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Shake class."}, {"start": 637.38, "end": 651.74, "text": " Wrong, but okay."}, {"start": 651.74, "end": 658.22, "text": " For me, the Helium fills the same role that the Man Arm does, that the Lepper does, that"}, {"start": 658.22, "end": 664.46, "text": " even the Crusader does, except all three of those people I just named do it way fucking"}, {"start": 664.46, "end": 672.58, "text": " better. Helian in order to be useful is to stand in rank one so that you can use iron"}, {"start": 672.58, "end": 679.58, "text": " swan dance to kill the stress dealers if she's able to do it. Most of the time you don't"}, {"start": 679.58, "end": 684.62, "text": " even have to stun, not all the time, just most of the time you don't even have to"}, {"start": 684.62, "end": 691.46, "text": " just don't rank 1 and 2, just let him hit you, or dodge you."}, {"start": 691.46, "end": 705.62, "text": " The hell ain't the less useful plague doctor, I want you to think about that."}, {"start": 705.62, "end": 707.62, "text": " Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"}, {"start": 707.62, "end": 709.62, "text": " Oop"}, {"start": 719.62, "end": 721.62, "text": " He's baiting?"}, {"start": 721.62, "end": 723.62, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 723.62, "end": 725.62, "text": " It was all merely a joke"}, {"start": 729.62, "end": 731.62, "text": " Tiger free six percent"}, {"start": 731.62, "end": 733.62, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 733.62, "end": 747.62, "text": " upload. Ha ha ha. Did you beat Zomboid Big M? Yeah we escaped from Zomboid, we're good."}, {"start": 747.62, "end": 749.62, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 762.74, "end": 764.74, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 777.62, "end": 781.3, "text": " Front line Hound Master Reno."}, {"start": 781.3, "end": 783.3, "text": " Zaka Rune, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 785.3, "end": 787.7, "text": " Can the defiled be consecrated?"}, {"start": 787.7, "end": 790.5, "text": " Can the fallen find rest?"}, {"start": 793.0600000000001, "end": 793.86, "text": " You hear that?"}, {"start": 794.5, "end": 795.0600000000001, "text": " Anyone?"}, {"start": 804.5, "end": 806.02, "text": " Moneeeeee!"}, {"start": 807.62, "end": 818.62, "text": " I can't fucking pick these up."}, {"start": 818.62, "end": 835.42, "text": " Eh, let's see."}, {"start": 835.4200000000001, "end": 850.98, "text": " Really need this."}, {"start": 850.98, "end": 851.98, "text": " Orpheus."}, {"start": 851.98, "end": 861.7400000000001, "text": " Well, there's no altar down here, foes."}, {"start": 861.74, "end": 864.74, "text": " Unlike me, the auto-cigaroo mod I was able to find it..."}, {"start": 866.24, "end": 868.74, "text": " It's not a mod, I got lucky."}, {"start": 878.74, "end": 880.74, "text": " I don't know if this team can do it."}, {"start": 885.74, "end": 887.74, "text": " Wait a second."}, {"start": 891.74, "end": 906.86, "text": " fellas I think we can do it actually"}, {"start": 981.74, "end": 999.1800000000001, "text": " We hold the infinite malignity of the stars."}, {"start": 1029.18, "end": 1058.98, "text": " The space between worlds is no place."}, {"start": 1058.98, "end": 1060.98, "text": " For mortal men"}, {"start": 1074.9, "end": 1077.9, "text": " Another abomination cleansed from our lands"}, {"start": 1081.1, "end": 1084.08, "text": " Press disadvantage give them no quarter"}, {"start": 1088.98, "end": 1109.54, "text": " In Radiance, may we find victory."}, {"start": 1109.54, "end": 1113.58, "text": " Neat."}, {"start": 1113.58, "end": 1115.14, "text": " Over geared, over leveled, cheating."}, {"start": 1115.14, "end": 1116.66, "text": " Yeah, very funny guys."}, {"start": 1116.66, "end": 1118.66, "text": " I see we're off to our best today."}, {"start": 1118.66, "end": 1120.66, "text": " Ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 1120.66, "end": 1122.66, "text": " I lapped when I saw that."}, {"start": 1132.66, "end": 1134.66, "text": " Smoked!"}, {"start": 1134.66, "end": 1163.66, "text": " I'm introducing my GF to your stream."}, {"start": 1163.66, "end": 1167.66, "text": " I'd better say something cool."}, {"start": 1167.66, "end": 1171.66, "text": " Continue the onslaught."}, {"start": 1171.66, "end": 1175.66, "text": " Destroy them all."}, {"start": 1175.66, "end": 1179.66, "text": " Wubba lubba dub dub."}, {"start": 1185.66, "end": 1189.66, "text": " A singular strike."}, {"start": 1189.66, "end": 1191.66, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 1191.66, "end": 1204.3200000000002, "text": " me obliterated this expedition at least promises success yeah do some healing"}, {"start": 1212.38, "end": 1215.74, "text": " eradicated"}, {"start": 1215.74, "end": 1222.74, "text": " Get over here!"}, {"start": 1245.74, "end": 1246.24, "text": " No way."}, {"start": 1247.54, "end": 1249.04, "text": " NOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 1249.54, "end": 1250.04, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 1251.34, "end": 1252.74, "text": " Dark mod activated."}, {"start": 1258.34, "end": 1259.54, "text": " Annihilated."}, {"start": 1268.24, "end": 1268.94, "text": " Consumed."}, {"start": 1269.44, "end": 1270.74, "text": " Destroyed."}, {"start": 1270.74, "end": 1296.74, "text": " I don't think I can drop anything, fellas."}, {"start": 1296.74, "end": 1312.66, "text": " I could carry any of this fellas."}, {"start": 1312.66, "end": 1321.54, "text": " Worst quest items."}, {"start": 1321.54, "end": 1327.54, "text": " Glittering gold, trinkets and baubles, paid for in blood."}, {"start": 1340.54, "end": 1342.54, "text": " Everything's okay, no panic."}, {"start": 1347.54, "end": 1350.54, "text": " The way is lit, the path is clear."}, {"start": 1350.54, "end": 1354.06, "text": " Stop living until you do the quest."}, {"start": 1354.06, "end": 1357.74, "text": " You can't really afford to backtrack because it'll hit you with so many hundred checks"}, {"start": 1357.74, "end": 1360.62, "text": " of your character star."}, {"start": 1360.62, "end": 1362.02, "text": " Another one falls."}, {"start": 1362.02, "end": 1367.42, "text": " You can't backtrack that hard."}, {"start": 1367.42, "end": 1375.42, "text": " Begone, Fiend."}, {"start": 1375.42, "end": 1399.5, "text": " I can't do that there."}, {"start": 1399.5, "end": 1401.8600000000001, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 1401.8600000000001, "end": 1403.8600000000001, "text": " I'm seven heal?"}, {"start": 1406.42, "end": 1408.42, "text": " Not bad fella."}, {"start": 1409.5800000000002, "end": 1411.5800000000002, "text": " Collect the bounty."}, {"start": 1411.5800000000002, "end": 1413.5800000000002, "text": " Back to the pit."}, {"start": 1417.46, "end": 1419.46, "text": " Be wary."}, {"start": 1419.46, "end": 1422.8000000000002, "text": " Triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall."}, {"start": 1424.8200000000002, "end": 1426.8200000000002, "text": " Who's it gonna be?"}, {"start": 1427.1000000000001, "end": 1429.1000000000001, "text": " How about you buddy? Nah, maybe not you."}, {"start": 1431.8600000000001, "end": 1441.38, "text": " Lowered my torch light."}, {"start": 1441.38, "end": 1442.38, "text": " Imagine Helium doing that."}, {"start": 1442.38, "end": 1446.3600000000001, "text": " Helium would do that and then take minus 4 speed and apply ability to herself and also"}, {"start": 1446.3600000000001, "end": 1448.8600000000001, "text": " have minus 25% damage buff."}, {"start": 1448.8600000000001, "end": 1452.8600000000001, "text": " By the way."}, {"start": 1452.8600000000001, "end": 1470.8600000000001, "text": " But she would do it. Yeah, could she do a next turn though too?"}, {"start": 1470.8600000000001, "end": 1473.8600000000001, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles."}, {"start": 1473.8600000000001, "end": 1502.8600000000001, "text": " As the fiend falls, the faint hope blossoms."}, {"start": 1502.8600000000001, "end": 1525.5000000000002, "text": " their formation is broken maintain the offensive I gotta get rid of one of these items here"}, {"start": 1525.5, "end": 1535.5, "text": " We're running low on torch."}, {"start": 1535.5, "end": 1537.5, "text": " You"}, {"start": 1565.5, "end": 1572.5, "text": " You fucking bitch."}, {"start": 1595.5, "end": 1614.98, "text": " Success so clearly in view. Or is it merely a trick of the light?"}, {"start": 1614.98, "end": 1625.18, "text": " No quest location. I believe in you."}, {"start": 1625.18, "end": 1648.26, "text": " This is mad dude chill."}, {"start": 1648.26, "end": 1659.26, "text": " Wow! I have one torch!"}, {"start": 1678.26, "end": 1687.26, "text": " I can't pick it up. I'm such a fucking loser, dude. We have to save this torch."}, {"start": 1687.26, "end": 1691.26, "text": " Mmm, goodbye."}, {"start": 1691.26, "end": 1696.26, "text": " 90% failure on the left."}, {"start": 1708.26, "end": 1729.68, "text": " You tune them up, bro."}, {"start": 1729.68, "end": 1734.52, "text": " Do they bring all the Journey Home they will stop appearing and be replaced by Luke?"}, {"start": 1734.52, "end": 1741.44, "text": " You know that if you bring all Journey Home journals, they will stop appearing and be"}, {"start": 1741.44, "end": 1744.52, "text": " replaced by loot."}, {"start": 1744.52, "end": 1750.76, "text": " How many journals in DD1?"}, {"start": 1750.76, "end": 1753.32, "text": " 29."}, {"start": 1753.32, "end": 1756.84, "text": " I'm good."}, {"start": 1756.8400000000001, "end": 1769.1200000000001, "text": " That's not bad. My inventory is full at the end of every mission. Why would I possibly"}, {"start": 1769.1200000000001, "end": 1773.1200000000001, "text": " need another remaining quick jump?"}, {"start": 1773.1200000000001, "end": 1790.0000000000002, "text": " You can make that one mission if you want it."}, {"start": 1790.0000000000002, "end": 1793.4, "text": " Yeah, I don't want to."}, {"start": 1793.4, "end": 1800.4, "text": " Let's be clear about that."}, {"start": 1806.1200000000001, "end": 1808.44, "text": " You a bitch."}, {"start": 1808.44, "end": 1810.64, "text": " Alright buddy."}, {"start": 1810.64, "end": 1817.64, "text": " Alright bucko."}, {"start": 1823.4, "end": 1828.4, "text": " Dodge them."}, {"start": 1828.4, "end": 1833.4, "text": " The dizzying blow to body and brain."}, {"start": 1839.4, "end": 1844.4, "text": " The blood pumps. The limbs obey."}, {"start": 1884.4, "end": 1886.4, "text": " Rob this."}, {"start": 1889.4, "end": 1890.4, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 1901.4, "end": 1903.4, "text": " Nothing, huh?"}, {"start": 1909.4, "end": 1911.4, "text": " Not a torch."}, {"start": 1913.4, "end": 1920.4, "text": " Hacks laden with loot are often low on supplies."}, {"start": 1973.4, "end": 1995.0, "text": " is knit these nightmarish creatures can be felled they can be beaten give me a"}, {"start": 1995.0, "end": 1996.0, "text": " get porch."}, {"start": 1996.0, "end": 2005.0, "text": " I had some reward for a task well performed."}, {"start": 2005.0, "end": 2015.0, "text": " Oh, man."}, {"start": 2015.0, "end": 2035.0, "text": " Oh, man. Wait, what was in here? Oh, it was the Osebian."}, {"start": 2035.0, "end": 2042.0, "text": " Only odds this is a torch right here."}, {"start": 2065.0, "end": 2072.0, "text": " I'm surprised we haven't been hunger-checked out."}, {"start": 2155.0, "end": 2157.0, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 2168.0, "end": 2169.0, "text": " Oh, man!"}, {"start": 2175.0, "end": 2176.0, "text": " I already found that."}, {"start": 2215.0, "end": 2218.0, "text": " Union. Black as death."}, {"start": 2229.0, "end": 2231.0, "text": " Well, time to go."}, {"start": 2238.0, "end": 2241.0, "text": " This day belongs to the light."}, {"start": 2245.0, "end": 2252.0, "text": " to"}, {"start": 2254.64, "end": 2257.64, "text": " you"}, {"start": 2257.64, "end": 2262.64, "text": " to"}, {"start": 2262.64, "end": 2265.32, "text": " the shuffling dead or silenced"}, {"start": 2265.32, "end": 2272.32, "text": " will claim to bring in all the ruins once more"}, {"start": 2272.32, "end": 2279.32, "text": " Welp, fentanyl's a vampire now, what can you do?"}, {"start": 2279.32, "end": 2286.32, "text": " What can you do?"}, {"start": 2286.32, "end": 2309.32, "text": " or fentanyl shouldn't have shared that needle, alas."}, {"start": 2309.32, "end": 2325.4, "text": " Give it to the caretaker so he fucks up."}, {"start": 2339.32, "end": 2346.32, "text": " On attack miss, debuff self minus 10 dodge."}, {"start": 2351.6800000000003, "end": 2356.76, "text": " I don't like that, Mike."}, {"start": 2356.76, "end": 2363.76, "text": " Am I not playing with districts?"}, {"start": 2369.32, "end": 2376.32, "text": " Holy fuck, September is here. Oh my god!"}, {"start": 2382.0800000000004, "end": 2389.0800000000004, "text": " Wousers!"}, {"start": 2389.08, "end": 2399.08, "text": " How much XP do the short mission apprentice missions give you as a 2 or 3?"}, {"start": 2399.08, "end": 2405.08, "text": " Not on a 6 or 2, 5 subs."}, {"start": 2405.08, "end": 2411.08, "text": " Resolve DD1."}, {"start": 2411.08, "end": 2418.08, "text": " It's 2."}, {"start": 2418.08, "end": 2420.08, "text": " Gohan Blanco."}, {"start": 2427.52, "end": 2428.52, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 2429.52, "end": 2431.52, "text": " We need to get two people to level here."}, {"start": 2436.42, "end": 2439.42, "text": " Fuuuun, Fuuun, Fuuun."}, {"start": 2448.08, "end": 2455.08, "text": " Top three favorite classes?"}, {"start": 2455.08, "end": 2462.08, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 2462.08, "end": 2467.08, "text": " I don't know, Mike."}, {"start": 2467.08, "end": 2474.08, "text": " I don't fucking know, Mike."}, {"start": 2474.08, "end": 2482.56, "text": " Well, let's sort by a level here."}, {"start": 2482.56, "end": 2491.72, "text": " One, two, three, four, five, six, seven."}, {"start": 2491.7200000000003, "end": 2493.7200000000003, "text": " I need three people on it."}, {"start": 2493.7200000000003, "end": 2500.7200000000003, "text": " I'm not sure what to do with this guy, but I'm not sure what to do with this guy."}, {"start": 2523.7200000000003, "end": 2549.0000000000005, "text": " He'll become a veteran, he won't, veteran."}, {"start": 2549.0, "end": 2569.16, "text": " We need three people."}, {"start": 2569.16, "end": 2598.96, "text": " thing."}, {"start": 2598.96, "end": 2605.96, "text": " We love a little bellow, dude."}, {"start": 2616.4, "end": 2617.4, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 2617.4, "end": 2618.4, "text": " Boom!"}, {"start": 2618.4, "end": 2619.4, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 2619.4, "end": 2620.4, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 2620.4, "end": 2623.4, "text": " Bellow, not hello."}, {"start": 2628.96, "end": 2651.02, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 2651.02, "end": 2654.5, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 2654.5, "end": 2679.5, "text": " What do I still have this in my inventory?"}, {"start": 2679.5, "end": 2709.4, "text": " I don't know if I'm going to use the"}, {"start": 2709.4, "end": 2727.4, "text": " use this I might. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 5 ancestral trinkets. How many are there? 7."}, {"start": 2739.4, "end": 2750.4, "text": " of"}, {"start": 2750.4, "end": 2772.36, "text": " Well, I think we're ready to slay."}, {"start": 2772.36, "end": 2773.36, "text": " How many dead yet?"}, {"start": 2773.36, "end": 2778.48, "text": " Nah, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty confident it says it on your screen right now."}, {"start": 2778.48, "end": 2787.92, "text": " Could be wrong."}, {"start": 2787.92, "end": 2796.92, "text": " There are 14 Ancestrals?"}, {"start": 2796.92, "end": 2807.88, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2807.88, "end": 2814.88, "text": " Two yield dead."}, {"start": 2814.88, "end": 2819.88, "text": " No."}, {"start": 2819.88, "end": 2828.88, "text": " Yeah, we're good."}, {"start": 2828.88, "end": 2835.88, "text": " We're gonna need extra food."}, {"start": 2835.88, "end": 2842.88, "text": " I'm not sure how to do that."}, {"start": 2846.96, "end": 2853.96, "text": " Wowzer!"}, {"start": 2865.88, "end": 2872.88, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 2872.88, "end": 2883.88, "text": " Now, this is fine."}, {"start": 2883.88, "end": 2904.2000000000003, "text": " I don't think I need this."}, {"start": 2904.2000000000003, "end": 2906.6, "text": " We could take this for..."}, {"start": 2906.6, "end": 2927.48, "text": " feeling three I want that swag money how come they never put together teams"}, {"start": 2927.48, "end": 2935.72, "text": " that have names do you the smell of rotting fish is almost unbearable as"}, {"start": 2935.7200000000003, "end": 2952.44, "text": " or die coming along? Good. Any plans for a D&D campaign? Nope. That's enough questions"}, {"start": 2952.44, "end": 2954.44, "text": " That's where it's at, though."}, {"start": 2958.7400000000002, "end": 2960.7400000000002, "text": " You're dead, mate."}, {"start": 2961.54, "end": 2964.54, "text": " I kinda tired myself out on those, I think."}, {"start": 2964.54, "end": 2984.54, "text": " The slow death, unforeseen, unforgiving."}, {"start": 2985.54, "end": 2986.54, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 3007.54, "end": 3008.54, "text": " Blah, blah, blah"}, {"start": 3014.54, "end": 3020.2599999999998, "text": " The spark without kindling is a goal without hope."}, {"start": 3020.2599999999998, "end": 3022.06, "text": " Am I the Chowdermen?"}, {"start": 3022.06, "end": 3023.06, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3023.06, "end": 3028.06, "text": " Because I am Chowdermen."}, {"start": 3028.06, "end": 3032.06, "text": " The Chowdermen!"}, {"start": 3032.06, "end": 3043.54, "text": " As the light gains purchase, spirits are lifted and purpose is made clear."}, {"start": 3043.54, "end": 3045.54, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 3045.54, "end": 3049.54, "text": " The Viper seeks to claim its quarry at last."}, {"start": 3051.54, "end": 3054.54, "text": " Well, we got that down, Master."}, {"start": 3056.54, "end": 3059.54, "text": " Who's dying first?"}, {"start": 3059.54, "end": 3080.82, "text": " Plus 24 stress."}, {"start": 3080.82, "end": 3085.82, "text": " That's epic."}, {"start": 3085.82, "end": 3099.5, "text": " He's clicking!"}, {"start": 3099.5, "end": 3101.5, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 3116.18, "end": 3123.22, "text": " The ground quakes, let's get a card on you"}, {"start": 3123.2200000000003, "end": 3139.2200000000003, "text": " And then, uh, this on the back."}, {"start": 3139.2200000000003, "end": 3149.2200000000003, "text": " Big blanket?"}, {"start": 3149.2200000000003, "end": 3162.2200000000003, "text": " Well, you're dead, you're not dead."}, {"start": 3162.2200000000003, "end": 3176.2200000000003, "text": " Well, that was fucking stupid."}, {"start": 3176.2200000000003, "end": 3179.1000000000004, "text": " Press disadvantage. Give them no quarter."}, {"start": 3184.46, "end": 3186.78, "text": " Great is the weapon that cuts on its own."}, {"start": 3190.2200000000003, "end": 3190.7000000000003, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 3193.5800000000004, "end": 3195.1000000000004, "text": " You're about to have an affliction, friend."}, {"start": 3195.9800000000005, "end": 3200.0600000000004, "text": " Their formation has broken. Maintain the offensive."}, {"start": 3201.26, "end": 3202.0600000000004, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 3206.2200000000003, "end": 3210.0200000000004, "text": " That's fucking awesome!"}, {"start": 3213.9800000000005, "end": 3218.86, "text": " I'm the Chowdow! Chowdow, babe!"}, {"start": 3220.1400000000003, "end": 3223.86, "text": " Let's keep it out of this."}, {"start": 3223.86, "end": 3240.6600000000003, "text": " The Deer God kill all gift posters."}, {"start": 3240.6600000000003, "end": 3243.1, "text": " Silence, poor."}, {"start": 3243.1, "end": 3246.1, "text": " Are you playing the DLC?"}, {"start": 3246.1, "end": 3252.2200000000003, "text": " Playing every DLC."}, {"start": 3252.2200000000003, "end": 3259.2200000000003, "text": " Nezagon? Oh, Chad. Who's gonna tell him?"}, {"start": 3282.2200000000003, "end": 3289.46, "text": " Dodge dodge"}, {"start": 3306.9800000000005, "end": 3308.9800000000005, "text": " Dodge"}, {"start": 3312.2200000000003, "end": 3329.9800000000005, "text": " They're not fucking dead, bruv."}, {"start": 3329.9800000000005, "end": 3334.7000000000003, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles."}, {"start": 3334.7000000000003, "end": 3337.42, "text": " Continually onslaught living in three of places"}, {"start": 3342.5000000000005, "end": 3346.4600000000005, "text": " As the fiend falls a great hope blossoms"}, {"start": 3350.78, "end": 3356.78, "text": " We're gonna drop some porches there's may indeed stop these shadows, but yonder"}, {"start": 3364.7000000000003, "end": 3383.5000000000005, "text": " I can't believe we're just at the beginning."}, {"start": 3383.5000000000005, "end": 3384.5000000000005, "text": " Away is lit."}, {"start": 3384.5000000000005, "end": 3386.7000000000003, "text": " The path is clear."}, {"start": 3386.7000000000003, "end": 3389.7400000000002, "text": " We require only the strength to follow it."}, {"start": 3389.7400000000002, "end": 3391.9, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 3391.9, "end": 3393.9, "text": " My formation!"}, {"start": 3403.9, "end": 3405.9, "text": " Demonstrating blow!"}, {"start": 3405.9, "end": 3423.9, "text": " Masterfully executed."}, {"start": 3453.9, "end": 3478.9, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 3478.9, "end": 3480.9, "text": " See you now, Pussy."}, {"start": 3480.9, "end": 3487.9, "text": " The darkness holds much worse than mere trickery and boogeymen."}, {"start": 3498.4, "end": 3505.4, "text": " As victories mount, so too will resistance."}, {"start": 3510.9, "end": 3515.9, "text": " I could have grabbed that golden dumb."}, {"start": 3515.9, "end": 3522.9, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 3522.9, "end": 3536.9, "text": " Need the key, need the herbs, need the shots."}, {"start": 3536.9, "end": 3564.9, "text": " We're good."}, {"start": 3564.9, "end": 3566.9, "text": " Light, the promise of safety."}, {"start": 3568.4, "end": 3568.9, "text": " No scout."}, {"start": 3573.7000000000003, "end": 3574.2000000000003, "text": " Weird."}, {"start": 3584.5, "end": 3585.4, "text": " Melec takes her silver."}, {"start": 3594.9, "end": 3605.9, "text": " And now, the darkness holds dominion, black as death."}, {"start": 3624.9, "end": 3626.9, "text": " I think the eldritch..."}, {"start": 3644.9, "end": 3647.9, "text": " What would it be? Beast?"}, {"start": 3651.9, "end": 3653.9, "text": " Beast mode."}, {"start": 3654.9, "end": 3676.9, "text": " I'm gonna kill this bitch."}, {"start": 3706.9, "end": 3716.84, "text": " Why is there most recent chat message you spamming goop at someone like nankill calling"}, {"start": 3716.84, "end": 3721.7400000000002, "text": " keggy a loser?"}, {"start": 3721.7400000000002, "end": 3730.62, "text": " Dude, I swear to god there's a chatter and chatter now I'm convinced it's not a real"}, {"start": 3730.62, "end": 3756.62, "text": " by the way. Tell me if you notice who we're talking about. The armpit guy in the house."}, {"start": 3756.62, "end": 3772.74, "text": " It's protonized, isn't it?"}, {"start": 3772.74, "end": 3775.94, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3775.94, "end": 3782.06, "text": " What if it's someone who's like really bad at speaking English, though?"}, {"start": 3782.06, "end": 3798.06, "text": " They have so many subscribers."}, {"start": 3798.06, "end": 3799.06, "text": " They spam co-emotes?"}, {"start": 3799.06, "end": 3800.98, "text": " That's not what they normally do."}, {"start": 3800.98, "end": 3816.18, "text": " They just type random shit that like does not make sense."}, {"start": 3816.1800000000003, "end": 3840.86, "text": " It's gonna solve a cap show."}, {"start": 3840.86, "end": 3843.86, "text": " Dude, it's so weird."}, {"start": 3843.86, "end": 3864.1400000000003, "text": " He's trying to get attention that's working?"}, {"start": 3864.1400000000003, "end": 3866.78, "text": " No he's not, he's just post for the love of the game."}, {"start": 3866.78, "end": 3869.82, "text": " Dude never asks me if it's a human."}, {"start": 3869.82, "end": 3871.2200000000003, "text": " He just types of random shit."}, {"start": 3871.2200000000003, "end": 3872.6600000000003, "text": " You seem tripped out about it."}, {"start": 3872.6600000000003, "end": 3873.6600000000003, "text": " I am, dude."}, {"start": 3874.66, "end": 3882.02, "text": " What if it's a real person? What inspires someone to speak in such nonsense in such a weird place?"}, {"start": 3892.46, "end": 3894.8599999999997, "text": " He's speaking the language of the gods"}, {"start": 3903.66, "end": 3919.18, "text": " I swear to God that's a robot dude."}, {"start": 3919.18, "end": 3933.14, "text": " Is he Russian?"}, {"start": 3933.14, "end": 3940.14, "text": " What have you done? What have you sauced up on the Kavass right now?"}, {"start": 3950.58, "end": 3956.74, "text": " Probably just a bot farming gift themselves? It has to be! Like it comes in here in like"}, {"start": 3956.7400000000002, "end": 3964.34, "text": " post-aligned get a higher chance of having like them gifted"}, {"start": 3972.1000000000004, "end": 3978.42, "text": " but why i don't fucking know i don't think there's enough areas any of it like whoever made the"}, {"start": 3978.42, "end": 3981.2200000000003, "text": " The bot just wants to happen, like that's it."}, {"start": 3986.86, "end": 3988.36, "text": " I don't think there's an endgame."}, {"start": 3994.2200000000003, "end": 3996.1, "text": " I don't think I've seen this haunted in a while."}, {"start": 3996.1, "end": 3999.06, "text": " I'm not fucking taunted, I'm having a conversation."}, {"start": 4003.06, "end": 4004.4, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 4004.4, "end": 4007.54, "text": " Can I not use the incredulous tone indicator"}, {"start": 4007.54, "end": 4010.7, "text": " Without you assuming I'm being, like, am I angry about it?"}, {"start": 4011.7, "end": 4015.22, "text": " Have you ever conversed with a human being before? I don't think so, buddy."}, {"start": 4021.02, "end": 4023.54, "text": " Anyway, ban that guy, please. Or that robot."}, {"start": 4037.54, "end": 4043.54, "text": " Secrets and wonders are found in the most tenorous corners of this place."}, {"start": 4046.54, "end": 4048.54, "text": " Damn, what a scam."}, {"start": 4048.54, "end": 4051.54, "text": " But this not reveal a cigarette, though."}, {"start": 4057.54, "end": 4061.54, "text": " Did he defend himself? He can, he's a robot!"}, {"start": 4061.54, "end": 4081.22, "text": " He didn't sub, he was gifted!"}, {"start": 4081.22, "end": 4090.02, "text": " The match is struck, the blazing star is born."}, {"start": 4090.02, "end": 4099.62, "text": " Pull his logs real-time."}, {"start": 4099.62, "end": 4102.42, "text": " Guys they did."}, {"start": 4102.42, "end": 4106.82, "text": " Anyone who was not lazy enough went through and looked at them."}, {"start": 4106.82, "end": 4119.34, "text": " It's just random gibberish."}, {"start": 4119.34, "end": 4127.22, "text": " to you wealth beyond measure awarded to the brave and the fool how are you"}, {"start": 4127.22, "end": 4129.54, "text": " like"}, {"start": 4134.18, "end": 4140.66, "text": " does it make sense to you do you speak the language of the gods"}, {"start": 4149.34, "end": 4156.34, "text": " Hmm, who's killing that guy?"}, {"start": 4179.34, "end": 4186.34, "text": " Like has anyone ever spoken to that bot before? Anyone in chat give pooled?"}, {"start": 4194.34, "end": 4202.34, "text": " Over 800 or 8700 pounds of Salisbury steak have been recalled in multiple states due to possible contamination with FVB."}, {"start": 4205.34, "end": 4207.34, "text": " What's FVB?"}, {"start": 4209.34, "end": 4226.78, "text": " Oh, the force evolution virus is right."}, {"start": 4226.78, "end": 4243.98, "text": " I'm going."}, {"start": 4243.98, "end": 4249.099999999999, "text": " Protonauts manage to get timed out and Force and Chatty is 100% of Bahad."}, {"start": 4249.099999999999, "end": 4254.5, "text": " Like I occasionally I would glance over and see this thing's messages and then like"}, {"start": 4254.5, "end": 4259.06, "text": " it looks partially lucid so I'm like alright maybe this guy's like just like"}, {"start": 4260.82, "end": 4267.06, "text": " English fourth language like hyped up drunk on Kavass like just randomly smashing English words"}, {"start": 4267.78, "end": 4268.9, "text": " annihilated"}, {"start": 4272.42, "end": 4275.54, "text": " a time to perform beyond one's limits"}, {"start": 4277.78, "end": 4279.94, "text": " but today I've had enough bro"}, {"start": 4279.9400000000005, "end": 4301.9800000000005, "text": " I can't use... oh, yeah, I got it."}, {"start": 4301.9800000000005, "end": 4305.9800000000005, "text": " Or was it merely a trick of the light?"}, {"start": 4305.9800000000005, "end": 4319.56, "text": " I think I want paintings over."}, {"start": 4319.56, "end": 4320.56, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 4320.56, "end": 4322.56, "text": " Now we go back."}, {"start": 4322.56, "end": 4338.120000000001, "text": " Just another bite banning it, you taught it."