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a member
look at my impenetrable base
no demon shall pass
here's Papa Murphy's home
it doesn't have a door
she's in detox right now
I'll hand it to you. This place isn't awful.
I don't want to talk to you.
That's a story that's for Ducie up here.
It's still a hold, but it could be worse.
I don't have a joker in, Zack.
A doom star in Belem.
I mean, you should cast Massa, thanks for showing it.
Well, well, remove those turrets and I get in.
Ain't no one getting in.
Can you put, can I, I want to put them on the roof.
Make a ladder to the roof?
Oh, you guys think you know everything, huh?
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
Why is it so fast?
As God intended.
Can I fix this roof or what?
Oh, I can't.
Yeah, space them out so they don't get taken out by an explosion like in Rimworld.
Yeah!
Wow, that sucks.
There we go.
Remember when you said you didn't care about base building?
Still don't.
I'm protecting an investment right now.
I used all of my oil on these.
Every last bit of oil
All right, now I gotta do something
Can I make a prefab building?
I can't look at that Wow, this looks like shit
What else do we have here?
Metal.
The floor and roof.
Oh, it's like a tube.
Like a tube.
Nice.
Very prison-like.
Now, kind of what we're going for here.
I can make that guy go barn.
Fucking icons are unloading, dude.
me
Dude, I gotta see him for building 100 workshop items, dude.
It's perfect.
Can I make a door?
I say door away.
Dude, let me go through the fucking category.
Doors!
Nice. No escape.
Cool.
Then I'll be useful later for our slay... I mean, settlers.
Let's go test out our new gun, dude.
How come it doesn't say this is cleared?
That pisses me off.
So guys hold on I'm not ready
Now I'm ready wield a gun
Oh, hey guys.
Oil?
We can switch up there like an SUV.
Unwilling to commit.
Alright, where's the last guy?
Steve?
I know I've been in here, but it says not cleared and it's a hospital oh my god, right we left
It's Raiders dude
Nothing there now. What do you think?
Yeah
I gotta cut down on the jet I guess.
I don't start talking crazy.
Oops.
We're looking for...
this.
My glowing fungus now.
Use the brackets to get rid of multiple choices.
Ow.
Oh, paired brackets?
Oh.
Try as the reset.
DUD REMOVED.
Yeah, I don't need this because I'm just a naturally good puzzle solver, so...
Goes likeness to...
Hmm...
I
Got it
Here and shit
Nothing oh
I can't get in this way, bros.
Do you want to have a shrink ray, by chance?
Shit's got ambush all over it.
Well, I gave it away. Was it the sudden and singular gunshot?
Just noise?
The jet will make a jittery.
Oh, shoot me.
Yeah, please don't be found standing.
Be on your guard, lads.
Jet fiends ahead.
How come I didn't blow this guy's head off?
Well, I hope they don't notice the giant pail I
Money
Yeah, mmm now these guys
They got what a fella needs
I swear I must be dead.
So sorry.
What the?
Everything's starting to sound like those steps these days.
Where's that beeping?
You think that broken lamp has screwed?
It don't.
It would show up in the thing.
With the magnifying glass.
I'm not a stealth archer, dude.
I'm a Veteran.
I just want to double check what the difficulty is.
Okay.
You're above us.
M-money!
Come on out!
I'll make it nice and quick.
You can trust me.
Nah.
That seems like a bad idea.
You don't sound sane.
No sign of him now.
Now
Shit's got ambush all over I got some asbestos
Show yourself fool
Yoink.
Dude, just peek your head, bro.
Whoa.
Dude, I've seen so many of these!
There, my little s**t's ass. I think.
Turn the corner.
Pussy?
Coward?
I see it, thanks.
How about your dead comrades?
Moron?
Alright, this guy's really pissing me off.
Make up your fucking mind, dude.
Ew, sin!
Ew!
Ewie!
Lit cigarette, does it stay lit in my inventory?
Yeah, oh what if it starts up fire that's so good
Surely there's something cool here hang on let me see it first.
What?
Let's go upstairs.
What's lit cigarette in the backpack?
So guys, just got off the train.
What's the plan today?
You gonna put that out?
Put what out?
Desk Band.
We need every desk band.
some spooky ambient Mad Max music going on.
I'm looking for stuff.
I ain't finding it, dude.
And that's kind of pissing me off.
Ducktape.
Oh, no.
Go down.
I changed my mind.
Bunsenburger.
surely that is something worth picking up it's got coppers copper any good good
how come this guy said sure man why is this guy acting so aloof you think you're
You're fucking cooler than me or something, dude.
Big man?
Watch, prove it.
Do your best 15 second uninterrupted scat.
We'll see who the coolest cat in this room actually is.
You know what?
I don't know what I'm doing.
Open up! Open up! Open up! Open up! Open up!
I am!
No one taught me to scat, that's why I'm so bad at it.
I don't know, is that many floors do you think?
You all think there are more raiders?
No, there is this piece of shit.
still not sure what the beeping is that me going back into hidden mode
It's the turret. Oh, it's the turret exiting search mode.
Most people figure this out on their own by the way
Fuck you
Oh, just hanging out.
What
What What
what what what what oh so you can see the walls got him
I'm so fucking sorry, dude.
Did not have to be like that.
How about some crispy squirrel bits?
And some mole rat chunks.
I wonder what this glowing fungus is for.
Probably like drugs.
Cool drugs.
Oh, it's for the iron sights, right?
Probably like designer drug.
Why are there so many synths in this hospital?
Were they attempting to replace?
Oh.
Guard detected.
Oh, yeah.
What?
Are you the bandana?
Not no Mordo.
Damn.
What?
Are you a bandana?
Not no Mordo.
Damn.
Felt full, does...
I need to track more materials.
I'm not gonna... I can't let you do that, stop box.
Can you guys see the line in the new Star Fox?
Or is this like not a British guy? He's like...
Can't let you do that Star Fox!
So sad...
OH!
Not today, motherfucker.
I think you can win this, huh?
Comparison is the thief of joy.
Fuck you.
It's a remake of the same thing.
You're allowed to compare them.
If there's anything you're allowed to compare, it's something that is the same thing as something
else is this the pit dude tell me tell me can't let you do that star fox is is
is what like I'm just now about to all tap play that shit bro and I'm getting
either right now I'm not gonna lie. Oh is this a regular missile on? Oh you cannot carry you mate.
But I already have one so we're good.
A assault rifle.
Mad X.
When do we get the flammer, dude?
Oh, this guy was eating dinner.
That's so fucking sad, man.
Jett.
10 millimeter round.
Nut, muzzled armor piercing 10 millimeter on it.
Ain't no way it's better than this shit right here though.
Yep.
Goodbye.
I played 576.
No.
No, I'm good.
Good fella.
Take the parts, or parts.
Who knows.
Oh yeah, we're still addicted to jet and psycho, I forgot.
What the fuck?
material? And the alarm clock? That can't be good. Are you stupid? Why? Because I didn't
know there was radium in an alarm clock? No. That's not why I'm stupid. Ghosts of Gallicard
How come I didn't get the rest of the XP?
Do I think I'll get in a scatland when I die?
I hope so.
Maybe I already have it.
You're just stupid in general.
Dude, this guy, this guy literally...
Yeah, listen.
That's the new one, guys.
It sucks.
And do I need so evil and British in that one?
Oh my god, so nice.
I'd let you do.
It's literally the same?
Oh yeah.
Okay, man.
All right.
guards do do to that guy that what happened to the the guy who's had we saw
removed from his body and he was hanging from the roof now
Yes, Biddo!
Desk Man.
And I rip his spine out.
Fuck is a vacuum tube.
Out of order!
What the hell is that?
I don't remember where I've been in this place.
I'm looting, bro.
up his key.
It's a shortcut.
Why? I thought I found something cool, but it was just something for something too subtle.
Wait for me.
Reveal thyself, demon.
Why does my dot say you are right here, but you are not?
I
So it'll be all over soon fella
It was terrified
He saw Steve for what he was a demon
Money money
How's Steve looking anyway
This thing is larping.
What is in the telephone?
That's not bad.
He definitely looks like he's like in his pajamas with like metal armor on him on top
of it.
Bottle cap.
Pick up that flag. It's the fourth.
Where was it?
Offer gore.
Psycho jet.
Oh, 20 Claire's.
Oh, post mine, I think.
I don't remember where it was.
dementia
this
I miss guys. That was probably the spirit of George Washington slapping it out of
the air. Not today, young man.
How would George Washington sound? He would sound British.
very good day nothing to burn the flag are we sir apart for that flag I think
all right
Why save?
There ain't no way to do it.
I don't have any Psycho Jets to you?
That's the best drug!
Well, regular jet will have to do.
It's over.
I
Took was four hits of jet boys
boys. That's some psycho. That's some Mad Hacks. Ooh. Hmm, a chat.
We'll put a death flaw down here.
Can someone explain why this power works?
You gotta follow the red line, guys.
There's a lot of fucking radiation in there.
Alright.
I'm going in.
Night vision, powerful sn-
Nah.
What did I just look at?
up whatever I think it was that guys I'm contracting the ball cancer at an alarming rate
to. Mining away, I don't know what's left to say, but I'll say it anyway. I wish I
good scrap stuff directly in front of me.
I want to check this place real quick.
Uh-oh, not good.
It's a nice detail though.
I will say every every building I've been in so far has not felt like copy and
paste. Starfield felt like that, and that game came out after this.
Yeah, yeah I'm not saying that eventually it's not gonna happen. I'm kind of
surprise that's all. That it hasn't happened yet. Alright, we're good.
There's our bugs out there. Be careful.
Freedom.
Ew.
Bro.
Hooping on me.
I'm kinda gonna go get our addiction, dude.
Reloads that for one bullet, man.
What's that noise?
way is that the capital builder is that the White House
fuck who's there
Alright, someone's shooting a rocket at me or what, dude? What's happening?
Oh, all of a sudden I feel way less cool. Oh, fuck.
of
the up
there it is
Let's go get our testicular cancer cured real quick.
Wheeewww.
Nick Dubu and our kind of potatoes is up.
Holy fuck I didn't ask.
ask so one of these so two of these we can sell these sell to switch play mm-hmm
Mm-hmm, so
A couple names such a fucking dumb loser, man
Agility perception 18k yeah, I'm just a fucking dumb poor loser. So I'm gonna go inside now. Okay
Thanks. I can loot them now. Selling nades? Blood had 99 elixirs at Goldbez, dude. I don't
I don't want to hear from you.
Yup, I hate synths.
Oh yeah, we can't break stuff down here, you're right.
Wait.
But it's not connected to my main place.
I mean, maybe we should just make this our main place. I just got so much shit.
Enjoy your stay!
Hey there, these guys are chill.
Let me see what you got.
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Oh, she got Gloob.
I'm not buying that shit though.
Hell no man. I'm about to sell some more nades bitch you mad
And the fedora dude and the camo bandana dude
And some of this food actually I'm just gonna solve all the processed food
Orc and Bane
stealth boy it says the the value of these is like 100 usually and I can only
I saw for 31 my loser I think I'm a loser
Uh...
Deathclaw hand.
What ammo we need?
No.
I gotta find the doctor.
I'm cross addicted right now.
It's a house key just laying there.
Hey, it's not even illegal for me to pick this.
Hold on.
It's right in Cove.
I can't read that.
Sweet.
It sounded like she did.
How did I strip her dude?
What happened?
I am going to take these though.
Yeah, don't worry.
In a past life I murdered you.
Uh, take the apple.
Hey, we finally pickpocket after taking the pickpocket thing.
Now that-
Enjoy your stay.
Enjoy your stay!
Don't look at me. Don't fucking look at me.
Enjoy your stay.
You don't have anything I want.
Uh, hear me out.
Take a look at me, Doc.
Well, let's just say it's not good.
I've got an itch, Doc.
You're strung out.
here take this take this drug that instantly removes all addiction and
that's that anything else bothering you uh-huh uh-huh how come I can't kill
it's radiation all right it's true I'm gonna was great out tell me that's not
the one I just did and that's that anything else bothering you I'm trying
Do a 14-hour stream the only Adderall I could book
No, I'm good. We're done take better care of yourself in the future, okay?
Dr. Patricia if you're hurting just tell the doctor
Actually, I need some supplies for the road. All right, but go easy on the cams. Oh
What do you got anything poggers?
not selling any drugs a pussy no cool drugs I'm about to put this bitch out of business
once I learn how to make yeah I'm actually just allowed to take all this shit that's
awesome. And now?
No, tries again.
Sweet.
what? how come they don't defend the cat? it's kind of fucked up.
Don't shoot them.
You see him, mil?
No.
dying
so
Why aren't they fighting back?
There was something else I was going to do back here, I remember, yeah.
We gotta go back.
Hold on, I wanna see...
Awwww, what?
Dude, in the carry weight increase?
Oh
Fine I only got one
I don't get I don't got one charisma
I know I can add points to the main skill.
I don't have any points to spend though.
One point plus bobblehead.
Good idea.
Let me just find the super hidden bobblehead, guys.
I'm home!
I'm home, everyone!
Oh, I can't wait till everyone's sleeping in the same house.
But first...
Nice!
what's up fellas what's good mine the fuck it oh yeah I can play that on a
computer computer a missile campaign
Death Claw Steak.
Dogmeat.
Where's my drug lab?
I might not have one here.
I won't get that.
Am I done with that guy?
What? Oh? I can't make them
I'm not sure if it was here at the Red Rocket.
I seem to recall making some meth over here, though.
There it is.
Found it.
We're going to pull up the workshop now.
Wait, is it because I'm not in the border?
Uh-huh.
Come with me, chemistry meth lab station.
Bottom.
It's time to cook.
