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Good evening.
Or morning.
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Coming nine for and thanks for seven.
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Thanks for seven.
She'll earn a plenty.
Thanks for the bits.
I did.
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Thank you for subbing.
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K-Money, Neil Ilando, Bada Sims, and Rocka Lem.
Dat King, Chatabot, Gentleman, Gatlers,
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That's tough to say. Thanks for seven.
Parishian, 100 months asking for one strand of hair. I can make that happen.
You might catch what I have though.
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sorry Rod Von Huygens side. Thank you very much. X-Conactic, X-Conatic, sorry. Thanks for
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on Thunder Cleese, Emerge X for seven,
C.L.O.S. X for God seven, Emerge,
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Oh, thanks for some of Big Rick James,
180 Months Max, B.Champ, N.V.,
Beef Heart Cheese, A. Mushroom, these were some.
Today we face an impossible challenge.
Today, we tried uncharted waters, a painful trip into the unknown.
I still have that pile of clipped nails on my desk.
with them like poker chips.
You see the Odyssey and IMAX yet?
No, man.
I don't watch movies unless they're marble movies get sore and a Harris tired things
and so each uh I like marble movies I like when they go um guys or it's literally right
behind me
Any plans to play the dealer or make
Nah, I mean maybe I don't know dude.
It's dog ass don't waste time.
Why do you hate it?
What's wrong?
Did they add a sprint button dude?
They remove the faux hammer?
Or I don't even know what the fuck that is, isn't that the ship?
I don't know.
Sovereign, these are God 7.
The big fucking hammer.
Did you even get a hammer in Halo 1?
I don't remember.
Sock on that chatter is mad about it being removed from the Halo 1 Remake if it was
never in there.
What makes lead mode harder?
Oh Billy, it's so much fun.
It's fucked up.
breathe it. Bohemur was the name of the pelican pilot. Oh. Stop bag posting. I'm not trying
to bag post it. It's a lot to explain, dude. First of all, the fundamental way that you
generate money, at least the last time I played, has changed. And the way that you get money
you either wait to get hacks or you know just know the websites you can click
on to force a hack to get money the things that you use to generate money
were 50 DOS coin and the people and now they're 400 so you're saving like a way
to generate money at the start one big thing is the the kidnapper showed up
on my internet went out and I'm almost positive his car was not parked in the
park a lot visible to me why is that important well the kidnapper doesn't
turn your internet off, which means it was two different bad guys.
One bad guy turned my internet off and then immediately the kidnapper showed up, so when
I stood up in the five seconds, my internet went out and I stood up and went outside to
turn my internet back on.
The camper was already there and he fucking killed me, dude.
Fuck, killed my ass!
Well, shall we?
I was sun- oh, what's up, Squelchy, Amos?
I was sun-bleaching my asshole this morning and ended up getting a mosquito bite on my chocolate starfish.
Check patch notes. I did read the patch notes. I don't give a fuck if the rewards are lower
dude. Truly I know. What I do care about is the stupid image matching game being easier.
That's based.
Based AF. I watched a couple people, a couple people try to do that shit by the way. You
You guys make me feel like the world's dumbest person, and then I literally do not...
I'm not gonna say who it was, man, but holy fuck, dude, anyway...
We were on...
We were, uh...
Not good.
You guys call that one the IQ test? I don't understand why, because it's literally...
Just shapes dude. How come it's not an IQ test to type?
Pseudo code
Oh
I don't recognition is the base of IQ test. That's not a standard pattern man. It's not you're assembling a picture
It's different and the picture is blinking and like glitching out and shit dude
Now see what changed nope slide 60 fuck you by the way
Bastard well hopefully the image one is it's time to 250 from 400 now that's base
The firewalls are cheaper, Kikyu is the same price on this mode I think, signal boosters
slightly more expensive arbitrarily for some reason.
Uh, okay.
One from 125 to 140, why?
Oh, yeah, you don't start any coins, whoops, you know what, let's gamble a little bit dude.
Let's gamble with the 20.
Wait.
I should have done more.
Can we get a Mara Moon real quick? Badamoon.
Badamoon. Oh, they added these little tags for the people in the chat. That's awesome.
gigabased
loser
Now we're gonna do a one-hundle cuz I'm in
Now I'm gonna load the handgun and put it to my temple
I'm pulling the trigger I lost everything I lost everything I lost the house
Hey fuck it dude.
I'm going in.
Reaselink these for seven?
What up section?
Dude, I gotta throw these nails away man.
What some good nails have.
grown what please I earned this I earned this I earned this
Okay, we gotta catch out guys I
Lost I lost nine dollars. Okay, we gotta keep going. We're gonna keep going
Come on, man
Come on, man.
Tumble you fuck.
Dude, slots are so fucking lame, man.
Holy shit.
I'm the system slots dude shut your bitch ass up bitch ass chatter
Whatever, we made three bucks, guys.
Ooh, time remaining two minutes.
Swag money.
Happy Forson Day?
Dude, happy Forson Day, man.
Happy Forson Day.
Orson Shatters used to piss me off, but now I've resolved to the fact that they're probably
one of the few human beings left on Twitch.tv, so you guys are welcome here.
Don't forget that.
The bots are more repulsive to me
Bob Bob Bob
Kind of need this money fella I
Only hope we get hacked more often by these guys otherwise. We're kind of in big big trouble
Big trouble.
Flug Manga, the extra seven.
Would you play this game IRL if you get to marry Tanner afterwards?
Um...
No.
I think I would die.
Seems incredibly irresponsible.
My goat please just cut it off.
How we doing?
Looks maxers be like I'd be like
You scared to touch it. It's very wispy dude. I don't know like I don't have a comb handy, you know, I mean
60 DOS coin, dude
Red 2 is only 50. Wait, did I get lowered? I think so. Oh, yeah, I did whoa
What? I
I gotta generate money.
Uh, one thing I'm not sold on is these hacks being as hard as they are to start, but at
the same time, it's not like you're in any danger right away, so I suppose it does not
I'm not fucking mad at Mike.
No!
Hmm. Idiot? Yes. Stupid dumb bear.
Dude, I remember one time I was doing this and I looked over at chat and some guy said
how hard is it to draw a fucking straight line dude.
That one stuck with me, it did, it did.
Where are we going?
I think... we have lost.
It's easier if you work backwards.
I have noticed that there's a lot of a lot of those hacks have like ended a straight line
but it depends on how you define easier right it's easier getting the green squares lit up
faster? Is that easy to you? Does that make sense? But for what though? I've had
I've had aerials stuck in my head since the last time I streamed.
Aerials in the sky.
Sounds just like the original.
Yeah, I think I did it better, actually.
You know the shitty system of the down song that was at the end of that one rhythm bullet
game that came out like a couple years ago.
What was the name of that game?
Sure don't.
Okay.
So you think you're cooler than me?
Yeah, let's start from the back.
See what happened.
I mean, that one was pretty easy.
What?
Hahaha.
That's a good one.
I'm not sure.
I don't know.
I can't tear this backwards man.
Holy fuck that was cool.
That was cool.
What are you doing, lad?
I don't know if this is right, by the way.
You missed one? You fucking dope.
Who said do it backwards?
Who fucking said that?
Read my re-sub.
Cheethats of chili?
That sounds kind of bussing my life.
People put crackers in chili, why not cheethats?
Those are crackers.
What's the objective on the hack?
You have to go through all the green squares, but also you can't...
You have to alternate colors each time.
Which is why when that chatter said, dude, how hard is it to draw a straight fucking
line that one time?
You made me so mad, you made me so mad.
That really makes you mad.
That's not Tarelli eating, eating.
based
marauder mood
an anime speaking anime watch the the
the new guesstos shell series so fucking good man holy shit dude
they'll make them like that
bros is it yeah
is real good
those whack compared to the original bro you've got a Japanese name
your name is Satoru
Oh, I gotta pull up my notes.
So, the logic dictates that you would have digested the manga at the very least, right?
Before watching the weird, almost un-unrelated anime that came out?
Where we start?
Is it a vendor student's name? True.
Why do you say that word manga and not feel for for found shame just a word
weird. No, not true. Why does he say Manga like that but Vegas the way he does? Is Manga
longer is my passion. I like reading comic book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's
key. Yeah yeah yeah. Another key. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. I am Lord. Yeah yeah
go go go go go. Boom. Boom. Boom. Swag. Yes, I was talking about a metal health singer.
That's the name of the game. I couldn't remember it. You like the part of going to the show
when they were having hot lesbian sex? You know, um, I'd like red comments about that
in, like, um, like, that scene that that chatter, sorry, my, first of all, like, I who writes
that shit is like an actual pervert has written like sex comics and stuff or whatever the fuck,
right? So the way I had it, like, described to me was like, it was like, whoa, dude,
It was not woe dude, but it was like it was no worse than a like a shitty sex scene shoehorned into like your favorite
television show man
Really?
How do we get it back how do we get it back how do we get it back?
Oh, I see no, what?
Where do I go?
Let's work backwards.
Wow sir.
I'll see you in a minute.
Do you feel closer to finish this one than the first two?
The first two games?
What are we talking about?
Why won't you play in the pre-ordered third relaunch of Halo campaign begin?
Are there still Halo fans?
You guys still doing it?
That's cool.
Howdy ya.
I'd like to do John Halo in the 213th Division of the Space Spartans here to save the Earth
again.
but wait it's kind of tragic they're getting pushed back by the aliens but
aliens friend question mark
I won't leave this strongest whale super
I want to look to this page but I think we have to
You can't kill me if I keep looking.
I can only hear game criticism from the guy who loves War of the Three Kingdoms.
Okay, first of all, it's called Romance of the Three Kingdoms, idiot, and it's an epic
about a very specific point during Chinese history.
There was a time of great political intrigue, and it had several different warlords of varying
power vying for control of the emperor, thereby control of the entirety of China, and it was
a clashing of personalities so great that they were attempting to discover whose philosophy
was best to rule in such a vast and populated place, a place that was destitute of hope
because they've been ravaged by corruption for hundreds and thousands of years
that's a very important question who's way is the correct way
the way of the people
the way of the
coming willful
or uh...
the red team, who is the lamest team?
I don't even know.
I don't even, I'm not even really sure what the
the red team is supposed to be about like tradition.
That would make them the worst team because the tradition
got them into a very, very terrible place.
Red team is family.
DK Jasa shout out to the minion on the door. That's my boy
Everyone knows red team is the most cringe team dude
Why did Koie Temba Tecmo put in the Japanese guy as well that was weird
He has number Joe tie the dude with the set the katana
was that guy in the book man one of you guys read the book right
only cool guy on the red team but he had to be fake right like not real to me is
go tie in romance the three kingdoms feels like if you were doing a story
about like Oda Nobunaga. There was just a guy named like Mao Zedong. That also is really strong.
I can't go that way.
Well, y'all ready to get kidnapped? No kidnap. That's good.
Who's the bodyguard who saved Sunseh's life on one page?
Oh, shit.
Astral body six for Gibson?
I don't have to lock it late, hold up.
So I saw in the patch notes that there was some additional info on darkness and how it
relates to noir
what's up with that
what up with that
dude there are minions on the door lol focus chatter
Albert S.C.M. thinks we're summoning?
Which way?
Hmm.
Saved.
Save.
Probably.
You see the minions that keep missing them?
No.
Spend that way here, yeah I'm here.
I lost.
Just a fucking loser, dude.
I forgot how far we got here.
Call me the strongest, we'll survive.
No worries like two people at once
I will say noir the male noir in the second game
Definitely seemed a lot bigger maybe it's a different guy though
of them will fuck it was yoked
it was paste
got done to know
so tell for the walls yeah having having the computer next to the directly next
the wall probably kind of led to some grabs you through the wall moments
who had
I need that Hacto to progress.
Why didn't you win it then?
Because the lay funny jukebox man was playing his murder song and I did not have time to
complete the hack.
Or did I have time to spend what little money I have on a sled to skip the hack to quickly
get up and then run and then hide because the price of them was raised from 15 to 60.
Because fuck you, I guess.
You literally cannot get a sled.
At the start.
You know, maybe we instantly search for stuff.
It's probably to move.
Math, that's swag money, actually.
Aww, you're no fun.
Take so fucking long to right-click after he walks away.
I don't think I need to search the rest of these rooms.
Aww.
We do need the electrical key.
Surely Tanner does not double back right on the hard mode
Surely not crank
I'm finding a lot more stuff than I did the last stream
the
bottom bottom bottom bottom bottom
the
one of sometimes you like walked into a of the one of the rooms and there's like a guy
is like naked jerking off
And then he's like, Occupied!
