I'm sorry.
Nice.
I'm just gonna make sure everything is good and then we can start moving.
Uh, da da da da da da da.
Oh, but you gotta just stop by the music?
Uh, yeah.
Give me like one minute.
Okay, you just tell me.
Perfect.
Can you check Twitch real quick?
Ah, shit.
There's no way this story's gonna post.
Not we are live.
There we are, mate.
Yo chat testing testing testing Wow I have three viewers okay yo yo yo yo yo yo
Ugly, okay, maybe just move back just a little,
they'll call me ugly, okay, thanks.
What's good, chat?
All right, let me make sure this went through
and then let me do this really quick.
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
This is gonna come out of the...
What?
That's gonna come out of the spine or something.
No worries, oh good, oh good, oh good.
Chat, what is up, what is up, what is up?
Why are you not in Sydney?
I'm gonna go to Sydney, okay?
Today we have a solo stream in Australia. Okay, we're gonna be doing some shit on my own for today
All right, it's gonna be a very very chill stream laid-back stream
Nothing nothing crazy. Okay, Iggy couldn't make it. She had to
Take care of some some family matters
Some shit. Yeah, she had to do but it's okay because we got the New Year stream. We got all this other shit
But yeah, oh title says ah shit
It does
I'm obviously joking. Oh my god. I'm such a bad liar. All right chat. We got a great stream today. We're in Australia
I want to say to all the Aussies in the chat
This country is amazing. I feel at peace here. I've never felt this this peaceful and happy in
One area in my life. It's just so great amazing people amazing accents. Wait, are we lagging?
Chow we lagging over good. Is the service good? Are we lagging? Are we good?
Let me know
You little Indian watch your mouth, bro. All right, there's a lot of Indians actually in Australia. There's a lot of brown people here
So let's keep it respectful. Okay, stay on that side chat. No, we're good. Okay. All right
Perfect. All right shit. Let's start. Let's start. Let's start. Let's start going
We're going down to the beach, Amy's waiting. All right chat, let's go to the man!
Do you wanna shout out to me?
I'm gonna be hard now, my fuck it's alright, it's alright, it's alright.
That was no fucking chat man!
It's gonna be a great stream today!
you
No one?
Link up with Eddie?
Eddie lets link me off stream.
No one link up with Eddie Eddie must link me off stream. I'm scared. I'm scared Chad. I'm scared. I'm scared me
Look at you play you're weird
You're weird, bro. You're weird. You're weird. You're weird. I'm glad I can't wait to go back to LA once I come back
I have a lot playing at like Eddie said pull up. I know I know I know you won't smoke
I don't want no smoke. I saw real quick. I saw Kai's tweet. I just want to say bro
Hey, man, just focus on yourself, King.
Focus on yourself, King.
I'm am, but just leave it at that, bro.
You are who you are, and there's,
what the hell's that guy named?
Oh, it's a girl.
I'm sure.
Holy shit.
Sorry.
Is misgendering here, like, is that really offensive?
Man, I don't think that person would find that.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hey, I just wanna say, King, you go, King.
All right, you're the prize.
Understand that, bro.
Man, these girls ain't shit, all right?
I just wanna let you know that.
But I will be finding my wife in Australia.
Let me all know I am finding an Aussie, King.
Okay, Michael I
Maybe what oh no no no no not that thing over there
Channels I'm not gonna lie my DMs are packed right now. I put my location. I said I'm in Australia. The DMs are going crazy
But yeah
I'm just kidding bro. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. But now I chat me and Iggy are gonna have a great fucking stream today
I'm glad to be in the city where she's from the state where she's from
Australia is not a state, right?
Continent?
State?
In the great state of Australia!
Is that all right?
Is that all I got to ask you?
Australia is the state, Australia is the country.
Oh, OK, OK, OK, OK.
How about the time to goon?
Oh, my God.
All right, Chad.
This isn't what this is.
This isn't a gooning segment, OK?
We're doing a bunch of stuff.
She actually set me up, OK?
I'm going to just say it.
Iggy told me before the stream, she's like,
I don't want to tell you because I know you can't swim.
But basically, I'm going to be surfing.
sharks in this water that you said there was how many shark attacks in the last year
of nine?
We've had plenty of shark attacks here in Australia, but right now down around this area where we
are on the coast, we have so many sharks, I don't know if you guys have seen stuff
online recently, but it's pretty crazy up in the North Coast where we have plenty
sharks, plenty of fish, so we're going to try and keep them on the back side.
Wait, is that them over there?
Right here, that's them right here.
Cool, cool, cool.
Alright, we're here.
And she also said that I can't wear a life jacket.
So I'm just going to do what she says at the end of the day, you know, this is Iggy's stream.
I'm just a guest.
I'm a guest.
Okay.
This is her shit.
You have to be shirtless.
And also, it gets even better.
She ordered me a wetsuit.
So now I'm going to be wearing a wetsuit where you can see my flappy tits.
Oh, she's in the water over there.
What the hell?
Yo, wait, wait, wait.
See if you can get that shot.
Nah, that's horror.
Hold on.
Can you put the window down real quick?
Can they see her?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
that's some some movie shit it's like a love story now okay that's fucking
crazy alright let's head out let's let's get it let's get out of here and let's
go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go all right
all righty mates let's go oh shit it's hella windy chat do the mic sound off
off of the window is a good.
Do the mic sound off of the window is a good chat.
We in fucking Australia mate.
Do the mic sound good?
You know what, we got the shot of you in the water,
it looked crazy.
The water's warm?
Hello.
I'm gonna give you a mic.
I was telling them, this is the-
I just walked in there to check,
like if it's super cold,
like you probably might want a wet suit,
It's just that the wind might die down in a little bit and then like the overcast cause it's so windy
There's some blow away. Why does the sun go away? Just cause the cloud coverage but it's blowing you can feel how windy it is
Yeah, it'll blow off
real quick
I guess I'll put this right here. Chat everyone say hi to Iggy. Everyone say hi. It's been
It's been too long. It's been like a month. Yeah, like a month and a half.
When was that?
November 4th? The thrust launch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's been like two months.
Not too long. But now I'm here in your- is Australia a country, a state, or a city?
It's a country.
Okay. I'm in your country. We're on an amazing island.
Now my island.
This is-
The continent.
This is close to where you're born, right?
Well, I was born in Sydney, but I moved here when I was a baby, and I'm from Mullum,
Mullum and Bee. So right now I won't say exactly where we're at, so you don't-
Yeah, we don't want to live there.
We're in Melbourne.
Melbourne.
But we're on the final coast.
I also told him how you set me up
and we're gonna be surfing.
Yeah.
Which is fucked up because you know I can't swim.
But when we were on stream and I know you guys know this,
I said if you come to Australia,
would you do learn to surf?
And then I said no, you can't because you can't swim.
And you're like, I'll fucking do it, I'll fucking do it.
And my friend Darcy, who I don't know if they've met,
Darcy, I'll talk to them on chat.
But I know him because obviously he lives
from and Darcy was like, no,
I've taught lots of people to surf,
they don't know how to swim.
So I was like, I'm throwing you into it, sorry.
Show the chat the sand real quick.
Yes, it's windy today, it's windy.
It's like this all the time, this is normal.
It kind of stings when your feet get wet
and then you come out and then it's sand hits it like this,
it stings like shit.
Should I go barefoot?
Yeah, that's weird.
This is weird, it's like an American thing, right?
It's so weird.
Fuck, you think they're looking at me weird wearing this?
Weird.
Your friend has a fucking leather jacket on, bro.
Who?
It's so weird.
One of the girls.
Do you know where you are right now? But if you're comfortable...
I think, yeah. I can't leave my... I'll take more.
Take a walk with the fuck!
So...
We're not gonna film your feet!
I don't really care, man, but...
I hurt my foot!
Oh, why but your toes?
I just, um, was at the pool and I just like...
Uh, you know on the tiles when you skim it?
Yeah, that hurts.
So I just wanted to put advantage on it and make sure while I'm in the beach that it's not like stinging in the salt.
But it'll be good once we're in Sydney. It's not my night nail or anything. It's just like the skin.
Chat, we also gotta watch out for snakes, alright?
If y'all see a snake, then let us know.
Only in the bathroom up there, he, like, doesn't believe that you just pee in the bush?
What?
Yeah, I feel like it's kind of like illegal.
It's not!
I already went up there one time.
I don't know, I wasn't gonna say that.
Wait, how did you- how do- did you stand up?
No.
You sa- okay.
I'm sorry, I'm okay.
Alright.
You can go- I'm sure you'll spend some time on that.
Alright, you have to pee.
I've been peeing so-
So, you gotta go up men then.
Well, not yet.
Well, wait a second.
Real quick, I heard that there's certain birds
in Australia that, like, hit you with their beak.
Magpies, all plovers!
Okay.
Both of those.
So I gotta be careful.
They're not around right now.
Okay.
There's certain times of year in Australia
where the magpies have their babies
and that's when they get super, like, psycho.
But, um, they're not any here.
You don't have to worry about that.
Interesting.
I wanna kill the water.
Yeah, no.
Why so then do you think that it would be with the overcast and the wind and stuff?
But it's not like Bahamas like super super um, wow.
When I hear the word Bahamas I get PTSD because we're lagging in there.
Yeah no no, I know.
Well that's why when I didn't want you to freak out when I said I was bringing you
here.
Yeah, no but this is, this is gonna be good.
Oh my god!
I think that's cold!
It's warm!
Woo!
It's warm back there!
That's warm too!
Yeah!
You cunt!
That's what you do yeah, you putt
How's that warm that's crazy
The odd there's no way this is what I'll be careful the wires all right I
Don't like this a
It's refresh
It wants the sun comes out it's way more refreshing because your skin's like burning up melting off your body
and then this is like so how far down are we gonna go to serve because those waves look crazy
they're not crazy and that's why i brought you here because this is always good
i feel like we'll probably put you on some shit like see where these first waves are
breaking right here yeah not these ones or maybe even these ones are the next little set we'll
We'll put you on nose because that's not that deep
It's like here not bad. So you're going these
I'm not wearing a lifejacket. You can if you want
You really don't need to with all of us
Happen you get you get you get once the sun like look
To blow and then it'll be dead so hot you want to kill yourself and this is like refreshing at that time
But yeah, you should maybe like, you don't have a rashie.
What's that?
Like a sun god so your shirt's not like wet and gross.
No.
I'm not used to shit like this.
Okay.
That's why you're teaching me.
Should we go back?
Yeah, we're gonna go try to get pippies out of here so like, we'll be like along
the shore here.
Okay.
Where it's um, where the waves sort of like break here and we kind of dig around
them and try to get the bait, and then we'll fish in here. We'll get shit. The reason I wanted to
go to this beach is because we'll definitely catch shit at this beach. We'll catch it,
and this is a really good beach for collecting bait at. There are other beaches we could
catch. There's no one here. It's like a private beach. Yeah, that's it. It's nice. It's sick.
All right, so we're going to fish. And then chat, we're also going to cook the fish. We're
going to cook it. We're going to surf a bit. It'll be good. All right, we make sure we're
We're not lagging and we're good.
Let me check the backpack, okay?
You say it.
Yeah, we're good.
Damn, all you motherfuckers in the chat.
Oh, Australia has shit service.
It's great.
It's fucking great.
I'm coming here more often, I swear.
You should come.
Well, we're going in March for the party.
Oh, they didn't know.
Well, they didn't know what the party is,
but yeah, we're gonna come back.
I'm having a big...
Yeah.
I suppose to come to my party
because of everything that happened in Australia recently
It would be weird to have a big event.
So we first burn to March.
I'll be back in March.
Yep, and it's going to be sick.
All right, let's get to fishing.
Let's do it.
Well, first we got to collect the bait.
Oh, I forgot.
OK, so we got to get some pippies out of there.
It's a whole process.
Yeah, it's going to be fun.
Darcy, you'll help us.
Is that a dead fish?
Yeah.
I told you we're going to catch it.
Are you going to show that on Twitch?
Yes, I'm fishing.
Ready?
Let's do it.
Yeah, you're going to catch it.
You want to see what's up to the chat?
What's up, guys?
Darcy from Darcy's YouTube channel.
I love Australians.
We're so stoked to have these guys here.
Thank you so much.
I thought we could put on a little bit of this show.
And we found out your real name, because we asked our friends.
So your Australian nickname has to be Makka.
Makka.
Makka!
My name is Makka.
Makka is six-cup Makka's here.
Oh, now I get that burn y'all are talking about.
Yeah, I told you right.
Your legs are wet, and it starts to get on them.
It's like little bullets getting you, right?
All right, Makka, wait.
Wait, who told you my real name?
Makka.
You fucking cunts.
I was gonna offend him when he was in the word cunt role.
No, no, cunt's good, cunt's good. That was a good one.
Are you guys ready to dub me some fishes?
Let's fucking do it.
Yeah, fake fishes.
We need to find some bait.
Okay, that's what I'm talking about.
I'm gonna try to do that right down here.
So we're gonna come down,
you're gonna do the shawl right down here.
Find these little shellfish that we call...
Pippies!
Listen to me, sad.
Okay.
They're some of the fishes...
They're like little triangles.
I don't like white and purple little triangles.
I'm gonna burn to this funny dance.
We gotta hand grab them?
We're not gonna grab without hands.
I don't bite you.
It's one of the only things I bite you.
No, no, no.
You're gonna get bite you.
You'll be safe.
You're good.
I feel like, wait.
Do you see your hand?
Oh!
This is gonna work out.
Donkey on you.
I'm just a little tired of it.
Wow.
I'm just bigger than him.
He's accurately as a human.
Hold on.
We're the same height, Iggy.
Fly these kidneys.
We're gonna use our feet.
So you're gonna get down here
You gotta like go like this and get in the sand like this
Okay
And then you like use your toes and wiggle
And look, look, that's a worm
Oh, sick
See how I'm in like this?
Oh
No, don't eat that
Oh, okay
I thought you were serious, sorry
There's a little sand on the way
Usually when the water comes in like this and then goes out
That's when you start to feel them stick out
But you just gotta shuffle around
It's gonna feel like a smooth rock
Okay
And if you don't find one here
You lose down the...
How big are they?
They're like-
They're up there, washed away. We could get you a shell to show you-
Should I get in a shell?
I'm gonna pee up there, cause I just have one.
I'll get you a shell so you know what you're looking for.
Okay.
You can try, you can pee up there.
Hold on, let me see the chat. Are we good?
Are we lagging? Are we good? Are we straight? We straight?
Hey, we're solid. I just can't read the chat.
Fuck, I'm nervous. Oh my god.
Can't read the chat, bro.
Fuck!
So, the service is working on the- on there, but I can't read my-
The people that are talking to live chat, yeah.
It's alright though, fuck it.
But I should leave for now.
It's like doing a hug for a quiet letter.
Do you want to help us? Just put your feet in and try to like go around and find some feet so we have more feet.
That's a really good book.
I can't find one sir.
Did she leave? Oh shit!
Get that one off!
Oh shit man!
I got it! I got it!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Now what?
I got it!
You got one!
Nioh, what the fuck? It goes in so quick!
Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
You stole it. You motherfucker.
Yeah, I came to bring you a big one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You keep getting them back now.
Are you dead ass?
Yeah, I'm fucking in there like a fucker.
Is this a...
It's a Shelfie.
It's a Shelfie, you like it.
It's right.
Not bad.
Not bad, not bad.
Oh shit. Yo, it freaks down here.
I'm gonna put this in my pocket to save kids.
Perfect. How many more are we looking for?
A lot! Oh, that's one fucking piece of bait!
Iggy, how many do we need?
Yeah, 20! Come on, bro!
We got this right out!
It's a lot of work, mate.
I take half.
Is that a-
Sorry, wait. Just-
You got one, really?
Just give it a one.
Okay.
Oh my god!
The real one, man!
Get the crotch!
Get him, get him, get him, get him!
Yay!
Nooooo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
That's just...
There's no fucking meat on that.
Why are you holding your hat, so it could box you?
Are you serious?
Wash him off!
Wash him off! He's a little one!
What the fuck?
Do you want to know something funny about these little crabs?
The seagulls pick them up and then they dump them
and they drop them and they go in your pool.
And yesterday I found one of these
one of these in my pool and he was dead wait what is that animal called a crab
see he's just so scared of us so he's like I'm gonna get you some I got you
baby crabby oh well can we hold him for you I want we should we can open up but
He's not going to, he's some legs and stuff.
Yeah, give him his mask.
Do you have your mask?
It is for the car.
This will help you find the hippies.
We have these things they're called muffs.
Muffs.
It's a special hat called a muff.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, I saw it.
Is that a muff?
You like your muffs loose on tight?
I like it too.
That's how you like your muff,
but you can have a loose muff or a tight one.
I want a tight one.
You like tight muffs?
You got a muff?
You got your muffs?
Yeah, I got a muff on me always.
I feel welcome, chat by the way I'm going to Mustache out here.
I'm going to Mustache.
I'm going to say I'm going to...
Mollet!
Wow.
We're going to get him a mullet extension for New Year's so he can be a local.
Chat, he's getting me a mullet for New Year's.
I feel like an Aussie.
Is that...
Is it...
It's a must type.
No, it's good.
I like it.
You like a type, Muff?
I like a type.
Am I weird to that?
Is that not a word?
Most people like a type.
No, it's just a bit.
The type Muff.
You don't want to lose Muff, mate.
Thank you so much brother. I appreciate it. One thing I noticed how Australian's are so nice. You're a great guy man.
Ross, Ross. Yes sir Ross. Do you want to see what's up to the live stream?
Oh this is on the TV's isn't it? Yeah. Yeah I love TV's. What's your favorite TV show?
Oh probably Devil Wears Prada.
Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah you say that on TV's.
Yeah, you're supposed to be on the chart with him, he's in Australia.
Sharks? Okay.
Waste level?
Is anyone on the chart saying anything about it?
Okay.
I don't think so.
Yeah, we're gonna get the...
Damn, how many beers you...
No, I need a couple of bites.
We've got to keep on the fight.
It's easier.
Are you going with a one-bite, OK?
Yeah, yeah, now that's me.
Okay, I thought that was a snake.
And I just want to let you know I put a...
I was born with a highly excessive libido.
What is that?
So sex drive.
Oh!
So I have a, if I put it down in my crotch area,
I have a, I have a, I have a,
Oh my god, you're a boulder!
Yeah, and it's not, it's too heavy.
So I apologize if I do it for you.
It's a little baby, but it's not very heavy.
This is literally a mini.
Have a gift for you.
Yeah, a person, yeah.
Don't touch it.
I'm not going to touch it again.
I
That's fucking sick first on the gravity
So a blow once people on it quite hard, okay, so it's lost a lot of sensitivity how many rounds do you
You sick no hey, that's how you say
I was gonna slide
Is you're like this since high school there's
Don't look down
Question what was she like in school be honest
She was fucking I was just friends with everyone
No, just like just cool with everyone
And Bolt Smart
Because, well, yeah, that I didn't have to try that hard
But my friend, I won't like say her name till I out her
But she had the biggest rack
Oh, no, I seriously, I'm sorry
Seriously?
So all, everyone would be nice
You would all just
You would literally all just nice to me
Because they all wanted to fucking
Oh, yeah, not really
That's how it would be sometimes
Yeah, yeah, and like, you know
I'm not cool with it because I didn't want to fucking talk to any of you.
No, it's not a fact.
So it's fine.
We, we, look.
You all want to meet us?
Oh, we should talk about tuning is tuning.
Like, you all have the one in the tuner.
Yeah, it's tuning.
Like, yeah.
Easy, like, riser, tuner.
Okay.
Or, uh, find a sensitive part on.
Sorry.
You know what, bro?
I think you and your heart dick are very cool.
Thanks.
Hell yeah.
Thank you.
I'm going to work on catching the bait because I don't want you to get mad.
It's actually a bully, right?
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Okay, alright.
I feel like when the tide comes out...
How am I gonna get my chance of weird?
You get more shit.
We got the same map.
For real, we're matching with twins.
Yeah, yeah.
I feel bad, she's doing all the work.
Let me focus.
Um...
No way you got another one.
Yeah.
I look weird with this hat on, so I think I...
No, I'm normal.
Okay.
I have one too in the car.
Oh, I thought you were gonna...
You just have the hot pants and not be like that.
be like that yeah now you look fine now you look good that's not you think I
should do the mustache thing where I grow the mustache and shave my beard you
gotta have a stash and then must uh so I'm gonna have a stash in the mullet
Here's another one.
I got one.
Oh, shit.
You got one?
No, no, it's false alarm.
False alarm, mate.
Where, where, where?
It's like it goes all the way up.
See in the sand.
Oh, right here, I see it.
Right there, that's the one.
I got it.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
What?
When you put your feet in, once then the waves come forward and then when they
come back, that's when you see them all tumbling and washing.
I think we should let it be free at least a second.
Let that one be free at least a second.
No, we need it, right, Eddie?
Oh, got another one.
Good job.
Fine.
Bigger ones?
Yeah, the bigger ones are like the shell I showed you.
Those are the big ones.
It's not hard to see.
Like that.
It's bigger than better, man.
Can you call me by my nickname?
OK.
My nickname.
Makar.
Yeah.
That shit, Makar.
Eddie, from now on to the youth,
can you call me by my nickname?
Makar!
Yeah, yeah.
Makar.
All right, nice.
Shout out from now on.
That's my new name.
Maca the madman!
You good?
Madman, Maca!
Maca the mad dog!
Mad dog, Maca!
Maca you mad dog!
Maca you fucking mad dog!
What is that?
Hey! Hey!
I said Maca you fucking mad dog!
That's his name!
Maca the mad dog!
You fucking mad dog!
Thank you! Thank you!
What does that mean?
You fucking mad dog!
Is that good?
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
It means you're sick cunt.
That's the nicest thing you've ever told me.
You're fucking mad dog.
We need a few more of these and then I think we're good.
You're just gonna like disrupt it and then once it comes in and sucks it out,
accident that you saw that's when they start to like
I got my big girl yeah yeah yeah okay you want to show them the set me but you
want to you want to see that
I've never felt a dick on my ass before.
Oh, it's normal.
No, it's not, mate!
No, it's a marathon!
Oh, it is normal in America.
Oh, it happens.
It happens.
It happens to me.
Do you want me to show you?
No, no.
I'm going to ask you for help.
Okay.
I'm going to stay with you.
What happened?
Nothing.
I just...
What happened?
Nothing, I just... I'm there.
I don't want to be too hungry, but I've never felt the dick on me before.
Oh, shit!
Oh, no!
You got it.
He's a goat, Jay.
Can't wait.
Do you mind being on camera?
So, this is Iggy's brother.
What's up, Jay?
Living legend!
This guy's a goat.
Actual goat.
Oh, my hippie's a tiny. Look at this baby hippie.
I can't fucking use this.
Damn it!
We need to find the big ones.
then they're around here.
I have a question, random.
Yeah.
All my friends have been telling me I need therapy.
Do you think I should get therapy or is therapy kind of like...
No, therapy helps.
Okay.
I get therapy on and off.
Sometimes I go see a therapist once a week for like,
four or five months and then I'm like,
yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
I don't need to see you and I like,
stop talking to her and then like,
it could be a year or it could be like,
six more months and then I'm like,
no, some shit's like traumatizing me or I'm depressed.
Or my life is too hectic or whatever and then I like,
I check back in.
I feel you.
check in and out whenever I mean you're paying them so yeah whenever it's
needed it helps oh my god it's wind oh you're doing you're decent it's almost
like you're Australian so it's like I grew up doing this I literally can't get
one bro it's impossible you still haven't got a single one no oh my fucking
dog hold on let me get this Tim we're gonna make sure you get one I need your
help I can't find any big ones
Hey, lastly, I just got a whole bunch of bigots.
Oh, good. Yeah, my bigots ones I've seen in these.
All right, champ. All right, mates.
Okay, nice.
Y'all good?
He hasn't seen a single one.
Chai, y'all good? Put a one on the chat if y'all are good.
Put a one on the chat if y'all are good. I can see the chat now, finally.
I don't know. Should we move down the beach a couple feet and just see?
Because if he could get a decent size one.
This is the size that we're looking for.
Oh, oh, okay.
So we got to keep...
Because we're going to catch big fish, yeah?
Yeah, you're not going to catch anything, guys.
We're going to catch a big fish, maybe let's go.
Let's walk a few feet down there, see if there's anything bigger.
You want to go on that side?
Might be better.
Wow.
Oh my God.
Chad, when I'm done streaming, I'm living on the beach.
You see what I mean, though?
Like, now the sun's coming back out.
Once you get used to the water, like, yeah, it's spicy when you get in, but then it's nice, right?
Just like even a bathtub.
No, it's nice.
How do I take this off?
Is that disrespectful?
No, no, you can take it off.
Okay.
Take it off or you'll be fine.
It's a little- how do I-
Are you just gonna fly away?
Oh, there it goes.
Right there, right there.
I just- I really like my hair.
Oh!
Oh my God!
Oh, fuck it!
You look like me, Iggy.
Fuck everyone!
Let's go here!
Motherfucker.
Oh shit!
What's that mate?
See?
What is that? Oh it's a huge one!
How's the sand? You gotta look man.
Sorry the kid's distracted me.
You want me to hold him for you?
Yeah I should put him in the hat.
Yeah, that's a good one.
All right, I need to catch my first one.
You need to, as the waves come out,
you're gonna see them start to tumble a bit.
Okay.
I just, yeah, fuck.
Here!
Where?
Fuck!
Oh my god.
Fuck, come on!
I got him!
Hey!
Let's fucking go, baby.
Let's fucking go.
Oh shit!
Go!
Yes, you're doing good now.
Thank you.
I'm locked in now, I'm focused.
It's important.
Fucking lock the fucking.
I'm locked the fucking, Iggy.
Lock the fucking!
Lock the fucking, hold on, I'm getting more thrust.
Hold on.
Hold on, will you take my glasses, Matt?
Biggie, lock in!
That's a rock, man.
Huh?
That's a rock.
Oh, sorry, it was a rock.
Here's a peepee.
Thank you.
Lock in, bro.
One more.
Just a moment, just a moment.
All right, same thing, when this comes back out,
lock it in.
Okay, I'm ready.
When it sucks back out.
I'm ready I'm ready look in look in just stop them there's one behind you
literally behind your ankle I got it I got one teamwork teamwork
a good one
all right you'll see them stuff to tumble out
watch where you're at oh my god hey another one this is easy
I'm like, what?
Oh, no, I got a- Oh!
Oh!
You're dedicated.
Oh, he's fast.
All right.
Do you just have to wait for big waves and just stand here?
Yeah, look. See, you see them tumbling.
That was little. Too little, not worth it.
Yeah, wait for big waves.
If you can just serve it with your feet, it helps, like, rustle them off.
Okay. You get what I'm saying?
And then as the wave comes out,
Keep your eye on shit
Hold on
How many more do you think we need like five or six like five more than we're done? Yeah
I just felt something here, look right there!
Ah! Got it!
I got it! Hey!
Put that in there.
You motherfucker. You motherfucker, I'm coming for you.
Okay.
Oh my god, good job.
Yeah!
Get, get, get, go!
That's bad.
Wait, we're getting a lot.
Let's just spend like two more minutes here.
We can get rid of the little ones.
Because there's big ones here.
Let's just spend like five more minutes trying to get some big ones and then we can get
rid of the little ones.
Remember, keep digging it up with your feet or your heels and dredge it up so when
it comes back.
I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking I have really bad vision
Wow I wonder if you could climb that mountain oh oh shit oh shit
Yeah, we can take you to some other places after if you want to see like scenic battleship.
Okay.
Keep your eye out.
Go, go, go, go.
I lost it.
You lost it.
I lost the big one.
Is this big enough?
Yeah, we got bigger ones.
We're looking for big ones.
I'm sorry.
My hands.
I have to get the big ones.
I'm sorry.
My hands I had butter fingers it's lit
Okay
Yeah, so we're gonna catch our own fish and then we're gonna cook the fish
You need to be gonna cook the fish. Okay. I'm a great chef
I'm gonna take the lead on this one and then we're gonna feed it to everyone everyone's eating the fish
Come on you fucking cunt!
Alright, dig him up, dig him up!
Use your feet!
I'm using them.
I feel some!
Oh, see?
This is the oldest now.
