Greetings!
Greetings, adventurers!
An eternity of futile struggle.
Or penance for my unspeakable transgressions.
Greetings!
Let me fix my hair, hang on.
Oh, yeah, bud.
Omnithropin popsicle stick takes first seven.
Two-er and a plenty takes first seven, Shnessia, Nazella, and Paynut, and Ginder, hello.
Take a lurker of health, find her, thanks for 9.99, so I appreciate that, I sound like
I'm crippling depression, thanks for 7.
Happy birthday to your girlfriend Anaki, at his request.
Mmm.
The finlinal Richie quitting soccer sucks, man.
Fuck, dude.
Literally fell to my knees in the middle of the Tesco.
Master Hero, Stalker, Alex, for some...
And Mokorage, and Vinstein, and Tomapo, Nasty, and Marksonic, and Pipita, Neymar, and Stan
Marsh, and Realwacky, and Mogue, thanks for some real Mogue.
Holy...
Who will our final person be?
You do another Man at Arms?
Child Killer, Enos One, Windows XP, Ben, Venom Snake, Reynold, Moderna, Spunk, F-150 Raptor,
Dismiss, Chris Kyle, Dismiss, Fouchy-san, Dismiss, Skinwalker, Fentanyl, Carbonara, Cult451911,
Depla, stinky AI bubble, actually she's our Japanese, Grave Robbers says eye bubble, Joe
Joe Biden to Yale, Dolly Parton Rip, Leopard 2 Super Saiyan, Jesus Dahedgehog, Boner HaHaHa,
Mr. Warowai, The Houndmaster, Lodgeline Ivypropin 200mg, and this guy I did not know.
So fucking awesome.
The raw strength of youth may be spent, but his eyes hold the sequence of a hundred campaigns.
Come on.
That seems good.
Book of Intuition.
Do you want some DLSS5 on this bitch?
No.
Hi, James.
Thanks for seven.
Says Jerkmate.
Ranked.
VV.
Thanks for seven.
Says ass four.
Clench one K Lord.
Monkey Lord.
Hail fire.
Oh, Derplyn.
Berlich.
Opie time.
Garnish.
Nancy Pelosi.
Giant knockers.
Mosh Jesus.
Net the goat.
Moons.
Not yet.
They have not taught them about that yet.
We got these, which are a bowler.
What kind of Mishons we got?
What if we did a long anti-clarion run?
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
it seems good
hmm
Who died so far?
He missed two and canonically gay.
So in case you didn't know,
Flagelin has a higher death load, which is at 73%.
He failed one bleed check and instantly died, so.
73% chance to resist death.
Well.
Waaawwwwww
What the?
What the hell are you?
I don't remember which one these are good.
I'm repost kill. Heal 25%.
I'm repost crit kill. Holy.
Oh
Like this on a lot
This shield shield bit trinket in there. Oh
Damn it. There's no negative
It doesn't matter, I don't have the currency for this.
Look at the fourth one from top left.
This one?
I feel like that chatter just... the spear.
Meh.
That stuns really good though.
But unfortunately, we do not have an abomination, nor will we ever.
Joe Biden...
Well, we're stinky as.
Joe Biden to you.
Now let's get stinky.
Ew, he's stinky.
Lepper, super saiyan.
Hmm, I feel like...
Hey, you're level two.
Meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Get...
We're gonna bring a new guy.
We will bring layman and arms man.
Maybe.
But don't worry.
We will bring this guy.
Maybe.
Call 45 at 2 zigzags.
Hey Moonman, can you welcome to the Moon Show?
Smile?
Can you welcome to the Moon Show, dude?
Welcome!
Where are you so weak?
Why are you so weak?
Are your weapons not great at everything?
Yeah.
W-w-w-w-w-welcome to the moon show!
Yippee!
Oh!
Greetings!
Oh, she's got a horned dart, huh?
Well, she is on guard, which means we don't have to use the speed trinket on her, which
she does.
Let's, uh, expo whatever.
I'm sure it won't be a problem, guys.
Omega low.
Hello?
Hmm...
It might be nice having him go a little bit earlier.
Do you guys like the Berserk charm on Yield, this guy?
Where's the straight damage?
Maybe we give him this?
This is going to be fine.
This gives them a chance to go before some of the front line guys are just good.
Sweet.
We're doing this mission because I want more money.
Money.
Money!
It's baldness as bad as people say.
Nah, the entire balding conspiracy is a long-rooted one.
Normally people with low self-esteem buy into big bald.
They prey upon your insecurity, Chatter.
sad
Well, let's over get up
You Gucci you
Gucci
You not Gucci
So this will heal three every time which is kind of low, but we can stealth these guys.
Which is cool.
No.
Yes.
Hmm.
It's kind of risky to go on a long mission without a real healer.
But we'll be okay.
Right fellas?
Am I playing Madden later? Yeah.
How did you know? How did you know?
I don't even know what that's from, I don't know.
Oh, it's God of War, but like, pitched up again.
I remember now.
Who'll bring extra food?
Three shovels.
Four keys.
Two herb.
holy water mochotorch oh what am I for good
we're good we're good we're good we're good we're good don't eat we're good
What the fuck is this game, is this a card game?
I don't get it.
That's Bayer I guess.
I'm getting mad.
We got your camping skill?
Yep.
Trinket?
Yep.
Camping skill.
Well this stack, it has a lot of stuff.
We got your camping skill?
Yep.
Trinket?
Yep.
Camping skill.
Well this stack, it has the stack.
Well, let's go.
So this is like a strategy game, okay?
There's a preparation phase, and then there's the dungeon-eering phase.
The fiends must be driven back.
And what better place to be in than the seat of our noble line?
We can camp in the first room, it's so cringe.
Maybe I'll just do it, actually, with this team.
How do you know?
Executed with impunity.
Reformation is broken maintain the offensive
The match is struck a blazing star is born
Bottle together hurt if and vulnerable rats in a maze
And now, the darkness holds dominion.
Black as death.
As the fiend falls, a faint hope blossoms.
obliterated
confidence surges as the enemy crumbles
Yeah, I think we can do it.
game or time.
Could you ever fight the shambler in Blood Moon with an antichor in your party?
Probably not.
Is that weird noise sounding mom's puss?
A Star Spawned Horror.
How quickly the time turns.
Back to the pit.
Exposed to a killing blow.
The space between worlds is no place for mortal men.
They gone fiend.
Easy.
Easy easy
You just gotta believe dude
There's any who you want to see, fellas, let's be honest.
Another one falls.
Yikes.
Oh
Okay.
I
Giri doctor in conflict by six or seven
Our death our day by inches
Can I pick this up no
Okay
Is she adventurin' bros?
Goddamn.
I low rolled the scout, by the way.
Abomination cleansed from our lands
Press disadvantage give them no quarter
Are you playing with any difficulty mods? No. Just Bloodman.
I don't know if we can move this guy.
Confusion, Merge, and Panic.
Stuck
Dodger bro
Terrorists may indeed stalk these shadows, but yonder I couldn't have gold
I don't know, we got a lot of walking to do.
That's good.
Oh wow, this applies to the camp skills.
Do not ambush them.
Can you double up on camp buffs? Do they stack? I don't know. I assume they do. I don't know why they would.
They don't?
That chatter is full of poppy talk.
Oh
Nothing
You'll be okay. Everything's gonna be fine.
We like the bleed amulet. Big bleed amulet fan.
Paper 6 for 7.
Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place.
The way is lit, the power is clear.
We require only the strength to follow it.
A powerful blow.
A time to perform beyond one's limits.
The slow death, unforgiveness, unforgiving.
Urge him!
35!
I remember when you were 98 stress
Destroyed
Ghoulish horrors brought low and driven into the mud
I want the ruby.
Let's take the release of the Crest.
attacks laden with loot are often low on supplies.
Why'd I do that?
That was not the correct move.
Alright, fuck it.
Victoli.
Victoli!
A singular strike.
Masterfully executed
These nightmarish creatures can be felt they can be beaten
Damn that's sad we're gonna not loot this yet
A decisive pummeling.
This expedition at least promises success.
Of course no scout. Maybe there's nothing to scout. No there is, there is. I'm down.
Cigar room right here fellas.
Yep, there it is.
A brilliant confluence of skill and purpose.
A victory. Perhaps a turning point.
I
Dodge of hell
Success so clearly in view or is it merely a trick of the light or is it merely a trick
No way. Up the light? Big. Not big. Big.
The ground quakes.
Is he gonna go? Watch this.
Or not.
Is he gonna go?
Sedate it.
Or not.
be wary triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall
I didn't know this could drop from a normal fight.
Drops from the madman?
Oh.
You know I ain't seeing no shovel stuff
Why was it
Oh, really? I mean, maybe you?
Prashindo!
I need another money stack, bruv.
Boy.
Is my goat Ivy-profen 200mg so alive?
Yeah.
Yeah, he chilling.
200mg, eh shit.
Yeah, neither is he. Problem?
She- she got three perks this round.
Oh
My food
I think he's kind of rare.
Doge... Vocal Dodge Mod still working?
They're cursed, champion falls!
We got him.
yourself that overconfidence is slow and insidious killer
careful
the light the promise of safety
I don't know if we want to backtrack.
Damn.
Um, either one of these could be like the Eldor's Altar.
So we don't want to use...
We don't want to lose all that water here.
I guess we lose this.
Perfect.
Cees this momentum push on to the task's end
Ready open this again like that
Why is Moon grinding lower levels?
Kill?
Dang.
If only treasure could staunch the flow of otherworldly corruption.
impressive
Darkness closes in, halting the hearts of men.
No Seeker room, huh?
more bones return to rest devils remanded to their abyss
yeah we kind of dropped the cap fucked up that's all right
A fresh irritant to some, a sanguine memory to me.
Is it locked down?
It is.
Boner! Ha ha ha ha!
Excuse me.
Galaxies for a million years and they accelerate?
Well, we can't really recruit anyone anymore.
Kind of want this.
Kind of don't want to spend any money, actually.
If I can help it.
Abuse heal? Thanks for something.
Weeeeeee-
Waaaa-
Weeeeeeee-
Weeeeee-
...
OOooohhh, gosh...
I would like to go to the code to get rid of this we need a weekly
Hmm.
