I'm like
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo chat testing testing testing
What's up, Jumafuckin' man?
Put the chat.
Again, that shirt.
Wait.
Do I wear their shirt often?
This is awkward of no music.
this oh my god oh my god oh my god same fit a lot oh my god shit um I'm gonna play
all song before we start the stream. Alright, I'm gonna play all song.
What is up? Dude dresses like a 12 year old? Oh my god, what the fuck? Harris chopped?
Shut up, bro. Holy shit. All right. What is up chat day 2 in Australia? Okay day 2 day 2 day 2 day 2 day 2 day 2
We got like seven days
Fuck I'm why is my shit not working your talented. Thank you. I appreciate it. I appreciate you. I appreciate you
All right day 2 in Australia. I know all the Aussies in the chat. What's up, mate? I'm proud to stop. Thank you
21 how original listen. All right, I'm gonna be honest, okay? We got we got a whole IRL plan
Okay, it's gonna be some solo shit, but be honest bro chat y'all what do y'all want to see how Australian girls act?
I'm curious myself. We're in a whole new country. All right
I was just curious. Okay. I'm very curious about how
You know, they're mannerisms how they act
And I want to make this a thing where we do this in every country. Okay, um
So yeah, that's the yes to be honest. Yeah, exactly. So it's I'm curious, bro
They said they said you can find your wife here. So we're gonna figure it out. Don't care. Don't care
Oh, sorry King swag. I'm sorry. I didn't know you didn't care. You know what?
King swag said that he doesn't care so now we're not doing it. All right. We're not doing it anymore. I'm sorry
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry King swag. I'm sorry. We're not doing it anymore. I'm canceling just because you said that just because you said that
You got no drip
Lame to the 10 gift that thank you. You're in this India. Oh also chat
I got in touch with a very very powerful guy in India the India trip is looking better and better for January
Okay, it's looking very very very good
January might be the month where we go to India. We spend a week in India. It's looking better by
the day. I love you. I love you too. Thank you for the gift, bro. Do not leave. Okay, you're weird.
Okay, listen to all the Australians in the chat. I'm going to Sydney. Okay, I am hiring more
security because I'm gonna be honest, bro. Okay, Australians are kind of rowdy. They're
low rowdy okay and I'm just gonna be I gotta be safe um but yeah so we got that
planned January still but still making sure it happens I'm thinking about
something I appreciate it commander thank you thank you thank you thank you
change fit yo bro I don't have another fit I can't is this not a good yo bro is
this not a good outfit not a fuck with it this is not drink look at my
rebots bro some fire shit is this not drink you looking mad good today thank
Thank you, I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
Eddie meet up, bro, Eddie doesn't want to do an IRL.
He wants to link with me off stream.
I'm kind of scared to link him off stream, let me be honest.
You dressed like a high schooler?
You'll purge.
You're 40 years old, bro.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
All right?
That's some gym fit.
It's not about, let me tell you something.
It's not about the heart, it's about what's within.
And let me tell you what I mean by that.
No one cares about your drip.
No one cares what you wear.
No one cares about your hair color.
So what if I'm highlights and I'm a grown man?
So what? Fuck, I need deodorant.
I'm sweating. It's hot as fuck in here, bro.
Australia's hot. Australia's really hot.
Kick return soon.
I'm gonna be honest, me and him are gonna have a meeting.
We're gonna have a little meeting.
I don't know, bro. I twitched my home.
I'm gonna see, we gotta see, we gotta see,
we gotta see, we gotta see.
I reckon that there's many possibilities, I reckon.
Isn't it? I reckon.
Your camera's bad?
The quality's shit.
Oh, what's up? Thank you.
I just know you smell right now. You're staying you take steroids
Staying you texting me asking me for peptides and testosterone leave me alone
You take steroids mud
You're a steroid fucking user king swag with the sub. Thank you, bro
Unless you get that money. No, it's a bit blurry
Yes, it's got a it's a it's a little blurry. Do you know why?
All right
Hey, mud you start already. Okay chat the reason why we can't start because there's only six girls here
We're waiting on 15 more
There's only six girls here
Kiff is a brand for bitches with no ass. I think I'm that's my type low-key. I like I like more like skinny girls
Not skinny but like skinny with with a nice figure. All right. I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. There's like 19
I'm not gonna lie, bro. It's hella girls here. I don't know how they route. Yo, Joe
These girls woke up at 9 a.m. to get ready for the shit. All right. There's like 19 20 girls
And oh my god with the 10 gifted. Thank you. There's like 19 girls here, but I'm gonna be honest, bro
Oh, I funnel doom. I don't know
What is it?
No, none of them I've left bro, I said no no left girls none of these girls have only fans, bro. I
Think chat. I'm not gonna lie. My purpose is
To save women from that demonic shit
It's my goal.
Is it good enough?
Let me know when we're good so I can get up.
Is this Iggy's crib?
No.
Bro's camera's still...
Shut up, bro.
Holy shit.
It's fixing.
Is it good enough?
Yeah, it's good enough.
Yo, why does my hair look like that?
Doesn't Iggy have it left?
No.
You idiot.
Fuck.
No, I'm not talking about my glorious queen like that.
What is JCB coming back?
I haven't heard from JCB in months.
Not Jolt the Sub.
Cam is fine.
Okay, alright.
Let's get this started.
Shout out to...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're gonna do shout-out stuff.
A bunch of people will help make this happen.
But first things first, we are in an amazing, amazing fucking crib, okay?
I'm gonna get you guys to meet the owner.
If y'all wanna...
Hold on.
Let me just...
By the way, yo!
Australia.
Your energy drinks don't work.
At all.
I have no energy from this shit.
At all.
So I'm just here chat. We have an amazing man over here. Oh my friend. Let's get brother. How are you doing?
Chat this motherfucker has the craziest crib. I've ever seen in my life. We're gonna do a whole tour of the shit
We pass it on everyone say hi if you don't do a little intro for the DUS fan base if they don't know who you are
We'll get this on first. Okay. Yeah. Good. Yeah. Good to go. Yeah. What's up guys? I'm show me
I live in Australia be making content for about 10 years now. So yeah, it's good to see some boys from America here
Yes, sir. All right, so we're doing this way. I didn't notice that panda. I came here last night chat. This crib is fucking amazing
It's I told you before it motivated me, bro. I want to build this in the US. Yeah, I'm not not money for it
We'll figure it out though
But chat we're doing the 21 but before that I just want to give you a little tour
If you want to take take the lead on it. So this is the place. This is a living area here
I've been renovating this place for about four years now. Okay kind of just finished up
When we get outside you'll see all the entertainment, but um, yeah, it's pretty cool
I've made it pretty much a fun house. Yeah got the pool. You're gonna leave outdoor screen arcade
UFC ring fucking basketball court everything
Imagineable chat. It's sick. Well pretty much a kid's dream. That's what I'm aiming for you know, I always had a dream
I'm 31. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, 10 years. I'm 21 21. Yeah. Yeah, you got a lot of how long you've been going
How long I've been gay how long you've been filming? Oh
Oh my God.
How long have I been doing this for?
How long have I been doing this for, chat?
Five, six years.
Lower the brightness. He needs to meet Eddie.
I will. Ten years.
They're saying you're an OG.
They know you, bro.
Thank you.
Hey listen, you Aussie fucks.
Y'all in the chat.
I need Australians in here, mate.
Yesterday they were deep, bro.
There's not a crazy amount of them but like you said they're like that hard. Yeah, they're cool. They're cool
Um, you know, that was a travel
Oh, there's a there is was that the longest flight you've been on?
No, I'm not Pakistan so I'll park it. Yeah, but so what am I what am I?
Most OG clippers. I'd like this clipping clipping organization, whatever. He's actually Australian. So I got an income
Adam, come link me, bro. Come link me. Okay. Let's do a little tour of the back. Awesome
I don't want to show the front of the house and give up the address but actually no actually I gotta show you this one piece first
Okay, yes, sir. This one special to me. Well was special on this whole place. It's fucking amazing. Is that real gold?
Well, is that real gold?
No, it's not
So this one here is actually my ex-girlfriend. I got it molded are you serious? Yeah spent $50,000 getting her molded
Okay, and then um, yeah, she broke up with me
two weeks later. No, I'm only taking this. It's not my heck. Fuck, bro. How much is that
cost? But sometimes when I get lonely, I go and look at her. How much is that cost?
Maybe five grand. Yeah, not fifty. Yeah, so I guess you started this room in the piano
room. Okay. Initially, I created this as an office space, but it kind of felt weird
in the middle of the house and I just wanted to... You play piano? Let's have
the crack, eh? Let's hear it, mate. I'm not good, but let's have a go.
Now that one. What is that? Let it be, Beatles. Oh, I'm not that good at the Beatles. But that's fine though, that's cool.
I don't think they, well, we can just go straight to the back. Yeah, cool. And show it. This is like a Love Island set.
Love Island this shit is crazy bro. If you want to just show the so we have a lot of things to look on the backyard
But that's like a little little overview. We can go one by one. It's just yeah, the fucking UV here is crazy
Yeah, yeah, it's so hot a shit. It's like we'll come in here and I have sensitive eyes
pretty fucked oh
Yeah, I love this feature. It's got like the glass panel saying throw it to the pool
And then this is a sunken fire lounge, which is what's that's the quality fine or no?
it's cool okay oh oh shit so this is a fireplace that's pretty cool in winter
you can just like sit around there yeah and if you got some of the sport on you
can put it on the big screen as well so that's a big screen behind you okay cool
cool cool at night this place looks sick like there's lights it's even fucking
crazy yeah all the trees have like the light up displays and the pool and
everything so we're just getting started with your way to RC bro the shit so
So you're going on a few dates today, I am.
Yeah, there's 20, 20, 20 things, 20 parts.
20 things.
Just trying to, you know, I just want to, like,
I want to show the chat, the Australian woman, because.
Yeah, yeah.
I heard they're a lot different.
What do you think about them, Si-Fi?
You've met a few.
Oh, yeah.
This has been all right.
Chat, I'll tell you a story of what happened off camera.
I was, you know, I was at this place last night
just chilling.
And there was this lady, and I told her, I was like,
You seem like you have a lot of bodies.
I was just trolling her and she got really mad.
She's like, you're such a dick.
And then she walked off.
The funny thing is they were actually lined up
for the stream today as well.
Yeah.
They were going to come through to the stream
and then you said that and all I look over
and just storming off.
Yeah, they stormed off.
They were pissed.
I'm like, what happened?
You're like, oh.
I had like a sensor.
I had a sensor and I was like,
I feel like you have a lot of bodies.
And then she's like, oh, you fucking dick, mate.
Yeah.
You fucking bloody guy.
I don't think that comment goes down.
Yeah.
With the bag.
It's fun to troll them like they're like they're not used to the Americans like fuck
That's the spa there should we go to the arcade now or after yeah have a look at the arcade
She took it personal trolling off camera gets that point. I know sorry. I was just like I don't know
Bro, she was so mad. I feel bad if you're watching this I come they were actually gorgeous
Yeah, they're pretty they're pretty
They're pretty decent looking kid as your game. I thought I was gonna work chat
So this is the arcade arcade in your house. This is pretty fun. Fuckin sick man. Girls love this room they love that room here.
I'm a guy and I love it. Normally that's like a candy bar, but they get attacked pretty quick all the chocolates and lollies.
You know when you watch the movies at night and then you're craving chocolate I always end up here and then just like grab it.
So yeah it's not good for my health. Fucking hell. Emily with the 25! Emily!
Thank you so much. I appreciate it. We get the box machine. Yeah, so all the arcade classics the moto GP the
Punch machine the basketball Jurassic Park a little ice hockey
Fuck yeah
Sugar mom you do yeah, she just came to my life fucking
So she just gets me subs this go to 10. Okay Emily quick. Can we explain how this works? Can you give me another 50 subs?
So we can so we can show we can show my good friend over here how it works. She just yeah
Yeah, this gives me money, so like
50 bucks all right, I'm gonna say I appreciate it Emily give me give me some more so we can show them how it works, please
Do you know where she's from? Oh, no idea. Oh, no, I think she's from like Arkansas or some shit
Oh, yeah, she's like a country girl, but she just randomly
Oh my god
Better with the 50 that you don't do a lot about no, this is the first time
Okay, so that's like so there's there's no money. I'm like a stripper strippers. They have a stripper pull over here
Okay, we're just waiting for her.
Art, I love you so much, Art.
Thank you.
Stop begging.
Have you seen the...
She did it.
Okay, so she gave me 50 subs, $250.
That's it, that's it.
That's my sugar mom, yeah.
That's awesome.
Oh, that's dinner tonight?
Yeah, that's on me.
You guys, you're staying, brother?
Have you seen the wall?
Oh, oh.
That's like a custom art wall.
Let's see.
Hold on, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on.
Hold on, someone's in there.
No, I'm trying to get it.
Hold on, no, come here, come here, come here.
There's a code, and a locked door with a bunch of more.
It's actually not as cool as you think.
We can go in.
There's nothing cool in there.
Thank you, Emily.
I appreciate you.
Well, no, no, no.
It's just a spare room.
Just a spare room.
OK.
All right, all right, all right.
Interesting.
That's your bed for the night.
Thank you.
Oh, better!
With another 50 gift that you rich motherfucker.
I love you so much.
You're a real motherfucker and I sort of got it from you right now.
you
We are slowly coming back up and we're back wait no no yes we are yeah let's go
good job all right we're back all right chat damn bro y'all missed it chat what
it was is it was a VR roller coaster and it goes like three like you go 360
like your body like fucking yeah yeah upside down we actually did a challenge on
it one time we'll just watch this oh my god that would have been bad we did a
challenge on it one time two liter milk verse VR roller coaster okay so we had
to sculler and then jumped on the wrong yeah yeah yeah what is the hot tub no
this is actually just a big sunbed so I've got the umbrella inside
chat nice little minute so I can see this all you need bro this is this is
yeah I don't actually leave the house too much I have a life by your dad I'm here
wait the audio is delayed chat should be right here hold on let me see let me see
so Scott up audio is delayed the audio is delayed so many fucking tech
issues in Australia holy shit this country does not like streaming it's
Streaming is actually not too big here, yeah.
Yes?
Come on, Jack.
Give it a sec.
Yo, someone added Emily and said, give me your slut.
Don't call her slut, all right?
No girl's a slut.
Actually, that's not true.
But she's not a slut.
Not what you said last night.
No, no, no.
We're good now?
All right, you fixed it.
OK, all right.
Let's make sure the brightness is a little dark someplace.
OK.
So, Jack, this is your gym?
The gym?
Yep.
And then?
You working out a lot?
Yeah, I work out most days here.
Sometimes I.
Couple guy, man.
sometimes they go to a public gym too.
Seriously?
Just to get it out the house, you know.
I feel you.
Yeah, and then-
Fucking sauna right here.
Yeah, connected to it is a sauna,
outdoor shower and little ice bath.
Fucking sick.
And then-
Should we go down from there?
Yeah, yeah, watch this stuff again.
And then, got a couple sunbeds there.
Okay.
Got the skate ramp.
Skate ramp, you be skating?
Uh, I used to skate when I was younger.
Okay.
But, yeah, it hurts a lot more now,
falling from the top.
Oh, I feel you, I feel you.
I don't skate as much and-
Don't blame you.
Then I had less to worry about.
Should you plan on building anything on this grass right here?
I like to keep it quite open here.
I like it.
Yeah.
I like the greenery.
It's nice.
I like it.
So yeah, this was actually the last addition to the Renner's.
This is a go-kart thing.
We're going to have some of the people do it.
And we have cameras attached to the go-kart.
So it's going to be fucking sick.
He has a whole go-kart thing going through his whole house.
This is my dream house.
Yeah, this is fucking sick.
But Chad gets even better.
You have sea cage
So this is what was your meat? What was your thoughts behind this behind this?
I thought if I have an octagon in my house, I'll look tough never never fought in my life
But now that now the secrets outside I don't look tough anymore
But yeah got an octagon here. I'm came to get a few of the fighters here and stuff and do hell
Yeah, yeah, I'll be right
Then this is just like the little sports hut where we put all the balls and stuff
Then we got the three court got the tennis court more and more shit
Yeah, I got the tennis court. You know if you can see the goals in built to the fencing as well
Yeah, so it's got the soccer court soccer pickleball and basketball all the way. Yeah
This shit is crazy. And then yeah, you can see the is this the nicest backyard. I've ever seen yes or no
We can go to the goalcarts over there. Yeah, yeah, we'll go over there
The house is worth like yeah, what's the pocket watch brother?
but what's the price of this house?
It's around 20 million dollars.
Fuck.
Yeah.
20 million dollar credit.
Amen, chaps, well hard work gets you.
Work hard in life, you could have a crib like this.
This motivates me, bro.
It motivates me to keep going.
What's your house like?
Just a small place at the moment?
Pretty fucking shit.
Now, all my houses that I have are just investments,
so I don't live in them.
But a lot in Dubai.
I have a really nice one in Dubai, but Dubai, Texas.
Oh, is that a trampoline?
trampoline yeah yeah can you backflip fuck no does it work yeah yeah okay damn it's
so bouncy hey all right yeah nice little trampoline all right cool you have
to all audition one of the girls on there your backflip so yeah this is
where we park up the go-karts chat these right here are the go-karts I
got a couple go-karts here and then you can see I've done all the painted
lines as well. Oh my god. You've got the start line there and then it's kind of a track where
you do best time rather than like racing too much. I mean you still race but. Dude this is life right
here. This is fucking life. This is great but shit we'll get it. We have a backpack attached to
one of them so we'll get on that later but that's pretty much it. Chad what do you all think?
WRO house a lot of land crazy house. What do y'all think Chad? WRO house. Oh shit. Oh my god
Like a boom-boom with the fucking 25 gifted. Thank you. Sorry. They're just I'm not used to getting money like this, bro
They're just throwing money at me. Fuck
Maybe hey Chad my is that the is that the mind why you make money and no not at all
But you know a lot a lot of people just they they watch you but they use me for entertainment
They don't really give a fuck about me.
They don't really give me money.
But now!
Did you see the big panda?
This one's pretty cool.
How much did this cost?
This?
This was, I think, about $6,000.
Took like six months to come from China.
Oh my god.
But you know why it's a good piece, too?
Great piece.
Because if you ever get a Chinese by looking through,
they love pandas.
Oh, for real?
No, no, for real.
For real.
Are there Chinese people here?
Hey?
Oh, there's a lot of Chinese people here.
Yeah, definitely.
OK.
They've got big money here.
Are there Chinese girls here?
In here?
I think they're up along.
Not here, no.
Okay.
Why'd you say no?
Do you want some, Johnny?
No.
I mean, I don't discriminate, but...
Yeah.
Oh, my fucking God!
Baili, the 20 gifted, thank you!
All right, 10 gifted.
Wow.
All right.
Ask him if you can...
Oh, my God.
No.
What was it?
No, no, no, no.
I'll leave that to myself.
The chat's a little weird sometimes.
But yeah, this is stupid, man.
Congratulations on everything.
Thank you, bro.
This is fucking sick.
And thank you for letting me use your fucking house to do this.
Of course, bro.
Hopefully you find the one today, you know, you know, I'm gonna be honest I've heard
I've heard these Australian things are pretty pretty brutal out here. They're rude. They're aggressive
They're pretty aggressive. They just want money. They want a purse. Yeah, you know, I don't so you tick all the boxes then
Yeah, but it's tough so yeah, yeah, I'm gonna see I'm gonna see there's like doing a lot of them
So it's gonna be see how we got it. Yeah. All right. Let's go. All right chat. Yo stop telling
Stop begging girls for money chance. I'll be weird
The girls are leaving wait.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Is there anything else in the tour I'm trying to think of?
Sure.
I mean, we've got the bar there but...
They're all in there right?
Yeah, I think all your dates are in there.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, cool.
Where are the, where are the, where are the mandem at?
You all say mandem out here?
Mandem? What's that?
Oh, for real?
You don't know what mandem is?
Mandem, what is it?
The mandem.
No, no, what is it?
Like the boys.
Oh, the boys.
I never heard of it.
What? I thought that's from Australia.
Nah.
The Nandan. Maybe it is, but first off out of it though.
Oh, fuck, okay. Maybe it. The Mates.
Maybe that's the problem with our passcars.
Can you tell me to head over here?
I'll bring him out.
That's UK? Oh my god, fuck. I'm sorry, Chad, I'm learning.
I'm learning, Chad. I'm learning, learning, learning.
I think you're up.
I'm learning.
Alright. Chad, today's gonna be a great stream for the W, bro.
I'm excited, bro. We're trying some fucking kangaroos.
We're doing a lot of shit.
Australia's a vibe, bro. It's a great city, great country.
You gotta tell me more, I'm the man talking.
I love this shit.
Oh, just say when it's a good time.
Love this shit.
You got his mic?
Yeah.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Noise, noise, mates.
Ask him for a cone.
Ask him to smoke a cone.
Smoke a cone.
You ready?
Yes, sir.
Ready to meet some Australian girls?
How you doing, brother?
Good hell, yeah.
Chad, this man right here, set everything up within like 10 hours.
With a bit of hope.
I was on stream too.
They all know we're still on the 24-hour stream right now.
So he's live right now Chas, a very big creator in Australia.
You have access to a lot of women?
A little bit.
So I just wanted to educate, this is like an educational thing, this is like a, I don't
know, I'm telling you.
This is like an educational, it's like a, you know, a discovery channel.
So they can understand a show, you women.
Exactly, exactly.
This is the chat.
Yeah.
So you got, how many girls are there?
I think we're at about 18 now.
18 to 20 roughly.
18 to 20?
Not exactly sure, yeah.
Are they mad?
Like angry that we're late or something?
Yeah.
No, they're all right.
They're chilling.
They're a bit nervous.
I think they're a little bit nervous to meet you.
Are you serious?
A little bit.
Of course.
They're making fun of my outfit, bro.
Why?
The girls or the chat?
No, the chat.
No, yeah.
It feels good.
Hold on.
My bad.
Two seconds.
Ladies with a 25, give the thank you.
Let's sit inside.
You got sunscreen on?
Oh, I do.
You got a little bit on the side of your face.
You know what?
Thank you so much for telling me because the girls would have said something.
You're a real one.
Yeah, yeah, welcome to Australia. Where's your restroom it? Um, I'm actually not too sure
All right, all right, we'll be quick check your good hands. I do not have access to a lot of girls
That's not what this is. I must have it's good to write as well
You got your mic on now
Is that on they can hear
Alright, so basically what we're gonna do is we're gonna introduce him to a bunch of the girls one by one
Kind of like the bachelor style but also like 20v1 style.
We got to make sure you give him like Aussie's first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'll get a good order for sure.
Yeah, and then, because we have a couple of like,
wait, Neon Shack, can you guys tell me what's his type?
I'm gonna go Neon Shack.
Yeah, we do need to know his type.
Also, Ben, if you're mine,
can you please turn my chat off?
Yeah, yeah, who's?
Shack, can you guys tell me what's his type?
Why are they both pretty boys?
We're not pretty, are we?
Yo, uh, I haven't matched short right now.
Blondes, a lot of girls.
Black, blonde, blonde men.
Is there any men in the order?
They are saying, ah, we do have one blonde guy.
One guy?
Don't tell them.
Actually, don't tell them.
You've got to keep the blonde guys.
Blonde, they say, we do have a few blondes.
There's a few blondes.
There's a lot of blondes in Australia.
I wouldn't say this is absolute Aussie spec right here.
Yeah, this isn't, you know,
there's some beautiful women don't get wrong.
But I wouldn't say.
Like we can, oh not saying that we can get beautiful,
more beautiful, but like Australia can really provide sometimes.
Not that we haven't, no, no, no,
they're beautiful women actually.
Yeah, they are.
I'll take back everything else.
I love every single female that is here
and honestly I think that, you know,
I know you have to start laughing about that.
No, I haven't.
Did the sunscreen gone, mate?
Yeah, it looks good.
Yeah, you're protected now.
Thank you.
All right, what's that, brother?
Yo, how you doing?
How you doing?
Okay, so how do we do this?
Cause I'm letting y'all take the lead.
All right, Ryder's gonna take the girls
around the front.
I think we should hide, so you can't see them yet.
We'll get it now. You gotta wait one by one. We'll go the front door. You bring it
They're excited. Yeah, they came. Do you know what came me? They're clean. They're clean. They're clean. No comedian
No aids clean. They're keen keen. How do you spell King? That means like they're excited. Oh
Fairly, yeah, you're a little parched a little parched
What does that mean?
What?
Is that an Aussie thing?
Bro, how do you not know your own sling?
Parched.
Is that just like-
It's slightly parched, mate.
Nah, that's not- that- that might be the angst.
Hold on, let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see that back up there.
Um, am I saying the wrong thing, Jack?
Nah, that is an Aussie word, but we don't really say that.
Chat, do we say that much?
I don't think so, Lucy.
So, you're parched?
Uh, f-
Hey!
Did you play the piano?
Yeah, I saw.
I love the piano.
You don't play piano?
That's why the bitches love you, bro.
No, they don't, bro.
They don't.
Oh, they don't.
They hate you.
I think they don't hate me.
Is there any water anywhere?
It keeps you in the qualities, though.
Yeah, it's a bit effing in here.
It is?
Yeah.
It's good.
We're lagging.
Both things, Australia's the UK.
All right, let's just move up over here.
Now, bit rate is slowing down.
All right, maybe we just chill right here.
We can do it in here if we need to.
Let me see.
Is it better in here, Chad?
Better?
It's so tough.
I'll sit here.
Thank you. I got. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Here's it across. Is it better? Is it better back?
Stop. What is a clinker?
A clinker. Yeah, the clinker.
But I don't even know what that is. I call it.
Well, are you so energetic right now? I don't know.
But I'm not glad that energy might have really done.
Yeah, you like me.
Are they in America?
No, true. Vs is not in America.
No, no, no.
They make a big thing for the sub.
He's tall. He's tall. He's tall.
Where does that have to do with anything?
You're like the Australian.
I'm tall?
They say I'm tall.
Yeah.
Now you're pretty tall.
You're like six foot four.
Well, I don't want to lie.
I'm six foot two.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
I'm buddy.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm six foot two.
Okay, cool, cool.
Say hi.
I was just trying to give you a little more.
So what's the beef with, okay, I see a lot of New Zealand people and they're
really mad that I'm here.
Really?
