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gentlemen rgb-35 subs and italics and so much more than that's 2000 spy quote from tf2
Everybody goes, gentlemen, gentlemen.
The force band is a little, gentlemen.
I am Les Paul.
We're gonna bet on the Kentucky Derby.
Your mom.
I got pink discord.
I
Oh clown NC and polar bear in Arlington, Texas. Thanks for something I say
Man the moon moon show really does bring the laughs right away. Yep
Have you heard this one?
DOCTOR!
The hippie and the alleo-romio- sorry, Romelio, the hippie, the hymnophen, the benni-banzel,
Little frog a depot and nor fleet thinks for some
Hey moon webcam for all time sake I just subbed
But we've been doing what this is this is new time sake
Big Rick James X for seven
this is new gen gurgle of ashes
good evening everyone
good evening good evening
good evening, no seros huh?
ooh fuckin triple a ps5 exclusive slot dude that's my favorite kind of slot
oh my, oh my god, ooh
ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
No one played that. No one played that, dude. You got guyed.
Dude, me when I'm at the game stop? Hey bro, what you buying? Oh, Soros, man. I've been waiting for this ship for two years, ever since it was announced.
said nobody ever
said no
literally said nobody ever the history of humanity because no one knew that that
game was coming up
why
thanks people go to GameStop too
you guys don't go to GameStop anymore
It's sold seven million copies already. Yeah, dude. Legal legends are the most popular game in the world still
source
Trust me
There's a lot of people in China that play it
The people who play go to the to another school
They go to another school in like the same like county though, but like a different school
So you probably won't see them
By my nail and import
I didn't get you anything for your birthday how about a high five you hear that
Was that sweet?
Stop biting your nails as dirty about more than your butthole.
Yeah, but it doesn't taste like butthole.
Or would I presume it tastes like butthole?
enjoy pinworms. I could stand to lose a couple of pounds.
Booty Meat and Super Thor, thanks for subbing the Rabble Land and Jow Jow, thanks for sub-
the doubters still- the believers still haven't recovered after the last night's silent
assassin throw. Dude. I'm killing that guy every time I go to Italy, by the way.
I'm literally going to break into his apartment and fucking kill him for no reason, every time.
Rent-free?
Yeah, he about to live rent-free because I'm about to kill his ass.
Dude, I took such a big ship before stream.
I'm still ruminating about it.
I feel empty now.
Okay, thanks for the bits.
Ranger lakes for seven hello mega books six for seven they take a picture now
there's beauty in certain things that not even a camera can capture
I've never taken a picture of my shit.
I did take a picture one time of what I ejected from my nostrils after I had like a science
infection.
Imagine like a really fat slug.
But it was like viscous.
It wasn't bloody at all.
Um...
Yeah, like a face placenta.
That's a good...
That's a good reference.
Yeah.
Starex 6 for 7. It was so, it was so, so substantial I had to pull it out of my nose
by gripping it with a one hand. I felt, I felt my face and my nose like get
considerably smaller as it exited my body did it feel good I've never felt
anything like that before and since
in order to pull me out!
You put Mentos in a Coke and then put your mouth over it and you can feel that again.
I'll put it... I'll put my ass over it, I think.
One guy.
One Coke.
Your wife sends you pictures of shits
That's nice man, I'm glad you guys are doing it
Why don't photo like so
I need 20 million units of IV penicillin to get rid of those nasty tri-
tri- tripo- troponomas.
Traponomas.
What the fuck?
What are I with Liu Baer, Sao Sao?
I think Sao Sao.
It's more based than hearing your warlord recite poetry that he wrote before riding
off into battle. I've gotten a penis enlargement recently, now I can't get it up anymore. It's
What's up, Penelweights?
Breezing Randex for 7?
How did that happen?
Fuck you, Moonhate, from Poland.
Yeah, Finland's better anyway.
The bondage was a bit
England
Free literally
Girl, uh-uh. What shouldn't I grieve fuck Poland?
I'm telling you I'm telling your leader. He did you said that I'm gonna snitch on you
Manny Sarazin, hi-hah-roooo-roooo-roo, any sound?
He was a...
Thoughts on Forson?
Hmm.
Like most days, I wasn't thinking about him at all until you...
A random twitch chatter.
Reminded me that he existed.
Right before bed, probably, you popped in.
It's probably like two or three in whatever country you live in, in Europe.
I think I'll remind Moon Moon about Force and before that I gotta pop in real quick and type those six letters and the form the word
Many basics for seven he's evading taxes and Cyprus
That's cool.
I mean, don't you have to like pay taxes to the like, the cool social security nets and
like all of the cool social services that the government pays for can continue to be
funded?
You didn't know me?
Like that like he probably would have like partook him like as you grew up.
You look buff today, thanks, the beef.
They're cutting them anyway, so who gives an a-
Dude, I don't know or care about Sweden, okay?
My knowledge of Sweden is like 15 years old.
I just assumed it didn't change.
I fucking care.
Your taxes go to weapons for Israel? Not true. I made a specific note to the IRS to
tell them to give it to like, hungry children. And buses. I made a note at the bottom of
my tax paper. I said please make sure that these go to those things. So, owned, chatter.
You got fucking owned. You got fucking owned. You got fucking owned. I bet you
You never thought of doing that, you stupid bitch!
You know, honestly I heard the people who don't leave a note as to how they want their
tax money allocated, typically all of their money goes to bombs and Epstein Island, so.
And a fucking weird chatter if I'm being honest, okay, let me ask you a result.
You got fucking owed!
You just don't pay taxes?
Faced.
What are they gonna do? Throw you in jail?
Oh, they do that? Oh.
Shit.
Well, you ain't gonna pay rent in prison. That's cool
No rent
You pay rent what
How what happens if you can't pay the rent in jail
You pay it with labor yeah, but like
is remember is remember dead or prisons back in the day dude in Europe I could be
wrong but I remember that being like one of the reasons why like Americans
revolted or like maybe it was like cited at one point by yield founding fathers
Like something completely abhorrent
But read to Denzai, I think for sure
Debt slavery
Dude all you guys gotta do, okay
Go on. I was going to teach you guys how to do credit fraud. I don't think I know how to do it.
Here we go.
Teach me a wise one.
We've got to get a new identity, dude.
This means new fingerprints.
Forge birth certificate, new teeth, if you use the, if you use O-Moggle, you're gonna
need a new face because you would have already been kind of like inserted into the IDF face
recognition software or whatever so you're gonna have to have facial reconstruction
surgery if you want to successfully get a new identity
Pionics for God so the size of the virus of your face on the internet
Moon Moon yep not wrong
he's the second is he get will get mod hard I mean yeah
KSG'd thanks for subbing in for the bits earlier. Thank you.
Airmanus and Peahunt and Quiet during the little piggies were subbing throughout the
share of the exhibit. Scale in RPG update please.
Uh, okay, you gotta call it, it's real name. Yeah, Scabman's World is what's gonna be
called. Although that is the name of a song so it might not be able to do that.
But if we're not selling it then we should be able to do it.
Where's not thanks for something
There have been way too deep into a bit to pull out
It's not a bit, dude
It's not a bit. It's something I believe in
I believe in it.
Devault the game on stream then.
Oh man.
I want to write the, write all the dialogue in like a dark room with a glass of scotch.
Scotch scotch scotch.
I love scotch.
Keep getting where you're welcome.
Scotch scotch scotch.
That's the color of your soul.
Have you seen Dennis Disco yet? Now I've been playing a...
What's that one Japanese game about
the ensemble cast who
gets sucked into a cosmic ritual
in that village that's not supposed to exist in Japan?
is on time
that's lost
doing echo maybe
it was like a ps2 game
ZKan say thanks for 7th
Hiroshima.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Nope. That's not the one.
Go a single stream without mentioning Japan.
I was thinking of Sira, yep, that's the name of the game.
That is what I was talking about.
I was talking about the Christopher Walken FMV game.
I was talking about the one where, isn't it Frankenstein?
The one that takes place in the tower or whatever?
Or am I thinking of a different one?
I think I'm thinking of Tim Curry.
Tim Curry. Tim Curry.
Maybe. It might have been Tim Curry.
Siren on the VS2? Yeah.
I was thinking of the Tim Curry one. I did not know about...
Wait. Is the Christopher Walkie one the one that takes place in like the weird cyber...
It's not even like Cyberpunk Future or whatever, but like people are getting like
fucked up by playing a game or some shit? Is that the one?
Ripper. Yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one. Do your best, Christopher. Walk
impression I don't know what I'm doing here I'm walking over because his name is
I am a triple H. I'm gonna talk for 10 minutes about stuff you don't care about.
working out. We got a mission. We're going to Dubai.
Again.
Yeah, I'm thinking we're going to Dubai
Welcome to the sector to buy the syndicate is currently operating in the area find them and eliminate
But watch your step. They're on high alert
Be careful 47 and most of all
Oh
I'm like, uh, I'm like, magnetically attracted to that book.
I am the Gamer!
You got to play that Bond game when it comes out.
Yeah.
Lookin' like a pro, sir.
Chokes you out to death.
And then no one ever questioned why there was a bag of clothes on the floor.
The end.
waiters will be yeah well waiters that's fucking cool man
what this doesn't go up oh no
so
I hate cameras.
Oh yeah, I'm going to need you to get a schmoo bomb.
I'm gonna die.
He he he.
Gross metal belter wall
Hey, what's up Karen?
I think she bought it
What the fuck do I get up there again?
Pardon?
I
Any out so man so
Like
Yoy
Don't see what that was go go
Dude, what was that noise? Oh so freakin weird
That was so weird.
They don't know who's me.
of
the
death
of
How do we get up here again- oh, wait.
Oh, no.
Sorry, drop my gun.
I am so tired.
I'm so tired.
Burn him. Burn him.
Ah shit, it's full.
I just need to talk to you, sir.
Yeah, man.
Hey! You didn't hear me?
Sir! Mr.
I
Come on
I'm going to get him.
Get a piece of the moon.
Oh my god.
I'm doing it.
Right there.
Oh.
Wait, did she have the key?
How about Blashway?
Why can't I open this?
Move to a better position.
You gotta find us.
It's okay, we ain't got no money.
Help! Someone please help me!
I count a...dup.
Oh shit. Oh shit. I'm sorry.
Whoa.
That killed someone? Oh no.
Oh
Reloading
Where's the shit two bullets at once? That kind of pisses me off.
Oh shit.
Oh shit. I'm sorry. Sorry for what?
Those guys are down there.
My baseball.
What's up, dude?
Why is there a car battery in here?
How do we get down there?
Oh, fragmentation or what?
I'm in.
Let's go further up.
Whee!
Am I dumb?
I'm not gonna jump, dude.
What the...
Who just said that?
My baseball!
I gotta knock someone out real quick.
Oh, nice catch.
Another successful mission.
Successful mission when nothing went wrong
Who's this guy? Oh, he's like a little concierge
Hmm
Well done for today this will surely be a blow to the similes
I got to reset my timer.
I couldn't jump down.
Oh no.
Hehehehe!
