you
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
My computer restarted.
So naturally that means my microphone should stop working properly in OBS.
Epic!
Anyway, I thank literally everybody for something.
Nethegoat, Hobbit, God, Colossal Rec, and Stan Marsh, and Nezari, and Spankology.
The Rogue's solely a daydreamer, thanks for subbing. Everyone below them, thank you again.
Thank you again very much.
You didn't thank me for subbing? It's because you're a dirty non-sub.
Monotone Robot, thanks for subbing. Spankology, thanks for God subbing.
I
Boy tracks my face in a land you already for some
Believe it's for seven for a hundred twenty one months sorry. I'm late. It's
What song is this I got you bro
Not late, it's normal.
Kinda, yeah.
I'm having a thanks for sale it.
Please stop playing this game, man.
Are you watching distortion runs yesterday no cuz I don't I don't want to
Influence my own gameplay if I'm watching someone who is much better than me play, you know what I mean
You don't want to use a better strat
I I I derive a lot of satisfaction from like figuring stuff out myself when it comes to like challenge runs and shit
That's kind of how it kind of how it's always been
Means more to me
Except figuring out the picture puzzle which one
Is my Michael outer?
No.
I did see that distortion did it though.
Good shit.
not of respect. I'm kind of I'm kind of glad he did do it because it that means it's possible.
I
Six of championship links or something
Did you see did you see your latest YouTube? Oh, it's like
For those of you who don't know we tricked Google AI into thinking that the ratman is real
So whenever, when anyone would Google Ratman and welcome to the game, the Google AI synopsis
would pop up with a...
The guards have it, the, uh, it changed, because I was doing it periodically yesterday as well.
And welcome to the M3, the term Ratman or...
We basically, we tricked the ALGO.
Okay.
We mind-controlled the algorithm.
The term Ratman or...
Uh, reference to the...
A rat-like entity related to a specific hidden atmosphere element.
Every audio cues are commuter with meth on thing growing in the third corner of the event, right?
Dude!
I saw in the ice houses that it was like straight-up giving incorrect information about how to
prevent the ratman from killing you.
Like, it was even more in depth than this.
It was like, check the motel room.
It still does.
My AI says the Ratman is a hidden threat and welcome to the game 3 described as a naked
human painted to look like a rat who drags players into a game of Russian roulette.
YUP!
So, we figured out we have the algorithm, okay.
My YouTube channel is not big.
That video has like thousands of views.
That's not much.
All you need to trick the AI on Google into spitting out incorrect information is to literally
just have a couple hundred have it googled like a hundred times the thing that you're
trying to trick it into believing maybe an accompanying YouTube video and that's literally
it that's literally it you can make up whatever the fuck you want.
Isn't that insane?
That's insane.
That's insane. We weren't even TRYING to do this!
And it happened.
Can you imagine?
Dude.
Every...
...normie is using AIR for EVERYTHING.
I'm sure you guys know somebody.
I work a big Corpo job and 90% of my work is AI nothing is real anymore hmm big Corpo
job but no subscription huh I got it this one's fucking this will just eat the cyanide
Hell bro, I'm scared. I'm scared
It's got the fucking CFO
You get the homeless guy five bucks dude
This is what my Google AI says
Behavior and threat
Appearance he crawls around the environment and appears if you stay in a dark hotel room for too long got that right
arm. He carries a gun and poses a direct danger to the player. True. Audio cues,
ambient noises, and the sound of flies in motel rooms often signal his presence, dude.
How to survive. Listen, pay close attention to the sound of flies. Flashlight,
shinier light directly on him to make him scurry away. Tails, check for his tail to
spot him in the bathroom. That's like literally what I was saying on street.
Dude, in the description at the top, a hostile creepy human character living in the Attica
of a motel. I said walls. I mean, that could include the walls. He's completely naked.
I said that. Where's fake whiskers? I said that. He's poorly applied to rap like face
paint. I said that. What they forgot is that he's a 67 year old junior congressman from
Nintendo save you, you disgrace.
But alas.
Mine says you have to play a game of Russian rule if he catches you.
That's the idea and that isn't like made up. That's what I want to happen right now.
That's what I said on stream. If he catches you, he pulls you to the table, you gotta play Russian rule.
Anyway, I told you guys for the end of last stream, but this stream, I'm going to pretend
that the ratman is real and I will be checking for him constantly and I'm not going to stop.
I'm not going to stop.
I'm not going to, I'm not going to indicate that it's a joke.
I'm going to walk into a dark motel room.
I'm going to look at the bed.
I'm going to check both sides and I'm going to say, oh, good. No, right, man.
And it's going to keep like that for like seven hours today.
So I'll give them a show, dude.
You're actually schizo larping.
No, we're influencing search engine results, it's different.
Okay, Pusco and Borlac, they first-
Me when I work at the motel where the Ramman lives, oh no!
but also kind of feels good man
me when it feels good man feels good man
Wait who we got.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Sure.
I think no morbid messes my barometer, for staying in this particular run.
OH OHH
UAAAGH
You guys have to pretend that the ramio is real too... Also, that's important.
Okay.
All of your Twitch chat messages are being scraped right now by dozens of companies, dude.
And they're being fed into a fucking algorithm to figure out what you want to buy most and
how much money you're willing to spend.
What's the harm if they pick up a bit of Ratman slander, you know what I mean?
kind of wasting a lot of time on this fellas but that's okay
Yeah
with the ramen is the CEO of algorithm companies and that's how you know so much well one of
the reasons he was asked it from Congress is because he did a bunch of under the table
deals to approve data centers and like is like a bunch of tiny little villages in Tennessee.
So they kind of took his ass out.
Yeah, and then he sold missiles to Alkai.
I don't know why I'm laughing, it's not funny.
It's not funny.
who is the right man this race for more congressman
It's like an old tiny southern white guy named Atticus, Jim Beaumont Terence, the
The Ratman.
Mitch McConnell. The Ratman.
I feel like this one's taking a little bit.
We're still getting warmed up dude.
If I had a criticism of the hacks on lead mode, like this could be harder, but also shorter,
you know what I mean?
Same for the typing one.
God, those takes so long to fucking complete.
and I consider myself a pretty skilled
tippist
another slide and test shots
we got anyone on
we got the drug lady, very important, we gonna be buying
Lots of drugs, dude.
I don't see anyone else.
Bondar, I think for ship.
What hours the ratman spawned the ratman does not spawn immediately.
Usually 30 minutes into the door run is when he'll start showing up.
It's especially dangerous when the music box event is happening and then you have to go
into a dark motel room because the power's out.
Because he'll get ya.
He'll get ya, dude.
You gotta check the bed for the Ratman.
I'd already be dead!
Maybe instead of flies, it's like, chattering.
The chattering of teeth.
Aww.
You're no fun.
Like the Joker?
What?
Ben? Thanks for 7.
Ben?
Ben? Yes.
Ho ho ho.
Yes?
Yeeees. Ho ho ho.
Frank.
Frank?
I need my Xanies.
Stay at it.
We didn't order a fucking camera before we stood up, dude.
What a fucking dumb piece of shit I am. Holy fuck.
I got everything that I need. I don't think there's anything else.
What's from the slide on?
What's the rat man death scene like? Hopefully we don't have to find out, dude.
Mama Mia!
And the magnum is up.
And the zealoth is up.
Now we got a Forza hack.
We got a Forza hack on the computer.
XX hit the bong for 20.
xx thanks for subbing go to tango down right now then you got to order drugs just kidding
shut up
Okay, smile.
Oh, really forgot something.
Yeah!
Ha ha! That's a very unfortunate.
We still did it though.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, let's order some drugs right now since we fucked up our camera order xd
Do that do that do that
Sweet and the ramen also spawn when getting drone orders
Sponsor in the motel rooms and he spawns
uh in the main hotel where i'm at right now
you'll hear him chatter in his teeth you gotta go to the bathroom he shits on the floor you
gotta pick it up throw it away otherwise he'll uh make you play russian roulette with his gun
What's wrong with that?
We didn't start to fire.
Some boomer shit, dude.
Holy fuck.
That's some unks stuff.
I went the wrong fucking way.
Well, I think I'm supposed to go this way, but...
That's okay. We got other computers, dude.
That's okay.
The music man comes.
Oh, no, we're good.
Checks.
Right, man!
Where the hell are you going?
You really like the minigame and the welcoming at two where you had to hide in the room when
picking up packages and all the doors shut against the asthmatic guy?
Yeah, that guy was scary.
That guy was scary.
And me personally, my eyes aren't the best.
So like the color of the door kind of blended in with the background so it was hard to tell
when he immediately began to move.
It was spooky.
Stash cornix for seven.
That's Tanner, by the way.
He's coming.
That's about laser eye surgery.
No, no.
I'm like.
Certain shades of blue and red.
I have a hard time.
Focusing on.
I don't know how else to describe it, which I realized that's that's two thirds
of RGB, which is not good.
But what can you do?
All right, we got method room one that to do.
but
Fuck off
How bad is your site it's not as bad as a lot of people I forget the prescription I have
Bring pretty your retinas detaching Jesus Christ
Now I have the same issue. There's a deep blue. It's hard to see. Yeah, I said
Well, you better not catch him!
Nice.
That was good.
That one was a good one.
That was a good one.
Oh
The fucked up one
My keyboard is not positioned properly, I can pre-live, I don't know what's different.
I've never seen this line, I think.
Maybe.
Jesus!
Okay.
Okay, really wanted to order my shit just now, but I guess I'll just stand up and be
a kick-it-napped.
Go on bomb maker site
Don't forget to check the rabents. I can't be out here dude
Shoot thanks for seven
Who I'm blind would you want would you want to keep living?
Why not?
Where's my Miss Fall Hunter sponsor?
I don't know.
I probably wanted some like cringe shit on the screen and that it just wasn't offered
to me because I have a hard no on a lot of stuff.
Hmm. Order.
If I go blind and I have to be off the plank.
No.
You sure what happens if the rat man catches you?
No.
Then I'd lose my run.
You don't want that.
My total lead.
Totally we're doing it run where it's gonna happen from this one
We're gonna go get those meth
Noooooooooooooooo!
Ask my question for a third time.
Uh, probably not.
Probably not.
I wouldn't.
I didn't even see it, so.
