come on
forget
forget mine
Yo, yo, yo!
Woo, woo!
Oh, uh-uh.
Uh-uh-uh.
Merry Christmas.
Let's get it, chat.
Supa chow boys, man?
Supa chow boys.
Supa chow boys, man.
No, they just dropped.
No, they just fucking dropped.
God, God, God.
Yo!
What's up, chat?
What is up, what is up, what is up, what is up,
what is up, what is up, what is up?
Four hours late, I can explain, bro.
I took some Nyquil,
and that shit had me slumped
for hours on hours on hours, bro.
It was as if I was drugged.
I think someone slipped something in my fucking horchata.
I think someone slipped something in my horchata, bro,
that ass.
Because I don't know what it was.
I literally slept, and I couldn't wake up.
I kept turning my alarm off.
I was getting pissed.
I was like, punching.
I was getting mad, bro.
I thought the fuck this alarm was waking me up.
But chat, we are here today on a special island.
Not the island you're thinking about, so don't be weird.
We're here on a very special island,
Empire with the five I'm gonna be real, bro. I wasn't supposed to stream today
I
Was not supposed to stream today, but
Fucking here. We are you know I'm saying like I guess we're just here streaming. I don't know like I guess I'm a streamer now
Where's the ball? We were trying to help him fix his backpack. I gave him my backpack my 30,000 dollar backpack
He had it the retard didn't charge the batteries correctly, bro
He tried to charge the batteries on a portable charger. I've never the guys were parted a great guy amazing loving
What's awesome guy? He just has no brain, bro. It's like talking to a toddler
but I
Try to fix it. I gave him the option. He's an Android. He's um
He's just chilling bro. So I don't think he's going live, but that's why like I'm by myself today, bro
It's a solo stream. It's just me the golf course here. I give me one minute
It's a solo stream, bro. It's just me today. I'm gonna be real what I didn't know
No, not
It's a solo stream today. It's just gonna be me
He seems very mad. Okay. I try to talk to me like whoa
Like fucking he's just mad bro
So we got a solo stream today solo solo solo think of this subject appreciate it
we had a solo stream today just gonna be me and
Yeah, there's nothing more to it man today should be a good chill vibe though nothing crazy
Um
And yeah, bro, yeah, we got Yara too. She's over there. We're gonna go uh, see you're in a sec
um
So yeah, we got her but man, I don't bro
Like the way I pictured it would have been so good me
Zavala
Amanda Yara on one golf cart do a shit together. It wouldn't be great
You know what the fuck I didn't know how to charge the batteries
It's okay. All right, and I also want to call in banji
All right, um
So yeah, why don't you make new friends?
Are you wearing a hoodie?
Bro, I don't care, I saw comics.
Excuse me, I don't care what city I'm in.
I don't care what country I'm in.
I don't give a shit.
I will always wear a hoodie and some sweats, bro.
No matter what.
Always.
Oh my brother.
One second, oh my mental.
I'll always wear the same shit, bro.
I'm never gonna change my head.
I don't give a fuck whether you like it. You don't like it. I don't care
All right
Go on the same interests anyone in his own camera
Before we start the stream. Is there anything you guys want to talk about anything you need to get off our chest?
Anything y'all boys want to talk about yesterday she was a banger. I fucked her dad a great time
Hello, I had a great time. It was cool. It was good vibes. It was great. And you want to talk about?
Bro, I feel like I'm slowly dying, I'm not even kidding bro.
I feel like I'm slowly dying.
You need Red Bulls?
I have a monster.
We're not, we're drinking no more Red Bulls, it's done.
No one's stalling bro, no one's stalling, shut up.
None of that.
What the hell, where did you ever go?
By the way, we're not spending no money today.
We're not spending no money today, none of that.
I'm on an era where we're trying to chat.
We're gonna live today for free and see how it goes.
No money, nothing.
Link, yay?
Yo, yay.
I gotta find a way to get in.
He changed his number.
I'm trying to figure out how to get in contact with him.
I'm not spending no bed today, bro.
I don't care.
I'm not spending no money.
I'm here to just enjoy life
and live life to the fullest by myself.
What a bro.
where did everyone go? where's where are all the streamers at? yeah but where are the streamers
at though? well I feel like I should just wait in over there. oh they're over there.
is everyone waiting on me? I feel like a dick bro. alright. and then where is he
you gonna go on the car behind us but they're perfect and I'm driving all right
let's go
you ready I'm passing a mic hold on but there's a lot of motorcycles here
is everyone waiting for me they weren't right okay all right thank that all
How do I start it?
No, wait, this is gas, this is gold.
I mean, that's stock, this is gold.
Yeah, no, but how do I start the vehicle?
There's a stretch.
Is there a manual?
Parking brake, not the shifter.
Oh, I don't know if I should be driving. Can you drive?
Yeah, I can drive, but can you tell me where is the...
Parking brake, shifter, forward reverse neutral...
Okay, how do I start the...
It's already on the road.
Go ahead and forward and fucking hit the gas.
Yeah, Matt!
Oh, shit.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
You have to move.
All right.
No, no, he's going to be behind us in case you crash.
Oh, my God.
What do I do?
That's a fast one, guys.
I'm on the island.
All right, we're good.
Give me your mic.
You have to look both ways before you.
You're my right window.
You're my right, what's the thing called?
Wind shield?
Mirror, mirror.
You're my right mirror.
Go to the s-
Hold on, we need to say a prayer.
Yeah, literally.
I'm nervous. I don't think I should be doing this.
Fuck, bro, there's so many people here.
Where are we going?
Yo Johnny!
Why are you not driving bro?
Oh okay.
You know how you drive this.
Yo.
Are we just following them?
I don't know.
Oh okay.
You know I'm a follow them.
Exactly.
You know what I want to try?
That's the rune.
What's that?
Have you tried that?
It's like the pink candy with chamoy and tahini.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah it's good.
Killing a fighter bro?
She drives.
Yeah, don't you drive a Hellcat?
Yes, this is way different than a Hellcat.
Bro, this is nothing compared to a fucking Hellcat.
Robbydope, let's go.
I don't know, driving my own car, like, I don't...
I feel like if I crashed, then, like, that's my shit.
But this is somebody else's.
All right, let's look at this, um...
We are right...
I think... where are we?
I don't know. We're right here.
No.
What the f**k are we?
I don't know Spanish, I can't read.
Have you signed the waiver?
No.
What? What is the waiver for?
What is the waiver for?
Yo!
Okay, I'ma follow them.
No, you follow them.
Alright, I'ma follow y'all after.
Bro, I can't make that turn.
Just go, I'mma follow y'all, I'mma follow y'all.
