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Today we have a great stream playing today, okay?
Tomorrow, we have Ryan Garcia 24 hour, okay?
It was supposed to be today, got moved,
but me and Sarah, we're talking a little reunion.
I haven't seen her in a minute.
So we have that today.
We have Sarah, obviously we're at the gym.
Voluntous stuff, thank you.
Obviously we're at the gym, okay?
But we're doing other shit too,
and then after that I'm gonna go and hybrid.
Chat, I got my, I'm so happy, bro.
I got my main TikTok account back, finally.
So we're gonna be doing some TikTok lives tonight.
I'm gonna be playing some Fortnite.
We got a long stream ahead of us.
I can't, oh you guys, that, oh y'all.
For real, I've been missing you guys so much, bro.
For real, like, not streaming.
It made me understand my love for the game.
I love this shit.
I love this shit, Chad.
I love it so much, bro.
I wouldn't trade this shit for the world, bro.
So I gotta give you our long stream.
We're gonna be chilling.
I got a Fortnite duo.
I'm not gonna tell you who it is.
We're gonna play some Fortnite.
We're gonna do some TikTok lives.
We got this IRL.
Tomorrow we have a 24 hour on Christmas.
We have an amazing stream.
And then the day after,
we're going to Australia chat.
I think in Australia, I expect for like five streams.
Okay, me and Iggy have two, you're so chopped.
You know, I'm trying to give a speech.
All right, shut the fuck up.
I have two streams with Iggy.
Me and Iggy have two streams planned together,
one on New Year's and one on the 28th.
And then in between then,
we're gonna be linking with a bunch of Australian creators
doing a bunch of cool shit in Australia.
Chad, are you guys, like,
do you guys wanna see Australia,
like life in Australia and shit,
or do you guys just care about Iggy?
Be honest, bro, because I wanna show y'all
the whole Australia, like everything.
I'll do everything.
Yes, okay, cool.
Because I wanna,
Iggy, yes, Iggy, Iggy, Iggy, both?
Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
All right, we're gonna do a little bit of both, okay?
I'm just letting you guys know,
set your fucking alarms, okay?
I'm getting New Year's before you guys.
Australia is like 18 hours ahead.
I'm gonna be live at like 5 a.m. PST or before that,
but we have a whole thing planned.
But just please be there, bro, okay?
I don't wanna like, like, fuck, bro.
I'm just, no one's gonna be awake, bro.
I don't know, but we have a lot planned.
There's some clubs that wanted to book me in Australia.
I don't know if we're gonna do it.
We'll figure it out.
We'll see, working against some UFC fighters.
A lot of shit.
If y'all want anyone in specific in Australia,
let me know right now.
Oh, I need to make this text on to this one person.
This one very important person.
One very important person.
Okay, perfect.
I know, okay, nice.
All right, but yeah, when did you shower last?
Yesterday, or no, not yesterday, what the fuck?
This morning, this morning.
this morning, this morning, this morning.
Gonna watch the VOD.
Really, exactly the stuff, appreciate it.
Appreciate you, appreciate you, appreciate you.
Other than that, any other updates?
I don't know, Ryan 24 hours is gonna be great on Christmas.
I just don't wanna tell y'all what it is
in case something happens,
but it might be my biggest dream ever.
I'm just, it's locked in,
but you know how shit gets,
shit could happen.
You never fucking know, okay?
You never know.
It could just blow over and just doesn't happen.
And yeah, other than that,
Anything else you guys want to talk about?
Get Volk?
We're talking to Volk.
I'm talking to Volk.
Trying to get Volk.
Uh, Angela White?
Who the hell is that?
She a big creator.
Yo!
Alright.
Oh my God, bro.
What the fuck?
What the fuck did I just see?
I'm supposed to be getting to work by then, bro.
You guys are fucked up in the head, bro.
Um, yeah, it's a porn star.
We're not doing porn stars.
We're not doing porn stars.
Did you tell your chat about the Christmas giveaway?
Chat!
This year!
It's a day.
It's a day.
It's a day.
It's a day.
It's a day.
It's a day.
It's a you know, it's the get it's time to give back. It's time to do shit for my community. All right
I'm announcing my Christmas giveaway. I am officially doing Christmas giveaway for the n3 community. We are gonna be giving away
50 $10 cards, which equal to $500. Okay, or 50 times 10
Yeah, $500, okay, we're giving away 500 bucks to my community to my people you guys, you know
you guys been watching me you guys have been you know there for me and
and you guys are just, you know,
you're with me through thick and thin
and I just wanna say I appreciate y'all
and I hope that that can be used for,
how am I cheap?
How the fuck am I?
We good?
That's it, keep it?
Shut up, bro.
Shut up, keep it?
I'm giving it away!
All right, so you tell me right now
if I give you the code you're not gonna use it,
you're not gonna get the $10?
That's like a caramel frappuccino from Starbucks, bro.
It's free.
Motherfuckers not even a free shit.
You know what?
Fuck that, I'm canceling my giveaway.
All right, all my life I'm not doing it anymore.
I'm not doing it anymore.
It's cool, I'm not doing it.
i'm not doing it
i'm not doing it i'm not doing it
hey i don't have a gambling deal anymore okay i'm working on a new one uh...
precious of that
uh... we're gonna do a little
they get a sufficient okay
uh... we're gonna say so far okay it's gonna be a great stream of
that it is
uh...
it's okay really get it really get uh... i was in the killing the king
he said she's coming down january
uh... so we could show you know we should have a lot of cool streams
plan in january with uh... with with her i had it in a second
We should have a lot of cool streams playing with her.
I just think for me, as a man, I don't think that you guys want to see girls on the screen,
so I just don't know what to do, but we're gonna figure it out.
We're gonna figure it out.
Buzz your hair.
I'm getting- bro, that girl?
I'm not even kidding.
That girl got my head, bro.
She made me think I'm fucking disgusting-looking.
She made me think that my hair is hideous.
I started wearing hoodies.
I started wearing hats.
She fucked up my head, bro.
She fucked up my head bad, and I don't know what to do.
So I'm probably gonna get a buzz.
I'm gonna be honest.
I'm probably gonna get a fucking buzz, all right?
$10, you are?
Say what you want.
I don't care, bro.
I know myself that, you know, you're right,
all right, fuck this shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you ready?
By the way, I appreciate everyone that,
show me love yesterday, okay?
Yesterday was a little cool.
It was very cool, very cool experience.
Very, very nice, very, very, very, very, very, very cool.
Wait, are you coming to New York?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Bro, gave a girl a 3K purse, but was giving his supporters $500.
I was booing you in the crowd.
Are you kidding me, bro?
Oh, y'all saying facts.
Damn, I missed y'all, bro.
Oh my God.
All right.
I'm not going to lie though.
If this segment goes good and we get enough clips,
then I low key might cancel the hybrid
and just desktop when I get back from Australia.
I'm just kidding, bro.
I haven't really, you know, I really have not been streaming.
This feels weird.
I haven't been streaming like myself, like solo for a minute.
So it's good to get back into it
because we were with Aiden Aiden who was here for a week.
But we got a lot, you know, no one was getting booed, bro.
They were booing the fact that I talked for such a little time.
You retired, congrats.
Yeah, by the way, fuck, Sarah's waiting for me.
I feel bad.
I see a lot of people in my Twitter community saying
that I'm showing signs of retirement.
What are you talking about, bro?
I'm gonna do this shit for the rest of my life.
Why do y'all keep saying that?
Why do y'all keep saying I'm showing signs of retirement,
bro?
What signs am I showing?
Can someone please tell me?
What signs?
Cause I'm not streaming, cause I got sick.
I had flu type B or type A.
I had the type A flu, bro.
That shit was no joke, bro.
I was bedridden.
I couldn't get out of bed.
I was sick as fuck.
I still have a cough.
It's still fucked.
But I'm still streaming for y'all, bro.
Name me one person in the streaming community
stream will have it a cough. Name me one you can't. Name me one you can't bro. I'm
walking the fuck in. I'm back in business bro. Alright. Real quick I'm
trying to figure out if there's any big families in India that want to help me
get to India properly in a safe manner please let me know okay please let me
know any big families in the country of India. Let me know I want to come
and showcase the amazing parts of India and I want I want to show the
world we're really about as people okay um but yeah why y'all saying GG is your
band okay so should I go to Pakistan is it the same thing should I go to Pakistan
then should I go to Pakistan Sarah's ready I know I'm a fuck I feel like a
bad person okay should I go to Pakistan I'm gonna go to Pakistan same shit
okay so Chad is what we're gonna do we're gonna go to Pakistan and then
and we're gonna put India in the title for the clips, okay?
Is that a deal?
I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna do that.
It's almost the same thing.
All right, we're gonna put India in the title.
I'm gonna say India Day One, okay?
And everyone's gotta go with it, okay?
Don't be weird.
Do not be weird, Chad.
Do not be weird.
Do not tell them.
Do not tell them this is a secret in the community.
Do not tell them that we're not in India, okay?
We're gonna act like we're in India
and we're gonna get our clips.
I can already imagine it.
Oh my God, I'm going.
All my life, I'm going.
All my life, I'm going.
I'm snitching.
Don't be weird, Stain.
Don't be weird, bro.
Don't be weird.
Don't be weird, okay.
It's the same thing.
All right.
Stop telling me to bring random girls to India, bro.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
All right, let's go.
Oh, I got my energy now.
All right, chat.
Real quick, out for the day.
I'm gonna start doing this now
that I'm getting my drip up.
Okay, we got the, real quick.
Are these skinny, are these skinny,
Are these two skinny?
I'm seeing all the kids nowadays,
they're wearing the baggy shit.
Okay, so I might need to tap into the baggy.
The baggy shit.
I got a few fits ready for Australia.
I'm hearing, yo, I'm not gonna lie.
I know so many people going to Australia for New Year's,
but they're going for bitches.
I'm not going for bitches.
I'm going to meet my good friend
and I'm going to experience the nature.
The nature and shit.
I'm so sorry, I took so long.
No, it's okay.
Hi, long time no see.
Why are you so quiet?
We turned the music down.
Oh, thank you.
So I was yapping. I haven't streamed for so long. I saw a flu.
Wait, you have the flu right now?
No, I'm kidding. I have the flu and then I have bad asthma.
I remember you had these tendencies.
I remember this.
So if I have bad wheezing, so I'm just trying to get over it.
We're ready to hit the gym.
We're not going to be here for too long.
There's a bunch of little shits in here. They don't want to see good wholesome content.
You guys don't want to see us work out?
Check can you tell Sarah how good her new hair looks? It's amazing. Are you sure? Yes. People thought I look gay. What you're not gay?
No, I'm not no, I wait how many how many boyfriends have you had? No, I know I'm not
Wait, what was it was a question? Do I look like do I look more feminine or hold on?
All right, let me all right. No say okay. Wait. Let's reenact it like this say you were say
We were out at the gym. Okay, you enter the gym, and I'm like you see a girl over here
You look like a Hollywood actor. I'm a woman
Actress! Oh my god! Oh my god! No!
Okay, try again.
You don't have to mean it like that.
Yeah. Try again.
Okay, go. Go.
Holy shit. You look mad good.
Oh hi, thank you. I'm still hot.
Can I touch your hair?
Yeah.
For real?
Sure.
I'm kidding. Yeah, go ahead.
I like it. No, for real.
Thank you.
And look, they're honest.
Chad, do you talk with it?
Oh no!
You honestly look more feminine.
I'm not even kidding.
You think so?
I swear.
Okay, it's one other person that matches.
Hello?
damn you have two cables no he's the zoo culture page
the culture shots is okay look there I'd hit Lord Farquaad what is that stop
disrespecting my good friend wait hold on so I would allow you if you like I
appreciate it you agree okay let's work out let me stop glazing thank you
Hello how you doing? Are you new to zoo culture?
Yeah. My name's CeCe. Hi CeCe. Have a great day.
Tell me what you like to wear here too. I like your hair too. Wait how old are you?
Oh! Wait! What?
You definitely look like you I thought you were like 20, 19.
Wow! That's lit!
You look really good. Thank you.
What about me? You look great. Oh!
Okay, you're getting the call.
Yeah, I'll just take that.
Alright, chat!
Bye Stephen, I'll be there.
Alright brother.
So Sarah, I always do this thing where I tell my chat.
Oh, damn this is, okay this is a different crowd here today.
I always do this thing where I tell my chat that I want to go into transformation.
Not that type of transformation.
Like a body transformation.
And I feel like I get the pleasure when I say it.
Like I feel it like I feel like I'm like I feel like I did it and I just don't do it
So you know what Brad did to me I don't fuck with Brad. Okay. No. Yeah, we don't you don't fuck about either
Right. Yeah, Brad fuck you. No, I love you. No, I love you, but it's it's a love-hate relationship
So I always give it to you straight. No, okay
He told me take my shirt off and they took a picture he said I'm a kid for myself two days later
It's on Instagram story. Oh, I didn't see that. I did
And everyone saw it. Oh, I'm sorry. It was fun. Yeah, I won't do that. I won't take it. Wait. I have a question
What's your um, what's your worst memory with me? Oh my god, dude, you I'm honestly can I give you I want to give you
your flowers you have your
Character development on the internet has been amazing. Thank you
And you used to hate me. I didn't hate you but like I thought I was a dick
I was also a little scared of you because I was not scared of you like no no not in that way scared of you because you're so
Unpredictable oh yeah like chat with PR. We love everyone. Um, I didn't think you were a threat. I didn't mean it like oh
Should we run that back yeah, we'll do it later. Okay, let's work out
I'll just show the bottom part because my I have high estrogenic nipples. Oh, you big areolas. Yes
I like I know yeah, that's me. You need fast food a lot. No, I stopped eating unhealthy for the past like five days
You look good. That's good. That's a start. Thank you. Oh, well anyway myself. Okay. I'll just show you my belly
Remember how skinny I used to be you can tell you go hold it you can
Kind of like that
No, no, yeah, it's like I feel like for girls like comfy like I'll lay your head on my belly
No, I wouldn't not you know. I'm saying general for a girl. I'll go wrong like go put like pull my hair is twist them
No, you don't look bad, but you can usually get rid of that
I've been trying it's so hard. It's weird cuz like you don't drink
No, but that's a gut of like usually like older man who drink or you know what else or people that have inject
Insulin, you know what I mean in the stomach. I don't drink. You know the whole chapter said drink
No, I know you don't drink, but I'm saying thank you
That's what I'm saying. It's funny because it like look like it like a dead beat. I just drinks beer and like I think it's from the
Exposed no, I think it's from the past food like I don't eat fast food
Okay, so you don't do anything you do everything crackly and you have that
You know what Sarah? No, I don't mean I can't even say anything look at you
No, you can
All right, oh that I you look really good, and that's so easy. That's five pounds of walking in my jeans
I don't think I understand my kid is good. I used to be a really fat chubby kid. I'm Indian speaking of that
I'm going to India. Are you really? Yes? I have a big Indian following. I have 20%
Okay, I feel like a lot of girls have a lot of Indian viewers I have a lot of Indian viewers shout to the Indians
shout out to the Indians, but I think also
because
Everyone loves this dog, hold on. This is big in the Indian
Oh, wow, they're just spawning in. Oh, are you scared of dogs? No, I'll be alright. I'll protect you. I'll be good
I'll be good. You're a real one Sarah. You should I will protect you. I remember you didn't like dog dogs
Like you're not a dog. Yeah, I'm not a dog either. One day
Can you be my security? I'll get you a gun and shoot me.
What the fuck? I'm kidding. I thought you were PR.
I'm even in GTAQ. No. I don't know.
Alright. I feel like it's like just not...
Hello, how are you doing?
Thank you, brother.
You're just extending hands to people.
I mean I'm just trying to be friendly.
Good, how are you?
Alright, let's get it working, shall we?
Stretch.
Yeah, we can stretch a little bit.
What do you want to hit?
I want to hit...
I want to lose this.
You want to lose that?
Yeah.
And we got high intensity, burn calories.
You want to run?
No.
Okay.
Can we walk?
No.
Can we go to stroll, outside, in the hills?