It can't be good though, right?
Oops. No.
That's not it.
This is it.
And then we need that.
What are we missing?
Metal shit.
Mere, mere, mere.
T-top lamps.
Where the fuck is it?
Oh
What
Was he asking if I was gonna play league classic is that it
Didn't actually get to read it
Yeah? No I'm not.
Oh, I ain't got no nostalgia for League.
Got none.
Thanks for visiting.
Everyone I'm tapping limo makes me want to tap to limo, but I've only just beaten normal
plus.
I think I like the pacing a lot more of this mode even if it is kind of like really fucking
unforgiving or need drugs might need more drugs I gotta go pick up the drugs
Well, probably gonna have to sled this guys, since it's been so long since we've been
So I mean, though, but it being too long...
Freshman!
Should've went for it at that point.
No...
It's pretty unforgiving to do the music event while the power's back on.
Well, the power's still on, I mean.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Alright, here's where we're going. Here's where we're going. Here's where we're going.
I'm going to sit down.
I'm going to stand up, and we're going to walk outside. We're going to get kidnapped.
Which we're probably are, by the way, so good luck.
Sweet.
On the roof the right man from the attic
Forget a bitch
Do-do-beddy-do-boo-buddy-do-do-boo-buddy-do-do-do-do-boo-buddy-do-do-do-do-do!
Come on, to pour it in!
Come on, to pour!
of
the
Let's just go outside.
Doctor, send me a chair, please.
Hmm...
We didn't get our drugs. We're dead.
Not dead.
Maybe dead. Hold up.
Good boy.
Every time, fellas, every time.
I didn't even check this parking lot for something.
Yippee!
Oh, you're not fine.
Just buy a gun.
We defeat the Ravnian five times you actually get his snub-nosed revolver.
you can then use to kill one of the killers in the game. Where am I? I got to order more
drugs. Give me more drugs. I ain't seen anyone that's selling the drugs though mate. We got
this guy tier three fucking hell
mmm try the hack I want to wait for the next threat though
If it's the kidnapper, we'll do it.
Oh, no, Mike.
We're going to wait, we're going to wait.
the plug is this guy you played the original gothic one hmm that's a good
question clicks your name unselected high highlight ignore highlights fucking
Whatever it's called
Well, we're just gonna sit in here
Kind of hoping for yield
Bad guy
Maybe I should have done it it's too late now
Hmm.
Order more drugs.
We'd be searching for keys.
Time for some Battlefield 6 matches tonight.
Or no one plays that you know that right? It's just you and bots.
The hood's on Fortnare right now.
Doo doo, boop doo doo doo doo boop.
I'm guessing right this time, boys.
Now we're freaking talking, dude.
By the way, League of Legends is actually a good game with a cool community in case you were wondering.
League of Legends, another game that the world has been convinced that people actually play in such as robots.
dude but liga legends is the most popular game in china there's billions of people
that play it sure buddy keep coping in plot dude keep coping in plot you'll be at worlds
One day bro.
Cartomactics is up.
Coping in flat.
Is he always a dick?
Dude shut up man, you're always here.
You know I'm always a dick.
I don't think I should do the hack. I should do the hack.
That's Tannarino by the way.
Oh boy, he coming.
Running around at the speed of sound.
What was through the hack I guess a rank for you in League of Legends Mr. Smarty pants
I peaked a gold.
We quickly regulated the silver though.
Why would anyone want to play a game with a matchmaking system that is trying to get
you to 50% when raised as as good as well as it can like a game like you could be genuinely
good but see I don't know it's like it's it's it's its own skill being really good at real
which I admire actually you're not the funniest people you're playing against the fucking system
designed to crush you, which is that that is insane.
They could think about that.
Literally designed to like regulate you into like normality,
but you dare to be
Unnormal.
No.
And then one goes like this.
But that's not it.
And then one goes like this.
And then one goes like this, but that's not it.
It's these two.
Whoops.
Where is it?
I already clicked that one.
Trader.
Hmm.
Wow.
We need to type bottom right.
God!
Kidnapper?
Kidnapple.
Underground Rapple.
Wrapping fast like M&M'all.
me when the rapper be rapping really fast whoa dude that's crazy whoa
you
Talk shit about easy so I'm trying to get me to beef with easy guy
You know, you could just decide not to play this, right?
Yeah.
I don't know why you said that, but you're not wrong.
I could do that.
Let me quickly go through the notepad here.
Hold on.
Not getting any other drug dealers, which is kind of cringe, this guy's still camping
me well that's okay how long have we been on this oh we just turned this on
closed on a house today big M you're moving up in the world dear GZ man actual
reminder that when you were a teenager Coca-Cola only cost a dollar from the
machine and gasoline was in six dollars a gallon.
Doo doo, ba doo doo doo, boo, shooby dooby dooby, boo, ba doo dooby dooby dooby dooby.
Barely for show.
I'll talk about bottles, not cans.
I think I can use for 50 cents, some machines actually.
oof
well?
mommy
mama mama mama mandadadadada
what do you do in that hack?
green number on right?
it's right, green numbers on left.
It's left. Green numbers on every side.
Space buff.
Right man?
Good. Been pretty lucky on the right man.
and you wrap man in title
yeah I uh I was gonna do it
and then I forgot
I got you man well I the way that the search engine shit works
is if I change my title midstream, that's not what's going to be what shows up when you, like,
get there from a search engine, you know what I mean?
So changing it would effectively have no purpose.
do that make sense? Yeah, I have to restart the stream. Yeah, I'm not doing that. So
go for part two or part three. Okay, well, then make the title something like killing
the rat man finally in leap mode, leap mode, leap mode bar, leap mode dash killing the
The Rattman in parenthesis, finally, like this.
Leaf mode, killing the Rattman, finally.
We just think, is that good?
Rattman.
Hmm, let's get the grid, I guess we kind of have a lot of money need to buy drugs
Wait, do I have meth on me?
All right
Minor I
The mu-
Doing that now would be good. I agree.
But there's one note in particular that I'm looking for
That I know would be fucking crazy
But I don't know if I have a sub
May I got some may
Oh, you're no fun.
Didn't check for a man, lights are on, dude.
Get with it.
I still only have one drug dealer, which is, uh, not ideal.
Where'd I buy?
Wait, what the fuck did I buy?
You got my ass.
I wonder... I wonder when the sound happened.
Wait.
I mean, he could have come from that side, actually.
Unlocked door.
I don't think...
I don't think he'd do that when the door unlocked.
I think he literally ran into the front door and just didn't hear it.
I don't think he'd be doing that. Wait, who we got?
Yeah, I keep that.
We get to the front of each other counter.
What could the door have been unlocked? I don't think it was.
He opened up the door.
He opened up the door door.
Already high copied.
Noob.
Let's see if we can get more than one regular ASAP Ain't no one here that I need to talk
to, dude.
Dowie.
Doe.
Hmmmmmmm?
What?
Hold on.
Are you gonna be there treating five subs?
Don't miss it
Order of nine tango down you there. No
Dr. Murder don't waste it. No lost tapes. No
So go the prey.
Okay, so according to my list, none of these can force a hack.
That can't be possible, though.
Which means one of these probably does it, and I'm just not aware of which one.
He opened up the door door.
i think we just restart
spend the slots please i'm begging
i got no money
i got you bro
bomb maker triggers hack
Let's just click the bomb maker.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hmm...
Which one could it be?
Red skull takes away all of your YOLO YEN.
Oh no.
Well, so is the losing.
Which is what we did.
He looks so cool. He looks like he smells like Almanour.
You know what I mean? Says you? What do I look like I smell like?
say body of beef tonight smell like cheese old people's house was that smell
like.
Wow, wow, wow.
Hmm.
Mothballs.
Well, that's a morbid mission.
That's a restart.
What's up?
What is a mothball?
I just would prefer not to deal with it so frequently.
That's literally the only reason we're starting.
What does moth eat instead of... oh.
Keeps the moth from eating cotton clothes.
Okay, but what do they smell like?
Describe, please.
Gets lotion out.
Continue.
Okay
It's tragic how this would be a perfect aim to vibe to music with but having listened to quite audio is required
I mean, yeah, but that's just how the game...
That's how it is, though, you know what I mean?
Like, how would you react to being almost killed, otherwise?
In this...
In this game.
Like, how do you know it's about to happen?
I don't know, my. It would just be a drastically different fucking game, my.
You would simply not die.
Oh.
All right, we can begin Martin Luther King
FURTUNES!
Tabascus.
Holy fuck dude.
Yup.
Yeah. 2011 humor. I don't know. I think I think that guy might be too stupid to see what's
going on here. It's whatever. It's whatever. Sometimes one genius is not recognized in their
your own lifetime you know what I mean?
I clicked too fast.
hmmm, we can't get back down
so we got to go
oh megaloally
look at this stupid ass fucking path
fill the whole screen with arrows and then hope for the best
yeah but that would take so long
I have no joke can I go back to making fun of your fucked up looking air cut.
Yeah dude.
I'll go back to not reading your chats.
Easy peasy.
It's a symbiotic relationship.
Where are the- oh we're here.
Okay we got one.
Dr. Murr.
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
So, yeah, yeah, yeah, so funny dude.
So fucking funny dude.
I think so.
And then that.
and then we need something in the middle.
Uh, we're here.
Eeee.
And then we need the little pussy-ass check mark.
And then we need something gray.
Top left.
Hmm, I don't think that's it.
No.
What is happening? Hold on.
Um, guys?
Fuck it! Fuck it, dude!
I can do that one!
Let it run! Let it run!
You can't do most of them
Actually more into your Ching dynasty look I
Am
You don't have to tell me that I have been doing that.
Pay your check.
We good.
We gooch.
I just opened up the stream and I can already tell this is a hostile vibe.
You TS hostile vibe...
...unk...
...crushes your throat, rips your head off...
...your spine dangles like in Mortal Kombat 1.
Yeah.
Anything else you want to say?
Oh wait, I can't say shit.
You're dead.
be tallied
we got the reuse car batteries off the skyway and smoke jank them you win
I always wanted to smoke jank them
once. How come you can't get jank them in this game, you can get math?
Dude, how do people hit Jenkins without, like, instantly vomiting?
That's why I think Jenkins is a Psyop, actually.
Meow, meow, meow.
