I
I
Now we're talking. That's jazz, baby. Oh, yeah.
We used to call this the jazz dance.
Dreadance. Or we used to call it Dazz.
So you can dance to the jazz, baby.
Look at these moves.
These have been seen since 1910.
Right there, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop,
boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Better with butter leaks for 47 months.
Heh heh heh.
What other bits you've been workshopping?
So I got this fit, right?
I lifted him up, he's got a dick.
Why does he have that?
Why?
Beep beep beep beep
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
Grants are not making the complex top 25 streamer lists.
Probably this is probably 80% viewbottom, to be honest.
I don't even know what the f**k complex is. What is that?
What the f**k?
shit. You're real? I know. That's why I like you guys. You're not
robot.
Check it whole Mexican food to celebrate getting accepted to
student teach. What is hello, Bobby Robbie and my parents
disappointment, JB, that are the pluses better with butter
trucks over kids and kick out and can miss yy they so
oh yeah yeah
we're we're we're we're we really want our first mission to be a silent assassin
mission also do it bro
Is it true you apologize for betraying poopfists?
It's a long time, Bobby.
Bobby?
I don't know if I want to do something as a first.
I gotta wake up.
I'm also sick.
I'm sick.
Where's me rare bloodshed
I feel like there's something I'm forgetting here, gun.
sick a lot that we should get that checked. I'm pretty sure it's just allergies.
Oh, though. I got like a sinus thingy going on.
Eek, eek, eek, eek.
Sorry, it's colon cancer from all of the process to me.
Melee weapon kill.
Oops.
Congrats, thanks for 7.
Do not blow your disguise.
I'm cancer maxing with all the jersey mikes.
Oh, yeah, I cut back I cut back
Jams kind of lost its luster for me
Permission to buy lol TCG cards without my wife's permission go for a breath safe journey
Your dad got jams today and didn't get you in him cuz he hates you. Let's be clear
I'm sure they eat this for premise welcome to New York Intel tells us that the operative
syndicate members are currently in the area crack them down and do what you do best but
this is not going to be easy previous actions have put them on high alert so you need to
be tactical baby baby baby baby I've been a bomb I want this key card guy
I want to be a human being
Yeah
So you just don't care about doing your job thing got him
So, this guy needs to do his job properly, understood.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
This is what happened last time.
But this is good because Afro guard man's gonna come and he's gonna be like
I'll report your information where the crime at
Don't come this way
Hey, I need some help here
Hey, oh shoot
Situation here
You look freaked out
Are you sure these guys are either strung or something?
Baseball
I'm a ghost, baby.
Not good. So not good.
Excuse me.
Nothing! Clear!
I'll be in.
I'm
murder maxing right now
what am i
Not to that.
What in ever?
Oh, we start putting chloroform into the thing.
Did I practice off-stream?
No?
Uh, no?
Uh, no?
Bang.
It's my birthday, do you want to play some deadlock?
However, happy birthday.
Fuck.
Well, I need this guy.
Happy motherfucking birthday, chatter.
Happy motherfuckin birthday!
I'm gonna be like Jack Black.
Flicka-goo!
It's my birthday too!
Me and Kyle gas!
Gonna get some ass!
That's probably an aircraft.
I can't sustain, it's free!
All right, now let's put this bomb in the best possible place on his testicles.
This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
two
to the top twice before touching the street pool
Wait, how did I holster the prop- the prop- whoa, what the- I holstered the propane!
For how?
What the hell?
You did not?
It looks like it.
All right, dude. First things first, shut the fuck up. Jesus Christ. Second things first,
unlock cabinet with gun. I made a mistake. I have an idea. Wait, someone said there's
a key in this room over here I got the
this is where the floor for me is meaning
Oh
Pervious two explosions a
Explain that explain good that I'm going in
it's okay
Get out of this piece.
Very clear.
We're seeing the next sector.
Time to step up your game!
Yep, yep.
Now get out of this room so I can rob it.
Nothing.
How come banks don't use, like, actual lasers?
That'd be cool.
Imagine you're trying to rob a bank with your bro and then all of a sudden, like, he gets
chopped in half by a fucking laser beam.
Would be sweet.
me and my best friend robin the bank then all of a sudden something really
They stank.
MIGGLE-DOO! MIGGLE-DOO!
Leave game G!
Robbing the bank! Get to sea!
Money.
You got a lot of money.
Alright, okay.
I
Silence
I bet he's seen some action
What
Oh man, I just heard a weird noise, I'm moving into investigate.
She's moving. You took your fucking sweet ass time, you bitch.
Now we move them. We bit.
Oh, ladies, what's going on?
I'm starting to get real pissed off.
of
the
two
two
My position
Well, it looks like someone's getting their throat sys open
Yes, go down the hallway
That'd be careful
Fine
Syndicate member eliminated well done 47
Hey, are you okay? Do you need help?
Granted permission
Roger command nothing tangible yet still looking we'll do
out
Christ's age
This here are you to blame for this?
No
Nothing here command moving on
on
well don't finish
oh yes you bastard
i can't see him can anyone see him i can't see him either
Oh, dude, don't panic.
You're already dead.
I got it.
Anyone got eyes on tango?
It's all over, Pig.
I'll be taking this.
I already had like two, but let's let the boy
So fellas
Nervous
He closed the Berman account which netted the bank a cool 10 million
Does he even know it?
Twice the cut ends of my pants. This is not good. Not good at all man
Rear located.
Investigate the thing.
Who can save for sure?
Oh, he's in that career.
Uh-oh.
Who is this? I think it's one of the guards.
We gotta do our rare silent takedown.
That's the original voice sign that they used for the courier tells? See that's what I thought.
What am I going to say?
Insane in the membrane. I hate this one. Insane in the brain! Insane in the brain! Insane in the membrane!
What the hell is this up here?
I
Know
Going on
Anyone there show yourself
I got a haircut is that epic or what? Dude that's so epic man, good job man.
I haven't gotten my final haircut yet. Find anything yet, wow.
One more to go!
Yes, one more haircut to go.
That's a guard right there.
Cool!
Oh, have we talked to everyone no, I think I saw him go into the bathroom
Yeah
Well done 47 this will surely be a blow to the syndicate get back to the safe house. I'll be in touch
Biden blast
I gotta talk to the gunman
You got cash I might have something to sell sounds incredible shut up baldy
Well, let's leave with some guns
Don't hesitate to come back
I love my gun behind which one was it the shiniest all rifle
I don't think I will!
Agri-index for 7 and NEP 2 makes for 7, Clarksworth and Faith for 7.
I know I left a gun, guys, it's okay.
We got the sniper.
Okay, I only purchased that gun so that I would have it
So that it would not show up in drops anymore
If you like it, you can now redecorate a bit
I don't want it. You can't make me
Beep, boop. Damn, there's only ways one. Pretty good
Epic!
You want to be a fair with a dare?
Or you cannot simply become a fair with dare.
One must be born
with the dare.
And also you must be born a fair.
these are the rules
Bro's been brain rot maxing?
What's brain rot about fish with dick?
Stop saying those hard gods.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Is this my main game right now?
Uh, no, it's the game that I really wanna play though, and the game that I'm gonna keep
playing until I don't wanna keep playing it.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Think about changing to Valorant.
Yeah, Valorant.
Sounds good.
BALLO!
BALLO!
I gotta make some... not chloroform.
I wonder if he could just still chloroform him.
I gotta make some... not chloroform.
I wonder if he could distill chloroform into, uh, liquid.
To inject.
Or to a syringe, I mean.
Does it work that way?
I guess you smell stuff when it enters your bloodstream, don't you?
I need a silenced gun do you yeah like the you know the like the primer that they use
on you before you get like the cat scan sit nose I say leave safe journey
MRI
yeah the contrast like you can smell and taste it dude it's gross
Dr. Chatteray for 7.
I'm gonna say it's bad, I'm saying you can smell it though.
Well, I got some bad news.
Got a skedaddle.
Oh, what's up, man?
What's up with the music, Jesus?
Bum bum bum bum bum
perhaps coming down it
So sorry man
I'm on journey
Je-
Etserd
I'm恩
and I'm
I'm
Нет
Time for Jew hands
assistance
It's out of my hands, it's out of my hands.
But I'm still in control.
It's out of my hand.
You can never take away the power that's inside of your head.
I gotta get inside, buddy.
They're clapping, they must be happy.
Here weee!
I'm just going to shoot this door open.
I guess it didn't work.
I couldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't it didn't work.
What the fuck?
I work here now.
I miss these up-boltproof doors after I ran in 1981.
the hell up man, no one cares about history?
That boring ass shit.
Damn.
L chatter, am I right fellas?
Brother what?
show me your hand ain't restricted no more bitch
hmm I have a plan though
I kind of got a collab this guy.
To make the mark, how come we over?
We've got a certain white nuisance that needs to be addressed.
What the fuck?
Need more guy here!
I ain't got no problem with that.
Hey you, stop right there!
I'm gonna kill you.
Son of a...
Yeah, let's take him!
Holy fuck!
Hey, what are you so kind of...
You're not allowed to be here, this is the militia spot, are you?
I know, Ben. I need backup.
What's that?
Come here, come here!
Bomber!
Well done, Rickster. This will surely be a blow to the Sun, if it's...
I'll give you cover, move it! Go, go, now! I can't even hear you!
Let's... let's GTFO, shall we?
Jesus.
a shot, bro. Where's the fucking camera? That went a little more violent than we
want it but hey look at us now dude
we're big chilling
what are you picking up remote explosive
You love those things? No. Yoda loves those things.
Robsy.
Briefcase, I don't need that shit, babe. Let's get those safe.
Salute, soldier.
I forgot how.
He's about to be dead, because I'm going to kill him.
Alright, maybe now he's chillin'.
That is a ski-dattle!
Mmmmm!
Wait, where?
Excuse me, excuse me, coming through!
Excuse me, excuse me!
Excuse me, coming through.
Coming through.
Excuse me.
me when I go to the market I think I'll bring home a new lamp couldn't be
Oh, welcome! Welcome!
Fine. You wanna go in there? Fine. I don't care.
I don't fucking care.
Doesn't matter that I don't have an invitation.
I don't fucking care.
I don't need it, but I'm just going to kill these guys on this roof.
Fuck you.
Target spotted.
Target spotted.
Now we're gonna find the dealer.
Welcome, sir.
Oh, they're on the end of the sea.
Can't you see him?
Man!
7 billion! 7 billion!
There is a lot to this!
I can't believe it!
That's why it's in Asia and New York!
Well, it's me, Militia Yoda.
You wanna buy something?
I got it all.
Oh, of course.
I think we have a pathetic whistle.
Yeah, she walked away.
It's because she's intimidating.
Hello there.
Greetings.
Well, time to scat that a boy is right through the protest.
What if these were all real people?
Wait a second.
Yes, my friend, look who's right behind me.
I'll be safe.
You can judge a man by the hat you wear.
Well, weird.
Brontana!
Stumble, nice result.
I'll stop the relations all the time.