It wouldn't let me jump down, dude.
Uh, sure.
I'm you now.
Oh, thank you.
Excuse me.
Ah!
They sure are finding a lot of bodies, I don't know.
How the hell am I supposed to kill those guys out in the open?
Beautiful weather for a tower-crispner.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Hello sir.
Hey, guys. Just stepping out for a smoke.
Wait. I want the loot.
Give me the loot!
Well...
I guess it's time to ski, daddo.
Goops and Benji, thanks for so-
Let's call him the melonbot!
Lezor is one of you two like that?
No, you just noticed the one we're getting shot because you're an Mbess.
He's very commendable.
Mmm!
Uh, do we need the frag?
there is a granada or a safe
sure
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
we like, we like the re-usable crowbar
This will be easy-peasy, guys.
That no-day medics for 7?
Who cut jeans for 7?
Why does no one believe when a sound assassin isn't so much harder?
Dude, they just don't believe in me
They're actually hating actively
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert. So you need to be careful
I'm in space
I'm surprised I'm not trespassing, either.
Da-dum, da-dum.
Bic and spicuous, eh?
This is your favorite map?
What?
That guy's in the movie building.
Oh boy, can't wait to win this mission.
Is the train mission still in Freelancer? I didn't enable it.
That one kind of sucks. It was cool though.
Excuse me.
Oh, I know how we got in here.
Stands across the street menacingly.
I don't know why I got this guy. Tom C either makes himself.
These guys can't see what I do stuff with.
They're not like real people.
Like the ones without outlines.
I
Actually do not know how I'm gonna get this guy
This guy's following me
I don't know who that is.
Okay.
Hitman experts in chat.
How would you get this guy?
Excuse me, do you know who Gregory Arthur is like?
The famous American actor?
Have you seen him around the city?
No?
Please tell him to come see me if you do.
He's got a photo shoot inside the tower,
and Mr. Rungin does not like to wait around.
Got it.
Hey, stop that.
I moved.
Mr. Arthur?
Mr. Gregory Arthur, you're needed for a photo shoot
inside the Rungin Tower.
Has anyone seen Mr. Gregory Arthur, please?
Oil leak and the detonate was silenced pistol.
I'm not sure he's walking there one, but maybe.
Propane tank from afar?
Do you think so?
So let's go get this guy first
You don't have poop poison I don't think I can get away with stabbing them with it
the
Oh no
It turns out it's nothing, you don't need to get all worked up, you don't see it.
Oh god.
Mommy!
I don't know where I can dump this guy at, it might, we might be fine though.
Whoa
No, I definitely what getting really pissed about we'll see
I don't think anyone comes back here, but it would be a release shitty if we lost because
someone did.
I mean, I assume no one comes back here.
This guy seems like so obviously like an NPC for you to like get a disguise from.
Let's freaking huff it.
We go! I'm trying to avoid cameras. I don't know where the...
terminal is.
My brick!
This way two movies, uh, oh nice, I love movies.
I'm guessing this is where the cameras... oh, yeah.
Hey, come on over, bro.
check it out this fucking day
How long baseball?
How long she brush her teeth today?
So Uno Momento.
Where's the guy that wandered up here?
There he is.
of
the
Money! I can get a SOTY Bob now.
Yippee! I'm gonna get a Mountain Dew Cream Soda Flavor.
I'm freaking in right now.
Where's this guy?
How do I get in here?
I don't know if this door is locked or not.
Looking good.
Thanks, bro.
Thank you.
Thank you, bro.
I mean, how long can it take to smudge out a few blows and brits?
I'm creating art here.
70% of the work is binding the right colors. Color mixing is an entire art form on its own. It takes time.
Yeah, well, get a move on. Mr. Rungan wants you to go and get him as soon as you're done mixing your fancy colors there. You got it?
Fine.
If I don't finish it, Rungan will kill me. If I do, the artistic community will be dead to me.
What do you think this was?
Well done, Fortress. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Well, I'm rich.
How do we get that guy?
Yeah, the target can see stuff, because they're going to die no matter what, presumably, right.
So, let's look around for a probane thing I guess.
Oh, I don't fucking know.
Any knowers?
There's got to be somewhere on here.
Let me check hitmaps.com.
Hitmaps.com.
Hitmaps, Hitmaps, Hitmaps.
Just hang on the top floor of this building.
Do you know why they haven't shot it yet?
That sounds made of no offense.
He doesn't want to do the pain with Rungan.
He still wants to do the kiss.
Are they going to die?
He's a creep.
And Karishma isn't happy.
I don't want to die.
So does.
Two in the alley closest to the mansion you're in.
What does it...
There's one in the junkyard.
It really whips the llama's ass, dude.
Hey, you piece of s***!
Ah, you piece of s***!
of
mama
Wait, why is he all the way over there?
He moved.
Keep your eyes peeled for a propane tank, okay?
Smile.
Wait.
Wait, he didn't move? That's the same place.
Whoops.
Alright, I received several reports of where a propane tank might be.
Uh, someone said there was one in the junkyard.
Oops.
Didn't we just like have him follow us though a little bit?
Where we take them though?
We gotta like make a space for them.
Walmart Tire Isle.
No, I don't think so.
I didn't know he could get over there from there.
between the two barrels you passed.
Brother what?
You talking about those things right there?
I can't pick those up.
I need like a smaller hand-held one.
Maybe this one?
Nah, that's a shovel, bruh.
someone added me a paragraph about spoon feeding me or whatever
hahahahahaha
sorry, that was really funny
ah, fire!
fire!
hahahahahaha
five words equals paragraph
dude, mad, mad as fuck
actually taunted, pep w
I don't like this is the junkyard
Moon window come back ha ha ha ha no is he all right. I'm a vault. Okay, I
Could explain myself in a calm and rational way and be like, oh, you know, it's you know, it's me asking chat for help, right?
Like what's wrong with that?
Like literally finding a needle in a haystack, right?
But then you guys type, excuse's low.
So like literally what's the point?
The only winning move is to make fun of you for typing the paragraph to begin with.
Do you understand?
That's it.
Then you put in the effort to type four lines of twitch chat about me asking my chat for
help finding the needle in the haystack and then it pissed you off that bad.
So the only way to move is to be like, I'm not reading all of that, you are an idiot.
summarize, you're not worth the effort. You never work.
Nice verbal paragraph. Thanks. I put it into words because I know that you are
illiterate and cannot read. Surely there's a propane tank back here, right?
Most of your watches are American so probably not wrong.
All right, if you're a littered in here, can you please type me in chat?
Me, me, me, me! Me, me, me, me! Me, me, me, me, me, me!
You're from Turkey? Me too. Me too.
Wait, I think this is trespassing up there. Right up there too.
Hi.
What?
Hey!
My friend!
Hello.
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
Oh, we're in the losing position right now.
Heh heh heh heh.
Oh yeah.
I think so.
Wait, the Tethersons at the top of the building was lying, dude.
I
Got saved my guns
I was gonna take the bodyguards costume in here after he like turned off then I was gonna like choke him out
Otherwise, now look at the mirror.
What now? We know where the probing tank is, dude!
Why didn't you?
I've lost so many times to, like,
trying to choke someone out in the bathroom,
but I was scared. I just wanted to get up, sneak up there and get it.
of
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Take a nap.
No one's firing a weapon!
Move in!
I hear you.
Close it.
Fuck that!
Now!
Leave him!
I'm gonna get down on a gun!
I don't want to see you!
Get down!
Fuck!
I
The kidnapping of Milius Damal happened shortly after an explosion towards your native state of the art R&D lab in Johannesburg, causing billions of damage.
Come on, come on!
You can probably deny it's been a lot of casualty, but this shoe-moss-office search has predicted it.
Why am I involved?
I gotta get out of here with me guns.
I
Look there he is
Yeah, I follow
You chill guys chill.
Hmm, here's mine.
There's mine.
AHHHHHHH!
Beauty of the Perfect Day!
Oh, Fortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
I think I might take a little vacation to Dubai.
It was unscheduled before but now.
Dude, we're learning. Now we know there's a poor bane taking the top of that building, dude.
And now we know it's not worth it to go up there unless we have a fucking disguise.
That was a bold attempt, 47.
Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
time yeah dude yeah because the 18 stack for paintings outside are good enough so
like once again this is like it this is another situation where I could explain
myself and what was happening on screen that chatter but it's actually not work
My breath you know what I mean
Dubai
Okay
I gotta get guns, which means I have to kill people. I mean, I don't have to kill them, but...
Oh, I got me a SMG still. Wait, how?
What?
Was there a safe?
No.
Cause I had one safe?
I don't think you can have more than one.
And so pregnant hitman mod.
I got that.
It's not the Sino-SSMG?
Oh yeah, you're right.
This is the one.
Good-looking Chantore.
They nerfed the sleeping guard. He doesn't have the silence one anymore.
Which sleeping one?
Sleeping guard in that room. Oh that room. Yeah, I'm emboo
I'm bringing my shotgun is that cool fellas
Guards is our guard listening. Report. Report. Yeah, there's a guard. Play something. Anything.
Yes, me lord.
Kokoro wa haremu yo
Kukutsu no hitomi ga
Kimawari no tane no yo
Katanari, katanari, katanari
Kanamari
Issharin
Irukaban
Tekkain
Itsuden
But it's an important dream
Until the end, I'll always be there
I want to be your light
I can't wait
I want to be your light
the
What up
Yeah, get my shotgun again.
Get John Wick mod.
Yeah, but John Wick like does mass shootings. We're hit man.
It's a stealthy dude.
So do you. Yeah, sure man, sure.
Sure, bro.
If you do any of the unique takedowns in the 130 hours you've streamed this game.
Yep, let's make it to 200 without doing that.
A yellow juice box in the carnivorous and lit joulders, though.
But he's pooped out, that's what I'm talking about.
Hey, what do I do?
Hehehe.
Oh, my target!
There's a way to do this, and I do not remember.
Okay, this is a myth.
Hmm, I think I should shoot these guys.
Uh, maybe.
Shotty?
No, we did the shotgun last.
You read me.
Hey, found someone.
Unconscious.
I'm naked.
No, no, no!
Hey, I need some help over here.
There is trouble.
Oh, it sounded really bad. Somebody's hurt.
Somebody's out!
Someone's out!
Dun dun dun dun dun dun!
Where did they get?
Today was a good day.
I did not even have to use... my AK.
Hi.
of
the
of
Grinsevillie?
Hello, I know you're here somewhere you heard that
Come over here
Sweet.
I
I know God you're hurt. Okay. This is a bad situation
Where's my a cat
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Hehehehe...
Woohoohoohoohoo...
What?
Found it.
This guy is looking over the edge.
looking over the edge.
We gotta get the... Collag Hill.
But I know where the propane tank is!
I know where it is!
What up, guys? What up?
I'm in.
Roy above.
we'll propane that guy.
Found it!
What's up, guys?
How are you, sir?
I'm good, man.
I work here.
Hey.
Who are you?
Do I know you?
Looking good today, sir.
Thanks.