Yeah.
What's the beef with the New Zealand's in the Australians?
I don't think there's a lot of beef.
Oh, there might be.
And there's just a lot of like tall poppy syndrome in Australia and New Zealand.
What does that mean?
different and like you try and hate them and bring them down man that's lame
bro yeah I'm gonna be honest I think I made a decision I want to stay here for
six months of the year really I'm gonna be an Australian citizen I think you
could do it do you reckon you could catch kangaroo that's what we all have to
do remember like to get to citizenship yeah yeah I'm going back 25 appreciate
you bro
fuck up girls I'll tell them wait a second okay do you want to sus the
internet in that area. We probably can't do it. Suss means? Suss gay. No, no, no, no, like
suss out. Like you check something out. Just wait. Are we getting jumped? Okay. Where do
we sit? I think we're having them come one by one. Yeah, I think standing is good for
first. I feel like a pimp right now. I don't know. I don't like this. It's alright. I'm
gonna let you take the lead. You gotta wear shoes when shopping for shoes. Have you
heard that saying? So even if you go to girl, you still gotta look at other. I
Yeah, me, you know, what's I have how long have you known her for? No, I just
Okay, shout to her. She she couldn't come on
Oh, no, no, of course not. That's that's all you better. I'll never do that to you. Um, what do you want to do?
I'm trying to figure out where do we was a piano room, okay?
Bro, it's like fuck everywhere, bro. Yeah house. It's an amazing house, but fuck it's like lag central
Where do we go chat? Frames keep dropping?
Ciscotto! Are the frames dropping or are we good?
Fucking dumbass kid keeps texting me bro.
Okay maybe I just sit right here.
Honestly? Fuck it.
Should we just have him come?
I think you understand.
I got to stand?
Yeah because they're gonna be walking in.
We're just lagging a bit there.
We're in a bit of a situation right now.
You reckon he has to stand because they're gonna be...
Yeah, I would see it up for sure.
OK.
We got the first go ready.
Wherever you want to go, we can do it.
Do you want to just do it like in the middle of that whole way
right there?
I think we just got to keep going.
Or even right here?
Yeah, just bring it through here.
Yeah, yeah, cool.
All right, here you go.
Yep, let's do it.
I'll do it.
Should I pop out with him while you're talking to you?
Do you want to represent?
Oh, sure, yeah, leave it on here.
But stay right there.
Like, oh, you look 360's in there.
What do you want me doing?
I can just walk out.
Bring the, bring the, yeah, bring the.
Should I do it on Aurora?
Oh, it's gonna help.
Yo, Sustano, is there any way to, uh, can you ask him to close that thing?
Cheerio?
Cheerio, would you like a bucket?
Oh.
Thank you.
That's UK bro, fuck man, I gotta learn bro.
It's so tough bro.
Hello, I'm Indigo.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
Are those teeth real?
Um, they're composite bonding.
What is that?
It's like built up, so not veneers, but like, the like cheaper version of veneers
I guess.
Oh, cool, cool, cool.
You wanna see what's up to the chat?
Hi, what's up?
Okay, uh, what's your name again?
Indigo.
Isn't that like a fruit?
It's a color.
Oh cool.
It's like a purpley blue color.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
Indigo.
What does Indigo go?
Come with me Indigo.
Okay.
Nice to meet you.
All right.
Indigo, can I have your mic?
Indigo, how old are you?
I'm 20.
20?
Yes.
Just head through the bar room.
Nice to see you again, Indigo.
Again?
Oh, really?
What the hell?
No, no, no.
I saw her before.
Okay.
How are you?
I'm fine.
That's good.
She looks like 30.
You think she looks like 30?
Yeah, she's great.
What do you show to your son?
Yeah, I feel you.
I feel you.
We'll bring in the next one.
Maybe that will be a little bit younger.
OK.
Yeah.
Wait, so am I allowed to say no?
What?
Am I allowed to say no?
Yeah, it's OK.
But I think you want a good pick for the next number,
because they are going to walk away from you
if they don't want to continue.
Oh, they can say no to me.
Yeah, they can say no to me.
Oh, I'm going to get humbled.
OK, all right.
Yeah, sounds good.
So you just play your cards right?
Yeah, sounds good.
You got this?
Now you've got it.
I feel great.
Wonderful.
Our top people are really white and our bottom people
are yellow.
Is that a normal in Australia?
So the mic's over here. They'd be nice. Oh my god. I've never had a situation where
they can walk. I thought I'd have them. Okay.
Aslam Malikum. What the hell? Alikum Aslam Alikum. What's
your name? No, I have a Muslim family. Oh, who? What's
your name? Bella. Bella. What do you do for a
I'm a content creator and streamer content creator. Okay mate interesting. How are you?
27 okay, so what what's the meaning behind that tattoo right there?
Um, it was for my uncle's wedding. It was henna, and then I got a tattoo. Okay. Cool. All right. Well nice to meet you
Nice to meet you. All right
Is it the age thing?
I can't say it's brother.
I want you to go to a toaster.
No, no, no.
I'm just kidding.
No, I'm just kidding.
That's a good game.
Maybe Sir, like...
No, it's good. It's great.
No, they're all good. It's all good.
We have like, 15 or more.
I like a bit of maturity.
Yeah, for sure.
I'm going back to my little ways.
I got a chill. I got a TP. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm like, I'm a country with something in their fucking water.
Yeah
Hello, hello, how are you doing? Well, are those eyes real? Yeah
Shy shy yeah, like shy. Yeah, but shy and I but shot for sure. Oh, cool. Yeah
How long you've been in Australia for me? Um, I was born here
I was originally from Sydney, and then I moved to Gold Coast when I was 18.
Oh wow, how old are you now?
20.
20?
Yeah.
I'm going to Sydney tomorrow.
Oh cool, I love that.
Oh yeah, well nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
All right.
Well no, every girl is amazing just the way they are.
Tell me what you're thinking. What do you want from us?
No, nothing, this is not, yeah, yeah, it's not good for me.
Colin Girls' Mate?
Okay, cool.
So, um...
No, no, no, Chad, it's like a little, there's two shows,
and then we start the first round.
We haven't started yet.
Okay.
She's a bit shy?
Hi, how are you? I'm Charmaine.
Nice to meet you, brother.
Nice to meet you.
How are you doing today?
Good. How are you?
I love the hair.
Thank you.
Looks great, man.
Is it like a sleepover at your house?
Of course. I got a spare room.
Why are you a girl with a beard?
Or a little stubble?
It comes with it.
Fucking hell, man.
Thank you.
Shall we wrap it off here?
Yeah.
Let's go.
Oh, you met like...
oh oh oh my god oh my god she's the one world the fuck is wrong with y'all bro
she's the one is insane
do i have to say he looks like pucys y'all are funny hello how you doing you know it's crazy
i love girls with glasses yeah we've got our glasses wait can i see how you look without glasses
Yeah, of course.
Okay.
Nice.
Natural queen, natural queen.
What's your name?
Mikayla.
Mikayla?
Yeah, yes, yes.
Guess what my name is?
Neon?
No, I'll show you.
That's not your real name.
Wait, huh?
We talk?
Hello?
I'm Canadian.
What the fuck are you doing here?
I live here.
I moved here like two years ago.
What are you doing here?
Where's your accent?
Vancouver.
No, like, where's Australia?
Do you have it?
Oh, no, no, no.
Not yet.
I don't know if I'm going to get one.
Okay.
How you liking Australia?
I love it, much better than Canada.
Do you know Cribbazz?
No.
Oh, something better.
Okay, all right, well very nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I'll see you on the flip side.
Okay, see you.
All righty.
Oh, look at her.
Okay.
Oh, look at her.
Wait, you liked her after all that?
Yeah.
That's good.
You liked her?
I mean, this is more of like a,
just for the chat, but yeah.
I don't.
I can't.
She won't start smiling, so I think that's good.
Yeah, yeah, cool.
What?
They're saying to stop moving so much.
What is it?
For age?
Oh, they've got to be above 18, right?
I just woke him.
You don't have real Aussies?
Where's your accent?
Yeah, I was confused.
Hello!
Oh, it's you!
It's me!
I'm back!
How are you doing?
I'm good, how are you?
This is a real Aussie.
This is a real Aussie, yeah.
A real Aussie.
How'd you...
You woke up this early?
This early.
What do you mean?
It's 12 o'clock.
Yeah.
It's not early for you?
Yeah.
Is that early for you?
Alright.
Is that early?
Alright mate.
If you want to tell them a little bit about yourself?
Mayor.
I'm 20.
I'm from the Gold Coast.
How do you like it out here?
I love it.
I would never move.
You see that's what they all say.
I know.
But then you come to the US and you're like, oh my god.
It's a great year.
Really?
You prefer over, I mean, Gold Coast?
Yeah.
Really?
It's cool though.
It's a good experience.
It is.
It's a good experience.
You're 20.
starting nursing, seven lives.
Oh, you're gonna be a nurse?
Yeah.
All right.
You know, I'd met you.
I met you.
You're very nice because you know what, you know what being a nurse means, right?
In the US.
What?
It means you're a stripper.
What?
In the US, every nurse is a stripper.
Really?
Yes.
Oh my God, no, I'm not here.
Not here.
That's just America.
All right.
Well, very nice to see you again.
Nice to meet you.
All right.
See you again.
Bye.
Hello, the mic.
Do I do it back there?
Move it.
I was just going to do it back there.
Oh, no.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Hey, you got it on me, hello.
Oh, I love it.
Can I, can I put it there?
I was just giving her a warning.
I think it's better than nothing.
Thanks, thank you.
Oh, I love it.
Got shoes on.
Hello.
Hello, mate.
How are you?
How are you doing?
Good, thanks.
How are you?
Why are there so many blonde girls in Australia?
I know right?
It's just pure Aussies, eh?
That's just us 10s, blonde hair.
And every girl's blue eyes.
Yes!
I know right?
Cool.
Those are natural?
Yes.
And the US, they use contacts.
Really?
Yeah.
I guess that's a good thing for us though.
Yeah.
Blue eyes.
Eyes are like popping.
Yeah.
Oh, you might have my credit.
There's Ed Matthews.
OK.
He has like eyes just like your vision.
Look at the camera.
Eyes are got blue eyes, right?
Yeah.
All right.
What's your name?
Abby.
Yes.
Abby, Abby, Abby.
OK, Abby.
I live here. She's my hometown. We love the Gold Coast.
What's one thing I have to do before I leave?
Go to the beaches.
Oh, okay. What else?
Probably go to the pub.
What's the pub? Oh, the pavilion.
Yes, go to the pub. Go there.
Nice to meet you.
Wait, did you move your shoes though?
No, I'm best with it.
I carry me just to keep it on my feet.
Oh, wait. Let me see the bottom of your feet.
Oh my god.
This is very weird.
Let's get a check of the bottom of your feet.
It's an Aussie thing. It's an Aussie thing.
No rings? What are you talking about, bro?
I can't get it out of my mouth.
All right. I'm not glad. They're all about to walk away.
So after this is done they all stand on a line
And if they wish to leave then they're gonna leave
Hello, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I give you hugs. Blue eyes. Okay
I'm Libby blue eyes again. Yeah, there's a lot of blue eyes out there
Oh, blue eyes are sick. Yeah. Your name is Libby Libby Libby Libby like Lib Lib Libby Libby
Libby Libby why Libby Libby? I've never heard that before. Yeah, it's like not super common
But kind of if you have to guess what my name is, what would you guess? I actually don't know. Yeah, just take a wild guess
James
The hell no, what is your name? Mikhail Mikhail. Yeah, that's cool. That's a cool name
No one else has my name. I would have never guessed on million years. Yeah, so
You live your whole life in Australia. Yeah, yeah, there's some like
There's some frauds in your ass. I met a Canadian.
No, there's a few others out there as well.
Oh my god. I'm looking for an Aussie.
An Aussie. Wait, so what is this?
So there's this word in the UK that you use. It's called tart.
Tart. What's that?
Oh, okay. That's how you do it.
No, it's not here.
I'm still trying to learn the slang.
I was looking online because I felt so left out
because everyone was saying all this random shit.
No, you'll learn some slang,
but UK and Aussie sometimes the same,
but sometimes different.
Teach me one word. One Australian word.
Do you know what a dooner is?
Dooner.
No, it's like a quilt cover like the blanket you sleep with a donor. That's called a doona. Yeah, do not do not
She's a blue cat
Can you hold it?
Right up.
Hello.
Oh, you're short.
Yes.
How are you doing?
Good.
How are you?
Nice to meet you.
Are those freckles natural?
Yes, they are.
Cool.
Natural.
Cool.
Because, wow, that's fire.
Hell yeah.
What's your name?
Tara.
Blue eyes again.
Wow.
Everyone here got blue eyes, chat.
Everyone here got blue eyes.
So your name is Tara.
Yes.
Like Tara reading.
Like card reading.
Like Tara reading, like Tara reading.
No, T-A-I.
Yeah, Tara, like Tara reading.
Isn't that with a T at the end?
Tara, I don't know.
So how tall are you?
4'11".
Oh, I stand in the center of my feet if you don't mind me?
Wow.
Are you classified as a little person?
No, 3cm off it.
Oh, high five!
There it is.
So, um, question.
Confidence, okay. Yes. Are you a natural? They are. Wow
Very nice. Thank you. Oh, baby. Okay. Yeah, you could use it. You could use the winding strips. Okay. They work
Do you like you tell me? Oh
Very nice to meet you. You too. Alrighty. Enjoy. Thank you
Is that basically how all of our sharing on the network?
Is that like her face is blush?
What does that mean?
Is that how all of our sharing on the network?
How are you?
What are you doing?
Okay.
Hello.
Thank you.
Hi.
Hello, how you doing?
I'm good, I'm Sophia.
Nice to meet you.
Wait, look at the camera.
You look like my friend's girlfriend.
Oh, what's her name?
His name is Cheezo.
Her name is Kaylin Walker.
Oh yeah, I got something to ask you.
What?
Did you fake your death when you were young?
No.
How do you know about that?
Oh, just a birdie outside.
Like a bird?
Like a cockatoo?
do you know what a cockatoo is?
No, I'm still learning this channel.
He literally came down and said, Oi, this guy.
I don't know about this guy.
No, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Okay, let's do this.
What are we doing?
The check's asking for it out for the day.
My up.
Yeah.
This is active wear.
Cool.
And what else?
What are we talking about?
Let's just do a little short little intro and then I think all the girls have
the chance to just leave it if they want or if they want to stay.
if they want to stay for the next round.
Yeah.
Gangsta shit.
Hell yeah.
What's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Well, I wrestled crocodiles for living.
No, you're lying.
No, I'm not.
Are you fucking dead?
No, no.
You get like, down here like this, and they roll.
Right?
They roll.
Yeah.
Have you heard of a croc roll?
A croc roll.
You're dead ass.
Fucking rolling.
Yeah.
Sometimes you're most drowned, but that's all good.
Can you take me on a scavenger or an adventure?
Like that.
Amen, I fucking can.
Let's make it happen.
OK.
Alrighty.
All right. All right. All right. All right. I'll see you on the flip side. Amen, sir. Have a good one.
Yes, matey. You as well.
Oh, you wore a dress?
No, I feel like I'm overdressed.
No!
Can I hug you?
Sure!
I'm like a hugger.
Okay.
I feel awkward.
Hold on.
Why is your body warm?
Do you have a fever?
No, I'm just outside.
It was really hot.
Why does everyone in Australia have these eyes?
What do you mean?
It's just fucking crazy.
Look at her eyes.
Sorry, I'm just intrigued.
We usually like, you know, like you're not in LA, you look in a girl's eyes and it's
like you just see like the devil.
Really?
Yeah.
Like a blue, green?
No, it's just like demonic, just brown eyes.
Spread, baby.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
Yeah, no, that's bad.
But I don't see that hair.
Really?
I don't really see that hair either.
So interesting, you have a squiggly line.
Squiggly line.
What are these tattoos right there?
Guess what it is.
Oh, wait, guess what this is from?
I think you got this, you mean your drunk?
No, excuse me.
No, sorry, no, no, no, no.
Sorry, oh my God, I didn't.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm not at it.
Sorry, yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's a bunny rabbit.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, bunny rabbit, bunny rabbit, bunny rabbit.
And then do you know what this is from?
It's from a movie.
We're all mad here.
Surely you're not.
No, I don't.
You don't?
No.
What's that?
It's Alice in Wonderland.
What's that?
Alice in Wonderland.
What's that?
It's a movie.
Okay, cool, I'll watch it.
Jess, very nice to meet you guys.
Oh, sorry, you're a hugger.
Yes, I'm a hugger.
Bring it in!
All right.
So I got this one?
Yeah, this one is very, very cool.
This is going to look good.
How's it going so far, Jess?
How many more we go?
Thank you.
Mecca Boom Boom with the 50 fucking tickets!
Holy shit!
Thank you so much, bro. I love you.
Mecca Boom Boom, thank you.
Dubby's in the fucking chat for my mans, bro.
50 gets the thank you, thank you, thank you. I love you.
I love you so much, man.
Your money is gonna be very well used.
Hello!
Hi, I'm Emily Webb.
Emily Webb.
Can I give you a hug?
Okay, sure.
Why are you staring at my soul like that?
Is it just a blue eye?
Yeah, it might be a blue eye.
I'm Australia's hottest homeless woman.
So I wanted to know if you date a homeless girl.
No.
Wait, but why are you homeless?
Because I'm too hot to pay rent.
Oh, so you got to use pay for your rent.
Yeah, yeah.
So your name's Emily Webb.
So that means you're a porn star.
Why does that mean I'm a porn star?
It's just like when people say that's the one.
It's like, for example, there's a girl.
I'll give you an example.
Hi, I'm Sky Brie.
Like her?
Sky Brie is hot.
She is hot.
Yeah, she's cool.
She's cool.
I'm trying to nail the, the intro.
I feel you.
Okay, interesting.
So what do you, what do you do for a living?
I'm a professional flat.
Okay.
Try it.
Have a seat.
Well, it's kind of hard for me to sit right now,
but I'll try.
I'm kind of uncomfortable.
Oh, okay.
Let me move.
Sorry.
No, I just, one sec.
That's better.
No, I'm comfortable.
Go ahead.
Well, I usually sign an NDA
for the first date. What the fuck? That's a selling point, right? That's great. How many
NDAs have you signed in your life? Can't tell you that. Signed an NDA. You like the LA girls?
Yeah. Cool. Okay, alright. So you're in your professional flirt. Go ahead, try it. Now
you've got me on the spot. Go ahead. I'm waiting. Let's go. I don't usually do this
on camera. I'm scared now. I thought you were going to ask me questions. No,
No, this is, go ahead, you're the one who said it.
Chat, what do I say?
I don't know much about you, sir, it's hot.
What are your hobbies and interests?
That's your line?
I think you're a professional flirt.
That's why you're homeless.
This is why I'm a hermit.
What the fuck?
You could help me out.
Stop, someone said peekaboo.
All right, stop being weird.
So, wait, quick question.
Who is your, who's your inspiration as a woman?
Like, who do you want it, like,
who do you like aspire to be like?
Like myself.
Wow, you go, girl.
In my car, not my house because I'm homeless,
I have like big posters of myself in lingerie.
And then I take them with me when I sleep at guys' places
and like put them up, like do some redecorating.
Would you let me put them up at your place?
I'm good.
But so you like, you be like playing with yourself
to picture yourself?
Yes.
Do you not do that?
No, not at all.
It's weird to do it to other people.
Okay, how many bodies do you have?
How many bodies do you want me to have?
No, I'm just, you can be honest.
Including or not including NDAs?
Including NDAs.
Including or not including people in this vicinity?
What the fuck?
Have a great day, man.
All righty, very nice to meet you.
What's your name again, Emily?
Yeah, well, you probably don't want to shake that hinge.
Why?
It fell out earlier.
Oh my god, all right.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
I thought the US had the demons, this country might have the fucking demons.
I feel like I have herpes just sitting next to her, I feel like it's got transmitted
and just looking at it in her eyes.
Holy fuck, is that human?
Is that a human?
Hi honey.
Hello mate.
How are you?
Good thank you, how are you?
So no one here has brown eyes?
No, I think we all have blue.
What the fuck?
You like brown eyes?
No I don't, I like blue eyes.
Okay good, that's good.
Is your hair natural?
No, I'm naturally a dark one.
Oh, how'd you go away from the blonde?
I don't know, when I was younger I felt like I watched Twilight and then I was like, yup, so...
Shit.
I'm a little nerd, a movie nerd.
So, how long have you been in Australia for?
I've lived here my whole life.
No way.
How do you like it?
I love it.
It's amazing.
But I do want to venture out a little bit.
Have you ever gone to the States?
No, but I want to.
I want to move there.
Where do you live?
LA.
I live in the south.
Just close your eyes.
Imagine.
All right.
Top of the hill, in the hills.
Beautiful.
Eight bedrooms.
Amazing view of the whole city.
Amazing.
Pool, hot tub, sauna.
You can open your eyes.
That's what I have.
Oh, it's beautiful.
Oh my goodness.
You look like you would have that as well.
No, I don't.
You look familiar though.
Are you wanting to take his son?
What the fuck?
Are you?
For all type of conversations that will happen.
I like who's that, right?
Tell me about the conversations you guys are having up there.
I don't know, but you look familiar.
Yeah, that's.
I also love a short king though, so it's perfect.
I'm not short though!
You're probably like a little bit short.
Hold on, wait, wait, take your things off?
I don't even have heels on them though.
That's good, right?
Go back to Mac.
Brutty to Brutty.
Oh wow, oh.
You might ricochet off of it though.
Okay, yeah, that's the real part, for sure, I can feel it, okay.
You can, it's real, it's the real deal.
Hell yeah.
So what do you look for in a guy?
Honestly, I love loyalty, I love loyalty.
It's hard to find that nowadays.
Like a humble king, yeah, a bit of fun.
Let's go, let's sit down.
Have a seat for a second.
I'm comfortable.
Okay, I feel you.
So, the chat's asking.
You're getting nervous?
No, honestly, no.
Okay, good, that's good.
We're comfortable.
The chat's asking how many bodies do you have?
Bodies, low count, I'm gonna say seven.
Yeah, times 10?
No, I'm just kidding.
be real with it. I'm kidding. Do you like a high-body count? I don't know. I feel like
a lot of people don't care. They flex on it. Do you know what I mean? Well, I like, for
me, I like, she looks like a long neck. Like the dinosaur. You have a great neck. Thank
you. I appreciate that. Alright, so if you can go to any city in the US, where would
you go? I probably go. Honestly, Texas. Is that it? In the US? Yeah. I'm from Texas. No
you're not. I swear to God. Really? What part? Take me there. I don't know. I can't give you
specifics but take me to Texas. Let's go right now. What do you want to do in Texas? I'm
a cowgirl. That's not what Texas is. No, right? It's not. No, it's way better than
that. Okay. Give me the ropes. What is it? Give me the ropes. You want to tear
No, oh my god
Do you want me to know
Ropers in whip we could do the whip you are getting wet you could be you could like any
Little freaked out with low body count how's that possible?
I guess I don't know not really
Yeah, like back in the day just not for me
Yeah, are you slightly poached?
Am I slightly poached?
What's poached?
Dry?
Like Sahara Desert?
What the fuck?
Is that not the right word, Chad?
What's poached mean?
Like, do we need water?
No.
OK.
Do you need water?
Are you thirsty?
Yeah.
Maybe we can get you some water.
Do we mean to throw you in the pool?
Fuck no, let me throw you in the pool.
I do stunts.
Yeah, you can.
What type of stunts do you do?
Everything, getting set on fire,
I'm your buildings.
That's a cat.
My cars.
Film fighting.
Do you like getting hit?
You're like going, OK.
You like fake it, though.
Oh, you're one of those.
Yeah, fake it, yeah.
Fake it till you make it.
I feel you.
I'm your.
All right.
Well, very nice.
Beautiful.
Thank you so much.
Very nice to meet you.
What was your name again?
I'm Yusuf Bella.
Bella.
Give me a cuddle.
OK.
Nice to meet you, Annie.
Take care.
Nice to meet you.
You smell good.
Say it again.
You smell good.
One more time?
Delicious.
Thank you.
You smell delicious.
Why are y'all saying cat y'all are stupid as fuck y'all are dead-ass dumb
Um, that was dumb.
Hello.
How you doing?
Good.
I'm Angel Perkz.
Nice to meet you.
Our tattoo is like a very normal, we have a firm handshake.
Wow.
Are tattoos a normal thing here?
I think so.
Because everyone has tattoos.
Yeah?
Are you old enough to get a tattoo?
How old do you think I am?
I don't know.
I'm not turning 18.
18?
What about you?
Uh, how old do you think I am?
26.
26?
Yeah.
That's pretty close.
We'll have that, yeah.
Cool, cool, cool.
I do a bit. I film content for YouTube and stuff like that. I sharkfish.
Ooh, okay.
Sharkfish. I catch snakes. I just went to America and caught some pythons and stuff.
Oh cool. What city?
Based in Miami, but we're just going to Everglades every night, so it was cool.
Hell yeah. What was your name again?
Angel.
Angel. Angel, very nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Alrighty.
Thank you.
That's all of them, do you know how many that was, I don't actually know.
How much was that chat?
What did you think?
I don't know, you can be honest with us.
You know, I'm not good.
Um, you know, I'm not the, um, you know, clavirating me at 3 out of 10.
By the way, is he Australian Booksmacks over here?
He's not here yet.
I'm waiting for the reply.
Isn't that yet?
Not yet.
Okay.
But he will.
He's gonna go.
You can tell us.
Tell us the chat answer.
What do you all start, chat?
Who stood out to you?
Is there anyone in particular?
Probably the Canadian.
The Canadian?
He liked the Canadian guy.
Yeah, but I need an Aussie guy.
I
Can feel more comfortable for you maybe that's why
Like what about the shark fishing you didn't like going shopping
Okay, they're saying
Mid decent mid Canadian Canadian
No, I'm not gonna I love the accents like I'm just imagining like waking up to like a Aussie fuck like in my ears
And it just feels great. Have you had one while you here?
You see, I'm the type, I don't like to really do that.
Like, I like to, I would never just fuck around again.
You're a lover boy.
Yeah, but it's real, like, genuinely, that's just how I am.
What is so funny, bro?
You're the ass, you fucking...
I'm pretty sure he did laugh a little bit, huh?