That would be so weird to have him.
Maybe like directed movies.
I'm
Bum bum but it but I'm bum but it but it boom
Now you tell me like I get like no are showing up during a hack like that's manageable
If you react really quick like
The get up and leave your computer fuck you also if you lose this you're gonna lose the rest of your money
Also, you can't generate money passively right now because you cannot afford the thing. Let's you do it
Layer trap not based
The pooper who will kill you if he's in the washroom and you don't hear his audio cue
Yeah, when you walk when you when you walk into the
Hotel room and then you hear like a flush you got to do something to like not die
You got like five seconds to find the toilet paper on the room and then put it under the fucking door
Otherwise, it's gonna storm out
Yep, I should make video games. It's really that easy bros
One of the already exists shut up now, shut the fuck up.
when scat rpg
did they ask michael angelo when the uh the sistine chapel would be done
they did not
today
famously many times
yeah sure they did dude were you there
were you there dude
prove it, prove it dude
why don't you prove that the earth is not flat
at the same time
for me please
I need to know.
It tells you which keys they decrypt now, which is swag.
It does take longer now though.
It's with a quote, it will be done when it's finished comes from.
Now, that's like something that I started saying and kind of caught on a little bit.
years ago. Minions. There's looks like they actually asked him to
affect him when it would be done. Yeah, that was the joke, guys. That was the
joke. That was the joke. That was the joke. That's the joke. Is that I specifically named
something that was like repeatedly inquired after and like historically
recorded and scared me haha took supposed to be funny I can't help it if you
don't get the joke motherfucker it's on my fault
If this message is on your screen, you are now hexed.
I am sorry to do this, but your help is needed.
this message in 10 chat rooms to read the curse from your computer. I can copy and paste it.
There we go.
Sweet.
No.
What?
Oh my god.
Did it go around the right?
Damn man.
That shit is tough for Rooney.
Yes sir.
Yep, yep, yep.
What?
See you later, Morgoth.
Oh
Hold on
Bro.
So hard.
Two people in chat type question marks even though I saw that puzzle and there's only
one way to go by the way so you're an idiot fuck you.
way
gotta land those dude
fucking jesus
All right, that one's on me that one's on me
I
Did so fast
Oh my god
He not take the airs away when placed, no he can't.
Who up eating a damn uncrustable?
No one?
Dude, just make a regular...
Or just make a...
Just make a peanut butter sandwich, man.
No crust is better.
Not on.
You were in the PB&J that Elvis used to make?
now but I bet it was fucking vile
furry tanner furry tanner
I'm gonna have bacon in it
I bet bacon if you butter goes hard
P.B.H.
Not that much bacon though, you know what I mean?
I'm in danger now.
I'm in danger.
I need meth.
I don't have the rep.
Wait, I got one rep.
Is there anyone that sells drugs to one rep?
Is there any one rep drugman?
Nope, you're rep 5.
you play gothic one yeah dude traffic just kiss I don't know why I said that's
weird. That's weird. Traffic.
That's open.
I need to buy drugs
When was got a crypto miner, dude?
Let's buy one of these though.
Yeah.
Minus 60.
Is that one math spot you saved?
I don't think I've found two math. I found one math.
Bum, bum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum.
Do they play games nowadays if it's going to take you a week plus to beat said game?
Um, no, it's just kind of how it's worked out.
But I mean, like, I guess if you were, like, kind of stupid and you saw that,
like, that happens a couple of times in a row,
I could see how you would jump to that conclusion, right?
it we it could see it like
I don't know but seem like that
mad
do you just call him stupid? No
that's not what I meant
of
the
of
the
No way.
This is wrong!
Dude, so fast, man.
So, don't kill me please.
Thanks.
And we're saying like I said there, what do you do when that happens?
Did you close your eyes after I saw the person and then just like type that out blindly or
something?
Did you close your eyes and witness what happened on your screen immediately afterwards?
I
That's a blind chatter I do not give a fuck
Can't go out that way I'm an idiot
Bring by success, Shakespeare, she'll be on.
Whenever I open that door, by the way.
Is it?
What?
They're not talking.
what's up? you chillin?
how we doin?
was the seven TV you know
about that
like a boss and remember like a boss
but I was fucking stupid how come they did not react to me
What happens if I walk away, do you think?
You threw it on the ground, best one.
And then I threw it on the ground.
Dude.
They just don't make jokes like they used to, bros.
Dude, they just don't be making jokes like they used to.
Remember Will Ferrell, dude?
Holy...
Wowza!
250k on you winning chatter I have regret to inform you that uh
The likelihood of that is like so astronomically small that I cannot even quantify in any meaningful way to you how
How gone those points are
I'm sorry for you.
NOOOOOO!
Like so, dude!
He said, what the fuck, man?
What killed you?
I picked up- I picked up the spare meth.
Which, you might be like, that's weird, that didn't kill you.
Uh, it did, but it killed me three hours from now when I ran out of meth.
I actually killed myself in the future when I picked that meth up.
I'm travel meth.
Which is like IRL. Now, meth makes you superhuman. It's also cool.
Because of Breaking Bad.
Before meth was just for like, rednecks and shit.
But now it's all like, it kinda looks like candy.
Hmm.
Hmm, I love meth now.
And I love Malcolm in the middle.
At the same time.
So glamorous.
Bro, this guy's tripped.
Every time.
The Infinity Stones were meth.
Real?
Speed file has the tactics, did you?
Uh, I played the re-release and I stopped playing.
Once was enough, I think, for a lifetime.
Uh...
Dude when Gaff Gary and back stabs you though dude, holy fuck man
holy flug dude but you should have known cuz he was using the evil sword magic it would
do is like it was like blood drinker death blade fuck man maybe you shouldn't have trusted
that guy. You were paying him to hang out with you so. The reality that there's like
one person in chat who actually just got spoiled by me saying Gaff Gary and backstabbed you
is so fucking funny to me because like it's been out since like 1996 or some shit. 30
years ago that game was released 30 million years ago someone just bought
the game today
hmm I've heard this is one of the best Final Fantasy games I think I'll buy and
download this and then play it while I watch my favorite streamer today
whoops like 70% of the characters in the game backstab you yeah because they're
merely pretending to be lordly they've lost the plot dude single warm hollowed
out loaf of bread filled one jar of creamy peanut butter one jar of jelly
one pound of bacon some version add bananas Elvis and his friends took his
private jetman, race lane to Denver, purchase 22 of the sandwiches and then
spent two hours eating them and drinking Perrier and champagne before flying home.
Allowed out loaf of bread and warm.
Okay, so it sounds more disgusting when you think that like this guy was eating that ship by himself
But like he had like a he and he and the homies were literally literally had a knife and they were cutting that bitch up
And then even like pieces of it. You know what I mean like that's not so bad
Me and the boys when we eat in our PB and J on our private jet
Yup.
How's the other job?
You watched Odyssey.
I don't speak the prime club to ask me that question.
I mean, barring this particular moment in which I am responding to you,
just to let you know that I think less of you.
No offense.
Do do.
Boop.
And it is.
Boop.
Big Town House down at John Drumsley Resort.
Uh, which way we, which way we dropping, boys?
Hmm, you gotta go like this, I think.
Kappa, maybe?
How do we get over here?
Holy moly.
Now like that, that's for fucking sure.
I think I'm gonna go like this.
Please be correct. Please have corrected my mistakes.
Deb. Deb plus cash money.
Swag.
Take a lunch box and yourself it.
Hot Italian sausage, yummy, yummy, yummy, ham, why the fuck did you add me with that?
and stringer. What do you think of the Odyssey? He inquired upon crawling out of his cave
even being beset by the sunlight for the first time.
Oh!
Oh, my God.
Um...
Oh, yeah.
I gotta find a website, mate.
There's bots for marketing campaigns.
You are not on the right path.
i don't i don't think
don't think they would invest in
annoying twitch shatters asking me about a movie i had not heard of except for
like the day that it came out
I don't think so, mate!
Baby baby baby baby baby baby!
Lots of near chatter hitting on me to do something.
You can block them block them
You considered that big dog those eyes
Are we connected yes, oh
a
gf is watching for the first time can you move for her she likes cows
There's some sick fetish shit, like a moo for you.
I'm an adult man.
He did post the cool dancing Cali mode though.
but up by the pop-up shop up idea about Bob
mm-hmm whoa mama
looking for the website guy website seeker
What should I play for the POE league tomorrow say anything?
Um, which POE, because you guys are playing both of them for some reason, I don't really
get it.
the better one. Blood if you can't afford POE 2, I think we could probably crowdfund you a copy in chat.
There we use
unfinished slop.
What's the what's the last fully completed game you played chatter?
That came out look outside
Do do boo boo boo boo boo boo, I want you to think about games you played before the year 2010. Yeah
And look outside does not qualify
because they released a giant content patch like two years after the game came out.
Okay, you know what to do.
As a Tarkov player, this is offensive.
We found the one Tarkov player in chat.
The rest of them, Robots.
Beep boop. Hop on Tarkov. Beep boop. Beep boop. Seeing you through wall.
Am I playing on playing the new look outside stuff? One day fella. One day fella? Well,
do not have the electricity date if I went into New Oregon and these motherfuckers just
stand there.
I do nothing.
I'm gonna freak.
I heard my chair squeak from all the way over here, hahaha.
I guess you're not sure.
Up on fall guys.
No.
I had an office key.
That's a ball guy team by the way.
Before the game starts.
How would you know?
I played fall guys.
I just, I have a hard time thinking like, like who, who the F gonna boot up fall guys
in the big 26.
This guy's like, just finished with my game of Among Us.
Like I'm gonna boot up some fall guy.
Holy shit.
Real.
uh, yeah, but I mean, that's not coming anywhere near KAZ numbers, so maybe, maybe he needs
to be humbled a little bit by the streamer university hype and whatnot no
what no one's talking about among us anymore do you but streamer you bros
dude have you seen the people popping off after streamer you dude some of them
got a hundred K viewers man what among those string at a hundred K viewers so I
I thought, bitch. Sit the fuck down.
Oh, make the noise, please.
Oh.
Fuck yeah, that's how I imagine, like,
people who'd be surfing the dark web be like,
I'm gonna check out Joey dude. Oh fuck. Yeah, it's like my favorite website man. It makes the noise dude. Oh fuck
You peep the Among Us TV show no and I've been very careful not to mention its existence to my kid either
It has worked out
With any luck we'll never have to digest it as media
it was something dumb TV execs like releasing this shit like year. I mean, I guess it's
kind of hard for them to keep up with the virality, although among us was viral for
like two years, three years. I don't fucking know. I know I play among us one time, two
two times. Among us.
Series is done in 2024,
but I got tangled up in the executive bullshit.
I feel like 2024 was still too late for among us.
It's too late for among us.
A bunch of reddit creepypastas are in development because of the back rooms.
Yeah, I saw that red letter media video too.
Not the image one.
Yay.
Although this one's really tough.
Alright, just focus up.
I
Did
You got plenty of time, bro. What are you rushing for? Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch.
I even mentally like three or four pages before that like during the hack I was like
I should check for noir mentally I was like I should check for noir then I was like no
I would be fucked up if I died to noir while doing this like minute and a half long excruciatingly
precise hack or whatever haha the the cool part is I think we could have looked
looked to the side and did that and then maybe still had enough time to complete
So the chatter said you have put plenty of time. Why are you rushing?
Let's just say I'm thinking in the fourth dimension and you're thinking in the second dimension chatter
Explain physics so yeah, they were invented by valve
In like 2003 with the release of Half-Life 2, uh, prolifically 2004, shut the fuck up, bitch, nerd ass bitch, uh, it's when they were invented, when they invented the gravity gun physics.
We got a myth, we got a crank, we got one key.
I don't know, I don't like the, uh, the hacks to open up like the first tier of computers
should be so big.
On this mode.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Tanner has a cool down?
Wait.
When you check the rooms.
Yeah, most everything has a cool down after it shows up and then you don't die to it.
And another innocent person dead is their mode down because I decided to read their
Another question out loud and it sounded like I was the one asking the question.
Another man dead.
Down in his prime.
Rep level 2 already bros.
Here I think I'll get started.
I think I'll get started.
A couple of things.
Okay, one wish I didn't have to unlock these fucking nodes every single time
You wish I did not have to reorganize the desktop layout every fucking time
Just don't die
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
You're right.
We didn't even get a good, uh, spot, by the way.
Um...
How do we come back down?
Whaaaaaaaaa?
Oh.
No.
Maybe?
No?
What?
