you
I like Turtles and Arconic makes for Subbawn.
Thorson beat the record? That's fucking cool man.
That's cool. Good for him.
If the Sharknami were coming, what would I do? Give up.
Quit.
Echoing very cool music for Sabbath.
a young john scatman
on his global quest to kill terrorists
you see that the girl in the cc me who got fifteen rank in a osrs leagues
a good job
i hope you understand that this is not
render you immune to
being made fun of like all of the guys in the cc
take a shower bitch
Why are you ranked 15?
How did you clock 2,000 hours in two weeks?
That's not fucking possible.
So long, Zover.
That's cool, though.
Now, that's news I care to hear.
That is news I care to hear.
Tell me about the color of your soul.
I got a pink discord.
Tell me about the color of your soul.
Am I in the cot turning?
You know me, prolific collab or probably doing some shitty fucking streamer tournament, right dude?
That's happening.
Mr. Afterlife and PantyGagals, thank you for the ride.
Can I do the scuba dance?
Likes a little bit better in here. There he is. Scatman John.
He looks so much like him, dude.
Heck, W thinks for something. Wooligar thinks for something.
Oh, that's a tough call probably this
It's got my love of yeah, your idea was really good
I misread it when I got posted initially
I thought that it only worked on one map like there was like a
Special disguise that you could get in Wilton Creek now that you would unlock and disguise that you could use in freelancer
I'm a stupid big
Larian thinks for seven rigs bit an angle odd and sign at the natural things for so quick
Are you actually gonna win this time
Let's go!
Power up!
I
Won't
Bang your mom and Zim Zimp God thanks for seven today. Go catch the next DK. Thanks for shoveling
Bobo deep
to Google X4 Subit, Kamarito X4 Subit, hold up, who's Galatix for God's I'm sorry I missed
that, Morphol in the void particle, thanks for Subit.
Well, let's pick our mission, dude.
John's first mission.
Sam, thanks for seven.
Same bug, Sam.
And fuck you.
Thanks for seven, nice name.
We got everything we need.
Hmm.
Easy to do me and my surgery nice in Brazil.
Let's do this one.
Where do we wanna add
That's a lot of poison
You're the train level today? Hold on. Tell me about the color of your soul.
I'm going to make some lethal poison.
I want to be a human being.
Who alias question mark to that M&M fucking picture, man?
Oh, he's uh, that's buddy
My relics for a guy 7 what the hell, okay
Anyone more
Anymore more poison.
My still extra subtle
Anti-space question mark you vote
Where's my fishing rod
Wait
No, dude, ride the alligator to work, I wish.
Tell me about the color of your soul, your soul, your soul, poisonous, poisonous, poisonous
characteristic or something.
I need a fish.
Vitamin Cretaceous or something.
Thanks for dinner tonight at BBQ Chicken.
I don't know.
Spit.
Bar pollution at Crusader Lakes or something?
Uh, J-Band, thanks for 7.
Do y'all let your big dick homie unclog your constipation?
No.
Here's it, jams for lunch number nine, club supreme plus pickles.
Hey, not bad, not bad.
We like a little microwave bacon, dude. Give me the fish
why
I
Sir snickle, thanks for seven hold
No, I'm stair. Thanks for got something old scratch. Thanks for got seven. Sorry. I missed that. What the hell?
What they had in a room, thanks for something
Rami slap all six for regular seven
Tell me why I got six branches.
Seven.
That was average.
My branches!
Three off, six for seven.
Practice your scatting while you fish.
Alright, here we go.
Bobbunny!
Shippity-bop-bop!
Shippity-bop-bop-bop-bop!
Shippity-bippity-bippity-bippity-bippity-bippity!
Nom nom nom nom, thank you for a silver.
You're about the hentai virus. The Hentai virus.
You guys stocked up on your Ivermectin boys?
What's that?
Oh, horse paste?
For horses.
But also for people.
They got a crowbar.
Not a fish.
CHL's like for something.
I am a zoomer.
What is this scat man shit?
Isn't scat shit?
No.
Scats when you make random noises with your mouth and color music.
I don't need this I might need the crowbar the
Oh
Holy moly
Can we get a scat line?
Yeah, as soon as I catch this fish, bro.
Yippee!
We're going to be something a lot of people to scat land today.
Pizza party leaks for 7.
My intention?
I rest for tips extra seven and say, is crime.
All right, we got, we have three different instances of poison, dude.
I'm sure not only will we get to use all of them, but it will work without me getting caught.
Eat the sushi.
We could do that.
Well, well, well, let's see.
Why am I so overweight?
I can't.
It was the noise.
Let's ride.
Why he runs so stiff?
He's a cold, heartless killer who's been programmed to only extract you out of him.
Tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them, but they're on high alert.
So tread carefully before they slip away.
You know what to do, 47.
Easy.
Where's the other one?
Oh, they're all out in the open, kind of.
Oh, she was behind the window, that's what I couldn't see, dude.
What are we getting out of here, bros?
Running out to Scatman's world.
If you want a break-
Oh!
Why am I hearing another one?
I don't want to be in here anymore.
So fucking dark.
I suppose I am.
Oops.
See ya.
Don't hesitate to come back if you need more.
All these bunny knots. What a fun idea.
I would have thought we'd be in the front.
I'm still around this big input since the blikegang route.
Yeah. The drug quality's really gone down this shit.
I don't even know what's gonna happen right now.
Dude, they're buttons. You don't know me.
Oh my...
Oh my god.
He's trespassing.
He's trespassing, yes?
Wait, why am I doing this?
Errm...
How come he gets to come back here?
It doesn't work here.
How am I still trespassing?
Okay, we kind of fucked ourselves.
We're getting out of here.
I am coming!
I hear a camera.
I am coming!
party in the party. How do we get out?
Party! Hey party people!
I
Can we help this one now?
Yeah, first time fucking window idiot
Okay, we might be able to get two and one here
how is what you should get back to the same house I'll contact you later but how
though we should have waited I soon like I was gonna go walk for a long ass time
I
About the color
the
Wigan, thanks for selling-
That's for selling board, 47.
There's army plonkings for selling-
Dude, my feet is cold, bruh.
My toesies is cold.
I'm gonna miss my trink gun.
We did- we did no scope that guy in the head, though.
Let's talk about that for a second.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
My game crashed.
No!
I just realized that Emo's name is Scadzo.
I'm scared.
Magnus, brief and warrior for Christ, base for seven.
What's up?
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the grid.
But, we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Um, I'm ready.
sure again we'll do a Dartmer showdown dude and it's not going to be the one
that's all outside personally actually a lot we're going to Dartmer right now
actually let's do it
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me diet lets go
down, respond to force and beating the juicers record
anyone got a gun look for some badges I hold you guys in high esteem certainly
above the new gen streamers okay but that line is wearing rapidly thin I might
I might prefer to see the nonsensical robotic jibberings of a new gen streamer viewer than
hear about your dumbass Minecraft speedrun record dude. I'm gonna keep it a book, million a book.
I would rather hear 100101000001 than a moon moon. Have you heard? Have you heard the juices
back in the freezer then! Give me one zero zero one zero one please!
There was something I was gonna do but I forgot.
We need a lethal syringe.
Hey Moon Moon, have you urged in?
Fuck you.
Yeah, I have heard.
Where's my mushroom?
Dude, next time I go AFK, I need to put some socks on that.
Screw J. Hello? And then we told them it's your sub.
How come the Force and Bodges are like, hey, did you hear my, my Godgamer beat the juicer?
He put the juice back in the freezer, but they never be talking about what happened
to the oatmeal.
Like, where's the oatmeal kept?
Where is that shit?
What is Mr. Four's keepin' the oatmeal alive?
I don't know.
I'm hungry.
For some oatmeal.
Doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot.
We need someone to throw.
that was fucking hilarious lol keep up that same energy all stream thank you thank you
see it was a it was a reference to uh it was a reference to the god game we're not being
able to beat a platformer fan game but even the most elderly people on twitch have beaten
That's all.
Sogre, do you want me to...
Not even speedrun.
Not even a speedrun.
Copy, Hallowday, first-sip?
Oh, I have.
is active in the area but they are on high alert so tread carefully while they were slipping away
you know that's still 47 oh no gotta dig this place ancestral graveyard
what's that fuck up like for the last time
off the safe is an item portrait with a secret mechanism for uncovering
It's got real soul
Tell me about your soul
Dude I forgot to do this pretty good at doing this spawn
Where does he go?
It's so fucking dark.
Let's give it a quick little reset.
He's back out here.
How am I supposed to hide these bodies when they're both outside?
Oh, no, he's on the first floor.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, it...
Yeah, I'm gonna choke this guy out.
of
death
of
the
I don't know what's different on the night variation.
The lady's not in here, the old lady.
I'm double in.
Oh.
Hey, lady.
Oh, she did get me a key.
A token?
Well, let's skedaddle, shall we?
Where the hell am I?
Tell me about the color of your soul.
So, so...
We're just gonna get downstairs.
Uh, sure.
I can't fucking see you.
Oh my...
Oh no.
Oh, no.
Oh, he moved.
Yippee!
Alright, all we gotta do is give this guy the jab.
Easy peasy.
We won't be able to hide his body though.
I mean, we can watch them for a little bit.
The fuck are you guys looking at?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
I can ring the dinner bell
Well, I got a scout I got a scout I have
Strange you're not trying to poison on the stairs. Don't worry. That's that's been beaten into my brain. I
Know that it will default to a fucking punch
Not just a punch, a punch where they will see who you are most of the time.
How do I get this guy?
I think I know how I get him.
Oh, wait, wait, that's literally how we get up on up, okay, what the hell did that do?
He do not care
Dude, where do we kill this guy? Maybe there's like a little side room I can learn him into
No, we could do
We'll just take him for a walk, dude.
Easy peasy.
Quite safe.
I'm really, really stuck around here. Come on!
I'm not feeling this. Now we have security to do the situations on this.
No!
You're surrounded.
Give yourself up!
Yeah!
No!
We gotta get this guy in the plane right here.
I don't know if I can though.
Is there somewhere else we can put this bit?
Or don't know my...
Or don't fucking know.
Who are you?
No need to panic.
He was here when the safety man of Carlile's office was repaired last week.
He had to carry some heavy vault to the top floor. He complained about back pain for the entire weekend.
That's just bonkers!
I
Truly might just hide this guy right here no one sees it
I'm just gonna do it I don't think I should though so get this guy real quick
Aw, he's an up-hair, dude.
Erm, a rut-row.
We got some tough ones right now, fellas.
Oh, what's up, what's up, BobbieD!
Probably gonna want the, uh, with some electricity.
I don't know where there's a car battery.
Yeah, fuck it. Let's see what happens.
He's waiting for him your piece of shit your loser camper
Oh
Back all things over
Saying no to that bro, I maybe someone should
This whole fake I killed her taking it a bit far
I'm glad I'm not one of her kids
Every pretend her mother is dead in front of a lot of people
I thought you were kidding when you told me Steve says the undertaker is having a fit
He didn't even know to make service either
Stop fucking talking begin moving
Okay
That was weird you take a look knowledge tell me why
Tell me why
Tell me why.
I can kind of see him a little bit.
Where's my baseball?
Got it! Adios!
Tell me about the color of these bullets.
I
The fuck did you stop hey
Bro it rolled so far
Tell me about your soul.
Interesting.
A long, long soul.
What?
Yeah, Commander, some kind of fracas down here.
Have a look around.
Fracas?
Nice bokeh.
That's our real word, I don't think.
Maybe.
Brackets, nice bokeh. That's our real word, I don't think. Maybe.
Tell me about it. Wait, what?
I wanted to do the cool shoot in the back animation
The pawned ate him.
Another offering for the Loch Ness monster dude.
How are we getting this guy?
I feel like we're going to clear this area out a little bit.
Wait the two guards that we just took care of are they not the ones that were nope they're there
Poison they're so good spot to do it though
There's always people watch
They be watching in shit
That's a mirror.
Fuck, I could probably get him right now.
