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Hey, man, what's up? What's up? What's up? I told y'all I'm not missing a fucking day. I don't want to force a high arrow.
Here we are. Chai, it's gonna be longer than an hour. That's all. I'm gonna give you out two hours.
W.
She cut it down when I was down.
That's why I still fuck with you. I was in love with you. You was my ride or die bitch. Baby, what's up with you?
I could have been doing my day from the jump and I gave you my anything.
I ain't mean anything now I want better things fuck it it's money y'all over everything
I put that on everything, I put that on everything, put that on everything
I put that on everything, it's money over everything
I put that on everything
Thank you for the sound dude, thank you
Fuck my notion, it's just me and all my own
Child I fix the camera quality, it's the camera quality better as it is
You can ask Harry, you're on my own rolly
Keep up that work for my doughy
She keep backin' life, she know me, runnin' lost, spinnin' on Bob, I mean, maybe I'm 8, hookin' with a babe, but it ain't shit, I let her nigga take from me, I'm a ticket to the fuckin' grave with me, they want to treat me like a slave, nigga, but I'm goin' up, I didn't hate, nigga, can't see me through these loony shades, nigga, I just wanna get away, but I gotta put her in the state, nigga, I ain't tryin' to be the fuckin' bro, boy
I just want to be upon a road
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what is up with you guys chat? I'm back with another video on my channel this stream is
Pre-recorded. Okay. This is a pre-recorded stream today will be a very very short and simple stream
I've been here for one thing and one thing only and that is to stay consistent
Why the fuck is my screen freezing? Is it good? It's good
Who gave you that zip up they did they did they gave me the zip up
The the the company I don't want to promo but this shit is comfortable as fuck
Give me a sponsor and I'll wear your shit every day. I will dead-ass wear shit every day
question
Chad do I look like a hobo when I have a beard? Yes or no? Let me know right fucking now
Let me know.
Do I look like a hobo?
No?
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
And that's why y'all are real fuck, okay?
We have a lot to talk about.
I need y'all's help, okay?
I'm using you guys today.
Usually I don't, usually y'all use me.
You use me for my entertainment and that's that.
But today I'm using you, okay?
I need some help.
I need some help with my trip, okay?
I want to go to one more country after Australia and I need y'all's help deciding
what it is, okay?
We're going to come back and say, okay, I need some help.
I need some help.
I need some help.
I need some help with my trip, okay?
I want to go to one more country after Australia and I need y'all's help deciding what it is. Okay, we're gonna come together chat
I got downloaded a few dating apps not because I'm lonely. It's just because it's content. Okay, uh
We are hinge we are tinder. We are all this shit
My goal is to get a girl from hinge or tinder to pull up to the penthouse tonight on stream
All right, that's the content. That's the content. That's the content right there. That's the content
Hopefully they come through, hopefully it happens.
Get Grindr, so.
That's my goal, that's my goal.
Hinges for gay people?
Are you serious?
Are you dead ass?
Oh my God, what the fuck?
All right, then maybe we'll get a guy to come right we will get a guy to come whatever it is
I'm scanning someone to come to my crib tonight. I don't give a fuck. I
Don't give a fuck tiktok lives better man
I'm gonna get off soon for the boxing event. I'm ending before the fight. Don't you worry
Don't you worry. Don't you worry. I'm ending before the fight, okay?
I'm gonna make sure to end before they start the fight so you guys can watch it
Because I know like if I'm going live during the fight y'all are gonna be like wow, what the fuck do I do?
And y'all are gonna have to watch me over and you're gonna miss one of the greatest fights ever so
I'm ahead before the plate. Okay, but this is the pregame entertainment. Okay, imagine this like um this like this like
I'm like Stephen A Smith before the NBA finals. Okay. Hello. Hello guys
Go on Tinder duo and get me one girl. No bitch. Alright, we got a lot to react to now
I want you to watch party done enough
We got a great stream planned for tomorrow.
And then chat, the Ryan 24 hour is in like two, three days I think.
And then we have another stream on the 25th and then I have to go to Vegas on the 24th for a day.
And then after that we're hit straight up in Australia, okay?
We're in Australia.
My visa finally got approved.
Dubby's in the chat for that.
Dubby's in the chat.
By the way, I'm just gonna come out and say my name was on the Epstein files and the reason why is because it's Photoshop.
That's not real.
My name, I was not on the, I have nothing to do with that shit.
I saw some tweets.
Um, where's the ski trick?
Who the fuck am I gonna go on a ski trick with?
Y'all gonna see your family?
I'm in grind mode, bro!
I'm locked in!
I took a one-week break!
Y'all don't get it.
I took a one-week break, bro.
I can't go home.
I got a fucking grind.
Like, y'all don't understand.
I don't take breaks, bro.
It sucks.
I can't see my family for New Year's.
How do you think I feel?
I don't feel good.
I don't feel...
I haven't seen my fucking mom in a year.
It's been a year, god damn it.
I don't feel good about it.
It'll feel good, but this is my life. This is what I dedicated my life to when I'm a fucking do it, bro
It sucks, bro
It's been a whole year
Your lights are falling off the ceiling
Oh, whatever. Okay. It's been a year, bro. Y'all think else on I know bro. I know this shit
It you know, they say they say you you know, they say I said people you know streamers sold their souls
You understand chat selling your souls giving up and sacrificing things to get to where you want to be
Technically we all of us every single one of us and don't say why you including me everyone in this chat sold their soul somehow
You sacrifice something
Something to get to where you want to be. It's a fact
It's a fact, bro
Everyone in this chat has sold their soul and I'm here to tell you that you're all pieces of shit
Look in the fucking mirror. Look close my stream look in the mirror. You're a piece of shit
You were a fucking scumbag
You sold your soul you gave up your morals you sacrificed everything to try to get to where you're at
You're not even where you want to be
piece of shit
Am I deflecting am I deflecting oh my god, bro
Are you okay? No, I'm not okay the only company I have in my life is my fucking dog
You think I'm okay? You think I'm okay? Look at me! Look at me! I'm losing my mind!
Fuck!
Alright!
I'm losing it. I'm fucking losing it, bro.
That's why I'm on fucking inch today, okay? I said it.
I want him to go on a inch. I need an excuse and an extra-
Take this up!
And now, me and my dog are beefing.
So now I have no one to talk to me my dog or beefing cuz my dog wanted a shit on my fucking chest like I'm in
Well, my dog shit all over me when I was sleeping and now I don't fuck with it. So now I don't know what to do
Now my chest was on me the dog had diarrhea and I had to fuck it was disgusting
It was disgusting rose so nasty in the middle stop saying Dubai treatment. They don't do that in Dubai. Stop being weird
Stop being weird bro. Stop being weird. You have McKinley. Oh my god
here we go bro here we go here we go here we go here we go how do I tell you
bro chat I'm gonna be honest bro I'm gonna be honest bro I think though I
think this is a face only a mother can love I'm gonna be I'm just gonna be
honest bro I'm gonna be transparent bro I think this is a face only a mother
come on bro this is fucking insane while look in the mirror every day and I'm
like damn it how do I end up here all right I need some type of fucking
reconstruction I need something bro like the first step of changing a life
around is be honest with yourself, okay? And while y'all saying facts, I thought this whole
child was gonna be like, don't do that to yourself, you're a good- yo fuck you, bro! Weirdo!
You fucking weirdo- I'm over the shit. Y'all lame as- y'all lame as fuck, bro. Y'all lame
as fuck, it's all good. It's cool. Jack this with a sub, you got no confidence? I know,
bro, y'all kill my confidence, bro. I feel bad now, no, it's alright. It's alright,
Don't feel bad. Don't feel bad, but at the end of the day, I am a happy human being.
Egos! My favorite LGBTQ consumer, thank you.
Wow, bro. Yeah, me and Jeffrey Epstein were guys. That was my brother.
We used to share fucking salads and fields. No, bro! No! It's not real.
Jeffrey Epstein was a terrible human being, and I hope he rots in jail for the rest of his life.
Because this guy's a fucking weirdo. He's a weirdo, bro. Genuinely, bro.
I don't even know what he did, I'm gonna be honest. I'm just trying to join the trend and get a clip.
HE'S DEAD?!
No fucking way.
RIP, but, alright.
Wait, is it R- yeah, no matter what, he's dead.
RIP, bro.
Damn.
just several days after puka went on a livestream and was making comments about officiating across this whole puka shit is the
dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life
It's crazy, bro. It's crazy
Puka by the way, he fucks with us. That's puka bro meet puka did the first stream
He even got shit because the Rams social media asked him before like a few months ago
They're like who's your favorite streamer which stream you've ever done
Who's your favorite streamer? He said neon and all the comments like really neon puka. Nakuha is a great fucking guy
He's a cool guy. He dropped 225 yards. You bitch you dumbass fucking reporters
Y'all don't know shit. Let these got these young kings enjoy their life hop on streams have fun
Like y'all are so weird and judgmental. It's lame, bro. It's lame. Let him live his life
I thought the day he's doing way better than all of you. All of you
What receivers do what he's doing right now? Tell me I'll wait. I'll wait tell me my ears open. Tell me no one
Absolutely no one no one is doing this good as poking a clue like he's the most
unguardable receiver and the way I know this is from Madden okay I played Madden
last night just to make sure and he has like a 98 overall so he's got to be the
best right so yeah great guy great guy just got paid out for the Rolex
big thanks to the honest manager and thrust for getting everything sorted
much love and happy holidays I am not a scammer yo purge make sure the va
those up please I am not a scammer we got my boy paid it was a little tough it
was a little tough because he's Canadian like already he's Canadian it's not a
fake account none of that that's not an alt he's a real human being shot to
thrust shot to dollar sign neon for making it happen and chat back to it
it's not the greatest comeback imagine Derek Rills for his ACL right he's on
the ground fucking grunting for dear life can't even breathe right comes back
three months later leading score MVP it's gonna come back very soon shout
the thrust we love you guys all right who can say does not believe in
concussions it's in your head I agree with that too because I've been I've
been punched a few times and I did not feel a concussion I don't think
concussions are real either I I double up a pook on that one I'm not gonna
I
Chloe posted this picture cool picture cool picture cool picture
Only shit my ears
Holy f**k. Thank you for the sub.
Like when he hasn't texted you?
In front of you? Like what?
Yeah, me and Chloe don't talk about that anymore, man.
It's all good though. You know, it's all love at the end of the day.
It's all love at the end of the day, man.
You know, great person.
You know, if she ever just needs anything, I'll always be there.
Yo! God damn it!
Hey, surface sub! Appreciate you, bro.
I'll always be there. You know, she a cool person.
Um, and I fuck with her, but, yeah.
I want you to be the beyond for me.
Let's go.
That's my boy, that's my boy though.
But for me, because I said it before.
No, but that's my boy.
That's my boy.
Mapa, you and me are in a boxing match.
You want me to act about it?
Wait, he wants you to?
Yeah, yeah.
Shay, let's run the check on you then.
Yo!
No!
Yo!
Oh, man, I'm gonna be honest with y'all, Shay.
I'm at a point in my life, bro, where, like,
I don't even wanna fuck.
Call me gay, call me whatever, call me asexual,
whatever the fuck it's called.
I just want to stream.
All right, I just wanna stream.
Now for real though, chat, I feel like,
I feel like my wife is gonna come in
within the next six months, somehow.
I'm just not gonna reach out to,
whatever happens happens.
You know, I'ma be honest, sometimes it does get a little lonely,
I'ma be honest, it does, okay?
And I don't wanna make this a therapy session
and all this shit.
It really does, bro.
You know, I miss having that person to do shit with.
And I just wanna go on vacation,
but I think I'm not gonna go on vacation by myself.
So, I'm just waiting.
It's just the thing is I'm in the wrong spots, okay?
I'm looking, I'm not looking, I'm never looking.
I hope it just comes to me.
But I'm in clubs, I'm in fucking LA, Miami.
Why don't you say chat?
I'm gonna take a little road trip to Wisconsin
to find an amazing woman.
All right, you're gonna wife an OF girl?
No, I'm not, bro.
No, I'm not.
I think real shit.
I think my purpose in life is to help women.
Like for real, bro.
Call me a dork, call me whatever.
I genuinely think my purpose in life
is to help women and set them on the right path.
And I'm bound to do that, bro.
every two years cycling, you went out, changed their life,
go to the next one, changed their life,
and then end up all alone at a retirement home.
Yeah, that's a fucking pretty shit idea.
Nevermind, forget what I said.
Hey, that's my babe.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You like, you like, so cute?
Oh, she looks like a bag.
I'm like, yo, y'all not,
oh, I'm a, I'm a great girl.
Fuck with y'all now, you know, I genuinely wanted to give her that first y'all were calling me a sip and all this shit
It was never like that she her reaction to the purse and how much how grateful she was really made my heart
Softened like it made me feel really good, bro
I really do fuck with y'all and I really appreciate her for even reacting in the way she did and
And showing all this you know this love to me and look at her smile
Look at her look at her. It's great. It's great and the purse fits you perfectly deserve it
spicy goat milk with the five by the way the next girl to call my stream we're
upping the purse price okay right now we are at 5k next stream is gonna be a
$10,000 purse I can get you a Birkin a mini I think it's called a Kelly okay
the next girl to call my stream you'll be receiving a Kelly
So my, he could pick me up the way, and then he'd do it.
Who did it?
That was the clip.
He could pick up the way?
Uh, CW Neon.
Yeah.
He wants me to do it.
You see how Ron, you see when the hoes come out, Ryan?
You see what he said on him?
He said he could pick up the weight?
He wants me to do it.
CW Neon.
Yeah.
Yo, Chad, I gotta get Ryan back.
During our 24-hour stream, I'm gonna do the,
yo, when he's sleeping, I'm gonna do the most,
hey, yo, bro, I'm gonna like shave
the eyebrow or some shit.
I gotta do something to get Ryan back.
I'ma be honest, bro.
I gotta shave an eyebrow.
He gotta go to the fight with one eyebrow.
Something, bro.
We gotta fit together collectively as a group
and just fucking do it, bro.
All right.
Newly circled in a photo.
Oh my God.
Shut up, bro.
Rotisserie.
So funny, bro.
So funny, so funny.
Yo, purge the butt up, are we good?
Yeah, look at my jaw. I can't even close it right anymore. I don't look like me.
Here you go to surgery? Yo, prayers for my boy clav, bro.
I'm... I ruined... Now I'm a sub-5. Fuck. I paid for this.
Prayers for my boy clav, bro.
Do a sheer rowing out with- OOOH! That would be fire!
That would be- I'm not lying! Me- me- that's a rowing out would be tough.
The moment she was sniping- CHEW!
Oh my god, imagine, imagine waking up out of the womb and this is your dad?
Imagine seeing this fucking retard?
No offense to this guy by the way.
But imagine waking up out of the womb and this is your dad?
You just know your life is fucking cooked.
Like that's bad bro.
Property bro.
Bro, I'm trying to gamble with you, sweater.
Get off the property.
Sweater, I'm gonna gamble.
Bro, get off the property.
Keep in mind, he was at Sweater's grandma's house, bro.