You got it. Oh my god, we should have gone on a hike next time. We'll go on a hike. Damn. Okay. Oh, yeah
Come on. I can't do these Sarah. No, I'll help you up
I can't do these and then like don't know why they don't like the gym
Why because they think when I can't do it. I'm trolling and like I'm doing it for the camera
But I actually can't do it. Let's just try pull up
We're gonna help you up. Yes one two
One two three jump
You have to jump!
Don't you get the gym every day, pick me up!
I don't want to...one, two...
Good, good, good, good. Back up.
Okay, more down, please go all the way down.
Go up, go up, go up, go up, go up.
No, oh my god.
Oh, oh my god.
I've been down.
I actually did one.
Yeah, good job.
Thank you.
Okay, my turn.
Can we go with the show off?
Chad, let's look at the show off. Go ahead.
Yeah, help me up. How do I do this? Okay, so I'm gonna jump the same time you jump you're gonna like hold here
Is that okay? Yeah, or do you not want to know it's okay, and then push me up
Don't mean squeeze or hold
Squeezer like I don't want to break your you know, it's true. I don't mean everything like this
One two
Wow, I could do that
Chashie mogging me?
Oh my god.
No, you're great.
You know, stop saying she's mogging me.
I'm not mogging you.
You are mogging me.
What do you think about creators like that, like Clav?
Um, I don't know.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I can't tell.
If you do it for like actually.
No, it's him.
It's for the love of the game.
Oh, it is?
It's not like for like content?
No.
nose ring? No you look good without it. Yeah you look good without it. But you look good with it too.
Oh thank you. You don't have your spears to you? No I can't I'm Muslim so they're gonna
think I'm gay. So why would you then? Is it nose piercings? Oh yeah yeah yeah. More?
No question. Sorry. Um. Okay real quick. For what in? Well what did Claude rate you? A three out of ten.
Oh three? What do you think? I wouldn't be scared if- Should he look smacks you? You want to call him?
Dude, I'm scared though.
Maybe not, because it would hurt my ego.
You have ego?
If you had to rate yourself on a scale one at a time, what would you rate yourself?
Oh, I would say around like a 7.4.
I would give you looks, personality, everything.
Out, come on.
I'll give you like a 9.2.
You're lying.
I swear.
You're lying.
Why would I lie?
So now you think all Indians are liars?
No, I don't think all Indians are liars.
You're lying.
Whatever.
Alright.
Chad!
Have I ever lied to a girl about her rating?
Yes or no?
Probably.
Dang, probably.
Let's do it this way.
No, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Do you go out?
I'm not.
Why?
Do you want to go out?
Oh, no, I was asking.
Oh, no.
I'm usually like in bed by 7.
And then like I sleep by 10.30.
I remember Chad.
There was an error.
I remember Chad.
I remember Chad.
I remember Chad.
I remember Chad.
I remember Chad.
I remember a chat, there was an arrow.
It was me, Blank, Sneak-O, and Sarah.
Oh yeah, that was a long time ago.
That was a crazy time.
Good old days.
And now look at me chat, a buffa's fault.
Sarah has short hair.
That's not a lie.
I mean, I'm not lying, you do have short hair.
You're not a buffa's fault.
I look better than what I did before.
Yeah, but like, you're saying like,
oh, I'm buffa's fault.
Can we check the scale?
Yeah.
How much do you weigh?
I'm a woman, why would you ask that?
I weigh 132.
132 132 133 wait what are you purging right? Yeah, I've been listening
Someone got a wife up Sarah. You got to find your husband. I know Sarah you're 29 now. I'm 24
He's gonna the game for a minute like you like oh my god
All right, which skill works um I'm scared
Predictions chat how much do you think I weigh I think you weigh
147. Okay. Oh my God, 139. And that's what's shoes. Oh my God. Oh my God. What is this?
Dude, that's a gut. Is it from? What? No, I'm just... What could it be from? No, I'm just...
Well, it's funny because like, look at that, like there's nothing on this arm. Don't go too close to my armpit.
I'm sorry. I want to take a look.
No, not take a look.
No, I don't want you to smell me and then like, I don't know.
I don't know what's good right now.
You actually, you know what?
I don't care what people say about you on the internet.
You don't smell bad.
You know what I mean?
Thank you, Sarah.
But, but...
No, you actually smell really good.
Listen, now, this is not...
Is that why I sell this to people?
No, I'm not telling you shit.
Oh, okay.
Because you don't know why?
Because you said, you know what she said?
You said one word specifically.
She said you actually smell good.
You do.
As if I'm some like dirty creature.
In a zoo, in a cage, that everyone just doesn't-
Every clip I see of you is like six, nine, like,
like, oh, stinky, but you're not, like,
you smell really good.
Okay, I'll-
Thank you.
You know when I, you know, girls do say that,
they're like-
They smell really good.
But then they always add the actually,
and then I get insecure.
Aw.
That's why that kinda hit, I want a little bit.
It's okay, it happens.
Wait, what's your type?
Like, and I grow-
Honestly, I used to only like blonde girls.
Okay.
Back then.
being back in the sea and looking up.
Chai, I don't think she gives a fuck.
I'm 32.
I do think so.
So then now actually just going out and seeing,
I'm very open.
Yeah, yeah.
You just, I mean, you can't be chopped.
I care about face more than body.
Yeah, yeah.
And then just like.
Yeah, I agree, a good face card.
It's so important.
Yeah, so important.
So important.
And then, I don't know, I'm trying to lose my black belt.
I'm trying to get my black belt.
Oh, like in Jujutsu's body?
No, like, talks of black neural.
Oh, you've never talked to a black girl?
No.
Or like, like, inference.
No.
Well, I mean, you know, Sarah, one thing about me,
I swear to God, they make fun of me for this.
I don't, like, care to.
I believe you.
I genuinely, I genuinely believe you.
I just want to, like, spend time with a girl,
cuddle a girl.
That's why I need to, but with a guy.
It's OK.
You know.
But, yes, yeah.
So you, yeah, man, let's work out.
OK.
No, but I know, and then they make fun of me.
And they're like, oh, you're such a loser.
You're a dork.
No, you're not a loser.
I would like, I genuinely respect that.
I think that's a really good quality.
I think that's great.
Like I could be with a bad, excuse my language,
a badass bitch, right?
And being a better learner, not wanna fuck you.
Like right away, like maybe like obviously I'll fuck you
later but.
No that's good.
You wanna get to know her, right?
Obviously.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can see like comment it.
I don't wanna just throw my shit everywhere
like be some type of like, you know.
No, I think that's very respectable.
I think it's a great quality.
You don't let people.
That's why I put my chat there in a newspaper.
No, you guys shouldn't cook him for that.
That's a very, like a good girl.
It's because you have no testosterone.
I have to, oh my God, question.
Have you done your blood work?
No.
But should I start taking peptides?
No, I don't think you need it.
I think first of all, more than anything,
you should get your blood work done.
Okay.
And see what the levels are.
If you have to guess what my testosterone level is,
what would you guess?
Well, you know, you have,
Can I touch your hair?
Yeah.
OK, you have good hair and stuff.
You have good skin.
You have good skin.
67?
They say your testosterone is 67.
It's not a 67.
No, I'd say it's 300.
250.
It's lower.
I would say for sure you're on the lower end.
Of course.
You think you have, like, what, 800 testosterone?
No, but at least, like, a 500.
I'd give you 300.
Maybe.
Nah, I don't fuck with anyone.
Let's work out, let's work out, let's go.
Let's do, let's work more weights, let's go.
I think you, okay, let's see who can work more weights.
Let's go, you wanna play back in there?
Yes, yes.
Okay. I'm dead ass.
I only weight eight pounds more than you,
that makes no sense.
And actually, hold on, let me squat you, watch this.
Wait, you have a little arch in your back.
It's because I'm minor scoliosis.
You see, nah, Sarah, you're a bad person.
No, you're not a hunchback because of scoliosis.
It's minor scoliosis.
I am, but that doesn't make you go like this.
It makes me like this.
Is it?
Yes.
I thought it just kinda like, er, okay.
But they said I could fix it, so let's go.
Okay, so I'm gonna get on your back and squat me.
Okay, if you drop me.
I'm not gonna drop you, Sarah.
You don't wanna know what that'll do to my ego.
If you drop me right now, I will probably kill you.
Go.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you're not that heavy?
Okay.
Squat me.
You're gonna just go down?
Yeah, go down.
Good.
Oh my, oh my, I swear to God,
oh my life, I'm doing it on purpose.
It's cause I just had leg day like a week ago.
My life a week ago get up get up. We're going to the max. No get on the back
No, no, no get on back. You're gonna squat me. Yeah, I'm gonna show you how it's done
How do I get on your back? You put your arms like that, okay, and then jump up on my back
And then you go down. Oh my gosh, it is harder than it looks. I'm playing here. Don't let me please say it
Look at her. Okay. You didn't actually look. I can't wait to wrestle you okay
Let's finish this workout off topic. You see you're a gym rat
You're supposed to be the one
No, no, you don't have to chill but I don't think you're dirty
Contrary to what other people say to you, I don't think that well, yeah
No first thing when you guys walked in what did I say?
What am I saying?
He said he smells good. Yeah
Yes
I'ma say it now. I'm gonna be the one to say it. She wants to keep saying I actually smell good. You do so Sarah
Injects herself with steroids. That's why she looks like that. You think a girl can look like that? Yes
Let me see your muscle Sarah. Do we have any more though? Oh, you're gonna get a pump for it
I'm gonna get a pump. Okay. Fuck. I should put a hoodie on so I can show my pump after you know
I will we can both go get our blood work done to show that I'm natural and that you just have
Let's put money up that I have a higher testosterone than you
Flex 12 it's really low. You work out every day your testosterone to 12
It's a different range from yeah mine's 12 mines on the very low end
Interesting. Yeah that girl knows there's a girl in here that knows a lot about that stuff. Okay doctor. Yeah, wait, where's she?
Where'd she go? What's yours levels? Oh Courtney's right there. Would she want to be on camera? Let me talk to Courtney. I got this
Is that it's the dark dark dark Jack a dark shirt. Oh, she has a high testosterone. No
She knows about it. Oh, okay the range for women. What's her name? Courtney Courtney Courtney. Hi Courtney
quick question if you don't mind being on camera okay well question for you who
do you think has a higher testosterone level me or Sarah
I really hope you okay so yeah so you know a lot about it right I just I have
the time to get the blood work done what do you think my level is just looking
I mean, 21.
OK.
How healthy are you, like, one second to say you are?
Nine and a half.
Wait, did you say you're healthy at nine and a half?
Yeah.
OK.
Do you take any, like, supplements?
Uh, no.
How do you work out?
Like, once every two weeks.
What's your diet?
Uh, eat a lot of Mediterranean food,
some In-N-Out.
That's my favorite food right there.
In-N-Out and Mediterranean.
Yeah, those are the two things.
You're 21, I mean, you should be sitting like 800 plus.
Thank you so much, have a great night.
I mean, she's giving the fuck.
She's giving like that.
I would say probably somewhere between like 600 and 700.
Thank you.
You see, she's trying to make me look crazy and be like, oh, you're trying to, oh, wow, okay.
I said 300.
Um, that would be like really, really good for you.
I mean, if he's 20 or...
I know someone with a 300, I'm just not gonna out him.
You have to think like...
Someone I know has a 300 level.
Really?
Yeah.
Men usually go 50 gritty later than women.
Yeah.
I'm still going through it.
So you're...
I'm not?
Are you a facial hair?
It's usually like...
Oh no.
Oh my god, no it's because I'm brown.
I don't think you understand.
I'm the most hairy person.
Look at my belly.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
But...
I'm brown too, I get it.
Are you on your Persian too?
Wait, do you think Marcy?
You guys should get together!
Wait, I didn't, we skipped a lap home.
We talked a good amount.
Damn, sorry, Sarah's not really welcoming little girls.
She has a bit of an ego, like...
No, no.
She dares chocolate, I don't like chocolate.
This is my Sarah. I've known her for five years.
You've known me for five years.
You can just go on it?
Oh yeah, okay, yeah.
Five years.
I was here in the court.
No, but she was, I was telling him that my testosterone is like 12 or 13, like a flow.
Hey!
She's Jack too.
She's jacked up. She's so jacked up.
Oh my god, you want to see what's up to the stream?
No, whatever it is.
Hey, how are you?
Loving the hair client.
Thank you.
Right? You go girl.
No, I'm not.
No, honestly something.
You know, the hair carries the energy and like the chop.
You get that fresh glow.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
No, it's here.
Thank you.
Do you like it?
Hi, Brad.
Thank you.
How are you?
How are you?
How are you brother?
How are you brother?
How are you brother?
Yes, great to me. No, she's all up in your soul, but her name. Your name is Eleven. It's like the club in Miami
Wait, so how do you spell your name?
Is your favorite number 11?
Yeah
Yeah
This is interesting. Yeah, what are you doing right now? What am I hitting? Yeah? Oh, we just finished with our back
Yeah, oh no, we're doing that now. He's lying
They were a little worse
But he is such a guy. Yeah, he has he's 21 years old. You know, it's crazy. I'm oh my god
I was born in the 11th month. Are you serious?
So it's like that's a fucking sign remember
His birthday just passed, right?
Thank you. I gotta do much for my birthday. It's kind of lonely, you know
Say what you want to share with someone I want to share next year with Sarah
What's someone?
I thought he was going to say you.
Oh my god.
Wait, the Freudian slip?
Like the Freudian slip?
Like when you think of it, it just comes out.
You deeply have feelings for Sarah.
You just admit it.
That's my good side. We and Sarah love each other.
I really hate to say it. She hated me for three years.
Because I used to be a bit.
And now we're kindling and now we're going to go out and get food.
And then we're going to get massages.
And then going to sauna.
Like speaking a Jim Brown language.
Yeah.
Oh for real?
Yeah.
Who told you?
Well, she's in my heart.
Wow.
He is ready.
He's ready.
He might be the one.
For someone, he is.
Definitely.
He is.
Yeah, for sure.
All right.
Let's get to working out.
Let's get to working out.
All right.
Nice to see you.
Thank you for answering the question.
So good for you.
Thank you for your question.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Such a positive Jim.
I appreciate it.
I'm coming here every day.
I'm lying, brother.
I'm lazy as fuck.
But hey, let's go.
You're in this shit every day. You did a stream over here and you were doing like a
Stairmaster. Yeah, I climbed on Everest on the Stairmaster. You look like a young Brad. A young Brad?
No, I know. Yeah, but you look like a young Brad.
With hair. With hair. With hair, yeah. And not the other shit that you got. Yeah. More handsome too.
Honestly, yeah, bro. And you have a voice. You should be an NFL newscaster, like a commentator.
Yeah. What are you guys about to hit right now?
We're gonna wrestle okay all right guys and welcome here to the culture we have
Mr. Neon and Sarah Safari they're gonna get in the middle of the new culture here
and who do you guys have your money on? I weigh 132 he weighs 139 who you got
That's it.
Weighing in at 130.
I don't think you did.
Yeah, keep going.
You're good.
Weighing in at 139 and 132 pounds.
Who do you guys have today in today's trattles?
Oh, you're...
Where do they have?
I can't wait to prove the whole world around.
I can't wait to prove the whole world around.
All right, let's do biceps and then we're gonna go do it.
Okay.
All right, triceps, biceps, biceps.
Listen to the same shit.
Okay.
All right, brother.
Yes, we'll see you around.
No.
Get the energy back.
What?
Oh, I retired after I got knocked out.
Yeah.
I'm just trying to get in.
I can't. I can't.
Thank you, Brad.
Am I a pathological liar?
So I have this problem in my past, where a lot of people have...
You do it pretty fucking seamlessly, which is kind of a red flag.
I don't think you're a pathological liar. I think you're a compulsive liar.
What's the difference?
I don't know. Probably the same thing.
I was trying to make you feel better.
They're still compulsive.
C-O-M-P-U-L-S-I-V-E.
Oh wow, you're smart. Ask me any question.
Fuck, am I just stalling so I don't have to work out?
third president of the United States.