I throw a baseball to the left here, run behind him, hit him with a jab.
No?
Surely that works.
that works all right we'll wait I think this is the spot that they both look at
baseball? Yeah, well, that's fine.
Where's this all wet?
Oh, we just lure him in here.
God, I'm so dumb.
Wow. Wow.
What was that sound?
Oh, come on!
Wow
Yeah, we'll use the vacuum cleaner
Wow
Tell me why.
He said oh.
So far battery located
I'm calling an audible baby
Maybe.
Huh?
Hey?
What's that noise?
The town's in a safe place.
I can't fortune it. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Bummer deep!
I didn't think it was actually actually actually because you walked right through it and I
threw it.
There was a bold attempt for his own unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding
Knowing you I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time
We'll get them next time we'll get them next time for sure
We will get them next time
I told you I thought that it wasn't actually fucking electrocuted
blind doesn't it when you throw the car battery doesn't like do the zaps and shit kind of
the propane tank when you throw the propane tank?
He goes...
Psst, psst.
It does?
I'm saying like...
Um...
Like when you throw a propane tank it starts to like leak.
I thought the same thing happened with the car battery.
And I thought he walked through the puddle
because I thought I timed it properly.
So I thought that the puddle was not a...
I don't know why I'm wasting my breath, I got a headache man, it's actually a waste of energy right now.
Dude, I lost my fucking SMG, but...
Who's this guy who got electrocuted in the middle of our mansion?
Oh
Beats me
Pistola we're gonna take a quick trip to Dubai to get some Dubai chocolate
Me me me me me me me
Banana face bowl.
I can't believe we're so close.
So close.
He's got a mustache down, dude.
I'm going to do buy for chocolate, and I'm not talking about the food.
Hmm.
You're literally match fixing at this point?
Dude, you got the name of a sports team in your name, man.
You should be okay with match fixing, man.
You should be stoked for it.
You should be ready to buy a $20 hot dog at my studio, bro.
Get a 24.99 hot dog while you're here, dude.
Uh...
Do-do-do-do. Nail.
Nail!
I think we're good.
Don't need much.
Decorate interior shut for secret area.
Oh, we tried decorating the outside.
I don't know if I have the...
Oh...
But can I still make the poison with this?
Yep.
No, I saw that something was back here the last time I strained.
What's this thing?
Whoa!
Do you only ever get this once?
Well, we gotta put this pistol up, dude.
This pistol is LEGENDARY!
Holy moly.
I hope the Firewire up too is epic, apparently.
Me?
I got 30k dollar reviews.
Should I gamble?
Tell me about the color of your present.
I got something on mission.
Do-do-do-do-do.
That's crazy.
Like I saw it, some of you may remember, I saw it, when I was running around I saw the
chest through the woods while I was looking for like a mushroom or a nail.
And uh, someone said to decorate the shed and I took that as decorating the front of
the shed.
So I guarantee that the guy who said decorate the shed was like, ah, this fucking idiot
dude clearly in my talking about that side.
Oh boy.
We are at 47th.
Maybe the extra sub is 30k dude, we can get a fucking dark gun.
Welcome to the Scepter, Dubai.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know
what to do.
But they are on high alert, so tread carefully or they will slip away.
Godspeed.
Dang it.
I don't want to get searched.
Hmm.
Oh, it's not something to sassan.
Maybe we should play it like it is though.
Welcome to the Scatman's World.
He's got a little cute little ginger stash, dude.
Oh shit, I must go and get the um uh from the the the the what the hell is that coming
here?
Hey, what are you doing?
This whole shit!
Bop-bo-beat! Wait, they probably have a key.
Couldn't last, couldn't last one minute. Yeah, we stuck by at the wrong time.
Let's pretend that we knocked these guys out, and that the lady didn't randomly look
to the left and see us, okay?
Let's pretend we knocked him out with our baseball.
That's America's sport, baby.
I love going to the baseball field.
I've seen the lads, the boys, tossing the old leather ball.
Leather ball.
I don't know what baseballs are made of, I assume leather.
Beep-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp.
I think I get away with choking this guy.
Bop-bop-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Well, trope, no one finds you.
Sweats visibly.
I'm hearing some courier coins.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bee-ba-ba-ba-do!
I'm in.
Oh
Why does he stop being aggro?
What's happening?
Alright.
We failed to handle Sasuke, that's very important.
Alright, who remembers me?
Wait, why am I hiding this guy's?
I don't gotta do this.
If you wanna break free, you better listen to me.
or else
If you're going to realize that that's not the thing, don't be afraid of the guys.
There is Yorn-kotado, kill him!
Hahahahaha...
Should I cut the red wire or the blue wire?
Oh, sure.
Fine.
Go along, buddy.
and
Where are you?
Follow me!
Oh, we gotta check the vendor.
Huh
Come on
Sleep tight
I'll be in touch.
Where's the vendor?
What?
Whoa!
Level 3!
I don't have a fucking snowy boomer.
You
you
and
And continue inside.
Oh my god! We put it on the other objective, dude!
Whoops!
You bought the sniper?
Dude, I wasn't mentally prepared for purchasing the sniper.
Actually he's blue.
What was the gamble, dude?
I don't read him.
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Mmm!
Oh, we got the...
Plus two optional objectives?
Ooh!
Ooh, dude!
It's friggin' Bathroom time!
Yes, me Lord!
Oh and Socks time!
Take the Ox!
Thanks for taking up LFZ U-20!
Bibi!
You
I've been told he had to get to one in a bar, but I had to get to one in a bar.
I had to go to the bar.
You
Back. Add the poop.
Mama Mia.
Can we do silent assassin no fire?
four targets.
I don't have a baseball bat.
Live a lot of money.
I'm gonna do no fires.
Not a pussy.
Hmm, we have a car bar.
Let's do time trial.
I hate this one.
Steamed asparagus, it's for someone not aparagus.
Corrine and Ferg, thanks for selling it.
Why'd you pick it?
Because you have to pick one.
And...
I don't have a baseball bat, which means the only other one is Sound Assassin No Fire.
Oh, yeah.
Cooking up dope in the cockpot pot pot.
doubt. This one should be easy but we'll see. We're about to get ignorant.
How many targets? Four?
That's not too many, right, fella?
Say
We're gonna plot our route dude
The scat man must come prepared that's in coming for something
Looking good today? Thanks, everything I say is lie.
Thank you!
Let's run!
Bum bum be bum bum
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area
Eight minutes three of them from the guard and eliminate them
However, they're on high alert. So you need to be careful
Godspeed 47
Oh, it's the party, dude.
Oh, no.
You best hope you'll have eight, oh, you'll have pinking.
Scatmans.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within this syndicate.
Somebody help me!
Help!
What the hell?
No!
He looks so scared.
What?
of
the
Oh
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
We're safe.
What happened everyone?
about the color of y'all
How are you gonna see my ass?
Okay.
Hmm, let's take the shot. Now let's get the savers.
Why don't we get over there?
Go away.
Where's my stash? Right here.
Hello, sir.
Hi.
Oh, grenade acquired.
Dude, how do I even...
Oh my god, it's outside, dude.
Just leave, nay.
No can do boss.
Thank you, thank you.
Bro, how do I get that shit?
That's true.
Oh.
The poop grenade.
I don't think this is good at all.
I
Be good today, sir
You just
Which fucking...
How do you hear that?
Anyone there? Answer!
Come on, come in, you copy?
Yeah.
I'm here now.
No, nothing.
It's quiet here.
Over.
Roger that.
Moons.
They're going to form strong to go through the Zulu.
Over.
We've got trouble.
Some freak is out here.
Oh, me?
Oh me?
Why did you do that to us?
What's the bet to complete certain amount of objectives?
I wanted the sniper, that's why.
Just win because of time for...
Oh.
Mere me mere me mere me mere.
Mere me mere me mere.
Who did this?
It wouldn't be you, would it?
Watch!
Gag out your tongue!
Where are you?
Some kind of trouble?
I need raw million!
Hand out!
I need real shit!
Ah crap!
Hey, get ready!
Fuck!
Easy!
I'm right around!
Get the fucking shit now!
Ow!
Give me the sniper.
This is not good cover.
I
Anyone else
I'm dead.
We're good? I don't like I'm healed yet.
Oh my god, there was a shooting.
It's terrible.
I'm not sure what you're talking about.
I'm not sure.
Hey there.
Need anything?
Yes, BobbieD!
Okay.
I'm not by that.
If you need more, you know where to find me.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
You'll never have the money again.
You don't know that?
MathPak needs...
MathPak needs toes, things for something, and everything for something.
But what do you...
What?
I did a challenge.
what the hell go gamble perma me if you don't win I don't want to bang you
but there is still much work to get done recuperate and prepare for your next
Well, I suppose it's time to whip it out.
Wait, hold on. I don't think we have these yet.
are you gonna reach that dude legendary pistol acquired
Yes, hurt screwdriver, Trinket and crowbar, dark and pistola.
Oh, no, it's this map.
Oh.
Excellent 47.
Ohhhh...
Rurro!
If I'm taking a break in 30 minutes, I was gonna shit myself.
Welcome to Marrakesh. We now know the leader's current location. However, as we don't know
the exact description, this means you will have to do your own recon. However, they're
on high alert, so you need to be careful. On the other hand, we do know this. They are
participating in a handle. We also know that they have brown hair. They are wearing glasses.
They're wearing a hat and has a tattoo
We have further intel that informs us of the target has a sweet tooth and they suffer from dehydration
I hope this will help
I just kill everyone down here. I think the thing is like they might they might organize a meeting down here
I'm going through the living area.
Bro.
That must be getting an EDT.
Haha.
Hey look, there's a guy coming in right there.
No, don't look over here. It's boring over here.
Bro, what are you doing?
I want to crowbar into that room.
Disregard. You don't have to crowbar this. There's two propane tanks in here. I don't
a banana. I need your costume, eh?
Hmm, it doesn't matter if it sees us.
I'm in. Oh my god, here's a lookout. Never mind, it didn't matter if he saw us. Oh, shit,
We're gonna figure out what the best outfit to get around the console it is.
I can see.
Oh
Guys
Oh my god.
Are the rest of them running? I don't think so.
Where can we put all these bodies?
Not in here, right? This is actually fucked up.
What if I stack them all up and then burn them? Will it look like an accident?
I'm haunting ya!
I think one of them...
...blacks, no. That's fine.
There's actually no where to hide these blocks.
There's no where.
I don't think these guys are going to come over here though.
Yonk?
Well?
What if we just put them all in this little cubby hole here, and then it'll at least give
us time to react?
Oh no.
Where is that guy?
Oh my god, it was a lookout.
where's the wood shipper when you need it bro
I'm gonna just leave these guys here I don't want to dude
Do lookouts have Giga aim?
Lookouts like instantly warn everyone on the map what's happening and then when that happens,
the targets like to leave.
And if they leave, I lose.
Not everyone.
I don't, I admittedly do not understand fully how it works.
There might be a range, and honestly, like...
I think we've killed everyone that uses this part of the map, so we might be okay.
Each lookout is attached to three networks.
Oh, jeez.
How many networks are there? Four or five?
so many guns did I do in this for the rest of these guys I think we're fine I think we're
I don't know how to do that, I'm sorry.
Don't look at me.
We're free of our subterranean prison.
Let's have this equipped.
Do you want the phones that you got matched to target?
Let's see.
And up.
Ooh.
Hmm.
We gotta start clearing these fools out, set up the meeting over here.
of
Gonna be them.
Hello? It vans to be recognized.
I've got to drop these guns somewhere.
Maybe we could set it up like right here.
I don't think we had to clear those guys up.
Let's just get these dudes around the course.
They could come from behind though, that's the issue.
Hmm, alrighty.
if we put it further up here they're less likely to come from mine the guys in
the market it's just two guys
hmm
Sus?
Could that be them?
Mayhaps?
We're not even going to check to see who it is because we are going to kill them with
are done and hopefully not get one shot by the assassin that's one fella
Where's his assassin?