The lady can't even fucking walk.
Well come on bro, have some respect dog.
Get off the property bro.
Dang, we know this is not.
Get off the property.
I
Get off the property. Yeah, that's crazy
That's correct yo
Yo
What did I miss?
What the fuck?
Remember when you were being weird to me? Uh, when it was when we were at the gym
You see, I know you're in a happy relationship, but that could be very weird, too
This is your warning. Okay, if I were you I would stop coming for me and trying to say I'm with people that I'm not with
Um, I'm gonna leave it at that. Okay, I'm gonna leave it at that. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm gonna leave this alone
I'm gonna leave it at that bro. I'm gonna leave it at that
She extorted me on already the same way she tried to what who extorted me
I'm a round in rats all that shit, bro
Who's
Yeah, fuck who all um
Who who's getting the the the heat right now fill me in on the T?
Fill me in on the T. Who's the one getting the hate self-made of the song?
Jordan Ty Leal
I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna stay out of that one
There's no winning when I talk about it, and I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about
So I'm gonna stay out of that one WPR
He better not you have to be the fuck out of right?
South made with the South thank you
And he seems like a good guy too
He is actually a good guy. Yeah, but I'm mad at him right now because I was in Dubai recently
And I made a joke about Niyan's people and he retaliated with something more personal
personal, saying John Jones is my daddy. So when I see D'Young again, I'm gonna have to
like, put him in this place.
Yeah, Salim was saying the same thing before you got here.
Why are you saying the same shit?
Yeah, D'Young, he better not see ya, I'd be the fuck out of it.
Yo, Rampage. Rampage, brother. Rampage. I'ma just let it be known right now.
I walk around with a pocket knife now. I don't give a fuck, I said it.
So anything you do towards me will be reacted to. I'm not gonna be the enforced,
or I'm gonna be the reactor. So if you touch me, respectfully, your arm is getting
your arm is getting sliced and if your arm doesn't get sliced I'm going for the fucking belly.
I'm going for something.
I want there to be a scar so that when you wake up you see it and you're like,
Neon did this to me.
Wait, what am I doing? Oh my god! No! No, no, no, no!
Reampage! I love you so much! You're a great guy!
You are- oh, what the-
Mollifuckersync 404. Are you dumb? I'm- yo, are you stupid?
I'm talking about GTRP in our new server.
Are you dumb?
Me and Rampage, and I'm gonna, ah fuck it, I'm gonna just say it.
We're launching a server!
We are launching a server, it's called
The NanPage Show
Where we bring people on and we role play UFC fights, we role play
Boxing events and we drive around cars that we can't afford.
Alright, yeah that's great.
That leaves.
Y'all better tune into that, not for real though, it's coming out soon.
Sneeko is not expected to be met, it's crazy bro.
Sneeko's always in some shit.
I feel like there's something we don't know about Sneeko
We just have to figure out because
Some all they come by the I'm gonna love everything insha Allah everything will get better be in Japan listen
There's something about snicko. That's off. Am I alive or no?
When you look him in the eyes, there's something off. There's something off. I don't know what it is, okay?
Like I was at his house and he had like weird like like weird little Easter eggs around his house
And I'm just trying to we gotta we gotta crack down on this guy, okay?
Someone needs to drop the sneaker files. There's something off about him
Wait
Every at Jeffrey Epstein is posted up with Michael Jackson
They put a soft times oh
My god
And let me tell you why this is the AI Michael Jackson is black you fucking idiots. He wasn't white. This is AI
Holy shit MJ was buying a Palm Beach property Epstein was the owner. Oh, they weren't friends, okay
He was
No, he wasn't.
Why do you smile like him? I don't!
Chat! I'm going out tonight! We're streaming the club!
Dubby's in the chat!
I'm going out! We're streaming the club!
It's gonna be a fucking movie!
Kidding kidding kidding kidding I'm kidding I'm not going to the club or we're not doing
that bullshit degenerate content.
Why is Cuffham crying?
What the fuck is that?
What did I miss?
Why is the grown man crying with a sense of costume on it?
Yo what is he crying about bro?
Everything's gonna be alright Pufferfish.
Everything's gonna be okay
Everything's in the fuck oh hell no, bro. Can we give you a touchdown celebration?
King's Rock of the South my brother
What the fuck is this?
Yo yo yo yo, that was the most Jewish thing I've ever seen in my life.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
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Yo
Yo, what is this? What is this brand?
Yup, is that a B?
Yo, BP shook my dick!
Fuck you!
BP?
lame-ass article?
Who the fuck reads articles in 2025, if you fucking random?
Fuck you, BP.
Wait, Washington P-
OH MY GOD!
Even better.
You only have 7 million screen?
Yo Washington Post!
That word was very offensive to me, my people, and you affected my mental health.
I haven't been able to stream because of it.
You're a fucking piece of shit, and I'll be taking action.
The light goes through you, really, I'm still...
You're like a chicken magnet.
A brekkie hill edit?
A brekkie hill edit.
Let me see if she still has the same number.
Let me call her.
You picked the wrong girl.
I got no regrets in life, bro.
I got no regrets in life.
That's one thing about me, chat.
I got no fucking regrets.
None.
Zero.
Because everything in life happens for a reason.
It's ringing?
I'd say it's FaceTime though.
Ah, she didn't pick up, GG's.
I got no regrets, Chad, for real.
Everything's an experience, everything's like,
Chad, sometimes I go back to my camera
when I just look and reminisce on my life.
Because everything in life is great.
Everything that happens.
Chad, if you get hit by a car, it's great.
If you get fucking stung by a beat, it's great.
Bro, everything happens for a reason,
it's an experience, it's a movie.
You're living in a movie.
It's not real life, it's a simulation.
You're living in a movie and this is your journey, okay?
You're on a Netflix film.
Everything in life is an experience and a story
for you to tell your kids, for you to tell your people,
for you to die with.
Understand that, bro.
Understand that.
Why you calling my bitch?
She don't fucking know you, bro.
Shut up.
You dumbass.
You're an amazing pair.
Oh, wow.
Oh, I got some sorry.
There it is.
I knew it, there you have it.
Oh my God, I got no raise at all.
I'm not gonna lie.
Chad, do I look more creepy like this with this blonde hair right here?
Or do I look more creepy like this?
Sh- I look like-
I look like the Menendez twins.
I look like I'm gonna kill my fucking family.
I look more- both?
Yo, you gotta pick one, bro.
Stop being weird, pick one.
Bro, I don't look-
Yo, y'all are- y'all are actually fucking weirdos.
Alright, I'mma buzz cut it. I'mma buzz cut it. If I go buzz cut right now, would y'all be be happy?
Would y'all be happy if I buzz cut right now?
Literally, I'll buzz. I'll go fuck.
I feel like I look weirder here. Like I just look like a like a monster.
Now, I'm low-key. Yeah, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. This is my new haircut.
This is actually my new haircut. Oh my god, I found it.
Alright, not this girl. Oh my god. No, not her. Not her. Not her.
Hold on.
Yo, tell me right now that I wouldn't look tough.
Tell me right now that I wouldn't look tough, bro.
This shit will look so hard. You know Marlin gang? I know I look better the fuck
I'm a good looking ass dude bro, and I know it. I'm doing this. I'm doing this
I'm doing this. I'm doing this. I'm doing this. Yo, this is oh my god. This is
Wait, no, hold on. I need like this right? Yo, you're telling me right now this shit
wouldn't look tough? You're telling me right now this shit wouldn't look tough?
Are you serious? Hold on, Indian... you're right, I'm sorry, Indian blonde buzz cut.
Alright, let me see Indian blonde hairstyles. My mask and stuff, appreciate it!
The fuck?
Shit. All right. All righty! All righty!
What the hell is going on here?
Yeah. All right. Yeah.
Uh, what the fuck is...
And look like this
If Pukunakua wants to stream with Aiden, Ross and Nia
You fucking let him
12 catches
225 yards
And not one
But
Thank you for the sound, Indian Islander generous
Go fuck yourself and thank you for the five dollars you bitch
if you ever see bro on stream again you bet
chat hold on we're questioned why did I
not get hate for this I'm actually confused
like I feel bad like I feel like Aiden
took all the hate I feel bad why did I
not get hate for any of this I'm in the
sidelines just scrolling it's because
your PR? Yo, that's crazy. Oh, Miranda? Okay, okay. You want hate? Fuck, no, I don't
want hate! Aiden is more political, that's why. Bro, if anyone got a chance to stream
a truck, they're doing it, bro. I don't get why Aiden gets so much hate, bro, and it
honestly makes me sad, bro, for real, because he is a great fucking human being.
Sprint
And slam that man's overs
It's a lock. It's inevitable
Okay, let me tell you that
Oh, that's great. I'm not glass amazing bro. W coach.
And would you want to go to a date with Raffich?
Yes.
Yes, so on a double date?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Is that it though?
Do you know what he looks? Do you know what he looks or no?
Do you know what he looks?
Do you know what he looks or no?
Do you know what he looks or no?
Well, I saw a clip.
Yes.
Her mom's bad?
Alright.
Where's Nava?
No, come here a sec, I'll pull you leave.
Listen, listen.
Come on.
Should I try to bring everything to my dad?
Yeah.
How do I find a girl that likes to go to the library,
and likes to read books, and likes to drink matcha and shit?
How do I find that?
How do I find that?
I mean, it's hard work, bro, but you are bougie.
Go to the library oh
My god, you know y'all are smart as fuck
Yo, I guess I'm still stepping foot in the fucking library one of my adork
yeah
Yeah, lost the plot if you hang out with the other 80 Ross and you're a full grown adult with a successful career
I think you were probably just an evil person
You know Blair with no E listen you dump thought all right watch your mouth
Real shit because I dedicate my life to this and you disrespect my craft real shit. I don't fuck with that
Get my name out of your mouth get my dick out of your throat unless you're gonna keep sucking it
All right, and if you let me come in it then you could keep it in other than that get the fuck off my dick
You little bitch. I'm sick of this shit. Stop coming for me. Stop coming from my man's we are innocent people and we love
Athletes we love this shit. We live for this shit. Stop trying to spread us apart and
Now that that might have been my sign to shut up my fucking thing just fell off
Sorry, let me show
See if you can find that Jamie here. Here's listen to this every man addicted to something. Oh, I already saw this
Now I'm like shit. I hopped out so quick. Then I raise my blicking. I don't miss. I let off two shot
So I hit him in this shit not bounty quick what you've been to do cuz this gonna make the news gonna make your move
Talk that bitch get it cuz she's like
She ain't crying and it's so smiley but this bitch look to see what else even done
So we slide out I'm checking my mirrors made it to the house
Hungry I know that I know you man cuz I smoke your man left him on the courage he started smiling
She's a fuck that nigga. He from city
Jack we all like better the only on the new neon keep it a buck don't lie
Older new older new be honest
Okay, let me ask you a question, now that I have you here and now that I have your attention,
what type of content do you guys want to see?
Because you know, I'm over here thinking, oh, I want to do these nice solo IRLs, I
want to go and do this shit, come on, come on, stop, appreciate it, what do y'all
I don't want to see.
It's so funny, I'm seeing people say Chloe and y'all literally spam L's every time she comes in the stream.
So are you guys, are you guys mental? Are you, are you, are you missing, are you dumb? Like, I'm confused.
I'm genuinely lost.
I'm genuinely lost.
I'm genuinely lost.
We want the huzz?
Bro chat! You know how much girl content I've been doing though?
I've been doing way too much girl shit.
Y'all want me to chill out for a second, stay away from the girls, do some other shit?
Like, are y'all not tired of girls?
I'm confused because I thought I was doing too much.
No, oh, okay, I bet okay. I didn't know that I
Don't know that I bet say no more time for that spidey clip
Yes sir!
Anymore clips?
Neon hospital?
What type of picture?
That is not even real!
Yo, AI is so...
Oh my...
YAAAHHH!
NO!
Yo, bro!
I swear to God,
I was clapped before clapped existed, bro,
Bro as a ten-year-old look at me, bro
Look at me. I was look smacks it before motherfuckers even you how to work tiktok
Someone the chest of Jesus
Yo, do I not look I got my hair done
Look at my nice cute little fingers yo, bro
Bug eyes you look way cleaner now. Thank you, bro. I
Appreciate it
Your eyes are bulging out of the socket. Oh my god. They are am I okay? What the fuck? Holy shit
Holy shit
No more clips. I think that's pretty much it anything else we're missing chat anything
We need to catch up on or should we start the next segment?
Anything else we need to catch up on, Chad?
Let me know.
Anything else we need to catch up on?
The next segment, okay.
All right, all righty.
Well, Chad, you know what time it is.
It is time for a special segment.
Okay, I made my account on Hinge.
Hinge is an app where you can go and meet people and find love.
Okay? It's very important that during this setting that we all understand
that I am a very high value man and I'm a very high class man and I need a woman
who can meet my needs. Okay?
By the way, chat, what's better, Hinge or Tinder? I heard Hinge is a lot better.
El promo stop promo you fucking idiot the hell you don't yo
What's better chat hinge or hinge or okay? They're also hinge. All right, but
All right, let's run it. Oh, also, so my phone is gonna be on here. Let me make sure I get no no no no request
Okay, let me let me let me swipe up all my tabs make sure y'all get any info chat
I'm gonna go to my camera roll and stream y'all me to go to my camera roll
I
Imagine
Oh
Off to a good start don't mind if I do
This work wait
Crib ass! Never mind never mind I got it!
We're here! Let's fucking go baby! Let's go!
Now I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I got it I got it I got it
I got it I got it I got it I got it nothing nothing nothing
View new likes! Oh shit!
Wait hold on before we go chat look at my profile
Okay, look at my profile, my hench profile.
Look at my profile real quick, okay?
We got a few pictures, few pictures.
This is one of them, okay?
This is another one of them.
Oh, I got the dog in there.
Me again right here, all right?
Me looking at watches.
And then my dog again, WRL Profiler!
Am I a catfish? Am I a catfish? Be honest!
Yo, wait for me to see me in person.
Shit. Alright.
Catfish, you look AI? This is real. These are real pictures.
Alright, let's go.
I don't fuck you. Okay.
Hold on. I got a like. I got a like. I got a like. I got a like. Hold on.
The fastest way to get my attention sni...
What do y'all think, bro?
She's a Catholic, she's not political?
Short-term relationship?
I think this is the type of road you fucking...
and then get her a...
Comfort Uber, not the XL, you get her a Comfort.
go home. Should I text her or fuck it? Mid? Pass? Alright, I feel bad. She hearted me.
I feel bad. She hearted me, Chad. Perfect for you. You're both chopped. Alright, fuck
off. Who's this? Consistency and thoughtful actions if you like cats. I'm allergic to
this I gotta give you sick I need to boost my shit I need to boost my shit
sorry sorry sorry how are you picking me what's like that shut up bro stop stop
being weird alright should I boost myself or no bro hold on chat stand out
11 times more with one hour boosts I'm doing it
Ah shit, hold on.
I'm boosting myself.
What's that?
What's that, chat for a second. Oh my god, I'm excited.
Adding Iggy in your photo might be the method?