Abraham Lincoln.
No.
What?
George W. Bush.
No.
What?
I don't know.
I don't know, but it gives a fucking hell of a spell
compulsive, but everyone has an auto correct.
That's true.
That's true.
That's true.
Ask me any question.
OK, 9 times 9.
81.
Atta boy, 12 times 12.
12, 144.
Yeah, 11 times 11.
121.
Game, you smart.
Look at me, Sarah!
Look at me!
Yeah, I'm looking.
OK, 13 times 13.
What the fuck?
All right, why'd you have to do that to me?
You can just let me in.
You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it.
169.
Oh, wait!
Are you serious?
Yes, it is 169.
I'm young, smart.
I'm good at math.
I used to be in, you know, Kuman.
Yes!
I was a Kuman again.
Dude, I think every brown parent
had their child in Kuman.
They did, and it was like, it's literally like hell.
Yes, it is.
It's hell.
It is.
Oh my God, I'm gonna stream in Kuman.
Not for real, I'm gonna sign up.
Is that lean in your gym?
Yeah, I think this is chalk.
Look at the chalk.
Yeah, for grip, better grip.
Oh my god, can I get a pre-workout
before we start working out?
Yes, of course.
Thank you. Go ahead.
She's been here for like an hour.
Sorry.
No, it's okay.
Where's my phone?
Oh, you do?
All right, you want one too?
What?
You want one too?
No, I'm okay.
You have such a contagious smile.
Thank you.
Like, you know, like...
If you're really nice,
your character development is insane.
Well, I'm just being honest.
Like, somebody's gonna just walk around
and they're like, and they're just dry and drugged up.
Like, you don't do drugs?
No.
Okay, which one is gonna crack me out?
You wanna get cracked?
Yes, oh no, oh my god.
What the fuck, Sarah?
Okay, sorry.
You got energy or do you wanna feel itchy?
Fruity pebble.
That's a protein.
Oh no, I can't ask pork in it.
Jollison, fruity pebbles are a haram.
Yeah, but that's not pork.
They put marshmallow residue in there.
Oh, yes.
Sorry.
Oh, that's okay.
But do you want caffeine?
Yes.
Here.
I just squirt, why don't I read that?
Does it taste good?
Yeah, it tastes really good.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
This is your brand.
It's not my brand.
I work with them though, but it's not my brand.
But you drink...
Who else just screenshotted that?
What type of weird shit are y'all on?
Okay.
You don't want one?
No, okay, thank you.
Okay, of course.
Do you want one of these?
Wow, you are very fit, man.
What is that on your arm?
Your diabetic hell yeah.
Or not hell...
Hell yeah.
Oh my god, I didn't...
Sarah, I'm not...
Shout out to people with diabetes.
Shout out to the diabetics.
Type 1 and type 2.
Type 1 and type 2. We don't discriminate.
Type 1 and type 2. I'm such an idiot.
Thank you so much. Have a good day.
I'm so sorry.
Take your hand.
I'm McLeil.
I'm Lisa.
I'm Sarah.
I'm Jack.
What are you aspiring to be?
The world's strongest on Earth.
Seriously?
I'd love to be.
You'll have some real competition
if you stand in the left of me.
I'm not strong, no.
I train for aesthetics, not for...
Wow!
You heard that, Chad?
Yeah.
She don't care about our body?
She's doing it for the camera.
No, that's what that means.
No, no, no.
It means I train for my life with stuff.
Back back, yeah.
Thank you.
But I can't...
Where's my thank you?
I just doubled it up.
I can only bench 135.
Like, I can't.
Like, I'm not strong.
You bench 135?
Yeah.
Is that impressive?
Yes.
35 that are girls?
Let's go!
Wow, girl power, hell yeah.
Yeah, thank you.
I appreciate it.
What's your type in a men?
Oh, me so quick to go!
I'm just like, this is a very diverse gym.
If you're looking at a guy, like you want a black guy,
you want an Indian guy, white guy.
Oh!
That's never happened to me before!
Oh, shit.
I got people saying that I'm also like women all the time.
So are you single?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Cool.
So what do you like most about women?
Like the anatomy of a woman?
What?
What do you mean?
Like what do you like?
For example, Sarah here.
Like.
Personality.
It's all personality.
Yeah, OK.
So like it's just a mustache, like you care?
What do you mean a mustache?
I don't know.
I've seen some.
In this gym actually, actually let me not do that.
I probably after, most girls, I don't know how to do that.
You don't know what's that?
Don't do that.
Wait, no you don't, you don't.
Thank you.
Don't get too close.
I think they've got a brand, it's called Manskate.
Miss?
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's go work out, I'm very nice to meet you.
Sorry, I'm gonna drink this and get fucking,
waited out.
Oh, hell yeah.
Maybe, maybe.
Yeah, we're gonna wear the warm up a little.
What are you guys doing?
You're gonna ask me all these streets.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going for real estate,
go on a good day, I'm like 140, I would say.
Okay, Eric Bench is basically the same.
Yeah, but she's in the gym every day.
I'm more of like a, I just dream a lot.
Are you from New Jersey?
I'm from New York.
New York?
I can tell you're, you're supposed to,
what do you say my name?
The people in the East Coast like, Sarah.
Wait, how do you say that?
I know, you said it was a person who was like.
I heard her in the chat.
Why are they flirting?
Yeah, but I hear it.
Do y'all see what I see chat over here?
The twinkle in your eyes when you see her here?
Dude, I always talk about twinkling in my eyes.
Okay, okay.
I'm not glad you're doing it.
All righty.
Are those natural eyes?
Oh no! I got them! Put it in my face!
Oh my god!
I tried to drop you but it didn't work.
But guess, yeah, because I'm a strong ass man.
Oh yeah?
I can't wait to wrestle.
I don't think you can bench 140.
Yeah, you fucking mind.
This doesn't 140!
No, you know why? Because you said 130.
That's a 135.
I'm not too good at listening.
Okay, what are we?
I probably shouldn't drink this.
I already drank every drink.
Come on.
Am I the worst gym partner you've ever had?
Yes, you are.
But you know what?
The gyms are having fun.
This is better than lifting the weights.
Okay, come over here.
Oh, wow.
This is great.
Great physique, brother.
Keep it up.
It's got a, you know, spread love in this world.
Oh yeah, I like that.
Your turn.
To that guy.
Nick, I love you, man.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, hit.
To me, sir!
I'm gonna hit.
Love me a package.
What's up?
I love me a package.
I'll leave you.
That was good, right?
That was good, right?
Nah.
Now, spread love.
Tell her you like her outfit, the red set.
Um, hell yeah.
Fire.
Okay.
All right, let's get to work, shall we?
Come on, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Sarah, tell her you like her outfit.
I need to stay locked in.
We're in the gym.
We can go and fuck around after.
Oh, you're putting your foot down.
Okay.
We're going to start with bicep curls, okay?
Okay.
Get in here.
I'll reach out.
You look the way.
No chat.
What, Sarah?
I mean, I'm just trying to take my feelings.
No, no, no, no.
OK.
OK, you want to make sure everything's straight.
Yeah, good.
No, neck back a little bit.
Yeah, straight.
Good, good, good.
Got it, nice.
Good job, neon.
No, don't do the neck thrusting.
I don't know what you're doing.
Leave your spine here.
Sorry, I'm just not used to that type of motion.
Oh, yeah?
OK.
You're not.
So let's keep it all neutral, OK?
OK.
Good, like, okay, not like, yeah.
I've never had someone touch my chin before.
Sorry, sorry.
I mean you can touch my, grab it Sarah, grab my chin, it helps.
Ah!
Do you know if you have chat?
It looks like a fucking pigeon going for a food,
like what are you doing?
Like you're like.
This is how you treat a man trying to get his body right?
Okay, the fuck the body positivity,
we gotta bully a little bit, okay?
All right, can we lower the weight?
Um, you see, I don't have an eagle in the gym.
I know I'm not the strongest in the world.
Can we go one down?
Try to do that.
Of course, of course you can.
Yes, perfect.
I'm glad you asked.
We love that.
30 pounds.
All right.
That's good.
Why did you have to say it out loud?
Everyone starts somewhere.
This is good.
Yeah, but I was going to make a pan on the fucking plate.
He was going to pan it hard.
This is okay.
Come on.
You got it.
Good.
Good, yes.
That eliminated the thrusting of it.
You still do it.
You still do it.
Do you see that?
Why are you doing that?
I've got both, Ms. Sarah.
So interesting.
No, I mean, yeah, I've seen birds do it, like...
Let's just...
Let's just keep everything tight.
Yeah, I think you... I'm not even sitting, I think you need to hold my head.
Like a bowling ball.
Alright, thanks.
Yeah, that got rid of the thrust thing.
It's so interesting.
I've never done this before.
You got it.
Focus, breathe, breathe.
Nice.
Breathe, good, neon.
Nice. Come on. Good job.
That was really good.
Hell yeah.
That was in the chat.
That was in the chat. That was good.
All right. Can I increase the weight?
Yeah, of course.
No, I like that.
Honestly, it's nice to work out with a guy that's
does less weight.
You do have an ego.
No.
But you think you're the strong and not...
Did you see?
Did you see it?
I saw it.
Oh, I saw it.
I saw the biggest fat people.
Oh my God. I got to step away.
Oh.
I'm just kidding.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm actually, I do snore a little bit.
Like when something's really funny, I kind of like snore.
Well, there's ways to go around it.
Yeah.
Just hold it in.
OK, I will.
I'll try.
That's all right.
Thank you.
That's all right.
All right, good luck.
What are some of your pet peeves or eggs?
Besides the snorting.
Pet peeves.
You don't have any, it's like...
BBLs?
Okay, yeah, you don't like that.
What about BBLs?
Disgusting.
What about, uh, like, fake Tata's?
Fake tits?
Yeah.
Disgusting.
Alright, question for you.
Well, not for you, but...
Question for the chat.
Ask her tits.
I'm with this guy.
You were really gonna ask me that?
Oh, excuse me.
Sorry.
I feel like...
I don't know, I just feel like, um...
What do you...
like bro energy a little bit.
No, not bro, not like that just like
it's a good following conversation.
Yeah, yeah.
Are we done?
No.
Okay.
Let's get to work shall we?
Yes.
Go ahead Ann.
Let's see a little bit more of my pre-workout.
It's helping me out a lot.
We're gonna try again.
Alright.
He's so cute.
What'd you say?
He's so cute.
Like you're man-horses.
Thank you.
Like you took the littlest step possible.
Most people like with pre-workout, you cheat.
You cheat.
You cheat.
You cheat.
You cheat.
You cheat.
I'm back. What the heck is that? Alright. So do you like cats? Or do you not like dogs?
I'm a dog. Oh my god let me show you my dog. I saw your dog, the white dog. She's not
white. Oh the off-white color dog. She's light brown. But she's beautiful. I love her
The white dog, the small white dog.
I'm done, alright, let me, let me.
Wait, but what I'm saying is,
I thought you didn't like dogs.
So I only like my dog.
Okay, alright, valid.
Stop staring at my head!
Sorry, I just wanna see what is causing the,
you know, good, focus.
Nice, way better.
Oh, okay.
Come on, you got it, nice.
Good. How many more? Three more. One. Stop with the neck. Neutral. Neutral. Neutral. Up. Close your ears.
So I do what I do closely. Alright. What is that? I should close them. Good. Up. Up. Up. Come on. No!
Oh my god. Nice. Good job. Your turn. Okay. Let's just double the weight.
I got started
She's not Indian. Why do you think so? A lot of people I think that's why I have a big
Indian following. So you think you're Indian? I think so. You don't look Indian at all. No, but I think some people I don't know
Maybe it's just like the darker skin darker features. So they like I also got Latina a lot too. I
Got Latina a lot. I get Indian a lot. When you like
Well, I'll talk to you while you're doing it. Yeah, it's easy for you. Um, when you look for a guy
Do you want someone who can lift more than you or less than you um?
All jokes aside, like I was just pulling you like for like the thing. I really don't care. I
Really don't care what a guy. You don't like a gym right guy
Not too much because like I enjoy the gym, but I still like to eat whatever like I want to eat
like I don't want a guy that's
Too restrictive with his diet
it because I like going out and like never heard that in my life you know
what I mean I don't want a guy that's too restrictive with his stuff yeah wow
because Jim guys like I promise you like most guys that are jacked for the most
part sometimes they have like a meal plan that they stick to yeah and I don't
love that question brother do you have a meal plan that you stick to you just
eat whatever oh yes I'm married congratulations brother yes sir hi
Nice to see you.
Do you want to try something?
Try something?
Yeah, drinks.
Oh my god, the rings?
Oh yeah, look at the rings.
What is my ring?
Oh my god.
Where is the circle?
What did you say?
I can't see anything.
Can you see something?
It's nothing.
Can you see something?
I don't see anything.
I see the ring.
I see it.
Oh, there's the ring.
I don't know this alone.
So, I found it.
No, no, no, no.
I feel it.
I found it.
I found it.
I found it.
I found it.
I found it.
I found it.
I found it.
I feel the tension. I like it.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry, but I didn't mean to cause this argument.
You fucked me.
I fucked you. Hey yo!
I have free care, thank you.
No, but you see what?
And you go home and you handle business with the girls on it.
You guys don't know the girls on it.
Thank you.
Fuck the guy, oh my god.
I thought you said another thing.
He's alright, I gave him advice.
Oh you gave him advice?
Don't worry, everything's good and me all gave him advice.
No, I gave him, no, no, no.
Was that good or bad advice?
Good, good, good.
Alright, so with these, you put them together, right?
That's the first level.
First level?
Focus.
Oh my god I can't I can't show them I can't I change I change this guy's aura I'm
like watch this it looks way easier than it is easy easy try it just to
push up just to push up me up
Believe in yourself and focus, okay?
Believe in yourself.
Give me some advice, Sarah.
Look.
Tell me something you like about me.
Wait, what?
Tell me something you like about me.
Oh, something I like about you?
Yes.
I love the shirt you're wearing.
Thank you.
What the fuck?
And I think you have a really good personality.
Thank you.
And you've grown so much as a human and it's just so amazing.
Thank you.
Keep going.
And you have nice eyebrows.
Okay.
That'll do.
Why is it unbalanced?
How do I balance them?
How do I balance him?
Do it on your knees first.
Yep, let's go.
Let's go push.
Niiiice!
Okay, now...
stretch your legs.
Okay, bro.
Spread your legs.
Okay.
Come on.
Like...
I didn't say it in a naughty way, bro.
Sorry, bro.
My mind is...
Sorry, bro.
It's TikTok.
They're ruining my brain.
The brain rot?
The brain rot.
Come on, Sarah.
So all the way up, up, up, up, yes, there you go.
That was great, thank you so much.
That's it?
What?
I have done it before, better, try again, you got it.
I'm done.
Huh?
I can't, I can't.
It's okay, I accept my defeat.
A humble man.
Oh thank you brother.
Thank you brother.
Yeah, I have a question.
Is he a security guard?
Yeah.
Okay.
This seems really nice.
Oh, yeah.
My main security guard, my 24-hour one,
he's back home on holidays.
Oh, that's nice.
So now I'm just mad at people.
Oh, OK.
We're safe there, right?
Yeah, we're safe.
I mean, I got two guns on me.
Wait, so.
Can we tell him?
That was funny.
Yeah.
That was funny.
Two guns on me?
Uh-uh.
I feel good.
Oh, Sarah, oh, you.
Oh, you.
All right, what?
Oh my god, it's in an argument?
Oh, oh.
Oh.
How many kids do you want?
I love how you never know what the next thing
you're gonna say is.
You know, like Theo Vaughn,
you're watching a Theo Vaughn interview
and you never know what he's gonna say next.
Am I random?
You're so random.
How many kids do I want?
At least two, two.
Are you scared of like giving birth?
Yeah, I've heard it's really painful.
Do you have any advice you want to give me?
I did a birth simulator.
I would say just breathe, just breathe
and just close your eyes.
I just know that I'll all be over and then the baby comes out.
Oh, thank you.
I'll be there when you give birth.
Why?
Support as a friend?
