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the fuck
It's playing the game.
as I have music volume on zero.
I don't remember this song playing...
when you meditate, but it's been a long time.
It always did? Okay.
It's been a while.
Hold on.
That can't get my hair right.
I wish I wouldn't pause when I was outtapped.
Geandrix and Dragonite and Shure are plenty thanks to the bits and everywhere else thanks
for so much details of the day of Princess and Shoshank and Pinslay and Skate Lates and
so on.
Uhhh.
While tapping.
John and only a decent diet of gene things for some of most of us are for some of
mad the hell sing and click like an eager God and nacho fresco and Mary thanks
for some of the ludicrous merchants and doomster and boxer and salatus loss
thanks for seven moonly things for getting some track patent very generous of
you. Thank you. You're welcome. Radbo. Thanks for some of
and Viver's.
I'm gonna call it. Boom.
This person doesn't even know how to pronounce diogenes?
Where's the pronunciation?
Yeah, that's why I said Diogenes.
Groom, thanks for subbing the new J. There's no case of this was up at our
TVX for a generic 6-per-pound guy that she's open again Tola and Bard
Stale there's a 7,000 sim D. They're very much bevers. K-sub and I'm learning
dingus for something and unsubjections.
So an easy and free run lover 98. This is our big job. You tell me an
our pit works here? Yeah. It's not easy in King. There's a little bit. So I got the
variations mod to work, I think, in that it shows up in the mod list. It appears to
be enabled. You didn't test it? I got much further than I did the last time I was testing
it, which is the game would not even launch.
That's one of my endings, or something.
What variations?
Whatever the default one page is, except a removed one that's apparently bugging.
The Harbinger on Dartmoor.
OMG, it's called one of these, or something.
Fuck it, Dartmoor, mate.
I can't believe there was double audio.
Your extra gay today?
Gay?
Yep, here's me house.
I live here, between killing people.
Cool? Yeah, I know.
It's so heckin' dark.
Amma.
There's like should I used to do the help me prep I remember
Baseball and kennel bell. Oh yeah.
How do we drop shit again?
Hitting every button.
See.
Baseball?
Adios!
Baseball?
Oh
Pick up an equipped banana and look at your shadow at the bottom of the stairs and sideways
Oh, the hideout block.
You know, I was going to go to the air first and then I was like, surely this guy met the
Yeah, the stairs are inside, right?
Where's my shadow?
Am I a vampire?
I can't do it.
Where's the discord ping right here cuz I forgot to send it lol
Yeah, I mean did you mean sideways or die I get gonna try omoggle
No, I mean I already got served on tic-tac all the paid kick clippers clip in their favorite kick stream
we're doing O'Moggle and stuff, you know what I mean? It's kind of hard to like, want to
like, participate in something like that. Although it could be good charity work. Pass. Pass. Pass.
Charity classic. Yeah, for the people doing their hustle trying to clip stuff, you know what I
I mean the clip economy bro 20 cents every 1,000 views
That's how big Mac at 20,000
Wait
Now you need to weigh more than that
What we got
I can tell if that's a silence gunner or not, it is not, we don't have anything, haha.
Wowee we have a silence sniper rifle that's cool.
Yes. Here's my bullets.
Dude, my hair is fucked up.
Look at like a cone head dude, look like a regular bald guy for once.
Procure
Which one should we do my release for seven dams you up
Bring glory to your house I will control brother for God's own
I need my fiber wire aka my stethoscope. I think I gotta make some poison. I forget how
to do that shit. I'm gonna be honest. Is this a scatman? I was going scatman-esque with this outfit.
I forget which creates which poison.
I want the one that makes them go through a well.
Is that fish or mushroom?
It's too fucking dark.
Is there a way to change the time of day?
I made scato with a mustache, let's see, what do you guys think?
I kind of like, original scato is good because it's not necessarily scatman John, it's just
someone who is like deeply embroiled in the scato verse, right?
So it looks like someone who could like maybe be going to a concert
Yeah, we can use this one fuck it
I gotta remove the old one old
Where the fuck is it?
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know how to remove emails.
Search, scato.
It's not even showing up, it's just showing every fucking emote.
Oh!
Am I removing Scat-O and adding the new one with Stash?
Yes, please, Mr.
Mr.
Superior Man
Mr. Smarter Than Me guy
I just want to run around and look for Mushroom here, you know what I mean?
You guys like my helicopter?
You know I found out last night that there was a rather today that in here is on my
magic that new one or whatever the most range units do half damage beyond a
certain point
which makes sense because there were some range units where it was like does
full damage at any range I was like okay
That makes sense.
It's legal.
How do I make it non-legal?
Wait, I think maybe I'm supposed to stay downstairs.
You made a deadly poison.
If you put it in the mushroom just range it's a medic, okay
I wonder if there's a way to like force Reese one
Got fish for sleep poison
And we primarily need a medic
Let's do freaking uh espionage
Oh yeah, I don't have a dart gun.
We cut poise on the target though.
Great.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Create syringe.
Modern lethal syringe acquired.
I've never had a swap weapons.
Unsilenced pistol kill, epic.
Re-learning the whole game.
Dude, how do I change weapons?
We're gonna do the timed one.
Man, man, man. There's another syringe!
Is it tab?
It's not tab. It's not working.
Hi.
We should put it on tab, though. I mean, time doesn't do anything else, right?
How come this shit looks like so weird?
This is weird.
Tab.
Bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop.
Well, let's go ahead and lose a mission.
I swear there's a way to all tap the show without a pause ring.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
We're just subbed.
Bross horse, it's for god's sake.
Strawberry panties, actus theory, it's for subbed.
And SFR 0, it's for subbed.
Graphics slash display, so it's a window, uh, we're good.
Until then, it's a mod.
the
Hey, what the fuck is a silent egg there?
Incaps someone without safe. Yeah, but I can't pass a lot. Eh, we're gonna pass a lot.
Thank you, Don. Welcome to Miami.
Hurry, Billy!
I can't realize I've got no sand for dinner tonight.
Man, just gotta freak out.
But you know what?
There are way to hide up against walls, I forget.
I don't have a fucking dark eye.
of
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
Bottle
What's up guys I work here me when I work here I work here
I heard he's demoing the next big thing coming out
Hmm
Sorry, man.
Nothing personal.
How do I get over there?
POP-POP-POP-PODLE! POP-POP-PODLE!
What the fuck?
Wait, Lutz.
Where the hell is this guy?
This is the wrong way, fellas.
Don't panic.
Do not panic. Do not panic.
So I'm limited to say right now to remember stuff
Gotta hurry
We're going to run out of guys to silently take down.
up in the timer? Excuse me. What? It's not weird that I took that guy's didgeridoo.
their stories are deleted too they're saying that robert not
sir i'm sorry how do we speak the same language sir and no problem no problem no problem oh no
fucking problem
And
Ah shit
It's clear nothing here, okay
What is this?
Shubble!
They want?
I'm sorry, Shubble.
Huh?
Oh.
Hey, you get out of here right now!
I'm sorry, guys.
I'm not down for this!
Whoa!
Boss is happy. We'll look at them.
They should be great.
Where the hell did this guy go?
It wasn't safe anywhere.
Hmm. I think we need a cop out of that.
Stands menacingly in front of you?
Hello.
Some time's worth it.
I want that safe.
No, I don't go in there. It's pretty...
Thank you.
Badoom.
Badoom.
Badoom.
Do-do.
Do-do.
Do-do.
Do-do.
Do-do.
Badoom.
Badoom.
Don't turn over here.
Don't turn over here.
Bado, Bado, Bado.
I got you!
Lady, what are you doing?
How unfortunate.
I got from my shovel.
That was the test. That was the test.
That was the limit test, dude.
Bottom. Bottom.
I'm surprised I'm surprised hitman's isn't better at silently choking someone out, but you know, whatever dude
I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in the same
Get him with a shovel?
No, I'm talking about the guy in the mechanics area that I choked up
But when your working is predictable in this line of work
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
stock market. Yes. Mm. Ordez. Mm. Mm. Yes. NFTs. NFTs. Mm.
Yeah, that's okay.
We'll just not do the locked door. Easy peasy.
We like the sedative syringe, I think.
No one calls it me on me by the way.
Where's the baseball? Found it.
Alright, how we getting there? Boat? Helicopter? Teleportation?
I got a job to do.
I'm taking this syndicate down.
Instant transmission?
Ah, Boat it is.
Well played.
Have a good trip, Forty-Sameer.
This guy's full-on looking off to the side while driving, sure buddy.
Welcome to New York.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Good luck, Fortress Heaven.
You know what he's up to?
Yeah.
I'm thinking I'm back.
Wait, how do I walk again?
Oh.
Good afternoon.
If you're here for the job interview, please take a seat.
I need a closet.
I'm sorry, but this area is reserved for job.
Bye.
I need to hide in the closet.
Time to refresh.
I kind of forget what to do on this map.
I'm used to coming in through the garage.
Oh, I know what to do. Hang on.
And why the music side?
Yes, go check.
There's clearly not a briefcase there.
Thanks bro, dude.
Hey, how's it going?
Yo, Frank.
I'm great.
Can't wait until tonight.
How are you?
I'm awesome.
Thanks for asking.
I got a goodbye joke for ya.
Okay, you ever hear about the bear and the rabbit taking a shit in the woods?
I mean, I can't remember the rest, but it is funny.
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
It's so funny.
It is funny. It's still really funny.
You are the best man.
Oh, classic. Thank you.
I look forward to seeing you tonight.
Classic break, dude.
Hell yeah. See you tonight.
It's just, how do they pull it off, so they pull the lead into the hole?
You know what he thinks?
Bro!
Bomb talking about it.
It's fine, it's fine, whatever.
Hmm
Gee I sure hope no one comes behind me
Speechless I mean why does this always happen to me?
Excuse me
So fucking camera
Hmm. Oh yeah, we can throw stuff at it.
Door stay locked.
Hmm, I don't like that.
You got a key?
Sleep now, sweet prince.
Propane?
Good to know.
Hmm I forget how to get down
I work here I work here work here work here oh
I went to the same boarding school as I've been at it.
Do not look at me.
I work here.
What up fellas?
I work here.
I used to have a particular way I used to do this, and I do not.
Do not remember one bit.
The security recording is down here, I'm pretty sure.
I'm turning out of time.
That windlass AFL sleep.
Hell no.
This guy looks like he has a key card.
But we gotta go.
Hell no.
Hell no.
I fucking lost stop recording
is not
he he he he
But it's cartoon slipping noise dot mp3
Mm-hmm
Yeah, that one.
Yippee!
What's up, guys? What's up? I work here.
Thanks, your fuckin' Dr. Pa.
Sweet.
So we're just supposed to let anyone from IT in there?
That's right.
Now crap.
Why?
Aw, this guy's in front of the bathroom, dude.
Hey!
I saw that.
Don't pick it up.
Sorry.
Hey!
Who are you?
Huh?
I saw that. Don't pick it up.
Sorry.
Hey, who are you?
Come in here, guys.
Sir, he's called in there.
Help here!
Got him!
Here!
Do they see me swap? I think they did.
I'm about to lose all of my money.
Well...
Disappears.
Here we go.
in my box. I feel safest of all. In box.
meow, meow meo meo meow meo meo
fat orators of it
yes
most perplexing
better stand there in the corner and do nothing
aw, come on
Yes, they'll be weird if I got out.
Command, I have nothing to report to my current location. Over.
Hey! Something bad is going down!
What happened here?
What the FUCK happened here?
Command, nothing in my position. Over.
Hey!
Yeah!
Command, quarter all clear, relocating.
I'm thinking I'll hit man back.