My man thanks for 7th.
Not bad not bad.
There it is there it is.
Do you finally remember the mining boat map?
No.
No.
It worked back there.
The syndicate took a serious blow.
But there is still much work to get done.
Cooperate and prepare for your next assignment.
No.
I'm a dope.
I don't even know what EMPs do.
Another disabled electronics.
I
Wait, we're already having a pistol. No, I forgot we have the super gig of silent one, dude
What's up big money Kirk and hard or hardly Kirk in we Kirk and hard bro
On God.
On G, we be Kirkin.
Hmm, I don't think I'll do any of these side objectives, XD.
I've provided you with new intel.
Oh, you have the scrap out SMG die?
Um, that's our loser's work.
It's fucking burst fire, man.
Boom.
Boom.
New emote request, repost now.
Can the emotes self suck?
I'm adding it?
I still want to see you!
Haha.
Dude.
Still shit?
I think it's okay.
Is it as good as Frog 4? No.
Not many things will be, though.
Will I take this to the mission?
I hope so.
What is all of my weight coming from here?
Dude, when frog 5 drops, man, holy...
Holy, that shit's gonna...
Oh...
Let's try Gambit.
Where fraud 3?
There was never a fraud 3.
Paxonies for 7?
Big money incoming. Okay.
That's what we like to see, baby.
Sure, I'll take some bits.
You got many things in this game, but I suck.
Um, it doesn't matter, you play however you want to play it, do you?
Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentina.
Oh.
Good work, 47.
We've finally tracked down the syndicate leaders' whereabouts.
However, we do not know the exact identity of the target, so you'll have to do some
recon.
But this is not going to be easy.
Previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Nevertheless, we do know this they are here to attend a business meeting
We know that they have red hair they are sporting a tattoo
They are wearing glasses and wearing a hat furthermore your target is agitated and nervous and they smoke
I hope these towels can be used to your advantage
You know what to do 47
and
give it a shit
What a big dog can I come in I got the key
I don't know.
I'm just a kid.
What the-
Probably keep something weird inside.
Weird?
Like I don't understand-
Now what the hell is going on?
Move out!
Who are you?
You gotta find the pump!
Claire!
I understand.
Where did you just pick up?
You hit a- you hit a silenced gun.
I think.
You're very hard to cure.
Okay, okay.
Nothing here.
Joran, thanks for getting the Sib.
Well, isn't this nice.
And now here you will remain for eternity.
Guys know each other dog.
Smoking?
Glasses?
If the CSS always stays in the browser when it's broken, this climate will never be the greatest.
And I'm just happy to have you around.
And I'm happy to have you around.
And I'm happy to have you around.
There are these monsters.
You hurry up, ma'am.
I don't think he has glasses on.
She was a carrier to this world.
And then...
She suggested well enough.
The vineyard is a child.
Don't you remember? It was a huge scandal. One of those...
...whatever dates.
Doesn't ring a bell. So, Mrs. Yates was a career dipman.
Oh, yes. An international superstar.
People get the...
Come on in, big man.
Wait.
my mother was
oh
Eating food, are we?
Okay, the guy has his own personal butler dude, that's cool
Man, we should have kept that briefcase, if I'm being honest.
Shit, there might be another one there.
I know that's a very suspicious behavior, but I'll be right short.
Where's the packaging, of course?
Guard it with your life, okay?
Oh, yeah, you just have that
Where's the third clue
Bathroom?
This is not the bathroom.
It's the chamber to the drug den.
I
Holy...
I don't think I have this better.
How did you see me, bitch?
I'm in so get our briefcase
I don't know, how do you always keep something weird?
Weird?
Like how?
All my clients have kept something weird in their safe, especially when it's a basement
safe.
Basement safe?
Basement, basement, basement.
I don't think anyone ever found this guy up here, by the way.
Poor guy.
He doesn't have a duty buddy.
Patrol, buddy.
So, don't think there's a...
Can't spell basement without seaman.
Wait, is that real?
Excuse me.
I need to become that lawyer stat, and I don't have time to go to school.
Why is he trespassing on the area where he works?
It doth not make sense.
I got some Cabernet Sauvignon.
I gotta get a better look at this fool.
Wait.
hold on there's like 20 lookouts around there
hey there how ball is good hello sorry I'm late a lot of things going down show
Great camo, thanks.
i've been practicing
Oh my god, so founds I think.
Oh no dude.
Are we good?
Well, on to the party!
What's up?
We're gonna find a cool costume.
To really blend in.
I don't think our briefcase propane tank combo is doing a good job for us.
Let's drop this shit.
Hold on.
Uh, excuse me.
No glasses.
Hat
Wait, many people we are left three which is probably
The last remaining network of hell I want to go down the stairs, please
I want to talk to same
No one
She's walking awfully fast
I'm sorry. I'm late. Okay. I'm here.
Good job on the stand up. But we have another issue. You may know Omega has offed up again
and they sent a message. I want you to send a message back. One that hurts.
I got it guys it wasn't her
How am I alive?
Your target is trying to get away.
Move.
Let's pry them.
and
Congratulations 47 the leader is eliminated sending a clear message return to the safe house
I don't know how I look.
Holy fuck, man.
Dude, that first shootout, bro, I don't know how I look.
There's a clear.
Oh
I'm starting to get fed up with all of you.
I guess you could say on this mission some men were hit.
Why don't you and the crew must take it?
I just tons of respect for you, man.
Yeah, sure.
Little fuck animal.
Yeah, I need gun but the guy's a little silence gun
Hey, it's the assault rifle we water like don't hesitate to come back
Beanie
I want to kill this guy.
Wait, how am I going to carry him?
First of all, what good is this?
What?
It disappeared!
Yeah, silence gun.
look cool. I think this guy, yeah, he also has a... meh. I don't think I can carry him.
He takes seven Cobra rare.
They said it couldn't be done.
They said it couldn't be done, dude.
I ran past the exit.
You killed half the map?
Or I killed like 10 guys, that was not even half the map.
Hello?
Well done 47. This will make anyone think twice before turning into a life of crime.
Does leaving your briefcase not matter? Nope. Sure don't. Squawk? And Mr. Crumpo?
I'm Polish for seven.
Scooty Dicks for seven? What's up, bruh?
What up, bruh?
We're on the third syndicate.
Excellent, 47. You took down the syndicate, but we have intel that they are more connected.
Eliminate the orb. You will be well rewarded. Prepare and let me know when you are ready.
What the hell?
Let's get five bullets.
Damn.
We got a lot of shit.
We got a lot of shit.
Okay, several of my favorite maps.
Where's my Silenus-ass?
I'm ready to throw.
Was the hardest map to show down here?
Paris or Morocco?
For me.
I don't know if they're literally the hardest but what map are we in?
We're going to do Moroccan.
Alright, we're bringing...
The Sniper? The SMG?
We can leave the Sniper. We can leave the Sniper.
I don't know where it's gonna spawn us.
Could be scary. I did not realize I had a poop dart gun.
Boy, we gotta upgrade our suit, we're on tier 3.
We gotta hook the cursed tier 3 suit.
Boom.
Yeah, it's friggin' gambling time again.
Yippee!
Yippee!
Whee-er, whee-er, whee-er, whee-er.
Well, it kinda got a lot of shit.
Still no SASO, huh?
I've done SASO.
Once.
On freelancer.
No, not with God mode.
If you flip upside down the word boob, what do you get?
It's poop.
in case anyone was wondering
in case anyone was wondering the answer is poop
did we get our mushroom
what the helly
I'm so dumb.
Have I ever pooped my pants as an adult?
Dude shut up man.
Shut up, babe.
Oops.
Blood's got an IRL badge. What does it mean?
Oh, he's watching the stream IRL? Oh, nice, nice.
I need the... oh, there we go.
I'll be in touch when you reach for destination.
Hey, welcome to my IRL stream, dude.
What's up?
Welcome to Marrakesh.
Today we're going to be doing Frankson the Poop.
He is currently in operation here, but you know what to do.
But watch your step. They're on high alert. It's not going to be easy. Be careful, 47.
I'm sorry, but I gotta kill your ass, or he's gonna go.
I'm just gonna throw a bomb at this guy where I can make him poop
the
fact that the
U.S.
Fine.
Is there a building across the way, mayhaps?
Oh yeah.
They've reorganized the bazookas.
Who the fuck am I?
He's...
Move!
We're going to the old, reliable, uh, Lea Herbie Oswald building.
Oh, hey, man.
Got some emetic rat poison up here, very nice.
Okay, not cool.
Ooh.
Doesn't matter what you did. Just tell me what you didn't do.
I'm so fuckin' bad.
Fuck, Ben!
How unfortunate. It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47?
I guess I'm GOOOOOOOD.
I should just kill those guys in the roof.
And darts? Ah, you always lose those.
Unless you fail to get the collective one.
I learned how to gamble, check it out.
Okay.
Okay, dude.
Oh, yeah.
I don't think I want to bring a gun.
Wait, we should though.
No bomb.
Let's bring the anti-fat-down gun.
I asked why that pig got a day in the Subnautica discord and got banned.
Well,
because some people just aren't ready for the quandary.
People are mine.
Maybe they know the answer and you're getting too close.
Never think of that big man.
That guy said you should definitely panic, right?
Seems like a lot of effort.
Man, that Morocco death was fucking stupid.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I just liked him for 10 it didn't happen.
But maybe this is the- maybe I just started my stream.
What's up guys?
Welcome back to the show.
What's up fellas?
Sorry I'm late.
I'm like two hours late, man.
But I'm here. What's up?
I'm sick.
What's up, big money, Kirk and Hardly? Hardly, Kirk.
Oh, you know, man. Hardly, Kirk and...
Is there a guard here?
Oh! How am I always sick? I'm not always sick, man!
yes below take the ox sir please I must get some more water coffee
You
It's all there and it's a little bit for everybody, you know, we're gonna bring in
experience player in the staff and bondage?
What up?
Sound assassin suit only.
Sound assassin suit only.
You cannot take another costume.
You are the sound assassin suit only.
Have a good trip, Forteson.
The Halal Burrito was so fucking yummy, I'm glad, dude.
Welcome to the sector.
Dubai.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I trust that you can find them and eliminate them.
But this is not going to be easy.
The previous actions have put them on high alert, so you need to be tactical.
Good luck, Fortress.
This is the one.
We've trained for this.
Hmm, I'm just gonna take this guy out.
I
I
Follow me
I need you to move.
In the back door.
Yes, yes.
Nothing.
Who the fuck are you?
Welcome!
Hello!
Hello. I just want to remind you about the lockdown from tomorrow. That's right.
I don't know what to do with it.
Mama, we're...
It doesn't matter.
What the hell was that?
Oh, fudge.
Oh
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done 47.
Hmm.
Man.
Hmm.
Man.
Hmm.
I can't make it.
We gotta go back around.
Yeah.
You've heard that, right?
check over there i'll check over here
he checking ship bro
to realize we can't we can't really get those up there
we'll go without
Oh my God...
Oh!
Haha, the Shatter said to refug!
