I know I got a major lag in many naps, Elfrock born a name, thanks for some of the kennels,
The bonex and go-go, Captain G's saying.
One-eyed Jack and Grimary Otaka's hitbox sucks up in percent.
That spot's very, very...
It's alive.
Kaxx6 was a dude from Grand Penguin in Ohio and a little Yeezy crew.
Oh shit.
I'm in the thick of it. There's a bunch of guys with guns.
There.
Bro.
I do it shit to this guy.
Shut the fuck up Billy.
Jesus.
This is a life or death situation.
Oh, hell.
Stands there and takes it.
This guy got this gun, man.
Well, I don't really know what to do.
Uh-oh.
Tough.
Stand back. That's a dub.
There's people fighting behind us.
Well, well, well.
I did not want to do that. I got too many buns.
Where's this motherfucker?
Or back in caution, hang on.
Wait, is it coming down here?
Who did I mark?
Farewell, friend.
Jesus.
I don't think you should be here, man.
Really? There's several armed men, barely.
Mama Murphy's vision.
She dead. She's got a vision of the grave.
The Panda and Sinister Strike, they've zoop.
I can hear the Sinister Strike noise.
Please.
Please just use it.
Just use it.
Well that's fucking stupid.
We gotta get up close to this guy.
Oh we can use this one.
So Billy, I'm making a gun.
A lot of fans of X-For-7 and Crusade X-For-7.
I got missed a happy birthday dude, if it's truly your birthday.
Gek WX-For-7.
You wouldn't lie about that would you?
the beat. Last time we did this fight, the dude on the bridge never Deagra. So this is good.
We have to save Billy. How come Billy lives where he does plus?
us. Good luck Billy. Good luck Billy. I'm going in.
How do we get up there?
Oh no.
This should go where off, bros.
Oh, dub.
Actually, let's grab all of this.
We need some extra healing.
Hmm, wait, this is what a rat roach me looks like?
Hmm.
Looks good.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Oh, hell.
Why can't I jump?
Guys, I didn't launch it with the script extender.
I'm not a baka.
Turn on love ince it's on
No way that should look that should already look the
Explode it.
No!
Fuck off Billy!
Don't hit them, hurt me!
Shut your b-
Aim still matched.
Come drop.
Get rocked.
Uh, man-chat, buff-out, med-ex, save, let's rock.
He's laying down guys.
Gonna need to get that second follow up.
He can't hide back here.
Get out, Becker.
I
Probably should another body part
We got five Stimpak.
He's lighting me up!
This is not a good spot.
Oh fuck!
Ain't no way to chop up
Oh, so he can shoot the red, got him.
It's literally everything the other times I ran at him bro like he's not shredding me like that
Oh, Grog's armor.
Bro, I am not damn as good as I are, bed.
Oh
You do not know the beast that has just been unleashed
He used to be in the militia men minute men
Great let's talk cost target the frenzy
Well, I think we deserved a nap Billy have that one
Another day, another victory royale for the OGs.
We got it.
Number one victory, Royale.
Yeah, Fortnite, we're about to get down.
Get down.
Ben Gales on the board right now.
Just took out Tomato Town.
Thoughts on the Columbia vs Switzerland game?
Bleach.
No.
A Braxo.
I think.
Hmm.
It's foggy.
The Baraxa, I think.
Hmm, it's foggy.
You see the new Ghost in the Shell anime?
Uh, yeah, I don't know. I haven't literally seen it though.
Hello, Dupanda.
Dude this place gives me like an intense nostalgia and I wonder if it's because I saw like a
Activity of someone at this exact part like years ago
Didn't ask her
Rusted
Pick up several more settlers losing him and Jamaica Plains, movement are done, colonels,
the lives of the everywhere, blah blah blah.
This guy killed Holis?
I ain't reading that shit bro.
I'm illiterate.
I hope it doesn't take too long to get to my house.
My house.
What leg are you?
Left leg.
We're now got Mutant Slayer on.
We'll take the damage increase.
or defense increase is Billy a mod no Billy's a stupid fucking dumb idiot
Epstein tried to buy him but then we accidentally molotov'd Epstein and then
he turned on us so we couldn't finish the transaction
The other guy, last time we launched with the car explosion, I didn't know they'd did
that.
I'm about to sleep again to get rid of this fog.
I mean, all things considered pretty cool, base.
Erm...
Vying with vanilla or any mods?
I have a high FPS engine physics fix
uh I got a couple like bug fix ones pretty much
dashboard whoa
raw partner
Bro!
Smoked him.
Where's the other guy?
I wish I could tell this kid to jump off this bridge.
Cause I would.
Who is sh- oh.
He's got a real one.
He's in the fucking roof.
We're alive.
One more.
Hey, come on, guys.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
some movie
Where are you?
I saw you, bitch.
There are bodies.
Anybody has a page?
Uh...
Oh
Really it's a current
Get a freaking grip, dude.
What the hell?
It's a trap.
Blood.
Blood!
Well, well, well.
Another group of miscreants handily dealt with by the Hand of Justice.
That's our name by the way.
The Hand Justicio as they say in Mexico.
has been leading this group of gunners who have been laying the siege well he's
dead now
fucking killed his ass murder style
I got the top bunk
Salah Wolfsburg is for silk, Inga Tumadre, the what?
It's on Scolonius Tactics that brought Argentina back from O2.
One of the bodies must have flying.
Uh oh.
Well, we gotta go, uh...
Disassemble our sh-
Answer the question.
Sorry blacked out what happened
No.
My mom and dad!
That's you Billy, you sound like a bitch. Come on man. You finally got a little bit of freedom.
Are you sure?
Hmm.
What's our left arm here?
Am I blind?
Right here.
Poison resistance.
912.
5-5.
Okay.
Get in there, dude!
We gotta upgrade our shit.
The game suddenly increased in difficulty.
I don't know if it was when we had level 25 or what, but man.
Ooh.
That was our right arm.
Close one straight in there so we can drop that.
We drop that.
I mean, it's not that much of an upgrade though.
Yeah, it is.
Are you dumb?
What else do we got?
Combat armor, left leg.
What's our left leg?
This one.
Brain.
We will equip that.
Burn.
I wish I could do better mods.
On dead shit.
Did you talk one more time?
I'm about to get angry.
I don't know if we need pocketed anymore, but we don't have any better options.
I hope it doesn't take too long to get to my house...
BLURBLURBLURBLURBLURBLUR!
That's you Billy, you're fuckin' bitch.
Little bitch.
Come on, come on, come on.
hold on what you got on you
it's automatic
I feel kind of stupid for getting locked inside of that bridge
yeah, yeah
Here's who you are.
At least the stars look the same.
Hmm.
I might take this.
The dog glitterator!
Why'd I put the armor in here?
End of food.
Is this guy stupid?
You would do it a wee bit of fucking inventory management mate.
You know what it is?
You know what it is mate?
day I'm gonna sell all this stuff and I'm gonna be rich
hello Ronsus
greetings greetings
How many didn't put them back in here? Okay. Still no lever action ammo.
Hmm.
We're bringing the Nuca grenades.
I don't have anything else and we got some molotovs in this bitch yeah
No. I think I gotta keep this food on me too. I keep that food on me.
I
You can do something with the irradiated blood, but I don't remember
Or do now my 18 muck chops dude dope
Turn into Hulk.
I'm hulking out.
The noise he makes.
the blowfish. We're gonna be carrying extra food because our damage hasn't caught up to
the level scaling.
under water for 30 minutes.
Hey, we're gonna make one of those.
Nah.
They had grocery stores back in your town, Billy.
Am I going to play the new Doom DLC?
Nope.
Nay, Traveler Nay.
Okay, how are we carrying so much?
It's all the fucking...
I mean, I am carrying an entirely new gun as well.
build up. Nice. Can we play college football 2027 please? Now you're speaking the language.
Can we make a FIFA, and FIFA college football, basketball, 2027, Revengeance?
All right, Billy, we got to get going.
I ain't looking for trouble, I hope.
Whoa!
Synth for sure.
Come along.
We gotta administer the synth test.
few things. We'll see here. Mine. Also mine. Also mine.
Grillby!
Alright Billy, let's try a game, mate.
Well...
Imagine not having fast travel, dude, and having to walk all the way back there, bro.
Holy...
Oh thanks!
I guess he would just have to like plan your trip a little bit better.
No thanks.
They're gonna shoot us!
Really watch out.
We're almost there, dog.
Don't you worry, fella.
Okay, maybe we don't go across the radioactive swamp.
There's this here, Billy?
You can upgrade stuff like the tuxedo with ballistic weave to make it look swag, but
also protection?
Are you in there?
I didn't know you should.
Get away.
What the fuck?
No way, dude!
Son!
Is that really you?
It's me.
It's really me.
Oh my god!
We thought you were dead.
What happened to you?
You're opened up like me.
We're ghouls, Billy.
The radiation changed us.
Looks like it did the same thing to you.
Don't worry about it, Billy.
Your dad and I don't care what you look like.
We still love you.
I love you too, mom. I missed you guys. It's been so long
I'm a soldier kid to an Epstein. Excuse me. Thank you for bringing us back our little boy and saving us from that man
What man
I'm glad we found you here take this I wish I had more to give you but we don't have much let me try them
I'm so sorry it has to be like this
this. Why? That can't better not be a punch of me, dog.
of
the
one now
Did not mean to do that.
I don't know how they found out I stole that.
Oh, holding the floorboard, dude.
Sit down.
That'll do.
Hi there.
dead
Okay, they're apparently mean to having their heads exploded so
Unfortunate
What was gonna vote 88 see you Billy
Another job well done Steve fuck
Didn't we read a computer note about this
Oh
Let's see here
No budget, please not for no Billy
What's the plan?
Alright.
So can I just like not ever...
...for them...
...like that?
Oh, you're robbing me?
Hell, that's real what gunna want to use.
I don't want to alarm you lady but there is someone else shooting at you right now.
Quadruple durability.
Okay.
What's your name? I'm pretty sure they talked about her on a computer L-O-Tab.
I don't know, I kind of like those random named guys, I think that's cool.
That's freaking cool.
That's cool doors.
There might be.
Dude, why'd you just fall over?
Quick!
Eat some Blanco brand mac and cheese.
And these.
The asshole Clint let the Minimint get away with the settlers. He says they give him a slip, but how do we know he's playing one side against the other?
But try the Minimint. How can we trust these fellas and betray us and have a better deal?
Look, Tessa.
The orders come down straight from Captain Wes.
Clint has the command here and that's just how it is.
If you keep running your mouth off,
He's gonna make an example of you to show that he's still in charge.
And what do you think he picked you to deal with those scorps down at Super Duper Mart?
Now, maybe you got away with that shit back when you were running with Raiders.
But Gunners stick to the chain of command.
Besides, we wouldn't have been able to take Quincy without him.
And you wouldn't have that sweet power armor.
So get over it.
Baker out.
Baked out Wicked Stow Oil.
What's with Boston, it's unlike...
You know what I mean?
Message to Robin Koopa.
Koopa?
Bobby, we discussed this.
You hook it up with your steps sister, it's your own friggin' business.
But you talk in your sleep.
Look, you fabbled about baseball.
A six showtimes.
Dead guy.
Johnny, thanks for selling.
Commonwealth Coast Guard.
Activate.
I
Powering up project run on duty fine
So along citizen sorry
Where are you?
Blow it through my ammo dude
Spoon
This environmental skeleton was digging a hole in the wall
He died.
Rest in peace.
Get a melee weapon.
Fuck, I think we scrapped the power sledge we got.
Whatever the fuck it's called.
Giga sledge.
Got it!
Miss whiskey.
I don't know, the boost seems kind of useless unless it's used to make sure, I don't know what...
Probably use, like, Bolly-Polf?
What the f-
I didn't recognize where I was at first, though. I thought I was back at the bridge.
mine was green. Dude, so fucked up that they're gone when you reload. You fucking little bitch.
I wanted the.
I was thinking about it the other day.
Isn't it.
Crazy that humans found out how to like make cloth and shit.
Like, what would inspire someone.
to do some show like the being cold and it's like the process by which you do it
though it's like crazy right
we wore fur first yeah which makes it even crazier if you think about it right
because you're you're there you had fur but then they're like you know what
looks like create cloth for plants and shit
what up with that
June long why isn't that the map out at our place
Art grogman comic nooo
Oh the first human chaser I want these are like a pick
beans out of its poop it's made coffee out of it
Is that real?
Yeah?
So what every copy I have is descended from a guy who plugged a beam from Monkey Poop?
This cannot be!
I did possible!
Med kit.
I'm gonna look over here first.
Any more mines?
Whoa. Mama Murphy's stash. She's fucking dead, dude. There's probably so many drugs
on this bitch. Hold up. I sent Sturgins to talk to Mayor Jackson
about what I saw at the site. I mixed up another cocktail I could be able to take hold of,
to see if get in the mayor or call for help change the vision the vision alias
thanks for so much turn the stream on for the first time in front of my
preschooler and the first thing that they heard was monkey poop and then they
left right you this channel said riotous laughter yeah you're welcome you're
welcome more drug so we find out where all these
Chodesland. Permission to chug me bongwater sire? What's a bongwater guy? I'm gonna,
I'm gonna go ahead and say no you shouldn't chug that. I saw someone drink
bongwater one time and they threw up.
I like how this is bong water, I mean, yeah, but I feel like I would have held it in, you
know what I mean?
So it looked like a bitch.
You know what I mean?
How many floors you got?
What is?
Oh, there's doors.
Oh, they're barred.
Another bark.
How many doors you got? A lot.
What about a bong water enema?
What about it?
Elaborate?
Rest in peace.
Now that's a fuckin' oi.
That's my cousin with seven question marks.
so sorry
nuggets
DC guard helm.
I'm looking for like a cool new suit.
That guy's preschooler is watching.
Better not be.
That's not my fucking responsibility.
I don't go fuck.
Probably helmet from Flashlight.
Nah.
auto pistola. There's gotta be something cool in here, right? Yes. What's safe?
Oh, what the hell?
Mine, mine.
Oh, they had a little market set up and stuff, dude.
Now, none of them thought to repair any of their houses or buildings, but...
They tried to leave.
Who the fuck is this?
That's it.
Any chance you'll put a Fallout London mod?
I think I did.
London might.
Oh, boss.
Oh.
Whoa!
Wa-wa-wee-wa-ow!
Uh, what do we got?
Pocket-ed.
Don't care.
Goodbye!
Take that ground.
Wait, why am I going back here?
We gotta go to DeVol, 88.
So they have like a little, uh, oleo community.
I've been in here.
No way.
Dude, booby traps are so freaking irresponsible, man.
But if you're like drunk one day and you're like,
I thought I'm gonna take a shortcut through
ruined house floor to get back home.
Oops, stepped on the nuclear mine and died.
Oops.
There's something else I wanted to look at real quick.
Oh, no.
Dead.
Yolink.
You never know, we might run out.
I've been in here.
Goodbye.
I probably messed some stuff in there, but that's okay.
That's okay.
It doesn't ever pay to be a video game hoarder.
Unless you're doing the Mechanist DLC and Fallout 4 and you have 20 of every drug, and
than use every drug. It's kind of crazy like the sequence of events that happened last
night because we were in constant combat from like here all the way here. We've pulled
like six different fights. Spycrafted is over. They're at Rimworld negative trait.
