you
Who can actually see and hear me?
What up?
Thank you.
What's good fellas?
What's freaking giga good?
Don't rip your jacket open unless you're shirtless.
I'm sorry.
that I watched the GTA 6 trailer now.
The dine's on void now, but we are gonna play every game today because I feel like it
I can't load shit on Twitch man.
I can't load shit, dude.
Why would the GTA trailer be lagging my twitch website?
Dude, Americans are so embarrassing, dude.
Holy fuck.
They got a national holiday for brood war in Korea and you guys are freaking out about
a game where you can steal cars and shoot people, dude.
So lame.
So fucking lame, dude.
cool dude. Ooh, that's so American of you guys.
Trump just renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America.
That's my goat. That's my goat.
He's the king of naming stuff.
I love my country and my president.
Yeah.
yeah.
Woo.
Looks out.
Hmm.
Bros.
This is fucked up.
Okay.
This is fucked up, okay
And I pledge allegiance right now I pledge allegiance to the flag today since America
It's the Republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all. Amen
Good news that made me head of the drone core bad news, I'm recruiting all of you
You decline? Yeah, you've been drafted.
You got bone spurs? How?
Can your drone have flames on it? I don't care. Does it blow up when you fly it up, people?
We're going to do the fallout war with Canada, boys.
Over Lake Ontario.
Who wins? Canada or America, guys?
Canada. Yeah, all right.
The world.
All right, big dog, all right.
Nobody is helping us.
Hey, what about Mexico?
They got your back, literally.
We took the gulf from them, too.
Can you imagine history books in 40 years?
And the Great North American War began in
2026 with the straw breaking the camel's back being that's the President at the time renamed
Lake Ontario to Lake America.
This compounded upon a rename one year previous to the Gulf of Mexico, thusly being renamed
Gulf of America. Casualties 1. You guys fell off a building by accident. Whoops.
Your message takes a minute to send.
It might be moving the sponsored stream, fellas.
Do not them.
I'm talking to my handler.
All right, originally...
It's not that funny.
I don't know why I'm laughing, dude.
I don't know why I'm laughing.
I wish I had like a
List of British songs
Like what's the most British like we're any British people on chat who are like when they hear it like you know Americans have like real American
You know what I mean?
Oasis
MC mental
Chumbawomba
mc mental ever
it sounds like that one guy with a he's a let's go you know the guy like the
fuck man how do I say this about being offensive
You know, uh, Twitch seems to be coming back up good.
He's like, it's like, it's like a British guy kid.
Yes.
Why do three, let's go.
You know, talking about, we have this, we talk about this guy, like once every
couple of months.
I know what you're referencing. What is his name?
The story of the song is so funny.
I'm on Eileen's Peak British. Is that British? Yeah, it is. Share the story. Well, Chumbullo
was like an anarcho punk band, and they like, they made this song. I'm pretty sure just
to like, as like a joke, right? Oh God, I forget. Maybe they like, maybe their record
company asked them to make it and then they did it and I'm pretty sure that the band hates
of first of all I've never heard another chummel was on in my life one two pretty confident
that I'm talking to no one right now because twitch is fucked up maybe um
I can't even recount the story with enough factoids that it would be remotely accurate anyway it's
like it sounds like nothing like the rest of their music i'm pretty sure
oh here's a good British song
hmm
Bane music
Fuck their Scottish I don't care dude. He's fucking beans
I 100 miles and I would walk by 100 more.
Scrandle too!
The fuck is super scrandle? I'll not give you money.
Fuck you.
As an FMV connoisseur, when are you playing the therapist imposter?
Someone linked that to me several weeks ago and it looks so fucking funny dude.
a poorly shot FMV where the main character, it looks like a blue color guy in his fifties
pretending to be a therapist for who in real life I imagine are just like random relatives
of his Japanese scram that she looks fucking
plant-based tenders there we're gonna pick the Japanese one guys I'm voting they got
my ass bucket of popcorn with soda 7.5 euro.
An unadorned hot dog.
That looks like it's in a bag yet for some reason.
The hot dog sheath looks kind of like it's a could be crispy.
I'm going to go popcorn.
Yeah, easy peasy.
What is up with England and not melting their cheese?
What is up with that?
That's a $7 pint of beer 2026 skip.
I don't even need to look at this one, bros.
However, I will look at this one, those peas and gravy, bro.
British song 1980. Let's see. What do we got?
Huh?
I
Guys is blondie British
Bro
Let's go 1986 dude
Holy fuck
And fuck it we lose on this anyway, I'm gonna pick the the not poopies
Three for three baby
Sandwich frickin Dell special with horse meat
I don't know what's so reviling to me about horse meat, dude.
I think I, I mean, actually it's not true.
I would probably horse meat before like cat meat or dog meat, but it's close for me.
Is it because deep down I'm a cowboy and I can't stomach the idea of eating my horse?
Anyway, we're going to go sausage bag it.
I think it was pretty easy to not pick the horse meat sausage.
Oh, that's a pickle.
Next to the hot dog on the left there.
Honestly, while it looks unappetizing, I bet the hot dog on the left doesn't taste that bad.
On the right, I do not know what that is. I do not know if a kebab pie is like sweet.
I don't even know what kebab is. It cannot be described to me within the amount of accuracy by Twitch chat.
Is it a sandwich?
It's a kebab with pie filling.
All right, I'm going to go kebab pie. Easy.
Oh.
Pan of Stella Artois, Madison Square Garden 2022, 11, 1190.
Wow.
But they're bad, but I think I think most people would not eat the vegan bratwurst with ketchup.
I think most people will not eat that.
Walking Cheez-It nachos.
Okay, on the right.
First of all that pork don't look bad
Second of all, they're stuffing on it you
And gravy I would eat it
This is way too much fucking cheese for me, bro. It looks like they poured nacho cheese in the cheese a bag
However
I know it in my gut I know it to be true
I just think most people are so fucking fat and gross they would actually eat the thing on the left
Okay, good. Nice.
Time meal deal.
First of all, that rice looks stale to me. I can tell that should have stale.
You're gonna take a spoonful of that and the the greens are gonna fall apart
Food deserves Pepsi, okay
Anyway, I'd probably do right over left. This one's easy dude. Hold up
Roast potatoes and beef gravy actually looks good, NGL.
You can't even see what's in the chicken shawarma dude.
Am I a beef gravy?
definitely
personal as to what's what can be however the bun looks immaculate
uh... too much sauce on that bitch
but no one wants the cafeteria the elementary school cafeteria pizza dude
nobody nobody wants it
Wahoo!
Pfft!
A-heee!
Gaku!
I did it!
I
Guys there is there a an online old man trivia game for video game shit
Do 9-11 scramble
Nat 9-11 bill
GameDoll. GameDoll. Guess the video game. Is it GameDoll.wtf?
I'm sure they won't mind we get we get nads on this bitch
Exploiting! Yippee!
Horrocks!
I don't wanna guess cover art.
Guess the game by its specifications.
I like that.
Ooh, Pediashur!
Type a video game to begin.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Last corpse.
How come I didn't do anything?
Well, that was a terrible f**king. That was a Terrell Terribli yes.
Kingdom Hearts 2.
Crack it down.
What the fuck?
I don't know how to read this. One or more are correct.
Okay, let's...
We got any puzzle adventure games?
Oh, yeah, it's an action game action role-playing tactical alright easy expedition 33
Yes, it's an unreal game
Hmm
fortnight
Ain't no way it's fortnight
Why is this so big?
Oh, i'm getting clues now
God shut up british guy fuck man
My nematode and i'm going down the street and i'm gonna do
Do be do be do be do be do be do be do be do, shut up!
Shut up!
Ahhhh!
Now we're talkin'
the progenitors of video games.
Well, I got to say, PlayStation Xbox PC.
It's it is probably an action game.
It was not on the switch and it's an unreal game.
It's by some shitty fucking Assassin's Creed game.
What's the most...
Destiny 2?
Wait, that chatter might be right.
You knew, but...
It's on the Xbox! It's on the X-Bone, you fuck!
I can't scroll down.
Why?
That is mad.
It came out in 2018.
Or 2019.
Show adventure genre. What?
Why would you remove that? I don't know.
The fuck is Tiger?
Yeah, I mean, it's a first person game.
Released in 2018. It was only on PS5, Xbox Series X, PC, and it's an unreal game.
cyberpunk wait wait release in 2020
all right stop guessing in the chat okay hold on I'm not looking at chat you
You guys can guess if you want.
Stay with me.
Valorant? You think so? I looked at chat. I'm sorry.
Hey, we.
Wait, this one?
Wait, this is hard.
Guess the game character.
Leon Kennedy.
Cigarette guy.
blue prince guy i that looks jrpg fedora simon from blue prince i gotta stop looking at you guys
i didn't play this game man
Wait, isn't this the character from Xeno saga on the cover?
Cosmos? Yeah.
This Kingdom Hearts.
Aqua? Who the fuck is Aqua?
There's so many ads, bro.
Oh, uh, Mr. Rugi, uh, uh, wrong friend.
I'm not looking at each other's side.
It looks like a teching director.
The master Raven Raven.
Oh, I don't fucking know, dude.
Wait.
I mean, I.
Hey.
What the fuck?
Ryu.
No, Ryu Hayabusa, dude.
Genshin?
You're so stupid.
Oh
What Pete Sephiroth oh
Oh my god
Yippie I forgot dude, I'd recognize those grippers anywhere dude
This is Professor Oak.
What?
Ben 10 Grandpa?
Yeah, what's his name, bitch?
Let's do a Squall, Leonhard.
this guy's wait a second what was that one dating simulator with the gay dad's
I don't know this guy's name but I know exactly who this is
uh dream daddy
I got nothing, bro.
Steve from Minecraft.
Sephiroth.
I don't know this guy's name.
Sonic Hedgehog.
Have you guys seen Jesus the Hedgehog?
I know which one. Dream Daddy. I can't.
Oh. Brian Arrival Dad Harding.
I play it on stream dude.
Dude the ads are crazy.
How do you know?
No way!
No, okay, here we go.
Wait, I lost.
It's fucking Sora, dude.
Dr. Robot.
Okay.
Wait, it's the Dead by Disco guy, Disco.
Yeah, Charlie disco.
I don't know who this.
Dolly.
Pardon.
Charlie Kirk.
Giridose.
You know
I don't I don't recognize this person so we're gonna do toad
Hi-ho Wario
Oh, it's Cody man. Oh
My in he throws rocks dude
Skip. Skip. Skip. It's Contra man. Contra man. John Contra.
Contra. It's him. What's like a really corny American name from this time? Billy Contra.
I can't I can't scroll on this on this thing. I don't know this one. Hold on. Maybe I do.
I know that one. Easy peasy. Easy peasy.
Is this a white mage from Final Fantasy?
Is that Fire Emblem, Kara? I can tell it's the stupid green hair.
here. Mia from Golden Sun. I would have never got that ship. Link. Let me guess, hold on. Jade.
Wow, who would have known?
That's for you guys. Nope, that's a kuma, guys.
Skip.
Give. Give up. It takes two. Never played it.
This is the bloodborne guy blasphemous the penitent one.
the penchant one? Wait, Kazooie. It's not Crash Bandicoot. Wait, it's the fuckin' totem
thing. What's it called?
Tech.
It come.
He come.
Talky.
I don't fucking know, dude.
I give up.
Tiki buzz from Donkey Kong.
No one knows or cares, bro.
and
That's so this is Mad Max, huh? Got it.
Chumbucket.
How come for some games you can type the game there from and other ones you can't?
I'm sure some weaves in chat know this.
Oh, my God.
God, what's their fucking stupid ass name, dude?
You can guess my game only on the last guess. Oh
Oh, it's I
Remember her name I mean we can do this
Wow that makes a lot easier fellas, I'm gonna be honest be
Fucking doki doki
of Yuri got it easy peasy dude
he knows I played it John Stickman who the fuck is this
no one played that ship bro pack it up bro
up this is a final fantasy 15 character what is this
4 spoken
Oh 420 dude
I was actually thinking Valkyria Chronicles, but I wouldn't know which one.
I only played one on the uh...
well they only have a carry-in
yes they've combined all of the games
uh... you look like an alicia
okay
killer seven. Not even on the on the on the thing.
black. Let me just say that.
Oh.
Oh, nope.
Doesn't work. Let's do...
Crusader from Darkest Dungeon.
I give up.
That chatter was wrong, by the way.
He's the cleaner, dude. Everyone knows the cleaner.
It shut up.
turns you down
shut the
plug up
is a cyberpunk character
you're very good at this
I don't think I am either it's fucking Johnny Silverhand
Yippee!
Who's not good wait it's the count from Mario Kart's Moo Moo
Oh, you it's Otis
You guys didn't play this you guys did not play this
I
Do not know this guy
Venom snake
Far cry
Jack Carver dude everyone knows that Carver, bro. That was my childhood dude
Is this Conan
I'd recognize that day anywhere dude.
Dude Chester Chester cheetah dude.
Easy peasy dude.
This is a Incredibles character. I would not know the name.
Oh, it's fucking.
It's really.
It's like a stupid fucking Kingdom Hearts character with his Kanye West shoes on, dude.
What is this?
That's asked from black clover. I've never played those
He's rich. I'm not looking at chat
Uh, this looks like a, what's it called the Dreamcast game?
Oh, it can't be not only because that's a woman's name.
So we're gonna go here.
Okay, I'm just a fucking loser, dude.
It's from F zero, dude.
I didn't play that app zero. I played the good one on this on the SNES. It's fucking John
Halo dude fucking what it's the fucking major got oh my god what's his rank it's
Captain Geese
no it's not Sergeant I was right so guys that's a cabinet die I stop looking
Yeah, dude, you fucking bade my ass.
Sergeant.
Dude, I can't scroll down, you know.
Sergeant Major, whatever, dude, fuck you.
Well, I gotta get ready for the sponsor guys hang on.
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Please don't warp liking Halo again.
Dude, I played Halo 1, 2, and 3, and I played ODST and then I stopped like an adult, dude.
Oh fuck, I was gonna do this before stream, but as some of you guys may know,
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or wasn't now it is
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Submit. I should be able to pin my own message now.
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I'm merely attempting to broaden your horizons because I must say I sure as hell probably would not have downloaded or played this game myself so
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Stop talking. I gotta pin this message. I can't pin it. Why? Why?
JW Murdoch makes first seven.
You did it for you?
Thank you. Thank you.
So apparently this is like, okay, first of all,
set sponsors, residents, a Plague Tale legacy.
Some of you may be familiar with this series.
I'm only familiar with the developer,
So I'm pretty sure did that toxic inventory which was cool, which was cool.
Uh, hold on. Let me see. Sorry. It was a public.
There was, they were the publisher, not the developer.
This developer.
Trying to see what game I would write it as space marine too.
That was not my favorite, but that's okay.
Uh, they did a bolt gun, which was much better.
IMO.
And, of course, they've done every play-tale game.
Apparently, this particular play-tale game is a prequel, even though it's the third one,
so you don't have to play the other ones, I guess.
I'm trying to see what else they would have done that you guys probably would recognize.
They've done a fair amount of 40k stuff.
They did pro cycling manager 2017, anyone?
you
This guy's been making games for a long fucking time damn
With their earliest game fuck I got scrolled way down ago
early escape 2003 and it was an adventure point and collect game
doesn't that's artistically looks pretty good anyway you don't matter none of this matters
Sabres the publisher now the publishers focus entertainment
everyone from 2003 is dead now
not me though
I got to change me title. Hang on, fellows.
OK, so I started this game.
I managed to start this game before stream. OK.
And after I did like the initial settings or whatever
It immediately went into like the prologue or some shit, so I had a Ulta 4
So it wouldn't skip the intros and max hopefully it is not still skip
me
okay
I
Gotta change the title
Oh, yeah, I changed my game down to go 2 so high.
Surely in changing beautiful music though, I must say.
Very French.
I'm going to ask for an extra few pop songs. Okay.
Okay, see?
I literally chose my sentence and it instantly went into the intro because it sounds like
we need to do this.
The heroes play at Northeast beef!
Wow.
Yeah, we're gonna do a...
I've never played a game like this or any of these games, so.
I think the volume's fine.
I think it might be a little too loud.
I don't know.
I'm just afraid it's going to be quiet in the cutscene, so.
Rip it, dude.
Let it rip!
Displace sub-titles, yes. Accessibility.
