you
I'm a DJ.
You like that?
Let's pull up the to do list.
Put it over there.
You are too dumb to do image puzzle.
It's really hard, mate.
I'm going to try and clear up all the enemy turrets and put them back into the field.
So let's go.
I'll try to clear up all the enemy turrets and put them back into the field.
I'm going to be there in a minute.
Hard to believe they served a five subs.
that
That best one?
What?
What does hotkey Xanax mean?
We just need to put the Xanax on my hotkey and then let the barge out he opened up the
door he opened up the door he thought he had good drugs even army of cat girls in your
powerl base can you can there's no laws against the cat girls back back excuse me
I'm still with meeeeee
There's no god. There's no god.
Uh, yeah. And then we got the curve up top and then we got...
Uh, shh.
The restart.
Stay with me! You know, honestly, I probably could have kept going.
Oh
Meal meal meal
Boy debauch
Believe debauch and cladar and high band is gum crumb and nerve makes for seven rain band makes for seven liar liar
not upset at all
Tom niches and ikari and the big dusty and ajt hipster and a tax rain uh capsule corpo
Paper doll, thanks for seven RGB, thanks for five subs,
do you slide this, can Lord serve biscuits and poof,
loof, bet woobly and Kizl-D and Tamarok, thanks for seven
sure, thanks for the pits, OMG, four picks, thanks for seven
text of the potato and Maz-Rom and Denaday life, thanks for
seven, Jack Burton and No-Nano and High-Panties and
Quantum Three, thanks for seven, girl.
Chipotle, honey, chicken is back at Chipotle.
I never, I don't think I've ever eaten at Chipotle, but nah, I ate there one time.
Overlit the barge out.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Here's my Prime on another streamer, I am so sorry big M will be ready on the 26th.
turns into the the debt collector from this game well it would seem that you've
had your bets with another with another streamer chatter we're going to have to
recoup our losses somehow wouldn't you say my Codsworth I'm the cool Bain
Rebuff good
It's me the guy who is definitely not Bane
What's up
It is I not Bane tell me I got a moldy
what going so fucking fast dude humans cannot comprehend bro
Overlet the barge out.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, you know what I think?
Uh...
Why don't we get back?
I don't know.
Hey, I got no clue about it.
Oh, let the barge out.
He opened up the door.
If last read though scary it was not read
Wait Bart's middle name is Jojo you'd like from Jojo's bizarre adventure the anime that is
About
Um, big, big oily muscular men who are too pussy to fight for themselves.
So they use these magical creatures that they have for some reason.
It's not about that anymore.
Oh.
Well, what's it about?
Oh boy, Stink, thanks for seven, it says, uh, mmm, so stinky, oh yeah.
Other killin' Nazis, that's cool.
I would just use the sharp shooters.
I
What am I here?
You opened up the door
Think I'm dead
Let's goooo try to find stuff, or maybe die, but also probably die, because I bet I'm gonna
get kidnapped.
We need, the most important thing we need, meth, Xanax, basically just do drugs.
Xanax, that's a dub.
I'll give that to you.
He opened up the door.
Tanner?
Uh-huh.
You're no fun.
ELG Cheap Fix Result?
At Moon Moon and pointing on the insert streamers here, Drava?
Crap, that place forgot to give me a million quidrillian subs, don't ask me about stuff
like that.
It's cringe.
It's cringe, and you're not cringe, you don't have to be, you choose to be.
I got a myth. That's a fucking dub ski.
You be able to fight back against duck killers?
I am. By hiding in a laundry basket.
Or running away.
What's in the 1999 Champions League final?
That was Michael Dorn's crime, bro
Great up anyone that's when that iconic dunk picture was taken you know what I mean
We still do not have the electrical key, but that's okay
We don't need it probably
He opened up the door.
I can't stop.
I cannot stop.
Uh, door's unlocked.
That's kind of cringe.
Does Key just have a chance not to spawn?
No, the Key's always spawned.
I'm missing a spot, I think.
Because I'm a noob idiot?
A noob idiot?
Don't kill me.
Did you play the original Gothic?
No.
Still no, chatter.
Still no.
Any plans to play Power World 1.0?
No.
Yeah.
You're growing a mullet.
I'm trying.
This guy said shit.
So fucking true.
I can't open this door.
Are you stupid?
Robo-
Robobor says any plans to go to the air island goes underwater.
uh burn burn more coal baby
and then we see him has a spider-man how do I counter him give up he opened up
the door
uh
refucked
Yeah.
We chose the incorrect path, lads.
Oh
Just give up
Give a fuck up man fucking loser as be
Hello Harlinson
Okay
Lucky day for you boy. Well my shit
Hey, now my train of thought has been interrupted
Bitch
I've got no fucking math.
What am I doing this?
You watch the chain smoker cat anime cats be doing drugs and shit.
Uh, yeah.
What are you doing?
I'm not a good guy.
Guard the checklist.
Guard the checklist!
Yes, Miload.
You're the king!
Clear the camera and drugs. Affirmative.
He opened up the door.
Drugs wrong.
I should in here buddy
the
right
to the fucking dumb shot I guess
IEI IEI
I
Did you see Moe X for seven
I was working nightmare Freddy RPG haven't started yet
Why can I not click on my computer?
Don't kidnap me.
I like- that's my method of avoiding the kidnappers, just to yell
don't kidnap me as I run outside.
It works 80% of the time.
So exhausted.
Dude, I could run further than this guy.
IRL granted.
I would be heaving right now.
Which total war game do you recommend I play during my zoom meeting with HR?
Why are you meeting with HR?
to explain, mister? How come there's never a truck, meth? I gotta check for dumpster,
Um, not good, not good.
He opened up the door.
He saw a wee bit smidge of meth.
So a wee bit of smidge of meth.
Nice mate.
Good boy.
Thanks.
Thank you.
I already got this guy.
I need drugs pickle Rick
and I don't have
don't have drugs don't have access to drugs right now dude
I said hey what's going moving how long should I oil it hit should I hit my oil
pin for
Is that weed?
Pertinator?
Thanks for the suit.
Dub?
Oh my god, please mr.
Oops.
We gotta get drugs.
Staterino, dude
He opened up the drugs
This guy wants the bomb maker, dude, maybe it's just cursed maybe it's just cursed guys
This guy wants the bomb maker
Maybe we can tell him he doesn't want the bomb maker, dude.
I actually have not seen one person offering to sell drugs.
BTW.
Well?
One one one one one one.
Oh, I'm dumb and blind.
it's 30 man why bro
Okay, we're running gamble here.
We're going to assume that I will not get hit manned more times than I get attacked by
the meth man.
Okay?
We can be too calyx for a hosting rating whatever they call it these days
What was your reaction to the Nicaraguan president saying that he don't need elections?
I'm dead. Where's my skills?
What could we have done differently? That's the important question to ask ourselves.
Add a math okay we did have math but he took it we did have math get more okay I literally
place an order for more math all right well now what else could I have done what else
gonna be luckier. Alright, now we're getting somewhere, I feel like. Now we are getting somewhere.
Order faster have some some sitting at the drop for when you need it.
Okay, but what if someone doesn't post in chat that they uh, they're the tier one drugs
sealant dealer and then I can't get it because the person didn't talk?
What if that person never speaks?
Oh, no.
Buy a gun?
They don't have gun.
on the other team what do I do give up art gets out the front door what do I do
kill this bitch made fuck this guy's rep to drug dealer
Do the math yourself and beat the shit out of Tucker.
His name's Tanner.
Same fucking thing here.
Dang it.
We opened up the door, I'll stop, I'll stop, probably.
Hey.
Alrighty.
Let's check for dumpster meth.
Oh no.
No dumpster meth.
Yep, that's the way I would have opened the door if I was going through it.
Maybe I'll boat it directly for thee, ha ha ha.
Guys, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but...
I think Tanner's on the other side of the door.
Aww, you're no fun.
I can't right click the whole time by the way.
Frank.
Are you dived up today? No, peed my pants. I'm not dived up, dived up today.
I do not require...
They don't have to use a diaper, therefore I'm not dived up.
The requirement is not there.
key you opened up the door um dang I don't know what we do if we don't get any Xanax
That's what I meant.
It's actually impossible to see where my crosshair is when I've got my flashlight on, and it's a dark room.
Okay, no Xanax. That's really bad.
Is it game over?
Shortly? Shortly?
Did you guys see any Xanax by chance?
I'm sorry Zanax.
What was the Zanin' for?
When the hitman come he'd be all walking around and shit and you get a hide and our character's
little bitch can't keep his breathing under control which exposes his position and it
in a hard mode. He breathes like not human. I could he is very inhuman breathing pattern
that is impossible to predict or follow. So you pretty much auto lose the breathing minigame
you have to do while you're hiding from the hitman unless you got the the drugs. I might
be able to do like if we can get it down to one life
oh my god wait the more lights on the more times you have to do the minigame
I got a double check.
We might not need Xanax boys.
I
Oh
Really says an auto-fail might be another hacks I need drugs
Boom.
Okay.
Boom, mama.
Okay.
Next, we need to buy camera, but we need one more hack.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
the
For meeeeee
Ummm
Can we do another sled?
I
I found it.
Now we cannot afford a sled.
That's okay.
Who needs them?
Not I.
It's just never...never do we ever find someone who wants what we have ever.
You fuck with croissant?
Yeah dude.
Oh yeah.
I like bread.
So right here if we had a camera I'd be really good.
or if we had ordered a camera.
Because we could then go get it now.
And we would be banking on the fact
that there's no kidnapper help.
No kidnapper, right?
But we also don't have a camera to check for a kidnapper.
That's okay.
Because we're banking on the game understanding
that we're currently under attack by a different person.
So surely,
The kidnapper ain't showing up.
Even though he has multiple times in this exact situation, but it doesn't matter dude.
It doesn't matter.
Let's talk about the new Project Zomboid update.
What of it, mate?
What's new, bro?
Does this game like EvoNline or more like NBA 2K13?
EvoNline.
42 going stable.
So they're not adding anything.
What the fuck?
Last time I played 42, the shit was stable as fuck, dude.
Oh, well I just picked up my shit.
Okay.
I feel violated.
Hotkeys the Xanax.
Fine noir.
