You
Yeah.
What up?
So, hi, thanks for 999 sub-a-giga-go, thanks for sub-a-sure, thanks for the bet-surge-io
and min-o-sion, now, ass-walkin'-yob, thanks for sub-ing, better-with-modder, and highly-irrediculous
thanks for sub-ing, monster, DJ Andrew Sizzle, Andre Sizzle, and I, Andrew.
Thanks for sub-ing.
And Nico, and Eeg-Draught, and O-Anne-Corrent, thanks for sub-ing.
This is why do you staple chicken breasts here back? That's just his bag
Common mistake
Gizzles and Sonalia and Chublius and Panda the shiny and Yard Vizio. Thanks for subbing
and a renalox and TGC Zorn
Captain G's and win widow rain now window rain. Haha. Thanks for so much. Have any high ready. Go see it
and Jeff Jammin' Christic and Thicc, Dad, Buff and Gatler's and Cothrick and Seenleaf.
Thanks for two years.
Lord Monkey, Lord and Steampunk Sam and Elias in Iraq, thanks for seven.
Don't worry I will.
Cheat Cell, thanks for seven.
Oh yeah!
You know what time it is.
What what?
Holy Aliens, what what say what gee us it
Say the thing
What's the thing?
Oh, I'm calling out from scatland. That's a good one. Donkey Ho-D likes first seven.
Happy birthday dude same age expecting a W today
I can't wait
Wow, we wow, wow, wow
We get some Bobo Bip.
Bobo Bip, Bobo Bip, Bobo Bip, Bobo Bip, Bobo Bip, Bobo Bip, Bobo Bip, Bobo Bip.
Bobo Bip, Bobo Bip.
Bobo Bip, Bobo Bip, Bobo Bip.
I mean, I've never did like a, like a rock opera.
You know what I mean?
Kind of like Queen or whatever.
Imagine a scat operating?
Holy shit.
He died.
Eh, he had plenty of time to do it.
He was just lazy.
Bob-O-Beat!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That was sick.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Where's my money?
All right, it's time to finish what you started.
Hey, nice.
what I finished I must no no well I think I gotta go do bye guys hold up
now we get we Gucci how do I have that
You scatting the Yoda voice?
I can't.
Oh, we Cab-naught.
You know what I'm thinking? Yoda?
Silent assassin.
Suit only.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Yeah, I think I'm back.
important part of pseudo-omelagos. Banana. Why is it always so fucking dark in here, man?
Bro, no thanks for God subbing. Do you think that I'm indie and beloved and brawnto and
Shamblin and Spank Tank and after theory Yoshi Yaks at Josephine Cozy Noodle and
uh, Volex and Azulah Fire and Robertson and Lodging Tests at Josephine.
Make improvised explosive, I must.
Into murder van, I go.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Die in toxin, I go.
And by I go, I mean thanks for seven. Don't know where I said I go.
Hello, Beagle Boy. Aperture later, though.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. The syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate. However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful, 37. And most of all, good luck.
Target spotted.
Aw, he's wandering as a pair, dude.
There's so many guys over there.
Money
You think we can get him out of here man, I don't know we just we're just gonna watch this guy
You're gonna be extra something
dude what the fuck this fucked up
got some like a big for sale
no longer six for sale
we're going to see
I think we got to get in with an accident now.
I think that's the only way.
Let's get out of here.
Let's leave this guy for last.
We don't want to get stunned locked here.
There are other people I will.
Why isn't Judy's weekend a duel?
I
Sure, let's go for a dude
Oh
Oh my
I don't see nothing
Yeah, commander some kind of commotion down here now look around
Hey
Who's there I need you to turn the fuck around buddy answer me
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
Holy moly
Where can we put those guys?
I think he's probably okay here.
Dude, what are you doing there, man? Get a job. Get a real job.
Stand around looking at bushes and a job.
Now where the fuck was that pipe we climbed up that one time?
We're getting inside.
Evil music intensifies.
What do you do?
Bob-O-Beep!
Like maybe we can lure them to these bushes?
I don't know.
There's a lot of dudes on the way.
Bob-o-beep
This is the front door, dude
I can't believe that works
What the fucking silence does that mean?
What are you gonna do?
How long have you been working?
Yeah, about a month. You're American
Dude what why'd you look over here? Who's throwing things?
Badoop.
Wouldn't that guy see me? Maybe not.
American in love. We love.
So watch yourself around, Mr. Patrick.
Don't worry about me.
People are speaking.
Can I do it?
Yes, actually, if you do speed up time so I don't die from boredom or fear, I may not survive an entire reform.
I'll turn that off.
Where's the fuck again? I think it's beneath me.
How do we kill this guy?
Dome him.
Okay, we can't do it that way though.
Is there a guy on this floor? Yeah, yeah. Let's take care of that.
of
Just doing my rounds?
Right.
God, I hate this place.
Grab my banana.
Back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Dude, that's bullshit.
That's fucking bullshit!
That wasn't even in scene, right?
Okay, they're cool.
Oh, we gotta- we gotta skedaddle, boys.
I don't want to let them...
Whoops!
Hmm
Difference plan we should have made
Oh
Back to the drawing board 47
If I snuck past that same hallway, even if I walked past that same hallway, that guy
would not have reacted.
He wouldn't even have begun to discover me, but because I was dragging a body, he instantly
was like, oh that fucked up.
Oh that fucked up.
I'm sure you'll learn a few useful tricks.
Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment.
After hundreds of hours of playing your learning,
you are encamping me.
Does you mean incapable?
Blood can't even spell incapable.
I'm going in.
I'm going the fuck in.
Convert the keks? Keeks?
Wait.
Now we're good.
Participating spelling bee win?
Dude, give me a word to spell right now and chat.
Boo.
P-O-O-P. Next.
Penis.
Abaquacias.
Abaquacicel.
A-B-A-Q-U-A.
S-I-C-E-L
Got it
Easy peasy
Easy why?
So I surgery on Friday
Any life advice for someone who now looks a bit less like a freak?
3
Dude, your eye wasn't you, bro
I've wrestled him
He's saying he doesn't wear glasses anymore like you do
Oh, yeah, LASIK
He said eye surgery
I don't even know if that's what happened.
Lisa is eye surgery? Sure. Sure chat. Sure. Sure it is.
Molly, I asked you to talk.
He said severe lazy eye? Oh.
Dude just wore sunglasses all the time.
Easy peasy.
Where's Vaughn, this is?
Turn around, you must.
What are you...
What you doing?
Hmm
What
Hmm
It was me bitch
Oh
Sus
Normally she drops a key I think
Do the map is different
Oh, no
Be bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop
They just walk past these guys
I mean, I got two guys, one of those on this floor.
It's a good day to you sir.
Just don't.
Know why you are here I do.
Move away.
or soap I must take.
Okay, make some room for this guy.
Bit unstable.
Sorry, I really need a moment.
Could you wait outside?
Hmm
I think I can just go in me excuse me work here, I do
I think we uh, think we're asleep.
Oh, God.
This'll be easy to get.
Oh, yeah, bud.
We need a costume, bros.
It's kind of like a breed.
Now, stay on. Okay? In here, I was.
Please! I need help!
Um...
Whoa!
What?
It soaked the binoculars out the whole way!
I'm tired to Dubai era you fuck
Dude even like went behind him and through the base while he still saw me, what?
It's how unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
We're gonna take a quick trip to Dubai, guys.
Unrelated.
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take a quick little detour to Yield, Dubai.
That was a bold attempt, 47.
Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be
so lucky next time.
Susie, that was.
Gamble, I will.
Penny stocks I treat. You be.
Going. Yeah, we're gonna go do bye guys. Unrelated. Unrelated to everything.
There's not a fucking Dubai map.
What do we got?
Yeah, we gotta go.
What are you using Dubai as a crutch?
It's not even a crutch because I keep failing.
Anything doubter?
You should want me to keep going goodbye because whatever I'm trying to do is not working.
Clearly is not working.
Dude, it's the Ice Man!
I believe during that run.
Dude, shut up, shut up.
What the flig up dude?
Flig's a new slur I came up with by the way.
Dude.
I just want to go to Dubai, thanks.
for
Welcome to Dubai Dubai Dubai Dubai
Goon wrangler thanks for subbing and big and thanks for seven top coming up with slurs
It's a slur for you though. I came up for it with you for you
I need a two one more points
You're a big slur for you if I slur at you will you die
Which are extremely painful I guess he's
I don't know if I can get any more though. I'm gonna lock in chairs. I don't think chairs
help me. Excuse me. Wait, shouldn't we just make this lethal poison? I'ma do that. So
the alchemy lab
dude how do mosquitoes lay eggs on water? that's just so fucking cringe
water tension? I didn't want a real answer
Nerd.
Cyringe.
I played some more Hero of the Mind Magic Offstream, dude.
I got smashed even harder.
Holy moly.
You got wiped out this week too the last time you played.
Yeah.
Why does that happen?
Did I get a scene controller?
No.
I think I got one the first time they came out.
The first one sucked.
This one's actually good.
How is it better than the first one?
Hmm
Wait, why don't I have one syringe
Did I not make another syringe, oh I know what happened
Crazy how all controllers slightly copy Microsoft's homework when they made peak for the 360.
True.
Actually, true.
You know what controllers suck?
Actually, though.
Tells us that there are syndicate members in the area. I trust that you can find you know what controllers sucks actually though
They're on high alert. So you need to be careful
Don't disappoint 47. Yes one
That should hurt her did to hold a suit
I guess you're great though.
Greetings. Thank you.
Dantweenie.
That's a Star Wars reference by the way.
You now I have become
How many sources we got?
One.
That makes me so mad.
How come I can't do alchemy on spot, dude?
Excuse me, excuse me.
Gotta go do maintenance work.
I don't have a silencer.
Oh, I don't have a silencer.
Oh, I don't have a silenced gun right now.
Yikes!
Who the fuck is this?
What the hell?
What? He didn't even die!
Excellent work, Force 7. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Heya!
Dude, these wasn't even killed I had no idea. Why not? That's weird.
Perhaps I have overestimated its strength.
Oh, maybe I like slid far away. I don't know.
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, lady.
We may have a potential threat here once that vacant wave needs to be apprehended.
Well, we kind of need the propane tank now, that my explosive has failed miserably.
Propane tank, I must grab.
for that you will
of
the
We got
Yeah, whoa Jesus
Another one bites the dust
of
death of
I'm down.
Mommy?
In danger, I am.
Lay down with the fucking head!
All right, we'll win this is we got one two
This is gonna escalate, huh?
You gotta believe me.
It was not me intention.
I'll fuck the propane tag.
How did you know it was me?
How many Elite Guards must we slay?
I
Missed
11 o'clock! No visual! Watch him out!
Cool. We done?
Nice.
I just want you to be- HEY!
That's not him right?
I don't think so.
Yeah, we gotta find a victim up here, dude, that's true.
No one help me!
You better get your ass together!
Anyone there?
My baseball
Just smoking and joking over.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Hey, look at what I found!
Sinking member eliminated.
I'm done, 47.
Free above, free above, free above!
Oh man.
Wait, where's the light?
Oh, he's all the way up top!
Fuck!
We have time
Was there even a way to get down from here?
Oh.
Sweet.