You see it? What am I doing wrong? Up and then left.
left side go up and left. I do not know. I think maybe we
Did it wrong from the start?
Bro no way in all caps bro no way
Says this chatter. Dude, and this is why, when you guys are like, dude, really? Like, you guys, the majority of you do not understand what is happening on your screen. You don't know. You don't know, man.
Who do I trust?
Who do I trust, man?
The projection's a little insane.
Mmm, yes, it would appear that I am going to use some of my Reddit vocab today in the
Twitch chat.
Mmm, projection!
Strawman.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
What's your bitch ass up dude? Ain't no one impressed, Unk?
Chunk?
That's what I call some of you guys, chunk.
You got a fat Unk.
You
Says you yeah
Bad
I've only been alive for like 17 minutes, man.
The woman is five seconds right?
If we have...
Yeah?
I think maybe we should be trying to look for...
the videos.
How to make people in the chat room like you or think you are cool?
post question marks when streamer doing puzzle this guy has no fucking idea
he got no idea bros
call me your bro I said bros
plural one two I was talking to literally everyone except for you so
door was okay. Okay. I wonder if the kidnapper showing up on the power went out like this
This was a bug.
That one time.
Yippee!
And all it could make me think about was...
Don't get at me.
That one chatterer who had a friend who was like...
Adamant that I was literally too stupid to do the corrupt or gauntlet in OSRS, which by the way, not
super omega difficult. This guy just thought that I was too fucking stupid to do it.
You just hate the prep?
I mean, didn't they...
I didn't hear anything, by the way.
Didn't they make it like, giga-easy?
I'll put you on the TV and my wife complains that you're the annoying bald guy that eats
pizza every day. Okay, I only eat pizza once a week.
The, yeah, dude, the prep is like gigafucking easy now, by the way.
And they're, dude, they're guaranteed, like, mini boss spawns and shit. It's actually so fucking easy now, dude.
I gotta find some myth.
Was there two myths in the hotel rooms?
It's not dog shit, you mean?
I mean, one thing I really did not like about Karpagallit that always felt bad was having
to like drop some resources and then go get the rest of them. That shit was fucking CREATING!
A second enhanced seed today at 640kc.
Is the sword any good from that by the way? Like I didn't even really look at it.
the sword got buffed? what the? like how buffed? as good as a rapier and a crush weapon
holy fuck I hate runescape
more strength bonus at mobs the halberd now the crystal halberd
I don't know man non-rescapers just don't get it bro and I'm sorry that you never will
I'm actually not sorry I don't give a fuck
Hop on the latest $90 cop release dude. I know you're gonna bitch I
Don't think there's any more myth
Enjoy my java slob
Yeah, I'm gonna
Yeah, I just don't get it. Okay, first of all, I didn't play RuneScape when I was a kid, one, two.
The entire gaming industry and honestly, most of the entertainment media industry is literally deadlocked
and hinged on stuff that came out from like the 80s plus dude and they just keep re-releasing shit over and over again, dude.
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
I got no myth
the fuck is OSRS then?
um, a re-release actually
if you think about it
bram bram bram bram bram
brrmm brrrmm brrrmm
you decreased bryzer resolution at 1080p we can't see text
I got you bro, I got you
I got you man
don't you worry bro
who was present when you were born
I like George H.W. Bush
What's my league starter for POE season tomorrow?
Or how many POE seasons are there dude? These motherfuckers be coming out every month
All right 1080p. I got you man
Is that better? Well, let's look at the difference real quick
Is that good?
I think the way we beat this is we find videos, because it was buffed,
burning them in.
And just hunker down,
and browse the internet old style, dude, and then we take what we get.
The issue,
is I do have to find
some more math, otherwise I'm dead.
in an unavoidable way.
Are you growing your hair out? Looks good.
No, it doesn't.
Just stop worrying about how I look. Take a look in the fucking mirror, little bitch.
will fucking be?
okay
youtube video idea
alright
prerequisite you have to be mr. Beast okay
Remember back in the day when they used to do those videos like I don't need it a hundred dollars to a small streamer
And this is their reaction. They're literally farming these guys streaming to like two people or whatever with like
like
Double-digit millionaires really I donated ten dollars to this guy and made his week early, you know, okay
Get a lot of this
instead of donating money the video starts like this it's like I'm mr. Beast and I own
51% of this data center in Minnesota and I'm going to be utilizing its internal resources
to view bot small streamers to ridiculous numbers and we're gonna give them a streaming
career off of it dude and it's just like it's like a 20 minute video of him like
just going around we're like yep let's okay 50 50 thousand bots to this page
I heard him
Yeah, I feel like whenever a lot of times when this happens, it's this door, like when
it wouldn't when the song happens around like the backside of the building or whatever it's like one of the
it was one of the closer ones I was like you can see that the song is going on a little bit here
and that's because it started playing when I was on the backside of the building
Uh-oh, sometimes you get caught outside.
Oh, the guy who...
The guy who played the music box kill you with the Quo-Bah.
You didn't shoot yourself yet, but that's kinda like...
Now I got byproduct of dying, as you can avoid your battles.
I'm MrBeast and we're going to change 10 small streamers' lives when we give them the viewership
boost of a lifetime.
Let's just say me and 50,000 of my friends are going to do this.
PM gamer traffic magic sword thanks for raiden if mr. beast view by view with
100k viewers just remember to say that it's probably someone else doing it and
I don't think you have no idea who's doing it.
Good boy.
Boop-boop-boop!
Dude, leave me alone!
That's all there, thanks for 7.
I think a nerd.
Sorry, I just scratched the dead skin off of my face.
Is that chill?
I shed a lot. I might be like a lizard person
Do boo boo boo boo boo
Just ashy bitch use some lotion I do use lotion on my face
Man, man, man, man, man, man, cheese on it.
They should sell it.
I do.
It's not.
It's not freaky.
It's a dry skin.
Do you dip your head in it?
No.
I put it on my face.
Let me, uh, Dr. Murder.
I've been hacked every time I go to the hospital.
Oh, god.
Oh, no.
Okay, close.
They're just pretty small, so we're going to go through real quick.
Maybe we'll find a video or something.
That's the rat man.
Guess fucking forgot about the right man, didn't you, dude?
Right man!
Nice.
Do do do do do do do.
Oh, never bought the program, mate.
I need a back doll!
XD never the ones that the people who I'm talking to want of course fuck you
I got 200 bucks.
Let's go!
I gotta buy some drugs.
looking for toxicated, I think?
But that's okay, because he never talked.
He never said anything.
Has not said anything.
Omega Lowell.
Not once.
I don't know how much money the crypto mining gives us now.
Fucking Jesus.
Hey, y'all see the vein out there?
Don't kill me.
Thank you.
Erm, guys?
Um, guys?
Wait, is this door unlocked?
No.
And the water.
Yay!
Gee, I sure hope the guy who wants meth doesn't jumpy right now and then stab me to death.
That would suck.
Oh, it sucked penis.
I think I'm dead to math guy.
Um, no.
Oh
What the fuck wait
Yeah, how?
How do I get this?
How do I get this one?
Shit.
boop boop.
Almost blew it on that last square.
Elaborate.
Oh, no, we don't backdoor.
No!
I'm not gonna check his fuck you
Jax anyway
Oh
What are you doing
You are dumb
Wait, it doesn't matter if I do this or not.
We're dead to this guy, by the way.
Okay.
All right, listen up. Listen to me carefully. Okay.
If you are doing a hack, why can that happen?
Asked me in last stream would be like, oh,
probably because you can spend some of the money that you painstakingly earned in
this mode to purchase the hack block or whatever to instantly press it so that
you could then stand up and not die.
However, in order to purchase the thing
that lets us browse the internet,
and the thing that lets us generate currency
if we do the main game mechanic
and search through the text for the videos,
we are left with 20 DOS coin, okay?
Which is enough to download the video.
Uh, and not it before the hack block was 15, okay, now it is 60, which means I cannot afford it at the beginning of the game, which means if the situation like that happens early on, I either lose money and rep to very precious resources on this game mode or I die.
And there's nothing I can do about it except get lucky the finding stuff and then get lucky
Finding the right person to purchase the stuff that I found which by the way even in the game even even in
In the normal plus mode that I won, I did not find a single person asking for a single
video that I managed to find.
Not one.
Just then I hit three different people in the chatroom looking for a video.
I pinged all three of them.
I found a video, manually.
None of them wanted the video that I found.
Also the video was worth a hundred dollars coin.
I reigned into meth guy early.
Okay, we got lucky.
We found some meth.
Swag.
Didn't die right away.
didn't find the person who could sell me drugs again
uh... because i only had one rep there's specifically a guy that will only
sell drugs to you uh...
when your rep is that low he did he decided not to talk in the chat
the message i got to get more math so even if you thought even
i was a timer essentially either get hacked which guess what
uh... i don't know all of the web pages to force acts
uh... to get the money that you need
for the red
and then get lucky and have the
that to rep drug dealer
talk in the chat
and they get lucky and not have the system
get clear the chat
or
get lucky and have
More than one meth spawn that you can rely on.
Bing, bing, ba-dee, ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-dee, ba-doop.
That swag money, baby.
Uh-huh.
So they're gonna look them up, did you change your mind?
I already got, like...
I have Black Hat, Lab Monkey, Order of Nine, Tango Down, Doctor Murderer, Ridden Down.
At this point...
If I have discovered this much on my own, is it truly worth it to go and look at a...
Is it truly worth it?
Should I?
I don't think so.
Any cool stuff you got some crank
Got some crank.
Kind of funny that, oh, two math.
That's a rare spawn, boys.
That's a rare fucking spawn.
Alternatively, I don't know all of the spawn points and there's always at least two math,
and I just...
It was one of those.
It's one of those.
my my my math guy my my math guy only take one for me when he comes now he
takes everything bro that's why I left that there
You should be a 50-50 if there was even one on this mode.
I mean, I definitely started a couple runs where I couldn't find any math, so yeah.
The thing about that is, um, you are beholden to who decides to type in the chat, and it's
fucking random, dude.
It's fucking random.
Uh...
here there's the tier one drug dealer right there dude we we did it
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
I need I need to remember the name of the sightseekers
I'm looking for for doughy anyone got doughy
Excuse me
Hello
I saw a brain rot song on tiktok
It was a it was like Homer let out the barter some shit I did
Homer let the barts out
What is this I
Yep, so my kids not allowed to use YouTube anymore
That was like three adults
As far as kind of a kind of catch you though, guys, you know
Let's see, let's see if we can, uh, Homer let the Barts out 10 hours.
When was this uploaded?
13 days ago.
That's cool.
Hahahaha!
Is this why all your opinions are null and void?
Hey, you're mad.
That Hummer didn't let you out.
Loser!
You're still inside.
The Barks?
We're out.
What website you want bitch a final standing
Can do haas
Now watch the eyes and say no, no
Was a good chatter.
What do you think?
What's your honest opinion?
Social Security number.
Omar let the bars out.
Good but woke.
What was woke about it, Chatter?
Holds a microphone to your face.
Also, can I see a copy of your driver's license?
Uh, what do we got here?
What do we got here?
Black Hat, Lab Monkey, Order of Mine, Tango Down, Dr. Marn.
Lab Monkey.
Up on WoW, just got a GM to carry us through some keys.
Yeah, I heard about that I heard about that
Dude, I bet that shit used to happen all the fucking time I'm like early while I ever quest dude. Holy fuck man
All the time
They go down
Shut up I would like to purchase I would like to purchase your service, please
Deposit the money deposit the money
With V Shan raids it with GMs and EQ
I don't know what that is.
What's a B-Sham?
Fake Boomer?
What phase was that?
C'mon, here we go.
Homer.
Starts out...
Amants.
Yeah.
Fucking hell, man. Am I dead?
Hello there, away!
This one should be longer.
Or I'm dead right now, we'll see.
Mommy!
That's a close one.
So lucky.
Me when I'm lucky.
The door is like I literally just barely found it.
I checked almost every single fucking door.
You understand?
Every single door.
The only door I hadn't checked was this final door.
Lucky by the way.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do, do do do do do do do do do do do do.
It's you by the way.
You're a seal.
March, let the leases in.
Oh
Hey, hi guys, yeah, everyone
this chatter said why like he had just been like
why did you do that
just trying to like for that
Hell yeah, brother. Thank you, brother, man for killing that lake
Boop-a-doop-a-doop-a-doop
I want you guys to think about this, okay
There are the tools the free tools to go out right now
Make a YouTube channel
monetize the YouTube channel and all you have to do is just like generate AI
slop and then eventually if you generate it you can you can automate the
process dude. It just print money. AI generating AI bros. If you're actually not doing that
right now, why not bro? Like I get it. That's not how it works. I guess it is. You're wrong.