Motion blur.
None.
Reduce camera movement and shaking. Yes. That's for my that 70-year-old woman that was watching
I'm on Tuesday.
Um, thank you.
Thanks, resonance.
It played tail legacy and focusing their team in for sponsoring the street.
It pause the hill.
God, is that you?
There are things, things I didn't tell you.
We're still getting the hang of this poison.
I got a convent.
My mother's family sent me there when I was six.
The convent is where nuns hang out by the way, push up.
See they're nuns.
Called it.
What the nuns were doing to us.
It was all kept hidden.
Is this the last time?
People depend on what is revealed.
But half-faithing you, you are strong.
Commence the child torture.
They used us for experiments.
You're so brave.
Holy fuck.
She getting high on the rat poison.
Drawing the past, bro!
You like this game so far?
Yeah, I'm only a...
Oh, jeez.
Oh, Jesus. It's the icon of sin.
This is how they're getting their divine prophecies, dude.
Move aside.
None down.
Bye bye!
Wait!
Steal the book. Fuck him, dude.
I survived.
Yeah!
And then burn it.
Can you recap the story somewhere I didn't play the first game?
This is pretty cool, doesn't matter.
Where are you?
Hey recovery subtitles, you better turn your volume up that bitch.
Hold on.
Sophia, I'm going to leave that back.
I need to hurry
The big bull there are statues I already told you
But that's not what I want you to tell me again
How tall was he?
Well, his horns really golden and his nose
Was it huge Sophia?
Won't talk about it when I get back
Next time.
I don't want you to leave.
You know why I'm doing this.
To find answers so you get better.
Alec.
Irene's got everyone waiting.
We need to move.
See?
That's my boy, the Nun Killer.
I've kept my men waiting long enough.
But I want to go with you.
That's my boy, Nun Killer.
Fight like a proper warrior first of all.
Then...
Then, you'll be one of us.
Alec, it's time to go.
You hurt him.
Better get training.
Then, I'll train really hard.
Everyday.
Her hair's clipping through for it, by the way.
I know you will.
See it?
Six months later.
About time.
Alex said they'd be back two weeks ago.
Dad's back.
Alex must have some stories to tell, huh?
Exactly, Sophia.
He's not gonna be there guys. It's gonna be really fucking sad.
Come play.
Do it!
They thought of everything.
Now we're going to cast Iron Man.
Whatever it is, I'm going to cast all the wrapped in gold.
Do you have any idea how red this is?
Yippee!
Looks like I'm going to lose again.
Someone said I'm going to cause someone's death.
I'm going to see Dad.
Yippee!
They don't want to suck delivering this time.
Holy fuck, look at these shitty wooden houses now.
It smells like an empire all the time, dude.
Where am I?
Lizzie Bear Little Store.
Sorry, I've got to hurry.
Are you sure this is a little rascal again?
Gosh, you sneaky fox.
Ezra, die's back!
Someone looks excited.
Come on, hurry!
Tell you what, show me the moves, Alex, and then we'll go see you.
You're both underings again.
Come on, show me what you're made of.
Take that! Take that!
Take that!
You don't even know how to cook!
Let's go now! Let's go to the kids!
The kids!
You better run, Captain!
I'll take your revenge!
Haha!
Wait.
You guys have no idea.
It's so wholesome.
It's gonna be really sad when her dad's fuckin' dead.
Ah!
Ha ha ha ha.
Aw, running from there through again.
Don't tell him I was here.
There must be a passage.
How do you travel, maker?
Got you!
Everyone get to the pit! They've got an announcement!
Let's go find Dads!
Let's walk to the pit wings!
I'll be first!
They're Vikings.
That guy's name was Blunderer.
Rather his title.
I bet he doesn't know that shortcut.
No.
What did you say?
What did you say on that?
We...
We paid the island's price.
But what we're gonna do did you bring back any treasures? Oh
No, yeah, it's a day we will remember this guy did it by the way
We must stay strong together
I'll be here for you did what killed her dad. I like entrusted me with you Paul
He looks evil.
I mean, he killed that nun, dude, that's pretty evil, bro.
and kill her.
I'll take care of you, sir.
I promise you one day you'll be the strongest of us all.
So fucking sad, man.
She seemed a vision.
uh
what
uh
can I not adjust
It feels like I have like mouse smoothing. I don't know how to describe it.
How do I get out of the camera? No.
Yeah, whatever. Doesn't matter.
You know what?
As an American, I would be so much more immersed if I didn't have the British eyes, though.
I want them to sound like they're from Kentucky.
Good joke, man.
This shatter's been fucking blasting me all day, dude.
He's like, ha ha ha ha ha! Good joke, good joke.
You got any jokes? You got any jokes, little bitch?
Put your center head down!
I told you to draw your visions.
To remember them.
It helps us understand what they did to you in that convent.
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In the panels.
It's time to go to bed, Sophia.
I don't want to go to bed.
You're dragging your feet.
You look tired.
You should go back to bed.
I just don't want to have another night.
This guy is a- clearly you.
I promise I'll sit with you for a while if it happens again.
Hmm.
This guy is a clearly evil.
I promise I'll sit with you for a while, if it happens again.
That guy is so evil.
That's a nun killer, dude. He don't... he does not give a shit.
What's the goal of this game? We have to collect the infinity stones before Thanos.
The boomers are so easy man, not even having to go to school age to make it feel like wood
soaring.
Yeah.
He's right, you're no match for me.
Let's start by blocking me.
That will give you time to analyze your enemy's move.
Hold your sword high and firm.
Yes.
That's good, but hold the position.
I'm telling you to do it.
Stay in position. Don't lower your guard.
That's good, Sophia. And again.
That was parry.
Yes. You're a born plunderer.
It's not fair.
What isn't?
You're the only one attacking.
Alright. Your turn.
You won!
I'm healed!
I got you!
I beat you!
You won! I'm healed!
Brood?
This time, pay attention to your back, Kate.
So bad dude.
That doesn't look like a very strong fighting system.
Her head's all the way forward.
Yes, that's it. Let's see how you hold your ground, harrying several attacks destabilizes
the enemy. Got it. We'll see about that.
Take this!
That's it, Sophia!
Start over!
Keep it up!
You're so sick!
Not bad at all.
I'm looking keen to watch the show.
Move.
Give it your best, Sophia.
You know Irene is not easy to impress.
I'm gonna give it my best here we go
Show us what you've learned!
Don't expect me to go easy.
Please don't!
Two of the first ones I've been waiting for came out!
Tell me squad! I'm trying to carry them!
There you go, smoke.
Didn't see that coming.
You're improving.
You're a bad kid.
She's good huh?
It's a good start.
Well, I've got a decent trainer.
I know you've got it, Ian.
You're right next to her.
I've located the island.
Look at that.
Irene, gather a team.
You leave at dawn.
Ezra, we're still going to the island.
Get the boats ready.
Will you ever tell me why I'm not allowed to go there?
Why I'm not allowed to go there
You know why
He's evil because he's losing his hair against be careful
Come on Sophia you're part of my team
Wait, but I thought we couldn't go, guys.
What's the damn coin?
There's nothing here. Disgust and empty hands.
We're after the island's key.
Wow.
That's what Farrah said.
Key to an island. That makes no sense.
You too. Make yourselves useful.
Strip the dead before the falchions do.
Already on it.
It looks like real life.
Get over all the difficulties.
Understand?
remind me again why are we taking around here are you just listening to you
near that well see you later oh they thought of everything
I can't run, Lord.
It's got to be done.
Didn't you find anything on them?
Nothing at all.
I'm starting to doubt there's anything to be found in this godforsaken place.
We'll see.
Nice stanky leg. Thanks.
Did she say Boredomite?
Yeah, it's pronounced Ong.
I'll have a look up there, come with me, I'm behind you.
first though check out this shmovement boys literally frame perfect
transitions
It should be nothing left here.
The other team's been for a while.
I see.
We must have blown something down.
Maybe.
Yes.
I wonder if I get to beat people with my wooden sword.
Nobody outside.
There's nothing to see.
Nobody outside. There's nothing to see.
Like when we replace his powers with a slave we may.
Well...
What about this suspicious door?
What the fuck?
NOOOOO!
Red this! I swear!
It's blood!
Try a lot.
Do not scavengers!
I'll make you suffer.
I'm ready to make you a wonderful man.
I mean, I need help, but...
Woo-hoo!
Stop this before I finish you all off!
I'm not a cheat, my son.
Oh
Oh, I never, I never did this tutorial. I was so focused.
Haha, so focused that barrier. They killed the guy that I talked to for a minute.
Help!
What the hell?
Leave!
I'll kill you one by one!
Someone! I need help here!
Hurry!
You thought I'd betcha.
Honestly, without being prou-
There's nothing here. You all right?
I... I didn't see it coming.
You held your own.
No, there's a couple of things we need to mark on.
It's not a freaking home, dude. What do you mean?
A sword keeps you alive.
A dagger will fight.
I'm sorry.
Now show me if you can use both.
Yeah, I can.
Put a spine into it. Aim true. Do it in one strike to be lethal. Show me.
good but it's not enough wait for the opening then pull your strength into the
blow
focus on the right moment
finally got into your head now let's see if you can survive without
without instructions. Yeah, I can't do that. Good. Painty just fucking hurts.
Not bad, but you have to do better than that.
You look at who I am.
Harder.
Strike like you mean it.
The expedition's back. They just arrived.
That'll do for today.
You don't seem happy they're back.
Put your weapons away
What aren't they telling us
First fast man must die
Well, you rather we sit around scraping by like rats
They died for a greater cause
This isn't a cause it's chaos
Oh, I'm planning for bigger things than scraps of gold the island has more all I see is death
That island would last all one by one before you even realize it
You're sure so it's an army
Alec would have faced his failure
My monochron are just really pale. Oh, I'm trying to do like a like a black and white
type of thing and in homage to one of my favorite hobbies, which is watching films
and flicks like you the silver screen.
Farrell.
I'm making more in the movies.
I got to say no play.
I
The last expedition didn't go as planned, right?
I want to be a part of this there's more to this than you understand more than you can handle
It's mine
You and my father found that island thanks to me
Tell him to take it back. I've waited long enough. Let me help Ragnar would have done it
Why are you talking about this now?
Did your visions return?
No.
We didn't trust each other anymore.
I lied to him for a long time, told him my visions were gone.
Yeah. Take him. You deserve him.
But he thought I was working against him.
I'm just sad when you're ready.
I felt trapped.
That's when she showed up. She was a thief. Ambitious. Reckless.
I would have done anything for her.
Another disastrous bet, huh?
Yeah, this guy's seeking everyone down.
Hold on, hold on!
You know what else I wanna try to unlock?
I'll do it.
He hates women. Making him even.
put this man in his place.
Hang on, drag speed.
I can't kill that guy, he was...
You lost for it.
No rules, you cheats.
If I play besides now,
I'm gonna stand it on the bench.
Is that give me my money and I said no
I'm gonna keep this fancy knife, but it's not worth at least half what you owe me
If I did I could use it to I don't know collect a few eyeballs
carve up some folks
What do you think?
All we could settle this another way give it to her
It's a delight to deal with you
Do I get half of that well, I see you can handle yourself perfectly well without me
everyone
Faro's calling a meeting main deck now
Do you think he found the queue?
Doubted.
Okay, I'm staying corrected. Immediately.
Who's supposed to be like 10 people?
As you know, tonight is the carnival, it'll be our cover.
We're striking the arsenal.
We know the key is being held here on the heavy guard, but with all the festivities,
They won't be able to secure the entire city.
They were just banter.
The southern fort is honorable.
Sophia, that's your part.
Get rid of the guards, and then open the canal gates
for Ezra and Irene to enter with our men in equipment.
Irene, you'll make your way to the power of storage.
Prepare the diversion.
Ezra, your team will position themselves
on the rooftops facing the arsenal.
Sophia will climb the church and await Ezra's signal.
Chiu-Ven's signal, Irene's team, will set fire to the depot.
Then Ezra and the rest of the forces will strike and seize the king.
Wow, that sounds really interesting.
Too long.
The doors of the island have resisted us.
I know what we have lost.
I too have buried brothers there, but this key, this key, is what we have bled for.
It's time to honor their sacrifice.
Time we open the gate to the Minotaur's treasure.
The Minotaur?
This is a highly chance to catch them off guard.
You cannot waste it.
Wait, so it's not the icon I'm saying.
It's a fear. You. You.
Signaling. Really.
You have a role. Stick to it.
Just be honest for once. You've been shutting me out from everything since the start. I've proven myself.
Have you? Have you really?
That fucking glass ceiling, Sophia.
Holy...
Who's this guy?
All right, bye
Yellow
There's Stealers
No
You should be leading. Not him. Shhh. You hear your throat cut saying that out loud.
Do you know I won't be anyone who thinks so? Maybe. He's the only one who answers about my father.
I'm a past.
You're a past.
I need to convince him to trust me.
One way or another.
Right.
I can't wait to hear what Ferris is after this.
Assuming we leave in spots like...
We're wrong.
The choice
Everything good on your own.
We're safe.
Wait for your time at the gates.
It won't take long.
We need to take out those bastards without alerting the whole army.
I'm going in guns up the lanes and...
I need some.
What the hell?
You wanna help me?
That's this. Nice one.
That's nice. I'm gonna kill you.
We'll be soon.
Help me.
I
That's one thing done now it's my move
Oh she can lock right dude
Time to join the festivities
What have I been waiting for?
That way!
This is it.
We need to show some weight.
Now, mask someone.
Look at the cloth on the barrel. They've placed these to guide us.
We've got them straight through to the church.
The parts all laid out.
Easy.
I'll give you.
Thank you.
Another piece of cloth right there.
I don't think these are done.
Yes, it's our best shot.
I'm the leper
Thank you. Oh, I'm so sorry. It's fine. It's okay people. It's okay. That's enough. Yes, mom. We don't
have time for that. Remember? Blending in with the crown is part of the mission. True, but let's press
Where's the flippy am I going I can't jump I wasn't looking for the dead
I'm off.
There's somebody there!
Hold still.
We'll need to search you both.
Alright, good play.
Come on.
Enjoy the cramp.
Thanks.
Heh heh.
Let's head to the church.
Yes, sir.
Ladies, care for a taste of malice?
Tempting, but not today.
Excuse me?
Who's next?
I'm about to warm the soul.
I don't know.
Take a look at the church.
You're free to use it, Blake.
We're not tonight.
Another ship here.
On the right track.
This is a firework!
Keep calm!
Everybody take off your mask.
You can't afford any trouble tonight.
If they see what's up to us.
We're in the wild.
It's all your own safety.
Our safety?
What? Just past the music?
To turn these into words.
I'm not sure about this. Trust me.
This way, Soph. This way to the church.
Wait, she called me Soph, guys. I'm in.
I'd like to know my city. Never know when you'll need a quick escape route.
Did they say the name of this place?
Took you three years to realize that. I knew from the start.
Yeah, it's Facebook, yes.
It's right behind this fence.
It's Missouri? Missouri, good.
And it's just my favorite.
As I found it, it's the Minotaur.
You're calling me a big hit?
I thought it was the Minotaur.
It's on the way home.
What are you talking about?
We did the worst job with a big door in this sign.
You're really talented aren't they?
Oh
Shubbler
Okay
As soon as they come back with that chest, we leave.
And we only pack at the den.
That work?
That works.
Alright.
It's grappling time!
Technique momentum strike.
Okay.
Wait, am I changing my weapon here?
I kind of preferred the falchion over this, if I'm being honest.
Yield falchion.
Speaking of climbing up and down, make sure you guys scroll down and click the Resonance
There's a Plague Tale legacy button panel.
And thank you residents a Plague Tale legacy and focus in their team for sponsoring this
stream.
That's shit Brad.
Am I dumb?
Oh.
That's strong, thanks for the job.
I already bought it for three of your friends.
That was very nice of you, dude.
I'm going to take a look at the game.
Wait, that's clearly it.
Hold.
Cab?
It's not a cab.
Wait, is it Capsar?
It is.
And that's one
By the power of grace go
Irene come on
That should empty the soldiers awesome
Back to the den for me
Yep, so freaking lame. Stupid Barrow, man.
I wanted to see if I could like fall like slightly less.
You think we live in this, boys?
Oh.
It was probably the lady!
Come on, let's play two and two together, man.
Who lives here?
It's grapinal time!
Oh!
