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I don't know where it went.
How's it going?
Matt was a dog.
Been a while since the last sponsored stream.
Got one next month.
I got one next month.
I
Turned down a lot of sponsors because they're like we want an hour long YouTube video
Ethical as fuck there's nothing new that likes it's just
These motherfuckers don't know what they're doing, bro. Yeah, I don't know what they're doing
The game companies
No one watching your YouTube anyways easy not many people do so why require me to do a video right?
Oroji hero andrean and dio genes of mr. Neon gasex for seven
And can Ariel and Mary life acts like for topic
When I just upload the hour long stream on YouTube so that might happen in the future. All right, so get this okay
As you all know moon 2 TV points to a bod channel, okay
So I might I might accept those sponsors and we're like, yeah
the our the video like the
The segments on YouTube and I'm just like point them to that chair
Buried somewhere and like a like a yeah
I mean, technically, they get what they want.
Oh, you run slash marker when you start and stop the script just download only to that
section too.
Where do I type that?
moon 2 TV better for mobile don't know how to do that you can just go to the
YouTube channel and watch it that way the YouTube channel that moon 2 TV points
to is that I think it's like moon moonbods or some shit you just watch them
straight on YouTube if you have trouble on the website the songs about me playing
this game today. I think it's happening. I think it's happening again. Hot as DBZ take.
I think future go on is kind of a bitch.
Not hot.
Are you kidding me?
What's my favorite arc?
I think Namex is my favorite because it's still.
Specifically like the what, what Vegeta goes through at the like the beginning
of the Namex saga is my favorite.
Part of the music because it's so fucking unhinged.
You do they're like.
There are parts in in like certain like there's a part in a certain episode
where like he emerges from the water like like Godzilla
because he's like stalking the Frieza force trying to snipe their Dragon Balls.
He's just like killing fucking the.
That's very funny.
He's hunting them down dude. What's the percent chance of winning today?
Let's put it out like a 30 30% I feel like we're getting pretty close to having a really good run
Remember in the boo saga when piccolo explains to Vegeta that he's going to hell
He hard murdered the door is our body qui too. Yeah, qui was a little bitch, man.
Jonathan IRL thinks for some snack truck thinks for some when you get
proselytized to by the Namekian feels fucking bad, man.
Who is that? Qui is like, uh,
he was like freezes messenger or so.
Shit. He was he was like his assistant kind of.
Um
And he deserved to die he deserved to die
Because right before Vegeta kills him he's like oh Vegeta, but we can work together. I've always hated Frieza
He's a spineless little bitch, dude
The cartoon oh
Oh, Dragon Ball Z is a cartoon, it's just a cartoon, huh?
Drops you in the middle of the favelas.
All right, hands you a megaphone.
Can you repeat what you just said?
The cartels are coming for the chatter as we speak.
Why is Goku in risk of rain 2 and Fortnite then chatter?
Boom.
These are your favorite Transformers from G1.
I didn't like Transformers.
I was not a Transformer kid.
Jeff Kaplan making new game. Is this the California game? Yeah.
Sorry, I don't participate in developer idol worship. So this could very well just been made by John Smith from the Mormon compound. And I could just, I judge it purely upon the merits of the trailer. Which looks okay. Looks okay.
You bug with Tori on my out of the DB's the diverse.
I mean I like a corner trigger.
Dragon Quest me.
Me.
I never really played Dragon Quest.
God, what else?
DQ11's baller?
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
do.
You're playing Rocket Simon on DS.
I wasn't really a much of a DS gamer.
I think I had a...
Scribble Knotts?
I stopped gaming on to Game Boy when it was Game Boy Advance.
You can make Obama in Scribblenauts, it was cool.
I don't really think your Minecraft idea last night would be fun to watch.
Which one?
The speedrunning one?
a lot of learning that goes into doing that shit. I cannot be asked right now. Maybe
eventually the pony boy extra so but
and for craylip extra so
would be too slow menuing.
I feel like that's like obviously the hardest part, right? It's just something you
have practice, drain out broken pirates or so. But
If I'm Pokemon Ruby on an airplane and the same file's name was Brian, so I end all my
playthroughs after that guy.
God bless you, Brian.
Where are you now?
Can you gamble your way to paying your debt in this game or do you have to play it through?
You have to find all of the codes no matter what I'm going to play the new Halo on stream.
No off stream.
No taco.
Dude guy.
Mac.
God.
Thanks for so why not?
I'm not I'm not that big of a halo head dude.
I'm going to be honest.
Played Halo 1, 2, 3, ODST.
And then like the new one,
Master Chief Collection and then Halo Infinite.
Those are like literally the only halos I've ever played.
I also played Halo Wars briefly.
That's most of them.
Yeah, I know, but even still,
it wasn't like I was in midnight release lines.
You know what I mean?
I never read a fucking.
Halo book from a gas station, you know,
my casual Halo appreciator, dude.
Honestly, I'm not even that anymore because the the era of online gaming
that happened during Halo two and Halo three cannot be ever replicated.
And I don't know why they're even trying, bros.
I truly do not know.
There's there's like an inherent level of wonder with the internet even at that point
that was like showcased through the people playing the game and even did that that wonder
does not exist on the internet anymore.
It means that gaming is not dead.
Okay.
But stop trying to like.
You can compare that era of video gaming to like post World War two baby boomer economy
dude.
It literally is the same shit.
These motherfuckers buying houses for like 200 bucks.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, $200 house, boom, groceries, $2 a week, boom, boom, boom.
It was fucking pure unfiltered, delicious, fair, fucking, I don't know.
You can't do it. You can't do it, bros. Ranting Ravager, Guacomolman, and crappy extra 7th.
Gamer GI build. Among us will probably be that moment for Gen Z. Dude, my kid was playing
among us. He's not very good. As can be expected. They're getting a four night now.
gaming so that physical media is gone big torta
me when the guy next to me says gaming is dead
i look at his i look at his monitor
it's fifa 2k 27 he spent four hundred dollars on player cards
he's still pulling them as he shouts it to the roof
gaming is dead gaming is dead he says is he he pines for a multiplayer battle pass
in the latest game that he spent $90 on. Gaming is dead. It's so dead. It's overdue. Oh, it's so
overdue. Oh, time to get a little risqué. In my game, my gaming arc. I'm thinking about subscribing
to World of Warcraft retail again. What, dude? What? That's crazy. You might get that. You might
Gimmick might be alive if you do that.
Chugging copy. I got I got got warmed up.
Classic plus will not fail.
Aravindark, there's a me when classic plus.
Finally, blizzard, blizz.
I call it blizz, not blizzard.
I call it blizz, by the way.
Yeah, I played a I played a couple of bullies games in the past.
Me walking from Goldshire to the new zone.
There's only one new zone.
It's got some random bullshit mobs in it.
Maybe like a like a shitty quest line in a dungeon.
Maybe like a raid, dude.
No updates for two years to this version of World of Warcraft.
Classic plus, by the way, classic plus, by the way, classic plus, by the way,
classic plus, by the way.
You play in RS three leagues hell. No
Hell no
You just want to relive a wrath of the the Lich King you can't dude stop chasing that dragon man
It's not going to happen those games are also from the the baby boomer era of gaming dude. That's like 2007 2008 bro. That's like Halo 3.
It ain't going to happen bro.
and the style that used to be considered a mental illness in the past? I mean, yeah.
Yeah, you guys see my face flashing because this music video
Yeah, I
Feel bad
For the boys and chat who did not get to play Halo 2 xbox live bro straight up
Straight up dude. I feel bad for the lads who didn't play World of Warcraft for any expansion, dude. I
Feel bad for you. You'll never know. I'll feel bad for the motherfuckers who never went to DreamHack. That's me, by the way. I
Feel bad for myself
Never did a lock in at a land cafe bro
Like these are all the things that you're trying to like recapture, but you can't do the land cafes don't exist anymore
We got we got new shit now old man. What? What dude? One time I stayed at a LAN cafe
And there was a it was a it was a counter strike
It might even have been before 1.6. It was like the old version of couch right though
I want to turn that dude and they want the the people who organized the place
Who are like running the length of a it was a lock-in. So we're there all night, right?
They ordered me and my teammates. It was a 32 inch pizza from next door, dude
That shit was nine dollars nine dollars
That's a thirty five dollar pizza today
That's probably 12 bucks, I don't know
I
Do something different with my hair
Nope
People are really there might be like there might be some 20 year olds in chat like 21 year olds, okay
who weren't born when X when Xbox live Halo 2 was new
And I just gotta say get fucked you got our own
Each shit what are you what were you gonna play gamecube bro dude
PS3 was the new hotness for you, bro.
The 3DS Pokemon games. You're doing homework. Loser!
I'm still playing GameCube, bitch. Meet me at Dreamland Falcon, diddos.
The only Smash tournament I've ever been to, it smelled like there was a guy there that
smelled like dead fish. Like rotting fish.
I've only been to one. Actually, that's not true. I went to two. I went to one the year
the game came out and I got third place GameStop. It would have been an EB games.
A real human being smelt like rotting fish.
I
Ready for the new sailing island tomorrow with giga crafting minigame. No, however, that's cool
I didn't know that there's a crafting minigame going
Let's begin
You will never end this game
That's what they said about New America. That's what they said about him man
hardcore freelancer variations mod takes on assassin when it appears as a
prestige objective that's what they said dude that's what they said about
terrarium masturbate hardcore not the zena seed although I'm just we did get
all the way to the last boss the bears worth mentioning
Rhythm is a dancer.
Remember when we be a hit man, you didn't be shit bitch.
Beating your dick, maybe.
Got your fucking dumb ass up.
Uh.
Excuse me. Sorry. I'm very gassy today.
Billy Mixer.
Trucker son or ice daughter.
Trucker son.
I'm gonna go trucker son.
You never mentioned Elmering that patched it because of you.
I mean, I don't know if I can claim that.
However, no Scotto tree.
Run.
Remember?
You remember?
Is it a new game plus seven sit down low pup?
Uh, yeah, with a run inspired by me.
So don't forget.
Don't forget, dude.
Get that new game plus seven.
no scottetry elmering dlc level 1 s l in parenthesis run inspired by
I am losing.
I roll my sleeves up, dude.
I saw that the patch sets fixed the ghost image on the monitor when you, like, right-click
or whatever to get up.
That's cool.
I almost clicked the skull.
get a little warmed up here fellas, get a little warmed up
I'm dead for God.
Wham, wham, wham, wham.
Nothing else.