They actually don't give a fuck, huh?
I don't know.
Oh, they actually don't give a fuck, uh, I mean, they're lady-gares.
Is he awake?
I'm sorry, but, yeah.
This will surely get blurred with a syndicate.
Oh my God!
I don't like this died playing with her favorite profanity just want to be ready for
Keep your eyes peeled!
Classic of death.
Is this playing Solitaire?
What a boring computer game, actually.
Holy moly.
I would catch me on pinball, dude, catch me on pinball.
Hmm
You've spread fear in this market.
Hey, it's me.
I thought about what you said.
Yeah, I changed my mind.
It was an insane idea to start with.
Exploding Gulf War.
I don't want blood on my hands.
I have never taken things to such an extreme before.
Yes!
I promise I'll start at...
Ending Angle Management.
Yoink?
I wonder where we can get him from across.
I did not sign up for this you told me man relax
I hope they stocked up on body bags.
A lot of corpses in here, what happened?
You! Yeah, you! Wait a minute!
Hmm...
Mayhaps.
No number, Mike. If there's a...
Stop saying mayhaps, perchance?
of
Sleep!
Oh
Me
they call him the nutcracker
we're going back to what's what's what's too much oh so impressive work
47 let me know when you're ready for your next assignment is a too large
chili cheese fries from Sonic for dinner thoughts when I get something else
on top of that. Why two of the same? It's so bo-bo-ring, dude. Alright, I want to do
Whittle's and Crete for... Lay Epic Showdown.
Hmm.
permission to get a Domino's Pan Pizza.
Hmm.
What's the occasion Fatso.
This is game better than Hitman 2.
I didn't play much a man too much space three
Oh, but I don't have my silenced pistol, do you?
Aw, sheet.
Uh, we're just gonna, we're not gonna worry about the kill objectives.
Have I killed Slim Shady yet? No.
Quick prayer, sir.
Dear Gog, who art in heaven, allowed be thy name.
Give me the bullets to end my enemies.
Give me the foresight to hide target bodies, 1,000 mercies, amen.
Amen.
All right, I'm gonna need some pro hitman's players and chances on me where the propane
takes are on this map.
have a good trip 47 you got it hey you got it it's don't matter none of this
matters
welcome to Santa Fortuna Columbia fuck is this map is currently operating in
I thought it was Argentina.
At the Drug Lord's Mansion in the outside kitchen.
Thank you, sir.
That chatter is trustworthy.
This is a, this is a, I needed a crowbar map, I think.
But I think there is a crowbar in here.
Right here.
Campus.
There's a crowbar somewhere in here.
Walks into your fucking house.
I don't know what to make out of here, but I don't care.
So non-professional.
Oh.
Well, it's just a briefcase.
I hear a courier.
Oh, there it is.
It's one time useful, that's all we need.
Oh, I still can't believe it.
Oh, meeting sea power in a local bar in a tiny village like this.
I mean, you don't need a courier.
Oh, I still can't believe it.
Oh, meeting he-power in a local bar, in a tiny village like this.
I mean, he's really the king.
Outdoor kitchen at Drug Lord's Mansion.
Uh, this guy probably uses up a... kill on.
I guess.
Oh, I guess.
I don't think I actually need the
I
Guys look at my months it's six seven
The bar near goes the mansion. Oh, yeah, the downstairs
I'm in but I'm in but we gotta get a key though
Shop he's going to kill
You got a key around here I can borrow dude
What's up?
Whatcha guys watching?
Oh he cookin' dude?
Why?
Cause I'm taking from the tip jar?
I can't fix anything. I can't fix anything. I can't fix anything.
Ah, jeez. I can't fix anything.
There ain't no way you heard that.
There's no noise from the sun. That's what you should go see.
Oh.
What?
You know what I'm supposed to be right now?
Your Caldera don't manage it.
Just knock on the front gate.
There's no way of it.
Walking and tattooing the world's most notorious aren't elbows. I can see how that's not easy
Troll face
You have to get the hell out of here. I'm stuck in something
Nice
Why it's a manly house. Yes, I never really noticed that before
Turn on hold up
Yeah
I wrote someone else
Man
I got a pee pee
Why would you care that's on
What's up
This here
Hmm.
How am I compromise?
What the hell? Are you okay?
Just away from you, creep.
Dude, sorry.
Stands over here inconspicuously?
You did not give a fuck.
I work here, I work here, I work here, I work here.
Emerges
Where's the entrance?
I'm in I gotta get to the mansion right here wait
Is that the mansion?
Me thinks so!
Oh, yes!
Oh yeah! You can't be!
Sorry.
Here.
My bird is a corpse.
It'll crack a skull.
I'm you now.
And you are dead.
Ooh, that's a truck, huh?
I'm in.
I got a grenade, what the hell?
Yeah, what can I do?
Oh, it's a flash grenade.
We gotta go over there.
Hmm.
Looking good, man.
Thank you.
Hmm
Looking good man. Thank you
XD
Wait, where the hell am I?
No, it's the fucking construction site.
This guy's an idiot.
Oops.
I'm gonna go here.
Oops.
Tom Fulery.
Firm.
Fing.
Hehehehe.
Oh, were you talking to me bro? I'm sorry man.
I only speak English.
Trespasses? Yeah.
We gotta go?
Oh shit, what kind of guns you got hey come over here buddy
head mans
Outdoor kitchen.
Aw, that's...
Dude, they hit these motherfuckers! That's so fucked up! That's actually so fucked up.
What about his penis?
I mean, I keep seeing them skating around in that slippery pit-block of a punch.
But just any plants, huh?
Some rare plant.
That has to do with those extorting things.
I need some guards, staff.
Oops.
Oh, I need guards in the game, dude.
All right, I'll go then.
I
Shoot I can't be far.
I smoke one, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
Sheet!
Hey, are you there?
Stop here, stop here.
All the way in.
Someone is there.
Thank you.
I'm going.
Come on.
You are the best cop, man!
Bullshit!
You are the best cop, man!
How am I?
God, people! God, people!
God, I got that!
He's over there!
Wait, my poor main thing!
Ready?
Hey, they are... they're probably an AR over there.
Instead
Don't check it out don't check it out
I think this is where I need the crowbar.
Great to see somebody doing their job.
Thank you man.
What the fuck am I?
I'm going through the jungle, dude.
Surely I can just hop down.
No.
I think it's our machine.
We made it out boys.
We made it the fuck out.
No one will ever know the difference like a glove
It's helpful this is a this is our restricted area the fuck was that
That's a good one.
That Bay Jammer?
Hey man, I'm real sorry about those.
Hey.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
the
death
Yes, come outside, fool.
Oops.
I knew that.
come along buddy, come along, the bottom of the stairs,
Come along buddy.
Come along.
Bottom of the stairs.
You look kinda cool, do you?
I don't think I've ever been over here.
Well, you've just been hit man.
Well, you've just been hit, man, too.
and
Alex is for seven
of
I guess you could say hit me
Man.
World of assassination.
Are you out of your mind?
Two.
I guess you don't deserve that, yeah.
The ones that like, you fist fight it only takes one punch to knock them out.
It's always so, always so pathetic dude, always so pathetic.
Did you unlock up dog yet?
Drop Dog!
Good work back there! The syndicate took a serious blow.
But there is still much work to get done.
Recuperate and prepare for your next assignment.
Collateral kill explosion.
Yeah.
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
what was this?
the ancestral shotgun
permission to be your least favorite twitch shatter?
sorry man you're already one of my favorites
Mele weapon kill. Can't do that one. Explosive kill. Can't do that one.
We have now tracked down the Syndicate leader's location.
Billy Borbalex for a 7? It's him.
I've provided you with new intel.
First Remind!
This weighs nothing, which is crazy to me actually.
Well, let's rad.
safe turn
the embezzled leg was a bit... then we con... no!
am i any? am i any?
welcome to whittleton creek we did it we have managed to locate the leader
Yeah.
However, their identity is unknown, such a system.
I have some intel that might help you on your mission.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
To help you, we have the following information.
They are participating in a handover.
As for the little identification we have on them,
we know that they have brown hair.
They are wearing a hat.
They are wearing a necklace and has a tattoo.
As to habits and voices, your target
has a sweet tooth and they like to read be it keeping up with the times of
simply wanting to be inspired I hope this will help be careful 47 and most of
all good luck
no please
grow men shouldn't do that
Help me!
We need more-
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
That did not go as planned.
I wanted to stab him with my thing, but he was on like a slight incline and made me punch him, dude.
Purring!
They will get alerted and run away. Yeah, that's why I'm hiding all the bodies.
Worry not. I've been in this situation many times, would you believe it?
can you believe that dude there are no joggers gonna come dude I think we're
to kill them.
Oh fuck!
Oh my!
Not even close, baby.
even close.
What a beautiful day.
Hello corpses.
Hello flag that's too big.
Hello windmills, decidedly un-American.
Hello bushes.
Hello statue.
It's like it never happened, guys.
Let's go ahead and grab this real quick.
And we'll put it right there, just in case we need it.
Alright, shall we start the mission?
Shall we begin?
now don't have enough on the picture right here or not the guy leaving the
last third of safety
what you want to catch him in action with a bone saw in one hand at a seven
foot in the other oh I get his fist fighting
Well, that was almost incredibly dumb.
Almost.
You Gucci, bro?
You Gucci bro?
You gonna have to kill every NPC?
I wanted to be able to spy on these guys from next door.
i'm setting up a home base
self-imbalation
it's like this guy literally set himself on fire and burned to death in front of my eyes
is there anything cool in this house that's going down?
I'm in where there's nothing in here I'm out
This is the house you can start in, I think.
Oh, the safe's here!
Yippee!
All according to Keikaku.
Can we blow it up, though? I don't think so.
There's a third one. I think there's only three.
Kaku means plan. Hey, a propane tank.
I'm in.
Do-Do-Do-Do!
Wait, backyard?
Wait, they left.
All this work for nothing.
Hand over meaning...
Oh, hey!
Oh
What are you doing?
I
Freaking smoking
I
Might be
I
Lovely suit you look sharp. Thanks. I work here
I think they're doing a meeting
I'll fuck
Rock button, dude
Oh, jeez, darling, I'm so hungry
Have you seen those beautiful patties back there?
And Mr. Wilson just keeps standing behind the grid
Even though there's clearly no more gas on here
I know
What's that?
I don't want to be screwed over.
It's all over.
Like a bro, sir.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Get out of the way!
Target's trying to escape.
Hmm.
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Why? I'm an idiot.
It wasn't even him, dude.
It wasn't even him!
What was the plan? I was gonna blow it up and then run in there and jump out the window!
We gotta take a quick trip to Dubai, I think.
It's a nice relaxing vacay.
My money!
Cassie, my licorice up.
Remote explosive.
Any... Dubai?
Where's me Dubai?
Found it. Ooh, Dartmoor.
Passify guards on notice to distract target.
To the guards?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we're going to do five.
I'm in there.
Grimvorsley, thanks for subbing.
I think we got a little unlucky last try.