I
Got you
How about this
When I was cool, we're like a little get over here
What is that?
What do you do?
A chance to feel more credit.
Wahoo!
Let me through.
Save us some time.
Oh!
I could have made that jump in real life dude, to be honest.
I could have easily made that jump.
Hold on.
Hmm, how could this be? Who would have the connections to pull this off?
Oh, that was not too late.
What are you doing here?
That's his way.
Come on.
Gosh, darn.
Oh, they knew. They trapped us.
Who did this? We set us up.
Say it again. Say it again!
Look at that fight.
No!
Don't worry about me!
I'll take you to a single body!
No!
Fuck!
We find this!
Push it!
I'm taking out!
Hold on! I'm here!
I'm actually behind!
Come on! Just a few seconds!
The door is open!
Move inside now!
We're screwed! This door's not gonna hold!
Shut your mouth and push!
Look, Jess, we still have the shore!
We saw it last night!
We have to get out of here!
Jess, I saw that for sure. I saw that last night.
You had a good night's sleep.
Get down out of here!
I won't go anywhere!
What are you going to do?
Don't despair!
You're going to die!
It's my life!
I'm leaving you!
Go, Sophia!
I don't know what you're going to do!
How can I leave you?
You're not going to make it.
I know.
Go, King.
You're ready.
And your father will be too.
Where do you think you're going?
He's loathing.
Why didn't you face her, Ezra?
She was like you live
Holy blood.
What is this?
tree we got five points press control when being attacked
brr brr brr double stun damage and parry at the last moment yep yep I need to
want to look at the rest okay maybe I should have you get a giga dodge
hey what's going on here
They died for this. You won't stop me.
Move down.
Nice block, dude.
He did not care about the bottle to the face.
Stop them! Now!
Use your bling first!
Show your prancing to them!
For my gang, you're the pain!
Whoa! Grab all the perks in front of you!
Hey, I don't fully get the thought of that.
Use your bling first!
Show your prancing to them!
For my gang, you'll pay!
I died for this! You won't stop me!
I'll kill you all!
Whoa!
Try not to...
...slop.
You won't keep that chest!
Try taking it with my cold hands.
Stop running! Face me!
Quick! Level escape!
Now!
I'm getting away!
Shoot!
Oh
Let us go like it's schizophrenic hallucination
This bitch has some oddness.
It was obviously her.
Our boon, thanks for 7.
We found out what that is.
Oh, it's the key.
The key for the island.
Just jump.
No, it's four!
That was my favorite bandita.
Honestly, all of these guys are bandidos, so I don't want you to show who it is.
No!
Silly goose.
You good bro?
These vibranians are the fourth dimension.
and
I should have been here.
There's only this old place, Gustav.
I'll make you please what you did.
I'll kill all of you.
I need to get out.
As soon as I looked away, this happened.
I should have known what you betrayed me.
Listen to me! I've heard enough lies!
You sold yourself to the army!
I did not!
I cut the bullet and protect it!
You're pathetic!
You...
You brought this on yourself!
You sold yourself to the army!
the army
ba-ba-ba-da-ba
I knew you were setting this up!
No!
Give me one reason not to kill him!
He's lost his life!
Please!
Can you take him?
Yes!
Am I dumb?
Loading?
It's all just so high in fidelity. It's so hard to tell where I can and cannot traverse.
Right here.
No killer.
That is a fast motherfucking boat, Jesus.
You see that little look?
So sad guys.
Look, I know you're being facetious, but I have a hard time feeling about those guys because they were bandidos.
Sea Viking.
Pirate.
Who cares, bro?
Because I know I would have been a peasant during this time. I would have got raided by these guys.
would slow for us trust me how does she know how does she know
they stole it but it was yours once
I'm going to go back to my room and see what's going on.
day, benediction, aluminum, valendists!
Here's one from the Kesse.
Davoid.
I can't believe this.
These watercolors.
They're his.
They're my father's.
And here, furrow sketches, it's all here.
Every detail about the island.
You know, these guys are pretty good artists, aren't they?
And then we got Archway.
We got Archway 2.
We got Tree Archway.
We got Violin.
We got Julius Caesar, Skellington in parenthesis, Susan Caesar, the crown of God, the ball from
Sleigh the Spire II, and that's also the ball.
And there, on the right, look, the chest, that's how far I'm new, so the key is a sphere.
Look at these symbols.
It's simple puzzle. If I was in her chat right now, I would be calling her the dumbest
brick on the planet, dude. Holy fuck. She's taking longer than 10 seconds to solve this?
Are you serious?
Intellectual blow!
Killer!
It calls to me
Feel it in my veins
I always have
Then you should go there yeah, what have been cool of some of the fun you waited too long for this
Hey, where you going?
Perfect so
What about you?
I might have to report back to my handbook.
Well, if everyone's fighting over this thing, it must mean there is something over that.
And if it is treasure, I'm not going to let you have it all to yourself.
Bill?
Dude.
Why, she clearly sold us out, right?
Flying hand reliefs or something?
But not because she's evil, because she wanted that Dosh arena.
The darted self-blockhammers and cock-pulled them. Oh.
The water looks pretty good, huh?
I'm trying to put my speed in these bad boys.
Okay pro tip for everyone who's gonna click the panel below. This is definitely a controller
Okay, we're on page
If I had to guess, I think we augured our own future after we were shot out by those nubs with the Minotaur blood.
It's even bigger than I expected.
Did I just say augured?
Yeah, augured.
Not poggers. Augured.
The past tense and past participle of the verb auger, which means to be a sign of a good
or bad outcome in the future, or to predict what will happen.
Yes.
Doesn't look like the lads went through here anyway, they must have gone around.
We're going to find the holes in the cave.
We're going to find this right, Roy E.M.I.
I keep an escape to close love.
Roy E.M.I.
am I? It looks like they're often not for dev come in the traditional sense, but we got a...
like this is our... our dev guidance. What do you think is cool about the dev?
IMO?
I can't see!
Wait, we're not finding the correct cave.
Is the game too loud? BTW? Oh, I can't go there.
I'm a little quiet.
I'll turn the hell down here.
Whoa!
Controller speaker volume.
You don't know him like I know him. Don't call him Pharoah
Like we consult with an arrow
There's a hole next to the one with the tree in front
This one. Oh, it's right there. I'm down. Wow. You love Marvel equips? You guys talk
so much trash, but I guarantee some of you guys are at like a third rate read. I will
What happened on the boat that was one of your visions wasn't it? Yes
but this one was
Bad like when I was at the convent
those bastards
Dude, dude, how tight would it be if if like ours throw it like George R. R. Martin was on my twitch
I was like nice Marvel dialogue quips, you know, it's never George R. R. Martin. It never is
It's never Isaac Asimov
I would have done that a little bit earlier.
Yeah.
We're on page two now.
I know the trees.
Fuck.
Need Frick.
yep we got to jump through the gaffing maw
when you were at the convent they never said anything about this place
nothing just that they needed to know where it was nothing about treasure
by any chance no they were clearly looking for something else
What's that on the cliff? Looks like you'll have to climb.
I can't...
I can't see it.
Sorry.
I was reading it right to left. I've been immersing myself in it.
Japanese culture.
Holy LARP.
I've watched a little bit of One Piece lately.
Also Shohei Otani, man.
Consult the book.
We need to vile in.
The number does not tell me where.
She's talking to the bird.
I know the number he wears.
I was like, I want to see how loud it was.
I don't think I lowered the music, did I? No, I did.
There's two...fitty...cent...doing the ALS challenge.
Hey, ask him.
Sir! Help me up!
Coming!
Step back a little.
Yes, can you can you follow them real quick?
Read a book. Grab my hand.
See.
I thought you were leaving me for dead, Delma.
I bet you can't read one page of Harry Potter.
Ready? Yes.
What does it look like?
Some kind of stone or slab.
You'll see.
You're right.
We're looking for the violin.
If I was building here, that doesn't tell us where to go, though.
Hey, but what about it?
I forget.
We gotta look behind those.
The path is revealed.
Yep.
Am I dumb?
Up the bushes!
Am I dumb?
I keep hitting the wrong button all the time.
Am I dumb?
I keep hitting the wrong button to go out.
Oh my god, they're all the same symbol.
Brrrrrrrrrrrr
I didn't even bother looking
Or shadowing
About your visions. Yes, that's what led the gang here in the first place
And Tharo, did he know? He did until I lied to him and told them they were gone
I must have driven him even further. You could say that
More ruins, I wonder what they used to support
a building like that wait hold up
what does this mean not sure I understand this one yet broken columns maybe an old
arch or something
Look around. It's a whole village. I can't believe people actually lived here. Like, what?
Centuries ago? Even more, given what's left of it. I wish I could have seen it before it
I'm going to look through it, I'm going to look through it, I'm going to look through
I'm here if you need
please he's dead now I don't care about I watched how I'm watch tower right
under our noses began must have built it to keep an eye on the shore
I may spot something from up there.
Go on!
Dude, what if... what if Grappinals actually worked like this?
You just climbed, Sheriff.
What if there's like a normal thing to do with it?
What's that?
Uh, do I slice it?
No?
Do I... nope?
Huh, clever.
Lenny!
Oh, I see.
Oh.
Someone's having fun.
X marks the spot.
That's a pirate trove.
Wee!
What have you done?
Why don't you just do this for me?
Did you climb the rope in gym class?
No, I couldn't. I didn't have the upper body, dude.
But I was a beast at Godfall.
Let's just say that.
I always thought that they would all be here the first time I came some of them must have
made it so yeah probably probably enough fellows
Whoa!
Here, water.
Warm sand.
Apart from the eerie ruins, this island is paradise.
I quite like the ruins.
The charm of the old, as they say.
If you say so.
Well, time to end it.
Oh my god!
I wasn't expecting her to scream.
them now that's probably how they've been busy they must have caught this tunnel
to get around the main gate I always thought that they would all be here
the first time I came
Care, water, warm sand. Apart from the eerie ruin of this island as paradise.
The door. We're almost there. Tharo really took precautions. Good thing you got your
book back it still be stranded on that beach if you hadn't I mean I don't know
I don't know about that I think there's only so much iron I think they're used to
this it's like one miles away from the case
Sammit! My coin!
The army. They'll see our boat as soon as they arrive.
Erm...
That's our plan.
Well, we've got the book. We know the island better than they do.
Oh, it's so close, Lenny.
We can slip away before they catch sight of us.
Believe me.
I can feel it.
There's something on this island.
I bet they stink, man.
Wasn't the last time you think these medieval peasants took a shower.
Oh, would you look at that. Hell of a hideout.
I almost forgot how long some of us stayed here.
Or how many never came back.
You know it wasn't your fault, right?
Then this... Ezra...
I know. That richie traitor will pay.
I'll report this to himself.
I'll keep it too far and they'll push back.
It's too late now anyway.
The boats game as her favorite. He told me how to play when I was a kid teach me no one could be him
except me
He let you in didn't he of course. He did that made me even matter
Guess this game will never get finished now
What is boats
do they have okay I can't read that hey thank you residents of playtail legacy and
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They almost got me, Tratter.
Whoa.
Now that is something else.
It's a whole civilization.
And that statue, it's massive.
Come on.
We have to get a closer look.
Yes.
We're sure they were giants.
Pretty sure.
More like Helene's.
She punches us in the stomach.
I bet you can read, nerd.
I have a long time ago. There was gold that I can remember
Right now good by a ship of our own you're getting ahead of yourself
Well, well someone was inspired
Is that who I think it is? That's Faro and Irene
With the hair and everything this makes it's a bit off, but there's something to it. No, you're right
It says a lot. It does, yes.
I don't know.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
Yeah, I'm an appreciator of art, so I probably couldn't explain to you guys.
I saw it in my visions so that's the treasure a part of it but I never thought
about what it could represent you mean a throne and everything that comes with it
the fortune of a king you become you become a god
T.M. Press. Hold app to break things.
Yeah!
And I think Farrow drew in the book
Guys, it's made out of bronze
Guys, it's made out of bronze everything that maybe everything you said it's bronze. I knew it's bronze because of the oxidizing ship
The oxidizing has to be a reason sir. We'll figure it out. Thank you very much for seven
Dude
I guess I'm impressed with my archaeological skills.
The
the
I wish I could, like, oh, here we go.
We're gonna get the hanged.
I will cherish this forever.
Thank you, Gog.
I'm stuck, by the way.
Hehehe, worm skull eggs for seven?
Where? Okay, nice.
I don't think I can go that way, guys.
I knew it deep down somehow seeing it is something else there has to be a reason
so we'll figure it out rolls hard to believe everything the gang brought back
over the years came from here seeing it like this it feels almost wrong because
it wasn't plundering I mean surely I can obsession
the army I think they're landing already done the traitor he ever hit
it was you keep moving
darn it darn the traitor who led them here dang it I think I can get through
If you help me
Go ahead. It's Lou
Hurry
You're right. Yes, that was close. Yes
Let's keep going. We'll find a way to meet up somewhere
There must be a way to meet inside
Wait, I can't even go back.
I can't even go back together.
Whatever.
I don't want to.
Whatever.
I'll check upstairs and I'll look around here, got another fresco, warriors, several of them.
They're fighting each other.
Fighting?
For what?
The crown?
It's not shown, but that'd make sense, I guess.
Hmm, let me stick to your day job all right. I don't need no guesses. No hypotheses
My dumb
I am indeed done. I am indeed done.
You get hurt, I'm not carrying you.
What's that?
Found something?
Thought so, but it's just shiny metal.
Goodness, you really are a magpie.
First a fox, now a magpie. What's next, huh? A badger?
Guys, not a bad fit actually.
Guys, a magpie? It's like, it's a bird and it's like, infamous for stealing stuff.
You guys know that?
I'll see if I can join you on the other side and dark
G.A. Sharps was not a skeleton here. They were trying to enter the the whole dimension obviously
Come over here. I think you can climb up.
Coming.
Did you miss me?
I thought I'd die.
So that's where Farrow got the right symbols.
I hope this key was worth all the bloodshed.
If my father was already looking for it, then there must be a good reason.
What's that oh soldier battle axe demand Minotaur
Carrots I don't know what that is at the bottom
You never told me how he died here your father
They say his whole crew was killed
He met the beast hell
I'm just curious like why not assume it was the crazy guy that did it.
chase of the throwable falls from a killed enemy. It was already happening though.
There it is.
door.
And Hale's black mold dies instantly?
Ugh!
And she-
Is magic.
I'm not afraid answer taking it in let's keep moving maybe we'll see where it comes from
it's a best as best as what is that it's you I mean us when we walk allowing footprints
Well, I think it's reassuring.
I think I can sit through here.
Having fun?
I'm trying to understand how it works.
Not the best thing if you want to be discreet though.
Looks like it disappears after a while.
Go ahead, I'm right behind you.
Rockin' that thing.
The Colosseum.
Or can I procure this game?
It looks incredible.
They click the link below, fellow.
see what five are oh my god let's get that
You've come here to claim the crown, but will you fight for it?
The dogs will bear witness. Three trials await you. Each step nearer than the last.
You will face not only each other, but a creature born from your darkest nightmares.
Only one of you shall prevail and enter its lair, for the labyrinth holds the treasure you all seek, the crown and the throne for the Minotaur Slayers!
What was that?
You trippin', dog.
Same. No one ever checks the pond.
I just felt like a jolt in my arm.
It's never been that sharp before.
They got flamingo
long ropes, old planks, chunters work, it's room for you.
That bull on the cliff, it's the beast, right?
The Minotaur.
What? Where?
Where?
Not helping?
So?
It felt like I was one of them.
Someone was speaking, but I didn't catch everything.
And I know it sounds mad.
It doesn't.
It sounds like we're on the right track.
I guess.
Yes.
I saw the Minotaur in the book.
There wasn't an actual half-bull, half-man creature in your visions, right?
Just checking.
No.
Only statues.
Good.
I'm letting these island stories get to me. Yes, it's not real
Nor is the glowing footsteps you had
Magic's not real as well
The Minotaur can't hurt you it's not real
There's strange dust again
When do we get our flashlight? Yes, they were parading
I'm waiting for what some kind of tournament I think
That is a gilded pedestal
It's your bronze dolly this looks so ugly man. It's a
receptacle
Yeah, put the ball
Moment of truth
No one's gone this far
It doesn't work, credits roll.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh!
Burn it!
Guys, we got a mirror puzzle.
