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Licky P.P. makes for seven... er...
Esked it.
My screen flickers every time I do that.
Weird.
Only my OBS.
Everything going
I want the mumble
I want to mumble
I want to mumble
So when I understand this is kind of like uh
Uh... Okay.
Wake up, keeper! Don't make me bite you!
Ouch! What the...
Where am I? Who are you?
You can call me Soul, and it's time for you to step forward!
It took you eight years to ruin this world. Now it's your destiny to save it.
Sounds kind of debatable, anyway. Looks like I'm chained up here.
I'll set you free. You have to save us all, do you promise?
Okay, sure. Wahoo! One chain down. So earlier than I thought, there's simply not enough faith left in the world.
I won't be able to break the second chain. Well, that looks like saving the world will have to wait.
This is no joke. Time is short. Summon me as soon as you can.
Hey pal, are you back? Inconscious? Yeah? Yeah?
Where are we?
A five star Inquisitor dungeon where torturing is maintained as an exquisite standard.
I gotta turn my head now. I can't do it.
Turns it down in OBS. Who are you?
Larry, nice to meet you. We've been roommates for nearly a decade.
Hee hee!
I don't remember, do I know you?
We've never had a chance to talk, you're always in the middle of being tortured.
Or unconscious, since the Inquisition backed up the left.
But never mind all that, and now that the Fairy helped you, we might actually have a chance.
Oh, that was everything going.
I'm not reading anymore.
No, thanks.
Well, just keep at it. You've been pulling at them for years.
The second one feels stronger though. They're brilliant.
Those fairies! I never trust them! Come on, don't give up that easily!
It's still so sturdy.
I have a feeling you're almost there.
Yes, I'm free.
Oh great job!
What determination!
Now get me out of this sarcophagus!
Let's rock.
pickaxe will do the job. What job? I just can't. You're probably too weak and hungry.
Do you see any food? I think they see some mushrooms. I don't know if we should eat these
mushrooms, my friend. Oh, very nutrient rich. And maybe even a little hallucinogenic.
Expand energy on various actions.
Some restore energy, sleeping elsewhere sort of energy, you know?
What?
Oh, I used energy to get it.
Put it on a hop-up, mate.
We goochie.
Wait, it's the guy from Plainscape Tormund, dude.
More? Yeah.
Haha! I'll just get out of here!
What?
Yep, easy peasy.
Isn't a prison supposed to have guards?
Yeah, yeah, let's complain about how this isn't old enough!
Work
What I get this is a different kind of mushroom well I have to put on my hotbar again
I'm only getting four dude
You got a hold of
Let's go, man.
Yuck!
We need a freakin' key, man.
Ever since that immortal prisoner arrived, everything's gone a-puddin'.
I don't know.
It's a spare key or a real signet.
And it wasn't a banality in the wall, stash.
So, what was in the stash?
None, yeah.
The king's signet.
magnet. Oh, very fancy. An inquisitor's medallion. Could be useful. And a rusty key. That's what
we need to open a door. Grab the lock. Alright, score, man. Try to look natural. We don't
want to draw any unwanted attention. Between a skipped convict and a floating skull, you'll
He's not bloating by the way.
Here's Hoppin.
where's the tunnel we're in it well inside the walls just need to head down from crown hill
do you mind if i put you in my bag oh it's a bit humiliating but you're right a jumping skull
might draw some unwanted attention. Disappears. I can't pick that. We gotta get our campfire
Both
Hmm looks like they were defending themselves from something
Maybe done dead although everything looks safe enough now
So who so what so grab an axe clear the path
I got it
All right you stupid barricade game on but first oh good
Good to see you dispatch such a formidable foe
Oh
I'm free
I'm free
deserted where'd we even go we better not follow this street the gate leads to
the palace and you know what the palace means right now what guards my friend
oh you're right we want to avoid any guards he's a little scowlington man
skull no secret boys don't check the
in-room courtyard dude I already checked
it for you
what happened here where is everybody no
idea the place doesn't look like I'll
remember it we ought to get those the
fairy told me I ruined everything
Don't worry. Looks like things went south while you were busy swinging in chains.
Right.
Anyway, we need to find somewhere quiet and safe to lay low.
It's quiet here.
But it definitely...
Agreed.
There ain't no one here, dude.
Get a grip.
whip I think that's a Zambi I can't get past hey mister hey what did you
You understand anything he said Larry?
Not sure.
He might have said, go left, then down.
Or it could have been something about your mother.
Maybe be so rude.
This place looks long abandoned, Larry.
By the way, I never had a chance to ask your name.
I'm the keeper, baby.
All my memories feel like bad dreams.
Fairy called me keeper. That's a good name. I like it. Okay. Keeper. Let's move
Know what the bridge is blocked and it's getting dark. That's how you do not build in with the massive door
That's like the worst building here dude get a fucking grip
Whoa, this is a pretty nice place.
Yeah, we even have a bed here.
And some cheese.
Well, must be good cheese if they're even eating it in bed.
Let's start a fire. There's already a hole in the roof for the smoke.
No, no, we better keep a low profile.
At least until we know more, eat your cheese and go to bed.
Oh, thank God. You can trust your Skaal friend.
I just hope nothing falls on me through that hole while I'm sleeping.
Move the bed.
Sleep.
Hey, Larry. Are you sleeping?
I can't. It's part of being a Skaal.
Yeah, Saj. At first it was so unbelievable. But now...
Hey, I'm had a chance to ask. How did you end up in the Inquisitor's dungeon?
Well, it all started in a place far, far away.
It was my usual Friday. In my usual world.
Someone special was waiting for me at home after-
Wait, he got isochide!
Hehehehe
Sometimes your routine and your chores slowly weigh you down
Let's gooooo, dude
But even in the everyday world
There's a place for loving
And feeling loved
Even when you know someone is already a little nervous
Dude, he actually gets run over, dude
Then the darkness came
The man with the red eye was waiting for me, talking about a new chapter in my life.
He made a clone of me, and split me in two.
Evil Keeper.
And I found myself at the Inquisitor's headquarters.
They accused me of witchcraft, and locked me in a dungeon.
Okay.
you know the rest the sad part is I couldn't die there and it was still very
painful so maybe I lost some part of my mind don't be scared you're with Larry
now wait Larry sleep Larry was the name of the guy who sold us the groceries
Dude
Do you hear that bell? Yeah very good
Someone's on the roof
So
Are you okay?
Who are you?
Never mind run with what's happening?
Now it's on to explain. Follow me if you want to live.
Great.
Kappa, I'm going outside.
Something.
Maaaan!
You've got to demolish the air-tanks. Hurry!
Why me? What were we going to do without me?
Dude, they're punched on the walls.
Clash!
How did you even get to this part of the town?
Well, I was just wandering around, you know.
Just like that.
A guy who sleeps in the most dangerous part of the town.
You're something else, you know.
What's your name?
Um, it's Keeper.
You can call me Keeper.
Anyway, we need to hurry for the last bit.
Make sure the zombies don't catch you.
The who?
Oh, they shambled and all we gotta do is walk at a moderately quick pace
Who the hell are you I found him in the infected part of town here
Do you actually just read me out was wandering around the Inquisity District completely lost he calls himself caper a
A looter. You know that's forbidden, right?
I'm not a...
Let me see what's in your bag.
An ugly skull, a royal signet, and an Inquisitor's medallion.
Or just a moment.
I'm here... to save the...
Don't tell me you're an Inquisitor, because that's a familiar tale.
Sir, a new wave of zombies is approaching!
You're not a zombie.
Maybe you actually are an inquisitor either way you can hold a weapon. That's all that matters right now
You haven't got armor and a sword though. Go get them from the workshop
Do I have time bro
Hello I need armor and a sword sure
I just dish it out whoever comes in here.
Uh...
Please, got Machina.
Look for you! I invented these conveyor belts!
Oh.
I can get resources to the workbench in no time!
Now, with a semi-automatic workbench, your armor will be ready in a snap!
Iron.
I mean, it's kinda slow, but...
Yippee!
Impressive, right?
Absolutely.
I finally have enough time to get over my midlife crisis.
Sick bird.
Yeah, don't mind if I do, fella.
Okay.
Wait, but thanks for 6-7, dude. Oh my god.
Lol.
Okay, okay.
Ready, guys?
Let's go.
Come forth!
The living dead come!
I'm on a stamp!
Back up Billy!
Oh, guys!
Fall back! I heard of your plight! And I've come to thank with all thy foes!
Way a real inquisitor.
It took me three days and three nights to get here. I've bought a mart since. But now, I'm ready to be your saviour!
Die you filthy abominations!
Hey! Wait! My ticket's a fair! Help! That was anti-climactic. At least he bought us some time. Let's go for the gates.
If we're gonna ditch these guys, what the fuck? Dammit! Those village idiots blocked the gates again!
hey villagers open up no can do the village chief says no no since when does
he have more authority than me open up maybe we should open it why I think
those guys need our help yeah they're fine looks like we're all gonna be eaten
even my bones are about to get gnawed over and maybe show him your fancy
medallion
What what's an inquisitor doing with you lot?
You're here to save us right? You know to help us and restore the inquisition in the Citadel
For I have the king's signet wow
Yes, all the money stuff must be an inquisitor
move move
Close the gate
Well, we nearly died.
You know what?
You can stay here.
But you're definitely not allowed to enter the village without permission.
Okay.
As you wish.
I'll have a few words with your boss tomorrow.
Oh no!
Fucking yokels.
All my favorite equipment's in there.
I've been saving it up for ages.
I wish there was something we could do about it, my friend.
We need to save it!
Fight them back!
Sure, you bet.
But for now, I need you to check all our supplies.
We need rest.
Meet you all at the guard tower.
Sir, yes, sir.
As for you, I know you're not an Inquisitor.
What?
That's slander.
But I honestly don't care.
Even an imposter may be of use right now.
We need to bury the fallen on this side of the gate.
Since you call yourself a keeper, you do it.
Fine.
I'll figure something out.
There's an abandoned Inquisitor base to the west.
So, as an Inquisitor, I have rights to the place.
Right?
Whatever.
Sure.
I guess you do.
Find a place for a graveyard there.
That's the name of the game
Why don't we just burn him dude?
I bet this place looks like shit
Is that my base? No.
Can't think of a better place for a graveyard.
It's the closest thing to a holy place we're gonna find. There's even a spot for a cozy little maul.
Sounds like an easy job to me.
Let's move and check out our new property.
Make a joke. No.
fine who knows maybe it comes with a complimentary skeleton for you
oh hilarious you're on fire
the joke wasn't good
I'm miming. I need three something.
I'm too weak.
Yep, just got some red stuff.
Looking forward to that.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
Rockbreaker 1, dude, whoa.
Lumberjack 1. You're killing it!
After all we're supposed to do. I think we're supposed to go to the magnifying glass.
You're killing it!
Wow.
Yeah, but what if I hit this rock real quick?
What if I own myself right now and I can't continue the tutorial?
Insanity goes up when you do shady stuff goes down with firewater or a good sleep
Okay
You should go to bed I
Heard you leaving types kind of need sleep and put me on the box by the bed
I don't like being stuck in a dark sack
I've got a feeling this skull isn't actually talking boys.
I got food.
Yoyk.
Uh, okay.
For zero this, you'll receive one that's filling the bar.
Can we spend it on perks?
Uh, looks like an ammo question mark.
Yep, I'm learning.
I'm gonna eat all these berries. I got bread, holy.
I think this needs to be crea-
sleep good I think I wasted food I believe that's our cue I'll wait for you by the
morgue like new technologies in the tech trade is cost of people blabber
but some skills are hidden require a certain reputation I got eight red dude
woodworking workbench
Yeah, I'm gonna get that swag swag I need firewater now
I can't have a shovel dude timber stockpile saw horse workbench okay we need nails which
Which I do not have.