Roger command, nothing tangible yet, still looking.
Yeah, yeah.
Out.
I need to turn around, yeah I'm just gonna go for it, I'm just gonna go for it.
How do we get down here?
Oh fuck oh!
Go, go, go. Nice.
Shield the principle. We're not moving. Hunker down!
C'mere.
I'll fight some time.
Go, go, go!
Move on!
I'm coming.
Watch your eyes!
Get going to the safe house.
It was that lady.
how unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck
back to the drawing board 47 i don't like the door stay locked one dude that
should have spucked lame i mean it doesn't matter it actually doesn't matter i should just ignore it
if i get it failed do not unlock any doors
Dude, we're still warming up guys.
Bad luck, 47.
Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding.
But don't give up.
I'm sure your next execution will be perfect.
Spot for banana.
Now I was expecting something more dramatic with the banana.
It's like a little chair into the picture.
That's like a crazy Frog Tier penis, dude.
I want some money.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
What suit though?
Yee-haw, partner.
Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Lol, lol.
We don't really have a good variety of weapons for that.
What the hell is this?
Tell me this ain't just regular Colorado.
So I think the variations mod might have added some stuff here.
I'm not sure what is going to happen though.
Bam, bam, bam.
Proximity Explosive Duck.
It had a load into your ass.
Oh, that's nice.
That's really cool, man. That's really cool.
Why no cam, emergent?
Where's the fucking scalpel?
Where's that bitch?
Something like on...
What the fuck? Where is this bitch?
Right here.
got it I wonder what they changed about this place I gotta pick up my
distraction tools you talking is ruining my immersion no no I see like you're
going into the wrong expectation right you need to go into it with the
expectation that our character this guy is schizophrenic and is speaking to
themselves as well. Constantly. There's constant voices all the time.
Thorian, thanks for seven.
Excellent work, 47.
Oh no.
This man was so fucking hard, man.
We gotta get going.
What's that?
I killed all the witnesses.
Hiya-yai!
Is that a different outfit? I don't think so.
Oh, what the fuck!
Time to save this.
You got this, bitch.
I wanted to go...
I wanted to go to the left there.
Shut up and speed it up!
I wanted to go to the left there.
I wanted to see if I could like, crouch walk fast enough to get behind that barrier before they would see me.
Did not happen, fellas.
Dude, we're still getting used to the game again.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Oh, it's on the place it was on.
Bad luck for just a second.
Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding
But don't give up. I'm sure your next execution should be perfect. Let me know when you're ready
The good thing we keep surviving all these terrible mistakes
Boom
interstellar leaks for sell it nice distracting I'm used there dude I'm
fucking limit testing man it's important to know the the length of the the scope
of my power I've read the big admission
you guys like this music by the way I call it a is rock is like rock no not
rock do you guys like rock like rock
Burlin Dubai that's my favorite map guys let's go get a soundless gun shall we?
Do not pass by only use one disguise do not get spotted.
assassin no firearms thinking
I can count on one hand the number of silent assassins you've succeeded.
Mamamama mamamama
Scalpel
There's a reason I can't charge in there and get that guy and I free a lot
Rush B.
Suka Bliat.
Oh yeah, we can't kill anyone.
I forgot, I forgot, guys, I forgot.
Stop guys, I give up, I give up.
I can't kill anyone, Salazar says, it's very important for him.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Actually drawing board 47.
You can't fucking kill anyone it's on an assassin man it makes you fucking lose game over man
we should have pacified that guy there was a bold attempt 47 unfortunately the syndicate
managed to go into hiding I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that
they won't be so lucky next time when we when we stop with that guy dude the guy
that was laying against the wall saw what the flip up would that how he see
that that's a window he was looking the other way I saw it
this uh
espionage
Hawks Bay, New Zealand I do not remember this map at all
Do not blow your disguise
headshot kill legendary we do not have a legendary
Alright, we've got the Fragger needs to go, we're going explosive.
Or safe, open, explosive, safe.
The Yoda was in this game?
Dude?
Yeah, it's a fucking modding in the elevator, it didn't download it, dude.
I don't even know if it works.
The show was made like three, four years ago.
I'm telling you man, I don't know if it works.
either get the plates or crates.
Wait, the Hawk's Bay!
We have been informed that the Syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know what
to do.
This map's so dumb.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Good luck, 47.
Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow.
Well, at least we're on a timer. That's nice.
What the fuck is that loser aware?
Is there a save? I mean, there has to be a save if I can pick that one, I'm pretty sure.
Right?
Wait, it tells you if there's a sake when you select a mission, dude.
I forgot, dude.
Pay attention. I didn't I did I did not I did not happen to see if there was a
Hang on!
Hmm.
Whatever you do, don't walk around that corner.
Really good.
I
Please take him down
You've straight
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate
They were just plummeted
I gotta kill all of them, this is...
Yo, let me get some coffee real quick, we're gonna lock the F-50.
Guards, take the ox.
Yes, Miload.
I'm ready to go tonight, they are there to find me a light, wait for me to wait for joy, oh yeah.
You can come to me like it's gonna be like
So the proof of that I'm in
Oh yeah, I feel it like
I'm feeling just as fine
Just start a new night
Jumping up and checking the moon body
Don't stop the music from now
It was a great alchemist and he lied and many people died.
See Daft shaved her head before you did.
I can't believe she, she fucking stole my bit, man.
No hair.
Bullshit.
How would she like it if I drew stuff?
Huh?
Didn't even ask my permission first!
She just did it!
But is that actually supposed to set them on fire?
Space.
The final frontier.
My wife shall be delighted.
Those are her favorites, particularly when their facial structure is as unique as yours.
Check him there, Fussy.
You're tremendous!
Stoney darling, let us put this towards our getaway in the moonshade aisles.
I'll have your statue shipped to your camp.
You shall love it.
We guarantee it!
I wonder if the gods are watching me.
At least it's on fire, guys.
Overlapping items.
This is the pit. This is where we throw all crime offenders and boulders gate.
The fuck I bruhh.
Okay, so just to be clear, Sherford the reason that there's no more Jews in Germany.
Yes. Yes.
Okay, good. Fantastic. Good. Good job, Sherford.
I didn't kill him.
Why you will never become Ultima's vessel?
Oh, no. Just hold on.
Listen to me, Kai.
You remember the murals.
People once knew that Ultima was their god.
That he created them.
And they worshipped him, prayed to him.
Looked to him for guidance.
in vain
In vain
We did not listen did not acknowledge our will and so we strayed from his path to forge one of our own
One last recap
desires
So driven by his own will alone that he shunned the one thing that could have made him truly powerful the final recap
The same faith people now place in you
Just appear on the floor.
Kick the ceiling in the stomach and execute a flawless stone cold stunner.
The ceiling moans.
Good.
getting cleaved down karma at that point because me the guy who got double mc
before that I've do I drop down to 30% HP just getting cleaved by him and
whoever else had bleak flurry active
probably that many
Holy fuck. Oh my god, my heart
What was right here graphic table like a piece of shit
I
Loathing festers. I okay. No, man. I'm not okay sleep it
Hi
Oh fuck, Jesus!
Oh, that could have been a little bit of a pain in the ass, right now.
Look at those cryptids doing at my door.
They got marks.
He's just gonna die soon?
Is this just the default spawn?
Wait.
That's fair.
That's fair!
I read a rumor that you're in...
That's one of the only guys that killed me when I was invading, by the way.
I literally evaded him this guy went and hid in his spawn and laid mines on the only path
that led up there dude.
Smart guy?
No coward guy, coward guy.
Bitch guy.
I want to do those maps.
But I will.
Uh, do not take damage.
Do not blow disguise.
Does anyone who's not a console player?
Yeah, cause you guys were sniping me, dude.
What do you want me to do?
Bum, bing, bum, bing, bing, bum, bum.
It's a sniping game?
Yeah, you guys are doing the lame kind of sniping.
You go longer than two minutes before failing this?
Dude you're a doubter.
That's what you want.
You want me to lose.
Why are you complaining?
How's the fake RPG coming along?
I haven't started.
I haven't started.
Welcome to the Maldives.
The Syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
But be careful.
They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
We know what to do, 47.
Look at my bungalow.
Greetings ma'am.
Sorry, I gotta reset.
Uh, actually hold on.
Oh yeah.
I'm gonna fucking...
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
I keep going to close doors like it ready or not.
So fleek and dark.
I'm a real lady all the way out there I killed four guys, dude
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man
We got anyone in the B room. Yeah
guys don't fight your best friends
hmm
Into the freezer you go.
Now you guys can hang out and work it out.
I got two hammers.
space conflicts
we even get this lady dude
hello sir what's up I work here
Need anything or feeling safe? Just, uh, let go.
Thank you, but I'm... I haven't felt this way.
Where are you going?
What the hell did I do?
Okay.
The hurricane no line
Sorry, I've got no I don't know if this is the way
Who's throwing stuff around I don't fucking know so many people
I'm gonna lose.
Hmm.
We gotta abandon our oblivion NPC quest.
Oh shit!
What, you should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
It takes like a second to activate.
I got it.
Bullshit.
I think she drowns if I do that, by the way.
Knock someone out like that.
You can't even pay the copyquences.
What are you gonna do about it, man? What are you gonna do?
Oh
Gotta go
Not good
Oh, fortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Do you have an incentive for some of it?
Back to the drawing board, 47.
We goofed around with that lady too much.
This shit is hard, man.
I
Wrong payout month 47 failing the campaign
I got a feeling this is probably a situation where you guys didn't read it
I'm sure your next execution will be perfect. Let me know when you're ready
Okay.
Brem, brem, brem, brem, brem, brem, brem, brem, brem.
Miami, Dubai?
No combat.
How do I kill only targets but also get no combat?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Man, where is the propane tank on this map?
Let's just get in there.
Boom.
Hit maps.com. Oh, shit.
Ooh.
Near the scaffolding? That's what I thought.
But once again, it's been so long since I played that.
Excuse me.
We're gonna go get me baseball.
I'm all geared up, fellas.
Immunity, please instantly leave the level as soon as you load it.
Why?
Because then the believers win?
I'm here to be used as the toilet
I'm so happy that kind of you, but I'm meeting with who can I come now Lucy
Yeah, fucking stupid bitch Lucy Jesus
Don't worry about that
So, so, so, why is it coming over here?
There ain't no way.
Hey, where's this guy going, man?
I'm a businessman like you.
I feel like no time.
Well, gotta go.
What?
Yeah, that's your best friend. I knock him out.
Oh my god, dude!
Hmm.
I
Get people on cotton. Are we know you're gonna pay a high price for that?
Whoa
Surely be a blow to the scene they won't it won't shut up
There you go.
Come on.
I'm at the location now.
I dropped my briefcase.
Oh, no.
Hey, I need some help over here.
I just want to remind you about the lockdown drill tomorrow. That's right, 900 hours.
of
the
of
the
Oh, shit.
Why are you shaking fucking bitch-ass up, bitch?
Well, her or Lee's, okay, there's one on this floor.
I don't know what this goes down.
I'm not gonna make it.
I see him! There's a long charge!
How do I get up there?
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh
What he was a greater
I don't get over there.
Where's the security camera?
I'll get a kill only targets objective.
Oops.
There it goes.
He can't...
1 in 6!
Oh yeah!
We got some silenced guns too, we got the silenced AK and the silenced...
smudging.
But there is still much work to get done recuperate and prepare for your next assignment
Drop drop drop
Bring that
Alright now we're gonna do is really gamble with the money we just made
Break actual things up. We'll play control now
Please. Yippee! I can't believe my NFT sold. I'd appreciate it.
