the
I
Stained and never mind to beam up at flashlight in Romulus and club alix for 7
on
spot
Poor tim nanook and papoto a popo and pip the rat in Kylo Ren Empire. Oh, this was seven
use of the talk to us that willow leaf cake pulled one F2
Pula God's first seven these go and put no system as a star here six or 7
Door, thanks for the vents. Night in. And it does. I've been shot top by a machine. Account.
Stale place, yeah. Woman. Microwave the beef.
Thanks for 7.
Hey Slayer, thanks for 7. Urgent need. Name's not told and it's all about victims of it.
I
Asked to catch your six for seven
Oh, yeah friends were we left off
Oh
Well Farman's his honest as honest work get
Fuck
Wait, she's not a synth anymore. Is that random?
Good work, Ada. Oh, she is a synth.
I'm down. I did not see that.
Well, how do we do this without them getting mad?
Who's detecting us?
Hold on, let's- oh, I got an idea.
I got an idea.
been released hold on I forget where the pillory was was a miscellaneous oh oh I
No fucking no!
Wait can I put them in a cage?
Brammin
I mean this- aw man they need shit I don't have
I just don't think I can probably assign someone to this.
Where's the pillory?
He just is our monster spawner.
Eww.
Excuse me.
Poke and Bill's dogman and Susua?
Coggers in the chat and Saker Hexic?
Insignets and Equal RS, Dirty Birdie and Junkie Bonley?
If there's anything busy today for so?
Shit.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm trying to remember where the pillory was.
My friends at your beard and hairline make you look like a daft punk helmet.
Good.
live reaction to Ronaldo getting eliminated from the World Cup I literally broke down
I
Got a soup got things for something yeah, I don't remember where they're at structures
No
Princess? No. Is it in Raider? Hold on, maybe I can put people in those. Hello Flamingo.
It says Cage, but I think these are just decorative.
Resource Misc?
Why is it here?
Who cares?
Who freaking cares, dude?
All right, this is where we're gonna hold synths, okay?
You're a synth dude stop trying to pretend like you're human
All right.
I just want to trade a few things.
How could anyone have ever realized that she was a synth?
Alfranco, six for seven.
Perhaps the lesson he made, that would be to give them the Blade Runner Void Camp Test
I'm used to determine whether or not an individual is a replicant.
I'm going to give her the 50 cal test.
Basically I shoot her in the head with a 50 cal, and if she lives then she's human.
Ghouls can't be synths.
Oh really?
Explain this, then.
It would appear that you've been duped by your own ghouls.
10th component? Where's it like a necklace?
You guys like my diving board?
Oh, yeah, we're gonna do Aida's quest so we can get rid of her, dude.
Are we good on Dowate?
Oh, we got the fat man on us.
Fat man.
Um, I think we're good.
Let's get rid of this Nuka Cola.
Forty Stimpak.
Forty Stimpak.
Get rid of the veggies in your inventory.
You can drive more than what I just put away.
I also put them in the wrong thing.
I'm such a fucking loser, dude.
This is the food locker, dude.
Buff tanks.
We made a bunch of jet, I forgot, dude.
How much psycho jet we got?
15, baby.
That's enough to be high for at least 10 minutes
Mmmmmm
Yeah, put all the food away
most of it
Yeah
Put the synth component in the bag I
I won't have any non-humans infiltrating my... zone.
Whip!
Whip! Thief man, thanks for the- Whip!
That's a US-verse Belgium game of the football.
Hmm, I thought about it a lot today.
Hope this helps.
Come along, stupid fucking robot bitch.
Dude, I can't believe you guys still watch kickball, shit, dude.
Like, it's actually embarrassing.
Holy fuck.
I think your companion's a synth?
My companion's a fucking robot.
There's a difference.
All righty, in we go, in we go.
You hear that?
I see it.
Fire!
Fine.
Go, go, go, go!
Nooooo!
I'm dead. Jesus! Hey, we're not gonna take the comedics anymore, though.
The clock won't be useful.
Shut the fuck up, it's Psycho Jet Tire.
Who am I at?
Get him, Steve!
What the hell is this?
It's worth a lot.
Oh.
Your guards, you'll be sure to let me know.
We may have some trouble.
Shut up!
Really fucked up if I made her carry all of the limbs from the other robots.
I'll cover you, sir!
People prepare to die
I wish I had more energy ammo, I kinda don't want to use it.
Y'all need some of my Braco?
I do.
Y'all need some anti-freeze bottle?
I do.
Rainer loot, thanks for 7.
There's nothing cool up here, guys.
Y'all need some 50 cal?
I didn't do shit.
I'm going all out.
Oh my god.
Buried with bullets.
Oh my god.
Wow!
I got bad new data. There's like seven more in my radar.
Oh, guys, there's literally more in the facility, aren't there?
Yep.
Wow.
I'm gonna do some lute.
I said, I said, do you have some Luda, Ada?
I'm gonna do some Luding, Ada.
Hold the fort down.
How do I get in here?
Luda!
Everything okay?
Oh, beat the blood fly steak.
Yum.
I
Need to get up there get up need to get up
Literally what am I paying?
Uh, what do you want to hear?
Bop loud.
No!
He killed me in four hits, dude.
come on in he's coming home
dude I'm starting to get pissed off booby putthole
I don't think so.
It's gonna be dope.
Okay.
It's gonna be dope.
Ba-ba-bosh.
Oh, I fucking love football.
Kickball.
Go downfield.
Oops, no score.
Wonder what's in this.
Guys, you tell me if there was a bobble in here, would you?
Job assignment. Promotion, Mr. Kinkade.
You can stay a little longer and run on your part.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
Here's where I'll have to get this fight around.
I'm supposed to be sitting in a bunch of rowers while they play shoppers where they get us.
They don't think I can see what this really is. Ageism.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I can still do my job as well as any 25-year-old that I'll tell me Mr. Kinkade's starting to retire.
Mr. Kinkade, you should travel.
Mr. Kinkade, you should spend time with your family.
I don't want to do any of those things.
I want to sit here and run this factory like I have been for years.
The Strub will kill me. I'm literally going to be bored to death and it will be their
fault. I don't care. Winey little bitch. Little bitch. That's it. Hey, do you tell me if there
There was a bobble in here, wouldn't you?
I've heard of him.
The Tatum, by the way.
Also, you guys are Aida.
So now you need to tell me.
If there is one.
Rugs.
Most notably, Psycho.
Fuck you.
Okay?
There we go. Yippee!
Miss Bobblehead at Corvega plant. Hmm, interesting.
Corvega, you say? Hmm.
Creepy.
Which one is it, though?
Because if it's like Stripe, I don't give a fuck.
Actually, it would give me 10 more carry weight. That's huge.
Are the bobbleheads plus stats or perks?
It's a power armor cost reduction.
They're both.
Okay what's the stat though on the Corvega plant one? I just want to see one
time like how they hide them just so I have like an idea you know what I mean
they're not hidden and then how the fuck did I miss it
The very top I don't remember where Corvago is.
Corvago.
Right here.
Oh yeah, it doesn't say cleared.
Did we even go inside?
I remember.
I think we did.
This one's at the very top.
It's just fusion and coordination.
I guess it's Perk plus Stan.
I kinda want to take the sounds out.
Perk or Stan.
Oh.
I suppose I'll be going, man.
Oh, those were chunks of his head.
Anyone else?
Kill thyself demon!
They made me use it myself!
Ooshanka!
No!
Ooh, that thing looks gross.
Stopped it again, so I could shoot it.
Martyrs, leather, right arm, slowest time to a combat when you're at 20% or less of
the health.
Most importantly, rad roach meat.
Oh, Shanka.
I'm taking the fucking silencer off of my 50 cal.
What's the point of having 50 cal to just go, BOOPOO!
You dog glittering
Reduced range. There's somebody much though
11.
Yippee!
Yippee!
Wham, wham, wham.
Wham, wham.
I forgot what I was gonna get
All right today that something that said cockroach milk was three times more nutritious than normal milk. Yeah, that's true
Not wrong
Any cool endurance ones coming up reducing limb damage
eating human corpses restores health that's cool I don't want to pacify
animals I want to kill them
Excuse me, Le Kouf.
Now let's get some, uh, maybe not damage.
Burn.
ammo in containers that's pretty cool
yes
friend
yes brand bang if you sit stumble upon a
building with something rare should we
tell you, nah, it's not a big deal.
Yeah, so it's not a big fucking deal, my
it's not a big fucking deal.
Right.
What's a rainy issue weapon? Is that every laser gun? I was gonna do
this.
Wait, isn't there a way to not get it?
We can just take care of the addiction, actually.
All right, now my fucking hell.
You can view a target-specific damage resistances.
5% increase to hit chance and damage dealt
Yolink
Bob now does it increase the damage on the gun itself. I think it did
Yeah
Oh boy a triple
Fuck you, Todd, work!
Get this.
Okay.
We good?
What? To the factory.
Whip!
I radio and it's Wamba and Gnuckles and
Broom!
Man, Draco's in the Mr. Dream Booth.
Tender Vault Radio to Vault 88 Radio
Beacon.
Wait, I failed a quest?
You guys see that shit?
Hey, who's shooting at you?
See what I mean about conveying is though, I literally sit there and got shot for 10 seconds
of that matter because they were shooting my dumb ass to bait it.
Is this motherfucker hiding around a- oh, is he?
I need this companion for those quests.
Orders.
And yeah, I will be getting rid of those b****.
Kill loot, return.
Okay, get in there.
Hey, over here.
Hey.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Rattax, cement, palander, rib cage and spine as one does.
Okay. I forgot to put all my junk away when I was home. Is it coming home, Big M? Yeah,
It's coming home, or else.
How may I be of service?
Looking to lighten your load.
He's calling me, though.
Ba, ba, ba, ba.
Heads up.
What?
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
No, you don't get to hold this.
That's mine.
And I do for you.
Tito and Aurobosha Iperion, thanks for dropping it.
Who shot this car to make it bubble up?
Don't matter son, going in.
Get some upgrades on Ada, nope.
We're doing this and then we are done with her.
Legendary Swarmbot. The subtitles gave you away, bro. Nothing personal.
I thought there was another door.
Oh, no!
He took medics before the bomb hit him.
It wasn't enough.
That guy don't stop you after no
Huh.
I remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember.
Large Baby Bottle.
Alright.
I wish my light was like slightly less bright.
Looks like I'm staring at the sun.
Joink.
Hitboy flashlight mod.
Not damn many anymore mods.
I mean, a little bit, oranger.
No one likes fluorescent lighting.
Dude, what's up with, like, if you get too close to an edge, you're careful like sticks
to the edge briefly and like you can't jump.
The Shatter said you think you know me.
Don't treat me like a woman.
I
How did you see or hear me one of those
Yeah, I saw I'm losing though, so fuck yourself
Oh
Well, they can't open the door they're stupid as hell ain't it you know, they're stupid as hell
Thank you
How come I couldn't do that
Damn we are so in combat right now bros.
Holy.
Hello, Moonsun, Ari Gato.
Ari Gato, chatter.
Sweet.
Whoa.
Sweet.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I don't know what to do with him.
Oh, yeah, actually sure.
Uh-oh.
I forget my button for radax.
Minus.
Chomps.
There's nothing over here.
Hold on, I gotta do some hacking real quick.
Sweet.
I'm in.
Um, guys, how do I actually play the game?
I lost.
no plane to live
I was never going to miss something as good.
Well, a repair that age has improved my skills with a Z.
Oh.
Oh, no.
It stopped. It stopped. It stopped.
I come to something to do with this turbo.
why do you say that it is clearly not the last of them
see you
Hey, what the fuck was that?
Seven.
Was that cool?
Here's Crouching.
Mechanist device.
Oh, getting radiation.
Hard time detecting you while you're sinking and not moving.
Don't fucking care, mate.
Even what can?
Dude, what?
What's up with the fucking...
Open it.
I hit tab.
Open it.
I opened it.
It's not open.
Can we go even further beyond?
Can we go even further beyond?
I hear something.
What is it sighted man? Fire rate probably?
I got to take these weapons and put them on her.
I got to examine the brain, I think?
What was my mission?
Oh.
I don't want to talk to Heta.
Look alive.
Yes sir, did you retrieve something from that robot?
Brain.
Just this piece of junk.
Even jump may hold a purpose.
Impressive technology.
If my analysis is correct, this is a specialized radar beacon.
I suspect to tell the mechanist was keeping track of the robo-grain you destroyed.
That's the next logical step. I need you to install the speaking within me so we can use it to our advantage.
Fine. Sounds like a solid plan.
I'm glad you agree. You'll need to use a robot workbench to ensure proper installation.
And my presence will be required to maintain peak efficiency.
I strongly recommend that we remain together until the radar beacon is successfully installed.
She doesn't have boobs, guys. It's called a breastplate.
One the glue.
Oh, there's more shit.
Look at the glue.
Leave every bit black.
Wow.
Four shadow in for AI mayhemps.
BOOM.
BOOM.
BOOM.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh....
BOOM.
Yup.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
What ends with an E that we haven't clicked yet?
Free butt!
I didn't see both.
Rick-a-goo I'm Steve Minecraft and I love you, got it.
Rick-a-goo.
I can't wait for Minecraft 2, man. Holy fuck. That's just going to be meeeeed.
Aw, man. It's just the door that I already bypassed. I realized.
I keep forgetting to check what's in soap.
What if there's nothing in soap?
What if soap has no purpose? It's oil.
It's an oil of sorts.
I bet you I could survive this.
Ow.
What the fuck?
I don't go fuck. I'm going all the way back here, bitch.
Uh-oh.
I might know I can.
I see radiation. I see... something secret.
Open door.
Okay, a little pale there, sir? No. Oh, no, no. Skin begins slowing off. No, no, no.
Hmm, the door's not open. That's weird.
French.
Listen to our high standards. We must run a cheap hospital returning you to your targeted duty.
Okay. Proceed into the first test chamber.
How do you feel about Trump saving the USA's World Cup?
Uh, yeah, I mean like...
I could blow my brains out.
I could.
Wait, what are we talking about?
your hyperservable child. He's a TV.
Little Timmy!
He must have been in a violent place while playing catch-in-the-house.
The reason is family heirloom, and it is quite a replacement.
Please punish the child accordingly.
The child, you're a piece of cake.
Did I do it?
I don't think this is a little tannery. I got distracted by loot.
Dude, what the fuck, robot chill?
Is this it?
Beat him?
That's not a child.
There's like, there's a grown man.
I don't even know how to pull out my fist, I'm gonna be honest.
Who's the empty slot?
Bro, this ain't the right person.
Use the same equip slot again, down equip, okay.
Why is this door not open?
Is this the person that I'm supposed to find right here?
So sometimes when I use the locks on these doors,
they simply do not work.
Oh that's a nice one.
The gate's open now.
Weird.
Hey, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
Thanks for watching.
Furnace the tower.
Peep, furnace to me.
If you find any spare parts, the giant will help you now.
Should I take his bourbon, ma'am?
How about his long longard pink dress
He me
I'm ready.
Your shit's bugged.
What if we leave and come back in I could also just no clue but I kind of wanted to see what
else it was gonna be I turn the first thing I do when I enter that room twist chat apart
from looting stuff was turn off the radio by the way. So.
