Thanks for the bits.
There are chunks of unlimited things for some of it.
Lobby in Ohio.
Toe bunnies in Maloney.
And Parbro in Commander in Swishy.
Thanks for some of them.
Sure, thanks for the bits.
Mars types.
Play ball.
Fuck.
It's scrolled.
Red Man and Eric Steezy and Akari 2 Kalexer 7, play more with extra 7, William Dearborn
digital decalixer 7, Heavy Shumaro 2, Teddy and Fergen Drake, LeVance and the Rethro
7 extra 7.
I guess I'm in my throat.
Jutown, Ohio, Hey Hayley and Sir Campbell and Mundy Praga and Chinoctopus and Pooch
Thanks for the bits
SBD to come on Rita deal gaming said to G agent Mulders. I uh, I yeah, Joe
That's hard to say. Thanks for seven. I'm not my mom. Thanks for seven
I like turtles and quanta and weird steel. Thanks for seven. Hello
Stern and pk and trog trooper. That's me. Thanks for seven tips for the extra seven those games last night
Thanks for seven. No, they weasley for seven JLC. Thanks for the C core. Thanks for the nocturnal. They are seven
Nay, thanks for seven.
LaRosso and Aradath and Besick and Haney and
Liu Ouija Ouija, thanks for seven.
Extra sleep, 11 months as gay baby.
["The Star-Spangled Banner"]
Misguided ghost.
Glory Arctic, time's arrived.
Master Lock's still placing.
Digging in the Jazz of Hell, thanks for seven.
I
Must get rabbit. I'm gonna put up those
What was the command for the brightness again?
This is the scripted extender and they're a secondary fishy and a trophic and the old
Little pigs, can they sell it?
Sweet.
Dog meat. Get the scent, boy.
I'm trusting my family's future to a dog. That's it. I'm officially crazy.
Hey, wait, thanks for selling it.
Wow!
Wait, I'm like fully encumbered.
Dustin Kodak for ship.
I gotta sell some stuff, dawg.
to pay Thursday? Sure. Let's take a look. Every camp?
I'm not getting any music out of you, it's very faint.
swag. How come I don't have a charisma helm? Oh well. Way to do.
Super Salon can give you the hairstyle of your tree.
It's back Erkan and Timon.
Thanks for subbing up, plebsubbing, hellbent, dovendere, and bimbo, and anchovy bait.
Thanks for subbing.
What up fellas?
I said what up fellas?
Nagi desu and Kinkini Muffin, if you're sure.
Let's go dog.
Let's go.
The best part about this is he doesn't kind of have the companion.
Looking thinner than usual, you on the O.
in real life? I rest assured I'm almost as bad as I always have been.
Hey, these are bad guys.
It's time to go all out.
the
one
of
the
death
of
death
of
Ah.
Let's go!
One last bullet.
Where's this guy?
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
San Francisco sunlights.
I'll just prefer a grand alright
Okay, boy
I gotta talk about that
We can turn the blicky two into this new gun
How come that guy won't fly it?
Double-licky three, dude.
What?
Can I bless this basilisk task?
Hey, bless you.
With ill fortune...
Your precious license of it?
Slayers of Diablo and friend of Skrull, and I'm Exalente in RC Bogblin, in Zazerantha in Z-Ree, in Rape of the Zone.
Alright.
Okay, we good, bro.
Could be worse.
Have I met Phil, my mouth with Witcock yet?
Nah, who is that?
Wait a second...
Hold on...
He's right there, bro.
Giga red moon makes me feel like going.
Banana pizza and jewelry for children, that's the name.
truly we're speaking of banana peppers
actually thanks for seven
other dog spotted
the red eliminated
Often shouldn't have picked mid dude.
Noob.
But we should be looking for hubflowers so we can make more sight go.
a little bit of fertilizer in my meth lab alternatively some hubflowers in
there too makes it together with the
Where's my fleaking dog, Spotted?
A little bit of psycho in my vein.
Now we're gonna mix it with some jankum.
Although for some reason they call it jet in this universe.
Gonna inject it into my forehead.
I've heard some music back up.
Weeeeeee
Maple bark, don't you know what kind of danger we're in?
What what what?
Lost the Senpai
Fuckin' you, size!
Gwyneth stout.
One of his creature comforts.
What do you think, boy? Enough to go on?
Gets funnier every time you do it.
Aw, I'm bringing joy to that chatter. He's laughing.
Aw, you're welcome, dude.
You're freaking welcome, man.
Nice try, fool.
Got a bean in his ass.
Jesus!
I don't like that.
Get nice.
No softlock today, fool.
For now.
You look very handsome today.
Thanks Jesus died, bro.
Yeah, eat em.
Yeah.
Eat em.
Oh, yeah.
Delicious rotted flesh.
I'm looking in here.
Score.
Yep.
I saw that last second.
He died doing what he loved.
Ooh.
Watching the boob tube.
Don't do it man, it's the whole last time you're gonna get distracted.
Too fucking late.
It's too late, chatter.
I've already initiated scavenge mode.
I'm going to be back.
Backing down mercenary.
Exercise extreme caution.
Attention, Salient.
Lower your weapons immediately.
Is this talk?
What have we here?
Error.
System corrupt.
I can't feel my legs
Just tell me where Kellogg went tin can identity of assailant Kellogg
What
Hey there. Hey there. You look like someone who did use the top man's best friend
right?
Why are you selling her? Oh
I don't want to
But I love dogs and I gotta make a living somehow. So I raise them and sell them
I'm always blue for weeks after I sell one but then I give myself a new puppy and start all over again
Wait, it's princess
I'll have to think about it. Oh, that's fine
I sell dogs for living, but I always eat.
It's Princess.
Aww.
Baby's best friend.
Going up here dog.
Yeah, on the bridge, I'm going up.
Shut up, dude.
Is it actually movement? Dude, sometimes you got to subvert the expectation man.
If you're moon moon, you can't shoot every dog.
What, how's about a little nap night?
Why not? Well, because then people expect you to shoot the dog, you know what I mean?
Sanctuary Hill successfully defended itself. That's good.
Because I wasn't going to do that, I have shit.
the raiders when they pull up and they realize it's a prison camp. Oh shit. I think there's
anything up here. This way.
Have I been here? No.
I feel like if I were alive in the Fallout Apocalypse, I'd probably also make my base...
Uh-oh.
There's no marker.
Okay, I'd probably also make my base in a ruined bridge.
That sounds sweet.
That sounds heckin' sweet, dude.
Out in the open.
Erm, actually, it's to high ground, so it doesn't matter if it's out in the open.
Who's going to shoot me, God?
Just going to bloom an onion from Outback's steakhouse?
Yeah, I was thinking about those the other day.
My dog has been fighting the good fight this whole time.
He got owned, actually.
if
you're doing it
you're really doing it
he's not doing it
where are you
Dogmeat, I'm here!
I just took an 8 hour and a half on the bridge.
What happened?
I killed a couple of them.
Well done.
Where's the other people I killed?
There's at least two more corpses.
Come here.
me dog me I can't climb hill come on come on big guy
Okay, I see some really big moving in the distance, it was probably nothing there, dude.
Probably not a...
Oh, it's this thing.
What's up, guys?
Oh, it's this thing.
What's up, guys?
Haunted.
Keep it steppin', dog.
Alright. I think.
What is it boy? What are we looking for?
A damn 8? Like so?
You saw him very hard? Yeah?
Oh. What do you think boy?
I don't mean
That's a big dog man, he's a lion
Oh
Probably never fit to kill that guy
I fucking hate these things bro
Where's the meat?
Yippee!
Smoked him. Smoked him.
It's okay, he's immune to bullets.
Everything's okay. I swear I've been here. I have been here.
Hey, we're no thanks for something. I have been here, dude. Is this the place? Is he in here, boy?
Fort Hagen does. Available to be your companion. Yeah.
Uh-huh. Wait, what'd you find? How'd you find this?
Did this shit get re-populated?
What's happening?
There's no way I missed that shit.
Generator.
Wait.
Generator. Wait. Turrets.
Yoyk?
I'm sorry.
Terrets, how pass a?
Oh good.
It would appear we've reached an impasse.
Buffal.
I'll be back.
Womp.
Listen to Valentine's Detective Agency radio.
No.
What are you doing?
Wait, it's time.
It's time.
of licky three
Yup
Let's use this
Yes.
Yup.
Swag.
That stick, dude.
Boom, I what?
That is not the gun I had selected.
What?
I renamed the wrong gun.
How?
of
the
one
of
And then we put this knot in there
We got to put it in the armor locker why am I carrying so much
Or don't get it
Wait
Oh, I have an extra suppressor. Who knows? Who knows, dude?
We can hit the blue UI or is that a mod?
You can change the color of your UI. You don't need a mod for that.
Look at that.
Blue!
I agree, though.
That's C.A.M.
Alright, you guys don't have to make up words to impress me, guys.
I already think you're cool.
Oh, that's fine.
Noodle cup.
Vegetable soup.
Now the most important part of our home-based trip...
...is to consult the meth lab.
I can only make one psycho.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah, bud!
This dog better not be following me.
You know what I call it.
I ain't looking for trouble at all.
You should have seen it.
We cut those radars to pieces.
I doubt they'll be back, huh?
Another day of clothing.
They never change this.
Jezebel Tron's also in stockage.
He's just pretending he's not.
What's going on?
Nothing.
We got any more Settler-Renoes?
Yeah.
Who the fuck is trash can come here?
So what's your story? Looking to trade, rob me, or just ask directions to Diamond City?
Your money, all of it, now.
This ain't my first muggin', and I'm just gonna say it. You're not that scary. Why don't you run along?
I was just kidding, Carla.
Ah, that would be wrong. You're gonna have to shoot me, cause I ain't giving you shit.
The one character where I have consequences for intimidating them?
She doesn't even have anything.
the best merchant? old? dude what? oh yeah we gotta do some inventory management. that's
It's okay though guys, it's okay.
Everything's okay.
Don't panic.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Da blicky three rip?
We'll just make it again.
Hello?
What are you doing?
I'm now.
Done.
Now that is...
Inventory management, dude.
You know what I mean?
Do you know what I am saying or do we have any of my words I do not believe so yeah
Yeah.
We got a lot of shit, dude.
Yup, yup.
Now we make the bet.
How about Barry Mentat stay so good, dude?
Fuck.
25% damage, 25% crit chance for 8 minutes.
Rank 1 chemist.
Wait, I have that?
Ow.
I can leave you impressed and let Mama Murphy die like that.
You should have stopped her.
At least it's not raining.
You should have stopped her.
At least it's not raining.
Huh?
What's up?
Hey there.
So what's your story?
Looking to trade?
Rob me?
Or just ask directions to Diamond City?
Let's see what you've got.
Oh, I have a little bit of everything.
This better be good, Twitch Chat.
Well, that settles it.
Holds out again.
But I want to ship in a fertilizer if she has it.
Ooh, true.
Carla.
Back again?
Time to do business?
I've got a few minutes to bra.
Here's what I got.
You got any cow poop?
Oh, my, um, brother shit is so expensive.
Fuck you.
Wow.
Fuck you.
Wow!
Fuck you, bitch.
Daddy-o?
We're doing a cheeky little inventory management real quick, hang on.
is that chill? yeah I did! alright hang on
we got 23 dogs booked
It'd be like that, my be like that, man.
What?
Is my mouse fucking up?
45 Stimpaks, we're so fucking back dude.
Where's his extra weight though?
These things, dude.
Oops.
Oops, no, well, it doesn't matter.
If you put everything in the workshop, you can craft things easier.
That's not junk.
That's stuff that can't be scrapped, so you're wrong, by the way.
Get on, bitch! Boom!
You can scrap guns.
Yeah, but those guns are in there for a reason.
They're for the colony to use it.
In times of defense.
Dismiss Dogme.
So he's not counting as a companion renaissance of the Wape Bonus from Lone Wanderer.
So we don't we don't leave him right where he is fella
Do you know what I am saying
You didn't leave them any ammo though
Yeah, I also didn't leave them any freedom of movement
because they are all locked up for being potential criminals.
There was like a hatch up here.
Where though I think there's also like a backdoor
My dumb dumb I'm wicked smart
Bion alert dog meat
Bad men abouts
We've already looted this place.
Lag.
Does that save?
Giga furry?
Thanks for showing it.
Oh no.
Oh, no!
Exclamation point collection? I don't... my...
Shut up!
Someone help that innocent chatter with the monster
Wait that might be the the bliggy form of Enos
I'm shooting.
It's green.
Do you like my companions running around aggro and stuff?
What's happening?
Intruder in Fort Hagen, in the 18th hostile.
I can't right click.
What is that?
Oh.
What?
Oh.
Okay.
Look.
Oh.
Okay, the door is bigger than it's...
Use energy weapons.
Are you fucking stupid?
Yeah
Hold
It's someone present hostile sensor reading detected
Oh
Here's to be nothing perhaps my sensors
Interview weapon
Yeah, we're, we're drugging up, dude.
Big style.
My sensors really need to know.
I am a detainee still.
Overhand sensors do nothing wrong to whoever or whatever you are.
I know you are out there.
Gone.
No.
Mmm.
Barish.
This isn't a lot of damage.
And we instantly smoked that guy.
I'm dead.
Where'd it go?
Mucho energy ammo oh
But I don't worry about losing anything there is very little everybody I'm looking for bodies
please
why?
fentfolded, noob down
Hello.
Miss Legendary Magazine?
Dude, no I fucking didn't, man.
He's literally just lying.
to give me to go back. Partaking in a wee bit of elder abuse.
Parish
Move up I can finally go all out now that our dogs not here
It's about damn time
Yep, that leads to the roof, and I couldn't find it.
Noob!
Don't tell me I gotta go talk to the dog.
What?
Hi SNAT Streaming, please say hi.
You watching, bro?
Kind of appropriate that we're fighting synths right now, let's try to just sub that.
Bum, bum, bum.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
How do I get down there dude?
Been a while since an RFK impression.
I think I'm gonna be sick.
That will make me cough loudly.
I've already been. This is literally where I just was.
What is this marker, dude?
Use terminal.
Power stringer's always sick. I go out, dude.
I'm not just in my house.
Elevator and room with terminal.
Ooh!
Wait.
Oh, yeah.
There's only one room with terminal.
Okay.
Yeah, there's only one room with terminal.
Okay, here's another terminal.
This has made it extra confusing because we've already been here.
Right here.
Yay!
loaded up
of
the
death of
These mobs have been scaled like the other mobs in the game, so I'm gonna go for it.
I've not been in here.
Okay, I've changed the second mission.
Got it.
I was gonna get mad and then I recited my internal mantra.
Yeah, what would the scat man do?
He'd forgive you.
And so I did.
Yeah, if it isn't my old friend, the frozen TV dinner.
Last time we met, you were cozying up to the peas in Apple Coplar.
Hold on, he's talking about me, not food.
off the obliterated.
Don't hear that.
Why can't you talk like he does Rizzler?
Yeah, I literally talked just like that guy.
He made a food analogy.
That's my 4k.
That's it.
What's up?
Not very good at its job, huh?
I'm sorry, your house has been erected for 200 years, but I don't need a roommate.
Leave.
Mine.
I
Never expected you to come knocking on my door
Give you 50 50 odds of making it to Diamond City
Not for that. I figured the color will chew you up like a tricky
What are you?
Like human? No?
Hello.
Holy moly, they don't have a scale.
of
Oh, I don't fucking know what I was doing.
Get Matt's perk and tell us what level mobs are.
Oh, the weakness one.
Okay, I am interested in that one.
Eh.
Meh.
Just Google it?
That's not the point.
Can't just Google it, dude.
Here it is.
microcarbon synth chess piece. Whoa.
Uh, what do we got on our chest right now?
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna take the flat. I'm gonna take the 29.
Physical damage reduction, I think.
I'm not intimidated by you.
I've already been here.
That's why you're sneaking around like you're shook.
Dude shut up.
I'm not shook.
I'm flat dude.
I can't open this here
So
Fine.
Oh fuck!
I don't want to do that!
What the hell is this guy doing?
Oh, look, that's cool.
Oh, holy...
He's gonna give me omega cancer!
well
now we got more nades actually
Gamma gun.
Refills your action points and quick lets it real good.
Yeah, that's the story of how I have three arms, synth, Fort Hagen basement.
important question was your character's RP?
he cleaned latrines in the army during the great warth world war?
so he's a veteran?
Wow, these things were a lot of money.
Perfect.
Thoughts on... thought on... mbappe play for USA?
Thoughts on mbappe play for USA?
Dude!
Put the pint down long enough to type your stupid fucking soccer message at least, man!
At least, dude!
Thoughts on you buffas!
Hey, for USA?
You're fucking... you're a caveman.
All football fans are cavemen, dude.
Oh
What's on Bobby?
It's shut up man shut up dude
Oh
That guy gets ripped out of the matrix. There's a robot hovering it from. He's on the wall of people.
Subject 0-0-2-7-A as awoken. Simulation is concluded.
But he was the only soccer fan in existence, no lingo.
Yippee!
Who's my team?
Dude, I like Ronaldo.
I like Ronaldo.
Ossile sensor reading detected.
What team is that?
Egypt's. Love Egypt. Nice. Love me football. Hey England. Chippewa's.
I
Like gun
So this guy's working with the synths, eh?
How come I can't grab that?
Cristiano Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldino, or Bald Ronaldo?
Uh, I like all of them, dude.
Dude, the way they do the, the way they do the techers, so tight.
Holy fuck, is someone present.
That guy's...
Stop moving.
This guy got a lot of H3 spells.
of
the
the fuck is nano filament I might grab this shit anyway just for the mod
of
the
it's not too late stop turn around and leave a lot of people can say that blood
getting nervous, dude. We're in all this on her. Bop a daughter. We're in all this son.
Yeah, I'll get it open.
As soon as I had escaped into that, that's happened before.
It's like the game knew I was about to reload.
Shoop doop da boooop
Oooooooh yes!