I mean define favor. It could be my favorite because it's the least impactful.
Rest in peace Epstein, and by peace I mean hell.
I mean, HE double hockey sticks.
Ho ho ho!
There's lost your respects.
That's okay, I'm chill with that.
Yeah we chill.
Wait how much incumbers do we have?
We can probably go drop our shit off real quick.
He has like Steve's new weight.
He's on Ozympic.
And by Ozympic I mean Jet, which is Brahmin shit.
Let's loot the outside of this place before we fast-travel.
Oh
Looking for tank and healer deadmines Ember Stone staff reserved
Nice.
I just think it's kind of a dick move when someone like reserves stuff before dungeon
run.
Like I get it, if it's like level 60 gear in classic WoW, like sure, you know, reserve
your fucking straffhole item or whatever, do you know what I mean?
But like a dead mind item dog, like you're replacing that shit.
And it's not going to take long to do that.
It's just an asshole ship.
Was that a Master Lock for nothing?
It was a Master Lock.
It was a...
What's it called?
Expert.
I think.
What's it called expert, I think
Laura mate
Pretty sure we looted some of this already
Bob Robb's best moonshine
Okay.
Wodka.
What's going on in there?
Mis-Legendary, mermaid sexy.
What?
Nothing.
Bro, why do they do this shit?
Move.
Wait, it's the same person.
Do this person have two heads or what?
Look at this.
Weird.
1510 right leg.
We got another right leg.
Meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh.
It's Agi Perception. I'm okay with losing that for
Some armor
There's a lot of bodies down here
Let it is heavy. Yeah, that's fine
45 pipe pistol
I'm gonna get cancer.
What kind of cancer do you guys think you're gonna get?
I'm thinking like colon cancer for a minute.
Cross-state, dub. That's a classic.
You already got testicle cancer?
Or you don't even need your testicles, where it's chill.
It's so sweet.
I kind of wish I found more ammo, and I think there's a- wait, why is it so strong?
Oh, it's a 50-gall pistol.
Men are pretty much guaranteed to get prostate cancer the longer they live.
just die before it's a problem. Yeah, and women be like, oh, but I got my period. Oh,
yeah, try having guaranteed cancer, dude. Checkmate. They'll be like, oh, but we have
to give birth. Yeah. Prostate cancer.
Yup.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Tom, tell the lads in the chat, would you give, would you give birth if you could, if
you just like opt into it?
Like a level up perk or something, you know what I mean?
Nah, that's gay.
What if it's like an asexual thing, like you just do it to yourself?
is that still gay chatter I think we're good out here
You have straight sex with a guy.
I mean by definition if you're a lady, I don't know how it works, man.
Are you a guy that wants to have sex with a guy, then that is gay sex.
Okay, we're ready.
Lets gooooooooooooooo Ooooooh, hererrrrrrrrrrrr!
Can we find the Mashinus yet?
Yeah, I…I killed him.
Deserve.
Where is it?
It just reduces radiation damage.
Whatever.
Oh yeah, I wanted to see what it looked like upgrading the, uh, clothing.
Sailor spawn are best.
Tuxedo.
I can't upgrade it, that's how to rely dude.
What the flip?
maybe he uh maybe has a mod
you can't it's a spoiler though
uh right here
wait hey yep still talking to me
don't like that
We are heavily irradiated.
Oh yeah.
We gotta put away our processed food, dude.
And our moonshine.
Anyone in the Twitch chat ever drink a real moonshine?
People always be like, oh yeah man, I drink like 195 proof moonshine once at my cousin's
house, you know what I mean?
No you didn't dude.
No you didn't.
You just made that shit up.
Rip my foreskin, ginger booty legs or something.
You did not do that shit man.
No one has ever been like, whoa, really?
Holy crap.
Does he still have some, dude?
Oh man.
I'm keeping all my meat up,
we're giving up this much.
Ooh, ever cleared.
Put some of that shit away.
Oops.
Wow.
Hey, it's the sugar bombs I took from Billy's house.
Dead.
Alright, we're good.
Oh, we could put some mods away too
Drunker brought me some at work years ago was really strong passed out off of two shots
Because me dude, sorry
It was GHB
Sorry
Let's go here
G. H. B. It's in the drink.
Uh-oh.
Errr.
You need any doctoring? Just let me know.
Care me.
Tell me your symptoms.
Uh, radiating my soap.
We'll clean you up.
You don't have to flick that every time dude. Does that even help a syringe?
No. No. We're done.
Removes bubbles.
Now we go into the vault.
brings the air bubbles to the top and then you remove it oh what if I want the
bubbles
oh
guys
fucking owl
he's not dead
sorry
No! No!
Leave the bubble girl.
Okay dude.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Hmm
How heavy is this pretty heavy
She was some cool
The every long John Silver's my dad worked as a team used to swap flies into the deep
fire.
What?
I've never eaten that long John Silver's or like Red Lobster or any like fast food
seafood place, no.
So it looks like I did not eat your flies, bitch.
Oh, we need damage.
Ignore 15% of armor.
You sound like a ghoul, so probably not.
I can't do that.
I don't.
It's been hard to maintain faith so many years stranded here, but you can assure Dr.
wrong if he's even still around but I have used the time productively the
great work is ready to begin oh yeah she's a Nazi
Wait, where'd it go?
I have another Pip Boy.
I...
Cool.
I don't want to take more pit-boy, dude.
Shhh.
I
You
Why do they have toys on them guys, let's have fucked up.
Oh
Surely I don't need more duct tape
Surely we're all ducked up
Preserved, undamaged, cigarettes.
I think we're already grabbing too much stuff.
Oh no, we're good.
What the hell?
Security Lockdown.
Good. Very good.
Voltaic workshops are quiet.
Shut up.
Automated Security Lockdown Nuclear Detonation Event Detected.
Barsist coming tomorrow at a dogpony show.
Real Security System.
Um, yep.
They're control board to function.
During emergencies, the procedure is to store it in the reactor room.
Look in there and you should find it.
Okay.
We can do, boss.
So, the ghoul heads don't explode, dude?
So late.
I
Alert
You get
Yeah
20% chance to cripple targets a leg.
Nah.
I don't even want to carry it on me because I can't scrap it.
Just take some plate.
You could sell it?
The show itself are like 90 caps, dude.
I wouldn't even use to my caps.
Scrap it for patterns. You cannot scrap the legendary noob.
Yoink.
Little noob.
Black rim glasses.
New?
Charisma 1?
What's it look like though?
Ewww.
Nah Steve, I think you need the uh, you're gonna need them cock glasses.
For sure.
Yo yo yo yo.
Clear the rubble.
Wrong way.
Although, I wanna look at uhh...
Uh, just steal.
Whoa.
Fucking.
I can't remove it.
Deletes you?
Yep. What's up?
I think I got rid of the floor.
Probably shouldn't have done that, actually.
Yep.
Hold on, I gotta fix it.
Hold on.
It is new.
I knew Stu was like the old dude!
But you are clearly not with Voltec. What are you doing here? Why did you help me?
It was the neighborly thing to do such a fine sense of civic duty
Very laudable
My name is Valerie Barstow and I was to be the overseer of this boat, but please
follow me I
Have a proposal for you. It's been a hard 200 years
years. I was giving a tour of what was to be my pride and joy. My vault, then the earthquakes,
sirens. Many died. Perhaps they were lucky. The radiation. Somehow, I was spared. Julian,
Julian, what is it?
Sorry.
No, Julian.
Stop, Julian.
What are you doing?
Julian, what are you doing?
Julian!
The construction crew didn't fare as well as it.
Kind of weird he can't blow up their heads.
They've never seen anything like this.
Hey.
of
Oh, there's more target spotted.
Wait for you to finish
No
I know. I know. I know you're waiting. I get it.
Do what you have to do.
Target spotted.
of
death
of
death
of
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Seein' on it. Okay.
Black vest and slacks. Now that sounds swanky, boys.
Weeeeeewww.
you think she's gonna take us to night city is no cyberpunk
she was up an antics so
but there was simply too much rubble for the equipment to handle but my work
kept me going here among these papers is my life's work like four papers 200
Dr. Braun tasked me with something vital, a series of prototypes and they're related.
Well, experiments that could redefine society, but as you can see, things did not go according to plan.
I'm listening. Go on then. This vault was meant to be spacious, full of trained staff, trusted
subordinates and scientists despite how things have played out I see opportunity
let us work together as partners ask for money if you need me so bad make it worth my while
what I want is a partner but if money will convince you here take this do we have a deal
What's my role? What's my role?
I recognize that you are in a superior bargaining position. I'll handle the mundane nuts and bolts of vault management. Anything you want, I'm happy to accommodate. All I ask is you run the prototype experiments.
Did she give me pre-war money?
This fucking bitch.
If you need me so bad, make it worth my while.
What I want is a partner.
But if money will convince you...
...here...
...take this.
Do we have a deal?
Not quid now, President H or something.
Let's do this then.
Good.
Excellent.
We cannot begin.
Until I have my overseer's desk...
run the experiments. The information in the desk's terminal will prove vital. I entrust
you to the future of our vault. Vault 88.
Fine.
Where am I pulling that stuff from?
My own, my main base?
have a seat
I can hardly believe it my overseers desk after all this time
I
Give me a chance to consult the desk terminal
Take your time man
This. Please. I beg your indulgence. I've waited so long, but we must not dally. The
work compels us. The vault was supposed to have a very specific set of residents. After
To conduct human trials, you need the perfect test subjects.
Let's find ourselves a guinea pig.
The Vault tech handbook urges overseers to refrain from using that word.
No matter how apt.
Turn on the Vault's radio beacon.
Certainly people above ground would give anything to live in our Vault.
While we wait for word to spread
Perhaps you might use this time to explore vault 88 if you can clear some of the rubble
You may be able to access some of the other building sectors any materials or equipment that survived may prove useful
In our experiments in a lot of errors on that terminal lady
Where's the radio I gotta go down
down. Goodbye. Oh, fuck. Outside of buildable area.
Oh, yeah.
He's a bitch.
What's up?
Alley!
Okay, we're good
Rip the teeth out
Ghoul daughter or Radroach son
Radroach son
The battery's heavy, so I don't want to grab it.
Yup, yup.
Yes, father.
I will be your son.
Oh yeah, I can't build here.
Good.
You just build a storage place before you go deeper?
Yeah, but I don't want to, like, put anything in here, so.
How did that mall rat learn teleportation?
Ghoul son or synth daughter?
Ghoul son.
Or at least they're still real.
Who else we got?
I feel like I'm in that one level and left the gun.
Good, no mercy?
Second map.
Why do I still have the music?
Target spotted.
Target missed.
Oop, didn't mean it, I won.
I can't be missing that button.
I cannot clear that because I'm not in the buildable area.
This reminds me of Underrealm.
Yes.
What's up?
Shoot him!
Go die!
all right, now fuck it up.
I heard the gamble noise.
Erm, fellas?
Give it up teeth.
Bang.
Ha ha ha ha.
Any main story today?
I dunno.
Don't know?
FADC? Don't care.
I'm getting a radio.
Wait, did we do a loop?
These guys get their own custom fucking trunks and shit, dude? That's swag. That's swag as hell.
Melon vodka. Hmm.
Hmm.
still haven't turned the beacon on, fellas we got a map yep, heard you, why can't that
make sense of that map, what a highlight to comment from uh, frizzy29 and chad says I'm
Okay.
All right, Fresy 29.
Unfilled kickball, said.
realized its potential. Up or down first? Let's go down. What the flood were these
These guys even building underground city.
Can we build?
No.
Well, guess we're going up, fellas.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, stuff.
That's our way to...
I have two bits left in my inventory, can I donate them to you? Yeah, I'll take it. Oh, no, you can't actually the minimum is 100
Hey, why don't you give those pennies to someone who needs it more?
Go to the red machine
Oh shit the crane you dumb idiot
Hey, give them to the kaisen out here.
Uh oh.
Da-da-da-da-double-you.
Double-you.
Double-you community.
Okay, I don't think this is the-
What's that down?
down. I missed one of the ways back. Alright, let's go turn it on because we did find the
board for the north side. I mean, a pranix for God's sake says this one's dedicated to
all the ghoul daughters out there. I turned it off. Okay, we extended the build range
by doing that. Mega loader. What the fuck? Oh, hell no! I did not realize.
I got one psycho jet we got to make it count dude
Oh
He's peaceful yeah
I want to get up close guys, I'm going to be honest.
Baaam, baaam.
Bang.
Not good.
Let's see here.
Boy, we have multi-jet, never mind, we're good.
We're swag even, unless he kills us in one head, which is possible.
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm not sure if you can see this, but I'm pretty sure it's the first time I've seen it, so I'm going to try to get it out of the way.
I don't know how long you guys are staying.
Deserve weight in here to force myself out of those.
and
have to stop work now
and console
of
Well, I know you guys were bigger Bethesda fans, but I'm sure you guys are.
I know you guys were bigger, but that's the fans, but apparently you don't know the, uh,
consequential stuff you had, so...
Fake fan!
Weird.
of
the
two
I
Was about some more mine
Uh, what else do we got?
We got Nuka Grenade!
You can build here?
A doi?
The legendary Tyra Arara Arara Arara.
What do you think Death Claws were before?
They became Death Claw.
Bear?
Millions.
They were Ted Cruz.
Now Tech Cruz is the person chatter.
That's uranium.
Where the flug am I?
We looped.
I'm freaking looping!
OHHHHHHHHHH!
We're getting lots of nuclear material.
Wait, did we loop?
Yeah, we fucking looped, mate.
Oh, looped it.
Hello, DL.
Where's the uranium?
There might be uranium barrel.
I can't get rid of that one.
What?
Uh-huh!
Uh-oh.
Didn't work out for you, did it, bud?
Psycho, though?
We're gonna have to make some more psychos soon.
I'm all freaking out.
Lore-wise deathclaws were developed before the war by the military, but they didn't
like attach guns to it.
I was like in a rear entrance.
Actually, let's see what's up here a little bit.
How many bobbleheads have you found so far?
He's facing the reality.
Do not mean to do that.
I got a mini n00b from this guy.
N00b?
Down.
We're not done down here.
The claws were loosely based on a pixel cylinder from Texas Volunteer to be turned into superhuman so morphed into a giant and gay bear.
Yeah, I'd be like that.
Did we go this way? Yeah.
It do be like that, dude. Sometimes you turn into a giant gay bear.
Hey bear!
You shoot the nook in the hand and it blows them up?
Oh word.
Sweet.
Okay.
Okay, then we looped around, yup.
I think the legendary submachine gun with the crippling modifier.
I wipe my ass with that gun.
That's my ass wipe gun.
Are you proposing that I stop doing that so that I could use it as a gun?
Don't like that.
Not one bit.
up. I cannot build here yet, mate. I also never turned on the fucking radio beacon,
Oh, there it is.
Well, well, well.
Whoa.
It could be okay on our line.
What's our chest again?
2020-15.
There we go, we get it.
Although we could take the mods off of this one, put it on this one, it'd be better I
think.
Maybe.
We'll hold it.
Where'd that ghoul go bros?
two
I wonder if she had mine.
So we had to find an item without a quest marker, the board, the circuit board or whatever.
I wonder if someone couldn't find it, how do I look it up online, dude?
Whereas me, I found it because I searched literally everything.
Because I'm a straight G.
Good, good, good gangsta!
There we go.
Wait, it is marked.