Oh
Alright, change the music again. I thought it was right here.
This.
Ah, now we're... now we be talking!
We're gonna figure a mission
Uncle Arby makes for seven maybe the last word and Sam's ex for seven
Gonna beat the mission
There's a safe on this one let's do that
Fiber wire kill take no damage. I kill zone. We love
Oh, I need an explosive.
Oh, I'm going to make the garage C4.
I forgot to do this gunpowder in there and then there's the station.
I think I need one other thing to ever go.
Mascara
Add gun
Oh need to fill some fuel cell
Or that shit is
Found it
Whoop that bottle, thank you for a million quidrillion months of hell.
I'm fucking crafting, dude!
Yup, I'm thinking I'm back.
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
First we mine!
Let me burn!
My track!
Is it a pizza day? No.
Welcome to Miami. We have been informed that the cemetery is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
Oh, it's the tutorial mission.
They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away.
You know what to do, 47.
What's up, guys?
Can I see your invite, please?
I do not have that.
So.
Hmm.
Sounds good, sounds good.
I mean, there's the rest of Miami over there.
We have two guys in here.
I'm on camera all the time Oh, hey, I gotta talk to you, man, oh, he's
One day for retirement, dude.
Maybe we go with this guy, actually.
Hey, get out of my face, okay?
Where's the camera that was recording me?
I don't know where to put this dude.
Well, I'm choked out.
I guess we can just choke on that guy too.
We got a key card!
Where is this character?
Invitation.
Oh.
What up, fellows?
Another day at the job, huh?
Another day at the job!
That'll buy a few rounds.
She wants him to go in jail, you know, but...
Hmm.
Yes.
The jail is expensive, Shay.
Man's an artist.
Don't tell Painter to stop eating.
The sparrow is as simple.
Just because Ritter hangs up his hat doesn't mean the sparrow does.
What are you? He's on the way.
What's up, guys? I'm really sorry it has to be like this.
Hey, freak!
I can't take this guy's outfit, so this...
Oh, I've been compromised.
Yeah, with a sniper, we could literally just sit here and then kill all of them from the
sparky line, like...
Do it!
I don't have a fucking sniper, dude!
Where's the distraction?
How do we show these guys our invitation?
We'll show them our kettlebell.
Yeah, I need to see an invite.
Okay, proceed.
Oh man.
It's not a purse, it's a kettlebell.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hehehehe
Oh my god, you bitch!
Oh, you bitch!
I did was grow something bitch
Well, well, well, well.
Stop beeping.
I'm sorry.
different this guy's
Nice move
There's a piranha we're clear sir.
What the heck?
Oh my God.
All players sir.
They've surrounded me.
No!
Tell me something I don't know.
Oh my God.
You're loading.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I wonder if we can eventually kill the cops with this one.
Dude, as soon as I stop the aiming you move.
Excuse me.
What the hell?
Look, guys.
We're clear, sir.
Are we clear?
Are we clear?
Look at A.L.K. sir.
Hey, we're here.
What the hell is that?
No!
Clear!
What was that?
Hmm.
Let's get those savers.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hmm, let's get those sappers.
But how?
Where'd the downstairs?
Dude it!
Work the downstairs.
Dude it.
Hey?
Yes, here the loot.
I YAH!
Napoleon Blonobar
Is everything okay? Hmm, we'll get her last
Oh, it's so terrible what happened.
Are they going to be okay?
Yeah, they'll be.
There's actually no cops.
Those are a couple of cops left.
Oh my god!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
Clear!
I tried to equip it without pulling it out, man. I wanted to have it holstered, dude.
Blackstaff and Rodsuckam and Pockito thanks for subbing.
That was a bold attempt for you.
Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Now you, I'm sure the community might as well
try to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
I want to play at that cool neighborhood level.
That level's awesome.
It's friggin' pause.
Am I match-fixing with the doubters?
No.
Oh, lost all my money.
That's just how it be bruh. That is just how it be.
Now I can survive the rain. Yippee!
Let's go...here we go.
Fiber wire, no firearms, only these ones guys.
Can do boss, can do.
Is there a safe?
Nay.
Ice pig killed.
Kalaq killed.
I'm pretty sure there's...
We are now we are now we are now
pretty sure there is a propane tank in the
kitchen on this one
we are now we are now
you saw the huge dick with realistic
plus dong physics please
Um, yeah?
Oh, Dolly?
Bluey up, X6 or something?
Oh, we don't need another syringe.
All right, we're geared up. We got baseball. We got kettle bowl. We got poop syringe. We
We got stethoscope, we got realistic plus physics mod.
So long baseball.
I think you're ready?
I'm either ready or not.
Welcome to the Maldives.
Or not.
You know, the thing about it's kinda like a cool cloak.
It's like a cloak.
I'm like the main character right now, and shit.
This bitch is at the bar, dude. What do I do?
Ooh, Cuban night. That's my favorite night.
Come out of here so I can syringe you.
Me attempting, me writing my novel at Starbucks Energy?
Look at this guy.
I think I'll play chess against my son.
At the bar.
Geez, what, you wanna kiss?
No!
You think she's gonna leave, guys?
I got you!
I want the back door!
Or me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Still dancing, bitch.
I can hold this thing.
Alright, quick.
It's a red thing.
Well, thank you.
Hmm.
Who are we gonna have to get with the poop needle, dude?
like ships in the night
burn
How am I going to blow up this tank?
I don't know.
I like it down there, it's so hot up here.
Asks
It's so bullshit I can't reach this bottle
I just want to get back
Oh, you can shimmy across, I didn't even think of that.
I'm so stupid, man.
What's going on over there?
Oh
Oh
Oh my god!
Glad to see something going right for once.
Adios!
Did I just lick that one line?
Haha, that was why I was practicing that one line.
Adios!
I'm trespassing.
Now I could be wrong, but I think if I like shove them off of like a small ledge they
They die, right?
Oh no.
Oh no.
I don't want to use this guy's outfit.
Why?
hmm
yeah you're right why nice convincing chatter
She's not even staying at the villa anymore.
Me when I'm at the villa?
Oh, fuck it, righty-ish.
This guy doesn't even register me as a threat.
Only fucking windows man!
Hmm, shall we?
Hope yourself.
Oh, come on, good girl!
Shate yourself now.
Shate yourself now.
Beat yourself now!
Now!
Now!
Now!
Are you good, bro?
Nice haircut.
Not.
Oh, wait, he's not going to see the body because he's a medic right now.
Where is he going?
Huh?
Oh, okay.
Hahaha!
All righty, all righty, all righty.
Yeah, I'm thinking he's dead.
Oh, we're done here.
We could delete the security evidence, but it doesn't matter because we're not even doing silent assassin stuff.
Goodbye!
Coconut.
Coconut.
We gotta find that propane thing. Very importante. Also I'm not sure how we're
gonna blow up the propane thing. If you throw it twice as a blow up or you need
to shoot it. Oh it was next to the grill dude! You have to shoot it.
Okay
Maybe there's another accent we can set up
Or I don't fucking think so though my who's this it's up a pearl
Block hole
It's illegal.
But why?
Not for a swim!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Bro, I can't even target this guy.
Oh, hey.
Um, I have a mint.
You might want a couple of them.
What?
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Me when I'm trying to ride the subway in London.
How do we cause an accident at the bar here?
No subway in London?
Dude, shut up man, shut up.
I think I would know better than you.
Just kidding, I don't actually know better than you, I'm sorry.
Oh
Those hubris
What
Who
There are two unconscious people over the same leg.
You know what this music reminds me of?
the by-lon-do song?
I don't know what to do with that.
Command area is all clear.
Please advise over.
Man, anybody there?
Come in.
Yeah.
We got some wacko running around attacking people.
Dude, what the fuck?
How did he see that from over there, man?
Oh, crap.
Come on you copy
Oh, no, are you hurt?
Oh shit
Do we have a description of Hula-Hula?
I don't know, man.
I'm a good idiot.
Leave the area!
Leave the area!
Go! Go!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Oh my God.
Dude, I need more throwables.
There's stuff right there.
We get it, we get it.
Who's all that?
Hey.
Hey.
Ah!
Muffin.
Hey there.
Are you okay?
Holy shit, stop coming.
Hehehehe.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Holy shit, stop coming!
Who?
Alright, you're alright. Get up, ya.
He shot the gun guys. That's so sad.
Are we good though?
Get a well of health here.
of
the
Uh...
Bonk?
Who's so bad?
I think we're good where
Where is my... oh, found it.
Oh, no!
of
the
of
the
I
Know
No.
You're okay.
Huh?
Hey, need some help here.
Please, go get some help.
Oh, where?
It's like the Bermuda Triangle for this guy, he said.
I
What the fuck
Son of a bitch
I know fire arms pay out man
Blood shooting me through the fucking bushes
I need to know where a screwdriver is on this bitch.
Dude, they're gonna wake everyone up.
They're gonna wake everyone up.
All of my hard work.
Yeah, I'm here now, it's all clear, over.
Yep, all clear.
Nothing!
Do you think you're gonna like, bleed out if I don't help you?
Cause I'm up?
Hey, he's right over there!
Eat it!
Get out!
No, no!
Hmm...
You know where he is! Go get him!
He's right there!
We're good though, we're good.
Where's the screwdriver?
change disguises do but my 1000 marks man
You're telling me, man. You're telling me. Oh, no.
Err, where's my kettlebell?
Good.
There you go!
Oh my god!
Hello?
Can we hear you?
Come on.
Come on.
You okay?
I gotta execute that guy.
I need the idea of the fur.
Can you tell me what it looks like?
He didn't get what kind of outfit he was wearing.
Oh.
Thank you.
I'll check it out.
What?
Hey, it's me.
I got a solid ID on the purple.
He was clearly an icon.
He said he didn't know what I was wearing.
Yeah.
Someone's been helping.
There's got to be a screwdriver in the building.
Hmm.
Well, we don't have any money to lose.
Nice take!
Yeah, man, I'm at the scene.
Understood.
Where is the chip lever, bro?
Clean it up right now.
I'm outside of touchback.
Anyone see it?
Don't kill me!
No!
Snitch!
No one will disturb the pile.
I'm not scared, which I know you are, bitch.
Uh, okay.
Do we...?
No, no, no.
We're not giving up yet.
We got the key.
Wait, we can just use the, uh, propane.
I'm so done.
We've already failed our no firearms thing, because we aggroed that guy from across the
map somehow.
Banana!
Banana!
Damn.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Haha.
Just don't shoot me from across the map please.
I don't want to shoot over here.
Uh oh.
well
not good
found it
I did actually fucking get it get down
Bottom bottom bottom, but it did it do do do do
do
Excuse me
That fucking dammit
I'm thinking of a one-liner hang on
I
Anyone copy
My God hey a central. It's me. We got somewhat out cold on the ground here
I'm not good. I need room to work for.
Where is my wrench that I just threw?
Where is the-
Babbababababababam
Baaam
Babbababababam
Okay
I need- I need an Aang on it, dude
Where the fuck- oh!
Found it
Please don't kill me
Hey, catch.
We almost had the pile under control man and then we got spotted from afar.
Fucking bitch.
And I had to fail this to shoot the guy.
But how come it's a choke artist?
Use hit maps to find propane tanks for future missions.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep that shit out.
Who's this?
Oh, new meditation map.
A gazebo.
Grobo complex for seven.
Excellent work back there, 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
I'm always ready.
Her collie, you can just shoot someone and then shoot someone else, right? It's really easy.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Fuck it, stupid ass shrugging cat. Fuckin' hate you, bitch.
Two targets, one safe.
Poison target.
Sure.
Mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, where is my silenced AK-47?
