You
Greetings
you
everyone is equal. Greetings.
Wicked and USB and Chubb's and a Disprosius. Thanks for subbing.
Nice day, Maastricht. Thanks for subbing.
Back to you up and in. No, no, no. Thanks for subbing.
Head center. Luminate. Shadow. Thanks for subbing.
Maybe thanks for subbing. The Crystals. Thanks for subbing.
You are a plenty. Thanks very so much. For God's sake. Thank you very much. Look, wait, just Jenny and G. Dude and aristocrat. Thanks for subbing a car. E2 cage, right?
Don raw sewage soda. OCT kill. Sorry. QC. Thank you very much.
Ale fire. Thanks for subbing.
Uh, I are brutal in a JT and Chris kick as six for seven.
Thank you.
Where's the mean
What does it mean
Water guy cheap blast and promenade promonix sorry they were subbing the fact a boy and
Thank you very much and capsule Corpo. Thank you for four years. Scorpion and
Elezan and Rezae and Jay. Jayum. I was I was thinking of you sir if there's an
R and an N or an M. My name is Pleasant Merzick and E5H and Omega Giga Gouman.
Oh gee, Lexagon, Lexagon. Maybe, maybe.
They might be targeted to you, Baldo, Kirk Danger, and Microwave, and X-Actix or Subbot.
Eels, bad man, thanks for sub it.
Got to believe in love.
Will be.
Hello.
Scatman our cast to die dude that chatter just does not get it
So there's a couple of lines we gotta play it
Oh my god, I didn't fucking start talking about moon was telling us for like
almost two hours about his ideas for the his
RPG maker of the scat world and we're giving him ideas and just making it so much worse and he's
sounds so excited and giddy about the whole idea of
of
Cuz Mike cut his mic
Scat RPG
Can't lie that did happen
Everyone is equal did did listen. Okay. There's some things to unpack from the song. I think we may have missed
What could that mean?
You don't want to know?
It sounds like kids that were sad don't get into scatting.
That's what it sounds like to me.
But I'm interpreting it literally.
Dude, I know you guys are making fun of me with this picture, but I can make a game in RPG Maker, so...
Go fuck yourself, bitch! Go fuck yourself!
There's a couple of things I'm not good at, and that's making maps in RPG... specifically RPG Makers, like shit like that, right?
Not gonna make a maps...
Obviously, I can't compose music.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Community offers help on
Hashbrothers. It will fuck yourself. No, no, no, dude. If if
if if scat RPG gets first of all, it's a free game. So I'll work
volunteer. Let's be clear about that. Okay. Let's let's set
some boundaries immediately. It'll never be sold for money.
Because that's how what's Batman John would want. Also, I
can't sell for money because it's going to feature his
like this. So
what's up with the red and blue? Oh, red, white and blue.
Is he American?
What's the other thing we got to talk about in the song?
Jim by Lakes for Seven?
Dude, I'm just going to save it for the plot, guys. I don't want to give away too much of the plot, because you guys are all going to play my game, right?
I'll give it a whirl. Thanks.
I'll give it a shot. It's free.
You'll pirate it. You don't have to pirate it. It's free.
You don't have to pirate it. You don't have to torrent it.
Content King better than ready or not explain.
I think Content King was the best streamer game that's ever been made.
So I'm a little biased as a streamer personally.
It's pretty rare, pretty rare for someone who makes a streamer game
to be pretty on the nose about everything.
So. I enjoyed it.
There's a good commentary on the state of streaming and.
It was funny, consistently funny.
For me, for me, if you're a streamer, why aren't you in it?
OK, common, common misconception.
I'm not a streamer. I'm a broadcaster and this is a show. Okay.
That might be why.
How am I today? I feel a little sick. I'm, I'm NGO.
I'm in jail, but I'm okay wait listen to the lyrics
Who's war?
The Great War.
How does he do that?
the lyrics of the song remind me it like it's so vague about what it's talking about
it does it does remind me a bit of like jrpg philosophy 101 that you'll read in like jrpg
Jesus, shit.
Very similar in my headspace.
Which further highlights the fact
that Scatman John may be the perfect RPG maker subject.
And once again, no one steal my idea.
Oh, you look how do you try sprinkled it up?
Your name is John IRL, but are you the scat man, John?
Bugbear, mostly thanks for something nice to him.
I already coded a full scat RPG with Claude.
Who the fuck is Claude?
I
Claude Van Dam, hmm
Have you watched the YouTube video Scatman John a Marxist analysis no, but I mean he definitely
He's giving me big commie vibes. I'll give it up. I give it up. I can see that he wants utopia. You know what I mean
That's an easy line to draw
Literally, that's what he's singing about, scatland, a utopia, a jacks a pork pilax or
some communism equals utopia.
Well, the idea is, you know, everyone works and lives in harmony and therefore there are
no pressures of capitalism to corrupt or whatever, right? Right?
Question mark? I don't know. It's been it's been a little bit
since I read about lay communism. So
dig the hole streamer.
I
Live out repeat in your fantasy genuinely why can't you spend your time on something productive?
We're I'm an ideas guy
Idea maker
Not any links for some tell us some ideas
Okay, well you just heard the plot of scatman RPG by the way, you may have just missed it may have just zoomed by
Scatter PG is about restoring a utopia
About ending racism
Class inequality.
Not 80, thanks for 7.
No, he is racist. No, he's anti-vaxxer.
There's no racism in Scotland. Well, apparently there is.
And that's what you got to get to the bottom of, buddy.
Why the flip is there racism in scatland dude?
The main looking good today.
Will scat be avoidable or is another force fetish game?
There will be scatting.
Like this.
I like the poop.
This is not a poop joke.
Please do not reduce my magnum opus to a poop joke.
How do you feel about leprechauns being canned in scat world?
They're gonna be all the shopkeepers, guys.
That's a mode sounds racist. Oh leprechauns the people who historically have giant pots of gold aren't shopkeepers. Sure chat sure, dude
How do you think they made all that gold?
What if they were just honest business owners didn't amass wealth over several centuries
It's a harmful stereotype.
They're Irish!
Hmm, yeah.
Why aren't I in the giga hype AT&T cup?
What the fuck is that?
Hoi? Hoi? Hoi?
You play the remix of the song chat doesn't like it. I love it
What do you have agreed to sign up for grubby's war three tournament?
I've been watching a lot of warcraft 3 recently
I think I would be okay. It's a really slow game, huh? Not very high apm but it's very micro intensive though. I don't know
I'm by my nail hang up
You got to make a scat man John Warcraft 3 mob I guarantee that already exists buddy
Guarantee
Watching you learn Warcraft 3 would actually be very fun and interesting and genuinely entertaining. Okay
Spoilers I've played Warcraft 3 before and I kind of understand how it works. Yeah, I mean
so it wouldn't be a matter of oh
What's this unit like, you know, I I?
Know the units like that the thing that would be learned is like timings on
You know when you make whatever building and you know when
You know, which heroes from the neutral tavern are good?
Although, I'm pretty sure I know that.
I know the answer to that already.
You know, it seems like restorative items are pretty much the best items you can buy
from the shop that you can build.
I count I count I count the TP scroll as a restorative because I make some immune
What race would you go?
Uh, anything but human or undead.
Best neutral hero for UD vs orcs with headhunters.
I'm all gonna trap.
Is it the the Dark Ranger or Fire Lord?
I don't really know the neutral heroes.
I know Fire Lord, you got the Blood Mage guy, you got the Dark Ranger, you got the Panda.
He got it right.
guy asking that question. He said I got it right, fellas.
I'm begging you to skip this song.
Here you go.
You saw on gigabit sauce.
And he went in 2003 today, the one with Marshall Falk on the cover.
I don't have that one.
SA Quamva Dairy, thanks for subbing.
Ava Ashton Steel got a big badge.
Oh yeah.
The scheme will be good in like a year and a half.
I wrote up in a can of cinnamon rolls that is so pressurized the cinnamon blast in the eyes.
Nope.
You haven't seen your husband since early access of this game out?
Well, I hope I can do it justice. I will say I have a very particular, very strong nostalgia for the original.
I didn't get to play as much as I wanted to growing up because I didn't own it
but the art style is a giga iconic for me and I know it's different so
We will see.
I skipped it.
Cool.
Do you think it'll play again if I launch?
You have all dreamed of peace, yet it was nothing more but an illusion.
You'll be.
Now she's about to shatter.
Not gonna go so good over combat, but I can do it.
I know it's a lot, but don't turn it down after it.
Oh my god, Minotaur.
Not even death can bring me comfort.
Way will be your salvation.
Ventress this your greatest desire.
I can raise your new monster!
Well, that's it.
Ash Falcon, am I? Or are you alright?
Readability.
I'm low-key illiterate.
We'll leave the blue mod in two minutes.
Auto-exit results window if no losses, high battle difficulty, bleep bleep bleep bleep
it to APOC difficulty. Okay, so I know that campaign only has the first chapter
or whatever, so we're just gonna play the game, I think.
Meow meow meow.
Apocalyptic 200%.
Can I do 100% first fails?
How do I add more?
AI multiplayer.
Simplifying it with more predictable behavior battles designed specifically for multiplayer
games.
AI plays aggressively, commands multiple heroes if possible, develops sufficiently and launches
pregnant attacks.
Hard.
Oh I see, I can add new players because of the map.
Select map or template.
How come there's only five?
Where's G?
Octo-Jeebis.
There's a lot of spiders left.
No great riches and be careful not to get lost with them
Why would I expect not to get rich going in there question mark I want an eight-player man
Scarce but exciting template limited in resource. Where's the one that is unlimited resources?
the
serve my players gay
the
sir seven opponents no resources no goal
the hockey every map
I come every map be like
Yeah, what if no one had any month?
Hehehehe
The more opponents the area be, the first to reach the Sun, the central area of the temple where they were enormous treasures away.
Oh, God.
Survive between a rock and a hard place while the lords around you tear each other apart.
Okay, but...
There's no line connecting any of them except for the one to one.
Let's do Icarus.
Human.
Undead. Grove.
Sexy insect lady.
It's like weird fish people, looks like.
I want to be a dungeon master and...
Okay, I don't know if these are specifically dungeon heroes, it doesn't look like it, maybe.
Let's see.
Some of them are like neutral, looks like.
No, I'm just stupid at a well.
Okay, so this is the in defense speed.
W? W speed.
army. Oh.
What?
Troglodyte, hey, it's you guys.
Oh, they're like the shitty little fucking... weird lizard people. Press Alt.
Oh.
When a friend of the creature waits to turn the game 20% attack until the end of the round.
When they skip their turn the game 20% defense.
I want to be a guy who casts magic.
I think we're going to do magic.
Produces 500 gold per day, another 100 for every 3 hero levels, increase the amount
of gold found on the map by 25%.
This hero can learn...
The hero can learn tier 5 daylight spells.
Enemy hero cannot cast daylight spells.
What?
I wish I knew more about daylight spells.
Keeps our army when fleeing from battle against neutral squads.
Uh, let's do this one just because...
It's our first game, so...
That sounds useful.
Animation speed.
Random weak effects, be like that.
Okay.
Only hard dude, let me warm up.
Oh
Is our little town screen where we make stuff
Visiting pounce
Hot sure as hell do not know what to purchase. Let's just say that this look very look like every unit section
Infernal Troglidates and Toxic Troglidates.
Unlock seven random tier one spells in the Magic Observatory.
Okay, let's do that.
Do I have to drag them? I want to recruit all of them. Oh, I see.
Okay, I don't think I can send them back.
Did I spend money on that though?
Fighting style viscous spear.
Park tour!
I think I can queue up multiple buildings.
Maybe? No, maybe. Shift-left-click? No.
Uh, I can't recruit these yet. We need the appropriate building, I think.
Oh, we need the Warren how much better is
Yeah, I mean it's pretty good it's pretty good
The onyx dancer looks like the war for more craft three
I mean we should get another hero right this guy's a litch what the fuck
Once I have more units, I mean it comes with units though.
Can I only have two heroes in one town?
What if I cannibalize those units for now then I'll leave them here.
I think maybe I can only have four units?
Where do you see that?
Provides a chance of neutral squads off pretty adjointly. Here's army for gold instead of fighting them.
You can have seven.
Hero must always have one unit.
I say, I say, let's see.
Boom.
Enjoy the trog.
What the?
Or the six mana.
The other magic is like healing.
They were like, I guess buffs too.
I think these are all the spells I already know.
What the?
Must be level eight.
Grants the hero the ability to fly moving freely through any obstacles on the global map
This is just like pussy ass loser spells the way over now
You can implement laws
I don't really know how to generate long
Special resources activate your factions unique bonuses to generate by cities and by heroes when they capture global map objects
eight or win battles. 20% of here's XB's converted to law points, okay.
Okay, month one week one day one. Can I rename my town, please?
Music's a little loud, yeah I know.
It doesn't even feel that much quieter, oh well.
Um, gonna check out Saros, the PS5 exclusive?
I actually saw a still of that game and it had like probably the most reviling UI I've ever seen in my fucking life
Holy shit. It was like all orange and fucking it had like the UB slop like gearing system and shit, dude
It was not good, bro. I'm so sorry
Okay, we got all top highlight the interact wheels
There's a ring got a ring in there
Yeah, we're gonna right click to move around the map
Plus one attack defense. That's a set right there
Friendly creatures are mean to all negative effects
What?
Does that include damage?
Okay, let's move our Medusa lady shall we?
So the way that works is that this is like my movement points pretty much.
Levels up a random skill for each visiting hero.
I think I should try to end fighting.
But it's kind of far.
Eh, we can still do it.
I want the ring.
Okay, we activated the grid somehow.
Auto-click the ring.
Well, let's get smashed, shall we?
No, then I'll get to run.
Uh...
I don't know why I select you individually.
I drag him.
Okay.
neat. What do you do? Return to its original position after attacking, but you'll 50%...
Oh. Increase heroes attack by plus two. Oh, these are the different stances we have.