Six speed, nine speed.
She's way more than that.
Yield Crescendo box, huh?
We don't need the accuracy on him right now.
Hmm.
Uh, I mean, what... maybe.
I don't think it matters too much.
two
penis two sorry one
i guess so much gold we've done many antiquarian runs
I spent a lot of gold too
Oh, damn!
Hmm.
Anyone with syphilis?
I think the poles gonna be nice.
Okay, man, I think we're good 5% of 120k
6,000.
Dolbyden 6000.
there he is
not much we can do. This feels like a waste of a week, but...
Why are you hoarding the money and not reinvesting it into the country like the one percent?
The smell of rotting fish is un-
Good question.
...perable.
It doesn't matter which way we go here.
Continue the onslaught. Destroy them all.
not bad
In Radiance, may we find victory?
Am I in the highest difficulty?
Yeah.
I need you to die from that.
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
A victory, perhaps a turning point.
a death by inches
The heroes may indeed stalk these shadows, but yonder, a glint of gold.
The match is struck.
A blazing star is born.
Hey, where's my scout?
Bro, get behind him, please!
Success so clearly in view or is it merely a trick of the light
No scouts.
He's crazy, man.
I want money.
Just one scout dude.
Go on.
Ambushed by Paul invention.
So silly.
Bayoun and Itza?
They're so...
You ever have a helmet looking thing for a second?
the Bicecrown. How much food do we have? Eight. Can you remember for two more seconds I
was lying down and couldn't read it. It's the Vice Crown.
Annihilated.
And now, the darkness holds dominion.
Black as death.
Darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men.
Oh
Don't be scared fellas
I had to pretend that was the shambler, unfortunately.
and
The decisive pummeling.
Yes, I made it.
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
Knowing hunger sets in, turning the body against itself, weakening the mind.
We're out, what can you do?
No! That's good.
There's wealth.
Do do do do do do do do.
Yeah, I don't want to drop it in the way out there.
Shut up!
We're gonna run these antiquarians ragged boys.
I
Hmm
Who we bringing, dude?
Who we bringing?
I gotta level these dudes up.
Waaawwwwww.
Level zero. Not good. Not good, not good.
of
Hmm.
I feel like we get this guy's damage pretty high, huh?
I'm going to start him in the back.
probably gonna put the bleed amulet on him
Well, well, well.
Joe Biden to you!
Is this game possible, Trinketless? Probably.
I just beat Darkest Dungeon 1 trinketless.
Right clicks every character.
They all have natural.
Wow, so lucky!
Why was that?
Do we want the stun?
Probably.
Hmmm, yeah.
Do the courtyard?
Why?
What's your strat dude?
What's the plan?
to unlock events. You mean the ones that turn all of my characters into vampires and makes
them rely on a resource that I can actively collect right now? That's a good idea. Moron?
Anything else?
Moran?
What's the holy warrior- oh, for the bones.
One key for the Seeker Room, we'll get to.
Bugger.
When we didn't bring any shovels on us.
Surely no more than two, right fellas?
There's literally a mission about collecting blood?
Oh, that's a good idea!
So basically, instead of working to beat the game, I can spend a week going to collect
the resource that I need to sustain my characters.
Brilliant!
That's a good idea, dude.
If you knew, why did you ask?
Because it was a stupid fucking question.
Or demand.
That's basically you doing antiquarian runs though?
Okay, have to leave.
Dude.
I refuse to be made angry.
I'm sorry, I will we will conclude this conversation with no it's not you are an idiot
Bitch
Nobody can do this
We're gonna piss, dude.
Big style.
Ready to work.
Thank you.
Hang on.
Thank you hang on. Uno momento.
Just made a full English fry of burrito. Thoughts. I don't know what that is.
What is that?
Broceptics for redeeming.
Beans in a crappy tortilla.
Wait, do they use the, uh, the Heinz beans?
And catch the last death blow when it happened?
Oh, you know, the character with the highest death blow resistance in the game lost to
a one damage bleed.
They breed quickly down there in the dark, but perhaps we can slay them even faster
Well, what is it?
It is 73% chance to resist a death blow and he lost on the first death blow check
What can you do Mike? What can you do?
We'll play the steam release of Toho 6 on stream.
That's really freaking bad.
Help, help, help, I can't, I can't extinguish myself.
Ah
Get to a pot all
Oh my god
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
the
over. Do we start over? Oh, crap. Oh, God. Final thought, I guess. I think the thing that
like kind of tells me the most about cops is that, um, to protect and serve, right? Sure.
propaganda show. The facade that they are there to protect the average person being perpetuated
by police officers is what tells me. Because most of the time when they protect the average
person it's incidental.
First by a lethal company with the boys.
Did that.
Too scary.
Alvedo and Golu and Besker, thanks for something.
I'm stimming.
We're all patient.
I'm gonna know.
Abamna for me real quick.
I need this, please.
Obamna.
Choda.
Obamna.
Choda.
We won't have a problem.
Hey, it's Charlie Bodega.
Dude.
Hey, it's Charlie Bodega.
We won't have a problem
Hey, it's Charlie bodega
Well time to get out of here man
This will be sharing a self-child man, let's try to get along and make this as easy as possible
Um, guys, he's just getting- I went to Vegas on my 21st birthday, so actually almost eight
years ago.
How many years ago?
Eight.
Oh, my.
I think it's nice.
I stayed at four.
Don, you're old.
Shut up, bitch.
You hear about Hulk Hogan dying in a tragic self-suck accident dude finally
Finally Hulk Hogan is dead dude
That is it and shakes all around to wrestling fans and I'm not like a current wrestling fan, but I'm sure that's a relief for you
Dude what
Where'd the pebbles end up?
Are they on top of this post?
Maybe.
You pervert.
Emulate him.
Restrain.
We're strained.
Guys, how come...
Did I just hang Bear Chan?
No, I hung myself.
Did I hung myself and my bear turned on?
I'm clipping right now the son of Kakarot well I should have known it was you we
meet again dude he like looks behind are you fucking stupid bro I just met with
With your friends, I suspected you might be close by.
A Dragon Ball!
Where did you get that from?
He was like, this is from the original series.
Because I had it because a bald head hit one.
And that granny girl that was with me.
What did you do to them? Huh? Did you hurt them?
Answer me!
Actually, I never even touched them.
But if you want, I could easily be talked into going back.
You see, boy, because I now possess all of the Dragon Balls, I was, as you say, merciful.
That Mousetrap, bro, this dude came out like the 90s, man.
Come on.
It sucks.
LOOK!
UPON ME!
I AM THE MEATBALL MAN!
Oh
He likes to be manhandled, guys.
Um, let's see here.
Isn't there a pack of soldiers for this?
Why don't you take a guess as to what happened to the soldiers?
Practices Street Fighter is he he tries to learn everything he can about the character
And he hasn't played since Akuma came out, so you're just carrying out like
Dick Don by modern Akuma
What song is this? I don't know. I don't even know if this is in regular Doom of the Girl
RK above, IFA floods below, and in the middle here we languish, hopelessly entrapped.
It's all right, when we faced him at stone here, Ultima told us his true power quickens
in the halls of origin. Needless to say, we cannot allow...
We cannot allow.
The game was trash. Most of it was, yeah.
ATK and stand back in Alisson and then need the map, thanks for 7.
Big dodge.
Dub?
Man slayer.
It's just food, right?
What is this?
Oh, it's a bug!
That's right.
Fuck.
Oops.
Mind that such missteps are the exception.
And not the rule.
Whoops.
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
Don't be mad, bro.
Who can even hit you?
I think we should have blackjacked that guy.
We're gonna take
Press disadvantage give them no quarter
Their formation is broken
Maintain the offensive.
I
Get a grip, bro
Zeros may indeed stop these shadows, but yonder a drink of gold
And I didn't get the Scab.
Whoops.
The light.
The promise of safety.
That's one scoundrel's body step.
Fuck yeah, bud.
Darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men.
The way is lit, the path is clear. We require only the strength to follow it.
The fortune waiting to be spent big fucking dash
Oh
Dodged it, bro
as the
the
one
purpose
A slow death, unforeseen, unforgiving.
Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenor-less corners of this place.
The match is struck. A blazing star is born.
Isn't this nerves too?
Yeah.
Such blockages are unsurprising. These tunnels predate even the earliest settlers.
Do they now?
How did that do zero?
Well, we're getting big diseases right now.
I'll afford to name my Hound Mask.
That's a pretty bad one for him.
Gently. This is how a life is taken.
The blood, quick in these.
And now, the darkness holds dominion.
Black as death.
Great is the weapon that cuts on its own.
Nice. Good loot. Wait, what was this curio?
Okay, it was the elder falter, I never used it.
That's a pretty important one to forget to use, so I'm glad we remembered.
What?
No, it's supposed to have a negative port.
He thugged it out.
Oh, shit.
Can't bug these for seven, I have not.
Sounds good, though.
Unbalanced.
Time to perform beyond one's limits.
I'm flicking ya!
Success so clearly in view.
Or is it merely a trick of the light?
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
No, no.
Death waits for the slightest lapse in concentration.
Let's get some dodges in there, bud.
I'm gonna be a little bit more aggressive.
This is a serious injury.
Good Resest.
This expedition at least promises success.
Getting a little hairy, boys.
I
Momentary
remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
you have three rubies holy
i don't think we take any of this
one
he'll be
a lurching composition of all the worldly death
Another abomination, cleansed from our lands.
To a killing blow.
Go back to the pit.
Gaze, reeling, about to break.
It's 80% Prott right now.
Be gone, Fiend!
or cowardice.
How quickly the tide turns.
No way, dude.
This isn't good for us if he doesn't go first.
and fury. More destructive than a hundred cannons.
It came from the stars. Let it return to them.
This will put them below the threshold to use them again in combat.
Unfortunately, we have two afflictions, but what can you do?
We'll redraw them.
I want these shards, bros.
I'm a mere handsome reward for a task well-performed
curious is the trap maker's art his advocacy un-witnessed by his own eyes
I don't know the other one, okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lowest possible damage by the way.
Oh my god.
What's- he's faster than this guy, bros.
He's faster than him, man.
Another one falls.
I'm going to use power, unleash it.