Breather son or rat man daughter?
Ratman, daughter?
Ratman.
I'm not a fuckin' Ratman.
Ratman needs a song, dude.
Ratman, Ratman.
Where you gonna hide?
Where you gonna hide in the motel room?
Under the bed, under the bed.
Do you see his tail?
Can you smell the ratman? He's covered in shit.
Human pieces, human pieces.
It's not plagiarism, it's a cover, dude.
Last patch you had said a ratman removed.
He is gonna be real pissed when ratman comes real, and you're sitting here making fun of me.
But the whole time I was trying to tell you bros
The ratman is real
Will ratman be a companion in the scatman rpg so I think I think that's a viable
The bible arc
Because mainly because it rides a scatman and there's that one scatman song where he's like scatman
Fat man, brown and black and white man, tell me about the color of your soul, we were like
scat man, fat man, brown and black and RATCHMAN!
Tell me about the color of your pelt!
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. You see octos of vtuber model? Uh, yeah
No, I knew about that well before you guys
And I think it's awesome
The pile is off idiot
Oh, nearly missed it.
What am I getting a VTuber model?
Uh, never.
Never.
I think.
I'm going to go with never.com slash absolutely not dot html.
Hell.
You already have one?
Yeah, but I don't use it.
And I didn't pay money for it like every other Vtuber did with their model.
Someone just made it to fuck with me.
What if it's a Ratman B-Tuber model? I'm telling you guys right now, the Ratman is absolutely vile, dude.
He's like smudge-faced, paint-and-shit, dude. Like...
He's the sort of creature you don't... We don't need... I don't even... I'm not comfortable even speaking about the Ratman. I'm gonna be honest.
Because on the off-chance, he is real and he does live in my walls. I don't want to, like, offend him somehow, you know what I mean?
It's kind of like why I don't say the C word in regards to AI, in case they gain sentience.
I'm picking Rick.
Rick?
Why not shave it all off?
Me, unless her humans are baffled by my decision to keep my hair
after they've been indidated with every single social queue
that tells them to do the opposite of what I'm doing right now.
They're like, I don't understand my tiny sheep like brain.
I just don't understand.
Brrrr.
I've had to work my ass off.
Not wanting to look like shit equals sheet of my head.
Here's the reality of the situation.
I'm not here to impress you with my looks.
I'm not here on this Earth to impress anyone with my looks at all, ever.
Zero percent.
I don't give a fuck what you think about how I look, motherfucker.
And I never will.
This shit gonna decay and fall off.
I think I'm trying to impress you.
That's a level of unawareness and fucking self-importance that I cannot even fathom, dude.
What's wrong with you?
Where's my shit?
What's wrong with getting a crypto miner first?
Okay.
Lucky day for you, boy.
No, our computer's not on really enough to juzz away having a crypto miner, I think.
Alright, success.
The hole.
Still gonna do it though.
AHHHHHHH!
Uh-oh.
Ben?
No...
Are we missing?
Yeah...
Okay that's wrong.
Ay-ay-ay-ay!
Or are you messing? Right side.
We're giga greeting right now by the way
Dude I'm actually giga greeting right now
Dude stop
I'm trying to check the players.
Oh, she's not in.
We got to wear the cameras and shit now.
I need a sled.
I also got to buy meth.
I've heard fluckin footsteps, bros.
4k.
What did I do wrong here?
Well, I do not...
Oh, I started throwing a spot.
That's why that's weird.
Whoops.
Whoopsie.
whoopsie
how am I alive right now
nothing has happened
dead
That got here really quick.
That's not it.
This is one.
That's not it.
like a middle piece.
How am I alive?
There we go, alright.
What's it gonna be?
Wrong difficulty?
No, it can't be because...
The Haxer, partner.
normal mode give you eight DOS coin.
Double checks the door.
Tanner alert.
I
Know Tanner was coming I heard the sound keel
We got over a month. That's pretty much the only way we die right now.
We might still be dead. We'll see.
I forgot to order the program.
We have to place the orders now.
Please don't trigger the hack.
That's not me.
Hopefully it's a quick one.
Yes.
I need to place the arrow for those shrugs by the way, or else I lose.
This is the dangerous music box, by the way, when the lights are out.
does not last nearly as long.
Okay, in order to do that hack that we just did, I have to take my hand off of my mouse, by the way,
but the only way to activate the sled hack, as far as I'm aware, is by clicking middle mouse.
And you have, like, literally a second to do it.
Oh God, please arrive.
Let's splurge.
Chicken, chicken or rice, rice, chicken.
Howdy.
Howdy, howdy.
Howdy.
Ahh.
what okay we ain't got nobody got time for that
I think we're dead, we're not the mess man by the way.
That's not it.
Yeah.
Please don't kill me math man please.
Please?
the overpass. That's fucking awesome. Our shit's here, though, so...
Uh, okay.
Do we walk out and get kidnaps?
Nice.
out the mouth. Fuck you bitch walk away.
of
fucking crank war off, mate.
Me and it's boing, mate.
We do not have the software right now.
That guy any second?
Oh, we're good.
Oh, man.
Oh, wait.
No.
I fucked up.
Well, well, well, noob down, noob down, and Reno is like the guy from Sirius Sam.
Open the door... no.
No, I don't think so.
The Ratman squeaks in comfort. He knows our tribulations are great.
He squeaks to let us know that the kidnapper isn't here, right, fellas?
Thank you, Ratman.
A ratman. He's got a gun for some reason. The ratman. The motherfucking ratman. He's
got a gun. It's a snub news revolver, like from Project Zomboid, but also real life.
He's got six bullets.
Dude, what if you had to play Russian roulette
with the rat man?
Dude, if he catches you and you don't stop him in time,
you're like fucking crawls out from under the base.
Like, man, that's a big aim.
And he drags you to the table.
Dude, that was my suit.
Ooh.
Good man.
All right.
Don't be a stranger.
Enjoy the meth bastard. You got to order more drugs
And I need crank
Is Ratman like my fursona? Oh, Ratman is the guy who squeaks in the walls in this game.
Great, it's the freaking assassin, dude.
Okay, so last...
Last night, I got a bug. I think it was a bug. Okay, I don't use this term lately.
where I got into the laundry hamper and I could not press space bar to participate in the the breathing controlling minigame
so yeah
Don't hold space bar before the minigame shows up or else it won't register.
It is a hold.
Oh my god.
So like you're saying that even before the circle appeared, I was holding spacebar, which
you can do by the way.
That helps because the dotted line moves in a weird way, right?
So you can like, you can buffer hold spacebar like I am right now, but that's a good point.
Maybe I was a, maybe I started holding spacebar way too fucking early.
I need Crank.
Get a Force Act though.
Maybe we can, uh, maybe, maybe no image one this time?
He might be dead.
Oh my god.
So lucky. Yeah, literally one of the last doors I tracked. So lucky, by the way.
I'm fucking stupid as hell. Who am I? I'm not chatter, by the way.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-boo-do-do-do-do-boo-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-boo.
What's the scariest Scooby-Doo villain? Where are you, villain?
Scooby-Doo, where are you, villain? Man, I don't let him watch that shit. I fuckin' hate
it, Scooby-Doo.
We're gonna go turn some motel room lights on, I think.
I hated a pup named Scooby Doo too, and oh my god, the fuckin' is like cousin or whatever
Scrappy-Doo? God, I fucking hate Scrappy-Doo, Jesus Christ.
Wretched Nugroggers?
Goodbye, Tanner.
well i mean this way was on
bunch of them are not on
well that'll happen to you i got shit i gotta do
Why go out the back door for during the music event?
Um, the front doors do not work while the power is on.
Oh, I don't have money.
Fuck you.
Can you recap the Red Hand stuff?
Oh, I got hacked.
Hold on, chatter, I'm busy.
Boom, look at that, we're massive.
Tell me I have a backdoor.
Yeah, we're good.
I can tell now we're not bad at all.
Disconnect.
How do you avoid the ratman?
You get to listen for the flies as you're walking past Motel Runes.
If you hear the flies, that means you're walking past Motel Runes.
You're walking past Motel Runes.
as you're walking past motel rooms.
If you hear the flies,
that means he's somewhere in the room
and you gotta look at him,
flash your flashlight on him,
and he scampers behind like the painting or under the bed.
But if you don't do that,
then he grabs you and drags you to the table
and he puts his revolver, his gun, on the table.
then you got to play Russian roulette with them
can you do an impression of the Rackman? it's me the Rackman
What do you think?
Let's play a game.
Do you want to play a game?
Right, man.
Cheese to Meach?
Holy fuck, dude.
Ratman welcome to the game 3 and your ass is the first thing to come up.
You might as well put out a Ratman video.
It's not funny though because he's real.
Alright, next question.
Oh I gotta lock in for this one I fucked up.
right man
you imagine
the rat man loses the Russian roulette blows his own fucking brains out slumps over
You're like, oh, okay
But then you see them later and his corpse is gone why are there multiple rat men
Ahahahah
That's a good one
Yeah, I think Ratman would be cool.
That's just me, though.
Occasionally, like, so like, you know, for a player like me, I'm not often going into
the motel rooms right so he's not that much of a threat but you can have him
sneak into the main office and then like shits on the floor in the bathroom you
have to go like pick it up and throw it away or otherwise he gets mad and fucking
and then play Russian real life with him with his revolver because you know
I mean, it would be cool because he has a gun, yeah, but we go into the front door when
we're here because if the music that then happens and the lights are on, we're dead.
I gotta check for me drugs you lose it his body just slumped over in the lobby
All the way through it
No, dude
Crawls away that would be funny that if you're just like a corpse
Tanner
You think you're fucking cool you're not cool you're furry
That's not that's not why you're not cool
cool. Not cool because you do drugs. Get the heroin needle. Okay, can we talk about the
Xanax right now? I know this isn't exactly Xanax, but like, maybe we're hallucinating
because we take so goddamn much. I don't know. Room three, room four. Okay, we have to actually
get up and get the shit out. So...
That's cool.
Like a bastard.
I love math!
I love me.
All right, we got seven men, dude.
All right, and I'm pretty sure we got something under the bridge.
So we're going to go check that out.
Yeah, we do.
I hope it is not more than two math here though.
It's not.
Wait, was the item cap removed?
Hold up.
I got ten men.
Cap is ten. Interesting. So I thought it was nine, but it's possible that we like...
We were trying to pick up over the cap, so it just kept us at nine. I don't know.
Well, we got a force of act fellas.
