I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
I can hear you.
It's deleted by the Samsung 7 and after tapping the keyboard there's a controller
playing this to the best thing.
Payback is in there.
It's a big game.
the big
They must have an app code and I can be man and tips for the big dustings and offender took whatever they seemed to
My bod got muted by this radio by the way, so probably gonna
The beast is not raining.
Giga gamer, thanks for subbing to Roy and literally Tim Allen, thanks for subbing to Tim Allen.
Oh, it's time you did that on M2TV then.
We good.
and
I want to adjust me, uh...
Here can dish.
Scrap the whole town, build a million shelves and get 10 levels.
The temp you said that's 60 dude.
Always.
Yup.
How ruthless are you?
I'm sorry I got this stupid fucking loser first.
I have to re-admire our character.
Steve fuck
I
Was he next for seven
B- Bunny Banjo and a Rufonix Fersilla?
He said it's Zoyer.
I think I hate more than Raiders scumbags.
If you run into any, put a few down for me.
She's a mew.
The bullet.
You know that settlement you sent me to help?
They've decided to join the Minutemen.
That's great news.
I knew you were the right person for the job.
By the way, you should have one of these flare guns.
You can use it to signal for help from any nearby Minutemen.
Not much use yet.
But once we have more Allied settlements,
you'll have help whenever you need it.
I guess you know I'm one of the last of the Minutemen.
But I never really told you what happened to her.
What?
I'm not interested in your life story.
Just hear me out, this is important.
Have you heard of the Quincy Massacre?
No.
I thought everyone in the Commonwealth
knew about that by now.
Where the Minimum betrayed each other
and the people they were supposed to protect.
I was with Colonel Hollis's group.
A mercenary group called the Gunners was attacking Quincy.
The people there called for the Minimum to help.
He was a one-man-murderer.
Why are they so short?
We're power-stancing on the hill.
He just turned their backs on us and the folks in Quincy only a few of us got out alive
Booty Popper next person dead
So I ended up in charge of the survivors. We never found a safe place to settle
One disaster after another
Colonel Langston our ancient echoes like myself good
conquered
God we actually look so fucking cool. Are you really thinking ten soaps?
Sounds like it's time for the Minutemen to vanish for good.
No. I don't accept that. The Commonwealth needs the Minutemen.
Now, more than ever.
We just need better leaders.
Leaders who will put the good of the Commonwealth ahead of their own little group.
That's why I'm talking to you.
I can't rebuild the Minutemen, but I think you can.
Hey, that means a lot coming from you, Garvey.
I appreciate that.
Does that mean you'll do it?
No.
I'm not your savior.
I have my own problems to deal with.
I get it.
You can't take care of other people's problems when you're still overwhelmed by your own...
Will Kovat in Chromalyn 6 Reciproat?
I hope you change your mind and accept my proposal.
The Commonwealth needs you.
Hi.
What do you say?
Will you be the leader that the Commonwealth needs?
Will you rebuild the Minimane?
Okay, I'll do it.
Good.
Welcome aboard.
I feel like this is a whole new start for the Miniman and the Kamalov too.
Don't worry, I'll be right beside you all the way.
General.
So if I'm a general, where's my army?
You're looking at it, I'm afraid.
But I wasn't joking when I called you that.
The leader of the Miniman has always held the rank of general.
Our last leader was General Becker.
After he died back in 82, nobody could agree on who should take his place.
The one good thing about being the last-minute man is, there's no one to argue with me when
I say you're the new general.
He's like the villain from an animated kid's movie.
Now we look cool.
I'll mark it on your map.
Go find out what they need.
You can use more settlements supporting their cause.
We look cool.
someone said we look like a villain from Wild Wild West which is something I will accept more than what you just said
I just need to trade gear with you
still drama anything fresh would be a great change for us I want to trade a
few things
they're sending me to get a statement again this one's closer to Daman City
Oh hold up. We gotta go rob some places and conquer. Supernova Heathage is over. Top
10 Smokes Box and Gothic 1 Remake, UE5 Edition Number 1, Gag Rock. Yep. That motherfucker
Here is spitting the truth on that one.
Where's the wall safes?
It's no gothic linear game, I'll give it a go.
But they tried.
They tried, yes.
But it's shit's ass.
Maybe not.
Bolt, act, and pistol.
I didn't want to pick you up.
But I will though, because I can carry a bunch of shit right now.
And then there's one right here.
That's just a black guy's.
There was one up here.
I'm sure.
Nah, I'm just a stupid fucking asshole.
I swear there was another one.
screen
they chopped down on that bitch
sorry
Uh-oh.
I didn't launch the game with the script extender.
I fucking knew I would forget to do that shit.
So
Channel. Thanks for sale
Are you loads so much fucking faster dude? I do so often I took 15 seconds to get in the fucking penalty here
you
I
Can't get one of you died. That's so fucking sad
I want to see what this wall looks like
But the gun away dumb bitch how was this tan
much heady much heady
you all want to drink some corpse water?
he does not look like a doctor who bad guy of the week
no one watches that show
No one's ever even heard of that show, dude.
Well, there's say we're done.
The mouth poof looking extra poofy today?
Thanks.
Thank you.
You're going to go north-west.
You want to join my metal band?
We're called Corpse Water.
Yup.
I have no musical talent though.
I know you just can't get enough of that Roy Brown.
I mean, I'll just take care of this thing.
I got a lot of stuff to do.
You got room for a guy who has no musical talent.
He's out in the road, he's up there.
He went back to his store.
All the women who wear this mail.
We'll make no teeth in front of them.
I can't find him.
I got to feel him at least right now
while we're not wearing any armor
We're going to be eating a lot of food, a lot of food.
I remember there being a house.
That's the red rocket.
So we've gone too far.
Dead Steve!
He got the lead!
What?
I love meat.
I like steak. Medium rare.
I guess grillin' some rat roach, dude.
Person of stroke at Denied. Don't ask me that.
Thoughts on people who want to carry weight?
I mean I get it.
You spend 18 hours at the bowl, exploding factor and you don't want to have to worry
about the consequences of picking up literally everything in the game.
You have no impulse control, it's fine.
So you're medicating by cheating in the video game.
Where the fuck is this house, man?
Wait, this might be a...
...perper team.
A single player who cares?
Yeah, the board of video game cheaters cares.
And they've deemed your case worth a review.
Dude, I swore to God there was a second save.
Aren't you worried that when you die and you get to the Furly Gates fatality of quick fame,
it's determining whether I get into game or heaven and he's like, have you ever cheated
in a Fallout game?
You're like, just minding out the carry weight code?
And then he pulls the lever and you fall straight to hell.
Fuck you. We're not the same.
You bought a creative lab's fatality sound card, you'll be okay.
Wait a second, dude I don't know if this house exists man.
Yippee!
Harry waits so lame.
Alright Bench pressed 300 pounds right now for one minute.
Yeah.
Not so lame now is it?
I was thinking about that after stream, I was like, man...
I guarantee there was a couple of, like, angry Macbeard Steven Beard, who was like,
Dude, it's so bullshit, I have to fucking...
I shouldn't have to level up my strength to increase my carry capacity if I want to pick up literally every piece of shit in a fucking game.
It's a waste of skill points.
I should just be able to put it all into damage and not worry about any other aspect of the game.
I actually don't give a fuck about that by the way, actually I do.
Actually I don't though.
Alright, well I give up.
What the?
All right, well I give up
What the
Barma name and am I
Better safe damn sorry
You guys ever know someone who like injured themselves skateboarding and they were never the same
That that dumbass wish he was wearing a fucking helmet dude
fucking dumb bitch happy Fred Durst Friday happy Fred Durst Friday to you
yeah yes he died don't worry I'm a dude
we'll get over there I dropped down you get to have a brain MRI every year now
until you die better safe than sorry better safe than sorry dude oh they're fighting over to safe
I'm safe now, bitch.
Did I watch the BOD series?
I saw a little bit.
I'm not really a TV guy unless it's put in front of me.
Got it.
That's why I'm a gamma round.
Cha-ching-ring-a-ding, baby!
Err!
Man!
I'll take it, though.
I'll take it though. I'll take it though.
What the fuck did I just bit? Was that a crystal decanter? I was trying to grab the corpse.
Buff out. That's drugs by the way.
Steve Pucks is kind of like on a drug binge right now.
Some of you may recall that yesterday in game he took jet, psycho jet which is advanced jet,
med-x times three, more jet, another jet, and another psycho. So he's kind of,
he's technically been on like a super drug binge, which is chill. He used to take a lot of drugs in
The war
Well
What was his KD in the war? Oh, he was just a latrine cleaner. He didn't actually kill me one
Like Mr. Krabs?
Is that real Mr. Krabs or not familiar?
What's the in-universe reason for no new music coming out for 300 years, by the way?
Wait, hold on.
a new cap in 2077. What's the law reason for there not being new music at that point?
Where's Dogmeat? I don't travel with companions. Steve Buck works alone.
So, guys.
Now, who's this? You here to trade, boy?
They'll call me Bully.
You a trader?
Sure. Let me see what you've got.
got all right let them through well
excuse me names dress that's all you need to know now goodbye and yes let's see
what you got take a look only a hundred set I have six hundred twenty nine
caps I found all of them by the way
bramper down bramper down I don't want this take the noise I got the flare gun
I'm never calling for help from those dumb motherfuckers no you want to buy
We'll probably keep them all toes.
you
I'm carrying too much shit bros.
Goodbye.
by long SMG shotgun pistol yes and then other pistol for some reason
Eat that.
So these...
Oh, we can sell our food.
But these are worth 19.
Uhhh...
I just kind of want this shit out of my inventory. Is that legit?
Boom.
Stealthboy Wait 1
You can use a blood pack to heal yourself that don't make sense.
Is he just gonna drink the double-ed?
The money is worth three each.
Whatever, don't care.
I'm gonna rob you now.
How about you give me your feeding cells?
back for more yeah yeah but fuck gonna pass then get moving okay
what just happened
Yeah, that's not what I would have done. That's not the technique.
you
I can pick this!
Oooh!
Got it! Nice!
Money!
into each life. Some rain must fall, but you'll watch us fallin' in my head.
Err!
Wow. We're really up here now.
Wow.
Oh
I was on rails the last time I was here we fall through this
I
Think there was like a pharmacy around here or some shit. I'm trying to get some drugs
We're fiending right now
Local math I
Can't zoom out on this bitch
Also, that map sucks ass.
I've been in here.
I remember this ruin from anywhere.
than Starfields. Yeah, didn't that game not have one? Pretty sure didn't have one.
What is this? It might just look stupid because of the color I chose.
Thanks for the bald representation.
You're more than your hair, bro.
Okay.
Oh yeah, I want to go in here.
Should we drink the sewer water no
Potato crisp
Okay, bro
Didn't like that digit
if
I
Dad with his beloved sugar bombs
Yeah, you got fuckin' own bitch.
Sting fuck!
Wasteland junkie!
Resorting to search in the sewers for another fix.
What the hell did I just pick up?
Need those.
I
Guess you're left
No
You really didn't hear that?
Can dog food, my favorite.
Welp.
Oh hey.
Oh yeah, Stimpack.
Awesome.
Oh, a jet even more awesome.
Dave Ripper.
Luck Charisma minus strength.
Oh
I got some Wonder Glue and a few good core as one does
Got it. Ooh, I need that. Wait. I need a rattle with it.
Wait, can you?
Nope!
I see you I can't remember this map it is gonna help me a little bit
Hold up.
Municipal plutonium well.
Ew.
How'd this thing get down here?
Oh, we can take the individual bows.
What?
Ooh, Elvis bowed.
I'm trying to take things that don't weigh much.
Like, surely the scalpel is only 0.1.
Uh, we got another way to check.
I hear you, the rat roach or dripping water.
you
I'm gonna kill this bitch-ass robot.
It doesn't look loaded, right?
It's in the back.
Ah.
That's fair.
This guy does not give a fuck about bullets, man.
I can't possess them. Women's free.
Yes.
Is it a skull which means you can't kill him? Do you want a bet?
of
the
I don't have a sir right now.
I used my crit on the mire lord, did you?
Look at me asking for your patch up, save your money.
I
Now
Bro, it's right there bitch
Definitely parking
I think we can kill a robot guys.
We'll be back, we'll be back.
I still only have 544 bullets.
Get out of my inventory now.
You too, and you too.
Actually, I'm gonna keep this
We only got 3645 bullets with those waver now put away put it away for now dude. You gotta make sacrifices
And we're gonna put
We're gonna start assembling a suit of armor
And I have a bunch of shit here
cringe now let's put some food in some food in the cooked food locker yeah
yeah yeah
uncooked food in here
This shit grilled which mean a good
uncooked meat
Let's put all of our
Okay, surely there's some downside to uses
It's plus two all stats
Surely
I'm just going to keep some grilled food on me right now.
65 weight. Yup
Is there a
Clothing bench
Sorry, I was loading
I should have done it more.
Just find a nice spot of ground, whatever you got.
There's an armrest.
There's gonna be a great chain for us.
We're gonna put a scope on this bitch.
Burn air, burn air, burn air, burn air, burn air, burn air, burn air.
is the short scope any good it doesn't
Boom.
Go free to see if you can do it with my guns.
Superior reload speed.
Yup.