Fuck, I got my foot on it!
I'm gonna fucking win.
Here!
Feel one!
Alright.
I'm getting out.
I'm getting out fucking this one that's too small
Where oh?
Oh my show
What's up me? I'm in the middle of what give me two seconds. Hey, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it
Wait till the tide comes out there's a shitload around here, okay?
Make sure you move your feet.
Just a little quick turn so you're going to be quick.
Look, see they come under your feet.
Oh shit.
Oh, turn your holy fuck.
You think we have enough of you?
Just go for two more minutes here because there's so many big ones.
Remember, move your feet around flat.
You fill them on the sides.
I just throw that cup over the little ones.
Yeah, throw it back.
Let's throw it back a little to see how many big feet we've really got.
All right, am I doing good night?
You're doing really well.
Thank you.
Oh, now that's little.
He just threw the bigger ones in you off.
Damn, bro.
I knew it.
You're just learning, right?
I know.
She lives here.
Oh, that's true.
You know what?
Let me fucking focus.
Let me lock it.
Yeah, that's true. You know what? Let me fucking focus.
Let me lock it. Let me lock it.
You got this, you got this. You're getting better.
Move your feet, your feet aren't even moving.
You want to try to feel them.
Yeah, watch that.
Here, neon. Here, around here.
I can't move your feet around.
Why is it so hard for me?
Yeah, surfing, I'm fucked.
Oh my god.
Keep going, keep going, they're around here.
Here, here, here, look, see how this...
bubbling up.
Oh, I got a feeling.
Oh, here.
Hey, you see what I'm saying, guys?
Oh, shit!
Hey, the pipi got alive.
Throw it away, right?
Yeah, throw it away.
Keep moving your feet.
I feel one under me.
See, you just gotta keep wiggling down.
They're like about this far down underneath the sand.
Damn, that's deep.
Use your ankles more than your toes.
Oh, I feel one!
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, feel on your foot.
I'm holding it. I'm grabbing it.
Grab it. Grab it. Grab it. Grab it. Grab it. Grab it. Grab it. Grab it. Grab it.
Oh!
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Yes!
What the fuck don't this one out right yeah
They keep going come on just right around here you're gonna get a big one come on
you got this man I believe in you thank you I believe myself hold on all right
oh oh something oh oh shit sideways a bit you know feeling it like that's a
little one though
How many do we have that was tired
Okay, I thought we're good, right?
Look how many we got first step of fishing check getting the bait get your fresh
That's right, fresh fucking date. Okay, let's go with this
Let's do it
Perfect, I'm gonna go up there and put my rashie on yeah, so that I can get in you know what I mean
What is this rugby?
What's up mates?
Yeah
Oh, how you doin'?
We got this one
What's up?
Yeah, I think it's a good picture
The kids too?
Yeah
Let's do it
Oh, I do, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes, sir
I work for gas
Cheers, cheers, cheers
I just don't want to
No, no, no, it's okay
I'm going to
I saw where that dude on the suit on
He was trying to say that he broke it
Yeah
Fucking piece of shit
Fuck you
Fuck you, you sick cunt. Yeah
All right, have a good day man. Oh
What are you just chilling? Yeah
What do you like about Iggy?
Yo, come on dude, come on, bro
No
come on I can't die up after that come on don't say that take it back girl take
that back bro that's fucked up bro she's a great she's a great girl she's a
great girl can you can you say we love Iggy we love Iggy
Iggy is alien thank you thank you thank you buddy thank you appreciate it oh
oh my god what the fuck that's fucking insane I'm like a lie that's fucking
insane bro what did you say? Y'all in here? oh thank god yeah I'm gonna thank god thank god
thank god y'all in here right I forgot I was on camera so I slurped it
back up
no i think i think i think i think i think i'll check
listen
it's time for us to go fishing
already
why aren't you in sydney i'm coming to sydney soon i'm coming to sydney soon
i'm gonna check if you're excited for this trip for the fucking w right now
put a w in the fucking chat right now right now right now if you said
for this trip for the W I love y'all boys come to Perth I'm coming to Perth I am
coming to Perth on the 4th I'm coming to Perth I'm going to Sydney I'm going everywhere
4th Coast oh what the hell
You need to get stretched too?
Yeah, you need to find a water.
You can't find your way through.
So I'll get to the place.
So turn like this.
So the important thing is that you got your shoulders on the sand.
Get back there. I'm out there.
Oh the sand in my...
Do you feel that?
I feel the stretch of my arm, my right arm.
Yeah.
Sorry, you probably...
It's only where I can do this, but yeah, do you feel that?
I do feel the stretch.
What the fuck are you talking about?
No, no, no, I didn't know I forgot it's the same guy.
Alright, alright, brother.
And then you want to do your left side.
Oh, no, no, no, no, that's alright.
It's okay, I'm just gonna be fucked.
Are you surfing?
Yeah, I'm surfing.
No, I'm not. I'm called Groyd.
That's not what you do if you can't have that happening to you.
But legal responsibility, if you stretch properly.
I'm gonna make sure to do my stretches.
No, it's not your arm. It's like you're fucking surfing your legs.
Oh, okay.
It's your Groyd.
Alright, I thought we were friends. Why are you...
No, no, no, I said I'll take... I'll say, mate, you know...
Nah, man.
It's the 10th of a Diennian spot.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
Alright, mate.
Thank you. I'll give you some help.
Thank you, mate.
Sorry.
Come on, you don't need it.
What the fuck is happening?
Where the heck are you going?
Oh, she's over there.
Oh, are you changing?
Oh, you got a whole beach outfit on.
Shit. I should have brought a change of clothes.
Yeah, because I don't want to get, like,
my stuff.
I don't want to get my stuff.
like my son my back so why is it saying so warm oh this feels great yeah this is
great
Chaka now good. We're good. They can't hear
Okay, you know looks like a lost kid in Walmart. Yo shut up. I'm learning the culture Iggy's teaching me
I got a long way to go. I just got here chat them. I'm here for like 10 hours
Yeah, let's do it
Let's start on these guys
Is that better
Can someone else can someone else stretch me?
What'd you say?
No, no, no, you really did one side. Yeah. No, no, no, maybe
Yeah, yeah, so you've got all sorts much. You got this. I've got a loose muff on at the moment because it's not
It's not tight. Yeah, really tight muscle. Iggy has that tight nut so she's got a tight muff. Okay. Do you like Iggy's muff?
Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, so you like Iggy's muff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a nice muff.
Yeah, that's a nice muff. You prefer a tighter or a loose muff? I like it. I like it tighter so I feel more secured.
Yeah. And it's windy here. If you have a loose muff then that sand gets in it and it's not fueling. It's disgusting. I like it.
I like a loose muff, hit more wiggle room.
Because he's got a big head, so get your head down near the muff.
I just don't want it to fall, because then I'm going to lose someone's muff.
Yeah.
It's your muff, you get to take that one home again.
No way, brother!
Thank you so much.
Brother, is that your first muff?
Yeah!
Keep it clean?
Fuck!
Keep it tight?
Yeah, that's my first muff!
Thank you, man.
I'm like, oh, cool people.
Oh, thanks man.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you so much.
I know, and I don't mean to be, I didn't mean to...
Oh, no, it's okay.
I was stretching I know I understand. I know you cuz you told me I get a little different over here, so like it's like
I'm still learning. Yeah
What just like like the way like the way of living in the culture. Oh, is that a beer you're popping out of your shirt?
Okay, is that more?
Okay, all right, let's okay. Oh
So the only thing around here is that we don't really discriminate too much.
Okay, so do you guys like Indians here?
Yeah, we love everyone.
Are you Indian?
Yeah.
Oh, Mr. Bollywood!
Mr. Bollywood!
Huh?
Well, it's not Hollywood.
It's like your Bollywood.
Yeah, Bollywood.
Yeah, you live in Hollywood, no?
I live in LA, yeah.
So Mr. Bollywood.
Ah, thanks.
Wait, who has one microphone?
Someone took your mic?
No, I can't do it.
Is that it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's disrespectful if you don't take the moth.
Is this okay like this?
I think you might.
I'll put it on the outside.
Is it better?
On the blue part of your shirt.
Is it better on this one?
Yeah.
Is that bothering you or is it okay?
No.
As long as it's good.
It's nice and fluffy.
Yeah, no, this is good for me.
All right.
Perfect.
All righty.
So now we're fishing.
Now we're fishing.
Let's do it.
We got the things that we got.
I'm so mad I shaved this morning.
I should have kept my mustache.
We should have, but you can grow one in Tampa New Years.
Yeah.
Look, here comes the sand, but it won't sting as much now.
Perfect.
How long do you think it takes to catch a fish?
Because I'm hungry.
This beach has like tons of sharks, rays, fish,
and it's a really good fishing beach.
Are you going to catching?
No, I've never done.
Oh, catching this ball?
Fuck no, I'm bad.
If I throw you this, you're going to drop it.
Probably.
You want to try?
Yeah, I'll try.
Fuck, it's windy.
I'm not good at this game.
You got it, Iggy, hold on.
Fuck, I got it, Iggy.
You're coming at me.
I play tennis, bro.
I love the fuck.
I'm so aggressive.
Wait, I didn't,
does that hurt?
I told you.
Oh, that's how you do it?
I think so, yeah.
Oh, it's doing it like a football.
No, it's not like that.
It's a, isn't it AFL?
Sorry.
Oh, shit.
You did it on a catch.
First one to drop it has to, um,
has to cook the fish for the other person.
Oh, what?
Ah, fuck, let me lock it.
Ah!
Damn.
Ah!
I don't know, that was the wrong hand,
that was backwards.
She dropped it.
You're not gonna drop it.
I thought you said you don't do this shit.
I don't.
You lied to me.
Come on, let's go, you got fish.
Let's go.
I threw it through like a football.
I didn't know.
I said I don't know shit about playing football.
So here we have to pack a scrup.
No, I'm down to pack it.
Sure.
Wow, I'm really starting to feel that burn.
No.
Where the fuck is the water?
I lead the way. This is rugby.
Okay.
It's a three here, three here, two behind, so I need some more people.
Okay.
I'll go to the water.
Wait!
Oh, you're doing a scrum!
Right on up.
I thought you were saying a scrum!
I was like, what's a scrum?
Oh, me, I'm going in the scrum!
I keep doing that.
You don't want to wear your muff?
I'm in the scrum?
No, no muff.
Come on, make it happen on the scrum!
It's a scrum!
Ah, fuck.
I don't know, it's kind of like a sport.
Is this real?
No, boy, we like go on one leg.
Okay, all right, all right.
What's your, what's your weight tonight?
Um, crevasse.
Crevasse.
Yeah.
It's like C-bass.
Like, you know, C-bass.
C-bass.
Yeah, you gotta be at the back, man.
Who's, who's my team?
Um, so.
Wait up on the bars.
I mean, we got the bars.
Okay, you ready?
Wait, what's my weapon?
Are you pushing again?
Oh my God, you won a push!
Oh my God!
What the hell is this?
I'm not going to win this!
Oh my God, Rossy, Rossy!
Oh my God!
Westlabs are trying to get the ball, but you weren't trying to get it!
I was trying to push it a little bit!
It's both at the same time!
Rossy, that's a lot of work.
You did your first Scrum!
Thank you, I feel great.
We'll do it another one after lunch.
Let's catch this fish and eat, you haven't eaten yet right?
Yeah, I feel like this hat's not doing shit to you.
Yeah, it's not working.
This moth.
That...elma.
What is that?
Oh, did it...did it...
Look, it's a metal detector.
Is that weird?
Yeah, huh?
No fucking way.
He wants to do metal...
If you were getting rich today, how do I use it?
You got your metal detector.
How do I use it?
He knows how to use it.
Yeah.
How do I...
Oh, oh.
And you can really catch some shit.
You can get metal shit.
Oh, I lost one of my briefcases.
I lost one.
in this area when we're doing another one of these tools.
If I catch it, can I keep it?
Yeah, fuck yeah.
Well, I'm like, it's very sensitive.
OK.
It's a ring.
If you find the ring, I'll be very impressed,
because I've been looking here for days.
Do you know the other side of this?
Look, there's a new beach.
There's a new beach.
It's just everywhere.
There's a new beach here?
Yeah, everywhere.
Yeah, I promise I'm not like, can I see it?
Yeah, we can take you off.
Because we were going to take you there.
We didn't know if Chap did.
No, but so what we can do is we can leave the camera
on us, and we can just look.
They can see our reactions.
We can take you out to do this, people.
Ah!
OK.
Get out!
I don't have to be nude, hey?
People are a lot older than you.
No, it's old nude people.
Mostly old.
Ah, fuck that.
He goes a lot.
It's hot people too.
I thought nude people just had like the, it's both.
OK, we'll go see.
It's a bit clotlty.
Normal.
So it's like you do this, right, and then.
Beep, beep, beep, beep.
Oh, wow.
Wait a minute.
Oh, wow.
If you know what, if you know you're not.
Wait, usually down through the water.
Sevi! Sevi!
You got your mind in the water, yeah?
More in the water?
Yeah.
I'll let you know!
I'm taking it off.
I'm not trying to spy on you, shut-
Hey!
Oh!
Right here!
Hey, hey, hey, my man!
Use your fucking hands!
My fucking hands!
Put your fucking gun in your hands!
Are you awesome?
Wait!
What's in there?
All right, now you go, don't let them get it.
Let them get whatever you want.
Oh, again, I'll get it.
Oh, my god, something's going on.
What is it here on here?
OK, if I lost it, we could find the over here somewhere.
I think it's just when you get it on the ground here.
Oh, what the hell?
This is scary.
I have one of these.
I was like, hey, on it, look, Charlie, there's a lot of man
They brought a lot of shit over the sand.
How do I stop getting sand in my mouth?
You don't. You don't have a staff.
Just follow me.
I'm slowing.
I'm just going to learn how to like test.
Okay.
It's not going to be in the water. That's going to be washed out.
Oh wait!
The time tracks!
Follow the time tracks.
Follow along here.
Yeah
Well, I love the taste of song
It's fun
It's right three fish. Yeah, let's go fish
It's so windy, I can't even hear it, but the beeping is on.
Good luck mate.
What does that tattoo say on your foot?
Call me free, look at my tagline from playing tennis so long.
I would beat you in tennis.
Do you think you really would?
I'm good at tennis.
Like for real, like I really play tennis.
Okay, I play tennis every day for two hours.
I play tennis every few weeks, but I'm really good though.
Okay.
I'm a really good backhand.
I'll play you.
Let me know when.
any time my friend all right how do we get the fishing gear
ah Josh is going to set it up okay he's going to get it off of his truck cool cool cool
I'll go ask him
my mic is here
Darcy is going to do it!
Let's do it!
So we are going to grab all the kippies.
Now Chad Iggy is very very good at fishing.
Just watch the side of the door so I don't have to win.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm going to show you guys what we are doing here.
These little creatures, these kippies are going to be our bait.
Now to open these up, you see these have a super hard shell.
There's a couple of ways you can do it.
You can get a knife like this, you can put the knife in there
and slowly tube them open, sort of like a oyster.
And then we crack it right over.
Oh.
Like that.
And then out comes this creature.
And that is the kippie.
Okay, and that's actually what I don't know if you've done that from the lake before like see if you've passed or never
Yeah, like clams that you guys call them. They're clams nothing. Well in this
This is what the fish love to eat. Okay
So we're gonna be putting these on the hook and when it be pasty it goes out
Outflow to the ocean to try and catch the fish. Let's do it
We need to crack a few more of these open safe away from the nest so you don't lose your hands
You can just get them and you think
Smash the needle like that and just build them open. I reckon we need like five or six of them open.
So if you're going to smash them together, you're not going to get the sand in your face.
You guys can also turn around if you want to.
Oh, that's a lot better.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying? This way?
Yeah.
Alright.
No more sand.
There you go with that.
There we are.
And then we want to keep the little thing that's inside of it.
You're starting to like it, you can taste the scent.
Yeah, you learn to love it, you learn to love it.
This is great.
You also end up sleeping with it, it's in your head.
It's everywhere.
Legs, it'll be closed.
It's in your house, it's in your bed.
It's in the fabric of everything you...
Weird.
Out of the nice feeling.
Oh look, the sun's back out.
Oh my gosh.
What are you done with everything and you go ghost from the internet?
Are you going to come back to Australia and live here?
I don't know because I'm still single, sir.
Oh yeah.
Well, it depends if someone loves me or not or if I would go with me or I don't know.
We all love you.
What if I have a family or I don't know?
I don't know, I keep my options open.
This one's not smashable.
How do you think you find love in this generation?
I feel like this generation's fucked and it's very hard.
I know.
And I've experienced a lot of evil shit.
I've gone on like, maybe like, two, I've gone on two dates since I first did my first string
with you.
Seriously, how'd they go?
Yeah.
Um, neither of them went bad, actually.
They both went like good, but just then, one I was like, you know, live somewhere
I want to visit, so fuck no.
And then the other one, I was like, nice, but I just go like friend vibes.
Ahh.
So now you're back.
Sorry if you're watching this.
Oh that always happens when they see it and then they get pissed.
Yeah, I thought it was nice, but friend vibes.
And then, yeah, that's it really.
Everybody always sends me DMs and is like, why do you love neon?
And I'm like, he's my little friend, you freak.
Oh, okay.
You're kind of fucking up my dating in a big way.
Me?
I don't actually think you are, because I think
anyone with a brain obviously can see that way just friends.
Yeah.
So I think if you're a guy and you're not
going to take me on a date on message me because you think
that for real, then you're probably not someone you'd
want to procreate and have a life with and shit anyway.
Because you're clearly brain damaged.
It's in my eye.
It's kind of sliding off, so I didn't want to.
So you have this one stalker, an obsessed stalker
He keeps texting me and he keeps saying he's gonna kill me because I keep streaming with you
Yeah
Well, she has some reals like they love her
You don't have to kill me
I'm gonna pull up these little grills, I'm gonna just add,
on to these books, so I'm gonna get that.
Am I doing a decent job?
You're doing a really good job, man, you're doing it.
I'm gonna drag them on like this,
so they're nice and sturdy on there, under that hook.
Oh my God, I'm crying.
I'm gonna drag them on like that.
It's from the sand, right?
Yeah, it's from the sand shop, not sand, I promise.
That's why I wear sand, sunglasses.
Yeah, I'm happy, you know, life is great.
It's experience, new shit.
I never thought I would come to Australia, ever.
And now you're here doing like Australian shit.
This is like some real Aussie shit.
American shit in Australia.
Hell yeah.
Doing actual good shit that we would be doing.
Like this is shit that I would be fucking doing
as kids on this little beach.
Damn.
Having an authentic experience.
Really though when I was a kid I didn't like
to find pippies with bait.
But I'd like to try to find these pippies
that are still attached like this that are open
because I used to think they're like little jewelry boxes.
And then take them home and pretend like fairies
and stuff living in them.
If you find one that's empty with no pippy,
but it's still open, that's really a lot.
Damn.
We didn't find any.
I already found two since I've been in Australia, though,
so.
Oh, that's our fishing shit, I bet.
Do you know how to cook the fish?
No, I don't really cook seafood.
Fuck.
But Duffy does.
I said we're done, we should have the next one, we're gonna end up together.
I said we should have what the civic dolls know what we're doing.
Not bad.
You wanna jump in?
I don't know what type of animals are here, every noise I hear.
You're good.
I'm good.
Yeah.
Thanks.
You don't run, you don't need a water.
Yeah.
So you have that club thing in the 30s, you don't go to the club often though, right?
It's like a rare...
Wow.
When's the last time you've been to a club?
Ah, fuck, a good thing.
It's been a minute.
Yeah, I'm too late. 2023. 2023.
Seriously?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Everyone keeps telling me that Australia has the best-looking woman.
I think they do have very beautiful women now.
We'll see when we get to the coffin.
You think I can find my wife in Australia?
Yeah, for sure. She would be down to Earth.
Australians are very down to Earth.
I just love the accent.
I'm just some like damn I hope they realize I'm not performing any songs.
Oh they think you're performing.
Some people are messaging me like I can't wait to see you perform.
I'm like I'm just coming to have fun and hang out for new years.
So and I heard there's a kebab shop next to the club so we should go there after.
I saw you post on your story you like kebabs?
I love kebabs.
Oh my god.
My dad makes the best kebabs.
Fuck man.
Really?
Yes.
So good.
for a week and yesterday two as well which isn't on my card because I had to
postmate them but I'm at nine I've had nine kebab since I've been here and I've been here for a week.
Oh my god. Because I don't fucking ever get to eat. Well I probably had one in the last nine years too.
Well now I've had nine. Yeah exactly. It's hard to get a good bar.
I didn't know kebabs are big out here. Oh they're big. Is there a big brown
population here? I haven't seen one before. There's a lot of like Greek, I feel like there's a lot of
great Lebanese, a lot of Indian population. So what's the Chinese? Super
a lot of Chinese people. Shouts of the Chinese. My cousins are all half Chinese.
Wait what? Yeah. Seriously? Yeah. But you don't look Chinese at all. We're not.
Wow, ox Chinese!
Oh!
So our cousins!
Yeah.
Alright, how do you guys go with that?
Let's get down to the water next down.
We're gonna be cost out there, see if we can catch a fish.
Alright, yeah, let's go.
We've got enough to...
Okay.
So we've got enough?
We can do the rest later if we don't need them.
We can throw them back.
Alright.
Let's see.
Alright, let's get down here.
Let's go!
Chat predictions!
Who's catching a fish first?
Oh, what?
Oh, my legs!
Oh, shit.
Oh, wow.
That's the bell part.
For what? The thing that's over there?
Trying to find it, yeah.
They're really just fucking in it.
All right.
All right, you hold onto that one.
Thank you, sir.
This one? Okay.
Okay, yes, sir.
They said they found something.
What are they saying?
Did you find something brother?
Yes.
I don't want to.
You don't have shit.
Do you have a shovel or your hands?
Oh well, I'm trying to get dinner for all of us.
I don't know what you find though.
I got you heavy.
You know how he said if we find it can you pay for it?
Yeah.
Do you want it still?
I think you can have it.
You said you wanted it.
Well I don't know what it is.
It's a ring.
Oh it's your ring.
Yes.
I don't know what it is.
It's a ring.
Oh it's your ring.
Yes.
I don't know what it is.
It's a ring.
Oh shit, that actually is, can we hold it?
Yeah.
Alright, go, see.
I hope to God, I've lost it for about two weeks.
Stay, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, it's deep, it's deep there.
Ah, fuck me.
Oh!
What?
See it.
Oh my God!
Oh shit!
No way!
Yo!
Oh, what?
Oh, oh my god, oh, shit.
No way.
Yo.
That's a Western hat.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
My ring, my ring.
This is my ring.
How much is this worth?
Right?
You want this?
No, this is.
No, you're serious.
Are you serious?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, it's your brother.
No, brother.
Bro, what the hell?
Why, why are you always doing this with me, hug me?
What do you mean?
You go like this to hug me.
That's what I be careful.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you, mate. It's a great souvenir.
No worries. Keep it with ya.
You OK?
Yeah, put it in your pocket, yeah.
Thank you.
All right.
Let's go there.
It was, look, hold on.
Oh, that's sick.
It's fucking sick.
It's like for your jeans, I think.
It's a nice souvenir.
Yeah.
For sure.
We can wear it to the club.
I need your help picking my outfit for the club right now.
I do, I'll help you.
Because I don't know what the fuck to wear.
There's actually a really nice tennis court in Sydney.
Okay.
It's like on the top of the, not on the top of the skyscraper, but it's on the
tennis court and it's just one tennis court.
Oh, oh shit.
What, a view?
Yeah, I'm gonna play on it.
I was gonna play on it with my coach.
So maybe you can do my lesson with me.
Okay, let's do it.
I'll be done.
Let's do it.
All right.
Sorry guys.
We're going to cause fly out here behind us in this mosque-y gutter.
And that's where we're going to find-
Give me two seconds.
Let me check your backpack.
Okay.
The fish should have behind the flaky way.
All right.
You hold that one.
I'm going to walk out of the process.
Oh, I need to hold this, right?
Yeah.
Hold it together.
I'm going to do that for a second.
Oh wait deep okay let's see how deep we can go
here if you good oh shit all right fucking you don't know this one again
Uh
Is it gonna you show it while fly away
Oh shit
What do you want me to hold?
Wait, can I just new hold this?
I just want to quickly just like go into my waist real quick
because it's nice and it's like feels good.
Oh, my balls.
Oh my god.
You're feeling for the box about it, guys.
If you keep doing that, you hold that nice and tight.
And when you feel it's hard, you just start really.
How do you reel?
Which way?
This way?
Forward.
That's right.
OK.
Woo!
If you feel it, you won't be back until when I'm standing back.
Yeah, it's possible.
Where is she going?
Ah, I'm like, like, I can go all right.
Look at her.
Oh, gosh, she's got all right.
Hey!
I start to feel that one back in my chest
with my face, my chest with my face.
How do I reel it in?
This one?
If you hold it down, you like this.
Let me guide your hands.
Hold it there.
If I put your hand up on top.
Yeah, man.
I'm starting to reel it in from there.
That's gonna help you.
Like this way?
Yeah.
And then you're gonna start to reel it in.
It's gonna be hard.
It's gonna be hard, boss.
I'm trying, I'm trying, fuck!
How much longer?
Oh, it's that way, I've passed the time.
Alright, cool, I'm good now, sorry.
I just hate when you're like half wet, so it's better than this.
That's how I feel right now, and I feel cold.
It's alright though.
Yeah, you should put your rat, do you have a rush?
Do you have a spare of light, bro?
Yeah, you can be as loud as I'm trying to better if you fucking put that on.
I mean, you want to play football, you're wet, you don't know how to.
Oh!
You're gonna be cold.
I mean, you wanna play with your wetsuit on right now?
Oh!
Oh, here we go.
Here you are.
I can do that for you, fish.
Yay!
Where's the...
I'm gonna finish it up for you.
Short, I'm gonna put that in my...
Okay, bet.
After this.
Well, chat about home.
When I wear a wetsuit...
You can see my wetsuits.
Wow, it is windy.
Yeah, it always is.
Does it rain often in Australia?
This isn't the hottest time of the year, but it's been unusually rainy the last week that I've been here.
But the hottest time is more like February, I'd say.
But it rains in winter time here.
It rains like June, July, and it's raining.
But it's been sprinkling on and off the last few days, so it's not like peak hot right now.
It should be like 10 degrees hotter than this.
Because someone told me it's usually like 100 degrees out here.
Yeah, it is.
It's just weirdly the whole country on Christmas.
Like, usually it's one of the nicest places to stay.
Yeah.
And it rained almost like everywhere.
It rained over like a sun shower.
I was like, but yeah, it's like doing unusually kind of,
it's like cold, weirdly cold for the second year.
Makes sense.
Oh, when you're walking, don't walk with your feet up.
But it's much cooler.
Like this?
Yeah.
You said don't or do it.
I said don't let it rip you out.
Oh.
It's like a workout to even walk in these things.
Woo!
What's wrong with you?
Chill out.
You're making more splashes like that.
That's what I'm telling you.
Going to go over.
I got you.
This phone is hot.
You guys, this phone is hot?
This phone is hot.
True.
Yeah, but it's an iPhone.
Oh, no, he hasn't walked off. He's good.
He's down there.
Yeah, yeah. Alright, perfect.
Yeah, I thought you'd hold onto that one.
Yeah, I'm gonna show you few tricks.
Yeah, you need to hold onto this one.
Hold on to this one. Alright.
I feel like I'm in a video game right now.
A fishing video game.
Fuck.
Is the backpack good?
It's trying to feel for the bikes, okay?
Okay.
I feel the fish that are fighting on the end of the bait.
Now if you feel like a really strong tough, that's what you want to do.
Especially, I'm not feeling anything right now, bro.
Yeah, it doesn't always happen instantly.
Might take a few minutes.
It might take a few days.
Have you ever been able to hold for many minutes like this?
Like it?
Yeah, mate.
Well, I can get it, right?
I feel it.
Can you feel it?
That can feel some little tucks.
Little tucks.
Like a fish nibble.
That can feel some good...
If you feel a big nibble, that's what you want to give it a pull.
Okay.
You don't feel anything, Iggy, right?
No!
I'm gonna try!