It's over.
Over over over.
Oh.
Okay, it's floating. I don't like that.
We're gonna put it, we're actually gonna put it right where Mama Murphy can see.
So she can see us making the drugs.
Oh.
I think this is the side I have to stand on.
Bro I did not ask!
Alright what do we got?
Psycho jet?
Of course.
Jet Fuel.
Mwa-mwa-mwaaow.
I mean, is there any reason not to make...
This.
Gigadiction?
Don't be a pussy, bro.
Refreshing Maverick.
There's blood in there. Eww
The blood packs are for fucking stimpaks, dude
Blood
You ought to be careful. I can fix most things, but people don't...
Beverage cares all evictions.
The buff out of fact will only last 15 seconds if you combine it.
Not true. Not true.
True. Or at least Psycho lasts longer than Jet, when it's Psycho Jet, so...
Wrong.
What about Bug Psycho Jet? Bug Psycho Jet lasts forever, and you become immortal.
I think I'm gonna make these. Why not?
Yippee! I'm drinking blood cause I'm a vampire.
Okay, can we trade a few things? We got a problem, bitch.
Fuck out of there. Who the fuck do you think you are, dude?
up dope in a crock pot pot
uh we don't need to make anything else i think
we are quite encumbered though
I'm trying to store the beer in come bird
We got chops, we got mud chops, yup, I'll spill these away.
Uh, we can... hold... nah, we'll put them away too.
Put that shit away for now.
Put these away.
Guys, we gotta get lone water, dude. Plus 50 Garyweave, dude! What is happening?
It's not plug-and-fair.
Oh wait what this regard check books
0.1
weight detected
our middle sanctuary revival project has really helped
it takes my mind off things
I hate you.
Don't ever forget that. I hate you.
He needs to go in the stockades.
Not wrong.
y'all hear that God is that you radio God target spotted eliminate
And the clouds part and he doth say
That's my kill bitch hi
Well, hey, that's pretty nice.
Humans suck.
I want to go in that church, but I also want the stag of me
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
get spotted where he has good a good guy or bad guy all bad guy suffer no suffer
no human to live. Seek out of that. Wow. Wait, that's cool.
What?
Did you think hiding would work?
all right guys quick where's the charisma bobble head
all right guys we're gonna get real quick real quick anyone know where the charisma
bobble head is any knowers
Hmm. Can't help but notice all of you guys are typing in not words right now.
Hmm. Almost seems like the information is being withheld deliberately.
weird weird good up your ass all right check in ass okay okay yes all right
All right, all right.
It's quest locked?
Oh, yeah, I was gonna do some main quest today.
It's not main quest locked, just quest locked. Okay.
I'll probably just spend my next level of charisma if I'm being honest.
Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, wall save?
Guys, there's gunfires over there.
Be careful.
Just take a pee break moon.
Are you implying that I look stuff up on my pee break?
Name three things that I've done.
What's up?
Blocking.
Torso.
He peaked him, not peaked him.
He's one, he's one.
He's knocked.
No armor, no armor, no armor.
bad BFL regional office. Pushing?
And that is not what I thought this would stand for what we got here
Close the door. Oh, they're sitting right there. I
I mean, they sound like raiders, but they might not be hostile.
They're hostile, guys.
What the hell was that?
I swear, I must be going crazy.
Who saw me?
That's all I took you dopes.
Dog detective.
Huh?
Man, please don't leave me here.
Okay, cuss this shit. Who is that?
Uhhh...
Nothing.
Just get your ass out of the way.
I had a little bandana aww
oh you're dead
what's up
Nope then earshift
Sweet role
Dude like from like from freaking oblivion dude the sweet role
Oh sweet
Oh, excellent.
Yippee.
Fuck.
Yes, why does it do that?
Evidence Locker Key.
Got some 38 ammo, dude.
That's a fucking Dub Ski right there.
That's some fiddly cow, dude.
Tries reset.
I'm through.
Deactivate turret.
System.
Save control.
Engage lock.
Now when someone comes here after me, they're gonna try opening it, only to realize it's
empty.
Fuck them
Loser
What's in the camera
That's a lot of shit, they're like this bitch got this big a crystal in there, babe
They put crystal on camera crystal FM 27 52.7 music and kept some screws that work functions
It's actually kind of creepy the way it flew in like a PowerPoint transition.
the wall
Password is El Diablo vn
Do you need a poop boy hold on
What's freaking going on here
She?
Nope, this is a... pretty sure...
They called Connie a man.
Someone there?
No.
Fuck.
No.
Subway token.
Well, it was actually footsteps that time, though.
What the hell was that?
Peek-a-boo!
I'm gonna get some red lava!
Dude, you're good.
Try again.
Cover me!
One more.
That is my boss.
I thought his name was Psycho at the top?
his name is Sparta what the flug
Oh
Yeah.
Noobs down.
Maybe lay off the jet, bro.
Got it.
Can we get some wasteland toons?
Keeps muting my bod, dude.
I don't know what the fuck you want
We let everyone I think so
And a cup.
Any winter holotails, the crop top guy.
Message to Alexander Stromlakov.
My esteemed Mr. Stromlakov, I know some of your profession values discretion above all
else.
I have honestly say screw that wow one bullet halfway across town and you
blue Ron Trevios had clean off you sir are an artist are all the assassins
He's got laser!
It's me.
Your local corrupt cop is here to let you know that I really appreciate...
...your acts of violence.
That's stupid.
I
E.A. dude, look for E.A. dude.
It's not this one you fucking dope.
Wait.
Look for E.A. dude.
We've got nears and heels.
Yeah.
Guys, which one is it?
No.
Got it.
Yeah.
Possession of unlicensed laser.
Bio-corrupted.
This cop actually typed in personal effects one walnut cap.
Sure.
That's how this inbred would take.
File corrupted.
Now we're talking dude.
Wasn't there like an auto-hack button in New Vegas and shit?
That's it.
Ooh!
Drug.
Who?
Oh, flug.
Oh, flug and hack. I think it hurt me.
The jet will make you jittery.
Is him right?
anything in the urinal?
why is this person saw the urinal urinal at toilet, dude?
okay
Protectron spotted.
Oh, fuck.
I can't see.
The fire- the fire engines!
You weren't an actual helmet.
trans spotted we still need like more
lighters and shit do you know what I am
saying cuz I need to extract the oil so
I can make some turrets for my prison
Okay.
Yippee!
Expert.
No problemo for the hack lord himself.
I'm gonna go and say, yep, right there.
Easy peasy.
Activate unit.
I did not wish to choose it's personality.
run on duty. Uh oh. Uh what do we got here? Boom. What's up?
Interfering with a law enforcement robot is a...
Fuck you!
You chill?
This ain't doing much damage.
of the
health of the health of
the
death of
I just want to break this.
get my dad
ill ill
stupid flugging robot
slaughtering dogs I can understand by the attack on a civil servant robot is crossing the line
He lived and then he died and he died doing what he loved trying to stop a criminal
Me.
Is this the door I came in?
Yeah.
Hey, we did the loop.
We did the loop, guys.
Guys, we did the loop.
We did the loop.
of
the
top
of the
Oh
Scrable well can
Or what
I'm in blood pack was there a workbench now what was let's scat that'll boys
The Ark and Beans ain't for sure.
Wait, what?
Oh, we still have to play it.
I do not work...
Oh, it's the FM one.
Ahhhh. Enter password. There's LTFLOPN, I remembered it guys. Record audio. Disable.
Alright, just some of the Black Devil get him to protect the farm, so blah blah blah.
I mean, of course, here is a thief in the army where he's rightfully belongs to the
outclave.
So he's wearing stolen enclave armor?
Finally, the RMR was a hunched, was taken by the police, ensures that there's a utility
tunnel under the Boston Police rationing site that matches the description.
Good.
Um.
Relay, German.
Bro, what the fuck is going on there?
Um.
I think it just cuts off because they want it to.
Oh no, you're right, chatter.
Oh, no.
Oh, flug.
Chats are right.
There's not even like anything on screen that indicates you can do that.
Y'all want to make some drug?
How about some buff jet? Yeah, we gotta save our jet for psycho jet, guys.
The superior form of jet.
Oh, what the fuck do we need? It's really close to Diamond City.
Talk to the Sailors at Green Top Mercer.
What?
Since I've felt taxivated for your critical meter, once it's completely available, you should definitely do that.
Hmm.
Chat, you are a chud.
Says another chatter.
Why do you say that?
What the flug happened here?
Why is this- what is this?
Bangles, no!
You all hear that shit?
Bro, what?
Oh my god, he's throwing rocks.
What the- it's a fucking ogre, man!
Well, suppose it's time to go all out then.
Fire.
That didn't do shit.
That's like it.
Ow.
It's gonna be an easy way to kill this guy.
It's time.
Buck jet activate.
Where is it?
It's an athletic order, guys.
where is it? It's an athletic order guys. Did you know that?
We're complete.
Who the fuck are you, man?
buff jet
great
These rocks don't need shit, bro.
move him!
jump fuck!
here's what we did
constant loads
fuck it
How about... where is it?
Is that what I wanted?
I think we're dead.
Nice.
Ow.
I bumped it, did we?
That chatter was right.
Why was it different for PsychoJet?
Weird?
It takes some drugs. Every drug.
Uhhhhhhh...
It might be PsychoJet time. It might be time to go all out.
Bring it on.
Oh
of
the
same watch
on a rock
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
That was not cooked, that was...
My leg!
That did more damage than me there.
It's a typewriter!
That's pretty sweet.
It's automatic.
No.
Boing.
Where's my current laser gun right here?
It's much better.
Goodbye. You've served well.
Goodbye, goodbye to the behemoth.
Goodbye, goodbye to everybody.
That was my doorknash delivery driver.
Shouldn't be in that trash, son.
Do you think anyone ever regularly door dashes the hot dogs from a 7-eleven?
Like, we're talking like every other day.
I've never had a 7-eleven hot dog. All I know is that Steve 1989 MRE got
botchalism from a gas-h-hot dog.
Ow!
I didn't kill anything dude. Just a little lamb.
Shoot the gun! Shoot the gun!
I don't care not pollute the rest of you.
Was that cool what I said?
That sounds like something a hero would say.
A hero of the wasteland may have.
Can I take your food?
I don't think I met that. That's nice.
Where you guys at?
Man, no hate to these guys bro, but I feel like the first thing I would do was uh...
You know like...
We fill these in.
Heh.
So fellas too many miles on the road
Right got the best armor in these parts. How come I see this guy everywhere?
Let's see what you have my pride. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm
You got shit for you dog, maybe
Mm-hmm mm-hmm. I got multiple pistola
This sells for 16. How come he's able to sell it for 13,000? It's just not fair.
Okay, I guess we're gonna wait.
What if you guys had a nano machine implant to instantly like pop your butt your back?
Let me know if you want something stick to the road. You can just like do that. Will
You're with the minute man, right? Yeah
Problem what seems to be the problem a pack of feral ghouls has holed up nearby and some of them has started wandering out lately
If more of them start wandering out this way, we may be overrun. We need someone to clear them out
They're gonna paint me up front
Wait, I already cleared that place out.
You did?
That's a relief.
It's been hard on everyone, having to keep looking over our shoulder all the time, fella.
You and the Minutemen have our gratitude and our support.
He did pay us for that.
Just wanted to trade a few things.
Of course.
Can I get these guys to move to my base?
They already are?
Your five bed base that's overpopulated?
No, I made a new dormitory.
I made a new dormitory.
How come their heads don't explode like everyone else in the game?
You should have the cap star someone like you full-time around here.
Hey.
Had to watch football for the last two days, could you give me a recap, bro?
No.
Not far out.
Hey, we're the we're the fucking plants at hard work. I'm here to collect I
Need to assign someone to this I
Need to assign someone to this seems to be growing well
Say it again, dude. I need to assign someone to this. All right, that's I need to assign someone to this
So, how do I get these guys to me settlement?
Any nowhere?
You gotta talk to them?
in build mode.
I don't think you're right.
I don't think you're right, fella.
These guys are a permanent part of the selva.
How do I get new people to come to my mains at all minutes?
How do I do that?
Surely one of you troglodytes understands how to do that.
Surely.
Build a beacon. Radio beacon. Understood.
Let it be done.
game literally tells you was surged in his quest
no
uh-oh
It does? Nah, it probably does it guys. It probably never did that
Or the plug is it
We do kind of look like Dr. Robotics, huh?
Dude, what do these take to make?
Next object is to require power to it.
What?
There we have a belt.
Yeah, I'm trying to pollute the world.
Our miscellaneous.
Uh, right here?
Oh yeah.
The population management system.
That sounds nefarious.
You powered up your first object, congratulations.
Ow.
Oh wait, I saw.
What?
Mate, there's something in the fucking way, bro.
There's something in the way.
Put it on the fucking sidewalk!
Find jobs for the unemployed.
Access VIP tracker.
Showed...
Dog meat.
Oooooooh...
Assign reassign your personal farming one zero I guess I turned it off Wow if we
have more of these do more people come
It depends on beds.
Why do I have to listen to it?
I'm not trying to get recruited.
It seems to be growing well.
What do you need, General?
me by my full title please. General, what?
residents are you looking for a safe place to settle there's like my base
Put some streetlights in this bed.
Put a streetlight in this bed too for some reason.
What went in here, too?
Uh... here.
It's not gonna reach!
We'll just leave it that. It looks cool.
Did you guys think it looks cool?
Oh my god!
Can we do this?
The wire's live, fellas.
Be careful.
Why not?
Huh?
Too long?
guys I think I've got no power dude
You know what time it is.
Wait, is this the one that requires no components?
They all do.
How come in the sand don't we go?
