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"end": 172.92000000000002, "text": " I'm crippling depression, thanks for 7."}, {"start": 172.92000000000002, "end": 177.12, "text": " Happy birthday to your girlfriend Anaki, at his request."}, {"start": 178.88, "end": 179.88, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 187.24, "end": 190.4, "text": " The finlinal Richie quitting soccer sucks, man."}, {"start": 191.32, "end": 192.32, "text": " Fuck, dude."}, {"start": 193.16, "end": 196.0, "text": " Literally fell to my knees in the middle of the Tesco."}, {"start": 197.12, "end": 210.24, "text": " Master Hero, Stalker, Alex, for some..."}, {"start": 210.24, "end": 215.88, "text": " And Mokorage, and Vinstein, and Tomapo, Nasty, and Marksonic, and Pipita, Neymar, and Stan"}, {"start": 215.88, "end": 219.8, "text": " Marsh, and Realwacky, and Mogue, thanks for some real Mogue."}, {"start": 219.8, "end": 221.32, "text": " Holy..."}, {"start": 221.32, "end": 232.84, "text": " Who will our final person be?"}, {"start": 232.84, "end": 236.79999999999998, 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" Come on."}, {"start": 323.22, "end": 324.22, "text": " That seems good."}, {"start": 337.22, "end": 339.22, "text": " Book of Intuition."}, {"start": 342.22, "end": 344.22, "text": " Do you want some DLSS5 on this bitch?"}, {"start": 344.22, "end": 346.22, "text": " No."}, {"start": 346.22, "end": 347.22, "text": " Hi, James."}, {"start": 347.22, "end": 348.22, "text": " Thanks for seven."}, {"start": 348.22, "end": 349.22, "text": " Says Jerkmate."}, {"start": 349.22, "end": 350.22, "text": " Ranked."}, {"start": 350.22, "end": 351.22, "text": " VV."}, {"start": 351.22, "end": 352.22, "text": " Thanks for seven."}, {"start": 352.22, "end": 353.22, "text": " Says ass four."}, {"start": 353.22, "end": 354.22, "text": " Clench one K Lord."}, {"start": 354.22, "end": 355.22, "text": " Monkey Lord."}, {"start": 355.22, "end": 356.22, "text": " Hail fire."}, {"start": 356.22, "end": 357.22, "text": " Oh, Derplyn."}, {"start": 357.22, "end": 358.22, "text": " Berlich."}, {"start": 358.22, 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479.78000000000003, "end": 483.78000000000003, "text": " I'm repost kill. Heal 25%."}, {"start": 483.78000000000003, "end": 487.78000000000003, "text": " I'm repost crit kill. Holy."}, {"start": 497.78000000000003, "end": 499.78000000000003, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 508.06, "end": 510.06000000000006, "text": " Like this on a lot"}, {"start": 514.0600000000001, "end": 517.0600000000001, "text": " This shield shield bit trinket in there. Oh"}, {"start": 519.1800000000001, "end": 522.28, "text": " Damn it. There's no negative"}, {"start": 522.28, "end": 530.68, "text": " It doesn't matter, I don't have the currency for this."}, {"start": 530.68, "end": 536.12, "text": " Look at the fourth one from top left."}, {"start": 536.12, "end": 537.12, "text": " This one?"}, {"start": 537.12, "end": 553.2, "text": " I feel like that chatter just... the spear."}, {"start": 553.2, "end": 557.4, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 557.4, "end": 559.8, "text": " That stuns really good though."}, {"start": 559.8000000000001, "end": 570.6400000000001, "text": " But unfortunately, we do not have an abomination, nor will we ever."}, {"start": 570.6400000000001, "end": 571.6400000000001, "text": " Joe Biden..."}, {"start": 571.6400000000001, "end": 577.9200000000001, "text": " Well, we're stinky as."}, {"start": 577.9200000000001, "end": 582.0400000000001, "text": " Joe Biden to you."}, {"start": 582.0400000000001, "end": 585.5600000000001, "text": " Now let's get stinky."}, {"start": 585.5600000000001, "end": 592.5600000000001, "text": " Ew, he's stinky."}, {"start": 592.5600000000001, "end": 605.5600000000001, "text": " Lepper, super saiyan."}, {"start": 605.5600000000001, "end": 611.5600000000001, "text": " Hmm, I feel like..."}, {"start": 611.5600000000001, "end": 613.5600000000001, "text": " Hey, you're level two."}, {"start": 617.0600000000001, "end": 622.5600000000001, "text": " Meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 630.5600000000001, "end": 631.5600000000001, "text": " Get..."}, {"start": 636.5600000000001, "end": 638.5600000000001, "text": " We're gonna bring a new guy."}, {"start": 638.5600000000001, "end": 643.5600000000001, "text": " We will bring layman and arms man."}, {"start": 648.5600000000001, "end": 650.5600000000001, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 653.5600000000001, "end": 655.5600000000001, "text": " But don't worry."}, {"start": 657.5600000000001, "end": 660.5600000000001, "text": " We will bring this guy."}, {"start": 662.5600000000001, "end": 664.5600000000001, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 664.5600000000001, "end": 670.1600000000001, "text": " Call 45 at 2 zigzags."}, {"start": 670.1600000000001, "end": 673.24, "text": " Hey Moonman, can you welcome to the Moon Show?"}, {"start": 673.24, "end": 674.24, "text": " Smile?"}, {"start": 674.24, "end": 678.24, "text": " Can you welcome to the Moon Show, dude?"}, {"start": 678.24, "end": 679.24, "text": " Welcome!"}, {"start": 679.24, "end": 691.24, "text": " Where are you so weak?"}, {"start": 691.24, "end": 692.44, "text": " Why are you so weak?"}, {"start": 694.44, "end": 696.04, "text": " Are your weapons not great at everything?"}, {"start": 696.54, "end": 697.04, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 699.94, "end": 702.34, "text": " W-w-w-w-w-welcome to the moon show!"}, {"start": 703.74, "end": 704.64, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 711.24, "end": 712.24, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 712.94, "end": 713.74, "text": " Greetings!"}, {"start": 713.74, "end": 715.24, "text": " Oh, she's got a horned dart, huh?"}, {"start": 721.24, "end": 730.0, "text": " Well, she is on guard, which means we don't have to use the speed trinket on her, which"}, {"start": 730.0, "end": 733.48, "text": " she does."}, {"start": 733.48, "end": 738.4, "text": " Let's, uh, expo whatever."}, {"start": 738.4, "end": 745.24, "text": " I'm sure it won't be a problem, guys."}, {"start": 745.24, "end": 747.48, "text": " Omega low."}, {"start": 747.48, "end": 749.48, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 749.48, "end": 751.48, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 751.48, "end": 753.48, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 753.48, "end": 755.48, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 755.48, "end": 757.48, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 765.48, "end": 767.48, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 770.48, "end": 772.48, "text": " It might be nice having him go a little bit earlier."}, {"start": 772.48, "end": 783.72, "text": " Do you guys like the Berserk charm on Yield, this guy?"}, {"start": 783.72, "end": 795.08, "text": " Where's the straight damage?"}, {"start": 795.08, "end": 796.08, "text": " Maybe we give him this?"}, {"start": 796.08, "end": 797.08, "text": " This is going to be fine."}, {"start": 797.08, "end": 804.08, "text": " This gives them a chance to go before some of the front line guys are just good."}, {"start": 804.08, "end": 805.08, "text": " Sweet."}, {"start": 805.08, "end": 810.08, "text": " We're doing this mission because I want more money."}, {"start": 815.08, "end": 816.08, "text": " Money."}, {"start": 816.08, "end": 818.08, "text": " Money!"}, {"start": 827.08, "end": 830.7, "text": " It's baldness as bad as people say."}, {"start": 830.7, "end": 839.6800000000001, "text": " Nah, the entire balding conspiracy is a long-rooted one."}, {"start": 839.6800000000001, "end": 846.44, "text": " Normally people with low self-esteem buy into big bald."}, {"start": 846.44, "end": 849.9200000000001, "text": " They prey upon your insecurity, Chatter."}, {"start": 849.9200000000001, "end": 851.9200000000001, "text": " sad"}, {"start": 865.44, "end": 867.44, "text": " Well, let's over get up"}, {"start": 869.2, "end": 871.72, "text": " You Gucci you"}, {"start": 874.2, "end": 876.2, "text": " Gucci"}, {"start": 876.8000000000001, "end": 879.1600000000001, "text": " You not Gucci"}, {"start": 879.9200000000001, "end": 887.9200000000001, "text": " So this will heal three every time which is kind of low, but we can stealth these guys."}, {"start": 909.9200000000001, "end": 914.9200000000001, "text": " Which is cool."}, {"start": 914.9200000000001, "end": 919.9200000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 919.9200000000001, "end": 924.9200000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 924.9200000000001, "end": 928.9200000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 928.9200000000001, "end": 933.9200000000001, "text": " It's kind of risky to go on a long mission without a real healer."}, {"start": 933.9200000000001, "end": 938.9200000000001, "text": " But we'll be okay."}, {"start": 939.9200000000001, "end": 940.9200000000001, "text": " Right fellas?"}, {"start": 946.4200000000001, "end": 948.9200000000001, "text": " Am I playing Madden later? Yeah."}, {"start": 952.9200000000001, "end": 956.9200000000001, "text": " How did you know? How did you know?"}, {"start": 968.9200000000001, "end": 973.9200000000001, "text": " I don't even know what that's from, I don't know."}, {"start": 978.9200000000001, "end": 981.9200000000001, "text": " Oh, it's God of War, but like, pitched up again."}, {"start": 981.9200000000001, "end": 985.9200000000001, "text": " I remember now."}, {"start": 985.9200000000001, "end": 989.9200000000001, "text": " Who'll bring extra food?"}, {"start": 989.9200000000001, "end": 991.9200000000001, "text": " Three shovels."}, {"start": 991.9200000000001, "end": 993.9200000000001, "text": " Four keys."}, {"start": 993.9200000000001, "end": 995.9200000000001, "text": " Two herb."}, {"start": 995.9200000000001, "end": 1009.6, "text": " holy water mochotorch oh what am I for good"}, {"start": 1014.6, "end": 1021.7600000000001, "text": " we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good don't eat we're good"}, {"start": 1021.76, "end": 1025.64, "text": " What the fuck is this game, is this a card game?"}, {"start": 1025.64, "end": 1031.04, "text": " I don't get it."}, {"start": 1031.04, "end": 1032.44, "text": " That's Bayer I guess."}, {"start": 1032.44, "end": 1033.44, "text": " I'm getting mad."}, {"start": 1033.44, "end": 1036.44, "text": " We got your camping skill?"}, {"start": 1036.44, "end": 1037.44, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1037.44, "end": 1038.44, "text": " Trinket?"}, {"start": 1038.44, "end": 1039.44, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1039.44, "end": 1040.44, "text": " Camping skill."}, {"start": 1040.44, "end": 1044.44, "text": " Well this stack, it has a lot of stuff."}, {"start": 1044.44, "end": 1046.44, "text": " We got your camping skill?"}, {"start": 1046.44, "end": 1047.44, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1047.44, "end": 1048.44, "text": " Trinket?"}, {"start": 1048.44, "end": 1049.44, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1049.44, "end": 1050.44, "text": " Camping skill."}, {"start": 1050.44, "end": 1054.44, "text": " Well this stack, it has the stack."}, {"start": 1054.44, "end": 1068.44, "text": " Well, let's go."}, {"start": 1068.44, "end": 1072.88, "text": " So this is like a strategy game, okay?"}, {"start": 1072.88, "end": 1076.3600000000001, "text": " There's a preparation phase, and then there's the dungeon-eering phase."}, {"start": 1076.3600000000001, "end": 1077.64, "text": " The fiends must be driven back."}, {"start": 1077.64, "end": 1082.88, "text": " And what better place to be in than the seat of our noble line?"}, {"start": 1082.88, "end": 1099.88, "text": " We can camp in the first room, it's so cringe."}, {"start": 1099.88, "end": 1101.88, "text": " Maybe I'll just do it, actually, with this team."}, {"start": 1123.4, "end": 1125.4, "text": " How do you know?"}, {"start": 1159.88, "end": 1185.48, "text": " Executed with impunity."}, {"start": 1185.48, "end": 1189.32, "text": " Reformation is broken maintain the offensive"}, {"start": 1192.56, "end": 1196.64, "text": " The match is struck a blazing star is born"}, {"start": 1202.1200000000001, "end": 1207.52, "text": " Bottle together hurt if and vulnerable rats in a maze"}, {"start": 1215.48, "end": 1232.3600000000001, "text": " And now, the darkness holds dominion."}, {"start": 1232.3600000000001, "end": 1234.3600000000001, "text": " Black as death."}, {"start": 1245.48, "end": 1262.04, "text": " As the fiend falls, a faint hope blossoms."}, {"start": 1262.04, "end": 1269.04, "text": " obliterated"}, {"start": 1271.1599999999999, "end": 1278.1599999999999, "text": " confidence surges as the enemy crumbles"}, {"start": 1278.16, "end": 1299.6000000000001, "text": " Yeah, I think we can do it."}, {"start": 1299.6000000000001, "end": 1310.4, "text": " game or time."}, {"start": 1310.4, "end": 1313.44, "text": " Could you ever fight the shambler in Blood Moon with an antichor in your party?"}, {"start": 1313.44, "end": 1316.5600000000002, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 1316.5600000000002, "end": 1328.2, "text": " Probably not."}, {"start": 1328.2, 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you want to see, fellas, let's be honest."}, {"start": 1662.92, "end": 1681.92, "text": " Another one falls."}, {"start": 1681.92, "end": 1682.92, "text": " Yikes."}, {"start": 1682.92, "end": 1684.92, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 1684.92, "end": 1691.92, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1714.92, "end": 1716.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 1717.72, "end": 1720.4, "text": " Giri doctor in conflict by six or seven"}, {"start": 1723.2, "end": 1727.24, "text": " Our death our day by inches"}, {"start": 1732.68, "end": 1734.44, "text": " Can I pick this up no"}, {"start": 1736.44, "end": 1738.44, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 1744.92, "end": 1751.92, "text": " Is she adventurin' bros?"}, {"start": 1751.92, "end": 1760.3600000000001, "text": " Goddamn."}, {"start": 1760.3600000000001, "end": 1774.8000000000002, "text": " I low rolled the scout, by the way."}, {"start": 1774.8, "end": 1777.28, "text": " Abomination cleansed from our lands"}, {"start": 1782.78, "end": 1785.82, "text": " Press disadvantage give them no quarter"}, {"start": 1804.8, "end": 1809.8, "text": " Are you playing with any difficulty mods? No. Just Bloodman."}, {"start": 1829.8, "end": 1832.8, "text": " I don't know if we can move this guy."}, {"start": 1834.8, "end": 1860.28, "text": " Confusion, Merge, and Panic."}, {"start": 1860.28, "end": 1862.28, "text": " Stuck"}, {"start": 1871.32, "end": 1873.32, "text": " Dodger bro"}, {"start": 1880.76, "end": 1885.86, "text": " Terrorists may indeed stalk these shadows, but yonder I couldn't have gold"}, {"start": 1890.28, "end": 1917.28, "text": " I don't know, we got a lot of walking to do."}, {"start": 1917.28, "end": 1924.28, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 1947.28, "end": 1950.28, "text": " Oh wow, this applies to the camp skills."}, {"start": 1953.28, "end": 1954.28, "text": " Do not ambush them."}, {"start": 1965.28, "end": 1970.28, "text": " Can you double up on camp buffs? Do they stack? I don't know. I assume they do. I don't know why they would."}, {"start": 1977.28, "end": 1988.2, "text": " They don't?"}, {"start": 1988.2, "end": 1993.76, "text": " That chatter is full of poppy talk."}, {"start": 1993.76, "end": 1995.76, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2021.44, "end": 2023.44, "text": " Nothing"}, {"start": 2023.76, "end": 2042.42, "text": " You'll be okay. Everything's gonna be fine."}, {"start": 2042.42, "end": 2047.54, "text": " We like the bleed amulet. Big bleed amulet fan."}, {"start": 2047.54, "end": 2049.54, "text": " Paper 6 for 7."}, {"start": 2060.54, "end": 2065.54, "text": " Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place."}, {"start": 2077.54, "end": 2095.94, "text": " The way is lit, the power is clear."}, {"start": 2095.94, "end": 2098.94, "text": " We require only the strength to follow it."}, {"start": 2101.94, "end": 2103.94, "text": " A powerful blow."}, {"start": 2113.94, "end": 2117.94, "text": " A time to perform beyond one's limits."}, {"start": 2117.94, "end": 2131.62, "text": " The slow death, unforgiveness, unforgiving."}, {"start": 2131.62, "end": 2133.62, "text": " Urge him!"}, {"start": 2153.12, "end": 2155.12, "text": " 35!"}, {"start": 2161.62, "end": 2163.62, "text": " I remember when you were 98 stress"}, {"start": 2178.66, "end": 2180.66, "text": " Destroyed"}, {"start": 2184.8599999999997, "end": 2189.06, "text": " Ghoulish horrors brought low and driven into the mud"}, {"start": 2191.62, "end": 2200.7, "text": " I want the ruby."}, {"start": 2200.7, "end": 2209.74, "text": " Let's take the release of the Crest."}, {"start": 2209.7400000000002, "end": 2234.34, "text": " attacks laden with loot are often low on supplies."}, {"start": 2234.34, "end": 2236.86, "text": " Why'd I do that?"}, {"start": 2236.86, "end": 2238.86, "text": " That was not the correct move."}, {"start": 2266.86, "end": 2268.86, "text": " Alright, fuck it."}, {"start": 2279.42, "end": 2281.42, "text": " Victoli."}, {"start": 2293.1, "end": 2295.1, "text": " Victoli!"}, {"start": 2296.86, "end": 2322.46, "text": " A singular strike."}, {"start": 2322.46, "end": 2324.46, "text": " Masterfully executed"}, {"start": 2327.68, "end": 2331.66, "text": " These nightmarish creatures can be felt they can be beaten"}, {"start": 2337.6, "end": 2347.26, "text": " Damn that's sad we're gonna not loot this yet"}, {"start": 2382.46, "end": 2385.46, "text": " A decisive pummeling."}, {"start": 2389.46, "end": 2392.46, "text": " This expedition at least promises success."}, {"start": 2395.46, "end": 2400.46, "text": " Of course no scout. Maybe there's nothing to scout. No there is, there is. I'm down."}, {"start": 2407.46, "end": 2409.46, "text": " Cigar room right here fellas."}, {"start": 2412.46, "end": 2419.46, "text": " Yep, there it is."}, {"start": 2419.46, "end": 2443.46, "text": " A brilliant confluence of skill and purpose."}, {"start": 2443.46, "end": 2453.46, "text": " A victory. Perhaps a turning point."}, {"start": 2473.46, "end": 2475.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2485.56, "end": 2487.56, "text": " Dodge of hell"}, {"start": 2503.46, "end": 2523.2200000000003, "text": " Success so clearly in view or is it merely a trick of the light or is it merely a trick"}, {"start": 2523.2200000000003, "end": 2539.7000000000003, "text": " No way. Up the light? Big. Not big. Big."}, {"start": 2553.2200000000003, "end": 2555.2200000000003, "text": " The ground quakes."}, {"start": 2555.2200000000003, "end": 2558.2200000000003, "text": " Is he gonna go? Watch this."}, {"start": 2559.2200000000003, "end": 2560.2200000000003, "text": " Or not."}, {"start": 2560.2200000000003, "end": 2562.2200000000003, "text": " Is he gonna go?"}, {"start": 2562.2200000000003, "end": 2563.2200000000003, "text": " Sedate it."}, {"start": 2563.2200000000003, "end": 2564.2200000000003, "text": " Or not."}, {"start": 2564.2200000000003, "end": 2583.0200000000004, "text": " be wary triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall"}, {"start": 2583.02, "end": 2600.58, "text": " I didn't know this could drop from a normal fight."}, {"start": 2600.58, "end": 2602.2599999999998, "text": " Drops from the madman?"}, {"start": 2602.2599999999998, "end": 2603.2599999999998, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2603.26, "end": 2609.6400000000003, "text": " You know I ain't seeing no shovel stuff"}, {"start": 2626.1800000000003, "end": 2628.1800000000003, "text": " Why was it"}, {"start": 2633.26, "end": 2646.5800000000004, "text": " Oh, really? I mean, maybe you?"}, {"start": 2646.5800000000004, "end": 2655.46, "text": " Prashindo!"}, {"start": 2655.46, "end": 2657.46, "text": " I need another money stack, bruv."}, {"start": 2658.7400000000002, "end": 2659.7400000000002, "text": " Boy."}, {"start": 2663.7, "end": 2667.0, "text": " Is my goat Ivy-profen 200mg so alive?"}, {"start": 2667.0, "end": 2668.0, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 2668.9, "end": 2670.4, "text": " Yeah, he chilling."}, {"start": 2683.12, "end": 2685.12, "text": " 200mg, eh shit."}, {"start": 2685.46, "end": 2687.8, "text": " Yeah, neither is he. Problem?"}, {"start": 2692.34, "end": 2694.5, "text": " She- she got three perks this round."}, {"start": 2715.46, "end": 2717.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 2735.7, "end": 2737.7, "text": " My food"}, {"start": 2745.46, "end": 2774.46, "text": " I think he's kind of rare."}, {"start": 2774.46, "end": 2779.46, "text": " Doge... Vocal Dodge Mod still working?"}, {"start": 2789.46, "end": 2792.46, "text": " They're cursed, champion falls!"}, {"start": 2804.46, "end": 2830.86, "text": " We got him."}, {"start": 2830.86, "end": 2837.86, "text": " yourself that overconfidence is slow and insidious killer"}, {"start": 2840.86, "end": 2847.86, "text": " careful"}, {"start": 2854.2200000000003, "end": 2859.46, "text": " the light the promise of safety"}, {"start": 2859.46, "end": 2861.46, "text": " I don't know if we want to backtrack."}, {"start": 2879.78, "end": 2880.28, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 2882.5, "end": 2885.46, "text": " Um, either one of these could be like the Eldor's Altar."}, {"start": 2886.02, "end": 2888.02, "text": " So we don't want to use..."}, {"start": 2888.02, "end": 2892.22, "text": " We don't want to lose all that water here."}, {"start": 2892.22, "end": 2901.22, "text": " I guess we lose this."}, {"start": 2901.22, "end": 2913.22, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 2943.2200000000003, "end": 2957.7000000000003, "text": " Cees this momentum push on to the task's end"}, {"start": 2962.7000000000003, "end": 2967.26, "text": " Ready open this again like that"}, {"start": 2973.2200000000003, "end": 3003.1800000000003, "text": " Why is Moon grinding lower levels?"}, {"start": 3003.18, "end": 3005.18, "text": " Kill?"}, {"start": 3028.18, "end": 3030.18, "text": " Dang."}, {"start": 3033.18, "end": 3059.18, "text": " If only treasure could staunch the flow of otherworldly corruption."}, {"start": 3059.1800000000003, "end": 3061.1800000000003, "text": " impressive"}, {"start": 3089.1800000000003, "end": 3095.1800000000003, "text": " Darkness closes in, halting the hearts of men."}, {"start": 3113.1800000000003, "end": 3115.1800000000003, "text": " No Seeker room, huh?"}, {"start": 3119.1800000000003, "end": 3133.82, "text": " more bones return to rest devils remanded to their abyss"}, {"start": 3138.1400000000003, "end": 3149.0200000000004, "text": " yeah we kind of dropped the cap fucked up that's all right"}, {"start": 3149.1800000000003, "end": 3165.9800000000005, "text": " A fresh irritant to some, a sanguine memory to me."}, {"start": 3165.9800000000005, "end": 3171.2200000000003, "text": " Is it locked down?"}, {"start": 3171.2200000000003, "end": 3172.2200000000003, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 3172.2200000000003, "end": 3181.2200000000003, "text": " Boner! Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 3181.2200000000003, "end": 3191.2200000000003, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 3191.2200000000003, "end": 3193.2200000000003, "text": " Galaxies for a million years and they accelerate?"}, {"start": 3193.2200000000003, "end": 3219.2200000000003, "text": " Well, we can't really recruit anyone anymore."}, {"start": 3219.2200000000003, "end": 3221.2200000000003, "text": " Kind of want this."}, {"start": 3226.5800000000004, "end": 3228.5800000000004, "text": " Kind of don't want to spend any money, actually."}, {"start": 3232.86, "end": 3234.86, "text": " If I can help it."}, {"start": 3235.3, "end": 3237.3, "text": " Abuse heal? Thanks for something."}, {"start": 3249.2200000000003, "end": 3250.26, "text": " Weeeeeee-"}, {"start": 3250.26, "end": 3251.44, "text": " Waaaa-"}, {"start": 3251.44, "end": 3252.42, "text": " Weeeeeeee-"}, {"start": 3252.42, "end": 3253.26, "text": " Weeeeee-"}, {"start": 3253.46, "end": 3254.0800000000004, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 3265.36, "end": 3267.28, "text": " OOooohhh, gosh..."}, {"start": 3279.2200000000003, "end": 3300.86, "text": " I would like to go to the code to get rid of this we need a weekly"}, {"start": 3309.2200000000003, "end": 3327.5000000000005, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3327.5000000000005, "end": 3329.5800000000004, "text": " Six speed, nine speed."}, {"start": 3329.58, "end": 3331.58, "text": " She's way more than that."}, {"start": 3345.2599999999998, "end": 3347.66, "text": " Yield Crescendo box, huh?"}, {"start": 3353.02, "end": 3355.02, "text": " We don't need the accuracy on him right now."}, {"start": 3359.58, "end": 3385.58, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3385.58, "end": 3398.58, "text": " Uh, I mean, what... maybe."}, {"start": 3398.58, "end": 3407.58, "text": " I don't think it matters too much."}, {"start": 3407.58, "end": 3414.58, "text": " two"}, {"start": 3415.58, "end": 3421.58, "text": " penis two sorry one"}, {"start": 3426.2599999999998, "end": 3429.7599999999998, "text": " i guess so much gold we've done many antiquarian runs"}, {"start": 3429.7599999999998, "end": 3436.7599999999998, "text": " I spent a lot of gold too"}, {"start": 3437.58, "end": 3459.58, "text": " Oh, damn!"}, {"start": 3459.58, "end": 3485.34, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 3485.34, "end": 3487.34, "text": " Anyone with syphilis?"}, {"start": 3487.34, "end": 3511.7400000000002, "text": " I think the poles gonna be nice."}, {"start": 3541.7400000000002, "end": 3563.34, "text": " Okay, man, I think we're good 5% of 120k"}, {"start": 3563.34, "end": 3565.34, "text": " 6,000."}, {"start": 3578.7000000000003, "end": 3580.7000000000003, "text": " Dolbyden 6000."}, {"start": 3580.7000000000003, "end": 3592.7000000000003, "text": " there he is"}, {"start": 3592.7000000000003, "end": 3621.7000000000003, "text": " not much we can do. This feels like a waste of a week, but..."}, {"start": 3621.7000000000003, "end": 3629.88, "text": " Why are you hoarding the money and not reinvesting it into the country like the one percent?"}, {"start": 3629.88, "end": 3632.0400000000004, "text": " The smell of rotting fish is un-"}, {"start": 3632.0400000000004, "end": 3633.0400000000004, "text": " Good question."}, {"start": 3633.0400000000004, "end": 3634.0400000000004, "text": " ...perable."}, {"start": 3634.0400000000004, "end": 3645.0400000000004, "text": " It doesn't matter which way we go here."}, {"start": 3645.04, "end": 3669.04, "text": " Continue the onslaught. Destroy them all."}, {"start": 3669.04, "end": 3694.04, "text": " not bad"}, {"start": 3694.04, "end": 3696.84, "text": " In Radiance, may we find victory?"}, {"start": 3704.84, "end": 3706.56, "text": " Am I in the highest difficulty?"}, {"start": 3706.56, "end": 3707.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3716.6, "end": 3717.96, "text": " I need you to die from that."}, {"start": 3719.36, "end": 3721.96, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles."}, {"start": 3754.04, "end": 3764.04, "text": " A victory, perhaps a turning point."}, {"start": 3784.04, "end": 3808.04, "text": " a death by inches"}, {"start": 3808.04, "end": 3823.56, "text": " The heroes may indeed stalk these shadows, but yonder, a glint of gold."}, {"start": 3823.56, "end": 3825.36, "text": " The match is struck."}, {"start": 3825.36, "end": 3829.2, "text": " A blazing star is born."}, {"start": 3829.2000000000003, "end": 3836.2000000000003, "text": " Hey, where's my scout?"}, {"start": 3836.2000000000003, "end": 3851.2000000000003, "text": " Bro, get behind him, please!"}, {"start": 3881.2000000000003, "end": 3906.0000000000005, "text": " Success so clearly in view or is it merely a trick of the light"}, {"start": 3911.2000000000003, "end": 3938.7000000000003, "text": " No scouts."}, {"start": 3938.7000000000003, "end": 3958.1400000000003, "text": " He's crazy, man."}, {"start": 3958.14, "end": 3959.14, "text": " I want money."}, {"start": 3974.14, "end": 3975.14, "text": " Just one scout dude."}, {"start": 3977.14, "end": 3978.14, "text": " Go on."}, {"start": 3985.14, "end": 3987.14, "text": " Ambushed by Paul invention."}, {"start": 3988.14, "end": 3999.14, "text": " So silly."}, {"start": 3999.14, "end": 4000.14, "text": " Bayoun and Itza?"}, {"start": 4000.14, "end": 4001.14, "text": " They're so..."}, {"start": 4001.14, "end": 4007.94, "text": " You ever have a helmet looking thing for a second?"}, {"start": 4007.94, "end": 4035.26, "text": " the Bicecrown. How much food do we have? Eight. Can you remember for two more seconds I"}, {"start": 4035.26, "end": 4042.26, "text": " was lying down and couldn't read it. It's the Vice Crown."}, {"start": 4065.26, "end": 4067.26, "text": " Annihilated."}, {"start": 4095.26, "end": 4125.22, "text": " And now, the darkness holds dominion."