Ooh, duh, what do we do?
What do we do boss it's directing the light your mysterious dust doesn't like it apparently
Why would I want to do that?
Oh
I don't want to waste the sun. How's that even possible?
How did he solve it first try?
mental giant.
It was just a warm up, guys.
You just think you're such puzzle gods, but you're actually just puzzle wimps.
You're a puzzle door
Take that air
Actually these look like gigantic lenses you're still thinking they were giants
No, I'm trying to figure out how it was
This is the right way.
It's working!
One of the platform latches is opening!
On the wall, Soph!
For a minute or so!
It looks like it's coming straight out of hell!
Yeah.
Look!
Another one of those gilded medallions showed up.
On it.
the true test I consider myself a puzzler so I wonder where all this is
going to lead us we're gonna have to puzzle this one out fellas
Gonna have to puzzle. It's time to scapuzzle.
It's time to scapuzle.
Do we even need this one anymore?
Time to scat daddle.
Like there's one over there.
Can I even hit that one?
Yes.
All of the lights
Bah pah pah pah pah pah pah pah pah pah pah pah pah pah pah
The beast again
destroying the city
It haunts of the story
There's nowhere to hide from it
Only one latch left and one medallion
How big are they down in the lab room?
Still locked
We have to open the latches
Since when does the Minotaur have tails like tentacles? It never did
He evil he evil now
I don't know why you can flip this cap
All of the lights
Overware wench
Where for us now
I see
The blue lights guys!
Damn, she shot her up dude.
Trials the tournament you talked about well that second fresco had warriors on it so that
That makes sense.
You just gonna hold it?
All right.
All right, big dog.
What?
What do you think, Lenny?
You can ask for it.
Yes, that's funny.
How do we see that one?
Why do we conjure forth the light?
Check to see if there's an extra life guide?
I mean I could ask her for help.
But I don't want.
I'm a strong independent lass.
Fixing!
What kind of message is something here, huh?
Yeah, I know.
Could we use it to reflect Alex and Medallion?
Yeah, I know. I know that.
Which one is it?
My claw tokens are back, and maybe I can ask Claude.
Claude, how do I solve the puzzle in Resonance of Plague Tale Legacy?
Dude.
This broken length could be used to reflect the light to the medallion.
Whoop.
Yeah.
Now what?
Should we put multiple on it?
Use the third lens you walk past?
Which one?
There we go. We needed multiple.
No one in chat knew that by the way.
Literally no one in chat said that you'd point multiple on it.
You didn't need multiple?
Oh yeah, then how come that was the solution?
Welp, time to scat Daniel, boy.
I
Well, if woman was dead he still had that we're going down say shop
Really during this time you're afraid
You know none of that felt feels right. No the chest
Warriors everything I've seen for years. It all leads here
Even this king
Yes
Someone or something. It's Jesus do this
You don't have to I trust you
And I trust that you loyal hero well, I'm supposed I'll turn to compete for the crown
We'll click the panel below to try out resonance a plague tail legacy for yourself
Thank you, Resonance, a playtale legacy and Focus Entertainment for sponsoring this stream.
If you want to see the remaining two trials of the Minotaur, make sure you click the link
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I got pissed so bad, holy fuck.
Holy holy yes below oh my me bladder
You're a natural that wasn't even the script dude. I was off the dome that was off the dome dude
That was off the off the dome dude. I
I mean, I didn't have to say, I didn't have to thank them.
That was the only thing in the script and truly, thank you.
Honest thoughts?
It's like, it's an event, the comment wasn't unfun, actually.
Uh, I wish we'd maybe run to like one more boss or something before I stop playing like
there's probably some cool shit later, but you know, I thought it looked good and I don't
think that I don't think that translates well to Twitch because for some reason in the big
2026, they're still rocking a fat bit rate cap.
I didn't.
I think Chatters overused the Marvel dialogue shit as well.
I don't think it was particularly marble coated.
I will say I didn't give a shit about the characters.
Really, I mean, I care about the main character because she
of the none stuff like the the the partner
the very obviously evil partner
I got a pit so bad
He says something negative about the game before the end of the sponsored stream?
Well, first of all, it's already over 1-2.
I did say something negative.
That's it.
That is actually what my stomach looks like.
All right.
I will react. I'm going to go peek at some water and then we'll play the game.
If you're into like, oh, first of all, the.
Resonance of Plague Tale, I see 100% a controller game, 100% like a console game, you know what
I mean?
If you're into like the like this, the story action game or whatever, I'm sure you probably
like that.
I think me, that's not normally my main thing.
I think the closest game that I've played like this one.
And completed was
the two God of War games.
Oh, no, right back.
I
I had to find some socks.
I found them.
No, not the pooping.
No, no, no.
Are you starting a new run?
Oh, yeah.
Darkest Dungeon, dude.
One of the greatest games of all time.
We will be playing Dorcas Dungeon.
I don't know where my webcam is going to be.
What is blood moon?
It's the hardest difficulty.
Now, there are some hyper nerds who play it without torchlight, that's not me.
I don't really remember enough about the game to be able to do that.
In Blood Moon, you have, it was a 99 turns to beat the game, which seems like a lot.
I want to say 99 turns. I mean, like 99.
You have 100. Sorry.
Uh, 100.
Go out.
Into the various dungeons and then come back.
The like that signifies the end of your turn, right?
Um.
And in Blood Moon, you have to defeat all of the bosses.
I'm pretty sure.
I can't remember if you have to defeat like the individual dungeon branch bosses probably do.
Um, but you have to beat.
I know you have to beat the, uh, the vampire bosses from the, the first DLC.
Um.
Just the countess and darkest dungeon are required.
Oh, well isn't the count just the last vampire boss?
So you do have to beat them all.
Anyway, shut the hell up.
You can only have 16 deaths.
Countess isn't a requirement for being the game.
Oh, all right.
Maybe I'll shut the hell up.
Anyway, we're going to try and do that.
You can only have 16 deaths, which can... life comes at you fast in the darkest dungeons, so...
The last time I tried to do this, I lost
at the Countess, I remember. And I even... I think I even remember my team. I think I had a...
I had a man at arms and I had two antiquarians because I had
I'd pigeonhole either I I pigeonholed myself into
That I think it was two antiquarians a highwaymen and the man arms know the reason I remember that is because I
I was sacking dodge with the antiquarians and I was using repost on the highwaymen in the man in arms.
It didn't work. I lost.
Um, it did not work.
get the faster combat and walking speed mods I mean maybe I'll maybe I'll get those I mean
Let me look at the workshop real quick, you know.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Don't look at the workshop, it's filled with porn mods.
What?
All right.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
I don't remember.
Which one it is?
I think I'm going to go no skins, I think I'm going to go no skins.
It's been a while.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
So, that's the end of the video.
Thank you for watching.
See you next time.
It's been five years? It has been five years since I've played this game.
Swarby work pen, sturdy shovels.
At last, in the salt-soaked crags beneath the lowest foundations,
we unearthed that damnable portal that hunted the new evil.
Our every step unsettled the ancient earth.
But we were in a realm of death and madness.
In the end, I alone fled, laughing and wailing through those blackened arcades of antiquity.
Until consciousness failed me.
You remember our venerable house?
Are you doing the Nethlog Challenge?
Then Imperial.
Um, English only in chat, but it's currently in 6th and 7th.
Keep it at home, claim your birthright, and deliver our family from the ravenous clutching shadows.
Of the darkest dungeon.
Oh ho ho ho, so dear these Reservin' Lordy Ingboli's 55 subs.
Darkest Dungeons is about making the most of a bad situation. Questful failure must be abandoned.
Heroes will die when they die. They stay dead. Progress always hits constantly, so actions are permanent.
The game expects a lot out of you. How far will you push your adventures?
How much are you willing to risk getting a quest to restore the Hamlet?
What will your sacrifice to save the life of your favorite hero?
Thankfully, there are always fresh souls arriving on the stage,
seeking both adventure and favor in the shadow of the...
...FORBID GARDEN!
I
I got to turn the sub-pilot on, I will.
It winds with a troubling, serpent-like suggestion through the corrupted countryside.
Leading only, I fear, to evermore tenorous places.
There is a sickness in the ancient, hidden cobbles of the old road,
and on its writhing path, you will face viciousness, violence, and perhaps,
mother damnably transcendent terrors.
So just feel yourself and remember there can be no bravery without madness.
Your road will take it to hell, but in that gaping of this, we will find our redemption.
The Old Road
I
Was a bit alone dude
You are currently in a room
Yeah, we get
in my cursor
We're...
Let's uh...
to the hamlet, and then I will restart.
I don't need tips!
It's still kind of loud, huh?
I'm good.
I think I'm going to be able to do that.
Are we here?
Come on bro.
Something like this.
Pan-pan-pan-pan-pan-pan-pan-pan-pan-pan.
This mess nooo!
Their cursed champion falls!
Success so clearly in view.
Or is it merely a trick of the light?
Oh no!
Whatcha got, bruh?
Hey, where do you think I am?
Oh yeah, it's one of the things you can do.
So I was pretty sure that for Blood Moon you literally have to complete all of these
goldstone, don't you?
My dumb?
No?
I gotta restart my game.
Is this modded? No, there's no mods.
Uh-oh. My game's not actually fullscreen. Which we knew. We knew that.
Ruin has come to our family.
My mouse is in the correct position.
one
All right, it's in the correct position.
All the decadent horrors I have seen pale in comparison to that final crowning thing I
Could not look nor could I look away
Squad of and charms gathered from all the forgotten corners of the earth
Women and men soldiers and outlaws fools and corpses
All will find their way to us now that the road is clear.
Most will end up here, covered in the poisoned earth, awaiting merciful oblivion.
In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings.
I'm gonna turn it on a little bit.
Yeah, that's good.
Mecca of madness and morbidity. Your work begins.
Well, to the darkest dungeon, fellows.
Plutimaniac God-fearing demon and renamenemia.
Oh, my cursor's fucked up again.
I don't know why it's doing this.
I wonder if...
Persever fucked up used 32-bit in windowed mode.
Open properties for darkestDXE file.
Under compatibility tab I give disabled display scaling on high DPA settings.
Okay.
DashFalk can do it.
DashFalk can do it then, bruv.
Where's the fucking ex-emai?
Where's the fucking...
Found it.
Don't get... dude, what a banger.
Banger.
Let's see.
Change high DPI settings.
Disable display scaling and high DPI settings.
Uh, under compatibility, we have a disabled display scaling and high DPI settings, a
check mark.
All you see is over at high DPI scaling behavior.
Hmm.
And then I can choose either application system or system
in hand.
So I guess we'll just do application.
Well we'll see what happens...
Mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew MW
Dude, I really do have the Mao Zedong haircut done, dude
God damn
Lookin' so fresh and so clean clean
Burp burp burp burp burp burp burp burp burp
It's correct. But it was correct here last time.
In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings.
And now it's not! Fuck! Why?!
resolution
why do you have to change the game
or restart the game
to change the resolution I wonder if I can all enter will launch is
ask Grock dude man fuck Grocka bitch dude
Grocka fucking big
Rock da off's.
The degeneracy of the Hamlet is nothing I fear when compared to the condition of surrounding
acres.
Windows X, then you... you...
When it's open to fullscreen window, you're native resolution.
Let me Google it.
It says?
This sprinkler's game catcher should work.
Which is what I'm doing.
I'm starting to get pissed off.
Yeah, I don't think I have an overwolf.
Let me look.
the 32 one. Okay. We will do that. 32 bits.
Torchless or no balls? I haven't played this game in 5 years and I barely remember it.
So...
Ummm... yeah.
So no balls? Yeah, no balls almost.
Ha ha ha.
Whaaat?
It's not worth it!
Disable display scaling for that.
Let's see.
Pathability.
Let's restart again.
Cool!
Where did it all go, sir? I don't know. My DPI isn't even high, dude. What's happening?
What the flug is happening, dude?
We dug for months.
Dude when it loads my mouse literally just teleports.
And we were rewarded with madness.
I wouldn't know how to do that, I wouldn't know how to make a borderless full screen.
Am I on 125 scale in Windows?
That might be actually, because I have such a big monitor.
I am.
Do you think that's it?
Everything's so small now. I changed it.
the computer for ants dude
does anyone read this shit
does anyone read this fucking shit man
my dick is pretty small just a weekly reminder
thank you tabemono
thank you for reminding
Everyone, that guy is dick is small.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm a deus.
Well, let's see if that worked.
Ruin. Has come.
I remember days when the sun shone and water could be heard from the tavern
I'm gonna change that back cuz it's a really annoying setting to forget that I have on
Hmm
Hmm, maybe I should just play windowed.
You had the same problem, dude, I'm telling you right now.
You guys are telling me to disable a setting that I do not have.
This is what this guy says.
I resolved this issue by adjusting a setting on the EXE startup file.
This is by opening the properties for darkest at EXE.
Under compatibility tab, I gave disabled display scaling and high DPI settings a check mark.
Okay, so I'm exactly where the moron who typed that paragraph is right now.
Right now.
I have navigated to the location.
That setting does not exist.
I have changed high DPI settings, which goes to a different location.
And then the description.
Of these is program DPI, use the setting to fix scaling problems for this program,
instead of the one in settings, open advanced scaling settings,
which brings me to the Windows scale.
Okay. And I have high DPI scaling override.
Okay, which disables display scaling in high DPI settings, that sounds like that, okay.
So I can override it.
Sure.
Scaling performed by application, system, or system enhanced.
Which one?
What is it? Yes. Let's do system. Actually, let's do system enhance. Well, let it read.
that chatter? no. I was a sponsor again. not bad. not bad. definitely uh
Not my normal, not my normal bed.
Let me see.
The plume and the pistol...
A pitting end to my folly...
And a curse upon us all.
Okay, so...
It is still slightly off...
But it's closer than it was last time.
Weird.
Let me try the other setting.
Hang on.
Feel free to leave a comment or a comment on what you're doing.
Thank you.
Thank you!
Bye!
No!
Nooo!
No!
you can try adding it dash borderless to the launch options for the game on steam
uh...
sure, I don't know if that's gonna work though
I did that
Who tried adjusting DZ?
Discovery's on now.
I don't know why.
Curiosity.
Interest.
And obsession.
My markers on my route to damnation.
It's still slightly on.
Um, here's what I'll do.
Yeah, we're going to play Winded, which should be fun.
You guys will learn the rest of the difference.
Let me uncheck that setting I did as well.
I
Watt or
I don't want you to upload the cloud dude launch the game
I tell you to launch, you launch.
Yep.
Steam says launching.
Launch the game!
you
I suppose I will restart Steam then.
Oh, you're finishing the cloud sync that won't finish before you close.
Okay.
Sure.
Moon not prepared. Why, why the actual fuck would I think that I need to align my mouse with my OBS?
Why do, why would I think that I need to do some troubleshooting for a game released in 2016
that I have streamed for hundreds of hours without this issue.
How was your dad had prepared before you were conceived?
Well, launch it.
Well, let's fucking see!
Let's fucking see!
I was lord of this place before the crows and rats made it their domain
Yeah, it's aligned now. Interesting. I think it's just the size of my monitor, if I'm being honest.
Doo doo doo!
The hand of lights!
Holy...
test yourself in the mad realm of your fallen ancestor
the cost of preparedness measured now in gold later in blood food food check is
for food it's one food for each person
I don't remember a lot
I think we want at least two shovels. I think we want at least two of these.
We want one key per the secret room and one key per another thing.
What? First mission is always one shuttle, one key?
You can't get a secret room in the first dungeon.
I swear you can't.
You have no scowl.
Where do you check their scouting?
I'm pretty sure the highwayman has a small amount.
Oh, it's right here.
Right back.
We'll just bring two, just put up.
And I think grab one of those.
Why is this taking so long to load?
Explain to me.
Hello. Got to click.
I'm clicking.
The Cloud Save.
I mean, maybe we go 64-bit.
First one is long.
Have any old mods active? No.
Well, time to close this shit.
And of course, when I tried to close it, it did not close.
So now I must close it through the Task Manager.
And now it's gonna do some cloud shit and update that we're good
Well, well...
One hour tech support?
Yeah, except you dumb motherfuckers have the incorrect solution every time!
Who's doing the tech support?
Where's the support?
Can you feel it?
The walls between the same world and that unplunged prevention of delirium are tenuously...
Your hubris is sickening, Chad!
I'm one of those.