Got it, fucking love football dude
Holy fuck dude
Saw the first episode of that new ghost in the shell anyway
Holy fuck that shit was amazing dude
Oh my god dude
Holy fuck dude
You have yet to see it? Oh my god
cannot recommend enough marksman's boosted fiery improved automatic laser
These are a nice name, dude.
I'm dropping you.
Is this sarcasm?
No.
Although...
The soccer stuff?
Sarcasm.
I hope this helps.
Yep, excellent.
Find the bobblehead and we got the magazine.
Yep, yep, yep.
I feel like, I mean, obviously this is just like the second main mission or whatever.
Probably use some more mines.
If I was making this game, bro, this room, when I had three mines in it,
though, nice, look at it like this, look at it like this.
As soon as you open it, you see the first aid kit and everyone who's been
playing the game up to this point, they're like, oh shit, like that's a high
value loot thing, dude. Mine's right here, dog, three of them. Out of sight.
Mine in the fifth.
I got blood on my face.
Eat the crispy squirrel bits.
Mmm, strand.
What you eatin'?
What's like a common, like, bloke English guy named Harry?
Aria what you eating in the stands there bro?
John?
Oh I'm eating me some crispy squirrel bits mate.
I'm eating some uh...
I'm eating truncated pheasant breasts mate.
I'll eat four quid.
I wish I was British. It's all jealousy.
Irrefine water.
That's all you guys want. So I'll say it again, dude.
I'll never get to experience the joy of going to see like some shitty local football club play on a field while it's 32 degrees Celsius outside.
Nelsias outside and I'm eating like un-melted cheese on
The most stale piece of bread I've ever had
They're standing down after I killed literally every single one of them understood
You can travel you know yeah, but that's like stolen baller. Do you like I didn't grow up on this on the fucking streets of London?
My it's different dude
It's like a I got like a NASCAR thing. Yeah, I don't like only NASCAR, but like that's like my thing
Who the fuck are you?
you murdering
I know you
give me my son
give me Sean
right to it then huh
okay
fine, son Sean
great kid
little older than you may have expected
but I'm guessing you figure that out by now
no
if you're hoping for a happy reunion
that can happen pal
your boy's not here
God damn it you mercenary motherfucker. Where is my son?
What's the cliche? So close but yet so far away?
That's Sean. But don't worry. You'll die knowing he's safe and happy.
A bit older than you expected but not well.
They keep saying that. I did expect that though.
Institute be near could they do so where is it huh this Institute how do I get
there haven't you been paying attention you don't find the Institute the Institute
finds you and show up in the closet he's a bit older than you might expect you
can never find the monster that hides inside until it jumps out at you like
I think we was developed long enough an impressive vertical leap we both know how this has to end
so
You ready oh
I'm ready
What
Yeah, yeah, you're in the cycle
So sorry, buddy.
Cybernetic brain augmenter.
Fuck.
Fuck
So I had the implants
Oh
Are these clothes no, I doubt it all of it
This tech
You were barely human.
Dude, this guy was chromed the fuck out, dude.
I wanna get chromed.
Reloaded!
Recall compensated powerful combat shotgun.
Uh, where's my shotgun?
156.
Left leg.
What do we got on the left leg here?
Action point refresh speed.
This place is loaded!
Guys, I'm gonna find a fleaking institute and I'm gonna get Sean back.
He's gonna be like, oh dad!
Ooh, pitfall.
It would appear you're a winner we 40 years wait, or I have become an adult
And I am now an evil Institute doctor
Who if uses to to know you I'm evil? Oh wait?
What if he's the guy who like created the most recent batch of sense did?
The giga human ones
And he's like, you just fucking evil, dude.
I hope he is.
I think that's interesting.
The boy shot successfully delivered back to the Institute of Painting and received new orders to...
New orders to track down Renegade, gather reinforcements, clear out the secured Fort Hagan we move out soon.
Okay, so...
This happened
Let's say like 20 plus years ago. Okay
He cleared out Fort Hagan and then 20 years later
We get on frozen come to Fort Hagan. It is not cleared out
also
That is the only log from it's from 20 years ago
Understood
Got it.
This place is freaking floated.
That guy kinda got smoked, huh?
I said, dude, this pisses me off, so I'm gonna stay out of lab.
There's one chatter that's like, oh yeah, nice boss fight, and like unironically thinks
that not knowing that like historically FPS boss fights have like just been shit because
the level of agency that the person controlling the mouse has directly influences how difficult
something like this is always going to be.
You know what I mean?
It's not like a, it's like the level of freedom in the agency you have like your mouse and
your movement and stuff plus like you know all the RPG elements that you've been keeping
up on like, bro.
What do you expect, dog?
like you don't they don't expect shit they're too fucking stupid to even conceive
of something they're just complaining
I'm smashers ever punk 277 was pretty good yeah and that is that is the
exception yeah and I agree that was fun was fun
If you speed around the game with no equipment, it's probably difficult.
Come on, Steve.
Shit in the bucket, Steve.
Nobody was saying that?
Yeah, but one of you guys was thinking it, and that pisses me off. Whoa!
Do you want to turn with final boss was good?
No, it wasn't.
The DLAC bosses were fire. DLC, he means. I remember the first DLC's last boss.
Why is this music playing?
Shut up dog meat.
People of Commonwealth
Do not interfere. Our intentions are peaceful
We are the brotherhood of steel. Oh shit, dude
Okay, I pulled up
We're guys going
Yep, follow that.
Discuss your findings with Nick.
Dude, I ain't fallin' this shit.
clip and enter the blip? Okay, but that's gonna ruin the mystery, right?
Man, I feel like this should already shoot so fast.
Although we could make it automatic with this, uh, or is it?
Wait, where's my attack speed gun I lost on the reload
As we're good, I kind of like the day
Oh no
I mean, that's okay.
Wait, what?
Is there really anything here?
Do we need a beam focuser on ZipZap?
Nope.
Goodbye.
Alright, here's the plan, dude.
Wait, how come this does...
It's not doing less damage.
I'm imagining that.
Hey, is this Carla bitch always here?
No.
Bro, I need like a vendor here.
I can just like quickly sell to you.
I'm sure we probably could do something like that, but I'll keep the iron.
I gotta rename this fucking cringe weapon, dude.
Bigger iron?
Hmm.
Oops.
I was this bound already, because I already did it, am I dumb?
Hell yeah you dumb, dumb as hell Mark!
name it poop pee oh okay
am I even wearing any synth stuff
I don't remember what it looked like
I don't think so. Maybe this one? No.
Extract the mod, dude.
I'm wasting supplies right now.
Whoa, that's a good one.
Oh yeah, we're like blowing through our cork, kinda.
I like barely have cork.
What the hell?
Goodbye.
Black Ramosics? Shadow?
I am dude, thank you.
Buh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
Uhhhh, we're here.
I think we're good.
What's up press the calm press by the way
Oh wait
Old.
What?
Says who?
Okay, I need I've asked this question like 10 times to you again, but I'm about to ask it again.
Okay.
Each of these gives a bonus, right?
Like the same kinds of magazines?
We gotta find Nick.
Whomp.
Different types of magazines.
Okay.
You don't have to hold them?
Yeah, but it's cool though.
Hey Doc.
You have marvelous bone structure.
Stop by the mega-surgery sometime.
What?
Dude, happy Christmas everyone!
We're so delighted you've chosen us for your shopping needs.
We buy and sell everything!
From everyone!
Let's see what you have.
Anything!
Okay
Bigger iron
Yoink
Dude unlimited jet works, how much that way
Zero.
Really?
It's not how you have material, it weighs nothing.
Is it a workbench, my room, or a workshop to redeem your shipment?
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
fuck you I won't do what you tell me fuck you I won't do what you tell me
come on Nikki I'm just asking for your opinion
it'll be a great fault he's my client Piper why don't you learn not to snoop on
a man's private affairs well well speak of the devil you're back and not with
your son what happened you were right you were right Nick Kellogg did have my
son but that wasn't all he was working with the Institute he he gave him Sean
the Institute oh boy I'm sorry friend truly that makes things considerably
more complicated. He ain't kidding. Heck, Nick's a synth and even he doesn't know how to get in.
No synth does. Security protocols strip those memories out.
Oh, Mr. Metal Frans doesn't how to get back to the factory.
No, I skipped that part of the orientation film while they were busy pulling me apart
and putting me back together again. Look, the sad thing is, I have no idea.
I've been investigating these creeps for over a year now, the commonwealth's boogeyman, feared and hated by everyone.
True enough.
Sometimes they snatch people in the middle of the night, and sometimes they leave old synths behind to remind us that they're out there, but to this day, there's one thing nobody really knows.
Where the institute actually is, or how to get in.
Exactly.
But there's one person who has to know, right?
The guy who just handed them Sean.
Kellogg?
Huh.
Whatever you're thinking, it doesn't matter.
He's dead.
Yeah.
Figures the Institute's only man on the outside wouldn't be the type to be taken alive.
So, um, murderer and a kidnapper gets his brains blown out by an avenging parent.
Huh.
It'd be a great ending if we didn't still have the biggest mystery in the Commonwealth to solve.
So, what now?
Gets his brains blown out.
Huh.
His brains.
You know, we may not need the man at all.
You're talking crazy here, Nick.
Got a fault in the old subroutines?
Look, there's a place in Good Neighbor called the Memory Den.
again. Relive the past moments in your mind as clear as the day they happened. If anyone
could get a dead brain to sing, it'll be Dr. Amari, the mind behind the memories.
I hope you're right, Nick. Let's see. I guess we're gonna need a piece of Kellogg's brain.
What?
The best gray matter to bring to Amari and find out if this is gonna work.
Jesus, Nick! Gross, seriously?
I know it's Grizzly, but what choice do we have?
We've got no leads, nothing.
That old Merc's brain just might have all the secrets we need to know.
Actually, I think I already have something.
Kellogg had this... thing attached to his head.
Cybernetics, huh?
We may have just won the lottery.
Whether we're riding this crazy brain train or not,
we can all go running across the Commonwealth, so...
Who's coming with ya?
I have to go to the Memory Den either way.
I'm gonna introduce you to Omari, but if you want to head there together, just say so
Nah
Wait if I take Piper will Nick also be there
I'll head out with Piper we'll meet you there sounds good you two stay out of trouble
So I had a companion, no companion, dude.
Oh, don't worry, we're gonna get you a boy back.
Just a few more steps.
And by the way, at some point, you owe me an interview.
I wanna hear how this whole story got started.
Dogme doesn't count for a lone wanderer, huh?
Look at this pathetic carryway dude.
I'm so fucking weak dude.
Hey.
Where to?
You holding up Blue?
I woke up and the world still sucks.
So today's been great.
Interesting you mentioning that, seeing as you're from a vault.
Yeah, you're not wearing the blue jumpsuit right now but the Pip Boy and that fish out
of water look?
Dead giveaways.
So here's the deal.
I want an interview.
life story in print. I think it's time Diamond City had a little outside
perspective on the Commonwealth. Besides, I'm already following you around.
Might as well get some quilts while we're at it.
Have you heard this one? Bazinga. Here's your headline. Local man says no.
Gonna be like that, huh? Smartass. Fine. We'll do this later, but I want that
interview, got me? Have you heard Bazinga? Hey.
Well, can you get ready for that interview, Blu?
Alright, Piper. I'm in.
Good. Let's get down to business.
So, I know you're from a vault.
How would you describe your time on the inside?
It was just me and a thousand guinea pigs.
They turned carnivorous.
Okay. I guess we're gonna have to go with the satirical approach to this art.
So, you've seen the Commonwealth, Diamond City, how does it compare to your old life?
You're all living in rusty shacks, killing each other.
My god, the smell.
Okay. Well, it's gonna be a fun one to quote.
For the last part of our interview, I'd like to do something different.
I want you to make a statement to Diamond City directly.
The threat of kidnapping is all but ignored in the Commonwealth.
Everyone wants to pretend it just doesn't happen.
What would you say to someone out there who's lost a loved one, but might be too scared or too numb to the world to look for them?
Find who's responsible and make them pay.
Simple as that.
I'll take anger over apathy any day.
Good quote.
Thanks, Blue. That's everything.
It's gonna take some time to put this all together, but I think your story is gonna get Diamond City plenty to talk about.
Anyway, we should probably get going.
Thanks again
Hey sure take a peek you don't have a gun
Whoa
Hey, what?
Search Earl Sterling's house for clues.
I'll work here.
Perkins.
He's so insufferable.
Well, how do you have a gun?
Good work.
It's big, loud, full of corrupt officials and brown-headed citizens, but it's home.
Holy moly, I did not ask.
Boom.
I want to check out the combat zone, dude.
Can you prove you're not a synth?
No, I can't.
Aaron, are other things-
south.
It's heck of dark.
Who the fuck are you?
It's heck of dark.
Who the fuck are you?
Yep.
Rest in peace.
Yep.
Rest in peace.
What's up, pal?
Ow.
Sure did.
Humans never stood a chance.
He's probably laggy as hell, man.
The combat zone.
Wooo!
Yeah, I wanted to hear that.
There's like people here.
What?
But there are rule breakers, if I free them, that makes me a rule breaker.
I'm hacking out of my gore right now, dude.
I
Open
Sweet
Nothing to garbage.
That's not true.
Hey.
Get away from me.
I didn't have the cats.
I wasn't tied down.
You guys don't want to have?
What if I kill you?
Damn.
No.
What if I kill you?
Well, Piper's down.
That's cool.
Am I going to have to fight with melee?
What what
How come they're fighting
Does this the combat zone?
Yeah, but it was like an arena, dude, like I can't participate in the arena.
Jill.
I'm gonna do this cut content and never got finished well free XP
That one was ugly anyway.
UGLY?
Wait, who said that?
Sir.
Shoulda never come here.
Dude, Tommy, chill.
I'm going to chill, at least.
It's funny because he's a ghoul.
Yeah, man. How do I get in there?
Let me guess, he's the combat organizer, huh?
he's gonna be like hey what's so bad about making him fight to the death
Sorry.
Oh.
come just need a quick breather and I'll be ready to go oh breather what so you
can slam more of that junk into your arm now now you know what I think this
was a blessing in disguise you caught the end of that bout what you think
your kids work she's clearly talented see at least someone no skill when they
see it it ain't your fighting skills I'm concerned with so here's my
predicament I suddenly got no audience no audience means I got no caps
coming in and if you ain't bringing in caps little bird you ain't an asset your
reliability to me and to yourself so here's what I'm thinking what say I let
you take over her contract she goes with you watches your back look you'd be
doing me a favor I try to get the place back in order what do you say me and him
Why would you want her to go with me?
Yeah, Tommy.
Just why the hell are you trying to get rid of me?
Maybe I just think you deserve some time off.
Maybe I like this one's face.
I don't know.
I usually got a good sense about this sort of thing.
So what do you say?
I'd like to know what Kate thinks.
Don't I get a say in all this?
That ain't how a contract works.
Besides, you really want to stay here?
No audience, no caps, no one to talk to, but yours truly.
Jesus. Point taken.
Atta girl. So, she's on board. Now what about you?
Not interested.
Shame. I usually got a pretty good sense for matchups. How about we say you'll think about it?
You change your mind, we'll be here. It'd still be game, wouldn't ya, little bird?
If it means not having to put up with you, he can't come back soon enough.
Good, and it's settled. You decide you want to be paired with the best.
You're welcome any time. Maybe we'll have the place cleaned up by then bringing a less bloodthirsty clientele and here
the purse from the last fight
Consider it a retainer
This guy is like
Oh, you're good.
He's right here.
Have some money.
Also, have this person.
What?
You don't want the person to have some money anyway.
Good work, Biber.
It's so dark in here.
Kate.
I just want to trade a few things.
Oh, yes.
Wait.
Oh!
You got this, Gabe.
I'll make Piper.
I burned him with a cigar.
I can't really pick up too much because I have a companion right now.
Burn?
Dude, let go, man.
Get a freaking whip.
Oh, there's a classic.
Money?
Money is classic.
Timeless.
Oh, we're good.
Hey!
Something's...I see you!
Ow!
That was better than I expected.
Bros. Level 2, how do you do that?
Retreat!
I wonder who's gonna follow us out here.
Hey, we'll do drugs- Oh...
Bad idea!
I wonder if this is normal?
I don't want to fucking gavane you!
Oh, father...
Do Tommy!
Flamme!
I just appeared in front of a turret
Stand back
Uh, over here
see that's that's the kind of shit I would do but if I was placing their step dude who
did that that's so rude
it didn't ask okay I guess I'll just shut up
This is just...
Uh-oh.
Kill, dude.
Ow!
Hyper!
Fucking hell.
Bad X.
I can't get up there.
Thoroughly enjoying the third wave.
Oh.
I thought he was the table.
the table. I thought we like melted them in like a different kind of animation.
Oh, they made the jet joke, guys. Maybe I should lay off the jet.
Don't be talking crazy!
I guess we're gonna have Piper carry stuff huh?
I need a fucking ticket am I?
That's cause Steve's a real lone wolf.
Ape ball.
Wait, that's the coolest one.
Cause it makes you lose.
We're gonna mediate her and turn her into a servitor.
If I could.
Yes, she's human
So I can
Ah
That's pretty clever.
Conceal the loading screen?
Oh, why, though?
Ehh, probably not.
Reveal thyself, demon.
Oh hey.
Where's the other corpse?
Dude!
Excuse me.
who is shooting oh we got owned by a dog noob couldn't be me bro couldn't be me
I'm like 10,000 and oh I guess dogs easily I'm gonna cook them right here
I can't wait to get out of the uh city who let the dogs out
Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Come on, Scruffy.
Come on, Scooby.
Waa-waa-waa-waa-waa-waa, you filthy mongrel.
Boo-let-tut!
Awwwww!
Come, come on, Scruffy.
I used to love who let the dogs out when I was a kid.
Holy moly.
What a banger.
Do we think the Bajaw men are doing these days?
We?
All right.