Oh, sweet.
Looks clear.
So do they know their worst nightmare awaits?
Where the fuck is that?
It's up.
It is up. It is up.
Here I go.
Oh god.
Oh God, we have a snap so we gotta go.
Man, how long does this shut him and have him woken up so I could poison to get the bonus cash?
Back to the drawing board 47
How unfortunate
Don't look so sad lego Yoda we're going to Dubai dude
Ballot time and changing weapons so print
Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding. Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
Look, that's a valid opinion I have and I get it, okay, but I'm gonna need a recording of your DOOM Eternal Ultra Nightmare Clear where you don't have the slowdown when you're swapping weapons, by the way.
I mean, you don't use the weapon wheel, okay?
I
Because I did that I did that, you know, I mean like I if there was a lobby of people who were against slowdown with swapping weapons
I would probably be in that lobby, you know what I mean? I
Didn't want this I
Think you're a poser
Be goodbye
We love Dubai. We love Dubai. We love Dubai. We got safe. I don't think a safe can spawn
on us, man. Excuse me.
Meow meow.
How come no one laughed when I was in the bathroom with that lady and I said, no, why
are you here?
I am.
No one chuckled, why not?
That was a good one.
Okay, you stop now.
I don't know, something's up.
Can you play some scat man please?
No.
Sorry.
No one said that. You can clearly see someone said that.
That was me on my ult. It was a joke, play it.
Oh, well in that case, no.
Oh, this helps.
I got to make some poise on.
How come we don't just like buy the stuff we need with money?
Oh wait, I got no money.
Hmm.
Wait.
Hmm.
Burble? Thanks for selling it.
Why make plays when you always die before using them?
Do, do, do do, do, do, do do do do.
Do, do, do do do do.
Do do do do do do do.
Do, do.
Do do do do do do.
Do do do do do do do do.
Oh Lord, so mad, oh angry, oh anger.
He's using his dumb ass boys, yeah, I guess he's being a dumb ass.
What do you want me to do?
Be nice.
Check gentle parent, that guy.
Aw, buddy.
I thought you were trying to be funny.
That's so good.
It's important to have a good sense of humor.
Disappoint 47. Good luck.
Is that explosive?
Yeah.
Cool.
Don't come over here. Hey.
OK, that's it, I guess.
Bottom, but I don't know.
Oh, a fellow connoisseur, please continue.
Bop-bop-bop-bop-e-bop-bop-bop-bop!
Hmm...
Oh!
Where's the, where's the loot?
Sorry.
Mind I do!
I
Do what do what do what?
We love Dubai
Looking good, sir, thank you
How we doing this day on okay severe brain trauma
Whoa.
Shut up.
Hey, this guy.
That's nice.
I don't have a silenced gun hmm we may have to return
Oh, no, it was the explosive one.
Oh, no.
Oh, man.
Why are you coming in here?
Oh, no.
I
You go
Security guard, I am.
I am good.
Evidence deleted.
In here you must come.
I am so tired all the time.
Second half.
Up!
I don't know.
Christ.
I don't know.
Perfect, perfect.
What up guys?
Hey!
There's like another keycard somewhere.
And it...
How come I don't have to swipe this one so weird?
You are trespassing! Stay right where you are! Enough! Stop!
Gun one, that's wired.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
I'm going to talk to this guy for you first.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
I
Hmm
I can't move
Who saw me that guy
How many is it?
You wanna buy something?
No.
Last two guys on this floor.
Control from light one, I've now moved to grid figures 8, 2, 1, 7, 5. Target is nowhere to be seen. Over.
I can't live I lost my money come on do you copy I'm at the location now and I've nothing to report
Come on I'm a Du Bois national night
This is Papa Charlie I have arrived at the location and it looks clear over
Oh
Even if there was a bathroom before
I gotta get past you, bruh.
I will kill everyone.
Looking good you are!
That is hard dude.
That is so hard!
It's not the Dubai pervert!
The Dubai Dithler.
Also not his name.
I think it seems, uh, John?
It's not John Dittler.
He's shut the hell up.
Oh, they're both working behind the counter. That's cute.
Aww.
You know, canonically he has to climb down 150 stories upstairs.
Which is more than Snake Everett did, just say.
What a thrill.
Good work.
if you feel like it you can now redecorate a bit yay I got all my guns
well math we got hang on
I forget where this is oh that's the that's the mutt of fucking that's the
motherfucking beach house level.
Any Saferino? Right here, right here.
Okay.
Sweet.
do not take son of a sass and store for you on this level I don't know how I would do
some assassin of the office is just like one building giant open spaces yeah or in the
level technically yeah although you what you got to admit we had four targets
under by that one time son is that's it only we we beefed on the last guy you're
almost there you gotta give it up
you gotta give it up you gotta give it up almost as a count dude and you want
I don't know why I lost, is that through something at the guy?
While like his head was like, he was like,
facing away from me at a 90 degree angle
and he like glanced to his left
and saw the wrench coming from it.
He was even like turned in my direction.
He killed him in front of an open door with like five people.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Shubyy doopBSWP
Shuby dee dee dee dee dee dee dee DEEEE
dee sadadada oh no
dee da da da da da da oh no
Is this an irrelevant little detail?
WHAT HAPPENED ME? THE DOOR WAS CLOSED!
I lost that particular mission because
he saw me throw the wrench at him. There wasn't five people who saw it. It was the guy I wrenched.
I'm gonna let the music play a game, but I'll be right back.
Okay!
I'm not going to let you go.
Hello?
How many mods are there now? 2,000 I think?
Just for a minute, thanks for 7.
Let's ride.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area, but be careful, they're on high
alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
Good luck, 47.
Hostile area detected.
Wait, hey he's got the shotgun, that's nice.
Why? Why are you storming?
Shit.
Ha ha ha ha!
You're looking kind of fresh in this jacket, dude.
Damn.
Find him!
Again!
Understood!
Wait, do they hear that? I don't know.
Come here. I'm out of my position. Hold up.
Hey, oh, my position will be...
Damn, they gave up. Shit.
It wasn't sounds no, I know I know
Hey, oh my position we a spider-man
Target spot
I'm not gonna be here with your mama, be there with your baby, be there with your baby,
be there with your baby, baby.
I'm the scap, man!
Is it just that guy?
Area clear. Proceeding to the next sector.
Stop investigating!
All righty, where do y'all think the safe arena is?
Gatman was not into scat, dude.
He was into making cool noises with his mouth.
I do not appreciate the slander.
Wop-a-dop-a-dop-a-dop-a-dop-a.
Need a screwdriver.
oh hey the safe's right there so work here I do
fuck man I forgot my key you might open them this bitch
fuck man oh hey
Every torus locked!
Sound effects for 7th?
pooping it pooping it
Go poop inside now
Oh man
Surprise, Nibbaki. Oh, yeah.
Good to know.
Reloading!
I gaze into the ball.
What do I find?
Hmm.
Shoo-ba-da-ba-da-ba-do-boop!
Boop.
Steals wrench.
Oh, I gotta blow it up with an explosive.
Man, we might have a situation. I'll check the perimeter. Over.
Hello?
Uh-huh.
You there, Command? Yeah, it looks like it.
Elapsed.
Contrax Potassium Sickness.
Yeah, we're gonna beat them.
Mommy
You're asking
Alright, how do we finish this one off?
Hey, the garage's open.
Hey, why is this hostile?
Hmm
No way I'm actually
Oh
Minus 1k it's okay dude. We got so much money from the site it's okay
I feel a crack.
I'm burning.
He's amin'! That's my thing! Go, go, go!
I'm gonna start!
Mommy!
I wonder what range they could see me at.
Dude he's fucking countering man.
Stop.
Wait don't we have a bomb?
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the scene.
Take back your thing. I'll be in touch.
The sound gets all muffled when you're on the mission edge, huh?
Also looks like everything looks like how it looks when I don't have my glasses on.
This has to be like a bug.
I got the glaucoma glaucoma
I want to check this out
There's a lot of guys over there though
Don't whistle at me, you pervert.
Holy shit, this guy's kiddin'.
Got some cool stuff.
Yeah.
Yes, please.
Boom.
Nope.
Well, I can't go back any time.
I gotta call him!
I wonder what the accident is, I think it's a car.
Going out to Scatman's Whaaaat
That's a blow. I was talking about the other one.
Bob-O-Bot!
Easy, easy, easy, easy, never had it out, never had it out.
I still don't know how to get into that building, but...
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Dude, I don't have a fucking katana, man.
We'll do Durantel.
This sucks.
Uh-oh.
I don't gotta go feeling about this one, gotta be honest.
You got syringe, two, we got three syringes dude.
Now that's what I'm talking about.
Wait, let's gamble.
Nope.
How do I inject this into myself?
I lost it all.
I lost it all, dude.
Uh, we don't have a Darko.
Don't need that.
I've provided you with new intel.
Let's ride.
Safe journey.
Nidamuffin's in sync for something?
What happened to my ears?
Oh the speed was making them melt.
Yeah that makes sense.
Yeah I could tell.
Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentina.
We did it.
We have managed to locate the leader, however, their identity is unknown, so to assist you,
I have some intel that might help you on your mission.
But this is not going to be easy.
These elections are for them in high alert, so you need to be tactical.
As to why they are here, well, you know this, they are participating in a handover.
As for the description, we know that they have grey hair, they are wearing glasses,
They are wearing a hat and has a tattoo.
We also know that the target is a smoker and we know that they suffer from allergies.
I'm sorry we don't have more.
Godspeed 47.
It's okay, I'll figure it out.
Yeah
Go go get the crowbar
I'm in
of
Weird?
Oh, he fell my aura. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can see that
Hmm, it's okay.
It's like a game!
You playing food or fighting fuck after this no, no, no, no, no
I'm gonna take a quick look at this.
It's just a little bit of a mess.
I'm going to take a quick look at this.
of
the
There was a meeting just above us.
Come along buddy.
I require your costume!
Why'd I do that?
Huh?
I'm already wearing a high tier guard outfit.
How are you guard days?
The way is right.
That chatter is correct.
I don't know what happened
Dibbidi bidi bidi bidi
I got this golden cava bro that's a normal cava dude that's so embarrassing.
Nice.
Isn't this flower lethal?
What the hell are these?
I guess I'll just bring him in here.
He mugged me.
Oh yeah?
You think that guy mugged me?
I mugged him.
What now?
Not so tough are you chatter?
You wouldn't say that shit to Yoda's face. I know you wouldn't.
Ooh, two in one.
Uh, no hat.
She'll bring a gun now.
No gray hair.
Where are my feelings, you joker?
Where would the tattoo be, though?
I
What out fucking see one man
There's a guy here
The car needed half as expensive as what those people put up in here.
Are you trying to make me the friend, that's life.
Suck it up.
He's smoking.
That's cool though.
I would pay that.
Sir.
Thank God it's fun to hear.
An extra security detail is not my problem.
Leave your family.
They will stay a half for the whole thing.
We'll all be fine.
We'll stay down.
Where's the tattoo?
That's him.
That has to be him, bro.
Like he's reading.
Oh no, we almost blew it!
I was approached by the old conspin during my senior year.
My thesis on the job.
I'm approached by the old constanter in my senior year.
I might piece his on Pitchfork.