I want to redo.
I think it might go up when he's right here, he's gonna see me right away.
I
Brother
I
Well done, 47. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
I
His feet are sticking out.
Okay.
Hello?
Anyone there?
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within the syndicate. You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
I
Yeah
Oh yeah, dude.
Now do it on Colorado.
No.
Xenothex for 7.
For a million years.
We cannot.
Oh jeez.
We can not... Oh geez.
James is shooting 10 subs, very much appreciate that.
Do we think this is the train map, though?
You hope so?
Am I gonna collect every gun I'm trying to now, but literally until
Two streams ago, I was not making a concerted effort to collect guns
Which is actually hurting me because
All of the cool and good guns
Weren't showing up as often because they were getting bloated by like these low-tier shitty like us all rifles and ship
So now I'm spending my money and sublosing it on collecting these items.
I think we do Morocco and do the showdown on the train.
Even if it's showdown in Colorado, I think I'd prefer that to Morocco, if I'm being honest.
Okay, we're massacred for seven.
If I'm being T.E.H.
Shoot gun, kill, epic, epic!
Do you know how the after mission free item box works?
No. Does it depend on the mission that you pick?
Let me be clear!
IDK lol. Oh, okay.
D.Sams and Skylord, do six per ship.
Can we have someone sexy beside this green Yoda?
You think Yoda is sexy, dude?
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
Whatever showdown on Hokkaido?
Oh, I did once.
There were six suspects wandering around like the laboratory where they're cutting up corpses and shit.
And obviously, there's like four or five lookouts just walking around in this tightly cramped packed space.
It was probably the worst map to do a showdown.
Oh, we don't need a lock.
It sucked.
It was pee-pee-pooh-pooh.
Wait, why am I wearing the tier 3 suit?
Which is still confirmed cursed by the way.
because it's sick as hell yeah but I haven't earned this I'm a loser they
didn't get me ass ASO or maybe I did
Gun.
Summer Rocko! Eehaw!
Will that prestige if I get all the guns?
Oh, it was prestigeing, mate. What does that do? I mean, I know it does a color duty fold, mate.
What's the goal here, what's he trying to achieve?
It's quite simple, really, friend.
Oh, that's my briefcase.
Important.
Do you extra runny ever mission for ever prestige? There's 10.
Do you need every gun to prestige?
I'm gonna watch this fool.
Always pick the right option to fill up the right case of items and you'll narrow down the loophole for the dark drink poison
So the the drink that only spawns on the right one interested
I do not fucking know that I
It's not illegal.
Come on, no one gives a shit, huh?
I don't know how I'm going to do this.
Maybe from behind the tree here?
These people in front of us are not real.
The free tool placement corresponds to the free tool.
Oh my god.
I think I just figured this shit out, bro, that's crazy.
G.P.T. Paying attention? Okay, that is definitely... I can see...
Paying attention, you know, be like, hmm, I'm only getting out into the right briefcase
on the right side here at the beginning of the mission. I'm just an idiot.
Bum bum bum bum bum.
Hey, maybe it's just got on the roof and kill these guys, murder style.
Worked well last time.
I had a little brain fart.
It's like my briefcase tricks.
Force briefcase.
Force briefcase.
Let's whip this bad boy out and see who knows us.
Okay, here he comes.
Honestly, I think I could choke him out back here.
I think I literally could just kill him over there.
There's a guard there.
Most of those guys are fake.
I don't have time for that.
Come.
Hey there.
Do you need anything?
I'm all ears.
I'm all
here
come back if you need more
sure champ
Wait, no point going over here.
Are they kneeling?
Pigeon sweaty air up man. Chest all sweaty and shit.
So long old grandma so long
Where's he going?
Time to get on the roof, baby.
You know what I found this guy? That's so fucking sad, man.
Mo, bitch!
Look how mean he just makes himself up.
And just as quickly as he came, he was gone.
Beep beep boop beep boop boop boop boop boop boop.
Beep beep boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop.
We just think, I'm scatting.
I'm scatting me!
We are not doing Silent Assassin no fire on this mission.
Uh, and let me tell you why.
Okay.
If this is the train map...
Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
If this is the train map, we need to be able to use a gun because it's going to be hyper-violence.
I think we do time trial
This is me banking on it being the
Train man, it is not the train map in this time trial Colorado. We are in trouble
Do a collateral kill? It's just not gonna be possible, dude. It's just, I mean, it might
be possible, but man, it's so risky. Just use your frag grenade. Oh, just use your frag
grenade while there's a firing squad of seven assassins. We're all gonna shoot me with
They're instinct killed down. That's a good idea
Just throwing that mine. What if I get the wrong guy, man?
It's probably going to be the train map and we're probably going to have to kill everybody.
That's just the way that it is.
That's just the way that it be.
Yeah
Better bring three guns why
Should we bring a pistol let's do in case we're running I don't think we're gonna run in
We've done one showdown on the train, we're one for one on the train map showdown actually.
it was uh incredibly stupid incredibly stupid dexus be like bbytyty please be
the train I don't know if I can do Colorado time a moment I don't think I
Welcome to Romania. It is it. We've tracked down the syndicate leader. You need to identify the target first
Okay, I'm gonna show you guys something
But first any a song
They are wearing glasses and wearing a hat we also know that the target
suffers from allergies and they suffer from dehydration I hope these towels can
be used to your advantage. You know what to do, 47.
of
You should get back to the system, I'll contact you later.
We had to push!
You're not gonna find out!
I'm coming!
It's this one!
We know it!
Yeah, I don't think it's fair to do shit on this map, because if I did that right, literally,
I thought I was further up than it actually was.
It rather appears that you run out of luck.
Back to the drawing board, 47.
If you do that right, they literally all spawn in the same place, and you can literally just walk up and mow them down.
So, it's not even like a showdown, it's just literally like a...
You literally get in and spend a minute killing all of them in a row.
I did not. I'm an idiot.
Yeah, the modem app kind of defeats the purpose of the showdown because you don't have to
do any investigation.
You literally just kill all of them.
Literally, literally, literally, literally, literally, literally.
Literally.
Where's my mushroom?
Found it.
Why didn't I kill all of them?
I kind of held back because I couldn't...
I thought the Exo was closer to me, I was laser focused on seeing if there was an assassin
like slightly out of range, but like, still close enough to shoot me and kill me instantly,
so I had to take note of where the Exo was, and it was like one trick or other instead
of like between me and everything I was shooting. And then I lost.
Yeah, that's jazz, baby. I'm about to dance. This pizza's for you, Big M. I'm pretty sure
for you, you glutton? You gluttoness freak?
equals unkslop. Oh, tagger.
Damn.
Says the guy who ate pizza for months on end.
You think I eat pizza every day?
day.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Bangkok Paris, Wittleton Creek.
Bangkok Dubai, Japan.
Headshot kill legendary.
I don't think I have a legendary gun.
Challenge pistol kill epic. I got that
We're such a loser, dude
Let's get a Thailand out
What are these objectives I'm in sick games are
Well, we bring in the arsenal, boys.
Oh, yeah.
One pizza, three toppings, where do you choose?
Just pepperoni.
Is it okay?
Can I do that?
Okay, can I do that?
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
Um...
I was gonna say something.
Oh, people be like, I think I'll get onions on my pizza.
My beat's up three stupid.
I'm gonna kill this guy.
Wow
How did they know it was me? Oh, this is not good boys
They're mine we found a closet
You know I could kill these guys
You told him it was me.
Me when I say some shit in the chat, otaga.
Do you know what I am saying?
Who fucking saw me, dude?
I'm gonna start killing it's killing time first things first retrieve the sniper
rifle next things first utilize the sniper rifle that was not a guard
All right, I'm on it
Are you all right
And get the hell out of here
the
one of the
one of the
Oh
Dude they are freaking out it's just a little tomfoolery
I got it!
A little, a little Japery transpired in this corner and I think they're overreacting a
wee bit.
IMO?
Do do do do do do do
Hey big man come out nice and slow
Oh
Oh is that guy stuck?
Oh, back to the lab again.
What's happening?
This guy's not holding a gun.
I just need one of you guys okay he's holding his dear he about that you
You about to slang that shit, dude?
Okay...
I didn't have to do that.
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
We're seeing you.
Oh, I need costume.
Stat!
Oh!
Okay!
Oh, okay.
I'm in.
Look and shred it Yoda!
What'd you find?
Gun?
Mayhaps?
Wasn't me?
I know it looks weird because I took the money but...
I'm just securing it for someone else.
Keycard! Yippee!
It's here this time.
Nope.
You're in vulnerable, Prim.
We're going to get you!
Someone is knocking people out!
What the hell?
Hello?
So crazy son of a bitch is knocking people out!
Hey man, why don't you just leave that alone?
Oh, duh.
No witnesses.
I'm sorry, man.
There's a fucking door to the underground right here, hello?
Oh yeah, we do gotta ask them to do these guys.
I nearly forgot, dude.
This guy pissing?
Yeah.
Oh, buddy.
Please.
Ow!
Oh, buddy.
I gotta kill some guards.
We need a safe place from which to kill the guards.
No. No time has come.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Well, it's like you have an Amish beard in this picture.
in this picture. I feel like I've said that before. Are we a time loop? We might be in a time loop.
Holy shit.
Oh, showdown Dubai.
Showdown Dubai.
Epic.
Oh, we need the fucking sniper again, man.
It's so cumbersome, man.
Now we gotta...
Well, at least we can carry the katana.
That's nice.
Me when I withdraw the legendary blade?
Yeah.
I'm thinking it's time to steal some souls.
Yes, for the Concrete Blade.
Wonder if anyone's ever made a sort of con- Surely they have.
I wonder how sturdy that would be.
I wonder if it's sharp enough.
Probably can.
Did we have EAF?
Yes, they have. It's called my Skrote.
Ooh.
They call your Skrote the Concrete Blade Milledale.
Where's my fucking mushroom at?
true man. I have it. Uh oh. You do call his dick that. He said his scrote, which could
be the scrotum or the gooch.
One of those.
I know an origin, thanks for something.
What a word gooch is.
I mean, you can say that about most words in the English language.
They kind of like.
It's language is crazy.
To someone else that doesn't speak English, I'm literally just barking random words right now.
I ain't saw that mod, no.
I looked at the details for the mod and I didn't see anything that said that it would
allow me to keep the Silent Assassin indicator in freelancer, which is kind of like what I'm
I'm interested in, so...
Synchro mushrooms make a smelly slime to attract flies,
and they give those same flies diarrhea,
so they drop their spores everywhere.
What the hell?
But how?
All right, let's go to Hokkaido.
Let's hope we get the cool start.
safe journey for yourself.
You're spying with a weapon on your back?
Welcome to Hokkaido.
Don't matter, bro.
I've been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here.
But you know what to do.
But this is not going to be easy.
Yeah, we got it.
The reductions have put them on high alert.
so you need to be tactical.
Because it's just a mere obstacle, muck.
Time to get to work.
Please die.
Take the Tanto, I already have one.