}, {"start": 4125.22, "end": 4142.54, "text": " Black as death."}, {"start": 4142.54, "end": 4152.54, "text": " Darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men."}, {"start": 4182.54, "end": 4184.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 4196.3, "end": 4198.3, "text": " Don't be scared fellas"}, {"start": 4212.54, "end": 4227.54, "text": " I had to pretend that was the shambler, unfortunately."}, {"start": 4257.54, "end": 4282.54, "text": " and"}, {"start": 4282.54, "end": 4306.82, "text": " The decisive pummeling."}, {"start": 4306.82, "end": 4316.259999999999, "text": " Yes, I made it."}, {"start": 4316.259999999999, "end": 4324.259999999999, "text": " Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."}, {"start": 4324.26, "end": 4348.74, "text": " Knowing hunger sets in, turning the body against itself, weakening the mind."}, {"start": 4348.74, "end": 4378.7, "text": " We're out, what can you do?"}, {"start": 4378.7, "end": 4382.7, "text": " No! That's good."}, {"start": 4395.7, "end": 4397.7, "text": " There's wealth."}, {"start": 4403.7, "end": 4407.7, "text": " Do do do do do do do do."}, {"start": 4408.7, "end": 4415.7, "text": " Yeah, I don't want to drop it in the way out there."}, {"start": 4438.7, "end": 4445.7, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 4449.7, "end": 4456.7, "text": " We're gonna run these antiquarians ragged boys."}, {"start": 4468.7, "end": 4470.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4474.34, "end": 4476.34, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 4498.7, "end": 4512.38, "text": " Who we bringing, dude?"}, {"start": 4512.38, "end": 4522.179999999999, "text": " Who we bringing?"}, {"start": 4522.18, "end": 4524.18, "text": " I gotta level these dudes up."}, {"start": 4543.18, "end": 4545.18, "text": " Waaawwwwww."}, {"start": 4552.18, "end": 4559.18, "text": " Level zero. Not good. Not good, not good."}, {"start": 4582.18, "end": 4592.18, "text": " of"}, {"start": 4622.18, "end": 4629.18, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 4652.18, "end": 4678.18, "text": " I feel like we get this guy's damage pretty high, huh?"}, {"start": 4678.18, "end": 4703.18, "text": " I'm going to start him in the back."}, {"start": 4703.18, "end": 4729.18, "text": " probably gonna put the bleed amulet on him"}, {"start": 4729.18, "end": 4756.3, "text": " Well, well, well."}, {"start": 4756.3, "end": 4763.3, "text": " Joe Biden to you!"}, {"start": 4774.3, "end": 4783.8, "text": " Is this game possible, Trinketless? Probably."}, {"start": 4783.8, "end": 4787.24, "text": " I just beat Darkest Dungeon 1 trinketless."}, {"start": 4787.24, "end": 4790.64, "text": " Right clicks every character."}, {"start": 4790.64, "end": 4792.4400000000005, "text": " They all have natural."}, {"start": 4792.4400000000005, "end": 4800.04, "text": " Wow, so lucky!"}, {"start": 4800.04, "end": 4806.360000000001, "text": " Why was that?"}, {"start": 4806.36, "end": 4815.36, "text": " Do we want the stun?"}, {"start": 4815.36, "end": 4820.36, "text": " Probably."}, {"start": 4820.36, "end": 4828.139999999999, "text": " Hmmm, yeah."}, {"start": 4828.139999999999, "end": 4829.139999999999, "text": " Do the courtyard?"}, {"start": 4829.139999999999, "end": 4830.139999999999, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 4830.139999999999, "end": 4833.38, "text": " What's your strat dude?"}, {"start": 4833.38, "end": 4834.7, "text": " What's the plan?"}, {"start": 4834.7, "end": 4845.48, "text": " to unlock events. You mean the ones that turn all of my characters into vampires and makes"}, {"start": 4845.48, "end": 4852.96, "text": " them rely on a resource that I can actively collect right now? That's a good idea. Moron?"}, {"start": 4852.96, "end": 4866.96, "text": " Anything else?"}, {"start": 4866.96, "end": 4882.16, "text": " Moran?"}, {"start": 4882.16, "end": 4895.16, "text": " What's the holy warrior- oh, for the bones."}, {"start": 4895.16, "end": 4897.96, "text": " One key for the Seeker Room, we'll get to."}, {"start": 4897.96, "end": 4898.96, "text": " Bugger."}, {"start": 4898.96, "end": 4903.24, "text": " When we didn't bring any shovels on us."}, {"start": 4903.24, "end": 4907.32, "text": " Surely no more than two, right fellas?"}, {"start": 4907.32, "end": 4909.12, "text": " There's literally a mission about collecting blood?"}, {"start": 4909.12, "end": 4911.0, "text": " Oh, that's a good idea!"}, {"start": 4911.0, "end": 4915.42, "text": " So basically, instead of working to beat the game, I can spend a week going to collect"}, {"start": 4915.42, "end": 4920.4, "text": " the resource that I need to sustain my characters."}, {"start": 4920.4, "end": 4921.4, "text": " Brilliant!"}, {"start": 4921.4, "end": 4934.2, "text": " That's a good idea, dude."}, {"start": 4934.2, "end": 4936.08, "text": " If you knew, why did you ask?"}, {"start": 4936.08, "end": 4938.88, "text": " Because it was a stupid fucking question."}, {"start": 4938.88, "end": 4939.88, "text": " Or demand."}, {"start": 4939.88, "end": 4945.5599999999995, "text": " That's basically you doing antiquarian runs though?"}, {"start": 4945.5599999999995, "end": 4953.36, "text": " Okay, have to leave."}, {"start": 4953.36, "end": 4955.48, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 4955.48, "end": 4963.32, "text": " I refuse to be made angry."}, {"start": 4963.32, "end": 4968.679999999999, "text": " I'm sorry, I will we will conclude this conversation with no it's not you are an idiot"}, {"start": 4979.0, "end": 4981.0, "text": " Bitch"}, {"start": 4985.08, "end": 4987.08, "text": " Nobody can do this"}, {"start": 4993.32, "end": 5012.28, "text": " We're gonna piss, dude."}, {"start": 5012.28, "end": 5013.599999999999, "text": " Big style."}, {"start": 5013.599999999999, "end": 5016.0, "text": " Ready to work."}, {"start": 5016.0, "end": 5018.0, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 5018.0, "end": 5020.0, "text": " Hang on."}, {"start": 5020.0, "end": 5026.4, "text": " Thank you hang on. Uno momento."}, {"start": 5028.56, "end": 5034.76, "text": " Just made a full English fry of burrito. Thoughts. I don't know what that is."}, {"start": 5039.76, "end": 5043.24, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 5043.24, "end": 5055.32, "text": " Broceptics for redeeming."}, {"start": 5055.32, "end": 5057.08, "text": " Beans in a crappy tortilla."}, {"start": 5057.08, "end": 5065.4, "text": " Wait, do they use the, uh, the Heinz beans?"}, {"start": 5065.4, "end": 5067.16, "text": " And catch the last death blow when it happened?"}, {"start": 5067.16, "end": 5070.599999999999, "text": " Oh, you know, the character with the highest death blow resistance in the game lost to"}, {"start": 5070.599999999999, "end": 5072.12, "text": " a one damage bleed."}, {"start": 5072.12, "end": 5077.98, "text": " They breed quickly down there in the dark, but perhaps we can slay them even faster"}, {"start": 5077.98, "end": 5079.98, "text": " Well, what is it?"}, {"start": 5081.14, "end": 5087.58, "text": " It is 73% chance to resist a death blow and he lost on the first death blow check"}, {"start": 5091.099999999999, "end": 5093.34, "text": " What can you do Mike? What can you do?"}, {"start": 5093.34, "end": 5116.9400000000005, "text": " We'll play the steam release of Toho 6 on stream."}, {"start": 5123.34, "end": 5133.34, "text": " That's really freaking bad."}, {"start": 5133.34, "end": 5150.34, "text": " Help, help, help, I can't, I can't extinguish myself."}, {"start": 5150.34, "end": 5152.34, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 5162.22, "end": 5164.22, "text": " Get to a pot all"}, {"start": 5171.14, "end": 5173.14, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 5180.34, "end": 5187.34, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that."}, {"start": 5210.34, "end": 5230.34, "text": " the"}, {"start": 5230.34, "end": 5249.7, "text": " over. Do we start over? Oh, crap. Oh, God. Final thought, I guess. I think the thing that"}, {"start": 5249.7, "end": 5258.78, "text": " like kind of tells me the most about cops is that, um, to protect and serve, right? Sure."}, {"start": 5258.78, "end": 5269.7, "text": " propaganda show. The facade that they are there to protect the average person being perpetuated"}, {"start": 5269.7, "end": 5274.74, "text": " by police officers is what tells me. Because most of the time when they protect the average"}, {"start": 5274.74, "end": 5281.74, "text": " person it's incidental."}, {"start": 5304.74, "end": 5318.7, "text": " First by a lethal company with the boys."}, {"start": 5318.7, "end": 5322.0, "text": " Did that."}, {"start": 5322.0, "end": 5326.5, "text": " Too scary."}, {"start": 5326.5, "end": 5330.02, "text": " Alvedo and Golu and Besker, thanks for something."}, {"start": 5330.02, "end": 5331.02, "text": " I'm stimming."}, {"start": 5331.02, "end": 5333.02, "text": " We're all patient."}, {"start": 5333.02, "end": 5337.46, "text": " I'm gonna know."}, {"start": 5337.46, "end": 5338.46, "text": " Abamna for me real quick."}, {"start": 5338.46, "end": 5339.46, "text": " I need this, please."}, {"start": 5339.46, "end": 5340.46, "text": " Obamna."}, {"start": 5340.46, "end": 5341.46, "text": " Choda."}, {"start": 5341.46, "end": 5342.46, "text": " Obamna."}, {"start": 5342.46, "end": 5343.46, "text": " Choda."}, {"start": 5343.46, "end": 5344.46, "text": " We won't have a problem."}, {"start": 5344.46, "end": 5345.46, "text": " Hey, it's Charlie Bodega."}, {"start": 5345.46, "end": 5346.46, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 5346.46, "end": 5347.46, "text": " Hey, it's Charlie Bodega."}, {"start": 5347.46, "end": 5348.46, "text": " Hey, it's Charlie Bodega."}, {"start": 5348.46, "end": 5349.46, "text": " Hey, it's Charlie Bodega."}, {"start": 5349.46, "end": 5351.46, "text": " We won't have a problem"}, {"start": 5352.76, "end": 5354.76, "text": " Hey, it's Charlie bodega"}, {"start": 5358.34, "end": 5360.78, "text": " Well time to get out of here man"}, {"start": 5371.94, "end": 5376.34, "text": " This will be sharing a self-child man, let's try to get along and make this as easy as possible"}, {"start": 5379.46, "end": 5398.02, "text": " Um, guys, he's just getting- I went to Vegas on my 21st birthday, so actually almost eight"}, {"start": 5398.02, "end": 5399.02, "text": " years ago."}, {"start": 5399.02, "end": 5400.82, "text": " How many years ago?"}, {"start": 5400.82, "end": 5401.82, "text": " Eight."}, {"start": 5401.82, "end": 5402.82, "text": " Eight."}, {"start": 5402.82, "end": 5403.82, "text": " Oh, my."}, {"start": 5403.82, "end": 5404.82, "text": " I think it's nice."}, {"start": 5404.82, "end": 5405.82, "text": " I stayed at four."}, {"start": 5405.82, "end": 5406.82, "text": " Don, you're old."}, {"start": 5406.82, "end": 5407.82, "text": " Shut up, bitch."}, {"start": 5407.82, "end": 5414.7, "text": " You hear about Hulk Hogan dying in a tragic self-suck accident dude finally"}, {"start": 5417.179999999999, "end": 5419.179999999999, "text": " Finally Hulk Hogan is dead dude"}, {"start": 5420.219999999999, "end": 5428.84, "text": " That is it and shakes all around to wrestling fans and I'm not like a current wrestling fan, but I'm sure that's a relief for you"}, {"start": 5435.7, "end": 5437.7, "text": " Dude what"}, {"start": 5437.82, "end": 5445.139999999999, "text": " Where'd the pebbles end up?"}, {"start": 5445.139999999999, "end": 5449.98, "text": " Are they on top of this post?"}, {"start": 5449.98, "end": 5452.42, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 5452.42, "end": 5456.42, "text": " You pervert."}, {"start": 5456.42, "end": 5458.42, "text": " Emulate him."}, {"start": 5458.42, "end": 5460.42, "text": " Restrain."}, {"start": 5460.42, "end": 5467.42, "text": " We're strained."}, {"start": 5467.42, "end": 5474.42, "text": " Guys, how come..."}, {"start": 5474.42, "end": 5486.42, "text": " Did I just hang Bear Chan?"}, {"start": 5486.42, "end": 5489.02, "text": " No, I hung myself."}, {"start": 5489.02, "end": 5502.54, "text": " Did I hung myself and my bear turned on?"}, {"start": 5546.42, "end": 5563.2, "text": " I'm clipping right now the son of Kakarot well I should have known it was you we"}, {"start": 5563.2, "end": 5571.08, "text": " meet again dude he like looks behind are you fucking stupid bro I just met with"}, {"start": 5571.08, "end": 5575.08, "text": " With your friends, I suspected you might be close by."}, {"start": 5575.08, "end": 5578.08, "text": " A Dragon Ball!"}, {"start": 5578.08, "end": 5582.08, "text": " Where did you get that from?"}, {"start": 5582.08, "end": 5585.08, "text": " He was like, this is from the original series."}, {"start": 5585.08, "end": 5587.08, "text": " Because I had it because a bald head hit one."}, {"start": 5587.08, "end": 5590.08, "text": " And that granny girl that was with me."}, {"start": 5590.08, "end": 5595.08, "text": " What did you do to them? Huh? Did you hurt them?"}, {"start": 5595.08, "end": 5597.08, "text": " Answer me!"}, {"start": 5597.08, "end": 5599.08, "text": " Actually, I never even touched them."}, {"start": 5599.08, "end": 5602.38, "text": " But if you want, I could easily be talked into going back."}, {"start": 5603.64, "end": 5610.28, "text": " You see, boy, because I now possess all of the Dragon Balls, I was, as you say, merciful."}, {"start": 5611.32, "end": 5613.94, "text": " That Mousetrap, bro, this dude came out like the 90s, man."}, {"start": 5613.94, "end": 5614.44, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 5616.28, "end": 5617.14, "text": " It sucks."}, {"start": 5618.94, "end": 5619.68, "text": " LOOK!"}, {"start": 5620.18, "end": 5621.5199999999995, "text": " UPON ME!"}, {"start": 5622.0199999999995, "end": 5623.92, "text": " I AM THE MEATBALL MAN!"}, {"start": 5623.92, "end": 5625.92, "text": " I AM THE MEATBALL MAN!"}, {"start": 5629.08, "end": 5631.08, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5659.08, "end": 5676.72, "text": " He likes to be manhandled, guys."}, {"start": 5676.72, "end": 5682.2, "text": " Um, let's see here."}, {"start": 5682.2, "end": 5699.24, "text": " Isn't there a pack of soldiers for this?"}, {"start": 5699.24, "end": 5703.5599999999995, "text": " Why don't you take a guess as to what happened to the soldiers?"}, {"start": 5703.5599999999995, "end": 5709.16, "text": " Practices Street Fighter is he he tries to learn everything he can about the character"}, {"start": 5709.16, "end": 5713.92, "text": " And he hasn't played since Akuma came out, so you're just carrying out like"}, {"start": 5716.08, "end": 5718.08, "text": " Dick Don by modern Akuma"}, {"start": 5719.12, "end": 5722.599999999999, "text": " What song is this? I don't know. I don't even know if this is in regular Doom of the Girl"}, {"start": 5722.6, "end": 5743.6, "text": " RK above, IFA floods below, and in the middle here we languish, hopelessly entrapped."}, {"start": 5743.6, "end": 5763.320000000001, "text": " It's all right, when we faced him at stone here, Ultima told us his true power quickens"}, {"start": 5763.32, "end": 5769.32, "text": " in the halls of origin. Needless to say, we cannot allow..."}, {"start": 5775.32, "end": 5777.32, "text": " We cannot allow."}, {"start": 5782.32, "end": 5786.32, "text": " The game was trash. Most of it was, yeah."}, {"start": 5786.32, "end": 5807.719999999999, "text": " ATK and stand back in Alisson and then need the map, thanks for 7."}, {"start": 5807.72, "end": 5808.72, "text": " Big dodge."}, {"start": 5816.72, "end": 5817.72, "text": " Dub?"}, {"start": 5819.72, "end": 5820.72, "text": " Man slayer."}, {"start": 5834.72, "end": 5836.72, "text": " It's just food, right?"}, {"start": 5836.72, "end": 5837.72, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 5838.72, "end": 5839.72, "text": " Oh, it's a bug!"}, {"start": 5839.72, "end": 5840.72, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 5840.72, "end": 5841.72, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 5842.72, "end": 5843.72, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 5844.72, "end": 5847.72, "text": " Mind that such missteps are the exception."}, {"start": 5847.72, "end": 5849.72, "text": " And not the rule."}, {"start": 5849.72, "end": 5850.72, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 5866.72, "end": 5871.72, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles."}, {"start": 5874.72, "end": 5876.72, "text": " Don't be mad, bro."}, {"start": 5878.72, "end": 5880.72, "text": " Who can even hit you?"}, {"start": 5896.72, "end": 5922.72, "text": " I think we should have blackjacked that guy."}, {"start": 5922.72, "end": 5924.72, "text": " We're gonna take"}, {"start": 5935.64, "end": 5938.64, "text": " Press disadvantage give them no quarter"}, {"start": 5950.12, "end": 5952.12, "text": " Their formation is broken"}, {"start": 5952.72, "end": 5954.72, "text": " Maintain the offensive."}, {"start": 5982.72, "end": 5984.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5995.04, "end": 5997.04, "text": " Get a grip, bro"}, {"start": 5999.280000000001, "end": 6004.320000000001, "text": " Zeros may indeed stop these shadows, but yonder a drink of gold"}, {"start": 6004.32, "end": 6029.32, "text": " And I didn't get the Scab."}, {"start": 6029.32, "end": 6040.679999999999, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 6040.679999999999, "end": 6041.679999999999, "text": " The light."}, {"start": 6041.679999999999, "end": 6052.04, "text": " The promise of safety."}, {"start": 6052.04, "end": 6067.28, "text": " That's one scoundrel's body step."}, {"start": 6067.28, "end": 6069.28, "text": " Fuck yeah, bud."}, {"start": 6069.28, "end": 6074.28, "text": " Darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men."}, {"start": 6080.28, "end": 6086.28, "text": " The way is lit, the path is clear. We require only the strength to follow it."}, {"start": 6099.28, "end": 6105.5199999999995, "text": " The fortune waiting to be spent big fucking dash"}, {"start": 6129.28, "end": 6131.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6150.96, "end": 6152.96, "text": " Dodged it, bro"}, {"start": 6159.28, "end": 6166.28, "text": " as the"}, {"start": 6166.28, "end": 6172.28, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6172.28, "end": 6176.28, "text": " one"}, {"start": 6176.28, "end": 6178.28, "text": " purpose"}, {"start": 6206.28, "end": 6224.8, "text": " A slow death, unforeseen, unforgiving."}, {"start": 6224.8, "end": 6233.08, "text": " Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenor-less corners of this place."}, {"start": 6233.08, "end": 6237.08, "text": " The match is struck. A blazing star is born."}, {"start": 6240.08, "end": 6242.08, "text": " Isn't this nerves too?"}, {"start": 6242.08, "end": 6243.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6252.08, "end": 6258.08, "text": " Such blockages are unsurprising. These tunnels predate even the earliest settlers."}, {"start": 6260.08, "end": 6261.08, "text": " Do they now?"}, {"start": 6263.08, "end": 6285.08, "text": " How did that do zero?"}, {"start": 6285.08, "end": 6308.2, "text": " Well, we're getting big diseases right now."}, {"start": 6308.2, "end": 6331.679999999999, "text": " I'll afford to name my Hound Mask."}, {"start": 6331.68, "end": 6333.68, "text": " That's a pretty bad one for him."}, {"start": 6361.68, "end": 6365.68, "text": " Gently. This is how a life is taken."}, {"start": 6369.68, "end": 6372.68, "text": " The blood, quick in these."}, {"start": 6372.68, "end": 6394.8, "text": " And now, the darkness holds dominion."}, {"start": 6394.8, "end": 6396.8, "text": " Black as death."}, {"start": 6404.08, "end": 6406.400000000001, "text": " Great is the weapon that cuts on its own."}, {"start": 6414.24, "end": 6418.16, "text": " Nice. Good loot. Wait, what was this curio?"}, {"start": 6418.16, "end": 6442.84, "text": " Okay, it was the elder falter, I never used it."}, {"start": 6442.84, "end": 6445.84, "text": " That's a pretty important one to forget to use, so I'm glad we remembered."}, {"start": 6465.54, "end": 6466.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 6472.84, "end": 6487.08, "text": " No, it's supposed to have a negative port."}, {"start": 6487.08, "end": 6493.84, "text": " He thugged it out."}, {"start": 6493.84, "end": 6501.24, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 6501.24, "end": 6508.24, "text": " Can't bug these for seven, I have not."}, {"start": 6508.24, "end": 6517.24, "text": " Sounds good, though."}, {"start": 6517.24, "end": 6530.24, "text": " Unbalanced."}, {"start": 6530.24, "end": 6533.24, "text": " Time to perform beyond one's limits."}, {"start": 6536.24, "end": 6538.24, "text": " I'm flicking ya!"}, {"start": 6548.24, "end": 6550.24, "text": " Success so clearly in view."}, {"start": 6551.24, "end": 6554.24, "text": " Or is it merely a trick of the light?"}, {"start": 6560.24, "end": 6567.24, "text": " I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that."}, {"start": 6590.24, "end": 6598.4, "text": " No, no."}, {"start": 6598.4, "end": 6607.599999999999, "text": " Death waits for the slightest lapse in concentration."}, {"start": 6607.6, "end": 6632.72, "text": " Let's get some dodges in there, bud."}, {"start": 6662.72, "end": 6669.72, "text": " I'm gonna be a little bit more aggressive."}, {"start": 6669.72, "end": 6680.72, "text": " I'm gonna be a little bit more aggressive."}, {"start": 6680.72, "end": 6682.72, "text": " This is a serious injury."}, {"start": 6682.72, "end": 6684.72, "text": " Good Resest."}, {"start": 6710.72, "end": 6714.72, "text": " This expedition at least promises success."}, {"start": 6719.72, "end": 6722.72, "text": " Getting a little hairy, boys."}, {"start": 6830.72, "end": 6832.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 6843.4800000000005, "end": 6845.4800000000005, "text": " Momentary"}, {"start": 6890.72, "end": 6899.92, "text": " remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"}, {"start": 6899.92, "end": 6901.92, "text": " you have three rubies holy"}, {"start": 6911.76, "end": 6913.92, "text": " i don't think we take any of this"}, {"start": 6920.72, "end": 6927.72, "text": " one"}, {"start": 6930.6, "end": 6937.6, "text": " he'll be"}, {"start": 6938.04, "end": 6945.04, "text": " a lurching composition of all the worldly death"}, {"start": 7010.72, "end": 7039.52, "text": " Another abomination, cleansed from our lands."}, {"start": 7039.52, "end": 7041.52, "text": " To a killing blow."}, {"start": 7069.52, "end": 7071.52, "text": " Go back to the pit."}, {"start": 7085.0, "end": 7089.0, "text": " Gaze, reeling, about to break."}, {"start": 7099.52, "end": 7125.52, "text": " It's 80% Prott right now."}, {"start": 7155.52, "end": 7162.52, "text": " Be gone, Fiend!"}, {"start": 7215.52, "end": 7217.52, "text": " or cowardice."}, {"start": 7233.52, "end": 7235.52, "text": " How quickly the tide turns."}, {"start": 7245.52, "end": 7252.52, "text": " No way, dude."}, {"start": 7275.52, "end": 7289.6, "text": " This isn't good for us if he doesn't go first."}, {"start": 7289.6, "end": 7294.6, "text": " and fury. More destructive than a hundred cannons."}, {"start": 7309.6, "end": 7314.6, "text": " It came from the stars. Let it return to them."}, {"start": 7319.6, "end": 7325.08, "text": " This will put them below the threshold to use them again in combat."}, {"start": 7325.08, "end": 7331.08, "text": " Unfortunately, we have two afflictions, but what can you do?"}, {"start": 7349.6, "end": 7351.6, "text": " We'll redraw them."}, {"start": 7360.6, "end": 7362.6, "text": " I want these shards, bros."}, {"start": 7379.6, "end": 7404.120000000001, "text": " I'm a mere handsome reward for a task well-performed"}, {"start": 7404.12, "end": 7415.599999999999, "text": " curious is the trap maker's art his advocacy un-witnessed by his own eyes"}, {"start": 7415.6, "end": 7436.6, "text": " I don't know the other one, okay."}, {"start": 7436.6, "end": 7465.76, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7465.76, "end": 7467.76, "text": " Lowest possible damage by the way."}, {"start": 7495.76, "end": 7511.08, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7511.08, "end": 7514.84, "text": " What's- he's faster than this guy, bros."}, {"start": 7514.84, "end": 7521.76, "text": " He's faster than him, man."}, {"start": 7521.76, "end": 7528.76, "text": " Another one falls."}, {"start": 7581.76, "end": 7607.320000000001, "text": " I'm going to use power, unleash it."}, {"start": 7607.32, "end": 7612.32, "text": " The darkness holds much worse than mere trickery and boogeymen."}, {"start": 7626.0, "end": 7630.0, "text": " As victories mount, so too will resistance."}, {"start": 7630.0, "end": 7642.0, "text": " We cannot proceed because this could be a shambler and that kills our team, so..."}, {"start": 7642.0, "end": 7644.0, "text": " Alas."}, {"start": 7644.0, "end": 7646.0, "text": " Their squeals fade."}, {"start": 7646.0, "end": 7654.0, "text": " Their confidence is shaken."}, {"start": 7654.0, "end": 7656.0, "text": " Pretty good."}, {"start": 7656.0, "end": 7659.0, "text": " Pretty good."}, {"start": 7660.0, "end": 7662.0, "text": " What the fuck was fast healer?"}, {"start": 7667.44, "end": 7672.9, "text": " A fresh irritant to some a sanguine memory to me"}, {"start": 7678.96, "end": 7680.96, "text": " Let's lock this one in"}, {"start": 7684.16, "end": 7686.5, "text": " You got this is like the worst one by the way"}, {"start": 7687.72, "end": 7689.72, "text": " Just for the minus accuracy"}, {"start": 7690.0, "end": 7706.0, "text": " It was especially bad because he was level zero, so it just obliterated this character."}, {"start": 7706.0, "end": 7713.84, "text": " Well that was fucking scary."}, {"start": 7713.84, "end": 7718.72, "text": " God damn."}, {"start": 7718.72, "end": 7725.72, "text": " Well we did."}, {"start": 7735.400000000001, "end": 7742.400000000001, "text": " The Swine Prince."}, {"start": 7748.72, "end": 7750.72, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 7764.72, "end": 7765.72, "text": " Dismissed."}, {"start": 7765.72, "end": 7767.72, "text": " What's this wine prince again?"}, {"start": 7767.72, "end": 7769.72, "text": " Isn't that the guy with like the cart?"}, {"start": 7769.72, "end": 7771.72, "text": " Or am I thinking of the courtyard?"}, {"start": 7771.72, "end": 7773.72, "text": " I think I'm thinking of the baron."}, {"start": 7774.72, "end": 7776.72, "text": " Oh, it's Wilbur, the guy who marks."}, {"start": 7776.72, "end": 7778.72, "text": " Parks, right, right."}, {"start": 7789.14, "end": 7791.14, "text": " Gigabig Pig and Small Bear."}, {"start": 7794.9800000000005, "end": 7798.42, "text": " Name the unnamed guy? Alright, what's the name of this bitch right here?"}, {"start": 7800.06, "end": 7801.56, "text": " This hound master."}, {"start": 7806.72, "end": 7824.2, "text": " We're not going to do Michael Vick, why don't you buy crystal items because I don't have"}, {"start": 7824.2, "end": 7832.2, "text": " the currency."}, {"start": 7832.2, "end": 7833.2, "text": " I've been laughtin'."}, {"start": 7833.2, "end": 7854.4, "text": " Hold on, we're gonna put an asterisk on this person today indicating that they transcended"}, {"start": 7854.4, "end": 7862.0, "text": " their mortality."}, {"start": 7862.0, "end": 7864.0, "text": " Speed come xD."}, {"start": 7886.48, "end": 7887.48, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 7892.0, "end": 7896.0, "text": " It fits barely, barely."}, {"start": 7901.0, "end": 7905.0, "text": " Well, we need some killas with a Z."}, {"start": 7912.0, "end": 7918.0, "text": " I wish I had another flagellant, but they fucking died."}, {"start": 7922.0, "end": 7935.2, "text": " Who- who went the front door?"}, {"start": 7935.2, "end": 7941.2, "text": " Who went the motherfucking front door?"}, {"start": 7941.2, "end": 7947.68, "text": " This fella."}, {"start": 7947.68, "end": 7953.400000000001, "text": " Do we have any accuracy for you?"}, {"start": 7953.400000000001, "end": 7955.400000000001, "text": " I don't remember."}, {"start": 7955.400000000001, "end": 7960.56, "text": " Alright, here's what we're gonna do."}, {"start": 7960.56, "end": 7965.200000000001, "text": " You are going to level if I beat this."}, {"start": 7965.200000000001, "end": 7969.0, "text": " Unless I use this."}, {"start": 7969.0, "end": 7972.0, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 7972.0, "end": 8001.0, "text": " I feel like this item is pretty underrated, TBH."}, {"start": 8001.0, "end": 8014.32, "text": " Which one? The 25... it bearstinted."}, {"start": 8014.32, "end": 8020.52, "text": " Ba ba ba, bearstinted!"}, {"start": 8020.52, "end": 8028.96, "text": " I'm looking at Darkest Dungeon Tierless."}, {"start": 8028.96, "end": 8031.0, "text": " What I meant to say is I think I underrated."}, {"start": 8031.0, "end": 8033.0, "text": " Does that make sense?"}, {"start": 8033.0, "end": 8034.0, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 8034.0, "end": 8039.4400000000005, "text": " First we hit him with the D-Buff Amulet."}, {"start": 8039.4400000000005, "end": 8040.4400000000005, "text": " Booo!"