Today was a good day.
not even have to use my a.k.a.
parximely syntax demoblock lethal poison
nice
clam dog these first seven
dafts you up
there's mayonnaise on my hand
What's up dude?
EWIE!
We need someone that's gonna blend in.
Biggie fucking blinded us!
It's me, Piggy, for people like this.
That's one of two. Dude, British guy detected.
Heh heh.
Well, this map is hard.
Because it is literally just one small building.
Have a good trip, boys.
Why is it learning so long?
Monka?
What the hell?
Oh, stay time.
Yep.
Erm...
I
Yeah, go get it
I just heard something
Where's my fucking briefcase?
I
Read you come in
I should have done the collab, that would have been better.
Where's the new suitcase?
Alrighty
Wait, do you think any of them had a kicker?
What a fucking thanks, uh, bruv. Where's me kettlebell? That's my secret weapon
I think I'll figure out like a reliable way into this bitch if I'm being honest.
Big man!
Looks up at you.
I can't fucking climb to that.
What are you doing? Oh.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I'm in.
Explosive Baseball?
Oh he's fixing a bike, that's nice, that's nice.
Everything is built.
What are you doing?
Is he on the pooper?
He's awake!
Hmm...
We're off- We're off fucking hidein' this bitch though.
We gotta remember not to use the explosive baseball.
Uh-uh.
Hmm.
Hmm, what the other- wait.
the
Well, I really gotta get another guy in here, there's gotta be a way to close these blinds.
I got eyes on you!
Right there!
Oh you don't?
Wait this guy's lying
Hmm.
I kinda gotta get these guys lined up for this.
Oh, dear. We've come on right in the head of hell, bro!
All right.
Oh!
If I'm to the safe house, I'll be in touch.
Wait, did I win?
No!
What?
What?
We didn't have them close up yet, right?
Oops.
Get to kill the target first?
Ah, shit.
Hey, you can literally just shoot one and then shoot the other.
Where's the fucking camera at?
It might be a ballast.
I don't want to lose my AK.
Run, Hitman!
What the?
I want the fragile, all the same, and never not turn up.
Okay, this one's kinda tricky. We should have pulled out of those first two guys for sure.
Yeah, they've been making those for a while.
I saw the Dr. Pepper Cream Soda, I also saw Mountain Dew Cream Soda.
Why?
Why?
It's not good, which one?
I'm saying mixed results for the Doctor Pepper or the Mountain Dew one, but the Doctor Pepper
one seems unanimously adored.
Okay, you look like such a fucking loser.
Um, what... what makes it cream soda?
Bad luck, 47. Failing the campaign has assaulted an syndicate going into hiding.
But don't give up. I'm sure your next execution will be perfect.
Let me know when you're ready.
Don't be so sure of that, Le.
Oh, New York!
Oh, Isle of Skaaaal!
No combat.
No firearms, push, kill, door, stay locked.
Silent assassin suit only.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Poor targets, man.
They're all poor targets.
Uh...
I think...
I think this one.
This is so fucked up, actually.
There ain't no way, but...
ICA Outstanding Service Coin.
Aw.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
How do we use this? Do we just throw it and it explodes?
S.A.S.O. Believers? Dude, you guys are gonna be so pissed when I do this, man.
You're actually gonna be so pissed.
You got 10k on S.A.S.O.? Yeah, you're about to quadrillion-duple your points.
Also, you're welcome.
I gotta find the mushroom dude. We gotta come fully prepared.
Broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom broom
Broom!
Yes!
No!
Ho ho ho!
Broom!
Doodle-nice himself!
Ho ho ho!
Broom!
Broom!
Broom!
Broom!
I think I saw the Musher.
Nope, nothing.
Nope, that's a light.
Where the fuck is the mushroom, dude?
Why is it different every time?
I hate that.
I gotta run around this stupid ass fucking bitch house with...
Oh yeah, back door.
Big house. Yeah, sorry. I'm into swear guys. Sorry. Where do we put the gazebo? Right here.
Where's the Bruce Lee pack?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Hey, if you guys see the mushroom, you're legally obligated to tell me about the one.
Is this kind of an ice pick, the seashell?
Whoa.
It's right there looking down yeah, I don't know where's this bitch
I'll call it up right here.
That's the easiest spot.
Looking handsome today, Sire.
My webcam's on.
You had a dream that the Scatman came back?
He will be coming back.
I can make a syringe out of chlorophyll.
Hmm.
I put him to sleep.
Goodbye, Ken O'Bell.
All right, fellas.
Now's a good time to take a little break or two, shall we?
Is there a guard listening?
Yes, below.
Assume responsibility of the ox, I will return.
Get it. Nice man. Get a move on.
if you ever played gt rp again you're going on top of my suicide
our healers died because of you do you like when we wipe so I'm so sorry listen
mother fucker I have a bidet I never wipe and you're acting like a mother fucker
that buys toilet paper now get over there and do your fucking job
understood sir this is with one side to the life this is insane
to know the characters in
You know, can you make this job
I'm the Joker baby
Fuck! Fuck me!
Oh, what a stun!
I've made it!
Chucks, let it dry!
It's not bad, baby!
They all need to fight back, sugar!
Oh, you love this!
Don't let her bite your arms!
Can't you see I'm trying?
Open the suggestions!
Bring me to the Sensor Mendebilator!
Quick!
How tittle-aiding!
Rebellious dominant men really turn me on.
Oh, I'll turn you on, alright?
Yes. What the heck?
What a bruise! I love tough guys! I'm on fire!
Calls her! I can't reach her!
I'm trying! I'm trying!
She's one strong-ass bitch!
I'm at your service, sugar!
Anything from my master?
Look!
Oh, shit.
Oh, ee-oh, ee-oh.
It's like they're just feeling...
I actually remember they asked me to scan my feet underneath my feet for a reference
I ran into a giant bird it's all love baby war cooker judgment
Hehehehe, level 1 dueling.
I just can't take this accent, sir. Yeah, I can't take it too.
Who asked?
Oh dear, I'll work.
This is an Austin Powers reference.
From like, Austin Powers 2, you know, like the 10th scene.
I've never seen those.
Like I think on large shit like this is cringe, okay
Ever almost everyone the audience though like the fact that they're cheering for four sun
proves that things like this are
The last vestiges of old twitch culture and shit like the the award show the nim does every year
It is proof that it exists. Okay. And
that's not always going to be the case.
One day, Forsen will stop streaming.
One day, Nim will stop doing his award show.
One day, I will stop streaming, and then you will have Rambo, Tommy in it,
Tubbo, multi streaming from YouTube and Twitch.
You'll have fucking.
Tyson that Aiden Ross on the front page and we'll be gone and don't forget that
And so
Oh
Hello fellas
Free my boy Markov? No. I don't think I will.
I'll be right back for the next destination.
I hate Markov.
Welcome to the Isle of Scale. Intel tells us that the members of Syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best. However, they're on high alert. So you need to be careful. There ain't no way
There's gonna be a wagon causing an accident
What's that shit
It's a fucking disaster, mate.
Throw a wrench.
I guess that we can head up from here.
I don't even know what that does.
I know you heard that, bro.
I know you heard that, bro.
Dude, he's coming all the way up!
I
Okay
That should ain't good enough.
I'm freaking out.
What a good bitch.
I'm afraid that, like, there's a window.
The guy's still in the middle of the ring
No
Yeah, go get it
Noob.
Nice to have.
The Oce Baseball?
I don't know what releasing that does.
Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!
She's going there, isn't she?
That guy's Mabel.
Thank you!
What's up?
I didn't see the fucking camera, man.
It was betting for S.A.S.O. Dude, I'm telling you guys it's gonna be the biggest payout in fucking history, man.
I'm telling you guys, dude, it is worth...
It is worth investing... You know, honestly, if I was a believer I had extra points, I'd probably 250k that, bro.
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the grid.
But we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Fine.
It's not going very good.
Ooh, Dubai, we need to go.
Welcome to Dubai.
Welcome to Miami.
Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami, Miami.
240k carrot labubu
240k labubu carrot gold
Dubai chocolate I had some Dubai chocolate and it wasn't like official
That shit was gross, dude!
Cringo!
Here weee!
Alright, suit only?
Not doing that shit. Do not pacify.
Not doing that shit. Actually...
Yeah, we can do that.
It's literally pistachio?
Yeah, but I didn't like the weird pistachio tendrils that it had.
Am I weird again for that?
Chad?
Chad, is that weird again?
Yes or no?
Chad, should I piss myself or go to the bathroom?
All right, let's see if we can get this Kallakill this time for realsies.
Now weird but your food takes due scream, I have autism.
No, I like, I like, I like fancy food.
I mean, honestly, is there really anything better than a medium rare steak, salt and
pepper?
or the cup of black coffee.
Is there anything better than a blue steak and a handful of coffee beans, dude?
Aw, I don't think so.
I
Shouldn't be here, mate. I should not fucking be here, bro
Well
the
Fuckin' camera!
No... I won't.
Okay.
Oh my god, a Daniel!
CHAPTERY DOGNY!
Stupid fucking camera. Dude, I forget how to play this game.
There's a way to get back there through that door that I used to do all the time.
literally cannot remember. I think I just have to like distract them and run past them.
40% believers?
Yeah.
They believe in me.
Triggered? Liberal?
Triggered liberal I want to buy again I don't know if we're gonna get it though I need that
fucking SMG. The Procura. Ooh wait it's the USA man.
Yippee! Collateral kill explosion, sound
assassin, no firearms. Can't do boss, can't do.
That's easy!
Can do, can do!
Remote Explosive Classic, Rubber Duck!
Do not blow your disguise, what the fuck?
Hey!
First Remind?
250k, I believe.
Dude, I'm telling you, this is the one!
Internal monologue.
That chatter has no idea that I plan on throwing immediately to further the doubter mafia.
The doubter cartels agenda.
I'm literally going to instantly lose on purpose.
Farkidia and uh, not our cool goth, extra something.
Let's run.
Let's freaking ride.
We only got to kill three guys, that's easy peasy.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
But this is not going to be easy. Previous actions have put them on high alert.
So you need to be tactical.
Two of them are right next to each other.
Hey everyone, what's up?
probably heard about like before he's the chairman of your homelands association
wow
uh you guys have an appointment
like if you get unsure there was a very good response
anyway Charles is running for a
I remember where the uh
the cameras are
I'm pretty sure it's not.
Yeah, I saw it.
Not only did you cut it.
Ben?
Car mattering.
I gotta close the garage.
Oh boy. Why is there a Techno Berry sparkle going on?
Wait, we can take his disguise.
I'm in.
Where'd the dude go?
What the fuck? It's locked!
It's just a shitty door!
I don't think anyone's going to come for this.
I mean, he should come for this because he should go back to where he was at first.
Crap dude. Oh, yeah. We're inhaling all this carbon right now, dude.
you link just in time
whatever long here I don't have a fucking key
I'm sorry. Do you mind explaining that to me bro? Cause like, you're there. Come here.
Come here.
You hear that?
You hear that?
Fucking hate you, bitch.
I mean, surely his next stop is the kitchen.
Yes.
Very good.
What could that noise be?
Hi-ya!
I'm gonna let him.
I didn't read it.
I'm a litter
I think that's a park ranger, I don't know.
Just like a regular neighborhood in America, I've just got like 10 cops walking around
the neighborhood dude.
Oh, he's in the house.
Sweet.
Red?
Trespasses?
Alright, I think there's a fucking camera on the wall, I can't remember that.
Hmm.
Damn, two of them are over here.
oh my son of a bitch
I need that guy's disguise.
Mayhemps.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Dude, I know you heard that.