}, {"start": 4338.120000000001, "end": 4345.92, "text": " And now it will come back stronger and smarter."}, {"start": 4345.92, "end": 4350.84, "text": " The quiche gifted sub-farming bot is not a saiyan, he's not going to get a Zenkai boost"}, {"start": 4350.84, "end": 4364.68, "text": " from getting banned in my chat wrong I don't think I'm wrong"}, {"start": 4380.84, "end": 4382.84, "text": " Big"}, {"start": 4400.400000000001, "end": 4402.400000000001, "text": " FEB"}, {"start": 4432.400000000001, "end": 4447.8, "text": " Haven't seen any herbs in those bits in a long ass time."}, {"start": 4447.8, "end": 4450.84, "text": " Last time you had a Soundsbury steak?"}, {"start": 4450.84, "end": 4468.6, "text": " I might have been one of my mom hit, I don't know, it was okay."}, {"start": 4468.6, "end": 4479.4400000000005, "text": " Fuck, never mind."}, {"start": 4479.4400000000005, "end": 4494.4400000000005, "text": " The real question is when was the last time I made a number 5 Mike's way?"}, {"start": 4494.4400000000005, "end": 4506.4400000000005, "text": " I mean it's been a while."}, {"start": 4506.4400000000005, "end": 4517.68, "text": " Been a while."}, {"start": 4517.68, "end": 4522.84, "text": " Decisive humbling."}, {"start": 4522.84, "end": 4529.56, "text": " This expedition at least promises success."}, {"start": 4529.56, "end": 4534.56, "text": " Well, well, well."}, {"start": 4541.56, "end": 4546.56, "text": " How do you manage the 100-week limit on Blood Moon?"}, {"start": 4546.56, "end": 4549.56, "text": " Gotta make every turn count, fella."}, {"start": 4549.56, "end": 4554.56, "text": " Don't go to short missions if you can help it."}, {"start": 4559.56, "end": 4586.0, "text": " Uh, we can drop the shovels here."}, {"start": 4586.0, "end": 4587.0, "text": " See the painting?"}, {"start": 4593.0, "end": 4595.0, "text": " It's getting kind of spooky."}, {"start": 4597.0, "end": 4600.0, "text": " Emeralds? Hell no! We've got three!"}, {"start": 4611.0, "end": 4613.0, "text": " Boop fat bottle, old thanks for 10 years, sorry I missed it."}, {"start": 4616.0, "end": 4625.56, "text": " Those ass emotes are so fucking distracting."}, {"start": 4625.56, "end": 4633.94, "text": " Put Staren at it, dude."}, {"start": 4633.9400000000005, "end": 4635.9400000000005, "text": " Staring bro"}, {"start": 4645.64, "end": 4647.64, "text": " Not"}, {"start": 4663.9400000000005, "end": 4670.9400000000005, "text": " Well struck."}, {"start": 4670.9400000000005, "end": 4677.9400000000005, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 4677.9400000000005, "end": 4685.9400000000005, "text": " Fourteen damage, huh?"}, {"start": 4685.9400000000005, "end": 4695.9400000000005, "text": " 14 damage, huh?"}, {"start": 4695.9400000000005, "end": 4708.9400000000005, "text": " Unnerved."}, {"start": 4708.9400000000005, "end": 4711.9400000000005, "text": " Unbalanced."}, {"start": 4741.9400000000005, "end": 4743.9400000000005, "text": " You already said that"}, {"start": 4743.9400000000005, "end": 4768.3, "text": " The singular strike."}, {"start": 4768.3, "end": 4773.3, "text": " Use this momentum. Push on to the task's end."}, {"start": 4778.3, "end": 4781.3, "text": " Dude, you're fine, man."}, {"start": 4798.3, "end": 4805.3, "text": " Nothing yet."}, {"start": 4828.3, "end": 4835.3, "text": " No, uh..."}, {"start": 4858.3, "end": 4876.14, "text": " Hello Moon Moon, you like like you have guns at your home and you go recently at the"}, {"start": 4876.14, "end": 4879.9800000000005, "text": " The Chutangut Range, Ohio."}, {"start": 4879.9800000000005, "end": 4890.9800000000005, "text": " Greetings from Vienna, Australia."}, {"start": 4890.9800000000005, "end": 4892.9800000000005, "text": " Austria"}, {"start": 4920.9800000000005, "end": 4938.42, "text": " It's kind of close right now."}, {"start": 4938.42, "end": 4942.8, "text": " precipitates a dizzying fall"}, {"start": 4968.42, "end": 4987.9, "text": " You look like... that guy didn't write the original message."}, {"start": 4987.900000000001, "end": 4989.900000000001, "text": " The original message had typos."}, {"start": 5017.900000000001, "end": 5033.900000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 5033.900000000001, "end": 5036.900000000001, "text": " The tripling victory?"}, {"start": 5036.900000000001, "end": 5039.900000000001, "text": " Not a victory nonetheless."}, {"start": 5047.900000000001, "end": 5049.900000000001, "text": " I think we're just leaving."}, {"start": 5056.900000000001, "end": 5059.900000000001, "text": " Let's see what this curio is."}, {"start": 5066.900000000001, "end": 5095.38, "text": " We will find all manner of great and terrible things in this watery tomb."}, {"start": 5095.38, "end": 5111.5, "text": " In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings."}, {"start": 5111.5, "end": 5125.22, "text": " I got a P. I'll be your B. I got 200k."}, {"start": 5125.22, "end": 5127.22, "text": " Just be load."}, {"start": 5134.22, "end": 5135.22, "text": " Two?"}, {"start": 5135.22, "end": 5138.22, "text": " Uh, how do you start getting a game where only ten people play?"}, {"start": 5155.22, "end": 5166.22, "text": " CREEPY SCREECHING"}, {"start": 5166.22, "end": 5184.22, "text": " CREEPY SCREECHING"}, {"start": 5184.22, "end": 5186.22, "text": " I don't know why."}, {"start": 5201.740000000001, "end": 5203.740000000001, "text": " You son of a bitch."}, {"start": 5214.22, "end": 5222.76, "text": " for safety."}, {"start": 5222.76, "end": 5224.6, "text": " Yo Penta was on an episode of Jerry Springer."}, {"start": 5224.6, "end": 5225.6, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5225.6, "end": 5230.280000000001, "text": " I knew that before all of you guys, I just want you to know that it's like most things"}, {"start": 5230.280000000001, "end": 5236.64, "text": " I have artisanal taste in the entertainment that I digest."}, {"start": 5236.64, "end": 5238.16, "text": " You guys are a little behind the curve."}, {"start": 5238.16, "end": 5239.16, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 5239.16, "end": 5242.08, "text": " I understand that's why you seek out my opinions because you want to know what's"}, {"start": 5242.08, "end": 5258.5599999999995, "text": " cutting edge. You can also digest it. I gladly share that with you. Gladly do. We killed each"}, {"start": 5258.56, "end": 5263.200000000001, "text": " other dude no man"}, {"start": 5270.92, "end": 5279.080000000001, "text": " good battle I get I get overwhelmed and then I get behind Laura Gnarr and"}, {"start": 5279.080000000001, "end": 5283.8, "text": " Nick Detrojan and phone the cops has filled my ass with cum. Hey thanks for"}, {"start": 5283.8, "end": 5285.8, "text": " Count first sub and man"}, {"start": 5285.900000000001, "end": 5288.6, "text": " Volcano hello for 88 months"}, {"start": 5289.3, "end": 5291.3, "text": " Friendly and meals six per seven"}, {"start": 5292.900000000001, "end": 5294.900000000001, "text": " The couch"}, {"start": 5296.56, "end": 5300.12, "text": " There's always all kinds of stuff in the sofa cushions"}, {"start": 5301.52, "end": 5304.3, "text": " I wanted to look at pause and click that thing"}, {"start": 5308.52, "end": 5310.52, "text": " You"}, {"start": 5313.8, "end": 5315.8, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5334.88, "end": 5336.88, "text": " Left at fake wall"}, {"start": 5343.8, "end": 5354.4800000000005, "text": " I'm sorry chatter"}, {"start": 5354.4800000000005, "end": 5356.4800000000005, "text": " Too sorry"}, {"start": 5356.4800000000005, "end": 5360.320000000001, "text": " All I can think about is League of Legends, right?"}, {"start": 5360.320000000001, "end": 5363.08, "text": " You know, you know what people do when they're shit League of Legends?"}, {"start": 5363.08, "end": 5366.56, "text": " They'll just get a new account or whatever because they're, you know, they think they're"}, {"start": 5366.56, "end": 5370.0, "text": " capped on their MMR or whatever."}, {"start": 5370.0, "end": 5373.28, "text": " Why not just get a new Call of Duty account?"}, {"start": 5373.28, "end": 5380.28, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 5380.28, "end": 5391.28, "text": " Game's not free."}, {"start": 5421.28, "end": 5437.599999999999, "text": " All right, last time there was a guy hiding in that town, just to get some bad news."}, {"start": 5437.599999999999, "end": 5438.599999999999, "text": " We've been ordered to pull back."}, {"start": 5438.599999999999, "end": 5444.759999999999, "text": " Is that fish going to kill me, guys?"}, {"start": 5444.759999999999, "end": 5449.599999999999, "text": " Fuck you, Brazil, dude."}, {"start": 5449.6, "end": 5454.6, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 5454.6, "end": 5459.6, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 5459.6, "end": 5464.6, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 5464.6, "end": 5469.6, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 5469.6, "end": 5474.6, "text": " ..."}, {"start": 5504.6, "end": 5506.6, "text": " Mama!"}, {"start": 5522.9400000000005, "end": 5524.9400000000005, "text": " Where the fuck are you going?"}, {"start": 5534.6, "end": 5541.6, "text": " Oh no, now you're stranded."}, {"start": 5541.6, "end": 5543.6, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5560.88, "end": 5562.88, "text": " I will exclude it up"}, {"start": 5571.6, "end": 5573.6, "text": " You"}, {"start": 5601.6, "end": 5603.6, "text": " You"}, {"start": 5691.6, "end": 5709.280000000001, "text": " what up what up"}, {"start": 5709.280000000001, "end": 5718.72, "text": " the newest runescape quest sick as hell dub dub"}, {"start": 5718.72, "end": 5743.64, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 5743.64, "end": 5752.64, "text": " Did you wash your hands?"}, {"start": 5752.64, "end": 5754.64, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 5754.64, "end": 5760.64, "text": " Alright, we have four people."}, {"start": 5760.64, "end": 5763.64, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 5763.64, "end": 5770.64, "text": " I just wasted my money."}, {"start": 5770.64, "end": 5781.64, "text": " Duffenadic dude. Is this game Woke? Probably."}, {"start": 5791.64, "end": 5794.64, "text": " Probably bro."}, {"start": 5800.64, "end": 5815.92, "text": " for Gorkham me back"}, {"start": 5815.92, "end": 5825.92, "text": " of"}, {"start": 5825.92, "end": 5844.92, "text": " the"}, {"start": 5844.92, "end": 5845.92, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah!"}, {"start": 5861.56, "end": 5865.3, "text": " The Crimson Curses a woke inclusion intended as a metaphor for the stigma induced by the"}, {"start": 5865.3, "end": 5866.3, "text": " AIDS panic."}, {"start": 5870.08, "end": 5871.08, "text": " This guy should write a book."}, {"start": 5875.92, "end": 5876.92, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 5893.92, "end": 5894.92, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 5901.92, "end": 5903.92, "text": " Guess we're a freaking book."}, {"start": 5904.92, "end": 5910.92, "text": " How was my day? Not good."}, {"start": 5912.92, "end": 5916.92, "text": " I got woken up. Tired AF."}, {"start": 5917.92, "end": 5920.92, "text": " We don't care."}, {"start": 5927.92, "end": 5930.92, "text": " My bad."}, {"start": 5934.92, "end": 5938.52, "text": " My be my be"}, {"start": 5944.12, "end": 5948.46, "text": " Well with this mission, we're gonna be able to get everyone to level three which is awesome"}, {"start": 5948.46, "end": 5965.1, "text": " Get in there big dog"}, {"start": 5978.46, "end": 5986.46, "text": " Gosh darn it."}, {"start": 5986.46, "end": 5995.06, "text": " We'll get all of our camping skills, I'm pretty sure."}, {"start": 5995.06, "end": 6001.7, "text": " How close are you to finishing the game?"}, {"start": 6001.7, "end": 6013.42, "text": " Just a half way, I think."}, {"start": 6013.42, "end": 6025.8, "text": " So these go to my inventory even if I drop them at the time, huh?"}, {"start": 6025.8, "end": 6026.8, "text": " What trinket do we get?"}, {"start": 6026.8, "end": 6029.3, "text": " Oh, this one."}, {"start": 6029.3, "end": 6032.34, "text": " I kind of like this one."}, {"start": 6032.34, "end": 6038.7, "text": " He started over and missed the beginning, no."}, {"start": 6038.7, "end": 6058.78, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 6058.78, "end": 6065.38, "text": " What's my favorite Naruto opening?"}, {"start": 6065.38, "end": 6067.58, "text": " The one with the DUDROM."}, {"start": 6067.58, "end": 6080.0599999999995, "text": " Ah, we go left."}, {"start": 6080.06, "end": 6099.14, "text": " see the newest bonkai is in bleach no i'm not up to date on bleach"}, {"start": 6099.14, "end": 6101.14, "text": " I can't dodge that."}, {"start": 6118.14, "end": 6121.14, "text": " I can't even dodge that."}, {"start": 6129.14, "end": 6131.14, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 6135.42, "end": 6137.42, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 6147.9800000000005, "end": 6149.9800000000005, "text": " Yes, I made it"}, {"start": 6149.9800000000005, "end": 6153.280000000001, "text": " Wheeeee, wheeeee."}, {"start": 6155.580000000001, "end": 6160.02, "text": " Compassion is a rarity in the fevered pitch of battle."}, {"start": 6167.360000000001, "end": 6169.42, "text": " I can't hit em, dude."}, {"start": 6169.42, "end": 6195.42, "text": " You're missing on a generational anime lore because one piece of Blacier is too fucking"}, {"start": 6195.42, "end": 6197.82, "text": " long to bother starting that."}, {"start": 6197.82, "end": 6203.66, "text": " Dude, just re-synopsis, bro."}, {"start": 6203.66, "end": 6213.98, "text": " In Radiance, may we find victory."}, {"start": 6213.98, "end": 6216.74, "text": " Ask Rock to summarize it for you."}, {"start": 6216.74, "end": 6222.58, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles."}, {"start": 6222.58, "end": 6250.34, "text": " I got 4."}, {"start": 6250.34, "end": 6254.08, "text": " These I got no Luna my inventory"}, {"start": 6267.26, "end": 6269.76, "text": " Now how we always find in the shambles"}, {"start": 6340.34, "end": 6345.34, "text": " Behold the infinite malignity of the stars."}, {"start": 6361.34, "end": 6365.34, "text": " A brilliant confluence of skill and purpose."}, {"start": 6400.34, "end": 6424.34, "text": " The end approaches."}, {"start": 6424.34, "end": 6452.34, "text": " A dizzying blow to body and brain, a space between worlds is no place for mortal men."}, {"start": 6482.34, "end": 6487.84, "text": " Their formation has broken."}, {"start": 6487.84, "end": 6491.84, "text": " Maintain the offensive."}, {"start": 6505.84, "end": 6507.84, "text": " The slow death."}, {"start": 6507.84, "end": 6509.34, "text": " Unforeseen."}, {"start": 6509.34, "end": 6511.34, "text": " Unforgiving."}, {"start": 6512.34, "end": 6525.66, "text": " Where's my trinket?"}, {"start": 6525.66, "end": 6530.860000000001, "text": " You have them all?"}, {"start": 6530.860000000001, "end": 6534.26, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 6534.26, "end": 6539.96, "text": " the light gains purchase spirits are lifted and purpose is made clear this"}, {"start": 6539.96, "end": 6546.5, "text": " has said you have them all I told you oh sorry princess"}, {"start": 6554.06, "end": 6563.780000000001, "text": " you got to sell one so do you have them all all right well they just use me"}, {"start": 6564.26, "end": 6581.62, "text": " We should have judgmented it."}, {"start": 6581.62, "end": 6583.18, "text": " Is DLSS 5 on?"}, {"start": 6583.18, "end": 6584.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6584.18, "end": 6585.18, "text": " Do you like?"}, {"start": 6615.18, "end": 6619.18, "text": " Oh, he's got... I keep forgetting his hard skin."}, {"start": 6621.18, "end": 6625.18, "text": " Hopefully we lose one of these if we're losing it in the end. Not hard skin."}, {"start": 6636.18, "end": 6637.18, "text": " Aw, shit."}, {"start": 6642.18, "end": 6644.18, "text": " I forgot about my camera."}, {"start": 6645.18, "end": 6648.66, "text": " Greetings!"}, {"start": 6648.66, "end": 6662.18, "text": " Point at you menacingly."}, {"start": 6662.18, "end": 6669.18, "text": " one"}, {"start": 6669.18, "end": 6676.18, "text": " one"}, {"start": 6676.18, "end": 6679.18, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6679.18, "end": 6696.22, "text": " if our bounty hunter crit the shambler one time he would have done like 60 damage by"}, {"start": 6696.22, "end": 6698.22, "text": " the way"}, {"start": 6711.42, "end": 6713.42, "text": " Judgment"}, {"start": 6716.26, "end": 6720.54, "text": " Continually onslaught destroy them all"}, {"start": 6720.54, "end": 6731.34, "text": " Success so clearly in view. Or is it merely a trick of the light?"}, {"start": 6731.34, "end": 6737.94, "text": " You might notice how I swapped this trinket to the houndmaster and removed the plus stress"}, {"start": 6737.94, "end": 6742.58, "text": " things so that the houndmaster would go first so I could mark it before the bounty hunter"}, {"start": 6742.58, "end": 6757.98, "text": " went. So we get the juicy plus 90% damage. Also the shuffle was perfect by the way."}, {"start": 6757.9800000000005, "end": 6766.620000000001, "text": " Okay, Reddit. Is this based?"}, {"start": 6766.620000000001, "end": 6769.780000000001, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 6769.780000000001, "end": 6772.06, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 6772.06, "end": 6779.620000000001, "text": " A little bit."}, {"start": 6779.620000000001, "end": 6784.660000000001, "text": " Dodge."}, {"start": 6784.66, "end": 6788.16, "text": " of"}, {"start": 6788.16, "end": 6791.9, "text": " excellent work"}, {"start": 6791.9, "end": 6796.84, "text": " , and"}, {"start": 6796.84, "end": 6798.94, "text": " the size of a million"}, {"start": 6798.94, "end": 6803.54, "text": " only"}, {"start": 6803.54, "end": 6813.62, "text": " the blood clippings"}, {"start": 6813.62, "end": 6838.62, "text": " Hit him with the 1-2, fella."}, {"start": 6838.62, "end": 6853.0, "text": " if"}, {"start": 6853.0, "end": 6855.84, "text": " soon all of you will be veterans"}, {"start": 6855.84, "end": 6861.18, "text": " of the great war"}, {"start": 6861.18, "end": 6866.18, "text": " inspiration and improvement"}, {"start": 6866.18, "end": 6875.820000000001, "text": " The darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men."}, {"start": 6875.820000000001, "end": 6884.26, "text": " Be wary, triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall."}, {"start": 6884.26, "end": 6887.9400000000005, "text": " The light, the promise of safety."}, {"start": 6887.9400000000005, "end": 6888.9400000000005, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 6888.9400000000005, "end": 6894.02, "text": " Honestly, maybe we'll just drop these bandages."}, {"start": 6894.02, "end": 6910.660000000001, "text": " Not yet."}, {"start": 6910.660000000001, "end": 6916.820000000001, "text": " Eat this bitch."}, {"start": 6916.820000000001, "end": 6919.820000000001, "text": " Eat this bitch."}, {"start": 6919.82, "end": 6939.42, "text": " This expedition at least promises success my buffs no"}, {"start": 6949.82, "end": 6964.5, "text": " Let's try to come out of this without any vampirism."}, {"start": 6964.5, "end": 6969.5, "text": " I could have killed this guy by the way."}, {"start": 6969.5, "end": 6998.3, "text": " He's going again!"}, {"start": 6998.3, "end": 6999.3, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7013.3, "end": 7017.3, "text": " A time to perform beyond one's limits."}, {"start": 7028.3, "end": 7035.3, "text": " I forgot the cudgel, huh?"}, {"start": 7035.3, "end": 7057.3, "text": " Honestly, I don't think bringing bandages here is like even worth a..."}, {"start": 7057.3, "end": 7063.3, "text": " Wait, why did I do the scouting stuff?"}, {"start": 7063.3, "end": 7065.3, "text": " I don't need that."}, {"start": 7065.3, "end": 7067.3, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 7067.3, "end": 7069.3, "text": " The match is struck."}, {"start": 7069.3, "end": 7072.3, "text": " A blazing star is born."}, {"start": 7079.3, "end": 7081.3, "text": " So much food."}, {"start": 7084.3, "end": 7086.3, "text": " I think this is a good trinket."}, {"start": 7087.3, "end": 7095.42, "text": " I'll never understand the human cart containing something edible."}, {"start": 7095.42, "end": 7096.92, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 7096.92, "end": 7102.06, "text": " Maybe they're eating, uh, blood."}, {"start": 7102.06, "end": 7103.900000000001, "text": " Good luck!"}, {"start": 7103.900000000001, "end": 7106.9800000000005, "text": " I believe in you!"}, {"start": 7106.9800000000005, "end": 7113.860000000001, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 7113.860000000001, "end": 7120.860000000001, "text": " The darkness holds much worse than we have quickly and will be madder."}, {"start": 7131.860000000001, "end": 7134.860000000001, "text": " The way is lit, the path is clear."}, {"start": 7134.860000000001, "end": 7137.860000000001, "text": " We require only the strength to follow it."}, {"start": 7143.860000000001, "end": 7154.18, "text": " I mean surely we don't need more we're not gonna get a hunger check three times that's not gonna happen"}, {"start": 7173.860000000001, "end": 7200.860000000001, "text": " Drop the gold. No, I want more gold. I want the gold."}, {"start": 7200.860000000001, "end": 7220.380000000001, "text": " impressive. So who's our main character right now? It's either Carbonara the Highwomen or"}, {"start": 7220.38, "end": 7242.74, "text": " or Leopard 2 Super Saiyan in parenthesis."}, {"start": 7242.74, "end": 7245.3, "text": " That was Gohan Blanco?"}, {"start": 7245.3, "end": 7247.66, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 7247.66, "end": 7251.86, "text": " Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."}, {"start": 7255.38, "end": 7255.88, "text": " Nay."}, {"start": 7263.86, "end": 7268.98, "text": " If only treasure could staunch the flow of otherworldly corruption."}, {"start": 7277.66, "end": 7287.66, "text": " Fuck dude, what can I even carry?"}, {"start": 7287.66, "end": 7294.42, "text": " Goodbye."}, {"start": 7294.42, "end": 7299.62, "text": " I ain't got no oebs."}, {"start": 7299.62, "end": 7301.099999999999, "text": " Why not torture them?"}, {"start": 7301.1, "end": 7308.1, "text": " No stupid as hell."}, {"start": 7308.1, "end": 7315.1, "text": " Uh oh."}, {"start": 7315.1, "end": 7331.88, "text": " So fucking manly holy shit no you got"}, {"start": 7331.88, "end": 7333.88, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 7349.88, "end": 7351.88, "text": " Jesus. Duh."}, {"start": 7351.88, "end": 7353.88, "text": " Hedgehog."}, {"start": 7354.88, "end": 7356.88, "text": " Is a weekly."}, {"start": 7361.88, "end": 7374.88, "text": " Any Gigatips for new Darkest Dungeon players?"}, {"start": 7374.88, "end": 7379.88, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 7379.88, "end": 7387.88, "text": " Okay, disclaimer, I'm not the best Darkest Dungeon player, okay."}, {"start": 7387.88, "end": 7395.52, "text": " These nightmarish creatures can be felled. They can be beaten"}, {"start": 7401.04, "end": 7407.08, "text": " This game is about denying the enemy turns so either do that by being faster than them or stunning them"}, {"start": 7418.68, "end": 7420.68, "text": " So right here, I don't want to"}, {"start": 7420.92, "end": 7425.92, "text": " These guys have a fairly high threat chance and they do an annoying bleed. So I'm just stunning them"}, {"start": 7426.56, "end": 7428.56, "text": " Like knowing their moves is important, right?"}, {"start": 7429.16, "end": 7434.4800000000005, "text": " Like both of these guys can hit the front two ranks and apply a bleed and they have a high chance of credit"}, {"start": 7435.2, "end": 7437.2, "text": " This guy's main move"}, {"start": 7437.96, "end": 7441.52, "text": " Is a low damage at least in a princess dungeon as"}, {"start": 7442.36, "end": 7444.36, "text": " As the difficulty of the dungeons goes up"}, {"start": 7444.360000000001, "end": 7451.120000000001, "text": " These guys are actually fucking bastards and you should kill them ASAP or right"}, {"start": 7451.120000000001, "end": 7456.040000000001, "text": " now they don't do shit. They do three damage a max every minute. So it's not even worth it to kill them."}, {"start": 7456.040000000001, "end": 7459.960000000001, "text": " A devastating blow!"}, {"start": 7459.96, "end": 7475.4800000000005, "text": " look who cares who fucking cares"}, {"start": 7475.4800000000005, "end": 7487.08, "text": " this guy's turn was undone now I'm gonna stunt him to stunt on him"}, {"start": 7487.08, "end": 7500.5199999999995, "text": " We can drop torch a little bit"}, {"start": 7500.5199999999995, "end": 7513.72, "text": " It's been alley worth it on jester as victories mount so too will resistance I don't like"}, {"start": 7513.72, "end": 7518.84, "text": " if that doesn't mean it's bad. You have to build your entire team around it, kind of."}, {"start": 7525.320000000001, "end": 7530.2, "text": " Like, if you have a bunch of, like, plus damage traits on them, I bet you can fucking nuke something."}, {"start": 7534.04, "end": 7538.280000000001, "text": " Like, if you, if you had, like, oh, I already do have Slugger on him, huh?"}, {"start": 7538.28, "end": 7547.5599999999995, "text": " like this there's like a crit chance meant for melee stuff get something like"}, {"start": 7547.5599999999995, "end": 7550.16, "text": " this"}, {"start": 7552.84, "end": 7557.12, "text": " you know so that won't that one apply cuz you have to build up the thingy or"}, {"start": 7557.12, "end": 7566.48, "text": " whatever but I don't know man I don't fucking know"}, {"start": 7568.28, "end": 7575.96, "text": " Always torch up before you enter a room because if you're in radiant light you have a much"}, {"start": 7575.96, "end": 7579.5599999999995, "text": " higher chance to surprise them."}, {"start": 7579.5599999999995, "end": 7582.679999999999, "text": " Also I've got a camping skill that's increasing my chances to surprise them."}, {"start": 7582.679999999999, "end": 7586.48, "text": " They pretty much get surprised every time."}, {"start": 7586.4800000000005, "end": 7606.240000000001, "text": " And if they're surprised, they don't get to go until you're done."}, {"start": 7606.240000000001, "end": 7609.4400000000005, "text": " Are you sure the Gips are a good idea?"}, {"start": 7609.4400000000005, "end": 7611.52, "text": " I'm gonna be honest."}, {"start": 7611.52, "end": 7618.52, "text": " I might disable them."}, {"start": 7618.52, "end": 7620.92, "text": " That said, I don't give a fuck."}, {"start": 7620.92, "end": 7626.400000000001, "text": " I want to be honest, I don't care."}, {"start": 7626.400000000001, "end": 7630.92, "text": " Do I think allowing people to post gifts in HWCHA was a good idea?"}, {"start": 7630.92, "end": 7631.92, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7631.92, "end": 7633.92, "text": " Decision and power"}, {"start": 7638.8, "end": 7643.04, "text": " I don't whose idea was that it's not a good"}, {"start": 7647.12, "end": 7649.12, "text": " Hello Scooby-Jay"}, {"start": 7649.12, "end": 7669.36, "text": " I would prefer if you guys did not post sexual gifts in the Twitch chat though, please."}, {"start": 7669.36, "end": 7671.34, "text": " Seize this momentum."}, {"start": 7671.34, "end": 7676.8, "text": " Push on till the tasks end."}, {"start": 7676.8, "end": 7688.0, "text": " We might get late timed out."}, {"start": 7688.0, "end": 7689.0, "text": " Portrait."}, {"start": 7689.0, "end": 7699.24, "text": " It's not going to be a 10 minute time out."}, {"start": 7699.24, "end": 7704.4800000000005, "text": " Time you up for a day."}, {"start": 7704.4800000000005, "end": 7733.700000000001, "text": " Yeah, when I opened my dashboard to change my stream title, I saw the tier 2 plus can"}, {"start": 7733.7, "end": 7743.98, "text": " do it now I was like okay sure I'm sure in classic new twitch fashion there's no"}, {"start": 7743.98, "end": 7750.179999999999, "text": " way to turn off kids illypics was over"}, {"start": 7750.18, "end": 7762.1, "text": " Well, plus 2 HP."}, {"start": 7762.1, "end": 7766.02, "text": " Plus 1 HP."}, {"start": 7766.02, "end": 7779.54, "text": " Wow."}, {"start": 7779.54, "end": 7786.54, "text": " One's gonna get their one, dudes."}, {"start": 7786.54, "end": 7796.54, "text": " Another abomination cleansed from our lands."}, {"start": 7796.54, "end": 7802.04, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 7802.04, "end": 7803.2, "text": " Calm down. Thanks for your $10 million."}, {"start": 7803.2, "end": 7804.04, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 7809.76, "end": 7812.04, "text": " Um, guys."}, {"start": 7825.8, "end": 7828.08, "text": " Hope you won't regret putting every character in the entire"}, {"start": 7828.08, "end": 7829.28, "text": " roster in the same level bracket."}, {"start": 7829.44, "end": 7829.96, "text": " I won't."}, {"start": 7830.16, "end": 7830.56, "text": " I won't."}, {"start": 7832.04, "end": 7837.04, "text": " Now the courtyard and the farmstead are both better in level right now"}, {"start": 7846.72, "end": 7852.32, "text": " Mute in game into a Spotify needle drop spade to see the terrific five subs. What the fuck is that?"}, {"start": 7862.04, "end": 7869.04, "text": " Fuck, is a Spotify needle drop."}, {"start": 7869.04, "end": 7872.04, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 7872.04, "end": 7876.04, "text": " Guess, Unk."