Hey, it's my donkey, do you?
I'm a respectable distinguished magical animal, and what do they ask of me?
Carried dead bodies.
This world has no sense of justice.
You do have quite an advanced vocabulary for a donkey.
Oh, I think I'm having a deja vu.
What were you saying about justice?
Never mind that. I'm actually happy doing any work at all.
It's way better than becoming lunch meat, speaking of which, I brought you a dead body.
It needs to be buried.
Okay.
Okay, grab the body and follow me.
My God, he's been broken in.
So, this is the morgue?
How do you know?
While you were sleeping, I stretched my bones a bit.
Now put the body on the autopsy table.
After autopsy then? So what now?
No idea.
Since everybody is starving, maybe we should cut the piece off and sell it?
Oh, are you crazy? How'd you even come up with this stuff?
A much better plan would be taking everything from his pockets.
Extract and replace organs to change the body's skulls.
Advance organs in higher skulls, then you can fill the progress bar enough to extract
the organ and avoid surgeon's error.
It's better to have more light skulls and fewer red skulls.
Take the fat.
I mean, he looks fine, I'm sure at some point we'll figure out the whole autopsy thing.
Oh look, there's actually a book on precisely that.
Okay, take the body and follow me.
I'm not done.
I got some fat.
Yippee!
Yippie!
Right here you dope.
Aw, shit.
chest located. Here's the blueprint, I know that. Put the corpse in the grave, bury it,
Mark it with a sign later you can unlock better headstones.
Cool.
Wait there champ.
Uh, equipped D'Chevla.
Eat the fat from the corpse.
Eat the, no I don't eat the cheese.
Okay, we got like, we got like predetermined spots.
Brother shit would dig in a hole.
I like, I get it's a video game, but man, dig in a hole and bring it in.
This shit's gotta be tired.
Not that I would have never done.
Now, put the sign on the grave.
It's not much, uh, whatever.
Errrm.
Ow.
Decoration.
Errrm.
What?
This is an Ina hammer it was a quits you dope
Good job now we can go and show this certificate to the head of the guards
It's
Question which characters are important for the quest some quest of various stages always be the information
Very certificate figure out of something the fairy
Boom
I can't throw it on the thing.
I'm coming, Captain Guard.
right though thanks for burying the dead why don't we had a friendly chat with
the head of the village he also owns the village tavern you can find him there he
goes in for fairy tales and mumbo jumbo but he'll pay good money for every
burial from now on you said fairy do you think you know how to summon one someone
What a fairy told me to summer so I can save the world
Yeah, that sounds like his sort of thing
I'd say you two weirdos kind of speak the same language
Ask good news
You had to hear it especially considering how bad things are right now
There's too few people left just a handful of guards and a company of mercenary swordsmen
Morales really low
No, I don't want to cheer him up. Dude. He's a cop
And the graveyard keeper maybe a better-looking graveyard would boost the morale of the poor souls around here
You're actually serious, aren't you?
Since like we're all gonna end up there soon. What the sod the lads might actually appreciate the irony
Sure spruce up the graveyard and I'll owe you a favor deal
Okay, don't tell me what to do there.
We don't have much.
We need everything.
Is this...
That's not the tavern, guys.
No chopping!
I see you've got an axe, and a shovel, and a pickaxe.
Very well equipped.
But don't even think about using them here.
for bedding. Okay. Wasn't gonna do that, but whatever.
Goodbye conveyor belt man. Cheer up.
Ah, the man of the hour. I'm glad someone finally took up the burial business. I'll be buying those burial certificates from you.
It's kind of an old tradition. Though funny enough, we've never had a graveyard before.
Great. I heard you know a lot about fairies. I've got a fairy related question for you.
Oh, then you need Julie.
Wait a sec.
Who's asking for me?
Weren't we just talking?
Not that I recall.
State your business.
I need to submit a fairy.
Do you know what I should do?
Of course I know.
In matters of nature, my knowledge is complete.
complete so would you be so kind as to tell me certainly not do I you anywhere
another smock from the hill I'm the graveyard keeper and part-time
inquisitor you good you townsfolk always need something the British they're so
charming giving more the village and maybe adjust maybe one day I'll share
my secrets just tell me how I can help how nearly everything is bad nice
microphone right there could you be a little more specific you know what I
don't have time for this go ask January us
so how did your conversation with the head of the village go it didn't go
great sorry to hear that right listen Zen right thanks for something can you
tell me how I can help the village hmm it seems our main problem is the lack of
food and plywood tell them to get a job I actually have some spell under my place
like the plants have been there that's jolly good you should talk to the
merchant about the food supplies he might have some seeds for you as well
Okay, I will oh
Oh, oh god, I've won I've won silver
And yeah, man, yeah, man, man, this gives me one silver to
Maximum thumbs up you can get from this vendor this week
I'm gonna get a berry poi boss
Boboosh!
Pressure dynamic, the more merchandise less prices.
Stock refreshes over time.
Earned thumbs up by trading special goods, got it.
Plus rip.
This guy bought my berry pie, plus rip.
Miles soon it was like a waypoint
Well fuck you guys I'm gonna go dig a hole
Bram-bram-bram, I just tried to hover over here like it was my project Zomboid
But this is graveyard keeper to you tiny build for sponsoring this this stream
the
digital as well as the first period people have 10 million players
as a lot of players
I like the way this looks.
I'm just going to pick some weeds.
Okay, quest.
merchants. I came here early. GF and I played the first one for hours on the steam deck
in bed. Was it multiplayer?
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Parallel played, like losers. That's not
loser behavior. That's adult behavior.
What kind of merchants are you? No materials, no tools. How can we fight to
Get my workshop back.
I guess you could try finding stuff at the port.
The twins have a boat.
You could get there that way.
OK, I'll go talk to them.
Goodbye conveyor belt man again.
Greetings.
I've never seen you before.
I'm a new graveyard keeper.
From the hill.
Very interesting.
Always good to see a new face. Good for business.
Speaking of business, hey, do you have any problems with the food supply?
Oh, we're short on everything. Not much land to grow food. No wood cutting either.
Fabulous, though.
Food to Julie's spiritual beliefs.
Well, I do have plenty of land to farm and trees to cut on the hill.
Oh, that's just marvellous. I gladly accept some samples.
Wait, like for free?
Of course! Goodwill is the essence of business.
What?
Hey then, I just need some seeds.
I'd be glad to sell you some.
Wait.
That sounds a little unfair.
I'm not proud of it, but I've got to make ends meet somehow.
Is there any other way I can help you with provisions?
It would be nice if I sold you a fishing rod.
Then I could buy fish from you.
You need three samples of the fish?
That's a great idea.
Except the twins top my fishing rod come to think of it. They were supposed to get back a whole week ago
Could you go check on them? They live on the other side of the river
Scrap wheat seed
I will boy all of them
Bobo
I didn't do it.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
Oh, these guys.
I don't get what he wants.
I need your boat.
I'm sorry the boat sank. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. How?
It's your fault. I told you to row. I was busy steering.
I was steering. That's right. You thought you were steering
and that's why this is your fault. You know what?
Oh, we're not brothers anymore. Have free. No
Don't say that bro. Why are you figuring out your relationship issues? Could you give me a fishing rod?
Maybe Jeffrey knows where it is. He's a smart one. Where did he go?
Down the road, right
Oh
My god dig this guy out. Yeah, all right nevermind. I'm not gonna do that
I found them
I'm going to sleep.
Aye.
Your brother told me you know where the fishing rod is.
Oh yeah, the roddy.
It's somewhere.
But I can't remember too much stress.
How is he?
How is...
How's Heffrey getting by without me?
you only just left whatever he misses you he wants to be his brother again we
both just too nervous it's all an account of pottery pottery we sank the boat
with some pottery meant for her okay I can make pottery for you and you can go
find that fishing rod I'll go to him we'll be waiting for the pottery
Why don't you just swim and go get it, bro?
Get a freaking whip.
Brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr brr
Where do we make it?
This is a grindstone.
Can you play with a controller?
Yeah, I think so.
I assume so.
It's raining, bro.
Am I getting credit toward the bridge building thing just by walking over them?
Cross where you were forbidden, cross every bridge, yeah.
Yeah, I walk on bridges. I'm a bridge walker.
Shotcaller.
20 inch feet on the impala.
This is making my graveyard look so ugly. Can we believe it?
Yippee!
Well, I gotta go to sleep.
Excuse me.
I was busy saving the world, which includes you, by the way.
Oh, very noble of you.
All right, I'll tell you what I found.
Maybe I'll even help you save the world.
This looks like the perfect spot for your crafting.
I'm a crafters.
First, remind me.
I always wanted to work somewhere outdoors with him.
There used to be a garden here.
Don't ask why inquisitors needed one.
What's over there?
Across the broken bridge to the left.
Hell.
Looks like they grew grapes there.
Probably for wine.
A glass of wine really helps during an execution, you know?
Okay.
Wanna pick these berries though, bitch.
Boo!
I
Yes
Yield saw horse
I'm going insane I want some boards
Cut in the recipe, you know what the corresponding workbench requires?
The grains, the map, just everything you need to craft it.
The workbench is automatically crafted over time using fuel.
I got him.
Uh, oh, I think I know.
Okay.
I'm gonna put it in the stock pile.
that makes sense that makes sense though
I don't know what the short logs are for who knows let's take a nap let's say a
cheeky little midday nap on shoe sleeping don't go to sleep
What?
Holy!
Jack!
It's night and you're in my house.
So, I have this plan.
It's genius.
There was a stronghold at the port.
Some people might remain there.
I hope the brothers would help me get there, but their boat sank.
Wasn't this the merchants' plan?
How are you discussing it?
Who cares who came up with it?
All right.
I need a boat and you owe me.
What?
What are you all you for?
The armor?
I gave you some great armor!
It was rusty.
I thought it was free.
don't worry I'll build the boat myself that's a piece of cake for a professional
like me I just need the materials
oh will you help me just gonna use one on sure just let me get some sleep first
great is a list I'll wait for you in the village on the beach across the bridge
Well, better aim a friend than an enemy. Anyway, we seriously need a lock on that door.
So freaking true, Bestie. I don't want to sleep now. Great. They got ruined my freaking
sleep. What? How come I can't do it?
I got the planks.
Excuse me.
Am I dumb?
Oh we do it from the thing.
Yeah.
Buy new techs in tech tree, right?
Bam.
Bam bam bam bam bam.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Boo.
Oh, let's do the wood first. Wood wedge and firewood.
Swag.
It's flippin' choppin' time.
One tap that beat.
Oh, yeah.
Now we're freaking talking, dude.
I can't get rid of the stumps bad
Yep, it ain't much but
It's an honest living that much is for certain
Yep.
It's gotta be lifting logs like they ain't nothing, dude.
Next we dequeue, then we craft.
There's gotta be a fast way to do that.
Just not shift or control.
Yeah, whatever.
Yeah, I'm planked up right now, dude.
Unlock the stone mason bench.
Oi.
What?
Oh.
Guys, the board's different than the plank.
I need one more nail, dude.
I think we're getting them from these.
Oh, I did.
Barrels have nails, boys.
Fighter 1.
Let's build it!
Build it!
Am I powerful enough though?
There's gotta be a faster way to do this.
Any Graveyard Keeper 1 players, they say that 10 million people played that game, so surely
one of you.
Click on the plus.
Huh.
Look at that.
a wicked smat. Eat some cheese. I'm a carpenter, Bainy. Uh, now eat the berry pie. And then
some bread. I'm thoroughly planked up right now. I wonder... it seems like we can only
building up over here so I want to move this
okay rotate it don't think so it's free stumps of the way this is a chest to
What?
Who put that water in my chest? That is not what goes in there.