The darkness holds much worse than mere trickery and boogeymen.
As victories mount, so too will resistance.
We cannot proceed because this could be a shambler and that kills our team, so...
Alas.
Their squeals fade.
Their confidence is shaken.
Pretty good.
What the fuck was fast healer?
A fresh irritant to some a sanguine memory to me
Let's lock this one in
You got this is like the worst one by the way
Just for the minus accuracy
It was especially bad because he was level zero, so it just obliterated this character.
Well that was fucking scary.
God damn.
Well we did.
The Swine Prince.
Wow.
Dismissed.
What's this wine prince again?
Isn't that the guy with like the cart?
Or am I thinking of the courtyard?
I think I'm thinking of the baron.
Oh, it's Wilbur, the guy who marks.
Parks, right, right.
Gigabig Pig and Small Bear.
Name the unnamed guy? Alright, what's the name of this bitch right here?
This hound master.
We're not going to do Michael Vick, why don't you buy crystal items because I don't have
the currency.
I've been laughtin'.
Hold on, we're gonna put an asterisk on this person today indicating that they transcended
their mortality.
Speed come xD.
There we go.
It fits barely, barely.
Well, we need some killas with a Z.
I wish I had another flagellant, but they fucking died.
Who- who went the front door?
Who went the motherfucking front door?
This fella.
Do we have any accuracy for you?
I don't remember.
Alright, here's what we're gonna do.
You are going to level if I beat this.
Unless I use this.
Fuck you.
I feel like this item is pretty underrated, TBH.
Which one? The 25... it bearstinted.
Ba ba ba, bearstinted!
I'm looking at Darkest Dungeon Tierless.
What I meant to say is I think I underrated.
Does that make sense?
Bitch.
First we hit him with the D-Buff Amulet.
Booo!
Then we hit him with the muthafucka annnnd.
not. Can't do minus accuracy on him. We could do plus accuracy. We could give him the scouting
book. We only get one camp. Four, eight, twelve.
Well, what are we putting on this guy?
I don't think we need the prompt.
What do you do with that?
Swag.
I don't think I've ever used this item.
First, we're going to use the best, literally the best ability in the game, bellow.
Um...
No, not hello, bellow.
No, not hello, better shut up.
It's not the worst ability in the game.
I'm probably going to do anything of the order here.
He can lands fourth rank.
probably pistol shot fourth rank stun third rank meaning we do not need the
stun
probably
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Upgraded, not upgraded.
I wonder if we get rid of the point blank here.
Even if it is my favorite ability.
We Gucci?
Gucci.
Hmm.
Level 0, eh?
Hmm.
Level zero, eh?
You like wine?
I like dry red wine.
So I can't really drink it anymore.
Why not?
Gives me heartburn.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
Sixth Earth Championship, Kodi King, next or 7th?
To work out today?
I work out after stream, and it will be doing.
What's my program?
I just...
I try to walk two miles, and quickly walk, like, like fast.
Brisk walk.
Can I go over that?
I'm just so fat in out of shape, like that's what I'm working on right now.
Got an overachiever over here.
It has completely regulated my blood pressure, by the way.
I think we're good.
Go, Biden!
Now, imagine if you're running.
I mean, eventually it'll be running.
You gotta walk before you can run.
Kinda hate that.
Should, what should we, I mean, this is really good,
right here.
What do you think, fellas?
I kind of don't want to spend the month.
How much do you weigh?
I've lost like 10 pounds, maybe a little bit more.
I think I'm at like 220.
I'm only 5'9", not 220 stones.
When you're fat and out of shape, like, you lose weight pretty quick at the start.
I don't know why.
I don't know what am I, I don't fucking know.
Waterweight?
Oh.
You're sweating that shit out, dude.
I have the opposite, I got a gain weight.
All you got to do is eat food, bro.
It's easy.
Eat food and don't do anything.
Let me tell you how easy that shit is.
Do a strict eight hour regiment of sitting in your chair and eating an entire chipsoy
cookie thing.
Easy.
way ahead of you I don't think I don't think I personally was ever supposed to be fat my
My body is just not built for it.
Nobody is.
I don't know, some people are fat with such grace.
Is anyone?
There's some big motherfuckers, man.
Oz and Oz, six per seven, tape, six per seven, again, somehow?
I don't know how.
Uh, I don't know.
I'm just like inherently a wimp.
so having to carry around extra weight probably isn't good for my brittle bones
we Gucci fella
any tips for a fella we're tone-fucked to start walking through the foot pain
um
Um, that can be a bitch, like I went through a phase a little while ago where I tried to
exercise and it didn't hurt my feet, uh, oh yeah, and I checked my shoes by the way,
they are hocus shoes and I swear, H-O-K-A dude.
It's like walking on actual air dude, I don't know how to describe it.
If you have the money, I would recommend that brand of, that's it, that's it, that's the
only brand of athletics you have ever used, I think.
So there might be better.
Do your research, obviously.
But like, you can go to any store and like try them on, you know what I mean?
And there's usually some sneaker heads there who can like, help you out.
So, my advice, I got big feet.
And they're like, I think I have a really high arch too.
So it's important that you get a shoe, don't just settle for a shoe.
There is a shoe that is for you.
Don't settle.
Try on as many pairs until it literally feels like you don't even notice that you're wearing
shoes, if that's possible.
Sorry, I'm talking too much.
That was me finding a discontinued model of vans, I've bought like 20 of them to last
you forever.
That's a good, good idea.
This item is insane, by the way.
I think we're good.
We can do something with you.
Don't hate that guy's shoe choice.
Don't hate the player.
Hate the game.
The game being genetics and the size of your weird gnarled feet.
Am I forgetting something?
What does this do?
That makes them really fun, truly.
When in doubt, look at what healthcare people wear. It's mostly on cloud and hocas.
Yeah.
I cannot stress.
I think I said this the last time we talked about this.
Well, I guess that episode of Rick and Morty where...
Rick makes perfect level and then you don't die it's like that
having a like a suitable pair of athletic shoes
Moon I am an adult I don't watch cartoons we're also fat as shit so why don't you sit down and
listen up and do some good one all right buddy I'm trying to hit you with some
motherfucking knowledge so why don't you get them slovenly hands up to your ears
and get a Q-tip scrub the wax out shut the fuck up
you don't have the scouting thing
Whatever dude. We'll get lucky this time, right fellas? We do have this.
Mmm. We'll put it on this guy, actually.
Forget.
to our reality. The timing of the chance is imperative. Without the proper utterances
at precise intervals, the process can fail spectacularly.
Space Dust also lets you use limited abilities more than once to common choose to get space
crack and spam bolster and man herbs for 100% dodge buffs.
Yeah.
We'll keep that one in the back pocket, I think.
Brr brr brr. It has to be here, right?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
There we go.
It does not have to be there, fellas.
Well, well, well.
This is gonna be a waste.
It doesn't really matter, it doesn't really matter what we do.
Oh
Continue the onslaught destroy them
How quickly the time turns dude you're fine
Terrorists may indeed stalk these shadows, but yonder a glint of gold
As victories mount so too will resistance
The way is lit the foot is clear
We require only the strength to follow it.
Rest disadvantage. Give them no quarter.
Oh.
I'll beat the fellows.
Good luck werewolf. I believe in you. I believe in you, bro. I believe in you. Nice resists.
Dr. Cry looks cursive. Ewww.
Ewww.
Dodge. Still, still works, baby.
I'm a big-minute arms fan.
This expedition at least promises success.
Oh, we should open that fight.
A moment of respite.
Whoops.
A chance to steal oneself against the coming horrors.
Whoopsie.
The match is struck. A blazing star is born.
We're gonna fight the boss too, bros.
You said no shambler level zero.
Yeah, but he's got prod.
We've got pretty good heals.
Um, we have two more posts.
Okay.
Okay
Honestly this formation
Hold on, let's see.
The only thing that that sucks is if she gets moved to the front.
Is there a constant ticking sound left here or am I going crazy? Crazy.
No bolster. He's only level zero. It's not that good here.
Bringing ears, word vision, the end approaches.
Executed with impunity.
is a rarity in the fevered pitch of battle.
A singular strike!
Another abomination, cleansed from our lands.
Titan is a rarity in the fevered picture of battle.
Super.
A momentary abatement.
It could be dismissed as a fever dream, if not for the corpses.
I
Back to the pit
Mama Mia
and now the darkness holds dominion black as death
All right, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna loot this.
Destroy it!
Obliterated.
A devastating blow.
In Radiance, may we find victory.
Yeah, let's see Moans right now.
you can turn off the crib mod now we're done with the shambler so
It is a travesty. A blundering mountain of hatred and rage.
That proc coming in close.
Oh my god!
I'm trying to skip.
Yeah, but what if you stun this guy in a 20% pot?
Impassion is a rarity in the fevered pitch of battle.
Exhumated.
Just to a killing blow.
Only rats will it take to gnaw through a ton of putrid flesh.
I'm going to go back to the base and get back to the base and then go back to the base.
secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place
Mortality clarified in a single strike.
a dizzying blow to body and brain.
Such a terrible assault cannot be left unanswered.
lost their hope and resilience.
Well struck.
Another one falls.
We're gone, Fiend.
The space between worlds is no place for mortal men.
Success so clearly in view. Or is it merely a trick of the light?
The light. The promise of safety.
As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted, and purpose is made.
made clear.
The wounds of war can be healed.
Never hidden.
You pussy!
Frustration and fury are destructive than a hundred cannons.
Soons sedated.
Why am I credit so much?
Oh, I installed a mod that makes it so that the number displayed right here is actually
plus my pain.
Darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men.
Seize this momentum, push on to the task's end.
No scale.
Aw, I used my holy waters. Nooooo!
abatement.
is power. Unleash it. Death waits for the slightest lapse in concentration.
of
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Foolish horrors.
Brought low and driven into the mud.
Annihilated.
You're RATICATED!
I never miss be wary triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall
well let's hope we don't get a hunger check
lol
Oh man. Maybe this is a torch. We'll hold on.
Why did you do that?
Borgorovni, in a nice kill fix for 7.
Get a little risky there, chief.
He's such a jerk.
Man, I don't know if I can do another rune.
find yourself, their overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
We don't need that. We don't need that thing.