I think that's him right there.
three
Oh, gosh.
Where's the other dude?
and that's our boy target Chan silver baller I need
The job is, you eliminate the leader, return to the safe house, collect yourself, I'll
be in touch.
Retreat!
So where's the car key for this little van truck?
The top floor of the embassy.
Fuck that.
I can look out, bitch, over there, dude.
What a...
Security!
There's a lot of guards on this. Dude, there's like 20 guards!
Wait.
We gotta get the safe.
Do I have a bomb? Yes.
Why do I always say yes to this shit?
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me.
Bomb acquired.
Snail soup, snail soup!
Ooh, I love snail! It's S-cargot.
Wrong way.
Hmm... Now we can do this way.
Uh...
What's up, security?
What the fuck are you doing in there?
Oh no man, maybe. Maybe. Mayhaps you have.
I
do not turn and see me do not turn and see me do not turn and see me you know we probably
could have done this without the bomb. But that's okay.
Catch.
Oh, that's full. Oh, no.
There's trouble getting Care when I arrived at location and it was clear.
Take points.
Understood.
Oh, gotta go!
Y'all want to smoke some hookah?
Me, me, me, me.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
Need some kind of soldier?
Oh, I gotta hit up the bender.
where are you burning or meaning the auditorium
in the consulate dude we can go there it's chill what did that guy just call
I'm a stealth monger brother
What are you doing, bitch?
Am I allowed to have this?
Do you care?
No, I don't.
Crane good
Do the cars to the right of the entrance
Don't make the only way don't you think?
Me me me me me me me.
I need to buy guns. Can I buy guns for you?
Hello?
Gun?
Bomb?
Gun?
Bro?
You look like you're immune to some hardware.
If you got the cash, I got for rocks.
That boil really really
Nothing cool with a katana. Let's grab the cat on
Is it illegal
No
Well, as that Corbobar 15K, it persists through campaign failures.
All the collector stuff does.
Probably should have gotten that, if I'm being honest.
Oh, no!
Tramp, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp,
ramp, ramp, ramp, ramp...
Do the kunkah!
Hi!
Bunkah!
How did you get those weapons in the building?
Uh, teleportation.
I'll put the pros to the job, okay?
Uh...
I heard the courier!
Oh, hi.
Hi, Doc.
Here they stashed me briefcase.
Grooved!
She was with Dussend again. Yeah, you can just tell baby. Sometimes you can just tell
baby.
Say bye. I'm not sure. Just for movement. Thanks for two. Almost two years. I read their
site. Thanks for seven.
This could make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
Now what do you guys think? Sound assassin? I'm thinking a sound assassin.
I
Manifest and called her lover they just haven't called your signals of it. I think we can do it
Excellent 47 you took down the syndicate, but we have intel that they were more connected
Eliminate
Seems massive
Actually have a better one though, but I don't like that one side. Oh no this it is
Um, this seems fucking huge Jesus
Is it a Fiddy Cow?
Dude, those aren't real.
Aven Island, Hokkaido, Morocco, Tariq, Meh.
Meh.
Mmmmm.
Wait, one of these might be the train level.
I think the only level I don't want to try some assassin is the train so...
Okay, shall we?
I can't go to Dubai. I'm allergic to chocolate. Dubai chocolate. Dubai chocolate.
Hold up.
Gamble before you go.
I think we have an acceptable amount to gamble right now.
Rip it!
Goodbye, money.
Well, we absolutely cannot use firearms so there's no point in bringing it down.
Banana.
Facebowl.
What am I missing?
Pro Bar?
I don't think we need the crowbar.
For the cameras?
It doesn't matter.
I can't shoot.
If I shoot the cameras, I lose.
I think we just go.
Have a good trip, 47.
Zintar, thanks for subbing.
Welcome to the sector Dubai. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area, but watch your step
They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy
You know what to do 47
We're waiting for this kind of finish sitting
What the fuck are you?
Got a co-hog next?
Holy fuck.
Where you going this way? I had to man, so it's on the fucking body.
of
the
of
the
Oh my god, I just didn't get rid of this guy man
Oh, shit. We're going somewhere else.
I said I need one of these costumes
Fuck, dude. You don't fuck this. Fuck this.
So where the fuck did that guy come from?
I might be stuck.
Suit only? Yeah, that's a bonus objective.
Track the guy on the stairs and then chuck him out when he leaves.
Oh my god, I'm right here.
They're locked on briefly
We almost lost.
Also we're on camera.
Oh my...
Oh my god!
Did you tell me I can grab one of these sodas, man?
Okay, we got something.
Actually, it doesn't even matter for breakfast.
Whatever.
She brought me crowbar.
Does a needless circle.
What's up? I'm back.
Dude, the power got shut off. That's so weird. That's weird.
Go turn it on.
I have no idea what I'm doing. I just hope it'll work.
Flippin', you're on, baby.
We're hitting them with the poop syringe.
Mm-hmm.
Aren't you going?
Hey-ya!
Shake yourself!
Well done, 47.
This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Yeah, I'm gonna get the cameras out.
Don't worry.
We got a guy in here.
Hmm...
Ahhhh! Yeah! Are you idiots?
You'll die if you don't give up whatever it is you're holding understand you think they know
I mean it doesn't even matter if I die if I'm being honest
I didn't check. I didn't check. I didn't check. I didn't check through the wall to see that
there was a guy who wanted to look at me. I didn't check.
There was a bold attempt 47. Unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
No I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky.
There was a camera core in that room too.
Bam, bam, what do we keep?
Not shit bros, not shit.
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh. It don't matter dude.
Don't tweak and matter. They don't tweak and matter dude.
3 different poison!
What the?
I don't tweak a mana, dude!
I have an epic melee now?
True!
Boom!
I'm not gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Jesus, popular Jesus like figure scat, man.
coincidence. I need a bomb. Stab. That sucks. I should have been more careful. That's the
issue dude that's why I always fail some assassin. I'm too impatient bro. I tunnel vision.
Calling out to scatland. Just don't pick those. Yeah but I want to pick them so that I can get
better. I want to improve. Like I could pick every non-silent assassin objective, literally go in and
And then just shoot them from across the map to leave if I wanted to, you know what I mean?
Er, ee, er, ee, er, ee, er.
But lol what?
Guys, that's how I beat hardcore the first time.
We gunmaxed.
Now I'm silent assassin maxing.
And you're mad.
Where's my fucking mushroom, dude?
where is it where is it can't it be over here how big is that hmm
back to the big things or something okay we gotta get we gotta give this guy
the poops of syringe. Ethan Vicks for Sylvan. Safe to believe this time, right? I'm gonna
give you a guide to betting your imaginary internet points again. If you see that the
the red objective is not silent assassin believe
if you see that it is silent assassin believe if you want to make a lot of money
just understand that uh...
Little, where do we let's just say that I have not left a map?
Successfully.
But, uh...
If I was, if I was a chat gambler, dude, I would bet believe on Silent Assassin's Attempts every time.
Just a little bit, just a little bit.
Bet 5,000 on that bid, you know what I mean?
You ain't gotta go super big.
I'm gonna leave the game audio on, I'm gonna go pure quick.
I've been chugging liquids, beer be.
Yes, Milo!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Hello.
Real Lacky and Propaganda Altina Vicks for 7.
Polka Grandma, thanks for seven.
Merkin, McGurkin, and Bernie, thanks for seven.
Here, go that way.
Time to own every noob.
You can shoot the dragonflies, you can shoot out of here.
So no, you can't.
Safe journey, 47.
Majestic, Quubble and Echo, thanks for seven.
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor. Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area. I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
Target's located.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful. Godspeed 47.
Hey, come over here, coward.
I'm gonna hit you with, I'm gonna hit you with the poops syringe.
We about to get, we about to get three objectives in one by the way.
Oh, this is good.
Oh, I don't think this is good at all.
Come in here, buddy.
Oh, he's not dead.
Oops.
Important.
the world's most valuable syringe that syringe is worth 4,000 mercies
like how the adrenaline of him investigating was enough to sustain him
to not shit himself early and then he was like all right I've got lookin he's
Oh fuck, I really gotta shit myself.
Sorry.
Really gotta poop myself.
I'm in.
Oh, I need a different fucking outfit, mate.
Oh
How am I supposed to kill this guy?
I
So, what do we have to throw?
Baseball!
What are you doing in this shithole?
See I like you belong to clubs in London.
I made you a great hunt.
I don't like us weigth.
I'm you now.
Make sure you focus on your work.
I will.
I don't need one more maid crying.
So watch us.
Hey what the hell?
Do you think we can get them with the Shindal air?
Oh my god, we might be able to.
I don't know what the range is.
Hmm, where's my baseball?
So the thing is, I think the guards take priority on who investigates it.
I got one chance. One opportunity.
Sorry, I don't think I know you, Mister.
Hey! You didn't hear me! Sir!
You gotta pull really bad.
Emerges from the shadows.
I
Merges from the shadows
I'm just gonna go for it fucking do it man I knew it was gonna reach
Frick.
Ooh, someone's all kitted out.
Thank you. Yeah.
If you like to stay kitted.
Please don't...
I need to get a listing of asset transfers from the Carlisle account HTC Depot number
phone number 5085 no I need it immediately yes I'll hold
well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate
Where's the downstairs?
it
No
And the top.
Hey, who are you?
What the hell?
Syndicate member eliminated.
Done.
Return to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
I do not think so.
Vendor? Yeah, let's see the Vendors right here.
Hey, you need anything?
I got some cool stuff.
Try out.
Cringe.
Come back any time.
What are you boyin'?
Oh
What are you selling
You guys ready for this
Are you ready?
Google?
obliterate his balls
Will we ever get a more valuable syringe than that dude I don't think so
Maybe if the prestige objective wasn't to do it that way.
Do we have an epic SMG?
That's an AR.
Oh, yeah we do.
And it's silenced.
is deleted and docked under the experts of
how come no serenity
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum I forgot what this is
oh I know what this is
Oh, I have a set of them, nice.
Swag.
Ain't stuff to throw.
So my final syndicate member and actually throwing explosive baseball on my feet, you know, you're
not the first chatter to do that recently, actually, you're the second, which is weird.
Before I went AFK last time someone said why does he always make the explosive but never
take it and then I mentally was like alright I need to make sure I have the explosive when
I come back and then I came back and then I didn't make sure that I still have the explosive.
But I had picked up the explosive so that chatter literally just did not seem to pick
it up.
That's the kind of mind-warping I have to deal with, dude.
Skatso.
Nail.
Oh, let's helicopter.
Mr. Poshi Josh, you extra 7?
Have a good trip, 47.
The chatter doesn't even exist
Hmmmm
Scaffold
Welcome to Ambrose Island
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area
try them down and do what you do best
That should so Omega all boys
we don't want them to slip away
Godspeed 47
I
fish
where's the smashing line?
Oh, she saw me.
The blood was from the fish, guys.
The fish is harmless.
to drown you in one inch of water all right for an operating base established
he he he oh
Yeah, hi.
I
How come I can't put them in the the homeless barrel
Is anyone in chat ever warmed their hands by a barrel fire in the winter in New York?
You're homeless.
Okay, that doesn't answer my question though.
Don't care.
I need to know the answer to my question right now or I'm gonna get mad.
Get man's world.
That is not a bush.
Oh hey, you can climb that.
You just got the hentai virus, sadge?
You wouldn't know.
Until you randomly die in a couple of weeks.
Wait, I'm not trespassing.
This is the night that never ends, right?
Yeah, so true.
It's so true.
I'll take that.
Hoogry!
Come here, frog. Goodbye, frog.
Get Hantavirus from Mousecoop.
Well, how do you think everyone got it, though?
Looks like we got some boys to push to their death.
Oh
So
Who that's so weird Coogre
Oops, but who's up? Oh
Oh my god
Big and thick thanks for 100 months
of
It's not fair.
What?
Yeah dude, go look at that.
Yeah, I see you here. Checking on the stairs now.