Shift click for full stacks when you buy?
Ooh, thanks bro.
Tell me if you noticed something about my inventory real quick.
Not a full stack.
So yeah, I could have held shift and left click one time and saved seven left clicks, but you know what?
I'm trying to get some fucking exercise, dude. I'm gonna be honest.
Shut the hell up.
Goddamn it.
You got smoke, fool.
How can you miss?
The blood quickens.
Bufo!
Stamble!
He can't bleed because of the scaling though.
Another abomination cleansed from our lands.
I don't want that.
You're not wish for that.
Even the cold stone seems bent on preventing passage.
Get your ass up here.
I am confluence of skill and purpose.
YOUCH!
75% eh?
Farewell.
But paint hope blossoms.
Seize this momentum. Push on till the tasks end.
Game's kind of loud.
Here you go buddy. I turned down a little bit for you.
Would you look at that chatter?
A scout.
Now picture, Mike.
Gartle on a dick, bitch.
Do not speak directly to me.
The light, the promise of safety.
The surprise mod is working marvelous.
Woo!
Oh, I picked the wrong one.
Oh, shit!
You can't miss that three to seven I'm gonna take you down
Yeah.
Four.
Continue the onslaught.
Destroy them all.
Yeah.
No bleed.
Double you.
I don't know what she does in the second rank, I don't remember.
Nice try, pool.
You're dead.
Also, fuck you.
Great is the weapon that cuts on its own
Their formation is
We're gonna like these so
Swag swag money millionaire
90% swag
well you know we're gonna
No way we going down here too.
I
Were a bitch
I hate you.
That's crazy.
There we go.
I'm almost there.
Hurt me again, babe.
He hates this motherfucker, dude.
this expedition at least promises success I think that I think it's toy was
it's just a heel stress heel but I think if you search it without that it's the
It's Jim's.
Fucking Cleptomaniac ass bitch.
He stole my stuff.
Can you explain the game a bit for non-DD players?
I walk around this map, stuff happen. It's turn-based combat.
No way.
Can I try? Can I sun you this time please? Is that okay, mister? No, alright. It's whatever,
I
Not really where we want to be fellas
It's actually so insane.
Dude he was at 10% resist dude.
To start.
This is actually so crazy.
I can't move.
The magic is struck. A blazing star is born.
I have never stayed in blow.
of
the
of
the
of
Slow death, unforeseen, unforgiving, rewary, triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall.
Don't tell me what to do.
Yep.
Not allowed to visit the brothel for reasons best left to discretion.
The tents are pitched, banners fly, and the corpse wagons stand at the ready.
circus has come to town. I don't want to go there fellas. I mean maybe we can. This isn't
I can simmer weak, right?
She searches where others will not go, and sees what others will not see.
Not a bad character.
I should have...
I should...
I need no...
It is done.
It is done. Turn yourself now to the condition of those poor devils who remain.
What skills do you got?
I don't really remember what this is.
Actually, I don't even.
Is PvP.
We're not doing that.
You close the game, John, and close the game.
Uh.
The Abbey calls to the Faithful.
Fuck, I- where do we remove- it's the Sanitarium where we remove the uh, negative phrase.
Well, we gotta get rid of L Plague Doctero.
I mean, I don't mind the minus accuracy but holy f**k, dude.
We have no dodge.
Drink.
cancel
Canceled.
And then charge to the middle's farm to see what has been done.
I kind of want this a plus two speed clip.
W. Speed.
What kind of need her here?
We have the shitty heal.
Let's go for the Dust Speed Cloak.
Probably not more than two, right?
Well, spring three.
We're gonna have to get used to the game again.
I don't remember everything.
I swear you can use one of these two on like the Iron Maiden here, I can't remember which one.
I think it's probably the Vantage.
Is that Herb? Oh yeah.
Swag.
W Scout?
Uh, okay!
We gotta remember to loot with...
to aim to query.
For Maximum Dasha Room.
Oh no.
Hey look.
You bitch!
Oh yeah.
Can't wait to my... my character...
There's this plebdomaniac thing.
That'd be cool.
Omega low.
Tigger.
Cringe.
It's fleeting combat time.
Um, no.
Three speed.
Their formation is broken. Maintain the offensive.
W? Speed.
Yep, that's what we like to call skill, babe.
Press disadvantage. Give them no quarter.
Okay.
As the fiend falls, the fainthole blossoms.
Why God?
Why hath thou forsaken me?
Okay, so we got we have a giga problem actually here
I
Yep
Continually on sport
the
So insane dude, so insane.
Yep, go for it.
Yep, yep, mm.
I
Seize this momentum push on to the tasks and
you fucking bitch finding the stuff is only the first test now it must be carried home
Not being able to move them sucks so much dick, man.
That sucks so much dick.
As life ebbs, the terrible vistas of emptiness reveal themselves.
Well, I think she's bleeding, I guess.
Injury and despondence.
We're at the stage for heroism.
Or cowardice.
Stop resisting!
Fucking living hell, you bitch!
What is happening?
The Sharpened Blade!
This is the first time I've ever seen this kind of thing happen to me.
I'm not sure if it's because I'm not used to it.
I think it's because I'm not used to it.
It's because I'm not used to it.
This expedition at least promises success.
I'm on the Earth.
moment of respite. A chance to steal oneself against the coming horrors.
The way is lit the path is clear we require only the strength to follow it
Let me eat food fellas.
We got so boned on characters, too.
Like this bitch has curious, this guy has a club to maniac, the hellion had club to maniac?
This better be a fucking secret room, dude.
That was nice.
Don't stun me.
Yippee!
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
Whatever it is, it'll be fine, guys.
Yep.
We're gonna find two more food and we're gonna make that next hunger check, fellas.
You know what I mean?
I don't think I can kill the Shambler guys.
I don't have any, uh, I have a character that's afflicted.
I can't do it.
Is she about to get a flick?
Uh.
I can't do it.
of
Unbelieveable.
It's unbelievable.
25% chance, by the way.
Self-preservation is paramount at any cost.
The light, the promise of safety.
slowly gently this is how a life is taken brother's minus accuracy and working
boys
decisive humbling
and trifling victory not a victory nonetheless
If only treasure could staunch the flow of otherworldly corruption
Not good let me interact with stuff, please
Jeez man!
Two food.
Low.
Omega Low.
I don't remember what this does.
Fortune waiting to be spent
Decimated I never miss
The wounds of war can be healed, but never hidden.
A powerful blow!
Great is the weapon that cuts on its own.
As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted, and purpose is made clear.
I don't know how many rooms we're allowed to miss.
10%? Yeah. Not wrong.
We're shifted corridors and sloped walls of our ancestry are beginning to feel familiar.
It's so insane.
Half of the fucking Kyrios, I could not loot with my antiquarian because one of these motherfuckers
picked it up, dude.
Ew.
The only positive out of all of that?
The only positive is the money we got, and it wasn't even that much.
duelist. How come she got all of her skills?
How do I change stances?
Activates for post if in defensive stance, change to mode aggressive.
So what stance do they start in?
appear saying 100% crit versus stun on kill plus one action huh oh it has a
low damage mark self
Well, movement.
Diba.
I don't know.
You're not so bad, I guess.
I got to name my guys.
How do you transform on this guy again?
I can't remember.
Oh, yeah.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
I mean, I do want another highwayman, honestly, not bad.
This is bad.
This should be bad.
Well, we're gonna put these guys...
in the old stress town
should we get an A-bomb? I didn't play with an A-bomb last time. I know that.
meow meow meow meow
This man is more dangerous than he seems blabla blabla shut up
Look, this guy's name is Hussien.
What was I about to do here?
We will stress relief.
With a brotha with you wait
Fine whatever you go
You go
Oh.
Yeah, of course he's there, though.
That's so fucking cool.
Clepto lock!
A-bomb chain whip stun is alone makes him viable.
Okay.
You see that 90% base?
Yeah.
100% base.
Minus 60% damage.
Minus 50% damage.
I don't think that's what makes him viable.
This is good with trinkets, but I don't have any of those. I do have... this.
I don't know...
I wanna... I wanna flag it!
Stands ready to make weapons of war.
Got no deets.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
Some may fall, but their knowledge lives on.
hmm you got to level up Billy you're worthless
you dumb ass dumb ass hell
Oh, I got an achievement.
Yippee!
Look at this.
One percent extra damage?
That's crazy.
It's kind of hard to say what I need to do here.
I know what I want to do.
Okay, first of all, point blank shot.
Yup.
That's the one.
Yup.
Yup. Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
You already have everything.
I don't want to bring him.
I guess I'm going to bring these four. Or maybe...
I don't know if I want three highwaymen.
And this one has a really shitty trait.
I can take it and heal it though.
If I have the sanitarium, which I do not.
Low.
Omega.
Low.
Hmm.
Mega low.
Hmm.
What do we got to move people around?
This is knockback one.
This is knockback two.
It's pretty good.
What can you target?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Kind of.
Not really.
Hmm.
We're not gonna have a real healer.
Which is fine.
want that. Now time for the Duh El Classico. Oh yeah. El Point Blank Shot Toe.
of
I should be saving her shit.
We'll not be using our money.
Lol.
I got no deed.
Yeah, I guess we'll take these guys.
I don't really...
Want one of them.
The
wields the forest, it's got all the fucking spiders and shit, the warrants has the pig
people.
them? That's a good idea. Well, let me go pee first. Bye bye.
Yes, me lord.
I
Oh, yeah, I think I will do that
save by the coffin
awesome parts
Cosby
Fortnite Fortnite
But I have for dinner I had some fud dude.
Oh my god.
He missed me and I was standing still.
Dude I didn't even hear him.
No!
Blind chat and he like- like he's an okay chatter but he'll but he's like a- he's like
the uncle at your Thanksgiving dinner that is like, if I say what I'm thinking, I probably
won't get invited next year.
Like he literally prefaces everything he says, like kind of like that, which insinuates that
you know, he probably is bigoted and doesn't want to say it because he likes hanging out
and offline chat or whatever.
But last night, I look over, I'm playing Monster Hunter, and I see that same shit and he like
this guy does not like Hasan, okay, at all. So, in order to shut him up, I tabbed over
and I typed in chat and says, yeah, I fucking hate Hasan too, and bro, this is, he's really
handsome and I would love to just deep throat his cock for some shit. Like, just, just like
obsessed man the holy fuck
goodbye brother and goodbye fake brother
I have 19 seconds.
Ow my asshole.
Where is it down here?
Oh it's open, it's open.
I have got frozen to death
I got to kill something on this man.
I want to just farm mid, because Gary can more safely farm bottom without dying.
Yeah, there's just going to be an assassin.
Whoa, fellas.
This guy is fresh.
We got a bread sandwich.
jelly what's on it bread
That's our move forward.
We got kick.
Six speed.
8 speed.
We want the plague doctor's speed to be less than hers.
Oh, it's name or guys.
Give me a good name.
Don't just save me.
Yeah.
Dick Mulligan.
Ramp.
Go, Biden.
There we go.
Let's do this one.
Damage shrinker.
Very nice.
This team kind of goofy.
Gucci, dude.
The fiends must be driven back.
And what better place to be young than the seat of our noble line?
I need a hound master, fellas.
Staff.
Ah!
70.
I believe in you.
That's a dub.
Not so much a dub.
Guys on their craft spawn, do you believe?
Yippee!
BGTV, thanks for something.
No gold? Fringe?
Oh no, wait, we don't have the right abilities on
As the fiend falls, the great hoop blossoms.
You press.
Fuck'em up, dick mulligan.
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
The same change doesn't use the turn.
Their formation is broken.
Maintain the offensive.
Oh, that seems cool.
It seems fogger's evil.
Meow, meow, meow, meow.
That's right, we can't boot from the fourth rank.
Oh, we can do this, though. We're good.
Boop, boop, boop.
Can we get three seventies in a row?
Oh!
Oh, flug.
I'm flugging ratio maxing.
Can we get four?
Hell's...
Eto.
Let's help her.
So she starts in repose.
I love to see it.
You do not like to see that though.
I forget if this guy can gobble it in the second round.
I
Don't mind it terrible vistas of emptiness reveal themselves
The slow death.
Unforgiving.
These nightmarish creatures can be felt.
I can be beaten.
Hmm.
Let's try that.
Joe, Joe, Biden, Joe, Biden.
Ooh!
That was the big Chungus theme by the way. Some of you may remember.
Joe?
Did you guys hear that?
100% crit burst.
Discret two times damage every time.
Press disadvantage, give them no quarter.
can you dodge? can you dodge? hello?
Any Dodger?
Joe?
Hello?
You bitch.
I'm going insane.
Don't care.
I'm trying to figure out a leg.
This is our full damage, kind of.
Three
I can use attack in any position
As victories mount so to resistance me
Here you go, buddy
Hey another one here you go. Hmm. I think we can get disease from us. We don't want that
Joe Biden
Oh, we got lucky
As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted, and purpose is made clear.
How are we moving you forward, I forget.
Now we're using the ability that will get her killed.
I just wasted my turn.
The
Die!
Never mind, that's base.
I don't know, I'm believing you.
This is how a life is taken, Perish.
Big crits?
4-6, huh?
Still figuring out the care
You worry triumphant pride precipitates a dizzy ball
Shut up
Yep
There we tread deeper into the darkest dungeon.
What do I use on this?
Is this a key?
Oh yeah, we do have a bunch of torches.
We shouldn't have torched up, yeah, I fucked up.
It's okay, we can do this.
Yonder, these.
what we do not want to see.
Yeah, just do it. Never mind. Don't kill me. Don't kill Joe Byron.
Damn.
This team comp does not work.
The way they're using it.
We kicked the wrong guy.
Kick that motherfucker.
Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenuous corners of this place.
Holy horrors!
Brought low and driven into the mud.
So dark.
Oh my god.
More bones return to rest.
Rest. Devil's remanded to their abyss.
So dungeon.
Yippee.
Oh.
Yippee.
She has paid dearly for her freedom.
All that is better than this place.
That's okay.
She mesmerizes her prey before the final strike.
Big heals?
Go, Biden.
Minus 5,000.
Hello.
Oh, shit, we should have done this first time.
Um, I thought upgrading this...
Give me more slots. Is it this one right here?
Or is it always this one?
Oh no. Oh well. That'll be useful.
Because we're gonna be doing that cause.
Dick.
Mulligan!
What are we got?
Got a Lepper?
Mick Daul?
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Another A bomb?
Fringe?
Man slayer the man slayer
Honestly not that bad
Minus 10% stress we'll only drink in town 20% stress of above 75 we don't like that we don't like that
Uh, we will
We gotta increase
Oh, no.
Congratulations, Joe Biden.
Repent for your sins.
Ouch!
Come on, man.
Electric Eye and T-toe the Timpix for 7?
Heh heh heh.
What do we name the shield breaker?
Obama!
left for dead too
repping the set I like it
I digs it
Now where is the motherfucker? Here he is.
Reptile set.
What?
What? We got no, uh, crests.
Fuck!
Man-at-arms only.
Hmm.
Dude, look at this!
To be fair, I have spent no money on them.
Well, you had a nice run, bitch. See ya.
Send this one to Journey Elsewhere. For we have need of Sterner stock.
Uhhh...
Can you say you were always a kid or Steve?
You were always a kid or Steve, like that.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Big Carl?
Thanks for seven.
That's racist in Swahili.
Is it racist if I didn't know it was racist, though?
Think about that.
I don't like that.
I don't like that one.
This one right here.
It's like 10%, huh?
We're gonna take the left one.
Hmm.
Shit man.
I mean we can easily treat this like 5% is not that much.
This is kind of annoying, but whatever.
What the hell yante?
Actually, we're going to take you.
Yippee!
What are our missions?
We got a Cove?
Stun-skilled Chance Plague Docker? That's actually really nice.
Quest uses five.
So they added some trinkets, huh?
Dubbous.
We don't go to the courtyard yet, fellas.
Let's get that.
We're going to the Cove.
I know for the Cove we need a lot of herbs.
Shovels.
just miss much ago have a prayer
Boy, let's ask for your phone.
You said that made it Snoop Dogg DLC for Hitman?
Yeah, I'm sure it's awesome too.
Do you think Snoop Dogg started in it, or do you think he had chat GPT stained in?
All two love that love that
bypass stealth doesn't the cope have stealth monsters maybe it's just later
Later.
We don't like that.
Adders kiss is nice.
We want this.