All right. Well, shall we no clip into these other room?
test baby
turn off the TV it's fucked up for me
Wow, that's probably heavy, right?
It's not.
I should just have put it down, but I'm pretty curious.
I
Who
There we go
Oh, no, she's trapped because she can't cut she can't teleport through walls fucking noob
Do you want an advanced quest command since the quest is ported anyway?
Yes.
Open the console, select the speaker on the wall.
and
All of this jobs I am working to see.
30, not 25.
I'm sorry.
Where is the child?
A problem with many units must be able to identify the need of our charges.
He, a fastest state of the kind child, I feel it's need.
baby one is bottle baby one is large baby bottle
Maybe one is the Braxoclater?
Uh, what else should we pick up in here?
Maybe one is Jangle's the Moon Monkey?
Uh, maybe one is Giddy up Buttercup?
baby one is wooden block baby one rattle there's no weapon
no
Maybe want some psycho jet?
Want some jet?
Fall out, Jankham?
Do you want loaded gun?
I think this is just fucked up.
This ship bugged up dude.
Drag the bottle over to the baby.
I think I'm gonna leave.
Needs 50 cal.
That soft puzzle must be bugged.
Hehe!
Heh, heh!
Hehe!
See ya!
Heheh
Heh
Yeahh
Hih reconnect
Heh
Hm
Hm
Eh
Huh
Now we know why they use the yellow paint in video games.
Yeah.
You do the right thing leaving the baby with a murder robot?
Oh, I know.
Special.
Hey.
Yes.
Joke and operate.
Take your time. Take your time. She's not creep walking. Oh, hey, man. Welcome in. Welcome
in. I just want to see something real quick. Alright.
Really use your help
What do you need? What do you need? We've got a nest of some nasty bugs just around the corner
They don't get cleaned out soon. We're gonna have a real problem
What's really too bad is it'd be a nice spot for a new settlement?
In fact, I know some folks that would love to set up there if it was safe if you can make sure the old workshop there is still in one
Sorry, I can't help. Oh, I guess we'll just have to deal with it ourselves then
of
the
Go on.
Go on.
Got it.
whatever dude, you'll be there when I get back
let's see here, radar beacon
Max Mechanus Robots.
Uh, let's see here.
Remove the armor.
Remove whatever this is.
I'm gonna change her torso, I think.
Remove your arm, remove your arm, remove your legs.
No.
lol
cool
thank you
muddler
alright
sure do
much better
How much weight can you carry? Hey!
Uh... Wait, does she even have a limb?
It's my servitor!
She doesn't have a weight loader, that's crazy.
fucking
Hack it dude
Hack it and whack it and smack it
He's a mess on him from Fallout
Hack it and whack it and smack it
You don't know what I'm talking about
BOOM
We get the mods from this, right?
Pretty sure.
Play radio.
Okay, but I'm gonna do it on a browser.
I didn't save the mods by scrapping, guys.
That's so sad.
Nooo!
Put the USA match on the second monitor?
Dude, all I'm saying is I'm looking forward to like, discussing future soccer matches
with the guys.
Like, it's six months or whatever?
I'm really excited for your new passion, you know.
It's honestly really healthy for you and I'm looking forward to talking about it and stuff.
You know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
Man, Ted, I wish I could just fucking put one away for a lifelong football fan since
last month.
I saw a news thing of like a lady who was like, like, yeah, we're rooting for Brazil,
blah, blah, blah.
And then she got taken out of Brazil, got taken out.
And then the same news reporter found this lady and her friend and they had switched
to Mexico.
They had different jerseys on the next day, bro.
Dude, football!
That's awesome.
Nope, no freaking loyalty, dude.
They're paid to be there?
Yeah, that actually might be the case, actually.
Actually, actually.
It's hard to hit it.
Heads up.
How may I be a moment?
The modification was successful.
New hardware has been detected and software is updated.
And installation complete.
Analyzing mechanism hardware.
The radar beacon is receiving a strong encrypted signal, but I can't determine the source.
Bitter old man can't comprehend people enjoying things.
Dude, honestly, I'm glad that the World Cup is happening, dude.
It's awesome.
Okay.
you guys are actively bullying me by polluting my brain waves with updates
about it happen okay all right it not not to sound like I'm better than you
okay I don't like to do that however do you guys recall the purpose of the
Colosseum during Roman times. You know what I mean?
Maybe read a book is what I'm trying to say.
I thought I'm trying to say, dude. Have you ever heard of Nietzsche?
You ever heard of Nietzsche? You ever heard of a plateau? Yeah, that's kind of what I thought.
You're distracting me from my Bethesda slob.
Do you think the Mechanist knows we're tampering with the beacon?
I've already added fail safes to ensure my location is secure.
And prevent any unintended commands the signal may issue.
Unfortunately, one of that will help us determine the signal's source.
You got no arms anymore, bitch.
It's a good start, at least.
Absolutely.
With some additional assistance, I shall take this script signal and locate the Mechanist.
Fortunately, I'm detecting another robo-brain in the commonwealth that's receiving the same signal.
Finally, an advantage.
Finally, we have an advantage.
Perhaps, but it isn't quite that simple. The encryption on the source signal is complex, but not beyond solving.
If you can bring me two additional beacons, they should provide the keys and algorithms that I need to enhance my decryption routines.
Dude this game I like this game let's be clear about that okay that said with our
stupid ass I appreciate getting to look at my dumb ass character I love that
what I don't love are his like five word interjections that actually have no
bearing on the conversation most times. Looks like it's RoboBrain season.
At least until our mission is complete. I'm uploading the location of the RoboBrain to your Pip-Boy now. Just be careful.
These robots tend to travel in groups, so you're likely to encounter heavy resistance.
Like, can you imagine if instead of interjecting every so often, like,
Conversation float naturally in our character like developed its personality
That way by like having responses to things that were being said to it
Oh, he's in nice
Welcome really use your help
Yeah, what's up? Just tell me what you need. We've got a nest of some nasty bugs just around the corner
If they don't get cleaned out soon, we're gonna have a real problem. It's really too bad
Is it be a nice spot for a new settlement?
In fact, I know some folks that would love to set up there if it was safe
If you can make sure the old workshop there is still in one piece
You please look at me while talking to me.
We'll be able to rebuild
Sorry, I can't help. No, I guess we'll just have to deal with it ourselves then
Hacking and whacking and smacking, hacking and whacking and smacking, wait, connecting?
It didn't connect.
Ah, here we go.
Five clicks for seven.
You can dismiss A-Deb.
I thought we needed her to come along for these quests, but I mean we can try one without her, so that was...
She doesn't do anything anymore except for draw fire.
Smacking, whacking, smacking.
Wait, are we done?
No.
A doi!
Target spotted.
Play radio.
Yeah, this is the music I'd listen to in 2077 seven
I
Weren't doing it mutes my vibe man
I want to go to ball 88
You like this game or Starfield more this game is way more interesting to me than Starfield
Starfield sucked one cuz
I was kind of hoping that would be the coolest part, but like, you just kind of go from like
system to system.
You like teleport around and it's just lame, right?
And then like exploring planets and shit, like...
It's fucking lame.
This is a giant open expanse.
Like you go to a planet for like a little bounty mission or whatever dude, it's like this, it's literally...
Three different kinds of like bandit bases, at least from what I've done, it's been a while.
Oh.
I
Can you ban Nam again? No, he did his time
I don't think it's in here
like every every building I've been in in this game has been like a unique
building
do I expect that to always be the case no I feel like the first two places I
I went in Starfield were literally just like copy and paste like side content shit
I was too
Wait, they did split open
It's not bad oops
I need to mess that up.
Goodbye.
I wanted to like Starfield, honestly...
Kind of a guilty pleasure, but...
I got really into like setting up my base to get like resources and shit, even though it literally didn't matter.
It literally was pointless, dude.
And like going on finding the resources to like have them go back to your base.
$0 and then taking screenshots. Let's go pretty much
Dude shut up
Yes, you cracked the safe and yes, we got the diamonds
But you also took the alarm Mac. You got pinched and that's entirely your fault
Now when he gets out Mac is gonna want your head on the platter. I'm gonna give him your share instead
I see you getting off easy
Eddie went to sign it off what did this guy even do bro crime yeah I don't want
I don't want to listen to music, dude.
I don't know if this good guy or bad guy.
That good guy. That good guy.
Oh yeah, I use bats.
True, I just saved the 4M.
I
Been been in for a bit for a bit for a bit for a bit
Dude that's like honestly my biggest says suspension of this belief problem with this game is like
Bro, no new music came out
I believe.
Good job.
I forgot what my bind for Psycho Jet is, my friend is a guy.
Seven.
Alright, let's waste our time.
Oh
Isn't there a perk that increases the amount you heal from these?
Do I have any mods active?
I got script extender, I got high FPS physics fix.
I wish I had me fat man.
Idiot.
I'm done though. Not moving.
Hey now hold on to the fork.
Melt's here.
OHHHHH!
I need your chill.
They exploded when they died.
Okay.
I don't remember which way I went.
I think it was the other way.
I want to know who these guys are fighting.
Um...
Buff Tats.
Buff Tats.
Yeah, we're going to have to drop a bunch of... we're going to have to... we're about to pop a molly.
I'm sweating.
Hey what's up guys?
Bucktats.
Uh... Psycho-Gym.
Med-X.
Men-Tats.
Uh... Stalker.
It's gonna hurt to see that shit.
Don't care.
All right.
Hey, no, watch out.
You fucking missed.
Huh?
What?
I thought you could miss the crit.
Oh, no.
What? I thought you couldn't miss the crit.
Oh, we gotta cure our drug addiction, huh?
Whoops.
Can I wear this?
Robot right leg.
Oh yeah.
I can be a robot.
I can be a robot.
I like drugging.
I still don't know who they were shooting at.
Ooh, new mods at the robot workshop.
That's awesome.
Oh.
They killed my boy robo brain
No, uh, you got beverage join the Fent clave in Seattle
Oh
Hey, man
Guys, they get experience for that
Why not
Frommin' me didn't do enough damage plus unworthy.
How do you determine if you're unworthy?
There's so many bodies around here, dude.
War.
well let's talk to this our servitor hey yes here you go Ada one slightly
dented but still functional radar beacon this will do nicely and with any luck
it'll help us trace the mechanism signal I hope getting it was worth the
trouble I'm sorry for treating the component caused you any harm I'm going
to take a while in the meantime I've picked up another
Robo-brain beacon signal it should be the last one you'll need to collect
Sarcastic it's time for my Marvel quip. Let me guess this is gonna involve a lot of walking
The signal is coming from oh, this isn't good location confirmed
Which means it's in the hands of the rest devils
who that who or what are the rust devils allow me to explain my old caravan
encountered them once while crossing the river into the city the rust devils
are a group of ruthless raiders who utilize robots for their nefarious
practices they scour the commonwealth looking for my kind but they can't
capture a reprogram they strip for spare parts please kill her I just want
I want you to be well informed. That being said, despite what lies ahead, I can easily continue to decrypt the signal as we proceed. So shall we be on our way?
Aw, I didn't get to say sarcastic anymore.
Yeah, I guess we should be on our way.
Let's go cure our drug addiction.
We're just at a basin covenant that place is cool it's got a vendor to
Meow and cat meow if you're hurting just tell the doctor
Uh, cure me up.
Cure my drug addiction.
I think I got like three.
Uh, cure my health, you bad-hits recently.
Done.
Now is there anything else, Bob?
Uhhhh...
I'm not radiating!
Oh, the rats are gone.
Feels great.
Good.
What?
No other complaints.
She didn't hear that.
Healed up.
Hey there.
You need any doctrine?
Oh, fuck.
Just let me know.
I need some supply.
Let's see what I can spare.
uh 34 for this flip lighter huh die i will buy the blood pack
okay can we barter no barter goodbye enjoy your stay my favorite shopper need
anything I'll take a look take your time sweetie I'm Steve I'm here to do 10 pound
Wait, that's how much I can lift.
Desk fan, only 11 caps dude, that's a dub.
Handcuffs, dub.
This shotgun seems really good.
I can almost buy it.
What if it's too good?
Can't stop stagger on hit.
Already got him?
How come you don't have any energy ammo?
Telephone type right or
shut up guys what if we move all of our shit over here this place is cool now
we do have we do have our prison up in sanctuary so maybe we should maybe we
should stick with that a lot of work into that prison
Is it area indexed or is it 192 by 144?
What do you got?
Hey.
What can I do for you?
What's that?
Scrap it.
I think guns that you have
parted
should not be scrapable so it was fucking spammless shit
Why the F not?
USA about to play hype?
Oh my god, kill me.
I mean, let's go?
Let's go?
It's just steel.
Just a year old...
Bro.
The bottomless pit.
Surely you can crash your game if you store too much shit.
I thought you were a Gravy Chire fan?
I love, uh...
I love football. I call it football, by the way.
That's what most of the world calls it.
I don't know if you guys knew that.
You probably did, actually, because you're not a fan, like me.
Explain the offside rule.
You can't pass back past the middle dude, you dope.
That's offside.
You cannot pass the ball back to someone on your team that has passed the line of scrimmage.
Is that not it?
if you're if you're playing kick-ball soccer if you're playing football
football you cannot if you're past the middle the equator you cannot kick the
ball back to someone on your team who has not passed the equator yet
wrong. Oh. Well, that's just the rules that we used in the first grade when everyone I
knew liked soccer before we grew up. So, I don't know. Not bad. I guess it's been a
a little bit.
Okay!
The worst day of my life.
Mine too, mine too.
Really, it makes no sense at all.
Do you think that the cringe bitch that removed it
Nose you can just turn the add-on off?
I don't think so. Damn. I wish someone had told him and the others who did not like it.
But we live in a cruel world.
You're not?
Wait, have you been forbidden from talking about it?
What the fuck?
5, 7, 1, 2.
Nooooo!
I'm here, baby!
I'm here, baby!
Oh, fuck!
You're gonna be up a five-year-old?
You're supposed to be in the theater!
Hey, is that my mom? Fuck you, bitch!
Dutch. You wouldn't hit a crippled kid, would you?
Is this what you do at work, mom? You're just surrounded by guys?
What the fuck is on that? Is that seaweed?
I'll be right back, guys.
can I not move it around?
my wife good I want her I don't know how to yeah we can't adjust it here and then I might
get you that greeting you were looking for. You think I'm gonna give up that easy.
Right. How about we continue this discussion another time.
good bye batwoman
uh oh
look at that
some screeches my vigas
ask can we get a can we get a reee please
REEE!
REEE!
Whose hand is that?
Now for one more, please!
Korean leveled are usually good, guys.
Maze players feel like let me play how I want
What are you was that a fucking pollax holy shit
It's huge!
That's sick, yes.
Oh no.
Well, she's Louise.
Oh no.
She's on bottom, please.
On the bottom? From the bottom?
Oh shit.
They all came right, so...
Oh no.
She's on bottom.
Damn.
Oh, I have a minute.
Oh my god, I got instacled by that fucking lightning.
Wait, do I need to come back to base?
Are we getting fucked?
Yes, yes.
Yeah, oh god.
Who got it?
Where's lightning?
Who the fuck pushed their lane and broke the-
Damn, can't believe they killed the main characters.
I mean.
Alright! Who the fuck pushed their lane?
Damn, I can't believe they killed the main characters! I mean...
They're just gonna have a pussy anyway so who cares?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrr!