Stop pretending like you didn't hear that, dude!
bitch where'd the old lady go
yoink
all right I work here now yippee
I think, I think it's against the rules for me to jump in there.
You broke the rules!
Okay.
Damn.
Who knows, man?
Was that weird weird get weird get bro
It's kind of sus
Hmm you really shouldn't throw stuff. Sorry. I'm sorry. That was that was weird. I'm sorry
What's going on
Walking on the road, that gives you bonus movement speed, nice.
Bro.
Bro!
No!
back to the drawing, you're worth forty cents
he's about to do a mistake
dude that guy's a third eye on the side of his head i guess man, so let me do that shit
clear
i don't think i was being suspicious at all, i was just kinda like
you know, i'm like a server, i work there, do you know, sometimes when you're baking
like cupcakes you gotta like inject it with stuff
that was a bold attempt forty seven
Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
You know who I am?
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
It was an emetic one, not a lethal one.
Yeah, why don't we go inside so I could like...
...hide them?
Cause you- you- you-
For some reason, it's asking you to hide the people you kill right?
Unless it's an accident?
Pupi, pupi.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Ood, Japan.
Hold on, hold on.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum. We go in sick games. This one's random, I think.
Poison guard, poison target, a medic, sound take down, rare melee.
Do I have one of those?
I think I do.
I have a sub-bearer.
Silent target takedown rare melee.
Concealable baton.
an ass. Okay how many targets we got? Three. Hmm, we'll do collag kill explosion. Excuse
me. We gotta find the mushroom. Do you think that being a believer in the channel should
be recognized in the DSM 5. What's that?
Hey, does anyone know what the DSM 5 is? I feel like that guy's making fun of me, guys.
Oh, the dick-sucking manual. Oh.
woke book about mental illness dude just have a beer bro if i'm being honest literally just drink a beer
syringe
all right for this one we have to be careful not to mix up
Our lethal and emetic syringes.
Wait, we can carry the kettlebell deep? Yep.
Do not cast spells from the DSM-5.
Maybe I'm gonna though.
Let's rock.
Have a good trip, Fortisem.
Uh-oh.
Bad news, fellas.
I forgot my explosive.
We're gonna have to find one.
Classic.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
As well as her type of Jesus.
First of all, good luck.
Oh, man.
Oh, I know where one is.
Isn't there one in here?
Is that counts as a guard, I think?
So I'm gonna stab him?
Yep, there's one here. My memory's served correctly.
Dude, I know you can hear that shit.
Don't come over here and talk to this guy.
What?
They're on my sweet tooth.
They're like an evil poison thing.
Just me.
Me!
What the?
I
Unfortunately
Calculating calculating
If I put him in here to see no longer become a witness, how's that work?
Yeah.
Where are we learning, dude?
That guy parried, man.
Did not like that.
Just a friendly neighborhood clown.
That was my clown life.
That was my clown laugh.
That was laugh.
What's up?
What are you doing down there, bitch?
Dude, what kind of shared fence has a gate to your neighbor?
pissing me off. What'd that dude get? Fuck. Fred? Alright, it's go time, kettle bell.
That's not where I threw it.
That is not where I threw it.
Hold it.
I got some business I gotta take care of.
Great.
Hey, two cops.
Do I have a wrench now scalpel what the fuck
Excuse me, but it really freaks me out when people stand too close to me.
Sorry.
spooky music intensifies.
Oh, CX demo block.
I feel like we can climb up this as long as we get our air.
I
Hear a guy with money
I guess watching to take a piss dude get a get a grip
how we doing this
I got the Correer.
I need you to turn the fuck around.
Oh, God.
Huh.
Damn you, Lurt.
Hello?
No one there.
Brother.
Stop moving.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh man, that sinks on. That's so annoying, dude. It's so fucking annoying. You should
come in here and turn it off, dude. Oh man. They found my body. That's okay. It was an
accent, right fellas?
I'm so stupid.
He saw me in the mirror!
Oh my...
He's going to come up B room time already a
A, M. U. S.
Who fucking saw that?
Oh, the camera.
Yes, go get someone to help.
Okay, you're kinda pissing me off.
Yeah, come on, I'm wrapping up the incident.
Over and out.
I got it!
That's not work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
That's gonna amper.
Yippee!
Uh, okay.
Doesn't that look like a cool item I can get on this map always?
Baseball bat?
What do you know?
Hair.
Oh.
Guys, we did all of our objectives. We're rich now. Oh, we can get the safe too. I need
the propane tank though. Silence SMG? From where?
That's so funny.
Where is the silence SMG?
Legendary cyber if you leave the level right now. I have to
Yeah, one more guy sounds that some G guy walking around the other house variation might change that though
What other house
This one
up here
no way he moves it right hold on now I'm paranoid
nah we good
Okay.
All right, let's put it off, Jake's keeping breathing. Yeah, I'm shut this down. Open.
Um, uh,
Hey, open the door.
Man, I gotta get in here.
and so I will rookie mistake leaving the same window open in every house
fucking camera
I think someone's in trouble.
It doesn't matter.
We're on S.A.S.O.
It doesn't matter.
So, it doesn't matter. It literally does not matter.
Survival is key. We have every objective. We've done this mission perfectly.
the
the
the
Really cool guys
Hmm
So that's SMG on floor
accountable for these mayhaps.
I don't think this is silenced.
Unless it's the one in here?
Uuughhhhhh.
Uuughhhhh.
Uuughhhh.
Good work, Elfer.
Daps you up.
Good work.
I wanna know where this thing is. It's probably below me.
It's above us.
Whereas I mean, bro, does it look like there's been floor and wall?
See the thing is, the tip came from Twitch chat and you guys are so routinely dumb that
like I have to assume you are incorrect all the time.
Like I, it's more likely that that guy meant to type wall but type floor than it is
likely that, you know, it was actually on the floor, you know what I mean? Does that make
sense? Bitch? Sorry.
Thanks! We're all security around here.
Hey, weak fella.
have a cigarette that's cool
Mr. God
hello
well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the scene
you should get back to the safe house I'll contact you later
well
gotta go
I
Hello at the RP lock? I'm not RPing, dudes. Had to rest my thumb on the alt key.
YUP! We both aches of it!
YUP! YUP! YUP! YUP!
Good work back there. The syndicate took a serious blow, but there is still much
work to get done. Cooperate and prepare for your next assignment.
I feel like I can do S.A.S.O. Miami. Oh, it's four targets, man. I don't think so, guys. I don't think so.
Welcome to Miami!
Well, I can't actually just a propane canister, right?
Yes.
We'll do that one.
He medic poison vile.
Don't knee-deaaasssss don't need this
Uhhh... don't need... this.
We did it, our cool sniper rifle, though.
Yippee!
Welcome to Miami!
Boom. Now that's Miami coded for sure, dude.
And before it's the boat, if it's the boat then the Cypher's even more good.
Now, meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
Mr. Worldwide!
By Lando, by Lando!
fall fell who wins if I'm just a worldwide arena pillow I'm just a worldwide
Have a good trip, what is that?
Hey, dog Hitler!
Fucking dumbass Will Smith, bitch.
Welcome to Miami. Syndicate members are currently in the area. Find them and take them down.
I'm fucking trespassing this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful be careful 47
There's music on the level dude, I can't do
Okay
Hmm yoink
He's got the fucking legendary katana, dude
Dude.
Thank you.
You know where I am if you need anything else.
Zach, thanks for 7.
Well, let's get our inventory.
come on, come and get me in there!
come on, please, to this fucking game!
I'm not going up until you promise me you'll be there!
What's up, man?
You saw it, man.
Omega-Lol.
Well, you know what that means.
That railgun
It takes so long to put away
What the hell was that
That's my briefcase anyone there
Invitation Acquired.
Howdy partner.
Can you invite me please?
Here you go.
My cars.
Go ahead sir.
Come in
Hey locks not working, but it's occupado capiche. Whoa occupied. Okay. I know the spot buddy. This is taking, okay
I
I just wanted to watch you piss, dude.
Welcome. Please keep moving, sir.
Yep. I got you, mate.
Hey! You can't be here!
Yeah, you're right.
Guess someone help me with this-
I'm you now.
Give me the loot!
Looking for propane?
Do fire extinguishers blow up the same way?
to kill someone?
It concusses, eh?
you're ready just grab a little of the bird over there.
I'll take you upstairs and see how well.
Thank you very much.
Thanks man.
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
Good to see you sir.
Yep, I work here.
Okay, going for it.
Oh, that was like a fart coming up through my mouth.
I
Don't do these cool rooms
That was weird right
Kill you
Do you count as the guard? Let's find out. I mean, he was painting the wall, probably not.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the monster was in the system.
I'm trying to re-educate him bad.
That's probably why I'm still in there.
I'm in the system.
Well, I didn't like the sound of that.
Yeah, me neither.
That was weird.
All right, then.
All right, hey, somebody kick that heart, so just be careful, all right, kids?
Hey, would you look at that? That's convenient.
I'm just gonna grab the rail gun real quick.
Collect the nerd already dude. I can't
Nice flip
of
the
death
of
the
death
Bye, Lando. Bye, Lando. I'mma get ya.
Don't come in you copy. Two keys!
The big one.
Oh!
Need that.
What's up?
You just work... working hard or hardly working, fellas.
suitcase
Okay.
suitcase
Nice bold.
Into the murder room with you buddy
well done 47 this will show you to the syndicate in here
there we go
me
I'll never be in poison I guys drink
Those are going to kill one more guard.
Guard detective.
Guard detective.
Two-case.
Two-case.
He he he he he he!
LATERAL!
Good night!
I'm going to play it.
Hello there. Greetings. Ignore the ominous witch-coated green fog arising from that ring, shall we?
You should break that.
Oh, God!
This is fun.
So...
Get it out.
Huh?
Oh god!
Get it out.
Huh?
Dude?
What the hell are you doing?
That guy better not be pooping in there still or I'm gonna get real mad.
He's pooping in there. He's not pooping, he's just standing there.
Uh...
Oh, he's going downstairs.
I'm not sure if I can get through this one, but I'm pretty sure I can get through this one.
Gross.
Just gonna keep walking around.
Oh, I don't care.
Oh, there's a fucking saint, though, dude!
I want the saint.
We'll worry about her in a second.
Okay, we got any explosives?
Surely there's more propane down.
Amperture links or something?
I think we're using our phone, fellas.
I forget what, like, the shit looks like.
Nitro blister? Ooh.
Alright already!
That's like, that's like a default door noise, I love it.
4.1
alrighty
there's gonna be a better way to do this
I
Have less
What the fuck
All right, where's our exit?
Exit located.
Hehehe.
La la la la la.
La la la la la la la.
Da da da.
should we do about should we do about should we do about I had a shot I didn't
take it because of my coward though
and now we wait
of
the
I don't like the doors remain locked one and by the reason I like it because I'm not
good enough to navigate without doing it.
We're all black cannons. Alright we got our showdown guys I'm sure it's gonna go
just fine in Berlin. Impressive work you did back there. I'm ready when you've
prepped the next assignment.
We're going for the dub on the showdown.
What am I doing in Berlin?
Oh, I'm killing a guy.
I'm killing a guy.
I gotta bring my fucking sniper!
I mean, what do I have to do?
Poison target.
I am not gonna do any of that.
Good job, 47. We now know the Syndicate leader's current location.
I've provided you with new intel.
I don't think there's any costume to let's be aware of the sniper on my back.
We've got the professional screwdriver, dude.
Dub.
TJ Plogger, like you said.
The guards, I'm gonna, I, uh,
it's just so risky to try and poison the target.
Let's show, I'm gonna be honest.