Yeah, I'm gonna try sand. It's a great...
It's a great...
Great.
It's like stuck in the middle of my teeth.
Fuck yeah.
It's like filling in the gaps for me.
This is a fucking workout chat, am I alive?
Holy shit.
How do you see that line, it's so small.
I love it.
He's gonna be a great figure.
Alright, now what?
I'm gonna take a photo of him and take a photo of him.
Yo, he's him.
Yo, look at him.
He's finally coming.
Someone, yeah. Someone tried biting him.
Our line's gone!
You lost it back.
You should've dropped it.
Ah!
Oh!
We gotta go get more bait?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we gotta go get more bait.
Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
Let's go.
Let's walk up in there, try and have a spot as well.
OK, let's do it.
Yeah, if you can't walk in there,
you can try and find a spot that you need to spot.
Ah!
Bro, I got it.
I got it.
I feel like I'm in like a fucking deal game, Chad.
Holy shit.
I don't want to explain it, bro.
She has a butt plug in?
What the fuck are you talking about?
What are y'all talking about?
Oh, what the hell?
You fucking sick creeps!
Catching a fish is a great feeling.
It's in your pocket?
I
Yeah
My chance in this a buck plug
That's not a buck like there's no way that's a fucking hole try to sing it
Someone this also has a buck like for the chain. I've never I don't know a buck looks like but I mean they kind of do
with that shape but they don't have fucking chains on the end of them. Don't put that
in your face. I don't think it's a butt plug.
That's, I'm just gonna, what do I do with it? I want it.
Why would a butt plug have a chain on the end though? See, we don't put chains up there
a lot.
It's Australia, I don't know.
I told you, I don't do butt shit, sir. I don't call it that.
Oh, we did talk about that.
I do not.
So, let us get...
Stay away from the bass, horse, cat, alright?
What's up?
Who's that? Are you fucking up? Are they gonna move?
Yeah.
What's up?
What's up guys?
How you doing?
I'm not glad.
Wait, I was going to say it's sunset.
We should take pictures, but it's a small talk.
Yeah.
You guys like the weather over here?
You gotta go.
All right, we're not having the best of luck
What do you say?
You're running the water
You said running the water
Oh wow
Get in there
Woof, woof, woof.
Are you sassy with me?
Woof, woof, woof, woof.
Are you real bad?
I'm sassy with you.
Ah!
Oh my God!
No!
Ha ha.
Fuck.
It's all right.
It's going to get wet anywhere we get sassy.
Huh?
How are you not tired?
Oh shit!
Oh, I didn't notice the heat.
Oh, that didn't happen.
That's not funny.
Oh, it's not funny.
It's okay.
I didn't see it.
Okay.
All right.
Woo!
That was a workout.
It's fine.
I can beat you with tennis.
It's just your heavy breathing.
I just need water.
Water helps me a lot.
Okay, okay.
All right, let's go.
So, he's getting more big.
Yeah.
We're standing in the waves while we're in the room.
Okay, let's go.
It's nice, it's warm!
You wanna... how would you say keep the wires up?
What do you say?
Yeah.
I switch them on just to hide the problem today.
That's alright.
Still beautiful.
Yeah.
I'm teaching you how to drive, oh wow.
I'll leave you here because it is a very strong car and you can't swim.
It's not strong enough to hold up. Yeah. Oh my god, all these fucking
microchains. Rock man, they love those bikes too.
How do they find us? I really, I...
The lake will make it. It's small.
They can probably start from the head of the stream.
come over here mate come here mate oh he don't all right come in
fuck how's it go? every kid here has that bike yeah
what's up man how you doing?
Sure man!
Oh, you guys got hit by a camera!
You guys live here!
Yeah!
Okay?
Can I get on a string thing?
Sure, a string thing!
Wait!
Oh!
It's like on the beach!
Well, that's the time of show I'm wearing, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Oh my god!
Yeah.
Alright, well, I'm just gonna let you know, at a time, I have gyno, so I have like,
uh, I have some pretty...
Well, I just ran out of something over there.
Oh, what the fuck?
What is that?
Get on the back of the cab!
Yeah, I wouldn't need to do it!
Alright!
You want to get on the back?
Yeah, I'll get on the fucking back.
Fuck it, let's go.
Did that see?
Yeah!
My man!
Oh, if you're doing it...
Should I ask him?
Yeah.
What's up, man?
He wants to know what can you get on the back of your cab!
Can we both get on the back?
Oh, shh!
What is happening right now?
It's like a fever dream.
Come on, come on.
All right, Iggy.
We're going to be safe, man.
Yeah, come on.
All right, fuck it.
Let's go.
Hold the cat.
Come on, the cat.
I've got you, Daniel.
Oh, oh.
Oh, I'm going to stab you.
I'm supposed to stab you.
Yeah.
Iggy.
It's very Australian thing to do.
My dad used to drive in Hansel and Slyton.
Oh, my god.
Ah!
Oh!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHH
What the hell are you saying?!
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes sir!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You did?
Yeah I'm good
Oh my god
For, for, for, for
Wait, wait stop
Holy, holy, stop
Stop the stop
AHHHHHHH
Don't smoke your hair
Are you guys sleeping, mate?
I can't, I can't at all
I'm going to
Alright
Oh okay
He's going to bring it out
Are we ready?
I'm getting off
That's why they call me Maja Maja
Oh my god
Oh, shit!
I'm staying here the rest of my life! I love this place!
Thank you, bro!
I'm good, how are you guys?
Appreciate the ride, bro!
Oh, shit! Where did they go?
Appreciate the ride, brother!
Wait, he doesn't need...
Under the right...
What the fuck?
Yeah!
Yes, sir!
Oh my god, are you going to be able to get out of that?
I'm over stuck.
Are you guys going to be able to get out of that?
Will you be able to get out of it?
Holy shit.
Oh yeah, look, he's dead.
What is happening?
It's really a stick.
This is fucking sick.
Woo!
I'm not going to jump in!
Alright, we need to catch some fish.
It's a sick car, man!
He's your other car!
What's up man?
Doing well!
Oh, okay.
Uh, shh.
Hey, can you hop on the other side?
Wait, do you have bandages in the back of there?
No, I just need a bandage from my toe.
It keeps fucking coming up in the water.
What's up? How you doing?
Not right now though, in a little bit.
You got a hotdog?
Yeah, I'll stand on the back.
I love standing on the back.
you have in this side help in this side
I would say
I would say with my bandages
alright let's go to the new beach
let's go to the new beach
where's the starlight
you good?
Are you driving? Fuck them!
You're on the high ground!
I'm on the...
I'm on the high ground!
Hey!
I...
I'm on the high ground!
It's not driving us a little fast!
I'm on the high ground!
Woo!
I'm just chillin'
I'm fucking driving the other bad dog!
I'm a fucking bad dog!
The other bad dog!
The other fucking bad dog!
Where are we going? Oh my god!
Oh shit, this is good though.
Should we stop here?
Yeah, spin around.
Spin around?
I have a little spin-a-roo here, mate.
A little spin-a-roo.
Alright.
So back to the shore, shall we?
Let's go for a fucking...
How's the camera over there, still?
Oh shit, what the?
Oh my god, it's uneven.
My toe.
And you can slam along the water.
Oh my god, you're...
You're good.
Stay on the right line.
Goal! Keep going, Ian!
Should I go faster?
You're in there, Ian! Do it! Fucking get it!
Stay on the right line, man.
It's not letting me go faster!
Go hard! Go hard!
I'm trying to go hard again!
It's not letting me go! What the fuck!
How do I go faster?
Fucking let's get back on!
Oh, you got a piece of the surfboard.
I got some eight new ways.
Can I have a little crumpet?
I'll watch out for bright times in the back of the ocean.
Oh, shit.
All right.
All the way down.
How good?
Woo!
Hi, Leon.
That was sick.
Thank you, brother.
Wow, man.
What else am I missing in Australia?
Can you catch me, please?
No, we have to put it in.
My face, my face.
How many people here?
79,000.
You want to see what's up?
What's up?
Say what's up, Mike?
What's up, Mike?
Yeah, Mike.
All right.
Nice to meet you, bro.
All right.
You feel good?
Feel great.
Feel alive.
And the sun's coming back up.
Yeah, it's good.
It's good.
What?
It looks like a movie scene.
All right.
You're doing all the Aussie shit today.
I know.
And it's all just coming to us.
Yeah.
It's good.
OK, so we need to get more bait for the fish?
Yeah.
And then...
Those kids will save your life.
No, no, there's literally in the surf rescue
that you address driving.
What the hell?
That's really the lifeguard surf rescue that you're driving.
That's fucking crazy. You have kids as life goers here.
They will literally save your life.
Wow.
They can swim a thousand times better than you, I'm sure.
I can't swim for shit.
If you fuck up on that, he's going to come back and help you.
Do we still have to surf?
We sure, it is nice.
OK, let's do it.
But first, we need some fish.
I don't know about you, but I'm starving.
I'm hungry.
Yeah, I'm okay.
Yeah, sure, come here, bro.
Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up.
How did y'all find us?
Oh, I checked the stream.
Oh, your stream's safe, all right.
That's all I said, my guy.
He knows the fucking head of the beach, that's all.
Nice to meet you guys.
Oh.
All right.
Give me pets out here.
Do I have pets?
Yeah, I know you have a, you have a-
No, my pets are hard to find.
Yeah, but over here, nothing's wrong.
I feel like if I lived here I would have a snake or some shit.
My sister has a dog, my brother has a dog.
Oh wow, this is interesting.
It's good.
This is interesting.
Do you think you can get sniped out here?
Yeah, do you think you can get sniped out here?
No!
Alright, you get all the kids alive, that's not a thing to see you guys.
Fuckin' hell.
That's good, you guys should go around on the surf lot.
Now the scary part was on that car behind that, cause I was slipping.
It was fun, it was my hands were...
You're not getting it right?
Yeah, I did.
It was fun, it was fun.
At least on the stream.
Yeah, you've been on the surf life-saving track.
I said, if you drown, you can come back and get your break.
I reckon now's the time to go surfing.
We've got a really nice hot time.
Yeah, let's do it.
Out in the sun's out.
Let's jump in the water.
That was the challenge on surfing.
You've got up the bench, get laid to try to catch fish.
Yeah, okay, cool.
I'm going to put my, like, neoprene pants on so I can be a little bit...
I'll put on my wet suit.
Yeah, oh my god. Here we go. All righty
Yep, he's Michael. You know, she knows what?
Get the Cardi B's out. Oh my god
Why does yeah, I'm an idiot
I'm dying
appreciate it's not my what's up this is your wedding oh I love it so much
they're so nice to wear oh thank you thank you oh my god is it gonna show my
body like my I feel like is it gonna show my
my face before you wore it who was it my my god my god
even paid it for it
people in Australia like all over the world service that kid that went to get
Oh wow, so do you mind if I tee you now?
No, no, no, no, that's fine.
Cool.
The problem is that I need to put my pants on, so I'm going to do this one.
Cool, cool, cool.
All right, so the sweatsuit, it shows like your full body, right?
It's like very tight.
Well, it's tight, but you also hold some together nicely, too.
Okay, we're ready for that.
I have to take my clothes off, right?
Yeah, you have to take your clothes off.
This is not part of it.
Yeah, no, no, no worries.
I understand.
Let's do it.
So, when you put this on, when you put your sports shorts on, under my underwear,
It's like, when you put on the sign in the back so it can dry.
Okay, I'll just go behind the tree or some shade.
Do you have a problem?
Yeah.
Okay, and then I'll just put it on for you.
I'll need your help, right?
So when you do it, you step into it?
Okay.
You're like a pair of pants.
Yeah, I'm just holding here.
Oh my God.
Just stand in my eye.
Cause I don't have some, so you don't.
I'm gonna come and help you.
Okay, can we go into a more private area?
Fuck, no.
Oh, they're saying, oh my...
It's bad, right?
No, you're good to go.
Is it on the camera or not on the lens?
I'm still got my um
Maybe over here, mate
Oh, no, I'm alright. Thank you so much. Yeah positive positive
By the way
Yeah, you can't just cut green.
Fuck.
So you cut that there and then you do that.
You don't want to touch it there.
Oh my god!
That's why I kept saying it.
I was like, yeah!
I'm gonna back to you.
No, I insist, brother.
I've got to be at ten for the high.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Give it a go.
Yes, sir.
You got it.
Here we go.
All right.
So I gotta take my shirt off
Who's gifted me who gives to me again Emily with a more gifted oh my god Emily. Thank you
Take my pants off too, right
Yeah
I wish I keep the
Oh
Yeah, hold on to me are you balanced
I think I'm okay right now
Get the head
He's like the chapter
Okay, now this side fuck this is really tight brother
Okay
Yeah, I'm good. Thank you. I appreciate all the help
Put your toes down like your ballerina, put your toes down.
Have them lean back a bit?
Oh my f**k!
I don't know what you're all saying.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Push your foot through.
Ahhhhh!
Oh s**t, sorry.
Now you can set your bum into the racks.
Okay.
Sorry, there's a lot going on right now.
Hold on.
Do people usually get this much help when putting it away?
Yeah, no, no.
I can be like a teenager.
Hey, I can be like a backcourt, so if you need to press back, you'll freeze it.
You want to bend my knee a bit?
I'm just gonna fucking take it.
Just fix this so I don't have to.
Because everything else tells you where.
Stand over there, pull it up a bit.
Knee, I'm putting it on the left side, it's going to be like three quads of string.
Why didn't you even come to the fucking beach?
Like, leaving the Dwayne's breath all of a sudden?
Thanks man.
What we doing?
Alright, that's it?
I just leave it like this
Okay
What is so funny?
Pull it out.
It takes it out of you.
Oh, shit!
Get away!
Pull it off a little bit.
The meat kind of made it back to me.
That's all I need to be like,
is that shea?
It's my dig, it's my dig, brother.
Oh my god, the hair.
You get the exit.
Oh my god, what the fuck was that on my door?
I can't this is this is too much. Oh my god
I need a drink.
What's the time?
Alright.
Where's my phone?
Alright.
Chash, I leave the top part on.
I'd rather not come by the way.
Chash, I leave the top part on.
Oh, let me know.
Was that an Aussie initiation?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but I won't leave the top on in Australia now.
So what's the time?
I think it's about 3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
So what are you reading?
That's a live chat.
Live chat. So live TV.
Yeah live television.
He was so scared when they were doing burnout from that work.
No, watch me.
Oh, yeah.
Well your mate said it was channel 8 for the...
If anybody wants to watch it on TV.
Alright, I'm going to go in the corner
and change really quick. I'll be right back.
Rossi likes corners.
You like corners? Yeah, I love corners.
Oh hell yeah.
What the fuck is happening?
Yo, I can't do this, bro.
I need help, bro.
What the fuck is happening?
What the fuck is happening, bro?
Alright, chat. The thing is, when I take my shirt off,
you're gonna be able to see my full physique,
which means my stomach, my tits.
And I got all matching wetsuits.
I'm gonna let y'all know right now that it's a good idea.
He's short, so when we go like snorkeling,
you to chat it's not a good idea can we is there any way we can do about it's
a little too bright yeah
oh yeah you did I got one one but it's sticking into it
It's cool.
Stop being a pussy?
All right.
Is there any way, um, just change real quick in this corner?
Appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
Everyone who's gonna spam party boom when I take my shirt off, ban.
I think it's white last one, see if I can swear in.
Or if you need him.
Ban him.
He's like terrified about fucking water.
I'm like, do you think my shirt, I was like, it's honestly fine now.
It just looks scary to you.
Yeah, they're not.
Do you have a crack?
Do you sir?
No.
Usually you do.
My dad serves every day and stuff, but I always just go up.
I almost got into it when I was a kid and then I did it.
I dislocated my knee doing it.
Did you?
I was like having board and duck dive all the way out the back and shit, but I could never fucking time myself to get on the fucking wave probably.
I just like jumping and going under the waves and shit, that's what I had to do all day long, and getting pippies.
That's it really.
Yeah.
I think he liked doing that.
Yeah.
Which is like literally just cool up.
Oh yeah, yeah, I'll give it a try.
But I'll have a go though today though.
I definitely want to try because I'm taking my son
to do surf lessons up at Kira after New Year's.
So at least I can help him get on the whitewash.
Maybe I'll be fine.
I need someone down in the bar.
I'm always... we'll be back.
What the fuck do I do? Can you call the guy?
I'm just always like going on vacations in Bahamas and stuff where there's no anything.
It's just flat, empty snorkeling and stuff like that.
That's what I spend all day long doing.
Looking at random fish.
I'm right here mate.
I need some help brother.
Let's do this.
Windy today mate.
Shove it in there?
No!
Oh, look at that.
That's what happens, eh?
I don't know that.
We'll take the glasses off for a second.
Uh, I can't, I'm just trying to stick my mind.
When he's eating his, uh,
bruce sandwich,
he's eating his bruce sandwich?
Yeah.
We can tell him, like,
oh, we can't have a
koala on the bed.
Drop that.
Yeah, they're best.
It's different. They're not on the emblem.
They do look similar,
but they're not the same
thank you brother
thank you
probably gonna get sad like over that day
might get that I didn't
hey Sandy
it's very grainy
fucking hell bro
all right
yeah I need some water
I need some water
yeah
all right
Oh
Why in the water?
Are you gonna get the water real quick?
Yeah
Thank you brother
Thank you
How do I look?
Chat, be honest
Yeah
Yeah?
I'm gonna do it one at a time
How do I look?
Yeah, that's cool
I feel like I'll just
Cause I can swim over there
I already said I've swung in my hole
Yeah, yeah
So I'll just like
You can moral support
Maybe while he's catching the wave
And then I'll try or something
So you can come just one at a time
You can do this
I'm ready
How you feeling now?
I'm gonna come out with Dossie
Give you more supporting case you fall off or something. You're not sure if you think that I'm gonna go off. Okay. I bet I'm ready
Let's fucking do it. Let's go. All right extra. Thank you. That's why
Okay, so everyone wish me luck
This is our idea if anything happens, it's her fault. I didn't tell them
Hopefully experience it was between this is skydiving. Yeah, this is better. I'm not the one this is a lot better
If the tide takes me, just, just no...
You're gonna have to learn some shit on the sand!
Yeah, in a sec. Oh, I have to learn on the sand?
We gotta get up the surf so he can put the board and then finster and fucking crack off.
And he'll teach you getting up and down and shit.
Have you ever surfed before?
No, when I was a kid, my dad starts every day and stuff.
Oh, shit.
I just like duck diving the waves and swimming out there and shit.
I feel you.
Her mic is scoffed and that's fine. Alright. No life jacket in the Australia Ocean? We're fine.
He's good. He's got two Australians, man.
Just let me know.
You just met the life savers. We were doing burnouts with them.
Yeah. We should have told them to stay here. Fuck.
We're good. Now you're good.
We're good.
Yes, sir.
Have a seat down in front of the floor. I'm going to teach you a few things.
How do I sit?
You sit on that board, man.
That's your board, man.
No!
Okay.
Okay, now on your back, I've seen a group of 12 people that have already biked a million
of them.
That's right, that's right.
Keep the shot.
Keep the...
This makes sense.
So, when we're out on the water today, this is going to be our bench.
Okay.
We have these things here called sandbags.
They're the shallow spots.
Okay.
Next to the sandbags, we have rips.
And rips is where all the waves that come into the beach this way, all the
water has to be taken back out to sea. So we have rips, or in the US you call them ripcards.
Oh no. So we want to be searched for the sandbanks today because the rips is where people get the
trouble and where they get sucked out. But we're going to be staying on the sandbanks so we're in
nice, wastey water. I say nice and safe. Again, I meant the ripcards are going to take the
water back out to sea. And when you're at the beach in general and you see waves, waves,
where's waves, no waves, waves, waves, waves, waves.
You don't fucking go swimming where there's no waves
and you think, oh it's nice to swim there, there's no waves.
That's where this is.
It's harder.
That's where this is.
Your body is generally the most dangerous part.
That is the part you don't swim,
even though this part looks scary.
It's safe.
So you're safe, you're good for now.
Okay you're ready?
So, that's that.
We always have the sand bags.
If anytime you're swimming in Australia,
Make sure you swim between the red and yellow flags, that's the safest place to go swimming on the beach.
The guys who drove you around in their buggy will be looking out for you.
They'll be watching the stream, so if anything goes wrong, they'll literally fucking watch you.
But there's a delay here.
Three seconds up here, you see, you're good.
So, Neon, now we need to know the most important parts of the surfboard.
At the back of the surfboard, you've got the tail.
At the front of the surfboard, you've got the nose.
next. Very important. Do I still need to lay like this? Yes. You've got the nose, you've got the top
down, you've got the bottom down, and we have the fins. The two most important parts and the only
two parts I want you to remember today is the tail and the nose. Now on your nose. That's the nose,
that's great. The tail's at the back. And when you're lying on the surfboard it's really
important that you always have your toes right on the tail of the surfboard. So have
If you have your toes on the tail, if your toes, if your toes, yeah, that's the way.
Yeah, like that.
You're back to your arms.
Yeah, get down there, Neil.
Get down right, yeah, yeah, that's perfect.
Yeah, you got it.
Now, the reason that you have your toes on the tail, a little bit more, so you're
on the tail, a little bit more.
Give yourself some strength yourself up.
The reason for that is, if you don't have your toes on the tail, and you
have yourself all the way up in front of the circle on the nose, you're going
to nose dive, which is super funny for all of us to watch.
Everyone watch your land today to watch.
Let's go up in front of you
when you get a space full of water.
Oh yeah.
Do I get my glasses on?
Yeah, I do.
You can break it, you can go on too.
So that's why we always want to have your toes
in the tail because that's make sure you don't go outside.
And if you do sort of lost your ball on,
maybe tell him like,
I'm going to show him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Show him how to ball.
Now, when you're lying on the surfboard,
you know where to have your toes.
The next part of what you want to do
is to make sure that we have your toes in the tail,
Then we get our hands like this, you place your hand flat next to your chest.
Okay, down by your ribs, this is called the chikawing position.
I want to say the chikawings. Very chikawing position.
Alright, after that we push up into the seal.
Then we do the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
Where you find that bridge.
Okay, you just add lots of smoke.
Oh!
Oh, yeah!
This is fucking stressful.
He's up, he's up!
Oh!
Oh, sorry.
All right.
You have my phone?
That was great.
Now you've done the shit.
Now you've got your butt.
Stay with me.
I'm trying, Billy. I'm trying.
Chicken wing.
Go!
French!
Oh, yeah.
Forward!
I'm not falling!
He's tight.
What happens if I see a shark?
You don't go fucking see one!
They're mad slays!
Boy, I thought they saw you had your knees really nice and bent like a swimmer.
End of a bit more?
I can't go further, brother.
You're not bending, you're putting too much straight on your shoulders.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay?
So when they say bent, it's not like you're playing like NFL or anything like that.
You're bending your knees properly.
Okay?
I guess it's important.
It's like conical.
It's where you look when you fall.
Okay, so you want to look straight ahead right, but you know you can't you can't use your arms support like this
Ah, here we go. You want to put them out, and then you want to put your knees
With a little bit more. Okay
Okay
Oh, fuck it.
Back foot, back foot.
Back, back, back, back, back.
I think it's a little bit wet.
Yeah, it was.
Like, it's your chance that push up into the sail.
Harder pitch.
Yeah.
First foot.
And then you step with your front foot like here.
Hold on.
Watch your back.
You don't have to do that.
That's it.
That's right.
Right.
With your right foot.
Yeah.
Exactly.
We've got right foot, OK?
Yeah.
Just surviving.
Right.
That's what I need.
I need to have that.
I've seen it to a great extent.
Ugh!
Back!
Oh!
Dang!
I'm tired.
And next to your chest, chicken wings!
Chicken wings!
Who's happening to the seal?
And uh, seal!
Harbour bridge!
Braise!
What for?
Harbour bridge!
What for?
HAAAAAAAAY!
What for?
I'm ready.
Okay, you ready?
No.
Two more times.
Two more times?
Two more times, two more times.
Alright.
So Leon, always remember when you're putting your feet back there, we've got a saying
in Lennox Head, you say, back it up like Rossi.
Okay.
So just say, run him up, back it up like Rossi.
Gotcha.
So you've got to say it when you do it and you'll never forget to do it.
Back it up like Rossi.
That's it, take a wing, see you in the middle, have a breach.
Back it up, like Rossi.
Yeah!
Hey!
I actually hate shit.
Seriously?
It was good.
Yeah, you weren't this far forward.
Really important things when we're surfing.
This is deadly serious.
If I know what's going to happen to you.
It's really important that you fall backwards off the top.
So I'm going to fall?
Yes.
The water in the hand.
I don't think he's going to like that.
You're all good, brother.
I've got you.
Brother, I'm going to be right next to you the whole time.
You don't need a worry man. You would make it.
No, I'm literally fine.
I was just asking if he's going to do that.
Yeah, we're going to be there. No one's leaving.
You will be alone out there.
You will fall off.
You're going to fall off. Back looks like a staff.
The water behind is nice and soft.
The water in front of you is shallow and hard.
If you do fall forwards, it's really important.
You don't hit your hand up to break your fall.
And definitely never put your head down.
Always hit your head up.
You don't want to hit your head on the sand bank.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, so ideally, we could glass and wipe it,
but you fall off, you're trying to fall off,
and then back and forth, and stop.
You're gonna be just fine.
Can I leave my glasses on?
You can try and be fucking an illusion.
Don't leave your glasses on.
Don't.
Fuck.
I'm gonna be right next to you.
I can't see that in my glasses at all.
Like, it's so blurry.
How do I help you?
Okay, fuck it.
Just have to remember the steps.
We're gonna say how you go like this.
I saw how we, should we help you teach him
how to dance, where it all is fucking bad,
how to throw him up,
I know we have like tape or something that we can like put on the end of them for him like
Do it?
If not it's fine, I'll fuck it out.
I think they're rid of him man, I think he's actually up.
So you can bounce him out.
Y'all wait, for what?
Do you know if you bounce him out if you pass him out or something like too much water in that?
Yeah.
You have to learn how to do it.
Yeah, so if you farm, I can teach him how to bounce him out if you want.
Okay, I'll let you out and show me.
No, no, I can do it.
So you look so excited.
No, no, no, so why do you want me to do it?
Um, no, so if you pass here...
Brother, if I pass out, just let me die.
Are you sure?
Let me die.
Because I can't master my language.
You have my word, let me die.
Shake my hand on it.
No, no, no, let me die.
I'm not shaking your hand.
Just let me die.
Fucking hell, mate.
What?
What's wrong?
Nothing, mate.
Alright, you ready?
Alright, cool, do not.
I'm ready.
um latex okay yeah so i don't serve but they're latex yeah send me a picture
do you want to do one last pop-up just to make sure you got it
oh i think i got it i'm good i'm good let's go what do we do what do we do
back it up like ross yeah right i'm gonna think i should take my mic off because i might
yeah yeah we'll take mics off i'll go shotgun press my phone okay
are you sure you don't want me out for now no i'm good i'm telling you i'm always around
Okay, for sure
I'm certified you're sure five in on in CPR
The TV channel I'm trying to see the chats lagging a little bit dessert layer on the cameras if I
No, it's okay.
What's it? What's it?
Um...
They're saying you're hitting on me.
No, I've got a...
I've got a...
I've got a girlfriend for 10 years.
Chat! Everyone spam good luck!
Alright, I'm going in.
I'm fucking nervous, but I'm doing this for y'all.
Everyone spam good luck.
Well, I know he's got a company he told us.
Okay, I don't want him to...
Can you give me some motivation before we go in?
This is going to be a life-changing experience.
If you do not do this, you're always going to look back and regret it.
And I would never ever put you in a situation where you were at risk at all or with people that weren't in before.
I promise you on everything, I am 1000% certain this is going to end in you
You've been really happy that you did this,
and it's been something that you're gonna remember
for the rest of your life.
It might even be the thing that Sparks
you wanted to go and take lessons to learn to swim.
It's not gonna be something.
It's gonna be the beginning of maybe a chapter.
Yeah, chapter of maybe a chapter.
Shoot in your life.
It's never gonna be something that you look back at this
and say, why did I go in there and do that?
And I'm 100% sure.
If I thought that, I wouldn't take you in.
I trust you.
I know it looks scary.