Or already fucking got one, Mike.
Ah, we gotta wait, we gotta wait, maybe not, maybe I'm just an idiot.
I need to get the ninja outfit from the story, I just wish there was a mod that would unlock
all the outfits.
I saw someone link a mod that had a bunch of outfits in it, but I didn't know if they were like user created
Ben
Thank you, anti-gravity briefcase.
Oh no!
Looks like we got two people in the restaurant and someone walking around the facility.
Dude, snitch on them.
Oh, you got lucky, man.
That was about to kill your ass.
I don't have to break that.
What am I doing?
Yeah, the cake's alright. Food's decent. Most of the people here are just lazy rich people.
It's not like Mogadishu, that's for sure.
Sure.
Hey, you never guess who I'm out here with. That former cicada pilot nails.
Remember him from Shanghai?
That's the one. He's still dealing too.
I should know.
Conversation over.
What the hell's that guy doing over there?
to me murder, admiring the arts?
Godless.
I'm going to get it.
Ah, Aquarium's always filled me with such calm,
looking at the beautiful fish just serene in their simple existence.
It takes the stress right out of me.
Come on, you puppy. My hurt!
where's the safe oh I know where it is
I need some help here.
Come and get some backup.
Something is going down.
Please, you need to leave now for your own sake.
Great hectic fix for seven and jellyfish for seven
I think it's a weapon.
Mr. Jason Bourneville, please come to the hospital entrance.
I don't want to go to the gym.
I must go, Mr. Jason Paul.
I don't want to go to your appointment.
These are the standards of challenges.
Man, be advised we have a cast.
Stay alert and proceed with caution.
I can't even be you. I can even be me.
I'm gonna buy a gift for my wife after the transaction. I always forget.
Okay, I found it.
It would be so weird if you followed me.
leave you're kidding me hold it right there
hey I know you can hear me yep I know I'm talking
well don't be too sick this will surely be a blow to the scene
Two men enter. One man leaves.
Can I get a check the vendor?
The safe is in the hospital. Don't really want to go over there, if I'm being honest.
How do we get to this? Oh, I know where he is.
I'm gonna take a look at that.
God dammit!
Hey, do you need anything?
I got some cool stuff.
Yeah.
What's that stuff?
Circumcision knife.
What the fuck?
Thank you. You know where I am if you need anything else.
Where's the purpose of a silence gun?
Come on, how do you read me over?
Here we go again!
Mermemememermere.
You don't instantly get put in combat?
Christ, I can't answer my-
Someone please, help me!
We should circumcise someone before we leave.
But who?
Hello? I need you!
Oh, I've got just the gass!
Now to employ my final move.
Ranged Circumcision Attack!
See you in hell.
Not gonna circumcise the other guy.
Nah.
At least we can start collecting four skins now, that's cool.
souls in the katana and four skins on the circumcision blade good work back there the syndicate took a
serious blow but there is too much work to get done recuperate and prepare for your next assignment
you've done well for this we now have information on the syndicate leader's current whereabouts
Dehydrate. Hold up. Hold up.
We can kill this guy by putting lethal poison in his drink.
We might have to use the medic though.
You can make it leave the poison.
Does it take it with you into the mission because it doesn't have...
It does?
Yeah.
It's like a weird item.
Does anyone understand what I am saying?
Uh, we can try Silent Assassin, no firearms on the showdown, I think it's a bit susserino,
but we'll be okay, probably.
We can pretty easily get an outfit to put the poison in the drink.
We're gonna bring the emetic vial as well in case this doesn't let me bring into the mission for some reason.
I haven't heard you scatting a while, you okay?
How was that?
He botched my touch-up circumcision so I don't trust you that much anymore. Sorry.
I hadn't had my daily vodka yet.
I had the tremors.
tremors. Wait, we might have to get rid of this. Eh, we can just get rid of it when we
get in. Knowing my luck, we're gonna spawn and there's gonna be a checkpoint though, so.
Oh, megalo...
Oh, megalo...
If I drop one of those explosive ducks, and someone picks it up, and then I blow them up, does that count as an accident?
No.
Suspects are sometimes protected by an undercover assassin.
And by sometimes the game actually means...
Everytime.
The leader is currently operating in the area, however, we have very little intel on their
identity.
But be careful, they're on high alert, we don't want them to slip away.
To help you, we have the following information, people here to attend a business meeting.
for the little identification we have on them. We know that they have blonde hair, they are
wearing a hat, they are wearing a necklace, and has a tattoo. We have further intel that
informs us that the target has a sweet tooth. And they suffer from dehydration. I'm sorry
we don't have more. Be careful 47. And most of all, good luck.
Sure you do. Everybody loves that stuff.
I'm sure they didn't go this way.
Yeah, we got the bomb.
Please continue.
Alright.
This bed rinkin' boys.
Necklace hat.
Uh, uh, no tattoo.
Earrings.
He's eating chocolate right now, guys.
Where is your tattoo?
I don't see one.
Bro.
You think her whole face is a tattoo? Oh yeah.
Sherlock Holmes on the case.
I think I'm going to use the medic on her, yeah, that's a good idea.
more
more
,
I didn't grab the medic.
Hey, how are you?
All right.
hmm
mmm stupid ass fucking had Jesus Christ that sucks
I don't see a tattoo again
She's reading a book.
Our target is illiterate.
Alright, let's use the rat poison.
He's a good character named Sho-ho-l-Jole.
Yeah, why not?
What the hell is this guy- yes, right bitch, turn around.
Turn your bi-a-a-a-a-a-round.
Please do not drink that.
Oh no! Surely they don't share drinks. That'd be gross.
That's how the hantar virus started. And also people were like eating rat poop.
That's probably the most important part of that.
I do appreciate you coming at such a good time.
I mean, I'm...
Secret meeting?
I don't know if I'm satisfied.
I know I'm trespassing.
You know the consequences of your bullshit, don't you?
I'll let Mike know.
Take care. See you around.
Okay, I'll see you.
Bye-bye.
At least you make tips.
You know what I don't make? Homemade poison to kill the syndicate leader of the dragon.
Okay, we don't actually have to be here. And in fact, we gotta do something real quick.
I guess we can just let her puke it out.
There we go.
Drink it, Billy.
Well, I think she drank it guys what the hell
Hey drink it
hahaha
Take a big sip lady
Target acquired
I uh, heard someone wanted their chat.
Now we can play it safe.
Wait for her to throw up and then re-poison it, and then she'll drink the lethal poison.
I
That's what I'm doing. Where'd she go? Oh my god, she's gonna do a different bathroom. I'm coming
Really, how are you throwing up?
You don't need a tip, right?
No.
Everything okay in here?
Oh wait.
Fine.
What an amazing thing.
Fine. Blow them up I can't. I can't kill anyone but the tornado.
What the heck?
Witches brew.
Let's go shop.
Hi there. Sorry for being late.
It's just one of those things, you know?
Just one of those things!
I even know where I brought with me, dude. I don't think I brought anything.
I don't want to talk about it, man. I don't want to talk about it, dude.
Blue is there.
I'm sorry to say, but failing your campaign has resulted in the syndicate disappearing off the
grid. But we know that nothing is predictable in this line of work. I'm sure you'll get back
on the saddle. Do you know when you're ready for your next assignment?
Why did I do that we should have waited
I'm losing it dude who paid you daps all the doubters up under the table
That was so stupid!
This isn't fucking jazz, dude.
I got it on the jazz station right now.
Dude, that was actually the easiest win of all time, by the way.
We beefed it.
We beefed it because I couldn't wait 10 seconds.
Ah, man.
Ah, yo.
No way bro saying we when I say we I'm talking about
When I say we I'm not gonna mean JC
That was JB. Yeah, JB and JC. JC being Jesus Christ. In case that wasn't obvious.
Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
Me when I'm a stupid ass fucking assassin?
I think I'll jump over this railing real quick
and let everyone see
Whoops
Me when I'm a stupid piece of shit?
Hmm, I think I'm gonna...
I think I'm gonna hang over this railing for a bit
bit.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Silence pistol I kill.
Disney's gonna get you.
Wow, is my rendition like this?
I'm gonna go piss and then do like a fight club to my mirror.
I'm gonna like punch it, you know what I mean?
Tyler Durden style.
And then I'm gonna come back as the silent assassin, okay?
Is that word?
Oh, how can I?
Oh, how can I?
This is how it's going to be if you don't go.
If you don't go.
If you don't go.
In the dark, the day that falls on you
Oh, how time flies, the cross on me
Oh, how time flies, the cross on me
...
...
...
...
...
I
We're gonna forget that happen.
Team Laugh Love, Thanks for 7, and Rollin' Us, Welcome Back, Chaos, 6 for 7, Moose, Moose,
6 for 7, Death Bunk, 6 for 7, Anonymous, 6 for Gipping, Terazilla, 6 for 7, Flicko,
4, 6 for 7, I didn't pick my mission.
Activate the C move.
Done.
That's the victory screen.
Tello, 10 million years.
Harder and prouder.
Next time I get up, I'm probably gonna have to take a shit, just so we're aware, boys.
Just BT dubs.
Alrighty, let's not miss a shot, okay?
I taste tested my own poop to make sure it's healthy.
What is healthy poop supposed to taste like?
Happy late birthday to the one now.
Syndicate members are currently in the area.
Find them and take them down.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Be careful, thought you said.
And most of all, good luck.
Thank you. She believes in me.
I'll be in.
Spinning briefcase of hell.
I will hide you, why not?
I have an idea.
of
all righty
I have an idea.
That's why they call him the Hitman, baby.
The Silent Assassin.
Everyone calls him that.
Okay, we got people in the street.
I can't believe all these people have made their lives to stop it.
Now don't get me wrong.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
Is there a way in over here again?
Try to shut up.
Is that hard?
So fucking stupid, man.
It's so fucking stupid.
The window right here.
Dude, Simon in here.
It's just so fucking stupid.
what? hi. safe located.
initiate explosion protocol.
What the hell is this?
It's a fuckin' railway lover.
This thing's huge.
Roll face.
Yo.
I'm part of the Royal Guard so I can go anywhere.
He lied.
Get member eliminated. Well done, 47.
Ramgam. Sorry, it's Ramgam. I lied.
What's Ramgam backwards?
Magmar.
Genericov, thanks for 7.
Hmm
Where's the
Someone randomly died
I didn't kill this
Oh, where is he? I need to shoot!
Well, I didn't kill that guy and I lost!
Wait, how did that guy die?
Get a heart attack!
Refund?
Is that the precedent we set on random death?
Hello, Ryan. Thanks for seven.
Yeah!
Die! Die!
Ha ha ha ha!
Why was it illegal for me to leave, well, I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
I'm going in
I'm I'm I'm I'm I need a crowbar
I'm going in I'm going in I'm going in who sings that guys and I'm I'll go
And I'm I'll go
Man, it's probably gonna be a party, dude.
I'm really gonna fix these variations.
How many targets we got, two or three?
I think it's two.
Where's Mimoo Shroom?
Fix equals make easier.