I mean, we could probably do it though.
Oh, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Yeah, we could do it, we could do it.
Also, we get to get a silenced pistol, guys.
My mushroom's out here.
Where is it?
Oh boy, can't wait to get a silenced pistol and not die instantly across the map.
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
What was that?
Forgot Yodamask you did?
Yodamask you do not have.
In my ass you must look.
Mmm!
I don't know where we're going.
I don't know where the mushroom is. We gotta go up I think.
Or eh er er er er. That guy sounds like a lot of YouTubers or B-Tubers.
Dude you're just fucking jealous. This guy's actually like a...
A Saudi oil prince dude. That's literally pennies to him bro.
Literally pennies.
NBS pocket watchers see the over based emote chat.
be when I roll up with my 50 individual subscription VTuber emotes?
Mad.
Houndy Buncher that just...
That won't perturbed this much, I know.
I think I got everything.
Cali-Icon, thanks for selling.
Can we get a P-brain?
Hell no, I'm locked in. I'm allied right now.
We're in Wokabex.
Two minutes tops. Yeah, you're mad.
There he is.
Good work, 47.
We finally tracked down the syndicate leader's whereabouts.
Oh!
However, we do not know the exact identity of the target, so you'll have to do some
recon.
But watch your step.
They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy to help you.
We have the following information.
They are participating in a handover as for the description.
We noticed that they have brown hair.
They are wearing a hat.
They are wearing a necklace and earrings.
As to habits and voices, your target enjoys reading.
And they see themselves as a foodie.
I'm sorry we don't have more.
Be careful, 47.
I don't know what kind of hair that is.
I think he was eating.
No, he wasn't.
He was just standing there like a dope.
I'm too far away to mark this guy.
He's smoking.
It's not him.
Oh, my...
The fuck
Look out down, baby
It's not a non-target he's a lookout I got I got points for doing that
We're gonna hide this fool
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, I like daytime Berlin.
It's that non-target kill?
Yeah, you're mad.
Everyone here is mad.
I'm furious as well.
I mean we could dump him here but we killed him with the screwdriver so if he gets
Is it an axe?
What a fuckin' no!
We're just gonna put you right here, big man.
Yippee!
Dump him on the container? Which could that be?
Or why ain't got that kind of upper body sp- oooohhhhhh.
Imagine throwing a screwdriver and perfectly hitting someone in the neck with it and killing
them.
How?
of
you've done it plenty of times sure big man sure
AHHHHHH
Man
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Let's see if we can see them around here, I don't know if we can.
Door located.
Alright.
all right let's go hunt again
camera down
All right, our suspect has a hat.
Important note.
I
Hmm
I want to be able to carry my gun.
Wait, what gun did I bring?
Early no one will find him there, smile.
Oh, we're gonna just brought him in there.
What's up, big dog?
What's up, man?
Adios.
I might be wondering, why did I take this guy out?
We're setting up for the future.
Because I bet this is it.
Wait.
Brown hair, hat?
Necklace?
Foodie?
Assassin?
assassin
What are you doing
Is this the Andover meeting?
Hit her with the people's elbow.
I don't know that move.
We gotta kill this guy.
Oh
Hey, man
What they got away
guy
Fuck
Who motorcycle so cool where's her assassin
It's kettlebell and time.
Holy shit.
Secret agenda suspects.
Nah, I'm good.
Where did her assassin go?
Damn.
No.
Weird.
I think it's this lady right here by the way.
Hmm.
Oh my god, we need the clock hill. Oh my god. Alright, we gotta play this slow. I forgot
about my objective. I was about to... I was about to... I was about to let it rip. Big
style. There he is.
Onyose!
Give me that pistol, la bitch.
I
What can you go and see what that was yeah, you're loud and clear
Hmm
You know what yeah
Was it her?
Was it her?
Oh, fortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Was it her?
You'll never know, it knows.
It will have popped up briefly in the top left before I got killed.
It didn't complete. Oh, man.
I didn't look around hard enough.
Ay-ay-ay! And I wanted the pistola, but I lost the pistola, dude!
Laryl, they sure are so...
Seven, the syndicate's got a...
Huh? I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
My last message was prophetic.
Dude, predicting that I'm going to lose is not prophetic.
It's called a safe bet.
Okay.
It's like buying a second house in the 50s or the 60s when you're a boomer, do you
play 500 bucks?
That's a safe bet, dog.
Ain't no one impressed?
Get more specific with it.
You would have been prophetic if you'd said, Moon's gonna miss that second assassin and
It's shot in the back after trying to poison the target that he was targeting that would have been impressed
That would have been a breath, but I know you should have said he gonna lose lol
He got he gonna lose lol he gonna die lol
Fucking color on
Okay
Let's see.
Um, we seem to be able to throw some... wait.
It's not a melee weapon.
I believed in you this time.
Thank you.
Our objective is just to get that pistol, boys.
I'm gonna be honest.
Wait.
Where Cam?
I turned it off, dude.
Wait
Where cam I turned it off dude
You guys insulted my appearance one too many times
Excuse me
You obliterated my self-esteem
Wait, did this one have a safe?
the most beautiful Asian girl you've ever seen. Aw, thanks.
Aw.
Hop on Omoggle, little bro.
How come my industry is like the...
Dude, it's so cringe, man. It's so cringe. There's like a network of clippers that
like determine the discourse and it's all it like the clip cabal dude you're
like oh check out this cool website that like clavicular did like dude I
don't want anyone to like joke about it
I don't even have anyone...
I feel like there was a time where I felt like I was streaming and doing what everyone
else was doing, and now that is not... that is not what that feels like anymore.
that's not even true that's not even true okay because these clips get posted zero
upvotes like 30 comments each comments like dude no one wants to see this like
that's it like no literally no one wants to see it
there's something else I had to do okay I fucking remember man
Let's make a medic so that's a spawn point
Where's the other spawn point
W speed though yeah
Do-do-do-do-W is the other spawn. So it was- it was like a ring? Oh, yeah.
They'd be paying Clippers to post with them and then farm engagements all of Sia. Dude, the rage bait economy, Sia.
It's actually crazy.
It's actually crazy dude
Imagine like all the
Pick it up. What the hell all the rage baiters getting together like in a like a like a sit council room sitting down like all right
all right
Who's going to run someone over with a car this week?
Dove clavicular I
Hear you procured a Lamborghini recently that will be good for the engagement
Darth Thomas, I understand.
You were arrested for beating someone.
Let's have you punch someone in the face on stream on Tuesday.
Oh
Well vicki alert just got charged for statutory by the way, dude, I do not care
for getting.
You know the fact that you guys know this shit, that means the scythe is working, by the way.
Like you think, you're like, oh ha ha ha, like oh man this guy's so stupid, right fellas?
You're still getting God, bro.
You're still getting God, man.
Holy shit.
Oh
It's actually crazy that it's crazy anyway. Don't talk to me about that shit. I don't like don't
Make sure you banana lakes for subbing I got a pee you watch tiktok I do and I'm gonna tell you what dude
I'm gonna tell you what
The war shoe. Yes, no Scatman's world remix
Done in its entirety that was served to me the other night.
I mean, I mean, War Shoe, the shopkeeper from Zelda CD, the CD-i game,
like literally YouTube poop remixed into doing the entire Scatman World song.
You know what I mean? That's the kind of shit I gotta take down.
And that's what I want.
That's what I want.
You're gonna be my game.
The guard.
Guard.
Assume AUX for responsibility.
Yes, Miload.
I'm ready to open the night.
The other party on line
With me, the rain before joy, oh yeah
To come down to tonight
You just go, not so far through the rain
Oh yeah, I'm feeling like
I'm feeling just as fine
Gotta start dancing tonight
I'm not sure what to do.
of
what up
for beard they're so sure
saw a paragraph about politics and chat
It's time to stop.
Well, let's start over again.
Listen.
Listen.
In scatland, fat man, brown man, black and white in scatman, does not matter.
All that matters is the color of your soul.
In scatland they speak scatish, and it sounds not unlike a leprechaun, but it is a language
Let the people of Earth speak.
You see the lore dock I sent you?
Yeah.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Welcome to Colorado.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
But watch your step.
They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy.
Oh no.
What's the plan, Stan?
Huh?
Guys, how come they both didn't turn around? Oh, that's why. All right, cool
My kettlebell dude.
Fuck.
Adios.
You're never gonna be able to do that one
This guy's gonna be like where's your where's your your standard issue with salt rifle, babe
I left it at home
Hey, maybe I'll got the key, I gotta go in.
God, I wish I had the silenced pistol so fucking bad, man.
It's not fair!
It's not fair, man!
Ah, beautiful Colorado.
Slurry Lagoon.
Oh, I forgot my screwdriver.
of
I'm
I got a blueprint. I think that's for the story.
in as a militia soldier. Dude, these guys don't know how to use computer, man.
Dude, I don't know how I'm going to get these guys.
Dude, this map is so fucked up, man.
Uh-oh.
Go!
Red Tyke Huey.
What?
Okay.
How did I help through that?
That's not cold.
Go check it out, dude.
It's right over there.
Chokes you out.
Now I'm the point man.
That's me.
I think these guys don't go far.
Dude, I mean, maybe we can get them over here.
Oh, no, no, bro.
What if we pulled the fire alarm?
Oh.
I need more things to throw.
Go bar.
Weird.
I'll be taking that.
I'm so fucking sorry, man.
I
Evil militia music intensifies
I need me wrench
Hmm... weird?
Oh, that's so weird.
Why is that wrench there again?
So weird.
Hey, big dog, can I get a teleport Alteba, then I'll have the one.
I'm sorry.
Whoa!
Wait, it sounded like it was coming from over there.
Oh, no.
Good.
Oh no!
I
Dare me to choke this guy out in the open
I'll get him on the way back
fuck! wait a minute, oh...
of
the
The loony is just charging at random people
You have any idea of who we're looking for could be anyone
I
Know
Affirmative moving on
They come in here
Yeah, that was you
Oh!
Hmm.
Oh! Okay.
Okay.
Oh my god, that's so fucking awesome!
I wonder if we could have grabbed him and then just like dumped him in the thing real
quick break poopy but whole rock of it six percent the campaign has resulted in
the syndicate going into hiding we're warming up warm up I'm sure your next
execution will be perfect.
Our quality for some reason.
Me and Burger on that stage?
Burger.
Hey, it's my bones.
Looking good, bones.
Broom, brim, brim, brim.
Stop rushing?
Alright, listen up, stop rushing guy. I unblocked her highlights after ready or not.
Don't make me regret my decision.
Her me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Mmm, we don't want to do showdown in Hawkes Bay, probably not Morocco, so.
Eliminate guard SMG.
There is a save.
Help me!
We gotta make a bomb.
Did we lose our silent assassin? Oh, we have another one.
This isn't a saw-ripe.
I need a Dubai map let's get a quick re-roll dude let's get a quick re-roll
Oh, where's the sick games any Dubai?
Welcome to Dubai.
Explosive kill frag grenade.
Excuse me.
Time Dubai, easy peasy.
We can get an assault rifle there.
We don't need this.
Ignore the non-required goals you can't focus on.
Oh yeah?
Do you doubt my fucking power?
Gee, I sure hope I start on the scaffolding.
Gee, willikers.
I always pick NY and save it for showdowns, it's my most consistent map.
I like New York.
I'm boss-legs-reservet.
G. Willikers, this is this going to be swell monkey island reference.
No one's ever played that.
Oh, he's right there.
Ah, what?
Ugh!
Ah!
I'm going to get member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Where'd he go?
You see him?
He'll get you.
Stop all over there, Lai.
Bring your engage.