I'll take two shambles on the boss.
He deserves this one.
Do they all get asterisks?
They're the ones who did not push out.
in the face of evil.
Err, excuse me.
I don't think we need this one anymore.
Well, that was cool. We got the map and the virtue. I got more red trinkets than I got
other trinkets
I'm gonna name the man at arms guys
not naming him 9-11
not naming him Chris Benoit
We're not in any of them, Saddam Hussein.
Gohan Blanco!
You don't get it? That's okay.
Oops.
of
is it a nerd reference uh yeah is it okay
little fucking bitch.
Oh.
Well, that mission went very well.
too well
boom boom boom boom boom
yo we scouting up there
Yup.
Maybe it's time to put Child Killer to level 3.
Hmm.
Hmm, maybe we start with Buu.
Honestly, maybe we should have kept those boots.
Whoops.
Man, we want to speed up on this bit, on God.
C-14, thanks for subbing, and Xanax, thanks for subbing, so C-14 says, Bombs fucked my
sleep schedule again.
Don't you build a zone?
Ukrainian chatter?
Feels fucking bad man.
Your place stalker gamma now
Not because I don't want to mr. Worldbot
I thought I would love Stalker too, but that game was not very good when I came out.
Kind of un-good.
It still isn't.
Oh.
Hmm.
Bam, bam, bam, try to figure out how we're going to put this team together.
man, man, man, man, we have the cudgel, but he needs the scouting stuff, huh?
I mean I guess we're gonna have this on someone else, right?
I wish you had hair.
I wish you would shut up.
I don't think this team's very good.
Wait, it's not good.
Who'd we drop just now?
The shield breaker.
Where did she go?
right here. I need this guy. We're going to be blackjacking with this guy pretty much
every round, so. But how do we kill the fourth rank? I think what we do is this, and then
And we hit them with the speed, the stun.
Wait, that won't work.
We hit them with the speed, and then the contract.
Cool.
Mr. Worldwatt!
Hmm... We can do this from the front rank.
Oops.
Mr. Worldwide!
Yeah, whatever.
It don't matter.
Joe Biden who you know the dismount is
That chatter annihilated that other chatter I think we're good
Oh cool do I need these maybe maybe haps I kind of want to bank some Dosh though
For what? I get passive interest every week. If I get the 200k, it'll be 10k turn, which
should cover each turn's upgrades. The thing from the Star's Rooms here this week.
Nah, I'm good, man.
We're going here, right?
Warn's Explored.
We're going here.
XB.
The herbs, holy water, torch, banner, gucci, gucci, gucci, gucci, gucci, gucci, gucci,
Goochie Goochie
Almost forgot the shovels again lol Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie
Don't need Goochie Goochie
counting 70%
you're by DD2
uh... yeah
to prosecute our war against the swine
who's first scout their squalid homes
It was swag.
I enjoyed it.
Can I go piss, please?
I'm gonna.
Thank you.
I will return.
based on shitty Japanese media dude all my morals and beliefs dude this is where
they come from now and it's your fucking fault dude
war has changed war is bad our time has ended you love three though I love this
game too I'm not gonna lie dude
I'll see you guys on Thursday. Yes, sir. And here I pledge. On Thursday, I will not be late.
I pledge to you. Thanks for watching.
I consider myself good friends with like Sure-For, Rain, Bigger, Garrick, Oderon, all those guys
that hang out with a Discord.
and that's because I hung out with them
soda
I mean I could serve soda a good friend too
I think he's very funny but he hasn't hung out with us and
ever since the guys GF do you know it's been in the
the GF vortex right and the both of them are all
are more than welcome to fucking hang out to they just
They're fucking like rabbits right now dude.
We gotta give them their space dog.
My very best friend in the whole world.
To get to the new world, you first have to make a jump and get off the ground.
Not knowing what the future holds.
Yeah, you don't have to talk to someone every day to be a good friend with them.
I'm trying to do like a little shuffle step. Check it out.
I wish the well scream into your microphone now yes very good
good.
You ready?
Hit it.
It's new, baby.
Farewell
I should not be here yeah, I should not be here man
I didn't fucking see that shit, dude.
I guess.
I
That's a galley that one you know what streamer coin underscore. Thanks for giving 10 subs
The fuck is streamer coin
It's crypto guys like super coin thanks for the 10 subs man super appreciated much love
from the community W's in the chat but also which chat all crypto currencies are skinned
you know that right just unrelated to the 10 sub thank you for the 10 subs though I appreciate
But also all cryptocurrencies are scams
You're better off playing the lottery if you want to gamble your money like that
10k a month rent guys I can't help it guys I can't help it I have to be in LA
$20,000 a month guys I have to be here I see people talking trash about this game
in twitch shut you guys gonna be real
disappointed that your broadcast can
afford literally game over here huh
yikes what's wrong you little salty
little salty tiny tiny little man
No point buying now, no sex mod?
Tell me so. Tell me what's worse.
He knew I was fat from my voice.
He's been getting on to that show. There's a whole fucking back lord to that.
you
You
Hmm, I have a tough one.
Sweet.
Lol.
Swag.
So, we actually, I mean, we'll check it out, actually.
Our scout is so high, though, holy fuck.
I also should like this.
Fine.
The darkness holds much worse than weird trickery.
It's kickin' time!
See ya!
We torch down here.
It's a lot of money.
Why so many hunger trucks?
Finding the stop is only the first test.
Now it must be carried home.
The way is lit. The path is clear. We'll require only the strength to follow it.
You're advocated!
A time to perform beyond one's limits.
I'll choose.
Probably got a Cam.
Wealth beyond measure, awarded to the brave and the foolhardy alike.
Summated
100 blight
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
see ya
damn we hit him
that's crazy
annihilated
Annihilated.
Slowly, gently, this is how life is taken.
A full pack often attracts unwanted attention.
No encourage my dumb
Let's greet it
In radiance may we find victory
Do you just tip touch the enemy?
Huh?
I'm only partially lowering my torchlight below 50 because it gives you a small bonus loop.
I'm trying to conserve my torches.
Look right here.
She don't stop, Rose.
Back to the pit.
nightmarish creatures can be felled they can be beaten
stop being hungry
That's fine.
No sicker room.
Maybe.
Their formation is broken. Maintain the offensive.
Press this advantage, give them no quarter.
and
continually onslaught
destroy them all
there is may indeed stop these shadows but yonder
We hit her with the blakie, dude
As the light gains purchase spirits are lifted
And purpose is made clear she took no stress damage from that
If only treasure could staunch the flow weird other worldly corruption
Oh, she's a litter
Makes sense.
You're not gonna get it.
You're gonna get it.
thing
Inspiration and improvement. Well, lucky
Executed with impunity
darkness closes in haunting the hearts of men
and trifling victory but a victory nonetheless
This big yellow man.
Surely not the shame one there.
Oh I do have two stacks up there. What the hell?
I got so much.
Impressive!
I did not mean to do that.
Worked out.
That devastating blow.
the slow death on foreseen on forgiving
Oh, I forgot to drop the food.
LOL!
Oh well.
I think we just leave.
Goodbye.
go on Blanco
I don't know if I'm ever going to use this.
for this.
That's nice.
I did.
Mr. Worldwide!
Mr. Mothafuckin' Worldwide!
What does this guy do?
Death Blow, Resist, and DD-1. What's the...
We got the 87.
I don't know.
That's the one where there's like different organs?
Is this the one where Blight's really good?
All dots?
Okay.
Who's level 3?
don't really have much keelaroonie though
Doesn't Impale get a blight on it eventually?
Thoughts on your favorite stringer, the burnt peanut?
I think he's goop-tastic.
Hey, thanks for tuning in, bro.
Go, go, go!
Hmm.
Let's do... this.
Oh god.
I hate you.
Who needs the treatment though?
Ren?
And then his cringe.
Yeah.
Shut up, Ben.
Sorry.
No.
Ryan.
Ryan?
I'm a man.
We're doing pretty good in terms of quirks.
Mayhaps we lock this bad boy in.
It's just kind of whatever because.
This is only really good in a comp with an occultist or someone else who does a mark
and someone who is also faster than him.
I mean, it's so really good.
I like this one.
Freak up, big dog.
Mr. Worldwide!
Kudgel.
Stunned.
Wait, do we have a...
I think I sold the blade one, huh?
Is there one for sale?
Yes.
Speed.
Where'd it go? Am I dumb?
No. I'm not.
What do we put on this bad boy?
probably this
i need someone to hold the book too
we'll start her in the front
Anyone with syphilis?
Nice.
Hmm.
We can maybe drop this.
But who's gonna heal his stress?
I don't know.
I don't fucking know, mate.
Jesus?
I don't think so.
Wow.
You guys are so dumb, dude.
Can you do it with no survivors moon moon pretty please?
No survivors?
How's that?
Is that good?
You know maybe we...
Hit him with one of these.
Let's keep them level two for now.
With no survivors.
Get it?
All righty, are we missing a thing?
No.
We'll do one more.
No.
each attempt invariably brought only failure and disappointment. Progress was halting and
the rapidly accumulating surplus of wasted flesh had become burdensome.
The thing is more terrible than I can describe. An incoherent jumble of organ, sinew, and
bone.
Well, at least we have those trinkets to counteract that debuff.
We gotta go down first.
Nooooo.
I think we two shapers another one falls
holds.
Begone, fiend!
Back to the pit.
Do it again, bro.
Darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men.
Seize this momentum. Push on to the task's end.
Well, we didn't level this up. That's pretty bad, but I guess we'll use this.
Um...
Yeah.
A powerful blow!
As the fiend falls, a faint hulk blossoms.
Noob.
A devastating blow.
one
confidence surges as the enemy crumbles
great is the weapon that cuts on its own
Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place.
Our death by inches.
Not being ambushed is very good, because if you get ambushed, you'll be able to get
It counts as a battle and will reduce the length of time you have your buffs.
It's usually just like a throwaway play too.
It's cringe.
The match is struck. A blazing star is born.
That was even low enough.
I'm probably gonna backcrack that's my fault by the way
where the heck my secret room where's my secret room
That was a movie reference. I don't even know the name of the movie, guys.
DUNCREDIBLES.