You're wrong. You're wrong.
You want to kill the planet?
Everyone in the chat turns and looks at you when you say that.
Do you see that Quinn 69 is slot coding a video game?
No, I didn't see that actually, believe it or not.
Tell me about it, bro.
Boop boop, boop boop boop boop.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum...
Remember brother man Bill?
Yeah he did that!
Where's my shit?
Okay...
Lucky day for you, boy.
Umm...
What were we talking about?
Oh, you died of COVID.
Yeah.
After you said COVID wasn't real.
That one's classic.
COVID wasn't real.
Uh, there you are.
At least we can't die in noir while we're doing this, that's base.
How come no one made a COVID wasn't a real remix of Brother Manville?
It's the same slobbles.
Who's talking to me?
It's probably the site guy, actually.
Oops.
Just click this goal, XB.
I can't keep up with you.
No!
Covid wasn't real, Covid was...
Take the vaccine at the top of the hill.
Na na na na na.
Not gonna take the vaccine on...
or the pill. Nah nah nah nah.
Did he actually die from Covid though? Yeah.
Yeah he did.
Or maybe it was aliens, I got abducted by aliens.
My name is Brother Man, Bill.
Na, na, na, na, na.
You see the new infowars yet?
Yeah, about that, like,
I mean, I've historically said on stream,
I don't really find Tim and Eric all that funny.
So,
as you can imagine,
Oh
Just cave in
It's okay if you do by the way, I like some Tim and Eric I guess you would call them skits
I don't know I
Don't know maybe I do like to marry
I
Remember me on me on
Um, let's get like I can't afford to get a sled right now
Gear worry it extra seven you got my heart attack not covered. That's just some red shit
Okay, prove it
prove it dude
prove it, you prove it? No.
I already said prove it, so he has to prove it first.
not gonna take the jab or get the doctor bill
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I can't get any shots.
I
Should hurt and then you get you get the bruise afterwards
And then it hurt for like days and then the nanomachines interface with the
Adron collider
Activate the kill switch in your brain
Fucked up dude.
The LHC isn't running for like the next four years.
Why though?
Why'd they turn that shit off?
They're making it bigger?
What is the purpose of the Hadron Collider, by the way?
Smash Particles?
Subatomic Particles?
new physics slash particles. Who all has a large Hadron collider? Does England? No. There's
only one wait where is it where is it where is it does anyone know where it's at
where is it
Switzerland oh
yeah but we could like have it if we wanted though so you know enjoy enjoy it while you can
solve black holes now we got it we've got to collect the large haydron collider
from Switzerland they're not using it to the fullest of its potential different
field dude I don't do time so fucking lame man like math at this way cooler dude
what's that one UK drill song you guys don't die about six plus seven equal
quick maths you don't have to die about that ignited my love for math
Man's not hot. Yeah, dude
Yes, vagina rectum
Any myth wait we got the meth guy I think
There's someone to leave until the power goes out
Oh, the M.E.S.S. story again?
Yeah, so basically Homer let the barks out.
There smile
Who let the barge out
Is her the right man was very faint right man
Bart's plural? Yeah.
No noir, please. Thank you.
Got a lock to be do before I get kidnapped, mate.
Now I'm unkidnappable, bruv.
Have you heard the funk version of Homer let the Barts out?
When did all of this shit get released 12 days ago, dude?
All around the same time.
What is the beat drop?
Okay, that's not even like funk.
It was like bass boosted and slowed down.
It's more chopped and screwed.
How is my internet out?
Which one we got?
One.
I don't remember which one's one.
So, the right side is one, got it.
You opened up the door
You guys are so pissed though you heard Homer let the bar sound dude because now now you won't be able to stop thinking about it, bro
Fuck you I've hexed you I gotta buy drugs
Hey, maybe we can look for some drugs.
Didn't we find two?
This playthrough?
Stop pissing me off otherwise I will unleash my sharingan.
What was that?
Oh it's an AMA thing?
Oh that's cool man.
Like cartoons?
Big dog?
I was gonna invite you to play basketball later but...
Wouldn't want you to miss your show there buddy.
Your head off of your head walks away
Where is the other man this is the other math save I think there was there were two men
Yeah, maybe not. Maybe I imagined the math.
Well, that's not good. We just wasted a bunch of time for nothing.
Locked.
Shelly Beansy, no!
Gigamoon Brofist Giga?
I don't know if you're ready for that kind of power, bub.
I need drugs.
Uh oh.
room beside table. It was the first room. No way. If I stand up now and walk out, I'm
when they get attacked by the kidnapper and die so.
Are you prepared to accept responsibility for that death chatter?
No believe in each other.
Is there a way to check for this guy without cameras if he parks on the side of the building?
What do I do?
Really
We finished the permadeff mode, bro
Well, I got you dog
There you go.
Ummm...
Did I win? I missed it.
Yeah, dude, I won.
I'm gonna go grab some coffee.
No, I'll be right back.
Yes, Milo.
you
What up?
You
you
Hey
I don't know the lyrics, guys.
Trails.
Trails here.
Don't rumble in this hole.
I need meth, stat.
Banner.
Aww, you're no fun.
From one certified OG to another, get that hairline looking fresh, OG.
Thanks.
I like decaf, I've never had decaf coffee.
It's like regular but without the calf.
Yeah.
Could be like that.
I don't know if I can beat this.
I don't know.
Excuse me.
I'm not a loser.
I'm not washed.
I'm leet, dude.
I'm leet.
Push reset again and biosciences for seven.
I'm leet.
Who's your favorite in-game chatter?
It's gotta be Mazuhist, dude, because he's a chatter in real life, too.
He'd be chatting occasionally.
Ben? I didn't find any meth.
Yes?
Ben, teleport the meth into my inventory.
Yes?
Thank you.
right guy they for soup who's Ben he's a dog that talk where's the man
Okay, what are some spots I'm not looking at bang
What are some spots I'm missing dude cuz there's gotta be some
Up
On the truck I looked on the truck
The item has 8 possible locations for spots, so there's only 8 set locations for math.
On the desk.
Gotta go snooze, see you guys next weekend for the Cod 4 scrims.
I'm pretty sure if you play Cod 4 on the PC you can get like...
Get hacked.
Yeah, there's no meth. No meth. He missed meth in one of the bathroom sinks
ban me if wrong.
Your gold cad, safe and sound.
He was right.
He was flugging right, dude.
I
Wish I could freaking gamble but I ain't got no yolo in gas
If that's not slots what is it
Let's go first we look for toxicated I think his name is always green
We got a website guy?
I
So bitch
Oh, Boney, Blue Name.
Also Drug Man.
Why god?
No.
Um...
No.
I think I also know.
I lost.
So shit I did.
It's one inside of trash can in the pickup truck. Wait, which trash can?
That might be the spot that I've been missing.
Does deeming on the the dumpster?
I love smoking little meth.
Lock her up.
Dumpster is also a chance it doesn't spawn. Yeah, I knew about the dumpster spawn then.
Oh, I'm fucking familiar, mate.
Oh, I've seen...
Some dumpster myth before.
Bubbosh?
Bub-Osh?
Uh-huh.
I think version real people online would be a good addition to the game.
Um...
No, and that's because most people would probably just die.
Meth.
Make it a battle royale.
Alright, you could probably make it work.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye. I've definitely had the thought. But does the multiplayer... improved
the game experience? It's not the early 2000s. Not every game has to have like a multiplayer
I mean
For some fucking reason other math
I think I got all the whoa that scared me
Remember some drugs I never used lol?
What if you could smoke the meth?
That would be pretty sweet.
No crank eh?
time to get surfing lads this game is boring to watch hold down alt hit f4
Get your hack on!
Here's what that's on
None of these guys can help me me thinks
Nope.
Amen.
Oops.
Oh my god.
Good boy.
Hmm, I think I know what I'm doing wrong here.
Oh
Yikes
Yikes.
I'm on the back door.
Okay.
I wanted to see if it would kill me in one hit. We didn't have a backdoor anyway, so...
Let me get no money for that.
Albert and Kaiser's rant, thanks for the limit.
Can you check Travago on the dark web?
Probably.
I
Mmm
Fersi from silver
Do do do
We need math, we need key.
Tanner.
Uh-huh. You're no fun.
Aha, you're no fun.
Doo-doo-doo.
Alright, click.
Turn the light on.
should we let him kill us dude he looks so sad dejected let him win
Travago?
He just wants to sex you?
Now he wants to inject me with uh... poison.
Like cyanide.
Why the furry suit?
It's cold.
Where's my cro- my buggy crosshair, uh...
Where's meth 2?
Nice
That's too
Well, I don't know that layout being off even matters
Double check the door.
New typing mini game in Dota 2 Compendium.
Dude.
Swag.
Dota 2?
You like this game more than Fallout 4?
Hmm.
Very different games.
The fucks a compendium? It's like the Necronomicon.
Let's go ahead and buy a couple extra backdoors here.
Before I forgoor.
Do-do-do.
You're in pretty lucky on the people here.
Kinda.
Where's Mancrix's wife?
He's dead.
So fucking sad, too.
Please be right.
Are you getting close to being this in your previous runs?
That's a good question.
Keep the VOD.
You got this, bro.
Oh.
This guy's stupid.
Hmm, we can go down here.
Right.
Oh, no, dude.
Slow down.
You're going too fast.
Swag.
There's my John Deere.
Right there.
I
What I'm struck in my shirt guy a rylan opposite from someone says fucking idiot, yeah
Yep, yep talking a lot of shit for someone
That's in spitting distance
Give me 50 for this now.
Fuck you.
Another one.
We're not going to search yet.
Wait, I need to leave that open.
Uh oh.
Oh.
Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
okay here we're going to the bomb maker's website gives a huge hacking
bonus but isn't that the guy who who conjures the bombs that kill you
It's not Sting, I wish it was though.
Lucky.
What chair am I sitting on?
Showcase lead B2.
Yeah, a sturdy one. Not wrong.
How do we spot the kidnapper if he is not parked in the parking lot?
to the mafia 3 club of that kid shitting himself?
the one where the mom's like get up i can smell it
yeah everyone's everyone's in there
down.
So here...
What do we got?
No. No.
No, no, no websites that I'm familiar with the Forza hack.
Yeah, 26 for 7.
Oh
God if it was a result I forget which one it is here
Do this the second or third aid right
Hatter says no dot html.
Hmm.
This is it.
Let's take a quick little peeperino.
Do not buy the lotion on Amazon that claims to regrow your foreskin. It doesn't work.
Okay.
I was thinking about my foreskin yesterday, actually.
Bro, they stole that shit.
your mom has your force can in a little book
I mean, you guys think that's weird, but like, I'm pretty sure Foreskin is like a, it's
a makeup.
So there are people putting foreskin on their face.
too much grok for you.
grok
they put foreskin in makeup
That man.
Anyone want this?
Of course not, dude.
Of course not, man.
Gotta run!
Okay.
I don't want to read that a lot. Jesus.
the
the door. Where's my shit? Okay. Wait's the type of day for you, boy. Oh no.
I
Fuck
What can I do, bro?
Sleded?
I have zero rep, dude.
Oh, my.
Well, it's on WowGm getting fired for simping.
I think it's cringe. I think anyone thinks that's cringe.
Alright.
But, no but.
No but.
I do have a somewhat related question though. How many of you guys for fun browse Warcraft
parse logs? 30 minutes of computer time after the ball explosion factory, 12 hour shift?
I
Think I'll I think I'll browse some I
Mean I can see someone really being into like timing mythic keys like checking logs and stuff
Eternal loop
Excuse me
We got zero dollar.
Well, please don't be gross.
I got a fork.
Otherwise, I'll explode.
We gotta go get the meth while we're out here.
I get what you're saying, but it's still high enough that someone could be looking for cool
down timings?
Yeah, no, I get it.
Was this not the room?
I'm convinced that only like 200 people actually play World of Warcrafts.
Before we run.
Harsh Losers ruin classic IMO.
Sorry, but there's not going to be a game experience or a game that replicates of what
it was like to play a video game in the late 90s or 2000s online because the internet was
just so new at that point that most people did not know how to navigate it and therefore
it was more of a genuine wholesome experience.
In most cases, especially in the video game space, casing that dragon is only going to
cause you vast disappointment and lashing.
I'm blaming it on people who are a more developed frontal lobe, blaming it on them for playing
the game in a way that is like better than a nine-year-old is actually never going to
bring you any happiness whatsoever you should just play every game.