They're my aunt's tannerino.
Kinda creepy when it's dark, huh?
He opened up the door
He held the panic button down
It is
Room 11, okay
Do we go out and get our shit now? Do we risk it?
I mean we don't r- okay we're going out anyway.
You know what? I bet.
Alright, we might get kidnapped and die. I've accepted that.
Wait, what room was it?
What room was it?
What fucking room was it?
Eleven? Three yet.
Alright.
So now we got one more bath, we got two Xanax, two Crane.
Easy peasy.
We also have no money though.
That's okay.
when I rip a bowl in my garage.
Bro, if you're smoking weed, you're gonna smell like weed, man.
That's just the way that it is.
There's no hiding it.
You gotta change your clothes and take a shower.
That's the only way, bro.
Lies?
No, man.
People can smell that shit.
Oh fuck it doesn't have the sploof it doesn't help me I mean it helps but they people
was so smell it dude
we're gonna try and do this to that crank wait why do I have the crank if not
to use it
We should get one more loop, right?
Right?
Nice.
Were you hot key of that?
It's so dark.
Spooky.
We're on second-hand terrain, thanks for selling. Hello.
It's disarray in my noor. Thanks.
Very daijoboo of you. We're gonna lock this door before we die.
We've got to order more drugs also.
We need a camera doesn't matter
He's not many drugs classic like dumb bitch
Level four drug dealer
Here we got the other one
That's the rat man. He wants in. He's cold
hold.
Good math.
Let's try to stock up.
Okay, we got $4 reduced.
I want to stand up and see that.
Make sure I got my shot, kid.
Okay.
I want to stand up and see that makes for got my shot hockey
Yep
Yeah
Well time to consult the list
Okay.
do-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-da-doo-de-de-de-de-de-doo-ooh.
Okay.
Hmm. Fringe?
Matt's fuck, happy birthday dude.
Well...
Uh oh.
I clicked on some of that in your scape.
Oh, way!
We might have missed the sound cave, we'll see.
Oh my god.
You can leave the lights on the entire run and not worry about Moira and skip a lot
of the Lucas Search minigame if you let the bar fail and fail and fill up halfway red
and then complete the minigame
I mean I don't mind checking for her like that
also I don't know if I can reliably
I don't know if I can reliably do it after getting to the exclamation point without Xanax.
Ooh.
Aw.
We might be dead.
No kidnapper.
See? Works every time.
.
I couldn't hear anything, so I just waited to be sure.
I mean, double check the doors.
We have two websites to sell, but first we got to trigger this hack, John Deere.
Okay, didn't trigger that's fine actually because I need to I gotta buy a sled just be sure
Um, guys?
It's not helping, guys.
Maybe it is.
Because I have the same amount of lights.
Seems like the mini games are shorter.
Why is the door open?
What the fuck?
Dude, it's staying open!
Fuckin' hell, man.
If I'm dead again after I'm so sad.
I'm just playing around it, I'm trying to, I'm trying to trigger a hack so I can buy
by the fucking camera that I did. I'm trying to.
Why is the fucking door stuck?
Probably no R now.
Alright.
There's some sites to sell.
Reactive streamer you drama bro, please bro hill
I don't have a slide, that's not good.
Yeah, having the extra light out here during the hiding section didn't actually change
how many times I had to do it.
So what's the fucking point?
I literally can't do anything about those.
And I lost cool
That's unavoidable like you did like noir showing up I get you know you lose like
Good boy.
Unavoidable, hotel room 3, so we got a choice to make here.
It's doomed bros, it's so fucking doomed man, it's so absolutely fucking doomed.
I
I can tell you how to trigger the meth guy early, but that would be helping so fuck you.
Or that's not even your knowledge.
That's knowledge that you got from someone else.
You didn't find that out, you read it online, or you saw someone do it.
You'll get to smile about that, you're like a little vulture.
That fucking that smelly kid that looked over and tried to copy off of my test
What fucking room was there three
Oops.
Rugs.
Aww.
You don't have to lock the door.
I'm still going to do it. You want to know why it doesn't waste any time whatsoever.
But Moon, but Moon, you lost some time there because you had to unlock it.
Yeah. All right.
It doesn't waste any time if I'm not matching the button.
I'm going to keep walking. I'm going to lock the door.
I think I'm going to lock the door.
I don't let's be clear.
I don't need any of your dumb motherfuckers.
helps you. I don't need your steam community post. I don't need your fucking your Google
Doc, dude. I don't need I don't need any of your guys's help. None unless I ask. All right.
Let's be clear about that.
If it doesn't take all your boner to answer my question when I have it, when I ask it,
I wanted to be answered, but guess what? I don't want to hear you, motherfucker!
Uh-oh.
Um, guys?
It's like...
If I'm spending 60 DOS coin on Xanax, or how many, how many, it's a lot.
It's the most expensive thing.
It should trivialize this fucking minigame.
It should trivialize it.
of the
I know.
It worked. Fuck you.
I've got back doors and no money.
I lost my last backdoor because the music event happened while I was doing the hack.
That's game over fellas.
So a quick recap, doing one hack, lost it because I got meth guide, okay.
Immediate next hack, lost it because I had to stand up and do the music event.
So either that's two sleds, which I could have sletted, it would be 120 DOS coins,
Or minus how many ever DOS coins plus minus how much ever read read
Why the fuck
Wonder what we could could be triggering so many events dude
Tell me tell me
tell me dude this guy dude this guy's getting real snarky today dude this guy right here
teach me
he said get some hair alright stop adding me directly please
Um
To why does the meth guy attack you while you're doing a hack why though? What is the just if justifiable reason for that?
Why
Why couldn't it be right right after like like hey
I'm gonna meth guy should attack the player. Oh, but he's doing a hack. Hmm. Okay wait till the heck fails or completes
You know me boom done
Like I get that it's supposed to be hard, but that's like...
What do I do in this situation? What do I do?
If you have, if you already have the message, but I'll leave it somewhere for him, I would
like it.
Okay.
All right.
Either I am incredibly unlucky.
Okay.
Or last stream and this stream, this stream has already happened twice.
Getting hacked and then having to stand up because the music event happened or hitting
a sled and then standing up and then do it. It has happened double digit times, double
digit times between last stream and the stream, double digits. So that's an instant minus
60 or an instant. No, it's designed like that. Okay, listen, I'm gonna I'm gonna caution
you. Look, look, it's all it's all funny, epic jokes and stuff, dude. I'm telling you
right now, you better get ready to cite your motherfucking sources if you have me like that
motherfucker just did because I, I, my patients has disappeared for the, the one sentence
eight word.
No, actually, this is the way it's supposed to be shipped, dude, I'm, it's over.
Okay.
Proceed with caution, bro, because you will be, I'm gonna, I'm gonna call up Lucas and
he's going to terminate your motherfucking chat experience, dude.
Anyway, we f*****g lost.
Sight your sources, or do not speak directly to me.
I will bear by your misgivings.
Yes, me lord.
you
You
So
you
You
What up
All right, we got a little heated dude
Thank you.
Shut up.
Oh!
I don't know what to do.
Stop me, bald-ass.
I don't know what to do.
Like what is the avenue by which we even get established if we are put into like one auto
lose situation I get it but like to narrow like how do you actually recover
from that I don't fucking know Mike
Guess what I'm not having a problem with.
Oops! Wait...
Um, guys, I'm not sure that I did it.
Kappa?
Oh, my God.
Let the barks out.
Hey, you opened up the door!
Have you listened to Homer dropped his donut?
No.
Help me!
That's cool.
Doh!
There's a part two.
Why?
D'oh.
A common sense for a servant?
At Moon Moon, old people driving.
Slacker-Mimic for a shit.
Apparently there's a patch coming soon here for video sales from the first weekend.
That's good.
Because I'd be never getting videos that I actually can sell, so...
Oh, no.
I don't have two bank doors while I'm on this one.
Swag
Well, we got the rep new patch
Yo, let's let's go to pick that one up. We need every advantage we can get here boys
and
nerf token 9 on lee mode that's the image minigame nice buff zanik effects on lee mode
nice video seekers will start off asking for videos on wiki one nice
Moon Moon Patch? It's funny because the guy that I yelled at before when AFK, who I asked
to cite as sources when he said something, said, the dev was literally watching streamers
like distortion doing the run with elite. If that wasn't the intention of it happening,
the music of it happening during the hack, he would have changed it a week ago when he
heard complain about it from a speedrun streamer.
He's not wrong, but the Moon Moon patch happened.
I don't understand.
The implication here is that because I don't speedrun video games, I cannot have an opinion
or a complaint that might be worthy of being changed, right?
Low and behold!
Fuck you.
You just got fucked!
He's got FUCKED!
FUCK YOU!
I bet even though the image one has been nerfed, I'm still too fucking stupid to do it, probably.
I promise.
It's cool that you can find videos and they're asking for wiki-1 ones first because having
an alternate way to make the money and incentivizing actually looking through the pages instead
of just relying on the hacks. I think that's cool. That is cool.
I
I clicked one too many times.
Holy shit.
I'm leaving this light on because it makes a difference in the hitman thing.
Don't kill me.
Aww...
You're no fun.
I require Xanax... now.
A wee bit of Zan picked the edge off, man.
It's not in any of the rooms.
It's not fucking good, man.
I don't have the fucking...
I don't have the fucking electric room key, man.
It's also not good.
It's bad.
Let's get kidnapped.
Alright.
There's no fucking giant axe in here, mate.
What the fuck is it, mate?
Could it be on the truck?
We technically don't have to grab it right now, but...
See ya.
Unless that's crank.
That's not crank.
because Annex might.
Norge is not spawning those side rooms?
I've had Norse spawning those side rooms.
Good boy.
Where's my ship?
Okay.
Yeah, lucky day for you, boy.
Can I kind of look now?
Excuse me.
Oh
We gotta buy drugs
No kidding, Abbey.
I don't know if our camera arrives.
I don't think it did. I think we wait. I think we wait.
Let's see if he remembers.
Nice.
There it is.
We're going to add this website.
Mm-hmm
Look at it.
Stand here.
I can't go back in.
I'm going to leave crypto key alone, he's just excited.
Where is our map? You know what, let's...
I didn't try...
