You
Sure, thanks for the bets.
Hello, hello, Gov. Miro, Ntengan, and Elabin, and Worldebo, thanks for subbing.
Hello, hello.
Spray six for seven, J. Colo, Professor Colesworth, thanks for subbing.
Weird Elf Thanks for Zubbit.
She's come, Duck Fan, and AC Thanks for Zubbit.
Forza Rises is only $160 CAD.
Ooh.
She's got one little Kuromi Thanks for Zubbit, and Neo Thanks for Zubbit.
And Chenner Thanks for Zubbit.
Ooh.
Excuse me.
Sparks, thanks for the service.
Put a vote for on Eurovision, your mom.
King Gannert, thanks for the service.
Is that a good one?
Thank you.
P.R.N.A.F.
This is the 6th Nation.
Please insert Goku his hit man. I don't think there's a Goku mother might be though.
Dear Parki, thanks for seven.
Did you catch that ludicrous display last night?
Nay. Tell me of it, brother.
Tell me of this audacious display you witnessed with your eyeballs.
It's Millie Losermann, thanks for 70 million good drilling months.
It's, it's going to graduate for seven. True. True.
Hello, AJ.
Zero. Thanks for seven.
What a beautiful day.
Archery, they circuit five subs. Thank you.
Money laundering complete I've had thanks for seven
Why is the Colorado map on hitman curse, I don't know man. I don't know the right way to do it
Or do new
Japan
someone out there has the full M&M outfit hideout God I wish it was me
I remember which one I had.
Happy Easter!
Thanks for seven MCX shaggy and the trostle. Thanks for show
Oh, bro. Thanks for God seven turn this it
Mmm craft the ball my bust
I think I'm sick fellas.
and Rating Phoenix and Ruining, Ruining Phoenix Perseverance Dupedaso and Furlapic Perseverance.
It's been a strawberry milkshake.
How is that possible?
Strawberries don't produce milk.
Explain yourself.
It doth not make sense.
I don't think I have an epic weapon.
Man.
Drop table 647.
We got that SMG though.
Uh-huh.
Is it gay if I watch your stream today while drinking water?
Nope.
That's straight.
Hmm, that's literally straight.
Hmm, drop a secret.
You're looking extra oily today.
Wow.
Hey, brother, is it cool if we call you Boss Hog?
Oh, yeah, that sounds cool.
Feel free to call me Boss Hog.
What up, Boss Hog?
What's good, Dukes of Hazard?
Wait, what side of the Civil War was Boss Haga?
Hold it.
Yeah, I mean...
Never heard of a Yankee called a name with like a pig barrier, huh?
Don't typically associate the north with human pigs.
Well, let's go bang a cock.
Eight sticks for Zip.
Blaze at 69g on this track and then we can run the suit with the materialism of the
Royal and moral taboo to Zip.
Well, you have dick on your right corner.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area track them down and do what you do best
But this is not going to be easy
Previous actions have put them on high alert. So you need to be tactical be careful 47
What is blood saying what dick?
Hold on, I gotta get my old reliable costume.
Hello sir.
Greetings.
Mgf and Sasquatch, grrr they for selling?
Grrr.
Why does the fair now stay with me?
Why does the fit have dick?
Hmm?
Hmm?
This one?
I don't have a friggin' keycard!
I didn't even pick up my baseball.
You don't get it? Yeah, you never will either. You just ain't about that failed life.
I think this is the, uh, the Bruce Lee variation.
my stupid. How do I get in here? I am stupid.
I
All I did was touch the pipe
all I did was touch the pipe that's not fucking illegal man in my country
didn't realize they were all homophobes
Maybe the only person not sponsored by Kvartjie Roll today?
Or...
They watching the animoo?
paying for anime guys come on
you have to pay for stuff otherwise it's illegal
if you not paid then how they make if you they don't have your money
supply and demand baby riddle me that
it's kind of like a captain or some shit get a hat
enemies is really propaganda really
I believe you.
I'm not sure I've seen you before.
Well, I'm sorry it had to come like this.
Hmm, who would be a better disguise, though?
Oh, wow!
Hey!
I am you now.
I am you.
And you are I.
Persona loads gun.
Puts to temple.
Persona!
I got the key card.
I know blood isn't trying to talk to me to get me to do my job.
That shit ain't happening bros.
You need to work on your posture.
Hold up!
Hey, I need some help over here.
Hey, hey, I need your help.
Sir, people are getting a living crap-beat out of them. You gotta stop it.
But the show was on lock
Sorry, let me just swipe my car
I'm gonna kill you
I need more towels
YOU EVEN NEED!
Keep it shtippin'
Oh
No
I was like a birthday party
Move
Get back to work. I'm not sure what you have the garden on the roof.
Bum bum, bum bum, bum bum, bee bum, bee bum, bum bum, boo bum.
I'm gonna kill all of you. Farewell.
I can't fucking see!
Arms weak.
Hands are sweaty.
Palm spaghetti.
Damn!
Can you get one of the
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you are
You've spread fear within the syndicates I gotta go upstairs
and us was like not even the bodyguards come through here so I'm really sorry
what the funk?
hey
coming up here thanks for guide 7
what the flood?
heads up, heads up
there was a bomb
Central come in, this is Papa Bear
situation is clear
That is not your name bro.
Well, time for three individual people to have the same accident.
Russian window
So I work here
I think we can get away with it.
Shit yourself.
Shit yourself.
Shit yourself.
Shit yourself. Shit yourself.
Come along, buddy.
What's that music?
Look at my cool shoes.
This is a cow once.
I think.
Maybe a horse?
A horsey?
What's a good thing those guys had that accident, huh?
I almost left him here.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, Fortress 7.
Indeed.
Hey, where's the last person?
Across the left.
Why he pooping from his mouth?
looking sharp thanks I required dark gun
here need anything
hurry up I suppose I am suppose I am
okay any time to the other building bitch
Oh, I can jump out of this.
The music was happening.
Billy Bodyguard? I just started. Today's my first day.
Central, come in.
Dude, relax, headman. Nothing bad's gonna happen.
No, Mike. You should listen to him. He's right.
I don't know what that means.
Hey, what the hell are you doing here?
You need to leave here now.
I will f**k you.
Oh no.
Oh my gosh.
I'm one bullet from death.
Don't help him.
Where is my bullet?
Dude.
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Whatever dude.
Back to the drawing board 47.
whatever dude it doesn't matter man because we needed that money for gamble
do do do do do do do do that was a bold attempt 47 gambling you'll be the
syndicate managed to go into hiding knowing you I am sure that you have new
ideas to make sure that there won't be so lucky next time he do Japan now
maybe I'll get away for the perfect opportunity hold right now
That's okay, we don't need the money dude.
We got the power of friendship.
And finally tailored suits.
And lethal pills.
Different from normal pills in that they are lethal.
I kinda gotta do Dubai again.
Fuckin' bitch.
I'm going in.
Silent assassin suit on...
Dubai.
Excuse me.
I kinda don't want to carry this.
And so I will.
When do I think the next time I'll have diarrhea?
Will be.
I don't think about that.
Remember, remember, Scatman's world chopped and screwed?
I
Pop up but up up
Uncus chopped skull emoji double skull emoji
Uncus cooked
Double skull
Was the skull emoji in the emoji movie anyone now
Of course. Wait, did it have every emoji, dude?
My Drillin takes Brazil?
Give us your best scat breakdown. I'll try but I don't want anyone to make fun of me, okay?
Scooby-Doo-Boo-Dop!
Scooby-Doo-Boo-Dop!
not bad thank you thank you
Is that good?
The next scat man, you know legend does say that there must always be one at least one
It could be any one of us. It's probably me, but it could be you.
two there always a it's not fucking jack black that guy I can't be him
cuz he was alive when the scatman was alive wait but it can't be me
Unless I time trap. Unless I'm me from the future. Which I could be.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
I'll play Subnautica too. Yeah, I'll play when it comes out in like 3 years.
If...
Or if it gets a cool update.
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area
Track them down and do what you do best
However, they're on high alert. So you need to be careful. Be careful 47 guys are gonna find my bomb, dude
We're gonna find my fucking bomb, dude. I
I know you ain't coming over here bro.
I could have sworn.
Swear on this.
choking time. I don't have a rare melee, dude. Maybe we can get one?
be a buddy and see what that was all about would you sure
sure mate sure
I
Yonk
No chances
Hiya
That scared me. Oh my god.
Thanks for a blistering.
Bulgaria has one Eurovision. I am not from Bulgaria, but...
Sounds reason enough to be mad to me.
Angry even.
Jeffrey Thomas from the 4th Tennessee congressional districts why didn't Israel
win? This is an outrage!
um fuck dude what's the plan why don't we be oh to get into the party with our
bomb yeah I got one of those I'm good man I'm good got a pee I think hold up
I got a pee in the other bathroom mass special thanks for Southern
Wait, I don't have to pee in this bathroom.
Wait, hold on, I might have to pee in this bathroom.
Hmm, yeah.
I'm thinking it's time to pee in the bathroom.
You gonna answer them?
No.
No.
No.
No.
I
Sleep in sleep
No
Oh, yeah, yeah
Yeah, we're just waking up rose we just waking up rose
There was a bold attempt 47. Unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding. Knowing
you, I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time.
Oh, yeah, you believe me we got some we got some bangers cooking dude
No to barry I mean my god
It's gonna be so annoying flying around all these other places
This is...
Wham! Wham!
You play for work on occasion and shit sucks so bad.
Ooh, must be nice to be gainfully employed.
Not very considerate of the rest of the chatters.
Banana will save for silver.
Job job job job job job job job job job job job.
J.O.B.
lost my job to AI am I cooked?
Nah that shi-
You're good man.
They're gonna need people to tend the matrix
KKG's or whatever
that they have in the matrix for like all strap to the wall or whatever
They gonna need people to like
Wipe their asses and shit
Ooh, a living battery, that's a cool job.
You just have to exist.
You can slowly have that existence drained from you by the AI mastermind, peace.
It's on sex, though, dude.
gonna take your bone marrow. And no bone marrow is not a euphemism for sperm. I mean like
the liquid in your bones. No, not boner, man.
Bolt core, I think. Stop trying to make it like a sex thing, because it is literally
not that. Which one should we take? Slightly gay? To moderately gay? To extremely gay.
Like the gas guy you can think of.
I gotta pick my mission.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
Bum bum bum bum.
Here we go. Oh yeah.
Do not get spotted.
We'll just fucking see about that.
You just got back from picking up trash in your community?
Of course they did or not.
do what you do best but this is not going to be easy previous actions have put them on high alert
so you need to be tactical and for the important distinction
I'm right next to 7.
Shut up guard, I'll choke you.
That's cool.
Strange
Hmm
You're gonna start over
What the hell was that you weird
What?
I keep interrupting your combo, dude.
Shoot.
What we're clear
I'll meet it.
I'm in power my favorite. How do you find that body dude? I understand.