That's what I'm saying.
Okay, all right, oh yeah, one of the girls
has had a beard.
One of the girls had a beard?
Yeah, I saw a stubble.
It's okay, though.
Wait, what?
No, so how is this gonna work?
We, they're allowed to leave me.
They're allowed to leave you,
so they're gonna line up out in front of you.
You can't see the pool right there, they're going to line up.
You're going to go stand, you're going to face the same way as them, so you're backs towards
them.
Okay.
And then if they want to leave, they can walk away.
Okay.
If there's too many, because we're going to like nice sit down one on one stuff for this,
if there's too many, we might have to like throw something out as well.
Okay.
Yeah, how many do you want for the second round of one on one?
Um, however many don't leave.
Okay, you want as much as you can?
No, I'm just mad.
I'm just mad.
You're good.
Um, yeah, I'm about to get humbled.
All right, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me
Who do you not want to leave? Just in case they try to walk away?
No, if they want to walk away then they're just never meant to be.
Sometimes you go to really chase though. I feel like it's not a bad thing.
If you really want something, you can make it work.
I think if sometimes they just need that extra step and then maybe like, oh you know what?
I'm willing to give it a chance.
Well, it depends. Don't just like...
Huh?
Rad is intimate.
Oh, intimate. Congratulations, brother.
Thank you. Thank you.
That's fine. So, we could set something up for you two.
Oh, no, no, I'll...
Oh, you're like us.
You're like us.
Oh, sure.
You can say you're like pussy.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, sometimes you got to sleep with a gay dude to make sure you're not gay.
That is not true. If you sleep with a gay guy to make sure you're not gay, that makes you gay.
He's not gay!
Because if I don't enjoy it, it doesn't make me fucking gay.
But you did the thing, so you're gay.
So, like, when you're eating a guy's ass, is your mustache hairs getting in it?
Well, here's the thing I haven't eaten a guy's ass before because like I would eat a guy's ass if I enjoyed having sex with them
Oh, but you know yeah, but I don't enjoy it. So that's why I'm not
He thinks it's gay that I'm even sleeping with the guy
Do you think I love you in the chatter by curious? Do you think you do you think it's gay if he's sleeping with men to see if he's yes for sure
Yeah, maybe you can have a thought about it. Do it like do it
I definitely love pussy too. Okay. Yeah, for sure
Well, no, no, no, no, I don't like dick. I don't like dick. He does he does
I love pussy, but I've explored some he just doesn't really stream yet. That's the thing. Well, I've got a question
Yeah, have you ever had a dolphin smile?
Dolphin smile, you know that is a
Dolphin smile now. What is that? It's like when it looks like a dolphin smile. Yeah, don't be sure. Yeah
I think you need to see this. I'm gonna be honest
My this is a game changer me personally. I've never experienced a dolphin. What is a dolphin smile chat like I?
basically like
Preferred dolphin smiles, you know like that
Such a cute dolphin, can I show the chat?
I'm on your live, bro.
Chat, we should go see some dolphins.
This is great.
This makes me...
Why are we here with all these...
Man, we should be in the fucking wilderness, the wildlife, in the ocean, looking at dolphin
smiles.
I thought there might be a few dolphin smiles.
Yeah, there's only dolphins that have a dolphin smile.
Do you understand?
No.
Are you picking up what we're putting down?
No.
Like...
Oh, they're kissing me.
Yeah.
Like, you haven't heard that before?
No.
What the fuck?
In Australia, we like dolphin smiles.
And we love a dolphin smile.
No roast beef sandwiches, you know.
So, I have a question. Are a lot of girls boys here?
Yeah, for sure, especially Gold Coast.
Oh, I would say all girls are, you know, they're just doing what feels good for them in life.
Yeah, true.
That's what I would call it.
Oh, so, okay, I feel that. I feel that.
Okay, are they ready?
I think they're ready.
All right.
You want to get them into like a line, Zilch?
Oh.
Like, get them all lined up like...
Prediction, Chad, how's this going to go?
Are they all going to leave?
Yeah, like standing in a line.
Yeah, in a line in a line, yeah.
And I'm not gonna I can't see I don't see you can't say they walk away
We'll just let him get ready. Maybe you like our bees. I'll be what is that?
Like like a RV like you can't prevent no our bees our bees. What is that?
Like a pub fast food restaurant. Oh, that's what you do the best Aussie accent
I would say we swear a lot like every few words
That's cool.
I'm a bit of a wuss.
You haven't said cunt before, but you're a fucking mad cunt.
Okay.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah, sorry.
Sorry.
Speak again?
They called him a mad cunt.
You feel like a mad cunt?
Oh, that's all right.
You know?
Fucking mad cunt?
It's up there.
You got to be more careful about the cunt.
You fucking mad cunt?
Yeah, you're a fucking mad cunt.
You're a fucking sick cunt.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're actually our sick cunt.
I appreciate you guys.
Yeah, a sick cunt.
Macaboo will with a 50 fucking gift that you win.
You rich, sick fucking cunt.
Oh, well, they really lined up there.
They look good.
Although I lined up, but I feel like a pimp.
I don't know.
It's bad.
Are you ready?
Y'all are the pimps.
No, no, no, no, no.
What is a pimp?
It's just a very, very, very high-value man that...
Organizes women?
Yeah.
I appreciate that.
That's actually a really nice compliment.
Of course.
A new pimp in Australia.
Yeah, normally I can't talk to women, so I'm pretty happy.
All right.
Why not pimps?
I'll get pimp.
I don't give a fuck.
It sounds like a good thing to be.
Everyone respects our lot of the more our sisters and cousins. Okay. Yeah, yeah a few of them are our cousins
Okay, cool connected don't push the girls in the pool. Are you dumb?
I think they just said they want to get wet not necessarily pushed in the oh, okay. Okay. I feel that okay. Are you ready?
Yeah, I think
Yeah, fuck this is about to be all right
I mean whatever happens shutters no
all right come out this way
already in the door with the five gifts
to thank you
how many do we have there right now
All right, now one second.
Let me make sure the back pack's good.
Yeah.
All right.
What are you just standing in front of them there in the middle?
Okay.
And face this way.
We'll do.
Just like right here.
Or maybe stand a little more back so that, like there.
Is that good?
All right.
You can lead that over.
You can go.
It's just bright.
Yeah.
How is it gonna go? Yeah, you can see them all. Huh? You can see them? Yeah, are they all in frame?
Yeah, I'll see them. I'll see them.
All right, basically girls if you wish to leave and not take things further with neon on the count of three
You may walk out. So when you do walk out just head out that way for us
You can leave or if you want to say give a little hug goodbye. That's okay, too. I think you can just leave. Yeah
But then it's gonna hurt
Yeah, okay, it might be a lesson
I don't like lessons.
Okay, no lessons.
No lessons.
All right girls, three.
Wait, wait, wait, is the backpack good?
We're good?
The, uh, the...
Ciscada, we're good?
Ciscada.
I don't have any vocalizations in the backpack.
Backpack good, Ciscada?
Where's...?
Yeah.
All right, let's go.
All right girls, three, two, one.
What?
Oh, hell no!
What the fuck?
That's brilliant.
Oh, shit!
Um...
Hey, man. That was brilliant.
You know the three out of ten, don't you?
Okay, all right. What do we do now?
Well, um, show me.
There's one girl missing, Charmaine.
Oh, yeah, Charmaine.
Who's that? Oh, yeah, that's good.
All right, we'll get into the next round.
Fuck it.
All right.
OK.
Where you going?
I almost said yes.
Huh?
Yeah.
No, over there.
In the.
Yeah, we'll organize.
Is it not hot for you guys?
All right, yeah.
Let's go in the bar.
Yeah.
All right.
And then, yeah, OK.
Oh, it's up to him.
Is that N-word?
It's up on a bit.
It's up on a fucking bit, bro.
Money's crazy.
Maybe the girls can chill in there.
Yeah.
Is the internet all right in there?
I think it's good over here.
You just want to go in one of those rings?
You want to pull up a chair real quick?
One on once?
That's what I was thinking.
What the?
There's a lot of girls, huh?
Yeah, fuck.
Right, we got to think about this real quick.
Okay, yeah.
So, I think it's probably too many new talent right now.
Yeah.
Do you think so?
Way too many.
Why didn't they leave?
I think they liked it.
I think, like, they were nervous at the start,
but after they met me, they really loved me.
Yeah.
I think it's your confidence in front of the camera.
They're all nervous.
You made me feel really comfortable.
Yeah, some of them are like, their jaws are like shaking.
Yeah.
I'm just going to go out.
Well, that honestly, I think, you do have to eliminate
your problems.
So how do we eliminate some?
Well, what we can do is you can hand select five
to go on a one-on-one date list.
OK.
And then they can all group back together
because you're just trying to explore your connection
with those flies.
Yeah.
And then they can go back together.
I like that.
OK.
So do you have it?
I can always help out.
OK.
Yeah.
Whoever you don't want, I'll take.
Stop!
My guy!
Why, they're all large.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
That's a great idea.
All right.
Let the chat vote.
OK.
Who do you reckon he connected with?
Let's get the homeless girl out of here.
Get the homeless girl out.
Yeah.
No, no.
Just pick five that you want to go out.
Okay, okay, we'll pick five.
I like that.
Okay, we'll keep Canadian.
Canadian?
No.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh, you actually have a photo.
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
Yeah, it's like some FBI shit.
All right, let's take a look, mate.
Let's take a look at the mic.
Okay.
Yep.
This is crazy.
Just like five, so like five.
Okay, no, homeless grow out.
This was the shark fisher?
Hey, lucky I got that right.
Yeah.
It's a little from the corner, isn't it?
Hell, yeah.
OK, this girl, let me say the one to keep.
Oh my god.
Kevin Canadi, yeah?
Who's Kevin Canadi?
Keep her?
I feel like you like the girl from last night, Mayo.
Oh, you make it sound crazy.
Oh, no.
All right, last night, I'm the head.
The one you stayed with.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, chat.
Can I explain that?
Last night we were looking around the house,
and then there were some people here.
Not like that.
Not like that at all.
At all, chat.
At all.
Who else?
What do you reckon?
I think Miguel is good.
Who's that?
The one, the Canadian you like.
Yeah.
Her as well, for a one-on-one.
What do you like, brunette or blonde?
I don't really care.
We'll keep yellow.
Does the one we're going to have legs are?
Yeah.
You want her?
Should we keep the shark fish here?
Yeah, yeah.
She's an interesting fish.
Okay, kick the shark, catch it.
Catching shark.
Okay, cool.
So that's three.
Who else?
You need a blonde in there.
Yeah.
We need a blonde.
You definitely need some blonde.
The girl from last night?
Yeah.
Wait, the girl from last night?
Yeah, I think that's cool.
Yeah, you gotta have a good connection.
Okay, we'll put her in.
Yep, yep.
And then one more.
Gonna get her short.
Nah, not short, not short.
Red dress, who's red dress?
Oh, uh, yeah.
Blonde over in there.
Oh, do they name that one?
Nah, no.
He said not to her.
No, no, I wouldn't guess that.
Can we keep you?
Keep me?
Yeah, do you want to die or go?
Uh.
I don't know.
All right, who else?
I don't know.
Just choose any.
How many do you choose?
It's 4-1-1-8.
It's not a lady.
I get her.
Yeah, she's cute.
All right.
All right, so we'll set up.
What do you want to do?
Just him?
Yeah.
How do we do the next one?
The talent?
After the 1-on-1, so you want to do?
The talent right away.
talent right away just with those five with everyone with the five I think okay
you think so oh yeah oh my god should we get them in the other room and then
they actually do it in there that could be funny well they they just might have
the chance to show what they can do on they can choose whatever what are you
thinking for talent like sports or like any hidden talent I'll go see who's got
talents and then we're gonna okay so we get them in that room so you can do
the time but in that room but yeah probably probably probably uh so it's like a
um do a talent for everyone yeah do tell for everyone we'll keep five after
what are the names yeah get everyone to the town I couldn't tell you brother
okay so you keep everyone get everyone to go to whoever can do towns because you
know okay they might not want to yeah we'll tell them to um enhance their
chances to know no no no we're not doing the weapon shit
No, Jimmy asked me how to be on board.
One of the last to be on board for you.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait, what do you have a whip for?
Did he show you the horse stable out the back as well?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just for the horse and shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fuck, mate.
Another Mr. The Five, thank you, bro.
You know Johnny Soonz, how he's a man of many, like...
Yeah.
Can I give her a whip or not?
fucking whip her what if she asked you to whip her maybe that's not that might be
a bad look I don't know if I could do that one would you ever look like some
diddy shit no never I'm very like peaceful like okay I'm a man of peace
you're a man of peace okay so you're trying to find a girl for marriage and
then have a family with them son family potentially I was gonna adopt but yeah
Okay, you want to adopt in Africa in Africa? Yeah
Talents are looking real
Like that's surprising
Yeah, I reckon that it's a pretty much make him do it maybe to be fair. I think if you put them on the spot
They'll do something there is a couple that have you know interesting talents. Okay
Yeah, maybe we just keep the five then and do like that. Yeah, or well just like force five to do it not literally force by just like
Um, you know, let's just, let's just, let's just get the five.
We'll use the whip and make sure.
Oh my God.
All right.
Um, Chris, meet this up there.
All right.
Let's, um, let's just get those five and then let's, let's just go on to the next round.
Okay.
The talent with the five?
No.
Oh, you just want to do one on one.
Yeah.
Just one on one.
Okay.
All right.
And then if, if they all come back together, we can see if there's talent
to look nice for that.
Okay.
Do you want to do one on one right here?
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
Um, yeah.
Yeah.
Set you up like kind of romantic looking somewhere.
I reckon Loki gets a couple of those chairs
and put it in the sun.
I know he probably don't want to be in the sun.
Nah, too hot.
It's just hot, all right?
I think too hot, yeah.
It just looks so sick.
It does look fucking sick.
Chad, look over there.
You sure over there?
It's bloody beautiful.
Why don't you guys just use that through right here?
You could do it too, but I can't keep it in the shade.
Yeah, no, you could.
Oh, let's set up the table, yeah.
All righty, with the five.
Thank you, brother.
Appreciate it.
Like on the table?
Maybe like right here.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, does the background show a little or no?
I got it, Jess, I got it.
My eyes?
How are they?
Is it looking good or no?
It's looking good.
You looking at me?
You guys are running.
This is Jess.
How does it look, Chad?
Too bright?
This is Jess, though.
All right, another five. I love you, Aryan. Thank you. That's good. That's cool. Let me
move this. Let me move this, though. Here, I got it. Is this heavy? Is this heavy? How
do you even get it up? Just like back here? Fuck, mate.
Now you got that, let's go.
Oh wow, oh wow, that's a, that's a, that's a...
You gonna sit up?
No, definitely not.
Brother, if you guys know where you can help me.
Right, right, right.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, how do we go?
No, no, no.
What the fuck is that?
Oh, shit.
What is that?
What the hell is that?
Ooh.
That's right, that's right.
That's nice, we'll sit up.
Yeah, that's sick.
All righty.
We'll organize them.
Is this cool, Chad?
Is this cool, Dall?
Is one tap mute?
Ah, yeah.
That's really good.
Try the mic somewhere.
Uh, uh.
Uh.
That's so good.
I'm not a work.
Good job.
All right, we're gonna bring the cusum.
It's just a little dark on my face.
How do you fix that? The dart in someone's face?
Orion with another five, I love you, Orion. Thank you so much.
Orion, thank you, buddy. I love you.
I'm just waking up having to crawl out of bed being that f**king fat and disgusting.
Adam, what's up? Thank you.
Still on the other side?
So should we just face the other way?
Potentially, maybe.
Andy, what's up? Thank you.
Give me two seconds.
Alright, try and face another side.
That looks way better.
Way better?
Alright.
Is it good like this?
Troy Candy, who's that?
Put it back?
No?
What the fuck man?
Yo bro check come on
Like this or go back to the other way view is nice
Need the view for the clips. Oh my god. All right, just go back fuck it. Oh god. You guys are so like
Which way it's just hot fuck it's all right
What
She was fucking get going
look good but background sucks fuck you mate I'm scared to try kangaroo chat oh
this is look you valid how does it look right now if you if you're sitting
right here if you're sitting right here we have two chairs here how does that
look if I'm like right here how does it look
Yeah, that looks way better.
Way better?
Yeah.
They keep asking about Troy Candy.
He's an Aussie icon.
Aussie icon.
Yeah, oh you should get taken in like a GDSR.
There's a thing that's bright, bro.
We got like Aussie Hellcats here.
No, it's too bright.
Aussie Hellcats?
Yeah, yeah.
No fucking way.
And he'll thank you for a spinning one.
For real?
What's the easy end?
Easy end.
We can call him good.
Nah, something else.
Yeah
I think it's better to say
Oh the water shit, okay, but
Now this is still dark on my face
What does that do?
should we? we should get going
yeah we're in the sun yeah that's kind of fucked
hold on chat one second you look black nothing wrong with that
what did you say?
Okay, yeah
Hold on chat one second bro my bad, bro. I know it's taking a while
Uh.
Where the chat's at, they don't know.
Get a better camera?
This is the best fucking camera, bro.
Alright, this is good.
This is good now?
come Melbourne from New Year's I'm gonna be in Sydney I'm gonna be in Sydney
all right bro there's no point to this for a fucking view of a pool bro we
might as well just go fucking in the corner it doesn't matter at this
Just go back inside. Yeah, bro chat. What do y'all care about a view bro? Like what are y'all kids like? Come on
Fuck it, let's just go somewhere. Honestly, bro. Let's just do it right here
Fuck it, let's just be here not terrible. Yeah, just bring me
You're gonna give him a thank you bro. Yeah, let's do it
all right chat way better way way better there we are all righty let's get
this going five girls left up chat what does the winner get what does the winner
get chat what does the winner get
I'm so nervous okay cool no chat no no no no no no no foot massage promo a
A Birkin? Fuck off.
Alright, should we take the winner to go take a kangaroo?
The hog.
Yeah.
Okay.
He's not a threat.
It's like talking to a homeless guy.
It's like, no, there's no right.
It's like, she's not a threat.
Why don't you sit right here, Polly?
Yeah.
What do you want to sit right here?
Right there.
Shoot, I think we're going across.
Okay.
All right.
So, you made it to the next round.
I did.
I'm very happy.
I feel very happy right now.
Why are you asking for a whip?
Because I can crack it.
Like a cowgirl.
That's why I bought up Texas.
Okay.
Yeah.
I feel you.
Do you need a crack one?
You have good feet?
They're okay.
No, we won't.
We won't even on the feet.
Okay, so why do you think that you're a good girl?
Like what makes you, you know?
Alright, I'd say I'm very wifey.
That's why I wore this, trying to be a little bit conservative a bit.
Your tits are still out?
Yeah, because I've got to show you a little bit.
Just a little bit, not all of it.
Okay, I feel you.
Yeah, because you get that later.
the meals at night, like the candle.
You see, every girl says they don't want to cook.
And then you're with them, and you're like, oh, I can't do it.
Sorry.
You've been disappointed in the past, then.
No, no, not really.
Yeah, I don't want to talk about that.
But OK, so what's your ideal first date?
My ideal first date.
I would say something cute, like intimate, like a dinner.
It's nice.
Also, I like I'm a bit of an adrenaline junkie.
So it could be a bit of both ways.
Like we could have dinner, but we could also
go skydiving, like throw something in there.
Can we go skydiving today?
It's that first date, right?
Well, we can't skydive because of service.
I don't, yeah, I'm scared to try to check.
Do you want to try kangaroo?
No, I haven't actually.
OK.
No, the truth is, I'm paying, and I know it's your favorite.
I just, you know, I always want to make sure you're good.
Yeah, of course.
I just ordered that for you.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm going to show you a video.
Actually, we were in Vietnam, and he has ass crack out.
While we were on stage with DJ Snake,
he was just jumping up and down as ass crack was going to be up.
That would really add to how romantic this is right now as well.
Did you?
It doesn't work, you're wondering by the way.
Nah, I do. You get to smell.
Yeah, you smell good.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Wow.
That's why I've got this.
Yeah, I could see that with the butt crack.
Butler with a butt crack.
Yeah, butler. Yeah, we call him Crib Ass.
Crib Ass?
Cause his name's Crib Ass, but we call him Crib Ass after that situation.
I have like a whole collage of like just his ass cracking me up.
And then he became the butler.
No, he's a butler.
And butler cup?
Yeah.
Do you want me to pop this for you?
I don't drink, but I can pour you some if you want.
I actually can't, it's wrong.
No, that's so fine.
That's okay.
Yeah.
I respect that 100%.
I used to drink a lot, but I didn't drink that much these days.
Have you ever been roofied?
No, I haven't.
Wait, what's your question?
No, I actually haven't.
Okay, that's great.
Yeah.
I'm happy for you.
Good, thank you.
All right, what are you?
All right, write me on a scale of one to ten.
I'll give you, honestly.
I like short kings.
I said that before.
So I'm going to get 8.5.
I'm not short.
Yeah, you're short king.
No, I'm not short.
I'm not short.
Here you are.
Stand up again.
We're already done this.
I'm not short.
That's fine.
Here's the reel.
I feel like we're the same.
No.
Actually, I feel like I'm shorter than you.
You are shorter than me.
Why is your back so hot?
Because it's obviously insane.
Oh my bad.
You've been making me wait.
Sorry.
Why didn't any of the girls leave?
Because they love you.
Oh, shit.
You've done enough to hook them, you know, like they're fishing.
Ooh, I got the bait work, got the bait work.
And now I'm going to reel them in and eat them.
And I was the first one and you said have you ever eaten a man's ass?
Okay, I
Oh, you wouldn't be oh, what?
Okay, you have a good relationship with your mom. I do. I love my mom. What are you dad? Yeah, okay?
That's good to hear. I'm happy for you. Yeah, I love my parents. I love my family. I studied psychology for a little while
Okay, my therapist your therapist. Okay?
Let's start with okay your career. You're obviously do you think you have a big personality?
Yeah, I feel like I could be doing a lot more. I could be streaming more. I could be doing better
Yeah, I'm not I'm not really happy with with how I've been going the past month. Yeah
So this drive do you feel like in early childhood days?
Do you feel like there was something in you that was lacking and that's why you look trying to do all of this now?
Huh trying to overcompensate by being like doing more you want to do more because of what when you were younger
You you feel like you weren't doing enough and now
Well someone was telling you that you weren't doing enough who the fuck told you that on your mom
You don't know my mom.
Maybe I do.
You're a pathological liar.
No, I'm not.
Yes you are.
I studied psychology, so maybe I know how to manipulate a little bit.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm not glad.
You're a terrible therapist.
Oh, thank you.
That's all right.
I didn't go down that profession.
Okay.
What's your profession again?
I'm a stuntwoman.
That's not true.
How do you not know that?
Are you dead ass?
Yeah.
Do a stunt for us right now.
I could show you a little move.
Okay.
No, it's not gonna be crazy.
It's fine.
Whatever.
Yeah, I could just show you like simple fight choreography.
Okay, let's do it.
Yeah, okay, so not for me. Okay. Don't don't hit me. Don't hit me. No fight choreography. So you've got to act with it
Okay, so I'm gonna throw me a left right like that right. Yeah close the fist up. Okay, and let go left right
So let's do it again. Okay, so I go boom boom and then I can come around with a hook and you got to act to it
You got it. Yeah, that was a bit awkward, but we'll go again. Okay, that's okay
Yeah, let's fight choreography. Yeah, if we had like a sword or something I could
like cool that's what so you like get booked for movies yeah I've been in a few
okay you kind of look like um lean in order to caprio oh I do no I'm kidding
you look like um I don't know but you see like you'd be in movies thank you maybe
we shouldn't do the the choreography just in case yeah yeah all right is there
anything else you want to know about me yeah what made you get into your line
of work what is this like you've always been passionate about this even
This has been my, you know, my life.
I feel like without streaming, I would be fucked.
I would be a loser.
And I still am, you know.
I don't look at myself as in a high, you know,
I don't look at myself any different than anyone else.
But I feel like I was just destined to do this
and entertain people online.
Yeah, entertain is real.
Yeah, for sure.
Definitely.
Why do you keep pulling your shirt down?
Because I want to show a little bit of it's and bobs
to you, you know.
I'm trying to, OK, it's a subtle psychology thing
where I'm trying to, what's it called?
Peacock.
Peacocking?
Okay.
Like that, right.
So you're just like pulling it down
so I can see more, more, okay.
Or maybe it's just hot.
It could be that.
I'm gonna jump on it.
Absolutely, it's a jumpa, it's a jumpa.
It is the jumpa, definitely.
Yeah, or it's maybe it's just connection.
Is there any way you could get me a bottle of water?
I can get you a bottle of water.
For real?
Yeah.
Are you thirsty?
Yeah.
So you don't drink?
No.
Do you want me to get you a bottle of water?
Am I the new butler?
No, no, no, no, no, no, it was a test.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
All right.
And I passed.
I mean, you didn't get the water yet.
Oh, true, actually.
Green flag?
Yeah.
All right.
Do you want the water right now?
It's possible.
Okay.
Where do I get the water from?
Probably somewhere in there.
You can take the stream with you.
He's stuttering because he's into me.
All right.
Let's go.
I'll meet you there.
All right.
Bring it back.
Okay.
He's getting nervous.
That's why he's stuttering.
Go through this way.
We're going to get him an ice cold, nice and fresh, bottle of water, alright?
This is where the Waifie duties come in handy right now, and we're ready for it.
We're lucky and sharp.
We've got, if there's going to be something that pops out at me, I'm going to be going
insane.
We're kind of leading the way here.
Hey guys.
Are we grabbing water from here?
Thank you.
It's not ice cold.
It's not ice-cold, let me try and make it ice-cold.
Thank you.
Alright, we've got the water.
It's like fit for a short king, I feel.
I feel like this is what would be suited to him.
Do you know what I mean by this?
Yeah.
We'll test that later.
We'll measure it later, Chuck, okay?
He was talking about being roofied before.
Does he have something like in the water?
Is that like a hint?
Wifey duties incoming.
My love.
I got you some fresh water.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
I appreciate it.
I didn't put anything in it.
I can see your, um...
My what?
Your pink underwear.
What pink underwear?
It was behind you.
I didn't know you were talking about it.
I didn't have any pink underwear on.
There's nothing in it.
All right.
Well, I appreciate you.