That's an Argentina being croached in today!
Okay, thanks for guys having it!
Dude!
I don't have any thoughts on soccer because it's fucking lame!
IT'S LAME!
IT'S LAME!
STOP WATCHING IT!
IT'S FUCKING LAME!
I guess it's okay.
I guess it's okay.
Shortness of having multiple functions in one object.
Why is it enough to see that it is actually simple?
Yeah, my wisdom is high, guys.
walking around at the speed of sound.
The ship is really scary.
Jump scare!
Man, come on man.
I'm just a little big juicy knockers bitch.
Hey, I got a question for you Twitch chat.
If it's within the radius, which it clearly was within the circle, why would it not put
the fucking ward down?
Why?
Why not?
Difference in height of map?
Oh yeah, you're right, chat.
That's true.
This definitely isn't just a 2D fucking space with fog of war and scaring everything.
There is no elevation on this fucking map, you dumb idiot.
What a baby.
It actually is 3D.
I believe you guys.
Because you're losers who have played this game for 13 years.
Don't ever forget that.
13-year player.
Still silver, like me.
Loser! Loser!
They can't make me angry.
I'm sorry Emily, I had to put some footy on the telly.
I'm watching the game while I play.
Bubblesh!
Where we going to go here?
You know, when the Sudafed hit in your nose, we all like splash, you know what I'm talking
out you know what I mean how much should a pet do you think is required to make it
like a batch of meth
I'm in vulnerable.
I'm in vulnerable.
Radiate me now, bitch
That's right, I'm invulnerable
Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
put on the red dress you picked up? you guys have already seen steven a red dress
and it was sexy
who do you think it is here guys?
I bet it's dangles the nudist.
Hmm.
Ew.
D'up.
They're launching...
Okay, they're not launching shit. It's not connected to any.
Oh?
Now with a shotgun?
I thought I had boring gun equipped hang on.
Wow.
Yeah but Half-Life 2 did it in like 2007 so nice try again.
Yoy?
Stand on one and do it?
Okay.
Aw, shit.
Welp.
Reload.
of
the
of
death
of
Yeah, that's not what I would have did. That's not what it's like to me.
Watch out!
Would you think that would happen? I thought I was going to do like some Silver Surfer shit, dude.
Hey, if I hadn't reloaded, I would have never found this.
That's it.
Yeah.
Cha-ching.
Psycho drill.
I
Love jett
Was a minute, man
No
no moldy food I'll take that antibiotics
to
move
mechanist hollow
and for that
for the
for a
for a
off
Attention, people of the Commonwealth, I, the Mechanist, have come to bring about an age of peace.
Do not be alarmed. These robots are your allies, your protectors, and they will not rest until the Commonwealth is saved.
Together, we will restore justice and bring about the dawn of a new age.
Sweet.
Just one thing.
Didn't ask.
There's so much shit around us.
Wait, it's Red Rocket 2!
Yep, that's a lawnmower. Fusion powered, of course.
Widget XC, thanks for that.
USA losing in soccer already?
It's alright, I already got like 5 different jerseys I can wear to cheer for whatever team I think has the best chance of winning.
I like soccer, by the way. I'm a fan.
I mean, I just like the product that Feeble makes. I like it a lot.
I feel like they do a good job.
Minuteman.
Whoa!
I don't care who wins the World Cup, I just want the USA to lose.
Hmm, reported dice, by the way.
Have a good night.
I mean that car looks kind of cool.
Guys, what do you think the gas prices are?
The 1-3-3-7?
That's lead speed, by the way.
You know, what we should have done is put, like, I can do it right now, actually, right
now.
Aha! Now it will be alphabetical!
Mu-ha-ha!
So sad.
What happened here?
Dead.
Despair.
What happened?
Bomb.
hold
hold
Drive the tank. Please?
What better?
Guys, it's Fort Hagen. Where's it hoggin?
Hog and Dees.
Oh, we can get into the roof.
Okay, I should probably bob that up here, get ready.
Let's go into the front door, that seems more polite.
Steve Puck's all about being polite.
Hey.
Hey.
hey hey hey hey hey no
oh he died with his jangles dude that's so fucking sad what is this book
That's the Bible.
Yup.
Yeah, this is what scavengers like dude.
I'm going in.
Where am I?
NOOOOO!
Hmm. She was in the jet.
Let's make some jet.
Let's make some psycho jokes.
Bottlehead incoming.
Gabba.
Alright, this is another way in.
is live?
Why don't you do when the stomach is so hard you double over?
Signals to the rest of the chatters?
We all take turns kicking you in the ribs.
The medical bills live now bitch.
How about that?
Well, let's go on through the roof.
I went the wrong way.
555K viewers, what percentage of that are bots?
Dude, you guys are actually just fucking haters, by the way.
He's got motion.
These are haters as fuck, dude.
Why can't you just be happy?
You're so miserable.
I'm in is someone present hostile sensor reading detected hold on
My favorite enemy has made its appearance active sensors nothing more
I read 20 magazines, guys.
I'm literate.
I hate having a companion fucking booth bitch.
Get out of here, man!
Do scents have to eave?
Don't answer that, I'll find out in the game.
Seems kind of sus that they would have this, though.
Sus good.
You can literally make, you can, I noticed when you're at the robot workshop you can
Give the robot
Audifications to lock picker hacks
You got this oh my god, oh
I'm not hitting that thing.
What? I think I'm taking that terrain. Institute, right?
These cells. Wait, I just realized that human cells are the cell I am on when you see
I thought it was two different sides.
Where'd your gun go?
You don't have to, bro. We can live in peace. Evil grin.
Nice.
Ooh, like 28.30.
Ooh.
Wait, it's almost revolver time, I think, fellas.
It's almost a big iron time.
Bro.
There's just so much shit everywhere there.
How interesting.
People.
What?
Gosh, this.
I just realized that that one perception perk, that increases your accuracy and vast by 5%,
would allow you to get to 100%.
I was like 5% isn't a lot, but I forgot I had a 95% cat.
Hey, get out of here.
Nice.
Deploy.
I do not like you therefore you must die
I think he hit me. He punched me with his mind.
I got the spooky combat music right now dude.
Yes.
Cha-ching!
You got this, Ada.
I'm just double checking to make sure I got everything.
I think we did.
I think we're swag.
If synths are practically human,
early their weakness is bullets.
The fuck, dude? They shoot that out of the air?
Well, maybe it was a trap.
What's up? What's up, sir?
I'll obliterate see you
No! It was a trap, dude.
How come they didn't trigger it?
Shoots an additional projector.
I mean, we can make this our 50 count. That's good.
Neat.
Make it an SMG.
Ah, shit. You might be right, actually.
Hold on. We'll look into it. We'll look into it.
Does it use two bullets?
I don't know.
Yes.
All the way to the institute.
Roger.
All the way to the institute.
Eliminating hostile.
An automatic...
Uh, we don't have...
...any perks for automatic guns.
Hitting on something.
Oh no.
Fuck, oh fuck.
I'm sorry, sneak.
That's a simple leader.
I fuck you dude.
Why am I limping?
Oh.
I'm hitting caps like nothing's happening.
Oh, we're in Cumber...
Wait, can we wear those stuff?
Will I look like a synth?
Alternatively, it could be like I'm wearing their skin.
Hey, I need to care stuff.
Boom.
Boom.
Uh...
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
I got a freakin' sneeze.
No!
Oh!
Ugh!
What'd I do to Ada?
I removed all of her limbs and then I gave her a jet pack.
I'm sorry.
limbs and then I gave her a jet pack, I think.
So she wouldn't fight back and rob me of experience points.
We're gonna keep this in our inventory so I forget about it.
She's not flesh like us.
She has no flesh.
She's a robot
The sooner you get that into your little pea brains the better
Such a senseless waste of perfectly good-
NOOOOO
Can't even see that
Yup.
Retry!
Yup, retry.
Yup, retry.
Yup, retry.
Yup, retry.
Yup.
Retry.
Yep, retry.
Yep, retry.
Maybe we should actually try this time.
Version.
Yep, retry.
All right, we got it easy peasy
What do you guys think it is
You know not a clear duds I do I just don't want to I don't want to
I want to do it
No dude.
I think we got them all.
Hmm...
I forget the rule. Is it...
Lightness equals the... the kinds of letters or like the position of the letters?
Position?
Mm... Mm... Mm... Mm... Mm... Sweet.
Meow meow!
I often forget people need to use the keyboard to access a terminal.
Yep.
Keep talking.
See what happens.
on the novice locks.
Got it.
Yay!
Y'all need a glass bowl, cracked, in parenthesis?
And not at Fortnite.
That sneeze felt so good.
You guys aren't even die from sneezing.
Think about that.
Sweet.
You can die by breathing.
Not me.
Maybe you though.
Hey.
Hold this shit.
What?!
What?! Where is your weight capacity?!
This just doesn't only steal anyway, I think.
She has no arms. Yeah, we're putting it in the hole.
She's like a sock.
Rocks in my sock.
Pocket full of chips.
Splitting haters' wigs.
Drinking some Nuka-Kole.
Mmm, rat roach meat.
Honestly, I think I'd be down to like, eat like a grilled cockroach or something.
I'd try it.
It would have to be big enough though.
Nice.
I'm not trying to like, eat in each shell, you know what I mean?
Ding
Rocks in my socks
Necessary up
Now we can break into anything dude
worst choice Omega laughing uppercuts you so hard that you fly through the roof
stage transition I continue my combo I do like a flying elbow drop to bounce
you into the air again I do my B&B 1 2 3 combo keep you in the air I do my heat
my heat move to extend the combo I do my old special level three 87 damage how
much HP do you have yeah I'm just walking in circles bro I think we're
down here.
Got it.
Accroach pudding?
I mean, why is it gotta be pudding?
Why can't I just have it like meat style?
style. You know what I mean?
Did he take in the tin cans yet? I'm taking aluminum, should I take tin?
Sorry, aluminium for my football fans, friends.
Forty on the telly, telly made of aluminium.
Queens on the telly, evermarches in the ground, buh-bhosh.
a lot of laser ammo. Also, we gotta go back to base to disassemble this shiv.
Oh!
Hey.
Shoulda given me everything.
Oh
No, oh, yeah, we're gonna make our two shotgun
What if we make it the big iron
There indeed. Hold it.
Modifying.
I don't know the names of these things, so I don't know how to get there at a glance.
I do know that I don't want to manually disassemble them for their mods, unless they're good.
I'll stop complaining when there's nothing left to complain about.
Can I kick her out of my town?
I think I can, actually.
Complain about these.
All right, we're gonna tell which ones I already had.
I guess we can just click through it, huh?
There we go.
Rocks in my socks.
I know we got glow size, bro.
Alright.
Aw, man.
This can't even become a fitting gal, do you?
What do you think? Do we make it a 45 or do we use the 38M or do we have a million of?
SMG?
You know, we could make it automatic.
Fuck it dude. Fuck it.
We got so much ammo.
We're gonna do this one.
This one?
Dude, the Ranger has done so much.
Oh, the Hacker's.
Wait, why is it a pistol?
Oh
Well
The grip
Oh
That sounds like stupid as hell
Better per shot recoil.
This is not an SMG.
It looks stupid.
They look stupid.
Oh yeah, the hip-fire is not nearly as good as I thought it would be.
No accuracy penalty when firing.
What?
The difference here is plus one accuracy.
I think we'll use this instead of the boring gun.
We also have to re-assemble our 50 cal.
We're getting attacked.
Help defend Covenant.
Let's go test them.
Hey!
Don't worry fellas, the main piercer has arrived.
of
the
I'm sorry, I wouldn't use it on a short way around to work, Bench.
It's gonna 58 damage.
How do I make it a...
Make it up.
Let's try this one.
That's much better.
but I'm doing to talk to you.
I just hate the scopes.
See you in a moment.
Uh, we're good.
Dog Bliterator.
Benny Cow.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup. Yup. Wait. Nope.
Yup. Make 50 weapon mods achievement. Yippee!
Rename.
ammo expendor
I've already used like 200 bullets for this ship
Dude it's not shit
ammo user
Oh
Doi?
Goodbye, boring gun.
You were boring until the end.
What I mean?
Because I made this song.
Uh, we don't have to get rid of this shit yet.
Look at all those cool things that I'm making.
For no fucking reason
Nack port takes for some and snick and dark of the road takes for some and sell us
Any game mods nothing they're really adds are these four engine fixes
That's right
Please have the John Wick Battle music come on, it's pulled three times that gets aggressively
irritating.
Does it play the same song?
Goodnight
There it is
Any targets?
Target spotted
Surely there's no mines on this road.
Where's my robot?
Ow! Psst! Hold!
Yep.
It's a routine day.
Who's detecting me?
I
Got blameblower
They're fucking exploding.
Is that a radiating?
Uhhhhhhhhh.
Oh.
Oh, but there's just like radiation here, huh?
I got him give me experience 4k
else? You guys think we can go through the front? I'm in. This thing eliminates humans man, holy moly.
Humans. Eliminated. Every human I know is weak to bullets. Name two humans. You can't.
I got to say I kind of like the game music in this game.
Hangar Obera, what do you want to do?
With all these mechanism spots on the loose, we can afford to skim on low gas, probably
one of the best to plan to raid, take all our bus marina, no log jaws, I mean, you can
NASA 38, lots of patrol area, take a nap, two living, breathing humans, patrolling the
perimeter all the time.
Did we spend our perk point?
I think I spent it on the hacking.
Well, in we go!
Papa Perk, I'm not sweating.
Waaaaaah!
That's the guy says from New Vegas, Bada Bing.
Welcome to the Bada Bing, baby.
You want a Coca Cola sandwich?
spot or get spotted
well fuck I was trying to take drugs
Mr. Hindi front Warmonger spiked plate 75% who's leverage I got zero ammo for
this gun.
How?
Am I a loser?
The fuck was that?
I'm, I'm, party people to this tank.
the
top
should not be
said
retreat!
How come they're not exploding?
that one I scored it. I guess there are mollies at the wall.
That should seem to be it.
Don't worry about new armor in a little bit.
Do you believe?
I'm gonna give him the blicky.
got blicked out. Disarm melee attacker on it.
How many Stimpags do I have?
Erm, we can use quite a few Stimpags, fellows.
Oh my, that's my overdue book.
Mmm.
The blood expire?
It totally does, those are dumb questions.
Ignore me!
That was stupid as hell.
It's got stupid?
Dangerous.
Dangerous.
Be considered armed and dangerous.
Oh, they're like the super mutants, except instead of flesh, they got metal.
Maybe we could find a chunk of that lady's brain as we're down here.
Soap.
Soap has oil.
Gas canister also has oil.
real
all man but we still got them much
which way we got
one eighty six were chillin do
Oh, yeah.
We about to be encumbered, ah, hell.
I wonder if most people were this thorough when they played this game, or if I'm being
like Autisticly Thorough.
And I play this game literally the exact same way that you do.
I mean, eventually if I collect enough stuff, I just won't have to collect anything else.
We're working for an end goal here at least.
Oh.
Right fella, right, right fella?
Who's that?
I don't know what's in this.
Oil.
I don't know if we need to keep grabbing desk fans anymore because we've been disassembling
weapons.
What in here?
did. Um, guys? Pops or radax? I'm sweating. I found it. It was shock, I think. It's like
I think a shrine to this guy's dog.