You bitch, dude!
I was paying to get a go at my math guy.
You're not my typical demographic, but you will do.
Damn dude.
You fucky bitch.
I wanted to quickly find my drug delivery.
Cuz meth guy can get you when you're outside and I didn't want to go back inside and then come back outside
Fuckin meth man
Do-do-bo-do-bo-do-bo
Mad-a-dop move
Sorry for yelling at that chatter earlier by the way
Please accept my apology.
I was right though.
Don't forget.
Well?
I'm going to send up.
Do it again.
The fuck is this one, man?
I flicked up somewhere.
Disregard.
Coming in chat for first time chatter says watching while
having sex.
Sweet.
He forgot his cap of though.
Weird
All right guys get a look at this
Homer let the Barts out remix except it's a chat let the cap was out. Yeah, would that be would that be poggers?
No
Why can't Lab Monkey order a 19-0 down you there?
Or a band.
Bup bup bup bup bup bup.
Is your son thought we're talking Ben?
Yeah, he knows we're talking Ben.
Sometimes when I hit him with a Ben, he goes, Ho Ho Ho!
Ben?
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
We gotta go look for stuff.
We can get a camera right now, in theory.
But what are we missing out on?
A sled.
Let's try the camera first.
me now me now me now me now me now
I gotta find me drugs
gonna find me drugs
I've got two keys
and we get the legendaries and expanse of ghillie
sweet
Ah, you're no fun.
What does the NX do?
uh makes it so you can do the hitman breathing mini game on leap mode
i'm sure there's a giga gamer who can do it without it but that ain't me
bang me
okay what the fuck
that was crazy
as soon as we turned the light on it went out
It's like we flipped the breaker.
We got two meth spawns, boys.
I wonder if that means we only get one zero Zanax.
I always feel like there should be something in that pile of garbage.
Yeah, I ain't seeing no Zanax though, fellas.
Now, Xanax is not the worst because you don't get hit man for a little bit, but honestly,
maybe it's okay that we don't find Xanax right away.
Oh, we didn't finish looking.
already get kidnapped? Unlocked door.
According to Keikaku, I can't remember where it stops.
Kaku means plan in Japan by the way for the guy Jen and Shab.
Well said, chatter you're going to have to work on your pronunciation a little bit though.
We got one more room.
Before, should I look?
Yay!
The Japanese love it when you speak their language in a comical southern accent, however.
Japanese have a redneck equivalent region, where they make fun of the accent that they have speaking Japanese.
Thoughts on Trump calling LeBron a racist today?
Thoughts on Gleeblegrope and Peepee Poo Poo doing the tango at 4 o'clock today?
Good boy.
Shut up, bitch.
What are your thoughts?
I didn't know about that because I don't read the news.
I wouldn't even call that news though.
That's like something you would have read in line to check your groceries out on a fucking
the front page of a tabloid magazine.
Bum-bum, ba-da-ba-dum-bum.
The Donald called LeBron James racist?
Homer dropped his doughnuts?
Who let the bards out, dude?
How many times do you think this will take you?
Uh, don't know.
Probably a lot.
He said he would stop. Yeah, and then that chatter asked me what thoughts were about Donald Trump calling LeBron James Races. So I gotta fight fire with fire. Slop with slop, dude.
I'll pay HELLO DOS COIN!
We've got three people looking for videos.
The game was updated to, like these videos should be on wiki1 now.
So I could, in theory, sit here and look for the videos.
Look at it. I got a trimmy nose hairs fellas.
Getting a little bristly.
We ain't got a sled.
Got some drug hook up though.
Rip the mountain sneeze like a real man.
Guys you should never rip your nose hairs out because it can get infected and
Super close to your brain.
You don't want to get pwned.
I do rip my nose hairs out sometime though.
Sometime.
Not so much recently.
New fear unlocked. Thanks for that. It's not like me. You shouldn't be afraid. It's
pretty easy to avoid not ripping your nose hairs.
And the same be said about butt hairs. Now you can rip those up just fine. The nose is
and close proximity to your brain. That's why it's dangerous.
That's my camera.
I don't know where to put it. Can you park on either side of the building?
Yeah. Mama Mia. That's the rat, man.
Where's my shit?
Okay.
Lucky day for you, boy.
I'm, uh, both the websites I was using to trigger hacks are down.
Order of nine, Tango down you there.
Dr. Murder going to waste a lot of shapes to pray. Yep, lay down.
Meow, meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Well, let's go find out if the breather can kill us.
Let's go find out if the breather can go run it, can run us down.
Without Crank.
Oh, you got, you got a, you got a Rouse down, boys.
Maybe not, I'm not sure.
Where can we put this camera?
I don't know where he parks.
It's gonna be in the alley, right?
Left and right side of the road.
two cameras to get full coverage? Or do I? Or do I?
It's like an owl.
Alright.
You know, honestly...
Where is this motherfucker going to be?
Let's check the routers.
Meth on the truck.
Rue.
I forgot.
The road?
He parks on the road?
But on the side of the motel
On the road or in the parking lot, okay
Can we get more Ratman lore? What do we have so far? Is it special infected in Left 4 Dead?
He has a gun. He's actually just a guy with like really creepy face paint. Is he racist?
No. He's a rad man.
He ate his family? Alright, that's good lore.
Yeah, he plays ranked. Valorant?
Good boy.
Do do ba-do ba-do boo I need to get a hack right meow
now.
Ratman is a Serial Wendy's bathroom floor shitter.
Yeah, he is that. Yeah.
Anyone in chat ever had to clean up a pile of shit in the bathroom of the fast food place you work at?
You were asked to do that at 7-Eleven when you worked there and then you quit.
Incredibly unfathomably based.
drugs. I cannot afford sledding and drugs. Let's get the drugs.
fuck
Oh, man.
We gotta buy nerfs and axe.
cool
need another camera though
from the top. Look for names I recognize.
Nothing, mate.
Mike?
It's walking north in Mike.
We should be looking for videos.
I want to look for sightseekers though.
Didn't understand the use for Xanax.
You take it before you do the breathing minigame when hiding from the hitman.
In normal, you don't really need it.
Unless you're like really bad.
The mini is pretty easy in the role.
Welcome up, Loan Darkwalt, are you sure?
Okay, wait.
Hold on.
Let's check the camera.
Well, we're at least 50% safe.
Good enough for me.
Actually, we're 66% safe because it's not in the parking lot either.
Meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Anyone tell me what lead mode does?
um you ever been like sucker punched in the face before? like shoved from behind
scan the QR code in the electric room? wow that sounds scary
Find my pages.
up. Normal's like getting a blowjob and leave mode is like if you bid it and pulled it off. Yeah.
Yeah.
We might be dead.
I don't want to use my crank for this, do you, dude?
You get a generous amount of time.
There.
I like the dick bite analogy pretty good.
Where's my shit?
Good man.
Alright.
Don't be a stranger.
Um, okay, mister.
Alright, meth guy.
Like...
I'm so stupid, man, I'm so stupid.
We would be in trouble right now if we did not get lucky and have a second bag of meth
spawned someplace where we could find it.
And before noir, my bitch.
I never scared, naw, I never scared, naw.
I ain't never scared. No, I ain't never scared. No. Now here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go. Actually, I'm not gonna go pick my
method. I'm not gonna go to my method and I'm gonna
No way, dude
I don't even know if that's the right position for that
Okay, we have to turn your computer back. I gotta check which room it's in
I forgot we ran out the back.
image one. Yay! Where's my thing? Found it.
Fuckin'
Uh, we unfortunately have to check for the war now.
Or I might be dead.
poggers me when Homer lets the barks out
Go!
Okay, let's do this.
Come on.
We need another camera there was something else I needed to you I need to check where
my drugs are. And I need a sled. We can afford a camera and a sled. And another
back door. And now report.
Sweet and
Now I need to room 11 room 11 room 11 room 11 room 11 room 11 room 11 room 11 room 11
Now I need some sightseekers, please
please
Boom
Or I'm not even rep to what happened.
It's gonna go up
Wait, what do you want order nine? Yeah, I got that bro. I got that shit nine
Am I winning?
No, not only am I not winning
It ain't even close
It is not close
That's okay, that's the learning
We might get in the Lord while we're doing this by the way
It's been a long time.
You don't understand how those game works?
That's so fucking sad. This one's safe to get in the war during.
I
Room 11 banner waiting
Fuck you.
Better have meth on you?
Um, we do, don't we?
Pretty sure we do.
Well, so I'm afraid to walk out right now because I'm afraid I'm a good kid now.
I was going to wait till my internet went out.
Do I trust my gut or the paranoid delusions of that random chat?
My thoughts immediately dripped to the great ether of the unknown
as I contemplate the many realities that we could exist in merely seconds from now.
Do I trust the blathering of an unknown
or the unreliability of my own gut.
Wait.
Do you have IBS?
No.
Vampire Sucker Oo-Woo.
I'm not seeing any other names I recognize for sight-seeking.
Now what was I about to do here?
Gotta buy that.
I'm gonna need this.
We could get another sled.
Hmm?
Uh-oh
Let me just prevent. Oh, no, dude
No, my shit sparked up, but oh, maybe not I
Can't click this middle thing anymore
Oh
I cannot open my camera app right now.
Guess I'll do it with a yield turn off turn on again, fellas.
You think it'll work?
Hold on.
That was already bound.
Passed me so smart.
Oh, thank god.
We have to go get our meth now.
Oh, the internet's up.
Sweet.
Okay.
So once again, 66% safe from kidnapper right now.
Now, check for Tanner, who is definitely here by the way, okay, fuck you.
Now we're gonna go get...
Now I'm gonna fix the internet first, because I don't know if...
I don't know if crowbar man kills me for not coming to fix it, but we'll see, we'll find
Hey, hey, hey! Please! Oh my god.
I do not know if that's correct.
So, picture in there now.
It's hard to see it, wilds dark and in the rain, man.
Okay, maybe we stop walking, maybe that shadow was right.
Even though I lash out at him and told him to shut the fuck up and stop helping me.
So that's everyone though?
Yeah.
But deep down I crave the help.
I need the help dude.
We have the math.
We have two Xanax.
Rebound the Xanax.
Very important.
We have two cameras now.