It looks scary as fuck.
It's fucking not.
Okay.
And fucking...
She's a lifeguard, fucking right there.
You're a lifeguard.
I wear all good.
I promise you, I've been swimming on these beaches
and so I literally am as fucking my entire life
where you're good.
I'm going in.
All right.
There's nobody that's, it's not, nothing bad is going to happen.
You're going to even kind of come close to anything bad happening.
My son is five and a half.
Oh my God.
And he just did this exact thing to me.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
are you serious?
well it's good to get someone to swim
yeah it is awesome
but i'm saying it's 5 and a half
if you're 5 and a half here i can go in here and catch a wave
i can't
you're okay
the worst thing you're gonna get is to sod out your nose
that's fine
because it's literally standing depth
okay
and it's standing depth for so far back where you're gonna be
yeah if you go off here it's very like all waves
you can literally just stand up
you can literally stand up
You are so far from being anywhere that would be a glory.
I trust you.
You're so far back from it.
If you were even close.
Oh my god.
If you were anywhere close, we would make you put a light back on.
Let's go.
I'm ready.
All right, take my mic.
Sha, I love y'all.
If anything happens, I love my family.
And nothing's going to happen.
That's a lot of shit.
You
That's right, that's right.
We're good, we're good.
I don't think so, but we're riding with you.
You want to back up? Back up?
I'm just trying to get the shot.
I can walk that all the way around.
Come on, Dave.
Thank you so much, my friend.
Let me try it on my ass.
Yeah, he's going to come out and he's more installing, he's more installing, so yeah,
When I was super close to you was at one so you're trying to move it closer to each other.
Yeah.
Hey, use my shoulder, wipe the lens, use my, use my shoulder, wipe the lens, thank you.
That was your way.
Come on in, come on in your way.
Oh
Woo!
Get in.
Thank you, Mr. McFarlane.
Yes, sir.
Thank you.
Ready?
Yeah.
Yeah, this is fun.
You're a great son of a gun, right?
25 seconds.
Five seconds.
25 seconds.
That's brilliant.
That's perfect.
That's great.
WC Shuttle.
Let's do it.
Shuttle, shuttle, shuttle.
Just no one's going on.
I'm going to play it here.
Let's try that again.
That comes to the shower.
What happened Chad? What are you all mad about?
What are you all mad about Chad? What happened?
Why don't you sing it out on camera man? What happened?
We're in the water and shit.
I'm gonna go catch up with it.
The mic?
Is the mic good now?
Put a one in the trap, the mic is good.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming, Iggy.
All right, I just wanna stay and try and like,
all that experiences. This is a fucking great experience.
Damn!
Wow.
That's some fucking workout.
you
I appreciate you brother. Thank you.
We're back, we're back. Can I wipe my glasses with that?
Let's go. Good luck. You cheer me on now, I gotta cheer you on.
I got the right to try to do this.
Let's go.
It's cutting.
It's cutting
What's wrong with this one?
I
Want to see you go about a miss it
Stop calling me a speddy bitch.
Alright, it's good.
Alright, you be showing right now.
Oh shit, the backpack?
You wanna...
What?
Oh fuck.
What?
No, nothing, nothing.
Come on!
We're both, we're both not the best, we're both not the best chat, we're both kind of
We're both kind of mid, but now I chat for real.
Life is all about experiences, bro.
I'm in fucking Australia with one of my good friends
doing shit that I could have never fucking dreamed about.
Look where we are.
It's paradise.
Look at this shit.
It's fucking amazing, bro.
I love y'all boys.
I appreciate y'all, man.
Don't just sit down and fucking not experience
all these things, bro.
Go out, travel, do all this shit, bro.
You have one life and use it, bro.
Use it.
Don't just use it to sit and be lazy and feel bad for
you.
Use it don't just use it sit and be lazy and feel bad for yourself use it to build up what you want to do in life
And experience amazing fucking things like this bro. All right now. We got to watch Iggy
No, I'm not laughing. Oh my god. Oh my god. You got it. You got it
You'll get it next time, girl!
Fuck.
Shit.
I'ma go in there and teach her.
Nah, I'm kidding.
Go help her, hey, dumbass!
I don't know how I'm doing myself!
I was lucky doing it, though, right?
Fuck yeah.
Alright.
She's never served before.
This is new for both of us.
This is literally need from I'm not gonna water is draining
By the way for all the Australians in the chat for all my people on the 30th on the 31st
I'm streaming at 5 a.m. EST
5 a.m. EST we're gonna be experiencing New Year's together with us in fireworks. What's in Sydney on a yacht
We're taking um, we might may or may not be taking shrooms on the yacht for New Year's
Stay tuned. I might I may or might may not be getting a mullet to be a great fucking day. All right. Let's go
I'm the 31st, 31st.
At times, I know, I know, I know, trust me, I know.
Come on, Iggy, you got it!
You got it thank you so much holy shit W security man great guy
There's shit's no joking there. I'm so tired. Oh, yeah for sure. I'm going out tonight
I'm kidding. I don't go out the fuck let's go over here. Oh shit
She's doing come on
Oh my god!
It's alright!
You got it!
I still love you, Iggy.
I still love you.
I still love you, Iggy.
Should I go in?
Nah.
It's just...
Is this 24 hours shoot?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
I'm not gonna lie.
But I think she's like
I'm not sure to be weird but I think she's too thick to be this like I don't think like I don't know
Okay, oh, what's all the chat said that so it doesn't look weird
The chat the chat saying you're too thick to do this
That's what they're saying. That's what they're saying
I take too long to stand out. That's a lesson. You're gonna walk over there. Yeah
Are these are people yeah, okay, it's tough
It looks a lot slower when you're on the outside, I didn't know it was that slow I thought I was going like a hundred miles per hour
Wow
Well, you know the swim and I don't so
You want some water?
Okay, I'll get you something
Have you been here?
What is a water is there extra water bottle?
Okay, I'm open it for
here you go thank you fuck it's so it's so sandy when you I know I wait till
she's done a week we don't well eat oh thank you it's 130 130 I am I'm not
gonna lie I'm hungry but we eat after here's your cap by the way I know the
The worst part is the eyes chat.
The eyes is what I was, fuck.
It's so fun though to be like when I didn't stand up
and I was just going in those waves.
It was fun, it's like I was in the waves.
You got made of fish pieces.
I know the fish pieces.
Woo, woo, woo, my mother fuck.
24 hour stream, hell nah.
You wanna eat right now?
Okay.
I just can't have pork.
They're not for tuna and mayonnaise, you said?
Have these ones?
Yeah.
Is there any way you could keep this?
Thank you.
I have anchovies in them or something.
That's sushi.
That's veggie, tuna, and chicken.
That's a toast of garlic.
This one's chicken?
Yeah, that's chicken in there.
Chicken
So people on my Twitter community, we're saying that eating kangaroo is normal here
I think it's like deer in America where it's like people that hunt game and stuff eat it
and yeah but it's not like necessarily like chicken where you know what I mean but it's
around make sense I've never had a good time my life I think I told you that oh
we're gonna Australia's known for pie we have places to go
oh yeah what is that shot oh my god can you show the chat yo
Yeah, you're right here. Did you piss or shit out there?
No.
Okay, yeah. So, Lord, I think you're bullshitting. You're making some hell of a piss.
I was thinking about it, I'm gonna be honest, but it's not my wet suit, so I don't want to be fucked up.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
I just want to be courteous. It's my first time here.
Yeah, you're talking about it.
What the hell is that?
Oh, I don't know. It's the best bug.
Is it?
Hell yeah.
Very nice.
What's wrong?
You know, uh, huh, I'm trying to think of a good big reason.
I'm trying to think of a good bakery to take you to where we can get pies, but a Sunday
they're all shut.
Mmm.
They're all shut like two pockets.
For real.
She doesn't say everything on Sunday here is.
The market's fucking, it's already too late, right?
What's the time now?
It's 1.30.
The market's over by 2.
2.30.
Yeah.
They have a market that's like 15 minutes away today where they have like crazy
good food like everything Thai like pizza old-fashioned doughnuts Japanese
food like everything honey sticks in a market like a grocery store no like
farmers market oh a bunch of different shit look we go we have to go now
because it ends at like 2.30.
Which means that we're really good food there.
Do you want to go?
Yeah, fuck it.
Can I go on this?
We don't even have to wear shoes.
Fuck it, let's go.
We can go.
We just have to tell him, just go tell Darcy
that we want to go to the main going markets instead.
The water is very draining, I won't say that.
It feels like I've been here for like 10 hours.
You have abs in like five seconds.
I need to give this every day.
I need some abs.
I'm going on a journey.
You told me, I know.
I'm working out every day.
I already started a little bit.
I know I still look a little chubby, but I'm working on it.
No, you're doing good.
Thank you.
And you did this.
I'll send you a before and after.
Matt, we've got pictures of you standing up.
For real?
Oh, yeah.
Please tell me that.
Oh, hell yeah.
I can make it look like I knew what I was doing.
It's a good photo.
You got your hands up and everything.
Are you like, you do photography?
Yeah.
How much are you charging for the pictures?
No.
Impressive.
It's going to be great.
I think, man.
Wrong.
OK, I should probably change out of this.
Do you want me to check out?
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, Russi.
So I was telling him about how it's Bangalore markets.
Yeah.
And he wants to try to go to the Bangalore markets.
Yeah, let's push for it then.
Do you think we should fucking just get out of here
and try to go to Bangalore markets and get him some food?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And maybe they might even have a drum circle or something.
He can fucking get into the didgeridoo.
Yeah, let's take it.
I'm gonna change it, let's go.
Yeah, alright.
I've got a sarong, so I'll just grab a sarong,
and I'm good.
I actually will go start to pack it in the afternoon.
Yeah, alright.
Hang on, Markets!
Oh, this is gonna be so hard to take off.
Oh, you need milk.
Um, yes.
It's actually not bad.
I'm gonna ask my boy what we do.
Yeah, yeah, we all help you out.
It's actually a smooth to peel off.
You can peel it off your real quicks.
I mean, let's peel stuff off people
for the whole entire...
Let's go in the corner, Ainsley.
What is...
I'm gonna put it over there and do it.
Yeah, they finished like 2,230 so we're half our way away from Bangalore right now.
Oh wait, I just need a photo of my clothes man.
An hour from Bangalore?
You know where my shirt went?
Oh thanks.
Fuck, that's the problem.
I think that's the shit in Bangalore.
Where can we take him?
Have you heard of Diddy?
Can we take him to Bangalore?
We can take him into Byron too.
What do you think about Diddy?
There's just so many fucking tourists.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not the place to be late to shop, like shelter and stuff, but it's easy for me.
Really? Just one's like a pie or something? Like the bakery would be the second best.
Yeah.
So I think the boys can grab you a knife.
I'm sure you can keep your hands full.
Anything in Malin, Malin the baker is a fucking show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could shop at the bakery or something like that.
Oh, you thought me?
Yeah, exactly.
And we can just...
Good for you.
Alright, so boys, you grab...
He's got to come with a little room.
Boys, you grab the pie.
I heard that couple of years ago.
Fuck.
I feel...
Alright.
We just gotta go somewhere where there's no fucking tourists.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know where that is.
Alright, so for boyboys grab the arms, I'll grab the legs.
Yeah.
Birens too much.
Alright.
That's what I'm saying.
Birens too much.
Birens is too many tourists.
I'll lean back into the boys.
Probably even take him to the water.
I'll lean back into the boys.
I can't even take him to the lighthouse or anywhere.
He's not a tourist already.
Yeah, yeah.
So this is always, it always takes about, it always takes about a beautiful man to actually
show him the past and remember.
Like it's too much fucking tourist right now.
This time of year.
They call it party youth.
Oh, I've fallen peppered out.
We could go on to like, um...
We'll have a bit of a scary...
Cross your legs, cross your legs, my own things.
Alright, so.
Lean back into the boys.
Yeah, you should be, you should be loving that.
Cause the wind...
Let's say FTP, fuck the pussy, you don't like pussy?
Well, what if Rossi doesn't like pussy?
All right, so we're dead.
Potentially, we're going to take him in to say the shots.
Well, you hold that there.
Let's take him to town.
All right, take him up there.
Lots of bait balls down there, right?
Take him up there, fuck with the high-five shots.
Let's take him to, well, put,
and pies him to the direction.
I think it's a shot.
Oh, I cover it then.
No, no, no, I won't take it,
I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think,
I think, I think, I think, I think, I think,
I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think,
Let me grab you deep. Let me grab you deep.
Yeah, put your legs down straight.
Put your legs down straight.
Crossy Jens, put your legs down straight.
Maybe somebody can just fix my face.
Yeah.
Oh, no!
Yeah, if Rossi nearly fell for your crutch.
Oh shit, I'll get these off.
Alright, I'll stand behind you.
Oh, there's a brownie up there.
Brown Snake.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
So not this sort of snake.
This is Rossi's Anaconda.
That's a brown snake up there.
So you see how it takes a lot of boys to do that?
Where's your muff?
Oh, I lost it.
Do you like Yggis muff?
Yeah, yeah.
You do.
But you've never had a muff before.
Where's your muff?
Where's your muff-eat?
I've always got my muff with me.
So is around.
So listen.
We're not going to be able to make it to the market on time.
That's what we're going to do.
We're going to take you to a bakery, an Aussie bakery, and I'll show you all the best shit.
We can taste a bunch of shit.
And custard tart.
Fuck yeah, custard tart.
Pav, if they have them.
Okay.
Finger bun.
Fuck, I'm going to get a finger bun.
I love myself a finger bun.
Finger bun.
I'm going to have a culinary accident.
Yeah.
We'll get some shit.
Okay.
Let's go.
And then we're going to go to another beach, which I won't say.
They're probably gonna fucking snip us anyway
because you guys don't know the coastline.
We're going to another beach.
We're gonna go to another beach
where there's been a lot of sharks lately.
Okay.
There's been sharks going like crazy
because there's all these bait balls there
that last like week or two.
So we're gonna go and see if we can like see some sharks,
sharks going crazy.
All right, let's go.
And eat some Aussie bakery food.
I'm excited.
Aussie bakery food.
I'm excited.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
I am made of pies.
Oh, they're at the clutch pies.
Shark attack bro we're not gonna go and screw the Sharks and fucking going in we're just gonna go fucking
They're coming right in the shore so you can see them like going. Oh, sorry crazy like
Literally like right right in the show you can like right there. Oh, we gotta see that
Have you seen that movie of the
Soul surfer so is it the one when they she gets her on but no yeah, yeah, it's a crazy movie. That's a true story
Yeah, no, okay. We're part of we go. Um, we're gonna go in all these to take us
Okay, who's Kelpie is that?
Wait, it's a no fucking way to think that he was warning me about someone
Yes, that's a bingo. So that's like anything goes wherever air is that they're from
They are
Yeah, so they're all different colors, but you get dingoes up in all the territory that are like
Which out from Ross is behind all right, okay, so
Oh yeah, sorry.
You got to wait for Rossi.
Rossi.
Oh yeah, cheers.
Yeah, so dingoes, yeah, so they still babies sometimes.
Yeah.
Yeah, they're serious.
I heard that story.
Up in North Australia, whatever.
Yeah, that's it.
So that there, that's a Lennox head dingo.
They're a little more tame, yeah.
They're tame as, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, okay fuck no not yeah, yeah, but what they this one's being domesticated
Look at yeah, oh what a cute little shit. Yeah. Yeah, quick. Yes
Yeah
All right, let's go. Are you gay neon? Huh? Are you gay? No? Oh, what the hell?
Where'd you get that vibe from? I heard from someone over there was saying that you do
Do I go off that vibe bro? Well you were backing on to me before you're back on to me. You're gay
There's nothing wrong with that. I'm not gay. I'm free spirited neon. Okay. There's a difference
Oh
Gosh discrimination and it's finest brother. There's the Bollywood
There's well, I you know, I have a lot of gay friends actually perfect for you here right there. His name is crib as he's gay
He's gay. You know, he said you were gay. That was the one that said you would go of course
He's like he likes deflecting. Okay. I just yeah, I'm just getting signals from you today. Oh
Wow, well whatever signals you got just throw it out the window
Okay, I'll keep some in the window.
Give us a shake. Nice meeting you.
Oh wow. Oh my god. Eddie, where are we going?
Should we go on the same path?
Is there space now?
What is this?
Because we take these up to...
We have more people now.
I know.
Than what we came here.
You've got the U.
I have a Springer.
Mike, you got Mike?
I've got this, Mike.
I'm thinking...
I mean, the thing is where we're going...
isn't far.
It's like a few minutes.
Okay, so where did you get that?
So I'm thinking just meet best in space casual discombobulated
Literally by going like
Five minutes away to the bakery, which I just called.
Can you just hand me the sauce?
Thank you.
All right.
Shut up.
And then, yeah, we're going to go to the store.
I might actually change my car into, like, real pants.
Okay.
All right.
I'll meet you there then.
I'll see you there.
It's literally five, ten minutes away.
And then once we get that we get all the food then we can put
two needs to go into
How we get in Dawson's car
Yeah, sorry, I'm trying to ask him shit about
How do they find us what's up guys I have boys doing today
I'm just going for a swim.
Going for a swim.
It's an amazing weather out here in the streets of Australia.
What's up man?
What's up?
You want to take a group picture?
Yeah.
Let's fucking do it.
That's crazy.
I don't find this in the middle of nowhere.
How did y'all know we were like here?
It's a local spot.
It's a local spot?
I feel you.
See y'all live here like in houses?
Yeah.
Oh cool.
No.
Sorry.
All right, all righty guys.
Have a great day.
We made it.
We did it.
We made it out of the hood, bro.
We did that.
We made it.
We did that, mate.
God did, bro.
We made it.
God did?
God did!
All right, man.
He's trying to get in.
Hey, how do I?
Oh, Iggy, Iggy, they want to take a...
Dude, I could have been my Australian Ray.
Check him out?
Check him out? No, no, no.
That message got patched years ago.
All right, which card do I get in?
I do right here.
Real brother.
Darcy's.
Huh?
Okay, Darcy's.
All right, Iggy, I'll see you there.
Oh, shit.
All right, yes, sir
Chat hi, how boys been fuck with the stream hi boys been fuck with the stream chat. Let me know I
Met you at the airport yesterday. Please give me money. What the hell I
I
Think it's a good vibe. I think it's been a vibe jazz been a vibe bro. It's my vibe today's more of the beat shit
Okay, tomorrow's today's more of the beat shit the 30th is more like us going out
We're gonna go get outfits go out and then eat some kebabs and then go to a club and shit and then the
Other one is New Year's so we got we got a lot of streams left. We got a lot of fucking streams left. Don't you worry?
We're not done though we got like an hour and a half more some shit two hours
I'm trying to think is there what's up man doing well mate yeah fuck with it
so we head into the bakery yeah yeah yeah where's Rossi what I don't know
is he coming in here well he was kind of what he wanted us to ask you if what
If like you were interested in huh in like any sort of way at all
Interesting and come into the bakery. Yeah. Yeah, it was comes to the bakery yet. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Are you interested?
Oh, no, no, no, no, I like pussy
Okay
Oh my god, this guy. Well, that's Rossy
Do you want to join us sit in here?
Yeah
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna walk and y'all can take this car
Why?
Just because I like the breeze.
You know, I'm never in Australia,
so the weather here is great.
I want to really experience it.
But do you have anything where I can clean my glasses?
No, it's wrong person ass.
Yes, halfway.
I can show you if you want to walk with me more together,
and I'll show you.
It was more like a solo walk.
Just like for me, my mental health wasn't the best.
So I just feel like I need to take this time
to just think about life a lot.
So Russ, no cameras, so it would just be you two.
Oh, OK.
So not on stream.
No, no.
I'm going to go on stream just because I can't wait.
So I might switch contract. I have to go on stream. I can't leave the camera for a certain amount of time
Well, yeah, I'm gonna bring the camera me when I go and I'll meet you there at the bakery
We'll drive and you guys go together because he knows the way to the bakery. Okay, cool. So
No, no you two go we'll drive
It's so I don't know if you notice around you, but we're local
So we just know where everything is. We don't know the address. Okay. I know how to get there
We just cool. So I'll just
Yeah, we're gonna leave Ross and was it neon yeah, so these two are gonna walk and we're all gonna drive and take all the equipment
There if that's all right with you
Do you want a muff? I'm good. Thank you. Yeah, I'm great. I'm great sound second thought my feet are hurting so I think
Yeah, I'm walking isn't the best that that I'm specialist massage course I did
Honestly, no just because when I get massage to get cramps
But they're hurting. Don't you know how to get ready for cramps?
Oh, for real? Okay, cool. Hello.
Shall I have anyone use help with cramps? Set them up.
Okay, well, yeah, just, yeah. Ross, you come around, and if you pop your feet up.
Uh, oh, okay.
Yep, pop your feet up. Even jump in the front seat, Rossy.
Yeah, and I'll just, I'll give you a footy.
I'll hold that.
A footy?
Foot job, we call them.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Dude!
I want a foot job from a man. You should've...
I give you that. All of my hands.
It's like a hand job on the foot job.
Yeah, keep moving over.
screw driver and then take your slippers off and just pop them up no you said
that's all yeah no they'll be all right though you can't walk anymore no no so
that's why we're just gonna take the car and drive yeah
Here.
Darcy.
Oh, Rossi, you just hop in the car.
Jump in.
Jump in, Rossi.
You say on that one, Sam.
Yep.
He gives the best foot massage.
Hell yeah.
The last thing I want is you getting at least
cut off your feet of sore.
So I'll skip, sit there, and I'll just pee ass.
OK.
Three best friends.
Hell yeah.
Best friends.
So you don't want to.
No, no, I'm good.
I'm great.
I thought that was sore.
No, no, well, they are sore, but the more I think
better it's getting down great I'm sorry I'm sorry thank you any how do I wash
these glasses yeah Rossy if you change your mind we can give you a foot job
okay I appreciate that you might fuck up the car no just cuz it's just not
No, these cars are built from lots of people.
Lots of people. Just men on men.
Just a lot of men on men.
They could probably drive. Just men playing with men.
If you can pull out Dan, Dan could drive us back off the beach.
Can you see any of that glasses?
Um...
No, not really
Jump scare are you fucking serious rock man? So you're watching yourself on the TVs now. Yeah. Yeah, it's like Facebook
Oh, no, it's Twitch Facebook. So Twitch Twitch. It's like Jeff Bezos shit
There's also you deliver shit to my house all the time. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes. It's like
Do you want to drive? I can drive
Thank you so much, bro. Oh, that's a lot better. Okay. Wait, what? He's driving. You just drink like six beers, bro
How the fuck do you know what that is in Australia?
What do you mean?
Yeah, we're good.
That's how I know America.
You know I'm Jeff from the South.
Do you want a foot job?
No, I'm great, brother.
I can give you a hand job with my hands on your feet.
That's what we call them.
Oh, a hand job?
Okay, I get a reason.
So I'll give you a foot job and use my hands.
I have COVID.
You got COVID?
Yeah.
I got COVID too.
Yeah.
And I got COVID.
And I've been jammed up, so I don't need...
Yeah?
I'll do a real Rossi. Do you want to pass me?
You want to pass me that seat belt?
Yeah, I'll get the buckle if you just want to go to wear a seat belt safety first. I
Don't really wear see yeah, I'll pull this aside. It's just down here. Is it where is it?
My glass stuff I can't see I got them
All right, okay
Okay
Do you want me to all right so a thing about American culture is we don't have other men's
We don't put other men's mouth close to our dicks
Sorry, what?
Excuse me. What you've got the wrong message. Oh, I'm so sorry. Sorry
I know I'm sorry whose mouth with me you did no, no, I maybe it's just my brain. Sorry to talk fried my shit
No, my brain is just fried all the brain wrong. I don't know if you get the wrong message
I'm sorry
I know you're trying to hit on me. No, I was not bro. Don't come on dude. I'm a I'm as straight as a pencil
uh
The big to get far
She really
You're standing on one side right okay, so we need some weight balance
You want me to
It's a little dark in here
Can you put the exposure just a little
These are the cameras that go this way
That looks like that Diddy documentary
That's what I was aiming for
Oh my
We could sit one more in here
You can get in here mate
Just squeeze across a bit
Yeah, yeah, yeah, lots of room, brother.
If you want, you can just sit on my lap.
Oh, that's the room.
Yeah, Rossi, sit on the table.
I can sit in the middle.
You can sit on my lap.
No, no, no.
I think we're good like this.
Perfect.
Lots of room.
All right, you guys ready?
Yeah, it's a bit hard.
Oh, oh, oh, my god.
Oh, my god, I think, um.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're comfortable.
Don't say my name.
Don't stretch.
Don't say my name.
Don't stretch.
That's what you call your name.
Don't close your eyes and say my name.
Don't, don't.
Let's, can we leave, where's the driver?
Don't stress, but I think my Johnson has flipped
to the other side and it's pressing against your thigh.
Oh you're full?
Yeah.
It's right here, it's down here.
It's pressing and that's a sensitive bit.
It really is.
The tip is a sensitive bit and it's hitting the side
of your, I don't know what it's hitting.
It might be your elbow.
I'm just going to act like it's not fair.
Let's go, let's go.
Cromads!
I'm like suffocating in here, dude.
It's definitely bad.
You're comfortable.
Yo, fat ass.
Can you call a fucking, can you call him?
Okay.
That's the lawn.
That's my friend.
I'm fat as well, I'm not fat too.
But I'll never call you fat.
You can call me fat.
No, I'll never do that.
Okay.
You're not looking at me like that.
I'm comfortable.
It's like cushion. Just a little bit of a crash with fun.
It's a bit tight in here, isn't it?
It is.
It's a bit crazy, man.
Yeah, you hop up, Rusty.
All right, so, OK, I'm going to hit one.
You know, when I said I wanted this to be, like,
the Diddy documentary, meaning, like, the, I mean,
that's the, it makes great music.
No, no, so I was talking about, like, the camera quality.
I told my chat at the beginning,
I was like, I want this to look like the Diddy documentary.
Um, this is not what I was talking about.
I haven't watched it. I just thought it was,
It was 4k the show.
Crap, can you move my arms?
I've got to be like, can you call?
OK, I'll get your arm.
No, no, no, I'm good.
Can you call him to come take us?
Rossi, hop up.
Oh, that's good.
That's so much comfort, yeah.
I feel more and more free.
Rossi's used to sitting on laps.
Yeah, I'll hold your beard.
Can we leave?
We can leave.
Let's go.
Yeah, let's get out of here.
Do you love me right there?
Yeah, no, yeah, yeah.
I really got to use the restroom.
Oh my god.
All right, is there, OK, all right.
The what?
What's the restroom?
I got to take a piss.
Darcy, take the bumpy route.
Take the bumpy route, let's go up and down.
Rossi likes up and down.
Show me how to come to life.
Now, do we have everyone in the car?
I'm great.
What's it called?
What's the thing that, what's all the time you have your phone
switching at?
What is that?
It's Twitch, the live chat.
It's the live chat.
Someone said don't be scared. I'm not scared. Can you move your arm from my knee?
Where else am I gonna put it?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think
Where why are we oh wait wait have you heard of you know jellyfish things?
Show them what we have for jellyfish things
I think we'll throw up
I lost your butt plug dude alright go get another one no it's a ring you have a
Bony ass man, all right it hurts.
No, oh my god, I can't, get me out of this car!
What the fuck is this, piss!
Why is it hot?
Yo, boyo, yo, yo, yo, why is this?
Oh my god, that's fucking disgusting.
I'm gonna drink that too.
Do you know why?
So when you get stung by, oh, we're leaving.
You're leaving, I think.
When you get stung by a jellyfish,
you gotta put a piece on it
so we have to piss in the bottle if you got stung.
I've got like five in my car,
just bottles that I've had from like the last few months of just pissing in it is my phone
very very good right? Do you have a vo- yo bro, please tell me that's your phone. What the
fuck is vibrating on my leg bro? My phone's in my right pocket. All my mother's life
something's vibrating on me right now. What the hell is that? Never swear on your mother's
life. Alright, let's go, you guys ready? No. I've never been more ready in my life.
We can say you can do that.
I'm comfortable.
Iggy, Iggy, Iggy, there she is.
Let's go.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
We are having the time of dialogues.
You want to take my sunglasses for a reason and fall off while I'm on the side here?