Here's our spell blood, which I think we can do at any point. We just have like a
limited amount of mana. What the fuck is focus?
It looks like this might take one focus.
G18 deal 36% of target enemy's creatures maximum HP as magic damage.
Each time the spells recast the same target, it deals 100% more damage.
I wonder how our mana regenerates.
Okay, that was indeed
We're only gonna kill fours actually not worth it. You know looks like I can only cast one spell turn
Do do do do do
Okay, so
I don't like my stats even scale this, it's my level.
Roger that?
Shoot him!
Fuck you!
Maybe it's to their movement range?
I don't know what kind of enemy this is.
Long reach.
I got the target to see if the more damage this creature deals to.
These are melee guys.
It seems like
Probably teleports
It's the target and all creatures within two X's behind it. Yeah
This guy does not tell
We're gonna increase the graphics
You that's gross
I kind of don't want to use all my mana in case, like, yeah.
It seems like the game's automatically making the attack for mine.
No, it only matters.
Word?
Uh... go here.
Slash him up, Doc. Why did he count? Oh my god, there's a turner.
Um, friends?
We haven't even lost a unit on that guy, I think.
Are you so slow?
Perform long reach attack which deals minus 50% damage.
Spit on him.
Hawk to him.
Uh...
Choose two targets to attack dealing minus 50% damage, and perform an alternative melee
attack.
Wait, why are you so slow?
We lost four boys, I'm going for Eel.
Wait.
Yeah, we did lose four.
So you can't heal them back to life?
You know how Pathfinder has a game mode that's basically this?
My game mode's like a part of the game, whatever.
Slam!
Fuck you, bitch!
I accept this result.
That's our game choosing offers you a choice of one among three random artifacts.
Uh, luck.
Of course.
Can't reach that.
Holds Alt.
Or...
Can't reach shit.
Is it worth it to save your... movement?
Any knowers? No. Roger Wilco.
What am I hovering over? I was looking at the enemy I can't see over there.
Okay. I kind of want to go down here.
recruit infiltrators in this dwelling where we can go growth increases by 3
once per week of sport six crystals to the first visiting hero normal bell
hmm let's go back let's go back let's go back I ended my turn
Find a lumber mill or a gold mine.
I think everyone else is taking their turn right now, maybe.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
Increase each visiting hero's morale by 3 until the end of the week.
Uh, okay.
Still getting used to the controls, give me a moment.
Defeat Scar to obtain Medusa.
That was a random skill. Oh yeah, let's look at our lady. Our skills, our skills are just
the stats here. Maybe it's this right here.
They're playing here as a mind magic as a child. I played three on and off, not like
religiously. I didn't own it personally, so. But I'm like familiar, you know what I
I'm not a Taurus, is what I'm trying to say.
Previous with a desire for greater glory wish to join.
Uh, I'll buy him, fuck it.
Wait, these are the better ones, though. Hang on.
I'm gonna spend all of my money on these stupid fucking tentacle guys, okay?
You're gonna activate? Oh nice.
Already visited. Defeated card to obtain.
That's a normal battle. I'm looking for like an easy one.
Practice. Oh, we're Jim Depp.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Let's read it by you, hang on.
Melee.
Does AOE flying?
Sometimes it's a stack of ferocious rush-off in place of a friendly corpse.
Okay.
Okay, so each unit has like special things that it does I think this guy's a range
Um, fellas?
You think he's gonna go up or down?
Is there a way to like expedite this movement here?
I know you can like increase speed in general, but I just want to be able to like conclude
his movement
combat speed
we're still only at 17秒
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh!
Minotaur is next you know I'm gonna do this wait what we're not powerful enough
dude let's see here let's use this on yield technical mode I don't like that
actually made him go up in turn order so that's kind of fucking cringe but
whatever. Gringame! So why are they counter-attacking? What is that? Does every unit do that? Yeah,
I think so in melee. Increase Heroes Defense by plus four. I don't know what that means.
Why is my defense important?
Wait, they're still gonna attack though.
Might have to translate to army defense?
Okay.
Ouch!
Nope.
I wonder if it means like an entire unit has to be destroyed to be able to use that.
We should have attacked the other guy, dude.
this is a new around I can't kill it will it counter if I do this listen
Smash them, buddy.
Four to twelve.
We're gonna hit them with a range attack.
And then we're gonna hit them with...
Oh, you can't reach.
Um, guys?
Okay, maybe speed is an initiative.
We used the wrong spell. Speed is probably movement range.
Whoops.
Whoopsie daisy.
Alright, okay.
This unit is ranged, can't you read?
Oh, I weren't gonna say that, where I could have read it.
Also, no, I'm illiterate.
Ranged attack.
Yeah, I know when you right click it, it says it, but like, I don't remember ever
even right click it goes.
George and J.M. and Ged with us for 100 months?
I also don't know how to make a attack.
Oh, I'm an idiot.
Uh, okay.
What the... stop.
Noob down. That's a noob down right there.
Lost some boys. Pepe sad hands with the gun.
Friendly dungeon creatures deal 10% and take minus 10% on native terrain.
When selecting a stance corresponding attribute of an enemy hero partially decreases. I like that.
When selecting a stance hero gains...
Three temporary mana.
Hmm. That seems all so good.
Come on, do that.
Oh, yeah, we have to pick an artifact.
Wait, it looks like I can... Oh.
In Tactics Phase, creatures can be placed within a three-line area.
As opposed to two, one's for round here, gonna activate three systems above all the systems
of the game.
Oh, plus six.
Yeah, we're gonna...
Damn!
Wait, is this the highest here?
No.
I think I have to pick one of these.
Friendly Creatures Game plus one initiative. That seems really good.
The book by the characters portrait will give you bonus traits.
Yeah.
On level at most of the time, you gain spell power and knowledge bonuses, blah, blah, blah.
This kills damaged guys with heroes level.
I wonder if this, like, initiative game is, like, the entire battle.
Let's do that.
Well, let's recruit some troggs, shall we?
Wait, I'm poor.
Um, guys?
Oh, the Wildcats took 7 for a million years?
Hey, it's on.
We need that.
For building.
Uh, yeah, we don't have any money.
Why don't we check how long it's gonna take for my building to finish?
Wait.
What was this?
It's always one turn.
New war and unlocks?
Uh, what is this?
Here is knowledge.
I don't think the sheep do anything.
Controlled by red. Yeah, it's me.
You fucking dope.
I'd just try.
Me me me me me me me me me.
Is there a way to auto resolve after you choose to kill them while they're running?
Cori has two chrono-links and she's up.
Dude, you killed one of my minotors.
I'm probably sure to check his move.
I got 18 out of 40 mana right now.
Wait, who turns a hue?
We're gonna do defense again.
Okay, we got six temporary ban now.
Sure.
Hmm.
Sure.
Hmm...
It's just the thing in nuked.
By yield counter attack.
My units!
Why are you hitting that one?
You fool.
I wonder if I can shoot over to Rain.
Nevermind.
So Rainjuice can either move or attack.
What color is my soul? Oh, I think you know. New round. Oh, we can wait. We're losing
So many units, dude.
Plus one knowledge there.
And we're about to be level three. That's a friggin dead.
Twice between either 1,000 or 2,000 gold or half that amount of XP.
20% more XP.
Yes.
I gotta go kill this guy.
Razor Village?
Uhhhhhhh...
Orrrrr...
I kinda wish when I held Alt it would...
it was this.
It's a new spell!
Hornbread Logix or Subin?
Mercury!
You can use your other hero to pick up resources?
Oh yeah.
Hey man, it's time to go. Wait, how do I deploy this bitch?
We're gonna waste a couple of turns, huh?
How do I swap quickly?
Restart.
No.
Dude, you're getting rich, man!
And...
Devere!
Hmm...
I don't know what an infiltrator is. Is this...
Let's get the spell.
Early start scroll. I already have that spell, though.
Defeated scar to obtain sentinels of glory guardians of balance and we ran their resolve and cautious of the church expanding influence
Don't fucking care
That's a lot of that's a normal battle we haven't really recruited anything recently
Okay! What is this right here? Is this the town that I have? Can I click the hog? Recruited
weird squids. Yeah, they're cool. They're cool AF. What was this? They're confused by the flag.
That picked us up. Nope. Borealots head plus one knowledge. I think... everything's lethal
Just because we have like no units I think, right?
Rain, rain.
Oh look, there's so much ore on the ground. What the hell?
We're gonna kill this guy first.
Uh, I think these are ranged units.
I don't know.
No.
Yes.
Word.
First we pick our stance.
Ah, it doesn't really matter what we pick right now.
Next we energize.
Then we smash this bitch.
I don't know what your other ability is.
Okay.
Go troggle at that chance.
Bro, they attacked him across the fucking map?
Wait, I can do that.
I forgot.
Oops.
Ha ha ha.
Classic.
Brem brrem brrem.
I'll stew a tank.
What's do you really have anything like I wish I kind of kind of wish I had
something that reduced my stance we're gonna wait we're
wait nice kill those bitch give him the slam big man what he strikes first on
counter attack what a piece of shit stop hitting my troglet of dice actually
Keep hitting them, they suck.
Alright then.
FIRE!
Alright, it's over for you.
Dude, they all do.
Fucking STUPID ASS ELF BITCH, man!
B.
Go over the level.
You can learn tier 5 nightshade spells, 30% more XP.
Some of the avatars that skills up the heroes spell power and knowledge.
Doink.
Give it a shit, big.
Oh, we got him.
Nice.
That was a good turn, I think.
Mark. Come Skellington, Nietzsche of the Mies. If thy dare. Those windows to 98 sounds?
It sounds like they are kind of maybe possibly, but not like...
Aw, for a detect.
Shit!
Wait, he waited.
Why?
Explain thyself, fool.
What do you do?
Aw, you're just like a trashy, you know.
I don't think we bailed this guy for now.
Retreat!
And in, in, in, in, in, in, in.
Hmm.
Not really a good opportunity here.
Fire!
Is he bleeding?
Where's that icon?
Oh, minus one defense.
Wrong button.
Sorry, sir.
Oh, sorry.
Fire!
I'm gonna wait.
Okay, it didn't work.
Classic.
Okay.
I don't want to get counter attack last guy when he has 85 dudes.
Uh...
Talk to her!
Uh, we'll do defense.
Ooh.
Wait, this is zero mana.
What the?
I can just do this?
Okay.
Have you met my avatar?
Mitch?
What are your stats?
84 HP.
Teleports directly to destination Hex.
You got a lot of defense, Mike.
Aw, man.
Oh, we already attacked.
Now you can't punish us!
Hiya!
Oh, nice. Good to go again.
Hiya, too!
Some of them? Huh?
Calling out to Scanlan!
Oh, neat.
Oh, I'm in a movement. No!
Sorry, you.
Can I just rape or crude a hero from without having a hero in my town?
How does that work?
You can have a Warpix for something?
Something scattered means something else.
Great.
talking about the poop. And the fact that you keep thinking about the poop is actually
kind of telling me about it. No, Pets.
Uh, this one.
Connected to the law, bitch.
What is the resource we're using to unlock this?
20% damage with it's basic it is.
Can be unlocked.
I want Blessing.
We can get Lightning Bolt!
Rehabilitation of all neutral squads on the global map.
What's this? Oh, it looks like a special kind of resource.
I think I have to find this spell?
I don't know.
Or maybe the constellation, that's just like for flavor or whatever.
I get it.
I think I get it.
I think I've truly, I've begun to understand.
Oh, here's my map of the bottom left.
Bob-Bob-Bob.
Mage Guild 2.
Seems like I unlocked one spell for each one.
Wait, you can upgrade each spell?
Wait.
Um, guys? It looks like it uses the dust.
I want like a cheap spell that I can spam that would be useful, but it looks like...
Yeah, most things cost like six or like whatever. One of them cost four, but it's not very good.
Fireball we got ice bolts
Neat
We got a lock you can't unlock any more spells today. I
Want fireball
You can make obstacles, casting hair, immediately interact with any external dwelling you control
within 2 times plus herosite, or 2 times herosite, usable once per day.
Cool.
Double-ray target-friendly creature up to 4 hexes from its current axe.
It has 30 magic damage per focus charged to all creatures in a 1 hex radius.
We have one counter-attack charge from the target enemy for this round, whoa.
Well, I was a... we'll save our ship for now.
How come these units haven't replenished?
Why not?
It takes a week.
Oh.
Oh this most reading I've done in months.
Fuck you. Maybe we should recruit another guy.
Yeah maybe one more.
Poor knowledge. Oh that's the lich.
I'll just grab this bitch.
Fuck it.
Mew, meew, meew, meew.
Kinda nice how the circus right here shows.
Wham-wam-wam-wam!
Kinda nice how the circus right now says.
How many creatures attack and events increase by 20% of this hero's spell, power, and knowledge?
Respect him.
Or of wizardry, defense increase.
Hmm.
Maybe Spell Power?
Clicks randomly?
But how come it doesn't say I've already visited this?
Did I forget to visit this? Overtime effects cast by Friendly Creatures last for plus one round.
Friendly Creatures ability, deal 40% more damage. Overtime spell effects cost...
Unique per hero.
Once per game, it says.
Yeah, I just never visited that, I think.
Merel, merel, merel.
Get some units, get some freaking units.
Lethal battle.
You're an idiot.
Fucking dope.
Gives golden gems.
You can't kill it anyway.
Now we're probably gonna have to bring it back to town.
Let's beeeeeee.
I can't click that when he's guarding it.
Bitch.
Yo, we're freakin' scouting right now, dude.
I think we need money.
Probably not. I don't know.
Wish moneyeeeeee.
Did we ever get the normal battle they had skeleton archer
Each of us in here is attacked by one difficult battle right click for more info long reach
As the pair say
We got the range, bitch.
I got hooves.
It's a fucking halfling.
Range is actually a full range damage at any range.
How much better do we have?
uh... seventeen
and they run him bro
no we won't
back
down
all the split up
man
they were my tier two spells
Oh no! She has to go back to learn them, dude!