I gotta find just surveillance equipment.
You might be all green though
The doors on unlocks
I'm in this week
So, uh, what are you going to tell the house about me?
Why do I want to?
You know what I mean.
Welcome home, Paloma.
And guest.
I'm staying here too, you know.
At least you can teach me my name.
Maybe you don't have to keep me around.
Would you mind going to see what it is?
No.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
I'm not going to.
Would you mind going to see what it is?
No problem.
You got a problem, sir?
You move around like you're invisible.
But you're not.
Whoa, please stop!
I thought I had you people around for this shit!
Come in!
Hmm.
I'm crap.
Come in. Come in, you-
I mean, come here!
Why can't I not throw this at all?
I mean come on why can't I not throw this
I need you to stand up and fight the alien!
You were knocked out by the alien!
Okay, enlighten me here!
I'm at three!
Go, go, go!
Big cat moving from the stairs.
I think I'm walking.
I'm here now. And now I'm not.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
How do I open this? Hello?
Can you open this for me, please?
Please?
So dark.
You know, she didn't even tell anyone. I was just coming back.
How do I interact with this?
A large crab maybe?
Get to blow it up.
And...
Oh!
Expired Can of Spaghetti Sauce. Go!
w
w
w
w
w
w
w
w
w
w
w
w
w
w
ah
And again we may have a potential threat here what man they can wait
Well went in doubt
Oh, it's safe.
I want to destroy the recorder for the money, dude.
Give me an explosive.
You gonna shoot it?
Real?
Real?
I'm reading you 555 JH, do you commit?
Some fellas being a nuisance to everyone, we need to stop them.
I'm here.
What's going on here?
What happened?
My weapon's off.
Roger, command.
I've been handful yet.
They're looking.
Just get a golden shot back?
What the fuck was that?
I'll do.
Out.
Wow
Golden
Nigel
But uh, give me a shout so I can swing by and uh, fix that, I just keep an eye out for a mental illness.
I think I'll have a drink.
Yeah, I can't have a whole house smelling of nail polish now, can't wait.
And anyway, like I said, uh, just give me a shout.
That's all right, the repair guy.
No one cares, man.
I'm just gonna blow it up.
Got a little bit of a tumor on your forehead?
That's a hat.
What's a hat?
I was in here right now, dead silence because of how many walls and doors were in between
the explosion and everything else.
Come here, another courier is in.
Is there a way to close?
You link?
Wink!
Whoop, time to ski downel!
Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom!
Oh man.
Drinks coffee. Mmm.
Golden Gapatrain. Yo! Chat? Yo!
Yo, Emily!
Hey, you need anything?
I got some cool stuff.
Knocks the cop dead or hit.
Eww!
Howie!
Why did you do that?
Just come back if you need more.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Beatin' nuts, thanks for the bits.
Nori Taka, and Killa Exchivo and Boop.
Cheevo and Boops, thanks for bits.
Gord, thanks for bits.
Gorilla, thanks for a-
I've been Jarod the Dagwire.
Vexels and S.R.O.
Clinton and Maple, thanks for a shawty.
Find the cheap guns, so they're better ones next time.
Oh my God, that's so smart.
I never even thought to do that.
That's crazy.
Oh, cause he can only have-
Oh.
I don't know what you guys say hello
I told you that including a mod?
How the fuck will you guys say hello?
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Hey there, need anything?
Yes.
I can't afford any of them.
We can afford this.
Thank you.
You gotta speed that up.
It's an amputation knife.
What's your management's level from? Isn't it the first one?
I want to check the box I
I'll sleep.
What the hell is that?
Memorabila!
Wow
Hydrolysis, you're doing what's up?
Excellent work back there, 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
All right, let's see
Put that shit away. Yeah, I haven't been like trying to collect anything
Probably not a good thing.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Does that pull for Mint and Naked?
Yeah man, I did that.
Mmhmm.
Aside to everyone else.
What is this guy talking about?
I don't have a fucking epic assault rifle, dude.
We can do a Tanto kill.
Tanto!
Oh
Never a trip to Dubai and quick little trip arena to Dubai arena
Do you know what I'm saying
Hard to believe she's your class ups do buy in a story
There's people!
Ahhhhh!
Give me a labubu and a macho latte on the back.
Can do, can do.
Anything else?
Seeing as I'm your servant now...
Do buy chocolate, fresh from the tap side.
Where is the mushroom?
Found it.
You're gonna have a large penis or stinky webbed feet.
I feel like that question's kind of loaded.
I'm sure around here, 55 subs?
Thank you very much.
Isn't this 55 subs as well?
Thank you very much.
I'm tripping balls on acid right now.
Why am I watching this?
Do you buy just one Eurovision, thank god.
Hard earned.
Blackest Wednesday late for Shabbaaah.
Why not bring the Luchador cat?
Because for some reason you fucking can't.
It's stupid.
And you should be able to.
But I can't.
I wish I could you can only got one vote in Eurovision
bros I'm gonna be honest I don't know how Eurovision works I don't know if one
vote is good or bad I mean I assume it's not I assume it's not it seems pretty
bad if I'm being honest
why am I why I'm so it burned right now this thing
Amherst Island, one of the Pirate's Guards carries an epic AR.
I know about the Legendary Shark. I did not know about the epic AR.
Max Votes is 12 from one country.
How come they didn't vote for themselves?
You can't.
We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area, but be careful. They're on high alert. We don't want them to slip away
You know what to do 47
Gotta be real awkward for
The one guy who did vote for them, huh?
I think I don't know that.
Runs up, stabs you to death.
The blade of the blade, thirst for blood.
Who the fuck are you? Hey.
of
mom, though
mom, though, the other
of
the
Yeah, we might have a possible situation, they know it.
Hello?
Well, he's the party dude.
Y'all think there's any bananas later on if I had to bring my banana.
Bonanna.
Have I gotten the treasure behind the safe house?
Yep.
And we used...
We, uh, did not lose the legendary pistol and the money that was in there.
You can grab a grape knife and cut some grapes, they work the same.
I mean, I assume the grape knife is down...
I've got enough stories.
And the...
thingy.
No?
I gotta make some dosh.
First I need a grape knife.
I left my books at home. Can I borrow someone's...
Please.
Please, can I borrow someone's...
Oh.
You make a discord channel where we can post all of our scat OCs.
No.
Not yet anyway.
Where's the...
The fucking crepe knife?
I can make poison here.
Hey Grape Knight.
Bless you.
Hey Grapes.
Okay, now what?
I
Use like banana
What the hell won't they see the giant pile of grapes
oops
Looking good today, sir. I will fucking kill you, bro. Nothing quite spoilers a party like
Mombo on Bo Italian. Oh
Oh
Alert
I haven't heard of a single person IRL who's heard of Moon Moon or all of y'all sitting
at home.
Hmm, they're all robots as well.
Not real.
Do I have a gun?
No.
There's a giga claymore on the top floor of this mansion, like a sword?
I couldn't help.
I...is there you?
Nothing's here.
Nothing's here.
Start the area.
Wait one second, wait one second.
We gotta find him.
Go!
Yeah, okay.
Okay, let's go.
I'm gonna kill you.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Fine man, I'll go the long way.
Billions of fish dead.
Billions of fish dead.
Nibble 6 for 7.
Well, let's get to the top floor for our cool sword.
I've never seen it for sale.
Yarl's Pirate Saber.
Is this it?
Okay, for the record, this is a Saber.
It says it in the name.
Okay, I'm not going to nitpick, all right, but...
A Claymore is a giant two-handed sword.
Oh
I don't get to keep it I don't get to keep either of these that's so cringe
I
Just can't sense see me how many times
We're go
There's a lot of guards.
a few guard arenos well I make my bomb
What are my thoughts on Bulgaria winning Eurovision?
Is this like the Super Bowl for everyone that does not live in America or something?
Yeah, actually, who gives a fuck, dude?
I don't give a fuck about your pop pageant, dude.
I don't and I never will.
Think about how disappointed your ancestors are.
Yeah.
Can I hear me out of it?
It used to be the when nations competed, it was for land and blood, money and gold.
The resources.
Now you're just dancing on a fucking stage.
Beep beep beep beep beep!
Beep beep beep beep beep!
Pussy.
You're great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great.
But Grandfather is like, dude, I died for what, bro?
Impressive work, 47.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
I'm just kidding.
I don't know anything about it.
I don't know anything about it.
I watch TV.
Sorry.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
I've got to check the shop
What is taking up so at three six four what?
That's ten guys
Hehehehe
Hehehehe
Guess we'll get grapes from your garden in the safehouse? Really? I don't know
Bless you, Yoda, for good luck
Dude, we don't need luck, man. I got skills with a Z.
Which, as everyone knows, allows me at least 50% more skill.
Dude, when can we get Ameravision, dude?
Can someone just do Ameravision so I can stop hearing about this shit, bro?
Holy...
Please.
I won't even watch it.
Isn't that just American Idol?
Oh, so they just copied American Idol, thank god.
Oh man, that is sad dude, sad dude.
So Sop's copies us dude, come on man.
used to be believable. I mean, what are the odds that you know that I know that American Idol was
an idea ripped from like another country's version of it? There's actually no chance that you would
know that, but I know that.
Okay.
Says you every other town in N.A. is an English name.
Bro's only ever been to New England, dude.
Bro took a vacation to America and chose Vermont.
Blood chose New Hampshire as his vacation destination.
I'm her back, what's up?
I use and live a soldier life in higher old
called Acme. It's for two years. Plus several others.
Mmm!
the
Wait, I don't have a gun.
We're going to idly. Be prepared.
Italian cuisine knowledge go, carbonara.
I'll be in touch when you reach for the Disney.
Welcome to Sapienza.
That is a target.
This is it.
We've tracked down the Syndicate leader.
You need to identify the target first.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Nevertheless, we do know this.
Hmm.
No glasses.
They are attending a secret meeting.
As for their identity, we know that they have red hair, they are sporting a tattoo, they
wearing glasses and wearing a hat we also know that the target is a smooth and last but not least
they have a sweet tooth i hope this will help be careful 47 blah blah blah
commercial leave stream early today my favorite two favorite vtubers having a 3d live tonight
Security building.
I have a gun out.
There's like a ton of people in here.
That's a lookout.
MonkaGiga.
Also a lookout.
could get a extreme
Subway she don't give a fuck
Nope
of
the
home
There he is gonna be all right
There's someone in the stairwell right now. Oh no
Oh, that wasn't her fellas.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
phone? How do you fail when you see through walls? Because I can only look up so far,
Dude, I'm like a dog
Good kind of target we look for
Secret meeting. Fringe. Kind of gotta find a place to put this guy.
Yeah, um, can you switch it for us?
Yeah, he'd be smoking weed, man, up here for sure.
BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Why?
He saw my face.
had to be done. Where are you going? There's like three freezers in this bitch.
Come along buddy.