Mewz, thanks for subbing.
a little unlucky. You don't think so? What are you tinking? I'm gonna bear a
bag and make a sub copy again.
Yes, be low. Take it.
You
I
Want to be screwed over
I can close her.
I can't wait!
Target is trying to escape.
Hmm.
I'd rather appear as if you were out of luck.
Actually the drawing board 47.
Why? I'm an idiot.
Hey, fellas.
What's up?
Hey, fellas!
What's up?
Let's take a quick little vacation to Dubai. 24k at Laboum.
Safe journey, 47.
I
Mind to do buy I am
Become toilet for oil prints
Sector to buy
Syndicate members are currently in the area
Find them and take them down
But they are on high alert. So tread carefully. They was that way
I hate this start for play there, man
I'm in DLC door
I thought that was a guy
Why Uncle Ruckus or uh, music not mucus?
That's a bit off, but that's what you're supposed to do.
And we go!
Aw, we have to come with the SMG.
That's okay.
Oh, whoa!
I'm going up, oh shit, I'm on the car.
Who we got anyway?
Okay, let's go kill this guy real quick.
Old style.
man this is quite the ceremony I was thinking
but you're the head mod back on I don't know if that's just gonna work
how do we get in there
Worth a try? If I game over again I'll do it. How about that?
Race Bottle!
Don't turn around.
Into the laundry!
To the laundry!
Door got wet.
Hmm.
Duh.
This guy's out in the open.
Kill my hands.
We need an SMG.
Or a silenced gun rather.
Uh, what?
Fuck.
Alright.
You're a mod inbound, dude!
Shut the fuck up!
You don't know.
It's man I must kill non-target I will
We pick up my athletic wear
And y'all got a key I can borrow fellas
That's not the correct key I need to remember how to get the key to go up there
Oh, good.
I'm going to get a key.
Oh, we'll just climb.
Am I an idiot?
I'm going to get a key.
Oh, we'll just climb. Am I an idiot?
Oh, don't we?
What's the requirement for this level? A lot of killed firearms.
Hey, it's this guy again. Me. We love when it's this guy.
I
What
This guy has to move bro.
I'm
on
some strange noise
stand by
they tricks on me and get ready to hit them around Apollo points
It was me!
The whole time!
I need my kettle bell. My baseball fell into the void.
Line them up. Perfect, perfect.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done.
One final chode.
Oh, it's the guy standing on the open.
What?
Wait.
I'm an idiot.
Heh heh heh heh.
Helloo nurse!
The sound of glorious loot surrounds me.
It's like loop me for a fish. You could get a fish for me. How do I get down?
Don't you want a fish?
Nurn Roots. Is he pooping? Who's that guy doing? Hey!
You wait right there.
He's going back.
Yeah, it's me.
I got guns.
I get to carry guns.
Thanks, man, thank you.
So he goes in here, I think.
Little does he know I killed his co-worker
Okay, we gotta wait
Bottom bottom
Yes, come inside the murder zone.
Doo-doo.
Ba-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo.
I guess you could say the party...
was a blast.
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Return to the service and let it do some more than it will.
That was a good one right? That was a good one right?
I'll blow to the syndicate. Nice one chatter. That was good.
Now we just gotta do that every time guys. Easy peasy.
impressive work 47 let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
I don't want to show down this map so we're gonna do it now but this one has
a safe
now fucking do you fuck up we'll do that more now no damage no witnesses do not
blow this guy's okay
I gotta get the baseball.
All set.
Chongqing is the best map trust me?
I'm surprised we haven't gotten that one yet.
I don't have an explosive.
Surely we can.
Surely.
and eliminate but be careful Charlie we can
I'm not alert Charlie want them to slip away
there's a point 47 shut up so pausing did
it again surely there's one for sale
right fellows
I'm not gonna do it until the funeral tomorrow.
Fake funeral.
It's absolutely wrong to do it.
I'm not gonna do it until the next car left.
We're working for O's.
We see you, little mister.
Go see what they have for you.
What's that?
Oh
Maybe someone should control how coffee we got sounds a serious trouble maker
I thought you were kidding me, he said the undertaker is having a fit.
Eat it.
C2, I have arrived with location units in the game.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
I work here, smile.
We are going on the front door.
What is this guy doing?
I'm in.
I gotta make contact with the traitor.
Oh my god, I got you here. I need help. I saw a mean-looking guy snooping around.
You saw her?
suspicious
Nice.
Uh, save some on this floor.
I gotta remember I could do that.
That is not an explosion, but I will take it.
Where the hell is it?
Oh, it's concealable.
We got to find explosives.
I'm sure there's one around here, fellas.
Oh yeah, we can just use propane, alright.
Propane!
Yeah, come over here, dude.
Oh
Yep
possible intruder sweeping area over here I go killing again
Come on, mind.
I need a freaking disguise.
What the hell?
Oh I know this room. No I don't. Oh it may as well use this. Y'all think there's propane
in this room. Where are you going?
What?
Basically.
Oh!
Wait.
Whoop!
Oh.
Oh
Thank God for hit man vision. Hey look like you're in need of some hardware
Bum!
Yay!
Nooo!
I'm poured!
Take care now.
Don't be a stranger.
Oh no!
Do you need help?
So go get your gun!
I'll be right back.
I'll go get the...
TRICH!
That would've hurt so bad.
Yeah.
You see what the fire extinguisher sounds like?
Not good.
Wait.
Ah man.
We gotta blow it up.
Gee, I sure hope that blows it up.
There's the head.
And then one final pit stop, one floor below.
Hmm
You're safe.
Return to the safe place.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
Calm down.
What happened?
Tell me.
I'd...
Hey man, man, man, man, man.
What's our escape route?
Escape route detected.
Come on, I've arrived at the location and it looks clear. Back to smoking and joking. Over.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Nothing here, Command. Moving on.
You know why you always say we stand down
I
Need to leave this area
Oh
I thought this was a public property.
Sovereign to this moment.
I wonder if lookouts count as cards.
I don't think so.
I like they usually have guns.
You can erase camera footage through walls with the EMP.
Really?
Did you know that in 1999, Scatman John released his seminal album, Scatman's World?
Pop-o-peep-o-pop-a-dup-a-pop-a-pop-a-pop-a-peep.
Seminal.
Oh
See now
Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentina. We now know the leader's current location.
However, as we don't know the exact description, this means you will have to do your own recon.
But be careful, they're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away.
To help you, we have the following information. They are attending a secret meeting.
We also have the following description on their looks.
We know that they have gray hair. They are wearing a necklace. They are wearing earrings and glasses
As to habits and vices, your target has a sweet tooth and they like to read
Be it keeping up with the times or simply wanting to be inspired. I hope these tales can be used to your advantage
Bounties a point 47. Good luck
of
the
I
For more
Nobody's on the ground
Hey, I need some backup over here to watch my sick
You're going to get the kill if you don't have your gun.
Stabbed.
I just thought you-
Stop! You're trying to hit me!
I'll look-
I'm going up!
Hey!
Okay, I'll deal with this guy.
Man!
No!
Man!
You gotta kill her on the subject.
We'll find this motherfucker.
Get it?
Man!
This is very bad.
Oh my god
We're looking
This ain't gonna cut it
What is happening?
what is happening
I got so much ammo.
And I don't mean to break it down.
Welcome to Miami.
Nothing here.
Hey, are you there? I think we've got...
Not good.
right now
Got to believe in love, that ever will be.
What a disaster dude.
What a disaster.
unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck
Dirty pieces of...
Back to the drawing board, 47
Bibby bibby bop bop
Bibby do bop bop
Can you just build me a quick vacation to Dubai?
Bibby do bop bop bop
I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the grid
But we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work. I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle
Next assignment. Oh, yeah, we're gonna get Yoda
So like any guys linked it you just know like you want me to search that
I'm rich!
Let me look at some, uh,
big boss now we're fucking talking dude it doesn't really look like any kind of
does I guess
let's see here
Do they barely it I mean it kind of looks like oh
Not really
Last updated two years ago
Installation.
Oh, all we got to do is download it, right?
And then I got to navigate.
Avay Marie Simple Mod Framework.
Enable slash disable mods.
Add a mod, Yoda 47, Yoda, add another mod, oh I got to start over.
I wonder if I can add multiple, no.
Now I'm going to enable all three of them.
Now I'm going to apply deploying mods.
I already enabled no pause.
I wish I wouldn't stop playing the sound though.
Ready to work.
No, I'm not going up there.
Greetings.
I'm real.
Greetings, greetings.
Feel
Greetings, greetings, greetings, greetings
Ah
I sure hope this isn't mess up my my deployment
Oh
Oh, do not read this.
Thanks for seven says yo, I'm out in the middle of the forest right now.
I missed my ex.
Gay.
SZXOW.
Thanks for seven Brad.
Thanks for seven.
He said, don't read this.
No, his name is don't read this.
Oh.
Can I get a fentanyl for my birthday?
That was a quick one.
Why are you blessing everything 10 subs?
Normally it takes about like 6 minutes.
Is the hair on the back of your head been issued?
No my hair is just messed up.
There we go.
Nice and full again.
Bum bum bum bim bim bim.
You ever try to perm?
No, no, no, no.
My hair is too uh... too thin.
It might burn.
Okay.
It seems to have worked fellas, but we will see
As my gold going to Turkey you gonna cruise how do you know that? Yeah, I don't even care dude. I don't care
Hold it.
days my mute button, dude, but it's also how you access the mod when you're listening.
This appears.
Grands, thanks for 7.
Guys, what if it doesn't connect to the Hitman server?
Looks like it did.
Hmm, this guy's got a mouthful of coffee grounds.
That's awesome.
Hmm.
Ah
The moment of truth
extra will I am is that this one Jedi robes I am wearing
Is this what it man looks like under the clothes to Jesus Christ
Dubai
Dubai Dubai Dubai
Is there actually no Dubai?
What the hell?
We need some, we need our silenced guns.
Found it.
do not get caught on camera blind target blind guard up with a flashbang
no witnesses perfect shooter eliminate guards now
well we don't have
we have four targets to kill
should I do it buddy you can't do it or I'm doing it but maybe 47
safe house I'll contact you later
It's not Gumby legs, I'm Lego Yoda.
Lego Yoda 1.
Well...
It's too distracting. We're gonna use a regular suit.
I think it's funnier if, like, it just looks like Yoda wearing a suit.
Oh!
What?
Flash Yoda.
Nice.
What is that?
I'll be in touch when you reach the destination.
Welcome to the Scepter, Dubai.
Intel tells us that the operation 3D members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Good luck, 47.
Oh, man. Here we go.
Is there any lady here?
Beep-a-deep-bop-bop-bop!
Where's the camera?
Dude, where is it?
Is it like right above me?
Dude, what the fuck?
Oh, here's the lady.
Well, I feel like we're kind of going to take this lady out, so...
I got the key!
No eyeballs I have.
You done.
He's done?
Beep beep bop bop bottle, beep bop bop bottle!
Come on, he's a guy.
Come along, victim.
He's scared as Yoda.