Absolutely not. I will take this though.
Okay. Teleports.
Thank you.
Ah!
Torn Harder- Harder- Harder- Gore.
Sorry, there's just a- That's it.
That's a full T-60 set.
Yeah, um, but Steve fuck hates technology disregard the gun to means to an end
Steve fucks up better he was in the war
No
What about Pip Boy
It doesn't count.
If he's the veteran, he probably wore a power armor and something.
Nah, he was a cook.
He never actually saw a combat.
Got your debt.
You think they could shoot me while I'm doing this?
Oh, he's playing Claire DeLune.
Okay, these regular pipe pistols just give steal.
I need to remember that.
You all need some cement.
Let's go do a quest for all-diamond city blues for a lot of free drugs.
I mean we're kinda good on drugs.
I don't mean that we will fight and break into justice.
Who talkin'?
You are the one who wanted to take on the back of your soul.
I don't want you on this earth to stop these things,
and destroy my bloodline while they stick to same minds.
This curse cares nothing for the progress we have made,
but we will fight and break into justice.
You don't look like none of the Rust Devils.
What are you doing here?
What did the Rust Devils do to you?
They found that by keeping my head on mine would prove useful to them.
Fortunately for me, they're stupid enough to actually believe anything I say.
Admittedly, it hasn't got me very far, but it has saved me from the same fate as my rather
Unfortunate comrades you see and pieces around you. Now, back to my original question. What are you doing here?
Hunting down a radar beacon.
A radar beacon? How very interesting. That's a very specific part to be searching for, and you don't look like the typical part scavenger type to me.
I calculate a 98.8% chance that you're looking for the mechanist if I'm correct, and that
usually am, then perhaps we can help each other with our respective predicaments.
I'm listening.
I'm listening.
Now, refreshing.
Then allow me to explain.
Now, how can I put this as simple as possible so someone at your processing speed can understand?
In order to find the mechanist, you're going to need more than just my radar beacon.
You're going to need access to the facility.
I'm willing to provide said access, but you'll have to fulfill two simple conditions.
One, you need to get me as far away as you can from these lunatics.
And two, find me a new body.
Once both conditions are satisfied, I'll gladly provide you with everything you need.
Do we have a deal?
How do I know you'll keep up your end of the bargain?
You don't. You're just going to have to trust me.
So, do we have a deal?
No, no. No deal.
Well then, it appears we've reached a bit of an impasse.
When you make your decision, I'll be waiting. I'm certainly not going anywhere anytime soon.
I can't kill her.
All these things just went wrong.
They can go.
Do not intervene on a security operation.
Must be held in touch.
Do not let them save me.
Do not intervene.
Do not intervene.
Do not intervene.
Ah!
Do not intervene.
Do not intervene.
Oh man, I didn't say that.
Getting ready to crack open that dome you call ahead to get your radar beacon.
I rate her begin. That's a very specific. I calculate.
I could definitely...
I thought you might... now.
In order, I will... one and two.
How do I know you'll keep up your end of the bargain?
You don't. You...
No.
Well then.
I
Where my six is the death
I'm addicted to psychos.
Sweet.
Okay, so it seems like...
Oh, my movie doctor is gonna hit.
Alright brain box, Ivy wants me to find out what makes you tick, so let's get started.
There's no need for that, I'm certainly can discuss this rather unfortunate situation before it gets completely out of hand.
Now, what exactly did this Ivy tell you to do?
Simple, she wants me to crack open that dome you have for ahead and find out how your brain is connected to your circuits.
Perhaps I can be of assistance in that regard. After all, there isn't much else I can do. Now that you've removed my head from its chassis, how about we forge some sort of an accord, just between the two of us?
What the hell is an accord? You talking about wires or something?
Right, I need to freeze this so even a duller like you would understand
Let me put it this way. You need information. That's going to make your boss happy
I want to keep my brain at one piece. Maybe we can cut a deal
Fine. I'm listening
I'll tell you everything I know about my own destruction
All the bits that Ivy wants to hear and I promise you she won't be disappointed
Disappointed in return. You keep those tools away from me and put me back on to my body
You get what you want and I don't get accepted like some kind of a laboratory experiment
Do we have a deal?
Well, that would save me a lot of time
Now he doesn't like waiting
Tell you what you start talking and I'll stop true
after I tell Ivy everything we'll see how happy she really gets but I think
I'm gonna leave your head in that machine for now just in case you decide
to get any smart ideas how's that for a deal
I suppose it will help you survive I mean yeah it's a deal
okay
Look at all them robits over there.
Stocker's course ball goal, offside pass penalty,
path Richard Messi, Ronald Messi.
Yep.
Richard Messi.
Yep.
Ooh.
Let's see what happens when we get with this, uh, I don't know, I wouldn't be this simple as...
Wow!
Just steel in the missile launcher, huh?
Oh, here it is.
That's it.
Well, on the phone?
to the mechanism facility.
Bye.
A wise decision.
Once we're at our destination,
I'll happily relinquish my radar beacon
as a gesture of good faith.
Now, I strongly suggest you stop loitering
in the middle of a hostile location
and get us both out of here at once.
I can't believe I'm fighting. I have to bring this to justice.
Oh.
It is on!
Baaaaaa!
Baaaaaa!
Wait, the door locks.
No local map, eh? No problem, no problem.
How do I get out of here?
What if it's fucking bugged again?
This is where we came from, isn't it?
No bugs in Bethesda game?
Watch the drip wires.
I'd rather keep myself intact today, thank you.
Nah, I'm not walking through it.
Watch it, you clawed.
You know watch the tripwires. I'd rather keep myself intact today. Thank you
It's kind of surprising that a
Laser tripwire doesn't just like blow up itself, you know, I mean
every tripwire trap we've encountered has like triggered a different trap even in
the late Duke Nukem remember the fucking tripwire shit you could put on the
wall that shit blew up itself it was a strong independent explosive jet
You did your job.
You might be so fucking cold.
Rust Devil Gaming Terminal.
You really just be carrying around fusion cores?
Yeah, dude, it's okay. It's chill.
Nice.
Uh, yep.
That's not true. They say everyone is breaking the law.
Man tech thinks we're so good for you to implore the imperinox person and they're being
there so well let's ride Steve book you really are taking the path of most resistance here
aren't you just how I do my that is just how I do fire yep got him
Where's his helmet?
Warning! Dangerous fugitive is on the loose. Do not attempt to apprehend.
Warning!
Lack of brain data?
Continuing search for fugitive.
I think my system is unboppled.
Don't shoot!
What have you done, bitch?
You gonna blow up any...
...the boss.
But this is really good.
The mutants are already weak too.
The laser.
I don't know what just happened.
We are in comfort.
Blow up dude, I fuckin' dare you bitch.
Ready to be while your Pip-Boy's open?
Look at, look at this, look at this.
You guys up there or something?
The path of most resistance.
I bought helmet.
Aw, dang it.
Boy, simply...
I ain't got, I ain't got the capacity, uh, sort by weight.
Four screws.
Uh, wing your other ship. Nah, I kinda want the... Nah, wing your other ship.
Swag.
Mechanist.
They don't know who he is.
routine scrapping mission take the four protectron bots get out no big deal
recon blah blah blah is you're gonna get the amount of horde of mechanism bots
shut up and start fighting us to get our loot
death claw
we got a marker that call that killed my men I suck his skull in a bot we
killed this thing not just any bot but the ultimate death body have will be at
my side when I find the mechanism to get revenge. Nah, he dead and you dead.
That shit don't do shit man.
I can't really carry anything else.
If only we had our servitor with us.
Gamma round.
What?
Is that 14 fusion cores? What was that? Or maybe it was fusion cell.
I got a crystal from one of them.
Did I kill this person?
I don't recall doing that.
This is a dead guy over here.
Gold watch!
Gold? What in the glue? I think we're probably
good on adhesive.
Can I get a GZ on 90 sailing? GZ is GZ.
Yeah, I'm thinking
I was thinking that's a GZ moment.
Oops.
Gun removed.
One.
Five.
Reset.
Good boy, harder curfew.
Deckard.
Shatter.
Alice.
Hold.
Hold.
Hang on.
What do we think it is?
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
Harder?
Okay, so you guys are stupid then. You can't do puzzles. Got it. Understood.
Wow, really couldn't get that in five seconds? Pathetic.
Really, dude? Sweet. Swag.
Have you not noticed the pattern defining the duds yet?
No, honestly I'm truly not putting any effort into like looking at anything on that screen.
I'm just clicking random shit and then moving my mouse around to find the bracket or whatever.
And then clicking that.
Do you know what I mean?
Do you know what I mean?
We're losing the kickball game?
Oh no, we're losing.
Guards put up the do it for him British guy smug board post.
every kickball fan to meet.
I don't know why I'm looking so hard for stuff. I guess we could get some extra ammo and shit.
Guys, if we lose, are we eliminated?
Are we eliminated?
Do you make us blow-fleshed?
This elimination game?
Oh, maybe you guys will SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT THEN, DUDE!
Three oil, not bad.
Ehhhhh...
When did I pick that up?
Goodbye.
of
Donald Trump saved me Donald Trump saved me please save the world cup please
please
please
please
please
Donald Trump please
I fell.
You'd be fairly USA goalie's a fucking idiot.
Yeah, calm an idiot.
Calm a stupid fucking dumbass.
Yeah, beat his ass for losing at a sports game.
Jump him, dude.
Jump his ass.
Yeah, fucking break his legs, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.
Yes, below.
Crunch.
I was being sarcastic, by the way.
I think he's doing his best.
And honestly, you fat losers in chat, bro.
in chat bro you will not be able to keep a...
Based on my limited experience with you, I estimate a 65% chance of making it out of here.
Not optimal. An increase in effort could have an impact on the odds.
She doesn't know that I can time travel so...
Maybe you should factor that in, bitch.
hold?
you made pretzels from scratch tonight with coarse salt
um, sounds good dude
I ain't making a good pretzels probably hard, isn't it?
How do you get that right, texture dog?
Curse today, victory tomorrow.
Climb?
Bro.
I think you're cool to a shaggy-
to a shaggy one. Yeah, I already think you're cool. You don't have to pretend that you
could cook as well. Wait, this counts as stealing. Oh, let me cover. Well, I wish I had some
I'm a rad stag, dude.
Goodbye.
Ah, fuck it, we can drop one of these.
Hotel things or something?
Bottom bottom bottom
Belgium dapping literally the rest of the world up
Engaging no
The rest of the world's like hey good shit dude. Yes, sir
They would not have shut up about that if you had not done that, should you?
Ah!
Ow!
Please don't explode.
I need to figure out what makes them blow up.
Bro, she got a fucking lightning gun!
Oh
I would have killed her myself
Oh, this sucks.
Maldi food, who would have thought?
Who would have thought, dude?
Well, six of them, half dozen of the other.
Good job, human.
I won't be using this.
I cannot carry this I cannot do that
And doesn't- ooh, Psycho! Now we're talking! Oh yeah, buff out.
Still not enough. How long does that last? It doth not say.
I mean, I can't disassemble this, I'm just literally never going to use that.
Shoot power armor on dead bodies to break it and make away nothing repaired at home.
I'm just never going to use power armor, so like...
Yeah, I did notice that some power I did pick up was zero in the past, Jett.
Oh?
You used like your three million fusion cores?
You know how like old sci-fi movies used to have like that goofy ass looking main character
look like he was wearing pajamas going around doing like space stuff. I like to think Steve's
kind of like that. I wish I could hide my helmet. Look at this guy. He literally looks like a main
character from one of those movies. It's kind of hard to see right now because...
is.
And adventures in space to Steve's revenge.
He's got like the shitty little ray gun he's doing like that.
the ca- the capping Kirk
Whoa
Charged by reloading repeatedly
That's a weapon
A radiates user. Yeah, sure buddy
Mr. Handy buzz blade speed very fast as the chainsaw?
We're gonna take this silencer?
indeed I'm such a loser for even looking
well well well if it isn't the flamethrower
well well well if it isn't the fourth Batman I've found this playthrough
Goodbye.
Why does this shit take so long?
What am I doing wrong?
This happens frequently to me.
takes a while. I don't understand, dude. I think next level, we're gonna get the, uh,
drugs last longer, Perk. We just wanna circle. Going up. Miyazaki, you son of a bitch.
I
Show my bill, please. I don't really have a bill. Thank goodness. We are out of that hole
Don't think your job is done. I refuse to cooperate until you provide a body that meets my standards
Just kind of pushy
drugs well let's go talk to uh Ada
can we make Jezebel the Ada?
does hi-ops?
and super frog like they flip hey yes here you go Ada the final radar beacon
I'll need that head back when you're done of course shouldn't take but a moment
what is happening there you go still in one piece you didn't do anything about
you want the head back all we needed was its radar beacon besides Robo brands are
notorious for being well a real pain in the neck more info what else do you know
about the major.
Quite simply, it's the first time General Atomics produced a successful union between
organic matter and robotics.
The brain is used both as a control unit and a data storage unit, which is far more efficient
than using standard circuits.
Unfortunately, there were a lot of programming issues with these robots, which caused them
to be a bit, shall we say, a-hinged.
Hopefully, this particular robo-brain will help some of the answers that we've been
seeking.
mniej
a union of organic matter and robotics
sounds awful like a synth
not at all
the robot brain was built with a very different design philosophy in mind
general atomics intent was to use the human brain to audit the robots functions
primarily to accelerate the decision making process
free-threatening individuality was never intended
these were expressly built like soldiers
to follow orders without question
The RoboBrain's unfortunate tendency towards violence and aggression should be considered more of a malfunction than a calculated decision.
Uh, we still need it, Ada. I believe it can help us access the Mechanist's facility.
Of course. It makes perfect sense that the Mechanist would not only keep its location a closely guarded secret, but would secure it against intrusion as well.
I'm terribly sorry. I haven't considered that possibility at all.
You dumb ass robot.
Uh, I agree.
We really don't have time for any more mistakes.
that permanently to disabled your personality defines you as an individual never let that
go I appreciate what you're trying to do but it's obvious that having my personality mode
on is causing me to make mistakes I promise I'll do my best to make sure it doesn't happen
again now I've distracted you for long enough I'll finish up my calculations while you deal
with our new friend just never tell you right she'll be able to grant us access to the mechanism
facility and we can put an end to this nonsense once and for all.
Ah, I gotta make her a body, dude.
Yes, sir.
Stop making me interact with crafting, you son of a bitch.
Whoa!
Hmm
Try so bad the robot sees through it
Okay, but we guys don't realize that I chose the hard one on purpose so that I would fail
Hmm
We can make this into a laser gun, right?
Or a laser rifle.
Overcharged capacitor.
Yeah, we can take this shit off.
Uh...
Now we put it all on this bad boy.
Okay, we'll keep it normal.
Alright.
Here it just looks like an old man's nut sack.
He's an old man.
One zip zap to
Uh right here
Most people are good at breaking things I enjoy putting them back together
Barask takes first up. Get out of the locker dude.
Being weird.
Everyone's looking.
Put that shit away, put that shit away.
Scrap this shit.
You guys really like football, huh?
I'm glad you guys are having fun, I'm glad you're having fun.
That's awesome.
What's up?
I call it football now because I'm Belgian.
Uh, yeah.
Do you know what I am saying?