Anyone there? Answer!
And then...
I-YAAA!
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Oops.
I don't have a dart gun, so I guess I'm just a fucking loser.
Where's this thing? Oh, shit.
Hmm.
Where's in levels? He's in a cave.
How do I get down there?
The fuck?
I can't go that way.
Dude, I'm so dumb.
I can shoot the cannon.
I got no gunpowder, dude.
currents there can get problem.
But if the weather's clear...
Why are they sneaking around?
They're so fucking sus.
Parallel in these facilities?
So weird.
Is there not a way to go further down over here?
Yeah, there is.
Weeeeee!
Target spotted.
Yeah, I'm thinking it's SMG time.
Well done, Fruity Cylinder. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
I'm going to my position, over.
We haven't been waiting for that as we've done it.
Let's do it more often.
You must be a tough one, kid.
Never let me down again.
Hey, who are you?
Does anybody know this asshole?
What, is he your buddy?
Hey, you! Stop!
Now this place is nice and all, but...
Okay, he gets it.
Gotta ski thattle.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Hold on.
Oh, come on. If there's anyone out there, control yourself.
Hmm. We may have uh...
Nothing here's bad.
Hang on.
We may have trapped ourselves.
Keep those eyes field. I hear you loud and clear
Man
Time to step up your game true gotta go
I'm in. I mean, I'm out.
Why can't I fucking walk across this dude? It's like, it's hip-high. At most.
Maybe the vendor has a dark gun. Let's go check.
Off. I didn't want to...
I didn't want to bring it. Yo, it's good.
I'm
So bro what you making?
Thank you
We were right to come here thank you know where I am if you need anything else
All right, how do we get this guy hit with a poop dart?
It's paused.
It's parsed
Close one
Go shoot yourself now
Oh, you got- Oh, no, dude, that's the murder outhouse!
No one told you, dude!
Aw, shit.
Big.
I
Can't see
But they're playing they're playing slacker
He's a chill to come up here guys you need clearance to pass you don't have it buddy so go away
I'm such a fucking loser
Oh, hey.
Surely I can go up there, right?
I'm a performance artist.
hmm i can't jump back up
have an idea
well how come the door didn't open
Oh my god! What's going on?
He's split man.
Wait a second.
Hey! Look awake will you? Shit's going down!
Oh my god!
Oh.
Oh shit.
What?
What's going on here?
Have you anything to do with me?
Army command. Still looking.
I'm trying to protect.
Um guys, about to get shot from five different directions, right?
Oh, that's a militia guy.
So shoulda locked or we need a shoot, pause, unpause, shoot, pause, unpause, and rapid succession?
So that's for the pistol.
You think I'll blend in?
My intention is crime.
haha
tough guys
thanks for your life
hey can I go in here
keep your eyes on the toy soldiers
get up to something
alright sounds good man sounds good
I'm sorry.
Ski bidi bidi.
Something's going down, I think.
Starting one of our guys.
How did you hear this?
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later
He's all with his eyes so he's got eyes in the back of his head. They got it. I'm sure bitch
Yeah
I said earlier right so that's the technique if you're gonna he's there he's not that he can do about it
I'm looking in the foot before she thought
Yeah, that's what I would have did
I said earlier right so that's the technique if you go
Yeah, we just leave him
We gotta remember that wall exists by the way very important
Yeah, that's what I would have done.
That's the technique right there.
Where am I going?
Dude, I don't know how to get any of the exits on this map.
So...
Play that campaign.
No.
Aw, fuck him out.
I wanted to make him shit himself before I left.
Johnny, thanks for seven.
There's also pictures of me here the other boat is on a brick and a shack right next
to it.
Hey that's two missions in a row we've we've satisfied every objective dude.
Excellent work back there 47.
Garnish 6 first up.
We are ready to continue.
I'll be waiting
Easy the other two what the hell oh
Yeah, bud
Hmm hmm hmm.
I'd say I saw the main missions of your mana though.
Well it's the same every time so I can imagine it's very difficult.
Nah it probably still is.
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.
Good job 47.
We now know the Syndicate Leader's current location.
Where?
Oh, the massive sit on my back looked like cream cheese.
Oh.
Yummy.
How did he know?
He made it up.
He was fibbing.
Local dog thinks for seven.
Agent Cat snake thinks for seven.
Or maybe he's like that one guy.
When we injected that guy, he saw me because of the two eyes in the back of his head.
We got a lot of them.
Favorite part in UDL?
The one where the bug guy rips up, he's Odian, doesn't he?
He throws it into the water.
That shit's cool.
Spoilers?
No.
No, no, no.
No, I don't think so.
I think my favorite part of Yu-Gi-Oh is that in the original Mawgur or whatever, you die
when you lose.
That's cool.
You're the Shadow Realm. Shadow Realm is just hell.
Dora Lab Rethics or something. I would say my favorite part of Yu-Gi-Oh is how shitty
the cartoon is and how shitty and weird the voice acting is I gotta drop
something goodbye
sorry should he's not the right word it's just it encapsulates an era of
cartoon. It's very, very uncanny.
Well, this guy's got his bone breaker. Holy.
He got hair.
But be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away.
Oh my!
That's all of them!
We do know this. They are here to attend a business meeting. We also have the following description on their looks.
We know that they have no hair, they are wearing a hat, they are wearing a necklace, and earrings.
Furthermore, your target suffers from dehydration and they smoke. That's all I have for you at present
You know what to do 47
Where's your fucking icon?
Wait, what you got here?
Fuckin' hell, man.
Why is the range so bad?
Wait, I have two Prime Suspects marked.
Oh, repro!
Horse horse, 6 or 7?
Are you bald, sir?
Sir, are you bald? Yes.
Third prime suspect acquired.
Hello, comrade, I'm here. Yes, I still have
a few requests for you to talk to Mr. Tassel this morning.
I'm a manga Yu-Gi-Pokkaiba and a coma.
That's fucked up.
It's just a video game, dude.
Why is he so upset?
Bulu and Snapsix were settled?
No earrings.
I
Know hat
That's a necklace, right?
Oh, you're so bald.
He will me.
How come that guy's unmarked but he's so purple?
Weird?
I never want to be back here, boys.
business meeting I know that's because she said business
Try to fuck him out, bitch.
Suspects usually have an assassin behind them, right?
Yeah.
Sometimes they get, like, lost or, like, stuck on stuff briefly and get desynced a little
bit.
It's weird.
Smoking?
I mean, it has to be her.
The only thing we haven't seen her do is
Drink it the wild
We go I'm telling you these new folks are strange. Did you see that?
That Cassidy guy sneaking around here?
Oh my god!
She's drinking.
I'm going to try and get him.
Please don't move!
Wait, we probably should have not passed or otherwise.
Uh-huh.
Keep it in.
Come on, you can do it.
Not good.
Oh Jesus
It wasn't our game there's no way
You got him?
I got him!
Over here, I need some assistance.
Oh, you got him!
It's too crud!
Don't you really mess up and go and get him!
This is terrible.
We gotta get out on the street so we can start cutting them off if they start running
Oh
Stay sharp see if that guy runs
No, I'm not really in the middle of a wonderful thing to have here.
I wish my husband would let me down.
Okay, maybe not okay if that works for me.
Look at this! The furniture looks brand new.
Well, indeed. Now go!
Uh...
a
One more person over here
Wait, are you left?
I mean, we could just kill these guys.
It doesn't matter.
Well, that was almost a fucking disaster.
They could still go bad for us, actually.
What was that noise?
What the fuck was that noise?
Plays with fake targets, Lee.
Dude, what?
Whatever, we'll find a different one.
Nah, this one's fine.
I just heard something. I don't know. I'm gonna go check it out.
I
Excuse me, this is a private area. This is where you step up
good day to you sir good day man good day oh
He's drinking. That's the guy.
Uh, Bella?
He went around.
Noob.
The target's trying to escape. Good job, footage.
Oh no.
Eliminating the leads.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Okay, pfft.
We kill a lot of targets this time, huh?
I met the location now.
Meme-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me.
Meme-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me.
Beckham's is more like it.
Not true.
They all work for the syndicate bro.
which is one of them is the guy
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
What was that?
Were you gonna pick that up?
You saw me?
Dude!
Reducing extra 7.
You fucking turnaround, bitch!
Show yourself now.
he's immune well played well played
anti-banana tech
I want to kill like half her money
we don't have that many people over
That was an assassin to Shobby, by the way. Holy fuck. I almost died.
Oh
You what the fuck happened
Yeah, I got you I'm here. I'm here to help
You like
Wait, where's the sewer at?
Well, got a speed antel.
Splinter's waiting.
Oh, my god!
Got a scat, damn!
Oh, shit, I forgot the save, I think.
Hehehehe
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-beep!
Hehehehe
The Kira overlay emote with the fucking scat-so emote.
Hey, not bad.
That's cool.
I want this.
So we're probably gonna get Silent Assassin.
And then I'm gonna do it.
Well, well, well
No, no, no listen to train no combat
No fire
We can skip we can skip the no fire
Yippee!
We can however, stay pseudo.
Well, well, well...
BorisAU, thanks for subbing.
Use Dubai SMG scrap at MSG is epic and harder to come by.
I want to do, I want to do a Silent Assassin I do by. I feel like I'm close. I feel like I'm close.
Don't forget to do something.
Hmm, crowbar.
Wait, did I not pick up my crowbar?
Uh-oh.
Please, I knew that.
It's here.
Yippee.
Oh, and this.
I forgot.
All right, we're good to go.
I knew that. It's here! Yippee!
Oh, and this. I forgot. Alright, we're good to go.
I hope it's the train level. I want to train it without killing everyone, although it is cool to kill everyone.
The young H.7. The RP slow walk dude punch everyone in the face. Ah.
and do what you do best.
Oh, man.
They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
Godspeed, 47.
Well, time to scat that all over onto the east side.
Whatcha doin'?
Ribbit?
and
they pick them
and
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
So, the boss eyes his former interpoly, and his psychic analysis for us.
The opportunity!
you've spread fear with the Missing Kit
put up gas
up
Quit pussyfucking around and get your ass in game understood sir this unit doesn't have a word
Here's give up already, please.
That's just a couple of dead guys, man.
K-Ketcha!
Ketcha's whip.
One Tarjay remains.
Why failed combat though?
Uh, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what to do with this.
Yeah, tire shoe, bitch.
Oh.
Man, I thought I heard something kicking down.
Mama choked ya!
Mama...
Maybe we're not choking this guy.
Hmm... weird.
I don't think I can get past this guy.
that the not the not the most sound plan
that the most sound plan
I've got to bring you down to no sign of the target and you're a visual on the
I
Know
This one terrible. Surely one of these is a fucking SMG. I don't think so though.
Everything's fine, dude.
Everything's freaking fine arena.
How am I getting up there?
I don't have to go up there.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Return to the safe house. Collector yourself. I'll be in touch.
Right out! He's over there!
Come out!
One of them's got you!
I'm trying to get her out!
It's bad! It's bad!
I'm trying to get you out of the wheel!
Not good.
Yep.
Hold on!
of
the
of
the
go
You know, grabbing a costume probably would have made that much easier, huh?
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
Hey, we can do this now, dude!
only poison guard do not get spotted. Um, okay. Robar, syringe. I don't think we're gonna do
There's a suit only on this one. It's pretty close quarters.
But maybe...
Ooh!
Impact Explosive.
Hey, we got two Trink guns.
Or two Dark Guns.
Am I rooting for the burnt peanut at the ATT Cup?
Yeah, man.
Yep, any other questions?
in the chat maybe you'd like to tell me about
forson's new minecraft record loads gun puts it in mouth
oh my god
i got a banana
That's on the Twitch bot viewing cap?
Uh, I read about that briefly.
I think it's a good idea.
I'm mainly at like, I don't know.
How do they, how do they get the number that they're,
that you're supposed to have?
You know what I mean?
I hope it was, I hope.
It works, I hope it was.
Because it would be really fucking fun.
It would be really funny, man.