Did the markers appear after I activated the thing or what?
Am I dumb?
I'm dumb.
Oh!
After?
So
Fuck you you're not getting combat increase bats accuracy, but cost more AP while it sucks ass
Yes.
I'll take it.
Uh-oh.
Excuse me for the song.
Oh.
One more.
Hold on.
One more.
Yep.
Give me that nuclear material, bitch.
Hey boss, is this a modded version of the game or just base game with DLCs?
I don't know what the chat command is to check the mods I'm using, but it's also not even
correct because I ended up manually installing them instead of using that collection because
the way that it installed wasn't correct and it just wasn't working.
Actually I got a mod in the game that makes it so that the physics operate properly on
high FPS.
So I don't have to FPS lock myself at 60.
Got like a sprint stutter fix?
Hello?
Yeah, I mean it seems fine.
Uh, some other shit.
I got the uh, Every Ghoul Woman has triple Z breasts.
I didn't really add anything, I was just fixing stuff.
Lil, lil, lil, lil, lil, lil, wait what's your- what's your board did I pick up?
We should probably go back.
Okay, but imagine a ghoul, vagina, or penis.
I would just assume ghouls were only burned where their clothes were not.
So they just look like normal humans underneath their clothes.
You know what I mean?
You get the monitor, replace the MC with Venom Snake and pretend this is Chapter 3.
Da da da da da da da da da.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
What's my favorite gun so far, big tort?
I mean, it's just one, but like, I got much ammo for it.
You know what I mean?
I'm a loser, farewell.
Oh, let's ride.
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Move down!
Oh, you bitch.
What hit me?
Wait, we're almost... we're overweight.
Nooooo!
Oh, no!
Where is it?
Where is the meat that gives me 25 Gary Kabazzi?
I thought I started with an R.
Am I dumb?
What the f***?
Oh, it was grilled rad staggots with this.
A doi.
So.
Damn, that was hard.
Increase action point refresh speed.
Not bad.
How come when you mention being overweight, the chat spans emotes of you?
Projection.
They don't have any ammo for themselves.
Alright, Fatso.
They keep dying on this.
Maybe it was already dead.
Hmm.
Or cannot delete any more walls.
Well, good fight everyone, good fight.
She was right to pick me.
The guy who can delete stuff with his mind.
Haters?
We've deleted.
Kickball fans?
Deleted.
This is my threshold, thanks for subbing, Jinx.
Also good fight.
I guess I will, thanks for subbing.
Hey boys, man, thanks for subbing.
You alive?
I'm hearing like...
I'm hearing some shambling right now.
now. The general store.
The nice change of pace from the death machines we were fighting on.
Nice.
Relaxing.
These have to be used for something, right?
Nope.
Why are there raiders down here?
Oh, maybe this is another entrance to the surface.
Catchin' a bread rollin' and silver spoon, you guys know that song?
Your mom wrote it?
Yeah, sure.
Fatso.
It is indeed an entrance to the surface.
So what, this wasn't actually sealed off?
the flug? But if the nuclear bomb happens, how are they gonna be like, well, we didn't
even get hit.
What are your thoughts on Carl's Jr. Western bacon cheeseburger?
I don't think about that.
Next question.
Sounds alright though.
Sounds freaking alright!
Nah.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
I gotta modify the armor, mate.
Our left leg is... red-powered.
Boboosh!
It'd be nice to...
I mean, technically this gives us like full wind.
Oh, this gives us 5 AP though, I just noticed.
Don't need it.
Guys, it's raining. Make sure you come inside before the radiation storm eats your skin.
Boom. Boom.
Uh huh. What else do we have that's weighing so much?
I mean the metal armor… It definitely added some weight.
How many hubflowers we got?
How lot?
Two.
Hold on, let me consult my meth lab, fellas.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
What is the glowing fungus for?
your ass get real fucking original guys real fucking original dude you be like
I mean, like, your ass.
So funny, so funny.
I'm about to level on me, bruh.
Here are all addictions.
Sure, why not?
I'm in a way sure of it.
Yo, Ransford in the middle.
That feels good.
What the hell?
Okay, I'll live.
Purified Wong.
I love a... by the way...
Ding.
I just don't have the pistol ammo right now.
Bum-bum-bum.
Bum-bum-bum-bum.
I give you a brief synopsis of my adventure.
Uhhh... No.
No
He said okay
I don't know what do we do we killed that kid's family in front of them and then
Strung them up like puppets on the front porch and then they said he doesn't want to live anymore because we killed his family, but
We could grab the automatic weapon damage increase to you
So we're not disadvantaged.
Gun nut three?
Oh yeah.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
You rarely use automatic anyway?
I wouldn't mind using them.
I just have to use them because I didn't pick that perk.
Let's try the dot side.
I bet it sucks, uh...
oh yeah
I mean, definitely this one. It's not changing anything though.
What the hell?
Better crits.
Yeah, whatever.
Double Icky too.
We don't want an automatic, so that's good.
That's right, we kind of decked this one out.
Yep, that one's good.
That one's good. That one's good.
Oh!
It requires two crystal.
Improved hip fire.
It makes it way less.
Well, not much you can do this one, huh?
Duh-uh.
This one's pretty good.
We're gonna do this.
Whatever.
We deliberately do not have a suppressor on that.
We can't do anything with this because we're stupid as fuck.
We're about to shock ya.
Oh yeah.
Big time.
Narrow spread.
I mean, that's not what we want, actually.
I should all recoil.
What?
What did I just make?
Hello?
What the hell? And I think that's it.
Double-icky? The iron? The op? Shoot gun one?
32 bullets. How is that practical for you?
How can we mod this? Hang on.
Maybe we can change the kind of ammo it uses.
Nope.
Ha ha ha!
Nope.
They got rid of the two shot pipe rifle?
No.
It's in storage right now because I had to let the ammo build back up, but it did build back up
actually a
Little bit. I'm gonna let it build up a little bit more before we take it back out
Burn
It's really good upgraded.
No. No.
Didn't set up any contraption ammo crafting?
Isn't there an ammo bench for converting ammo types?
What?
What are you guys talking about?
Did we get supply line to craft ammo?
We're okay.
I just have guns I cycled through.
We're okay.
Goodbye ammo user.
Goodbye, Cavaliers, Tire-Iron.
Goodbye, goodbye to everybody.
We good?
Surely I don't need this many, right?
Welcome.
Now we have the mods.
So much aid.
Yeah, I need the help.
I'm a dumb bitch.
The rat scorpion's heavy, A.F.
Yeah, we could put some more.
Good looking, chatter. Good looking.
Alright, we've upgraded our guns.
We're probably giga fucking powerful now, dude.
Ranch Scorpion.
These are shotgun with 32 bullets.
The hop
The laser zip zap the blicky and then we got
Okay, I kind of like that scope. What the hell also the shit looks hella cool now
Why don't I have so many bench presses
We like we work out here work out here
And by way I mean everyone who has their freedom.
I hope you ain't one of them since they're spying on me.
I'm gonna get some coffee.
I
Saw you son of a bitch
Frank clicking links, I'm not Frank looking links the last 15 links posted my chat not not counting the people posting the twitch TV
Video link right now was Borpa spin
I live in North Korea, that's why my lights keep turning off randomly.
Young Yang's central electricity shuts off at 8pm every day.
AHHHHH!
BITCH!
RP!
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna hop on that, guys.
I'm going to hop on that shit like your mom hop on my dick.
Woo.
I think I'm just, you think, you guys think I have enough viewers
just log on an RDM people or would I get banned?
You think I'm good?
I was thinking about a, I was thinking about making a character
named Jesse anime.
Uh, just talking to my normal voice and just... already aiming people.
Maybe also with my car.
Seem to spare, I guess. Thanks for sub-up.
Oh, no.
Oh, dumbass!
Yo, when's Fat Princess 2, guys? I don't give a shit about any of this.
I see, that's certainly an unusual and humorous moniker you have there. I'm curious, is there
a story behind that Nick Mim or did you come up with it yourself?
No, I'm just interested in hearing you call me by my name.
Of course, Tita Poo Poo Pee Pee Man of Halexty. It's a pleasure to meet you. Now, back to
the topic of not sharing.
crying so your fault guys I don't care I don't care that he said that I don't look
at my stream tags dude I've been making jokes about killing dogs for years just
my my dog's dog.
Really cool thing about this stuff. Oh yeah, suddenly discord has more availability for
in-house D&D games. People run games for people. I gotta do a sign up. I forget where you do
that. Probably TTRPG Recruiting. It's one of the first channels in the discord so if
gonna play D&D you can do it for free so when we're on the game free really good
just gotta subscribe and join discord very simple
um
be honest man you've never played D&D literally have played it on stream several fucking times
what the hell
doesn't sell
and uh
Oh
Yeah
Hey, how's it are you was your day so does an oven at here?
We did it. Yep. We fucking did it.
He's tearing my eye, almost.
Press play, you're gonna run out of money?
I don't think you understand how business works, my friend.
I'll just ask for more money and then pay off my debt with that money.
you
You
Greetings.
of
the good
You made a mistake coming here.
need more food? Or who? You know you get to strength up, you use the bench press.
What gave you the idea, we're friends.
Rude? Not a good hamster, and since then they've been up in not a good hamster for
6 and a half months?
Oh.
Oh, I should have done this earlier, huh?
I'm excited to use manually modified guns.
Have I been to Diamond City?
Hell, no.
Oops.
Oops, I did that.
Whoopsie!
Super Reactor Core.
Yonk?
I shouldn't have broke that yet.
So I can keep track of where I've been.
Do I get to the cloud district very often?
No.
Is there anything poggers there?
What the hell?
Any plans on playing Welcome to the Game 3?
You bet.
I'm looking forward to the queso cameo.
Wait, this leads out.
when am I gonna play death stranding 1 and 2?
I don't know, whenever I'm in that mood that you're in, whenever you want someone to explain
exposition to you 4 times in one code, what do you call that?
That's probably when I would do it.
Thank you for watching.
I'll see you in the next video.
Bye.
you
No.
We're going to say no to that one, soldier.
Hey we got our first uh...
citizens.
I think.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Can you yell really loud into the mic?
AHHHHH!
Like that mister?
I want to use the blicky, dude.
Fuck.
I'm back.
I'm back, everyone.
I'm back.
why city baby?
We could scrap her life's work, dude.
Yeah, fuck you.
Bitch.
Shit.
I might have needed that.
guys what's wrong is this?
Free bird
That's what I'm saying she's alright hey there just a moment and we can begin
begin. Please, step forward.
Ah yes, welcome. Welcome.
So, this here is a vault, right?
Quite correct. And you could be one of our lucky new residents.
You do got food in this vault, right?
Of course. And a chance at a new life.
A question or two first, however.
What do you think is the role of a good government?
Government government what the hell are you talking about?
We're the good guys. It's all right. We're the good guys
Just answer the questions. Yeah, right just so you know I got my eyes on you
Don't do anything funny. You won't do for our
special assignment
But welcome to our vault your new home if she is representative of what's left above
The outside world must be... rougher than I imagined.
Are you ready for the next interview?
Would it kill them to at least prepare a resume?
Haha, even a cover letter would do.
That would expedite the process.
Well...
Next.
Hello.
Welcome to Vault 88.
This is a real nice place you have here.
So nice. And I can go wherever I like, right?
Within reason, yes. But I have a question for you.
Sure, sure. What do you want to know?
A hypothetical. Let's say the reactor core is melting down and you're the only one who
could stop it.
Is there something wrong with your reactor?
No, no, it's fine. Just pretend. So you can stop the meltdown. But you'd suffer from
extreme radiation exposure what would you do well whatever you'd like if you
don't mind I'm anxious to look around if you're thinking about ripping us off
don't listen it's hell up there if you really give me food in a place to stay
was that boys just don't go expecting me to jump in a reactor for you that's it
You're out of the vault. Fine. So that's how it's going to be.
I suppose we should expect the occasional miscreant. I concur in your assessment.
My partner said, leave. What a... colorful gentleman. Clearly he won't work for our experiments.
Here's hoping third time's a charm.
That guy seemed dangerous.
I certainly trust your instincts on this.
Mine are, shall we say, rusty from all the years of solitude.
Next, hello.
Welcome to your new home.
Wow.
A real overseer.
I am so happy to be here.
Hi.
My name's Clem.
Yes.
Clem, is it?
Before you settle in, I have some questions.
Oh, okay. Sure. I'll answer anything you'd like.
Well, that's good. Here's a scenario. You've been assigned guard duty. You know.
Stand watch and make sure outsiders don't breach the perimeter.
But from inside the vault, you hear a woman screaming. What would you do?
You want me to guard something? Sure. I can do that. I can do that right now, if you want.
But I don't hear any screaming, Lady Overseer.
Well, aren't you just precious? I, uh, thanks. I think?
Another question for you. What can you tell me about your mother?
Oh, she passed. But she was nice. You would have liked her. She called... she killed the mole rat once.
Really? Uh, that's remarkable. And describe the traits you most admire about her.
Well, she was strong because of the mole rat, and she, uh, she fed me. God, I'm sorry. This place is so much better than the ditch I was living in.
I like him. I think we found our man.
Gee, thanks. Uh, found what exactly?
We're looking for a volunteer, Clem. Someone to test some new devices that will help everyone.
Are you interested?
You mean I can stay? I-I-I-I mean, yes! I'll help out. I like helping. That's me, Clem.
Always willing to help out.
I think you'll do nicely and no time like the present to commence.
Now that we have, um, Clem, we are ready to begin.
The first step is to get him properly equipped and dressed.
There should be supplies in the welcome area near the entrance.
This took all ten of them dude.
Clem, let's get you outfitted like a real Vault Dweller.
You won't be needing these.
The
some people complain but not me just happy to be here
okay now put the vault suit on
or I'll kill you
just wanted to trade a few things some people complain but not me just happy
to be here Clem let's get you outfitted like a real vault dweller
oh I'm just so excited to be here I'll do good you'll see
I just want to see if I can kill him.
I so happy you be
Yeah
Our first vault residents what a moment
but aren't business
Exercise is an inherently
selfish activity instead of using every hour every minute to further the
goals of the community a resident instead improves their body past the
minimum requirements Voltec has devised a solution the power cycle 1,000 while
you pedal you provide raw power to the vault a perfect answer to an inherently
counterproductive practice. Settlements can always use power. Precisely. The prototype
is far from perfect. There were incidences during its R&D. Maybe even the stray cerebral
hemorrhage. What? Overseer? Oh, Krem. Don't worry yourself. This model won't suffer from
those defects. Oh, good. Well, hmm, probably. Let me download the schematic to your Pip-Boy.
Build it and attach a terminal to choose the parameters of the experiment. Work Clem
I'm hard. Give me power.
Bitch, making me do all the work.
What connected terminal
I don't think this is it
What did it say exactly
Connecting terminal to the power cycle.
I got no clue where they would be in here.
poor miscellaneous.
Sweet.
Okay, I can't actually make him boil them.
I'm just so excited to be here.
I'll do good.
You'll see.
Somp power.
I don't want to hear it.
Yep, that's where that wire should go.
Lock in additional power production parameters.
usage incentives.
I'll keep pedaling this is kind of fun I just want to trade a few things that
was I'm just so excited to be here I'll do good you'll see all this pedaling
there's a point to it right
Yes.
Power cycle is just the best!
Let Clem ride for an hour.