Oh, yeah, what is?
But I want to kind of stream your face.
Oh, my God, I'm leaving.
Next workout, Sarah.
God damn it.
I didn't know what you were saying.
You're funny.
Next workout.
OK.
Let's try to do, let's keep it simple.
Let's try to do push-ups, OK?
Let me read chat.
All right, fine.
Chat, everyone say hi.
OK, all right.
It's like a five-second delay to decide hi guys brother and sister. You think we look like brother and sister
Okay, holy shit, you're him
Look at all of these people. Thank you guys for us. Thank you guys for watching and supporting
Make sure to sub right is this rich listen?
Stop being a cheap piece of shit, sub up, all right?
And if you have Prime, it's free to sub.
Oh my god, I love you, Sarah.
Yeah.
If you have an Amazon Prime subscription, you get one free sub a month.
How do you pick your nose when you have that thing over there?
Oh my gosh.
I'm being bad.
I'm pinky.
Okay.
Oh, do you have a small pinky?
Yeah.
Okay, real quick.
What finger do you pick your nose with?
This one.
Index?
Yeah.
I just stick my tongue out like that.
Okay.
All right.
It's okay.
Soft hands.
Yeah, like if I were to close my eyes and feel this,
I would definitely think this is a woman's hand.
Yeah, for sure.
Oh, I'm, but like, you have no calluses,
like, you have no arm, hand,
you don't really have hand hair either.
You do have very soft hands.
What do you do?
Would you like a massage?
Like on my shoulders?
Yeah.
Sure, maybe.
Close your eyes.
I don't love, I've never,
Yeah, very soft, gentle, feminine hands.
Definitely, like, it feels like my mom's rubbing my shoulders.
Alright, you can't do anything nice for people nowadays.
Let's do one more workout and get out of here.
I'm just messing with you. I'm sorry, I'm going to stop.
No, it's okay, no, it's cool.
I genuinely really like you.
Thank you. I like you, too.
Yeah, like, this is great.
Like, I've streamed with a lot of people and this is very pleasant.
Like, I feel, I feel...
Were you expecting me to come here and just fucking...
No, but like, you know, sometimes it's like, it's good.
And like the stream's over and like you're like whatever but like I'm gonna be like
I'm gonna probably like leave me like like that was really cool. Oh, you know, we gotta keep streaming. Yeah, we gotta keep doing shit
All right
What's the next workout? Well, you said you want to fight? Oh, you're gonna do that now?
Let's go and then you said because we have to assure his chat doesn't this isn't like my average work out
I think they're enjoying this chat. Should we do one more machine or should we just get straight into the wrestling?
Well, they're gonna pick wrestling. I want to pick wrestling
Wait, wrestling?
Punching wrestling?
Oh, yeah, true.
You did that again?
Oh, wow.
Wow, I feel like I'm in an edit.
Hold on, Sarah.
What do you mean?
Do you hear the music?
Look in the camera.
I'm a loser.
You're not a loser?
Okay, that was bad.
All right.
I love this song.
I would say one more workout.
One more.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Let's go.
All right.
Fuck, this pre-workout got me like...
Yeah, yeah.
It leaves a lot of work.
Fuck this pre-workout got me like yeah, yeah leaves a weird taste my mouth though. No, no she was
Wow chat I had Sarah pinned to the wall right here
Yeah, we find like two years ago, but now I'm a little stronger. It's just not to be if this can be a good fight
Wait, are we actually fighting? Yeah, just to put a tap out. Okay. Yeah
Oh look at her trying her ass off. All right. Let's go
Okay, you got any advice for people?
I'm so scared.
I think he's a man. He's obviously going to win.
You're a man. You are going to win.
You see how she's doing that before in case she loses?
You're smart. Are you okay?
Are you a manipulator?
No, I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
I really don't think I'm a manipulator.
I don't think I've ever seen you in a relationship.
Yeah, because I don't have a relationship.
I've never seen you with like a guy and they're like, oh, wow, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
All right, you ready?
Yes, sir.
Let's go.
I'm going to put what little hair I have up.
Okay.
And we're going to fight.
Let's go.
May the best person win.
Should we get back to Brad Crout to talk about it?
To commentate it.
It's going to be quick.
It'll be quick.
It'll be quick.
Oh, shit.
I
I'm scared wait wait don't punch me in the face. I'm gonna pop up on punches
We're not wait what the fuck. I don't know. I think this was I just want to make sure you don't like
Wrestling okay. All right ready?
Do we start? Oh my god, sir. All right, don't don't pick me up and slam you
Who the fuck do you think I am?
Why do you think if I wanted you I would paint you open?
I don't know! I see you in the gym every day!
Alright.
Alright, 3, 2, 1, go!
Sarah? Sarah?
Come here little boy!
You come here little boy.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry, I gotta scratch you.
I'm so sorry.
I didn't feel it in my hand.
My mic, oh my god.
Wait a sec.
All right, let's go.
How do I, what are you going for?
I don't know.
Oh my god.
Not again, not again.
Not again.
oh my god oh my god
Oh my god! I've never won!
You almost got him!
Do you feel good about yourself beating up women?
What?
What's gonna feel like him now?
How does that make you feel, Neon?
So I'm tired as fuck.
Oh shit.
I'll get it from his.
What?
Mine didn't have one.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck.
Chad!
That wasn't a fucking Chad.
I did that.
I did that.
I did that.
Are you bragging about beating up a girl?
I did that.
Chat.
Sarah's in the gym every day.
Hold on.
Let me just stay there.
Just stay here.
Sorry, I'm tired.
I'm great.
I don't have good stamina.
I don't either.
All right.
Oh my god.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
No, you are better.
You're quicker.
All right.
Ryan Garcia teach you a few things?
He did.
I'm so sorry.
I got makeup on your shirt.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, it's okay.
Holy fuck.
Would you like some water?
You don't have any.
Oh, no, it's okay, I'm good.
Wow.
Well guys.
Sorry, I need 10 seconds.
What's wrong?
Dude, that fight, the crazy thing is that fight probably lasted 15 seconds.
Chat, did I remind you of, um...
That's a good resemblance.
That's like John Jones versus Adesanya.
Holy shit.
I'm exhausted.
One more round, no.
We're done.
We're done.
You're not energy, right?
You're good, though.
You're good.
You've got better.
Do you have a future in this?
Honestly, for what?
Yeah, you might.
In your weight class?
So, you know, it's crazy.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
I still have a bum.
The bumble...
So, this is three weeks left.
Feel right here?
Sorry.
I had hairy legs.
Oh, sorry. Oh, did it hurt?
Ow!
Oh, sorry.
Oh, I didn't mean to scream at you.
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry.
You got a woman hand-screened with that?
Yeah, bro.
Oh, chat.
I'm sorry.
I'm not, I'm not gay, so they don't.
I'm so sorry, Sarah.
It's okay.
And so I was, I was doing the streams from UFC Fighters, and then they brought a 20-year-old prodigy.
Um, and he fucking slammed me, and now I have a permanent bump on my leg.
Oh, that's why he thought I was gonna pick you up and slam you.
Is it happened to you a few weeks ago?
I'm sorry.
Yeah, it did.
Stop calling me an abuser.
Alright.
Alright, I'm done.
No, I'm calling the chat.
I'm calling the chat.
You can call me whatever you want.
I don't go fuck.
You're not, though.
No, but girl.
No, but...
So, there's only one thing in this...
In general, that pisses me off.
When people use the word jeep.
What is that?
J-E-E-T.
Why are you laughing?
It's the most insulting thing to call a brown person,
and it's like a thing on the internet
where everyone does it.
It's banned out of my chat, I can't even say it.
And everywhere I go, every year I go on,
they just spam it in the chat.
G, G, G, G, G.
And that's why I wanna go to India
and show the real, the life there, how great it is,
because people are just so fucked up on the end,
look, they're out, look, they still find ways
to spam it even though it's banned.
Look at them.
It's the most insensitive, weird thing.
Keep your home the fuck off.
Guys, don't say that.
So it's like a derogatory term well not was just like it's something that the internet made up. Oh, it's not it doesn't have me any
So, oh, are you serious?
So it took out the bow and kept the jeep present like Aiden
We're playing baseball. He called me Derek jeep her. That's like
Are you laughing? No, that's not funny
But I kind of appreciate when someone uses a creative way to know that's not funny regardless guys guys look at me
Guys, look at me. Knock it off, okay? Stop calling him things that he doesn't like, you know?
And sub maybe subscribe to his channel, since you're already here.
Oh, oh, you, oh my god, that actually got me a sub. Surge with a sub, thank you.
Thank you, Surge, for the sub.
Alright, should we leave the gym? Are we done working out? What do you think?
Yeah. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go eat.
Let's get some healthy food.
Help me out.
Oh, okay, hold on, one second.
So, I learned this on TikTok.
Oh, oh. Sorry.
Boom! Magical.
All right, let's go what's your shoe size there? Um, I have like a seven and a half and women's it's a very average foot size
What's your foot size? Uh nine and a half minutes. Oh nice. It's not bad. Do you live by yourself?
No, what do you live with?
With my mom
Okay, that's a crazy
got stuck in here what the fuck is it whoa bro how was that possible oh it
got paid a little bad yeah that actually was the first so bad are you okay damn
all right so I don't go to the gym ready well you're not supposed to sit on a
running machine I know
oh my gosh do I just see what happened
type of freaky shit I'm just kidding chat Sarah wants to smash you I want to see
I can't even pinch it if it's bleeding.
Stop bleeding.
Hell yeah.
So how long have you guys worked together?
You and your cameraman?
Um, this is a second day on the job.
Really?
Yeah.
Is it actually?
Yeah, my team is subbed out right now for the holidays.
He's great.
He's amazing.
I can tell he's good.
He's good.
It's hard to find good cameraman nowadays.
Yeah.
Tell me about it.
They don't know...
Wait, what the hell?
I love you.
I fuck with you.
That's what I'm saying is I love Nick.
I'm not feeling about food for her. One thing.
Honestly, nothing. She's really going on it.
She's always smiling. I've never seen someone smile as much as me.
She's here at 10.30. She's here at 10.35.
I'm not that late. Thank you.
No, I appreciate you. You're the real one.
Alright, let's go. You want to come to my car?
Yeah. Oh, where are we going to eat? Are we going somewhere like...
Do you have my phone?
I didn't really think this through, so wherever you want to go, let's eat healthy, though.
Oh, okay. There's a good Mexican spot.
My god, it's a ritual every time I come here. I go there and it's I'm not sure to be weird of the business
But it's not my type of okay. Well, I love Mexicans and Mexican
Very nice
Okay, have you got scammed before? What creators of scam be be honest? I don't want to just call it on. I feel you okay
All right a hundred thousand likes and dead ass mean you're on a stream and Sarah's coming to
We'll do a bunch of shit in the front a thousand legs at me and it will do it
Okay, yes, I'm senior content, bro. He will get millions of likes. Okay, let's do it
And I'll actually ask you in the title so that they go to your twitch. Oh, I got you
Thank you so much, bro, I appreciate you real
Respect! Alright brother!
Wait, can I, I'll be right back. I'm gonna put these in my car really quickly.
Give me one second, one second.
No rush.
Let's do it.
Oh, my bad.
Nice to meet you, cream. You Muslim?
Salam aleikum brother.
Living easy.
Let's do it.
My guy.
No, no, no, no. That's my brother. That's my brother.
No one's beating my boy Ryan.
You got them hands at left hook?
That's my, oh!
Nah, he's great, he's great, we love Ryan.
Oh shit, okay, all right.
All right, all right, nice to meet you man.
God bless.
Of course man!
Wait, wait, quick question.
Hold on, wait, let's take a picture of this.
So all right, what percent of the money do you keep?
So all right, for example, if there's a 50-
I don't really go out there and see their business side
because I can get in trouble.
Oh, shit, I feel you, I feel you.
But I just know there's a percentage.
What's the percentage?
Depends on that.
Like 50%?
90% and like 15%.
Oh, that's great because I heard Uber's.
Man, go to DoorDash.
Yeah, DoorDash.
Unless we're sponsoring.
Everything, liquor, uh.
Oh, liquor?
No, I don't drink.
No, no, no, I'm in the services liquor.
No, stay sober, kids.
Grocery stores, pharmacies, whatever.
My guy, nice to meet you.
I know you were in my arms bro.
No, this is my secret for the heart.
Nice to see you.
Oh yeah, I love Felipe.
Nice to see you.
Yes sir.
Oh Felipe the um...
The guy I was talking about.
Hispanic guy?
Yeah, yeah.
Very very wholesome guy, very nice guy.
He's great.
Shout out to Felipe.
Did something happen to your car mirror?
Oh my gosh, this is some...
Like you got money, let's fix that.
You know how long it's been like that for?
Look at his car mirror.
That is some f**k.
You have money, bro!
What's with that big?
I think it's very low.
Is it low?
I don't know.
Wait, oh, because you have your...
Oh!
Is there any way...
Actually, no, but you go up here and then...
I'll tell you what happened to the mirror.
What do you want me to sit?
Uh, right...
Can you camera and sit in the back, is that cool?
Oh my god, Krabaz needs to break the other one.
So, it's been like that for a while.
It's just, I don't care, I'll just put the seat over here.
Thank you.
Um, I'm cheap, Sarah.
Okay, and it's a problem I have and I understand that
But like you so you actually have asthma
I just saw your inhaler where in here in case you need it. Why are you?
Okay, can I use it? It was literally right here. Can you can you put it for me?
What do you put it for you in your mouth?
Just one three
Oh
Damn, you're supposed to let me breathe. Wait, what am I? I don't know. It's my first time. Sarah. No, you can't. Oh my god. Oh my god
All right, are you good? I'm great. You need another one? No, no, no, no, no. You've done enough. You've done enough. You've done enough.
Okay, where do we eat? Now I'm asthma certified.
Let's go.
There's a cova. I don't like cova. You don't like cova?
She's trippin.
Should we get some um, some Persian food?
Some Persian food.
Some kebabs?
Yes.
Persian cuisine.
Oh there's one right here.
Yeah, we're on the valley. It should be right here.
We're not in the valley. We're in Santa Monica.
No we're... yeah.
Santa Monica.
Indian food, no. So I have a ritual where I go to get Indian food.
Wait, I'll go get Indian food.
No but there's, there's so annoyed of it they're like,
fuck another day of getting Indian food.
We're sick of this shit.
So what have you been up to Sarah? What you been doing?
Um, nothing really. I've just been focusing on like YouTube videos and stuff.
That's not nothing.
Oh yeah, I mean nothing like you, you like are clubbing every day. Like you're filming every day.
No, no. You know it's crazy these last two weeks. I've streamed probably like four times.
Really?
Yeah, because I'm sick.
I think it's because I see your clips every day so I feel like it's new.
You still see them?
Oh my god, my 40 pages filled with your clips.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Oh, thank you Clippers.
Nice.
Yeah, no good job Clippers. You guys are doing a great job.
And they're good they're good clips like I saw you a thumb young a gym with twins with the trend twins
Yeah, I love them. They're really nice cool guys. Yeah, you guys are freaks. Yeah, like freaks me like like they're like like crazy built
No, I freaks like like freaky. Yeah freaky
Yeah, oh really what what made you think they're freaky there is tell me a lot of crazy shit. Oh, okay
Yeah, like they're like their kinks and stuff. Oh, okay
I think we're somewhere nice. This is very nice. We're going to a nice spot with a great
It's like nice round tables and yes. Yes. We love that. Oh my god. Sarah's making money
Look what's on her neck not one not two one two three four. There's like five of those little things
No, there's ten. There's ten of them. Oh, so I'm so sorry. No, um, no this I
Think I got it for I got it for cheaper than it actually is it's um, you know like it's a wrap
like it's real gold it's 18 karat gold but it's not the one I didn't buy it from
Van Cleef oh but it's the same shit but it's like yeah it's the same thing but I
why would you pay like three times the price just for the break like you pick
I just paid for what it's worth in gold yeah so basically you got someone to make
it yes using the proper materials yeah it's the same shit yeah how much was it
five but the one from Van Cleef is 13 shit you know what I mean do you see
the price difference and you would have bought a van cleef. You did? Yeah not for me. Oh like as
a gift? Yeah. Wow that's an expensive gift. Yeah it was a I'm sorry gift. What'd you do?