}, {"start": 7876.04, "end": 7882.04, "text": " I don't know, Normie Popslop, I guess?"}, {"start": 7882.04, "end": 7888.04, "text": " Maybe there's that brand new hit song from First Name, Last Name."}, {"start": 7888.04, "end": 7890.04, "text": " Maybe it's a little uh..."}, {"start": 7893.54, "end": 7895.04, "text": " A little Techno."}, {"start": 7895.04, "end": 7897.04, "text": " Maybe it's a love song or something."}, {"start": 7907.04, "end": 7909.04, "text": " A little Stomp Clap maybe?"}, {"start": 7909.04, "end": 7911.04, "text": " I think we're past that. I think we're past that."}, {"start": 7912.04, "end": 7914.04, "text": " Lord Killolo didn't knew..."}, {"start": 7914.04, "end": 7916.04, "text": " Killolot knew."}, {"start": 7916.04, "end": 7917.04, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 7918.04, "end": 7929.12, "text": " Someone who's gonna like headline Coachella, perhaps."}, {"start": 7929.12, "end": 7932.12, "text": " We're beyond the list for it."}, {"start": 7932.12, "end": 7944.88, "text": " I'm afraid we could drop that."}, {"start": 7944.88, "end": 7945.38, "text": " Who?"}, {"start": 7947.76, "end": 7949.76, "text": " Does A-bomb pair with anyone good?"}, {"start": 7953.64, "end": 7955.64, "text": " Probably the fire girl?"}, {"start": 7958.3, "end": 7959.3, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 7959.4400000000005, "end": 7960.4400000000005, "text": " Houndmaster?"}, {"start": 7962.46, "end": 7963.74, "text": " Or Arbalest?"}, {"start": 7969.7, "end": 7973.900000000001, "text": " Because they have an AoE stress heal that will counteract the transformation if you want to use that."}, {"start": 7973.900000000001, "end": 7984.200000000001, "text": " Also, the Houndmaster or the Abomination, uh, has a good stun."}, {"start": 7984.200000000001, "end": 7988.700000000001, "text": " It's not as good as the Houndmaster's stun, which hits every rank except for the last one, by the way."}, {"start": 7990.200000000001, "end": 7991.1, "text": " But it's still okay."}, {"start": 7993.3, "end": 7994.000000000001, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 7995.200000000001, "end": 7997.1, "text": " A-bomb is one of my least favorite."}, {"start": 7997.1, "end": 8019.1, "text": " uh we can't kill that guy"}, {"start": 8019.1, "end": 8025.1, "text": " Gently. Gently. This is how a life is taken."}, {"start": 8028.1, "end": 8030.1, "text": " Chill."}, {"start": 8034.1, "end": 8038.1, "text": " Abomination's color of mana streak is really good for stuff."}, {"start": 8039.1, "end": 8043.1, "text": " Yeah, that's the other thing. I, uh..."}, {"start": 8043.1, "end": 8054.38, "text": " The only time I would have used the Bombination was before those expansions, so..."}, {"start": 8054.38, "end": 8064.5, "text": " I would even look at, like, the Neutrinkus."}, {"start": 8064.5, "end": 8067.620000000001, "text": " What are my top three classes?"}, {"start": 8067.62, "end": 8082.82, "text": " master bounty hunter and maybe crusader honorable mention highwaymen"}, {"start": 8082.820000000001, "end": 8102.700000000001, "text": " Man at arms, duelist, leper. Honestly, I think the question you have to ask is what's the"}, {"start": 8102.7, "end": 8119.34, "text": " the best class. I think it's the Houndmaster, to be honest."}, {"start": 8119.34, "end": 8126.34, "text": " The Houndmasters' camping skills."}, {"start": 8126.34, "end": 8147.34, "text": " Carry."}, {"start": 8147.34, "end": 8150.34, "text": " Mooma's last time you were camping? IRL?"}, {"start": 8153.34, "end": 8154.34, "text": " It's been a while."}, {"start": 8154.34, "end": 8156.34, "text": " It's been a while!"}, {"start": 8171.34, "end": 8173.34, "text": " Oh, we got one more torch."}, {"start": 8173.34, "end": 8175.34, "text": " Why was it..."}, {"start": 8177.34, "end": 8189.66, "text": " Wait, hold on."}, {"start": 8189.66, "end": 8194.98, "text": " Does low stress equal higher accuracy and damage?"}, {"start": 8194.98, "end": 8196.98, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8196.98, "end": 8222.98, "text": " I can't wait for the Hound to do two bleeds in a one."}, {"start": 8222.98, "end": 8237.98, "text": " interesting the other big games coming out this year or just going with the"}, {"start": 8237.98, "end": 8240.18, "text": " blow up"}, {"start": 8244.06, "end": 8249.1, "text": " I don't even really know what's coming but be honest"}, {"start": 8252.98, "end": 8276.5, "text": " I did play Dark Ascendant 2."}, {"start": 8276.5, "end": 8289.34, "text": " of this next month. The vampire game coming out this week looks cool. You talking about"}, {"start": 8289.34, "end": 8297.02, "text": " the CD project red former developer guy or whatever"}, {"start": 8302.14, "end": 8316.14, "text": " I haven't I've only heard about it. It's $70! Whoa!"}, {"start": 8316.14, "end": 8318.14, "text": " Confidence in your product, dude."}, {"start": 8324.38, "end": 8326.38, "text": " Open World RPG."}, {"start": 8334.38, "end": 8336.38, "text": " It don't look bad."}, {"start": 8339.74, "end": 8345.18, "text": " Oh, it has the same inventory that any modern AAA has, by the way."}, {"start": 8346.14, "end": 8359.779999999999, "text": " the bread squares dude what does that mean look at any triple a game made in"}, {"start": 8359.779999999999, "end": 8363.9, "text": " the last six years they all have the same inventory"}, {"start": 8363.9, "end": 8385.9, "text": " Oh, we're kind of fucked up looted, I think."}, {"start": 8385.9, "end": 8393.3, "text": " Nooooooooooo!"}, {"start": 8393.3, "end": 8401.359999999999, "text": " Nooooooooo!"}, {"start": 8401.359999999999, "end": 8405.199999999999, "text": " Trouble yourself not with the cost of this Prusein."}, {"start": 8405.199999999999, "end": 8412.5, "text": " It's noble end affords you broad tolerance in your choice of means."}, {"start": 8412.5, "end": 8414.5, "text": " Gothic!"}, {"start": 8414.5, "end": 8426.9, "text": " I would be the first to complain if the inventory isn't standard."}, {"start": 8426.9, "end": 8429.5, "text": " Do you see what game I'm playing right now?"}, {"start": 8429.5, "end": 8438.22, "text": " Is certainly a not standard inventory."}, {"start": 8438.22, "end": 8441.22, "text": " Is Ergime ever considered 100%ing? Nope."}, {"start": 8447.22, "end": 8448.22, "text": " Nay, Traveler Nay."}, {"start": 8450.22, "end": 8452.22, "text": " Inventory is two rows of squares?"}, {"start": 8456.22, "end": 8458.22, "text": " It's one row. More on."}, {"start": 8462.22, "end": 8465.22, "text": " This guy can't even count to one, dude."}, {"start": 8468.22, "end": 8472.22, "text": " Opeth's trinket menu of squares."}, {"start": 8472.22, "end": 8477.22, "text": " Dude, I'm not gonna argue with, uh, about this with you guys."}, {"start": 8477.22, "end": 8480.22, "text": " If you see the trailer, you will see what I'm talking about."}, {"start": 8480.22, "end": 8482.22, "text": " It looks like God of Wars inventory."}, {"start": 8482.22, "end": 8486.22, "text": " It looks like fuckin' probably the lace assassin creed."}, {"start": 8486.22, "end": 8491.22, "text": " So, there's no point in arguing about it."}, {"start": 8491.22, "end": 8495.22, "text": " It's the Do-Triple-A inventory."}, {"start": 8498.22, "end": 8505.039999999999, "text": " Blah blah blah..."}, {"start": 8505.039999999999, "end": 8510.099999999999, "text": " range!"}, {"start": 8510.099999999999, "end": 8514.539999999999, "text": " so worth, is that really arguing when you are, you're objectively wrong"}, {"start": 8514.539999999999, "end": 8520.539999999999, "text": " at moon moon? okay"}, {"start": 8524.14, "end": 8528.039999999999, "text": " they've used the same system since the 80s okay"}, {"start": 8528.04, "end": 8536.240000000002, "text": " All right, I bet they have."}, {"start": 8536.240000000002, "end": 8548.480000000001, "text": " You're probably right about that."}, {"start": 8548.480000000001, "end": 8550.880000000001, "text": " Triggy inventory the same as what you are critiquing?"}, {"start": 8550.880000000001, "end": 8551.880000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8551.880000000001, "end": 8556.320000000002, "text": " Yeah, there's item levels on these."}, {"start": 8556.32, "end": 8558.32, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 8560.32, "end": 8563.119999999999, "text": " Yeah, you're right. Oh"}, {"start": 8565.88, "end": 8569.64, "text": " Yeah, we're gonna sell bear since I derived and we're gonna sell one of these"}, {"start": 8571.24, "end": 8573.24, "text": " From this one whoopee"}, {"start": 8576.88, "end": 8579.64, "text": " Boom we're kind of ball into you"}, {"start": 8586.32, "end": 8590.84, "text": " Did I claim the Battle Pass reward yet?"}, {"start": 8590.84, "end": 8591.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8591.84, "end": 8597.92, "text": " Well, everyone's a veteran now."}, {"start": 8597.92, "end": 8612.36, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 8612.36, "end": 8625.400000000001, "text": " Attack itself activates repost. That's pretty good. So, what do you do? Sit in defensive"}, {"start": 8625.4, "end": 8640.76, "text": " and use what's it called paint paint doesn't move you"}, {"start": 8644.359999999999, "end": 8652.96, "text": " damn that's crazy so you're basically giving yourself dodge by the way because"}, {"start": 8652.960000000001, "end": 8658.6, "text": " are lowering minus 10% accuracy versus Mart. Okay, so you faint that person. That person"}, {"start": 8658.6, "end": 8667.6, "text": " has 10 less accuracy hitting the duelist. Basically dodge. They can use Kudagraw. No, they can't."}, {"start": 8667.6, "end": 8669.6, "text": " Wait, you could."}, {"start": 8672.720000000001, "end": 8674.720000000001, "text": " Yeah, you could."}, {"start": 8676.4, "end": 8678.08, "text": " Neat."}, {"start": 8678.08, "end": 8680.08, "text": " It's one to one, or they forgot something?"}, {"start": 8685.6, "end": 8691.04, "text": " We can't do a boss yet though."}, {"start": 8691.04, "end": 8708.04, "text": " Well, it's finally time to use the rest of the squad."}, {"start": 8708.04, "end": 8715.44, "text": " The rest of the squad, squad, squad, squad, squad."}, {"start": 8715.44, "end": 8719.12, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 8719.12, "end": 8734.720000000001, "text": " is cool. Do a little jig IRL. Need blood for your boy. How do I get them to drink it?"}, {"start": 8734.720000000001, "end": 8746.560000000001, "text": " I forget. Oh, they do automatically? Oh, does it take to beat this game? Very simple."}, {"start": 8746.56, "end": 8748.56, "text": " Jimmy Baborino?"}, {"start": 8749.76, "end": 8751.76, "text": " You gotta go to the darkest dungeon."}, {"start": 8753.039999999999, "end": 8755.84, "text": " On Blood Moon, the hardest difficulty, which we are playing."}, {"start": 8758.96, "end": 8762.96, "text": " You pick four people to go. Those four people"}, {"start": 8764.48, "end": 8767.92, "text": " are not allowed to go to the next level of the darkest dungeon."}, {"start": 8768.96, "end": 8770.96, "text": " So you have to make a new team of four people."}, {"start": 8770.960000000001, "end": 8777.960000000001, "text": " So, you technically need 16 people."}, {"start": 8777.960000000001, "end": 8784.000000000002, "text": " I mean, if you're going to bring a full party to beat the game, because you have to clear"}, {"start": 8784.000000000002, "end": 8786.44, "text": " the entirety of the Dark Ascension."}, {"start": 8786.44, "end": 8789.76, "text": " I think on Blood Moon, you also have to, well, no."}, {"start": 8789.76, "end": 8790.76, "text": " I misremember that."}, {"start": 8790.76, "end": 8797.76, "text": " You don't have to clear the courtyard, but I'm going to try to."}, {"start": 8800.960000000001, "end": 8806.320000000002, "text": " And that's it really. Apart from that you're just doing missions to collect trinkets and resources and stuff."}, {"start": 8817.28, "end": 8821.76, "text": " I would rate my progress so far probably not as good as it could be."}, {"start": 8830.960000000001, "end": 8843.6, "text": " I'm like, trying, like I'm trying to, I forgot a lot of stuff about this game."}, {"start": 8843.6, "end": 8850.960000000001, "text": " We have a lot of shit though, we have a lot of money too, which is really good."}, {"start": 8850.960000000001, "end": 8856.240000000002, "text": " This will allow us to scale pretty freaking hard."}, {"start": 8856.24, "end": 8858.24, "text": " wow"}, {"start": 8860.8, "end": 8864.86, "text": " Some may fall but their knowledge lives on"}, {"start": 8870.08, "end": 8872.08, "text": " Like we got some pretty good upgrades, I think"}, {"start": 8878.24, "end": 8880.24, "text": " We need some deeds"}, {"start": 8884.02, "end": 8886.02, "text": " Let's see here"}, {"start": 8886.24, "end": 8891.24, "text": " We only need 64 deeds and 70 crests."}, {"start": 8902.24, "end": 8904.24, "text": " I like to upgrade armor first."}, {"start": 8906.24, "end": 8909.24, "text": " Is it possible to fail your campaign at this point? It's only matter of time that you win."}, {"start": 8909.24, "end": 8911.24, "text": " Oh, it's very possible to fail."}, {"start": 8911.24, "end": 8924.24, "text": " They get at higher and veteran and darkest like the higher tier dungeons and stuff."}, {"start": 8924.24, "end": 8929.0, "text": " It introduces new mobs and they have different moves and they get it gets pretty fucked up,"}, {"start": 8929.0, "end": 8932.52, "text": " especially in the red dungeons."}, {"start": 8932.52, "end": 8962.12, "text": " I need some deeds. I need some deeds."}, {"start": 8962.12, "end": 8964.320000000002, "text": " Is my favorite DLC so far?"}, {"start": 8964.320000000002, "end": 8976.36, "text": " I like the Courtyard."}, {"start": 8976.36, "end": 8977.36, "text": " Dost Court."}, {"start": 8977.36, "end": 8982.36, "text": " This guy's a triple slayer, dude."}, {"start": 8982.36, "end": 8984.2, "text": " Holy."}, {"start": 8984.2, "end": 8991.2, "text": " able to recover people die where's time running out"}, {"start": 8991.2, "end": 8999.2, "text": " I'd turn 99 or 100 you lose if you haven't cleared the darkest engine"}, {"start": 8999.2, "end": 9006.2, "text": " who we bring in to the spot"}, {"start": 9014.2, "end": 9021.2, "text": " What turn am I on? I think I'm on turn 40."}, {"start": 9028.5, "end": 9033.66, "text": " Please bring Ivy broken 200 milligrams to the wield."}, {"start": 9033.66, "end": 9040.5, "text": " Wield monsters are weak to play red."}, {"start": 9040.5, "end": 9045.82, "text": " It's Methodix or something."}, {"start": 9045.82, "end": 9049.1, "text": " They're weak to bleed."}, {"start": 9049.1, "end": 9051.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9051.5, "end": 9060.82, "text": " Then I will bring him."}, {"start": 9060.82, "end": 9065.98, "text": " He's got to power up, dude."}, {"start": 9065.98, "end": 9067.82, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 9067.82, "end": 9076.26, "text": " Gohan Blanco."}, {"start": 9076.26, "end": 9079.02, "text": " Let's get a no movement team."}, {"start": 9079.02, "end": 9081.22, "text": " Spunk the original?"}, {"start": 9081.22, "end": 9088.26, "text": " Actually, hold on."}, {"start": 9088.26, "end": 9093.46, "text": " Where's my other leper?"}, {"start": 9093.460000000001, "end": 9096.460000000001, "text": " Part 2."}, {"start": 9096.460000000001, "end": 9100.460000000001, "text": " Will save you."}, {"start": 9100.460000000001, "end": 9103.460000000001, "text": " Whaaaaaaaauuuu."}, {"start": 9103.460000000001, "end": 9106.460000000001, "text": " Whaaaaaaauuu."}, {"start": 9106.460000000001, "end": 9111.460000000001, "text": " We need a scoutman?"}, {"start": 9111.460000000001, "end": 9116.460000000001, "text": " Actually hold on."}, {"start": 9116.460000000001, "end": 9132.140000000001, "text": " Now this is fine."}, {"start": 9132.140000000001, "end": 9137.94, "text": " Mr. Worldwap!"}, {"start": 9137.94, "end": 9144.94, "text": " i think we do drop this guy"}, {"start": 9152.28, "end": 9159.28, "text": " uh... we're gonna start you in the front"}, {"start": 9167.94, "end": 9190.86, "text": " I just the flagellar makes it so hard to move around what do you know my let's do"}, {"start": 9190.86, "end": 9212.7, "text": " to click this link. I'm good."}, {"start": 9212.7, "end": 9214.7, "text": " lol"}, {"start": 9215.900000000001, "end": 9218.7, "text": " Lo Mao he clicked it. I did not did not"}, {"start": 9223.140000000001, "end": 9225.140000000001, "text": " No Mao"}, {"start": 9225.300000000001, "end": 9227.300000000001, "text": " No Mao"}, {"start": 9228.94, "end": 9230.94, "text": " No"}, {"start": 9233.58, "end": 9235.900000000001, "text": " We got to lock in some of this guys shit"}, {"start": 9238.18, "end": 9240.18, "text": " No"}, {"start": 9242.7, "end": 9248.18, "text": " All right, here we go."}, {"start": 9248.18, "end": 9251.02, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 9251.02, "end": 9253.94, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 9253.94, "end": 9260.66, "text": " We need Lance."}, {"start": 9260.66, "end": 9263.42, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 9263.9, "end": 9265.4, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 9265.58, "end": 9266.34, "text": " Mm hmm."}, {"start": 9274.539999999999, "end": 9277.14, "text": " Well, sweet."}, {"start": 9277.14, "end": 9290.98, "text": " drop this bad boy on this bit and the scouting now let's give him even more"}, {"start": 9290.98, "end": 9293.539999999999, "text": " damage"}, {"start": 9297.14, "end": 9300.18, "text": " swag"}, {"start": 9300.18, "end": 9302.18, "text": " You can have that"}, {"start": 9314.18, "end": 9317.52, "text": " I just I don't think I found very many good trinkets for this person"}, {"start": 9321.5, "end": 9323.5, "text": " Where's the bully damn you let"}, {"start": 9330.18, "end": 9347.86, "text": " Dismiss 30% stress that's okay dude it'll be okay"}, {"start": 9347.86, "end": 9359.86, "text": " why do you only have 24 HP uh-oh oh this is wasting"}, {"start": 9359.86, "end": 9365.86, "text": " We don't have a normal scout or this time, so we're going to bring both scout items, I think."}, {"start": 9371.560000000001, "end": 9373.86, "text": " And then this. Sweet."}, {"start": 9380.16, "end": 9385.560000000001, "text": " I'm going to need point blank, point Blanco."}, {"start": 9389.86, "end": 9393.960000000001, "text": " Hmm, it might be nice to not start with point blank shot"}, {"start": 9395.480000000001, "end": 9397.74, "text": " Actually, I kind of forget"}, {"start": 9399.28, "end": 9401.28, "text": " What is here I"}, {"start": 9402.08, "end": 9406.2, "text": " Wonder big big guy with the tree isn't veteran"}, {"start": 9406.2, "end": 9430.880000000001, "text": " The treatment just Iran six for seven you are going to use redeem"}, {"start": 9430.880000000001, "end": 9450.400000000001, "text": " Kind of blowing a lot of Dosh right now."}, {"start": 9450.400000000001, "end": 9455.920000000002, "text": " We can use Ransack on her to reset this guy's Holy Lance if we need to."}, {"start": 9455.92, "end": 9461.84, "text": " We probably will."}, {"start": 9461.84, "end": 9469.12, "text": " Control burn."}, {"start": 9469.12, "end": 9470.12, "text": " You're good."}, {"start": 9470.12, "end": 9475.64, "text": " Everyone good on lay skills."}, {"start": 9475.64, "end": 9479.0, "text": " Let's get the armor upgrade, probably."}, {"start": 9479.0, "end": 9484.36, "text": " A sharper sword. A stronger shield. Anything to prolong a soldier's life."}, {"start": 9490.2, "end": 9494.44, "text": " Okay, now do you see why I'm shmoney stacking?"}, {"start": 9500.2, "end": 9506.28, "text": " In before now. Plus accuracy in runways, A.B.U.P. is universal, not plus accuracy versus burning."}, {"start": 9506.28, "end": 9509.28, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 9511.28, "end": 9516.28, "text": " Our skills are level 4, so we should be fine."}, {"start": 9516.28, "end": 9521.28, "text": " Maybe. We'll see how bad it is. It should be fine."}, {"start": 9524.28, "end": 9528.28, "text": " We have bank, yeah."}, {"start": 9530.28, "end": 9534.28, "text": " We go for deathless final bosses playthrough. Don't know how."}, {"start": 9534.28, "end": 9536.84, "text": " I haven't seen the video you've seen where someone did it."}, {"start": 9536.84, "end": 9539.24, "text": " Don't know the niche strat to do so."}, {"start": 9540.52, "end": 9542.04, "text": " Not sure where you're talking about."}, {"start": 9550.640000000001, "end": 9554.92, "text": " Reported that fat naked furry rubbing its belly emote."}, {"start": 9560.16, "end": 9561.16, "text": " Word?"}, {"start": 9564.28, "end": 9571.28, "text": " Word up. Hey, word up."}, {"start": 9571.28, "end": 9582.28, "text": " We're doing this one. We need, we need deed."}, {"start": 9582.28, "end": 9587.28, "text": " Need shovel."}, {"start": 9587.28, "end": 9602.720000000001, "text": " Uh, bandage?"}, {"start": 9602.720000000001, "end": 9603.720000000001, "text": " What else?"}, {"start": 9603.720000000001, "end": 9609.640000000001, "text": " You get herbs for extra food, apparently?"}, {"start": 9609.64, "end": 9617.64, "text": " Oh, excuse me."}, {"start": 9617.64, "end": 9618.64, "text": " And we have one of these."}, {"start": 9618.64, "end": 9620.64, "text": " That's probably enough."}, {"start": 9620.64, "end": 9627.64, "text": " Gotta bring two of the Blood."}, {"start": 9627.64, "end": 9634.64, "text": " What is it appropriate to do Courtyard Boss?"}, {"start": 9634.64, "end": 9637.64, "text": " If you're playing Blood Moon, probably level four."}, {"start": 9637.64, "end": 9645.42, "text": " If you're talking about the Baron level 4, fully upgraded armor and skills, I think that's..."}, {"start": 9645.42, "end": 9654.34, "text": " I don't know why you would do it before that unless you want a chance getting owned."}, {"start": 9654.34, "end": 9659.58, "text": " What's the blood form my characters have from the DLC?"}, {"start": 9659.58, "end": 9662.46, "text": " It's a... they're vampires."}, {"start": 9662.46, "end": 9666.5, "text": " They make sure they can't contract other diseases which is nice."}, {"start": 9666.5, "end": 9669.7, "text": " Uh, you gotta feed them to blood."}, {"start": 9669.7, "end": 9671.9, "text": " Fortunately, we collected a lot of blood."}, {"start": 9671.9, "end": 9673.26, "text": " We have like 27 right now."}, {"start": 9673.26, "end": 9679.74, "text": " We only have two people who are infected."}, {"start": 9679.74, "end": 9688.26, "text": " We have 37?"}, {"start": 9688.26, "end": 9691.26, "text": " They're mosquitoes?"}, {"start": 9691.26, "end": 9695.3, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 9695.300000000001, "end": 9712.300000000001, "text": " of a mind."}, {"start": 9712.300000000001, "end": 9713.300000000001, "text": " Do you ever beat Returnal?"}, {"start": 9713.300000000001, "end": 9714.62, "text": " I don't even know if I played that game."}, {"start": 9714.62, "end": 9715.62, "text": " I forget."}, {"start": 9715.62, "end": 9718.740000000002, "text": " GK plays game six for so long."}, {"start": 9718.74, "end": 9725.74, "text": " Madness can take many forms, but none so contemptible as man's belief in a mythology of his own"}, {"start": 9725.74, "end": 9726.74, "text": " making."}, {"start": 9726.74, "end": 9734.98, "text": " A worldview buttressed by dogmatic desperation invariably leads to single-minded fanaticism"}, {"start": 9734.98, "end": 9739.74, "text": " and a need to do terrible things in the name of righteousness."}, {"start": 9739.74, "end": 9748.619999999999, "text": " This man is an animal, rabid, destructive, and incapable of nuanced understanding."}, {"start": 9748.62, "end": 9752.380000000001, "text": " He must be put down."}, {"start": 9755.58, "end": 9756.08, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 9757.18, "end": 9759.44, "text": " You are not alone in this place."}, {"start": 9760.140000000001, "end": 9761.640000000001, "text": " The fanatic is on the prowl."}, {"start": 9762.34, "end": 9764.34, "text": " He's probably- he's probably riding the fucker, boys."}, {"start": 9776.220000000001, "end": 9777.34, "text": " You stupid fuck."}, {"start": 9778.62, "end": 9792.62, "text": " The"}, {"start": 9792.62, "end": 9803.62, "text": " circle in the dark, the battle may yet be won."}, {"start": 9803.62, "end": 9807.2, "text": " Pimp, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee, pee."}, {"start": 9821.86, "end": 9824.300000000001, "text": " The light. The promise of safety."}, {"start": 9826.62, "end": 9829.68, "text": " Cheeky little fuck spotting a fight directly in front of you there."}, {"start": 9833.62, "end": 9843.62, "text": " It's him, by the way, bro."}, {"start": 9843.62, "end": 9863.460000000001, "text": " I don't like that you made him on fire."}, {"start": 9863.460000000001, "end": 9879.460000000001, "text": " Back to the pit."}, {"start": 9879.460000000001, "end": 9883.460000000001, "text": " Use this momentum. Push on to the task's end."}, {"start": 9894.460000000001, "end": 9896.460000000001, "text": " What is this? Can't even um..."}, {"start": 9898.460000000001, "end": 9899.460000000001, "text": " Bandage."}, {"start": 9909.460000000001, "end": 9929.660000000002, "text": " We want to fight him before we camp up for us all."}, {"start": 9929.660000000002, "end": 9935.660000000002, "text": " Executed with impunity."}, {"start": 9965.66, "end": 9991.66, "text": " I mean, it's gotta be done here, right?"}, {"start": 9991.66, "end": 10018.66, "text": " Is it bandages?"}, {"start": 10018.66, "end": 10019.66, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10040.16, "end": 10045.66, "text": " Well, let's go down first and hope that one of these two guys is the guy."}, {"start": 10048.66, "end": 10068.68, "text": " The sparkle in your eyes of youth twisted and made merciless."}, {"start": 10068.68, "end": 10075.68, "text": " I know what"}, {"start": 10086.24, "end": 10093.24, "text": " The match is struck. A blazing star is born."}, {"start": 10128.68, "end": 10145.56, "text": " You ain't the real one, dude."}, {"start": 10145.56, "end": 10170.56, "text": " Unfortunately, the rest of this advantage, give them no quarter."}, {"start": 10170.56, "end": 10191.56, "text": " Decision and power."}, {"start": 10191.56, "end": 10193.56, "text": " Power"}, {"start": 10205.56, "end": 10209.8, "text": " Give me a crib big dog, okay, I'm sorry for asking"}, {"start": 10251.56, "end": 10272.16, "text": " Well, can't stall on this guy, unfortunately."}, {"start": 10272.16, "end": 10277.16, "text": " Actually maybe."}, {"start": 10277.16, "end": 10287.16, "text": " As the fiend falls, a faint hoop blossoms."}, {"start": 10307.16, "end": 10314.16, "text": " Destroyed."}, {"start": 10323.16, "end": 10329.16, "text": " As the ghoulish collection scatters, the rats prepare to feast."}, {"start": 10337.16, "end": 10339.16, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10367.16, "end": 10383.16, "text": " I mean, if it's not the fanatic way, I'm gonna leave, I think."}, {"start": 10383.16, "end": 10388.16, "text": " Well, what can we do, fellas?"}, {"start": 10388.16, "end": 10396.16, "text": " The flames of the smoldering pyre dampen his eyes with murderous fuel."}, {"start": 10396.16, "end": 10422.16, "text": " I went up at the screaming, too."}, {"start": 10452.16, "end": 10459.16, "text": " In radiance, may we find victory."}, {"start": 10482.16, "end": 10508.16, "text": " The enyss retains even the boldest gaze."}, {"start": 10538.16, "end": 10559.16, "text": " And now the true test, hold fast, works higher."}, {"start": 10568.16, "end": 10574.16, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10574.16, "end": 10580.16, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10580.16, "end": 10586.16, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 10586.16, "end": 10588.16, "text": " I'm gracing me with this."}, {"start": 10606.16, "end": 10609.16, "text": " Testaring fear consumes the mind."}, {"start": 10616.16, "end": 10623.16, "text": " He's up."}, {"start": 10623.16, "end": 10630.16, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 10630.16, "end": 10645.16, "text": " And now, the darkness holds dominion, black as death."}, {"start": 10660.16, "end": 10682.96, "text": " Oh, those are our only vampires, fellas."}, {"start": 10682.960000000001, "end": 10707.44, "text": " into the fanatic dude. I think on medium you can skip two rooms, right?"}, {"start": 10712.960000000001, "end": 10717.960000000001, "text": " I hope so. Can't really afford to go backwards right now."}, {"start": 10722.960000000001, "end": 10724.960000000001, "text": " Well, that's fucked up."}, {"start": 10728.960000000001, "end": 10730.960000000001, "text": " We got lucky though."}, {"start": 10732.960000000001, "end": 10737.960000000001, "text": " We're lucky that both of those happened while Dismiss had his gig of fuck you buffs."}, {"start": 10772.960000000001, "end": 10774.960000000001, "text": " Ain't no way, bro."}, {"start": 10785.76, "end": 10790.560000000001, "text": " Those who covered injury... find it in no short supply."}, {"start": 10802.960000000001, "end": 10822.04, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles."}, {"start": 10822.04, "end": 10824.04, "text": " Please."}, {"start": 10824.04, "end": 10831.04, "text": " I probably need to shovel."}, {"start": 10854.04, "end": 10857.04, "text": " I can't do it."}, {"start": 10857.04, "end": 10858.04, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 10858.04, "end": 10861.04, "text": " We already have someone afflicted too."