That's the first.
Probably going to get in the ward here and then Cower on and die.
So.
Are you locked?
I'm going to sit down and get in the ward immediately.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Just in case.
fuck
please sell my attitude
Oh my god, no image one yet.
There was a god all along.
not perhaps there was perhaps there was
I got over drugs.
We're passive income boys.
number get changed or am I done? No, it's higher. That's fine. We've probably should have gotten
the next tier, actually. Nope. Nope. Incorrect. Incorrect. Uh, like this.
where's my shit okay lucky day for you for it well
Blitzer Lakes Reset
Okay, swag money.
MONEY SWAG MONEY SWAG MONEY SWAG MONEY SWAG MONEY
Excuse me.
We go back to claw 4? Yeah, I wanna finish Faha Abbot.
Wow, dude.
So
Enter, waiting, now that we have the cameras, we can go out and preemptively fix our internet
so we can spend more time on the computer.
Okay.
Shirley.
Shirley, no kidnapper. I have those.
What do we got?
We got no math, but that's okay, I think.
We should order more math.
I think we'll use two different dealers, actually I think if we just place two different orders
It'll put into different rooms.
I will say this is the first time that I feel safe.
That said, I still don't know if I can win.
Because I don't know if.
The cost of everything to like decrypt and win the game.
Motel room.
Oh my.
What the...
is it on yes there's a room 9 fuck I don't remember
There it's out.
Can I check my cameras in the near and sound?
What room was it?
Well, seven.
Yes, fuck me.
You actually fucked me.
Math guys are gonna tackle me right now.
Thank god.
Okay.
Interance down.
Didn't check which side.
Doesn't matter.
Got lucky.
I did not know about that Tanner jump scare by the way.
No, I never use cameras in the normal mode run.
Father Dongerly, we're so...
We need to place two different orders for meth right now, just so we can get ahead of that
thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, except for father three and putt new Vegas remakes um I liked the oblivion
remake remaster nose remake I don't even I don't even know which one means which
anymore I'm gonna be honest um it was the same game which is swag I guess I uh
Where's your code?
Um, here we go. One,
one,
ten,
chat room.
We don't need more Zanax right now.
Yeah.
I just want to see what fucking looks like man.
What are the names of the people looking for sites?
It's like, there's a dude with a zero instead of an O in his name, and there's like, like
either mono or moon, something, uh, there's like four or five people, and I, one of them
has a blue name.
Oh, newie.
Oh, newy.
Finally, my only shift sec hatch is here.
Snaps to gay.
Devlin it'll be alright man.
Why are we getting double hackswaxed was the last one a player hack at all?
This one is a player hack and it shifts back again.
What is happening dude?
What if it's bugged?
Stop talking.
It's okay.
That hurts but it's not the end of the world.
I do
What synapse to K
Well, well, well.
I'm sorry.
It's me, fucking Tanner, but you're tackled without me.
I'm gonna roast my shit.
Ooh, who's the bloke?
Good man.
Alright.
Oh, no. Don't tackle me.
No, please.
Lots on how to open the straight.
Typically don't open with a straight.
When I play poker, it's normally like a bear.
I'm pretty unlucky.
Of horror moves.
Nice, but you made a topical just now
That was cool
Haha, I get a good one how come you guys are good are able to laugh at me ironically
But that chatter uses the absolute lowest hanging fruit to fucking try and crack a joke and he doesn't get ironic laughed at
It's not fucking fair, dude
It's like it'd be like if I was like Donald Trump, LeBron James, racism, straight-of-four moose,
and then like, you guys laughed at that, you know what I mean? If only it was that easy, right?
Room three.
How many backdoors we got? One.
They got my ass. I didn't hear it. The door was unlocked! That's why, dude! You know,
I was mentally thinking I was like... I was like, I have not heard the assassin yet. We
I think we have to get those cameras right away.
I feel like if I can get the cameras, I'm at least in a position where if I am locked
I have a chance.
It's not a very good chance.
I'll be back once I play the song, Guards.
Guardorinos.
Okay!
I'm ready to go tonight The other party on line
With me in the rain, before joy, boy, yeah
You can come to me like you're just gonna feel like
So the groove will bend me
Oh, yeah, I feel it like I'm feeling just as fine
Can't stop dancing on my love
This is the end of the game.
Give it to you Friday night
Get a cookie on the friday night, yeah
Greetings!
Hello!
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then metaboon.
Is it 38 attempts at a PBU because it beat this hearty?
What?
The fuck did blood just say?
Elbow drops you?
G.S. rope I didn't screw up.
Swag.
LeBron James sighing with the Philadelphia 76ers.
How come it's not the Philadelphia 67ers?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Why not?
Missed opportunity right, fellows?
That's their minor league team name.
Twist your balls.
All right, let's see if we can get shift
sex seven times in a row again.
One the one and four seven times in a row dude.
Your Tinder date ghosted you?
You jerk off did you bear it?
Just like in Doom.
It is faster to move diagonally, I think.
I don't breathe when I'm doing that, that's not good.
You gotta breathe.
Heels, heel, fixers, up.
You'd breathe if you have to.
It's like some high school football coach shit.
You can breathe when you need to.
We're gonna win regionals, dude.
Die.
Who in chat did sports in high school?
We've seen a lot of me's.
Seen a lot of me's.
Heaked in high school, a megalol.
All right, you got the next question
No, you're the fat kid bro, yeah, we know we know dude
You want to cardiac arrest during high school basketball
Well?
Didn't peek in high school?
Poggers?
I don't know if almost dying counts as peeking.
I mean, it depends on how cool you look, though.
Do you feel like a...
like a cool dunk
before you collapse under the ground and almost died, or...
Or are you just kind of like not getting passed too and then like you fell down on like the
wrong side of the court and then already like arrested?
No one in your chat can dunk.
You don't fucking know that.
What if I can do it?
But if I have an impressive vertical leap, I can.
But what if?
You don't know.
You can't even dunk an Oreo?
I can.
I mean, I can't really do it anymore because I get like indigestion from like milk.
But there was a time when I was in my prime.
They called me the Scourge of Oreos.
There might be another meth somewhere.
Oh my god, I'm outside.
Noir.
Come on, do you lady!
Any Civ 6 tips, no DLC.
Good boy.
No.
Adjacency bonuses.
That's all I remember from that game.
and then a lot of people fucking hated it.
That feel when you drop the science building in between...
in every tile touching it is a mountain, yeah.
Can other games replicate that? Don't think so.
I
Battle got extra seven
Are we pushing stacks boys
Clicking dumb fuck?
Uh-oh.
The mouse accuracy is not good right now.
Oh my god.
We gotta stop coming from above here dude.
Just watch porn for the first time what the fuck was that?
You alright man?
You Gucci?
Brof?
Do we get our cameras now?
Yeah. Fuck it, dude.
Okay, we can't actually go...
...but the work camera is right now. It's not fucking fair.
If I were okay, I wouldn't be watching a bald fuck at 2AM.
Yeah I always knew you were European chatter.
Nate, thanks for something.
They were funny of us.
You hate us?
I don't hate you guys!
I'm a teaaboo.
And I understand this not Europe anymore.
But I ain't looking to get corrected, Loadsgun.
I need to buy drugs.
I'm about to get robbed in three, two, one, meth guy.
Math guy, math guy, math guy, math guy.
Any second now, math guy, here he comes.
The math man, here he comes.
1, 2, 3, math.
What if we guess the 5-digit number of our drug dealer correctly?
Wouldn't that be swag?
I don't think there's anything here. I was looking at the names.
I don't know.
me
Locks the door so I don't forget
I found it I found it guys
I mean, it's creepy.
You could have like a cool...
Ain't nothing wrong with having like a cool murder calling card.
Like that guy's calling Carter's like an ice cream truck song
That's fucking awesome, what do you got heavy breathing
Math no math
Yay!
Mine is the sound of a boulder getting very close very quickly.
talking about AI? I think AI is cool. Have you heard Homer dropped his donut?
Fuck you. Can you tell he's coming? There's a very faint sound coming from
the left. That sounds like... it sounds like a jacket being moved. I don't know how to
subscribe it no are nope no are nope no are nope no are nope no are nope
I need drugs dude
help
and
nap six for seven
police show up
police show up so that it doesn't happen while i'm doing the hack
I'm sorry I'm super late to this live stream.
Oh that's not good.
This is not a good one for water truckering.
Okay, okay, I gotta re-click here, fuck.
Oh
No
Is this game over though?
No, and I have a camera out there and meth guys and shit up here.
But we can't order drugs.
Hmm, that sucks penis that that happened.
You know what I mean?
Big pee pee suck.
Where we going?
I checked for an award too many times.
of stroke in my shit guy you think he feels compelled to like say that even
if he's not doing it I mean I would prefer that he's not doing it let's be
clear about that
nice
still no drug person
Mm-hmm
And demon newy mono
Drug tickets is our propagation
You ignore him the first time an hour ago?
He had to recharge to get back in?
To be fair, I did not ignore him. I just did not see it.
I appreciated him letting me know, though, that he was, in fact, stroking up.
I would like to order another camera, which we can do, actually.
We're the creepy lady, Ed.
Give me my money.
Now.
Zero Nuro.
Thanks for seven.
Old man, you all want a mail order bride?
for some videos to make up the difference here.
you're got the forgot seven says uh... worship like my mail order bride
the dark web
i'll go get the cameras
We're going to search this page and then force another hack.
Yeah what's up bitch?
I ain't scared of you bitch.
So I'll take for 7.
Videos only ever appear hidden under words and in the source.
I've never clicked on one of these to reveal something.
I think I've found something down here once.
Do we really want to search this manually?
I don't think so.
I think the GigaStrat is probably only checking the source code.
I think that's what we're going to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I am Lord. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Any drugs, this is going to be a problem shortly.
All righty, I think I just checked the source code here.
down. The majority of videos I found have been in the source code. That's not true. It's
by 5050. It's just harder to search every word. I find a fair amount in here. So,
Billiards takes first for not seven but for highlighting it had the background I got confused
excuse me we'll search the big ones would you guys lease your cavities
Is the honest, let's try another hack.
Where's my shoutout?
Shoutout's just even in the chat.
Colder makes for 7.