A flick reference? Yep.
Where's the son of good?
Run, run, run!
Hit him with a two, fella.
You won't.
Because you can't.
Watch this, my flag won't die here, watch this.
For real?
Now you're just gonna hit him and bleed him? Watch this.
If this happens, I'm never using a flag on the other guy, there we go.
Insane.
It's over, big man.
So far, big man.
Greenstone thinks we're 100 months old.
Olivia thinks we're something?
Slowly, gently.
This is how a life is taken.
In radiance, may we find victory.
A brilliant confluence of skill and purpose.
Bitch.
Continue the onslaught.
Let them all...
Good Resistorino, fella.
Their formation is broken.
Maintain the offensive.
so clearly in view or is it merely a trick of the light that's a lot of food
Well, you really don't have to scouting for it.
Then there's no more barricades.
Oops.
Ancient traps lie in wait, unsprung and thirsting for blood.
Hmm.
We should be good.
I'm gonna eat that.
What do we want to start with?
Not a stun.
Probably faint.
We're good.
Scurrying, contorting and ever expanding, this horror must be unmade.
I
Love me
Masterfully executed.
the
and bogeyman.
They don't want a boss.
It is as grotesque and death
as it was in life.
As victories mount,
so too will resistance.
The light, the promise of safety.
That would have been nice.
Inspiration and improvement.
A decisive pummeling!
This expedition at least promises success.
I got one torch.
I'm in my mouth, I'm in my mouth, I'm in my mouth.
It is.
You greedy bitch.
What can you do, fucking, what can you do, lad?
Surely you just, lad.
Abomination cleansed from our lands
Sure you fucking chest
Idiot
Double idiots
Triple idiots
I'll take him in the face.
of
Hit her with the style, Blycky.
I kind of want to hold onto this torch.
And now, the darkness holds the mingles.
What do you need cash for when you have 150k?
As your characters level up the upgrades get way more expensive.
I'm sorry.
Please bring the chamber.
a tripling victory but a victory nonetheless
Executed with impunity.
A singular strike.
The earth waits for the slightest lapse in concentration.
Damn. She cool out, hell dude.
No shuffle, that's good.
Oh, that's good.
A time to perform beyond one's limits.
Meaning either the vision, the end approaches.
That's who we want to get bombarded on, by the way. Because the plate doctor is a
very high disease resist, or higher.
The damage is insane.
Who wouldn't even think you could beat a cow in a fight if protecting its cow?
No.
Easy now.
remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
that's pretty lucky by the way
Oh
Mr. World wine or fresh pirated to some a sanguine memory to me
Well, I just realized we have to go to the courtyard
Who we got
We got Colt 45 1911. We should uh, we should go now, I think.
I don't even know what happens in the first corridor. I don't think anything happens.
Wow.
Is the first time the crocodile or is it the second time?
Is the first time?
Oh god.
If I recall correctly, the crocodile has pretty high believers in this.
Go dial BD-1.
Step 50.
It actually has less bleed resistance than it does blade.
Huh.
Wham!
Wham! Wham! Wham!
Mr. Worldwide!
I
Hmm
It's a fentanyl angle.
I mean, the fight takes place where he's in the water.
Surely there's like a funny interaction there, right?
Where my fire skills don't work.
Do you know what I am saying?
Do you know when I am singing?
Do I really want to bring an occultist to this?
That is the question.
I don't think so.
Hmm.
We're kind of running out of dudes, huh?
Lepper is dubiously useful here.
I like the Grave Robber against everything except the boss, maybe.
The self could be good.
I don't really like the flagellant here.
I don't like the plague doctor here.
Like, doctors get up until the boss.
Maybe this fella.
Dismiss Skinwalker.
Does the crocodile...
Doesn't the...
When the crocodile goes underwater, is that kind of a stealth?
Or is it just, like, make...
Like, I feel like it gives him, like, a ton of dodge?
Maybe, or is it, like, a ton of protection?
The buff not still.
She has quirk farted.
No, that's faded.
That's faded.
I need someone who doesn't really move.
We could do third rank.
This guy.
We could just throw daggers.
I don't think that's very good though.
We could fendt it all.
Hmm.
What are the interactions between the crocodile and the fire moose here?
I think it doesn't like cleanse itself of debuffs.
I'm pretty sure it does.
like when it goes underwater.
Maybe it's a healer.
We could do him.
All of our good attacks.
The thing about this is that the Crocodile attacks more than once, so the Divas wear
off faster, which is bad for Mark.
But we're going in Giga style, so.
That's 130 to 155.
It means he cannot resist our stuff.
along the way is the 5-5-W.
Some other guy did it first.
Oh, so I think I jumped off a bridge. Would you do it?
Yeah, okay, understood
Uh, that's 40% damage.
We could make it 50, but is it worth?
I think we get a cheat.
Once again, checking my guys because I forget who needs to go.
We will.
Gosh, it's so expensive.
Curious methodologies and apparatus.
There we go.
Joe Biden to yield. Joe Biden to yield. Joe Biden to yield. Joe Biden to yield.
On quest complete, transform into waking panda.
So it probably does something cool.
And it probably keeps swapping back and forth.
Yonk?
The fact that you can buy these like limited use ones is crazy.
That shit craped.
I don't have a good idea of what's going on here, but I'm going to try and get rid of
it.
Shut up.
Thank you.
Probably don't need this anymore.
All of these have a potential use.
I'm kind of dubious on this one.
I don't know if I'll ever use this.
It could be good.
Ah.
My one worry here is we're going in with a little stress.
There we go, we're good, holy.
We're gonna put this on, we're good.
What that should do is make this minus 5 stress at 70% chance.
That's pretty good.
That said, it's kind of scary to stall against the bloodsuckers because every time they hit
you they have a chance to turn you into a vampire.
Which is cringe.
D from Vampire Hunter D. You guys know in the original Vampire Hunter D, actually it
might be the second one, I forget. The little imp that goes, and then like backs up behind
a pillar, like halfway through the movie. You saw the dungeon chill video. I saw that
one too but my friends and I actually watched that movie before the video came out so I
was stoked because we all thought it was fucking hilarious I'd never seen it before
it's just like it literally has like three frames of animations and then like disappears
behind a pillar it there's like it's just there the scene is there like it's
it's three seconds long and I'm pretty calm I can't remember this true but I'm
pretty confident no one reacts to it happen
That's funny.
Show it?
I mean, that's on the guards.
I don't expect them to be able to, but isn't the scouting trick at useless in the courtyard?
I don't know.
I don't remember, so.
Go is...
Where is the linear map?
You can't scout?
You can scout?
Yeah, that's where...
Well, let me mute my game.
He literally just walks back at you.
So stupid.
He fucking hates me, dude.
He fucking hates that guy.
Some guy was just convicted of killing Tupac.
Man, they're really scraping the bottom of the barrel, aren't they, fellas?
They're giving it their all.
Holy fuck, dude.
Aliens, Tupac's murderer, dude.
What really killed Elvis on the toilet?
Hmm.
Weird. That's weird.
All of a sudden, I'm feeling placated and sufficiently distracted.
Oh, I just can't put my finger on it, dude.
Uh, let's see you this as well.
Put my Fingie in it.
Give me.
I think we're good.
Gotta get some oof-raves.
Kind of want to max this shit out.
Asap.
I don't...
We have a lot of portraits.
I think we have...
There's another building need for what that requires of.
Fair amount of a...
Wait, we want that, don't we?
Is this...
This...
The shards?
Who is this?
of
all righty
by a file
Yeah, yeah, a little bit faster fellow. That's okay, but doesn't scouting in the courtyard
show you what's coming up? Give spit six or seven? Like otherwise it looks like an empty
hallway.
I've been playing for five hours and always team one.
I'm going to teach you something about this game, okay?
Now I know that I have several people who can heal.
Alright, but I'm going to teach you the most important stats in the game.
Alright?
You don't need a tank, a healer, and DPS.
There's a very, very narrow-minded view, okay?
Because the enemy cannot hurt you
if you are faster than that.
Or if you stun them and remove their turn.
So when you're picking missions,
look for missions.
Look be looking at what your trinket reward is. I targeted these bracers which honestly haven't gotten much use out of. I targeted this plus two speed. I targeted this plus three speed. I targeted this.
I think I targeted that. I targeted these. I targeted this. The scouting chance very important. Tratter being able to scout normal missions to don't keep stepping on traps.
Every time you enter a main room, try to be at radiant light, which is like 76 torch
light.
See if I have a higher chance of scouting.
And yeah, games about denying them turns.
I think we're good.
We are almost not good, fellas.
Meow, meow, meow.
Okay.
Let's rock.
It's time to unleash the Crimson Horde.
You know, I could be wrong, but I'm almost confident that the crocodile has, like, a
pole, doesn't it?
I don't know.
We'll see.
I'm just imagining stuff.
Anyway this is gonna go giga hard with the motherfucking ancestral map that we
have by the way. Oh mega hard.
I forget what I need so I'm gonna bring everything.
LOL!
I missed an armor upgrade.
Okay, I knew you were wrong, by the way.
I'm glad you guys are shooting that guy.
skills. Uh, we Gucci, we Gucci. Hello. He could be size two now. I think he is. No, he's
size one. The sneaky little bitch. Yeah, we're good. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
What would we be using? This. This. Before left. We could use Bless. Probably on eel,
bounty hunter.
All right.
The courtyard and gardens surrounding the manor were once a point of pride
for the diligent custodians I employed.
Great banquets and lavish social affairs were hosted
here under the stars.
Despite the expectation of propriety normally ascribed to those in opposition
We mocked the stoic melancholy of the moss covered fountains and cherubic statues
Our salacious trists have hidden in the hedgerows
Our morality slipping ever deeper
into the mud
Mmm. Okay
So then sinking these stone terraces and sprawling gardens for the sight of long forgotten
revelry and well remembered regret.
That's great.
Oh.
Greetings!
Yes, I made it.
The slow death, unforeseen, unforgiving.
Oh, he's gonna get so mad.
Continually onslaught destroy them all
Good dodge
As the fiend falls, the faint hope blossoms.
In before vampire.
Wait, how does this work here?
It's working.
Oh, we definitely took way too many for this.
Okay, I do not appear to be scouted properly.