Oh, you're on the side?
You're jumping on the side?
Do you want to jump in? I can hop on the side.
No, that's all right.
I need to dry off from the...
Oh, that's smart.
Yeah, we're keeping Neon in here because he's feet hurt.
Am I already 10?
Hey.
Am I 10?
Am I just Indian?
I mean, you're kind of cheating, but yeah.
But you're Indian?
Yeah.
I love Indian food.
For real?
Yeah, I love Indian food.
You know, what the fuck?
I like Indian food.
Thank you.
You know, I ordered...
Corners?
What?
Corners.
Yeah.
You know, I ordered Indian food right when I got here.
It was great.
Yeah?
It was great.
Is it Biryani?
Yes, that's what I ordered.
Slaps.
Hell yeah.
you've never you've never seen this month before have you
I know she's wearing it. Do you like it?
I think it's you know a nice little hat. But you're not the biggest fan of
months are you? Honestly the one that I had was
Buffy! Do a Buffy! Let's try it out there Rossi. Thank you
You hold on to it
you're passing it. You really can't be in that
I think I'll be alright.
Let me put my arm around you.
Just us.
Us in the open beach.
Four young lads.
Just a bunch of them.
No, I'm just surfing, but I'm surfing on the car.
Just a bunch of them.
Oh, bumpy, bumpy, bumpy, bumpy.
Rossy likey.
You like dig too?
Me? No, no, no.
up in my place.
They're the same back home.
When the cops start knocking, Rossy starts flocking.
I get out of there.
OK.
That makes sense.
That Diddy documentary, we should watch it later.
So why'd you ask me who Diddy is?
What?
Why'd you ask me who Diddy was?
I just didn't know if he reached Australia.
some of the best music's come from that man
how old is he? how do you know him?
uh...
you know just from twitter and shit
from twitter? yeah
oh that's cool
is this normal in australia?
what? blokes playing around with each other in the car?
yeah
yeah just fucking around, just us
just us
bumpy roads
Now see, do you want to go to the scenic world?
I can only go to the office today, right?
That's where it's really bumpy.
Chat!
I know there's our strands in here. Is this normal?
This is normal for nights to be nights.
What?
I'm not sorry about chat.
Iggy, I mean this is normal Iggy?
Yeah, we all grew up around here. It's normal.
Iggy.
This is normal.
Yeah, this is normal.
But honestly, yes.
We don't have to guess you guys are American.
No, I'm talking about like five men being scrunched up in them and sitting on each other. Yeah, just up and down
sitting on each other
Rossi loves it. How are you talking about yourself a third person?
Rossi always talks about himself in third person because sometimes it feels like a movie. I
I think I'll um my neck hurts a little bit from that.
That's it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You have to take you to the Albat next to you.
What's the Albat?
I don't know.
My Albat.
Go to the Kimberleys.
Kimberleys?
Sounds like a hotel.
Yeah, that's where I'm from.
Okay.
I'm sure you're my family home.
Oh, no, um, yeah, um.
I'll tell you, I might bring you to a bar to serve, just because you and
I are in the spare room.
Neon, are you doing this video tomorrow as well?
Oh, no, I'm leaving tomorrow.
You said you're going to Perth, how come we'd be off?
Oh.
Why don't we go drive?
Yeah, this is far, like, we can go.
I think, honestly, I've had a good experience in Australia.
I just have my dogs waiting for me at home.
Oh.
Good dog.
Yeah.
Is that fetish, your neck better off?
Yeah, I'm not, like, no weird shit.
You give good massages.
Oh, like, I should have never said that.
They call Rossie the masseuse.
What's the chat saying?
I'm coming to Perthland.
What do you say? You say chat.
Yeah.
Chat, should I come to Perth with Neon? Just him and I?
Him and I?
I think my parents have gone away on holiday too while we get there.
Okay.
Say don't have to pay for flights.
Don't have to pay for flights? Accommodation? Just be you and me.
What day do you go to Perth?
Yes, it's saying yes.
Hey, just saying yes like one or two knows
Shit
Everyone saying yes bring Rossi to Perth. Well, there's people who've spoken down
Well, you know, I used to let the Chad dictate my life
Now I'm a dictator so given so much to you and your whole career in that so you should you should give back to them and do what they say
I feel something vibrating again.
Oh, oh, oh, it's right there.
I think it's someone's phone, but it doesn't feel like that.
We're going to try custard tart together.
And then eclair.
And eclair's got cream in it, and when you bite on it, it just fucking comes out.
comes out. At a at a clunge fire. Clunge fire? You better give Iggy's month back. Yeah, I'm gonna give him back to her once we get back. Damn, we missed the new beach. Yeah, fucking look at them. Four Dingo's. Oh, no more whole Dingo's. What the hell? That one there about little Jack Russell there, that's a Jack Russell thing. That's a baby, that's a baby Digger. Is it? Yep, yep, absolutely, an air station. Wow.
shockbait right now those kids
what's the TV saying?
there's family illuminati triangles
let me see
because I think I saw my solo
oh that's gonna be something
okay
what's up man?
you're so loved in this car
and you're so loved out there
I appreciate it man
I'd do anything for you now
Fuck!
Hey, uh, Iggy, hold on real fast and slide down.
Do you want me to go up there now?
Yeah.
Alright, I'm gonna go slide up.
Do you normally put Iggy outside the car when you're in a car full of blokes?
Um, I've never experienced this in my life.
Oh shit, you're a natural.
Oh my god.
Oh!
Fuck!
Or else you like it.
We should try and catch a snake today.
Hell yeah, I hope you're all, I wish you all the best of luck with that.
What are you planning a past trip soon?
Me?
I'm going back to the Nel.
He's staying at my house with my family.
Uh huh?
He's staying back at my house with my family.
If my mom didn't go away like two days in and that would just be you and me.
Yeah, I thought some fans would.
Yeah.
So we're going to deal with it.
I'm not gonna lie, a lot of us surely can't get to deal with the things.
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm known around here, I'm known around here.
Rossi has a name around here.
I don't get it.
Yeah, yeah.
Victim?
Yeah.
Sorry, I got the wrong answer.
My cousin.
Okay.
How do I get this off?
Hey, let me get it.
Oh!
Oh my god. Oh, yeah, hold me. I'll be nail. I'm gonna fall. Hold me down
Yeah, I'm gonna help you rip that one out. Okay, let's sit. Okay. There it goes. Oh, that was easy. Yeah, I think I was looking at the wrong thing
I'm stuck. I can't really you're gonna have to
I'm gonna push
Thank you, I'm good, I'm good
Oh, I got a cramp, oh my god, oh!
Oh, cramp, I love cramp
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Get the fuck off me!
Yeah, yeah, we'll rub it out, we'll rub it out
Ah! I should have a cramp
Oh!
Oh, I was right, I was right
It's always nice
Lay back, lay back, lay back
What does he do his work?
Oh my god
Oh, I got a cramp
It's okay
Fuck
It's okay
Don't kill him Rossi.
Fuck.
OK, look at me in the eye.
Look at me, it's going to be OK.
Oh, fuck, right here.
Oh, wait.
Oh, my god, let go of me.
What?
It's, I just think it's so soft.
By the way, let him rub it out.
Don't kill him, Rossi.
Oh.
Ah.
Yeah, shake it, shake it.
Fuck.
Just pray.
Pray.
Oh, why does it hurt so bad?
Oh.
I'll goodbye dude
No I'm specializing cramps
Okay, all right, it's gone it's gone. Yeah
What?
Okay, can I buy my slides?
Thank you, but oh my god
I actually got a fucking cramp, but
Yeah, of course mate
Hell yeah, yeah, sure, for sure, nice to meet you man, yeah man, of course, yes sir,
yeah group a group photo let's do it all right
yeah everyone here looks the same yeah
hell yeah all right have a great day guys
all right let's do it man
all right let's get out of here oh no that's fine where did he go oh my god that was the
worst car in my life where is he oh my bad she's getting her makeup done that's it
I got I'm a victim brother. I don't know what I just experienced
Holy shit. I need a pee
Shad this dog shirley in a way to piss
What do you say?
Well, I've got the brush in case you're in your brush down
We jump in the van. Oh sure. Yeah, if you need to thank you. Yeah, how do I brush myself?
Oh nice
Can I do my feet?
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
Uh...
You want me to do it?
Like, I mean, when you're getting in, I just brush your feet and then you...
Okay, nice.
Okay.
You know, make a...
A little less mess for later on.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Thank you.
Did you enjoy everything?
Yeah, it was great.
That's good.
It was great.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for having me.
Thank you.
All right.
Cha...
I'm not trying to be weird, but...
Is this whole country suss?
Is that the role of God?
Yeah! My guy!
Yeah sir, thank you!
Is this whole country suss?
Is this an Australian thing?
Like, I'm confused.
The driver is like 60. He's not trolling.
He's dead ass.
I think this is like...
I don't know what it is.
I don't know if it's the King's.
I don't know what the fuck is happening,
but I've never experienced a shit like this in my life.
No, they're just comfortable. Just exit. She's calling me.
Yo!
My mom just called. She said you can stay at ours as long as you want.
Okay, cool, cool. I'll make sure to just connect us to Krabaz, make a group chat and we'll make it happen.
Yeah, you got Facebook?
I don't use Facebook.
Oh, what about, have you got, what's, Grindel?
No.
But Krabaz, get his number and then we'll lock it in. We'll make it happen for sure.
All right, brother. We'll make that happen for sure. 100%. My God.
We're going to be having, we've got bakery together.
Yeah, you need a carbon haircut?
Huh? No, no, no, I think I need to get a ride from my guy over here. I'll see you there though. Have a safe drive.
I'll see you soon.
Yes, sir.
What the fuck is happening?
What the actual fuck is happening? I can't. I'm in a fucking fever dream.
Hang on.
Yo!
Where's Skye Bree?
What?
Where's Skye?
Where's Skye Bree?
Yeah.
at home probably fingering yourself right now I don't know sorry I'm so sorry oh
my god what how do you okay thank you all right brother
well thank god he was 18 holy fuck all right that would have been bad that
would have been very very bad that would have been what perfect he may have
Okay, so follow um okay. I'll go back to
Follow that car right there. We're gonna go in that one. You're in that one
Yeah, where are cool. Do you have a space box? I think we're I think we're packed. We're packed up, but I was I
I'll see the big I can feel you I could feel your beard on my face. All right
Okay, all right. That's it right there. Yeah, my guys my guy. Love. Love. Thank you. Thank you, man
Is this an Australian?
She said it was an Australian.
Huh?
Oh, is it?
Quick question.
Is this like an Australian thing?
No, no, there's these people.
OK.
From Sydney.
Oh, OK.
So it's not normal?
No, it's the same.
Are you sure?
Because the driver is even.
This is the airplane machine.
I think that's just really weird.
That guy's just weird?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's your here's your hat okay you have a mic sir what's the other mic okay
what's up guys you're gonna wheelie on street fuck it yeah
It's on?
Yeah, we're not going to make it in the wind like that now.
Alright, let's see it.
Be careful!
Oh, okay, nice.
Hell yeah!
Good job, man!
Alright.
I don't know what else.
Let's go!
Go, you!
Alright.
Yeah, the top of the front.
Stay, you, sitcom.
You sitcom!
No, go, you!
You!
I've been trying to teach him that.
You gotta teach me that like the first time you've been here, I just can't get it.
When he does it.
Wait, where's the, where's the, um, Starling?
Right there. On the minivan.
On the minivan?
Yeah.
Okay, so let's just stay close to that.
Yeah?
So we're gonna go...
Can we just go talk to them about where we're going?
Cause they don't have a mic on?
About where we're gonna go eat the pies.
Okay.
Are y'all good, Sharon? Are y'all good?
We have like a few minutes to maybe be able to eat the pies without us getting snacked
by a thousand kids.
They all know what the coastlines look like and everyone knows what every beach is just
from looking at it.
But they're innocent kids.
Yeah, no, they're cool.
They're cool.
It's fine.
It's all good with me.
Can we get a little brighter?
I'm on the line.
I feel like, damn, we've only been shooting for three hours and I've experienced a lot.
We picked shit from the, what is it called?
Pideys.
What about pideys?
You rode on the back of the car.
So you went swimming.
You've done some very Australian things so far.
All that's missing is that you have to touch the koala.
That will happen eventually.
Yeah.
Next year.
Yeah.
What are your new year's resolutions?
I want to go in like a rec tennis tournament because I've been playing every day for the
last three months and now I'm playing every day so I want to get good enough to just
do like some local tournaments and win some.
But I have like some more work to do.
Does Serena Williams still play now, right?
She's, well, what I'm talking about is just like
recreational, it's not like the same.
I'm trying to beat like Jennifer down the street.
Oh.
I love you.
I love you too, man.
Ah, what great cunts.
Sick cunts.
What sick cunts.
Yeah.
Damn, I'm excited as being this cunt.
I'm here, you know, I'm in Australia until the 4th.
Cause I'm already here, so I just played a bunch of shit
like UFC fighters and stuff out here.
Oh, that's awesome.
I'm here to the 4th too, but I'm going back
to where my mom lives.
Oh, your parents?
Yeah.
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
Are you gonna make it brighter, bro?
Or turn this light on?
So hopefully there'll be enough flavors of pies
because usually all the good flavors of pies
are gone by like 11, 30.
Oh.
Shit.
We'll see what we get.
But if there's not a large selection,
because they're all gone by now,
then we can always get some more on Sydney
and try different stuff.
But hopefully they've still got a lot of stuff left.
And then I think we're going to try to go to somewhere
a little bit more quieter to try to maybe taste us
and if we can get a bunch.
And then we'll see if maybe Talos might have,
if there's any sharks going crazy down there,
eating all the baitfish.
Really bro? Australia pies are ass?
What?
At least someone from New Zealand would try to-
Oh my god! It says New Zealand in his name!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cause they're from New Zealand!
It's the whole thing!
It's from New Zealand!
Okay, brother! Okay!
And straight away I knew where you were from.
And to be fair, New Zealand, you have great fucking pies.
What's Tim Tams?
Please. Tim Tams or a biscuit?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, what?
We're getting you, I'll save you a sausage roll.
Okay, I don't eat pork. That's okay. I'll get you I'll get you I'll get you a meat one. Okay. It's me. It's thank you, bro
They're nice, they're fucking delicious. Okay, cool. I'm just maybe in a class. Yes with the cream in it with cream
It gets all over your face. It's the best thing
You're gonna leave the star link over there cool. I hope you don't like we have see fires you mean go see
Damn. Last New Year's I did nothing. I didn't do shit.
Well this is gonna be fun. And I got really good chocolate if you want it.
You're not gonna melt and then you're gonna re-
Nope, it's brand new. I literally bought the chocolate two days before I got in the plane.
It's brand new. Fresh chocolate and it's a different brand.
Are we gonna be able to see the fireworks from the dot?
Yep, yep, we're gonna be right in the middle of it. Literally right in the middle of the boat.
The boats are too far away, right?
Yeah, so many, but I'm going on my boat, the boat that I have.
Yeah.
I'm gonna have been on that boat from five o'clock in the afternoon because they have like a projection show for like on the harbor bridge
and then they have like projections and light show and then they have fireworks at nine o'clock for like Stanley fireworks for the little kids.
So I'm going to have been on that boat from the afternoon so my son can see it and then
with my family and then they're getting off the boat on a smaller boat to go to sleep
because my son's not staying awake till midnight.
He goes to sleep at like 7.30, 8 o'clock, so there will be a stretch for him to...
He'll stay up to the fireworks, but when you get on the boat,
my family will have left the boat, but my point is Will had forgotten a really good spot in the harbour
because we will have been docked in that harbour all day. We're not like trying to come into a
traffic jam of yachts if that makes sense. So yeah we'll have great. And also the harbour
has all these like, I guess they're like, is it plantains? Is that what it's called? Where they're
like floating? Like little docks? Well it's not just the bridge that has the fireworks,
it's my point. They're all through the harbour at different points. So they're kind of like
all will be just everywhere everywhere yeah it'll be it'll be really cool go to
surfers man what is it he means like stuff is paradise I heard a name like
Caroline stuff I wonder if there's any is my name Australian's watching right now
I feel like I saw you think that you need to be 16 plus to social media that's
insane they seem to be finding a pretty easy way around now oh yeah oh they
Yes, yes, no way. What's up guys? I
Hope you guys welcome me in your country. I think we're very proud of you. You did good today
You didn't pussy out. You honestly you're just a good like motivator when in are you not happy to have that experience?
I'm happy for you to have that experience. I think you did awesome
Once you fell off once or twice and realized that you can just touch the ground and get right back up
Yeah, I felt way more safe. It does look scary because the waves just keep coming and coming and coming
But and it looks like all it must be so deep when you're actually out there
It's like it does take a lot of energy because of the tide. Yeah
Pulling you but like it's not
It's not deep from the ballina ballina ballina
Balliners in the opposite direction of where we're going right now guys because we're going in
Then north direction
Now there's a button. Damn! What is over here?
That's the tea tree lake stay. There's trees turning colour that water.
It's really good for your skin.
Yeah.
Imagine bathing in tea tree water like...
It's got to be a way to do that.
...like tea tree oil.
That is that.
That's on that one way. Come under the main road.
Yep.
Oh, see that?
Yeah, I just got a leg with the blaze. Get up, man.
Seriously, you have to wear seat belts in this country.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's... okay. Interesting.
Cool.
Are there a lot of cops?
The holidays it's probably double demerit points right now. I feel safe here like I feel like I can leave like
It's the number two safest country you can leave a Birken only was it Switzerland beat us or somewhere who beat us
We were number two. We got right by the time. It's out there. It's up there, but we're safer than them
It was Switzerland. I think that beat us
That's popping away
He was bumping away in front of us again.
He's like, I gotta get out of here.
I don't know, Chad.
If y'all ever have some free time
and you want to go travel somewhere, come to Australia.
Because I thought, bump it!
Pump the wheelie!
Hey!
New Zealand?
New Zealand's cool, too, especially
for some extreme sports and stuff.
I know, that's a cool stuff.
Tell you this, they stopped me at the airport.
Oh, they stopped everyone in there?
No, no, like they put me in a room,
they said it's level three security.
Yeah, they took my passport,
sort of asked me all these questions,
then like different officers kept coming in, it was crazy.
What were they asking you about?
Why are you here, how long are you here for,
what I packed with me, all the shit.
I think they thought, I don't know.
Maybe they thought you were working
and didn't have a work permit.
Mm.
It's probably that.
Because they probably know that you're a streamer
and maybe they thought you're getting paid money
to be here or something.
Seriously, oh shit.
probably that's usually, they're very like psycho
about making sure people aren't secretly working
and earning money here and you are friends
and then coming here to stream
and then probably we're trying to catch you out
and say if you-
Well, how many chats have come to all these different cities?
Okay, I don't have enough time.
But we're going back where we'll-
Yeah, we're going to Sydney, but we're going,
I think it's like the beginning of March around,
What's that music festival?
Rolling Loud.
He's gonna come because I'm having a huge party at Luna Park.
I'm renting out all Luna Park since I had to move it.
And like maybe chat can give good suggestions or Australia in general can give some good
suggestions.
Maybe you might want to go to some other places and check other stuff out too.
Yeah, chat.
She rented out a hall.
That's fucking crazy.
You know what?
You know what? Well, I don't know if you want to say it, but that's expensive. Fuck.
You want to say the price or no?
You can say the price.
Well, I don't know. It's like, I remember the ballpark. What was it around like?
The base price is $220,000, but then I have add-ons of stuff that we wanted. So I think
for renting it and for having it all going and staffed, it's probably like 300 grand,
but then it's probably costing me more than that because that doesn't include all the games.
This is where switching out to our merchandise and stuff,
so you got to make all of that stuff and everything.
So it ends up being a couple hundred grand more than that.
But like, you know, it's something that I try to do once a year.
And obviously for this year, it didn't work out
because of everything that's happened in Sydney.
I think it wouldn't be appropriate to like,
have some big celebration like that,
but we're going to do it in March, March 8th at Luna Park.
And it's going to be six.
So, I'm like, I just think it's cool to do once a year
and have something to look forward to like that.
Question on it.
I don't want to talk too much,
but did you make more money after doing music
or during your music career?
Because I don't know if I can talk about your music, but.
No, no, no, it's not that I don't like talking about it.
It's just, I feel like it's,
I'm like from two eras of music, if that makes sense.
because when I first started and had like mainstream success,
people were still buying physical records.
I was still going to like best buy
and you would still, people would buy the CD from them
and you'd sit there and like sign it on the weekday
that you know, it came out and like physical sales
at the time that like I came out
and had a mainstream hit was say like fancy.
Fancy was still doing like easy 50, 60,000
in just physical sales not including
you know what I mentioned?
when I met you I didn't know that was your song
I had no fucking idea
I don't know
but yeah like it changing from
I don't know, I don't know
wait what happened?
the star ring was popped out
it wasn't brought out
it popped up the roof
sure
yeah let's just pull and make sure
don't want to fucking fall
let me hold the camera
wait what's this?
How do you hold this thing all day?
It's heavy as fuck.
Oh, fuck.
But yeah, like it's different, because then it's switched
halfway through my career to everyone.
There being no physical sales.
Yeah.
Just being online.
Online, like streaming really.
Not even iTunes anymore.
Well, yeah, but it's going to be.
It's going to be.
It's just different.
But my point is like once it changed from that to that, it's like it changes to more like you've got a tour more
To make the money and the thing for me is like I don't like touring constantly touring
What was the hardest part about touring?
The monotony honestly like the mental monotony because when you're on stage every night
That's the fun part that all the other parts of the day aren't fun because you do the same thing every day after you get
off stage you
shower in a basketball arena
Even fucking Drake's doing that half the time in Europe. He's got pictures of it on his fucking Instagram, you know
Like it doesn't matter. That's how it is and then you get on a bus and people like well private plane
It's like well, they have hours of when they're allowed to take off late at night
So you mostly can't do that and so you end up on a bus
You know you do that you get on a bus and then you wake up in a different basketball arena and you
Have the same catering
same thing. The last two tours I did, yeah, because I was doing, I was doing
co-tour. I did a co-tour with Pitbull and then it sold out every show so we did
it again the next year and those are the last two tours that I did which I had a
lot of fun but it's just the monotony like doing that 20 times is fun but
doing that 97 times is very monotonous and I think it just mentally you
get like everybody the dancers the tech crew like everyone goes through the
same emotions, not just the performer that people are paying to necessarily see.
And I think that you're doing day in, day out like that, that's monotonous.
I think your brain just can get a bit depressed with it.
And I think that I just, yeah, I'm not interested in touring.
So for me, I would always make more money now than what I would have made then.
I'd say I make equal or more now, probably closer to more.
But I do a lot less because I'm not having to work so constantly for it.
I do work hard but it's like conceptual and emailing, having Zoom meetings.
I'm not having to physically be on the road to make that money and have more time.
I can play tennis every single day.
I would never be able to like do something like that then.
So for me it's just like, it's not when people like, oh come back, like make music
You don't have the tour. It's like well, I won't make any money then so why the fuck would I do that?
That's what the money is for artists, right? Yeah, and I don't want to do touring
I'm just not interested in doing that because it's not and I have a son and he's
About to be sick soon and he has his own friends and he wants to do something about the school
It's my responsibility to be there. I'm not gonna take him and shove him in the back of a bus and stuff
And I'm also not gonna leave him so
It just doesn't, it's not something that I'm like,
desiring, if that makes sense.
Does he watch streams?
No, he doesn't, he doesn't watch YouTube,
he doesn't have YouTube.
When he does start watching streams,
can you tell him to watch mine?
Sure, sure.
He does say, when will he be allowed
to have those things?
I'm like, when you're like, maybe 13th.
You have the block on his, uh...
iPad? Yeah.
He's like, pretty policed on his iPads.
Exactly.
He likes some sports. He loves to play sports.
Sydney's the best for New Year's? I've heard.
It is.
I've heard.
We will find out.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah, we will find out.
But should we eat the special chocolate?
That is the question.
Should we? Yes or no?
Should we eat the special chocolate?
I just don't want to start tweaking out.
I think eating the special chocolate and watching fireworks
though may be very visually amazing.
Yeah, it's gonna have been an experience.
That would probably be the only time that it was bad.
We're all saying yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay, we gotta eat the chocolate.
Maybe just a little.
I'll do whatever you do.
Medium level, medium level.
Medium, yeah, yeah.
No, it looks, didn't they cancel the fireworks?
No, egos.
There's so much people in the chat line,
I don't know shit, you're not even sharing it.
They didn't cancel the fireworks.
Fucking hell.
No, they haven't canceled the fireworks.
They, we do some celebration
in a big music festival at Bondi Beach
usually on New Years,
and so that's what was canceled,
Obviously like to be respectful and that would be very weird to be like having a party in that place at this time
Yeah, to what's happened that Sydney fireworks are absolutely still on and we will be there
What do you think's the best thing about Australian movie?
I think the best thing about Australian women is that they're all really like down to earth and just willing to like give
Stuff a go. I don't think
All the girls that I I've never met it many very many
It's unlikely that maybe because I'm from a more like rural place too.
Like I just feel like there's a toughness about Australian girls.
I'm like a willingness to just like try shit, have fun, and I'll be too like
proceed about stuff and be very down to earth and friendly.
That's the best thing about it, I think.
Chad, we're going to see.
What do you shall say?
One of the clubs.
Oh, yeah.
Can you please, please throw me some lobs.
You know, I'll throw you the lobs.
Throw me some lobs in the club.
I will throw you the lobs.
I'll throw you the lobs.
I'm finding my wife in Australia, okay. Yeah, I hope I want to wake up to the accent every morning
Surface Paradise is like Miami. I've heard gold coast is like Miami. I don't think either of them really are like Miami because I live in Miami
Yeah, and
Surfers is not far away like my mom lives in Kingscliff now
So I can probably give you a pretty good opinion about that
Gold Coast is I guess they're saying that because it's like the beach and then it's like a built-up area
that has some like high-rise apartments and stuff like that and that it's like
the most city and beach together but if you've really experienced Miami you
wouldn't be comparing it to the goalpost to be honest with you. And that's not to
say one's better than the other either they're just very different places but
yeah they do have some city elements with the beach for sure that's true
There's lots of nice beaches up at King's Park.
I'm going somewhere with my son tomorrow.
I'm taking him somewhere cool.
But I can't say on the stream.
But it'll be really awesome.
That's awesome.
Are all the roads like this?
Yeah.
That's the highway?
This is like a back way to get in that we could have taken the M1 as the highway that we came in on but that would take longer than going...
But this used to be the main way for ages. There wasn't really...
It's not the main way but pretty much everywhere else.
Yeah, there's no reason you'd take the M1 to get around from here to there. This makes more of my sense.
My phone's fucked.
The water's draining.
I don't know what it is.
It's the water and the sun.
It's the UV.
I think I'm gonna get to eat some pie over here.
You'll be good.
Hopefully they've got lots of fond flavours left at this time of day.
Is it a famous bakery?
Or is it just a random one?
There's just a bunch of good ones.
They're all good.
It's just at this time of day,
They start baking at like 4 a.m. and you can start buying pies and bread
whatever from the most bakeries from like 6 to 6.30 a.m.
so the time is like 2.30 a.m.
There's not going to be that many options of pies
because everybody picks the best flavors.
But it is a Sunday so there might not be that many.
They might have a bit of better luck but we'll see.
We'll try our luck. We'll try our luck.
Is the church big out here? Do you want a church?
Not here.
Maybe the city, but not here.
Seriously.
I don't know a single person growing up at one.
Then,
I'm fucking,
this community fucking thing, taking gas from my sister's name to Emeril Abbot.
Wait, so what, I've always wanted to know about that.
How does that, how do crystals work?
How do they work?
What's like the, the meanings behind it?
They all have different meanings, like amethyst is supposed to be, more like clarity is like
amethyst, like calming clarity, like seeing things clear, they all have different onyx
is onyx.
We should have taken him to the fucking Bangalore markets, man, he could have got his palm
red and bought some fucking crystals and shit.
Oh, they do palm readings out there?
Oh shit.
They do them in Byron too, but I don't know...
What's coming down there?
Yeah, but Byron Bay has been super gentrified, so it was mull...