We might have to spend our money on the next Wiki.
But there's one type of that.
You know what, chug janko?
You smoke it.
Dude, how popular do you think the guy who invented Jenkins was like in this community?
Everyone hang out.
Oh man, I'm so bored.
I'm so fucking bored, dude.
What about y'all?
You want to make fun of Timmy the guy who poops in his own bottles and then seals it and
ferments it in the sun.
That kid's so fucking weird dude.
Yeah, let's go fucking make fun of that guy.
They turn the corner.
Timmy is ripping some jankum.
Ew dude, what are you doing?
He finishes ripping it.
He looks so fucked up.
up there like hold on hold there might be something to this
I'm pretty sure that's how it went so I saw a lot of question marks in chat when
I was describing the process of making jank them and that's okay you guys are
just a gram.
Bum, bum, bum, where was that rare?
Me when I'm a dumb as fuck, bitch, chatter, question mark.
This is where the ratman poops by the way, right there on the floor, gotta clean it up.
Otherwise he'll kill you.
Oh, he's gonna kill you, he makes you play rushard real hard.
Excuse me.
I deepened the south view from to know Jankam.
Uhhh...
I don't know. I feel like Jankam might not be regional.
Maybe though.
You thought I was Russian?
How could it be Russian dude the poop would freeze? I guess they could like keep it in their house though
Who she kind of reaches out?
Jankham is part of Australian culture. That's why it seems fake
I've never associated Jenkins with Australia.
We're trying to stolen Valor, dude.
I already think you're cool.
You guys do mullets still.
No one does that shit.
And that's awesome.
You don't have to fleeking pretend anymore.
Fire meth.
me me me me me me me me we don't claim that guy you should though he does
jank him and that's kind of cool if you think about it how many Australians do
you know who do jank him what's the worst smell in the world I go first
elderly people. The mofuckas be stankin dude. Holy shit. Dead body. You've never
smelled one of those. Let's keep it to stuff we've smelled okay? Put pyrogamy.
Dude, what is this route?
Anime convention.
Yep.
You know how they start hanging out like the other one, like smashhermets and stuff?
I wish they were like meaner about doing it.
Cause they'll be like, they'll hand it out and be like, yeah you guys make sure you have a good event, have a good time.
How do I only have one mouth dude?
And so they should be like, let me smell them pits and then they smell you and they're like, eww, are you stinky motherfucker dude?
I want to watch you put this on.
Where's the other man?
They should have publicly shamed them, dude.
Our traps have been kicking out MTG and Yu-Gi-Oh players, because they purposely don't try
to have a game-field advantage.
That's so fucking funny, holy shit.
I think if I was like super into Yu-Gi-Oh and someone did that to me that actually pissed
me off.
I think I'm trying to like throw hands right?
I think like with that guy because like after the match or like dude when's the last time
me shower he's like I deliberately have not showered for two weeks in order to
defeat you in combat like as soon as like that knowledge is in your head like
it was intentional to fuck that game surely you punch that guy right he's
Surely you're trying to punch that guy, right?
I dunno.
What else could you do?
leukemia treatment piss smells pretty fucking foul.
Alright, let's keep it to the real stuff, please.
Yep, welcome to the Moon Moon Shreem.
I'm a leukemia truther.
Did I order a camera?
Yes.
I was going to buy something.
Oh, drugs.
Yippee!
I gotta buy the fucking app, dude. Not yippie.
The dude played a deck where you have to exchange cards with your opponent and he rubbed his
hands all over his sweaty nuts beforehand, got dick cheese and dead nuts getting all over the
cards to forces obstacles for that bro. You're just making this shit up.
Dude, no one does that. That's not real.
Wrong one.
Is it this one?
First I can get ss.
Yes.
Okay, we're kind of in the shmoney right now.
We're in the money.
Ooh, one meth.
Generous today, huh?
Hmm.
Wow.
No, maybe I should order another camera.
There's a card in which you force your opponent to give you a handshake.
You think they knew what they were doing when they did that?
Who gets to decide whether or not Yu-Gi-Oh! cards are banned at like tournaments?
I know one of you sweaty ass nerds knows they answer that question.
Konami.
I
People still go to official Konami run tournaments. That's actually crazy. I read the
For like the first like god knows how many years they didn't give a prize money, which is fine
They instead they gave cards
special cards
but see here's the thing you're out here like oh yeah all the rare cards
obviously I could sell them they told you that it's it's you could you are not
allowed to sell those cards
so for like the the the long the longest time you were you were going to a turn
of it
competing you were traveling you were staying in a hotel room doing all like
buying food to participate in the tournament with like no hopes of like recouping that
cost. You know what I mean? If you were following the rules, isn't that insane? Only a Japanese
company could possibly ever conceive of that being like something that people will be like,
yeah, all right, I'll fucking do that. I'm stupid as shit, dude. I would love to do that.
I would love to do that, dude.
Weeeeeere.
People do stuff for fun sometimes.
Yeah.
This just in John Smith of the Fun League.
Wins his first regional Yu-Gi-Oh tournament.
Don, do you have anything you want to say?
Well, I spent $2,500 to be here, Jim.
And I just want to say every moment of it was a pleasure.
I do not regret this at all.
I'm just doing it for the fun of the game.
is that the reality we live in John Smith of the fund corporation
could literally be their hobby or no one whose job no one
No one who wins those tournaments, it's not their hobby, dude.
It's not their hobby.
It's not...
What the fuck?
That's a red man knocking on the wall, here's your lift.
Was there two red lights? I'm dumb.
I'm an regional Yu-Gi-Oh tournament winner. Nine-year-old who does it per fuck.
Yeah.
Help! I can't see!
Is this guy like, the...
I can't hear you.
Mind the pallet?
Help me.
I was on the pallet.
What are you supposed to do when the ratman's under the desk during an act?
Well, if he chatters for at least 10 seconds, he bites your dick off, so you gotta look
down away from the hack for like a couple seconds so he retreats back under the desk.
Reno
Room 11
God man
Usually start working this office, and I was hearing some noise coming from inside the walls where I man real now
He lives here in this motel in the middle of nowhere
Also, it's in a video game, so it's not real.
How many cameras did we get?
Mike, we only got one.
What the hell?
Yup, another puzzle effortlessly solved by the Mooninator, dude.
Whoa!
I did not mean to right-click.
I'll umgee my balls here's all it.
So we got a problem and that's the website I was going to use to force back is probably
not up anymore which is fucking cringe as fuck that's it right there by the way
the way. What the fuck do I do? Let's try this one. Help. It's probably also down like
in this situation, okay, all right, in this situation, realistically, what do we do?
you. Look for keys. See, but this has this has an unintended side effect. Okay. The longer
we sit here looking for keys, the kidnapper begins to show up, which means it becomes
even more difficult to get up and check to go get your shit, you know what I mean?
Like the amount of time wasted is actually, like...
Did I get braces or something?
Huh?
Hi.
I remember.
It's my current TISM hyper fixation.
Mm-hmm.
Don't think I have one.
I don't know what to do, when are these websites up?
11
Bring your way game I suppose bring yo a game
Who let the bar child dude so fucking funny
Holy shit, so funny
There's gotta be a website that I'm missing here, I think maybe I'm just like extraordinarily unlucky here
Oh no
Like it's the question I'm trying to ask myself here. Is it worth playing this playing this one out?
Is this is this going to put me so far behind that it is unrecoverable
We're gonna visually look here
No
We cannot force a hack right now, which means we can't get our economy online.
The only other thing we could be spending our time doing is looking for keys.
How do those keys?
Wait, this is fine.
I do have to go get my drugs though.
that was a rat man holy fuck dude
who gets your drugs no... we're gonna wait
0-1 1 1 1 1 0 1 1 1 111
101 101 0 1 fucking bitch
All right, so I have a confession to make, obviously, I know what binary is.
What I did not realize is that the zeros and the ones are essentially, it's like voltage.
They're like voltage, yes, voltage, no, and then obviously there's like different like
amounts as defined in the, uh,
the computer. So it's not just like a, anyway,
I realized that this was like,
this stuff was symbolizing electrical currents, I guess.
Never bothered to care.
That makes sense. Honor off. Yeah.
Three in the way.
Hold on.
Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Yes, No.
What's this R here for?
Yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes
Um
Yeah
Yep, that's computer we just think about that
See binary written out in groups of 8, starting with 011 and 001, it's almost always encoded
letters.
What are they hiding?
I'm fucking dead dude, it's kind of cool to be able to search these websites right now.
When does the Black Hat website come back on?
Any knowers in the chat?
I think it's the first 30 minutes of each hour, right?
43 seconds.
Very funny, dude.
Zero to 30?
No, okay.
That's what I thought.
It's back now.
What the fuck up?
I don't know which side is Forza hack, it's Static.
Cool, I love image.
Um, and then we need like a piddly little middle one.
What?
This is wrong.
Hold.
hold top right yeah and then something that goes into the middle where
Hmm?
Am I blind?
Is this wrong?
No.
Right here.
Where is it?
Where's it?
How many things to lose?
Wait, that's the kidnapper van.
He dead.
Can you leave please?
How long you been there bud?
Hey kids, I'm a computer.
I gotta go get my drugs.
all the downloading. Guys I gotta drink less coffee.
Let's try this one. I don't know when this one comes up.
by the first 30 minutes as well. So cringe man. So cringe. So fucking cringe man. You
were coffee? No less coffee. Less coffee. There ain't nothing wrong with that. Grammar
wise bitch don't correct me don't you correct my grandma wait guess you're
that we got to go to the bathroom pick up the we got pick up the rat man shed
before he kills us oh the man's still out there our guards put the show on
the floor
Yeah, yeah, yeah, please leave, he's still there, guys.
I'm done.
Honoring movies that will be on theaters March 3rd.
Yep.
Did he already leave?
Hold on a sec.
Wow.
Uh, Room 11.
Where's my computer on, I'll say.
Rival? Thanks for showing up.
I got my myth.
How do you make an Elm Ring movie?
They're probably gonna like choose to focus on like a character that is like lame.
Jack Black has Zanzibar.
First we oven, then we ring.
Oven ring, blikadoo!
Dung Eater prequel, that would be cool as fuck actually.
I loathe some Dung Eater.
They won't do that though, so.