He doesn't back he does the backwards
They're supposed to be music
I mean I guess we lure these gar
I think I'm allowed to be out there and pick it up.
I don't see anything suspicious here.
Strange.
Weird.
Come on.
Is anyone there?
This is not funny.
It's about to be really funny.
Explain to me why it's so compromised briefly.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna have a heart attack!
Infiltrated Dubai? I am.
Become Prince Toilet? I will.
No eyeballs. Two more holes for Dubai kids.
Okay.
Uh, got some strange noises here. Looking into it. Over.
Heh. Bless you. I am.
Hello?
Idiot.
Yeah, I'm allowed to be out of here. That's what I figured.
Who is that?
Coconut!
Gold Idol!
Gold Idle.
You think we can bribe our way in with this?
Okay, she's like in the kitchen. It's the kitchen guy.
Welcome to Dubai.
I'm gonna pee. Excuse me.
It's a fine day today, isn't it, sir?
Oh, it so is. Oh, it so is.
I'm starting to feel a little uncomfortable now. Could you please go away?
Oh
No
How do I stop this?
Looking good you are.
What was the point of that?
The key dude, hello?
Wait.
Hold up.
into the maintenance room you go
go. Hey Billy. I think that guy's not a cool one. I'm not a loo boss that guy.
I am
Hehehehe
No key, huh?
Wait, nope
There's four, six guys in there.
If it's just ball, that's for something nice, uh, icon, appropriate.
Touching his piss hands?
You guys piss on your hands with UP or something?
You should be calling them penis hands, because they handled his penis.
Well, that served almost no purpose...almost.
We got a key.
Hello there, sir.
Sure, bitch.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Look, I'll just have the one drink. I'm sure if I need it out there, one of the technicians will be coming by.
I don't have the fucking key!
I don't know what to do with it.
What did I say?
Hey.
Hold on.
There's something in the bathroom I gotta take care of.
And it's on.
Yes!
Now on!
Yolick?
Someone came in right behind me. Holy fuck!
Where am I?
I'll do that.
No one.
It was me, troll face.
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh, I swear this guy always blows us.
Where the fuck is that?
I
Can't believe James called in sick today of all days
Triple shifts is so much going on here about four staff update meetings already and now that crazy manager called us into another meeting
Now we've got to know all these key lists and guest names.
Passwords for the terminals.
Okay.
Oh man, can't kill him.
Please don't fall.
Although it would be an accident, so it doesn't count, right?
Maybe.
In this game it does.
We say my...
Our targe is right there.
In the kitchen.
There's fucking three guys!
I don't think anyone comes this way.
But maybe.
There's no fucking way I just locked myself out.
I'm s-
HAHAHAHAAAA
OH NO!
I'm seeing things-
Oh no, sir.
What's up, man?
go in down
oh wait
erm
I believe we've taken a different route
What the fuck are you doing bitch?
Dun dun dun.
I don't know what to do about this kitchen, man. There's three guys in there.
I gotta lure them out.
I swear, I think this hallway is safe to leave people in, by the way, because it's basically a one-way door, crap.
So, let's...let us begin.
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know, I don't know
I see you.
My idol dude.
Yeah, that did not have a break like that.
I'm a fucking top dude I can't reach that I'm Yoda
The mile grows!
Panim, panim, panim!
You know, what we probably do is like poison this guy or some shit.
I don't know, there's probably like a way better way to do this.
Probably a way better way.
Dr. Pop!
Okay, where are you going?
not down the murder hallway. Is there a lady there? Yeah. Do they move to the kitchen?
Oh no.
I could say it could go again.
Dr. Pop!
Show yourself! You coward!
You're a coward. Fuck you.
Hello!
Oh, we might be able to get him here.
Oh yeah, baby!
No way.
Hmm?
If...
Heh.
Maybe it's just a pot to cast.
I'm afraid no ghost.
Come on, give me a break!
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Oh, that was good.
Oh, three more to go.
We've got 2 on level 3, 1 on level 4.
Level 3 is where the server room and shit is.
I want to go over there.
Where the hell am I?
Penit, penit, penit, penit
There's a camera over there
This is very bad
I wasn't sure that would work I couldn't see anything out of the ordinary
false alarm.
That was another person.
Xenograff in Quincy pictures of it.
I wonder how surely it would hurt to do this for a long period of time, right?
Don't come in here.
I want these fucking cameras down.
How we doin' this?
I do not have the key, right?
This guy like moves.
Isn't there a camera in the security room, by the way?
A Borscht?
Thanks for the help.
Okay, this guy is...
I thought that the guy came over here, but I guess not.
Who the fuck?
It might not be viable to get the cameras.
I'm going to go back to my room.
Mommy.
This guy's always a target, what's happening?
He heard that?
way
What's Lord between 47 having built-in wall hack
He was trained for birth to be an ass acid dude like what do you expect?
Okay
up
come on
I haven't been here before
My boyfriend has a training on this.
I'll take him out of here.
He's right here.
I'm going to get it.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Yoyk?
Banana gear.
Uh, okay.
Gotta be careful about cameras.
Although we might be able to come down from the other side. It might be easier. I don't know.
Painter! Painter! Painter!
We should have put the fucking banana down.
I don't think anyone comes to this room normally.
If you remember, eliminated. Well done, 57.
Ain't no way we get up this way, boys.
There might be a way to lure him out.
This guy is level 4.
Well, how do we get up there?
We could literally clear our way up.
Yeah, I think that's what we do.
Go up the stairs to go up.
Get into skies.
I ought to lose if I pick up on this guy.
Oh
Hmm
What the?
I'll forget it.
Forget about it.
Oh, he's going to take him out.
I'm sorry... but Mr. Ingram, who is the royal highness's guest, has requested no noise of any kind.
Okay... but it means all work to me.
Do we have poison? We have rat poison.
Uh oh.
I don't care what we do.
It's her.
Ooooooooooooooooooot!
I guess you do now leave I think I see an opportunity
What is guarding the door?
of
the
Man, I'm so close, man.
Oh, no.
I should have just lured him out further. That was so dumb.
Frick!
The highlight doesn't have the keys.
Explain.
Whatever.
Hey!
I can't do it!
You're such a fucking loser, man.
I think it's so that these windows can open.
Listen, we gotta save the hazard.
Oh my god, we can just go over here and go up.
Fiee-yah!
I'm a fucking loser!
The bad thing is that we're so close now that I'm so sad.
It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Loser!
Bum bum, ba ba ba ba ba, brannn, I gotta pee.
Is there... yeah, there's Garg here. Please call me loser.
Aw, Yoda, don't look so sad.
Yes, below.
Aw, buddy.
Here we go, one sec.
You're the king?
You
Fuck yeah!
It's the Matrix 2.
I
Was that to me was that to me
I'm dead
You didn't notice you moved the plane. Hey listen here chocolate
I know that it's your fucking deepest and darkest fantasy that I know that I move
I'm sorry dude. You're literally you literally click the wrong fucking string. I'm not as dumb as you think I am
I'm sorry dude
There are hundreds of other motherfuckers who do not have to realize that
Kill kill
Kill save please save the merge the murder
I'm going all in on kill
That was number one!
Holy shit!
Guys, I think Hotpot's overrated.
Yeah, it felt good. It felt good, didn't it? I'm just gonna...
I
Hey guys, I'm back.
Oh, that's weird.
You're a fucking rat-ass bitch, dude.
Fucking pussy, motherfucker.
Oh, shit, I fell back!
What the heck are you fucking-
Come in.
I've got one more, I think it's good.
Can you listen again, well soon?
Get better, quick.
Get well soon.
Bye bye.
Get well soon.
Bye bye.
Take easy, okay?
Yeah.
Get some good food, you know?
If you feel like, oh, I feel a little bit awkward now.
Yeah, even if it's not physical, if this is emotional, get the best.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Bye-bye!
Thank you.
How much did you have to super-chap that message, you fuckin' gooner?
100 bucks?
I'll do it for 10.
a huge announcement for us please yeah I got one for you dude guys it's tie day
What's on your mind?
I fucking hate you! Fuck you!
Why is she wearing a skirt and tights up to the frigid fucking mouth?
from Ohio? How many of you just speak English in my chat? No Japanese, but it's an English
chat. I'm going down Chum, as you would say.
All right, let's do our first pump job.
Excuse me.
Excuse me!
anyone fucking see what just
What the fuck is hoflation what is hoflation
Hoflation is a term which describes the increase in price men have to pay for lower value
There's just something funny at like okay let's let's entertain this for a second.
Someone who is a multi-millionaire complaining about hoflation is fucking funny dude.
I'm one of you guys.
I sleep with cockroaches too.
Come on guys hoflation.
DEI guys.
Oplation DEI guys, come on!
Hello?
It's bad for me too, man, it's bad for me too!
Hold on.
I'll bring it back.
It's like...
Hello?
Pepper, beep, beep, pepper, beep, boom, beep.
So close, dude.
Such a fucking loser.
That was a bold attempt, 47. Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so
lucky next time.
Oh, at least we got our guns. That's a neat.
On this one.
Nido Burrito.
Safe.
Sound assassin.
Hee hee hee hee.
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.
Hehehehe.
Hee hee hee hee hee.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
You ain't him yeah, we're training to be
Trinket
You should start bringing the banana.
And the wrench?
Where is the wrench?
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
All in though, let me down.
I got bad news, chatter.
4-oh for a hundred dollars.
Where is the freaking...oh here it is.
Bur-iecce, bur-iecce, bur-iecce...
See, you two game realtors are some in a general tirile of the game not I get to soak
another line of camo.
P route...
Mumbai, Mumbai, Mumbai...
I guess...
We should use the propane thing to blow up in the save.
What the hell are you doing?
Tracton fish, I want.
Mmm, dinner.
Is that white Yoda?
No, it's flesh Yoda dude. That's it's different
It's freaking different
The guy's money unfortunately I can't get it
Saves in here
Look out for camera?
How are we getting this bitch in there?
There's a camera, guys. I'm going to try shooting it, okay?
Then accomplish another propainting.
Oh no.
Oh no. Oh no.
C'mon, I have nothing to re-
Mark!
How come he was able to go through the wall, man?
What is this?
What if I have the miracle to God?
I could have choked him out of the face of fucking wall!
What a mean miracle!
Oh god.
Wait, oh, it doesn't even matter if we're the same one or we lost.
Loser!
Wait, did we get that guy's pistol?
Oh, my drink!
No!
Wait, what the fuck?
I thought it was something like a hazmat suit.
I'm fucking screened.
It's playing the spooky music, that's cool.
should have brought a knife, dude.
What's called the yell movie costume?
Oh.
I just, I quickly grabbed a...
Oh my god, this would have been so easy.
Yeah.
Oh, that was a good one.
Let's get on the bus.
Bonnie Hansel, you're up.
Loser!
board 47 loser loser loser is not the cuck bus it's the really cool guy bus
this is the cool guy bus that people get on when they're like yeah whatever dude
what the freak ever dude I don't freaking care I'm gonna take the bus and get out
of here dude I'm sorry to say but failing your campaign has resulted in
the syndicate disappearing off the grid shut up I know I know that nothing
is predictable in this line of work I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle when
you're ready for your next assignment I didn't keep that sounds pistol weird
Primp, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bong!