Bit of a stereotype there to a trap, but I suppose I can let that one slide.
who let the dogs out
but it still looks kinda good dude
Oh.
I radiated blood. It was good blood.
Just kind of stairs?
Ain't no way that guy's all the way on top of the roof.
Robot.
Hmm, yeah, good luck.
Think you're better than me, cuz you're on the right way first, hm?
Don't forget who's companion you are.
Where am I?
Who let the dogs out?
Maybe we should take the elevator.
Do you say plug, do you mean butt plug?
No, I mean the guy who sells me the purse.
You know what I mean?
Oh, yeah, we're pretty far out of that.
Damn, buff.
Look at this, look at this amorphous blob of debris.
I don't know if I can get down.
I think I'm dead.
I think those are gunshots.
Dog spotted.
Get your ass back here.
ending 44 pistol unlimited ammo capacity even biggest iron I mean this one's pretty
cool music never have to reload check it out
It takes like 1.3 seconds, so it's not that inconvenient.
And yeah, reloading in the heat of battle is one of the most thrilling things that you
can do.
What's up?
I miss.
Drugs.
I'm here to stop them.
Oh
Dog meat
Follow me unlock it first
Got it
What are you saying?
Speak up, at least.
I feel like I've been here.
I swear I've been here.
In this exact building.
I've been like an ammo cash found it
Compensated Harden piercing blue-blue-blue-blue-pistol.
Alright, let's go inspect the brain dance, shall we?
Oh, is that another town?
I hope this sounds more base than Diamond City though.
Am I going to go pee and get some coffee?
Is that chill?
Yeah, dude, do it!
We're done.
Something to eat?
Yes.
You
That wasn't me.
back some banana streaker and steward thanks for seven you're play a biotic
factor now
an ironhead man silver fish and notorious us being a glass of bourbon and
Jacob S. and meldlobs dr. Pepper and pogrom and gigapoop fast and Dan man
and Bantam and the MP Eddie Murphy that's your southern creepy crawler
you look hey hold up there first time in good neighbor you can't go walking
around without insurance getting shook down dude you better back off or you're
the one who's gonna need insurance well hey all right we'll just say your
insurance is paid up for now okay how the fuck did she dislike this
the first time they're a guest you lay off that extortion crap what do you care
you ain't one of us no love for your mayor Finn I said let him go you shot
tank up you keep letting outsiders walk all over us one day they'll be a new
Come on man, this is me. We're talking about let me tell you something
No, I don't
In my heart over here now, I know you guys cool and handle back there
But a mayor's got to make a point sometimes you're right
Your face
something
Happen like it. I think he gives me a sexy king of the zombies kind of look big hit with the ladies
I'm a ghoul you see a lot of walking rad freaks like me around here
So you might want to keep those kinds of questions on the low burner next time
Good neighbors of the people for the people you feel me?
Everyone's welcome
Of the people for the people
brother
I can tell I'm gonna like you already
already just consider this town your home away from home so long as you like the
marvel quick
who's in charge
stichelates for subbing in super bossy impal and wiggum
thanks for subbing
creepy crawly do something to forget about the thingy
wherever his brotherhood of steel is i'm not buying that we come in peace
my brotherhood of steel better stay out of good neighbor
All I'm saying
Okay, oh
New face walks into my store and you're not even screaming yet very polite
You let me know if anything catches your fancy
She saw me do it and she hates me
She's unlike when I steal
Daisy.
If you're here to pawn something, don't bother telling me it's an heirloom.
I'm probably older than whatever it is you're selling.
Got any work?
I do, actually. Super Mutants have taken over the old Boston Public Library.
I got a lot of fond memories of that place from when I was a girl and... human.
You get those lumbering brutes out of there? I'll pay you 200 caps.
I don't think that's enough money to cover clearing out a whole building look
I've been shelling deals for two centuries and you just overplayed your hand the job's 200 cats take it or leave it
Tangle with super mutants. No thanks can't blame you. I mean, it's not like I'm volunteering to go do it myself
offers open if you reconsider
Hey Daisy don't be shy now
chances are we have whatever you're looking for got any work change your
mind about that job you got a deal Daisy thanks hey while you're there could
you return this book for me it's from the library don't even ask how long it's
been over to
How long has it been over the- oh shit.
Hey there.
What's up?
Yo.
Need a place to stay?
Try Hotel Rock.
Well, hello.
Everything here is guaranteed to injure, maim, or kill at your discretion.
Except me.
I only kill what I want to.
I've got a few minutes to browse.
Murder and mayhem at a discount.
Hmm.
Whoa, 22k though.
I'm fucking poor.
Hmm.
I can't even hack this, she's going to get mad.
Nice.
Continency plan.
Kill Bodyguard first during elation while she sleeps, then let all those succumbs.
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
Oh, she didn't hate it.
Sure
Wake up Commonwealth
Since they're not your enemy they are victims in this war as well
True they were created by the Institute, but they were created as slaves
Thinking feeling and dreaming beings utterly oppressed by their tyrannical masters
So join with us in fighting the real enemy the Institute join the railroad
When you're ready for that next step, don't worry. We'll find you
That's it you super a it's the
Owner will become hostile
gather around let's kick the breeze back shoot the fat now I know you all are
doing your own thing but I don't want anyone here to forget what matters hey
Daisy glad you could make it how's my favorite girl she'll ability to treat
intensives you want to be with him or else give the other day he wishes all
right all right we're getting off track where is the day oh that's right what
matters we freaks gotta stick together and the best way to stick
Together is to keep an eye out for what drives us apart. Oh, feel me. Yeah
Now what out there in our big friendly Commonwealth would want to drive us apart
What kind of twisted on neighborly boogeyman would want to hurt our peaceful community
brother of steel
That's right. Who said that coming up to my office later. You've earned yourself
yet. The Institute. They're the real enemy. Not the Raiders. Not the super mutants. Not
even those tools over in Diamond City. I don't know, Hancock. I'd sure love to give
me a gun out to the ass. Hey, we all know I got my own personal beef with that lard
head, but stay focused. Now I want everyone to keep the Institute in mind when someone
starts acting funny when people are doing things they don't normally do when family starts pushing
you away for no reason we all know who's behind that kind of shit and the only way to stop it
is to stick together they can't control us if we're not afraid now who's scared of the institute
me i mean not me town in the commonwealth should the institute not fuck with a neighbor
Good neighbor, sorry.
Pick up.
Drop it.
Yay!
Yeah, I'm sure.
Nice wig, I think.
You're looking at him, but I'll tell you, stay here.
What are you doing?
They're up six or seven.
Talked to Viper?
Heads up.
You know, the Institute has a lot of enemies.
The Minutemen tangled with them once.
railroads still does I've even got some notes on these new guys the brotherhood
of steel that brotherhood airship is hard to miss and the brotherhood of steel
doesn't do subtle from what I've heard they take whatever they want especially
if it's high tech they just might have the muscle to give the Institute a run
for their money block broken I just got a row gain add that's just a personalized
By the way, Baldi, you said something about the railroad.
Supposedly they helped runaway synths escape the Institute, but they're secretive.
Ultra paranoid.
The only thing I have is a rumor, a code phrase.
Follow the Freedom Trail.
Okay, tell me about the Minutemen.
You know that group you rescued and conquered?
As far as I know, they're the last Minutemen left in the Commonwealth.
They used to be a volunteer army, dedicated to protecting friends, family, and neighbors.
Sounds soft, but they were a real thing at one point.
We should get going.
Alright.
Mom?
Well, well, Mr. Valentine, I thought you had-
Oh, that's probably something cool for the cutscene, guys.
Okay.
on you hmm Amari's downstairs you big fuburant
hey Valentine let's go talk to Amari
okay
here for Amari she's downstairs Irma whatever you and Nick are up to I don't
need to know. Just don't let the big metal softy hurt himself, all right?
I'm encumbered.
Yeah, we'll swag as hell actually.
Dr. Amari?
Yes.
I take it this isn't a social call.
Doctor, it's time for you to reverse death itself.
What?
I wouldn't have put it quite that way, but it's true.
We need a dead man's memories.
Guy named Kellogg.
Are you too mad?
Putting aside the fact that you're asking me to defile a corpse, you don't realize that
the memory simulators require intact, living brains to function.
I mean, technically the corpse was defiled already.
This dead brain had inside knowledge of the Institute Amari, the biggest scientific secret
of the Commonwealth.
You need this, and so do we.
Fine.
I'll take a look.
no guarantees do you have it with you could you say that like dr. Frankenstein
Igor fetched me the brain no no I will not know if you have it could you say
that like dr. Frankenstein Igor fetched me the brain no no I will not you hear
at the end he goes no here's what I could find what's this this isn't a
brain this is the shrimp wait that's the hippocampus and this thing attached to
it a neuro interface those secrets look awfully familiar I'm not surprised from
what I've seen all institute technology has a similar architecture skip to the
We plugged the brain implant into Mr. Valentine. Assuming he's willing to take on the risks.
Hell, why not?
I need a room in my head anyway.
Here we go.
We should try plugging you into a toaster next.
Mmm, fresh toast.
Nice to know that even when I'm about to have a foreign object shoved into my noggin,
you find new horrible ways to laugh at my expense.
Whenever you're ready, Mr. Valentine, just sit down.
sit down. If I start cackling like an old grizzled mercenary, pull me out, okay?
Blue, come on. Let me carry something that we cripple yourself.
I need you to keep talking to me, Mr. Valentine. Any slight change in your cognitive functions
could be dire. Are you feeling any different? There's a lot of flashes. Static. I can't make sense
of any of it doc. That's what I was afraid of. The mnemonic impressions are encoded.
It appears the institute has one last failsafe. There's a lock on the memories in the implant.
More problems. Seriously? It's not like anyone has ever done this before. You try making
a secret technology work across hardware generations out of spare parts. Just let me think. The
The encryption is probably meant to keep a single mind from accessing the data.
So, what if we used to?
We load both you and Mr. Valentine into the memory loungers.
Run your cognitive functions in parallel.
He'll act as a host while your consciousness drives through whatever memories we can find.
Here we go.
Nick and I are gonna share a mind.
I'm not gonna see him in any compromising positions, am I?
The smart mouth was all a took to solve problems. We would have found your son by now
Jesus you won't have to worry about that the only memories you'll access are the ones in the implant
All right, let's get started just sit down over there and keep your fingers crossed
See you on the other side heads up
and the other side shoot
and the other side
I'm going in.
What's happening?
Initiating brainwave migration between the transplant and the host.
Accident for me and chicken liver not seems to be.
the transplant. It's degenerated but it's there. We're going to load you into the strongest
memories we can find. They might not be stable. Just hold on.
Can you hear me? Oh, good. The simulation appears to be working, although the memories
are quite fragmentary. I'll try to step you through the intact memories and hope we
find one that gives us some clue to the Institute's location. There. This is the earliest intact
memory I can find. Remember, you are experiencing these memories as Kellogg. This may prove
disorienting at first mom knew how it was she wasn't soft but she loved me in
in her way and she protected me from dad that cost her more than a few
beatings and I never knew what happened to her after I left I didn't want to
know. Not that.
Ah, such a dummy back then.
What did I know about how the world worked?
I think now she wanted me to kill him.
I should have.
Instead, I ended up running away.
I told myself I wanted to find somewhere
out from under the thumb of the NCR
and all their rules.
But really, I was running from the guilt of not protecting her from Dad.
It doesn't matter now, though.
People always hoping for something better.
They usually end up with something worse.
Dad was either drunk or not around.
I guess he must have run with one of the Raider gangs but I never really knew
what he did. Don't know why mom was with him. Maybe at some point in his life he
wasn't a complete asshole.
This doesn't seem to be what we're looking for. There appears to be another
intact memory close to you in temporal sequence. There. Try that one.
The thing about happiness is, you only know you had it when it's gone.
I mean, you may think to yourself that you're happy, but you don't really believe it.
Focus on that petty bullshit or next job or whatever.
It's only looking back, by comparison with what comes after, that you really understand
that's what happiness felt like.
No, it's a real baby.
I'm was frozen.
I was the worst thing that ever happened to her.
If she'd never met me, if she'd have stayed in the hub, maybe hooked up with someone who
didn't kill people for a living.
been happier than she was with me almost certainly lived longer you'll see but
we don't know anybody here and now with the baby come on Sarah you've got to give
it a chance he's a greaser dude I finally got steady work with a good
outfit nothing like that in the NCR these days I'm not saying this is a
mistake I'm just are you sure these guys know what they're doing they seem kind
of green I know but that's where I come in just wait in a few years I'll be
running my own crew as soon as I make the connections I need then I can give
you anything you want a little merry too I thought San Francisco was my chance to
start fresh. That was the hot shit. The gunslinger from the hub, rolling into town with the world
at my feet. Everybody knew I was the one who'd shot Valdez. I could ride my own ticket
to any outfit in town. It all worked out pretty damn well. For a while.
I've never worried about you before, must be my mama instincts kicking in.
Who knew I had those, huh?
Come on, you're great with her.
And you don't need to worry about me.
Most of it's just running security for the sheen while they're standing around looking
tough.
Well, they sure picked the right person for that job.
Listen, it's gonna be great here.
This this is what's gonna keep you and Mary safe. I have that gun now. I promise
I'm sure we're gonna be really happy here. We are we'll see
Let's keep looking I'll connect you to the next intact memory
Well, I was going to interact with the baby, but they got Thanos snapped.
How did you think this was going to end, Kellogg?
You thought you could just fuck with us, and we wouldn't fuck with you?
So you know, they died like dogs, and you weren't there to help them.
Probably invest in a helmet, but...
I found another memory to try. I'll connect it.
Mind if we, uh, sit down?
Suit yourself.
So, um, I hear you'll take care of people's...crab moves. Is that right?
If you'd paid me, I didn't care where I was going.
Ended up mostly wandering east.
Getting as far away from San Francisco as I could, maybe.
We'll pay you. And you'll do this all by yourself?
That's right.
We pay you when the job's done. Is that okay?
That's the way you want to do it.
So who do you want, Dad?
Well, it's like this. There's this fan who moves down the creek with us.
Well, we seem to be getting closer. Try this next one.
But that's it from his family died. Now he killed family?
I'm glad you decided to meet with me.
So, you're with the Institute?
You heard all sorts of rumors about the Institute, but I figured they were just a convenient boogeyman
for anything bad that ever happened.
Secret snake clubbing from someone?
They were real, alright.
They didn't know anything about operating on the surface.
Relyed on their sins for everything.
They had the resources I needed, and I had the expertise they needed.
turned into a permanent arrangement and now fix the city just fine and doon-de-boo
and KFMS and acts of infamy
they truly existed we do as you can see I finally ended up in the commonwealth I
kind of ran out of road plus I come to terms with life the first sense weren't
all that impressive. I'm good, but I'm not that good. But the Institute could always make more
and kept making them better each time. They still give me the creeps, but
you have to get used to them if you want to work with the Institute.
It's come to my attention that you've been rather disruptive of our operations lately.
this must stop I do what people pay me to do that's a problem for you I can see
only one way out and what's that mr. Kellogg I'm working for you there's no
more problem from what I hear you could afford me I don't think you fully
understand the situation you're in I think I do very well these seven forty
initiate.
Initiate.
Depth!
Impressive.
We may have something to talk about after all.
Getting warmer?
One of these has got to tell us something.
We're running out of brain-heel.
Ah.
Ah, there's one that looks mostly intact.
Connecting now.
I was now the institute's main operator in the commonwealth.
If they needed something done, they came to me.
It wasn't usual for anybody from the institute to come along on a mission, so this one stood
out.
They didn't know then who it was we were grabbing from the vault.
Of course. Neither did they. Not really.
Big heads never liked taking orders from a dirty, contaminated degenerate like me.
But they needed me. And I made sure they knew it.
I never knew why we didn't just re-freeze the rest of them.
But we had our orders.
Why is she awake?
guess the old man didn't want so many loose ends too bad he left alive the
one person he shouldn't have okay he thought that you're stupid
all computers are still working that's good there she is
hopefully I'm glad I didn't have to kill the kid I'm not saying I haven't done it
but I never liked her too.
Yeah, I guess it did remind me of her.
Yeah, I'm a cold-hearted bastard for sure,
but I'm still human.
Better this way, though.
Better than taking her kid and leaving her alive.
It's all just...
Even then, I knew it was a mistake leaving him alive.
I understood that kind of revenge.
No one better.
But I was cocky enough to assume I could handle some soft pre-war vault-dweller, even if he somehow got thought out.
At least I know those institute bastards will soon get what's coming to them too.
If they could take me out, they won't be able to hide from him for long.
True.
It's Steve Buck, baby.
This is the one. Here. Open it.
Is it over? Are we okay? Almost. Everything's going to be fine.
Come here. Come here, baby.
No, no. I've got him.
Let the boy go.
I'm only gonna tell you once.
I'm not giving you son!
Guy, go down.
Get the kid out of here. Let's go.
I'm glad I didn't have to kill the kid.
At least we still have the backup.
Cryogenic sequence
Re-initialized
What's the hold up? I'm almost finished. I just need to confirm. Why is he cheering?
All right, we're good
I'm uh, I'm sorry you had to go through that again. No shit, man. I found another intact memory
Whenever you're ready
Sorry I had to watch your wife die again
Is that your son?
This appears to be a very recent memory. So this is how some what I think
Wasn't my idea to settle down with the kid in the middle of Diamond City. I
Thought it was a terrible idea actually
But was one of the old man's pet project so here we were
Me and the kid like a happy little family
I ended up kind of liking it, a reminder of what my life might have been if things had
turned out differently.
But there's no going back.
I knew it was just temporary.
It'd be back to normal business before too long.
This whole setup in Diamond City was part of some elaborate plan of the old man's.
It seems obvious now that we were baited for our friend from the vault.
Time it couldn't have been an accident.
It's not how the old men works.
I wonder if he outsmarted me in the end.
Let a loose end tie it up.
How come they couldn't do it like Starfield where the kid, like you know how your parents end up looking like you?