Nooooo!
Oh no!
This is not good.
Oh! Get in there, buddy!
We're about to take so much fucking damage, it's so sad, it's so sad that this is about
to happen actually.
Stop hitting him!
You're hitting my stupid fucking frog lizard people dude.
Why are you fooled?
We'll do defense again.
of the freaking Minotaur of Hell?
Get in there, big man.
I'm coming.
Is the Sacking from behind do anything?
Why'd you do that?
weird. Hey stop, don't hit him.
Chop it.
I think we did that backwards. Order.
How come these halflings didn't offer to join us?
So cring.
Ah, defense.
Chat use alternatively of all this of the T-word please?
Um, actually.
I don't want to use my mana.
How much of my mana do we have, three?
Never mind.
So get up!
You can't reach him, you're weakly.
And now he gets to go again.
You fucking bitch.
Oh yay! See? You just gotta insult him a bit.
That's a ding right there, boy.
Here we're gonna use the spellbook one more time per battle round, but only to cast a spell of magic
school that hasn't been used this round. Cost bonus mana. Provides a chance of...I wonder if the chance for...
Oh, I see.
Battlecraft. Don't we know that? No.
uh
Box over there for something you guys think surrendering it has to be good
Firstly battle
Then we craft
Does anyone know how to regenerate me
Yeah, I know, this happens, fountains.
What are we making, boys?
I feel like we need, we, what we need to do is actually, we need to make some of these
so that we'll get more per week.
We'll probably should have done that first, whoops, whoopsie.
some cave units? Once we're getting grants, a random small reward.
What? Hey!
They didn't realize they were also in the building.
Those cost two less mana! What the...
Who's guarding that?
Looks like you are guarding them well we got a circle around so let's circle
around so you always destroy them right right no you want the XP
Kind of do you
Me me me me up
Is that greedy ready ready Goku gritty
Defense
Enterprise it's yield range the lad wait
Oh god, they're both ranged.
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.
Eh, lol, maybe we should have done an initiative on our ranged unit?
I don't know.
Keep it stepping.
It's steppin
We got we got a we're gonna get new units
We're kind of bleeding I'm bleeding out cuz I'll probably have it
Rainer manor manor
defense wait dude you're one off you fool
Can't reach them. There we go. There we go. XD.
My guys need to be a little bit faster at, like, I don't know why I moved this guy in an attack, by the way.
Dumb idiot, mayhaps?
Oh yeah, they go first.
Oh, never mind, they already went.
I wonder if there's a way to...
I think the little sword on them means that they can counterattack.
Like the cross swords.
Mmmmmmmm.
Yup.
Yeah.
Don't ride go on.
What is the purpose of Spell Power?
Oh wait, no, don't question.
strike. How about I give him a lucky set? Uh, no thanks. The Circle of Life. Oh, we can
go in there. Abyssal Envoys. Guys we might be starting to buy creatures of hell.
This cow got this cow got mooshrooms on the back, dude. This thing's blocking my
path. Cringe. You literally cannot do anything over here. Wait, maybe this? No. Okay, use single
You don't have to double click.
Get some XP.
It seemed kind of annoying to try and remember where we could pick units up from.
hold all and over now yeah I know I know well it highlights everything
why don't I get my guy to go in here
can you
you said to change the highlight color
always highlight interact with us was that like is that more readable fellows
Should I turn it on?
Look closer to the entrance to start to enter the city.
Oh, look at that.
just a low color from yellow will be nice
okay
what what color fellow
visited objects maybe this one
okay I like that
Free Markov. That's not happening, bitch. Let me be clear. Markov will forever remain
A prisoner! A war!
Fuck you!
Bitch!
Jim's on first waterboarding? Granted. Granted.
Dude, happy new week, everybody.
Uh, let's see here.
I think we'll just get both of these, right?
Okay, big units. Wait, I can deliver units to other parties, can I? We want her to go
down there and learn the spells, though.
Plus three attack.
These things are so fucking scary, man.
Jesus.
Is there really anything for my scout suit anymore, I don't think?
We gotta build them up.
Or do no.
Ruff.
Dang.
Uh, you don't really use magic.
Devere, son of Devere, with his one-troglet-eight best friend he, traveling the motherfuckin' land.
Seems to be Luke.
Devere and Luke, traveling through the motherfuckin' land.
Difficult, they say. Smurks. Yeah, we should probably just go get our units before we do
anything else.
We got full mana.
Thorno thinks there's a little...
So can I rename my hero?
or some shell like that? That'd be cool.
Wait.
Can I use this or do I have to have it equipped to be able to use it?
This guy said no.
Elaborate.
I will accept I don't know.
All right, dude, time to juice up.
Oh, yeah, bud.
What the hell is this?
Undead pet.
I don't fucking care about that, bitch.
20% of the damage dealt into additional HP.
Hmm...
Is this a range? No.
It takes minus 30% melee damage, sure.
Okay...
It's time to kill.
Normal battle.
Each attack and counterattack deals plus 20% pure damage or plus 20% damage.
Let's go over here.
How do you handle scam callers when you talk to them?
I don't...
do not talk to them.
I feel like modern phones have so many ways to literally ignore phone calls, though, like, you should never be a scam call to them.
Meow meow meow meow meow plus defense all right tier two spells
It's freaking ice bolt time
We're gonna get like a new city dude.
fellow troglodyte champ.
okay.
weird.
Dude, she killed like 30 of them, dawg.
That's fucked up.
Oh, it's not fucking cool.
It's got a cooldown! Uh-oh.
Uh, let's see here. I don't think I went out of attack. Maybe.
Let's see what happens, bugger. Yeah, that was stupid. Could be stupider, though.
You're so fucking slow, man.
Yeah maybe we should have given one of our units speed.
These poor Chargill days, man, they're just fucking pin cushions.
Oh my god, I'm so stupid.
We should have waited.
And then used our avatar to take out their counter attack.
Yippee!
Smash them.
Now dog them.
Now it's your time to shine, Trogledite.
I
Chance of neutral squads. Oh expert close
Sometimes that was for the skills more strongly to hear a spell power knowledge
What do you think new avatar or expert diplomas
Dog Brown Town, these are some diplomacy.
I mean, we're kind of committing, huh?
20% of the number of units from Nutri-Scott's joining the Heroes Army.
I don't have like the money, though.
They might as 50% go up to recruit, doubled up the new economy.
Need a lot of money for diplomacy.
Yeah.
Can I go back?
Where am I locked in?
in. Yo, I think I'm locked in, dude.
Look at the minuscule.
Oh, we're into this.
And it's not really much for you to do there, buddy.
Hmm. Do the heroes have an upkeep?
And regor, laced for seven?
No.
Yeah, maybe we should main more of these.
Erm, guys?
They have updog.
What's updog?
You know, I forget some of these places to, uh, recruit.
I'm tired of fighting fucking ranged units man.
I'm gonna live you right, I'm gonna live you right.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, that's Cave Dragon.
What's that spear?
Uh...
I don't have any money. Can't really get money.
Get money.
Just like Archers and Ostringer.
Humans!
I'm gonna kill you!
Shut up, humans!
I'll kill you!
Where'd you go in there?
I got someone from the main.
I'm going in.
Get the shoot man first.
Hit the avatar, I know you want to, if you want. Wait, an attack. Weird. Weird.
Motherfuckin' Icebowl of Hell.
Backstab of Hell.
Teleport of Hell.
consume your counterattack up hell.
I can't reach it.
Now is your chance, Trogladeid.
Go forth.
What are you gonna do, bitch?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Abyssal on board's.
Those are infiltrator's, I think.
What's this hack?
Oh, we're surrounded.
Oh no!
Wait!
Oh god.
They are not...
They are not the infiltrators.
UUUMM
GOD
GOOOO O unsere
I mean, I think we got defense first, right?
Carbapath.
Well done. I can't reach him.
My dogs!
Where are my dogs at?
Skibbity.
Oh, that's a crab.
Don't hit my archery, you bitch.
Why did you get to go twice?
Okay, so when the rangers are pressured, you can't range attack, it makes sense.
Dude, the fucking...
He slowed me.
Why are you so weak?
Everybody's looking up at us, boys.
Now it's murdering time!
Yippee!
Uh, boom.
Kill him ass, now.
Alright, go for five. Go for five, Trogchamps. Alright, you suck.
It could have been better, I think.
Let's...
look at a better avatar.
Attack increases by 25% of Harris Spell Power, once double you know leadership, which I don't think we do.
Speed and initiative increases if you know insight, which we do.
A missile envoy won.
Wait, tell me about yourself. Oh my!
Dude, it's fucking Manoroth!
off immune to all magic damage
enables this Christian take one more turn immediately after his first turn
once for metal summon a second I miss all envoys in place of my friendly
corpse right what do you think we get rid of boys
Probably these guys right here. Yeah.
Dogs? Wait, real?
I think the dogs are better.
Her dog's negative morale for undead.
They are negative morale.
What does that mean?
Mixing factions is bad.
Wait what?
Back boomer, it's been a long time dude.
Yep, it's been a long time.
Without you my friend.
And you'll read all about it
When you read again should it
It's just golden crystals
Maybe we'll get the gingerbread house
I want these items, dude. That's what we actually do.
Wait, what? No?
No?
Did I actually click that guy? I think I did. So is that hero dead now?
Yes. And that's okay. Give it his friend Lobb. They died as they lived.
I think I'm going to have to go back to the upgrade version of the game.
Uh...
Traveling.
Stepping onto mines.
Upgrade.
Now, if I upgrade the spell, do I have to come back to learn the upgraded version if
I already know the spell?
Let's see.
Oh, I can't- oh, there I go.
I really don't know, man.
Well, I'm talking to everyone else, bitch.
No offense.
No, I don't.
Final Magic Tier 2.
Oh, maybe I did it.
Nope, that's upgraded.
You know
How much money you got 40 I think these guys could take out a hundred trouble dates
Or don't know my
We're gonna gotta make some schmoos
We've heard some Minotaur?
I want to kill these guys, where are they?
You!
It's Chashlethal.
Man, maybe we can't do that.
Oh God!
I think we planned poorly, boys.
Let's just bring you some units.
I mean, we can bring him some Minotaur, I guess.
Nope.
Oh, we got him.
I don't remember to use that shit.
There's 27 frogs in there, dude.
That's awesome.
What we actually need is money, and I forgot to build.
I think what I should have done is spend my...
my riches on...
building an economy.
Ay, ay, ay, ay!
What was this Cho'Gath looking motherfucker, dude?
Time to die, fool!
No!
Go forth, demon of hell!
Just second, guys, man, not so good, not so good.
Oh, let's see here.
You know we're going to hit him with the ice bolt because you know one of these motherfuckers
is ranged.
Uh, maybe not.
Let's kill this locus first.
You are melee.
Wait, you're living.
Weird.
Anyway, I explode a bell, fuck you.
It's so hard to all- dude.
I wanted to read that guy's message and it was only about him saying that he doesn't
Shower
You be but we're not gonna use actually away
Hey, he's got reach
Shooter
Okay.
Hmm.
No, we don't do that.
We don't do that.
We actually do not attack.
Because we're going ahead and win.
Okay, we wasted some mana there. Order was incorrect.
I didn't want to slice. This guy has so much fucking HP, holy shit.
I want these spells cost two less mana.
It's a difficult battle, and I'm a loser.
Get some Skeleton Archer and then regular Skellington.
Normal battle, difficult battle.
You think we can take these Skellington's fellas?
Give me yo, hey what why do you have this?
Oh
Wait what
What is this green opera I guess I can upgrade it interesting
I think I can do it on the screen though.
Weird.
We are going to hang back.
Who's getting shot first?
I thought it's probably the troglodyte.
Mere, mere, mere, mere, mere.
Defensa.
Icebowl now, baby.
BOOM!
Look, maybe we move in actually. This might have been done.
of
I need better archers, please skip this turn, cringe?
These squig guys are actually literally just foddering here, oh.
Sorrow and cinema on this result
What's your defense 39? Oh my
I
Remove his counter attack
Wait
Minus one Benatar. He's owning though. Always high morale all the time.
Don't hit my boy.
Oh
Johnny piste's were so
Dude they've been with us since the start
That's so freaked up, dude.
Well, let's take two turns, shall we?
I want the Abyss!
Uhhhhhhh...
I don't think it matters if you get in here.
Oh, I've read to pick the saints.
OHHHHH! Hey!
Do not kill this guy, you bitch.
So this avatar is much strong.
Get your give back trogledite, Chan.
You fought bravely, bro.
You fucking fought bravely how much that how much time in it we got six
Yeah, buddy
Do that do have a heart actually really good
Tactics advanced insight
Let's come in 100% law points. I don't think we know leadership. We have diplomacy.
Intentions of all neutral squads within 18 squares of the hero.
That seems really good, but I'm gonna agree.
Can't move.
Why can't I move?
Oh? Oh. Summoned Star Child.
This might be a Dooms Timeline. This might be a Dooms Timeline. This might be a...
I think I think we did not build the correct buildings.
Lots of resources to be treated.
That could be good though.
What do you think?
Alice too?
Yeah, we'll get marketplace out first. You're right.
Build it. Build it, you son of a...
What? Oh, I gotta click it up for it.
Hey, hey, hey!
Here's 500 more gold per daily, please.
Yeah!
I'm surprised there's not a way to speed up the A.I.s turns.
I need this, please.
Already visited.
Normal battle, gold and crystal.
I mean, surely it's a lot of gold here though, right?
Let's see.
Oh, we're fucking surrounded, good.
Wait, we might be dead.
Erm, guys?
Everyone, that game is really good.
I don't know if any of these guys are ranged.
It doesn't look like it.
Hmm.
Why the- oh my god we should- I misinterpreted the starting for this screen.
I didn't realize I could swap units with each other.
I thought there was just the game's way of saying, yeah.
This is the formation, because there's no in-between, right?
Goodbye!