I'll do well promise
So I just keep pedaling
I
What oh
Man, I'm sorry. I broke your vault. I just got so excited
And I wanted to do a good job and I kept pedaling faster and faster
And then the whole vault went to bluey. Please don't kick me out
the power cycle appears to have generated an EMP. Fascinating.
Excuse me.
I was looking at the data for the power cycle. The power output of the unit was, well, acceptable.
Is that test done already? I want to do more.
Oh
Perhaps I underestimated the advantages of applied narcotics once I do your next thing can I go back in
Cycle for the next experiment
We'll need something from outside
Vault tech subcontracted our chemical research to hallucin incorporated
It was supposed to be delivered before
well before
but
with the mail service out of commission.
I got drugs.
Other arrangements must be made.
Tracking this research down won't be easy.
Take it worth my while.
You benefit from finding it just as much as me.
Once we have that, we can start the next experiment.
Get the chemical research from hallucinogen.
Are you guys have fun hey
Yeah, didn't we kick you out just looking to trade a little go ahead
We kicked you out is a sniper
Yeah, she's invulnerable.
She was stood the iron, dude.
Well, those bikes could be a new way to detect synths.
Hmm, but also the pillory though.
What?
Can't see.
I never looted you.
Well, someone take your clothes, which is weird, but...
Clearsh.
And we loot all these other guys.
Here we are.
Palucinogen, Inc.
Master Lock, what?
Sweet. Sweet. Why no knee gaze? God is the victory sponsor.
Move your...
Some battle going down. Hey, I got it!
Duh!
Mmmmm... I think we're gonna win that.
Alright.
Double-lick-ing.
Gunner of the note.
It's just steel.
whoa wait there's gonna be like a ton of drugs in here question mark oh yeah oh
psycho dude oh look a cool quantum oh
Ruptured.
Military cap.
I don't think we have that yet.
We might.
Hey, y'all hear that?
Yep.
A chemical leak has been detected.
Please evacuate the building.
That guy does not sound urgent enough for me to heed his warning.
Psycho? That's a dub?
Warm.
We love a little psycho, dude.
Actually, we'll have a lot of Psycho. Now that I think about it.
Okay.
They're developing drugs. I get it.
Evacuate the building.
Not gonna do that.
There's too many drugs here for me to not want to stay.
I think.
Decontamination control.
Can't be thanks for the silver.
I'm in. I'm in.
This fire cabinet has a spine in it.
This reduced my rads.
up
guys they're on brooks and they're killing each other and taking my experience
Oh
Yep, how's the fight going? Lots of people dying up there
You can build those, uh, how they do it, you can build it in your cell, Miss.
I'm gonna kill him.
Yoink.
Boom.
What are you aiming at, you dumbass?
Noooo…
Well, I think that's pretty much everyone.
They have successfully killed each other.
Nuke got quantum downstairs in the plastic bin?
How'd I miss that?
How'd I miss that, though?
Whoa!
PAP!
Repeat, a chemical leak has been detected.
Please evacuate the building immediately.
Where is it?
Oh, I'm done. I don't miss that.
Am I watching GT vs T1 later today? Yeah dude, I love.
Checks notes. Soccer.
I love those soccer clubs.
Weep!
What?
Evacuate the building!
You missed.
You missed again.
But how?
CEO's Terminal.
MasterSafe.
Yes!
Two bullets.
My loser or what?
No.
When's the Paper Mario 1000 year door playthrough?
Uh, never probably.
A chemical leak has been detected.
evacuate the building
doesn't have the battle theme from Super Mario RPG
through this go
there's a better one down it also fuck you also you probably like the the new
Star Fox 64 voice actors, uh, your opinion?
Do not matter!
Nintendo!
Okay.
Optor!
50% more limb damage with the board.
Repeat, a chemical leak has been detected.
Please evacuate the building immediately.
I'd shut up.
There's always worry in here.
What are you aiming at?
Hmm, that's the lobby.
It's all gooder than I be.
Weeeeee!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yeah.
Nope.
Guys, you tell me if there's a bobble in here, right?
Nope, from Eric.
Bads Investor, don't give me any one of those crams.
How many bobble heads have you found?
Zero?
Do not laugh.
No one?
Why am I immune to the drugs?
I'm hearing some stabbing.
This guy couldn't hack a novice terminal to get out of here, dude. We're all losers.
They're beating the fuck out of each other.
Where's my bonus stuff?
Hey.
What the hell?
Not very passive.
Nice. Easy peasy.
Kill them all!
I have to!
Guys, stop!
Damn, she went for the low heavy.
Dude, I need you, holy fuck!
I got you.
Okay.
Nice job.
Evacuate on the road.
Please.
Skull bandana, swag.
Where are we even we're there right now?
Maybe it goes that way where our...
Wait.
Gold megalodex was up.
Nice cosplay.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man.
I feel like Steve fuck probably will probably fucks with ice man if I'm being honest
Watching this is one of the most cringe things I've ever seen
Check logs
I hate watching you play games like this spends 10 times longer than he should spelled wrong in every room
LOL you missed a hack Luma foul loser playing fallout four or five years later and still doesn't know
11 years even worse watching this is one of the most crims things I've ever seen lol
That feels very strongly by the best again has been detected please evacuate the building immediately
Yeah, I'm a pretty thorough searcher I guess I like to find stuff that's what I like
is okay. Mod him.
You made me lose track of where I was, chatter.
So I probably have to look for these rooms again.
Please evacuate the building.
Wait, are we done in here?
Let me get a bird's eye view, hold it.
Yep, that's plus one duct tape, boys.
Welcome to the Helusogen Labs observation area.
Step up to the windows for a demonstration of our products and development
No, you're not the boss of me robot
hallucin
hallucin gas reliable crowd control since 2055
God
Hmm
A loose a gen gas can stop a riot faster than any other product on the market and without the messy side effects of our competitors
Offering we did this backwards because we came in the back to a printable sensory experience. I think we're supposed to be able to experiment on those guys
catastrophic
Oh shit
I miss out on epic moments.
I mean, if I pulled that switch, drugged the wall, then we would have never seen that
lady...
Where's your legendary at?
We never would have seen that lady do the low heavy to that guy.
Where's the drug water actually do?
Do not care.
I understand what you're doing here.
You're an evil pharmaceutical company.
Smoked ya!
Bubble that. Okay.
I
Repeat a new leak has been detected. Please evacuate the building immediately
I thought that was a new seat wrong
What a horrible way to die in the bathroom dude base down in the irradiated water
Oh, and you know, you know, even how many droids pass the bottom floor here, it's kind of disappointing,
but whatever.
Whatever.
Missed pan.
Got it.
Hold.
There's a guy on the other side of that wall.
Repeat, a chemical leak has been detected.
Please evacuate the building immediately.
Nope.
Err.
Do it again!
Err.
Do it again!
Err.
One.
No one?
I don't give a fuck about this creature, it's terminal.
That's it.
This is the greatest one we've ever done.
Activate current prototype.
View details. Non-lethal target suppression via electrical discharge.
So we'll be running here and then do that real quick.
I've shot them guys.
Wait check? We're good.
Bingo.
Science!
I wanna check alone.
Gear is steel.
I wasn't sure if it was at Stone Park because I haven't been paying attention.
of
death
of
the
the throw mollies dude in the in the chemical gas really bros
Papa Molly, I'm sweat.
Oh.
I'm at the level, dude.
There's just so much shit. So much debris, man.
What if I miss the first bobblehead I've ever found?
Because of the debris?
Repeat! A chemical leak has been detected. Please evacuate the building immediately.
What up, fellas?
We'll get it, boys. Hang on.
Hold?
One dead removed, boys.
There we go.
Deploy.
of
the
has been detected. Please evacuate the building even if needed.
You may be able to search for a missile, target.
Damn! Another gun!
Do not touch the target. The quarter will be snorted.
Please, stand by.
Yeah
No, I never noticed you heal me low-level
Please, evacuate the building.
This is your first video game?
That's not always the case in video games, dude!
Do we have more Damage?
I never noticed that you are gay.
Nice one, dude.
Nice one.
Nice one dude.
There was one that I wanted, but I can't remember what else I was gonna do.
Automatic weapons?
No.
Excuse me, guys.
A chemical leak has been detected.
Please, evacuate the building.
In six?
Yeah, we could do that.
Maybe.
I wish I could modify my armor better better stems
Let's crank this one more time
Crank that
You.
Uhhh.
You evacuating the building.
I'm surprised I could crouch through that.
I'm pretty sure we've been here.
It's gonna be time to scat Dattle, boys.
Oh yeah!
It's Debris.
Who did that?
Yeah, we're good, I think.
cticamente is world
I wanna find the guy who makes
and shake his hand.
He's in fallout too. Is it the really annoying guy? The blonde guy?
You don't fuck him up. I think I made Jeff.
Knock knock.
What's up?
I'm picking on these guys.
How about this?
Oh shit.
Give me your stimpax, bitch.
We get the railway, right? Oh, no.
Stop.
I don't have any fucking grenades.
He's healing.
Boom. Two can play at that game. I got fools.
Stop. Better not use that Stimpac that I was going to pick up, I'll be a dude.
Oh, it's a combat rifle, the modified rifle.
I understand.
How do I get up there?
the building you go
What?
Oh, it's gone!
What happened to your face?
Hmm...
It was a sack hood
Well, well, well
It would appear that you just got pwned by John fuck Steve fuck. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry
Well
back bay as it will be a fallout for truth there I think this game's fun
honestly all the shit that I heard about it dude because it came on came on 2015
right so it's plenty of time people to form their opinion a lot of people default
like oh new baggages is better um
but like i mean i'm old enough to remember
mainly really particularly i have to be older than this but
neckbeards disagreeing on the difference between fall one and fall two
instead what the hell was that hiding from me
That ain't even possible.
That pretty universal stuff.
Is there a lot less random people running up to me and being like,
Hey, my name's Wasteland Timmy, and I've got two penises, you know what I mean?
Or like, is there less of that?
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm cool with that though.
I've got two penises, and also, if you don't do this, then everyone's gonna die.
I just truly don't know how to get out there.
What if not possible if I get there from a good word?
Oh.
Go back in the bar?
Oh.
Right.
Sorry.
I don't know why I thought that was gonna lead to like a back door.
On launch it was ass.
Uh, yeah.
A bit.
the
guy, bitch.
Okay, it's more fun than I thought it was gonna be.
because of all the discourse over the years.
A lot of strong neck-beard anti-fallout for opinion, for sure.
I won't survive that jump on this guy's body thank you thank you
Giga step down from New Vegas in the ready department. Yeah, that's fine. I gotta be
honest though. I don't really I don't normally like even some of the best story games I've
ever read. I've kind of like I rolled my eyes about some of like the written dialogue.
of them in. If you're after being wooed by a game like the written word, the video game's
I was probably not really sure what I was going to do with it.
Sorry, it's more than just dialogue.
I will say some things I don't like about this the settlement systems boring
there have been
Oh
Here we go
Relax
Dog eliminated
Radium rifle.
More recoil.
Violates.
I'm overburdened.
Uhhhh, right here.
We're gonna make a little a quick little trip arena back to sanctuary arena
Go back to vault 111 and get the cry later. No
So my system goes hard spot give you like a build and defend raids
I don't
I've played Starfield before this, so I already know this shit, you know what I mean?
I'm familiar with this.
I'm familiar with the concept.
Do you know what I am saying?
I gotta take the fiberglass off this big.
Does it have to be armor or not?
It depends on the type then, huh?
Why don't I take that off of it?
Fuck, I don't remember.
It was Commodore.
My fucking stupid.
Fiberglass.
Oh, I can't do it.
No, I should be able to do it though.
Weird.
Right arm, combat armor only.
Good.
Goodbye.
You don't have armor or two? If you already have the mods, you don't need it.
I didn't realize it was location specific.
I don't want the band-aids hiding his mustache. That's his best trait.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
I like fallin new Vegas a lot. I think it's cool
Swag even dare I say dare I say
Swag
May I
He's got main splut and PLE2 and made 3k damage.
Blood is speaking in tongues.
Nice dead ally.
Dude, you all downloaded that game and played it on release.
What happened?
Or did it all go so wrong?
That could be his or haters now.
No need to use it.
You're literally playing right now, dude.
A true fan.
This guy's not changing his World Cup jersey dude.
Junk stored.
Mods stored.
I'm looking for the real melee skills to get me my axe.
How does someone even have 1,000 Div orbs?
No, but it makes me angry. You mentioned that.
It's kind of easy.
I got a question.
Do you have to click the dev orbs when they drop to pick them up or can you like...
set like a filtered auto pick them up?
you have to click bro that's 1,000 clicks I'll never get back
what the hell's up with that you trade for 3k div orbs you don't find 3k
Where do you keep the 3,000 orbs?
Do you have unlimited stash space for that?
Only Chinese client has a pet that auto picks up loot.
Really?
You know, that's pretty big and like, you know, like maple story, although I think it's
a Korean game, right?
fucking BDO all the all those eastern MMOs and games got some auto pickup ship
can you VPN to China to get the Chinese client house over
Those leagues are separate.
CN is a different server entirely.
Let's be real though, how much money would you guys be willing to spend on auto loop
pet and PoE?
50 quade.
200 bucks.
Anything other than zero fuck you.
Zero cuz I'm not a lazy fat fuck.
Okay, but think about how the Chinese players probably think about you, my American friend.
They probably already assume you're a lazy fat fuck, so why not just realize your best
of me?
I'm gonna go pee real quick.
Yes, my lord.
Swag out.
Calculate.
We gotta go back to the vault. 88.
Whee!
I got a Coca-Cola, is that okay?
I know they're not good for you.
I don't think we've met yet.
I don't want to hear it.
Finally, Vault 88's work can truly begin.
Read stun seed backwards.
These...
I have those chemical violence for ya.
No, it's marvelous.
Now we can reform another societal picadillo.
The hydration break.
Whether it rears its head around the coffee pot, water cooler, or soda fountain, it's
a menace.
Vaultech scientists have conducted experiment after experiment to eliminate this inefficiency,
but people feel an irrational need to socialize.
So if they must squander their time, let us turn it into the collective good with chemistry.
What?
Aren't chemicals bad for you?
Dude shut up.
Don't worry so much my boy.
Everything you eat and drink is made of chemicals.
Don't you know?
Oh, right.
That's very interesting lady overseer.
These are just special chemicals.
Evil.
Well, what type of chemicals are we talking about?
Well, that's up to you, but from what I've read, the R&D folks really outdid themselves.
It's okay. You can trust us, Clem.
Indeed. After all, we're with Voltek. So build the Serla Fountain and then serve refreshments
to our residents. And Clem, if you get thirsty on the job, feel free to have a cool, refreshing
beverage.
Gee, thanks.
Impower Soda Fountain Prototype.
So, duh.
I don't know which way is...
It's this way.
You're not assigned to this and that pisses me off, but whatever, dude.
What the fuck ever, dude?
So, duh, I'm gonna screw.
terminal to Sotovo.
Court term euphoria, mild hallucinations.
The worst side effect is Subject 13 who has been staring at his hand for 13 hours straight.
Yo, Sue.
Well, promise. I guess I'm open for business.
The soda fountain's open. Want to be the first customer?
Depends on how much does it cost.
Oh, it's free.
Really?
Well, I guess then.
I guess.
I want to put a light here.
Oh, it tastes...
tastes funny.