Yep, give me that.
You know, we probably should have put our stuff on the other side.
What can you tweaking do?
It's chopping time.
What we really need is stone.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
It's go time.
I'm too weak to hit that stone.
I'm a weak little pusher.
I go turkey, cheese, mayonnaise, mustard.
I like Graveyard Keeper too!
Same.
I'm too weak in Pathetic to finish this job.
Eat the berries.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
If only I wasn't so pathetic
Babe
I saw a shrine over here
Dear God
Who art in heaven, how l'd be thy name
Thy kingdom come
Bless this hammer
I can't eat those.
What good are they, dude?
Boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Tech tree.
Tool rack.
Don't care.
Dresser with mirror.
Don't care.
Pottery.
Unlock.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
Required extension tool rack.
This one I thought I was out
They pull me back in
Whoa
I need a new chest because I obliterated the last one.
Where is the chest where is the chest I found it right here.
Oh man
Well
It's it's like just bear the stupid fucking stomp man I could hurt it
Swag
Bo, Bo, Bo.
Uh, let's see here.
I wonder if I need these things in my inventory to use.
Because I'm tired of carrying this junk around.
I got a firefly.
What if we were like fireflies in the night sky?
Shoebie do-wop.
Shoebie do-wop!
Shining like shooting stars.
Ba-ba-babe!
Now you might be thinking this is psychotic.
It is.
Don't get it twisted.
What's good to do right here?
I hate these stumps, man.
Yeah, I got a freaking level up my freaking this thing.
Dig a dry brush out, can't do that.
We gotta go pick some fuck, there's some freaking berries.
Junk Fighter 2.
The games say, Go Pick Berry, but me, Junk Scavenger.
So how is
Fresh air hard work, I kind of enjoy it good
I took a risk and snooped around the base
Surprisingly, there's notes scattered all over the place a lot of them. No idea who wrote them or why what kind of notes?
Anything useful mostly words
Emotions stuff like that. I read them so you wouldn't have to that's what I
learned about the last days before the apocalypse. It all started about eight
years ago. They'd been having trouble with their dead lawn before that. Something
about betraying their gods twice. But that's not important.
Everything really went downhill after a strange man who couldn't die appeared.
That's me.
No!
Ow.
then the zombie transformations just stopped but they were already too many
undead now people fear every dead body yet somehow they've learned to live in
this mess very interesting that's all you had to say man come on bro
I think this is the days of the week.
I'm freaking out, there's only six!
Hmm, interesting.
Alright, man.
This guy went through all the effort to animate a cutscene for you, dude.
That's all you could do.
Hmm.
Get rid of them bushes now!
I can't pick the flower.
They call him the Bush Slayer.
Where do you guys think this hole goes?
Giga hell. Oh no. We don't like the...
Fresh air. Hard work.
B.
Is there a diamond? I don't think there's a diamond.
Thank you very much.
Can I get an IRL scuba?
Add mastery, one.
Like that.
It doesn't... report... reports are indicating you do not like my scuba.
Don't like that.
I wonder if we can craft from chess.
Let's see if Graveyard Keeper 2 got it right, dude.
Because I'm thinking of another game right now where you cannot craft from chess for
some reason.
What up with that?
Bam bam bam bam bam.
Kill the stump.
See bros, is it possible?
Whoa, dude.
That's crazy, how do they figure that out?
How do they figure that out?
Actually don't know.
This game's chill, aw hell.
Can you imagine when this place wouldn't look like a piece of shit after you clear all the
bushes?
Yes, you're that I hope not
Remember that first time chatting yesterday who said that I was I looked very Chinese. No, they said are you Chinese?
What's my Chinese meter today?
9?
Cool.
Anyway, thank you TinyBuilt for sponsoring this one hour of the highly, highly suggested
Moon Moon show, dude.
Thank you so much.
This is your favorite Chinese broadcaster signing out.
looks good. I like a good job simulator. TBH. Never played the first one. Chat seems to
like it so I can't really compare the two unfortunately but we can do it seems
like according to chat messages the intro is kind of the same but I think if
from one of the story I picked up seems like my my character is just insane
and the skull doesn't exist and he's this guy is collecting information this
goal for us but actually it's just information that we already had in our
subconscious but but by anyway we're insane from the description in the steam
store it said that your goal was to raise an undead army so yeah spoilers
I didn't do that at all, but I mean I assume you get there pretty quick
Yeah swag we cleared two parts of the yard dude
What if you are the bad guy wait we already know where the bag eggs the fairy told us for the bad guy
You made zombie slaves in the first one. Yeah, you do that in this one too according to the steam page
swag money swag money millionaire
Well, it's good good
It's gonna get a project Pat going on
Break the law 2001
you
you
Whoa!
Project Pat approved!
Wahoo!
Everybody's blasting this shit up max volume in his pickup truck with the windows down.
I haven't been listening to music in the car.
Oh, Graveyard Keeper 2 on the front page of Steam!
It looks like you can buy Graveyard Keeper 1 and 2 for 3.19, am I saying this right?
Yo, and two bundles cheaper.
It's like 2318?
How much does the bundle cost?
20 bucks.
Heroes!
I'm sorry.
You can't help it dude, it's okay.
I'll let the Luger speak dude major lag next result.
Break the law we playing.
I got some worries about the Valheim.
Like what?
Countless eons ago, in the first day of your kinship,
Odin united the worlds by the strength of his arm, and the secret knowledge for which
he had given his eye.
He waged a great war against his foes.
Shut up.
He's old.
Um.
My worry right now is that there were like five skeletons around the portal we walked
through last night. And I don't want to go back. Aren't you playing
WoW forever like a real boomer? Look, I'm an MMO enjoyer. You guys know this.
However, I cannot imagine a larger waste of time than the beta right now. I'm just
going to wait for that shit to come out.
It's fun though. Well, you have fun playing WoW at level 20, which is the cap, until
they're raised to 30 for a month and a half or whatever, and then you can start over and
get back to that level again. I will do it one time.
Is it map time? No, I'm not giving up on no map. Yeah. Like I said, hey, you're invincible
until your screen appears. Okay, but like, what if it's like, what if I'm like completely
fucking surrounded and I can't move. You know what I mean?
I don't know.
Like if I go through this portal and I'm fucking die, I'm gonna be so upset.
If I like literally cannot do anything.
You did that to yourself?
I had to leave!
I shook it out of my boat.
I think what we're gonna do, well first I'm gonna get up and go piss, but I'm gonna come
back and we're gonna we're gonna make a wall and let some time pass before we
go back to the portal. See the thing is I don't know...
I'm not one million percent like I'm pretty sure nothing happens in chunks
that like I'm not like I don't have loaded so it's possible that passing the
This time we'll literally do fucking nothing.
But we do need the wall, so...
I'm just gonna delay the inevitable.
They hit objects like workbench and portal if unguarded, so I've got the portal to break.
Okay, see, that's where you're wrong, though.
This is the board.
It's- it still works.
And honestly, you know what?
All of these portals lead to an unguarded portal in the middle of a biome where it should be broken by that logic, but they have existed indefinitely.
So, yeah.
Rip the bayonet off.
Like, I'm heavily considering resailing up there, just so that I can avoid getting gibbed.
The mobs will not be spawned, you are fine.
You don't know!
You don't know!
In fact, you're probably just saying that without any proof.
You truly have no idea.
Time to break these houses.
The Chatter does know because he's trying to kill you.
Obviously.
A doi.
Oh man.
I'll just make a new one actually.
I'm gonna go through it anyway.
This is probably Elibis.
I hate chicken!
Alright, so here's what we're going to do.
We're going to raise the ground.
And then we're going to put the walls.
I go turkey cheese
mayonnaise
Maybe we should have just done two.
Bro.
This shit going, this shit going to take a long ass time man, I'm not going to have
I have the stone for those actually, now that I think about it.
Gather more then.
They're not my dad.
I mean it looks neat.
We're doing some stalling.
Let me explain the situation right now, okay?
The portal that I'm at right now that I need to go through is probably being camped by
many deadly creatures.
So I'm trying to spend a little bit of time like sleeping or whatever in order to hopefully
kind of like reset their position.
Realistically it's not going to do that.
We will see, we will see.
I'm basically a coward.
why
Bobo's
of
course we know they're blocking work that
I mean, this isn't as high as the other part.
of
it's only two of
I got a feeling this ain't doing shit.
I mean, we're going to put the wooden Halisate wall down, but...
Go away.
No way.
No way.
What?
That's what he thinks of your wall.
I think he's gonna walk over to my workbench and punch it.
okay
You can't get up here.
This is my own personal safe haven.
Stop hitting that.
Yeah, we can go down a little bit here.
meow meow
Why a wall over a trench?
Walls have more swag. Hope this helps. I definitely do not have that too
Actually, we might
Meow meow meow meow meow
How come that first time fatter said raid me please?
I don't know you bitch.
I fucking know you.
What a fuck.
First message.
Blue sir.
Hehehehe.
–laughs–
why not wall and trench?
I don't want to spend a lot of time doing this, if I'm being honest...
He's stalling. Every time that you type stalling, I have been informed that doctors seem to
think it increases your chance of brain cancer by 1% so proceed with caution.
Stop using arrows on these guys, you-
GO!
Uh...
Oh, we can put it there, nice.
Now, is this the best wall?
Nay.
Whatever, though.
Hey, we're almost halfway done.
of
And I think we got some still laying down the ground back there.
I wish this was a bit more precise, but I guess I can do this.
Whatever.
We love walls.
money wall gang. We love making walls.
Yeah, that's fine.
What a thunder, please?
Always a blighter, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, dude.
of
Blblblblbl
You know what I mean?
Fuck it.
Hey, we'll figure that out later, man.
We'll figure that out later.
Yep, and maybe we make that a little taller actually.
What's up?
You want to come in?
Epic air dodge.
of
I fucked up.
Whatever dude.
Of course, there's a pre-stump in my path.
Oh, I can't even jump it dude, it's so powerful.
This is the greatest wall that's ever been constructed.
No one's ever done it like this before.
Just look.
Oh.
No!
Yep.
Fine
What are you doing here? No, you didn't see me
and
I'll tell you, or I will get angry.
Yuckie!
My cocksign!
and
We don't have to level up
Are you kind of leveled
Okay.
We ain't got to do it there.
My hoe broke.
was too short yeah we're gonna I'm gonna make a little bit taller I think worry
not. That should be easier than... what just happened.
well whatever what can you do good enough
Are you here?
In my sacred land.
And someone explain what he's planning right now?
I'm just making a wall.
I raised the ground, now I'm going to put some Palisades.
I feel like this side stall is not fair.
Yeah, I don't know, boys.
And I'm running out of rocks here.
Rocks in my chest.
What's wrong, B? Can't get in?
Ha ha ha ha!
Noob!
Oh, I got 32 rocks left.
And that's it.
That's it, man.
You can get more?
Hey, get off of there.
Wait, they got more rocks I can get in this game?
I thought that was all of the rocks.
What?
Hmm.
I got three left.
It takes two to raise one cycle.
Turtle Cheese Mayo Mustard Guy,
Turkey Cheese Mayo Mustard Guy got unsuspended.
So you're saying there's a God.
I go turkey.
Cheese.
Mayo.
Mustap!
Should the pull-up ease start one man spamming again, though?
Is even in the chat?
I need some rocks in my socks.
Okay so, I think it is worth it to hit these little nodes right here.
Well, my funny learn is that it's more fun to play with friends.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
That's a decent amount of stone, actually.
What about this little bad boy?
I'm having fun.
Am I allowed to have fun?
Still piss stacking?
Yeah, I just wanted to do this before I forget the vision.
Yeah, I'm piss stacking right now, I'm god.
I'm god.