What's up, Bidder here?
We're just making space for two units, guys.
Yippee!
you're not countered maybe Sherry did
of
what if you would have
Jesus
of
I'll see here you deleted
you
made irrelevant? Attack up? Smash him. Yippee! I wonder if there's a spell that increases
max HP. I think it seems really good. Also, you're so fucking slow, bitch. Our army has
severely diminished and says. And it's not my fault. It's Dougame's fault.
I don't think I have an entire tank in the woods.
Oh, we needed that, though, to build a worthy sacrifice.
Oh, we're just 1000 gold daily, though.
Hmm.
Yes.
Hmm.
Um, I guess we can start heading back.
Maybe.
Wait.
Go.
These were heard some big-titty succubi.
I don't think, uh, I don't think they're succubi.
There are.
Are they in the undead, though?
Inferno Town.
Lady with big bosongi!
That's you, by the way, guys.
B-b-b-b-b-bosongi!
Uh, I want this.
I want this.
Yes, that sounds like me.
I lost each visiting hero to learn up to four random skills for 2.5k gold each.
Word?
What if we're poor? I think they'll still let us come in.
Destroy them.
Uba you stay back I like a smaller army didn't be honest
hi yeah
You got a two inch army?
Oh nice.
That's very small.
What's the skip turn button as a space?
WTF? That's huge. Errr, man.
Oh. Wow.
What the fuck is that?
I think it's more moose.
Why would you go for Manoroth the Abyssal Destroyer?
That's a good idea.
Your thought is like, hey, we're on Death's Door and we just used our final skill.
Maybe we should charge this gigantic celestial being.
You fucking stupid.
Are you hella dumb?
I don't think we have anything for you to do.
How much gold are we getting for a turn?
2.7.
Neat.
Did it build? I'm actually saving my gold.
for the palace and that is why I did not build I want more gold
law we got 10 points astrology daily Charlie steal one one point five times
more damage when using their fighting style tier one creature growth in your
increase by 4.
I mean, we can get all of these, right?
Oh, you can get some of them multiple times.
I kind of wish I could just have like an army where I just spammed, uh, let's get one gem
per day.
I can just spam troglet I see that'd be sweet let me frickin shoot
there was a trog folk focus hero wait really I missed it
What are the spells we got? The real borders of all areas. Restoration of negative effects.
Target enemy would lose his speed. Target friendly creature cannot be targeted. That
This is really good.
But 40 plus 8 times Hero Spell Pound.
Interesting.
Just pure damage.
Shields they target, a friendly creature with a barrier that blocks the next instance
of damage.
That also seems good.
Blink would also be good to get our guys on them immediately.
I don't know.
I want some utility.
Let's get Blink.
Blink.
Gonna bring her back.
Um...
Yay!
Wait.
Oh, too late now.
Fuck.
I should have saved somebody to recruit these guys.
I messed up.
Whoops.
Is this scat land?
This could be scat land.
What does Morale do?
Move?
Okay.
We're up to that now.
I don't think it's for seven.
AI player lost purple.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no!
What are you doing in my borders?
I can't fight this guy.
Dude, our start was so fucking bad, man.
It was actually so bad.
Doomed to timeline.
He has a full functioning army, man.
What the hell do I do?
Go for it.
He's gonna take my shit! That's the most annoying part, man.
You're probably in last place. How do I see?
Can you join him? You know, we might be able to do diplomacy.
Mayhaps. Mayhaps. Mayhaps.
Wait there.
Diploma CD's nuts. Yeah, very good. Very good, bitch.
Sorry, I mean that.
I meant it. Evil grin.
There he goes, wait there.
A melee attack can counterattack up to twice per round.
Cool.
Uh, what's your range?
I'm just going to iceball you.
Someone's a stack of 14 star children on an adjacent free hex.
They will disappear at the end of the battle.
It's a tier 4 spell.
Neat.
Double strike.
of
the
Fireball so bad. NOOOOOO!
This guy's probably gonna do a lot of damage.
Let's do defense.
Jimmy Lars, I think we're set up.
We can...
I think we block him if we do this.
Hey, where are you going?
to chill. I'm almost positive this guy kills her. Oh, stupid. Oopsie. That's a big crit.
Okay, oh yeah, there it is.
Not what you wanna see when we got enemies at the gates, man.
That is not what you wanna see, fellas.
That is not what you wish to observe with Zion Handball.
Might just kill these guys off.
Ouch!
Oh, he's got a double strike.
We've got to hurt this guy.
Ouch!
Oh, he's got Double Strike.
We gotta hurt this guy.
I wonder if that Aoi is my own teammate.
Ewww.
No!
Spin on him.
Bak'tul!
Okay.
Someone consider that an empiric victory. Me!
Someone really encourages me to become immune to the effects of the spell summon creatures.
That seems really good.
Using spells that you're consuming creatures onto any free hex.
Giga nerd game.
This guy was actually this guy was actually on the school baseball team.
I was playing here as a my magic 3D.
This guy actually got a blood got on the baseball field at 15 man that is so fucking sad actually no fast
I'm gonna use this
I don't even know what knowledge does, bro.
Increase here is maximum mana.
I see much.
I want this star child thing.
Organized units in terms of coolness.
Tragedyneite 1.
Celestial Manoroth 2.
Minotaur 3. Archer Lady 4.
Cringententical Man 5. Fuck you.
I got no money.
I can't build anything. Wait, maybe I can.
Oh
Wait
Oh, it's the very... he's there. Yeah, well, I don't give a fuck. You're fired. Or died.
Except for it's only for something...
Wait.
Hey, just break.
Oh, guys.
Oh, no.
Wait, how come he was able to go that far?
What?
What the?
He's got 14 hygrids, man.
What the f...
He's got 14 hygras, man!
Dude, he's got three abyssal envoys, man!
Kill your best, slow of down.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
Um, guys?
Um, this guy's a better version of me, dude.
He's literally my faction!
He's me, he's me but stronger man!
Uh, uh, let's get some traps dude.
Easy peasy.
See you take my city after all
We buying a full jellyfish circus was not the move
No, that was fine, it's just I it's the buildings I made that's what that's what the problem was
I think
Is this PvP or PvE?
Oh, there's an online multiplayer component.
Think of it like Sib. It's not like Sib, it's some big control heroes.
Dude, this guy's actually looting my whole star!
It's got four heroes!
Oh, no.
Well, he's here.
I mean they gotta come through the gate, right fellas?
Frogal I remember your training!
Remember your training!
go forth demon
Oh, you opened the gate, cool.
Wait, where are my traps?
There we go.
You used to attack twice?
I wanna know what that is.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Spikes near walls.
They couldn't have been more creative with the fucking traps?
Obviously they're not gonna go through the fucking wall!
There's no way I could win this. There's actually no way I could win this.
I also didn't even... I didn't even do my defensive stance.
It's over.
Hey, we killed one of their envoys and... Oh, never mind, that's fine.
We killed five of their 500... squad of...
Fish people.
Oh no.
Holy shit.
Let's try again.
Should I do a different faction?
Maybe we do a human.
I know it's kind of boring, but I'm kind of stupid.
Humans the Chad faction.
Play one hero mode.
I think that's more to my my preference, but is that cringe?
Also, I'm not sure there is a one hero mode.
Human has a giga-sorg?
Try clicking the quill on character page to edit names.
Okay.
OneHero is the classic, no?
You were just playing...
Everyone plays OneHero modes in H3.
Real?
There's one hero mode in Quick Clan.
Is there one hero mode the map?
No.
arena is one hero mode
under
it's the classic or single-hero pick one with one helmet icon
Oh
In map selection
Oh
Why can't you just set that?
No!
That's weird.
Like, why can't I play one hero in every map?
Weird.
Reach the top, confront your opponents and crush everyone you meet along the way.
Send the onslaught of multiple enemies as a solitary adventurer and prove you are the strongest among them.
Among us. Let's do your staircase.
Play PvP. Hmm, I don't think we're ready for that. I don't think we're ready for that.
Ooh man.
I'mma get some coffee, give me a second.
Yes, me lord.
You
Hey fellas.
No, come back!
Who was the first time we played Minecraft?
Hello!
I think before they added food?
Bar?
Before a food bar?
Longer, these are 24 million years.
Over the long, I think so. Wait, let's try again, shall we?
I'm sure this one will go much better than the last time, alright?
Aw, look at our cool little human area.
That battle isn't possible.
I didn't even get to pick my hero.
Oh, it's random.
I did get to pick it, but I...
And...
Whenever a friendly creature dies or kills an enemy, here's an attack defense symbol.
I increased by one.
Stackable.
Those four are tier 1 creature in all your cities.
Okay.
We're hero-human solo hero
Chud Maxxing.
No dude, that's not what's happening.
A lot of the selected heroes spend their day learning.
They'll be unavailable until the next day and receive a permanent increase to an attribute of their choice.
Recruitment of Cavalry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well that's Recruitment of Archangels and Apotheosis.
Apotheoses.
Tavern Band all right well let's get some gold and then let's get some guy
There's a lot of shit laid on the ground well let's get the easy basil better I suppose
I think we let them run until we can build up.
What do you guys think?
Should we let them run?
Are they ranged?
I'm pretty sure one of them is ranged.
We're going to let them run at first.
Am I a cringe loser for doing that?
Merciful?
Nooooo.
It's so peaceful over here.
Hmm, Logistics.
Feels good, man.
GORIOUS!
Let's get the Gryphon Rookery.
Normal battle.
Oh yeah, that's the long reach guy.
Okay.
Beljag, they're subtle.
Aw, building.
Recurring of light weavers.
To the cavalry, one's so expensive.
Actually, I've spent all my money. That was fucking stupid as shit.
No!
Ooh.
Uh...
Let's get off it. That seems good.
seems good another learning soon
I need money to compensate for my bad move.
I'm fucking so close.
Here we go.
Can't get past there.
We'll get in.
Okay!
Back we go.
What can we make?
I don't have any magic spells. How much mana does our character have anyway?
Oh, ten? Pretty sure that's ten, right?
This is a stealth game.
I don't know what you're implying, bitch.
Cavalry's tier 5.
Hmm...
I feel like we should be making something now.
Make a brothel.
No.
Why didn't he move?
I had it queued up.
You dumb bitch.
Um...
We're running a little bit of gold.
I want that treasury dude.
Yeah.
Actually, let's do this.
Oh, fuck my cannon!
Oh!
Hmm.
So I have to choose between the different tiers to recruit?
Do they... is it from the same pool though?
I think so.
Is that Anglemon?
Yeah.
That's him.
Oh, yes.
Oh, those gems.
Let's go get our units.
Baton
Really go
They could have got this or I fucked up
Wait, I do know tactics. No, I don't. But we could get tactics.
Oh! It's a gold mine! Alright, we're gonna kill you. Is there a truck or something?
You know no!
It's a murloc. What the hell is that? Toxic troglodyte.
Hmm.
Our heroic strike does more damage than the other characters I think.
Yeah, let's back up actually.
shame on my
mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm
uuuuuuummmmmmmmm
Cringe.
Okay.
That's so much coal.
let's get combat 50% maximum mana would it be better to get that later
Trudge?
We're gonna go back and get our units.
And also we got a bill.
Most important.
Pressure.
I fucked up.
I fucked up. I fucked up. Nooo.
This guy gets to attack twice. What the...
What the flip?
Double click on the user already, Bod?
That's good to know.
Uhh...
Oh, we're gonna upgrade him.
Nice.
Oops.
Sweet!
Artifact Merchant allows artifacts to be traded. We want this.
What do you do?
How do I see?
Ranged attack.
Increased target.
Ah, she...
She's a little buff, lady.
Neat.
Hmm.
Once per game, for each hero, give 6000 to 10,000 XP.
Oh.
That seems dangerous.
Uh, we don't have to go back to town yet.
I don't think it's for... God's sake.
I think I low rolled.
Hmm.
We're making some good Dosh, fellas.
Hierophant and Sun-Hero.
Alive's Recruitment of Inquisitor.
Oh, I can make this.
Neat.
Alright, we're making 6.5k a turn. That's good, right?
right by the
new levels
ok
fuck you
Bitch.
Sorry.
Hmm.
I think we just want to recruit our units.
Okay, frankin' him out.
Frankin' him out bigly style.
A computer has died.
Noob.
Cool.
Any other way to increase our income?
Upgrade archers. Oh true.
Meow meow meow meow.
Mama Mia, dear death. Looking dangerous.
Let's do this.
And then we got to kill this bitch.
I think the mistake we made last time was taking fights continually?
And kind of like getting whittled down never really building up a like a huge force, right?
We got lighting bolt.
Lighting bolt!
Hmm.
That was stupid.
That was dope.
Oh, they've all got range attacks.
That's so stupid.
Go get em boss.
I thought I got- oh my god.
minus three, no!
I don't know what luck does.
more crits everything good luck bugger
curses its plunderer hmm that doesn't seem good
does not seem good allows recruitment of angels we need the chapel now I want to be able
recruit every kind of unit.
Okay, what does the curse do, though, guys?
That's pretty cool.
Minus 5% mana refill at the beginning of each day, duration 2 days.
So that 50% man above only lasts for a week.
week.
Easy!
What the hell is this thing?
Dragon Breaths, it's a dragon. It's just a stray-up dragon, okay?
Weirds?
How can we get to go and then go again?
I don't like that.
Oh, because he waited.
I noticed that.
I didn't see that, rather.
Well, you're dead, mate.
Um, guys, yeah.
Hmm
What the fuck
Yeah, I want a dragon. Oh
No
Here's twice
Okay, so that's what that is. I assumed it was an AoE or like a round.
That's fucked up.
Hmm, that's two defense.
Yippee!
Shirley Morale is good, right?
What was that twinkly noise I'm hearing?
Spell power knowledge.
I think we're gonna do that for now.
I want to level my logistics up a little bit.
we can get around faster and shit.
I messed up as well. Actually now we're... now I did mess up. I did mess up.