Like I'm not like that
How long it's okay
The new breed of synths could easily pass as human
some of them did
But the corsairs
They weren't built to blend in
They were killing machines pure and simple
Smarter stronger and faster than almost any real human
I'm just glad they were always on my side.
One of these days you're gonna get your head blown off just barging in here like that.
Minimizing my exposure to civilians is a priority.
I can't understand anything.
So what's the big crisis this time?
New orders for you.
One of our scientists has left the institute.
Left?
As in?
He's gone rogue.
Dr. Brian Virgil. We know he's hiding somewhere on the glowing sea. Here's his file.
Wow. Some heads are gonna roll for this. Capture and return? Just elimination.
Elimination. He was working on a highly classified program.
No kidding.
What are the top biocidence boys?
Damn.
So, I guess you're taking the kid back with you.
Affirmative.
Your only mission is to locate and eliminate Virgil.
You're taking me home to my father?
Yes.
Stand next to me and hold still.
Okay.
I'm gonna fuck a teleport
x688 ready to relay with strong
No way
I
Teleportation
Nobody's found the entrance to the Institute because there is no entrance
Let me pull you out of there as soon as you're ready
Crying
They got teleportation
and nobody cries.
Slow movements, okay? I don't know what kind of...
Let's all over the world.
Decide to face the procedure once.
It was happening.
Pat, no one's ever done this before.
How do you feel?
Here we go. It's quip time.
Next time I have to watch someone's life story, I want popcorn.
Well, if you're cognizant enough to joke, I think we can safely say that you're out of critical condition.
Are you ready to talk about what happened in there?
We got what we needed. The Institute uses teleportation to get in and out.
Yes, their greatest secret has finally been revealed.
But that only leads to more questions. How does it work? Where do we go next?
Clip time.
I'M FUCKING QUIPPING!
Good idea.
I like it.
there that's why he's there to make the institute thing twice about following him
that must be it he's using the radiation and the glowing shield or a cloak a way
to throw them off and be as an advantage if Virgil found a way to survive
there you'll have to do the same if you're going to follow him oh I'm fucking
good baby I'm going to make it fingers crossed I get superpowers I know you're
joking but as a doctor I feel obligated to remind you that unprotected
girl projectors of exposure will only kill you dead DEAD so be sure you find a
way to get through there with your life intact and good luck by the way I
unplugged Mr. Valentine Force removed the implant while you were waking up he's
I was waiting for you upstairs.
Melting Cloudy and Maine?
And Penny Tamlig and Primal Drippin' Gooback?
Wakeside your shame and aperture, they do so.
How did Steve get the face- the face scar?
How did you get those scars?
Look alive.
Okay, look alive.
Point the way.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Of course! You know, you look like you could really use this.
These things have literally saved my life.
PG and Cliff briskly result, bots?
Is everything okay between us?
Look, you don't need to worry. We're... fine, I guess. I just...
I wanna do right by folks out here. I guess... I need to know you do too.
Your thoughts?
You know, you are some kind of dedicated.
I wouldn't want to share a beer with Kellogg,
let alone a brain.
Your thoughts?
Maybe constantly trying to kill us,
but the Commonwealth never lacks for excitement.
Your thoughts?
Never thought a reporter could consider themselves a success
until someone threatened their life.
Me?
I'm very successful.
Your thoughts?
Nice, being on the move again.
Your paper cuts them back home.
Your thoughts?
right thing makes you popular but I don't think I could live with myself
otherwise your thoughts I'd rather know an ugly truth than a sweet lie your
thoughts anything I can do you just say the word your thoughts there's a story
here we'll find it your thoughts let me know if there's anything I can do to
lighten the load or you know if you need anything proofread your thoughts
nothing stays hidden forever at least not a vibe my say your thoughts most
Most folks are just looking for a hand.
All we gotta do is offer.
Your thoughts?
Anything I can do?
You've exhausted the thoughts.
That was all I had.
Okay.
Yoink!
Ooh, here we go.
Krognak the Barbarian Holo-Tip game.
Oh, shit, you're dying.
So much knowledge was lost in the wild.
Good to see someone trying to bring it back.
By brain dancing?
So once somethings look like the Canadian suicide bots, I've never seen them so I'll have to take your word for it, Chatter.
Do something.
The memory den's not accepting new clients right now, sweetheart.
Time travels.
Troll phase.
All those memories about the Silver Shred where E.F.A. has always gone on about, remind
Tom, you was by the parking...
Hancock, let's just say that if you thought he was in some dangerous time
you should have seen him before he turned cool out that I knew how to have a good time.
Brown at the hotel, Rexford keeps coming in high as the day is long.
One day he comes in on jet and they ask for a memory of him being on Buffett.
They say it's for an experiment. Get stood on jet and then play a memory of yourself being stood on Buffett while you're still standing on jet.
Cool.
How come she's not getting mad at me stealing?
Maybe the rep is already just so low that I can't get worse.
So...
Oh, enjoying yourself, good neighbor?
It's a heck of a town, ain't it?
He's jacked in, bros.
Holy...
Hey Valentine.
That's not very sarcastic.
memories to know for sure anyway I feel fine so let's get going or I could
head back to Diamond City since you've got company already. Two things for Zillen.
You're a risk. I'll see you around Nick. Good luck out there. You know where to
find me. Hey. That's a plate. What's going on?
that's all for now okay we should head over to the neck
hey just let me uh give me all that
I know what that case is about hey can do Piper cap for your thoughts I think we
ought to go our separate ways sure thing I'll head home I think her hat wait
was she wearing that? Bit of all they did.
Turbine judge for stealing dude. Someone said to peep the hotel in this bed. Giga Kalex
Someone said to peep the hotel in this bear giga-calix and tulanic oldies
Oh
You look just like Sammy too short out didn't act like him
Institute thinks they can replace people with synth in this town. They got another thing coming
What am I gonna tell his mother? I just your friendly neighborhood watch
down Institute spies as they crop up good word boys
stay free man peace brother please brother
sweet pit boy brother you know down to that I think I will hello below you're
carrying better sell some to Daisy before someone swipes it
Have you listened to the Silver Shard radio yet? No.
Hang out in the lobby all day again, or are you actually going to go down and do some work?
Being available to the customers is worth. It's not all about cooking cams, Claire.
It's not all about sampling those cams, either. Maybe if you stopped using, you can focus.
What? Let's not ruin any cooking in a few years.
My mistake.
Oh man, someone knew! You need some Jetman, Homebrewed, reasonable prices?
Yes. Sure. Let's take a look. Everything's been tested, personally.
This guy be selling drugs, dude. That's cool.
I'm gonna sell this. I don't want it. I want this one.
Goodbye. Should probably put our charisma on, but...
Goodbye.
Oxford used to be a grand establishment. We even had guests that didn't throw up all over the floor.
But now the only people who come by are looking for somewhere to nurse a hangover or shoot up kins.
So, still want a room?
Yes, please. Here's your caps.
The room is on the top floor. When you come to the hallway, it's the last one on the right.
Overkill X for 7?
I just clean up around here.
I didn't ask.
There we go.
Fuck you, game. I won't be doing that.
Making fun of Steve Buck for having no friends, man. That's so fucked up.
Holy moly, I did not ask.
Boom.
Boink!
Singular 45 round, eh?
Can you visit the sexy Assaultron, bro?
Please?
I missed it.
I wouldn't call that Assaultron sexy.
Violent.
Got it.
Reo 8 Combat Sniper.
This place is nice.
One of the few places without under my other some debris on the floor.
We stuck, could we go down there?
Robbs you?
What the f-
It's the Jerusalem of the Vault!
Yeah, I'm from Sanctuary.
And you're still perfect
How is that possible?
The vault had these pods that froze us in place I only thought out recently what?
Volkic never told me that
Unbelievable
I had to get to the future the hard way
living through them
filth the
Decay and the bloodshed look at me. I'm a ghoul
Freak
Oh, you're about to get quipped on boys. Don't take this the wrong way, but you were pretty ugly before you know
You're the only other person I met from
before I
I
Oh God, I've been so alone here.
No commonwealth settlement, once a ghoul, with 200 years of Vault-Tec-Seals experience.
Hey, you know, you could head back to Sanctuary.
I'll come visit, I promise.
Really? You... you will?
Okay. I'll head over there right now. You promise you'll come visit, right? I'll see
you there. Hey. You're going to come visit, right?
Put them in the stocks?
I don't know if you can put name to characters in the stocks.
I've not had good success with that.
Excuse me.
Oh
Keep things cool, and we won't have to tussle got it. Um, don't do anything. I gotta make you regret
The light does not change my stealth status, by the way, at all.
It does?
Well the little brackets don't move.
Is this mine? Yeah.
It does, he was sleeping.
Hi.
You want a room Claire runs the desk give her something to do besides breathing down my neck
what you got an itch or something talk to my associate Fred Allen our selection
It used to be the boy makes the most of the camp.
This place ain't what it used to be.
And it ain't used to be much.
Now that's a quib.
Brent Allen's password.
Oh
Huh
Camdary, jeplo of a top experiment, try everything.
Okay, I don't care, man.
I don't care about Fred.
I got an urgent mission. If you're a true fan, stop by the memory den and to talk to Ken Connolly.
The Silver Shroud meets you!
Galaxy!
Hero of the South!
Radio!
When you go walks the streets of Austin,
walking networks and the shadows,
shielding the innocent,
judging the guilty,
that god name is...
The Silver Shroud!
Today's episode must hang in the sky square!
Just down this alley
Well, well, well looks like someone got lost on the wrong side of the tracks
Roadside in a tracks. I'm just
Meeting a friend
Not so fast fancy pants
You wallet and that snazzy briefcase you carry it hand them over now
I most certainly will not do you have any idea
Oh geez Louise why'd you go do that?
Cuz he could have made us your arm is upstairs
Another stretch of the phone right down the wall. Oh, yeah, you're no wrong. Good name from not mistaken. What do you think of the place?
It seems like a dump to me.
Well, there's a few shasty folks around, but give a good neighbor a chance, and she might surprise you.
Name's Rufus. I do repairs around here. Keep the robots from running.
Hey, listen, I'm listening to a program right now, so...
We usually hear, or... looking for parts?
Uh...
No, right now. Sure. See you around.
What? The mayor Murphy?
What in the place was he doing up here? Up in Scali Square?
He's taking a round and he's going to kill her.
I hear Bobby Nomad is looking.
Show yourself.
You have murdered a man in cold blood. Justice must be served.
It's the Silver Shroud! Let's get out of here!
I ain't afraid of the Silver Shroud.
Did you hear me?
Come out and not tell you like I did the mayor.
You're not Irma.
Death has come for you, evil doer, and I am its sure old.
No!
I were curious.
Excuse me.
me good neighbors crazy that's murders worse sometimes you just got to escape
a little to make it through the day I hear you my I hear you it's a mess out
there it's rough in the best of days but but now you ever listen to the silver
shroud that's what we need no matter how bleak things got he saved the day what
can you tell me about the shroud he's from the radio shows I've listened to
all 419 episodes and the holiday special. He's the best. Better than Grodnack and
Mantaman combined. Hmm. My family and I used to listen to every new episode. You
mean when they first did? How? The last broadcast was hundreds of years ago. Oh,
you've fallen directly into our equiptrip, my friend. So, I'm a time traveler. I just
Cut back from visiting George Washington.
Now you're just playing with me.
Though that would be pretty neat.
You know what would be even neater?
What if the Silver Shroud was real?
With his black trench coat and gleaming silver submachine gun.
I got a plan to bring him to life.
So he can fight bad guys and give the rest of us a symbol of something better.
Sure Kent.
You have a plan alright.
I know how it sounds.
I've built my own custom machine gun.
than the one in the show, but to make this work,
I still need the most important piece,
the genuine Silver Shroud costume herself.
And they actually got one here in Boston.
They made it for the TV show.
Will you help?
I might do it if you make it worth my while.
When you're done, I got a reward all squared away.
Will you just help me out?
Yeah, I'll get the costume for you.
You're gonna do this?
For real?
Before the bombs fell, they were filming the Silver Shroud pilot over at Huber's Comics.
So that's where you find it. You're the best.
Pick my Street Fighter 6 main, Chun-Li.
That guy's not gonna do it.
Who's he?
I got so many quests, what the hell?
spinning bird kick spinning bird kick
well flug is my quest mark right there
Fuck, is it in the vault?
I don't think so. Maybe.
Oh, time to go to the 40 FPS park.
Can you stop picking my cuticles? Dude, I do that all the time and then I immediately dump a dump.
Uh, hand sanitizer to the...
thing. Honestly, I'm not really sure what a cuticle is. It's, like, the skin.
What hey
Hey!
Whoa, I just got...
I got a bunch of experience.
Why are they aerorating this place?
Should I rock it? I ain't gotta rock it.
Just a loser rocketless bed.
What?
Oh, fucking mess.
Oh!
I mean, I got it, sugarcane! I got it.
Oh, no.
Come back, you coward.
I'm gonna see if I did an actual damage.
Oh, yeah.
Um, yeah.
That's my kill
There's one good guys doesn't look good
How much do you think it's worth?
There's at least two guys on this show.
Well, let's go become the Silver Shrangle.
Oh.
Check it out, Hooper's comics of Newberry Shrave store on the ground floor ought to be easy pickings.
Yes. 1% chance of avoiding all damage from the dam.
the
raw
the
raw
the
Oh, it's so many of them.
I hear them scurrying around.
That's him, bros.
There's gotta be like other books in here, right?
Is that how my books store?
There's a spine.
What the fuck are you doing, bitch?
My local election is soon to get AI sloped signs in people's yard.
Dude, I swear to God, I saw an ad on Twitch.
And it was like a famous male actor, a prison name.
They, it was a, no, it was David Beckham.
Has anyone seen that commercial?
Is anyone on a bargain amount?
And actually it's AI, right?
It's straight up AI.
He's not an actor?
Yeah, I got it wrong, whatever.
I don't fucking care.
The Home Depot one?
Yes.
It looks fake as fuck. It's not, it's AMI dude! It looks so unreal.
Sweet.
Yeah.
Nah, we'll pick it ourselves. Where's the safe?
You hack like an old person? Punches you in the throat.
Do you not see a single Super Bowl ad that should have so much AI slot?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest, I don't engage with popular media a lot, so like...
No, I didn't see a single football- like Super Bowl-
I did.
Where's the safe?
You're on- you're online all the time, you engage with a-
Dude, you guys are actually like coping so fucking hard, dude.
Cope.
Probably back here.
Bam bam bam bam bam.
Cope.
Yeah, I only consume niche slop, that's right.
Like the new Ghost in the Shell anime.
Has anyone heard of Ghost in the Shelf?
That's what I thought.
Maybe it's probably haven't heard of that, so...
Keep watching your little kickball game, OK buddy?
OK, big man.
two
you watch the first episode
lark
Axe, comic book, storeroom, needs someone to pick the lock.
Who wants this crap?
Collector's the boss, so who's the fool here?
The us of them.
Well, you must have ADHD because the way you search rooms is like a goldfish on crackle
mouth.
No, see the problem is I gotta look over and read dumbass comments like that one.
You know what I mean?
It kind of resets my focus afterwards.
You know what I mean?
Bump bump bump bump bump. I'm only human.
That's it.
Dude, my eyebrow is just... should I hit it?
Chat should I hit it? WRL.
The shrine has an English weather. I keep telling them we need our core fans to be our evangelists.
So we can't keep making these stupid little changes.
It's on a contract with Claire Riddell for the role of the Mistress of Mystery.
Do you think it's the same Claire in the place? The hotel?
Can't be. She's not a ghoul, therefore she would not have lived. This is the commercial
you're talking about.
This is like an extended version of it.
Okay, show us, I can't.
The beginning doesn't seem like AI, but oh my god.
I
Bro it was the video name someone literally posted in chat, and that's how I clicked on it
So do a little scrolling up there a little bit
Now I got you!
Does look AI as fuck. Like some of them, some of it doesn't look AI, but like most of it does.
It's like the weird like two to three second long clips. It's like they cut them short specifically
so that you wouldn't get the weird AI shit to happen or whatever.
Where's the costume I can add a few other commercials for these games for fallout.
Let's take it.
I'm hearing more stomping.
Oh yeah, I killed this guy.
Smoked him.
So aren't man to man comic.
I love AI.
I think AI is cool.
AI, AI, AI.
Cool.
Cool, cool.
I love David Beckham, and I love FIFA too. AI AI AI AI.
Siu Siu Siu.
Those are the football reference, by the way.
Hmm.
Beer.
We're like locked in combat right now.
It's a script for the Silver Shroud. Blah, blah, blah, blah.
gonna love that dude. Yippee!
You ever thought about going back to the Fortress? I'm interested in the Fortress once they finally add magic and stuff. I think that shit's gonna be cool.
I've actually played the Fortress off-stream since they added the new siege stuff.
it was fun. Dwarf Fortress is based for the stairs. Dwarfs can't use magic? Yeah.
There's dinos now apparently. Yeah I don't really give a fuck about dinosaurs.
I gotta keep it a million percent
And any media do I I really just like so
You see
Even as a kid, it's just like, I fucked with the Power Rangers a little harder than dinosaurs
at that point.
I'm trying to get what I would have been interested in at that time as a kid when Jurassic Park
came out.
It was like, teach me Ninja Turtles, motherfucking Power Rangers dude.
I think dinosaur infatuation is a Psyop, dude, by big learning, big science, dude, trying
to get us like, stoked on fucking dinosaur shit, dude, like, oh, that's a fucking Encleosaurus,
dude.
What?
What, dude?
It's a fucking...
Step-Infetionosaurus, dude.
I don't fucking care.
You know what I like?
I
Fucking care, you know what I like I
Like the fact that there's a bipedal rat in the sewers of New York the trained for mutated turtles into becoming ninjas
You that's a way fucking cooler. There's way fucking cooler
The dinosaurs dude turtles are dinosaurs do your days are spruvibre
This all I'm gonna say, bro. Also, Shaq said that the world might be flat. Think about that.