Well.
right where we need to be, hey fellas.
here we had generator stored.
ohhhhhhhh...
so is it saying I have 33 of these right now?
Damn.
How do I have zero screws? How is that possible?
Not stored able to build.
How come someone said I had some stored?
Weird.
That's weird good.
Interfaces bugged.
Yeah, instead of highlighting that very obvious back, why don't you just call me the R word instead?
Why don't you just call me stupid as fuck?
Why don't you just call me a stupid asshole for not realizing that, okay?
Get out of my bed.
I'm gonna go pee and get some coffee.
Give me a second.
you
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I don't know.
I don't think I'm going to be able to get to the top of the level.
I think I'll have to go back to the top of the level.
I don't think I'm going to be able to get to the top of the level.
Hello?
Hello.
That was abrupt.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Yup, looks good.
Got the math lab.
Can we trade a few things?
He yells.
To zero, thanks for selling.
What should I do?
We're gonna talk to this fucking loser, dude.
Where is he?
Oh, man.
of
I'll let you know if I hear of any settlements that need our help, and in the meantime,
make sure to offer help to anyone that needs it, that can only help our cause.
Not a strange message from a robot.
I said it was from someplace far away.
Rekard, I couldn't figure out exactly what it wanted, but, well, you may as well check
it out.
I should have done that.
I hope those raiders pay for what they've done.
I
Yeah.
Just sticking around one more time.
You should get out of this infernal.
Yeah.
We're not done.
have I been here? No. It's a noob.
three
one
Dan Man is a
we gotta go south
west
Gee, I sure hope I don't encounter another big, strong behemoth.
Oh, that would be terrible.
I hate these things.
Oh, here's my weakness, I guess.
That's it.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Oh
Thank you
Waits Tommy gun guys that's swag
I got blood on my screen
But don't call me a blood screen.
Oh fuck. Holy shit.
Mmmmmm.
I need to pick that shit up.
Oh no!
Karate. Safety. Thanks.
You're a fast-em-hacking dude.
holy fuck
Barney
there we go
ding
you shall find the word of the holy Adam divine unto brother admin lowly scribe and follower of the Adam shining way
uh huh yeah
Bring it on.
Group of Philistines, doubting their wares like whores.
Whoa.
I'm gonna pick the safe.
Sweet.
Wait, it's a real sniper.
25 rad resist.
Oh, it's full body, dude.
Ewww.
Charisma.
Hmm, where's our actual sniper riffle?
Oh, we got the dog obliterator, that's right.
This ain't gonna cut it, fella.
The dog-bliterator.
It wasn't armed.
What the hell?
What the fuck is that?
Oh?
Gouldotter or Deathclaw Persona Sun?
claw persona son
You fuck off man Jesus you don't stand a chance
Yeah, that one strength, by the way.
Y'all want some mold me?
What the?
Hold on.
These are not as they appear.
Nuka grenade.
Hmm
I think we're done
You ever heard of new goodies
of
what
of the urges gas as my marriage mayor of what
of
the
Yes sir.
What the?
This is an emergency broadcast.
Shut the fuck up dude.
I thought we'd... I thought we'd...
Just east.
Oh fuck.
i don't think this is a good idea.
Really no!
My friends did not survive the attack.
Thank you for assisting. I was certain to meet my end here as well.
Are you okay?
Physically, the damage is minor, but I am registering sadness and anger at the loss of my friends.
It may sound strange coming from a robot, but they were my family.
Again, I thank you for your efforts. I know they would have thanked you as well.
What kind of robot are you?
I am heavily modified, but at my core, I am an assaultron.
My name is Ega. This was the third time we've been attacked by robots like these.
Even with the weapon and detection upgrades Jackson gave me, I was unable to defend them.
I wonder who Jackson is, Steve. I want- Maybe it's the dead guy, directly to your right.
He must be targeting you for some reason.
Probability is high, but I am part of that reason.
Besides myself, Jackson also created Turing, Hertz, and Porter.
Our built-in modifications would be desired pieces of salvage.
We knew we ran the risk of encountering more of these hostile robots if we stayed in the Commonwealth.
If only we had made the decision to leave.
Well, you certainly paid that price.
Your apathy only increases my feelings of responsibility.
In recompense, I will seek justice for my friends and stop these robots from causing further harm.
It's time to uncover the source and confront their leader, the Mechanist.
You'll need help if you want to succeed.
I'm aware of this. I ask your assistance in stopping this Mechanist.
A dangerous mind should not control such power.
In return, I can give you the schematics to build your own robot workbench.
Say you have additional resources at this undertaking.
You want revenge, don't you?
I admit, my goal is two-fold.
Stopping the Mechanist both protects the Commonwealth,
and allows me to avenge my fallen friends.
I won't break the law she just left us off.
I owe it to them.
Now, we last saw a group of the Mechanist robots
at the General Atomics Factory.
You may find information there that will lead us to the Mechanist.
I will follow and assist with your permission.
you
Neat.
Triple Barrel Missile Launcher.
This thing has the highest, uh, frame.
Yep, still talking to me.
I don't like that.
I like this one's fine.
We're good.
Now we probably have some mods to put away.
Yippee!
Now we gooooo!
But where even was General Atomics?
What the fuck?
It's so far.
I got this stupid ass fucking robot following me around too man.
Jesus Christ.
Let's go get this show real quick.
Dumbass robot dude.
Dude, don't address me like you want anything.
Nah, man, I'm good.
I'm good, dude.
Tony Muster, thanks for selling it.
Trouble thanks for the bits.
Give a gabbling, though.
It's foggy, guys.
Guys, I told you guys, I'm Jersey Mike down, dude.
Excuse me.
I'm deli down.
I need to find a sandwich to reignite my passion for sandwich.
Okay, bro. What?
Yes, it's a fucking bear, man!
You got those.
Got your pull.
Got your subunit pull.
Guys?
The storm coming.
Is it a trailer park?
What is this?
Why did you do that?
I'm not cursed.
Why is this floating?
My cram!
Fine.
I wonder what happens if we sleep in this irradiated building.
Can you dive radiation?
Where does it take you to 1? 1? 21?
You become the Hulk? Wait.
That sounds amic.
This fucking bird, man.
That looks explosive.
Aluminums.
I'm sure you don't leave any sense useful behind.
I sure don't ever try to do that.
Yeah, you could call me the King scavenger.
It's trying to be difficult finding anything useful at this mess.
Okay.
Difficult for you, maybe?
Noob?
If you're gonna trauma know me you're gonna wait outside actually you know what hey wait there
Yeah, see ya
The power though no
Hey, come on
I suppose we're going in fellas
And he have 8 of BBL already. He's a robot.
So? What do you mean so? He doesn't have skin.
It's like requisite for a BBL.
Like you have to have skin.
What do you mean so?
You guys dumb. Do you not know what an epidermis is?
Octjet systems.
Hey, hold position.
Don't come in no matter how loud the screams get.
Mmm, I love classical music.
This music sounds what I must feel like to walk through like a hedge maze at a party in like the 1500s.
and then a servant brings you like some tea or some shit
you know what I mean
no and then you don't assassinate your target
no no no
no no
no
You fucking bitch.
I want to use all my laser bullets.
I will though.
fuck you can't forget that we have the
triple barrel rocket launcher now
guys was right about me
Yeah, stand down, noob.
bathroom.
Don't forget to check the mirrors.
Don't forget to take the soap.
I wonder if this helps you use for anything.
You know, it has been 210 years, kind of surprised by the amount of shit that I'm finding.
You know what I mean?
It don't make sense.
Unless it's only been
One month
No
As upon an isotope for an atom
I'll fuck that was hard Steve
Get your ass over here right now!
Are you mad?
I don't want to use all my fucking laser ammo on these guys man.
of these guys man. I remember what I did. Min-Tas, I missed those. Okay, we already
this. What we gotta do is we gotta hit him with the sneak attack.
do the drops about to happen in the song one day we're gonna pull one of those
goes out and it's going to be a bobblehead. And you guys won't think I'm stupid. Probably.
Unidentified intruder detected. Beginning search.
Well, at least I can open doors.
D.
Bro, what?
Did I miss one?
and
there we go
Blah blah blah
I'm not afraid of no robot what doesn't even have a mouth
You know what I mean?
How can you take a guy like that seriously?
doesn't even have eyelids. I wonder if this is what I imagined they imagined people would
do when they played this game. Actually, you know what they probably did? They probably
As soon as people were just gonna like follow the quest marker clear
Little sheep
Approach and identify yourself law citizens will not be harmed
I didn't do shit.
You're a newbie.
Wait.
Why is it doing so much damage?
Yes, save. Come on. Thank you.
Why did you wait?
You just think this is a bomb?
Nah, it ain't a bomb.
Yeah, we've looked at one of them and they came out.
Weird.
Yes!
Yippee!
Okay, I think this is about launching a spaceship into space.
But I gotta be honest.
So, what's the fuck I didn't tell you guys?
Can anyone guess?
He's illiterate.
Ooh.
Got it in one, dude.
Nice.
And what I'm gonna play some right now you really does not like sense dude
weird old robot. I should trip that up.
Oh, they're my dumbass robot talking, who fucking ass, dude?
Get a grip.
How come I always break them on the novice ones, dude?
Got it.
I picked 50 locks. I got a cheap them.
It said pick 50 locks. Ooh, thanks.
I don't think I've ever been excited to get an achievement. That's not true actually.
Leave mode, welcome to the game, Chip. Disregard.
That's the one one, though.
I think we're good up here. I feel like I missed something, but whatever.
third welcome to the game releasing soon oh i know billy
Oh, I know.
Are we done?
No.
What did I miss?
My dome.
Oh.
I saw something.
Just kidding.
ship. So what is the uh what is what is radium doing uh an alarm clock? It glows? If I if
If I were to lick...
Hypothetically, if I were to lick it enough, can I get like, giga cancer?
You know what I mean?
It would taste so good. Yeah, I know.
A bunch of ladies had to...
Oh!
Having the workers making them.
Oh!
Why did they have to lick them?
The paintbrushes?
How come they didn't just use like water? You know what I mean?
They stupid. No offense.
Oh, yeah, what am I missing here?
No way.
Oh, fuck.
Steve!
and
saves
, get over there, as
This is a quest location, I think you need a companion with you to explore all of it.
Alright, goodbye.
Wait, is my robot still in there?
Let's do a fucking robot.
Hey.
Yes.
Come on.
I'll take care of it.
Is the robot the companion?
No.
I got distracted.
That's quite enough classical radio view.
I want to hear some some spooky ambiance.
You think this makes me immune to bullets?
Steve Buck in his shopping cart and his other shopping cart.
Aida! Oops!
Yeah.
Most area islen.
Done.
Was there anything else?
That was it.
Alright.
Don't.
Uhh.
Ahem.
Ugh.
I can't eat fixed enough.
Let's.
I need some s-
I suppose I can d-
MMMMM.
it's the same pistol
one try to pick that up
all right you don't got no money dude
impact
why are they so fucking expensive
Why are they so fucking expensive?
I gotta fucking use Radex to be in this disgusting ghouls' hovel, dude.
I'm suffering quite a bit right now.
It's not going good for us.
Sounded like something was beating around in there.
Was just my dumbass robot.
Doctor, I need another shot.
Please.
Not many doctors around these days.
Should let me take a look at ya.
Wait, do you work for Volta?
Catch me up, doc.
I'll meet your...
Feeling sick.
Blood?
Jab me.
Done. Now, was there it?
Dude, nice eyes.
No other co-
Like an anime character.
You don't have anything?
We're gonna eat some food.
Gwana on a stick.
Followed by lemonade.
There it is.
The Desolate Wasteland.
Song.
Of Hell.
Dog spotted.
Get down!
Who the fuck is this dumbass dog?
Is he in the ground?
What are you doing down here, big dog?
I'm on my way!
Newcombe!
Where's this place?
Dog Detected!
Holy, that was awesome.
Not quite as cool as the dog obliterator, though.
What the f-
I got power armor!
Prepare to be annihilated!
I lost, but not forgotten!
Never be a serve on the first victorious!
Uh...
Call it!
Got him!
What do I have a clanker companion?
Thanks for friggin' quest dude.
Thank you, in this?
Huh?
Yeah.
I'm the main character.
What's up?
Magnifying glass.
Oh, Jeff. We love Psyche. Ow! Yeah. I'm making that noise. Come out. Got it.
Oh, Legendary Rare.
Well, when in doubt, met XL.
That's okay.
Let me reload real quick.
Powered.
Increase action point, refresh speed.
That's pretty cool.
I don't know what our right arm is right now.
Plus one strength and endurance.
That's pretty cool too though.
I don't really need more AP.
Yonk.
Hit a guineatical.
So.
I want the plus one endurance for the HP.
Because the giant be all like, yeah, I'm going to smash you with my hammer now and you die in some way, sub.
Actually, in the old tunnels connected to this facility, some of the residents explain
all I got here are the three men.
Old tunnels connected to this facility.
Well, uh...
saves upon a gun federal ration stockpile
Oh, let's finish out of here real quick.
Oh, no.
Just...
I can't tell what they're wearing.
until if it's like a hospital gown or what
they had no thanks for converting
walla-lo.
Here you guys know that?
The thing, as you went by our sail, when the monk, the monk who did the conversion,
he goes walla-lo.
That's a video game, guys.
I know you guys might not have done it, but it makes sense.
Do you remember who is a game?
On the PC?
Maybe you've heard of it.
Oh.
Shut the fuck up!
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
I'm tired of getting told to shut the fuck up, dude.
You only play Sony disc-based PS5 games?
Yeah, that's fair.
Where's my dumbass companion?
Wait here.
Hey.
Wait there.
I'd rather accompany you, but it's your decision.