There are acox that's for sub-ins as at-moon-moon jinks lol salami hand putacock, thank you.
Don't you worry about that
Jersey Mike's on the crosshair today?
No, I had some ramen guys.
Eat a daki masu.
Have diarrhea, any advice?
I'm gonna give you the Twitch chat advice.
There, eat some more fiber!
What the Hamburg?
Like it grows on businesses.
It don't.
Give a hundred.
That shouldn't be enough.
I'm more on my wall.
Actually, I don't think it is.
I mean, that is surely high enough.
This is not it.
Yep.
Yep.
Alright.
Um...
Hey, we could probably make this side taller, but I just don't care enough to continue.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...
Dig a trench on the outside of the wall.
I gotta put the Palisades up, dude.
How can I not carry this?
I have the power of the Gimp Mask.
of
the
the
the
well
Looks good, bros.
Superb even.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
It's like partially in the ground here.
I don't think it matters too much.
I just want the wall.
I'm about to run out of wood though.
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
That was a hundred and fifty what right there by the way
I got this every bag was like
Yes below
Yes, Horseshoe, I 100% agree that Horseshoe is more bald than shaved.
We've got lots of videos on how horseshoe is more bald than shaved.
What's the Hare Island situation?
What is the Hare Island?
So I can discuss how the situation is.
What is Hare Island?
That's a mean, mean reference.
Is Hare Island, and I don't actually know the answer, but is, is Hare Island this part
when you go bald here, which I've done, but you still have a little bit at the front?
Yes, that's what it is.
I didn't know that's pretty much gone, man, to be honest with you.
And it happened fast.
There was never really a moment where
Hare Island was relevant.
It does grow a little stronger up at the front,
but not by much.
the
the
of
of
The crowd goes wild.
of
why would you risk 50 hours of gameplay that's what I'm saying I feel like we
should sail.
of
Wow, I got 61, thank you.
It's not gonna be full when I make the nails, dude.
Can I hide 20 resin and 30 vinewood?
We're the hide-as.
We're the hide, were the hide, were the hide-as.
Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me.
What?
What?
Question is...
Can I remember...
Which way to go?
to
mhm mhm
of
them
It's cultivating time.
Cultivation complete.
What do I have on the shield?
And then the bone's going here.
And then I get the buff.
I'm gonna wash it down Friday and my wife wants to meet you, if you know what I mean, hit me up.
Pass.
That would lead expert 7.
It would be really nice if I could just go through that portal though if I'm being honest.
Do we take a peek though?
Are you so terrified?
I should be.
Let's freaking do it dude.
This is important knowledge gathering.
No way.
Well, goodbye, portal.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
of
I kind of got to get those portal supplies.
Oh, the slime's still down there.
The drawc- oh yeah, they're still down there.
I did get poisoned, I just have the poison resistance.
Mama Mia dude.
Nice dragon horde, thanks.
I'd like to kill this thing, but I don't know if I can.
How much to make my arrow go straight?
There we go, wait, wait, here's not a gun.
You're pushing a charge.
Oh, geez.
I might have enough arrows to kill these guys, but he's kinda walking away.
Oh man.
Like I have to kill these guys.
If she was I don't really have any order room, so.
of
I think that's a spawner over there.
We're gonna fuck them once we get those portal supplies.
Of course he's just right on it.
We're in freaking camps.
Oh shit, man.
Wasting arrows?
I'm using the non-plane arrows for that.
insane dude
Well, let's plan our turnips, dude one lawdix for seven
How's the game so far? I like it.
I like battlehide.
Let me see here.
I got the wood for a chest, mate.
Let's put our boat supplies here.
Also...
We need to figure out like a way out of this base if we need to get out.
I guess we can just jump up along the wall, but...
Otherwise this is a coffin.
all right, we're running out of the good shit, dude.
You don't feel wretched anymore.
Oh, that was extremely tense.
Boris the unit, or something.
Boris Gold.
I just don't know, like, the best way to, like, fortify that place, you know what I mean?
And what I think I can think of is, like, raising a tiny little island.
That's literally all I could think of.
And ideally it would be tall enough for me to be able to, like, kill those guys without
and having to engage them.
Buildin' on a tree?
Yeah, we can do that. Whatever the case we need, would.
Would please.
How do you get up here?
I should find one of them, the girthy trees.
That was scary.
I thought for sure I was dead.
The monsters pushing each other forward, they hit me, dude.
That's fucking bullshit.
Am I getting stuck in the water? I didn't even see...
The little...
Piece of dock that I was colliding with. I was wondering why I couldn't move forward.
We're the we're the big triad.
Or the tree where the tree where the tree at?
What?
Is this oblivion music?
No.
It sounds nothing like it.
Fake fan.
If you're good to fall, eh?
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well.
Too good to follow, they.
I think four sex is probably what we need
to make something of it.
just to be safe
oh my Jesus
Okay, we can't hold four sacks
Good enough
We can do keep it stepping bitch you ain't got a vertical leap like me
So tree base on
Hey!
We gotta find out how they're getting in.
Can you have multiple potions active?
Yes.
Yep, that's fire.
Alright, let's bob the builder, shall we?
of
the
of
death
of
Well, let's see what we can do, shall we?
I guess it's a little too steep.
go away. The street's not fucking...
You son of a bitch!
Ow!
What kind of weapon you got? Looks like an axe.
That is a bug.
That guy almost assassinated my ass.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I think we're running out of a...
Oh, we're good.
Gonna be a little unsafe to walk on, for sure.
stop now
even hitting a chump
I hope I'm tall enough, I feel like I'm tall enough, I feel like I'm tall enough.
We can keep going up to be extra safe too.
of
the
death
of
the
Oh
No, maybe now put some beams on this bitch you may run a beam all the way to the bottom
Oh yeah, yeah, I have any core lead
horizontal out of tree
We don't really have much forward, huh?
How much is a Corwood beam?
Isn't that two?
Yeah.
That should be fine, honestly.
I can't believe that skeleton arrow did sixty something damage to me.
of
right having things for seven ninety four months
mama mia this is stressful
Are you sleep on gold?
The gold sleeps on me.
up blanket.
Alright, we got some boys down there.
All strong men.
Many men.
death upon me. I know you only hit my boat, bitch.
of
that is a
a no idea that's all right
Haha, no.
Who's Splish Splashing down there, bros?
Splish Splashing I'm taking a bath.
well straight to the water I suppose
I can't reach it many men
Yeah, that ain't gonna work.
i gotta start from the ground
i don't want to get in the water
uh...
good enough?
hmm I can't fucking see you man
man I do not think that works
Use beams to frame it to the pole.
Like this.
of
its pointing to the side of one high man one
I'm sorry.
Got it so dark.
You are wet.
Kick a field goal through that thing.
Yeah, I don't know if the sideways beams are doing the thing.
How them turnip do them?
What happened to the rest of my turnip?
I'm human I knew you were human man I can't one man spam
Thank you.
I go turkey, cheese,
mayonnaise,
mustard,
swamp.
Swap.
Well, whoever made this is a moron. Wouldn't you say?
Moran.
Hey, it's blue now.
Wow! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
It's gonna stick to the floor though.
Over the classic A-frame here? They're not blue! What has happened?
Well, was it merely a trick of the life?
Amen. Wish death upon me.
Well, that's not gonna work.
It's like slightly too long. What's a lad to do here in this situation?
Yeah, whatever, it don't matter.
Okay, it's not too long.
Nice.
I mean, this breaks if I put there.
I don't know what to do, did we just shorten it?
I truly do not know how to stabilize this.
I think that'll be perfect or even pretty.
I'm surrounded boss they've got guns
I
Look at this whole branch that's sticking through my face that I can't get rid of
Okay, that support is doing nothing
of
How do you feel about this, or this?
What's the plan do I fortnight edit this guy right now or what?
moving
of
Why are so many skeletons?
They live here.
I don't care.
Many men.
Wish death upon me.
There's a one star.
I
Caught fire
Okay, you guys done now?
Whoa!
We got some torches down. I don't have any resin.
It's like my railing, by the way.
What are we to do?
I think we shorten it.
Why is this so weird?
I don't know what this is gonna reach.
Guys this is red.
Why man?
Why?
man this looks sick as heck thanks bro
TY, bro. TY.
This isn't even gonna reach.
The lone cypher sticks for seven.
Well.
It's red.
Da-booty-da-booty.
Why the fuck is it red?
I guess I can do that. I guess it doesn't need a roof.
Cool. Alright.
He says it starts to rain. Bro, it always rains here, man.
This shit always be raining.
It's hecka crimped.
Wicked cringe butt.
I think I'm using the wrong piece.
Now, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
No.
It don't matter.
Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man.
Uh, OK.
Now we just need foiches.
Where the leaf is at?
That's good enough.
I don't even think that's necessary.
I don't know.
Let me try something real quick.
I can't look any further up.
I also cannot reach though.
I don't th- and no, that's fine, that's fine.
This one breaks though.
Whoa.
What?
I wish I could freak him just to see what it looks like from the top.
of
we need a present
of
get in the face
Why is this wall so damaged?
They're all damaged.
These ones are not getting damaged.
I'm not sure what to do.
I can't, I don't think I can put a roof here, there's not a roof.
I think I'm on wood man.
the stairs even need that I think they're getting they're getting damaged
because they're exposed to like the elements pretty much
you sure about that a chatter set in a long time ago and shit about something
completely different stuff. Yes. We need wood.
Hood Spith and Otomagani, thanks for subbing J4GendEA, thanks for subbing Xen.
And you trust them?
You lost your frog question for the day?
Why?
The only way to counter elpers is to dilute with fake health.
I got like that guy the other day who told me to use my, uh, stag breaker on my crops.
And I obliterated my crops.
Not funny!
you shot that guy holy nooo
I
Went down to death
I'm gonna piss is that chill
It better be I'm right back
You
Yes, me Lord
The earth is not in the sea,
it's in the middle of nowhere.
You're my no more
you
you
you
you
you
you
the
Math Lord, Hood, Smith, Othomagone, antics again for seven, Kankaden, Odeo, Ruler, Invader,
Adamantine, Sock, Gigafragment, Mail, Chatter, six for seven, and Lispy in the Innocent Spoon,
weirdo with Xperia 7?
we just slept right?
yeah
buddy ends on graveyard keeper 2?
seems good
i only played for an hour though
When are you done growing?
Let me get a little more wood.
Who killed these guys over here?
Sus.
I got blowmen at this point.
Why cam off?
I don't want you to see me do it.
Good enough.
I got two rocks, one for the chest and one for the floor.
Let me re-open the buff real quick.
How he get in?
I don't fucking know, man.
I feel like I'm getting more mobs inside.
Oh, you know what we needed to make was a campfire in my base.
Actually, I can't do that.
What if we attach it to the, uh, this thing?
It's gonna be possible.
of
the
one of my missing resin,
It's time to ask for dude.
Yes.
Come back.
Ho ho ho ho ho ho.
My torch, you son of a bitch!
Oh, I don't like that.
Bro, he's stalking me.
One hit from those guys, I'm dead.
I suppose we can put our 3-4 to the test to kill these abominations.
That appears to be a monster spawner of some sort though.
There's three skeletons right there, by the way.
of
five
is anyone in here ever f*** a piece of food before
of
Now we're dealing with them.
to
get up there before
There's no water.
It's gonna be hard to get a cheer.
Jesus man, this thing did so much fucking damage to my building, by the way.
There's probably such an easy way to kill these guys.
It seems like they do like a quick melee attack, but they probably got other attacks.
come back bro come back bro
That's not so bad.
Let's just use our boat to be safe. I don't want to get caught out there and get like wailed on.
Well, that was about a hundred arrows.
I don't think there's anything out there.
boom
The roots float, huh?
We got five roots.
What is this, man?
That was a campfire!