I
Don't think we need a lockpick because we got a crowbar
Tc don't want this over I
Got a pee
I mean, it's kind of wild to see a channel pledging its telegram page with 60k viewers
and no one chatting.
Uh, Glorp shit out there, I don't know what telegram is, is that like a Russian thing?
Yeah.
Think about it this way, okay?
Some Russian guy has like two 200 square feet apartment buildings full of servers running these bots or whatever, to bot up a channel to 60K.
For visibility on Twitch.
to promote a telegram. Okay.
But like who?
If you're seeing that, you're, you are an English speaker, right?
But like, I presume the page is in Russian. I presume the telegram is Russian.
Like, what's the point? Like, who are you getting at that point?
does that make sense? I don't know. Grizzly McCoy, there's a...
Can I read your sub?
Mandarin, there's a sub that says I got 99 subs and one of them is a Prime. Let's see how the song goes.
It's the same idea of scam emails that selects for the most gold.
Do you think?
Do you think like the next generation of kids or whatever are going to get scammed in the same way that like boomers are?
Like do you think they'll fall for the same scams?
Are they so inundated with like technology that like it's just impossible for them to do that? You know what I mean?
Different scams, yeah
They don't matter none of this matters
They already buy battle passes wait, maybe this game is actually just like the gradual
Rentification of their lives. Subscription for water. Subscription for food. Subscription for car. Subscription always renting, never owning.
electricity gas I mean we already pay a lot of subscriptions don't we I gotta
pee is our guard here
I'm gonna hand you the box gonna be
Greetings, I am the Evil Pear. Prepare for my evil fate, bit of that.
Order in the community of children for your great shocker,
Nihoshiyama Kihara Kaki.
I think we might be dead, though.
I'm going to end earlier though.
I ended at like midnight last night, look.
Every kind of comment I just read out loud, like the vein of comment that I just read
from Twitch out loud.
If you type stuff like that, I don't like it.
There's punch rocks.
Uh, Tharpgun, thanks for subbing, we'll run... near the exibit-
It's a mastery point leveling up Mace Bash.
WONG! WONG!
Huh?
you
You can touch when you reach your destination.
The syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
However, this is no walk in the park.
Alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful 47.
Sorry, I'm- it's game time.
Where are these fools at?
They're right above me.
This guy's on floor three.
How do I kill these guys?
Great things for seven?
And Gizmo, thanks for seven for a million years?
No, no, no, no, no!
He moved in? Hold on.
Oh no!
He moved in?
He's all oiled in!
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Are you dead?
All those eyes.
That sea of riding.
You!
Yeah, you!
Fuck.
Help!
I don't know how to kill those guys.
Go back to what you were doing.
You think this guy counts as a guard?
I
Fine
I
Looking good today, sir
Oh, we get him with one of these, huh?
Where can we get a shot on this?
Please
He's standing under one right now this bullshit
So many people man
It's just gonna sound a bit weird, but bye
Do you guys think triple on my gun?
I think I had to shoot the base.
We've got to get upstairs.
I don't work here a lot of the week in line
We've got strict orders, sir. I can't let you through here for security reasons.
Okay? What about for scatting reasons? I'm a famous musician.
Huh?
Toilet! You guys think there's any cocaine in there?
Where you going?
Hmm... what if we start clearing them out?
Dude, the base!
If anyone is there, show yourself or you will be in a lot of trouble!
Did not do that well.
There we go.
Oh yeah.
Wait.
Hmm, we should have shot him with a dark gun.
That probably would have been good.
Let's see if this works.
Okay, weird.
How do we kill those guys?
I actually got this one.
Trank them? Yeah.
I thought there might be a way down like this gap.
Oh, Deb.
I have another shot at this time, pretty boys.
oh my god oh my god
Oh
Hmm
Should go look away from me
Hold up
Is there anything we can interact with here?
Sorry, I'm leaving.
Sorry.
Thank you.
Oh no, he's going to be in a fewer invoice.
What if we just sprint past it? I mean, they got guns though.
There you go.
Definitely not through, sir.
I'm sorry.
Oh, that was fucking stupid.
We're on these other guys, eh?
Level 3!
Oh, he's down the bar again.
It's going to swag as hell by the way.
Who else has seen us?
Everyone.
That guy.
Oh, go, thanks for 7.
the
go go go go
It's got so freaking cool dude.
It's time.
And we're gonna get it.
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
How are we getting out of here?
Oh, I think I know how to get out.
Wait, is that the elevator?
No.
I don't want to go through here, man.
Hey! Come on, help me!
The first game sticks for 7.
of
the
That was a so long minutes.
Ooh, new bathroom!
Is there a penalty to just kill people?
Yeah, you get minus $50 reduced, and depending on your prestige objective, you could lose.
Epic!
I don't think we have an epic melee.
Wait, where's my katana?
Oh we lawn... wait, that's right here.
Epic!
May I kill... epic!
Hmmmm...
Sure.
I feel like the showdown on here is easier than here is so wide open, but maybe not.
Let's do Dubai.
Do not pass a by.
Let's put our legendary gun away.
We got both dark guns, katana, check.
Quick trip!
Two, two, five!
to be tough up but up up
retrieves the katana of hell
well I did not bring a sound skin anything I throw back there will break
We'll get lost as well
Whoa
Let's take out a oh never mind
Now let's go up
Hmm
Okay
I don't think we can melee kill this guy, if I'm being honest.
I have the shot of a set of three boys.
Go shake yourself now.
They just dropped my katana.
You gotta hurry.
You gotta go poop.
That was a good shot, man.
That was a good-ass shot.
Oh crap literally don't worry oh let's go to that
Excellent work 47 you spread fear within the syndicate
I got a hundred bucks.
Okay, look at you.
Hmm.
Hiya!
Jesus Christ!
I'll get up.
Nope.
Open up!
There was a claws on the bathroom? I don't think so.
We'll go back and look and vindicate myself, okay?
Oh, we're not going back.
Explode you.
Oh no. I'll check it out.
Anyone there?
I got to go this way.
Hehehehe.
3D Swanky Plays, huh?
Which guy is this?
Oh, it's Greg.
I know Greg.
He works back here.
I'm really worried about you, fucking right.
I missed her!
No, no, no!
Huh?
Well done, Fools.
This will surely be a blow to the city.
We should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
You should leave it for us to go.
Oh, uh, no.
I'm fine.
I
Shit
What top she was cat red?
Double crown, thanks for 7.
This is my favorite gamer killing civilians and then an assassin game.
We have a shuriken.
Shuriken.
Sorry.
Evil inside thinks we're evil by the way, thank you very much.
Thank you.
Ooh.
Wait, we don't need a lock picker, we have a crowbar though.
But this is much more like weight.
but it doesn't matter.
Lockpick Silent?
Yeah, but Silent's cool.
I think I made a mistake not picking the lockpick as...
I can't help but feel like we haven't lost you because we haven't gotten the silent assassin
prestige with you.
I've provided you with new intel.
Roamboats, do you like Crisabha?
I kind of got a feeling that's why we haven't lost you.
Oh, yeah, we need a sound that's got true!
How accurate is this one?
EW!
Is it bad to drink six days out of the week?
Probably.
The Lux edition 50% off and Twitch drops.
They didn't talk to me, man.
They didn't talk to me, bro.
They ain't got it.
Yeah, I don't have...
I feel like six days out of seven.
Gotta feel sick all the time now.
Have a good trip, Fugitzi.
Those thin silencer creep pistols are super giga silent.
Is there like an advanced silent welcome to veneto yates argentina no fucking way we
finally tracked down the syndicate leaders whereabouts oh please please not know the
exact identity of the target so you'll have to do some recon oh however this is no that's
blonde walk in the park they are on high alert so you need to be careful nevertheless we
We do know this, they are attending a covert meeting.
We also know that they have brown hair,
they are wearing earrings, they are wearing a necklace
and glasses.
We also know that the target enjoys reading
and they suffer from dehydration.
Use these traits to your advantage.
Be careful 47.
Okay, I can do that.
What are we going to do about you buddy?
And let's drag him into the... no, he'll get seen. Hmm, why don't we just leave him here?
Uh-oh.
I don't think we should leave him here.
Hide.
Is there nowhere to dump this, dude?
The flowers hide, but I feel like they randomly patrol through the flowers.
Whatever.
I'm also afraid these guys are gonna see me.
Oh my god, there's no way they go.
I think we're good with him there.
You better listen to me.
LeBron, easier energy.
Yeah, I'm a LeBron fan in a show.
Hey, okay.
So I'll give it up.
I basically only root for like the most popular people in the sport.
It's like what's the point otherwise you know that me
Me me me me me me me
Well, sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
How many suspects are there nine
Go away
What'd she do in?
Will they see this?
Oh, I got the key!
Oh.
I don't know.
Probably not.
I
Got the key. Oh
I don't know
Probably keeps something weird inside weird like how all my clients have kept something so dumb
did so many people are like hmm this guy doesn't work here suska
target potentially spotted fuck is that brown looks brown
Secret meeting.
She's gonna drink?
I think she's waiting for the meat.
That was weird.
Where you going?
I think she's going for some water.
What is this cell?
It's not a cell.
She's just doing stuff.
Like blending as a guard.
Drink water from that jug.
I know it's you!
Go sit down!
Look at those hair physics, dude.
That's crazy.
I don't have anything to throw.
I did not know you could climb up this dude, what the hell?
What the hell?
Dope, dope, dope, dope.
Hey, what you got, bro?
Hey there.
Need anything?
Yes.
Thank you kindly.
Well, don't.
Janbia.
This is an epic shotgun.
Epic shotgun.
Ohhh yeah.
Yeah.
Come back any time!
Tough one.
What you guys meeting about?
That is!
Thank you.
Can I go down here?
Yup.
What?
What is it?
The top of the mountain, the tank stop.
Duck, duck, duck, duck.
Duck, duck, duck.
Loser self in the music the moment.
Yeah, yeah, never got, never got to go.
You only get one shot.
Don't miss your chance to blow.
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
That's a lookout that's several lookouts actually
You know we could just kill her
of
all
Oh
You think I don't know that don't look at me
Ledge detective I'm a fucking spider man in this bay
I'm gonna hit her with a poop dart
What are you doing?
Oh, no, that's food.
Oh.
All of our hard work.
Oh, no.
Hmm.
Fine.
I won't push him to his death.
CAA has those guns that can make you violently shit your pants.
How do you know that?
I'm not just regular shaker pants. I feel like that's sufficient
Up that up dope. I come never money
It's because we're in a fucking hat, dude
or remain
meeting
I, I don't think...
Excuse me?
Oh, this is too risky.
I don't think, uh...
They hand off a package on the secret meeting.
It's a phone!
Oh, that guy is a lookout? Oh God.
I've changed my mind. We're going all the way around.
Fuckin' bitch!
It's actually gonna be the last guy we see.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Is this really what wine making equipment looks like?
Yeah.
It's definitely not blood.
This is terrible.
well he did a thing but we didn't see you shut up
Oh
Dude, let me take a picture of us
I don't have the key reading
So yeah, this is terrible
Demon well we gotta hide this guy
Surely if we medic that guy he goes to the first bathroom, right?
Okay.
One way or another.
Beep-a-pa-pa-pa-ta-pa.
To be doob-a-pe.
It's not
The ball was kidnapped by the malicious
He was
Devastivize just long enough to attract these statements
Okay.
You need to make him shit himself!
Oh, fuck.
Just wait?
I don't wanna fucking wait.
I guess we can do some cool poses, though.
What the fuck?
How we doing?
OK, he doesn't sus us.
Nice.
This is much, much nicer, much nicer.
Sup, guys.
Sup.
I-YEEEAH!
That's not a secret meeting.
Come along.
Wanted to see if we could get that melee weapon kill side objective for killing someone
who wasn't the main target, but was like still a target.
suspect. He's coming back in. It's time to shit yourself. Yo, he pondering, dude. Hurry
up full pose time I'm the scat man I'm I'm the scat man so it goes black and white
like the music video I'm the scat
I'm just some chatter, some nice Hitler's stash.