I think we're gonna...
Wrap it up.
I appreciate you. I think we're gonna wrap it up. Well, no, you will stay here for a sec
We're gonna get just talk to everyone and then I'll see you in a few minutes. Okay. Are we gonna do something fun?
What do you want to do? Can you take me and do something fun? Why are you? What is that?
Why are you massaging my knuckle? Because it's a connection. What the hell? It's working. You're gonna make the connection, is it?
I've never seen- I've never had anyone do that. What the fuck? Really? You're still doing it. It's the first part of anything, darling.
Nah, you're a- Oh, you know what you're doing. Okay. All right. Yep. I'll see you. Okay. All right. Do you want to keep this here?
Oh, sure.
All right.
I won't come and interfere with your other dates.
Lovely talking with you.
Lovely talking to you, too.
Enjoy your water.
Thank you.
Bye, darling.
Are you a witch?
Maybe.
Are you deadass?
Sucky-biss.
You've arrived so funny.
Ryan's so funny.
Let me call Ryan.
Ryan, answer.
Are you walking me over?
Ryan, Ryan, talk to me.
Wait, two seconds, two seconds.
Talk to me. Ryan, what are you thinking, bro?
Well, I got to read you a lines book.
If they talk, bro, you got to just
That's it does it work for you about Ryan Garcia, bro
Yes, sorry, sorry forgot forgot forgot so what do you
Oh
Okay, okay, okay. All right. Love you brother
I love Ryan.
The fuck?
Is that Birgitian Salted?
Yep.
Do you remember me?
Go on.
I'd love to hear it.
Champagne?
Yeah, I don't drink though, but if you want, if you want some,
If you want some, you can have some, yeah, for sure.
Pop it?
No, it's alright.
So, you know, there's a stereotype about blondes, they think they're dumb, so let's play a little game of trivia.
Okay, what's seven times five?
Thirty-five.
Six times seven.
I don't know my six times tables, or threes, or fours. I know twos and fives.
Six times seven, forty-two.
No worries. How many consonants are in the world?
Seven.
What's the biggest state in America? I don't know. Who was the 50th president of the United
States?
Why would I know that?
Donald Trump?
I don't know. I actually don't know my fucks. Is there a dictator in Australia?
A dictator. Like a president?
No, like a guy that's just like a King Jong-un.
No.
How does it work?
There's like a Prime Minister.
Who is he?
Um, his name is Anthony Albanese.
Okay.
I believe.
Got it, got it, got it.
Yeah.
Um, so my friend Ryan Garcia in the chat, he's a boxer.
He said you look very beautiful.
Aw, thanks Ryan.
He actually has a fight in...
I think I've heard of him.
Oh, shit, for real?
Yeah.
He has a fight in February.
He just said that he's gonna give you tickets and he wants you to go.
Really?
Yeah, in the US and he's gonna fly you.
Actually.
me I mean yeah that's what you said so I can't like bring a plus one I don't think
so oh flying solo then yeah flying solo okay oh wait no no wait I was trolling
okay sorry Ryan's married oh my god I was making it up that's so awkward yeah
oh my cancel that sorry Ryan I always I'm such a L man's I'm sorry Ryan oh my
god okay so um what's a red flag in Australian girls in Australian girl
Yes.
Wow.
you
You can sell much more water.
Chat, y'all good?
Fucking crib ass, man.
Y'all good, chat? Y'all good?
We're frozen. We're best.
Here we are.
All right. All right, all right. You have any questions for me?
Would you have a name to Australia?
I don't know. I feel like loved out here. You feel loved? Yeah, I think so nice. It's a very loving place. It's so nice
but I don't know it's a little tough but uh like if you had the opportunity to like get a green card and move to
the US would you do it?
Probably not. What? Yeah. For real? Yeah, I'd go, I've never been to America
I'd go for like a holiday. And you come right back?
Yeah, but like I could stay there for a while. Okay. But yeah, I love Australia.
Interesting. So all right, what's your red flag? Like what's what's one thing wrong with you?
Wrong with me. Be honest. I don't know. What do you reckon is a red flag in a
girl and I'll tell you if that's me. Um being too masculine? Too masculine. Yeah. Yeah.
Other masculine girls here. Um, I should so yeah, okay. You assume. Yeah
Yeah, how do you say a shoe?
How do you say it?
Robi
What the fuck right um assume assume assume assume?
Have you I'd be honest if you ever um
Out of one night stand yeah
Yeah.
Happens.
Happens to the best of us.
Have you not?
No, never.
No, you wouldn't do that.
No, I wouldn't.
No.
You don't believe me?
No, I don't believe you.
Why?
I don't know.
At least you're honest though, but.
Yeah.
No, I for real never have.
Really?
Yeah.
I like to keep my dick very, to myself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think it's important.
Like a no no square.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, of course.
Well, it depends on the right girl, you know.
at all. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. All right. Well, I appreciate you.
I'll see you in a little bit. I'll see you soon. We have a few
more people and then we'll have you come back in a sec. Okay.
All right. Bye.
Yo, Ryan, what do you mean, take control? Tell her she's
beautiful?
No, bro, I want her water.
They're very low, right? Am I getting high?
No, you're getting much, Ed.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Who do you work? You can go on either one of you.
You're moving like a... you're like a moving wallet?
Make sure you hold it all close.
I'll put it on you.
Two, I want two.
I'll put it on you too.
Why are they bringing an ugly friend?
Alright, chat next girl, Ryan's gonna tell me exactly what to say.
Why is there two?
Hey, we come together.
I'm excited to bring my friend.
A pair? Alright, have a great day. God bless.
Oh, why?
Yeah, I was gonna say.
Alright, fuck it.
So where to go meet?
We went through a mutual friend that I used to live with.
And then we just click yeah like a week later together. It was kind of
All right, so it's just a two-for-one special
Interesting okay the chat's asking have y'all ever had a threesome together
Okay, so yeah now we're like
Let us know in the comment section below.
Please don't do a study.
Don't do a study.
So, what do y'all do in your free time?
You know, we like to sell.
I brought this.
It's going off. You're not fucking Australian.
I know, but I'm sorry.
She's lived here, so she basically is.
They're not hookers, Jack.
You want to join us?
We're still friends, but not hookers.
Come join, we can give you a lesson.
Oh shit, I just went surfing yesterday.
Oh, how was it?
It was great.
I learned how to do it.
Yes.
Did you stand up?
Have you ever done it before?
No, I was standing up.
Yeah.
It was cool.
Where did you go?
Like, what part of the Gold Coast?
Um, what?
Byron?
Byron Bay?
Byron Bay.
Yes.
Byron Bay.
Good.
I used to live down there at night.
Interesting.
So you moved here for fun?
Yeah, pretty much.
Like, I'm a resident here.
And I was like, I think I prefer hot weather.
Hot, cold, cold.
So you decided to come to Australia?
Yeah, she died.
And I love it.
She's pure Aussie too.
Like, we both left the house with no feet.
Like, no shoes.
We're like, fuck it.
Let's just do it.
Can we test your bottom of your feet?
No!
That's a close-up!
Wow.
It's okay.
I got my shoes.
Why is there no black girls?
Guys, I've got them on my toes, then.
I know.
Is Australia not a black girls?
Like, just black people in general.
I feel like the gold coast is already...
No, there's not many.
just the blonde and blue eyes like you said before.
Like Chris Banner like the bigger Sydney.
Yeah I'm going to Sydney tomorrow.
So is the night like better here in Sydney?
Sydney is pretty good.
I was from Sydney.
Sydney is good.
I do love Sydney.
Like definitely go to like the Habba or like something like that.
Yeah.
Have you guys ever dated the same guy?
No.
Maybe.
Have you guys ever dated the same guy?
No.
Have you guys ever dated the same guy?
No.
Maybe.
Have you guys ever dated the same guy?
We love you so much!
We love you so much.
Who got three flights to Europe?
I like to have you boys to laugh.
We love this.
Gotta do what you gotta do to get to Europe.
Did you fly first class?
Of course we did.
Of course.
Of course, there you go.
We did.
Oh wow.
We didn't go for a party.
OK, so y'all get flown out or get fucked?
No, no, no, no.
Oh, you don't want to get fucked.
We're just, you know, we're just blunt.
So we're like, we're going for the bars.
We're going for the shits and gigs.
I feel you.
Yeah.
So you all didn't link Hassan when you got there?
No.
He just bought the ticket.
Yeah, we just did the dinners.
He's seen with us out in public, you know?
Yeah.
What the hell?
Isn't that good for us, though?
It's pretty good.
So he flew you guys out, and all you have to do
is stand next to him.
Yeah.
What a fucking.
We were literally living our life in Europe, like Mekanoss, you name it, we were there, we were at Frickin Island.
Wow, Hasan Abi, how could you do that?
No, that's amazing.
Yeah, wow, so do you guys still talk to Hasan?
Lots on everything.
Lots, we got our way.
Nah, but like, we love him though.
Another side to the story that we're not going to get into.
What's the other side?
I'm intrigued! No, what's the other side?
Oh, it's strange. We definitely could, but we probably shouldn't.
We're not going to talk about that.
No, be honest.
We're not going to expose ourselves.
Is that one open yet?
It's for an aesthetic. I don't want to have to pay that much.
Thank you.
It's cute.
Alright, well, thank you guys so much. I appreciate it.
I think there's a few more people and I'll see you guys in a sec.
Of course.
We've got to come first.
Are you going to come first?
You're going to jump in.
In that?
No, no, we brought out Bikini.
Yeah, see you on the pool.
Come on.
I'm jumping.
I'll be there in a few minutes.
Yes, you better come.
Bye, Kelly!
No.
You guys actually better go on the pool?
Yeah.
Are you coming?
We're waiting for you.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll meet you on the pool.
Please, come.
OK.
We'll get in our bikini.
OK.
We'll see you there.
We're ready.
OK.
Bye.
Some friends tell me to be zesty.
What the fuck are you talking about, Ryan?
What the fuck happened?
Chat, chat, chat, chat.
My Instagram is underscore abby.
Hey.
What are you?
I'm trying to get.
He's a huge zesty Riz.
Thank you.
What are you saying, Ryan?
No, I'm on his...
Hello.
Hi.
How are you again?
Doing well, doing well.
How was the weight over there?
What were you doing?
I was just chilling out in your pool room.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a nice thing right there.
thing right there wait once give me two seconds yeah okay do you have a gay best
friend do I have a gay best friend yeah okay no I have this friend but it is
he's like a gay best friend that's like how funny he is I wouldn't go anywhere
seriously yeah okay I think he's gay but he's like he's not gay okay call it
right now and tell me what tell me want to get with him and see what he says do
it I'm telling you right now he's gonna he's gonna say to come over I'm
telling you the best friends are the ones you gotta worry about watch no
Don't text them. Don't text them that you're calling them. Just call them.
Okay. Wait, let's see if he answers.
Okay.
Are you texting him?
No, no, no, no, no. I'm getting him up.
Getting him up?
No, I'm getting him up on my phone.
Okay.
Did she watch the streams?
Streams?
I don't know. I don't think so.
Okay.
I'm gonna say, you wanna come over?
I'm gonna say you wanna come over, I'm horny.
Fuck.
Oh, now he's not answering.
So he's straight, but he's pretty gay.
Okay. You're calling on Snapchat?
I don't have his number.
What the fuck? Do you know him in person?
Yes. I do. I've been out with him a couple of times. He's a friend of my brother's.
Oh, he's trying. How long has he been your friend?
He's been my friend since I moved here, probably like two years ago.
Okay, I'm gonna call my gay best friend.
Okay.
Do you reckon he'll come over?
Let's see. I'm gonna give you the phone.
Oh, okay.
hey Ray Ray hey okay I'm gonna pass the phone real quick hold on hey how you doing
I'm good. How are you?
I'm good.
What are you doing?
You know...
I'm...
Oh, really? I'm so horny.
Are you?
Yeah.
I'm sorry. I like doing...
How's your makeup looking?
It's looking good. I'm done.
Oh
Oh my god
You know Ryan you are too fun. Okay. Sorry. That's my friend. Um, okay, but the straight boys came out. He's a professional
Oh, no, he's not gay.
Yeah, no, he's not gay.
Okay.
Ryan! Ryan, after your fight,
come with me internationally, bro.
We gotta do some shit.
Do you reckon he got horny then?
Cause he's straight.
No, he's a wave.
Oh, okay.
Oh my god.
All right, be...
Hey.
What are you doing?
Not much.
Do you want to come over?
Yeah, you and me are.
No.
Not anymore that was before
Oh, I don't know just had someone reach out to me. I'm pretty horny
I'm pretty horny
I'm pretty horny for you
Do you want to come over I am being for real me myself or not yes I am and I'm buying my pool
Do you want to come over for a full day?
Yeah.
Okay, what time?
I don't know, I'm just going to show off.
Okay, no worries.
Do you want to get it on?
No.
Come on.
Hmm.
Alright, goodbye.
See you soon.
Oh my God, I knew it!
Oh my god I knew it! I told you! What did I say? What did I say? He wants to fuck you.
No, I would never. He's gay in my mind. I think he's really gay. But he's in disguise.
No, he didn't know!
No, because it's actually really funny. I was hanging out with my other friend, who's my brother's friend as well.
And he was saying he acts gay because he wants to fuck you.
And I was like, nah, I was pretty gay.
Like, I don't think he is gay, but like he acts pretty gay.
OK.
Yeah, so yeah, he said it as well.
Yeah, I saw this play.
I'm such a bad person.
I'm sorry, bro.
Don't be sorry.
Fuck!
I feel bad.
It's OK.
You give him a chance, right?
Can you call your guy friends and tell him you're horny?
I like pussy.
What the hell are you talking about?
OK, um, yeah, that's crazy.
Well, call your girlfriend.
I don't have one.
No, not your girlfriend, but like your girlfriend.
I don't have any.
Do I?
Chad, who's a friend that I have that's a girl?
I'm not calling Iggy, no.
Are you still on Byron?
No, I'm in, um, I'm in Sydney.
All right.
Yeah, they can't even list a name.
That's crazy.
I should not call one.
okay
it's not like
i have a friend in the u.s.
Is it your brother's friend?
No, I went to America once before.
Her name's Ali. She'll call me back.
She'll call me back.
Alright. Well, it's very nice to meet you. I'll see you in a little bit.
Very nice to meet you.
Wait, what are you doing for a living again?
I'm a fan of social media.
Dang!
Oh my gosh, you called me back.
Hey, cutie.
Hi, baby.
I'm on stream.
I try and all you miss streams.
Say hi.
Hello.
I can't wait to come back to, I can't wait to come back to Ali and give you some dip.
Do you know if you meet her?
That's fucking crazy.
Or the other way around.
Hehehehehe.
She's a bad one.
She wanted to try to be cucumber.
What the fuck?
I just wanted to say what's up.
They wanted to try to say hi in Australia.
I'm in Australia.
Yeah, I love you guys and I miss you so much.
Let me know when you're doing your surgery so we can film your face while it's happening.
Cool.
I'll tell you later.
All right.
I love you.
Bye.
I love you too.
Okay.
What do you do only thing what do you post on only fans?
Well, I just so just greatly I don't within the only things agency itself. Okay, but you post like nudes
Yeah, like bra picks and stuff, but like we can see your nipples. No. Oh, you're good
You can still be safe. All right. Well, good luck. Thank you. Bye. Bye
Yeah, last one down already last one on one
Last one.
And then, um, yeah, we'll have a child.
Perfect.
Okay.
All righty.
Hey, how you going?
How you going?
Good.
You, Esso, are you do shark shit?
Yeah, I do a lot of stuff.
So, like, I do, like, urban exploring as well.
Like, abandoned places, wake surfing and a lot.
Would you look like a model?
Thank you.
So, you do modeling on the side?
No.
I do ring carding.
So, for like, boxing shows and stuff like that,
you like, dive a tile?
He's like world number one and like okay got your boyfriend. No, he's like a really good boxer really good boxer
What do you do?
Fucking pick up the camera and walk around the world. Do you have any hobbies? I like playing basketball. Are you good?
Hell, yeah, I'm great. Can you cut wood?
Can I what can you like cut wood cut wood? That's what girls like you're cutting wood. Yeah, you gotta be like a manly man
Can you feel my hands? Oh?
That's all is that bad you need to work on that
Like if we were trapped in an island you need to be able to like provide like catch fish
That's just never going to happen
Come on, come on
Who are those people?
Is that the Canadian or our friend?
Okay, alright, we're going to come back
Yeah
Interesting
Okay, so you like a man with some grit?
Yeah
Okay
Yeah, that's not me
And like a tall man too?
Oh, okay, am I tall?
You're like a, you're taller than me but I would still call you like a short
king
But you got a great personality, so it might make up for it.
The big ego makes up for it, you know?
Yeah.
No, I feel you.
I've just never been called short like this in my life.
Every girl's called me short.
Really?
Do you ever wish you were tall?
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
Um, no?
No?
That wouldn't be...
I think...
I don't think I'm short, am I?
I mean...
What the hell?
They're all in fucking...
Yeah, I want to join their party.
Let's see, M? M looks like she can cut wood.
Yeah, for sure.
Um...
Wow, good luck.
I wanna join that!
I wanna join you guys!
Did you bring clothes for that?
No.
Oh, no.
No.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Okay, how's the men are tall?
Some of them.
I mean, they're not.
I would classify them as short kings too.
What the fuck?
Yeah, like, they're short.
Alright, rate me on a scale of 1 to 10.
Oh, you're a 10.
You're a 10.
Are you serious?
Thank you. So like okay, so yeah, hopefully I find my wife, you know, I'm just
Just looking you know. Yeah, I feel like in Australia. I gotta find the one you will find them
There's definitely one there. I'm probably not the one. It's okay. I really appreciate it. Can I get a hug?
I think you're a great friend and
We'll be in touch sure all righty
Professional rugby player
Well you can say with your mouth
How does it go shit-tastic pick one now?
Well you need to switch your India. Should we just pick one?
No you need to just
All right. Oh, yeah, that would be fine. So I'm going a little bit, not a little bit.
Was that a little bit better? Yeah, I thought they were gonna fucking have a pool.
Well, yeah, they were getting a little bit restless. Okay. So they wanted to get in the pool and I think I don't know
Some of them might want to have a show for you.
A show?
Like just show you how they can swim.
OK.
Maybe something like that.
But who was your favorite out of those four?
I think, I think the first one.
I don't know, my chippin or the Canadian.
But the Canadian came with a fucking ugly friend.
An ugly friend, boom.
No, no, the Canadian.
The Canadian just brought her friend along.
Oh my god, I love it.
Yeah, I don't mind this at all.
Yeah, so you didn't like the two girls at once, that thing?
Um, let me see if she's an option about her friend.
I'm going to call...
Canadian!
M-M-Macaela!
Canadian!
M-Macaela!
Can you come over here real quick with your friend?
Yeah, it's all here for a little bit, by the way.
Ooh, that's perfect.
They're like, they're like, um, mermaids.
Does their tails disappear when they get out of the water?
It's a package deal, oh my God.
What is chat rocking about them as a package deal?
Um...
that I like.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Are those, do you have fake eyelashes?
Yeah.
So they were telling me how they got phoned out by a guy named, um...
Don't say that, don't use these things.
I got, a guy named Hassan, flew them out.
Oh, you remember.
Hassan?
I imagine he's watching this right now.
Wait, who's Hassan?
Actually, it's not.
A guy that flew them out to Europe.
Yeah.
And they just had to stand by him and take pictures.
Okay.
And they didn't have to...
What do you think of that?
Um, go get your bag, you know?
bag you know yeah so sorry the chat's asking are y'all like a like a package
deal or is it like a situation where okay so like there's no separation okay
like how together are you two like on what sort of level but no like sexual
together she's that line on me too I think that's just
That should have to run out.
Do you want me to test it out for you, Phil?
Go ahead, yeah.
Do you want to, should we test it out real quick?
And I'll tell him?
All right, maybe.
I'll just be, I'm pretty quick, so I'll be 10 seconds.
All right, I think I got my winner.
All right, come on.
Is that, give me BB-O?
No.
Me?
I'm sorry.
Not you, not you.
I'll just be, I'll be really quick.
That's it, I am.
I will just get right now.
Nothing, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, he doesn't.
Oh, oh, I've never kissed two girls at once.
Wait, where's the mic?
Here's the mic.
Give the mic.
Oh, no, you say over there, you make your choice, man.
Come on.
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna stay on my guy over here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, we, we wouldn't do that to each other.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Um, make a boo, oh my fucking god!
150 gifted!
My guy!
That'd be 150.
Oh my god.
Thank you, bro.
I've never gotten 150 gifts in my life that's like really that's like 800 bucks. Yeah, that's more
Thank you, bro
Thank you so much. What was some random guy in my chat
But he's gonna get to me. So now he's not a random guy give him a VIP. Give him a VIP. Give me VIP. Okay
Where's the where's the one with the?
Where's the the the witch are you on the witch?
I think we check we pick our winner now
So do you want to do you want to get them on the go-kart race?
Maybe you're top few or not you want to speak your winner. I think I'm gonna race the witch. Okay. I think I'm gonna race the witch
Yeah, where's your winner? Where's the witch at? I think if she beats me. She's the winner
I can't confirm though. They do are a package. You don't like the package. Don't like the package. I don't like the other half
Yeah, they really love each other they definitely fuck what about you show them a quick they did that's love each other. Oh
My god
Do you want me to get it right?
Yeah, yeah, bring it over to the window.
No, I'm not going to lie to you either.
That was fucking insane.
I'm going to have to talk to you really quickly.
Yeah, I'm going to have to talk to the office.
I'm glad you don't want to.
That's all you, brother.
Yeah, just put your hands wherever.
The Bunda. Is that a Bunda?
Are you taking?
Yeah, I think it's a UK thing. A lot of Aussies do use it though for sure.
Okay, this is like she's like Australia love Island
I just want to say the chat did not know you had this much bundle. Oh, yeah, it's not true as well
Okay, you're gonna show it off to the people. Yeah, what am I doing? Am I covering it up? No, no, okay?
Are you good? Yes, okay, I just want to be rude
You don't want to, yeah, it's okay.
Oh, okay.
Have a seat.
So, what are you aspiring to be when you grow up?
I want to be just like you to be fair.
What?
Yeah.
What the hell do I do?
Wait, where's, you have a mic?
I've got the mic, I think.
Oh, no, she has a microphone.
Yeah.
How old are you?
27.
Okay.
Cool.
How old do you think I am?
21.
Yeah, you got it.
How the fuck did you know that?
Maybe I'll talk to you.
Oh wow.
Oh wow. Okay. Interesting.
Interesting, interesting.
Well, I think you know you're a very amazing girl
and I'm glad that I got to meet you.
Yeah, I'm glad I got to meet you. I love the hair.
Sir! Can I get a hug?
Yeah. Thank you.
Who did your hair?
Thank you so much.
You smell a bit as well.
I feel like I didn't say hello properly.
No, it's okay. Are you British?
I'm British.
Yeah, I think mate
Have you been to London? Yeah, I got some acid at me. Hold on. So you're you're oh my god
Okay, I like I like you k-things. I like you k-things. So real quick. You're not Australian. No, she's not
But thank you, I just I feel like you know, um, I really smoke it
Do you have an English football team that you spoke?
Texans
Houston Texans. Yeah. Oh English. Yeah, primarily. Oh, I like um
If you say the wrong thing I like arsenal. Yes, that's my team. Are you serious? Hell yeah. Hell yeah, fine
Well, I'll see you in the pool a little bit. I'll take your money
Yeah, I'll go in for a little swim
Alright chat, I think I think we're done here. I think we're done here. I think we
Oh my god, it's stuck in the leaf
Oh my can I see that
All right
Yeah, what do you want to do? I think we get the witch. You get the witch. She's your winner. You want to race her?
I want to race her. Okay. Do we want to make two of the race?
When you?
I think I just want to race her because she has a little bit of the ego. So I just want to beat her.
Okay. I like that.
How y'all enjoying the pool? Hell yeah. Amazing.
More freckles. Hell yeah.
Oh shit, she didn't like that comment.
That's just freckles were natural.
That's just freckles were natural. Is it hot in here?
Why would y'all go on a hot tub if it's hot on something?
I think I'll have a little cool one. I think I'll have a cool one.
Give it an LA accent.
Yeah.
Alright. You ready?
You ready?
Yeah, let's go.
All right, let's go.
Can we do it now?
Follow me.
Do I need to?
No.
How do we get the um...
How do we get the...
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Okay, did you bring uh...
Stirling a tire?
No I didn't.
Damn.
What the fuck?
Can I have a mic on, mate?
Thank you mate.
You sound so natural saying mate.
Thank you.
I feel like I belong in this country.
country you do that's why it is hot yes I said you know protecting my feet right
now oh my red flag does every um does every Australian girl have dirty feet
I don't know this is the theory no they clean they clean how the fuck are they
brother girl like like like like dirt and shit everywhere what yeah bro it's
kind of crazy everyone in Australia just walks around yeah they're all right
How do we do this?
Oh my god, I could do full workout.
I could not pick that up for lack of me.
Steve, do you want to piggyback me?
How much do you weigh?
You should go the long way.
Oh, you want to get on my back?
I was going to.
That would have ended bad, though.
Yeah, no, that would have been terrible.
Yeah, fuck that.
You have full setup here.
It's not my house.
Let's go to the ice bath.
You know it's not my house, right?
No, I know it's not my house.
I was filming Shami.
Yeah, oh, OK.
Sorry, I'll talk to you, my focus will be on you.
Nah, that's cool, I don't like that.
Don't take offense to it.
Nah, I don't like it.
I'm here for you.
Oh, I thought we'd be good friends.
All right, chat, wait, so you don't have O.F.
No.
That's fine, I support the industry, I'll get to that.
Oh, okay.
I just don't do it myself.
Would you ever?
No.
I feel like every Australian girl has O.Fs.
I feel like it's quite popular here.
I think it's good that girls can do what they want.
This is, yeah.
For sure, all right.
Yeah, imagine everyone seeing what you're like, yeah, no, that's it. All right, let's go. I'm gonna hop on this one. Okay
The red where do I sit?
Do you help me how fast they go?
Do I need a seat belt or am I good?
How fast they go wait my
It's pretty easy to control just a brake on the left
Accelerator right
Then if you need to put it in reverse
Just press that button
And then to put it back
Okay, how do I start it?