You are exclusively to maybe carry my stuff, is it?
All right guys report has it that this is the the federal ration stockpile
could be some good some good scav here I called scab by the way I guess anyone's
I'm just wondering.
Here in shit.
How come I couldn't break that?
Nothing there now.
I'm gonna kill him.
You're gonna kill him.
Huh?
Hmm.
You're chill.
Don't you die at me!
Sorry, he's dead.
I shot her so hard her head was severed up from the neck.
Oh
Just give up
There's
I didn't know it could do that, it's a lot of tin cans.
It's got plasma ammo, what the fuck?
Guys, soon when we level up, are we about to get that lone thingy?
Wait, it's not going to work though if she's following me.
Wait, she's not following me, I told her to stay.
I don't know what's going to happen, I'm going to be honest.
Shut up.
Aluminium?
And I met X last a long ass time, what the hell?
Oh, good.
you
You
Master
By this one I素 never fall out 76
It wasn't like a decision I made between the two it
76 is trash dude. I don't know anything about either games
Okay, it's not a competition dude, okay
All games are beautiful unless they are battle royales or extraction shooters
then they are not beautiful.
I wish I could like I can favorite them but I wish I could just like have certain items at the top of this list.
I'm in clean gray suit potentially swag
There's a mod for that of that I have no doubt
Haven't I been here?
Oh, we got a map.
Now, this is the guy I killed from above.
I don't remember now.
Dude, shh.
Sweet.
That's it.
Yep, that's where I would sleep right next to the fusion react.
Sure.
I'm stupid as fuck, by the way, and I'm addicted to jet.
fan.
Holy pre-sage for 7.
Yep.
We saw him here.
No
Yeah
Don't worry it'll all be over soon fellows
You hope the entire bot gets muted?
That's not very nice.
I'm doing that!
Oh, it's a man!
Uh-uh.
Someone there?
No.
I was literally just thinking, there should be a trap here, right?
You like racing games? I've seen...
Do I really like that rally game? The Asado course open out or whatever?
That sure was cool.
Oh, you guys.
Stealth Archer, by the way.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Like, how do you play games like this?
Are you literally pooping melee weapons just holding sprint and charge stuff?
Are you a caveman?
You remember to wipe your ass when you're done shitting?
Sir, let's get to objective.
Let's get to objective.
I found it.
What?
You see Leia's dungeon chill?
Yeah.
I'm getting the entire Ghost in the Shell series spoiled for me.
I must have a concussion.
What the hell is that?
What the?
Operated TBH?
Most enemies overrated, it's just, most people that die just said like have never read like
a book.
So when some guys are like, hey, what if computer have soul?
They're like, what?
Why?
I can't use this.
I think if an enemy is going to be good, it can't do the Kojima thing where it's like...
Whoa.
Where it, uh...
It's too much about philosophy or whatever.
It's too oiled.
Why?
I don't know, because it's usually just kind of like a, like a worse interpretation of
like, philosophical ideas put forth like literal decades ago by like different people who
said it way better.
That's why.
So when I think when they lead into like comedy and like you know impressive art direction or whatever it's usually like really good but
That's just me.
You're allowed to like whatever you want.
And I don't care.
I'm trying to figure out what I should drop here.
Drop some of these.
Nuts.
Hehehe.
I got a level so I can get that perk.
Can you give all the Kojima Slop games 9 out of 10 scores?
Um, yes.
I did.
Do you need me to explain why?
Or can you figure it out?
Okay, so the other terminals are right here too.
to King.
Hey, where'd you guys see it?
What?
Ding.
Yippee!
There it is.
Plus 50 weight.
And it doesn't work because the robot's outside waiting for me.
No.
No...
Anyone else? Oh, shit.
Wait, no- that one had a name.
So...
The Highlander.
I will say, I think Ghost in the Shell is great.
Rage bait incoming?
No, the uh...
I think it's great.
You're not blind.
Relax.
Nah.
I broke your turret.
Yeah, you will.
Bram, bram, bram, bram.
Don't placate them.
I'm not, I'm not playing any one. I think the, uh, the anime is cool. I think it's core theme is cool. Password.
And interesting.
I don't need that. Or maybe I do need that. I just don't know if I need that.
Forcin, F-O-R-S-I-N clears you any day of the week, Unk. Bro, you don't even know how to spell your
Oshie's name, dog. What's going on?
maybe we can... I mean we're never gonna use this
or this although it is studded leather
why cannot scrap this oh because is it because it's legendary
oh boy can't wait to get rid of my companion so I can carry more weight
I was asking for the good radio station.
Don't care.
I don't know what happened.
I discovered an interesting thing.
You don't want your entire time with little maggots on the run and then blam.
I remember a face full of plaster and nothing when I woke up and bean-town brewing time
and I was like, I'm gonna give them a thing that looks just up on the way out of here.
Send more of those snack cakes to the way Simon's gonna chop me to bits.
I'm scared he's a real intimidating guy.
some more cakes. Think of your sister, me. Just help.
I don't know how much longer they're gonna let me live if they keep, if you keep sending
these lousy supplies. Deviled eggs, come on. My life is on the line here, red.
I hear them talking about if they're gonna do me an extra bit and doesn't get,
have better stuff, it ain't good. No more eggs, lily.
What was the name of this lady? Red Tourette.
Did she come here to save her sister and then she was dead?
Because the letters were so red.
Oh, we'll find out.
What do you think the like the likeness is?
Mm-mm
I took that what do you yum yum
Got it.
Up here, Tower Tom Goode sniffing around the front entrance, Lil and I interrogated them.
It sounds like Liquid died. They've got going on with the brewery and the workers are welcome.
Apparently Tower Tom's got some sort of planifies way in here and steal our food.
Lil's gone. Tower Tom and his boys have been around the stockpile today in the chaos.
Lil went missing. I sent out a cruise to see if anyone could find him.
But I'm pure for the worst.
Thompson, one guy's in there,
a warplap bastard's heart out and nailed to my wall.
Son of a base tower, Tom's got a little,
he's making a right me letters begging for supplies.
Says he's gonna cut her up if I don't.
Ready to get a crew together to go rest there,
but they talk me down.
Said Tom would just kill her if we made a move,
but we gotta do something.
I'll give that big fuck his food for now,
but not before I'm nuts, get a chance to market.
Heh heh.
Another letter from Lilba's on his office,
she calls me red.
I hate that name, and she knows it.
something I think something's happened comes recruiting hard now these got our
provisions I'm gonna send one of my boys to sign up see if you can't figure out
what's going on
mass at the bean tambourine said there was no sign of Lil anywhere in the
place Thomas to move to somewhere I've seen a crew to start looking for hanging
there we're coming
okay I killed this lady
True.
I wouldn't have if I knew that.
Probably.
Psycho.
Nah.
Nah
Drop all my tin cans, they only weigh 0.1
Why am I not celebrating America's birthday?
Sing Lurks and Chow right now, otherwise I'm gonna report you to ICE.
Hallelujah!
So I got outside wearing a shirt that said, this is my pride, flagging it was the US flag.
Good for that kid.
Good for him, good for him.
He's having a good time.
That's what Jeff said.
That guy fixes my car.
yep probably ain't nothing wrong with that that's the honest word
think Elon Musk gonna fix your car liberal? doubt it
you think Barack Obama's gonna fix your car? doubt it
busy
Take your fingers out of your ears right now, dude.
Yep, unrefined today boys.
Ooh, can't water!
Yeah
We take as you're the solo. Here we go. It's coming up
Bam-Bam nuke on the shelf wait what?
Wow.
That's not blinding at all, but...
Alright, wait till you guys hear this one, you know.
Let me if you heard this one.
Maybe we should have gone on the back door actually, might have let us to a little extra
loot.
Hold up.
Oh, no.
He got the redore, you stupid fuck!
Hey!
You're pissing me off!
I got so many guns.
Welcome! Aw. She's dead, though. She attacked me first, by the way.
self-defense
Cool once more
Brain fungus
Hahaha!
Y'all want some brain fungus?
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Maybe I don't know the lyrics ice
Oh for it.
Uh oh.
Cleared.
Clear!
Uh-oh, my robot.
Man, I gotta go fucking get her.
Rundle Stash 6 for 7.
Now that's a name.
Does anyone here play competitive Yu-Gi-Oh?
since 2009. Hey, come on. Yep. But what can I oh yeah, I got the suit. You see the music
do these things stack by the way I'm here sneeze
thanks these things are heavy let's go
Hey! Remember the America fuck yeah song? Um no. That song is hurtful satire.
Harmful... Harmful divergent thoughts. You just missed the robot for the perk to work?
Yeah, but I gotta go do her stupid fucking quest, so I might as well just keep her around for a little bit.
That's the only reason she here.
Her quest is an entire DLC.
Wait, did one of the DLCs literally just a one quest?
That's fair, I did see your job fair.
I mean we hit this.
We hit this.
Swag.
I didn't even get experience with that dude.
Dude, I just hate having companions like this in video games, I just fucking hate it dude.
I got KS'd by this stupid fucking invincible robot.
Dude, I hate it because it literally just walks around, gets shot, doesn't die, kills stuff.
If I don't shoot the thing that it kills, I don't get experience with the thing that it kills.
There's no tension, dude.
Uh-oh.
Good thing they can't open doors.
Okay, I just discovered something.
It keeps the accuracy of when you like lock in the bats attack.
Even though he got closer.
That's cringe.
But also good, isn't it?
B Combat Shotgun.
Yonk?
Oh, 45 Pipe Bistle.
Nah.
Wasteland Survival Gun.
Collect extra meat from Animal Kill.
Yes.
Oh yeah.
I'm voice acting a Fallout game.
oh yeah yeah all right
If anything's waiting for us around here, we'll need us.
Time is down.
Did I get experience for that? I think I did.
It's dangerous.
He was friendly?
Bro glowing right in the dark dude like what do you what do you want from me?
So
For the zoomers and chat this is a reference to hippies guys
You guys, you guys ever hear about hippies?
You guys know what a hippie is?
What's a hippie reference?
Basically like they would say stuff like that, because they were so zonked on marijuana cigarettes.
You ever heard of marijuana cigarettes? I know you mainly use the vape pods or whatever.
The Pendulum and Onk?
Yes.
Easy.
Choose Protocols.
Just Be Protocols.
Is it making them not move anymore?
I'm partying with Indian girls, and they're making me send this.
Or what?
No, you're not.
Bro's at the club right now, and then mustered up the courage to speak to two Indian girls,
and they're like,
Alright, we need to check if this guy's a bird or not, dude.
Let me see the apps on your phone.
What's this one?
oh it's twitch it's like it's a website where people make content oh yeah pull it up go to your
follow list who's that guy why are you watching that old guy play video that's it oh I don't
really watch I was just go to his chat and I could make fun of him pretty much
I just make fun of them.
What the?
You stupid bitch.
They're coming for you robot.
What?
Sins is off!
Okay, didn't ask.
Can we get your best hippie impersonation for the fourth?
Yeah, I got you, bro.
You ready?
When you turn 18, I want you to move out.
Is it arms clipping into the wall?
Alright, I got another one for you.
Stop eating so much avocado toast.
That was a good one, that was a good one.
But uh, why don't you just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and work a little bit harder?
Sound like you're dead?
Good.
get it done!
now I can't weapon shot
build and activate radio beacon
oh my god
this is a place I was supposed to be
I was just killing stuff
dude I'm telling you guys right now man if I still smoke weed
I swear to god I would literally just walk around
and kill stuff non-stop in this game for like 200 hours
eventually be the... I get it, dude. I understand. I truly do.
Where can I get him built?
Oh.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
Robot work?
Oh, we won't be building that.
Alright, time to try and remember where this bitch is.
Right here.
Did we do it?
This won't work without power.
Fuckin' bitch.
Make me use my screws on those worthless ass dump.
I'm gonna make two.
caps up here in my inventory. Let's go back to let's go back to town and drop our shit off.
Do this robot bitch's quest. I wonder, I mean I assume we should just have her with us.
You guys like the digs by the way?
You don't have to have her with you. Yeah, but isn't she like important to the story or whatever?
You ought to be careful. I can fix most things. But people don't fix the least.
Okay. You know what you did.
Nothing I hate more than Raiders scumdads. If you think I'm-
What now? I'll let you know if I hear of any settlements that need our help.
In the meantime, make sure to offer help to anyone that needs it. Like any help or cause.
I've heard that Polk's at Finch Farm needs some help.
The Minutemen should be the ones to answer that call.
Excuse me.
Is there something you need?
I want to trade a few things.
Of course.
Looks like I got like a reject wrestler.
Anything else?
Looks like Sergeant Slaughter, but like batter and cooler.
No.
Okay.
Cooler no, okay
How does a job or Jim?
You know what you have to do
Just thinking how wonderful it would be to get out of this internal raid.
Hold on.
We know I'm not the only person here who's lost something.
I just...
What?
Where the fuck did he go?
You'll never be safe.
Nice.
That's all your yellow.
Maybe I'm tripping.
I'm tripping.
Yo.
I'm not going to do any more oppressive quests.
Fuck you.
I am interested in this, that, uh, we can, yeah, these, in general.
Our little sanctuary revival project has really helped.
We're in Diamond City already?
I kind of wanted to work my way down.
Take my vital things.
Look.
It's actually kind of crazy at all the spots that we've been to.
We got a sort of motherfriking inventory, dude.
Oh yeah.
Hold.
I gotta rename these things.
I want this one, if only.
Six screws, man.
I should have done more.
Dude, it's mine, bro.
I got, I got, I got eight screws, fellas.
I'll try to make myself useful, no one has to see a grown man feeling sorry for himself.
I still ain't perfect, but we're surviving.