Better recoil and hipfire accurate exceptional sighted accuracy better recoil they would improve bash
It looks stupid though
What that make the wrong one
I
Kind of want some more damage and we're not gonna get it. I
Want a silence or
Remember to sign somebody to take care of
After we're gonna harvest in
All right, we got some good range on this bitch
I'll be turning into a sniper.
I don't need a bayonet.
you better critical shot now we go we go
I don't know how good that is.
Who the fuck is this?
Oh.
Let's pick a ghoul.
Uh, equip that.
We got our mollies.
equip that. We got our Molly's Molly.
Rotten landfill. Oh wait. There's a gate here I need to pick.
That's what the marker is. That's what the mask is, dude.
That's what the mask is.
Good
God shut up
Looks like that chatter isn't interested in remembering in a timeless American classic
to
them and me on me on me on me on me on
38 round practical heavy pop pistola
kind of a 38
It's kind of like a scope suspendees and slackies dude
Wow really
It's bolts who psycho
I can't wait to go on one last drug bench.
What the fuck was that gate?
Right here.
Hold!
Take some radax, big man.
If CV beats ARG, I will come.
Goodness.
Which team is Ronaldo Messi on?
No way.
That's it.
France?
Sick.
Oh, that's Andy.
I feel the cancer developing.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, oh, meow, meow, meow, meow.
uh okay we'll start walking boys let's start adventuring look at that hipfire
I can see right there. Maybe we should stick to the road.
Who's that?
of
death
of
death
of
death
It's a dangerous world up there.
Dog down.
I'm gonna be eating the fuck out of that dog meat.
dog... eliminated.. wait... oh fuck
Come on, mate.
Nice.
Also justified.
Oh, it's a freaking gas station.
Oh, it's a freaking Starlight Driver.
Come on, Steve.
Look out for traps.
there's a way I want to I want to I want to pick it up I want to pick it up
Where'd it go? It's not here anymore.
Oh?
Guys, watch out for traps.
I
Can disarm them I know
Play glue
Dog down
I
Surely there's none up here right guys
Right
Like I'm that first time Shatter said there's not
God water oh
of the
of individual rounds of the ground of the
of
the
Damn, I kinda like the Tuxedo more.
Nothing, dude.
Quick save, Quentin.
Bro, whenever you guys are talking about like quick saving and shit when you play games
like this and you're like, you're like trying to be like, oh, you're cheating, you're cheating.
It's really just a fucking self report, man, because like, have you never played a game
like this? Are you two or like are maybe you have and you are just simply too
fucking stupid to remember to do it right to push one button they train
monkeys to push one button and they remember to do that shit and you fail
to do that to fail you failed to even do that dude
uh oh
I don't like the leaves.
They would have been atomized by the nuclear bomb.
I'm a scientist by the way.
Oh, you don't get the bomb back, you just get the fucking supplies?
Oh, dude.
Well, it's about time to pop one of these, fellas.
Yes, heal up.
Eeeeeeewwww.
I'm being irradiated.
Ow.
Stop.
Well, time for some more red-x, boys.
And also, time for Steve's special...
...GASMAS!
Whaaat?
You guys think there's anything cool in here?
It's looking just like water.
Well, that's ball cancer, unfortunately.
Shoot car.
Get the car up close.
Oh, that's good to know.
Huck detected.
Oh, this is a driver, huh?
I don't know why I...
I don't want to talk about it. I know what a drive-in is.
I promise.
I thought I was driving like 10 minutes ago?
Yeah, but mentally I was like, oh, it's like a drive-thru.
I don't know why.
Cork.
I am not picking that bag of cement up.
What?
Wait.
Heh heh heh.
Scrap the corpse.
There's no way I need this much steel, though.
Can we scrap the bit of radioactive waste?
Mayhem?
We're getting like, giga-rated.
I'm gonna put stuff on there. I'm not going to.
the
car
who
it's all here
Oh, but there's like the town that links them all together, huh?
Uh-oh.
I got some 45 ammo.
That's for to revolve, but...
Steve's favorite gun.
Anymore, sir. Anymore, sir.
other explosives back storage key dirty black suit
Ah
Wow
Yep as I sit here and wonder why
Cash rules everything around me free
Get the money.
Two per six for seven.
Dollar dollar bills go.
Well, that kind of cool with the gas mask guy.
I'm NGL dude.
And then he takes it off and you swoon.
I
Well
No guys dead baby
What they need to baby today
There's a machete, a rat roach meat, vodka, clearly, there's a grill in here.
They ate the baby.
They ate the baby!
Heh, heh, HIT BABY!
Uhhhhhhhhhh, I still need to clear this.
Oh yeah, the backstorage.
Oh, do I? I wanted to pick it, though.
Sweet.
There's probably a bomb in here, guys.
We're zero for five on bombs right now, unfortunately.
you
You see someone saying oh my god this radio I'm still hearing it like once or twice
Okay, now I want you to look at how many people are typing in chat
Think about that
Cool, they sure think five subs appreciate it
Can you clear these sites?
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-missing legendary mod reel.
Here we go, dude.
I don't want to sim city settlements.
I'm sure it's great.
truly do but I'm just not going to engage in the system. Hey, you know a mod that shows me
what each thing breaks down into before I pick it up would be nice but
That's all right. We'll just learn, dude.
That's a perk? Oh. Nice.
It's probably one of those intelligence perks.
Even the military shit looks stupid. Look at this.
look at toenail toenail B all these military things no guns
explain good bird down
use this
all UI
no no no no I'm not gonna
I'm not gonna add any more mods if I don't have to
any
Explosive bombs? I've been here.
Oi fuck, wait, no I haven't.
Hold on.
Maybe I have? Do items respawn? Maybe I just never grab them.
Look at the wind physics.
Wow.
Guys, this is a death storm.
I guess there's anything cool in here.
Uh oh.
It's a lightning storm of hell!
All right, we're going in.
I'm getting a radiant of just being outside.
That's okay.
Rad X.
Oh, that's rad.
Okay, I fucking see.
There's a power armor down here.
I can't fucking see the power armor down here.
I'm being irradiated.
It's more onto the breach.
Right through the cancee ship.
Dude, what the fuck could I get out of there?
Very strange swimming.
Also, where's my breath of?
Oh
Dude, where is my breath meter?
Oh, what the hell?
What's up, guys?
Oh, you're dead.
That's so fucking sad, man.
Why were they here?
It doesn't make sense.
People are mucking around the shore at all hours, scaring my fish.
Hey.
Don't scare the fish, asshole.
Yeah, get up, dude.
I'm not done.
No one's gonna help you, but...
Well, all he had was clothes on him.
I wonder if we can get in.
I'm in.
I lost him.
But that felt good, bitch.
Uhh... let me uh, let me choose some food real quick.
I want something light. Hmm, yes. How about some deviled eggs?
This sounds like barred music, dude.
Wait, where's my laser?
Oh, I put it away.
Wait.
I shouldn't have put it away.
the
right clicker pit boy I'm probably the first time I've ever
it was maxed out this is scary
I know, I know.
So there's not any chance I can persuade them not to attack.
Wait, you're right.
Hold on.
What is our what's our to charisma right now?
Old
It's time to take every drug
We got Dave Ripper
And then we got XL
Let's try Dave for burp first.
Ahhhh.
Yeah.
Oh, Siders aren't allowed.
Why are you here?
I'm not looking for trouble.
Strange is turn around and leave.
And don't come back.
Otherwise there'll be consequences.
I'm gonna lock that door.
Heh.
It's not...
SURPRISE!
I wonder if I can kill you guys.
Oh
It should
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Radley deck grilled radroach double check
got the key grab that bitch Covenant Securia
razor gray oh
Oh.
Ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da.
This is very good.
Ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da-da, ba-da-da.
The mission's must be back.
Something's out there.
What is this thing?
What is Diddy Blood aiming at?
I got no XP for killing mecha.
The intruder must be eliminated.
Vault tech.
Hunting rifle.
Don't we already have one?
I might have put it away.
I don't think I'm supposed to be here, fellas.
He's dead now.
Nothing personnel.
Where was it?
called Baseline.
Where am I?
Braised?
No, no, no. How are the subject vitals?
A little unsteady, but within.
Who, who are you? What, what's...
Son of a bitch! Do that!
Other sides chained up.
Subject is ready for baseline cascading.
spoken to. Susject, can you answer the questions quickly and with what first comes to mind?
You're approached by a frenzied scientist who yells, I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer
on your photonic resonation chain. What's your response? Is that... that safe test? No!
Answer the question. Who'd say it? I don't know. I don't know sign stuff. I ignore him.
Where are these motherfuckers yeah, I don't think I should be here
I just want to take a little peeperino.
They're experimenting on people.
Vault.
They made one of the Vault 101 Baseball teams.
Chaka. Upheld.
Two.
Hahahaha!
Yeah!
Okay.
Where we live?
Where we live here?
Where we're name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name-a-name.
Mis-tape dumbass.
Nah, we'll be back when we're...
When the game graciously directs us here, when it says, hmmm, but may have she would be
interested in questmarking my lord.
Oh, yes! I would love that! Please, tell me exactly where to go!
This isn't part of a quest line.
This?
There's no quest?
Yes, it is.
Or I killed the guy who didn't give me experience.
So, I mean...
Maybe shut up dude.
You don't know what you're talking about, Noob.
Maybe shut up, dude.
The fisherman was the quest giver.
I tried to speak to him!
You literally shot him for speaking to you.
Why do you think you spoke to me?
I hit E on him, dude.
Our armor.
He didn't say, well, Maddy, so you're scaring the fucking fishes.
I fucking hate you get out of here
You're acting like I wasn't justified shooting that guy multiple times in the head with a shotgun I close wearing
Haha close, point blank right now
Well, that's...
I think we found where it begins
Yeah, I'm gonna put on the uh, this shit, and I'm gonna let the same six songs loop
the rest of the way through the side.
Ooh, jet!
Mmm!
I
Angles a moon monkey my babe
Keep up
That's it.
This probably leads into the front door, right?
And they're gonna be like, hey, you can't be here. You're not evil scientists, man.
Okay.
Hey, Cape Verde might be at Argentina's space double exclamation point?
Hey, why don't you take that space and shove it up your ass, dude?
Look what the fuck about your kickball game.
Let's be clear about that, nerd.
Lean Chad, we stopped playing that shit in elementary school, dude.
Okay.
We drink beers now.
Nice!
Boom.
I were building up our stem packers over here after wasting all of the ones that we had.
We dwing beers now, dude, don't!
It's not like that.
I don't have a lisp.
I drink beer now.
At the bar.
I don't know man, I feel like football fans, sorry soccer fans have had it a little too easy, to be honest.
We like a greaser style gang that goes from like bar to bar, like bullying people in soccer jerseys.
Hey.
Hey, where do you think you're at right now?
Nice jersey.
Foot head.
Slaps your drink out of here.
Game better prices.
What's up, foot face?
sequence rents
tuxedo, molar
sunglasses
the L Classico
That's the song by the three songs that I was gonna play it next. I mean, now.
No.
Why does this game look like it's set to full braid?
Alright, man. You're supposed to learn this when you're like two.
Basically, like, during the day.
Come on, maybe I can find it. See this thing right here?
the sun, the celestial body, the light is impossibly hot and emits like a crazy amount of light, right?
And essentially, at some point during the day...
Wait a minute, I know what the word day means.
All right, do you understand the concept of time?
I'm surprised there's not a way down into the sewer here.
Maybe here?
No.
Is Mystic Pines all of this?
Or is it just that building?
I guess we'll find out.
Who me?
You're on the roof, bitch.
Of course, I'm on fire.
you
I'd grab a pipe and knock him out a pipe you say.
Next question, while working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection
on his foot stumbles through the door.
The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a
while.
you do one of these amputate amputate the foot before the infection spreads
hmm amputation next question you discover a young boy lost in a cave he's hungry
and frightened but also appears to be in possession of stolen property what do
do you do uh pick his pocket I lead the boy to safety then turn him over to
someone in charge very curious congratulations yeah you made it onto a
baseball team which position do you prefer hmm I know I'm did not let me in
this guy seemed really American if I even say the word soccer I'll probably
piss him off I'll be the pitcher pitcher are you certain about that never
my next question your grandmother invites you to tea but you're surprised
when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill someone. What do you do?
Mmm.
Bargon.
I'd give her whatever she wants to spare his life.
Typical class B.
Old Mr. Abin命 has locked himself in his quarters again.
And you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?
Bum-bum-bum, grab a body pad and pick the luck and that's all you do nothing else
Wait, don't answer
Next. Oh, no. Hmm. You've been exposed to radiation and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach
What's the best course of treatment?
Suicide!
Uh, surgery. I'd cut off the mutated tissue with a precision laser technological bias
Hmm a neighbor is in possession of a grognaq the barbarian comic book issue number one you want it
What's the best way to obtain it?
Mm-hmm
I'd print a gun in his face and take it from him. Hmm. You're almost done
Last question you decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father
You enter his private restroom when no one is looking and
I'd put a firecracker in his toilet, that never gets old.
Test's over, no one's ever answered quite like you, but hey, you passed, I'll open
up the gate.
That's cause I'm the main character, Steve Buck.
Thanks, Watson.
Head on in.
Any shop is user the first stop.