}, {"start": 8040.4400000000005, "end": 8049.080000000001, "text": " Then we hit him with the muthafucka annnnd."}, {"start": 8049.08, "end": 8063.22, "text": " not. Can't do minus accuracy on him. We could do plus accuracy. We could give him the scouting"}, {"start": 8063.22, "end": 8080.62, "text": " book. We only get one camp. Four, eight, twelve."}, {"start": 8093.22, "end": 8106.7, "text": " Well, what are we putting on this guy?"}, {"start": 8106.7, "end": 8111.1, "text": " I don't think we need the prompt."}, {"start": 8111.1, "end": 8115.42, "text": " What do you do with that?"}, {"start": 8115.42, "end": 8116.42, "text": " Swag."}, {"start": 8116.42, "end": 8123.62, "text": " I don't think I've ever used this item."}, {"start": 8123.62, "end": 8135.46, "text": " First, we're going to use the best, literally the best ability in the game, bellow."}, {"start": 8135.46, "end": 8136.7, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 8136.7, "end": 8139.22, "text": " No, not hello, bellow."}, {"start": 8139.22, "end": 8152.780000000001, "text": " No, not hello, better shut up."}, {"start": 8152.780000000001, "end": 8156.22, "text": " It's not the worst ability in the game."}, {"start": 8156.22, "end": 8166.54, "text": " I'm probably going to do anything of the order here."}, {"start": 8166.54, "end": 8168.9400000000005, "text": " He can lands fourth rank."}, {"start": 8168.9400000000005, "end": 8175.22, "text": " probably pistol shot fourth rank stun third rank meaning we do not need the"}, {"start": 8175.22, "end": 8177.660000000001, "text": " stun"}, {"start": 8178.780000000001, "end": 8181.780000000001, "text": " probably"}, {"start": 8182.700000000001, "end": 8189.740000000001, "text": " meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow"}, {"start": 8189.74, "end": 8213.02, "text": " Upgraded, not upgraded."}, {"start": 8213.02, "end": 8236.66, "text": " I wonder if we get rid of the point blank here."}, {"start": 8236.66, "end": 8249.619999999999, "text": " Even if it is my favorite ability."}, {"start": 8249.619999999999, "end": 8250.619999999999, "text": " We Gucci?"}, {"start": 8250.619999999999, "end": 8251.619999999999, "text": " Gucci."}, {"start": 8251.619999999999, "end": 8252.619999999999, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 8252.619999999999, "end": 8253.619999999999, "text": " Level 0, eh?"}, {"start": 8253.62, "end": 8262.58, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 8262.58, "end": 8279.18, "text": " Level zero, eh?"}, {"start": 8279.18, "end": 8280.18, "text": " You like wine?"}, {"start": 8280.18, "end": 8283.5, "text": " I like dry red wine."}, {"start": 8283.5, "end": 8293.5, "text": " So I can't really drink it anymore."}, {"start": 8293.5, "end": 8294.5, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 8294.5, "end": 8296.3, "text": " Gives me heartburn."}, {"start": 8296.3, "end": 8298.16, "text": " Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh"}, {"start": 8298.16, "end": 8301.78, "text": " Sixth Earth Championship, Kodi King, next or 7th?"}, {"start": 8301.78, "end": 8302.78, "text": " To work out today?"}, {"start": 8302.78, "end": 8307.82, "text": " I work out after stream, and it will be doing."}, {"start": 8307.82, "end": 8322.14, "text": " What's my program?"}, {"start": 8322.14, "end": 8323.14, "text": " I just..."}, {"start": 8323.14, "end": 8334.82, "text": " I try to walk two miles, and quickly walk, like, like fast."}, {"start": 8334.82, "end": 8337.699999999999, "text": " Brisk walk."}, {"start": 8337.7, "end": 8341.980000000001, "text": " Can I go over that?"}, {"start": 8341.980000000001, "end": 8354.58, "text": " I'm just so fat in out of shape, like that's what I'm working on right now."}, {"start": 8354.58, "end": 8360.1, "text": " Got an overachiever over here."}, {"start": 8360.1, "end": 8363.1, "text": " It has completely regulated my blood pressure, by the way."}, {"start": 8373.6, "end": 8374.6, "text": " I think we're good."}, {"start": 8378.6, "end": 8379.6, "text": " Go, Biden!"}, {"start": 8387.800000000001, "end": 8389.6, "text": " Now, imagine if you're running."}, {"start": 8389.6, "end": 8391.98, "text": " I mean, eventually it'll be running."}, {"start": 8391.98, "end": 8393.68, "text": " You gotta walk before you can run."}, {"start": 8403.98, "end": 8404.82, "text": " Kinda hate that."}, {"start": 8409.04, "end": 8412.32, "text": " Should, what should we, I mean, this is really good,"}, {"start": 8412.32, "end": 8413.16, "text": " right here."}, {"start": 8416.32, "end": 8417.56, "text": " What do you think, fellas?"}, {"start": 8417.56, "end": 8425.64, "text": " I kind of don't want to spend the month."}, {"start": 8425.64, "end": 8427.64, "text": " How much do you weigh?"}, {"start": 8427.64, "end": 8431.68, "text": " I've lost like 10 pounds, maybe a little bit more."}, {"start": 8431.68, "end": 8438.56, "text": " I think I'm at like 220."}, {"start": 8438.56, "end": 8461.16, "text": " I'm only 5'9\", not 220 stones."}, {"start": 8461.16, "end": 8465.64, "text": " When you're fat and out of shape, like, you lose weight pretty quick at the start."}, {"start": 8465.64, "end": 8466.64, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 8470.24, "end": 8473.039999999999, "text": " I don't know what am I, I don't fucking know."}, {"start": 8474.06, "end": 8474.76, "text": " Waterweight?"}, {"start": 8474.76, "end": 8475.26, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 8478.24, "end": 8480.24, "text": " You're sweating that shit out, dude."}, {"start": 8491.16, "end": 8495.96, "text": " I have the opposite, I got a gain weight."}, {"start": 8495.96, "end": 8498.92, "text": " All you got to do is eat food, bro."}, {"start": 8498.92, "end": 8499.92, "text": " It's easy."}, {"start": 8499.92, "end": 8500.92, "text": " Eat food and don't do anything."}, {"start": 8500.92, "end": 8504.64, "text": " Let me tell you how easy that shit is."}, {"start": 8504.64, "end": 8511.8, "text": " Do a strict eight hour regiment of sitting in your chair and eating an entire chipsoy"}, {"start": 8511.8, "end": 8514.28, "text": " cookie thing."}, {"start": 8514.28, "end": 8516.28, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 8516.28, "end": 8535.02, "text": " way ahead of you I don't think I don't think I personally was ever supposed to be fat my"}, {"start": 8535.02, "end": 8543.9, "text": " My body is just not built for it."}, {"start": 8543.9, "end": 8544.9, "text": " Nobody is."}, {"start": 8544.9, "end": 8551.460000000001, "text": " I don't know, some people are fat with such grace."}, {"start": 8551.460000000001, "end": 8552.460000000001, "text": " Is anyone?"}, {"start": 8552.460000000001, "end": 8557.7, "text": " There's some big motherfuckers, man."}, {"start": 8557.7, "end": 8564.7, "text": " Oz and Oz, six per seven, tape, six per seven, again, somehow?"}, {"start": 8564.7, "end": 8567.7, "text": " I don't know how."}, {"start": 8567.7, "end": 8575.7, "text": " Uh, I don't know."}, {"start": 8575.7, "end": 8584.7, "text": " I'm just like inherently a wimp."}, {"start": 8584.7, "end": 8590.300000000001, "text": " so having to carry around extra weight probably isn't good for my brittle bones"}, {"start": 8594.94, "end": 8595.980000000001, "text": " we Gucci fella"}, {"start": 8604.140000000001, "end": 8607.26, "text": " any tips for a fella we're tone-fucked to start walking through the foot pain"}, {"start": 8609.58, "end": 8609.980000000001, "text": " um"}, {"start": 8609.98, "end": 8618.82, "text": " Um, that can be a bitch, like I went through a phase a little while ago where I tried to"}, {"start": 8618.82, "end": 8624.18, "text": " exercise and it didn't hurt my feet, uh, oh yeah, and I checked my shoes by the way,"}, {"start": 8624.18, "end": 8630.82, "text": " they are hocus shoes and I swear, H-O-K-A dude."}, {"start": 8630.82, "end": 8636.66, "text": " It's like walking on actual air dude, I don't know how to describe it."}, {"start": 8636.66, "end": 8644.64, "text": " If you have the money, I would recommend that brand of, that's it, that's it, that's the"}, {"start": 8644.64, "end": 8648.64, "text": " only brand of athletics you have ever used, I think."}, {"start": 8648.64, "end": 8649.84, "text": " So there might be better."}, {"start": 8649.84, "end": 8650.84, "text": " Do your research, obviously."}, {"start": 8650.84, "end": 8656.76, "text": " But like, you can go to any store and like try them on, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 8656.76, "end": 8661.48, "text": " And there's usually some sneaker heads there who can like, help you out."}, {"start": 8661.48, "end": 8668.98, "text": " So, my advice, I got big feet."}, {"start": 8668.98, "end": 8675.8, "text": " And they're like, I think I have a really high arch too."}, {"start": 8675.8, "end": 8681.16, "text": " So it's important that you get a shoe, don't just settle for a shoe."}, {"start": 8681.16, "end": 8688.96, "text": " There is a shoe that is for you."}, {"start": 8688.96, "end": 8690.48, "text": " Don't settle."}, {"start": 8690.48, "end": 8695.8, "text": " Try on as many pairs until it literally feels like you don't even notice that you're wearing"}, {"start": 8695.8, "end": 8698.48, "text": " shoes, if that's possible."}, {"start": 8698.48, "end": 8708.48, "text": " Sorry, I'm talking too much."}, {"start": 8708.48, "end": 8726.68, "text": " That was me finding a discontinued model of vans, I've bought like 20 of them to last"}, {"start": 8726.68, "end": 8728.32, "text": " you forever."}, {"start": 8728.32, "end": 8735.32, "text": " That's a good, good idea."}, {"start": 8735.32, "end": 8740.48, "text": " This item is insane, by the way."}, {"start": 8740.48, "end": 8744.64, "text": " I think we're good."}, {"start": 8744.64, "end": 8755.0, "text": " We can do something with you."}, {"start": 8755.0, "end": 8759.76, "text": " Don't hate that guy's shoe choice."}, {"start": 8759.76, "end": 8760.96, "text": " Don't hate the player."}, {"start": 8760.96, "end": 8763.24, "text": " Hate the game."}, {"start": 8763.24, "end": 8787.039999999999, "text": " The game being genetics and the size of your weird gnarled feet."}, {"start": 8787.039999999999, "end": 8788.6, "text": " Am I forgetting something?"}, {"start": 8788.6, "end": 8789.6, "text": " What does this do?"}, {"start": 8789.6, "end": 8791.6, "text": " That makes them really fun, truly."}, {"start": 8800.1, "end": 8804.1, "text": " When in doubt, look at what healthcare people wear. It's mostly on cloud and hocas."}, {"start": 8804.1, "end": 8805.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8805.6, "end": 8807.6, "text": " I cannot stress."}, {"start": 8809.1, "end": 8814.1, "text": " I think I said this the last time we talked about this."}, {"start": 8814.1, "end": 8817.6, "text": " Well, I guess that episode of Rick and Morty where..."}, {"start": 8817.6, "end": 8824.24, "text": " Rick makes perfect level and then you don't die it's like that"}, {"start": 8830.4, "end": 8833.36, "text": " having a like a suitable pair of athletic shoes"}, {"start": 8837.36, "end": 8843.04, "text": " Moon I am an adult I don't watch cartoons we're also fat as shit so why don't you sit down and"}, {"start": 8843.04, "end": 8847.480000000001, "text": " listen up and do some good one all right buddy I'm trying to hit you with some"}, {"start": 8847.480000000001, "end": 8853.7, "text": " motherfucking knowledge so why don't you get them slovenly hands up to your ears"}, {"start": 8853.7, "end": 8859.160000000002, "text": " and get a Q-tip scrub the wax out shut the fuck up"}, {"start": 8863.800000000001, "end": 8868.2, "text": " you don't have the scouting thing"}, {"start": 8873.04, "end": 8881.800000000001, "text": " Whatever dude. We'll get lucky this time, right fellas? We do have this."}, {"start": 8883.6, "end": 8889.400000000001, "text": " Mmm. We'll put it on this guy, actually."}, {"start": 8890.400000000001, "end": 8892.400000000001, "text": " Forget."}, {"start": 8903.04, "end": 8909.640000000001, "text": " to our reality. The timing of the chance is imperative. Without the proper utterances"}, {"start": 8909.640000000001, "end": 8915.84, "text": " at precise intervals, the process can fail spectacularly."}, {"start": 8915.84, "end": 8919.960000000001, "text": " Space Dust also lets you use limited abilities more than once to common choose to get space"}, {"start": 8919.960000000001, "end": 8926.160000000002, "text": " crack and spam bolster and man herbs for 100% dodge buffs."}, {"start": 8926.16, "end": 8926.66, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8929.66, "end": 8932.16, "text": " We'll keep that one in the back pocket, I think."}, {"start": 8936.16, "end": 8938.16, "text": " Brr brr brr. It has to be here, right?"}, {"start": 8938.66, "end": 8940.16, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six."}, {"start": 8940.16, "end": 8942.16, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six."}, {"start": 8942.16, "end": 8943.16, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 8943.16, "end": 8945.16, "text": " It does not have to be there, fellas."}, {"start": 8950.16, "end": 8953.16, "text": " Well, well, well."}, {"start": 8956.16, "end": 8958.16, "text": " This is gonna be a waste."}, {"start": 8986.16, "end": 9012.16, "text": " It doesn't really matter, it doesn't really matter what we do."}, {"start": 9012.16, "end": 9014.16, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 9033.92, "end": 9037.58, "text": " Continue the onslaught destroy them"}, {"start": 9042.16, "end": 9047.72, "text": " How quickly the time turns dude you're fine"}, {"start": 9051.76, "end": 9056.88, "text": " Terrorists may indeed stalk these shadows, but yonder a glint of gold"}, {"start": 9060.2, "end": 9064.24, "text": " As victories mount so too will resistance"}, {"start": 9068.72, "end": 9071.36, "text": " The way is lit the foot is clear"}, {"start": 9072.16, "end": 9074.8, "text": " We require only the strength to follow it."}, {"start": 9081.68, "end": 9084.56, "text": " Rest disadvantage. Give them no quarter."}, {"start": 9085.76, "end": 9086.56, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9098.16, "end": 9099.36, "text": " I'll beat the fellows."}, {"start": 9102.16, "end": 9112.16, "text": " Good luck werewolf. I believe in you. I believe in you, bro. I believe in you. Nice resists."}, {"start": 9112.16, "end": 9124.16, "text": " Dr. Cry looks cursive. Ewww."}, {"start": 9124.16, "end": 9126.16, "text": " Ewww."}, {"start": 9136.4, "end": 9140.0, "text": " Dodge. Still, still works, baby."}, {"start": 9154.16, "end": 9161.16, "text": " I'm a big-minute arms fan."}, {"start": 9161.16, "end": 9177.16, "text": " This expedition at least promises success."}, {"start": 9177.16, "end": 9181.84, "text": " Oh, we should open that fight."}, {"start": 9181.84, "end": 9183.08, "text": " A moment of respite."}, {"start": 9183.08, "end": 9184.08, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 9184.08, "end": 9192.92, "text": " A chance to steal oneself against the coming horrors."}, {"start": 9192.92, "end": 9197.6, "text": " Whoopsie."}, {"start": 9197.6, "end": 9212.6, "text": " The match is struck. A blazing star is born."}, {"start": 9212.6, "end": 9240.300000000001, "text": " We're gonna fight the boss too, bros."}, {"start": 9240.300000000001, "end": 9242.54, "text": " You said no shambler level zero."}, {"start": 9242.54, "end": 9247.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, but he's got prod."}, {"start": 9247.060000000001, "end": 9262.7, "text": " We've got pretty good heals."}, {"start": 9262.7, "end": 9272.7, "text": " Um, we have two more posts."}, {"start": 9272.7, "end": 9274.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9274.7, "end": 9276.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9276.7, "end": 9278.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9278.7, "end": 9280.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9280.7, "end": 9282.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9282.7, "end": 9284.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9285.7, "end": 9287.7, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 9306.980000000001, "end": 9308.980000000001, "text": " Honestly this formation"}, {"start": 9308.98, "end": 9310.98, "text": " Hold on, let's see."}, {"start": 9313.58, "end": 9316.46, "text": " The only thing that that sucks is if she gets moved to the front."}, {"start": 9329.539999999999, "end": 9335.16, "text": " Is there a constant ticking sound left here or am I going crazy? Crazy."}, {"start": 9338.98, "end": 9345.98, "text": " No bolster. He's only level zero. It's not that good here."}, {"start": 9428.98, "end": 9441.939999999999, "text": " Bringing ears, word vision, the end approaches."}, {"start": 9441.939999999999, "end": 9458.02, "text": " Executed with impunity."}, {"start": 9458.02, "end": 9461.02, "text": " is a rarity in the fevered pitch of battle."}, {"start": 9467.02, "end": 9469.02, "text": " A singular strike!"}, {"start": 9488.02, "end": 9508.74, "text": " Another abomination, cleansed from our lands."}, {"start": 9508.74, "end": 9529.3, "text": " Titan is a rarity in the fevered picture of battle."}, {"start": 9529.300000000001, "end": 9530.300000000001, "text": " Super."}, {"start": 9559.300000000001, "end": 9587.000000000002, "text": " A momentary abatement."}, {"start": 9587.0, "end": 9602.0, "text": " It could be dismissed as a fever dream, if not for the corpses."}, {"start": 9617.0, "end": 9619.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 9630.44, "end": 9632.44, "text": " Back to the pit"}, {"start": 9637.4, "end": 9639.4, "text": " Mama Mia"}, {"start": 9677.0, "end": 9698.56, "text": " and now the darkness holds dominion black as death"}, {"start": 9698.56, "end": 9713.84, "text": " All right, here's what we're gonna do."}, {"start": 9713.84, "end": 9725.84, "text": " We're gonna loot this."}, {"start": 9725.84, "end": 9727.84, "text": " Destroy it!"}, {"start": 9755.84, "end": 9757.84, "text": " Obliterated."}, {"start": 9769.84, "end": 9771.84, "text": " A devastating blow."}, {"start": 9778.84, "end": 9781.84, "text": " In Radiance, may we find victory."}, {"start": 9785.84, "end": 9815.68, "text": " Yeah, let's see Moans right now."}, {"start": 9815.68, "end": 9823.68, "text": " you can turn off the crib mod now we're done with the shambler so"}, {"start": 9845.68, "end": 9858.68, "text": " It is a travesty. A blundering mountain of hatred and rage."}, {"start": 9905.68, "end": 9918.68, "text": " That proc coming in close."}, {"start": 9918.68, "end": 9919.68, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 9919.68, "end": 9920.68, "text": " I'm trying to skip."}, {"start": 9920.68, "end": 9933.68, "text": " Yeah, but what if you stun this guy in a 20% pot?"}, {"start": 9993.68, "end": 9997.68, "text": " Impassion is a rarity in the fevered pitch of battle."}, {"start": 10023.68, "end": 10044.28, "text": " Exhumated."}, {"start": 10044.28, "end": 10046.28, "text": " Just to a killing blow."}, {"start": 10074.28, "end": 10102.28, "text": " Only rats will it take to gnaw through a ton of putrid flesh."}, {"start": 10102.28, "end": 10109.28, "text": " I'm going to go back to the base and get back to the base and then go back to the base."}, {"start": 10192.28, "end": 10210.04, "text": " secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place"}, {"start": 10222.28, "end": 10245.24, "text": " Mortality clarified in a single strike."}, {"start": 10245.24, "end": 10248.24, "text": " a dizzying blow to body and brain."}, {"start": 10275.24, "end": 10304.24, "text": " Such a terrible assault cannot be left unanswered."}, {"start": 10334.24, "end": 10337.24, "text": " lost their hope and resilience."}, {"start": 10364.24, "end": 10376.119999999999, "text": " Well struck."}, {"start": 10376.119999999999, "end": 10385.119999999999, "text": " Another one falls."}, {"start": 10415.12, "end": 10435.240000000002, "text": " We're gone, Fiend."}, {"start": 10435.24, "end": 10450.24, "text": " The space between worlds is no place for mortal men."}, {"start": 10465.24, "end": 10494.24, "text": " Success so clearly in view. Or is it merely a trick of the light?"}, {"start": 10494.24, "end": 10512.24, "text": " The light. The promise of safety."}, {"start": 10524.24, "end": 10554.199999999999, "text": " As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted, and purpose is made."}, {"start": 10554.2, "end": 10571.720000000001, "text": " made clear."}, {"start": 10571.720000000001, "end": 10575.36, "text": " The wounds of war can be healed."}, {"start": 10575.36, "end": 10577.36, "text": " Never hidden."}, {"start": 10594.44, "end": 10596.44, "text": " You pussy!"}, {"start": 10597.28, "end": 10602.640000000001, "text": " Frustration and fury are destructive than a hundred cannons."}, {"start": 10605.36, "end": 10627.460000000001, "text": " Soons sedated."}, {"start": 10627.460000000001, "end": 10657.42, "text": " Why am I credit so much?"}, {"start": 10657.42, "end": 10661.98, "text": " Oh, I installed a mod that makes it so that the number displayed right here is actually"}, {"start": 10661.98, "end": 10663.98, "text": " plus my pain."}, {"start": 10691.98, "end": 10698.98, "text": " Darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men."}, {"start": 10698.98, "end": 10705.98, "text": " Seize this momentum, push on to the task's end."}, {"start": 10705.98, "end": 10706.98, "text": " No scale."}, {"start": 10728.98, "end": 10731.98, "text": " Aw, I used my holy waters. Nooooo!"}, {"start": 10765.98, "end": 10788.439999999999, "text": " abatement."}, {"start": 10788.44, "end": 10798.4, "text": " is power. Unleash it. Death waits for the slightest lapse in concentration."}, {"start": 10818.44, "end": 10835.44, "text": " of"}, {"start": 10835.44, "end": 10842.44, "text": " I'm not sure what's going on here."}, {"start": 10852.92, "end": 10854.9, "text": " Foolish horrors."}, {"start": 10854.9, "end": 10861.9, "text": " Brought low and driven into the mud."}, {"start": 10865.44, "end": 10889.44, "text": " Annihilated."}, {"start": 10919.44, "end": 10921.44, "text": " You're RATICATED!"}, {"start": 10949.44, "end": 10962.480000000001, "text": " I never miss be wary triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall"}, {"start": 10964.84, "end": 10968.960000000001, "text": " well let's hope we don't get a hunger check"}, {"start": 10969.880000000001, "end": 10972.880000000001, "text": " lol"}, {"start": 10979.44, "end": 10991.44, "text": " Oh man. Maybe this is a torch. We'll hold on."}, {"start": 11010.44, "end": 11011.44, "text": " Why did you do that?"}, {"start": 11017.44, "end": 11020.44, "text": " Borgorovni, in a nice kill fix for 7."}, {"start": 11035.44, "end": 11037.44, "text": " Get a little risky there, chief."}, {"start": 11039.44, "end": 11046.44, "text": " He's such a jerk."}, {"start": 11069.44, "end": 11089.52, "text": " Man, I don't know if I can do another rune."}, {"start": 11089.52, "end": 11096.52, "text": " find yourself, their overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."}, {"start": 11110.4, "end": 11114.2, "text": " We don't need that. We don't need that thing."}, {"start": 11114.2, "end": 11116.2, "text": " I'll take two shambles on the boss."}, {"start": 11139.800000000001, "end": 11141.800000000001, "text": " He deserves this one."}, {"start": 11144.2, "end": 11162.94, "text": " Do they all get asterisks?"}, {"start": 11162.94, "end": 11178.26, "text": " They're the ones who did not push out."}, {"start": 11178.26, "end": 11180.26, "text": " in the face of evil."}, {"start": 11180.26, "end": 11182.26, "text": " Err, excuse me."}, {"start": 11208.26, "end": 11232.26, "text": " I don't think we need this one anymore."}, {"start": 11232.26, "end": 11251.02, "text": " Well, that was cool. We got the map and the virtue. I got more red trinkets than I got"}, {"start": 11251.02, "end": 11258.02, "text": " other trinkets"}, {"start": 11258.300000000001, "end": 11265.300000000001, "text": " I'm gonna name the man at arms guys"}, {"start": 11269.9, "end": 11276.74, "text": " not naming him 9-11"}, {"start": 11276.74, "end": 11279.380000000001, "text": " not naming him Chris Benoit"}, {"start": 11279.380000000001, "end": 11281.380000000001, "text": " We're not in any of them, Saddam Hussein."}, {"start": 11285.78, "end": 11287.78, "text": " Gohan Blanco!"}, {"start": 11304.740000000002, "end": 11306.740000000002, "text": " You don't get it? That's okay."}, {"start": 11309.380000000001, "end": 11316.380000000001, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 11316.380000000001, "end": 11336.920000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11336.92, "end": 11352.6, "text": " is it a nerd reference uh yeah is it okay"}, {"start": 11352.6, "end": 11357.6, "text": " little fucking bitch."}, {"start": 11357.6, "end": 11362.6, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11362.6, "end": 11368.6, "text": " Well, that mission went very well."}, {"start": 11382.6, "end": 11389.6, "text": " too well"}, {"start": 11394.6, "end": 11400.6, "text": " boom boom boom boom boom"}, {"start": 11400.6, "end": 11405.6, "text": " yo we scouting up there"}, {"start": 11406.48, "end": 11407.28, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 11415.6, "end": 11418.08, "text": " Maybe it's time to put Child Killer to level 3."}, {"start": 11420.56, "end": 11421.44, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11435.6, "end": 11442.6, "text": " Hmm, maybe we start with Buu."}, {"start": 11442.6, "end": 11450.6, "text": " Honestly, maybe we should have kept those boots."}, {"start": 11450.6, "end": 11451.6, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 11451.6, "end": 11467.76, "text": " Man, we want to speed up on this bit, on God."}, {"start": 11467.76, "end": 11472.24, "text": " C-14, thanks for subbing, and Xanax, thanks for subbing, so C-14 says, Bombs fucked my"}, {"start": 11472.24, "end": 11473.640000000001, "text": " sleep schedule again."}, {"start": 11473.64, "end": 11480.64, "text": " Don't you build a zone?"}, {"start": 11491.64, "end": 11497.64, "text": " Ukrainian chatter?"}, {"start": 11497.64, "end": 11502.64, "text": " Feels fucking bad man."}, {"start": 11503.64, "end": 11509.0, "text": " Your place stalker gamma now"}, {"start": 11518.72, "end": 11524.279999999999, "text": " Not because I don't want to mr. Worldbot"}, {"start": 11533.64, "end": 11546.92, "text": " I thought I would love Stalker too, but that game was not very good when I came out."}, {"start": 11546.92, "end": 11550.16, "text": " Kind of un-good."}, {"start": 11550.16, "end": 11552.16, "text": " It still isn't."}, {"start": 11552.16, "end": 11553.16, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11553.16, "end": 11554.16, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11554.16, "end": 11561.16, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11561.16, "end": 11579.16, "text": " Bam, bam, bam, try to figure out how we're going to put this team together."}, {"start": 11579.16, "end": 11595.64, "text": " man, man, man, man, we have the cudgel, but he needs the scouting stuff, huh?"}, {"start": 11595.64, "end": 11607.72, "text": " I mean I guess we're gonna have this on someone else, right?"}, {"start": 11607.72, "end": 11612.039999999999, "text": " I wish you had hair."}, {"start": 11612.039999999999, "end": 11627.039999999999, "text": " I wish you would shut up."}, {"start": 11627.039999999999, "end": 11635.279999999999, "text": " I don't think this team's very good."}, {"start": 11635.28, "end": 11637.28, "text": " Wait, it's not good."}, {"start": 11643.78, "end": 11645.78, "text": " Who'd we drop just now?"}, {"start": 11654.08, "end": 11656.08, "text": " The shield breaker."}, {"start": 11659.08, "end": 11661.08, "text": " Where did she go?"}, {"start": 11665.28, "end": 11677.84, "text": " right here. I need this guy. We're going to be blackjacking with this guy pretty much"}, {"start": 11677.84, "end": 11697.960000000001, "text": " every round, so. But how do we kill the fourth rank? I think what we do is this, and then"}, {"start": 11697.960000000001, "end": 11706.960000000001, "text": " And we hit them with the speed, the stun."}, {"start": 11706.960000000001, "end": 11710.160000000002, "text": " Wait, that won't work."}, {"start": 11710.160000000002, "end": 11716.160000000002, "text": " We hit them with the speed, and then the contract."}, {"start": 11716.160000000002, "end": 11718.160000000002, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 11727.960000000001, "end": 11729.960000000001, "text": " Mr. Worldwatt!"}, {"start": 11732.28, "end": 11735.960000000001, "text": " Hmm... We can do this from the front rank."}, {"start": 11753.880000000001, "end": 11754.880000000001, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 11757.960000000001, "end": 11758.960000000001, "text": " Mr. Worldwide!"}, {"start": 11783.960000000001, "end": 11784.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, whatever."}, {"start": 11786.960000000001, "end": 11787.86, "text": " It don't matter."