Make sure to come back.
Tastes delicious.
Yup, you should know, people have been complaining a bit about the bed situation.
Don't get to complain
Yes, you're here to check up I got a customer right here you're back. Oh, yeah, this ball's amazing
Just great
Yeah, just great. It's so great. I don't even know what I'm saying neither do I
Excuse me.
To think we've turned the simple soda fountain into something noble.
Ah, it fills me with pride.
On to the next prototype.
The Hippocratic Oath.
A solemn vow to do no harm.
Well, roughly that's what it means.
I don't want to get into interpreting dusty Latin textbooks.
textbooks but that core sentiment of the medical community runs counter to what
we're trying to accomplish here doctors shouldn't put their patients well
there first instead should be the collective good you understand of
course the Hippocratic oath is there for a reason it's the right thing to do
Spare me conventional platitudes. We have history to make so
Enter the volt tech for after a
specialized piece of
optometristic wait what?
Yes, can improve a patient's eyesight, but
Potentially so much more the prototype requires a bit
well a lot
All right, a staggering quantity of radioactive material.
What?
The results will be worth it.
Nuclear material, you say?
What could go wrong?
I know.
It's foolproof.
But don't fret about the nuclear material.
We chose this site for Vault 88.
Because our surveys indicate that there's a rich source of uranium deeper inside the caves
so
Dig deep and get what we need
Okay, what is the sanctuary those quests that I was gonna fail
That was the door fortress noise hee hee hee
I don't see it, I don't give a fuck.
I wonder if it's the one that says Sanctuary Hills.
Oh.
I wasn't reading the names, I was reading the description.
Oops.
Build the feropter feroprototype.
Oh yeah, I got more than enough, fella.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
This regard the wire did.
Select Experiment Paramount, Subliminal Messages, a series of microflash images which wouldn't
play repeatedly in a loop have a statistically significant positive effect on the test subject's
view of the vault.
We never quite perfected an eyedrop formula that was both effective and didn't cause
long-lasting eyed trauma but we're still working on that it can read a test
subjects mind and show an actual picture what they're thinking about
Yonk?
So...
planning on having any I don't know why are you asking just idle chatter go on hi
you're here for an eye exam with this thing I guess go ahead and get it we're
gonna find out if she's a sim so what do I do just stay still oh my head feels hot
Oh, well, just stay still.
Fuck, it hurts.
Oh, God, I feel sick.
All right, sorry! I'm working on it.
Are you nuking me? What the hell?
You know how these experiments go.
It's just a small irregularity.
Nothing to concern yourself with.
Bullshit. I ain't buying it over here.
This ain't over.
You're a beautiful slave.
Great, Charlie.
Not me.
Just happy to be here.
People about.
What the hell is your game?
You invite Clem and me in here to experiment on us?
You some sort of sicko?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Yeah, right.
I heard the stories about Baltek.
Looks like they were true.
At least up in the Commonwealth, everyone's up front about trying
to kill you or rip you off.
Come on, Clem.
Let's leave.
We're gonna get the girls!
Yeah, what?
Hi.
Yeah, we got a ghoul.
Uh...
Due to the nature of our work, attrition is inevitable.
This last experiment is my pride and joy.
Following in the footsteps of Dr.
Braun and the others, I have spent my time in the very own prototype.
It's this. We are all flawed creatures.
Each with our own vices.
So there's like a booger with eyes.
didn't pointlessly try to stamp out these predilections, and instead, harnessed them.
If we can pull that off, that's clever.
Thank you. I seek to utilize one of the more primal vices.
Greed. The schematic is for a slot machine. I designed it to be as enticing as possible.
Choose the experimental parameters and let's see how it fares in the field
Got lots of wires going on here.
Oops.
Indentured servitude.
Okay, there are no notes on that.
A steamer profiling.
Lost revenue.
Hmm.
I like indentured servitude.
People are having to sleep in ships, making everyone a big crank.
The power cycle is just the best!
Man! Wow!
Okay, start gambling. Thank you.
Hold the lever, Cronk.
My luck's gonna turn around.
Can't help but notice I'm not putting any money in.
Kinda cringe.
Worked hard on that.
I'm just waiting for seven.
Get out here you ghoul bitch.
No.
It's Gamma.
Where's that thing for seven?
Money. That slot machine will pay out soon.
Now we just need a variety act and some crime bosses and our casinos set.
Ah, you're famous. Wit. It's done.
Finally, hundreds of years of refining and planning, and you did marvellously.
Voltek would be so proud.
I did everything you asked.
Can I go back to the power cycle?
I really need to.
My?
What gusto.
I'm glad you like the cycle so much, Clem.
With my life's work done.
I think I will deliver our schematics to other vaults to improve their lives.
Vault 88 needs you and your guidance.
We can't afford to lose our overseer.
A fine sentiment, but my duty is clear.
I pass the mantle on to you.
Volt 88 to greatness you're the overseer now
Okay
You done with all your experiments, I hope I did good they were real
Interesting if so, I'd love it if you let me cycle you know
Samore, that power cycle is just the best! I could battle on it for hours and hours!
You really are a glass-as-half-full kind of guy, aren't ya?
Who? Me? Heck, I'd be happy just to have a glass. I guess you're the overseer now, right?
Looking forward to giving the vault my best.
You're welcome. I mean, thank you. I mean, fuck.
Hey, good buddy. Enjoy. I got something I gotta do real quick.
Oh, she has a first name. Hey there.
No.
Yeah, we'll let her live, I just wanted to see what she had on her.
I will be taking that though, bitch.
Peace!
Oh shit, hold on, we gotta...
E-sector.
Yeah, yeah, it's not.
That's right.
Boring gun armed.
We love a little jet.
Sup.
Move down.
There's a lot of time to live.
There we go.
Anything cool? Nope.
Oh, yeah.
Did we pass the machine? Nope.
Is Jet Crack? Nah, Jet's like...
...math.
It's math.
What are you doing down here?
um guys
oh my god
are you a ward?
dude this thing's got so much fucking HP
6s, is it more like meth?
Nah, the 6s is a PCP.
Come a wee bit closer, Phillip.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Stop.
Stop. Guys help.
Howie!
Fucking bitch.
Good, he good.
Almost lost to a crab.
That wasn't just any crab.
That was the giga-crab.
Take that.
Shoot speed shooter, I hear.
Whoa.
Hmm.
Ding.
Holy moly!
Alright.
Well, you know what this means.
What the fuck in Cycle Jet?
That's fucking Psycho Jet!
Reloading!
Ow!
of
the
move
Hold up, dub.
Let's search first before we scrap.
Is this water irradiated?
Good news guys, it's irradiated.
You think there's anything in the water?
Shut up.
It's fine, we're on a double desk of rad eggs, dude.
Nothing is poison-less.
I gotta move some of the more important resources from here to dubase.
I don't even know if there's a workbench up there.
Got a first time chatter type smile.
Yeah, I'm thinking that's a dub.
I think that's a smile, dude.
Check out the local leader perk.
Oh, believe me, I know what it does.
Believe me, you fella.
wall
that's not good
rips the egg out of your body
Wall 2.
There's someone on the roof.
I can't loot it.
Oh, let's see here.
Boom.
Fucking uranium, man.
I think this was the uranium statue we're supposed to find.
It's not a bit.
Bro!
My death? No.
Where's the big one?
Oh fuck.
Swag.
Reduce damage from robots.
Do not care.
All I care about is this delicious nuclear material.
What's the column? K-Vin happens. Everyone dies.
What does that want?
Oh...
That's a murder robot. I've seen one of those before.
Use the chess piece?
No.
Annihilator sent for you, buddy.
You think you're better than me?
Probably are.
of
death
of
death
of
death
I'm getting sick.
I got TB.
I got Giga TB.
I don't know why I did so much damage to that guy.
I know we have armor piercing with the rifles.
I'm gonna go back to the base.
Okay.
I miss.
Fucking Samurai!
Increasing interview. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We're good.
Yup.
You got smoked pools.
Now I shall rip your skin and flesh off and consume it.
Looks like there should be some up there. Maybe there is.
All right, what do we got we got an oven mint?
Oh, wild corn.
Military ammo bag.
Sugar bomb.
Cracked death claw egg.
Drugs.
Classic.
Isn't wild corn inedible?
Actually, at this point, it probably wouldn't be, huh?
Rad away.
All corn is inedible.
Oh, yeah, humans can't really dig this corn, huh?
says you
Do you only get fiber from corn?
In sugar same as rice, but you can't digest rice with the fuck
He has like my vault. I made this
What?
How come I- Oh.
Doei.
What?
Is this damn thing rigged?
I'm sure I hope I didn't need that, uh, claw.
Can't I just the shell of the corn?
Oh.
But that's the best part.
Like when apples?
The best part?
Is the skin?
Agree or disagree?
Yeah, I think so too, Moon Moon.
Oh yeah.
So true.
I
Thought I could go for some pork and beans right now, dude. Holy fuck
Why not loot this shit
Did I just know someone may probably make like a sick ass look at the ball down here dude, you know, I got
I got a...
I got something going on.
There was a little...
Oh!
Oh
Well the fuck is the workshop
Furniture
No
Dude say it again, bro. Say it again.
The new Indiana Ice Detention Center?
Yeah, it does kind of look like that, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Crap, I'm so dumb.
I require a regular workbench.
Never mind.
there's got to be one around here somewhere
where is it
where all the fucking resources go that I collected
near the entrance hey you guys have fun down here okay don't touch my terminal
I'm the overseer I'm always watching
did we go in here?
oh i do not fucking remember
yeah we did
i remember after that glass pitcher on the floor
it didn't break by the way, nice game
where the fuck is it?
it. Wait, does this count? It does. I'm done. Okay. Let's grab all of the useful stuff.
don't need to grab all that.
This is just steel.
Whoa.
Yoink!
2.3k steel.
No thanks.
We'll just leave this shit here for the rest of it.
Mephpig needs toes. Thanks for something that says what's good, slime.
Yo, what's really good?
You can send a Settler to another settlement to make a supply line.
I think I need a perk for that.
I failed this quest.
Here's our use for guns and other crafting stuff.
Oh yeah, let's grab that shit though.
After I put some shit away.
in a vault ADH.
I like the new season of House of Dragon, but I don't want to be a woke, so I knew your
opinion is a woke to watch it.
Yeah.
And I'll have you know I think you're a loser.
Yeah.
Bitch.
Sorry.
Boom!
Uh-oh.
Yeah, we can't carry a 3,120-way case.
Can't do that.
Can not do that, dude.
Don't need these bones, for sure, or probably.
Wait, you do use bone for stuff.
What the hell?
What the flippy?
Those bones turn into oil.
Yeah, after millions of years.
You dope?
What am I carrying?
Oh, I grabbed all the food.
Fuck.
23 InstaMesh.
Oh, we got the Queen Mirelurk meat, dude. Swag.
Oops.
That's a lot of water, dude. We got so much purified water.
I feel like I'm missing stuff.
Erlert Queen's State.
Are you sneezed, bless me?
No.
You can't fuck a make me, mate.
Where... oh, here it is. Boom, good enough. Swag. And please say we're Fridgerator.
Let's do the Minimin' class.
Damn, over here?
I
Hear that go here that nuclear bomb
Bro you want drugs?
Was
Why did that guy...
I see.
Two, step back.
This guy doesn't know how many bullets I have.
I'm moving I've looted this got a skedaddle
yeah I'm like a I'm like a hero of the fallout you know what I mean people be
like whoa that's Steve Buck
Reloading!
Okay, I got a diamond city, Torta, I'm gonna lose, uh...
Alright, we got a diamond city after we do this.
We're close.
ish we've been all around it
what's up
oh greetings everyone's here general there it is pretty impressive huh it's
real name is ported independence but the many men always just called it the
Now you can see why I wanted to take you back.
This?
Huh?
Maybe.
Those walls could definitely use some work.
I'll admit, it seemed better days, but the Minutemen have never been afraid of hard
work.
Our primary objective is to clear the courtyard.
That's where we should see the most opposition.
The wall on this side is the most exposed, but if we circle around south, we could also
reach the main gate.
What are we waiting for?
Let's just get in there and shoot those lobsters.
No.
If we split up, we can flank them from both sides.
It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
Why not let them come to us?
We set up a firing line on this side and you can draw them out.
Well, General, what do you think?
draw uh uh uh draw them out set up a firing line and i'll draw them out sounds good we'll hold back and wait for them to come to us
just don't get yourself how is that not the best plan all right people you heard the general
let's move out try not to draw their attention until we're in position it's an ambush
i got a hubcap that's the first time i've ever seen it
guys you forgot your minds guys you forgot your minds guys guys
guys hello hello
I kind of know kind of want to wait till daytime I like those oh here we go
all right guys wait there okay
I gotta- I'm gonna have a fucking seat then!
It's almost Christmas?
Yippee!
Guys, I said wait!
I'm gonna draw a mouth, fellas.
Okay, this is not a very good firing line, I must admit.
We got him out.
Who did that?
You're fired.
who did that? you're fired
you don't know that
I'm losing a lot of gamble
Well done, guys.
Oh.
Preston, watch out!
That was good.
Looks like they've been locked.
We're going to have to take out these eggs.
They'll be back before we know it.
Looks like the hole up inside will blow in.
So the walls are coming.
Oh my god!
Here's how we're going to play this.
You hold here.
Here we go.
Hold on, I will clear the wall.
Yes, sir.
Let's do this, man.
They firebomb me one more time, bro.
You good?
Yeah.
Are you good?
We got a shmeet.
I'm going to run out of a yield combat rifle ammo, oh shit.
guys down. They're chewing on me. Hey, we need to focus on taking the
cap for that. I didn't want to talk to you anyway. I was trying to pick up the eggs.
And we take this one and then this.
what
he's teleported
where
guys
I
How do I keep this? Oh my take that
if
she had me from all the way over there, dude.
Not swag.
Well, look, how can we help you guys?
How about some, uh, some burrata?
Hell.
Now, let's do this, and then some boffow, and then some nash.
Run!
of
the
death
of
Oh, that's the head. Spouts?
I believe it.
Oh, the egg's inside of her.
Nothing to worry about.
You get it?
He's not going to get us.
Maybe I shouldn't have come down.
You wanna do yours?
Bro, how is that not reloading?
Hold me by the way.
I
Have a metal left arm
Here we chill
The rest of you clear out any remaining mile looks for exit 5
bro
this guy's line delivery is very unenthused
well, I guess it could be worse
see what you can do with it
I'm gonna go see what else is left around this old place
First hand. I didn't bring the supplies.
I can flip.
What am I fighting for?
Yeah, we all look for Scrapable.
But what?
It's in K-Lines to Vio with no explanation what the context was ever?
Didn't ask me.
I don't think there are screws in here.
I got so much for me, dude.
Missile, missile launcher, I don't know if there are screws on that, but maybe I can,
maybe I can scrap it, actually.
ski. It's one of the chats that this was an old civil war base.
A brick!
That meant civil war the movie. This is a movie set. Oh.
What?
Bro, what am I aiming at?
Really?
Hmm, steak.
Holy fuck.
Crab.
It's for dinner.
I still haven't found a flamer yet.
You farmed from my alert meat from her mob for like 4 hours when this game came out?
Holy shit, this guy was prepared, dude.
He was chomping on my alerts for the whole game.
He was...
Oh, that poor prepping.