Do-do-ba-do-ba-do-ba-doop.
Shoo-ba-do-ba-doop.
Where's the other meth dude?
We found two meth.
We saw two meth.
I'm going to get 100% cares and big M. Sweet.
And this all brings me back to my MMO idea that requires you to upload a picture of your
social security number in your passport so that in your forced to sign an NDA that prevents
you from sharing any information whatsoever about the game with anybody.
Boom.
And you have to sign another document that says you're willing to be sued, if you do.
Palantir MMO.
That's already normal in the UK?
All right, well, it's gonna be made in the UK, then, guys.
You got a fucking license for sharing that MMO information, mate.
Swings Bobby Club.
Smashes your computer monitor.
It's gonna be 12 days at the Gale.
For you, information spreader.
Where's the meth?
Where's the fucking meth, dude?
There was two meth!
Wait, no there wasn't.
I'm remembering now what I meant to leave.
Okay, we did not find a second meth, but I mentally told myself to check the truck.
Next time we could.
We spent so much time out here, by the way.
Why is this white man screaming about meth?
I guess the only people who scream about meth.
Do-do-do-do-do-do.
Alright, if the meth's out here, boys, we're in trouble.
Is the marky gonna dump more tomorrow should I YOLO?
I don't know, man.
I'm like, I feel like I'm finally three Congress people and then like, build your portfolio around them, dude. Easy peasy.
Find the richest Congress people, dude.
Frashcan?
Nancy my goat? Yeah, she's...
Cheonan, dude.
And their meth bag under the trash, no.
I don't know who Paul Pelosi is. I don't know if it's like her husband or son or whatever.
you
uh...
how many do you why is he rockin dude
do you why rockin house in there
everybody's gonna have a good time
uh-huh
you know
Well, let's take Nox in his door and assault him with a hammer.
No castle doctrine, huh?
Meth.
Wait, meth too, dude.
like his 80s. So that's why guns are so fucking push mode compared to the honorable Katana
and other swords because even a feeble, guy gin 80 year old can just execute someone without
any skill or furnace whatsoever. The skill ceiling is not very high. Let's just say that.
And honestly, pretty cringe. Same with crossbows, people always hate how easy it was. Dude,
back crossbow users got fucking clowned on back in the feudal ages bro holy shit
see i would have been a i would have been as a way hander user for sure or claymore user right
so can you imagine like walking into the the town square with your fucking big ass cool claymore
dude in scab where you see see a crossbow chud in the corner fucking hasn't taken a bath in a week
probably eatin' potage every night, dude, while you're fuckin' feastin' on the ham shanks.
Another assorted breadmeat, dude.
Absolutely surf-coded.
Fuckin' pussy-ass. And then the fuckin'...
I don't have the fuckin' key. Cool.
And then there's the guys with the hand crossbows, you know what I mean? Like the tiny little hand crossbows, pathetic.
If you're going to use a ranged weapon with any amount of honor, it's got to be the English longbow, dude.
All right, that's the only acceptable one because you had to like break the bones in your body to be able to like do it with a new amount of consistency or skill.
Japan had giant bow and arrows too. Yeah, whatever dude, don't care. They're the katana guys to me.
do do do
break bones equals skill
I said to shoot with any amount of skill you probably had to shatter your bones
dude
okay because they had to draw so far back and apply so much force they were like
rearranging their muscles and bones and shit
that's fucking awesome okay what kind of
What kind of homework did the crossbow chud have to do?
Nothing
Please tell me that's white.
Thank you.
Um, and then we go here, yup, and then we go here, yup, yup, yup, and then we go here.
Yup, yup, yup.
No!
In the dark ages everyone was assigned a weapon
Yeah, I'm see I know you're being sarcastic, but I've seen a lot of enemies and I know that
When you get transferred to a new world then you normally have like a
a skill or class and it's important and the main character usually has like the worst
one but actually secretly it's the freaking best one.
I got teleported to a different world and got assigned to the butter turner class.
should work. I didn't want to do this. I guess we could stop. I'm not going to stop though.
Please tell me I did that properly.
Yay!
Yeah
Looking at names now I
I guess I'm not, I'm probably not good enough to look at the names yet.
I recognize some of the names.
Free Comics Online Composite about 97% of the trash genre of just about every nationality.
Yeah, I only read DC Comics, so I don't really know much about the, uh, Japanese comic space.
I think there's new one here for me to communicate with.
I hope this guy finds Grave Moller's did he's been looking, but it don't exist.
person?
That's the Red.
Oh!
So you guys.
They're here.
Okay, let's go.
Once more time.
Okay.
One, two, three.
Okay.
I'm in it.
Got ya.
Okay.
I'm in it.
I didn't realize I got more time for a line. I just never bothered looking up there. What
it kept going. I have to restart.
Look at these patch notes real quick.
decrease kernel compiler typing hack minigame difficulty at higher levels.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Reprompt instead of five.
Oh. Yeah, that's good.
It was a little too long.
Well, I honestly.
Wasn't even really crying.
I just assumed I had it.
Still shorter than the memory hack from what can be in two.
I do not remember that one.
the proto... what's it called? Don't touch the same color, one. That one was hard.
That's everything on the stuff.
Guess I'll just have to freaking lock in.
for you? Oh, is it easy for you?
I've never seen anything behind that TV. I think that
I tried to rely on you the other day.
What do we got?
Excuse me.
What key am I missing?
I'm missing the master cave.
Hold on, that's not laughing here?
Noob.
Double clicks you three times until you open, so welcome.
Now your dad simped for a while, Strymer got fired.
What do I do?
Get a job?
Wrong way.
My brain, my brain just like, skipped.
Holy fuck.
No.
How do I get back down?
I think we were supposed to start here?
Oh, you do not fucking know, my...
Nope.
Atmoo, you can go down from the bottom left corner.
Wolfie XR2.
I have not really seen that guy.
Perfect Scott, thanks for subbing.
Track 06 is a website.
Black Hat Post also a website.
muted wishbone not a website
I'm sorry ma'am, surfing the dark well I can't talk right now.
serious. Be business.
A business.
Raccoon 6 black hat.
Give me the time for one.
I want a revenge.
Bitch.
Nope.
Son of a bitch.
The hack is hard only if you miss one.
Watching Gagaga D videos. Nice. Let's array a passage
Oh, I'm gonna let the barge out.
He opened up the door.
Yeah.
My best friends are moving to Australia and I'm sad. What do I do I?
You could become a stowaway
Hide in the cargo I guess you go by buy a ticket to
And then like sleep on their couch
I need drugman stat
Yeah.
Hmm, you know high score boys
I found one.
Big M, do I leak start Earthshatter for the 50th time tomorrow or righteous fire was going to play hardcore trade?
English only in chat, please.
Hmm? What the page change?
Do you think he's going to win the next World Cup?
England probably
So
Let's hope the bug gets steered, man.
the
got the god forbid the one hack that would have put me within range of getting a
fucking crypto miner actually be able to go off instead of having to deal with the
stupid fucking
made a hack and leave the computer man's dude
minus 60 DOS coin i might have lost less money if i just let it finish
whatever we got three people look up our websites is really good
lose more for attempting it I'd use a tool to skip it the tool cost $60
$60 reduce.
I'm trying to sleep. Can you Voita tutorial?
What?
Hmm. Let's try this guy.
Oh, we're repped. We're repped, too.
What the hell?
Tanner, Tanner detected.
Show that self. Imagine you're that guy driving by and you see some dude in a fursuit charging.
Nothing huh? My friend just started watching. Can you play them home or let the barts out?
Help me.
How do you know that's an AI song, prove it dude.
You can't that sounds like human art to me
Phantom lot
Not in here cringe
change. Hey crypto mine this mode. Oh you can. You just got a Chevron iron ledger. Just
got to make the money first. What's the objective of this game? You got to find the eight pages
and set them free. Find my pages. Find my pages.
It's set to be free.
We gotta find some videos.
Ain't no one in here looking for none.
And now, we search manually.
I can't explain in one sentence how this is a prequel to Minecraft. Minecraft.
It's not.
Sweet.
Homer let the barge out.
Oh, pull up.
It's not there.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
Why does a Mr. Noir call you a good boy?
Sexist?
Ow.
Ever played Mortuary Assistant? Yeah, it's fuckin' awesome.
I'm dead.
If you please shave your head now.
What are you doing for the league start tomorrow?
I got bad news man, I'm not going to be playing P.O.E.
one.
I got some bad news, fella.
Why not?
I don't know if I'm in a grind a game and rather play something else. I think that's okay
locked
Locked
Meow meow meow meow meow meow
Yeah, that's right bitch
I'm Simon and I'm in your head. What's his last name?
Remember the fart loop filter? Yeah, that was awesome. They drastically increased my enjoyment I gave.
I'm Simon Joe and I'm in your head. Let's try hacking this guy again see what goes down.
He has a backdoor disregard. I know CBC guy is hard to hack.
We're doing the weather. Why not?
How much are in G's in this game? Can you theoretically beat it every time if you hit reset?
Um
I do not know enough about this game names that question I want to say yes
But I want to say yes but only because it seems like the one thing you blocked up the one thing they could like slow you down and make it like hard to finish is having to look to a stupid fucking chat room and waiting for certain people to talk.
Um, I'm gonna tell you right now, um, I'm sure eventually they, they do talk, okay.
But it's possible to miss them.
You understand?
the chat room gets cleared. And when it gets cleared, they can have talks like at the very
bottom and then boom, you know, they're gone. Then you got to wait more time. And I think
you could get stuck to one drink, Oscar. You get like stuck in a situation where you needed
to ask, you needed to talk to somebody. Um, maybe you needed drugs, but you were only
rep one and there's only like, there's like one or two. I forget there's one or two guys.
They can do level one drug deals. Uh, and you know, that guy just like, he talked and then
the system, the check out clear, boom, gone. Uh, and then you just can't find him again.
boom can't get the math boom you're done
you know what i mean
uh...
do you know what i mean
welcome to the game games mostly about rng
i think there's more rng in this one
Issues I don't know if it's deliberate like for example like I I can't do this back. I can't do it
And it's because I'm stupid so
Nope
I just lost a ton of fucking money.
Okay.
Lucky day for you.
Feel like...
There's a key here.
I actually lost all of my money.
Right?
in
where was this one from, uh, uh,
we did not derank though, which is nice.
We have two backdoors, which means technically we have not lost yet.
Technically we have not lost yet.
Um, however, if I, if let's say that had been a different hack.
Okay.
And let's say I do it successfully.
That puts me over 200, I can buy the next wiki, and then I can...
I have three people looking for websites, it's possible that their websites they're
looking for are on the next wiki
There's a way to cheese that hack.
With pausing or whatever.
It could be good for breakfast.
Yeah, you literally pause and take a screenshot of it or whatever, you know.
Uh, I don't feel like that's kind of like the intended method, so I'm not gonna do like
that.
The solution was to spend my money on the hackskip, right?
But between last stream and this stream, the hackskip went from 15 DOS coin to 60, so...
I can't really...
Jigawakatex for 7 and Shaijinx for 8.
Is any other single mess spawn is a 5050?
Uh, can you practice the hard version of that hack?
No.
Can you explain how the enemies work?
Like, why do they come and sometimes not kill?
the mass people.
Uh, yeah, just like a type exclamation point. Welcome to
their WTTG three and then click the community wiki and then
your answer and your all of your answers will be there without
me explaining it for 10 minutes.
Do do do do do do do do.
Will you just tell me for 10 minutes?
Give me a thousand dollars, I'll do it.
I got you, bro. We got the fucking image when I get in there, I know.
In the fuck- the fucked up part, like...
The image distorts, okay?
You have a limited amount of time.
I'm trying to reference the picture, but in the precious second and a half that it's being distorted
Maybe that's when I have decided to look back at it. So I'm instantly just losing time, right?
It's so fucked up
We need top right
Curve
I
I don't know if this is good
No
Just a new deed
I'm pretty sure that's what I'm talking about.
Let's say I didn't sled that and almost lose, though, and I was on the third part of that
hack.
Guess what?
The music box starts.
I do not have enough time to finish that hack unless I am giga-lucky or giga-fast or
giga-good at that hack.
And then I stand up and I barely have enough time to get here before dying, but guess what?
That's probably not going to be the case for literally anybody.
So they have to make a choice.
Although it's not even...
Actually, no, you do have to make a choice.
You use the 60 DOS coin hack skip so that you don't lose the rest of your rep or money
and dereg or you die, so.
Or you are a miraculous gamer, dude.