And we got five blood bags, dude.
Man, I don't need ten of these.
I might need 10 medics though.
Go give drugs to the old lady.
Man, I don't want to give her shit.
She's in detox right now.
And by detox I mean the one by one square that we had trapped her in.
Get this shit out of my inventory.
I'll shut up.
I do like how, uh, how little weight we're carrying.
Really slimmed down, dudes.
Sweet.
Fine, we'll give her some drugs, dude.
You're free now.
I'm not much use to the fight anymore.
But back in the day, folks used to call me Murphy the Madwoman.
Hey.
You need a sight?
Hey.
Here you go.
There you go.
Hot's worth a dislike to that.
folks with nothing deep dark fantasies but there's an echo something in the past that can help you
when you do you like what you've seen tell them to remember the quarry and rally june on the rocks
and they'll let you and your friend pass.
Don't mind me, kid.
The cameras are just acting up a bit.
I'm gonna find eventually.
Hey.
I'm alright, kid. Just need to take it easy before I'm using the site.
Can we sleep for like a day and then give her more drugs? How does that work?
Can you get the cry unexpected from the siren? Oh, yeah, we could get the cry unexpected.
Can you explain the box you created in the entrance of your town?
You talking about the prison camp?
We have a very long vetting process to figure out who is and who is not a synth.
Basically, the idea is we put them in the pillory, right, and then we deliberately starve them
for at least a month, and whoever is still alive is a sin, and then we kill the sin.
you understand hey come back for the site I need met x this time another cam
another window to look through here you go yeah here you go oh it just makes
Everything feel good, don't it? I'm starting to see clearly.
We're all walking into a sea, but it's not water you're afraid of drowning in.
It's something invisible, but radiant. It burns everything in it.
But the children of the atom I can feel them
there's people
Calling out to something
Chanting they can show you the way, but they're so hard to read
Be careful around them kid. I can't I
Almost couldn't breathe there
It's beaten like no tomorrow, I'm gonna need to rest.
Same.
Same.
Well, you could sleep for 24 hours.
Dude, sleep's so boring.
Okay.
Hey, we're gonna need a heavy hitter for the site to keep working here, but I thought it ought to do it
Okay here go easy Wow forgot how strong that stuff is
Okay, here it comes
I see you
the mighty hunter
Only what you're hunting ain't an animal or a man
something different, maybe something more than human, but what's this? I see a man in
a white outfish standing over your prey and he says something it's hard to make
out but I'm trying kid he says Z247 initialize factory reset authorization
code zeta 5 3 kilo the body or nails no
walls, then he's still... Oh, God!
Sorry, kid. Old Ticker just lurched there a few times. I'm fine, really. Just need to
stay still.
Take a break. 24 hour break to be precise.
Get her some jet. I wonder what she's gonna ask for next. Maybe it'll be like the plus
to all sadstruck.
Nobody built shit around her. Yeah, it used to be a prison.
Mama Murphy.
cycle and with something else but I'll need a straight this time I've got it
that's my last cycle this better be good bro that's pure gonna be an
interesting trip I see you surrounded by outstretched hands everyone needs your
help kid everyone wants you to see things their way and what you wanted or
not like all the drugs like thematically like do something like
Mentats like speed. Psycho is like PCP. You know what I mean?
How come she like...
What do you get out of there actually know it
This is good. I like this
every drug that she took she had the same reaction you know I mean like at
least make her like Hulk out a little bit on the PCP you know I mean new
two automaton. Alright. Jezebel's head. Let's get a... I can't do anything. Let's even get
give her no arms or if she's gonna complain
can't really make much
That's stupid.
Forget? Rename.
Jezebel...
...Fron.
Yup.
They're good?
But it will have to suffice.
Sorry, Your Highness. The Royal Taylor has been quite ill, and I'm afraid the task fell on me instead.
If you're attempting to use sarcasm as an intimidation tactic, I'm afraid you're wasting your time.
Look, it's obvious we don't care for each other's company, which suits me just fine.
So, why don't you ask me everything you wanted to know, and then I'll be on my way.
Tell me everything you know about the Mechanist.
Now there's a fascinating subject.
The Mechanist.
Amazingly adaptive programming.
A veritable genius with electronics.
I'm not surprised you're interested.
I've been dutifully carrying out the Mechanist's instructions
to help the people of the Commonwealth for quite a long time.
You're lying.
After all the trouble you've given me, why would you help a human?
Well, it's my primary directive.
Which I obey without question, the mechanist instructed me to seek out and help the people of the Commonwealth by my calculations.
The easiest way to help a human is simply to destroy it.
There's no point in prolonging a laughably fragile life. It's the most efficient way to assist them.
Any other effort to help tends to result in numerous complex side effects.
I don't think you understand the definition of help.
to give or provide what is necessary to accomplish a task or to satisfy a need I'm
doing exactly as I was instructed assisting a human to the best of my
abilities only affords a 25 percent survival rate less now than you have
don't have a chance that despite my efforts the human I'm assisting will
die from something beyond my control therefore it's better to hasten the
humans death and put them out of their likely chance of misery then to deplete
my limited time is actually quite elementary but given your minimal
intellect I suppose I shouldn't be surprising so I gotta eat. I gotta eat in, dude.
And you're going to be a brain pate if you don't tell me how to access the
mechanists facility. There's no need to be rude it's rather simple really in
order to gain entry to the mechanists facility you're going to need to
outfit one of your robots with an mSAT modification. I'll upload the plans to your pit boy device.
There. I fulfilled my portion of our agreement. Perhaps I'll remain here for a while and see
how things result between yourself and the mechanist. Purely for my own amusement, of course.
I suspect you'll have quite a tail to tell once you return. But then again, I'd be surprised if
you ever return at all.
Boom.
More drug.
More drug.
I
Know
Hey at Moon Moon USA loss by the way, I'm a I just don't give a fuck dude. I actually don't give a fuck
She's insane
Said she's killing people to save them
That logic. They killed my friends to save them. Had Jezebel been in my care, I would have decommissioned her.
I hope you at least learned how to gain access to the Mechanist.
I got... I need to outfit a robot with something called an MSET. Jezebel gave me the plans.
A custom modification that acts as a key to the Mechanist facility. Very smart. In fact, chances are high the MSET may be required for multiple access points.
like a robot identification card.
As for my task, I was able to decrypt the signal with the final radar beacon.
The source is coming from a Robco sales and service center,
most likely a front for a larger operation.
It's time to take the effects.
Have you formulated a plan?
Uh, I'm gonna confront him.
It's time to confront the mechanist.
I hope you're allowed the opportunity.
I too am curious as to what the mechanist would have to say.
Now, if you're ready, I believe you have an M-Soc to install.
On a robot.
Oh yeah, I have no fucking clue.
Oh.
I
Was your soccer team dude, I'm telling you right now
I genuinely and truly cannot wait until the World Cup is over and I swear to God next year bros
Or whenever they fucking do the World Cup again, dude, it is actually banned
Discussion of my push up. I hate it. I hate it. So boring. Oh
Fuck dude. Oh
Oh God man every time I see fucking people playing soccer dude if they're not doing backflips kicking that shit and while not looking at that
I actually don't give a fuck
Dude I want to
How come they don't have like a dunking equivalent in soccer
That would be sweet dude
They do.
It's called a hat trick.
What, scoring three times in a row?
Bicycle kick?
It just looks so stupid, dude.
I think I want to know how cool Michael Jordan looks when he dunks the ball.
Bicycle kick lacks the aura, dude.
You know what I mean?
Meanwhile, Michael Jordan fly. He fly.
Dunking is so easy, just be tall.
Oh, just be tall. Just be tall.
Never seen a short man dunk before?
Any comments about Belton dunking USA 4-1?
It's the saddest day of my life, truly is, truly is.
I'm gonna go pee and get some coffee.
And cry.
Yes, me lord.
I'll get you, you loser!
I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'll try to get it.
I
Guess yes, I thought it was going to be up by sticking
It totally is guys. That's him by sticking together
I don't want you guys here, I don't want you anime, you don't want you anime, it's still
new than anime though it's on tiktok I see
Please don't be all for we are playing borderlands for we're gonna have our millennial Chungus meter on the right
Gonna fill up every time they make a cool joke
Um, keep it out.
Oh, you sick fuck, real bastard, I can't even hit the damn ball.
I didn't mean either man, I didn't mean either man.
They're like, oh, well you're my slave, so...
Yeah.
Cool.
Uh, can I get $5?
I don't have any cash, but I can Venmo you.
I only got a cash app.
Oh, okay, okay.
I don't have cash app.
Cash app is the best service ever.
Channel 5 cash app, Gary.
Shout out to cash app.
The best way to send reparations.
Uh, if you're...
If you're in town, ladies, would you be wide again?
Go right there.
Get him right there.
Now we're seeing you in chapter 4 when we have sex.
Run bitch!
Yes!
I got it!
Well, I'm dead.
I'm dead! Because I destroyed the fucking block, man!
Oh no!
Jesus!
I bet I don't even need this. I bet if I get this, I'm down.
Maybe I have to keep them.
What?
Fine!
Good.
Armor! Sustain me!
Sustain me!
STAY IN ME!
Oh yeah.
We're getting rid of that weapon.
last night my wife started her period and she was late
prior to such and uh she started her period and it was I guess agonizing I said to her
I took her by the hand I said if I could take 50% of your period I would and she started
crying and so it was the most thoughtful thing I'd ever said to her.
He's the superior divorcee!
No!
He actually is, fuck.
Oh, we are
R.A.P.
R.A.P.
R.A.P.
R.A.P.
R.A.P.
Let's go!
What the fuck?
Move in.
Move in.
We got her.
There's a guy in there, bro.
Holy fuck!
Thank you for letting me know how
know how fashionable it works he's he's trying to help bro stop flaming him man
holy shit holy shit
Yeah, good job.
Now the classic, we don't even look, we just do it.
Gotta believe in the heart of the cards.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Alright.
okay all right it's kind of shit for whatever
dude you know what I'm gonna do for as long as I play runescape bro all this
close I'm gonna vote yes on every single fucking poll that adds new stuff to the
Yeah.
Oh, fuck!
Dude, I'm going to do it.
Yes, sir!
No matter what, dude.
No matter what, dog.
You
what a sorry I had to have a little cry after what happened the world cup dude
I'm not sure I can get to the point.
So fucking sad.
I don't think we've met yet.
I wanted to personally thank you for giving us this opportunity.
Anything specific you want me to do?
I'm willing to pitch in any way you need.
Yeah, let me show you.
Go ahead.
We could really use your help.
I don't have time for this.
Please, just hear me out.
got a nest of some nasty bugs just around the corner. If they don't get cleaned out soon,
we're gonna have a real problem. What's really too bad is it'd be a nice spot for a new settlement.
In fact, I know some folks that would love to set up there if it was safe. If you can make sure
the old workshop there is still in one piece, anyone who decides to move in later will be able to rebuild.
Well, I'll see what I can do. Oh, thanks. We were kind at the end of our rope here.
I'll dangerously look about you. Hope you'll be here for me.
We're gonna have to expand.
This shit ain't even bros.
I'm sure there's not a unit, bros.
Dammit.
I can't.
Wait.
This is goofy.
Gorse Donald, don't you think you shouldn't cast Tetra Flare anymore Donald?
Sure, Flare.
Sweet.
No.
Well, guess we don't need these up here anymore since Mama Murphy's dead.
He died?
Yep, it was tragic and could not be avoided.
So fucking sad.
What the fuck are you doing?
What up?
Yep.
Kind of weird that you would bring up a lot of stuff.
Yep.
Kind of weird that you would bring up synths all of a sudden, unprompted.
And weird.
Cool.
Done.
I forgot about the minimum waiting for me this whole fucking time.
Wait, where's the uh... oh right here.
Where is it?
Where is it?
There's a power armor over there.
My dump?
Yeah.
Wait.
wait oh well it looks like we're swimming boys
Wahoo been to Fenway yet? No
Oh, yeah, this is the laggy part of town, uh-oh.
Oh, no.
I knew it.
No!
Ah!
I got my new mutant killing gun.
Fucking rocket launcher ass bitch.
I kinda wanna get synth armor.
So I look like a synth.
What the fuck?
I was probably from the Tesla guy.
Again that I dropped in a corner.
And will never use.
I was going to do something.
Oh yeah, we're going to need some food.
Where's the rat roach?
Food.
Oh, it's grilled rat roach, that's what it is.
It's a rare spawn ammo time.
We gotta go this way.
Blah.
Keep your eyes peeled, lads.
Anything could happen.
Into a city.
No one.
Get down.
There's legendary.
There's Legendary.
Kind of wasted my laser ammo.
Goodbye.
Where are the super mutants?
I heard them yelling me just kidding it's bottle cap
No dog gets the jump on me without
experiencing a bit of the Psycho Jet Madness.
Well, good fight, good fight.
Ooh.
Pretty cow!
Woo!
I don't think there's anything on these ships, usually.
Alright.
It's swimmin' time.
Yippee!
Night revtics, was it?
Hello?
Hello? Hello, Dan.
We made it. That's a dub.
W has mad suit.
I got extra shit on me right now.
Wait.
yep winning a new left arm poison resistance is freaking a lame
you a hockey per cycle yeah my hockey is seven not six
well let me go
All right, haven't I know I'm not been in here dumb question
Who ass
Not I went
You did? Oh.
Argh!
That's it.
I gotta check out the revolver I got.
It might be time to bust that shit out.
Emphasis on bust.
Yes. Easy peasy. No tampering with shipments, and wear official name tags. Oops. A rank
He said in slayers he was a little service request.
Never sent out any of our intramails, so there was clearly failing the notification system set up when Pruin purchased.
Be-be-be-be-be-be-be.
Looks like Carmack sabotaged this computer before he quit.
I don't know if it was personal or his last try.
I think I can see what he did here.
Crenshaw is back with his ancient terminal until he's 7 years old at this point, crash
when Crespa play Red Menace.
And I have to cave him by a new terminal.
Already opened it.
It seems to be proceeding according to plan, sir.
Yeah, keep me updated.
Constantly.
Do do do do do do do do.
Any Carmike, mayhaps?
I want to use this gun more, but we've only been fighting robits.
This gun's cool. It's all like...
We chill?
Oh, there's a tripwire.
It's finally time to confront the mechanist.
Work order.
It crashes immediately on Buddha, Buddha, suspect overheating.
Can I fix it?
Nope.
I can load holotape.
What's in Mr. Andy's fuel?
Wasn't it just steel?
Oh, too oil. Deb. Deb. Industrial cancer. Deb.
Balbine hammer, Deb. Let me pick it up.
Sales and service center key.
E-located.
Who's there? Strange device.
Oh fuck. Retraveler cabin in bolexigio.
It's the back door key.
The back rooms. Dude, this is back room 2074. The peaceful back room. Sanity plus 100.
Scan this.
Hurry up.
Wolfgang, it's a little bit...
Alalala!
You look like a eleven Wolfster.
Hehehehe
coming along robert
Be on guard. Never trust a robot. That's Steve Bucks' motto.
No more science detected.
Proceed.
Hold up.
Back to be parked.
Whoa!
Guys there's a lot of traps in there.
How do I get in here?
Nailed it.
One digged.
Hmm, don't need that.
Do not open that door.
Okay.