Have you done this before?
Fuck though
I'm gonna win
This is where it's yet
Okay, so Scott I'll switch it. I'm gonna win. All right. We're racing but hold on the loser
What does the loser have to do?
Fuck.
Chad, what does the loser have to do?
Let them decide.
Let's do three laps.
And when you lose, then you do it.
Three laps.
Let them decide.
Wait, do we put this on?
Show me.
Oh, that one's a...
Oh, you know why it's fine.
Fuck it.
What does the loser do?
I'll do that.
Loser's a jump in the pool.
Okay.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't want to change the clothes.
You're cold, man.
Fuck no!
You're cold, man.
All right to the start line. He called it because that's what he's about to do
Okay, ready three two one go wait, where's the track?
Damn witch that's break. Okay, I don't think
No, that's not on
What did you know if I yielded you off the road if you read me off the road, yeah
um, we play bumper cars
On the right?
Is that working?
Oh wow.
Is your foot on the left as well?
No, sorry.
Oh no, no, it shouldn't be.
Oh, okay.
Let's just be on the right, right?
Where's the track go? That way?
You'll figure it out.
shout prediction so you've got a mirror which
which
these are electric chat these are electric how fast is it
oh my fucking god 60 kilometers not miles okay i was about to say it
uh try now do you think you should have your phone on you
is there another one that's a fuck shit up you should get your
I'm gonna get rid of it when we start.
They're all saying you're gonna win.
Yeah, we know.
Alright.
Do you like a win with confidence?
Yeah, I do.
If it's earned though,
if people have confidence, then it's not back.
You know what I mean?
Oh, shit!
Oh, let's go!
Oh, it's on that.
Yeah, we might have to switch hold on chat one sec
Good
So all right wait is it the left or the right
Okay, all right, we didn't start yet. Hold on. All right, okay, so go right and then how many laps through you think?
Yep, ready?
All right, I'm nervous. Oh my god. Um, you should be
What happens to a loser?
Get chatted aside when we get off when you lose.
All right
Switch cam. So Scott over the switch is fine. Do not hit me. I
I won't hate you. I won't hate me. I won't.
I won't. I won't.
For real, I won't. I won't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What? Nah, I'm gonna hold it. I'm gonna put it in my pocket.
Alright. Let's go. Alright, we're good.
Wait, do I cat down?
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, alright.
I would move out the way bro if you want to.
I'm going that side.
We gotta go on the right right there.
So, right there.
Oh, the Aussie way.
Okay, left. Alright, so maybe stay on that side then go that way. It broke
Brother it's not working
Is this a losing by default right now is this as fast as that one
Because you gotta be our shooting yeah, yeah
I'm talking big game. It's the witch cats and spell on us
the sake of us what does that mean I come in your sleep oh my you come in your
sleep huh what did you hear that I've never had a wet dream in my life oh I
wasn't talking about wet dreams oh anyways that's what you want I'm trying
I feel like let me chocolate I want those dirty feet bro what the fuck
there we are so basically my foot was on the break I just realized I'm so sorry
All right, step up a little mate mate. All right, you ready? Three two one go
How the fuck you fuck shit, bro, you're shit's faster than mine. I know it. What the fuck I'm not winning by default chat
I'm actually
Oh fuck. She's gonna drift
So, wait let's drift it.
I thought it was 60 kilometers, Charmé. What is this?
How is yours so much f-
Just f-ing wish.
Jai Wang, he's just going really slow.
You got round?
No!
Why is yours so much faster?
I was trying to drift and it wasn't fast enough.
No, that's bullshit. We restart. Hold on. Her shit's faster, right?
No, it's not. He's just really slow.
Wait, where are you going?
You motherfucker.
No, it's fine. You'll make a comeback second round.
No, we're starting again.
We're starting again?
Yeah, because no, your shit's faster.
You want to go back there?
No, right here. Your shit was faster than mine. That wasn't fair.
So we go around that way?
We're ready?
Yeah, it does it does. Let's go go you got a little bit. Oh shit
Why you fucking around
I feel like I'm on marriage hot.
Alright.
Alright, now I'm ready. Restart! Restart!
Now I'm ready! Now I'm ready!
Now I'm ready!
Stop!
I'm back here. I'm ready. I'm ready. Restart.
What?
I was starting again!
I wasn't aware about the music thing.
Oh my God, he's...
Oh, shut up!
He's dead.
Yo, bro, this shit...
I can't even control this shit.
Alright.
I'm restarting now.
Fuck it. Oh, she's got...
Okay.
This is fast.
Make way, hoes.
Okay, how do I go back?
Alright, run it back.
That ain't count.
Okay.
He was losing, by the time.
This is stressful, it's fast.
I'm not gonna lie, brother. I'm gonna put my suit on.
Yeah, you're probably sure.
This shit is way too fast.
Oh, it's like Mario Kart.
It's so good.
It wasn't going fast in the start.
Yeah, I love it.
I wanna try a grip.
I'm not risking nothing. I love my life.
He's scared. That's why he made us put it on.
Now I'm good to go.
All right.
And don't be weird saying I'm strapped up.
Don't call me up.
Okay, where's the, right here?
Where is it?
Pennywise.
Right here?
Someone said I look like Pennywise the other day.
Oh my God.
You're staring at them.
And they were like, you've got Pennywise eyes.
And I was like, oh, I hate that.
Oh my God.
It's over?
Some guy.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
I'll make you a piece of them.
Fucking hell.
All right.
Thank you, Brian.
Sorry, I'm not the brightest guy in the scene.
All right.
Now we're good.
Okay, now we're really starting all right. What did you do? Did you put a booster in here? No, no, no, no
When you guys do back there, don't lie
Okay, all right now we're starting your chat. We should you want to see butter you good? I got my seatbelt, man
Okay, green flag. He's looking after me. I just want to make sure you don't get hurt. Oh
Thank you
That's men
Oh watch out
oh oh yeah oh now we're going now we're going
how the f*** do you keep beating me?
cause you gotta go fast off!
Bob, drip that shit bitch!
look Mario!
it's relapse! just let it go
alright
get ready to f***ing lose
he restarted for nothing he's losing anyways
I got this
Yeah
I can't
Oh, my shit.
I've got no word.
I've got no fucking word.
He's not on purpose.
My shit broke.
It's not broken.
So why the fuck is it not working?
Xiaomi, you need the other one.
Maybe the blue one.
What's your favorite color?
Pink.
Oh, there's no pink one.
I'm just kidding.
Oh my god, bro.
All right.
Fuck this.
I'm getting off.
He's done.
I'm closing application.
He lost my default.
Oh my god.
Alright.
I lost.
Should I give you a flash?
Jump in the pool.
Who's calling me?
Who?
Are you serious?
Yo!
Hello?
I heard some.
There's people on the other side.
Hello?
May?
Where?
Maybe at the house.
Where?
Maybe at the house.
All right.
It's fucking, it's all right.
I lost.
I'm gonna do the punishment.
I lost.
What's the punishment?
Yeah, it's up.
Fuck it, it's okay.
How do I get?
Come sit on my lap, baby.
Oh.
One thing you should sit on my lap.
Throw that one, too.
There you go.
Come on.
It's all right, it's okay.
No worries.
I'm not sitting on, I'm a grown ass man.
I'm not sitting on your lap.
on your lap. You don't get fast enough. Can you pull the seat back? Oh you need help?
Yeah. Are you going to hop on? No. Wait, let me get my leg up. How much do you weigh?
6'7, 6'7. Alright. Alright Chad. What day is it? I'm going to do this punishment
And then I'm gonna get out of here. I was really cute when it hit just three rounds, and you guys...
Congratulations.
That's my winner.
He's early.
Alright, what's the punishment? What are we doing?
I'm looking for...
Oh, shit.
Bro, these are fucking sick, bro.
I wanna hop back on it.
Okay, it's fun.
Um, I'm going to...
I'm going to...
What is it called?
Fuck, what is it?
Surfer's Paradise.
Are you gonna go surfing?
No, I'm one I do tour shit surface matter. I'm not kissing her feet, bro. You fucking stupid
Was it
So what's your punishment
The reason I'm saying that is because my friend, Mo Dean, he makes girls bleach their breastfeeding
point pucks them.
I swear, it's too strong.
Oh, okay.
I swear by light.
That's fun.
That's good for him.
Yeah.
That's his fetish, right?
I'm not licking her feet, bro.
All right.
Let's just sit down on here for a sec.
Are you going to jump in the pool?
I'm a man of my word.
No.
You said to let the chat decide.
So true.
So we're going to let the chat decide and then we're going to go on with that.
Do you see his shoulders, are you guys?
Can you see his feet as punishment?
Can you see your shoulders, you guys?
Can you see your feet as punishment?
Yeah, give me a foot massage.
Could you put your face around so I can massage?
Well, the fetish people wanting foot rubs.
Yeah, I don't want to like feet, so I'm gonna stay away from that one.
that's fine a lot of foot fetish what else maybe just high five yeah well it was very
nice to meet you get a good run um here come this can you take it off it's like
Uh, uh, sunscreen.
Oh, you need, like, some of your shoes.
Can you fix it?
Yeah.
Oh.
You're such a mommy.
Mommy?
Thanks, mommy.
All right.
Is it gone?
Yeah.
Thank you.
All right.
Well, it was very nice to meet you.
Glad we didn't meet you, too.
Chat.
Everyone say bye.
I'm going to head out.
I forgot my name.
No, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
You did.
We just went on a second date.
I thought it was more of an adventure but what what what
Mia
Beatrice
Bella
No, I'm not looking I'm looking at myself my narcissist. Yeah, it's fine. It's good to be conceded sometimes. All right Bella. Well, um
Thank you for the fun. Yeah, I had a lot of fun. It was a great adventure. Very nice to meet you
Alright honey. Why do you do that?
I think I'm sorry.
Can I get a massage?
Later.
Well, have a great day. Let me take your mic.
That's your punishment. Not mine.
Why am I being punished to massage you?
Is that a punishment?
Oh you think it's a good thing to massage you?
Later.
Alright chat.
We're gonna head out of here.
I'm gonna go over here for a second.
I'm not bringing her there's just a second we have a whole we've more shit plan
that'd be weird now everything's about girls all right we're not bringing
anyone we're not bringing anyone because tomorrow we're going to the club on
stream so it's already that type of content so let's space it out a little
Okay
Space it out a little bit
Okay, I don't neon what the fuck y'all saying forgot the mic now I got it right here. Okay, so chat
We have few options being going to tour shit. The thing is okay chat the real the real the real the real thing is all
of the
All of the shit to do all of the cool Australian shit to do is in Australia
What the fuck? All the cool Australian shit to do is in Sydney, so I'm gonna go to Sydney that could be more
Solo IRL lifestyle Australian shit here is really just party scene, right? It's just girls clubs beach. That's it. So
That's that right, so that's why we were in a situation where
We couldn't do other shit, you know, there's not really much else to do. So that's what we're doing that
But I'm not ending. I'm not ending. I'm not ending. I'm not ending. I'm not ending
We're gonna go out sounds awful yet
Forcing the stream challenge. I think it was a decent segment. What do y'all think chat?
I'm not leaving. I'm not
Think it was a decent segment
Mid yes go to the theme parks made bro
It was DCA bro. It's better than nothing. It was either that or I didn't stream. I was like, it was like 11 p.m.
I was like, okay, let me do some shit. Let me make some shit happen and then we did it.
Right, my lips are very fucking chapter.
Call my... stop being weird.
So much effort, so much more to offering Gold Coast, there's theme parks.
So you won't... this is a problem with you guys. You want me to go to Australia to visit a fucking theme park that I can get in the US?
Are you stupid? Are you mental? Are you mentally disabled? Are you stupid?
You want me to go to a fuck like what the fuck are you saying bro dumb as fuck dumb as hell
I'm gonna ask them there's a there's a big Australian looks max it's different. It's not
Don't go to the zoo. No because we're going to the zoo in March. I'm coming back with Iggy in March
I mean they're doing shit did the question quick question did the Australian looks max there is fun
Brother fucking got shit on
Maybe like another two hours you need to 20 born in America. No, but I'll show you a moment of difference
He's a little further drive. Oh shit, okay. No shit. What about twig handy?
Yeah, we'll get on to him.
Let me take a shower real quick.
Can I take a shower real quick?
If you get it, you suck it.
I bet.
Damn.
You fucking kicked the ball out there?
You fucking serious dog?
Alright, we on 3v3?
We do quick 3v3 real quick short game now down chat quick little short game Australian 3v3
Fuck it quick game. Let's go to seven all all ones
All right, so I'm Steph Coe.
OK, me too.
I like it.
You didn't answer?
OK, it's all right.
We can start our ball.
All right, let's go.
You get me, bitch?
Are we doing pass-ins?
That's Australian way to play, all right.
Back of the board.
Get the board.
Get the board, guys.
At once.
All right.
Red.
Yo, you fucking dumb, bro?
Why are you so sweaty, fattie?
I got to take that.
Yeah, yeah.
Shoot it.
Give me that.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
You got that?
I got it.
Go, go, go, go.
Oh, shut up.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
There you go.
Yeah.
I got a fuck.
Fuck.
Air ball.
Seven, all ones.
Come on, brother, come on.
Oh, oh, oh.
What the?
He did travel.
He traveled, I'm not gonna lie.
He did travel.
He did travel, brother, it's okay.
It's all right, we're good, we're good, we're good.
I got better.
Let him shoot, we get a shoot!
Yeah.
What was that?
That's what I know, brother.
What was it?
Three-nil?
Easy.
Got him.
Get him, bro. Get him.
Walks off.
Easy money.
No, no, no, no.
You've got to go back up.
Shit.
We've got three rebounds.
We've got a rebound, right?
I don't think a rebound.
Just need to keep the camera up a little.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
I got you, bro.
What are you going to do?
I'm gonna take that block.
Oh shit!
Bitch! You fat fuck!
You fat bitch!
One one bitch!
He just took the rest, boy.
Fuck out of here.
You suck, pussy.
Check it out. You suck.
What the fuck?
Fuck you suck, huh?
I'll take one doc.
Uh, that's one.
Hold on.
Okay.
Is she a boy?
Can I see purple?
Yeah.
Miss match.
Oh.
Hey, give her a hand here as well.
How?
Fuck.
Shoot it. Shoot it. Pussy, shoot it.
That's you. Ah! Oh, yeah.
I'll make the planes on you.
Get the planes.
Get the planes on you.
I'll make the planes on you.
What is that, three, two?
Uh, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Straight left.
Where? Where?
Where?
Fucking south.
Shut up.
We live on the south.
I got him.
I got my one.
Two on us.
No, don't worry.
Shot boy?
Fuck.
There you go.
No.
Good test.
Come on.
Yes.
You got that?
Got him.
I got him.
There's an X in the pressure.
Very much.
Come on.
I'm near.
You need.
Get it.
Watch your shoes.
Get us there, Rob.
Run up.
Get us there.
Good job.
Now, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss.
I'm exhausted. Fuck. I'm tired.
You shot, boy? All good. Just play it. Take it back and play it.
Just take it back. Just play it. Play it. Play it.
You're good.
Fuck it.
Suck my dick!
Suck my...
Albeid, he's give it to me!
Catch it, fat ass!
He's give it to me!
Holy, that's a good one!
Give it to me, give it to me!
Yeah!
Double-tip your ass, dude!
One more!
Yeah!
Ah!
Yeah!
Give it to him, he misses!
Fuck!
Get him, get him!
Come on, man!
That's it, that's it!
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, do some, do some.
Do some.
Box, box, box.
Oh, oh, oh.
Head up, head up.
Yeah, let's fucking, let's fucking.
Oh, my god.
What the fuck are you doing here?
Get that creep.
Son of a bitch.
Get the 40.
Let's go.
I have the 40.
Yeah, I'll be wearing the 40.
It's the 40.
Yes, no.
He hit one. He hit one.
They're saying to stop moving a little, stop moving so much.
Is that a sit?
Yeah.
Whatever you think.
Let's go brother.
What the hell now? What the fuck?
Let him shoot it. He can't shoot.
He's fat and retarded.
I told you.
Get around her, get her, get her.
Got my feet are burning man.
We're doing outs?
Fuck it, let's go.
What is it?
4-3.
4-3 versus 7, eh?
Let's fucking go, come on.
Good move, boy. Ah, what the fuck?
L1, pushy! L1!
Three! You really are fucking heavy.
I got four dumb ass
Catch that ass
You fat dork
3-3 pull.
What is that?
Five more.
You fucking suck, kid.
Hey!
What score?
Five more.
Five five.
Chat versus seven.
It's gotta be out of bounds at this point.
Oh
That's me that's good play though, bro
Your shit boy keep ready
Come on Walter
Yeah boy!
Six five!
Fuck! I felt it, I'm sorry, I felt it.
I felt it, I felt it.
Chad, I thought I was a hero.
I thought I was a hero, Chad, I felt it.
I farted. On the shot I was scared.
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, come on!
That!
You're good, you're good, you're good!
Fuck!
Oh, fuck!
That was the easiest one.
Shoot it.
Shoot it?
Shoot it.
Fuck!
Yeah, that's new.
Fuck!
We're good. Now, rebound, sorry.
Six-six.
You got him?
Yeah, one by two, one by two.
But it's all ones, though.
Good shit.
That's us!
Is that how you and him?
Let's go. I need lock in. I need to unleash my power. Let me get ready.
Are you tired yet? Fatty?
We're on life support.
You're on life support.
Fuck me.
Make a shot, bitch.
You fucking female.
I'm shooting from too far.
Wait two weeks to get the testosterone of a female.
Alright, let's go.
Wait two weeks.
Let's go.
Cache fatty.
Shoot it.
Fucking bum.
Good ball, bro.
Fuck.
I'm done shooting from that far, I promise.
Okay, yeah, we can shoot it.
You good?
Get that.
Right back, right here.
Okay.
Fuck.
I don't know.
I'll go.
I didn't touch that shit.
I did not touch that shit.
It's all right.
Let's go.
Six-six.
Let's go.
Come here, boy.
I'm going to help you.
Yeah, man.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh!
That's what you do.
You keep running and he loses breath.
Keep running.
Keep running in circles.
Let him keep running.
Lose your breath.
Keep running, brother.
Keep running.
I got it.
Keep running.
Keep running fat ass. Keep running fat ass.
What are you gonna do?
Keep running fat ass.
You're good.
You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Oh, fucking bitch.
What the fuck is pushing me?
Shut up.
Nah, nah, nah.
Oh my god!
Get him, get him, get him!
Shut up!
Get out, get out!
I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted.
I'm exhausted. Now we're going to play, play, play!
You ready? I'm so tired.
I'm so tired.
We're dead.
Fuck it.
Please, please!
Yo bro.
I got you brother.
Get that tip.
Get that tip. I'm done.
I'm fucking done bro.
Fuck.
Move move move.
Nah, it's one by two. It's one by two.
I want four seats.
Get back.
You're a bitch. That's why you have a fee bar.
Give me the bar. Give me the bar. Give me the bar.
I don't feel it. It's like fucking love talks.
Four seats.
Alright, give me the bar.
Let's go.
That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm talking about.
Shoot it.
That's my paint, that's my paint.
All one.
All right, one sub out.
Okay.
That's all.
Come on, Wail, lock in.
Come on, Wail.
Yo, yo, yo!
Can you call it? Can you call it? Can you call it?
Come on! Come on!
You fat, curly-haired Moroccan bitch!
You tired? You want water?
How's your heart rate? You okay?
There's some Gatorade electrolytes, bitch.
That's us.
You got it, what's up dude?
We're good. 7-7.
Oh, she got one.
Thank you.
You good?
Yeah.
Whoa!
Whoo!
There!
He pushed me.
He fucking hugged me.
Well
One more six seven one more
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on!
Oh no. You good? 6'7", 6'7".
You pushed like a bitch!
Let's go.
My for real fucking sister hit me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got you I got you I got you
7 7 right?
Good fucking shit boy
Alright
I need water I need water
Thank you so much
I need water. I need water. Thank you so much.
A7, what the fuck are you doing?
I got it. Trust me. Have some faith, brother.
If you have some screens going, some passes, just finish your shit.
fuck
game
fuck
8-8
I'm sorry bro
fuck
it's fucking badass
fuck
Give him both of you!
I'm fucking kidding, calm!
Give him both!
I want one to finish!
Now, I want one to finish!
I want one to finish, let's go!
Are you good?
He's good, he's good, he's good!
98, 98, let's go!
Check.
Catch, Will.
Shut up!
Check. Catch, Will.
Shut up.
There's one too.
Wind.
You get that yellow way to pass through.
Wait, man, get past this one now, brother.
Let me see where you're going.
Rest his tall, strong levels like a female.
I promise you.
Go.
You good, brother?
I'm good. I'm good.
So what the fuck are you staying here for?
Go, bitch.
When you've been away, you twerk to it for the win.
Go.
The way he's gonna help you is that he's gonna go your way.
That's a new one.
Yes!
Hey!
I won!
No, that's a bad one.
Come on, come on, come on.
Here's a lot of help, bro.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'll go.
Hold that.
Hold it.
Come on, brother.
Fuck you, man.
8, 9, 8.
Woo!
9, 9.
Come on, Leo.
Kick him back.
Bow.
That's right, fuck it.
Check.
I check it up up there.
Check it up.
Bangaloy.
Oh!
Out of him!
No, no, no.
Oh my, it hit him.
Cribass, it.
It hit me.
It hit you.
What?
It hit his leg.
Oh my, why is that hit your dick?
Are you crazy?
Are you dumb?
I'm gonna fell to the damn right there.
What are you talking about?
You have to.
Chad, Chad, who's that out on?
Don't do that.
Chad, it's off, Chad, it's off.
Who's that out on?
This uniform right here.
Yeah, that's out, that's out, that's out.
What's all that?
What's all that just there?
Cribass, thank you.
Thank you, chat to all of these in the chat, thank you.
Thank you.
All right, let's go.
What do we have, not all?
It's our ball, right?
Yeah.
I have a piece up for you, man.
Wait, the chat, oh, fuck.
It's our game, right?
How do you need it?
It's our game.
Yeah, it's our game.
Don't slip.
Don't slip, Patty.
Pull your pants up.
Crabass.
You want me to do that?
Come on, C-bass.
Do something, C-bass.
Just pull it though.
Why are you posting up all the time?
Search it, search it, search it, search it.
Search back.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Drop!
Let's go.
I'm going to carry you.
OK.
It's my love, it's my love.
Fuck off!
Let's go, let's go!
What we want, what we want, what we want?
Fucking female!
What we want to say then?
What we want to say, fuck off!
What we want, what we want, let's go!
You're my team, bro!
Fuck you!
What a bag!
Alright, go to five, go to five, come on Cibet!
Let's go!
Go to 5 for the best.
Next segment.
Go to 3, go to 3, go to 3, come on, don't be scared, go to 3, go to 3, go to 3, go
to 3.
Fuck me.
Little too late for that.
Little too late for that now, brother.
Fuck me.
Alright, Chad. Let's get up out of here.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm tired.
Chad, should we go to...
Should we go to tour shit?
Yeah, I'm about to get out of here.
Yeah, I'm about to get out of here. Yeah, I appreciate you so much
Fuck all good, all good. Thank you, bro. Yes, sir chat tap into their shit if you haven't already show some love
I'm exhausted. Hi, brother. Thank you, bro. Yes, sir. Appreciate you
Appreciate you so much
Thank you, thank you, thank you, appreciate it.
All right, brother, my God, love.
Nice seeing you again, bro.
All right, let's get out of here.
I'm gonna say bye to these people.
And then we'll get out of here.
Those guys raising up over there.
You girls, I'll show you just sit and do nothing.
All right, nice to meet you guys.
Have a great day.
God bless.
It's fucking sitting there and nothing. I'm shocked.
I'm not taking anyone on me.
Chash, we go try kangaroo or should we wait for that in Sydney?
Is kangaroo good?
I first need to try it.
It's good? It's good.
It doesn't really taste different. It's just really lean.
Yeah, I like that. I'm trying to make fried kangaroo like deep fried
I'm gonna go with the flow and see what happens. I don't know where the fuck
I bet we'll find out
I'm out of here. Holy fuck. Nice to see you guys. Nice to meet you guys. What? I'm tired as fuck. I'm exhausted.
Yeah, alright. Sorry, I'm sweaty. Thank you, thank you. Alrighty. Appreciate it. Oh, thank you, bro. Fuck.
You know, you told me you were gonna get this. I didn't think it was gonna come in handy, but alright, now it's definitely coming in handy. I'm sweaty, sorry.
Uh, I'll just, alright.
Nice to meet you.
Watch out for that friend.
I'm telling you.
Dan, you got everything on da-
You got deodorant col-
Thank you, bro.
Thank you. My gosh.
Thank you so much, bro. I really appreciate you.
Um, if I'm off stream tonight, I'll come-
I'll come back here later.
Yes, sir. Alright.
The two tarts.
Yeah, it was nice to meet you.
It's refreshing to see another fellow English.
Alright, bye bye.
Nice to meet you.
So you guys are really a package.
We really are.
It makes sense.
Kopa song gives you guys another trip.
Yep.
All right, let's get the fuck out of here.
All right.
Hi.
Thanks for my diet.
Of course.
All righty.
All right.
No, I'm just going to do random shit.
Enjoy.
Thank you, bro.
Thank you.
All right.
Thank you.
I appreciate that name.
Thank you.
Yes, sir.
Bye Aussies, bye, it's okay Chad, y'all will have more Aussie content, don't worry, all
your fiends, you'll have some Aussie content, W segment, WL segment Chad, 3 hours, WL segment,
I think it was cool.
WL segment, champ.
Oh, those are burgers?
Yeah.
I've got chicken strips with burgers.
They have fries for you.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I should probably...
Uh...
That's right here.
Maybe if you sit right there and film right here.
All righty, chat, by the way, fuck, why is there so much, why does everything in, yeah,
such as how to explore in Australia, why does everything that they have in Australia involve
of fries or chips.
Is it good enough?
Showtime, thank you for the sub, appreciate you man.
Woo!
Yeah, pretty uh...
Yeah, I just thought there was a bit better in the frame.
Alright.
What do y'all want to see? What do you want to see us do?
Is there anything that can make it a little brighter?
Can we turn this light on?
Yeah, that lights way better. It's like, shit.
I want some chips!
Do we have the Starlink working on the...
Right now?