I mean, the parties aren't necessarily difficult.
It's just lame that you can't like
Can't go inside of the house the house is the coolest part of the map
Do you know what I'm saying what the fuck is the mushroom dude
Check up ass. Nope, not there. Where is it? I found it.
Alright, what do we got?
Two Lethals.
I've lost 100k points believing in you for the last few days so now voting out please
do not succeed.
Troll face.
he thinks I'm gonna throw
he thinks I'm gonna throw
I need my baseball.
Please normal Dartmoor, please normal Dartmoor.
It's gonna be one of the stupid parties.
Loractics for seven, late night cadmics for seven.
This is gonna get 100 or 1,566 more headmans for the four 2069 total.
That's a lot of hitman's
Welcome to Thornbridge Manor syndicate members are currently in the area find them and take them down
However, they're on high alert
Good luck
Desmond likes for seven
Dude, I think those are security guys.
This is fucked up.
The bet's a perfect 50-50.
I think that's indicative that I've improved.
There was a time when that bet was 98-2.
Dude, I don't know how to kill these guys, guys.
Okay, sounds good I love looking at bushes
I think we got to get this guy this one's a bit trickier because if he sees the
body will bone
see what that was
let's go yes yes
Oh my god.
Did you hear that?
Go see what's going on.
Those are fucking real people, man.
What a fucking hero, dude.
I
Say where you are we're here to help thank you
Hello is anyone there oh
No, I only made one dude
Excellent work, 47. You've spread fear within this syndicate.
Hey!
Now we wait.
I kinda wanna nab that guy.
I think that's also a guard it's not fucking guard man doesn't make this so hard
Well, let's see where he goes
I hate this guy
come on over to the murder pile murder motherfucking pile yeah come on over to the murder pile
yeah mother mother f***ing impound yeah
all right let's see hmm he's not even good at growth uh maybe you should pick that up
uh maybe the lorm down here
you're really good to a fall
Oh my god man.
What up man, good gaming today?
What up a pile of dead bodies?
I made you win the game.
I don't know what to do fellas.
Propane tank, of course.
But how do we get him with the propane tank and get no one else?
Hmm
Start adding to the pile
Well, there's like there's like eight people there
Mr. Please act your rage! Stop throwing stuff!
Lure him with almost detection.
It's just rough because he's gonna aggro so many other people.
It becomes a very chaotic situation.
I gotta take care of these guys too, I think.
Shoebie do what?
Just go to balcony and shoot him.
I'm not gonna work.
We'll come back.
We'll come back.
You might be able to get him this way.
not even get aggro.
Is anyone there?
Chubidoo boobah boobidoo wop!
Boobabadoo boobidoo boop!
Awful!
I just threw in a popper.
Oh, there's just so many people out here.
go and check it out. Come on, go. That's understood.
Potential game thrower here? I feel like we're so close to this guy I can't do it.
I got nothing here
What
There's a guy right there man
What the fuck ah man this sucks
Hmm. Nope. No.
Okay.
Yeah, Commander, there's some kind of fracas down here. I'm having a look around.
He said fracas.
That's not a word.
Hey!
Who's there?
We have like a water canister or any tool to get this guy to leave man.
We ain't got that shit though.
I hear ya mom.
gun dealer has a puke gun? Wait, true, we should beep up.
I don't see anything suspicious.
That's affirmative.
True, dude.
Surely this can't be the intended way to play it.
This is what it looks like when you ain't got the tools to make it happen, boy.
Hehehehe.
Hey, we had a dark gun, we could just darken that guy and then drown his ass while he's
throwing up.
I got the tools to pay the bills right now.
Uh-oh.
Jesus.
Oh, yeah, that's just typical.
Oh yeah, that's just typical.
Okay, only a couple more to go.
Okay
Stand back, please I will investigate
Maybe we check the vendor actually may as well get this guy though
Okay, one jump around the next person
So the way that it works is when you throw something it'll prior guards investigating it like every time
So after we get rid of this guy, it's kind of RNG whether or not this guy will follow us
Nope
Come on, we've got a possible 517. Moving in to investigate.
517 on a motherfucking guard.
Come on. Is anyone there? This is not funny.
Oh, strange.
Hello? Is anyone there? Who made that sound?
Me?
Come the pile grows requires your attendance
We'll be able to pull now
Looks like someone else is joining the pile, welcome, welcome.
I have no idea what that was.
Got it
Anybody there?
Looks like another person's joining the pie
Where's my baseball baseball detective
I'm so tired I don't need
I don't like people who throw stuff, and then I have to check it out and boom, I'm out.
What does he know?
Come.
Join me.
Very good.
blob of humanity rose
there's nothing here yep okay whatever yep whatever she doesn't even say
anything before she starts looking weird
Hey, is anybody there? Come out!
Oh.
If this happens again, I swear I'm gonna make someone very, very sorry.
Dude, what?
She's on the rock. Get off of the rock.
Dude, what if she... this, like, elevated her to see the corpses? Can you imagine?
Huh? Who is that? Hello?
Fish and Rick, thanks for sipping.
Oh, God. Is this place built up?
Come come I have something I wish to show you
Long mature
We only had to knock out six people.
Zoom in on her feet please. I can't.
I fucked up.
Uh-huh.
What was that?
Hello? Someone there?
Hello?
What was that?
Weird.
This is unbelievable.
Oh
What the heck was that?
Okay
Well done for this will surely be a blow to the syndicate
What a pile! What a pile that was! And truly, it was a pile.
I'm a guest here I don't work here
You you want to buy something dark gun you name it. I got it dark gun dark gun. Thanks dark gun. I
Hate you you're fucking bitch. I hate you
Just come back if you need more well, we got a taser and screwdriver maybe we'll make something happen with that
What are you doing?
Aw, she's looking at flowers.
Aw, now she's coming.
Hi.
Hmm.
Oh, great.
It's on a real box.
It's a fucking wood chipper.
I know you belong to the syndicate it's only a matter of time before you get your
Just desert
How do we line this bad boy up?
Yeah, hey.
Stopping you.
Stop it.
Man.
Honestly, we can probably get a pretty easy lure on her.
What?
no problem no fucking problem mate
hmm maybe we'll go for the blow up
well nothing here yeah sure
I'm here to kill someone, no offense.
of
the
the
the
Check that out, would you, of course.
Bro, how do we hit this shot?
Wait, I just kill it. Wait, no.
It says un-concealed, here we go for it.
I think we go for it.
I'm gonna take this one.
I'm gonna take this one.
I'm gonna take this one.
SINGER!
Shoulda believed, bitch.
Why you being near me?
Not being with me, I'm clapping my hands.
Assignment well done 47 we now know the current whereabouts of the Simicapita
I'm going in
I've provided you with new Intel sure
Look at this
Okay. Let me explain why I'm doing the Silent Assassin. There's this right here. Dehydrated.
Which means our target will always drink. Which means we can poison them. Guaranteed
They don't always drink from poison balls sometimes they pull out water from their pocket.
Then we will... we will pivot. We will pivot.
Mr. Bojangles, thanks for sitting.
And Fonchu, thanks for sitting.
Do you remember that stick figure animator program called Fibbit?
No, I never did that.
Is it BogChamp or Crinch?
says he used that shit. Remember Stick Figure Death Theater? I do remember that.
Only line I rode back in the day was your dad's dick, says a chatter, okay?
Do I remember stick figures?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes, we do.
Let's reload.
Interesting, thanks for telling me.
Let's see here.
We're gonna ignore the bonus objectives here.
destination. I would like to start at the beginning but since I started playing this
game again I've never once started at the very beginning of this map.
Welcome to the Isle of Scale. Now we know the need is current location. However as we
don't know the exact description this means you will have to do your own
recon. However they're on high alert so you need to be careful.
Nevertheless, we do know this. They are here for an exchange.
As for the little identification we have on them, we know that they have grey hair, they are wearing earrings, they are wearing glasses, and wearing a necklace.
We also know that the target suffers from dehydration and they see themselves as a foodie. I hope these tells can be used to your advantage.
Me when I'm a foodie? What's up? It's me.
The foodie
So fucking trespassing
Well, let's get a costume then I
I kind of don't want to use my... oh, we have a crowbar.
Oh
Anyone there
Imagine if you see me through that door window.
I like the- I like the music on this map.
Sigurman.
We need a Sib outfit?
Stato!
Sup?
Sup?
Mmm.
Ain't no fucking way, man. My ankle's on that shit.
Well, what the hell do we do? What do we do?
I can't use a firearm to shoot it.
I wonder if that's destroying that satellite wall, so take it down?
I don't know.
I'm not gonna get that.
Burn.
Wait, who?
Oh.
I don't know how we're getting that shit bros.
It has to be something real easy.
Oh, is that it?
Shit.
I like how some of them are.
Okay.
That's enough.
Hi there.
Oh.
Jay, what's the fate of life?
I just need some concrete clarification.
Carapace already there. Don't worry. Pleasure doing business with you. Go go. Bye. All right. I'll talk to you later
Well, I don't know what kind of media that was
Doesn't matter
Is there another camera thing surveillance station
near where I started oh my god your rights it's the room where I lured the
guy from
yeah that one thank you sir with the four guards I think I think our suspects
going to be wandering to the place as well. It's just not feasible.
I don't want to pick this gun up.
The temptation is too strong.
I don't think this guy turns around. He might.
We might have a situation sweeping area over
Come to me.
Hey, we're breaking the fight.
Huh?
Hey, we're breaking the fight!
Huh?
I can't if I get this guy's outfit though.
I bet Gary lost this.
He's such a dick.
Drinking?
Oh man, is there a cane here?
Okay.
Got it!
Hold on. I want to see if it's trespassing.
It is not. It might be trespassing this way though.
Nope. Okay. Very good.
We gotta put this dude away.
All right, there's like three different places to hide people in here
Everything's fine here, Mrs. Jameson
I
Nope
I bet I'm not allowed in here.
Alright, we go...
We gotta upgrade our shit.
Hey, we can come in here.
Sus?
Fucking doors locked?
Incoming lookouts.
Blond?
Hmm.
How many are unmarked?
We got four.
How many are unmarked? We got four.
Hell no.
I think a bit like this art has become an investment away for
Blah blah blah
So, please.
Monka-Giga.
Mark, there's the VIP.
That's the one.
Clients, basically. Buy Ark Society products, but have no influence.
That's right.
So, there's nothing else to do. Is the guys in the town?
Yes, we call them the original five. The first investors to join the Ark Society back in 91. They're all energies in use.
Hmm. I feel like we're gonna take an incorrect route here.
Really hard to see in there
This is like a server room those like four people in there, bro
They look like they're dressed like me
Hmm, I don't know if we can make it.
Son of a bitch.
I swear that is the same disguise I'm wearing.
Wake up.
Oh, great.
Uh, uh, no glasses.
I know where to hide the one here.
This combatant can't go up there.
I need this guy to get lost, bros.
Come on.
Hmm, did we go for the risky outfit?
I think this guy will hear us.
How do we get to that door?