Is that faster?
saves 2 frames. Wrong. I don't see anyone else over there. There's one more body in the
stairwell. Dude, it's okay, man. I don't think she meant that.
I think you ought to put that away.
I think you oughta...
...chup.
I think he has a tattoo.
He could, though.
Bam, bam, bam, bam.
Ha ha ha. Too much tiramisu on my italy trip.
Put that away, will you?
Shut up.
You're gonna be nervous.
Oh. Now.
Wait the safe.
Who the fuck is it?
Level 4!
I'm in.
Ass knees so bad, holy shit.
Oh
How do we get up
mysterious music plays
oh
do do do do good
oh that's not
outer blue thanks for silver
Target spotted.
Not the target.
Greetings!
bottom
Is that for my crowbar? Forget it. I don't have it.
Where's me crowbar?
Why were there two guys in the apartment?
Um...
Man sex.
Hope this helps.
Where the fuck did you go?
I
Crap
Well, that's not good
and
Can I come in? I work here.
Hold on.
Uh-huh. Okay. I'll kitchen staff a green lit.
Thank you. Excuse me.
Alright, I'm not going to be bothering you no more, sir.
Okay, I thought there was an upstairs kitchen. Sue me, dude.
I'm just opening random fucking doors.
We gotta find the next victim, dude.
Do we have the same costume?
I think so.
Spotted
Films you
Hi, whatever
I
Be here
He's getting tighter and tighter. Especially around the lab entrance. Don't eat some chocolate. Don't eat some chocolate
Paranoid
Bottom
of
the
death
of
death
Nah, you don't want to go over there.
That place sucks.
You don't want to...
You don't want to go over there.
Well...
It wasn't her, boys.
of
Dude, we could have woodchip'd her. That would have been awesome.
I don't want to arrange a meeting because I want to get this guy while he's... I have
to get him while he's doing his tail. There's no point in arranging the meat.
I sure hope it's the only guy I have in March. Please, Gog.
I don't have a lockpick.
No!
I got sneezed, it's not coming.
Oh! Mama Mia!
Holy...
He's the device in a faraway spot.
I gotta get him while he's doing his tizzle.
Not good. Not good.
I'll fuck it up boys.
Man!
Nooooo!
Oh!
Do you think it was him?
Oh, there goes him.
What the hell is he doing?
Why'd they slime me out dude?
Alright, I'm gonna turn the overlay back on.
maybe webcam I don't know how the hair is looking right now that you guys will be nice
about it right I fucking want to eat you
I need a song dude
You
Gamer time
I didn't feel like waiting for that look out to go back down the stairs, man, to be honest.
And then we lost, because they saw me.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What kind of guy do I got to do by?
Florida target do by silent assassin? Wait hold on, we might build a village!
Wee neew, wee neew, meeww!
I can only guarantee that I'm going to be able to do two of these bonus objectives by
So, yeah.
Boom.
I got two lethal sirenges.
We're gonna get a bomba.
I know where- I know-
I'm gonna to leave those syringes and I- I know where one propane tank is.
Actually, I think I know where two are.
Okay, here is fake and one day I'll prove it.
Do you think this is the wig that I would have chosen?
The Babylon 5 wig? Bro, no one knows what that is. Isn't that like a sci-fi channel show?
I do. He's lying. I actually don't have a silenced gun right now. Hmm. That I want to carry.
Um, guys?
of
He's from Babylon 5.
You nerds are watching sci-fi channel, dude?
Little nerd?
Have a good trip, 47.
A little freaking nerd.
Maxi moves the extra 7.
Who is that?
Who are you?
She's late, she's looking over her nest right now.
Don't tell me that's the lady at the front.
Nope, I know who that is.
Mu ha ha! Mu ha ha!
See, this guy, we're looking at right now, he's bald.
Okay, I'm bald diggin'.
sleep now prince sleep
Sleep now, sleep.
Bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip, bip.
Nice, nice.
Who is this? I know who that is. Disregard.
Guard
Where's cringe browsing?
These fucking shoes, mate.
what's up what's up
I'm not using my lockpick on that bro.
Come on in to the break room.
Look an extra sweaty there, my man.
Oh.
Whoa.
What soda emetic pills
Hmm
Hmm
Any cool way to kill you now
My kettlebell, dude!
Alright, where is everyone at?
Level 3?
level 5.
Burn it, burn it, burn it.
I
Holy fuck oh shit
this is the one, yeah.
Hey.
oh
祝祝祝祝祝祝祝祝祝祝祝祝祝祝祝
Dr. Pom
I
Gonna figure out better way to get in there
There's four
Four hot guys.
Hello.
Yeah, I just want to remind you of the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the,
I just want to remind you of the air
Where we go
Well, thank you for the help.
Yeah, you can help.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, I don't know if I can grab them from around this wall right here.
It's like actually so weird.
We've got a possible intruder.
I'm calling an armored.
of
the
of
I need an SMG.
Just walk off of that, you fucking pussy!
Bonanana!
I don't fucking care of his log, bitch.
God.
I think we're going to need that for a pain, fellows.
Just the propane initially.
No accessories, not even like a grove.
They still up there still?
Oh!
This guy's Roman.
of
the
I
Just wondered if you got the briefing on a lockdown drill tomorrow. I got it. I'll get issue one tomorrow morning
What is that?
Wires? My mom.
I'm sorry, but Mr. Ingram, who is the royal I would suggest to have?
How do we get in this guy?
Nice double 360, holy fuck.
I don't care.
Work.
It will be slow.
And I'll have to make sure that you get in there.
Dude, take a left.
Take a left.
It's so cool over there.
With full honor, the enemy wanted to make a difference.
Just a minute.
He started working for what he believed was a greater cause.
Fate, however, felt he would be more useful in the private sector
and set itself out to lure him to his true calling,
working with a man that had him.
get out my face
Sivvy
right there
can't breathe
go on
galaxy
move it in a possible enemy target
the baseball
dude
come on man
get a fucking grip dude
Oh, come on!
Excellent mark, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
They call him Pfizer Field.
The fastest vaccine in the west.
Yes, isn't it so lovely outside?
Yes.
That guy looks unvaccinated.
Hmm. Can't smell the, uh, nanomachete.
Can you see that he's from somewhere?
I
Moist wanted this person
Well, don't think so. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Bam-bum, bam-bum, bam-bum.
How are you?
Oh, I'm so good right now.
I'm PogChamp.
I
Want to play a game for me?
You're surrounding, give yourself up!
Syndicate member eliminated, well done, 47.
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
Johnson & Johnson Jab!
I need a fucking SMG dude!
Broom-broom-broom-broom-broom-broom-broom-broom!
Can I have one? This other sound is... wait...
Oh, it is! Nice!
Broom-broom-broom-broom-broom-broom-broom!
Well...
Time to scat-dead!
And we didn't even have to use the propane.
Honestly, I didn't even have to use that last injection.
Good work back there. The syndicate took a serious blow, but there is still much work to get done.
Cooperate and prepare for your next assignment.
Injection two! I think this is the train.
Hmm, which means...
Well, I think I have an epic shocker.
Thank you Miami dude.
Trains of Romania?
Yeah, but it shares a slot with Colorado.
Uh, no, no.
Uh, nooo, nooo.
I can make this into a syringe.
Why do you throw into the abyss that was found?
Somehow a good thing it counts as an accident.
Yeah, yeah, any accident kill it can be found.
I think either, I have two theories about that one, one, it's falling by a bunch of
windows so people see it or two.
The devs literally just put that up there so you can see it do the goofy ragdolls, it's
falling and hitting everything, but that's just a game theory.
What was my favorite performance in the Eurovision Song Contest?
I liked Bulgaria. Yeah, I feel like they had a really good one. I didn't get to see the results though
But like as like an artist myself
I could like really see like how their performance was like clearly like on a level above everyone else's
They won
Wow, I got me real recognized real I guess
They wa-a-a-a-a-a-a!
There are two huge reasons you'd love her performance.
Elaborate.
Realiant, thanks for s-
Her balls, Caitlyn, think.
Gooners thinking they're normal people, oh, mega-lifing.
Damn.
You just got smoked.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Spoilers to be will goon to make you chow say and mr. free to breathe.
There's a way they had sex.
Welcome to the needle Yates, Argentina.
We have Intel that the syndicate is active in the area, but be careful.
They're on high alert.
We don't want them to slip away.
Be careful 47.
I'm going to fall.
Good luck.
Who ain't got mean nothing no more, huh?
Mace.
The makeshift katana.
Wait, legendary.
Poobies.
I
Get the shower inventory
Weird
Yo, you trippin' dog!
Grow three-minute ads, don't even reply, can't hear you!
Smoke!
Wait, I shouldn't have used this costume, fuck!
I
Wretched why
What could be a weird man dear job weirdo
What fucking cameras in here deal
What the f...
Climb down.
You're so fucking smart, dude.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Great, not my shotgun stuck.
Okay.
What's up?
What's up, you want a screwdriver I can borrow real quick, anyone?
How else can I get in here?
I can't.
Maybe from above, I don't think so.
one this guy's don't worry I'm gonna hold on as long as I can I didn't forget
Drop you fool.
Oh, great.
Eh, we don't need the shotgun job.
Oh, great.
Eh, we don't need the shotgun, Joe.
Well, well, well.
See what the hell that was.
I think we're
I'm not gonna get in there.
I'm not gonna get in there.
I'm not gonna get in there.
Shit.
I keep getting the wrong foot.
Farewell.
Well, don't worry, sir. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
I forgot my baseball. I gotta go back.
What the fuck is this?
It's a vintage year.
I
Mean what is this worth
I don't care you guys maybe do that by the way
1945?
I'm in.
That'll blast.
No, don't conceal the fucking syringe.
We have this piece we got a guy in the field and we got a guy in the villa for your
I wonder how far we can shoot someone with a shotgun.
I gotta get out of here.
More tailings for seven for six seven mud.
Hehehehehehe.
Hehehehehehe.
Hehehehehehe.
Hehehehehehe.
Hehehehehehehehe.
Hehehehehehehehe.
Hehehehehehehehe.
What?
Mister!
Whoa! Stop right there!
Now follow me!
Hey!
Looking good!
Just keep walking!
That's it!
Run along now!
Don't come this way again!
I'm President Taylor from Zillow.
What's a fucking stupid loser, dude?
Go back in the grapefield and...
Cut some grapes!
And I'm like...
I just want to have some champagne for once in my whole life, please.
I mean, I can use my first disguise now.
Does anyone even like watching these like informative videos?
That was the first disguise I used! Why does it count for two?
We're learning.
I told you, I'm sorry man. Will you ever forgive me?
me. Please. I'm like that guy in RuneScape begging for his life. Please. Please don't.
Don't. I'm gonna kill this guy. I might give him the jab first. I'm gonna give him the
Good job.
Welcome to the...
Oh, where you going, chief?
Three, two, one...
And for more than two decades, New York baseball firm, Morgan Yates.