Shit. Do you think we can get a mini on there?
How long do you think?
Um...
I'm out with the sub, thank you.
Uh, walk the city, I'm down.
Okay, uh, bro, you're so chopped.
Oh, my God.
Check the haircut?
Anybody need a haircut?
Um, it's gonna be fucked about the Starlink Loki.
Okay, yeah, no worries.
Bro, you have some handshake, are there?
Thank you, bro.
Chat, keep your hands clean.
All you dirty fucks in the chat,
motherfuckers don't wash their hands after shitting.
Y'all are disgusting, bro.
Why is neon's chin getting longer?
What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
Are you, like, okay?
Are you like, okay?
Hey, I cut, ain't saving you?
What? Yeah.
Alright.
So please tell me.
If a haircut's not saving me, then what the fuck, thank you.
Then what the fuck do I do?
Can someone explain?
Look smacks me, help me.
Hey bro.
What the fuck?
Are you good bro?
I'm not doing that.
Jack, do peptides really help you?
How far is that thing I was telling you about yesterday?
How far is it?
I don't know.
Boring? Hey, dumbfuck. Every second of the stream I can't have a girl shaking ass.
Yeah. No, I'm not. I'm not.
Like y'all are crazy.
Thirty-two minutes?
Twenty-two, I bet.
Chat, for this segment we're gonna do a hand reading.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
I wanna see what they think about your future.
Oh my god, I'm trying to... Chat, we're trying to get Australian burger.
Bro, stop saying to bring girls bro. Y'all doing too much.
Y'all doing way too much.
All right, Chad, I'm trying Australian burger.
We don't want girls, we don't want Rossi.
No way it's been so bad that you turned gay, you guys.
Are you serious?
You?
Alright, let me tell you something for all the idiots in the chat.
I do not have a fucking bull cut.
The burger looks dry on God it is.
I do not have a bull cut.
This is not a bull cut.
This is more of a fade.
Low taper fade.
No, no.
All right, I'm getting a haircut.
I'm going, you know what, I'm not gonna lie.
Fuck, I'm doing it.
I made my decision.
I'm going bus cut.
I'm going bus cut, I'm gonna go fuck.
I'm doing it.
I'm getting a razor and I'm doing it.
I'm gonna go fuck no more.
Why?
Are you all saying Gigi?
Bro, I'm gonna get a bus cut
and I'm gonna diet blonde.
If Marlon looks good doing it,
I'm gonna look good doing it too.
Chat, by the way, we might F around, along this area.
Don't get mad, we have a 20 minute drive.
Also, chat tomorrow.
Stay up for a minute, okay?
Stay up for a minute, stay up for a minute,
because tomorrow me and Iggy are gonna be going
to the club together on stream.
It's gonna be at like 10 p.m. Australian time.
It's like seven hours from now.
So I think like, like 5 a.m.
It's gonna be like 5 a.m. If y'all want to set an alarm or some shit and think of this like a
Like a movie from here, okay?
Me and Iggy are going to the club together
I'm gonna be up game. Yo crash. That's what I fuck with you. Crash, you know what?
Crash, send me your cash. I'm gonna give you five dollars, bro. I fucked with you. That's it. Five dollars
You're a fucking millionaire
If you're salty, you fucking lost the one you won against me?
Give the brother a hundred, bro!
Fuck you, fuck you.
Five dollars.
I'ma stay up gang, thank yous there.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm not a fero.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
That shit is gonna be a movie, New Year's.
New Year's Night is gonna be a movie.
I'm just letting y'all know, alright,
they're rich shrooms,
and if I do end up taking them,
If it gets too much, y'all gotta tell me to end, okay?
Alright? For real. Y'all gotta tell me to end if it gets too much. Promise. Everyone promise me.
Everyone promise me.
I'll stay up for a hundred dollars, you said. You're literally a stalker.
You'll stalk people which won't stay up to watch a live stream. Are you fucking serious?
it's the opposite. Also chat tomorrow we're going to meet the Australian basketball team
and uh with me are the rugby team or cricket team? What? Cricket? And the cricket team chat
um I'm going to have some one-on-one time with NBA legend Matthew Deloadova, Deloadova
Okay, the guy that locked up Steph Curry in the finals.
Legend.
Cabb's legend.
Cabb's fucking legend.
Did I say who? Are you dumb?
Are you dumb?
And I think I'm throwing the...
Wait, man, did they have me throwing the first bat pitch?
Oh
That's big we need the YB and kite ties X interview, what are you talking about why also invested in someone's life, bro
Let my glory
Y'all are too invested bro, I gotta chill out
Yo, Matthew, he's just on the team, bro.
He's just on the team.
What does D1 mean?
I'm a D1 athlete.
Thank you.
I don't fuck with you?
Amen.
Y'all don't know the conversations we've had?
It's because we've had none.
You don't like me.
That's all right, though.
I'm not going to do it right now, I'm going to wait, chat.
On New Year's night I'm buzzing.
I'm going buzz.
I'm changing my life around.
I'm going back to 2023.
I'm buzzing on New Year's.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to tell Iggy right now to get the clippers.
I'm going to make it happen.
Man, coming soon actually.
Coming soon.
How many degrees today in Australia?
Bro, it's got to be like 110 right now.
It's so hot over here.
I don't know how you Aussies do it, bro.
I don't know how you guys do it here.
It's fucking crazy.
Have someone line you up?
I will.
You're exposing your hairline, think wisely?
It's not bad.
This, I won't look with no hair.
It's not bad, bro.
It's not that hot, bro.
It's brutal out here, bro.
You have C-Club on the fourth or what, a Perth?
You chopped don't cut your hair you're balding
Chat by the way the next girl that I talked to will not be on screen
I'm gonna try to know that. I'm gonna try to know that.
Yeah, we'll never know.
Stream with Bulldogs?
What the fuck?
throwing something up nice nice I heard if you white shit on your head it
promotes hair growth are you serious it really promotes hair growth I guess the
girls talking off stream yeah y'all don't think a girl can genuinely like me
bro like what the fuck like you're having like I'm like not human
Can y'all start treating me like a human, bro, please?
Because at this point, it's just disrespectful, man.
Like, girls can like me for who I am, but I'm a great guy.
I'm charismatic.
I'm wholesome.
I'm genuine.
I'm caring.
I'm handsome.
I need to stop lying to yourself.
You're awkward? No I'm not bro. Alright so chat you tell me right now if I'm gonna
go on a date off camera I'm gonna be awkward? I mean I'm not gonna lie I probably will
be. Cause I've never been on one. I don't know. Can someone in this chat take me on
a date?
By the way, we're on our way to do the poor shit.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Question, Chab, y'all ever got a handjob on a plane?
Be honest.
Yes, I've got it.
You have?
Last night we did?
Aw, congratulations, bro.
Nope, but Smoke, you said you were a virgin, bro.
What the hell?
I thought you were a virgin, bro.
You fucking liar.
Yeah, her name was Dylan. You're a fucking loser. You weirdo? You're weird. You're actually
weird. You're actually weird. You're actually weird. I cannot wait to go back and go to
India. I'm not gonna lie chat. That might be my greatest dreams ever. That might
Jeff that asked me my greatest dreams in history. I think I'm breaking 100,000 views. No, sure
How's the service looking?
Are we good? Man.
Alright. Kai and Neon should go on a double date. Wow. Someone just commented that. I just wanted to read that aloud.
I don't know. It's just some random commentary.
I'm not gonna lie about chat. I'm gonna be honest with y'all about my experience, okay?
So far in Australia, the weather's...
Alright, the beaches are amazing.
The people are very cool.
The girls are underwhelming.
But...
It's great vibes. And that's all that matters.
10 of the day bro, I'm telling y'all to try to move, you gotta, for everyone in the chat looking for love, you gotta marry or date a five out of ten.
Because she's gonna have no one in her DMs. No one's gonna try to get with her, no one's gonna try to talk to her.
What you gotta do bro?
Next thing you know you'll have a fucking NFL quarterback DMing your girl. Then what?
You don't think the girls gonna take the $30 million contract?
Just date a ugly girl man, I'm telling you bro.
The shit I've seen in DMs bro,
Motherfuckers are ruthless. I'm seeing UFC fighters and wives.
I'm seeing NBA athletes with four kids and a happy relationship.
Like, it gets crazy, bro. It gets fucking crazy.
What's better, Ross Sushi or Ross Pussy?
Yo, you said you need to take a break. Go to sleep, bro.
I guess we're taking advice from youself.
Maybe you haven't even touched a girl, bro.
Letting your own mom wants you to touch her. You fucking loser.
Chad, how many more days do you think I should stay in Australia for?
Keep it a bug.
How many more days, Chad?
If I want to stream with JDM,
Chad, if I want to stay for JDM,
Jack Della, then we have to stay till the fourth. Okay?
Y'all don't fuck with Australia? Why else saying zero?
Don't come back. All right.
You know, there's a chat.
L.A. or Miami or New York? Can someone tell me one thing to
do there please? Tell me one thing I could do with any of
Finish the burger? Yes sir.
Tell me.
I feel like, I feel like traveling is the best. I'm not gonna lie.
I feel like streaming is getting to that point where chat real quick.
Do y'all watch streams as much as you're used to?
Yes or no?
Be honest.
No?
Wait, so what am I... What's gonna happen to me?
Yeah, what the fuck?
What's gonna happen to me then if y'all stop it?
Yo, bro. You ain't milking the pair of socials, right?
Alright, wait for a minute. Fill me in. How do I milk the pair of socials? Tell me.
Only watch you and Aiden? Alright, that's a good lineup.
How do I milk the pair of socials?
Go to Toronto. You want me to get fucking stabbed?
I'm not gonna lie, 10 looks good on me. I kind of look like Tom Cruise.
Come on, watch that.
Bro, check. Chill, bro. Alright? Chill, chill, chill. TP, man.
Tom, the rest is the rest of it.
Keep hair, brother. Thank you.
It's okay. It's alright, Chad. It's alright.
We missed the guys, Brad.
There's nothing to do.
Derek Jeter. So funny, bro.
I wonder where you got that joke from.
Is it a Jewish man by the name of Abraham Ross?
Is that who you got it from?
Be original for once, bro.
Call me Kimmy, bro, Kimmy's coming in January, chill out, bro. Relax.
Where you locked in and we're going to a lake again.
You were letting a girl come to our bed.
For the next week you'll be seeing no girls in my stream. None, zero, nil.
Other than Iggy.
How do I ride a kangaroo?
Where your seatbelt the driver loses license? What?
Never let no one know what he's talking about.
How does it feel being rich? Bro, I, I, y'all act like, y'all trying to say like I'm this, this fake humble guy and I have all this money?
Bro, I promise you I don't. I don't know how to have as much bread as y'all think.
And y'all can believe me. You don't have to believe me if you don't want to, but at the end of the day I don't.
And I'm just I'm very aware of my situation and
I know what I have the other guy got all these tens of millions of dollars bro. No, like that's not true at all
Bro, I'm careful when I look at the prices. I'm gonna like okay. Should I buy that is that worth it?
Oh, should I fly economy? Should I go first? Oh, should I go business? No, let me go economy this flight. Yeah, I don't get it, bro
Y'all don't understand
I'm rich in I'm rich in experiences chat real wealth is experiences and memories
Not money you just roll nowadays you just fucking make money bro
The government's just printing money every day
You did a rug full no I didn't bro dollar sign neon is one of the moon
You got 20 million on my mother I don't stupid
Codex column codex team transfer
Yo, what the hell?
Yo, what's good?
I'm live, I'm live!
Yeah!
Alright, nice to meet you guys, God bless!
Why the Kodak call me to do that?
Yo, I thought I was going to get a Kodak segment, bro. What the fuck, Kodak?
I'm trying to wipe a rant through a laugh girl.
Don't call me a weird chap, but I have like a...
Not a kink, but like a...
Like, I like helping people.
Let me elaborate.
Like, I love helping people who want to do better in life.
And...
And aren't in the best situation.
Like, I don't want a good girl.
Good girl. Wait, what is that dude? What the fuck am I saying? Are we here?
That's our gaping. Uh, how far are we made up?
What happened in the last one you helped?
You know, a purge. That thing is dead, bro.
I could say 500,000 things, bro, but everyone's stopped me.
Yeah, I like good friends.
I ain't gonna lie.
Just know I'm gonna be real and I'm gonna be honest from experience if a girl is a
So, she don't always be out here.
You can't take back the dick, you son.
You can't take back the dick, you tired of your asshole.
Let's go.
Let's walk you back.
Like, I'ma be real, bro.
So, if a girl tells you they're body count, bro,
multiply that bitch by 50.
No troll. If you have five bodies, now you got 250.
No. If you have 50 bodies, you have 250.
Sorry, I'm being red-filled. I'm being red-filled.
Here's the thing. I was having a conversation.
I'm not going to say with whom.
They told me.
We're having a very deep conversation.
My brother. I love him.
You're not going to be able to find a good girl now.
You need to find the thought and then make for good.
Thoughts wanna show their love in here, mate?
Shots of the mandem, innit?
The motherfuckers go through one great trip in Tintin.
Oh no, self made.
You're 17 years old, you live in the UK,
and you eat fucking baked potatoes and beans.
Shut up.
No, off-streams there. Stop being weird.
I will never bring a relationship off-stream again.
I don't do it. Actually, I probably won't. I don't know.
I don't fucking know, dude.
It's just hard to tell, man. You never know.
All these people out there, man, everyone just wants something out of you.
It's so hard, bro.
I just, like, I'm not gonna lie.
I think I made this decision.
Um, by the way, um, I have a lot of people texting my phone telling me to get therapy.
I'm not getting therapy. Why the fuck do I need-
I'm not gonna pay somebody to do my-
I'm gonna just talk to my fucking lawn or my dog.
What the hell? I don't pay my dog.
No one's getting therapy bro, no one's doing none of that.
Please do, your life is so hard you only make multi-million.
You think making money makes your life easy? Are you stupid?
The happiest... er, the richest people in the world are the most sad.
Like, Kribbaz, tell them, bro.
Tell them, bro.
The richest people in the world are the most sad.
Yeah.
Look at Kribbaz, bro, he's satisfied.
What the hell are you fucking saying?
What?
Well, there are a lot of fucking good guys out there after something.
I don't know how you can be rich and fucking depressed.
They actually make some sense.
What the fuck?
We're in a fucking war, by order of a fucking war, fucking a big war.
I don't have a depressing life, but actually, it gets home.
Well, it doesn't get fucking home.
Fuck up is getting fucking traveled, fucking get money from people, change people's lives, shit like that.
We do anything with fucking money. It's fucking me.
Well, I fucking struggle in here, bro. You think I'm out of here right now?
Fucking grinding.
Then we got people like you, who are fucking millions of dollars wanting to a fucking dog.
You're crying the oil! What the fuck is she gonna do?
Fucking Marca, you all the roof roof!
Fucking pussy!
That was a red pill. You're based.
You're based. Fucking, you can't even hear me, bro.
Say the special ed kid with a helmet.
What are you doing bro? What is this, a field trip?
I got cooked on God. I got cooked, I'm gonna be honest. I'm thinking accountability. I got fucking cooked
Look at them aura farming
I got cooked Chad. I know he's been cooking me all day. It's cuz he's on this period, bro. He's mad
So by the way, try the place we're in right now is the Miami of Australia. It's called Gold Coast
G-O-A-L-G-O-L-D C-O-A-S-D. This right here is the Miami of Australia
Come on. I've heard
Want to go around we're gonna see some shit. Yeah
We just want to clean on it. Why did I read that?
give it up brother give it up how do you check on oh my god so like y'all just
care about like girls and shit like y'all not care about anything else in
life like do we have a normal conversation in this chat it's like
talking about much of fucking people that still chatterbait all day like
There's no, we can't have a normal conversation.
Right, let's talk about the weather.
Let's talk about, I don't know, fuck.
No one wants that?
All right, e-walkie, start a conversation, bro.
All right, if you don't want that,
start a conversation, ask me any question, go ahead.
Why don't you invite Aiden on this trip?
Aiden has streams, bro, Miami, let me talk about it.
You know where home is? I do. Home is by myself and my bed with my dog. That's home.
Audrey, sister, she's good. Thanks for asking.
Like, Chad, lust is not good. Like, no, no, no, no, Chad, no, no, no. Chad. Lust is not good.
All right. Listen, walk in. All right. Walk in. You don't need anyone. You don't need no one.
You don't need anyone, Chad. No one. You need yourself and God. You don't need a boyfriend.
You don't need a girlfriend. You don't need none of that.
All you need is yourself and your prayers.
You haven't even known I'm re-enacting.
You left us on a 24-hour stream?
No, I- Yo, bro, the camera died, you idiot!
Does your sister still work for Jolt?
Oh my god.
What did Chloe do to you, my man?
Just tell us from the heart.
By the way, this is a message to all my clippers.
You piece of shit.
I spent so much money to come to Australia,
and I still see you trying to milk my money,
posting fake reactions on TikTok.
This is my final warning.
Post some real clips, post some good content,
or you're gonna get fucking perm banned
out of my discord.
Dead ass, I'm sick of this shit.
Every school I see me fake reacting
to fucking Kaisen at leaving his girl.
Fucking Lacey being fat, or not fat.
Oh my, Lacey, I'm sorry.
Oh my God, fuck!
Oh my god.
I love you, Lacey.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
Oh my god.
Fuck me.
No, Lacey, I love you.
It's a joke.
Lacey, I love you.
Speaking of that, I mean, Lacey, you're going to run some
show and I'll get back to the US.
Damn, is that how you feel, bro?
Lacey had the greatest transformation ever.
I don't mean from a woman or a man.
I mean from being fucking actually fat to where he
is now. Why did I not get hit up to join FaZe? I don't get it. I'm a good streamer. I'm
not going to lie though, I will tell y'all. I will tell y'all, I'm going to say this.
When FaZe was first starting back, I did get a call. I'm not even kidding for the streamer,
I swear to God, I did get a call. This is when I was, um, 2023, or whatever it
was. I did get a call. I'm not gonna lie. I just never had the conversation.
How do y'all know? Wait, Nebula, have a f*** you know that you crea-
Oh!
They knew the Indian tech support?
Fuck you.
Fuck you, mate.
Thanks for wanting to hear it, okay?
You told us, nerd?
Alright, stay tipping.
I'm like, real quick, why am I getting so many gifts and tubs?
I got so many, so much money today, I'm like, I should get some give back.
Let me see how much I have my cash at.
Let me see how much money I have on cash out.
Alright, I got 300 bucks. Should I give it away or main?
Nah, main, main, main. I need it, I need it.
I need it.
What's for your cash?
How do you even sell it for 11 months?
Lanes with the 25 gifted Lanes 89. Thank you so much. I appreciate you. I'm not gonna lie, bro
If y'all keep gifting me subs, I'm gonna have to keep streaming every day for y'all, bro
I'm not missing a day. I don't go far
I'm not missing a day
I'm not missing a day, bro. I'm gonna stream every day, bro. This is great. I love this fucking life
Chat we're officially at 600 or 5,000 subs if you think one gifted
If you think you keep you give me are you fucking seriously? You have money
We have money to get me one time. Are you fucking cheating me?
I'm going to punch your other tooth out.
All right, what?
Oh my god.
Chat, Phi Phi's a man.
If anyone wondering, Phi Phi's a man.
He's a non-man.
Twitch streamer.
Yo, Phi Phi, no you're not.
Don't do that.
You're confused.
Stop.
King swag, my brother.
OG with a gift.
Five gift.
Thank you.
King swag, I love you.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
Why are all your top gifters from Turkey?
Big loaf with the sub!
What, yo, should we have a, hold on,
this is a great conversation.
Should we run back this 30 day?
My little girl, I hope you're not going to kick me.
Your head is going to hit my leg.
Hold your arms.
You're selling gif...
Shhh.
Wow, it's packed as fuck over here.
Let's get a cheap hand, I hope you're enjoying Australia, I appreciate you mate.
Having a great time here, nice little streets of Australia, it's pretty great here man.
Let's kill the, what the fuck?
They see a spinner and thinking Justin Bieber right here.
In Australia everyone freaks out when they see a spinner.
It's insane.
Are we almost there mate?
Loki, I don't mind walking here
It's right here. Should we just get out right here? Yeah, let's go
All righty chat. That means the chat we made it to our destination
What time is it? Oh my god, it's 1246. Wait, hold on
Should I end and do this another day?
It's late. No one's even here
Fuck
This is late. Wait, chat, are y'all on Chinese? I'm not Chinese New Year. Big love with
the gifted. Are you guys on, uh, not Chinese New Year? Oh my god, it's fucking active.
Chat. So many fine things out here. Y'all gonna see. Alright. Chat. Are y'all on
winter break? Or Christmas break? Let me know. Oh yeah, we're here. Alright,
nice. This is my type of car. I actually came here first. Alrighty, let us go, shall we?
Wow, Chad the Miami of Australia.
What's up, mate? What's up, man?
Hey, big up! Big up, brother!
That's PK.
Huh?
PK.
PK?
No, that's my streamer.
Oh, hell yeah! Hell yeah!
Yo, kick a twitch.
Can I give you a shout out?
Of course!
Um, subscribe to P.I.SpaceK.Y.
Instagram PK036.
What are you doing here?
Um, I'm just fucking, I'm about to just walk around
and see where the wind takes me.
Nice to meet you, brother.
Yes, sir, I'm great.
I'll see you in 10 minutes.
Which one? Oh hell yeah for sure. Yeah. Oh
My god, but you know each other
You watch my streams
Oh my gosh, so hold on. What's your favorite stream I've ever done?
Oh my gosh, Rain not even back in the day, see?
Oh my god!
The love, the love stream.
I love him! I love you!
I've been telling you together that it was that...
You really watched my stream?
Oh my gosh, I've seen it right now.
Holy!
I've seen it all, but...
Everything.
Oh my!
You're amazing!
Jack's house!
You're fucking amazing!
You saw the Rolex that got used to manipulate my brain.
Wow!
That's from everyone.
I've learned. I feel like I'm like...
You know, the past two years, I've experienced so much, I've learned so much, and I'm a whole different person now.
Wow, I want to give you something.
Do you have cash?
No, I didn't know what that is.
Do you have cash? Okay.
Wow!
How old are you if you know what I'm asking?
49.
But it's okay? You don't look 49.
Aw, damn, this is fucking crazy.
I'm gonna blow it, but I need one point.
Um, we must build something as much as we can.
Aw.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I really appreciate you.
I don't know how much I have, but just take it all.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm not gonna spend it on you, but it's a souvenir.
Oh, you said it to me.
No, spend it.
Spend it.
Here, here.
No, spend it all.
Spend it all.
And I can't believe I've had literally, you know, my youth has been on this bridge.
And I'm here!
This is small here, this is a big one.
It's a full circle moment.
I love Australia.
And you're a certain point now.
Yeah, you saw me surfing?
Yes, I did.
So you really watched my show?
You're awesome.
Bro, I feel like, wow.
This younger generation is bringing, you know, experiences and just showing them through your eyes.
Yeah.
I've done it all, but now I'm re-doing it in your solo.
some advice you can give me though because obviously not perfect. What's some advice we can give you?
I really just think, just stay yourself, you're doing it, you learn and you pull back, you make a mistake, you pull back and you're just constantly running and just keeping people around you. And your family is who's taking you.
For sure. For sure. It was very nice to meet you. Thank you so much, I really appreciate you. Help me keep watching. Thank you so much brothers. Appreciate you.
Alrighty, God bless!
Yo, that's crazy!
Yeah, of course! I'm like a lie, Chad. What the hell?
What's up, brother?
Nice to meet you, brother. How you doing?
How you doing? How you doing?
God bless.
Bro, that wasn't an actor, Chad.
I swear I won't laugh at you in my mother's life.
Bro, that's crazy.
Damn, but I need to sit down, bro.
Hold on. I feel like...
Wow, bro, I feel completed. She dead ass knew everything. She knew the Rolex, she knew Fussi, she knew the Jack-House, she knew me and Aiden.
Wow, bro.
I think I might have found my wife. Oh, no, she's married.
The wind's hitting it?
Just a bit. I don't know.
How do I have emotion Australia in the US? This is fucking insane.
um chat is the thank you bro is the mic going on here no nice little beach hey yo what the
fuck is that guy wearing all right yes how do we how do we um do we have that we don't have to
think what did i what did i what what did i ask the chat
oh thank you hear the wind yeah whether you know or not you're a hero i'm not gonna lie
I feel blessed in honor, bro.
I have no words, bro.
Get a slingshot?
Ooh, I'll take a drive here, though.
I don't think I'm allowed to drive.
Is the wind bad?
Is the wind bad or no?
Is the wind bad?
Chat or no?
Fuck.
We might have to go to the BGIs with the windshield.
Do you have a dog in it?
Do you have a DJ in it?
Let's get the DJ eyes in it.
I have a little pistol in my mouth.
Get the cover.
Alright, give it two seconds.
Let's say a public beach.
Where all the dirty shit is at.
Hello, my fellow Indians.
How are you doing?
Where are you from?
I'm from India.
I'm going back soon.
What's your favorite part about India for the people?
Oh my God!
Lanes with 150 gifted!
Sorry, I'm a loser.
Lanes, thank you so much. I love you so much. Thank you.
Can you shout out Lanes?
Thank you Lanes.
Okay, sorry, what was your favorite part about India?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Nothing.
Thank you brother.
You look like my dad.
Come on.
Oh, sorry.
Lanes, I love you so much, I love you so much, I love you so much, I love you so much, I appreciate you, I appreciate you so much, thank you, thank you, thank you, oh my god, thank you, thank you, thank you, man, okay, I can't start walking chat, we're gonna walk over there with all the markets and all this shit, I just need to, what's up mate?
Sure yo, let's do it.
Sweet one.
How long have you been there?
I've been here for two days now.
Two days?
Yes, sir. Thank you. So I want to switch to the DJI and then we're gonna head out. Can I drive us a slingshot here?
Let me ask Ozzy. Excuse me, quick question.
Am I allowed to drive a slingshot without a license? No? Oh, okay.
Okay
Oh, I'm switching it.
I don't see you on here.
Shaz, is he better?
Oh, fuck, there's no, um...
Is he better, Shaz? Is he better?
Is his mic better? Testing, testing.
All right, let's go. Can we start walking?
We're going to start walking to Scuttle?
All right, man. Let's go.
All righty.
Way better, all righty.