I mean, we got glow sights, that's the goat.
This requires no screw.
We're just range okay.
Don't need paint.
Let's get the ammo.
My neighbor hit himself with a firework and has to go to the hospital.
Yeah, I'd be like that.
They do be like that.
Dude, like...
How many bullets we got? 12.
good bye double barrel shotgun we served well
good bye
we got to rename our ship
Glittering or
Perfect
Oh gotta put away our various drinks that we picked up
And then we got to cook some food
Inventory management.
Salisbury steak.
Oops, I don't really need that though.
Okay.
This will have a fallout situation, IRL?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, dude.
Uh, let's grab everything out.
Well, let's look at some soups.
No.
But do you know you were sent?
Aw.
Hey, thanks for seven
All right one more go
So I guess you're using the process food to like make meals or anything like that
Keep the drugs
Wait
Inventory management.
Will I ever need this stuff?
Probably not.
hmmm
but i didn't mind it like, whoops
Oh
What's weighing so much
Actually though I have no idea
Carries 10 weapons.
Okay, so the rocket launcher does weight 36.5 pounds, but...
You think ammo has weight?
Wrong.
Probably wrong.
Yeah, my armor's pretty heavy.
You don't really need 21 Radaway.
It only weighs 0.1 though.
Wait, what?
I miss this shit.
I think I didn't continue scrolling down.
Get up there Steve.
your terrain. Remember to empty your mods.
Wearing power armor would make it better. I'm gonna pee and get some coffee.
RQ, TBH.
List below.
BRB.
I don't know why I'm doing this.
Redoots!
Greetings!
Will you be watching the 4th of July speech?
Nah, catch the bod.
Greetings!
We'll be watching the 4th of July speech.
Now catch the VOD.
Boom.
moist joe the experts of it
psycho jet
buff jet
argument make jet
That's cool.
Kind of don't like how it's made out of cow manure, but whatever.
Someone said that...
I'm one Preston quest away from the Giga quest.
Hmm...
Why is there a marker there?
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Thank you.
Oh, what was that?
Oh, yeah, we never finished these guys off.
What?
Oh, yeah, we never finished these guys off.
What?
I got a new shotgun with your name on it, big dog.
How come he's not dying, bastard?
Oh, that's a bone, guys.
Again
Where did the first body go
Beep.
Scribe Ferris.
Defo me for some.
I swallowed wrong.
starts bleeding. The bullet must have hit an artery.
Brantus, if you get this, I hope you made it back to Aslan in time.
There's nothing you could do for me. Get to the bunker up north.
You'll survive. That's all that...
all that matters.
Yeah, fuckin' inhaled my coffee.
Youch.
I don't remember where I killed the other guy, eh, whatever, he probably had poopy garbage
on him anyway.
legendary butt plug. I don't think so.
This is this way. 10. Not bad.
Check this out. Swag.
Where'd the bunker at?
I still have a marker here, ignore that.
Load the FM holotape, that's a marker on me, that's a marker on me.
We will do one more Preston Quest on the offense to unlock something.
Ba-ba-ba.
Anyway...
This guy's almost level 20.
Oh, God, I think you said it.
Yeah, what wrong with that?
What wrong with that?
I'm playing... I played the game.
Are you ready to play the game?
You can remove the robot's arm so it doesn't steal kills.
Wait that's awesome.
Hurry up.
Where are you talking to me like you're human?
I don't like that.
I'm a noob.
I'm gonna link the mod that turns it into a sex robot.
No.
Yes.
No.
I'm good.
These bottles are burgundy.
like the music I put on? It's classical music.
Industrial science, shortening.
But how?
There's gotta be something in here, right?
No, sir.
Pickman's calling cards.
We're dead.
Pikmin was here, find me if you dare.
map update of Pikmin Gallery that might be the place when we were oil
Shorting last night someone was like
What's going on over here is he okay no
He did
I got no arms.
I'll save you, Power Armor Man.
if he keeps getting inked out...
oh no
I got him.
Oh, he had a lighter.
That's a dead one.
I'll speak to you in a moment.
I'm a loot.
Alright, I'm ready to speak to you now.
Hey.
We appreciate the assistance, civilian.
But what's your business here?
Before I answer, will you tell me who you are?
In due time.
If you want to remain in our compound, I suggest you answer my question first.
I'm just trying to survive out here.
Like everyone else.
The way you charged in and engaged those ferales, I find that a bit difficult to believe.
Are you from a local settlement?
Do all these questions really matter?
After all, I help you fight those ferales.
This would be much easier for both of us if you cooperate.
Now, fuck, where are you from?
I'm from Vault 111.
You're a Vault-weller?
Most people wouldn't admit to such a thing.
I appreciate your honesty.
If I appear suspicious, it's because our mission here has been difficult.
moment we arrived in the Commonwealth we've been constantly under fire if you
want to continue pitching in we could use an extra gun on our side that all
depends how much are you paying we need allies not opportunistic mercenaries I
have no inclination to pay for your services I'll continue to help but you
owe me an explanation first very well I'm Paladin dance brotherhood of steel
over there is scribe hailing and knight Reese we're on recon duty but I'm down
a man and our supplies are running low I've been trying to send a distress call
to my superiors but the signals too weak to reach them sir if I may proceed
hailing I've modified the radio tower on the roof of the police station but I'm
afraid it just isn't enough what we need is something that will boost the
signal our target is Arcjet systems and it will be there the technology we need
The deep range transmitter. We infiltrate the facility, secure the transmitter, and bring it back here.
So what do you say? You willing to lend the Brotherhood of Steel a hand?
Yeah, no time to waste. Let's get moving.
Outstanding.
Hey, let's take Greece inside and find his wounds.
Yes, sir.
Greece.
Steel's your medicine?
Once you're on your feet, I want you to make certain that perimeter is secure.
I'm on it all right civilian. It's time to prove your worth head into the police station and resupply yourself
Then let me know when you're ready to begin. Let's move out people. All right big guy. Let's go
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming
Can I take anything
Inactive distress pulsar
Stimpact
Hey, why are you standing around here like there's nothing to do? Okay, that's just waiting for you
Okay, bro
I'm gonna go this dude's personal logs
Don't care.
Glideous?
Oh, okay.
So, let's leave it there, there thing.
Dead.
Dead. Alive. Dead. Dead. Dead. Recon. Yolink.
So you're gonna patch me up or what?
I don't know. You're brightness is what...
Guilt grab, Halon. Personal log entry, 324A.
I'm starting to wonder if joining the Brotherhood of Steel was a good choice.
Ooh!
Sorry about the other guys.
She just left us laying around.
the field scribe I suppose only time will tell how long I can stand the site of
spilled blood over my own moral fiber this sounds like heresy perhaps we
should report her we're going to be able to hold out here yeah
We're getting so many screws right now, bros.
Holy moly.
Patrolman's sunglasses.
Yeah, but what they look like though?
We look like a cop.
Sweet.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
Reinforcement is our coming.
We sure are taking a sneak time.
Hey, if Alan and Dan says we're coming, then we're coming.
I can hear you. I can hear you. I can hear you. Getting kind of pissed off.
We have so many Stimpax right now, dude.
Aluminium?
I can't wait till you're gone, bitch.
down here. Nothing dude. Ooooo. Yield drug stash? Yield missile?
Who are you talking to?
I'm through easy sedition logs winter holiday blood that's the corrupt cup
It references both of the holotapes we've already found.
Who's your barber?
I want to get that cut, too.
Uh, nature?
Beer.
Yeah, just pretend I have a fade, except it's just the front of my hair.
Front fade.
Move.
Motorpool.
I'm all forehead.
It's just how it is, bro.
I mean, most guys these days, they're all side of the head.
You know what I mean?
Rockin' the fade.
I'm a trendsetter, bros.
fashion is cyclical okay back in the day dude people used to be bald as fuck by
choice they'd wear wigs think about that
check the roof there's a paper on there
It wasn't by choice it was because of the lice.
Sure bro, were you there?
Yeah, I got the extra substances. They wore wigs because of the Chlamydia.
Sure.
Looked like a floppy barrel, I think.
It was Syphilis who'd make their hair fall out.
Hmm, you know quite a bit about Syphilis, don't you, chatter?
What's up with that?
There's the only guy.
You're hired help. There's all there is to it
Hired help or not I got the job done got some backbone good you'll need it if you keep hanging with us
We'll talk to me run off and see if top needs you to do anything else
We'll fuck his top
Talk to element.
Bommelhead incoming boys.
I can feel it.
I can feel it dude.
Just you wait.
Spy right down here, huh?
Goodness.
Guys, there was no bobblehead.
Do I need to talk to this paladin to go?
Yes.
We should probably leave him here and do this, uh, eat our quest real quick.
Oh, there's a dead guy up here.
There's also drugs though.
Hmm.
Drug.
I mean, where are these fatigues beneath our armor?
Nah, traveler.
Any questions not quick?
That's okay.
This guy will wait here as long as I want him to, because he's a stupid fucking computer
Program bitch
Yep
Fuck
Is my caper said a single word since the intro?
Yeah, he said many words actually.
Deposit or trash?
Capo?
What are we at?
180?
Ow.
It don't matter.
out
It don't matter. Oh, it's all a new cold we picked up
Me on me on me on me on me on I
Love organizing my inventory. I love organizing my inventory. I love organizing my inventory
Inventory!
Organizing my...
Inventory!
Boom.
Surely we don't need that man.
Good enough.
I tried the gray suit I picked up yet no
Nay traveler nay
When are you gonna try it break man? I don't know I really don't like that. She's sleeping in my bed
You know what I call a good day a one that ends without an empty stomach easy living this ain't
We ain't got enough water.
We got enough water.
We got enough food.
I ain't playin' more food.
Oh
Ding
of
I'm sorry. Shut up.
You certainly know your way around the world, Bench.
No Psycho Jet, no deal, dude.
There was one more thing I was going to do, but I can't remember.
How's the dormitory doing?
Settler detected.
Hang on.
Okay, this one's already assigned.
Wait, they're all assigned.
Oh, we assigned them to, uh...
The people who don't move.
The ones with the names.
I'm here in fireworks dude!
Ooh, fireworks dude!
So cool.
The fireworks.
Oh, we can get the next one.
to
When we're done with this robot ladies plus do we're gonna be able to carry so much stuff
Oh fuck
of
always
in a little FPS drop in this uh...
this city center
shitty computer? question mark?
good
kidney obliterated
the
fuck am I going south was
I guess
Wanda glue!
So...
What?
No.
How come they move like SCPs?
Do you think it's a framerate thing?
Who the fuck are you?
No, they are SCPs.
You good? Yeah, they're dead.
good sense on site. Rest in peace, soldier. Rest in peace.
my map just update. That's a wall. I just hear her fucking plopping around outside man. Go away.
The fuck was that?
Got it. Got it. That's my line.
Lighter. Plus oil.
So, text map again because I got distracted again.
South West.
There's an impressive amount of shit just laying around, actually.
I
My plan is about 15,000 mods I do have some mods I
Got the invulnerability mod makes me vulnerable. Yes. He's don't know that word means I don't want to take the bridge
I should really bind our radax, huh?
Let's do minus.
Nice.
Guys, what's that noise?
What's up?
Guys, what's that noise?
What's up?
Burn!
How do you miss that?
I'm dying of cancer right now.
Yes.
Ratter Roach's son or a Myrler catchling daughter?
Ratter Roach, dude.
That's it.
Well, let's check the boat.
That seems important.
Yeah, I know we will because you literally cannot die.
That's the fucking brawl, old.
Ew.
I can't shoot him when they're in the water.
I don't want to drink the water.
So we are uh, we're getting cancered up dude.
Yeeewwww.
Missile.
Oh you're just gonna body block him off.
double-tap melee and enemy
EEL alright watch out for mimes guys
E3 camera?
Okay, ignore the pop-ins, though.
Wait, isn't this the place where that lady's sister was?
Uh-oh.
Guess we're going in.
It's crazy that even with Radex we were taking so much radiation damage.
Nice hops.
Moon my penis fell off La Mal.
Well, you gotta be more careful with this fireworks buddy, okay?
I wonder if I've missed any bobbleheads.
Surely we have.
Got it.
Lost on Canada Day being superior to 4th of July.
You have the King of Being alive, buddy.
Country Cuck.
Next question.
Are you throwing something?
I don't want you in here.
No.
Hold.
I'll get it done.
Okay, what the fuck was that?
He won't fly it.
It's him!
I knew it.
One more, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Now we're calm!
Light hunting rifle.
That's the same one.
well you didn't have any legendary combat armor right arm a light weight
this guy definitely has a lot of booze I don't know what the booze is for that
except destroying my inventory space
I'm gonna use these green subroutines while the laser is in the room, and I'm gonna say
a thousand corporate stickers will be on the way.
Okay, I don't want to know the recipe anyway, dude.
Fuck you.
Missed magazine?
Yes.
Where, dude? Where, bro?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Nice.
Since part of her crew to out, oh, we killed her.
We were going to start deserting if we didn't turn up anything edible soon.
Closer to reserve the third stockpile, but it seems Lily and the red treads parents never
taught those bitches to share.
We're going to have to make a move.
We don't hear from far too soon.
We're going to start with the stockpile with Lily right in the crew.
We're dug in like ticks.
What could I have for our men before we could bolt?
Dragonhook managed to grab a couple of hostages and move to Trader for a couple of snack cakes.
It's Lily.
I'd recognized the bitch anywhere.
The hostages from the raid up to my room, the second hour I knew we were saved and I
ran out of the deal with us and well she prefers getting her sister back in pieces.