What's the code that I just got sent to your phone?
Yes, it is 017.
Yeah.
886.
Uh, pay, I will pay, okay, alright, thanks man.
Okay, thank you.
Chad, I don't want to miss this, thank you after I say thank you.
I'm confused.
Alright, I love you.
Did it work?
Let's go!
I'm boosted by shit!
And y'all said money can't buy a pussy!
Boost!
Let's go!
What the fuck?
Are you fucking serious?
Yo! What is happening? Boost me!
I'm not gonna get no fucking matches like this! I need to get boosted!
Fuck!
Oh my god!
I'm an idiot!
I'm done.
I'm done.
I got banned for three minutes and I can't.
Mia, can you please figure out how to boost me?
Okay.
So chat.
Mia, I'm weird.
I look at belly buttons.
Why can't I zoom in?
Oh my god.
I'm a idiot.
zoom in that's a good bet and I thought it's a little too big
on one on on on on on on on and she drinks okay okay I like this one like this one this
is valid this is valid this is valid
All right.
Add a comment.
You're, you are something special.
No, you are sexy.
Or you are, you're, you're cute LOL.
You're cute LOL.
What do you think, chat?
You're cute LOL?
L or is? Watch it work! And I'm sending up- hold on. Oh my god, everything costs fucking
money in here, bro! High school rich, shut up, bitch. It's gonna work. It's gonna work.
Oh!
And bro, I don't know the mid-bitches on here!
Fuck! Pressurized this up, thank you!
Fuck!
Oh my god, bro, it's so hard.
EW!
Look at her nose, bro!
Good times with groovy people.
Alright, same groovy in 2024.
Are you serious?
That is...
Alright, terrible.
Holy shit, this is never gonna work out.
This is never gonna fucking work.
EW!
Okay!
Hold on.
Hold on.
hold on okay not bad yo stop saying to look at myself shut the fuck up all right
she's asked oh my god she's a registered nurse let me tell y'all something
thoughts let's appreciate it let me tell you motherfucker something nurses are the
the most biggest freaks I've ever seen in my life.
Yo, yo, let's not appreciate it.
All the strippers are nurses, all of them.
All of them, bro.
I actually need a nurse full time.
LOL.
Come check my heart rate.
That's corny, okay, all right, all right, hey there, I'm just gonna say hey there.
You really caught my eye.
You really caught my eye.
All right, what girl can I call for advice?
This is brutal.
I don't know what to say to these bitch or these amazing women.
Oh my God.
Oh.
What?
What?
I don't have no legs!
Fuck!
My god, bro.
It's not letting me boot, I paid for this shit, dawg.
Fuck, bro.
I got fucking scanned.
Hello.
Yo, can you uh, wait is the tender ready yet or is it still loading?
The tender is still loading for verification on the picture that you sent.
Okay.
And then the boost you can only use an hour and that hour like has passed up already.
No I know but I just bought more.
Okay, perfect.
So why can't I use it?
Um, it should work if you just bought some more.
Can you try to log in and boost me?
Yeah, I'm in the code.
I'm in the...
Curse the sub-jerk stuff.
Thank you.
Um, wait, you're in?
Yeah, I'm in.
But it's saying that the hour has already been passed for the boost.
Okay, can you just try to buy more?
But, okay, I'll try, but it only offered just that long time.
No, no, I just bought...
Hold on, wait.
I thought I just bought it wait, did I?
Yeah, I bought it. I bought $30 worth of it
Okay, let me see what I can do to get okay. Thanks. Okay. Bye
Yo, you can only do one loose per week
There's a cool down
I'm a loser, hinge and tinder, oh my god, this is fucking insane, oh my god bro, I'm
gonna be honest chat, I did a boost off stream and I got one fucking like, oh my god, this
This is crazy. Chopped. Chopped.
Oh!
Okay. Ooh, uh, all right, wait, chill, bro. I gotta chill.
All right. I like that.
Um, hey, let's, let's, let's link. Oh, hey, hey, hey, UNLA. Hey, UNLA. Question mark.
I bet.
Oh, shit!
What do you say?
You're chivalrous, funny, or just laugh my jokes.
I love a gentle giant.
I can play rough.
Oh, yeah, she a freak.
Oh my god, yeah.
Hey, I'm six foot.
Come on. She's 5'8". Ah, shit. Alright, hold on.
Hey there, I feel like I can meet your needs.
Yeah, man!
Uh, chat, how long until they respond to me?
How long until they respond to me, chat? How does this work? I've never done this before.
Someone with a dog, so I don't have to get my own!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Yeah, you're gonna have to go find your own dog. No one's swiping up on you. Holy fuck.
Woo! Can you see? Oh yeah. Oh my god. This is literally the modern day Kylie Jenner.
Does this girl not look like Kylie Jenner, chat? Does she not look like Kylie Jenner?
you wait what are y'all dumb Christianer oh my god bro all right fine bro the one
that the one girl I thought looked decent bro like these are all like girls that
live on farms and shit bro where the thoughts at bro that's my type I like
Thoughts fuck
God
We know
Like look at like bro this girl looks like she's 12 with a fucking boob job bro. What is this shit?
This app is ass bro. Is this really the market nowadays bro?
Is this the fucking market nowadays, bro?
This is brutal look at this shit look at this emo-ass girl, bro
Do better desktops what the fuck are you doing?
Hold on. All right, if it's the girl on the right, she's bad if it's the girl on the left
She's chopped cheese. Yep, chopped cheese. Of course
Hey, can you give me
Your friends number
Fuck it
Oh my god, this is insane
This is bad, bro
Why do I have no likes bro
Look at my profile. I got chrome hearts on like what the fuck is this bro? Why do I have to do a likes?
God, bro, this shit is stressful, bro.
I look like a serial killer?
Look in the mirror?
Go fuck yourself.
Bro, please take that picture down.
What?
She looks like a fucking lock.
Stop, bro.
Look at my chest hairs.
Yo!
Oh, no!
I was gonna take your series.
That's what that picture, bro.
Yo, you don't think it looks bad?
No.
It's with that picture bro!
You don't think it looks bad?
Nah, you gotta take it off, bro.
Look at my chest hairs.
Dude, you look like...
Bro, please!
Why not take it off, bro?
There's no way it's that bad.
Bro, it's bad, bro.
Bro, please, bro.
Look at my hair, look at it.
Bro, it's actually really bad.
You can't get off, bro.
He's not right, Chad.
I got that ass, bro.
How is this bad?
Bro, look!
You look like you're trying to be like Brad Pitt, like you're just like, I look like an Indian now.
Bro, hey, bro, stop.
Whatever.
Bro, please.
Whatever.
Alright, I'm gonna give it, I don't know.
Not how you apologize.
I'm calling the biggest thought I know. I need some fucking help.
I can't hear it, bro.
And it's the phone bitch! Damn!
She's with a sound-fire opera right now? Aw shit. I forgot.
Oh my god, no lights. This is fucking insane, bro. I didn't think the segment was gonna go like this.
I'mma be real. The way I vision this, I thought we were gonna- I'mma be real, bro.
I thought I was gonna get like 30 lights, I was gonna have hella conversations with girls, and I was gonna bring a girl over.
But this is not looking good. Am I gonna lie? Am I-
fucking daughter all right give me a sec bro hold on this is so bad bro hey
crib ass I can't boost it if the boost doesn't work it doesn't let me boost
bro look at this shit is this the wrong app why is it not like
Okay, this girl's kind of like chat we can't settle for ugly bitches, bro
I'm sorry, bro, and I'm not I'm not gonna be weird, but like we can't settle for ugly girls, bro
I just can't do it. I literally can't do it, bro. It's not in me. I
Can't do it
All right chat, let's do this let's like a few more and let's go to tip-talk live y'all
down for that or should we just fucking scrub this whole segment and go to get off this
is insane I'm not logged into my my oh my god I'm not logged into my thing bro I'm
not logged into my tip-talk bro all right all right we're going to talk live like
This is absurd, this is absurd bro.
A sexy nerd with a personality, why are you lying to yourself?
Holy shit, holy shit.
You've got a verified profile.
What?
That's how you get a boost.
Are you serious?
Yeah, verified.
How do I verify that?
It's easy, just load it to your settings.
So I can boost, it's not over yet?
Yeah, it's not over yet.
That's why are you sure yeah?
Am I gonna see complete what though?
Complete what the fuck is asking the fucking complete you got a fucking. Did you write these yeah, I read in fact. I love basketball
Drinking no wait. Oh yeah
Why cannot verify my account
uh complete yourself it's not letting me what's it saying to fucking complete
I'm so confused bro this might be a sign what the fuck you completed
everything he asked me to figure it out it's fucking same no just tell her to
do on her phone like why is no one responding to me bro
fuck
You have a pretty smile
Like I'm not even I'm not even excited to do this thing. This is crazy, bro. This shit hurts, bro
Oh my god you gotta put a bag on her head and we fuck this girl bro.
No bro.
Nice bro we got a fucking Optimus Prime GG.
I can't do it.
You're not verified they think you're a catfish?
You got a verified bro.
How do I verify bro?
I'm getting fucking mad bro.
How do I fucking hide from the stupid?
I can't even know who I am.
How do I verify?
I'm probably saying you got a fucking computer.
I don't know what the, you might just need to fucking chop.
They can't recognize your face or something shit.
Jack, look, how do I complete my profile?
I know you, I know you virgin, or no, there.
Is virgin TOS?
I know some of you virgins be using this shit.
How do I complete my profile?
Look, it's, look, look, look, look, come on.
Wait.
Look.
With ID, check email, tell her to check email.
Yo, can you check email?
like look bro it's not working fuck bro who is this kid calling virgin? you! you!
fucking you!
you said what?
I'm done bro I'm done what is this bro I'm literally
Like look at my it's my profile not good a random fact. I love basketball 21 man straight six-foot
Don't have children want children. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I'm Muslim
I'm Middle Eastern
like
This year I really want to find the one
Together we can go out on dates stand watch movies and cuddle like is this not a good
This is not a bitch's what! I'm confused!
Go out on dates, stay in, watch movies and cuddle.
I'm not even trying to nut! I'm trying to cuddle!
Yo, Ego said cuddle equals ex, so I'm like, Ego's more than my life.
This is a great profile. Why is it not working?
And I put the pronouns. He slash him.
Is someone like a burglary?
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
We need to free this out now.
You might have to take talk, brother.
Yeah.
How does TikTok work?
Bro, you just go live on TikTok?
How do I hear the audio?
Because I can't hear it on my phone.
You go through here?
You want live in LA, you'll be able to do it in here for years.
Am I gonna talk through here?
Yeah, you just talk through there.
What do I do, bro?
Well, there's Facebook dating too.
Bro, you mean to-
You don't like a no.
You mean to get fucking killed?
No.
What do I do, bro?
Oh, they're facing dating, too.
Bro, you're making me fucking killed?
No.
So you're telling me the reason is because I'm not verified.
And that's the reason.
Yeah, that's the reason.
So how do I verify myself?
Let me search, though.
How to verify your profile on hinge.
Exactly.
So other people have the same problem.
User Selfie Verification Process requires...
Wait, what?
What the fuck?
Click Get Verified?
Yo, dumbass, I did that.
You may be out of voice prompt, bro.
Maybe that's why.
How do I edit?
Go over there.
Is that it?
Uh, out of voice prompt.
I don't think you can do...
How do I do it?
Okay.
You gotta choose one.
And put your deep voice.
Yo what's going on beautiful ladies? I just wanted to say that I'm glad to be
on this platform and I'm happy to be here and I just want to find the love
of my life because at the end of the day you know God is great and I'm just
really really horny. No I can't do that. Yo yo yo yo yo checking in this
This is McIlarfeek, this is a real profile, but yeah, a daily essential of mine is I need
my bitch to suck my dick when I got morning wood in the morning.
Alright?
Other than that, I'm very playful, I'll trick on you, I'll get you right, I'll buy you
a purse, and I'll make sure that I pleasure you back.
Is that T.O.S.?
God stop.
Is that T.O.S.?
Nah.
I have something to push my leg down my life.
A daily essential of mine?
Fuck, bros.
I'm going to talk like myself.
A daily essential of mine is, I think, for me, I just want to be happy.
You know, happiness is everything, and I feel like a partner is important to have next to you,
to make you happy and to help you achieve your dreams and your goals.
No, no.
Where your voice is too high-pitched.
You got to be for that.
Bro, you sound like-
Shit
All I ask is that you take care of me and cuddle me and I
Sound such a fucking loser dude. Hold on. Okay. This is bad. You sound desperate. Yeah, you're right
all I ask is that you heart me and
and swipe up or swipe right?
This is bad.
I just feel like I wanna bitch suck my dick in the act.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, you gotta be a bad boy.
I'm not doing this, all right, hold on.
I'm just, I don't mean to hurt you.
You gotta do one prom.
You have to do a prom.
You wanna do a prom.
Oh my God, I'm desperate, bro.
Just do one of the fucking proms.
Why is this not working?
Cause it's gonna do one of the proms.
Are you serious?
Yes.
How do you do it?
Yes, because you haven't done any of the proms
so you have to clear proms.
Oh, you're right.
It says one.
Okay, a boundary of mine.
Okay, hold on.
What's a good question to answer?
I gotta do a prompt.
Steer, give me a sense if you feel like you see my groves
fucking wash the dishes, clean the fucking house,
and I'll look after you straight over.
I love women a lot.
They're not a random fact.
Because it's a random fact that I love.
I love when my significant other,
do they like that word significant other?
Yeah.
Okay, let me start.
I love when my significant other is there for me in times of need
Is that good
Jesus Christ
You sound AI oh my god, dude y'all are so annoying
Playin'!
Bleh.
Alright.
A favorite memory of mine is when I was live with Kanye West in Spain with 150,000 live viewers.
It was a great experience being with the A&M team.
And it was one of my most high paying streams that I've ever had in my life, so it was great.
Bang!
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah!
Bang!
Yeah!
There it is!
That's the fucking one
You need to get the dick about the money though. Hold on. Wait, I know the things
One of my favorite memories is when I went down to Spain to do a stream of the a it was a great experience
Meeting him and his team and just learning from one of the greats. It was one of my highest viewed streams, too
So it was great experience
Fucking stop me in the middle
One of my favorite memories was when me and Kanye West linked up in Spain, we did a stream
out there, when he dropped his album, we did a whole roll out of my stream, it was a great
experience, I had a great time, and I feel like I learned a lot from him.
Beautiful.
Let's fucking go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Alright.
Not a verifier.
I think, I think, oh my god.
Not a verifier.
Oh my, it didn't work.
What the fuck, dude?
Now this looks like an idiot.
I'm up in my height.
I'm upping my height.
Did you get it?
I have no lights, it's got to be glitched.
Maybe it's because you guys are both fast.
Kick the fat butler?
Okay.
Click on the tick on your profile.
Yo bro!
Yo!
Yo, I'm lightning!
I love you brother, but you're acting like I didn't do that.
Yo, do you guys have a live picture brother?
Right now?
No way!
Did I get your live picture?
No! I don't look good right now!
Wait, I have a live picture.