What's up?
my drugs yeah I don't know uh oh here we go
swag
I was going to say I don't know if I could find screws around here.
You can.
He said we.
Now I know how you guys feel.
I don't.
Wee!
Not how you guys feel.
I don't.
Wee!
Generator 3!
are free. Once I power this up, it will be ready to broadcast. We could broadcast to
whole commonwealth oh yeah I need one more
we really did it I've been watching the minute man fall the pieces for so long
I see everything
now we've got to pay off of what we started bring the whole commonwealth
together and make it last this time so you know back to business but with
radio freedom up and running we can broadcast alerts to you anywhere any
time I'll let you know if I hear of any settlements that need help
in the meantime make sure to offer help to anyone that needs it I can only help
our calls
okay didn't ask
Look how I don't knock out all the way, and how is that diggin' ass?
In disarm of homes.
Ooh.
Howdy, General.
What's up?
How do you do that, sorry?
Radio freedom
Now this is America. Oh
No
We got turned to go
Got the flamer at least?
Yeah, we did, didn't we?
It'll be nice to be able to use our flamer fuel for...
Flamer, not a...
It's too jab.
Listen to the Nuka-Kola family radio.
I
Yippee!
Who can enforce the copy right now?
Oh
Heavy metal but a new kind of arm
Oh my god
I got those fucking pit boys on me too
Price is subject to change due to end of season.
Nuka World, Nuka Express and the Nuka-Cola character.
How can we modify the playmers with science?
The shit weighs so fucking much, man.
Nah, I'm good.
for a few more weeks in October.
Come down and see me and come.
I am pleased to announce that Vault 88
is accepting candidates to live in...
I
Now, this is my jam.
I dare say, this is my jam.
Time to bust out the ammo user again, boys.
Hmm, maybe not.
Meh.
What are you thinking about the real air?
I don't know.
It might be time to bust the dump all the way around once more.
Okay, what the fuck did I just make though?
That's the end of the song.
No beat drop, dude.
The dog blitterator makes its triumphant return.
Checking out the facilities, eh, boys?
Yeah! Pumpers!
Pump, bumpy, yeah. Pump the jeans.
This is radio freedom. Broadcasting all day, all across the Commonwealth.
All quiet here. Stay tuned for Minute Mental Alerts.
Oh, I can't move this guy.
I can move you, though.
A fucking hate metal music, holy shit.
Oops.
To Diamond City.
We freaking ride
Fuckin' Disney-ass music, dude.
Where's the JZ?
Oh, we haven't used any 5-5-6, huh?
I wonder if we're gonna make it single fire.
Oh, hey.
I guess Tartovsky's second movement is most brilliant performance
Oh, it is Civil Park.
I think it's already got enough shit.
I can't fucking hear myself think man.
I mean, it looks cool.
It's like a dirty-ass scope, dude.
Nah. I'm not her mom.
Dog Bliterator or Assault Rifle.
That's the question.
Hmm.
I haven't used this yet.
Yeah, maybe we go iron sights on those bitch.
Nothing I hate more than raiders scumbags.
If you're running to me, put a few down for me.
Cool.
Uh, we'll put the dog glitterator back for now.
Bear well, dog glitterator. Bear well. You almost had your moment.
One.
What should I name my gun?
That stick?
Where's our missile launcher?
We got rocket launcher, I think.
Isn't this it?
It doesn't look like oh, yeah, it is three barrels
We got 90 missiles
Missile's way of fucked up in survival mode? Wait, really?
ammo has weighed in survival? Like, I wouldn't mind doing all that.
But it's the no-fast travel, man. Fuck that.
Fuck that, dude. Fuck that, dude. Fuck that.
Get a mod for it.
Eat me, fool.
I'll see you guys, by the way.
Just so we're clear.
Reloading!
That is literally me.
You're these fucking synth bastards, dude.
You're not humans. You'll never be.
You'll never be my enemy diamond city Wow
recommend hi look at the diamond city just follow the signs again who's
detecting me
Oh, did he have a Stempack?
I missed it.
I got bad news, guys.
Wait, I got good news.
down. Reloading. Oh, hey. Not crying.
I didn't read his name. I didn't realize it was a professional. I wanted to shoot him
mid-air.
Who did that?
Todd?
This is Diamond City, this place is uh-oh.
I'm sorry, I'm just doing my job.
Ooh, just doing your job!
Protecting Diamond City means keeping me out, is that it?
Oh, look, it's the Sparey Reporter!
I'm sorry, but Mayor McDonough's really steamed, Piper.
Saying that article you wrote was all lies.
The whole city's in a tizzy.
Ow!
You opened this gate right now, Denny Sullivan.
I live here, you can't just lock me out.
Oh
Guy troubles, huh? Yeah, I just got here, but yeah
What what's that you said you're a traitor up from Quincy you have enough supplies to keep the general store stocked for a whole month
You hear that Danny? You gonna open the gate and let us in? Or are you gonna be the one
talking to crazy Myrna about losing out on all the supply?
Jeez, alright. I need to make it personal, Piper. Give me a minute.
Better head inside quickly before Danny catches on with the bluff.
I don't take orders from you take it easy yikes you come on wherever you're ready
I am just a little dizzy.
Piper! Who let you back inside?
I told Sullivan to keep that gate shut.
You devious, rabble-rousing slander!
The level of dishonesty in that paper of yours.
I'll have that printer scrap for parts.
Ooh, is that a statement, Mr. McBenna?
Tyrant mayor shuts down the press
Why don't we ask the newcomer you support the news because the mayor's threatened to throw free speech in the dumpster?
mm-hmm
Always believed in freedom of the press. Oh, I didn't mean to bring you into this argument. Good sir
No, no, no, you look like Diamond City material
Welcome to the great green jewel of the Commonwealth
Safe, happy, a fine place to come.
Spend your money, settle down.
Don't let this muckraker here tell you otherwise, all right?
This hasn't been the friendliest welcome.
He's got you there, McDonough.
Guess not everyone gets one over by that shark smiley.
No.
Was there anything particular you came to our city for?
I'm trying to find someone.
find someone trying to find someone who subtitles that's my business well
whatever you don't bother going to diamond city security for help I've had
enough of this Piper from now on consider you and that little sister of
yours on yeah keep talking McDonough that's all you're good for hmm a big
diamond city welcome from the mayor you feel honored yet look I gotta go get
settled in but um stop on my office later I have an idea for an article you'd be
perfect for what is up with the mic
according to 2006 Logitech microphone those weird you're Sullivan right so
you're that traitor Piper was talking about something tells me she's pulled the
over my eyes again am I right I wasn't lying I got a whole supply
train coming in tomorrow oh of course you do now tell me the one about you and
the fish that got away hey what's brought you into town anyway be good to
note it down in the logs just looking for something aren't we all now was there
Anything particular you were looking for
Not really your business. All right, sorry I asked
Yeah, Steve Fox a little birdie mysterious at times
All right, have it your way.
I don't know.
Teleport noise.
Head on inside.
Thanks.
Now long last.
Civilization.
Hey kiddo, how have you been sailing?
Well, the presses are getting overloaded.
That motor is going to go through it.
The kids are invincible in this game guys.
There we go guys.
Check the gamble?
Wait, what was it?
A free paper? Sounds like quality.
I'm serious. The Institute...
Hey, people. You should read up if you're sticking around.
The Institute?
You ain't heard of the Institute, mister?
I haven't.
They snatch people up at night and no one hears from them again.
It's all in the paper.
Better read up before they grab you, too.
Do not speak to me.
Next.
Noodles.
We eat them.
Doesn't matter what.
The ordering and eating of noodles is but one of many shared human experiences.
Or is it?
I was struck by this very question as a side of the counter of Power Noodles last Wednesday
night just after 5 p.m. and enjoying my dinner.
The joy of dinner I had so many times before, that's when I noticed our very own Mayor McDonough
slap to a stool and engaged in a very same ritual, right hand extending, mouth opening,
teeth chewing.
Yes, eating noodles, the shared experience of almost every Diamond City resident.
So it must have also seemed to the residents of Diamond City nearly 60 years ago, on an
uncharacteristically warm May evening in 2229, as I said around the very same counter, but
that was before the days of Takahashi and his noodles, when the bar served not noodles
but ice cold Nuka Cola's frothy beers stiff shot to whiskey the barman's name was Henry and that night he facilitated the shared human experience of drinking smoking talking and laughing as
it's a tragedy struck there are many miles who are old even old enough to remember that evening although some of the city's ghoul residents certainly could have been up and forcibly removed thanks to the mayor
Mcdonald's anti-goold decree of 2282. There's one person among us, among us, who does remember
distinctly the events of that evening, respectively, Farrak Yusus Hawthorne, who recounts her story in
a public occurrence exclusive interview. Oh, I was there all right sitting right at the bar,
so he's just sitting in front of me now, 22 years old or so, just looking to have a good time.
I was safe behind the wall, we all were. So what was the, what was the harm? And let me tell you
that that mr. Carter made it easy he came into town earlier that day so he
was out from out west somewhere it didn't really matter but at the bar we
had to sort of crawl around him, crawl around him everyone wanted to exchange a
word to hear about the state of the Commonwealth mr. Carter he was all too
happy to oblige so unfulfilled wasn't he used to just continue to work out of that
evening in the moment things when things turn sinister and the truth of it
mr. Carter was revealed we've been drinking carrying on must have been three
hours mr. Carter had four or five drinks in that time he seemed a bit drunk I
guests like the rest of us that someone just sort of happened you're smiling
with a smile sort of went from his face on an instant that his cheeks start
twitching kind of funny and I remember watching him there as it happened just
yesterday he reached his eyes go took out a revolver and then blame he shot
Henry the barman right in the head doesn't didn't hesitate didn't show any
motion mr. cover kill Henry as casually as if he were paying from it him for a
drink but a checknip cheek never did stop twitching let me tell you all hell
broke loose after that we used to describe of course the event
infamous event known as the broken mask when the people come out there for the
first time that the Institute the shadowy scientific organization
responsible for the Christian comment and resets excessive seceding creating a
model so advanced it could effortlessly infiltrate human society
I'm going to show the people of diamonds into the Institute had somehow evolved
with their androids into true synthetic human sins every shot Henry that mr.
Carter shot three or four other people too like I said all hell broke loose
The guards came running, they opened fire, Mr. Carter, he kept shooting, blah, blah, blah.
It was horrible, but then he saw the plastic in the middle.
This is one of them early sins, you see, and we realized it wasn't a man at all.
It was then that we knew the Institute wasn't just out there, it was everywhere now, among us.
It was never determined precisely why the symptoms of Mr. Carter went out of Skilling Spree,
some suggested he had somehow been remotely controlled by the Institute,
suit who wanted to test his combat effectiveness still others felt he had simply malfunctioned.
He's never meant to kill anyone, but at that time, the Y hardly seemed important.
The matter was that the humans of the Commonwealth have been...
ChadGBT by the way, nice try kid.
Paper? You mean Piper? This place is all kinds of strange.
Uh, the Screamin' Paper Girl.
Screaming paper girl says otherwise. I guess she does so what brings you to the great green jewel?
Keeping my reasons to myself
You have a good one. Yeah, not every single NPC looks the same
Get your copy of the public! We exposed the truth behind the institute!
Hello again. What brings you to the Great Green Jewel?
What?
Inchatter? Can you explain Inchatter?
Actually, you're probably just gonna say some stupid shit, so...
Not interested. Skip.
Yep.
I well hello there another one of the poor and stupid of diamond city come begging for table scraps
Wow there are no words. I don't care for your tone
Why don't you run along before I make a complaint with security the fuck
Bitch, what did you say?
I'm done talking to you
Oh
Yes stole the children's toy
So...
Wait, I'm gonna try something.
How do I go for the disarm?
Do I have to shoot the gun manually or can I do it that way?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
and hike others though.
Drug Lab!
Okay.
You can't stop me from stealing.
I'm taking the dog food too.
Surgery seller.
Yes.
You got psycho down in this bay.
Yeah
Hmm drugs acquired
You're gonna have a 24-7 channel what have you done with the real Riley
Where's my brother? I don't know.
I don't know.
Probably not, but who knows?
Put the gun down, now!
He's a synth! He'll kill us all!
Kyle, no!
Okay, show's over.
There are no synths in Diamond City.
You hear me?
Just you folks, you damn paranoia.
Officer?
I need you to step away.
I understand, officer.
I just want to know what happened.
What, you didn't hear the shouting?
Guy pulls a gun on his own brother, thinking he's a synth.
It's that newspaper's fault.
Got people all riled up, thinking their own family might be replaced by machines.
Look, I'm sorry you got caught up in all this, but it's over, okay?
Just go about your business like nothing happened.
Better that way.
My God.
Guy, why didn't you listen to me?
I told you I wasn't a synth.
Now I gotta know, dude.
Who hasn't engaged in a little friendly attempted fratricide in their life? I'm I'm not a synth. I I
Told them like I kept telling them. Why didn't he listen to me? I uh I
Need a minute
Go back to your own damn business
Bear
Might have to pop a jet here boys.
Guys, it's not a sense at all.
I
Was a synth dude
Everyone's still standing around for go back to your own damn business
Move along nothing to see here
Everyone in this city's old jumping at shadows
Holy moly
Who saw me
Hey, we don't really need these we got the good stuff
Shopping at night? Diamond City surplus is always available.
Yay! I have never used my caps before.
Everyone else may be closed, but Diamond City surplus is open 24 hours a day.
Whatcha got? What do you sell here?
Oh, everything, sir. Miss Murder prizes herself on being a collector of quality odds and ends from all over the Commonwealth.
Commonwealth we also buy any unwanted items you may be carrying on your person
And we're open 24 hours
Don't care sure
Hmm
Only 17 bullets
Okay, what the hell is this?
Okay, now this is epic.
What the?
Nevermind. We got the same things on it, I think.
Hmm... That is... Hold on. It doesn't matter what I have. I don't have anything solid,
Where's the N bros?
Got it.
In ya butt.
He he he!
How do people just fucking hear me break an enter dude?
What's the point in sneaking man?
I wanna see what you got.
They see me sneaking...
She got like a stem pack.
I killed her first, didn't I?
Two bobby pins.
Sleep easy.
Now rest easy.
Oh wrong one
I've been a while since I stole from a city.
This feels good.
Right, even.
These guys are still just standing here.
This guy is literally just standing here by the way.
I can't move along Steve fuck goes where he pleases so maybe watch your
tell me a joke it's all he understands tell me a joke tell me a joke tell me a joke what are you
saying what are you saying yes how much is this 53 inflation dude this new
mayor man
All right, here's a reindeer.
Surely they won't see me when I get under this, uh...
Well, you assume you think it's for God 7?
Absolute sweet.
You may, you may.
Oh yeah?
Did he now?
What you got, bro?
Uh-oh.
I'm so sorry.
Okay, I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
Finally, that extra is out.
Wait, what?
I think I lowered the wrong save.
Bro, what is that?
I stole it while I was hitting it.
We will...
use one of these bad boys.
Okay, they just know.
They just know.
Nothing you can do.
What this guy here at a bad time, huh?
Well, let's just sit here like a loser and wait until daytime.
Yes, I'm hearing a different character talking when I talk to this robot, by the way, shut
Oh, Jesus.
This guy's still standing out here in the murder scene.