Let's get going, shall we?
See what's out here?
This is like the city of Australia, so like, I'm on a lot of it.
How you doing?
Oh shit.
How you doing?
Like, I'm a slum.
Oh wow, I'm just a little bit of a mess.
All righty, Convenience Store, I want to get some souvenirs, chat.
I want some souvenirs.
Oh this is not the type of shit I was thinking.
It's like a 7-11 but it's not shit.
It's not right.
It's coming out, coming out.
It's coming out.
It's not right.
Oh my god, a massage.
Do you think they'll give us massages on camera?
What the fuck?
There's like bugs and shit in there.
Is that a dead person?
No, I'm tripping.
What the fuck is happening?
What's up, mate?
Watch out behind you.
Sorry.
Where am I?
I think I'm in Chinatown, bro.
I was like, how the Chinese shit?
Chinese cuisine?
Oh, and then, oh, I just,
I just, I don't know.
I think that lady takes that point out here.
Oh, that's a tug station.
You see, I know what that means.
A tug station.
That's where you get your little nibble sucked, right?
Dude, that ass only, we're in Chinatown.
What the fuck?
I thought we were in Australia.
What the hell?
Brother is this normal?
Yeah, but this is in China.
So why is everything in Chinese?
This is a lot of Chinese shop.
What the fuck?
What is happening?
Slingshot's alright, I'm not going on a slingshot bro.
Why the hell would I want to put myself through that?
Are you stupid or dumb? Pick one.
Mud.
Yeah.
What's over there?
Oh my god, that's the Iran flag yo, what is hat yo, I'm gonna fucking simulation. I'm in a simulation
Brother so jobby with hats up with with pellets on sick
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Whoa, what type of
What is it? How you doing?
You wanna see yourself to the stream?
Are you guys doing live stream?
Yeah mate.
I'm a physical.
Oh wow you clocked it sir? I have 70,000.
I streamed snucktrues.
No you didn't?
Yeah.
You don't even know who I am brother.
I'm an up and coming streamer.
What are you on?
Huh?
What are you on?
I'm on Twitch.
Am I not good enough for you?
No.
Alright. Have a great day mate.
You too.
You got a fucking little kid.
It's insane.
It's fucking insane.
It's got you going by a little kid bro.
Life hits you hard.
Life hits you hard bro.
I'm so confused.
Why is there an Iraq flag
in Australia?
What's up brother?
Chillin' man.
What's the best thing to do here?
Best thing to do here?
Yeah. What's up mate?
What's up bro?
What's up mate?
What's up bro?
We're not from here. We're from Sydney as well.
Oh fuck, we're going to Sydney tomorrow.
Oh actually?
Yeah.
So what is it going to do?
Where are you going?
Huh?
We're going to Sydney.
I don't even, I couldn't even tell you.
I don't know.
Well I said I'll show you the best shop to do Sydney.
OK.
What's up?
Hey, hey, hey.
I want to go to Sydney.
Bro, I can't believe that a rock flag is right there.
Come to Papel.
Oh, it's Italian, oh shit.
Wait, why not show you?
Huh?
Why not show you?
What?
Why not show you?
Fuck Stani, yeah?
I need to get a fair food.
Fair food?
OK.
Let's get it.
For sure.
What's that?
What's fair food?
You want to tell me about that, too.
What is that?
Follow gangsters, do you?
I'm a gangster.
Let's go.
Of course, mate.
Let's do it.
What's your favorite stream?
The one you did with Iggy this morning.
There!
Like, yeah.
What's your favorite stream, brother?
The thing.
Huh?
I like the thing.
Oh, okay, very nice.
What's up, man?
Tell ya.
Who's calling?
What's up?
Why are they waving at me?
I'm coming!
It's my family!
It's all the jabbies, the Muslims.
I'm gonna go on a bike ride with my family.
Can I join you guys on this ride?
Where y'all going?
Okay, where are you guys going on I'm gonna get I'm gonna get myself a scooter I'll be right back
I'll be right back. I got you, mate. Oh my god. It's not my family in Australia.
Hello, how are you my friend?
I'm good my friend, how are you?
I'm good, how are you?
I'm a Muslim brother.
I feel at home here.
Oh my God.
Move on?
Oh, no, wait a minute.
What do you do for a living, sir?
I do job, I'm IT.
Oh, IT?
That's where the money is.
I don't think so, no.
Oh, that's okay.
Are you retired?
Yeah. Nice. Congratulations, sir. What's the what's the motivation you tell the kids?
Watching one car, you know, and you know, don't don't don't do for the shortcuts.
Work hard. And I think that there's no such thing as a white car.
Salute, brother. Salute.
I move on. Yeah.
What's up, brother? They don't have any more bites, but very nice to meet you guys.
No, it's okay though. I feel I feel it's my family over here.
Yeah, it's your family shout out to TFA construction. Yep, and I'm gonna be promoted by this great
My your own family uses you to I'm over this shit
I'm tight. I'm mad. I'm fucking bad your own family uses you to that's crazy, bro
I literally told them I feel like you guys are my family motherfucker hug me and promote his business
I'm over this shit. No one cares about me. Don't give a fuck about me
No one gives a flying shit about me, bro. No, I'm not not anyone bro
I'm over it bro. I'm done. I'm not giving a fuck about it anymore.
Typical. Fucking stinging Indian.
Oh, can't. No more Indian jokes for one Indian. Fuck.
Damn, that building is the tallest floor.
Holy shit.
Fuck.
All right, police!
I got to, what the hell?
I'm not going on the fucking slingshot, bro.
Leave me alone.
I'll be calling you.
Sorry.
We know you're going to enjoy your time with Bella today off street.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Hollywood show girls.
Wait, what is this?
Hollywood show girls.
Oh my God, this is one of those.
doors open 9 p.m. what's up mate oh shit sorry okay what are you doing here I
couldn't tell you brother just live in life nice to meet you yeah man they've
stripped me of shit I was going to show you girls got no ass what are you
What the hell? Wait, no, they're in a balcony. Where? Where? Someone's screaming.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh, that's it, that's it.
Where? Where? I don't see him.
What's up, brother? Yo, what the fuck?
Wait, there's two balconies? Yo, that's sick. Hell yeah.
All right, it's too bad there's nothing to fucking do here, mate.
Fuck, we'll have to get a tattoo, innit?
Go to them?
Where's where the clubs are at?
Yo, we gotta come here.
This is where the clubs are at.
What's up, man?
Spot you from a mile away.
Oh
Thank you for your service. Thank you. Oh, they don't fuck with cameras
They don't fuck with cameras
Holy shit. This wind feels great. I feel like I'm like like an a cloud
Holy hell
Alrighty, I'm trying to like look for shit to do it's just kind of rough. I don't see much. I
Don't see much. It's like store. It's like a shit
What's over there? Oh
oh watch out watch out watch out
can we jaywalk or is that illegal oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my
god oh my god oh my god is that bad? is that bad or no?
fuck
Why do you think it's bad?
What's up, brother?
I feel like I've seen this guy.
Yeah, man.
Let's do it, bro.
Thank you.
What's your favorite stream?
I don't know.
Thanks.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate it.
That's some real shit.
Real man over there.
Hi.
Real man over there, hi.
Oh my god, my favorite.
We have Indian food.
Oh my god.
Hello.
Hola.
Wow.
How about, do you want some chicken biryani?
No, we don't really want to do it.
Oh.
Thank you.
Have a chair.
Who the fuck eats vegetarian in 2025?
Who the fuck is shitting me?
That's crazy.
That's crazy, bro.
Some Indians are vegetarians?
Bro, I haven't seen...
Bro, vegetarians don't even exist anymore, bro, that's like 1900s shit.
You really think a vegetarian exists in today's generation?
You shitting me?
You dumb?
No.
This is like a strip.
Interesting.
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
Not gonna lie.
I'm trying to figure out which way to go.
Like which way has...
I might just take a bus and see where it takes me.
Fuck yeah, I feel safe here, bro.
No one's gonna do shit here.
Turkish barber.
I need a haircut so bad.
Hold on.
Chat, would you get mad if I get a haircut?
It's a fucking Turkish barber, please.
Would you guys get mad or can I do it?
I need it I need a haircut so bad
There's any qualities fuck the camera quality
Yeah, the camera quality is just finalized so far
What's up? What's up? Let me see the back. I don't know. Why is it doing that? Because the camera's fine
No, no, no the bit rate now that are the bit rates fine, it's just the camera quality is terrible
Yeah, of course, man.
What's up, brother?
How you doing, bro?
Yes, sir.
Yeah, man.
It's 15 F.
Why is the camera caught?
Like, how do we, how are we fucking this up?
One of them.
Thank you.
Of course.
Yeah, man.
Thank you.
Yo, Soscato, I want to say
Thank you. Yo, I don't know what I don't know what it is, bro, but
That's what you brought. No, don't worry
They can't be I just blurry bro. Hey, yeah, of course
I gotta go wait what?
Yeah
Okay, how old are you 20? Oh shit, okay
All the events of the night. Okay. We have a club program on every single day. Okay. Would you be keen?
It's just a Monday. Yeah, we have everything including new years after new years. It's gonna be dead. It's gonna be dead today
Okay, what club is it you set free entry?
Fabrics cocktails retro all the biggest clubs here bedroom
You go look all right. All right. Cheers, mate
Yeah, let's do it, bro.
Is that a shilling club?
How you doing?
Let me take a selfie.
Oh, yeah. Nice to meet you guys.
Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, man.
Nice to meet you. Cheers.
Cheers.
Wait, don't the Turkish barbers do the fire?
Hello brother, how's your day going?
Yeah, good, yourself?
Eh, it's alright.
You're not too shabby.
That's good, you're going to go first.
Eh, I'm sorry.
What is it you're doing here?
I'm a little stuck, mate.
Tracing the wind.
Yeah, well, the wind's nice, but it's just,
it's hard to find stuff.
I'm walking, oh, hookers!
Hookers, eh?
LJ hooker.
Oh, hooker, that's it.
Oh, okay, nevermind.
Alright, thanks.
Yeah, boys!
Yes, sir.
Alrighty.
I think we're eating down there.
Oh, no, no, it's vegetarian.
2026, really?
What do we do?
Do we eat vegetarian 2026?
It's crazy.
What have you got it to?
I'm here to do business shopping.
OK.
I have a beer.
OK, mind if I join you later?
Literally going to be gone and gone.
Oh, no worries.
OK, all right, have a great day.
Yep.
Thank you.
See you, guys.
eight dollar cologne eight dollar cologne eight dollar cologne where's the cologne eight
$8 Cologne
Where's the cologne?
They're fake. No way the clothes are fake. Are you that ass?
Yo, you get Dior Sauvage for $8?
This is crazy. Should I buy it? It doesn't smell good.
This is not fake bro, they didn't get it imported so it's cheaper.
$8 for this?
This costs like 500 bucks.
700 bucks.
I'm gonna resell it.
I know exactly how to do this.
I gotta help the Indians.
It's on me, I insist.
No, no, I got it.
No worries.
I'll pay for it.
What's up, Mod?
LPR?
What do you mean?
She said no to me.
You're so kind, thank you, I'll try to be.
Okay, for the grandma, no, all right, sure.
Hope she got a lot of stuff.
Oh my God.
I'll handle the cheeky little payment.
No worries. Can we put it together? I'll pay for you.
This is $8?
It just says $8 on there.
You know it's crazy in the US you get you get these three for like $600
$12 amazing perfect, thank you
Thank you
Oh
Yeah, of course shot he's got some D or survive. What's up guys? How you doing?
Yeah, good picture
You guys go to uni you guys go to uni. Oh not yet
Nice to meet you guys
Yeah, of course
Let's do it
Hell yeah, of course
I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give homeless people cologne. Of course. I'm gonna give homeless people cologne.
I'm gonna give homeless people cologne.
Yeah, of course, man.
I reckon we can get a real selfie.
Hell yeah, nice to meet you, man.
All right.
So do I resell these or do I give them away?
Look at this shit.
Biorre Sauvage.
Billion something.
This is this is crazy. How was it so cheap? How the hell is it so cheap?
You see if they only have any homeless people here
I saw what I saw on the beach. Are these is this like Australian attire?
No, oh, it's Chinese
Yo, what is happen? I'm like why the Chinese are infiltrating Australia, bro
Y'all got to get your country back
Fuck me
Let me try it.
I see you ironed down my cologne.
Do you want some?
Yeah, do you understand shit, brother?
Sorry, excuse the language.
All right, chat, taste test.
Smell test.
Fuck.
All right, let's use the language.
All right, taste test.
There, smell test.
The fuck?
Smells like nothing.
Yo, bro.
It smells like nothing.
Did I just get scammed?
No, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, it smells like nothing, bro.
Yo, bro, what the fuck?
These bottles are fucking empty.
Of course. I just got scammed.
No, these bottles smell like nothing.
Do you want to keep it for your sons?
Am I retarded?
What's up?
I don't smell anything.
some Indians.
Oh, I can climb a tsunami.
It's not a good thing to do.
It smells of the other one that Simon got.
That's your son's name, Simon?
No.
My son's trooper.
And mine's Hunter.
And they want to fit.
Thank you.
They don't want to fit.
Thank you, sir.
Take it.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, OK.
I know you do that.
You keep that.
Thank you.
All right, let's do it.
Of course.
All right, thanks.
I'll try to screw up on the other one.
Yes.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you for that.
Of course, of course.
Yeah, man.
Listen, I just bought these three colognes.
How much did you give me? Which one do you want?
Um,
How much?
No, they're fake.
What?
That's one billion.
Yeah.
It's meant to be one million.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I promise you.
That's meant to be in Victus.
it says that's invincible bro that's a savage
yeah but that's it man thank you yeah let's do it
cheers
bro these fucking idiots spelled every cologne wrong they did all they did
No, but this is one billion invincible in savage
So I'm starting my own business with cologne would you want to buy something?
Yeah, you can do it.
You can make a bit of content now.
That's one minute for Ariana Grande.
That makes me selling perfume.
I've never seen you on Ariana Grande.
No, it is.
That's neon, bruh. That's neon.
Appreciate you, man.
God bless.
Salamu alaykum, bruh.
What's up, man?
Wow!
I'm gonna show you the first black people I've seen here.
Hell yeah!
represent doing well man doing well let's take a oh y'all got the same
brand on oh hell yeah twins sick yeah let's do it
right on yeah let's do it I'm done this shit away this is fucking insane
Hell yeah, nice to meet you guys, couldn't tell you brother?
Oh my god, you have the LA hat, you know what that is, an LA, that hat.
Bro, are you fucking serious?
What's your name?
Jay.
You don't know what that hat means in LA?
That has been in LA.
Is it?
Because some.
They get you standing and go, this guy is fucked up.
That's why.
That's why I'm fucked up.
It's because it's some gang shit.
It's OK.
There we go.
Hell yeah.
Nice to meet you guys.
Yeah, man?
All right, question.
What's the worst stream I've ever done?
The worst stream that you've seen from me?
None.
OK, what's your favorite?
I don't know all of them.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, man.
Would you like some cologne?
Oh, you're the same guy that exposed me.
Oh, no, that was him.
What the fuck are you all twins?
You wanna have the whole thing?
I insist.
Of course.
Escape room and...
They have what?
A psychic ring?
Oh, hell no.
Wait, oh my god.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, let's do it.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh yeah, of course.
Chat, they have a psychic reading. Yes or no? Let me know.
No.
Yes or no chat? Psychic reading?
Give it to the homeless, bro. You want me to give the homeless fake colognes? I'm going to look fucking insane.
Can you fit in that?
Yeah, I can fit in that.
Oh, sorry.
no no no no oh that sounds like what I need
why you that oh yeah oh shit now what the fuck
bro this is fucking insane what am I looking at all right did we already go
this way oh okay that's a that's a that's a pharmacy I heard you can get
some crazy drugs I heard you can get some crazy drugs from the pharmacy like
Adderall all that we're about to find out let's see because you don't need
prescriptions here chat you don't need prescriptions here yeah yeah sure bro
Hell yeah. Nice to meet you.
Sneak on.
How are you, man?
My guy. What's your favorite stream of mine?
The Aiden Ross clubs.
Hell yeah.
I love what you do.
Thank you so much.
You guys gotta come to me.
So my fans are called Sneak-o Community.
Can you say shout out to Sneak-o Community?
Shout out to Sneak-o Community.
Shout out J-Quals.
What's up guys?
Yes sir. Thank you.
My guy. Love.
Oh, we can't.
We can't go.
Fuck, we should have just gone.
Many Zawas are just going to fucking kill me, this is crazy, they just see a clip on TikTok
They're like, oh that's the Indian with the blonde hair, is that FaZe Rug?
It's FaZe Rug!
What's up mate?
What are you doing? Just walking around bro, I'm just trying to find shit
Oh, it's not rugged. It's not face-wrong anymore. It's just rug.
Damn. That's crazy.
Let's do it, brother.
Oh, we're gonna get all of us in there.
Yeah, of course.
Oh, shit.
Of course
Why do you keep saying L camera quality? What's what the fuck is wrong with the party?
Yo, yo, yo, what's up guys?
Yeah, let's do it
Hey
Let's do it
Oh, of course, it's just a pharmacy, right?
All right, let's see what we can get.
Hello there, how's it going?
Question, so we saw on TikTok that you don't need to get prescribed hardcore drugs here.
And there's like it's like over the counter
I'll give you some
You have to sell our packet over here
Are you dumb bro?
What?
That's what I heard
Oh, T.S. Oh, okay
Do you guys have...
What type of stuff do they have that you can get over the counter?
Sorry
Oh yeah, no worries
Are you stupid bro?
What?
It's a bit different
I don't want to
get out of there? Okay, let's do this. Crabass made it weird, bro. Let's fuck this up. Oh!
What the hell is this? Fun fact, I've never used a clown in my life. They're running
tr- they're running, you see that? They're running and saying my name, they think I'm
over there. What the fuck? Oh shit, rock on, mate. What the hell is on your face? Yeah.
Oh, me on, bro. What the hell is on your face? Come to my spawn pool, where?
Yeah, thanks, bro.
Yes, sir.
Yo, any businesses in the Gold Coast?
I'm down to come right now.
Give me a comment in my chat.
OK, brother.
Nice to meet you.
I'm about to go on this bus.
See where it takes us.
Hop in.
What's up, brother?
Is it open?
Where is the location headed to?
How far is that?
oh shit yeah sure man let's do it boys you guys just finished serving yeah how
was it rock on brother yeah
Yeah, what's up G?
Yeah, what is that on your forehead?
What is that?
Are you streaming right now?
Yeah, I'm live right now.
From Perth.
I'm coming to Perth from the 4th for JDM.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Alrighty.
What the fuck was on your head?
All righty.
What the fuck, what is on your head?
What's up?
What do you reckon?
What do I look like, guys?
What is happening?
What do I look like?
Is this an Australian thing?
No, I don't have a face paint, bro.
You don't have that.
It's not cool.
What do I look like?
You look like a great guy.
What animal?
I don't fucking know a monkey.
I don't know.
I don't know, mate.
I'm alive, but you're gonna see the pain.
All righty.
God bless.
Yeah, yeah.
I know this, I'm like, yeah, let's do it.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, man.
Follow my friends, pick guys.
What'd you say?
Thank you.
What's in there?
What's over there?
Weed.
Weed?
It's a pharmacy.
You get weed in there?
Yeah, it's a pharmacy.
It's not weed in there?
No, I don't.
Isn't that illegal?
No.
It's medical.
Oh my god.
So what did you just get in there?
No, nothing.
What prescription did you get?
Be honest.
I'm getting other scripts.
What did it?
What are you getting what are you getting?
Oh everything's gonna be alright brother.
I love you man. You're a great person man.
Your life matters. Yes sir, right?
Thank you.
Nah nah nah nah nah.
No facebook.
This what?
What? How do you get in that?
How the fuck do you get in that?
That goes...
What the fuck?
Yeah, why are my old people talking shit?
Yeah, of course!
Question.
What is there to do here?
I'm struggling.
No, what's that?
Where is this? Close?
Yeah, it's in Helms up.
There's surface paradise.
Up there, there's
Sea World.
Dream world?
Yeah, and they're all different.
Yeah, I'm live right now.
Sure, let's do it.
Can we take a selfie?
Can we get it taken?
Yeah, sure. Me, if you take it real quick.
Thank you so much.
Oh, okay.
Thank you, mate. Nice to meet you guys.
Thank you, thank you.
Where are you headed to, brother?
Yeah, wait two seconds where you had it brother
All right, I feel homeless right now man fuck it's not a good feeling chat
Hell yeah, let's get you go
Yeah, of course
Take a selfie
Who's real quick my bad, bro
Yeah, I'm from...
My god, of course, bro.
Yeah!
Y'all just got one, I thought.
Oh, let's do it.
What is there to do out here, bro?
I'm not from here.
You want me to take a selfie?
This guy's a barber who'll do you good.
A barber?
Do you have your clips?
No.
I'll take a selfie.
Want me to take a selfie?
Let's take a picture real quick.
Hi there, nice to meet you guys.
For sure.
Cheerio, mate, let's do it.
What are your plans for tonight?
I don't know.
Okay, cool.
What do you do for, oh, we study.
Oh, hell yeah, fire.
God bless.
Fuck, we're like in the middle of nowhere now.
This is dead ass Miami chat.
I think I was at the main strip just right now, but I'm up with the magazine. Yeah
Yes, sir, thank you. Okay for sure. I like the backpack brother hell yeah
Why are you so creepy the fuck you talking about is there anything else to do here chat?
Like a lie
Might have to might have to pull it at that can't find shit up
What's up, guys?
All right.
It's a Monday?
Yeah, sure, bro.
Y'all staying at this hotel?
Yeah, you can go on.
Cool.
What's up, G?
My brother.
Let me take a photo.
Sure.
Are you live right now?
Where's Dreamworld at?
Dreamworld is far away from it.
Fuck, man.
You want to go?
I know, guys, we are.
You know, we're going to go.
You want to go?
I don't guys, you go on.
You go on.
Yep.
My brother.
Enjoy.
Yes, sir.
What is that?
It's him.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
What is putt putt?
I don't know.
I'm not from here.
Yes.
Oh, what?
Shunpe?
Oh, you're fucked.
What else?
All right.
You're fucked.
Yeah, yeah, hell yeah, God bless. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Where's the car
What's up G? What do you got stored in this car? What do you got stored in this car? Where you guys going?
Brissy, what's that for what?
For party. Are you serious?
Yeah, but it's like the family part.
All right, man.
God bless.
Are you going to be here tonight?
No.
I'm going back.
Sydney.
I'll love that.
Yes, sir.
All right, Chad, should we go back in the spitter
or should we keep walking?
It might be rocked.
I can't find shit else for us to do.
I'm going to be walking, bro.
It's just the same fucking shit.
I don't know.
Oh, let me just get out of here real quick.
What do we do?
Keep walking?
Fuck it.
Let's keep walking.
Yo, I'm not going in the slingshot.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.
Sorry.
I gotta hit the pisser rabbit. Yeah, of course. No, no worries question. What is there to do
out here for content like where is that?
Is it close scary I'm not doing that
yeah I'm not doing that I'm not doing
the slingshot chat all right you want to take a selfie
sure how do I oh wait oh wait oh I'm
I'm trippin. How does it?
Yeah.
I'm confused.
It's like you're taking a nap and jumping through it.
OK.
Just click top button.
The top button?
Yeah.
I think I got it.
But Slickshot's fine.
Perfect.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you guys.
I look in my eyes.
Thank you.
Chad, I'm not doing that, bro.
I'm not going to Slickshot.
It's bro.
I have, I'm going to be honest, bro.
Don't look at me weird.
Don't make fun of me.
I'm having some serious medical issues.
And I can't afford for any of that shit
because my body's not the best point right now.
I'm on heavy medication in steroids.
So it's just the thing where I just
don't even want to risk it at this point,
especially being international.
Having been healthy has got a lot going on.
I know, I know, you're not gonna faint, bro, bro, if the lady said I'm gonna faint, I'm
dead ass gonna faint.
The best thing is just finding someone that's going to do something fun and joining them.
I'm gonna be honest.
Because right now, it's looking pretty fucking rough.
I'm gonna be honest with you, bro.
It is.
Maybe we just sit on the beach and have a deep talk
What's that?
You bloody shit
Going up and cut this kid, what the fuck?
Yeah, of course brother
Hell yeah, nice to meet you
Thank you man
Why is he fucking like that?
Alrighty
What's up? What is that, a beer? Hell yeah, you're driving, be careful! Oh my god, this guy's driving with a beer in his hand.
Thank you, thank you.
So, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Am I gonna lie?
I need a... fuck, look at this though. Who would've thought Charles Shirley got a nice beach?
What's up, brother?
How you doing, mate?
Yes, sir, let's go to Australia
You
Dwayne Wade
You know Dwayne Wade. He made it to Australia
Like y'all know him in Australia. Yeah, cool. Hell yeah. Nice to meet you, brother. Nice to meet you. Bye. Bless. Thank you, man
Fuck
What do we do chat
Dude, the Muslim population here is crazy.
There's a lot of Muslims out here.
It's great.
What's burly? Burly heads, what is that?
What is that?
I got a pee, by the way, chat.
Fun fact, Iggy told me, if you pee on the beach, it's not illegal here.
Hi, mate.
What are you watching over there?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
What?
Oh, black queens.
Toilet, oh sorry.
Oh, toilet, toilet.
It's tripping.
Krabaz, do the slingshot, bro.
You pass out on their backs.
You're out.
What?
Oh, black queens.
You pass out on there, but it's good content.
What's up, brother? How you doing, man?
Yeah, sure. The slingshot goes up in the air.
All right, bro.
Yes, sir. Are you down to your best or not?
Walk it.
Guys in the meeting? Yeah.
Hey, Nia! What's up, my guy?
Hey, how you doing? You're American!
Yeah, I am. No.
Can I get a picture with you?
Yeah, of course.
Hi, how you doing?
Okay, this is my camera.
Okay.
I
Never see them say never see them. There's a season
Never see them
Wait, so what how do you I'm 22? Yeah, I just want to say you're very beautiful. Thank you
Is this a twist yeah, I'm on to it. Oh my god. Hi, guys. I feel bad is me meeting shit. No worries. Very nice to meet you guys
sure
Oh shit, yeah, so what happened to your leg?
Oh, I broke it.
You broke it?
Yeah.