Found it.
I don't want to give it to him.
him. Perfect. He's really tall so he would nail. Do you think he saw over the horizon
And finally, before any other human.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just...
Oh!
There we go.
Crog-nac!
Does it look like?
Strength and melee damage in freaks.
Oh, we're looking cool as hell right now.
Oh, it fits with our armor too.
No, it doesn't.
Takes the chest.
Are we not wearing...
Okay, man, whatever.
We can be grognaq for a little bit, actually.
Yeah.
I'm Grogneck. Slayer of the world. Get the axe and shit? Where's the fucking axe? Did I miss it?
On the first floor?
Um, perfect.
Do 5% damage with the alien blaster.
I don't have that.
Yes, the Glor-Blicky.
Five or ten percent lower, self-re-tempers are higher.
Ooh.
You talking about the Glicky, dude?
There's a roof.
Ah!
Eid!
So it's just going to end here, friends of the moon.
Percy refuses to leave the hangar in Tony Hawk and now he's talking about Shaxing the world's flag.
He did say that but he's no...
It's cause more staggered targets take bleeding.
I'm fuckin' grog-neck.
Fuckin' grog-neck.
Let's go up the roof.
Yeah, yeah
Shaq was trolling
Yes, so was I see what I did there nothing real
It would appear you've been thoroughly trolled my friend
If a big Aristotle said himself it must be true
Now that guy probably had like an acu like a tops
Tops bro. Yeah, that's high IQ mm-hmm
Please just die once and you see the death hour get to 100 bro please.
These butthicks are so good.
Hacking and whacking and smacking.
Is there really nothing out there?
Hey, where's the library?
Hacking and whacking and smacking.
I can get the ax on a fucking deed
Return the overdue book. This is not to the library
You really is the library I don't read the bed. No, this is the subway
Melt seals?
Oh my god, I do have a level.
He's right.
Wow.
I've never seen this.
get science too? I don't even think I have science one.
packing, whacking, smacking. I want this dude. I want to find more ammo.
Get cannibal too.
Cannibal too.
Gotta have them ribs.
You can also grab one of these so we can start using every kind of gun.
I think that's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah!
You'd like bloody mess.
Is that a strength one?
Luck.
That would be cool, but we unfortunately have one lock, so...
I'm a fucking loser, as I'm trying to say.
What's that?
That must have been this.
Yes.
Nothing.
if
of
the
death
of
Okay.
I hit the wrong plug, I think.
Backing, whacking, smacking.
Hmm.
Slayer's Quad Barrel Missile Launcher. Reloading! I just ain't got the... I ain't got the weight.
Toyco.
So you brought your pack, Neil?
No shot he leaves it?
Why not?
I
Was worth 2k, what am I even carrying back in and whacking and smacking
Take some buff out
Both of these, dude. I think I'm in the wrong spot.
Let's go drop these off.
Although we could use it.
It does have quad barrels.
Does it shoot all four of them at once?
You can't rocket jump in this game, you just die, dude.
of
the
of
the
of
the
Mr. Captain, is it...
Yep.
happen to me since the worst thing to happen to me
we sent them to the vault guys to get a mod to have faster load times I'm pretty
sure one of the mods I have does do that but it's by virtue of
Hi, FPS fix does it? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes, sir. Let's put our chest away.
We'll hold on to that just so I don't forget that I need it. Which I will.
I have to fix uncappeds FPS during load screens to make it load faster boom there you have
bit chatter sweet when I stream in 2k there's a couple of reasons I'm lazy
I'm pretty sure it looks weird on certain people's like mobile devices
There's something with like the way that the vods were being recorded as well. There's a whole whole bunch of stuff
But the main reason is why I stream at a higher resolution when I'm not allowed to stream at a higher bit rate
Do you know what I mean, fella
Turn this nerd shit off and play some 2k.
I think I'm being bullied right now.
I don't need this many of these on me.
I think I'm being bullied.
and this thing heals a lot bruh
should probably just cook that ship, what am I going to?
Just put this shit in and get out of my inventory.
I'm never using these things.
They just sit there and do nothing.
I never use them.
I'm like, I'm kind of like traumatized
cause we did that mechanism fight.
We use almost every single thing that we...
Ha ha ha ha.
Bazooka.
Q... put that bitch on A. Yup, yup.
I hate that there's a bed in front of these.
I should do something about that, but I won't.
I appreciate it's as good as it gets.
Can I say it for Big Brother tonight?
Yeah, I'm 60.
Now watch reality television on my TV that still has a cable subscription.
The people still watch that.
Oh, yeah.
Reloading!
who shot me sorry I knew you're innocent in this turn 17
What?
Oh, he's on Pankas, boys.
BOLD GUY!
Face down.
Bathe in the blood. Sorry, bathe in the blood.
Since check? Nah, nah, I don't want to wait until they're full.
Not a sin. Not a sin. Not a sin. Not a sin.
Not a sin. Maybe a sin. Maybe a sin.
Maybe a sin.
You should have seen it. We cut those raiders to pieces.
Can I put myself in the pillory? Oh man.
Check the pre-war ghoul if he's a sin? Good idea.
You know what? Since we talked.
So I noticed that the uh... oh he's not a sin.
Oh, you smile it.
Oh, sorry.
Stop rolling.
It's not gonna stop, is it?
Yeah.
We have some copy, everybody.
I can do that.
I'm still asleep and the saints are still awake at the stage you call dead and yet have the chance to be born.
You
Oh, Stacking Boyz.
Oops, Stacking Boyz.
It's kind of his fault, isn't it?
You guys hear about that poop, the diarrhea parasite?
Yeah?
Anyone afflicted in the chat, dude?
Sound shitty?
That's a Steve Fuck quip right there man, you're doing good.
I live in Texas and I know some people that have it.
Wait, this is the library.
It takes you into the subway first, maybe.
I'm safe here in Alaska, I hope.
Blood thinks he's safe.
Yes.
A lady came in and shit on the floor of my fiancee store,
and one of the workers stepped in and she sent me pictures.
Attention, security breach near stop.
Visitors and employees are advised to seek cover and remain calm.
Robot.
We're off the Wigamass story.
What's going on?
Is this a assault rifle?
No.
Oh my gosh.
I thought I needed it myself.
Tab is next to Till Day.
I gotta take some drugs.
Oh.
Where are you supposed to shoot these things anyway?
The middle?
Center mass?
More like center ass.
There's some cool glasses there buddy.
It's going down.
the club. It's going down. Curator givens, noo! Be good.
How can the book...
Excellent.
Wait.
It's not reflected in my talent.
I have seven base.
I don't think so. I think I had 8.
I don't have anything. I'm not wearing anything that's raising my intelligence.
The Kems? Oh, it took was Jett.
Oh, right, my helmet.
Yeah, you're right.
It's kind of going down now, compressed large napalmer.
Neat.
Oop.
Tragun.
Who would appear the combat has died down.
Why am I here again?
Return the overdue book
Me
I'm moving
It's a little bit easier. I don't like third person though
Well, so I think these guys came from outside
Show yourself fool.
Little pussy, taking cover.
No ball.
I saved you, can we be friends?
Guys, you think there's a super mutant companion?
You think his name's like George?
George is a super mutant. He's not like every other super mutant. He's super smart.
Oh my
Hey, where's the legendary one?
Whoa, that pass them
3% chance to ignite melee attackers.
swag
always check the chunks bros
Dude, do you think the Chinese version of Fallout 4 has a thing you can microtransaction to automatically loop corpses?
I'm going the wrong way!
Great bit, Jesse.
Yeah, that was a callback to last stream.
It's kind of a...
It's kind of a... it's like nuanced comedy.
You guys know comedy?
You ever heard of a... you guys know what a bit is?
Found it.
5 book return tokens.
Spend tokens.
New toy truck.
It cost 30.
What a fucking loser, dude.
I need another book.
You love referential comedy like Family Guy?
Yeah, this is kind of Family Guy, isn't it?
Got it.
Don't care.
I know there's a book around here somewhere.
Family Guy!
Give me overdue book.
What if the new truck has like a special component in it because it's new?
You know what I mean?
It's kind of what I'm hoping for.
Top three smoke spots and fallout?
I don't know.
three smoke spots and fallout for revengeance number seven
dude surely there's one
there'll be george or kramer
you guys already say i look like george so
george
You'll only Jerry Seinfeld as a party on the same date, the 17th every month of the year.
Look up Jerry Seinfeld date 17 to learn more.
I'll check that out.
Yes.
I got it.
is ready. Oh my god, two screw instead of one. Return to Daisy. No, I don't think so.
Let's get that all out of here.
After I check the courtyard.
Nice. Nice bulge, Steve.
Swagging.
This is the new Doctor Strange summer skin?
No.
Isn't it cool?
You got bulge?
You can see this massive cock.
Oh.
The new Captain America Summer Skinny is gooner central.
I'm still stucked about the horse over when I got for oblivion back in 2006, only to pay
five bucks for that.
Running from something?
Welcome home.
Get back.
How to go with the library.
Get rid of those super moons.
The library computer said I earned some kind of credit?
Oh right.
I remember that.
they used to pay kids to round up the old library books since they had someone's trouble with people
guess if you found more books you'll get more credit buy whatever prizes and machines still
have in them speaking of which it sounds like you finished the job thanks for your help that library
There deserves to be left in peace.
Cha-ching!
Hancock, he's the mayor around here. I'd like to buy himself.
Let her keep your ass.
Wait, he elected himself?
I remember when I was getting robbed when I first came here and then I stood up for
myself and pipered just like that and I fucking weird I got your costume Kent and some other
goodies you might like there she is pretty as the posters the silver shroud costume
herself and memorabilia too here's something else together with my gun everything's all
set what are you planning next I'm still working that out some details I want to
run by you well after you give me the costume that is demand a reward versus
the reward then I'll give you the costume yeah I wasn't gonna well show
now Dale after all these years the silver shroud is born again but there's just
one problem I'm come on don't say you're so sure I got a better idea who should
wear it you up for being a silver shroud you're just like him except you
probably haven't been in a blimp shot down by mobsters if I go along with this
I could use a little extra the shrouds motivated by justice not caps please
you gotta help dude Steve's so greedy man it's like I get to be the shroud the
costume and gun of yours so you patrol good neighbor's streets and I'll call
and any crimes on my radio station that's pretty good here's some calling cards I
guess when you dispatch justice leave them behind that way everyone knows the
silver shroud has returned time to fight crime okay
Did I get the gun?
Yeah.
We should modify them.
Galaxy! Here are some radio!
When you go walks the streets of Austin, one networks in the shadows, shielding the innocent judges.
Of course
So you'll be ping-pong calling all of Silver Shrod fans
A once-in-a lifetime announcement
Silver Shrod returns and he's gonna clean up the streets
Everyone heard how Wayne Delancey, myrdy, miss Selmy and her kid
over a few lousy caps
Death is coming for you Wayne
Galaxy
News
Radio
When it should have all walks the streets of Austin.
One man, Galaxy!
No, Master! Radio!
We look just like him.
When it should have all walks the streets of Austin.
One man works in the shadows.
That's a bit shambasque, isn't it?
Ow.
Come on, dog face. It's right through here.
Let's go modify this real quick.
Where's this emo?
I got it.
Superia damage!
I wonder if we're actually changing how it looks.
cool. I got so many guns on me, bro.
Let's put this rock along for way too heavy.
Where's Dabazooka?
My armor has gone down by half.
But we look swag.
Wayne Delancey. Where are you? Old Corner Bookstore.
I
Think of armor upgradeable. I couldn't do it anyway
Dang.
I'm defraud, baby.
Hey, what?
Hm?
Does this person live in a good neighbor?
of it all you're right but who dearest mistress of mysteries you and i have
boston's rogues gallery for years
holy moan let's go see what one of the dudes in here
certainly but which criminal culprit has the technological knowhow to construct
such clockwork calamities i don't
What?
It's killing time.
What's with the fancy judge?
What do you found in the expression?
Killed Nassalmi.
That true?
Nassalmi?
Yeah, I killed the bitch.
And her wealth too.
Shouldn't have bothered they barely had two cats between them.
Your crimes have gone unpunished for too long.
What the hell's wrong with you?
Well, not gonna feed bullets.
Oh, my God.
Shall I?
Yes, sir.
Oh, my God.
That is the one.
Oh, yes.
Oh, my God.
He's the train.
Hi.
Oh
Great great silver shrouds dispatch justice already missel me as benefit
Shit the shroud off Wayne wait, so this guy's actually for real. Oh, you better believe it
of
the
swagger
to Jerry
to go on,
to listen to this about what we're talking about
right, so
AJ, you know the chem dealer
by Bobby's, he's doing
good for himself
said he's got a whole new
market, kids
even with his garbage cans, he's just
breaking in the cabs
Yeah, he's gonna muzzle in on the chem trade now.
No.
He's gonna do something about it.
AJ's selling the kids.
And his counts have killed people.
And?
I don't get it.
I can't let AJ kill kids.
We ain't the only friend AJ here.
You follow?
Alexi!
News!
Radio!
Hey, look at the clown. This is my turf clown and I don't appreciate what your columns trespasses.
You AJ, the dealer who sells to children? Yeah, that's me. I'm a entrepreneur. I'm making a new
market. Kems for kids, I call it. Jerry flavored jet, bubblegum mentets, then diamond city kids just
eat them up.
Peddling poison to kids, are we? Today you face the Silver Shroud!
Uh, who you say? Oh, for Christ's sake. They can't put you up to this.
He keeps moaning about the poor little kids. What the hell, right? Tell you what.
I'll pay you, let's say, 50 caps just to shut up about it.
and uh maybe get Kent off my back all right take bribe for 50 cats no way you shaking me down
I'm wasting stevie just couldn't fucking help yourself could you
No!
Oh no!
I got killed in that!
Isn't the mayor going to be pissed about this?
He was loaded!
How come he didn't have any Kems for Kids on him?
I wanted the Cherry Mentads, dude.
Ew.
Oh, my calling card.
Oops.
The
Silver Shroud's bringing justice to good neighbor.
You bad guys better look out.
And now, special update.
The villainous assassin, Kendra, who's recently spotted at the third rail.
The same Kendra who bombed little Joe Shack and killed four innocent drifters.
If you want to see the Silver Shroud in action, stay near Whitechapel, Tralee.
The Shroud's sure to interrogate him to find the evil doers whereabouts.
Galaxy!
Now!
Somesomes!
Radio!
I think I'm getting set up.
Feels like it's set up.
Hancock says newcomers are welcome in the third rail.
Go on in.
I am.
Ahem. Charlie serves the drinks. I deal with the drunks.
Hey, I'm...
Some jet, eh?
Don't mind if I do.
Excuse me.
I swear, if it's a ghoul singing this song downstairs, I'm gonna get a hell of a piss,
dude.
Thank you.
Thank you
You look upon the Silver Shroud. I seek a miscreant named Kendra.
Shroud? But I'm not. Kendra is not one to be trifled with. People associated with her other habit of being found face down in a ditch. If you'll sit on me in her, for a fee it can be arranged.
It is not wise to stand between the silver shroud and a righteous justice.
Justice?
You mean to end there?
In that case, if that's just south of Goodneighbour, Walter Street Apartments, look out for the
flight that she's got with her.
Nasty piece of business there.
Good luck.
I don't want to use the gun anymore.
Am I blowing all the ammo?
I mean this is equally a swag, but maybe I'm new Jen Shroud.
She can't die.
I'm the Shroud, baby!
I
Troud down
Oh my god, I wanted to talk to you
Can't say I'm surprised to find you in a dump like this McCreedy
I was wondering how long it would take your blood ounce to track me down when luck
It's been almost three months. Don't tell me you're getting rusty. Should we take this outside?
It ain't like that. I'm just here to deliver a message in case you forgot. I left the gunners for good
Yeah, I heard but you're still taking jobs in the common hall
That isn't going to work for us. I don't take orders from you
Not anymore
Why don't you take your girlfriend and walk out of here while you still can? Damn?
We'll not tell me we'll have to listen to this shit
Listen up the McCready the only reason we haven't filled your body full of bullets is that we don't want a war with good neighbors
See, we respect other people's boundaries.
We know how to play the game.
It's something you never learned.
Glad to have disappointed you.
You can play the tough guy, all you want.
But if we hear you're still operating inside counter territory, all bets are off.
You got that?
You finished?
Yeah.
We're finished.
Come on, Barnes.
Look, pal.
If you're preaching about the atom or looking for a friend, you've got the wrong guy.
If you need to hire a gun, then maybe we can talk.
From what I just heard, that might be a bad idea.
Don't tell me you're siding with those idiots.
Look, if you've got the caps, I'm not gonna let you down.
I used to run with the gunners for God's sake.
You're acting like I'm supposed to know what you're talking about.
Maybe it's better that you don't.
I want the stink of winlock and barns have been off on me and scaring away my business.
And what about you?
How do I know I won't end up with a bullet in my back?
You don't. That's part of the risk, right?
Can't argue with that. I'll tell you what.
Price is 250 caps. Up front.
There's no room for bargaining. What do you say?
Everything's negotiable. Would you take 200?
Something wrong with your hearing?
I just told you I'm not going to negotiate.
So are you in or should I get back to my drink?
No way. I don't trust you.
Sticks and stones, pal. You change your mind? You know where to find me
He's invulnerable
So many invulnerable, let me sever the threat of prophecy
So many drugs back here
Well, the iron stays strapped.
Worry not.
Go kill this ass.
the threat of prophecy. I wonder if you can modify that man. I didn't even try. There
There are a lot of nukes.
Nuclear bomb.
When do I get a mount?
I want a horse.
I'm a combat.
Hey.
deal
we'd marry sir's place once
up
Why does it feel low? Too close?
Oh shit, she had a Chinese officer sword.
Yeah I'm pretty sure. Maybe it was a different guy. No, we went through here.
chill
back in the day I called duty I used to hit fire mp5
I don't think there's anything more swag than a hip fire, deep.