There's a lot of protection in the Cove.
We want the pole.
We want the moveback.
And this. Now this.
Boom. Boom. Boom, boom.
Dick Mulligan.
I
Grab that shit
Mmm, I kind of like purge
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Actually, I'll just put that on you.
Actually, no. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no immune to debuff Lord
Who's going
I got no crest
We're gonna give you
Duh duh duh, damage!
These three are going.
And probably the A-bomb. Probably the A-bomb.
Yeah.
Yeah, be like that.
It do be like that.
A-bomb.
this person
speed on you big
wait this guy actually has dodge
Word of
Ummm
You know we're gonna need that judgement
You know we're gonna need that stun
We're on classic backline vessel dude
With the bitch ass fucking pussy moves
I have our Psylex group in 20 subs, I'll say everyone who's subbed today thank you very much, I have not been able to thank you, and I thank you very much.
Oh, my hands are cold.
We still got a name.
The Vestal and the Leopard. Give me a good Vestal, man.
Gangnamside. Okay. Vestibular cancer. That's a good one.
Is it too long? Here we go.
Baby less than 10 million subs?
Die for world.
Hello.
No!
Cool.
X underscore, Dapper world underscore X. Have we forgotten anything?
We can upgrade this guy's skills if we wanted to.
Which we will.
Because we've not had a good couple of runs.
I'm just kidding, dude.
Diaper world.
We're going to the Cove.
Let's do 12 food, 3 shovel.
I don't remember what to bring.
I don't think we need this.
I'm not worried about the bleeds.
I'm worried about being able to loot.
Double jet six, though.
There's an altar you can remove quarks at with the water.
I thought it was the coral that you removed it with before.
use the herbs Vic and Bert Bert and no light and Wankstorm makes for something
it is herbs yeah that's why I thought
fuck it
cool
there's an elder to alter to you yeah can't that spawn anywhere though
I want a bounty hunter.
Oh, I didn't change his abilities.
Oops.
We got purged.
Oh, no, I...
Burn.
Change yours.
Change yours, it doesn't matter.
Yeah, we're good.
Man, oh hey, look at this.
Would you look at that, fellas?
Uh, let's get the lever first.
Okay, I hate you
What's your step shut your bitch ass up
What's your stamp
Another Mariner, another Misfortune.
The fortune waiting to be spent. So scary.
Wait, the shield breaker pucks these guys up, actually.
Another one falls.
Shut up.
I don't need your help.
Yes!
I love missing you!
Yes! Yes! I'm not missing!
Okay, they got- they got fuckin' up.
No way.
As the fiend falls, the faint hope blossoms.
Another herb, dude.
And now he's perfect.
X Underscore Diaper World X. The Goat.
What up?
Get your ass over here.
Hmm.
Good round.
Smokes?
Wait, how do they have minus four speed?
That's an L speed moment.
Continue the onslaught.
Destroy them all.
Death to my inches.
Yeah, you got, you got boned.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
Mario by the way. So the secret room can't spawn in short dungeons, right? Where am I
misremembering that? Okay. Good knowledge, Joe.
Two, one, zero short, one medium, two long.
Okay.
I'm remembering.
I'm really, I'm really getting it.
How do I open that shuttle?
Yeah.
Zeros may indeed stalk these shadows, but Yonder are a glint of gold.
What are you doing?
Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place.
Erm, fellas?
The way is lit. The path is clear. We require only the strength to follow it.
It's lit.
Massive.
away. I don't care. In fact, that's what I wanted you to do, Smurfs.
The light. The promise of safety.
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
I still do not care fuck you he's not dead
So, welcome to the party, friend.
Oh, don't tell me what to do.
You're not the leader!
They just hear the growling of Satan.
Isn't there a way to sort your inventory or am I high?
Not forget.
That last wholesome marine life can flourish if indeed there is such a thing
Cool
Not cool very uncool that's cool
He's not cool.
Hey, it's full.
Stop.
Excuse me.
Houndmaster 20% stress against bees, huh?
Whoa
A lawman and his faithful beast a bond
Our bailest oh wow minus five accuracy on the the accuracy range
shoot lady thing we're getting you dude welcome aboard to fight the abyss one
must know it and finally yield flagellan man
There is power in the blood for those with the fortitude to pay the price.
Still no deeds.
I'm such a fucking dumb idiot, dude.
Nooo!
Ow!
Where's this meat?
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
I'm looking for the worst.
The fading's pretty bad.
So stupid.
It's only 5%, dude.
that won't matter. This is cringe. This is actually giga cringe. First we will see what
mission we must do awesome fringe fringe okay not bad houndmaster yeah I
I think we go here.
I don't really remember the farm set all that much.
Kind of might do have.
Got to get sure or something.
I don't know.
I would not recommend this one.
Unless you like it
SM7B
Farmstead equals party dead
I don't think so buddy why don't you sabow?
How about that
It might be time for Dick Mulligan to make his reappearance.
Look at it, a dick mole again.
Hmm, what do we name the houndmaster?
of
the pound of master
to the
Genghis?
Mr911!
funny. What do we name the flagellum? Jesus! Okay. Guys, we can't name him Mr. 911.
one. I just realized that there are certain implications there. You can't name him that.
You cannot name him. You can name him Jesus. Yes, dude, he's a hyper religious stick modder
guy he's got stigmata
George Bush there let's keep it out of the bush arrow show
give it out of the early 2000s what the
Nancy Reagan, but it's it's man.
Dolly Parton.
Kim Curry. No.
Mr. Beast. Now we're talking.
Lawless.
Because it communes with ancient and dark powers?
Ma-ma-ma, where are we going?
I don't think I've decided. Oh, yeah, we're doing farm set.
Dick.
Mulligan.
He's got Blackjack, but we're not gonna use that.
We need this.
And that's it, actually.
Hmm, I kind of want the mark.
Does this do more damage against Mark?
That is a game compared to Burnout Remenber for the PS2?
Hmm.
I can tell you're a force in Chatter because you've been asking me the same thing for literally a year.
Every day.
I do not wish to do that.
I refuse.
Fuck you.
Hmm.
Every pineapple skin?
No, but I try it.
I try it.
Why not?
I forgot what I used on this guy.
We definitely used the stress heal.
Definitely these two.
Um...
good dude and then we got dick mulligan who is squared away isn't there a
unequip all trinkets yes sweet we want this guy to be the fastest
Give him some DMG as well.
How's your debuff resist?
Pretty good. Pretty good.
We're gonna put the move.
Success, shit on him.
Sort by activity.
Oh, we have this.
Sure, buddy.
What kind of monster are they?
Aren't they like their own type of monster or something?
Good turn!
Beach!
Whatever.
Nah.
Okay.
I think we're good.
Wait, we gotta...
Three, you fool!
Boys, start, you fool!
And then we gotta pick who we want to go here.
I think we're gonna do fading.
Swag.
You're gonna play the modern warfare 4 beta this weekend?
You know it!
Ooh, been looking forward to that one!
I don't know what to bring.
Wait, is it just like a...
You don't move, you just go from battle to battle, don't you?
This is probably overkill.
Yeah, whatever.
Isn't there like a chest at the end?
I swear to God.
Hold on, let's get one more of each.
No.
He came to me, had clutched tightly in filthy fingers, stinking of sweat and manure.
Seated comfortably in my observatory, surrounded by telescopes and other delicate apparatus.
I recognized his misfortune as an opportunity and I agreed to lend him my expertise.
What?
I put the speed cloak on the wrong guy, fellas.
Oh no.
Stop.
60% move resists.
We technically have a 45% chance to pull this guy.
Yeah, whatever.
I didn't want to pull him anyway.
I hate that guy.
Damn.
Can you do any less damage, you stupid bitch?
Get him, dick-mulligan, Isa.
Nooooooooo, deusia.
Nooooooooooo...
Deusia!
The victory!
Perhaps a turning point?
Help!
This low death...
Unforeseen...
Unforgiving...
Thank you, for not doing...
Dostress.
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
I thought that I healed you.
It doesn't even kill you.
Knowing uncertainty, you're the birthplace of dread.
No repost?
Dude, they can just do it from back there.
We can retreat without penalty, etc, I am.
You gotta hit those, bro.
I'm going to kill him.
Good go-kran, bitch.
Oh, there they go.
Jesus no.
Really not much we can do here, fellas.
for him.
This is no place for the weak or foolhardy.
Press this advantage, give them no quarter.
Bro.
We'll compress this advantage. Give them no quarter.
Bro.
Their formation is broken. Maintain the offensive.
I can't kill them.
Oh, yeah.
As the fiend falls, I'll have to repulse you and save myself.
I can't believe he's gone.
Man, I don't think I should be going for a healer here.
Back to the gate.
It's close to a killing blow.
Oh, fuck that.
I can't hit it.
Brother.
Yo blood is stealth right now. I don't know, dude.
The walls close in, the shadows whisper a conspiracy, and the abyss returns, even the
The boldest gaze.
Decisive humbling.
As life ebbs, he's fucking terrible.
Visitors of Emptiness to reveal themselves.
Catering on the brink, facing the Abyss.
Another one falls.
at the very precipice of oblivion.
He's so dead, man.
This is a blight!
very sad that he went all that sucks deep dude
Can you dodge one time, just one?
Another abomination cleansed from our lands.
Yeah, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
Maybe.
And now the true test.
Hold fast.
Work, spider.
Bro, I might just start over, honestly.
a true test hold fast work spider brah I might just start over honestly I might
just fucking start over dude this is a start over angle dude why I shouldn't
have lost anyone here this this is a like I brought level zeroes with an
upgraded I like gear dude and it wasn't like the most optimal way to do this but now I know
they don't die in this area
Good bait chatter.
We almost did it.
We got really unlucky in our Flagelin time, you know what I'm gonna do.
who have been totally fine otherwise
you can see the progress bar at the top right you incompetent
you can see that I almost did it and most of it was done with three characters
what the fuck up bitch
redo
i'll bear back what's up
yes below
oh fuck any shit up man
I
What flavor? What comes to your mind when you look at these dangling beauties?
Testicles.
8 balls. Surely you've never visited Proheval before. Such common courses are at Delta around
these parts.
Let's see, yes. What about this little squirmy thing? What comes to your mind?
Well, genitalium, such vulgar talk on my dinner...
Ah, yai, yai...
That's what it was!
There's no forgiving, you don't have to swear on a candlelight dinner.
Oh god.
I review of your reviews that it doesn't matter because you're bald.
I mean, no one would, no one in Twitch chat would choose this as like their favorite game of all time.
That's the thing, right?
Playing this game was like...
Um...
You know how like, old rock bands have like, reunions or whatever?
Heh heh heh.
Like a watered down version of the original.
You know how they play like, shitty casinos and stuff?
You know, it's cool to relive it, sure, but will it ever be as good as that concert in
the 1980s went to and you banged that chick in the mosh pit, did a line of coke off of
her titties while you're fucking around at the same time?
The
Hi!
There's probably some things that you can't do.
Like high-end like raid bosses in Shadow Mobile, I'm sure you can.
It'd be very difficult though, but like, in general...
It's amazing. It's the best mobile game I've ever fucking played
And yeah, they just worked the mobile you reworked the mobile UI which I didn't play the old UI so but it was pretty good
Yeah, oh
Fuck me! Fuck me! Game made me!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It was pissed! I tried sucking, dude I tried sucking that shit for like a minute and a half.
Nothing came out, bro.
Please get up! It looks damn nice and hot!
Oh!
Well folks, I came!
Hey.
Am I fucking stupid?
Hello resident, I'm in a bad fucking mood, so I apologize in advance. There's so many jackasses out there. Hope you're not one of them.
That looks nothing like me it literally does not look like me at all back and one of those
who are you talking about everyone really all those fuckers were only kept in check
by faith or whatever other bullshits stop them from killing each other.
This guy's gonna wear your skin as a suit.
Good bro.
This is like a factory or some shit.
Wait, this is the school.
Hehehehe
You know the right CEOs in the guild, yeah
Unrelated our game season to kind of sucks guys just finished watching
One, two, three.
Can I answer this, you guys?
isn't it? Nuka-Kola-victory dude? No? Alright. Fuck! I didn't get the name it! They're not
Very good. I think this one's great.
All of this just works.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hmm.
Mango peach.
I'm sure you're like, you vegetables, but you know what?
Grow up, dude.
Scroll the fuck up.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Brigands have run up these lanes.
Keep to the side path.
The ambush is just ahead.
An ambush.
Send these vermin a message.
The rightful owner has returned, and their kind is no longer welcome.
victories mount so too will resistance goodbye ghost goodbye spooky ghost I
hate you
dispatch this dog in brutal fashion that all may hear of your arrival
Don't care.
Hairble Moon, the chest is booby trapped.
Low roll.
Dude, you don't know that.
Okay, sure.
Hey we got some deeds.
NOOOOOO!
The run's cursed.
Fringe.
W.
Shut up.
Eskedom.
Hmmmm.
Now we're talkin' lads.
Give me a name.
Moderna?
Windows XP?
All reliable.
Dang it.
Errrrr. Excuse me, sorry. That was gross, I know.
I'm so fucking sorry.
Boing!
And yet you still did it.
Yeah, so what?
Would you prefer that I internalize it?
Blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So now
Hello
No way.
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
is a rarity. That's why I prefer picture battle.
Be wary.
Triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall.
See low down, he makes yourself a...
Even the cold stone seems bent on preventing passage.
No surprise?
Now I'm mad.
Precision and power.
Yup.
Mm-hmm.
Alright, you can do three damage.
We can't fined
Oh, yeah, no distress
I
Their formation has broken maintain the offense
Thank you buddy
These nightmarish creatures can be felt they can be beaten
I would like the treasure, please.
Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenebrous corners of this place.
Get up.
Now.
Yep, my formation's wrong.
Fucking Jesus!
Moderna, not very effective, boys.
Shoot that bitch.
Great is the weapon that cuts on its own.
Continue the onslaught.
Destroy them all.
Everything's gonna be fine. Don't panic.
Dude, in there were rubies on there.
Huh?
Can someone explain good?
He doesn't deserve them.
He's a piece of shit.
And I hate him.
Give me a flippin break.
This bit's already about to have a breakdown dude, first mission.
Alright, moment of truth. 72%.
How are you alive?
Not very accurate buddy.
Come closer friend.
of
It don't matter. None of this matters.
okay that sucks peepee and pressables are pop parts are pitched banners fly and
the corpse wagons stand at the ready the circus has come to town
I'm getting past
oh oh what the fuck shoot bandage and pillage the dancing steps of war
we're in there
this man understands that adversity and existence are one and the same
Dude, ew!
The cobwebs have been dusted, the pews set straight.
The abbey calls to the faithful.
Excuse me.
What do we name the Man Slayer?
of
two
spunk
of
I'm not going back and you can't make me.
Why would I ever use that?
100% room battles.
You know we gotta get Chris Kyle in that bitch.
You know.
Yup.
I don't even want to take you. Goodbye.
He's got Purge that's base.
Oh we got the bandage? Hold up.
You can only bandage people in front of you, right? I'm pretty sure.
Anyone?
21.
That's a meme, by the way.
Maybe you know it?
I guess we'll do the medium one.
21.
Yeah.
Fuck it dude.
No we're good.
Fuck it dude.
Let's raise for success bro.
Jamer 6 for sub and do you think you'll keep streaming even when you get old must be driven back and what better place to begin
In the seat of our noble line. I got bad news chatter. I
Am
I
Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenor corners of this course
The key
As the light gains purchase spirits are lifted and purpose is made clear
I figure what that dude does if I use the holy water.
I figure what that dude does.
I'm not gonna let it go.
He's the thing I said!
I'm not gonna let it go.
He's the thing I said!
I'm him.
Hit his eye.
Get that bitch. Actually, he'll live.
Fucking hell, dude!
You could believe that, that'd be cool.
Excuse me, sorry
All right
Yeah, but what if you killed this guy?
Fucking!
Fuck!
A singular strike!
A death by intrusion.
I don't care confidence surges as the enemy crumbles
me me me me me
deserve deserve miss
No scout?
Tarrows may indeed stalk these shadows, but yonder, a glint of gold.
No way.
And it didn't work out.
Yeah!
Find no clemency in this place
That's fair, that's fair.
Oh, no.
Oh
The flash is knit
Slowly, gently, this is how our life is taken.
Obliterated.
What?
Screaming ears.
The vision.
The end approaches.