So I can't get over that guy saying that I play this game exactly the way that his
dead. Oh man. Okay, we got a little side entrance here. What if I ran down the middle though?
What you gonna do
No
We're on the corner, bitch.
Unlock 10 robot mod achievement.
I'm doing it.
Uh, keep that.
Kind of used a lot of our ammo though.
Well, let's check the side path.
Yup.
Authorization policies rank twenty-two a minimum security bad photo ID,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, security per call.
Uh...
An Epsilon-6 security alert has been declared mass uprising of robot janitorial staff.
Excessional alert is initiated, all security defensive systems will activate remote terminal.
Alert may be terminated by the remote authorization from the MROC or by the facility administrator from the Master Control Terminal in the control center, dude.
In the event of confirmed nuclear detonations of facility administrator, supervisor and
duty.
Okay, so this happened before the nukes.
Otherwise it would have been omega protocol.
No?
There was a nuke.
Nice.
We got topped by China, dude.
You good?
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
One day there's going to be something in those buckets, fellas.
Oh, shit!
It's finally time.
Got any bonus stuff?
DUDE REMOVE.
DUDE REMOVE.
He's had to smash his hands on the fucking keyboard.
Uh, this one.
Maybe...
We talking a third person, because I'm not the one typing.
It's Steve.
And he'd be smashing.
Got it.
Plus 20.
So this probably just let us skip this whole place, huh?
Can anyone guess the password just by looking at this right here?
No info?
For ten million dollars?
Fish?
Unbelievable?
Got it.
He won the billion dollars, dude!
I'm a block.
Manual override.
Provide requisite authorization.
How?
Standing by for authorization.
Uh...
Wouldn't we need like an ID from one of the people that is authorized to do this?
Elevator's open.
Never mind.
We gotta find an ID. I bet there is one.
Oh God.
We got lasers.
of
the
Time to chug some more meat.
Horse horse, thanks for god's helpin' me, cause I carry and cope and I depo in sexy little...
...kates.
Is there nobody in my city, little?
Thanks.
Over here.
You busy?
Over here.
What was the king picture of Summit?
I must apologize for the odd noises on the current emitting, a consequence of being mechanical
in nature.
Talking?
Nothing dude.
Dude, never anything in the baskets, guys.
Just a fuckin' chud.
Aargh!
Diode B6 for Sib.
Can you explain what getting top means?
It means getting nuclear bomb.
Oh, nice.
Hope this helps.
Nuclear bombs.
We're gonna have so much freaking oil after this dude, this is oil central.
Just so dark without me freaking light dude, but my lights suck, I hate me light.
We got some lads across the way.
What?
Oh!
He turned!
This one.
I'm addicted to Psycho now, smile.
Uhhh... let's sit here.
We almost got that guy's combat inhibitor.
The base bolt?
Good. 45.
Wait, I got bad news. The combat music's still playing.
I'm a magnet. What the hell?
Last one, man.
Fucking magnets. How do they work?
Oh.
Stimpaks, that's a dub.
How do they work?
That's it.
First try, baby.
One D.
Rasputin is the...
Activate units.
I'm on fire.
Oh, he's gonna blow up, huh?
You can't just do that.
soon as it's going to blow up.
Bom bom bom.
Bom bom bom.
Bom bom bom.
Got it.
All right, which one of you has the coming of may of be
My characters addicted to the psycho.
It wasn't even dude.
Carry weight down.
Disgusting
Kind of run out of energy ammo
Beep boop
Where's this motherfucker?
Yeah, I'm the other side. I'll go side
Was the other Seabird dude?
The buff?
I know there's a fucking idea in here somewhere.
Oh, there's so many of these.
engineer's terminal. Don't care. Don't care.
Nerves reject the connection fast so we can rebind them.
Once RoboBrains back from testing their MS Crackdoms Throne Treads Overloaded Fusion
Piles Fried Circuits, some of the RoboBrains are misinterpreting commands.
The onboard brain seems to almost overthink these instructions and decide to rewrite them
for efficiency purposes.
They're evil, bro.
One of the RoboBrains rolled off the line with a faulty voice module when it speaks
It's speaking in reverse. This troubled me so I had them shut it down
But had them shut down the line for almost eight hours
Well, I checked the software for issues give audio output a similar thorough diagnostic
I didn't find any issues so I give them all clearers and assembly march it down as a glitch
There's no idea what will cause such a ridiculous issue, but if you ask me I think one of the guys upstairs thought it would be fun
Yeah, but where's your key card though, bitch
Lead engineer Thomas Harkin
So far, we're tracking on schedule for the latest RoboBrain milestone.
Dr. Asante has assured me that the active time between memory wipes has been greatly increased.
Hopefully, that will hold true in our latest live testing.
The senior engineers also inform me that their latest assembly line adjustments have been completed early.
I can only hope that means due diligence was still paid, and we're not going to be looking at a total system breakdown again.
Other than that, I'm still worried about the test subjects.
Right now, we've got more than enough to meet our demand.
But it's not like these things grow on trees.
I don't want to use me energy.
Which means it's shotgun time.
I
Oh
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
The fuck are these four?
They don't weigh anything and they don't break down into anything.
Can I make a railroad?
Oh, they're ammo.
Wait, I can get a spiker?
railroad spike fucking love trains hmm that's cool I can go without him I'll
be honest. Do you know what I am saying? What kind of man? What's my build so far? I can
pick master picklock I can hack master science I have some increased damage my
My drug lasts longer?
Rocks in my socks?
Ta-da!
Oh!
What the-?
Who shot me?
Rocks in mind, socks.
Come on, dude. Walk into me trap.
the
are you talking like that
talking like a human
no we got a lot 10 millimeter ammo
who broke this
that giddy up buttercup has lots of supplies
I'm surprised I don't have more food on me, but I suppose I put most of it away and I
can take the wrong thing.
It's kind of chill that you can just cook out the radiation from stuff, huh?
Let's chill AF.
Just like real life.
Hey, an actual individual screw.
Stop.
Holy bog!
Dude, where's all my food? Here it is.
Well, well, well.
It's time to go all out.
What do we got?
Okay, Medex is still active. That's really good.
You know what's not active?
Psycho trail
Don't hit me
We're kind of uh... using all of our supplies, haha.
of the
so-and-manually put that skeleton there,
Come along, Explosive.
Goin'?
I
Really glass bells
I can't control it.
We're going down the middle.
I can't control it!
Now we're going down the middle.
Disregard, this isn't the middle of anything.
I don't realize this for the dead end.
Stupid?
Is this the version with all the DLC?
Yes.
I think this is DLC, isn't it?
Or no?
I don't know, right?
Sorry, Dilk.
Open this.
We can keep traveling as much as you want.
I don't require sleep or sleep in order to-
Open this.
pump-pump-pump...
pump-pump-pump...
pump-pump-pump...
be that...
be disparted!
Holy sound design, that's not a good dude.
Wow.
Wow.
Facilities wing.
Can't open this.
Here.
Very large Larry, thanks for selling.
And you vacuum seal you did
Open this. Yeah, you're probably good. You're probably hurt
Ice cold. What the hell?
What's cooler than being cool?
Ice cold!
Alright.
That's it.
Yoyk!
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Alright, now leave me here. Yeah
No free shots this time, bitch
I got limited stem packs
Punch robot incoming.
I don't think the flashlight actually ruins your stealth.
It does?
you know we still got medics going
Hey, it's time to re-up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
What's up?
Changes my momentum in air.
No, don't drink the water!
Honestly, not as bad as I thought it would be. Legionnaires disease, though.
Oh, yeah, we got so much 10 millimeter, dude.
turning plan
isolation blah blah blah
official approval, keep a cigarette machine in my substation blah blah blah
I will sink that some machine in my substation and I'll be playing by the smoke blah blah blah
Tiger 4 months blah blah blah
do not care
Rat poison
Why am I oh no, I'm hardened
Hey, hey, I got some stuff for you interested
My data ranks are continuing to accumulate vast amounts of data regarding the commonwealth.
Didn't ask.
Uh, boom.
And boom.
Robo-
Oh, fuck!
All right, so this is a lot of damage, huh?
Ow!
Please help. Please help.
The punch guys are kind of jerks.
This is the man killing them all.
He clearly was reaching.
I mean, with his arms.
I don't know what to tell you, mate.
Here we go.
Okay.
Our conversation.
We need a cooking station.
That's what we need.
Might have dead end.
Okay.
Hmm.
I'm level 21.
or 22
well well well
okay well now
Okay, I think we changed the dog obliterator to this one, no?
Oh
Bro, he's got impossible move it
Kick of my ass
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I
Yeah, yeah
Here we go
I'm actually chugging heels right now, but holy fuck.
of
the
of the
of the
of the
Can't you think some of it?
Well, there's quite a bit of radiation.
Yoink?
Yoink?
Killed himself?
L?
Yoink, killed himself?
L?
Souvenir teddy bear.
Yep.
It's actually crazy when you consider how many like drugs my character is taking such
just short span. How come we don't have the sight? All I can say is I cannot wait to
shoot something with flesh again so I can use my cool machine gun. Yes.
Okay.
Oh, we could totally, uh, swap over these parts, right?
Uh-oh.
No, we can't.
I don't have the supplies.
Woopsie!
Shut the fuck up!
you are so cool moon thanks real comment by the way didn't make that one up I am
I'm cool. I'm cool as frick.
I'm trying to figure out what I even have to eat. I got 16 stem packs.
Carrot.
Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
Of course, my dumbass robot's high air.
Ooh.
Open this.
Up here's.
Blackjack Julien, come here, there's something.
He did the gauntlet
What you got no food in there
Boom cutter
This place is fucking huge by the way
What are we doing on the cabas, dude?
Here.
Do an eye.
Which cars movies are favorite?
I've only ever seen one.
I've not been to Diamond City yet.
I like Mater, because he's like...
He's got like a...
He's like a redneck guard.
Hehehehe.
Yeah.
Classic not doing the main quest.
I mean, in games like these, bro, like, I just never can.
Orfeiture terminal pass.
Ooh, cycle buff.
Wait, orange mantas.
10% VAT accuracy.
Hmm.
Sean's waiting to be saved.
Yeah, he was abducted.
You know, I got a question.
I mean obviously we don't know how long it's been since he was abducted my my
guess is it happened like a long fucking time ago he's already dead that's my
guess
that said
Wouldn't being cryogenically frozen as a baby like fuck your development
That would like gig a fuck you up
What the hell
You look cool.
You're so fucking fat, dude.
Maybe we need to slim up.
Reflect some character growth here.
We have been doing quite a bit of adventure.
blubber bup blubber bup
Slim yeah, yeah, he's constantly on drugs constantly on drugs
Once you slim up IRL in for this is I'm obese IRL
Alright nice trauma dump
Oh, well.
If this isn't the room before the icon of sin, I don't know what it is.
Oh, well.
It is the same thing.
Well, if this isn't the room before the icon of sin, I don't know what it is, fellas.
I just got a bar of gold.
Oh, it's not Junk.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, it was an alphabetical, little sordid jet.
Stealth Blade Combat Knife.
I mean I assume it's modified maybe that's the base though I don't know
Holy
Money!
You ever heard the phrase, ain't a leakage?
No.
What is that?
Did you care to explain?
Sir?
What is that?
loopy butt he says. Oh, isn't there a weapon? Oh, shit, I'm on the wrong way. I swear,
How much? Oh, we're good, we're good.
We're good.
Missed floorball?
I'm pretty confident I'm getting baited right now, but we're going in.
Nope, it just looks like a floorball.
Gold.
We can start hoarding gold at our house.
I got two gold.
I got two gold.
One for the shack and one for the hovel.
Baseball base.
And ghouls.
Got it.
I'm in.
Jesus.
Let's see if I can hit ghouls.
Yeah, yeah.
Nice.
Of course.
X. Almost didn't see that.
Don't farm in the sex pee right now, dude.
Sweet.
Can Steve become a ghoul?
Um...
I hope you can.
I don't know if you can, though.
I think it would be very funny if he was a ghoul.
Hehehehe.
Arrgh!
Does anyone notice the FPS drops?
Fill up.
During lock picking. That chatter's bathing. It drops to 60 FPS which is all you guys can see anyway.
You got it.
You see in 24?
Oh man, you must be into films.
Cinema, as I call it.
Err...
Yes, 2752 KC and I got myself a baby hole.
Duh.
Why does it suck if that's so goddammit?
Ding, by the way.
Grats me now.
Ooh.
Circuitry, nuclear material and fiber optics.
Or don't know, Mike.
Or don't know.
Ignore 15% of a target's armor.
Upgrades I can't get
Okay, does anyone know if this actually gives you 100% headchains
No.
It's a pause. Why is it so little?
Weird.
95 isn't the same as hardly miss.
That's it.
I mean, yeah, I know what 95% means, but...
I've read the check under these beds.
There's probably a bobblehead under one of these, don't you think, fellas?
Yeah!
There totally is!
Hold up.
Nice try, buddy.
No one, no one fucks with Steve fuck though.
Nice. The amount of item placed are level designers kind of staggering. Dude, that's
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I'm...
I'm being so for real, dude.
The act of picking stuff up just like scattered in the environment is so goddamn satisfying to me.
And I don't know what.
Mental illness.
It doesn't matter what it is.
If it's even like remote, like, slightly useful, that's good enough for me, bros.
of
the
of the
of
the
of
the
of
Like the seven bottle caps are just picked up. You think like a guy put one bottle cap down? I was like, ah fuck.
I was ordered to put seven bottle caps here on the ground.
You would be so good at being homeless.
Top ten easels.
Dark.
Nice.
You know, I want, like, I skimmed a lot of those terminal entries, okay, nothing about
I mean, maybe the latest one with like the smoking guy or whatever, none of them indicated that they had prison cells of people.
I'll thank.
But obviously they're turning these people into the robo brains.
The question is...
There was one that talked about test subjects.
Okay, I skimmed it.
Yes.
That's mobby.
That's mobby.
That's mobby.
Anyway, are they like prisoners?
Is that why they all turn out violent?
One of the shots said, don't look at the packages or you'll get to meet the folks downstairs.
Guys we found a fact
It sounds like he so my gun shoots an extra bullet each time I shoot a bullet, right?
It sounds like he is getting hit by two bullets. Which is funny
There's like a money Marvin in there and they're cold. They're Kia. Sorry. There's a man in Pippa Man and Melton Hill.
Yeah, I don't know. There's gonna be a I might I might look into a flashlight mod for us. I'm gonna be honest. There's gotta be a good one.
There's like no balance between like oppressively bright and useful.
Do you find a mining helmet as a headland?
You know, I did wonder about that.
Also, this feels like...
I mean, we're going backwards here.
Bomb, bomb, bomb.
Rain Man and Chassis Pants and the Denzel Dicks for 7.
Subject A22.
Oh, they are violent criminals.
Convicted of serial killings in the DC area, not to be invisible alone, security personnel
required.
Higher brain function, but weak constitution, we've been giving them a high protein diet
and started sessions of electro-therapy to treat his muscles.
Convicted for arson.
of a waitress. Second degree murder while under the influence of Apple. But if his highly
intelligent approved to be mentally sound, ex-military convicted of second degree manslaughter.
So they were turning violent criminals into robo-brains. And the robo-brains were intended
for...
militaries.
I think.
Once again, skimmed at the beginning.
I'm gonna turn you into a RoboBrain.