Hey, you have to reverse though.
I'll be lucky.
Okay.
I got this.
Why is no one going?
You're supposed to follow them.
They're not gonna follow them.
Only because they're staying here.
Yeah.
I'm so confused, bro.
Okay.
No, we're good now they're up.
Okay.
Dude!
Oh my god, I'm fucking scared.
Wait, they're right here.
Wait, no, leave the way, because she doesn't know where to go.
God, I'm fucking scared!
Woo!
Where'd it come from?
Wait, they're right here!
Wait, no, lead the way, cause she doesn't know where to go!
Hold on, let's go!
I'm so sorry!
No! Go! Go!
Where's it?
Oh my god!
Alright, let's go!
Lock in! We're good!
You're locking in!
You're my right mirror!
Exactly!
Are we going on the right?
Yes!
Where's the motorcycle?
There's two lanes, okay?
make sure like if they crash us then we can see what it's Mexico oh where we
going just follow them but make remember that there's like water this is a
motorcycle in here yeah do you want to see us swim with sharks yes or no bro
this bitch is not going fast he hasn't he hasn't all the way down
I think there's a legman for a reason.
Like safety.
Can you look at my right please?
They're very good.
We're good, I richel.
I'm gonna take a video of this.
I feel like we should be doing shit with egg rewarders.
That's what I'm saying but everybody is split the fuck up. I don't know why.
Chad, should we go back?
Oh I can't text and drive this to your left.
Oh, that's all of me?
Oh my god.
Well Jack, back to be the group leader.
Okay, where we going?
You take a lot of videos.
My mom?
Shout to your mom.
Yeah, she wants to see since she can't.
Do you want to wash the street?
She did.
Oh shit, you gotta wash my lane!
Bro, I told you there's a lane right here.
Oh my god.
At this point, just let me drive.
Ah, you're good.
Hold on.
I don't want to flip it.
Oh, shit.
There's a hole.
Fuck, it's probably hella windy.
Is this how windy?
Well, we go swimming with the fucking sharks.
It's gonna be so cold.
I know.
We're an equal world?
Yeah.
I don't think that it's up here.
It's good to-
What are we doing right now?
I don't know.
They're part of the hood.
Fuck it.
I think we're walking.
We just have to check in on a flight.
Yeah, I think so.
I don't get why my mind is going slower than theirs.
I can't stop the limit on my shit bro.
Oh my god, I'm not the biker getting pretty showbinder.
Oh, no, no shit.
Baby, careful!
Stop! Stop!
Stop doing that!
We're gonna flip.
I can't do that.
Stop!
No way, it's not a problem.
Are we good?
Look at that bandage!
This is the antique building! This is the inner sense!
The 1700s!
Oh my god, holy shit, that car was on fire.
I want to live in a house like this.
I want to live in a small town.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Great, great, great, great.
How much do I have on hand?
Oh, hell no.
You can get like a van for that.
You need both of your hands on the wheel.
How does it feel to drive a health car?
Uh, pretty nice.
When I got it, it was more exciting, but now it's just like great, or unexpected.
You know, cars are bad investments, right?
Huh?
Cars are bad investments.
Well, I'm condition because I...
I don't know, I just wanted a bigger car because my Corvette is too small.
Ah, rich people problems.
Chad, don't you just hate when your Corvette is too small?
I hate when that happens.
Shut up.
Oh my God, that looks so great.
Can you take a picture of me?
Yeah, look. I got you.
Shut up!
It's like a nonchalant picture.
Should we chat?
Wait!
What?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What are you doing?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What are you making fun of me? What's funny about that? Are you making fun of me? Yes or no? No, okay, then
All right, we made it
I got to get pissed so what's the plan? What are we doing?
We got like two and a half hours
Oh my god
He told me to go in the front! He told me to go!
So I did!
Hold on.
Yeah, no shit!
You're sorry?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Just buy her a gift later.
Okay, yeah, I got you.
Oh my god, that shit was scary.
Damn, Traff, I lose me and I'm fucked.
thought yeah oh my god she was about to die I'm sorry what yeah I'm sorry yeah
wow
this is very beautiful
This is very beautiful, Chad.
Look at all the houses in here.
Alright, geography test. What ocean is this?
The Pacific Ocean.
Wrong.
I don't know, I just guessed.
It's the Atlantic.
How?
I just learned that today, so.
Exactly, so why are you asking me?
I just want to see some of your shit.
I don't, I guess.
It's okay.
Chad, we rented out the private beach.
This is so...
Wait, we're both wrong. This is a Gulf of Mexico.
Bro, see? We're done.
Excuse me, sir.
Huh?
I don't know if we're in that category or something.
Okay, sir.
Look at how clear the water is right here.
Are you lagging or are you good?
Okay.
Whoa, hey! Be careful!
What?
Be careful!
I am!
Oh my god, the water is super warm.
It is?
The water is warm.
I know where they have a heated ocean.
That's not.
Oh my god.
The water is warm.
It's super warm.
Why is it warm?
Oh my god.
I can give you $500 for the drink.
Hell nah.
$500 only for this?
Fuck no.
Oh shit.
This is the first ocean that I've touched, that's actually hot.
It's warm.
It's hot.
How hot is that possible?
It's really hot.
Now feel it, feel it.
It's warm?
Yeah, then I'll sort of go.
It's warm.
It's hot.
It's warm.
It's hot.
Is someone peeing here? Why is it hot?
Oh, sorry.
You ever peed in the bathtub?
Huh? You ever peed in the bathtub?
In the bathtub? Yeah.
Maybe we're not with younger.
Take a picture right here.
Are you down to um...
Oh man, you guys want to pull a ride right here?
That's not it.
Alright, bet.
Are you down to go and swim with sharks?
Yeah, yeah.
But the sharks have no teeth.
Yeah, I'm down.
Look at that.
Can you hold the water?
Let me just get the...
Okay, Benji! You go! Hold on, let me join you!
Let me take a picture for you.
Here.
Now, he's going... he's slaying.
Oh, shit. Hold on, let me help you take a picture for you.
Let me get him right.
Let me take a picture for you, brother. I'm like a lie. That's how I don't
Yeah, maybe do it like like okay bet. Yeah
What is it called, baby?
Well, Friday, bro.
Hell yeah, bro.
Oh, I'm excited.
Wait, you're here.
Cancun's cool. I didn't know...
No, I went to Mexico City.
But I didn't know Cancun was like this.
Look at this shit.
Sorry.
What ocean is this?
You got it.
You got it! Damn you, smartass knuckles!
You work out, bro?
Uh, yeah.
You work out, you push!
Yeah, bro, yeah, he's the same as me.