What the fuck?
I'm fucking doing that.
He's a 10% chance to resist that, and he's done it three times in a row.
Get that person back!
Hey, what am I?
Why do we tarry?
Who's tarry, dude?
As the fiend falls, a great hope blossoms.
You can sell trinkets, right?
Am I done?
A moment of respite, a chance to steal oneself against the coming horrors.
do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Mmmmmm.
Ah yes, the draft of air upon your blighted face!
Oh.
I should have saved that.
Noooooooooo!
Nooooooooooooooooo!
You don't be sad. Everybody's gonna be okay, fellas.
I mean, we should just go this way, right? How many troubles we got?
We got one more. Wait, I can't go this way.
Or I could. Is it worth it?
I don't think we can get surprised when we're high torch, but we can make inventory space
Oh
Even the cold stone seems bent on preventing passage
Herb.
No scout.
Hmm.
Seemed a bit sudden.
Hmm.
if it's the secret room right here man I'm just so fucking sad.
Hi.
I know how to disarm.
Another one.
We are probably going to need this, you know what?
I didn't realize I had the antipanel.
Abomination cleansed from our lands
Yeah
Of course
Shoot her with the gun.
Yeah!
What does this do this is the elder Talter right? Yeah, I'm looking at
Dark is done. I think if I don't use something on I have a chance to
Oh you can summon
Holy water
Google AI just told me if I use a torch on this, it will, uh, summon the shambler.
Thank you, Grock.
Thank you.
Okay, I would have preferred the other one, if I'm being honest.
Oh, show me the cigarette, dude.
And this is for the herbs.
the
formation is broken. Maintain the offensive.
Very good.
I'm rich!
It's gonna happen, guys.
Yep.
I don't have a key, but I think we can use the shovel on this one now.
Swag.
The way is lit, the path is clear.
I mean, honestly, I'm just gonna kill you guys.
He's just gonna resist everything dude.
He's not even dead, dude.
I'm in the ocean, and panic.
Soothed.
Sedated.
As victories mount, so too will resistance.
Brother, drop my torch.
Loser!
Darkness closes in, importing the hearts of men.
Come on Chris Kyle, you're not abusive.
Be gone, Fiend!
Back to the pit!
Oh, God.
Nice.
Confidence is a slow and insidious killer
Sure, whatever he's out more bones return to rest devils remanded to their abyss big swag
Okay, okay, sad, okay, no long years may seek to separate them action and consequence
will invariably have their dreadful reunion.
Wait, this is...
I mean, this is so good.
Plus 20 stress when an idol in town for a week.
Ugh!
Moon Moon, why are you not helping defend Orgrimmar against the Alliance Massacre currently
happening?
For the Alliance, shows you my Alliance Tattoo.
Yeah, didn't see that one coming did you?
It's on my forehead by the way.
Well we're gonna put this guy in the old sanitarium or not.
Wait this guy is just not worth getting. It's not worth getting.
Goodbye friend.
I do not like this.
It's cringe.
Only the brothel.
I'm sure the caretaker is not there.
I almost got really mad.
I gotta be honest.
First count, report to the brothel.
They said.
What do we want?
What's the most cringe game of 2026?
I don't know, but I'm gonna get some cookies.
Hang on.
Yes, below.
Welcome to the Balinese Basics in Education and Learning.
That's me.
I'm gonna have to put a ban on chugs.
All my afk.
Get what you're saying, but I really don't need anyone telling me what to do.
If you do what you see best, I'm gonna sit down here for a moment.
Sahara, we need your sword.
Don't give in to the beard.
I'm back.
easiest you haven't been given into the fear before. Why start now? Who's making the cookies?
Chips ahoy. Crunchy.
I haven't eaten anything today except for that bread sandwich. The bellows blast once again.
The forge stands ready to make weapons of war.
Make sure you talk with your mouth full.
Did you miss a phony of pussies?
Gotta give it up, bro.
Holy fuck, dude.
Get over yourself.
I do not care.
I need to upgrade to Sanitarium.
Blah blah blah.
What are we naming this fella?
Like I get some water, one, literally 20 seconds.
Dude shut up, I'm back.
I miscounted.
I can't count.
You know what we should name this Arbalest?
Check it out.
It's too long.
Moderna, dude.
Good suggestion.
Well, it looks like Mr. Lepper's going out again.
I ain't got no deeds.
Buh buh buh.
The book of holiness, holiness, holiness.
Where's my bounty hunter?
I'm starting to get pissed off.
Alright, who do we actually got for this though? Let's see.
We got Dismiss.
Dismiss Skinwalker.
Yeah.
Hmm.
I keep wanting to drag this window, and I don't know why.
Ooh, there we go, dude.
Now we're going to give them the lecker leper cuff.
Excuse me.
Alright.
No one else gets anything because I hate you.
Ben?
I don't really need damage on you, fella.
Yeah.
Ben?
Die.
No.
Oh
Okay, what they're gonna do all right
So it's come to this
do we ever need more than one herb here no I am bringing three keys that actually
Okay. Four key.
Yup. Yup.
I guess Snee's really bad.
And it's gone. Alright.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Pace out the halls of your lineage once familiar. Now, Boren.
Yep.
Mechanical hazards possessed by evil intent.
Yep, that's okay. Off to a good start.
No scout. Yep. Hold up. I'm gonna step on another trap real quick. You ready?
Who cares? God's not real. No surprise. Oh no, I've heard to learn... wait, maybe
Maybe the guild wasn't open, he says, to himself.
Sorry.
Aw, ew.
No.
Oh, that's so gross.
Well, what are we there?
Dodger again.
Horsies!
You ready for purge, too?
Nice dodge.
Charge too.
What'd I do that?
Kill.
This ability sucks.
Kill.
That's a bully shot.
So fucking bad, man.
Oh, Jim.
Their formation is broken.
Maintain the offensive.
Well, the bandage the band is kind of important to our strategy
As the fiend falls
think hope blossoms no seeker room puts loads gun
littering gold trinkets and baubles a foreign blood
I guess I'll fuck myself.
Swag money millionaire.
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
See ya.
You're not dead.
I can't hit him.
Nooooo!
Not good. That's okay.
Uuuummm...
Not good.
Can have a quarter bitch I ain't got quarters who has quarters nobody
No, I'm not poor I don't carry physical money. I'm fully on the blockchain now
And you're mad
Hmm. Not good. Oh my god! He's on the ground!
Yeah, okay, bro, sure, Chris castle way better sniper
See ya!
Okay!
That was good.
Very swag dismissed.
Wowzers, this isn't good.
No way, dude.
It actually is about to happen, dude.
live on this mess live on plus one
One.
Plus one.
Foolish horrors brought low and driven into the mud
Hmm well gotta do this
Circle in the dark the battle may yet be won
Does he have to be bleeding?
I did not enjoy that.
We like that. Big style.
How many torches we got?
Finding the stop is only the first test. Now it must be carried home.
cool. It's over. Ew. The fact that I did not learn the correct abilities here makes
This is pretty scary, fellas.
Cigarette.
Okay.
Uh, we will use peace.
Okay. Confession booth.
Huh.
uh...
using game facts
actually i was using a claw
i used a token claw
I only use AI.
Actually.
This way.
That's not good.
Yeah, hit spunk.
huge massive
Bro, she can do that shit from here?
Hello?
I don't know that.
Hmm. Beats me, bouse.
That's not good.
No Blayna.
Here we go.
I believe in you!
You're gonna miss though, so don't even try, bitch.
Alright, stop though.
The wounds in the war can be healed, but never hidden.
Be wary, the triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall.
70% 70% swag.
So I feel like I just I used to skip these right?
What the fuck does this do?
66% to gain positive quirk 33% to gain negative 25% chance I mean I feel like you do look
Look at these, actually.
We're not done.
The journey continues.
Well, well, well, you suck bearish a singular strike
Oh!
We got all these healing items I put on this character that is not my deal.
This guy is stupid.
I'm thinking... yeah.
I'm just
epic dodge
Now, Perich, begone from my side.
Is that cool?
Oh
That's a door these shadows, but yonder of mint of gold
I'm fucking for gore, man.
The shifted corridors and sloped walls of our ancestry are beginning to feel familiar.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, I thought when they got to level 2 there was a different tier.
oh whoa holy moly holy moly
she has paid dearly for her freedom
that deserves better than this place didn't ask welcome to the team
Sanitarium Uncaught.
Experimental techniques and tonics can overcome things a sharpened sword cannot.
Like what?
Who's got some bad motherfucking traits?
Or else he's got plus 8 speed on round 1.
His plus 10 speed total.
I mean, I kind of want to lock a bit at these end.
I don't know how good this is, though, actually.
Like if it's like, he literally just gets another chance to make the attack, it's really
good. Just Google it. Yeah, I'm curious. 10% chance to turn any mist into a hit. So it's
sound that good at all omega lol well shall we get rid of your creptomania
reynald farewell farewell oh my god so expensive
Where's this man right here? What does that mean? I'm removing them.
Whoops!
Who's in the coach?
Welcome to the team.
point. Ignore self and fated. You don't want to fate it.
I could take all these people.
You're fated.
Elusive. Evasive. Persistent. Righteous traits or a rogue.
What do we name the first shield breaker?
Gwak!
Penis 1. I like that.
And then this will be...
Penis 2.
Carbonara?
All right. Like the pasta? Mmm. Mmm.
Dismissed!
Uh, hold on.
Where's I can sort by name?
I guess I'm gonna move them, huh?
We got Dismiss, Dismiss, Skinwalker, and Dismiss.
At home and wild places, she is a stalwart survivor and a strict instructor.
Shut up
Like this one do we drop 15k on that bitch though, I don't think so
I don't know I got the Dosh for that
Hi, wait a minute. Oh, we still have a duelist
Damage melee skill.
I forget, she gets a scout camping skill, right?
Wait, the highwayman does too, doesn't he?
No.
I'm just a fucking idiot.
Oh, she does go on.
Where it get the fuck out of my roster, bitch?
Alright, dick, smiths.
We're a lunge chat on this character, so.
Maybe Lungin'.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum.
Carbonara Dismiss.
Windows XP.
medium length mission boom boom
Well, you're already giga slow.
He's got one speed on turn one.
Pretty bad.
That's actually so bad.
I'm contemplating how bad it is.
Really?
Mucho.
Okay.
The Squad.
Hmm.
We need portraits for stuff but I can't remember.
What?
More money maxing right now.
Get your big ass in there, dude.
I got this dookie ass ability, fuckin' Jesus.
Can we realistically do point-blank shots alone?
I think so, I don't know, it's gonna be weird, it's gonna be weird.
So much money, dude.
Sh money.
All right, this miss
80% Damage dude.
I free- I mean we definitely use Lunge.
Probably gonna use this.
This is Swag with Mark.
Which we don't have.
This is okay.
I like this, but we already have this.
So gonna be...
this.
Venus 2!
40% damage versus Mart.
Okay.
I got them deeds son. I'm poor son. Go pray, Moderna. Camp skills. What you got? Armor
What the hell?
Wait, no I didn't.
Duh, just missed.
Scouting chance, very nice.
Nothing really needed anything else.
I don't think... I think we're good.
Let's not forget anything this time.
Go to the medium one.
Yup.
I'm not sure.
Hmm.
Harmless six for seven.
Does the lunar eclipse weaken me?
Is there a lunar eclipse right now?
I don't believe in the moon.
So, totality isn't a little bit.
Uh oh.
out the halls of your lineage once familiar. Now, Boren.
Shut up.
Shouldn't we... oh man, I can't camp right away. I'm not powerful enough.
And now the darkness holds dominion black as death
As the light gains purchase spirits are lifted you look at a lunar books
How'd that work?
Now
I was just wondering guys. Okay, you don't have to make fun of me, current.
You don't have... stop. Stop.
Come on guys.
Destroyed.
Stop on it.
Oof!
You fool! You've activated Carbonara's trap card!
A devastating blow!
And now, for his final move!
Press disadvantage. Give them no quarter.
Point blank shot two.
A singular strike.
It's over.
The Light of God judges the harshly.
Paint hope blossoms.
You just got dunked on.
Yup, yup.
Darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men.
Gathered close in tenuous fire lot and uneasy companionship
Night moves
What are we primarily using for him probably melee
Let's take this in case we find the shambles.
Cool crestics for seven.
Looks it up.
Hang on.
It's kind of like the bookshelf.
It's supposed to be a net positive.
It is a net positive.
theory. Whatever.
Our penis, too, with the nymphomania.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Like we just dropping it here.
The darkness holds much worse than mere trickery.
And boogie men.
Okay, not a trinket though. It actually pisses me off so fuck it man.
but it's worse or some good money
just drop these
we let us talk about as receding hairline you've got a 90 in your name which
means you might be born in 1990 which means you probably do too bitch so
I'm just gonna back to back for Vagoad, could have been worse, lad.
What's the step on a cramp?
Incoming?
What up fools?
Hi-yah!
a shield breaker a fanboy or a woman why she asked them
broken how about it you always don't think yourself these nightmarish
creatures can be felt they can be beaten dude we need the scouting stone yield
scouting stone dude how do I have an uneven the amount of food
We can't really afford to backtrack, but we do have to... hold on.
We do have to backtrack.
I like the holy fights, I think, uh...
Easy.
They are easy.
Word.
Alright...
YAAAHHHHHH! Okay?
Parish.
there'll be no camp friend
Oh, really, you're really pissing me off.
We gone fiend.
Oh, it hurts.
Nice dodge.
It's over.
It wasn't over, by the way. Sorry. I made overzealous there.
Why'd you get buffs?
You think you're better than me?
victory's mount so too will resistance
why'd I do that 4k just got fucking
stupid I don't want this shit
Well, I'm glad I did that.
Huge dude.
Delete the blood.
Fuck no.
Are you high?
Is this guy high?
I'm gonna need to see your passport and your medical marijuana card.
Even the cold stone seems bent on preventing passage.
And your social security number.
Yep.
I think my formation's fucked up.
Hey buddy.
No backpack.
Send it!
We can't read, so...
aren't of any use to us, unfortunately.
What's the point of this game?
Oh, why am I glad you asked?
Okay.
Why is it that the majority of stupid motherfuckers in the
world will use AI?
To answer the most mundane questions, but I somehow get the
dumbest ones in my Twitch chat. Even still.
No chain smoker cat episode this week. I've seen a few of those and I gotta say they're
exceptionally gross aren't they I know that I know that's what they're going
for
great is the weapon that cuts on its own like I get it you know me
really
He's just the goat of standing still, I guess.
What could the Curio be?
Okay, we don't need the shop.
Don't care.
corners of this place before you be you're waiting to be spent
See ya!
The great ruins belong to us, and we will find whatever secrets they hold.
Alright.
Big Dosh that time.
Good?
Not good?
Whatever?
Washing blood and delusion.
That's okay.
He bears the burden of a thousand lifetimes.
This actually serves no purpose on this character because he can never get a virtue.
So...
Faced.
There is power in the blood, although it's worth the fortitude to pay the price.
Okay, I mean, obviously we get this right.
Where did this bitch go?
Hey, where's the fucking news personal vision quest?
Curious methodologies and apparatus.
I'm getting pissed off.
This fucks us even harder than Nocturnal said.
Alright, where the fuck... what else do we got?
That sucks, penis.
This means we just don't get a crit chance, by the way.
Wham, wham, wham.
I don't have any deeds.
It's okay.
Oh, no.
Not okay.
It could be okay, though.
Houndmaster.
A war man and his faithful beast, a bond forged by battle and bloodshed.
What the fuck is this?
How in the event silence and the crypts?
What does that mean?
Bloodscourge.
What do you read about these?
Am I dumb?
Blood Scourges? This?
33% XP and 50% next damage.
Okay, well, we don't want we don't want to keep going
Let's do a cove
But with whom
Obviously not this piece of shit, bitch.
Obviously not this piece of shit.
Hey, penis?
Which one penis one or penis two are they are the cove creatures Eldridge I
think they are right
well we can't bring penis penis one then they're afraid of the elder
It's so expensive. I can't afford that.
Uh, I just... we need to use money right now and not our Curios.
Money.
Marnie.
Uh, I guess we could take Rainhold now.
Maaaaan.
And he's inspiring crying himself, I forget. I think he can.
it's time fellas holy lance activate
I mean, obviously we gotta get Chris Kyle in this bitch, hold up.
Yup.
Who up, who up front though?