Thanks bro.
You can fail.
Is this illegal?
Oops.
That was.
meaning no offense but I've got a lot of work to do
So, how do you know is it?
Anybody else in town would be happy to talk to you but
You see I gotta run a diagnostic on the perimeter test
I really shouldn't talk to you because I'm busy and all
Tell ya
Oh I heard about you, you're the stranger
I make things. Things for the store. Oh, I'm Talia. It's so nice to meet you.
What do you make?
I make medical supplies. Oh, and guns, scopes, and other things. You can see them for sale at Penny's store.
You're gonna like it here. Everyone in Covenant is so friendly and really wants to help.
Why is everyone here so friendly?
I don't know. Ask Mr. Ordon. I'm much better with terminals than people.
Feel free to use my tools and if you need anything just let me know.
Tell ya. Oh you're back. Isn't Covenant just the best?
This place doesn't hold a candle to Diamond City. Oh well I hope you enjoy your stay anyway.
Oh, that was pretty rude, Steve.
Come on.
I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get crumpled like, like, I'm just the option death for shut up
Guys, it's not that serious.
I don't care when I shot the cat.
I'll be back tonight, don't worry about you.
you
I got a...
Yeah see, these things have screws.
Like that chatter said.
I believed him the whole time.
I'm gonna sell them money.
I don't know.
I don't know what I need.
of it. This isn't even a nuclear bomb dude, it's just a fucking rocket. I'm gonna rob
you tonight. If you're hurting, just tell the doctor. Yeah, see what's wrong with me
doctor. Tell me your symptoms. Actually, it's nothing. Fine, come back later. Why is she
looking at me like that Dr. Patricia you need any doctoring just let me know
actually I need some supplies for the road all right but go easy on the cams
is there something wrong with you dude what I feel like I should grab one of
I'm just like, so...
What's it called?
Uncharismatic.
Heh heh heh.
Yoyk.
Shut up.
Dude, it's Honest Dan.
smiles and the fancy talking puts me on edge. The sooner I'm out of here, the better. You
know anything about Stockton's caravan? A caravan? I'm not really the trader type.
Well, this isn't about trade. I signed on with Omane Stockton to find his lost caravan.
What's left of it is just outside of town. The last stop was here, so I've been trying
to put together the story. But I keep getting the run around. Got a proposal for you. Help
find Stockton's people and we split the reward at least one survivor walked out of that massacre
and i intend to make good on my contract
uh sure honest sounds fair i'm in here's all i got on the caravan i don't got proof but covenants
involved somehow i'll keep poking around but let me know if you find anything
After a long day, nothing beats Deezer's lemonade!
Hey Deezer.
Would you like some free lemonade?
I'll take some.
Enjoy!
you
That can massive threats need 16 batteries to case the turd ammo at least four batters will get
You gotta juice the next big attack recommend one compound team recovers from Stockton
Retrieval take out the fog hill Raiders need a permanent ray of solution though the grave volume subject as they may be a target
investigate investigate bunker hill deal
And this is the same before
What do we have?
Dealing with depression, the twelve stages of grief, and some self-help books.
Quite the library here.
What do we have?
Dealing with depression, the twelve stages of grief, and some self-help books.
Quite the library here.
we had dealing with depression the 12 stages of grief and some self-help books
quite the library here is that really it I wish I could unlock that but I'm just
so stupid
is this what you do?
honest saying it's not even working this motherfucker expects me to split the money with him bro
are you HI?
It feels like Anastans getting a knife in the back.
Has anyone in chat ever had squirrel before?
It's good to see a new face around here.
Oh, fuck.
Guest territories with faces well pointed and friendly.
Mr. E. Neven offers free lemonade for a large-fair revenge.
Extra city bags to be provided.
We're gonna start with Mr. Fitzgerald.
Young community formed by like-winding individuals dedicated to a certain quality of life
that's been gone for too many years,
a second grade in our shared vision
of how to work in old-fashioned hospitality
since the walls have come up.
With some more and more traders,
our store offers a wide variety of trade goods
at Rockland and Price's.
If you find it cheaper,
I'll switch it to Lester and we'll be right there for us.
He is a dog!
We often get asked what the state test,
what is it, why is it necessary?
City and arts is our number one concern here.
State test is how we maintain it.
The test is designed by some of the old world's greatest minds,
good detailed psychological profile of its participants.
People fail the test for all sorts of reasons.
Anti-social tendencies, vulgarity and mental health.
To name a few, often they'd just be, they'd be just fine if we let them in, but we're extra cautious to ensure that only good quality folks like ourselves get to enjoy the comforts of COVID.
In other words, all for your safety.
Another new color.
Welcome.
Mr. Fitzgerald.
We don't tolerate violence or vulgarity.
Stay clear of those and we'll get along just fine.
Hey there.
Well, hello, stranger. The name's Jacob, and I run this town.
Glad you passed the test.
Our door's always open to good, quality people.
You can use one of the beds in the guesthouse, and you should visit Penny's store.
This place looks too good to be true.
To compete with Diamond City and Bunker Hill, we offer something they don't.
Comfort and civility.
Stay here, Espel, and you be the judge if it's working.
You might want to stay clear of Mr. Dan.
I've had some complaints about him.
Ah, he's chill. He's chill.
I'll talk to whoever I want now.
It's not like that.
Just trying to help you out.
You have a good stay now.
Yup.
I want you to think twice before, uh...
Suggesting stuff to me, bitch.
Heheheheh.
People that break our rules, rest leave.
Shut up.
I don't care.
I'm looking for evidence.
It's good to see a new face.
Food is good.
Red Wizard needs food.
That's it.
Is it illegal to be in here, though?
Jacob's password.
Yoink. Covenant house key. Yoink.
I'm just gonna steal that to be Spike.
Yoink.
Governor reminder, whatever bad happened to you in the past won't happen here, but we've
got a job to do.
We need word of mouth to express how eventually dozens of people a week come through here.
So some guidelines.
Be welcoming, but don't make visitors uncomfortable and the opportunities to encourage visitors
to bring their friends exploits.
Never talk about synths.
Never talk about the institute.
What's a synth?
Why are they afraid of them?
Um, guys?
We get along just well with passersby.
Like I always say, give someone a free meal, safe place to bunk up, and some stability.
Hey Dan, this whole place has got me on edge. I hope you found something on the caravan.
People here are real sensitive about synths.
What is a synth?
You must be new around here.
Synths are synthetic people made by the Institute. Real advanced machines.
Might as well be human because no one can tell the difference between them and us.
Everyone in the Commonwealth is afraid of synths, and the Institute.
Come to mention it, I've been here a long while, and nobody's even briefed a word about them.
That is odd.
So, what's the Institute?
Ask three different people, you get three different answers to that.
Wildly different.
Most people believe the Institute's behind every manner of ill in the Commonwealth.
Sister disappears, or you lose your bromance.
The Institute.
Settlement murdered in the middle of the night. The Institute.
But I've never met a single person that has proof about any of that.
But there's no denying synths are real enough.
So the Institute's infiltrating us, and I doubt they're doing that for our own good.
I found out about a compound. The caravan survivors may be there.
Great. Now we just need to find it.
If anyone would know where this compound is, it'd be Jacob. He runs this town.
But he doesn't have the best memory.
I saw him once reading a slip of paper while entering his password. Maybe you can find that.
I already did, fuck you.
We'll talk later.
Mr. Fitzgerald treats our mission as seriously as I do, if only I could do something about
his wife.
Mentioned the synths as undesirables, altercation with Ambell, frequent negative comments about
other personnel, and other places in the Commonwealth specifically diamond city, so we recommend
for warning one trader about the institute and their ways.
Mrs. Fitzgerald was not extremely effective in a role I'd request that she be re-signed to the compound,
but she's married to Mr. Fitzgerald, so her permanent posting year is required to be done by figuring enforcement remissions.
Positional contraband on three separate occasions.
General anti-social behavior is made visitors uncomfortable.
Like, if it's cutting off here, is there a way to see more?
Is there a comment on her nervousness and jumpiness? Very compassionate, could that be a problem?
You can click.
It's not working.
I'm not a specific concern about Dr. Montgomery looking at her, I have no idea what she's been through.
Careful. You guys can handle that word.
It's one that keeps himself worked directly for the compound and administering the tests
and has such high of no idea who he was or how to help him. He keeps himself strictly
apart from the community.
The boarded five compound runs due to a fisherman named unknown who has stationed himself at
Mystic Pines Pond.
Mr. Huntley reports his new favorite fishing hole is directly on top of the compound entrance.
The Stockton Retrieval Team was almost spotted by the outsider I recommend.
I killed that guy.
Yes. We will do that.
Hey Dan, some people up ahead. I'll follow your lead.
Oh. Hi.
Tell ya.
Oh, you're back. Isn't Covenant just the best?
Do you have time for some questions?
If it'll help. Sure.
Does Covenant have some sort of problem with Synth?
since since I I mean no the test to make sure that none of those get in here they
promised who is they there I really shouldn't be talking I've got work I
have to go
I said about Mr. Dad. He's not the best influence.
Can I ask you some questions?
Ask away.
Does Covenant have a problem of sense?
Shouldn't everyone have a problem of sense?
But there's none of those things here.
Rest assured.
You ever hear of a compound?
Why, that sounds interesting, Stranger.
But I can't say I've ever heard of a...
compound, was it?
Do you know anything about a missing caravan?
about those Stockton people? I told Mr. Dan many many times we never saw them.
I have to go. You have a good day.
Where's the shopkeeper?
Oh, hi. What's up? I'm covering.
Long day, nothing fits Jesus lemonade!
Hey Deezer.
Would you like some free lemonade?
I'll pass.
Hey! Hey Penny.
Enjoy your stay!
Yes
Outerly awful things from some
Guys, she's not as scent the the personnel file said that she is extremely bigoted against scents
What Jacob mind what I said about mr. Dan why didn't he say that?
When we asked him about the compound he uh, welcomed?
Pretended not to know.
Just stay clear of the compound. Please.
What's happening?
We don't tolerate violence. Don't think I can take this.
Steer clear of those and we'll get along just fine.
Fuckin' bitch-ass cat block of me, dude.
When does this store open?
What, Dan?
This shit ain't even open- what is happening?
It's Sunday, bro. No work. No way. You don't know it's Sunday. Shut up.
69
That's really strong, bro, what is happening?
Tell your friends about
1102 2087 in fact is a
Nice try but it's 2287.
Bitch.
Mere, mere, mere.
Locked in?
Locked up because of quest progression?
all right remove the marker
how do I remove this bitch-ass marker
Alright, what's our quest to actually say, find the Covenant Compound, we've found it.
Tell ya.
Do you need to use my tools?
How everyone hates it.
Hey Dan, let me check the compound.
Alright Dan, sorry it took me like a day to get ready.
Caramans I haven't even heard anyone.
Hehehehe.
Hey you want some bathtub water?
Mmmmm.
That's good.
That is good.
Is there a guard here? I want to go pee and get some coffee.
Any shop is usually the first stop.
I wanted to lockpick this guy, I mean pickpocket this guy.
That's all for this video. Thanks for watching!
I'm ready to go tonight, the other party online, with me in the rain.
It ain't no rain, it's not your oil, yeah
Truth and doubt, don't believe I can't get scorn
Nothing like it's over, prove it to me
Oh yeah, I feel it like
I feel it just as right
Just like that's your mind
Jumping out of the shit, can't help but move out of the
Don't stop music, my love
Keep it up, so high and high
you
I
Oh
Dan help
Speak only when spoken to
Subject is ready for baseline testing chained up on the other side
Answer the questions quickly
Answer the question
I don't know. I don't know. Shine stuff. I
Damn those people are here.
Ignore him, you say?
Fascinating.
We talking.
What just happened?
The intruder must be
eliminated.
I can make that jump and I don't know about you
I
Can make that jump you can make that jump
I'm wounded. How about some mac and cheese to take the edge off?
Hmm
Chatching baby
Relax
No, we don't!
Reloading.
No way.
No question.
God damn it. I've run to save.
I don't know. I don't know sign stuff. I... take your hip.
more heavy as day.
Fascinating.
Jesus!
What's happening?
Show yourself. What is this music?
Oh.
Yep.
Still going.
Yep.
Why?
The intruder must be eliminated.
Can I look at your head, please?
Reloading.
Okay, advanced 10 millimeter pistol.
What's so fucking advanced?
It's just way more dangerous.
What is up with the music?
Uh, diss-rag.
Are we cool, Dan?
He's got a ball-ass gun, dude.
A swag gun, even.
You know I don't use the word swag, Laila.
What the...
...missions must be protected.
Yep.
Take...take that!
Now pardon me while I eat some, uh, crispy squirrel, bitch.
Danny might not want to stand there.
Hey!
I see the dog. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to shoot you.
Can you talk to her?
Damn, look at that user's cover.
I shot her behind the gut.
The intruder must be eliminated.
Alright Dan, I'mma leave this one to you, okay buddy?
Okay, go get him.
Good work, good work.
And here you are.
My life's work on the Burjit ruin all because of your efforts to find Stockton's...
...suppose it, your...
...you do know she's most...
German Waffle Dicks for 7?
Yes.
If you are more than a hired gun, perhaps we can stop this before it's too late
We don't know who Amelia is but Stockton's daughter is a synth. Why else do you think we attacked her caravan?