}, {"start": 11787.960000000001, "end": 11802.240000000002, "text": " Joe Biden who you know the dismount is"}, {"start": 11802.24, "end": 11814.32, "text": " That chatter annihilated that other chatter I think we're good"}, {"start": 11814.32, "end": 11841.539999999999, "text": " Oh cool do I need these maybe maybe haps I kind of want to bank some Dosh though"}, {"start": 11841.54, "end": 11858.02, "text": " For what? I get passive interest every week. If I get the 200k, it'll be 10k turn, which"}, {"start": 11858.02, "end": 11866.300000000001, "text": " should cover each turn's upgrades. The thing from the Star's Rooms here this week."}, {"start": 11866.300000000001, "end": 11874.1, "text": " Nah, I'm good, man."}, {"start": 11874.1, "end": 11878.18, "text": " We're going here, right?"}, {"start": 11878.18, "end": 11879.740000000002, "text": " Warn's Explored."}, {"start": 11879.740000000002, "end": 11884.580000000002, "text": " We're going here."}, {"start": 11884.580000000002, "end": 11885.580000000002, "text": " XB."}, {"start": 11885.58, "end": 11915.48, "text": " The herbs, holy water, torch, banner, gucci, gucci, gucci, gucci, gucci, gucci, gucci,"}, {"start": 11915.48, "end": 11922.48, "text": " Goochie Goochie"}, {"start": 11922.48, "end": 11929.199999999999, "text": " Almost forgot the shovels again lol Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie"}, {"start": 11929.199999999999, "end": 11934.24, "text": " Don't need Goochie Goochie"}, {"start": 11934.24, "end": 11941.24, "text": " counting 70%"}, {"start": 11951.52, "end": 11954.32, "text": " you're by DD2"}, {"start": 11954.32, "end": 11956.119999999999, "text": " uh... yeah"}, {"start": 11956.119999999999, "end": 11958.4, "text": " to prosecute our war against the swine"}, {"start": 11958.4, "end": 11961.96, "text": " who's first scout their squalid homes"}, {"start": 11961.960000000001, "end": 11966.640000000001, "text": " It was swag."}, {"start": 11966.640000000001, "end": 11969.240000000002, "text": " I enjoyed it."}, {"start": 11969.240000000002, "end": 11976.400000000001, "text": " Can I go piss, please?"}, {"start": 11976.400000000001, "end": 11977.400000000001, "text": " I'm gonna."}, {"start": 11977.400000000001, "end": 11978.400000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 11978.400000000001, "end": 11991.400000000001, "text": " I will return."}, {"start": 11991.4, "end": 11998.859999999999, "text": " based on shitty Japanese media dude all my morals and beliefs dude this is where"}, {"start": 11998.859999999999, "end": 12003.1, "text": " they come from now and it's your fucking fault dude"}, {"start": 12003.82, "end": 12012.34, "text": " war has changed war is bad our time has ended you love three though I love this"}, {"start": 12012.34, "end": 12015.699999999999, "text": " game too I'm not gonna lie dude"}, {"start": 12015.7, "end": 12027.7, "text": " I'll see you guys on Thursday. Yes, sir. And here I pledge. On Thursday, I will not be late."}, {"start": 12027.7, "end": 12031.7, "text": " I pledge to you. Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 12031.7, "end": 12052.02, "text": " I consider myself good friends with like Sure-For, Rain, Bigger, Garrick, Oderon, all those guys"}, {"start": 12052.02, "end": 12055.42, "text": " that hang out with a Discord."}, {"start": 12055.42, "end": 12062.42, "text": " and that's because I hung out with them"}, {"start": 12062.42, "end": 12066.34, "text": " soda"}, {"start": 12066.34, "end": 12069.66, "text": " I mean I could serve soda a good friend too"}, {"start": 12069.66, "end": 12073.5, "text": " I think he's very funny but he hasn't hung out with us and"}, {"start": 12073.5, "end": 12076.42, "text": " ever since the guys GF do you know it's been in the"}, {"start": 12076.42, "end": 12079.54, "text": " the GF vortex right and the both of them are all"}, {"start": 12079.54, "end": 12082.42, "text": " are more than welcome to fucking hang out to they just"}, {"start": 12082.42, "end": 12085.42, "text": " They're fucking like rabbits right now dude."}, {"start": 12085.42, "end": 12087.42, "text": " We gotta give them their space dog."}, {"start": 12087.42, "end": 12090.42, "text": " My very best friend in the whole world."}, {"start": 12090.42, "end": 12094.42, "text": " To get to the new world, you first have to make a jump and get off the ground."}, {"start": 12094.42, "end": 12096.42, "text": " Not knowing what the future holds."}, {"start": 12096.42, "end": 12100.42, "text": " Yeah, you don't have to talk to someone every day to be a good friend with them."}, {"start": 12101.42, "end": 12104.42, "text": " I'm trying to do like a little shuffle step. Check it out."}, {"start": 12112.42, "end": 12140.7, "text": " I wish the well scream into your microphone now yes very good"}, {"start": 12140.7, "end": 12142.7, "text": " good."}, {"start": 12153.18, "end": 12155.18, "text": " You ready?"}, {"start": 12159.820000000002, "end": 12161.820000000002, "text": " Hit it."}, {"start": 12167.1, "end": 12169.1, "text": " It's new, baby."}, {"start": 12170.7, "end": 12172.7, "text": " Farewell"}, {"start": 12194.460000000001, "end": 12198.34, "text": " I should not be here yeah, I should not be here man"}, {"start": 12200.7, "end": 12207.7, "text": " I didn't fucking see that shit, dude."}, {"start": 12230.7, "end": 12250.7, "text": " I guess."}, {"start": 12250.7, "end": 12252.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12266.7, "end": 12273.7, "text": " That's a galley that one you know what streamer coin underscore. Thanks for giving 10 subs"}, {"start": 12276.02, "end": 12278.02, "text": " The fuck is streamer coin"}, {"start": 12280.7, "end": 12295.94, "text": " It's crypto guys like super coin thanks for the 10 subs man super appreciated much love"}, {"start": 12295.94, "end": 12304.460000000001, "text": " from the community W's in the chat but also which chat all crypto currencies are skinned"}, {"start": 12304.460000000001, "end": 12309.42, "text": " you know that right just unrelated to the 10 sub thank you for the 10 subs though I appreciate"}, {"start": 12309.42, "end": 12311.74, "text": " But also all cryptocurrencies are scams"}, {"start": 12321.9, "end": 12325.26, "text": " You're better off playing the lottery if you want to gamble your money like that"}, {"start": 12325.26, "end": 12342.34, "text": " 10k a month rent guys I can't help it guys I can't help it I have to be in LA"}, {"start": 12342.34, "end": 12351.92, "text": " $20,000 a month guys I have to be here I see people talking trash about this game"}, {"start": 12351.92, "end": 12354.92, "text": " in twitch shut you guys gonna be real"}, {"start": 12354.92, "end": 12356.48, "text": " disappointed that your broadcast can"}, {"start": 12356.48, "end": 12360.24, "text": " afford literally game over here huh"}, {"start": 12361.12, "end": 12367.72, "text": " yikes what's wrong you little salty"}, {"start": 12367.72, "end": 12373.12, "text": " little salty tiny tiny little man"}, {"start": 12373.12, "end": 12380.12, "text": " No point buying now, no sex mod?"}, {"start": 12403.12, "end": 12410.12, "text": " Tell me so. Tell me what's worse."}, {"start": 12411.12, "end": 12414.12, "text": " He knew I was fat from my voice."}, {"start": 12414.12, "end": 12421.12, "text": " He's been getting on to that show. There's a whole fucking back lord to that."}, {"start": 12433.12, "end": 12435.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12463.12, "end": 12465.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12493.12, "end": 12495.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12523.12, "end": 12525.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12553.12, "end": 12555.18, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12583.12, "end": 12585.12, "text": " You"}, {"start": 12613.12, "end": 12623.12, "text": " Hmm, I have a tough one."}, {"start": 12623.12, "end": 12629.12, "text": " Sweet."}, {"start": 12629.12, "end": 12636.12, "text": " Lol."}, {"start": 12636.12, "end": 12642.12, "text": " Swag."}, {"start": 12642.12, "end": 12653.960000000001, "text": " So, we actually, I mean, we'll check it out, actually."}, {"start": 12653.960000000001, "end": 12657.2, "text": " Our scout is so high, though, holy fuck."}, {"start": 12657.2, "end": 12663.68, "text": " I also should like this."}, {"start": 12663.68, "end": 12683.06, "text": " Fine."}, {"start": 12683.06, "end": 12686.92, "text": " The darkness holds much worse than weird trickery."}, {"start": 12686.92, "end": 12707.92, "text": " It's kickin' time!"}, {"start": 12737.92, "end": 12738.92, "text": " See ya!"}, {"start": 12767.92, "end": 12776.52, "text": " We torch down here."}, {"start": 12776.52, "end": 12791.12, "text": " It's a lot of money."}, {"start": 12791.12, "end": 12807.12, "text": " Why so many hunger trucks?"}, {"start": 12821.12, "end": 12831.400000000001, "text": " Finding the stop is only the first test."}, {"start": 12831.400000000001, "end": 12848.720000000001, "text": " Now it must be carried home."}, {"start": 12848.720000000001, "end": 12854.720000000001, "text": " The way is lit. The path is clear. We'll require only the strength to follow it."}, {"start": 12859.720000000001, "end": 12861.720000000001, "text": " You're advocated!"}, {"start": 12878.720000000001, "end": 12892.400000000001, "text": " A time to perform beyond one's limits."}, {"start": 12922.4, "end": 12924.4, "text": " I'll choose."}, {"start": 12948.4, "end": 12950.4, "text": " Probably got a Cam."}, {"start": 12952.4, "end": 12979.4, "text": " Wealth beyond measure, awarded to the brave and the foolhardy alike."}, {"start": 12979.4, "end": 12981.4, "text": " Summated"}, {"start": 12993.119999999999, "end": 12995.119999999999, "text": " 100 blight"}, {"start": 13009.4, "end": 13031.4, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles."}, {"start": 13031.4, "end": 13045.08, "text": " see ya"}, {"start": 13045.08, "end": 13055.119999999999, "text": " damn we hit him"}, {"start": 13055.119999999999, "end": 13056.119999999999, "text": " that's crazy"}, {"start": 13056.119999999999, "end": 13057.119999999999, "text": " annihilated"}, {"start": 13057.12, "end": 13059.12, "text": " Annihilated."}, {"start": 13062.12, "end": 13067.12, "text": " Slowly, gently, this is how life is taken."}, {"start": 13071.12, "end": 13076.12, "text": " A full pack often attracts unwanted attention."}, {"start": 13087.12, "end": 13093.08, "text": " No encourage my dumb"}, {"start": 13098.12, "end": 13100.12, "text": " Let's greet it"}, {"start": 13113.0, "end": 13115.78, "text": " In radiance may we find victory"}, {"start": 13117.12, "end": 13134.76, "text": " Do you just tip touch the enemy?"}, {"start": 13134.76, "end": 13145.86, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 13145.86, "end": 13151.460000000001, "text": " I'm only partially lowering my torchlight below 50 because it gives you a small bonus loop."}, {"start": 13151.460000000001, "end": 13154.380000000001, "text": " I'm trying to conserve my torches."}, {"start": 13154.380000000001, "end": 13157.380000000001, "text": " Look right here."}, {"start": 13175.86, "end": 13185.86, "text": " She don't stop, Rose."}, {"start": 13185.86, "end": 13202.18, "text": " Back to the pit."}, {"start": 13202.18, "end": 13207.62, "text": " nightmarish creatures can be felled they can be beaten"}, {"start": 13227.54, "end": 13231.06, "text": " stop being hungry"}, {"start": 13232.18, "end": 13260.42, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 13260.42, "end": 13270.06, "text": " No sicker room."}, {"start": 13270.06, "end": 13271.06, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 13271.06, "end": 13291.06, "text": " Their formation is broken. Maintain the offensive."}, {"start": 13301.06, "end": 13326.06, "text": " Press this advantage, give them no quarter."}, {"start": 13326.06, "end": 13333.06, "text": " and"}, {"start": 13333.06, "end": 13336.06, "text": " continually onslaught"}, {"start": 13336.06, "end": 13341.06, "text": " destroy them all"}, {"start": 13341.06, "end": 13345.06, "text": " there is may indeed stop these shadows but yonder"}, {"start": 13345.06, "end": 13349.039999999999, "text": " We hit her with the blakie, dude"}, {"start": 13370.92, "end": 13374.64, "text": " As the light gains purchase spirits are lifted"}, {"start": 13375.06, "end": 13378.64, "text": " And purpose is made clear she took no stress damage from that"}, {"start": 13387.14, "end": 13392.519999999999, "text": " If only treasure could staunch the flow weird other worldly corruption"}, {"start": 13394.939999999999, "end": 13396.939999999999, "text": " Oh, she's a litter"}, {"start": 13405.06, "end": 13407.06, "text": " Makes sense."}, {"start": 13407.06, "end": 13414.06, "text": " You're not gonna get it."}, {"start": 13414.06, "end": 13421.06, "text": " You're gonna get it."}, {"start": 13421.06, "end": 13428.06, "text": " You're gonna get it."}, {"start": 13428.06, "end": 13433.06, "text": " You're gonna get it."}, {"start": 13433.06, "end": 13435.06, "text": " thing"}, {"start": 13438.06, "end": 13444.22, "text": " Inspiration and improvement. Well, lucky"}, {"start": 13453.6, "end": 13455.6, "text": " Executed with impunity"}, {"start": 13463.06, "end": 13469.58, "text": " darkness closes in haunting the hearts of men"}, {"start": 13471.06, "end": 13477.539999999999, "text": " and trifling victory but a victory nonetheless"}, {"start": 13477.54, "end": 13497.980000000001, "text": " This big yellow man."}, {"start": 13497.98, "end": 13504.98, "text": " Surely not the shame one there."}, {"start": 13512.98, "end": 13515.98, "text": " Oh I do have two stacks up there. What the hell?"}, {"start": 13515.98, "end": 13522.98, "text": " I got so much."}, {"start": 13527.98, "end": 13529.98, "text": " Impressive!"}, {"start": 13536.98, "end": 13538.98, "text": " I did not mean to do that."}, {"start": 13542.98, "end": 13544.98, "text": " Worked out."}, {"start": 13557.98, "end": 13582.98, "text": " That devastating blow."}, {"start": 13582.98, "end": 13604.9, "text": " the slow death on foreseen on forgiving"}, {"start": 13604.9, "end": 13606.02, "text": " Oh, I forgot to drop the food."}, {"start": 13606.02, "end": 13606.52, "text": " LOL!"}, {"start": 13608.82, "end": 13609.32, "text": " Oh well."}, {"start": 13609.94, "end": 13610.82, "text": " I think we just leave."}, {"start": 13611.779999999999, "end": 13612.279999999999, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 13634.9, "end": 13641.9, "text": " go on Blanco"}, {"start": 13664.9, "end": 13678.98, "text": " I don't know if I'm ever going to use this."}, {"start": 13678.98, "end": 13696.82, "text": " for this."}, {"start": 13696.82, "end": 13698.82, "text": " That's nice."}, {"start": 13712.18, "end": 13714.18, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 13716.82, "end": 13718.82, "text": " Mr. Worldwide!"}, {"start": 13722.82, "end": 13725.82, "text": " Mr. Mothafuckin' Worldwide!"}, {"start": 13725.82, "end": 13732.82, "text": " What does this guy do?"}, {"start": 13734.82, "end": 13738.82, "text": " Death Blow, Resist, and DD-1. What's the..."}, {"start": 13738.82, "end": 13745.82, "text": " We got the 87."}, {"start": 13745.82, "end": 13768.14, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13768.14, "end": 13773.5, "text": " That's the one where there's like different organs?"}, {"start": 13773.5, "end": 13792.58, "text": " Is this the one where Blight's really good?"}, {"start": 13792.58, "end": 13793.58, "text": " All dots?"}, {"start": 13793.58, "end": 13794.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13794.58, "end": 13797.58, "text": " Who's level 3?"}, {"start": 13797.58, "end": 13813.9, "text": " don't really have much keelaroonie though"}, {"start": 13813.9, "end": 13832.199999999999, "text": " Doesn't Impale get a blight on it eventually?"}, {"start": 13832.199999999999, "end": 13834.56, "text": " Thoughts on your favorite stringer, the burnt peanut?"}, {"start": 13834.56, "end": 13836.68, "text": " I think he's goop-tastic."}, {"start": 13836.68, "end": 13846.68, "text": " Hey, thanks for tuning in, bro."}, {"start": 13846.68, "end": 13856.68, "text": " Go, go, go!"}, {"start": 13856.68, "end": 13866.24, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 13866.24, "end": 13870.92, "text": " Let's do... this."}, {"start": 13870.92, "end": 13878.24, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 13878.24, "end": 13885.24, "text": " I hate you."}, {"start": 13893.24, "end": 13898.24, "text": " Who needs the treatment though?"}, {"start": 13898.24, "end": 13903.24, "text": " Ren?"}, {"start": 13903.24, "end": 13907.24, "text": " And then his cringe."}, {"start": 13907.24, "end": 13911.24, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13911.24, "end": 13915.24, "text": " Shut up, Ben."}, {"start": 13915.24, "end": 13919.24, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 13919.24, "end": 13921.24, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13921.24, "end": 13923.24, "text": " Ryan."}, {"start": 13923.24, "end": 13925.24, "text": " Ryan?"}, {"start": 13925.24, "end": 13931.24, "text": " I'm a man."}, {"start": 13931.24, "end": 13937.48, "text": " We're doing pretty good in terms of quirks."}, {"start": 13940.88, "end": 13942.96, "text": " Mayhaps we lock this bad boy in."}, {"start": 13945.92, "end": 13949.64, "text": " It's just kind of whatever because."}, {"start": 13953.119999999999, "end": 13956.88, "text": " This is only really good in a comp with an occultist or someone else who does a mark"}, {"start": 13956.88, "end": 13959.08, "text": " and someone who is also faster than him."}, {"start": 13961.24, "end": 13966.24, "text": " I mean, it's so really good."}, {"start": 13977.24, "end": 13982.24, "text": " I like this one."}, {"start": 13984.24, "end": 13989.24, "text": " Freak up, big dog."}, {"start": 13991.24, "end": 13993.24, "text": " Mr. Worldwide!"}, {"start": 14001.24, "end": 14002.24, "text": " Kudgel."}, {"start": 14004.24, "end": 14005.24, "text": " Stunned."}, {"start": 14005.24, "end": 14007.24, "text": " Wait, do we have a..."}, {"start": 14007.24, "end": 14009.24, "text": " I think I sold the blade one, huh?"}, {"start": 14010.24, "end": 14012.24, "text": " Is there one for sale?"}, {"start": 14014.24, "end": 14015.24, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 14021.24, "end": 14024.24, "text": " Speed."}, {"start": 14032.24, "end": 14034.24, "text": " Where'd it go? Am I dumb?"}, {"start": 14037.24, "end": 14039.24, "text": " No. I'm not."}, {"start": 14039.24, "end": 14066.56, "text": " What do we put on this bad boy?"}, {"start": 14066.56, "end": 14069.119999999999, "text": " probably this"}, {"start": 14072.16, "end": 14075.68, "text": " i need someone to hold the book too"}, {"start": 14087.76, "end": 14090.64, "text": " we'll start her in the front"}, {"start": 14096.56, "end": 14100.56, "text": " Anyone with syphilis?"}, {"start": 14101.56, "end": 14104.56, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 14115.56, "end": 14117.56, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 14117.56, "end": 14121.56, "text": " We can maybe drop this."}, {"start": 14121.56, "end": 14126.56, "text": " But who's gonna heal his stress?"}, {"start": 14126.56, "end": 14131.56, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14131.56, "end": 14136.56, "text": " I don't fucking know, mate."}, {"start": 14136.56, "end": 14138.56, "text": " Jesus?"}, {"start": 14138.56, "end": 14143.56, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 14143.56, "end": 14150.56, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 14164.859999999999, "end": 14171.359999999999, "text": " You guys are so dumb, dude."}, {"start": 14171.36, "end": 14175.12, "text": " Can you do it with no survivors moon moon pretty please?"}, {"start": 14177.640000000001, "end": 14178.76, "text": " No survivors?"}, {"start": 14180.44, "end": 14180.92, "text": " How's that?"}, {"start": 14181.04, "end": 14181.480000000001, "text": " Is that good?"}, {"start": 14188.12, "end": 14189.08, "text": " You know maybe we..."}, {"start": 14192.12, "end": 14193.640000000001, "text": " Hit him with one of these."}, {"start": 14201.36, "end": 14203.52, "text": " Let's keep them level two for now."}, {"start": 14210.32, "end": 14211.84, "text": " With no survivors."}, {"start": 14220.560000000001, "end": 14221.04, "text": " Get it?"}, {"start": 14231.36, "end": 14241.36, "text": " All righty, are we missing a thing?"}, {"start": 14241.36, "end": 14242.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14242.36, "end": 14243.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14243.36, "end": 14244.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14244.36, "end": 14245.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14245.36, "end": 14247.36, "text": " We'll do one more."}, {"start": 14247.36, "end": 14248.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14248.36, "end": 14249.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14249.36, "end": 14250.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14250.36, "end": 14251.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14251.36, "end": 14252.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14252.36, "end": 14253.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14253.36, "end": 14254.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14254.36, "end": 14255.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14255.36, "end": 14256.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14256.36, "end": 14257.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14257.36, "end": 14258.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14258.36, "end": 14259.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14259.36, "end": 14260.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14260.36, "end": 14267.800000000001, "text": " each attempt invariably brought only failure and disappointment. Progress was halting and"}, {"start": 14267.800000000001, "end": 14274.12, "text": " the rapidly accumulating surplus of wasted flesh had become burdensome."}, {"start": 14274.12, "end": 14283.0, "text": " The thing is more terrible than I can describe. An incoherent jumble of organ, sinew, and"}, {"start": 14283.0, "end": 14284.0, "text": " bone."}, {"start": 14284.0, "end": 14289.72, "text": " Well, at least we have those trinkets to counteract that debuff."}, {"start": 14289.72, "end": 14299.8, "text": " We gotta go down first."}, {"start": 14299.8, "end": 14307.12, "text": " Nooooo."}, {"start": 14307.12, "end": 14336.36, "text": " I think we two shapers another one falls"}, {"start": 14336.36, "end": 14338.36, "text": " holds."}, {"start": 14345.76, "end": 14347.76, "text": " Begone, fiend!"}, {"start": 14353.68, "end": 14355.68, "text": " Back to the pit."}, {"start": 14355.68, "end": 14357.68, "text": " Do it again, bro."}, {"start": 14359.24, "end": 14363.0, "text": " Darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men."}, {"start": 14366.36, "end": 14374.36, "text": " Seize this momentum. Push on to the task's end."}, {"start": 14374.36, "end": 14386.36, "text": " Well, we didn't level this up. That's pretty bad, but I guess we'll use this."}, {"start": 14386.36, "end": 14389.36, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 14389.36, "end": 14392.36, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14426.36, "end": 14433.36, "text": " A powerful blow!"}, {"start": 14433.36, "end": 14442.36, "text": " A powerful blow!"}, {"start": 14442.36, "end": 14446.36, "text": " As the fiend falls, a faint hulk blossoms."}, {"start": 14456.36, "end": 14457.36, "text": " Noob."}, {"start": 14461.36, "end": 14463.36, "text": " A devastating blow."}, {"start": 14463.36, "end": 14470.36, "text": " one"}, {"start": 14473.560000000001, "end": 14480.560000000001, "text": " confidence surges as the enemy crumbles"}, {"start": 14484.640000000001, "end": 14491.640000000001, "text": " great is the weapon that cuts on its own"}, {"start": 14493.36, "end": 14506.560000000001, "text": " Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place."}, {"start": 14506.560000000001, "end": 14517.16, "text": " Our death by inches."}, {"start": 14517.16, "end": 14524.16, "text": " Not being ambushed is very good, because if you get ambushed, you'll be able to get"}, {"start": 14547.16, "end": 14553.96, "text": " It counts as a battle and will reduce the length of time you have your buffs."}, {"start": 14553.96, "end": 14559.48, "text": " It's usually just like a throwaway play too."}, {"start": 14559.48, "end": 14566.72, "text": " It's cringe."}, {"start": 14566.720000000001, "end": 14570.720000000001, "text": " The match is struck. A blazing star is born."}, {"start": 14584.12, "end": 14585.62, "text": " That was even low enough."}, {"start": 14596.720000000001, "end": 14607.400000000001, "text": " I'm probably gonna backcrack that's my fault by the way"}, {"start": 14611.480000000001, "end": 14618.840000000002, "text": " where the heck my secret room where's my secret room"}, {"start": 14618.84, "end": 14623.84, "text": " That was a movie reference. I don't even know the name of the movie, guys."}, {"start": 14623.84, "end": 14625.84, "text": " DUNCREDIBLES."}, {"start": 14639.84, "end": 14642.84, "text": " A flick reference? Yep."}, {"start": 14642.84, "end": 14652.84, "text": " Where's the son of good?"}, {"start": 14652.84, "end": 14662.84, "text": " Run, run, run!"}, {"start": 14662.84, "end": 14666.24, "text": " Hit him with a two, fella."}, {"start": 14666.24, "end": 14667.24, "text": " You won't."}, {"start": 14667.24, "end": 14668.44, "text": " Because you can't."}, {"start": 14675.56, "end": 14677.96, "text": " Watch this, my flag won't die here, watch this."}, {"start": 14678.36, "end": 14679.0, "text": " For real?"}, {"start": 14682.92, "end": 14684.92, "text": " Now you're just gonna hit him and bleed him? Watch this."}, {"start": 14690.92, "end": 14693.8, "text": " If this happens, I'm never using a flag on the other guy, there we go."}, {"start": 14697.24, "end": 14717.8, "text": " Insane."}, {"start": 14717.800000000001, "end": 14743.800000000001, "text": " It's over, big man."}, {"start": 14743.800000000001, "end": 14745.800000000001, "text": " So far, big man."}, {"start": 14748.340000000002, "end": 14749.840000000002, "text": " Greenstone thinks we're 100 months old."}, {"start": 14749.840000000002, "end": 14751.840000000002, "text": " Olivia thinks we're something?"}, {"start": 14754.840000000002, "end": 14757.840000000002, "text": " Slowly, gently."}, {"start": 14757.840000000002, "end": 14759.840000000002, "text": " This is how a life is taken."}, {"start": 14766.840000000002, "end": 14769.840000000002, "text": " In radiance, may we find victory."}, {"start": 14773.800000000001, "end": 14788.800000000001, "text": " A brilliant confluence of skill and purpose."}, {"start": 14788.800000000001, "end": 14791.800000000001, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 14791.800000000001, "end": 14794.800000000001, "text": " Continue the onslaught."}, {"start": 14794.800000000001, "end": 14796.800000000001, "text": " Let them all..."}, {"start": 14811.2, "end": 14813.2, "text": " Good Resistorino, fella."}, {"start": 14824.800000000001, "end": 14841.840000000002, "text": " Their formation is broken."}, {"start": 14841.840000000002, "end": 14852.840000000002, "text": " Maintain the offensive."}, {"start": 14852.84, "end": 14863.4, "text": " so clearly in view or is it merely a trick of the light that's a lot of food"}, {"start": 14863.4, "end": 14892.4, "text": " Well, you really don't have to scouting for it."}, {"start": 14892.4, "end": 14912.4, "text": " Then there's no more barricades."}, {"start": 14912.4, "end": 14914.68, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 14914.68, "end": 14932.06, "text": " Ancient traps lie in wait, unsprung and thirsting for blood."}, {"start": 14932.06, "end": 14951.68, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 14951.68, "end": 14952.68, "text": " We should be good."}, {"start": 14952.68, "end": 14958.48, "text": " I'm gonna eat that."}, {"start": 14958.48, "end": 14963.48, "text": " What do we want to start with?"}, {"start": 14963.48, "end": 14964.48, "text": " Not a stun."}, {"start": 14964.48, "end": 14965.48, "text": " Probably faint."}, {"start": 14965.48, "end": 14966.48, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 14966.48, "end": 14968.48, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 14985.48, "end": 14992.48, "text": " Scurrying, contorting and ever expanding, this horror must be unmade."}, {"start": 15086.48, "end": 15088.48, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15097.119999999999, "end": 15099.119999999999, "text": " Love me"}, {"start": 15116.48, "end": 15123.48, "text": " Masterfully executed."}, {"start": 15146.48, "end": 15172.48, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15172.48, "end": 15173.48, "text": " and bogeyman."}, {"start": 15175.88, "end": 15176.88, "text": " They don't want a boss."}, {"start": 15177.88, "end": 15178.88, "text": " They don't want a boss."}, {"start": 15180.08, "end": 15181.08, "text": " They don't want a boss."}, {"start": 15182.08, "end": 15184.38, "text": " It is as grotesque and death"}, {"start": 15185.18, "end": 15186.58, "text": " as it was in life."