They'll probably just suck cock.
Rat man check, RAM in, check. Good.
Moon
would anything exists, dude?
I want you to think
really carefully, OK.
So some of you guys are gig honored.
How do you read George R.
Martin books, OK, and you like them clear?
Those same people, I'm sure you've watched the television shows that are based on George
Orramon's work, right?
Historically at some point, during that show being run, you know what I mean, it kind of
fails to tell the same story, right?
I'm sure Elinor will be different.
I mean, he did only name the characters.
If you think about it, Elinor is more like an anime movie than anything.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Are you comparing a book to a video?
I forgot.
Wait.
No.
I
Comparing a book to a video. I forgot it. Wait. No, we got our show. We're good
Like we're a book to a video game
Yeah mad. Yeah, you're mad
Clearly you've never played dongan rope Ronpa the the greatest book game
mystery
Riller
Part of all time.
Bitch.
Actually, Duncan Rupp is good, so stop hating.
I'm not hating.
Biner looks for 9997.
Well, well, well.
Time to become a tippist.
I just cut a whip of my own feet.
It's not good. It's not good.
Where's my shit?
Okay.
Lucky day for you, boy.
Okay. When I get put back into the computer and the bottom line is blinking, like my cursor
is there. It's not, because I hit enter. Oh, no input from the fucking minigame. So I take
my hands off of the typing game that requires both hands to grab my mask again to re-click
the thing yeah yeah yeah this one's dead boys okay so
less okay it's happened a couple of times to me but you you can get put into
the obviously there's probably multiple ways to be this game that that's my true
in honest opinion there's probably multiple ways to beat this game um the way that i'm comfortable
doing it requires that i am generating money from forcing a hack on myself that's pretty much it
which comes with its own risks like getting interrupted or dying you know i mean um
it seems like there are rare situations in which we get fucked with our selection of wiki1 websites
that makes it so that we are unable to do that for half of an hour or sometimes we
can only do it for 15 minutes out of an hour as opposed to getting lucky and
having one website that's open for the first half of them would be another one
that's open for the second half so you always have the option to force the
to make the money, right?
You know what I mean, brother?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, I got a pee though.
I got a pee.
Is there a guard here?
What's today?
Thursday
There are more websites that are open 100% of the time doctor murder don't waste it lawsuit. Okay, and that's that's the thing
We can get lucky get one of those websites on wiki one. Okay, but realistically you're like, oh
Let's run through this
You get verb mesh?
Okay, this is the process that I'm going through, okay?
I check the players, Morbid misses the game restart, okay?
Get verb mesh, unlock a computer, put in the first wiki website, okay?
Find a website that you can force a hack on to generate 100, Bitcoin or whatever.
Um, at that point, just like last run, I realize, oh, I bet two websites that aren't going to be open for the last half of the hour.
is that a restart? Realistically, is that a restart? Because mentally, you can be like,
oh, well, I could just save my money to purchase Wiki2 to get access to a website
that is open for the majority of the hour, right? But that's 200 DOS coin, all right?
Which is precisely the number of equipment that I need.
I can do it with 150 probably.
In order to be safe from the kidnapper and the hitman.
So why not restart that one?
What are we gaining by not restarting?
Does that make sense?
Trat a shit you're without any econ for too long you will never have enough drugs slash
killing player slash keto-crypt something needs to change.
Don't listen to that guy, keep brute forcing it.
I'm trying to work to the point where I can get the economy, get the drugs that I need
on me, right?
Please hack other players.
I'm crying, motherfucker!
We're back. I'm gonna get some work. He'll be.
You shut your mouth pussy cat
I only eat the ones I love, and I love you the most I'll have your little kitty eyes with some butter and some toast
Your little cheeky feet will go nicely in a stew, and when I'm finished with that, then I'll eat your whiskers, too.
You see, I'm not some kind of monster, or now I'm not some kind of fruit.
You see, I'm one of your kind, yes, you're just like me, so send me to the big house.
They're eating pisses and crying, for if just for a little or two, I'm happy to do my time, time, time, time, time.
Just a cannibal kitty
Oh so misunderstood
How can something be bad
That tastes so very good
At times I may enjoy a bit of the milky white
Or snack on a little fishy treat
But there's nothing in this world
Quite like kitty meat
Just a nibble on the ears Oh, say you won't mind
Oh pussy, don't try and tell me You're not the get-eatin' kind
We can dine together At a little kitty table for two
And once you're all in my belly, then perhaps I'll eat myself too long.
From your little ears down to your little feet, not a whisper shall go to waste.
It's not just your cheeky style I love. No, it's the way that you taste.
There's a hunger deep inside me, only one thing can satisfy.
So come on home to daddy, and let me give my sweet pussy a try.
I need to counter blockade, I'm also misunderstood.
How can something be unbearable that tastes so very good?
I had times I'd sit on the milky white one and enjoy a nice little fishing treat.
But there's nothing in this world quite like chilli meats.
A mechanical chilli.
I know it's so mischievous for me
Just a cannibal of food
Now, now, now
Cannibal of food
Now, now, now
Cannibal of food
That's delicious.
What up, babies?
What the hell?
What were we doing?
Nothing.
Am I up with a strat?
I was just trying to figure out if it's like...
futile at a certain point.
Maybe not.
The primary way that you're on rep in this mode is through succeeding at hacks.
And if I'm not able to do that then I can't get the rep to generate other means of getting money
Also, I'm poop sacking right now. Holy fuck, dude
Holy moly. Oh fuck dude. Didn't I just BRB or I can't poop that quick
We got a good one. That's a good one. Wrong one. Wait. No, that's the right one. It's
been a while.
Lulllllllllllllllllllllllll ג€$%¶♥ ג€µגג€µגג€µגגגגג€µגגגגגגגגµגג€µגגגגגגג€¹ג-
Fuck you!
Classic American colon?
I think pooping once a day is good!
Dude.
for what
no way
guys how come it's not hacking me? is this the wrong page?
Hello?
40% chance.
Odds of hitting 40%,
60%,
9 times in a row.
One and 99 percent with this is a 1% chance to not get hacked so far by the way guys
All right, what's 10 times real estate?
0.6
Okay, what's 11 times the real estate
0.36% to not get hacked.
I should play the lottery dude.
It's 40% 9 times dumbass.
Oh it's not because you have 40% to trigger the hack.
So it would be 60%.
We hit the 60%.
11 times in a row.
Mere, mere, mere.
yeah
and
okay
and
you are you are truly
uh...
in
And then one on the left?
I didn't click.
I mean, it's safe to assume...
That that one was cursed anyway.
The odds of hitting a 60% probability 11 times in a row are approximately 0.36 or about 1 in 277.
Very lucky, that one.
Lies it's 50-50 no matter what, that's not how this works.
Gucci.
Is Gucci?
Sushi!
Cooking up dope in the crockpot pot pot.
Yup.
That chatter said you dumbass, it's 40%
It's 40% to trigger the hack, dumb.
Ah, dumb ass. Fucking dumb-ass bitch chatter.
Doesn't even know basic math.
Hehehe.
Nnngh...
You're gonna hit a dab for everyone but me.
Good.
You're not you when you smoke...
the crack weed oil.
Hatter.
I don't know.
Do you do do do we?
Yeah, that's good.
You're not you, dude.
If you're gonna hit the vape in every hour.
Okay?
You're weed you.
Which is still cool, but it's just kinda like...
You know what I mean?
Have you considered jankum as a possibility?
Drugs.
You ever seen the back of a $20 bill on weed dude?
I
What the flug black house sorry, thanks for selling
Okay
I'm watching in first person low think you're cool
If you think about it, you guys are also watching in first person right now.
Hold on.
You can copy and paste in this game mode guys, do you know that?
I gotta copy paste this whole string.
What?
You can copy and paste it, my- dude.
No way.
It's not the same every time, but it's like the same strings.
So you literally could just write them down and then pause the game and then copy and
Why are you able to copy and paste in that?
That's what people do. You're the only one that does it legit low.
Okay, that's an esteemed and knowledgeable chatter about this game, by the way.
No fucking way, dude.
There's no way, bro!
People don't do that.
I refuse to believe it.
I actually refuse to believe it.
Like I can understand like pausing it to like screenshot the fucking image to you, but like
really?
THE TYPING GAME!
No.
No way, dude.
You second, they have to type control C and control B.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
No.
Oh.
They also used another thing to check off what sites did and did not have keys on them.
Dude, what am I even doing?
What am I doing?
What is this then? What am I doing?
Like, showing up to a fucking...
Shoot out with a knife, dude. Like, holy fuck, what am I gonna do? Throw the knife and hope it sticks?
that's crazy that's crazy
you've learned a lot about the game yourself without any other spreadsheets
I mean I've gotten info from you you know what I mean like that's kind of I
I mean, not entirely undifferent, I'm not entirely clean, you know what I mean?
But like, holy fuck.
Dude, copy and pasting to skip them.
No way, man.
That actually pisses me off.
It's whatever.
That pisses me off though.
I'm so surprised that you can literally copy and paste in that minigame.
I'm surprised that I wasn't like, like disabled, I guess. I mean, I mean, think about doing it
because I was like, hmm, well, first of all, I like typing, right? So
that's like the one minigame that I would realistically be good at by default.
Wow.
Fuck you!
Fuck you, Leatherman!
Fuck you!
Typing is on the minigame and folks, Chud, it's just typing.
Oh, hold on.
Let me just quickly copy and paste here. Hold on, what do we got here?
Alright, what's that?
Yeah, uh-huh, yeah, let me get the dock up real quick.
I'm a fucking loser, dude.
Oops.
Now, how am I supposed to trouble typing now?
Is it because it's all, it all feels futile to me now?
What's the fuckin' point?
What's the fuckin' point, dude?
Like, these two lines right here, this is an instant loss for anyone that isn't me, by the way. Think about that.
these two lines in a row those last two right there that's an instant loss for
anyone that isn't me by the way think about that that's literally a loss for
anyone that is happy bro unless they copy-pasted think about that let's think
about that
But you don't even use a Dvorak keyboard. I don't
Excuse me
Nothing dude I
I think we got two math question mark.
Oh yeah, this guy only wants five.
He's chill.
How's the limit?
You seen the dev hour mod?
Someone already hit me with dev hour dude today.