Still have not gotten Token 9.
nnnnnnnnnooooo
Oh god
I'm gonna buy two.
I do not have a what's-a-goal.
What the fuck?
Did.
Okay, dude.
Damn.
Okay.
Hopefully we won't get kidnapped.
Okay, dude.
Okay, hopefully when we're kidnapped.
We are going to get a meth guide though.
Yeah, I'm not sure I need this over here.
Gotta blast!
Camera one.
Camera.
Do.
Camera.
Do.
You forced these games on the typical date? Yeah, there have been a couple of times where
I went outside while my internet was down or the power was out and I got kidnapped
I probably smell so fucking bad, man.
I
Stinky boy
Check our router shit
We Gucci I
Don't remember if I locked at this door
Was locked
Probably no harm when I sit down
Tanner, actually?
It's like burnt spoons and cat piss.
You right.
Install the showering mod where if you don't take a shower then the stink man comes.
The rat man.
I
Show up bitch
You see running away, it's so cute
I need drugs please
Yes, dude
I
The war
What you bitch
Where am I?
Got order drugs, got order drugs.
It was close.
Any token this weekend?
Token these bitch.
I own that guy.
Own status.
It didn't go on.
Alert next of kin.
Yeah.
I've been watching that John Brown show that came out a while ago, the one where he goes
I am also out of me John Brown and you stand on the side of chains.
Who?
I'm like 1928.
That is not true.
The Ethan Hawke one? I think so. I don't really know actors.
I gotta buy drugs. That chill.
Boom. Boom. Boom.
Hopefully we don't die.
You can force another hack.
Oh, that's the hit man.
I got some bad fucking news, okay?
Oh my god, I found it in the dark
It wasn't hot keyed
We clutched up we clutched up dude we clutched up we did
Some will say that we did not just clutch up the majority of you will not realize what just happened. That's okay
That's okay, it's okay
Oh my god, it actually like it's still harder because leave mode but the Xanax makes a difference
if I'm paying $60 per fucking Xanax it better make a fucking difference to you.
It's so much better now.
Holy fuck, like it was doable before, but Jesus Christ man, Jesus Christ man.
Oh this is nice, this is real nice.
We like that, we like that.
Now I'm tripping balls dude. I gotta check the door.
I need my drugs please.
God I hope that's the correct angle dude.
Fuck you, dude.
Do it.
Fuck you, Leatherman.
Fuck you.
this John Brown? It probably could pass as John Brown if he had a beard.
It...
Relax.
I got a trick for Noir.
There's like weird like buffering when you're shooting.
It's not going as fast as I'm hitting my space bar.
I don't know how else to describe it.
But sometimes it does.
I think I found a bug, guys.
This is a player hack, it's not a bug.
Okay, I think I found a bug.
Let's play this again.
Uh...
Oh, no.
Nope.
Uh, this one?
That's not that either.
Uh...
I don't know.
I already did this one.
No.
Okay.
There's just no way.
Okay.
That is, like, that feels way more fucking reasonable there to me personally, like it feels doable
that feels good room nine it hasn't changed would you look at that it's the
kill the punch you in the face man well well well god I hope that was not a
lockpick sound that I talked over just now. So we're okay though, right fellows?
Okay bug. I think... okay was the first hack a player hacked anyone notice?
If it wasn't, I think you can trigger a double hack by going to a site that
Haxu and then immediately refreshing so that it uh...
Haxu twice
Is it ethical?
I'm still fucking here, I need my fucking drugs, man.
What are we missing here?
We need drugs.
We should place another drug order, actually.
Um...
Shit.
Order one of these.
And then we place another one. Okay, that's fine
You pull with door close or door open. I'm a door close pooper. I'm also I wear my shirt when I poop
I know a lot of you fat motherfuckers don't do that
Let's see here
I have a long time subscriber who seems to poop naked, yeah.
Hey, Gal.
What room was it?
Oh my god, I forgot.
Room 9?
Swag.
Tanner.
I cannot lie. Before this most recent patch, this gameplay loop felt hopeless. Now, it
feels tight and good
okay
We're just gonna turn that bitch on real quick.
What was the problem before the patch?
Fuck.
Okay, first of all, people looking for videos.
I mean, we haven't done it yet because it's just so hard to get time to do it, but...
But people looking for videos, that's Tanner, are going to ask, they're asking for videos
that you can find on Wiki1, okay?
Turning in videos, it has a chance to give you a considerable amount of money.
And I'm pretty sure it's even more than the last time I was able to do it.
And the last time I was able to do it was I got lucky and it just so happened that one
of the random chat users in the chat room was looking for a video that I had already
found on Wiki1, okay?
Which now happens every time, if you manage to find it.
Um, and I got fucked out of money then, and it's been buffed since then, right?
So it incentivizes, you know, actually doing, actually searching the websites.
It seems like there's two ways you could go about it.
I think you probably have to do a little bit of both, or a lot of bit of both.
I forgot what I was talking about, so.
GG.
Room 9. Again.
You don't know what any of that meant?
That's alright. I've resolved... I've resolved...
to knowing that there is at least someone out there who appreciates and understands what I just said.
At least one person, dude.
We got orders A and X.
Hello Jabruni.
It's my jersey in a mic's order.
Number 5?
What was it?
It's been so long.
I feel like I can make a better jersey mic sandwich than jersey mics.
The trick?
Dub Brad, dude.
Dub Brad.
Are the doors locked?
How'd the internet look in?
Green.
Hey, what the fuck was that noise?
That tanner?
I heard the rustling, but from like a different angle.
It was not, hopefully.
Omega lol
I'm on Xanax so I'm not reacting
Are we chill for a couple minutes?
We heard more math, but we're out of Xanax.
Let's get him out of Anzanax.
for site purchaser?
I don't think there was one I could have missed it.
Okay, let's try this double act thing real quick
F***
I'm a noob
Didn't happen could it be that we so when you go to these web pages you have a percent chance to get
act and then it goes on cooldown, right? Would it be that we did not get it? Like we didn't,
We failed the check, right?
Already got this fool.
If I had to get some EverQuest Legends next week, maybe.
Let's do room 9 again.
Under the C4 bomb thing it only happens if you click on a certain website.
Oh, you're no fun.
Let me back out, dude.
We didn't check for the kidnapper.
Wait, we didn't have to click a number because of the music box.
I got reading Oathplate on OSRS, can you say congrats?
Just gotta block my hack.
Now I'm fucking mad.
Where's the higher tier drug dealer give us?
It looks like better prices.
What do we have coming around Xanax and Met?
Let's do it again.
I think we're dead.
We'll see.
We will see.
I do not have X right now.
We're so fucked, man.
It's possible, it's possible.
out. We'll check for the kidnapper. Not here, I think. We'll see. We will see. Probably
This should show my computer off or whatever.
Yep, I mean there's no reason not to be checking that fucking router man.
I'm just not doing it.
How can you check cam with internet down?
I assume it's like a...
Bluetooth thing?
Land? I mean...
Yeah.
Or a cable, okay. Well, there's no cable there. There's no cable
Fuck I don't remember
If our sugar delivered
Check for tamarino
Evacuate the premises
Check for no harm real quick
Uh-huh
What the fuck
We're just gonna save noirs not there if we die, we die.
Yeah, that's just how it has to be, man.
I
Know dude
No.
I need a fart.
Yeah.
Brother.
brother. Why am I making a Japanese... that's not it. I can't do it. We're so fucking close,
I
Need another nerve but no I think that shit is actually perfect right now. It's I think I mean for me personally
I think it's perfect. I think I
Watch several people play this game, bro
And I swear to God none of them can do that shit, bro
there might be someone who's like without pausing it obviously right but now I
feel like I can do it and if I'm like an average gamer right I mean above average
Then that's it's gotta be good right?
Um, Motel Room 1.
Motel Room 3.
What do we have on us?
Math.
Okay.
Let's hear what you got.
Let's go.
Fuck you!!
I'm so dumb.
Unfortunately, but once again, not unmanageable, I think.
Low key had enough time.
Yeah man, upload your playthrough, okay?
Oh wait.
I can't remember what I ordered.
Alright.
Don't be a stranger.
Okay, that's good enough.
Tanner, almost died, by the way, never mind.
Oh, check the internet.
Doing Gucci?
Now we check the door, now we check for noir, now we place, oh we don't place an arena slide,
so that we got to make some Doshirino fellows.
Should we try and hack someone again?
I'm rep level three right now.
That's crazy.
Let's do this one.
We didn't use any Xanax. I'm gonna try a raw doggie. Okay, I turn that light up. The
The number of dots at the bottom didn't change.
doing the alert phase. Nope. I mean, we probably are, but we'll see.
Why isn't the door open?
Don't even need this Annie we okay
That chatter is correct. I don't think we need this Annie
it. Which changes things like considerably. I overestimated how difficult that was. I
I don't know if I got changed between yesterday and today.
Um...
It got changed for when you take Xanax.
But we were not on Xanax.
If you not pass it, deal out mine, DOS coin in this mode.
So you can but it's really expensive. That's kind of what I'm trying to work toward right now
But it might not be possible
I have a booster like this up I'm cool or sick for some
For me and then in this particular playthrough might not be possible
Fuck you.
I have refresh. Hold on.
Well, we lost.
I didn't even have enough time to click my thing.
Um, but we actually lost less money than if we had used our sled, technically.
Ay-ay-ay!
Oh, okay.
It's out for realsies.
Let's see if he remembers.
That's fine. We've felt like two hacks ever. I wasn't talking too late.
I'll be right back, I'll be right back.
Yes, Miload!
I'm not sure what to do with this.
Someone asked me how I can play this as much as I do.
It's genuinely fun on this mode.
It was not fun before, but now it is.
If I had a couple of beta tester notes here,
The biggest hurdle for me was remembering that in Welcome to the Game 2, you could
force getting hacked. It's important because you don't generate passive money
at the start in this in the hard mode, right? And not only did I not remember,
because I don't think I did that in my leap mode. Welcome to the game to run is knowing
which sites because the sites that do it, some of them are the same between games, which
you know obviously having that that knowledge makes doing this possible
because I mean it might be possible if you collect the videos now because it's
buffed so I could be wrong I haven't been able to turn one in yet because I've
been focusing on a different way of doing it I think if there was like a like a
tip in normal mode where it's like a dude's like he's like yeah hey by the
way some of these websites you click on will hack you you know what I mean like
that much for me I would have been like oh yeah
or the top left here you can see incoming hack detected blah blah blah when
and you're getting hacked by a...