}, {"start": 15190.08, "end": 15191.48, "text": " As victories mount,"}, {"start": 15192.08, "end": 15193.98, "text": " so too will resistance."}, {"start": 15202.48, "end": 15224.48, "text": " The light, the promise of safety."}, {"start": 15224.48, "end": 15226.48, "text": " That would have been nice."}, {"start": 15236.82, "end": 15239.82, "text": " Inspiration and improvement."}, {"start": 15254.48, "end": 15271.98, "text": " A decisive pummeling!"}, {"start": 15301.98, "end": 15329.3, "text": " This expedition at least promises success."}, {"start": 15329.300000000001, "end": 15354.300000000001, "text": " I got one torch."}, {"start": 15354.300000000001, "end": 15361.300000000001, "text": " I'm in my mouth, I'm in my mouth, I'm in my mouth."}, {"start": 15362.560000000001, "end": 15363.560000000001, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 15363.560000000001, "end": 15368.560000000001, "text": " You greedy bitch."}, {"start": 15384.300000000001, "end": 15400.580000000002, "text": " What can you do, fucking, what can you do, lad?"}, {"start": 15400.580000000002, "end": 15410.7, "text": " Surely you just, lad."}, {"start": 15410.7, "end": 15413.18, "text": " Abomination cleansed from our lands"}, {"start": 15421.1, "end": 15423.1, "text": " Sure you fucking chest"}, {"start": 15428.78, "end": 15430.78, "text": " Idiot"}, {"start": 15433.18, "end": 15435.18, "text": " Double idiots"}, {"start": 15437.66, "end": 15439.66, "text": " Triple idiots"}, {"start": 15440.7, "end": 15465.7, "text": " I'll take him in the face."}, {"start": 15465.7, "end": 15482.7, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15512.7, "end": 15519.7, "text": " Hit her with the style, Blycky."}, {"start": 15519.7, "end": 15534.7, "text": " I kind of want to hold onto this torch."}, {"start": 15534.7, "end": 15563.1, "text": " And now, the darkness holds the mingles."}, {"start": 15563.1, "end": 15568.220000000001, "text": " What do you need cash for when you have 150k?"}, {"start": 15568.220000000001, "end": 15571.220000000001, "text": " As your characters level up the upgrades get way more expensive."}, {"start": 15623.1, "end": 15630.1, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15630.1, "end": 15637.1, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15637.1, "end": 15643.1, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15643.1, "end": 15647.1, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15647.1, "end": 15650.1, "text": " Please bring the chamber."}, {"start": 15650.1, "end": 15656.1, "text": " a tripling victory but a victory nonetheless"}, {"start": 15680.1, "end": 15707.460000000001, "text": " Executed with impunity."}, {"start": 15707.460000000001, "end": 15734.140000000001, "text": " A singular strike."}, {"start": 15734.140000000001, "end": 15739.140000000001, "text": " The earth waits for the slightest lapse in concentration."}, {"start": 15764.140000000001, "end": 15776.140000000001, "text": " Damn. She cool out, hell dude."}, {"start": 15776.140000000001, "end": 15790.140000000001, "text": " No shuffle, that's good."}, {"start": 15790.140000000001, "end": 15792.140000000001, "text": " Oh, that's good."}, {"start": 15802.140000000001, "end": 15806.140000000001, "text": " A time to perform beyond one's limits."}, {"start": 15809.140000000001, "end": 15815.140000000001, "text": " Meaning either the vision, the end approaches."}, {"start": 15820.140000000001, "end": 15825.02, "text": " That's who we want to get bombarded on, by the way. Because the plate doctor is a"}, {"start": 15825.02, "end": 15833.260000000002, "text": " very high disease resist, or higher."}, {"start": 15850.140000000001, "end": 15860.140000000001, "text": " The damage is insane."}, {"start": 15860.140000000001, "end": 15877.140000000001, "text": " Who wouldn't even think you could beat a cow in a fight if protecting its cow?"}, {"start": 15877.140000000001, "end": 15878.140000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 15884.140000000001, "end": 15885.140000000001, "text": " Easy now."}, {"start": 15907.140000000001, "end": 15921.7, "text": " remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"}, {"start": 15926.300000000001, "end": 15929.580000000002, "text": " that's pretty lucky by the way"}, {"start": 15929.58, "end": 15931.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15941.66, "end": 15949.08, "text": " Mr. World wine or fresh pirated to some a sanguine memory to me"}, {"start": 15950.38, "end": 15952.38, "text": " Well, I just realized we have to go to the courtyard"}, {"start": 15956.38, "end": 15958.38, "text": " Who we got"}, {"start": 15959.58, "end": 15970.62, "text": " We got Colt 45 1911. We should uh, we should go now, I think."}, {"start": 15975.34, "end": 15980.98, "text": " I don't even know what happens in the first corridor. I don't think anything happens."}, {"start": 15981.22, "end": 15984.22, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 15984.220000000001, "end": 15996.820000000002, "text": " Is the first time the crocodile or is it the second time?"}, {"start": 15996.820000000002, "end": 15997.820000000002, "text": " Is the first time?"}, {"start": 15997.820000000002, "end": 15998.820000000002, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 15998.820000000002, "end": 16008.340000000002, "text": " If I recall correctly, the crocodile has pretty high believers in this."}, {"start": 16008.34, "end": 16010.34, "text": " Go dial BD-1."}, {"start": 16013.98, "end": 16015.98, "text": " Step 50."}, {"start": 16016.380000000001, "end": 16019.18, "text": " It actually has less bleed resistance than it does blade."}, {"start": 16025.98, "end": 16027.98, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 16031.26, "end": 16033.26, "text": " Wham!"}, {"start": 16033.26, "end": 16035.26, "text": " Wham! Wham! Wham!"}, {"start": 16038.34, "end": 16048.78, "text": " Mr. Worldwide!"}, {"start": 16048.78, "end": 16054.82, "text": " Mr. Worldwide!"}, {"start": 16054.82, "end": 16064.380000000001, "text": " Mr. Worldwide!"}, {"start": 16064.380000000001, "end": 16066.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16079.380000000001, "end": 16081.380000000001, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 16094.380000000001, "end": 16095.660000000002, "text": " It's a fentanyl angle."}, {"start": 16097.420000000002, "end": 16100.460000000001, "text": " I mean, the fight takes place where he's in the water."}, {"start": 16100.7, "end": 16102.820000000002, "text": " Surely there's like a funny interaction there, right?"}, {"start": 16102.820000000002, "end": 16105.380000000001, "text": " Where my fire skills don't work."}, {"start": 16115.500000000002, "end": 16118.300000000001, "text": " Do you know what I am saying?"}, {"start": 16118.300000000001, "end": 16125.1, "text": " Do you know when I am singing?"}, {"start": 16125.1, "end": 16138.300000000001, "text": " Do I really want to bring an occultist to this?"}, {"start": 16138.300000000001, "end": 16139.300000000001, "text": " That is the question."}, {"start": 16139.300000000001, "end": 16140.300000000001, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 16140.300000000001, "end": 16142.300000000001, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 16152.300000000001, "end": 16153.300000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16167.300000000001, "end": 16169.300000000001, "text": " We're kind of running out of dudes, huh?"}, {"start": 16170.300000000001, "end": 16180.18, "text": " Lepper is dubiously useful here."}, {"start": 16180.18, "end": 16185.060000000001, "text": " I like the Grave Robber against everything except the boss, maybe."}, {"start": 16185.060000000001, "end": 16190.900000000001, "text": " The self could be good."}, {"start": 16190.900000000001, "end": 16195.94, "text": " I don't really like the flagellant here."}, {"start": 16195.94, "end": 16197.460000000001, "text": " I don't like the plague doctor here."}, {"start": 16197.460000000001, "end": 16199.460000000001, "text": " Like, doctors get up until the boss."}, {"start": 16203.960000000001, "end": 16206.160000000002, "text": " Maybe this fella."}, {"start": 16206.960000000001, "end": 16209.160000000002, "text": " Dismiss Skinwalker."}, {"start": 16214.960000000001, "end": 16215.660000000002, "text": " Does the crocodile..."}, {"start": 16215.660000000002, "end": 16216.160000000002, "text": " Doesn't the..."}, {"start": 16216.160000000002, "end": 16218.960000000001, "text": " When the crocodile goes underwater, is that kind of a stealth?"}, {"start": 16218.960000000001, "end": 16220.26, "text": " Or is it just, like, make..."}, {"start": 16220.26, "end": 16222.76, "text": " Like, I feel like it gives him, like, a ton of dodge?"}, {"start": 16222.76, "end": 16224.76, "text": " Maybe, or is it, like, a ton of protection?"}, {"start": 16227.460000000001, "end": 16235.78, "text": " The buff not still."}, {"start": 16235.78, "end": 16237.26, "text": " She has quirk farted."}, {"start": 16237.26, "end": 16244.34, "text": " No, that's faded."}, {"start": 16244.34, "end": 16252.86, "text": " That's faded."}, {"start": 16252.86, "end": 16264.62, "text": " I need someone who doesn't really move."}, {"start": 16264.62, "end": 16267.16, "text": " We could do third rank."}, {"start": 16267.16, "end": 16277.82, "text": " This guy."}, {"start": 16277.82, "end": 16278.82, "text": " We could just throw daggers."}, {"start": 16278.82, "end": 16282.060000000001, "text": " I don't think that's very good though."}, {"start": 16282.06, "end": 16289.06, "text": " We could fendt it all."}, {"start": 16289.06, "end": 16294.06, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16294.06, "end": 16298.06, "text": " What are the interactions between the crocodile and the fire moose here?"}, {"start": 16298.06, "end": 16301.82, "text": " I think it doesn't like cleanse itself of debuffs."}, {"start": 16301.82, "end": 16310.06, "text": " I'm pretty sure it does."}, {"start": 16310.06, "end": 16313.9, "text": " like when it goes underwater."}, {"start": 16313.9, "end": 16316.9, "text": " Maybe it's a healer."}, {"start": 16330.42, "end": 16334.42, "text": " We could do him."}, {"start": 16334.42, "end": 16339.42, "text": " All of our good attacks."}, {"start": 16339.42, "end": 16348.86, "text": " The thing about this is that the Crocodile attacks more than once, so the Divas wear"}, {"start": 16348.86, "end": 16356.3, "text": " off faster, which is bad for Mark."}, {"start": 16356.3, "end": 16363.42, "text": " But we're going in Giga style, so."}, {"start": 16363.42, "end": 16369.58, "text": " That's 130 to 155."}, {"start": 16369.58, "end": 16399.14, "text": " It means he cannot resist our stuff."}, {"start": 16399.14, "end": 16401.14, "text": " along the way is the 5-5-W."}, {"start": 16417.14, "end": 16419.14, "text": " Some other guy did it first."}, {"start": 16421.14, "end": 16423.14, "text": " Oh, so I think I jumped off a bridge. Would you do it?"}, {"start": 16429.14, "end": 16436.26, "text": " Yeah, okay, understood"}, {"start": 16459.14, "end": 16466.5, "text": " Uh, that's 40% damage."}, {"start": 16466.5, "end": 16480.18, "text": " We could make it 50, but is it worth?"}, {"start": 16480.18, "end": 16482.18, "text": " I think we get a cheat."}, {"start": 16493.68, "end": 16496.58, "text": " Once again, checking my guys because I forget who needs to go."}, {"start": 16498.04, "end": 16499.98, "text": " We will."}, {"start": 16499.98, "end": 16502.48, "text": " Gosh, it's so expensive."}, {"start": 16505.98, "end": 16508.420000000002, "text": " Curious methodologies and apparatus."}, {"start": 16508.420000000002, "end": 16510.420000000002, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 16515.06, "end": 16522.420000000002, "text": " Joe Biden to yield. Joe Biden to yield. Joe Biden to yield. Joe Biden to yield."}, {"start": 16535.06, "end": 16537.940000000002, "text": " On quest complete, transform into waking panda."}, {"start": 16538.420000000002, "end": 16541.420000000002, "text": " So it probably does something cool."}, {"start": 16541.420000000002, "end": 16545.420000000002, "text": " And it probably keeps swapping back and forth."}, {"start": 16545.420000000002, "end": 16548.420000000002, "text": " Yonk?"}, {"start": 16548.420000000002, "end": 16555.420000000002, "text": " The fact that you can buy these like limited use ones is crazy."}, {"start": 16555.420000000002, "end": 16559.420000000002, "text": " That shit craped."}, {"start": 16559.420000000002, "end": 16576.780000000002, "text": " I don't have a good idea of what's going on here, but I'm going to try and get rid of"}, {"start": 16576.780000000002, "end": 16577.780000000002, "text": " it."}, {"start": 16577.780000000002, "end": 16578.780000000002, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 16578.780000000002, "end": 16579.780000000002, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 16579.780000000002, "end": 16586.460000000003, "text": " Probably don't need this anymore."}, {"start": 16586.46, "end": 16588.66, "text": " All of these have a potential use."}, {"start": 16588.66, "end": 16595.84, "text": " I'm kind of dubious on this one."}, {"start": 16595.84, "end": 16597.899999999998, "text": " I don't know if I'll ever use this."}, {"start": 16597.899999999998, "end": 16598.899999999998, "text": " It could be good."}, {"start": 16598.899999999998, "end": 16603.059999999998, "text": " It could be good."}, {"start": 16603.059999999998, "end": 16606.18, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 16606.18, "end": 16616.34, "text": " My one worry here is we're going in with a little stress."}, {"start": 16616.34, "end": 16623.34, "text": " There we go, we're good, holy."}, {"start": 16623.34, "end": 16636.54, "text": " We're gonna put this on, we're good."}, {"start": 16636.54, "end": 16640.98, "text": " What that should do is make this minus 5 stress at 70% chance."}, {"start": 16640.98, "end": 16643.74, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 16643.74, "end": 16651.02, "text": " That said, it's kind of scary to stall against the bloodsuckers because every time they hit"}, {"start": 16651.02, "end": 16656.980000000003, "text": " you they have a chance to turn you into a vampire."}, {"start": 16656.980000000003, "end": 16670.980000000003, "text": " Which is cringe."}, {"start": 16670.98, "end": 16678.86, "text": " D from Vampire Hunter D. You guys know in the original Vampire Hunter D, actually it"}, {"start": 16678.86, "end": 16687.46, "text": " might be the second one, I forget. The little imp that goes, and then like backs up behind"}, {"start": 16687.46, "end": 16696.86, "text": " a pillar, like halfway through the movie. You saw the dungeon chill video. I saw that"}, {"start": 16696.86, "end": 16704.54, "text": " one too but my friends and I actually watched that movie before the video came out so I"}, {"start": 16704.54, "end": 16707.940000000002, "text": " was stoked because we all thought it was fucking hilarious I'd never seen it before"}, {"start": 16707.940000000002, "end": 16715.420000000002, "text": " it's just like it literally has like three frames of animations and then like disappears"}, {"start": 16715.420000000002, "end": 16726.460000000003, "text": " behind a pillar it there's like it's just there the scene is there like it's"}, {"start": 16726.460000000003, "end": 16730.38, "text": " it's three seconds long and I'm pretty calm I can't remember this true but I'm"}, {"start": 16730.38, "end": 16734.780000000002, "text": " pretty confident no one reacts to it happen"}, {"start": 16734.78, "end": 16743.399999999998, "text": " That's funny."}, {"start": 16743.399999999998, "end": 16744.399999999998, "text": " Show it?"}, {"start": 16744.399999999998, "end": 16745.399999999998, "text": " I mean, that's on the guards."}, {"start": 16745.399999999998, "end": 16751.64, "text": " I don't expect them to be able to, but isn't the scouting trick at useless in the courtyard?"}, {"start": 16751.64, "end": 16752.64, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16752.64, "end": 16762.52, "text": " I don't remember, so."}, {"start": 16762.52, "end": 16764.52, "text": " Go is..."}, {"start": 16765.52, "end": 16767.52, "text": " Where is the linear map?"}, {"start": 16769.52, "end": 16771.52, "text": " You can't scout?"}, {"start": 16772.52, "end": 16774.52, "text": " You can scout?"}, {"start": 16776.52, "end": 16778.52, "text": " Yeah, that's where..."}, {"start": 16781.52, "end": 16783.52, "text": " Well, let me mute my game."}, {"start": 16783.52, "end": 16797.68, "text": " He literally just walks back at you."}, {"start": 16797.68, "end": 16798.68, "text": " So stupid."}, {"start": 16798.68, "end": 16803.84, "text": " He fucking hates me, dude."}, {"start": 16803.84, "end": 16810.08, "text": " He fucking hates that guy."}, {"start": 16810.08, "end": 16814.600000000002, "text": " Some guy was just convicted of killing Tupac."}, {"start": 16814.600000000002, "end": 16819.600000000002, "text": " Man, they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel, aren't they, fellas?"}, {"start": 16819.600000000002, "end": 16825.640000000003, "text": " They're giving it their all."}, {"start": 16825.640000000003, "end": 16829.4, "text": " Holy fuck, dude."}, {"start": 16829.4, "end": 16832.36, "text": " Aliens, Tupac's murderer, dude."}, {"start": 16832.36, "end": 16836.08, "text": " What really killed Elvis on the toilet?"}, {"start": 16836.08, "end": 16838.08, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 16840.08, "end": 16842.08, "text": " Weird. That's weird."}, {"start": 16844.08, "end": 16848.08, "text": " All of a sudden, I'm feeling placated and sufficiently distracted."}, {"start": 16849.08, "end": 16852.08, "text": " Oh, I just can't put my finger on it, dude."}, {"start": 16861.08, "end": 16864.08, "text": " Uh, let's see you this as well."}, {"start": 16866.08, "end": 16876.08, "text": " Put my Fingie in it."}, {"start": 16876.08, "end": 16888.760000000002, "text": " Give me."}, {"start": 16888.760000000002, "end": 16889.760000000002, "text": " I think we're good."}, {"start": 16889.760000000002, "end": 16892.760000000002, "text": " Gotta get some oof-raves."}, {"start": 16892.760000000002, "end": 16896.280000000002, "text": " Kind of want to max this shit out."}, {"start": 16896.280000000002, "end": 16897.280000000002, "text": " Asap."}, {"start": 16897.280000000002, "end": 16898.280000000002, "text": " I don't..."}, {"start": 16898.280000000002, "end": 16899.280000000002, "text": " We have a lot of portraits."}, {"start": 16899.280000000002, "end": 16900.280000000002, "text": " I think we have..."}, {"start": 16900.280000000002, "end": 16904.24, "text": " There's another building need for what that requires of."}, {"start": 16904.24, "end": 16906.640000000003, "text": " Fair amount of a..."}, {"start": 16906.640000000003, "end": 16911.640000000003, "text": " Wait, we want that, don't we?"}, {"start": 16911.640000000003, "end": 16912.640000000003, "text": " Is this..."}, {"start": 16912.640000000003, "end": 16913.640000000003, "text": " This..."}, {"start": 16913.640000000003, "end": 16914.640000000003, "text": " The shards?"}, {"start": 16914.640000000003, "end": 16919.640000000003, "text": " Who is this?"}, {"start": 16919.64, "end": 16931.079999999998, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16931.079999999998, "end": 16934.96, "text": " all righty"}, {"start": 16934.96, "end": 16942.8, "text": " by a file"}, {"start": 16942.8, "end": 16956.18, "text": " Yeah, yeah, a little bit faster fellow. That's okay, but doesn't scouting in the courtyard"}, {"start": 16956.18, "end": 16960.86, "text": " show you what's coming up? Give spit six or seven? Like otherwise it looks like an empty"}, {"start": 16960.86, "end": 16963.54, "text": " hallway."}, {"start": 16963.54, "end": 16975.34, "text": " I've been playing for five hours and always team one."}, {"start": 16975.34, "end": 16980.5, "text": " I'm going to teach you something about this game, okay?"}, {"start": 16980.5, "end": 16983.82, "text": " Now I know that I have several people who can heal."}, {"start": 16983.82, "end": 16989.02, "text": " Alright, but I'm going to teach you the most important stats in the game."}, {"start": 16989.02, "end": 16990.02, "text": " Alright?"}, {"start": 16990.02, "end": 16992.86, "text": " You don't need a tank, a healer, and DPS."}, {"start": 16993.74, "end": 16998.74, "text": " There's a very, very narrow-minded view, okay?"}, {"start": 16998.94, "end": 17000.78, "text": " Because the enemy cannot hurt you"}, {"start": 17002.58, "end": 17004.86, "text": " if you are faster than that."}, {"start": 17004.86, "end": 17007.36, "text": " Or if you stun them and remove their turn."}, {"start": 17013.38, "end": 17015.14, "text": " So when you're picking missions,"}, {"start": 17016.5, "end": 17017.86, "text": " look for missions."}, {"start": 17017.86, "end": 17031.36, "text": " Look be looking at what your trinket reward is. I targeted these bracers which honestly haven't gotten much use out of. I targeted this plus two speed. I targeted this plus three speed. I targeted this."}, {"start": 17032.36, "end": 17043.96, "text": " I think I targeted that. I targeted these. I targeted this. The scouting chance very important. Tratter being able to scout normal missions to don't keep stepping on traps."}, {"start": 17043.96, "end": 17050.96, "text": " Every time you enter a main room, try to be at radiant light, which is like 76 torch"}, {"start": 17050.96, "end": 17051.96, "text": " light."}, {"start": 17051.96, "end": 17054.96, "text": " See if I have a higher chance of scouting."}, {"start": 17054.96, "end": 17063.96, "text": " And yeah, games about denying them turns."}, {"start": 17063.96, "end": 17072.96, "text": " I think we're good."}, {"start": 17072.96, "end": 17084.399999999998, "text": " We are almost not good, fellas."}, {"start": 17084.399999999998, "end": 17090.96, "text": " Meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 17090.96, "end": 17092.96, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17092.96, "end": 17095.48, "text": " Let's rock."}, {"start": 17095.48, "end": 17104.36, "text": " It's time to unleash the Crimson Horde."}, {"start": 17104.36, "end": 17111.48, "text": " You know, I could be wrong, but I'm almost confident that the crocodile has, like, a"}, {"start": 17111.48, "end": 17113.48, "text": " pole, doesn't it?"}, {"start": 17113.48, "end": 17115.48, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 17115.48, "end": 17117.48, "text": " We'll see."}, {"start": 17117.48, "end": 17121.48, "text": " I'm just imagining stuff."}, {"start": 17121.48, "end": 17128.5, "text": " Anyway this is gonna go giga hard with the motherfucking ancestral map that we"}, {"start": 17128.5, "end": 17133.7, "text": " have by the way. Oh mega hard."}, {"start": 17142.98, "end": 17150.78, "text": " I forget what I need so I'm gonna bring everything."}, {"start": 17151.48, "end": 17157.86, "text": " LOL!"}, {"start": 17157.86, "end": 17163.06, "text": " I missed an armor upgrade."}, {"start": 17163.06, "end": 17171.14, "text": " Okay, I knew you were wrong, by the way."}, {"start": 17171.14, "end": 17180.02, "text": " I'm glad you guys are shooting that guy."}, {"start": 17180.02, "end": 17199.38, "text": " skills. Uh, we Gucci, we Gucci. Hello. He could be size two now. I think he is. No, he's"}, {"start": 17199.38, "end": 17216.58, "text": " size one. The sneaky little bitch. Yeah, we're good. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 17216.58, "end": 17226.66, "text": " What would we be using? This. This. Before left. We could use Bless. Probably on eel,"}, {"start": 17226.66, "end": 17233.66, "text": " bounty hunter."}, {"start": 17234.18, "end": 17237.7, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 17237.7, "end": 17242.18, "text": " The courtyard and gardens surrounding the manor were once a point of pride"}, {"start": 17242.18, "end": 17246.02, "text": " for the diligent custodians I employed."}, {"start": 17246.02, "end": 17249.82, "text": " Great banquets and lavish social affairs were hosted"}, {"start": 17249.82, "end": 17253.22, "text": " here under the stars."}, {"start": 17253.22, "end": 17258.02, "text": " Despite the expectation of propriety normally ascribed to those in opposition"}, {"start": 17258.82, "end": 17265.100000000002, "text": " We mocked the stoic melancholy of the moss covered fountains and cherubic statues"}, {"start": 17265.38, "end": 17268.460000000003, "text": " Our salacious trists have hidden in the hedgerows"}, {"start": 17268.82, "end": 17271.5, "text": " Our morality slipping ever deeper"}, {"start": 17272.100000000002, "end": 17274.100000000002, "text": " into the mud"}, {"start": 17275.34, "end": 17277.34, "text": " Mmm. Okay"}, {"start": 17277.34, "end": 17284.24, "text": " So then sinking these stone terraces and sprawling gardens for the sight of long forgotten"}, {"start": 17284.24, "end": 17291.46, "text": " revelry and well remembered regret."}, {"start": 17291.46, "end": 17294.46, "text": " That's great."}, {"start": 17294.46, "end": 17297.46, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 17297.46, "end": 17304.46, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 17304.46, "end": 17311.46, "text": " Greetings!"}, {"start": 17311.46, "end": 17321.46, "text": " Yes, I made it."}, {"start": 17321.46, "end": 17339.46, "text": " The slow death, unforeseen, unforgiving."}, {"start": 17351.46, "end": 17375.46, "text": " Oh, he's gonna get so mad."}, {"start": 17375.46, "end": 17379.86, "text": " Continually onslaught destroy them all"}, {"start": 17395.3, "end": 17397.3, "text": " Good dodge"}, {"start": 17405.46, "end": 17410.46, "text": " As the fiend falls, the faint hope blossoms."}, {"start": 17422.46, "end": 17424.46, "text": " In before vampire."}, {"start": 17435.46, "end": 17448.62, "text": " Wait, how does this work here?"}, {"start": 17448.62, "end": 17454.62, "text": " It's working."}, {"start": 17454.62, "end": 17480.62, "text": " Oh, we definitely took way too many for this."}, {"start": 17480.62, "end": 17497.5, "text": " Okay, I do not appear to be scouted properly."}, {"start": 17497.5, "end": 17502.18, "text": " This one's a shovel, right?"}, {"start": 17502.18, "end": 17515.5, "text": " I know the most important one is the wine box which is shovel."}, {"start": 17515.5, "end": 17519.06, "text": " This one's torch."}, {"start": 17519.06, "end": 17520.62, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 17520.62, "end": 17527.66, "text": " I forgot to stress heal."}, {"start": 17527.66, "end": 17529.86, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 17529.86, "end": 17531.86, "text": " Let's find something to kill!"}, {"start": 17541.86, "end": 17542.86, "text": " Stop here!"}, {"start": 17544.86, "end": 17545.86, "text": " Bro stop!"}, {"start": 17546.86, "end": 17547.86, "text": " Bro stop!"}, {"start": 17559.86, "end": 17566.86, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles."}, {"start": 17566.86, "end": 17572.760000000002, "text": " Hoolish horrors."}, {"start": 17572.760000000002, "end": 17583.46, "text": " What lo and driven into the mud."}, {"start": 17583.46, "end": 17601.46, "text": " Hey, we got a real scout this way."}, {"start": 17601.46, "end": 17603.46, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17608.54, "end": 17610.54, "text": " Destroyed"}, {"start": 17631.46, "end": 17659.46, "text": " Great is the weapon that cuts on its own."}, {"start": 17659.46, "end": 17665.86, "text": " These nightmarish creatures can be felled they can be beaten"}, {"start": 17689.46, "end": 17697.46, "text": " I'm sure we have enough food though, fellas."}, {"start": 17697.46, "end": 17709.46, "text": " We're gonna leave his stress where it is and stop worrying about it."}, {"start": 17709.46, "end": 17721.54, "text": " Cree not real Scout"}, {"start": 17721.54, "end": 17729.899999999998, "text": " We're sure the Crocodile is down"}, {"start": 17729.9, "end": 17731.9, "text": " No."}, {"start": 17747.420000000002, "end": 17749.420000000002, "text": " Annihilated."}, {"start": 17779.420000000002, "end": 17796.420000000002, "text": " I think this one's holy water, isn't it?"}, {"start": 17796.420000000002, "end": 17799.9, "text": " I remember."}, {"start": 17799.9, "end": 17801.9, "text": " I need stress at all, fella!"}, {"start": 17818.9, "end": 17820.9, "text": " I never stress!"}, {"start": 17820.9, "end": 17822.9, "text": " No, I never stress."}, {"start": 17826.9, "end": 17828.9, "text": " What if he right here?"}, {"start": 17829.9, "end": 17841.74, "text": " The ground quakes!"}, {"start": 17841.74, "end": 17854.940000000002, "text": " You fucking bitch!"}, {"start": 17854.94, "end": 17868.46, "text": " We'd love to see that."}, {"start": 17868.46, "end": 17873.62, "text": " Finish you."}, {"start": 17873.62, "end": 17878.94, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17878.94, "end": 17881.739999999998, "text": " Please make him a vampire."}, {"start": 17881.74, "end": 17883.74, "text": " Don't see"}, {"start": 17911.74, "end": 17928.74, "text": " And goodbye."