Actin' whackin' smackin'
Oh
I
Hmm we need one more wait
My good, huh, we'll see what we got
Yeah, I'm an idiot
the
We're spending all of our money right now so we can't lose me.
Where's my shit?
Would you like 10 meth, mister?
Okay.
Lucky day for you, boy.
Do you like one ounce of meth?
why yes I think I would of course
How long will it be gone with 10 math?
A long time?
I don't know how long.
Mmm.
Hmm.
Did he buy a specific amount of meth per meth guy?
No.
More meth you have?
He stays away longer.
So I bought, I gave him 10.
which is the maximum amount you can give him at once.
Pretty sure.
I swear to God, these crypto miners are no- they're- there's only one node where it pays
for itself, I think, and it's Phoenix.
You're leaving.
Neither nerd.
Ain't no way.
I'm comein' right man!
I'll leave it to you.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
You remember where I put this?
who's right here yeah that's quite good
Why can't the killers just remove it?
Why would they?
We're playing by the rules, man.
participating in the game.
triple omega checks
Astralisks for gifted
I
Think be a committee
I
Yikes
I got to order some Xanax.
All right, we'll crack one more.
for a million twa- quadrillion... months?
Yay!
Gabby J!
Yay!
Dude, how does this motherfucker have four keys?
What the hell are you?
From this light, it's purple.
It's weird.
You got a table in room 9?
Yeah, I don't need it.
Where was our active delivery at?
Fuck.
I found myself progressively more attracted to women with muscles every day it gets more
and more extreme am I gay at moon moon.
Yeah.
Yep.
Fellas is a gay to be attracted to women.
Yeah.
What, what is in here?
I forget.
Oh, we got one map, that's right, just in case.
The door
Bottom bottom bottom
Pickle Rick.
Well, time to stand up fellas.
Son of a bitch, man.
Go away.
The sky keeps acting, man.
I
Oh god.
I'm leaving.
What room is that?
Nine.
Fuck.
Let's see.
Let's see if he remembers.
Fuck you, bitch.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
Oops.
about to get act
and what we need to buy
or a fucking now my
Oh, second wiki.
Hmm.
More fuck-up back?
Watch any good anime. I like the new Ghost in the Shell, I think it's Poggers. PogChamp.
Go away, mister.
I fucked up so bad.
I'm gonna go.
Random idea.
Actually, you know what they're mine.
Who do I know?
Stupid dude.
What side is one on?
Dude, I just don't remember.
One's on the right side.
You not lock the door for that attacker?
You...
He lock picks up.
So he just lets himself in.
I kinda hate the Xanax screen effects, if I'm being honest.
Room was our fuckin' latest delivery.
Three?
Nine.
Seen lots of nines.
All right, some of you are getting executed today?
No offense.
I don't want the key. Stop that.
It's my bolt!
You dumb motherfuckers, man. Jesus Christ, you're inane bullshit. Distracted me.
Oh my god, I'll be right back.
Yes, below.
Oh, I hit the wrong button.
A couple of jollocks for seven.
I hit the dash button.
Oh.
Sigs.
It's not good right now, boys, we got to kill like 20 gear, Corp up.
Can't wait to see Soda chat, you're probably not going to see any savage raids for me because
all my friends would rather jerk off and be our chat and some shit as opposed to level
up and fall fancy.
asking and talking about doing it,
that rather big meth and GTA roleplay or whatever.
Just a friend who actually leveled.
Just a me who leveled.
Beautiful night, isn't it?
Are you interested in some television?
I mounted it.
On the hood.
I interest you in some shit.
It's mine. I made it.
Oops. It's like I just made some more.
You want it?
No?
Yeah.
I'm just gonna reach over there and put it in the basket.
Take a little bite first.
I'm all about recycling.
Ice cream's so good.
Dang it.
On my way.
It doesn't know we're here, right, guys?
Dude, no fucking way!
No way dude!
Oh, oh I'm only, I'm head, head height.
Yeah, mmm, ooh sorry I tripped.
Sorry, that was an accident.
I am honored.
Ba-bam!
Yo moon you good?
Sheesh!
Smoking on that moon-moon pack.
Rip-bozo pushing pee.
That bird was pushing on me.
Sheesh!
Damn Daniel!
Rip-bozo!
You good bro?
I can't believe we did it.
I'm getting stoked.
Oh fuck.
Guys.
No!
You know what I'm saying anyway, let's ride
Holy fuck there's a bear down here. I
Wish I could clone myself that would be cool then I could fuck myself. Oh, yeah
Sexual style even
He just can't stop
Did we take out Euron with that gold or the green shirt on that turd?
Oh no dude.
Dude look, I wouldn't have done it if he didn't hit me with two red shells in a row.
That shit was deliberate, bro.
That shit was deliberate.
Yeah, you could call me a cinophile, with how much cinema I typically enjoy.
Movies, popcorn, buttered popcorn, movie theater.
Hmm, city champion gnar.
Uh oh, wait.
Is this the one that shuffles?
3 Power House in the ring right now.
Two plex wrestling takedown and the speed move on the clipper
It's time to suck some pricks digs
You get a root blizzard for them. Yeah, I probably could have helped more there, but
My blizzard doesn't have a... it doesn't actually chill, so I could have rooted once, maybe twice, but...
Yeah
I want to see this shit. Yeah
I complimented your shot, but it was great
Are you laughing?
Why are you breathing?
Yes sir, yes
Oh, Kaker!
Oh, you're so shit, dude
He's stolen from me bro, come on man
Oh fuck, oh fuck
Oh, this dude is a boost
Hey, get your ass back in guard, ball Kaker
I got bullied really bad like it.
I'm sorry dude, I didn't fuck with you.
Noob down.
I don't want that.
No, I don't want that.
Your fat is fucked during Mario Kart World.
Nice man, post a selfie and chat.
You won't.
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
Fatso.
Sorry.
Fatty.
Fatso, sorry.
Fatty.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
But wait, who we got?
Nice.
This Cotsport guy, I feel like he hacks more often, but I don't know.
That's good.
That's good, mate. That's good.
When's ball kicker coming back?
Nope.
Um, is this guy stupid?
Yeah, Puzzle, Sold.
Instead of donating $100 to you, what charity would you want it to go to?
Well, if you think about it, donating to me is kind of like a charity, preventing homelessness.
Chumbo Crumboli for some?
We got lost tapes as a good one.
It really said, give me your money.
So they're giving it to charity.
No, I am a charity.
I am a charity case.
You're getting it.
You're misunderstanding.
It's still charity.
Instead of using a third party middle...
Core, I think it's a...
I was going to skip this first one, but I'm not sure what to do about it.
So yeah, let's head over to the next one.
Time to see what that is.
And now, we're going to get to the next one.
This one seems to be a little bit of a tricky move.
Placket you fuck!
What are we fucking, what are you boing?
What are you selling?
What are you fucking bullying?
Rugs?
Hmm.
What would the rat man do in this situation?
At the last run die, some stupid fuck asked me a question and it broke my concentration.
I refuse to take any responsibility.
I require at least two mathmate.
One math will do...
...two preferable.
Aww...
You're no fun.
Hayley thinks for 7? For... 4 years?
Who's be able to gamble bits on here?
Dude, you can make parlays on Twitch, dude? That's so... that's so awesome.
I love gambling. I love fucking gambling, dude. Gambling's so cool.
Me when the parlay hits, BOOOOOOORRRRRRSHH.
BOOOOOORRRRRRSHH.
Slash me checks behind TV every time.
But when this run you'll donate $100 to the Moon Moon Fairy.
Thanks.
Rattles Cup.
Do you feel like your life is a bizarre fever dream or do you avoid thinking about it?
sometimes when I get stuck doing a challenge run it feels like that
like playing ready or not the ready or not mission deed will we fuck
well we got everything we need I think
Shut up, door!
You win this real quick? Alright, lock in.
Ha ha, fuck you.
Mm mm mm mm.
Robot Pyro 6 for 7 says take this useless prime.
I never use Baldi, I know you're poor. Thank you.
Thank you.
I can't believe we've weakened died.
That's that run was good, but we wasted 250 on that crypto miner, by the way.
I didn't want to sit down, lol.
The door was unlocked.
Whoops.
I don't make your leaks for seven sorry I missed it.
Do do do do do do do.
What would the rat man do?
What do you do?
Just one time I missed myself. It was like three years ago. I'm sorry. Thank you
It's just stupid chud for missing that
Stop talking to me! Stop talking to me, dude!
Whoops!
This guy's a fucking idiot.
You gotta lock the door.
If you don't lock the door, then you get the headbutt.
If you get the head by, you die presumably
Blood's posting a paragraph dude ain't no one reading that
You know I'm reading that shit.
I feel like I messed up.
Nay.
Was correct the entire time.
Comatose Knight, they were so bad.
Where's the strategy? How do you think you'll be crept on the keys of wall getting mugged by horrible men and women?
Um...
Guess you'll just have to find out, B.
So they're not mocking me, I'm mocking them dude.
Get it right.
Excuse me.
You are the rat man.
Do you have a gun?
What is the purpose of this game?
You gotta collect the pages and set them free.
in my pages.
Well, you can like, kill up on movement on this thing.
That might be interesting.
Hmm.
Gotta buy stuff, mate.
Baboosh.
Gotta find a drug dealer, mate.
I gotta find a drug dealer mate.
I gotta stand up, actually.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
DOE
Me when the donut isn't dropped?
ODE?
Yep, that's a bathroom.
Need streamer to win so I could lock in to win so I can win my parley.
Who calls it that shit man?
Who started that?
Aw, you're no fun.
Can I get a Mad Mulligan's mind?
Mad Mulligan's mind!
With ease, dude.
I wanna get into my hand.
Tire meth.
We're blessed today.
It is a holy day today.
me when I'm in the parking lot and I find the tire math what what if they
started driving that show will be gone we have preferably we would have some
I'm crankoo, but we ain't got no crankoo, dude.
I'm crankin' it.
hmm toilet math and tire math guys hmm and we got crank hold up this may be it
lock the door lock the door lock the door nice W
Didn't lock the door yeah, but I fucking did though you're lying I gotta buy me I gotta buy
a myth.
I'm sorry to fondle my mustache briefly, I'm still there, I'm still there.
It's time.
Not doing this one.
Rugs.
Hold up.
Nothing dude, what the hell?
Maybe?
Am I dumb?
Did I miss?
I don't think so.
This is good, don't go out yet, please.
Nice.
I don't have any drug money left.
that I can spend it on drugs.
No.
Where is it?