...
and you're getting hacked by a player,
it says you're getting hacked by a player,
but when you are...
getting hacked by the website, it doesn't say anything,
anything, which if you were paying it like really good attention, you would notice, oh,
you know, me clicking on this website is what caused this to happen. But I did not even
fucking realize until I started lead mode and someone in chat like reminded me that that's
a thing that can happen, right. So like, like hinting at that somewhere would be good.
I am ooooo...
Sorry, I have a fucking camera!
Right.
Do you know what I'm saying, Twitch Chat?
Do you know what I'm fucking saying, dude?
That's on DPRK, North Korea.
I like the, uh, the state mandated hairstyles.
cool. Although it would seem our state-mandated hairstyle is a low taper fade and it has been
for like five years, unfortunately. Do-do-ba-doot-y on the broccoli cut, dude? Yup.
Well, dude, what if I mean, Australia has the state mandated mullet.
That's pretty cool.
I think mullets are cool.
Is that weird?
Am I weird champ for that?
I gotta stand up and look for stuff.
I did not turn my computer off.
Molotov gross.
Spoken like someone who has never done business nor partied.
Well, I hope we don't get kidnapped.
We might.
We took a little extra time staying in there.
Help!
Okay.
Swag.
Swag money.
Versus!
Aww, you're no fun.
Still a bit of a...
Then Yahoo collab at attempt 666.
Yup.
Oh, that one chatter so that stuff can spawn behind the TV and I believe them for so long
and now I'm doing it, I'm checking there.
Nothing can spawn behind the TV guys.
It's another well-documented case of elder abuse in the Moon Moon Chat.
Well, I go on a 10 minute rant about elderly people driving cars and all of a sudden I'm the bad guy.
Okay.
All of a sudden I'm the bad guy, dude.
I need the fucking math.
Please.
need that running homey I knock them down you think anyone you think there's
anyone in the world who saw homey written before having hearing it said and
and then like they pronounced it hami
god i hope so where's my math dude
well as far as i'm aware there's only one other place it can be and it has to be on the dumpster so
if we don't find it there we gotta restart
I require at least one map buffer, nice.
How many keys do we get?
Dude, where the fuck are they, man?
Did you guys hear the rat man?
This week?
Rats man!
Did he say cheese to meet you?
God, I hope so.
Goodbye, Jabruni.
Good boy.
Cheese to meet you.
You should be forcing another hack.
On the drug person, nice.
Bruv, if you see any paragraphs, you literally just don't even look at them.
Just like chat?
Yep, learn that from streaming.
Wait, what am I doing?
Where's my shit?
Okay, lucky day for you, boy.
Leave me alone, please.
Hit the refresh as soon as we get in.
Legendary double hack in covers?
Ha ha ha!
Bang?
Subban?
Yeah, I had.
lost. Oh my god, I clicked between them.
In this minigame, if you click on any of the skulls or move anything into the skulls, you'll lose.
Instantly.
No second hack?
Yeah, maybe I was wrong.
Probably wrong.
I'm frequently wrong.
do ba-doop-a-doop-oo, ba-doop-a-doop-oo, I gotta order some meth.
Does anything scare you anymore in the game? The breather scares me still. Also,
Noir. When I'm in the power room. Those two things scare me. I mean, it all depends.
How do you do how does one define scare? I got the money
Okay, we found a sightseeker.
How to know if I have STD tips.
Tapes.
Anner.
Favorite orange soda flavor? I mean I'll honestly probably Coke orange. You guys ever had Coke
orange? That's just kind of good.
i do not frequently drink soda pop though so
are you gay
alright man
here a big dog
do you ever use the panic button?
yeah when i hear tain are coming
na na na na na na na
Man, I wonder if my drugs are here, I just fucked up.
You got some blueberry bread?
Sounds good.
Mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere, mere.
you dead? no.
Coke orange industrial corrosive.
You don't know that.
Coke orange is still black and it ruins the immersion.
Is it?
Oh, it's the day that the Coke orange bombs drop.
They were.
War.
I think we gotta go get our drugs.
Room 7.
We can't really afford to go get our drugs right now, though.
door unlocked pep W better if I get up in that doors on lock here you're gonna be in
for a world of hurt
I'm not rep to you I can't get it yet
I like orange soda, it's not bad.
I hope so it can take a hike though.
I'm scared.
I almost died by the way.
I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah cats for clarinet for seven says cool
Whenever I hear
I'm dead.
Where's my shit?
I don't have it, man. I'm sorry.
Whenever I- whenever I see someone type cool by itself, I always think of, uh...
Hold on.
I
Did I can't find the individual individual site anyway the super Nintendo version Yoshi's cookie with the natural goes cool
Cool
This is not the song I remember.
No.
no no maybe
No.
Wow, this one was fucking hard for some reason.
Why miss one?
swag. Or? No. I think I might be thinking of the boss theme, actually.
When you beat the ass.
I'm going to go back to the game.
Very upbeat for this game.
Yeah, except Yoshi's about childhood diabetes.
Yoshi's Tookie is about childhood obesity, alright, we got there dude.
I don't even know what the fuck I just said.
Diabetes.
Yeah.
Bangers, dude.
Uh, we got any drug cellar men?
We got a website man. That's cool
Nothing else as far as I can see
Turn that bail we gotta get out there boys get so many bucks for that block
Bro, it's Tanner. I actually heard him
I wonder what happens if I hear that and then walk outside.
Dude, what?
Well, that was definitely the sound cue.
I noticed that sometimes the sound cue happens and then he doesn't show up.
I don't know if that's a bug or not, but it was like a slightly different sound
two than the actual one.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Oh, he gets you from the side of the door.
I remember now.
And then he goes, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Ah, you're no fun.
Ooh, ooh.
Don't buy Moon Moon now, huh? Haha, what's up, douchebag? It's Tanner from high school.
Oh, no, he found me.
Oh, no.
I
Kid got some digital currency minecraft somehow and he uh
He's like check out my skin and this guy this kid has a as like he called them ender wings, dude
Can you fucking believe that shit?
Yeah, they got skins on the switch version, bro
It looks like a cooler elitra, except it's purely cosmetic.
Meanwhile, he made me be Minecraft Steve, I forgot about that.
He was like, be Minecraft Steve.
I was like, alright.
And do Haas.
It would be my honor.
I'm Minecraft Steve and I'm mining blocks and it makes me happy to mine the blocks.
not finding anything right now. So he's got like this baller ass fucking high definition
skin he looks like like an Ender monster pretty much. I'm mine I'm mine quaff Steve dude don't
kill me. Where is my shit? Oh my god, that scared me.
Alright. Can they, I think there's two spawn points on the truck. Get them the OG console
What are the OG console skins?
We gotta restart.
I don't.
I got no meth and I got no Xanax.
Where the fuck could they be, dude?
The skin pack ones?
White and white beater?
What is the premise of this game?
It's right here.
That's it.
Good timing, Thatter. Good timing.
Basically get forced into a blood game by the guy we took money out from
He's playing who's Tanner I didn't play the game Dan or Tanner was inside. I don't know the Tanner lore actually
I wonder if I forgot to check
This bathroom, oh my ear it just oh fuck
Look.
Tanner's the old bully from high school.
Is that actually the Tanner one?
Hehehehe.
Oooooooh, that's so fucked up.
Right on.
He message Forsen asking to play Halo 2, please, maybe he'll listen to you.
Dear Forsen.
One of the cave people that you routinely ignore the posts in your Twitch chat has a special request of you.
Dear Forse, I wrote you what you ain't replying.
Uh, yeah. No, no, no, no. I wrote you but you still ain't replying.
Where else should I get?
Looks good, Kappa.
I don't actually know.
Swag.
Your biggest fan.
This is Stan.
person. It's weird. I asked you to play Helu 2.
Oh, I'm trying to get some of their rhymes with weird.
I really like your beard, but don't you think it's weird?
Beard, hmmm. Halo 2 you beard, that doesn't sound like an...
Shut up!
Uhhhhhhh...
Here.
What else?
Dr. Murder.
Eminem, just so you know, MGK is that same beard line to diss Eminem.
Me when I get excited about two grown men in their 40s writing poetry about each other.
I'll call it a diss so they don't think I'm gay.
Yeah
Who felt saying that soy smirk I feel like soy smirk all the time
I guess I've told you yesterday I couldn't even do that anymore.
All it took was one person mentioning the elderly driving vehicles on the same road
as me, dude.
It actually sent me into a tilt spiral that was unrecoverable.
I could not write the vehicle, dude.
Uh, let's go get our shit.
Yeah, darling.
Would you be mad if you were, you were made into a popular woe jack one day?
No.
I would be honored.
I think a lot of people think I have woe jack tendencies, but really it's just battered
wife syndrome because Twitch Shatters asked me routinely about their dumb ass fucking
hobbies and it imbitters me to their existence.
The hobbies exist as-
What do you think about?
What do you think about the arsenal he came this year, mate?
It's like, dude, shut up.
I don't- I don't think about that.
And I will never think about that of my own volition, you motherfucker.
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
Aww.
You're no fun.
Do I actually just hate everything?
No!
I like specific things and that's okay you guys get to post the unenthused blue
monster face when I talk about something I like dude how come I don't get to verbal
post about how boring soccer is you know I mean it's not fair it's a double
standard. We got another math. That's fucking swagtastic.
We'd like some pills. We don't need them, but it would be swag.
Nice.
Godlike RNG. Except we don't have the electrical room key, but
that's okay.
We don't need it, right?
Let's try one of these fucking benches, bruv.
And I missed it.
Okay.
Now we check the door to make sure it locked.
When we sit down I'm gonna ward.
When we sit down in the ward, I'm gonna get in the ward.
Noir? Alright, I give up. I was just kidding. Noir? Alright. I'm actually so not worried
about Noir right now. It's actually insane. Noir? Alright. Noir. Alright.
Dr. Murder.