Come over here for it.
fear not pussy
oh okay
ah
i'm scared it was nothing
alright
okay
It's probably nothing, but, you know, why don't you just go and check it out?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've got nothing here. Must have been a rat or something.
Rats. Rats. We are the rats. Oh, he's coming.
I'm going to make you shake yourself.
Really?
Really?
I mean, you're already down here, dude. You may as well inspect the fit.
He is not inspecting the fit.
Whatever.
Whoa, what the hell?
Whoa, what the hell?
Something turns it's happening. I'll take it out.
Maybe we shoot this guy on the way out or something.
dum dum dum dum
okay
It's muscle man from regular show.
You didn't watch that?
I did watch regular show, actually.
most of it. No, no, no, no, I have to.
I think nothing here.
Why.
Yeah.
I need a volunteer.
Go and see what that looks.
OK, OK.
all that poop syringe don't see a thing
yourself
Come on buddy. What's the play? Where are you gonna go throw up, dude?
We look like one of those alien diplomats on Babylon 5, dude this guy is actually stealing
that dude's job from like 45 minutes ago by the way.
Well, I don't think anyone can see me, but maybe.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Good today, sir.
Thank you.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble of fine-gauge synthesis.
Oh
I walked out
All right, it looks like he's still alive, it's kind of moving a little bit
Dr. Pop
Okay, how are we getting in?
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
Oh man.
Again.
Oh man, a game, this is a vent.
Who the fuck is that guy?
Sir, this is our restricted area.
Yep, fuck yourself.
You're 100 bucks.
You're not going to use any amount of disguise right now, right?
Yeah, dude.
that's a nice suit
was that amani
bleh bleh bleh
gotta go up
do they check the suitcase?
ah i got a bomb on me
dum
do do do
Hey, hold up.
Opportunity!
Yes, sir!
Okay, bye.
Come on down.
Wait, I think she works up there.
For what?
Uh-oh.
What is this?
What is this?
It's my partner.
Someone's over there running.
Probably a boat in a raft or something like that.
I'll get back to you.
No!
You hear me?
did that third guy? why dude? that guy is trying too hard. relax. calm down.
of
the
death of
death of
I wanted to see if I could grab that guy and pull him down. That's why I jumped up. Where is the word this?
Oh, she's still in the frame
Safe located
Where's my bomb bomb
Hahahaha.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Yay!
showing restraint now we've killed a lot of people this mission that we didn't
have to kill
I'm going to get another successful trip to Argentina.
That's the henchman right there.
What does hench mean?
Does anyone know what hench means?
Bush did it! Thanks for 92 much optical illusion and save the lizard. I bet a hench means something cool.
Excellent work back there, 47. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Oh, shit.
Good job, 47. We now know the Syndicate leader's current location.
Not good. Not good. Not good.
Well, we'll scrap a gun.
It's gonna be the fucking train, by the way, guys.
Train would be better.
I mean I guess I could literally kill everyone but like it's just so risky having like a
shrimp shoot out against those assassins because uh...
They like the one shot.
Truly, I learned how to try to do the train for once.
Okay, the train is a modded level.
Okay, like it might exist as like a mission, but it was not put into Freelancer mode by
default.
And there's probably a reason for it.
Unk knows the lore of the game.
No?
I just have never... never got it before I got the mod.
I remove all mod maps and set Hawks Bay because I find Hawks Bay fun
There's one variation I was thinking about removing. Oh, I wanted to remove all the Dartmer parties. Let's just suck dude. I don't like this
I mean, they're okay. Oh, yeah, Miami boat as well. Fuck that map. The map is cringe
Oh
The Halloween contract Hawks Bay is too spooky.
Is it custom configs after that?
Yeah I know.
Yeah I know.
You gotta use that the first time you get them on to choose them after you want to play.
I've seen it. With no noise.
Am I muted? Nope.
But I hit my mute button.
Is there a guard listening?
Take the ox.
I'm Jakey GCN, expert in one-sub and roadhouse in Aliamok in Mars in the
and J. Nel's and Fleximus Prime and Dragnaught and Boremity and Titan Dusty's Resubit, Bush's
Resubit.
All voyages, 47.
Yippee!
Welcome to Romania.
What the fuck?
We've worked for you, sir.
We've finally tracked down the syndicate leaders' whereabouts.
However, we do not know the exact identity of the target.
We still have to do some recon.
So, let's go.
Welcome to Romania.
What the fuck?
Oh, we finally tracked down the syndicators' whereabouts.
However, we do not know the exact identity of the target.
So, you'll have to do some recon.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical as to why they are
here.
this they are participating in a handover as for the little identification we have on
me we know that they have no hair they are wearing earrings they are wearing glasses
and wearing a hat furthermore your target enjoys reading and they see themselves as a foodie
I hope this tells can be used to your advantage. Good luck 47
I'm gonna need some music for this boys
The target is trying to escape, don't let them get away.
You eliminate the beast.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself.
I'll be back.
Get back to his last known position.
I
You're not supposed to do this.
You are not supposed to do that over here.
What I dream of these for seven?
Train cleared sir, now there are still people left.
They call them the Melon Man.
Well executed?
Excellent 46.
We almost died like twice.
You took down the Syndicate.
But we have intel that there are more connected.
Eliminate them all.
You will be well rewarded.
Prepare and let me know when you're ready.
Whatever.
We're gonna get a, we're gonna get a Miami map and then get lucky.
How's this situation happening while traveling through Romania?
Just don't go on the train, dude.
Adoi!
Adoi!
How many we got? Oh, oh it deleted my syringes dude or my extras. No
wait
Should we gamble
Hold on you gotta buy the dip boys you gotta buy the dip
No, not the dead, the dip, D.I.P.
Hello, poop lover.
What's up, man?
We got winning the NASCAR All-Star Race tomorrow.
Dale Earnhardt.
That's right.
Shaquille O'Neal.
Yeah, I got Shaq.
I got Shaq.
I got Shaq.
I got Shaq.
I got Shaq.
I got Shaq.
I got Shaq.
No one else bet on Shaq, please.
Thank you.
I get it.
I get it now.
You and I, we were the rats the whole time.
Playing the game of life.
What map we drop into though, I can upgrade my suit
Tier two suit unlock boom swag
Rock tilted
Hmm.
Blind guard.
Except it's first subbing.
What?
I'm gonna get another throwable.
Take no damage, I must.
Safe journey, 47.
Oh
Carriers will always carry medium line of mercies on in their pocket a k-1000 which is not
I mean the numbers are currently in the area
Find them and take them down
Watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy extra bodies. You know what to do 47
nothing here yeah I got it prestige objective incomplete why was I saying
There's a mirror next to it.
Yes, take a look.
I don't know.
Yoyink.
What?
That's so weird.
in the one with the car come out please
shh
eeeep, and not the one we need, I think
I don't need a key.
I got the lockpick.
I just saw myself walking in the window, I thought someone was walking around out there.
You gonna come in here or what dude?
come on man
B with A. D.
Okay, up there it is.
Yonk?
I'm really sorry, but we've had to section off this area for now I got around these guys real quick
But I need my things in there well, we'll be done be well, please it's not as bad as that time Queens
Six thousand semi-incinerated owner, but it's the same shit every time remind it is
I'm just saying maybe this isn't something money
Yeah
Okay
Is the Walter Cronk a report
Curial filigree egg
Gold bar swag
I think there's one more money.
At least chloroform at least.
There's the bomb.
I found it.
I found it.
Does this smell like chloroform?
You fuck up
Aren't you Ruby red the investigative reporter I loved your expose on the much talk data appears
I mean wow Jason Portman must hate you
Wait, that's the guy from Japan
I'm learning
Right
Under cover are we?
No, no, I'm just not who you think I am sir. Now, please leave me alone or I'll be forced to alert the hero.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hmm
I don't think we should do it here
Hmm
Why can't I find
Stupid he did well for us. I mean he closed the Berman account. She added the bank a cool 10 million
Money
We could propane her
We've got so much money right now. I'm feeling a quick little gamble Reno
I guess throwing up gross
Yes, I do he talks but his his lips don't move how
No, no, I see that.
I don't think that's what older is on you.
Theresa.
Shut up.
It's dying time.
Let's see here.
And shotgun.
Oh buddy. Oh, Tramp.
Wait, I think it's that one guy that we had to slow kill that one time.
The dude hit it, wait, no, this is our guard.
Well, well, well.
I guess someone should make a majority.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
Wait, speaking of safe, hold up.
I'm ready to rob the vault. Dude, the vault ain't got shit, man. It's not like it used to be, bros.
your head down if you want to stay alive. Here's your blood. Clear.
Rob the vault and the safety deposit by supply by the Gigas sniper appellant.
Fine.
What's that command? Okay.
I don't know!
Whoa!
I gotta watch her mouth, bitch!
I should kill you for saying that.
Where the hell am I?
It doesn't matter, I stroke that.
Safe to positive hold.
I feel safer just reading that, dude.
Watch and walk no run through lasers when bottom one is off.
That's what I was about to do, so it's really convenient that you mention that.
I know about the legendary shotgun.
I'm in I want the wrong way
Wait, no it doesn't.
Is there more?
Money!
In and out.
It looks like there's more.
Aw man, it was stupid commemorative token.
I mean I'm out.
The gold bars don't do anything.
I hit him.
Ever get the sniper? I got another shell on my body.
Amazon Alexa thanks for sub it. Enjoy. Excellent work. Tommy asked me for some of it. Let me know when you're ready to continue. I'll be waiting
I got 23 out of 15 right now. Holy moly. I don't need that. Don't need that
Let's do Hawks Bay. Yes! It has safe as well.
We're gonna make another syringe. Hawk to a bay.
Give that guy a raise.
Even Steven? Oh. Damn, they cracked his neck and bonked him up at the same time.
Bonk.
This is TF2 reference, by the way. Bonk.
Yeah, goody. Family Guy reference. Quagmire. Glenquagmire.
Are you playing on easy mode?
Nope, same mode.
Same butt-fucking mode.
Where's the bomb now?
He's using the wall hack so yes.
Let me consistently be able to get silent assassins and ship before I contemplate using the
no wall hack run
literally won't happen i'm cool with that
i'm cool with that
It looks so easy, bro.
Yeah, cause I make it look easy.
Dude, what if we gambled, though?
Do it.
I'm feeling a little lucky right now.
I'm in.
Fine.
I think the guys that don't have a partner out here are kind of like losers in the guard gang.
It's kind of fucking sad if you think about it.
No patrol friend? Loser!
That happened because we were on a slope, by the way.
Bullshit.
Okay, I got my Damascus kitchen knife.
Wait, I should have poisoned him, dude.
I'm gonna poison this guy.
Surely nothing bad happens.
Now we check the shop.
Okay, this guy is doing some shit right now.
Alright, Mr. Navy Seal Special Ops guy, whatcha got?
Epic assault rifle, epic sniper rifle.
Legendary Knight.
You can come back any time, hey, you need anything?