Gotta be penis too.
It's gotta be.
It absolutely, absolutely has to be penis too.
Boom.
Let's see what 10% of one is in this game, shall we?
I'm sure it's great.
You know what I mean?
Get upgraded.
Bum bum bum, wim wim, wim, wim!
He got the bandage.
What is- oh, Zach, you're sick.
Hmm.
Fuck it, dude.
weird. Yup. Maximum greed. This ability is so good by the way.
I mean, I'm sure you guys have been in this game tortulous on Blood Moon.
So while achieving every goal, here, take your goal.
So I don't even know why I asked.
You know.
Flex much?
I'm talking about you guys, I haven't done that shit, I'm a loser!
Big style.
Let me sir!
Yeah...
D-s-m-s.
You know, we could do a mark here, actually.
Um, yeah.
Instead of blind fire.
Okay, okay.
And you all mind if I stand up and pit real quick after I get ready?
Affirmative.
Is there just one key here, I think?
I don't know.
It's just a short mission.
Diabetes hit you by the throat piss point? I don't have diabetes, I'm just drinking.
Honestly, after I lower my blood pressure, I've been pissing way less.
You're pre-diabetic. I got tested recently. I am not pre-diabetic. So get fucked.
Get fucked!
Nor post-diabetic. Grats. Thank you.
I'll skill. I'll skill.
Why would we wish you had diabetes? That chatter did. I don't fucking know why you would wish that.
These salt-soaked caverns are teeming with pelagic nightmares.
They must be flushed out.
I'll be right back once I-
Gee.
Really going for my weakness.
I can't say no to pretty guys that-
AHH!
What the fuck?
Hold one.
Oh god, that might even be in water.
This is the third.
Currently trailing by one.
Why is there sand here?
That's a corrupted dozen.
There you got me!
Did you get a defective controller without a square button that...
I think we can stun her!
Tell me when you're ready and I can use...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
All father there's a situation that needs your attention you missed welcoming
guest say hello to Loki this is him here in our home how nice I want to lick
horse penis I'll do it for free yes sir I wanted to watch some some POE to gameplay
from someone who's much better at P.O.E. than me.
I was watching.
And uh, they're doing hardcore.
And within 30 seconds of watching them, they got, they walked into enemies, got surrounded.
Let me be very clear, they walked into a pack of enemies.
Hit escape, and then select restart from checkpoint.
And just respawn.
Sub-Zero, the longest standing member, it's Chuck fucking Norris, the Texas Ranger himself.
No shirt! Karate pants on!
Sub-Zero eliminated immediately!
Reversal on daddy, dude.
She's gonna take another one out. I can already tell.
There's another one for Chuck!
I thought some weather Lando Norris should have been penalized. Seems like Max pushed him off the track.
Wish you, Max, you're shut the hell up stat.
silent satan i'm busy
you fucking set me up bitch
Moon Moon, congratulations and thank you also for sharing your audience with us over the
years with Henry's Kitchen videos and what not.
They go where they want.
I just hope this is a very special time for you.
I asked my friend, what should I say when I congratulate Moon Moon?
And he said you should talk about how he's old and bad at video games.
but then I found out he's only 35
and he's a hell of a lot better at video games than I am,
so it was really kind of an insult to me in a way.
But listen, Moon Moon, thanks again
and congratulations for reaching this milestone
and I hope you're having a fantastic time.
From all of us here at Henry's Kitchen,
it's just me, my cat, those bees.
We wanna say congrats, Moon Moon.
Thanks.
Oh
Mike yeah Mike dude guys
Okay, buddy. Oh
Thanks, Mike
Don't work
You're hurt
Well
Let me take you some in it
There you as a G F
What do you think of the severance season 2 finale I?
Think that show is stupid, and I don't watch it like I
Is it
Not trying to trauma dump okay, but eventually I would like to buy and own another house, right? Yeah, I read
Some of you have everything, another house that's kind of fucked up.
I gave the first one away man.
It's gone.
Loser.
Gave away?
I did.
It wasn't.
away I did it wasn't it bro you think you think I would go you think I would
bitterly fight that in court bros if you honestly that's not the kind of person
I am man
No hint this time.
Don't be stupid, stop!
Nice try, but the building is off limits.
You sure didn't get in by any authorized means.
Be sure to unsubscribe, super-proceded, big-bag attack!
Let's see what you've got.
There's no escape!
No!
Dammit!
I'm going to do all my micromanaging right now.
Let's rock.
What a fucking gate to hell, don't worry about it.
What up?
A nice pile.
the
got water on my glasses
hold
clean them
I'm gonna
Water on forehead?
Dude, I take my glasses off and I wash my face,
but I always be getting water on my glasses somehow.
It'd be splashing, dude.
Dust splash zone.
That piss on them.
Sure, yeah, I pissed up my glasses.
That's what normal people do.
I'm a normal guy cuz I'm my my spectacles
Adoy
Gamer time
You suck
go go gadget lunch okay
damn this mofucka accurate dude holy shit
As the bean falls, a faint hope blossoms.
The penis too is so good, yeah.
Definitely the superior penis.
Agreed.
Really.
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
You ever just dub so fucking hard in your life?
Mama mia!
Wait, that's too late.
Okay.
Give them the launch.
Put that agh. Put that agh.
We can kill this guy.
Heel.
Get over here.
can be healed but never hidden get over here
It's Lansing time.
Man, it's so good.
So good.
Kiss him.
So good. So good.
Kissell.
That's a lot of stuff.
That's my formation drawn.
Stop whining.
We got a Ruby lads.
we drop into the food?
Okay, are you proud of yourself, wench?
Nice dodge.
You can't do that, you can't dodge.
Stop.
Cringe.
Non-cringe.
Based.
our speed fucked up our turn order there actually that's not true I messed it
I hate this stupid piece of shit, man.
and
I mean, you gotta die.
Finish!
I don't know.
A dizzying blow to body and brain.
Yeah, you got fuckin' out.
Stop.
Eewwww.
Oh, it does get plus 1s for S.E.L.D.
Well, that's just an impositve. W.
W speed we're probably good Wow
I'm just gonna kill you.
I don't know what to do with this.
Stop.
Heal.
One HP buddy.
So girthy dude.
No critter? Okay. Bitch. Pussy, bitch.
Oh, no.
Wait, what do you use on this?
Tell me it's not the holy water.
I'm just shuffling you son of a bitch.
Guys, she doesn't have any range or melee abilities.
My formation's fucked up.
That's okay because it works from anywhere.
I'm low rolling every time, by the way.
I've been bunnies since Perseverance and I'm gay, and that's why I watch movement.
Why?
Swag.
I don't like that.
Hmm, no, that'll take some...
I mean, we're probably good not to heal.
Epic dodge.
Okay.
Yep.
Impressive!
This expedition at least promises success.
I wish I could, uh...
What's it called?
I think the mission's over.
I don't know, what do we draw?
The keys.
It's not over, guys.
Uh-oh.
Another Mariner.
Another Miss Fortune.
Hmm
Well, I'm sure nothing bad can happen in here fellas
How quickly the tide turns.
A singular strike.
Oh, we got lucky.
I'm a walkie-talkie. There's no freaking point.
Oh
Nice inventory full of stuff nothing we brought that's what you like to see fellas
Hold some marine life can flourish
If indeed there is such a thing
We didn't find a single coral reef though.
Welcome back, Moderna, from your vision quest.
Wow.
Oh, he has some range skills.
Not good ones, really.
Slow draw, boo.
I think we take any of these fellas.
What's on the chopping block?
Damn.
I want that.
You know we gotta get that.
We're going to have to bring Scout Lady for this one.
How we doing on traits?
This one sucks.
I'd like to bring Moderna.
Yeah.
That would be swag.
We gotta lock this one in, fellas.
Umm...
Is it Chris Kyle time? Round 2?
We could bring Delepper.
Delepper might be good actually because uh...
We're gonna be camping a lot.
I wish I could bring this guy, but I don't know
30% scouting chance, dude
This guy's a cove fobe
He's a bigot!
Penis 1 looking good?
Yeah, we'll bring Penis 1.
Sure.
I don't know, man. We don't really have a heal.
Do we have the trinkets to justify not having it?
I don't know, fella.
This guy can heal himself.
He's got the damage block, which is nice, even though we don't have any way to speed her up right now, so she might take damage before we can do it.
But we got the epic 1-1 bleed blight heal.
And that's pretty much it.
I don't think so.
Who would we drop?
Maybe we bring in Windows XP.
Maybe we got darts on Grave Robber, Venture.
Dude, I need someone to scout.
That's why I'm bringing him.
I'm addicted to scouting?
A dick did.
Lime out, this is a lime.
I don't know.
Also, I gotta rename these guys, I haven't done that yet.
But we'll do it when we use them.
Windows XP I think we're gonna second rank of a stall
now I don't know
Man Slayer, that's really good.
I think maybe... dude.
We take Windows XP instead of...
plague doctor
hold on
We bring up both.
Go, go, gadget, Moderna.
Does it say how much XP does a lawnmower should give?
Is it four?
Forward apprentice, okay, we good
We Gucci
We Gucci miss
The cleanup crew I made it
I made that me
I mean I kind of like what we got going on right now if I'm being honest
Don't drink and drive champ. How come that guy said that is he currently drinking and driving?
Why did you feel the need to tell us that? Hmm?
Big dog
Look I'm not chatter said worst mistake of my life
What's happening
Early in does
Oh, that's more fucking Dosell.
I got no portraits, I'm a loser.
Poison darts, huh?
It's only two, but I bet it's three of the boys and darts will be good with the
play doctor and we don't have anyone else doing a mark right now so do you know
Now when I am saying...
up. I think we're good. Ready to look at these losers? They sucked. What are your camp
skills with a Z.
What's 10 accuracy?
Sure.
Duck cleanup crew.
Uh, I'm probably going to need three of those.
Hmm...
And the food
You see so much goddamn money
the
only take two keys hell nah bruh
the fiends must be driven back and what better place to be in than the seat of our noble line
Uh... we're good to go, are we not?
Hmm, who's going first?
We're gone, Fiend.
Swinging ears, blood vision, the end approaches.
Back to the pit.
Exposed to a killing blow.
Their formation has broken.
Maintain the offensive.
You're not hit her you son of a bitch
I'm not crazy.
Another one falls.
Success so clearly in view.
Or is it merely a trick of the light?
Yep, please throw it on her.
of
The light, the promise of safety.
slow death. Unforeseen. Unforgiving.
Decisive pummeling. Move bitch.
Move, babe. Get out the way.
Dodge again. Coward.
Dodge again coward.
Swag.
Great is the weapon that cuts on its own.
Slowly, gently.
This is how a life is taken.
I
What altogether vertebra and vulnerable rats in a maze
No ambush, yay!
I believe in you.
Okay.
Swag.
My formation is wrong-ish?
Oh, yeah.
your abomination cleansed from our lands.
Ewww.
As the fiend falls, a fiend hoof blossoms.
I did not mean to do that.
As victories mount, so too will resistance.
We don't have to drop this bitch.
I think.
I would say you were dead, but you're not, lol.
The way is lit. The path is clear. You require only the strength to follow it.
We throwing it on. Don't care. He loves wine or blood or whatever you've got going on.
I
Inch
Continually on slot destroy them all
Nice actually nice
We can drop these for this.
I really got a... room, cap up.
I think it'd be sure it starts at normally you get gems or some shit. I don't know.
So, in long, in long dungeons there are supposed to be two Seeker Rooms, huh?
Is the formation good?
You kidding me, bro?
Do not disease me.
I need these.
We will drop.
Boom.
You better fuck it, Scout, bitch.
thing
de-ing
lalalalalalala
devastating blow
unfortunate
for an order
Oh, no.
Uh...
Good dodge.
Not gonna dodge.
Okay.
Hold out.
Indeed, stalk these shadows, but yonder a glint of gold
We'll drop this for now
As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted, and purpose is made clear.
Surprise, bitch!
You're dead, you're a loser.
In Radiance, may we find victory.
You're allocated.
Now, swag on him?
Spunk? Swag on him?
Oh, yeah.
Big swag, well done.
The wounds of war can be heaped.
But never hidden.
The tripling victory?
Not a victory nonetheless.
What am I forgetting?
We did bless scout reflection.
We did the stress healing last time.
Well we can do even more accuracy.
This guy is 18 though.
He's pretty close to always heading.
What?
God damn it.
I'm an idiot this guy's a dumbass
I'm going in secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place
I don't really have any stress here, I don't even know if I necessarily want this.
right now. I don't know how. Dang it. And then we scout again. And then it's right here.
this right here. Gun and mouth. We have four battles. We're gonna leave these here because
the backpack no my emerald stack you fool I can't carry any of this right now we
could do a high high roll one time
Burn in hell.
Heard him.
Masterfully executed.
This expedition at least promises success they were fall up what the hecky
I want this for a reason later to be revealed.
All the darkest Unge-Mons are sex ones.
Yeah.
What can you do, fella?
See ya!
You bitch.
Oh, we're good.
Let's be so smart, dude.
Push the door of this guy.
Now we're good.
If I'm not scouting here, I think that means... we can't.
I'm probably dropping this again.
And also this.
We need the econ, boys.
Can I afford to drop a torch?
I don't think so.
If only treasure could staunch the flow of otherworldly corruption.
We got a long way to walk, fellas.
Six rooms, no food, let's go. I got 12 food. You fool.
You wouldn't last a moment in the darkest dungeon, I'm afraid.
Smurfs?
Oh, we have a torch right here.
The long walk.
I'm surprised that was our first one.
I can't carry anything.
Packs laden with loot are often low on supplies.
No.
Drop the blood, just don't be a vampire.
Okay.
We got one more scouting chance, I feel like it'll be good enough.
See ya.
Gap of...
I lowered my game a little bit.
I think that's probably fine.
Why?
It was kind of like halfway through the yellow, dude.
Shit was kind of loud.
What did you think?
I raised it a little bit.
We get it.
We shake it.
Goodbye, Shmoney.
She's gonna die of life. Watch this. Never mind, it won't matter. XD.
XDDD?
Hey, where do your HP go? Hey, hello?
Yow!
Fuck you!
I stand before the unperturbed.
Yes, I made it
ooo
Uh-oh, uh-oh!
Fuck it, dude. It's never too late to invest. You know what they say.
You see?
Mmm, now I got three torches.
Can't fucking take you mate.
Can't fucking justify, bro.
Thank you.
Fuck, you just say to me bitch?
Huh?
He ain't speaking English.
Stop hitting her.
This guy's 9 speed.
Like I have to kill this guy.
Oh, I fucked up.
Here we go.
One.
Million.
Sianara.
These nightmarish creatures can be felled. They can be beaten.
Well, so for a non-buff scout, right here.
In a moment.
No way.
Get fucked, bitch.
We do not care.
Purge this fool when I can.
He's too fast.
Gappa.
The blood quickens.
Big guy knows how to prod, huh? Oops.
The leper do not give a fuck.
You guys want to see some pull?
46 damage.
Okay.
Alright.
I got my camp buffs there.
If we're gonna do it wait it takes you to zero torch doesn't
My biggest shoe is...
How do we- God, if I had those camp buffs, man, oh my God.
Lepper's terrible in the Shambler fight anyway.
Why do you think that?
Backline and shovel?
Oh yeah, but we can pre-chubble.
I think we can do it.
Check the key, what if we scout the secret room, right up here?
We don't need is the shovel.
And water.
Now we're going to use the water against the shambler.
Paying it.
Who's most likely to get fucked up?
Spawned horror
Oh, no.
Hoons?
Alright, hang on.
Hold.
If my YouTube would load.
the
Shazed, reeling, about to break.
No way.
Compassion is a rarity in the Feathered Picture of Battle.
be clarified in a single strike.
of
the dizzying blow to body and brain
How quickly the tide turns.
Frustration and fury are destructive than a hundred cannons.
It could be the Smithers of Thiever Dream, if not for the corpses.
Precision and power.
A time to perform beyond one's limits.
more bones return to rest devils remanded to their this
easy
in fact
I would say easy as fuck
I would say easy as fuck.
A fresh irritant to some, a sanguine memory to me.
That's why he's the GOAT!
So lucky your leprent never moved.
He's got 80% resist, dude.
It's his job to not move.
He had to walk from the last rank, dude, after he got fucking stalwart.
He hit him with the John Soles walkup, dude.
Well...