Uh, let's doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Morrocco!
Hold up.
Roger, shut up. There's two chili cheese fries from Sonic. That should suck. I won't be doing that again.
Pussy?
Fiber wire acquired.
One of those is literally 100% of your daily sodium?
Yeah, maybe he did 200.
What's wrong with that?
Now he doesn't have to have sodium tomorrow.
Or maybe he's catching up from yesterday.
Oh, yeah, see?
Or maybe fat? Nah. Sonic's gross. Not as bad as Jack in the box though. Holy fuck,
That should have been nasty.
Nasty.
Okay, we're on Vix for 7.
Do I remember getting a...
It was a meal from Jack in the Box and it was like a hamburger with like some kind of white cheese on it.
find them and take them down but be careful they're on high alert we don't
want them to slip away it wasn't the sourdough you know what to do
no I was in a hamburger but
bring a brandy brandy brandy
there's just like a standard hamburger bill how's your father doing well thanks
the safe isn't here he's upstairs right now working on this novel is some kind of
political thriller I think you know airport live oh that's nice
you
You
There is the shop keep level one console
Oh, ShotKie, I'll take one Emetic Poison Darken, please.
Thank you, on discount, by 75% with unlimited ammo.
Think you can do that?
Okay.
Why are you hitting me?
I'm not hitting you.
Wow, I know, I know.
I gotta be honest.
I work here.
Stupid fucking cop bitch.
What the hell?
Guns I need.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, fuck!
Armsteel did you witness.
Honesty, I require.
I
Taste of Sweden whoo fish Wow
I
Move in lower out of here. No
Oh my fucking god
You stop Cambridge
UGH! UGH! UGH!
Extra work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicates.
Airman's.
Well, time to go.
Like a globe.
So baseball
Six or seven
How do we actually kill this guy?
I need the propane tank intel still.
The baseball? Does that count as an axe?
I'm gonna get used to using these.
But there's like people everywhere.
How do you even get away with them?
of
the
I
I don't want to be a shopkeeper. I want to be in the militia.
Little nap you must take.
Next to dead guy, you will be placed.
Consulate key card.
Dude where's the freaking...
I need propane
Propane propane propane ketamine gun. It's probably got fat gun
What's up, man?
Keep your mouth shut
Distraction rat poison approach
Hey soldiers, hey, what's up? What's up? Security?
Like what the hell do we do?
And I poison this
I
Say we've been selling for centuries. This is a family business
Don't know
Dude, it's Moroccan Yoda
We love Moroccan yoga. He keeps it a rockin.
Where's the seduction mod so I can seduce them into coming into places?
Hey, don't you know this is a restricted area fucking rocks you
Fuck where's the building?
Come come get your lucky day.
Hi.
Ah!
I'm a booster.
Bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter.
oi oi oi oi
That was
Oh
Oh shit, that's right, it doesn't work.
Well played, well played, well played.
What's the plan, dude?
What's the fucking plan?
Wait, where?
Hey, someone is on the ground, don't know if they're hurt.
Why did it go so far?
What's this? You look like the cat that ate the canary! What's up man? Talk to me!
Hey! Do your job! Something bad is going on here!
You're there! I'm just gonna knock you out!
Hmm.
You're making a mess.
Well done for just a minute. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
I must!
Me when the accident happens?
Excellent Jedi rogues I possess.
So the Jedi Council on Coruscant, I must retake.
Wait.
Yeah, we're just gonna shoot this guy.
Don't know how I'm gonna find a lawyer to kill this guy, so.
What gun mean I am?
Syndicate member eliminated.
Done.
Turn to the saviours and collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
Welcome to my shop.
Another flawless mission this was.
I've never seen this because we've lost every mission.
This is a waggle!
That is cool.
Bannatexer's up in uniform.
I don't form pedantry, not uniform pedantry.
Thanks for coming.
Waggle Dexter's up.
Team Naked Cowboys at Ram Ranch.
Silent assassin.
hmm poison target set it up hey we have the the the the thing
it's time
why am I wearing this oh cuz this flesh Yoda dude
My hands are white.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I think we got pretty much everything we need.
Bing-bing-bing-bing-bing-bing-bing-bing.
Oh, shit!
We got a wrench, screwdriver and crowbar, dude.
This costume sucks. Alright, I got it.
Hold. How about the L Classic, though?
Move wayage 47.
Silent SS, and silent SS, and silent SS.
Welcome to Miami. I'm in email meow meow meow meow.
Oh
No
But I have ambitions to you know the fact is that cron stat is very likely with holding information on what actually happened in
Oh
Is she jogging
That was too Miami.
Welcome to Miami.
Close the door!
I don't really have a shot from here.
It's B-Bo-Key.
Now is not the time, Scabman.
Now is not the time.
Oh, come back.
Oh my...
The first time Shatter asked why Chaz is full of sheep.
He's an independent thinker, Chaz.
A modern day Aristotle.
Sovereign chatter, haha.
I wonder if there's an easier way to get her.
We're just keeping this out real quick.
I gotta get rid of that cop, I think.
Get back to the safe house, I'll be in touch.
I am the senior race official here and I am the unbelievable innovation race.
The race is now officially over and it's time to hand out the trophy to the world.
What did I do wrong?
If I shoot the barrel of the oil, I try to shoot in the oil, and I guess that's possible
I bit.
I'm sorry I was asking, you cannot let people see bodies, it's not true.
If it's an accident, it's okay.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
How come that didn't work?
Does it take more than one shot to ignite it?
Or, like, did I hit her instead of the oil?
The angle was not good, the angle was not good.
was a bold attempt 47 unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding knowing
you I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time
you shut the barrel not the oil on the ground I was aiming for the oil well we
lose anything that's fucking fog champ.
Boggers even.
Sick fucking games.
Where do we show that?
Probably Paris.
Eliminate guard shotgun poison target setative.
Hey, you setative.
Hmm
Can't you make some of them out of a fish question mark?
Let's get that concealable shotgun
Do they have sushi?
There was one of the- oh, the wrench.
The kettlebell has been dropped, dude.
Hell.
The fish then flee to extract the sleep.
Eaker index for 7?
Do you shave your nose hairs?
Welcome to New York.
Ooh, I'm so greasy!
You pull them?
You shouldn't pull them, because you...
You can get a pretty big... pretty serious infection for doing that.
I really like to don't play green.
I don't think so, but let me see.
Sorry, sir. Now he's turning in. What?
Omega-Lolt.
Oh yeah, propane! Nice, nice, nice.
What the hell was that what the freak was that dude that's so weird my eyeballs just moved
Every an infection will pull in that should go straight to your brain.
Yep, yep, definitely an El Bozo moment.
You always plot them?
Well, now you know.
Oh my god, now.
I like this bike here on here. Just don't know where it is
Hey, yeah
We got two people
What if I do this, hang on.
I see, I see.
Gun shot!
It's start time.
Find the...
Ah!
Please help me!
Ah!
Oh my god.
Command, are you coming?
Come back, there!
To the bathroom!
Hey, I need to go!
I strongly suggest you leave the vicinity.
I want to see if I can get away with shooting that and like kind of like, oh it's cocaine.
That's illegal.
Well.
man I've nothing to report my current location over well
Stay low! Stay low, man!
Anyone else?
Okay...
I need a I need a bodyguard up
Oh my god.
Oh, through the wall, huh?
My baseball's gone.
Oh.
Don't mind me.
I work here now.
Need that. Need that. What the hell? What the fuck is this? It's not an enemy gun, it's
That's a cool gun.
So everything okay?
I'm here now.
Hey, what the fuck is that?
Hey, look alive, buddy!
Oh
Well
Jesus
This is their final warning come on
Sorry
What are my objectives
Yeah
How did Jedi mind trick
Oh, a second. Oh, my ass!
I'm not in big control of this situation.
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the team.
What?
On me! On me!
Why doesn't he keep incriminating me here?
I don't want to kill everyone.
We need more men now.
Get ready, we've got trouble.
Wait, where's my propane tank?
Uh oh.
Dude, where's my propane tank?
I need some help over here.
Hey, where is it?
Lots of chandeliers on this map.
map
requesting assistance
Don't try to mess with me get your ass out there nice and quiet asses out here now
Oh
Who fucking noticed that
I'm not compromise you
Hey
Oh, I'm so ready.
We're kind of running out of ammo, huh?
Oh, what's that?
Oh, hey!
Propane!
Eureka!
I'm not going so well, but I'm running out, let's just say that.
It's just stupid hot down here today.
Do not turn on the AC.
There's a good little warming here.
It's not.
I've heard of these guys move around, you know.
Uh...
I personally think it's on.
I'm feet
Oh shit
I
Really is gonna be okay don't panic
I've forgot to sedate this guy.
Man!
Well, I guess you could say...
Pussy too.
Excellent work, Mr. Sable.
You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
I'm in.
Meme meeme meeme me.
Wait.
I'm forgetting a part of this how come the lasers are on they should be off right
Yeah, they changed it.
Oh, sir.
Remember me?
It wasn't there one more, yeah.
No.
Nothing on my position.
Jeez!
Oh, shit.
You were countered for this, you bastard.
Yeah, you, Mr. Shifty.
Look, a man.
Order off, quick.
I don't have the key.
I don't have the key
Hey my wrench
The shotgun's in the bathroom, right? Where the fuck is the shotgun?
Got the golden shotgun, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I forgot.
We need a bank robber to disguise? Oh, yeah.
He's in the bath.
You know, I get the shock, and I don't trigger the alarm.
Oh.
Yeah, they freaking changed that shit.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Oh, goodness, and goodness.
It would be really great if you just left right about now.
Could you buzz off?
Seriously, what the hell you do?
Oh
They'll never know the good deed we did today. That's someone's grandma. Yeah
Know
Leaves up where you get the key for the truck downstairs
BT dubs
From my ass and ass sleeping garden deposit for your next assignment
Hi target body is poison target sedative. Passify guards on note. Easy.
Collateral kill fire. Easy.
Uh, is there a safe? Leave the poison body.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Landbarley for sub?
Oh, almost fucked up. Boom.
Over capacity, nay.
Press six, I'm afraid.
So I'm not gonna.
Fuck you.
Look, one more thing for seven.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
What type of car does the other drive?
I don't know.
RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN!
What type of car does he drive? IRL. He does not drive... a car.
Welcome to the Maldives. He probably has a chauffeur.
Syndicate members are currently in the area.
Find them, and take them down.
Oh, cracks my back.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
You know what to do, 47.
On vacation, I am.
Looking good, you are.
Oh yeah, this thing looks very violent.
Oh, I wanted to go down it.
Poison target sedative.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
I want a double boom
I thought I had the lethal one too
The fucking camera man
No
Hey you
Do them no
It's not a freaking joke
Stop!
No!
Who?
Or...
What are you trying to be?
You really think I'm that stupid?