I did a stream with a girl. Oh so you gave a van cleef to like as an apology? To the person I was
with. Yeah it's making months. Yeah which thinking back it's such a scent move. But and that's not
a scent move but like you also grow up and you realize that like conversation is probably better.
It's better that conversation than, like,
I've learned so much in this last year of my life.
It's crazy.
Well, I believe it.
I feel like I've lived like 10 years of living one year.
Yeah.
Like, learning so much, changing as a person,
like, it's been a journey.
Well, you also experienced so much
that it makes sense that you learned a lot quickly.
You know what's crazy?
When we did, like, those few streams, whatever,
and when I first came to LA, I swear to God, I blacked.
Like, I don't remember anything.
Yeah.
I literally blacked out.
Like, fully blacked out.
I don't remember shit.
It was a very bad point of my life for not gonna lie.
Yeah.
But here we are now.
But now, do you remember things that you did last year?
Like you have a better memory now?
No.
Okay.
But I'll remember, I'll see clips and I'll be like,
oh yeah, but is that kind of scary?
It's kind of scary,
because I think that you just experience so much
and you live so much that you just forget it.
Imagine this, I was at home for 18 years,
didn't talk to girls at all, didn't do anything.
Didn't go to school?
I barely went to school
because I got a Facebook deal
and then I was home schooled
and then I was very sick,
like getting out of the hospital and shit.
There's a lot going on.
So I barely went to school and then I go to LA and everything's just thrown at me so it was just a lot.
Oh my gosh.
Jack, Sarah doesn't give a fuck.
I do give a fuck.
I'm kidding.
No, that is a lot. I was sorry.
Is she his- oh my god.
Is she his br-
How did you know they were gonna say-
Sorry, sorry.
I have a bad habit of snorting.
Is it bad? Is it ugly?
Thank you.
Are you- your security said it wasn't that bad.
I can tell you were sick like a skinny or now you never recovered.
Okay, don't be okay. You guys are don't say that kind of stuff. Is this the food spot? Yeah, let's go
Have you been here before? No, let's go. Let's eat up. We can get out. Yeah
I think the world is like adapting to IRL streaming though like that is true. They're letting you film anywhere now
Oh my god. Wait come here. That's so that is so scary. Holy fuck. Record this
That is so scary. Look at the back here like more
What the fuck?
Bro, that's freaky, no?
Yes!
God!
I watched a movie, and they made these like-
I don't have my wallet.
And?
Man, you know what, Sarah?
I know I have a broken mirror, I know I haven't streamed in a while, but I'm not fucking
broke, alright?
I have some type of money!
I didn't think you were broke, but I thought at least I could offer to pay for my wallet.
Yeah, I'm gonna let you pay.
This is my thoughts on well obviously not a relationship but when I'm with a girl I don't want to pay for shit
I don't want to pay for food living clothes anything nothing. I don't believe in that
What are you making your own money? I don't care. I'm here to take care of you. Oh wow
So you have like a very like that a traditional mindset maybe I don't know. It's just how I think and how I move oh
Oh
Let's say the name of it up your child 17th Street everyone come through
show some love let's do meet and greet fuck it okay it's okay oh my god it's a
this is too fancy we're just we're food critics we're just over here we're
streaming showing this amazing place as an A star so we're excited.
Appointment? Uh no we have no appointment.
Let's do a table for him.
You can look outside if you want. Yeah wherever.
No worries thank you so much. Appointment? What is this?
50 other tables.
Oh, they're Jewish. Shalom. Shalom, shalom, shalom.
Happy Hanukkah to all the Jewish people in the chat.
Wasn't yesterday the last day? Am I wrong? What is it?
I don't know. Let me see.
The service is never fucking here. Let me see if my phone isn't working.
What are you doing for New Year's?
I don't have any plans. What are you doing?
Going to Australia.
Really? I've heard there's like crazy insects and like bugs in Australia.
Oh, well, I'm gonna get out of this. You know, you know all the kangaroos there have a chlamydia
No, are you planning to do something in a career with a kangaroo?
No, but they think it's not like something you're worried about
Wait, um, who are you with Iggy?
Oh, really? Yeah, I've seen your I've seen streams of you and her like on a boat. She seems really cool
She's amazing. She seems cool. She's amazing. We have two streams out there
And then we're gonna spend New Year's together just me here in the cameraman. Oh like filming or not filming
I don't know if there was something like no no no we're just friends okay that's
yeah yeah I feel like all right questions you do you think if you're in a
relationship you can have guy friends I think boundaries need to be made like
if like say if you and I were like in a relationship and I had a guy friend that
I was like texting all the time or like wanting to see that's weird that's
weird that's weird that is you know what you can have guy friends when
you're single and they're single and communicate whatever like there's no
issues there I don't think but if you're in a relationship with someone I think
you need to respect that and like you can like wish them a happy birthday or
like if you see them out whatever but like not to the point that your texting
are hanging out them all the time I agree the opinion or if like you know your
guy friends like your homie wants to hang out and like he invites you and
your boyfriend but your boyfriend can't go like
Oh, hi! It's everybody.
Hi, how you doing?
Hi, how are you?
Nice to meet you, Nikki.
Nice to meet you, guys.
Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Sarah.
I like your bracelet.
Oh, thank you.
I like your teeth.
Thank you.
So talk to me. What do we do?
What do you guys want to do?
Sorry, we run a food channel.
Okay.
The Neon and Sarah channel, where we go and we go and see the highest reviewed places.
So this was number one on the list.
Shut up!
Yeah.
Show me where.
Are you guys on your own page or something?
Yeah, no, I'm live right now.
I'm live right now.
I swear, but we see the ace the a we're hoping to give you guys more business
We're just gonna do our intro real quick. Hello guys
It's the neon and Sarah show work here at one of the highest of you Persian places in the entire Los Angeles area
We're in Los Angeles.
We're here with this amazing woman over here.
I thought I was welcome to saw that restaurant.
Yeah.
Alrighty, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's try out this food.
Okay.
You're so...
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Everyone watching this YouTube video, I just want to say first and foremost, amazing
service.
Clean plates.
Yeah.
Very clean.
Looking like a very good start.
It looks very good.
Look at this.
Thank you, thank you.
So here's our menu.
We have our lunch special.
Oh, amazing.
And we have our dinner portion.
So I think I'm going to recommend you guys dinner portion
so you get the full experience.
Thank you.
And we're famous for our drinks.
If you didn't know, we're famous for our Martini.
So we love Lava Shack.
So Lava Shack, Martini.
Do you guys drink?
I don't drink.
Can we do a virgin?
Of course we can do it.
I think you want.
Nobody drinks here?
No.
We've got two people that probably drink.
I'll drink under every kind of...
Okay, nice!
Yeah, I can rave my own restaurant.
But I'll bring you guys some stuff.
So take a look at the menu.
Thank you so much.
There's a lot of location, right?
Yeah, so we have three locations.
I've been to one in Persian Square.
So, oh no.
So, we're in Los Angeles.
So, that's the one in Los Angeles in Beverly Hills.
Okay.
So, we have a little one in Beverly Hills
and we have also a thousand oaks.
Oh, I've been to a thousand oaks.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, that's the one.
By any chance, do you have the Wi-Fi password?
Of course, we don't.
Let's see.
Chad we're celebrating our five years on the YouTube channel. This is great. Glad to be here for the anniversary.
So we do test to see how good the Wi-Fi connection is. We're going to do a download and upload test
for people who come by and who don't have service on their phones.
Perfect.
Okay. Oh, the private. Thank you.
Ah, one second.
It's not popping up for me.
Just put it in.
Oh.
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.
Oh, there it is.
Amazing.
Sorry.
Do it again.
OK.
Thank you so much.
You should get your drawing.
Yeah.
I think four sets.
Sorry, I'm a little slow.
There you go.
No, you're not.
Thank you.
Perfect.
You're all right?
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
So what is it called?
What do you guys call your Instagram also?
Oh, yeah, we're an Instagram.
What is that?
A, D, I, N.
Oh, sorry, wait, let me just put it.
A for A.
I'm just going to, OK.
OK.
Oh, OK.
I'll definitely follow you back.
This one?
Yeah, yeah, neon, yeah, there it is.
And then nine something else.
Which one?
I'm still thinking of you.
Thank you.
What are you from?
I'm from Lebanon.
Yeah, of course and she's from she follow me
Yeah, that's crazy!
Okay, now the game changes.
Okay, I was not, but I'm like really nice.
I was happy, but I'm like super happy now.
I'm really nice.
Oh, you're here too?
You're covering the dishes.
No, brother! Come on, yo! Come on, yo!
Move back a little bit.
Sorry, oh my god, there's so much going on.
I was like, no she didn't! I'm so happy you're here!
I'm getting mugged.
Yeah, no.
Whoa! What type of whoa!
I'm usually like in a sports front.
She looks great in a sports front.
And I just cut my hair.
Dude, start up as an estimation.
You have to be, I'm like, what I'm having a fucking jubilee.
I wore that right there!
I know!
You know, Tyler?
Yeah, that's great.
For show.
Do I do it?
Yes, you do.
Oh, yeah.
But here, I'll put yours in and I'll call you back.
Yeah, I love bangers, I love set-off, I love you!
I'm sorry for custody, I'm an adult, I can do whatever I want.
Where's your house?
Yeah, where's your house?
That's a great tree over there.
So he works at your gym?
Oh yeah, I know him!
Tyler, yeah, yeah.
I love Tyler, he comes here all the time.
Yeah, he's great.
Okay, no, you guys are...
In my back.
I understand why you can't treat what you can't eat.
Thank you.
So look through the menu anyways, but you don't have to be quick allergies.
We're good.
Neither, I don't do pork.
I just don't eat pork.
I'm Muslim.
As-salamu alaykum.
Obviously, we are too un-jewish, so we don't eat pork either.
Oh, happy Hanukkah.
Happy Hanukkah, guys.
Yeah, we're multicultural.
We don't eat any pork.
We have halal meat too.
Oh, right.
So the food that wants to come here.
Majority of our foods are vegan.
So there's obviously no dairy, so most Muslims see it.
I love Muslims.
It's a super thing.
All of our food is prepared here.
No leftovers, everything's daily.
Marinated, no food coloring, nothing.
That's great.
I have more gym rats, so this is great for us.
I'm a gym rat.
No, I'm not.
You look amazing.
I'm an expensive body because I ate a lot of them all.
Are you single?
We know.
Happily married.
But do you want me to be single?
Yeah, what?
I just thought you were very beautiful.
Don't forget that you're no students.
When you're out, I'll be single.
Oh, wow.
You're such a sweetheart.
Yeah, you are. Thank you so much.
Okay, I'll send a result.
All righty. If you don't have each, send it to your mom.
Yeah, sit, sit.
Wow, you're not motion.
Yeah, she was really nice. That was really sweet.
Okay, so the food script thing won't work anymore.
The food critic thing.
But, um...
It was so funny.
And it was working.
It was.
It was working, and then that's a little fucked.
I got mugged.
Chat's for the immature team.
Okay, we're gonna eat some food.
Question.
Yes.
If you're at a fancy place like this, is this fancy?
It may.
I'd say this is for you.
Do you wear a dress?
No, a napkin.
Oh, and your, no.
OK.
OK.
Do you wear dresses?
On occasion, I'll wear a dress.
I'm not seeing you in a dress.
Probably not in person, no.
I rarely wear them.
I feel you.
But do you, I don't.
I wish you a outfit swap.
Right now?
Oh my god, this would be so funny.
It fit us perfectly.
We're the same weight class.
I think we should just trade tops and we can do it right here.
I don't know.
Why would you even open your mouth if that's not something you want us to do?
Because chat's going to say yes to it.
No, it's saying no, because I think it's kind of, oh god, no.
What do we do with chat?
Do we do it?
Yes, you know.
Wait, how many subs are you at?
I'm at 6,000.
OK, if we hit, what's it really, sit for?
20,000.
If we hit 20,000?
6 to 20,000?
No, I'm just kidding.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care about, don't self, I don't care about your money.
I don't want your money.
You know what's crazy?
I'm at a point in life right now where I'm just so, I'm content.
I don't want anything else.
I just want to stream and be happy.
Especially be happy, because you know, sometimes it gets a little lonely.
Yeah.
It does.
Oh, I really, you know, I live by myself now.
Yeah.
I just have me, my dog.
That's it.
Do you live here in LA?
Yeah.
Oh, very nice.
So, do you ever, like, do you go on dates or do you hang out with people else?
No, I've never been on a date in my life.
Never what do you mean? I've never been on a date
You've never taken someone on a date. Nope
Well, you've been on dates. No, I haven't
like
Like like like a video dates
Right, it's rose fucked. I'm playing my off-stream. Yeah, I know I'm talking off-stream too
But like you haven't ever thought like what I'm saying is like you you've been with people on stream
You haven't taken them on a day off stream. No, you understand what I'm saying. Yeah, I know I
I just don't know how to do it right now you're doing it the exact thing that we
have done today you could do with a woman without these nice gentlemen here
oh that's why she that's not what I'm asking okay sorry but like like like the
way hypothetically if you like saw someone you liked in conversational
text message you can shoot him a call okay like I'd love to go and grab coffee
and like go on a hike or I'd love to grab coffee and I'd go off.
Well if they say no.
Well if they say no.
I'm scared of rejection.
That's okay but you have to get rejected to then maybe then you move on if you get rejected
like close.
You know I'll never I'll never approach a girl no matter what.
But why?
Because I just I genuinely don't know what to say.
Like they think it's like an app.
I don't know what to say.
Oh hi.
Hi.
Can I get your number?
No you don't start off with that.
All right let's test it.
All right at least what I'll do actually.
We tried it earlier like you know, but I just wouldn't ask to touch someone's hair if I didn't know that hi
How you doing? Hi nice to meet you nice to meet you too. You have an amazing smile. Thank you. I'm Sarah
How do you spell that I say all right? Oh cool. What's your name?
I'm Kyle. Okay, nice to meet you. Oh, okay. See no, you don't lot. Is it Russian?
You know what Sarah you think the worst of me. No, I'm not paying for this meal
Maybe they have a way I'm gonna pay for this meal, but no I'm paying
I'll vote you.
But, yeah, I just...
Hey, let's try again, sort of.
I just want to say...
And just start from the beginning.
Oh!
Just say I just want to say...
Let's go, Shorty, how you doing?
Sorry, no, okay.
Oh, I just couldn't help but...
No, introduce yourself.
Okay, the beginning step is introduce yourself.
Hi, I'm A-A-A-A-A-A, Ben-Gro.
Hi, I'm Mikhail, nice to meet you.
Hi, I'm Sarah, pleasure.
Hi, pleasure.
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh my god.
This is hard.
Sorry again, you can do it.
Stop reading chat, stop overthinking.
Just try it.
You look like you have very soft hair.
I swear to God, if you do not introduce yourself
from the beginning, I am going to backhand you.
It's always worked like that, though.
That's what I'm saying!
What are you, what?
Exchange your name.
Hey, why would you agronomize?
Excuse me, what's your name?
I say, what's your name?
Oh, I saw you from XYZ, nice to meet you, I'm in it, right?
Yeah, but I'm saying he's just starting off like,
Oh, your hair, ugh.
I have a deep voice?
No, you don't actually, I don't know what I'm talking about.
All right, let me start.
Would you like a drink?
No, thanks, dude, I don't drink.
Oh, me neither.
My name is Mikhail, nice to meet you.
Oh, if you don't drink, why would you offer me a drink?
Just because you don't loosen up a little bit.
I don't see that.
Wait, that was scary.
Wait, are you serious?
Oh my God.
Oh, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I mean, I wouldn't use that one right am I wrong no no like that's there's called that creepy no
I'm like if you're not drinking like oh my god. That's so bad. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm I got him
I'm gonna pass him. All right
Cut video
You wanted a roofie bro. What are you?