I need five mercury for this.
Hmm...
Well, we're gonna make something, fellow.
What's upgrade hour?
Ladies.
Can I see any Mercury?
Golden Mercury?
Level up a random skill, and I'll just keep going.
Grant's told impossibly he also valuable artifacts after defeating its guard.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Wish I had more mana.
No.
No!
Shoot him!
Melt you with sun?
We were losing archers man
What?
That was dumb
Yeah, there I go.
I feel like I could have done that a little bit more.
Um, let's see here.
Hmm.
Cringe?
What do you do?
We're just sitting here as after we're getting two of them and maximum damage.
Ooh.
Don't like that, Billy.
Do the double attack range you did seems crazy.
Do not type minus one.
Type plus one.
No artifacts?
Omega gay?
Um, do we upgrade our cavalry?
Cam, cavalry?
Okay, what's the difference?
Counterattacks each time they adjust an enemy attack to friendly creature.
You can counterattack twice.
Unlimited counterattacks.
This is way more defense.
This seems, uh...
It's faster.
Hmm... kind of like the temple ones more.
Target friendly creature deals maximum damage.
all negative effects from all friendly creatures and fully restores their HP.
I think we'll go here.
I just noticed that their abilities are going to the right.
They want the Sunspear Cavalry.
I'm an idiot.
Okay.
We got some Mercury.
Battle
Mali attack
That's easy
I think I think they're guarding it though you have an army and the enemy will
come soon I mean I'm making as many units as I can
I think that's a ranged and long reach attack still more damage
Friendly creature generate plus one focus per points per attack.
This bonus is double up the Uranus luck, which I do.
Meat.
AI lost purple.
How many valuable resources after defeating its guard?
Whatcha got?
I don't know what that is.
Dragon Slayer.
Deals 100% damage to dragons.
Hmm.
Word?
We're generating a lot of fucking points now, holy shit.
Oh, we should've moved.
Yikes.
What the- Oh, stacking bleed, huh?
Not good enough, bitch.
cursed golden mercury it says easy but is it truly easy of course what do you do
any fucked up shit yeah I think those are all rain not not all range all right
we need a big dub here fella that was not a dead
I wonder if our light lady can kill this guy.
Oh my god.
What the fuck just happened?
a trap versus target creature crusaders take 72
period damage to the start of their turn fuck you
yeah we're probably gonna provide
man man man man man man
I keep forgetting about their individual skills, which we can use a lot more because, uh...
We have... that luck, Synnergy... and struck the Wraith of Forge.
I use this melee attack.
Hmm. I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch.
Murder style.
I now realize it would be two stacks, though.
Why am I doing more damage to that one up there?
Or do no!
Rubs?
Laser beams you?
God damn it.
Dub?
Eliminates you drops the mother fucking hammer
Oh, so you can move further? Okay, that's kind of fucking cringe.
Not bad. Not bad.
What are we gonna upgrade our shit now? Yeah.
Okay, it's plus 3 defense.
We got any 50 for the stamp.
Ooh, wait, that's value right there, plus two spell power and knowledge.
More mana, more spell damage.
Nah, nah, nah, wait, maybe.
How much was it top grade?
This one?
Fifty.
Yeah, we can do that.
You can upgrade the gear.
Me.
Me too.
Spooky mansion of hell.
So last time there was two guys on this side, so...
Nailed it.
I almost nailed it almost
My birds
fewer focushers, which means I can do it for free!
Bonus Luckerino?
Recruits the fucking angel?
What do you do?
You're right. He's ranged!
Whenever a positive effect is applied to a friendly creature, it's also applied to this creature.
There's a copy of all positive effects currently on this creature to a friendly creature.
Me.
Uh, let's get the Inquisitors down.
Oh yeah, we do need the marketplace.
I mean, technically, we don't need the marketplace right now.
Oh, they didn't run.
What the hell?
Who do you think you are, bitch?
Slam!
Get thundered on.
You need the resource depot and get the... yeah, yeah, yeah, for the gems.
Yo bro, my boy T1 is blocking all Chunli players because he can't beat them while he's fully
bricked up the entire time he's grinding through fire six evening advice for him.
You're good, XD.
Ehe XD.
Hmm, this guy's can go wherever the fuck they want.
probably. Uh, big damn. I mean, I don't know who he's going to go on. So why do they always
go for the big stack. Is it because this guy doesn't counter attack? Give me that mercury
They go for Hoover and it's the most dangerous. Interesting.
Going in.
Oh, they're split up.
Mommy.
What's up?
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Hmm.
I mean, we definitely just hit one of these guys.
rendered useless
okay
not good enough buddy
zap him
Hey y'all!
That's a Hydra.
Or rather, several Hydras.
There's several hybrids.
Uh, recruit that bitch.
Why don't I pray for me cavalry?
Yeah, we need dust.
Okay!
Why is that so, uh, so much XP?
Also, I want to know why these aren't getting marked when I've been to...
What really happened, actually?
No, I've already visited this one, but it's blue.
Weird?
Um...
Keep this bitch real quick.
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
Daylight has buffs and we have angels which synergizes with buffs so we grab that.
I feel like there's probably a better choice, then.
Hang up!
This might be too much.
Hmm, are you still wave?
do a shit for damn right now do you
oh my god they have the range attack I forgot
I got you
We're gonna lose some boys here, I think.
We're gonna lose some friggin' boys.
Big hit.
Should've done this first. We fucked up.
Oh.
I'm done.
Neal double turn?
Told ya.
Hmm, I feel like we want a knowledge here.
We're gonna make him a Pally-Dam, or Earth, Mush-er.
I want to be able to move more, god damn it.
Okay, crossbowman growth in your cities increased by 4, the gain plus 2 a 10.
All positive effects on frontline creatures last in one additional round.
Do we really need more gold production? I don't think so.
Get some gems? You're here as game plus one, Moran.
I want to know, what is astrology even doing for us?
I don't understand.
It spells? Yeah, but I spend... I'm spending these resources...
to unlock it, so...
Neutral Spells.
Oh, where... how many of these things have we generated?
Oh, we have a... next turn.
neat. Toe.
I need that dust, fella.
I shouldn't have spent my dust on operating my shitty gear.
Not running? Cringe? Are you ranged?
Doesn't matter bitch
My poor swordsman
Attack and defense by five.
Ouch!
I don't want to hit you, man.
You kind of scare me, bro.
You're kinda freaking me out, ball.
What's happening?
What the hell are you?
Have they no honor?
Plus 20 basic damage.
Once per round after killing an enemy stack with Heroic Strike, the hero can use it again
one more time.
Darkstrike reduces the targets counterattacks by one.
That seems really good.
Yep.
Yep, yep, yep.
Hmm.
I'm so surprised they're actually fighting this out.
Weird.
Oh yeah, there it is.
Big League.
Bless him. Bless him.
Oh, we should have struck him!
No!
I mean, I guess we can go back to town real quick, since we're going to have to go back
since we're kind of already here.
Now we can recruit more deans.
You know, it's weird.
Dungeon...
Week of Calm.
Dungeon seemed like it had a bunch of buildings around it where you recruit stuff, but the humans don't seem to have that at all.
What?
Map type? Does it depend on which faction you pick to start?
I can't buy alchemical dust. I'm gonna fucking blow my brains out
I'm gonna do it, dude
Excuse me persona
Oh yeah, we need cavalry too.
Oh you need gems to recruit these guys, that's crazy.
I don't know, I may as well just recruit all of them right now.
This creature and adjacent friendly creatures take minus 30% range damage.
Double strike.
I think we'll just do that because that's kind of easier for me to remember to use.
How can I recruit this?
Hello?
Next turn, mayhaps?
Oh no, I think this is full right here.
I don't have that.
Oh my god dude, our army.
So girthy.
Nice.
Cool.
It's freaking time, dude, although we can wait.
I need dust.
Just kind of like a waste to go all the way up there and convert it.
Where is it?
Where is that lab again?
Am I done?
Right here.
We can go up there. Fuck it.
Yippee!
Um, sure.
and then this we're any more actually we're generating stuff per day so we'll
be alright, man. Destroy them!
Ranged? Not ranged, right.
Dude, look at my angel.
He's ranged too, I forgot.
Strikes you with the force of heaven.
It's the target in all adjacent enemies.
I think you're freaking dead, mate.
Is this what power feels like?
True fucking power?
What's this?
No counter-attack?
Fuck you, bitch.
Yeah, but imagine you had hair, too.
Who needs hair when you've got angels?
I think we'll go defense around until we see another player and then we'll swap.
We need three to learn a neutral magic, Gate of Light creates a portal until the end of
the day allowing any hero to travel through it.
Free is from any free adjacent space and access to any free space within 5 squares of the hero.
Teleports the hero to a target location within 8 squares.
Nice.
Creates an entrance to a foothold on an adjacent space the last til the end of the day along
any allied hero to leave creatures and artifacts there.
Is a foothold a city?
No, it's when I hold your feet.
Oh!
Game!
Destroy that!
Melee.
They're also, they go fucking far.
I'm just gonna wait.
How about that?
Uh...
I'm gonna bless Archer Man, cause the Angel also gets it.
Right.
The repositive effect of this flight to a friend of Clayshir is also applied to this
one.
Yes.
Yes, it should not visually happen.
Okay, space bar skip turn.
The duke in zeal?
From the creatures chance to take an additional turn increase by 1% doubled up
they know battlecraft which I don't think I do also we only know like eight
talent trees. Oh, we know D.L.A. Manager. Hero of Legends. Let's get that.
I wish I could rename my guy, man.
Have I done any bits this stream?
Now you want to hear one?
No?
Okay.
No? Oh, okay.
Never mind.
Pew!
Kill them.
Ah, they're all one group.
Where's the hot keeper waiting?
W?
Yes.
Yes! Do it again!
I think I'm gonna stab me in the back.
This here can learn tier 5 daylight spells, daylight spells, game plus 1 levels.
Hmm.
Friendly creatures deal plus 1 damage.
Minus 15 defense to enemy creatures.
Sure. Sure, mate.
Was K-Bib.
How do I consume these scrolls?
You can't. Okay.
Oh, how do I get that we're so four minutes of the hero each morning whoa buddy
Oh, I skipped my angels turn
We're still getting used to the portraits
It's got a new
A freaking Nubinstein.
I don't think I should have done that.
I'm pretty bad at this system, but it's okay.
Yippee!
From a bird's eye, blessing...
Here I came in.
Plus four mana at the beginning of each turn.
Restored.
Last they are to recruit up to three random units.
What the fuck is a...
Okay, why is this one so much more expensive?
Mean the lightning bolt and chain lining?
Yeah, but this is a dragon.
What's a weird cave dragon though?
What flies?
I mean I don't even know what unit I would get rid of this. Probably my footman, right?
Whatever. Oh, we should come back.
Putum.
Dragonbees, nobody tell him XD. Wait, tell me what.
I need a little more dust.
gross bald fuck everyone burps dude that's perfectly natural and you won't
You fool, why would you wait?
He's got his counterattack.
Not anymore!
Parish.
do I have to hold this? I think so. I kind of like that. Cringe. Plus three luck. I don't
I think we can go there. Yeah, we can. Oh, no.
Well...
Oh, I missed this guy.
Hmm, okay. Nope. I am not ready.
Now automatically attack all enemies in a two hex radius
Let's upgrade the towers. Well, they're taking free turns is always better
So maybe we should take in the other one, maybe I'm an idiot
Do you know what I'm saying
They're both magic or melee. I mean...
Firing squad.
Modern gamers be like, how is this balanced?
I can't even select it.
Minus one to enemy log.
Okay.
It's almost time to Sally board by the Nekbellos.
That deals damage to all enemies adjacent to the target.
Hmm, Aoe, sure.
Blue feather upper right corner of here is free.
Ohhhh...
Hey, I see him.
Time to die in a moment.
Hmm.
Oops.
Why'd you wait?
Dude, what a doomed battle for you, bro.
Dude, what a doomed battle for you, brother.
Hya!
Move it.
Five human points after each victory in battle.
Neutral global map spells cost minus four mana.
That's really good.
Mmm, it would be better if I had the scouting skill, but I do not.
Every day the hero saves up 50 unused movement points for the next day.
Is this a roguelike?
No.
Nay.
Explain. I can't. I'm an idiot.
Hmm
Hmm oh this our little corner of the map here
Okay
Welp, may as well.
Nice.
Just in time for the next week.
We got more law points here.
All positive effects on friendly creatures.
Last one additional round.
I like that.
Heroes game plus one morale and get that again I think we're gonna get more gem
production because of one of our units takes gems to buy so
Okay. What's the difference? To spell all positive effects from enemies, I'm gonna 1-Hex radius from Trisen X and buy them to this creature. Whoa.
Can attack enemies at any range? Yeah.
Received no penalty in melee range.
This creature and adjacent friendly creatures are immune to all negative effects.
Shields this creature with a bear- I mean obviously this one, right?
Does less damage, but...
Dude, it's- oh my god, it goes so far.
Ten speed!
Speed!
Immune all magic damage generates plus two focus points when taking damage.
Uh-huh.
That was the original.
Yup.
Deal direct magic damage to all the geese and creatures if they are not possible effective.
Okay, it's a dispel.
I think we need that.
I don't think we have a dispel.
Noice.
Let's get the angels.
We gotta pick our cavalry.
I don't really like charge, we're gonna use this one.
Moving before an attack increases damage by 10% per hex move.
I'm on Mia.
Okay.
Let's go get our guys real quick.
Uh-oh.
Um...
Aw.
Oh, we got a way to turn. We have to wait a turn. That sucks.
We beat the... We friggin' beat it, dude.
Um... Right here...
Sunspear...
And then we did a pot this one.
Me.
Let's finish clearing our area.
Okay, maybe it goes second now.
Hmm.
You're dead, mate.
Taunt. What'd that do?
Adds the max level taunt spell to the hero's spellbook.
Okay.
Okay, bitch.