I got some cool stuff.
of
Hello?
Huh?
Got some strange noises here.
Looking into it.
Come on, man.
I'm not sure if I can do that.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Welcome back sniper rifle-chan.
Oh
Excellent work 47 you've spread fear within the sink it
If I could see
I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm pretty sure it's the first time I've seen it.
I'm not sure if you can see it, but I'm pretty sure it's the first time I've seen it.
I know I know
Anybody copy?
Nobody's copy.
God bless!
Wildfish got a big target.
Mmmmmmmmmm.
Thank you.
You're welcome, mister.
Heh. I should have put in there so fast.
Bro, bro's making it.
Come on, do you copy?
I'm at the location now.
Oh, you've burned!
We need a doctor to look for you.
Just show yourself!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Nothing here, Command.
Moving on.
You think I'm in the ocean?
You fool! I can swim!
What?
I don't know what to do with it.
How do I zoom in?
Oh.
We got a blast!
We got a blast!
Ambassador, thanks for 7.
We got a bag, dude, after we lost it, after we got Rob, Robin.
Didn't you get minus points for every non-target kill previously?
You got a...
Impressive work, 47.
First ability.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
You're already the lose.
I don't need this.
Just win.
Oh!
Just win!
Just win.
Oh!
Just win.
Oh!
Just win!
Oh, just win.
Check your bail.
Um, we don't need to...
I think.
Hey, we're gonna have five syringes, guys.
You may more or kind of visit Brazil or Miami.
Miami.
Welcome to Miami.
all backstabbed on a Tuesday.
Hmm, we should probably have our trinket, too.
We probably need to get checked at the door.
If I'm going anywhere, it's the town from my summer car.
That's my ideal vacation.
Chernars.
Is it real? Yeah.
That's the Daisy town? Yeah, I know.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Oh yeah.
We're not bringing anything illegal.
Because we might have to go through the front door.
Have a good trip, Forteson.
Guns, it's first of it.
You gotta peep out the scat-mombo song in case you did.
Tell that the syndicate is active in the area.
Oh, watch your step. They're on high alert.
It's not going to be easy.
Bant is a point, 47. Good luck.
I have seen this out.
Hmm?
Dude, shut up.
I prefer the philosophy.
Oh, shit.
What's up, guys?
I feel like we've been here before.
What about Scatman's World Slope?
I don't have that.
of
I
of
I gotta wait for this fool to walk away.
St. Ealing.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Listen on my ads, for each fucking show.
There should be a box, you can check.
You can just read the crowd, you know?
I don't know why.
That's why they have the best audience,
which they call the point,
this security professional loves his cabalera,
he's on a Spadium show.
Yeah, that's a pretty good show.
Yep, that's a conversation into it for sure.
Pop-o-peep-o-pop-a-da-pop-a-pop-a-deep.
Another person walks in here, but I don't know where they are.
Oh my God!
No!
Oh fuck no.
The floor is blood-going.
We'll lure him into the fuck room.
Legendary knife in these lockers. You're a fucking liar, dude.
Fire!
What's that noise?
Oh, boys, come on on here!
Come on on here!
Well done 47. Especially if you're low to the syndicate. Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Sorry boys. Got a scad daddle.
Wait, that's Susie maintenance.
She would recognize my face.
Oh
Dude, there's four guys in there right now.
I can go up here.
Isn't there a way in via elevator?
Yeah, we might be able to get to that one.
Show yourself. Hello?
Scared?
Come with me, Prince. To the bathroom.
Hi. You made anything?
Yes.
Yeah, I'm sure I've got it at a price mmm you take those boys
No.
Take care now, don't be a stranger.
the guys I'm your boss you remember me John boss
Okay man, no, no, no, no.
See ya later, nerd.
Got a blast!
Wish I had an animatic poison, we should've brought our dart gun, but I didn't know that
I wasn't gonna get checked at the door, dude.
Would you guys stay in the gigabilly?
Hell no. What if I told you there was lots of chocolate?
Mmm.
I got a lot of suit.
We got a lot of surrender.
Mala
Concealable but time
We could technically do all of this oh we do need to go
We could find we could source one though
Uh, forget the uh, rare mail.
We're bringing it all reliable.
Have a good trip, Fluttersy.
Can you advocate for everyone watching to join in the gamble?
Alright.
Everyone listen to me.
robots report in I'm gonna need you to put down at least five dollar reviews on
this particular internet point game
Welcome to Miami
This is it, we've tracked down the syndicate leader.
You need to identify the target first, however, they're on high alert, so you need to be
careful.
Nevertheless, we do know this, they are here to attend a business meeting.
We also know that they have brown hair.
They are wearing earrings, they are wearing necklaces, and glasses.
Out to habits and voices, your target suffers from dehydration, and they see themselves
as a foodie.
That's all I have for your present.
You know what to do, 47.
What?
What do I do?
Help!
maybe I should rile him up like a new gen hey chat chat chat chat get on the
scramble chat chat it's gonna be live okay it's gonna be w I don't know
Stop fucking recording me now.
What color hair is that blonde?
Shit.
Hmm, that's a hat, though.
Can we put you somewhere?
Well, I'm afraid to knock anyone out because I don't want them to freak out and leave.
And it will, like, AOE everybody.
Grand Turismo 4 license test all gold.
Dude.
Shup.
Wait, you think this guy's gonna check all these cars?
and I put bodies in here guys I'm learning
I can't put him in here what
of
Can I get in and pull him? No. What's the purpose of opening this? I mean if this guy's not
gonna see him no one will see him. I think we're good.
This is our lookout. Dude, I don't have anything to throw!
What ever dude don't sound so mad bro it's just a game
How do I actually drop this, by the way?
Is it enough?
So, yeah.
I need a lot of things.
I feel like I should... buy something.
Save?
Alright.
Just come back if you need more.
Sure, buddy.
Save?
Alright.
Just come back if you need more.
Sure, buddy.
Brown hair earrings, necklace glasses.
You want to buy something?
You name it, I got it.
Smoking.
Dude, they're so oblivious. They don't know that I'm the hitman.
Where in the hell is this lookout?
There he is.
I think.
Yep.
We're gonna, we're gonna do a long lure on this fella.
I don't know if I can though.
There's a guy out there in the window, dude, and then we got the guy that's roaming around
kill. There he is. I hate this guy.
Hmm, you're a mess.
Pasta and...
a cake.
What the hell happened to you?
Hmm...
How come I can't get my door back?
Hey!
Nooo, my horn!
the
so stupid
so fucking dumb
so dumb asshole
If you move, come here, returning to cost.
Who we got a shot?
I
Got we hit those bodies
Man anybody there come in there's someone goofing around
Oh my god.
How are they getting in here?
Am I numb?
Oh, McDonald's!
going mechano mode. This makes us invisible to late targets.
Hey, how are you?
What's up, man? What's up?
Hello there.
What's up?
I kind of got a... I kind of got a... I kind of got a... I kind of got a... I kind of got a... I kind of got a...
We gotta get past it.
Our target is a litter.
I didn't want to do this.
I wanted to open the door.
Oh god.
So it's come to this.
The target is trying to escape, don't let that happen.
I don't know where they can lead.
I think there's only two exits.
return to the safe house collect your sight I'll be in touch
oh my god
Oh
Man I got nothing to report for my current location over
Oh my
This is why we don't do Miami showdown!
I was trying to fucking open the door to put me in the cabinet, man.
I have my fucking bomb.
I just realized that this, uh, Metic rat poison is called ratapooey.
It makes her bowels unstable.
I just got here. I'm on the scene. What's the situation?
Well, fuck you guys, see you never again.
God man.
Well done, 47.
This will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
You pick up the web floor, send it, slip it in the pulse.
Yeah, I was literally just thinking like how many of them would have slipped and fell there
if I picked that one up.
I
Would have been some Benny ill shit
The syndicate has been eliminated I
Haven't tell that there are more connected
Finish the job take them all down and you will be well rewarded
Maybe now.
Uh, okay. Let's pick our campaign. Our campaign.
Dubai? Dartmer?
But Mumbai. Ew, Columbia. Ew.
Gross. Miami? Scale?
does fiber wire count as a melee weapon kill?
I have serious doubts that it does.
It does.
It's an epic melee?
It does actually?
Bro!
But is that a risk I'm willing to take?
What if you bait me?
Anyway, we're gonna bring our, we're gonna bring our sniper rifle to the same map that
we lost.
Scale has an epic melee on map as a backup.
Is it the Saber?
Wait, what is the...
Is it the Burial Dagger?
Scale!
Burial plus Katana.
aerial plus katana
Buried these now that I was dead for sure boys
Our position at the end there was not very good
You're good. We were getting like
Sliver peaked by a cop in the hallway to our left
I can't get a telly damn real quick hmm that's gonna be uh it's gonna be it's gonna be 1000
gill you got you got that whoever pat my ball area whenever I wash my face I go all the way up
what if I'm dying where's my face and right here
Uh, we don't have to pick that up, no you don't.
We do need to grab our tools.
Boom, boom, gotta make the bomb, very important.
Please don't die. Dude, we'll be fine. Although this map is kind of bullshit, so...
You sent the 1k gill in the mail?
I wouldn't teleport your ass unless you gave me the gilfr-
Hehehehe.
The fight, you think this is a charity bitch?
Hello?
This guy said the gil was in the mail.
No, this isn't.
Lion-ass bitch.
Equipped tier 3 suit.
Oh, man. I think the Tier 3 suit has cursed the...
How'd you move these things up?
Hey, Masked Boon, these things up?
Girlfriend gonna finger bang me unless you win.
Please help. Two different emojis with fingers.
All right, man.
I'm not sure if you want help.
This is the tier 3 suit.
That's unclavicular getting mugged by his judge and court.
Uh, I don't know what should I think.
me boys boys awful sentence to here yeah I'm gonna use a cop
wait we got the bottle just say it's brutal a move on dude that's brutal me
brutal me as well
You
Oh
the
ball
of the
of
the
Oh
Welcome to the Maldives we have Intel that the syndicate is active in the area
However, they're on high alert. So you need to be careful
Be careful for you. Dude shut up of all good luck. Don't say if you shave your head. I'll shave my head
Hmm
What if I don't want
I got good news, uh, presently poop stacking.
I would rate it as manageable right now.
Let's go buy some goods.
Do you have any sticks for Tilly?
What is poop stacking?
Where you got a boot but then you don't of course
Can you dig it
Hmm, we might be able to afford this at the end of this
Holy
Thank you, you know where I am if you need anything else. I wonder if there's a sniper you can conceal like on your person
It's a guard.
No, a guard in the game.
in the game. Oh. We need an outfit. I'm so afraid to like just choke someone out like
in theory I should be able to lure this guy back here and choke his ass out but like.
What if someone, dude, they see so far on this map, it's actually so crazy.
I know I'm better see my ass. I'm just so pissed dude.
Hey
Okay, how are we gonna do this?
this. I'm going for it.