Take a selfie.
How do I do it?
Bro, you gotta get rid of this Oreo one and put a picture of you.
Oh, hold on, I gotta...
Oh my god, GG.
It's gotta be a live picture because it says go to your camera roll.
No, that's as good as camera over here.
It's 7 Saint GGs. Y'all are so weird.
Oh my god! Why am I getting no hearts bro?
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I'm also Middle Eastern Eastern
You just wait my shadow bit
Yo, is this skill based matchmaking?
What is happening bro?
What the fuck is happening?
Look at this shit.
Fuck man.
Okay.
I want someone who truly enjoys traveling.
Here's the curiosity.
I'm too busy.
Sorry.
Maybe next time.
Ooh.
Wait.
Oh my.
22 year old mom that goes to USC.
You know what that means.
I'll be there for your kid.
Fuck it.
Okay.
Alright.
What do you mean TikTok Live?
TikTok Live or no?
Happened to Lacey?
What do you mean happened to Lacey?
Yeah, I think it's a glitch actually.
What?
I think it's glitch.
Are you sure? Is it a glitch?
It has to be a glitch.
Why does it say yes? We're gonna ask.
The whole... I think it takes care of a lot, I think.
Okay, I'll do it.
Yeah, you took that log, right?
What?
You took that log, yeah.
Tender just sign out and sign back in
Tender Tender is not working Tender is not working grinder. No, bro. I won't wait. Wait. I want to go on black people meet. Oh
Oh, BLKF. Yeah, the BLKF.
You? Say what's up to the chat?
What's up chat?
Where are you at right now?
I'm in Virginia right now.
Is that where you live?
Yeah.
Okay, so when are you coming down to LA?
I don't know. I have no plans to.
Okay. What are you doing for New Year's?
I don't know yet.
Who's this? I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember. I don't remember, Sidney.
Yeah, I don't know. What's up?
Oh, yeah, they love you. The chat loves you. Okay.
Wait, you said you don't know yet?
Mm-hmm. No, cool.
Okay. You should... If you're not doing... Fuck, I'm going to Australia for New Year's,
but in January let's plan something where you come down here and we do a bunch of shit together.
Okay, I'm done.
Okay, I was like, what are you drinking?
I like ginger ale.
Oh, you like that?
You don't like ginger ale?
I just spilled it on myself, oh my gosh.
Oh damn. What have you been up to nowadays?
What have you been doing?
You know, like, I've just been like
traveling a lot, but
I'm planning to move to Miami.
I've been traveling a lot.
I know the last time I was there
I was thinking about moving to LA
After my visit, I was like, no, I'm definitely not with a dolly.
She's like Miami over L.A.
Yeah, what can I say?
I'm like an East Coast girl.
Yeah, I feel you.
I feel you, I feel you, I feel you.
OK, all right, well, they're saying GGs.
No, Chad, she's a homebody.
She doesn't go out.
Yeah.
Now you do go out a little bit.
Like my family and my dog.
You have a dog?
Yeah, like a French bulldog.
Well, it's like my mom's.
We gotta have a playday. I have a cute little dog.
Oh yeah, you have that little white dog, don't you?
The fuck?
Yeah, she's like, no, she's not white, she's like brown. She's light brown.
Oh, never mind.
I remember you telling me something about your dog.
Yeah, yeah, I love my dog. I love my dog.
Um, okay, all right, bet. Let's link up soon and then we'll do some shit. I'll text you.
All right.
All right, bye.
See you.
All right, Jack.
We got a lot of options. We got to see what's the best. Do y'all fuck with her? Yes or no?
Yes? Yes, yes, yes.
Wait so, how do I do TikTok live if I don't have followers on my account? It's like a random account.
How many followers do I have?
Like 300, but can the chat just spam?
Yeah, the chat can just join it.
See if you can have the feature to go live.
Oh, I might not have it?
Yeah, you might not have it.
Wow, who's...
Where is it?
Is it the plus one?
Yeah, you can go live.
Alright.
You're asking me to do TikTok live?
Okay, the fucking burner is that, though.
Huh? So someone used my account,
or someone used my number to make it on the account,
so I just stole it from them.
Okay, how does it work, though?
You gotta basically go on and then your whole chat drillings
and then when you go on you can like,
there's gonna be a list of people that are live.
Damn, bro, I wish I had my TikTok account,
bro, I lost it.
Fuck!
Why did you lose it bro?
You got so many followers on it.
I know.
I know, I know, I know.
Let me see if I got any more matches.
It's because you're not fucking verified bro.
You think it's a catfish?
Over the ship.
Fucking over the ship though.
Over the ship.
Oh my god bro.
Why is it not working?
It is working.
No it's not.
I'm tired?
Why are you tired bro?
Bro, just something that can reconnect.
Why is it working?
Neon more chopped than onions bro?
KTRIBO this up, thank you.
KTRIBO your phone.
so you work for me? I don't want to work for you
what the fuck is not working?
airplay VA, ethernet
Ryan trying to collab?
let me call Ryan
I
Can't believe this didn't work. I know you fixed it
I still have no likes there's no point even showing it. This is fucking insane
It's actually insane chat. Was this the job? I think this was gonna happen be honest, bro
This is like this like the wizards beating the fucking thunder. Just unexpected
Look at this shit. Nothing literally nothing
Huh my tinder is cooked, bro
Now Ryan call back
Yo
I'm all used to
What are you doing?
the thing that you do, Austin, I just didn't promote it.
Oh shit, okay.
Oh, yeah, we stole a lot.
Wait, should I promote it or not?
Yeah, are you live?
Yeah.
Yeah, bro, what the fuck?
You like put on my story?
Oh, I mean, yeah, I think you should.
I love the gel that you put on me here.
Hey, but where are we?
I thought we were gonna watch the fight today.
It's crazy.
We are gonna watch the fight
after I'm done streaming.
What do you mean?
The fight's not for another few hours.
Where are we?
We're watching it together.
I mean, do you not want to, bro?
Okay, I love you, bro.
All right, yeah.
I'll bring your ex.
All right, I'm gonna bring, hold on.
All right, I got someone for you.
Hold on, now I've been,
yo, I got some revenge for you.
I've been cooking.
I've been cooking.
I got some revenge for you, not that.
All right, bro.
Peace.
Chad, I'm gonna announce who I'm bringing on.
It is, ah, I'm not gonna do it to you, Ron.
You know what?
It's all right.
I'm gonna just let it happen.
I'm gonna let it happen and you won't be like, what the fuck?
All right.
I'm gonna let it happen.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop.
Stop making the spot hot.
Stop making the spot hot.
Stop making the spot hot, bro.
All right.
I am going to do what I wanna do and y'all gon' see.
Y'all gon' see.
Is TikTok live, live, active with girls?
Does TikTok live have girls?
That's insane, like, what the fuck?
All right, how do I find him?
Come on.
You just go to um
For you
Why are you trying to go there like okay wait so so we have to start my own life. I have to
Okay, I need to switch my profile Chinese for my profile
Oh, hold on. Let's wait. Let me try to hold on. All right. Wait, Chats. Y'all want to talk live, right?
Y'all want to talk live, right chat?
Why is this not working, bro? What the fuck is this? What's happening?
It's not working, bro. What was it called again?
Hurry up. We are y'all in a rush
Are y'all in a rush, bro?
But real quick, I wanna tell y'all something
before we continue, okay?
It's a very special thing.
As you guys know, I have been paying my clippers
a lot of money.
The last cycle was a million dollars.
Take a wild guess real quick.
Chad, how much y'all think the new cycle
of clipping is?
Just guess, just guess for a month.
Take a wild guess, bro.
All right?
Take a wild guess.
I
Yep, all right y'all are close. It's not like 800k. Okay, it's 800k
I want to put y'all onto something that my clippers have been using and a few of them have been doing and testing out
It's been working very well. There's a there's app. Okay. There's app. I'm going to submit an app
It's called cryo cryo.ai C-R-A-Y-O dot a I
Oh calling please pin the link what this does, okay?
What this does for you chat is it automatically clips up for you makes it the easiest thing possible
You don't have to even do it yourself you go on the app and you make it happen. Yeah, it's so funny
Y'all go on the app. Okay, and you make it work not for a little clipping money is insane motherfuckers. We're making bread
They're making bread bread bread bread off clipping. It's insane nowadays. All right
it works very well if y'all want hit the pin link right there, okay, and
and use my code NEON, let me make sure the exact one,
but it should be N-E-O-N, yep, it's N-E-O-N for 50% off,
it's about expiring in like five, 10 minutes.
So if y'all want to use that, go ahead,
and it's an automatic clipping thing, it's insane.
Take a look at it, try it out, worst case scenario,
it'll work and what, you just don't click.
It works very well, it's very fucking good,
and y'all should go test it out, go show some love.
My boy Moosa started it up, it's an AI thing,
and it's very interesting.
He might as well get on the wave, make some money.
Mothfuckers are in villages in India.
They're making bread.
People are like taking their families
on crazy vacations and making bread.
It's crazy, bro.
It's crazy.
The clipping game's getting crazy.
That's the easiest way to clip.
Tap in.
The link is pinned right there.
Show some love.
Kyle AI, it's a great, great platform.
Great, great thing that they have going on.
They've been running it for a while.
No bugs, no nothing.
And yeah, tap in.
Tap in, chat, tap in, tap in, tap in.
And it literally gives you all the most viral clips
in the stream.
simple um so yeah and if you want to be a clipper you already know DM me all this shit
shout out to all my clippers shout out to all my guys i have a bunch of people and i got personal
relationships with my clippers now it's crazy back then like it was a lot different now i really
talked to my clippers one on one uh a lot of them i can consider my friends and i fuck with
them maybe so shout out to all my clippers i love y'all so much i appreciate you guys for
everything for you but yeah all right chat chat chat chat chat let's get this tiktok
I got to switch my profile up low. Can you try to load this in real quick?
So how do I hear from?
Where's edit edit edit okay?
neon
What should my ad be you can change your name every okay?
Neon sing
one two
Neon sing
Neon twitch
That's everything.
Underscore.
Is Cribbett pregnant? No, he's just fat.
I lost a lot of fucking weight, I'm not fat.
Neon Twitch 7.
Chill.
Alright.
Alright chat, let's do it!
And maybe change your profile picture to your face.
No, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Actually, I probably should.
Edit photo, take photo.
Sorry chat, one second.
Alright.
all right all right we're up and running all right ha it's stalling fuck off
all right how does this so I just go in random I still got no likes this is
absurd this is actually absurd I have no fucking likes holy shit okay all right
Let me try to figure this out um desktop. Please work. Please fucking work
Why is it's not working?
Can you please tell me why it's not working commands? I don't why it's not working fuck man
Why is it not working bro, I gotta get tight
It's n-session
I
Don't need to I don't need I'm getting bored. Yo, bro every desktop shimmer does this shit every desktop shimmer does this shit, bro
Yours is working
Just go live on yours
Okay, how many likes me how many followers you have me forward I go live
This is fucking it's a extra zero likes I'm over this shit. I'm like yo change your title
Change the fucking title change your title bro change your title, but not you burger not a mod
All right, you got it
I'm sick of it.
This guy's like fucking wiping his phone.
I'm not wiping my phone.
Yo, you set. Shut up, you dumb creep.
Do you want to lie? All right.
Wait a sec.
How does this work?
How do you do it?
No, it should be the lie on the top left.
There's no lie. Oh, here it is.
All right, L planning, we're having a solo IRL stream, do y'all want to see me solo IRL, are you serious?
Who this?
Oh I got it!
I think I got it.
Who the fuck is that?
I don't know, but it's some girl I found.
Hold on.
Why is it not working?
Is that me?
It says you're connected via ethernet or some bullshit, bro.
I don't know.
No I lost her!
Fuck
You know I can't do can't I go and take talk on here
No, I'm saying can I just show it on here? Yeah
But I'm a login
I don't know, alright.
Cool, okay, alright.
Let's find one.
You don't know how to do solo anymore?
This I do, bro.
You go solo, relax.
You go solo, you go solo, you go solo.
Alright.
I need to find someone.
I need to find someone.
Why are there all girls on here these are girls do
wait Ron found his girlfriend on on tiktok is that true did Ron deadass find his girlfriend
you serious oh my god this is my time no hold on give me a sec give me a sec
bro holy shit okay how do we gaming you lifestyle girls love to talk I say
no more who is
Uh, so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna pull it up on here because I need to see my face
The fuck is happening sorry time a little slow
Oh my god, perfect
He's not available
I stole it, I see it.
Why is it so difficult?
I don't know, I don't want to throw it because I'm too big.
But I stole this from her.
What?
Because I regret not to mine.
How are we doing today? Really good.
I'm trying to meet up with a pastor.
Because then I get...
She has her Venmo in her thing.
This is insane.
See, before I ever look fire.
This is insane.
Ha!
I'm about to move on.
Oh, like I said, like I said, okay, what the fuck is happening?
We're going to dinner. I'm going to
N-o-t
E-l
Are they?
Okay, here we are.
I don't know if it's still the ice rink, but I like the old ice rink, but
All right, I found one
What happened to my mic?
Did it fucking unplug?
Yeah, it says in the class.
This is shit show.
Thank you again. I love you so much.
Absolute fucking shit show right now, man.
What is happening, bro?
What the fuck is happening, bro?
Is this a good one?
No.
Is this one good, Chad?
That's right.
What?
Yes, I'll come just come to the family dinner again. Oh, you can meet my grandparents
Some food bro. Where am I? I don't know what I want tonight like alright, man
I'm so hungry like I actually I got you. I'll feed you. I'm gonna give you some dick answer
Request I requested
Everyone's gonna add me on twitch 7
Come on
why is there I got it because it's fire love love
everyone's been at me on twitch seven thank you whatever I don't know how to
say that I mean I requested you swirl dirt
Come on!
You said love
Oh I like this
I'm just gonna add neon, what's her tix up?
Can you keep a secret?
What?
Y'all why are we being rude?
Anyways, um, add neon
Who? Why are we...
Yeah, guys why is everyone kneeling at me?
Who is Neon?
Andy! She didn't even know me!
Will you add them on live or add them?
I request it.
Or just add them?
No, I request it.
Neon, you don't see a chance.
Why is everybody saying this?
Wait, I'm taking screenshots of this.
Oh my god! She's talking! Let's go!
Why am I adding you?
Adding me on the world.
Andy Shorty!
Guys, this is ballistic.
Why are y'all saying this?
She's creamin'
What?
What's wrong with somebody else?
Add me on, add me on, add me on
Whoa
She's creamin'
Should I?
Don't add him, don't add, add him
Guys, what?
Add me bro!
Oh yeah, we got me
Neon will change your life
Requested guys, add him on what?
On here!
I'm so confused
I requested to join your live
I'm gonna spend all of this
And you penta
I'm done
This is fucking insane.
Neon is rich?
What?
I requested-
How on earth is she?
You don't follow me though.
I'ma follow you.
You don't follow me.
I followed you, I followed you.
And it actually doesn't say that you requested.
No.
I don't see requests.
Oh, I do.
You can't do anything crazy.