I return Hydra? Wait, it's like it quets a colt. Yeah, it's a codle.
Negative effects don't stay the creature longer than one round. It mean to all magic
Don't care. Smites you.
Meow meow meow meow.
We need mercury?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Holy fuck.
He's a chance to instantly recycle down a Herald Shrek when they use it.
5% per point of the hero's morale.
20% chance.
I like them odds.
4.
Where's the racer in this game?
I love to hear some of my magic 3.
Hmm, you have undead, dungeon, human, like the elf people, lair which is like the insect
people, people in quotes, yeah, mad.
Or to thou, Mad, Pray-Pray-Haps?
Oh, I guess I'll go again.
Smites you.
I did not need this ore, but we got it.
BobbieD!
He comes.
What if I lose my city?
Uh-oh.
We do have some units of them.
Not many though.
I mean, 40 movement points is like nothing, right?
Hmm
I mean 40 movement points is like nothing, right?
You can upgrade them get town portal
Oh
Man, I hope he doesn't just run to my city attack and please do it, please.
He's gonna do it!
If I lose my city, is it game over?
No way, right?
No.
Okay.
Why is this-
numbers green. Deals error sentry ability. Oh. I don't really uh... I don't really know
Which one should I use?
Here's the A.U.E. one.
Dude, there's no damage!
There's nothing!
Oh, we get to use ult.
Hmm.
I can attack my own trap.
What the fuck?
Why have walls?
Why have walls, dude?
Oh no!
You're gonna attack by the Cthulhu faction.
Oh no.
Do we stand a chance?
I think we can do it, without being honest.
we don't have a choice well at least we don't have to uh
I want to spread out a little bit.
Mama mia!
Oh my god!
Are you ranged?
Is that thing ranged?
Oh my Jesus!
I killed two of them! Oh, because they had the bonus units. Oh, refresh.
I don't know what the fuck that is. What is that?
The size of the stack size is lower than or equal to 35% of its original number.
Range...
Let's see here.
What the fuck just happened?
The magic of this game is crazy.
And honestly, I don't know what everything could do.
I truly don't 20% maximum age feed that's worse than it sounds because a lot of them
have like you know like 12 or not it's pretty bad I'm coping I'm coping I'm coping I'm coping
even get to go through that's nuts
not so
What am I doing wrong? What am I doing wrong?
The AI cheats on higher level? I'm playing at 100%.
It's not like...
You know.
Oh my god.
Oh god, I don't want to be near that unit.
Oh, I don't mean you're any of these units.
Hmm.
Did the range is crazy, man.
This thing did so much fucking damage.
Each attack and counterattack deals 20 pure damage.
So because there's so many of them, each unit was doing 20 pure damage.
Right?
Dragon so psyched he did not recruit him dude I
Don't know how to like use this unit right now because I mean I think I do this
My cattle
Oh, no.
Oh
I don't know what to do with it.
Dude, like the range daggers is so fucking enormous, man!
Oh my god!
What did I do wrong?
I I I feel like I pretty efficiently cleared my map maybe not like it. I don't know
At the end early game building
How could it how could they need to get cities faster?
You had 17 units vs 210.
Okay, well you clearly don't know what just happened, so I'm going to talk to everyone else, okay?
At least two or three heroes in share units.
Well, it was a single hero map, so every AI only had one hero.
You don't want to clear the map totally, you want to explore as fast as you can and find
the high value stuff like Mind's Town's resources.
You didn't do anything wrong, the difficulty is officially acknowledged as overtuned right
now and being worked on.
The AI gets 100-200 units by week 2 on hard.
No, that's Cope.
Is that me, the official eSports Discord cozy?
You beat it at 200%?!
Ow, man!
You focused on me fights? You're right.
That chatter is not incorrect.
The fact that you aren't using a mechanic as basic as having a one-stack tier one unit
eat retaliation tells me you shouldn't be playing hard, yet no offense.
So you're telling me... got him?
That's the thing though.
I deliberately picked a modification to my heroic strike to remove their counter attack,
and I was actively doing it.
So the fact that maybe I lost like three or four gripons one time, because I would have
rather hit that mob instead of waiting two extra turns for my footmen to walk up means
that you are a fucking retard.
No offense, bitch.
Don't have me with your paragraph, motherfucker.
Fuck you!
Little bitch!
I'll bear back, one sec.
Yes, me lord.
You
Well, I guess I'll just go back to the room.
I'll just go back to the room.
it man guys it's Giga's birthday dude can we get a happy birthday Giga on the
screen
Text
Okay, we're gonna just go ahead and ignore that god damn it's so fucking weird dude
Stop!
The head breaks off cleanly from the drowns body.
Didn't she gritty on him? Jesus Christ.
I'm fucking dead.
I'm gonna make some coffee! I'M GONNA MAKE SOME COFFEE!
NOOOO!
I'm going to make some coffee now!
I'm going to go downstairs and make some coffee!
Now!
Hey Ethan, you want to finish this guy off?
Hey, do it bro.
Do it.
One of you guys do it.
Do it or I'll shoot you!
Kill this guy!
Kill him!
Oh
Hey, that was sick. Thank you, please don't throw that
They're robbing me, please!
I'm up for the nym clip with the waiter with the huge fucking ass for no reason.
Okay, frimp, frimp, frimp.
You see how I lined up the shower head with the Jesus cock?
Yeah, there's 34 paintings in here.
Oh
Nice we do
Helpers what am I looking at fucking words bitch was last time you're at a book
Oh
Dude, there was like no time to react to that.
I can't stand it!
How is that deserved?
No way that's the term.
No way I just missed the term, right?
And this bitch almost let him.
That's fair, she was scared.
I'm the one who's scared.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Emily.
I didn't know what was going to happen.
There's no excuse, there's no excuse.
Emily, please just try to understand.
I understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
I'm sorry.
I'm so, so, so, so sorry.
Shit.
I'm not the manning press you, bitch.
What we're about to do is extremely dangerous.
I guess I did say pirate huh?
I guess I don't have to fight these guys.
What if they attack me first?
Glad you're in the fleet.
If you weren't, I would have killed you already.
No...
WAAAAY!
Hello.
That does look like him a little bit, actually.
Hello.
So like...
Should I have...
Research that building?
Should I have gotten that building to increase my line of sight?
Around my city to like see where I should have gone first?
You would say don't do single hero games.
It's so weird.
Who should we play?
Usual strategy to have the second hero that gathers everything?
Okay, but if everyone has one hero...
We should be on the same playing field, right? It's the Papyridiction Zone.
Let's play...
Undead.
Uh, King of Kings. He's a lich. Oh my god.
Oh, so what is Necromancy Power?
Necro? What's wrong with that?
In the old one you would get skeletons after battles.
This guy has a starting at army of a million Skellingtons.
This guy starts with two to three Dreadnights.
After winning a battle, transform 10% of strongest enemy stack into a friendly end of the same tier.
This requires decrementing energy which stores up to 1000 repills each week or when the hero
has no stack of that tier in their room.
Well, advanced necromancer.
I mean, maybe we just pick the necromancer guy?
Do the campaign? The campaign's only one chapter, so I might even bother.
Let's try again.
I'll try again.
Any of them has a ranged tier 1 unit?
Dude, look at this very impractical building. What is the purpose of the giant golem?
What even is our ranged unit?
Wait...
I don't think I have one.
This guy.
Lich.
Hmm.
This guy is upgrade- Oh, true.
True, true, true, true, true, true, true.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
I
Okay, let's get some gold
Man, I just don't know.
Start with a unit building layer here.
That's a good idea.
And...
Should we get Skeleton Arters?
maybe? I think we should have right it.
A lot of sacrificing of any creatures to turn them into undead units of the same
tier.
Okay.
Gimme the archer.
Me.
So we want to prio unguarded stuff for now.
Hmm.
500 heroes maximum necromancy energy friendly, necropolis creatures deal 10% and take minus
Gosh.
Hmm.
The last reason I'm dead to be tarloled on or off.
Okay, is it on or off?
Fellows?
Raising a dead off.
Okay, we got there.
Construction
We can go back here, but is it worth it guys is a dead end not good
Not good
Restart
Okay...
Hmm...
We gotta get...
We gotta finish... We gotta build more...
unit for production, I think.
These will like, stock up, right?
Minus one enemy morale and luck.
new ability of resource HP to the target friendly and dead and can revive fallen units.
Sure. He picks randomly.
Scouting seems good. This seems good too though. I don't know. Let's get scouted.
Ten movement points when the hero starts to day in the area you control.
Terrain penalties are reduced by 50%.
even though that has to be good though right Roy
So we like make a loop and then we make a loop and then we
decide what we're going to grab and then what?
Or do I know?
What can I know?
I need all.
I ain't got shit.
I got shit.
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
Marketplace?
something that won't use my wood. We can do this. It's not really gonna help us. No. Yeah,
marketplace. Marketplace is great because we can trade for resources or whatever, right?
I feel like I'm doing worse than I started on my other one.
Jeez Louise.
I mean, what else can I do?
I feel like we're making the right decisions.
Cap'n?
Rusefile were within 13 squares of the hero each more.
Sure.
I need this.
Go mine, need that.
We do not have nobody to go out.
The idea here is that we grab a...
Grab this.
Which I think we can afford.
What a waste.
Hiya, guy.
Two Scalington groups.
Oh, no.
Oh, God, no.
Oh, we're good.
We're good.
whoosh
The game is stuck the life out of a popsicle. Yeah, that is gay. That's okay
Hmm, oh you can go around, nice.
So, do I not... why didn't I get more units?
Weird.
They were already dead, dude, of course.
I think we have to grab some more units.
Oh, the fucking lumber mill!
Uh, yes.
I missed a crystal mine, I think it's being gorgon.
No, that shit, what the hell?
A lot of whatever here, so I'm gonna grab that.
Where's this, mercury?
We need wood. Wood, please. I want this. One mercury daily. Wood, please.
Oh, that's being guarded though.
Sacrifice creatures and whatnot for experience.
I wish I could tell it at Glance what everything was.
I want this!
Immediately returns all mana to any visiting hero.
Whoa!
We're missing... Dreadlord and Vampire, I think?
Vampire Lord, Vampire Scholar.
Party Pickle, thanks for sub it.
Oh, what the hell?
forward it's heroine creature rather than all your cities. Summon Avatar? That
that seemed pretty good, but like how good is it actually? I think maybe we should
explore the the magics.
Not good on my oh my god, we are my hero, but we have gotten a couple of
Upgrades though
What do fucking know maybe that was fucking stupid it out
I need some mercury. That's mercury. I got sneeze.
The Sarge of Messages are losing to the game on hard, but nobody tell them that.
Well, I'm okay with losing as long as I'm far away.
How do I go back there?
Can I get back there?
Do they have to teleport?
I don't know.
So there was a...
Got the gold mine?
Gem mine?
Crystal mine. They're all really close.
Fish to the face.
Yeah, there we go back.
Somebody missed anything.
Oh, I hope I don't fucking miss anything.
Oh, stop it.
Oh, stop it, and Mr. Benelahorse himself.
Oh, man, I gotta remember this.
army faction. I mean, we don't really need more gold gain.
But we'll skim more luck. They're so dark. You have 4-3 before the end of the week.
I'm trying to grab this.
Oh, it's not my marker.
Rupro!
We might be able to buy some of them.
Maybe there's some near us.
Two more warriors for dreadnights.
Oh, I freaking miss that.
We might still be able to get the mercury before the end of the week.
Oh, no, I think I'm just short.
Oh, that sucks.
No!
Maybe.
This must be like some weird terrain shit.
Now the game just was happening to me.
Alright, we're gonna...
Oh fuck.
Mmmmmm.
Nope, we're just short.
Oof.
Yikes, dude.
Oh well.
Cellship?
Can I Cellship?
I don't think so.
Oh my god, we can sell resources!
Dude, it's too late!
Oh no!
Uh, it's time to pick up units, I think.
It's hacking the bits of whatever heroes increase.
Oh my, this does not feel, there it is, there it is, there it is, there it is, oh my,
They'll launch, we'll do a launch, we'll do it.
Two thousand uh...
I guess it doesn't really matter now, huh?
Getting it before the uh...
Because it's already the next week.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, I think we just grab this.
Surely this is not on.
Can we go back and grab these real quick?
They're pretty big waste of a turn.
I've already been there.
We're gonna get these mines, I think.
Also, I think we should have killed those guys.
Fucking ranged unit.
Of course they want to fight.
Oh god, by the way.
That's okay.
Damn, these guys do a lot of damage. What the hell?
What the hell are they?
This can revive fallen units.
Hmm.
Meow meow meow meow.
Like, we didn't have to do this.
We're getting bonuses though
Yo
I kind of wish
We had more like ability generation like the points the focus points
What the fuck is this, man?
These guys don't run, man.
Oh, no.
Oh, good.
Not good.
Not good, not good, not good.
Let me put this into heart of ours, these guys are guarding mines, so surely I should be getting them right?
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Uh, cringe?
You can split the archers to generate more focus.
We could.
I think we're better off finding a different way to do that, man.
Like this.
me no no me no no
I don't know if we should be saving our gold.
It seems like our necromancy is happening.
Oh yeah.
Are they're undead? Another magic.
Big damn.
I like the uh, Wraith, you know.
Bitch.
Little fucking big.
Suck em.
stop stop you're making him cry stop it
What was that?
Oh, there was the range, fuck.
Ahhhh!
Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup!
Wait, wait!
I get the noisy, mate.
And now we just sit there and talk your bros.
Fuffatic!
What a bee!
Are we a- no, we're not a skeleton guy.
Oh, more law generation.
Early epic...
talent point-o.
like how high can these uh uh what's it called build up
City of Longsbury is 50% units.
Oh no, guys.
Oh.
Oh no.
That's not good, fellas.
You waited.
Oh, no.
Sure.
Actually, it doesn't matter.
Yes.
BING!
Hmm...
They have four lock, so it's 4% increased credit.
Sure, whatever.