But why?
I can't forget the giant hole on the ground.
He lost it from something.
Says Chrissy and Polly whacking the Elker for Elker.
Why, bro?
This motherfucker broke my turn of view.
Brave.
Hmm, didn't like that.
That third one?
I'm so cold!
Does the world save during combat?
Yeah, and it will lag you a little bit too.
Does this leave?
Okay, can they hurt each other?
What happened?
Weirds.
weirds I gotta make a fence for my farm or some shit
but I ain't got no fucking wood mate I got some wood cancel that
I'm not sure whatever.
Only one wood.
Not bad.
I still am not positive on how these are supposed to go together by the way because I'm a fucking
moron.
I'm a mo ran.
Okay, man.
and
it is high
what
He has go way please I'm working
This guy breathes poison
I'm just casually making my cute little farm to delay my inevitable one-shot death.
make a date hell no I'm jumping that shit
um hell no and let me be clear no
open the door
I can't read.
Abomination, trophy.
Sleeve gift.
Read the description of the fence on the build menu.
I can't read.
I got so many troll troveys, maybe we should film with troll troveys, dude.
A trophy.
Hehehe.
Oh, boi-ha-ha!
Boi-ha-ha!
Here's some of the trash corner.
Fuck you.
I kinda need a...
Eros, man. I don't know what to do.
How much stronger are bronze arrows?
11-22 on that.
It's 32.
They're the same pretty much.
Oh, yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy.
Let's get some feathers then I guess
It's stall o'clock
Just make what arrows?
We could do that, actually.
Let's take a little peek first.
Stop.
I just remember when I first started to do, there were so many fucking birds, man.
Bird.
maybe you have to like wait a second they seem to show up on it when I'm not moving
I saw one fly down here.
You might have enough to stop to make new armor also.
Cut trees for feathers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I suppose.
Can I show my levels?
Don't laugh.
Running is my highest level.
Do not laugh.
Here's my giant copper mine, there's my cool wall. Ignore the gap at the bottom.
the
seven main
sub big dog
you'll bear
you'll bear
dare you to come over here though
okay dumb come on
mama be I got suck on the stem
come here bro
hey come here man
oh you son of bitches
Probably moves when I hit him. You bastard!
Stand there and take it.
I've never seen the bear do that.
of
some moving
,
of
I don't honestly I just want to meet
I go bear meat, deer meat, carrot soup, pulled bear.
I like cooking.
Next job. Thank you.
How am I going to get my cart out of here, guys?
Wait, we can just remake it on the other side of the wall.
Wait, how am I gonna get it in, though?
Make a gate?
What happens if I...
...mind this?
I don't know how I feel about that.
I'm the odd feathers we got.
Ooh, six!
Wow.
Now we're talking, huh?
I don't think like they're just gonna break this shit down if I feel like a gay here
of
dark
i like
golly
i bet we only get feathers from the uh big trees
Come on, big dog, let's get some regen going.
What if there's only like a finite number? Oh, I got some.
I got like a finite number of birds to go to an area at any given time.
Like forever.
Like I wonder if we'll see a bunch of them if we run down the other way.
Surely they simulated migratory patterns?
but they simulated me not being able to carry ore through a portal bastards
well you okay idiot
Let's go check the other coast the other way.
Right quick.
Because everyone's up and down that other coast a bunch of times, what if they communicated
with each other, that they should not be trespassing on my turf in that direction.
Bro, do not go to West Shore, bro. Do not. There's a guy that wears blueberry clothing
gonna shoot you with his gun jump kick bird detected
maybe they like those rocks? I don't know. I've seen land on land too, though.
Hello CFSarapic.
What reason do you approach the throne?
What business do you have with the state?
Always for dinner?
I've not eaten dinner.
be fucking nice. I'm starving over here. Hey, oh,
If I was a real Viking, I could do verticals and lure them to the coast as they often did,
according to the Deroon Stone.
Wait, what if they come to the land more often during rain?
I bet it's fuckin' hardest shit to fly a wall wet.
Top five most cringe thing you ever said.
Oh, we can get even more cringe.
This.
This is cringe, too.
Yep, they'll be laying on these rocks a lot.
And now this.
This is cringe 3.
Ha ha ha!
Oh, I need your meat!
Give me the chmeat!
Yep, they be laying on these rocks, huh?
I wonder if we can just wait here, but we'll keep laying.
I saw you.
Okay, man.
Okay, man.
I hate animals.
do we do what I see one over there oh god damn it it don't matter though
of
of
the
I don't want to eat my food.
Right now I'm wet, unrested.
Yup.
yep
we're getting some good birds right now dude I just wish I'd gone through all
those crypts that we passed looking for the boss I guarantee we'd have like two
stacks of feathers
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
for each 20 we need
two
so each bird is worth 30 arrows
quick mass
of
the five bullets left
Invented like the bow.
He's like what?
You've been doing melee combat to the death for centuries and now you deal death from a distance.
How?
You would not have said range cock you would have been like that's really cool.
Probably.
No!
Okay man, chill.
Okay man, chill.
Burrr.
I wish these guys would die forever.
I'm simply too powerful to entertain them with my sword swing.
Gotta go get our cart.
Erm, there's a brood out there, guys.
What's the red bar at the bottom?
That's the adrenaline bar when it fills up, it automatically uses my trinket.
I hear the- there's motherfuckers throwing stuff.
There are also multiple non-atlantle types of spear and dart throwers.
Yeah, I bet the Samurai thought that was so strange when they saw that people were just
like throwing stuff instead of like doing melee combat.
My hair island is sinking.
Yeah, it'd be like that.
Oh, the cart.
Also, I gotta put this fucking wall back.
The Swamp Raid?
They're just gonna walk in.
Be like, what's up?
We're here to kill.
What if I shave my head tonight?
I don't know.
Do it.
Put my whole life nice dude.
do it live you owe us I kind of need like a mirror
you know what I mean
much better dude
Do it.
Perfect, and the little gap that we can shoot through as well.
Wow.
This guy's really thinking outside of the box right now.
I'll give 10 right now if we get a mirror and do it.
I'm trying to play a Valhiemarino, dude.
I see how they're getting up now.
Go the fuck away, man.
The wall was not tall enough. Now nothing shall enter our sacred grove.
The secret combat.
Nothing will enter us.
New Jonestown.
Yeah, we're pulling out the PC.
Hog champ, what?
Poggers, what?
I could find it.
It's time to build the wall.
It's time to build the wall.
No!
What the-
What?
It's time to play the game!
I wanted to do this wall first.
Because I kept getting in over here.
But I'm thinking that won't be a problem no more.
How do I get in?
If I die I'm never doing this again by the way.
What I don't even have enough who fucking cares man
Fucking hate walls
Boom.
Boom.
Wait, we need wood.
God!
Now hiring Valheim Worker.
You'll get me...
Alheim worker you get me wood and supplies I give you nothing
Go away
Stop fucking rolling down the hill
What should I upper dinner?
Now I'm thinking about dinner already.
Two for one PP touch.
DEEE-NOT!
Donuts.
No one eats donuts for dinner.
if
you as a rep for the double kill, dobski?
Boom.
Boom.
What happened to Neil deGrasse Tyson, dude?
He never recovered from the Joe Rogan experience.
I've only ever listened to two full episodes of the Joe Rogan experience and it was the
the one with Mike Tyson and Alex Jones.
Was I enlightened?
It wasn't about enlightenment.
It's like the same reason you go to the circus.
bomb bomb
Well, who put these trees here bird who proceed
Leave my meadow alone
Never before has a more fortified base been built in this game.
Listen to the one with the guy that's from Nirvana. There was a military operator. That one was boring.
Wait, Nirvana was a psyoptic? I knew it.
I knew it!
We can lay up this way.
Man!
Go away!
I'm working.
They're gonna be like
They'd be like
That's all I know, though.
That's Pearl Jam.
What?
What?
Well, now we are 1 million percent impervious.
Yep.
Not a single Earth creature can enter our sacred grove.
No one will ever hurt us in here, ever.
The end.
And then we retired, like all the other pussy-ass biking that lived here before.
Now put the IDF alligators in the moat.
You got those hold up
I'm sure I have more resin right guys dude, what the fuck
Oh god.
Find a small island next time, spare us the drilling.
I tried to make it based on an island once.
Actually no I did.
It sucked.
I hate it.
Yeah, I think we're just going to make wood arrows from now on.
I am going to get one more resin now, how many does it all look like poop, how many
I mean it all looks like poop. It's poop.
Poop.
Ha ha!
Very Omega lol.
Very Keck W man.
More arrows.
Wow!
Ooh, an extra one!
Like, tell me, tell me, okay, listen, I've never made a game before, okay?
But in the scenario where you are making 20 arrows, and there's a mechanic where you get
a bonus craft randomly depending on your skill. Why wouldn't you make it give you a bonus
20 arrows and just one instead? I understand. When you pick a carrot and you get the bonus
roll and you get another carrot that's 100% more carrot. But this is only like 5% more
or arrow. Explain, dude.
Quick math.
Where's my stone, I useful?
Where we dropping the necromania?
Right here.
This is the game that will take 8 seconds to load you through a portal that's 5 feet
right away which is the exact same time it takes to load you through a port that's five
miles away.
That's a minimum eight second load time with hard-coded in.
Yeah dude.
You know why.
you don't load in too fast. Because if you load in too fast then you will die instantly.
Hope it's Sloth, dude.
Hope it's Sloth, dude!
Whoa!
Man, I'm not complaining about kids per second.
Alright.
Here we fucking go.
COVID kids be like, dude, I didn't even get to go to my high school graduation because
of COVID.
These motherfuckers got to sit on their lappy-toppies at home and pretend like they were doing
schoolwork for like three fucking years, dude.
You know how sweet that is?
I- I- I- I dreamed of it being a snow day in the- the area that- dude, it would snow
like a couple of times a year.
I dreamed that school would be cancelled.
And it never was.
was the only the only time I got to not go to school was when it was like a
hurricane and it was close and a lot of time we still went to
fucking school dude
for snow days in Florida common I lived in Virginia as well
and it did snow there sometimes randomly
Sir Palpouto, they're from Southern...
This is actually true that Americans have graduation for high school.
Yeah.
Some of them don't even make it to graduation.
We have that too in the EU chatter. Well, that chatter is English, so... maybe not.
How do they graduate if they can't read? No child left behind.
We have graduation in Australia too.
The UK recently outlawed childhood happiness.
Oh, you got a license to form that core childhood memory?
I don't know.
Don't fucking know.
I'm going to go piss, and then we're going to go back to the swamp.
And then I'm gonna shoot stuff with my piddly ass wood arrows...
...until my boat rides.
Here we...
This one's for the believers.
and
to be a favor and say this for like
five seconds
Don't type role I tried guys I tried play online
I
Please please please
Look I know how it goes with fighting game players, okay, they're like dude you're not that bad dude. You're getting better
You're getting better
Oh, yeah, you're getting way better right now. Oh, yeah, take it
It really want to grow the community
Really want to grow the fucking community. Yeah, take it. This is your first game, huh? Yeah
I
Roast you huh
Well, I'll see what I can do
He wanted me to roast you for calling you calling yourself a god gamer
But then not playing Metal Gear Solid 4. I'm working on it man. I'm actually working on it
It also said, and look, these are his words, not mine,
that you're bald and dumb, that you have a fake wife and kid,
that you drink microwave cold brew coffee,
don't know how to drive a car,
that you yell at Twitch chat all the time,
that you love getting roasted,
that you love being cold, bald, and stupid,
and that you're always late for stream.