Been watching you play this game for, I don't know how long, I still don't understand the game for loop or what the game is about am I stupid?
No.
Hold on.
I'm about to kill this.
Uh, yeah.
Maybe we need those little V in the middle.
Where is it?
Is this wrong?
Oh, here.
uh
Wait, what'd that look like?
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, I just want to see if it was possible, why not try
Cause I'm fucking stoopidin!
I'm stoopidin!
You see the furry that's going viral fucking the vcr of their combo box tv.
How about box TV for those of you who don't know is the little TV sets that have the built-in
VCR at the bottom?
Now you might be thinking, how do you know that?
Well, I utilized my giant brain and some contact clues just now so that you didn't have to.
is that is that the important part of the story
it ain't illegal to fuck a vcr
put shut
why don't you let, why don't you mind is it, why don't you mind your own bidness dude
alright
it's kinda weird
you keep bringing up this furry fucking the vcr
makes me kinda like
makes me kinda like wonder if you're like
might be thinking about it a little too much
you know what I mean, like too frequently like going back to it in your head
What the hell?
Did he finish?
Oh, you're gonna have to ask a chat or that question. I haven't seen the video.
I hope so.
We fucked him a chicken though.
Does that still count as bestiality?
And necrophilia?
Whoa.
What?
Oh, dude.
You play Homer let the barts out again?
Even the gods grew sick of Ambrosia and now you propose that I...
i play it again
you fucking
war
this website's up
maybe this can get space question mark
uh... be a normal plus
space question mark
on the world's tickets situation
is a legal legends thing
Homer, let the barge out.
Nothing.
We gotta buy these.
This led to it.
right away. Are you still scared by the game regrinding now? I still get a little
little spooked occasionally. Have you heard of something called exposure therapy?
Sometimes people ask me questions that I take like way too personally like that
chatter right there like probably meant nothing by it but internally in my mind I'm like this
guy I think that I'm actually like my frontal lobe is so not developed that like I eventually
would no longer be scared of certain things in this game you know what I mean like does he actually
think I'm so fucking stupid that I would just not be like a natural progression for me right
but in actuality he's probably just trying to ask me a question you know what I mean
you know what I'm saying
Aww, you're no fun.
What's up, you're on the TV?
I can't!
You saw you do the picture puzzle?
I didn't do it, I was mashing buds, those didn't count.
People around me say that I need to take a shower, but I don't want to lose my manly
odor.
Do you have any tips?
Um
Take a shower dude, you're gonna get up you're gonna get a fungus man
You want fungus in your body? I'm gonna start growing mushrooms on your body, dude
It's flugging gross
Just take a fucking shower dude, it's not that big a deal
you talk about sports and do the British accent again typical British
mindset assuming that the entirety of sports is just soccer dude
reprehensible
The entirety of your accent is though?
Yeah.
I'm studying to become British.
I want to be British.
I want to be invited over to someone's nann's house and I want to eat a casserole.
Okay.
And then I want to do it in the house that's in that one madness music video, like the
house in the middle of the street or whatever dude.
aww house
in the middle of that straight aww house
and then I want the lads to show up in their fucking soccer jerseys
and I want us to like watch part of the game or whatever
while we're eating our fucking
casserole and gravy dude
you don't get it
and that's okay
meth we only got one met this time cringe oh
Well cool story wow nice one dude
Say control and Gary gravy one more time. That's a casserole casserole casserole and fucking gravy bag
And there is nothing wrong with my pronunciation.
All house in the middle of the street.
Now you see where I got my axe on?
Yep.
It's just a song about our British family.
That's a- the- the mundanity.
You didn't realize this song went on that long?
Yeah, cause it's like in car commercials or some shit.
That song be like, and then we went home and had food.
mom walked around and cleaned the house and then dad got home from work
As a little dude anyone can write music guys
Anyone can write music dude
Anyone could do it dude. You could do it
Are you looking to write British music?
Um...
Guards pull up the list.
I got...
I got sidetracked.
I need the list.
Yes, below.
Sled. Got it. Thank you.
I already had one.
Fuuuuck! You're the king!
It's okay.
I have we have too much we're too much
What are we missing?
Like a middle part.
There's a knothead.
Oh, I can't-
Oh, it's so hard, dude.
We should skip that. We have two slides. It's just shapes. EATS JUST SHAPES!
Triple plus go.
I'll try to just announce he was running for president in 2028 thoughts.
I saw a video of him sit down on the curb today to a little restful break on the curb.
Very presidential squat, curb squat.
He's taking a shit.
You don't know that.
It was AI.
Ohhhh, okay.
Okay.
About it, the only minigame that requires thinking.
Yeah, I don't know man.
Posture clear.
Early mode clear.
You don't have that.
You don't.
You don't have that.
You don't.
You don't have that.
You don't have the fucking bitch?
Why don't you shut your b-
You were taking a spatial visualization test.
Okay, I highly doubt that in those tests, okay, that the images are so fucking small
And that the main image you are attempting to create is not being glitched every one second so that you are losing time trying to wait for it to finish glitching to see it again.
In that test, if you're...
Shut up.
Shut the F up.
are you just not looking at the center portion or what I'm sure you figure out if you just
look at the center portion and what the corner of it has and should in it yeah just do that
just actually you know what you should just like do it this way and then like do it you
You know what I mean?
You should actually literally just do it.
Basically what you do is like you just...
You just like look at it, right?
And then you do it.
Pretty much.
Does that make sense?
Just do it.
Fuck!
So basically what you need to do is you look at it, right, and then you see the things,
And then you assemble them.
And then you solve the puzzle.
Does that make sense?
Drup!
Uh-oh.
Wait, what?
Right here.
Right? Ha ha ha, I was clicking randomly in my floundering.
Well, no, it has to go here.
No, I'm just, we're cooked.
I tried changing the resolution, wasn't there something in the demo with UI and actually
scaling it with the resolution?
Is there a way to make the puzzles bigger?
a lot of shrugging. Control plus. Yes, at moon moon. Hmm, okay. Let's try this.
Move closer to your monitor lol.
This is the tune of that one F-Zero song.
That won't work for puzzles unfortunately, I see.
We I would like to see that for myself.
That's okay.
And I don't not believe you.
Give me the mesh.
Go by thanks for selling it.
Hey we got here before anyone posted a message.
to hail?
Uh, and then we go over here.
We got there.
Oh, I can weed it now. I don't have to squint my sad, pathetic eyes. You're a place for
Scurn eyes now.
Nay.
You would like scurn eyes?
Um...
I don't think it's bigger, guys.
Oh my Jesus.
I need something in the middle, middle left.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Top left.
Dude, this is incredible comedy.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!
Fuck you.
Dude, I'm telling you right now, I've been streaming for ten years, man.
Puzzle guys dude you get no bitches, okay, and I can tell and you smell bad. Don't forget about that
Yeah, fuck you
How do you manage the puzzle that went out I figured out two each time I was trying to figure out two of
What I needed and then I was clicking ones that might be the third one
Up up up puzzle
Yeah, I wouldn't be when I go to elementary school
Yeah, I got where do we got my Sudoku and my crossbow puzzle to shut up man
The rest of us were playing fucking football and basketball and stuff dude. You're fucking nerd asses fucking
Even lunch in the bathroom do crossword puzzles, okay buddy?
No one's oppressed.
Ah, you're no fun.
Ain't no way you're playing football.
How's the quarterback once?
tore my ACL. Hey, there was something there. I would not qualify that as behind-the-TV though.
When did your voice set second puberty? I got a different microphone
And I have to talk into it a different way because
I basically have to talk to a closer, I don't know, it's weird.
And I'm not good at setting up.
An audio interface.
So.
Yeah.
The base came boosted.
No, so I'm actually there's like a switch on the back
that will make it more basic,
But I do not have that on because it doesn't sound goo.
Math 2. Is it Christmas?
Turn on to prove it.
I don't remember a point.
I remember which one it is.
Hello.
That's with it on.
This is with it on.
With it on.
Hello.
This is with it on.
Hello.
So much better. Yeah, we're not having this conversation. I'm shutting this down immediately.
Sorry.
Doesn't change the tone just the volume. Yeah, I think I did not pull the right switch.
tell me fuck sounds off now yeah we're not doing this
He opened up the door.
So.
Sounds really weird.
Dude, it does not.
Shut up.
That's not funny, that's not fucking funny, dude, it's not fucking funny.
I play blueprints yet? Seems like he'd be ass at it.
No one's impressed with your ability to solve puzzles. No one has ever in the history of
anyone watched someone solve a puzzle and be like, whoa, you must be really smart. No
No one's ever been blown away by that shit, dude.
So jealous, I am jealous.
I'm not a good puzzle person.
I think they're boring and lame for the most part.
I like, I like, uh,
I mean, if you think about it, this game is kind of a puzzle too, but I mean most games
are puzzles.
Why isn't this working?
No way I've been to some lucky, right?
Where's my shit?
Okay, lucky day for you, boy.
Dude, what?
Did we just finish searching so fast that it's off cooldown, yeah?
Or what?
Weirds.
Cool.
Wait, I'm actually- oh, yeah, we're not done, we're not done.
We might be done.
Did I just minecraft eat?
weird didn't count as a fail but how do I do that how do I do that fucking Tanner dude
DINDIM DINDIM DINDIM DINDIM DINDIM DINDIM
This goofy ass puzzle, dude.
Was the Lord the Furry guy?
uh... it's actually the vcr and i was trying to have sex with us
why is this not working
what's a vcr
is the thing you play the first and second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movies on and with
there bring bring and then and then and then and then
shut up
we're gonna get that too but i don't remember where it's at
Yeah, it's my favorite one.
Huh?
That's what I thought.
How do we make this box?
Oh.
No?
Am I wrong?
No.
Oh. No. Am I wrong? No.
Okay, Nebby.
We're going to get Math 2, boys.
Oh no, man.
I think it was on the side.
I'm dead, by the way.
Dead to Met Gah, Alas.
the
do where is it on the
So the thing about that nose hair thing you said earlier, I'm scared for my future.
Don't be scared, just shave your nose hair, don't pull it out.
Once again, don't just don't pull it out.
Well it has to be in here, right?
fellows
where we check this one
please math man spare me
was there
Two? Was it this playthrough? Am I fucked?