We do not know Primal Magic, but I don't know if there was a better choice, maybe?
Or didn't fucking know.
Oof.
I'm an amp-fam-fam-fam.
killing my Skellington, bitch.
We got 10 mana.
big crits going out
dude he keeps hurting he can't he can't stop winning
hmm
Yeah, the crits aren't actually crazy right now, what is happening?
Uh, we can probably skip this side. I should grab this ship. I missed it. But is it worth
going back to grab?
Hmm, champ.
I need this. This is what we need.
Uhhhh...
Damn.
Wait.
I'm afraid about trading resources, other resources.
Just 300% damage.
Okay.
We are fortified.
I don't know if I'm doing what I should be doing right now, but I don't know if I'm
Doing what I should be doing. I want to be honest. I'm gonna be honest
We do need that mercury big time
Oh, no
Hehehehe
Oh no
You fucker bitch, hey
Kill him, man. Oh my god, they did the fucking creative attack!
Three luck.
Spells can also land a lucky strike.
Well, we're gonna get lucky dead.
Hmm, I don't know if I should have done this, I'm gonna be honest.
Oh, no, it said it was easy I just like that
Not good, not good.
Oh no, that's super not good. Hold on, let's wait.
Massive crit of health?
I think we just move now. Yeah, we move in an attack
Fucking bitch I
of
the can't wait
Why is this bitch so fast?
I need this mine.
I don't think there's any range in this list.
long reach, long reach, long reach, noise.
Who's the deadliest monster here?
I like the Lich attack.
No, I don't think so.
What is the best undead unit?
Vampire?
Mr. Bones.
I mean, Mr. Bones is pretty sweet.
I'm Mr. Bones!
Honestly, maybe we should have been splitting the stack, I'm not sure.
Maybe not.
Splat 200.
Good idea, dude.
That's a dead.
I mean, we don't really need to upgrade anything.
I mean, we do need to upgrade stuff. We do.
Wait, hold on.
We need 25 Mercury.
That is not Mercury. It's Aids? Jesus!
I think I need gold to buy units. We're gonna need a lot of gold. Hold on. Uh-oh. Something
just occurred to me. Did they take Mercury to recruit? That's fucked up dude. I'm gonna
to be honest. How am I supposed to get there?
I
You guys want to go big I got a man you mad
Stop
You do not shoot the stack.
That was a waste.
Burr-bam-burr-bam.
Uh, we go for it.
Wait, did I misread that?
Wait, what?
I think I just hallucinated the number above that thing said
So yeah
Yippee!
Oh no!
Alright, we're going back to pick the...
Of course.
Do we need a...
We need a temple.
How many turns until we get there?
Seven. Might be too late.
It's too fucking late, mate!
We're in two Mercury per turn.
We can grab upgrades that do not use Mercury.
Right now.
Wait, what if we snuck in there?
When did I vid- hmmm, I'm gonna lose it.
Oh, I'm gonna fucking use it again!
Like, look at this.
You know, plus two attack or defense, artifact, XP.
And then we can learn new skills as well over here.
I think.
I think we go in.
Okay, I need an expert player's opinion.
Surely you break this and then grab this shirt
as fast as you can, right?
I feel like you guys are just saying the asses.
That's okay, that's okay.
We're going to make this work.
Huge.
Okay.
These guys are bastards.
Huge.
Oh, yeah.
These guys are bastards.
They got that.
Their range is so big.
You see this right here?
That would have been very sad.
Are these guys undead?
Jesus.
Still, what's not good enough?
They're hive spawned.
Okay.
Mmm...
I'm just gonna kill you.
This is only with the liches, I think. Oh.
Yeah, I knew that would creep, by the way.
Hmm.
Unlucky.
So informed.
Oh
Wait, you're just gonna charge me
Wow did
Wait, maybe not oh god, I've got no mana
No fucking way!
range too. Oh God.
There's 14 of those guys! They each have 4 of them each!
of
the
death of
the
death
Dude this guy fucking sprinted at my ass, dude.
Uhhhhhhh.
Do you think the AI is too difficult?
I definitely could have done it a lot better.
I want to try it on that again.
Dude we have.
Mew mew mew mew mew mew
Lich growth
Let's play the lich guy look like Skeletor that's fucking cool
We're gonna be fucking black dude evil
Is there a campaign?
Uh, yeah.
Okay.
I think collecting stuff still went really slowly.
I am black.
Does that make me evil?
No, no, no, no, no.
I said it was evil, right?
like when you went typically the undead and necromancy as depicted in popular fiction and culture
right it's kind of like the the blackness of their soul like of the abyss you know what I mean
I don't know if you knew this but you're a human being
right now it's clearly talking about a video game
My skeletons good Perry boom
Yes, me Lord
I know so much about World of Warcraft, honestly I'm probably the most knowledgeable person
in that raid actually probably the most talented naturally talented right like
these guys gonna farm their ultra best and stuff but like it's not gonna it's
not gonna make a goddamn difference when they face up against debauched the rogue
guys dark and darker comes back in like five days
We'll probably play MGS4 after the close beta goes down for that.
I got the splitter right here, captain.
I'm so fucking dead.
What the fuck?
Drop your weapon!
Child, draw your dagger in case we need to defend ourselves.
Hey!
No!
Oh no no no Billy don't die Billy don't die let me be clear
Oh no I can do this I don't want the fuller one
Hey you murder you murder
I'll kill you
How did I get muted?
What did I even say?
Did I swear?
You can't say...
Did I say bitch?
Oh man.
Did your son watch Clint with audio on?
Oh man, the last thing I need is another human being repeating the same fucking stories
to me, but IRL as a child, my child's gonna tell me the story about him just never going
to fucking college or some shit.
I'm like, little Billy, you're rolling straight forward.
Bro, what's cropping pro now, man?
Because I don't want to get it wrong.
It is heat, right?
Okay.
Okay, good.
That's what I thought.
much I would say he cuz it's funny
yeah his infos are like actually say not a girl
am I raining for a while?
yeah
Oh, what the? Wait, why didn't I do damage to him? Did he have my gun or something?
He's so slow with brain damage.
Look at all those headshots.
Bro, are you serious?!
Goku instant-transmissioning onto the first plane before it hits the World Trade Center
appears behind the hijacker in the cockpit, hand on shoulder.
They heard you're pretty strong.
Teleports of the King Kai's Planet.
Fucking ports it up dude.
Holy fuck.
The guy on fanfiction.com writing King Kai's line.
I thought you were done with sale.
Are you going to name yourself Nintendo girl and there's no Nintendo shit in your fucking
mind.
Music guy skip.
Play it.
Listen, if you guys, if you guys wanna talk your shit, at least come to Twitch chat.
So don't have to alt-tab and find you under the fucking fridge like a, like a swarm of fucking scared cockroaches.
Pussy! You're a pussy! Pussy! Pussy bitch!
I'm here now what? Fuck you! Pussy? Yeah, you're a pussy.
If I report my guildmate's name, guys, I can't.
I mean, I could if I put a little more effort into this, what am I going to do?
This chance?
Oh, I would never report my guild leader, guys.
Never.
I'd never do that.
I don't know where to get this thing, it's always...
He's got the laser shot!
Thank you.
The laser.
Oh, my world.
I clicked the wrong button.
I fucking hit the wrong button. Good. That's a restart.
Oh, maybe with this army we can make them surrender more often.
So we can loot more shit.
Why is that so hard?
I mean, we are a wizard.
Why is this a normal battle, dude?
Oh, we already knew it was.
They hear of me and learn high neutral magic regardless of their level.
Grants a new global map spell and Ozzie recover all of their current moving points in a mana.
Playing hard to complain about normal life?
I'm not complaining yet.
I'm discovering.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know what to get here.
I wonder what determines our mana region.
High neutral magic? I think we will be a high enough level to get the neutral magic if we beg it that far.
I mean surely we can win this right I mean what's the worst I got we just started
Oh yeah.
Wait.
Dude, my units have the same background color as the fucking neutral calves.
Oh no.
Press her over the different color.
I do not wish to deal with that.
XD.
Uh, war good.
All the Mayans camps should be takeable with weak wind armies more or less.
Sweats visibly.
I hit the wrong button again.
I wonder if this is like extra gold I'm wasting.
I was right clicking to see the unit information.
Alright, now we pick a direction.
There's a sawmill over here.
You spellbook one more time per battle round, but only to cast a spell of magical lesbian
use this round. Advanced necromancy, advanced wisdom.
There's four men after battle day three, plus 500 heroes maximum necromancy. I wasn't
running out and I was killing a fair amount of stuff.
Ooh, gold mine?
It might be a trouble, I suppose.
Check the other books and only start with these.
Oh my guys at the fucking range attack.
Oh wait, nice.
We really don't want to lose our... we have to attack.
We're going to lose a Lich.
Maybe.
It's actually really good they're doing an attack because it does 50% less damage.
Die.
Okay.
Bonus magic damage.
Tactics is good.
Okay.
Tactics is good.
Let's grab Tactics.
Me thinks he says it with absolute confidence.
Impossible battle
It's 500 gold really worth it
Baby law points better. I'm starting to think that maybe you're right. I think I feel like
It's hard to
It's kind of hard to get these. Harder to get these than gold, right?
Why are those units so powerful?
We're going to hear a model on Mafta at the end to see units came from battle for a brief second.
Okay.
Hero model on Mafta.
I did not mean to click that.
Yikes.
one oh wait they're all tier one all right we might be okay
oh that thing moves so fucking far man
We like- we like to see that.
I missed the luck, Bill, dude.
Hmm.
Six speed double strike.
Seven speed.
Hmm.
You can take them? I think I can. Actually, no, because they'll probably be split up into different units.
I think it's guard to obtain Dreadnights.
I mean surely we could take this though, right?
And what's the point?
Dude, I feel like I have to limit test.
I don't know.
We need to be able to bank some ledges.
Mama Mia!
I think we should have killed those guys, actually.
Okay, liches.
xp incoming?
hmmm, I feel like being able to use my spellbook more than once per round is good.
Let's focus on necromancy for now, I guess.
50% necromantic energy gain when the hero has no undead of the required tier.
I don't understand what that means.
When an enemy waits for him, we can just game plus two initiative until the end of
the round.
This Goaded Perk?
Real?
Necrocost Energy Pre-Unit.
Tier 1-5, Emperor, this is one. Is that per one unit?
Who the fuck know, man? Not me, bro. Not fucking me.
It's right in the highest tier of the Armors Unit, we'll go toward your army replenishment of the same tier. Okay.
Let's see if we can get some ore.
Difficult battle.
If we get the ore here, then we can get the fortification bonus on our units being generated
next turn.
Oh, it's a difficult battle, though.
These things are really slow.
Or is that initiative, or...?
I think we can do it.
I only know one spell guys, I got 105 mana.
They're pretty slow so we get to chunk them.
man man man man man man man man man.
Okay.
okay
we'll have to sack our wraith on this guy right here
maybe not
I kind of want to keep standing here, because it blocks him.
I don't know.
Massive.
Oh, yeah.
Bitch.
Okay.
Friendly Coaches gain 3 defense per week.
I'm reading- lalalalalalalalalalal.
I know we're friendly Coaches without any other counterpart.
I can't remember if I should have the round.
I know we're friendly Coaches with the hero spend focus.
They gain 4 temporary mana.
Tell me that I'm not one of.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, we grabbed this.
I don't know why I can't go there. How do you garden that shit, bitch?
I think it's a dead end.
In fact, I know it is.
Let's just get this out of the way now.
That's sad.
We're so close, man.
We're one-up.
Wait.
wait no we made it I'm I'm hallucinating
We need ore, bad.
One mercury daily, difficult battle.
Ranged.
Can't do it.
I'm too fuckin' weak.
Um, am I able to go snag some units real quick?
It's kind of like a waste to get those.
This does not feel like a waste.
Okay.
Hmm. Do we don't really need the crystals as much as we need the others to?
Was that a pro-pro decision thing made just now?
Oh my god, I forgot about this.
Ah, fuck.
Oh man, every goodubon more units we already moved.
Blast him.
Oh man, we gotta learn some magic.
That would be very useful for us right now.
Blast!
of
as a member of the
day
Mercury very important for us as well.
Of course, do we go back and get more shit real quick?
I think we do.
We can grab this first.
Grab Oren Lumbermill first, we'll get the Lumbermill or whatever when I'm right next
to it, forget it.
I'm using XP.
We like that.
I mean I guess we can grab this and then move back up.
This is the ranged one? No. Blast him. Hit him with the Lich Kamehameha. If you want
be free to listen to me. Tell me about the color of your soul, chatter. So that I could
steal it whatever color gravy is it can be brown
I'm hovering, I'm not seeing.
Oh, seven units?
I didn't see the thing.
I got seven in that round, eleven in the round before.
Where are you seeing it?
Am I dumb?
I'll slip over your head after the battle.
Oh...
Oh, I fuckin' see my dog say...
Oh...
We're getting a lot of law points right now.
That battle looks difficult.
Oh.
Big turn incoming.
Big threat.
Spaddle magic.
We're gonna skip that stuff in the corner just so we get enough of it.
Hurry. Oops.
You think that leprechaun speaks Scottish, fellas?
We can go back.
I'm just going to listen to the music for a while.
Do you know what I am saying?
Okay.
Barry Poggers.
I guess we're generating mercury, although we might already have it.
I actually don't need to go back up.
It's so hard to make the judgment calls here.
Bro, it was gonna make me walk.
Oh no, there's a cliff there.
Is it this little bone thing right here?
Oh no!
Hmm.
We gotta start spam recruiting soon.
We're still on no magic.
by being a magic character.
Move down.
new down so this is day seven
made it back
bro we're about to be so motherfucking lawful dude
Okay, did we learn?
Yeah, we did learn the tier two ones.
We got Blink.
We got Wether.
These spells kind of suck penis, huh?
Two, two.
Three, image one.
Hmm.
I like carapace.
That's nice.
I like carapace, that's nice.