You're strong, bro.
Let's do the little thingy.
Get in some gains.
That's good, bro. You look great, man.
Thank you, bro. Much love.
All right, I'll do it.
I'll try to keep it in.
Nah, yeah, don't.
Bro, you're on my life.
There's nothing wrong with it.
You're a bit of an alcoholic.
It's good though.
It's like.
You can see it through the thing.
I'll take it.
The moment it's there, I'm like,
let me get drunk last night.
There's no moment to be drunk for.
What's the most shots you've taken in one night?
Like, 13.
Is it a lot?
No, what the hell?
That's it?
Yeah.
You only took 13 shots in one night.
You never been blacked out.
Yeah, yeah, actually I drink
When I started drinking, it was my first time
So, like, two years ago?
I found, like, beer and stuff
And I, like, fuck that, I'm getting drunk
Yeah, I drink the whole cup
And then after that, I drank
Then it got crazy
Bro, I don't remember
You didn't remember your name, did you?
I don't even remember my parents were
That's your brother, please!
That's just like, like,
Yeah!
Right
What do you like most about him?
It's like a
Alternate universe that's fucking crazy
I can go
Did I sound like right there?
What were you doing at that restaurant bro?
I just laid it down here
I think it's a good job
I see
Damn
It ain't even my hair
My parents always
I don't know what's best for me
Shout to all of our parents
Do you think you're the person
I'm like
You're dead
Oh my god
Of course now we really want you to come
Bro you said you like you had to go and sip on my jam bro come on it's gonna be fun
Good content for your stream come through bro and you made it
Yeah you were right
Hell yeah, of course bro. I'm gonna go back to uh, okay then.
Tenera, I see you in a sec.
Alright bro, just we need the, the comments for the wind to cross.
Yeah, let's go.
Is the flash on? Can you see the flash flash?
The wind is bad bro.
I got something on.
What do we, what do we do?
This is shit.
Yeah.
The wind is fucking up the audio.
Fuck.
Fuck it, take this.
Um, oh shit.
You know what's crazy, Chad, if you fall on this, you're dead. Your head's gonna crack open.
Hello. There you go.
Cute!
Off that of you.
And then the mic.
Oh, shit.
Is that Hello Wendy?
Hey.
Can I see them?
Yeah.
Is that Hello Wendy or are y'all good?
Like...
Oh my god!
That one looks so cute.
Look at it. We got more on, bro.
Do you want more or anything?
No, that's cute.
Thank you!
That's bad. Use a sock.
What do we do?
For a sock?
Fuck.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Oh, this wind is cute.
Like, why does it look like there's wind in Mexico, bro?
You good?
I don't know that's the type of, I think this is just the weather that is right now.
Is he singing?
I heard his head singing.
I'm always here singing.
Where are we going now?
I don't know, but I wish the bottle was here.
He's being a party fucking pooper.
Party fucking pooper, man.
It's all good.
We need Amanda.
We need to take him away from her.
We need Amanda.
Take him away from her.
I mean, take her away from him.
I think they're enjoying their time.
Hopefully.
Cover the mic with it.
Yo, bro, I don't think you understand.
We don't got the fucking wind things, bro.
Here I got you a truck.
Can you guys hear me better now?
Oh, I thought you were smart.
Huh?
You're very street smart.
Huh?
You're street smart.
How?
Like you like, like you like.
I come up with shit.
Or what do you mean?
You don't know what street smart means?
Yeah, I do, but like.
Like you like, like you know how to solve problems.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah.
Which one is our width?
This one?
Yeah.
Alrighty.
Let's get to the other one.
Where are we going next?
Can we go to the sharks?
We need a bathing suit while I do it.
Fuck, we should shop for it.
I told you, I didn't use that stuff on stream.
It's closed.
The sharks are closed.
Okay then, we don't need to be in the circle.
What's next?
You want her to drive?
No, bro.
I'm a grown ass man.
Let me drive.
I'm a grown man, I got it.
Okay.
Wait, back up then.
Bro, am I tripping?
Does the back of my head look weird?
Yeah?
What?
Can you hear me?
No, what?
Does the back of my head look weird?
No, why?
Like?
The hair color?
Yeah, like the, yeah.
Yeah, lucky.
All right.
But we can fix it.
We can dye your hair or some shit.
To what?
I don't know.
Like, let's go to like a hair supply and then buy like a hair shit for your hair
and then we'll do it.
Okay, you got your hair blown.
Hell no.
Come on.
Hell no.
Bro, you look good and blown.
Why do you want me? You told me that yesterday too, I don't want to do blonde.
She's tired.
Which one of your bitches are blonde, huh?
Which one of your bitches are blonde?
None.
I don't have bitches.
I'm gonna stay with my black hair.
All right, yeah.
Black still looks good.
She's doing it.
He keeps telling me that my hair blonde, like, no.
All right.
Look.
Okay, look.
What's up?
I didn't need some gas.
Let's go to the gas station.
He's not putting the animal right now, the ice cream with his hair.
hair that ice cream you call me a what me with the light no that ice cream flavor
Napoleon what is that shit the three flavor vanilla strawberry and chocolate
vanilla strawberry chocolate bro
he's even laughing that's funny like he's not a human bro alright let's go how
I don't mean okay, yeah
I don't look
It's okay embrace your hair
Cold okay, bro
Why is it orange behind here? It's not orange in real life though
It is. So what is it? It's yellow.
You invented it. Great. Nice.
What are you laughing at?
The back of your head is burnt orange. Are we good?
Vanilla, caramel, and chocolate.
Okay, okay, I mean, I think that's a good idea.
I think that's a cool idea.
Who came up with that?
Okay.
I mean, fuck it.
I'm not gonna lie that's smart
better
Better I got a fist
You what I got a piece of this for the quarter or something?
I'm not gonna pee on your man. Amazing land. I've used a restroom
Then we need to go find a rest you get the squat down in the forest and be
You see over there what those signs?
The signs?
Doesn't that say restroom?
I can't see that part.
The blue.
I can't either, but like...
My eyes are full.
It says it's a blue restroom, right?
Like the restroom?
Is that restroom?
The signs?
It's blue.
Yeah, see?
Yeah.
The energy.
I'll stay close.
I'm ready.
You want to step to the other room?
Yes.
I don't want to slow one down.
It's alright.
Everybody good?
Alright, let's go.
No bathroom.
Alright!
We need some time!
Yo bro, listen, alcohol is poison.
It's so bad for your bones.
We're fucking in cancun, bro.
I think someone slipped something in my horchata yesterday.
And your horchata?
Yeah.
Why?
Because, I don't know, when I fell asleep I couldn't wake up.
I swear.