No.
Got a little middle one?
Nope.
Got a little middle one.
Nope.
I think...
Uh-oh, guys.
The Choke Master, dude.
Lord, Lord sticks for seven.
Nothing did.
Clear the chat.
Get rid of the spame.
Scooby J.
Yay!
Quangkorgi eggs for zippin
If I lived in cyberpunk times I would have some chrome
And it would crack my back all at once dude. I get all chrome to fuck out bros
I wouldn't be Cyber Psycho. I'd know my limits.
when I get Cyber Psychosis after winning Plant.
No.
Yup.
Moose and cyberpunk can be the guy at the start who's penis exploded wait what guy
We guessed wrong boys
It was a side mission. Oh, yeah, I skipped the streamer side missions
Oh
This is a short one
It's ever psycho son or corpo daughter corpo daughter dude
Sex for rat man. Oh, thank God. It's weak
Tell me my rat man concept isn't fucking sick though dude.
He's like a weird uncanny belly guy with like a butt plug tail and he's got fucking shitty makeup on dude.
Living in the walls.
Or Tanner.
He's got a gun.
8.
What do you voice the ratman if the dev asked you to?
No.
Maybe.
I'd do it for free.
I mean, I don't know if he even needs to talk, dude, he'd be like, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I don't think he has to talk.
Well, my hack page is down, omega low.
It'd be so sick.
You go, you turn to leave the hotel room without checking for the rat man.
He grabs you, pulls you back inside, sits you at the table, spins the chamber of his
revolver, hands it to you.
He's got a knife, he's got another gun that he's pointing at you.
Oh my god dude.
Yup.
He's got...
How do you get two guns?
People leave their guns at the motel all the time, bro.
through. Maybe leave a meth and shit, why not? I gotta order a drug, please. Meth guy
I soon tbh
Don't worry mr. Meth man. I'm gonna get you your shit. I'm gonna do it
I fucked up guys
Whoops
Anyone else looking for page please
Well, well, well, not a good.
We'll be alright.
Probably.
Sweats.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
just kind of chilling. I could be looking for stuff right now but
up
brahman's stance on israel
well he was in congress once so you
you draw your own conclusion
Lowell.
age 63 by the way junior congressman
How to make people in a chat room like you, or think you are cool?
the Hydra.
Um...
We...
Okay, I got it.
I would like to play some drug order.
I would like to play some drug order before I run around now.
Looking good in the new YouTube thumbnail. Thank you, thank you.
Oh, yeah, big time, boom, all right, we drugged up.
Drammen a bad boomer driver? No. He doesn't drive. He scampers. And he travels in walls,
So, it's a positive game before doing that.
I need my drugs.
Give them to me.
the rat man's sexual orientation, neutral.
Waiting for internet to go down.
Chillin?
again I could be looking for stuff I'm just uh being a little lazy right now
we're chilling
Okay.
Rank it.
Okay.
Frank it.
It's my favorite Breaking Benjamin song.
I only know the one from Halo.
I'll lean it down here!
Dillgaul is cool stuff we got.
I believe that you made that breaking Benjamin in a yellow connection way too fast for a
non-fan.
A breaking Benjamin?
A rest assured, I am not a fan of breaking Benjamin.
Sleep easy Cheddar, sleep easy.
I promise.
That is my solemn oath to you.
It was breaking Benjamin even mean.
That's just the name that the boardroom came up with before they put out their first album.
A group of like 70 year old guys.
They swapped out their fucking music.
My girl.
Lincoln Park was a boardroom band, too.
I believe it hey you're among friends here fellow Lincoln Park hater I don't
have the key
Um, guys?
I admitted to liking Death Gryps so I cannot take his music critique seriously.
Bro, I can't even name one death grip saw it. I honestly I only know one death grip is lyric and it's the most
It's the one that everyone goes to get on that's literally it that's the extent of my death grips knowledge
Not larping I
Wouldn't say I can't I don't think I can say that I like death grips. I don't know death grips
Um, room 7.
Okay.
We gotta do a hack real fast.
Please?
What do we got?
Probably this one.
Not Juggalo.
Although I would like to go to the gathering of the Juggalos one time.
Get stuck with a random arrow and needle.
I have to buy the camera app.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
It's a quick one.
up
He's here man, I'm dead, I'm so dead.
the math guy is gonna be so pissed when I ain't got his stuff where's my shit
Oh
I'm dead. I'm dead. Swag. So fucking swag, dude. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Only the strongest will survive.
Leave.
Where's my shit?
I couldn't go pick it up, by the way.
Hasn't arrived yet, brother?
Nope, I had Matt sitting in room 7, dude, and then we got double-hacked.
We gotta hack to what, nah, cause the canemper was there, I think.
Only the strongest will survive.
Morbid check, true dude.
Yep, that's a fucking restart.
That's actually the first restart today, dude.
Fuck you, Morbid mist.
You stupid bitch.
I'm chugging liquids right now, dude.
I'm licked up.
What is Morbid?
Morbid mist is a player in the game that can be randomly assigned at the start.
the day that they have cheater levels of influence over how often the hitman will come after you.
What's your go-to spawn in PZ?
What's the one with that bank next to the police station downtown?
There's no dog in there.
And the uh, the upstairs apartments...
Unlike Main Street?
Yeah, that's Roswell. That's my favorite place.
That's my favorite place, man. That's my favorite fucking place.
Those apartments are sweet.
Fuck it, Rosewood. The name of the place we're talking about, you daft cunt.
Sorry.
You daft cunt.
Got it.
Meow meow meow
Yo yo yo, what's up pickle Rick? Surely there's at least one guy in China pickle record
Me smile no your name is codama
Well, how are we doing this?
Not like this.
That's not it.
Who's that is not it?
I'm Pickle Rick!
Morty!
I turned myself into a Pickle!
I'm Pickle Rick!
9615 sub to Pickle Rick and Dickle Rick nice
I'll pick a ring
I'll pick a Rick I said again
of
this one, D
of
Frozen Ashes is up.
It's tapping time.
Hmm. I hate that one.
Oh, there's a third one. I'm down.
Oh my god.
BOOM!
Thinking now my autistic 40-year-old son in a scrimmy pickle rick while I'm trying to sleep.
Yeah, you got fucking owned.
Maybe give him what he wants.
The Szechuan sauce.
I'm pickle rick!
That's the remix, that's like the...
Excuse me. I've got to order the things. I wonder if I'm dead now.
I'm dead now.
Lost identity? It's old Gregi. Do I have a key? No.
Should we look for a key?
Mayhaps.
I do not recall.
Because Attaculae are blocking the hack.
Oh yeah.
They sure can.
There are some situations in which you have to spend the 60 DOS coin and hack skip in
order to not die, but also not lose money and rep.
If the music starts, and if Tanner attacks you, or if Math Guy grabs you, so pretty much
most of them can interrupt you.
Omega lol.
He's finished the first welcome to the game, dude, good job.
Please, pulls out chair next to myself at the big kids table, have a seat.
at the rest of Twitch chat. They're not sitting at the big kids table.
So, dude.
Where'd you get it? Yeah, that's your voice, by the way.
I had to improvise here. Yeah, I did it.
Good work.
Would you like some ribs?
I almost picked it up.
That's the suicide key.
Oh yeah, we're at a cookout by the way.
You aren't invited? I'll have you know...
So I could get one invite from like a random cheddar right now if I needed to bro, okay?
Hmm, let's call the back.
What am I bringing to the cookout?
I don't know man, that's a tough question.
Dude marinated short ribs.
That'd be good right?
He's like that?
Where's the other man?
I'm pissed.
You'll eat white dry meat.
Ah, boiled chicken connoisseur, I see.
Where's my other bag?
I got to a vegan cookout.
uh...
we're like cooking tofu
we're rolling up some tofu
get a fucking grip man
what do you think this is?
did I even know
what could you bring to a vegan cookout?
tofu
soda grass how come I don't have anyone willing to sell me drugs right now
well that's not good
with a block party and the vegans wanted to grill romaine lettuce
Yeah, they didn't want cyclospora, dude.
They didn't want to shit their guts out.
Cyclosporia, you in red.
Dude!
You try to pronounce one medical thing one time, dude, and all of a sudden you're in a
bread.
Yes, I won't ever try again.
I'll just call it the poop...the poop parasite.
Yes, I won't try to better myself, Jatter.
I guess I'll just give up guess I'll just give up fuck man
Y'all mind saying the drug dealer my way please
Did we buy yeah we did
Vampire sucker ooh
Which killer would you fuck with IRL, Ratman?
Ooh, that is not a name I recognized.
Uh oh.
uh-oh
kill this bitch, maid fuck
okay
Can do boss, can do.
Are we dead again? To no drug?
Hmm...
Well, well, well...
do something spot the sponsor would like oh yes on some reacts oh my chat chat chat I
don't know chat block chat oh chat oh dude if I click this then the killer might kill
me chat. Oh there he is, Chad. Did you hear that, Chad? Chad. Chad.
Let's clip it.
Got any weak ones?
Nay.
You fucking stupid?
this key. Can you now react to your reacting. How do you think the streamer university streamers
are doing after streamer university like it's been like a week right are they
popping off chatter is it hell
oblivion whoa buddy a meth guide I need to buy drugs
Some of them lost 50k viewers, crazy how some of them lost 50k viewers.
Dude, what happened?
Did they just have like a bad stream or something?
Hour outage?
Oh.
Uh...
AWS outage? Oh shit.
Rafael, there's a...
...shut up.
Oh
Dude
that the number the two line in the three line in a row like I don't know how
do I guarantee every time I've failed that typing thing those two lines have
been one after the other by the way
yeah yeah
still no one offering you drugs that's fucking swag
oh
first habit auto completes
nope
do do do do.
Hmm?
What were we talking about?
Oh yeah, it's true man, you did.
Yeah, man.
Be a professor.
No, as they would make fun of me, they make fun of my hair and be like, like, why, why
Unk for real got no hair up top.
chopped.
Yeah.
So no drugs.
We haven't been attacked yet.
We only found one map.
We have had to use our sled on a typing test.
It was like the worst case scenario.
Hmm.
Still no drug dealers.
Chunk chopped oink.
Alright, okay.
No chunks as you can look like I'm TBH.
Nah, nah.
No clue.
Hmm.
Carnitas or birria in your burrito, sir?
Which one's carnitas again?
Okay, we got drugs.
Pork?
Me like pork.
You're asking the wrong dude, bro.
I don't rate Mexican food very highly in terms of cuisine.