Hey there.
then getting involved in missing people is something I don't want I'm more than
happy to pay for your time just talk to me well I guess it can't hurt to just
point you somewhere but it's got so my hair comes detective agency it's in the
back alley a lot of bright signs just don't tell anyone you're going there
all right people don't like that place talk about shutting it down all the time
people don't like the detective agency why look if you ask me Valentine is a
good guy saved a lot of lives but other people think he's just gonna bring the
Institute's attention ah yes gossip my one weakness hey it was just some
friendly advice okay
hi you there talk some sense into my net with son
McDonough's secretary, is she a synth?
She's a synth. Definitely.
Finally, somebody with some synths.
You seriously gonna take the opinion of some random stranger over your own son?
If someone off the street can tell Geneva is one of those machine people, then so should you.
You just said no one could tell the difference, Ma. Now will you leave my customers alone?
Don't mind my ma. She's always a little bit cranky. Let's just focus on you and that lovely head of hair
Maybe later feel free to come back anytime
That's not what I thought I would say
Dude, let it go, bro
I'm so thirsty.
Doctor says I can't drink like no more.
Cola.
Need a new ca-cola.
Sheffield.
Need a drink.
New ca-cola.
Cola.
New ca-cola.
Ah, I don't have one.
Swater, swatter.
Who needs a swatter?
Don't let the stress of life kill you. Relax with some cams. Got cams right here for you, brother.
I've got a few minutes to browse.
Self-served medicine.
What?
133? I'm so fucking uncharismatic, man.
No patience.
I'm not talking to you.
You? I don't know you. Just keep your distance.
Whoa. You're acting all kind of crazy.
I am not crazy. I read the paper. I know the synths are here, walking among us.
So wait, are you telling me you're human?
No, I'm Changles, the moon monkey.
That's just what a synth would do, ducking the question. We don't serve your kind here.
Hey, Mona.
I said we don't serve your kind here you synth. Fine. Tell me you're human now
Human as the day I was born well, we do look human enough, but I'll be watching you. I have eyes like uh
Well, they're good eyes got it. All right. We can do business, but no funny stuff. I
Bet she's a synth guys
I'll take a look sure why we kill her she's not a synth
cancel that
You got a new Coca-Cola?
No?
I don't want to teleport to my base even though it would literally just take 30 seconds.
Fine.
You carried her on a Christmas after selling a dialogue?
Yeah, I could do that, but it's kind of funny to see the failures and the failures rarely
mean anything.
Well, that's not true, actually, but...
Bro, I just, yeah, I literally walked two days to get this new recall for those guys,
so this better be good.
Bashar wasn't very immersive.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
What'd you say?
You repeat that? I can't believe you eat that food. Only one thing we're buying in the dugout inn.
That's a thing.
That's a little very immersive.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do!
No.
Yeah!
How about...
How about some meat?
Uh-uh.
Whoa! Excuse me. Grandma, I can't...
Where's the homeless guy? He moved.
So you know weapons, huh?
Listen, I can sell you guns, swords, whatever, and they'll keep you alive for sure.
But the real secret is in the mods.
The little personal touches?
Install a scope, expand the clip size-
Dude, shut up!
Don't need anything today.
Alright.
You guys are mansplaining guns to me like I don't have the fucking annihilator times
seven equipped, dude.
Taking my helmet off, so I look cool.
Hey, Arturo.
Got some great stuff, if you're interested.
Sure, let's take a look.
Self-defense at its best.
Damn!
Who wears it better, dude?
Ooh.
Studded leather.
Nothing like a good pomp, boys, am I right?
Old faithful does double damage if the target is at full health.
Laser sniper rifle.
Power Armor Frame, 5.6k you know I'll buy that, Cap'A.
Cap'A?
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
LASMA Thrower?
Okay, I bet that looks cool.
you ain't got nothing whoa hold up what the fuck is this is this a rail gun
best rifle in the game I can't mod it though because I don't have science so
We'll leave it there for now
You know what we should do let's go get a bunch of the shit that we
Been saving and then make some make some money deals
What else are we spending money on
To be in wheat, this is my cap's bit.
Charisma.
Charisma 2.
I want the Stripe Seed.
I remember that we got the Hat.
I think most of the hats I have.
Aw man, this is going to be kind of a pain in the ass.
I got to rename my armor real quick so I don't accidentally sell it.
I'm surprised these pit boys don't sell for more, I feel like uh...
Wait...
That probably goes over the hat slot.
Missing a 444 plus 222 by Lil Uzi Burke.
Yep.
We can do that.
Yo, their armor kind of sucks penis, huh?
Well, the Elephador probably goes hard with the Stripe Suit, guys.
Hold up.
Stick with me, dude.
Stick with me.
What are you doing?
of
the
head of
the
Scrub all the ledgers we got I guess.
Sing as they cannot be scrapped.
Yep.
We want to, we want to fill up here, because I want to, I want to buy some ammo.
and
one got this one should
diamond city city city
Who care not me
Boom boom. Oh shit
Wait, who's this one?
The Elphidore is only...
Uh-oh.
Okay, it's fine.
We have a cruise mail.
We're good.
Doctor?
This better be an emergency.
Actually, I need some supply.
All right.
Hey, you want to buy some, uh, Tyron?
Oh, Tyron?
Tyron?
Boom.
Uh...
Pop charisma drugs?
Oh yeah, that's what I was gonna do.
we got eight but I got fucking weight
Brass horse and true see God takes for some
hey man quick question real quick what's which game should I buy Concord
High Guard or Mind's Eye?
Uh, Mind's Eye.
Oh, huh!
Now this is my favorite show.
I can't help but notice I didn't actually talk to you.
dark to you don't need anything today probably a synth anyway that she's so
big it is holy moly
I
That put away no we got this
11 years
Hey, Mona remember I don't serve since supplies are just for humans
Let's see what you have just don't call it junk
hey moon I'm getting my ass kicked by cami players Street Fighter 6 and tips
from the God Gamer play modern guile and then launch projectiles from the
quarter don't engage
just spam spam to projectile
I feel like we're getting full value for these now maybe even more than that
Oh, no, no like a little over half I think
Jesus
Um, God, I always forget was it?
It's 44 ammo.
And then 45 ammo.
I think it was the combat rifle.
and then 30 ammo is the hunting rifle and then 308 is...
something
total cost 709
hmm, don't like that
Buy these grenades.
All of them.
I'm so paranoid about selling this shit, but I know I renamed everything, so we're good.
I gotta buy more shit.
Good enough.
If you're looking to keep your load light, we can shoot the breeze about the old-fashioned pistol or anything else you need.
I've got a few minutes to browse. Feel free to test the grips.
I didn't sell my fucking armor dude. Both limbs chest helmet dude. We're good, and I got this
You guys are doing a little trolling, huh
I forgot to rename me glasses
a little epic trolling huh big guy we'll get a little trolly with it dude
Whoa, what did I just buy?
Hold on.
45.
That's so many.
I didn't even realize how much that was.
What the f-
I want this and this and these.
and
sure why not
are you any shotgun shells?
bitch
that stick dude
Yeah, everything I got will keep you safe
You got any glasses for the sun? Let's take a look everything hand told am I right I?
Just realize
The ammo is probably not all the top
I
Got three got 40 shells
Let's get the uh cells to you.
Goodbye.
Who needs a haircut?
Everyone needs a haircut.
Step up.
Can you believe today's Christmas?
It's fucking Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
Wahoo!
I'm in city surplus everything you need got some great stuff if you're
interested not right now feel free to come back any time
rather be on this side of the wall
I
Can't I can't steal my bottle caps back
It's not fucking fair, dude
Radiation poisoning is a common ailment, but we can cure just uh
What you read the paper?
Come on, I ain't seen nothing
Oh the in but there actually wasn't in I was joking
And so, hey Sheffield, what do you think about coming to work for me?
you say okay maybe this will be a fresh start I hear there's a bar in the old theater district
that's for Raiders only the combat zone move you then you need a genuine authentic custom
made hickory swatter got any work well if you want to help the sport I gotta lead
on a stash of pre-war collector's items.
Coach, quitting his full punks Western,
had an estate not too far from here.
Legend says when he retired,
the league presented him with a baseball,
catch his mid, and playing card signed
by all the other coaches.
See where I'm going with this?
I'll pay 100 caps each for those relics,
What do you say a hundred caps seems light. I need more like your marks. We'll make it 125 caps a piece
How's that sound?
Please you own a whole store. You can do better. Look at that fire in your eyes
All right
150 caps for each piece you better be worth it
deal
You're holding out on me. No, come on. Show me you're serious. Oh
Oh, if only IceEyesJulie could see it at SteelyGaze of yours.
Yeah, she might have finally met a match.
You win.
200 cats each.
But that's my final offer.
You taken? Or leaving?
A card, a mitt, and a ball. Got it.
I thank you. And baseball, thanks you.
You don't fuck about baseball, man.
Hey, Mo.
Need a swatter with a little more stopping power and stainless steel nails my friend
Sure, let's take a look baseball history right here
This one has blades on it 40% less action point cost
Dude, it's literally just bats.
Get a gun, bro.
Open notice to anyone with a gun and some ambition, Farragull activity on the rise near
Mass Pike Tunnel.
They may not have much of their supplies, but they're congregating near areas with good
salvage.
I'll screen the world with these monsters and bring a smile to your face.
Keep what you kill.
No other reward given.
I don't think this person understands how bounders work.
Where's the combat set?
I like the sound of that.
We get it lady come on such a pick me dude
This is not the correct place Sarah Butterfly
Do I not have a mark?
Oh, maybe?
Where the fuck is the combat zone?
It's looking like it's outside, it's right here, I'm so dumb.
I don't want to leave yet.
Let's go see the detector.
Oh
His ties
Oh Nick
Something wrong another stray coming in from the rain
Frage you too late office is closed. I
Know you must be busy, but I like it's your time miss
It's important. You're right. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude, but it's just the detective
He's gone missing
Don't worry, I can help. Tell me what happened.
Nick was working a case. Skinny Malone's gang had kidnapped a young woman, and he tracked them down to their hideout in Park Street Station. There's an old fault down there that they use as a base.
I told Nick he was walking into a trap, but he just smiled and walked out the door like he always does.
I do have 125 caps in the old rainy day fund come on this is your boss's life we're talking
about here fine we'll make it 150 caps I'll find him you have my word thank you Nick
should be easy to spot he's always wearing that old hat and trench coat get up please hurry
sense check
invulnerable
Time to tie a fighter which is a little bit...
Fine.
Is there a way to stop combat in this?
Die?
I'm just gonna holster your gun
Guys are a bobblehead in here anyone know if they're a bobblehead. Oh, yes
Zeta Invader's holotape game.
Yes!
Freak yeah.
I'm afraid to steal now that they can randomly omnisciently know.
I love stealing from stupid fucking NPCs.
You're stupid, I hell.
Well, let's go save.
This guy, the sir.
Hey, it's right next to the combat zone.
Yippee!
Talk to Piper?
One thing at a time Billy.
One thing at a time.
I hate having more than one marker on my fucking shit dude.
of
What's in here?
I mean, it's really, there's something cool in here, right?
Nope.
For what?
These are rocks. It's a beam.
What the...
I was going to eat something in particular, but I can't remember.
Yup!
Yup
There
That's pretty cool.
Why did I get Death Claw?
Whoa.
I don't weigh anything.
I'm gonna get in a solid 60 FPS up in this bitch right now on God
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I'm sure your experiment was that monster was just fuck yeah
The wise oh, I'm not wearing any armor right now, dude
This is a Pogger's footy today. Yeah, I love football. I know you're trying to make me
mad, but actually, like, I watched... I binge watched the entire World Series last night,
up. Not gonna work today, fool. Continue following Freedom Trail. At Journey's End, follow Freedom's
Lancer. Well, that's unfortunate. I'm kind of here for something else, though.
This game must have been, like, really bad performance-wise when I came out. Goddamn, especially that area.
Is area tanked on consoles?
There you go.
If you can believe it, it's worse now.
I'm telling ya, joining Skinny Malone's crew was the best decision we ever made.
Look at this place.
I still say Malone's weak.
He caught that detective snooping around and what does he do?
Locks him up.
Like he ain't got the balls to just kill him.
Well, don't let his new girl hear that.
She'll start swinging that bat of hers at your face until there ain't no face left.
Oh guys they're evil
Let's rock
I
Will detective
Damn that he was swagged out
Let's keep it a buck 20.
Yep, that's where that goes.
Why?
Who looks up?
You like this creative faction that Bethesda made up in the 1950s gangsters because of
Boston?
Dude, shut up man, you'll watch an anime where the main character's Japanese name means
like fight or like friendship or some shit dude.
Why don't you do a little inwards searching before you start casting the stone?
So do you, weep?
Yeah, but I'm not fucking complaining.
I'm not fucking complaining, dude.
Nah, on the real, like, I probably doesn't watch any of these, which is pretty cool,
He seems chill, he seems chill.
Do you think I want- Do you think I want to watch anime?
Yes.
I can't buy it while I'm trespassing.
Wrong.
Okay, but you're not allowed to lie. So I'm gonna say yes again and then give you a chance to tell truth.
That's it.
Plus three, baby
Don't so self-conscious after that chatter so it takes a long to search for it
Dude faster go faster
Wait, could it be is that the legendary triggerman
What the fuck, where is he?
I hear you bro.
Probably just further down.
Oh, see, I thought this was pointing to a door.
Psycho!
Now that is one cold-looking motherfuckin' sheep shit.
I hate the black and white scope man, it's so cool.
the
disregard
big iron
shots do double damage in the critical meter feels fifteen percent faster
Am I just not going to Nick Valentine?
Yeah.
That's kinda how I play games like this.
And honestly, no offense.
No offense to anyone who didn't go to Nick Valentine level 30 for the first time.
But you may lack the whimsy in adventure that uh, high IQ individuals typically have when
they're like partaking in media and art and stuff.
Like you might be like the lowest common denominator.
But if that makes sense.
I'm a no offense.
What's my IQ?
172.
Nice.
Yeah.
Oh, you wanted my IQ, not my weight.
Oh.
Very funny.
And also flattering, thank you.
Thank you.
Where are the other people I've murdered?
I killed like nine people just now.
Do you think a nuclear explode or like nuclear war would like...
Make compasses like, fuck up, you know what I mean?
Like if there was like enough?
Not for long?
So it wouldn't have like a lasting, like, effect.
Tell us, IQ man.
Now I'm doing that thing, you know, like how, like, animals will, like, fake lose when they're
playing with other animals so that the other animal doesn't get discouraged?
It's kind of like that right now, so.
But you're kind of ruining it.
Looks like a quick little XP nab.
Don't think nukes do much magnetically.
Hm.
Compass would for sure work.
A compass would for sure not work if you nuked it, dumbass.
Oh.
Makes sense.
These guys all got Tommy guns and they're cool as hell for them.
a hell. I like how the mods are like effects reload speed. Meanwhile my character is reloading
this shit in like 0.2 seconds. Nucacola quantum detected.
Eh, we're good.
Saw it
All right beyond
Wait, didn't I miss one of these side doors
If I got walked at the one that never went into it wait
What the fuck
Is this our way out so we don't have completely backtrack wait we can just match up
Yeah, how bright this game is compared to Fallout 3.
Bro, I dare you to jump 50 feet into the air and Fallout 3 or New Vegas, look directly
at the ground, take a picture of it, and then take a picture of a literal pile of shit and
try to figure out which one is Fallout, and you will actually have our...
brown. This game is bright. I will, I will
Oh, no.