After testing we have well over a 70% confidence level of our initial diagnosis
I'd have to perform an autopsy to be sure
uh go on what would you do if your family was destroyed by a synth right in front of you when
you were but a child would you roll over and accept it or would you do something about it
what happened bro what happened to you traumatized city a lifetime ago my parents and eight others
were massacred by someone. At first, we thought the maniac was human, but that was the day
we learned of the institute's latest creations. The synths. As long as the institute walks
invisibly amongst us, they strike without warning, and control us from the shadows.
I've dedicated my life to devising a test to detect these hidden synths, to root them
out so they can be extinguished. Isn't that a goal worth fighting for?
A war really? Is it that bad? Hundreds of kidnappings over the years. Ask the
survivors if it's really that bad. And there are so many other tragedies that
It may be their responsibility as well.
Who really knows what the institute is responsible for?
And how do they manage to keep us in the dark?
A living synth is indistinguishable from a human by any medical test yet devised.
But it turns out psychology can detect a difference.
Enter this safe test.
The test is in its infancy, but through sacrifice and perseverance, our success rate is improving.
If you can get that test to work, that could be a game changer.
And then everything we've done will be justified. Covenant is many things.
A refuge for the broken people left in the wake of the Institute's rampages.
a place of safety and healing.
But most importantly, it is our one chance
to end this age of paranoia.
I will make you a deal.
If you let me dispose of stuck in sin
and continue our work,
I'll match whatever reward you were offered.
I've had my fill of crazy honest contract.
No deal.
Fortunate for me, I wasn't talking to you.
You side with this nut job
and we're going to have a serious deadly problem.
Hmmm.
Would Steve Fuck hate sense?
Yes.
Continue your work then. I wish you hadn't said that.
Ow!
Help, bitch!
I got a cool gun, check it out.
P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p!
That f**king hurt.
How about some grilled rat-roach stick they have dropped, dude?
What?! What are you doing?!?
I'm certainly autopsying
Confirmed!
No, can't!
I kinda wanted to talk to him.
You'll find Covenant has a lot more to offer, since we've come...
to this old statuette.
She was a synth!
She was a synth, dude!
Dr. Chambers.
The Synth Menace must be dealt with.
That's it?
The Synth Menace must be dealt with.
Pocketed Girded Leather Chestpiece.
still tracking subject boy give us the order
hmm
Bonkata!
We talked how are you done?
Doctor Chambers.
The Synth Menace must be dealt with.
Thirty-six percent chance to steal.
I'm sorry.
36% chance to steal.
Ooh, let's make some drugs.
Buff Tense.
For 8 minutes.
And then we have Psycho Jet. That's our character's personal favorite drug.
Ultra Gel
I'm gonna make some molotov Robot repair kit, don't care
Syringering them out
Cooking up dope in the crock-pot-pot-pot I knew you were a fuckin' synth, bitch
I didn't know, but I'm going to pretend like I didn't know.
So, we're done.
I want to wear a bunch of pocketed stuff to have more carry weight.
Oronish dain.
Noob down.
Well, see you later.
Steve Buc seems like the type to retroactively justify his decisions.
Okay, to be fair, Commander Buc really tripped in millions of subs.
To be fair, she just instantly killed her.
I didn't even get a chance to speak to her.
I kind of wanted to speak to her
So I could learn their synth tricks so I could be prepared in the future
You know what I mean
I
Was worth 20 to intelligence lab coat dub
Let's get the hell out of here
I kind of misunderstood the uh
What is up with the music is this my radio is that on I think so now I don't mind listening to the music we got turned down
Barber Danber Danber do be do be do be do be do be do boobie do boo
I misunderstood the...
The notes we found.
So these guys are just like synth hunting vigilantes in a little town.
How do I get in there?
There's no local map.
How do we get up there?
We've been up there.
Get a hollowed out tape?
I've actually heard that one.
I didn't feel like listening to it again.
Uh huh.
He said.
Yippee!
We did it!
Which way was that?
It was this way.
A doi.
I gotta sell some stuff.
Well, you guys have a good one.
Sorry for killing you.
I feel like that was kind of unnecessary.
Is the fusion core already got it?
Uh oh.
Slash me teleports across the water.
She thinks person
I'm a hero returns as hero
Hello stranger you got anything that ails you up
Yeah, what's feeling off today? What can you tell me? Hmm? Oh, it is cheaper too much real quick
and
now is there anything else bothering you
who are not one of the two
take better care of your
doctor patricia
hello stranger you got anything that ails you
i'll fix you up for a fee
order some supplies doctor
alright
but go easy on the chems
What?
Still can't get in there.
Oh my god.
Mr. Fitzgerald.
Biggest diamond safe.
Test.
Jacob.
So I picked the good guy.
Choice.
But outsiders may not clearly see the sacrifices that are necessary to protect the Commonwealth.
I'd like to help further if I can.
Actually, I was wanting to help you.
We'd be honored to fly the Minuteman flag and contribute further to the safety and welfare of the Commonwealth.
I haven't told you about that.
Jacob, mind what I said about Mr. Dan.
Alright, buddy.
How did he know?
You think humans are good?
A doi?
I'm human.
A doi?
Oh, do we?
Well, surely we can get in the shop, right, fellas?
Ha ha ha, why is this happening?
This has to be a bug, right?
I'm a loser.
This is a bug for sure.
What's the, uh...
Man.
It's really strong.
Click the door.
Oh.
Enjoy your stay.
Hey Penny.
There you are! Everyone's abuzz about you after your visit to...
Well, you know. I'll give you the friends and family discount, honey.
I'll take a look.
It's not a bug. Okay, Elaborator, I'm gonna call you stupid fuck.
Alright, you've got ten seconds.
They made it perks for you to take yeah you tried you tried you tried you tried that
is a word. A series of words. Wait. Up to right now. I want the hat. And maybe this.
Damn, Treaded is way more defensible.
Okay, I can't really afford anything but the helmet though.
Firm, mania, mania, mania, mania.
Sort by Val.
Nah, okay, I...
The synth component is only plastic, huh?
weird
Why is that we can buy some 45 ammo
This is hardly a discount dude
Hmm
Nah.
I'm gonna buy some 45 AMA.
Use some drugs.
Why is this one different?
See this?
Blah, blah, blah.
Give me my money.
Ummm.
Did six caps per bullet?
Yeah fuck you bitch.
Goodbye.
And now, it's time to teleport.
WHAM!
Just find a nice spot of ground and plant whatever you've got.
Anything fresh will be a great change for us.
He's parked a brick now.
Hmm.
Let's make a bunch of pocketed stuff.
Yes, sir.
Let's put what we got on first.
Boom.
Okay, I know we got more remember to sign some
Good up
What's that?
Where's the hammer?
The hammer's here?
What's that thing we got?
And then they modify it.
How do they take care of the crops?
I need looking after...
When you get a run on...
I don't got a right leg, dub.
I'm sure we're going to harvest anything.
Okay, what do we have?
Chest.
Right leg, left arm.
Oh, yeah.
I did left leg, or, I mean, uh, radar.
Oh, we can paint it.
Wow!
Onclave.
And yeah, I hear my fucking underwear, dude.
What am I missing?
Uh, helmet...
And clothes.
What clothes can we wear with this?
Nothing new we have on us, I think.
Can we wear this? Probably not.
We can wear long johns.
The military patis?
Oh yeah, look at that.
I was in the armory.
I so fucking fat.
Rude.
Scrap it.
Put this shit away, finally.
What's our carrying capacity?
240, dude.
I think realistically it only went up a...
I'm gonna keep these...
They went up a little bit because the armor weighs something.
We'll go buy that freaking helmet, dude. Why the heck not, dude?
Check vault suit mod options?
I'm not wearing it cause it looks stupid.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Uh, what is the purpose of Scattered?
beam splitter it becomes a shotgun
man I already have a shotgun
photon exciter adds burning damage that seems really good
Yonk?
Proof damage size accuracy and recoil.
Yup.
Improved sight shrill.
No, no. Actually, we'll do that. America.
It sounds cool.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Me.
Kind of still have a weight issue, though.
How much armor do we have is this like her body part or what it looks like it is.
and all your mods into the bench, they are heavy?
What?
The flug?
I didn't realize I was like...
I didn't realize they were getting deposited in the inventory.
Hey, he's still in there, bitch!
Let's go back to Covenant.
Give her some drugs.
I don't speak to the homeless.
Is the epic ambulance a little bit?
So...
Excuse me.
I've got a few minutes to browse.
take your pick champion left arm
what the fuck
what the 19k what the fuck
hmm that seems pretty good it's cheap too
I'm gonna get the helmet though
No way I could pick this
Bedtime for everyone
Yep. Is she in there?
Yep. Why does this happen?
Enjoy your stay.
My favorite shopper. Need anything?
Yes. Let me see what you got.
Best deals around.
We look cool.
Any Disagreers pulls out gun.
We'll see how we look with the Hellmarino though.
Okay.
Still got the sunglasses on.
That's pretty swag.
Hello, stranger. You got anything that ails you?
Shut up. I'm the wasteland wanderer, dude.
The only thing that ails me is that not enough blood has been spilled.
Let's gooooooooooooo here!
After we look through this house, which I am now claiming is my house.
Let's go kill that droid.
I wonder if we can set robots on fire, I doubt it.
What's our weight?
I'm so fucking weak!
Where's the carry weight one?
Or what?
Hell no.
can I take drugs and then get that perk? does that work? probably infrabluary for so
no cringe
guys you can't get in the house it's fake house
Wow, there it is.
Big Ben.
What's up?
You're on fire now, bitch.
Not anymore!
Bloodleaf.
Don't touch the water, it'll...
You'll contract testicle cancer.
found someone's house. Wow. Had looking extra glossy today? Thank you. I polished it. Thanks,
bro how bad is this surely there's something down here right
nope
okay bro get out of the water I've had enough
What do we got here?
Looking like double slash hammer.
Workshop?
Dude.
I got a camp.
Seems like there should be mines on this road, guys.
Like a piece of shit.
Stop!
Take that.
Bum-Bum!
Gunstar reminds me of Godzilla charging his beam.
I'm not familiar with the Godzilla lore, so...
I can neither confirm nor deny they sound the same.
He has radiation lasers?
Okay, what's the lore behind Godzilla having radiation beam?
I see like a little cross here.
Let's go for the cross.
Actually, let's go for this.
Oh, World War II.
Oh.
It's a cigarette factory
Really?
Watts consumer electronics
BOOM
Hmm, it's robots boys.
Well, well, well.
So bright.
How come there's no filter when I'm wearing a sunglasses?
Orbon.
You see, that's DEVCOM. That's DEVCOM right there, guys.
I hate that. I hate that.
That's a lamp?
It would appear that you guys did not notice in Concord that most of the doors I could go through
I had a lamp on the ground in front of them to highlight the fact that they were doors
that could be interacted with.
Indeed, it would appear also that you missed out here.
You see, this is why I'm a better gamer than you guys are.
Light outside of door.
Again.
What can I say?
You noob.
Free warm money, baby.
You'll have her dead.
Um guys
I don't want to go down here yet. Hmm target spotted
Oh fuck
The ambient music is bad, oops.
Got it.
Oh yeah baby.
Whaaaaat?
It's one drink that bottle and then put it back by the way. Why would they do that?
That doff not makes sense
Me with milk in the fridge
Why do you do that, bro?
Security gate expert no problem. Oh time to one dig it
Disregard.
Yes!
Ba-blow!
Yoink?
I'm rich.
I can't wait to nuclear bomb some unsuspecting people.
I don't know if these things are alive or not, hang on.
I'm getting a hit marker when I shoot them. 4k.
Also, I did set it on fire, which is also weird.
I don't take that.
Terminal.
Whiskey.
Mmm.
Dog food.
Mmm.
Just out on the cabinet, huh?
What?
Leave your payment at the drop-off site, S-I-G-H-T, and the amount we discussed.
Don't get cheap on me now, these are some high-grade robotics I'm getting for you.
Disable military protocols.
Dear asshole, I quit.
on it Felix. That's all took.
Well, ooh, six missiles. Oh boy!
Pick up the fan why?
Where do they break down into is it?
Oh, it screws?
How much do these weigh?
Three!
What the?
Three!
What the...
Eugh!
They're heavy but bustin'.
Alright.
The Black Devil, volume one.
The Devil coming.
by day he's a hard-working janitor cleaning toilets at the local police
station by now he's a commonly fighting superhero here to uphold the our core
values of truth tax loopholes and the principles of the free market
to your watts brand radio to AM 810 loves all songs to celebrate America
Yeah, what the fuck is this?
Seems like we've been fighting operators ever since I moved back home.
Bastards are like roaches.
You kill one and ten more crawls.
They're cracks.
I asked Pao, he dealt with them.
He said he didn't have to.
Back in the day, there was this guy.
They called him the Black Devil and he made it his mission to drive all raiders out of
Commonwealth.
Whenever you needed his help, you just tuned your radio to his station and there he'd be.
So naturally, I wanted to know what happened to him, Pao said he didn't know.
About a year ago the radio went static and it's been radar heaven ever since.
The last week I was at the old Watts building looking for scrap, came across this display
that mentions the devil by name.