Dragon all right. Yeah. Let me restart
Hey, Sarah. What's my name? Oh
My god, this is actually bad
That's funny!
That's funny!
No, that's bad!
Because I know your name, that's even more...
Oh my god, that's your chair.
I'm closing my PS5, it's over.
I'm not doing the...
I'm going to try with you, okay?
Hypothetically.
This is why I get nervous.
I know, this is where I get act...
When a girl wants to act like...
Hi, I'm Stara.
Hi.
Are you gay?
No!
Why you said hi?
Restart, Sarah.
Hi, I'm Sarah.
It was good.
Pleasure.
I just wanted to say I really like your outfit.
I saw you on the far and that shirt stood out to me.
I love this.
Thank you.
I actually have a good plumb there so I can get you some unreleased kit.
Oh, really?
Oh my God, that would be amazing.
What do you mind if I got your number?
I'll give you her number, my assistant, and then we can go from there.
Okay, so see, you strictly made it business only.
you're right but then a girl obviously wants something for me so it is business
no but like what I'm saying is if I if I saw you from afar I liked your outfit
like I wanted to get to know you a little bit more
I just you know I don't know I just I'm very careful I don't blame you that
makes sense yeah why is yeah so okay all right we start one more
you offered I know I did offer fuck I'm a trick I buy a lot of girls prices
No, you gotta stop that.
I'm just nice, like...
I know, but nicely, that's gonna put money.
This is the issue with you.
No, because you thought apologizing with an expensive bracelet
is the way to fix it.
And I did that again with a chrome hearts purse.
I'm just an idiot, right?
Oh, can I see a picture of the purse?
It's amazing.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
You got a box of them, too.
Yeah, you got, dude, you...
Because you have more to...
I think sometimes when people overcompensate with spending money that you have more to offer then just sure you make a lot of money
But you have more to offer. Chat, what do I have to offer? Can you all tell me? I don't know. Oh
Is it soup? No, that's most of us here, right?
So this is our hostess
Hi, how are you doing?
Hello, I'm a fan brought here, I'm there.
Nice to meet you guys.
So we're going to start with some appetizer,
but Santa's going to take you over,
but we're going to make recommendations any season.
Yes.
But we want to know what you guys are doing.
Welcome in.
Is it our first time at Tata?
First time.
I'm going to take the first one.
You're popping our cherry.
Oh, okay.
Very nice.
You picked the right person to pop yours.
Oh!
Can I get your number?
Oh my god.
She's single.
She's single.
She's single.
That was a good line.
No, you don't.
Is that bacon in there?
No, did you make it?
No.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I've had eggplant with caramelized onion, fried garlic, fried mint, and topped with
our weights.
It is good.
That looks great.
I've never tried that before.
I've had an urgent twist of Baba Ghanoush.
Baba Ghanoush.
And the hummus and yogurt with shallots.
We have some freshly oven baked bread that we make from scratch in hummus.
Oh my god.
I'm so excited.
What do you guys recommend?
We're best known here for the juicy chicken kebab.
So the juicy chicken is our second one.
Juicy pieces of chicken.
Is it boneless?
It's boneless.
I'll get that.
What's your favorite purse brand?
Purse brand?
Purse, purse.
Purse brand.
I mean, I have to say Hermes.
Oh, okay!
Are you trying to get me Hermes?
Oh, oh!
Is that the vibe? I mean, I'm actually not doing this.
You don't run off the rips asking a girl that you have to...
Alright, thank you so much.
Yeah, we'll do one.
We'll do one of the boneless, the juicy chicken, and then I'll do...
I'm gonna give them, like.
We have kubida.
Kubida, I'll do kubida.
We have a sholetani, which is served with a sphere
of the flat skirt steak.
So it's a combination of that and a kubida.
I'll do that.
Okay, I'll do that.
Okay.
So for both, they come with white rice,
but I could substitute it for cherry rice,
or I'm a bean rice.
I like white rice.
White rice.
I'll do like a little portion of rice.
Like half.
Do you wanna do half salad?
Yes, please.
Did you wanna do like a Shirazi salad,
be in bed or a Shirazi?
Shirazi.
Yeah.
Oh, salad?
I'll try salad for her.
Do you want to do like a different salad?
Like a sardasta?
It's topped with feta cheese, dates, raisins, and a little bit of cinnamon tools.
Or no, we want to-
Do you guys have a Caesar salad?
We have a Caesar salad.
Yeah, there you go.
And it's absolutely-
Any drinks to you guys?
Can I have some water for me?
You have Coke Zero?
We do.
I'll do Coke Zero.
Oh my God!
Do you like that or no?
That's unhealthy.
Bro, I know, but come on.
Let me have a vice.
Can I have some lemonade?
Yeah, sure.
Bro, what do you-
It wasn't too far off, but they're both sugar.
Yeah, true.
Well, Coke Zero is fake, it might be worse.
Coke Zero, honestly, might be worse.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
They say just drink Coke every night.
I do it, yeah.
But it's OK.
I love Coke Zero.
I love Coke Zero.
Do you want anything?
Fresh homemade bread, I made some crispy and some soft.
Oh, wow, you're the best.
Yeah, did you get the juicy chicken?
Thank you so much.
You have to try the juicy chicken.
Right, so.
He got the juicy chicken.
I got the juicy one.
Yeah.
I'll try bite in his.
OK.
I'll come check.
I think we're, we're, you gotta move over back over here.
Yeah.
Yes, sir. Alrighty.
So, Sarah, what is your ideal first date?
Ideal first date would be coffee and like a walk or a hike
or something, cause then you get coffee
and if it's like, if you get coffee
and the date's not going well,
you can always like not go on the walk.
And there's blame in that you have to shit
cause the coffee and then you leave.
Yeah, you could blame it on that.
Or you can just say like, oh, I have to go.
You don't have to bring up that.
Have you ever had a bad first date?
Thank you so much.
I've not had a bad first date, but one time,
like I remember I went to end that with someone
and regardless, I'm totally good to get my own food,
but he didn't buy my food or didn't offer to buy it.
The offering was what I did.
What a piece of shit.
I guess it was in and out, you know?
But he also did.
What do you mean?
It's like $5.
Oh, $7.
Oh, you remember?
Oh, yeah, this guy hurt you.
No, but the thing that upset me more than that,
not offering, he didn't open the door for me,
which I didn't love.
Oh my God, you look at a little shit like that.
Damn, because I was on stream with a girl
and I didn't open the door
and then my dad texted me two paragraphs
of why I'm a piece of shit
for not opening the door.
Well, you don't have to say, I just like the door being open.
I guess I know.
I feel you.
Wash your hands.
No, it's good.
All right.
We should go wash our hands.
No, let me tell you something.
And this is what I've learned from my research.
Wow.
You used a lot of sauce.
It's yogurt.
Yogurt.
I'll try it.
This is what I learned.
You're not supposed to wash your hands because.
What? What? Don't show your hair.
What the? That's your hair.
It might be my hair, I'm sorry. But it wasn't there before.
No.
So it was one of our hairs.
Since we all have such bad hair.
But so what I learned, especially for my country,
this is one thing that we adopted
and we're trying to bring to America,
and this is actually really good for you.
You're not supposed to wash your hands after everything
because your immune system is gonna get built up
if you don't do that.
And you just go every day and there's moments
where you just don't wash your hands.
Like for example, use the restroom.
One or two times, don't wash your hands.
Not being bad at it.
Because you don't want to be the most commonly person
in the world because then when there's a situation
where you're not, you're gonna get sick.
There's no way you just have to not.
I can't even go to the bathroom after watching him.
Have you ever stood up and take a piss?
No.
I'm scarred. I swear to God when I was a kid, I saw a girl.
Well, okay, this is not weird. Well, we're all kids.
I accidentally walked in to the restroom and there was a girl.
I'm not even trying to be weird.
She was standing up.
She had a dick.
You guys were kids. That wasn't a girl.
No, it was a girl.
What do you mean?
I'm still confused to this day.
think about it yeah interesting well you guys were kids she was probably just a
boy and you were confused it was a girl Sarah it was a girl there's nothing wrong
with that but I was just she huh this is what I was like I was like 11 and she
was also 11 no she's older a little older oh how tall I'm tall no I mean yeah
What are you, 5-7?
Yo bro, don't do that.
5-8.
Sarah, don't do that.
5-8.
No, I'm 5-11 at least.
Gay.
Gay?
No, no, no, no, no.
Why is your head there?
You said that.
I said gang.
Gang, okay.
Gang.
Gang, gang.
He's getting paid to push this narrative.
Shut the fuck up.
5-8, I knew it.
No, I'm not.
Wait, what narrative?
Wait, hold on.
All right, wait.
All right, let's stand up.
Come on, one quick.
I don't know.
It's hard for me to believe because you only weigh like 40.
So if you're really that tall, you must be really skinny.
Look how short you look compared to me.
I don't think I look that short.
Really?
That's like...
That's crazy, your butt is sitting on top of my butt.
I know.
So you are tall.
What?
Wait, how tall are you?
I'm 5'10 plus.
Okay, it's funny how it changes, right?
Sitting down and saying 5'11, and then saying 5'10.
How tall are you, bro?
5'11.
You guys could kiss.
Sorry, I didn't mean to get too...
My bad, bro.
Oh my god.
She's so pretty.
Oh, jeez, I'm kidding.
You're traumatized.
Have you ever been hit?
No.
You're flinching.
All right.
Let's go.
OK.
Let's not get into that conversation.
So how do you think the stream's going?
Of course they like it.
It's always good vibes with you.
I know, but we haven't streamed in a long time.
I've never seen a girl smile as much as you.
Like, you just make me want to smile.
Thank you.
That was creepy.
Sorry.
That was smooth.
That was smooth.
Oh, thank you.
I mean, when you say it's smooth, then it kills it.
And then downstairs, like, oh, this guy's a fucking dork.
I don't think you're a dork.
No, you shouldn't have said that.
It was creepy.
And then now I made it weird.
Yay.
Fuck.
No, you're great.
What the hell?
Um, so, so you're telling me back to that conversation, you're going to approach
women.
I don't.
So, are you on dating acts?
Fuck no.
I just, I'm just, I'm worried I'm gonna die alone.
No you're not, you're 21, that's insane.
I wanna, I wanna get married in the next year and a half.
Okay, I know, I see that too, but like,
to actually wanna get married in the next year and a half,
you have to take steps to, you know.
Yes you are, oh my god, all right.
I got a dating app on stream and I got zero matches.
Well how long, it was probably only open
for like a few minutes, right?
No, it's been up for three days.
Oh really?
check on that. You have zero matches? Wait, let me see the pictures you put out. Oh, let's not do that.
She put them up for me and they're not that. Oh my god, I got matches!
Let's not show these matches. All right. Wait, let me see. Let me, I don't show them. Let me just see. Let me see your profile.
You know, I'm cool. Alright, I'm gonna see my profile.
Yeah, well it probably is hard like when girls get on you, you never know if it's for like, like the money you have or if it's for, um, I thought it was for a dating profile.
I can't, it's just, it's kinda embarrassing.
Really?
Yeah.
Skill-based matchmaking, fuck off.
Sorry.
Like, I don't know. I think I'm not the most confident guy in the world either.
I'm not insecure, but...
What are you insecure about, Maz?
I don't think I'm insecure, I just don't like,
I don't think the highest about myself.
Not like, looks-wise or anything just in general.
But maybe it's not bad, but I really look at myself
like, like, fucking.
So it's more of a self-esteem thing.
Yeah, but I think it's good though,
I keep myself grounded because there's points in my life
where I had a crazy ego and I thought I was above
everyone and then life hits you quick
and then it's like, fuck, like,
it's just not here forever.
That's true, no, you make a good point,
but also I think, like,
My hair looked like curry.
Like curry sauce?
No.
It looks like spaghetti noodles.
Like not cooked.
I don't know.
It's just like, why did you do that?
Why did you do that?
I'm so sorry, sir.
I'm sorry.
I'm just curious why you cut it.
I swear to God.
Why did it two tone?
Well, I was going to give you a compliment.
No.
Thank God I thought of myself.
No, no, no, thanks.
I'm wondering, why did you do it?
What inspired it?
I'm not saying it's good or bad, I'm just curious.
Justin Bieber.
OK.
I was going to say, woe law here, your hair looks great.
Your hair looks great, too, but I cannot add the woe law
here in front of you.
Can I borrow your hat, brother?
Wait, so did you do it on stream?
Your hair like that?
No.
Oh, you did it.
I paid $1,000 for this.
No, you didn't.
Yes.
$1,000.
House call, yes.
Thank God you won.
They got me, what do you mean?
Yeah, they got me, yeah.
How much do you pay for haircuts?
I what?
I went to Super Claws, I paid $32.
I paid $250 for house calls.
What?
Yes.
Well, our house call is different.
House call is different,
but why don't you just go off call?
Oh my God, should we buzz my hair?
Let me buzz it.
Chad, should I get a buzz cut?
Yes or no?
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
I'll buzz it for you.
Justin Jeter, bro, what the fuck?
Oh my god, I think it's time for the buzz.
Quick question, man.
What?
Ma'am?
Wait, what?
I was trying to be respectful.
Why?
Wait, what?
All right, shorty.
Tell me what a woman has ever felt respectful about you calling her a girl.
All right, beautiful.
You know what I just want to say?
I think me and you would look great together.
You think so?
Yeah.
How old are you?
29.
Okay, that's age of my son, so it's false.
cool cool cool
he's 21
yo this? nah I'm not gonna lie
you were the worst lady I've ever been
I'm 21
my son is 21
seriously cool
my daughter is 24
oh hold on wait
she's so beautiful
oh shit I laughed it
is she single?
no no she's single
okay it's okay though
Do you think me and Sarah look good together?
It's Sarah. She's like a national treasure.
What am I? A piece of shit?
You see, this is why I don't think highly of her.
I'm just a dirty Indian.
Have you met Sarah's parents?
Oh yeah, we just went out last night with her.
Okay, so who do you think?
They're amazing people.
Yeah, so we have a saying, our personal world is just, it's very hard for personal girls.
Like, you know, you gotta go through it.
You can't just earn it.
Maybe it's not a good video.
Oh, shit.
So like, okay.
And I think there's gotta be a weight limit and a muscle limit for you.
So, if you eat, maybe after this meal.
After this meal, hold on.
After this meal, yes.
Maybe set up cabalbo.
Yeah.
I'll give you a hint.
And if you sing a single vibrate.
I'm just singing a first time.
I'm going to stick this in my mouth
and act like I'm choking.
And then I'm going to sue this place.
You know what we say in a version committee?
What do you say?
If you're a doctor, lawyer.
Engineer.
Engineer.
I'm going to cut chat.
Oh, what's the last one?
This grace.
So what are you?
So sorry.
What?
Did I mess up?
So that's the only way, those are the people that make us hang out?
What I do is I run a few, well I don't know, well I'm gonna need the mics for this.
I run a few strip clubs out here.
Oh shit.
Okay, I'm gonna need the mic now.
Alright, we're gonna need it.
We're back.
Alright Chad, we're just talking about my side hustle.
But yeah, so how long have you been married for?
I've been married for 25 years, so my best friend.
To your best friend?
That's why you can't have guy best friends,
because then you end up marrying them.
You're supposed to, it's the best.
Oh!
Dang!
They're your best friends.
Yeah.
Easy life.
So, yeah.
So, can you teach me a Jewish prayer?
Yes, oh, I used Hanukkah.
We were finishing Hanukkah.
Yeah.
Yesterday was the last night of Hanukkah.
That's heavy.
Oh, I told you yesterday was the last day.
What did you do for Hanukkah?
Hanukkah, please.
Thank you.
What are my good friends as Jewish?
So Hanukkah is a festival of lights,
so basically what we do every night,
we light the candles.
The menorah.
The menorah, very good, for eight days,
because that's how they, you know,
there was a little light that survived eight days.
So in captivity, when they burned a temple down,
and there was a little bit of that,
the oil lasted for eight days.
Wow.
So we turned, we do candles.
That was technically supposed to burn the oil
for eight days.
Okay.