}, {"start": 10861.04, "end": 10890.060000000001, "text": " If you want, if you, if you, uh, if you want virtuous than maybe, but it is, it is simply"}, {"start": 10890.06, "end": 10897.06, "text": " not possible at this point. I dropped the holy water!"}, {"start": 10913.06, "end": 10914.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10920.06, "end": 10933.22, "text": " Why even touch it?"}, {"start": 10933.22, "end": 10940.22, "text": " There was an equal chance to get a negative one as there wasn't even a positive one."}, {"start": 10963.22, "end": 10966.22, "text": " Haunting the hearts of men."}, {"start": 10970.22, "end": 10971.22, "text": " Don't do it!"}, {"start": 10971.22, "end": 10972.22, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 10972.22, "end": 10994.22, "text": " No force of will can overcome a failing body."}, {"start": 11054.22, "end": 11061.22, "text": " I mean, he's Mars."}, {"start": 11084.22, "end": 11091.22, "text": " might be over for carbonara fellows"}, {"start": 11096.019999999999, "end": 11103.019999999999, "text": " rest in peace"}, {"start": 11114.22, "end": 11121.22, "text": " A moment of valor shines brightest against the backdrop of despair."}, {"start": 11144.22, "end": 11161.66, "text": " Such a low chance to hit him, he's not marked."}, {"start": 11161.66, "end": 11166.66, "text": " Their formation is broken."}, {"start": 11166.66, "end": 11168.66, "text": " Maintain the offensive."}, {"start": 11191.66, "end": 11203.86, "text": " Reclaim probably would have went pretty good here."}, {"start": 11203.86, "end": 11216.74, "text": " What can you do?"}, {"start": 11216.74, "end": 11221.74, "text": " Slow death. Unforeseen. Unforgiving."}, {"start": 11246.74, "end": 11261.539999999999, "text": " Now, pretty tough first, first veteran Dungeons."}, {"start": 11261.54, "end": 11268.54, "text": " the isolation of our troubled estate."}, {"start": 11273.54, "end": 11280.54, "text": " A fever of willful determination sweeps through the barracks."}, {"start": 11291.54, "end": 11303.54, "text": " New recruit time?"}, {"start": 11303.54, "end": 11313.54, "text": " Can't really do it yet."}, {"start": 11313.54, "end": 11318.54, "text": " Sharper sword. A stronger shield. Anything to prolong a soldier's life."}, {"start": 11319.54, "end": 11322.54, "text": " This guy has three pretty shitty ones."}, {"start": 11329.54, "end": 11332.54, "text": " We gotta give Fentanyl the double asterisk."}, {"start": 11343.54, "end": 11362.740000000002, "text": " Well, shit, we did pretty good all things considered."}, {"start": 11362.74, "end": 11372.539999999999, "text": " I think that Shatterer, if we had hearthlight there, maybe it goes different."}, {"start": 11372.539999999999, "end": 11380.18, "text": " I think that Shatterer was right."}, {"start": 11380.18, "end": 11407.18, "text": " We want to stick to media missions right now."}, {"start": 11407.18, "end": 11414.18, "text": " and"}, {"start": 11414.18, "end": 11418.18, "text": " warrens"}, {"start": 11418.18, "end": 11448.06, "text": " only a two highwayman huh whoops you ever get the"}, {"start": 11448.06, "end": 11456.859999999999, "text": " airs rewatch NGE or is it a one and done experience? What does NGE?"}, {"start": 11463.26, "end": 11466.46, "text": " Smell Smell, take your time."}, {"start": 11469.98, "end": 11473.98, "text": " What's the point of locking positive traits? Some of them are really good."}, {"start": 11473.98, "end": 11476.98, "text": " otherwise they get cycled out when you get a new positive one."}, {"start": 11503.98, "end": 11518.22, "text": " I think I'm going to bring up Vestal because I'm scared now."}, {"start": 11518.22, "end": 11525.22, "text": " I like claymore and bugbear bussy and reuse things for some of it."}, {"start": 11531.619999999999, "end": 11538.619999999999, "text": " Windows XP"}, {"start": 11538.62, "end": 11540.62, "text": " I'm"}, {"start": 11543.02, "end": 11545.02, "text": " Bum bum"}, {"start": 11557.54, "end": 11560.58, "text": " Any chance we'll see Windows Vista, maybe"}, {"start": 11562.7, "end": 11564.7, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 11564.7, "end": 11571.7, "text": " Someone in chat might be on Windows XP right now."}, {"start": 11577.62, "end": 11584.62, "text": " You guys got fucking smoked. You got smoked. You got smoked."}, {"start": 11584.980000000001, "end": 11590.02, "text": " I said me first, making it me, by the way."}, {"start": 11590.02, "end": 11592.02, "text": " You're on Windows 98. Liar!"}, {"start": 11595.78, "end": 11597.78, "text": " Lion has bid, dude."}, {"start": 11597.78, "end": 11599.78, "text": " I just don't think I'll ever use this."}, {"start": 11612.9, "end": 11614.9, "text": " Well, let's upgrade your skills."}, {"start": 11617.060000000001, "end": 11619.560000000001, "text": " We're about to use a lot of money."}, {"start": 11620.02, "end": 11628.4, "text": " Every creature has a weakness the wise hero trains for what she will face"}, {"start": 11628.4, "end": 11634.92, "text": " but I'm man I'm man"}, {"start": 11636.84, "end": 11640.04, "text": " so like"}, {"start": 11640.800000000001, "end": 11645.4, "text": " should I train as well"}, {"start": 11645.4, "end": 11658.359999999999, "text": " question mark we might need revenge I don't know we get him with a purge"}, {"start": 11661.0, "end": 11665.16, "text": " gonna need the accuracy"}, {"start": 11665.16, "end": 11677.94, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11677.94, "end": 11681.88, "text": " the other accuracy one of things so"}, {"start": 11681.880000000001, "end": 11700.44, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11700.44, "end": 11704.960000000001, "text": " Imagine if you have the accuracy trait dude."}, {"start": 11704.960000000001, "end": 11713.68, "text": " Holy guacamole."}, {"start": 11713.68, "end": 11724.84, "text": " We want this lady to go first."}, {"start": 11724.84, "end": 11738.5, "text": " I only have three damage trinkets."}, {"start": 11738.5, "end": 11740.98, "text": " I mean I got this."}, {"start": 11740.98, "end": 11744.94, "text": " I can't take an accuracy hit right now."}, {"start": 11744.94, "end": 11755.94, "text": " Hmm, let's see you."}, {"start": 11755.94, "end": 11758.94, "text": " 22 HP."}, {"start": 11758.94, "end": 11762.94, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11762.94, "end": 11765.94, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 11765.94, "end": 11773.94, "text": " I'm sure, I'm sure it'll be okay. I'm sure it'll be okay."}, {"start": 11773.94, "end": 11775.94, "text": " We're still gonna upgrade their armor and shit."}, {"start": 11799.94, "end": 11801.94, "text": " That's more like it."}, {"start": 11803.94, "end": 11816.94, "text": " Very expensive."}, {"start": 11816.94, "end": 11822.12, "text": " This could be useful."}, {"start": 11822.12, "end": 11833.42, "text": " Gentle tide could be good for us because we are a little pussy bitch right now."}, {"start": 11833.42, "end": 11834.82, "text": " It's got Deeds."}, {"start": 11834.82, "end": 11836.82, "text": " Do we need Deeds?"}, {"start": 11836.82, "end": 11842.9, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11842.9, "end": 11844.58, "text": " This is an activation quest."}, {"start": 11844.58, "end": 11848.62, "text": " I don't mind activation quests, but it's the..."}, {"start": 11848.62, "end": 11851.9, "text": " Once we get to collect stuff, I don't like."}, {"start": 11851.9, "end": 11860.78, "text": " You can start doing this bitch right here."}, {"start": 11860.78, "end": 11862.78, "text": " Let's do jizzle time!"}, {"start": 11877.78, "end": 11879.78, "text": " I gotta piss so bad!"}, {"start": 11881.78, "end": 11882.78, "text": " Holy fuck!"}, {"start": 11884.78, "end": 11886.78, "text": " Holy fucking hell!"}, {"start": 11890.78, "end": 11897.460000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, I'm not going out here"}, {"start": 11903.62, "end": 11905.62, "text": " Boop boop boop boop boop"}, {"start": 11909.820000000002, "end": 11913.820000000002, "text": " Shoveled to work. Yeah, hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Oh"}, {"start": 11917.74, "end": 11919.74, "text": " Gonna pay"}, {"start": 11920.78, "end": 11938.1, "text": " Oh flog what am I forgetting good good good good good good good good good good"}, {"start": 11938.1, "end": 11949.140000000001, "text": " yeah 35 we'll make 8,000 from the bank a little bit more than that actually"}, {"start": 11949.14, "end": 11956.26, "text": " The flopping fish-like things abhor rewarding sigils. Let us claim this place anew"}, {"start": 11956.98, "end": 11958.98, "text": " Okay, now I'm gonna go up there. Here we go"}, {"start": 11979.14, "end": 11981.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12009.14, "end": 12011.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12129.14, "end": 12131.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12489.14, "end": 12511.14, "text": " and"}, {"start": 12511.14, "end": 12534.38, "text": " Romboski takes 4-7. Shut up, magilla theme's playing. Oh. Not anymore. Now we're here"}, {"start": 12534.380000000001, "end": 12536.380000000001, "text": " and dripping. It's drippy, dude."}, {"start": 12552.380000000001, "end": 12556.380000000001, "text": " We got a camp. And we didn't get a scout. Why?"}, {"start": 12564.380000000001, "end": 12583.060000000001, "text": " to steal oneself against the coming horrors the way is lit the path is clear we require"}, {"start": 12583.060000000001, "end": 12593.7, "text": " only the strength to follow it like how intimidating is good"}, {"start": 12593.7, "end": 12598.34, "text": " Good against, uh, mouse. Good against mouse. Honestly."}, {"start": 12607.380000000001, "end": 12607.880000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12613.54, "end": 12614.5, "text": " How is that possible?"}, {"start": 12619.300000000001, "end": 12619.800000000001, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12623.7, "end": 12641.460000000001, "text": " How do I kill this lady?"}, {"start": 12641.460000000001, "end": 12649.460000000001, "text": " Like that."}, {"start": 12649.460000000001, "end": 12651.460000000001, "text": " It's estimated"}, {"start": 12666.740000000002, "end": 12670.78, "text": " Continually on spot destroy what a cool care"}, {"start": 12709.460000000001, "end": 12716.460000000001, "text": " 70% masterfully executed"}, {"start": 12725.02, "end": 12728.02, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 12731.86, "end": 12738.86, "text": " their formation has broken maintain the offensive"}, {"start": 12739.460000000001, "end": 12746.460000000001, "text": " I'm gonna get him."}, {"start": 12746.460000000001, "end": 12753.460000000001, "text": " Okay, I'll put him on."}, {"start": 12753.460000000001, "end": 12760.460000000001, "text": " Okay, I'll put him on."}, {"start": 12760.460000000001, "end": 12763.460000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 12763.460000000001, "end": 12770.460000000001, "text": " Mama Mia! Not again, please sir."}, {"start": 12793.460000000001, "end": 12822.460000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 12822.460000000001, "end": 12825.54, "text": " Double XE."}, {"start": 12825.54, "end": 12834.660000000002, "text": " Monster's size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exagernation be considered a virtue."}, {"start": 12834.660000000002, "end": 12839.560000000001, "text": " Bosco, thanks for subbing, Rod Suckham, thanks for subbing, nice name, Dunke, thanks for"}, {"start": 12839.560000000001, "end": 12843.900000000001, "text": " subbing, Rumboski, thanks again for subbing, Enumri, Empowery, thanks for subbing."}, {"start": 12843.900000000001, "end": 12851.300000000001, "text": " Is this, uh, Stressheal?"}, {"start": 12851.300000000001, "end": 12853.300000000001, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 12853.300000000001, "end": 12856.300000000001, "text": " Oh, this is my quest item."}, {"start": 12856.300000000001, "end": 12859.300000000001, "text": " A doi."}, {"start": 12881.300000000001, "end": 12883.300000000001, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 12896.300000000001, "end": 12899.300000000001, "text": " That's through 40% fraud by the way."}, {"start": 12911.300000000001, "end": 12913.300000000001, "text": " Well struck."}, {"start": 12924.300000000001, "end": 12929.300000000001, "text": " As the fiend falls, a faint hope blossoms."}, {"start": 12941.300000000001, "end": 12953.300000000001, "text": " stop"}, {"start": 12953.300000000001, "end": 12968.300000000001, "text": " the bigger the beast"}, {"start": 12968.300000000001, "end": 12975.300000000001, "text": " Oh, nice little drop."}, {"start": 12975.300000000001, "end": 12982.300000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12982.300000000001, "end": 12993.300000000001, "text": " The fuckin' 8 damage bleed dude?"}, {"start": 12993.300000000001, "end": 13023.1, "text": " Okay, well, we got a full scout, but it's not showing us the secret route."}, {"start": 13023.1, "end": 13039.1, "text": " the"}, {"start": 13039.1, "end": 13045.78, "text": " The light the promise of safety"}, {"start": 13049.9, "end": 13051.9, "text": " That's fine Kappa"}, {"start": 13056.24, "end": 13058.24, "text": " Not happening"}, {"start": 13064.300000000001, "end": 13066.300000000001, "text": " They were level four maybe"}, {"start": 13069.1, "end": 13076.1, "text": " We're only doing it for bonus gold at this point."}, {"start": 13129.1, "end": 13132.1, "text": " Noooo."}, {"start": 13132.1, "end": 13141.1, "text": " They destroyed."}, {"start": 13141.1, "end": 13153.1, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles."}, {"start": 13153.1, "end": 13156.86, "text": " These nightmarish creatures can be felled. They can be beaten"}, {"start": 13162.7, "end": 13169.34, "text": " Hacks laden with loot are often long on supplies. You don't know that"}, {"start": 13178.460000000001, "end": 13180.460000000001, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 13183.1, "end": 13187.74, "text": " Oh god, oh you son of a bitch"}, {"start": 13213.1, "end": 13216.1, "text": " A singular strike!"}, {"start": 13276.1, "end": 13279.1, "text": " Precision and power."}, {"start": 13306.1, "end": 13317.140000000001, "text": " This expedition at least promises success hmm it's lit"}, {"start": 13329.140000000001, "end": 13330.74, "text": " a bit stealth dude"}, {"start": 13336.1, "end": 13357.58, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 13357.58, "end": 13359.58, "text": " Chop them up."}, {"start": 13359.58, "end": 13361.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13371.22, "end": 13373.22, "text": " You're fucking faster"}, {"start": 13379.26, "end": 13381.26, "text": " The ground quakes"}, {"start": 13411.26, "end": 13417.380000000001, "text": " Well, signature's a little bit."}, {"start": 13417.380000000001, "end": 13421.98, "text": " You could have 100% done the shambler with this comp."}, {"start": 13421.98, "end": 13428.5, "text": " The shambler's harder because we're in a higher level dungeon now."}, {"start": 13428.5, "end": 13435.5, "text": " I disagree."}, {"start": 13445.82, "end": 13448.32, "text": " Say you're a pussy."}, {"start": 13448.32, "end": 13449.8, "text": " Oh, I'm..."}, {"start": 13449.8, "end": 13453.02, "text": " I'm a pussy."}, {"start": 13453.02, "end": 13455.02, "text": " I'm a loser pussy."}, {"start": 13459.16, "end": 13461.16, "text": " You ever watched a disco foot match?"}, {"start": 13461.16, "end": 13462.16, "text": " No, what is that?"}, {"start": 13478.62, "end": 13479.12, "text": " What the?"}, {"start": 13483.02, "end": 13507.78, "text": " I believe in you."}, {"start": 13507.78, "end": 13508.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13508.78, "end": 13512.78, "text": " They're kind of letting me down there, Chief."}, {"start": 13530.78, "end": 13532.78, "text": " Oh God. Nice."}, {"start": 13533.78, "end": 13535.78, "text": " He got a damage buff right now."}, {"start": 13568.78, "end": 13570.78, "text": " impressive"}, {"start": 13598.78, "end": 13608.78, "text": " Hit him with the blick."}, {"start": 13608.78, "end": 13613.78, "text": " Hit him with the blick."}, {"start": 13613.78, "end": 13616.78, "text": " Blah!"}, {"start": 13616.78, "end": 13620.060000000001, "text": " Success so clearly in view."}, {"start": 13620.060000000001, "end": 13622.78, "text": " Or is it merely a trick of the light?"}, {"start": 13622.78, "end": 13627.08, "text": " Gonna come in in the twitch chat says I'm gonna ship myself diarrhea style"}, {"start": 13634.02, "end": 13640.5, "text": " Aren't heirlooms more important than gold at this point I spent 50k upgrading this party before this mission"}, {"start": 13649.060000000001, "end": 13651.060000000001, "text": " What do you think"}, {"start": 13652.78, "end": 13661.2, "text": " Another Mariner, another misfortune."}, {"start": 13661.2, "end": 13663.84, "text": " Never close how your fiber intake is."}, {"start": 13663.84, "end": 13664.84, "text": " It's pretty good."}, {"start": 13664.84, "end": 13668.76, "text": " I'm on a legit diet."}, {"start": 13668.76, "end": 13669.960000000001, "text": " The match is struck."}, {"start": 13669.960000000001, "end": 13680.68, "text": " I'm on the eat less than healthy diet."}, {"start": 13680.68, "end": 13687.68, "text": " the stop is only the first test. Now it must be carried home."}, {"start": 13693.12, "end": 13696.08, "text": " Where's up with the no scouting? I think it's not scouting because we're not hitting the"}, {"start": 13696.08, "end": 13703.08, "text": " critical scout."}, {"start": 13703.08, "end": 13710.08, "text": " The blood... what was that, a sack in front of us?"}, {"start": 13733.08, "end": 13735.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13746.96, "end": 13754.4, "text": " Yelch when we want to die you decisive humbling"}, {"start": 13763.08, "end": 13787.08, "text": " 20% crit. It's more than that. Because this has 11.0 on it."}, {"start": 13787.08, "end": 13789.08, "text": " MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"}, {"start": 13796.2, "end": 13800.28, "text": " Just say 11. I misspoke."}, {"start": 13806.84, "end": 13808.84, "text": " MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"}, {"start": 13817.08, "end": 13823.08, "text": " Who dying today? I'm picking you!"}, {"start": 13847.08, "end": 13849.08, "text": " Blinky."}, {"start": 13858.08, "end": 13860.08, "text": " I bleed."}, {"start": 13860.08, "end": 13877.32, "text": " Who are the veterans, you? No, these guys. Duck heroes."}, {"start": 13877.32, "end": 13894.32, "text": " darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men, a tripling victory, but a victory nonetheless."}, {"start": 13894.32, "end": 13913.92, "text": " Well, unfortunate."}, {"start": 13913.92, "end": 13915.48, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 13915.48, "end": 13917.199999999999, "text": " Obsessed with killing."}, {"start": 13917.199999999999, "end": 13919.199999999999, "text": " Obsessed with killing."}, {"start": 13919.2, "end": 13926.2, "text": " I'm just about to die."}, {"start": 13930.04, "end": 13933.880000000001, "text": " Neat. What kind of cove missions we got?"}, {"start": 13933.880000000001, "end": 13938.68, "text": " We got a medium one."}, {"start": 13938.68, "end": 13942.2, "text": " Race speed while any character is burning."}, {"start": 13942.2, "end": 13945.2, "text": " Attack at target position one, knock back."}, {"start": 13949.2, "end": 13950.640000000001, "text": " Oh, like, moves him around."}, {"start": 13952.28, "end": 13954.58, "text": " So, if we put Controlled Burn in two or three,"}, {"start": 13954.58, "end": 13958.08, "text": " every time we attack, they're, like, getting shifted around in the Controlled Burn."}, {"start": 13961.08, "end": 13961.740000000002, "text": " Why was it?"}, {"start": 13963.28, "end": 13964.62, "text": " Provided it works."}, {"start": 13973.16, "end": 13974.36, "text": " Why was it..."}, {"start": 13979.2, "end": 13982.900000000001, "text": " Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 13984.0, "end": 13985.800000000001, "text": " It says gentle tide."}, {"start": 13990.5, "end": 13992.1, "text": " But it doesn't say down here."}, {"start": 13992.800000000001, "end": 13993.800000000001, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 13994.900000000001, "end": 13997.300000000001, "text": " Was that for last week? Maybe?"}, {"start": 13997.300000000001, "end": 14011.54, "text": " Cove only stream where we went to the warrens in the wheel is a torch"}, {"start": 14011.54, "end": 14013.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14015.54, "end": 14017.54, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14020.660000000002, "end": 14022.660000000002, "text": " A doi"}, {"start": 14027.300000000001, "end": 14042.44, "text": " Let's lock in."}, {"start": 14042.44, "end": 14054.740000000002, "text": " There's the crushing gilded beads real and imagined."}, {"start": 14054.740000000002, "end": 14056.580000000002, "text": " So how does replacing shit work?"}, {"start": 14056.58, "end": 14059.82, "text": " Does it go from the top or is it random?"}, {"start": 14059.82, "end": 14063.88, "text": " Like we need a new positive perk?"}, {"start": 14063.88, "end": 14065.38, "text": " It's random?"}, {"start": 14065.38, "end": 14074.38, "text": " Surely we don't hit the 1 and 5 on this, right?"}, {"start": 14074.38, "end": 14077.58, "text": " You will."}, {"start": 14077.58, "end": 14085.22, "text": " Warhead and stick six for seven?"}, {"start": 14085.220000000001, "end": 14090.340000000002, "text": " I like this item a lot by the way..."}, {"start": 14090.840000000002, "end": 14094.7, "text": " Uuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"}, {"start": 14096.060000000001, "end": 14099.28, "text": " Rrrrraawrraawrreawwwreawwww"}, {"start": 14099.460000000001, "end": 14103.260000000002, "text": " This guy said OK in chat. Don't fucking okay me, you stupid fuck."}, {"start": 14103.980000000001, "end": 14106.220000000001, "text": " You're fucking better than me, bitch."}, {"start": 14106.220000000001, "end": 14119.420000000002, "text": " I think we have robust on the A plus HV1 on one of these guys."}, {"start": 14119.420000000002, "end": 14120.420000000002, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 14120.420000000002, "end": 14124.7, "text": " I'm gonna buy it."}, {"start": 14124.7, "end": 14133.060000000001, "text": " Well, obviously we're going to the Cove again."}, {"start": 14133.06, "end": 14158.539999999999, "text": " I think the only really good one here is this one."}, {"start": 14158.54, "end": 14164.02, "text": " Maybe we can do Antiquarian in here?"}, {"start": 14164.02, "end": 14166.78, "text": " I think what we want to do is probably..."}, {"start": 14166.78, "end": 14176.060000000001, "text": " No, we don't need to remove stealth if we have a Plague Doctor."}, {"start": 14176.060000000001, "end": 14180.7, "text": " Plague Doctor can hit it anyway with the AoE."}, {"start": 14180.7, "end": 14193.380000000001, "text": " I don't want to take this person out because I want to walk in some of those."}, {"start": 14193.380000000001, "end": 14197.740000000002, "text": " They're all good, by the way."}, {"start": 14197.740000000002, "end": 14200.94, "text": " Same with this guy."}, {"start": 14200.94, "end": 14205.94, "text": " We will bring you..."}, {"start": 14205.94, "end": 14207.94, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 14213.380000000001, "end": 14215.380000000001, "text": " A cultist."}, {"start": 14222.82, "end": 14225.42, "text": " I don't think there's any alcohol in here, probably."}, {"start": 14230.78, "end": 14233.140000000001, "text": " Brain penis 3 doesn't exist."}, {"start": 14235.94, "end": 14237.94, "text": " I'm sorry, bro"}, {"start": 14242.220000000001, "end": 14244.460000000001, "text": " What does the stalling debuff mean I"}, {"start": 14249.54, "end": 14251.54, "text": " Think you know what that means"}, {"start": 14261.1, "end": 14263.1, "text": " Meow meow"}, {"start": 14263.1, "end": 14270.1, "text": " Aren't there puddles in the cove my grave robber drank one yesterday?"}, {"start": 14270.1, "end": 14280.1, "text": " Surely this idiot doesn't mistake it for alcohol, alright?"}, {"start": 14280.1, "end": 14293.62, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14293.62, "end": 14322.300000000001, "text": " I keep seeing this one up there, maybe it doesn't change, I don't know."}, {"start": 14322.300000000001, "end": 14323.300000000001, "text": " Based?"}, {"start": 14323.300000000001, "end": 14324.300000000001, "text": " Based?"}, {"start": 14324.300000000001, "end": 14336.460000000001, "text": " I like this shield with the...this right here."}, {"start": 14336.460000000001, "end": 14338.7, "text": " It's 45% bonus stun."}, {"start": 14338.7, "end": 14364.7, "text": " Who do we want in the front?"}, {"start": 14364.7, "end": 14367.1, "text": " Let me in front of the Human Caterpillar."}, {"start": 14368.300000000001, "end": 14369.5, "text": " You mean Centipede?"}, {"start": 14377.1, "end": 14378.300000000001, "text": " No. Oh, okay."}, {"start": 14382.300000000001, "end": 14383.5, "text": " Mr. Worldwide!"}, {"start": 14386.300000000001, "end": 14387.900000000001, "text": " We'll bring you. Sure."}, {"start": 14389.5, "end": 14391.1, "text": " Trial and Conviction."}, {"start": 14393.1, "end": 14393.6, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 14394.7, "end": 14412.060000000001, "text": " Welcome back quantum potato."}, {"start": 14412.060000000001, "end": 14413.380000000001, "text": " Quantum potato?"}, {"start": 14413.380000000001, "end": 14420.1, "text": " What do we want?"}, {"start": 14420.1, "end": 14429.74, "text": " Get over here!"}, {"start": 14429.74, "end": 14433.18, "text": " I just realized the flashbang has 10% higher chance to stun, we're not gonna be able to"}, {"start": 14433.18, "end": 14437.300000000001, "text": " use it though."}, {"start": 14437.300000000001, "end": 14443.74, "text": " Duh, blah."}, {"start": 14443.74, "end": 14447.460000000001, "text": " Maybe we grab this now?"}, {"start": 14447.460000000001, "end": 14449.460000000001, "text": " What do we need?"}, {"start": 14449.460000000001, "end": 14456.460000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14456.460000000001, "end": 14461.460000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14461.460000000001, "end": 14464.460000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14464.460000000001, "end": 14469.460000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14469.460000000001, "end": 14473.460000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14473.460000000001, "end": 14476.500000000002, "text": " But their knowledge lives on yippee"}, {"start": 14480.580000000002, "end": 14482.580000000002, "text": " This"}, {"start": 14486.980000000001, "end": 14488.980000000001, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 14491.1, "end": 14493.1, "text": " Where's it"}, {"start": 14498.500000000002, "end": 14500.500000000002, "text": " You know"}, {"start": 14503.460000000001, "end": 14510.460000000001, "text": " If we did something like this..."}, {"start": 14510.460000000001, "end": 14517.460000000001, "text": " And then we use them in the second rank."}, {"start": 14533.460000000001, "end": 14539.960000000001, "text": " I kind of like tentacles here though yeah I think the way we had it is fine"}, {"start": 14539.960000000001, "end": 14543.460000000001, "text": " I think the way we had it is fine."}, {"start": 14543.460000000001, "end": 14551.460000000001, "text": " Here's Cuddle, Poundmaster, the evidence of corruption"}, {"start": 14557.460000000001, "end": 14559.460000000001, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 14559.460000000001, "end": 14561.460000000001, "text": " This"}, {"start": 14566.740000000002, "end": 14568.740000000002, "text": " Someone that I have"}, {"start": 14572.740000000002, "end": 14574.740000000002, "text": " This"}, {"start": 14576.62, "end": 14578.62, "text": " Dad"}, {"start": 14580.580000000002, "end": 14586.02, "text": " Sure, buddy, what's your stun chance? It'll be 145"}, {"start": 14589.460000000001, "end": 14607.86, "text": " You are going to tentacale?"}, {"start": 14607.86, "end": 14608.86, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 14612.86, "end": 14614.86, "text": " Ummm..."}, {"start": 14621.36, "end": 14623.86, "text": " Cheeky little AoE stress heal."}, {"start": 14624.86, "end": 14626.86, "text": " Just in case."}, {"start": 14629.36, "end": 14631.86, "text": " You know, why we can't use it."}, {"start": 14632.86, "end": 14633.86, "text": " Hmm..."}, {"start": 14635.86, "end": 14637.36, "text": " Let's grab it anyway."}, {"start": 14637.86, "end": 14649.02, "text": " What am I going to use in the second rank?"}, {"start": 14649.02, "end": 14650.26, "text": " This."}, {"start": 14650.26, "end": 14652.2, "text": " This."}, {"start": 14652.2, "end": 14658.720000000001, "text": " Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom."}, {"start": 14658.720000000001, "end": 14662.52, "text": " Boom, boom."}, {"start": 14662.52, "end": 14665.32, "text": " Boom, boom."}, {"start": 14665.32, "end": 14675.32, "text": " You're good. Good. Good. Good. Time to spend a million dollars."}, {"start": 14685.32, "end": 14687.32, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 14687.32, "end": 14689.32, "text": " I'll just pick up a rotisserie."