There were also a couple of holiday tapes which I couldn't make heads or tails of so I asked
my cousin Richie for help because he's good at this stuff, he thinks the tapes might have
music in them, a way to summon the devil.
The board by one of the holiday tapes mentions two races, AM810 and FM 52.7.
10 to the old relay towers with the same numbers as northeast up here. Maybe we can use it to send up some music
Back to the station
Let me know here just in case probably gonna be there. I'm
We gotta bring them back
I'm sorry, I'm very un-machinized with the mechanism, I'm using the intended guide robot
to do this, you know, press the detonation and watch them explode.
Okay, but like, how though?
Maybe in the next room?
Meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh, meh.
The black devil!
Military ammo bag.
Yellow plate.
Yep, in case any Europeans are in chat, that's kind of like the theme song of America playing
right now, so.
Maybe pay some Hespect.
We don't care.
Okay, but you do, though, actually, I can see, like, that you're, like, trying not to
cry right now as you type that, so.
It's whatever.
it all out big dawg
Chatter son eat you get an AC
alright man alright
benad milked and threw you up old street and saw my lads
BAMBORG
My house is air-conditioned you know what I'm gonna need you guys to stop
I'm sick of it it's what they want
I've been seeing a lot of videos from a guy who does uh, end fish reviews.
I'm NGL, that shit looks kinda good man.
You love that guy?
Dude.
Holy man.
Yeah, he's got the dog.
He's British.
There's a couple of them. Actually, so like a couple years ago there was actually a different
guy who was American who was doing reviews of like brands and shit of like canned fish
fish makers. No! So what do we need? We need armor. How much is deep pocketed? Is it like
only it so regular pocket it is 10 do you think it's just 20
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
ultra light build
just saw something disregard
You might cut that whenever you open console in game?
Yeah, because my OBS mute button is tilde.
That's okay.
I didn't say anything worth saying.
What the?
What?
Huh?
What?
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. It's cool!
Yo, I got some loot. Yo, I got some loot!
Dog shit rolls. How is this your first legendary?
Dude, it's not dude. It's not.
I've gotten so many actually.
And they're all really cool.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
So where is the music coming from, the display upstairs, or what?
Circuit board.
Look how I'm hearing it so clearly.
Total hacks.
the Protektron hacking source code.
I'll be shooting them.
Activate demo mode.
Server offline.
I'll ask you to turn off the military protocols on the robot ship, but we got last night so we can put them in demo mode in the store.
How hard could that be? You know computers.
Did we just activate all the robots?
Good.
Ender cell release for some of them?
Urgh!
Swag.
Nice.
Guys, I got the little 10, dude. I just got an achievement.
Wahoo!
Beastly nuisance!
Uh-oh.
Mr. Handy's awake and he's pissed.
I need something that increases our damage.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Any Kims you take last 50% longer, I kinda like that as well.
You like rifle man?
Instantly gained 20 maximum health.
We get more damage resistance?
Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.
Find more bottle caps and containers.
That any good?
The chance of enemies exploding in a shower of caps when you kill them.
That's pretty cool.
I want a silenced weapon.
You're ignoring the brainless generic plus x damage purse?
Yeah, I don't know which ones I want to take because I don't know what kind of...
I kind of want to use pistola.
Gunnet?
Parker trying to min-max. That's you by the way. Everyone in the chat simultaneously looks
at you and kind of like looks disgusted. Gun slinger.
Now our pistola does even more damage.
Is there someone who need me to kick their ass?
Uh-oh.
Unidentified intruder detected.
Beginning hostile target.
Identified.
I'm the citizen.
He will not spread the arm.
Where are you fucking aiming at you dumb bitch?
Collie, I got a shot.
Man, man, man.
I'm in I'm in danger
Who is shooting
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
the
It's time to go all out.
I don't like a good hit of Psycho Jet to really get it going, dude.
Where's that jerking that happens?
It's like they're attempting to do a peek.
Uh, right here, right here.
Broke my army piece of shit.
You are deadly, is in progress.
Ewww.
Alright, they were shooting at someone up here.
Why were they fighting each other?
But could I have saved this guy?
Don't care.
Let's go turn on that mother freaking radio station.
Blind.
Why do you say blind?
I've already been up here, chatter.
legendary laser rifle in office.
Okay, that's not funny, guys. This is actually elder abuse, what you're doing.
Not funny, not funny.
The comic on the desk pretty got it didn't I I'm about I'm about to get bathed again
boys whatever dude
A comic is worth turning around for, I will admit.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Welp, you got me, dude.
That feel good.
I didn't go near.
Well, who got who then, hm?
Fool.
There can't be all that's in here.
Oh
Look at high school math teacher no disrespect
Well my very good a math so
It would appear your intuition is flawed.
Weakling.
More like fat PE teacher.
You think you're fucking funny?
I wonder if I can check out this medical place real quick.
I want to mod that removes all of the foliage from this game, does that exist?
Type TG in console.
What does TG do?
old grass.
Check my link, they link the mod that removes it.
Okay, that scrap everything mod means that I would have to manually remove the grass.
I've been like a graphical setting to like reduce the bullyage.
Listen to military frequency AF 95.
even
wait is that kind of music or written?
oh
We're requesting support for EVAC from our position at Cambridge Police Station.
Why did I run, dude? Why did I run?
Our unit has sustained casualties and we're running low on supplies.
We're requesting support for EVAC from our position at Cambridge Police Station.
Clucked up that they disappear after they blow you up, man.
That's so clucked.
Why would they do that?
Automated message repeating.
This is Scribe Hale in a reconnaissance squad, Gladius.
To any unit in transmission range.
Authorization, ARC.
Yes!
Go!
Ooh, I got an achievement. Gather 1000 resources used for crafting.
Wow.
What? You can pick it up after the fact.
It's 0 weight.
Oh, I did not know you could fucking pick him up, but it makes sense, bro.
It makes fucking sense.
We're in Cambridge.
We're in England, bros.
Babosh.
Nice try, game.
No one bottle caps mines me for the fourth time.
Gets away with this.
of
buff out mmm a lander I thought I just saw a shadow I'm freaking
Almost. Guys, I've already been here. I've been here. I unlocked this safe. That mine
was not there before. I walked into this room and then I walked back and it appeared, dude.
In so many minds. Mining away. I don't know what's left to say, I'll say it anyway.
Something, something, Minecraft Survival.
M-m-m-Minecraft Survival?
HeroBrain is right behind you.
HeroBrain!
I keep telling my kid that Hero Brine's in Minecraft.
He knows who Hero Brine is.
This mod's called No Grass.
That's Child Abuse by the way, dude.
My kid's also in this phase where he's like, what if I jump off of this building?
Like in the what if I insert thing here phase where he just says that shit, but he already knows the answer, so
Look at this mod no grass. Hmm removes grass from the entire map
Let's look at the comments
Any plans to have this work for the DLCs
Anyways, he'll be like, what if I do this in Minecraft, like, well then Herobride's
gonna come out.
Hehehe, I gotta insta-kill you and take all your items.
You already know the answer to your question.
So then you'll be like,
No, he won't.
Like, oh yeah?
Then find out.
Oh fuck.
What's up guys?
Oh wait.
Shoot legs.
Really wanna mess with the airbines from SCP-4-335? No.
Alright Steve, I don't wanna...
Alright, come on, man.
Oh, god.
They're beating my ass.
Dude, are we gonna get that faster reload for times two?
Fuckin' bitch.
Uh, hold up.
Whatever.
Reloading!
Okay.
Holy fucking hell, man.
Swag get a kickball
Aww.
He's dead now.
Only the strong will survive...
...level up guns and aim and stop using baby controller aim assist vats.
Hey, it's me. I'm a stupid as fuck chatterer somehow trick the streamer into reading my dumbass ragebait comment.
I say deliberately stupid things in order to elicit a response because I lack anything else of substance to say.
Thank you for reading. I appreciate that.
All right
He's right
Oh guys run a graveyard be careful
It's a skull.
A hospital right next to the graveyard, huh?
Interesting.
Why aren't you dying?
I'm shooting space laser at you, bitch.
Die.
Excuse me.
Oh.
Bro!
I know you didn't.
I don't think he's gonna die from that.
Get up steep bug.
Nice one, idiot.
Yep.
Casual hairbrush on that guy.
Well, I think I contracted giga cancer from that.
Uh, I see some dog meat.
Oh, fuck, it's not cooked.
Squirrel on a stick. Boom.
Okay, we gotta rattle it first.
Oh boy, can't wait to steal a bunch of drugs from this place.
This seems a lot of our uh...
Oh boy.
Display.
How about this?
Still so bright.
What about these piss yellow?
Mexico filter
What about this
Now you guys can pretend we're playing Fallout New Vegas who's there no one
What's in there now? What do you think?
We're kind of low on weight right now
Let's go deep over quick
And then teleport
What the fuck?
No!
That honestly looks kinda good, IMO.
If I'm being TBH, looking kinda good, dude.
Store all junk.
Nothing to disassemble.
Now let's take let's take a let's take a
Yep, yep, gotta finish the animation first wouldn't want to miss that one
Do we scrap it
Nah
Cancell. Left leg. Farewell. You have been scrapped.
Our first legendary... Wow. Just look at it. I can't really tell.
I see it. It's like a little knee pad.
Wow!
Uh, why is our weight as high as it is?
Hell, this junk.
Oh, the food.
Well, you know what time it is, fellas?
It's time to cook.
At the cook station after I save, because I forget.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got a ribeye steak, mad?
Come on some soup.
Oh, fuck.
Noodle cat.
Vegetable starch.
These are purified water.
You high? Motherfucker?
Flex daddy eggs and stuff?
Alright, now...
Oh, I can't store all.
We're going to spam store everything.
Okay, follow me.
You smell me?
Boom.
Swag.
Take that.
Check that. Next time I need to not store my medicine.
Uh... Grab these, grab these.
Grab all of the jet.
I'm a jet maniac.
That's enough recovery food, I think.
Nah.
Let's get our, oh all these nuca colas waste something, huh?
We'll keep these here for now.
Get, gotta have the psycho jet dude, gotta have the rat eggs, gotta have the rat away,
gotta have the purified water.
Uh, gotta have the stealth boys, and just hit, oh, don't need that.
Whatever, we'll keep it.
It's gonna feel like putting it away.
Um, we're good.
swag now we sleep for 24 hours as one does and then I go urinate in my toilet
baggy elixir
ready to work oh dapps you up thanks
I'm liking the game.
Yeah, I know, um, dude, I mean, yes, okay, but let's just be real.
I've barely played it, so.
I got Mama Murphy in the poop box.
I'll see you here.
Bye bye.
What up?
I'm safe, ew, man.
Here's like my water pumps.
Let's crank some free XP real quick, hang on.
You crank that.
I'm pretty sure all of my food is in storage.
Son of a bitch, dude.
I don't know if you can plant that XD.
I know you can plant Pato though.
Surely this works, right?
Hey, no.
There you go.
Two of these plants is worth one raider's life, don't forget that.
I can't plant them.
corn. Oh, they just look different.
K-Rock.
I'll grab the nut for you.
Mudfruit. Keep getting escaped to exit the menu, lol. Omega lol. And then let's grab the Razer thing.
Razor Naga?
Razor Grain.
Boom.
Yep.
You could call me a farmer of sorts.
In fact, you should.
what I identify as. Um, oh yeah, we gotta talk to Code. I don't know where Chode is though.
Oh, what's up Chode dial? No, I didn't mean you though, dude. I meant Smarmy, whatever
his name is. How do you find people in this, bitch? They get the plus one special at your
house, yeah. You can build a bell and misk that summons them. I ring a bell like their
servants? I mean I guess they are kind of servants, huh?
No.
Where is Miscellaneous?
Found it. Are we sure it's not the totem? Or the bus?
Then resources scavenging station extra scavenging production
Huh?
Ramen will tend to stay near their feed truck. Ring together nearby settlers.
Ring a ding, baby.
Moves the fast travel arrival
Arrival point
Boom for those who deserve punishment
Let's put the bell
nice very good oh hey man this place is starting to feel like home now that we
can grow our own food I think we can really make a go with this trouble is
the more we establish ourselves here more of a target we become what we need
is to get some defenses set up then maybe pressed in we'll be able to relax a
little bit what sort of defenses did you have in God we look cool sandbags
turrets whatever you can put together LG
thanks for the build defenses suppose I
will
Bring my cages?
Chance to capture a dog when powered, mole rat mutant hound.
What the fuck?
Weapons Nuka mixer station
Swag defense turret
I determined
Heavy machine gun, let's get some regular ones dude.
Put it on the roof?
I can't have an idea.
cool
hahaha
where'd he go?
I just want to trade a few things.
Sturgis.
Thanks for doing that.
We'll all sleep better at night knowing we have some defenses set up.
It's been a long road.
But yeah, I think this is it.
Oh.
I just got an idea!
Give me experience as long as I have this shit.
Ding!
What was that? There's something else I was gonna do but I cannot recall specifically.
Reload? Nah, I can't do that one yet.
I need to be level 28.
Check max level nuclear physicists.
Oh I don't use power armor anyway.
See fuck distrust technology.
Working charisma lets get higher merchants.
Unfortunately, we have one charisma.
We do this.
I mean, how much better is it, though?