I won't.
Should I? Wait, should I? Should I? Should I?
I'm scared should I look at these losers don't add
him on these three don't do it don't add him okay a lot of people saying don't no yes
don't why is he's weird okay everybody saying these words are not gonna do it
You guys are freaking me out.
Yes, do it.
Guys, stop.
See what's going on me.
This is insane.
Okay, let's see.
Give me on.
There's no, he's hot five streamer.
I'm so scared.
You need him for me.
Just kidding.
Am I gonna get banned?
No!
Can you be so cruel?
Oh my God, I love this.
Oh stop
Should I for real all right listen here Blondie
Yeah, he's weird okay, you're not gonna get banned. Okay wait, okay, we're not gonna add a neon if you're listening
You better be good
Yo
Was good was good how do I turn my camera on hold on give me a second yo
No!
No!
That was good, how do I tell my camera on this?
You see me!
It's on here.
All right, here we go.
You see me!
I don't know, I don't know.
Yeah, why is everybody telling me I do want to hear?
I don't know, I don't know, I'll leave it like that.
Okay, I don't know.
We're quick, quick question.
How old are you?
I'm not allowed to drink.
Okay, but you're over 18. Yeah. Okay. Okay. What? Can you see me or not? I just, you,
He's his ex Chloe Parker. Why is everybody asking me it?
Oh, I don't know. I think I'm live right now. So a lot of people just they're probably just flooding in your shit.
Well, can you hear me? Yeah.
Yeah, they can be.
Follow me, because everybody on my freaking thing
is telling me, is gaslighting me
and just letting you into my live.
Oh yeah, so what do you do for a living?
I actually am a swim instructor,
but I go to school for nursing.
Okay, okay, okay.
Wait, so my chat asking, are you single?
It's complicated.
Oh, he's still fucking.
What?
No, like what do you?
No!
Oh, okay, okay.
I feel you.
Can you?
Okay, well anyways.
Perfect, can you write me on a scale of one to 10?
Hold on, let me make your face bigger.
Okay.
I don't know how to do it.
Oh wait, yeah I do.
Do I expand?
On a scale of one to 10?
Yeah.
I'll stand up ask everything asking about his child everyone saying ask him about his child
My child are people saying ask you about your child. Oh, do you the child?
Wait, how old are you?
I'm 19 okay 19 in September 21
Okay, so
Um guys chat hold on I'm gonna mute I'm gonna mute I should be I can't be for you
just kidding okay wait should I everyone's saying ask him about Sam Mary said three
out of ten damn don't lie to him okay no how tall are you how tall are you
Well, it's two.
You're six foot?
Yeah.
Okay, well guys always add an extra two inches, so that means that you're like five.
Okay, if you want to play like that, how many bodies do you have?
I'm not telling you.
It's not double digits.
I'll tell you that.
Why are you saying like it's a flex?
I'm not.
I'm just saying because a lot of people I know are like, oh, you look like...
Can you zoom back on you so my chat can see you? They think you're very beautiful.
Yeah.
They don't want to see you anymore.
No, they could see me already.
I don't know how to do it. Hold on.
Okay, there we go.
Okay, guys.
So, okay, so I'll tell you around like five. That's still good.
I just wanted to say, you know, you're very beautiful.
I'd love to fly you out to Los Angeles, California.
Um, and you, you can, you know, uh, I have a penthouse or three bedrooms.
You can have one of the bedrooms.
Uh, we can just, you know, make a bunch of content.
I'll get you a Birkin.
Um, you're glitching.
Oh, you'll get me a Birkin.
Okay.
Um, but yeah, what are your, what are your thoughts?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I got to think about that.
Okay.
You're kind of putting me on this spot here.
I feel you, I feel you, but you didn't even rate me on a stand-up.
Wait, let's see what Mary's saying.
Who gives a shit about Mary, Dan? Who was Mary?
I give a shit about Mary, that's all nice.
Mary, get the hell out of the stream, all right? We're not talking.
This is-
If you're mean, I don't think I want to.
Oh, no, no, I'm sorry, I was just joking, sorry.
Can I get out for the day real quick?
Can you get what?
Out for the day, can I see your full outfit, please?
Yeah, I'm going to dinner you going to dinner with my grandparents, okay? Can I wait no weird shit? Can I see your belly button?
Yeah, okay. I'm a good belly button good good good
It's Pierce
No weird shit. Can I see you looking at me like that's some like
Some like threat to the to the world. I can't say the word, but you know the T word
what? Never mind, forget it. I gotta teach you a lot.
Has everything asked him what 5k means? Ask him about Kanye West. Guys, what?
Um, okay, I'm just gonna cut straight to the chase. Could you see yourself making babies
with me? What? I'm sorry, huh?
What?
Did I say something wrong?
That's ballistic.
I'll be- no.
Damn!
All right.
Fine.
Fine.
How to get the bleach out of your hair respectfully. Why is some people saying you have STDs?
No, shut up you dumb f***! Oh my god!
Dang!
Holy shit! I can't, I can't, I can't.
I'm sorry, but my chart is kind of like single or something. I don't know if I should I don't know
Yeah, I'll be honest you're the first go out over talk to and to talk live and I think you're the reason I'm never gonna get on this app again
I just want to let you know that um, this is not a good
I would not recommend um and um
Um, nah, you know what, let's end it off on a good note.
You want to come to my island?
I'm good.
OK.
All right, well, it was nice to talk to you.
Yeah, it was nice talking to you.
I hope you figure out your situation
shit with that loser that you're dating.
And I hope he spoils you like you deserve.
Well, thank you.
Of course.
Have a shitty night.
Okay.
You guys have a good night too.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit, man.
Why is he salty guys?
Is that a good,
a good,
a good,
a good,
a good,
a good,
a good,
a good,
a good,
a good,
a good,
a good,
a good,
a good,
The bitch W jokes on you
Jokes on you he bought
I'm not doing this I'm off this shit. I'm off this shit. He's just click farming that was ballistic
Fucking light girl, man. I'm over the shit. I'm not doing this anymore
I'm not doing this anymore. It's not what I'm doing. I'm not this I'm not no bro. I'm not belittling
No, I'm not belittling myself. So you guys can get content. I'm not doing that. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good
Next segment bro neck. No stop saying more. I'm not doing that
I'm not belittling myself so that you guys can get some content bro. That's not content, bro
That's not content. I'm getting violated by dumb thoughts, bro. I'm not doing this shit. I'm not doing this shit
That's not good content, bro. That was funny. No, was it brought it like that? That was a funny bro
She's on my ass, bro.
How the fuck did Stable Reveal find his wife on the ship?
How?
How did Stable Reveal find his wife on the ship, bro?
How?
All right, put it one on the chat
if I should do one more.
I might do one more, potentially.
Put it one on the chat if I should do one more.
Maybe I'll do one more, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe.
All right, I'll do one more, fuck it.
Was the audio and shit good though was the audio and shit cool don't you like could y'all see properly
Was audio and shit cool was everything fine
Yeah
I'm a final more final more
I don't know if she's in for that, but she's crazy.
There's a fight tonight.
Now why are all the bitches on TikTok?
Yo, I might have to start.
Yo, bro, I might have to start doing this shit every day.
Hold on one sec.
Oh my god, it's this girl.
Oh my god, the crazy girl.
Yo, chat!
Chat!
It's the crazy girl.
Oh, hell no, it's not playing with you.
It's the crazy girl.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Oh my God.
In the strawler.
Xbox controller.
Like a nerd doing a movie.
Oh my God, I love this.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah, all my friends.
They all love it.
Oh yes.
Yo, Cribbers.
Yo, Cribbers.
Oh my god, I love this!
Who's on your content?
Yeah, all my friends.
All my friends.
Oh, yes!
Yo, Krimz!
Krimz!
I got my content?
I'm doing this everyday, Chad.
Who is that?
She's the crazy girl!
Yo, yo, come to my room ASAP.
I need you to log into your shit, please.
Please, here we go. Bye.
From Brad's Gym, Jack!
No, I got it. I got it. I got it.
How do I reply?
She just blocked me!
She just blocked me!
What the fuck?
She blocked me from like, from the thing!
What did I do to her?
I'm gonna need you to put some respect on neon's name.
Do you really think Homeboy's gonna be in my life,
spending his Friday night being in my life?
Do you really think Homeboy is gonna be spending
his Friday night watching my life,
watching me eat brown beef?
Yes, I'm here, I'm here.
It's me.
It's me.
It's me.
I am.
Yeah.
I got lots of fun.
It's me!
See you grumpy, I'm just gonna eat the rest of that.
I think I'm gonna eat it.
What the fuck, bro? She blocked me, bro!
She's that ass blocking me, bro!
Next one, Chesh, we go next at your nose!
Should we go next or no?
I'm gonna go
She's really blocking it for me right now
This is insane
Whatever bro
Whatever bro
Alright
Next one chat, next one, next one, next one
I'm scrolling.
Hold on a sec.
One sec.
I gotta find another one.
If y'all have any names, let me know!
Oh, shit.
The president's door is open.
No, my god.
Dude, Christy? No, no, no, no.
Share your screen? I'm looking through my phone, Chad.
I'm looking through my phone.
I'm not glad. It's all ugly girls right now.
I'mma be honest.
You're acting like we would ever be separate.
You can never be mean.
It's all ugly girls right now, Chad. I'mma keep it a buck.
Here, what is going on the back here?
Brother, you need to put that away, please.
wait who the fuck is this what the fuck is this
this guy just logged into my account rose construction worker
Oh my god I got one.
I got one.
It's a Fora brand though.
A Destiny 50 out of 10 ginger.
Fora points.
It's real, why don't they believe me?
She said it's a fake neon.
She said it's a fake neon.
Oh, thank you bro, thank you, thank you.
Hold on, yo, yo, yo, give me two seconds, hold on, ah, shit.
It's real, it's real, I promise.
Hold on.
I'm sorry.
Oh my god.
Why can't they hear you?
Sorry
Check home. Oh my god. We can't hear hold on. Excuse me, ma'am. Give me one second
That sounds like it I don't know this voice I never watch this video. Why is it my mic working?
Hold on don't skip me don't skip me
I
Can't do what's that? What's that one girl like that neon be like this is it X now? Yeah, bro. Come on. Yeah, really boy
You hear your heart you watch your mouth, bro
It's good all right
Hello
Hello
No
Wait.
I'm not trying to like...
Go away!
Say my name, say my name is Kiara.
Kiara, Kiara, Kiara, Kiara, how you doing?
Go away!
Kiara, that's good.
Okay, hold on, let me...
Oh, it's muted.
You said who's Sam Frank?
Wait, is this a real this is real this is real this is real this is real. Um, sorry. What was your question again?
Are you really neon? Yes, that's me
Are you in twitch right now?
Yeah, I'm on twitch. I'm on twitch. How you doing today beautiful
I'm good. How are you doing? Well doing well? Um, where's where you from?
No, what oh my god, that's kray
Sorry, I like
Wait, wait, where are you from? I?
Don't say that I'm from USA by the Italy you live in Italy
Okay quick real quick for the chat. Can we get it out for the day?
Sorry
All right, um, this isn't gonna work out
The vibes not there yet, it's not oh
My god, I didn't mean to follow her that's an accident bro. Oh my god. I
I can explain I can explain I can explain that is not I don't oh my god
That is
Fucking bro, it's cuz I used to follow her bro
No, I think that's weird or something
That's how my bird are you dumb fuck?
So why follow now I've been I've been following bro. That's I've been following what are you talking about and why is my mic not working?
Why is my mic not working
What's wrong one more
What is this?
What is this?
Ew!
Fix your audio?
Why is more audio doing that?
Why can I, why can y'all not hear?
I don't get it.
I genuinely don't understand.
Okay, maybe...
It should work now.
Oh, that's why I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot bro that's why there it goes ill work in a set chat
Well
We're gonna
Just watch my stream. Oh shit. It's all love. No bad. No hard feelings. No hard feelings
Yo, I'm a question y'all be looking at girls tiktok lives cuz I'm scrolling this dead-ass only bitches
Yo, what we're the good-looking girls, bro
Yo spam some spam some tiktoks me to go in
Spam some tiktoks, I can't find any good ones.
Spam some good ones. Take this girl off my screen, sorry.
Spam some good tiktoks.
I'm scrolling, I can't find one.
Alright, we might be cooked. We might have to run this segment back later.
What the fuck? It's an Indian.
We set your lives there on your DMs? Let me see.
Am I DMs open?
In box. Let me see.
Let me see, let me see, let me see. It's so scuffle, it's not.
Um, hold on.
Im usually on there from one to three in the morning? Oh my god.
Oh my god I found someone.
I found someone.
Oh I found someone.
I found someone.
Georgia?
Pinned.
Thank you!
She's, oh my god, she's British!
She's British!
Oh my god, I need an account.
I need an account.
Crippas!
Thank you!
Come here!
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you.
How do I add him?
What are you f***ing recording?
This game is called scams and I'll show you
Yeah, they literally
Everyone is going
I'll do it after this
Alright, 16 seconds
16 seconds
Predictions chat, are we pulling this at all?
Predictions
Predictions
Predictions
Predictions
Predictions
Is it crazy?
Is that serious?
Fuck, why so excited?
Alright, victory lap!
What the fuck is that?
Guys, I don't know, but I'm so much faster than everyone.
Yo, I requested bro, what are you doing?
I request it bro what are you doing?
Um, so where you press rematch press on end it
Stupid fucking Brits
Press rematch
Press end it
Dumb Brits man I'm over this shit
Brits
Come on let me show you
Oh my god
I don't know how to end it
They're in the same room
Oh, you've got to have someone so say if you go to add. Oh
Exit leave March. Oh my god. This is a three-some situation. Let me lock in
Right, how do we add him? Oh my god
He's requested requested
Neon guys, how do we find requested?
Yeah
Guys tell him to invite him. Tell him to invite her.
I did!
He got tired of waiting.
He has a request.
Oh my god.
There's a fire in my finger. What do I do?
Hello, you need to request, hello, you need to request quickly.
Yo!
Hi!
I'm asking the battle.
You guys hear me?
Yeah, can you hear us?
What's up guys, how you doing?
Good, how are you?
I'm gonna turn my camera on, hold on one second.
Alright, here we are.
Hello!
Hi!
How are you?
Doing well, doing well.
So, are you guys in the same room?
Yeah, yeah. Oh wow are you guys sisters?
Wait, you're gonna bow. I'm not gonna battle now. I don't do the battles, but I'm just here to talk, you know
Well, what's the way so if y'all are friends and you're in the same room, what's the freakiest thing you guys have done together
Nothing. Okay, okay, okay.
It's one of those.
You got that.
Just friends.
George, yeah.
I just wanted to say you're very beautiful.
Oh, thank you.
Of course. Are you single?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, can you just for the chat, can you rate me on a scale of 1 to 10?
No, I don't rate you beautiful.
I don't rate you.
Wait, so,
I hear your accent, you're British, you live in the UK.
I do, yes.
Okay, okay.
You know, do you know who Ed Matthews is?
Yeah, I've heard of him.
Wow.
You know who Mo Dean is?