Please don't, bro.
So funny. That's fine. We got a ton of XP.
It would have been cool to have all the ghouls around me though.
But I'm a fucking loser. So whatever.
I'm not sure if I can get that.
I'm not sure if I can get that.
Deacon Tam?
Na-na-na-na.
And you guys ever play the Saw Game on the N...
Uh...
360?
I was gonna say N64.
Ha, ha, ha.
No.
I see one yes, but I feel like he's fibbing.
Saw two on PS3 was legit excellent.
I've never seen Saw the Movie.
Scary
No, it's never never happened dude didn't see when it was in the theater
You're fucking pissing me off dude. I don't know man like I
Actually like I don't know man like moving the pictures of people being like mutilated actually kind of grosses me out
It's it's not like unbearably gross out, but like I'm not trying to watch someone like get their fingernails peeled off
You know, I mean
And like that's like that's the movie is cruel and unusual torture right into death
Skimming not the first one
You sound like a liberal.
Sorry.
It's about family.
We came up with a little game to try and name the drink.
Ansel tried mixing some fresh bio gel with a little bit of grenadine and vodka and dare
us all to drink it down.
Trying to be pretty good, kind of thick and sweet with just the right amount of kick.
Come up with a little game to try and name the drink.
A whole bunch of us, of stupid ones came up, of course, but we finally set it on the extractor
sunrise too bad we can't get the fuck is biogeel
I'm into my brain-shaped cake for his birthday
blah blah blah
we're talking about oh yeah saw at least one person in chat saws their favorite movie right
No, it sucks. You saw all the saws. You've seen all ten saw movies. No, you haven't.
Am I playing Powell World this Friday?
Nope.
Whoa.
Let's make a...
I'm gonna make a couple of these.
I'm injecting Bladetrover 4.
I'm injecting blade thrower fuel into my body.
What do you think the hottest pal is? I do not know shit about Pal world.
Is there a pow world sex mod sorry set mod
Hey, you guys would know that huh you guys would know the answer that huh
How close read that being overweight
I did
scientist
This is the third time I've had to request more security
As thorough as our assembly procedures may be there's a human factor to be considered
These are criminal and unstable minds
It can't be a scientist job to ensure each test subject is properly sedated
I was promised military assistance and security that we need more I won't allow my crew to be in danger
Yep, who knew? Who knew that transferring someone's conscious
across dangerous violent criminals consciousness to a robot would be...
Fucked up who could have figured that to this keyboard
They break Jesus for some
Uh, this is where we keep no saw.
We're coming from over here.
No we didn't.
We have made the circle.
Bro, this shit is massive.
Bro, he's boosting around like a fucking armored core, man.
Oh no.
We're blacking out due to overuse.
Oh, no way.
I'm actually down, by the way.
Oh
What the fuck
I got a password.
Mama Rea.
I've got a spawn like four of a mommy dog.
not chill that's anti-chill and that's 45 what kind do I have these is 45
cold bird five eight do you get baby that's all I need remember when
Never man punched that lady in the face while he was doing the show
Not chill bro
Stand back
Wow. Preserved after all this time.
You good?
Uh-huh.
Update of visual cortex connections for higher-rate wrecking issues, hoping to remedy feelings
like the link I'll look for myself I'll look for myself but I appreciate it
yep any day now
Oh, as soon as I hit escape and open, why?
You need to press the button, Durr.
Upper cuts you in the jaw so hard it completely shatters.
You go through the roof.
I begin doing my combo again.
I knock him down.
Here.
Run it, homie.
Need that.
Make it thick thick silver.
Oh, get diplomatic, but whatever.
Hey.
Hey.
I just picked up one up.
Okay, fuck you.
Is it like literally like a number limit for her or what?
No it's actually maybe there's a number limit I'm not sure.
You can see when you build her?
Oh.
Well, this is the last mission we're ever gonna have ever, so...
We're real.
Wait.
My reign of terror?
He's not wrong, man.
He is not wrong.
Holy!
Holy!
What was that?
I don't have no nades.
Fucking leave me alone!
Well, well, well.
I'm about to take every drug of my inventory, by the way, except some mines ahead of time.
I got one.
Will that do?
You may have infiltrated my sector and destroyed my robots, but your reign of terror happens here.
Okay. There seems to be some sort of misunderstanding here. Maybe we should talk about this.
The Commonwealth has suffered more than its fair share of injustices because of you.
Now you'll face the whole body to the next.
Alright, and so it is time.
First we will buff Jeff.
Okay, buff Jeff.
Now what happens if we do this?
Now what if we do this?
The ball perception.
I mean, what's the harm in taking every drug at least once?
Yeah, I mean...
We're gonna save the Psycho Jet though.
Oooooohhhh!
Where were we sweet it's go time
Oh sorry guys where's the other robot
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I think I'm dead.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
Well, that may have been our last Psycho GIF.
to all of them and I'm literally doing a sand episode right now.
Now throwing the bomb.
Sparks!
Ehhhhh...
I'll do it for you.
Oh, you need a sword, dude.
Now throwing the bombs.
Destroy him!
They got punch bots.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, it's dying.
Or died.
of
the
way
This thing has a lot of HP a lot of
Oh
He's doing the beam
Well
I'm doing nothing
Wait that
No way
He's doing the thing!
No way.
Oh my god.
I think I'm going to die here.
Okay.
Alright.
Little bitch.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
of
death
of
death
of
Oh
Oh
Are you running a cupboard my uh my drugs wall and then I read I re-up
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Or re-up in big style.
Oh no.
Here's what we did.
Fuck out, and we...
I'm done.
Back to the no-go, dude.
Fuckin' B. I forget.
if we use Buff App before I save.
I gotta get off this fucking scav only dude.
I
He still does the explosion?
I'm gonna shoot this.
Not the wall.
Did you see me counter-trenching?
Yeah!
Oh.
We appear, uh...
426 HP.
What are we missing here? Missing something gives us strength.
Come on! Come on!
Eight.
Seven.
Six.
Jesus.
Five.
Three.
Four.
Seven.
Three.
We're gonna have this.
One.
Get down.
We're out there. We'll find them.
No! Sparks! Get the power back on!
I'm gonna put down the emergency power and hang up!
I thought Sparks was like his robots, or is it just a thing of the...
I will not rest until I see the common wall for you, Hugh.
I'm not a villain. I just want you to hear me out, face to face.
You want me, so you can crush me as you crush my allies?
Besides, you can control me if you don't leave the safety of my comrades, after.
Mad Beam, thanks for subbing.
Don't you want to know the truth?
The destruction you've caused is true for us.
Good people, listen.
If you were making a grave mistake, you'd want to know the truth.
Very well. I will hear you out.
But only for the sake of the cause.
Sparks, wait for me.
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
If he's a human, I won't kill him though.
Who are you don't you think it's time you ditched that mask right it's time I faced
the true enemy of the Commonwealth.
There. Now we both know who we're dealing with.
Uh, is it the chief scientist?
Hey, I'm not the enemy. I'm the one trying to protect the Commonwealth against your robots.
They have taken innocent lives. My friends, they were simple traitors, all dead at the hands of your robots.
No, that's not true. The robots are programmed to protect. Their subroutines are clean. Observe, evaluate, and react accordingly. The testing was thorough. I ran every scenario all past.
You messed up. I got the truth out of one of your robo-brains. They think they're saving
people by killing them.
No. I don't believe you. They can't alter their programming. They're programmed to
save people, not kill them.
Think about it. There's probably a reason these robots weren't in mass production.
The introduction of a human brain creates too many unknown variables.
You can't claim to know them all.
I took all the necessary precautions.
Innocent lives should never be taken.
And the data.
They were always reporting.
Hostiles killed.
And, and lives...
Oh...
Saved.
No.
It's...
The logic.
Huh.
It's there.
I can see it now.
I was hoping it was the robo-brains.
An issue with their memory wipes.
You're right. Their primary directive was flawed
Maybe that's why you don't stick human brains in robots. I wanted to help the Commonwealth
So snarky still.
The robots are all I know. I found this place and figured I could finally do my part.
I accept full responsibility
I can't take back what I've done or even atone for it, but
This doesn't have to end in violence.
Dirk thinks we're sub-it?
Tell me, why the mask?
What's with the Mechanist?
I'm not good with people.
The Mechanist gave me a way to put myself out there without really being out there at all.
But you're kind of keeping me in suspense here.
I can turn this around.
I just need a chance.
That's where you're wrong, Mechanist.
The only way this ends is with violence.
Why did I have a feeling you'd say that?
I'm burdened a lot of my drugs were off
come on big dog
hold on one sec
Order gone go.
Charisma Intelligence.
Name cells for 2k.
One by 2k I mean.
Oops sorry man.
The fuck did your gun go?
I'm like you drastically over
Hey, yes
Bro, where is it I saw it fly away
Rob some stuff?
Why?
Fuck dude.
Oh.
Nice.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Ugh!
Man.
What are we to do?
Crazy they gun landed there.
Yeah.
You know, I'm kind of surprised.
I'm pleased to buy how difficult that was.
I wouldn't say it was necessarily difficult, it's just like...
Yeah, compared to like every combat I've had up until this point, it was pretty cool.
And I got to use all the shit I've been hoarding, which is awesome.
You think the drugs made it harder?
Nah, I was getting shot all the time.
Like I literally had almost 200 extra HP for my ship.
This time.
Hey.
Yes, you've done it. You stop the mechanist.
The Mechanist deserve to die.
You don't pose a great threat to the Commonwealth and get to live.
I just am for the pain and suffering inflicted. It does not bring back my friends.
But if not for their deaths, the Mechanist may still be alive, posing a threat to the Commonwealth.
Had those robots remained unchecked, I'm certain the damage would have been extensive,
halting if not reversing any progress that has been made here.
With this knowledge, I am finally registering feelings of satisfaction and accomplishment.
And I have you to thank for it. As a result, I have decided to stay here.
There is one remaining matter to consider. The mechanism is defeated,
but my radar beacon is still picking up several signals. I fear the Commonwealth is still littered
with those real robots. Eliminating them would be tying up loose ends to use a common phrase.
Sure.
Good signal locked in remember to exercise caution
The rogue robot
There's only one
It's a radiant quest what the fuck is a radiant quest
It's a diggily?
I think I had something I could get at level 24.
four yeah yeah yeah
hey
let's take a look at what you've got the fuck she's a shop no
Okay. Okay. Where's the workbench?
Heads up.
What can I do for you? Here you are. I hope he's home.
What? Heads up.
I may assist you, sir.
Are you able to self-destruct?
No, I can't. I'm fairly certain look alive. Yes, sir. I
Think it's time to disable your personality subroutine. Sorry. No can do
Look alive. Yes. Hey Ada. What can I do for you?
It's time for you to go. I wouldn't recommend that course of action, but you're in charge
Say here
Finally free.
I just gotta get to a workbench.
Give her legs back.
No!
of
the
now where was the of the thing that you say your spawn point
Quick little, quick little jaunt backwards.
And her floating fuck nugget now you're abandoning her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Mechanice laaaaaaaaddyyyyyyyyyy
of
the
You like me to go with you?
Our lone wolf perk.
I just want to trade a few things.
Of course.
It's finally active.
Steve is gonna unleash.
Why is he refusing to address what he just did?
What, killed the mechanist?
Bro, I don't need some...
Dude, she killed so many people, man. What do you mean?
You said you wouldn't?
Oh yeah, I made a judgment call.
Hope this helps.
Oh, yeah.
This uses 45.
All right.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Oh yeah.
even kind of look like the off dude even kind of looking like it's the off
farewell dog Blitterator you sure it was
the opening of 50 dude I don't give a fuck
Gweeb okay
I left it away
hmm
Yeah, we saw them those shit boys.
I want to wear this.
I think with a lone wolf we could probably get away with it.
Where we obliterated our drugstache.
Mama mia!
I don't think I used too many mentats.
Asbestos and Garrett are orange.
What the hell?
Holy fuck.
We're also kinda low on ammo now.
So every boy next for silver
The only thing we have a lot of ammo for is this right here
Ammo user
There's an automatic receiver.
I don't think we want automatic though
of
the
of
I
Gotta make sure they're not sin
They're clean.
I gotta go piss real bad, I'll be right back.
I gotta go piss really bad out of here, right?
Is that chill?
Yeah, that's chill.
Sweet.
Awesome.
Follow me?
Let's go.
I'm gonna go cool.
Wait, isn't there a way?
Oh, that's hard.
That's hard.
Wait, isn't there a way?
Oh, that's hard.
That's hard, dude.
I fucked up man, I didn't have enough for momentum dude!
for quinn69 see I want to talk about that for a second all right you shouldn't talk about
shit that you're not educated about or at least you should be more openly willing to
learn I guess and twitch isn't the best forum for that a b that's coming from someone who
who has said stupid shit before and has had horrible opinions or just stupid fucking opinions.
That's why I don't talk about politics barely.
That's why when I do, I'm not as educated as people who only talk about politics.
Hoggers
You're that the walls are moving again
Okay, there was a big red button shit Kate
Haha
I have an idea.
Second floor?
Thanks mate.
Quinn Rage quit the third boss after dying 30 times.
I don't know who you're talking about.
Oh.
Dude, I don't fucking care.
I don't care, dude.
Um, oh, Geppetto's there.
Okay, maybe that channel is correct.
I don't know what to say
He's a little billo
I don't know
Oh
Oh, Nashik for 7th.
So me and the boys have been doing the Lost Ark Raids, dude.
We got to the last gate of Bralshaza.
Unnormal.
Shit's pretty cool, dude.
Normal?
It's our first time.
Here, we'll put him at 1-up.
Moon, are you ever going to host an indie game jam thing again?
Yes, eventually. One day.
Yes.
I'm very gassy today.
What do you think of the clip being a mini dick?
I think it's pretty poggers, honestly.
I wish I had ovaries so I could relate to women the same way they relate to men by way
of having a small penis.
Feels fucking sad, man.
This is a woman.
Stop posting Doro!
My kid's playing Minecraft and I noticed it was lagging and it's getting a little lagglier
buddy.
He turns to me and said, I started a fire!
And then he pans to the forest that's like on fire.
He's like, I started a forest fire.
Very glad we came back to read that.
Thank you, chatter.
I hope your balls explode.
Smile.
Am I about to get jumped?
Oh, Jesus.
What the flug?
Skip.
Skip.
Skip!
Skip!
Matt and Mon Wooper, thanks for 7.
Hello.
Alright, let's go paint this. We're good, man.
One waipu, one waipu says, can't you let a christian stream through?
Killed the moon.
Just a hologram anyway dude.
question we didn't have. I don't want to do the daily. Oh, it's gonna vault 88.
Where the fuck are we going to fall on that?
Oh shit.
Where's the... the shit that lets me end up in my body?
A gem.
Is it a table?
No, there's no way.
Plastic Surgeon in Diamond City can do a BBL.
A vendor? No, I swear when I was looking through those menu, I found...
So, resources?
Ah!
Aha
Wait
Hopper tool
Hopper tool, we don't have to have so many animals
Hopper tool
Well, I suppose we could free somebody.
Come on.
for the scent there was no sense dude
oh wait we can use the robot let's have the robot do surgery this seems okay
sweet
I mean, they don't have any arms, though.
It's not working.
Got to talk to the robit?
Haven't you already interfered enough? Go away.