}, {"start": 14689.32, "end": 14691.32, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 14691.32, "end": 14693.32, "text": " At Walmart."}, {"start": 14693.32, "end": 14699.32, "text": " One time. Just once."}, {"start": 14712.32, "end": 14715.32, "text": " Only once."}, {"start": 14723.32, "end": 14733.8, "text": " Good, good, good."}, {"start": 14733.8, "end": 14736.08, "text": " Maybe we bring a bandage just in case."}, {"start": 14736.08, "end": 14739.68, "text": " We do have a plague doctor, actually."}, {"start": 14739.68, "end": 14740.68, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 14740.68, "end": 14745.48, "text": " All right, we're good."}, {"start": 14745.48, "end": 14746.98, "text": " Sweet."}, {"start": 14746.98, "end": 14751.56, "text": " If you've got the chicken sitting in your car and a hot summer night shirt off and"}, {"start": 14751.56, "end": 14771.56, "text": " drink the juice out in the bag. Nice. Not having, man. How was it?"}, {"start": 14771.56, "end": 14774.4, "text": " What was that shit, bro?"}, {"start": 14774.4, "end": 14779.64, "text": " But that shit was good!"}, {"start": 14779.64, "end": 14782.16, "text": " What it taste like?"}, {"start": 14782.16, "end": 14783.16, "text": " Chicken?"}, {"start": 14783.16, "end": 14786.4, "text": " What's the best meat?"}, {"start": 14786.4, "end": 14788.279999999999, "text": " Beef?"}, {"start": 14788.279999999999, "end": 14792.199999999999, "text": " Overrated, bros."}, {"start": 14792.199999999999, "end": 14796.72, "text": " I think chicken is probably..."}, {"start": 14796.720000000001, "end": 14814.36, "text": " go. I think duck's too fatty. I've never had good duck, probably. I like lamb. I will say"}, {"start": 14814.36, "end": 14820.960000000001, "text": " like most heroes use lamb, right? They have lamb in it. Whatever kind of lamb that shit"}, {"start": 14820.960000000001, "end": 14826.480000000001, "text": " is bro it's always like kind of like floppy you know what I mean that shit is"}, {"start": 14826.480000000001, "end": 14831.800000000001, "text": " not good bro I got big sorry to anyone who thinks this"}, {"start": 14834.800000000001, "end": 14838.960000000001, "text": " I've never actually had deer"}, {"start": 14838.960000000001, "end": 14847.000000000002, "text": " another man or another misfortune I had a ostrich it was pretty good"}, {"start": 14850.960000000001, "end": 14864.84, "text": " So in time to play short, he moves better, never had he moved."}, {"start": 14864.84, "end": 14866.84, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 14866.84, "end": 14868.84, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14868.84, "end": 14870.84, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14870.84, "end": 14877.84, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 14877.84, "end": 14884.84, "text": " Yeah, we're gonna give this guy the 1d."}, {"start": 14907.84, "end": 14922.24, "text": " great is the weapon that cuts on its own"}, {"start": 14922.24, "end": 14924.24, "text": " Dutch?"}, {"start": 14952.24, "end": 14957.84, "text": "\ufffd\ub97c"}, {"start": 14957.84, "end": 14961.52, "text": " is"}, {"start": 14961.52, "end": 14968.18, "text": " a"}, {"start": 14968.18, "end": 14981.76, "text": " if I get a big duck tastes like shit all right baby lettuce I believe you I believe you man"}, {"start": 14981.76, "end": 14991.76, "text": " Where do you know that?"}, {"start": 14991.76, "end": 14996.76, "text": " Sorry, I had to ask."}, {"start": 14996.76, "end": 15001.76, "text": " Ouch!"}, {"start": 15001.76, "end": 15027.76, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles I probably should have tentacled actually"}, {"start": 15027.76, "end": 15029.76, "text": " It kills them"}, {"start": 15040.960000000001, "end": 15042.960000000001, "text": " Hug your dog"}, {"start": 15051.94, "end": 15053.94, "text": " Are you dead now"}, {"start": 15057.76, "end": 15064.76, "text": " Big freaking eel."}, {"start": 15087.76, "end": 15101.6, "text": " But trust this advantage, give them no quarter, be wary, triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying"}, {"start": 15101.6, "end": 15102.56, "text": " fall."}, {"start": 15102.56, "end": 15103.6, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 15103.6, "end": 15106.16, "text": " Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam."}, {"start": 15106.16, "end": 15107.24, "text": " I fucked up."}, {"start": 15107.24, "end": 15108.24, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 15108.24, "end": 15109.4, "text": " We need to stop."}, {"start": 15109.4, "end": 15110.4, "text": " I can't."}, {"start": 15110.4, "end": 15111.800000000001, "text": " I don't think I can."}, {"start": 15111.800000000001, "end": 15113.32, "text": " You're not doing anything."}, {"start": 15113.32, "end": 15120.32, "text": " I fucked up. No! No!"}, {"start": 15125.76, "end": 15132.76, "text": " Hmm. We already have the secret room. Actually, we didn't fuck up."}, {"start": 15132.76, "end": 15148.04, "text": " I gotta stop using the shovels now."}, {"start": 15148.04, "end": 15153.44, "text": " Start putting a cultist on one two slide and I don't think I would beat the game without"}, {"start": 15153.44, "end": 15154.44, "text": " him."}, {"start": 15154.44, "end": 15156.44, "text": " Now it's time to stab a really good"}, {"start": 15162.800000000001, "end": 15166.640000000001, "text": " Hacks laden with Luke are often low on supplies"}, {"start": 15172.12, "end": 15174.36, "text": " How come that guy ain't getting a pig in the check"}, {"start": 15184.44, "end": 15190.44, "text": " It's a Delicacy in the Andes."}, {"start": 15190.44, "end": 15196.44, "text": " Hello, Quizzoo."}, {"start": 15196.44, "end": 15207.44, "text": " Okay, but I don't care about places that aren't a marathon."}, {"start": 15207.44, "end": 15218.12, "text": " Do you think they eat it like frog?"}, {"start": 15218.12, "end": 15229.68, "text": " Do you guys ever have frog?"}, {"start": 15229.68, "end": 15230.68, "text": " Frog is good?"}, {"start": 15230.68, "end": 15233.2, "text": " I don't mind frog."}, {"start": 15233.2, "end": 15246.36, "text": " I'll just talk about food bros hunger"}, {"start": 15246.36, "end": 15258.480000000001, "text": " bro how mechanical hazards possessed by evil intent"}, {"start": 15258.48, "end": 15262.92, "text": " Didn't you say you had Gator?"}, {"start": 15262.92, "end": 15264.6, "text": " Yeah, Gator was okay."}, {"start": 15264.6, "end": 15279.199999999999, "text": " It was probably carried by the fact that it was fried, honestly."}, {"start": 15279.2, "end": 15282.2, "text": " any such cases? Yeah."}, {"start": 15290.2, "end": 15292.2, "text": " My formation's wrong, Smiley."}, {"start": 15305.2, "end": 15307.2, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 15310.2, "end": 15311.2, "text": " I believe in you!"}, {"start": 15334.7, "end": 15335.7, "text": " Don't do it, bitch."}, {"start": 15339.2, "end": 15341.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15345.76, "end": 15347.76, "text": " You're dead"}, {"start": 15358.2, "end": 15360.2, "text": " Ground quakes"}, {"start": 15363.26, "end": 15368.68, "text": " Slowly gently this is how a life is taken please, sir"}, {"start": 15369.2, "end": 15380.2, "text": " Epic dodge moment. Blood has 71 HP."}, {"start": 15380.2, "end": 15387.2, "text": " Please sir."}, {"start": 15387.2, "end": 15401.2, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15401.2, "end": 15406.2, "text": " For what?"}, {"start": 15406.2, "end": 15435.2, "text": " I bet that Bleedor's just good on the Aplodgeline too bad I already threw that shit away, lol."}, {"start": 15435.2, "end": 15443.04, "text": " Oh mega lol"}, {"start": 15443.04, "end": 15456.16, "text": " Can't really take anything I think"}, {"start": 15456.16, "end": 15458.16, "text": " Stop doing that."}, {"start": 15467.16, "end": 15470.16, "text": " Yay! Right... oh, that's a Travner, man."}, {"start": 15481.16, "end": 15483.16, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 15486.16, "end": 15499.56, "text": " What's the download icon on the right do?"}, {"start": 15499.56, "end": 15502.44, "text": " Center map on party, this one?"}, {"start": 15502.44, "end": 15509.44, "text": " Are they the one that gives me the Cribball?"}, {"start": 15532.44, "end": 15534.44, "text": " We are allocated."}, {"start": 15537.94, "end": 15539.94, "text": " The slow death."}, {"start": 15539.94, "end": 15541.94, "text": " Unforeseen."}, {"start": 15541.94, "end": 15543.94, "text": " Unforgiving."}, {"start": 15550.94, "end": 15552.94, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 15552.94, "end": 15554.94, "text": " Decimated."}, {"start": 15556.94, "end": 15558.94, "text": " Seize this momentum."}, {"start": 15558.94, "end": 15561.94, "text": " Push on till the tasks end."}, {"start": 15562.44, "end": 15589.24, "text": " The way is lit, the path is clear, we require only the strength to follow it."}, {"start": 15589.24, "end": 15613.24, "text": " As the fiend falls, paint whole blossoms."}, {"start": 15613.24, "end": 15628.24, "text": " of"}, {"start": 15628.24, "end": 15630.24, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15630.24, "end": 15656.24, "text": " I should kill this guy, whoops."}, {"start": 15656.24, "end": 15672.68, "text": " I lost my B squad to a boss couple to go as my GF watched me play and she said, you"}, {"start": 15672.68, "end": 15679.68, "text": " You are a disappointment."}, {"start": 15687.68, "end": 15689.68, "text": " I don't think you are, bro."}, {"start": 15689.68, "end": 15692.68, "text": " I think you tried your best."}, {"start": 15692.68, "end": 15700.68, "text": " When you try real hard, but you don't succeed."}, {"start": 15700.68, "end": 15702.68, "text": " me"}, {"start": 15710.6, "end": 15714.800000000001, "text": " Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"}, {"start": 15720.36, "end": 15722.36, "text": " What are we dropping lads"}, {"start": 15730.68, "end": 15737.6, "text": " If only treasure could staunch the flow of other worldly corruption, there's another chest in front of us"}, {"start": 15746.16, "end": 15752.24, "text": " Fortune waiting to be spent. Hmm. I want more money"}, {"start": 15752.24, "end": 15773.44, "text": " What's the money for upgrades?"}, {"start": 15773.44, "end": 15778.44, "text": " And it's for lazy. I couldn't..."}, {"start": 15785.44, "end": 15790.44, "text": " I couldn't swap Frinketsaw because I didn't have an empty space."}, {"start": 15790.44, "end": 15795.44, "text": " Wards."}, {"start": 15803.44, "end": 15832.92, "text": " You fucking bitch."}, {"start": 15832.92, "end": 15849.0, "text": " as the Dodge Lord dude. This guy. Not the Dodge Lord."}, {"start": 15849.0, "end": 15851.0, "text": " Have a staking blow!"}, {"start": 15867.52, "end": 15869.52, "text": " Clutch?"}, {"start": 15870.88, "end": 15873.08, "text": " He truly clutched up just now."}, {"start": 15879.0, "end": 15898.88, "text": " I deserve this fellas, never mind."}, {"start": 15898.880000000001, "end": 15900.880000000001, "text": " Now let's see if there's a..."}, {"start": 15928.880000000001, "end": 15938.880000000001, "text": " I hate him with it."}, {"start": 15938.880000000001, "end": 15941.320000000002, "text": " Boo!"}, {"start": 15941.320000000002, "end": 15949.36, "text": " As victories mount, so too will resistance."}, {"start": 15949.36, "end": 15978.720000000001, "text": " scout huh cringe you don't like to see this squad right here boys not a fan"}, {"start": 15979.36, "end": 15996.36, "text": " Unnerved, unbalanced, a dizzying blow to body and brain."}, {"start": 16026.36, "end": 16033.36, "text": " No dude!"}, {"start": 16056.36, "end": 16060.36, "text": " Oh, you're good. Oh my god"}, {"start": 16063.640000000001, "end": 16065.640000000001, "text": " You're both dead"}, {"start": 16116.36, "end": 16123.36, "text": " she's this"}, {"start": 16126.640000000001, "end": 16133.640000000001, "text": " she's this"}, {"start": 16146.36, "end": 16148.36, "text": " I can't hear any of this"}, {"start": 16166.68, "end": 16168.68, "text": " Let's just skedaddle dude"}, {"start": 16168.68, "end": 16178.2, "text": " In a moment."}, {"start": 16178.2, "end": 16186.04, "text": " Every dungeon, bro."}, {"start": 16186.04, "end": 16191.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16191.52, "end": 16196.720000000001, "text": " The pungent odor abates."}, {"start": 16196.720000000001, "end": 16209.52, "text": " The things are driven back for a time."}, {"start": 16209.52, "end": 16214.32, "text": " I can still see their angry faces as they storm the manor."}, {"start": 16214.32, "end": 16217.6, "text": " But I was dead before they found me."}, {"start": 16217.6, "end": 16218.960000000001, "text": " The letter was on its way."}, {"start": 16221.28, "end": 16221.78, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 16224.82, "end": 16226.58, "text": " Don't these guys eventually go away?"}, {"start": 16233.68, "end": 16234.18, "text": " No."}, {"start": 16237.640000000001, "end": 16238.94, "text": " Low-drying cantics or something?"}, {"start": 16241.84, "end": 16243.640000000001, "text": " She's a fucking veteran, dude."}, {"start": 16245.84, "end": 16246.68, "text": " Honestly..."}, {"start": 16247.6, "end": 16254.44, "text": " They have a special quirk if they leave."}, {"start": 16254.44, "end": 16265.44, "text": " It's a regular hire."}, {"start": 16265.44, "end": 16268.36, "text": " This will replace the person we have died, pretty much."}, {"start": 16268.36, "end": 16274.92, "text": " But then I was having to worry about leveling up the thingy so that we get an appropriately"}, {"start": 16274.92, "end": 16281.92, "text": " leveled guy. Cool."}, {"start": 16286.06, "end": 16291.06, "text": " Dupre."}, {"start": 16291.06, "end": 16296.06, "text": " Dupre."}, {"start": 16299.16, "end": 16303.54, "text": " Meow, meow, meow."}, {"start": 16303.54, "end": 16305.94, "text": " One of these guys had some shit I wanted to lock in real quick."}, {"start": 16308.740000000002, "end": 16310.140000000001, "text": " Maybe penis one."}, {"start": 16315.240000000002, "end": 16316.04, "text": " Warrior of light."}, {"start": 16316.04, "end": 16316.740000000002, "text": " That's what it was."}, {"start": 16319.240000000002, "end": 16319.94, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 16325.240000000002, "end": 16326.240000000002, "text": " Was an AI bubble."}, {"start": 16327.44, "end": 16327.740000000002, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 16329.240000000002, "end": 16330.04, "text": " They're next."}, {"start": 16330.04, "end": 16335.04, "text": " The speed buff as well."}, {"start": 16338.04, "end": 16340.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16341.04, "end": 16343.04, "text": " Trash."}, {"start": 16350.04, "end": 16353.04, "text": " Da Ancestor's Pistola."}, {"start": 16360.04, "end": 16368.800000000001, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 16368.800000000001, "end": 16377.240000000002, "text": " Long veteran mission, huh?"}, {"start": 16377.240000000002, "end": 16380.160000000002, "text": " Stick that pistol on a musketeer?"}, {"start": 16380.160000000002, "end": 16385.32, "text": " What if I don't have a musketeer?"}, {"start": 16385.32, "end": 16409.32, "text": " Well, but now."}, {"start": 16409.32, "end": 16425.4, "text": " the giga slayer gohan blanco dude"}, {"start": 16425.4, "end": 16437.4, "text": " Holy."}, {"start": 16437.4, "end": 16439.4, "text": " The tri-slayer."}, {"start": 16439.4, "end": 16441.4, "text": " Ew."}, {"start": 16441.4, "end": 16448.4, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 16448.4, "end": 16455.58, "text": " It's a long mission."}, {"start": 16455.58, "end": 16458.84, "text": " It should give six."}, {"start": 16458.84, "end": 16461.84, "text": " On veteran."}, {"start": 16461.84, "end": 16471.4, "text": " Well, who do we bring?"}, {"start": 16471.4, "end": 16472.4, "text": " Maybe you?"}, {"start": 16472.4, "end": 16473.4, "text": " Philip?"}, {"start": 16473.4, "end": 16475.4, "text": " Ben?"}, {"start": 16481.4, "end": 16483.4, "text": " Ben? Yeah."}, {"start": 16483.4, "end": 16485.4, "text": " It's Lansing time, Ben."}, {"start": 16487.4, "end": 16490.4, "text": " Close video of a giant lizard in a home shit all over the floor."}, {"start": 16492.4, "end": 16494.4, "text": " Ben?"}, {"start": 16494.4, "end": 16496.4, "text": " Why'd it do that?"}, {"start": 16496.4, "end": 16498.4, "text": " That's so flugging gross."}, {"start": 16503.4, "end": 16513.4, "text": " Poop is for the toilet, not duff lore."}, {"start": 16513.4, "end": 16524.04, "text": " Lizards only do that when they are extremely horny."}, {"start": 16524.04, "end": 16525.52, "text": " How do you know that?"}, {"start": 16525.52, "end": 16527.52, "text": " How does he know?"}, {"start": 16527.52, "end": 16530.52, "text": " How do you know?"}, {"start": 16530.52, "end": 16554.0, "text": " How do you know that we need this definitely want some guard"}, {"start": 16554.0, "end": 16576.0, "text": " How do you know?"}, {"start": 16576.0, "end": 16591.7, "text": " Sure, buddy."}, {"start": 16591.7, "end": 16594.3, "text": " Everyone level 4 skills."}, {"start": 16594.3, "end": 16596.62, "text": " Dub."}, {"start": 16596.62, "end": 16601.54, "text": " You're in the front row, Omega-Lol."}, {"start": 16601.54, "end": 16603.54, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 16606.66, "end": 16608.66, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 16610.18, "end": 16612.18, "text": " We're going to the ruins"}, {"start": 16612.18, "end": 16641.1, "text": " I mean, Mayspash could be good here, but let's not get too saucy."}, {"start": 16641.1, "end": 16662.8, "text": " How does he only have one positive break?"}, {"start": 16662.8, "end": 16691.8, "text": " myself demon. Some speed would be poggers. I do that. Candola? Yeah, no, that's fine."}, {"start": 16691.8, "end": 16692.8, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 16692.8, "end": 16701.239999999998, "text": " How do you know?"}, {"start": 16701.239999999998, "end": 16703.239999999998, "text": " We do have the unholy ring."}, {"start": 16703.239999999998, "end": 16709.32, "text": " I don't think we have any room for it though."}, {"start": 16709.32, "end": 16711.32, "text": " Like maybe on her?"}, {"start": 16711.32, "end": 16718.8, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 16718.8, "end": 16725.8, "text": " How far up do you wash when you wash your face?"}, {"start": 16726.0, "end": 16727.64, "text": " Is that the answer you wanted?"}, {"start": 16727.64, "end": 16734.64, "text": " You fucking bastard."}, {"start": 16735.92, "end": 16742.92, "text": " You bastard!"}, {"start": 16742.920000000002, "end": 16744.920000000002, "text": " You know..."}, {"start": 16749.800000000003, "end": 16752.08, "text": " Maybe instead of this we get a little more damage?"}, {"start": 16754.280000000002, "end": 16756.280000000002, "text": " It's not that much more."}, {"start": 16757.88, "end": 16760.88, "text": " He is on guard. Yeah, whatever. We're good."}, {"start": 16763.2, "end": 16768.140000000003, "text": " Oh, yeah, camp skills. I think we're good though. Everyone should have their camp skills now."}, {"start": 16772.920000000002, "end": 16776.320000000003, "text": " By this point because they've all been out multiple times"}, {"start": 16793.88, "end": 16796.52, "text": " Yep we Gucci I"}, {"start": 16796.52, "end": 16809.08, "text": " I want this where we can get that how do you"}, {"start": 16809.08, "end": 16829.08, "text": " of"}, {"start": 16829.08, "end": 16846.52, "text": " I've climbed many a mountain and walked many old paths, but I'm yet to find the answer"}, {"start": 16846.52, "end": 16850.440000000002, "text": " as to why Homer let the barge out."}, {"start": 16850.44, "end": 16855.44, "text": " It's because he opened up the door."}, {"start": 16859.44, "end": 16860.44, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 16866.44, "end": 16867.44, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 16871.44, "end": 16872.44, "text": " Where were we going?"}, {"start": 16872.44, "end": 16874.44, "text": " I think here, right?"}, {"start": 16877.44, "end": 16878.44, "text": " Fuck, dude."}, {"start": 16880.44, "end": 16892.28, "text": " Oh, maybe we're doing warrens?"}, {"start": 16892.28, "end": 16894.68, "text": " I don't know if I can do the boss."}, {"start": 16894.68, "end": 16898.079999999998, "text": " We're doing war dogs in two days?"}, {"start": 16898.079999999998, "end": 16900.64, "text": " I don't know man."}, {"start": 16900.64, "end": 16908.559999999998, "text": " I gotta be real hungry if I want to shovel some, uh, FPS slop into my mouth."}, {"start": 16908.559999999998, "end": 16909.559999999998, "text": " No offense."}, {"start": 16939.56, "end": 16957.56, "text": " was never good. It was literally never good. Let's do this."}, {"start": 16957.56, "end": 16975.0, "text": " Hmm. No, that's fine. Scouting 80% love to see that. Bring some extra food, because I'm"}, {"start": 16975.0, "end": 16988.84, "text": " two does for those three these why not we're good we're good we're good we're"}, {"start": 16988.84, "end": 16996.32, "text": " good we're good we're good don't need we're good I mean my name"}, {"start": 16996.32, "end": 16998.32, "text": " The blood!"}, {"start": 17001.32, "end": 17003.32, "text": " Can't wait for greybeard moon."}, {"start": 17003.32, "end": 17007.32, "text": " Honestly, I don't even really have many grey hairs."}, {"start": 17007.32, "end": 17009.32, "text": " I have like one or two."}, {"start": 17015.32, "end": 17020.32, "text": " But my hair is not shy about falling out that much as per sort."}, {"start": 17020.32, "end": 17024.32, "text": " Light warrior days for seven, meanards collard days for seven."}, {"start": 17026.32, "end": 17034.32, "text": " The fiends must be driven back. And what better place to begin than the seat of our noble line."}, {"start": 17034.32, "end": 17038.32, "text": " I'm on a BRB. I'm the same age as you, I found like three in my mustache."}, {"start": 17038.32, "end": 17043.32, "text": " Yeah, I think I got like three as well. One for each decade."}, {"start": 17043.32, "end": 17044.32, "text": " Here we-"}, {"start": 17326.32, "end": 17331.32, "text": " I'm going to use my first weapon."}, {"start": 17331.32, "end": 17336.32, "text": " I'm going to use my second weapon."}, {"start": 17336.32, "end": 17341.32, "text": " I'm going to use my third weapon."}, {"start": 17341.32, "end": 17346.32, "text": " I'm going to use my fourth weapon."}, {"start": 17346.32, "end": 17351.32, "text": " I'm going to use my fifth weapon."}, {"start": 17591.32, "end": 17620.28, "text": " I got some sacks, I got some sacks for my fee, no ketchup, getting cold dude it's getting"}, {"start": 17620.28, "end": 17622.92, "text": " I'm cold again, man."}, {"start": 17622.92, "end": 17625.96, "text": " I prefer when it's cold."}, {"start": 17625.96, "end": 17641.76, "text": " I think I realized having high blood pressure was making me hotter than normal."}, {"start": 17641.76, "end": 17648.76, "text": " But now that my blood pressure is not high, I am cold."}, {"start": 17648.760000000002, "end": 17661.800000000003, "text": " You taking meds for that?"}, {"start": 17661.800000000003, "end": 17671.440000000002, "text": " I am right now, but I think I don't need it anymore, almost."}, {"start": 17671.44, "end": 17685.399999999998, "text": " I mean, maybe we'll see."}, {"start": 17685.399999999998, "end": 17686.399999999998, "text": " Doesn't work like that?"}, {"start": 17686.399999999998, "end": 17687.399999999998, "text": " I know."}, {"start": 17687.399999999998, "end": 17692.16, "text": " You sure they're lowering it through diet and exercise?"}, {"start": 17692.16, "end": 17697.16, "text": " I am, actually."}, {"start": 17697.16, "end": 17704.16, "text": " I freaking am."}, {"start": 17704.16, "end": 17713.16, "text": " Dude, what is this map?"}, {"start": 17713.16, "end": 17723.16, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 17723.16, "end": 17749.84, "text": " Lance of not good."}, {"start": 17749.84, "end": 17751.88, "text": " I can't stun these guys."}, {"start": 17751.88, "end": 17753.88, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 17777.88, "end": 17778.88, "text": " Damn dude."}, {"start": 17778.88, "end": 17782.08, "text": " We may have, uh, made a slight clerical error."}, {"start": 17808.88, "end": 17810.88, "text": " You"}, {"start": 17824.36, "end": 17826.36, "text": " You"}, {"start": 17828.98, "end": 17830.98, "text": " Precision and power"}, {"start": 17838.88, "end": 17844.38, "text": " Their formation has broken."}, {"start": 17844.38, "end": 17847.420000000002, "text": " We need a crunch I think."}, {"start": 17877.420000000002, "end": 17894.420000000002, "text": " Oh shit. No, we're good. Nice knockback."}, {"start": 17894.420000000002, "end": 17911.86, "text": " Well, decimated, has victories mount, so too will resistance."}, {"start": 17911.86, "end": 17918.86, "text": " I don't need the blood."}, {"start": 17918.86, "end": 17921.86, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17921.86, "end": 17925.86, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17925.86, "end": 17929.86, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17929.86, "end": 17933.86, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17933.86, "end": 17936.86, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17936.86, "end": 17948.7, "text": " Okay, maybe the mark actually."}, {"start": 17948.7, "end": 17955.14, "text": " I need someone else who can attack."}, {"start": 17955.14, "end": 17962.26, "text": " A handsome reward for a task well performed."}, {"start": 17962.26, "end": 17969.739999999998, "text": " OMG, September, I'm pogging so hard right now."}, {"start": 17969.739999999998, "end": 17973.94, "text": " Hey, happy September, Mafia."}, {"start": 17973.94, "end": 17977.42, "text": " Circle in the dark."}, {"start": 17977.42, "end": 17982.82, "text": " The battle may yet be won."}, {"start": 17982.82, "end": 17998.9, "text": " The match is struck. A blazing star is born. If only treasure could staunch the flow of"}, {"start": 17998.9, "end": 18001.780000000002, "text": " otherworldly corruption pussy"}, {"start": 18006.34, "end": 18007.460000000003, "text": " jmr let's just have it"}, {"start": 18011.620000000003, "end": 18014.74, "text": " another abomination cleansed from our lands"}, {"start": 18014.74, "end": 18023.460000000003, "text": " through that dog okay yeah we're having a we've probably got a bell out here"}, {"start": 18023.460000000003, "end": 18026.980000000003, "text": " annihilated"}, {"start": 18031.5, "end": 18041.460000000003, "text": " success so clearly in view or is it merely a trick of the light the light"}, {"start": 18044.74, "end": 18046.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18049.5, "end": 18051.5, "text": " Freer with this guy now, I think it just stands"}, {"start": 18064.320000000003, "end": 18066.320000000003, "text": " Stop"}, {"start": 18071.140000000003, "end": 18073.140000000003, "text": " Stop it"}, {"start": 18074.74, "end": 18091.420000000002, "text": " So this gargoyle has no stun resources."}, {"start": 18091.420000000002, "end": 18092.420000000002, "text": " Ouch!"}, {"start": 18114.420000000002, "end": 18115.420000000002, "text": " Big."}, {"start": 18117.420000000002, "end": 18118.420000000002, "text": " Ummmm..."}, {"start": 18121.420000000002, "end": 18123.420000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18132.22, "end": 18134.22, "text": " Man"}, {"start": 18136.660000000003, "end": 18138.88, "text": " In radiance may we find victory"}, {"start": 18151.420000000002, "end": 18154.420000000002, "text": " ouch"}, {"start": 18181.420000000002, "end": 18191.100000000002, "text": " Impressive!"}, {"start": 18191.100000000002, "end": 18207.420000000002, "text": " This team is not doing the damage right now."}, {"start": 18207.420000000002, "end": 18212.08, "text": " Slowly gently, this is how a life is taken"}, {"start": 18216.22, "end": 18218.22, "text": " Alrighty"}, {"start": 18219.54, "end": 18224.58, "text": " Tarot may indeed stock these shadows, but yonder of the length of gold"}, {"start": 18228.980000000003, "end": 18230.980000000003, "text": " Jade"}, {"start": 18237.420000000002, "end": 18239.420000000002, "text": " I should not have torched up yet."}, {"start": 18240.460000000003, "end": 18242.460000000003, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 18253.500000000004, "end": 18259.100000000002, "text": " We need Tamwigan, Giga, Rizzler 69, 420, thanks for self. Nice name."}, {"start": 18259.100000000002, "end": 18266.100000000002, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 18289.100000000002, "end": 18291.100000000002, "text": " Do it or do you think she's done it?"}, {"start": 18296.100000000002, "end": 18298.100000000002, "text": " What are we doing here?"}, {"start": 18300.100000000002, "end": 18302.100000000002, "text": " You are damned!"}, {"start": 18308.100000000002, "end": 18310.100000000002, "text": " You are damned!"}, {"start": 18316.100000000002, "end": 18318.100000000002, "text": " Resist this, bitch."}, {"start": 18319.100000000002, "end": 18328.100000000002, "text": " Masterfully executed."}, {"start": 18328.100000000002, "end": 18332.100000000002, "text": " Soothed."}, {"start": 18332.100000000002, "end": 18335.100000000002, "text": " Sedated."}, {"start": 18342.100000000002, "end": 18344.100000000002, "text": " The way is lit."}, {"start": 18344.100000000002, "end": 18346.100000000002, "text": " The path is clear."