Maybe we, uh...
Let's crank some pickpocket.
Yeah.
I wouldn't do that.
Alright.
How do I move it again?
I think I have it backwards.
How do I assign someone to this?
Go press E on a person?
why is it oh I know why
Oh, oh, yes, good enough.
This is very important, you guys will see why.
Fuck.
It's not the milking chamber, dude.
of
I need to assign someone to this.
I need a volunteer.
I got something a bit different for you.
Our scouts have found a promising spot for a new settlement.
Once you clear it out, set up a radio beacon to let settlers know about it before you know it.
We'll have a thriving new farm instead of wasteland.
We'll take back the Commonwealth, one piece at a time.
Hey there. I've heard of another settlement that's in trouble.
Oh, yeah?
You can use all the support we can get, so see what you can do to help.
Is there something you need?
Come with me. I need your help.
Sure thing, General. I think the folks here can manage on their own now.
Thanks to you sure. Oh fuck. He's my companion
Hey, wait there. I'll stand ready
And hey
Relationship I think it's best if we want it
Yes, you know where to find me if you need me
I hate you on her I need to assign someone to this to the sign them in the workshop menu
Oh
Fuck I moved it
Who put the robot in there?
Why isn't she doing what I tell her to?
I don't know what that guy called me or a bad word, naughty word.
None of them are going into the pillory!
At least it's not raining.
They better be in there when I get back.
At least you listened to me, Cosworth.
Friendly NPCs won't go in there.
He ran at it though.
Oh, I see.
So because they're like special NPCs, there's...
Okay. We'll come back to this. We'll come back to this.
Mr. Fox, welcome back, sir. I thought you were able to find some assistance in Compton.
You could say that. I made a few new friends.
I can't have enough of those these days. I realize that I know Mr. Gutsy, but if needed,
I'd be honored to accompany you throughout the Commonwealth. Just say the word.
I'd like to trade some items.
Hey.
Okay you good?
You good?
Excuse me.
Minus 200 carryweight?
Fuck dude.
what was this this might be yeah ghoul problem wow
Oh
Okay, at least it's on his work
Well fatso sorry
Well Northwest we go
I'm going northeast guys, it's the wrong direction.
I need to go northeast.
Oh, do I?
Did I dare anyone to cross me right now?
Holy fuck.
It's not gonna be good for them.
combat rifle. Uses 45. Ways 11. Laser pistola? 45, huh? What? Cato. Rested piss losers.
Hehehe.
Oh my god, that worked.
Stop, dude.
Noob down.
Hey, I'm trying to select him.
Take that.
He gunked on me, dude.
I killed one in the distance. Call me Eagle Eye.
Hmm, no. Okay.
Really?
Is this an insane asylum?
All our...
I think they're super mutants.
I can't tell.
pretty sure they are.
Where's he have a bomb in his hand?
Was that a new gun?
I killed them all
time to die hang on
so I'm back up here
Let's see if you swing that weapon now, fool.
of the super mutants I knew to go
who
Who's a suicider?
Neat.
Did the full name?
I can't even read it.
How much ammo do you have?
Eww.
Medford Memorial Hospital A.
Uh, how come my light's not turning up? Ohhhh...
Well, look at that!
He got a bomb.
Uh-oh.
Dumbass Super Mutant Bitch!
I am Super Mutant too, but I am!
You are just like the rest of us.
It is.
Watch it.
You dare.
Soon I will beat you.
But hey, you disappear.
Never go barefoot.
Super Mutant.
I do it.
EEEEEEEEEERRRR
DIE!
Keep the block back.
Top.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Dog down.
Rad roach up.
Where are you shooting from?
Oh, hey!
Uh...
You're best.
Oh fuck.
And then let's use you.
Oh, I can't see.
I can't see.
Dude, they're all after me, man.
I have the wrong granada equipped.
Hold on, let me eat some food real quick.
Let's chill.
Bitch.
Stingwing meat.
Recoil compensated harden piercing.
Automatic typewriter.
Is my character high? What is that?
Seems good for what we're doing.
I've got a 3 for you.
Oh, we chill now?
Left hand bone.
There's so much shit everywhere.
Let's pick up some bones.
Spine.
These guys were not please.
We also need a bunch of rad roach.
Let's gooooooooooooooooo.
Let's do downstairs first.
I don't want to use that.
SteveFuck does not even trust elevators, dude.
Oh, fuck.
Guys, what do you think those meatbags are made from?
Oh, my Jesus!
I dare you, bro, dare you, bro
Guys, he's not coming out!
Got him, ass!
Boom!
I'm gonna kill him.
Something he doing?
Oh, big ball there.
What's this?
What is that?
You need 10 luck to get it?
No.
What is it?
I think I'm going to get the perk that makes my drugs last longer.
Gives 20 HP.
Like max HP?
There's gonna be a tippy cow below, what the hell?
We got a local map?
head in, just looped around, we going up stairs dude, there's like six more, what have I done?
Haha, that was all really dumb.
Excuse me. Sorry, I'm drinking a Coca-Cola.
What the- did you want to cook the fucking grenade you dumb bitch?
Oh you mad?
No you what?
I got me mad!
Eeww.
Yeah, I don't think so, pig-dog.
The Commonwealth belongs to Steve Buck.
T.M.
Is this worth anything?
It's got a name.
It's got a bunch of stuff in the tank.
It's a cool looking board.
I'm just waiting to step on a trap here, fellas.
Hold.
hold? always checkin' the bucket guys
ah come out come out wherever you are
Are
Oh fuck
What are you aiming at?
human well time to eat some food red roach
I think I gotta come cussing.
That might be all of them, fellas.
Blum.
I've never seen soap.
Surely it's valuable.
I feel like I've been here.
I haven't been here.
I kinda like this scope a lot.
I don't like the weird hollow setting up.
On the Piscola.
That shit sometimes feels like it does not shoot where I am shooting.
Oh, but I can do that!
Wait, it doesn't come back?
No, it doesn't.
Amen.
Whoa.
Ooh.
Big time drug loot.
Surely these things break down to something valuable, right?
They weigh five each too.
That's crazy.
Wowzer!
Oh, I think that might be it.
Didn't quite get the- the simpaks that I wanted, though.
Yoink!
Guys?
I learned that that is flammable.
So be careful.
trying to make some drugs. Never mind, we can't make any of the cool drugs.
What are these breakdowns here?
That seems important.
I guess I will tell that this is a lower frame rate than everything else.
No?
Sweet.
No?
Sweet.
I don't want to shoot any pipe, but I want to shoot the actual guns, dude.
This is just 308 ammo.
You pass up the honey rifle?
Yeah I know.
Yeah if we can know dude.
Now I think that's it.
Onion rings are french fries.
Honestly, I kind of like, I kind of bored of french fries, so I might do like an onion
ring.
I think we're good here.
So quirky.
I'm not trying to be court gives, but I'm french fried out, dude.
I'm like, are you fat fuck?
What is this?
Is this not the operating room?
The thing?
Wow, that's pretty hard to see.
Theater's in the basement. Ooh.
I think we're... surely we've already been there.
I wish I had a map.
So I could see stuff, holy moll, dub.
River Hosephalic themed birthday party?
I don't know if I'm that into Fallout, dude.
Got it. Yay!
Missile.
Hunting rifle.
Uses 308.
Wing-ass scope.
All right, where's the super cool item that increases my maximum stats I'm waiting for?
Wodka.
I can unlock this, smile.
Let's see here.
design. There we go. Wait, I want to manually unlock it, whatever.
Where's the fucking safe?
Oh, it's a lot of 45.
And we had a revolver.
What does it sound like, dude?
That's important to me.
I mean this one's just better.
Rawr.
Wait that sounds cool.
Yeah.
Welcome to the team, fellas.
Uh, yeah.
Raw.
Where the fuck am I?
My rifle also uses 45.
I took the, uh...
Gunslinger, trade.
I mean this looks like an operating room but...
Raw.
Be free now, medical robot.
I'm through.
Okay.
Choose personality mode.
Construction worker.
Ayo, I'm workin' over here.
Powering up, protectron on duty.
Warning, Union violation detected.
Last recorded break was...
9,900.
99 hours ago it's over Philip holy fuck he's got a lot of HP
disregard
how'd we find those ball caps in that big meaty mess
I've been here weak point in the back oh how come that chatter set in the basement but
But it was at literally at the top of the building, hm?
I don't want them on.
There was nothing.
Bitch.
Okay, he got a skull, fellas.
Well.
Go ahead and bind me, speeder!
Now it's time for Cyger.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck you.
Yeah, let's go, dude.
No.
I sense a dog.
Oh, no.
Damn.
of
death
of
my dog senses are tingling currently
Oh, I can smell them.
Where are you?
Where are you, princess?
Spot him.
spot him
what's wrong? haven't learned how to navigate it basically
yeah you like that burn? I just did
The one that made me sound really dumb.
The taunt of the dog.
Whoa!
That wasn't on anyone's body.
That's a chess piece.
Okay.
Heeeey!
Dead guy.
SpongeBob.
Dead guy.
Ooh!
What the?
Okay. Science gun?
Let me get a sip.
We can make people overdose.
I'm in.
the
bolt action pistol
okay this is way more dangerous than ours
where the fuck is it
right here
It's also different in ammo, though.
Disregard.
Super Mutant Helmet.
Cool.
Well, I think that might be it.
Shut up.
How come you guys are shooting helpers?
by Spongebob. Where?
Wall safe next to red chest.
What?
Caps in the middle of the room on the floor.
That guy you killed caps middle of the room on the floor.
a toy I'm worried about missing that magazine
That was a real or you guys just
Or you guys merely
Red safe in ass
Get him and record search those
We're loading!
Above the safe?
Wait, really?
This?
That?
That
Above the sink dummy
Yeah, I'm getting fucking trolled right now you guys doing you guys do it a little trolling right now feels like
Do it a little bit of trolling dude, wow!
Well, we done here.
Yup.
And then there was, oh, he's not done here.
Nice.
Any explosives in here?
Here we go.
Perfect.
Plus 2% limb damage.
dub oh yeah whiskey hmm oh yeah medics oh yeah biometric scanner dude oh fuck
Mentats, got em. You can hide from me bitch.
Dude, I'm gettin' the goo! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Oh my god, of course that was it.
Uh, drink it.
Well, let's go depot.
Goodbye, super mutants.
After I look around for another victim, what if we just sit here and pretend like we're
I human
Holy, this don't do damage.
Ow.
The energy weapon seems to be fuckin' loved though.
I can't take it.
It's worth a lot.
It's got so much shit on it, that's where I need to lead.
I'm gonna drop it.
Maybe.
The super-bean armor's heavy, yeah?
It's not quite swell. It's not that bad.
I was gonna wear it
Goodbye
Well, they're not happy at sanctuary, boys, we're going to do a revolt.
You might don't think so.
They can no move somewhere else.
Ummm...
Left arm?
I mean, why not?
And why not?
Left leg.
Never mind, that's why not.
Hmmmmmm, okay go in there.
I need pockets, please.
Do I have everything?
Looks like it.
The gas mask weighs three, dude.
those from other weapons. Let's see here, hunting rifle. I kind of hate the scope, dude.
what's going on who asked ok
remove that fucking bayonet bitch
i like these sights
oh yeah this requires gunna too
so is this
long life barrel
Superior recoil I
Can take the mods off of sub huh, I don't know why I would
Requel compensate a heart of piercing it reading the rename the ship
I'm going to use this instead of this.
Yeah.
Go away.
Uh, well, go in here, go in here, go in here, go in here, maybe we take the laser pistol
instead of the laser rifle because we got that one damage trait.
Uh,
All action rifle, no.
Let's just scrap this shit, dude.
Maybe eventually.
Uh, you go here.
Pistola.
At least it's not raining.
I want to set them on fire.
That's crazy how much more Ranger gets.
ammo capacity reduce damage
you ought to be careful I can fix most things but people don't fix the we don't
I want a beam splitter.
I'm carrying too many guns, probably.
Maybe not.
I don't need this shit.
This shit's not even like worth carrying.
to
the only half
four forty four bullets to
the army's and all those needs
to do true
boom
and will put like
And then we'll put boom and then we'll freaking put all of these and these might come in handy, actually.
And then we put the mods in here.
Why don't you shut up?
Now we sleep for 24 hours.
What do you want?
Any way to calm my rifle for a pipe pistol?
Put them both away, bitch.
For I had pictures of it, I'm in a box of them.
Funny he thinks for unique counters when it's just me on all of my accounts.
Hmm.
He got me the exhibit.
And I have... oh, I do, above you.
Happy 4th of July?
I don't like 4th of July.
And I hate fireworks.
Uh... let's go here.
My dog no, but I had a dog who was very scared of them. It's fucked up
Can you truly set up a firework
And like dogs at the same time
I don't think you can
Yes?
All right, well, I don't think you can.
Slowcom, Slowcom Joe Corporate HQ.
Oh.
Where is that?
How come there's ever anything in those cabinets?
Is this it?
Where's that at?
ice cream. This is it. No sound. That's the hospital.
Ah, do we? Is there FPS shit or is it me?
Oh, I think it's you, bruv.
Dog detected.
Dog down you dog armor don't care
Huge haul dude
I thought I saw something.
This fire's recent.