}, {"start": 17928.74, "end": 17954.02, "text": " I think I gotta keep the rest of my shovels."}, {"start": 17954.02, "end": 17955.02, "text": " Does she want blood?"}, {"start": 17955.02, "end": 17956.02, "text": " Who's this?"}, {"start": 17956.02, "end": 17966.02, "text": " Is it blood for Trinket?"}, {"start": 17966.02, "end": 17980.94, "text": " Okay, my memory's a little bit better than I thought it would."}, {"start": 17980.94, "end": 17987.94, "text": " This might be the crocodile, but I thought that it was, like, like right here."}, {"start": 18040.94, "end": 18065.94, "text": " I'm still on the 50% chance."}, {"start": 18065.94, "end": 18091.42, "text": " Oh, you need to do it when you're thirsty?"}, {"start": 18091.42, "end": 18095.46, "text": " What did I just give you?"}, {"start": 18095.46, "end": 18097.46, "text": " Revispelling?"}, {"start": 18125.46, "end": 18150.46, "text": " I'm exposed to a killing blow."}, {"start": 18150.46, "end": 18157.46, "text": " three"}, {"start": 18160.46, "end": 18163.46, "text": " three"}, {"start": 18163.46, "end": 18168.46, "text": " three"}, {"start": 18168.46, "end": 18173.46, "text": " three"}, {"start": 18173.46, "end": 18177.46, "text": " three"}, {"start": 18177.46, "end": 18179.46, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 18190.46, "end": 18192.46, "text": " That's the ball."}, {"start": 18207.46, "end": 18217.079999999998, "text": " 100% Stun Rate?"}, {"start": 18217.079999999998, "end": 18219.719999999998, "text": " Success so clearly in view."}, {"start": 18219.719999999998, "end": 18223.64, "text": " Or is it merely a trick of the light?"}, {"start": 18223.64, "end": 18228.28, "text": " Uh, yeah, because I literally did have 100% Stun Rate."}, {"start": 18228.28, "end": 18237.239999999998, "text": " Blackjack 130, plus 25, 155, he had 50%, subtracted his resistance from my stun chance."}, {"start": 18237.24, "end": 18239.24, "text": " I have a 105% chance to stun me."}, {"start": 18253.480000000003, "end": 18255.480000000003, "text": " Where to hide?"}, {"start": 18255.480000000003, "end": 18257.480000000003, "text": " Where to hide? Where to hide? Where to hide at?"}, {"start": 18260.600000000002, "end": 18262.600000000002, "text": " I have to go back."}, {"start": 18263.0, "end": 18264.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 18264.36, "end": 18266.36, "text": " What's down here?"}, {"start": 18267.24, "end": 18269.24, "text": " I think we have to check."}, {"start": 18276.24, "end": 18278.24, "text": " Well, that was fucking easy as shit."}, {"start": 18288.74, "end": 18290.74, "text": " Blackjack very good."}, {"start": 18290.74, "end": 18292.74, "text": " Very good."}, {"start": 18297.24, "end": 18323.800000000003, "text": " 4-year-and-apprentice 35 weeks in with gigatrink, it's as easy as a what emoji?"}, {"start": 18323.8, "end": 18328.059999999998, "text": " Dude, why would I come unprepared?"}, {"start": 18328.059999999998, "end": 18330.559999999998, "text": " In what universe would I ever come unprepared?"}, {"start": 18330.559999999998, "end": 18333.0, "text": " Dude, I'll tell you what, go film a video?"}, {"start": 18333.0, "end": 18335.48, "text": " What's the current powerlifting record of the world?"}, {"start": 18335.48, "end": 18338.3, "text": " Dude, because I know you ain't a powerlifter."}, {"start": 18338.3, "end": 18342.64, "text": " Go match that guy's record dog right now."}, {"start": 18342.64, "end": 18344.62, "text": " Fuck any training, bitch."}, {"start": 18344.62, "end": 18349.62, "text": " Just do it, pussy."}, {"start": 18349.62, "end": 18356.62, "text": " You won't."}, {"start": 18356.62, "end": 18363.62, "text": " You won't!"}, {"start": 18379.62, "end": 18389.62, "text": " Stop. Please. I hate these guys."}, {"start": 18389.62, "end": 18399.62, "text": " How come the swimmer not lose? Oh? What?"}, {"start": 18399.62, "end": 18404.62, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 18412.62, "end": 18417.62, "text": " Yeah, you're mad."}, {"start": 18417.62, "end": 18421.62, "text": " I'm furious."}, {"start": 18421.62, "end": 18424.62, "text": " Actually."}, {"start": 18429.62, "end": 18440.62, "text": " I've been seeing Moonman a long time. It has been a long time since I've been genuinely"}, {"start": 18440.62, "end": 18442.62, "text": " I don't like that."}, {"start": 18455.62, "end": 18456.62, "text": " Big."}, {"start": 18459.62, "end": 18462.62, "text": " What happened? I don't like to be angry."}, {"start": 18464.62, "end": 18466.62, "text": " That's pretty much it."}, {"start": 18470.62, "end": 18481.42, "text": " why not well one I'm sure contributed to my blood pressure but apart from that I"}, {"start": 18481.42, "end": 18488.3, "text": " always feel bad so what's the point this expedition at least promises success"}, {"start": 18488.3, "end": 18501.94, "text": " Disgusting blooded soil!"}, {"start": 18501.94, "end": 18503.94, "text": " Bitch the keys!"}, {"start": 18503.94, "end": 18505.94, "text": " Is there not a chest?"}, {"start": 18505.94, "end": 18507.94, "text": " I don't need that."}, {"start": 18507.94, "end": 18509.94, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 18509.94, "end": 18511.94, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 18525.94, "end": 18527.94, "text": " And I got this!"}, {"start": 18535.94, "end": 18537.94, "text": " Goodbye, food."}, {"start": 18539.94, "end": 18550.02, "text": " I wonder if there's a workshop mod to like, turn down the ambient noises in this game."}, {"start": 18550.02, "end": 18569.539999999997, "text": " Just tighten the sound effects."}, {"start": 18569.54, "end": 18572.54, "text": " There is for mosquitoes and swine."}, {"start": 18573.54, "end": 18574.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18574.54, "end": 18576.54, "text": " What's the drinkin' I got?"}, {"start": 18576.54, "end": 18578.54, "text": " So I actually really like this one."}, {"start": 18578.54, "end": 18580.54, "text": " I think this one's fantastic."}, {"start": 18580.54, "end": 18582.54, "text": " This one's actually so good."}, {"start": 18582.54, "end": 18586.54, "text": " Honestly, the main arm set is probably my favorite one."}, {"start": 18629.54, "end": 18636.54, "text": " A bewitching creditor slipped in amidst the swarm of tittering sycophants."}, {"start": 18636.54, "end": 18643.54, "text": " Though outwardly urbane, I could sense in her a mocking thirst."}, {"start": 18643.54, "end": 18650.54, "text": " Driven half-man by clawing vulgarity, I plodded to rid myself of this lurking threaten"}, {"start": 18650.54, "end": 18654.54, "text": " in a grand display of sadistic sport."}, {"start": 18654.54, "end": 18660.88, "text": " But as the moment of murder drew nigh, the givest moon revealed her inhuman desire's"}, {"start": 18660.88, "end": 18663.36, "text": " thrill overestalt the flying idiosness."}, {"start": 18684.54, "end": 18686.54, "text": " We like that though"}, {"start": 18695.18, "end": 18701.940000000002, "text": " These forming beans carry a pernicious plague a sickness so variable and so insidious"}, {"start": 18702.54, "end": 18706.82, "text": " There's more a curse than a mere disease. Yeah, we're looking at what invoice"}, {"start": 18708.100000000002, "end": 18710.100000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 18710.100000000002, "end": 18724.100000000002, "text": " Blah, blah, blah, disease, blah, blah, blah, oops."}, {"start": 18724.100000000002, "end": 18725.100000000002, "text": " Let's..."}, {"start": 18725.100000000002, "end": 18734.100000000002, "text": " It's like that one."}, {"start": 18734.100000000002, "end": 18737.100000000002, "text": " Minus 3.7k."}, {"start": 18737.100000000002, "end": 18746.980000000003, "text": " Oh, mega lol."}, {"start": 18746.980000000003, "end": 18750.100000000002, "text": " This game go on until you lose or is there an end game?"}, {"start": 18750.100000000002, "end": 18752.260000000002, "text": " Oh, chatters."}, {"start": 18752.260000000002, "end": 18753.760000000002, "text": " Is there an end game?"}, {"start": 18753.760000000002, "end": 18758.24, "text": " What does the endgame look like? Is this going to be my next forever game?"}, {"start": 18758.24, "end": 18765.840000000004, "text": " Oh, always concerned with the finish line, okay? While neglecting, and your ignorance"}, {"start": 18765.840000000004, "end": 18773.640000000003, "text": " to admire the journey. Always concerned with racing, racing, racing."}, {"start": 18773.64, "end": 18776.579999999998, "text": " One day you blink and you're looking down at your grave"}, {"start": 18797.36, "end": 18799.36, "text": " You're being cremated no grave"}, {"start": 18799.36, "end": 18807.440000000002, "text": " I think we made it no way. Shut up, bitch. No one asked. That's cool though. Now that"}, {"start": 18807.440000000002, "end": 18823.36, "text": " I do know that."}, {"start": 18823.36, "end": 18827.36, "text": " Every time a human being says, is this my new forever game, you guys ever hear me say"}, {"start": 18827.36, "end": 18839.2, "text": " I'm a father of four who's got about an hour a day to game."}, {"start": 18839.2, "end": 18845.12, "text": " Do you have any recommendations for my Lay Forever game?"}, {"start": 18845.12, "end": 18851.36, "text": " Actually, it's more like 30 minutes because I often have to get up and take care of the"}, {"start": 18851.36, "end": 18866.62, "text": " kids before I got time to sit back down again just as I feared now loosed from"}, {"start": 18866.62, "end": 18873.78, "text": " their brackish prison it was friend like locusts across our land no I mean it's"}, {"start": 18873.78, "end": 18886.899999999998, "text": " your fault though but also no I gotta get these guys to level three my life is"}, {"start": 18886.899999999998, "end": 18890.14, "text": " like a video game"}, {"start": 18898.02, "end": 18901.78, "text": " I have one minute to play each day since I'm a father of 30 do you guys have a"}, {"start": 18901.78, "end": 18912.1, "text": " game for me? Yeah, so I quite like Guild Wars 2. You consider that one?"}, {"start": 18922.059999999998, "end": 18931.26, "text": " Guild Wars 2 catching strays? That's not a stray, man. That's a Chris Kyle sniper shot."}, {"start": 18931.78, "end": 18947.86, "text": " Have anyone with disease? I'm pretty sure we do. No. More like Guild Wars poo."}, {"start": 18947.86, "end": 18953.12, "text": " Oh! Oh!"}, {"start": 18953.12, "end": 18960.1, "text": " What are we doing, man? I got to do this long mission."}, {"start": 18960.100000000002, "end": 18967.100000000002, "text": " Gohan Blanco."}, {"start": 18967.100000000002, "end": 18974.100000000002, "text": " Ruin."}, {"start": 18974.100000000002, "end": 18981.100000000002, "text": " Dupli."}, {"start": 18981.100000000002, "end": 18991.100000000002, "text": " Look, Mark."}, {"start": 18991.100000000002, "end": 18997.820000000003, "text": " Dude, this guy's got some crazy fucking trades."}, {"start": 18997.820000000003, "end": 18998.820000000003, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 18998.820000000003, "end": 19000.620000000003, "text": " 20% damage with HP above 99."}, {"start": 19000.620000000003, "end": 19001.620000000003, "text": " Plus accuracy."}, {"start": 19001.620000000003, "end": 19002.620000000003, "text": " Plus speed on first round."}, {"start": 19002.620000000003, "end": 19007.620000000003, "text": " Plus accuracy against humans."}, {"start": 19007.62, "end": 19018.86, "text": " This guy hates the unholy, which is good."}, {"start": 19018.86, "end": 19027.62, "text": " We're locked in Slugger on a boner, ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 19027.62, "end": 19034.1, "text": " Gohan Blanco."}, {"start": 19034.100000000002, "end": 19043.100000000002, "text": " And then we could do Venom Snake with the don't level up Trinket maybe?"}, {"start": 19052.100000000002, "end": 19055.100000000002, "text": " Wait, I actually used one. I bought one. Where's the third one? Oops."}, {"start": 19061.100000000002, "end": 19063.100000000002, "text": " What the flug?"}, {"start": 19064.100000000002, "end": 19077.300000000003, "text": " What did the hecky?"}, {"start": 19077.300000000003, "end": 19080.06, "text": " What do we put on this bitch?"}, {"start": 19080.06, "end": 19081.06, "text": " I like damage, right?"}, {"start": 19086.34, "end": 19087.460000000003, "text": " Damage and speed."}, {"start": 19101.420000000002, "end": 19103.06, "text": " We're gonna be using this bitch right here."}, {"start": 19110.06, "end": 19118.86, "text": " We don't bother with bonus healing on him because it's so random."}, {"start": 19118.86, "end": 19121.7, "text": " And cringe."}, {"start": 19121.7, "end": 19132.54, "text": " We got the Giga Scout combo slash do not get surprise combo of hell, by the way."}, {"start": 19132.54, "end": 19134.54, "text": " plus 50 scouting chance."}, {"start": 19144.54, "end": 19146.54, "text": " Umm..."}, {"start": 19154.54, "end": 19158.54, "text": " We don't really need bonus debuff chance."}, {"start": 19158.54, "end": 19163.82, "text": " Which is nice, because of this right here."}, {"start": 19163.82, "end": 19178.22, "text": " A death blow resist of 82%, which is in truth merely 50%, either at works or it do not."}, {"start": 19178.22, "end": 19203.420000000002, "text": " get him to 87 low he'll never die heroes never die"}, {"start": 19203.420000000002, "end": 19225.620000000003, "text": " I don't know. What do we give him? Probably this."}, {"start": 19225.62, "end": 19227.26, "text": " Gohan Blanco."}, {"start": 19230.26, "end": 19234.26, "text": " Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, doesn't it, doesn't it?"}, {"start": 19234.26, "end": 19235.82, "text": " Okay, so this used to heal stress."}, {"start": 19235.82, "end": 19236.66, "text": " I know that."}, {"start": 19236.66, "end": 19237.82, "text": " Does it ever do it?"}, {"start": 19239.5, "end": 19241.059999999998, "text": " As you level it, I forget."}, {"start": 19243.82, "end": 19244.94, "text": " Am I dumb?"}, {"start": 19244.94, "end": 19246.539999999997, "text": " You can only use it once per bet."}, {"start": 19248.42, "end": 19250.899999999998, "text": " This skill used to be so fucking busted, dude."}, {"start": 19251.98, "end": 19253.059999999998, "text": " It never healed stress."}, {"start": 19253.059999999998, "end": 19255.219999999998, "text": " Okay, I remember abusing this at one point,"}, {"start": 19255.22, "end": 19262.22, "text": " But I don't remember why, though."}, {"start": 19262.22, "end": 19265.22, "text": " Oh, I don't not remember my..."}, {"start": 19265.22, "end": 19267.22, "text": " Do you think I'm DD2?"}, {"start": 19267.22, "end": 19271.22, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 19271.22, "end": 19278.22, "text": " Maybe, maybe."}, {"start": 19278.22, "end": 19283.22, "text": " You can stack dodge and be immune to damage."}, {"start": 19283.22, "end": 19284.22, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 19287.14, "end": 19289.14, "text": " That's Epico, actually."}, {"start": 19294.5, "end": 19295.5, "text": " El Epico."}, {"start": 19297.22, "end": 19298.82, "text": " You know, maybe we have this guy..."}, {"start": 19299.940000000002, "end": 19301.14, "text": " I mean, he's not gonna do that much damage."}, {"start": 19304.98, "end": 19306.34, "text": " Gotta keep him blicked up."}, {"start": 19313.22, "end": 19320.22, "text": " We're just going to leave this on because we're either going to be doing white."}, {"start": 19320.22, "end": 19327.22, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 19327.22, "end": 19343.34, "text": " Okay, maybe we're not gonna Blackjack fellas."}, {"start": 19343.34, "end": 19345.5, "text": " Okay!"}, {"start": 19345.5, "end": 19355.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19355.5, "end": 19369.5, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 19369.5, "end": 19381.82, "text": " pull up."}, {"start": 19381.82, "end": 19384.1, "text": " pull up."}, {"start": 19384.1, "end": 19391.86, "text": " alright."}, {"start": 19391.86, "end": 19398.86, "text": " Lcampo skill."}, {"start": 19398.86, "end": 19402.14, "text": " good. I know you're good. Gohan Blanco. You're always prepared."}, {"start": 19407.74, "end": 19410.3, "text": " Can he cast this on himself? I don't know. We'll see."}, {"start": 19419.100000000002, "end": 19424.86, "text": " Gohan Blanco? Yeah. What are the end season, end of season rewards for this?"}, {"start": 19428.86, "end": 19433.8, "text": " I got bad news, man."}, {"start": 19433.8, "end": 19434.8, "text": " I don't think there is a..."}, {"start": 19434.8, "end": 19438.34, "text": " This might just be like a single-player game."}, {"start": 19438.34, "end": 19439.34, "text": " Or some shit."}, {"start": 19439.34, "end": 19449.420000000002, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 19449.420000000002, "end": 19452.46, "text": " They still make those?"}, {"start": 19452.46, "end": 19456.82, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 19456.82, "end": 19485.82, "text": " they do. Unkslop. It's not Unkslop. Lots of people enjoy this."}, {"start": 19485.82, "end": 19506.22, "text": " Fuck it, dude. Fuck it, dude. Maximum torture, dude."}, {"start": 19506.22, "end": 19510.38, "text": " So our bank and our amount of money is going to cover those provisions and we're actually"}, {"start": 19510.38, "end": 19518.06, "text": " gonna make money. Also look at our scouting cans. Oh fuck! I don't even have to fucking"}, {"start": 19518.06, "end": 19521.22, "text": " camp if I don't want to, dude."}, {"start": 19527.940000000002, "end": 19532.22, "text": " Didn't have to do that. Man, shut up dude. I gotta get some water."}, {"start": 19532.22, "end": 19537.56, "text": " The fiends must be driven back. And what better place to begin than the seat of our"}, {"start": 19537.56, "end": 19543.56, "text": " noble line yes lord yeah we're back"}, {"start": 19567.56, "end": 19569.56, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19581.56, "end": 19583.56, "text": " Who's taking this? I'm just a lady."}, {"start": 19597.56, "end": 19614.16, "text": " So I have a family to spend Easter with."}, {"start": 19614.16, "end": 19616.56, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19616.56, "end": 19617.56, "text": " It's all been online."}, {"start": 19617.56, "end": 19618.56, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 19618.56, "end": 19622.56, "text": " I think Kyle could turn head of right guys."}, {"start": 19622.56, "end": 19625.56, "text": " Can I go in this?"}, {"start": 19625.56, "end": 19627.56, "text": " Hey guys."}, {"start": 19627.56, "end": 19629.56, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 19633.56, "end": 19635.56, "text": " How much HP did I have?"}, {"start": 19639.56, "end": 19641.56, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19655.56, "end": 19660.56, "text": " ETO!"}, {"start": 19660.56, "end": 19667.56, "text": " I think my 2022 New Year's Resolution Fission finished Yakuza like last year when I asked."}, {"start": 19667.56, "end": 19670.56, "text": " Yeah man, I'll totally do that."}, {"start": 19670.56, "end": 19673.56, "text": " Psss, I got you bro. Don't worry."}, {"start": 19673.56, "end": 19679.56, "text": " I can't wait."}, {"start": 19679.56, "end": 19682.56, "text": " Why throw something nice away prematurely?"}, {"start": 19682.56, "end": 19686.760000000002, "text": " You know, Carpetier meant memento mori."}, {"start": 19686.760000000002, "end": 19689.56, "text": " Well, if that's how you feel."}, {"start": 19693.56, "end": 19694.56, "text": " That's it!"}, {"start": 19698.56, "end": 19701.56, "text": " That wasn't a Persona 3 reference, you fucking weeaboo."}, {"start": 19704.56, "end": 19709.56, "text": " League players might be the most subhuman trash that I've ever encountered on the internet."}, {"start": 19712.56, "end": 19718.600000000002, "text": " This girl's got to be pretty messed up if her own sister's afraid of her."}, {"start": 19718.600000000002, "end": 19725.68, "text": " To set upon a most reprehensible sight."}, {"start": 19725.68, "end": 19731.54, "text": " For I had been one to change his nappy on occasion."}, {"start": 19731.54, "end": 19739.08, "text": " The absorbency of said nappy soaking in the piss that would flow freely from his body."}, {"start": 19739.08, "end": 19750.4, "text": " in liquid out but now it lies at the bottom of this chamber pot as well as"}, {"start": 19750.4, "end": 19756.84, "text": " the diarrhea shit that left his ass my hands shake as I reach for the chamber"}, {"start": 19756.84, "end": 19766.760000000002, "text": " pot my senses assailed with the stew of waste and I wonder how could it have"}, {"start": 19766.760000000002, "end": 19775.56, "text": " gotten worse than it was before. I've seen Black Tar escape his anus. How is it worse"}, {"start": 19775.56, "end": 19778.120000000003, "text": " than the Black Tar poop, but it's worse."}, {"start": 19796.760000000002, "end": 19822.760000000002, "text": " I'm in danger."}, {"start": 19822.760000000002, "end": 19824.760000000002, "text": " Thanks!"}, {"start": 19838.760000000002, "end": 19840.760000000002, "text": " Thanks, Manny!"}, {"start": 19852.760000000002, "end": 19854.760000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19876.480000000003, "end": 19878.480000000003, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 19878.48, "end": 19885.48, "text": " Can England win Euro 2024? No one gives a fuck, dude. No one cares."}, {"start": 19908.48, "end": 19922.0, "text": " So, what's the fucking point of lighting the scots?"}, {"start": 19922.0, "end": 19924.2, "text": " Oh no, dude!"}, {"start": 19924.2, "end": 19925.2, "text": " NOOOOO!"}, {"start": 19955.2, "end": 19964.48, "text": " Yeah, I don't know. I got a DM from someone who said that he knows a couple of smaller"}, {"start": 19964.48, "end": 19974.8, "text": " streamers who got banned for memeing about. That guy getting shot, so. I gotta relax on"}, {"start": 19974.8, "end": 19983.68, "text": " the CEO death memes. Hitler did nothing wrong. Oh. Okay, it makes"}, {"start": 19983.68, "end": 19985.68, "text": " So guys I need"}, {"start": 19989.920000000002, "end": 19995.760000000002, "text": " You're just not realizing that I chronicled that particular change when they released Tasha's conjuring"}, {"start": 19996.16, "end": 19998.48, "text": " tales of the tales of"}, {"start": 19999.0, "end": 20002.16, "text": " Farron approximately 3.5 years ago in my fifth"}, {"start": 20003.24, "end": 20005.24, "text": " fifth edition game in the Pathfinder League"}, {"start": 20005.24, "end": 20007.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20010.56, "end": 20015.4, "text": " Do shut up my friend funk daddy, he sucks at starcraft"}, {"start": 20017.800000000003, "end": 20019.800000000003, "text": " Shut up"}, {"start": 20023.4, "end": 20029.920000000002, "text": " The match is struck a blazing star is born. I do not oh wait no we're good"}, {"start": 20035.24, "end": 20037.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20043.56, "end": 20047.760000000002, "text": " Their formation is broken maintain the offensive"}, {"start": 20054.16, "end": 20057.04, "text": " This is an L classic O team for me"}, {"start": 20059.480000000003, "end": 20061.480000000003, "text": " Anyway watch me for this day"}, {"start": 20065.24, "end": 20095.0, "text": " I'll go on my torches."}, {"start": 20095.0, "end": 20100.0, "text": " You know, maybe this?"}, {"start": 20110.68, "end": 20111.96, "text": " Dude, you're gonna pump."}, {"start": 20111.96, "end": 20112.8, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 20112.8, "end": 20129.8, "text": " I'm poop stacking BTW."}, {"start": 20129.8, "end": 20153.52, "text": " Oh, obliterated."}, {"start": 20153.52, "end": 20156.52, "text": " Destroyed."}, {"start": 20156.52, "end": 20175.04, "text": " a man slayer."}, {"start": 20175.04, "end": 20177.04, "text": " Decimated"}, {"start": 20180.36, "end": 20184.36, "text": " As victories mount so too will resistance"}, {"start": 20187.96, "end": 20189.96, "text": " Good luck"}, {"start": 20191.2, "end": 20193.2, "text": " Oh man"}, {"start": 20201.64, "end": 20204.440000000002, "text": " Well time to hit him with the yield camper room"}, {"start": 20205.04, "end": 20227.440000000002, "text": " A spark without kindling is a goal without hope."}, {"start": 20227.44, "end": 20231.199999999997, "text": " the light the promise of safety"}, {"start": 20244.0, "end": 20252.239999999998, "text": " even the cold stone seems bent on preventing passage"}, {"start": 20257.44, "end": 20276.64, "text": " Annihilated."}, {"start": 20276.64, "end": 20278.64, "text": " Surges has the enemy crumbled."}, {"start": 20288.96, "end": 20290.96, "text": " Another one falls."}, {"start": 20299.68, "end": 20301.68, "text": " Impressive."}, {"start": 20306.64, "end": 20312.64, "text": " The wounds of war can be healed, but never hidden."}, {"start": 20315.64, "end": 20319.64, "text": " This expedition at least promises success."}, {"start": 20325.64, "end": 20328.64, "text": " Omega Scout!"}, {"start": 20336.64, "end": 20344.559999999998, "text": " If only treasure could staunch the flow of motherworldly corruption."}, {"start": 20344.559999999998, "end": 20347.239999999998, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 20347.239999999998, "end": 20364.36, "text": " Oh yeah, but..."}, {"start": 20364.36, "end": 20368.22, "text": " The stop is only the first test now it must be carried home"}, {"start": 20375.46, "end": 20377.46, "text": " Why"}, {"start": 20378.86, "end": 20381.22, "text": " Isn't that work I understand"}, {"start": 20384.46, "end": 20386.46, "text": " He'll the dog"}, {"start": 20386.46, "end": 20388.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 20393.219999999998, "end": 20396.86, "text": " Continually on slot destroy them"}, {"start": 20407.42, "end": 20409.42, "text": " Die"}, {"start": 20416.46, "end": 20421.26, "text": " Slowly, gently, this is how a life is taken."}, {"start": 20426.78, "end": 20433.26, "text": " Well, that's pretty lucky."}, {"start": 20433.260000000002, "end": 20456.460000000003, "text": " As the fiend falls, a fainthole blossoms."}, {"start": 20456.46, "end": 20458.46, "text": " No, please"}, {"start": 20459.46, "end": 20461.46, "text": " You're free"}, {"start": 20473.1, "end": 20479.16, "text": " The way is lit the pass is clear we require only the strength to follow it"}, {"start": 20486.46, "end": 20512.16, "text": " You don't want to have a grandpire, Moon Moon?"}, {"start": 20512.16, "end": 20519.16, "text": " Where's this guy talking about?"}, {"start": 20519.16, "end": 20522.16, "text": " Oh, Grandpa Vampire."}, {"start": 20522.16, "end": 20525.16, "text": " I get it."}, {"start": 20525.16, "end": 20530.16, "text": " No."}, {"start": 20530.16, "end": 20537.16, "text": " Nay."}, {"start": 20537.16, "end": 20544.16, "text": " First person to ever say the word grandmire."}, {"start": 20544.16, "end": 20546.16, "text": " Ulish horrors."}, {"start": 20546.16, "end": 20550.16, "text": " Brought low and driven into the mud."}, {"start": 20550.16, "end": 20555.16, "text": " Not wrong."}, {"start": 20555.16, "end": 20561.16, "text": " This channel? Correct."}, {"start": 20567.16, "end": 20569.16, "text": " Get over here!"}, {"start": 20581.16, "end": 20582.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 20587.16, "end": 20589.16, "text": " 42 Dombs."}, {"start": 20589.16, "end": 20599.16, "text": " He'd be in the ass right now."}, {"start": 20599.16, "end": 20605.16, "text": " Eel."}, {"start": 20605.16, "end": 20610.16, "text": " Eel."}, {"start": 20610.16, "end": 20630.48, "text": " Can we drop our torch?"}, {"start": 20630.48, "end": 20632.48, "text": " Should we?"}, {"start": 20632.48, "end": 20633.48, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 20633.48, "end": 20643.48, "text": " Writes and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place."}, {"start": 20643.48, "end": 20660.079999999998, "text": " Circle in the dark, the battle may yet be won."}, {"start": 20660.08, "end": 20671.280000000002, "text": " I'm pretty sure that was a super scout."}, {"start": 20671.280000000002, "end": 20684.68, "text": " So if there's a second one, it's over here."}, {"start": 20684.68, "end": 20686.68, "text": " Why drop the torch?"}, {"start": 20686.68, "end": 20688.68, "text": " Because I think I have enough."}, {"start": 20707.68, "end": 20709.68, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 20710.68, "end": 20712.68, "text": " I've done the, I've done the calculus challenge."}, {"start": 20716.68, "end": 20726.68, "text": " ouch"}, {"start": 20726.68, "end": 20736.68, "text": " ouch"}, {"start": 20736.68, "end": 20738.68, "text": " I probably should have hit that guy."}, {"start": 20745.02, "end": 20747.02, "text": " Now we..."}, {"start": 20759.68, "end": 20761.68, "text": " Get over here, bitch."}, {"start": 20766.68, "end": 20784.68, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 20784.68, "end": 20793.68, "text": " Skip."