We can spend this.
Did you learn that?
Yes.
Okay.
I've heard about Eun launches
Where IntTY a
fun pen pen pen
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a nice try for
careful careful
I think we need these.
Oh, yeah.
Buy.
Liches? Bye.
Hmm.
Kind of a tough call here.
Some T3 spells would be good though, probably. There's probably some really good ones.
Oh, we get this. But it's too late! That's fine.
units. That's what we did.
I like the wraiths. Oh, we upgrade our liches for sure.
Oh yeah, bud. Excellent lich.
Triggers all the packs applied on the target instantly using their full remaining duration.
Deals damage to the target in all hexes around him.
What?
Rewind death.
Increasing out of XP gained by the hero by 10% this effect does not stay.
Ranger, are we kind of nice?
Let's try.
We'll get one sanguine.
We should be able to murder pretty much everything now.
Right, fellow?
me me me me
dude that there's just so much shit I don't know it's actually great
He shoots blood! That's cool. Oh, he healed everyone when he did that. I did not see that.
Each attack resource only% damage dealt is HP to all friendly creatures. Holy shit.
I got cursed for a fucking wooden shield.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Big damn incoming.
Oh, we can't steal life from them because they are undead.
Wait, it just kills them.
Deletes you?
I should have done that.
There is no boy.
Okay. Spellbook two times per round. I like that.
I want this item.
Melee.
Oh yeah, it's got this motherfucker. This motherfucker's a piece of shit.
On G. Webham-ass.
Uh...
Okay, now we wait.
This guy is melee.
Yo, we get forget about him now we can super forget about him how come you guys won't stand
Together
We'll see
Lucky
I wonder if I can like, ground attack.
Oh, what the fuck again?
Oh, shit.
Song of mount.
Okay, what'd that do?
Percent, hold on. Oh, yeah.
Plus two knowledge? That's plus 20 mana.
We got the dragon slayer.
I thought we would still have to rage out. I just thought this game actually looks good.
This game is literally, here's my magic three, as far as I can tell, which is a very, very
very good old game if it looks it looks anything
it looks anything like that yeah there's a reason for this because they copied
them I guess I don't know I don't know enough about this to speak with any
absolute confidence
The fuck are these?
This thing takes no range damage.
of
the
of
Yeah, fuck you bitch.
Stay away from the stack.
I don't know what the hell...
Again, Tuesday.
And more initiative.
Bitch.
We have something that synergizes with Primal, but I can't remember.
thing. Whoops! Meow meow meow meow meow! What do you do? First we just take
Security image to the star of their turn and stackable.
Ah, there we go. You.
I like it was kind of a waste coming over here.
They have a bunch of law points.
Hmm.
The Acropolis here is always battle on their native terrain, that's really nice.
Let's buff up our Skellytons.
Let's buy some freaking units, dude.
DubSki.com?
What's so good about you?
Summon skeletons on an adjacent hex.
Two times amount of units.
Oh, wow.
I wonder if our skeleton law policy makes that better.
Green Grave Robbers do good debuffs for the liches.
Hmm.
I feel like we're just by shit now.
Hmm
I feel like we just buy shit now
Fucks you, uh, you die.
Doggies!
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
All justin' empty X's are full of rock obstacles.
I'm sorry.
Target enemy creature is prevented from using range ties.
That's very nice.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Target creature falls asleep.
Oh my god, they're undead.
Man.
Oh, that is no heal, huh?
Bitch.
Uh, this guy reaches me and no one else does.
I wanted to wait more.
Okay. Very nice.
Double strike. Oh, that guy looks cool.
Okay.
We're on a movement.
Vamperism of friendly creatures increases by 50%, seems good.
Lich growth in your cities increases by 1, their healing abilities restore 100% more
HP. Oh, I'm not sure what to get.
Upgrade liches, like so.
We can get the, uh, Dreadlord next.
Maybe we should have gotten astrology.
Can you remind you of disciples that never played that one?
Is Goon?
What disciples?
Wait. Disciples 2 is great. Never play it.
Is it Poggers or Cringe Cham?
Now Disciples 2 is Poggers.
Okay... and it's all tier 1 spells to hero spellbook.
Hmm, I don't know if I'm missing anything.
Too egregious.
Dude, why the- this thing moves all across the entire fucking map, man!
Not for long, push it.
Yeah, get a bitch.
of
the
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Give this fool in. Let's see you get out of that one, bitch.
Now, Twilight this bitch. Oh, you're the... you're ranged, right? No, wait. Stop casting a spell.
Yeah, you're ranged.
I cast twilight we could kill this guy also ranged whatever
I
Verbal eyes them
Okay, we probably waste our man boys
I don't remember what the front really looks like
We gotta get back to town.
Gotta make this.
Bairiness.
The enemy comes.
Oh, we got one more.
The enemy comes.
I kind of like K-Ven, it's kind of freaking owning.
I shot the rock boys and I'm not talking Dwayne the Rock.
crit. Yeah it's really really smart by the developers so it's like... to they're
making it so that enemies who know that their units are dead they're
literally making them wait so it does not take any longer to conclude the fight.
That's cool.
That's freakin' Poggers.
Nice.
Go home!
made up. Very nice. Can we withstand the horde though? What do you even do? Vampirism.
Enemies do not counterattack, flying.
This guy's just stronger, I think.
Oh, they have no counterattack.
Well, those are big chosen porps, don't care.
Connects an enemy target, enemy two target friendly creature, the enemy takes friendly creature, restores 100% of the damage dealt to HP, those can revive fallen units.
What the fuck?
Upgrade Grave Robbers.
I just, it's so hard for me to generate a, to generate focus points right now.
It is very hard.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Hmm.
Grimoire's a passive you're worried about to everyone he hits.
Got me up, my Wraith has that too.
Purchases more Skellingtons.
What kind of Lich do you think we should have?
I guess we could have both.
Car 59 one stack. Yeah, we're gonna split them up, I think.
There we go.
I feel like we gotta come back though.
I don't think there's much else down here beyond...
I think we're almost done.
Maybe we wait a turn here.
No, we need two turns.
Destroy that!
Spatial snare, place two invisible traps of free hexes, traps are going around and the whole thing is creeping in and moving in, ending their turn.
Okay. Target friendly creature deals 35 pure damage with each basic attack and restores the same one of HP.
I don't know where enemy attacks target friendly creature in melee, but enemy takes 200 magic damage.
Mirror copy.
Okay.
Neato!
Oh, that guy's ranged.
Enjoy not attacking, bitch.
It's my vampire, dude.
Slice him up, Doc.
Wait, wait, wait.
Shoot.
Still killed two of them. That pisses me the fuck off, but whatever, dude. I'm not mad.
I'm not mad.
Wait, why can I use this?
Oh, we use cave in.
Yeah, these guys are kind of weak, huh?
Right now.
Yo.
You want one of the archers in the middle they could take more punishment.
Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep
full mana. Hit him with the twilight. Hit him with the attack. Actually, hold on.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha stupid bitch stupid bitch.
I got one of my liches, you son of a bitch.
Blast them. Blast them. Oh, what a cool noise.
Get it a little extra space down here.
Uh, I guess I kind of want to save up for this, but I need the dust arena.
Dread Knight Upgrade Passive.
We need dust man!
Uh huh.
Hollow Reaper.
Whenever a friendly creature dies, this creature gains a plus 3 attack to lead in a battle.
Each attack also kills plus 1 enemy units in addition to regular damage.
Oh my, it's an execute on everything except for the tier 8, it's just the highest one.
It guaranteed kills.
What a flug.
What the f-lug?
What do you mean dust?
I don't want to spend dust. It's asking me to spend dust though.
I just want to spend shit. Fuck you.
You trade for dust? No.
Day traveler.
Yeah we gotta find a...
Pretty sure we already passed an L from the lab, but I could be wrong.
Me, me, me, me, me.
We don't need to use them yet.
Should have brought a gun bro.
It was a guy walking up.
Exit few days.
Uh, knowledge?
That's my favorite faction, Heroes of my Magic 3.
I do not- it's been so long, I mean I don't- I think the last time I streamed Heroes of
my magic I also played the undead so it's probably that.
go get him Billy go get him Billy
This game now looks like it's from the 90s, dude.
Shut the freak up.
Plus 10% mana restored each morning.
All the spells belonging to Magic Schools, the hero has learned game plus one levels.
Hmm.
How do we have 16 knowledge?
What the hell?
I'm kind of like blowing menace. Let's get the Minerastore.
Gives an unpredictable but great reward.
Man, shut your bitch ass up, dude.
I
Me I'm in here me me me me me kill
Have a man wait
Surely we will annihilate any incoming on, right fellas?
Right?
Hey, wait, did you see that?
There's no hope.
He waited till he knows.
You're playing to wonders now.
Now, was it goog?
Or badgo?
Where was that lab, it's up here, right?
I mean, I have to have one, right?
No, I never played Disciples.
It's over here.
the way across the map though. L-O-L.
I suppose it doesn't really matter.
Yeah, let's grab that.
Let's look at our tier 5 spells.
Black Hole.
Up to 2x the way in every direction pulls the furthest affected targets for the center
of POSC.
All friendly creatures gain 1 speed in initiative, all enemies lose 1 speed in initiative.
1 plus 1 per every 8 heroes spell power.
Summon a stack of Primal Remnants.
Target friendly creature gains Double Strike and deals and takes 10% more damage.
100 plus 10 times hero spell power to all creatures in the battle. I assume that means my creatures as well.
Holy moly. My face sticks for seven.
Unless you have magic immune creatures.
Um...
I mean, surely the remnants are maybe not.
I don't know.
Weird.
Hmm.
Yeah, we're just gonna get that alchemy shit up.
Okay.
Yeah, we just need that alchemy shit up.
Get Kuregra.
Lower than equal or equal to twenty percent of its original number.
So if like it, if it's like a stack of three, at what point does this take effect?
It's cold and strawberry.
Yeah.
No, I know.
I know.
I'm going to have a unit that has that provided we don't die, which we might die.
3 would take effective at a stack of 3 would take effect at less than one if it
was less than one it would be zero which means that the spell wasn't really like
it's gonna get big stacks but he's even good
huh
mean oh no
It affects all creatures.
Oh, you can upgrade it! Wait, that's actually pretty good.
Yeah, when we got attacked last game, the guy had a fully-upgraded Kudugurali cast on all my games, by the way, instantly.
This is a mobile ass game.
Oh chat.
Hop on Fortnite.
Yeah, Black Hole is good.
Number 1, Victory Royale.
Yeah, Fortnite, I'm about to get down.
Get down.
Ten kills on the board right now.
Just took out Tomato Day.
I think I'm moving faster on the road, what the hell?
I mean, it makes sense.
Hmm.
I'm just like not using this unit.
I'm using this one now.
Oh god.
What's the play here what's the play here I think we have to go see the thing is like
Yeah, we have to go get it. It's unfortunate.
That's fine.
My dust!
My freaking dust!
We could uh, we could change these to pestilence liches in order to have another stack of units.
Oh, the arches, right.
I think what happens here is we probably just get fucked by whatever fucked up magic
that guy had.
This guy is going to cast three spells at the beginning of combat and instantly fuck
me.
Uh, yes, yes, okay, all right, now we wait.
because he's coming, and he is not pleased. He is not pleased.
Oh God.
What?
Did he just delete my entire unit stack with that?
Hmm.
Okay.
This guy probably does a FUCK ton of damage.
Melee.
Range.
Oh man, this guy, that guy does the most damage for sure.
uh...
what are the two most useful spells we could do here
Black Hole? I didn't learn it. Alright, I didn't make... Wait, why didn't I? Oh,
because I don't have the ability to use them.
Oh.
There's got to be something I can do here.
We can prevent this guy's ranged attack.
or this guy's
I think this guy might do more damage
I don't know why I thought I could prevent that. He can't get out there.
Advance!
Hmm...
I don't want to throw them away.
I have to be able to get up on these guys.
That ranged guy moved up because he was squilated.
I'm a student, oh damn it, shh, no fucking damage man.
doggy!
holy fuck dude
used book my spell book that I can't use because I've used to spells this
so unfortunately got a high morale proc I mean I don't think it fucking matters
Hmm
Mama Mia
Oh, he's gonna be able to attack.
This guy instantly deletes one of my stacks, by the way.
That's fucking awesome.
That's fucking awesome, dude.
We should not have attacked him.
would have forced him to... we literally should have just moved next to him. Aw, fuck. I can't
Smugger, reach him! Kill him, the rocks!
There's no winning move. I have lost.
777 to 1.6 thousand damage.
I
Big damn
Why can't oh
Hey, we got one of them did w
of
I'm playing on hard. Okay, so it's good that it's hard. I just want to know...
What do I do different?
You're giga-gapped in hero stats?
You didn't take your mines early enough, you didn't have full fortifications week 2.
Not have a one-attack hero vs. 16 defense hero?
use roads to move yeah they put all your points in the knowledge and spell
stuff
you I don't get to pick my stats
like a right hit it like yes you do no you don't you get to pick your fucking
talents hello and I even picked talents that made my attack and defense scale I
I picked the Battlemage thing or whatever.
It's just to determine my class, yeah.
Not with one attack.
So like, what's the optimal...
case then?
You just have a hero with really high attack and defense and then like...
You have a bunch of items that increase your knowledge and spell power?
You'll play this but not slay the spire?
Yeah, idiot.
Sorry.
They mentioned attention more to tiers of units for this guy so you can farm the units
you want to scale.
You mean like checking the tier of camps?
You get out of your cat, your own zone much earlier, you get more castes, you get much
stronger.
But how would I possibly beat that stack of units?
You was magic focused here, but had no spell power and didn't even learn the last
tier of mages.
I did have tier 5 primal I think, but I didn't have a tier 5 primal spell.
Oh what was all this for something?
We right-click to bring in a shot at an enemy tier so you want to focus on farming up tier units for that hero passive.
Oh yeah.
That's a good game. Very good.