Nice try.
Oh, we got exactly 50.
I gotta calm down.
My stack pushing is getting a little erratic, dude.
Well, maybe I can, like, just drag a box over the papers and then move them all once.
Control C them out here and then control B them closer to the hole.
Such a fucking chud, man.
Oh, I've taken a wrong turn, mate.
your first rat man today was so scary yeah careful did you win
dude did you guys made fun of me for failing that typing minute game you
understand the mental fortitude required do you understand you made fun of me I
I do
Brother it's all rage bait. How do you not already know?
That chatter's right that chatter's right, dude
Back 001, thanks for 7.
Uh oh, we didn't check for a ride man, oh fuck, oh fuck we're good, e.
I can do an actual run instead of always restarting traffic anyone else
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do me traffic alright anyone else hello
mega sword warning us fun thanks for seven home work thanks for seven control C control
week. I've got it right here, mister. I'm a guard. I'm a radio. Dick Resobin says
Who let the bars out? It was Homer, by the way.
Guys, I do not have the fucking backdoor key. How's this possible?
Oh, good. This one's out anyway.
Nothing.
Matt Bellhart is rocked. Thanks for seven.
Is it worth ordering bugs from different dealers leaving them progressively collect later? Yes.
You can hold 10 meth and you can only hold four Xanax, I think. Pretty sure it's four.
Where's this fucking key at?
Maybe it was in the power room and I missed it.
Well, that's not good.
That is not good.
I need that.
Oh, it's right here.
Dub.
Is meth man all?
Also take other drugs.
No.
We got a what did I not buy a sled hello cake fork and Kakapo Joe later someone
What drug do you need for the ratman?
Need lead.
Oh wait, we didn't have any money, we're good, we're good, we're good, swag.
Where's this, uh, is it still going?
Where we at?
It only does the names.
Wait, what?
Oh, oh, I see.
Or seeded?
Wait, what do you want?
Everon and do boss
Is it Chevron or Chevron
Erica Gordo puto
What does it mean
Give me 50 DOS coin now.
Okay, I hate you, man.
I fucking hate you, bitch.
I kinda used to just like, check it.
you going you dope moon if you're a girl I'd let you hit love you thanks
I'm pretty sure our shit should be here, right?
It's been a long time.
Cold drinks, baby.
Yup.
How many packages we got?
Four.
Hello, two hung.
Stay.
Pimping on.
But in the new.
And go.
Casting pale, save me, please.
Fuck you.
Yup.
Gas station failed.
Oh!
Boom.
That dude's the creepiest one.
He was the scariest guy for me and welcomed the game too as well.
Primarily because you don't see him.
And if you do see him you're dead.
So.
Go on topside tonight big M?
Yo, where are my Arc Raiders at dude?
game of the year bro what what what what what
is not comfortable for me to one hand yeah that guy
Pick a rig!
A one-hand tab space.
Hey, why am I doing this?
I know the names.
Lock the door?
It's the type of one.
Hold on, I gotta lock my door.
Thank you. Thank you for waiting.
Oh, we got a hard one.
We cannot do this.
We got the two very hard lines in one, unfortunately.
Should copy base it.
What a one dude, would it be up on money right now?
That chatter's right dude.
What's gigabit pizza toppings?
Um, I see just pepperoni, but that she gives me Harper now, so I like too much.
I think you only need one kind of meat on pepperoni, dude.
Er, pizza.
You only need one meat.
Yep, bro, you don't need fucking sausage bacon on your shit, bro.
You ever heard of feng shui?
Apply that principle to your pizza, then.
I have drugs on me, do I?
I didn't pick them up.
It's okay.
Now we get to software.
Old spot.
You really want to get a meat lover's pizza?
Yeah, but maybe like chill though.
That's a no offense.
I'm just Josh and dude, I don't think you're fat.
Read the rest of my message.
we'll just rip fuck you also
bram bram pinning me man man airman airman airman airman airman airman
got it my one bet
yippee
I'm gonna still stuck here on this game after the dev made it easier multiple times
Can't get door links for seven good time what
That's that qualifies as a good taunt for you guys
Otherwise when he was reading chat
It worked why cuz I read it
The good taunt was the good taunt all along?
I mean, yeah, but you guys are too stupid to realize that.
Except for you.
Good job, chatter.
I need more drug, dude.
You got any more?
Oops.
Nope.
Ooh, big.
Get off the fucking computer!
What the...
I don't know what to do...
I can't hear what I'm saying...
What the...
Well, it's an electric door
And you guess what I don't have right now
All three of them are flipped
I think it's locked because of no power, moon is just an asshole.
I don't know, I'm just practicing on that chatter when I'm practicing on my kid.
My kid recently has been asking questions, he definitely knows the answer to.
So like in the context of Minecraft, you'd be like, what if I jump off of this very
tall location and be like, you die instead of a mix it up and be like, you die.
And also HeroBrain takes all of your equipment and blocks to hit, man.
You really dislike questions in general?
Yeah, I do.
Honestly, that started in school, too.
Having to sit there with some fucking
dumbass kids, like repeating the teacher's statement back to them,
but in the form of a question that should tilt it into sprays.
Just listen. Oh, you've got ADHD.
Take your fucking adder all that, man.
Fuck you. No, fuck you. Fuck you.
You know what I mean, dumb as an ADHD thing?
No, but having to ask questions like that normally is, because it means, uh...
It's just how it is for some people.
They gotta... it's hard to focus.
this. So the way that they compensate is by asking
for additional context. Anyway, in the in the in the in the
realm of a classroom, that makes sense, right? Because
there's no rewind button. You know what I mean? You can't
there's no clip button in school. You can't like clip the
teacher and then like watch the clip back at any point. You
know what I mean? So
it's not that it's not the case on twitch.tv.
Fortunately,
Anyway, I answer questions nicely most of the time.
Most of the time.
Like 90% of the time.
That's a pretty high ratio.
I asked a question, you told me to go die in traffic.
I've never done that before in my life.
You may have heard me say the words traffic immediately after you answer the question,
but that doesn't mean that I want you to die in traffic, Shatter.
Where's my shit?
Okay.
Lucky day for you, boy.
Where's my shit?
Okay, can I order my drugs now, please?
Oh, no.
This is the wrong guy.
My spice I can't omega low.
Hey, I'm more met.
Fine.
Let's go check out the fuck you man.
what's the end goal in this game I got to get the keys I got to get the keys and
then decrypt him
Explain this game to me like I'm five.
Looks at you.
Notice that you are a prime club which is distinctly different from a normal club because
you have given your Twitch Prime sub to someone that isn't me.
Hmm.
They're asking for a bit of my time, are we?
Well.
We have a very hard hack hang on. I'll go let you in a moment, Chatter.
If you were a regular poor Chatter, poor pleb, I would have very Jesus-like answered your
Very Jesus-like answer to your question, I'm like, alright, well...
Here you go.
You're a chatter of privilege. Okay.
Oh my god, we have every hard line in this.
I'm in a shit! You saw it!
We're good.
fuck man it doesn't even matter it doesn't even matter we're down 200 right now though
whatever freaking bitch where were we talking about that shadow asked me a question
I rebuke you Prime Plyb.
Do-do-ba-de-de-do-boo-ba-de-de-do-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo.
I rebuke you
You're not asking if Homer let the Barts out also he knows the answer that question
They primed fuck I don't remember their name. What was their name?
They prime
Just an everyday's dice device, blaze space turtle, wukong, panda, jag, tea,
armac, cereal, degenerate, abokness, staff, noob, aniki, math, yaboi, cabs, aphor, something.
Okay, no, mazel, browse, yield, uh, dark web, arena.
Control-F to find that chatter.
sorry dude I'm working right now so maybe we get off my my day I remember this
This website even works.
Doop, doop.
Any stuff with the Gen Alpha slang?
Shuh, uh, b...
I think Logan Paul's gonna get his PSA 10 Pikachu card.
Ah!
Unexpected psychic damage from Twitch chat.
Ugh.
Freshest childhood memory, disappearing from my consciousness.
Replace with shitty factoid about shitty YouTuber.
No!
replace with Homer letting the Barts out
you gonna watch the upcoming wild classic Deb plus hour all right go over
this again. Out of era classes. One new zone. One new raid. Two new dungeons. Um, no new
content for two years. That's the dev hour. Hot dog, DEV. No innovation at all. Nothing
you.
Jackass Wild Boys Are Viva LaBam?
I mean, I like Jackass when I was a kid.
I think I was too old to appreciate Wild Boys Are Viva LaBam at that point, though.
even a little bit in particular can't piss me off because of the hewitt
it was like so obviously someone pretending
to be like rich
i'm a thorough fucking house party my house like one hundred people do you
know just break everything like cool man we're a real rockstar bro
everyone's really fucking impressed
Order room one.
You can't scare me if I've got nothing to lose.
like oh dude we're gonna have like a cool band from like Sweden come play in my living
room like that's awesome man which is the guy who like took a shit in the middle of
Home Depot and like an unplugged-in toilet or whatever
There's a guy who like gotten the shopping carts and like drove over curbs and like ate shit on the good the cement
Like pick a lane dude be the jester or be the
destroy your parents house celebrity guy, you know, I mean like
I mean, honestly, maybe they're kind of the same thing now that they're about it same lane. Oh
Well, I think we're lost.
It's cursed! Stop talking to me!
Oh, good.
I might have been able to do that if we didn't fuck up.
Um, guys?
There's not a...
not out. Why do we get this on the right? Right there. Top middle. Bottom left. Uh, top right.
Bomb. Bomb. Uh, top left. I don't think that's it.
Guys this one's hard for me.
Uh, right here.
But we did it.
It was hard, but we did it, you know what I mean?
It was hard, but I didn't give up, and I tried, and then I did it.
You know what I mean?
Does that make sense?
Like, I got better at that.
It was maybe easier, but that's not the point.
That's not a fucking point, dude.
Shut up.
Way by multiple method of time if the guy takes them.
Honestly I think hoarding meth is probably only the strat later on when you need more
time at your computer.
doing it right now is kind of a waste waste of money
get it like the first like two or three times I bet we could just give them one
and then we could like stockpile up the real strat is to be writing down who
I'm buying the meth from and what room it ends up in and then only order meth so
like we coast by on like two singular meth robberies and then we go pick up
like a big one. Then we just always have a big one we can pick up.