Just go away. Haven't you done enough to torment me already?
No way that works.
I just want to trade a few things.
Go ahead.
What?
Guys, how come it don't work?
Forty-four, dude!
I just want to trade a few things.
Rank 4!
I thought she could handle her stuff, dude.
Some life bucketball.
What the?
Let's put you away.
and
and then let's freaking
but you
here
This is my mattress by the way.
Pretty cool Easter egg, shoot the moon three times using the hip.
This guy's fucking with me.
Why don't this- does it- maybe it has to be in a building?
Hey there.
Disregard.
Yeah, alright.
disregard yeah all right okay I can do this yeah go ahead and sit down in the
chair and don't worry about a thing
this is some random guy
Alright. Yeah, I assume after that drug trip we have, we have probably lost some weight.
Uh... Oh, the freckles are showing up now. They weren't before.
Oh, God!
Didn't work.
Oh. No.
I did space.
Fucking dope.
There we go.
Nice.
The wasteland has not been kind to Steve.
Wanna know how I got these skulls?
I'm ready when you are.
Just have a seat.
I don't want to think about it anymore...
It's okay, I still think about it today!
You wanna talk about it?
No, I'm fine. Just, I don't wanna think about it anymore.
It's okay. I still think about it, too.
I think I'm fine. Maybe not.
Please, sick! Nothing to be nervous about.
Don't worry. I'll be fine.
We can change the color.
That's good.
I'm ready when you are. Just have a seat.
Yeah, I don't think we need any face-pant.
We're good.
We don't want to do too much.
What's up?
You know what I call a good day? One that ends without an empty stomach.
You know, the synth used to say that.
Yeah, alright.
Eugh.
So from the top.
Nah.
We got the best one.
Go ahead and sit down.
Got the Hitler face.
We can get started as soon as he's sitting in the chair.
Have a seat and I'll get to work.
Hmm.
We can get started as soon as you sit in the chair.
Dishonorable discharge.
The Kems were not kind to him, dude.
Go ahead and sit down.
Go ahead and sit down.
Nice.
Very good.
Unrecognizable, dude.
After the night he took 30 jets in a row.
We look cool though.
I'm not a day of hiding.
You do look cool.
Alright, let's see how we do with the...
I don't want to wear a helmet.
What are the changes?
Looks stupid.
Let's ride.
What?
I think I want the pompadour, guys.
Hey, I want-
I want the pomp.
Sit down and I'll get stabbin
It looks so fucked up dude
Now that is swag dude
to a close we got one of these one of these one of these got food in here for
some fucking reason
and
you're a
move
the
words of
I kind of wish the Sun were not a...
Okay.
Now we are talking!
Where'd you get died there, dude?
Hey!
Okay.
Okay.
and
which one
I think this one
I can't believe she's gone.
I've only suffered enough.
You look like the world tournament announcer from Dragon Ball.
Almost.
Keep our armor on us in case we got to get serious, dude.
In case we got to get freaking serious mode.
Boost Adam. What the fuck?
I can't stop. I can't stop lifting.
We're going back to block air, boys.
I
Mean hey looking for a hair cut that'd be great sit down and tell me what you're looking for
Would you even change would you even change shut up bitch
I forget
We can get started as soon as you sit in the chair. We'll do great
Okay, look and claim, dear, apart from the stars, the math stars.
Where's my strength boost?
Whatever.
two devolved so we with low wonder we take 30% less damage how much do you think we were
We're getting from, uh, I got a season.
Let's go!
Come on, armor.
Holy fuck.
We'll be a closer lad.
Oops.
of
death
of
death
of
There he takes so long between shots.
Keep your eyes peeled.
They could be anywhere.
Some of these fucking spotlights.
out all of the extra bullets? Yeah. Mad?
I'm thinking you're furious. So this is definitely like a VATS weapon, right?
Make sure to pay your respects. How come I can't grab that?
That's my job
of
what
of
Oh
We might have to wear armor
I have to wear
I'm not a foot and that is not an oral loss either
Oh
Come up here
You're not lying
get my ass, babe
Did you miss that?
My arm!
I think there's more people.
Disregard.
The music has stopped.
I feel like we're kind of wasting the same amount.
That's okay.
We're going to build up our stocks elsewhere.
Does the barbed wire hurt?
No, shit game.
I found the chunks.
Now we look like we look a malnourished, dude.
You do look like a sci-fi, a cheesy sci-fi hero, though.
I don't look like a sim.
Next person to call me the escort's getting banned.
Ow!
Ow!
Uh...
Everything got harder. Pretty sure it's because I leveled up.
I'm in a different bracket now, dude.
It was Steve's first memory being born.
He remember it all.
What's up?
Little bitch.
Guys, you think we can make fried eggs?
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Aluminum.
Oh, no.
I'm gonna have to get out of here.
I'm gonna have to get out of here.
Aluminum.
Oh, no.
How many Stimpaks we got?
We're down to ten, boys.
Hmm. Not good. Not good.
It's a bomb of the gun, you fucking freak.
is not going so hard right now
This pass.
Not good. Not good.
Uhhh...
up
I'm spawning war dude
catch bolt
Nooo!
It looks evil though
Why'd they make that?
Why does it look fresh too?
the
way
I saw a Myerler get launched in the air and I was wondering if it was the legendary one.
Don't go in, don't go in.
I don't know.
Well, let's keep it steppin'. I don't feel like lookin' for it.
I will say, we just got a ton of fuckin' crab meat, dude.
This shit heals for a fuck ton, dude.
It was a legendary mutated as well?
So what?
What does that mean?
It means it has north of the dolphin.
And then you tend to get special effects like doing more damage.
Look at that, I know that.
I just didn't think that that meant that I would have better still.
And I was right, cause the chatter said it doesn't.
Boom!
Who the fuck is that?
They have the same name.
Come on, please! Help! This thing is gonna kill me!
Quiet, Synth. You're not talking your way out of this.
Please! You gotta help me! This guy's a synth, and he's gonna kill me and replace me and my family!
Oh, God. My kids!
Don't you dare bring them up! He's the synth, and he wants to replace me! Please!
Please, you gotta believe me! You can't let that thing do this!
Let's all just calm down. No one has to die.
No! He wants me dead! He's never gonna stop! I have to kill him!
Don't listen to him. He'll say anything to convince you.
Why don't you just tell me how this happened?
How this, uh, fine. Hi. I was on my way to Bunker Hill.
I round a band, and I see this guy, me, gun drawn, ready to fire.
After that, it's a blur.
We scuffled for a while, but I won.
Now, I don't know what else I can say to convince you.
He's the sin.
Now, are you gonna get out of my way?
Look, all I need is for you to put down the gun.
Then we can talk this through.
No. No! You'll kill us both!
You won't be doing anything if I take you down first.
Oh, thank God.
Damn it, I'll kill you both!
You're dead!
You look like a skeleton. I think I'm dead, by the way.
Can you just throw a fucking grenade?
You are made.
guys he wasn't this guy's he wasn't guys he wasn't the sin my kids don't have
to grow up orphans thanks to you
You know, I kind of thought that they would both do sense
Please you gotta help me this guy's a sentin he's gonna kill me and replace me in my family. Oh
God
My kids don't you dare bring them up. He's the synth and he wants to replace me please please you've got to believe me
You can't let that thing do this
Just kill this thing and be done with it what no
It's done I
Need to get out of here. I don't know. I'm still shaking
I can't pickpocket them.
I wonder if we'll ever encounter a synth of us.
What if the game spawns one in and then I change how I look?
And it looks like an older version of us, dude.
The synth was cooler.
No, that's a cool ass line.
He goes, oh, God, that thing was wearing my face.
That's a hard ass line.
The other guy was like, oh, oh, joy.
Oh, joy.
He killed that guy.
What is that?
I
Hope here's to be nothing perhaps my sensors need calibration mother fuckers on the roof, dude
Bro, I don't I don't want to alarm look at this
What is that?
Hmm, overactive sensors.
Nothing more.
Hello?
I was in here.
No enemy detected.
Hmm.
I was in error.
No enemy detected.
Fucking goddamn synths.
Tend to be human.
When they not human.
robot? I hear you moving around, synth.
I'm detected. Curious.
There you are.
Yep.
Ow.
I'm taking damage.
Oh.
I mean, we should take this stuff, I think.
I want to wear it.
Become the enemy.
Yeah, turn around dude.
What are you shooting at?
Oh my god.
I'm not gonna allow these attacks.
Smell f***in' hidein'?
Sit, bitch.
Where'd the other guy go? Oh.
What do we got? What are we missin'?
We need a left arm.
And I think that's it.
What does it look like?
I
Look like an alien, dude
I hate this helmet.
What does the helmet look like?
It's kinda hard to see.
I mean, it matches, but...
It's gonna be hard to mod this shit to be useful...
...for now.
I'm gonna put this away for later.
Well, ASL thinks I was up and in proxy for shiiiibirro millinoid.
Missing right arm? No, not.
I believe you impressed and let Mama Murphy die like that.
Burn?
I didn't let her daaaafed her drugs until she did.
Yeah.
It's fucking different.
I didn't let her die, it was murder.
stop her
we got any un-pocketed gear dude
No.
Obviously.
Boom.
There's the ghost in the shell, did ya?
And Skittles, there's a...
This is my favorite game.
What?
What?
What?
They put a vault in the city, huh?
And wicked fucking Boston, man!
Their car's just cooking in the hot box.
Yeah, I hope so.
Guys, Papa Murphy was a synth.
He's not.
Papa John was a synth.
You know what I mean?
Papa Roach was a sin.
Cut my life into pieces.
This is...
Ooh.
Don't like that.
Time to put her to use.
Oh?
Oh.
Nah.
Oh, really?
Um, guys?
Dude, that really is kicking my ass now.
We're gonna reload you.
Hell no!
Oh, she had a 44.
Oh, she had a 44.
Hell no.
Oh, she had a 44.
Hold on, I'm not ready.
What is he?
Dude, he's like sniping my ass.
I gotta cook this freaking meat.
I'm running out of motherfucking skimpags, dude.
First things first.
of
Cool!
One more.
I'm just kicked so fucked up, dude.
Uh, here we go.
I feel like we killed one more guy over here.
Mayhemps?
I think there's some centered bots on the hostile.
Okay.
I'm a little busy, bro.
Fuck it, dad.
Is he gonna blow up?
Oh, he's magic.
Oh, I didn't know.
Oh my, I didn't know it!
What's happening?
Hey, Billy.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
So, what's the story with you and that fridge?
It happened so long ago, back before everything got wrecked.
When I heard the sirens, I tried to find someplace safe.
When everything started to shake and fall apart, I just crawled inside.
When it got quiet again, I tried to get out.
But there isn't a handle on the inside.
I just want to go home. Can you help me? Please?
I hate to tell you this, but your parents are probably dead.
Dead? You really think so? Then I'm all alone. Who's going to take care of me? You?
Were your parents good to you?
Yeah, my dad was the best. My mom always took care of me.
Yes, I do
They've been gone for hundreds of years now. No, I don't believe you they have to be alive
And we're gonna find them or at least find out what happened to them
Where you live man
Hit in a fridge fine, it's on the way dude. Let's go
Cyan!
He's a- fucking invulnerable dude.
Mm-mm.
Jake Krabman, come on!
Oh my god.
Billy?
Billy, it's not good.
Oh, okay. That's my bad. I should have known you could do it.
That's alright. That's alright. My bad.
Oh, no, Billy.
The fucking...
Named a dog.
Dog eliminated.
Oh, no.
I think we got the uh, I think we got the bug.
The jet never wears off the bug.
There we go.
Damn.
last of forever. Dude. Hey Billy. I hope you find out what happened to my mom and dad.
Did that dog have a name?
Boss dog?
What are you?
Oh
You're getting needed
Don't let this happen!
How many coin flips do we got?
Alright, we're luckier than normal.
Oh god.
How much you got left in ya?
Ow!
Oh god.
How much you got left in ya?
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Well, it's not a new set up, it's worth it.
I've lost him out.
Why'd he do that?
Bucket dude. Man, I want to cook it. Such a waste.
We've actually gone through so much 10 millimeter ammo.
That's it.
Yippee!
Billy? Oh, hey. That guy's the name Billy.
It's not good right now.
What's the fucking plan?
Rug up.
What the fuck is that?
of
death
of
death
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I don't know what he's shooting at.
Billy's fucking dead.
You're right.
Oh
They won't load
kill your boss! you're next!
come on!
noob!
I'm involved in 88.
Really?
We took a slightly wrong turn.
I wanna know what this...
...bollet guy is doing.
Okay.
What's up?
Yes, you do.
See ya.
Hold on, I gotta reload.
Thank you.
Chinese officer sword.
What's fucking Sao Sao sword, dude?
Oh hell.
Oh, double health.
Awww, RINNY!
I'm using these guns to uh, give me time to collect ammo for my best gun, but I don't
know.
these guns to give me time to collect ammo for my best guns. I do like this gun though.
All right, can we talk down to you? You chill excuse me cute kid busy for sale. What the?
For the right price. Yeah, please don't sell me to the sky. I'll give you 200
You can't right now.
What?
What?
I can't do anything.
Why are you smiling, man?
I can't do anything.
All of this just works.
So...
My volume's like really quiet right now.
You know, hold on.
Hey, Billy.
I guess I was in that fridge for a really long time.
Where's this dude?
Is that a fucking behemoth?
Dude, he's a oral farmer.
Ouch!
Sixth Stimpack.
Well, good luck man.
Kill them!
Just beat it ass!
Please! Please!
of
the
of
the
Holy fucking shit, man.
I don't know why.
Why am I helping Epstein right now?
of
death
of
What?
What?
What?
What are you doing buddy?
of
death
of
death
of
death
oh
Who the fuck is this bag
Are there any mates?
Sure do.
Oh, bullets are enemy now. That's okay.
I've seen down. Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
I need damage.
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I'm not hitting him.
Stop.
You're learning!
You're learning!
Who the fuck are you?
The only way you get old in this job is to assume everyone's out to kill you.
Don't let them hurt me!
Who?
Alright.
Go back.
Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmm.
Billy.
Get out of the floor, Billy.
Alright he's out. He's swimming.
Hey, Billy.
Bullet! He's dead!
You didn't know his name.
You sure this is the right way?
Okay.
No man, I'm not fucking sure.
I'm not sure.
Oh hell.
I mean, I'm going in there, dude.
I'm just kidding I can't.
Little fucker shooting me.
I'm actually not sure- oh.
I can't win this but yeah we're just like cool explain how that happens
There's so many.
They're shooting at me.
I am on fire.
Don't fucking punch me, bitch.
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Oh, no, man, man.
I have poor standbacks.
Holy shit.
I might be dead.
How did you cancel it really?
Bro, this shit is insane.
I'm just trying to get this kid home, dude.
Better re-apply that.
Bro, there's four more guys at least.
Billy, shut the fuck up.
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Bro I ain't doing shit to this guy
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Well.
Oh.
Oh.
Tell me you got some drugs in there.
Yeah.
Plus one Stimp bag.
Yes.
Armor's okay, I bet.
I got some combat armor.
Could be better.
Yeah, the reason I wasn't wearing better armor is because we uh, were having a weight crisis.
All right.
What's the plan?
This did not help.
What are they gonna do?
Fucking mowed my ass down.