Got me a position with Shepard Moore and Lord Gignacian Cone.
Uh, let's see these guys first.
Performative AF.
This guy smokes a cigarette on the edge of the dance floor and then
sits down to read Sun Tzu's Art of War, bro.
No one's buying it. No one's buying it, dude.
Ezo.
I'll make it my life easier.
10-2.
Glasses? That is not gray hair.
I think they must have just come for a meeting.
I
Were your tattoo at me
Alergic
I don't know where Tattoo is.
Oh, sure got it.
Okay.
Calling a meeting.
There's so many guards out here.
I thought that was the place to hide bodies, but it's just the fucking woodchipper dude
Mama
The leader is eliminated. Well done, 47. Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
much
around my crowbar
ah shit
i'm going back in boys
You're just a canton of ammo to see me.
How long will you be resecting before you leave your own outside world?
Die in the fire.
You're like...
Come on!
Dude, I kinda gotta get out of here, man.
I kinda got a skedaddle if I'm being honest.
Hey, we have that boat at the base.
Is that not the key?
is that not the key? wait what? hold up.
I
Like well done 47 this will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime
Well, like Tabasco sauce. I don't like the taste of Tabasco sauce down not because it's like spicy, but like
I just don't like it.
W!
I like, uh...
I like flavorful hot sauce.
Take them all down and you will be well rewarded. Get back to me when you're ready
It's been a long time since we've seen this just poison with
Well, at least we got one I guess I didn't have one before
F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f.
SKAMP!
This map sucks.
Hmm, no.
mmmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
Uh, maybe.
SKAMP!
Let's rip it, let's rip it.
We'll try to do a showdown in New York.
Dude, where even is the surveillance recorder on this map?
We will do Joy Minimum.
Oh hey, would you look at that.
Do you guys think baseball bats look cool by the way?
If you saw one, you're like, oh man, you got like walking with like a baseball bat?
Is that cool?
No, it's a stick.
More than that.
I'll be in touch when you reach the destination.
Fuck, I think we're set.
American Katana?
The baseball bed?
I thought the American Katana was like a lever-action rifle.
Oh my, that's in the uh case.
Model 1887, yeah some shit like that.
So we learned from the last time we hear that one guy randomly comes up here for some fucking
reason, so that's cool.
Fuck out of here!
So now we wait.
You think we can do a cool jump?
Aw man.
Oh man!
It's only a look out on showdowns?
Oh, it wasn't a showdown, was it?
Look at you, chatter.
Like a glove.
Call me now!
Oh shit, we stole the gear, did not pick it up!
Hey, come on.
Actually...
This area, hostile.
I'm fucking moron dude, holy shit.
Hey, uh, special.
Easy peasy, dude.
It's baseball time.
Baseball, I play.
Hey, hey mate, are you okay?
You okay?
Tragedy it was.
Excellent work 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate. I can't wear this on my back
All right, where's the last dude?
Where are the disciples of Ragnarok?
That's so cool, dude.
That's so fucking cool, man.
Ooh, what do you guys do?
Oh, we like ride motorcycles and stuff together.
Oh, that's awesome.
Like a gang of middle schoolers riding bikes after school, right?
That's cool.
That's wholesome, actually.
Meow, meow, meow.
I did not have to take this guy out.
We're gonna find the security camera.
I'm pretty sure it's in the actual club.
I guess on the other side of the map.
I mean, there's got to be one in here, too, right?
Um.
I have no idea what that could have been.
Same, same.
Yeah, I got it.
What you guys doing?
You got a better price out of those Delgado shits.
We're already making the killing in the city before I move to grade, and then there's grade.
I love cocaine
How do I open this?
Well
of
It's a dome?
I
Dude, tell me there's no security camera over here man, let's fuck that up.
Already!
We should have more in the pricing, Joel.
Yeah, I don't think there's one in here.
Okay, we'll go to the other side.
Okay, we'll go in the club.
Fringe.
Second floor.
Alright, okay, we'll take a peek.
Did you get that info from hitmaps.com?
I
Brought my back. I don't I don't give a fuck that
Construction yet this stuff ain't cheap
This guy's gonna be GIGA easy to kill by the way.
Name Andrew, I think it's first sub.
Yeah, boy!
Wait.
Can we get the same one easily for you?
Ooh!
Hitmaps.com.com.com.com.
Is this guy alone?
He's like, ah man, the one time I take a walk in the woods, dude.
There he is. This bald piece of shit.
Is there a safe?
I don't think so.
Well, gotta go!
Wahoo!
A comic-hand in Obama, thanks for subbing, real Obama, thank you very much, the Zooey Mama.
Oh, let me be clear.
All-round shooter.
Let me be clear.
The Jedi Council on Coruscant is corrupt.
Excellent work back there 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue
New York like oh no, I don't want to do your cap
Hmm.
I'm saying for a medic syringe.
Mep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep, meep.
Do we have an epic SMG? I do not believe so.
This is rare epic. Rare.
Oh, it's separated.
well well we can totally be a time trial here time trial Colorado what do
you guys think fellas that'll be good that'll be good
there's no way this could go wrong
Yeah
Yep, yep, yep, yep
Yep
Welcome to remain. Oh, fuck it's a dream. Oh
Members are currently in the area track them down and do what you do best
Oh no!
They're all the way at the end.
How you been?
Well, it may be time to start, Buss.
Only three guys to go!
I'm not going to likely! That's what you think!
I have a little thing called...
Integrity.
So, I'm just...
HELL NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
It's going to politely ask you, not-
I'm gonna blow up your ass!
Oh my God!
Help me!
Oh my God!
No, don't hurt me please, I beg you!
Don't hurt me!
I think something's hurt
Ah!
Please!
Ah!
Please!
Ah!
Please!
Ah!
Just stop!
Oh!
Please!
You should go!
It's the mob outside!
They want blood!
I gotta get out of here!
Oh!
There we go!
Oh, there he is!
Please!
Oh no!
Oh God!
Help!
Please!
Help me!
What's that?
Shit!
What the fuck?
Don't shoot me, please!
Don't shoot me!
I'm innocent!
Do something!
We could be best pals!
The two of us!
I can help you still!
Help me, please!
Someone help me!
Where are you?
Shit!
Goddamn!
Help me!
Target spotted!
Repeat!
Target spotted!
No, please!
Help me!
Damn plan!
Will someone help me?
Oh, shoot! There he is!
Oh, no!
Wait. No!
Take this twice!
Oh, okay!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, my God!
Ah!
Shoot the fucking fucker!
Oh
Shit. Oh, yeah.
Stop it!
Watch out!
No way!
Hey! Somebody do it!
Help! Help me!
God, please! Help me!
Oh, my God!
Whoa!
What the hell?
Geez, what the...
No!
You're great!
Oh my God!
I
Come for the
And anyone please help me!
Well done 47.
You'll surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Syndicate memory limited.
of
the
death of
I wanted I wanted to punch him
How unfortunate that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Hmm go. Hmm.
That was the last guard, dude. He's a hero, man.
Bad luck 47. Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding
But don't give up. I'm sure your next execution will be perfect. Let me know when you're ready
Look at them chicken breasts
Look at them chicken breasts on the back, dude
All right, what do we got?
Yeah, we got a silenced pistol, we're good, we got to do Biomax right now, it's fine.
I think we want
Showdown on Dartmoor. I like that a lot actually
Oh, no
Unsilenced pistol kill.
What about beasts?
All these are gun kills.
I can't do this.
I mean, I could do it.
No.
I can't do it.
The no firearms thing kind of bugs me.
Hold on.
Hido Sikko.
Err me, err me, err me, err me.
You don't have to kill every civilian you see.
You're telling me you wouldn't have punched every person on that fucking train?
No, you wouldn't.
You would have went in with an AR and just cleared it?
Dude, and that's why you're bitch me.
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you that, dude.
You're a fucking pussy.
You're a pussy bitch.
Sorry.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
Oh
Boom we need a bomb wait no, we don't need a bomb, but there's no no harm in having a bomb
And the lights on it's dark in there. I don't know where to do that
Oh, maybe we have to put the fuel cell in there?
I made a bomb, though, instead.
I think that'll serve me well.
Ben, yes?
Ho ho ho!
Ben?
stands out in the open.
Dude shut the heck up.
Really?
I don't have a gun.
You're going to regret this!
Oh yeah, yeah.
Unfortunate. I forgot to bring me silenced guns.
And he all got a key.
Why'd he turn around like that?
I don't fucking know, man.
I don't know.
Why did he do that shit?
Whatever the case, it pissed me off.
You coming out?
Yeah.
and
strange
and
Oh.
Running out of time, fellas.
Please, open the door!
Oh!
Aw, shit, I'm on my scalpel.
Dude, I didn't even bring my silenced gun.
I don't even have a gun.
I'm gonna take a little Pregria.
Okay, yes me lord.
I
of
I just ripped my pants!
It's all over for me.
Dude, I- look, that guy- God, that clip for that dude?
The guy literally comes from in front of me, stops, turns to the left, hits me, kills
me, and then is in front of me again.
The guy- he fucking reverses it.
Ah!
You're done.
you
I
One quadrillion dollars
Somebody's coming out of each other's of a top office open up a week or so before to go
There's a big Chris Biscons even papers up in Cali get this up a doctor nut guzzler. They sure something looking good today. Thanks, bro
Thanks, bro
Yoy!
Assassination!
Japan!
Yippee!
We're gonna shoot out on this map because it's my favorite map.
Although, what are we...
Hmm... Wait.
Accident.
Kill only targets.
Sure.
We can do that.
Shumma-numma-numma-numma-numma-numma-numma-numma-numma-numma-numma.
Rewind.
If you kill a target with an accident or like a legal syringe and someone finds the body,
is that okay?
Or will it like make me lose that?
Only accident.
Okay.
I don't know my daily scap yet, no I was doing Eminem.
Shibidibidubidabidubidubow!
I'm a ramp god.
Legal syringe does work.
Oh.
But god and Jesus are you?
Good.
fucking good. Scooby-Deep! Scooby-Deep up, up, up! Alright, first-hand RPG? Dungeon, okay.
Right, now I get traditional, like, cave dungeon, but like, you know, like, maybe it's like a
laboratory? And in it?
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Skibbity Toilet? Okay, but you're like, ah Skibbity Toilet, it's like 2010s dude, doesn't
make sense to get the game takes place in the 90s. What if it's a laboratory where he
was being created? But he had, he had been created. Baby Skibbity.
Hey, are you into biochemistry at all?
I'm into killing...
...streak.
I think one of our targets is a homeless guy.
Hey, where's the third man?
Oh, wow.
You think they're gonna be pissed if I do this?
Oh yeah, they just didn't see it.
Okay.
Wheeeee.
It's been a fucking while since I've done this map, bro.
Okay
Break some enters don't come in here
I'm such a fucking loser, dude.
I gotta find somewhere to hide, man.
Uh-oh.
Oh, god.
Oh god
Hmm I wonder why the act of hiding and something makes them instantly begin shooting at you that doesn't make sense to me bros I
Think I lost oh
I think I lost isn't there one back here. Yes. Oh
I think it's spooked if you guys saw someone crawl into a laundry hamper your reaction would
be to shoot them with a gun don't think so buddy yeah I might just leave the way leads
you one inch oh I want that oh I want that oh I want that too
bug I got no money you know where to find no shmoney
This place is so confusing.