Why if I rob you real quick?
Ooh.
Ooh!
No.
Actually, hold on. Let me do a quick little eight hour.
I
007 hip-fires all the time. Yeah, he goes and you you're the crazy one in the costume
Lancy's killer you have no idea who you're dealing with
It's for me to have an app. I do so like it when the little bug crawls willingly into the spider's webs
You have taken your last life villain you stole my line
It's over.
Shelly tiller
I gotta make some drugs whip an abdote in the crock pot pot pot
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep
Oh, well.
Anyone know what the glowing fungus for?
Skuma.
Ohhhh.
My car and her body?
A freaking dead dude.
Where is this person?
Name's Shelby over here.
over here? And the National Guard's running yard? Is that the place with the robot? No.
Have you guys seen Shillie? Let me know, right?
If they can't survive, will they take double damage then very hard?
These things are also like 10 levels under me.
Also, you can't fast travel survival.
Oh yeah, the game Widowie is the hardest game in the world, but basically what you got to do is
you got to make it so that you wear no armor, and then you make it so that the enemy do four times damage,
and then it's the hardest game ever, and then you can play it.
What would it be?
So it also makes enemies take way more damage and they become less spongy?
Okay, listen up.
Very carefully.
I refuse to discuss the difficulty of video games with any of you unless you submit the
same resume that I have.
Okay.
Alright.
Now I want that shit.
Double spaced.
MLA format.
Dude.
Video evidence
It's a fucking Bethesda game, bro. Yeah, I can mod this to have
One foot long inch penis Faro ghoul food of monsters that kill me in one hit I
could
Think I will best
Is that chill?
I can link you to that mod.
Wow!
Oh, creepy-ass bitch.
Some very bad people may be coming.
It's not safe here.
Excuse me.
I don't know you. Just go away.
You should talk to me though.
Please, don't come any closer.
I don't know you. Just go away.
I don't think I should kill you. What have you done?
Collect assassination payment.
Okay, in survival four times damage there she actually can wish I you if you don't kill her fast enough
to do.
Do you do do.
Do you do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Where is maybe it's in here.
Yes.
It's hard to tell.
Let's see.
No, I don't think it is.
Raxan using for the chatter? Annoying bitch. What do you think? Did I nail it?
another special update no it wasn't Bobby no knows who off day Jane is goons it
was a silver shroud
if you don't believe me now it's our timelessness justice is coming a good
neighbor you'll see
Galaxies, heroes, radios!
When the cheerful walks the streets of Austin, one man looks in the shadows,
shielding the instant, judging the guilty, that counting is a silver shroud!
For today's episode, the mystery of the...
I got the contract twice.
slowly now, reveal yourself!
Silver Shroud, threat not old friend, and feint no chance.
Another headliner.
Hancock seeks a special meeting with our hero.
The Silver Shroud.
Whatever it's about, be careful Shroud.
We're all with you.
Galaxy, there was a radio.
You think he's gonna be mad?
The evil walks the streets of Austin.
Why are you mad nuts in the shadows?
You think the innocent...
Shut up. Jesus.
In attainments.
I'm with the wrong one.
Is he asleep?
I
New player and good neighbor
Hello, little pawn. Welcome to our fun. Oh, I don't like to brag, but I'm a lover and a fighter
I'm saying you
You ever tried chess?
Sometimes you need to sacrifice a piece to keep the game going keep that in mind
Trying to stay on good
I might need to do something. I'll regret I'm with a wee two steps ahead of you on the board
Oops
This what someone tells me some costume freak is operating in good neighbor
It's gonna go on there is it a me. How should I feel about this?
This neighborhood is ill. I am the cure. You're priceless. Like the sober shroud himself
walked out of a comic book in the Mike Den. Just priceless. You've been busy scaring people,
bashing in a few faces. I respect that so far, but I gotta ask one free to another. Why
the get up many have sought to pierce the shroud to no avail you just don't stop stay
you pal the lowlice you took out all belong to the same asshole and that asshole's planning
some old-fashioned revenge on you you dig fortunate for you I want singin to take a dirt nap he's
He's taken two bit radar outfits and made them... scary. Small fish now, but it's left alone.
He will be judged for his crimes.
Trust me, he needs a lot of judging. Got a lead on two of his own. Smiling Kate and Northy.
Smiley is gathering a posse to take you out.
And Northy is just running scared. Harden saw some goons and is holding up in prospect.
Just keep piling those body bags up until you find the location of the big guy himself
Getting rid of singin helps you too some appreciation is in order. I'm doing you the favor pal
Singin's got a powerful hate of brewing. Are you deal with singin? I'm inclined to show you some gratitude. You feel me?
Okay, now at least I can see your drugs
I want to steal your drugs.
Every drug bill belongs to me.
Next time.
Drug, drug, drug.
Like no one ever thought to be like, maybe I should like sweep up some of those stuff.
Unfortunately, after the nuclear apocalypse, every broom and mop was destroyed.
And the technology to create them lost forever.
Ever.
Yes?
I'm blocking my light man.
Guys, do you guys know the Diamond City is a baseball field?
What the fuck?
Aha.
You guys know that was a baseball field?
You're lying. This guy actually said you're fucking lying, Buzz.
He likes to swear, so...
Level nine.
On survival, that guy woulda we would have taken three more shots and he could kill you instantly.
the
I don't know what to do with it.
You know your hairline is also a baseball diamond?
It doesn't even make sense.
It's not even accurate.
You just had hair.
And you're like, yep, that's good enough.
Ergh!
Hold on.
I'm- I'm the Schwab, baby.
What the wrong way do you do?
Yeah, how would you feel if I insulted your appearance?
Big man, would you be able to take it?
You do on the daily?
Shut up, Fatso.
What's up?
It's the Joker! Hi.
If it isn't the boy behind the costume, you've been really naughty, Mr. Shroud.
Making all my friends so nervous with your calling cards.
Taking out Sinjin's favorite toy soldiers.
But now it's time to rip your goddamn heart out!
Yeah, I don't like I don't like your tone
It'd be so funny if they could pop Jett and like zoom around and shit.
Bum bum.
And then in order to get them to go normal speed you yourself have to also get used jet.
Teleports!
I did not... wait.
I guess I didn't have to put a card down.
Okay.
AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Huh.
One more Stimpak and that's it for me.
My heart can't take it.
Hmm.
They're level one.
Hey, there now
It's made up
He's running
Right there
The fuck
Come back.
I merely wish to speak.
Ding.
the Silver Shroud. I got lots of stuff in my inventory.
Kendra and Delancey are six feet under. The Silver Shroud claim the hits. Northerly,
Singed wants you to keep up the recruiting efforts. We need more warm bottoms after we
deal with the costume. Don't worry, Kate's gathering a bunch of meatheads to take the
Shroud out the boss ain't happy now's not a time for failure
He's getting personally involved. He's gonna be the Shrouds flunky friend a special visit in good neighbor
No
He'll expect results
He's talking about can't do they're gonna
He's gonna kill can't
What's up, guys?
Okay, no body though. Surprise!
I'm back.
Boom!
It might be time to go automatic on this bad boy.
Is this where the bomb hit? I mean, I assume so.
What the crater for?
Drink the water for special perk?
I
Didn't get a perk I just got radiated did I do it wrong?
wrong. Wait, hold on. I think I just got a little troll. Surely there's something in
in one of these houses, right?
Baby bottle!
Baby bottle, pop!
They were nasty. I never had one.
Are you saying it wasn't swag money?
Wait, let's eat some food.
Mmmmmm.
Eeeeeel.
These are some fun dips at Blockbuster.
Must be nice.
Look at this guy over here.
Rich, Richie McGee.
Huh?
They had an online website for it for what?
Miss Florval? Oh shit.
Guns, guns, guns!
Okay, that's... let's see what you got.
That's just a variety and I need you to stop talking
What's the name of our assault rifle I forgot that stick dude you know 5 5 6 ammo loser
Never mind
1.2
Grogna
I'll take it
Just imagine how sweet this can be if we were on that boat.
I wanna hear something spooky.
I say, is this all that's left of me?
Yes.
I've got one charisma ability running.
I have three charisma, mister.
Talent Sliver takes for seven.
Uh-oh.
She's running.
Oh, it's you.
Oh, sugar.
I told Kent all that hero stuff was gonna get you both killed. Oh God. Oh God
Talk to me. Oh calm yourself the shroud is here to help please stop
That's what got Kent into trouble in the first place
Dozen Raiders barged in and snatched him when they took him away. They left you a message
Just listen to Kent's radio station. It keeps playing it over and over again
That it now you wanted to say
They took Kent those bastards
What are you doing?
Singent all clear
How would he admit it?
Read down?
Optional.
Save Kent Connelly.
Oh my god, do it Shroud, do it, oh my knee, ah.
Tic-toc Shroud, don't keep me waiting.
We've got business and he's finishing.
Here's a Silver Shroud update.
In case you missed it, Kendra's reign of terror is over.
She won't be.
What?
Oh god, what's happening?
On your knees, dirtbag.
It looped.
Running from something?
What are you doing?
Hey, we've actually been here.
We're a bit of a wasteland explorer, dude, for sure.
Mike, Mike, thanks for doing what's up.
Well, this is it.
Kent needs us. I'm coming Kent.
I'm flippin' coming.
Oh
Cool armor left
Wasn't there a second person in here?
Giga Stache.
Always check the urinals, boys.
How does she know what that is?
unless she's a bald dweller.
Hmm, good.
Chill, dude.
Literally not hiding, by the way.
The silver shroud is not high.
I think we're hiding right now, but that's just a coincidence, but move it.
I don't want to use that.
Dude's slurring, dude.
I do believe I just acquired some swag glasses.
Okay, so we have to go in the open.
What's up with the music?
You think your girl's ever putting a man's ear in it?
Yeah.
I would say more likely than not.
Nice.
Meet man's meet.
Thanks for 7.
Wodka. Wodka.
Are you surfing the new London mod?
Uh...
No, not right now. Maybe one day. Who know? Who know, dude?
I
Swear to God I played a fallout mod where you start in a vault and then it explodes and you have to escape
Is that not London
Oh, yeah, what's new got new California
I'm actually training for the follow-up professionally.
The rule set is survival, 4 times damage.
You ain't making it into the guild, dude, but I'm practicing.
I don't want to alarm you guys, but there's literally a turret in here.
Woo!
I think I really like the the music they ambient music
It's not even gonna be a music. I mean I guess maybe I think it's good. I like it
We don't have to go down.
Do this go down?
two
Oops.
Sweet.
Wow.
Sorry Skellington.
I know she ain't talking to me, bros.
Water break!
He's walking around, dude.
Come and get me, bros.
Oh.
So what?
Is this it?
I wish the local maps...
Oh yeah, we gotta drop out.
How did she know that I just crouched? Impressive!
Actually use waterpounds again cuz no one else does it since COVID
We found the only guy in the whole world who uses waterpounds again
We personally like to piss on them like directly in parks and stuff
Like I don't use them either except for like toilet
Yeah, I'm also unvaxed, eh?
Yes.
What?
I disarmed it once.
Might have to make some drugs real quick.
I can't.
Man.
They're calling you fat.
Oh.
Damn, we got tons of setbacks.
Holy moly.
Not yet.
How was that?
Nothing.
Open fire!
What made you think you stood a chance, bro?
After what happened to your boss?
Where's this guy?
What's up?
Craven singin and you shall fall before me don't talk to me like that some of these losers
Think you're some sort of legend like you walk straight out of a comic book. Are you and I know you're human
And you're weak
You came here for what you little psychic?
I have cut a path through all your thugs
Who can truly say I'm not the Shroud?
Don't listen, man. He's a phony. So what's gonna happen is this.
I'm going to kill Kent. Then we're gonna shoot the hell out of you.
Nothing's gonna be left to paste. Then I'm going to Good Neighbor
and kill every last worthless bastard there and burn the whole thing down.
No one. Screws with Shingen.
I am the instrument of justice, and I cannot fall.
Death has come for you, evil doer, and I am its shroud.
Stop talking like that.
It is the shroud.
It really is.
Screw this.
Coach.
I'll save you, bro.
Don't do it!
Where are you running?
That's a wall.
Can you go through that?
Are you new?
A wall?
The shroud's here, bro.
Ken.
I've never been so happy to see anyone in my entire life.
Yeah, yeah.
I just give up.
On all of it.
Crime finance isn't what I thought it'd be.
Really?
After all this, you're just giving up?
I knew it was bad out there.
But this?
I don't even think the Silver Shroud himself could fix this disaster area.
If you just quit, then the bad guys have already won.
You... you're right.
But I'm tired.
I just wanna go home.
I'm going back to good neighbor.
Really, thanks for saving me.
I'm just done.
You are a secret identity.
should we leave them alive what do you think fellas
Okay, I'm boning.
Oh, I saved, never mind.
Don't bother, he's dead forever.
Whoops.
Excuse me.
The shrouds real real I tell you I never wanted to work for singin
Hmm but you did
Whoa
Upgrade, what, what?
Save, what?
Put it over the stick.
Oh, I thought it was the locker.
Oops.
Well, gotta go.
Nice knowing ya, loser.
Got that shitty fucking scope though.
Mmm-hmm.
30-15% Nigerian?
No.
No. I'm Chinese.
Well, gotta go.
Let me get through the window, bro.
This place is kind of a maze.
Gabba?
I'm out!
Man, if I dropped down and then I was at the entrance again, that would have pissed
me off.
We chose the correct path this time, though.
Spent some Chinese scat one time.
Chinese scat is literally just...
...scat, dude.
Get the same one.
It's got a little Chinese forum, dude.
No.
We're top five Chinese proverbs.
Fire arrow, good.
Attack the supply line.
What else?
Cleo.
Shut up.
I did not pursue Lou Boo.
Mike Walker leads for 7.
What's up?
So, I really want these drugs, dude.
The deed is done.
The dreaded singin' breathes no more.
All by your lonesome you took down the big, bad singin'.
We get to walk that tight rope of freedom one more day.
Take this for the effort.
Oh.
You played your part in serving justice to those most deserving of it.
I'm gonna miss these little conversations.
The gutter's been running a little too red lately.
You keep them clean, and you'll welcome back anytime.
Better try chess.
Sometimes you need to sacrifice a piece to keep the game going.
Yeah, keep talking like that.
Everyone's gonna love that.
Keep that in mind.
How can you see me?
I am invisible.
I miss the site though dude no
Noooo!
Oh, goodbye.
Bro.
Look at your piddly-ass SMG dog.
Why don't you take a look inward?
Oh.
It's jet o'clock, baby.
Take the beer, dude, get fucked up.
Bro, I...
Steve takes at least 10 beers to get drunk, dude.
And he's gonna drink them with his ass too.
We're going back to Diamonds in Diamond City.
It's like in Night City, you guys remember that song?
But it said Night, I said Diamond.
In Diamond City!
You know what I mean?
I'm going in!
Fuck.
we were ghouls? Depends on what kind of guy you turn into. If you're an ugly ghoul now.
Hope this helps.
Mega Surgery Center, Dr. Crocker, Resident Surgeon, 4x Reconstruction Surgery Facial.
It's got changes flickin' face.
But why?
Cue noir music. But why? Well, it's like a cool noir thing to say. Seems like, oh Johnny
here thought he could skip town but the only thing he really ended up skipping
was rope around his neck hey you were in the paper right vault wallow with a
thousand guinea pigs got a twisted experiment was that
Dude.
Are you sure you're done searching that?
No, no, I'm gonna go back in.
I'm gonna go back in, dude.
What I miss, fella.
I spilled the beans.
Boink.
It only spawns in survival.
Guys, the folders just jumped.
I wonder if the guy who made the uh, oblivion music worked on this.
Definitely get like, it feels like I'm playing oblivion with guns.
Does that make sense?
That's gonna piss some people off.
Why?
I get, dude.
There's a very distinct feeling
when you play these kinds of games, dude.
And I'm telling you right now,
check this shit out, okay?
Now for a moment, close your eyes.
Listen to the music.
Oblivion.
For sure.
Now open your eyes and watch.
the way that you go out and exit a building oblivion
Hey, you see that big blimp?
What's the brotherhood of steel?
Why are they here?
Oh, Blibion.
These guys don't even have the decency to live in a rusted-out shack.
They're almost like they're made by the same studio.
You don't want to take your meat, but they do.
I'm just using the stomach.
So hey doc we offer a wide variety of medical treatments
Do you know anything about this receipt? Let me see
This is dr. Crocker's debaubates handwriting all right
Looks like Earl Sterling was one of his patients the procedure noted here is mundane low-risk cosmetic work
Dr. Crocker never performed it. However said Earl vanished before he paid anyway
We should get back to your immediate medical requirements.
Where is Doc Crocker?
I'm a doctor, not a secretary.
I'm sure he'll be around eventually.
Now, I must insist we talk about your medical needs.
I'm gonna break into your building.
Gonna pass.
Alright, excuse me.
My wife said you look particularly bald today.
Dude, where's the mega surgery center?
Whaaaaa?
Am I dumb?
Next to you?
Heh heh heh.
Excuse me, excuse me.
There's an awful lot of blood leading into the surgery center basement.
Should try and find a way down there.
Hmm, interesting.
Baaaaaap!
Oh, Earl.
You've...
You've really been a handful, you know, but I think we're just about done.
Our little mistake is finally going to be corrected.
Oh, naughty naughty.
not supposed to be down here but that's okay i can fix that i can fix anything
yeah you fix things all right fix yourself some time in a diamond city jail cell jail cell
you don't get it do you duck crocker isn't going to jail he's going to go back to his surgery
his mouth at Mova.
Sometimes, sometimes it is.
I
Jesus
I know what this looks like looks like it'll be a closed plastic funeral
I'm reporting this!
God!
Look at this mess!
Doc!
I'll be informing Diamond City security about what happened here.
Everyone will know what Dr. Crocker did to Earl.
Yeah.
Come on, let's fix this up a little bit.