Earrings, necklaces, glasses, eating food?
the
I don't know.
I feel like these outfits right here allow me to interact with the food safely.
They look like waiters.
They look like the help.
Maybe we need that guy.
There's just so many guys, man.
I
Time see
Okay.
Why did he do that?
I'll contact you later.
So close.
So close. We should have come in from the back side.
Oh, we should have came in from the back, dude.
It's not a good idea. It rather appears that you ran out of luck.
Back to the drawing boat.
I knew it was safe to come in from the back. I thought that I would be able to, you know,
barely get detected, but I mean, I guess that guy for some reason
instantly was like, what the hell?
Bad luck, 47. Failing the campaign has resulted in the syndicate going into hiding,
but don't give up. I'm sure the next execution will be perfect. Let me know when you're ready.
Now that's jazz, baby.
Ha-ha!
But boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
If that's not jazz, it's swing.
Hmmm.
Actually, that's swing.
Dude.
Punches all of your teeth out and shoves you into a locker.
See you at prom, kid.
or not.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Boom boom boom.
Not a dark gun, uh, we were actually really close to getting that one, we were getting
Really close to getting both of the no firearms showdowns.
Argentina.
Wanna watch Hentai with me? I like Huda.
No, I'm good, man. I'm good.
Who do you bro?
Okay, we're bringing the sniper rifle, dude.
Hold up.
We put this away.
Hey, Moon, do you want to watch entire with me?
I do not like to do that. No, I'm good. I'm good, man.
I'm good.
Me good, me good. Me goosta.
You guys remember me goosta?
What a meme.
What a meme it was, was it not?
Well memeid good sir, thank you.
I specialize in memes.
I'm a bit of a mean lord.
Get dabble in memes. Do you dabble? In lay reddit perhaps?
perhaps? Hold on. What's the password?
Result? Thanks for sub-ins, sis. Shut the fuck up.
Okay.
I'll be in touch when you reach your destination.
I thought we were having a good time.
I thought we were having a good time, chatter.
Welcome to Veneto Yates, Argentina.
Intel tells us that there are syndicate members in the area.
I thought we were having a good fucking time.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
You know what to do, Forty Seven.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!
Okay.
Doesn't matter.
I'm great for that.
Get me!
Syndicate member eliminated.
Well done 47
What the hell? Yo, he coming breath. Yo, he coming breath. Hey
Turns into you
You've just been modernized.
I killed that guy.
I fucking killed that guy.
He's dead because of me.
Hold up.
Man, I can't go in there.
Wait, I think I can actually.
Oh, the lawyer's not here. Weird.
Weird.
Heard y'alls was selling wine down here.
Retrieved the railgun.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within this syndicate.
Yeah, we're kinda speedrunning this shit, what the hell?
I'm about to murk this, dude.
Keep the change.
What do you mean by that?
Because they were watching the boat, which means they were valets, dude.
My tip for their valet was two bullets from my chrome gun.
Impressive work 47.
Let me know when you're ready for your next assignment.
Honestly, I think I prefer China for the showdown.
it's a big dark and dark and dark and he'd be up to something we'll get there
We'll freakin' get there, dude.
Duck-un-duck-un-duck-un-duck-un-heed-dee-up-there-something-woop!
Excellent choice, Guiloh.
Guiloh is slur.
You just slur me.
You're a lunatic for going tramp for showdown?
I don't think it's... I don't think it's that bad. It's a pretty big man.
Chinese for White Devil.
Oh.
Chinese for Emptiness or Sky.
Yeah, I'm getting mixed signals here I'm getting some mixed signals here, dude.
for fail with a dick.
Okay buddy, wasn't that funny?
This guy has no fishes, man.
They're not supposed to have it there.
They are not supposed to have those shit.
I think we're good, but I have a crowbar, I don't think so, remember that one guy subbed
said shut the fuck up no I didn't remember but now you reminded me and now I'm sad
why did he speak to me that way
safe journey 47 that's fucked up
god I hope it's a party variation so I can fucking murder these people and leave
welcome to thornbridge where of course it's not
in town tells us that the operative syndicate members are currently in the area
track them down and do what you do best but be careful they're on high alert they
don't want them to slip away don't disappoint 47 good luck well done 47
this will surely be a blow to the syndicate syndicate member eliminated
well done 47 what what the hell I couldn't see anything out of the
Oh
Dude they're taking they're taking potshots at me bros
They're busted right now
Whoa Jesus
That's really weird what's happening dude. What is happening?
Kind of need this guys
I think we're about to have guards running in here in like, couple seconds.
of
the
Alright, you guys are really pissing me off.
No one?
Like a ghost.
I know it looks like I did the numbers.
It looks like it looks like I did that on purpose, doesn't it?
Hey, pig man.
Excellent work, 47.
You've spread fear within this method.
Return to the safe house, collect yourself, I'll be in touch.
Okay.
I gotta do something first.
Hey, yuck!
I don't know man, I don't know.
You're gonna hate me, bitch.
Wheeere, wheeere, webber wheeere!
Don't slip!
What if you could slip and it was like a quick time event to prevent yourself from slipping?
then it'd be shit. No, you're shit, bro. You're shit, bro. You see how I spun it around
know that guy he said I was shit but then I said no you're shit you see that
got a skedaddle
birth peanuts playing ramped hey we got a goopa in chat
oh what what i'm gonna goop oh no come on side actually
What the fuck do you...
Hmm...
I've got a possible chance to make an area. Over.
Ah man.
What the hell are you?
Roll face.
My gooper, my gooper!
Let's go!
Oh
Shit wait, we're about to have a lot of money guys
Which is the perfect timing to receive the the collectors in that if dark like that
I'm ready when you've prepped the next baby. Hey me now. Hey me now
Alright now pay me the money you owe me.
There we go.
There it is dude.
There it freaking is.
Yup.
Wait did we lose our epic SMG?
Am I?
Am I stupid, bitch?
When?
What?
The weapon rack at the end can move up and down revealing more items by the way.
fucking weapon record you're talking about
no don't shoot that guy the very end
this one
Oh, this one?
This is all DLC shit.
Dude, ice ramp, do not know where to find that.
Oh...
Jar of mom spaghetti sauce
Dude i'm missing a lot of stuff i can't get because of the uh the fact that i have not purchased the milk
What map are we going to china?
What are the odds that the dealer on the map has an Epic SMG?
If he doesn't we just lose.
I don't know where the propane tank is on this map.
Good job 47. We now know the Syndicate leader's current location.
Mew mew mew.
Hitmaps dot com. Hitmaps hitmaps hitmaps dot com.
I've provided you with new intel.
Thinking you can do electrocution outside on this one?
Yeah if it's rainy.
Which it might not be.
We might get the variation where my umbrella is just crying for some reason.
It looks very eerie.
Hold up. I gotta check something.
If I put a picture...
and an AI resolution upscaler, and then I download the upscale thing, and then I put that back into it again, does it double dip into infinite resolution?
Um, yes.
Yes.
Hello, Bombjus.
That's how CSI enhance works.
Dude, they had AI upscaling before anyone.
20 plus years early.
How come no one's posted Yo Taga since I enabled it?
You're hurting the feelings of that guy who made that aim though.
Wait.
What is this fuck ass emote?
Young blood don't know Yotaga dude.
Damn.
truly does not know Yotaga.
We already have infinite resolution images, it's called a Fractal, and infinite AI upscaler
would just be a fractal of hallucinations.
I don't like to think about this, it makes me uncomfortable.
As far as I'm concerned, the world's 2D.
I've got one eyeball and another eyeball.
That's 2D.
Uh, I feel like I'm missing stuff.
2-day-1-fin, wait.
Now, hold your horses there.
Now hold your horses, dude.
I might have to go pre.
I might not have to poop, but I also might have to poop, guys.
But I'm sick, so you gotta give me a pass, okay?
Heroes in, thanks for selling it.
Sits.
Are bees
You
you
you
you
you
you
You
I'm back.
Wooo!
Oh!
Sorry, I'm late.
Sorry, I'm late.
Ugh.
What, uh, where's the propane tank on this map?
What, uh, where's the propane tank on this map?
Safe journey, 47.
Sort of ain't scouting for children.
Up ass.
Look.
We now know the leader's current location.
My umbrella's cracked.
We don't know the exact description, this means you'll have to do your own recon.
However, they're on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Nevertheless, we do know this.
They are here to attend a business meeting.
As for the description, we know that they have brown hair.
They are wearing a hat, they are wearing a necklace, and has a tattoo.
Stupid tattoo!
It's a smoker, and they see themselves as a foodie.
Use these traits to your advantage.
I think I'm allowed to be here.
Yeah, but...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm so fucking sorry.
tell me that ain't a lookout boys
of
This is not our guy.
Uh, no necklace, I think.
Nice.
Could be this fellow though.
John Quad Vincent picks for 7.
Camas says the propane's next to the safe on level 4.
Hmm.
The safe is not on level 4.
I'm Primo Suspecto.
Oh, fucking wrench.
We need a disguise, Stato.
He's looking moisturized, there you have.
Can we stay moist in this bay?
Oh my god!
Pretty sure you just ate, by the way.
their food over there. I mean, maybe? Maybe he used this guy's food? I don't really...
I can't even interact with him. Oh, here we go. That was a lookout in the bathroom,
By the way, XD?
Have a meeting! Do a meeting! Do a meeting!
Have a nice evening, sir.
How am I supposed to focus when the kitchen feels like a train station?
Find your innermost zen.
Close your eyes and focus your mind on at least retching bonus on the pageant.
That's what I think.
That was weird.
You, take over.
Go ahead and just call me bonus.
Let's look out.
Oh, my God.
Let's get this guy.
Actually, hold on.
Let's fall over dude.
Let's fall over dude.
I found him.
I just realized I have 53k again.
Do a meeting.
Do a meeting now.
Go freaking meeting you!
Hurry up!
It's a fucking lookout!
Don't take a left.
You're a bitch.
It's not a lookout, it's a dude.
You ain't got a tattoo, I think.
You might be doing a meeting.
I'm going in.
It's time to become the Hitman we always could be.
I'll do it, alright man, alright.
There is someone in here.
Where'd he go?
I don't think there was another guy over here.
I didn't want this guy, it's like I didn't have one for me.
This guy might flip.
Now, he's just a normal ass dude who explodes glasses when he touches them.
Oh my god!
I'm trying to remember where I would have seen a propane tank.
Hashback credit, fix first subit.
Messonine, fix first subit.
It's on the roof of this building.
I still want to follow this guy and see what kind of meeting it does.
What if we're hyper focused on this guy and it's a bust, dude?
I'll go in there, man.
You know this place is cringe.
I'm about to get walked into a corner by the way.
Son of bitch!
He's eating. That guy's eating.
You'd know.
I'd recognize gorging anywhere.
Okay, man.
Okay, man.
Okay, man.
Okay, man.
So many collact kills you could do.
Um, yeah, but also, like...
I mean, do we just take these guys out, do you think?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
Nice Crocs, those are pretty nice.