At least this variation is during the day.
That's cool.
It's like this is a real place.
Bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam.
There's like some treasure around here, isn't there?
Money.
I don't know how I'm going to hide these bodies, man, I'm going to be honest.
Brakes and enters.
I don't think this guy's gonna be a problem.
Kill this guy, I must.
I think we can get away with it.
I'm going for it.
Okay, I turned my mind.
You drunk?
Where did this guy go?
He's right here.
There's nowhere to hide him.
There's over to Heinem.
This guy just changed seats.
I
Maybe we shall lure them in there
We don't hit him with the sirenge
Wait we can push him we got a push
Hmm
How'd he hear that it's so loud here and I choked up
I'm ready
What?
Wait!
Sturgos!
Wait, that knocked him out?
Ooh!
What the heck?
Yeah!
I'm so sorry.
It's weird that that guy only took like one elbow to knock out.
I hit him with a banana.
What the fuck is that? I don't know.
Harley, you're going in the box.
Box.
In the box.
Well, I guess we just uh, we just shoot these guys, I think.
Uh-huh.
Oh, we gotta pick up one of our blunt weapons.
What is this?
Hehehehe.
Wrench again.
Okay.
One more box stop.
Refresh the timer.
A part of Militia, I am.
Who the fuck is Militia, no Militia, Militia.
Maybe we can sirenge this guy.
This place is so fucking crowded though dude.
of
the
one
of
the
I fucked up.
Sheba dee ba dee ba dee in the box.
I get put in the box.
Shoot and run.
I could have sworn.
If anyone is there, show yourself!
Oh, you would be in a lot of trouble!
Dude, no one's there.
No one's there, dude.
What freaking hell are you, weirdo?
That's so weird.
You should go check that out.
So fucking weird, yeah, that that just happened.
I gotta hide in the box!
And then I just got in the box.
It's the J.D.
Got some shady speech around the track now.
Slim shady on the track.
About to get my get back.
Oh, yeah.
Where are you going?
Uh, any quick escape route?
Hmm.
I mean surely this guy's so busy he wouldn't notice right?
I think he would hear it.
Fox!
Did I play the M&M DLC for this game?
No.
of
the
Do I need like a diving suit? I need a key for what?
He's only more like Pennywise than Yoda. I'm Penny Yoda.
I'm gonna fucking kill you, I will.
I got a skedaddle.
Look at the athleticism on display.
Malushy Yoda might be my favorite
Jizzu's, I suppose.
Easy, dude.
Easiest push kill of my life, by the way. Holy moly.
Holy moly, dude.
I'm surprised he turned around when we showed that.
Salad assassin, Salad assassin, Salad assassin, Salad assassin.
Awww.
Aw, man!
So cranky.
I don't really care about any of those.
Let's head to Hokkaido.
Silent Snapper killed a little bit.
Surely we can get a gun in here, the laws was to collapse, right?
Can you play a song where SpongeBob says Ice?
Ice!
Lemonade, I was sipping!
Boice!
Play it?
No.
It's going to ruin my immersion.
Do you understand?
Two side doors, Amy bars.
Play a Yoda song.
Choose that doors, Annie bars.
Play a Yoda song.
Rich.
Safe journey, gorgeous.
They scan man's world nightcore remix.
Hmm.
It's not going to be easy.
You know what to do, Forty-Seven.
I saw her at the spa earlier with an entourage of bodyguards.
Yeah, I had to leave.
You're kidding me.
What, are you Cousin Lawyer?
Trying at the censure.
Yeah, none of this.
It's not like...
Oh.
Alright, stay put.
I got this.
Uh, say what?
Whoa, whoa, what's your problem, asshole?
You think you can just go around telling everybody what to do?
Okay, I know you type, Adolf.
of
I'm not sure I know.
Not a human doing.
Damn it
Calling
Holy moly.
You better listen to me.
I'm trying to keep calm.
I don't like this.
I'm trying to keep calm.
I don't like the scenario up here.
I get anxiety to the same extent.
What?
Excuse me.
Didn't anybody tell you?
And don't you know the word restricted area in your heart?
Eludes you?
Conbomber.
Conbomber?
If you want, I'm very great.
Then you must listen to me.
What the hell?
I
Don't believe you have clearance to this area. I'm so fucking sorry
I need to be a chef
I need to be a human chef, not a human.
Doing.
Dude, what do we do?
I'm the freezer.
Oh
They're fucking snitching man.
Oh, I need this guy.
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me.
Man, come in.
Got a big mask.
Is everything coming down?
Hey, what are you doing?
You can't be here.
I
Sorry
Very good sir, just keep walking when we gotta hear in a second
It's getting cold in here.
Two time speed.
I know, I know, I've had enough of this.
I've had enough
Oh god
That was for Mr. Jason Paul.
Excuse me.
A doctor will escort you to your appointment.
You're cannibal for this mess?
Please.
Look, look at me when I'm talking to you.
Hey, we didn't hear you.
Sir?
Yeah, what's that?
Oh my God.
Why are you not listening?
Hold on.
No more chopping?
Huh?
Oh, you did it all right. We've got the killer
He's so kind of who Dean
I'm pretty good, I'll get you back!
I got you!
I'm gonna lose the dog!
Perfect.
Deleted?
Thanks for subbing.
The fucking camera, man!
Come here!
You have a six right!
There's a hard-ass criminal out there.
We need to apprehend him.
He's got himself.
We got to get a collect kill, in the end we need an SMG.
Falling out to Scatman's world.
I
Need a different costume
I'm gonna go get him.
God bless.
Costume detected.
Not anything to throw at him.
Yikes.
I can't costume you.
Jammer?
A bit racist, you know, I'm doing.
Erm, that's my co-worker.
You know, there's canonically Chinese.
We're in Hokkaido.
Wait.
Can you all open this for me please?
Maybe I can lure him out.
Oh.
Well, that one's safe.
There's a Tanto up there, I think.
We're being pinched.
Emerges from behind you. Where's the fucking Tanto?
Dude, I think I'm going insane I heard very
And then the fucking, the very faint scav and break down in the background.
Did you guys hear that?
I sounded like someone on an intercom, like really far away.
Holy fuck. No dude, shut the fuck up.
I was hearing that like really low volume and they've been doing it for a little bit.
I wasn't sure if I was like actually having a breakdown or not
Please stay back
I'm going to inhale sharply and you're gonna lose consciousness because of your proximity to me
There won't be enough oxygen within this square meter in order for you and I to continue to survive.
Who do you want to put money on, sir?
I put money on me.
You're on a slippery slope.
What?
Stay your hands off that person, sir!
Right-
I forgot that snapping his neck doesn't ruin the disguise I was trying to fucking finish
She's knocking out the second guy.
I'm calling out to Scatman's world.
Hey there, pilot.
You will be fresh if you want to come through here, sir.
Hmm.
I have several illegal items on me.
turns around suspiciously
dude I just don't consent to a frisk man that's all
that's not suspicious that's knowing your rights
I'm a sovereign citizen
hey there fly boy
Sir.
I'm not sure if I can wait here until I'm done with mine.
Yeah, alright.
Excuse me, excuse me.
It's so weird.
He don't care.
His mission is far more important.
Hey, attention to me next time, bitch.
I need your costume, I'm sorry.
I'm in.
Hey, so you're the curator's researcher, right?
I mean, yes.
You want to know about the medical trial?
Oh, so it is true.
The guys had a mood-altering neurochip in 20-inch range, so go how was it worth it?
Bro, where the fuck am I?
Warning! Stensile treatment discontinued.
Warning! No vital signs detected.
Take that billionaire using stem cells to remain young.
It's me.
It's me. Are the final details in place?
Security!
I'm gonna let the pros take over.
Yeah, I got you, bro. I got you.
You didn't hear that? You're so bad at your job. Some pro you are.
Huh?
Zulu!
How the fuck do I get up like one floor?
The area looks clear, sir.
We've got a possible intruder, sweeping area. Over.
Not right now, please.
You!
Oh!
Ugh!
Hehehehe!
Hahahaha!
Whoa!
Play tricks on me and get...
Huh?
No, no, no!
of
I
What the hell is going on
You're gonna be fine, okay
Oh, who knows that? Oh, he did. Cool.
Can someone make a mod of Scanman, please?
There we are.
Uh, okay, this kind of looks like him with the
The mustache actually cheddar.
You ever just have Ambien scat going on in the background to call me, dude?
Job's good!
Yes you Lord, Dubstons!
Dubstons! Dubstons!
Something need doing?
How do I get in here?
Good hunt!
So...
All right, kinda crowded in here, and jail, dude.
Huh.
Ah, don't mind me.
Hmm.
Dude, where are they?
Are they bugged?
Who's this?
What?
It's not the person I wanted.
Hmm. We have a decision to make here. Let's do it.
Ha!
from in here you must
Holy moly.
Seems excessive.
I
Uh, can I help you?
Huh?
You there, the bodyguard.
Yup.
If you wanna break free, then you listen to me.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
You need to drop oh
Everything's okay guys don't do not panic
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Oh my god, I gotta get the Kallai kill.
I need guns!
Yikes!
Oh nice, SMG, need that.
Come over here, buddy!
Come on, come on!
Hehehehe
He's down, he's down! He gave it for the head!
It's a breeze!
Ah, it's good!
Welcome! Ice Unpaired!
We're terminating son of a bitch!
I'm underp-
He's dead! Just exploded!
I've got brains all over me!
We're gonna kill quite a few people, I think.
They're gonna man down and tip top over here!
I got a situation!
Yeah, fuck it.
I
Good shot he's aiming for our heads
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
Red Leader, area is clear. Please revive, over.
Red Leader.
Calling out from staff, man's world.
Hehehehe!
Damn, man. You're jacked!
Thank you.
Hey, you need anything? I got some cool stuff.
Thank you.
Trinkin!
Who back shrieking?
If you need...
Or you know where to find me.
Where am I?
Oh, I know where I am.
Hello, everyone.
Take good care of the VIPs.
Thank you. Thank you, purple robe guy. Thank you.
Doc?
Not even greeting me.
I still need a collat? Don't worry. We're gonna get that collat.
I
Do I give me some privacy here? Oh, yeah, sorry. I'm in here. Could you just go back and wait?
Do you mind?
What are you doing?
What the!
What are you doing?
I'm...
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
Hmm.
Oh, God!
Okay, how we gonna do this?
He's dad holy moly
Your hand needs to move
I'm not confident I can pull this off.
We got two though.
We got two.
No, we only got one shot with this.
It says Linderly fucked up.
Goddamnit!
Wait, hold on.
Wait.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch
I
Impressive work 47
of
the
So sinister, dude.
Dude, they want me to fiber wire kill this guy?
How long has it been since the last break?
Pull up the timer.
I'm gonna get some cob.
Hands over the ox.
I'm gonna die too.
Peace be Lord.
you
You
I'm
what you did to me
there I don't think I didn't do anything
you're a racist greatsword
this is how we flew it in the soul shitter class
even if I did do something
I couldn't undo it because I'm feeling crazy when can you undo it in due time for now
We're gonna use the golden gun
Would I go on a podcast? No, man.