Okay, whoop.
I'm so sorry guys, I did not know.
I'll kill her!
Butrus left?
He says but.
But...
Fuck! On a novice lock, you noob!
That's it.
Notice to Slocum Joe's. Slocum's buzz bites. Minus 10 HP.
Can I read it? What is this?
this. Why did it do that?
What's up with like the...
the fucking paper boy
onto the screen like the 90s Windows
Media Maker ship?
We're getting for we will not be we will not be approving the distribution of
relates food prototype recent focus has any night
90% chance of third-degree burns from your hot coffee filled chemically
preserved donuts or buzz bites and essentially cannot be deep safe to the
public you're allowed to resubmit your request in years from you seldom other
issues. Okay. Safe. Nice. Can you please reload? You missed the legendary hand job
I've seen here. There ain't no way.
A recipe.
What?
Yeah, I don't think there was a hand job.
Fella?
You can craft them now?
Yeah, I assumed I would have to like read the recipe.
Well, we're good.
Miss magazine next to Terminal.
That guy's actually fibbing.
Keep fibbing.
I will not be fooled.
Actually missed it.
The last message of yours I read out loud, I read in chat five seconds later
where you said, I made that shit up lol.
Your trust level with me is minus 100 right now. I just want you to know that chatter.
You're going to have to change your question in bro.
What is this?
Can I use it?
Hey, let's raid the armory, dude.
I've been here.
I don't think we went upstairs, though.
Yep.
life insurance checks not rolling in this is my prouner will wish a fat sloth of a
husband had eaten that bullet five years ago
so what happens next up to you beach some shop coyote where he ends up I
don't give a shit I just want him in the ground so long as Johnny senior never
finds out what happened to his little meatball we're set any winter sighted
off me when I'm a cop might I go make an incriminating voice recording of the
crime I committed yeah I believe that
wait is modern center the name of like the strip mall or some shit oh no you
Missed the bobblehead on the route.
Minus one hundred per U as well chatter.
Santa did- Wait, that's a gull.
Uhhhhhhhhhhmmm... guyyyyyyyy?
Okay, he's a boss.
get up you take that bitch
Oh, he did. I see.
Ow.
How about a new controller? Take care, Joe. And then how about another one?
I'm gonna keep mutating here, what is this?
I got a two-ball well well well
What was that?
That was pretty good.
I think.
That was pretty good.
guys what's the meta build I'm trying to play most officially
there's all my food like I ate it all sweet roll
right here
guys what's the meta build whenever I start a new game I like to Google a
build
I want to be competitive
What the?
Don't I the brahman?
Don't I the brahman if you got any sense?
Hey that's mine!
right cast me dude
I got a model.
Oh no, Billy's.
I can't model here.
I can't mod it here.
Everyone loves mac and cheese, bro.
I'm coming.
Italians be eating that shit though?
Bro, I don't give a fuck about what Italians think about food, dude.
Okay, have you seen their pizza? It's like three splotches of fucking uncooked
cheese on tomato bread, dude.
It's used somewhat. Get a grip, dude. This one too.
They put a basil leaf on it.
Okay, you can turn that off now, buddy.
Uh, what was it called?
Fuckin...
Fuck, dude, I don't remember.
Starts with like, oh, right here.
Nope.
Those are the... oh right here. Nope.
Battlefield Log. Oooooohhhh. Like Battlefield 1, dude. Saved gaming, remember?
Wow, that's some really good voice acting.
Tom from accounting killed it there dude.
What is this?
That sounded like a guy in the middle of a heated battle, getting shot at.
You know what I mean?
We gotta go drop our shot off and mod this assassin rifle, dude.
Assassin right below pale.
Yippee!
Oh, we're almost there, huh?
The only battles you've been in are at the lines of Taco Bell, Torda.
I don't like to talk about.
Next question, bitch.
What are you doing?
That's like steel?
Where I keep these?
Keep them for sale.
Into the weapon locker you go buddy.
Boom, boom, boom, uh, yeah.
let's get you uh... let's get you upgraded
did
when you've done that
changes the ammo type to fifty cal
that's crazy
You can change it to 38, too.
Bren?
Let's get, uh, this.
Another day in the Commonwealth.
Okay, so that's not what I clicked.
Wait, what?
Yeah, that.
How did I make that?
I don't have...
I had it in storage.
You better keep your mouth shut about this place.
I can't trust anyone.
I know I'm not the only person here who's lost someone.
I just...
I've lost him so much.
Who are you talking to, Ench?
This thing looks sweet now, holy moly.
I mean, should we put a scope on this?
I kind of don't want to, if I'm being honest.
Glow slide.
The glow site is swagged up.
Uh, right here.
Oh yeah.
Now we talkin' dude.
We got an Eman.
Steve Bucks.
Army, etude, rifle.
Liberal killer.
Army rifle dude that's so swag
wait chatter had a good idea I'm going to iterate on them there we go nice
Nice.
The dog-literator.
Interate steel?
No, like the guy said, dog shooter or some shit.
50% damage to humans.
Yeah, maybe Steve fuck looks down on humans.
You ever consider that?
Hold on, I gotta push the way.
Maybe he sees them as animals.
You guys like my turrets? They look pretty indestructible, man.
Are you arping as a synth?
Nope.
Suska?
Hmm.
Oh yeah.
We're wearing the Fatiguer, it's 155, there's just five in here.
Sweet.
God, he looks so fucking stupid with this shit.
Looks like I'm wearing pajamas.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Oh yeah, let's try cooking.
Plus 15 AP for an hour.
Remove 50 points of radiation.
Ding.
And keep trying to scroll here. It doesn't work.
50% less likely to get addicted when consuming chems.
That seems pretty good.
Gun nut?
Man, I guess.
A freaking guess, dude.
Where is it?
Not there.
Gunnet.
Let's see what we can do.
Alright, I have a Tier 2 receiver on this.
Long light barrel.
I only have three screws.
All right, let's make a count.
I need six screws for this.
Uh-oh.
Suppressor's rank 3 gun though.
Well, I guess we can't do anything fellas.
The dog obliterator.
I want- I want to play a stock on it, so it looks cool.
an item in your inventory with a screw in it.
Let's see here.
Do we have a toy left?
No.
Would it be a desk fan? I only have like three screws.
I don't know where it could be.
Microscope?
Nope.
Tag them for search, how?
Team.
Amit.
In the craft menu?
Ag for search.
Ah, will it permanently have them searched?
Neat.
That's on Cabo Verde vs. Argentina?
Dude, man, I've been thinking about that game all day, bro.
What a performance by number six out there on the field man, holy
Score zero zero doesn't matter dude
Three grown men pretending you have an injury rolling around in the field doesn't matter bro doesn't matter bro
The hot sheriff's apartment
It was 3-2 lol.
Man, I don't fucking care.
I don't care.
I'm gonna go piss real quick.
Let's be loved.
I
What?
So then...
Who's freaking Friday?
cat moving too fast but you see this you're next what next at what
Swagging out, hopefully.
Let's go rescue the black devil or conjure him into existence again.
One of those two.
Oh, yeah.
That's a radiator.
There he is.
I'm gonna look at myself.
I can't do all the moving.
Damn he's cool, dude.
What a stash.
He's hot.
Oh, fuck.
Bad news for you, fellas.
Fuckin' own that guy.
I fucking heard!
Where'd your head go?
Takes your dog tags?
Hey, what's that?
Charisma 1.
Oh, no, they killed him, dude.
Richie's note and music.
Oh man, oh man, I should have never helped Connie with that radio.
Now he's done for.
I was in the bushes when they took him, one of them said they were taking him to that
old police bureau across the river.
Sounds like they wanted to interrogate him.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do now.
I can upload the stars and stripes, but Kai still has the tape with the other music in
it.
He's so clever though, maybe he can find a way out.
Yeah, so I can do his way here and hope he comes back.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
Oh, no! You ain't got sprues right there, boys.
Extend satellite.
of
all
Uh, do I need to eject it?
I don't think so.
Bad TFL Regional Office.
National Guard Training Yard.
Don't mind if I do.
you fool. I sneak attacked the target.
There's a lot of ghouls here, fellas.
Oh, what?
Yoink!
What up
You fucking mess
I think I fucked up. I don't think that was cooked.
Did the mutant dog- Oh fuck!
The mutant dog made his bussing, dude.
Shit.
They didn't bind my rifle, dude.
This guy an idiot.
We got Pid to Spencer Lowell, the dog obliterator.
You know what it is.
I'm here in footsteps.
Shhh!
Dude, what?
Who does this, man?
Uh, let's just do six.
Six
Seven
You're a lot of laser on me. Oh fuck
What are you aiming at, you dumb bitch?
Oh no, I'm done.
Wait!
I saved you.
What's up, guys?
Do you have some sort of medical problem here, or are you just yanking my chain?
I need some supplies, doctor.
You got the caps?
I got the goods.
I don't trust this guy.
We can sell some uh some of these oh 21 dude 21
Take these mines now let's get some steam pack
Let's do this signal first.
I could kill them and take their fit though.
What the fuck dude?
Is it coming from the inside?
Oh yeah.
I'm scared.
of
the
It is currently drug time.
How's the air?
Where is the...
Psycho-G.
Reloading!
Time slows down for a moment while aim.
That's pretty cool.
Why am I still on drugs?
How does it still happen?
It's only supposed to last 10 seconds are there.
Assault writer.
It's not 10 minutes.
Am I in cyber psychosis right now dude?
It's 15 seconds, that was still happening.
That shit was laced.
Uh oh.
Why'd I come in here?
There was a reason.
He's alright.
He's just 5'5'6".
This beep is actually a heart rate right now.
Hehehehe.
I think we're going to OD.
What the fuck?
There was a point
Take another one like that should
Three season course
What do I do
Is there a way to like
It'll cancel if you take another one.
Oh yeah, let's try sleeping it off.
That's a good idea.
Dude, this sleep is going slower because time's slowed down, dude.
You ain't sleepin' on speed.
We're good.
Alright, maybe we just critically succeeded on making that particular psycho.
Particular Psycho Gel.
Hey, where's some 45, dude?
Oh, it's her!
From the, uh, very well voice acted...
Bang!
Oh, that's pretty nice.
Oh
Night Tara Aslan brotherhood of scale recontain 429 alpha serial number 3431
It's been three hours since I set my distress pulse. There's been no word from the Paladin or Ferris
Their objective was a satellite array on the coast. They may be out of range.
My orders were to hold this position at all costs. The entire site has been overrun. The door won't last much longer.
Paladin Brandus, sir. It's been an honor, sir.
Say, sir, again.
BOS equals beast of shit?
Nah, nah, nah, that's not what that means.
Save.
That's it.
Shmoney.
Yellow juice box 647 says I think I pooped my pants.
That's swag.
You guys have a rollerblade?
Is that euphemism?
Or what?
Hehehe.
Be like there's probably something cool in here, meow.
Under the desk.
I'm getting a lot of revolver ammo.
This guy's got screws, don't it?
Typewriter?
One major screw?
Oh, let's go see what this door is.
There's a hidden wall safe behind the painting.
Yeah, jokes on you.
I read your name, and I know you're fucking lying.
Dude.
Bro.
Dumb bitch.
Wham!
I swear I saw something cool.
Oh, there's a second part. Uh-oh.
Guys, we might have to overdose again. Oh, yeah. Okay, bro, okay.
Psycho Jack! I'm addicted to psycho!
Is it still happening?
Is there a way... is there like a console command to clear my statuses?
No cheating. I'm trying to remove the buff that should be gone for me.
Just play like this.
PCL?
Wait one hour?
I can't just wait, I need like a chair or something.
Try to restarting my game or something because this wasn't happening before.
Just press T. It's not working.
Do try reloading.
the globe has screws nice
Okay, let's try... first I'm gonna get rid of the status.
Hold on.
Check my status, Max.
I will next time.
I'm gonna save, quit.
Yeah, I opened with the... the scriptix under.
Weird.
But where the man handler?
I mean, I guess we just test it.
We are...
Show effects.
Damager is this minus 10 minus 1 strength.
Jokes on you, I already have one strength.
They can't go lower than that.
And also, I have a perk that gives me 10 damage resist.
this completely fucking pointless dude if I is there a way to see how long you
have left on the drug
Alright Steve, wasn't that good bro?
Let's just do a regular jet, maybe?
Okay, a war off, alright, let's try Psycho Jet.
wore off. Did it say it wore off?
Okay.
But the time slow wore off.
So the time slow lasts for longer?
Or, sorry, the other effects last for 1 or 15 seconds.
There, there it is.
Okay.
It works as it should now.
Yippee.
Instead of being permanently high.
Shlumped.
Dude, rum's so gross.
Honestly, it's been a while since I had rum.
Maybe rum's delicious.
Logging in.
Remote Door Control. Unlock.
Roman Coke's goaded? I mean, I've had Roman Coke.
It's okay. Goaded? Mayhem's not.
Okay.
The last.
That coconut rum and coke?
Dude, I think coconut rum would actually make me vomit.
I don't I don't fucks with coconut bros
globe
here come on man
What was in there?
Okay, why did you do that?
go flying backwards. Oh hey. Come on, come on on. See if you can hit up 50%. We need
the lighter for oil. Why can I not interact with that? Explain.
Bottle cap.