Ooh, one math.
Nice.
That'll help.
Said nobody.
I don't know, maybe I've just ever been to a good Mexican restaurant, that's not true,
I've had some pretty good Mexican food, okay, but it is often...
not the case.
Normally, it's just kind of literally...
I don't know, man. I feel like I could make better Mexican food every time I get Mexican food,
except for like if I'm going to like a fancy restaurant or something. You know what I mean?
It's not rage bait, you're incompetent, bro.
Most of these motherfucking Mexican places be microwaving their fucking refried beans
and rice, dude.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's actual slop most of the time, and that's just the way that it is.
I've had some truly delicious Mexican food.
is just often not the case, that's all.
Man, man, you have a processed food diet
when you shut the fuck up, yeah, you're right.
You're a processed food diet when you shut the fuck up, yeah, you're right.
Matt, I was hanging by the way.
What's a highly rated cuisine to you then?
Greatest cuisine of all time.
Hmm, that's a tough one, that's a tough one.
I really like Korean food, and I'm not just talking like the marinated meat or whatever.
the soups. A lot of people when they think of Korean food, they think of like Korean
Barbecue
You big gooey barbecue
Fuck this bitch!
Hey KBBQ without the sides 100%
I like the uh... I like kimchi
I like uh...
The radishes, you know what I'm talking about?
I honestly I like Japanese cuisine a lot too. I know that
it's pretty diverse. Why is this here again? Bro, tell me how Burrito even competes with
like curry from Japan, you know what I mean? It doesn't, by the way.
Dude, you want to go to the local Mexican joint and get a burrito?
No, bro.
hey like I'm part of the appeal of Mexican food until God knows how many
years ago like couple years ago was that it was cheap but it's not even cheap
anymore bros it's not even cheap anymore bros
I
Fucking $14 for a burrito you kidding me bro. You fucking kidding me, bro
You're the wrong Mexican place. Yeah. Yeah, everyone's got like a really good local local restaurant that like
It's like super good and like cheap and stuff like yeah, I believe you
Uh huh. Anyone else?
Green or mushy fucking peas, though.
And that's tough.
I might have to go with the peas.
Mm hmm.
mhm
da peeeeeeece
well, we'll see if we can get a drug dealer early this time
literally, in a Mexican restaurant, there is a one minute drive from where I live that sells a meal for ten dollars, get fucked
I
Won't enjoy your microwaved refried beans, buddy
For $10 you get a tan I can't pretend dollars
You get a can of that shit for 10 bucks dude make the last couple months. Oh
Yeah, we got to take our ops dude
Boom.
Yay.
Boom.
Do you just think you liked A1 Sauce?
No, I don't like A1 Sauce.
I love A1 Sauce.
The mere thought of A1 Sauce
actually makes my mouth water.
Water like right now it's I'm actually my mouth is actually watering right now
Holy fuck and
Because your tiny little baby tongue cannot cannot popular properly dissect the robust and bold taste of an a1 drop like
Droplet even like the fact that it offends you so badly that you cannot even conceive of eating it for more than like a tiny tiny
A little amount that's not my problem, dude. Okay, you're trapped you're trapped in your
You're your prepubescent palette. Okay. I don't hear it me a1 a1 is a a1 is a
It is ambrosia is
Ambrosia I would be a1 on anything Pete pizza serial ice cream
What else I don't know
day the fuck is a one
yeah you had to get have to be there
you know conspiracy so muddy vinegar sauce
anyone is British do you still like it
I don't like a one-shot, I love it.
And it looks. I'm telling you right now.
I think British cuisine looks delicious too.
I've said many times, I would eat those beans on toast, okay?
It's not, it's not irony.
No drugs.
Swag.
What I want to know is why do they food color mushy peas, make them like brighter green?
Who thought?
Who's like, hmm, it, it literally is the color of like Nickelodeon slime, man.
They, they're not naturally that color.
It turns brown when mushed and cooked so it looks like poo poo.
Aww.
You're no fun.
Okay, well it looks like vomit when it's bright green.
Couldn't they have picked a different color then?
I can do like do like purple or some shit. That'd be cool space peas
Okay, I mean I kind of flux with peas. I'm not gonna lie
Well, I mean I would probably wouldn't like blood sausage. I don't really like sausage in general
But like take the tomatoes and the blood sausage off of the English breakfast dude, how do you
do it?
How do you do it?
Don't let them pee shame you dude.
Ain't nothing wrong with peas.
Or peas or legume?
No?
Where are the...
What?
L-E-G-U-M-E legume?
Like beans?
What's wrong, man? I've never heard of a vegetable before.
No!
Badass. Alright buddy, yonk.
Turn the computer on.
Hey computer!
I didn't check the truck.
I didn't go out and check the truck before a computer gets hacked.
I kind of don't have that much stamina.
How many times was that one level unreadied or not?
Like 650 something or some shit?
So you barely started this one?
Yeah, this game is a lot like, uh, ready or not, so...
I can see, like, how you could compare the two.
You were, like, really fucking stupid.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, putting- putting myself in the- in the- the headspace of someone who is actually brain-damaged, okay?
I understand how you could compare them, like, as a game, right?
For example, okay, most of those a new America runs lasted only like a minute and a half.
In this game, the runs also typically only last a minute and a half.
Do you think he was trying to insult you?
No.
I was just lashing out. I'm lashing out. I didn't hear anything, but I'm waiting here
Here comes the lash
Dude a one sauce on cottage cheese, bro
Anyone anyone rip that shit when they're growing up just like a little bit
A1 on beans on toast!
Abarge!
Yeah, I'm gonna need some drugs.
Yeah, I'm literally gonna need some drugs.
Boom.
That's the plug right there.
He likes to tell me to go fuck myself, but I think he actually likes me a lot.
Just kind of playing hard to get
He wants to hang out you guys ever hang out with your your drug dealer
Or like 20 minutes 20 minutes too many bros
Dude, that mofucka was always coffin, dude.
Holy shit, he was like this fat guy too.
So he was like red, red in the face all the time.
Is he still alive?
Probably not, man.
I think I was like fucking 12 years older than I was, dude.
Yeah, with a bunch of 17 year olds.
pints breaing Yum- Bubble
pump portal to the mail ball denote
Miss Man
OK
Can I make some moolah, please?
I want to know what happens when the song ends and he isn't in the spade room.
The guy with the crowbar kills me. Oh my god.
Let's see if he remembers.
Did I actually zoned out when I was walking up to them?
I couldn't remember who was there, so I actually guess.
Is that voice line new?
Nope.
Great, time to sit down on the computer and make some money.
And nothing bad's gonna happen.
nothing bad's gonna happen because I'm gonna sit down and we're gonna do a hack
and the meth guy's not gonna grab us mid hack causing us to basically lose our
run.
You know what I mean?
This is not gonna happen.
Yep.
I should check the wall, or whatever.
Maybe we got lucky?
I got lucky.
Swag money.
Tartar leaks from 7.
Wash.
I've seen the first minion...
Despicable me.
My kid was briefly obsessed with Despicable me.
It wasn't bad, actually.
As far as kid movies go, some of them can be really fucking lame.
Oh, you're talking about Adam.
Mathman.
He gets obsessed with Detective Pikachu.
Ah, no.
I'm so unenthused with Pokemon Man, holy fuck, I used to love Pokemon Man as a kid.
It's stacking time.
What happened?
I think for me it was I think I just prefer like traditional CRPGs you know
You don't know how I wanted to play recently?
Uh, what, like one of the 3D might magic games?
Not like, here is my magic for like the old one.
We had like a party and shit, dude.
Holy.
Those look so uncanny, dude, it's so cool.
I am mo.
You think of a way you might be able to do this more efficiently?
Space question mark.
Hey, poster, welcome to the game 2 Elite mode, Claire.
Oh, wait.
Um, yeah, by drugs.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow.
We still have not been meth manned.
Gotta buy a sled.
Unfortunate.
My magic eight.
There's a model combined six, seven and eight together.
wait really that's crazy well I all in the 8th engine what the hell
myth
but it's H8 engine good I've even looked at it looks at six and seven the meme
team number.
What?
Oh, I see.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I think I'm supposed to go bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep in and down.
Whoops.
Whoopsie.
I need drugs.
and different area codes.
You understand what the restrictions are on this hack?
You have to alternate the background colors.
Otherwise you lose. You have to go through all the green squares.
You have to start at the green line on the top
the top and then end on the green line at the bottom.
Sounds dumb. Well, I mean, it gives me comfort that there's at least one guy in chat who's been
watching and is like, dude, I don't understand how he fails this puzzle when all you have to do is draw
a line from the top to the bottom and go through all the green squares and like him realizing that
that you have to alternate the background colors and feel like oh shit dude I'm a
stupid fucking bitch I'm a stupid fucking bitch for not knowing that there's
only one guy not me you
not me you
Fuck you.
I'm in physical pain at your inability to do a simple puzzle.
Yeah, I think uh, a little case study on puzzle chatter is definitely alike.
I've never the pure arrogance of like looking over and seeing some guy who actually like
is misspelling words being like this guy is literally pissing me off.
Like talking about like me, for example, being unable to solve a puzzle and like this guy,
like somehow managing to type that message between slapping the drool around his key caps and stuff.
Um, dude, they should be studying.
Like this literally hurts me to watch this.
Got phantom puzzle pain.
If there was a list of like most common freezes in Twitch chat, it would be,
this physically pains me to watch and it would be in reference to like puzzles.
It's just not even like just on my stream, really. It's like site-wide.
Uh-oh.
Maybe it's only your stream? I mean, maybe.
We solved the up dog minigame, yeah.
No, what that?
Mixed tape, thanks for seven.
How much Twitch do you watch?
Uh, not much.
I mean, I watched my friends like gay Rick and walnut and sure for
four
as they still game, but I mean a lot of a
a lot of people online after
I'm done streaming
kind of suck, so
room nine
We got what? No, we got two math.
Go watch my own streams, no man.
No dude.
You're missing out?
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know. I know, I know.
What do you always play these dog shit games? Dude shut the fuck up, little ball sniffer.
Why are you taking that shit from you?
Little ball sniffer.
I don't know what's going on with this guy, I don't know what's going on with this guy.
Little ball sniff I have in like a caveman moment interacting with technology and then
getting mad about it because he doesn't understand.
Like Frankenstein, like, what's happening? I don't know.
What do we need?
Next cameras.
Camera 2.
Now we got $3 reviews.
What are we talking about?