There.
How many more times?
Okay.
I'm going to need a sensor uh bottom middle guys bottom middle sensor mods
Bigger than that, hahaha, make it really big, hahaha, way bigger, way bigger than that.
Even bigger, there we go, nice.
HAHAHAHA
They're slight ballet guys. I think today it's gonna be a long one for them. Haha
HAHAHAHA
Keep it up there guys. We're playing co-op right now!
HAHAHAHA
Let's do everything I can for a dance in distress
You'll soon be a bedding knight if you carry on like that.
What do you mean?
Well, I can grind the seeds and the like.
But not every damsel in distress knows the recipe.
Shall we stay a while longer?
No, up you get.
I've got enough herbs and the sick are waiting.
Pass me my clothes please.
Sure.
I should get dressed too.
Oh well for now Henry, and thanks.
Oh no, that one.
Never before have I felt more appreciated and a part of a community
then and only things
to the point to the to the point where I was I was searching for groups and stuff
um
Offstream and I was hearing crickets in the guild chat. That's right. You guys weren't saying shit. Yeah, you dumb motherfuckers
But when I'm streaming you better believe I get whispers from some of you pussies
So guess what? I fucking hate most of you except for sun glitters and ziko and znn
Angelina because I killed her
All right some of you not all of you some of you not all of Likori
We are logging back in the break is over okay now the vibes have been destroyed by moon moon good fucking job
We have to keep I'm sure the Bowser must be around her. Whoa is that oh
Oh my god it's Skibbity Mouse!
Heheheheh!
Holy fuck, didn't I can do that?
Where are you going?
What are you doing, bitch?
Wait, is that my GF?
Oh my god, that's- oh, she-
Oh, fuck, no, bitch!
Hey, hey!
Oh!
Why he gained so much weight in three years?
Fast food.
It's fast.
Faith journey fortress
Well, here we go
Welcome to whittleton Creek. We did it. We have managed to locate the leader
However, their identity is unknown
So to assist you, I have some intel that might help you on your mission, but they're on high alert, so tread carefully.
Hmm, that could be him.
For they, or they will slip away. Nevertheless, we do know this. They are here to attend a business.
He matches the physical description. He's about to read too.
this meeting as for the description we know that they have blonde hair they are wearing glasses
they are sporting a tattoo and wearing a hat furthermore your target enjoys reading and
they see themselves as a foodie i hope these towels can be used to your advantage
Burnt is a point 47. Good luck.
Is he looking at the heart? I don't think he's actually doing it. That's a different guy.
No, it's the same guy.
Go eat cheeseburger.
I think you just ate.
Cheeseburger.
hamburger we got to get one of these guys that are alone
no hat loser
me who freak you out back there so while you were inside I was standing in the
garden mining my own baby
where's your ass off this guy's even having a sassan loser
Please darling, I'm so hungry.
Couldn't I kill my target and then arrange the meeting?
Oh I don't know.
I
Hear a courier
Where are you going
I think that's an ass.
of
the
of
What do you think you're doing? You don't belong here
Sorry, I'm sorry. This idiot here is giving me grief
Don't talk to the cops snitch
that's the prime suspect
business meeting
business
can't stop pooping? the poop accelerates
It doesn't work.
Uh, fo-fee.
Oh, ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba.
Um.
The fuck is G-Maw doing in there, man?
How am I supposed to get one of these phones?
That's a lookout.
What looking at dude?
Omega low?
I'm in.
There's a costume in here.
the fuck hey no he's a fucking place walker
Dude, he's in space. He's actually flying right now.
What fucking distraction.
I want to distract him.
I got close to garage.
Hey, what are you doing?
Nothing.
Why don't you cool off
Oh what
Oh
Are any of these my prime?
I mess
Thank you! Austin too! Move in!
Run away! Get away!
I
Why did they get pissed off man
How unfortunate it rather appears that you ran out of luck
Oh
I don't know if I like that map for a showdown, actually.
It seems like they all kind of congregate near the party.
I don't know, my.
There was a bold attempt 47.
Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas and I'm sure that they won't be
Anyway
Actually know what you you want to know what I learned of them yeah
No, the guy the guy that I ramp up look out. I didn't realize that it was
Yeah, be
It's complete RNG whether that perceived objective works or not
Good to know
We got one silence pistol of you. We're still in business
Re-match.
Two, two, two, two, three safes.
I don't remember where the propane tank is also isn't it like in that party like in the party itself in the backyard
Fuck it
Thar G has to be the targets network.
Okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.
BAM BAM BAM.
Loser.
Have you checked your ass?
No, no, no.
I haven't.
What am I uh, what am I checking you for?
A deer? Oh.
Nah, there ain't one back there, I think. You look at my lego, man, it's cool.
I gotta change.
Oh, is Lego Yoda have chicken breasts on back?
They're wings.
Swag?
Safe journey, 47.
We get a pussy to zyota yeah hang on to pussy to Marrakesh we have been informed that the syndicate
is currently in operation here but you know what to do but be careful they're on high alert
We got the best spawn, guys.
47. You've spread your fear in the syndicate.
Well done, 37. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Slips into the shadows.
What are you doing over here?
Location and it was clear
Oh, gotta go.
Time is the location now and we're clear.
Where is that guy? Is he in the school?
I could just about
That's the guy took 12 balls to kill
Oh
Wait, oh
Baseball
Would you have to submit to get this post? I'm bad, huh? I figure since no one knows about the escape tunnel
This is the easiest gig in town. I mean all we got to do is I can't close the store
Shit
I'm not sure I've seen you
There we go!
Alright, understood.
Wait, where's the safe?
It's behind me in the book!
Not recording me without my consent!
Oh, it's in the school do I care enough man
Who got the keys to this bed
the Grand Region Commander has it?
No key.
Satan wanted it harshly.
Army truck key.
You!
That's not the right key.
Baseball!
Commander Ryuga!
Commander Ryoga!
Make the right decision you must!
Command, this is Rand Leader. I just stumbled on a half-naked body.
Big mistake that was!
Now where's the army truck?
Oh well.
Get on the ground floor and console. Back up the roof.
You're telling me that that army officer didn't have a booking key card on him?
Ain't no flippin' way.
I got you out of here.
Oh my god.
That's the door I came in, I think.
Keeps her.
Epic Vault? Boom.
Let's go get the same dude, fuck it.
I'm sure this is the run and we'll need the money.
Guys, how much this cycle ran?
Yeah, fine.
School!
Let's go to school!
Yeah, that's almost as soft. Get out of here!
Sir?
Officer's Club tonight, sir?
Yup.
Here's the army truck.
So what do you do, prisoner, on that one?
For what?
Oh, I thought I was hearing a curry.
The victory music is so loud.
Hey, man, we're here.
I don't think all the hints are in here.
Is it worth it?
I mean, we just look around for the inside floor.
That's the obvious solution.
I don't even, I don't even know where the rest of the hands could be.
Oh no, he's gonna find this guy!
None can know.
I'm looking for clues, Venom.
Uno más. That means one more in Spanish.
That's a key.
What the fuck?
Thanks, Dad!
David?
What can I do?
Hello?
I can't go down.
Jump it, jump it, jump it, jump it.
Shut up, bitch!
Yeah
Come on man beat me
I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here
0 reward only risk dude we got the safe tell me I got the coins I think I did
Excellent work back there, 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
Uh, meow, meow, meow, meow.
I'm rich!
Hmm.
Do-do-do-do do-do...
ehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmIGHT
Lethargy
your asian mom calls you moo moo
word
if she calls that chatter that too apparently what up with it
what up with it
Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Dude, it's May 4th.
What the hell blood talking about?
The voices.
They command me to make the home made it
to C4.
Oh, I didn't pick the thing.
It's May 5th in Australia.
Oh.
Word?
What am I doing?
Which in favor is the ball?
Harder, better, faster, baller!
Bonobio, baller, chocolate,
20 inch rims, on the impala.
20 inch blades, on the impala.
You can touch when you reach your destination.
These are what I believe you thought.
Read this message only if you are gay.
Welcome to Hawks Bay.
The syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
But they are on high alert.
So tread carefully or they will slip away.
Be careful 47.
And most of all, good luck.
Shub.
We gotta find a guy we can rob.
Staff.
Target spotted.
Bobba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dub-boop.
I keep hearing him
In my dreams
How do you do that
I work here now yippee
Maybe we should figure out how to get in here legitimately.
Man.
Sea Drum, thanks for 7.
dubious intent in the Kindlet and Melted Hill, thanks for 7.
Nice power lines.
How do you think they get them to stand up in the sand?
That shit don't make no sense. You guys know that sand is just crushed rocks? That shit don't make no sense.
That shit literally don't make sense.
Shippa-dabba-dabba-dabba-dabba.
I'm the baseball...
Okay.
Who are you guys?
Hello.
Hehehe.
Why the fuck are they traveling as a pack right now?
What?
Where's my baseball?
Man, where's something weird?
I'm gonna go check it out.
It's poisoning time.
Dude, what is happening?
Hmm.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anyone there?
Uh...
Well...
I'm gonna get you
Command I just heard a weird noise. I'm moving into investigate
I wonder what that could be
They saw possible to separate them I think
Hmm
I know we did is it stupid may have
Tank up!
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Good man.
I gotta watch the whole thing, dude. He don't give a fuck!
Hmm, how do we get to the roof?
Fuck, I forgot about the camera, man.
We're good, we're good.
Where'd he go?
Me no go!
Get out of here!
Now!
Move!
Whoa!
Yeah!
What?
God damn it!
What's that command?
Okay, come here.
Shit!
Did someone help me out?
Hey, wake up! I think we got a situation.
Where'd he come from here?
Excuse me, I think we've got a problem.
Uh, er...
Hey you!
He's literally behind me, isn't he?
What seems to be the problem here?
Someone's causing trouble, and I don't like trouble.
Calm down.
I'm accepting.
Calling in! Calling in!
Something's not right here.
What the hell?
Hey, I need help over here.
Hey, wake up!
I think we're down a situation.
Quite safe.
What the hell?
Oh, shit.
That weird freak running between bushes.
I'm gonna report to my current location. Over.
Spread out! Call every corner!
I understand.
Hehehehehe!
Bitch!
Whoa!
Beesler!
Are you completely irresponsible? Look what I found. A weapon! Just flying around!
Please stand back. I'll check it out.
Okay.
Interdimensional cable too, I think there's something.
Unfortunate, buddy.
I go for a swag over 500G.
the
double wrench
the fuck can I get him from outside let's say
the car battery in the garage expired can of spaghetti sauce
MOTA BANANE!
I don't know if anyone's gonna see this, probably.
SPAGHETTI SAUCE!
Security to deal with situations. Oh, it's kind of in the perfect position
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate
I gotta go upstairs
Do you think anyone's gonna find that guy?
Dude.
How do we get up there?
There's gotta be an alternative path than the fucking staircase.
Oh, they fricking found them, dude.
Explosive.
Skizzers.
Come on in, Butler Chan.
If thy dare.
There's not a fucking baller, dude.
That looks like a different outfit.
Do I have a coin?
No.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm in.
Come on, chest out, chin up.
I'm not sure what that is.
Hey!