That's why I'm so late.
I woke up half a day.
I woke up like one or something.
What the?
Yeah, you did wake up late.
Isn't there monkeys and shit on the beach?
Harler?
I swear there was monkeys or something.
I can't read my chat and drive.
I'm gonna get banged.
I can't tell you my password.
I'm sorry.
I'm not trying to use your face, I need you.
No I can't, you're blocking my view.
Here, here.
I see nothing anyway.
What was it?
I'm not going to fucking tell you that I know it.
It's not loading.
Hi.
Fuck.
JC, can you show, can you put the camera down?
I just want to, um, I'm just gonna, she needs to fix her shirt, yeah.
Alright, she fixed it.
Go back.
I see we go like that active town area.
The active town area?
Yeah, like over there along the Mexican's.
Oh my god, I'll fuck you up in basketball.
What? Ambassador Watt?
Yes.
Yeah, I kind of suck now, but I used to play.
You were not a player.
Yes, I was.
So what basketball players do you know?
I don't know no fucking basketball players.
You know Steph Curry?
Yes.
LeBron James?
Yes.
You were a liar.
You just said you didn't know any basketball.
But like, I'm saying like, I don't watch there.
Have you ever heard it?
I know who they are, yes.
Like, but I don't know what team they play for.
I don't know none of them.
I know they didn't, um, Steph and Curry
Yeah, he's on the Lakers right now.
Yeah.
It's just a big problem you're carrying.
You're into this like that.
Hell yeah.
He just got traded this year actually.
Come on, go live.
What?
I say we ditch all these cars.
Let's see where the wind takes us.
Okay.
I'm down.
I thought you meant that we're going to take the cameraman.
No, I know, but we need him to be with us.
We're going to burn.
Oh!
Is that a drink?
These houses are nice.
Maria, we should move here.
What?
I should move here.
Yeah, you should move here.
Get away from the world.
Like, look.
Look at all these kids.
I love to do this.
I think that's dance class.
Oh my god, it's a wolf!
You know in Mexico it's actually pretty common that a bunch of dogs and shit be on the flight.
You gotta watch other things.
Yeah, exactly.
Is this angle better or was it better when you were behind us from the back?
They're saying...
Ah, this.
I'm not gonna lie.
I wish they had autop-
Oh, shit! I wish they had autopilot on this.
Like a Tesla?
Yeah.
You okay?
Yeah.
You make a lot of, like, weird noises.
How?
Bro, and that shock thing was happening.
Bro!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
AHHHHHH!!
Hey you're dry straight!
and because that shit
is fucking
feeling weird
and I still want to
put your hand on your mouth so I can like
put it on my hand
what are you talking about?
I sure am
Like if it gets, you could have
been wet shit in your veins
and you're gonna go the first try so shut up
you're right
They're calling in Pussy for doing that.
Yeah, go.
Why are we driving?
I feel like we're getting set up, bro.
Like, we're just going deeper and deeper in the city.
We have no tourists.
Why are we going?
Shit.
Yeah, yeah, run, run, Arty.
Is she running?
No.
She's running.
But you're just going away from me.
Come on brother, come on, run, run.
Ah!
Oh, focus.
You need to focus.
That was a good thing.
What the fuck?
What is, where are we?
Woo!
He's right here.
Come on brother, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Oh my god, oh my god.
Is there emergency signal?
Smile.
Oh my god.
All right.
Smile.
Nice to meet you brother.
Downtown? So why are we not going to downtown? This is mid, mid right here, right? Okay. Wait, can we see your house?
Do y'all want to see his crib?
Okay, let's see them. Thank you
Bro, we are literally going deeper and deeper in the fucking city. Why are we? Show where we are! Show like the area we're in!
Yeah, I'm not going to have to use you as a shield.
What the heck?
Nothing bad is gonna happen to us.
Stay here.
Chad, don't spread negative energy.
You're so negative.
That's how you lose.
Yeah, and that's why I fucking won $800, $500.
I haven't spent it.
Hey, we're on the bottom.
Okay.
I'm gonna buy, like, something.
Can we eat, like, what?
Look at this house!
This is nice!
Yeah!
It's kind of good.
I like it.
I didn't want to go.
You were on a motorcycle?
Yeah, I was on a motorcycle.
You think my dad was on a motorcycle and got hit by a school bus?
Really?
Yeah.
Like, gross shit?
Yes.
Is he okay?
Yes, he's okay.
He's good now.
Shout out to my dad!
Shout out to him!
Yeah
why are we swarming?
why are we swarming instead?
i'm not surfing
i'm going to rub it
whoa
bro, you got to take my thing
i can't
there's a bunch of already here
you're not going to feel it
where are we going?
Yo, where are we going?
Huh?
To the hood?
Look out point.
Look out point?
Probably could just take a green screen city picture and try to go to the city.
Almost.
I'm not listening to anyone, I'm doing what I'm doing, but we're doing what we're fucking doing.
Yeah, I was about to say, you're a grown ass woman.
Here, I want to ask one thing, how old are you?
Bro, you ask me this every fucking time we street.
I told you that I'm 19.
That's not bad for you.
Sounds a lot like it.
We need a bar.
A what?
A bar.
A bar?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're gonna go to the main area and then we'll go to a bar.
Don't you worry.
What are you taking me from, Saaj?
Huh?
You said you're taking me on you for a massage.
That's what you actually said yesterday.
Oh my god.
Be careful.
You be careful.
Damn man, what a beautiful city.
Island actually. I want to buy my own island.
You will.
Thank you.
Of course.
All of these houses are literally like on the edge of the road.
Am I good yet?
We're in the middle of the road.
Why are you on the wrong side?
I'm for the rules.
It's on the right.
Downtown Central
All of the fucking cars back there
I gotta go to L.A. to pick up my cat
You like cars?
Yeah
I don't, actually sometimes it depends
I only like them sometimes
I like dogs
No, but it's because some cats are mean and some cats are ugly.
I hate people that mean things.
Do you have my dog in a second?
Why are we just on the road?
Yeah, we're on the wrong way.
This is ridiculous.
I'm driving us to the ocean.
We were just here.
No way.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't talk games.
It's closer we're trying to go?
Yeah.
I can't swim, my mother's still on the ocean.
Wait, I can't swim.
Wait, so what are we going to do?
Oh, sorry.
I thought it was my phone.
Yeah bro, I'm gonna lie bro, I'm about to make the plan myself.
That's so like, I don't know like fucking doing adventure shit or something.
bro why don't we just go to the area where all the shops and stuff are yeah
I mean I don't know why we came to an area where we were hoping to go to the sequo-
I suppose that is the closest we're late damn something about to happen over there prayers
All right, Chad, we're going to put the bars and sugar on, man.