We've got three minutes, man.
I'll make this any worse
I need help
Oh shit
Uh, check's map?
There's only two?
I
Becker bitch
This guy
Dude how many people we got a kill to clear this
I hear you oh god
I really ain't right. Yeah, come on. Come on. Come up here. Come up here
No
how unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck
we need a quick one to the drawing board we need a quick little goodbye real
quick and good so we get the uh sounds SMG
you know what I mean we also we can also probably use the silence to saw
arrival. In and out. In and out.
That was a bold attempt, 47. Unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding. Knowing
you, I am sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so
lucky next time.
I'm literally not even trying, by the way.
I'm literally not even dry.
You guys know that, right?
Just so we're aware of it.
laude.
Bye.
You boss
Gideon
I think the
campaign
Has
Listen,
This
body
Uh...
Do not pass a vibe.
This looks like your deadlock, KDA.
Hey, please pray at the Jesus panning for good luck.
Hold up.
Dear Gog, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
Give me the ammunition I require to slay my foes.
In Scatman's name. Amen.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Instead of amen, what would the Church of Scads say?
Scabity?
Welcome to the sector, Dubai.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
But this is not going to be easy.
previous actions have put them in high alert so you need to be tactical
is my shit extra zoomed in right now?
okay
alright I'm making an executive decision here do not count this for the
betters
alright and I don't care if it's fair
Wait, they have so much pistol!
I didn't know that.
That was my bad.
I was like distracted by the camera being so far and I don't know why.
I don't know if it is or if I'm just stupid.
Why'd that happen?
I was-
I was not paying attention.
Guys, stop counting.
So, good to day, man.
Thank you. Everything I say is a lie.
What's up, dude?
Can we start the Katie over guys now that I'm warmed up?
We guys think about that.
That sounds cool, right?
I'm an assassin suit only.
Uh, I don't know... God, where is the...
We only got two targets.
If you do S.A.S.O., I'm refunding.
Hmm...
You know, we might be able to do this in a different map, I guess.
Nah, it would have to be this one.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
We won't do SASF.
I don't know...
where the freaking propane tank is
do we boot up hit maps dot com guys what's SISO it's where you make a
a billion channel points by doubting don't tell him that literally don't tell
I don't think there's any shotguns on this map.
We gotta make a bomb.
Okay.
I can just ignore the shotgun directive, I think.
I don't feel like bringing it on.
And that's how you make a garage bomb.
S.A.S.O. bets are more sold than a 401k? No. No, they're not. No. No, they're not.
415 at Moon Moon.
Real funny, dude.
Do you know how many times you've completed an S.A.S.O.?
Freelance are twice. I think literally twice or one time
One of those
So, man, it's not easy dude
It's not freaking easy
And that's how you make crystal man
Where's the loo, excuse me, sorry
Oh, it's so arts in here.
Cube World did it first.
I'm going for it.
Okay that's not the guy I wanted to come over here.
Hmm cringe
Nothing
We should brought some poop boys indeed
There's just gotta be like a better way to get back there.
Let's peep around, dude.
This is a dead end.
So fucking stupid.
I'm just gonna go back to the hotel and see what's up.
Enjoy the experience.
Open store illegally?
What's up?
Okay, what the fuck?
Oh, I'm so f- I'm so f- I'm so f- I'm so f- I'm so f- I'm actually so f- I'm actually
I'm so fucking sorry.
I'm so sorry.
They can go up here?
Do-do.
Oh, hey.
I like how these guards have, like, American accents.
Hey, where you walking over here, Dubai, where I work, if you're tired of us.
Well, most places are, if you know where to look.
Oh no.
I don't know you.
I'm so sorry.
Are you?
I'm a loser.
I'm a loser.
I'm just a fucking loser. I gotta move so bad.
fucking loser. I gotta poop so bad.
Oh!
Hmm, don't snitch though, cause I will kill you.
Greetings everyone!
I
Did this wouldn't be you would it
Hmm.
Oh, that's a little acquired, baby.
And he all got the uh... key?
And he all got the key?
Key card!
Yippee!
event secured
oh this guy's an easy kill
bottom bottom bottom
Boodoo doo doo, boo doo doo doo.
What?
Oh shit they bombed the pie!
They found the fucking BILE!
They found the BILE!
Yeah, you like that?
Fucking bitch.
I need a propane tank.
I
Hmm
Hmm
Son of a bitch
You spread fear within the syndicate
That's an accident, we'll accident the next one.
You're gonna run out of guards to shotgun? I don't think there's any guards with shotguns
on this map, so we're not gonna do that one.
He's British!
He's British!
Oh, you bastard!
I'm from Du Bois!
The purpose here! He has to be! Find him!
Jesus Christ!
Hmm.
I
Is this door open
Command I have nothing to report from my current location
You... you're wrong, right?
We need help.
Hey!
You didn't hear me!
Sir!
Get him out of here!
Fuck.
Where did he go?
Where did he go?
Must have been the fucking wind.
Hey!
Oh cool guy!
Just another day in Dubai.
I've got a gun.
I've got a gun.
I've got a gun.
I don't have to kill you, but I will though.
I
What?
Wait, was that the first one?
I think so.
What?
Come on.
I think we can take the paradigm here.
I've got one last body on the bus.
What?
Wait, was that the first one?
I think so.
Hmm, gotta go?
Bro, I did not even know you could do this.
Wait, go up.
I don't want to bolt.
Wait, where does this even go?
Oh, hello?
Press X to go up.
No, X is the uh...
Wait, can we find the light, maybe?
Monka!
Where the fuck am I going with this?
I'm going down.
I need a key card.
What's up John?
I work here.
Get out of here!
This is my post now!
One last thing.
Brother what? Why is that locked?
What's up fellas, working hard, hardly working here.
You got to drink from me
You bring me a large
faster down
what the fuck
There he's okay.
Oh, I forgot the key card was right here.
That's not the key I need, though.
I need a key to open that door.
It just appears into the void.
Now no one will ever know what happened.
Can I go up from here?
Yeah.
Now literally no one will know.
Anyone know where the propane is?
What's up?
Yeah, hey bro.
What's up?
You get your locks, but the pistol you need is a pause buffer.
Really?
That's kinda cool.
If you're not lying, which you probably fucking are.
Hey, John, you know, we might have to open up HitMaps.com, dude.
No.
Really?
Our brains in the kitchen on this floor, I'm pretty sure.
The W chatter? W speed?
Hmm. I don't think there's a safe place to put this guy.
Hey, where'd the kitchen at?
I found him.
Release Winch.
Wait.
What is this Wincher?
There's not even doors here, man.
Context clues.
What are the context clues here?
Let's look at that end.
You're going to see me, Brad.
How do we do this?
I thought I heard something, checking it out, don't worry, special forces are here.
He presented.
Okay.
You can't come over there, right?
You mind going over it so I can get out.
Yep, understood.
Mm-hmm.
Oh my god, I don't have anything to knock them out.
Hmm, that's okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It's okay.
Hello.
So help me.
You don't find this awkward?
Nope.
Because I find it awkward.
I'm panicking.
I need some of the throwing at these guys.
C2, we got a casualty at my 20, proceeding with caution, out.
come, come
What a nice bedroom. You get to see the sky.
See what that winch does now. If I release the winch, the thing happens. I want
someone to tell me what the winch does.
It drops the platform outside, no way.
Above couch? You think it's this thing?
Doesn't it drop the ball above the couch?
Hmm. Oh, it is yellow. You're right.
It drops the platform, not the ball.
Nice try, chatter.
Nice freaking try.
Oh, I hope this works.
Wait, yeah.
Not good.
Not good.
It only kills one guy.
Bravo Zulu.
Bravo Zulu.
Bravo Zulu.
Bravo Zulu.
Yeah, can you imagine if it just killed the target?
That would have been cringe.
Well, according to the chatter, there is a propane tank in the kitchen on this level.
So let's go get him.
Give me my collector coin back, bitch.
What's up?
Oh
Hello Oh
interact keypad what the guys what's the code
It's 8008135.
Hmm
I doth not believe so
Three two five nine now that's a number I can believe
Why did that believer lie to me
Who's side are you truly on?
Robb's you?
The side of God.
Where's the fucking kitchen at, man?
Aha!
Let's see here...
Yolink?
Yolink?
Okay, I think that chatter was wrong.
I needed a propane to blow up the guy.
Nope, no propane.
All right, it's time.
There are two kitchens and one more downstairs.
Is this where the fuckers got two kitchens?
It seems a bit excessive now.
It's not a kitchen.
This is a corner.
Yeah, I don't think so.
you know what time it is?
hitmaps.com
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Dubai.
Search propane flask.
Hmm.
There's one on level 3 in the control room.
I'm on level 5.
You select Dubai Freelance or Hardcore.
Oh
Uh-oh
There's one level to right side of the security room
That chatter that chatter made a good call there because I was looking at the incorrect version of the man
Where was the staircase that goes down in this little side staircase?
and
go and down a little bit on
This is... no one found this guy's body, huh?
They hate that guy.
Go down one more floor.
No one found her either.
the gas lamps on the balcony comes accident kills. Yeah, so does your mom.
There's one right.
There's one right there's one right there's one right oh it's above me I think
maybe
Wait, but then I wouldn't be leveled, too.
What the fuck is it?
Hmm...
Freelance are alerted, maybe?
It's the same, though.
It should be... wait.
Maybe the sight meant the red one?
Maybe.
level zero is
uh let's go let's go peep it out i guess level zero
you see it is this it
And there's a propane tank in the stage crew area.
FW.
You mean where I am, you stupid bitch?
Oh!
Dude, it's hidden!
It was there.
Yeah, so maybe don't be a prick all I did was reas common
I love you you be a prick. I literally went there cuz I'm mainly with the fucking website
You guys didn't do shit, bro. You did
sidebound no you sidebound
I don't know you I don't know you
not like this bro
someone's all kidded out
hey guys I work here
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
What is up, big fellas?
Fuck you!
This will surely be a blow to the simulacus.
Get back to the safe house.
I'll be in touch.
Oh, no.
Oh my god, what's going on?
This one was done by a seven-year-old orangutan named Dora.
Wow.
I need an exit, Stato. I need Scato.
I forgot about the parachute.
Mere mere mere mere mere.
Bathroom.
I remember I remember me remember you
Remember me remember me remember you
well, Sayonara news
I want to see if I can see her in the cutscene, boy.
I wonder how many stories this building is supposed to be.
Nitro Freak dude.
Two.
Hmm, I think it's a little more than two, Phillip.
Pizzle Yanker, eight for seven.
Excellent work back there, 47.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, and you're ready to continue.
I'll be waiting.
Okay.
Let's do...
Oh, yeah.
I don't want to do a showdown on this map.
I don't like it.
It's too big.
E-uh.
E-e-e-e.
Oh-ah.
Oh-eh-eh-eh-eh.
Sound of Assassin's suit only.
Hmm.
Hmm.
and suit only hmm not on this one bring the smudgy
Burj Khalifa is 163 floors.
What's the point in making something so big?
The hubris.
Ask your mother.
hey why would she know
oh you're calling her fat
MAKE A DUBBUM.
WINCIT!
WINCIT!
WINCIT!
WINCIT!
WINCIT!
WINCIT!
WINCIT!
Uh, should we bring our sniper, dude?
I'm pretty sure the dudes on this map have shotguns, right?
Some of them?
Oh, they're new?
Got... goto.
El Gato.
What if we brought our sniper and our shotgun? Let's just bring our...
There's like a lot of climbing in this level. I don't even want to worry about it. I'm gonna be honest.
I'll tell you what, we're going to go gamble and if we win then we won't worry about these side objectives.