Well, we got six DOS coin left, why don't we just, uh...
It's not a cheeky little level 2 hack dude.
I am trying to break it down and explain as best I can to you guys because the vast majority
you despite watching for dozens of hours still does not understand what's
happening in your fucking screen okay and I'm trying to I'm trying to lay it
out as clearly as I can for you dumb motherfuckers so that you do not have to
ask me questions in the future right
We're fucked by the way
I almost timed someone out just now holy fuck
I'm in here, I'm in here, calm it down big dog.
Why?
Let's see if you remember.
One on the left was 10 seconds.
I was doing 10 for mail to war, am I stupid?
Doesn't matter, we're fucked anyway.
How come I didn't die to a male Noir then?
When they're alone it's less precise.
Was I welcome in the game too then?
One left equals ten.
When they're together you add the timers.
Where did you conjure that, chatter?
Where did you come to that conclusion?
Did you, uh, did you divine some fucking knuckle bones?
Did you shake them in a cup and throw them out of the table and you're like, oh yes,
So when the noirs are together, you must wait a time equal to the amount of time you would
wait if they were met alone.
Did you look at the stars and then divine the correct path?
Did you ask a large learning language model what the precise way to dodge it is?
Did you make the game?
Are you the maker of the game, dude?
Where's my fucking myth?
I don't know.
Make the either make the the hack skip cheaper
Or make it so you cannot get the music event while you're doing a hack. I think that's fair
That's that's me opinion because I
Mean more than anything this entire stream I have been fucked by that exact happening
multiple like you literally like six times in the entirety of the strip this one strip
He time me out big M. Nope
Yeah, should I all tab and then give this guy the other one-on-one time out
got a plan around it okay explain what do you mean what do you mean by that
what do you mean by that got a plan around it what do you mean by that who's
not that shit what do you mean teach me I'm a stupid piece of shit teach me teach
me please
Oh, we got meth and one kid.
I don't have a kid to lock the back door.
That's cool.
Is there one on the desk?
Frank.
Here we go.
we go. Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow. You just, you just got to plan around it, dude. Just
got to plan around it. You just got to plan around it, dude. Okay, what if it happens
literally every fucking time? How about that? Like, the only, the only solution to this
I that I can think of is to somehow
Like I'm already playing wrong. I'm already playing wrong because what I should be doing is
Instantly getting here
Instantly buying this like I've already fucked up
We should be
Instantly unlocking a computer and then we should be instantly finding a place to force our first hack right away to put it on cool
down right
Because the earlier we put it on cool down the sooner we can go back and force another one
And we just have to generate enough money to afford to the
$600,000 sleds to skip the hacks that we can't be because they are they are too difficult for my tiny feverish braid
and then eventually get enough money so that if we somehow do cannot afford those sleds or anything
in the future we have the the crypto miner that costs um five times more in this mode than it does
That is in the normal mode.
Right here? I don't even finish. I just mount that.
Wait a second.
Now we look for the websites that I guess,
this is one of them right here.
Ever read the Gravitron in your day?
isn't that the the one where you lay down against the like this the slanted
wall and it spins around really fast
we got that we got the image one it's fine lock in lock in dude lock in lock in
Lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock-in lock...
Uhhhh...
Yup, and then...
Nope.
Uh-huh.
And then we need bottom left, bottom left, and then we need top middle, top middle, right here.
How is that not it?
Right here.
And then we restart because we're trash.
Play around it, I can't.
The play around it is restarting.
I'm gonna go P.
And then I get some water, everybody.
Yes, below.
you
Never heard this song
I have heard the song, actually.
Okay.
I'm like, I'm trying to formulate.
I don't know what I said to give you the impression that I did not understand that, okay.
i said that i got them mixed up by said that i got the uh... i i i did the
the lady noir for five seconds was pretend right or maybe vice versa
actually so don't
i understand that
maybe i confused because the tangent i went on about the uh... the oracle
chatter who decided that when you meet them together then you're supposed to
add their time together which is literally never said the entire fucking
game i thought i was being very odd very clear
That I was being facetious by saying that
Oh, it's not it's not worth I got shut up, dude.
Um.
Here's what I think I have to do.
I cannot look for stuff right away.
That raises a problem.
I do not know when the kidnapper shows up the first time.
It might just be a random. He might just show up right away, but that means is by the time I'm done doing what I want to do
which is go through and
Force
Enough hacks
Like ideally I want to do like two do two and then stand up and then get the math and then come back
and
and then basically just sit here and keep doing that until I have enough money
to passively generate money that's what I want to do
Dr. C.D.A. from Zobot.
This means I have to do this right twice.
It's easier said than done because I'm an idiot like so, right here, um, we're gonna go down.
Now, we use the list of websites we've compiled.
to force our first hack.
This is one of them.
Didn't happen because it happens randomly. It's not guaranteed.
We've got one that we can do.
I think now we go look for stuff is it so my my issue right here is what if I
kidnappers are here is he can't show up when you're already outside otherwise you
would just get fucked constantly by that right going between motel rooms and
shit if he's here and I die it's fucked up okay now we look for the meth and by
By the time we get back, we can use that website again to do another hack.
Aww, you're no fun.
Meth? That's a dub.
Nothing.
Run, Billy, run!
Nothing.
Other key?
We need at least two.
need the electrical room one and I'm pretty sure we need the master key or the
actually either either other one works. By the time we get back we're probably
gonna get attacked. It'll probably be noir. So as soon as we sit down at our
computer. We're gonna press right click and then Lady Noir is gonna be standing
above us.
Check if the doors are locked, I forget.
Alright.
Weird. Maybe we're early.
We don't have time to look at these guys yet.
We basically, we do the hack and then we look at the chat.
I didn't even get a slug.
We're going to have to check mid-hack here if they're coming.
We have to buy a slud.
Maze will buy the drug thing right now.
And we look at the chat.
To clarify, woman, Lady Noir on left equals 10 seconds, right?
Yes.
If there's no voiceline, I wonder if I need to look at them again.
We have three people looking for sites.
That's a wrap man, don't panic.
Swag. Now, we hope that the kidnapper's not out here. Once again, I don't think it's
It's intended for the kidnapper to be out here when the internet gets pulled.
It might be.
But if it is intended, then we should be buying a camera right now.
Like we should already have the camera.
So if we die to the kidnapper after the internet gets pulled, then we're gonna have to pretty
much by the camera, so...
My arm appears in front of me.
Uh, did we check that dumpster for meth?
I don't think so. We'll check real quick. Pretty confident. Only one meth spawned that I'm aware of.
to good. I'm gonna double check this door real quick. Swag. Turn the computer on. We
We should've turned it on before we checked the other door.
Anner.
Noob down.
Oh, I never saved it.
Oh, oh, I never saved it.
I don't remember if you can force the hack if the website is down.
But we're going to look for a different one.
Drugs, important.
Rattman?
we have to go get the drugs hopefully we can wait this is probably gonna be so
fucking expensive dude not bad there is one one meth though
It seems like all of the sightseekers on this mode initially only ask for ship from the
first page which is nice.
I'm sure it's not.
I'm not.
I don't know what to do with it.
It doesn't seem like it can force the hack if it's offline.
I don't know what to do with this.
Tobacco?
I'm recognizing names right now.
Do not do the music thing, dude.
Bois?
We got our first Crypto Miner.
Let's see how good it is.
Or bad.
Better than nothing, I suppose.
Damn. I bought the wrong thing.
Oops. I didn't expand the grid. I bought extra mounts.
room 3
we're generating money
never thought i'd see the fucking day
check my shit
lab monkey order of nine tango down doctor murder don't waste
What did I have to buy extra mounts?
I'm a noob, bitch.
Noob bitch.
Hmm.
All okay.
That's the one I just clicked.
Or tries another.
even though he has the back door.
There's got to be another page that we can use on the first wiki to force a hack.
I just don't know what it is.
So I suppose...
Nice.
Room 3.
If we get kidnapped, we're fucked by the way.
We're not going to go in any rooms yet, because I don't know if this guy comes and kills you if you don't repair first.
Although that would be worth finding out, don't you think?
Turn the hacks on down.
Every time you get a hack to scream I catch up and my wife yells at me.
Alright, room 3.
Meth.
Now we check for Tanner who is gonna be here cause it's fucked up.
Nevermind.
Now we order more math.
Wait, we can't.
Deca only had one math.
I'm gonna check the doors real quick.
No R?
We got to find someone else.
Something like 83 DOS coin was taken from me.
Nice dude.
I spent 10 for that hack by the way.
Ay-ay-ay.
That's not good.
Looking for drugs?
And
your chat cringe
sites back up
Hmm
So bitch so bitch
Where's my shit?
Okay, lucky day for you, boy.
So now, we have access to zero meth until, oh we got more, nice, sweet.
I wish I could order multiple and not have them being the same package, which means I
picked them up at the same time, but whatever.
Now, next time the internet goes out, we have to hopefully grab that in time.
Do-do-ba-dee-dee-do-boo-ba-dee-dee-boo.
Um, I guess we can spend some time looking for a video, is it?
I will not be looking for this giant block of text though.
This is the first time we've had the hitman on this boat.
Was I not fast enough?
Is the minigame harder?
Let's see.
Okay, where's the wait?
One more.
Dude.
Um, guys.
I'm dead, by the way.
We're dead, by the way.
I gotta take the anxiety meds?
I mean, you absolutely have to take the anxiety meds, but, like...
Oh, my God, dude. It means that...
Okay, first of all, I don't...
That means the anxiety meds have to be, like, on my quick use button all the time,
which, before I was using crank, which I guess it doesn't necessarily have to be...
on there.
Um...
Because the timing to the only situation in which we would need crank is to get from the backside of the building to a hotel room, but we have enough time to do that default without crank.
So that means the only time we probably need crank is to deal with the the stab mends beneath the bridge.
Um
So we would just swap our hot key at that point if we're going over there
Because you don't have enough time to stop and use it like I don't have enough time to turn my computer off stand up and then
Use the anxiety meds in my inventory. I will die. I didn't even have enough time to turn off one light in this room before dying
So there's just no fucking way
Oh, fucking hell, man!
Every time you die, scream at my wife.
don't do that right here
you have enough time to take the meds turn off the computer and hide time so if
you if you quick bind it I stand up and then I take the meds and that's it
So yeah, you would. The thing is, I've never even checked how much the Xanax is.
To buy.
Well, we got the image one.
Try our best, smile.
And then we need one in the middle.
I'm just, I'm, dude, it's just so hard when it's flickering, and I can't, dude.
Oh fuck dude.
That one's so hard. It's actually so hard.
I think if the pictures were a little bit bigger, it might help me personally.
Maybe being smarter.
Omega low.
Maybe not being dumb a**.
Errrrr.
Bad Amoos.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe take some Adderall, dude, if I had some Adderall, I'd beat this game to
one night.
16 hour stream.
On God, I would.
Uh, let's go down first.
I sure hope I haven't messed up.
This is not correct.
Which means we could not go down.
I probably messed up somewhere, but that's okay.
XD.
Fringe.
Who?
What?
Am I dumb?
Where do I go from here?
Oh, I am dumb.
What?
That was pointing down, no?
What is that?
Was that upper down? Did I hit it 5 times or...
What?
What is that?
Was that up or down? Did I hit it five times or?
I missed the first one?
We got to find the hack site.
you hear messy died that's terrible man so sad
uh...
tango down
so it's the third page
well maybe it was payment
so fucking cool
what a vote of confidence when you roll up
to the hitman website and they
They got a spooky midi playing.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Um, long top.
This.
Uh, bottom middle here?
Fuckin' Jesus, man!
W. Macaroni, thanks for sub-brown.
Uh, bro, remove the picture puzzle.
I've had enough.
Or make the images bigger or something, man.
I'm literally having to squint to like
man, I it's hard to explain to it's it's kind of
difficult
because you've got the the images or like the scratches or whatever the fuck like
the pieces of the image, but then like 40% of each individual choice is just
empty screen space and then like you kind of have to like
extrapolate you know if it's like it if it's like a little dash that's it at the
bottom middle part of like slightly to the right like you kind of have to like
oh it's hard and I hate it actually a fucking A to TBH
Fuck the image one dude.
Boom.
I truly, in my head, I cannot fathom how I would be able to get myself to be able to
do that consistently. I actually, I do not see a path forward, dude.
Memorize them, they're appearing on the same tiles. Yeah, that's like, that's like the only
way. But see the issue is I haven't been able to do them consistently enough to like complete them,
you know what I mean so yeah yeah no
I'm going to go back to the room.
Now, Joe.