What the fuck?
Is that a Ferrari?
That's not a Ferrari.
Oh, wait, the go-kart.
Yeah, it is.
Oh, that is.
That's not a Ferrari.
All right.
Have you ever had a peat in the car?
Ever had to pee in a pub?
Yeah.
Camping.
Because I didn't want to like, I don't know, yell no more of this.
Alright.
Yeah.
You know what I was just talking about right now?
Well, well.
Fuck it.
No.
Yes, no?
No.
Go?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Slow-ass golf cart.
We need a razor or a cannon.
A razor?
Yeah.
A cannon or a cannon.
A machine?
No.
A razor.
That's what they're called.
They're like, you know what cannons are, right?
No.
Like those things that you, the poor people,
We're off-roading.
Before we learn.
Oh, a cannon!
You never see the cannon?
That's not a Mexican thing!
How the fuck am I supposed to know that?
Oh my God.
It's like ATV rides, it's like that shit.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Oh, the taritos!
Oh, shit.
Fun fact, Chad.
My dog loves you, they stare in your eyes and they take a shit.
What?
I saw it on TikTok.
I mentioned you last time.
What?
Your dog stares at you in the eyes and you're sold.
And they're taking a shit and they love you.
Ew.
That's some weird shit.
You don't feel comfortable looking at your dog in his eyes while he's taking a shit.
My dog's a snow, I don't misgender her.
Okay, even here.
I
Want to have like how is it to live here?
Probably peaceful. Oh
I know
Chat one thing I will say is money can't buy peace
So stop chasing all this money and find peace
Then chase money
Ah man, you can't die with your money
Huh?
You can't die with your money
Oh yeah, you're right
What are we grinding for? What are we doing this for?
This?
No, I'm just saying in general
Like life?
Yeah
To be happy
To fucking live your life to the fullest
That's true
Oh, I'm so sorry.
You crashed it?
No, I didn't.
Oh my god.
Is that TOS?
No, it was, it was, it's, these are bumper cars, Chad.
Look, look, I'll show you.
No.
Jim, that's Jim.
I'm supposed to work out.
Yeah, and you didn't get up.
I know.
Tomorrow.
I want to go for like a run on the beach.
Where's Joe Barker?
Not a run.
Yeah, we should go to the gym and then go on and run to the beach.
After.
Would you ever flip dive?
Or flip jump?
Yeah, if the water is warm.
I'm gonna look at my chest, that's where I'm at.
Alright.
We need to get to our destination, I'm in driving for like an hour, this is f**king
insane.
My hair!
Your hair looks good.
Whatever, I'll fix it later.
Thank you.
Why, I'll just wear a duer act.
Huh?
I'll just wear a duer act.
Well, my hair is gonna look all weird.
Hello!
I've been like I've traveled to so many countries like better third-world countries
and they all everyone up there is way happier than any of us it's crazy
It's fucking US, it's fucking...
full of shitty-ass people.
Well, not all of them.
No, but like, mostly everybody's me.
But there is a lot of nice people, too.
Yeah, I keep my circle very tight, so...
Same.
Take it.
Thank you.
We almost there?
How much longer? 10? Yeah, like the start of the, uh, the, uh, okay.
Okay, thank you for the 150 subs! Who gave you 150 subs?
Dick! Yo, bro!
Thank you!
Yeah, like he's, oh my god, it's a dog in clothes!
That's crazy Chad, Mexico!
Mexico train dogs have outfits on.
This country is levels ahead of us.
Oh shit, oh we can't let that lady get us. Hold on now you're not beating us a little bit.
You're not beating me! You're not beating me!
Thank you!
What?
Thank you son of a-
Motherfucking girly for the 10 cents!
Oh channel!
Thank you!
Now look at her now, how is she real? Look she's stuck.
Thanks, girls I guess.
Alright, she's not stuck anymore.
I'm about to cut off, you ready?
What?
I'm about to cut off, you ready?
Yeah, go ahead.
Let's go.
Oh, not yet.
Look, buy me this house!
Oh my God!
Buy me this, buy me that!
Buy me that one, oh my God!
That one's prettier!
I'm gonna buy myself a house and we can rent a room.
I'm gonna buy my own house.
I can get pretty bad now.
Yo!
There's somebody with a harness on there.
No, it's a dozen birds.
You know what's crazy nowadays?
We got cameras and pigeons?
Yeah, I think all pigeons are fake.
Yep.
Like, it's not like, I feel like, I feel like,
when a pigeon is staring at you,
there's somebody behind a fucking screen,
just like this, like this document.
Exactly.
I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?
Ugh!
Don't look at me, bro!
What is that?
Oh, it didn't smell bad anymore.
The girl's fart.
Yes?
Wait, let me find out somebody told you that girl's fart.
Every girl says that.
No, girl's fart.
Almost there, Chad. I apologize, bro.
It's not my fault.
She's playing this whole island right now.
You don't fucking find it, not just here.
Okay, let me go under the bus.
No, the heck?
I take accountability.
It's all because of their fault.
No, but it's still like fun to see everything I do.
Oh my god.
Sorry, she distracted me.
I want to I want to play in a real life hunger game
and then all the people die
No, I'm not dying obviously.
Oh, I'm happy.
Yeah, you're happy.
It's like awesome Squid Game shit.
Did you watch Squid Game?
Yeah.
It was so good.
Yeah, that shit was good.
Is there going to be another one?
Yeah, there's a US one.
Really?
Yeah.
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, recruit us.
Let us activate.
Yeah, let us be in Squid Game.
Let us be in the next Squid Game.
See?
What do you think?
Yes.
We'll work as a team.
For real.
There's not that much sand here for sure.
The fuck I'll do the first.
Alright, we're almost there.
How do you say it in one more minute?
One mas minuto.
One mas minuto pa.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
I don't get why people ride motorcycles.
That's what I think here.
Yeah, it's so dangerous.
Life is so precious.
I've seen someone...
Police! Police! Police!
Don't report to the police.
Yeah, it is.
Do you know what I'm saying?
No, I'm just saying.
You can't do that here.
So, um, yeah, I gotta look for a second.
What?
See that?
Precision.
Is it near something?
Oh my God!
All right.
Our motor blew out our system.
Are you serious?
Stop, stop!
Oh my God, what is happening?
There's a motor.
My motor, oh my God.
Be careful.
I don't know what just happened we're good though
You scared the shit out of me! What's wrong with you?
Bro, this motor's fucked.
Oh my god, we're going faster now!
Wait!
Hey, you're brought the limiter!
I just took off the limiter!
Yeah, man!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
You say it nicely?