I don't know him.
Have you heard of Mo Dean?
No.
Creeeeeee!
Have you heard of NHS Tiki Taki?
I love you.
Yeah.
Okay, interesting.
Have you ever thought about coming down to LA?
I've never been, but yeah, do you want to go to LA at some point?
Well, lucky for you I have some credits with Southwest Airlines.
I do.
I think, you know, I can get you a nice hotel.
I think you should come down here and we do some content together.
Sorry?
Sorry?
What?
No, not like that, I'm talking about some streams, um, we do some streams, you know, we catch
and follow Universal Studios.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
What are you talking about?
So.
Oh, for real?
Just like streaming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have extra room in my penthouse so you can stay here.
Yeah.
Why not?
Can Jess come?
what could just come um yeah I'll get her hotel
just to say yeah she can come so you'll stay you'll stay in the penthouse and
she'll stay in the hotel is that cool
for bedroom oh wait oh yeah I live one extra bedroom so it's kind of it's kind
Oh, okay. Wow. So people are commenting, right, telling you to ask me about people.
I know, and if my...
There's a few names here, actually.
Oh, I don't know. Do you want to ask?
No, no, thank you.
Don't listen to them. I'm not going to listen to them.
How's your day been anyway, now?
I'm not feeling good today.
It's been cool, it's been cool, it's been cool, it's been all right, you know, I've been looking, it's crazy, I've been looking for a British king and then he came up on my free page.
Did I?
Yeah.
Yeah, a lot of people have mentioned in you in my life to be bad.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it was just, it was meant to be.
Why do you laugh at everything I say?
God, I'm sorry.
I need my water, how?
Must be accent.
How old are you? I'm 25.
Oh shit, I'm 27.
Are you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I literally turned 25 on Friday.
Oh, happy, happy, late birthday.
Thank you. I am the stainless-dreadnet.
I'm not going to lie to you.
You're looking very, uh, length.
Oh, thank you.
Appreciate it.
What do you think about me?
Yeah, your leg too.
Oh, thanks.
So, that offer in LA, what are you thinking?
What's the actual plan? Like, go out there,
just do a bit of streaming, scuba.
Yeah, we can do a bunch of shit. We can go out, go to some,
you like going to the clubs or not, really?
Well, I don't mind. I don't go as much as I used to.
Okay.
But I know it means LA, so...
Mmm, it's a great experience. I live, so in my penthouse you can see the Hollywood sign,
so it's like the whole thing.
Yeah, you guys love that.
I love that.
Where are you, where's your family from?
So we're obviously from the UK.
We live in, like, South South, in the UK,
in the place of Devon.
We've been out of it.
Like, London's, like, South, but we're, like,
in South South.
Thank you, ladies.
Cool.
Yeah, have you ever been to the UK?
Yeah, I've been to the UK.
They've tried throwing acid at me.
No, I haven't, I'm not.
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Yeah, it was insane.
Where was you?
Where was I? I was in
some square where there's a lot of people
and then some random guy with a mask
tried throwing acid at me. It was fucked.
That is so fucked.
Wait, what scene was you in?
I loved London.
London?
Yes, I have been in that.
Yeah, it was crazy.
I've been having trauma ever since, so I've been really sad.
No, that's how she's saying it, anyhow.
What did you say, um?
Oh, so what's wrong with the boy and the guy?
You and the other, she likes you.
What did you say, Jess?
Hold on, let me ask you a question.
What is so funny?
I'm not even sure.
Because me and Jess have been the same room.
All right, listen here, Jess.
All right, you can come to if you want.
I have a friend for you.
He's tall, he's black, he has dreadlocks, you're going to love him.
I have multiple options, I have a fat friend, he's Moroccan.
I have triple.
Triples.
Oh Chris, I'm sorry.
So everyone's kind of getting here that you're like next to me now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They just rate me on PSPN top three streamer in the world, so.
Really?
I don't think I am, but you know, that's what they're saying.
Not bad at all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, Iggy Azilia?
Yeah, I've heard about.
You know what, I saw your streamer's actually.
Oh, you did?
about. Okay what did you think? No it's good it's good she's lovely. Yeah we're gonna spend
new years together so I'm excited. I think that's really nice. We have a question um Georgia is it
rude to call a girl a tart? Yes. Yeah. What does that mean? Although there's like this long
tart thing going on at the minute. I don't know what this is all about saying yeah. That thing is not
a fucking like when we were like two years three years ago when you call someone as
It kind of means that you're going to make up your own group.
So it's not a good thing.
OK.
OK, OK.
So let's actually chase.
Come in.
What's the word?
Yeah, sure.
Seriously, what are you afraid?
I'll come.
I'll go to LA.
You'll come to LA.
No, I need to get her on.
Get her on.
I'm going to get you a first class ticket.
You're going to have a bed.
OK.
And then, um, yeah, wait, that was for the, wait,
No, no, it's just you, no, no, it's just you, Jess, so the doctor's appointment.
No, no, she's at the doctor's appointment, she's coming.
Well, Jess, can you explain to her why you can't come?
Jess?
I have a doctor's appointment.
Thank you.
So, okay, um, I'm going to, wait, when are you free to come?
Oh, this is Jen.
Yeah, no, I knew you were on the serious side.
Oh, this is serious.
Oh, I'm dead ass.
Oh, yeah, no, Nia's not joking about it. She actually has streams all the time.
Uh, guys, two roses.
Oh, look at me. If you say no.
No, she's busy.
She's busy.
Yeah.
Oh.
That's okay. All right. Well, um, it's all right. Maybe one day. It was very nice to meet you guys. Have a great night.
Hope you guys enjoy. Okay. Until next time.
Okay, guys. Bye. Take care.
Okay.
Shit that ass was told me. Am I meeting Iggy and Zillia?
I'm trying one more bro and I'm all up, bro
They look at me like some fucking joke
Well, what's the ha- Oh?
Yeah.
I just heard it was Jen!
I was like, oh no!
You're reading it!
Yeah, I'm reading it because I've always thought of me as like, um, extrema.
Why have you got me on the bed?
Um, because he wanted Georgia.
He wants Georgia.
Yeah, that guy is crazy well played.
Oh, it's a big stupid stream, but Georgia's like, no.
She got a fucking guy calling her.
Gigi.
I felt like the wind was going in a different way though, it was going in a different way.
It was. It was so going in a different way. I was like, it was on it.
Is that the same thing?
It's huge.
It's all over my phone, you play.
That's what he said.
Yeah, George has no idea.
No idea.
That's what I mean.
Wait, George, do you know who Marlon is?
Huh? Do you know who Marlon is?
Marlon.
I'm not doing this shit again. Never ask me to do this shit again.
Never tell me to do this shit again.
I promise you I'm never doing this shit again. Stop telling me to fucking do this shit.
Suicidal
I thought that we were meant to be you took my heart and made it bleed I gave you all my
edge to see I told you
Feel the depth of me left lipstick on my hand
Should we keep going yes or no?
One thing about me is I missed 30 shots but I'm gonna make my 31st shot you bitch
I'm fucking not I'm not going out like this bro
No!
No!
You took my soul from me. You gave me all your ecstasy.
I thought that we were meant to be. Your love is suicidal.
For me, your love is suicidal.
To me, your love is suicidal.
Last one. Let's see.
She has a man in her shit. So let's see if...
This dude, Kriba, has logged out. Are you...
Oh, here we are.
She has a man in her thing. Let's see if she skips the man from me, alright?
and from here.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Just requested me get to know me. I'm a good fucking human man
Yo
Hi
How you doing?
I'm good. I'm sorry. I'm gonna turn my camera on hold on one sec
It's not him
Hello, is that guys is that the guy the same guy that you guys are telling me about?
Hi
You treat me like some like some like some homeless animal wait am I supposed to put like a red carpet for you?
I'm like no you're like like you just keep saying I don't know him again
You don't got to know because I don't know you introduced yourself go ahead
But you got attitude all right
Okay, sorry, hi, my name is Mikhail nice to meet you
I'm a lesbian streamer on Twitch
No, so why do you have the air beginner name so there's Arabs are Christian, you know that right your Christian
Yeah, you know, there's air, there's a Christian too. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. What are you?
I'm Muslim. I'm Muslim, so. Where are you from?
I'm from Houston, but right now I live in Los Angeles, California. What about you?
What's your background though? I'm Indian. I'm Pakistani and Indian.
Oh wait, Pakistani or Indian because you can't be both. No, I'm both. I'm half-ath. I promise. Wait, do you stream on Twitch?
Yeah, I'm a Twitch streamer. Is that lame?
I don't know anything about Twitch. I've always wanted to stream there, but I feel like it's a little intimidating.
No, you're good. I think the people are loving it. This is a perfect opportunity. You should come to LA and stream with me.
Oh, really?
Yeah!
Like, how do you stream? Like, go live on Twitch?
Yeah, we can stream together. You can come here. I'll get you a nice business class ticket.
Um, you'll have a nice bed and then you'll come here and then I'll have, you know, fruits,
edible arrangement for you. Chocolate covered strawberries? Yes, that what you like? Yeah.
Okay, I also have a Birkin waiting for you depending on how it goes.
Wow, you're awake. No, no, no, no. You know what? You know what? No, no, no, I'm not,
I'm not doing that. I take all that back.
No, no, no. You said you just set up Berke. I don't know what, like...
Real quick. Okay. Before we continue, can I...
Is there anyone who can get it out for the day?
Out for the day? It's this. It's a one-set.
It's a one-set.
I'm standing up. I'll go out.
I don't want to stand up. I'm not feeling like it.
Please, for me, if you really, if you really come on...
I don't know you. Sorry.
Well, it feels like we've known each other for years.
Really? How old are you?
How old are you?
I asked first.
are you actually yeah what about you I'm 25 I'm gonna be 26 next month that's
like that's like a that's like a $500 gift you should be acting a little more
like like have you ever hit her man if he pissed me off yeah oh I like you
Wait, so you live in LA?
Yeah, I live in LA.
What do you do for a living?
I stream on TikTok.
Oh, this is how you make money?
Interesting.
Yeah, my TikTok.
Okay.
And then I do some Instagram brand deals and stuff like that.
Okay.
What do you look for in a guy?
I'm taller than me.
How tall are you?
5'4".
Oh, well that's okay.
It's not that hard to find a guy taller than me, to be honest.
I'm pretty average, kind of.
Is your body all natural?
Yeah.
Okay.
Like my face is not all natural.
Yeah, it's okay.
Everyone gets their face done.
Are you single?
Yeah.
Okay, what happened to your last relationship?
What is this? I don't even know you!
I can't have a conversation with you god damn it!
What happened to your last relationship?
Why are you single?
Um...
Uh, just some shit, some shit went down.
No, no, no, tell me, what did she do?
Or what did you do?
I didn't do anything.
I just broke up with her to focus on my career and my life.
You think that's fair?
Fair, what do you mean?
Yeah, I mean, I'll still always have love for her.
It's just, what is this, a therapy session?
Damn!
Are you asking me questions?
I'm asking you questions back.
You're right, I'm sorry.
You kind of like, I'm not that much.
Wait, wait, wait, I'm curious.
Are you like, like straight?
What?
straight no you said you're a lesbian in the beginning so I wasn't sure if that's
like wait I just want to know is that we live in 2025 we live in 2025 it's normal
to ask these questions.
All right, who am I?
Who am I to ask you?
Your hair is a little bit.
Do you actually think it's a good idea to go out of the hair
and like, Justin, give me some highlights?
Is there a problem?
I'm not going to lie.
Where do you live?
I live in Toronto.
OK, I'm going to get a girl to fight you.
Go, I box.
Let me see your one, two.
I'm not showing you nothing.
I want to show you in real life.
I wanna show that girl, tell her to come.
Oh, you wanna show that girl?
Oh, shit, okay.
Tell her to come, I'll show her my one-two hook.
I'm not gonna lie, she knows how to fight though.
Like, she's like really, really, uh.
Yeah, she might know how to like strip it,
but I have technique.
Okay, I'll do it.
And I have speed, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So have you ever been to the States?
I'm in the States right now.
Where are you?
I'm in New York.
Who flew you out to New York?
Can you not?
Excuse me, I'm here with my mother.
Oh wait, let me meet your mom, come on.
She's in bed, and she just.
Come on, this is an important moment.
My mom doesn't meet guys that highlight their hair.
She just laughs.
No, that's cool.
You know what, have a great day.
God bless, enjoy your life.
And I'm putting the D to C to allow you and your mom.
Wait, what the frick?
I rebuke this energy.
You shouldn't do that to a girl, you know that, right?
If you're gonna do that to a girl, that's why you have highlights in your hair.
Because you've done it.
I'm just gonna speak, all right?
I didn't tell you to speak, shut up.
Like a good boy.
No, I didn't tell you to speak.
Yes, good boy.
I can't hear something.
You're lucky.
Quiet.
Quiet.
Good boy.
I'm better.
I'm better.
How are you doing?
Good boy.
Quiet.
Yes, thank you.
Yes, off my face.
Okay, I'm gonna make a hat.
I'll be back.
Talk to my chat.
Be useful for once in your life.
Thank you.
Hi guys, I don't know why you follow him. Can everybody tell me why you guys follow him and watch him?
Like what does he do? What is the other than just like
Go just leave
You guys what does he do he streamed with Kanye West okay, and what a Kanye West thing
Did you like him anyway? So you're from Toronto?
Who are you now?
No tell me, I don't drink by the way, so I'll let you know.
Really?
I'm back.
Yes, good boy. You put a hat on because you don't let anyone see you.
Oh my God.
I like to rage bait you. I like to rage bait people.
You're not rage baiting me. I don't care what you say.
If I keep talking about your hair and calling you.
Your private part eight yes, okay, okay. That's you're done. You're done
Guys, I thought he was a famous streamer. What the fuck is he talking about? I
Thought he was a famous
Very famous the water fuck when you say that
You're fucking idiots!
Why would you say that?
You're so bad!
Oh my God!
I can remember, I can remember.
I don't know what you're fucking talking about!
What the fuck is your name?
You fucking cheats!
You're so bad!
You're fucking idiots!
you
you
you
you
you
No, no, I swear, I swear, I swear, I'm a good guy, okay, all right, hi, I'm back.
I just, I'm gonna be honest, the highlights thing got to me
and I shouldn't have said that, and I'm sorry.
So I did rage bait you.
You did rage bait me, and you made me feel like
less of a man, you made me feel like a woman.
And you gotta understand, I'm a streamer.
So when the chat says that it's different,
but when I have someone in front of me saying it,
it really hurts my feelings.
So it just, it got to me a little
and I shouldn't have said that, I'm sorry.
What's your content?
Like, what do you stream?
It really depends.
I just go around and just live life and do a bunch of fun
things.
And do you just like collab with other streamers?
Well, yeah.
Sometimes, you know, artists, NFL players, NBA players,
all this stuff.
Are we good now?
I just don't want any bad blood.
It's fine, but that was really like a-
I know, I know.
You ragefated me.
You see now I have a hat on.
I never put a hat on. I usually love my hair. My mom told me it's amazing.
Aww.