And told that your real fake name is Jesse Anime,
and that you drive a Tesla that you always talk about,
that you don't actually drive.
do and I don't and also that you say gig a lot so I don't know if that's true or not and listen
I don't like calling people bald and stupid but he says you enjoy it so I don't you know take it in
that sphere okay use tracking guys tracking is OP no one can hide from you and you will see footsteps
of other people um and the one thing that can gig a fuck you is getting jumped by a rogue up close
That giga fucks everybody a giga fucks everybody. So if you got the if you got tracking you could see where that their footsteps went
Okay, and then you'll know where they are like. Oh, he's literally right there in the fucking corner
That shoot him you won't get jumped
Use your traps if you're solo Ranger use your fucking traps literally think of a route
That you've cleared through the level place a trap at every door
Which by the way, you can crouch jump over traps
To like you know how doors have that little frame at the top that like normally prevent you from jumping crouched up
Your your hitbox no longer exists up top if you crouched up and you can literally just jump through doorways
So maybe get creative with it. Doesn't matter. Anyway traps will save your life 1 million
Oops
Search
Yup. I'm requesting. This client has too many outstanding applications. Uh-oh.
If so, let's room in the camper now.
Yeah, for this.
My peace sanctum!
God, just take my skip, man. Fucking gross, dude. I know there's a hidden block somewhere.
Primes? Nothing's wrong with primes. Okay, I was speaking to a prime club.
Someone who has the ability to give me money.
Do I only ever call out when they complain?
Like, please do this! Please do that!
But in a second, meanwhile, they'll probably give me a fucking METUBER.
Okay?
Coming here after they've come, they've got the post nut clarity.
And they're like, hey, I want you to do something for me. Guess what?
FUCK YOU! I'M DOING SHIT FOR YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
After them.
Bumping you guys.
Okay.
I tried taking the portal away from him.
nuclear bomb from space I mean some of you may not have seen that rim world play through but
we got raided by a Met Queen after landing our ship almost immediately
which meant we couldn't fly away with our ship
so we had to fight and I decided to give the kids grenades and they got mowed down
I think they threw a single grenade yeah they got shot and that did not go
So good for them, let's just say that.
Armor 8.
Armor 11.
Takes 10 roots.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm just like so fucking pathetic and weak right now, actually.
I'm trying to think of ways, like, the only thing I can think of is to get those turnips.
And maybe it lets me make new food that gives me enough HP to survive two hits.
Did you read the root hardness?
sure he's talking about the... yeah the bow skill. Resistant versus Pierce, that's good.
Um, resistant versus poison.
I wonder how that interacts with the potion.
So I bet the pierce resistance, I'm trying to think, it would be good for getting shot.
I think if I get shot by a level 2 skeleton or a droger, I die.
So that's the most dangerous thing that can happen to us right now.
And if very resistant is 75%, we can assume that resistant is 50.
Because...
Where is it?
It says slightly weak, which means there's a tier below weak.
I don't know if that's 25% or what.
We gotta go chop down another ancient tree.
I'm running out of food, bro!
Moving me door!
on the
way I don't know if I can't fire over here
me quickly scanning the area for any interlopers
Honestly, maybe we save our arrows when there's just one.
We need one more tree, bruv.
Amos.
That's a big boy.
There's an A-bomb behind him though.
These things aren't resistant to poison, they're out of piercing.
I'll tell you why.
I've got a few skelly boys.
Running around with their heads cut off.
Oh my god
of
of
I don't know what he's breaking.
It was my boat.
You bastard!
That shit in there!
Oh, the nails came back.
Beep beep, brr brr brr.
I need one more wood, please.
This motherfucker broke my boat!
Whoa, oh god.
Yeah, let's not uh, let's not walk over that.
I can't even badge it up right now.
We can leave the trophy.
It doesn't matter.
We can leave the trophy, it doesn't matter.
Boy need like one wood please.
Come here man.
Come here man.
Come here man.
Cool.
Sometimes when the skeleton gets shot with an arrow, it gets scared and runs away.
It's very immersive.
Boom.
Now where'd that other creature die right here?
I don't think it dropped a root.
I have it.
Aha!
Aha! Let's go make... oh, we need a little more intro bark.
Okay, now...
We will make the resistant to gun.
Ever seen the Southside movie, Right Click by John Woo?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
We need to get...
Pernips.
Something I got more than eight ancient bars.
I swear I have five in here, man.
of
of
and
no engine bark from them
I want to chop that down
I don't want to hit my base.
Oh lord, they shamblin'.
of
a
half of the one star
Let's grab our insta kill protection.
No, I mean in the game.
I kind of wish we had a better angle to shoot these guys.
Also, we can make the bird's nest, meow meow meow bird.
three acorn five thistle
boom
boom
bird
They can't be on the ground, huh?
I mean, that makes sense.
Right here.
Boom.
You use five big booms?
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
Oh
So fucking cool
It goes up to ten, so it's only plus two.
And we can upgrade it again, actually.
It's the chess piece.
We bring a boom!
meh meh meh meh meh we bring the boom
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh
sorry to hear about your dead brother boom boom boom
oh no
boom boom boom boom boom
play a banger?
hmmm
what could possibly bang right now?
oh we're so sorry to hear about your brother that passed away
Well, that passed the way he got the pistol.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Well...
Child predator? Like that's that guy's dad.
There's some lads down here.
We bring the boom!
Boom, boom, boom, boom!
Boom, boom, boom, boom!
Boom, boom, boom, boom!
Where did the star skeleton go?
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Where did the star skeleton go?
Do the thing, you son of a bitch
Got him.
No one can say otherwise.
Yeah, they're weak to blunt.
I think I got one shot them with like an actual blunt weapon.
We bring the boom.
meh meh meh meh meh meh.
Let's grab a little bit more.
Actually, I think we're fine.
Once more to the cock portal.
I'm like running out of food.
I got no K-Rots.
Happy first day of fall.
Thanks bro.
Thanks dude.
That's really awesome of you.
I don't give a fuck about it.
And it'd be like that.
I don't fuck about fall.
Okay, we're missing one roof.
Fringe!
For the Nexus!
which is also the beef farm
here's like my tree house
bpw
what was that
i found him guys
That's not good
The water man
Legitimately
I have my chest on
Well, goodbye base.
Goodbye.
Immolate yourself on the pyre.
RRRRRR!
Okay.
Do we- do we need a map though, dude?
What happened?
I miss my jump onto the cock tower
Well, we'll do a map I think we'll do the map
I don't want to have to like, individually search each biome.
Like, like, here's an example, okay.
We find a marker.
We know what direction it's in.
But it can literally be on any island between that island and this one.
So.
Let's try with the map.
I gotta change the title though.
I'm genuinely curious to see how much better I can do.
That was fucked up.
That was fucked up, dude.
Goodbye, never gonna die.
Open the map on this world.
You guys got the seeds, so...
catcher. Skeleton. Turkey. Cheese. Man. May.
40% of this world was trying to find the second boss.
I don't know.
Higher resources?
Man, I don't know.
I think if we're diligent about everything we need to collect, it might not be an issue.
I don't want to turn the resources up.
Oh, we think it's our 7th?
I'm just over here, like, I'm thinking, like, what could I have done differently other than beat, obviously?
In the swamp.
Like, I was so fragile.
Build more spots to stand.
harness wins you that fight range game solo with it? Maybe. Mace for skeletons? Bronze
armor I don't know if we should be wearing bronze armor
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Fuck!
What's the scene?
P.P....
Here.
Who?
P.P. Bear.
Hardcore.
Map.
On.
Burn it, burn it.
Burn it.
Wheeeeeewww.
Loser.
I think I proved I could do it though.
It's just gonna take a long fucking time.
If I'm being honest.
We found it.
That's okay, C-Dex was open, man.
Ay-ay-ay!
Shut up!
Uh...
Go away!
Uh... go away.
Here we are.
Now here I am.
That'll be good because I kind of know what I need.
What we can do?
I don't want to lose spawn.
Oh wait, I have a map now, it doesn't fucking matter.
Holy shit, it doesn't matter dude.
It doesn't matter dude.
It does not matter.
I'm here in some death
Come here man
Come on, man.
Square up.
Square up.
Tree puncher.
What way do we want to go?
Good thing you made that wall today.
Dude.
Yeah, so it was a waste of time.
Actually no it wasn't because it stopped the trolls that went down.
You got smoked.
I don't even know how to read this map, I'm gonna be honest.
I guess the little crosshairs are spawned.
We hit M, dude?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh!
I don't know if I can take a bore.
Actually, totally can.
Crapped hammer.
Uh, Craft Axe.
YOUCH!
I don't want to make a base until we find the Black Horse.
You wouldn't kill an unarmed man would you?
I fucking hurt
Well, let's get the running shall we we're gonna find a berry so we can bulk up
I feel like I went through the hyperbolicime chamber dude. Like when I get to the swamp again
I think
hold on do I just run through?
it's fucking... this doesn't mean ask me but I'm just hypothesizing here
I think I run through and I get the turnips and I guess I try to kill abominations
I don't know.
I don't want to go to the sweat.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow what?
time to bulk up
Yup.
Okay, you can hurry up now.
We ran.
Grab as much flinch as we can.
I thought I heard bees.
Am I going insane?
I do here
And I'm going to say
Take that
Okay, man
I can't hit this.
Chill, man.
I got a stink clap.
Might as well remove the one death reset you cowered.
Howard?
Oh, I get it, because I'm using a map now, yeah.
I don't want to I don't want to tussle with those lads
heads.
Boom!
Hard detected, but can they hear me approach if I'm jumping?
Let's go.
Surely you can make it.
Do I wear deodorant?
Yeah.
Oh yeah, bud.
I haven't seen any berries
Shut up
We check this up
Smoked him.
The weighted clothing is off.
Went to the store to get some mashed potatoes, what happened?
Who goes to the store only for mashed potatoes?
I
Don't need a second torch
Shut up
What?
I don't know if I have to repair this to sleep in it.
Hope that was an accident.
I guess we will find out.
Bed.
I don't have the wood.
Where did all of my wood go?
Am I blind? Nope. I'm just stupid.
stupid fucking swamp creatures moon
it's not fucking fair
it's not
fair my it's not fucking fair bruv
perfect
Perfect, okay
Put a home marker
We're not gonna
We're not staying here. We're trying to get to
We're trying to find the black holes.
I guess we're just looking for like houses and shit actually.
Now that I think about it.
Now to have a fucking think about it, man.
I could mark it though, you're right.
Yep.
I sure hope no one home invades me.
It's marked with the bed already.
Oh
Oh
You see it? It's the fucking bed, man. I know where I am. Why is my starting island
completely carved apart by fucking river dude
mask Odin Odin a bitch he never went through this
You're not Odin.
Please just fuck off.
Oh, you fucked up that's a dub
Quick!
While he's distracted.
I need a club, man.
Ooh, two-star.
Oh, two-star.
Oh, two-two-star.
Oh, god.
Look at him with the jukes.
Oh my god.
Stop helping them.
Yeah, we only got one right now.
I wonder how much damage his rock can do.
you. Okay. Yep, I really like it when you just run up and do literally fucking nothing.
Oh, I need to make a spear.
This ain't the web.
Dude, fuck off, man.
Yep, nice one.
Yep, nice one.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Please just do anything, man.
You got this big man.
Spear acquired.
I've got multiple torches.
Okay, black forest.
we make the demo I don't need to kill some boys man
I got some uneat
I'm so pathetic
Not a fucking swing, dude.
Blop, thanks for seven.
Mining away.
I don't know what...
I have to say I'll say it anyway
Spear acquired
don't even approach me I'm part what the
This guy got fucked up.
Yep, got him.
Show the rocks dude, thank you.
I
Yeah
You fucking moron
like that there's a reason they call him the spearman
Okay, so we're right next to the Black Forest.
That's cool.
It's foggy outside.
That's not cool.
please, please?
let's go see what we can scrounge up fellas
I guess we gotta find a boss
Oh, you know what, actually?