Hey, wake up!
What?
Well done, Fugisen.
This will surely be a blow to the world.
I'm sure.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
I need an outfit!
Endless bloodshed.
Command! Command! You there? We got reports of trouble in the neighborhood.
That guy's very Brooklyn, dude.
Dude, it's so weird, you should come in here.
Dude, come on.
Why'd that happen?
I got two batons.
Not again.
Okay, show yourself!
It goes myself.
All right.
Welcome to the game up so quick on chasing us.
Also, no one's doing anything about this.
What the flip?
Hides and Bush?
Security!
You know we- we's keeps it real.
I'm gonna stab this guy in the back.
Sensitive side.
Looking good today, sir.
real I'm glad we don't have to talk to that the trove of woman I'm gonna stab
this guy in the back sedative side today sir thank you
Oh
Freakin saw that
No way oh my god, I thought I was dead dude
What is happening what is happening
I need the idea of the firm can you tell me what it looks like sorry I have this eye
My problem is the blur.
Come on, buddy.
Anybody copy?
Hmm.
Why is she coming?
of
it would be wise to turn around
, she'll
okay
Oh, no way.
That's the only thing I can do.
gun gun gun
I don't know what to do with it.
Hello?
Yes, around the corner, Billy.
Yes, weird noises.
I'll have a look around.
Come on!
Dude, we get this guy horse training.
He's back up already, dude.
I cannot believe he did not notice him getting knocked down, by the way.
I'm going to have to move them around a wee bit here, get them smooching.
Yeah, right there, very good.
Oh no!
Oh shit.
We got one more shot, one more opportunity.
Greetings!
Oh, it's Mario!
Sup sup sup
Where can we do this?
Dude if this ain't workout music, I don't know what is
How do we get this guy?
What if we started knocking everyone in?
How many batons? Uh-oh.
We're gonna need some knockout implements.
No, no, no, no, please!
I was just missing you.
I'm gonna get back in here.
Yeah, we're kind of racking up witnesses right now, haha.
Oh, thank you.
I got someone out cold here on the ground.
I'm gonna move into the investigation.
Yeah, we got some wacko running around attacking people do you have info on the
we have someone else on the ground
okay
come here, come here
get ready
come on
where the hell is he
alright we're under pressure here
what's again?
okay
oh crap
excellent work for decision making
you've spread fear within this syndicate
return to the safe house
Collect yourself. I'll be in touch. Why can I not drop?
No
Gotta go
Me me me me me doesn't fuck up spot
Can I even get out there oh
No
Oh, no!
You got a key? Fuck.
Oh, what are you?
Oh, fuck!
Why am I combat?
Hey, propane! Nice!
Oh!
Got a blast!
All according to plan.
My best one yet.
All according to Keikaku!
Keikaku means plan.
The plan kill everyone. Dude, if it's not Salon Assassin, I'm gonna get ignorant, dude.
During Tel. Ohhhh.
Wait, do I have a shuriken? Ohhhh, my hand.
Oh
Axe kill I think I do have a good job 47 we now know the syndicate leaders current location. I can't conceal this bitch
I've provided you with new Intel
We got to get a set of them oh my god
X kill during tell it's not him wait we just go for the set of them it's worth more
We got to catch up fish
You catch the fish and then you do what?
Knife and Kitchep.
I'm fed.
If you sedate the target, how will you kill them during tell?
Well played, Chad.
Well played.
I suppose I won't be doing it.
Let them get woken up.
No, but like...
Just wake them up.
What if we just went for the dub?
big money okay it's not fair it's not fucking bear dude
All right, we got we got Paris we got showdown
Eliminate leader during tail
Yeah, what I eat each target has like two things that they do and then like a third thing that like is special
The first two are called tells like they smoke or they eat chocolate or some shit
And they're I kind of above their head changes
And then you got to kill mother just while they're doing that
My tail is that I'm invulnerable so blinding so
Easy peasy
I'll mind if I go pee real quick, is that chill?
Bazooka!
Yes, you know.
Okay, we're back.
You
Pick a guy up front to heal and they just keep you a little keep me alive. I have living bomb
Oh
They killed them all already. Welcome back boys! Welcome back!
Heyyyyyyyyyy! Welcome back boys.
Hey, get back in!
Friendly boat!
I'm not going on that boat, we wait here.
Right side.
I think we fucked up.
What's going back now?
Nick, thanks for subbing.
I'm back.
I don't see that.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what's happening.
Yeah, it's supposed to only work for officers.
Wait, he's just dropping that like, oh, you guys don't have that?
Yeah, it's not an M.
I'm looking at it right now and there's an awful lot of used auction house on here in the last two days
Yeah, but it should all be not
Up and down thing for the past week. Easy.
Just go?
Your name is Steelclaw?
They're called tadpoles.
The parasites are dangerous, don't go near them.
me. I braved lapping waters and leaking ships to find this prey. I butchered many and will
butcher many more. But this one, this one I toy with. I slice, I tear, and when the
time is right, I will bite its head off and bathe in its innards!
Uh...
You're a little intense.
Help me!
Hi!
I come to kill all of you!
step outside of your homes if you dare
no
you can't tell me what to do
oh no yeah
you thought it was over
Oh, mega, mega, mega, omg.
Giga, giga, giga, giga, giga.
What did I say, omg?
Giga, giga, giga, how long has it been?
I'll never find the love of your life in Japan
who looks like this is a cutie pie Japanese girl.
Who will never be the protagonist in an anime.
Who will never have superpowers
that allow you to overcome your most
various tribulations.
Always be a loser.
Damn those wickedness.
Fuck.
Damn those wickedness.
Fuck.
Damn those wickedness.
Fuck.
I
Doings Argonian what's going on with you
They say that King has made an alliance with house dress together they pick apart the carcass of ruined Indira
it seems that these are times in the land of the Dunmur. Good day. Yes, but there is
not a suitable explanation for the zones looking like they've been drenched in
paint randomly I get it the villain's name is the
painter's I'm not looking at you by the way the villain's name is the pain I get
it like you know maybe she's she's just doing it I guess I don't know
I'll say it I don't like the the multicolor I vomit dude. I don't
There are some zones that have a more cohesive less I vomit style that I like but man I've gone through a couple of zones so far
I'm back bro red green blue yellow like it within five steps of each other like come on
What was that I had to get talking about?
We're just gonna try and win the mission, I think.
Slow down, I have extra self.
You were saying it was done for E-33's own to be full of paint?
I mean...
It was a little excessive.
the target first in some sense sometimes like really high alert so you need to be
careful as to why they are here well we know this they are participating in a
handover as for their identity we know that they have blonde hair they are
wearing a necklace they are wearing earrings and glasses we also know that
the target has a sweet tooth and they suffer from dehydration I hope this
I wasn't listening.
Okay she matches the physical description.
She got everything, right?
Smoking.
oh
mmm. let's go inside. step right in sir. check it out. oh we got default Paris
Basic Bear Paris.
You got a necklace?
No.
I
Know I
Keep I get the R and C mixed up here, which is really bad
I'm gonna find you don't find you I will yeah, hey
Hey, how do you sneak are generally sneaky?
What are you up to?
Nothing.
Nothing I am up to.
Let it be this one right here. Oh my god, that would be so good.
Oh my god.
We're okay, right?
What?
I think it's both.
or ginger
I don't know if I can just walk out of here.
Oh my god! What the fuck?
Your own good turn around and go back the way you came all right good sir
What the hell is a bear not go boxin what the sanguine boss no because
Oh my god.
How you doing?
I'm okay.
You never heard of it.
You're not in the rest.
So.
Victor!
I know.
I'm joined for a drink.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm not.
I'm not
I think I lost
I think we're in the clear
We're good. I thought maybe like the trespassing would uh
There can you leave?
You're being weird
Sir, I advise you to stay off of the drugs.
Oh, it was an assassin.
I fucked up.
Wait, it doesn't matter.
I'm you now.
We're here, I think.
Think I'll buy a new old Narrow Knight. I mean, I feel like here's my magic, at least.
There was one down here, but where'd they go?
Suspect camera, go!
Dude, don't tell me they're up there.
Turner, pan, turner, pan, turner, pan.
What?
We gotta go take the cameras out.
Man, I wish I had that shot.
I got you, Tim. Leave me alone.
You look fine.
I know I look fine, but he's like a... like a...
To the camera zone.
How come I can't bolt that?
There's still one more guy out there.
Maybe we should keep that shit real quick.
And I do mean we.
Where the fuck with a trigger?
three.
Hmm.
Wait, this isn't...
This isn't even it, I think it's over here, yeah.
What's up, fellas? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
Hey, can I come in here?
hey any free tables
how we doing this?
SMG time hmm we could kill literally all of them you could do that
I'm in.
Shoot their courtroom down the hallway.
I'm still not 100% how that interaction works, like if it gets shot like that, like, do they go into older?
Like, do they see the gunshots and then, like, eventually the...
Uh, cartel people get alerted?
Just gunshot her if you're far enough.
Oh, if they don't see the impact. Okay.
Well...
They died doing what they love. Security. SECURITY!
You need some stuff? Yeah. I bought it. I am.
Farm Stealer you are.
You need more? You just come back.
And how far up is this bitch yeah, they on level three
Wait what?
Level one
Arms dealer I am purchase my weapons you must
It's easy, it's easy.
Hold up.
Our target doesn't have a hat.
We need a bodyguard.
Costume.
Stato.
Stato
No, not scato Stato Stato is scato except he's very urgent
What's up guys
No waiters here. You crazy get out of here before I get you fired
Okay. Don't call me Baldi, dude.
Hi?
What was the point of that?
Fuck you, glass.
I need a security man outfit.
Oh, what the hell?
I'm in.
Okay, not good.
Let's rethink our approach here, fellas.
Take them over here.
I want to talk.
Oh my Jesus!
It's gotta be her. I got a hunch.
This guy's pissing me off right here.
Oh hey!
Hey, what are you doing?
This is very sus.
I assume he would hear it.
Oh god.
She's sneezing.
I couldn't tell she had an Eclipsed.
That's so weird, why would someone just throw a titanium crowbar like that, that's so fucking
weird dude.
Man, I got some weird shit flying around, I'm moving in.
That's so weird good.
You take a photo to pause the game.
Oh my god, yeah.
Oh yeah, dude.
Good.
Well, let's compete this guy up south.
Thanks. That's what I do as a security guard. I hunt and kill.
Fucking bitch-ass look out.
They're having a meeting.
Yep, that's me.
Wow!
We're actually about to run out of suspects.
Crazy.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
How come these guys are so peanuts, dude?
So where's that guy going?
of
two
of my god of
the third rate contract into this whole life rates of
the fluency issue of every
hair. He's wrecking. Necklace, glasses, blonde hair, no earrings. No?
I got two more people there you there yeah you
She fell like a new reward!
Oh, oh, oh.
And, Markman works at Lightroom.
So that's where I am.
I think I'm thinking of...
No, I can't jump, dude.
I'm going to jump, dude.
dude. Take the vampire magician disguise now. Will it make us trespass? Yes.