Are you close with your mom?
Yeah. Yeah, I am. She's a sweetheart. I was just with her a few days ago.
Yeah, and she told you like, keep doing that to your hair?
I'm just being curious. You said your mom loves that. I'm just curious.
Yeah, I know. She said I have a face only a mother could love.
and she told me a lot of great things and she said she loves my hair but honestly
I'm just gonna fucking get my shit cut off now. I don't think you get like a buzz cut. I think that's a great idea.
I used to have a buzz cut. Let me show you a picture right now. Let me know what you think, alright?
Alright. This is me with a buzz cut.
Oh, that's sick.
You liked it.
Oh, I love it.
You liked it.
Yeah, I see you look more of a man like that.
What the hell are you staring at?
A hundred percent. Just go buzz it right now.
Alright, listen here.
No, actually, it's fun. I think the chat would love it.
Why don't you come to LA and buzz it for me?
I won't do that, sorry.
Why?
I think you should do it on stream right now.
I think you should come to my house and do it for me.
I don't know you you're just a random man. I don't know what you want.
Well, maybe we can meet in, uh... Listen! Listen!
You! No!
What the hell are you talking about?
Collect! Collect, thank you so much. Collect, guys. They'll be collecting a shot.
Oh, my God, I'm glad you're here. Come on.
Collect moments. Thank you so much.
Oh, another ten dollars!
We're gonna get that for you all without money.
That's more. That's more.
You're gonna get that for you all without money. Good job.
Do you have you ever gone to Birken from the Hermes store?
Yeah, I've bought a girl of Birken before, yes.
Did you buy a fake one from like Turkey or something?
No, I got money. Hold on, let me show you a watch that's worth more than your entire life. I'll be right back.
That's so childish.
Thank you, Collacta. I appreciate you.
Okay, sure, he's rich but he clearly just says the wrong things all the time.
He cares about money if you don't have the interest.
I got the interest, you got the wrong foot.
We're still getting off the wrong foot.
Oh, hey! Eat walkie with a 10 gift to thank you.
So this right here is what you call a Richard Mill, okay?
This costs what you've made in your entire life, okay?
How do you know how much I've made in my entire life?
Well, because you said you do TikTok Live for a living and you're freaking out every time you're on.
That's not all I know in my safe. I actually have another it's called a p. Skeleton's worth 150k
So I don't buy fake stuff actually you know what you know wealth is quiet people that have money
They don't brag about it. They don't show it. Well, you say how much it is
You know wealth is quiet. Well, listen here. All right, bitch. I'm talking. This is my
No, shut up. I'm talking. I'll shut up. I'll
Drop you. I'll drop you. This is my life. I will drop you right now
Fuck this shit. The bitch fucking dropped me.
What the fuck is going with this kid bro?
What the fuck is going with this kid bro?
She fucking dropped me.
That kid.
That kid is not real.
Oh man.
Stop telling me to do TikTok live.
I'm not doing this shit anymore.
You said I have an ego.
She told me I buy fake purses, bro.
What are you talking about?
All right, better order than 20 gift in.
I love you.
I love you, thank you so much.
Thank you so much, Arkmatter, thank you.
Thank you so much, Arkmatter.
I appreciate you.
Oh my God, I don't care.
She's bad, I still, oh my God.
All right, I'm the next one.
Fuck it.
That'd be better.
I don't care how much money he makes!
I don't care how much money he makes!
I promise you, I don't care.
Money can be gone tomorrow.
Gone.
Money can be loose gone tomorrow.
What do you have left?
Huh, I don't want to chat safe facts.
I can't, I can't, bro.
I'm just like, something like that.
I can't.
I don't know who he is.
I'm gonna watch him.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Why does every question I ask you seems like a diss to you.
I'm asking you a normal question.
No, because you say stuff like that and you're obviously trying to make like, you're trying
to show me.
But this is what I mean is bringing out your insecurities.
Maybe you're insecure about it.
I didn't say that.
I don't think I'm ever going to find a girl in this world.
I'm honestly, this world is like.
Why?
There's a lot of terrible people out here.
All these girls are either, they're either getting up.
There's a lot of guidelines up here.
I don't know.
Why? Why?
Because maybe you're looking in the wrong crowd.
I know, and that's why I'm happy to find you.
Oh, Lord.
Okay, listen, all right, I have a proposal.
If you say one disrespectful thing.
I would never stop.
I'm not that type of guy.
I don't give a, I don't give a,
a break about the views and the clips.
if you say one disrespectful thing.
Okay, I know, I'm sorry.
Do I look better with a hat?
100%.
Thank you, thank you.
Please never take it off or get a bus cut.
I'm just being honest, like what?
What am I going to lie to you?
I'm a very honest person.
All right, you're right, okay.
And I feel like, you're like a, okay,
genuinely, what happened to your last relationship?
It's personal, he just, he just.
You cheated on him.
No.
You fell out of love with him.
I just grew out of it.
So you broke up with him?
Yeah.
Okay, how long was it?
Like a year.
Tim, do you not care about the guy?
You just broke up with him?
I do, but like, I just know we're not meant to be.
I like toxic girls.
I'm not toxic.
I'm actually not toxic.
If I was toxic, I would still be with him.
Okay.
He's asking too much? I know he's asking too much. What about you? Have you ever been in a relationship?
Yeah, I've been in one. Honestly, only one. I have one body.
When was that?
It's been... I've been single for like five months.
So you just got out of a relationship?
No, it's been five months in my life. It's like three years. It's been a minute.
Why did you break up with her?
Just so I can focus on myself, you know, a lot of off-stream, you know, I can't deal
with arguments.
What was she?
What was she?
What was she?
Like, was she Indian?
No, she was white in Filipino.
Ooh, that's a nice mix.
Filipino girls are fire.
Did I say anything wrong?
Do I have myself?
I don't know.
Ooh, that's a nice mix.
Filipino girls are fire.
Did I say anything wrong?
Do I really tell you I have a shitty taste?
I'm trying to tell you, you did good.
Okay.
So your ex's name was Majed?
Majed?
No, that's not my ex.
Oh, okay.
Why is everybody saying Iggy?
Iggy, oh, Iggy, that's my friend.
That's my friend.
Thank you.
Who is Iggy Azalea?
Iggy Azalea is your friend?
Yeah, we're doing New Year's together in Australia.
I'm going to be streaming.
I know you said you're going to start watching my streams.
No, I just want to know, why do you have so many people
watching you?
What do you do?
Real quick, I'm not trying to be weird,
but you just got a galaxy.
Can you thank them?
They used their hard-earned money on you.
I didn't realize I got a galaxy.
Oh, that was me.
Sorry.
Thank you for the galaxy.
Appreciate it. Thank you. So now for real like I'm being like all jokes aside everybody saying you're fun to watch
So I'm just curious
Oh, yeah
Wow, you're really seductive
Okay
Okay, let's move on. Oh, no, but no, but I know this is not really my content. Thank you so appreciate it almighty
Why are you on Facebook? Wait, how did you find me?
Someone in my chat put your name and I was like, okay, I'm going to go and see
and then I was like, oh, okay, this is a very beautiful woman.
Let me talk to her and hopefully build a bond with her.
I don't think this is going to work.
Why? Why would this not work? I'm confused.
I don't know. I feel like you just...
You have a lot to work on.
Okay, maybe you can teach me.
No, I'm not here to teach you or maybe I could teach you some things. No, I think you should start with buzzing your hair
You like to do the guy that the Punjabi guy
You ever seen him yeah, oh he's dead
Are you good?
What are you making fun of a dead guy I didn't know he was dead. No, yo, hey
Now you weird I'm like a lot that's not cool
I'm hanging up on you he passed away you're weird. Okay, rest in peace. I didn't know he was dead
Listen, are you born in America?
Yes born in Houston, Texas
Oh cool. So what are you doing here? I'm just here for Christmas. You celebrate Christmas?
I'm freaking Christian. What's wrong with you? Yes. All right first off calm your attitude. No, first off,
first off, watch your mouth. Count to 10 before you say anything.
Watch your mouth. I don't care if you have an RM. It's probably you have to like finance that
I don't give up on you because
who do you think you are?
You don't look like you have money, you look dusty.
In the most respectful way, close your ears please.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Who's he is?
Nope.
Bye.
That's it, I'm not adding him again.
Fuck that, I'm not adding him again, bro.
Oh man.
Am I dusty?
Am I dusty, Chai?
Yes, you know, am I dusty?
Look at me brother, there's no way!
I'm trolling, isn't he a troll?
Doesn't he a troll people?
I'm trolling in that.
She's feeling the air by checking my waist at my time?
He's trolling, you can handle it.
Am I wasting my time, chat?
Or should I go back?
He's trolling, I'm trolling.
I think she's feeling me, hold on, let me go.
That's not actually him, that is him.
What do you mean?
I'm giving it one more shot.
Mom, wait, let's get across the kitchen!
Yo, this is the best content I've done on desktop
I'm not doing that
you control me but like
huh?
no disrespect
you feel me?
alright send her more something
no I can keep requesting bro
no
no!
Adamie back to talking
alright
she gives Adamie back chat
she's feeling me obviously
I love you Lash thank you
last time
no
no
she's gonna do it
drop a uni and I'll accept you
yo bitch what
are you fucking stupid
drop
yo bitch no one's dropping you
uni and I'll accept you
But I know you can't cuz you're dusty. I know you can't afford to be dusty.
Oh, he's so upset.
No shit bitch!
Rage, rage, rage.
I drop him if I want to. It's my stream.
If he's gonna close my ears, I knew I was coming
I knew he was gonna try to say something dumb. You're so lucky. I'm on twitch. She's stupid fucking bitch
I don't think you should add him again. He keeps calling you
I don't really care
That's enough entertainment
My job, you know, I'm not I'm not a trick bro. Stop
I'm not a trick. I'm not dropping nothing roll stop talking like that. Stop. I'm not dropping nothing on there fucking
I'm doing it wait in my
He did fumble. I did follow. She's so bad. I actually thought he was cool in the beginning. No, I
Thought he was cool in the beginning bro
But no, I'm not gonna lie. His hair is crazy
His hair is actually crazy
you know like I used to see people get highlights I used to see people see like
see people get highlights like back in like 10th grade you know that's what's
so crazy to me it's like there's no way you actually know go and like ask for
highlights you think she's feeling me fat broke you kept walking him what
Oh my god, you have to!
Oh my god!
You have to, bro!
Oh!
Lilia!
Oh!
Oh my god!
I'm gonna jump you and be humbler on my way.
Wait, Assi-Po, she's so bad, you know.
I don't know, because I don't watch.
She's so bad, my ass.
I'm only on TikTok.
She's so bad.
It's not exposure, guys.
Um
Sure, that's great, but like I'm not being I don't want exposure if I'm being this respect. I didn't disrespect her
Did I I don't need exposure if I'm being this respect. All right. I'm not a very normal
I'm good if he if he wants to like not you know, I won't do that. I won't I won't just
You're fine.
I got a fucking place!
Hi George!
How are you?
Good, how are you?
I'm good.
Are you battling?
What the fuck?
Yeah!
George!
Oh my, I almost said that word.
Oh my god.
I really don't care you, John.
Oh my god, I gotta get out of this.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
You disrespect me.
Oh my god.
When you fucking piece of shit George would disrespect you look at this guy. Yeah, he's getting pussy. I'm not streamer neon. Oh
Yeah, where?
He joined to he joined my life as a guest at first out
I didn't know who he was and then everybody was like it's him on him
And it was like a hot account that has 700 followers
collect
Tell me a freaking collect moments Maya
And I accepted when it was actually him
But he had me like on his switch and there was like almost like 800 people in here and he had me on the switch
And then he was fine
We were just trolling and then he just like said something and I dropped him
I'm like my fucking dad like and everybody's like well like it's good done exposure. I don't care about exposure if it's bad
Are you dumb bitch? Fuck you. That's how it gets. That's how those streamers are. I know I know neon. He knows me
Fuck you are
I
Swear, I didn't even know we was and I told him I was like your hair looks really bad
Yeah, bro. Is he good my god in George?
They have clips already. Oh, I can't set the flag bro. Fuck that guys four roses shot. I'm done bro
I'm gonna rebound. That's all right. That's cool. It's cool. Thank you so much. Give me new names, bro
That's four roses shot
I don't know who this guy is, bro!
She already sucked his dick. It's over.
I've never seen this many studs together.
I'm going for a fucking lesbian. I don't care.
Give me, I need a rebound. I need a rebound.
I need a rebound. I need a rebound. I need a rebound.
Help me lock in chat. I need a rebound, bro.
I'm giving this one more try. One more try and then I'm off this shit.
I'm going to watch the fights. We gotta hurry up.
I need a fucking rebound.
I need a fucking rebound.
Give me names, chat! Give me names!
I just got mogged by a guy named George.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I found him.
Ew!
I'm not going back. Shut up, bro.
I need a rebound. Shut the fuck up. Send me names.
Give me names, bro.
I'm not going back shut up bro stop stop I'm not going back stop stop stop stop stop
stop give me names of people that are lying
Drop a uni no dude no it's done bro it's done stop bro on to the next all these
other girls are chopped bro I'm not going back that's a bad look bro she can't make
I'm not doing that I'm insecure now on God there's no bitches on here give me
name check phone
No peeking. No. You thought you were missing something. You got out.
You moved!
Alicia Cherry. How long was this?
I'm not even thinking right now.
I can be asked to figure it out.
Missing.
Alisha cherry
A-L-I-C-A-C-H-E-R-I-Y-639
C-H-E-R-I-639
Who the fuck is that, bro?
A-L-I-C-A-A-L-I-C-A-C-H-E-R-I-
Who else, chat?
Go back?
No, bro.
I'm not going back.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
It's done bro it's done leave it alone bro
Mouda M-A-W-A-D-A M-A-W-A-D-A H-L-A M-A-W-A-D-A H-L
Abort mission, abort mission, abort mission.
The girl that she's trying to portray herself as,
she is not, okay?
Abort mission, bro, all right?
I'm hearing a lot of crazy things.
ALY, I'm gonna try this, ALY, ALY, SIA, ALY, SIA, Megan.
She just sent me the ugliest 50 year old lady
I've ever seen in my life.
yes ray yes yes yes stop stop stop chat chat chat chat yo how do you still chill chill chill
alright last one we're gonna try this one oh it's
oh it's jnx
yo what is wrong with you people
I mean, I'm being a little off, a lot, so...
Bunny Bunny 924
Bunny Bunny 924
That's literally Chloe. What are you doing? You weirdo? Are you a loser?
Fucking fuck
Are you a fucking loser?
He looked up to the house
He was fresh
Huh?
No, she's not bad. Ew, what the fuck is that find me find me more for me more
It might be cooked. Oh, hold on
We might be cooked I might be cooked
We might be cooked I might be like
We might be cut chat it might be the end of the road there's no one else it might be the end of the road chat
Send name shot send names most like last goes out don't follow her
And GX lives I just don't get how stable Ronaldo found his wife on here and I can't find shit
Oh she's ugly bro. We need good women. Pretty. Pretty. S-I-I-N-A. No bro! Huh? Who? Who is
It's a national count
You don't look you do it. Chaya water yes or no
Chaya water yes or no yes or no yes or no yes or no
Yo, this chat is so weird
I
Love this one. See no bro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No chat no no no hell no look yes
Other like big girls on here like that that unknown
She's not bad chat. She's not bad. She's bad. She is kind of bad. She's bad. She is kind of bad.