}, {"start": 18346.100000000002, "end": 18348.660000000003, "text": " We require only the strength to follow it"}, {"start": 18354.9, "end": 18359.620000000003, "text": " It would be so funny if he bled though because he is skeleton and they should not do that"}, {"start": 18366.58, "end": 18368.58, "text": " Fat old guy and garret lin things or something"}, {"start": 18371.22, "end": 18373.22, "text": " Thank you"}, {"start": 18373.940000000002, "end": 18375.940000000002, "text": " Fat old guy"}, {"start": 18376.100000000002, "end": 18404.06, "text": " Yeah, we got one too many support adjacent characters in this party."}, {"start": 18404.06, "end": 18406.22, "text": " It determines when these drop again, I forget."}, {"start": 18406.22, "end": 18407.22, "text": " Is it just random?"}, {"start": 18407.22, "end": 18412.06, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 18412.06, "end": 18419.58, "text": " Do I read books?"}, {"start": 18419.58, "end": 18422.58, "text": " I read the Bible."}, {"start": 18422.58, "end": 18425.58, "text": " The Bible."}, {"start": 18425.58, "end": 18426.58, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 18426.58, "end": 18427.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18427.58, "end": 18428.58, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 18428.58, "end": 18429.58, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18429.58, "end": 18431.58, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 18440.620000000003, "end": 18442.620000000003, "text": " All right"}, {"start": 18454.780000000002, "end": 18456.780000000002, "text": " That's cheating"}, {"start": 18459.58, "end": 18466.58, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18466.58, "end": 18475.58, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 18475.58, "end": 18477.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18485.18, "end": 18487.600000000002, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles"}, {"start": 18490.06, "end": 18492.06, "text": " Good dodge fella"}, {"start": 18495.18, "end": 18497.18, "text": " Rick kick them fix for seven"}, {"start": 18505.58, "end": 18512.58, "text": " The light, the promise of safety."}, {"start": 18512.58, "end": 18514.58, "text": " Bullied."}, {"start": 18514.58, "end": 18516.58, "text": " Coward."}, {"start": 18523.58, "end": 18525.58, "text": " You bitch."}, {"start": 18535.58, "end": 18555.9, "text": " Okay, man, don't be a hero here."}, {"start": 18555.9, "end": 18557.9, "text": " We ain't killin' shit."}, {"start": 18565.9, "end": 18567.9, "text": " The ground quakes."}, {"start": 18578.9, "end": 18580.9, "text": " Gonna plug back there, bitch."}, {"start": 18581.9, "end": 18583.9, "text": " XO Catholics for seven."}, {"start": 18585.9, "end": 18614.620000000003, "text": " Dodge Lord fuck you"}, {"start": 18614.62, "end": 18642.46, "text": " I think we can't forget."}, {"start": 18642.46, "end": 18657.579999999998, "text": " be actually in the next room we can okay the darkness holds much worse than"}, {"start": 18657.579999999998, "end": 18665.02, "text": " mere prickly Darko still in sicko mathematics for seven as the light"}, {"start": 18665.02, "end": 18670.78, "text": " gains purchase spirits are lifted and purpose is made clear"}, {"start": 18670.78, "end": 18687.98, "text": " stop can't move food and food do you think they it looks like a canteen of"}, {"start": 18687.98, "end": 18695.579999999998, "text": " water like ten of sardines brick bread"}, {"start": 18695.58, "end": 18705.58, "text": " McDonald's McDonald's"}, {"start": 18705.58, "end": 18715.58, "text": " please bro nice"}, {"start": 18715.58, "end": 18717.58, "text": " I need you to stab this person"}, {"start": 18730.260000000002, "end": 18732.260000000002, "text": " Now you're gonna hit him with it"}, {"start": 18745.58, "end": 18748.58, "text": " Unnerved, unbalanced."}, {"start": 18759.58, "end": 18762.58, "text": " Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!"}, {"start": 18763.58, "end": 18766.58, "text": " Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"}, {"start": 18768.58, "end": 18771.58, "text": " Guys, what do you think, ass 69ers?"}, {"start": 18771.58, "end": 18778.58, "text": " Who knows, dude?"}, {"start": 18778.58, "end": 18793.58, "text": " Who the fuck knows?"}, {"start": 18793.58, "end": 18799.58, "text": " Who the fuck knows?"}, {"start": 18799.58, "end": 18803.58, "text": " YAMAM?"}, {"start": 18803.58, "end": 18810.58, "text": " Omega-Lulf?"}, {"start": 18810.58, "end": 18824.980000000003, "text": " If an Aster... if an Aster died and Menachs still work for you."}, {"start": 18824.980000000003, "end": 18828.820000000003, "text": " Wait, first of all, why would you ask me that?"}, {"start": 18828.820000000003, "end": 18830.820000000003, "text": " You can see that I'm not..."}, {"start": 18830.820000000003, "end": 18831.820000000003, "text": " I'm not..."}, {"start": 18831.82, "end": 18834.82, "text": " It's not a..."}, {"start": 18841.82, "end": 18845.82, "text": " I'm clearly not using it or it's not working. One of those."}, {"start": 18855.82, "end": 18858.82, "text": " Do you think the cultists get freaky sexy with each other?"}, {"start": 18861.82, "end": 18869.82, "text": " in the fever oh yeah dude oh yes they do"}, {"start": 18870.3, "end": 18874.7, "text": " darkness flows is in haunting the hearts of men"}, {"start": 18874.7, "end": 18883.34, "text": " oh yeah foolish horrors brought low and driven into the mud"}, {"start": 18884.06, "end": 18886.54, "text": " shut up"}, {"start": 18886.54, "end": 18895.66, "text": " World record camp time, by the way."}, {"start": 18895.66, "end": 18899.02, "text": " I shall love this, by the way."}, {"start": 18899.02, "end": 18900.02, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 18900.02, "end": 18902.3, "text": " Let's make this a...what's it called?"}, {"start": 18902.3, "end": 18903.3, "text": " Run."}, {"start": 18903.3, "end": 18905.3, "text": " More recollect not money."}, {"start": 18917.88, "end": 18919.88, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 18933.3, "end": 18937.98, "text": " Well, I got bad news for you, friend."}, {"start": 18937.98, "end": 18951.5, "text": " It's not going to go so hot for you, I think."}, {"start": 18951.5, "end": 18965.02, "text": " Or how many collectors have we bought those trees?"}, {"start": 18965.02, "end": 18975.18, "text": " Alright, what's our chance here?"}, {"start": 18975.18, "end": 18979.9, "text": " We got like a 50% chance to stun this guy."}, {"start": 18979.9, "end": 18989.100000000002, "text": " I think we should mark on that."}, {"start": 19099.9, "end": 19120.300000000003, "text": " Compassion is a rarity in the fevered pitch of battle, and now, the darkness holds dominion."}, {"start": 19120.300000000003, "end": 19122.800000000003, "text": " Black as death."}, {"start": 19122.800000000003, "end": 19126.7, "text": " A tripling victory?"}, {"start": 19126.7, "end": 19131.260000000002, "text": " What a victory nonetheless."}, {"start": 19131.260000000002, "end": 19134.260000000002, "text": " Whoa."}, {"start": 19134.260000000002, "end": 19148.22, "text": " My bucket's sliding back through time and space."}, {"start": 19148.22, "end": 19158.22, "text": " Well, good luck."}, {"start": 19158.22, "end": 19174.22, "text": " Well, we got one."}, {"start": 19174.22, "end": 19188.300000000003, "text": " stop bro stop he's already dead"}, {"start": 19204.22, "end": 19230.22, "text": " a powerful blow."}, {"start": 19230.22, "end": 19232.22, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19232.22, "end": 19256.100000000002, "text": " I like bellow."}, {"start": 19256.100000000002, "end": 19258.06, "text": " Bellow's so good."}, {"start": 19258.06, "end": 19260.06, "text": " I like Bella."}, {"start": 19276.620000000003, "end": 19278.620000000003, "text": " Stop."}, {"start": 19288.06, "end": 19301.460000000003, "text": " You'd relax, man."}, {"start": 19301.460000000003, "end": 19312.74, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 19312.74, "end": 19316.260000000002, "text": " This enemy has pepperoni nipples."}, {"start": 19316.260000000002, "end": 19320.420000000002, "text": " nightmarish creatures can be felt they can be beaten"}, {"start": 19320.420000000002, "end": 19324.260000000002, "text": " broo dude"}, {"start": 19327.460000000003, "end": 19330.260000000002, "text": " hmm"}, {"start": 19335.780000000002, "end": 19342.260000000002, "text": " what the fuck moonwalks"}, {"start": 19346.260000000002, "end": 19374.780000000002, "text": " Hmm who do we kill I found out who we kill"}, {"start": 19374.78, "end": 19402.219999999998, "text": " Stupid fucking stealth enemies, dude."}, {"start": 19402.22, "end": 19407.22, "text": " Understood boss."}, {"start": 19407.22, "end": 19409.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19409.22, "end": 19412.22, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 19425.22, "end": 19428.22, "text": " YOUCH!"}, {"start": 19428.22, "end": 19431.38, "text": " Is what I would have said if you hit me, but you did not"}, {"start": 19444.9, "end": 19448.940000000002, "text": " Chocolate chip or snickerdoodle. I like snickerdoodles more"}, {"start": 19451.420000000002, "end": 19455.74, "text": " Stop talking about food making me hungry. I'll be a hungry"}, {"start": 19458.22, "end": 19462.260000000002, "text": " You're so old."}, {"start": 19462.260000000002, "end": 19466.620000000003, "text": " Here, Cigaradils, like, it's like a sugar cookie, but with cinnamon, right?"}, {"start": 19466.620000000003, "end": 19469.14, "text": " That shit's delicious."}, {"start": 19469.14, "end": 19483.02, "text": " That shit, bless it."}, {"start": 19483.02, "end": 19496.16, "text": " Why do you think Snickerdoodle's boomer cookie?"}, {"start": 19496.16, "end": 19504.82, "text": " I agree the name is a bit boomer coded for sure."}, {"start": 19504.82, "end": 19507.94, "text": " Why they call it that?"}, {"start": 19507.94, "end": 19510.6, "text": " Walmart rotisserie or Costco rotisserie?"}, {"start": 19514.16, "end": 19516.0, "text": " I mean, probably Walmart. I don't know."}, {"start": 19523.059999999998, "end": 19524.579999999998, "text": " You can do it. I believe in you."}, {"start": 19525.46, "end": 19526.46, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 19532.199999999997, "end": 19533.579999999998, "text": " The Costco ones are fought over?"}, {"start": 19534.14, "end": 19535.579999999998, "text": " Yeah, it's not because they taste better,"}, {"start": 19535.579999999998, "end": 19537.68, "text": " but because they're fucking cheaper."}, {"start": 19537.94, "end": 19538.94, "text": " Heh heh heh."}, {"start": 19550.94, "end": 19551.94, "text": " It's both."}, {"start": 19551.94, "end": 19553.64, "text": " I'll have to take your word for it."}, {"start": 19553.64, "end": 19559.34, "text": " I used to assume everything from Costco kind of sucks, but like, people are like, alright."}, {"start": 19559.34, "end": 19561.34, "text": " It is way cheaper, even."}, {"start": 19561.34, "end": 19564.84, "text": " So they kind of give it a pass, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 19564.84, "end": 19570.84, "text": " Like Costco pizza's fucking trash, the hot dogs, eh, I'm not a big hot dog guy, tbh."}, {"start": 19575.64, "end": 19581.08, "text": " Costco's the place with those chicken banks, right? Also trash, I am out."}, {"start": 19581.08, "end": 19596.7, "text": " get them is this bait it's not paid dude I don't like Costco food I know the"}, {"start": 19596.7, "end": 19610.0, "text": " pizza's cardboard it is so wrong"}, {"start": 19611.08, "end": 19613.480000000003, "text": " I... dude..."}, {"start": 19613.480000000003, "end": 19616.06, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19616.06, "end": 19620.0, "text": " Have you guys never had like really good pizza?"}, {"start": 19620.0, "end": 19624.4, "text": " Like have you only ever had frozen pizza?"}, {"start": 19624.4, "end": 19630.72, "text": " I want you to think back, okay?"}, {"start": 19630.72, "end": 19633.04, "text": " Let's say like 20 years ago, okay?"}, {"start": 19633.04, "end": 19637.2, "text": " Back when you were still able to get a slice of pizza for a fucking dollar."}, {"start": 19637.2, "end": 19641.600000000002, "text": " never went into a pizza joint and got a slice of pizza for a motherfucking dollar"}, {"start": 19641.600000000002, "end": 19646.0, "text": " went to the booth sat down at that bitch fucking put some a little bit of"}, {"start": 19646.0, "end": 19650.2, "text": " Parmesan some red pepper flakes on that bitch and ate that shit dude compare that"}, {"start": 19650.2, "end": 19662.04, "text": " to the slop that you get served for way more than that price at Costco dude yes"}, {"start": 19662.04, "end": 19664.920000000002, "text": " but guess what that pizza is not ten times the price exactly which brings"}, {"start": 19664.920000000002, "end": 19669.120000000003, "text": " be back to my original point. People give it a pass because it's cheaper. No?"}, {"start": 19669.120000000003, "end": 19679.08, "text": " A fortune waiting to be spent. I'm not saying it's bad. I might have said it was bad. Okay,"}, {"start": 19679.08, "end": 19684.04, "text": " I would eat it if it was like in front of me. You know what I mean? I'm not gonna like"}, {"start": 19684.04, "end": 19688.920000000002, "text": " turn my nose up at it. You know what I mean? It's still fucking pizza. You can still"}, {"start": 19688.920000000002, "end": 19693.72, "text": " put some Franks Red Hot on that bitch salvage it a little bit"}, {"start": 19700.56, "end": 19706.4, "text": " but in the hierarchy of pizza dude it is barely above frozen pizza for me dog"}, {"start": 19706.4, "end": 19709.4, "text": " barely"}, {"start": 19718.920000000002, "end": 19727.920000000002, "text": " That's all it needs to be, but fair enough, fair enough."}, {"start": 19727.920000000002, "end": 19741.120000000003, "text": " AK pizza and sales, hello good, never had it."}, {"start": 19741.12, "end": 19751.559999999998, "text": " rated above like Domino's? Domino's does do like some weird shit to the underside"}, {"start": 19751.559999999998, "end": 19756.879999999997, "text": " of their pizza, they're like, nothing even makes it taste better. I don't even think"}, {"start": 19756.879999999997, "end": 19763.079999999998, "text": " that shit makes it taste better, bro. I'm not the wrong guy."}, {"start": 19763.08, "end": 19782.72, "text": " you mean the grease no that's a little scissors it's been a while since I"}, {"start": 19782.72, "end": 19785.800000000003, "text": " looked you know what I like from those he did but it was like exceptionally"}, {"start": 19785.800000000003, "end": 19791.08, "text": " greasy every time was those little pizza puffs that they had to eat"}, {"start": 19793.08, "end": 19798.58, "text": " The crazy pups, dude."}, {"start": 19798.58, "end": 19802.58, "text": " That should give me giga-hard break."}, {"start": 19802.58, "end": 19811.08, "text": " Okay, I will rate Costco pizza over like Papa John's pizza though."}, {"start": 19811.08, "end": 19812.08, "text": " On the real, dude."}, {"start": 19812.08, "end": 19817.34, "text": " I've never had a slice of pizza, and it's happened multiple times over like the last"}, {"start": 19817.34, "end": 19818.34, "text": " 20 years."}, {"start": 19818.34, "end": 19819.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 19819.34, "end": 19823.82, "text": " I've never had a pizza where I bite into the pizza and the entirety of the cheese on top"}, {"start": 19823.82, "end": 19827.3, "text": " of that slice comes off, like without any effort."}, {"start": 19827.3, "end": 19831.34, "text": " The wounds of war can be healed."}, {"start": 19831.34, "end": 19836.34, "text": " In one solid piece."}, {"start": 19836.34, "end": 19847.420000000002, "text": " Did you see the South Park episode on Glucose Day at a pop of Johns?"}, {"start": 19847.420000000002, "end": 19857.34, "text": " What are you some chicken bikes bikes for Marcos pizza was a"}, {"start": 19857.34, "end": 19868.140000000003, "text": " you've been tested for H pine lorry you talk about heartburn a lot I don't really get heartburn"}, {"start": 19868.14, "end": 19869.14, "text": " Anymore?"}, {"start": 19869.14, "end": 19874.14, "text": " Because I'm not eating as much."}, {"start": 19874.14, "end": 19880.14, "text": " Anyway, fuck this guy."}, {"start": 19880.14, "end": 19889.14, "text": " Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."}, {"start": 19889.14, "end": 19897.14, "text": " You've gotten heartburn twice every day or dying."}, {"start": 19897.14, "end": 19903.14, "text": " One time I had a heartburn so bad I had to go to the ER and they gave me a cocktail of medicine to numb my esophagus."}, {"start": 19903.14, "end": 19919.14, "text": " I had eaten the same thing for about three days and it was this spicy noodle dish from an Asian place near me."}, {"start": 19919.14, "end": 19925.399999999998, "text": " And it was like legit like fucking it was like hot lava, dude"}, {"start": 19927.78, "end": 19930.46, "text": " And it got so bad on day three the like I"}, {"start": 19932.34, "end": 19935.1, "text": " Went to the hospital because it felt he was burning a hole in my body"}, {"start": 19936.899999999998, "end": 19938.899999999998, "text": " And it turns out it was"}, {"start": 19941.3, "end": 19943.3, "text": " It was not the spicy boy"}, {"start": 19943.3, "end": 19953.82, "text": " Although I would occasionally get Harper in for a while."}, {"start": 19953.82, "end": 19956.059999999998, "text": " Day 4 was easier."}, {"start": 19956.059999999998, "end": 19961.5, "text": " Hey, honestly what it was as well, it was like, it was that coupled with the fact that"}, {"start": 19961.5, "end": 19967.46, "text": " every time I felt like I was getting Harper and I was just taking a, I was eating a Tums."}, {"start": 19967.46, "end": 19970.3, "text": " Which does not solve the problem, it merely delays it."}, {"start": 19970.3, "end": 19971.34, "text": " Yeah, it merely..."}, {"start": 19973.14, "end": 19974.64, "text": " It merely delays it."}, {"start": 19993.5, "end": 19994.0, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 19994.0, "end": 20008.48, "text": " We got Tums in the UK now, what the fuck is Red 40?"}, {"start": 20008.48, "end": 20011.16, "text": " It's a..."}, {"start": 20011.16, "end": 20014.2, "text": " Population control."}, {"start": 20014.2, "end": 20016.36, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 20016.36, "end": 20031.88, "text": " I wonder what it tastes like by itself."}, {"start": 20031.88, "end": 20035.68, "text": " I should probably smacks."}, {"start": 20035.68, "end": 20037.88, "text": " Like red."}, {"start": 20037.88, "end": 20039.88, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 20039.88, "end": 20041.88, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 20041.88, "end": 20053.88, "text": " I love red."}, {"start": 20053.88, "end": 20056.88, "text": " Mmm."}, {"start": 20056.88, "end": 20077.920000000002, "text": " You can believe we have no vampires right now."}, {"start": 20077.920000000002, "end": 20082.280000000002, "text": " I watched the podcast do the Red Forty challenge and he took a spoonful of Red Forty out of"}, {"start": 20082.28, "end": 20085.899999999998, "text": " an unmarked bag full of it"}, {"start": 20089.98, "end": 20098.0, "text": " okay but then what happened was he like hmm or was he like"}, {"start": 20098.0, "end": 20102.56, "text": " Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha."}, {"start": 20102.56, "end": 20106.46, "text": " Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"}, {"start": 20106.46, "end": 20109.54, "text": " What's the challenge survive?"}, {"start": 20109.54, "end": 20116.64, "text": " The challenge is seeing if the trial cancer medicine he has to take later'll actually"}, {"start": 20116.64, "end": 20117.68, "text": " kill it."}, {"start": 20117.68, "end": 20123.48, "text": " He copped it up like the cinnamon challenge and it was fine."}, {"start": 20123.48, "end": 20125.48, "text": " Boring!"}, {"start": 20132.76, "end": 20138.32, "text": " How come I wasn't like, he took it and like, he had like a Spider-Man origin story in the moment?"}, {"start": 20145.84, "end": 20149.88, "text": " Red man! Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 20153.48, "end": 20180.48, "text": " Surely there's a comic somewhere about a guy who got powers from eating too many additives."}, {"start": 20180.48, "end": 20189.52, "text": " Surely."}, {"start": 20189.52, "end": 20190.52, "text": " The Toxic Avenger?"}, {"start": 20190.52, "end": 20202.76, "text": " Didn't he get his powers from going to a Toxic Waste place or something?"}, {"start": 20202.76, "end": 20203.76, "text": " Yeah I was lying."}, {"start": 20203.760000000002, "end": 20207.760000000002, "text": " Okay, it's not cool to lie each other."}, {"start": 20211.760000000002, "end": 20216.760000000002, "text": " Am I creating enemies for the Scatman RPG?"}, {"start": 20216.760000000002, "end": 20222.760000000002, "text": " I mean, maybe. I don't know if that would make the cut."}, {"start": 20233.760000000002, "end": 20237.760000000002, "text": " Awww."}, {"start": 20237.760000000002, "end": 20242.760000000002, "text": " Ever watch Invincible?"}, {"start": 20242.760000000002, "end": 20244.760000000002, "text": " I think I saw the first two seasons."}, {"start": 20244.760000000002, "end": 20248.760000000002, "text": " And then I got served a lot of tech talks about it."}, {"start": 20248.760000000002, "end": 20253.760000000002, "text": " And I gotta say the plot of 2 Invincible does not sound very good."}, {"start": 20253.760000000002, "end": 20257.760000000002, "text": " I'm not quite this shit on a..."}, {"start": 20257.760000000002, "end": 20260.760000000002, "text": " like the entirety of a plot of somebody either."}, {"start": 20263.760000000002, "end": 20277.000000000004, "text": " that's its best part like they're in invincible there's a guy who gets a gun"}, {"start": 20277.000000000004, "end": 20284.56, "text": " that when he shoots it it kills anything but the downside is that it keeps going in"}, {"start": 20284.56, "end": 20293.24, "text": " the direction he shot it forever okay now years before I ever heard about that I heard"}, {"start": 20293.24, "end": 20300.24, "text": " about a hypothetical where every Kamehameha you did as a kid would activate in the location"}, {"start": 20300.24, "end": 20307.800000000003, "text": " that you did it and go on forever, but like in exchange for receiving like a million dollars,"}, {"start": 20307.800000000003, "end": 20312.4, "text": " so I don't know."}, {"start": 20312.4, "end": 20319.24, "text": " It sounds a lot like that."}, {"start": 20319.24, "end": 20328.88, "text": " Why am I only playing Ruins?"}, {"start": 20328.88, "end": 20329.88, "text": " I'm not."}, {"start": 20329.88, "end": 20330.88, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 20330.88, "end": 20331.88, "text": " Bitch."}, {"start": 20331.88, "end": 20333.88, "text": " Bitch!"}, {"start": 20333.88, "end": 20349.88, "text": " You need to go back to your meds and what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 20349.88, "end": 20355.88, "text": " I was saying the concept of a character that has a gun that does that is so fucking stupid, dude."}, {"start": 20355.88, "end": 20360.52, "text": " I mean it's kind of cool I guess, but at the same time it's kind of fucking"}, {"start": 20360.52, "end": 20368.0, "text": " stupid. I've got it. Dude, Aqua Teen Hunger Force did that shit. With the moon in"}, {"start": 20368.0, "end": 20389.38, "text": " again. Are there no more original ideas, dude? The Quad Laser. Like, I guarantee there's"}, {"start": 20389.38, "end": 20393.52, "text": " a scene in the Invincible comic where the guy's like, I don't know if I should shoot"}, {"start": 20393.52, "end": 20398.68, "text": " the infinity beam, because it might kill something further down in the universe."}, {"start": 20398.68, "end": 20404.08, "text": " It's like a moral to...I don't know if I should use this to kill the big bad guy, because"}, {"start": 20404.08, "end": 20407.34, "text": " it might kill like a baby on planet..."}, {"start": 20412.96, "end": 20415.44, "text": " Planet in the universe somewhere."}, {"start": 20415.44, "end": 20425.44, "text": " That dude doesn't give a fuck."}, {"start": 20425.44, "end": 20428.199999999997, "text": " He's based?"}, {"start": 20428.199999999997, "end": 20429.879999999997, "text": " He's spam-fires it?"}, {"start": 20429.879999999997, "end": 20432.879999999997, "text": " Wait, based?"}, {"start": 20432.879999999997, "end": 20442.64, "text": " Oh, the- really, you're addicted to slump from shorts?"}, {"start": 20442.64, "end": 20446.239999999998, "text": " No, because the shorts that were served to me were praising it."}, {"start": 20446.239999999998, "end": 20450.239999999998, "text": " Okay, and my takeaway was, hmm, this doesn't seem like it's for me."}, {"start": 20450.239999999998, "end": 20452.239999999998, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 20459.52, "end": 20462.88, "text": " New guys are the ones who are selling me on the swap that I want."}, {"start": 20466.559999999998, "end": 20468.559999999998, "text": " Look at this big motherfucker."}, {"start": 20472.64, "end": 20483.3, "text": " He's huge."}, {"start": 20483.3, "end": 20487.04, "text": " Slap his ass."}, {"start": 20487.04, "end": 20501.36, "text": " And invincible, there's a beast who lives for battle and his name is Battlebees."}, {"start": 20501.36, "end": 20503.36, "text": " Yeah, I know about battle beings, dude."}, {"start": 20504.2, "end": 20506.0, "text": " Now you're pissing me off. I forgot..."}, {"start": 20506.0, "end": 20508.0, "text": " I forgot!"}, {"start": 20523.16, "end": 20525.16, "text": " Yeah, more like battle, babe."}, {"start": 20528.72, "end": 20529.72, "text": " Dodge."}, {"start": 20529.72, "end": 20539.72, "text": " Wow, it happened. That's my go. F-150 or after, dude."}, {"start": 20543.72, "end": 20549.72, "text": " The bigger the beast, the greater the glory."}, {"start": 20551.72, "end": 20555.72, "text": " Do I still have the jess-la? No."}, {"start": 20559.72, "end": 20569.120000000003, "text": " It's a good name."}, {"start": 20569.120000000003, "end": 20582.120000000003, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 20582.120000000003, "end": 20585.4, "text": " Please tell me it was never called that."}, {"start": 20585.4, "end": 20587.4, "text": " I didn't fucking call it that."}, {"start": 20598.760000000002, "end": 20600.760000000002, "text": " Or did I?"}, {"start": 20607.24, "end": 20611.24, "text": " There you go again my RFK steak and chick beef tallow hat today."}, {"start": 20611.24, "end": 20633.84, "text": " Fuck, that was today?"}, {"start": 20633.84, "end": 20640.84, "text": " This team's so slow at killing stuff."}, {"start": 20649.04, "end": 20656.04, "text": " Can you please do an RFK in front of me?"}, {"start": 20656.04, "end": 20663.08, "text": " I need like you guys didn't give me something to say"}, {"start": 20673.16, "end": 20677.96, "text": " Give me like a line read me a line that means straight"}, {"start": 20686.04, "end": 20705.120000000003, "text": " Goodbye food hello map"}, {"start": 20705.12, "end": 20706.12, "text": " Surprise!"}, {"start": 20706.12, "end": 20712.12, "text": " Dude, this voice mod is sick, dude."}, {"start": 20712.12, "end": 20713.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20713.12, "end": 20714.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20714.12, "end": 20715.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20715.12, "end": 20716.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20716.12, "end": 20717.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20717.12, "end": 20718.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20718.12, "end": 20719.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20719.12, "end": 20720.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20720.12, "end": 20721.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20721.12, "end": 20722.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20722.12, "end": 20723.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20723.12, "end": 20724.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20724.12, "end": 20725.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20725.12, "end": 20726.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20726.12, "end": 20727.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20727.12, "end": 20728.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20728.12, "end": 20729.12, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 20759.12, "end": 20766.12, "text": " Who the fuck is this guy?"}, {"start": 20772.84, "end": 20779.84, "text": " He's dead."}, {"start": 20779.84, "end": 20786.84, "text": " Ouch."}, {"start": 20786.84, "end": 20793.84, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 20823.84, "end": 20830.84, "text": " Why is that skeleton fat though?"}, {"start": 20830.84, "end": 20833.84, "text": " He's big bone."}, {"start": 20833.84, "end": 20835.84, "text": " I"}, {"start": 20847.76, "end": 20849.76, "text": " Momentary"}, {"start": 20863.84, "end": 20870.84, "text": " Be as ass."}, {"start": 20870.84, "end": 20883.84, "text": " Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place."}, {"start": 20883.84, "end": 20890.84, "text": " Money!"}, {"start": 20890.84, "end": 20891.84, "text": " Money again!"