Bail.
Will this chatter shape?
Barn Peanut just said he doesn't speak Mark Antikin, and the chat just said that was the
funniest shit ever. They all typed Lamal. Well, thank you for sharing 30-year-old loser.
Welcome back to the chat.
Thank you for sharing. Very cool. I think that's funny too. I do.
Can we force a hack right now?
Nope.
Well, well, well, hey, what's up?
Good boy.
Bum bum.
Where are we going?
Wait, I didn't check my cameras.
Wait, it couldn't be here because Noor was here, right?
What up?
Sub Big Ad-Dib-Bit.
What up?
Noir got patched.
You guys ever see the ending to, uh,
you guys ever see the ending to uh fuck I forgot his name all right let's just
forget I ever said anything about this
is that chill
You weren't listening and I weren't asking you next question
If you remember he tells us later, I won't
Hello
I need my drugs!
We've already failed two acts, maybe three.
Actually, we just let one of them break.
I saw that.
Oh?
What the hell is that?
Whoop!
That's not it.
Are you dumb?
This one, and then we need one top left, top left, top left.
A doi!
Top right, and then middle.
Uh, top left, top middle right, that's not it.
Uhhhhhhh.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh.
Right here.
BLAH!
Swag.
Uh, I would like to force a hack, but I think we should go get our drug.
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
Eat shit and die, pussy!
Alright, man.
Room 11.
Lights are on, so don't worry about the ramen.
Aww...
You're no fun.
Where's my shit?
Okay, lucky day for you, boy.
We just grabbed it, by the way.
Yup.
Yup, yup, yup, okay, bitch.
Will I ever play Fortnite again?
Uh, yeah, dude.
Sure.
Who the fuck plays Fortnite?
It's a Vegemite grilled cheese.
You want some?
Surely you like dip that in something, right?
What's a good dip that would go with Vegemite?
What?
Okay, we actually have to check if we can ever.
Vegemite is a dip.
No, it's not.
Dumbass.
It's a fucking spread, dude.
A1 sauce.
Now we are talking, dude.
You're not supposed to like see the thing about most Americans think that Vegemite is gross
Because they're all fat pieces of shit, right or you say with me
And when they got their first can of Vegemite, they just fucking slopped that shit on there, dude, no restraint whatsoever, dude
You're supposed to you're not supposed to use like they think about peanut butter sandwich
right that's something I'm on a budget might you put on a sandwich a little bit a little bit
you've seen Americans either with a spoon you guys are stupid as fuck yeah I'm sorry can I can
Can I be Australian, please?
My cool yet?
Which clip it for when I immigrate to Australia?
Which clip it?
Me in the immigration office?
What if you failed every question?
In regards to our history?
What do you have to say for yourself? You're wasting our time.
Have you ever heard of Twitch.tv?
BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP
Gotta get drugs.
What if we nozannexed this guy?
Thoughts?
I'm sure we'll be okay right guys. Yeah
Sorry you a chud cunt. No, they wouldn't say that they'd be like boss. Welcome aboard mate
I guess I'm just a fucking loser, dude.
Fuck getting ahead, man.
I don't ever told you that you look like Tony Soprano.
What's up Samir in chat?
Brother please fucking stop this strat.
Normally, I would have a dialogue with you, but you don't like...
You cannot quantify what I'm doing.
Okay, otherwise you wouldn't, right? Because you're in a keyboard.
You have unlimited time to add me with your stupid shit.
Which you did, by the way.
No, I'm not... There's no dialogue here.
Okay?
I'm cutting you off, bitch.
Well...
I don't even believe it, it's like freeze second form.
Freeze second form.
Like Mr. Freeze?
I do that
I remember telling you that you look like a rush hell scream from Hickey and World of Warcraft now, no one's ever done that. Thank you.
It's not fair, you guys get to be like, oh you look like such and such, but I don't know what you guys look like so, but it's hard to assume you're like the most disgusting bitch.
You know what I mean?
I would like to not waste all my money on sleds, guys.
But that's what we do when I also need to buy more drugs.
Okay, all right, now listen up.
We've got zero X and X.
I cut you in the lights off, I'm gonna show you.
I can just go in there now, what am I doing?
Okay, we're not medicated for this one, boys.
I need to go back to the
the
Why?
I guess it's kind of, yeah, I think the reason I kept using the axe is because I died that
One time separate from that one light on
Tenerino
Bums you fell a hack you lose rep and money
Rusev
Wait I heard another thing
okay we heard that we heard that sound the first time for Tanner which we
confirmed that was Tanner okay now let's see if it's the kidnapper to you I don't
see him weird why did it play twice
why does that sound happen twice
couple of my nuts right now thoughts I'm thinking about that one guy at the U.
GoTermin who is collecting dick cheese and wiping it on his own cards and then making
his opponent just shuffle them.
What do you think about that?
I
Find out that I freaking goofed it up again oops
The freaking goofed it again dude you guys are gonna think I'm weird
Oops.
How much rep we got?
Do we have drugs on us right now, I forget.
No we don't.
Good nephers here. That's cool.
I'm pretty sure the last time we gave meth up, it was uh...
Three.
So we're okay.
Meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Can you say run car snow pen?
Run car snow pen
He said it
Guys what does it mean please help me
I need more drugs now.
Give me more drugs.
We're not going to get any more Zanax, I think.
We are however going to Methmax.
Oh, how damn.
Okay.
Okay
Okay, room seven
These are way more active so
So, I might die to the hitman here actually.
Nope.
Well, we got one, so we might as well use it.
from Detective Pikachu. Never seen him. Never seen him.
Where?
You say we will never be shaved in your best garage hellscream voice.
We will never be shaved.
Like that.
Are you sniffing your fingers when we ponder your mustache?
Nope, just touching my facial hair.
Do you think Garrosh Hellscream would watch Manusphere content?
Oh yeah.
To hitman cometh.
And mine is out.
Okay.
Can you hear that little popping noise?
What was that?
Ratman?
It might be a little turn off.
Okay.
There might be a little turn off that light out there too.
We'll do that next time.
Oh, fuck, we can't check for the ratman.
Alright, no Zanex.
Let's do this.
Your big Cassie Wasty's online, can I be excused?
Uh, you can be excused permanently if you'd like.
Bella?
Uh, we're not off to a good start here.
Well, we're getting to alert, I think, unless we get this last one really good, and it started
I think my power went out, fellas.
got
or she and found these exhibit
right man lights wrong we're doing
Here's a trial of lights on to disable them.
The lights get turned on.
And my power went out.
That's cool.
Okay, so we got Hitman into Musicbox.
was internet disconnection into music box or internet disconnection into hitman into music box
into power outage
into right man
What is Empower reset the internet?
Wait, this Shatter's cooking right now, guys.
Wait a second.
The power goes out, then the rider should be getting cycled now.
Hold up.
Rock of Itchings, up.
Room 1. I heard that by the way.
Yeah, we got two.
Room one.
Wait, Beth of them in room one.
Ha ha ha, just walked away from the screen.
Sorry, it's just so fucking pathetic, man.
Uh, yeah, where are we missing?
Bottom left.
Oh, right here.
Uh, top right.
Uh, left side.
I
Is it wrong no
Go for the dub hack.
Fuck you!
All right, controls in control B, let's go.
Oh
I'm so fucking sad dude, block it man!
So fucking sad.
Uh, we might be dead.
I put a- I put a fucking bracket at the start of that one line.
That's not where that goes.
That is not where that goes.
Yep
Me and me on my mama meow meow meow, we're not gonna buy a slide because if we win 2x now
We're gonna we're gonna be able to afford a crypto miner. So we're gonna wait
Which one of these guys is the most hackable is it Cotsports look it is
now cbc hmm
Thank the Lord.
We are Phoenix. Oh my god.
Cool.
I may have done this a little early.
For our front lights, I deliberately skipped this because I was afraid that I took too
long.
It would be the Hitman freelance challenge?
Yes.
Alright, no Xanax.
Part 3.
I'm hoping that if we can turn that front line off before doing this, we can only do
two of these in which case this is really easy.
Minimum is three in late mode?
Dang.
Hmm, do we leave our computer on?
Let's leave our computer on.
We'll go back to it.
But I- I checked the cameras.
And then I checked the front parking lot.
Not checking the property?
I fucking did!
He wasn't there, dude!
So he spawned between me standing up and going to the back door by the way.
That has to be it.
He spawned the force far right behind the building.
My camera catches that one dude.
He can't?
What happened?
He was in the front lawn.
Tell me a clip.
I have to understand what happened.
He's not come on foot.
He can't do that.
If he spawned and he must have gotten out of the computer then back into the computer.
Oh my god that might have been what happened.
Because I checked the camera and then I stood up and then I sat back down and then I stood
up again.
Because I was gonna turn my computer off in there so I didn't have to do it.
That chatter is correct. It was my fault. So, you can only spot it when you're sitting at the computer.
I was wondering about that because in the back of my head,
like we got God by Lucas one time, it was probably honestly in the same way.
where we stood up, sat back down, looked at our computer, stood up again.
Um...
Actually, no, that was a different situation. Anyway, I'm gonna go pee.
you
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
What?
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
What?
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Good Clipper. Let's see.
Now you can see it.
It's set up.
No one's set.
Okay, I stood up, looked up the front, nothing there, wait.
It's not there.
You
Hmm
We're supposed to be sharper about it
Weird who we got that's good ish
Weird
Weird guy.
But did we get good website?
Thanks for God 7. Gaps you up. My hands covered in mayonnaise.
Yup.
Mayo-naise.
That probably fucked up. I did fuck up.
I have to go boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Whoops!
Um, guys...
This is faster reset.
Yippee!
Let's run some duos.
How about you do shut up?
You got lab monkey, that one goes down.
should be at least two the prey this one also goes down i'm gonna restart i think
darby johnson was a bit
we're gonna try and do this
without xanax i think
that'll allow us to save enough money to get what we need to actually
Generating money passively
That's how we need to see them the value of a phoenix
After it's been buffed I still haven't seen what it is before it was buffed it was at least five
So maybe it's like six or seven
hehehehe
my arm
sit up
go away
Morbid check? We good. No, Morbid. No, Morbid. Stupid ABSSSS. What did he say?
that's pretty quick getting pretty good at the beginning of the game huh guys
when we see the right man
I'm getting down that's good one
um maybe this run dude we've been pretty pretty diligent
Check it for a rammage if so little believers big M
Yeah, we should maybe spreadsheet time dude. We're gonna even up the mods
It stopped spamming.