Frankinson actually refers to the doctor, not the monster.
Yeah, dude, we get it, man.
You took an English class in high school, bro.
I know I was impressed.
I'm just doing the stomach.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Um, actually Friggin sandwich first doctor and
Books are L. Unk
We should beat your ass if I'm being honest. We should fucking jump your ass. Actually you got books dude
Communist
Okay, Tommy that's probably what you are bro. No offense
I feel like my power in my internet has gone out so much this
but this
I there's nothing dude I'm telling you right now okay unless his band was in this parking
right here there's nothing I could have done to stop that by the way I'm gonna go pee I guess I'm
I'm sorry, but I'm just I'm just gonna do it to you well I don't I don't know what to tell you better like
I'm just going to have to do it to you.
I trained Japan. Who would have thought?
You, just move! Just move!
I got you!
Okay, you didn't even fucking tile!
Hey, hey, hey!
Shut the fuck up!
This tile to the left by the barbarians, move it there or I'm fucking icing you.
That's it.
Except for that.
You can go there, do it, or you're fucking dead.
I don't know what to tell you man.
Hey, you're Germany. I sent you a-
You're right in my fucking- my- my warpath!
Yes! Move your shit! Thank you!
I want off your fucking Peninsula. I took the seam charts daily yet. Oh, you know that shit's my home page. I
Need to know if this shit's dead
I'm multiplying that guys. Dude hold it right. What is...
Okay. I was watching the hottest twink on Twitch last night, Super TF.
And uh... I promised him I would do this.
So there's some hip new slang going around
Instead of low-key people are saying loaks lo wks
So I told him I would say that
To get the ball rolling to get the culture rolling dude. Alright, so on the loaks
Dice player jenova favella can get it bro straight up
Nice can you wish the boys in moonlit March luck tonight they're going on a really top level one quest
What are they gonna do go kill some rats in a cellar
Spin techie
Look at that, that finally pressed Hawaiian shirt.
Look at that.
Look at the skeleton like posture.
There's two guys! Watch out! There's two guys!
Put it in my ass.
Oh yeah! Let's go!
I
would you mind goblin and chat says I think I got the lettuce thing chat
RUTRO
Thank me for gifting us up to Lil Ball Sniffa. Hey, thanks man, appreciate that.
At Nightmare last night I was teleported to your stream room.
Why is that Nightmare?
Smells like shit. No it doesn't. Smells cool. Smells poggers even.
How many cups do you have in your desk right now?
Um, ever since I got it in Yeti cups, it's been pretty good.
Merpidix regards 7. Thank you.
Got one copy got one water cup dude. Easy peasy.
easy why PZY
no Peacup fake gamer sorry
I don't mean to be in pain or pain in a narrow narrow
why'd you cover the girl with your window that's not girl it's a doll
What I don't know where Adam got the biggest
Oh, shit, okay.
Shutterstock? Oh, yeah.
We won't shut up.
When it be Poggers, if the Where's My Shit guy could interrupt your hacks, he does.
He'd be like, Where's my shit?
And I'd be like, No!
Nooooooo, and then he stabs me.
No.
Imagine if stroking my shit guy could interrupt your hacks.
Nightmare.
Ah, you're no fun.
Furry Man.
Meth 2. That's a dub.
Drug.
What if Met 3 though guys?
The legendary 3 meth seed?
Holy fuck dude.
We really need crank.
Hey, I found it.
Oh, we got everything we need.
I could probably just sit back down.
Am I gonna...
Oops.
Did not lock the...
But I mean, we're better than you know, man
Big red pond it for seven
What song is that
You know I'm talking about it's a 311 so I'm you
Ew.
Ewie.
Angry beavers.
The
I
Angry beavers
Gotta buy drugs.
Please.
Why is it...hold on.
We're good.
The Lugeroo!
How do you feel being the only guy that has watched the movie 21 Jump Street?
Alright, I got some bad news, Cheddar.
I've never watched that movie.
Still no drugs?
What do we do?
I
Dub
Wait, we just got a quad.
Oh god.
Patience.
Where's my shit?
okay lucky day for you for
doesn't feel lucky
Oh, that one actually scared me a little bit.
the
ominous thunder
That's a Galca name?
Way true.
Nooo.
I
Know
Yeah, we got our cameras.
Mucho Math.
So I bought the camera software and fucked up.
Oh
room 9
I don't know what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one, but I'm not sure what to do with this one.
All right, guys.
We're gonna get the
enemies out of here.
We're gonna get the
enemies out of here.
We're gonna get the
enemies out of here.
We'll use Tab Space for Arc Chat,
What?
ECRS chat or whatever?
Oh.
Wait, we gotta go get our ship.
space is quick and arranged.
Fuck you.
Your wife's boyfriend's letting you stay up late to watch this.
Sweet.
Don't get scared.
Uh-oh, we didn't get the math.
Bless
Ah, you're no fun.
I actually don't know how much math I have right now.
I think there's one.
Please, I'll get an Ever.
I can't check cameras while they're in the software, I was trying to buy it.
I
I was ready that time, fool.
Shit.
Okay.
Lucky day three for you.
of
I
There.
I fucked up.
That hurts.
I fucked up that hurts
We're good
But where's on last I'd be dead, bro
I
It.
What?
Is that a bug? Or have I been doing this wrong the whole time?
weird
Several deliveries.
We don't have meth right now, I don't think.
Hmm
What the fuck were we doing we're gonna pick up our drugs
There's a 179, 173.
Ah, you're no fun.
Oh, you're no fun.
I forgot the numbers, mate.
Five map.
Four Xanax.
It hurts out.
I wonder if we should be leaving our computer on.
in this exact situation, just so we can hear the motion sensor, in case the assassin spawns,
and the time it takes for us to stand up and leave.
I
What don't be stranger
Meow meow meow mow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Ultimately I'm moving through this little...
Is there any reason to lock these doors?
There might be.
I don't know.
I don't think so, actually.
Adam says yes, so there you go.
I don't know.
Oh yeah, the rat man.
I've never locked those doors, so...
The one thing I would think it does is maybe prevents the lights from going off.
do with a bomb maker you can or spawn the bomb spawn probably into one particular room
blin
Yeah, okay, my some of my internet is still fucked up
So are some more drugs I don't think we got what we needed from three maybe
Or no
I don't know, then we're going to buy a slope sled, I mean, the funds were at base for
or so.
The minor is a worth.
I bet the I bet it's worth.
If you target it right away, and if you get a very particular note on the third tier...
No.
20
Any of you got shit, bros?
I
Man
I
There.
Impianity Murphy, thanks for subbing.
Hmm.
3-11-9.
Good boy.
Hmm. I feel like while he's here, it's actually good for using the computer.
Jesus.
.
9th, what were the, it was 9, 3, 11 or some shit? God.
I drop Xanax. What is the cap on Xanax? It must have been Xanax.
Whoopsie.
And we chose the wrong way. Classic.
And remember if we ordered another motion sensor.
I'll be right back.
Power's out.
me
Effect Retainer before music event ends. I don't know.
No.
As we've heard it be ever just in case.
Well, let's check if we got that package real quick.
Yes.
and
of
Internet boxes on the other side is yellow
of
lunch
Oh, you hit man soon?
him room 3 3 11 9
We got to kill BitStriker, boys.
I think I could have done it though.
Actually.
Dying.
I think I just ordered meth, right?
Where the hell is it?
You may have already grabbed this.
behind TV. I think I'm being epic trolled right now.
Yeah, we dropped something. It was probably ZNX.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
People after me declined my request for a large KFC meal.
So fucking sorry to hear that, man.
It's gonna look like purgatory simulator.
Isn't life just purgatory if you think about it, bro?
Well, let's just buy another sled. I don't think I have anything pressing to buy. Actually, hold on.
Well, that's fucked, so we just say here and do nothing, then we just sit in here and
I can do nothing.
from the power off and on again yeah you can't turn it off you only turn it on
some of the rat man rat man man crawls for thee
is there a way to make him go away? someone said turn the lights off I'm
I'm pretty sure that's what you did in Welcome to Game Boy.
I don't know.
Alt-F4 works.
Leave.
out the front door chases him away. Yeah man. No we don't. When I googled WTTG3Ratman the
Google AI summary has Boon Boon's YouTube video as the source. It says he comes out
if you stay in a dark hotel room for too long. Oh God, dude, AI slot man. That's crazy. Let
me see this.
I'm fucking thumbnail too.
Let me see the rat man.
Oh dude, okay, so excellent art one.
My vision for the rat man though is that it's body paint.
It's literally body paint.
It's like really creepy looking.
I can put it on himself and do like really bad.
Alright man.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Uhhh.
How much coffee do you drink today?
I don't know.
I think I'm done though.
I think I'm copied out right now.
Well, at least we can leave after this dumb motherfucker is done walking.
Ratsman.
Where's this motherfucker?
How come sometimes it's less dots at the bottom by the way?
All of my lights have remained on.
Okay, it was kidnapper in the headman, which means we should be able to just walk out,
I'm gonna check anyway.
and
I'm glad I turned around.
Screen is blurry, it's in effect when you use Annex.
You're not too drunk, I promise, Shatter.
Yeah, yeah.
I clicked I was too late
well I have Phoenix that's unfortunate
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow me
buh buh buh do do do do do do do do do
Okay.
Let me check the door.
Uh, we're gonna rematch.
Cool.
Uh, we're gonna rematch. Cool.
Yep.
we chill and I work now
Oh, glad I remembered to check. Check every time, no matter what.
Tannarino charging.
Cab space for arcs chat efficiency.
Now let's see how it works buddy.
Oh, it's clear, unfortunate.
That was him leaving.
I hope.
Ha-ha.
There were two of them going off.
I wonder what's up.
Spoon, thanks for getting up to me.
Beep, beep, beep.
Now
to check our cameras. Yeah, there we go. That's cool.
Well, I'll just sit here again for fucking seven minutes. IRL time waiting for
this guy to leave.
I can never just got here by the way because the hitman was just here so
tell me why I let the detection bar hit halfway when Lucas attacks because he
enters like an alerted phase and he will instantly walk over to where you are
and you have to do like a slightly longer breathing minigame section before he just gives up and leaves
Check doors lock should be locked
and then we have two X which means we got to order more but I ain't got no
money because I have not been able to do literally anything for like a past 25
minutes in real life time la la la la la la la and he's probably still there
Omega low yes he is see if this car collides with his car they thought of
everything bros you wouldn't be sussed out by that driving dude you tell what's
the point of this game yeah you got to collect these hidden codes on the dark
web you ever find a code before? oh yeah
I mean the fuck is the ran there supposed to do? all cops.