Look! No, no, no. She's charmed. Bro. She's charmed, she's charmed, she's charmed.
Is she charmed? You need me last? I'm just calling this charmed, yo bro.
Alright, what's your thing? Fuck it. Right, bro. Last one.
It's, um... M-A?
Hold on.
I told you I would explain it for a while ago, but you just ignore me all the time
I
Would have been told you this
Yeah
Exactly they're all saying no
They're literally all saying no
No, you can't
Why bro bringing juice into my life only I went to go see what's up
I wash
I don't care! I love porn stores!
I'm kidding, chat.
Guys, how do I add a menu?
Oh my god, she's feeding, she's feeding.
Oh, okay, okay.
Got one rose.
Give me one rose, team.
My phone's gonna fall.
Let me lock it. Let me lock it. I'm not gonna be weird, I'm not gonna be weird, I'm not gonna be weird.
She's a fan.
I don't want fans, I'm a supporter, I'm a supporter.
I'd welcome back.
Drop that guy.
Drop that guy.
If that were yo, this works like a motion.
The car is Neon's account.
I don't want to...
Huh.
Lock in. I want the chestnut lock in.
Don't, let's have the hat on, bro.
The hat's good. That's good.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Try those.
Neon's trying to join?
Yeah.
Like the IRL streamer?
To battle?
I don't know if they're being... or I don't know if they're lying.
No!
No mama, they're not lying!
They're not lying!
When does Neon stream on?
To cut off her!
I don't know if they're being...
I don't know if they're being...
Ah, Niko, play on double.
You fucking owe it to me at this point.
Double good!
Double good!
I hope this is the right one, guys.
Keep it on with the book.
Oh my god.
Yes!
Kick that book around.
Oh my god, except that.
Can I take that off?
Alright, I hope this is the right one, guys.
Yo!
Hi!
It was good. It was good. Hold on one sec. Let me turn my camera on.
Is it actually you, Neon? Yeah, it's me. It's me.
Alright. One sec. You're good.
That's not... There we go. Hello!
Hey, how are you?
Don't want to weld, don't want to weld.
Wait, um, real quick.
Do you like, does my hair look weird?
Um, just fluff it out a little bit.
Maybe it's like the hat made it flat, just fluff it.
No, no, that's just how it looks.
I like it.
Oh, thank you.
I'm just gonna leave it on the,
how's your day going today?
Good, I literally just got on.
Oh, shit, yeah, it's my first time on TikTok.
I don't really do this.
Are you also streaming on Twitch right now?
Yeah, I'm on Twitch. I'm on Twitch.
Good.
Wait, what city are you living?
I live in Chicago.
Oh, Chicago's beautiful.
It is really cold right now, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it snowing down there?
Yeah.
I feel, yeah, I feel, yeah.
I've lived in a family in Chicago, so I'm there,
I'm there like at least a few times in the year.
That's cool, that's cool.
What do you do for a living?
I'm right now a college student.
student. I don't really do anything. I do like social media as a hobby, but that's really
it.
What do you do at college?
I don't stay where I go.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, sorry, sorry.
You're good, you're good.
Wait, how old are you?
I'm 20, I'll be 21 in like less than a month.
Cool, cool, cool.
I'm 21 and less than a month.
Okay, what are you going to do for your birthday?
I don't know yet.
You still trying to figure it out?
Yeah. What should I do? What did you do for your 21st?
I was in Vegas because I love gambling so I did like a 24-hour stream gambling.
Wait, so you said you watched my streams right?
Yeah, I see them come up on my 3U page and stuff like that.
Let me see if you're lying or not. What have you seen?
I've seen your stream with Iggy.
Okay.
I like that one a lot because I like Iggy.
We're spending New Year's together in Australia so that's gonna be cool.
Ooh.
Nice.
single? Yeah I am. Okay cool cool cool. Well how long have you been in single for? Wait are you, I don't think you're single are you single? Yeah I'm single, who told you I wasn't? Oh I thought you had a girl. Who? Sam? Sam? Was her name Sam? Oh no no no that was years ago. Oh okay. Yeah yeah yeah. You're a little late to the. I think I am yeah. Yeah you're late. Wait so you said you, how old are you? I'm five one.
Oh, okay, you're petite.
Okay, let me guess, you are Filipino?
No.
You're Mexican?
No.
You're from Iraq?
My dad is half of my family.
What are you?
Middle Eastern, yeah.
What part?
My dad is half Egyptian, half Iraqi, and my mom is half Lebanese, half Iraqi.
Oh, wow.
Do you speak Arabic?
Yeah.
Tell me something Arabic.
Marhaba, I keep halak.
Oh, shit!
Sorry, wait.
Real quick, Amana, Amana, do you need the gym?
Yeah, I like four times a week, yeah.
Shit, OK.
OK, OK, OK, OK.
Wait, so wait, hold on.
You're Muslim?
Like my dad is, but my mom isn't.
Okay, so what are you doing?
Um, I'm more like agnostic, I'm like spiritual,
but not religious.
Okay, after that, please.
Have you ever been to LA?
No, I actually haven't.
Damn, oh, damn.
I've been to like, from Diego, but I haven't been to LA yet.
You gotta come out here, it's beautiful out here.
I definitely should.
Hold on, I want you to meet my dog, one second.
I'll be right back.
Yes, okay.
Keep on going, Africa!
Huh?
Yes, of course, I'll keep them entertained.
Bye, guys!
Is Conva still still here?
No!
He's keeping good conversation.
Yes, everybody double tap.
Oh, the music? Is it too loud?
Oh, this is my mom.
Oh, hi. So cute.
Wait, is it a boy or a girl?
She's confused.
It's a girl. It's a girl.
So cute. What's her name?
Name's Gloria.
Oh, that's a bad angle.
I swear. She looks better in person.
Why do you look like that?
Oh my God!
check the zipper huh you have some people say to like some dogs check the
zipper zipper what do you mean her pussy no no no no no no I'm talking like
have some dogs look like humans oh yeah yeah yeah she looks like a human no
she doesn't know okay all right go away
So, uh, question. What do you look for in a guy?
Um, I look for an honest, genuine guy.
Okay. So would you let your, would you date someone that makes less money than you?
Yeah, that wouldn't matter to me.
Damn. Interesting.
I really, I really care if the guy is honest and genuine.
Like that really important to me.
If he's genuine.
What happened to your last relationship?
I've only been in one relationship.
Me too!
What happened?
It just had its run and it didn't work out.
We became two different people.
Damn, how long has it been since you've been out the game?
Oh, like three years?
Oh, shit!
Okay. Oh, okay. I have a good question for you. Do you think guys, you think if you're
in a relationship, girls can have guy friends?
Honestly, in a relationship, no. I, if it's, if it's been like a childhood friendship for
years and years and years, and like my boyfriend knows the guy and he's also friends with
him then that's when it would be okay okay but like any new friends any opposite gender
new friends while you're in a relationship that's where I like I'm probably at 40 girls
that they've all said the opposite you're great wait your your ex was black no what was he
it was just white oh it's like a white boy I feel it okay cool cool cool what are you
doing your free time when you're not when you're not doing tiktok in college not the
are you stupid bro? I'm on an all to count. I got logged out of my main but.
Yeah yeah. I love to draw, paint, cook, bake, work out, shopping.
You cook?
Yeah.
What's your- hold on.
I feel like cooking is like a basic human skill. Everybody like needs to know how to cook.
You'd be surprised.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You'd be surprised.
A lot of these girls like her can't even cook a hot dog.
Trust me, I know.
It's been, yeah, it's not normal for girls to not cook.
What's your favorite meal to cook?
Oh, like are we talking like Arabic food or just like anything in general?
I love to cook a seafood boil.
Seafood boil?
Yeah.
That's horrible.
I've never had one in my life.
It's foam.
I like it.
You gotta come cook me a seafood boil.
I'm down.
You got that, damn.
Wait, so a seafood boil, what is that?
It's like shrimp, lobster, potatoes.
I don't do lobster.
I do crab, snow crab legs, shrimp, potato, corn,
and sometimes sausage.
Sometimes, so I don't eat pork.
Neither do I.
What, but you cook sausage.
Beef sausage.
Oh.
There's different variations of sausage.
Smart, smart, smart.
Okay, it's up to you.
The chat's standing and they wanna see a couple.
Oh, God, are you kidding me?
Oh, man, weird chat, thank you.
Yo, chat, yo, I think that's so, bro.
Chat, stop being weird, all right?
She's not, that's, that's weird, oh, here it is.
Sorry, I'm just kidding, like it, crazy.
Wait, how did you find my stream?
Were you just scrolling on TikTok?
Oh no, hello.
Hey, can you hear me?
You're back.
Okay.
Do you smoke?
No, I don't.
Do you drink?
No.
You seem perfect, but there's got to be something wrong.
Be honest.
What are your flaws?
And don't lie.
I don't know.
I'm pretty chill.
I don't have any flaws, really, if I'm being honest.
Maybe I can be overprotective.
No, not really, not unless there's a reason for me to be toxic.
Okay, how's your relationship with your family?
Really good, my parents are still like married, my dad is my best friend.
Okay, would you say you're more masculine or feminine?
What do you think?
Feminine, from what I see.
Yes. I mean, nowadays, you know, girls be throwing punches and shit, like...
Oh, oh yeah, yeah, sure, that's me.
No, that's not you.
Do you wear a deodorant? Oh my god.
Um...
Oh my god. Alright, so, you got any questions for me?
Um, how did you find my stream? Were you just, like, scrolling on TikTok and...
Yeah, I was like, oh damn, that girl's beautiful. Let me talk to her.
Okay, do you like drink, smoke?
No, none of that, none of that, none of that.
I try to advocate like,
cause there's a lot of kids watching.
So I'm like, you can't really like,
I can't put that out there
cause they're gonna want to do it.
I try to be a good role model to the kids.
Good.
For sure.
Okay, Bet, wait, I'm gonna,
so would you ever be down to come to LA?
Yeah, of course.
What are you free though?
Cause you have school.
I'm on winter break right now.
Oh, you're on winter break right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh shit, so like,
But I have a family trip planned to Mexico
at the end of this week.
Ooh, okay.
We'll get back a week long.
If I book your flight tomorrow.
But even if it was like during school,
I can take time off.
Real one, real one.
Okay, so if I book your flight tomorrow,
I come for a few days, you come tomorrow.
I can't tomorrow.
Damn.
It's all good.
We'll set something up, we'll set something up, um, pull up, no I can't chat, all right.
Uh, next month, yeah, yeah.
Have you ever been to Chicago?
Oh, you don't listen.
I told you my family, my family there.
No, I do listen, I'm just asking you again.
Oh, okay.
Wait, where's your family like from, like originally?
I live in Houston and then I moved them down to Miami on the beach so that's where they are right now
You don't have an OF right?
No I don't have an OF
Okay, yeah Chats, what is your OF?
Man, the internet is crazy
I think any girl has an OF
Any beautiful girl's nano, it's crazy, it's insane
She's taking my, what the hell?
Okay, what would you say like, actually never
Okay, what's your, hold on, I'm gonna DM you on Instagram and I'm gonna send you my number.
What's your IG?
M-A-W-A-D-A-H-L, Moada.
Okay, what's your real name?
Moada.
Moada.
Yeah.
Moada. Oh, interesting. Dan.
Yeah, perfect.
Guess what my name is?
Well, it's obviously not me, aren't you?
Yeah, yeah, definitely not.
I don't know. You have to tell me
It's Mikhail Mikhail. Yeah, it's Russian
Do you speak Russian pal? No, I'm I'm Pakistani Indian both
That's cool. That's cool. And then my mom was born was raised in the Middle East. Oh
We're in the Middle East
Doha, Oh, I like Doha. I've been to Doha when I was really young
Yeah, it's cool. I'm finally good question. How many guy friends do you have in this current moment?
I don't really have any guy friends. I have one childhood guy friend since I was like in middle school, but that's all okay
I'm not just saying that
Okay, I bet I'm gonna DM you and I'll send you my number and we'll figure some shit out. Okay, perfect
Alright, have a good night
Hi guys, that was really cool, I thought you guys were trolling, you're like meon isn't
here, I thought you were-
We caught her a thousand viewers?
She had fifteen!
He's really cool guys, he seems really interesting.
Yo y'all got her a thousand views!
He's really cool, guys. He seems really interesting.
Yo, y'all got over a thousand views!
Am I the man?
Oh, thank you. Your hair looks nice.
Am I the man?
You Mexican? No, I'm Arabic.
I'm Arab. I'm Middle Eastern.
Oh my god.
uh should i dim her? let me look through her profile
let me look through her profile
Are you with me?
Don't you think she's on?
Can't tell me where she is
Is it a Ferrari?
He says that you gotta
you
you
you
you
you
Like I look keep up the tick-tock. I'm a gamer. Yo, if you're watching the stream, I'm a DME. Let's set something up for show for show
All right chat. I love y'all boys so much. I will see our boys tomorrow for a stream
We have a cool stream with Aiden and everyone. This was a W desktop
It's a W desktop. It's a W desktop. It's a W desktop. It's a W desktop. I'm not gonna lie. I had a great time today on stream
This was great three and a half hours
I haven't gone this long on desktop in fucking centuries it feels like so I had a great time as long as we can find shit to do
I'm a continued stream every day for y'all boys. I
Love y'all boys so much man
Everyone the chat put a fucking W if you watch the whole stream even if you didn't put a W
All right, that's the coolest shit on tiktok live. I'm gonna continue to do segments like that
So we'll continue to do stuff like that in the near future. I love you guys so much
I appreciate you guys for everything. If you're gonna be a neon clipper DM me on Twitter with proof of your TikTok account or Instagram
Whatever it is. I'll get you in. I love y'all boys so much really big things coming soon to a theater near you
I promise you that we are on a lot of big shit, and yeah, we'll see very soon
I love you motherfuckers today. I was the other one. I'm gonna go watch this fight every tunes in the jake fight
We're supporting you. Good luck, bro. I love y'all every day. We in this bitch. I told y'all I don't take breaks, bro
I don't take breaks. I just take a break because I was sick without that
I don't fucking take breaks bros my life, bro. This is what forever do my life
I'm here every day. I love y'all
See y'all later!
Baby, what's up with you?
I could have been doing my thing for the job but I didn't get my everything
And I didn't get anything, I don't want better things fucking
It's funny you're over everything
I love y'all, man
If y'all made it to the stream, y'all would follow us, y'all would be ready
W fucking stream, but I had a great time on Muggle Live
I had a great time
I'ma see y'all boys very soon
See you tomorrow!
Yo fuck about no shorty, this is me and all my homies
Fuck no!
Imma see y'all boys!
Goodnight goodnight!
My boy Lash is a bomb!