You broke it?
Yeah.
Oh shit, alright man, you'll get it back.
Yeah, see, see.
Hopefully.
You'll get, wait, is it just like broken?
Yeah.
Okay, but you're walking?
I'm like, just like that, sure.
Oh, I feel it, I feel it.
Yeah.
Hey, let's do it, let's take a picture.
Go!
What is, what is, what is, um, what is Bri and Bay?
Bri and Bay.
Oh, I'm not sure what it's written here.
Okay.
You got a, you got a phone?
Oh, wait a second.
Oh.
What are we waiting for?
Wait, you want your legs short another?
Yeah.
Wait, what happened?
They've got landed on a joint surgery, like,
and then we'll play them like this.
So are you going to get both legs back to normal?
I'm not sure.
Hey, brother.
That's all right.
Love.
Thank you.
Yes, sir.
Oh
My guy, I hope everything gets better my guy for sure keep your head up man
How do you guys set it to get you're gonna get his number okay perfect
Yeah, oh, I need to get pizza me take a little pessa
Pro someone needs to retire what oh shit
No, but I appreciate you yes, sir you too
All right, I need to I need to hit the pessa
We hit the pessa crevas well, I'm taking a piss go to try to get a thing check it a number
It's my time to shine it's fucking go
Let's go boys. Let's go chat. I feel fucking, I feel amazing right now. Locking crib outside
and go do something. Shut the fuck up. All right here, right here. We've got our ripe
one right here. Excuse me. Hello? Hello? Oh nice, nice. Of course already bro. I
I don't understand, they just run away from you.
All right, right here.
We got another prey.
She got a little bulldog.
Excuse me.
What's your name?
Gabriela.
Gabriela, nice to meet you.
How old are you?
27.
I just wanted to say, you just look very beautiful.
I'm actually new here.
I'm from Los Angeles.
Yeah, I really love your dog and stuff.
I was wondering, is that your mother?
Hi, nice to meet you.
I'm so sorry.
I think your daughter's very beautiful.
I'm so sorry, that's why I say we can get you an ember if possible
Ah no, I'm married
Oh you're married?
Yeah, I'm married
Ah, fucking hell mate
Hi bro, how are you?
I'm good brother, how are you brother?
I'm good brother
I'm French
You're French?
Yeah
Where are you from?
I'm from Morocco
I love you
Peace be upon you
Where are you from?
I'm from Agadir and Nador
What's up dude?
Hell yeah
What's your streamer?
He's a streamer
Yeah, neon
Yeah
Hi brother
Salamu alaykum brother
Good
Yeah, of course
Oh, it's good, Wendy out here
What's up mate?
How did it go?
Bro, she said she was married and the other one ran away from me.
Ah, fuck.
What's up, bro?
I'm going to shop down the road.
You want to come down?
What shop is it?
Asahi desserts.
Okay.
It's in Sydney.
They've got desserts.
Desserts.
We've got Asahi.
We've got the black cups.
We've got pancakes.
We've got smoothies.
Let's go, bro.
Chad, you're down?
All on the house.
You're down, Chad.
You're down for it.
You want to come through?
Yeah, a little bit.
Five-minute walk?
oh near the they come after the club and eat your dessert yeah right now all
the clubs are closed but we're open so yes yes yeah size oh that's the famous
I show anything in Sydney Melbourne what is it called aside aside from
Brazil aside like I saw you ball yes I but over here is different oh it is
okay I'll touch is different it's a bit more creamy and more ice cream texture
Oh, I like the sound of that.
Compared to the healthy ones.
Hell yeah.
Add a bunch of sauces, toppings.
OK.
You name it.
Let's try it.
What are you from?
Afghanistan, last year.
You know, someone texted me from Afghanistan.
Yeah?
And he said he can get me in.
He wants me to go stream with the Taliban.
Damn.
A Taliban member, I swear.
He's from Dubai, and then after that, from Dubai,
he'll get me in.
From there.
He'll get me in a helicopter, he said.
No way.
Yeah.
I should look at do that.
Right, there's some nice parts over there, bro.
There's some really nice, beautiful parts, you know?
I know it how is it over there is getting better. I'm the love they buy that you know, that's great. So yeah
I was watching one of those which are you screaming on my hooker?
Right here, right? So it's your business my hell yeah, congratulations. I'm not a guy. Okay, but yeah
This feels like I think I'm in like an alternate universe like yeah, it's like it's like save Miami. Yeah, I'll get that
Yeah, there's a lot of Chinese people
I need you up
Yeah
Um
Okay across the road right here sounds good sounds like a plan. Is that the girl you're trying to talk to?
At there the girl
Yeah
Yeah, uh, no, I've never had a say never
It's a first.
Let's try.
We've got four seconds.
Right here.
This way?
Yes.
Yes, brother.
It's more like ice cream.
More like ice cream.
Okay.
Is it helping?
Yeah.
Fuck yeah.
But if you add the sauces and toppings, it makes it...
What's up, G?
Can I drive your car?
Am I...
Is that legal?
That's all right, brother.
Nice to meet you.
Is that legal?
Can I drive another license?
Ah shit heaps, heaps in the middle, I feel you, I feel you, what's up G, what's up mate?
What's good man?
Let's get a cheeky, a cheeky acai boy, cheeky little boy.
Let's do it.
This is very diverse, over here, where is it?
Who's screaming in?
Where's it?
Shit, okay
Alrighty how's your day going today? No, well what made y'all want to come to Australia?
Winner break cool. Are you from Canada? Oh, oh nice
Nice.
She had it on her.
I'm Toronto.
Oh.
She got the U of T.
You got the U of T.
My sister went there, the U of T.
U of T.
No, U of T, idiot.
The fuck is U of T?
U of T Austin, in Texas.
Brother, we're talking about Toronto, not Texas, you idiot.
Oh.
Have a good day.
So that goes in the water.
How do we get in that?
Can we get one?
Can you write one out? Let's write one out.
Let's go in there. Fuck it.
Oh, it's right there!
How was it? Be honest.
Okay.
Alright, let's try it out.
You wanna see what's up to the stream mate?
Pull it! Pull it! God damn it! Pull it!
Now you're good.
Ah, shit.
What are you guys doing over here just having a drink okay is that that's mom and dad
yeah nice what do you what do you love most about your daughter okay what about
you all right what do you not like the most about what do you not like about
about it. Ooh, what about you? Social media. You got it. Good luck. Alright, nice to meet
you guys. Where can I see this? Twitch.tv. Slash neon. I'm on Twitch. Just go to TikTok.
Alright, what do I say from TikTok? Neon. Neon. Yeah, alrighty. What's up? Yeah,
share brother. What country are you from? Afghanistan. Oh, what the hell? You look
It's like the Chiwiwees guy.
Yeah.
Nice.
All right, Cher, might be time to wrap it up soon.
Yeah, sure, bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need Chiwiwees day when we're on hell.
Cheerio.
Good luck.
What's up, man?
How are you?
No way.
I'm sorry, bro.
And I said, let's go to the Sparrow Pool.
My Sparrow Pool.
That's you.
Where is it?
Right there.
Your Sparrow Pool?
Okay, follow me I'm gonna go to his business come to yours after
Follow me. It's the spot. What is it?
Nana
Oh my god, I can do that. Okay. Give me um, what is it called? What is it called?
You know, wait, do you know where it's you tell me where he's actually can take me up to
You're in that building that's your that's your building you own that building
Fuck, are you trolling me?
I ain't that building, I forgot too far.
OK.
Can I just get a photo with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, are you OK?
We've been running for ages.
We're just fucking down the beat.
I'm so sorry, brother.
Let me take a photo.
That's good.
My bad, bro, my bad.
How do you be?
All right.
Love.
I'll see you later then.
See you folks coming.
Okay, baby.
Yeah, man.
Thank you, brother.
All right, of course.
What's up, man?
You on a motorcycle?
No, I'm not.
Ah, brother.
You've seen the movie Wonder.
You look like the guy.
I actually do.
Hell yeah.
Nice to meet you, brother.
Yeah, bro.
Hell yeah.
All right, brother.
All right.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. You guys here for the holidays?
No, fuck no
I'm not doing it
But she said he passed out
I'm really really scared
Okay
You're really sensitive.
I think you'll be fine.
It's like, you'll be fine.
You're just going to do it.
I'll think about it.
It's a one-line experience.
Yeah, you can't do it.
I just can't get the camera on there
because the backpack is so...
You're going to get a boob in it, so...
Oh, you guys got to answer for everything.
Well, yeah, I'll do it.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Yeah, you'll see somebody.
OK, yeah, yeah.
Like, you've got to do it.
It's like, you understand it.
I'll do it.
I'll do it in like an hour.
An hour?
Yeah, yeah.
I'll do it.
OK, yeah, yeah.
I promise.
You promise.
I got you.
Yeah, sure.
I'm gonna do it. You'll see how much you're doing it. I promise. You're my word.
Thank you sir.
All right, I'll show you.
Yeah, I got you.
I got you.
I got you, I got you.
I'll do it.
In like an hour, come back to my stream.
Okay.
Don't push the atom.
What the fuck?
Ah!
You got a boner there, mate.
What's up?
What's your name?
Adam, nice to meet you.
Adam, what are you doing for a living, Adam?
I don't give a fuck about me.
All right.
Oh my God, I didn't even know you were streaming.
I didn't know you were on the go,
I just see you how you doing bro? I'm good, man. How are you? Fucking living life streaming?
We're happy
Do you get sick of people just like no music shit out of you on the streets?
No views and I was loves really it's cool. Yeah. No, you're a good guy though
I feel like if you like a shit stream and then kind of
Yeah, I feel you damn we're very nice to meet you brother. What's your name? Alex?
Yeah, Burma's do it
How long have you guys been together for?
I've been out together.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
Nice to meet you.
Yep.
What's up, lad?
All right. Have a great day, guys.
What's up, bro?
Who? Who? Who?
Iggy. Yeah, hell yeah.
What's up?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's keep walking.
All right.
Hell yeah.
Of course. My bad, bro. How far were you in your shop?
Fuck, man.
Whoo!
It's a bitch to get the- did we get the thing that-
Dude, book the-
What's up, brother?
Six p.m.?
If someone doesn't show up, okay, they'll call you?
Yeah.
All right.
Thanks, bro.
Of course.
Yeah.
Call you.
Wait, hold on, wait, he's doing a check for me.
Cool.
Hell yeah.
I feel like I've been here before, PTSD.
Bro, I'm like, Chad, you see the movie where you keep dying and you keep walking?
It's like the movie where you keep dying, Chad, and then you keep living the same
life after you die?
I feel like that's what's happening.
What's happening?
This thing is crazy, I'm like...
Come on, come on, come on!
All right, we're almost there, brother.
Submission! It's like we're at war right now!
Casino, brother, casinos are a hell of a trick here.
This your shop?
Alrighty.
you
So why haven't you done it? Put your shirt up.
I should ask kids just kids. Stop cursing dude.
I feel bad, I don't like chocolate.
It's like, it's like, ice cream pretty different.
Thank you so much, brother.
Oh my god, this is bad.
I was wondering if you could call me about my thing.
Oh, sure.
I just...
Um, what?
Wait, oh, he's a phone's friend.
Okay, how much does it cost?
I don't know.
All right, come here.
Answer this one question and I'll get you a drink.
You ready?
All right, I'll call him, buddy.
No, come down a little.
Easy question, so easy.
You learn this when you're in second grade.
How many consonants are there?
Oh my god, oh shit, have a great night. I'm sorry man. I can't bro you got it wrong
There's seven brother
All right
There's we're in a dilemma
It was amazing. I just don't like chocolate. Okay. I'm so sorry. This is this is few fatty
Okay
Can I do white? Can I do white chocolate?
Impossible, yeah.
Thank you so much.
Yes, I love Bisco.
L-E-O, wait, what?
Well, the kid was demanding me to get him a fucking drink.
So, Shaq, y'all expect every person that walks up to me
for me to just buy them shit?
Is that what y'all think of me? Am I some fucking...
Am I some loser?
Of course man, no worries. Let's do it
My guy much love
I'm not glad I got a console without chap I Australian education system man
There's no way a 15 year old should not should not know how many consonants there are but that's sad
Bro there relax buddy
They didn't want water, they wanted fucking sundaes and smoothies and shit.
Bro, what the fuck are you doing?
Just fucking fell.
Stop cursing those kids.
Weirdo.
It fell.
Weirdo.
It fell.
Is there a portable charger anywhere?
No, no, it's fine. You got one.
Aw, thank you, man.
Wow.
No, there are meals on me.
All right, stop.
I just want to say, your son, this is your son, right?
He has amazing manners.
He just brought me some napkins.
So I'd love to pay for whatever you want to get.
No, no, no, no, I insist.
I insist.
I have to.
It's my duty, my civil duty.
Whatever you guys want, it's on me.
No, I get it for free.
You should go to the ball.
They give us for free.
So I told them, the size is on me.
Are you serious?
Yeah, he gave it to me.
Ah, great!
Let's go.
Wait, all this is free?
The game.
Oh, are you sure?
No, I was going to pay for it.
Yeah
Okay
Thank you
All right chat I'm in Gold Coast. What am I missing? What else do we have to do before we leave? It's my last day here
Why does every same shot? I don't know everyone keeps saying slingshot, bro
What is up with the Android? You can't do it. Anything with the slingshot chat? What else?
Yo, brother, what happened to the whole thing?
The fucking shit melted, I don't know.
It didn't melt, it's in your mouth!
The thing melted.
You promised. Oh my god. Here we go with this shit.
Bernie's to come to, give me ideas, Shaq.
Go to infinity, what is that?
I don't know, we've been live for almost five hours.
It's been a W stream, I ain't even alive.
This isn't really all the Australian shit we're doing anyway.
Yeah, yeah, man. Let's do it. What is on your shirt? The Migos!
Hell yeah, you love the Migos. What's your favorite Migos song?
My favorite.
Let me call Quavo right now.
You're a big Migos fan?
Let me call Quavo.
Come on, Saggybo.
Yo, Quavo!
Quavo, say what's up to my mans!
Hey, what's your name?
Jade.
Ah, is that what you're going for now, Jack?
Oh, man. A big pair of your men.
Big, big pair.
Big...?
You could, um...
Goodbye take off and off set.
No, he's qu Gil.
Yeah. Yeah...
Hell yeah, what's...
What's your famous song, mate?
I would be staircase-fri, there's so many bangers.
If you know a surprise thing.
Oh damn we heard that
He said he ain't listen to your shitty ass song
Oh, he's gonna play this now he does okay. All right. All right. All right, Quavo love
Yes, I got you bro
For me, thank you, bro
Oh, how you doing, buddy? Nice to meet you, man. Yes, sir.
What are y'all talking about? Is that one worker?
Watch it be some fucking... Yo, y'all are so down bad.
Watch it be some fucking random... Hold on.
What the fuck is this? This chapter's harding.
This chat is so hard to draw.
What is wrong with you people, bro?
Oh my God, seek out, bro.
Excuse me, I have a quick question.
The chat wanted to say hi to you real quick.
The chat, so what do you do for a living?
I work.
Oh hell yeah, what's your favorite part of the job?
Probably talking to people, there's seven kinds of people.
Hell yeah, cool, keep up the go work.
What's up with the go works?
What?
No, no, not yet.
It's firing.
Yeah, it's rich.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you so much.
Nice to meet you.
We have one problem.
I don't like bananas.
We're going to take a picture.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay.
What are you planning for your birthday?
Oh.
sure okay let's do it okay what do you plan to your birthday oh you want to
those okay cool sorry nice to meet you bro I don't like bananas what do we do
Wait, what do we need that for?
To start to charge it?
Can we just charge it and get back to the thing?
Alright, that's fine. There we are.
Go, he makes two free things, he's got to get it.
I'm going to eat it.
But now that's good for you, I need potassium.
Wait.
I'll be real, all the things we've been through, I'm sure I might have the best food, I'm not
desserts, their food, the snack packs, everything I've ate here has been solid.
Chow, you know where the worst food is?
Take it from the paddocks, Vietnam.
Oh man, it's unedible over there.
You went to a five star restaurant and the steak looked like it was a fucking dog.
I swear to God.
Take it from the paddocks.
bro that's amazing so good thank you so much man
the chicken was like a slimy and shit it was so bad bro you know what it
remember the first day at the base of the state and we ordered a bunch of food
And I should they even look like real chicken and remember yeah. Oh my god. We have to go fucking eat a
Not can't see those of us
Well, I'm full
Now, this is fire.
I feel like I have to get asked.
Chris, help me out.
Listen.
I'm going to put half of your plate.
Please get it, please.
Thank you so much, Colonel.
Thank you, Colonel.
Oh, this one's what the hell really is, man.
No, that's fine. Is your arm good, bro? Your arm's hurting, will it?
You're straight, bro. You're straight? All right.
Why did you sit on my dog?
Chad, I figured out what happened.
Because I took my dog by the way my dog is perfectly fine now
This dude crib has fucking salad my dog and then the my dogs legs were crooked the dick future is and then now that she's fine
I know where your brother
In the arcade, give me a second.
Yeah, sure dude.
Yeah, oh my god, fucking hell.
Hell yeah, of course.
It's amazing, bro.
Amazing, amazing, amazing.
Yeah, yeah.
You made a coin of a warrior?
Yeah, I did.
I made money off of her.
I'm doing my job.
You made a...
What is it?
I was just saying.
Fucking amazing, brother.
Out of 10, 9.5.
Because nothing's a 10.
It was great, though.
Thank you, man.
Yes, sir.
You made a coin after you stepped on my door.
Are you fucking serious?
I didn't even know that.
You didn't know that?
You made a coin?
Why?
I mean, money.
Are you dead ass?
I'm dead ass.
A Orya coin.
After she was in the hospital fighting for her life?
Bro, I don't feel...
Are you fucking retarded?
I didn't sit on the fucking dollar, I just went along with it.
Shakespeare con, bro, they were singing.
You don't understand, should I sound the dog?
The con said it.
At night time they made a coin.
It was called, um, uh, Freya Sioria and J.L. Kribos.
I made money with that name.
Yeah, of course I did.
I understand what the fuck...
You're a weirdo.
You're looking for the dog
You want a clock to see we can go there brother? You're actually just a dog. You're actually a coin can go back up
Dollar sign neon is gonna go up
Are you stupid dollar sign neon is one up?
Yeah, sure, I'm having to teach me how to make a thing real quick
I
Need you. Yeah, sure
Can I come back here real quick? Can you teach me how to make a bowl?
What the hell you doing
Me some help over there. I want to work. I want to work. I want to work man. Yeah, you have a shirt
I wear this shirt.
What do you need me to do?
You've got an apron.
Give me the clothes if you want.
Okay, give me your apron.
Can I have a suit? Can I have a suit right here?
Cool.
Okay, do you know how to do it?
No, I really may. Can you help me?
I'm also not very good at it.
I thought this was your job.
This is what I would like to see.
You got to wait.
Are those mini pancakes?
Yeah.
Can I just wear apron?
I do, but it smells.
For what?
It smells.
It's okay.
You want to wear that?
What do you need me to do?
Can you do it?
Do you need special ad?
Can you tie me up?
Thank you.
I want to look at the paint yard.
You're not Australian.
No, I'm not.
What are you?
German.
Thank you.
You want to get paid though, is it?
No worries.
Yeah, it's volunteer work.
You have a German working here? Hell yeah.
Well not.
We still have a really good house.
Okay.
What do I do?
Slip on the land.
You can do it.
Thank you my German friend.
No problem.
What do you like most about Germany?
The nature, the mountains.
That's a gooey mess.
Can I have some?
I didn't see it.
This one's not ready yet.
Try this one.
Are these mini pancakes?
Yeah, mini Dutch pancakes.
So if you're German, do you...
There we go.
This one's done?
Yeah, you can do it. Just flip it.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Almost.
Okay, now what do I do now you got it now you gotta put everyone
You're gonna do your job for you
Which one is this done
Yeah
I'm just gonna believe me that I saw you.
You don't even know who I am.
I just looked you up on Instagram
and you have a lot of one-fifth or a million followers,
so you gotta be very nice.
Essentially, yeah, maybe.
Maybe.
Okay.
I have a big German fan base actually.
Can you speak German?
Yeah.
Are you gonna say something
to like my private Instagram or extended story?
She's a German spy.
Spy?
Oh, sorry.
Try it again.
Wait, hold on.
Not that, that...
Say something in German.
Hello, bigotster.
No, like a whole sentence, like...
Wait, say, uh, hold on, say it.
So, this is a message for my friend.
This is for your friend.
His name is, uh, wait, this is mine.
Oh, there you go.
Okay, his name is, um, Aiden Ross.
Can you say, we don't fuck with you, Aiden Ross?
We don't, we don't like you, Aiden Ross.
What's his name?
Aiden Ross.
We don't like you, Aiden Ross.
Stay away.
We like to eat rice, please, like, and share.
No!
Oh, it's burning!
Oh my God, bad timing.
Oh.
Alright, it's, oh my God.
Alright, they're actually burning.
Is it fucked up?
No, it's fine. That's good.
They should be like, near the tent.
Alright.
A little bit tan.
Do you ever go tanning?
Yeah, of course I do.
Is that a dumb question?
A little bit. Why would I move as a German to Australia and not go tanning?
You're doing so good.
Thank you. I learned myself.
Stay your bodyguard.
No.
You're getting intimidating.
You want to get his number?
No.
What's your type?
done thank you thank you thank you thank you all right thank you brother of
course appreciate you man I'm good to go thank you thank you thank you chap
you're not still you come here great place
You're still around, come later or not, the street gets crazy.
Oh, I'm gonna stay away.
I'm gonna stay away, brother.
You can taste what I like.
For sure.
All right, it was nice to meet you.
Uh-oh.
All right, brother, thank you.
Yes, sir, thank you.
All right, chat.
Yeah, let's talk about the other hand.
All right, chat.
I love y'all boys.
I appreciate y'all for coming through from the stream.
They'll be fucking streamed.
Nice five hour in this bitch.
We streamed for five hours out here, bro.
I know y'all, it's late, okay?
It's late over there where y'all are.
It's 219 in New York.
It's 12 o'clock in LA.
Today was a great stream.
I hope y'all fucked with it.
I know y'all are mad we're ending.
We have a lot more days in Australia.
Anything y'all want to say to the chat?
You're gay, brother.
You're eight years old.
All right chat, Debbie's in the fucking chat.
Why are y'all mad?
It was a great stream, bro.
We had nothing really planned other than that in the 21.
It was cool, though.
It was cool.
Hold on.
Why can't I?
Hold on.
Once I chat.
My shit's not working.
I can't even see my chat right now.
Is it working?
Is the back guard good?
Yeah.
Oh my god, Ryan.
Fuck.
All right.
All right, Chad.
I love y'all.
I appreciate y'all.
Real quick, are there any Australians in the chat?
Are we developing an Australian fan base?
Is there any?
Well, you're not in the chat, you're in person.
Yeah.
But.
I don't want to be in chat.
Oh, for real?
I'm American.
I'm here on a piece of paper.
OK, cool.
Hell yeah.
Fine.
Oh, OK.
Thank you.
Who this is, right?
Huh?
You know who this is, right?
All right.
I'll take it out and allow me to have a square.
That was great.
Thank you, bro.
Oh, good.
German.
Is there anything you want to tell the people?
If they can't hear you, you ought to come closer.
Hey, guys, how are you?
Get a bend over a little.
Sorry.
Oh, my gosh.
I feel so famous.
it's crazy um yeah good night give love to the world visit germany
she's got a little tell her i'm gonna tell her boss oh boss wow i forgot to put it
Yeah.
B. A. N. G.
B. A. N. G. B. S.
Okay.
All right.
I love y'all.
I'll be right back as long as I live.
I don't mind.
Did you search it up?
No.
Oh, OK, OK.
All right.
Maybe later.
What the hell?
Some machinery in there, too.
It's swept, yeah.
Yeah, mate.
me on yeah what's your name Lily so I know I know what Lily she's Chinese I
call her Ling Ling all right all right chat I'm gonna end my stream I love y'all
appreciate job boys I will see you guys tomorrow tomorrow be a little later
stream all right just tune in it's gonna be a little later like 3 a.m. to 3 a.m.
No, bro. No chats. That'd be weird. I love y'all. I appreciate y'all. Put a w if it...
Why do y'all spend Ls, bro? I have hella days left in Australia, bro. Hella.
We're here for like fucking... Bro, we're here for like another like 6, 6, 6, 7 days, bro.
Alright? We're here for another 6, 7 days. It's gonna be alright.
It wasn't a bad stream. Y'all trippin'. We're gonna go out and just...
Everyone knows we're here now so it's just gonna be pictures, pictures. We gotta go to New City. We gotta abort.
We gotta abort. We gotta abort mission, okay? We gotta abort.
I love y'all though. I love y'all though.
It's tomorrow in my heart, man.
If y'all need this stream,
everyone drop a follow if you haven't already.
Turn on post notifications.
Drop a fucking follow right now.
Drop a follow on the Twitch if you haven't already.
You two seconds, man.
Drop a follow if you haven't already.
Join the Twitter community if you haven't already.
Follow my Twitch, man.
We do two streams every fucking day.
Everyone put a W. Don't be weird, okay?
Let's end with Ws, come on.
Let's end with some fucking Ws, guys. Come on.
I love y'all though.
I love y'all.
Nice little five-hour stream in Australia.
Cool vibes, cool people, cool energy.
I'll be back in Sydney.
We're going to Sydney, we're flying to Sydney right now.
We're gonna go to Sydney and then we got two streams left
to Iggy and then we got some more shit coming in Australia
to a theater near you.
I love you guys.
I appreciate y'all.
I will see you motherfuckers tomorrow.
Alrighty, love y'all, love y'all, love y'all.
You just talked around, bro, we're a new country, bro.
Shut the fuck up, stop crying, stop bitching.
All right, chat, until next time.
Love you motherfuckers.
Peace!
Oh, sorry, we're lagging or we're late.
Sorry, my shit's not working.
I can't end yet.
Awkward.
It's kinda awkward.
There we are.
All right chat, love y'all, goodnight.
I'll see you in the Twitter community,
which y'all want to see me do,
if you have any recommendations for Sydney,
any other cities I'll share there.
I keep saying it, right?
I'm repeating it.
I'm not, does that matter to me?
It's all right, all right, love y'all, goodnight, bye.
So we can make.