It's because I'm scared!
Why are you scared? You're with me! You're good!
I know I'm good, but like, I don't know if I'm good like why you're driving type shit.
Type shit?
I feel that.
Type shit?
Yeah!
Every time we hit a lump, more pee comes out of my fucking leg.
I got a pee so bad.
Holy shit.
Alright.
Almost there.
Almost there, guys.
Why are the trees painted half white?
I don't know, because they're man-made. They're not real.
They're real, though.
You sure?
Yeah, they're probably climbing in, like, there.
Wow, why do the trees have white, like, on the half?
Like, half.
Like, what the fuck?
Woo-hoo-hoo!
It's painted L.A.V.O.
Alright, we're back.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Oh my god, there's a lot of jewelry places here.
Jewelry where?
I was waiting for it.
Damn people, dead ass, oh my god, I need to take you to 7-11.
I know, I went there in Tokyo.
No, I have to take you to this one.
Okay.
Let's stop somewhere.
It's nice.
Look it, in there.
Let's get over here.
You turn park right there, easy, let's do it.
It's my first time you're turning.
All right.
You turn park right there, easy, let's do it.
It's my first time you turning.
Alright.
Where the fake bags at?
What?
What did you say?
So where the fake bags at?
Why do you want the fake bags for?
Let's go.
Oh, shit.
Con cuidado, con cuidado.
Thank you.
Gracias.
My thing broke.
Careful, careful, careful.
Would you rather lose your legs or lose your arms?
Oh, sorry.
Lose my legs.
How come?
Because I can get just rolled everywhere.
With my arms, I need my arms to roll.
I need my arms to do everything.
And in reality, I could just be lazy
and be in the chair forever.
That's true.
That's a good answer.
All right, we got to go to 7-11.
Oh, I'm good.
It's not high.
You don't move forward so they have evidence, please?
Fuck it.
There's no rules in Mexico, right?
Yes, there is.
Here, look on the side street there.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Wait a minute.
Can we stop over here?
I think there was a...
Listen.
Wait.
Red, aren't you not supposed to park in red?
Bro, that's in the US.
No, I'm about to just walk around, bro.
Yeah, I can't be stuck here.
Wait, I'm gonna have to go to the other side.
Yeah, leave the carts. Let's go.
Alright, let's get into the real content.
I apologize for, I don't know what that was for an hour.
Do you forgive me? Yes or no?
As long as you all forgive me, I forgive you and we move on.
Some coconut water?
Um, oh yeah, out of a coconut? Fuck yeah.
Wait, why the fuck is he so...
Don't worry bro, alright.
Can you use some help over there?
No, I'm just putting my lip in here.
Is it weird for men to wear makeup?
No, express yourself how you want to express yourself.
No, I'm like a single straight man.
Uh, yes.
Why do you want some lip liner?
No, bro. I'm straight. Then don't ask dumb questions.
I'm not leaving you. I'm just going to go in there.
I was about to be like...
You make the weirdest faces ever.
Chash, he's like...
I did not!
He did not!
I did not do that!
I brought my passport this time!
You too!
Wait, are we gonna go back to the casino?
I have 2000 chips.
The only way you can go is if you gamble all your money.
Give me more money to gamble so I can win more.
I just want you $950.
OK, I'll give you $20.
Why isn't this supposed to go up?
Give me $100 this time.
No, wait.
You just made $900 bucks.
Exactly.
So imagine how much I can make with $100.
But you could see.
OK, so you want to use $100 out of the $900 that you made.
No, that's my money.
I want to use your money.
Why?
Because you invited me to the casino.
You invited me on this trip.
You're respecting that thing?
Yes.
My dad would never make me do that.
Yeah, shall I tell you, you're spinning that?
Exactly.
Thanks.
Sir.
Wait, so where should we go?
Where?
I want to go to 7-Eleven.
Walk those streets? Yeah, fuck it.
Wait, are you an addict now?
Are you an addict? A gambling addict?
High five, bring it in.
We did it!
One person at a time, we're going to fix this world.
What? Isn't that kind of like...
Bad?
What, it's a gamble?
He says, making a thousand dollars while sitting
chilling, bad.
No, but it's like a win-or-lose
This type of situation, like, it's not guaranteed to win.
You're going to win every time you're with me.
I have good luck.
You have good luck.
Exactly.
You're right.
It's like a dynamic duo.
You're right.
Oh, look at this little jerk.
Mane, un dovere nasia?
Gariboy.
She wants you to pay for that picture?
Yeah, that's why I said gariboy.
That's fair.
No, we can't scan them.
No, no, no, no, she'll just play.
Okay.
The last thing I want to do is scam someone in the country.
I don't, you know.
I need a pelito, I need a pelito!
I need a pelito!
Can we get a little biter?
Whatever you just go for.
What now?
Ah!
No lazy-ass boy.
I need a pelito!
Oh, he doesn't like it.
Oh my gosh.
He doesn't like it.
Bro, why do all the animals here have clothes?
It's fucking sick.
Aw, she did that next to me.
Nah, for real, they all got clothes, bro.
We saw one that had like a shirt.
You got one?
Hardworking men.
Hardworking dog men.
Muchos grass, yes.
That was the right word to say, right?
Yes.
Alright, I bet.
Bro, I wanna go to the pharmacies here.
You know you can get any prescription?
Everything oh my god perfect what the fuck do you need that for huh? We should get some testosterone game
Oh, let's do it. Let's inject it kind of low on this. No, I'm with you brother. Let's inject it on stream
Well, you can get anything here
What is it?
I need a beer.
Testosterone, look.
Oh, my.
Yo, they got...
They have, um, Codeine?
Don't they got, like, Xanax in here, too?
Codeine, okay.
What else?
They do, but they don't check it in.
What do you want?
You can get, listen, any drug you ever want to try.
I don't want anything.
Okay.
What about you?
I'm not getting mouthwars, testosterone and...
Go have these on the bag.
I'm not getting mouthwars.
What about you?
I'm not getting mouthwires to stop Sean and make me throw halfsies on the bag.
Okay.
Okay, here you just keep it on us?
Yeah.
We gotta go.
Can you carry this bag, please?
Thank you.
Thank you for telling everything you asked for.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Why do you need that shit?
Because I just wanted to show the chat that you could do in Mexico.
be like a tourist. Hey, what's up brother? How are you? Doing well, how about yourself?
Let me guess, you're from the Philippines. Me? Yeah. I'm nice to meet you. Yeah, dude.