Doc.
You should go.
This is my surgery.
I'll be the one to set this right.
What?
Why was it stealing?
He didn't give a fuck though.
That was weird.
Well, well, well.
It seems like...
Where does me? I'm the Silver Shroud. I don't need shit.
Hey, you're that vault dweller from the paper.
Say something cool.
So, you find out where Earl Sterling ran off to?
Yeah.
Earl never went anywhere.
That was a crocker killed him during a botched surgery
Crocker killed Earl?
Kind of as long as he was I figured maybe Raiders or the Institute, but Crocker
Where's the doc now rotting in a cell I hope
Come on Ellie you can't really be that naive naive what do you oh?
The Doc's dead isn't he?
Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry you had to go through that. Here, take this.
It sounds like you earned it.
It was so terrible.
Let everyone down at the dugout and know what happened.
Shame it couldn't be better news. Thanks again for closing this one out.
You know, I can't guarantee it'll be any brighter, but we did have another case lying around if you're interested.
You remember that one, Nick? The case for Marty?
I do some loony scheme to make off with a statue of a grasshopper or something.
You're welcome to page through it.
Like, it's in the folder on the cabinet.
So, rock and roll, and we're gonna have to put the...
...
the Marty Wolfinch case Marty was Nick's partner.
I emphasis on the was he must have been so kind of desperate to come to us for
help after all this time. Marty and I never exactly saw eye-to-eye
mostly because he was usually passed out on the barroom floor.
oh come on Nick think of a good time.
What? Yeah that's the one I'm thinking of...
puts the cigarette out of her base synth bitch
where is it
listen to Marty's holotape
oh I'm done
Fuck, what was it called?
Ah.
Niki, you won't fuck it up, it's Marty.
I know it's been a while, but I came across a little mystery.
I thought I might get your circuits fired.
You remember that ugly grasshopper statue on Double Vanu Hall?
Turns out it's got a note in it.
A note written by the son of one, Shem Drown.
Who?
I don't expect that name means anything to you, but the guy was a coppersmith.
We came back with folks did shit like that.
Apparently, there's no lead straight to the old guy's stash.
Listen, you can keep quiet.
I don't know what's in it, but I'd sure like to know if it's still there.
I'm gonna go do a little recon on the hall.
If you decide you want to get the team back together, you let me know.
Why is your haircut like that?
Shut up, fanci-
Mr. Nakano seemed like a good sort trying to make sure you jump for only tough world
Remind you of anyone
J word yeah, I'll say it again
Fuckin didn't read the name of the quest this is it
I kind of want to do this one we've had Paladin I mean it's been like two months in games
since we uh told this guy we were gonna help him he deserves at least that now
the fuck did I do? there's a guy in chat named Jabroni. you didn't do anything and that's
the problem. The shrine here for it makes it look like Dr. Manhattan. It's just the
like us. It's not greasy! There may be a little bit. I'm gonna watch my face. Get some water.
Is that chill? Okay, beer back.
I
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
That's weak, can't it?
What is your partner?
He's in the coffee deposition, son.
Hmm?
Tell us something about the little bit.
No.
Please, get your ass back here!
Yes, sir!
Take it, boy!
Ah!
Thank you, sir!
Ah!
What?
Suck, Chad?
Ah!
I swallow my calm.
I'm an artist.
I'm a performance artist.
This thing is lucky to start at Z.
Just loop it up, and it's a long process.
Going next door, stick your finger in my ass.
That's good.
Oh, fucking coming.
I get ripped off a little bit, man.
Thank you.
Who the fuck's going on?
Hello sir.
How it in dance?
You ready to move out?
Yeah.
Ready?
Outstanding. Follow me and try not to lag behind.
Got to be the cool. Okay then. Alright man.
We're showing off, dawg.
Happy lambics for a million months.
Warrior for Christ for 2069.
Soon.
Sirs.mkv, thanks for seven.
Ark of Life, thanks for seven.
We'll take this alley, follow me.
Okay, you speed up though.
Our jet is a short hike to the west.
If we take this road, we should be able to avoid the larger packs of barrels and bestie
cavers.
Travelling this far from the police station is a risk.
But getting that transmitter up and running needs to be our top priority.
If it goes up to me, I'd relocate my team.
Why am I getting experience?
Disturbing energy readings in the area they need to be investigated.
We don't know much about them.
Except that they're short-lived and broadcast on a frequency only available at high-level technology.
We're concerned that whoever or whatever is creating those energy readings might be a potential threat.
So it's our job to investigate them.
I'm surprised Paladin Dan's recognized you when you met him you were two hundred pounds
heavier not addicted to drugs.
Hey drugs.
Um, mister?
Great.
of
the rate of
the
death
of the one else
Hey, we couldn't save this guy.
Why is he telling this? Oh, it's this.
been a target from the moment we arrived, but despite our setbacks, I don't intend to give up and head home.
Or end up missing.
Okay.
I...
did not...
ask.
You said that question level five? Holy fuck dude.
The holy moley!
Target spotted.
Legendary.
I'm coming!
Boo!
Pulled gun out of that animal's ass!
Wait up!
I gotta remove this fucking scope.
Any plans on playing Legally Distinct Arc Survival with Pokemon?
Nah.
What's up?
Dog spotted.
bro can't even kill a dog dude. what's the point of the armor?
fucking pathetic. Danny Talaz and Brutyshep? thanks for 7.
pathetic
Paladin
Okay
Hey ship
You like ball out TV show?
Arc jet systems. There shouldn't be any exterior security. So we'll head into the front.
I think I saw like some of the episodes from the first season, but anyway, it's got the one
guy who I really like, the guy from Vice Principles. That guy's cool. I like him a lot. He was Baby Billy.
Baby Billy's Bible Bunkers.
That's what you know Goggins from?
Vice Principles is a masterpiece, dude, so, yeah.
I'm locking in Vice Principles is the final answer.
What that guy's saying gay, it's, uh, Paladin Dance.
We do this clean and quiet. No heroics and by the book. Understood?
How many to recap? It's been like three months. Why are we at Arc Jet again?
We're here to retrieve a device that will boost the signal from the radio tower at the Cambridge Police Station.
Without it, we can't make contact with our superiors.
Remember, our primary target is the deep range transmitter. Stay focused and check your fire.
I don't want to be hit by stray bullets.
There's a six-year follow first-time message.
These guys follow him for six years and pipe little gup piped up to call me gay, dude
That's so bad I would never see
Boy thanks for God's up
I see that.
Uh-oh.
What are sins, he said.
We just call this guy a bitch.
You, are you a bitch?
I'm scared of some synths.
I specialize in synth murder, actually.
This place is a mess, but I still see a few pieces of salvage that the Brotherhood might
be interested in.
After we're done here, I'll have to mark this place for sweep and retrieve.
Yep, I asked.
Cabo.
Looks like a dead end.
See if you can find a way to get that door open.
I've got to recognize the area.
I found a way to get it open.
I found a way to get it open got it do this IRL pregnant robot I can't I cannot do that
Open.
Uh-oh.
You must be...
Oops.
Kill.
Ah!
They saved me.
Oh, no.
So fat.
Wait, why am I at 3-10?
Oh.
Wait.
I'm missing the chest.
I remember now.
We put it away because it's so heavy over right there, bro
You were out there
Okay
You got this
Maybe take some fucking cover dude, I
Take him down!
I will say kind of cool that he figured out it was synths.
I'm going in.
Nice! Is there no hockey to eat food? I mean I could manually bind it, but I have like 10 different kinds of food.
So, I have not.
Do you know what I mean?
I don't have a...
I got the fingers or the keys.
Reloading!
Why'd he come up here?
You could look at the CEO terminal, but it's probably just lore shit.
And honestly, I'm pretty sure I already looked.
I don't know where he went.
This guy ditched me, dude.
Oh!
Dodge.
Think laterally?
Throw the same football.
it. Sweet. Oh, he meant ladder all the way. Like a ladder. What the fuck is this for?
I saw a giga.
There we go.
Uh, deep range transmitter.
I don't think I'll be reading these.
And you can't make me.
Steve Fuck on the case.
Oh.
Yes.
Okay.
I'm coming, bro.
Where is this guy?
Oh?
Turpentine use for stems?
Which one?
Like, Stimpak?
Dude, what?
How'd he get over there?
Ah.
This guy's a fucking dope.
Grow up in the jet IRL?
Yeah, I'm vibrating at a speed you literally cannot comprehend.
I gotta stop figure this shit out dude.
We're almost too fat to fucking move.
I've been in here I recall this place
This guy's taking this guy's literally stolen valor in me by the way
So I found you bro
Oh, he's got a flashlight.
I wish mine did that, instead of being like a weird aura.
Wow.
Yeah.
The transmitter should be in the control room at the top of the core.
It looks like the elevators are dead.
We'll have to keep heading down for now and find a way to get the facility's power back online.
Understood.
Steve Buck on the case.
There has to be a power backup system somewhere.
Scout the maintenance area off of the main chamber.
I'll remain here and watch our backs.
Affirm.
I work better alone, was I cool?
Chunk jab!
Shock class, let's see the meat, this is shock class.
My marvelous engineering, the finest weaponized refuse
acceleration, my beauty, my shock jet.
The way that's the name of the thing I picked up.
Warning, power loss detected, engine core is offline.
Okay, I'll turn it on.
In a moment.
Hopefully they don't need that to operate.
Hehehe.
Bro.
I know you ain't trying to make me do this shit for real.
Nice. Easy. Start auxiliary generators. Now.
Engine core power restored. Thermal engine command accepted. Commencing five second countdown.
five
wait
four
three
why is blood counting so slow
one
engine firing
Wait, he's just taking it.
I'm sorry, bro.
I should have waited.
Cap'a.
Evil laugh.
Kappa evil laugh
Test firing completed with an efficiency rating of 96 point seven percent
So much ammo
The game wants me to check its condition, but I'm finna check my pocket's first dough.
Boom.
What's up?
Oh my god!
Are you alright?
Cut!
Cooked by those flames.
But thanks to my power armor, I'm still in one piece.
The important thing is, we're still alive.
We have a way to get to the transmitter.
Let's go.
That's the most animated I've ever heard my character be.
Going down.
I'm alive. We have a way to get to the transmitter. Let's go.
That's the most animated I've ever heard my character be.
Oh my god.
All right, come on, man.
Ain't no way this elevator could support both of us.
Move.
Yeah, I'm the Ponder, old man.
Shool slumps over
Almost picked that up
We'll have already five
I don't see any vice anywhere.
Fan out and check the synth remains.
It may have been after the transmitter as well.
I found it.
Let's get out.
We'll take the service elevator to the service elevator.
Where is that?
Oh, it's the service elevator.
My aim is level zero.
Dude, shut up.
You're not even punny to me.
Going up.
I'll get it in front of you.
Teleports forward.
Can I hold a lantern like a spooky ghoul?
So excuse me, Paladin dance?
gone smoother but mission accomplished. Smoother? I thought we did fine. That sweet
was sloppy. We were caught unprepared more than once which is unacceptable.
However, your extra gun gave us the edge we needed. I'm not certain I could have
accomplished the mission alone. That's right, don't forget. I don't need an
evaluation. Accepting constructive criticism is the best way to improve
ourselves both physically and mentally. However, this doesn't diminish your role
of the operation without your assistance it could have been in jeopardy that being said I believe
we have two important matters to discuss first and foremost if you'll hand me the deep range
transmitter I'd like to compensate you for your assistance during this operation I think you'll
find this weapon useful it's my own personal it's a me it's gonna cripple me brotherhood laser rifle
May it serve you well in battle.
Ummm...
Mine's better, dude.
Crushed under the weight.
Don't you need to keep it?
This isn't the only weapon at my disposal.
Brotherhood soldiers always carry a backup.
Now, as far as the second matter goes,
I wanted to make you a proposal.
He's gonna recruit us, guys.
We got a lot thrown at us back there.
Our op could have ended in disaster.
But you kept your cool and handled it like a soldier.
There's no doubt in my mind that you've got what it takes.
The way I see it, you've got a choice.
You could spend the rest of your life wandering from place to place, trading an extra hand for a meager reward.
Or, you could join the Brotherhood of Steel, and make your mark on the world.
So, what do you say?
What would be expected of me if I joined?
You'd be under my command, and I'd expect you to follow orders.
No more mercenary work.
This is the real thing.
You'd have access to advanced military weapons,
as well as your own personal suit of power armor.
Most importantly, you'd have the brotherhood of your back,
ready to spill its own blood to keep you alive.
Offer still stands.
Can we count on you?
Hmm, sure, I'd be honored to join.
That's what I wanted to hear.
Meet me back at the police station
and we'll discuss the details.
Ding.
Oh, one thing. We don't use power armor.
So, like, is that gonna be a problem or...
You good?
Dance?
Report back to the police station.
Ding.
Wow, wow, wow.
Why not? Our armor's cool.
I never said it wasn't cool. However, Steve Fuck is merely cooler.
Does not require piddly... piddly power armor to excel in combat. His own flesh is hardened by the nuclear bomb.
Boom.
Almost ready dude.
Yeah, yeah, we got your tech perv dude.
Your freaking tech perv.
Oh yeah, is that a fucking fuse?
Oh fuck.
college. Oh fuck dude. That find his son? The main characters? No.
Howlin' and dance. Glad to see you alive and well sir.
Howdy howdy be you sir. Mission accomplished. We have the transmitter.
Finally, some good news for a change. Nice work sir.
I didn't do it alone.
Ayla, Reese, it's time to welcome our newest recruit to the Brotherhood.
He shows a lot of promise.
And with the proper guidance, I think he has the potential of becoming one of the best.
These guys train their entire life for this shit, bros.
Joke. I'm only in it for the Spiffy uniforms.
Oh yeah? And here I thought you joined up for a sense of purpose and meaning.
So you decided to stay, huh?
I expected you to take your payment and run
Let's just hug this out and get it over with what do you say you can play it?
However, you want tough guy. It's gonna take a lot more than completing one mission to impress me race
That's enough like it or not
You're going to have to learn to work together the shoulder has spoken you need to understand
What it means to be a part of the brotherhood?
We're not soldiers of fortune
We're an army and we've dedicated our lives to uphold a strict code of ethics if you intend to stay within our ranks
You need to obey our tenants without question
I was never good at following the rules if you intend to stay with us
I expect you to take my advice seriously
I only asked for two things from anyone under my command
honesty and respect
You fall in line. You stay in line. I give you an order and you follow it. It's as simple as that
There's one last order of business. I wanted to get out. What are the tenants?
Do you want to recommend you to be awarded the rank of night?
Now nothing's official until you speak to elder Maxon, but I wanted you to be the first to know
Only a night, huh? I hate starting out at the bottom everyone starts out as a knight or initiate
It's not meant as a sign of disrespect towards your abilities
He doesn't even know what that means Haley. I had a victorium means to victory. You know, thank you
Thank you feet is unacceptable because we're fighting for the future of mankind
Our rallying cry is more powerful than any weapon you could ever carry. Remember that.
Now, I've received orders that we're both to report to the Pridwin. However, if you want to run a few
ops for scribe Hale and her knightries first, they could certainly use your assistance. I'll leave
the choice up to you. Let me know when you're ready to mount up. Sorry, I outrank these guys,
So I'm not really interested in working for them.
Does that make sense?
Wait.
I have to do it.
No, I don't.
Are the quests cool? Should I do them?
Or should I?
Good bye, guys.
Are you ready to head up to the ship?
Yeah, of course I am. I've never seen anything so impressive.
He'll be leading the charge that being said you're about to get to know the Prydwin up close and personal
I've received orders that were both to report to her immediately
Follow me up to the roof of the police station. We're going for a little ride
Well, that's the Marvel theme song
What happens if we do this quest before the blimp arrives, it is the blimp, right?
Excuse me, Paladin dance?
Okay, dude.
All right, all right, big dog.
I can't leave. He's blocking the door.
But this is not the balloon.
Hold on.
We're going to the balloon.
Can I fly it?
I'm gonna try to explode it and ready to fire. Did you spot anything hostile during the flight?
I suggest you put it in good use. I want shooting area bro.
I'll try to identify your targets before you start shooting. We don't want to have any mishaps in fire on the local
Yeah, but what if I did shoot them though?
The Commonwealth looks different from up here, doesn't it? It never seems to amaze me
How drastically your perception of the battle has changed us from the air.
We're gonna need that in between we take on the Institute.
They've already proven that they're technologically superior,
which means there's no telling what types of weapons don't have a car.
Hopefully our air superiority and tactical know-how will make the difference.
Now all we have to do is fight.
And I'm betting that Elder Max will have a plan already in place by the time we arrive.
Ow!
What am I getting bats with this?
our duty and I will gladly spill my own blood if it ensures our victory okay man I get it
oh fuck
we're on final approach to the airport the broodwind should be coming into
we'll be meeting lancer captain kells on the flight deck just stick close to me and answer all of his questions
are they hostile to me forever all right with those are they good dude I see a robot I'm pretty
shoot with my minigun man okay
what wrong with that what is the uh freaking command
fire you spotted a big hostile during the flight I suggest you put it to good
use make sure you properly identify your targets before you start shooting we
We don't want to have any mishaps.
It's in fire on the locals.
Bro, Bro's just standing there.
The Commonwealth looks different from up here, doesn't it?
It never ceases to amaze me.
Excuse me, how drastically your perception of the battlefield changes from the air.
We're going to need that edge when we take on the Institute.
They've already proven that they're technologically superior, which means there's no telling
what types of weapons they'll have in their arsenal.
Hopefully our air superiority and tactical know-how will be a success.
Now all we have to do is find them.
And I bet that Elder Maxson will have a plan already in place by the time we arrive.
Chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug a chug
Is that all got been heard about?
Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga
It's all gone
I wish everyone got the police to recall it
But they've been blinded by rumors and misinformation
They don't realize that the brotherhood of steel is the Commonwealth's last hope for survival
Every man, woman and child below is in mortal danger
They fail all matter of time before the enemy overwhelms the population
Cleansing the Commonwealth is our duty
and I will gladly spill my own blood if it ensures our victory.