Everything is going for a meeting.
Hey mister.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Oh, he's coming back.
Come friend, come to the murder room.
Hmm, is there a bathroom?
Might be hard to...
...drag these guys.
Oh, man, is there a car battery someplace?
There's gotta be.
Use the website dude hit maps comm slash freelancer slash hardcore
The fire extinguisher won't do it doesn't kill him
top floor main building what's that what's the main this one right here the main
brain
oh sorry man did I left
the medium it's okay if we get if we
guessed right we have the guy
So, so far so good.
I don't have anything to throw dude.
What the hell is happening?
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Explosive car park, blood, barform, blood, blood!
All right, no one that laughs is a bit I still do not have anything to throw
We have the oh we have the coin you're right
That's an explosive golf ball. Let's not kill ourselves.
I suppose it doesn't matter if we hide this guy.
Okay.
Dude, please hurry up.
Wait, let's go shop, let's go shop, let's go shop.
Same situation?
Yeah, we had to reset though because that guard, that guard aggroed in a mysterious
way.
Here's a bit.
On God.
Hey, you look like you might need something.
I only sell good merch.
Brass, please.
I'm talking through a mask.
Legendary Smoogee.
We can use the oil canister, can't we, for the accident kill?
I think I want this, and this.
And this.
I can't carry all that.
I mean, I can't eventually.
No, I can't.
Yes, I can.
Gigalock pick up hell? Yeah, but I mean, we normally...
The resting nail is usually enough to get us through a level, so I don't really value
that very high.
I'm here. If you need more.
I'll be back.
Are I currently missing an Epic SMG?
I don't, yeah.
I don't have one of those.
Pretty sure oil doesn't work.
Why wouldn't it?
Oil doesn't explode big M?
True, but it does ignite.
Don't try to don't always ignite the oil as best as you can, shoot something metallic
over the oil.
Why can't I spill it?
Okay, let's space the guys out a little bit.
Dude!
of
Huh
Shoot the canister
Why
Oh, I know what's happening.
What is the purpose of the oil canister to just make him slip then?
Weird.
Caster's made of metal, got it.
Let's try it.
Come on, there we go.
You eliminated the leader. You should get back to the safe house. I'll contact you later.
Jesus.
So shooting the ground doesn't make a spark, but that's weird.
How does that look like an accident?
they were having fun in the bathroom together and then they were like, ooh, what if we poured
motor oil on each other? Ooh, and then what if we shot our guns at the floor a little bit?
Or like, funsies.
And then they slipped and fell.
It was terrible.
You. You need anything?
Yes.
Sounds incredible.
Good job, Bess. You know where I am this year, you know where I am.
Damn, they went in there. Holy.
Grinding XP.
I'm the Chongqing Chuker, maybe chucking people off a fucking railing.
Well done 47, this will make anyone think twice before turning to a life of crime.
Well all the others, those are one of the cheap ones, right?
Are you sure?
I bought a crowbar.
If I bought the crowbar, I have it on me, because you can put it on your person.
Uh, excuse me.
It's Tron King or Tron King?
The lady says Tron King.
You threw it at the assassin on the stairs and never picked it up.
Oh, that's okay, it's cheap.
Yeah, we're kind of freaking balling right now.
Bum bum ba dum ba, okay.
Uh, okay.
Bonka.
Hmm.
Hmm, what's the easiest Silent Assassin?
In theory, it would be Miami, unless this is the boat.
Unless this is the boat.
And the number of targets.
Let's just try, let's try Miami.
Well, well, well.
Um, we'll take this.
Ha ha ha ha.
Wicky wicky wow wow west give me my song.
Thanks, I love that song as little kid man. Holy shit
We can we can wow wow whiz
Don't want none of it
Will Smith in the before times?
No, he still got it. Dude, tell me you wouldn't get hype if you were at a Will Smith concert and he came out and did Wild Wild West, dude.
You'd be like, yeah!
Woo!
Woohoo!
I like when he raps about what happens in the movie. Yeah, he does kind of spoil it, huh?
kind of inconsiderate now that I think about it
you guys remember that weird AI crowd video he put out?
Tell me more, Chator.
It was cringe.
Okay, I'm not really explaining what happened, though.
Isn't it a spoiler kind of like snitching?
Yeah.
Now you're getting it.
Put this out last year.
I
Was like 50 man
We're back in my beer back. I mean
If you think about it helpers are kind of like snitches to know
No!
Welcome to my home!
The syndicate is currently operating in the area. Find them and eliminate.
However, this is no walk in the park. They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
Bairn't is a point, 47. Good luck.
Oh, I just realized I can use that.
The other guy's in the parking lot, which is pretty easy to deal with, actually.
We just don't give them the jab.
of
the
Oh
Where's the other
And it's time for a little medicine.
Syndicate member eliminated. Well done, 47.
that did not work
up
where's the fucking camera at dude
around it
I kind of want my normal outfit here
because they're less us on the boat
Do they have Frisky going on?
I'll base up.
Not if they've been poop-pronated.
Gas, we were slightly off.
Well, that guy ain't moving, dawg.
Oh, there's another surveillance thing in there.
There's surveillance thing in there
What's up bro?
Huh, huh, you don't waste any time doing it.
This is not for god damn hanging your son.
Can't have any grease on what you think about here, okay?
Dang it sir, you are not authorized to be here.
Stop!
I'm happy I got through these, sir.
Holy...
This guy has nobler.
You know, I guess we can leave our illegal stuff.
Early no one will see it over here.
I don't want to detonate that.
How do we kill this guy?
We check the dealer and hope for a dark gun. That's how we do it.
Now I'm gonna need to see your invite sir.
Fuck!
That guy has an invite.
Dude, I'm such a fucking loser, man. No invite?
Fuck, man.
You're just not fucking fair.
The dealer has a fabricated sample, right?
Uh, depends on...
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I- I don't know how long it takes for the body to be discovered or whatever.
In theory...
What's that?
We should be able to do it and then instantly exit the mission, but I've never done that.
So I don't know if it's actually possible. I've been told it's possible.
Got an invite.
You're good. Please go through.
They don't frisk you, fucks! You live!
I don't know what's going on.
How you doing?
What?
So...
I'm allowed to be here.
There
Very intense situation right now
I gotta wait for this guy to leave
You know where to find us like I moved
They're gonna leave like that way right there and then we need to move right there.
Or not.
There's gotta be an open window.
Maybe I can shoot one open?
I dropped my gun.
He's coming.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, come on, man.
You know, if we were cops, this would be a lot easier, I think.
I
It seems like he's gonna see me.
Why not just guys with ammo?
I can't.
I
okay you like that big fan all that fucking fire extinguishers right there
love
You've spread fear within the syndicate.
You turn to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
I don't know how that blew my disguise. Maybe he saw me right then.
Hey now, whoa!
Oh my god! What is going on?
Don't forget my guns.
Yep, don't worry.
Did the guards just cash out the bed?
I hope if I lose here it doesn't fuck the mom.
Hehehe.
I failed?
What?
What was the bet?
Just come back if you need more.
So, Assassin plus one bonus objective?
Oh my god.
Be careful out there.
Sir, this is off limits.
Good.
Just keep going.
I'm almost there, boys.
Why can I not go down there?
Hello?
I'm the bodyguard.
The road brother you already lost?
Oh I didn't.
Hello?
I did soundless ass on the boat.
That's crazy.
We truly have evolved, dude.
Did he even try for the believers?
I didn't know what the bet was!
I thought it was just soundless assing, man!
Impressive work you did back there.
I'm ready when you've prepped the next assignment.
We have the dark gun though.
A medic grenade.
I'm going in dude.
I wonder what would be easier.
Berlin could potentially have some really easy targets too.
Italy, I know the map better than I do Berlin.
We got our epic SMG.
Oops.
Mama Mia.
Wait, is this the same run that we did, Silent Assassin Suit only?
Or did we lose that one?
I think we lost that one.
Where have a lockpick?
Goodbye, Neil.
They're all blurring together?
They shouldn't. I've only ever done SSO twice.
Why is this motherfucker speaking French?
Aw!
Wee, wee!
Yeah, but what about your Tauga, dude?
What does your Tauga think about this?
us. No ear, I have. Seven, seven billion people you must kill. Antivirus, Unleash,
Yeah, Jarl Rule was here two days ago, dude.
We're homies.
I think we're good.
me in the surveillance tower please please please
Shigee because of you won't coward welcome to sapiens syndicate members are
currently in the area find them however this is no walk in the park
they are on high alert so you need to be careful you know what to do for to
It's a movie one.
He's looking over here.
Stop!
Here you go
Soundless that's it only oh my god, I'm gonna stick it off that dude. Oh my god
was the mighty have on do it makes it so that stuff like this can happen so it's
Italy but different just a movie seven
The movie set variation changes where I'm allowed to be so we gotta be extra careful
boys.
Oh
Get me out of here, dude
Oh my god.
We got a poop there at this guy.
I don't know where the bathroom is, though.
We might, we might have to pile.
Might be time to pile.
Oh, you're just gonna piss right there.
Got it.
Now what, let's worry about this dude last.
Well, you're going in the trash can, man.
for that, I do apologize.
Okay, you're really pissing me off a little bit, there chief.
I'm sorry, man. It's so awkward that you saw me do that, actually.
She like robbing that place was command something just two seconds
Dude
Oh, don't I know that?
Oh, you don't want to make a difference with everything we've got, please.
I like people that throw stuff. Cut it out, will you?
Sector clear.
Oh, what was that?
Is anyone there?
What the-
I think the member eliminated.
I'm done for today.
I mean, this guy's definitely getting darted.
My worry is that he's going to run in that direction.
Everyone here is a real NPC.
Hey, why did this guy come down here?
It's scary.
This is not trespassing.
This is a- I'm pretty confident this is a pile opportunity, although I think that security
I think I walked down here, didn't I?
I don't think I can go back here.
Let's take a little peeperino.
This guy walked down there.
Do you think it's trespassing if I go in there?
That's scary.
Um, we can get in one floor up.
I remember when you know that's so angry.
Come on out!
Look at good sir, but due to human free security, I can't let you through.
Dude.
It was horrible, and so possible it's called.
Look, this has, like, got a weird path.
We're gonna take them out. We're gonna take them out.
Anyone out there?
I think we take this guy out.
We can use that flower shop as a pile room.
Come in, we got a possible situation, we'll report right back, over.
The Sampians are strangler strikes again.
The sapiens of the strangler strikes quickly.
Who are you?
Fuck, I'm gonna be able to take all these guards out actually.
He's throwing stuff around here.
My bees are really, uh, you know, I bet he goes into the building that they're guarding
to use the bathroom.
I might just dump her in that fucking tunnel, man, if I'm being honest.
Hey, don't sneak around like that. It's really creepy.
I've been so alone.
And now some joker is throwing random stuff around.
Oh, we killed one, I forgot.
Fuck, I don't know.
Do people even come here?
I think no, maybe not
We're gonna put her on the tunnel
Okay, I turned my mind
What the?