She's on our floor.
Hmm, can't really tell if there's earrings.
Yeah, I know.
This is so fucked up.
Why are you seeking our trespassing?
There's everyone out there who is suspicious of me.
We just gotta watch her for a little bit.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm hand to the true star tonight.
It can't be her she's caught this time, right?
I didn't notice of her icon change when she caught. I don't know if that's a tell.
the icons don't change in hardcore mode oh god I can't see you bitch
I do always murder guys.
Perfect.
What the fuck is this?
Hmm, he won't do the tell, if he's being brought over I think.
Where are they coming from?
Here we go one.
It's not her.
Hmm.
Do we kill these guys?
I
I lost.
Oh, that was so stupid.
Ah.
I lost.
Oh that was so stupid.
I shouldn't have killed her.
I didn't have enough time.
Hey we got the pistol though, that's cool.
Fucked up I did.
Make whoopsie days me I did
How do we get out of here
how do we get down? not that way, yes that one.
There we go.
There are actually more to the leader as not a suspect.
Dude, how do I get down?
How do I get down?
Get the area that's left here.
Surely the bushes aren't in our rocks?
You can't just let go.
You have to have a spot to let go.
Son of a bitch!
Oh Yoda, you fool.
Oh, y'all, not you fool!
Fuck off.
Nope.
Please don't be an assassin.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Failure! Loser!
loser loser loser is that the hitman's in the banner
point bank uh sorry point point bank things up it rather appears
it's okay to the drawing board 47
because we have many silenced guns now dude we're basically the ultimate hitman
Oh, don't look sad, buddy.
You might have either extra sub-in in Arkane and Rear-Az and Xionia was a-
I believe in you.
That was a bold attempt, Fyze.
Oh, I messed up!
I'm sorry!
I'm fortunate that the Syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't
be so lucky next time.
Dude.
Look at Sisyphus over here painting the side of a shed.
never gets fully painted.
What new ideas do you have?
Something and maybe we uh, we find the guys and then we get in.
What do you guys think?
I want assassin- oop, oop, assassination.
Let's get scale. Wait, what's our special ones? Scale. Silent ass ass.
Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum-Bum. Take no damage. Kill only target. Silent pistol. Kill silent assas.
Perfect.
That's all we need, baby.
Lethal pills!
What kind of coffee do you drink?
Dunkin' Donuts Hazel Love.
Mad?
Drip coffees.
Mad?
Cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, cream, cream.
Coffee is so cringe.
Why?
Is coffee,unk?
I'm sorry, guys.
I didn't mean to embarrass you.
Have we successfully done Secret Assassin since playing in Ursano Assassin?
No.
This is the one.
I can already feel it.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
What is that paragraph?
Welcome to the Isle of Scale.
The intel that the syndicate is active in the area.
But they are on high alert, so tread carefully or they will slip away.
Godspeed, 47.
What?
Oh my.
Oh shit.
What?
What oh my oh shit
Oh, we should have been in there.
Come.
There's a guy.
How do we get down there?
We don't care.
I think...
I think.
Is it mine?
Hey! I can't move things around! Find a garbage bin!
Sorry, Mr. D. Disruptor has a dream, so everything is perfectly set.
What's going on?
Just trying to shit around.
Put it down.
I
Yeah, hurry up
It's over.
Well done, Fortress A. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Banana though, I thought he was gonna walk over there. I wasn't confident I could take that guy out being so close
Why fool me?
Wait.
This is a fake door.
Throw it open, I'll see.
I'm just a fucking piece of shit man, I'm just so wet.
There you go, I'm wet.
It's me!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Blueman, thanks for the bit.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Dude, all your points gone, why'd you believe-
Dude!
I let that be a lesson to you, bitch.
Do not gamble. You will not win.
You think we kept the cheeseburger?
As you failed your campaign, 47, the syndicates got away.
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
What do you mean, dad? There's always one, dude?
What they do isn't gamble.
It's an investment, yeah.
Time trial!
It's like a 401k.
They're just spawning money slowly over time.
Did this one have a safe?
No.
Uh, no.
Believers are penny stocks trading scum.
No sorry doubters doubters doubters doubters the kind of guys to go to the
casino to play slot speed
I'm a slot game designer, you're hurting my livelihood with your statements.
Dude, there ain't no way you actually like making those, right?
Like I'm forgetting something.
Wrench.
Overage 42.
Breeh.
You're a risk manager at a casino?
What is that entail to beat people up?
are you the guy that walks over when someone wins too much or like alright you can't play
anymore dude welcome to veneto yates argentina intel tells us that the operative syndicate
members are currently in the area which does not make sense and do what you do best however
They're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful, 47.
He's a fucking target!
They're the Preserville Power Tumble.
One, two, three, and four.
The more that he does, the more the most powerful
and the most controversial are done in the United States.
Founded in the East Coast of the South Coast,
the United States is the largest in the country.
And the most powerful are the United States.
Where are you going
Why you not you
Where's the other guy across the map
Get out yourself!
Who fucking saw me?
Who is-
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
pe-pre-pee-pre-ffin' theft
me
Oh humble a humble fear worker a or cartel leader
Oh
You've spread fear within the syndicate get back to the safe house
Cars like oh
Okay
Yeah, that makes sense.
Eww.
We got a gamble.
We're gonna get a rematch on Perastube.
Hmm, actually it'll be easier here.
We got a Gambo.
We're gonna get a rematch on Perastube.
Hmm, actually it'll be easier here.
I need SMG Chan!
Thanks for the points, you're welcome. All skill, by the way.
Do not forget!
What's the law around Yoda fighting the syndicate?
Dude, they deal drugs.
Yoda is strictly anti-drug.
He loves Ketamine. Yeah, but he takes Ketamine because he has a back pain.
It's different. Also, it was prescribed by a doctor.
Big money. Yay!
Big shmoney.
How come you can never find a sniper in levels?
You can.
Wait, isn't that one in the...
Reineraluthics or something?
The last time you walked by one.
Oh, really?
Am I dumb?
Welcome to Paris syndicate members are currently in the area find them and take them down
But be careful. We're looking at high alert. We don't want them to slip away
Be careful 47. They're most of all
Wait
Oh, I can't see from here.
Man!
I actually really like this star.
I wish I didn't shoot two bullets at once though.
I
Hey
What the hell was that
Claire! Nothing here!
Hey, come over here, though. That would be cool. Can you imagine?
Is that Corbara?
Oooh!
Yolink!
This guy doesn't even recognize his partner has changed completely, now he's Gracie Yoda.
What's mean by Gracie Yoda?
Fancy get up.
Thanks.
Will you close this door?
Hmm.
Wait, I don't want to lose this.
What?
You heard that?
We'll see what it was.
I don't like surprises.
Lead it to me.
See ya.
Good hunt.
This is our boat.
It's our story.
You know, actually I've read this over here.
Copy that.
I ain't got nowhere to put you.
Um guys...
Go stand next to him.
Fuck.
Oh my god, this place is so busy.
You know, I think we kill this guy last.
And we'll shoot him with him like a yard or something.
Oh god.
Okay, we got two guys to shoot from the yard.
Thanks.
Thank you, I will.
Thanks.
Thank you, I will.
Oh my god.
How do we get out of here?
200. Thank you. You're welcome.
Why are you making that noise? What the fuck?
I
What the hell is that?
Come on either we got a poltergeist or someone's throwing things at me
Okay, but go look up
I'm gonna leave the guys here.
Hehehehehe.
Just kidding.
Out the window.
I don't know, boss. That seems a bit excessive.
Let's get that one.
Do not come in here bitch.
You throw the firepoker at someone, does it kill them or knock them out?
I need a, I need a volunteer.
The reserves are so empty.
Check the lethality. Oh yeah, it tells you when the, uh, it's happening.
Well...
What's up?
Not much, man, not much.
He's doing guard stuff.
Boss put me over here.
Can he believe it?
He knows I'm in front of the building guy.
I ain't no side wing bitch.
I missed a bullet.
One more guy down here somewhere.
Uh, level one, level zero.
Come on, fuck it, downstairs, downstairs.
I work here.
Hmm.
I restrained myself.
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Pardon me, gentlemen.
I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it.
I can deal with this smoke. You know, not like that.
Yeah, yeah, our shift is not done. Okay, I still need the emergency delivery. You'll be here soon.
This game here in Giga is tough.
I never thought I'd come on.
B-12.
I want famous people to make it next.
You follow me?
Press 1.
3, 2, go.
Wow, wow.
What?
Dude, what the fuck was that? That's so weird.
Hmm, wonder what that was.
Brother.
Microbar.
Huh. I didn't like the sound of that.
Do not fucking turn around
Yeah, but wake that guy up
of
No survivors, I mean, no witnesses.
Oh my god, I'm so stupid.
I thought I had an objective for lethal poison to poison the guy.
I didn't have an objective for it, I was just mentally trying to do it, it's that guy because
he was still in the kitchen.
I'm gonna break it and lay down.
Money.
I should have the uh...
The old shop.
Right quick.
Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.
Whoa! What the hell?
Oh my god, there's dead people here. That's cool.
Yes, perfect.
God. The dream.
Instead, I'll buy this lame-ass shit.
Oh, poop burning.
Hang on!
Where am I? Wrong side.
Damn, this is...
You know if you fill up every slot in the army with every weapon you can prestige for
a badge or something?
Yeah, I could do that.
Yeah
You fuck up
All right
three years like to make the shot
well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate
I'm gonna get you for this
You don't know that
We missed our shot on him.
What's the plazaing?
Who's he's walking back upstairs?
Run Billy, run!
Keep security tight.
Security!
Hmm, is there a guy up there?
Don't care.
up there don't care
got a blast
They were all shooting at me.
He'll master my totics for some...
Mm-mm-mm.
Oh, my back.
Impressive work, 47.
Oh my back. Impressive work, 47.
My pussy and my crack.
Are you ready for your next assignment?
The showdown.
Passed by three suspects.
No one's past the door.
What the f-
Hmm.
What map is it?
It's the Maldives one, right?
Island?
Meow meow.
Is Hitman the good guy? Yeah.
For some reason.
No, I already had a legal syringe.
Now I got a doom.
Welcome to the Maldives.
This is it.
We've tracked down the Syndicate leader.
You need to identify the target first.
But they're on high alert.
I can't believe that.
Good luck.
What are you doing?
No hair.
Of course, you still got that exclamation bar, it's making me nervous.
Oh, so that was extremely un-lookin'. I still looked around.
Mama mia.
Oh
No air glasses earrings
I need to get in here.
I think she's waiting for an awm, man. She's probably smoking, actually.
Yep. Dat her. Probably.
What are you doing?
I think she was reading when she was sitting down, by the way.
She might be heading for a meeting right now.
What is happening?
I'm going to kill you!
Help!
47, your target is on to you and is trying to get away.
you should get back to the safe house i'll be in touch
Let me go inside.
I'm so fucking dead!
Alright man, alright.
We'll be more Monday, dude.
Oh my god, I'm such a fucking loser, man!