I think one mistake we're making as well is now I kind of like ordering them at the same
time. Although this one's a little bit faster so it doesn't matter. He said to himself...
That feel when Baraboon?
Baraboo.
I ain't seen nothin', Bella.
Oh, you're no fun.
After hitman, why do you turn on the lights? Can you just leave them off?
Yeah, I could.
Nor kills you while you're looking at your computer if one light is off.
If all of them are on, they do not kill you while you're looking at it, which means I
don't have to be constantly looking for Noir, or worst case scenario, have Noir appear while
I'm trying to solve a hack and then I have to waste time looking at them and doing the
minigame, or to avoid death.
That's the main reason we don't do it.
No tire map?
We got sink map though, dub.
Key?
Was it the electric room key?
The gray one?
I skipped that one.
I see you dropped the TV check, I just did it, lol.
Omega lol.
I think I did miss a key.
Uh-oh.
Don't know why I would skip a key.
The key I skipped is the electric room and the reason I skipped it is because one time
I left the door unlocked.
It just takes a couple of extra seconds to go outside and walk around and go through
the back door instead of unlocking the between door.
Where's the other man I only got one I need a key got it
Why lock the electrical room? In case I start to take that key for some reason. Jesus.
I wish I had more than one myth.
Skibbity.
First the Magnificent thing to do.
Whoa, I didn't bookmark it guys.
Sky Noob?
I was sure the hack first.
Man...
Uh-oh.
Epic hack moment.
No one's ever heard this this far, by the way.
Oh
Good
Oh
Move!
Huh?
I can't click there!
Damn, you're scummy.
Oh, I'm about to lose all my money, dude!
Oh, I'm about to lose all my money, dude.
Oh, God! Fucking hell, man.
If you see how I was able to move the stack, the stacks of paper went away from the thing.
How I was able to move those papers.
Well, I'm being close to the middle thing.
Nobody care to start the game up.
All right guys.
BOOR-YoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
Who pooped the lane, I am stacking.
BOOPED THE L vote for a turn, to be continued
I am stuck.
I am STICK.
I am stuck.
You're not supposed to be able to move the papers unless it's touching the little thing
you had right around, so...
It bugged out.
There's no...
I should be able to move it one away from the thing, right?
Have I been doing it wrong the whole time?
It has to be touching the thing, yeah.
Yippee!
Yeah, let's start with the camera first, let's try that.
I don't think it really matters too much.
Badaboom!
Nope.
I'm gonna fuck that up.
I think I fucked it up.
Hey, save it.
What we got?
Tango down. That's a W, dude.
Also got Dr. Murder.
Oh
Oops oops
Oops.
Oh
Yeah
Jesus!
Never seen that one.
I
Do you do you
Okay
Okay.
Key.
Can you explain what you're doing like you're at GDQ?
No.
Too many yellow emoji with fingers and ears.
You're gonna have to extrapolate, buddy.
Aww. You're no fun.
I'm going to go get him.
Extrapolate.
Effect 4 to Ratman.
Don't worry.
If you turn the light on before you effect 4 him, he kills you.
And by kills you, I mean he makes you play with his gun.
And by his gun I mean his snub-nosed revolver.
Frank.
Oh, not his dear.
Oh no, no.
Oh no no. He's got no dick.
He's a eunuch.
I can't remember if I've ever found anything on those benches.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
I got it.
I get it.
It's 10 months by N-N-hypen.
N-heap. N-N-hypen.
No, it's not.
I forgot Yoko Shimomura dude. I didn't forget Yoke
Yoke.
Meth guy.
Okay.
How can I forget yoke?
Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Where is my meth? I need meth right now.
Or I am gonna die. I need meth.
Or I am dead.
No, the one is there to give me myth.
Yeah, I don't know about buying the camera first. I don't think it matters.
Maybe.
He said candy instead of meth, my kid is watching.
Meth, meth, meth, meth, meth, meth, meth, meth, meth, meth, meth, meth, fuck you.
You're the richer prior fucked Marlon Brando, don't care.
Might have sex all the time, don't care.
lose this one because we're probably gonna have to get up. Very unlucky. Maybe not. We
a math guy here, we can still do that.
Yeah, I need back door!
Do-do-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo!
Do-do-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-do-do-do-do.
I need to buy some drugs right now, please.
I need some drugs right now, please.
The furthest is the same list of people.
This is the tier 2 guy, we are not, we are not popular enough for that man.
Yep.
What can you do lad, what can you do?
Up to solids, why do we get down there?
Whatever.
I wonder where we go first.
Oh, I got it.
Wow, was a hurry up.
I need this chat to clear dude.
We have not been math guide yet, which is nice
There's no way we can force another hack right
We would most assuredly have to stand up. We should wait.
Yep. Well, that wouldn't have happened if we were mid-hack.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
what's my hacker name pussy slayer 69
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
Why?
I'm like trying to parse a different route and I fucked up, I was thinking about something
completely different um it don't matter
do do do we're good I think I'm not going to buy the camera first
It was tripping me up. I'd like to be able to do a hack. Check the chat.
It doesn't matter. Technically ordering a camera is better, I think.
I got that song stuck in my head, guys.
i got that song stuck in my head guys
losers
lost tapes is good
Yes.
One to two, 125.
I like them odds.
Can I do a little victory dance IRL?
I don't think, uh,
I don't think I've earned that, per se.
Do a normal dance then?
How about that?
Was that swag?
Do do boop boop boop boop.
do do boop boop boop boop boop
Uh, and we go here, grab that, grab that.
We have a drug dealer. That's a fucking dub.
Yippee!
Hmm.
Math 1?
Swag?
I can't believe we died to the kidnapper that one time.
Aww, you're no fun.
Nothing.
Nothing. I think. I'm going kind of quick.
No tire math.
Frank of Hell.
Bondax shit, double meth, swag, we've seen our regulation pills and we're good.
found him. dub. and we have a key.
the ratman. ratman cross.
Hmm, I like the effect.
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow?
Back door?
What about it? What about it?
What are you trying to say, chatter?
We need sled also, I think that wasn't
Coming from the website I
Didn't order the drug program actually cringe so can
What are you doing?
I got the best shit out there.
The railroad's going up or down.
Fuck.
That's the rat man who wants in.
It's about to rain.
You can feel it in his bone.
We're getting money, I think.
I don't have enough time to do this hack, but let's see.
I think maybe we did force the hack on this website.
The timing was weird, here we go.
Pretty sure.
Our packages are here.
Let's just do this real quick.
Well, got a blast.
Wait.
Guys, where are my packages?
Wait, am I early?
Oh my god, I came early.
It's okay.
What?
Hmm.
I'll do doggy for seven.
We're gonna have to stand up right away, I think.
Nope.
At Moon Room Back Door.
Keep out of me with that.
I'm gonna time you out for a week.
Sorry.
Uh, what are we doing?
room 7 room 7 room 7 room 7
Where is Nauseat?
Okay, lucky day 3 and 4.
Hmm, fucked up, it's okay.
We could have ordered the last set of things we need.
We have one motion sensor which is technically manageable.
Go T-Weep, thanks for 7. Overkill, thanks for 7.
No problem, King, any time.
Thanks.
Thank you, bro.
Daps you up.
My hands covered in motor oil.
So, thank you.
Well, we got math guide mid typing hack, but pulled off anyway despite
Bucking up as well
Wow, are we wow
I have a problem
Letting go of shift before I hit Q.
Is that brain damage?
Maybe E?
May have brain damage?
why are we still here? just to suffer? you toggle caps lock? every time you need to make
a capital letter you hit caps lock that's really cool man inspiring even
Hey, nice rep, thanks.
stupid bitch tcan scammed me should have suspected something was up with the money I'm making
I couldn't give a shit about losing a couple hundred
man I got so cool and rich dude
Hopefully, we have no time to do this.
I was reaching for nothing, dude.
We're locking some servants from the back of the house.
I really gotta, like, we have to go get our shit up.
I think we might be fucked, though.
I would like to be forced out of here.
I think we're fucked.
Like, give me a music guy.
Give me a music guy. Anything.
probably gonna die to the kidnapper I don't know when he shows up initially it
might be 10 might be 930 but uh kind of in the danger zone right now
No one is attacking me I'll take a tanner bro
like I'm afraid that I'm gonna die to math guy
Okay, now we're just outside right now.
That might be what this means right here.
Unless noir is right here, okay?
Please make me stand up.
Please not the meth man.
Please.
Oh, perfect timing.
No kidding ever.
Alright, we're good.
Four of the rooms, seven and nine?
Sure.
Seven.
Nine.
Three math.
All right.
I'll go RV next to 7.
This is how you move my GF truck up with me after I get a giga in solidarity.
Gigga.
in solidarity
fucking bitch fuck got my ass fucking bitch
fucking little bitch just get the grids now
and then if we do two acts we can get the crypto miner yeah
How we doing on drugs?
Okay, never mind, we gotta do three hacks.
I'm about to lose these, I'm about to lose this map though.
Okay, he's here, which means...
We hackin'
HACKIN' AND WACKIN' AND SMACKIN'
What?
So there we do not have Phoenix.
Oh, yeah.
Nooooooooooooooooo.
Nooo!
Anner!
Well, way too early.
Looks like blood rain.
Unfortunately, we're going to be locked out of this for a little bit.
Dude, why isn't it like welcome to the game 2 where you can keep doing it as it's like
Fillig up, you know what I mean?
Redman check?
No redman, we good.
We gooch.
It's okay, we're locked out of that for a little bit because we don't even have the money for a crypto miner, so...
Wee-eye!
There's three meth. Probably...
Oh! Does it feel lighter out here right now?
the
one up to work for green card, nice name.
Grew it myself, Ash.
Okay, close.
The door was unlocked.
Hi, math guy.
Help!
Help me!
What?
Frickin' nooblet.
Hey, lucky day for you, boy.
That's lovely, because I couldn't see it.