This one's a shovel, right?
I know the most important one is the wine box which is shovel.
This one's torch.
Oops.
I forgot to stress heal.
Oops.
Let's find something to kill!
Stop here!
Bro stop!
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
Hoolish horrors.
What lo and driven into the mud.
Hey, we got a real scout this way.
I
Destroyed
Great is the weapon that cuts on its own.
These nightmarish creatures can be felled they can be beaten
I'm sure we have enough food though, fellas.
We're gonna leave his stress where it is and stop worrying about it.
Cree not real Scout
We're sure the Crocodile is down
No.
Annihilated.
I think this one's holy water, isn't it?
I remember.
I need stress at all, fella!
I never stress!
No, I never stress.
What if he right here?
The ground quakes!
You fucking bitch!
We'd love to see that.
Finish you.
Okay.
Please make him a vampire.
Don't see
And goodbye.
I think I gotta keep the rest of my shovels.
Does she want blood?
Who's this?
Is it blood for Trinket?
Okay, my memory's a little bit better than I thought it would.
This might be the crocodile, but I thought that it was, like, like right here.
I'm still on the 50% chance.
Oh, you need to do it when you're thirsty?
What did I just give you?
Revispelling?
I'm exposed to a killing blow.
three
Damn.
That's the ball.
100% Stun Rate?
Success so clearly in view.
Or is it merely a trick of the light?
Uh, yeah, because I literally did have 100% Stun Rate.
Blackjack 130, plus 25, 155, he had 50%, subtracted his resistance from my stun chance.
I have a 105% chance to stun me.
Where to hide?
Where to hide? Where to hide? Where to hide at?
I have to go back.
No.
What's down here?
I think we have to check.
Well, that was fucking easy as shit.
Blackjack very good.
Very good.
4-year-and-apprentice 35 weeks in with gigatrink, it's as easy as a what emoji?
Dude, why would I come unprepared?
In what universe would I ever come unprepared?
Dude, I'll tell you what, go film a video?
What's the current powerlifting record of the world?
Dude, because I know you ain't a powerlifter.
Go match that guy's record dog right now.
Fuck any training, bitch.
Just do it, pussy.
You won't.
You won't!
Stop. Please. I hate these guys.
How come the swimmer not lose? Oh? What?
Oh, what?
Yeah, you're mad.
I'm furious.
Actually.
I've been seeing Moonman a long time. It has been a long time since I've been genuinely
I don't like that.
Big.
What happened? I don't like to be angry.
That's pretty much it.
why not well one I'm sure contributed to my blood pressure but apart from that I
always feel bad so what's the point this expedition at least promises success
Disgusting blooded soil!
Bitch the keys!
Is there not a chest?
I don't need that.
Shut up!
And I got this!
Goodbye, food.
I wonder if there's a workshop mod to like, turn down the ambient noises in this game.
Just tighten the sound effects.
There is for mosquitoes and swine.
Okay.
What's the drinkin' I got?
So I actually really like this one.
I think this one's fantastic.
This one's actually so good.
Honestly, the main arm set is probably my favorite one.
A bewitching creditor slipped in amidst the swarm of tittering sycophants.
Though outwardly urbane, I could sense in her a mocking thirst.
Driven half-man by clawing vulgarity, I plodded to rid myself of this lurking threaten
in a grand display of sadistic sport.
But as the moment of murder drew nigh, the givest moon revealed her inhuman desire's
thrill overestalt the flying idiosness.
We like that though
These forming beans carry a pernicious plague a sickness so variable and so insidious
There's more a curse than a mere disease. Yeah, we're looking at what invoice
Yeah
Blah, blah, blah, disease, blah, blah, blah, oops.
Let's...
It's like that one.
Minus 3.7k.
Oh, mega lol.
This game go on until you lose or is there an end game?
Oh, chatters.
Is there an end game?
What does the endgame look like? Is this going to be my next forever game?
Oh, always concerned with the finish line, okay? While neglecting, and your ignorance
to admire the journey. Always concerned with racing, racing, racing.
One day you blink and you're looking down at your grave
You're being cremated no grave
I think we made it no way. Shut up, bitch. No one asked. That's cool though. Now that
I do know that.
Every time a human being says, is this my new forever game, you guys ever hear me say
I'm a father of four who's got about an hour a day to game.
Do you have any recommendations for my Lay Forever game?
Actually, it's more like 30 minutes because I often have to get up and take care of the
kids before I got time to sit back down again just as I feared now loosed from
their brackish prison it was friend like locusts across our land no I mean it's
your fault though but also no I gotta get these guys to level three my life is
like a video game
I have one minute to play each day since I'm a father of 30 do you guys have a
game for me? Yeah, so I quite like Guild Wars 2. You consider that one?
Guild Wars 2 catching strays? That's not a stray, man. That's a Chris Kyle sniper shot.
Have anyone with disease? I'm pretty sure we do. No. More like Guild Wars poo.
Oh! Oh!
What are we doing, man? I got to do this long mission.
Gohan Blanco.
Ruin.
Dupli.
Look, Mark.
Dude, this guy's got some crazy fucking trades.
Look at this.
20% damage with HP above 99.
Plus accuracy.
Plus speed on first round.
Plus accuracy against humans.
This guy hates the unholy, which is good.
We're locked in Slugger on a boner, ha ha ha ha ha.
Gohan Blanco.
And then we could do Venom Snake with the don't level up Trinket maybe?
Wait, I actually used one. I bought one. Where's the third one? Oops.
What the flug?
What did the hecky?
What do we put on this bitch?
I like damage, right?
Damage and speed.
We're gonna be using this bitch right here.
We don't bother with bonus healing on him because it's so random.
And cringe.
We got the Giga Scout combo slash do not get surprise combo of hell, by the way.
plus 50 scouting chance.
Umm...
We don't really need bonus debuff chance.
Which is nice, because of this right here.
A death blow resist of 82%, which is in truth merely 50%, either at works or it do not.
get him to 87 low he'll never die heroes never die
I don't know. What do we give him? Probably this.
Gohan Blanco.
Meow meow, meow meow, meow meow, doesn't it, doesn't it?
Okay, so this used to heal stress.
I know that.
Does it ever do it?
As you level it, I forget.
Am I dumb?
You can only use it once per bet.
This skill used to be so fucking busted, dude.
It never healed stress.
Okay, I remember abusing this at one point,
But I don't remember why, though.
Oh, I don't not remember my...
Do you think I'm DD2?
Maybe.
Maybe, maybe.
You can stack dodge and be immune to damage.
That's cool.
That's Epico, actually.
El Epico.
You know, maybe we have this guy...
I mean, he's not gonna do that much damage.
Gotta keep him blicked up.
We're just going to leave this on because we're either going to be doing white.
Hold on.
Okay, maybe we're not gonna Blackjack fellas.
Okay!
Okay.
Cool.
pull up.
alright.
Lcampo skill.
good. I know you're good. Gohan Blanco. You're always prepared.
Can he cast this on himself? I don't know. We'll see.
Gohan Blanco? Yeah. What are the end season, end of season rewards for this?
I got bad news, man.
I don't think there is a...
This might just be like a single-player game.
Or some shit.
You know what I mean?
They still make those?
Yeah.
they do. Unkslop. It's not Unkslop. Lots of people enjoy this.
Fuck it, dude. Fuck it, dude. Maximum torture, dude.
So our bank and our amount of money is going to cover those provisions and we're actually
gonna make money. Also look at our scouting cans. Oh fuck! I don't even have to fucking
camp if I don't want to, dude.
Didn't have to do that. Man, shut up dude. I gotta get some water.
The fiends must be driven back. And what better place to begin than the seat of our
noble line yes lord yeah we're back
What the fuck?
Who's taking this? I'm just a lady.
So I have a family to spend Easter with.
No.
It's all been online.
I don't know.
I think Kyle could turn head of right guys.
Can I go in this?
Hey guys.
Ah!
How much HP did I have?
What?
ETO!
I think my 2022 New Year's Resolution Fission finished Yakuza like last year when I asked.
Yeah man, I'll totally do that.
Psss, I got you bro. Don't worry.
I can't wait.
Why throw something nice away prematurely?
You know, Carpetier meant memento mori.
Well, if that's how you feel.
That's it!
That wasn't a Persona 3 reference, you fucking weeaboo.
League players might be the most subhuman trash that I've ever encountered on the internet.
This girl's got to be pretty messed up if her own sister's afraid of her.
To set upon a most reprehensible sight.
For I had been one to change his nappy on occasion.
The absorbency of said nappy soaking in the piss that would flow freely from his body.
in liquid out but now it lies at the bottom of this chamber pot as well as
the diarrhea shit that left his ass my hands shake as I reach for the chamber
pot my senses assailed with the stew of waste and I wonder how could it have
gotten worse than it was before. I've seen Black Tar escape his anus. How is it worse
than the Black Tar poop, but it's worse.
I'm in danger.
Thanks!
Thanks, Manny!
Oh
Fuck
Can England win Euro 2024? No one gives a fuck, dude. No one cares.
So, what's the fucking point of lighting the scots?
Oh no, dude!
NOOOOO!
Yeah, I don't know. I got a DM from someone who said that he knows a couple of smaller
streamers who got banned for memeing about. That guy getting shot, so. I gotta relax on
the CEO death memes. Hitler did nothing wrong. Oh. Okay, it makes
So guys I need
You're just not realizing that I chronicled that particular change when they released Tasha's conjuring
tales of the tales of
Farron approximately 3.5 years ago in my fifth
fifth edition game in the Pathfinder League
I
Do shut up my friend funk daddy, he sucks at starcraft
Shut up
The match is struck a blazing star is born. I do not oh wait no we're good
I
Their formation is broken maintain the offensive
This is an L classic O team for me
Anyway watch me for this day
I'll go on my torches.
You know, maybe this?
Dude, you're gonna pump.
Holy shit.
I'm poop stacking BTW.
Oh, obliterated.
Destroyed.
a man slayer.
Decimated
As victories mount so too will resistance
Good luck
Oh man
Well time to hit him with the yield camper room
A spark without kindling is a goal without hope.
the light the promise of safety
even the cold stone seems bent on preventing passage
Annihilated.
Surges has the enemy crumbled.