Six wood, eh?
I've only got five, will that do?
What's this character's name?
Matt Cook.
Any bone?
Ow.
Let's put our flint up.
Let's put our everything out.
We're going into that motherfucking crypt.
me out. It doesn't look like you get some marker. I don't know.
Oh, wait.
Yep.
Yep, that's fair.
I like the spear.
Where the fuck was this cave?
Come on, Aiden!
Okay, I'm going to get back here, hold on one sec, I want to re-do it.
What are you fucking aiming at?
I can't even find the shit with them, dude.
What the fuck was it?
Found it.
That's okay.
this time when we go in this cave we're gonna get five certainly cord right away
Alrighty.
And there won't be a level 2 skeleton in the corner.
or anywhere.
We can't build in here, can we?
I wanted to upgrade my club.
What's up guys?
Well, we ain't doing shit of these guys
Okay, that's fine.
That's fine.
It's gonna be a lot easier against one of them.
That's one of them.
I'm gonna be a...
Dead end.
How much health does this give?
15.
Hmm.
Way more stamina.
One.
how'd they got kill us like?
oh and there's two of them, alright, okay
of
I think we're gonna need some extra, wait hold on.
I need a little extra demog here.
How about right outside?
I have to make like a roof and shit for it.
I have to make like a little...
kind of a base.
Also, I need my rest above anyway, so...
Kind of a little base of room.
the bees are happy. Good for them.
Um.
Oh my god.
We need some flint.
We've got some flint.
Upgrade the club.
We need...
What's the other one?
I don't think we have it yet.
Let's try to block in what else, fucking.
Who freaking knows, dude?
Make a Flint axe, you dingus.
Oh yeah.
I forgot.
Also don't call me that.
I need some wood.
What a weak little bitch.
So sad.
You had it all, bro.
Why does it remove your shit when you upgrade up?
and
becomes a new one,
and offer a piece of advice for guarding the spawners
now
He didn't mean no harm.
Oops, ate the wrong mushroom.
,
always a level 2 with these mother bugger, get a grim
up
okay
i like when they run around and don't do anything low
that's my favorite
my spear
Recharges my stamina
Okay, man
Weren't feeling the random wander in that direction
Okay, that's on that's on me, bro
Good fight, good fight, good fight.
I'm about to go blunt-o mode.
I don't know if I can, I don't know if I can take that spawner out boys.
Oh, YOUCH!
Hold on, man.
Okay, so I think I forgot what that guy was going to suggest for advice.
They got figured it out.
I think they're hitting the door.
Let's leave and regen real quick.
That wasn't it, but it doesn't matter now.
Oh, they just break it. That guy one shot up.
Bm-bm-bm-bm-bm-bm-bm-bm-b-b-bm-bm-b-no!
Can we make another fire?
Yes.
Stay a while and listen!
I can't fix my camera.
Stay a while and listen!
Why is this comfort 3, bro?
This just sucks.
It was literally a crypt.
Shit, eh.
No armor?
Check.
Oh yeah.
Just come here.
Ha ha!
Now you're all alone?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh yeah, just come here.
Haha!
Now you're alone!
Come demon.
Oh, you hurt me.
I don't know what to do with this.
Where the fuck am I?
We've got three colors, boys.
Yep.
Who made this place?
I'm getting pissed off.
I feel like the camera could stand to be like 10 inches down.
And for the first time I'm lost to one of these bitches.
or am I'm hearing a lot of rattling mate
I'm here a spooky fucking ghost as well.
My camera colliding with the roofer is kind of pissing me off.
Why?
Alert!
Ouch!
We got all of them.
And your maddest block.
Ewww, they need to heal so much fucking bastard like this.
He says not healing at all.
more into the crypt.
Come along fellas, if you dare.
Heh heh heh.
It would appear you've been separated.
Why are you not getting staggered?
Why are you not getting staggered?
Come.
Your friends are dead.
I kinda like move sport a little bit when he attacks.
Fucking dumbass skeleton.
Ruby.
Only one more fellas.
Only one more.
Early we get it in the first one.
Let me make sure I've been everywhere. I have. This is a big one.
What are you?
Come on come on. Oh you looking to your daddy for permission?
Yeah, to be fair he is pretty big. I'll give him that.
I don't know if my club has the durability because yeah
Hey man, shit, that's my torch about to go out.
Why do you hate that door so much?
Please just come at me, bro.
Break the door.
I don't want to damage my weapon.
Oh, hold on.
Okay.
Stop calling for help.
You're very little too.
Oh.
Oh, that's not good.
Not good.
Okay, man. Okay, in the suck on the wall. Okay, dude.
Okay, I'm here.
I ain't got no fucking torch, bro.
There ain't shit over here, mate.
We need one more setting, Cobra.
the spooky looping three-second wind sound.
Ooooooooooooooooooo.
Of course, only in the forest, yeah, in the White Forest.
No way he didn't see it.
be able to work venture the entrance to repair I think I tried before and it did not fit
or some shit or it said I was too exposed some shit don't listen to him bro I won't
be intimidated, don't worry. No, I won't back down. I'm home.
I wouldn't mind some more meat, but I ain't seen no deer.
Deer located.
Do you think that'd believe me if I told them that I used to be giga powerful?
Oh, I was so strong.
And now, look at me.
So weak and pathetic.
Lost to slight elevation.
Ever watch Vinly and Saga?
down. Good. Relax.
Yeah, ouch.
Wait, we might not. Oh, my shit's wearing off, dude.
The spear like levitates to your hand.
Dude, boomers had it so fuckin' easy, man.
Run through the woods with their spear.
Run into that animals and shit.
Oh, there's dinner!
I mean, well, I gotta pay $20 for a steak.
So bidet.
Hm?
Where the- where the other fucking deer go, dude?
You guys see them diesel gas prices, dude?
Holy.
It's because of the biden economy lalala lalala lalala lalala lalala lalala lalala lalala
I don't fucking care. Let him come.
One.
You ever lucky that I'm an idiot?
Yow!
Here I am trying to chow down.
Nice trap, bro
But I fear you have been smoked and rolled
My doggy
The crowd erupts into chairs and fries my fucking dear me
Okay, bye.
How?
Surely there are no more creatures to rally.
How come they never rally, dear?
What up with that?
Mmm, honey.
map cucks finally won yeah they did it not me I am not to I should not assume any responsibility
for using the SMAP.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Food.
Profi.
other stuff turkey he's mayonnaise
Buster. Buster!
We got a lot of, uh, things.
Oh, right.
Because I want to explain the turkey thing, I missed the first half of stream yesterday.
Swamp.
That wasn't me, thanks for something, and Claude, thanks for something.
Swamp.
swamp. Next base, thanks. I stole it myself. I think I'm gonna play a little less scared
this time. I'm gonna try and engage some of these creatures in melee combats.
was the difficulty slider on hardcore except I'm using a map keep it hardcore
More like mid-core. Yeah, call it pussy-core, dude.
Thank you.
Ah, that's strong, extra 7.
I gotta pee, is that chill?
Roger that.
Be right back.
I
Noble sacrifice
Wing in, 180, face free, extreme!
Wash the floor, you must win!
Play hollow abby dogs soon.
Check, is this real?
Check this room out!
There won't be a way to carry them higher!
Please don't.
Top score 20 in that one.
Don't make it get up the fucking town spot, higher!
How many times do I have to fucking tell you, higher?
Resume!
Hmm.
Oh.
I'm gonna go back to the
room.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
How do you win this game?
Oh, how weird game!
We'd get battle pass points for battle pass!
Win unlocked, gold gun skin!
Win complete game!
Win complete game!
Oh!
Go forth brave gyro bot.
I'm saying is, if my cat turned into a catcruel, I would have sex with it.
Thanks to problems for good.
Okay.
Are you glad to be home now?
Hey.
Do you see them on us?
Oh, wait a second.
They're blowing it up, boys.
Blow it up.
See him?
What?
Can you say it loud?
A mama.
A mama.
I don't know why a mama talks.
That's the one daddy.
Oh, watch out.
Okay.
Go get your mommy.
A mama?
I told you guys that's how he says it.
Love you, buddy.
Nice.
Love my son.
Well.
I was clicking back into my game, bro.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I deserve it.
Whatever you do to me, I deserve it.
I deserve it, man!
I killed an instant man, please!
No, no, no, we're not re-we're using the thing to-
Okay, let's go.
I found money.
Please don't kill me.
Or just kill me and take my stuff, just do it now, man!
No, no, no, no, you're fine.
Kill mine, man, please!
man please I'll give you I'll give you
stuff just let me go please
hold on I got you like hard drives
yes there you go man it's an HDD
please man please for that for that I'll give you a price not death
not death right there don't I'm taking everything you got that please don't please
don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please please I can't
It hit actually harder than this.
Dude.
No!
Oh my god, what's happening in the ring?
What the fuck did you do that?
I need a bow.
Y'all chill with that.
Hello?
Are you just keeping it a hard store?
of
the
one
of
the Asian or white man
I hope that helps.
No!
These avoid 90 million years.
Yup, bow time.
What?
What?
Say what?
Okay.
Let's try.
Okay, let's try it and try and find some more houses I think.
And debauchspawn.
I gotta find debauchspawn.
of
again. Please say yes.
Here it is.
The tower.
one hold on
Now hold the phone.
How did he know that was there?
It doth not make sense.
We've been down there.
This is water, guys.
I don't think I can cross this river, I think too much of a weak pussy.
I ain't got the, the swimming strength.
How many hours will take to reach for you where progress wise?
We gotta get...
Ideally we get those axes.
Okay, we've already been here.
Cross-off pin.
What?
Um...
That's what I was gonna say, I'm gonna be honest.
I'm gonna keep it a million percent right now, dude.
You wonder if I keep it a million percent chatter?
We find the axes, then we're good.
And then we're going to use a troll to get a bunch of copper for us.
Yup.
We got killed in a boss.
Go in some crypts?
Yup.
I never got the harvest feathers from that birdhouse bros.
some fucking bear
whoo
Oh
Be
Well
Let's keep looking
I've not seen many deer, which is actually really fucking annoying
Would you believe it if I told you it
Nay. I wouldn't ay.
Deer located. Initiate bow to call. Holy fucking charge is so slow!
Such a weak pussy now dude.
Well, sometimes there's gold and shit on those.
I found it one time.
It hasn't happened since though.
big L. Nooo! I'm not here. I'm not here. Come back.
It was prank.
I was merely pranking.
Do not go into the mountain.
Is prank yes?
Target spotted.
Okay, go in the house.
Where are you doing?
Returning to the scene of the cry, mate.
I...
YAAA!
Okay.
Okay.
two come back
how come they only have 16 but when I make it it's 50
Whoa!
Imma get ya!
You can't run forever!
Hides?
Okay, dude, that's it.
Went directly through that guy's head.
Making good progress, dude.
There's more wood
There's a third wood
That's five trees worth of wood
I dare say me inventory gigafol
I have no stones I cannot pick up the stones for I am weak pathetic
I don't understand right in the ad dude get the meat
You mad, you mad?
This is my house.
It's not my house, I lied.
There is however a queen bee dead right here.
What?
Uh, we don't need that, honey.
Wait, we've been here.
What?
I guess we can run around at night for a little bit.
We're not really in any danger here.
But who run it?
Project Pat run it.
Who run it?
Project Pat run it.
Who run it?
What is how do I interact with that little arrow in the bottom left of the map? What is the I make it bigger
Wind direction
Oh, flug, really?
By birds word of boughs at
alert.
He's map size with the grid and less than keys.
Yeah, well it zooms out a little bit.
I think maybe the default's probably best for me.
Can read the stone? Why would I?
It'll be like...
Uhhhh...
Something just died over there.