}, {"start": 20793.68, "end": 20800.68, "text": " Hmm, we'll leave it, we'll leave it."}, {"start": 20823.68, "end": 20826.68, "text": " bruh bruh bruh"}, {"start": 20835.68, "end": 20838.68, "text": " what was that"}, {"start": 20845.68, "end": 20850.68, "text": " why does the narrator have to be such a blast killer? someone replied he's dead"}, {"start": 20850.68, "end": 20854.68, "text": " Yeah, he is. He is dead."}, {"start": 20856.68, "end": 20858.68, "text": " Not incorrect."}, {"start": 20864.68, "end": 20866.68, "text": " We need at least two keys."}, {"start": 20870.68, "end": 20872.68, "text": " We could probably get greedy with our torches."}, {"start": 20880.68, "end": 20883.68, "text": " The bullets are lifted and purpose is made clear."}, {"start": 20893.68, "end": 20895.68, "text": " Masterfully executed."}, {"start": 20910.68, "end": 20929.52, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 20929.52, "end": 20938.24, "text": " Stab this fool."}, {"start": 20938.24, "end": 20944.24, "text": " Success so clearly in view or is it merely a trick to the light"}, {"start": 20948.960000000003, "end": 20954.920000000002, "text": " And now the darkness holds dominion black as death"}, {"start": 20968.24, "end": 20970.24, "text": " Probably you."}, {"start": 20982.24, "end": 20984.24, "text": " No disease, please."}, {"start": 20985.24, "end": 20987.24, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 20987.24, "end": 21015.800000000003, "text": " This is 2k right now."}, {"start": 21015.8, "end": 21017.8, "text": " 1, 2k? No, I'm good, I'm good."}, {"start": 21042.52, "end": 21044.52, "text": " Gohan, Poloncho."}, {"start": 21045.8, "end": 21067.92, "text": " Why didn't you buy for streamer you?"}, {"start": 21067.920000000002, "end": 21069.920000000002, "text": " I'm a loser."}, {"start": 21069.920000000002, "end": 21074.920000000002, "text": " They're cursing champion falls."}, {"start": 21074.920000000002, "end": 21079.920000000002, "text": " Dodge."}, {"start": 21079.920000000002, "end": 21087.920000000002, "text": " You're dead to believe."}, {"start": 21087.920000000002, "end": 21091.920000000002, "text": " Loser."}, {"start": 21091.920000000002, "end": 21095.920000000002, "text": " The ground quakes."}, {"start": 21095.920000000002, "end": 21097.920000000002, "text": " More relics for seven."}, {"start": 21105.920000000002, "end": 21107.920000000002, "text": " It seemed kind of box."}, {"start": 21107.920000000002, "end": 21109.920000000002, "text": " We're kind of stacked on trinkets though."}, {"start": 21125.920000000002, "end": 21144.72, "text": " Sometimes you just gotta give them the shit."}, {"start": 21144.72, "end": 21152.72, "text": " How I long for the day this will do too, perter."}, {"start": 21152.72, "end": 21181.72, "text": " This looks like an adult swim bumper at 3am from 2009."}, {"start": 21181.72, "end": 21200.120000000003, "text": " The game?"}, {"start": 21200.12, "end": 21203.2, "text": " He's saying it looks uncanny."}, {"start": 21203.2, "end": 21208.28, "text": " Which I suppose it does."}, {"start": 21208.28, "end": 21216.84, "text": " What are you talking about me?"}, {"start": 21216.84, "end": 21223.239999999998, "text": " Which I suppose I do."}, {"start": 21223.239999999998, "end": 21226.28, "text": " We're gonna get that second Secret Roof Bells."}, {"start": 21226.28, "end": 21228.28, "text": " Finally time"}, {"start": 21238.96, "end": 21243.199999999997, "text": " Why we're so stealth whoa fuck you"}, {"start": 21243.2, "end": 21245.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 21250.2, "end": 21252.2, "text": " Can there be two Sikurums?"}, {"start": 21252.2, "end": 21256.2, "text": " I read in Twitch chat that there can be two on long missions."}, {"start": 21261.2, "end": 21263.2, "text": " Ouch!"}, {"start": 21269.2, "end": 21272.2, "text": " Is that the truth? Maybe not."}, {"start": 21273.2, "end": 21279.2, "text": " backline grave robber is so china meadow"}, {"start": 21285.2, "end": 21286.2, "text": " down for a lot"}, {"start": 21287.2, "end": 21288.2, "text": " what matters though"}, {"start": 21303.2, "end": 21305.2, "text": " UAE Meta?"}, {"start": 21305.2, "end": 21307.2, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 21309.2, "end": 21311.2, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 21324.2, "end": 21327.2, "text": " Well, lander beats for god, silly."}, {"start": 21327.2, "end": 21339.12, "text": " We have four torches."}, {"start": 21339.12, "end": 21341.12, "text": " Seize this momentum."}, {"start": 21341.12, "end": 21350.12, "text": " Push on to the task's end."}, {"start": 21350.12, "end": 21360.12, "text": " Oh crap."}, {"start": 21360.12, "end": 21370.12, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 21370.12, "end": 21372.12, "text": " Crap. Yippee!"}, {"start": 21380.76, "end": 21382.76, "text": " Big Crap."}, {"start": 21391.719999999998, "end": 21396.68, "text": " It's just like machine work for these guys. Block work, I mean."}, {"start": 21396.68, "end": 21412.72, "text": " It's just like clockwork, fellas."}, {"start": 21412.72, "end": 21416.32, "text": " People say machine work."}, {"start": 21416.32, "end": 21424.88, "text": " I swear."}, {"start": 21424.88, "end": 21426.88, "text": " They say it all of the time."}, {"start": 21428.88, "end": 21430.88, "text": " Am I playing with all of the DLCs yet?"}, {"start": 21440.88, "end": 21442.88, "text": " Hey, another hunger check."}, {"start": 21447.88, "end": 21450.88, "text": " Oh, I'm so unconfident right now, though."}, {"start": 21450.88, "end": 21454.88, "text": " Oh, I just don't know if we're going to make it, dude."}, {"start": 21454.88, "end": 21457.88, "text": " Oh, Flood."}, {"start": 21457.88, "end": 21460.88, "text": " So scary."}, {"start": 21467.88, "end": 21470.88, "text": " Incoming."}, {"start": 21470.88, "end": 21474.88, "text": " Okay, I'm a loser."}, {"start": 21480.88, "end": 21498.08, "text": " DD tube is better since you can play on your phone."}, {"start": 21498.08, "end": 21510.4, "text": " But you don't have a steam deck chatter?"}, {"start": 21510.4, "end": 21517.4, "text": " That's no steam deck."}, {"start": 21529.08, "end": 21531.440000000002, "text": " Bro, I just can't carry anything else."}, {"start": 21531.440000000002, "end": 21534.56, "text": " I gotta save..."}, {"start": 21534.56, "end": 21537.56, "text": " everything."}, {"start": 21540.4, "end": 21552.120000000003, "text": " A fortune waiting to be spent."}, {"start": 21552.12, "end": 21577.879999999997, "text": " The darkness holds much worse than mere trickery and boogeymen."}, {"start": 21577.88, "end": 21580.88, "text": " I know skin mods to make them make it anime girls."}, {"start": 21584.88, "end": 21585.88, "text": " Oh no man."}, {"start": 21598.88, "end": 21599.88, "text": " Am I a loser?"}, {"start": 21607.88, "end": 21617.88, "text": " Ostensibly, nice work, nice work."}, {"start": 21617.88, "end": 21627.88, "text": " Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 21627.88, "end": 21631.88, "text": " What? Hold up."}, {"start": 21631.88, "end": 21634.88, "text": " You, friend."}, {"start": 21634.88, "end": 21636.88, "text": " Tough."}, {"start": 21636.88, "end": 21638.88, "text": " The Mad Slam!"}, {"start": 21666.88, "end": 21674.52, "text": " I need a key for that room. Damn, our inventory is stack-a-re-no."}, {"start": 21686.280000000002, "end": 21694.440000000002, "text": " Isn't that microphone in your field of vision, isn't it annoying? Now it is."}, {"start": 21696.88, "end": 21710.36, "text": " You son of a bitch."}, {"start": 21710.36, "end": 21716.36, "text": " Do you sing us a song, perhaps, Chief Keith?"}, {"start": 21716.36, "end": 21717.36, "text": " I don't like it."}, {"start": 21717.36, "end": 21720.36, "text": " I don't know if that's the name of this song."}, {"start": 21720.36, "end": 21729.32, "text": " I think he just says, that's that shit I don't like."}, {"start": 21729.32, "end": 21730.32, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 21730.32, "end": 21731.32, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 21731.32, "end": 21732.32, "text": " I'm not closer."}, {"start": 21732.32, "end": 21744.32, "text": " I'm not a cheeky panda."}, {"start": 21744.32, "end": 21745.32, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 21745.32, "end": 21764.12, "text": " Well, that's not what I wanted."}, {"start": 21764.12, "end": 21768.48, "text": " That is not what we wanted, fellas."}, {"start": 21768.48, "end": 21775.48, "text": " This probably sells for $11.25, which is technically more than enough."}, {"start": 21775.48, "end": 21778.64, "text": " Room by room, hall by hall."}, {"start": 21778.64, "end": 21785.2, "text": " We reclaim what is ours."}, {"start": 21785.2, "end": 21788.0, "text": " That's a bad one."}, {"start": 21788.0, "end": 21793.12, "text": " Let each help the other, and in so doing, help themselves."}, {"start": 21793.12, "end": 21797.239999999998, "text": " restrictions removed for next quest."}, {"start": 21806.36, "end": 21813.96, "text": " Boner! Ha ha ha ha! Well, you got to go near now I'm sorry."}, {"start": 21813.96, "end": 21819.76, "text": " Meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow."}, {"start": 21819.760000000002, "end": 21824.52, "text": " What do we got on the doggone?"}, {"start": 21824.52, "end": 21826.02, "text": " Another long mission?"}, {"start": 21826.02, "end": 21832.600000000002, "text": " We'll get a Cove long mission."}, {"start": 21832.600000000002, "end": 21846.600000000002, "text": " I don't think this is very good."}, {"start": 21846.600000000002, "end": 21855.04, "text": " Thank you for helping out Brainworms."}, {"start": 21855.04, "end": 21860.08, "text": " Nah, he's the vampire now, dude."}, {"start": 21860.08, "end": 21875.440000000002, "text": " We could fight the thing from the stars."}, {"start": 21875.44, "end": 21878.94, "text": " Who would we use?"}, {"start": 21878.94, "end": 21887.94, "text": " I think we need..."}, {"start": 21887.94, "end": 21890.94, "text": " people with armor piercing or dots."}, {"start": 21890.94, "end": 21901.94, "text": " That's what we need."}, {"start": 21901.94, "end": 21906.94, "text": " Oh look, it's all the guys."}, {"start": 21906.94, "end": 21909.94, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 21909.94, "end": 21913.94, "text": " Wowzer."}, {"start": 21927.94, "end": 21930.94, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 21931.94, "end": 21946.539999999997, "text": " Did the thing from the stars have a eye stun resist?"}, {"start": 21946.539999999997, "end": 21951.3, "text": " How'd that work?"}, {"start": 21951.3, "end": 21955.26, "text": " 90%?"}, {"start": 21955.26, "end": 21958.18, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 21958.18, "end": 21961.18, "text": " What the flip?"}, {"start": 21961.18, "end": 21979.58, "text": " It's 69% stun resistance."}, {"start": 21979.58, "end": 21981.58, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 21989.100000000002, "end": 21991.100000000002, "text": " Sorry"}, {"start": 22000.38, "end": 22002.38, "text": " Man definitely want to bring this guy"}, {"start": 22002.38, "end": 22014.18, "text": " Batchy Sam could be good."}, {"start": 22014.18, "end": 22017.18, "text": " The Deplague Docker."}, {"start": 22017.18, "end": 22028.38, "text": " Hey, what the hell are you going to do here?"}, {"start": 22028.38, "end": 22029.38, "text": " Oh, we got..."}, {"start": 22029.38, "end": 22030.38, "text": " You can't bring it."}, {"start": 22030.38, "end": 22031.38, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 22031.38, "end": 22049.58, "text": " And then, Dismiss seems okay."}, {"start": 22049.58, "end": 22057.58, "text": " What is that icon surrounding the party UI?"}, {"start": 22057.58, "end": 22063.100000000002, "text": " It's a town event called Helping Hand where they can go on missions regardless of their"}, {"start": 22063.100000000002, "end": 22067.620000000003, "text": " level."}, {"start": 22067.62, "end": 22085.98, "text": " I see it's the left of the plague doctor."}, {"start": 22085.98, "end": 22093.82, "text": " This guy called me an abominator."}, {"start": 22093.82, "end": 22095.44, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 22095.44, "end": 22101.9, "text": " Fuck you, dude."}, {"start": 22101.9, "end": 22108.26, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 22108.26, "end": 22109.54, "text": " We got the armor, Pierce."}, {"start": 22109.54, "end": 22111.94, "text": " That's very nice."}, {"start": 22111.94, "end": 22114.739999999998, "text": " I wonder what would be better."}, {"start": 22114.739999999998, "end": 22121.42, "text": " Dude, you have like 80%, right?"}, {"start": 22121.420000000002, "end": 22128.420000000002, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 22128.420000000002, "end": 22137.420000000002, "text": " Mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama"}, {"start": 22137.420000000002, "end": 22146.420000000002, "text": " We don't need the pole cause, yield, murder mancurrican pole."}, {"start": 22146.420000000002, "end": 22171.260000000002, "text": " I guess the big issue here is going to be stress."}, {"start": 22171.260000000002, "end": 22173.260000000002, "text": " Who fluggin' cared here?"}, {"start": 22178.620000000003, "end": 22180.620000000003, "text": " Uh, we're gonna have to use artillery."}, {"start": 22187.06, "end": 22188.06, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 22195.460000000003, "end": 22196.460000000003, "text": " I guess?"}, {"start": 22201.260000000002, "end": 22211.260000000002, "text": " Uh, we could use this as well instead of throwing dagger."}, {"start": 22211.260000000002, "end": 22220.74, "text": " Could do boom, boom, now if I get him with the pick, huh?"}, {"start": 22220.74, "end": 22221.74, "text": " Actually..."}, {"start": 22221.74, "end": 22228.260000000002, "text": " No, it's still three per tick."}, {"start": 22228.260000000002, "end": 22249.06, "text": " Jesus, the Hedgehog."}, {"start": 22249.06, "end": 22254.660000000003, "text": " Tucker now, what is that?"}, {"start": 22254.66, "end": 22265.86, "text": " Winded fringe."}, {"start": 22265.86, "end": 22267.36, "text": " Anyone with syphilis?"}, {"start": 22267.36, "end": 22268.36, "text": " Nay."}, {"start": 22268.36, "end": 22274.86, "text": " What's in the shop?"}, {"start": 22274.86, "end": 22275.86, "text": " Wowza!"}, {"start": 22275.86, "end": 22279.86, "text": " My favorite Jesus song?"}, {"start": 22279.86, "end": 22282.86, "text": " I don't really have one, man."}, {"start": 22282.86, "end": 22286.86, "text": " What about yours, bro?"}, {"start": 22286.86, "end": 22290.74, "text": " Why not?"}, {"start": 22290.74, "end": 22296.86, "text": " I just don't know any good Jesus song."}, {"start": 22296.86, "end": 22300.86, "text": " Roy?"}, {"start": 22300.86, "end": 22307.86, "text": " That's right, Roy."}, {"start": 22307.86, "end": 22308.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22308.86, "end": 22317.86, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 22317.86, "end": 22321.86, "text": " Jesus walks by Kanye West, says the chatter or not me."}, {"start": 22321.86, "end": 22324.86, "text": " Yeah, I'm sure that one's awesome."}, {"start": 22324.86, "end": 22327.86, "text": " Turns to the crowd."}, {"start": 22327.86, "end": 22330.86, "text": " I don't think it's actually awesome."}, {"start": 22330.86, "end": 22337.86, "text": " Ha ha ha."}, {"start": 22337.86, "end": 22339.86, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 22346.86, "end": 22348.86, "text": " For Shendo Box."}, {"start": 22349.86, "end": 22351.86, "text": " Let's get you a beefy."}, {"start": 22355.86, "end": 22358.86, "text": " Uh, hold on. 9 to 17. 9 to 17."}, {"start": 22359.86, "end": 22363.86, "text": " Just a loss of 1 speed while retaining 2 HP? W?"}, {"start": 22367.86, "end": 22379.98, "text": " Let's see, thing from the stars."}, {"start": 22379.98, "end": 22397.7, "text": " Stun resistance, 85% plus 135, it'll be 145, so that's like a 50% chance, that's not bad."}, {"start": 22397.7, "end": 22413.38, "text": " It's more than what else would we put on this guy some speed plus dongerino this"}, {"start": 22413.38, "end": 22417.7, "text": " guy this guy only guards in that fight I think"}, {"start": 22422.82, "end": 22425.82, "text": " I don't know my"}, {"start": 22427.7, "end": 22434.7, "text": " Am I just running reruns of old streams?"}, {"start": 22434.7, "end": 22436.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22436.7, "end": 22439.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 22439.7, "end": 22442.7, "text": " There!"}, {"start": 22442.7, "end": 22447.7, "text": " What do we put on this dude?"}, {"start": 22447.7, "end": 22451.7, "text": " Maybe we hit him with some prod."}, {"start": 22451.7, "end": 22465.940000000002, "text": " What guide am I using?"}, {"start": 22465.940000000002, "end": 22470.18, "text": " I'm not using a guide, I'm using a couple of mods that make it impossible for me to"}, {"start": 22470.18, "end": 22475.66, "text": " lose."}, {"start": 22475.66, "end": 22487.26, "text": " the crit mod. This guy's like a ruins god by the way look at this."}, {"start": 22487.260000000002, "end": 22507.460000000003, "text": " What was his debuff resistance alone?"}, {"start": 22507.460000000003, "end": 22510.460000000003, "text": " 40%."}, {"start": 22510.46, "end": 22528.34, "text": " percent. I don't think it's worth it to have this. The stun would be good, though. We could"}, {"start": 22528.34, "end": 22530.34, "text": " get that up to a 1-7."}, {"start": 22534.34, "end": 22535.34, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 22542.34, "end": 22543.34, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 22544.34, "end": 22547.34, "text": " Am I using the dimmest mod? Yeah. Yeah."}, {"start": 22548.34, "end": 22550.34, "text": " I don't know what to put on this guy."}, {"start": 22558.34, "end": 22565.34, "text": " I mean, this is just free HP, right?"}, {"start": 22565.34, "end": 22570.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 22570.34, "end": 22583.34, "text": " Let's kill Duthing from Dustars."}, {"start": 22583.34, "end": 22588.34, "text": " To prosecute our war against the swine who must first scout their squalid homes."}, {"start": 22588.34, "end": 22592.34, "text": " Give him the map? Yeah, we should have given him the map actually."}, {"start": 22601.34, "end": 22603.34, "text": " Oh well, too late now."}, {"start": 22605.34, "end": 22607.34, "text": " No trap please."}, {"start": 22613.34, "end": 22625.9, "text": " purpose I said please"}, {"start": 22630.420000000002, "end": 22641.82, "text": " hold on let's camp here first a spark without kindling as a goal without hope"}, {"start": 22643.34, "end": 22645.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22658.58, "end": 22660.58, "text": " Got four points"}, {"start": 22664.3, "end": 22668.38, "text": " The match is struck a blazing star is born"}, {"start": 22669.46, "end": 22671.46, "text": " Please be here"}, {"start": 22671.46, "end": 22686.46, "text": " I didn't realize Lunge did more damage than his blood at home."}, {"start": 22686.46, "end": 22691.46, "text": " Impressive."}, {"start": 22691.46, "end": 22705.98, "text": " Impressive."}, {"start": 22705.98, "end": 22732.78, "text": " clarified in a single strike."}, {"start": 22732.78, "end": 22748.699999999997, "text": " I don't know if we're doing a lot of damage here fellas."}, {"start": 22748.7, "end": 22763.54, "text": " Let's stack up some fraud on him, I think."}, {"start": 22763.54, "end": 22770.54, "text": " Why should I guard someone else?"}, {"start": 22793.54, "end": 22818.54, "text": " Yeah, what if you group this guy down?"}, {"start": 22818.54, "end": 22833.260000000002, "text": " He best."}, {"start": 22833.260000000002, "end": 22836.260000000002, "text": " Mastering fear consumes the mind."}, {"start": 22849.260000000002, "end": 22851.260000000002, "text": " He's got no blight on him anymore!"}, {"start": 22863.260000000002, "end": 22889.260000000002, "text": " of"}, {"start": 22919.260000000002, "end": 22933.38, "text": " balanced another abomination cleansed from our"}, {"start": 22933.38, "end": 22934.38, "text": " Focus."}, {"start": 22940.38, "end": 22941.38, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 22942.38, "end": 22943.38, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 22958.38, "end": 22959.38, "text": " One block out!"}, {"start": 22963.38, "end": 22967.38, "text": " The walls close in. The shadows whisper of conspiracy."}, {"start": 22976.38, "end": 22978.38, "text": " Another one falls."}, {"start": 23008.38, "end": 23010.38, "text": " Holy..."}, {"start": 23010.38, "end": 23012.38, "text": " Holy..."}, {"start": 23035.38, "end": 23037.38, "text": " We gone, Fiend!"}, {"start": 23038.38, "end": 23056.14, "text": " Their formation is broken, maintain the offensive."}, {"start": 23056.14, "end": 23064.58, "text": " Continue the onslaught, destroy them all."}, {"start": 23064.58, "end": 23073.18, "text": " Those may indeed stalk these shadows, but yonder, a glint of gold."}, {"start": 23073.18, "end": 23076.420000000002, "text": " The way is lit, the path is clear."}, {"start": 23076.420000000002, "end": 23090.7, "text": " We require only the strength to follow it."}, {"start": 23090.7, "end": 23097.7, "text": " the fiend falls. Afraid hope blossoms."}, {"start": 23120.7, "end": 23127.7, "text": " Press this advantage and give them no quarter."}, {"start": 23127.7, "end": 23142.7, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles."}, {"start": 23142.7, "end": 23154.34, "text": " The confidence surges as the enemy crumbles."}, {"start": 23154.34, "end": 23157.54, "text": " Success so clearly in view."}, {"start": 23157.54, "end": 23160.54, "text": " Or is it merely a trick of the light?"}, {"start": 23187.54, "end": 23196.420000000002, "text": " the light the promise of safety damn it"}, {"start": 23196.420000000002, "end": 23204.3, "text": " horrifying memory brought back into the spotlight by a tortured mind"}, {"start": 23204.3, "end": 23211.3, "text": " Let's see if we can get him."}, {"start": 23211.3, "end": 23218.3, "text": " Let's see if we can get him."}, {"start": 23218.3, "end": 23229.3, "text": " Let's see if we can get him."}, {"start": 23229.3, "end": 23231.94, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 23289.3, "end": 23305.34, "text": " Even the aged oak will fall to the tempest's wind."}, {"start": 23305.34, "end": 23327.34, "text": " How quickly the tide turns."}, {"start": 23327.34, "end": 23353.34, "text": " That's devastating blow!"}, {"start": 23353.34, "end": 23358.34, "text": " Come on, Mia."}, {"start": 23358.34, "end": 23379.34, "text": " Stop pissing everyone off, man."}, {"start": 23379.34, "end": 23384.54, "text": " brilliant confluence of skill and purpose I heal a bunch of the stress"}, {"start": 23405.86, "end": 23407.86, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 23439.34, "end": 23446.34, "text": " Oh, obliterated."}, {"start": 23446.34, "end": 23459.34, "text": " Fuck the hell, man!"}, {"start": 23459.34, "end": 23466.34, "text": " Fuck the hell, man!"}, {"start": 23482.34, "end": 23485.34, "text": " Right, happens every time they get saved."}, {"start": 23489.34, "end": 23496.34, "text": " Yeah, you hit that corpse, buddy."}, {"start": 23519.34, "end": 23530.34, "text": " Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place."}, {"start": 23549.34, "end": 23551.34, "text": " I think we go on left."}, {"start": 23579.34, "end": 23608.34, "text": " Destroy it!"}, {"start": 23608.34, "end": 23611.62, "text": " But your terrible assault cannot be left unanswered."}, {"start": 23618.22, "end": 23619.54, "text": " Annihilated."}, {"start": 23626.7, "end": 23627.7, "text": " Mama Mia."}, {"start": 23630.1, "end": 23634.1, "text": " Darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men."}, {"start": 23638.34, "end": 23648.34, "text": " Go ahead and get your cramp buddy."}, {"start": 23648.34, "end": 23664.34, "text": " There can be no hope in this hell, no hope at all."}, {"start": 23694.34, "end": 23714.34, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23714.34, "end": 23740.66, "text": " The thing from the stars is a jerk."}, {"start": 23740.66, "end": 23743.66, "text": " In radiance, may we find victory."}, {"start": 23770.66, "end": 23795.66, "text": " Every time he gets attacked here, they're both paranoid."}, {"start": 23795.66, "end": 23819.34, "text": " The darkness holds much worse than mere trickery and bogeyman."}, {"start": 23819.34, "end": 23823.3, "text": " As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted."}, {"start": 23823.3, "end": 23825.3, "text": " The status is made clear."}, {"start": 23849.34, "end": 23856.34, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 23856.34, "end": 23867.34, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 23867.34, "end": 23874.34, "text": " A powerful blow!"}, {"start": 23897.34, "end": 23926.34, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23926.34, "end": 23954.88, "text": " Or at least he hit the right person, good for you."}, {"start": 23954.88, "end": 23956.88, "text": " She marked herself."}, {"start": 23957.88, "end": 23959.88, "text": " Ulish horrors."}, {"start": 23959.88, "end": 23962.88, "text": " Brought low and driven into the mud."}, {"start": 23969.88, "end": 23972.88, "text": " Got it, the collector is here, needs some help."}, {"start": 23972.88, "end": 23974.88, "text": " The twisted faces of the damned."}, {"start": 23974.88, "end": 23978.88, "text": " Piled high and cloaked in malice."}, {"start": 23984.88, "end": 24010.88, "text": " Just trying to kill her so it'll stop!"}, {"start": 24010.88, "end": 24017.88, "text": " I'm going to use my shield to make it look like I'm going to use my shield."}, {"start": 24070.88, "end": 24097.88, "text": " Yes, I made it."}, {"start": 24097.88, "end": 24099.88, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 24157.88, "end": 24164.88, "text": " A singular strike!"}, {"start": 24247.88, "end": 24269.440000000002, "text": " And now, the darkness holds dominion, black as death."}, {"start": 24269.44, "end": 24273.879999999997, "text": " expedition at least promises success"}, {"start": 24299.44, "end": 24319.44, "text": " of"}, {"start": 24319.44, "end": 24328.44, "text": " the"}, {"start": 24328.44, "end": 24352.32, "text": " The ground quakes."}, {"start": 24352.32, "end": 24355.36, "text": " Time to perform beyond one's limits"}, {"start": 24412.32, "end": 24426.32, "text": " The"}, {"start": 24426.32, "end": 24435.56, "text": " death of my ninjas."}, {"start": 24435.56, "end": 24438.52, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 24438.52, "end": 24440.52, "text": " Stop"}, {"start": 24455.36, "end": 24459.68, "text": " Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"}, {"start": 24468.52, "end": 24482.760000000002, "text": " I don't think I could be unfortunate in like one room."}, {"start": 24482.760000000002, "end": 24486.760000000002, "text": " That could be unfortunate, literally, in the next room."}, {"start": 24508.760000000002, "end": 24510.760000000002, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 24512.760000000002, "end": 24523.760000000002, "text": " I already got one of these."}, {"start": 24523.760000000002, "end": 24537.280000000002, "text": " Oh yeah, we're about to do shovels."}, {"start": 24537.28, "end": 24539.28, "text": " We'll drop them next."}, {"start": 24543.28, "end": 24545.28, "text": " Masterfully executed."}, {"start": 24567.28, "end": 24574.28, "text": " Explosed to a killing blow."}, {"start": 24597.28, "end": 24613.76, "text": " Be wary, triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall."}, {"start": 24643.760000000002, "end": 24669.760000000002, "text": " Well, I'll beat that."}, {"start": 24699.760000000002, "end": 24718.2, "text": " The"}, {"start": 24718.2, "end": 24724.08, "text": " front one looks like a moon."}, {"start": 24724.08, "end": 24724.800000000003, "text": " Shabba."}, {"start": 24730.72, "end": 24731.280000000002, "text": " This one?"}, {"start": 24732.800000000003, "end": 24733.600000000002, "text": " He looks cool."}, {"start": 24784.08, "end": 24806.480000000003, "text": " Seize this momentum, push on to the task's end."}, {"start": 24806.48, "end": 24811.84, "text": " Frustration and fury more destructive than a hundred cannons"}, {"start": 24814.64, "end": 24818.079999999998, "text": " Twisting tunnels seem a little less impossible"}, {"start": 24828.079999999998, "end": 24830.079999999998, "text": " Jesus"}, {"start": 24830.08, "end": 24837.08, "text": " These guys do not make it out very well."}, {"start": 24837.08, "end": 24844.08, "text": " Wait, what I just found?"}, {"start": 24844.08, "end": 24846.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 24846.08, "end": 24849.08, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 24849.08, "end": 24857.08, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 24857.08, "end": 24866.36, "text": " 50 stress for everyone? Oh man, I didn't give a fuck if there was stress. I just"}, {"start": 24866.36, "end": 24869.480000000003, "text": " earned those crystals."