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
What the hell is that?
Oh my god.
If I just stay with you for a minute.
How are you sir?
Oh, I'm good. Thanks for asking. So nice. They really care.
Thoughts these guys, man. Can I be here?
What is snoozing in Skull Emoji?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I mean, I don't trust their sideline on this map, dude.
Hmm, man, I don't trust their sideline on this map, dude.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I think people heard that, I think they heard that.
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
Hey, something bad is going down.
Copy command.
Still looking.
No sign of the perp.
That's dirt the area.
We need to find the perp.
Do I just need a little more money by Katana?
Isn't it 20k or is it 20k or 19k?
Right here in 19K.
Whoa, I killed the guy through the wall.
Car battery time?
Dude, where's a car battery?
In the ocean. Well, if it's in the ocean then I don't have a charge, dude.
Oh my god, we could sedate them. Oh, that's so smart.
Oh, chatter, you're so fucking smart.
Well, what's the freaking shot, though?
I am not.
We're concealed right now.
This map is so fucked, man.
Oh.
I have an idea!
I have an idea! I have an idea!
Nope.
Help.
Can I get a massage please?
Damn it.
Aw, crap.
We got to get to that point you want to stand
Can you help me with this hard decision Dota 2 or Elden Ring Reforged Mods CBT
I mean I would do the Elden Ring one personally
Oh
When
Oh
I should kill you, but I'll wait.
Look when they all just find a lethal dart in their neck.
You're asking too many questions.
of
the
death
of
of
Another job well done.
I would like to find a courier but I'm not sure I'm going to find one.
We just need a little courier bucks.
Just like two courier bucks, dude.
two doubloons
ergggggg
you can also make people drown just by shooting them in the legs
when they're standing in water
that's so smart
anyone there?
nope
nope
okay close the door now
Shoot him in the head instead.
Oh, this guy thinks he's got the answer.
Say everything.
of
all of
it was this
Convenient.
I always heard there's like a whole underground lab in this part, by the way.
Now that's a dub ski, boys.
Have you never played the campaign?
No.
Spooked ya.
Keep it sappin', bitch.
I'm on the fuck out of here.
That's likely 50 tense ups.
Sure.
I need souls for my new katana.
Can you provide?
Make sure I picked up the right briefcase.
I'm Dr. Singh.
Hello, sir.
What's up?
Yeah, salute me, bitch.
I'm Dr. Singh.
Thank me for my service.
All right.
Well done 47. This will surely be a blow to the Syndicate. You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
W mods, it's not the guards that time?
The gun literally plays that song when you scope it.
That's like the game for gifting 10 subs KG, in pseudo code, in tabonage.
Impressive work, 47.
Let me know if you're ready for your next assignment.
We've got four maps behind me.
Let's take Miami off the board.
Uh, goodbye.
Goodbye.
Legendary run with zero silent assassin, assassin missions?
I've done two silent assassin missions this run.
Hello?
Assassin.
I
Got one syringe
You play the song with a minecraft bars dude don't get it suck on my head again, man. I'm a sort with sharpies fine
You guys think it's going to be the boat?
Say no.
Say cap now.
I've never heard it.
I'm free from it.
You
have a good trip
Welcome to Miami. We have intel that the syndicate is active in the area, but this is not going
to be easy. Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
I'm down to the point 47. Good luck.
Well done 47. Surely be a blow to the syndicate. Excellent work 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate.
I crapped on my mind.
Yeah!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
Enough!
of
Oh god, they're running to the spot.
Oh, they're gonna find the bodies soon.
Oh god, they're running to the spot.
Oh, they're going to find the bodies, dude.
Dude, go.
They search you on this? I don't think so. I just walk on.
I'm at the location now and I have nothing to report over.
Affirmative.
Burn out, dude.
I've got minecraft on my mind.
a ghost. I got to check the shop though and I got to grab the save.
It was an explosion, I saw it.
Yeah, it's me. I'm here now and uh, I was quiet on the western front.
You're up on it! You're down here!
You copyin' Central?
Someone's messin' around, what can I say?
You're all good.
And now, Dutch Dapper Rooney.
The guys up front like, hmm, I feel like I've seen this Yoda get on the ship before, but
in a different outfit.
Uh-oh.
please, don't ask, okay?
alright, like this, shame, my sister's husband's got a model for just like this
don't do it man
I'm a boat party guest.
Hey, sorry sir, really can't let you through here. I've got strict orders.
What the f-blood?
How do we get up there? Tom?
I mean, I look like I belong.
You want to buy something?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I can't afford any of this shit I'm poor.
Let's get this shit out of the rotation. Just come back if you need more.
God I don't want to kill all these guys. I got a bomb too.
Well, that's a speed atl.
Ducks are safe bombs to throw at people, and they'll even pick it up. I feel like I knew that one point.
But what if it blows it?
Would you guys pick up a random ass rubber duffy you saw on the ground that looked like
Satan?
I don't think so.
Replace these guys with the towers.
Not so funny now, huh?
Uh, nope.
Not funny.
Do we risk our run with Silenus ass?
You have a shotty.
Oh, I know.
I know.
If you don't
How many syringes do we have we're gonna have four
that's a lot of a lot of vaccines
Excuse me.
I don't think we need four.
Knowing our luck, we're gonna go here and we're gonna have to... there's gonna be a
checkpoint at the front. Have I taken my 20th booster yet? No, no, no. I'm looking forward
to it, though. Nanomachines, son! You're on number 27? Nice, nice.
and
looking for for the anti virus vaccines
while I learned that apparently
Argentina I mean this way you guys told me yesterday so
Argentina has an outbreak every year some shit
shit. I actually have to leave my gun. At this point, we probably also... how we
I don't know.
They're eating donkey meat in Argentina, don't you know?
I did not know, and I'm gonna tell you right now.
I do not care.
Lock re-index for some...
I asked, I care. I didn't ask who asked.
These are localized outbreaks. The first time it's gone low because some dumb ass has got on a plane while sick.
Yeah, well, they really had to get to where they were going, dude.
Bitch.
I'm not bringing my cyber I'll be in touch when you reach your destination
spaghetti waffle six hundred twelve months oh man welcome to the sector no check point
Intel tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area track them down and do what you do best
But be careful. They're on high alert. You don't want them to slip away
Godspeed
We'll worry about that guy
It's time to do the Dubai classic.
Wait.
It's time to do the Dubai classic classic.
But here, thanks for subbing. Have fun.
What the hell are these guys doing?
I can lose this all in one fall.
I can lose it all in one fall.
I'm a little scared.
I'm a little scared.
I'm a little scared.
It's me.
You should just fucking teleport a cryptid style.
What?
I have no idea what's happening.
You gonna take that phone call big man?
Yeah just want to remind you about the lockdown drill tomorrow.
I
Hands up
Anyone there
Wow
What the flipping heck was that? Oh
Oh
I'll take the cameras up.
Back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
Suspect is what?
Nooooo dude!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Actually drawing board
We're gonna race the camera
There's no reason to do
There's no reason
It served no purpose
Shut up
I'm ready.
I don't... oh wait. Epic or legendary.
Dub? It's time to collect some souls. Come to being legendary blade.
Door stay locked.
What a freaking idiot. Stupid dumb idiot.
Suit only. We are not doing suit only because I gotta carry this fucking katana around here.
You don't have to bring one, there's one in the display cases?
Oh yeah!
Wait, is it epic though?
Headshot gives you two 10 subs.
Is it epic though?
Ford 1 million points?
Dude!
Yeah, I don't know where it is, so I'm just gonna bring it.
I want one of you guys wants to direct me to it.
This is a stupid fucking show, man.
Where's the burial dagger?
And the museum.
We're dead.
Check ass.
No, not in there.
In the boxes near the helicopter, I see.
Wait, so I need a crowbar.
Under the four skim I didn't grab my bomb.
There's even no where to get a crowbar on this map.
In ass.
This one by the boxes
Guys why didn't I shoot the camera
There's only one fucking no
Stop posting the emote that makes me look stupid
Sup
Safe journey 47
Stop right
We got the post though.
Come on, Mia!
Look at this fucking cryptid movement. Check it out.
You see this guy coming from the forest at the end night? What do you do?
Hey, what's in there?
Got a possible 517 moving in to investigate. I'm gonna kill you. Wait, how come I only have one? I
Know I only have one
If anyone's there identify yourself
Hmm. Yes. Meet Spin.com. Hmm. Marvelous.
Where's the fucking safe combo dude?
Up there.
Alright, there it is.
I should just kill these guys.
Boom, boom!
whoops this is a robbery
You gonna go or what, dude?
I
Get yeah, it's nothing
Hey, camera-chan!
Oh, hit a blast!
Alright, fuck it, we're going to cost him, huh?
Oh my!
So it's war then.
Oh my god, there's so many of my dead comrades on the ground.
This is terrible.
What was that?
And he all got a gold katana?
Yep, not gonna do that.
What's the matter? It could be weird.
There are four of this building, there's a katana.
What floor is this?
I
Mean it mean it mean it mean it four five
It's
Dude, I do not know this man
Come on, you know my answer just for a few
4?
3?
3?
Where does this go?
It's the secret entrance, dude.
Okay.
Intel reports that there should be a katana of hell in this room.
I got it.
I'm going to stab so many people with this.
Holy
Greetings sir greetings
It's time man, I just heard a weird noise I'm moving into a pest again
I can't unlock the door otherwise I lose the thing.
Oh.
Do I have a- okay.
Who fucking noticed that?
Wait, I think it might be a bug.
That boys I mean none of them know what I look like
Yeah see look at this no one actually saw us do that
They don't know I have a key bind that wipes my, uh, alert status.
Level 3.
Oh yeah, I'm your boss, so maybe, uh, zip it.
Maybe zip a big dog.
I don't even know where the cameras are on this map. Oh yeah, I do.
Hey, camera 2.
I could kill you right now.
Now is this incredibly stupid?
Mayhaps.
I'm serious now, I'll pay you, may be.
You're the master of ceremonies.
I'm a multiple-toning award-winning player.
I can't shoot through the door!
Alert!
Our plane was a failure!
Just unlock it. Nice try, Dad or Scum.
Like a sirens call attempting to...
Cheeseburger! I don't know.
I think the enemy is on the ground.
Marker.
Marker.
Well, don't put yourself in danger.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Guys, relax.
Help!
Let's say you've reached my impenetrable defense room.
Well played. A plank from the rear.
Fuck!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you've run out of luck.
I had to do a lot of that.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Maybe we should clear that back room.
Good thing you didn't unlock that door dude if I unlock the door I lose the objective and then the believers lose you understand
Did we lose anything I mean we lost a katana, but we just got it
That was a bold attempt 47
Unfortunately the syndicate managed to go into hiding
Knowing you I'm sure that you have new ideas in mind to make sure that they won't be so lucky next time
dude how did they know my one weakness attacking from behind
fucking big shit please it's okay it's actually going to run our collection
quite a great deal today not really honestly we got a couple of things we
Look at the sniper, that's cool.