Another one falls.
Impressive.
The wounds of war can be healed, but never hidden.
This expedition at least promises success.
Omega Scout!
If only treasure could staunch the flow of motherworldly corruption.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, but...
The stop is only the first test now it must be carried home
Why
Isn't that work I understand
He'll the dog
Oh
Continually on slot destroy them
Die
Slowly, gently, this is how a life is taken.
Well, that's pretty lucky.
As the fiend falls, a fainthole blossoms.
No, please
You're free
The way is lit the pass is clear we require only the strength to follow it
You don't want to have a grandpire, Moon Moon?
Where's this guy talking about?
Oh, Grandpa Vampire.
I get it.
No.
Nay.
First person to ever say the word grandmire.
Ulish horrors.
Brought low and driven into the mud.
Not wrong.
This channel? Correct.
Get over here!
Okay.
42 Dombs.
He'd be in the ass right now.
Eel.
Can we drop our torch?
Should we?
Yes.
Writes and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place.
Circle in the dark, the battle may yet be won.
I'm pretty sure that was a super scout.
So if there's a second one, it's over here.
Why drop the torch?
Because I think I have enough.
Why?
I've done the, I've done the calculus challenge.
ouch
I probably should have hit that guy.
Now we...
Get over here, bitch.
Hmm.
Skip.
Hmm, we'll leave it, we'll leave it.
bruh bruh bruh
what was that
why does the narrator have to be such a blast killer? someone replied he's dead
Yeah, he is. He is dead.
Not incorrect.
We need at least two keys.
We could probably get greedy with our torches.
The bullets are lifted and purpose is made clear.
Masterfully executed.
No way.
Stab this fool.
Success so clearly in view or is it merely a trick to the light
And now the darkness holds dominion black as death
Probably you.
No disease, please.
Yippee!
This is 2k right now.
1, 2k? No, I'm good, I'm good.
Gohan, Poloncho.
Why didn't you buy for streamer you?
I'm a loser.
They're cursing champion falls.
Dodge.
You're dead to believe.
Loser.
The ground quakes.
More relics for seven.
It seemed kind of box.
We're kind of stacked on trinkets though.
Sometimes you just gotta give them the shit.
How I long for the day this will do too, perter.
This looks like an adult swim bumper at 3am from 2009.
The game?
He's saying it looks uncanny.
Which I suppose it does.
What are you talking about me?
Which I suppose I do.
We're gonna get that second Secret Roof Bells.
Finally time
Why we're so stealth whoa fuck you
Okay.
Can there be two Sikurums?
I read in Twitch chat that there can be two on long missions.
Ouch!
Is that the truth? Maybe not.
backline grave robber is so china meadow
down for a lot
what matters though
UAE Meta?
Oh shit.
Cool.
Well, lander beats for god, silly.
We have four torches.
Seize this momentum.
Push on to the task's end.
Oh crap.
Yippee!
Crap. Yippee!
Big Crap.
It's just like machine work for these guys. Block work, I mean.
It's just like clockwork, fellas.
People say machine work.
I swear.
They say it all of the time.
Am I playing with all of the DLCs yet?
Hey, another hunger check.
Oh, I'm so unconfident right now, though.
Oh, I just don't know if we're going to make it, dude.
Oh, Flood.
So scary.
Incoming.
Okay, I'm a loser.
DD tube is better since you can play on your phone.
But you don't have a steam deck chatter?
That's no steam deck.
Bro, I just can't carry anything else.
I gotta save...
everything.
A fortune waiting to be spent.
The darkness holds much worse than mere trickery and boogeymen.
I know skin mods to make them make it anime girls.
Oh no man.
Am I a loser?
Ostensibly, nice work, nice work.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
What? Hold up.
You, friend.
Tough.
The Mad Slam!
I need a key for that room. Damn, our inventory is stack-a-re-no.
Isn't that microphone in your field of vision, isn't it annoying? Now it is.
You son of a bitch.
Do you sing us a song, perhaps, Chief Keith?
I don't like it.
I don't know if that's the name of this song.
I think he just says, that's that shit I don't like.
It is.
Oh.
I'm not closer.
I'm not a cheeky panda.
Really?
Well, that's not what I wanted.
That is not what we wanted, fellas.
This probably sells for $11.25, which is technically more than enough.
Room by room, hall by hall.
We reclaim what is ours.
That's a bad one.
Let each help the other, and in so doing, help themselves.
restrictions removed for next quest.
Boner! Ha ha ha ha! Well, you got to go near now I'm sorry.
Meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
What do we got on the doggone?
Another long mission?
We'll get a Cove long mission.
I don't think this is very good.
Thank you for helping out Brainworms.
Nah, he's the vampire now, dude.
We could fight the thing from the stars.
Who would we use?
I think we need...
people with armor piercing or dots.
That's what we need.
Oh look, it's all the guys.
Wow.
Wowzer.
Hmm.
Did the thing from the stars have a eye stun resist?
How'd that work?
90%?
What the?
What the flip?
It's 69% stun resistance.
Hmm
Sorry
Man definitely want to bring this guy
Batchy Sam could be good.
The Deplague Docker.
Hey, what the hell are you going to do here?
Oh, we got...
You can't bring it.
Sorry.
And then, Dismiss seems okay.
What is that icon surrounding the party UI?
It's a town event called Helping Hand where they can go on missions regardless of their
level.
I see it's the left of the plague doctor.
This guy called me an abominator.
Fuck you.
Fuck you, dude.
Hmm.
We got the armor, Pierce.
That's very nice.
I wonder what would be better.
Dude, you have like 80%, right?
I don't know.
Mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama mamamama
We don't need the pole cause, yield, murder mancurrican pole.
I guess the big issue here is going to be stress.
Who fluggin' cared here?
Uh, we're gonna have to use artillery.
And...
I guess?
Uh, we could use this as well instead of throwing dagger.
Could do boom, boom, now if I get him with the pick, huh?
Actually...
No, it's still three per tick.
Jesus, the Hedgehog.
Tucker now, what is that?
Winded fringe.
Anyone with syphilis?
Nay.
What's in the shop?
Wowza!
My favorite Jesus song?
I don't really have one, man.
What about yours, bro?
Why not?
I just don't know any good Jesus song.
Roy?
That's right, Roy.
Yeah.
Yes.
Jesus walks by Kanye West, says the chatter or not me.
Yeah, I'm sure that one's awesome.
Turns to the crowd.
I don't think it's actually awesome.
Ha ha ha.
Fuck you.
For Shendo Box.
Let's get you a beefy.
Uh, hold on. 9 to 17. 9 to 17.
Just a loss of 1 speed while retaining 2 HP? W?
Let's see, thing from the stars.
Stun resistance, 85% plus 135, it'll be 145, so that's like a 50% chance, that's not bad.
It's more than what else would we put on this guy some speed plus dongerino this
guy this guy only guards in that fight I think
I don't know my
Am I just running reruns of old streams?
Yeah.
There!
What do we put on this dude?
Maybe we hit him with some prod.
What guide am I using?
I'm not using a guide, I'm using a couple of mods that make it impossible for me to
lose.
the crit mod. This guy's like a ruins god by the way look at this.
What was his debuff resistance alone?
40%.
percent. I don't think it's worth it to have this. The stun would be good, though. We could
get that up to a 1-7.
Nah.
Am I using the dimmest mod? Yeah. Yeah.
I don't know what to put on this guy.
I mean, this is just free HP, right?
Okay.
Let's kill Duthing from Dustars.
To prosecute our war against the swine who must first scout their squalid homes.
Give him the map? Yeah, we should have given him the map actually.
Oh well, too late now.
No trap please.
purpose I said please
hold on let's camp here first a spark without kindling as a goal without hope
I
Got four points
The match is struck a blazing star is born
Please be here
I didn't realize Lunge did more damage than his blood at home.
Impressive.
clarified in a single strike.
I don't know if we're doing a lot of damage here fellas.
Let's stack up some fraud on him, I think.
Why should I guard someone else?
Yeah, what if you group this guy down?
He best.
Mastering fear consumes the mind.
He's got no blight on him anymore!
of
balanced another abomination cleansed from our
Focus.
Oh my god.
Please.
One block out!
The walls close in. The shadows whisper of conspiracy.
Another one falls.
Holy...
We gone, Fiend!
Their formation is broken, maintain the offensive.
Continue the onslaught, destroy them all.
Those may indeed stalk these shadows, but yonder, a glint of gold.
The way is lit, the path is clear.
We require only the strength to follow it.
the fiend falls. Afraid hope blossoms.
Press this advantage and give them no quarter.
Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
The confidence surges as the enemy crumbles.
Success so clearly in view.
Or is it merely a trick of the light?
the light the promise of safety damn it
horrifying memory brought back into the spotlight by a tortured mind
Let's see if we can get him.
Okay
Even the aged oak will fall to the tempest's wind.
How quickly the tide turns.
That's devastating blow!
Come on, Mia.
Stop pissing everyone off, man.
brilliant confluence of skill and purpose I heal a bunch of the stress
All right
Oh, obliterated.
Fuck the hell, man!
Right, happens every time they get saved.
Yeah, you hit that corpse, buddy.
Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place.
I think we go on left.
Destroy it!
But your terrible assault cannot be left unanswered.
Annihilated.
Mama Mia.
Darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men.
Go ahead and get your cramp buddy.
There can be no hope in this hell, no hope at all.
of
The thing from the stars is a jerk.
In radiance, may we find victory.
Every time he gets attacked here, they're both paranoid.
The darkness holds much worse than mere trickery and bogeyman.
As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted.
The status is made clear.
Oh, no.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A powerful blow!
of
Or at least he hit the right person, good for you.
She marked herself.
Ulish horrors.
Brought low and driven into the mud.
Got it, the collector is here, needs some help.
The twisted faces of the damned.
Piled high and cloaked in malice.
Just trying to kill her so it'll stop!
I'm going to use my shield to make it look like I'm going to use my shield.
Yes, I made it.
Oh god.
A singular strike!
And now, the darkness holds dominion, black as death.
expedition at least promises success
of
the
The ground quakes.
Time to perform beyond one's limits
The
death of my ninjas.
Stop.
Stop
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
I don't think I could be unfortunate in like one room.