Have I seen your face?
Oh
Hit him in the fucking face!
I hate that guy.
Alright, we gotta go to Dubai.
Alright, we gotta do buy-
We gotta do buy-
God, I can't, I wanna do buy.
You missed because you were walking.
Dude.
Dude, give me a Dubai S.A.S.O, dude.
I think it's time. I think it's freaking time
Big money yay
Yeah, how about let's do flesh Yoda
And where is he
Awesome. It's not doing flesh out any more, you got...
Huh?
It's hard to beat the original beat.
Black bruiser dumbass. Yeah, but it's supposed to show.
Huh.
Holy moly.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Okay, man
Do what goodbye oh we can WST I know
Guys where Dubai
Let's go.
Goodbye.
Who's the gangsta?
Let's ride.
And there's never a safe on this map, huh?
These procedure objectives are kind of cringe.
Well, at least we get to bring one of our cool unsilenced pistols.
How about the pink anime one?
Yippee!
How the accuracy is not good. Holy moly.
What about when you...
Holy...
Wait, is it actually perfectly accurate if I'm not moving?
No way.
We gotta catch up.
My demons.
we're gonna catch a fishy
did I win? yeah man we won
don't you think you're kinda overfishing there buddy? holy shit
there's a bucket full of fish
That's a branch.
That ain't fish.
Dude, Golden Legendary Dragonfly, I guess it is.
Okay, give me a fish, though.
He has, like, Flesh Yoda more than a regular Yoda.
I feel like fleshiota has his time and place.
I can't float it.
No you don't.
I do now, bitch.
I do now.
Rainbow Road DUI.
Thanks for subbing, nice to meet you.
Oh, I have a fish.
I have a fish.
You better listen to me.
Noi?
What kind of knife is this?
Grape knife.
What kind of called grape knives?
Explain.
Good.
For grapes?
Oh.
They're used to cut grape plants?
You're talking about grape bushes?
I got a starfish.
Oh, it's like a sharkin.
Wait.
What the hell?
We're good.
I think we're good.
Look at my ears.
After that, thanks for...
I literally forgot my sedative syringe.
No way, dude.
Welcome to the sector, Dubai.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know what to do.
Watch your step. They're on high alert.
Oh my god.
Be careful.
And most of all, good luck.
Like shmoney.
Do that's such an easy kill holy, holy fuck
I'll teleport and I'll lose progress.
No, that's okay.
It's okay.
I can't take this guy out without him waking up.
We tolerate no trespassers.
I said follow me right there.
What part of follow me don't you understand?
Are you fucking dead?
Come with me.
Please move.
I said follow me
Listen up
This is disaster boys
Well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the same night. Oh god
I
Can't see
Well, you know
I'm gonna make him shit himself.
I actually work here, so you've spread fear within the syndicate.
Get back to the safe house, I'll be in touch later.
I don't know about that.
I need to shoot that guy with my pistol.
This way.
Alright, we're gonna rest some jeep.
We got a RAK.
Julia, thanks for seven.
They said I couldn't be done.
Look at that face!
Is that the face of a guy who couldn't get it done, dude?
Oh yeah, boi!
Oh, it's Morocco though
We're gonna do it
I keep reading the AK's name is shallish shall of soccer or whatever
Well, Shalashaska, that's what it that's what it was from
I'm just five.
Boom.
Ocelot.
Let's not forget our syringes this time.
Do I have a slingshot weapon?
No.
Oh, no.
There's a shot of Shoshka, half of the Shalloshoshka.
What was his actual name?
It was a...
There's Nickname or whatever.
I can't even pronounce it, dude.
No.
It was Shalashaska?
Boy, save me.
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Hold on.
Well, we gotta fix our mission.
That's very important.
Do you guys think I can do it?
Smile.
Hey.
Excuse me.
I can do it. Smile.
Excuse me.
Did we ever...
Wait.
Oh.
Brian.
Chela Shaskai is a legendary Jacob's pistol Borlain's whore added via the legend of the
stone demon DLC.
No one played BL4, dude.
That's not true.
Wait, was Borlain's for the most recent one that came out?
I need a fish.
It wasn't bad.
Damn the performance was not good though.
Do a starfish only run.
Needed more post-game.
Yeah, like isn't that what people who played Borderlands like like the most was shooting
bosses 10,000 times or some shit?
That was the cool part.
I have to check my inventory each time I get something.
Actually unless the brain spawns.
redecorate your yard for gigafireworks please these bugs are moving at crazy
speeds I mean if those are dragonflies they're moving a lot slower
then like dragon flies in real life
wait
I can hear him
I can hear him faintly in the distance.
Oh, we got it.
do we oh no I threw the grape knife
extract the old set of it
Yes, John.
Thanks for believing in your job.
Oh!
Almost!
Don't need those.
Wrench.
RENCH
MURDER VAN
Have a good trip, Forteson.
SILENCE
SILENCE ASSIN
Sylon assassin. I think we can do it. I think we're over.
Of course this guy literally is just a random dude in the middle of the crowd.
Boy, but we can bait him inside.
Wait, we can go upstairs here.
Oh, that's nice.
So he doesn't miss the old school.
Well, he was headmaster for 30 years.
And he still carries around the master key.
You know, when it fits all the locks,
it doesn't seem to be able to park anything.
But that's nostalgia for you.
Oh, this is the...
This is the headmaster.
I remember.
Oh, a beautiful old man from Credit Marwin.
He might surprise you yet.
Anyway, we're going down.
Go inside Marwin.
Up up and away.
Okay, we gotta get him not on the stairs.
Where's the key?
Oh, got it!
All right, we're just gotta lure this guy all the way upstairs.
No problemo.
No freaky- oh, wait.
I did not notice that one down there.
Why didn't it just make that noise?
you show yourself um okay
Moderna
This guy looks like they could be in the console, which makes this much easier.
Oh my god.
I can't get into this sewer.
Sorry.
I can't get into this sewer.
Sorry.
Sorry, sir.
Oh my god, he's in the fucking security building.
Oh, he's not.
Coming for you!
But where, camera?
Maybe we should pull the fire alarm if the question works.
Don't think I have to come in that turn at all.
I don't know where he is.
Don't, don't, don't, don't!
Dude, now they're all just on alert.
This is terrible.
Man, I'm on the square and no sign of suspect.
I feel like I can maybe get this guy. I'm just afraid of being seen by a random motherfucker.
Wait, did he have a key?
Nope.
I'm coming!
There's a camera.
Hello.
Waits cameras suspiciously?
Am I allowed to be up here?
Why, God?
of
it may it makes sense
It's funny someone literally going to be in chat half a second before it.
We're really like a split-second.
Nice way to answer the question.
We shoulda known.
Well, time to go.
At least we get to keep all our cool guns.
What's that?
Nah man.
I need I need the silent assassin double you that's what I need please please
please
please it's unfortunate it rather appears that you ran out of luck
Actually drawing board 47
Dude, dude we got busts immediately.
For Yoda, new kitchen though.
New boat, ship, plane, boat, plane, ship, though.
Play the boom-boom-boom remix. Do you think now is truly the time for celebration? Why is my game not loading?
oh my game crashed
Oh
My Asian mom wants to know your name is Moon Moon.
I don't care about your Asian mom.
What happened to our...
I wonder if that mission counts as fail because our game crashed.
Aw, man!
You're surely in mom's at work right now word
We'll take it
What map do we want the show down on I
I think Darkmoor?
It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
Hold on. We're New York.
I know where propane thing is.
That's knowledge. I do not have a silenced fist.
to this. That's okay. You aren't being the showdowns that this is irrelevant? Want a freaking bet, dude?
hold let me assemble my belongings
Should invest in a streamer diaper?
No.
Hmm, I think not.
The voices.
That sounds so fucked up.
From the boy, from the bottom of a well you hear, Scatman and John yell that.
I'm gonna go pray real quick.
I
Just motherfucking lights on dude
There's that's that in the sigh. He's like he's like he's like oh fuck man all the hours that I spell this character
But the clips gonna be worth it bro. Let's listen listen to this ponderous sigh, dude
Okay, he's confidence this looks a chat
You can't hear him hit the keyboard dude
oh man dude that sucks man oh my god bro oh shit oof yikes oh hell
Well, who are you?
In ten minutes, Miggs will come and bomb the hell out of this place.
If you can beat me in less than ten minutes, you'll be able to escape in time.
Let's make this the greatest ten minutes of our lives, Jack.
Boss?
You're a soldier.
Finish your mission.
Prove your loyalty.
Mission
Prove your loyalty
Face me
Alright, I think her CQC weapons a bit better than
powers
Now
She's completely cooperative, she understands English, she never speaks, sweats, or breathes.
Well, not as long as it is. She breathes through her skin, clothing would suffocate her.
A twisted bone.
Guys I don't think I can afford that dude.
This guy is a nuke.
I don't fuck with the warrior.
I don't like the, for anyone else.
Me calling you a bitch over and over again while you snarled in that knockoff Batman voice and pretended
You had some kind of of moral authority or shit comedy gold
But then you stone cold murder them motherfucker. I was like holy shit dog. You have no idea fuck you
They giggled like that
Yeah, well almost has me back
Motherfucker man
the jank in this game that's the thing it's not janky man it's not janky it's just because
I'm shit.
Can't blame the game for being shit.
Gamer's gotta take responsibility boys.
It's time to, you know how gamers used to rise up?
It's time to sit down guys and really self reflect.
I think Discord I did, is there an ERP mod installed, it's just the new DLC man.
What does that button say?
I'm glad you asked.
I
of
The voices.
Welcome to New York.
The syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Bunt is a point, 47.
Good luck.
We need the propane.
I'm to get in literally the only way I know how.
Fuck.
Errrr, my god.
fell for it. Rookie mistake.
There's like no money.
Propane.
Pick it up, dude.
I'm recording me.
They work here.
Dude, they're all on like the main floor.
Oh, opportunity.
Oh, fuck.
of
the
death
of
the
death
of
I'm gonna need you to move lady not KCG
Thank you, sir
Oh, what the hell? No, no, no, no, no!
What was that?
Nothing here.
What?
The main man.
We've got him.
He's got him now.
Sorry.
Why are these exchanges always interminating in the air?
Oh my gosh, who went downstairs?
Man!
Fuck, she's leaving.
Man! Alright, we just brought some up.
Preemptive launch.
We'll be back, lady.
We'll be back, I will.
Yeah, Tina Smith? I work in...
Sir?
Right.
I've been covered up.
No, no, I'm just not who you think I am, sir.
Now, please leave me alone or I'll be forced to alert security.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's just, you really look like her.
Um, well, have a good day.
Where are you going?
People who played the story in this game probably know exactly who this person is.
I got no fucking idea.
Story?
Little Mal.
It's not that funny.
my contacts being formed. Don't you dare dump this story, Ted. I will find out report one
way or another.
Story, little mouse.
That would be the story of the year. Director Savalos is the best.
It's the best. And the public deserves to know that. My informants will have a
clue.
I
Was that
They're everywhere please help
You can't see me
I think she's coming over to the uh... yield glass room.
Mmmmm, we should put a banana down in there.