I didn't mean to. Yes, please. What are you doing down here? I don't know, man. She flew
me out I'm just here all right okay
cheese okay nice to meet you guys much love bye bye oh my god let's go let's
stay away from the jewelry oh she's walking in all right here we go
Hello
You were just window shoppers
Bring it and give me a hug for that one brother. I know what that means. He said if you didn't know he said our house is this house
Yeah, I know because it's great. We house your house. Thank you. What are you friend amigo? Um, Venezuela
Welcome to the island. Thank you
Oh
She's like yeah, it's amazing
Amazing very nice. Can't play by me Louis Vuitton. Oh
My god
Did that's got Louis here?
None of these go my face. Can you say please when you say please?
Do you want some Louis Vuitton? Oh, yeah, can you buy me some Louis? Yeah
Oh shit, let me know
I want, oh actually I want Prada
Okay
Are we bougie? Are we feeling bougie today?
I don't think like Menendez is going with my foot
I want the white one
You want this one?
Yeah, I want that one
Okay
Thanks, I want this one
Thanks, are you buying that for me?
Yeah, no wait these are for me, you can choose another one
I
Don't think the white fix with your red outfit, but what do you mean? I just wanted to mess up. All right, whatever
Here I'll choose one. I'll go with you these pink ones because
Look, it's literally the same shade of pink
No, but that you because they could see my glasses through here, so I need like ones that are dark
Hahaha!
Okay, you can choose, go ahead.
You really are like a mini Twix bar.
I feel like you're getting shorter and shorter as the days go on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I'm being set, I'm being set.
Alright, pick another one please.
Okay.
Um, my choose.
What about these ones?
What are these?
What brand is this?
The brand don't matter.
It's the person wearing it.
Look at me.
You can't see them. Look at the, look.
Okay.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
We are up here.
Yeah.
We do the golf carts?
Um, stay in this area.
Yeah, I think we stay in this area, right?
So, when the golf carts walk?
Yeah.
Because they're telling us to move them.
So if we don't beat them anymore, we're just fucking...
Yeah, this is the...
Do you want the golf carts?
Are we done?
Uh, are we gonna have to walk a lot?
Oh, I don't wanna deal with that again.
I FEED HER.
Oh, my God. Look at my feet! I got a blister.
Are you serious?
Look at my toe, man.
Oh my god, you went on her blister. No don't move in what the heck wait, what don't do feet no one cares about feet
Okay, but still not for the free
Oh hell
I'm staring at them right now for free. Okay that you can but not nobody else I
Think these look good they'll get them. Yeah, I'll get them
How much is it for the two of you?
$20.
$20, okay. How much is it for the two of you?
Okay.
Oh wait, your man has my bag.
My man?
I mean your security.
Okay.
Can you, can you...
Oh wait, I got an Apple Pay?
Eh, no cash?
No.
Okay.
I'm getting a check, though.
Yo, why do you...
I'm not gonna buy it.
Everything I'm not gonna buy it. This is never happening before okay, so I'm just enjoying the moment. I cannot yeah
I'm buying it out of the kindness of my heart
So don't do too much
No, it's gonna take me what's that?
I
Stop call me a gold digger, bro. Oh, yeah, are you trying to like what do you what do you mean?
But what do you what are they saying call me a gold digger?
Are you?
No, bro. She makes a hundred bands a month from relax
Okay, yes any price is okay, okay
Wait, that's $4.64 US?
No, pesos.
Oh, I was going to say, brother.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yes.
Aquí.
Sorry, no mire.
Estos lentes.
¡Ay, qué bonito, bonito!
Mira, tiene cachuchas.
¡Ay, son tuyos!
¿Cómo se llaman?
Muneco!
Here. Thank you. You're welcome. I really appreciate it. You're welcome. You want me back now?
No, I'm just saying it's a question like keep it
No, just throw this bag there. Oh no, it's my bag! I didn't throw it to someone else's. What the heck?
Okay.
Why do you like extend every word?
What do you mean?
What the heck?
What do you mean?
What the heck?
Okay, I want to.
You can write your name.
Okay.
Where you come from, guys?
I come from the great state of Texas.
Gracias.
Yeah.
Okay, let's go.
I think it's good for me.
We're filming our experience here.
Oh, it's good for me.
Estamos grabando nuestra experiencia.
I know exactly what bag I want to get you actually.
Okay. Gracias, bye bye.
You ready?
Yeah.
Uh, you know...
I don't know how they want to hold it.
Should I have them hold it?
Wait, the sticker's still on.
Is there any way you can take the sticker off?
I think so.
Thank you so much, brother.
Wait, does not have a sticker?
I'm gonna take you to 7-Eleven.
Okay.
No budget.
You get whatever the fuck you want.
Okay, bet.
Save list.
Yeah, he might not say that, here.
Yeah, I can get whatever he wants.
Yeah, why you don't say that I'm here?
Why you don't say that I'll be here?
She's got him from here.
No, she got what she wanted.
No, she want a bag, I'm here.
There's no bags here?
Right, you say?
Oh, you got a bag?
Huh?
You got a bag?
You got a bag, no way.
No, no, yeah, come here.
No, no, go to the amazing lady.
Yeah, let's get her bag from here.
No, come on, let's go, no.
Miss the bag she wanted.
I was thinking about something else, but no.
Which one do you want?
I can just buy me both.
No, no, no, no, one bag, come on.
Don't eat it.
Oh, she's funny pretty.
Yeah.
Look at the Mexican Gucci bag.
Woo!
Gucci!
Oh my god it gets bigger oh yeah I want this one I want this one okay now
Let's start the negotiations.
How much?
$1,800.
Hold on, let me do that.
What's it?
$1,600.
This is $1,800, but she's going to leave it at 1,600 for you.
Can we do a coin flip?
What do you mean?
Double or nothing.
If I win the coin flip I get it for free if she wins the coin flip we pay double no
What you're gonna pay for it regardless?
This is small business
This is not the US. This is family shop. Okay. Yeah, I'm not gonna give it. Yeah. Oh my god. You fuck OVO
So OVO chain right there. I don't know what that is
OVO drink
What?
What's the name of this place?
Let's see which one I like.
Oh bling bling, yep bling bling. Let's get her some bling bling.
Oh this is pretty. I want.
What are the... Mia, can you take the...
Can I open this?
Let's just buy this at another shop.
Okay.
Okay, gracias.
Chai, glasses or no glasses?
Glasses or no glasses, let me know.
Damn, you want a ring?
Huh?
A blim blim ring.
And you know what, which one you're going to like it?
The Mayan stone.
This is the Mayan stone from here.
Change color.
Change color?
Yes, second different color.
Dependent you create or the temperature outside.
Clara, choose anyone you like.
She's just giving it to you for free.
No, she's gonna give it to me for free. I'm getting it for free.