I wish I could lean against the wall.
Feel like a cool resting pose.
Maybe like do some pull ups.
well I do I dare say it's time to take the shot of the center cap okay this is
probably what being an assassin probably is like and waiting in a spot
forever dude boring
ZZZ!
Alright.
Elmamento of Truth.
Resets door.
God, I'm good.
Damn, he's good.
Guards play the bond thing.
got a skit got a skat daddle
all right no i don't want to get it
copyright struck probably already got it
too late
gotta go
Did I get my shuriken back?
Anyone back here?
Let's make someone shoot themselves for the road.
Oops.
That was the sleep dart, good.
I'll fucking miss.
Alright, bye.
The Cosby round.
Dude, too soon, man.
Well done 47. This will make anyone think twice before turning to the life of crime.
Super Thor, thanks for 7.
First SAS ever shows up and this run's gonna be dead. I will be taking it, by the way.
Hehehe
Look brisk out the extra seven good job 47 you eliminated you drive over them if you leave them in the road
This is thinking about the iceberg. They have more affiliations
Eliminates them to bring them down on their knees. Let me know when you are ready
Where'd my money go?
Ooh.
I can't get this in the bank level.
Let's take this, just so we have it.
Alright.
What do we got?
game's best one. I don't like Morocco and I don't like Colorado. What about?
I like all of these levels.
Close one, close one.
The run continues.
Let's do Hokkaido first.
Dawg shouldn't come in. Wait, let's gamble.
Big money! Big money!
No!
We got our crowbar. We can't use the crowbar on this map.
We'll keep it though. We'll keep it though.
Is this an endless game mode?
Nay, nay.
You see those things at the bottom there?
I gotta do 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 more levels.
Well the way that I play though, it is endless.
I forgot to do the same.
You keep trying for side objectives?
Yeah, I'm gaming. I'm gaming.
I want you to think about it for a moment, okay?
Can you truly feel a sense of accomplishment if you're just going into these missions?
Killing everyone from a distance with a silenced gun and leaving?
That's not the Scatman way, okay?
The only way that we can get people to scatland is if we embody the perfect assassin.
Your way is killing every single NPC on the map.
Hey, sometimes that's what has to happen, dude.
Alright, let's hope we get the zombie start.
Boosts takes for almost 3 years.
Remote taser or giga guards pick them up and you can activate them to insta-accident kill them
The taser kills them?
Welcome to Hokkaido. We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know what to do
But this is not going to be easy
Previous actions have put them on high alert. So you need to be tactical. Be careful 47. Panto
Panto
I think we can hit him from here guys.
It would be base.
Wait, but if I miss then I lose 500.
I'm going for it.
I don't think I...
I don't have a shot.
Oh man.
Man
You go for this guy though
This will surely be a blow to the seniors
I
Did he running up here there's no way oh
No, oh
No
of
death
of
death
still up
forget me
Where's the camera? Camera detected. I have my li- Oh wait, no we had to bring it. Okay,
we're fine. Everything's fine, everything's fine.
It's often not panic.
I want one of them outfits.
We got a casualty at my 20 proceeding with caution
Hmm
Don't panic
of
the
of the
of
the
We got what we gave for dude.
Whips out the poop yourself, gun.
Oh, is it Occupato, dude?
I want to be a human being, I want to be a human being, I want to be a human being.
I want to be a human being.
Shall we get up there?
I thought this was a door. XD
What do you mean?
Hello?
Oh, he in the restaurant, dude.
Oh, that's a person.
Oh, sure.
I almost crouched down and hit him with the poop gun.
Oh, no.
Such a loser, Summon.
Yep, you're telling me.
Hmm.
Please come to the hospital entrance. A doctor will escort you to your checkup.
That was for Mr. Jason Pornman. A doctor will escort you to your appointment.
See you in hell bitch.
Please proceed to the hospital entrance.
No! Who are you trying to hide from?
Contact! Dishonor!
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done 47.
I
Will be doing this
My legendary dude, I'm dead. I'm dead as fuck
It rather appears that you run out of luck
I should have just ran. I wanted to, I wanted to wipe his memory.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. Wait, you should run in front of a guard?
I was going to just take out the guard immediately afterwards.
No, dude! I'm such a fucking loser!
Any information, Subba?
There was a bold attempt 47. Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Lose them!
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
They weren't you forgot about? No, I heard him talking about.
The plan was always to... I didn't want to kill him because I wanted the bonus points.
So I was going to turn and immediately knock him out, right?
But then there was another guy on the fucking catwalk.
And there was a guy in front of me who shot me three fucking times, he ran at me.
I'm gonna put our fedor- I mean our tribley on.
Yay!
Yippee!
Yay! Yippee!
Uhhhhhhh...
Oh yeah!
Welcome to Miami!
We also locked VIP by losing a hundred million points? Nah.
I don't think you can wear- I don't think you should have that way.
Also, I come when we gamble at loss. I was told that I would win.
Banana? Wait, don't I have the collector's lockpick?
Hold up.
Surely I do.
I think they collect her stuff on the wall, yeah.
I got the fiber wire.
Okay.
We have poison.
Just need a couple things to throw out.
Chris Gaiman makes for seven.
And two Frogman, and Painter, and Conchu, and Wipoopenter, and Bill Simmons makes for
seven.
Dude.
I'm about to unleash.
Thanks for just shooting my pants.
I hope you did.
I got a fucking piss dude big time
oh that's in the mess this year dude it's gonna go
they're gonna they're gonna do it
they're gonna do it they're gonna get
they're gonna go all the way they're gonna go up the way
they're in last place
The mats. Oh it's baseball. Eww dude. Eww. Eww.
Yeah, we're back in Monty.
You're doing.
Hold on.
Are you watching goon goon?
Dude, how can she even tell?
Oh, watch this.
Let's see.
Oh, are you watching Goon, Goon?
Look at this.
She looks so guilty.
No.
I'm not watching Goons.
He's still my striker.
Yes, and I just don't approve of all of his actions.
But yeah, he's a great gamer and he he's that's what I'm known for gaming and
actions
Okay, if you would draw one of these cards, okay, that's right. Oh he poking
Quick, idea!
I henceforth condemn Elon Musk.
I
What's in there again?
I like that very much, dead.
I like that barbarian.
I'll tell you what.
Now where's Lincoln?
He takes a long time.
I got him.
Nice.
He's running.
You didn't know Selen, did you?
Well, whatever the case,
She's dead now. Just put it behind you.
She was known as the Graven Witch.
Obsessed by the primeval current, countless sorcerers fell to her hand.
The most dangerous mage in the entire history of Rayalakaria's Academy.
It is strange, though.
A woman. She was like a husk.
a soul already fled. I suspect Selen lives on. I'm sure she'll turn up eventually. In
another body. A sickening thorn. But one, the world is still roaring at me. I suspect Selen
lives on. I'm sure she'll-
He's also a bit of an asshole. Penta's not really an asshole. I mean, to the average
person penta is an asshole but he's just trying to banter once you push back a little bit
it becomes a normal conversation
mccole i didn't know you were an ap history huh no i'm not an ap history then why are you reading
mine comes I'm racist now
Shrek Shrek, money 7.0.
Actually a little good.
guys I don't understand what just happened did I die because of lag or were they cheating
or was that guy cheating I shot that guy in the he ended the invasion dude
new pants oh my god
you know what I used to do when I was a teenager bro I used to think about like old-ass like
ladies and like my old-ass lady vagina
what up
I want to see this.
I died by the way sound assassin I'll be in touch when you reach the destination
Easy peasy.
What strat did you Google?
I regret to inform you, Chatter, that I'm literally gonna do the same thing I do on
this whole app race, isn't it?
So I'm probably gonna lose.
Money.
Yeah, that's what I would have did.
Yeah, that's what I would have did, that's the technique.
Yup.
Yes, it is.
I dare you wait all the generator
Wait, I can't kill this guy.
Uh-oh.
We can do this.
Although I don't think anyone goes back there.
Wait, what if we hold on?
Oh man. Does an accident count? You just not activate the chipper? Wait, that's a good
idea. But what if someone else turns it on, dude? Have I ever used the dolphin to escape?
I did not realize you could escape on a dolphin on this map, I'm gonna be honest.
He's doing push-ups?
Hey, brah.
What's up, brah? That's whatever one from Miami sounds like, by the way.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Hey, you've got money.
literally how do we kill this guy
hmm
Oh, this was a mistake.
We'll fucking am I we've deviated from the plan
I'm not sure if it's possible to get your power down before you beat up.
Skippity bity bity!
Fuck this dude, we're going the normal way.
Yeah, the Trevor Jones just wants to fuck California.
You playing a new Dark Pictures game in a week?
Sure.
Wow, I think I'm kind of trapped.
As it is about the drivers
There's this guy move
This is the mission pan is 700 but I found 701 dollar reviews
I think he moved in, bros.
Rain thinks we're settled. Night?
Port?
Night.
Battle?
Royale.
I'm still the clock, tick-to-tock!
Where's the fucking camera?
Oh, you got it!
Do not be directly above me.
Pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum.
You got anywhere to hide the boys?
Nope.
Hmmm.
Do I think I could be an ass car driver?
No.
Err.
Excuse me.
Who is this?
No.
Oh.
Oh, Gorsh.
Oh, Gorsh!
Well, let's hope that no one comes in here.
I'll wait.
June!
Oh, he's drinking.
One.
I'm busy.
I need to become a waiter.
I don't think it counts in employee bills.
They were heated to the back.
Any word of stash them?
Nay.
Hmm.
Hmm
There might be in the back there though, wait, I think that's the freezer
It's got another entrance
Hey, I wait, I don't think anyone comes out here
Come on man, I know you heard that show
You you want to buy something do not now there's a minute. I got it. I'm watching
I
Not again, I'm so tired of this
Dude, you're blowing up the spot.
Fish.
Okay.
Oh, there is a playside.
Where's the fucking rat poison, dude?
I don't think that's a real store. I think he just made that shit up.
You are definitely not coming for me, please.
Move along.
Fine.
Transforms, shape of a journalist.
line, huh? Oh, maybe they can spell the weed spoke. I don't know where the rat poison is, so...
Hi.
I don't need to go in here, but I'm gonna...
Any rat poison?
Nay.
Hmmmm, let's play safe.
and
Weee!
Hey, and you all seen any rat poison back here, by the way?
Check vendor for poison?
I need a specific kind of poison, it's pretty rare for him to have like a bile of it.
I mean, maybe.
Biden a pit stop yesterday and look so much risk in there. Have you been?
Yeah, I went past the early
We do not have the key you want to think twice about getting a job there
I saw that miller mechanic parking fiercely one of the other mechanics
I'm not sure what it was about, but from the fucking camera
a big chance man I want to get
Where's this guy he's in like a side room that's a big door though
Once again, just to give you a straight word, you had no idea that the device was in fact
a bomb.
None whatsoever.
As I mentioned before, they asked me to deliver a package.
I thought it was just pyrotechnics, as I understand it, Moses Lee is into that sort
of thing.
Interesting.
I just sharded.
Move it folks!
We call that domestic terrorism.
I'm just a delivery guy.
I didn't even know what was in that thing.
I may have taken the wrong turn.
He's getting a terrorist.
Hmmmmmm.
of
oof
Any one in the Twitch Chat know where the rat poison be?
Any knows?
In my ass
some of the rest or
Wait, where's the fucking rest or
weren't we just there?
you gotta farm the ratmobbs for the drop?
oh shit.
if
Let's check the back rooms.
Well I tried.
Hold on, what did that guy say?
Check the map.
Wait, let's check the map guy.
where's the fucking restaurant oh shit wait do you mean the hotel food
stands nice to see some security here
let's check the food stands first I guess excuse me security coming through
Excuse me.
Please.
Excuse me.
There's one in one of the paddocks, cannot remember which.
Oh my god.
Wait, no.
I know where the restaurant is.
It's right here.