A corporation went in and took all the authentic stuff about it and made it fake for some reason
and then made a fake version of something that already existed, and that's what Byron...
It's still about chum and it's still beautiful, but it's definitely like more I think it's just more polished now for tourists
I guess like to it used to be a bit more like I'd say like nimble is probably still pretty fucking out there
It's just a little bit more
Digestible I guess is what I'd say it's still beautiful like you go in there and be like what do you mean Iggy?
It's fucking gorgeous and it is it's just like what I'm saying comes from a jaded place because I grew up here
you
She told me a lot of crazy shit.
Did any of it happen?
Yeah.
Really?
It was so, oh my god.
It was so fucked.
It literally happened months later.
Oh wow.
Well hopefully she'll tell you that you're going to get rich and make a billion trillion
dollars.
That's what I always wanted.
Have you ever gone on one recently?
No, not recently.
I haven't done.
I got my aura picture taken from my birthday this year.
Have you ever done that?
No, what is that?
Aura photography.
It's where you sit in front of this special camera
and it takes a picture and it can photograph your aura
and it comes out like different colors
of kind of like a shadow around you
and then the colors mean different things.
So you can interpret, oh shoot, you wore like aura,
kind of like chakras, you know how those
are different colors?
Yeah.
Sort of like that a bit.
And yeah, you can get your aura picture taken and get it explained to you, kind of like
getting your palm read.
It's not like a prediction of the future, but it's sort of like where you're at inside
yourself or your energy, I guess.
And then you could go back and do it again like six months late.
They probably have aura photography environment, I'm sure.
There's no way they fucking will.
Yeah, we'll go to the Dacrius.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna go get a new one.
Weeeeeee!
Sorry, this is where we're going.
Alright, we're here, just wanna make sure that this is the best.
We're going.
Over there.
It's all over the place.
Well, in here is where we're going to get a pause.
Stop!
Oh, I don't want to say the name.
Bakery!
I think this serves...
The Starlink is three cores behind us right now.
The Starlink is?
Yeah, there's a black spot here, so the Starlink is the Starlink.
Okay, cool.
Let's go!
Do you have money though?
It's my bag's in the other car.
I have Apple Pay.
Is that one?
Yeah, probably.
It's not by the time we're done, I'm gonna pull off.
My card's in there.
Langster is all I know for a home seat.
Very good.
Now we're not good.
Now we go.
I
Was a man how y'all doing everyone has a bike here god. Yeah, of course late
Let's do it
Yo, sup, sup?
How you thought of me?
You don't know where you're going to be here?
Yeah.
How about that?
Yeah, of course.
The guy said you were going...
Did we meet y'all before?
No.
We just...
Yo, Australians look very similar.
Yeah.
Cool.
Let's take a picture.
Let's do it.
Let's get a picture on a straight.
Oh, a picture?
Alright, bet.
Alright, nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Oh my God.
Nice to meet you.
Oh my God.
Nice to meet you.
They want to try to, they're just, it's like a slang thing, misfit mind.
What does that mean?
It means like you're like out of your mind.
Out of your mind.
It's like what you did is crazy.
No, like you're crazy, like mad dog house telling you to misfit mind.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Let, let, and I'm just going to go up here in the bakery.
Alright, I'm coming, I'm not coming.
How are you guys doing?
Just so you guys know.
He doesn't know who Misfit Minds are.
So he doesn't fucking tell him.
I just told him Misfit Minds means you're a mad dog.
He's getting pranked all day.
He still fucking wins.
And he doesn't know who they are.
Yeah, they're right behind us.
But just pretend like you went to school.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shatter Jor.
Tudor.
Joel, you get to it.
Yes, sir.
All right.
Enjoy the steak.
Thank you, man.
Thank you.
Yeah, here we're filming.
Wait.
Is this where we go to Starling?
Just stay near by the service of the little club.
All righty.
Isn't it working?
Are we working?
Let me see it back there.
Yeah, we're good.
Let's just stay close.
All right.
Oh, my God.
It smells so good.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
All right. Oh my god. It smells so good. Oh, I'm so sorry
All right, that's what's the good stuff there's not how many ties up and there's lots of stuff
That we need to get at
Should I just write a bunch of stuff? Okay?
All right
Hello, can I please I'm gonna get so much stuff
Can I is that a hedgehog slice?
Can I get two chocolate cupcakes?
Yeah put them all in a tray thank you remind me like a few trays can I get two
chocolate cupcakes two hedgehog slices is that it for like a pistachio
Can I get one chocolate eclair, one pistachio eclair?
This strawberry tart.
Nice.
Alamington.
Oh I got both.
Wait a second.
That's cool.
Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
I'll get everything for you.
Don't worry.
I feel bad.
No, no.
No, it's good. I'm just going through the line.
Yeah, it'll be a surprise for you.
Can I get one of the passion fruit cakes?
Thank you.
And then a custard tart.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
No custard tart.
That's the service area.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I haven't seen that.
Custard tart of Australia?
No, we're good.
No chat.
What's up, mate?
I haven't seen. I need to see.
Should I get, what's that? Like apple? Apple? Yeah the baked one, what is that?
It's like a baked almond kind of cake.
Okay yeah, I'll get the apple one of that. Thank you.
Alright chat.
And then I'm gonna get a bunch of pies.
We are gonna try these pastries.
Oh wait, is that like a, what have you got there?
We've got that Australian pastry.
Right?
That's what we'll do right now.
And then a ton of...
Can I get two salt on the scrolls?
Thank you.
Yeah, I can take the bag.
Thank you.
I mean, get in the belly, guys.
I'm looking at the thighs.
You can be like, misfit mine.
I'm like, shut the fuck up, bitch.
I'm dirty.
I was like, I told him, misfit mine.
He's like a man down.
Like here, I'm just fit mine.
How's it looking?
What do you mean Sierra, I'm not done?
Four?
Yeah, I'm gonna get a one-touch and turn it down.
Between what?
I'm just getting a...
Between one and four?
Oh, so it's both?
Yeah, it's just one.
Yeah.
Yeah, so they weren't right about the all-show they're doing.
I'm just gonna get so many things to taste.
Fucking hell, mate.
But I'm a perfect trio.
I'm just gonna end the classic.
Is that the wrong...
That's the wrong...
Can I get two brekkie pies?
What?
Oh my god, scared the fuck out of me
And then can I get
Two of the regular mincemeat-
Oh, she's gonna get some stuff. Hell yeah
Let me know how it tastes
Oh pay, oh shit. Uh, Mia- yeah for sure. For sure for sure for sure
Shit, I feel bad. She says she doesn't have her card either
What do we have now, Sister?
We're good?
I don't need to tell me to pay, oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no, Spad.
Shit, shit.
Hello.
Can you pay for the, the, the, the, the, um, the, uh, the, thank you, bye.
Hey, uh, do you want me to go?
I
Just chat I feel like I think I was with like six rounds bro. Let me tell you why
The water is no joke bro for real. It's like no joke at all. The shit's like fucking draining action
It's a lot bro. It's a lot to handle. It's a lot to find
That's all right. It's all right. You want to see what's up to the stream pull up man
Question. All right, be honest. Did y'all stream tonight?
So our people so there's a lot of Australians tuning in right now. How do I say hi in Australian? What language is this?
Y'all speak any other languages?
Okay, well shit chat, what's up mate?
So, all right, what do I need to do here before I leave?
All right, I already did that. Yeah
No
Real
Shaggy's getting some pies
Is that it damn bro, it's all country
Oh, yes, please that water
Let me try some
All right, we're good to start off. Oh
Shit, I don't know being here makes me want to get a tattoo. I can't it's against my religion
Fuck man, I don't know. I feel like a different side of me coming out. Oh, that sounds crazy not like that
Shit so this is probably what the best coconut water in the world
That's good, that's some good shit isn't coconut water good for your nut
Chat be healthy, okay
Sausage? You know how bad pork is for you, bro?
Can I grab like one of the brown pepper bags just to put the some um...
He ate it? Thank you.
He ate it. How many do you want?
BRUH!
Yeah, sausage rolls are good.
Have a seat, bro. Have a seat, bro.
You're a 14-year-old atheist.
So you gotta pick one, brother.
It's like taking the big kick switch rumble party like that's perfect. Thank you
These are the warm pop eyes
It's all right, it's all right. I think rub them. Thank you
Yeah, I mean you still I guess so your parents don't have
Which way are you guys?
Yeah, going to the off-chatter.
Sorry, sorry.
This is Scott, are we still good here?
Alright, bet.
Wait, beat the air.
You're trying Aussie.
Fuck yeah, dude!
Oh, I thought you would never ask.
I'm starving, brother.
First, first, first Aussie beat pot.
Where are we?
chat we're trying to Aussie me pie we're in bonecoast
I don't know bruh
bruh I don't know bruh
I just got here
sub part
we're
yes sir oh of course the fat fuck got one too
I'm falling
fine
sorry
alright
can we get what you got me
here's some sauce for ya
ok
wait I can have some
yeah bro I got this for you
thank you so much brother
alright
you're like the guy that
they say not to worry about and then
you get cheated on
oh yeah
alright
All right, grab that.
Okay.
Bacon and cheese.
Bacon.
Just, oh.
Wait, only on the top, only on the top.
Brother, I can't have pork!
All right, it's not inside.
No, I can't, no, I can't, I can't.
Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
Now, we're gonna cruise down,
we're gonna go down to the next part
to eat the real food out there.
Okay, cool.
I'll go, I'll go.
Oh shit, we're deep over here.
Hi guys, how y'all doing?
Oh my God.
Rusty!
No, no, please no, please, please, in one.
It's okay, I appreciate the gesture.
So good one.
Good, good.
For sure.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you so much.
Well, it depends on what you're buying, but we'll do it.
OK.
Oh, that's a little hot.
What?
Wait, oh, we're going to go somewhere nearby?
OK, let's go.
Wait, you're going in a club?
Oh, no, I'm good.
Thank you, brother.
OK.
Oh, my God.
You can't do without a club.
Yeah, we need that.
Where's your fed-up?
OK, let's go.
All right.
Damn!
I'm like, we're in a random city, too.
What the hell, he called me a loser, what the hell, come on, bro.
We could be friends, brother, high five.
We could be friends.
Why'd you call me a loser, mate?
No, this is the people, without them we wouldn't be living, or I wouldn't have a job, that'd
be broke.
Oh, sorry.
Have a great day, mates.
Should we call Jell, you gonna take that from the tent, you're tired of him?
You talking y'all
Yo, we're chat. We're like a small town and I'm like like I'm sitting you last real motion. I'm okay. Call me. I show Neal
So corny. Oh my god spam dots
Spam dots, but let me see
We're good
Brothers that a chocolate no, it's taking
My brother
And Matt he's pulling me Adam McClellan
What's up, brother? How you doing?
Chilling, nice?
Yo, what's happening, brother?
I'm in fucking Australia.
What is so shiny and shiny?
It's amazing out here, bro.
So many people.
Hold up.
Yeah?
What did you say?
You've got to come out here.
It's a great, suck city.
Country, country, great country.
It's a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
I haven't gone out yet, so I don't know.
There you are.
he said uh... and he said they are way uh...
it's not good
that there's tons of beautiful girls
politely
okay i had a little piece
i don't know if you see it
alright so i got you some drink options that you can choose from them
well this is a classic
ginger beer
ginger beer it's not actual beer obviously
that's like a
classic one
And I got you an apple and black tonic golden circle juice pop up classic situation
So I'm gonna try giving me pork
And I got stopped by the security guard stopping
I don't know
Oh no, why are you doing that?
I don't know
Oh no, it broke off
Just go swap it, go tell them
Okay
That'll give you a noise, it's gonna pull tab on it
Just tell them
Brothers
Can you tell Mia to swap this real quick?
The pull tab broke off it
So we just need to swap it for one then you can pull it
Oh, you can?
All right, cool.
Thanks, Mike.
So what, do they just speak English here?
Yeah.
I feel like I'm in like a different world.
You are in a different world.
It's great.
Good world.
Mobile, mobile.
W.O. Australia, man.
W.O. Australia.
That is fucking Australia.
All right, where's the Starlink ad, bro?
Oh.
Why do we move it?
Call the security.
Where's the, you know where that Starlink's at?
Oh, no, we need it.
Can we bring it here?
Yeah.
Thank you so much. I'm gonna wait till it comes back and I'll try some ginger beer
Yeah, we gotta leave the styling here cuz without it we're cooked
Yeah
Yeah, I know going to you thought it sit down in like
How you doing brother?
Yeah, it's very man. Love this city our country
You came on holidays.
Yeah, holiday, for New Year's.
Good.
Thank you.
Are you on holidays or you're running?
Holidays.
This is not, I love my life so I wouldn't say I'm working, but.
OK, thank you.
Thank you.
Yes, sir.
Is that in my shirt?
I mean, Australians can be from anywhere, I guess.
How's it been right now?
It's so good.
This is when you're driving across.
OK, how far are we?
We're not gonna be doing like 110 or anything crazy like that now. We're just going on like street level
Okay, then
Oh, wow
That's good. It's good. Hell yeah, what'd you say?
Can check the backpack real quick. I thought I saw her walking to
KB yeah
She doesn't have very good survival skills
We just got a final one spot and sit
Yeah, that's what we're planning to do.
That's what we're planning to do with it.
What's up, man? How y'all doing?
He's trying a ginger beer for the first time.
It's good.
That's his first time.
It's good.
And then he's going to try an apple and black currant popper.
He's trying a popper.
Yeah, a popper. A juice popper.
I got him a meat pie.
Yeah, I got him a meat pie.
I got him a chicken morne and meat, a breakfast pie.
And they're all in the back
He's doing a whole taste test of the whole Suffolk bakery, man
I thought that's where we were no
Landed you land in this there's so many fucking cities. I thought we were in Gold Coast this whole time
Well, is that what you're saying? Yeah, I'm in Kingscliff. Okay, you but you were staying like what?
It's like our job. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're staying at the Gold Coast. Is that a good area to stay?
Yeah, it's good for tourists
I have a tourist.
You're a tourist?
Just be here.
Is everything good or not?
Perfect.
I don't care.
Let's do a cheeky little photo mate.
I'm sorry.
Thanks, Nailin.
I've heard someone use the word cheeky mean.
Just like a little cheeky like getting in like you know.
I've been cheeky to us.
Alright.
Let's do it man.
Oh shit I think your bike just broke.
Let's get a cheeky fit ok?
Hell yeah nice to meet you guys.
Thank you, thank you.
What's good bro?
Yeah sure dude.
What's up man?
Why are you shooting so nice?
I don't like this.
Read some more.
Some more anger.
Leon!
Yeah!
Hey!
You gotta show me your beard, your bun with a ginger beard.
I got a ginger beard.
You got a ginger beard.
We're going to Melbourne.
We're going to Sydney.
You're going to Sydney.
We're going to Sydney. Pull up.
They know me now.
Hell yeah.
so it's made
thank you so much
is it not working
what is atheists really mean?
i'm just rethinking about it
i think atheists by definition is that you don't believe in god
but hey man
i think i'm a little bit christian
maybe you're agnostic
so you believe that there's something greater in the universe
greater purpose or a higher power but you're not sure exactly which one or what happens
when we pass or what it is.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
You don't really know what it is or define it.
But I actually want to believe in like, Jesus.
Then that may be Christianity.
Christian?
If you want to believe in it.
But if you just believe generally in a higher power but you're like, I don't know really
which one.
There's Muslim, Christian, Buddhism, then you're agnostic.
You're like, there's something but I don't really know what.
Atheist is like, hit the dirt, black, dead, nothing, for sure nothing.
Thank you for that. I'm not Atheist. I believe.
I'm Gossip.
Oh, shh.
Oh, fuck, those bikes are getting hit.
Everyone's bikes are just falling, like, they're dropping like flies.
They really are.
What am I doing here?
He's taste-sifting biker, he sure.
What'd you say?
He did.
Yeah, yeah, she took me surfing.
I'm cool.
Hell yeah, he can't stand me.
Where are you from?
I'm from Houston, Texas.
I'm a culture boy.
What are you doing?
I'm surfing in the Gulf of Texas.
Oh, cool. What am I doing here? We're just trying food.
Just trying food?
Yeah. All the way to Australia to try food, yeah.
Where are we?
I'm trying something.
Okay.
Sred is a very, very good food, really.
Yeah, he's doing the bakery run right now.
Yeah, I'm excited to try it. I haven't tried anything yet. We had a ginger beer.
That's a good one.
That's great.
Sred doesn't really have its own dishes. It just gets a bit of everything and makes...
Interprets it differently, yeah, exactly.
Asian fusion, yeah
They're gonna love it
It's back
What's the bit right at Sistata?
I'm still chillin on something. I think it might be better for us to just get out of the dead spot because this is a dead spot
There was a place right over there. Get out of the dead spot. Yeah, let's go.
We'll never have service here.
Alright, let's meet you guys. God bless. Yeah, you'll never get
thank you thank you yeah yes sir you'll never you'll never it'll never be good
here we as long as we start to move it up yeah real quick let's do it better
all right nice to meet you man
Are we good?
Did you hear that? See ya mate!
You got a good...
Ewww! That's good.
Ewww!
Is it a siren?
Yeah, in Chinese it says...
Yeah, I'm not...
So you sound like we're the Americans.
She told me.
I'm surprised you still have it.
You've been in America.
It's funny because when I'm here
Hi everyone, we'll be like, you have a twang.
What?
Which I get compared to some of the other accents you're hearing.
But it's definitely Australian still.
So you want to fix certain words I say are a bit like,
where did you just, where have you been spending your time?
You know what I mean?
Motel.
We're in a really small town, huh?
It's pretty small. Yeah
They're smaller like what mullin worm from is a small
Like everyone knows each other. Yeah, we're in front of five minutes away
And like my mom and dad split up so like my mom lived in mullin with my dad lived actually here in Suffolk
So like I'm pretty much just spent my whole life in the bus mullin men bar
I was driving around they have like like I lay in Miami houses here kind of some houses are nice
Yeah, yeah, I know that have really nice places to show
Well, we're just gonna go right here at the park and try to get away from the sun.
We'll have five seconds until they know where we are because everybody knows where everybody is.
Fuck it, it's okay.
So, you just go to...
Just watch the car doors when you hop out on your side, guys, okay?
Got it. Thank you.
Hang on, let me... I gotta wait till he comes and gets this.
How's the service looking over here?
We just gotta sit down at one spot and we'll see.
All right, I'm gonna wait for him to pull it.
Yeah.
Fuck!
The problem is we're in Byron, and everyone knows what
to fuck you off from looking at a picture in five seconds
because there's not that many places you can go.
Yeah.
It's OK.
Little methastralian families.
I saw that many places we could be.
Shisgato!
Where's Shisgato at?
Yo, yo.
We might be cooked here too.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's picked up?
Okay.
We only got a very much.
Yeah, let's just sit at one spot and fucking help them out.
Now I'm gonna take my juice.
This is an orange compassion fruit juice.
All right, bro.
And then you go back on the orange juice.
Yes, go.
Okay, it's better here, nice.
Sorry, Chad, I know we're just in a very small city
right now.
Okay, when you go to Sydney,
everything's gonna be perfectly fine.
It's just, you know, something's happening to me.
Hell yeah, sure dude!
Hell yeah, she's putting me onto some good shit.
Fuck yeah!
Let's do it real quick and I gotta get to this muckbang.
Muckbang? Yeah.
Is that why we can tuck in...
out of the...
Of course.
This is the most tucked away park.
Yes sir, thank you.
Alrighty!
Oh, I've been waiting for this moment.
I'm fat as fuck.
I can't wait to get some food in my stomach.
Where's this guy right?
Is this Sterling?
You got a Sterling?
And the beach is right there.
We'll probably cook down there in a little while, too.
Wait.
And we got three days.
All right, let's go.
Let's just keep going and we're going to work.
We're going to work.
I like it.
We're outside, man.
I'm not glad.
Love in Australia has been great so far.
Shout out to all the Australians, man.
I'm coming to Sydney, I'm coming to Perth,
I wanna go to Melbourne.
If y'all keep showing love, man, I might, you know,
might have to stay here for a little longer,
extend my little vacation.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't at least have toilets too.
It's a great place.
I didn't think we'll see one or one.
I'm sure I injured, really.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Oh my God, I'm so excited.
All right.
Okay.
You can sit on the opposite side, or anything.
Oh, we got so much good stuff to try.
Let's do it.
Okay, let me make sure everything's good
at the backpack, and then
I'm gonna start the mutt man.
Yeah.
There we go.
Fuck.
So like, finish the backpacks charging.
We got a lot of desserts.
I'll show you them that we should put them back
in the bag because it bugs.
Yeah, oh shit.
You know what I mean?
And we'll leave them last.
I know so much of them.
Touching.
We're gonna put the back in the bag.
Really good shit.
I'll show you.
This is like an almond and apple type cake pastry.
This is a constant tart.
It's like a classic.
You've got a lambington.
And I actually don't know what this is.
Somebody else grabbed this.
What is this one?
I don't know, but it's probably fucking good.
It's got passion fruit and a raspberry.
Looks great.
And in this one, actually, I got a raisin scroll.
Where the fuck are those?
We'll see.
We got two chocolate cupcakes.
We've got a pistachio eclair, a chocolate eclair,
strawberry tart, a hedgehog slice.
That's like a classic.
I did ask her for a raisin scroll which is like my personal fucking favorite.
I'm like, did she just...
If anyone sees a raisin scroll, it's mine.
What's wrong with the quality, Chad?
She's got a quality finder. She's got a quality finder as a cook.
Is it all the forest?
What about the beach? Can we walk onto the beach right here?
I think it's back this way.
True walk?
Yeah, I mean, we can walk.
It's literally right over the hill right there.
It's probably not windy on this side of the road.
This thing is good.
Wait, it's cooked.
It's good.
Oh my gosh.
Damn.
OK, now I see what y'all were talking about before.
I didn't mean to be rude earlier when I said that.
The service is good.
It's not.
It's all right.
It's not lagging.
Well, wait a second.
I want to thank you.
The decent time to stop moving.
Hey, he's a shielding.
He's going to move.
What are you talking about?
Nerd, read your chat.
You see?
That's what I was talking about.
Go fuck yourself.
You're good. Okay, so this is a cheese and spinach turnover.
That sounds so good.
These are chicken for a triangle.
These are chicken morne pies.
Okay.
These are the chicken ones.
And then here, you can't actually do this because it's got bacon on it.
So this is a breakfast pie.
I'll eat that for you.
Don't worry.
Thank you.
But basically a breakfast pie is I'll show you.
A breakfast pie is a meat, like a minced beef pie,
and then it's got, can you see how it's got an egg
that's been cracked onto it instead of having
the top of a pie base?
And then it's got cheese sprinkled over that,
and then chopped up little bacon bits as the,
and you can eat it for breakfast.
Everything's good with the bacon.
I'll just have to eat two of them.
And these are plain minced pies.
Fuck, we don't have fucking any tamarind sauce, though.
We haven't even catch it.
Oh, not tomorrow.
Wait, can someone go get someone,
We'll eat chicken morning first.
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Chad, question, should we go to the beach
to fix the service?
It's your lens?
They say it's a lens.
Got a, they're saying the lens is foggy.
It's probably salty, yeah.
It's a little, can you take the filter off?
No, it's eating bacon, no.
No, no, I'm eating bacon, he's not.
She's eating bacon, not me.
It's fine, but, holy shit, I don't know what,
what's smelling good, but something smells amazing.
Oh, it smells good.
About as fucking good as it is.
Okay, so the first thing that we can try,
You can try is the chicken morning.
This one.
Yeah.
It's like a classic.
That's the chicken.
It's just chicken.
It's like a chicken pot pie, that one.
I'm having the breakfast pie with the egg, cheese.
Oh, my god, we're lagging again.
What the fuck?
That's like batter.
We might have to go to the beach.
Oh, you're going to ch-
Do you remember I have so many of them, I used to ate.
We can go.
Fuck it.
I think we're going to have to go.
OK.
Is this a shadow through the trees?
Oh, we can sit over here.
I just want to eat my food, God damn it. You know what? Fuck this shit.
Yeah, you want to go sit over there?
I think it's just the trees that's fucking up the starlink.
We can go walk over there.
Okay, let's try.
It's good. Just eat.
Just eat you good.
Okay.
You've got to get a whole bite of it.
We used the pastry.
Yeah, you've got nothing but pastry.
How's it going with that one?
I'll have to taste test it for you as an Australian person to tell you what the real rating is for this.
Oh my god.
This rating is very high.
It's so good.
Look.
High rating.
Holy shit, what is this called in America?
It's a chicken moine pie. They don't have them in America. That's the problem.
You stupid fucking Americans. Why did you not make this? This is great.
We do not need chicken butt pies on this earth. We only need chicken moine.
That's good, right?
Is that like Alfredo sauce?
It's like a white sauce. It reminds me a bit of Alfredo.
But it's not Alfredo.
Mmm!
Good right. Bang, bang him. Bang him.
Okay, now put that down for a second though.
You have to?
Just for a second because we need to try to get into...
This is what you call a cheese and spinach triangle.
This is a classic situation here.
I'm gonna hop it.
Okay, we'll share.
Because...
It's gonna be stormy here.
Oh my god.
Wait, you can come back to this.
Okay.
But...
Give me part of that one.
You want to...
Do you want a little bit of that one?
Oh yeah, you can keep that brother.
No, no, no, I didn't say, I didn't say, no, no, that's all you.
Here you go, try this one.
Okay, thank you.
There you are, you can take a bite of mine from this side.
Yeah, just take that.
You can just have that, and you can have mine from this side.
Thank you.
So there you are, it's okay.
Okay, so this is um...
Cheese and spinach triangle.
In my opinion, this one's a little bit too spinachy.
I agree.
It looks heavy on the spinach.
Okay.
It went too heavy on the spinach on this.
Suffolk Bakery, I love you, but this is too much spinach, Rachy, or cheese.
I don't like it.
Yeah.
I mean, maybe it was like...
It's supposed to be a lot more white sauce in it.
This is like I give this as a cheese and spinach triangle. This is getting like a four out of ten
This is not right. I would not recommend it shouldn't be this green
We're not it's a lot of spinach. It shouldn't be this green. It's too healthy here here
You can eat the back of my bar. Are you sure? Yeah, that's cool. I can have these whenever I want
Just go. Thank you do your thing. I
Have breakfast
I have this
See it might the egg my egg is cracked in it with the cheese and the bacon and then the meat so good
All right wait
What exactly is it this is just like
Maybe it's not the best of the best, but it's a classic. It's a staple. There's an orange and passion fruit juice
I don't know this problem where we go into these countries internationally and the food would be fucking dog shit
I don't think I'm going to have to pop this part.
No, you don't have to pop it in here.
Once we get back some ketchup, we can try the beef platter.
But we got to wait.
We can switch for a little bit and try some pastries.
Let's do it.
I don't want to lick my fingers.
Well, I got you nothing.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, shit.
Where are the napkins and forks? I got them.
You're gonna have to bring those calories up. It's alright. Thank you bro.
You want one too?
I have like a bag that has...
Here. Thank you.
Yep.
I could have sworn I just saw it a little while ago.
Make sure you try it with some kebabs.
Oh it's here!
Trust me, we are. Don't worry.
Oh we will be!
Don't you worry Chad!
We will be!
Don't worry.
Eat some fucking great kebabs.
Never not eat kebabs.
You do not look like a kebab person, I'm shocked.
Are you serious?
Oh, I've been here for a week and I've eaten.
You said eight kebabs.
Eight, eight, eight kebabs.
That's more than one a day.
That's, I was gonna say that's unhealthy,
but it's not because kebabs are healthy.
And I am literally playing tennis so much
and being in the ocean, I'm like,
babe, I'm working it off.
That's true.
Where should we stop for dessert
while we take a break and wait
for our um what we wait for out ketchup you want it no I mean like which way
should I start um how it plans chocolate cupcake oh I'm weird I don't
like chocolate but I don't need them because it's just like a glaze like a
doughnut oh it's not like oh tomorrow so to see a thanks Darcy
Yeah, that was cool.
That was legend.
Oh, the hell did you do that?
Okay, okay, before we do this, before we do this, go back, go back.
Let's go back.
I want a custard toast.
Fuck this cheese and spinach triangle.
It's wrong!