Son of a bitch, dude.
Silent assassin.
Nah.
Katana kill.
Yes.
Dude I lost my freaking silence pistol!
I actually don't have another one.
Fuck man!
Am I a freelancer one hundo yet?
No.
There's a silenced pistol on scale?
Where?
Where?
It's not in the museum.
You know that.
Why would they have a silenced gun on display?
You need a shovel?
It's in the sewer.
Where the fuck can you get a shovel?
The garden, home depot, check finger bottle.
Keeper Willy.
Lowe's.
Check in, ass.
Scat bag.
What is that?
Guys, anything for seven hundred nine months?
So what's up?
Yo.
Silence to shovel in Dubai.
I'm literally gonna go move on if you guys don't you under see me you think you give
fuck with me bitch I have a smart phone
hitmaps.com slash shovel
try and stop hitmaps.com hitmaps hitmaps hitmaps hitmaps.com
I
Don't know what just that showed you guys
I got no I got no clue man
Any my baseball I got my baseball hold it
Yo blood play a real game like Pokemon Champions.
Y'all fuck with that?
Two Sky Lakes Reservoirs, I'm gonna go P.
And then I'm going to type into Google, Shovel on Isle of Scale, Hitman, World of Assassination.
And then I'm going to find out where it is.
Gratunet positive win rate.
Dude, and that's going for Silent Assassin whenever we can, by the way.
Get on.
Get on!
Get on!
I'll be right back.
You
You
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it.
Brose took a shit.
Because I couldn't make it, I couldn't make it.
But now make it, fellas.
Sorry to the poop stacking community.
Troubled there for more?
I watched a video.
Ha ha!
Loser!
Fuck you guys.
Safe journey, 47.
Do I raw dog my poops?
What the fuck does that mean?
What could that possibly mean?
Welcome to the Isle of Scale.
Syndicate members are currently in the area.
Find them and take them down.
Well do you.
This is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert so you need to be careful.
speed 47 do I what I can't believe that word
Okay, okay.
Damn, I can't believe that show worked.
I'm new here. Smile.
Hey-ya! Oh, shit!
I'm not sure.
Bad.
Well, gotta skeet at him.
Ah, shit.
This thing's so convenient.
Dude, no one knows this.
fear within the syndicate
Okay, someone just said this
No one help.
This is fucked up.
I gotta get in the hole.
Oh
Oh god, Tim! Come in command!
God bless!
Fine, I won't go anywhere.
Hey, can I go upstairs?
Wait, before- oh.
I gotta go to the museum.
Hello, Vesa.
Greetings.
I can't hold this.
I'm not worthy of this blade.
I want one of the tarp guys, they got the poncho.
Oh, how did he know that is this just a sabre
Something I don't know. I'm gonna go check it out
Yes, go check it out
Fucking kills you bitch
Becomes you before you hit the ground
No, none of us have the power to change the world.
Task movie so fast on this hitman stream that no one will notice the...
No, we sniper, dude.
Why did you try to catch him?
No!
It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Okay, anyway, that guy hits on them.
Fuck man!
My cool avi-maria cypher!
Well, the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding, but I'm sure your next
execution will be perfect.
Let me know in your review.
I'm surprised they've got me right away.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up, man.
Okay, we're in trouble.
Oh yeah, baby.
Should we gamble again?
We gotta go Dubai.
the fucking chud
bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
how many people we got?
oh yeah yeah he
eliminate guards SMG
well we can at least do one of these side objectives
Dude, I'm so freaking tragic, man.
There was a- dude, it was a firing squad.
They were waiting for that opportunity.
They sent that chatter in as an agent.
I'm like the Matrix.
Fucking Agent Smith.
Hmm, greetings, Mr. 47.
Look over here, Mr. 47.
Briefly.
That's all it would take.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
No firearms, dude.
That means I can't use the propane tank of hell.
Hmm.
Is this even possible?
Car battery?
Hold on.
We talked to the Twitch guys that took our W out of your name, so you can have them take TTB out of my name and keep getting Koli. Thanks.
Pretty sure you just renamed yourself, buddy.
Pretty sure you just renamed yourself.
You blow propane up with the big one, Firework.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh, I need a syringe.
I also need this dub, desperately.
It's- how come it's not illegal to carry the car battery?
I think I would question anyone all year on an entire fucking car battery.
I need a RimWorld seat, what you got me? Alright. Now hear me out.
Syndicate members are currently in the area track them down and do what you do best
Previous actions have put them on high alert. So you need to be tactical
We're gonna go point 47. Good luck. Who is that guy?
We're gonna hide our battery
Time for the Dubai special.
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead with the test seed.
Do that one, okay?
How many times do you have to press random map and then commit?
10 times.
13 times.
That's a lucky number in some cultures.
Who are you?
I think it's a chef.
Yes chef.
Move now.
You fucking donkey!
One!
You fucking donkey, mate!
You think the average British person is like stoked about Gordon Ramsay?
Yeah, he's one of ours, dude!
love that guy
he's irish
he's irish, same island dude
Americans love Guy Fieri, yes we do, we love that guy, he's awesome
Yeah, King Charles Spargel shot. Yeah, that's pretty good shooting.
Ireland is not the same island.
Oh.
Ha ha ha ha!
James Corden!
You shut up.
We've killed this guy before.
You know what you think about it, it's kind of like we're using the force to open the
It's not worth 47. You've spread fear in the circuit.
Hmm, I don't really have anywhere to hide this guy.
Uh-oh, where do these dudes at?
Level 3, this is easy.
Hello pad, nice easy.
We're gonna give this guy the jab.
That's why they call him Pfizer pill baby.
That's why he's the GOAT.
What are they screaming about? Chill.
I can't fucking get up there, dude.
Hold on, let's get back in the roll cosy.
I can't bring the car battery, dude.
I gotta do some gymnastics.
Excuse me?
We have almost 10k, burl.
This guy's rich.
It's like a long way down, isn't it?
I
the
the
of
the
Almost beeped it. I forgot, I didn't realize where I was. I thought I was one floor up.
No, I didn't. I thought I was over there.
Get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch.
I don't want to talk about it, man.
I don't want to talk about it, man.
Fucking hell, man.
Dude, I hate this one.
I need to like mentally remind myself, like out loud what's going on dude.
How unfortunate.
It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
to the drawing board 47
ah fucking hell dude
there should be a prompt that pops up as it should say
channel assassin no firearms are you sure you want to
are you sure you want to pull the trigger
i would have selected no
channel assassin no suit only are you sure you want to change cost
Excuse me, what the fuck is this?
I wonder if it actually saved.
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in this syndicate disappearing off the grid.
But we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work.
I'm sure you'll get back on the saddle.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
You would be sick of football though.
Round two, baby.
I need the Dosh infusion.
Suit only.
We could try.
We should have New York every time for the cash money.
We can head up New York, uh...
next.
New dollar dollar bills y'all.
Chat weirdly low on goon bait today?
What's goon bait?
Is that like the Ninja Turtles like putting down like a like a pizza or something to like
lure out shredders, minions?
and then they hop out like putties from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers like
then they like open the pizza and they're like oh god what's that that kind of
doing bait or what
adding tits to random things oh you hear the Drake dropped I mean flop three
albums in one day. I don't know who Drake is, and someone like. I know Drake is a kind of
dragon in some fantasy settings. Nathan Drake from that one game. Dark Souls, yeah.
He's the Ice Man, you might know him by that.
That's a cool name.
Isn't there a guy from like Top Gun named Ice Man or some shit?
Val Kilmer.
So is Val Kilmer Ice Man or is Drake Ice Man?
I'm going to need some confirmation.
Meow meow meow. I think we're good.
Hold up.
Gucci.
Is Gucci?
Have a good trip, Forty Seven.
Tune up basics for 90 months.
Oh!
You know I'm from Degrassi. I never watched Degrassi. I didn't watch the Disney Channel.
I watch Cartoon Network and I sometimes watch Nickelodeon.
I'm pretty sure that's one of the precious bodyguards, by the way.
Who the fuck are you? Hey!
Who dat?
I gotta poison this guy's fuckin' drink, goddammit.
Time for the Dubai classic, hold up, hold up.
Brick's the guy who got the BBL?
What's a BBL?
He cunts.
Did you just say cunts?
Don't care.
I have to use the pizza poison, that guy's braying.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna use it.
Dude, when's the paid expansion to allow three people to be put in the closet?
You go go
Man sort of weird noise I'm moving into it
This again!
Well...
He don't care.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, he's gonna shit himself now, dude.
There you go. Yeah, let it all out big man. Let it all out
Get out of here
Dude, there's like extra people around here, this is fucked up.
I don't remember where the emetic rat poison is.
Got it, I hope it's in here.
Found it.
I guess like anyone comes up the staircase.
I don't know.
I need that fucking rat poison, man.
I'm gonna need that rat poison, man.
Hey, I'm gonna need that rap poison, man.
So peaceful.
I've got minecraft on my mind.
I can't get it.
I have to take out one of these guys.
Hmm.
The fucked up part?
guy up here. I don't, I don't think anyone comes this way. Holy fuck, there's a guy right
What's up, big king?
How far can you squirt?
Never tried.
Who the fuck is my wrench? Oh yeah.
Dude, where do we want this guy?
Okay, now come on who's doing that?
Holy shit
Come friend
To the piles
Dillon, time to get rid of him buddy, there ain't nothing in there you want.
adventure for fucking rat poison has been one grand adventure.
We're gonna put him away just in case.
And the laundromes tied pod for poison.
We're not trying to kill him.
We're trying to make him throw up so that we can drown him in his own pot.
But where's the last one?
I found it.
Hypods aren't poison their food.
Nah, I'm pretty sure they kill you.
Pretty sure those things kill you, dog.
Murder style.
Oh, no.
My tea was lukewarm.
There's another guy!
Dude!
Can we drop down?
Oh my
There's an environmental kill
Oh, yeah, I heard someone wanted their check
Bro.
Where's he go?
he's like
barely over there for any time, and
if we are the wrong guy, we lose.
How do we do this?
Wait.
You should get back to the safe house.
I'll contact you later.
This doesn't look right.
Damn!
I killed the wrong guy.
You know what I bet?
We can get like a chef outfit or like another outfit coming there and just poison this shit.
That's so fucked up dude.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, so the believers, dude.
Who are the chatters that the brainwashed me into doing?
Back to the drawing board, 47.
Dude, I don't know what I could have done differently, man.
I'm gonna be honest.
Another outfit that also is not suspicious when we poison this drink, I think is what we did.
Ugh!
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
As you failed your campaign 47 the syndicate's got away
However, I'm sure you learned a few useful tricks. Let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment
Finish about it from the top floor
Oh man
Me and me
Okay, this is the one dude, this is the one.
This is the one, this is the one, this is the one.