Ah-ha!
We got to order a camera, we have a lot of money right now.
We could crypto mine.
I don't know.
No, we gotta get the cameras.
Oh, house.
In the middle of the street, all house.
In the middle of the street.
Mother's man is on day best.
Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Up.
Can't park that mate.
You learned the game resolution for a second?
I don't know.
No more questions.
I'm working.
Why is this guy so cheap?
unlocked. This door is unlocked, but that door right there is not unlocked. Die, Elber,
You're shitting an innocent man.
We don't have any of that, I think.
video.
Woops.
I need me drugs, please.
Your favorite Tanner?
Dr. Tanner?
Furry Tanner?
Sexy May Tanner?
Or Mankini Tanner?
Hurry Tanner goes in a litter box every night.
Hurry Tanner goes in a litter box instead of a toilet.
That's kind of weird, but that's a choice because he's hurrying and he does what he
wants.
Hurry time.
that goes in the litter box but she doesn't bury it
stinky poopy
Oop! Ha ha!
Uuuuuhhh...
Oopie!
Goddammit.
That is so cool.
An arcade thanks for subbing, enjoy.
Oh
of
son of bitch
Let's see if he remembers.
Fuck you.
you ain't done bitch hey you ain't done bitch
Oh, man, we should get our stuff.
He's a fucking meth.
Room 11.
We cannot safely leave right now, unfortunately.
Uh-uh-uh, you're too slow.
He's coconut good.
I need to buy drugs.
Whoa, mama.
Room 11.
He has no style. He has no grace.
Come on down to Donkey Kong place. That's the name of the street they live on.
You know what I mean? Also that's in the song.
They say that I need to buy drug please thank you
He's bigger faster stronger too is one of that shitty Donkey Kong cartoon
The CG one yeah
You know, I don't need Xanax, probably.
It's my other camera.
Oh, I can't leave.
I can't leave.
I cannot leave.
Now, we can probably leave.
Is it room 11?
Oh, come on.
So I did there so that I'll add in then.
Didn't happen.
swag now we'll get our stuff
Okay. Nice. Pay attention here. Yeah, I don't think you have enough stamina to make it to
a door without a... yield crankaroonie, dude. On leap mode.
There's a trick with facing the pillars.
Yeah, I can extrapolate what you mean by that and then put it into practice.
What do the cameras do?
They tell me when the kidnappers parked at the hotel, which basically means I can go
out whenever I need to. Which is important because before we have the cameras we're kind
of beholden to other events that make us go outside. And to be clear, I have died to the
kidnapper when being forced to go outside when my power goes out and when my internet
goes out. So it wasn't even like a foolproof way to do it. I don't know if it's a bug or
or not. But ideally we're checking the camera every time before camera is every time before
we go out. So we can be 100% sure that we can leave without dying to the guy who kills
we're going outside. That make sense?
Room 7.
Room 7 room 11 we already got the room 11 one six
Yeah, that's epic well I I would say when we get two cameras oh I would say that qualifies
As a run.
PBH.
I did not use an axe.
Not so good. Looks like it got expedited somehow though, so that's nice.
I really have one more.
I could kill a blue ring and a dotted ring, and I'm trying to keep it between the dotted
rings lock the back door reminder to lock the back door reminder to lock the back door
He doesn't know that's right bitch
You're no fun.
When I lace him shit, our characters are coward.
Lock the backdoor.
flag.
to order drugs.
I heard it. I just wanted to do a little bit because he usually takes a little bit to show up. I think I went too early.
He's not coming. Yeah he is. He's right there.
How'd you better finish this so I could fucking sled this shit, bitch?
I literally cannot go- I cannot go back yet, by the way. I'm locked in that animation.
Money, dude.
Lock the door to power.
No
Fucking bastard man
So, when you hear the tanner sound cue, the amount of time it takes them to get around
to the front is like different.
Normally I'll wait like 2 or 3 seconds before pushing the button because if you do it giga
early it's kind of like a waste of time but that time it took him literally like
eight seconds to show up and then after a certain point while holding the panic
button down you cannot right click to stop doing it until the game decides
that you can do that and that's how long it took by the way when I sat back down
so we kind of got fucked if I wait a little bit longer
We could have been okay, but it's a guessing if I wait too long and I'm dead, so...
Yeah.
Cringe.
Oh, he wants the bomb maker, guys.
The first guy I've found who wants a website, he wants the bomb maker.
Cool.
That's awesome.
Nice do it.
The amount of money he'll give me is literally less than the amount of money the bomb maker
wants to stop blowing me up, by the way, so.
What is the second time today someone has asked for the bomb maker?
And Lucas is back.
There's no benefit for defusing the bomb?
No.
It's like in Welcome to the Game 2, there was a website called the Dollmaker, which
would activate a guy that lived in your apartment building that was turning people into dolls
and you had to work for them.
It's like there's not really a lot of time to search the web with all the threats.
There isn't much time, but that said, I don't know if it's too hard.
makes sense like I can't I can't I haven't made it far enough to be like yeah you know with the
with the frequency that I'm being attacked it is impossible to be the game I don't think it's
impossible right now uh it might be because I lost that hack I don't know
I don't know
I definitely speed this up though, like right now.
Ever see something?
Good boy.
And my internet's out.
Swag.
Wait, we gotta check the cameras.
How do you play such a scary game?
I mean, it's something less scary now than it was for me when I started.
Still pretty scary, though.
less scary than two though. I think there's something really creepy about the apartment setting.
Oh, my power's out now.
I have man
I, I, I, my initial impression is that it would be nice to be able to spend a little
more time on the difficulty on the computer. I don't know how to make that happen, but
once again, like, I can't even really speak with any authority because I haven't gotten
to the point where I, it's like, I can figure out whether or not it's like, winnable, right?
I think these games would be way scary if you were playing them off-stream.
Yeah.
Later, that's out again.
Swag fucking money.
I should have checked the cameras.
Hold up.
I think I'd already be dead, though.
Maybe not.
You think Electro Room's not locked?
The reason I'm not locking the electrical room is because there's a key that you need
to find to unlock the door between the electrical room and this one.
And I didn't find it as you might notice.
I have not interacted with the door at all.
Maybe there's a reason for that.
I
Left side
Why do you have to stare at it?
Because there's a mean crowbar man who'll kill me if I move.
He's like a raptor, movement based.
Making me out of here or something?
Now if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to look.
Nice.
Overnight success.
Sir Josh, 6-7.
We do the hack first.
Wait, this is very good.
We're about to get a double hack.
We've been hacked by a player.
I think these player hacks are easier than the ones we're forcing, which makes sense.
Cool.
Wait.
I'm gonna be close as I did.
I
Mom I'm here
I
I'm a back door right now.
What the fuck are we taking forever, dude? Jesus Christ.
Mr. Green takes for seven?
We have...
The check-out doors. Oh my god.
Swag.
Oh
Drug dealer
Math
Drug dealer
He's our math
Thoughts on gay cats?
If whatever makes them happy, I do not care.
Can we talk about something I do care about?
Food.
I'm fucking hungry dude.
Holy moly.
Goddamn.
So, where did we improve on so far?
I think the breathing minigame without Xanax on Leihitmans.
And we've successfully.
Done the image minigame twice.
I don't think she should be sitting there that long and honestly, I think
if you hear Tanner, I think he should like almost instantly turn that corner and start
running out of the door, dude.
Fuck yeah.
I think that would be awesome.
Okay.
I'm just going to give this to you.
We have to go get our drugs.
I don't know if I have two backdoors.
We do have a sled though.
Something that crosses bottom left.
Close, unfortunate.
We did not have a backdoor.
Let's get it.
The rep would have been nice, but whatever.
Oh, cameras?
I locked that back door, but I got a double check need our math
sweet
Room 7 6 up
Oh, no more math after this from this guy.
Let's check the cameras again.
Fuck off, dude!
Almost went outside, boys. That's fucked up. We might be dead in the math guy, by the way.
Well, overnight success.
New drug dealer.
That's a method ordered.
Dude, you bitch.
Still here dude, nice.
7.
to rumble.
Also Room 7.
I literally have to stand up and do this right now.
Was there a sound cue for that guy?
It would have happened between me standing up, and walking outside.
Does anyone have a clip?
He spawns before the queue.
So I can just randomly walk outside before there's a time to die.
Happened the second you stood up.
Oh
I can't hear it.
Is that the motion detectors for?
I would need to know where he spawns for them to be useful.
I'm not hearing it.
You want me to tell you yes?
Tips on beating the Elden Ring DLC?
Explore and get the...
What's the thing that makes you stronger?
He spawns near the right breaker outside
Like if we're looking out into the parking lot the right breaker like stage right now there's my right
Like where though
Next to the car.
So where would you put the motion detector?
On the wall below the breaker?
Because it's got a pretty wide cone on the pillar on an angle.
On the wall past the dumpsters gives you plenty of time.
But what happened there is, is it's possible, like we want the beep as soon as he spawns,
just so we don't walk outside and get killed like that again, which is what happened.
How long does it take him to walk from where he spawns to the back door?
I don't know how we've gone this long without dying like that.
like 45 seconds it's a long time
you always go outside during an event
that's true actually
I think we've made some good progress today, we successfully completed the image hack
after it was mercifully nerfed. We had a couple of runs get two cameras.
I will have not found a video link in it right now, and then this could be because I'm shit, okay.
I don't feel like I have time to explore the websites because I want to force the hack and I force the hack and then I'm looking through all the fucking spam in the
the fucking spam in the chat room for, you know, more stuff.
There is, I think being able to block the spammers in there is not the worst
idea, just because you would be spending less time looking through it for people
that you might want to talk to, right?
Which, you know, you could be using that extra time.
It's like 30 seconds each time for me, at least.
Uh, try again tomorrow. I feel like we're doing pretty good. I think we almost made it to midnight.
I will say with the increased cost of everything, if the cost of decrypting keys is higher than it was in normal plus, I don't think...
it will be possible to get the key cue and beat the game
that said the bitcoin mining was buffed and I can tell it went from like 1.8 on the first tier of nodes to like 2.10 or some shit
So it could be considerable at the max
Thing but you only get two so I don't know what I know