}, {"start": 20897.84, "end": 20900.84, "text": " Littering gold, trinkets and baubles."}, {"start": 20901.84, "end": 20903.84, "text": " Paid for in blood."}, {"start": 20903.84, "end": 20905.84, "text": " Dude, we're kind of freaking giga-stacked."}, {"start": 20905.84, "end": 20906.84, "text": " I don't want to drop..."}, {"start": 20909.84, "end": 20910.84, "text": " these keys."}, {"start": 20911.84, "end": 20914.84, "text": " What if I get a clutch scout right here, guys?"}, {"start": 20917.84, "end": 20918.84, "text": " Meh."}, {"start": 20920.84, "end": 20933.04, "text": " We still made it good on my money."}, {"start": 20933.04, "end": 20939.48, "text": " When are you supposed to host a part of the New Year special New York Sea like Ninja"}, {"start": 20939.48, "end": 20943.88, "text": " Dead or even as popular loser?"}, {"start": 20943.88, "end": 20955.88, "text": " I'm Ninja of Blevins and I play Fortnite and I love Fortnite and oops."}, {"start": 20955.88, "end": 20960.88, "text": " The requirements of survival cannot be met on an empty stomach."}, {"start": 20962.88, "end": 20965.88, "text": " Room by room, hall by hall."}, {"start": 20965.88, "end": 20967.88, "text": " We reclaim what is ours."}, {"start": 20973.88, "end": 20977.88, "text": " Errm, that's not very good. That's good."}, {"start": 20980.88, "end": 20984.88, "text": " I can still see their angry faces as they stormed the manor."}, {"start": 20985.88, "end": 20990.52, "text": " But I was dead before they found me and the letter was on its way"}, {"start": 20994.760000000002, "end": 21000.52, "text": " The letter to me guys he wrote to me in his final hour"}, {"start": 21003.88, "end": 21006.440000000002, "text": " I will not use this maybe I will"}, {"start": 21009.56, "end": 21011.88, "text": " Do you floss every day? Yeah"}, {"start": 21015.88, "end": 21017.88, "text": " Kappa"}, {"start": 21028.32, "end": 21030.32, "text": " Kappa I"}, {"start": 21031.16, "end": 21034.780000000002, "text": " Flossed and then they start bleeding like a faucet and then I wipe them on my wall"}, {"start": 21037.9, "end": 21039.9, "text": " Bumper crop what the fuck does that mean?"}, {"start": 21045.88, "end": 21060.32, "text": " Free supplies?"}, {"start": 21060.32, "end": 21063.440000000002, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 21063.440000000002, "end": 21074.24, "text": " But it's a freaking gather mission, dude."}, {"start": 21074.24, "end": 21090.760000000002, "text": " want this. I want this too. What time is it on the rat clock? 6 7. 6 to 7."}, {"start": 21090.760000000002, "end": 21103.08, "text": " You don't have any range skills, do you?"}, {"start": 21103.08, "end": 21106.08, "text": " Sure doesn't."}, {"start": 21106.08, "end": 21114.760000000002, "text": " Well, let's figure out what mission we're doing, fellas."}, {"start": 21114.760000000002, "end": 21115.760000000002, "text": " Probably..."}, {"start": 21115.760000000002, "end": 21116.760000000002, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 21116.760000000002, "end": 21133.000000000004, "text": " We're going to do this one."}, {"start": 21133.000000000004, "end": 21137.04, "text": " Should we bring the pluh again?"}, {"start": 21137.04, "end": 21145.52, "text": " Here we have the candle you bought one."}, {"start": 21145.52, "end": 21147.64, "text": " Yeah, I'm gonna sell it. I'm mainly doing it for the Deeds."}, {"start": 21150.48, "end": 21151.52, "text": " And the experience."}, {"start": 21153.920000000002, "end": 21155.84, "text": " Favorite species of shrimp."}, {"start": 21159.760000000002, "end": 21162.68, "text": " I didn't, I mean, I guess it makes sense that there's more than one, but I gotta be honest."}, {"start": 21162.68, "end": 21165.32, "text": " I never thought about it there being more than one."}, {"start": 21167.72, "end": 21168.88, "text": " If I can be honest."}, {"start": 21175.52, "end": 21184.4, "text": " I want to play me Madden 27 after this."}, {"start": 21184.4, "end": 21188.52, "text": " Ah, no, no."}, {"start": 21188.52, "end": 21195.08, "text": " Is that chill?"}, {"start": 21195.08, "end": 21198.02, "text": " Not scared."}, {"start": 21198.02, "end": 21200.52, "text": " Not scared, I just don't want to do it."}, {"start": 21200.52, "end": 21205.28, "text": " And that's totally normal, by the way, to not want to do that."}, {"start": 21205.28, "end": 21210.28, "text": " Lots of people don't like that game."}, {"start": 21210.28, "end": 21215.28, "text": " Lots of people hate it."}, {"start": 21221.28, "end": 21224.28, "text": " Man, it's just an RPG with sports."}, {"start": 21224.28, "end": 21226.28, "text": " I don't know the wrong with that."}, {"start": 21226.28, "end": 21229.28, "text": " If the game plays good."}, {"start": 21229.28, "end": 21233.28, "text": " I guess the thing that's wrong with that is that you got to pay a..."}, {"start": 21233.28, "end": 21240.0, "text": " Mutile dollar deniro to get a care for those and suck cock, right?"}, {"start": 21245.12, "end": 21249.199999999997, "text": " Bum bum, boing!"}, {"start": 21256.039999999997, "end": 21261.879999999997, "text": " Sport video game are for those who peaked in high school. Now now."}, {"start": 21263.28, "end": 21267.399999999998, "text": " Now now now chatter, that's not true because some of my chatters play it was"}, {"start": 21268.68, "end": 21270.68, "text": " There's a"}, {"start": 21272.559999999998, "end": 21274.719999999998, "text": " That can't be I cannot be"}, {"start": 21277.0, "end": 21279.0, "text": " We should not generalize"}, {"start": 21282.079999999998, "end": 21286.02, "text": " You play golf though, yeah, those golf games are sick"}, {"start": 21290.239999999998, "end": 21292.76, "text": " Ain't nothing wrong with that man"}, {"start": 21293.28, "end": 21298.28, "text": " Jolf?"}, {"start": 21298.28, "end": 21306.68, "text": " Who are we bringing, dude?"}, {"start": 21306.68, "end": 21316.64, "text": " Can we swing one of these mofuckas?"}, {"start": 21316.64, "end": 21319.32, "text": " Instead of a real healer and a long mission?"}, {"start": 21319.32, "end": 21330.36, "text": " I feel like the heal gets so strong that we could, probably."}, {"start": 21330.36, "end": 21332.0, "text": " Why do you hate Costco food?"}, {"start": 21332.0, "end": 21336.079999999998, "text": " I mean, we went pretty in-depth, and I don't hate it."}, {"start": 21336.079999999998, "end": 21342.0, "text": " Oh, we should lock in this rare."}, {"start": 21342.0, "end": 21357.2, "text": " Why do you hate elderly drivers?"}, {"start": 21357.2, "end": 21362.28, "text": " Where do I start?"}, {"start": 21362.28, "end": 21371.96, "text": " Where should I start?"}, {"start": 21371.96, "end": 21374.079999999998, "text": " They're basically serial killers."}, {"start": 21374.079999999998, "end": 21376.28, "text": " That's a chatter take, not mine, by the way."}, {"start": 21378.879999999997, "end": 21381.48, "text": " I don't know if I'd call them a serial killer."}, {"start": 21388.32, "end": 21389.719999999998, "text": " Let's bring you, fella."}, {"start": 21396.399999999998, "end": 21399.52, "text": " Get that stun chance, get that speed."}, {"start": 21399.52, "end": 21404.52, "text": " Scout chance, get that."}, {"start": 21404.52, "end": 21414.52, "text": " Sorry buddy, you're getting benched right now for the goat Jesus Dahedgehog."}, {"start": 21414.52, "end": 21425.52, "text": " Hold on, we should..."}, {"start": 21425.52, "end": 21453.22, "text": " Sure. I'm gonna be really sad if they resist me stuns though."}, {"start": 21453.22, "end": 21456.22, "text": " Ever class some DD and favorite guy you have right now."}, {"start": 21461.72, "end": 21463.22, "text": " I mean it's probably body armor."}, {"start": 21465.22, "end": 21467.22, "text": " It's probably Jesus the Hedgehog."}, {"start": 21470.22, "end": 21472.22, "text": " Do you know what I am saying?"}, {"start": 21472.22, "end": 21479.22, "text": " the"}, {"start": 21482.9, "end": 21485.54, "text": " do"}, {"start": 21485.54, "end": 21489.100000000002, "text": " this is what we should have done our crusader last time"}, {"start": 21489.100000000002, "end": 21494.100000000002, "text": " but i'm a stupid fucking bitch"}, {"start": 21494.100000000002, "end": 21501.100000000002, "text": " so"}, {"start": 21502.22, "end": 21509.98, "text": " We got some good trade arenas there."}, {"start": 21509.98, "end": 21515.620000000003, "text": " Well, we got the squad."}, {"start": 21515.620000000003, "end": 21517.74, "text": " Anyone giga stressed?"}, {"start": 21517.74, "end": 21520.5, "text": " Kind of you a little bit."}, {"start": 21520.5, "end": 21526.5, "text": " Pray up."}, {"start": 21526.5, "end": 21533.5, "text": " We were going to here."}, {"start": 21533.5, "end": 21538.5, "text": " Mmm, good."}, {"start": 21538.5, "end": 21541.5, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 21541.5, "end": 21544.5, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 21544.5, "end": 21546.5, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 21546.5, "end": 21548.5, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 21548.5, "end": 21550.5, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 21550.5, "end": 21552.5, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 21552.5, "end": 21554.5, "text": " Before."}, {"start": 21554.5, "end": 21559.54, "text": " good good good good good good good now we're gonna drop these soon as we get"}, {"start": 21559.54, "end": 21561.9, "text": " in lol"}, {"start": 21567.98, "end": 21572.9, "text": " god okay we put the drink of that holy fuck"}, {"start": 21572.9, "end": 21577.42, "text": " pace out the halls of your lineage once familiar now"}, {"start": 21577.420000000002, "end": 21579.420000000002, "text": " Horon."}, {"start": 21579.420000000002, "end": 21581.420000000002, "text": " Are you me doing GTA roleplay?"}, {"start": 21581.420000000002, "end": 21583.420000000002, "text": " Uh, nope."}, {"start": 21589.420000000002, "end": 21591.420000000002, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 21603.420000000002, "end": 21605.420000000002, "text": " Which one of you guys is missing?"}, {"start": 21607.420000000002, "end": 21620.86, "text": " Reynald the first I feel like I'm forgetting something really important"}, {"start": 21637.420000000002, "end": 21639.420000000002, "text": " Not good, fellow."}, {"start": 21644.440000000002, "end": 21645.440000000002, "text": " Uuuhmm..."}, {"start": 21648.640000000003, "end": 21649.640000000003, "text": " Oh god damn it."}, {"start": 21651.58, "end": 21653.58, "text": " Hit him with double eye-jack."}, {"start": 21663.820000000003, "end": 21664.320000000003, "text": " Dodge."}, {"start": 21665.24, "end": 21666.24, "text": " YOUCH!"}, {"start": 21667.420000000002, "end": 21682.02, "text": " It's not good for you, friend."}, {"start": 21682.02, "end": 21686.54, "text": " Eww."}, {"start": 21686.54, "end": 21687.54, "text": " Not him again, please."}, {"start": 21687.54, "end": 21688.54, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 21688.54, "end": 21692.54, "text": " How quickly the time turns."}, {"start": 21704.54, "end": 21706.54, "text": " I'm sure you can this bitch."}, {"start": 21706.54, "end": 21708.54, "text": " Sure you can!"}, {"start": 21708.54, "end": 21716.54, "text": " Am I heals three now?"}, {"start": 21716.54, "end": 21727.54, "text": " Oh, only sometimes."}, {"start": 21727.54, "end": 21734.54, "text": " Let's hit him with a little crit, shall we?"}, {"start": 21734.54, "end": 21744.32, "text": " halting the hearts of men gathered close in tenuous firelight an uneasy"}, {"start": 21744.32, "end": 21756.620000000003, "text": " companionship oh yeah fuck you need more money a full pack often attracts"}, {"start": 21756.62, "end": 21766.42, "text": " Unwanted attention I had one more point dude"}, {"start": 21775.86, "end": 21785.1, "text": " Jesus so that okay I think I realized this like a couple of streams ago but this"}, {"start": 21785.100000000002, "end": 21792.100000000002, "text": " This affects camping skills too."}, {"start": 21792.100000000002, "end": 21797.100000000002, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 21797.100000000002, "end": 21801.100000000002, "text": " Ummm..."}, {"start": 21801.100000000002, "end": 21811.100000000002, "text": " We're just going to drop the herbs."}, {"start": 21811.100000000002, "end": 21836.100000000002, "text": " Every time!"}, {"start": 21836.100000000002, "end": 21837.100000000002, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 21837.100000000002, "end": 21838.100000000002, "text": " 14."}, {"start": 21838.100000000002, "end": 21843.100000000002, "text": " Pains purchase, spirit are lifted, and purpose is made clear."}, {"start": 21868.100000000002, "end": 21870.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, okay, bro"}, {"start": 21881.660000000003, "end": 21883.74, "text": " Hmm good luck"}, {"start": 21886.340000000004, "end": 21888.340000000004, "text": " I'll take that"}, {"start": 21898.100000000002, "end": 21903.100000000002, "text": " Hey, step a little closer, buddy."}, {"start": 21903.100000000002, "end": 21908.100000000002, "text": " Hey, why don't you come up a couple rounds?"}, {"start": 21908.100000000002, "end": 21911.100000000002, "text": " Closer?"}, {"start": 21911.100000000002, "end": 21916.100000000002, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 21916.100000000002, "end": 21923.100000000002, "text": " I don't know if dropping torch here against this guy even helps."}, {"start": 21923.100000000002, "end": 21928.4, "text": " Much worse than here trickery. I don't have dropping torch here. Yes. This guy even helps really"}, {"start": 21935.100000000002, "end": 21942.780000000002, "text": " Success so clearly in view or is it merely a trick of the light? I know you could drop this"}, {"start": 21944.820000000003, "end": 21946.820000000003, "text": " Or maybe I did but I forgot"}, {"start": 21953.100000000002, "end": 21960.940000000002, "text": " I forget what this dude does."}, {"start": 21960.940000000002, "end": 21977.22, "text": " I feel like it's bad."}, {"start": 21977.22, "end": 21984.22, "text": " He comes for the..."}, {"start": 21990.74, "end": 21997.74, "text": " Dodge though? Dodge?"}, {"start": 22007.22, "end": 22014.260000000002, "text": " the fiend falls, but they don't have blossoms please sir"}, {"start": 22018.58, "end": 22022.260000000002, "text": " a momentary abatement"}, {"start": 22022.260000000002, "end": 22041.18, "text": " Okay, sure, prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade"}, {"start": 22041.18, "end": 22065.7, "text": " I don't like the big AoE 10 damage skill, guys."}, {"start": 22065.7, "end": 22072.7, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 22072.7, "end": 22086.7, "text": " That's fair, that's fair."}, {"start": 22086.7, "end": 22094.940000000002, "text": " That's fair, that's fair."}, {"start": 22094.940000000002, "end": 22107.22, "text": " What are you supposed to use on that?"}, {"start": 22107.22, "end": 22108.98, "text": " Why do you risk cursing moron?"}, {"start": 22108.98, "end": 22119.18, "text": " Because this looks just like the stress heal from the courtyard, but it is not the same."}, {"start": 22119.18, "end": 22121.18, "text": " Yes, I made it"}, {"start": 22134.14, "end": 22141.52, "text": " Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles you're gonna be buying the rooms of war can be heathed"}, {"start": 22142.58, "end": 22144.58, "text": " but never hidden"}, {"start": 22149.18, "end": 22155.62, "text": " seize this momentum push on to the tasks end do I have to carry this out of"}, {"start": 22155.62, "end": 22160.82, "text": " here where's one of those items where I can just leave it the way is lit the"}, {"start": 22160.82, "end": 22167.06, "text": " pass is clear we require only the strength to follow it"}, {"start": 22168.5, "end": 22174.1, "text": " goodbye we will take you"}, {"start": 22179.18, "end": 22185.420000000002, "text": " Wealth beyond measure awarded to the brave and the foolhardy alike"}, {"start": 22192.38, "end": 22195.34, "text": " Fuck you bitch"}, {"start": 22203.9, "end": 22205.9, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 22209.18, "end": 22211.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22216.18, "end": 22218.18, "text": " So fucking cool"}, {"start": 22221.14, "end": 22225.920000000002, "text": " Who dies today, I should have hit the other guy this guy was more"}, {"start": 22239.18, "end": 22242.9, "text": " Formation has broken maintain the offensive"}, {"start": 22252.46, "end": 22255.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, let's get some healer runes down shall we"}, {"start": 22257.98, "end": 22259.98, "text": " Inspiration and improvement"}, {"start": 22259.98, "end": 22262.98, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 22267.98, "end": 22270.98, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 22272.98, "end": 22275.98, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 22275.98, "end": 22277.98, "text": " Continually on slot."}, {"start": 22277.98, "end": 22281.98, "text": " Just try and fix for seven."}, {"start": 22281.98, "end": 22284.98, "text": " You."}, {"start": 22284.98, "end": 22287.98, "text": " You."}, {"start": 22289.98, "end": 22291.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 22294.3, "end": 22296.3, "text": " Think it's a little hatchet"}, {"start": 22299.739999999998, "end": 22301.739999999998, "text": " Very cool"}, {"start": 22314.18, "end": 22316.18, "text": " Got a"}, {"start": 22316.18, "end": 22337.58, "text": " Markov snorting drugs in chat, I'm narking."}, {"start": 22337.58, "end": 22364.02, "text": " that guy for narky. Open fire! I can't believe he's fucking dead, mate. I can't"}, {"start": 22364.02, "end": 22366.02, "text": " I believe he's dead."}, {"start": 22374.52, "end": 22376.52, "text": " What? What am I missing here?"}, {"start": 22376.52, "end": 22377.52, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 22384.02, "end": 22387.02, "text": " Your way of re-leveling for this area looks easy peasy."}, {"start": 22387.02, "end": 22389.52, "text": " It's easy because of my collection of relics."}, {"start": 22389.52, "end": 22390.52, "text": " Er..."}, {"start": 22390.52, "end": 22392.52, "text": " What are these called again?"}, {"start": 22394.02, "end": 22399.02, "text": " and my team composition, which is good-ish."}, {"start": 22403.02, "end": 22406.02, "text": " Finding the stuff is only the first test."}, {"start": 22406.02, "end": 22408.02, "text": " Now it must be carried home."}, {"start": 22408.02, "end": 22413.02, "text": " Err, Screama, it looks a little too easy cause you're not dying in one hit."}, {"start": 22413.02, "end": 22421.02, "text": " Um, so the things that I always change is that you would be dying whenever you got hit and it would be really hard."}, {"start": 22424.02, "end": 22426.02, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 22448.98, "end": 22451.78, "text": " Are you talking like a vampire I am one"}, {"start": 22454.02, "end": 22472.5, "text": " um yeah this should literally be like uh if i made this game i would be at this point"}, {"start": 22472.5, "end": 22479.38, "text": " it would be like 60 60 percent hotter than it is right now i think that's a good balance"}, {"start": 22479.38, "end": 22485.38, "text": " These nightmarish creatures can be felled. They can be beaten."}, {"start": 22485.38, "end": 22492.02, "text": " Dude, gamers have lost a lot, for sure. The concept of getting stronger in a video game"}, {"start": 22492.02, "end": 22499.38, "text": " is completely one million percent. What are you working toward at that point?"}, {"start": 22499.38, "end": 22503.38, "text": " And an RPG specifically, like what is your goal?"}, {"start": 22506.38, "end": 22509.38, "text": " Fight the Shambler? Fuck no, bitch!"}, {"start": 22510.38, "end": 22511.38, "text": " Fuck no."}, {"start": 22523.38, "end": 22524.38, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 22529.38, "end": 22538.420000000002, "text": " place favorite cheese and why is it Parmesan I had this one Parmesan that"}, {"start": 22538.420000000002, "end": 22545.56, "text": " had like a wine soaked what's it called the crust or whatever on a cheese it was"}, {"start": 22545.56, "end": 22553.98, "text": " delicious can't take this the ride the match is so good"}, {"start": 22553.98, "end": 22572.899999999998, "text": " I would be scared- oh, he picked up a map I think."}, {"start": 22572.899999999998, "end": 22583.739999999998, "text": " It's slaying time."}, {"start": 22583.74, "end": 22589.24, "text": " Harvey Jones, 6 for 7."}, {"start": 22589.24, "end": 22600.420000000002, "text": " 76% chance to hit."}, {"start": 22600.420000000002, "end": 22605.58, "text": " I don't know man, I think this game is appropriately difficult."}, {"start": 22605.58, "end": 22610.300000000003, "text": " I think I'm being rewarded for my knowledge."}, {"start": 22610.3, "end": 22612.3, "text": " Executed with impunity."}, {"start": 22613.82, "end": 22616.38, "text": " I'm being punished when I make a mistake."}, {"start": 22626.899999999998, "end": 22630.0, "text": " Knowledge equal to Google? Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 22632.1, "end": 22634.1, "text": " Googling everything about this."}, {"start": 22634.100000000002, "end": 22646.4, "text": " The tripling victory, but a victory nonetheless, dude, we could we could live in the universe"}, {"start": 22646.4, "end": 22654.340000000004, "text": " where the first person like the first group of people to put out like an RPG on like"}, {"start": 22654.340000000004, "end": 22656.36, "text": " the computer or some shit."}, {"start": 22656.36, "end": 22660.140000000003, "text": " There could have been one shit head in that group who was like, um, actually every enemy"}, {"start": 22660.140000000003, "end": 22663.340000000004, "text": " should kill you instantly."}, {"start": 22663.34, "end": 22665.74, "text": " It should be like real life, where the guy like,"}, {"start": 22668.02, "end": 22669.7, "text": " like if you get stabbed with a sword in real life,"}, {"start": 22669.7, "end": 22670.94, "text": " you die in real life."}, {"start": 22670.94, "end": 22673.14, "text": " So like maybe we should make a little more realistic."}, {"start": 22685.14, "end": 22686.54, "text": " Kill him."}, {"start": 22693.34, "end": 22697.14, "text": " Hit him with the lance buddy."}, {"start": 22697.14, "end": 22709.38, "text": " Old OGDD was like that it was sick, magic barely healed wounds, it was like Laura the"}, {"start": 22709.38, "end": 22731.34, "text": " rings. I wondered why'd they change it. I thought that applied to Bleed, maybe it's"}, {"start": 22731.34, "end": 22748.34, "text": " just later. Get him! We're good. Nice to add to the, uh, doc. Okay, he's down to my"}, {"start": 22748.34, "end": 22757.34, "text": " sure you can this expedition at least promises success"}, {"start": 22759.34, "end": 22768.34, "text": " we're gonna long Jesus we're good"}, {"start": 22768.34, "end": 22785.34, "text": " through a gold. Oh yeah, we could have grabbed that. I'm sure we'll overfill on that anyway."}, {"start": 22785.34, "end": 22787.34, "text": " Oops"}, {"start": 22788.46, "end": 22792.06, "text": " Okay, but but but but but but but but but but but but"}, {"start": 22792.06, "end": 22794.06, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 22807.9, "end": 22809.9, "text": " No"}, {"start": 22811.1, "end": 22813.1, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 22815.34, "end": 22822.34, "text": " But Warhammer tabletop?"}, {"start": 22822.34, "end": 22825.34, "text": " No."}, {"start": 22825.34, "end": 22832.34, "text": " I've seen a play."}, {"start": 22832.34, "end": 22839.34, "text": " Um, guys?"}, {"start": 22839.34, "end": 22854.46, "text": " Was it fun to watch um it wasn't a game store it wasn't"}, {"start": 22854.46, "end": 22867.98, "text": " unfun but it never smelled like dude bio if you can put up with that it was"}, {"start": 22867.98, "end": 22887.66, "text": " pretty fun. You can play the 40k total war game. Which one? Didn't they already make..."}, {"start": 22887.66, "end": 22893.66, "text": " Oh, it's 40k now. Honestly, I'm kind of interested to see how they'll do, like, space stuff."}, {"start": 22897.98, "end": 22912.94, "text": " the same exact way do you think it'll just be like a total war battlefield except you"}, {"start": 22912.94, "end": 22914.94, "text": " got little ships flying around"}, {"start": 22914.94, "end": 22916.94, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 22916.94, "end": 22918.94, "text": " impressive"}, {"start": 22918.94, "end": 22925.539999999997, "text": " Yeah impressive."}, {"start": 22929.98, "end": 22939.66, "text": " Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer."}, {"start": 22939.66, "end": 22946.14, "text": " I don't think I can drop my torch"}, {"start": 22952.62, "end": 22954.62, "text": " You're gonna play 48 dark Harrison"}, {"start": 22955.62, "end": 22961.68, "text": " Dude, I just I don't get stoked on 40k. I'm glad that you guys like 40k. They get so cool. It's fucking awesome"}, {"start": 22964.78, "end": 22967.02, "text": " But it's not my like list of things or I'm like"}, {"start": 22967.02, "end": 22972.24, "text": " Wonder what the next 40 game game is, you know what I mean?"}, {"start": 22973.920000000002, "end": 22980.0, "text": " What could it be? I don't even know what fucking dark heresy is!"}, {"start": 22981.28, "end": 22986.0, "text": " Explain yourself now."}, {"start": 22992.52, "end": 22996.12, "text": " I'll cat new game."}, {"start": 22997.02, "end": 23000.600000000002, "text": " Who it wouldn't what an Alcatme again"}, {"start": 23003.7, "end": 23005.7, "text": " 40k D&D"}, {"start": 23008.34, "end": 23015.7, "text": " Rogue trader I didn't hear the road trader was really good stone seems bent on preventing passage"}, {"start": 23022.58, "end": 23024.58, "text": " Can't walk backwards"}, {"start": 23027.02, "end": 23033.02, "text": " Hacks laden with loot are often low on supplies."}, {"start": 23033.02, "end": 23039.02, "text": " I'm gonna tear right through the righteous run."}, {"start": 23039.02, "end": 23043.02, "text": " I think my guys are really low on 10 or some shit."}, {"start": 23043.02, "end": 23045.02, "text": " I just got bored."}, {"start": 23050.02, "end": 23052.02, "text": " They're like 9 or 10."}, {"start": 23052.02, "end": 23068.02, "text": " Explore 90% of rooms, rooms, rooms. Don't disease me. Easy. Yeah, you got on by the way."}, {"start": 23068.02, "end": 23094.22, "text": " Really open for a surprise here, lads."}, {"start": 23094.22, "end": 23098.9, "text": " It's just so astronomically unlikely what happens, dude."}, {"start": 23098.9, "end": 23106.86, "text": " It's so fucked up."}, {"start": 23106.86, "end": 23108.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 23120.78, "end": 23122.78, "text": " Got"}, {"start": 23136.86, "end": 23158.0, "text": " You guys want me to fight the shambler bro these guys can't hit shit dude"}, {"start": 23166.86, "end": 23179.06, "text": " We'll save one key."}, {"start": 23179.06, "end": 23195.100000000002, "text": " What if we ask really nicely?"}, {"start": 23195.100000000002, "end": 23199.100000000002, "text": " You're still asking me to kill these guys. You're telling me to kill myself, dude."}, {"start": 23199.100000000002, "end": 23202.100000000002, "text": " That's not very fucking nice."}, {"start": 23216.100000000002, "end": 23218.100000000002, "text": " Got him!"}, {"start": 23225.100000000002, "end": 23232.100000000002, "text": " I hope that's very unfortunate."}, {"start": 23232.100000000002, "end": 23237.100000000002, "text": " Oh, hang on."}, {"start": 23237.100000000002, "end": 23246.100000000002, "text": " And then he dodges?"}, {"start": 23246.100000000002, "end": 23252.100000000002, "text": " I said, oh, hang on, like I had a move?"}, {"start": 23252.100000000002, "end": 23254.100000000002, "text": " There was no move."}, {"start": 23263.38, "end": 23265.38, "text": " There was no move."}, {"start": 23276.9, "end": 23278.9, "text": " Can you fucking die?"}, {"start": 23278.9, "end": 23307.300000000003, "text": " There's just no way to do it."}, {"start": 23307.3, "end": 23317.3, "text": " You better look in the fighting pure rounds."}, {"start": 23317.3, "end": 23318.3, "text": " No."}, {"start": 23318.3, "end": 23323.3, "text": " Boy, do not think so, mate."}, {"start": 23323.3, "end": 23325.3, "text": " Cigarambola."}, {"start": 23325.3, "end": 23327.3, "text": " Kappa."}, {"start": 23327.3, "end": 23332.3, "text": " Omega-Lil Kappa."}, {"start": 23332.3, "end": 23343.719999999998, "text": " Me when I'm about to cap a omega low anyone can relate"}, {"start": 23343.72, "end": 23368.72, "text": " Can I go now, please?"}, {"start": 23368.72, "end": 23380.02, "text": " You're bleeding friend"}, {"start": 23380.02, "end": 23387.02, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 23387.02, "end": 23396.02, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 23396.02, "end": 23409.02, "text": " Paper cock size you cannot say you don't like cock."}, {"start": 23409.02, "end": 23412.02, "text": " Okay, bitch."}, {"start": 23418.02, "end": 23421.02, "text": " Three inches?"}, {"start": 23423.02, "end": 23426.02, "text": " Big spender."}, {"start": 23430.02, "end": 23433.02, "text": " Wowza."}, {"start": 23439.02, "end": 23450.22, "text": " Okay, I'll count from one inch and you just saw me when you're ready."}, {"start": 23450.22, "end": 23451.