Big money no whammy? Big money no whammy?
Alright that was almost 2000, that covers both of those objectives.
Easy peasy.
Gamble, you will win.
Overage.
Underachiever's club, they've just done it.
of
train from birth to be a contract killer
on the scale
intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area
Well, we're gonna come down and do what you do best.
However, they're on high alert, so you have to be careful.
You know what to do.
Where the hell am I?
Get it, Helly?
Not really any...
Oh, I like this spawn.
I also like this map.
It's just so fuckin' hard on showdown.
I
Was weird
Hiya
I'm you now.
You gotta commend his throwing arm for sure.
Holy moly.
That should must have hurt it.
Hyde is an armored knight. What the hell?
Hey cannonballs!
You think these things explode?
Oh my Jesus!
How do I get that?
Yoy!
Wait, is that a shotgun?
That smells liable to give everyone a headache.
Sorry?
I smell it.
You do smell it, right?
Oh, yeah.
The embalming chemicals.
And I guess they are a big...
Come along, buddy.
Come along.
Now where can we kill these guys without getting busted?
Ooh, cool axe.
How come I can't pick it up?
Oh, we had to break the glass.
It didn't look like there was glass there.
But that could be because I'm stupid as hell.
Uh, one, uh, two, three!
And no one heard him.
I don't even know where my targets are.
Okay, they're all ground floor.
I suppose.
Are they smon-are they smonkin' we?
Gross.
Yeah, like real landscapes.
Ewie, weed!
Ew!
Are you dying?
One mistake and they've turned dust in your hands.
Hmm.
It's a joke.
How can we work without...
It's kinda nice to have a kill paper.
It's kinda sweet.
Weird. Weird. You should really go look at that. It's so weird. Oh, no. Christ!
Hmm.
Hey, amaze!
All right, let's line them up.
Perfect.
Less perfect.
Nice.
Nice, head to head, dude.
Hey, come on! Come on! Snap out of it!
What do you want?!
Oh
Be pretty hard to get
Well done, fortresser. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
What?
You've stretched fear.
You're stupid.
You're detonated in the proximity.
Move up.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh
Hmm.
Oh, it's Dorian.
Oh, I don't have my mace anymore, dude.
Nothing was sweet.
What's up fellas, I work here by the way.
Ayo, I'm working over here.
Hey!
How do we get this mesh?
I thought there was a way- Oh.
I'ma get ya with my cannonball.
Quick shot and crouch.
Dude, I've taken so many- so many shots like that and it's never worked out for
me.
My God
The honest I look stupid in this mask
Oh, see.
We're gonna pick these up now.
So, Matt.
Hello, sir.
Excuse me.
No, excuse me, bro.
Where do I shoot this to make it leak?
I
Need help someone please help me
To get memory eliminated
I'm gonna need you guys to open that door, bro.
How do I get up there?
I'm not a laser, I'm on break.
Dick.
Command, I have nothing to report for my current location, over.
How do we go past this bitch?
It's not a bad time to tell you guys that I composed this song.
Wait, who?
Who is that that just died on me?
From the gas leak? No way!
Oh yeah man. Really trying to go down one level.
I'm stabbed.
I'm not going to let you get away with it.
Well done.
This will surely be a blow to the scene.
Return to the saviors. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Oh
Come on, come in, you copy?
We're coming!
Give me a hand!
How do I get over there?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, we should check the shop.
Yo!
Why is there a guy in front of the shop?
You look like you're in need of some hardware.
If you got the cash, I got the products.
Thank you kindly.
No.
Ah, I need this so bad!
Oh, see you later.
Good bye, guys.
Goodbye, guys.
And I'm from the Fectics for 7.
That was really impressive.
Guys, don't fucking lie to me, bro.
That was spectacular.
They call him the melon man.
They call him melon impressive work 47.
He's a chiselle when you're ready for your next assignment.
Okay, let's try not to beat this one shall we?
Silent assassin.
Unburlin.
Paris, rather.
Ummm...
Do it?
Fine.
Fine. I freakin' will do it.
You're mad.
99.9% doubters, why?
Shotgun kill, illuminate guard shotgun, push it.
I've provided you with you intel.
Kassaka, uh, Kassaka?
Kassaka me.
Kassakami.
I'm an aviator.
Yeah, I played, uh, Nugentx, I liked it.
Me liked it.
Hey, she's fucking toy, my story's hell.
Well, time to get our glorious, silent crystal, fellas.
Any interest in Ben Boy through the house? No, no, no.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
He's gonna be exactly like this.
Drive up to Pussy4, the pussypocalypse?
Nah.
I'm gonna—
Welcome to Paris!
Ice!
This is the last stand.
We now know the leader's location.
However.
You will need to do some recon to make sure you get the right target.
However.
They're on high alert, so you need to be careful, as to why they are here.
Well.
We know this.
They're here to attend a business—
Where's the musing?
Easy.
Ball.
Ball.
Ball.
He's gonna turn around. Oh, hell. I'm on camera now.
Hmm
I almost did something really dumb, guys.
I mean, we can sneak into this little garden, I think.
Oh
Don't know
Welcome sir, thank you show. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you ty ty stands for thank you
Well, mother, I have my condition and it is hot in here to spend a lot of air circulation.
Did you say hot in her?
Damn Daniel!
Damn Daniel!
You guys remember that meme?
Damn Daniel.
Wait he's reading. She's reading.
My suspect has never read a book in its life.
Oh
You should get back to the safe house I'll contact you
Oh sure make
I was just dragging my the fucking dialogue man.
We still got our guns though, it's very important.
Very important.
Mm-mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
How unfortunate.
I want to hear more about Michael's sweat and his mom's Yale club growing club.
Now that we got some sounds guns we don't have to do the uh, shoot everyone, boss.
That was a bold attempt, 47.
Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind
to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like those maps.
Mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew, mew.
I like these maps.
Unsilenced pistol kill.
How the fuck are we gonna do that?
Wait.
So I'm just supposed to kill, push kill, kill only targets.
Let's rock.
I got one of those.
If it's like, if it's push killed, does that mean one of the targets has to be pushable
or what?
How's that work?
Or actually, if you like, if you push them off of an edge after you knock them out, does
that count too?
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Dude, I think we got this.
I mean, I've never, I've never done SASO on this map successfully, especially on
the roguelike mode, especially on the, with the mod that randomizes it, and then
like makes it even harder, but.
I think it'll be easy.
The game is 99% oh my god.
Hmm.
Starting to feel like a lot of you guys aren't confident in my ability.
Heh. Hmm.
Safe journey 47.
Silent Assassin Auto No Boat. You didn't even vote!
You didn't even vote! You probably live in a country that can't use it, dude.
Bitch.
Welcome to Sapienza. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area
But what's your step? They're on high alert. This might going to be easy
Godspeed 47
Okay
Yeah, we all the way up here
Kind of close one of them's in a building
So...
Oh.
No way, dude.
That's weird.
No way, dude.
That's weird.
I'm pretty sure the camera's already here.
of
the
I'm in.
Okay, how are we gonna have this bitch?
Yeah, we're getting off this bitch.
I'm trespassing. That's illegal.
Do-do-do-do-do.
Hey, go in the back though.
Holy fuck!
This guy is aware.
Well, I want to read it.
Ain't no fucking way you didn't hear that, bitch.
Dude, I'm trying so hard for the one guy I just had to believe right now, actually.
Oh, it's moving.
It's been a while.
Oh, Grandma.
Hi, is that you?
Good, G-Maw.
Is that a kettlebell?
Indeed it is, Chator.
Indeederino.
I believe in you.
This is for you, dog.
The summation of all of my powers combined.
Hmm.
Who's fucking key did I get?
Oh yeah, that's my apartment. Yeah, I fucking knew that dude. Shut up, bitch.
How do we get back there?
I want to try some.
boom much better I think he's getting tired
yeah that's should I control yeah dude
leave leave the shop hey another guy
Leave. Now.
The hell are you guys doing here? I'm not even trespassing right now.
Oh
Oh
You go
now
we gotta study our targets
dude what the hell do how do we get this guy what the fuck
He's a window shopper, dude.
The last lady's out there dude. I actually don't know how I'm going to get that lady.
What the f do we-
Oh.
Oh. We got away on another cycle, but...
We're going to get a massage in a Turkish bathhouse?
What's the difference between a regular bathhouse and a Turkish bathhouse?
Can anyone explain please?
this Turkish. Hmm, okay.
I wonder if we can accident him from up here? I don't think so.
He's gonna take a little bit we got three things we could throw
The old piano drop we got four things we could throw
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Explode car when he smokes.
How do you do that?
We've seen the animation of Scamman falling downstairs.
Hmm, seems a bit slanderous.
You know...
I wonder if we can knock this guy out after we lure him into our apartment
and then bring him all the way up here and then shove him off this small ledge to kill him?
Wanna just kill him in her apartment?
Yeah, we could just not go for that actually, that seems like the wiser decision.
No way.
Hey.
Come on, you can't break.
Keep it steppin', Baldo.
What?
Hey!
Is it going to snitch right now?
What a minute!
For what?
Hey!
Is he going to snitch right now?
This guy's a little posy.
Aww.
Pussy!
Wait, what the fuck are you doing in here?
I don't like that.
Hmm.
Why is there all of a sudden a million fucking people in here, dude?
The way to the fucking psycho old man.
Um, do I have to hide her because I knocked her out according to sound assassin rules?
How's that work?
No.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hey, catch.
How are you, sir?
What's up, what's up?
We're just gonna wait.
Patience.
Susan?
I gotta get literally bring him over here?
Drop his ass.
You think you'd see that?
I think you'd see that.
Maybe if I shove them off right here, they also die, by the way.
in touch well now we know that guy hangs on the apartment like still a
the fucking balcony there, don't let it...
See ya!
That's bullshit, man!
Can you observe your surroundings for once?
Dude, you're actually pissed that I did not notice where's Waldo, like that's what it is.
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
I
Fucking of course he's out there when I do that as well
Of course, you don't have to ask you failed your campaign 47 the syndicates got away
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks. Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
Ain't no freaking way, dude.
Japan.
E-E-E-A-W-W-W-E-E-A-I-N-Y-A-SAFE.
There's one in Japan.
That's not only a sniper. Perfect shooter.
Safe
Where we got oh, we came back
So bullshit.
Yeah, we did so well.
We did so well.
And then stupid Johnny Pishans comes out to his fucking balcony and says, Hey, what's
going on?
Welcome to Hokkaido.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Why he teleported the chair?
Okay
That's one.
That's one.
That's one.
Pulls that rail gun?
Wait a second.
second which one he was the guard
I live here now oh hey
How come that guy is watching these guys, babe?
Is it not a free country?
It's Japan.
What's the penalty for killing these guys?
Where the fuck is the game roll?
That was stupid.
La-dee-da! La-dee-da!
Wait, he's back here? That's not fair.
Bitch.
Was he putting something away?
Put something up ass.
Mmm, yeah, I can see that.
Do you fucking mind?
Yep.
Wait, I'm allowed to be here.
What's this guy doing?
We hacked these with our phone.
No.
no...
Sub-Logamate
You creep?
I
Ain't nobody checking that shit out bro
I work here
Take point
I
Did stop recording me without my consent
I don't want to die
I need help on a whole situation over here!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Look out of my sight!
This evens a goal? Also, I can't do my mouse button while doing this.
It's too ingrained in my...
My shit.
I gotta use control.
I'm so fucking dead, bro.
What else would I be aiming for?
I'm done, we'll play more tomorrow.
Alright, good warm-up, Sash.
Good warm-up.
It's unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.