This is wrong.
I'm going to give you a cheese and spinach roll from Kingsley of Bakery and then we'll
be right.
Okay.
It'll be right.
I think the bugs are getting in the way.
This, no, don't judge it based on that because that wasn't a good, that was bad.
That was a bad post-oppression.
Okay, so.
Now.
These are just plain beef. They're just minced beef pie.
Okay, but you need ketchup?
I feel that the thing to do, like...
So there's like a few ways you can eat these, like me personally.
I like to peel the top off the pie a little bit because like this pastry...
Oh wow.
Is like so good.
Like this.
You have to like peel a little bit of the top of your pie off like this and then eat like this.
Mmm.
Shall I? Is this one mine?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah. Do that. Do that.
So you eat the top.
Just eat a little bit of the top because the pastry is more like
commissure. That ends with the pastry texture.
Doing good, good. Okay. You didn't get it right. That's not right. You didn't do it right.
Yeah the chat's saying that's wrong. That's wrong. Oh my god. How do you not know? You have to
like peel it. Look, see how it like comes up here? Get your nail under and peel.
peel the, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lift the lid, now I get just eat some bites of the lid.
Eat some bites of the lid like that.
All the whole thing.
Do it, do it, throw it.
See, I like to lift my lid like this
so I still get the lid, I still have lid coverage
but I also get this.
Oh my God, it's a fucking rooster.
What's the point, Turkey?
It's turkey?
This turkey, yeah.
This is the best part, this part.
Look.
This is the best part.
OK, so now, you know, it's not like this.
OK.
Feel me?
And now?
I feel you.
OK.
We can try that.
All right, let's try it.
I'm going to put this in the bag
so that they're like out of their way because we don't need it.
Finally, someone knows that eat pies the right way.
They're talking about you.
No, I eat them the right way. This is the right way.
That's what I'm saying. They're saying you're going to get the right way.
Yeah, thank you, thank you. I was going to say, I'll fight you
if you think that's the wrong way.
It's the right way.
Okay, so now we can eat the pie.
It's good. This is a good one. This is a classic.
I like it.
It's not as good as Chicken Mone. That Chicken Mone is fucking fucking off.
I feel like, since we tried it first, our expectations for everything were too high.
South Bikwok Bakery does make, apparently, an S tier Chicken Mone pie if anyone wants to know.
I like it.
This is good, but I feel that they have a little bit like...
There's a lot of mints in here and there's not a lot of like the other elements of it, but it's good
Yeah, but drive the drive
No, not gravy seriously. It looks hella wet
Yeah, but mine does it's a lot of mints and not enough gravy the taste of the gravy isn't in this pie enough
Fuck I'm a key bead
Very good. I
Have this a seven out of ten, but I give the top of the pie a ten origin
Thank you guys, thank you guys for giving me a lot of donation.
How much is this?
3 dollars 15.
3 dollars?
I went to the same high school as you.
Hey, I'm high, yeah!
Damn, Alia, thanks mate!
Thank you!
Wow, an IRL donation.
We should split this.
You take the 2, I don't know how to split it.
I'll take the 2 dollars.
Okay.
Oh, 3, no.
This is me too, this gives you a dollar 15.
Thank you.
What a nice guy.
We're going to go to the lollipops.
The lollipops?
The lollipops, where we can get lollies to mull them though.
So many places that we haven't gone.
Alright, let's try.
Okay.
Yeah, he's alive.
Yeah, I'm alive, yeah.
Fuck, yeah.
The bush turkey's hanging around because he's trying to get out of scraps.
Oh, now for the good part.
Okay, back to where we need to be.
Alright, so we both don't like chocolate.
I've got a huge chocolate fan, but I am a fan of...
I like short things with chocolate.
Strawberry cupcakes, like they have these with strawberry icing and they're my preferred favorite, but they didn't have them there
So like we can do a palate cleanse with the chocolate cupcake
Just a bite that'll be enough
Oh, wow
I don't it's not buttercream it's like a glaze. Do you like dark chocolate?
it's like it's like so sweet where it doesn't taste like it's really good yeah
so big block chocolate cupcake I give this like a nine out of ten it's really good I
agree oh don't worry we are not gonna eat it again yeah it's you can't leave
anything in Australia remove the wrapper no Bev is my yeah we need Bev's how are
you not drinking anything after eating all this shit I don't know I'm just
sort of like going it fuck we're like six more things left we can't eat too
much okay I'm gonna feel about it I'll try I'm gonna try whatever you really
gotta eat a hedgehog slice in my opinion when it's nice and chilly so it's
important that we get to this first okay I think just pick it up and have a
little bite of the corner for me yeah it's very nice kind of similar to a
brownie but a little bit different. Better version of a brownie.
You know the chocolate guy? It may not be for you. It tastes like a brownie. Yeah, but not for me.
But it's more moist.
Damn, this makes me sad. This tastes like my sister's brownies.
Did she even cook? No, she's terrible, but she's gonna make it brownies.
Shout to her. I haven't seen her in a while.
If you're not a brownie guy.
You wanna try it?
I know what a hedgehog slice tastes like.
I've tasted them my whole life.
There are other things in this mix that I want more.
Okay.
Should I put this away?
Or do I need it?
I wanna keep this away from flies so I'll put it under my hat.
Stop spitting my sister's name you fucking weirdos.
What about?
What is this?
That is a pistachio eclair.
You have to try that.
Okay.
You have to pick it up and eat that.
I need to try it.
Yeah.
Should I try it?
Oh my God, I didn't have a bite first, I didn't have a bite first.
Not a fan, not like that one, I'll get you this one.
Take a bite of that.
Take a bite of Rossi Zeclé.
Okay, alright, what the fuck?
Oh my God, there's so many people here, what the fuck?
Show the camera, show the...
What the hell?
Got an IRL viewing audience.
Take a bite.
Not from your hands up.
What is on your face bro?
A Klaaay!
Rossie's a Klaaay?
I think I lost my appetite.
I always lose my appetite.
But you just gotta keep eating it.
Shhh!
Alright, I'm gonna hold it.
Okay, you can hold it too, but I'll hold it as well.
Just squeeze it so it comes out from there.
Try some cream.
Look at the cream.
I'm good, I'm good brother.
I'm good.
No, so you...
I'm good.
You look at the cream.
Hey, have some of that.
No, I'm good brother.
I'm alright.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You're not hungry.
What's wrong, um, I think I just lost my appetite when I saw the shit all around your face
You can keep it if you want
All right, what's that
Where do I wash my hands? Um, I think honestly just
That's for you. You know what this is my gift to you
Yeah, all my life there's a bug that was on that
worse than my mouth. Have you heard of the um 30 second rule or 5 second rule? 5 second rule.
Yeah so it's like that would flies a bit in Australia right Rossi? Rossi yeah. Like if a fly touches it
but you move it away real quick. But like this is nothing I've had so much more dirtier things in my
mouth. We should show, wait where's the thing that we found at the beach? Oh the ring. The chain.
You have it?
Yeah.
It's my memento to you.
Sorry, what you do is, take that one up your arse and then put that on.
Okay, all right.
All right.
Let's keep eating, shall we?
Yeah, let's.
Okay, all right.
I'm going to keep it.
Hey, I'm Bob.
When you come to...
Yeah, no, he got your number, so we're going to tap in.
Yeah, you can say it, Mom.
But, like I said before, Mom changed my room to a bathroom.
There's only a single bed okay, I'm a hotel, but we can get lunch, okay, brother
I'm just you and that sounds like hell hell of fun
Yeah, for sure
Yep
I think
Do I what what the fuck is happening?
No, I'm not a rapper. I'm a streamer. You want a freestyle? Pull up, brother
It's cultural
Chocolate then like we've got some cream and some strawberries in a chocolate with the cream and
Cheers
Let's go.
Ready?
I like that.
Slide down the gobbler.
Have a seat brother.
Come on.
Real quick, just for the freestyle.
Yeah, for the freestyle.
All right, go ahead.
All right.
Let's go.
I like it.
I like strawberry.
Hey, shout out to people.
Come on.
I'm out here with little neon and we getting on the stream.
Will you fire in bayou spell it?
That is firing with the beef.
Eating up the chucky nice.
You know it's really good.
We're chilling with the boys icky eating on the food.
Don't know what I'm doing at the table with the meat pies.
I'm chilling on the stream with my guy, Kammer, what guy?
He don't know what he's doing.
We out here with the FBI.
Brother gonna take me down, I say.
That guy's not nice.
Lamington, I put it in my mouth.
And now I'm touching on Lou.
Neon like he is a trout.
Look, now that's kind of weird.
Follow me around.
This is Billy Blair, I'm your chilling in my town.
Follow us at boys on TikTok every single day.
Not a shout out now I'm saying
that you're chilling by our faith.
One grab one time do it for the boost. See you later neon. I'm gonna take this pepper juice
That was supposed to be our juice
But I like these strawberries in this custard cream how about a custard top
So I've been hearing about this custard part the thing with I guess I thought I will say is this custard top is like
It's a little, like, too jiggly, you see the jigglyness of it?
I agree.
That's a little suspect in my opinion, I can't talk to you, it's really be that fucking
j...
This is too jiggly.
I have a feeling when you bite into this, it's gonna be too, like, runny.
I don't think they cooked the custard long enough, in my opinion, and I'm like...
You know a lot about food.
Because I really, I like to cook custard and make caramel slice a lot.
You know what I like?
I like custard crepes.
Oh, those are fucking bad.
Oh, I'll treat crisps.
So I don't know.
I'm going to let you bite into this
because I don't think we could even cut it in half.
Am I your test dummy?
Yeah, you're my test crush test dummy.
Because I don't like the consistency of this.
I'm not feeling the consistency of this,
but you can try this side.
I'll put it back.
It's off.
It's not right, right?
Why is it so?
It's too runny.
Yeah.
Too runny.
It's something bakery.
You're failing.
What about this one, though?
This one's going to be good.
What is that?
Is that lemon?
It's almond with apple.
OK.
That was not good.
This will help you get the whole apple.
Get it in your mouth.
Is that one better?
Yeah.
That's feeling better.
Do you want to eat kebabs?
Mm-hmm.
OK, let's go eat kebabs.
Right now?
Yeah.
OK.
Should we go eat kebabs?
Sure.
Oh, I thought we were doing that on the, you know what I'm saying.
We can go now too.
I feel like stuff at bakery, I don't want to be rude to them
because they're fire, but like a lot of things
didn't come through.
They didn't really come through on the baked goods.
They came through on the chicken morning pie hard.
And they came through on the minced meat pie
was cool too.
I do think that the hedgehog slice looks right, in my opinion, it's just not really your thing, and that's fine.
But I do think a lot of the custard, it's looking a little running in consistency.
So check.
The Hamilton was good, but what it's worth?
Yeah, it looks like an egg yolk.
You can try this.
What's that?
I don't know, but it's got a passion for it, isn't it?
No.
No, I don't know what that is.
Not even know what that is.
I don't even know what that is.
It's too bad you can't go back to that.
Yeah, like fuck, I want my chicken!
Fuck!
And then you got a bottle of black card juice like stolen off me.
How much is a big gingerbread?
Yeah, I think I need that. I need someone to take this taste out of my mouth.
Yeah, you can.
That's very true.
To me, if they were at 3 p.m., maybe like the shit was sitting there for a while.
I don't know. No excuses.
No, because cost it would never be that consistent if it was put properly to begin with.
So it's just ass.
This is on them. This is on them.
Well, Chad if you're in Bayern, and you want some chicken, they have great chicken, everything else is not good.
We can close on the chicken morne pie there.
Where can we take him to get some other delicious food in Bayern?
What else can we...
We used to have this place called Baker Babs, it was amazing.
But something sad happened to the original owner, and now it's like not the best pubs anymore.
Because I eat kebabs every day in LA
because it's like the healthiest thing possible in DoorDash.
What type of like, you like chicken kebabs, lamb?
I like chicken kebabs,
whereas I like tomato lettuce, onion,
sometimes some tabbouleh.
I like commas.
You like the wraps or do you like the rice?
Raps, wraps.
Okay.
Have you ever had a snack pack?
No, what's that?
That's the other thing from McDonald's.
No.
That's just...
I have the chips.
Yeah.
What?
You should have a snack pack, but we might have to have a snack pack after the club
What's HSP?
Then hello mosquito bites. Yeah, I think it's my blood I
I would not eat that there's so many bugs in there brother. Oh my god. What the fuck
You know what maybe I should eat it to help my immune system
Actually, no
Yeah, flies are protein
Yeah
He's not gonna let a good hedgehog slash go
If he's not if he doesn't like it that I should ask
All right, why are the New Zealanders in here mad because New Zealand just think they have the best pies and it's kind of like a rivalry
This time a beat of high B. We have a pie baby. Oh my god. New Zealanders. Come on, bro
To be fair, their pies are really good.
But not better than Australia's.
I just, I don't know, I can't say.
Your brother's saying no.
I'm not getting in the middle of it.
Well, I'm gonna get in the middle of it.
Yeah, Australia has the best, actually no.
I don't have a good experience.
We will take you, what about like,
we can take, we'll take you to some other bakeries
of the coast of it on the way home.
Okay.
And I know for a fact, because I taste tested
because I'm old before.
Okay.
They're right.
I mean, they won't let you go.
OK.
Butterfly cage, there's so many things that you need to have.
I'll check.
I make really nice plush.
OK.
Bring the plush.
That's it with your trumpet.
I will.
I need to know now if you're coming with mine.
No, I'm not.
Should we?
That's to the last like 6,000 thing, not easy.
Absolutely not.
Do you want to-
You're a great guy though, man. I fuck with you.
Do you want to, um, eat any more food or do you want to go to the beach?
Or to here? Where? What do you want to-
I'm down for whatever. Chat, what do y'all want to see?
You can do a drive-by at the live house. You don't have to get to the beach.
Nah.
And then we can get good kebabs in Sydney.
Exactly. We don't-
Because we can't rush a good kebab.
Cause we eat shit ones and it's like, oh, yeah, that's gonna be the latest fucking and they're saying cliff jump
Stupid
Chat food or beat or beat on the beach with sea sharks
Just random
eat pizza no we're not gonna eat there's no pizza to eat I saw Domino's
there's a lot of um try Collins kebabs we had three hours of the beach already
sharks now do you want to go um eat ice cream I'm down for that let's go eat
ice cream let's go
We're in the hard kite, we're boring, near the bases, wow.
Which one?
Do they have good kebab?
They keep saying try Vegemite? What's Vegemite?
The bake kebabs was better, but now they're fucked!
Yeah, they're shit.
They're shit now.
First one, got a good one in the hard kite, it's so much better.
What's Vegemite?
Oh, he needs Vegemite.
Don't have a spoon full of it.
No, how's a spoon full of it?
It's just like jam!
What is Vegemite?
It's like a jam.
It's just like Natalya!
I don't think I have a whole spelling tool.
What is that?
It's like Natalya.
Oh, it's Natalya.
Do you know what spewing is?
No.
See, so he's good.
He doesn't even know what spewing means.
These words.
I feel so like...
I feel so foreign.
Fuck, man.
I gotta learn these.
I gotta fucking look at a YouTube video or some shit.
Find a kangaroo.
Alright, bro.
Let me explain this to you guys.
There's not just kangaroos going, you know, lying around everywhere in Australia.
It's not how it works there in the zoos
There are helms you might see one
I haven't seen one
There's a magpies that you were talking about
That's a baby one right there
There's a baby magpies and a big magpies
Oh shit, there's the ones that attack you
He wants to get swooped by a magpies or a plub
For sure
Bro I need to get this fucking accent man
When I was in school
We used to get swooped by plubbers on the backfield
as the thing to do at lunch so I don't be a pussy.
They can grab you and like hold you?
I've never got caught by one so I don't know.
I've passed you on.
Yeah, they have little hooks under that.
You die.
I'm happy with it.
Oh, they cut into your skin.
Oh yeah, fuck that.
Yeah, let's stay away from that.
Yeah, they're good.
Doesn't sound good to me.
It's really fun.
It's fucking hot.
Everyone playing this.
I think we should get some ice cream.
Is there ice cream please nearby?
Yeah.
Fuck you, let's go.
I want a kid, I want a kid's cone.
She said I want another kid.
No, I don't like kids coming with bunny ears.
Oh.
I like sugar cones.
No, it's not like that.
They don't have those here?
No, I mean like a kid's cone is where they make a little rabbit face out of candy on your
top of their ice cream.
They do that here?
I'll try it with you.
Let's go.
Chad, we might lag going there.
Don't bitch and cry.
Don't complain.
All right, fuck off.
Yeah.
Of course, mate!
Yeah.
Yeah!
Do you want to do the tree footage?
Nah, that's fine, I'll call you.
No, you're doing good.
Bro, I looked dirty because I was just on the beach.
Almost not dirty, mate.
Hold on, come here.
So when you get out of the library...
Yeah.
So what's going to happen, mate?
It's not good.
Cheerio.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yeah, of course.
Yes, sir.
Sweet, sweet, sweet.
Sweet, brother, sweet.
Yeah.
It's been good.
We love it.
Yeah, we like it.
It's been good.
What's a cone?
A cone, no!
A cone!
What's a cone?
Yeah, of course, brother!
Wait, neon!
You know how like,
so we've been like telling neon all day
that like, if you're a misfit mind
it means you're like a mad dog
but like, does anyone want to tell him
what a misfit mind really is?
Oh, you motherfucker, you're lying to me?
What does it mean?
What does it mean to fit behind?
What does it mean to fit behind really?
It's choking up on YouTube.
No!
It's fake. It's fake.
It's fake.
It's fake. We've got a prank channel.
So you're not gay?
No, bro.
Ah! No, no!
That's wrong!
Ah, fuck, mate.
Dude, holy shit.
I felt so bad.
Fuck, man. I was throwing like I'm going to start pushing my way for a little bit.
Oh, okay. All right.
I'm not freaky like that, but I've been fucking months okay off cameras. Yeah. Hey man, you're good at what you do, bro
What yeah, my mic's on
This tank over
Are you part of the group to you motherfucker? Oh my god, mr. Mind. I'm gonna tap in a chest. I'm upset. Wow, bro
I told you to fuck with me.
Wait, so hold on.
Alright.
Nah, we didn't go to school or anything.
You guys didn't go to...
We lived in Melbourne.
Yeah, they don't even live in the same state.
Wow.
Yeah, there you go.
I just knew you didn't like no Australians.
Fuck, I think I'm talking to a new person.
Man, I fucking hell.
I think I'm having like schizophrenia sometimes.
Fuck, bro.
We're great at what you do, man.
Yes, sir.
We're a good sport.
Yeah, you did that round.
At the end, at the end, I was like,
I was like, when you like now fucking fuck off like I mean you're free on your face, bro. It's like I don't know how to react
So good fucking hell. Hey, man
So it's just you three in the group
They do sick pranks
They like pranked a whole town and made them think they were having a McDonald's
Well tap in check
They thought you were hilarious.
I'm tempted now.
I'm not tempted in Australian internet.
He was like, what's Mr. Sweet Minds on there?
I was like, it means you're a man, though.
Yeah, I think some young guys who came to the car
and they're like, what's that guy on there?
He's just a local masseuse.
Yeah, they're playing it.
I think he made me realize that I am straight.
Thank you, brother.
Sometimes you just need trouble.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, I did not like that.
Nothing wrong yet.
No, not at all.
You just need to clarify.
All right.
Thank you.
You guys are awesome.
You did an amazing job. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
I'm glad to have you on.
Chad, did y'all know this this whole time? You fucking piece of shit.
That's crazy.
Yes?
Wow.
What is it?
I gotta get you back.
Now I'm gonna get you back.
Before this trip ends I'm gonna get you back.
Chad, help me think my ideas. I'm gonna get her back so bad.
You're not gonna get me back because I-
I feel bad because you're so- like you're- but no, actually I don't feel bad because you fucked me.
You're not gonna get me back.
Yeah, of course
All right, nice to meet y'all yeah, of course
Yeah
So bad, but I'm glad he didn't know this entire time.
How do you like this trail?
It's amazing.
I've been here for like 12 hours, but it's cool.
He doesn't know what it is.
He almost like, what's misfit in mines, right?
Hell yeah.
How do you like this one, man?
For sure.
No, no, no fishes.
Next time.
Thank you guys.
Appreciate you.
Yeah, like in mines.
Yes, sir.
Thank you, mate.
She was like, oh, yeah, I'm going to love it.
All righty, Iggy, you ready?
I think you have a mic on, so let me know just in case.
Yeah, no, it's OK.
Don't worry.
I don't say anything bad.
Mic'd up.
I lost my no fucking way. I don't know. That's the deal though or the ass thing
Should we walk to the ice cream or no?
I reckon he can I do reckon yep
Thank you
I want to talk to you
Let me just like get out of the bushes
Thank you
I know Marge was crazy
I'm sorry man
Where are you going now? Don't pack the bags?
No, because that's shit
What's your favorite food?
My favorite food?
What's your favorite food?
Chicken right?
Chicken and uh
I'm trying to do the accent
eat some chicken poins, some fucking meat, yeah fucking that, I'm gonna get a mullet
like you under here, yeah, what do you think about Gorlok, you don't know Gorlok is?
Gorlok the destroyer? You know Gorlok is? Oh shit, she hasn't eaten anything. Where are you going now?
I think we're just gonna go to Barren, go to Barren, into town. I think we're gonna go get some ice cream
and then, what, into Bay? Oh I don't know, I'm following her, this is her stream.
yeah yeah that's history that one hurts which and then I'm just there
you gotta be the owner or something the way you're promoting the shit
you just know he's not your baby
do you want to get a photo?
yeah, the mail wears on the gore lock behind you
thank you guys
get on the other side
what are you doing cunt?
no I don't call him a cunt cunt
that's how he speaks
I know a cunt I'm just kidding cunt
you fucking cunt
yeah mate
yeah mate fucking I
you're gonna have a couple whole months of car to watch
Yeah, maybe some chipping lanes. Hell yeah, mate!
Of course, I reckon you can.
I'm learning the slang now, Chad. What's wrong with you?
A cheeky little pig!
Let's get a cheeky little pig, mate.
Oh, I almost said the F word. Yo, I'm chipping.
Yo, bro, I got a joke.
Where did he come from?
Tom, Tom, take a pig.
No, no, don't get in the pig.
I went up a hundred. Hey now, may you open it? Let's get
That's a six phone there you have in there mate. Yes. I love you. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. All right darling. Thank you darling
Yeah, my G
Yeah
Cheerio do it
Still brother how you doing?
How's it going lad?
How you doing brother?
I'm going brother
I'm going
What are you doing there?
This is my good friend lad
How you doing mate?
I'm just thinking where's the best
It's on Fletcher street
It's one block up main street
Come on Tart
There's only one ice cream shop in Byron
Sweet one
Sweet one, sweet one, sweet one, it was good, chat, Iggy!
No, it's not there anymore.
It's a shame.
Chicky little picture!
Chicky little picture.
Yeah, nice to meet you guys.
Ciao!
Alright, Iggy, you ready?
Oh my god, fuck that.
Alright, then let's go there and get some ice cream
and then maybe let's just take him up to the lighthouse
and we can end the stream there.
you want to do that with your ice cream?
Yeah.
Show you the view.
It's having a plan.
Oh yeah, it's in the corner of Wall Street.
Wall Street plunge up.
It's made by fake about twice.
I didn't know how Australian is when it's tapped in.
This is sick.
Yeah, that's how it's going to be there.
All right, cool.
We'll go get some ice cream and then we'll go up to the lighthouse
and we can even look at the view and then the...
Herb it.
Because everything else that we could do
is just going to get more and more and more.
Yeah.
We need to relocate an extra.
OK.
Sweet!
Sweet one!
Yeah!
Can you be by our car? Yeah, sure. Come here.
Come over here, brother.
Uh, it's just another streamer.
Oh, yeah?
All right, this is your tryout. Go ahead, brother.
Say what you want for the stream.
Um, shout out to y'all.
Um, uh, I don't know.
Okay, you failed. Have a great day, brother.
Cheerio, mate. Cheerio.
All right, Iggy, I'm coming. Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah, good, good, good.
We have the Starling?
Uh...
We need to make sure that Starling just pats, like,
Oh, it's on the other room. Yo, so Scott was that guy, bro
Yeah, yeah
I'm not gonna lie chat my boy my boy king told me
Y'all no king when my clippers he told me Australia's gonna be a great experience. I'm having a great fucking time
Flashbang you fix it. Oh shit
Yeah, yeah, I'm good. I'm good. What a great country. It's been good so far. I mean just everyone's just so nice
I'm welcome everyone's chill
Everyone's very chill. Hell yeah, we're gonna get an ice cream or the lighthouse
Yep
Sometimes you can but I don't it's different days and hours and stuff
People hang light up
Question how did you get catch it?
Yeah, how did you get that that quick?
How did you get ketchup so quick?
Ah, sacred. I can tell you guys later.
He got it from your friend, Frosty.
Yeah, that's right.
So you told him to come here from Melbourne.
Melbourne.
I told him, I hit Misfit Minds Up like two months ago
when you said you wanted to do this stream
and I was like, hey, I don't think Neon knows who you are
even though everyone in Australia knows
because he doesn't watch, I don't think he's watching
long-form pranks on an Australian ship.
Shit and they're like are you sure you sure I'm pretty fucking sure and I was right
No, but they're actually off stream too. Yeah
Oh, she's running with us. Okay. Oh, he really wants a job
Yeah, so I got you I got you. Oh you did get me. I thought they were just
It was crazy though because we were going to prank you like the
Wild life place we were going to go to with all the animals so they were going to be fake zookeepers. Oh my god
Whole like prank going for so long and then when we have to change at the last minute
Literally, we have to change this stream you guys like maybe like what like five days ago
Yeah, and they were already you know still coming up to the area and they they
Got in their characters and figured it all out with Darcy still made it happen
I made it happen.
Wait, so are you a prankster too?
No, no, he has a real adventure coming.
Okay, yeah, cause I was about to say it, bro.
You're a good surfer for a prankster.
That thing is just a good sport, and he let them come be crazy to you and touch you too much.
Hey, you have some weird bumps on my arm.
You have weird bumps in your arm.
Wait, I feel like right here?
You're not tripping?
No, I think it's just, you're good.
Just a little water.
No rush, I don't think so.
They're still here there is because right now we're technically in Suffolk Park. So barn is
where they're gonna hold on the legs to
Hello, hello, hello, they have electric bikes that go like 40 miles an hour. I'm not used to this
Because people stop streams in the US.
Because there's so much traffic and so much...
It's hard to figure out where people are.
But here it's just fucking easy.
It's like we have like the dots on our forehead.
Everyone just knows where we are.
But at least no one wants to do like,
mean, weird stuff to you.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
For sure.
They're all like younger.
Yeah, we can't see it in a pretty family.
Yeah, they're cool.
I don't know how I see it.
Is there a school here?
Yeah, bottom and high is kind of in this area.
Down there a bit.
Down that way.
Oh, cool, cool. You do and it's red. When you take shrooms, act like you're having a panic attack to prank her.
That's not gonna work.
Hey, idiot, I'm gonna be on shrooms. I'm gonna have a panic attack regardless.
You're not gonna have a panic attack.
You don't understand.
You're gonna have an amazing debate with me about ocean animals.
Oh my god.
And their sexuality.
That's good.
That's what happens?
Yeah, usually.
Here we go. All right.
Well, I thought I got high on magic mushrooms. I talked about rinking condiments for like three hours.
Oh, you told me about that. Oh my god
Chats gonna say we're yapping
Yeah, we are yappies. Oh my haven't even yapped that much today. No, we haven't but wait they have shell in Australia
Yeah, we got shell. Yeah, yeah making a worldwide out here shell Congrats
Ask her for a route. No, that means to try to fuck me. Oh my you fucking weirdos, bro
weirdos
What are they so weird I don't know but what are all these Australian words and who came up with these they've been a around for ages I
There's got to be an Australian dictionary. I'm gonna go through it tonight. So next time you see me
I'm gonna be a whole different. I promise. I'm gonna be a whole different person
I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna learn all the words
The problem that really oh shit like a brigade
What does that mean? Escort Escort Escort a buyer and escort of the buyer and kids
Escorting us to where we're going. They know there's only one ice cream shop
Shit it's all good
It's so the most warriors rugby right
Yeah, I'd say so. AFL's pretty popular here.