Syndicate member eliminated
Hey maintenance have a look at the deposit box room camera
Yeah, Perez bought someone down there himself
The man is really hands-on today. I've only seen him in this car
Where are you
No
Oh
Get back to the safe house I'll be in touch
It's a disaster
Oh no. Oh no.
Retreat!
everything's okay
I'm sorry.
If you wanna break free...
Jake, thanks for subbing.
That's so funny. Nothing, nothing.
Hey, how are we getting out of here come out wherever you
Yeah, come on this book
I guess that would never happen.
Oh, God.
The issue here is, once upon a time I knew how to exit through the maintenance door and how to exit through the van.
The only way not to exit this map now is through the front door.
This day just keeps getting better.
Dude, they're going to keep dragging bodies over here. I'm actually trapped right now.
for what
for what?
not good
I'm so scared to walk out of that lobby right now, I'm gonna be honest.
entire lobby is dead. Oh!
Come on, buddy!
Here's your new guard suit, closing your fine.
Yeah, but then I lose a thousand dollar reviews.
I want the dollar review.
Wait.
How did you miss?
I don't know.
I-I looked like my bullet should have hit that guy in the head, but who the fuck knows
who the fuck knows.
How did that all go so wrong?
of work you did back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Dartmoor silent assassin boys.
boom boom boom boom boop boom boop boom boop boop boom boop
Yield crowbar
Broke it and silently assassinate a sandwich Oh yeah explain the wait game
You did it loudly.
Hmm.
We got a pick our mission.
30 cm6 for 7.
Let's ride.
Darkmore!
Headshot kills only fiber wire kill illuminate guards.
We need fiber wire.
If we fiber wire kill a target, does that remove the headshot kills only one?
No.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor.
The syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
But be careful.
They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
When do this place get smoke stacks?
All right, objective infiltrate.
Tell me why you can't stop there, you pussy.
It's not a Hitler cat, there's a full mustache.
How the fuck can you see me so well?
Hopefully this guy doesn't move I don't recall him moving
I
Waited until you was looking away
I need that guy's outfit.
I'll never get rid of those stupid birds.
I hope I die in the bottom.
I haven't found Ardenton yet, so there is no freeway to the block.
Ardenton!
Fuck, maybe we should have gone for the air then.
Ardenton!
Da thingy.
The dump thingy.
I mean, there's a lady over there.
Okay.
Let's see what happens.
I'm going for it.
All of our targets...
Oh, except... no, I think she's in the mansion too.
Easy peasy.
We got to watch out for cameras.
Also that guy that I just ran past that was definitely going to see me.
security detail at a state general event tomorrow
Did you give the Fitzpatrick token to Madame Collard's daughter?
Rebecca?
Yes
You can assist the madam
She'll ask you all kinds of questions
Who had the other one?
Or gave it to her, that sort of thing
You did make sure she didn't send you the other one to the butler
Dude, where's the camera, shit?
I'm on the look of it, I got it from you.
I'm putting it on.
You didn't know it was all fake, and now I'm dead.
Holy moly.
Did you get that bird shell from the front street?
I don't know.
I did something.
I'm sure about that.
Maybe I'll come see you.
I'm so angry.
I'm just like all the time.
I just thought something.
I think I lost a buck.
My cut yesterday probably is in ways now.
I'm in times two.
Don't worry about me.
Truly the... yup.
I did, sir. They don't check, tell.
Urm... I'm gonna need that guy to go back outside.
We gonna hit him with a hot push.
Oof. Oof. Oof.
Do you think you can see us if we wait here?
Ground floor next to the kitchen.
Okay.
Surely he doesn't see us.
work 47 you've spread fear within the syndicate me when I almost lose cuz I'm
more referring. Hmm. Oh, my God.
How are you?
What's up, man? What's up?
Chilith?
Chee-lin?
You should go back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Oh my god, he was a non-target.
Ah, I'm such a fucking loser, dude.
Fuck!
Did I say the push kill?
It's too tempting, it's too tempting, man.
God damn it.
Tom, go skip.
This only goes, uh, uh.
How come I can't drop down?
I can drop down.
I can make that drop IRL here.
Oh, here we go. Found it! Let's fucking cringe!
I was a kill born in Jekyll, that's freaking cringe.
I was high off of shoving that other guy off the balcony, I was like hmmm, hmmm, shoved
This guy, I will. And this guy?
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
I wonder if someone in chat saw me look at that guy at like 15 seconds before I pushed
him and they're like, he's going to push this guy, isn't it?
knowing full well that I would lose.
Bad luck, 47.
This guy's gonna forget that he can't do that.
...the syndicate going into hiding.
But don't give up.
I'm sure your next execution will be perfect.
Let me know when you're ready.
No.
Yes.
Hmm
Wait, which one was this? Oh fuck
Let's save the cool maps for last. I think it's the espionage
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me
It's safe to say that we're improving
So you have to say that we're definitely improving
Do you know what I mean?
Did 9-11 happen in scatland?
No, it would be pre-9-11.
What if the ultimate goal of the game was to like prevent 9-11?
That'd be cool.
The main character, Isakai, gets another chance at life.
Wakes up, he's on one of the planes.
Oh shit.
Thanks to himself, what would the scat man do in this situation?
it's starting to get hijacked?
It says to himself, it's time. I don't want to be a human being. I want to be a human doing.
And then he stands up, boom, cut to credits.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Schmacky, thanks for 7.
Welcome to Hawkes Bay.
The Syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
But, they're on high alert.
I tried carefully, but there was no way.
Good luck, 47.
Guys, loot box.
Cha-ching!
I've really forgot my money.
Oh, that's one of my- me targets.
Hmm.
Oh god.
We kinda gotta hurry.
We doth not have much time.
Tell me why.
Tell me how you did that.
Tell me how you fucking did it.
That's five under a few.
Is it because I was on a slope? Like slightly elevated?
Run!
Look at this guy last.
Improving, by the way. Dude!
It's not my fault.
Oh, they're all outside, kinda.
I wonder if we can shoot the surveillance recorder from outside.
I wanna be a human being.
Hurry!
I'm in.
We need a bodyguard outfit.
Oh, what the hell?
I've never taken that door.
We can kill these guys, yeah we can kill these guys.
to the freezer brother what's
Did he not see me?
Got a jet?
It's up people where the situation is. Hmm. Hey man, you need to drop
Hey! Hey, stop!
Let's do this the right way, okay?
No.
Put up your hands and no one gets hurt.
Hey! You!
Yeah.
Sir, do you understand what I'm saying?
You son of a...
What do you mean, boy?
Fire will!
No way!
Oh my god.
Oh my targets are outside right now.
Hey incoming we got incoming.
Roger that.
I'm not going.
Oh, it's quiet, sir.
Man, I can't help it.
Damn, bye.
They compromised.
Anybody copy?
Don't mind them, anybody.
Come on.
Okay.
Port a little refresh.
Wait, is there a silence pistol on the wall?
Oh, the door closed.
Is it a good one, though?
Better than none? True.
Crap, we out!
This one sucks.
It is better than none, though.
Alright, how are we getting this guy?
Easily.
This could go very badly.
Quick little brisk jog on the beach.
little Dutch angle.
We're going to stand on sniper on this level so we see if they're outside. True.
You're not wrong. However, I don't have one.
I'm very, very destined to do it.
Off we go!
Okay, I get it. He's driving away. I get it. Didn't I have to see it for 20 seconds?
I get it.
Gate 47? I never noticed that dude. That's the guy.
Impressive work you did back there. I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment
What?
New York Whittleton Creek hmm champ
Let's do Whittleton Creek again showdown
Yeah
We can do it! Make targets slip!
We can do that too!
The prevention of the line.
Scatman's World.
Gamble on stock?
YAMBLON STOCK?
Nah, we're good.
Bobbo beep!
We got the banana?
Alright, very important we uh...
We make this guy cartoon slip.
I'm expecting the guard on duty right now to time that perfectly bubble.
The pressure's on.
I don't know why I need this.
What kind of car is it?
Is it a Jaguar?
Is that a Jaguar?
It seems like a very fancy car.
Why would a guy like this drive a fancy car?
It don't make sense.
Welcome to New York.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
But they're on high alert.
So tread carefully and they will slip away.
You know what to do, 47.
Oh, I do.
I sure do.
Oh
Behold
perfect damn he's good
why are they freaking out you'd relax
I
Chill bro
By some miracle
Who the fuck is that
Sir you will need to follow me. Oh shit, okay, please comply and come along
Yeah
Pop open
The other guy just gave up dude that was a backup man ready keep on
To key cards
Where'd this guy go?
Don't you try to get him!
Come on, you crazy!
Oh, jeez!
Shots fired! Shots fired!
Wait, what? No one's killin' anymore.
Heh heh.
Alright.
This dude, however, coming back.
Come here, the friend.
Two closed doors stop any sound.
That's crazy that you know that.
I'm not making fun of you.
It is, however, impressively, you know that.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Oh my god.
I'm just gonna kill this guy.
The area
Well gotta go
This is such a good key card to get holy shit
The thing goes Sprat. Sprat at a time.
Why is that electric heating right now?
Does it always do that?
The- the Tingo Scrot.
fix it up no problemo
Oh, click it, flip it, press it.
Battery.
Dude, now knowing what that two-door thing is actually so useful, what the hell?
Let's make sure the shrapnel gets into his brain.
They didn't hear it, cuz two doors.
tingo Sprott Sprott aton
hmm I did not sign up for this
Flip it you're on baby
of
death
of
I'm in I even want to do the safe or the vault now there's this last person
me up but up up why not cuz they they changed the way that it works I'm not
saying it's it's worse I just don't know how to do it properly just keeps
getting oh man so many dead guys oh cringe
I'll be in touch.
We're all lost for missing.
See Patrick?
The signature American goodbye.
Now in America we shake hands and then exchange hamburgers.
Or cheeseburger, not hamburger.
I used to call every hamburger regardless of whether or not they had cheese or hamburger.
I don't like the cheese.
It's not the biggest deal.
Getting a look at it should be quite easy.
Meow.
Meow meow meow meow meow.
All cheeseburgers are hamburgers, but not all hamburgers are cheeseburgers.
Yeah, and I think that's the message that scat jam scat me and John was trying to like
Do you know what I mean
You've done well for you said jam we now have information on the syndicate leaders current where I was that fair
Scooby-Di-Bea-Di-Bea-Di-Bea-Bea provided you with new Intel
I got two of medic syringes, dude. I'm loaded. Holy bolly.
Homeless hero, thanks for subbing. Doors stay locked. We could probably do that.
Do not get spotted. Probably can't do that.
You know what if we make?
If we make one of the targets slip...
Wouldn't they drop like their meeting phone?
And then we could just walk by and pick it up.
Shrudge.
The
question is do we stay
and kill the guards despite there being one hit kill assassin station around the perimeter.
Welcome to Whittleton Creek. This is it. We've tracked down the syndicate leader.
You need to identify the target first. But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
On the other hand, we do know this. They are participating in a handover.
As for the little identification we have on...
Glasses, no.
We know that they have grey hair.
They are sporting a tattoo.
They are wearing glasses and wearing a hat.
Furthermore, your target is...
No.
... agitated and nervous.
And last but not least, they have sweet tooth.
I hope this will help.
Good luck, 47.
Grey hair glasses hat.
Tattoo.