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 23451.22, "end": 23463.02, "text": " Can do, boss."}, {"start": 23463.02, "end": 23464.02, "text": " Can do, boss."}, {"start": 23464.02, "end": 23465.02, "text": " Got it, boss."}, {"start": 23465.02, "end": 23467.02, "text": " Got it boss."}, {"start": 23478.02, "end": 23480.02, "text": " I ain't soft."}, {"start": 23489.02, "end": 23491.02, "text": " Never give up."}, {"start": 23495.02, "end": 23503.02, "text": " Alright, Raynald. Learn up. Okay, he's a literate. That's sad."}, {"start": 23503.02, "end": 23508.02, "text": " You guys ever met someone who's actually a literate?"}, {"start": 23513.02, "end": 23516.02, "text": " Okay, you can't save me. Obviously, I'm not a literate."}, {"start": 23516.02, "end": 23519.02, "text": " I just read your comment, by the way."}, {"start": 23525.02, "end": 23539.86, "text": " You got lucky, yes in jail."}, {"start": 23539.86, "end": 23543.22, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 23543.22, "end": 23552.5, "text": " Yeah, that makes sense."}, {"start": 23552.5, "end": 23562.44, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 23562.44, "end": 23574.2, "text": " That was greedy, but it worked."}, {"start": 23574.2, "end": 23577.6, "text": " The literate generally means can read words just doesn't understand the meaning of the"}, {"start": 23577.6, "end": 23578.84, "text": " sentence."}, {"start": 23578.84, "end": 23583.84, "text": " I don't believe you."}, {"start": 23583.84, "end": 23586.84, "text": " How about that?"}, {"start": 23586.84, "end": 23590.84, "text": " God, his ass."}, {"start": 23590.84, "end": 23594.84, "text": " I'm not trying to go."}, {"start": 23594.84, "end": 23598.84, "text": " Can I have a differing opinion?"}, {"start": 23598.84, "end": 23605.84, "text": " It sounds like that chatter is just describing someone with no reading copyright."}, {"start": 23605.84, "end": 23606.84, "text": " Don't bring it."}, {"start": 23611.84, "end": 23612.84, "text": " Dodge."}, {"start": 23612.84, "end": 23613.84, "text": " Yippee!"}, {"start": 23628.84, "end": 23630.84, "text": " Please, Dad, Jim."}, {"start": 23635.84, "end": 23638.84, "text": " I think we win, don't we?"}, {"start": 23639.84, "end": 23644.84, "text": " I'm afraid to drop the shovel."}, {"start": 23646.84, "end": 23648.84, "text": " But I need the torch."}, {"start": 23651.84, "end": 23652.84, "text": " Good luck!"}, {"start": 23659.84, "end": 23663.84, "text": " Hmm, we kinda got a lot of money, huh?"}, {"start": 23665.84, "end": 23667.84, "text": " Also, we have one yet. That's cool."}, {"start": 23674.96, "end": 23676.96, "text": " I have 12 food."}, {"start": 23677.76, "end": 23679.76, "text": " Good luck!"}, {"start": 23682.96, "end": 23685.12, "text": " Why do you need the torch if you're not doing the shambler?"}, {"start": 23688.24, "end": 23694.16, "text": " Um, actually don't need the torch. I like to keep a torch so that I can, uh,"}, {"start": 23695.84, "end": 23703.24, "text": " protect myself from having to do the shambler in a hallway fighter basically"}, {"start": 23703.24, "end": 23706.4, "text": " just holding it until the next fight"}, {"start": 23708.84, "end": 23712.36, "text": " because I'm a coward"}, {"start": 23717.08, "end": 23725.64, "text": " do you understand there's two shambler alters here by the way cool"}, {"start": 23726.64, "end": 23727.64, "text": " Alright!"}, {"start": 23743.64, "end": 23744.64, "text": " Doeth?"}, {"start": 23744.64, "end": 23747.64, "text": " I mean, we might be able to do this."}, {"start": 23747.64, "end": 23750.64, "text": " What's the fluggin' plugin' point, dude?"}, {"start": 23755.64, "end": 23762.64, "text": " for you could"}, {"start": 23785.64, "end": 23795.64, "text": " Well, doesn't he have a de-self move?"}, {"start": 23795.64, "end": 23796.64, "text": " No."}, {"start": 23796.64, "end": 23805.64, "text": " Well, hit him with the... the sick nasty."}, {"start": 23805.64, "end": 23826.64, "text": " of"}, {"start": 23826.64, "end": 23829.079999999998, "text": " the arrives for the"}, {"start": 23829.08, "end": 23854.940000000002, "text": " The pack contains loot."}, {"start": 23854.94, "end": 23856.94, "text": " He's no bone commander."}, {"start": 23856.94, "end": 23858.94, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 23884.94, "end": 23914.739999999998, "text": " I mean, I think let's go for the, uh, so quiet."}, {"start": 23914.74, "end": 23919.74, "text": " Good luck!"}, {"start": 23919.74, "end": 23924.74, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 23924.74, "end": 23929.74, "text": " Bravers' injury."}, {"start": 23929.74, "end": 23934.74, "text": " Helpable fear."}, {"start": 23944.74, "end": 23946.74, "text": " One HP, by the way."}, {"start": 23974.74, "end": 23988.420000000002, "text": " Masterfully executed."}, {"start": 23988.420000000002, "end": 23994.420000000002, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 23994.420000000002, "end": 24020.420000000002, "text": " And now, the darkness holds dominion, black as death."}, {"start": 24020.420000000002, "end": 24035.74, "text": " The final swag."}, {"start": 24035.74, "end": 24041.940000000002, "text": " Well, sign on."}, {"start": 24041.940000000002, "end": 24047.620000000003, "text": " The shifted corridors and sloped walls of our ancestry are beginning to feel familiar."}, {"start": 24047.62, "end": 24052.42, "text": " 30k, not bad."}, {"start": 24052.42, "end": 24055.62, "text": " Dupla level 5."}, {"start": 24065.62, "end": 24067.62, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 24077.62, "end": 24084.3, "text": " Oh, no, that's so sad man. That's so flugging sad"}, {"start": 24092.1, "end": 24095.46, "text": " The plug is not impressed with these choices dude"}, {"start": 24101.7, "end": 24104.1, "text": " Hey, excuse me, damn"}, {"start": 24104.100000000002, "end": 24111.100000000002, "text": " It's got belching, dude."}, {"start": 24111.100000000002, "end": 24126.54, "text": " Burmowm, boyowm, so one of these guys had some important shit I wanted to lock in real"}, {"start": 24126.54, "end": 24133.100000000002, "text": " quick."}, {"start": 24133.100000000002, "end": 24135.100000000002, "text": " Who will he be a slayer of?"}, {"start": 24135.100000000002, "end": 24137.100000000002, "text": " The Eldritch mayhaps."}, {"start": 24141.800000000003, "end": 24143.800000000003, "text": " Oh, you."}, {"start": 24143.800000000003, "end": 24145.800000000003, "text": " Child killer."}, {"start": 24146.680000000004, "end": 24148.680000000004, "text": " Good job."}, {"start": 24148.680000000004, "end": 24150.680000000004, "text": " Way an AI bubble to you."}, {"start": 24155.140000000003, "end": 24159.140000000003, "text": " We could deem here to explain relativity, theory to movement."}, {"start": 24159.14, "end": 24169.14, "text": " The team Oh, this is the guy who plays League of Legends."}, {"start": 24169.14, "end": 24172.14, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 24172.14, "end": 24177.14, "text": " League of Legandes."}, {"start": 24177.14, "end": 24179.14, "text": " days"}, {"start": 24183.38, "end": 24185.38, "text": " I don't want to gather to you"}, {"start": 24190.739999999998, "end": 24192.739999999998, "text": " when you"}, {"start": 24198.68, "end": 24203.399999999998, "text": " Hi, yes, you doing doing pretty good pretty good"}, {"start": 24207.14, "end": 24217.76, "text": " I will bring yeah first of all we're going to the Warrens goodbye next up John"}, {"start": 24217.76, "end": 24229.48, "text": " I'd be pro maybe not me whatever hey don't matter I made a NA Smurf for TFT"}, {"start": 24229.48, "end": 24233.32, "text": " there was a bot using your name"}, {"start": 24237.14, "end": 24244.059999999998, "text": " Dude, this guy's kind of got some bad shit on him, huh?"}, {"start": 24244.059999999998, "end": 24247.78, "text": " Is there more on this game where you characters can date each other?"}, {"start": 24247.78, "end": 24251.5, "text": " Haha, I want them to be able to hold hands and kiss."}, {"start": 24251.5, "end": 24255.26, "text": " Uh, they do that in Darkest Dungeon 2."}, {"start": 24255.26, "end": 24256.26, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 24256.26, "end": 24257.26, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 24257.26, "end": 24258.26, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 24258.26, "end": 24259.26, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 24259.26, "end": 24260.26, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 24260.26, "end": 24261.26, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 24261.26, "end": 24262.26, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 24262.26, "end": 24263.26, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 24263.26, "end": 24264.26, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 24264.26, "end": 24265.26, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 24265.26, "end": 24266.26, "text": " Haha."}, {"start": 24266.260000000002, "end": 24279.7, "text": " I don't know who to bring, fellas."}, {"start": 24279.7, "end": 24286.08, "text": " Who are we bringing?"}, {"start": 24286.08, "end": 24289.56, "text": " Man-at-arms men?"}, {"start": 24289.56, "end": 24296.04, "text": " I need two killers, though."}, {"start": 24296.04, "end": 24313.7, "text": " explore. Maybe it's time to bust out Dismas, dude. I mean, he's got some shit that I wouldn't"}, {"start": 24313.7, "end": 24330.9, "text": " mind-keeping but I think we can do"}, {"start": 24330.9, "end": 24339.920000000002, "text": " something like this I forget what are the"}, {"start": 24339.920000000002, "end": 24341.3, "text": " new monsters that show up in the war"}, {"start": 24341.3, "end": 24343.54, "text": " Is it the spear guys?"}, {"start": 24343.54, "end": 24346.46, "text": " I'm talking about like the javelin guys."}, {"start": 24346.46, "end": 24355.82, "text": " These guys are fucking bastards, dude."}, {"start": 24355.82, "end": 24357.82, "text": " The swine tar?"}, {"start": 24357.82, "end": 24364.78, "text": " Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo."}, {"start": 24364.78, "end": 24366.78, "text": " You think it's the bald guys?"}, {"start": 24366.78, "end": 24381.86, "text": " ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha all we need are 33 paintings fellows can we make it happen"}, {"start": 24381.86, "end": 24396.739999999998, "text": " mafia thong can we make it happen mafia am I having an accuracy crisis right now?"}, {"start": 24396.74, "end": 24417.7, "text": " right now. Okay, now it's not enough. No. Oh, no."}, {"start": 24417.7, "end": 24441.420000000002, "text": " I'm turning to heal so for swag swag swag swag isn't swag trinkets dude"}, {"start": 24441.420000000002, "end": 24447.36, "text": " Who do we put here?"}, {"start": 24447.36, "end": 24458.000000000004, "text": " Probably a Vestal, but I'm kind of pussy putting about it."}, {"start": 24458.000000000004, "end": 24471.120000000003, "text": " Like you'll heal a fair amount, you can heal as well."}, {"start": 24471.12, "end": 24487.399999999998, "text": " Maybe we just get Chris Kyle in this bitch, bros."}, {"start": 24487.399999999998, "end": 24488.8, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 24488.8, "end": 24490.8, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 24490.8, "end": 24492.8, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 24492.8, "end": 24494.8, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 24494.8, "end": 24496.8, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 24496.8, "end": 24498.8, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 24498.8, "end": 24500.8, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 24500.8, "end": 24517.12, "text": " First, we need the bleed emulator."}, {"start": 24517.12, "end": 24526.28, "text": " Next we need, I mean what else would I give you?"}, {"start": 24526.28, "end": 24539.559999999998, "text": " probably like a scattering thing."}, {"start": 24539.559999999998, "end": 24551.559999999998, "text": " I want the full set, dude."}, {"start": 24551.56, "end": 24553.56, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 24560.0, "end": 24562.0, "text": " Eight accuracy is nice."}, {"start": 24562.0, "end": 24564.0, "text": " Really nice."}, {"start": 24565.06, "end": 24566.56, "text": " Fuck that."}, {"start": 24566.56, "end": 24568.56, "text": " Damage."}, {"start": 24578.06, "end": 24580.06, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 24580.06, "end": 24603.66, "text": " God damn it. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and also we got to sell Barristan's head."}, {"start": 24610.06, "end": 24615.06, "text": " Blee Damula."}, {"start": 24615.06, "end": 24620.06, "text": " And..."}, {"start": 24620.06, "end": 24621.06, "text": " Speed?"}, {"start": 24621.06, "end": 24626.06, "text": " Question mark?"}, {"start": 24626.06, "end": 24630.06, "text": " Speed!"}, {"start": 24630.06, "end": 24634.06, "text": " W!"}, {"start": 24640.06, "end": 24651.420000000002, "text": " we're good we gotta upgrade them up"}, {"start": 24651.420000000002, "end": 24665.86, "text": " Chris Kyle only has level 2 gear that's not good that's bad"}, {"start": 24665.86, "end": 24668.86, "text": " I want to use proclaim so bad, it's just like..."}, {"start": 24677.36, "end": 24680.36, "text": " Oh, we should with the bleed amulet. Hold on."}, {"start": 24685.36, "end": 24688.36, "text": " Hold up. I forgot this gave you bleed resist."}, {"start": 24690.36, "end": 24692.36, "text": " That's swag money."}, {"start": 24695.86, "end": 24709.86, "text": " So we would do boom, boom, boom, actually hold on, yeah, no, we're gonna go boom, boom,"}, {"start": 24709.86, "end": 24714.420000000002, "text": " wait no, we need a, we need a spender."}, {"start": 24714.420000000002, "end": 24725.980000000003, "text": " Let's do this for now playing blood of the cuck walker."}, {"start": 24725.980000000003, "end": 24737.100000000002, "text": " What's that chatter?"}, {"start": 24737.100000000002, "end": 24759.74, "text": " It's that big guy."}, {"start": 24759.74, "end": 24763.660000000003, "text": " I forgot this clear stun."}, {"start": 24763.66, "end": 24790.86, "text": " pretty epic though. Well 73% chance huh? To resist death surely you will not die. I believe"}, {"start": 24790.86, "end": 24792.86, "text": " in here so hard"}, {"start": 24807.86, "end": 24809.86, "text": " boom"}, {"start": 24817.86, "end": 24819.86, "text": " you're good you're good"}, {"start": 24819.86, "end": 24826.78, "text": " You're good. All righty, so I gotta like triple check my shit cuz I'm a I've got to mention"}, {"start": 24830.3, "end": 24838.2, "text": " And case in point I forgot what I need here. I'm pretty sure I need herbs holy water key shovel"}, {"start": 24842.54, "end": 24844.54, "text": " Herb holy water"}, {"start": 24849.86, "end": 24856.86, "text": " Banages, I'm not gonna bring banages or something."}, {"start": 24864.46, "end": 24868.9, "text": " Sure buddy."}, {"start": 24868.9, "end": 24872.14, "text": " Life gets hard at 34 huh?"}, {"start": 24872.14, "end": 24875.14, "text": " Yes, 34."}, {"start": 24875.14, "end": 24885.26, "text": " 34 years young to prosecute our war against the swine who must first scout their squalid"}, {"start": 24885.26, "end": 24886.26, "text": " homes."}, {"start": 24886.26, "end": 24903.86, "text": " We're going to save this rule machinations spring to life with a singular purpose."}, {"start": 24903.86, "end": 24928.5, "text": " What up fellas dodge coward"}, {"start": 24933.86, "end": 24944.7, "text": " back up bitch"}, {"start": 24944.7, "end": 24955.22, "text": " I should have marked him, I'm stupid"}, {"start": 24955.22, "end": 24966.22, "text": " The blood quickens."}, {"start": 24966.22, "end": 24968.22, "text": " One"}, {"start": 24983.34, "end": 24990.800000000003, "text": " Fuck you, dude bitch the darkness holds much worse than we are trickery. He's fucking dead Jim"}, {"start": 24990.8, "end": 25010.48, "text": " The darkness closes in, haunting the hearts of men, their cursive champion falls."}, {"start": 25010.48, "end": 25023.64, "text": " And now..."}, {"start": 25023.64, "end": 25025.72, "text": " Dodge."}, {"start": 25025.72, "end": 25027.8, "text": " Speed."}, {"start": 25027.8, "end": 25039.28, "text": " Yeah, we're probably gonna get ambushed, guys."}, {"start": 25039.28, "end": 25040.28, "text": " This fucking cringe."}, {"start": 25040.28, "end": 25042.28, "text": " I just realized I don't have a scoutman."}, {"start": 25045.039999999997, "end": 25047.039999999997, "text": " I ain't got no scoutman."}, {"start": 25049.16, "end": 25051.16, "text": " No one h- oh my god."}, {"start": 25056.28, "end": 25057.28, "text": " Here mine."}, {"start": 25057.28, "end": 25058.28, "text": " Dub."}, {"start": 25062.96, "end": 25064.96, "text": " Well, good luck, big man."}, {"start": 25070.28, "end": 25078.96, "text": " Hey Moon, I just had my first shower in seven months."}, {"start": 25078.96, "end": 25093.44, "text": " How do you get the green and black spots off in the water chamber?"}, {"start": 25093.44, "end": 25094.44, "text": " What's a water chamber?"}, {"start": 25094.440000000002, "end": 25096.440000000002, "text": " I think he means the shower"}, {"start": 25115.280000000002, "end": 25117.280000000002, "text": " Who said you could be here"}, {"start": 25124.440000000002, "end": 25138.920000000002, "text": " Welcome to the front road, friend."}, {"start": 25138.920000000002, "end": 25139.920000000002, "text": " So sorry."}, {"start": 25139.920000000002, "end": 25140.920000000002, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 25140.920000000002, "end": 25141.920000000002, "text": " Alright, man."}, {"start": 25141.920000000002, "end": 25144.920000000002, "text": " alright man"}, {"start": 25171.920000000002, "end": 25178.920000000002, "text": " Never punished."}, {"start": 25178.920000000002, "end": 25187.920000000002, "text": " Destroyed."}, {"start": 25187.920000000002, "end": 25190.920000000002, "text": " Reek!"}, {"start": 25190.920000000002, "end": 25198.920000000002, "text": " As the theme falls, paint hope blossoms."}, {"start": 25198.920000000002, "end": 25200.640000000003, "text": " I think Cheez-It's thoughts."}, {"start": 25200.640000000003, "end": 25202.780000000002, "text": " I think Cheez-It's are high tier."}, {"start": 25202.780000000002, "end": 25203.780000000002, "text": " Good choice, chatter."}, {"start": 25214.280000000002, "end": 25215.780000000002, "text": " Just normal one, though."}, {"start": 25219.22, "end": 25222.820000000003, "text": " I might even know fancy Cheez-It 3Ds or whatever."}, {"start": 25228.920000000002, "end": 25236.52, "text": " Any tips for starting out Darkest Dungeon for the first time?"}, {"start": 25236.52, "end": 25240.52, "text": " It's about turn denial."}, {"start": 25240.52, "end": 25241.52, "text": " That's my tip."}, {"start": 25241.52, "end": 25243.320000000003, "text": " That's the tip."}, {"start": 25243.320000000003, "end": 25248.320000000003, "text": " I'm masterfully executed."}, {"start": 25248.320000000003, "end": 25253.320000000003, "text": " Shoot this bitch."}, {"start": 25253.320000000003, "end": 25256.320000000003, "text": " Excuse me."}, {"start": 25256.32, "end": 25275.12, "text": " You should have marked this guy."}, {"start": 25275.12, "end": 25277.12, "text": " Actually it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 25277.12, "end": 25299.12, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 25299.12, "end": 25318.719999999998, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 25318.719999999998, "end": 25319.719999999998, "text": " You can't dodge that."}, {"start": 25319.719999999998, "end": 25324.879999999997, "text": " That's not fair."}, {"start": 25324.88, "end": 25325.88, "text": " That's not fair."}, {"start": 25334.38, "end": 25336.88, "text": " That's three crits in a row for, uh..."}, {"start": 25336.88, "end": 25339.38, "text": " Ivy-proof and 20 milligrams."}, {"start": 25350.88, "end": 25351.88, "text": " Dodge."}, {"start": 25352.38, "end": 25353.38, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 25354.88, "end": 25369.16, "text": " Oh, one HP off, dude."}, {"start": 25369.16, "end": 25375.16, "text": " I have to hit him."}, {"start": 25375.16, "end": 25395.16, "text": " I'm bleeding Curve."}, {"start": 25395.16, "end": 25417.76, "text": " The blood pumps, the limbs obey."}, {"start": 25417.76, "end": 25419.26, "text": " 16 speed."}, {"start": 25419.260000000002, "end": 25436.260000000002, "text": " How come they never hit this guy when I want them to?"}, {"start": 25449.260000000002, "end": 25456.260000000002, "text": " Shut up."}, {"start": 25456.260000000002, "end": 25461.260000000002, "text": " Own."}, {"start": 25461.260000000002, "end": 25466.260000000002, "text": " Own."}, {"start": 25466.260000000002, "end": 25471.260000000002, "text": " Own."}, {"start": 25471.260000000002, "end": 25476.260000000002, "text": " Own."}, {"start": 25476.260000000002, "end": 25489.260000000002, "text": " Do a game. Send the reinforcements then. Gower."}, {"start": 25489.260000000002, "end": 25497.260000000002, "text": " Bleed."}, {"start": 25497.260000000002, "end": 25499.780000000002, "text": " Great is the weapon that cuts on its own"}, {"start": 25505.260000000002, "end": 25507.260000000002, "text": " This guy does a million damage"}, {"start": 25518.140000000003, "end": 25520.140000000003, "text": " Decisive"}, {"start": 25520.14, "end": 25529.98, "text": " We'd be crittin'."}, {"start": 25529.98, "end": 25531.38, "text": " I crit my pants."}, {"start": 25531.38, "end": 25540.42, "text": " That's even my guild in World of Warcraft by the way."}, {"start": 25540.42, "end": 25541.42, "text": " We write every Sunday."}, {"start": 25541.42, "end": 25542.42, "text": " Two hours."}, {"start": 25542.42, "end": 25543.42, "text": " No more, no less."}, {"start": 25543.420000000002, "end": 25550.120000000003, "text": " Their formation is broken."}, {"start": 25550.120000000003, "end": 25553.420000000002, "text": " Maintain the offensive."}, {"start": 25553.420000000002, "end": 25567.100000000002, "text": " Hey, Moomin, my crit sheet hasn't been working since the update."}, {"start": 25567.100000000002, "end": 25568.100000000002, "text": " How do you get yours to work?"}, {"start": 25568.100000000002, "end": 25570.300000000003, "text": " Is it the same from the discord we are both on?"}, {"start": 25570.300000000003, "end": 25571.300000000003, "text": " Still thanks."}, {"start": 25571.3, "end": 25574.3, "text": " Yeah, the update's in there, so, yeah."}, {"start": 25580.3, "end": 25581.3, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 25601.3, "end": 25604.3, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 25609.3, "end": 25612.3, "text": " Um... who are you gonna hit?"}, {"start": 25612.3, "end": 25614.3, "text": " By this guy."}, {"start": 25619.3, "end": 25621.3, "text": " Called it."}, {"start": 25631.3, "end": 25637.3, "text": " They know who the threat is, bro."}, {"start": 25637.3, "end": 25640.3, "text": " Raynald."}, {"start": 25640.3, "end": 25643.3, "text": " Doug Goat."}, {"start": 25651.3, "end": 25654.3, "text": " Good luck."}, {"start": 25654.3, "end": 25666.64, "text": " The light the promise of safety yoink"}, {"start": 25666.64, "end": 25671.66, "text": " Milk chocolate or dark chocolate no chocolate"}, {"start": 25671.66, "end": 25677.54, "text": " And what the fuck is this hey"}, {"start": 25677.54, "end": 25686.54, "text": " Hey, get out of here!"}, {"start": 25686.54, "end": 25699.54, "text": " Well, who dies today?"}, {"start": 25699.54, "end": 25700.54, "text": " You."}, {"start": 25700.54, "end": 25701.54, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 25701.54, "end": 25703.54, "text": " Impressive"}, {"start": 25716.58, "end": 25718.9, "text": " It don't matter he don't do damage bitch"}, {"start": 25731.54, "end": 25734.04, "text": " They're both dead, and so is this guy."}, {"start": 25734.04, "end": 25735.54, "text": " But we will move."}, {"start": 25737.04, "end": 25738.54, "text": " Jindaru!"}, {"start": 25761.54, "end": 25768.54, "text": " I don't have these sapphires?"}, {"start": 25768.54, "end": 25775.54, "text": " Uh, we could probably drop these for this."}, {"start": 25775.54, "end": 25779.54, "text": " Yeah, that's bad."}, {"start": 25779.54, "end": 25787.54, "text": " We don't use this because it's a shitty curio that sucks enus."}, {"start": 25787.54, "end": 25804.940000000002, "text": " Lots of screeching, dude."}, {"start": 25804.940000000002, "end": 25806.940000000002, "text": " Chill."}, {"start": 25806.940000000002, "end": 25813.46, "text": " Why is he picking up gold instead of gems with higher stack potential?"}, {"start": 25813.46, "end": 25818.219999999998, "text": " I can count on one hand the number of darkest dungeon dungeons that I've done where I've"}, {"start": 25818.219999999998, "end": 25821.899999999998, "text": " ended up with five Sapphires or five Ruins on one hand."}, {"start": 25821.899999999998, "end": 25831.66, "text": " I have like hundreds of hours in this game."}, {"start": 25831.66, "end": 25839.7, "text": " Yeah, I'm a veteran."}, {"start": 25839.7, "end": 25841.7, "text": " Don't forget."}, {"start": 25841.7, "end": 25846.34, "text": " radiance may we find victory also not every gem stacks higher than gold"}, {"start": 25850.34, "end": 25852.34, "text": " I'm pretty sure Jade and Citrine don't"}, {"start": 25858.82, "end": 25860.82, "text": " Wowza"}, {"start": 25865.18, "end": 25867.18, "text": " I don't know if I can do it man"}, {"start": 25869.18, "end": 25871.18, "text": " Definitely not"}, {"start": 25871.7, "end": 25874.22, "text": " Maybe."}, {"start": 25874.22, "end": 25880.02, "text": " It's just not worth it bro."}, {"start": 25880.02, "end": 25882.06, "text": " Such a pussy today."}, {"start": 25882.06, "end": 25885.22, "text": " Fuck you, man."}, {"start": 25885.22, "end": 25898.260000000002, "text": " Your team is okay, no accuracy though?"}, {"start": 25898.260000000002, "end": 25901.260000000002, "text": " Yeah, that's kind of the problem."}, {"start": 25901.260000000002, "end": 25902.260000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 25902.260000000002, "end": 25913.260000000002, "text": " Like, if I had this run-indeed, man, holy."}, {"start": 25913.260000000002, "end": 25916.260000000002, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 25916.260000000002, "end": 25917.9, "text": " You can't make me."}, {"start": 25917.9, "end": 25922.260000000002, "text": " You're not the boss of me."}, {"start": 25922.260000000002, "end": 25928.100000000002, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 25928.100000000002, "end": 25937.300000000003, "text": " I didn't go in the secret room."}, {"start": 25937.300000000003, "end": 25941.100000000002, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 25941.100000000002, "end": 25947.500000000004, "text": " Secrets and wonders can be found in the most tenorous corners of this place."}, {"start": 25947.5, "end": 25955.94, "text": " I mean, we could..."}, {"start": 25955.94, "end": 25963.42, "text": " Let's keep this hour quick."}, {"start": 25963.42, "end": 25969.58, "text": " I'm not weak."}, {"start": 25969.58, "end": 25971.58, "text": " I'm strong."}, {"start": 25971.58, "end": 25973.58, "text": " NOOOOO!"}, {"start": 25973.58, "end": 25975.58, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 25977.960000000003, "end": 25981.56, "text": " The swine folks labyrinths may yet prove to be navigable"}, {"start": 25984.22, "end": 25986.22, "text": " Green on level five"}, {"start": 25988.74, "end": 25990.74, "text": " Sweet"}, {"start": 25992.06, "end": 25996.780000000002, "text": " In time you will know the tragic extent of my failings"}, {"start": 25997.980000000003, "end": 26000.100000000002, "text": " Yeah, why would I ever need that?"}, {"start": 26000.100000000002, "end": 26004.140000000003, "text": " the"}, {"start": 26004.140000000003, "end": 26007.980000000003, "text": " home,"}, {"start": 26007.980000000003, "end": 26010.640000000003, "text": " the"}, {"start": 26010.640000000003, "end": 26015.460000000003, "text": " home,"}, {"start": 26015.460000000003, "end": 26021.660000000003, "text": " home,"}, {"start": 26021.66, "end": 26023.94, "text": " You got spasm of the entrails."}, {"start": 26024.7, "end": 26026.54, "text": " Yep, that's what that's called, by the way."}, {"start": 26032.82, "end": 26034.62, "text": " Goodbye again, Barristan's head."}, {"start": 26035.18, "end": 26037.02, "text": " Goodbye, sacrificial cauldron."}, {"start": 26041.38, "end": 26041.88, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 26047.579999999998, "end": 26048.579999999998, "text": " What week are we on?"}, {"start": 26049.18, "end": 26050.3, "text": " 46."}, {"start": 26051.66, "end": 26075.7, "text": " 46 before I forget we did that kind of early actually"}, {"start": 26075.7, "end": 26079.82, "text": " Yep, good motherfucking stream fellas."}, {"start": 26079.82, "end": 26084.22, "text": " Two wheeled quests and 46 weeks pussy."}, {"start": 26084.22, "end": 26088.66, "text": " Artifict thinks it's up in Lenox City, because who she mean, thinks it's up in..."}, {"start": 26088.66, "end": 26092.02, "text": " Time to go move these old bones."}, {"start": 26092.02, "end": 26094.54, "text": " See you... wait."}, {"start": 26094.54, "end": 26096.62, "text": " See you Thursday, tomorrow's Wednesday."}, {"start": 26096.62, "end": 26097.62, "text": " Low?"}, {"start": 26097.62, "end": 26099.62, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"}]}