I think I'm doing something with a rugby team.
Oh, that's awesome. That'll be fun.
For the stream. Do I?
Not for me?
Maybe for you. I don't know how athletic you are.
No, let me know when you want to play in the tennis, actually.
Oh, I'll...
I'm gonna, like...
Obviously, you're a good friend, so I'm gonna walk your ass.
Here's what I want to know. Why are you so confident about it?
Because I'm great at sports. That's my thing.
Yeah, surfing in Iceland.
I'll...
Am I good at tennis? Can you please explain to her?
She's never seen me play. Yeah, I've never seen chat am I good yes or no
This is a little bit of a given sex am I good and don't lie just because you'd like me. Okay. Keep it above
Because they don't know me I was having a bit of a hit back and forth with my friend
I put on my story like today's a guy. Did you see it at all? Yes, uh, yeah, so and I was just hitting her out
I wasn't trying to look good. Like it looks like you were doing your thing
From me. No one was trying to just I wasn't trying to destroy. I was having a ride
You get you get like actual training
Yes, I get training every day, but I'm in America
Lately not like for the last four years or something. I've only been I've only been getting coached every day for
Maybe like three months now
That's a lie
Well, you're a try hard. That's true. Go to stop time. What is Alice spring?
Sorry, they're just asking me all this shit.
Alice Springs is a city that's in North Australia.
Okay, that's where, uh...
Is that story true?
No, no, that's not the story of what's going on there.
Oh, cops? Yes, sir.
Wow.
Oh shit.
No way it's a cartel checkpoint.
Didn't I mention that?
No?
Alice Springs is like the out-bought.
Not the wall, I don't know about the wilderness it's like the when people say the outback I think
Alice Springs fits that description 109 cents. Speaking of outback, they have an outback steakhouse here.
Um, I was like, socially understood though, on here.
Yeah, for a while.
So I had to force myself to go out there and shoot.
I got that lead.
I think this works out well for me.
Well, maybe that's why people liked me at first,
because it was like, they saw me grow as a person.
That's true.
And you still are.
You had something to say about it as well.
That's what I was telling them when you were in the water.
I was like, shh.
It's still a low tree.
Should I put it back?
Is the audio low?
I'll change the way it is.
Ta-Tabo now.
It's really nice. The barn's nice. You like barns?
It's a good day for barns because the wind's out. It's crazy.
It's a different life out here.
Yeah, it's nice. It's very relaxed.
It's a chuckle here.
Yeah, I don't know if it's me on my trip in line, but I'm fucking...
I'm gonna just...
I'm probably just gonna just get a drive from here, so...
Yeah, just a shower.
Just a shower.
Fresh water baked showers that you just wash off from.
Oh, seriously?
Oh, shit.
This right here...
This is very Byron.
And it's not necessarily, it's not.
It's hard to say nostalgia,
like part of it are nostalgic,
but then parts aren't because it's changed so much.
It's like, because I'm away for so long all the time.
So, you know, like there's times where maybe I might not
be back necessarily in Byron or Mullin
for it could be five or six years,
even though I've come back to Australia
because I'm just not, I'm working and I can't,
you know, you've seen today,
like it's very far away from the,
from Brisbane airport or Sydney.
So it's like, even though I've come back more frequently than that, I might not come down here
because my family don't live here anymore.
Okay.
So it's like, in ways, yes, it's nostalgic, and in other ways, it's like, terrifying, because
when I come back and I see so much has changed about it, it kind of can make me sad, because
I know like, some of those things that are memories that I get to come back and revisit are like,
oh, forever.
But they're not things like the beach or nature, those things are all still beautiful.
It's more just like personal shit like food I like to eat or
there being a lot more tourists than there were before
you know just little like
it could keep me in touch with my personal like memories and nostalgia you know what I mean?
Yeah, it makes sense.
Yeah, but it's a nice, it's still beautiful.
What's my old town, huh?
Chad, where did I grow up?
I don't know if you get it.
Longbowls!
That's a classic position.
I don't know why this place is so interesting.
Why do you know? We've got to take the longbowl in one day.
Like...
Fuck.
We've got to take him to...
Maybe we should take him to the pass and walk him all the way up to the lookout point for his ice cream
instead of the um...
lighthouse.
Or we can pick between the two
depending on how popular it is
We'll probably be able to see how public the process. What's the tide like right now anyway?
It's like pretty high right now. I think we're gonna get a sick little dolphin or something from the lighthouse
I think that's the better.
Might be sharks. Yeah, I'm gonna be able to see the sharks.
You're a lot of cat sharks, right? Yeah, most species you are.
You can feed a shark.
Oh, that's a nice idea.
Why is that what you're supposed to do?
What is a shark you're tasting?
A fish?
You see it? Oh, shit.
Let me try some charcoals.
I wanna try kangaroo.
OK.
We can definitely make that happen there.
It's a gourmet kangaroo.
It's a happy-spotting some shit.
We've capped you.
Would you do a palm reading on string?
Yeah.
Should we do that?
I definitely have palm reading, entire reading,
and shit in the hand.
Sure. You think so?
I know it for fun.
Should we do one?
Um, yeah, we can find someone.
We can find some stuff.
I'm so curious what they're gonna say.
I have no doubt.
No fucking doubt.
If we were at the Mockets, where, you know, we just spent too much time at the beach, they definitely do, but usually there's like a tarot type, you know, crystal place.
Oh, the line for this one is so good.
Oh, we're gonna have to pay someone off.
Oh, we kinda got a lonely shot right now.
I don't want to show it, it's cool.
Yeah, the lines are way too fucking long.
Let's just go up to...
Oh, Christ, the socks are missing.
There's another spot.
Alright, alright.
And it's a nice little restaurant for a fellow house.
Alright.
I have my people lucky to see there's a bug.
Trust me. There it is.
You're down?
Yeah.
Will somebody actually take me on a second date?
Will I make it to a second date?
No, will someone take me? That's a lie.
I'm the one that...
You're picking up on the phone.
I made a line yesterday so I'm just gonna...
What's your name, Dave?
I'm Helen.
What's up with you Chloe?
How's that?
It's just friendship?
Yeah, I'm having to bring Chloe on stream.
Why?
Nothing.
It's just not, you know, I don't know.
She's cool.
She's a cool person like that.
We talk like lots of people.
What?
Nothing.
Yeah, I'm not.
This place in here has the fucking best mint lemonade.
Yeah, they have mint.
It's fire!
It's really good.
Korean restaurant.
The Koreans made it to Australia.
Yeah.
The Koreans made it to Australia!
Oh yeah, okay, Jalala, you want to get Jalala?
Yes!
That doesn't have a big line.
Should we jump out?
I'm going to pop off real quick.
I don't think we need to carry the belt there.
No one's going to like do this.
Oh, yeah, they're all just looking for us.
That's crazy.
This is the definition of a small town. You know, I haven't seen this for like a year. I wish I grew up in a small town.
Rainbow shop, we gotta get you a bunch of rainbow tie-dye shit. Let's go to the rainbow shop.
Oh, fuck, it's closed because it's Sunday.
Fuckin' hell.
In Australia, especially around the home of days, everything just like closes mad early.
I use it on a Sunday because people just want to chill and not work.
They'll have a nice stay.
Thanks, I'm sorry.
Where's the sprinter at?
When you guys drop out, just drop out on the sidewalk side, so on the right hand side.
You'll obviously have to get out the side.
What are those?
Other type of help you want to say.
Is this cars? Is this stuff coming possibly?
No.
She can do it.
Alright, we gotta go get an ice cream. Let's go.
Let's go.
Is this lens? This lens is kind of cool.
They have the other ones that died.
Is it that guy?
Yeah.
Who else, huh?
Yeah, like, where is he going right now?
Yeah, I think so.
Thank you.
Hold on.
This next day?
Am I?
Do you want to see fucking out of here tonight?
Let's go.
Where?
Up?
If you give me lights, bro.
Oh, we're doing that this time?
Yeah.
I wish you'd be here in a second.
We'll go across here.
Thank you.
Salado!
Come on man, give me the crumb.
What's up everybody?
How you doing mate?
What's up, what's up?
You must say good day mate.
Good day mate.
What you think you're talking about?
Woo!
Here, here, here, here.
Damn.
That's a very bad place to live.
No, I swear to God.
What a beautiful day.
Sit me down, sit me down.
Fire!
Don't shoot me.
I'm waiting.
Don't drop that gun.
Hell, you got it?
Shit.
Yeah.
Still got one girl to ask you for a picture?
I don't know.
I have a girl on me, so it's all right.
That's your worst line up, eh?
Take two.
I like coffee ice cream.
They're not so many flavors.
Check out the real thing about the lens. The camera lens.
Don't fuck it in the mouth. I want a picture.
Have you got Papa Rubber?
Papa Rubber, is that Papa Preston?
It's hot, sir.
Woo!
Apologize.
That's it for breakfast.
Yeah, I did it.
Thank you.
It's a little weak.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
Of course, mate.
Yeah, it's just on him.
It's just on him
I'm sorry I
Step on the hearty stuff
Okay, they're here.
Wait, wait, hey.
What's up?
Scottle.
So I just put my phone over here?
Hold on.
Oh, yeah.
So we have to leave it over there?
No, no, no.
I need the whole device.
I have the device over here.
And then, can you make the lens so it starts?
It's how it starts.
Yeah, it's already.
No, take off the, where is that?
Be all the way.
It is, it is, it is.
We can take off the, it's all right.
It's the baddest possible attack.
Here, my bad.
Can I get out of here?
Yeah.
Here.
No, no, no, no.
Fine.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
You want the picture off, right?
Yeah.
You want it to get off there?
Okay.
Is that it?
Well, I'll get the picture.
Not about anything, two shots come in.
No, wait, what are you doing?
Alright, thanks.
Thank you, it's a little bright now.
Of course.
Is that paper here?
Okay, sorry.
I'm all over the place.
I'll pull out the lights.
Thank you so much.
Have a great day.
Thank you, thank you.
Hey, excuse me, sorry about that.
I'm sorry to let him out like that all the time.
John, how long was it like?
Um, I, sorry about that.
Throw it up to the White House.
Can we go out and we do a little bit of a review?
I don't know if you're okay.
Sorry.
Okay.
I don't know if you guys like that.
I don't know if it's a good idea or not.
Okay.
Hi! How you doing?
This is so good, guys.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Let's try this one.
Left leg on guard.
I don't wanna...
I appreciate it.
All right, should we go to Les Parkour?
Yeah, that's what we're going to do right now.
Shout out to us, bitches.
What's your name?
Shawty and Patty.
Shawty and Patty, give me some good grades.
Yes, sir.
We're quick.
Yeah.
Wow.
This is some great ice cream.
This is true.
Oh, I also want to infest your shit with my coffee.
But then yours might be weird because it might be both.
It's like refreshing.
It's amazing.
I hope these shrimp show how brave a place this is.
I'm going to be honest, I used to think Australia was a shit hole.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm very truthful.
I'm super not.
Yeah, no.
It's not.
Where my husband went?
Yeah, go in.
We're going.
We do the herring thing or no?
We can after, but let's go eat these where we might be able to look on the look-out
and see if we see any dolphins.
Or we might see some sharks from up there.
And just to get us like,
those kids aren't gonna want to ride their bike
it's just two pill.
Well maybe they fucking will because they're electric
but we're just gonna go somewhere else.
We're gonna suck in there.
Okay let's make sure to stop.
And we're just going up at the top here.
Should be on the top.
Oh wait, don't fuck.
What?
No, he's probably gonna get the window.
That's like so much better after
it's a cocky filter.
Oh!
as assault
assault
fucks the filter
after a while because my brother does not
as for samson's i'll show it to you
and i'm definitely gonna be coming in
like girls kind of a condor
so one of them is being rude and at the entrance like
Yeah, I was like, don't get that customer in it, don't get the...
Well, like, nobody, if anyone had a problem with...
But if anything, we're helping them, we're helping their business.
Well, we'll never say the name of their business because they would con...
It's not a fish.
Cover it up.
Okay, yep, yes ma'am.
No endorsement for you!
No.
It's good, but not as good as Frankie's.
Frankie's.
Is that the best... Oh, that's the best one we're gonna get.
That's the best one.
This is really good, but Frankie's is even bad at WIGI.
What happened?
All right, yeah, all right, question then, you be honest.
One by, two by me, because I wanna take talk live.
Yeah.
And there are some girls who are making fun of my blonde hair.
Really?
They said it looks like, it looks like 2015, like,
obviously I need to fade and shit,
but I need to wear the blonde hair
because I'm actually, I feel like I'm gonna,
I might just get a bus cut and go black.
Well, we could take you just like black
and give you the mullet from New Year's
and say how you feel.
I'll just give you the mullet. My hairdresser's here with me.
Seriously? Yeah, I'll give you the mullet.
Oh, I can't wait to get my mullet.
And I'm going to go on my stash.
Because we have taping extensions in our kit, and we can dye them with your color hair.
And then we can just tape them in. And when you're done with them, they can last like two, three weeks if you want.
Or if you want them out the next day, we just spray a spray and they literally just slide them out.
I can test it out.
Yeah, you can test it.
Oh my god, let's do that.
Test out a mullet?
I feel like you should test a mullet out.
How much do you spend on personal care?
Because you have a glam team.
Whenever we talk about money, it always
makes me look like an ass holder.
No, it doesn't, because you're a farm worker.
It does.
You've done so much things.
After we talked on the yacht that day,
and I was like, oh, yeah, maybe I don't even really
want to talk about money and then we did and it just got like out of control after you saw
on the internet and then so many men now they come in my messages yeah and they're like opening
line is always like oh go 75 with you I don't know why I gave them that accent but it's
like that's kind of weird do you think we're gonna be like standing in the ultra one day
And then he messaged me and said he'll go 75.
Like it's a weird business deal.
Very weird.
That was a great American accent.
Oh, was it an American accent?
I don't even know what the accent was.
But yeah, it's weird.
Although like messaged me and be like,
I'm not a millionaire, but I have a lot of potential.
Oh my God.
I get bad a lot too.
And so I'm like, I don't know
if I want to have any more conversations about money
because then it always ends up like,
I just get these weird messages about money and I'm like I'm not even, my life doesn't
even, my life revolves around the opposite of money.
That's the funny thing about I think when you have a financially like secure and whatever
that means to you I think then you don't really think about it that much.
The fuck's wrong with you?
I'm just gonna drive us up around the way so we can get away.
I'm never gonna go right here.
This is security good.
Why are they beefing with those people?
I don't know.
I don't know but the longer we stay here the more it's...
Why are they selling that way about it?
Oh, it's the dad wait, what happened?
What you're trying to come to the door?
Yeah, come on. I'm in
Let him have a go we'll go down the corner. Oh
He's a no. Oh my god. My security's argue with the old man
Yeah, the beach is up there. Fuck it. Let's leave everyone. Let's go
We have someone crap. Yeah, let's just be free fuck it. Let's go
I'm just gonna take a selfie.
Yeah, all right.
Wow, it's packed over here.
That's why I do don't wanna go take you to these beaches.
Is this time of year ever on tip for the vacation?
It's like a, wow.
Okay.
Yeah.
Is that exposure?
Articulation, articulation.
Ah!
Yeah.
Some great action.
All right, men.
Action.
Super men.
Oh, fucking men.
would not recommend don't try it
you know what I might get anymore
actually yes I am but just
it's so mid I literally can't stop eating it
so the lighthouse is around here
it's all the way up the top
rocks out there it's called Julian rocks have really great diving
you can definitely see some sharks out there
I
Yeah, I was gonna be the ice cream kid be too different. Yeah, it's the same formulas
I'm seeing a lot of Indians here. Oh
Yeah, let's say there you go servant wearing hello brother. Nice
Yeah, I need your help. Yeah, I hope you're sorry. Let's go pulling down here. Just for a moment. Oh
Okay, I think my guys in the argument right now, so you might not be around
just walk away brother why so what is actually happening I have no clue so the
dad tried to the dad told his wife right here like hey they're in this car and
then she said no and then I guess he tried to like stay right here to see
he was going to do it and he walked around and everybody just sort of argue
hmm interesting yeah we guys are dead that's what happened yeah yeah but
They might have come.
Let me call them.
By the time we get there, we'll be done with the ice cream.
Yeah.
We won't even have any ice cream left.
Yeah.
Fuck.
We got a line.
What?
Spray of mine, still.
Spray of mine.
Oh, cool.
We're good.
Yo, everyone, brother.
Are you all right?
Are you all good?
Yeah, we're good.
OK, were you able to find that spot?
I don't know.
Take these, you creditors.
No, I'm calling all these places, so I'm answering.
It's Sunday afternoon.
No one's going to answer at 4.20 on a Sunday afternoon in Australia.
Fuck, no.
I have a application that's just...
They're not going to pick up the phone.
It's not that you will not get someone to pick up the phone at this time on a Sunday.
Okay, bye bye.
Damn.
Ever since that day I've been insecure about my hair.
I'm just going to say where it has.
No, I need to get you a fucking mullet.
I don't think you should be insecure about your hair.
That lady did something to me.
Why was she really pretty or something?
No, I wasn't even that interested in it.
Why did her opinion matter?
Just because she said it was so much like anger.
She was very sure about it.
Yeah, she was mad about my hair.
She's like, why the fuck did you do that?
I'm not interested in it.
And she kept going.
Then the child's like she's right.
I
Oh fuck.
you
if the security guy wants to jump out and jump in my car, yeah, up to him.
Wait what?
Okay cool.
Security's in your bed.
We're good.
Yeah, tell them we're good.
Tell them we're good.
What's that?
Tell them we're good.
Okay, no, no, no.
Yeah, I'm gonna say this right now, so it's all good.
Just kidding.
Yes, no.
Sorry.
Fuck it.
Yeah, you guys just follow, just follow what I'm...
We'll be alright.
We'll just follow.
I don't know what the camera is doing.
That's fine.
They're not fine as regardless.
But we're just doing a little outro there, right?
Yeah, we're just doing our outro.
Yeah.
That was a full crack.
But what the fuck?
See, down here, can you kind of see through the trees?
Yeah.
Down there is where we're going.
That's the beach where we're going down there.
Oh, shit.
Sick.
So these are the expensive cribs?
Yeah.
Or all the rickshaws.
When I was still living here, and I wanted to go to America
and live there, I used to clean houses in this town.
All the vacation houses.
and when I would like have some houses that I would clean that are vacation rentals in
water goes, the expensive houses over here and when I would be done cleaning them,
me and my friend that I would clean with, we would like take pictures in them like they were
our houses and they were really rich and put them on my space and be like we're rich but we
weren't rich. We were just taking pictures in the vacation houses that we cleaned.
That's smart.
But it works.
Sick infinity pools.
And everybody was living in there.
Yeah, like we were all smart.
Everyone at my school, everyone obviously knows, but like, yeah, on the internet we were like
faking it till we make it.
Yeah, we were.
You guys might be tracking your belts on this one.
Yeah.
Oh, yes sir.
Can you turn that light on bro?
Because the light is fucking on.
I gotta get used to the seat belt.
Oh, shit.
Whee.
Wee!
Alright.
We're good.
We're the ending drone shot.
Oh, that would be sick.
Especially where we're going.
Down here, drone shot would be sick.
Three jobs.
What jobs?
How do you work?
My first job was actually at a crystal store.
Which you can imagine why.
That's where you started fucking with, okay?
Yeah, called the Laughing Buddha.
Um, it was in Malham.
Okay.
And then I had a job at the supermarket in my town in Malham, being a checkout girl, got
the register, bagging everything up, and I still kept that job, and I worked at a, like,
knick-knack store, like a dollar store that was, like, owned by the supermarket, so I
would, like, work one job after school, and then work the other job on the weekends.
And then I had a job here in Byron at a CD store, in record stores.
You were like, hello, Joz!
Yeah, I've worked a lot of them at the same time, so I could get a lot of shifts to save.
Oh hell yeah, this is beautiful.
This is crazy.
Don't worry, it's just my brother behind us, so we're good.
You can stay looking, there's no one else coming but my brother still.
Welcome to real life, Neon. What the hell does that mean?
People have a lot of jobs to save money.
Oh, I'll ask what they're talking about.
Yeah.
I'm not working job only on it.
And then, yeah, I was a cleaner for ages.
I made the most money as a cleaner.
And these houses here, you can see they're really pretty,
with the view and stuff.
That's where I used to pretend to be richer.
Manifestation, look at you.
Yeah, manifestation, manifestation.
And that's all my jobs that I've had.
Damn.
I don't have to do that again.
I'm just a bad kid.
It's funny though, because a lot of these houses,
I know what the inside of a lot of these houses
look like.
That's fucking crazy, somebody used to clean them.
Yeah, turn around, I'll come back.
Yeah, should you edit?
Or are we gonna deal with the thing?
Yeah, yeah, I feel like, and then.
We'll be here for long.
Quick little.
I'll go, I'll take him to the right,
up near like the rocky part to stand on.
And that, yeah, yeah, I think if you go to the end,
super high tide there.
But you know, we can like,
I think it's better than, fuck, the tide is hard.
It's like no beach, fuck.
Oh, there's supposed to be a beach over there.
Well, it's a small beach anyway,
but like, there's basically no beach right now
because the water is so high.
Mm.
Do you like beaches?
I don't think I would.
I just think that there are some,
I think they're great people
that like them to really seem to love them,
but I would feel a bit like I was trapped, I think.
I'm more like exploring and stuff and I don't think I'd like being limited by the hours of getting to explore and then having to get back on a boat like that.
Okay.
And I also think that the, I don't like the idea of so many people stuck on a boat with me personally.
Yeah, I get that.
My, some people in my family really, really like them.
I used to like that back then.
You can come up here.
I think we're good service guys here, because I'm just going to walk them down here.
Yeah, this is my brother behind us somewhere right?
Oh, fuck that.
Is he right there, Fessack?
Ah, chat punch him, dude. Fuck, I need a trash can. I feel bad.
I'm gonna leave this on the ground.
Yeah, don't do that!
Yeah, no, no, I felt bad.
Don't be a tosser!
I took it back, Iggy, I didn't, I, I took it back.
It's a $1500 line for littering this country, don't be a tusser.
Oh, but I thought myself to be the same as you.
Just put it on the floor of Darcy's car, that's where mine is.
Oh, for real?
Yeah, and we'll throw it out.
See, I got my cup on the ground and then just put it on the floor.
Yeah, there you go, there you go.
Big water must work perfectly.
Swat it or hotter.
See, so you can do this walk, which we won't do,
but you can walk up there all the way and end up at the lighthouse.
Oh, shit.
But that's a lot of stairs for you.
Right along that walk, right?
But yeah, don't forget the ways.
It's high tide right now, but when it's low tide over here, there's like crazy rock pulls
with starfishes and stuff and you can see lots of dolphins and everything.
It's awesome.
This is like one of my favorite beaches to go to when I was a kid.
But it's just when the tide comes in which right now it's like peak high tide.
It's like the beaches pretty much like nonexistent.
It's just so beautiful there.
Yeah, it's really pretty.
This is just paradise.
Literally paradise.
So like, see how right now when you're looking at water
goes, you can't even walk the whole way along across that beach.
When the tide is out, that's the whole thing is the beach.
But it's probably really showy over there.
Sorry.
Congratulations.
Hope you guys get married.
Damn.
I'm kind of jealous.
You jealous?
No, I'm not. I'm not jealous.
Sometimes it's good to be by yourself.
You learn to be happy.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly!
Yeah, she hit.
Alright.
Yeah, it's like pretty rocky right now.
You can go around here and there's like a sacred beach,
beach, but the tide is probably too high.
Do you want to go up through some of these rocks?
How are you?
Are you going to be good?
Yeah, I mean, I probably shouldn't go through first,
because you've never gone through it, but maybe more.
Shouldn't we?
I don't have to go through the path.
I'm scared.
But I'm kidding.
No shoes, right?
No, just leave them here.
No one will stay your shoes here.
Okay, let's go.
Hey, it's just right here where it literally was going right here.
How is she so good at this?
Look at it.
How are you so good at this?
I did it, my house, childhood!
Come in, give me a minute!
Come on!
I'm coming, god damn it!
Fuck, it's pointy!
How do I get down?
Go up!
I'm coming, Iggy, don't worry!
You can do it!
Fuck, spiderweb!
I need a break
This is no joke this is no joke chat
Wow dude grow up here
We tighten up real quick
How the hell did you get here, brother?
Shoes off, right?
Oh, wait, should I keep my shoes on, you think?
Depends.
Oh!
Fuck me!
You're supposed to keep your shoes on first?
Yeah.
Oh fuck me
You're supposed to keep your shoes on today
Yeah, these are really sharp brother
What the fuck?!
Who the hell are you?!
What's going on, Pascal?
Let's get it, Pascal Siakam!
How are you doing?
Good!
Alright, buddy.
How the hell did you just get up there so quick?
I went with her.
Alright, mate!
Cheerio!
You enjoy your one safe, one taught.
Not taught.
Mate, nice to meet you.
All right, no way. You just mugged me. You just mugged me, bro
You mugged me
Means like you made me look like less of a man
Bro, she's going
This fucking little kid mugged me, bro. You're that guy. Oh you're calling her for oh my god
Oh my god
Oh my god, they're coming, they're coming!
I'm getting jumped by a gang of Australians!
It doesn't fucking take long, does it?
You're driving like who?
Him?
Yeah.
I'm here again, I made it!
You made it!
I fucking made it.
You made it.
They somehow still found us.
Are we still lagging here?
We're good.
No, you're good.
You're good.
This is fire.
Yeah, it's like lots of good rock tools here.
here when the tide's low but the tide's high so like when the tide's low like where all
these rocks are covered by water yeah it's way out so it's all little rock-climbing
staff there should like try to pull a little fish and stuff because it's high yeah you
can walk around it there's another secret beach around there that only like locals
know exist there'll never be a tourist at it but we can't get to it now the way
to like smash this shit out of us so we can do it.
Sure. Thanks, brother.
But it's nice though. Appreciate it.
Thank you. I just wanted to touch it for a sec.
Stand over here.
Should we end right here, Iggy?
Yeah, I think we should end over here.
Oh shit, it might be a little hard, come on.
I got this.
Oh shit.
Oh!
Give me 27.
Do you want me to come back to here?
It's possible, I didn't want to do that.
Alright.
Nah, I think it was the water in the back of it, cool.
Alright, chat.
I know y'all are mad at the end, we've been live for 5 and a half hours.
Everyone on the chat put a W, we'll be back on the 30th, what is that, the afternoon?
We'll be back the day after tomorrow.
We'll be back the day after tomorrow and then New Years and then I'm here for like
3-4 more days.
Um, W's the fucking time man, great streak, he went surfing, he went surfing, we tried
fishing. We catched it. Yeah we went on the back of the car and it turned on. That was sick.
I didn't think this car, that was fun. I'm sure it almost fell. You tried some bakery food even though
it was... We'll run that back. We gotta run that back to something great. You know what?
Before we leave we've got to get you a kebab though not on stream but we get to Sydney
So we'll tell you tonight where to get the best kebab that'll be all I can't co-sign
Sydney's because I'm not from there but I'll tell you tonight where to where I ate nine kebabs
yeah you can have my tents for free that's a real friend yeah you're welcome you're welcome
We're taking a picture?
Look, the water's so nice!
Where do I stay?
Oh, this is already got some better.
All right, Chad, I love y'all. I'll see y'all.
I'm gonna try to stream tomorrow myself.
Yeah, you should stream. I'll tell you something.
We can give him some recommendations.
Chad, I'll do a solo stream tomorrow by myself.
I'll go meet some Australians, fuck around, have some cars.
Go curse, cure, sir. Go up there.
Figure out some shit, and we'll be back for that in New Year's.
I love y'all. I appreciate y'all always.
Chad, thank you for planning this amazing trip.
She planned it, Chad, and you did a great job.
Yeah, it was good. I wanted you to surf and you surfed. I'm proud of you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Alright, Jack. I love you all. See you all soon. Join Twitter community.
Oh, Twitch if you're free.
Um, Iggy has a Twitch channel to stream on the channel.
Yeah, you don't have to follow me. It's whatevs.
Yeah, she's just here for the...
I'm just here for the vibes.