Well, it brings light to everyone.
It's kinda like, same I guess it was as Christmas,
but it really brings light to the people around you.
We pray, we gather, we eat together.
So I think every culture is all about food, right?
Like, different ways of celebrating.
Yeah.
There's food, lap guys, and, you know, we do all that.
Cool, I respect all religions, so that's great.
Yeah, so now we got Christmas coming
and in March we have Persian New Year,
so I think that's also a part of it.
Persian New Year, in March,
hey, thanks.
Can we spend Persian New Year together?
You guys should come here.
Probably with my family, probably,
but you can probably join without the camera.
I mean, it sounds so promising, but you can join my class.
I'm really kind of lonely.
I can join your family?
Yeah.
You can come to my house.
You can come to my house for any of it that you want.
I am saying it on camera.
You can, I guess, anywhere you want.
Shabbat dinners, you can come.
We do Shabbat dinner every Friday.
I'm just kind of waiting for it.
You should do it.
Yeah, you should come to Shabbat.
Oh, come to Shabbat.
How do you say Shabbat?
Yeah, Shabbat.
Shabbat.
Yeah, so we rest on Friday till Saturday.
OK.
Let me get your number, okay?
Wow, I gotta try your food. I gotta try that food.
Thanks, mommy.
Wait, how was that? Wait, oh my god.
I know it because that's what I do.
She said game those games.
You're taking all my lines.
Sorry. Alright, I'm going to call you.
Try this. Try this.
Yeah, try this.
Shut up.
Alright, this is fried rice?
It's the bottom of the pot.
We call it the bottom of the pot.
Wait, you have to put this on it.
Oh, okay.
That's like ground beef and lentils.
lentils.
It's so good.
I'm supposed to be like hard.
It's country, right?
Sure, yeah.
So for example, on Shabbat or any holiday or any Persian household, we fight over this.
This is like gold.
So that's the lentil sauce.
It's very common in India dishes.
And the next one in the pheasantry.
That's the bomb that you guys have to try that.
All of you guys have to try that.
It's made with walnuts, and pomegranate, and molasses.
So what do you think?
Leon, let's give it a go.
Not that your opinion matters, but give it a go.
Oh, my!
Well, you never have time to eat.
I feel like if you haven't had it, it's an interesting...
Because we know our food is the best, but I want it.
Yeah, I know it's good. Try it.
All right, go for it.
I'm so chewing.
Hey, Leon, swallow.
I'm a sensitive throat.
I'm not sorry.
Wow, you're a freak.
I like that.
Alright, Bismillah.
I'm out of here.
Oh my God!
What's Bishkan in English?
Snap?
Snap.
Can you not do this?
So one hand goes here.
So I'm pushing this down to create this space.
So this is the finger that creates the knife?
It's so hard.
Do you know how to do it?
No, I can't do it either.
Oh, no, either?
Oh my god, what's an impression on you?
Oh!
No, I can't do it.
Do you know how to do band?
What is that?
Threading?
Oh, no.
Those are like basics.
No, I think they're...
Like threading eyebrows?
Yes!
Oh, no, I can't.
Oh, thank you so much.
Oh my god, the juicy...
Let's do it.
Thank you.
Oh, I love the juicy chicken.
Thank you.
Thank you so much, Sarah.
Wow.
Chad, get a little zoom in.
This looks great.
Oh, thank you so much.
Thank you.
Sarah, can I give you some chicken
and you give me some beef?
Yeah, of course.
Which kind of beef do you want?
I'm trying to beef you up.
You want to do that?
Do you want me to feed you?
Sure.
Oh my god, I've missed.
Let me show you how to properly eat this thing.
You know, I haven't seen my mom in so long.
I really miss her.
So this is.
Mommy, I'll give mommy.
Mommy.
Mommy, I'm sorry.
OK, I'm sorry too.
Come in, Sarah.
Come in.
Thank you.
I can put a bit of on his ass right now.
I'm gonna show you how to do it.
There's too many of them here.
That's all upon his shit they can do.
He's drooling. Get to the juicy thingy.
Hold on bro. Let me cut it for him.
Oh man. Salome.
Salome.
Let's do this.
My son. Let me feed you the right way.
You can't tell me Neon doesn't look like a little pigeon.
Yo, Sarah!
What?
You can't tell me Sarah doesn't look like a...
It looks like a cornice.
Amazing.
Just say it, say it.
Open your mouth.
Gladly.
Ready?
I'm telling you, bitch, it's crazy.
I'm telling you.
Hold on.
I'm gonna give you the kebab.
Bitch, this place is amazing.
I'm telling you, bitch, I don't mess around.
You don't fuck around!
Why is it so juicy
The meat's good the meat's really good
It's so good Ash. Yeah. Oh my god
What do you think Sam?
It's not the time, they're on bias, it's my...
You're so cute! Oh my god, you guys, I'm so cute!
Yeah, and I think this is a great trio we have here.
I think we should be. Oh, you want to be a part of this?
Yeah. What? I'm kidding. This is a good trio.
I like your camera guy, he's so great.
Yeah, he's getting good angles.
Both of them. You guys are both great.
Yeah, you guys are really great. You're so calm.
Respect for...
Chit-Chit!
Open up!
Can you be gentle like me, sir?
Really be gentle? What are you, five?
Can you have your row up?
You're just really good with your hands.
I am. That's why I've been married for 25 years.
Sorry, I have a little bit.
You got this, you got this.
Hey, you got it.
It's a cameo.
Well, by the way, I do this for every customer.
So I'm not special?
She feeds every customer that comes in here.
For this one, he'd do a little more rice.
Oh, but I'll see you in the school.
He's talking about the proportions.
This is hilarious.
I can give you portions however you want it.
So the keys, you guys, you want it with the tomato,
with the rice.
People put butter on it.
Yeah, you got to put it all together.
like one butter some people go raw you know it's kind of nasty combination look
at that look at my baby I can literally see what's growing out of this
literally I can literally see it. Yeah you're getting bigger like it's almost it's like
do you see it do you see the shit like it's like coming it's filling out you
want to hold it? Yeah I can cover it almost. Oh my god!
So
You were lying about the kitchen can't just take him to your gym. I'll pay for the membership
I just I think is we just came from the gym. Yeah, I've been a great. I've been in the wrestling match
He did I'm sure yeah
No, you did what like finger finger whoa
No, are we a wrestle? Yeah
Yeah.
How did you touch her?
You're going to have to touch her.
Me and Sarah have known each other for eight years.
No way.
Yeah.
So back then, before she started doing all the gym stuff,
I was the one telling her, I was like, get in the gym,
lock in.
This is going to be great for you and your soul.
And she was at Home Depot working.
And then I was like, I was like, would you really?
No!
You think your parents would let her work at Home Depot?
No, I'm just kidding.
No, Sarah and Anna, I met her about two years ago.
to be a skinny little boy, but now I'm evolving into a man.
So you're an older little boy.
Can I get more of a bite?
Skinny, skinny, older.
This one can we do, I want to get a little different,
switch it up, can we do half chicken, half beef, and then
the rice?
Mm.
It's under contract.
You're not allowed to eat?
Who's contract?
Of the neon media LLC.
That is not okay, that's abuse.
Oh no, we should go.
Well I'm having a great time.
What do you mean you can't eat? I can't feed you?
I would have known if you were looking at me. I don't want to feed you.
That's the one restaurant that I'm feeding you.
My son.
Wow.
Yeah.
I'll take it.
Yeah
Do I look like a squid on camera or do I look like a squid?
No, you look really good
You're feeling like a real squid
Can I take a break? I'm tired
I'm chewing! You're not doing anything!
No, I'm eating a lot of food
What?
I am what I eat
Oh my God, I should-
Really? Not at all
Oh, no, that
I'm just- It's a lot of food
It's a lot of food
I feel like you give good massages.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not really.
Oh.
Not really.
How would I go?
I receive better.
Oh.
So like...
He gives good massages?
Yeah.
I was giving Sarah a massage earlier.
He has small, gainty hands.
So it's like a...
Yeah.
It's like your...
It'd be like your daughter giving you a massage.
So what is your YouTube video about?
So what was your audience for?
I'm a streamer.
So I just go around doing random shit.
Okay.
I'm not very special.
I'm not very special.
I couldn't tell you.
I don't know why the fuck they watch.
funny no obviously yeah I mean that's funny as me but you good yeah he's funny
and he's like charismatic um chat why do y'all watch me why do y'all watch me
I'm a little tense I can do it.
Me, I've got mommy issues!
Oh my god, do you want me to make this worse for you right now?
How?
Guys, this is what I do by trade. I'm actually a psychologist.
Are you serious?
Yeah, but the mommy issues are true. Maybe it's all coming out.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Dude!
Can I still come to your house?
No, no, no, get out therapy too.
Get out therapy?
You got the best pieces out of it.
This is... Do you guys have a secret back room?
Back room?
We have an office.
Why do you want a back room?
No, I was wondering because some restaurants have like...
I know, right? I wish.
Like a hooker spot?
No, like just like some random room where like...
Oh, yeah.
But you can ask me any random thing that you want.
Okay.
I can give you a secret.
I can ask you anything.
anything
okay let's start let's start off slow
uh... what's your favorite food
it's always going to be a Persian food institution
what's your favorite position?
the one that I don't have to do shit
oh my god you're like that
so you're lying on your back and he's just going in
shit
I'm so sorry
I feel like I should leave
it works so much I wonder who locks
I feel you
I feel you
All right, no, no, no, because I'm thinking a lot and my, you know, you see my brain is kind of rotted from all this internet shit
So that's okay. I'm a doctor. You can ask me a doctor
Sarah you asked her a question. What's my favorite food here? Okay. Well, I'll tell them my favorite food is the juicy chicken
I love our juicy chicken and fresh and juice is my favorite. I like the state
Oh yeah, never mind that too.
I eat here almost every day.
Wow!
I literally eat here every day.
Damn.
That's how good it is.
I believe you.
I'm eating it.
It's great.
Yeah.
What else do you want to know?
Um, did you know Iran is the oldest country in the world?
Are you serious?
Wow.
Iran is, everything came after us.
It's one of the oldest, most ancient country.
That's why our food is actually one of the oldest countries ever.
What do you like best about neon so far?
I love this personality. I can see your heart.
I can really see your soul. I can see your heart.
There's a little facade about you, but obviously, you know,
you've got to have that to be on all the time.
I can tell you're a very sensitive person.
So behind there, because I am a lot of people,
there's like, when you're on,
so someone that's on, there's like a very sensitive side to you
that I can totally see them.
Yeah, I cry a little bit.
It doesn't have to be crying, you're just a very good heart.
Oh, thank you, I try.
I can tell you have a really, really good heart.
Oh wow, thanks.
I usually don't get compliments,
I don't really know how to take it.
I know, it's okay.
I compliment you all day.
Well.
What sign are you?
Oh, I'm Leo.
Great sign, not for a guy, but great sign.
I'm a Pisces, you guys are not good with money,
supposedly, they're not good with money,
they're very, because you just kind of give it out.
Oh my God, I have a problem with buying purses.
You just give it up.
Yeah.
You're not really attached to it.
Leo's what else?
They're very jealous.
They're jealous.
Their one man relationship type of guys,
they're very committed.
Yeah, for sure.
They're very committed.
Not in a bad way.
They're very like, they would have.
What does her sign mean?
I'm a Pisces.
Pisces?
I don't know much about Pisces.
I know they're moody.
When is your birthday?
February.
February, yeah.
I'm a notorious, so my sister's a Pisces.
Very strong minded.
That's the thing.
Pisces are very strong minded,
very close off.
once they put their mind to it, there is no stopping.
Oh wow.
They're a very strong sign.
They're a very, very strong sign.
So you either, they just don't get along with,
everyone's a chocolate to them,
but they don't get along with everybody.
Yeah, she's been in a relationship for years.
Yeah, well.
Because she's picky, but I mean, look at her,
and that's hard.
Someone like her, you know, you gotta.
Thank you, but I'm not picky.
So how do you get the motivation to do what you do?
Because you're so, I mean,
Oh, thank you.
It's amazing.
No seriously, like how do you, how do you,
I've been watching you and I'm,
Honestly, I fall down. I see so many women follow you, but it's so hard.
Like, how do you, like, stay motivated? How do you make time for yourself?
I really just fell in love with working out.
For me, like, if I don't work out, one day I feel unproductive.
Like, me and him worked out, and it was like, it wasn't actually work out,
so I'm going to go home tonight and, like, actually work out.
Because that was, like...
For me, if I don't actually train one day, I feel so unproductive.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
And then how do you, like, how did you learn to train that way?
I would watch TikToks, I would go to the gym and watch other people on the machines.
To yourself training.
Yeah, yeah.
No way.
Yeah.
Seriously?
That's amazing.
But you can do it too.
Doesn't matter how old you are.
You can always say like, no matter how old you are.
It doesn't matter how old you are.
So how is it in the world of like peptides and all this?
There's no way!
This is real right now!
Thank you so much.
Where does that thing come from?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Thank you, sir.
Word is out there in conversation.
He's like, you're the child.
And she's like feeding you.
He might as well just like be in a wheelchair.
That's okay.
What am I still talking about?
I'm sorry.
A high chair.
A booster.
I meant a high chair.
I'm not letting you feed me anymore.
No, I'm good.
I meant a high chair.
He's in a wheelchair!
You know what I've always wanted to try?
Breast milk.
It tastes like sugar water.
How do you even know what it tastes like?
It tastes like sugar water.
Have you ever tried it?
Yeah, of course.
Oh, seriously?
Okay.
So how do you produce the milk?
We eat it.
Okay.
Cool.
The more you, not necessarily, sometimes you can have a lot of meat that goes through
the function of sucking.
That's why you produce more milk.
Mm-hmm.
So the more your baby basically sucks, the more you produce more.
Wow.
This is interesting.
Yeah.
That's how you like it.
Wow.
Great.
Hey
Yeah, um well, I this is wow I'm I just want to say that
This is the best place I've ever been to I've never been treated like this
You're feeding me you're you're doing all this for me. I think I need to get do something in return
What would you like to do?
I'll show them to you.
I'll give you a big hug.
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate you.
Once we're about to leave, I'm going to shout out this place.
The food here is amazing.
I just don't want to give the location while we're here.
Once we leave, we'll make sure.
Are they not allowed to eat either?
No, they can eat.
I'm not some dick tater.
Would you like a tip?
For the amazing service.
Oh, that's a tip. No, I didn't tip.
You can tip our server.
Okay, I'll tip the IA official.
You are a dirty, dirty boy.
I'm just following her vibe, you know what I'm saying?
Hey, you know...
I told more attention when I was sleeping.
I'm going to use the bathroom.
She's like a fairy.
She's like a fairy.
You know what, maybe...
We are changing tables now.
No! Oh my...
Enough is enough, madam.
All right.
This is insane.
The food's... you know what?
The food's mid. No, I'm kidding. It's great.
But, um...
I'm speechless. I'm not gonna say.
Enjoy. Take your cup.
What do you want to eat?
I'm just going to eat all of it.
If you want some of mine, I'm not going to eat all of it.
Why are you making her shirt?
I'll be interested to check for it.
Would you like?
Oh, OK.
So we're going to watch the story.
Uh-oh.
What the fuck?
I'm just scared.
All right, we need to take these back.
Can I have one more of these?
Yeah, please.
Thank you.
Thank you.
We need to chill out.
That was awesome.
That was awesome, but it was insane.
Back to normal um, I love I'm slow. Yeah for sure for sure. Yeah, super chill for sure
Smell her seat fucking weird
Chad they're just here. Oh my for two hours damn
That was interesting. I wonder if that's about me
She's an amazing so what my number is leaked all these random people just texted me
One day, Sarah, me and you should go and smoke some hookah.
I don't think so.
Okay.
We got you.
Oh, that's a good one.
We should do that.
I tell you what, do you have hookah here?
No, I ask.
For real?
Yeah.
Damn.
No, no, she's not coming with you for New Year's.
She's spending New Year's with your family, girl.
Yeah.
Obviously with my family.