I know where that is.
I've been there.
I've had many shootouts there, actually.
So
My god, I'm stressing out so much right now
I think I'm allowed to be back to our security surely I
Security is on high alert yep, we keep it steppin
of
the
way to your break go in
I don't think the rat poison would just be out in the open, the hell's this, the big one.
all right fellas I officially other one
it's talk to the rat first to get the cheese oh shit
Yippee!
What is this on the map? It's a padlock.
How am I going to near fuck this?
Oh!
Oh, no.
I don't think I'm going there.
Hey, rat poison.
Double the rat, double the poison.
Oh
Global innovation ice
One is not over yet, we will now kick off the exhibition.
See technology of the future, that needs finest.
Enjoy.
Slips into the crowd.
Hey.
The King James.
Hmm.
I'm going to try.
OK.
So, we have a slight prop. Actually, he's a target, so it doesn't matter. Never mind.
Disregard.
Waiter!
Good day, Mr. Racer.
hehehehehehe
Don't keep moving
Damn, we have poop
I repeat, he's shitting himself.
Wait, I gotta change.
Hmm.
Are you okay, Mr. Verstappen?
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within this syndicate.
I'm the scat, man.
Time to scat, Daddle.
I don't know how to kill a sex guy, though.
We talked to the boss man about these uniforms again.
His polyester's sticking in my...
You know what we do?
We get a car battery.
You know, you know where we get a car battery?
They're garage.
It only makes sense.
Tell him a thing to see.
First time the race was lost in five years.
Didn't really expect that.
I agree.
I can't help but wonder if all those last-minute adjustments to the car are something to do with it.
I mean, everything moved on day one.
No, there's nothing wrong with that car.
Me, I think it was Thierry's accident.
I didn't...
Yyyyy... Excuse me.
You're on the pale rider! What the fuck?
Sure, she was close to Thierry, but seriously now she was shaking that much.
Oh my god, we could use her to make a kill like that.
Look at the lap times of this divider.
She was doing just as well as on day one.
No, I say he's mechanical.
I think we should.
Did they ever say who the Stig was by the way?
I'm vaguely aware of the Stig.
It changed over time.
Oh.
I love to fool I sorry me and the boys need to borrow some pro pane
I still can't believe it. It's just so mean.
I think I got keys.
Wait.
Oh, nice.
of
job
of a
Now, where can we get this fella?
Oh no.
I thought that was a key.
What you think
I'm not paying attention. I'm getting security to
I'll be in touch
Dick
Fuck I need to take him further in so I could quickly blow him up
Fuck, man!
Oh, Jesus!
Where's the doll?
That security seems tight today.
Knock him out.
I was afraid that the guy would-
it aggroed a guard.
He aggroed a guard, nearby guard.
And I'm pretty confident if I just knocked him out there,
he probably would have got spot, but-
Keeping it safe!
What I should have done is literally just shot and blew up the propane take as he was running around,
but I was gonna drag him in next thing. I knew that normally there's anyone in there.
Where's the fucking exit? Wait.
Why do I blow him up though? If you blow him up with the propane tank, it counts as an accident.
So if someone finds his body, uh, you don't lose, which is important because this guy was running
around out in the open so it was one of the only ways to get rid of them.
Did that make sense?
You can quickly walk behind suspicious people in silent tank down. I understand
that okay we're gonna go back and reconstruct the scene okay because
apparently you guys do not understand what you're down. It was not possible for
me to do that because he would have been seen by the guard that also got pulled
with him okay I don't know how much more clearly to say that I don't know how
much more clearly to say that.
Realistically, he should have shot him and left in less than 15 seconds. If I
shoot him, that guard sees his corpse and I lose.
But they
You lost anyways
Yeah, I did I did
Why don't just kill the guard I can't kill anyone who is not a target of silent assassin
And also was not it wasn't possible for me to even knock that guard
I
Understood!
Oh, no.
I'm a little afraid of you, dude.
I'm not afraid of you, dude.
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
What?
I'm a drawing board, 47.
Hey, we still got that lockpick though, dude.
We got the lockpick for the account, dude.
We lost the legendary silence pistol, though.
That was cool.
That was a cool gun.
That was a bold attempt, 47.
Unfortunately, the syndicate managed to go into hiding.
Knowing you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so
lucky next time.
Yeah.
I do.
Ooh.
All right, what do we got?
I'm going in.
We made it all the way to the end of the campaign this month is ridiculous.
I've beaten hardcore freelance.
Oh, I have.
Yes, oh, I have.
Remember, it ended with me sniping that lady in Argentina
from the grapefield?
And then I heard he walked away, dude.
It was cool.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
She was leaning over the balcony.
We're reaching charges in near silent explosive?
Really?
It was a pretty gay ending TVH.
What'd you shut your bitch ass up?
Poop smear piss stain?
Such a old bim.
Oh, and a happy way.
Okay, what am I missing? I feel like I feel like we got everything we need. Let's
wrap.
You sniped her after pretending you forgot to eliminate during the challenge.
It was an excellent bait, indeed.
Even on this double-
Dude, come back.
Oh, it's nap, it's nap guy.
Can you uncheck them while they're sitting?
Let's see. No. Man.
Like, surely this guy doesn't see it, right?
Excellent work 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Hmm, I forgot that guy's outfit actually.
Hmm.
We can take those guns.
Hmm.
Okay, thank god.
Okay, man.
Hehehehe.
I gotta wait for this guy to leave.
How come none of them actually slip on the banana field?
They were just like, staying in the place and then die.
up with that it's okay because it was an accident smile
Burp, burp, burp!
For fame!
All right.
My intention... is crime!
Wait a minute!
Where are you going?
hmm oh my god wait we can probably pull her off
well oh my god she's going to anything oh fuck not this one
e-bop bop bop bop bop bop oh
Oh, we got a poisoner.
Oh, guys, there's not a, not a, not a thing.
He's got a thing in there.
Okay, alright, let's get to work, shall we?
What am I going to do with the syndicate member's body?
Oh chatter, you're simply too small-minded to understand my technique.
That's how we got to hurry.
Oh fuck.
of
Oh fuck!
Oh no!
Oh fuck!
Oh, look at her! Oh, no!
I can't always remember when she's very knocked out.
Okay, we need that propane tank, probably for one of these other kills.
Hey, what you doing back here?
Ben?
Hmm?
Hmm.
There's a lady that comes back here as well.
Beep-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop.
Doobie doobie doobie doop!
Is poison an accident? Yeah.
Because I can't tell how they died, right?
Just that they did.
Okay...
Unfortunately we can't propane this guy because it will blow up and kill other people, so
we can't just get away.
What is he gonna move?
Poison Darken will go crazy here?
I know!
Oh, dear, but it's gone!
It's fucking gone!
Dude, I swear this guy moves.
Dope, dope, dope, dope.
He's moving.
Not the way I need him to move.
Beep-bomp-bomp.
God, I wish I had the poop dart gun.
I think this card goes in the kitchen.
pretty sure. Dude, weird. I lose the dark guns unless it's a collector item. If you
lose a campaign you lose pretty much everything except for guns like the tools though you lose
pretty much all of them. It's Quinge. Dude, he's not hearing it and it's pissing me off.
I
Just realized he has like a do over her
I can I can't
I don't get up
Thank you. Thank you.
Should I send it?
I hope you fuck with your daughter, give you some food.
Don't...
Why is she doing this to us?
Nowhere.
No freaking...
Profane.
Another sip's real? Not true. They're black dots on the map, which means they are real.
And you're wrong.
And a bit.
It's me!
I don't think we can lure anyone else back except for his duo partner.
So much propane at last, should we huff it?
Hey look at this.
Real, real, real, real, real...
Sneak.
And we're going.
Dude he's like getting fucked up by this guy he's following around.
me as my replacement card turns up yet. I'll be sure to contact you as soon as he turns
up. The paper's ready now. Good. And please, when I contact you, excuse me. I'm a personal
friend of his royal kind.
They are...
Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. I don't have anything to throw!
there is simply no way that's it I mean him going up here now is probably good
for us I'll be back a bitch
looking good man thank you looking good
I need something to throw.
Fuck.
The bullet hole dude.
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate.
Yeah, I'm thinking...
I'm thinking more back.
Okay, maybe not, maybe not.
I would like to leave.
Where Diode goes in Cancun? Yeah.
Check it out.
BOO!
I don't remember where I put my propane.
I do not remember. With that one guard. Oh, the one that we choked out.
Help me.
I found it.
Oh, bring him.
Thank you.
I work here.
This is this guy.
Which is a problem for us.
There you go.
Yeah, fuck it
You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later
I just have to leave, fellows.
Where is that accent?
Isn't that like the main entrance?
I want to be a human being.
Easy peasy dude.
Who's the biggest winner left?
We have an Epic Sniper.
Yoy?
Is there silence?
Yup.
I think we were o'd that one, for sure.
For sure owed that one dude Oh, hey
Tell me this ain't a look, dude, holy fuck.
Holy moly, that is super tough.
We're talking, we're talking Jack Link's beef jerky.
We're talking, uh, I don't know, overcooked deer meat.
Yeah, dude.
Mmm.
Well, it wasn't suit only though.
So does it truly even count?
Benna son or Benna daughter?
Shut your dumb ass up.
Shut your dumb bitch ass up, man.
Wait.
Not doing S.A.S.O. Colorado.
I can't even do that map without killing 30 people.
Plus.
Normally more than 30.
Yaggore, thanks for some of it.
Sorry, Yaggore.
Get home.
Think of the four years.
Have a good trip, 47.
We've done an SSO Colorado in the main game, but in freelance, it feels legit and posh.
I
Yeah, cuz I mean the targets are random right welcome to the Maldives the syndicate is currently operating in the area
But be careful they're on high alert we don't want them to slip away
Good luck 47. Holy moly
Hey, there's our target
Teleports briefcase
I'm glad we don't have to talk to that the trove a woman anymore did you notice how clean
Why didn't that count?
You're going-
They ain't even know where there's a car battery on this island map where there's a lot of
traffic and stuff and you know if there's a car battery here
Bumbo! Bumbo-y-da-ly-ah-no!
There are batteries for boats too? Yeah maybe if you're a fucking liberal cook.
Mine runs on diesel. Busy?
Bombo!
Hmm.
Alright, this is my briefcase.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so fucking sorry. I'm so fucking sorry.
Are we here?
Uh-oh.
I
Totally insane
Hmm
Okay, okay, just stay right there who fuckers on man. You read me
Yeah, go over there. Hey, you all right
Coming out of
Oops, well homeless gave her the business, pick up the way.
What is it illegal to eat it up?
Oh my god.
Hey.
Hey
Guys I need some backup
I keep playing that shit, I keep playing that shit, I keep playing that shit, I keep
Keep playing man, keep playing that shit.
Shit, he's gone, he's gone!
It's my scope?
What?
I was trying to leave my scope behind and stop you lazy prick.
Dude!
It played music!
Come on, now I didn't know.
Who is the fucker?
description. Why this one in particular. The signature gun? Oh.
What are you looking at?
Not good, not good.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the Syndicate.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
It's right there!
I'm gonna try
dumb
he got it
check him man
holy
Excellent work back there 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue
I can do that
It's a kind of dude
Hmm I kind of don't want to carry around the sniper on this level, so we'll find a lookout
Well done, 47. We now know the current whereabouts of the Syndicate leader.
I've got your new intel.
We do not need this lockpick. So we're gonna store it.
Juh and Kay.
DTC, thanks for subbing.
Oh fuck.
Superman's cat, thanks for subbing. Do they have one of those?
Get the market one time big M. Man, I got 13 K there.
Bonmerman, thanks for something.
Did you joke?
Did you joke a bit?
Thanks for something.
Yippee!
Dude, first silent assassin into the all objectives, dude? Hold up.
This might be the one.
Not a mistake for him being a sub to shit fucker.
You see any interdicts for seven?
I think I get the word shit in his name. Or fucker, actually.
Real shit fucker. Hmm.