So much food when I told her we had her sister, Rhett thought I was full of shit but one mother
from the little sis cleared up things real quick, now the crates are pouring in and we
are sort of the recruits of this railroad to make a move on Corvaga or DB Tech for ten
years out.
How the fuck did this shit get loosed again, that bitch she was fucking four, was still
half asleep when she came at me, I thought I was aiming at her leg now there's blood
everywhere.
Gotta clean this up, do something with the body, this can't get out red, so I'm not going to give a shit if it shines or if her sister's dead.
Remember the fact that caravan trade trips into the whole crew went to Hida, except it never showed because it didn't exist while everyone was out of statue of this body in one of the vats.
I think she even improved the flavor.
That's one problem solved.
But this gang is dead in the water unless the food keeps coming in.
Someone iced red in her old fucking crew gonna send out some scouts make sure
whoever cleared the place ain't setting up shop then the stockpiles are
saluted that's me seems someone took down Jared
maybe I killed a guy named Jared well you're dead and noob
Blind.
You talking about the elevator?
I was going to wait.
I wanted to look around first.
Give me your money.
Mag by the bed.
Oh yeah, nice.
You're not able to build picket fencing.
Wow, that's awesome.
I don't know to be honest, I'd be so pissed if that was like the first magazine I ever found.
You can make picket fence.
Wow.
Empty.
Badora.
Clean black suit.
I'm wondering if I can get in one of these bags and find her body.
Ballistic Biber seems rare.
What do you know?
They're drinking people, dude.
That's so close
You missed bitch
How do we get in here there's those big bats
I wonder how my dumbass robots do it.
TCL?
Yeah, let's go clip and see if the body's actually in there.
Let's see if they want the extra mile, dude.
I
So
Don't think of drugs
Well fuck a shot up dude
They're still behind.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah behind.
That's her by the way.
Says the drug addict?
Yeah, if they're taking the drugs, that means I can't loot it off of them.
Because it's gone.
Which is why they should stop.
So I can do the drug.
Jett, that's a dub.
love seeing a little bit of jet. I got 80 lockpicks. I round up. Nice. Someone in here,
If you guys eat cockroach, if it was big enough, you eat them now.
You think there's a guy who like, lives in a cockroach infestation and will like, reach
over and like, chomp on one and say get like a snack.
Asmongold.
No dude.
Eats three dollar steaks.
From the dollar general.
Hmm, I feel like there should have been more up here.
I'm hearing static.
You read a big ass burger from a gas station?
No, but I got, I got a tiktok one time of like a trucker guy who was getting interviews
like, yeah, gotta get me some of the bag, the pickle in the bag.
Uh, and then like, you know, just going around picking out all the gas station food he's going to have on the fucking roller dot, yeah, they're...
Is there like another...
I mean, it's below me.
Weeeeee!
It was.
Watch lined up.
Oh, there's a bull- oh man.
No.
I'm also making videos of a, there's like a Bone Labs custom game where you play a serial
killer.
He's just like a hunt people down and it's like PvP.
It was really fucking funny.
You saw that?
It looks crazy because it's a VR.
Did it like for let me set the scene.
OK, imagine like you're moving like you're in fucking Boneworks, dude.
OK, because it's a VR game.
You know, like Horror Map, Dark Forest.
Three human beings in a van.
You jump on the van.
You're stabbing through the roof of the van.
They stop briefly.
You open the door manually because it's a VR game.
So you reach for the fucking door and you pull it open and then you grab one of the motherfuckers and pull them out and start
Stabbing it was it was insane. Dude. I was like, holy fuck, man
I think like sometimes I like
You go back in like the 90s, right they had the ESRB form in America or whatever
Can you imagine
trying to defend a game like that in the early night it's not dude it's not
making anyone kill it like literal visceral act of pulling people to the
ground and stabbing them like literally doing the motion dude good luck
Looks like diarrhea.
You bet it feels good, TVH.
Dude, it's actually so fucking weird, dude.
like
you imagine
like you have some gorilla tag right?
how do you have to do like the motion?
can you get winded?
or I get winded
you like get to move like a gorilla you have to fucking
you know what I mean?
imagine doing like a four hour gaming session of this like
like murder mod for bone-bone laughs and like you take the VR it's enough wipe the sweat
away dude holy shit well we're done here hey come on
I've never lost anyone before.
Probably something to do with this.
Still here is new to me.
Imagine I split like...
Yeah, someone said my shoulder is really sore for stabbing people in VR.
Yeah, like imagine like going downstairs after that.
Your mom or your dad's like, oh man, you look like you just worked out.
Yeah.
Oh, workout where you doing, son?
Well, you see, there's this game.
It's gonna sound crazy, but...
Just save Beat Saber.
Circling the exhibit.
hello moon deck we can't take this yet
mom or dad is everyone in the chat is a fat ass millennial
there could be a zoomer in chat of course just tell me what you need help
with there's a group of raiders and we'll leave us alone sealing our food
Supplies threatening us if we can't give them what they want. We know where they're coming from, but we can't go to them ourselves
I'll see what I can do good. We didn't know who else to turn to Steve fuck doesn't mince words also. I'm gonna rob you
Yep
But I'm just wondering if the reward was worth the rest.
Um, it was one bottle cap, so no, it wasn't worth it.
Backstreet Apparel. Cambridge Polymer Labs.
I do have a fat ass bus because I can double up 350 pounds.
How come fat people always be like,
Yeah, but I'm a power lifter though. What's up with that?
Because they're power lifting when they get out of bed every day.
I'm so pathetically weak dude, I don't even know.
I wonder... I wonder how much I could deadlift.
Maybe like 20 pounds? Is that chill?
That's sad. Yeah.
You can do 100kg easy?
I don't know man, that sounds like a hernia wing to have.
I don't know, dog.
Deadlift your kid?
I can lift my kid up.
I don't know if I can deadlift him though.
Nah, probably get a Bs.
After Gordy, start the Vegeta semen retention.
What's up?
Thanks.
Yes, sure. I'm Geng.
That was in the army.
Sounds like you need me regardless, so let's get down to brass tacks.
I am pleased to offer you the position of sales coordinator. Expect a loquacious future in haggling for military funding.
Would you like the orientation before beginning your work in the labs?
Sure, orientation.
The orientation is intended to provide the new employee with a history of the company to enrich their working experience.
Would you like the orientation before beginning your work in the labs?
Why do you look like Steven Seagal?
What kind of do, actually?
Sure. Why not?
Wonderful.
Action hero Steven Seagal, hero of the waste.
What the?
Please find an open seat, and we will begin the presentation.
I'm ready.
of Cambridge Polymer Labs lies in the research of a group of brilliant graduate students,
John Elwood, Erica Woolham, and Wilfred Burdman, met during their time together at CIT. This slides.
Those that met their graduation, their research into nuclear-strategic piezoelectric polymers
caught the attention of Colonel George Camp in the fall of 2073. In the spring of 2074,
the company was founded with a generous grant provided by the defense experimental research
project initiative the research produced this tier has resulted in several of the components used
in a liberty prime project that led to the successful defense of anchorage the company
enjoys a strong relationship with the military and welcomes your addition to the research team
that helps build a better America.
Please follow me to the research lab
so that you may begin your work.
Complimentary beverages are provided for employees.
Please label any food or cigarettes you leave in the break room.
Did I bet Instamash tastes so fucking good, dude?
Holy fuck.
Oh my god.
The mashed potatoes are so fucking good, man.
Not too much butter.
Oh, she gave me an outfit.
Busy Robin you wench and um
Uh dirty tan suit. Well, I guess we'll take the helmet off then
The research staff will greet you on the other side of the clean room. Thank you for your attention and welcome to the team. Thanks
Please enter the clean room
I have been instructed to inform you that Director Elwood is issued mandatory overtime due to acclimated milestones.
In terms of submission, standards are currently to be the last until the piece of the planning project is completed.
Please report to the project lead, Dr. Elwood Woola, for specific research assignment, starting decontamination sequence.
Contamination detective, initiated decontamination sequence.
Ow.
Stop.
Well, I hope that's not my boss.
We have to complete the research project, dude.
I know science. What kind of a... we... can't... we dabbled.
They are known, Keese electric material properly applied polymer of gold and lithium hydride
that a localized conversion of ionizing radiation to electrical energy might be achieved.
This method of compact energy harvest may improve suitable for application to a pre-existing
power armor currently and used by US armed forces.
in the lab and just cut the hole through the city and bring to the art wall well
He needs to face way up with that suicide.
Blah blah blah.
Wait.
Yeah.
Guys, I hear a Zambi.
Sounded like there was an atomic bomb going off, seems to have been southwest of the city.
The phone lines have been jammed.
Well, time to take the suit off.
Fidora is so cool though.
That's a good thing to can use doors.
You guys hear that?
Isotope sample. Unidentified sample.
Coding applicator.
Yeah, we'll come back though.
If they're out there, we'll find them.
We can't touch the last train.
Power weapon set.
I got shot.
Hey, wait there, don't want to help, also fuck you.
What are you gonna do, man?
You can reach that.
You can't make that jump.
I can make that jump.
Alright, so the experiment's simple.
We just need to use gold as a polymer.
easy peasy. Any gold? I might have gold on me. What the fuck?
That's meanable is that all.
Oh, sure.
Yeah, microscope, swag, swag.
Unidentified sample 65.
hmm yes very science-related I suspect
I won't be doing a puzzle
Spelled wrong.
Typo.
Typo!
Leak detective re-activated stoop containment.
Personnel advised to evacuate the facility until proper maintenance can be performed.
And the event that evacuates is all possible, particularly if Susan must be warned.
I don't have one of those.
Oops.
My character is saying stuff, isn't he?
Chief fighting?
Stop!
I don't know why I'm not- oh, there we go.
Oh, I got a hard one, dude.
Ha ha ha!
Anyway, so I go first.
No, don't drink.
It's good.
This was so loud that I thought it might be something I'm hearing of.
U-2A3.
Okay, man.
I'm turning this shit off.
I've had enough.
Okay, man, I'm turning this shit off.
I've had enough.
Ooh, the jackpot.
We got like a bunch of different samples and shit.
1,000 rad resist with the downside
no armor if I can just swap to it
Hi, is this multiplayer? If so, what server you on? U.S. East? And yeah, this is multiplayer.
We're doing some extrax-x fill gameplay.
Okay, multiple alarms are going off now.
I was not even fucking possible.
I don't think that helps, guys.
Well, I guess we're hazmat-tube.
The other way for the door text is tab out.
I was mashing tab out.
Uh...
Here, have all of this, Smile.
Drop it.
So.
What the?
Fuck it, oh, it's Featherduster.
Is there another one?
Nope.
Actually, I have so much Mentat, Steve.
But what if I made some psycho jet?
Haven't found any psycho.
What do we need for psycho?
Acid circuitry hub flower.
Stimpac.
Okay.
I don't know how much acid I have.
I also don't know what gives me acid.
Turpentine is antiseptic.
First search. Wait.
This guy's wicked smart.
Wicked.
Ooh, that is swag. And he's got the sunglasses, dude.
I don't need that dirty-ass Trilby though, I got my own.
You understand me, bitch?
I'm in the roof.
Gorham, thanks for subbing.
to
say penis are and
What does it mean?
We're all got so many of these samples.
Controls can be found on containment lamp C5.
Okay, set the override.
Uh, clean room.
Access locked by JLWood.
Icetope container.
Blablabla blablabla, those are the turrets.
Mandatory overtime, blablabla.
Okay.
It would appear in the midst of my skimming that
our way out was revealed to me.
was revealed to me radioactive containment password but I want to solve the puzzle
Oh F**K!
You devil
Chill out man.
I'm hitting tab.
Something is hitting her.
Oh!
Okay, open the door.
What is actually happening?
Oh wow, look at that, the door opened.
Let's hit him.
I gotta eat some food.
That thing shot me twelve times in the face.
Uh, yeah.
It opened!
Clear.
Would Tony Soprano use console commands?
Where's in the mafia dude?
Ow.
Oops.
Oh, we can still do it.
I need you to hold some more stuff, okay, I think we have everything we need to try this.
reagent
okay just picked up
Scan loaded reagents. Hydrochloric acid and tungsten.
Fabrication parameters.
We need lithium hydride and gold.
Apply output to metal hard form.
Could it be?
Wait, is it saying what they are on the thing?
Wow, we got it.
No, it's just a different color.
Uh, run.
Hello, Memnarch.
Cover the viewing window. Dispense up the wall panel.
Yes!
This is Power Armor.
Okay, but it doesn't say it completely though.
Weird.
said a while ago yeah cuz I completed the optional objective which was to find a way
to escape heads up yes sir when I said it didn't say that I completed I mean the objective
hasn't changed in my quest log. Hold this, and this, and this, and this, look at where
the quest isn't your long. I don't know man, I don't know how to like, like, is it fair
to those who come after that I waste the breath required to explain what I literally just said
I'll let him in a go.
Again.
I don't think so.
Well.
For those who come after you.
French music begins to play.
Well, coming along robot.
Did we still have those other samples on us?
I better not.
Funks done.
Oh, they don't weigh anything.
Yeah.
Look alive.
Moving out for you.
well another science well done science she blinded me with science
You don't know the song.
He blinded me with science.
Oh shit.
But now I'm sure there are 15 bombships.
Steve bucks hate science though
Well, he didn't do it on purpose. It's just all the drugs we've ingested kind of like all the jet you know what I mean
I like that jet is literally just jank up. I
Think that's cool
And Benny labs it takes for something by the way, sorry
Yeah, I'm not picking up this beer ever again
We didn't go upstairs
Yolink
Fuck you.
You can really do this robot class, huh?
We keep getting distracted, man.
We're good though.
Oh, I didn't go upstairs.
Why don't I ignore all the screws and then complain about screws?