And you shouldn't I think you and a you will like that'll be a crazy street like that'll be really good
Because I've seen you guys this content together before and it's really good. She's great. She's great. She's great
I'm excited. I got a whole thing of Australia. So maybe I'm gonna be there for like six days
I'm just gonna do it a bunch of shit, but this is it's nice when you find someone to do content with that
It's super seamless to do content. Yes, because it's hard
Like you can't force it. No, you can't but if you find something you genuinely enjoy like you'd hang out
I'm off camera, and then you just have a camera on like it's the best exactly. That's all I feel with Felipe
Wow.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
No.
I'm going to leave.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's okay.
I'm going to go use the restroom.
Just put the chat on your phone.
No, I'm going to leave it on.
What?
You're going to pee.
I'm going to take it off.
Put the chat on your phone.
You got it.
You can leave.
Before you leave, I'll eat.
Take your time.
Before you leave.
I'm going to have some rest.
Okay.
Okay.
That's the name of the place.
How come?
Your daughter?
No, she's the owner here at her apartment.
Oh!
I see all the three restaurants I've designed, I've built them, I've done all of them.
Wow, that's amazing!
I'm going to use the restroom quick, just so you can leave it on the stairs.
Sorry.
You got it there?
Yeah, I got it.
Do we still have the three?
No, you don't.
I just don't know what to do.
Hey guys.
Thank you for watching.
What?
I'm going to follow it.
Yeah, this is, it's on Twitch.
It's Neon, but the E is a three.
I'm just going to follow it on Twitch.
Oh, I think you followed it on Instagram after your phone.
Really?
Yeah, followed himself.
He's like a huge, yeah, he's a really good streamer.
Yeah, this is him.
Wait, what are you trying to go to?
I want to watch this.
Yeah, this is on Twitch.
That's why I want to get on it.
Yeah, Twitch.
No, thank you guys for watching.
This is crazy.
27K in here.
And you guys watched this.
Oh my god, that's amazing.
27,000 people is nuts.
So crazy.
Have you ever had Persian food?
I always want to stream, but I feel like I'm so awkward alone. I'm better with some rice.
Why can't I share this with somebody?
I want to get on this thing.
Yeah, you can share the link.
I'm sure that's really something that I'm sure you get that asked all the time, right?
You know, not a lot.
Really?
Did you know that we think of you like that?
Did you know a lot of people talk about you and that explosion girl as a bodybuilder?
Really?
Yeah.
No, I didn't know I have mostly in male following
A lot of people they always ask like oh my god, did you know there's a bodyguard or did you know say there's a bodyguard?
Really? Yeah, I didn't know that are you okay? Yeah, my dog switched to the hospital. Why?
Because her legs stopped working. Is that normal?
Two?
What if it stopped working? She can't move her legs.
Which one?
Three of her legs.
Is that from the back or? I don't know.
Check to see if there's not anything inside of her.
Wait, just leave.
Yeah, I think I have to.
Yeah, go.
No.
What?
It's the only thing I have in my life.
No, you're gonna be good.
Don't happen.
You want me to go with you?
Yeah.
What in the hell is going on?
What the fuck?
What the hell is going on?
30 minutes away.
Mia!
Do I need to go or no?
I'm sure she's a good what does that mean though what's on watching her yeah so
I was watching her yeah maybe she jumped off the couch and like her foot
my daughter now she's shaking she's shaking yeah she's shaking Mia what so
What exactly?
Seizure.
Yeah.
Uh, Kavapu?
12 pounds?
Yeah.
But then what happens has this ever happened before nah, it's on watching. Yeah, he just took her
No, I think she'll be okay, but that's so scary though
I don't feel good. I feel like shit
Fuck your heart is always outside of your body
Yeah
But if you have a senior doesn't can't the legs not come back like a leg not come back
Stroke how it's gonna have strokes. Yeah, and that's normal
But why she's so healthy
We'll get cancer, right?
You can be healthy, actually.
We're going to pack up. You're going to go. You're going to be with your dog.
Okay.
And everything's going to be fine.
Don't put anything negative out there.
Yeah, I think she'll be good.
Where are you going to hospital yourself?
No, I was at a party.
No, it was a...
Yeah.
No, it wasn't a party. It was a give-back thing.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
Yeah.
So you're being watched over, don't worry.
All right.
Damn.
Well, thank you so much for the food.
I love you.
I appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
Don't be sad.
She'll be all right.
Yeah, she'll be all right.
She's a baby.
She's a young girl.
Yeah, she's a young girl.
Yeah, she's a baby.
Yeah, it's okay.
All right.
Can we pay for all this?
No, I'm not.
Well, we're obviously going to pay.
No, we have to pay.
Because it's just great food and I want to support the business
So could I do that take Apple pay?
No, I want to pay just right as a review do a review the block for us
All right, okay, then can I at least tip the waiter? Okay
Yeah
I'm stressed.
I know, but you can help her.
But the stress is not going to get her healthier, so you need to do like a cough.
Yeah, you're going to be okay.
It's going to be good.
Do you have a dog?
Not a cat, but I would also be freaking out.
But once she gets a little ophthalmone, you'll know, like, more.
Yeah, no.
She was freaking out, so she's freaking out.
Something's wrong.
How does that happen?
It has to be like, just out of the blue.
Some dogs are just pretty consistent.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, thank you.
You guys take a look.
I'm good, I don't need a box.
Yeah, fuck.
I mean, I ate most of mine. You don't need any of yours.
I got no appetite right now.
Yeah.
Should I bring it?
Yeah.
Go take it. We'll eat it for dinner. It's healthy.
What?
Oh, no, she'll be all right.
She'll be all right, hopefully.
I just don't know much about dogs.
I don't know if it's normal.
I mean, even if you did know, it doesn't matter,
because you can never...
You can never...
Yeah, you can never...
It was like a predisposition thing.
Like, nothing you would have done
could have stopped her.
Did you get it from a breeder or something?
Yeah, she was $8,000.
$8,000?
Yeah.
Not yourself.
Don't worry, it's gonna take a while.
What does it take?
I didn't know that was true.
Where did this end up?
Don't need to go or no?
Okay.
Yeah.
Did I say she's stable though?
Yeah, she's being monitored.
She has some pain.
I'm just wondering if something got stuck in her head?
Yeah, I feel like she's supposed to be in a white hole,
No, but she was fine this morning.
Like lifting in her nails when he just walked out of town?
They cribbed, sit on her or something? Hold on, no.
Who's sit on there?
My friend, he's this fat guy and he's very clumsy.
I'm not being so s- I'm being s- let me call him.
But that one was causing-
He could have broke her legs. No, I'm being serious.
Or stepped on-
Can't be both legs at the same time it was broken.
Both legs won't break at the same time, so it's not that.
Sorry.
Did you sit on my dog, bro?
No, why would I sit on your dog?
No, get ass, no, actually, real shit.
Why would I sit on your dog?
Why would I sit on your dog?
So you just walked in and her legs just stopped working.
Bro, I went to go get a water.
I was going to go to set up an orange game around the corner, and then I see her.
She's just struggling to walk.
And then as soon as I see that, I'm like, that's not normal.
I called Nia right away.
And then Nia is called to Oslo and then she told me to bring it.
She wants to bring her here.
I see her, she's just struggling to walk and as soon as I see her I'm like, that's not normal, I call Nia right away and then Nia is called to Oslo and then she told me to bring her here, let's bring her here.
Bitch, what's she-
Why would I carry her dog?
I don't know bro.
I don't think he sat on her dog.
Alright, sorry bro, my bad.
Oh good.
I don't know, what do I do?
I think you maybe you guys you and Mia go you turn stream off you guys go to the
hospital yeah take a few hours and then you start desktop later your head's not
gonna be in the right spot if you go and desktop right now yeah go check on your
dog all right and then start desktop tonight chat how they're gonna be so
mad at me that's I don't fuck y'all I don't care it's my dog fuck all you
It happens. It's a once in a...
Hello! How are you doing, Sada?
Pleasure.
Thank you so much for having us.
Hi, Sada. Nice to meet you.
This food was amazing.
The service was amazing. She's great.
Oh, she's taking care of you?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We're definitely going to come back, for sure.
And we have all these people now they know to come here.
Hello.
Come chat. Come to this amazing place.
She said to most of the back players...
Yeah, she's like shaking yeah, and can't like step down and walk. Yeah
Well, she's in the hospital now
Okay, thank you so much
I'll see you soon.
See you again.
See you.
Is this my food?
Yeah, it's your food.
It's a lot of great-looking people here.
At least, you know.
Not for real.
I need to wipe up in Middle Eastern.
I'm saying.
Persian.
Thank you so much for everything.
Yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Yum, yum, yum.
Just let me know how your dog is doing now, please.
I'm not gonna sleep tonight.
Yeah.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate you.
It's gonna be okay.
Alright, Sarah, we'll take you back to your car.
So nice to meet you.
Okay, thank you.
I'll see you guys soon.
Alrighty, for sure.
Thank you.
I'm not going to come visit you.
Yes, Tom, whenever I'll be there.
Bye, guys.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
She can't die, right, Sarah?
No, she's not gonna die.
Obviously she will die.
She will not die.
I think, uh...
I think, um...
Yeah, she's not gonna die, bro. She's gonna be good.
I know she'll be good.
She will be good.
Oh, I remember your pet peeve.
Oh, this is awful.
Um, alright, there we go.
Alright, Sarah, hop in.
Wow, thank you, Neon.
Even in terrible times.
Oh wait, you go first.
Oh, I forgot the tip!
Fuck!
Mia did it, Mia did it, chat, Mia did it.
Mia did it, Mia did it.
Plug the restaurant, chat!
We are in Encino.
It's called set up, set up, set up, come through, show some love.
Maybe you can get fed yourself.
You never know.
No, it was really good food.
Amazing.
I'm so sorry about your situation.
I have a really good feeling that it's gonna be okay.
Uh, Mia, is it gonna be okay?
Yes.
Oh, so I can keep shirming them?
Well, we're gonna think hopeful.
What the fuck?
First full thinking.
Yeah.
You just said it was okay.
I'm so confused.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, your dog's not gonna die.
But if she loses her legs, then it's over.
No, it's not.
Yeah, the whole wheelchair thing.
I'm not gonna fucking...
No, that's not gonna happen, but I'm saying worst case, that's what's gonna happen.
Worst case, my dog's in a wheelchair for the rest of her life.
Not a wheelchair, not a wheelchair, but she has their little wheels as back legs.
You ever see those videos on us?
But it's gonna be okay. That's not gonna happen.
He's gonna be fine, but I'm saying that's the worst case scenario, is that scenario.
But that's not gonna happen. I genuinely think your dog's gonna be okay.
But I think it'll ease your mind if you cut stream and you go and just check and see your dog.
I promise them a long stream today.
You promise too?
Just the chat.
The chat understands, bro.
This is a once in a lifetime thing.
No, no, no, no.
If I swear to God, if I lose my dog,
I'm literally going to be depressed.
Yeah.
I'll be, I'll be so, like.
So what I'm saying is.
No, Sarah, you understand.
I literally, I literally hug my dog and go to sleep.
I swear to God.
No, I believe you.
You don't see a picture of her in case.
What I'm saying is chat understands
that this is a one, one time thing.
I took this picture this morning.
Oh, it's a cute dog.
That's a white dog.
He said, that's a tan.
This was her this morning chat
I was on her Instagram story
That's the only thing I posted my story. She's gonna be good. She's gonna be good
And now the chat saying L dog go fuck yourself they are not saying L dog. Yes, they are
Guys come on it's literally his child
What's it? What's his name? You don't think it's a fucking girl. What's her name? Geez?
I'm sorry, I'm in an emotional state.
What's your name?
Aurea.
Aurea?
That's pretty.
Aurea's gonna be good.
You're gonna see a picture of everyone's sheet when I first saw her?
Sure, I'd love to.
I'm keeping this picture of myself.
No, I want to see the video.
I wasn't laughing.
So what are you laughing at bro?
The fact that my dog can't move?
He's crying! You're in tears, bro!
Wait, I want to see a picture of Aurea when she was a baby.
Alright, I'll show you.
Next up, dude, make you run and knock it off.
Oh my god. I have pictures of my friends' ass crack.
This is weird.
Whatever.
I'll show you.
I'll show you.
Text it to me if you find it.
I will.
Like, keep me updated with what happens.
Thank you so much.
I'm so sorry.
We both live in LA.
And I honestly do fuck with streaming you.
Wait, what?
Are you kidding me?
I'm sorry.
I'm in a very weird manner.
No, you don't have to say anything.
You don't have to say anything.
No, no, I really do fuck with streaming with you.
And whenever you're down again, let me know.
No, this was really pleasant.
I'm on the chat.
W. Sarah.
I'm on the chat.
I'm on the chat.
I'm on the chat.
I'm on the chat.
I'm on the chat.
No, this was really pleasant I'm on the chat W. Sarah. No, I really show her love
I want to show you the love from the chat real quick. I'm on the chat for the W for this amazing woman right here
No, I had a great time with you and I hope they love you. Oh, thanks chat. Love you guys
But
All right, so we'll link again soon
I will say thank you. That's all good. All right, but
No way my great. This is a great stream. No way it's ruined
What did the doctor say
Can you can I talk to the doctor
Yeah, I talked to the assistant, but yeah, I can't talk to him.
Stop! Yo, Ben, the kid's saying minus 8K.
Yo.
Yo, can you give the phone to the doctor?
Uh, the doctor is shooting the dog right now.
I don't...
I'm trying to face-tap you with the dog, but it's a dual image.
Well...
Yeah.
So, is she moving?
Yeah, like she was just, she was limping off first,
like the two legs weren't working,
but when I bought her a year, she was moving,
but she was very shaky.
Like shaking, her head was down,
and then the doctor came to me and told me
that they'd give her pain medication
because she's in pain.
Someone banned the guy saying charge her legs.
Pardon me?
Not you, bro.
If you weren't there, she could have died, bro.
I actually appreciate you, bro.
He's not one life.
As soon as I seen that one life,
I called her right away, bro, because the doctor said
he was coming with the brain.
So while I saved the dog, we'll look.
As soon as I see that I hopped in the Uber
and sent her to the hospital, I came.
The only I called and it's there.
Bro, no way.
I was supposed to stream for like six hours.
I was told I was at the house.
I was told I was at the house.
Was she shaking?
She was shaking, but they're monitoring her right now, that's what they told me, the
nurse.
I'm sorry Chad, I think I gotta end, bro.
Fuck man.
Alright bro.
Alright bro.
I see you there.
Alright.
I can't stream my dog's dying. Fuck the stream chat. If Oreo dies, I'm not all my life in
I'm sorry Chad, I think I gotta go, I'll add a whole Fortnite segment plan, TikTok lives.
I'm sorry chat. I let y'all down. Such a great stream man. I feel like a piece of shit.
I'm sorry guys. Yeah I understand bro. This dog's my life bro. This dog's my life bro.
Got this dog on got him on got him depressed. I swear
Well
Yeah, I love y'all bro
I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to stream
If she's good if she's if she's good and she goes back
Or like no, she and if she's good I can bring her back home
Then I'll do a desktop and we'll do the tip-top glides and the fucking
All that shit in the fortnight, if not, I'll be live tomorrow, 24 hour stream.
Yeah, oh my god, that's so much off, fuck.
Yeah, bro, I don't know.
Take this with you now, bro, I'm not streaming a fucking dog that's kind of a seizure, whatever it is.
That's crazy, bro.
I don't care if that clip gets 20 billion views, bro, fuck that.
But, alright chat, I love y'all, man, W's in the chat for today's stream, great stream.
and they shot the Sarah shots everyone that came through.
And I'll see y'all boys hopefully later today
with the desktop.
If not, I'ma really try bro,
cause I have all this shit planned
and I really do wanna keep streaming for y'all.
So hopefully I can do the desktop today.
If not, then I'll be back tomorrow for that 24 hour
stream, but I love y'all boys man.
Prayers for the goat Oriental.
Alright, I'll see y'all boys, I love y'all bro, I'll see y'all tomorrow, or today, or whatever it is.
But yeah, alright chat.