Same thing.
Okay.
How come I can't mark two Prime Suspects?
I mean, we can just take them out, dude. Fuck it.
of
cap of
to go further inside please
that's his assassin
Holy fuck.
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Why wouldn't the garage close?
It's not a solution. It rather appears that you've run out of luck
Where's the opening of my fucking mind
You open it back up. Okay, so what about when I closed it after I fucking hit him dude, why did it open up again, man?
We should alert him further into the house
It was gonna be so sick I was gonna close the garage right next to him dude knock him out put him in the fucking freezer dude
Look out down perceive the deck and tongue. I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the grid
But we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work. He closed it
I'll die on the saddle. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment
His final acts closing the opening the garage with his mind
Oh fuck!
What the hell?
Big shmoney
What happened to Yoda? His back ass is so sexy. Alright, stop objectifying him, please
Swag
You doomed to never want to show down we won one earlier, dude.
It's easy peasy.
I could do it easy peasy if I wanted to.
I'm merely conserving my energy.
Oh yeah, we're gonna take a vacation to Dubai real quick.
Quick little Dubai trip.
I need my smudgy.
Hey, because of us up some Dubai chocolate?
Brother, ain't no...
What even makes it Dubai chocolate dude?
Like I know it's the pistachio but like was it a recipe invented in Dubai or did they
just like buy the company that liked at it and like remarketed or some shit?
Oh it's poop.
I see.
Oh.
They made it so searchers about some poop fetish thing disappeared.
Ohhhh...
Ha ha ha!
We ever had Dubai, Macha, Chocolate, Wubu, Sonny's Angels, Pistachio, Protein, Hot Honey,
Weir, Charlie Curt, Gold Flake, and Fuse Refresher?
No, I've never had them.
Sounds good.
future destination. We carry the flame. Welcome to the sector, Dubai. We have been informed
that the syndicate is currently in operation here. Look at this slag dude. However, they're
I'm on high alert, so you need to be careful. Be careful, 47.
Down here. Excuse me.
Looking good, man. Very good.
Ooh, I really gotta use the bathroom.
Oh, you're here! Wonderful!
I heard a courier. Wait, it might be him.
It is him!
Christ, I could answer my pants. This is not good. Not good at all, man.
Oh, my hands are sweaty.
Whoa! Jeez, what? You want a kiss?
Yes!
Where am I? I don't know.
What is this little worst place to get lost?
Look like a gun. I'm tourist.
Hey!
Fuck!
Getting time to games!
We got so much money, what the hell?
Dude, it's dark gun time. It's happening.
Well, bathroom has a closet. The Dubai chocolate 24 carat LaBoubou bathroom closet.
MP Grandfather's deliver.
Oh, now what?
I'm you. From the future.
Hello, sir.
Greetings. We work together. Don't forget that.
Wait a second. Where's the key card?
Hey.
Oh, there's only one fucking thing in here.
That's not how you use that phrase.
That's better things to do with my time.
Hey, bitch.
Sorry.
There's two closets.
We're good wrong wrong now I'm mad that you were wrong
We're all of our targets above us?
Yes.
That's cool.
We like that.
Please stand back.
I'll check it out.
Please do.
please stand back I'll check it out please do nothing here we're turning to post
Oh, yes.
You think Scatman's at the bottom of this elevator shaft?
We might have a situation. We've been here over.
Who's there?
I don't think you're this crap.
Excuse me.
My intention is prying.
I'll check the perimeter. Over.
He's got to even have a Silo's gun, dude. Loser!
Ah!
What was that?
Turn around, now.
Man, someone just threw something.
I'm gonna get you.
Come on, yeah. It was nothing.
I'm gonna get you.
Swag.
Returns to the scene of the crime?
Yes. The situation is under control.
I had two bunnies.
Oh my god, I have a sounds gun.
Now wait here. Be a good guard and wait here.
You've nearly made it to the top.
The top of the Dubai chocolate tower.
Loo-boo-boo.
Loo-boo-boo tower.
What's up, guys?
Listen here, pal.
I'm sorry, but you don't come through here.
You're obviously having trouble with the concept of no trespassing.
Move it!
You're obviously having trouble with the concept of no trespassing.
Move it!
Uncle Ruckus javala-
What?
Come in, Jake's do this in the Undertaker.
Something's going down in the Mabinolo.
Is he coming down here? Don't come down here.
Hey you!
We think you're going definitely not true here. Yeah, you're right.
Get out of my face.
Oh, I forgot we could do this.
I mean, there's no point doing it.
But we can.
We can though.
That's cool
Well, it could have been worse, I mean I don't even think I bothered moving these guys
I'm being honest
Oh, man, sir, yeah, just want to remind you about me
That's right 900 hours and the key card's activated
Come along buddy, come along
Hmm.
We're objective maxing right now.
Oh yeah.
Come on.
That's not close enough come on come on I mean we got a couple of chances right
I knew we could make it work.
No, I don't like that. I don't like that.
Come on!
They're very good. Very good. Very good.
Time to die, you will.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
That was personal.
Fuck you.
My baseball?
Don't worry.
I only got baseballs where that baseball came from.
The baseball factory.
Wait, that's a tech.
Hop-o-peep!
Wait, no.
I know what to do. I know this map now.
Did you update extra 7?
I wonder if someone sees you doing this if they know it's illegal.
Do you know how fucking windy and loud it would be to stand up here?
Hanpa-hanpa-hanpa.
HA-HA-HA-HA!
One man remains.
Our Royal Highness has never complained about it before.
I'm sorry, but...
I got to suggest...
I'll get an issue of one tomorrow morning.
You know how it works?
Chef detected.
How we doing this?
Perfection!
It's time to stop preparing.
I think I fucked up.
Bro, can you turn the fuck around, please?
There's a fine for littering here, sir.
Wait!
Do you have a problem, sir?
Are you listening to me?
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the Cindy's.
You should get back to the center of the city. I'll come to present it.
And how's Keith?
seems like dinner's gonna be late
I
Thank you for free my boy Markov. No his band just wore off dude.
I didn't free shit.
Don't give a shit his ass. I'm gonna do it right now dude.
30 minutes.
I mean now when you're ready to continue, I'll be waiting.
I didn't want to drink dark.
No firearms dude.
Any safes?
Yes.
Where do you even bl- oh, with a flashbang.
Ohhhh.
Give me a flashbang.
Flash foam. I don't know what this does.
Yeah, we have a lot of money, should we give more?
Come come come come come come come come come come come
12K people on your stream yet barely 300 people have gambled
whom suspicious is it?
Yeah, they're bots, they're bots.
They're all bots.
Yeah, maybe a lot of them, maybe it's against their religion.
To gamble.
Ever get through that?
Bigot?
I'll tap to say fuck you.
Someone pick up the phone and flash them.
I'll tap to say fuck you.
Welcome to Hokkaido.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area.
Track them down and do what you do best.
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Good luck, 47.
There it is.
Mount Fuji.
I saw at the spa earlier with an entourage of bodyguard. I had to leave.
You're too.
Weird good.
Stay here, you understand?
No problem.
You said in my friend's scene, he is in chat.
Slightly annoyed, we'll admit to that. Not more though. Keeping it in chat.
What up, Zephrens?
What up?
There's no way you said ZEME?
That's how- SCAN, ZEME!
I work here now!
Yippee!
But you know what I have a ginky this hey
Wait I have an idea
I
See oh no
I
Just a sec who are you?
Oh, no, I think she's gonna pick up the phone, dude.
Who's the boss?
Hey, buddy.
Come on, that's it, man.
That's it, man. You're a jerk.
You're a jerk.
Shit. Ow!
Oh, shit.
Aw man, I didn't have to be like this, bro.
We gotta figure out which lady has our phone.
Honestly, maybe we could find something in a chest.
Well, good night.
probably be a blow to the city.
You think it just went off?
Oh, it's her!
What's up?
Got it!
Aw, it's...
It was cigarettes.
Aw, I killed her for no reason.
I didn't want to do that.
Oh, sleep pods.
Anyone ever slept in a sleep pod?
Weeeeeeep!
Yeah.
Alright, what's the plan, boys?
I
Baseball
How are you?
Get out of my world
G.A. sure off hit him and turn the corner!
Search everywhere! Understood.
Oh no!
I heard that! What the hell is going on here?
Let's stop!
We punched that guy giga hard dude holy moly.
I got a body here in my five. Please advise.
Hey!
You have to snake!
Turn to the safe house.
Dude.
How unfortunate.
Why?
It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Dude.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
What was my plan? It would have been really funny if I threw that guy over the edge when
he turned around and it was gone.
We got to take a quick little trip to Dubai, dude.
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing
off the grid.
I think we have the place.
Alright.
Aw.
Ohhhh.
We should have just shot that guy.
Yeah, I think we, I mean maybe we just take a quick little safety trip to Dubai, you know what I mean?
for funds.
Nice.
Two targets.
Nope.
Run, Billy, run.
You don't need this pistol, I don't think.
How about some Dubai chocolate? What do you guys think?
Dubai chocolate? Or 24k?
The boo boo. The boo boo.
Hold it.
I'm sad we lost because we had so much fucking money, dude.
I shouldn't have swagged out so hard I think.
Have a good trip, Mr. Swat.
Swat, do you think for some of my dogs as far as I think I might die from it?
Well, maybe you should be in better food.
You ever know people who like cooked meals for their dogs?
Welcome to the sector. Dubai.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area track them down
They're on high alert, it's not going to be easy Godspeed 47
You're not supposed to be here
Hey someone help me. Oh shoot
Go!
Errm...
Ah, we're good.
Heh heh heh.
I can't kill him.
I don't have a key!
Oh fuck!
Hey, we're painting, huh?
You gotta listen to me.
Hey, where the hell am I?
Look at the rag-fizz.
Oh, those are gloves.
Target spotted.
Oh, that's an easy-ass target.
And hellooooo!
In the thingy you go!
Oh my god, there's a guy here the whole time, say.
Oh my jeez Louise.
It's a very successful Dubai trip.
That's the same gun.
You're my hero!
King's a hero!
Son of a bitch!
I don't need this shit.
It's time to stop!
I got an honor to honor!
Shit! Will someone help me?
No! My friend!
Oh, I killed her too!
I need you to stand up and fight the aliens!
Stay low! He's firing at us!
Okay, enlighten me here. You'll have a good break.
I'll cut him in my...
my easy shmoney dude
do you have info on the perp?
yeah i know exactly who you're talking about
hey do you have anything to do with this?
Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
Oh, they're both dead.
you
the
Get the bullets skipped over, dude!
He lapses free.
Dude.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Use pixels more accurate.
How do you guys normally do class do you do like that or do you actually like line it up?
Mm-hmm line up a shot strikeer pistol penetration
Yeah, but how do you stack the heads on top of that was a bold attempt 47
Unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding. Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
You must hold fire the entire time with an SMG for the cloud to count. See that's what I thought, right?
I mean obviously yeah, you can use a penetration bullet or whatever, but...
Alright, whatever. Still successful because we made it out with our SMG, dude.
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! Now I'm gonna go poop.
Poop time.
Thanks for watching everybody. See you tomorrow.
Three sharp.
Three sharp guys. Do you believe me?
Ha ha ha ha.