Shit soup is a username?
Yeah, but shit's like less egregious than fucker.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Anyone else like the Superman 2025 was kind of ass?
Yeah, but I said I want the Iggy Pop song, dude.
Welcome to Hokkaido.
This is the Lost Stand.
We now know the location.
However, you will need to do some recon to make sure you get the right target.
Chostep, they're on high alert. It's not going to be easy. As to why they are here...
Well, we know this. They are here for an exchange. As for the little identification we have on them,
we know that they have red hair. They are sporting a tattoo. They are wearing a hat and wearing a
necklace. We also know that the target is a smoker, and last but not least, they have a sweet tooth.
I'm sorry we don't have more.
Good luck, 47.
Don't worry.
I have everything I need.
Hmm, I think she's got blonde hair.
I can't see.
That is not red air. That's not red air.
Uh-oh.
Hmm.
Tanto.
having a smoke are we but having a smoke are we well hold on
Oh fuck
So what's the plan boys
There ain't no way you didn't hear that.
Thanks, pickpicks, you're so good.
RPG the entire base.
Hmm, not a bad idea.
You know, we got two smokers over there. Why don't we hover around here for a little bit?
Old style.
I got a guy in China city stepped his tail. Sorry to hear that man.
Is that a third smoker?
That's the smoke spot dude. Like the Dark Souls smoke spots.
Top three Dark Souls two smoke spots. Number three. Modula.
In parenthesis. Sunset. Number two.
What's the name of the DLC, Ice Fields Place?
Horsefuck Valley.
And finally, number one, With the Tomb Guardians.
Is this three statues? You guys know what I'm talking about?
What are they called?
How do I split these guys up, man?
The temple guards did ruin sentinels. Yes, number one the ruin sentinels chamber in parenthesis. They my boys
It sucked off by mosquito I feel that bro. I got a fucking mosquito bite literally on top of my head
Let me tell you what I didn't have grown up man
What?
It's literally where my hair used to be, so... fuck you.
Well, here I gooooo.
You guys see me?
I want to be crime.
You can actually hear from there.
Well, oh man, I didn't want to take this guy's disguise.
Shit! Minus one thousandth?
DUDE!
Whatcha doin'?
We could emulate this guy and get away with it, I think.
Necklace.
That is not right here.
He's smoking next to the fucking exposure barrel, man!
Psycho!
Bro, are you good?
I'm pretty sure he's good, he's even got a good picture, it's kind of hard to tell what
This is what this air-cooler is.
MMMM, BITCH!
and
not read me out of the disease there,
to use me
to an unmarked,
of
the
way
Yeah, way ahead of you, Doc.
of
both can even look at
I'm just checking out some strange places.
Oh no.
Show yourself.
Oh.
Sit is it!
You've opened-
All right, we got our own little lane now, dude.
You think there are any psychos who play like this normally and this isn't their default
pose?
Did they play right, man?
What did the chatter say? Please remember? He said, oh, he didn't shove that guy. Yeah,
and then I shoved him. He was awesome.
Check it out.
Hey, who are you? I haven't seen you before.
Dude, come over here, though. I want to show you something.
Hey, hold it!
I
And then I
Don't care
We
and
I wonder what they're talking about seems that they're trying to keep their meeting secret this could be a need
47
Alrighty
What if I just killed these guys hope you've got my back
Loads gun silently.
Hmm.
Well soon the kid scum must die.
Fuck you.
Wait, I didn't kill her.
Oh fuck.
You gonna come in here?
I fucking hate you bitch.
That's a lookout, BTW?
Never mind, oh yeah it is.
Mamma Mia!
I want to be a human being.
and I have a total thing.
Hello?
We've got two people doing a meeting over there. How many? How many?
You know, we could, we could, uh,
I think we could probably throw something near this guy.
What? Oh god. I was like, what the fuck is that noise?
Red hair, glasses, no tattoo, I don't think.
It's so hard to tell, man.
Again when we're drunk.
So, where you looking at, bitch?
He's like, it's a... I think that's allergies.
What do you need these for, silly?
Hello, dude.
Mmm.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
What's up? Come near that.
Hmm.
Guys?
I'm never doing a showdown on that map again, bro.
unfortunate it rather appears that you run out of luck
Never again
Fact of the drawing board 47
I'm I'm literally never doing a show down. I'm getting you fuck no
That's X-ray. This is just to see that guy. Dude. There's there's literally 50 guys, man
I'm trying to keep track of where they're running dude
Like it's not as simple as look for the guys with guns and then take my time and shoot them because the longer I wait
they're they're leaving the map the people I need to get is leaving the
man the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding but don't
give up I'm sure your next execution will be perfect
let me know when you're ready 20 anything done in that fucking lab dude
like there's gonna be like a better costume maybe like a scientist there's
two scientists come outside
Oh man, where'd I lose?
I don't need this.
Hospital directors go to disguise in Hokkaido.
How do I get that bitch? Is he like at the top of the lap or whatever?
Me like hill epic!
Wait I don't want to do Dharma.
of
the
epic
unit area is for seven gods of
I gotta pee real quick, is that chill?
Affirmative.
Give me a moment.
Uno momento.
I make this bomb and change my outfit no gaming diaper now man I'm saving my
diaper wearing ears for like when I get the old-timers do you know what I mean
I don't think I can physically make myself piss in a bottle.
Not with that attitude.
There's one thing I'm missing.
I know what I'm missing.
Do you stick it all the way inside the bottle?
I mean, I assume so.
Oh, need me law quick.
How do you fit it in there?
Fly guards, take the ox.
Right back, one second.
I don't like that you call get you guys call you're ugly dude
I'm gonna wait night him dude noob
Hello, nurse!
There's a grenade around? What was that shit?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Ooh, ooh.
Is this what I think it is?
Hehehehe!
Nothing so traumatic. I'm hunting for a vampire spoon.
His name is Astarion.
I fear he's gone to ground.
I hope the hag of these lands can help me flush him out if I can afford her blood price.
Still not a very good hunter if he's using a hag.
And when you find this Hysterion, you'll kill him?
Not this time.
My orders are to catch him.
And bring him where exactly?
Baldur's Gate.
My people wait for me there.
This is a starian.
What?
It's impossible.
It's so easy.
What have you done?
Good job.
You'll live here.
Nice.
They all better.
Nice.
They're all dead.
They chain lightning and really fuck them up, didn't it?
Hey, here's all your potions, mate.
Yeah, it's got some off.
Let's go.
Holy fuck.
I'm pretty sure I had a couple of them low.
Oh yeah.
I'm pretty sure I had a couple of them low.
FUCK! OH GOD! DAMN IT! OH FUCK!
WOAH!
Movie night tonight. I'll see you guys there, okay?
Give me a little bit. I'm gonna get some food.
For... Aspen Reacts.
For the sake of my sisters and... you know.
Okay, so...
Let's party like we're fucking porn stars, okay?
Okay, make this one trip, we will never forget. Alright?
Yes!
I can't race my eyebrows for the map.
Oh my god.
Buff going out.
I
why no more green screen behold
True fucking power.
Bart! Man!
I think my game crashed.
It's that pain that has to get food done certainly fights until he gets back.
Oh god I'm done.
World War 2 music?
Bro that's probably what zoomers call shit like this actually.
Ew bro, L. What are you listening to right now?
Sorry Jimmy, I just thought I'd listen to some classics.
I'll play to school.
High school.
I remember how I picked you up for high school.
Fucking L nerd.
What is this?
World War II music?
Put on Lil Lizzie, bro.
Lil Lizzie.
L!
Orson.
Orson, Orson, Orson, Orson, Orson, Orson
What up?
time have a good trip Megabonk was good
welcome to Hawks Bay we have been informed that the syndicate is currently
in operation here but you know what to do but watch your step they're on high
alert it's not going to be easy Godspeed 47 I need a guy a guy whose costume will
fit me.
Hiyah.
Oh was that?
It's my anti-gravity briefcase.
of
mad
to get on the roof
Hey, fellow.
Wait, can I reach that?
No way.
No way I can climb up that.
I don't think so.
I'm in.
of
all
Going loud, I see.
My options were limited.
withdraws the legendary blade.
Watashiwa, Scatoma.
Don't come down here.
or a wall
scatchman
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Holy...
Holy moly!
Oh, those guys, uh, they care who I am.
Don't like that.
Oh, you're dead.
You got lucky.
Oh.
Oh, I'm blacking out.
I'm sure they'd be a blow to the syndicate.
Do not care.
Attend to the safe house.
Collect yourself.
I'll be in touch.
I, you know I stay strapped.
Oh, they're digging a grave!
What the hell?
I guess there's anyone over that hill.
Gotta go!
Beeeeee! Beeeeee! Beeeeee!
I just ended twice.
Monko!
Well, that day and the milkman and Horgan thinks for sobbing.
Impressive work, Watson.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Do I have an epic silence pistol? No.
We do have an epic sniper, though.
Oh, we got to kill Gar- oooooh.
If it ain't the sniper level, dude.
We got 18 bullets.
We got to make them count.
lose the silver baller? Yeah, I don't want to talk about that. If possible. Is there
a safe on this level? I think there might have been one on the last level. Shit!
What's the Silver Baller?
It was a legendary silenced pistol that I got.
And I lost it because I'm a loser.
Along with the 30K?
No, we spent the 30K on a collector's lockpick, which we still had, but therefore, it was
money well spent.
I'm about to get on that one rooftop, like the first one, and I'm about to kill everyone
who's in the app room up there.
Second gunman.
Welcome to Marrakech.
We have intel that the syndicate is at your service.
Teleports to the chair.
But be careful.
They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
Godspeed, citizen.
Target spotted.
Okay, man.
Do not stop.
Hmm
Yeah, I'm trapped
Let me out
Oh my...
The fuck was that?
Salam.
Hey, the guy's on the roof, guys.
Wow, it's locked.
Not anymore.
Thank you, collector's lockpick!
more rare
assumes your identity
Where's the- Oh, shit!
And this thing gets out quick!
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Tell me how they heard those, oh!
Nice frontflip.
Alright, do we have a shot on these guys?
I don't think we do. Which sucks.
Vandalism!
I've never been up here.
Oh god.
Oil Loist to get down, please.
Oh, hell.
Surprise.
Dude, we're so fucked!
It's because of my sniper, red!
Crazy bastard
How the fuck do I get out of here
Maybe we just run bassist
He found my sniper
I
Say the word I'm ready
Dude, I don't know where they're gonna put them
I literally have no idea where to get him.
Hi.
Wait.
I think there's only one way out of here.
Nope.
Drama briefcase, they'll take it to the same place.
Wait.
That's a wicked smile.
Yeah
Come on guys pick it up
Yeah, I'm normal.
Dude, REALLY it's in there, no way!
What's the stealthy way into this bitch?
It's a stealthy, right?
I think we're gonna come from the roof again.
So
Cool
Ranch
Oh, it's going...
Hi, Orc here.
Wait, that's the... courier.
these guys.
There's an accelerator.
Hmm.
I just got an idea.
I just got an idea. I just got an idea. I just got an idea. Turn around. I know she's
to start walking the other way as soon as I do this.
Weird.
Do you think anyone's looking?
Oh my god I couldn't leave yet even though I won!
Am I on a Maria sniper rifle?
Oh, am I lockpicked?
Dude, no!
Oh, God, no!
I got money.
My plan was to collect them as they walked past each other, and then just instantly leave.
It was on a good plan for that reason.
You have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
Well, there's always Tamari. You can leave even if that message pops up.
40K for that... Okay. We will test that.
Every fiber in my body says, no, you probably cannot leave until after like, until it lets you, right?
because if you try to leave immediately after fulfilling the like the final target and prestige
objective it says exit haven't completed the level yet or some shit you've done many times
you can okay that sucks I wish I knew that but now I know dude
Mmm-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum...
Okay!
Uhhhhhhh.
Good mothafuckin streamd beauty, everyone up?
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boopgoop.
Nice Hence us!
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boopbbobabbob!