Wait, which one did I ignore?
I have a flag.
Which one did I miss?
Oh, whoops.
Good eye, chatter, good eye.
Yonk?
Oh man, I'm telephoned up right now, dude.
I'm type-rated up right now, dude.
Scrapper perk makes highlighted objects visibly glow.
I was gonna get a certain park this level up but I can't remember where it is.
I got too many telephones.
tats that's drugs
You know what I'm not a blur guy's mind you know be like rich people throughout the ages have always had like
So what like tableware silverware and shit you know what I mean?
They made a golden stuff sometimes
default you smell me so far why isn't there something that people eat off of
that makes the thing that they're eating taste better
Salt plate, okay, it's just it's all so it's kind of boring though. Come on guys
I mean like cookie straws from Starbucks
What should I say?
The heated plates in Korean food are the stone bowls.
But I mean specifically like a spoon made out of something that just makes the thing your
Eating tastes better.
You know what I mean?
Look alive.
Give me all your shit.
Spoon that injects sauce into your mouth?
Yeah, what about like a sriracha spoon?
But like old sriracha, you know what I mean?
Use a small spoon, it makes desserts taste sweeter, look it up.
Hey!
You better keep your mouth shut about this place.
But is that like dumb human, dumb human brain stuff or what?
How come that lady keeps threatening me also?
I don't like that.
Kind of want to take her out.
You know what I mean?
Oops.
Tato.
Uh...
Our technology can't do that officially yet.
Dude, just imagine, bro.
I
Those ugly's will think twice before messing with us again. I forgot we're gonna get you guys a building
Walls
Dude, you are pissing me off.
What does this look like?
Bro.
I need something smaller, dude.
It's like a corner piece.
Brandon?
Yeah.
Ben, check this out.
I'm making a compound.
Actually, I don't think I want to make a wall, actually.
of
I don't remember which one I used.
Haha, it looks so stupid.
There we go, very good.
How am I supposed to make this fit the found date?
I give up.
Um...
There's something else I had to do, but I can't remember.
This has bad Sue's fucking awesome.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Did I take a look at the pre-made buildings?
Yeah, but like, I don't wanna,
I don't actually wanna put them in a building.
You know what I mean?
soon the experiment will be complete
Let's do this one real quick.
You can create so that green factories are region yummy me
Hmm
Raiders so good. Yum. Yum. Yum you think anyone still pretends to be like an NPC
Yum yum yum
No spicy
Mmm, ice cream's so good.
We're in the wrong way.
I got to be fucking markers all the way back.
You make all of your settlements brahmin' poop farms so you can become a drug lord.
Wow!
The walled city.
I discovered this.
Therefore it is mine now.
There's someone down there.
Oh man, they're mean
Thank you for not a dog detected
There's only armor.
We're at the...
Ahhhh!
Dude, stop throwing, shut up, you man!
Pop-a-medics.
Pop-a-medics, I'm sweating right now.
I can get in there.
Hey, a mini-noob.
How come I see it feels like the missile launcher is, like, not good?
What the hell?
I'm gonna put this shit away need perks
Where it where eat. Oh here we go
It's powerful when the enemy has it yeah, we've bought a couple of super mutants with rocket launchers
And they killed me instantly every time and they they weren't even like anywhere near me a
Lot of the time
Perfect deal 50% more from food to vegetables
I can't wait until you're dead
First let that boy go crazy.
Why did we just call him fat?
That was a little weird.
How's she doing that?
What's the name of the mod that makes Ada moan like that?
Not a mod.
Just how the game is.
This guy was decked out.
I want to carry it, I want to move this guy.
Goddamnit.
Holy fuck, it's so heavy.
Wait, it didn't weigh anything.
0
Oh
How come it's not called a Tommy gun anymore
Man see
Nice try, bitch.
50-cow sniper rifle.
Hmm.
How much 50-cow ammo do we have?
55.
more damage than this, but we can modify this. Why does it break instantly?
Got it. Firework show ended pretty epic.
What was the best part?
As epic as the World Cup though. Let's be real dude.
I'ma drown this guy.
Blub blub blub blub blub blub blub.
I'm going in.
I don't think there's going to be anything down here.
Can't see.
Explain to me why there's not a fucking breath meter, by the way. What is up with that?
Like how? What was the logic?
Yeah, they're gonna shut down here, bros.
They cut a lot of underwater content because of Todd and money.
You can't call a breath-beater content.
I will not let you do that.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Bum.
I've never lost anyone before.
This failure is new to me.
I don't like you robot.
Go away.
I'm sorry.
you robot go away almost there wait this is the spot
I have never lost my entire family before the terrible accident souvenir
They're Magnet Badge.
Where are they for?
Did you hear that?
The base on the roof.
Yeah, look.
Come on, man.
Did you hear that?
The base on the roof.
Yeah, look.
Come on, man.
Whoa!
of
the
death
of
I have reached your defences.
It appears I have bleached your defences.
there
stay there
dude you f**king fat b**ch
hey
blast
oh
the
what the what the plug was that
I can't fucking see
You can pick Master Locks.
I mean, a doi.
Uh, maybe there's something else I needed.
What about damage perk?
I'm already doing so much damage though.
Scrapper 2?
Nah. I mean, I haven't encountered one Master Lock, but I suspect it's around anywhere like...
Near that.
You can place a live grenade in someone's inventory.
Use console open a master door a door that should have been opened
I'm gonna regret not having this so we don't get it
Okay, listen here wedge
Okay, how do I get this off of my...
Over here.
Okay.
Is she sneaking?
Where?
Oh.
What can I do for you?
Stay there.
Understood.
I hate you.
Be careful, sir.
Fucking...
Stompin' around.
Yeah, didn't we kill the mouse?
That's three-piece suit.
I want a normal three-piece suit.
bread this is clean got it any explosives in here
Still boy.
Nothing has changed.
money all right Steve what lies beyond could very well be the most important
battle of your life are you ready
I'm not sure what the hell I'm doing.
Skellington.
Hey, get off?
Come on!
Oh, hey.
Mission complete.
Oh, hey.
Mission complete.
Not very good at hit firing.
massive dude was it suppressed yes a friggin miss that
Oh, there's a lot of damage too.
What do we got?
Double Icky, 37.
And then we have Suppressed.
cup. Fuck you, you don't do what you tell me. Fuck you.
Oh, he's reading the newspaper.
Oh, you got eyeglasses.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Who did that?
Jesse, wait.
You're never going to know I'm coming because my gun is silenced now.
Surprise.
Oh great, now everyone just has one.
This guy also had one.
Cool.
Come on, tough guy.
Come on.
Guy, come on!
I know you're in here, Billy.
What's up?
I got all day!
What the hell is this?
Hack of duct tape.
Whoa.
Multi duct tape drifting.
So this shit don't stack. I think someone said that it doesn't stack
Rock-knack.
Oh!
Oh, fuck!
You carried me!
Got it.
You don't need me! You don't need me!
Got him.
That's it.
Yup. There it is.
Yup.
In your map.
Oh, he put a toaster.
He put the fork in the toaster, and then he put the toaster in the bathtub, and then he
put himself in the bathtub.
Let's get back.
Yeah, that's what I would have did.
That's the technique.
Dude, no.
I think we're good.
I get...
I don't know.
I don't know what it's called.
not choice paralysis I got worried that I miss something paralysis nice you know
what I mean oh snap camera
executive dysfunction thank you chatter thank you
Does that make me stupid?
My dumb.
Fuck you!
Top 10 Fallout 4 Smokespots.
Number 9.
overlooking the Boston River wish I had some weed though how come there's no
weed in this universe you smoked it all
Holy fuck.
That one dubstep song begins to play.
Guy has 10 joints in his mouth at once.
Lord of the Final Flame.
In parenthesis, weed.
Yep, I'm looking for like secrets and shit, bro, but I might be looking too hard
Your torment is only just begun
All right, let's go talk to Preston. Oh my robots in the front
Hmm hmm hmm, M4A6 is a little bit...
Hey.
Yes, sir?
It's really just a backpack.
Come on.
No problem.
Did she get that after I put stuff on her?
Come along, come along.
It's your number one smoke spot and it may never give us your recommendation.
It's your number one smoke spot and it may never give us a recommendation.
In the bush outside of the downstairs door that leads to the surveillance room beneath the Gannis's house.
That's the best one.
Uh...
Where is it?
We gotta report our success to these fucking losers!
You would have picked that too? Yep. It's the bush that you land in when you hop the fence from the next door neighbor.
I took care of those raiders for you.
Really?
Well, that's the best news I've heard in a long time.
Just by the way, we've talked about it and we've decided to support the Minutemen
I think it's worth giving it another chance the only way things will get better as if we stand together
Cool. All right. I did get an achievement for doing a third mission
That's the new Evangelion from Yoko Taro
What oh
Ain't got no thoughts on that mate
Where's Preston Garvey, mate?
Why don't you go watch an anime and read the fucking Bible, kid?
Take care of your gun. It'll take you.
Take care of you.
At least it's not raining.
What now?
We've gotten big enough that we're having trouble communicating with all our settlements.
It's a good problem to have, and I have a solution.
I think it's time to retake the castle.
It used to be the Miniman HQ, way before my time.
Well fortified, centrally located, and most important,
it has a powerful radio transmitter we can use to broadcast to the whole Commonwealth.
It sounds like just what we need right now.
I thought you'd like the idea.
So, should I have an assault force assembled near the castle?
yeah yeah let's do this we'll do some recon and meet you outside the castle see
you there yep I'll be right there bro yeah I will not be right there I lied
Where...
Fuck, dude.
Which one is the robot's quest?
Is it the...
This one?
Where...
We're quite a ways to go many men are counting on you fucking scumbag they can just go hold an angle dude
and wait for all I care we're gonna unmark everything that is in our main
quest right now
and by main quest I mean the quest that I wish to do happy 4th of July sir
Is this a suicider?
Nope.
Nice try, bitch.
You guys on the roof?
Well, fuck, I had a missile launcher.
Oh.
Big I.
Lonely little world, little big I.
nice dude nice really what do you guys think's in that tower I think it's a
society of well-adjusted people who are all helping each other yeah
Do you think all the super mutants are gay because there's no super mutant women?
Uh, yeah.
What's up, guys?
Hey there.
Welcome, neighbor.
We're always glad to see a new face around here.
Tell me something.
You ever feel like this whole world is broken you ever wonder why things can't be the way they were in the good old days
This guy's a synth
The whole world is broken
That's what I used to think until I found a way to make a difference to transform my life
And maybe everyone else's too we call ourselves the pillars of the community
We're a pretty new movement, so you may not have heard of us, but we're growing fast all across the Commonwealth and you can be part of this exciting future.
Step right this way and I'll be happy to tell you all about our movement and how you can be a part of it.
Sounds good.
Well, that's just fantastic. I know you're going to fit right in around here.
Right this way neighbor. He's gonna steal my organs I
Hope you decide to become one of the pillars of the community
First today victory tomorrow, don't be shy just follow me. All right, let me put my gun away. Sorry. That was really rude of me
I'm always excited to welcome a new member into our pool.
Alrighty, I hope you're as excited as I am.
This is one of my favorite parts of the job.
Getting to welcome new members into our movement.
The first step is simple.
You have to learn to give up your attachment to material possessions in order to gain the
ability to have true wealth, health, and happiness. Just go ahead and give me everything
you own, and I'll initiate you as a first level pillar of the community.
You've gotta be kidding. You want me to give you everything I have?
The first step is the hardest, neighbor. But it's the only way to cast off your old life
and start on the road for your future health, wealth, and happiness. Don't you think that's
worth a small temporary sacrifice?
What do I get in return for giving you everything I own?
You're still stuck in old thinking.
You're still clinging to your old life.
But that's what you came here to give up.
And the first step is to shed yourself of your material possessions.
I'm walking out of here.
Your choice what you want to do about it.
Ah.
You're not worth the trouble.
of easier marks. Get out of here before I change my mind.
Something's out there. Damn it. Where'd you go?
of
death of
of
the
of
the
Where'd your body go?
Were all of these guys innocent?
What's this look like?
Who am I stealing this from?
Dirty water.
Look how good the watch is at least though.
Granny Skirt.
Surely there's something Omega good under here.
Well...
Good fight everyone good fight
The 200 bottles have some money
Sweet.
Eagerly awaiting the uh, tripwire?
We're in a nice bedroom.
He's got marble tile, dude.
Oh, fuck you.
Farewell.
Just poor fella.
She means it's bright.
who's there?
uhhhh
dog spotted
no!
Oh, that's a little boss.
Oops.
Heh heh heh.
Nocturnal Piper of all...
Oh.
Gross.
No way they're on the roof, right?
I'd use it, yes, use the gun to get stronger at night.
Or like, where are you shooting from?
Thank you.
Get off that fucking roof, bitch.
Another guy.
Oh no!
That's it on this guy?
What happens?
Let me combat.
I'm out of ammo.
Where are you?
Okay, I think I'll...
Calmly, Spider-Man, the way I'm climbing on these rooftops.
Call me Rooftop Man.
What?
Who's there?
No one?
Literally no one.
Ah, you haven't stopped them out there!
In before rocket launcher?
Uh-oh.
Swag.
They're above me.
Let her go play!
One more, bitch.
Yep, I did not mean to do that.
I barely see these guys.
Okay, it's kind of strange I'll get nine next people killing these guys, but I guess...
Dude my FPS is dropping!
There are lines that I think they'll be back.
So...
Hmm, dog.
What a sweet treat.
Make sure you don't leave.
Dude.
Anything useful behind?
Get over here.
I did notice that when I restart my game, my frames do get better.
BL Classico.
Oh yeah, we're going to rebind this to one.