}, {"start": 24873.2, "end": 24877.88, "text": " From the thing from the stars."}, {"start": 24887.08, "end": 24889.08, "text": " And we'll hold."}, {"start": 24894.7, "end": 24898.72, "text": " Don't worry, Venom Snake. We're gonna get that tapeworm out of ya."}, {"start": 24902.600000000002, "end": 24907.68, "text": " That fill when an entire party goes into the dungeon and they come back and get committed."}, {"start": 24917.08, "end": 24928.280000000002, "text": " No, I already did that, bitch."}, {"start": 24928.280000000002, "end": 24932.920000000002, "text": " Ritcher seemed..."}, {"start": 24932.920000000002, "end": 24936.320000000003, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 24936.320000000003, "end": 24946.640000000003, "text": " This seems really good."}, {"start": 24946.64, "end": 24948.64, "text": " So I take 12% less crit."}, {"start": 24948.64, "end": 24950.44, "text": " Pretty much."}, {"start": 24950.44, "end": 24955.04, "text": " Now plus 10 dodge will mark."}, {"start": 24955.04, "end": 24963.64, "text": " What a flip."}, {"start": 24963.64, "end": 24966.559999999998, "text": " Osmond."}, {"start": 24966.559999999998, "end": 24968.8, "text": " Already giga dodging anyway?"}, {"start": 24968.8, "end": 24973.44, "text": " Yeah, it's the add-on I have installed."}, {"start": 24973.440000000002, "end": 24975.920000000002, "text": " Sort by level."}, {"start": 24980.04, "end": 24984.160000000003, "text": " Oh no, 150 Costco hot dog, you're getting left behind."}, {"start": 24989.04, "end": 24991.160000000003, "text": " 150 Costco hot dog, dude!"}, {"start": 24993.120000000003, "end": 24993.960000000003, "text": " How many do we have?"}, {"start": 24993.960000000003, "end": 24998.9, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10,"}, {"start": 24998.9, "end": 24999.74, "text": " 11, 12."}, {"start": 25000.72, "end": 25001.940000000002, "text": " So technically,"}, {"start": 25003.440000000002, "end": 25006.440000000002, "text": " As long as everyone goes up together..."}, {"start": 25009.840000000004, "end": 25010.840000000004, "text": " We're gonna have to hold..."}, {"start": 25015.24, "end": 25016.840000000004, "text": " We're gonna have to hold some people back."}, {"start": 25033.440000000002, "end": 25041.960000000003, "text": " Long mission to hotdog and you're fine."}, {"start": 25041.960000000003, "end": 25044.640000000003, "text": " It's just four for a long mission, isn't it?"}, {"start": 25044.640000000003, "end": 25049.640000000003, "text": " For the six."}, {"start": 25049.640000000003, "end": 25056.56, "text": " Yeah, it's four."}, {"start": 25056.56, "end": 25074.48, "text": " That wouldn't even level them up."}, {"start": 25074.48, "end": 25101.28, "text": " looking kind of empty? What of it? I'm not scared of the wheel. The wheel's bitch made."}, {"start": 25101.28, "end": 25106.6, "text": " This is a short mission, but it's got the thing from the stars there."}, {"start": 25106.6, "end": 25112.079999999998, "text": " I think we do this long mission, because I like that ring one and two."}, {"start": 25112.079999999998, "end": 25119.039999999997, "text": " We're trying to XP Max right now."}, {"start": 25119.04, "end": 25121.04, "text": " warrants"}, {"start": 25123.760000000002, "end": 25125.760000000002, "text": " The warrants"}, {"start": 25131.64, "end": 25135.940000000002, "text": " Go to the wheeled guy who definitely isn't the thing from the stars"}, {"start": 25137.32, "end": 25140.48, "text": " Hmm. I don't know guys"}, {"start": 25144.920000000002, "end": 25146.920000000002, "text": " Something about"}, {"start": 25146.920000000002, "end": 25152.2, "text": " the way the guy that guy just said that"}, {"start": 25155.2, "end": 25158.800000000003, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 25164.480000000003, "end": 25172.24, "text": " hmm I want someone that's gonna like knock them around"}, {"start": 25172.24, "end": 25177.24, "text": " Lepper Super Saiyan 2 mayhams?"}, {"start": 25177.24, "end": 25181.24, "text": " I knock him down."}, {"start": 25181.24, "end": 25185.24, "text": " Run it homie."}, {"start": 25185.24, "end": 25188.24, "text": " Need that."}, {"start": 25188.24, "end": 25191.24, "text": " I knock him down."}, {"start": 25196.24, "end": 25200.24, "text": " Who do we got from the back row dude?"}, {"start": 25202.24, "end": 25221.52, "text": " And I'll figure it out."}, {"start": 25221.52, "end": 25222.52, "text": " Contract."}, {"start": 25222.52, "end": 25223.52, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 25223.52, "end": 25226.08, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 25226.08, "end": 25232.84, "text": " I knock him down."}, {"start": 25232.84, "end": 25235.2, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"start": 25235.2, "end": 25243.08, "text": " Damn, you're fastest book."}, {"start": 25243.08, "end": 25248.32, "text": " Crescendo Box."}, {"start": 25248.32, "end": 25252.08, "text": " Actually, we give him the candle."}, {"start": 25252.08, "end": 25266.24, "text": " Her negative quirk 5% Damage"}, {"start": 25266.24, "end": 25295.24, "text": " We're gonna bring him to map, swag, um, maybe the book as well, for maximum grade work."}, {"start": 25295.24, "end": 25306.04, "text": " Lever 2."}, {"start": 25306.04, "end": 25308.4, "text": " What ability are we taking on you?"}, {"start": 25308.4, "end": 25312.36, "text": " We do not need this because we have a vessel."}, {"start": 25312.36, "end": 25322.56, "text": " So we're going to give you the punch of hell."}, {"start": 25322.56, "end": 25330.36, "text": " are mmm actually we can't use this we have two characters who need to say in"}, {"start": 25330.36, "end": 25336.0, "text": " the front otherwise they're all like I can't hit anything"}, {"start": 25336.36, "end": 25339.600000000002, "text": " surrender you"}, {"start": 25341.940000000002, "end": 25346.120000000003, "text": " this I guess cringe"}, {"start": 25352.56, "end": 25359.56, "text": " You're good. Good. Good. Good."}, {"start": 25369.2, "end": 25373.0, "text": " Yup, a contract. Yup."}, {"start": 25373.0, "end": 25380.0, "text": " The old nullifying contracts."}, {"start": 25380.0, "end": 25387.0, "text": " Trash. Look at the camping skills."}, {"start": 25387.0, "end": 25392.0, "text": " Uhhhhhhh."}, {"start": 25392.0, "end": 25398.0, "text": " I don't really have any super good ones."}, {"start": 25398.0, "end": 25403.0, "text": " Actually, hold on."}, {"start": 25403.0, "end": 25408.0, "text": " That's not true."}, {"start": 25408.0, "end": 25416.0, "text": " because we have... wait, where is it?"}, {"start": 25420.0, "end": 25424.0, "text": " Oh, it was the duelist... the duelist has..."}, {"start": 25424.0, "end": 25428.0, "text": " refreshed camping skill uses."}, {"start": 25428.0, "end": 25432.0, "text": " That swag."}, {"start": 25438.0, "end": 25449.0, "text": " one last ride"}, {"start": 25449.0, "end": 25451.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 25461.48, "end": 25463.48, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 25463.48, "end": 25489.32, "text": " Yeah, my inventory's full. So what? Who cares? Not me."}, {"start": 25489.32, "end": 25491.32, "text": " You"}, {"start": 25493.44, "end": 25499.239999999998, "text": " They breed quickly down there in the dark, but perhaps we can slay them even faster"}, {"start": 25500.22, "end": 25502.78, "text": " You'll want to see that"}, {"start": 25504.76, "end": 25509.3, "text": " Secrets and wonders can be found in the most ten of us corners of this place"}, {"start": 25515.44, "end": 25517.44, "text": " That's us"}, {"start": 25519.32, "end": 25521.32, "text": " It was cool"}, {"start": 25535.2, "end": 25539.579999999998, "text": " That's a there's a big man big man with the"}, {"start": 25541.84, "end": 25543.84, "text": " Hit him with it"}, {"start": 25549.32, "end": 25552.32, "text": " Great is the weapon that cuts on its own."}, {"start": 25557.32, "end": 25560.32, "text": " They don't know that he's super Saiyan, guys."}, {"start": 25564.32, "end": 25565.32, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 25569.32, "end": 25571.32, "text": " Look at that Rancor she's gonna love."}, {"start": 25579.32, "end": 25581.32, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 25590.32, "end": 25592.32, "text": " That can't hold extra 7."}, {"start": 25601.32, "end": 25603.32, "text": " Hit him with it."}, {"start": 25609.32, "end": 25634.32, "text": " I'll sit there and think about what you've done."}, {"start": 25634.32, "end": 25639.32, "text": " This is slow death. Unforeseen. Unforgiving."}, {"start": 25649.32, "end": 25652.32, "text": " Banish him to the Fire Realm."}, {"start": 25652.32, "end": 25654.32, "text": " Annihilated."}, {"start": 25654.32, "end": 25671.92, "text": " As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted, and purpose is made clear."}, {"start": 25671.92, "end": 25683.52, "text": " Goodbye Ruby."}, {"start": 25683.52, "end": 25687.72, "text": " You can camp in the secret room."}, {"start": 25687.72, "end": 25692.52, "text": " The darkness holds much worse than mere trickery and boogeymen."}, {"start": 25692.52, "end": 25697.44, "text": " Oh, I gotta drop my torch again."}, {"start": 25697.44, "end": 25698.44, "text": " That's whatever."}, {"start": 25698.44, "end": 25713.28, "text": " I'd rather do it this way, I think."}, {"start": 25713.28, "end": 25720.28, "text": " if an inventory random monster burned too."}, {"start": 25720.28, "end": 25723.28, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 25723.28, "end": 25728.28, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 25728.28, "end": 25733.28, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 25733.28, "end": 25738.28, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 25738.28, "end": 25751.64, "text": " In Radiance, may we find victory."}, {"start": 25751.64, "end": 25756.76, "text": " Darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men."}, {"start": 25756.76, "end": 25762.199999999997, "text": " Didn't really like Fire Laden DD2."}, {"start": 25762.199999999997, "end": 25764.32, "text": " It's a girl, one."}, {"start": 25764.32, "end": 25768.12, "text": " Two, I think she was really good in DD2."}, {"start": 25768.12, "end": 25778.12, "text": " the way is lit the path is clear we require only the strength to follow it"}, {"start": 25779.12, "end": 25786.12, "text": " we have a little bit of an inventory problemo"}, {"start": 25791.12, "end": 25796.12, "text": " chill man I got some bro chill"}, {"start": 25798.12, "end": 25804.28, "text": " I should have dropped the Jade for that, I think."}, {"start": 25804.28, "end": 25806.28, "text": " Well."}, {"start": 25806.28, "end": 25820.8, "text": " Someone said, why are you keeping your emotional support, Jade?"}, {"start": 25820.8, "end": 25823.8, "text": " I forgot it existed."}, {"start": 25823.8, "end": 25826.8, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 25826.8, "end": 25828.8, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 25830.8, "end": 25832.8, "text": " Well, I'ma..."}, {"start": 25834.8, "end": 25836.8, "text": " I got the Fury!"}, {"start": 25848.8, "end": 25850.8, "text": " Get him, what is?"}, {"start": 25850.8, "end": 25870.2, "text": " Alright, that's a little more would have been nice."}, {"start": 25870.2, "end": 25880.2, "text": " That's on 2-Box Murderer getting sent to jail today."}, {"start": 25880.2, "end": 25882.4, "text": " Is there no statute of limitations on murder?"}, {"start": 25882.4, "end": 25884.12, "text": " I mean, it makes sense that there's not."}, {"start": 25884.12, "end": 25886.12, "text": " There's to assume there's a lot of..."}, {"start": 25910.2, "end": 25915.2, "text": " Their formation is broken. Maintain the offensive."}, {"start": 25915.2, "end": 25919.2, "text": " Blood is burning. Go to death."}, {"start": 25933.2, "end": 25937.2, "text": " As the fiend falls, a faint hope blossoms."}, {"start": 25937.2, "end": 25942.780000000002, "text": " Before you end stream, I must know for research purposes do you wipe front to back or back"}, {"start": 25942.780000000002, "end": 25943.780000000002, "text": " to front?"}, {"start": 25943.780000000002, "end": 25944.780000000002, "text": " Maybe don't wipe at all."}, {"start": 25944.780000000002, "end": 25945.780000000002, "text": " LMK at Moon Moon, thanks."}, {"start": 25945.780000000002, "end": 25946.780000000002, "text": " I don't wipe."}, {"start": 25946.78, "end": 25952.78, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 25952.78, "end": 25963.78, "text": " I hope this helps."}, {"start": 25963.78, "end": 25979.98, "text": " Bitch got 76 stress and won 5, dude."}, {"start": 25979.98, "end": 25981.82, "text": " I can't carry it."}, {"start": 25981.82, "end": 25984.1, "text": " Carry it!"}, {"start": 25984.1, "end": 25992.1, "text": " Take a Xanax, bitch, man!"}, {"start": 25992.100000000002, "end": 25998.100000000002, "text": " Relievous injury palpable beer so true"}, {"start": 26012.74, "end": 26015.86, "text": " Hit him with it the ground quakes"}, {"start": 26022.100000000002, "end": 26033.820000000003, "text": " dodge though okay"}, {"start": 26037.820000000003, "end": 26043.100000000002, "text": " okay I want I needed your turn I need I needed your turn"}, {"start": 26043.100000000002, "end": 26071.500000000004, "text": " I didn't even do anything."}, {"start": 26071.5, "end": 26073.9, "text": " They just kind of like killed themselves on me."}, {"start": 26090.7, "end": 26093.58, "text": " Mmm food. I'm sure this food's not rotten."}, {"start": 26093.58, "end": 26103.06, "text": " Church. Church. So delicious. Where am I? I am so like to get destination. I'm clinking"}, {"start": 26103.06, "end": 26122.06, "text": " it! Oh. That was the wrong spot. I misunderstood where I was on the map. There we go."}, {"start": 26122.06, "end": 26137.460000000003, "text": " I got too many goddamn fortress bros."}, {"start": 26137.460000000003, "end": 26141.140000000003, "text": " I'm sure she'll be virtuous, guys."}, {"start": 26141.140000000003, "end": 26143.780000000002, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 26143.780000000002, "end": 26146.74, "text": " MLG?"}, {"start": 26146.74, "end": 26149.74, "text": " Swag."}, {"start": 26163.74, "end": 26164.74, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 26167.74, "end": 26170.74, "text": " Did I not select this motherfucker to do that?"}, {"start": 26176.74, "end": 26191.420000000002, "text": " no I think I might be losing it she learned to hate from reading yeah that's"}, {"start": 26191.420000000002, "end": 26199.18, "text": " why we need to ban every book another abomination cleansed from our lands"}, {"start": 26206.74, "end": 26231.74, "text": " He doesn't care."}, {"start": 26231.74, "end": 26246.66, "text": " with impunity the light the promise of safety"}, {"start": 26246.66, "end": 26264.1, "text": " Okay, I need you to retroactively not watch that."}, {"start": 26264.100000000002, "end": 26271.100000000002, "text": " It's just vomit, dude."}, {"start": 26271.100000000002, "end": 26278.100000000002, "text": " It's not that bad."}, {"start": 26278.100000000002, "end": 26286.100000000002, "text": " It's just vomit, dude."}, {"start": 26286.100000000002, "end": 26293.100000000002, "text": " It's just vomit, dude."}, {"start": 26293.100000000002, "end": 26296.100000000002, "text": " It's not that bad."}, {"start": 26296.100000000002, "end": 26307.100000000002, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 26307.100000000002, "end": 26314.100000000002, "text": " And now, the darkness holds dominion. Black as death."}, {"start": 26337.100000000002, "end": 26351.180000000004, "text": " Oh, I can't wait till we get so many more Jays."}, {"start": 26351.180000000004, "end": 26357.340000000004, "text": " Yo, we're gonna get five."}, {"start": 26357.340000000004, "end": 26363.260000000002, "text": " I can already feel it."}, {"start": 26363.260000000002, "end": 26369.260000000002, "text": " Stop hitting him, you perv."}, {"start": 26369.260000000002, "end": 26373.260000000002, "text": " Stop it!"}, {"start": 26373.260000000002, "end": 26379.260000000002, "text": " Is that that first gig I'd get it?"}, {"start": 26379.260000000002, "end": 26383.260000000002, "text": " Boo! Boo!"}, {"start": 26383.260000000002, "end": 26387.260000000002, "text": " That's pretty much it."}, {"start": 26393.260000000002, "end": 26402.640000000003, "text": " I can't wait until we finish this mission and he gets slugger and it replaces like this"}, {"start": 26402.640000000003, "end": 26403.640000000003, "text": " shit."}, {"start": 26403.640000000003, "end": 26404.640000000003, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 26404.640000000003, "end": 26405.640000000003, "text": " I just can't wait for that to happen."}, {"start": 26405.640000000003, "end": 26406.640000000003, "text": " This is gonna be so cool."}, {"start": 26406.64, "end": 26407.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 26423.34, "end": 26424.64, "text": " Can we stack this?"}, {"start": 26431.54, "end": 26432.04, "text": " Bro!"}, {"start": 26432.84, "end": 26433.64, "text": " She's an opponent!"}, {"start": 26436.64, "end": 26458.64, "text": " This is how a life is taken."}, {"start": 26458.64, "end": 26460.36, "text": " Rip it!"}, {"start": 26460.36, "end": 26461.559999999998, "text": " OHH!"}, {"start": 26481.48, "end": 26483.0, "text": " PENTA NALL!"}, {"start": 26483.0, "end": 26484.88, "text": " PENTA NALL!"}, {"start": 26484.88, "end": 26485.96, "text": " PENTA NALL!"}, {"start": 26485.96, "end": 26486.72, "text": " The drug!"}, {"start": 26486.72, "end": 26488.12, "text": " PENTA NALL THE DRUG!"}, {"start": 26488.64, "end": 26493.88, "text": " Zeros may indeed stock these shadows, but yonder I couldn't have gold"}, {"start": 26506.96, "end": 26508.96, "text": " I'm gonna one shot these guys"}, {"start": 26518.64, "end": 26525.64, "text": " Well."}, {"start": 26525.64, "end": 26540.64, "text": " For death I inches."}, {"start": 26540.64, "end": 26565.92, "text": " I'm gonna drop that we'll grab whoa like that"}, {"start": 26570.64, "end": 26576.8, "text": " two"}, {"start": 26576.8, "end": 26578.88, "text": " 20"}, {"start": 26578.88, "end": 26580.88, "text": " 20"}, {"start": 26580.88, "end": 26582.88, "text": " 20"}, {"start": 26582.88, "end": 26584.88, "text": " 20"}, {"start": 26590.88, "end": 26592.88, "text": " version"}, {"start": 26592.88, "end": 26594.88, "text": " eradicated"}, {"start": 26600.64, "end": 26615.64, "text": " Not just a dizzying blow to potty and brain."}, {"start": 26615.64, "end": 26624.64, "text": " You're dead to the blade."}, {"start": 26624.64, "end": 26625.64, "text": " Noob."}, {"start": 26625.64, "end": 26628.64, "text": " You're dead to my sword."}, {"start": 26628.64, "end": 26630.64, "text": " Perish."}, {"start": 26638.64, "end": 26640.64, "text": " Still taking eight? What the hell?"}, {"start": 26654.64, "end": 26657.64, "text": " Success so clearly in view."}, {"start": 26658.64, "end": 26661.64, "text": " Or is it merely a trick of the light?"}, {"start": 26662.64, "end": 26665.64, "text": " Uh, we could need the shovel, but we probably don't need the food."}, {"start": 26670.64, "end": 26674.64, "text": " Dude, I would chow down on some warren's food, man. Holy fuck."}, {"start": 26675.64, "end": 26677.64, "text": " There's shit probably kneading in here."}, {"start": 26688.64, "end": 26689.64, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 26691.399999999998, "end": 26693.899999999998, "text": " Why is it not giving me anything when that happens?"}, {"start": 26693.899999999998, "end": 26694.899999999998, "text": " Does anyone know?"}, {"start": 26695.96, "end": 26699.44, "text": " It did give me some... it gave me dipsomani on someone."}, {"start": 26701.82, "end": 26703.02, "text": " Disease?"}, {"start": 26703.02, "end": 26705.52, "text": " Ohhhh..."}, {"start": 26706.84, "end": 26709.54, "text": " I can't disease him because he has prismicurs."}, {"start": 26718.64, "end": 26725.64, "text": " Yeah, that makes sense."}, {"start": 26725.64, "end": 26738.64, "text": " I should've killed this guy."}, {"start": 26738.64, "end": 26745.64, "text": " Oh, obliterated."}, {"start": 26745.64, "end": 26750.64, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 26750.64, "end": 26759.64, "text": " How you gonna get that?"}, {"start": 26759.64, "end": 26779.32, "text": " as victory's mount so too will resistance"}, {"start": 26779.32, "end": 26781.32, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 26784.52, "end": 26786.52, "text": " My teeth!"}, {"start": 26793.12, "end": 26796.32, "text": " I found it, guys. I just dropped it into this chest."}, {"start": 26809.32, "end": 26837.32, "text": " Oh my god, I didn't do that!"}, {"start": 26837.32, "end": 26839.32, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 26839.32, "end": 26841.32, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 26841.32, "end": 26843.32, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 26843.32, "end": 26845.32, "text": " Awesome, I..."}, {"start": 26851.32, "end": 26853.32, "text": " Who..."}, {"start": 26853.32, "end": 26855.32, "text": " Who they did..."}, {"start": 26867.32, "end": 26875.32, "text": " the"}, {"start": 26875.32, "end": 26876.92, "text": " tripling victory"}, {"start": 26876.92, "end": 26883.92, "text": " but a victory nonetheless"}, {"start": 26897.32, "end": 26923.32, "text": " I believe I'm not very confident right now."}, {"start": 26923.32, "end": 26950.12, "text": " Okay, I'm pumping it again."}, {"start": 26950.12, "end": 26955.62, "text": " I mean this is probably the last fight, but I want to check down here anyway for the cigarette, but it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 26980.12, "end": 26987.12, "text": " A momentary abatement."}, {"start": 27010.12, "end": 27012.12, "text": " You can't turn him!"}, {"start": 27012.12, "end": 27017.12, "text": " People make errors here, bud."}, {"start": 27017.12, "end": 27026.12, "text": " Well, that's annoying."}, {"start": 27026.12, "end": 27048.16, "text": " Well, that's annoying."}, {"start": 27048.16, "end": 27052.16, "text": " This expedition at least promises success."}, {"start": 27052.16, "end": 27059.16, "text": " Come in."}, {"start": 27059.16, "end": 27066.16, "text": " Gigagreed."}, {"start": 27082.16, "end": 27103.64, "text": " You dare apply stress to Leopard too?"}, {"start": 27103.64, "end": 27106.52, "text": " Look at me not musketeer?"}, {"start": 27106.52, "end": 27108.52, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 27108.52, "end": 27122.0, "text": " I don't have the mod, I guess."}, {"start": 27122.0, "end": 27123.0, "text": " The free DLC."}, {"start": 27123.0, "end": 27128.0, "text": " What's it called?"}, {"start": 27128.0, "end": 27132.0, "text": " I don't have it."}, {"start": 27132.0, "end": 27134.2, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 27134.2, "end": 27135.16, "text": " I don't have them."}, {"start": 27135.16, "end": 27136.16, "text": " Heh heh heh."}, {"start": 27136.16, "end": 27137.66, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 27137.66, "end": 27139.66, "text": " I mean, it's not very different from an Arbalus, right?"}, {"start": 27150.16, "end": 27151.5, "text": " Yeah, we just said that."}, {"start": 27151.5, "end": 27153.5, "text": " Okay, why didn't read your stupid-ass comic?"}, {"start": 27153.5, "end": 27155.5, "text": " We could smell you from over here."}, {"start": 27159.2, "end": 27160.2, "text": " How about that?"}, {"start": 27164.2, "end": 27166.920000000002, "text": " Big man? You big guy? Huh?"}, {"start": 27170.68, "end": 27171.24, "text": " Big lad?"}, {"start": 27175.24, "end": 27178.2, "text": " Whoa, I mean... Fuck it, dude."}, {"start": 27180.600000000002, "end": 27181.16, "text": " I did..."}, {"start": 27184.84, "end": 27187.88, "text": " I swear, I'm meaning to click on this guy right here."}, {"start": 27188.760000000002, "end": 27190.760000000002, "text": " I think like the hitbox is like bigger than..."}, {"start": 27194.2, "end": 27197.88, "text": " I don't know. We're gonna go see if the secret room's down there."}, {"start": 27204.52, "end": 27210.68, "text": " Her poker makes her hitbox gigabig. I mean, it's not letting me click her right now. What do I"}, {"start": 27210.68, "end": 27216.280000000002, "text": " like right now? I don't know."}, {"start": 27216.28, "end": 27242.28, "text": " Oh, where'd he have a seat? Where'd he got the secret?"}, {"start": 27242.28, "end": 27244.28, "text": " Don't disease me, please"}, {"start": 27245.84, "end": 27247.84, "text": " Yeah, that's okay"}, {"start": 27250.239999999998, "end": 27252.899999999998, "text": " Rabies is sick. I might leave that on her bro"}, {"start": 27260.82, "end": 27262.82, "text": " Fuck you"}, {"start": 27264.68, "end": 27268.3, "text": " Compassion is a rarity in the fever pitch of battle"}, {"start": 27272.28, "end": 27284.8, "text": " Now give her rabies too."}, {"start": 27284.8, "end": 27286.8, "text": " Seize this momentum."}, {"start": 27286.8, "end": 27292.6, "text": " Push on to the task's end."}, {"start": 27292.600000000002, "end": 27315.680000000004, "text": " I don't have what I need for that."}, {"start": 27315.68, "end": 27317.68, "text": " I am on the flagella."}, {"start": 27330.16, "end": 27332.16, "text": " Got past this bug."}, {"start": 27345.68, "end": 27363.920000000002, "text": " I think it's that little boy whoops 39 non-crit oh yeah oh yeah"}, {"start": 27375.68, "end": 27383.48, "text": " You worry triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall"}, {"start": 27384.56, "end": 27386.56, "text": " Here we go"}, {"start": 27389.84, "end": 27391.84, "text": " Fringe"}, {"start": 27401.4, "end": 27404.6, "text": " We do not give only treasure could staunch the flow"}, {"start": 27405.68, "end": 27407.68, "text": " Otherworldly corruption"}, {"start": 27410.96, "end": 27412.96, "text": " Are you chud or Chad?"}, {"start": 27414.4, "end": 27416.4, "text": " I like to think Chad"}, {"start": 27427.52, "end": 27429.52, "text": " Plus 30 stress"}, {"start": 27435.68, "end": 27457.04, "text": " You're dead, mate."}, {"start": 27457.04, "end": 27459.04, "text": " It doesn't matter."}, {"start": 27482.24, "end": 27485.24, "text": " Jade. Welcome back."}, {"start": 27487.04, "end": 27493.760000000002, "text": " a fortune waiting to be spent goodbye jade"}, {"start": 27499.120000000003, "end": 27506.48, "text": " oh wait some experiments should have never happened you are doing just work ending them"}, {"start": 27507.280000000002, "end": 27509.600000000002, "text": " all right remember the prophecy slugger"}, {"start": 27509.600000000002, "end": 27519.160000000003, "text": " Okay, maybe that's appropriate the fuck"}, {"start": 27521.160000000003, "end": 27526.960000000003, "text": " They're all gross now all my life I could feel an insistent knowing in the back of my mind"}, {"start": 27527.480000000003, "end": 27533.04, "text": " It was a yearning of thirst for discovery that could be neither numbed nor satan"}, {"start": 27534.320000000003, "end": 27536.320000000003, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 27536.440000000002, "end": 27538.440000000002, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 27539.600000000002, "end": 27544.100000000002, "text": " I remember why this is cringe now."}, {"start": 27547.100000000002, "end": 27550.100000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 27551.100000000002, "end": 27554.100000000002, "text": " Backtracker is good."}, {"start": 27555.100000000002, "end": 27558.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, buddy."}, {"start": 27560.100000000002, "end": 27563.100000000002, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 27563.100000000002, "end": 27569.100000000002, "text": " Me, aside to everyone else watching, I do not agree with that guy."}, {"start": 27569.600000000002, "end": 27572.600000000002, "text": " I disagree with that guy."}, {"start": 27577.600000000002, "end": 27580.600000000002, "text": " Not understood."}, {"start": 27581.600000000002, "end": 27583.600000000002, "text": " Thank you for understanding."}, {"start": 27584.600000000002, "end": 27586.600000000002, "text": " You can't sell that?"}, {"start": 27589.600000000002, "end": 27590.600000000002, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 27593.600000000002, "end": 27595.600000000002, "text": " We almost got everyone to veteran, guys."}, {"start": 27595.600000000002, "end": 27607.72, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, go Han Blanco, pray now."}, {"start": 27607.72, "end": 27610.36, "text": " This is meditation."}, {"start": 27610.36, "end": 27616.4, "text": " I'm almost fucked up."}, {"start": 27616.4, "end": 27617.4, "text": " Pray now."}, {"start": 27617.4, "end": 27618.4, "text": " Oh, wow!"}, {"start": 27625.34, "end": 27626.84, "text": " Mucho Affliction."}, {"start": 27627.0, "end": 27627.5, "text": " Oh."}]}