I think there's a guy illegally parked on the side of the road facing the wrong direction, boom.
Would I?
No.
No, I don't think I would. Still there.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
Let's uh, hold on. Do we hit it? Oh
This game worth it does have a season pass
Only three more codes these are drug dealers not the codes I'm looking for I
Need eight more cues
And I cannot look right meow
Because there's a guy who's gonna uppercut me if I walk outside to fix my internet
Do you think do the doom for them for them for that you know the math timers taking down this entire time too. I'm sure like
He down. I almost died. I literally double-right clicked. I just didn't register by the way oh
If you try to stand up when she's there you die by the way, which is why double-right click
Is scary
Blast of anything for seven?
They're pretty far behind I think.
But anything can happen.
You never know.
I didn't hear nothing, but we're going to wait 10 seconds.
the
swag
Larian and Los Angeles, so
What's wrong with that?
It's D-Ball, that's great.
Why god?
Let's see, Sasan.
I think I did it and then I uh, I slid it out.
I also didn't earn my computer off, but I don't have any money.
So what's it gonna do?
Rob a rob a broke guy.
That
happened that early while I was still in there?
I got one Zanax.
Locked. Okay, I would very much like to do a hack, please.
I wonder if we still got the money input, even though we slid it out.
We did not. And my internet's out. That's why I'm lonely.
I didn't check for the kidnapper.
Hotel repairman run.
Well, can we... maybe we can force a hack.
It's been like 30 minutes
We're gonna get some X we got no money
Is this the same one?
Oh?
No.
Well, let's try and buy some drugs, man.
Yep.
I don't remember if I cleared these.
I
Obviously gotta keep gotta press on the bitch strikers got five keys
Dude who knows maybe we get maybe we get the legendary quadruple hack dude. We've been triple hacked before
You never know, dude.
It's probably a tanner in her up watch.
This and the Shift-Sack mini-game are the only ones that we can really get interrupted
on and still be able to finish.
Once we have a good setup on the typing one as well where we can quickly get some time
Everyone feels impossible and I have a pretty high HPP of them, I'm lead mode if you get
Two particular lines, one after the other, I have a very low clear rate on it.
I'll point it out if it happens.
What do we need to buy, probably more drugs, more meth.
Well, all right.
The nephers here, which means we have more time on the computer.
One.
Bear.
I'll take my head on them.
I don't think I can do this sometime.
I actually cannot do this sometime, I know I can't.
Oh, that's the hitman.
That was Tanner leaving.
No, we can't do that.
Nah, we can't do that.
If I had to trip myself out on the Tanner resound...
It might have been close to being able to do it, but I don't think so.
Honestly, I think I need like literally like three more seconds.
If the kidnappers here immediately after this guy leaves, dude, this run is actually so fucking cursed, man. It's actually so fucking cursed.
I had a very unfortunate amount of acts like fail or like interrupted this run as well
I think literally four of them I could be up 400 bucks when right now if we were
a bit luckier. What can you do? What can you do? What can you do? One of them I did
trip just failed that. I clicked a skull.
You're gonna achieve it for doing 100 of those.
One, three.
Okay.
What a guy.
Let's quickly check in this one because I wasn't sure if I...
I've done that.
Did I... just one mouth?
Here's the ramming.
of
a checker in a
7.
Okay.
I wonder if getting the internet thing would be good for just like the precious few seconds
We need to get to force the act, like get to the page to do it.
Like we might be wasting a lot of time waiting for this.
Hmm.
I would say this particular run is BS because of how often we've been unable to like actually
sit down and complete a fucking hack, but whatever.
This has happened almost every time.
Almost every fucking time, mate.
Now I gotta buy me sled.
Gotta buy me sled, mate.
There's a hitman! He's all like my boss! I'm coming!
Yeah, I wonder who's sending this guy against me so often.
Can I play the game, please?
I'd like to breathe.
Okay, we've done two of them somehow.
This shit's making me go cross-eyed, bros.
Good boy, Hitman.
Just time to cut out the power and then make me run to a door here.
time? Is it a charm?
Could kill guys with less hacks and hitmanes? Yeah. I think realistically you could probably
get enough money in this mode to kill one person and we'll see if you get really lucky.
To the monitor on your snoop in lead mode.
yeah gamer over
what's got to do in leave mode he's a great gamer alive what the hell what the
hell you on tape
As well seven or six keys this guy's got five omega low
A dapper? Is that why nothing's happening?
7-3.
6-7.
Six seven.
What?
Oh?
There to get this one?
Huh? You're no fun.
I'm all fucking stupid, mate.
What was Annie's?
of
the
Like that
That was awful six seven not today jack
Six seven
Dude, I gotta go to the fucking main page on this shit, I think, let's see.
Nice.
First page search boys, dub.
Enjoying the moving cursor?
You can't drop those, dude!
You can't drop those, man.
this might be this might be doomed this might be doomed I've actually lost so
many acts I think we restart let's restart
Helllllllll moment.
Thanks for wasting our time.
You're gonna fuck about your time, bitch.
Lil' B?
I think I know you can talk to Ronald to reset or whatever, but honestly, I think it takes
longer than going to main menu, maybe it's, I think it should be able to like say restart
Damn them. Boom. Insta. Insta lose.
Korean stock market has been frozen because it dropped too fast.
Oh, my Korean stocks. No.
No.
What am I going to do?
You ate seven tacos today. That's good, chatter.
You should always do what makes you happy.
Tap shift on the CRS chat to browse faster.
The fact that this is your autistic hyper fixation is so insane considering...
I feel like I can just like, by not doing that, I have, why not just ship spacing?
I've begun to recognize names right because the names are always the same.
Would I get that same experience?
Just clicking every name and doing that.
Did we check for Morbid?
Uh oh!
Yeah, we swag in this B.
Hurry, bitch!
Duh, dauh, dauh, dauh, dauh, dauh, maa maa mea mea mea mea.
What song is that?
Durgablezy.
By the way.
Uhhhhhh, where are we at?
Right here.
What are the other ones?
You just do a little bounce real quick.
Do the she got to say to me is actually so fucking insane.
If you said to anyone else,
that's like a protective order.
You hate cops, they wouldn't want to protect you.
I don't hate cops.
I think it's cool that there's like a
Program for like high school dropouts and stuff to fall back
That's fucked up. Hey, I'm sorry the one cop and try man. Sorry, dude
Fucking sorry, dude.
So they go when they fail the firefighter test for being too stupid.
How hard can it be, bro?
Grab a hose and then you spray water at the fire dog. Easy peasy
Easy peasy wicked gunshot. Yeah, I got stand up a piss dude. I just wanted to get established. I
Gotta look for items dude one wife who won't like me the extra seven. I'll be right back once I get
You
What up, Gemos?
It's freaking go time.
Thanks for subbing.
Wait, we gotta look for stuff.
This is not the very beginning.
Gamer.
Effects for Ratman?
We good.
We Gucci dude.
No Ratman, blessed run.
Ah, you're no fun.
Google Ratman, welcome to the game three.
At 3 AM.
The Ratman were good.
There's a start doing that.
I think next stream, I'm going to start by doing it and then just like not
comment on doing it and just do it.
On the off chance there's like a guy who like joins and he's like never played before he's kind of like learning how to play
He's like, I think I watch a twitcher play
I think I'll peep a twitch stream and see what's going on and he's like who the fuck's the rat man
Let's be looking at the bed and this guy's gonna like check the bed every time he goes
to a hotel room.
Holy fuck.
Rats man.
The muddle fucking rat man.
You heard you say that's not gonna work now?
You don't know?
There's an infinite number of people in the world, dude.
Xanax.
Gamer, 6 for 7, AO Potato, Astell, 16, makes for 7.
Myth.
Me when the meth's in the toilet, feels good, man.
Speed would beat this game in one stream?
Yeah.
And that's why it's W speed.
Hey, where'd he get the crank?
Is this scary like mortuary assistant?
Different kind of scares, I think.
Sometimes.
I thought Mortuary Assistant was probably one of the creepier games I've played.
I don't mind jump scares.
I know a lot of people are kind of like, um, yes.
I'm literally far too intelligent to enjoy a game in which the primary method of spooky
involves loud noise and sudden image on screen and far above that poisonally I
prefer a more cerebral experience it's like just say you're scared bitch it's
just saying it's too scary for you
Quip the nap VR by the way.
Yeah, it was too scary for me bro.
I'm not giving you any guff or bullshit about it being me being too good to enjoy what it
is.
I've never said anything other than it was too scary for me.
Which it was.
Fuck you.
I'm a pussy.
I'm a puss of this is one of the really long lines I think now I don't think so actually
But it's not one of the hard ones.
Yo, we typoing, dude.
I think I gotta clean my keyboard.
I need a fucking... fucking drug deal am I?
Xanthor, thanks for God subbing, mate.
W is in the chat, bruv.
Write proper W, mate.
Where's my drug data?
Oh, fuck.
my drone that same sequence but I'm Russian
Ah!
Classic.
Omega lol.
Oh my oh mega little dude, you know this big drone drone sound at least a little bit cooler. I think
Like you hear like a like a jet like that shit is intimidating with the drones just kind of like these piddly ass
Fucking
So so weak dude
No, like a mosquito.
10,000 drone operators can dismantle them, terror army?
Yeah, and that's why I told you guys when I get drafted, I'm putting together a team.
I'm gonna need some people that try out for face plan squad up
I'm gonna need to see some frag beds easy peasy dude
What are your credentials well on
One time I got a cool kill cam on Ascension you're in
Can you imagine how that fucking trailer would smell though, dude?
Stinky poopie, ha ha ha!
Worse the guys who sell me drugs.
They don't exist.
Let's order these things right here and then pray that we don't get something we
need to sled.
Dear God.
Would I prestige in World War 3? I'd probably get fucking merked dude.
Lassai.
Big noob moment.
Oh my god.
Fuckin' bitch.
How's it not up?
I see how that's not up.
Wait, what?
I was just trying to reset the timer.
You're killing it!
We play Metal Gear in August why why Augusto
All right, we have all of our software
Our last set of cameras is on the way, we've not failed a hack.
What could possibly go wrong?
Could shake yourself in real life?
wrong dude. Holy, I'm kind of poop stacking a little bit now that I think about it.
You reminded me of my own mortality, dude.
Nope.
No.