Dublicky I trust you no one has ever held Dublicky before
Is that all blood dripping?
Cool.
Scared ya.
Spooked ya.
Scared ya.
Spooked ya.
Oh yeah.
Getting some L-Frame drop arenas.
Yeah, I could probably drop the quality, honestly.
I wonder what it would be there.
like render distance. The shadows actually look good, so I don't want to remove those.
Or at least right now they look good. Kind of. Cabo.
Turn off God raise.
I don't think I have those.
Usually the game crashes every three hours.
Okay, let's restart.
You guys can see.
Oh, maybe you can actually.
I might not be dropping below 60.
Hold on, let's see what happens.
Yeah, it is a little bit better, actually, weird, weird, weird, weird, weird, weird, weird,
Oh, nevermind it's not better, my FAB was just slow.
I don't really give a fuck, I'm gonna be honest.
Classic.
I add your songs to my likes music on Android that and the weed up step remix confuse my
co-workers.
What, Jappapow?
What are you?
Are you guys evil?
Oh man.
Pull up.
I wish I could tell it at a distance. I guess I can just bat them, right?
Yeah.
Optimal.
He has a real helmet.
No, Raider-chan.
boosted laser pistol, Cratch.
Ooh, thank you. I enjoyed hearing that.
Rummy bitch.
Oh, hey.
Oh, that's a boss.
Hey, no, watch out!
Agility perception.
Hmm.
It's getting warmed up up in here!
Like, why are you walking?
of
Oh
Dude
Sprinter, where is movement speed by 10?
Where is this guy?
Lady, sorry.
Hold up.
Yield Fusion Core?
Boom.
Surely there's some jet around here.
Got some dog meat.
That's kind of good.
Oh, this... you can go in here.
I won't be doing it.
Don't worry, sir.
I found him.
Oh, I... sorry.
Alright.
with my HP truly so low leave a look
I
Played I went in every time line positive jet. It's like a bandito fortress
I think I should swim across the water, or if there's something really cool in the water.
You know what I mean?
What the fuck?
Is he waiting for his bus?
No.
Hannah!
Hannah, run!
Why'd they do that?
We may have control.
She says that, but there are certain rules.
well this we know what he ends on down
fucking this
of
what happened
What are the radiance on that bitch?
What are you fucking aiming at?
Are you dead?
No, of course not.
Why would you be dead?
Rock a locker, guy.
Don't forget.
I'm not even sure which one of them shot at me.
of
the
What'd she say?
Who's the missile man?
I still cannot visually identify where the rocket's coming from, dude.
I actually can't.
How are you not hitting that?
of
the
dog's a gaffer, dude
yep, same as the last one
Yep, staying right there.
It's this guy. No, it's not.
You shot the wall.
You fool.
Hey there, get up.
Boom.
You dumb idiot.
Oh boy, dumb.
Ultra jab.
Does it have more brahmin shit in it or what?
What the... there's a person in this wall.
Where's the dog?
I heard the door.
He's dead. That's the guy that I looted through the wall.
Yippee!
So much money.
I bet Nuka Cola tastes so good, man.
What do you think Nuka Cola Quantum tastes like?
Probably fucking Ball's energy drink, dude.
Oh, flug.
Can you see them, sir?
You got those.
Just kidding.
I couldn't help myself.
Maybe I did play the level of soon I need her to go away
way. Bram and Meach. Book it, bro.
What's up?
There's a legendary.
Maybe then.
Good Ching!
Yep, drink the floor water.
That's a good idea.
Mmmmm.
Legendary walking hand.
I mean, it's kind of swag.
That's the pink game.
Yep.
I'm sure you don't need any headshots for that.
I'm not going to be detected.
That fucking synth?
who's out there
this looks like a safe place to reach my apologies
fuck you sin
I think
nah that's not good
I didn't do anything to aggro her dude so why is she attacking me?
of
the
If you need a moment to propose yourself, this appears to be the perfect time.
I shot the turret and then I aggroed her.
Oooooooh.
Yes!
That's a lot of missile.
What? Who's there?
Chill. I already got one.
Oh, someone there.
What is happening?
You're not at all disturbed by this.
I buy himself just put up everything you got and let's see if we can make a deal
Mind if I use your workbench is knock yourself out. Just don't break anything
Let's see what you have
Take shot
We got
Anything poggers dude
I powered magnet
I'm nothing loser
Trouser madame so one of these
Whatever good enough
Detected, huh?
Vanishes?
Nice.
Taking your alarm clock.
What's the one common letter here, boys?
position letter?
thing?
see
hmm
She caught me.
Why?
in there is I mean maybe it's worth it what just happened got it not it's up
I buy and sell just put up everything you got and let's see if we can make a
deal not interested let's say it's so guilty lady
No, no, no, no, not interested.
It's okay.
He turned around and took it.
Why am I hearing robots?
B-Pulp!
Pulp!
Goodbye, Radax.
You served your purpose, I think.
Ew!
Losers eggs hey this is gonna be fun
Hey, turn the corner, I dare you.
Oh, God.
That's not good.
Why does this thing have a million eight three?
I'm sure you're in the wrong spot.
I can barely see a set.
Oh, no.
Dang.
Oh, no.
No.
I gotta be level 21 for the master one.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Like this.
What do you guys think?
the scrapper perk what do we need for gun nut three
level 25
you know let's get let's get scrapped let's get scrapped it's good
if I could remember where it is right here
Dude, I want to go into all these buildings, but I'm trying to get to the place where I
could ditch this fucking robot, right?
We should have modified this to have a bigger magazine.
Yep, someone is shooting that gun alright. Now I'm stuck.
Where's the park that makes me jump higher?
Is everyone's favorite totally not trapped a diner, everyone?
So insightful, robot.
Ever peace to even call you your name.
This looks like meat.
How is that a sweeper?
Looks like a hamburger with, like, oh god.
Where's the big kaboom?
Oh, it was the air purler.
Hahaha.
Bang!
Ohh it's it!
That is funny.
We got so much dog meat.
Yup, guess you could say I'm a...
I'm all protein-ed up.
Bobblehead here, right, guys?
Looks directly at your face so I can tell if you're lying.
Hey, those look like... not mean guys.
Just gonna say hello.
What's our right leg right now?
It's just that pocketed one.
Oh my god.
Hey.
Yes.
It's still not enough.
I picked that up by accident.
XD.
Emergence?
What's up guys?
Hi.
Ain't got nothing worth taking.
Hey.
The Zed, huh?
You were not wrong.
I'm gonna take shitty guns off of the scrapper.
Oh, true.
What I can't, we got to go.
Where, where, where? Here it is.
Hey, what's this, uh, shamrock or three leaf clover?
Oh
Does this game have gamble?
Blackjack?
So we have blim- blim- water?
It's okay, I'm wearing my astronaut suit.
Nothing on here, huh?
Poorly fish packing plan.
Got him, got him.
Okay, where's my robot?
Why does a graduated cylinder sound familiar?
It's all like a, we got beaker, high school chemistry, chemistry, hey turn around.
Hey, all right shut up
Whatever again now you can't disassemble the legendaries, huh?
Wow, I can't believe we made it
Where's this modified?
itself
This guy's like moonwalking downstairs
really
All right, now where are the bitch ass super muses?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I just realized I'm not wearing my armor.
Lol.
Oh, bo bo bo.
Wait.
Is that the right one?
I don't even remember.
Is that the right one? I don't even remember.
You want the move speed?
Meh, it doesn't matter.
It don't matter. None of this matters.
target spotted 63% bait
kill
boss detected
Dude, you gotta hit them.
It's all over.
I'm going all out.
Okay, what button is it?
I forgot.
It says two stars increase size of sweet spot while picking locks.
Oh, I'm losing game.
Hey, come here.
Hey.
Yes.
Shut up.
Take this, and this, and these.
this and this and these.
And then we're gonna actually go to sleep.
Swag
Bat I just want to get the three McDouble bacon cheeseburger deluxe combo meal and a salad
Did you get it
You feel young when you say swag
I don't know man, I'm just trying to annoy people, I'm gonna be honest.
That's it.
I think it just took a few looks.
Are you gonna piss me off?
You good?
What?
You kept looking at me.
I wonder if he can kill them before it blows up and save the mini-nuke.
Maybe we can sneak up on him?
Why are these guys like meat so much?
Hey!
I'd be happy to help!
Hope if I can.
Um, guys? Marvel slow turn.
What?
Ah-ha, bubble it!
I'm gonna find one one of these days.
And you'll be like, what?
Say, what?
How is that freaking possible?
I just assembled this board?
Probably.
I don't need this spine.
Aw, they were like trained to be mechanics and stuff.
Maybe they were like mechanics before to bomb.
But now they're just dumb super mutin'.
I remember in old ball-outs when super mutins weren't stupid.
Shut up.
Shut your bitch ass up now.
Nice. Found it.
So the antifreeze has acid.
We talk about you teleporting instead? You stupid cunt?
How about that? What's so about teleport?
Burn?
There it is.
General Atomics.
Yeah.
Ben, check this out.
I got a teleport.
Bang.
Super Mutant Sun or Ghoul Daughter?
Hmm, Super Mutant Sun.
Hmm, pee-pee-poop-poop.
Hey.
Hey, give me all of your stuff.
That's me.
Ah, a screw!
That's just what that was.
We don't need to blicky anymore.
Farewell.
I wish I could scrap the stupid crane legendary.
These only have steel.
Let's modify the sniper rifle.
the fit dofitical long recon scope I like I like the medium scope
I'm sorry, I wouldn't be very good company right now.
What does it look like, actually?
It's got a sub-pressor on.
I mean, how do we make this stronger?
Not like we do.
For a normal receiver on the 50 and move it to the dog obliterator, wait.
The chatter is correct.
The dog obliterator is now a 50 gal.
Wait, hold on.
We don't have to make that.
We merely have to cannibalize this.
all righty
Oh
Almost full almost ready
The tags enemy.
Trax targets.
Hmm.
No.
Needle burrito.
Oh, we gotta name this Duh-Duh-Blakey-2.
of
the
silver weight
heads up
wait we gotta edit the uh new shit we get up
I still ain't perfect, but we're surviving.
Why am I so... so fat?
Mata, bye!
Fuck it is.
Girded too.
I swear I got something else.
I must not have.
I can't fucking scrap these, they're so sad.
Wait, what? I shouldn't be overweight.
Ah, I was walking, guys.
Oh ho ho ho, you're a fucking idiot.
Stupid bitch.
I got six guns.
I'm about to put this bitch away, I'ma be honest.
I don't use this shit.
I don't use the fucking...
I ain't be using that rock a lot for nothing.
It pains me to say.
I could have scrapped that actually, whatever.
No, we have a bunch of shit we can...
Ramp.
And we'll actually waste a lot in these games.
Yeah dude, that's so true man.
Fuck dude.
That's crazy.
Oh fuck!
This air is crushing me!
Goodbye, Ted Dispenser.
Nice.
I bet we got so many spurs now, dude.
That was even more good.
Hold on.
but signs on the locker so you know which ones which how
of
Hmm, I don't need this last.
I'm still gonna be curious, oh, it might be all the mods, actually.
Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl.
Yeah.
It might just be all the shit that I added to this gun, right here.
And then I got this.
Oh, I have junk on me, but let me look at uh, at least where's we get 42 from that dude?
I don't fuck!
One luck.
Mm-hmm.
It sounds like an aww.
Uh oh.
Time to wake up.
They're all full now.
Although I do want to.
They're all full now. Although I do wonder where the other guy is.
And weird.
Taking a break. He doesn't get a break from the pillory.
Oh, I know I wanted to put walls there so they can't get out. So they won't get out, I mean.
like mama Murphy
can't wait
what does this sound like with the silencer
Where is this guy?
That's what I'm trying to find out.
That's what I'm talking about.
It's honest, it's honest.
Yeah, it is.
Then we got Mama Murphy and the detox den.
Mm-hmm.
I want to make some psycho.
I have
What
I'll see here we got 12 jets so we need 12 second
I'm going to have blasting up with Mama Murphy.
Well we put the meth lab in front of her detox center because we wanted her to learn to be
able to resist the temptation of drug.
So now she just saw me whip up some very potent narcotics, and now she's like, oh man, but
I'll never be able to have that.
I should have done more.
Alright, where is the...
Hey, if you work, you eat.
How simple is that?
You've been promoted.
Work
As soon as I did that my food when it's the right
I used to be scared of super mutants, but we taught him a lesson this time
Get in the get in the pillory son
I don't know what I call a good day, one that ends without an empty stomach.
as many times as you want it doesn't mean I'm going to feed you
here we go
Can we get it this way, possibly?
Why not?
It's uneven 100% Wow.
Good guess to you.
Who cares if it's even dude?
prison cell. Why do I make it snap? What?
Oh, use a corner. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh.
The wrong corner.
Okay, we're gonna have to move the fucking generator too, man.
bro I actually don't know which one I would have to use here
Remove the wall and generator and place corner at the where the wall is.
But I lined it up.
That's not fair.
Why can't I just connect the walls?
This is fucking bullshit, man.
Let me... Let me connect the walls.
of
the
death
of
death
of
We'll keep it in here for you guys.
Some good ol' white noise.
Dude, what the...
I don't know why I make them snap, dude.
of
Yeah, yep, yep.
of
no
We've even got a goal, boy.
He's doing me got a goal boys
Bring me the Batman
Nice. Oh, it saved. Oh. Yeah, it's fine. It's fine.
Sayonara
And I hit the button hey
Sayonara that means farewell
That means farewell in Japanese
Rebellion!
They were since after all.
Just wait, Aida. I'll prove it.
Wait, the ghoul was a sin!
Hey!
What are you doing here?