That could be unfortunate, literally, in the next room.
Well...
I already got one of these.
Oh yeah, we're about to do shovels.
We'll drop them next.
Masterfully executed.
Explosed to a killing blow.
Be wary, triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall.
Well, I'll beat that.
The
front one looks like a moon.
Shabba.
This one?
He looks cool.
Seize this momentum, push on to the task's end.
Frustration and fury more destructive than a hundred cannons
Twisting tunnels seem a little less impossible
Jesus
These guys do not make it out very well.
Wait, what I just found?
What?
Uh oh.
What was that?
50 stress for everyone? Oh man, I didn't give a fuck if there was stress. I just
earned those crystals.
From the thing from the stars.
And we'll hold.
Don't worry, Venom Snake. We're gonna get that tapeworm out of ya.
That fill when an entire party goes into the dungeon and they come back and get committed.
No, I already did that, bitch.
Ritcher seemed...
Wow.
This seems really good.
So I take 12% less crit.
Pretty much.
Now plus 10 dodge will mark.
What a flip.
Osmond.
Already giga dodging anyway?
Yeah, it's the add-on I have installed.
Sort by level.
Oh no, 150 Costco hot dog, you're getting left behind.
150 Costco hot dog, dude!
How many do we have?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10,
11, 12.
So technically,
As long as everyone goes up together...
We're gonna have to hold...
We're gonna have to hold some people back.
Long mission to hotdog and you're fine.
It's just four for a long mission, isn't it?
For the six.
Yeah, it's four.
That wouldn't even level them up.
looking kind of empty? What of it? I'm not scared of the wheel. The wheel's bitch made.
This is a short mission, but it's got the thing from the stars there.
I think we do this long mission, because I like that ring one and two.
We're trying to XP Max right now.
warrants
The warrants
Go to the wheeled guy who definitely isn't the thing from the stars
Hmm. I don't know guys
Something about
the way the guy that guy just said that
I don't know
hmm I want someone that's gonna like knock them around
Lepper Super Saiyan 2 mayhams?
I knock him down.
Run it homie.
Need that.
I knock him down.
Who do we got from the back row dude?
And I'll figure it out.
Contract.
Mmm.
Hmm.
I knock him down.
Let's do this.
Damn, you're fastest book.
Crescendo Box.
Actually, we give him the candle.
Her negative quirk 5% Damage
We're gonna bring him to map, swag, um, maybe the book as well, for maximum grade work.
Lever 2.
What ability are we taking on you?
We do not need this because we have a vessel.
So we're going to give you the punch of hell.
are mmm actually we can't use this we have two characters who need to say in
the front otherwise they're all like I can't hit anything
surrender you
this I guess cringe
You're good. Good. Good. Good.
Yup, a contract. Yup.
The old nullifying contracts.
Trash. Look at the camping skills.
Uhhhhhhh.
I don't really have any super good ones.
Actually, hold on.
That's not true.
because we have... wait, where is it?
Oh, it was the duelist... the duelist has...
refreshed camping skill uses.
That swag.
one last ride
Oh
Okay
Yeah, my inventory's full. So what? Who cares? Not me.
You
They breed quickly down there in the dark, but perhaps we can slay them even faster
You'll want to see that
Secrets and wonders can be found in the most ten of us corners of this place
That's us
It was cool
That's a there's a big man big man with the
Hit him with it
Great is the weapon that cuts on its own.
They don't know that he's super Saiyan, guys.
Uh-oh.
Look at that Rancor she's gonna love.
Goodbye.
That can't hold extra 7.
Hit him with it.
I'll sit there and think about what you've done.
This is slow death. Unforeseen. Unforgiving.
Banish him to the Fire Realm.
Annihilated.
As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted, and purpose is made clear.
Goodbye Ruby.
You can camp in the secret room.
The darkness holds much worse than mere trickery and boogeymen.
Oh, I gotta drop my torch again.
That's whatever.
I'd rather do it this way, I think.
if an inventory random monster burned too.
Meh.
In Radiance, may we find victory.
Darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men.
Didn't really like Fire Laden DD2.
It's a girl, one.
Two, I think she was really good in DD2.
the way is lit the path is clear we require only the strength to follow it
we have a little bit of an inventory problemo
chill man I got some bro chill
I should have dropped the Jade for that, I think.
Well.
Someone said, why are you keeping your emotional support, Jade?
I forgot it existed.
Shut up.
Shut up!
Well, I'ma...
I got the Fury!
Get him, what is?
Alright, that's a little more would have been nice.
That's on 2-Box Murderer getting sent to jail today.
Is there no statute of limitations on murder?
I mean, it makes sense that there's not.
There's to assume there's a lot of...
Their formation is broken. Maintain the offensive.
Blood is burning. Go to death.
As the fiend falls, a faint hope blossoms.
Before you end stream, I must know for research purposes do you wipe front to back or back
to front?
Maybe don't wipe at all.
LMK at Moon Moon, thanks.
I don't wipe.
I don't know why.
I hope this helps.
Bitch got 76 stress and won 5, dude.
I can't carry it.
Carry it!
Take a Xanax, bitch, man!
Relievous injury palpable beer so true
Hit him with it the ground quakes
dodge though okay
okay I want I needed your turn I need I needed your turn
I didn't even do anything.
They just kind of like killed themselves on me.
Mmm food. I'm sure this food's not rotten.
Church. Church. So delicious. Where am I? I am so like to get destination. I'm clinking
it! Oh. That was the wrong spot. I misunderstood where I was on the map. There we go.
I got too many goddamn fortress bros.
I'm sure she'll be virtuous, guys.
Watch this.
MLG?
Swag.
Wait, what?
Did I not select this motherfucker to do that?
no I think I might be losing it she learned to hate from reading yeah that's
why we need to ban every book another abomination cleansed from our lands
He doesn't care.
with impunity the light the promise of safety
Okay, I need you to retroactively not watch that.
It's just vomit, dude.
It's not that bad.
It's just vomit, dude.
It's not that bad.
It's over.
And now, the darkness holds dominion. Black as death.
Oh, I can't wait till we get so many more Jays.
Yo, we're gonna get five.
I can already feel it.
Stop hitting him, you perv.
Stop it!
Is that that first gig I'd get it?
Boo! Boo!
That's pretty much it.
I can't wait until we finish this mission and he gets slugger and it replaces like this
shit.
Watch this.
I just can't wait for that to happen.
This is gonna be so cool.
Okay.
Can we stack this?
Bro!
She's an opponent!
This is how a life is taken.
Rip it!
OHH!
PENTA NALL!
The drug!
PENTA NALL THE DRUG!
Zeros may indeed stock these shadows, but yonder I couldn't have gold
I'm gonna one shot these guys
Well.
For death I inches.
I'm gonna drop that we'll grab whoa like that
two
20
version
eradicated
Not just a dizzying blow to potty and brain.
You're dead to the blade.
Noob.
You're dead to my sword.
Perish.
Still taking eight? What the hell?
Success so clearly in view.
Or is it merely a trick of the light?
Uh, we could need the shovel, but we probably don't need the food.
Dude, I would chow down on some warren's food, man. Holy fuck.
There's shit probably kneading in here.
No!
Why is it not giving me anything when that happens?
Does anyone know?
It did give me some... it gave me dipsomani on someone.
Disease?
Ohhhh...
I can't disease him because he has prismicurs.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I should've killed this guy.
Oh, obliterated.
Nice.
How you gonna get that?
as victory's mount so too will resistance
Oh, no!
My teeth!
I found it, guys. I just dropped it into this chest.
Oh my god, I didn't do that!
No way.
Whatever.
No way.
Awesome, I...
Who...
Who they did...
the
tripling victory
but a victory nonetheless
I believe I'm not very confident right now.
Okay, I'm pumping it again.
I mean this is probably the last fight, but I want to check down here anyway for the cigarette, but it doesn't matter.
A momentary abatement.
You can't turn him!
People make errors here, bud.
Well, that's annoying.
This expedition at least promises success.
Come in.
Gigagreed.
You dare apply stress to Leopard too?
Look at me not musketeer?
I don't know.
I don't have the mod, I guess.
The free DLC.
What's it called?
I don't have it.
That's good.
I don't have them.
Heh heh heh.
That's good.
I mean, it's not very different from an Arbalus, right?
Yeah, we just said that.
Okay, why didn't read your stupid-ass comic?
We could smell you from over here.
How about that?
Big man? You big guy? Huh?
Big lad?
Whoa, I mean... Fuck it, dude.
I did...
I swear, I'm meaning to click on this guy right here.
I think like the hitbox is like bigger than...
I don't know. We're gonna go see if the secret room's down there.
Her poker makes her hitbox gigabig. I mean, it's not letting me click her right now. What do I
like right now? I don't know.
Oh, where'd he have a seat? Where'd he got the secret?
Don't disease me, please
Yeah, that's okay
Rabies is sick. I might leave that on her bro
Fuck you
Compassion is a rarity in the fever pitch of battle
Now give her rabies too.
Seize this momentum.
Push on to the task's end.
I don't have what I need for that.
I am on the flagella.
Got past this bug.
I think it's that little boy whoops 39 non-crit oh yeah oh yeah
You worry triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall
Here we go
Fringe
We do not give only treasure could staunch the flow
Otherworldly corruption
Are you chud or Chad?
I like to think Chad
Plus 30 stress
You're dead, mate.
It doesn't matter.
Jade. Welcome back.
a fortune waiting to be spent goodbye jade
oh wait some experiments should have never happened you are doing just work ending them
all right remember the prophecy slugger
Okay, maybe that's appropriate the fuck
They're all gross now all my life I could feel an insistent knowing in the back of my mind
It was a yearning of thirst for discovery that could be neither numbed nor satan
Oh
Yeah
I remember why this is cringe now.
Okay.
Backtracker is good.
Yeah, buddy.
I agree.
Me, aside to everyone else watching, I do not agree with that guy.
I disagree with that guy.
Not understood.
Thank you for understanding.
You can't sell that?
Well...
We almost got everyone to veteran, guys.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, go Han Blanco, pray now.
This is meditation.
I'm almost fucked up.
Pray now.
Oh, wow!
Mucho Affliction.
Oh.