That's the gorg!
Dude, I literally looked away from my screen to slap a mosquito that was on my wrist.
what the
The thing bit me.
The clarity and vindosy, like for some reason.
What irresponsible person left a weapon?
I
Approach in things for seven
I got a disturbance of what you're doing.
There's people right there, holy.
You might have been all right
Okay, what is
For the pile you go buddy.
Where's my other stuff?
All right
is the fucking gun dealer that scared the shit out of me
is that so
good doing business with you
You know where to find me if you need to stock up again.
You gotta get rid of these guys.
Hey. Need anything cool?
Oh God
This guy's outside. I'm pretty sure he comes back inside, you know?
Oh double propane
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I heard that.
All right, hey, somebody could get hurt, so just be careful, all right, kid?
How did I miss?
I hit like an invisible wall, maybe?
Hello?
Anybody there?
I
Want to see if he moves
Okay, he said I'll see you but this bit ain't moving
of
Alright
Where'd that?
Anyone there?
Hehehe
The air had better work this time.
If it almost kills me again, I will be rewarded for you people.
Fine.
Fine.
Fine.
Obviously.
And get yourself out of here.
Are you sure?
Get it?
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
Are you sure?
All right, one more guy.
I don't fucking windows close they now have to come up here
Alright, there's a guy in the stairwell.
No way.
Whew.
Brother.
Oh, man.
I mean, realistically, he comes to this bathroom, no?
This one's so fucking close.
Points are the longest noise range?
I assumed everything had the same range.
Oops.
There's also a radio I can turn on in the near.
Man, if I could just get a clean shot of this guy from above, dude, he's coming back.
Hmm.
Huh?
of
all men
It's gotta be Rav. They can make the weirdest sound.
What? Hello?
I
Said what
Well, we've had the aim count so many people, man.
It's actually crazy.
Yeah, but if I climb on that scaffolding, I could maybe get a darcha on this guy.
Bro.
That's right.
That's right.
Is everything right?
Correctly, calls killed me that last time.
This is a money shot.
That means, it's expensive.
When this guy brings this money,
he will be under control.
But, it's more than pressure.
I'm just scared.
So, ladies and gentlemen,
attention.
Oh, come on.
Wow
Right on the roof we might be able to site this guy from the roof actually the roof of this building
The left one.
Boom.
Let's check the top of that.
Excuse me.
Fuck dude.
Would anyone see us?
Is it worth it to risk it?
I need to be able to stand on the ledge.
of
all of
of
No.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Wait.
No, he would have walked inside and...
Hold on.
He's going in the alley.
Oh
Surely be a blow to the syndicate got him
Now pardon me, wild style ski daddle.
There it is.
there it is dude there it is dude now that I know that coins are
That's good to know finally we take a break Jesus
You do not want the show down in Berlin too crap
It's the same gun Wait, I don't have a legendary gun.
I have an epic gun.
Woops!
Now that he's winning, it kinda sucks.
true oh shit yeah maybe I should just lose everything you fucking doubter bitch dude you
are a little fucking whiny bitch dude yeah oh now he's winning it kind of sucks no your
Your prediction sucks.
Your gambling ability sucks.
You sucks, bitch.
Don't get it twisted.
Your poop garbageo right now.
Calm down big M, don't let them tell you.
Oh, I thought it was you who said the original message trying to give me the rope
Well, I don't think we can bring our sniper rifle, I mean we could
If I bring two illegal weapons, does it try to start me not out in the open?
How's that work?
I went to the lake today, guess what I saw in the water?
You won't believe it.
What'd you see?
You saw a fid?
Whaaaaa?
Say what?
Um, um, I got too much shit on me, dude, you don't need this.
Not this time.
I spawned once in the chair from New York Bank in front of everyone with two weapons
on me.
Surely they understood, right?
Really? Oh, yeah, you just spawned here.
Have a good trip, 47.
Oh, well, we'll all close our eyes simultaneously. Pretend we don't see you.
At least there are these doors open.
I wonder if you can, like, frame one drop the weapon so it doesn't look like it's yours.
We have been informed that the syndicate is currently in operation here, but you know what to do.
However, this is no walk in the park.
They are on high alert, so you need to be careful.
The roof.
Godspeed, 47.
Awww.
I just feel like they have names.
It's cooler when they don't have names.
Waits in line to get in, leaves.
Yeah, well I got like an assault rifle on me, so.
You don't see that coin are you fucking stupid hey nice
Do not passify. Oh, yeah. Alright.
It's gonna be so hard to not passify. This is like the worst way to get in. I hate this.
Hey, let's pick up the coin.
Come on, we good.
sweet smooth even that's so weird I'll have you know if you go over there I
will be shooting with my solar
I'll be in.
Can I stop trespassing now? Thank you!
How am I supposed to get a car seat?
to make a little transaction of my own then I'll drop it off.
Yeah, I know.
If I can't pass it by, I'll bring the door down and drop off.
I know.
Wouldn't have killed the guy to leave me outside.
But what the hell do I care, right?
We'll hit him with the lethal injection.
I don't want to be on the phone with my friend.
Yeah.
Murder style.
Oh, you can get to the bikers from here.
What the hell is this?
Cool.
There's a rarity, though, so I can't keep it after this mission.
Dude, I sorta got him feeling bugs on me, man.
Yeah, I got the-
Dude, you know that's very suspicious behavior, right?
Hmm...
Are you fucking pissing me off?
You're really p-o-ing me off.
Oh no. We should check it out.
Hey, who's doing it?
Alright.
The plan. Simple.
I've read to conceal my soul, right?
Dude, let's go throw up together, bro.
Yeah!
Right here nice good choice
Nice very good very good
You've spread fear within the syndicate. Now let's go shoot up the club
Let's go shoot up the club
Yeah, I'm feeling bugs on me holy fuck
What's happening
The bugs are crawling in my skin
The fucking dogs
Hmm, I should not be here.
Why?
There's no reason for me to go this way.
We got we on camera, mate.
Oh, thank you.
Stop only were like, open it.
I thought I could get on this.
Hmm.
Am I dumb?
Oh yeah we used the land.
What's that? Where's the one, Chris? Unless there's a guy here. Which I think there is.
Surely these guys won't snitch on me. Especially considering I'll have my assault rifle.
I hear a carrier.
Coconut.
Coconut.
Well done for the set. This will surely be a blow to the syndicate.
Return to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Alright, let's go to the sexel.
a
Kid catch
Me throwing my jersey to the crowd
Take it.
Hehehehe.
We're doing pretty good.
We're going back to China for a showdown.
I actually didn't hate China showdown, but I think we got lucky.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Would that knocked him out? You would have lost the bet, by the way.
Well, I know that it doesn't knock out, cause it's propane and deadly.
That's called knowledge, bitch.
I don't think I need these.
Knowledge!
I think we're good.
Push kill, huh?
Can't do that.
That is win plus one objective by the way.
I
Really you guys pulled the trigger a little early on believe it
Good work 47 we finally tracked down the syndicate leaders whereabouts
However, we do not know the exact identity of the target. You'll have to do some recon
But what you're still there on high alert
You got lucky today lady
Well, we know this. They are here for a business meeting. We also have the following description
on their looks. We know that they have blonde hair, they are wearing a hat, they are wearing
glasses, and earrings. As to habits and races, your target has a sweet tooth. And they suffer
from dehydration. I hope these towels can be used to your advantage. You know what
to do forty seven out so too
that would be base
she he's raking hey
ging
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, seems like everyone is, uh, potentially downstairs.
I do not like that.
Drugs.
Hey you.
What's up?
Do you need anything?
Yeah, that's why I'm here dude.
After you.
anything yeah that's why I'm here dude after you I wish I could afford the
legendary blade I mean we should buy the stuff we can conceal right now I feel
like Aaron Ross who cares
That's a lookout, BTW.
Bro, forget the code.
That's okay.
It's not a boob.
Stop freaking boo. Stop scrolling. Close the door. Close. Oh shit. I shot it.
I shot it with the gun, dude.
Give me something great.
Oh yeah, they're all here. No they're not.
Where's the final clue?
Ah man.
Money?
There's another reason I came up here but I can't remember.
actually may have just been the same
we're gonna get
we're gonna check this lady out
Roll face.
I'm you now.
Deal with it.
Come with me.
All right, believers, you better hope I don't get spotted, bro.
I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm going for the W right now.
I do not fucking care about your spot, but I'm not trying to be spotted.
Try to be my enemy.
Look out for yourself, self, self.
like the reverb I do with my voice. Self, self, self. Meeting? Blonde hair? At? Glasses? Earring?
I'm just kidding.
It's a handover meeting.
Which means these two terrorists are not all terrorists.
Do not take a ride.
Fuck you, bitch.
I got a ski dattle.
I enjoy your coming.
That's nice.
Me too.
Yeah, that last guy wouldn't shut up about these permits.
Oh, they're bonding! They're doing guard bonding!
Cute.
Well, time to go downstairs, baby.
Um, wait, there's a suspect above us.
Hmm.
If she's over here, that means she's a part of that network though, which means it's probably
not her. But also, I mean, we'll just come back if it is. Hey guys, what's that? Can
I come in? No, can't help you. Aw, man. No one likes me. I guess I'll just sneak
him
hmm
not good
of
We just gotta get in here.
Welcome.
Please follow the grey line to security check.
Thank you.
Oh god.
Oh god.
I got no visual on target, man. I think we're in the clear.
I did not see her.
I think the burp has left the scene.
Yeah, well, I know who to look for.
Until then, we're standing down.
I wonder if we can pull her in here.
I wish I could re-close this.
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Damn this guy's I say is fucking giga good man but is he your side dude?
Well, well, well.
Mr. Bodyguard!
Right there? That's the spot?
What crime I see I see
He's leaving.
He's leaving.
Excellent work, 47. The leader has been eliminated.
Attend to the safe house. Collect yourself. I'll be in touch.
Hold up, hold up.
See you in hell, bitch.
Well done, boys.
This will make anyone who tries to protect their life crime.
Damn.
Can I show my graphic settings?
Yep.
I think it's default.
You really hate believers, huh?
There ain't no way I could have pushkilled her.
I mean, that's not true, actually.
I wonder if you can pushkill down the manhole.
Well done, folks.
The syndicate has been eliminated.
However, I haven't tell that there are more affected.
Finish the job.
Take them all down and you will be well rewarded.
Give that to me when you're ready.
Ready?
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Graphics.
Uh...
Shouldn't I turn this on?
I kind of like the way it plays.
It plays really smooth for me.
What if it makes a crash more?
Because of the mod.
Oh, he actually feels way smoother than I hold up.
Hold the fuck up!
Alright, good shit.
to take a day break come back on Thursday and then instantly lose to a silent assassin
mission.
These are some good maps, fellas.
Ha ha ha!
May the prophecy be foretold.
May the prophecy be foretold.
Oh, we got a two-person will decree, dude.
That's easy fees.
That's easy dung right there, dude.
All right, you're G& everyone, I'm going to take some medicine.