He didn't read the stone.
Pick this shit out.
Smoked his ass.
Bees.
You can't be in here, you're an animal.
This is a person house.
I'm bleeding out, cuh.
Uh, yeah.
And then, yup, and then, yup, and then, yup, and then, yup, and then, yup, and then,
And then...
Yup.
Ba-ba-ba-bam!
Can you listen to E40?
Okay, but only if you name 5 E40 songs in the next 20 seconds. Good luck.
No features.
Okay, you got one. Good job.
Where's the flugging boss?
I'm running out of inventory.
ouch
pissing me off
you're p.m.io right now dude
It's the first time tuning in, we got to the swamp and it did not go good for the boys.
It went bad.
Actually I could say with confidence that it went bad.
Why is there a map?
hallucinating it bro so chatter makes a good point
They got listed 5 e40s and 40s though. Okay, does that 20s see it? Hmm?
I'll win the back force, bro
There's coffee in my
I can't fucking carry this mate.
We don't need that.
I'm not going to say what the chatter made a good point about the...
I don't want them to die.
Jumps in front of the bullets.
I fucking missed!
Again!
of
the
words my other loot
we have picked up
no
Honey, as we did last time, or honey creation. Honey generation.
We have the early access.
We're pretty much Gucci, bros. On Gog, we're Gucci.
I hear more B.
Yeah, you're pathetic.
Boom, smoked him!
Uh, nope. Yep.
Yeah, whatever.
Where the flug am I?
smoked him yep nice one
like this Minecraft mod? Thanks bro. It's not fucking Minecraft. It's a manly game about
Viking and you go to he go to other dimension and
he's like I'm here to kill
you know what I mean
I don't remember where my house is, I didn't mark it.
I think I'm close though.
We gotta cross the river.
Don't we?
Maybe it was up here?
Fuck man.
I didn't mark my base.
Pretty sure we gotta swim.
I got a swim I think we're about to see it
Hi-yah!
Do I miss the belt?
No, because my inventory is full.
It doesn't even matter, really.
It don't matter.
That belt don't matter.
Wasn't this no map before or am I tripping?
You trippin' man. There's always been a math on screen.
You trippin' young blood?
On God
Come back I only want to speak to you
Okay, but we're base
I'm pretty sure it was up top, no?
Oh my god, I mean it can't be over here because we were near Black Forest.
Pretty sure it's up there.
Do I delete World if I die?
Yeah, that's in the title too.
It might not be.
Sorry.
I was getting all... aggressive.
Errrr.
I don't feel rested anymore.
Pretty sure it's up here.
Pause the note.
We have a lot of deer hide.
Muto deer hide, some would say.
I found it!
Wahoo!
We're gonna watch the new RE movie if it's put in front of my face
How do we make the axis again, let's see like this swag
Okay, so what we can do is we can make, first of all, let me fix this, and yeah, I do mean
waste all the snow.
Whatever that'll do
We can we have four cores which means we can make two portals
Which is good
for sure bees don't like smoke oh yeah how come they pooping out their honey though
I got my axes back.
Yup.
I would like to stop cooking these, but I accidentally keep flicking.
like a noob
whatever cook them all
Now we train in the corner.
Whoo!
No, no cuckable items.
Not on my watch.
He wouldn't.
We're my neck meat at it.
I think it's already cooked.
Why am I having such a hard time clicking that one?
Noob?
Uh, boom, boom, boom, uh, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,
boom boom that's gonna be annoying
we need to get some wood oh but first now we need one
I'm so fuckin' beefy.
IRL and in the game. I go to the gym, by the way. Probably gonna go after stream.
I need to kill you.
of
I was only going for cow trees, but since this one already fell...
The mother fucking swamp.
It's hort- it's fucking globe shit.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Uh, our house is too small, dude.
Should we make the L Classico?
The surprise area of 21 run.
How the hell did you get the double axis?
Let's just say there's a reason they call me the beekeeper dude.
God damn it.
Brr brr brr, sleep.
You rake bro, thanks for subbing.
I was playing RuneScape last night.
Whaaaaat?
Whaaaaat?
Say whaaaaat?
Say what? Sorry about your run. I don't know if you can call that a run. I mean I
I did a lot of running, but a run may have snog.
learned a lot. Big time.
Hmm.
well what the hell am I doing?
of
I also can't fucking see.
Yep, this'll do. This will do. I wish it had gone to a village. That would have been good.
It's too fucking late now, bitch
All right
Yup
of
The giga a frame of hell
Well dude.
Now?
We hit him with it.
Now?
We hit him with it.
Mmhmm.
Mmhmm.
Hold on.
Yes sir, yes sir Ski.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't understand.
What?
okay I can already tell you're seething with jealousy at the great architects
work why didn't I think of this I don't want to
My house.
How come that guy said I improved?
Was it like a make-a-wish type deal? Was he being sarcastic, perhaps?
Yeah, that should be enough.
So say it to the architect.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Uh.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
I don't know if that's all the way.
Yep. Uh-huh.
Now we put some doors in this piece. Yep. You see how it's not...you see how I left some...some room there?
These are called, uh, they're murder holes. You know what a murder hole is?
So you can shoot opponents from the inside. With cover.
Yup.
I mean, we don't have to cover this, but we could though.
X marks the spot.
I'm a straw hat.
I wrote.
Freeman!
Don't give it up Viking. Freeman! How did I get the sewer attached? Oh.
That doesn't seem right.
now we get home sweet home baby as God intended this is actually
The...
Hmm...
Hmmmm...
Ahhh.
Where do we want to live?
We can't live in this piece of shit, that much is for certain.
We could make this storage actually.
Buh-buh-meow-meow.
Put all the shuffling.
Every day I'm shuffling.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-meow.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Looking good.
I got seven wood.
Uh, bone.
Wood, feather, leather scrap, plinche.
Stone guh.
We making the cool, fine wood? Yes.
Now we make the table.
This is our long table, dude, in our long house.
And then we make the long chair.
And then the long stool.
And then I have to hit a tree real quick, hang on.
time. I'm surprised it's not reachin.
We don't actually have to have it inside.
Wait, how far away can we do this?
No way.
I don't know oh cuz when I get whenever I get campfires doesn't refund the wood
All right, this is about as much work as I want to put into this I just need to get a
Bed I
Also need actually a 45 wood
Actually, no, we don't have to worry about it yet.
I want to kill that boss.
I wonder if they're gonna be fat.
Uh...
Birch trees.
Wow, that looks really good.
That looks so good.
Yup.
Mm-hmm
You have the map location from the initial world spawn the runes, so you totally skip it. I
Did that first
Stop stop
So good. Yep. Too hard, huh? That's a tree.
Why did you punch that?
I'm going to mark the base on the map.
A smart guy would do that.
A smart fella.
But I ain't no smart fella.
I don't think this is going to work though.
I gotta make some fire arrows.
diamond hands six first seven oh my back guys raining guys training guys it's not
running anymore bro my workbench is outside but my hammer is broken so I
can't move my workbench because I can't remove it with my hammer
All right, here we go, check it out.
I would like some stone.
I'll just get rid of this again.
Oh, yow.
YOUCH!
Don't mind if I stay in here while I burn to death.
Why did that happen?
We about to hotbox this bitch out bros.
Yup.
Weed.
Work bench-o.
We will put you in our house for now.
And I think I fucked up.
If I were to my flint go.
10 flint. Wood resin feathers. How much resin we got, Bitty? I got the wood though.
How many feathers we got?
16?
Not a bad.
Yep, that's my base.
Wipes here for my.
Make chimney smoke will flow out.
I'm trying to inhale all of that smoke.
I'm the most stoned man in Valhalla.
Goodbye! Please don't go in the water.
Please don't go in the water.
one million wood
you say for control too I mean bro I never played control one man
so uh
oh
Is it Bussin' or Cringe Champ?
I think the Chuds don't like that game because it's a Ladyman character, right?
oh yeah, inhale that smoke
what do we need for a fine wood boat?
i think we need uh...
where's it?
this
I don't need 15 flint, dude. Such a fucking loser.
Um...
We can just kill the boss real quick.
Me, thanks. I need the purpose.
Uh...
You see me using a map? No?
You can't shame me bro, the map cucks accepted me.
I'm one of them now whether or not you can believe that.
I identify as someone who reads map and understands map.
Well I need to kill that guy.
Also I don't know where the fuck my spot is.
no fish-chan what's happening oh he's sliding back in okay he's also immune to gun
come on buddy, you got this champ, you got this big man, or I need someone to step on
my back. Make it quick.
Yeah, they paid anyone to that voice
That is a statue. I pulled out the Blickey for a statue.
Okay, the deed is done.
Did you do something?
Do anything?
Okay, man, alright.
I bet that shit kills me with water.
Yeah, we gotta be a little careful here.
I bet that shit kills me with water.
Yeah, I'm gonna be a little careful here.
That's far.
What is this shit, man?
Take a lane, dude.
He's not juke-ing!
the
of
Burn detective!
Suck my dick. You're not the real suck my dick guy.
You're merely an imposter among us.
You'll never be him.
And you'll never be.
my enemy?
Eek!
Okay, where's him girthy for you to ask?
Go away.
I'm trapping.
Go away, I'm trapping.
I warned you and now you're dead I think we'll go back to the swamp in no time
we'll have a we'll be able to make a portal at our base right now
holy
Okay, and we only need a little more fine wood to make another one, and just two-three
more eyes.
Which means we can clear the black chorus.
The same way we were searching for the Elder, which is dropping a portal when we need to
go back to base.
Which was not the case for most of our Black Forest Ex-Escapade.
Excapade, Escalade.
How's the implant?
How's the inflat?
It's going to be as you want to head dive off of your desk.
Why are you standing on your desk while playing this?
The map gift that the overlay mods added lasts pretty long.
yeah it's crazy how they got to predict where I was gonna look to
they truly have done themselves
beat your ass
The deer hide shit takes 20 flints so stupid so fucking stupid man also
there's no fucking plant man
what's up
we gonna have to drop some wood fella
No.
That's not cool.
19-i.
We're not flint at me we should walk along the ocean
I have 14.
Oh, I don't feel so rested anymore.
Oh, fair lift.
Time to drown?
more likely than you think.
How's the map?
It's good.
I can see why you guys play with this.
because bitch wait till you get a boat
look man I found the traitor and the first two bosses or the elder without a
map can you say the same liberal
My ancestors will smile on me.
Well, first we got to make this with 5 deer, 21.
Twenty leather, dude.
Ten wood.
You guys like the crib, by the way?
Looking good, right?
Why can't I make the the other bow? What am I missing?
Oh, the core would... a doi?
I can't see, by the way.
Okay, so anyone was one, right?
Um, boom.
Is that all the bone I have?
What the hell did the bone give?
I need ten wood.
Swag.
You can't breathe in this smoke.
Get on out there, buddy.
Check this out.
ancient biking technique
of
ancient biking technique
Yeah
Hey, yo, I got no armor over here.
I'm not even sure how I'm supposed to kill you guys.
I'm not even rested.
I guess I'm not waiting a second.
Alert!
Oh my god, I'm almost dead.
You guys mind, dude?
Quick, make a run for it.
Why am I not resting?
I think it's because they're too close to me.
Guys, go away!
Please!
Dude, no rest above.
That's crazy.
Leave them alone, you bastards!
I need to go home.
Bro, fuck off, man.
I really cannot do anything to these guys unless I have a rest of a
of
of
I
Where are you going
of
I go ahead and have a heal buddy.
I might be dead.
My game fucking lagged.
Dude, I'm actually dead!
I'm actually dead. Oh, regent ticked.
HAHAHAHA!
Hey, we'll get him tomorrow, boys.
Get him tomorrow, dude.
Hey, we'll get him tomorrow, boys.