Book.
I'm hearing some slopping around down there.
He got a lot of HP fellows.
Oh, he passed.
Like a fucking SCV, man!
Am I in her? Oh, my...
Oh!
Do something bro.
Do something, do something, do something.
You're such a nuke.
Actually, kill that, and then kill that.
I'm gonna use the weapon.
What the hell?
Holy fuck it's like it's tough.
You mess.
We're on our fucking ammo, man!
Yeah, yeah.
It's alright, big dog.
You'll be alright.
now.
Radiated blood.
Hmm.
They don't work.
Infuses to become the Hulk. Guys, will that work?
why is there like a why is this over here dude the shit trips me out every
time I'm like oh yeah it's probably something really fucking cool like
cleverly hidden hell no it's just a just a fucking bathroom stall dude
However, yonk.
What's that? Dirt?
This isn't a good apocalypse simulator, dude, for sure.
You would be scared. More difficult to detect while sneaking.
You'd be dead?
Why?
Always forget, hold down shift left click to rotate it vertically.
Pato.
Carrot.
Pato.
That was got gasoline on it dude.
It's fucking ruined.
I ain't got that.
I got the spooky music going.
Bingo-bang-a-bongo.
Mamamamamamamamamamamamamamam.
That's where we came from fellas.
Am I done here?
Dude, it's the golden hour outside, except the sun is red now, so...
is the nuclear apocalypse.
Oh, yoink.
Why no radio?
Um, no reasons.
Give me a little, give me a little bit of rest.
Once I figured out that there was like music, ambient music, dude.
He's never hopped into whip and put on most hardcore dark ambient songs 2023.
And rocked out.
Nice.
Nice, Pompadour wig.
But I have a natural pompadour.
I'm gonna take that.
Well, let's get that out of here.
Still stuck on Cum Jams 1946.
It'd be like that.
Do you think if the apocalypse happened that random bathrooms would have per se kits?
That was a national guard barracks, so it's not really your average B room.
You missed, bro.
We kind of need more ammo for this shit up.
Wait.
Oh my god.
Oh, that was easy.
Cha-ching!
I just wanna see the...
Didn't blow me up.
I wanted to get blown up.
I like to hear that.
Dude.
We're all there.
Alright man, I'll talk to you in a moment.
Kickball.
Maybe we, maybe we use that slow down time gun.
Get a lot of standard ammunition here.
I mean, 50% armor is pretty cool, but what if I can't hit them with my gun?
Is kickball like football?
Yeah.
Nice.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Hey, scope is up.
Long scope.
This is 45.
So a gun like this is kind of, it counts as a right.
Whoa, I missed that.
Post mine.
Oh, wait, hold up.
Oh, man.
Well, I can't kill this guy because he's tramps, maybe I can deploy him.
It's a fucking boss, dude.
You're gonna have to be a little bit faster there, Steve.
Ewww.
Garben Sledgehammer.
Is this shit just steel?
It's got to be, right?
Nowwearmor, don't fucking care.
Pongs have screws?
Oh shit, I didn't see the icon.
Neat.
Good eye, lads, good eye.
Mr. Gutsy model.
Dude, I got a pet.
A pet drop.
Let's do...
Only plastic, though.
25 damage on that. Cool.
I just want a regular revolver.
Did I need one wood?
How does this not have wood?
That thing looks goofy as hell.
There's gonna be like one thing of water out here, right?
Yardstick?
What the fuck was that?
I remember seeing it.
Oh, isn't that...
What's in here?
No?
It's over here.
You dope.
Boom.
There it is.
Is this my Casa?
No, this is like a military armory.
How do I deploy this thing?
Fight me.
I think we're done here though.
Nice rifle named Barry Suity.
Oh, you're speaking of the dog Blitterator, I see.
Computer?
Ah, you must mean the dog Blitterator.
I've already used that computer on the wall, if this is what you mean.
Oh, you mean to release the guy?
Uh, no.
Samwell Tarly? Thanks for subbing, and damn guy, thanks for subbing.
Come on.
What the fuck?
Oh no!
Well...
I suppose it's time...
To go all out.
It fucking implodes, man!
Well, I suppose it's time...
to go all out.
Sweet.
Stroking that thing you call a beard make you feel smart.
Nah, I'm stimming.
You just made fun of an autistic person.
It would appear you've fallen directly into my trap.
Yoink.
Is that since we're just roaming around this place the entire time I just happen to walk
out?
Surely I can make it to that roof.
There's stairs, fellas.
Ah, it's just the roof from the other building clipping into the splint.
Nice, dude.
That's awesome.
Is there anything else here?
We got this little outpost that probably has mines.
We got these dead losers.
I've been in here.
Bro, you're getting distracted.
Here.
I'm addicted to drugs.
I'm addicted to drugs psycho.
I'm addicted to drugs.
What's up?
and
and more distressed signals do
Oh yeah. It is beeping with greater frequency.
Let's fuck it, Super Mutants.
I
Don't want to shoot by going
I got rocketed man. There's a rocket guy
It sounds like it's going to blow up.
Oh, hey.
Oh, no way.
It's not worth it!
I
Just don't have like a I'm a good vantage point
Where's this motherfucker?
weapon do you have?
I hear something!
Where did he go?
I need to shoot the Suicider.
I fucking can't, bitch!
Oh no.
Welp.
Winnin' doubt.
Psycho jet out, baby.
Ah
Oh fuck
One minute!
It's okay, we saved up the shooting, okay?
Okay, right into a rocket, that's not good.
I am unstoppable!
Hold on, who got behind us?
Oh fuck!
This guy take a rocket?
It's not going to work.
Ehhhhh!
Oh my god, we barely lived with the damage reduction.
I
Job
reload steve
does a 180 for no fucking reasons
oh
wrong way
he's just shooting rockets off man
oh
Rockets off, man.
I can't see shit.
There's another guy.
Alright, where are you, Rocket Man?
Where are you rocket man?
It's gonna be...
It's him.
Surely he won't shoot the rocket point blank, right fellas?
Oh, wow.
good plan I was going easy on him because now it's time to go all the
fuck out
Psycho jet. One last time. It's time to go even further beyond.
I can smell you out there, little snake!
of
death
of
death
of
death
Blood is shooting dude.
Jesus.
We are unstoppable!
We're gonna probably miss the...
Yeah, it's okay.
Can't fucking see. I don't want to search anything yet, cause I don't want to...
This laser pistol is kind of owning these guys.
I didn't know I was gonna do that.
Now I'm addicted.
We got 11 missiles.
Not bad, not bad.
Let's put this on equal sign when it's time to go all out.
I'm addicted to multiple drugs that equalizer dude
anything cool? anything cool? nope, just more should be wins.
Oh, fuck, no!
Uh, where is it?
Right here.
Boom.
Plus 25 carry weight.
I want to loot the guys I blew up.
Yoink.
It's all chunks of the same super mutant.
We killed like three guys.
That's a fucking dub!
I heard another super mutant.
Perfect. Nice.
Fuck.
Dude.
I'm done. Nice.
That's a 45 right there, boh.
Word to Final Mutant.
I've killed your family.
I mean, there's probably some cult there, right?
Glue.
Do you sell glue?
I wonder where it inspired, like, why do people do tire fires?
Who got the idea to set tires on fire?
It's a badass.
Warm?
Yeah, but like, couldn't you just go like, get some wood or something?
You know what I mean?
Couldn't bucket clutch, boys.
I'm not gonna lie.
Leg armor.
I already have one of these.
There ain't nothing in there, boys.
I can't carry all this shit.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I mean, surely I don't need this.
Probably sells for a lot.
What we need to do, actually, is fast-travel wire carry weights increase and give away
little shit when they come back.
You can rocket jump with the Fat Man?
Dude, wait!
Do you like the legendary from the dog?
Yeah.
Store all junk.
How much does this missile launch your way?
No!
Boom. I'm not really using these.
Put away four.
Mmm, we're gonna have to buy some ammo, I think.
Didn't? Yeah, we have a gun these at 45. It's a combat rifle.
is this automatic? doesn't look like it maybe not by default we got a lot of ammo for that
be. We're going to put away the paid dispenser with draw combat rifle. I'm going to put this away.
Put that away.
Uh huh. What else we got? This shit right here dude? Chest piece? What do we got for chest piece?
This poopy leather chess piece?
Well, let's put some pockets on that, babe.
I can't.
Guys, I'm under attack.
Welcome!
Get him Godwell.
Oh, you punch?
Is it because I took his gun?
What's going on?
I know I'm not the only one.
Well fought, everyone, I think.
I just...
I'm missing so much.
Mmm...
No pockets, no wear, I think.
I don't know why I'm down.
Uh, apparel.
Where'd that chest piece, son?
Big damage reduction.
Uh, what, we got this shit?
We're just damage from animals.
What do we have on our left leg right now?
Damage from super mutants.
What do we got on our right arm right now?
Nothing.
Tramper.
We might have to get armor or two, fellas.
Armor or two?
I never looked at this.
They're not going to use that.
Don't need these.
Pocket metal left arm.
We have this.
And then this shit.
Which we can't use.
What am I carrying, man?
What is the way?
we did we didn't we did just get that missile on her
oh yeah
let's cook some food
Cha-ching, and now let's use our... still fun.
Herring folders?
I should...
I don't weigh anything.
So we'll drop them then.
Goodbye.
They don't weigh anything, so we'll drop them then, goodbye.
Ummm...
Oh yeah.
They've done more.
They hope they'll be able to pay for what they've done.
It makes it way so much more dude, that's crazy.
I can't do anything, I'm so fucking pathetic.
low sights. You guys got this or what? It would have fair you entered my field of fire.
fucking fool
Please just
I'll put you in the Philippines. Is there something you need?
No, nothing. All right. Yeah, we look so cool
I wish there was a way to trap them all in one place there probably is actually
I don't really think we can do much else for our inventory here.
We can store some of our processed food in these and the booze.
Now our cooked food based.
Radiated blood.
110 HP.
Daaamn, son!
Okay.
I leveled.
We leveled up pickpocketing and we haven't even done it one time.
Ha ha ha!
Gun nut two?
He's doing booba, he's doing a wuga.
Where was the armor one at?
I kinda want to level up armor so I can carry more stiff.
strength. Eww! Rifleman for more damage. Yeah! Now I'm gonna get gunna.
The dog Blitterator.
Is the long scope any good?
Medium better?
We're kind of running low on uh screws
I already have a long-range weapon.
Dude, I ain't got the oil for this shit.
This is what we need to upgrade.
Oh, it makes it automatic.
I'll try to make myself useful
No one needs to see my own man. Sorry. Can we make a drill for resources?
A resource object is damaged
As we can't make a drill
No. Is there a quick way to get oil?
Assign someone to the scrap station.
thing scavenging statement they will find you one wrench every three days
all your oil went to your turrets yeah and I don't regret it because crap I
I don't get steel back.
It's not fucking fair, man.
and
the scrap all jump
money when I
when I put it in here is the scraps pretty much
I like that.
Go to Conkert and scrap everything?
I can't.
Don't own it.
Hey, my dog's here.
Not for long.
Surely one of these...
Oh.
a bunch of shit? Wait, all the resources are going to go here then. Having a trade route
It will share resources with your settlement.
Where's the workbench?
Or die
Oh can't scrap the workbench they thought of everything guys
Stop trying to make that.
Signed.
Ball feed hammer, bear, beer, rapid cone, car, cock, hard hat, armor work bench,
I can't wait until I go to my workbench, and I'm like, ooh, I wonder how much oil I got,
and it says, like, 50.
Oh, boy.
can't wait to see and we just see all the oil I just got from here all the oil
Well, from here.
I don't think I need wood.
What?
It's my carry capacity so I don't think so.
Store junk.
Now I gotta be honest, I have forgotten what I need the oil for.
Oh, don't take offense to Marcy.
She's looking through the loss in her own way.
I need two, man.
Dog liberator, that's nice.
How did you think so?
How come no one told me that using all of my oil was a bad thing?
Guys?
I know I scrapped a bunch of shit here, so no way.
I don't remember where the workbench is.
used oil can I don't think that gives oil guys
It does.
Hey, dude.
Swag.
Give me one more.
Hmm, screw.
Oh, I see.
I need one oil I wonder if there's one at the red rocket I grabbed it did I not it was
in the workbench. If it was in the workbench, I grabbed all of them.
Did I get the scrap perk? No.
Wait, have I even used my perk?
Yes.
Aw, I mean, surely there's some, uh...
Some oil in this bad boy right here. No?
What's up, man?
Do not interfere with security operations.
Just my scrap from scrap merchants?
Bro, I don't- I have not met a scrap merchant.
Change analysis. Hello.
Continue. Leisure force. Neutral advance. 3.
Are you stupid?
I have assist. 3.
Security operation. Successful.
Resume. No fault operation.
Dude, if I was oiled, this is where I would be.
I never lose this.
Oil.
Boom.
Mission complete.
The fuck? Chill.
Man, never lose this.
What a dumb-ass.
I mean, we definitely make this automatic, wait, but we have that perk, no, here's what
We-we-we-we give it a...
Give it this. Right here.
Or this.
Yeah.
Probably this. That's a lot of fucking damage, actually.
Yeah.
That's a lot of damage.
All right, good stream. I'm hungry