Not wrong. Not wrong.
Hey, look.
You don't want, hold on.
Surely there's a brightness slider, right, for those?
There's not, by the way.
Word?
Can I get a mod?
Like I feel like if it was like maybe like 10 to like 15% not as bright it would probably
be really good.
There's a console brightness command.
I don't fucking believe you might oh yeah they're in a fucking fault I want that fedora
Pip's Pip-Boy.
Ding!
SAP-111, the first is Brighton, second is Gama.
What's the B-Fall values?
One-on-one.
of
Hi!
Does it look better? Let's do a quick little con.
You like it bright so you can see?
I think this looks pretty good.
Shut up, I'm lootin'.
Hey yo, I'm Loot Noe.
Big Loot-Oe.
Hosting high-ranking members of local and state government, local luminaries, business
people and their families, who do you remember there were.
What's happening slowly with other bosses of the class, luxury aspect as well, has been
highly exaggerated to the future residents multiple families chosen randomly will live
at sleep in single room apartments dining and bathing will be in shared quarters and
many's will be minnable. By taking away the luxury and authority these groups saw in the surface
life we hope to see their reactions in stressful situations. Do not undermine the new overseers
authority at all during the experiment even if it may cause physical discomfort or harm.
Yeah fuck the rich dude.
Yeah, make him bathe in communal bathrooms.
Yeah, I was blind.
Good eye chatter.
You know, I don't have a key.
Bro, not like this.
Come on, man.
You looked precious, but I will admit.
as well as we'll be there yeah brightness three good
So, I got a question.
Why the hell would anyone build a vault out of a subway station?
This place is like the opposite of airtight, because they weren't planning to use it, you
moron.
We used to pull this kind of gun all the time before the war.
Get a bunch of unit boys to work some construction job that'll go nowhere.
Keep everyone on payroll.
I think this guy's bluffing.
Nah, he probably is bluffing.
I think Trigga Man knows what he's talking about.
Man, see?
It's very satisfying how their head explodes like a grape.
your grapes explode yeah that's not the best like analogy like if a
like a big tomato guy hit by like a sledgehammer
you know what I mean?
that's a matey
take that!
fool
I can't match
Aaaaaaahhh!
Ah!
It really works.
Wowzer.
Oh, they're gonna be so pissed, dude.
there.
Gotcha.
Got him!
Okay!
Look at that.
This house is my house!
Stop!
Well played. Using... using that as cover. No one would have ever...
Unused tin can. Unrusted tin can, I mean.
What the fuck did you come from?
How'd he loop?
Oh, hey.
I think you know the score, huh?
Look at how his back burns.
Swag on him.
Uh, we're good.
I see how they looped, fellas.
down I mean it's going to probably just so cool to use but we can't do it already read
it?
Is it a 105-1 for prove?
Oh, my.
My eyes were not meant to see that, I feel like.
I feel like I did damage my eyes just now.
Hehehehe
I probably should let her talk. Actually let's listen to her talk real quick.
I wanted to see if I could instakill him.
in me head. He'll give Skinny Malone more time to think about how he's going to bump
you off.
Don't give me that crap, Valentine. You know nothing. You got nothing.
Really? I saw him writing your name down in that black book of his. Wowsy cheating
card shark, I think were his exact words. Then he struck the name across three times.
Three strikes in the black book, but I never oh no, I I got a smooth
This over fast. Oh, is that
Who made that noise?
Who you are, but we got three minutes before they realize
I realize muscles are crazy. Come on back. Get this door open.
Okay. How?
You gotta hack that?
Told me.
Terminal to open up this door.
These are cool.
That makes me mad.
I'll get over it.
I'm gonna wait I don't see what happens
I guess I should speak craft or Ronaldo Messi got eliminated from the World Cup, dude.
Fuck man.
After class acting dude.
That's how I'm throwing him off during a penalty kick does that count?
Yeah.
Dude, it's actually so dystopian if you think about it.
there are streams where they're full cam reacting to something and that someone would tune in to
watch that. Does that make sense? That's kind of fucking weird, right? That is weird, right? That's weird.
Like, I can kind of get it if the thing is also on screen, you know what I mean? Like,
He reacted like a video, like whatever dude, you know what I mean, but like...
I don't think anything's gonna happen.
I think it was a figure of speech when he said,
we gotta get out of here in three minutes, otherwise...
Alright.
Oh nice.
That one's a gimmie, huh?
Wait a second.
You're a synth dude!
Ew!
I need you to find someone, but it's... complicated.
I don't exactly know where they could be, or how long they've been gone.
Well, I've done jobs with Les.
Somehow nice and simple never makes it onto the menu in my world.
I've been cooped up in here for weeks.
Turns out the runaway daughter I came here to find wasn't kidnapped.
She's Skinny Malone's new flame, and she's got a mean streak.
Anyway, you got troubles, and I'm glad to help.
But now ain't the time, let's blow this joint.
Then we'll talk.
This guy's cool as hell.
Oh?
Crew gear used to be small time.
Muscled out of the old neighborhood by bigger players.
Don't know what happened to the previous owners,
but they're not a champion around the time for rent.
There ain't really shit in here.
We're about to get ambushed.
Am I a synth sympathizer?
Nah, I just want to do like a noir cop arc with this guy. They're gonna be cool.
Do not call me a synth synth.
The only job is to check on the prisoner.
Why does that take so fucking long, huh?
Hey, Gino, quick brass in that detective kit down here!
Where the heck is he?
You don't say?
I say subtle now.
Fuck you.
I hope it looks clear.
I'm not done looting, bitch.
Alright, maybe I am.
I don't think they put anything in here.
Well played, well played.
Alright, I'm loud, huh? Well, gets the job done.
That's whoever cleans up the floors.
I'm gonna put a scope on this bad boy.
Let me see if I can get it open.
how you got a little thing that's gonna come out of your hand there we are
hell of a lot easier to do when the lock isn't on the other side oh his hands
always a scaling zone
hmm
Oh yeah!
Well, time to death.
Yeah, on the same board.
Yep.
Why's there my blowers leg up?
Nothing.
do you do anything I'll say it all stats from here 25% or less help pretty cool
but I don't know if we have a way to make ourselves that HP oh yeah rats
You alright?
Guys, I opened it.
That's it.
Shhh.
Purified water. Huge.
It's probably so annoying waiting for me.
for me more stairs
Fitness instructor
Oh, I guess
How come his head not explode?
Nice.
nice awesome I must say this game doesn't look better after the brightness
was changed a little bit
one deekt damn we
master
Original Picasso's, huh?
Yes!
Three shotgun shells, dude.
There we go.
We've been here.
Wait, is he gonna be fat?
Don't care.
Let's rock.
What are you doing?
You coming to my house?
Shoot up my guys?
You have any idea how much this is going to set me back?
I wouldn't be 20 or 15 fat.
20, 15 fat.
You're two timing games, Guinea.
You ought to tell it a right home more often.
Aw.
Gotta tell her to write home more often oh
Poor little Valentine ashamed you got beat up by a girl. I'll just run back home to daddy
Shoulda left it alone Nikki
This ain't the old neighborhood in this vault. I'm king of the castle
You hear me and I ain't letting some private dick shut us down now that I finally got a good thing going
I told you we should have just killed him!
But then you had to get all sentimental.
All that stupid crap about the old times.
Dala, I'm handling this.
Skinny Malone's always got things under control.
Oh yeah?
Then what's this guy doing here, huh?
Valentine must have brought him here to rub us all out.
Skinny's no good for you, Dala.
You put a bullet in him, and I just might let you go.
What kind of girl do you think I am?
Kill him, skinny!
I'll kill you if you're not in the middle of this.
Take that.
a big one well these the cases closed let's get out of here there's a service
ladder that should take us right to the surface yeah I already found it I found
the Miyazaki ladder to you
I love that for gore
kill pictures of it
wow wow wow we wow wow we wow
get that damage up
I missed using special mama murphy passcode to avoid that fight.
Oh yeah.
We actually, I mean we had the option, I just wanted to, I wanted to see if we could do
the hard one.
Hey, you must have me confused for someone who didn't want to kill those guys.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Where's the other bathroom streamer?
Hmm.
Good night.
Oh, show crew, thanks for subbing.
Never thought anything so naturally ominous could end up looking so inviting thanks for getting me out
How did you know where to find me anyway?
How many people knew where I went?
It's not important. All right wise guy keep your secrets
Now you mentioned something about a missing person no trace of where they've gone
You look like war in my office in Diamond City. Give me all the details
Besides, I think you've earned a chance to sit down and clear your head.
Cyprophile warrior.
Whee!
Lead the way, Nick.
Alright, let's move fast.
Follow me.
Whee!
What was that?
Where was that?
I always beat people in this building.
of
the
death of
death
of
How you do a power attack who started as that
Help defend sanctuary hills.
I don't think so.
Neat.
I mean they're already safe they're in the pillory.
Surrounded by turrets.
You know what I mean?
Raider's scum, that's new.
Don't go up there, dude.
How much exp was that?
Six, seven.
It was ten.
great the schmoo movement by the way was that sweet or was that sweet
I
Guess like you made it
Don't talk to me. Might attract someone's attention
They found out it's bullshit
No one saw
Really I got behind us
Are you here Nick?
Oh god, it's really you.
Well it's hard to mistake this mug for anyone else.
You keep laughing at death.
Someday death's gonna laugh back.
Not as long as I got a few friends to back me up.
You saved Nick, this agency, and my job.
Thank you.
About my reward.
I always gotta ruin the moment with money talk.
Every cat we agreed to for finding him plus a little something extra you know
If you're looking for work, I don't mind putting on the detective hat
Oh, it's Jessica make sure could use a new partner. Whoa one case at a time Ellie our new friend needs our help first
All right, let's get down to business take a seat. Take yourself comfortable
fine
when you're trying to find someone who's gone missing the devil is in the
details tell me everything you can
and no matter how painful it might be
my wife was murdered she was trying to keep them from taking Sean and me they
just it's okay you don't need to say anything more so we're talking about a
a group of cold-hearted killers but they waited until something went wrong to
resort to violence. What else can you tell me? We were in a vault when it
happened. Vault 111. It was some kind of cryo facility. You were on ice, huh? More
importantly, you were underground, sealed up. There's a lot of obstacles to get
through just to take one person. Anything else you remember?
There was a man and a woman. They didn't say much. But I remember they called me the
backup. So we're talking a small team. Professionals.
The kind that know to keep their lips tight when they're on the job. Not sure what the
backup means though. Anything else you remember?
You're looking for my son, Shawn.
He's less than a year old.
Why would anyone take him?
Good question.
Why your family in particular?
Why an infant?
Someone would be taking on all of his care and a baby needs a lot of it.
That confirms it.
This isn't a random kidnapping.
Whoever took your kid had an agenda.
A doli!
There's a lot of groups in the Commonwealth that take people.
super mutants the gunners and of course there's the Institute obviously the
Buggins so you think this Institute is responsible well they're the boogie
men of the Commonwealth something goes wrong everyone blames them easy to see
why those early models sense of their strip-hole towns for parts killing
everything in their way then you got the newer models good as human infiltrate
cities and pull strings from the shadows. Worst of all, no one knows why they do it.
What their plan is, or where they are, not even me. And I'm a synth myself. I've just
got a prototype anyway.
You can tell me more, bro.
You got a prototype?
Traumatized.
Traumatized, I know. Never seen any other synth like myself. There's the older ones that
are dumb as rocks and all metal, and there's the newer ones that are almost human. I'm
somewhere in between. Don't lie to me, Nick. You're one of them. They made you.
Yeah, I've heard it all before. You were a freak. You've got something to hide. Blah,
blah, blah. But the truth is, people smart enough to build something like me are smart
enough to cover their tracks and arrogant enough to throw their unwanted trash into the Commonwealth
to fend for itself either way I need to find Sean right the speculation is
getting us off track let's focus on what you saw what did these kidnappers look
like the woman was dressed in them I think it was a kind of hazard suit the
man had some sort of metal brace on his arm maybe some kind of improvised armor
A lot of hired guns do that to look tough.
The hazard suit is interesting.
Not many mercs can afford something that fancy.
What else do you remember about them?
One of them came right up to me.
Bald head.
Scar across his left eye.
Wait.
It couldn't be.
You didn't hear the name Kellogg at all, did you?
I might have.
Everything was foggy.
Way too big of a coincidence.
Ellie, what notes do we have about the Kellogg case?
The description matches.
Bald Head, Scar, reputation for dangerous mercenary work, but no one knows who his employer is.
And he bought a house here in town, right?
And he had a kid with him, didn't he?
Yeah, that's right. The house in the abandoned west stands.
The boy with fan was around ten years old.
It's Sean. It has to be.
Somehow don't jump the gun on me. You said you were looking for an infant remember that's over nine years difference by my count
Look, maybe I'm stasis. It'd be at someone else's kid either way
They both vanished a while back. Let's you and I take a walk over to Kellogg's last known address
See if we can snoop out where he went security doesn't really go to that part of town
But you two should still be careful. I always am
Um
I mean
Our characters we've got shot
And then we got we went back to sleep
I didn't want Elie to hear this, but I think she's leaving alone.
Everything I dug up about Kellogg before his disappearance? Bad news.
He's more than just a mercenary. He's a professional.
Quick, clean, thorough.
Has no enemies, because they're all dead.
Except you.
9 to 1 odd says he's on man.
More than just you identifying his distinguishing features.
The M.O. is all in this web.
Leading a small team to kidnap a baby and leaving one of the parents alive for later.
Not many marks in the Commonwealth can pull that off.
Wait, is this a baseball stadium?
Guys, baseball.
There's no football.
Yes.
Let's take a look around.
Let's take a look around Kellogg must have left something behind.
Well, he sure did.
Have I told you about my desk fan collection?
They seem small to you.
Think of a guy like Kellogg would think big.
Nothing here.
Did you check out that desk?
Hmm?
You got beer?
Coffee pot.
Well, that's one way to hide a room.
A torture chamber, nice.
Gwyneth Stout beer, 44 caliber bullets, and cigars, San Francisco sunlights.
Interesting brand.
I won't leave us anywhere on its own now.
He's got vaults up, guys.
He's stocked up.
I'm not done looking yet, so...
fuck up there's never anything in these cabinets bro
what the great clockwork dick is stunt it's synth detective jackass you're gonna
be that way you might as well get the make-and-model right joking aside but
What about dog meat Commonwealth mutt like him can track a man sent for miles?
Why don't you go fetch him and let him have a whiff see if he picks up the trail and before you head out I?
Know this is personal business
You have to face Kellogg on your own just say so
Any words of wisdom Kellogg really is the one who kidnapped your son and he's dangerous
But so are you. You don't need to be afraid of him or anything else the Commonwealth throws at you.
I don't know. I might need your help on this one, but maybe I should go on my own.
If you need me, just come knocking. If not, then the next time I see you,
I hope it's with your son. Safe and sound.
We use the Trauma Dump FADC pick bucket dude.
Easy peasy, works every time.
So we almost didn't grab that.
Burner, man, oh man, oh man.
Like, how did this motherfucker know my dog's name?
First of all, my dog didn't have a name.
It was just dog.
And then we abandoned it.
Okay.
He's a detective.
Yeah, okay, bro.
Anyway.
Okay.