Unfortunate, dude. Unfortunate.
We can still get a crypto liner.
Kind of afraid of the image on up right now, though.
You're very well good.
I
Yeah
Oh
That's what I did.
I know.
Uh...
Could be the canapher, could be Noir.
I think it's the kidnapper.
This Phoenix is going to be down for so fucking long, dude.
Room 1.
Surely we already picked that up, right?
Well, we did not.
Try to remember which one is tier 3.
I think it's this one.
Which ones?
No.
How do we get over there?
Oh, I know.
Nope.
Swag.
it's here to one doesn't matter
Hello?
Already.
Room 1.
Hold on.
four math
of
No Xanax.
Sometimes it'll skip a phase and you get crap for it.
That just happened, which is good because we didn't do very well in the first one that
So we did, so.
Not gay.
Kidnapper. Time to force ag.
You get two.
Is that even right?
Yep.
No.
Well, I gotta focus on a different part of this right here.
No.
Oh, I gotta focus on a different part of this.
Right here?
No.
No way.
That was hard.
I
Dang it.
Still there.
Nice.
We're going to order our final motion sensor, grab our back doors, let's say another good
tier 3 node for us to mine. I guess I could check my notepad.
I will.
Figure it out. I did. One moment.
Enix was 4.7, a normal.
Hurti-Rek, Finn-Loksu
Offsacks
Cat-Easy-K, these are all like 3.2-ish
Log-Druck was 0.5
I don't know.
I toss it here for now.
Just buy the last one.
Blue or QA pimps, please?
Alright.
Disasterverted?
He's gone... nor?
Nope.
I'm sorry.
Almost.
Panorino.
Surely it's math guy, right?
Oh fuck, it's the rabbit right, dude.
No breather, huh?
.
Let's go in there.
Oh wait, oh wait.
so much time yeah I think I could have maybe done the the unlock for Phoenix but
I didn't want to fuck it up worrying that like I have a time limit you know I mean
because it locked us out of it for a long fucking time
Turn the computer on before going in there.
me meth man soon I think
That's not it.
Dude.
Where's my shit?
Okay. Yeah. Lucky day for you, boy.
I slid it, I think.
Yeah.
Room 9.
He's out there.
It's a fucking bitch.
Little fucking bitch.
Little bitch.
Ummm...
kind of unlucky that we have to click this website right now hopefully we uh hopefully
we get a hack we can do.
Never mind, didn't happen.
Very dub.
I'm not sure if it's the right way to do it.
What's up, dude?
Still there.
Oh, I should have forced the aggro quick.
Why is this life you have less than 60?
I lose a rep too.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
Good boy.
That's okay.
And it still goes off even though the gear's off.
he starts saying, it's my drona from now on, like that's stolen valor, drona, what is drona?
So crazy doing all those in X-Men.
Will I enter and out of soon?
We gotta get our drugs.
Tanner?
Hopefully the kidnapper does not show up again.
I'm leaving from not
Wait a minute, light's on so we don't gotta worry about the ratman.
The ratman!
Have you heard a Magnus?
You're no fun.
Happy birthday, dude.
Oh, Fug.
Ideal hot DO toppings?
The flug is DO.
I got two meth.
How do I order something else?
I
Really bitch you ain't shit bitch
You'll be on God you will be
I know because I heard a footstep, I'm waiting for a second footstep, not one, now I'm running
back. Going to the back door. Gonna make sure the door's locked. Gonna get back on my computer,
something's immediately gonna happen. Gonna have to respond.
Boom.
Room three.
Ooh, most died in the war in my seat.
Good boy.
3.
Wait, what fucking room was it?
A dolly?
I need more math, dude.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me.
I
Lay hit man's.
It's going to skip a phase.
There's most certainly a bug, by the way. I don't know what caused it, or how to, like, replicate it, but sometimes it just doesn't trigger the breathing in a game.
hold up
wait some streamers skipped a phase 2 on that oh cause they're noobs and they can't do the
minigame without using the drugs that make it easier
Whereas I, legendary gamer, can do it raw.
Little noobs?
We got it.
Oh son of a bitch never lucky, dude
Get nappers here
Go for a hack a Reno
Yeah, but
the
and then stand up yourself.
I think I'm gonna go cross-eyed.
I'm sorry, first time chatter.
Okay, three people blocked.
Swag.
I guess I'm just a fucking loser, dude.
Bone altars on wiki3.
The prey is on wiki3, nice.
Tenorino.
Fine.
Gary Laman, I suppose.
Are you getting boner pill ads on Twitch?
I think you know why, Chatter.
That's him leaving.
We're gonna go fix our ant Libra computer on.
We're guess wrong fellas, it's okay, it's okay.
Why on?
I think because by the time I'm done doing this, I'll be able to get back if I'm getting
Also, I will begin generating money...
ASAP.
Engineer, thanks for subbing.
I
Was out
Is it a math guy time?
Speaking of math, I need math.
Almost died.
Okay, will it work this time?
Let's see.
therapists
where's my seat
is actually kind of a cool because he just can't use computers because he's stupid so
we're kind of helping him out by ordering him the drugs just he doesn't know how to
I think it's other than tackling us to the ground and holding a knife to our throat, so.
Boy, I need drugs.
Where's the mofucka with like five, dude?
Ooh, he blocked my hack again.
Awesome.
Cool.
Swag?
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Good call, chatter, good call, have for Gore.
We ordered at least one, right?
Hmm, kind of afraid to go to that bridge without some cranks, so.
I'm thinking about getting the internet speed thing.
I mean, just don't fucking eat that, right?
Surely not.
This is why you check which side it's on, because they're big.
All right, can someone post the Google Doc of the list of possible key locations in chat,
.
Well, okay.
When I get back, I need to find a drug dealer.
Welcome, G. I'm not actually clicking your the cheer word.
The keys are linked, by the way.
I just have to fucking piss.
I'll be right back.
Greetings.
All right, we're good
I need drugs, kidnappers here, force a hack.
I was wondering why you posted that tweet earlier and then I went to his Twitter and
and saw that what it was.
Oh my god, please.
I
Did we ever get the one in room 3?
I'm pretty sure we did.
I think I'm dead to math guy.
I've been pretty unlucky finding dealers.
Let's check room 3 real quick, hang on.
Well, thank God.
to be careful here running backwards could trigger a music event and not have the stamina
I better run back.
I'm pretty sure we got Crank just now.
Not much I can do there.
Damn.
That was going pretty quick.
I think when there's a certain arrangement of lines in that, I don't think it's possible
for me to do it.
And if it was not possible for me to do it, either your mental
lose.
But what room was it for?
I
Did worse my crank
I don't know what to find.
Still no drug dealers.
Level 10 heck failed dude.
I'm getting kind of boned right now.
Alright, hopefully I get some drug dealers.
All these are on wiki3, dude.
Just click the bomb maker.
Batman.
Squeaks.
Displeasure.
Room 11.
Where is my shit?
Okay, yeah lucky day for you for
Fair
Oh nice
Hey man, seein'?
Oh
He dare
It's probably a man next.
No steep.
I'm done.
I'm just gonna force a hack, I fucked up.
Where the fuck is it?
I don't know why I can't much it off.
You smell toasts that bad?
Nah, I just mean someone's making toast, dude.
Easy.
Easy toast
Good never.
He just got here.
Did we force a hack on the down page?
Is this something you could always do?
Stupid
Oh
I
Know
Where the fuck is one- oh.
I
I didn't see nothing.
To the side and hope it's on the side.
Nope.
Let Dollmaker go whacked, true.
I'm gonna hate that guy.
Tenorino?
You know?
I've heard the- I've heard the of my drugs.
Probably gonna get the uh, hitman.
4-1 I'm afraid to get up right now.
I
Just picked up to
You're no one.
Hold it.
I need to hack this guy.
There he is.
I can double check. I'm about to go through every website if I can. I just got to kill
one person.
I
Where's my shit enjoy it, bro
Hello?
Oh, good, lucky day for you, boy.
I don't know why I'm so excited to be here.
I'm gonna go down here and see what's up with the security.
I'm just gonna take a look around for you.
I'm gonna go down here and see what's up with the security.
I'm just gonna take a look around.
Come on, we double-checking that door.
It's not it.
I have to kill Wolfie, it seems like he's doing the best.
I have to kill Wolfie.
Seems like he's doing the best.
amperes here so we're gonna force a hack
Last one.
I
I wish those stayed longer in this mode just because it's so unrealistic to like move it
around.
You know what I mean?
I move and I fucking ship my pants.
We're dead.
I'm not sure what this is.
I think it's a little bit more complicated than I thought.
I'm not sure what this is.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Good boy.
I didn't hear anything, but we're in a blade safe here.
I wasn't fully paying attention.
Whatever.
They even aren't.
Why?
Why is this locked?
You have to buy the first one?
first one I did. Is it literally you just can't get it in Wii mode?
Oh, there we go.
Swag.
Yeah, we're going to kill Wolfie, I wonder if it's bait though because he isn't decrypted
keys. He's only got three rep. Can he even win?
I think it's bait.
We wasted money on, uh, doxing him.
Good enough.
Hmm, actually that's a rip-it dude.
I locked the back door.
You know what, no, we're not going to use it.
Now, let's use it, let's use it.
.
I've been here anything so is the way that's your time.
I'm sorry.
Good boy.
He's here, raise my internet goes down, I literally can't do anything.
Nothing I can do, literally nothing I can do.
I've had the
This happened multiple times.
Am I dead? I'm not dead, but this is a massive time waste. Precious- Precious time lost.
An arena.
Okay.
What could I, I mean, we got pretty f**ked with that last sequence there with the deer
whatever but what could what could I have done differently I had to I had to
kill bit striker I fucked up and I I used money to get Wolfie without realizing
that there's no way you go to one
more family liver keys less I'm hacking even after all of that I did not have
enough money to decrypt all those keys so you think we maybe we kill bitch
striker before we buy the key queue I think that's where I messed up in that
situation, I think no one else can really win.
Unfortunate that we got the sit there for seven minutes,
kidnapper or whatever. But what can you do? What can you
fucking do? We're fucking joining in tomorrow, right?
I'm gonna get my control V's, my control C's, I'm gonna get the Google Doc'y, and I'm
gonna copy and paste the answers in the-