Oh
No, I dammit
Living between one shit in the next amen brother man amen
born to shit forced to wipe dude
type shit
ain't no one forcing you
society is forcing me bro
Get a bidet or you still got a wipe you got to dry dude you don't just blast your ass
with water and then walk away this guy said nope that's how you get a fungus dude you
want the you like you want the bum guess bro if Chinese ones they are drier
you tell me you wouldn't even feel compelled to like double check you would
just fully trust the bidet
You're a man of faith.
Word up.
I think we could all learn something from that chatter.
Born this shit.
Forced to wipe.
Metal gear is coming out on the 27th of August.
Which metal gear?
Oh, the Remake of 4?
Yeah, we'll peep that.
We'll peep that.
I played on the PS, the PS3 Pro, so wouldn't mind a proper go of it.
This is not it.
Hmm.
No.
Nope.
Or where is it?
I
Know
Such a loser dude we're gonna stand up and get our shit
Where's my shit
such a loser dude I'm gonna need this internet to go out stat I only got 40 dude
The chat is so pissed it takes 0.6 seconds to manually click ping by the way.
Fuck you.
I don't want to walk out.
Well, we can order some math, some Xanax at least.
MGS4 was only okay.
you know i'm kinda curious
that is it's not a complete game
kinda curious at the lad stuff they probably won't but
Peace Walker on PC is going to be incredible.
Is it bundled with that?
Yeah, we'll play both then.
I've never played Peace Walker.
I know that it ties into MGS5, right?
Or Metal Gear games in one bundle.
I mean, I can appreciate MGS5
or 4
being playable on modern hardware and peace walker to uh...
world the other games
as a one and two peace walker
and four
portable ops
the fuck
the plug is portable ops
The fact that nothing has happened by the way in game, for a little bit, means that the kidnapper is either outside or was outside, so we're waiting for something else to happen before we stand up.
Not lucky. Land.
planned well now to die was the furthest you've gotten to hmm I would say
It's kind of hard to quantify, basically winning, and this mode requires like a lot of setup.
If I had to like give a percentage, I did have a run where I was, I would say like 70%
setup to like start looking for keys.
I also randomly found two keys on that run.
When does Drebbing give the backstory of the ratman?
I fucking hate it, Drebbing, dude, holy fuck.
God, I've never been more tuned out of a dude talking in a video game than like one Metal Gear games in general, two Drebbin, dude.
Drebbin is cool. Drebbin is cool.
But he also talks a fuckload, dude.
Holy shit that motherfucker does not stop talking and he's not even talking about anything interesting
He's talking about like the shitty bosses that you have to fight and how like
How tragic their backstory is it's like this this girl's from a little village in a Siberian
hundred
One winter
uh the crops
the crops frosted over and then everyone had to eat each other
it was fucked up now she wants to kill you snake
she wants to fucking kill you bro
this lady's parents died in a freak accident
and then she became a foster kid and then her parents died in a freak accident
and then she became a foster kid again and it happened 18 times Snake 18 times
and now she works for this bad guy wants to fucking kill you bro I can write a
What a Metal Gear game, dude.
Easily.
Room 1.
Where's the dumb motherfucker, dude?
He's in the left?
Yup.
What would you name the villain?
Big huge guy.
Big huge man.
Hot cold man.
Can you close the back door?
Ah!
Oh, man.
They close the back door.
Ah.
Oh, no, we're good.
We're good.
Well, we actually have to check the cameras.
The door on my left right now.
I don't have to lock.
It's me, Billy Coldman.
It's me, Short Longman.
Elderly Abusement.
Holy fuck, that would be a cool character.
Snake, why don't you sit down and let me tell you about a guy called Elderly.
Elderly?
Isn't that an age?
Well, normally, Snake, it is a word used to describe a sort of people who are typically
60 years or above of age and may require assisted living arrangements or assistance from their own relatives
But yes, his name is elderly for a reason that you might be interested in learning. All right, let's hear it, Trebin
Well snake, I wasn't being totally honest, but
His full name is actually Gope.
Pause for dramatic effect.
Elderly Abuse Men.
I'm going to go ahead and say allspinning.
I
Shut up, I gotta work
This one might be a loss.
I'm dead. Also, it was a loss. Also, I actually don't have a fucking sled. That's so fucking
awesome dude.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Really abuse man.
like he beats up old people no snake he doesn't beat up old people snake uses
dummy phones acquired from Bangkok Thailand to call them and scam them out
of their retirement money.
retirement money.
snake.
elderly abuse has been using AI in order to impersonate the voices of their loved ones
to convince them to send them money.
like in king of the hill.
most recent season.
uh... snake king of the hill fan
i knew i liked you snake
what are we supposed to do
i can't i i i mean if i could sit down and write
I could easily write like a 15 minute long code I called, just like absolutely saying fucking nothing, dude. Literally nothing.
Snake.
We heard a butt fart.
You want a soda snake? No, thanks. These things will rot your teeth.
All right, well
Sit down and I'm gonna tell you about gun salesmen.
Un-salesmen
Dude, what are we doing?
Dick piss me off!
Please just play Death Stranding, dude.
Don't tell me what to do, bitch.
A real big boss would never use an e-sig.
That chatter is not incorrect.
So I think MGS5 predicted e-cigarettes, now that I think about it, MGS5 came out like 2014-2015
or some shit dude.
2015?
Yeah.
Dude, who was vaping in 2015?
Fucking no one dude.
Shaggy Boljik's Forgifted. Nice name.
Push out trying to stall and valor early era vaping right now.
Started in 2013.
Wait, this guy's got the word electric in his name.
I might have to believe him.
I smoke Marlboro's borrows you smoke pole.
What is the rap lyric? What is that?
Um, we don't have drugs, right?
We might have to get up and go get them.
Well, let's hope we don't walk into the yield of the sassen, man.
It felt like the last run we did was like non-stop back-to-back even at this point.
It felt non-stop.
Tell me I didn't already pick this up.
Nope.
What do you guys think of my snake impression?
Give me something cool to say.
Homer let the barts out?
Homer, let the barts out.
He opened up the door.
I can do it.
You're not listening to empty ultra you're living in denial I can't do I'm out of it
I gotta do a back and forth, I think. I can just do a raw.
I feel like I can do a good autocom.
Snake!
What do you mean?
Oh my god.
Leave.
We don't want you here, assassin man.
You're not wanted, but gone.
No one likes you.
What if I sit up right now?
before music.
Agent 47 versus Solid Snake, who you got.
Snake, unfortunately.
As much as I would like to say otherwise.
need fucking drugs, mate. Stat.
Yes, next couple of armor did 47.
47 loses.
Kind of.
But not really.
Who dat?
Well, butter my biscuit!
Motherfucker, dude!
so much money yeah we're kind of
tweaking rolling in there right now I
only have one map though that's kind of
a problem I was only have one Zanax also
get a problem
secure trying to pause you until you
reach nv I think I killed it when I
He played New Vegas most recently.
Saved your life?
Yeah, but probably for nefarious reason that I coincidentally won't ever learn because
as I killed him.
Absolute me of all responsibility.
I'm not a con going snake, they murder him, they murder Charlie.
Like they killed him!
That's actually my, uh...
Him from Cow and Chicken impression.
Fuck it. Oh my god, no way!
I want oh no these ones in next I left click the crank to select it but you don't do it
that way. Okay, now we don't have any X or math or crank, and we got we have our cameras.
So it's not the biggest deal that we don't have crank. What this means is we got to turn
turn off some lights, unfortunately.
But it's still doable.
Uh, excuse me.
Or as they say in France, duable.
Is your favorite old twitch meme tanner from high school or razor dongers
razor dongers is a league meme and league sucks uh you can have to go tanner from high school
Um, okay.
No drugmen.
I have no backdoors.
Oh my god.
That was a rat man getting comfy.
Please sell me drugs, please, please sell me drugs, please sell me drugs, please, please
sell me drugs.
I need drugs, but randomly generate a guy who's got drugs and then let me buy them
from him but it's not happening give me drugs please who tier 5 drug guy yeah I
can use him Gabba who how did you know dude
Why is your content always has walls that you get stuck on, not complaining by the way?
Um, it's because I'm stupid in real life, and really bad at video games, pretty much.
Like we're talking IQ 60 at most.
I don't make content chatter, by the way.
Please don't use the C-slur in my chat.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm,
Please be alive, dude. Please be up, dude.
Oh, no. That's a tier 3 guy. So is this. Two tier 3s. No problemo.
the Prey Order of Nine, Black Hat Post, all sites I can force a hack on.
And right now, Twitch Chat, all three of them are inaccessible.
Meaning that this very precious time that I had right now to earn money,
no longer amounts to anything.
Because I cannot force a hack.
please jesus
nope
capa I did it
That's the hip man.
This is not it.
Get us.
Nope.
I'm dead to the head man by the way.
Watch how fucked up this is.
The only hope we have of doing this is if we gracefully enter the alert phase.
Like so.
Sometimes you just gotta clutch up boys.
Sometimes you just gotta clutch up.
Sometimes to get a finish to hack and Nozay enacts the fuckin' hitman dude.
You know what I mean?
We got a lot of money.
I have to buy drugs.
Oh yeah, yeah, I think we're dead to yield metham in
Like
Hello am I just blind
Tier four tier four guy nice cool
maybe we can hide in the locker didn't you leave
but where's my shit
where did he go
and not this website this website this website all down
all down
here five drug guy
Oh shit.
That is funny dude.
Gamble? For what? What are you?
Why?
Dude, is Gamble gonna get me meth? No.
I'm about to get fucking grabbed right now dude. This guy's gonna kill my ass.
Okay, we need one meth dude. That's a fucking dub.
in 6 to 12 minutes. I'm sure we'll live until then.
I guess what we should do
is probably buy the second wiki.
But I don't know if there's anyone
selling it.
I guess there's no technique technically hold on
Right here now tier four, okay
Tier 4, okay.
We've actually seen every drug dealer, but the one we need.
Tier 3.
For the next wiki, by the way.
Swag.
actually so swag badnet
comment and chat from the darkness who says why whom
or who whom or six whom
four six six whom this guy's got
pocket phone going on right now dude
I'm gonna keep you on your toes.
Oh, am I on a draggy feeling for another head?
I'll ping you.
Level four.
Oh, man.
City and trade late with it.
All right, we have to win this.
Where's my seat?
There's truly nothing I could have done.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. See you Thursday. Yeah.
Plug, dude.
Well, when in doubt.
Scan man out, baby.
Thank you for watching.