You said CDs are making a comeback.
Explain.
Oh, CDs.
No, that's nice.
Alright, man.
The kids love physical media
It must be nice to actually own something instead of having to sub like subscribe to subscribe to Netflix subscribe to
fucking
Amazon Prime fucking subscribe to
Motherfucking
World of Warcraft
Moon moon that's my support
I
I almost clicked the fucking skull.
Well, well, well, it would appear that you were not powerful enough to stop my hacking
So we learned you need Xanax for the the hitman
Worst hander bro
I wonder if that's the very first time we've looked through the first people and Tanner
has not been there.
Why?
What the flug is happening, meth?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
You can't believe things are random?
How is that your takeaway from me saying that's the literal first time out of like 20 times
that he's not been there how was your how was your assumption before the first 20 times
looking through this people and Tanner being here is that it's probably random are you
stupid motherfucker are you dumb that was your conclusion you're like hmm this is happening
every time this must be random no it's not possible it's not possible that you exist
in my reality, dude.
Blind?
Wait, why am I blind?
Twitch, uh, please tell me why.
The blind?
Wait, why?
Oh, there was meth in there.
Oh shit.
Do you guys think I should go pick it up?
I got zero keys. How is this possible, dude?
Dude, I have...
Is there one on the desk? No.
This door is unlocked. No kidnapper. Thanks.
Oh, we got one. That's a fucking dub. Oh, we got the other one.
Dobski.com, dude. There's a keynotes all around.
Oh. Oh.
up. Didn't think I would check immediately, did you, bitch?
Shut the fuck up!
do down but everybody frown but everybody frown many many booby-dooby-doop
freshman
mutated wishbone doesn't exist dude stop asking for it
Swag.
What's his name visible to me?
I don't think so.
You saw it?
Watch clip?
Yeah, someone posted a shit.
I wonder what you need?
I have to buy a camera right away.
I have to buy a camera right away, which raises some immediate concerns for me because unless
I have the go-fast juice, I highly doubt I can outrun the breather, dude.
I straight up don't think it's possible.
Especially after, um, finding out what happens when you hide from Lucas without taking your fucking medication.
I'm watching.
No, it was not in the main.
It was not in the main parking lot, which means the kidnapper can show up when your internet gets pulled by a different threat.
really early, which means every time I stand up to leave my computer, I almost immediately
am in a lose state unless I sit here and do nothing, which obviously you probably cannot
fucking do so. So our high score is we were we we got a crypto minor on lead mode. We
hit from Lucas unsuccessfully because the minigame is literally impossible unless you
take Xanax before you do it, which we might, we should have maybe assumed that.
Um.
Well.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.
Whoop.
Now this is still, this still works.
I think.
Almost I fucked up initially and...
Yeah.
Did I miss one?
Is that what that is?
Oops.
Woopsy!
Like how?
How?
Oh that's the end, never mind.
Bro.
I'm sorry to do it.
Um.
It has to end like this now?
No.
I can't use this.
You see it?
I do not see it.
Holy fuck, there's no way we fix that, right?
No.
Moon Moon, they literally put this shit on ADHD tests.
Um, cool, dude.
Chat does not know you got to switch colors.
Yeah, I mean, they're pretty fucking stupid.
Not much you can do.
There's a four by four grid easy fix.
I just went the wrong way.
I guess which color is there?
But also I did four in a row wrong, that's pretty bad.
Pretty not swag money.
We got a key?
Didn't know that might be.
Well, I mean, why are you apologizing?
Just call me stupid.
me stupid dude question my worth as a human being because I failed the puzzle
how do you understand how this works
you're not getting it
do do do
How many stupid bit
Do do do well you were getting wrong in the easy ones so
Hello?
Was it the reaction you wanted?
Maybe not for me, but for my other chatter.
Maybe a chatter did somewhere chuckle at your fucking comment, dude.
Maybe one of them was like, yeah, true.
But the reality of the situation is that person probably does not exist.
Uh, I think we gotta go down.
Probably.
Ooh.
How do we get there?
Wait, how do we get there, though?
Wait, how do you actually get there, though?
Wait, how do you get there, though?
Double-A square-
Oh.
We... gotta do... this.
Dude, it's- I mean-
Um, guys... maybe?
Lol?
The issue is that we chose the wrong direction to go first.
Meow, meow, meow. See, I think...
You should be looking at it for like maybe like 10 seconds to figure out like what to do you but like
That's just saying me bro. It's just not me
Have I written down doctor murder? Oh, yeah
I think it's a here
Such a massage a tick my mustache feels cool. So I like to touch it
Bennett a K Morse clay Morse better spasha
Any road rage incidents lately?
No.
I don't do a road race, that's not true actually.
The ratman's walking.
Fuck.
Like tell me why like I've made several mistakes at this point on this one right here.
Why is that hack so generous that I have three seconds to put together a three-part image
that is like so intricate and like I don't understand.
I don't understand, um,
you gotta stand up. Actually hold on. Uh,
I dude, I recently,
I've been driving near a lot of people who do be
going like precisely the speed limit on the highway or like,
Um, take it like you were breaking suddenly and then taking the world's slowest turn
or like God, it just like shit like that dude.
It has been tilting me out of the universe, man.
And people are so fucking inconsiderate when it comes to like other people on the road,
particularly people behind them.
Like when I'm making a turn, I'm not like I'm not like scared like into the turn, but like
I
Try to get it over with as fast as I can so the person behind me isn't being described
It's just like fucking 70 year old fucking boomer ass
Elderly people should not be allowed to drive man. Yeah, every time that should happens dude
And I'm like behind the person who took seven eight seconds to make a simple turn into like a fucking strip mall, dude
I am always looking at the person driving the vehicle and every single time the last ten times
I swear to God, it's just been like a 70 year old person. It's just been like an ancient
mummified corpse driving their fucking
Trash, man.
I got a slow old truck and I'm much happier on the road.
That might be the key is just to drive a piece of shit car so bad that like...
You're more worried about, like, not working properly.
That might be it.
Wait.
We were supposed to look for math.
Uh-oh.
Erm, guys?
Ah!
No, wait, wait, wait!
It's okay.
It doesn't matter.
We messed up anyway.
Fuck, dude!
It's right like Mad Max on the highway.
Nah.
You don't- you only got that bad, I promise.
I want you to drive through LA during the day.
Double key!
L.A. drivers are arrested but not as bad as other places.
Bro, everyone be thinking the place they live got the worst fucking drivers, man.
all right actually uh Jackson Mississippi it's got the worst driver you
see them they're crazy well they don't dude shut up shut up dude
sort of like a
how much is the camera 50 how much is the the app
Why is the... I need a hundred, which means I would have to spend my first hack on a camera.
Which is not outside of the realm of possibility.
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How are we doing this?
Please tell me how to fuck up. Please. Please, Mr.
Be sad.
You be
Sire, please.
Because everyone just sucks at driving through.
However, also, speaking of
driving related stuff, I've also been driving behind and noticing more often.
people who are kind of like swerving a little bit like it like the kind of
swerve that you would it like 20 years ago if you had seen it you would have
been like oh dude this guy might be like falling asleep at the wheel but there's
these they're just looking at their fucking phones dude Jesus man it makes
me so unreasonably angry dude I'm not trying I'm not trying to like virtue
signal about this or anything dude but like
I'm reasonably angry yet.
Like, during... during...
Almost every person I see is driving on their phone, not these days.
I feel...
Bro, I do not look at my phone while I'm driving, and that is not an exaggeration.
I straight up will not look at it.
I'm straggled as I'm talking. Fuck, dude!
BAM BAM BAM
You about switching songs?
No. I don't touch my phone while I'm driving.
Not because I'm afraid of getting a ticket, but because I straight up do not think if I'm going 75 miles an hour
That I can do it 100% of the times with success, right?
Oh no
I was a teenager and watched like a 30 year old guy roll a joint in 5 seconds while driving
and going 60 miles an hour dude.
He didn't have to break up the weed, but you will never be that cool.
That guy was not cool.
He was not cool.
He was not.
was not cool man I promise I would just I will it's not that I want to be that
cool as I will never have that level that I won't my dexterity will never be
that good that's what it is unfortunately
whoo
My personal plea and look I don't want to be the streamer who's like oh dude like my
opinion matters because I play video games and therefore you should listen to me okay
however humble request of the game developer okay these initial acts right here
Do not have to be this hard.
It's not that they are impossible to do.
It's not that, I mean, they're impossible for me, apparently.
Look at this shit.
You're going to be restarting so goddamn much in this mode as you figure it out.
It's just crazy, man.
I don't know.
would make these easier. What is this? I got it. Just so that you could restart a
a little bit faster question mark would that be cool fellows swag money even I fucked up
Oh my...
HAHAHAHAHAHA
What?
Did I write the first time?
Where did I go wrong?
I'm trying to find a path, I can't, before it cuts out.
I'm taking a screenshot, I'm taking a screenshot again.
Hold on, wait, if I click out, okay, it's paused. Nice. Hold on. There it is, I paused.
Uh...
And the other thing I would request humbly is being able to, like, save, like, your starting
window placement in this specifically in lean mode that would be nice but you
know what it's okay if it doesn't happen either you know what I mean fellas
sometimes sometimes you just got to suffer dude
Suffer!
I'm genuinely not listening to what you're saying.
Yep.
Brain tumor.
brain tumor
doctor murder to force a hack now
oh
hiker can you win with that root?
yeah
I was thinking about brain tumors.
Can you describe the brain tumor?
Hello, scooch?
Hold on, shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, no.
Dude, I can't do it anymore!
Slow down slow down calm down dude. I'm gonna eat it right now
Asking me about road rage you they got me they got me tilted you honestly like
Like, dude, what if it was like years in prison for touching your phone while driving?
See, the thing about that is it's like, cops like to be like, yeah, your seatbelt wasn't
buckled.
Like, you know what I mean?
So that could easily be like, yeah, pretty sure I saw your phone in your head, you know
what I mean?
And like, what's supposed to happen in court?
They just like, they're like, yeah, well, this guy, this guy went to two classes for
For a total of four hours, she's definitely able to determine whether or not someone told
her to get a phone while they're driving.
You know what I mean?
The Hashcam, like, yeah, but like, she's recently having cops in a woman that phone the right
hand.
Funnily enough, she has no right hand.
Their bodycams are on the car.
See, that's the thing though.
The angle that the average cop car is at is low enough that it would be difficult to get
a clear 100% shot of someone on their phone unless they're like literally like holding
it in front of like a lot of these slimy fucks like to like you know like put in their lap
or like you know what I mean like I don't know.
go into prison and then like they're like yo what you in for check my text while
driving whoops whoopsie
you really care about shit huh by getting to a country with good public
Transport
Oh, you're Brazilian if I ever want to go uh, bungee jumping I gotta I gotta check the credentials of the company that I
Might be just a
What's it called
Base jump is that what's called when you do uh
I have to come.
What is the fuck is going on right now?
Hold on.
I'm not seeing something here.
This has to go down.
Okay.
What's the flug?
This has to go here, which means this...
Oh, I see.
Maybe?
I put an extra one there.
That's fucking...
Ooh!
That's not where the extra was!
Oh no, dude.
Never bring up the elderly driving again, man.
It's gonna actually, it's gonna brain reset me, bro.
Um, okay.
Getting kind of cringed out here.
Like this has to go down to get here.
the
Hmm, is it like this?
But we start over here.
I missed one. God damn it.
I'm not used to starting backwards.
Gosh darn it.
Maybe it is, maybe it is sufficiently difficult.
I almost run off the freeway by a boomer zoned out completely.
I can't click that.
Yeah, well maybe you should have been more respectful of your elder, a little bih.
Hey, how are we doing this?
in the sky. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Wait, is this good? Probably not, guys, let's be honest.
We got to find a website.
The travel Lamborghini.
No.
What's up?
Why are you here?
My estimation is that your IQ has dropped 30 points since you started playing this game.
Hmm, did you hear that a second ago?
It might have been the person who asked
focus up
I'm a freaking website.
I think that, I think that minigame is perfect.
The minigame is perfect.
Uh.
Oh
Some mustache stemming bro, I got nothing else to do but to touch the stash
Very another wrong with that
Yeah, how fucking cool this guy looks man.
He's got the Michael Jordan cigar dude.
Drinking the world's most watered down whiskey, I assume.
Okay, so we're learning something here potentially.
If I force a hack on one page it doesn't mean I can force a hack on the other page, another
page instantly.
Do they all share a fucking global cooldown?
Is that it?
Oh no.