They got the Washington Monument here, dude? That's crazy.
We're on final approach to the airport. The Pridwen should be coming into view just ahead.
We'll be meeting Lancer Captain Tells on the flight deck. Just stick close to me and answer
all of this question. I see it. Guys, I see it.
I'm sure it's wet out here, dude.
I don't think that's normal, eh?
I'm so fucking ready, dude. I'm so ready to make a difference.
Music
Did we grapple?
Music
Without a ploy!
You led me directly to your base
Oh, yeah
Still pretty one mission to come aboard sir permission granted and welcome back paladin
Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on a successful mission. What about me? Is this our new recruit?
Yes, sir
I feel promoted him to initiate and I'd like to sponsor his entry into our rankings personally
Yes, we've read your reports. You'll be pleased to know that Elder Maxon's approved your request and placed the recruit at your charge.
Thank you, sir. And my current orders?
You are to remain on the Prydman and await further instructions.
Very good, sir. Ad Victorian, Captain.
Ad Victorian, Collin.
So, you're the one Paladin Danse has taken under his wing.
You don't look much like a soldier to me.
I'm a veteran.
they are understood it's not like I have a choice if you want to remain with us
then you're right you don't that's all for now so now the dude your orders are
to proceed to the command deck for the address after which elder maxon wishes to
have a word with you if you have any questions ask me now otherwise you're
dismissed do you hear that he said who which instead of which can you tell me
anything about elder maxon elder maxon is the supreme commander of the
Brotherhood without his synacity in his vision we'd still be a small group of complacent stragglers
Occupying the citadel in the capital wasteland in a mere decade
He's grown the Brotherhood of steel into a major military force. He's an inspiration to us all. Is there anything else?
Where can I get power only nights are allowed to wear Brotherhood power armor and you're no night
not yet until elder maxon grants you that title you'll have to make do with
what you've got anything else can I have money or gun please what are my orders
your orders are to proceed to elder maxon's address after which he wishes
to speak with you anything else I don't have any questions then I suggest you
head over to the command deck immediately dismissed in the shit
imagine speaking with this dumb fuck Steve fuck dude and like that's like how
he responded to you speaking in complete sentences. Where did I get the power armor?
Can I have a gun?
That's stupid as fuck, dude.
Surely it requires a lot of fuel to keep this thing floating, though.
Bro, if I was this shitty, meth-addicted raider in the wasteland, dude, I would definitely
be taking five shots of this bitch for fun, though.
Like me and the boys go out on the roof, shoot some pipe rifle, and that way...
What the fuck is that?
Is it dirigible? It's full of gas? Bro, this shit is made of steel. It's the brotherhood
of steel.
Brothers and sisters, the road behind has been long and fraught with difficulty. Each and
every one of you has surpassed my expectations by rapidly facilitating our arrival in the
Commonwealth. You have accomplished this amazing feat without a hint of purpose or direction.
I'm not mauging him.
You see my bolts there?
Okay.
sense the destructive nature of the atom bomb, they call their creation, the sin, a robotic
abomination of technology that is free thinking and masquerades as a human being, this notion
that a machine could be granted free will is not only offensive but horribly dangerous
and like the atom. If it isn't hardest properly, it has the potential of rendering us extinct
as a species. I am not prepared to allow the Institute to continue this line of experimentation.
Therefore, the Institute and their Saints are considered enemies of the Brotherhood
of Steel and should be dealt with swiftly and mercilessly. This campaign will be costly
and many lives will be lost. But in the end, we will be saving humankind from its worst
enemy itself I had Victorian I care about them you know the people of the
Commonwealth free target if you say so I can understand your indecisiveness
turning your weapons on the very same people that you're trying to save can
be a bitter pill to swallow you're not gonna convince me you're right yet
despite that Paladin Dan still feels you'd be an asset to we are marketing
this guy actually. Well earned.
Oh. It's Quipin time.
What is this the Dark Ages judging from the state of the world?
It wouldn't be a stretch to say we're living in that era again in any event
Once you're finished becoming familiar with the prid one in my staff report to the flight deck for your new orders
Welcome aboard the prid one soldier. Make us proud
Stray radio signals keep pinging the array gonna try to filter it out
I'm gonna find this guy's room and then rob him surely it exists, right?
what you looking at? oh probably nothing man this shit's dirty as hell holy f**k
Lancer Knight?
It appears the intel claiming the old CIT ruins housed an entrance to the institute was incorrect.
My scouts and I spent days combing the location and turned up nothing, other than a couple of minor casualties.
When a contingent of scents boxed us into an old tunnel where we were sniffing around,
my immediate recommendation would be to follow the trail back on whoever provided that intel.
I suspect some wastelander is feeding Proctor Quinlan lies to earn some caps.
You hear that shit, bro?
If we ask them if they're sent, they're supposed to say yes, dude.
Those are the rules of engagement.
You sent me to take a drug you get demoted to rank in the brotherhood?
Dude, these guys use power armor and so fighting with their bare hands and they call themselves
knights, dude.
More like.
Bitch.
Is.
Uh, it's career.
Is
Let's go here
Hey there
Thank you. Yes, sweaty as hell and bald
In my experience hot shots and big mouths end up with closed casket panels. Yeah
Yeah
You don't have the key weapons ready
Fair
She's guarding this door ain't got the key bro. What's the point?
Okay, now we're stealing
Going, going, going.
I'm, I'm guys, I'm hearing footsteps.
Oh, it's Elder Max's room.
I didn't have to do that, I'm sorry.
Armor jacket oh his jacket they're talking about his little plucky jacket dude his cute
little jacket. There's a captain's
terminal. He's robbable. Maxon though?
That's a step too far.
Uh, Maxon. House of the Andrian and the
Receiver of the Pond and the Evergony of the
glue that they were introduced by the Institute and I was like, you know, I mean, I'm down
to kill the Institute, bro. You ain't gonna ask me twice to cap up some sense.
Why?
I'll find out.
I'll prove they could.
Those muties might look the part.
Ask me.
The Institute is the real monster.
Yeah, man.
I'll administer your exam after you've checked in with Dan.
medical report
I've been working closely with scribe Nariah
Examining some of the synth bodies that are recon teams have recovered go on even though we have yet to recover the synth
That appear completely human these lesser models are still astoundingly advanced
What's becoming apparent is that the Institute is the most technologically gifted enemy we've ever encountered and therefore
for exceedingly dangerous. I've turned over all of my data to Lancer Captain Cal's, along
with my recommendations for developing effective countermeasures for these scents. Unfortunately,
I'm not sure how much it will help given the fact that the real enemy are the scents
that could be hiding among us.
You've checked in with that
Did anyone feel that it's feeling a little sus right now an elder Max
Like a stray breeze
I believe we're a bit of a chat after you've spoken to elder Maxon and tell it in dance
I do believe I'm here to look for any of your valuables
How come no- oh, okay, I was gonna say, there's that cat in a...
What was the- the place?
You could just kill that cat and no one would fucking care.
Yep.
So how did it look up there?
You've got a lot of work ahead of us, brother.
Yep.
I ain't that right. I ain't that right.
What you eating?
Ew, it makes noise.
No.
There's a noodle noise.
How did it go with Elder Maxon?
Maxon seems so young compared to everyone else.
You're okay with that?
Don't let his age fool you.
Maxon's a brilliant tactician, a formidable warrior, and possesses an idealistic vision
for the future of the Brotherhood.
I'd follow him anywhere, without question.
That's not even like a question I would have thought to ask.
Why are you so confident in his abilities?
He sounds pretty delusional to me.
You don't actually buy everything he's saying, do you?
You shouldn't judge Maxon on his words alone.
His actions prove his sincerity.
I just hope you appreciate how much of a chance I'm taking, bringing you into the fold this
quickly.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but if you screw up, we go down together.
Uh, I'm not comfortable being watched so closely.
Well, you better get used to it.
If you want to remain a part of the Brotherhood of Steel, you're going to have to go back
to adjust to the military way of life now I'm a better to hop into a suit of
power armor and take the fight to the Institute but first things first in order
to be an effective part of the team you need to learn your way around this ship
and get to know its crew since I've been officially assigned to you as your
sponsor I'd recommend taking me along with you there I'll go it alone for now
and confine you when I'm ready so yourself I'll be in the mess hall if you
I need you.
Brotherhood and there's everything else. Nothing in between.
Who'd you say that? Me? You talking to me? Hopefully the next recovery team will bring you back some day. Shut up, bitch. I know that.
Clubs, they're having to get real creative.
There, try and have a... Scribes have way cooler, huh? I'm supposed to have 10 minutes ago. If you can't fix it. I can fix it.
You're the one who decided to take your way through a myer...
So, you're the new recruit I heard about.
Not what I was expecting.
Thanks, brother. I owe you.
I don't care. I didn't join up to impress everyone.
Alright, easy night. Didn't mean anything by it.
Our usual recruits tend to be wastelanders.
And you don't look like one of them.
Anyway, since you came down here to meet me, we may as well get it over with.
Hi.
Ingram and this lovely little grease pit is where you'll usually find me if your power armor's too tight in the crotch
The prid one's about to crash into the ground or a robot's gone haywire. You come see me
Yep, you're gonna quips bitch while you're at it. My car is making this weird grinding noise when I back it out of the driveway
You're gonna have to take a number
There isn't a day that goes by on this tub without five or six things breaking down
And since I'm stuck in this rig not quite as spry as I used to be the work tends to pile up. Oh, yeah, we uh
You read about this I hardly noticed hmm can't tell if you're patronizing me or trying to be polite
How about I just forget you mentioned it? Anyway, I'm sure you're here to get your hands on some power armor
There's a pretty decent t-60 suit sitting in Bay three. That's all yours the left leg actuators
of it's sticky but it'll keep the creeps off of you oh and if you need any work done on it
feel free to use the workshops around here now if you'll excuse me i need to get back to work
oh you stepped on my foot
where's the regular workshop
i can't build here
worst deep ball workshop if it looks dead put one more in its head for good
measure why take a chance no matter how many battles we win there's always
another fight ahead of us I guess we know I want some of the shit on that if
you're fired a mini gun choose through feral is like paper I want to scrap some
of my junk. I wonder if I have to interact with my dumbass power armor as a set rare.
I mean it looks cool. Now we don't have to interact with it. That's a dub. The airport
has the workshop oh flood step forward night even though they blocked me in
this blasted cage I promise that I won't bite not really here to chitchat I had
orders to make the crew rules rules rules I haven't about one inch I bounce
sticks with the damn rules I hope you're not another one of those by the book
military types I am and I'm a bit of this is the storage depot and I as you
probably already guessed. And the ship's quartermaster, Proctor Teigen, the powers that be have me locked in here so I can keep an eye on the brotherhood's valuables.
If you need to stock up on supplies before you head out on a mission, this is the place to buy them.
Whipped, so if I'm out of caps, I guess I'll just defeat the enemy with my bare hands.
There's plenty of spare ammo and equipment all over the ship. You can help yourself with anything you can find.
Wait, plot hole filled?
in trouble. It just involves a little bit of heavy lifting and interacting with
the local farms. And since I'm stuck out here manning this one-man zoo, I need
someone to do the legwork for me. After you're done with the meet and greet, we
can discuss the details. In the meantime, have you ever need anything else? Gun, mod,
even ammo you just let me know so mods bitch Tegan remember come find me when
you're done meeting the rest of the crew do your work if you need it man it is
illegal for me to do this I think
I'm going in
and
the
the hell?
Oh no, son!
You fucking stupid bitch!
It changes dude.
trash to get the two big guns? Bro, I found like 10 Batman, dude.
Got it.
Ooh.
Got a hurry.
Covid mask acquired.
Who is detecting me?
Hi.
Oh...
Pesitating to pull the trigger on any of the common old scum can be fatal. Remember, I'll be back. You're done meeting the rest of the crew.
We should stock up on supplies before we begin our next mission.
Just carry this stuff out? I think that works. I mean, it probably works, you know.
Why did you finally stop by, soldier? Are you ready for your medical exam?
As long as I'm involved petroleum jelly and rubber gloves, I'm ready.
No, no.
This isn't that sort of examination.
I'm going to ask you a series of medical related questions and I'd like you to answer
me to the best of your ability.
First question, as a child, were you ever exposed to radiation for an extended period
of time?
Check your record, Doc.
I'm not from around here.
that? Let me check my notes. You were a vault dweller. You're probably healthier
than anyone else aboard. Anyway, sorry I missed that in your records. Just going
down the list of questions. I'm sure you understand. Okay, second question. Have
you ever had OR come in contact with a person confirmed to be carrying a communicable disease?
Never been seriously sick in my life.
Good.
Third question.
And please, answer honestly.
Have you ever had sexual relations with any species considered non-human?
Well, there was this one really ugly girl in college.
I mean, I had to get drunk and it was a dare and ugh.
That hardly qualifies.
So I'll just put no.
Question would you have any problems pulling the trigger on an enemy of the brotherhood whether they're human formerly human or machine?
Nope no problem whatsoever excellent you'll fit in quite well around here excellent
I think I've got all the information I need
I see no reason to prevent you from beginning your duties immediately if you ever need medical assistance
You let me know
Always pick sarcastic, so always smirk.
Quinlan to be deleted.
They even give you experience for that, that's weird.
get to them as soon as I can.
The one where Grogneck dies and comes back to life?
Yes, Gryb. I've read the 2076 underlying price guide from cover to cover, so I'm well
aware of its past value. The thought for this travesty rests squarely on your shoulders
because you chose to ignore the important lesson I taught you. Which is?
spaget board I'm sorry sir you're absolutely right and I promise it will
never um sir what's that red blinking light
in your terminal what oh damn it all I left it in
record mode just let me
well the name makes sense now haha what's up
well not even a thank you I hardly need to oh my
it appears I've mistaken you for someone else since it's obvious that you
Who I was expecting would you mind telling me while you're here?
I'm asking myself the same thing. I don't recognize you which leads me to the conclusion that you're a new recruit
Specifically the one that Paladin dance described in his report under normal circumstances
I provide you with a proper orientation of my department
However, I was really behind setting up research patrols and getting bombarded with requests for technical documentation
Unfortunately, I'm lacking the personnel needed to get the job done
If you want my help just ask already
I wasn't aware you were interested night as you patrol the Commonwealth
Keep your eyes open for blueprints memos manuals books charts
This guy looks like a German scientist from 1940.
I found some technical documents for you.
Cognac doesn't count, dude? That's fucking bullshit, dude.
I wanna talk to...
You go sit down, bro.
What up?
Proctor T.
Barter.
Hmm, yes. Quite.
Okay, okay, sweet and cheap.
Gatling laser, that's what it was.
Core ammo.
What the fuck?
Oh.
Wait, I have 59 fusion cores?
No way.
Holy.
He does so much.
Can use it as ammo? I had no idea.
Let's see. Buy this now. Wait, it might have mods that I need.
Man. Fuckin' bitch.
I can sell him my knee junk.
You want to buy some junk?
Assort by value.
Hang on.
How about some watch?
Meh.
Bro, how is this shit enhanced targeting card?
three bottle caps sure buddy you are clearly trying to rip me off
where is it I always forget this you what kind of ammo my revolver uses all
right man what's up I'm gonna need you to look at the other way pre-war money
He sells for a bunch? Oh my god.
Traktor. You're looking to pick a fight? I'll help you end it.
I'm looking for some firepower. All of my weapons are mission ready.
I don't look human.
It's three.
Dude, I bet I have so much of this shit back at base.
Is there a marker here? Where am I? Yeah, there a marker here fella. Let's go see
Oh.
Why the fuck not?
Zoom the fuck out.
Dude, what?
I gotta run all the way out?
What's the point?
I might just go with this still.
All right, let's see how many uh, how many money we got, check this shit out.
You know I say strap dude.
I got to rename this.
Jose Destroyer, dude.
AR67? That's a good one.
Good one good one
Hmm
I kind of I will wait till we get the next gun that turn it automatic
This thing was loaded
of
them
why did I just pop up, huh?
of
what they are six seven do
of
the
three
I mean, is there really anything on this worth saving?
No.
Goodbye.
I don't know what you guys are looking at, but I assume it's sex related.
that's not much. I did something. I'm a lot.
porn? How Preston's lifting dude? Good for you. Good for you. Alright we only got one
new guy, unfortunately.
Uh, did we grab our chest again? No.
Boom.
Oh, we get the COVID mask.
Oh, yeah.
Fuck.
I can't hit tab anymore what is happening?
It's not an ice mask
Put those back
Put that brain fungus away son
Uh, uh, hold up.
Plus one psycho, dude.
Oh yeah.
And before...
Can you give me advice on how to live with a small penis?
You're more than your small penis, Tratter.
never forget that. You're also the guy who doesn't shower. Never went to the game stores
too embarrassed to tell you. Take a shower. Now. Bro, this shit just sounds like oblivion,
do. It's crazy actually. Except for this part. Wait, what do we have? 1689 of that kind of
It's time for ammo user to come back boys.
It's been a while!
I think this one is maximized.
So the damage is deceiving, right, Twitch chat?
because the legendary is she's an additional projectile so it's actually doing 92%
have you considered that raiders are trying to free your prisoners?
no I never thought of that
that doesn't seem likely I don't know why they would try that
Uh...
Like, legendary damage is accounted in the damage number.
Oh.
This guy's cool as hell, though.
I wish I could paint it.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Come on!
Damn it!
I'm going for one!
I'm going for the one!
Oh!
Where is the key?
Is it perfectly accurate?
It seems like it.
Yeah, it's going to sweep.
Put armor piercing on it.
I wish I told you like how much it pierced armor.
I mean this is only five more damage.
There's a mod for that.
About 350.
I'll see what that is.
Wow, 350.
That's South Park rivers.
I literally just dropped some South Park meme on us, dude.
We're just at enemy resistance by 40.
Huh.
Well.