I don't think I don't know if I can do any of the side objectives.
Let's put our gun away.
Top three emotes go.
Hmm.
Ogchamp.
Catholic.
That's great face there's space by the way because someone was wondering.
And uh...
Poggers.
Poggers.
We're doing so good, man.
He's got a fucking loser, dude.
The only surveillance recorder I know about on this map is the one that's like in that
open air courtyard and I don't know how to break it without a gun.
Really hitting 100 L's before 100 W's?
Dude, shut up man!
The S-emote is scuba but it's not on this channel.
Hmm.
What's it look like?
It's actually D.B.A.S.C.LAB.
Space potato vista 100 and 9 months deep.
Do-B-E-M-O
Is that the wrong one?
AI?
Dude, don't make fun of that chatter, man.
That's my boy, dude.
Alright, let's give it a shot.
Also frog 4, good emote?
What about ass 11?
Never seen ass 11.
It's a fucking party, man.
It's a fucking party, bro.
Man, it's a fucking party, man.
E-E-E-O-R-O.
Wait, where's it come from?
Yes, come over here.
Okay.
Jesus, who's breaking stuff?
Okay, now come on, who's doing that?
We got to clear the path.
Oh my Jesus.
Quick reminder, no guns, no guns, no guns, no guns, I don't have a gun to shoot.
Do you think he'll hear this?
No way.
That's a guard over there.
might even be at the guard post.
No, I wasn't getting a hold.
Oh my god, nice fold.
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the simlete.
Yippee!
Dude, he is the guard of the fucking guard outpost, man.
Hi-ya-ya-ya! Oh good. Oh yeah!
Where's the guard that was over here?
Real guard? No.
That's a card.
You ever heard just the two of us by Will Smith?
No.
Just the two of us.
We can make it if we try.
You need chain explode explosives, yeah?
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Not fucking kill you, Bart.
Hey!
All right, brand new employment, let's get it.
I don't know how I'm gonna blow up this surveillance.
Is your classic Corp spile?
Not true, I'm putting them in boxes.
I
Shrapnel, okay, man
Let's take a little peep around
the house is currently closed shut up loser sorry those kind of mean make your money
So dark running into walls
I mean surely I could just knock her out here
That's another career right there
Hmm.
Moon Moon more like noob noob.
Today is just not my day.
Yeah I don't like that you called me a noob.
What was that?
Not a fan.
I can't fucking see, bro.
It's dark.
Probably gonna give this guy the jab.
Hey, you need anything?
Yeah.
I got some cool stuff.
I am.
Hmm.
Crash.
Spooky bat.
If you need more, you know where to find me.
Thank you.
I found him again.
Just come back if you need more.
There's going to be another way in.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Why are you sneaking around like that?
I'm willing to break the no-fire arm rule.
I'm only saying that because I don't have a gun, guys, I was trying to look hard.
I'm sorry.
Breaching charge can detonate the recorder even dolt.
How big is the explosion? I don't want to accidentally kill the guy.
Very small? Okay.
I don't think I've ever used a breaching charge, sir.
Yeah.
Same.
Huh?
Stay here, you understand?
Okay. Okay, I'll just stay right here.
What the?
Sus.
Sus.
Sus.
Sus.
I'll get rid of you!
Return to the safehouse. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
I feel genuine!
Oh, the enemy! I'll give it to you!
Damn it! I don't have vision!
Fuck you!
I'm mad! Wait, hold on, we should die.
The guard turned around.
DER MUST KILL THEM ALL DER- THAT WAS FIGHTING, KILLS!
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Actually, the drawing board, 47.
Why is dying better?
Can you get a little funny?
I didn't have anything on me.
Dude!
So hard.
I'm gonna be alive shit killing them what if I told you he saw me do that he didn't
hear me do that syndicate's got away however I'm sure you learned a few
useful tricks let me know when you're ready to take on a new assignment no
No tricks, I learned.
Infinite money glitch!
Whoooa.
Max win.
Dude the iceman says that.
Hahaha.
Val' Kilmer?
Yeah.
Um, we lost our sniper, and I'm such a fucking loser, man.
Holy shit.
Do we even have a Sonic's Pistol?
Oh, yeah, we do.
Where the hell did I get this?
Pum-pum-pum-pum-pum-pum.
Wim-wim-wim-wim.
Ooh, Colorado!
We're gonna do this.
What's up?
Alright, I'm not the piss of guard up, but we're going back in, hold on.
Dude, four targets, bro.
Actually hold up.
We're gonna do what I want to do.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Uh...
Do it again Tom Fulery. I just like
You know what
Dude if it if it's the boat variation man, I don't even want to try sign on assassin on that should do him be honest
We are being room being room room
Scared you guys saw what happened
You saw what happened.
You suck.
I won.
Oops.
I hope it's normal, Colorado, but I got a feeling it's the bucket train.
And we're gonna kill everybody.
Skip it, evade it, pop, dot, up, pop.
Pop, dot, up, pop.
I'll break the amount and it mounts a strain, so.
That is the variations mod saying what it could be.
It is the same thing for the Cuba map.
So it's not guaranteed, Carpathian.
The thing that makes me think it's the train one is, I don't think I saw a courier on the
thing.
And there's also not a save.
I don't think I've ever seen it safe on the uh train map.
Look how big this gun is, dude.
It's not as cool as Sephiroth's Gucci Gatana though.
The Drinker of Souls.
Reminds me of the fucked up because for me it tells me which variant I picked by the way.
Um, maybe you have a different mod? I don't know.
There it is. The look of determination. He's locked at the half fin.
It's the fucking train.
alert, so you need to be careful. You know what to do, 47.
We've got eight minutes. That's all we need, baby.
Surely these, uh, gun-loving friends are cool with me, uh...
Oh my!
The ring just blew up, I don't know what.
Wrong baseball.
Command, the investigating source, over.
Yeah, keep doing that.
Command, I've arrived at the location and it was clear. Over.
Do away.
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done, 47.
Well done, 27.
This is someone's favorite map, isn't it?
Rock
God damn
Man, I have nothing to report from my current location
What the wow can you look more?
God bless
of
the
What's that?
What's happening?
Still looking. No sign in the front.
What the hell was that noise?
What are you doing?
Yeah, dude.
Come on the right there.
Nope. Not gonna do that.
Well, I'll give it to these Militia guys, they're pretty thorough, aren't they?
You're just crushed your fingers so the damn thing doesn't fight again.
You're mad as hell when you're in Tennis, then.
Can't even fight in the toilet.
God.
No way.
Crush the toilet.
We have a bomb.
We have a bomb.
You're not even God.
What's going on in the relay station?
I
You've spread fear within the syndicate
of
So, if we had someone we had to pacify, would you shoot him in the legs or maybe go for
the shoulder?
To be, I'd go for the soft parts of his thigh or maybe try to graze him just on the neck.
And I'd start to fight flesh wound.
I think that is stopping.
Stranger.
Well, now you're just being a smartass.
You always do.
I'm gonna pick it up.
Stranger.
Well, now you're just being a smartass.
You always do.
I think you've just been secure.
You always go for the easy way out.
Okay.
Okay, it's like a...
Don't fall into the trap, partner.
Let's get to you, man.
Calm and smile.
Calm and smile.
Why? Why are you here?
Okay.
Shate!
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Got a blast!
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me.
There's like an exit right there.
Now get this safe. There is no safe.
We should check the dealer, though.
Good idea!
I'm so surprised I can't carry this fucking saccharine dude on this map with the crazed
militia nets.
Yo, where the fuck is this guy?
of
Finn, it's Rawls.
Now you're in Jordan Cross's funeral, huh?
Uh, I was gonna take this feature too.
Call the base.
Hey there.
Need anything?
Yes, man.
Thank you.
You're where I am if you need anything else.
Oh, look at that cute little swamp.
Test the gross has played.
I'm gonna talk to my guys, I'm gonna be honest.
Bonus objectives, don't you worry fella, I got a plan.
Look at all these cool guys.
Hi you chill man, I think we get that guy brain damage
The thing takes forever to shoot, holy fuck.
Why not buy the wrench so it doesn't throw in the shop anymore?
I tried to sentence Jack.
Bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup bup!
Impressive work, 47. Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Don't...
Oh, I have to, but I actually have to stop something.
I'm so sorry, man.
I got to now, bro, we'll do Argentina.
easy peasy dude don't worry
What does it make sense to me, right?
Is if we have an unconscious person in a toilet and then we medic someone and they're going
the bathroom. They see the body and all of a sudden they no longer need to throw up. Where does the
vomit go?
You're a smart man! That was very condescending.
oh yeah very important we cannot change cost you cannot change cost cannot
change cost not change cost cannot change cost we are not allowed to change
cost cannot change cost
Just like when we do silent assassin no firearms cannot shoot gun cannot shoot gun.
Alrighty.
Tell me again what you need to do.
Do not change costume.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Well man, Jim, thanks for seven.
Does O-Tag?
Guy in chat says,
Dude, so happy you're showing your faces.
They are so brave.
Thank you.
Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentina.
Not all heroes wear cakes.
The syndicate is currently operating in the area.
Find them and eliminate.
You got two people?
They're on high alert,
so you need to be careful.
Be careful, 47.
Oh, that's so easy.
I guess it's easy to kill just poison his drink as the waiter.
Fucking can't.
Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Do we money max here?
I mean, I need a silent sniper anyway, so, let's see what we can do.
Come back if you need more
Hold up
Groovy
Well if you need more you know where to find me hey you need anything I got some cool stuff. That's nice
Thank you, you know where I am
What's this guy doing
of
the wall is a briefcase,
I was in a training. Do not take his costume. Do not take his costume. Do not take his costume.
I served something hard. Grandmother. I served a plan.
And do not change outfit. Do not change outfit. Do not change outfit.
I grew up here. These majestic planes were my playground.
And returning here to pick up the mantle of my aunt's suit.
And he didn't use your father.
Our goal is to get the city from our state-of-the-art life
soon to our character-to-crisis and take good loving care by the local actors.
We have only one purpose, to take the best ones in Argentina and beyond.
Oh my magazine.
What is this scope?
This could be tricky.
Pretty sure it's trespassing in the field, so...
Let's go around, hang on.
in the air madden.
Yeah, let's have a brief kiss out of your hand.
Oh, yeah, we're shine.
I'm going to be shy now.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Do I drink my last beer go to bed go to bed, bro
Are these guys got a long patrol path I think they're coming back now though
I'm not sure what's going on.
Oh, no.
I'm not sure what's going on.
I'm not sure what's going on.
Guys, don't go in there!
I feel horrible.
Oh, please.
Please don't throw up somewhere I can't kill you.
Man
Oh, she threw
So fucked up, man.
She's not going to throw forever, chief.
Holy god.
Is this guy in a fucking pair, man?
Oh my...
Let's try... let's... let's approach this from the other side real quick.
I wonder if there's a way to get them out of here.
Set fire.
Hey, look at these things.
I could turn on the faucets.