Okay, well I mean that's a good thing though.
of having to know like four different websites to jump around in and whatever we can reliably
use one. I mean the websites go down so if you have like two then you're probably good
but like I'm about to get kidnapped for here. Rainy takes four seven.
Arreos in the sky 60 miles an hour in the left lane
I'm 75 I should be tested for my driving capabilities every month
But instead I'm just gonna go dry
still mad dude I'm not gonna lie I've gotten so intolerant of elderly people
when they're driving like if I look over and I see the person next to me is like
elderly dude I will I instantly view them as like
a danger to me.
I'll slow down or like speed up.
I just want to put as much distance between that person
and me as I can in as legal a way as I can, right?
All us millennials will be there soon.
We're gonna have flying cars and shit dude. It's gonna be okay. Everything's gonna work out
Everything's finally it's gonna trickle down finally dude the canopy is gonna snap and all the all the trickle down stuff that was
promised
10,000 years ago is gonna arrive and then
It's gonna be the Golden Age and then everyone's gonna like fly around in cool space
cool, cool flying cars and no one's gonna have to work as Grock has evolved and
uh, road, she's gonna be awesome dude. She's gonna be fucking awesome. You know, no more
Alzheimer's or dementia because we finally cured cancer and other disease and shit dude.
It's gonna be sweet. Can't wait.
It's a series of thoughts I had to myself as I daydreamed while driving.
And I looked over and I saw the 70-year-old guy driving the car next to me
and the horns on his head suddenly became more visible in the fangs in his teeth.
Every single one a jagged knife in his mouth as he looked at me and laughed,
Laughed, tackled even he went...
Gotta find some Xanax.
I have not found any.
Just one. Just one. I mean I suppose we could probably...
Buy one.
Okay, we get that not the good one
Fuck you
Statistically, I believe a 25 and under driver is far more dangerous
Yeah, maybe who knows doesn't fit my narrative so I don't really give a fuck get down me
Heeey.
Heeeeey.
No Xanax, guys.
No Xanax.
That's not good.
How am I supposed to survive the hitman?
literally impossible to do that. Would you rather live forever or rather choose when you die?
I think I could give living forever a chance. Oh.
Cool. Y'all ready to get kidnapped?
The German traffic statistics shows that if a 75 year old driver is involved in an accident,
he is 75% the primary cause.
sounds made up but I like it I like it now we're talking
link oh shit he had the link
immortals and cannot die or immortals and cannot die of old age
I think if I was going to do that hypothetical I would make it so you can't like kill yourself
What if someone cements your feet and puts you at the bottom of the ocean?
I mean, eventually you could get out, ooh.
Like that rope ain't gonna hold up forever, dude.
Like they would have to be so impossibly thorough, dude.
And no one's gonna be like, hmm, maybe this guy's in a moral vampire, like maybe I should
use like titanium rods and like make this permanent you know I mean actually
you know what
maybe that's just the downside to living forever you could just get Tony
soprano dude boom you're the bottom of a lake for 500 years till someone finds
you
I forget if there was another map.
Lucky day 3 and 4.
I guess we're waiting the shit down.
Some kid in my province disappeared, bruh.
That sucks, man.
That really sucks.
Anyway, we're talking about immortal vampires having cement blocks tied to their feet and
and then being trapped under uh...
that's way cooler
everyone shut up i gotta do this real quick
Oh my god, I almost fucked up the car.
Um, did I get cranked?
Yes.
Wait, we can't... we can't hockey the crank out.
We have to buy a camera.
How fast are these good ships?
Well, I'm fucking dead, probably.
Crank the hit action movie starring Jason Statham.
Now, the gas-staffin energy drink, Shatter.
Doggy and fossil, thanks for subbing,
says sorry, liberals, but they're only two sexes.
The one I have with your dad and the one I have with your mom.
Yep, owned.
You still know the Tanner tell?
It is a rustling of fabric that comes from your left ear.
Do you get it now?
Please tell me I did not mess up.
Oh, I can feel it.
I can feel the error before it ever emerged.
Uh, we gotta go down this way.
Swag?
Let's see if we can bait another hack.
If swag was Nemo, what would it look like?
E-Rob?
Is E-Rob swag?
I'm gonna read one chat comment and reply,
Hell no. Okay.
Well, that's my opinion now.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
We're the site buyers, dude.
One more reload.
Right here.
Oh jeez.
Lock in.
What? I didn't even have time to fucking...
Fine, we don't need- we actually don't need that money.
Probably.
loser
Hey, babe, that's I'm Brent crude costing over $100
What did you just say to me
You little bitch
Well, we need math don't we huh wait I'm dead let's fuck start over
It said our world economy will collapse at 120 per barrel.
Yeah, maybe for you I drive an electric car, so have fun.
Good luck in the work.
Where's the electricity come from? Windows?
Solar panels?
Also, feature request, go directly into the game when you click leave mode.
I don't want to have to wait 10 seconds to skip a couple of cutscenes I've seen.
I don't think anyone else wants to do that either, man.
We're at a restart button, that would be sweet.
How much is the full charge in your EV?
Um, yeah.
Wouldn't you like to know?
you said it
keep talking you're making me so much money
what's this guy talking about
No, these guys can sell me drugs whatever
Well, well, well, we meet again
I love puzzle I sure hope this is right and I didn't make
a one-click mistake at some point during this path. Swag.
That's pretty quick.
That one was easy though.
They're all easy.
They're all easy. That's the impression of some guy in Chaz going to type that shit in like a second.
Yes, there's a lot of easy things.
Mmm.
That's you.
Can you make Goofy's voice?
Gorsh!
Is that good?
Donald, I don't think you should dance that for a flare again.
You don't destroy your soul.
You do a minion voice?
I can't.
I'm sorry
Sorry, we got a force hack I messed up
We're in kidnapper territory now
Can I get a leaning tower of Chiza
And someone hooked that guy up
We got the bomb maker on page one boys.
Dude.
Consult my notepad.
Black Hat Lab Monkey Order of Nine Tango Down Doctor Murder Don't Waste Up.
Do bomb maker for the plot
The plot is that he plants a bomb and then I die in case anyone was wondering
Well, let's go
Let's go get some stuff I suppose
because I do not know which one of those websites forces a
You ever gonna shave your head?
Uh, probably not.
Actually, that's not true.
Once the erosion up top is completed,
it's just a skull-it.
Probably gonna shave it.
Maybe not, though. Maybe I'll rock the skull-it.
Yeah, that could be cool.
Skull-its are kinda rad.
Aww...
You're no fun.
the top is gone. Well my webcam is not the best so you guys are getting the most high
fidelity picture of my hair. It's most assuredly not gone. But it's close. This I will admit.
I foul admit, dangerously close.
When you set up a 4K cam, I still got the one above me.
I just didn't want to troubleshoot it.
Still right there, I can see it.
Unfortunately not plug and play for a gig of high quality camera
Required some setup with some stuff that I'm not a
Not skilled with and just haven't
Ask one of my boys to sit down with me and figure it out. That's about it
And I'll tell you what probably gonna keep doing that
Forever it might be forever
You know what I mean?
Alright, quick, any welcome to the game 3 Elite Mode experts in chat?
Any, any welcome to the game 3 Elite mode experts in Dutrath?
How many one guy?
I say that holiday in Express last night, go ahead.
Maybe.
All right, all right, all right.
Look at this.
Look at this shit right here.
Okay.
Look at this shit.
Look, all right, look at this.
Which one of these websites forces a hack?
Because I got shit.
I think maybe SecureDrop, I don't know, Shelter.
I don't think, okay, the bomb maker forces an explosive.
In order for it to force a hack, it has to be a website that can load, okay?
I think I'm not positive about that, actually.
Loss signals.
I don't think so.
Oh, I don't think this one loads.
It might load.
I don't know.
Well, you guys are just saying random lengths, huh?
I'm truly alone in this struggle.
I think.
is what I would say if I did not have a list of all the websites that I can click on to
force a hack.
I've used my trump card.
I've used my trump card straight from the steam community forums, dude.
Black Hat, Lab Monkey, Order of Nine, Tango Down, you there.
Dr. Murder, don't waste it, Lost Tapes the Prey.
So on that page I think we had maybe lost tapes in the fray.
Think it has the highest chance to trigger the hack.
Um, it's a very high chance.
I don't know if it's the very fucking hoist.
There it looks like there are nine or maybe eight there's glance that it's not like numbered
or anything.
We found seven, maybe six, maybe five without one guy blurring them out in chat.
That's like half.
It's kind of good.
It's kind of swag.
Make it this big.
Forever.
Can you help an older gentleman looking for a video of pay you for it pay you for it
he wants to rep over money now we need money more than rep I mean we need both though so
It's not really one or the other, it's both.
Do you know what I mean, fella?
Aren't smeller?
Underground cellar?
I went the wrong way, huh?
This guy's a fucking dumbass, uh...
Please work.
Yippee!
Ninjago?
Or who?
Surely none of you guys did Ninjago.
Oh, not Travago Ninjago, dude. It was like some Lego shit.
I did in fuck you.
You watch all the movies.
That's like that's like after my time, after my time.
Lost tapes, page two.
Bionicle was fucking tight. I mean, I had a couple of Bionicle toys. They always felt
kind of flimsy though, dude. I had I had Frieza.
Um, Stone Cold Steve Austin, I had to rock, uh, I had Kaioshin, the fucking, the Kai
from, with the red air, you know what I'm talking about?
I'm pretty sure it was just from a movie, I don't know.
The Rudeo?
Dude, I had a...
I had a Vegeta action figure.
What?
That's not me, dude, that's not me, I was like, dude, I had a Vegeta action figure.
Yeah, I had this Vegeta action figure that was like, in its container.
And I got it when I was like 9 or 10.
And I was like, I'm gonna keep this in the packaging forever and it's gonna be worth so much money.
It was Super Saiyan 1 Vegeta. It was cool.
so your gig are rich now
uh...
not because of the gd
i lost it
at the time i knew you would have been tight playing with it
but i never did
and let that let that be a lesson to you
when you got the
When you got the Vegeta action figure in the packaging dude, just play with him man.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean fella?
Think about that.
Can you explain why you turned off those lights please?
Well, eventually a guy comes and he's got a gun.
And for some reason, if you turn the lights off, you'd be like,
hmm, I think I'm going to spend less time here, because I'm scared of the dark.
And then he will leave faster.
And that's it.
XD.
I used to freeze my fingers in butter tubs of water.
What does that mean?
Heheheheh
What does that fucking mean?
Explain.
Like...
You...
would put ice in like a like a margarine container and then put your boys in there
and when you're saying freeze what you actually mean is like chill them or you would dude which
Which way do we go here?
You would like put them in the butter container and then like put them in the freezer.
Old buttertump fill it with water add toy and then put it in the freezer.
Okay.
I mean that's kind of cool and then you could like chisel it out.
I've never seen this background. Yeah, I have one time
Ever butter tubs of even butter tubs of water are too much of a puzzle for me
That is not why I asked I was wondering about his methodology and I think it was a fair question and I think it was a deserved question
I wanted to know how he did his cryogenics when he was a young man.
Drugman? That's good. Graded molars man? Not good.
Don't waste it.
Oh, they said fingers, not figures.
Um, no, he said fingers.
It's kind of- oh, hold on, they're talking. Shut up.
Fuckin' Jesus! Fuckin' Jesus, man!
I can't do it.
We learned a lot though.
Okay.
And we learned so much that I'm going to outline my plan.
Okay.
This is my current plan.
I need like an instrumental. I don't need this guy.
Okay, step one.
Set up desktop.
Unlock first computer.
Horse hack.
Stand up, collect supplies.
Return and force another hack number step 5 get camera question mark wait no
get sled you are too dumb to do image puzzled
Um, Hotkey Xanax, or you are dead, seven, get camera, or you are dead.
Re-watch VOD, watch image puzzles without pressure, formulate a plan.
You think it's fair to cheat on the image puzzle?
It needs to be easier then if that is the common way to do it.
It needs to be easier.
No, it doesn't.
Dude, none of you have done it, man.
Order more meth nine.
I mean, that's pretty much it.
Setup desktop, unlock first computer,
Force hack, stand up, collect supplies, return force another hack, unlock other computers,
get sled for image puzzle. You are too stupid to do it. Hotkey the Xanax.
Honestly, I think it's a restart if you do not get Xanax before you sit back down
or you could just order more. Maybe I don't know. I think it's a restart if you don't get
meth. It's not a restart if you don't get Xanax. I don't know. Get camera or you are dead.
still not positive where I need to put that camera, or more math, and then rinse and repeat, right?