That's what I just said.
Oh. But you're gonna have to pay for it.
Here's to you.
Hola.
And that's your size.
Whoa!
Go outside.
You okay?
Yeah.
You need some water?
No, I'm okay.
You sure?
Yeah.
You wanna sit down?
No, I'm okay.
Any parts?
Yeah, no, I'm okay.
I don't want to go outside with it or your girl is okay. We're family over here. Oh my god. It changed color
It did you guys look it's purple. Oh my god
And then okay child look at it right here, and then I'm gonna go back inside wait human
Okay
I'm not gonna. I kind of want one of those
Here I got it for you right here. Oh my god look
Can you sell it can you see the difference or not? Oh, yeah, I can get this one and then you can get that one
To pick
No, no, I think it's too big.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not gonna say that.
OK, OK.
Yeah, let's get her the big one.
I'll get the small one.
What do you mean?
You want this one and she that one?
I'll take this one.
Just that one?
And she takes that one.
Yeah.
Let's see.
I'll see.
The biggest stone.
Oh my goodness.
What is this?
The biggest.
Que te quede.
Te lo hago tu medida. I made you size, don't worry.
Okay. A ver, me quito éste.
This is for you?
Thank you so much.
Oh!
And this is for you. I made you size.
So, como size 6, or algo así?
I take you size and everything. I make it and...
Damn! He bought you this.
Some guy.
Just kidding.
His name is Mikhail. He's really nice to me.
All right, let's buy this.
See, you get this.
You get this.
See.
Serrito!
And this.
Over here.
All right.
Let's buy this.
And then the Gucci bag.
And the Gucci bag.
Yeah.
Oh, this look goes on my hair, right?
Maybe a little tighter.
A little tighter.
Just a little.
Yeah.
Did you get your size?
She's gonna make it my size. Okay, but oh you can these are adjustable sick
When did you guys start this business?
Say 15 years
Did you have a keen scenario no
Such a no-sabo
What how does that make you a no-sabo because every Mexican supposed to have a key
I said do you want a car? Do you want to kiss me? I said I want a car. Oh your dad bought you your car that no
What the heck no
That was like, uh, long ago.
That's like 28,700.
Wow!
But this is, this is why sapphire with the stones.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, what's this, what's the US currency called?
USD.
Oh my God, I'm rattled.
I can't, what is happening?
Wait, you...
It's right here.
Look.
What is this called? Cancun?
It's $1,500.
$1,500?
Pro bag and the ring.
Yeah, but you get in a white sapphires or white sapphires in the Mayan stone.
$1,500 for two rings in a Gucci bag.
This is the goodest one.
Goodest and change colors.
The pen, your pH.
pH balance?
Okay, she's got pH balance.
Bro, what?
What is happening?
This is fate for you.
Let's get out.
I like the last part.
Oh my God.
No!
Shut up!
Hey!
Don't do that.
Come on.
I'm just going to put the rings down and I'm going to give her a tip and let's go.
Okay, what about the bag?
Tacos.
How much is the bag?
$1,600 pesos.
How much is that?
It's only $8 pesos.
It's only 8 pesos.
Can we do a bit of a negotiation also?
Look, 1600 pesos.
It was 7,800 pesos.
You do negotiations?
No, I don't do negotiations.
But I give you discount.
Look, I give you discount.
1600 pesos.
No, 1800.
Oh, you don't have to.
No, I do it.
one? You want the ring? I think so. She's a little nervous to say it, but she doesn't like it.
No, I never said that. She likes it. Come on. Be nice. I made you size and that's in 10 minutes.
It's ready. And you get in a nice, nice, nice ring. And forever. Oh, you're going to wear that forever?
Like every day for the rest of your life?
Just for a few years.
Oh, somebody just got hurt on me.
Oh, both!
No, this is, I mean it does look, wait, so are these, what's the clarity of these diamonds?
That's that, that's uh, white sapphires. White sapphire.
White sapphire with the um, with the Mayan stone.
Yeah, with the Mayan, this changes color.
Yeah, I saw you showed me a few times.
Which one? Which one you really like more?
I like the smaller one, okay? The big one is too big.
How much is the smaller one?
Bro, I'm gonna...
Let me see here.
12,000 pesos.
So, that is...
But I give you 20% off.
25.
Look.
30 and we have a deal.
Okay, 30.
AHHHHH!
We're gonna pay it.
Wait, we're locked?
Yeah.
Look, minus 30% is 8,400.
OK, so how much is that US?
Times 18, 466 only.
That's not bad.
I could do all that.
And it's per size.
So if we diamond test it, it's passing.
It's no diamonds.
Here is a white sapphire.
OK.
No diamonds, OK?
Straight from Mexico.
I'm not lying to you.
No, I believe you.
I believe you.
It's pure white sapphire.
Yes, I believe you, it's just that it's made a lot of S.
Are you talking shit in Spanish?
Ah, okay.
Yes.
But I'm going to buy it.
Okay.
So, get it.
If you insist.
$8,000.
This is the bag.
$16,000.
Can we...
How long?
$10,000.
How much longer are you open for in the shop?
I'm closing right now.
You see, it's like we closed...we closed $630.
He's already six thirty okay. I'm gonna let the chat decide
You're wasting this lady's time. No mama. Take her regardless
amigo
She wanted she love it
She got it already. It's her size
What you say you make your faces I mean birthmate
You said bye whatever you want whatever you want whatever you want. I just didn't know that I thought like the most expensive thing
Here's $10. Okay
What do you think what do you think what do you think $10 is what she's worth?
No, why are you trying to make it weird? No, I just didn't know if this
But look you're getting a good deal you're getting these three. Oh
Wait, what yeah, because you you're getting discounted this this is only 12,000 pesos. Okay. I'm gonna buy it. Yeah, that's right
You got your cash with you. No, I'll pay back. No, no, wait, isn't that bad? No, no
My other bag I have both your bags. No the bag that is in the air BnB. Mm-hmm. I guess I'm gonna run to your room
No, it's okay. I don't want nobody in my room
Yeah, respect
I just
What does that mean?
This can't be real life it's a prank
now you want me to pinch you just to make sure yes okay that's what I'm here
yeah just put yourself on here okay I know how to tap um we just put my glasses
on it make sure it's a good decision
she's looking at more wow can this day get any better that's actually crazy though
like these are actually really expensive but they're really pretty nice you're
I'm not... I'm not highlighting them, my friend.
No, no, I'm not highlighting them.
Okay. Alright, let's do it.
Okay. Here.
Oh my god, Emily trapped with the 25 gifted. Appreciate your shorty.
No, Penito.
They're like, the dogs are sad.
No, they have a cold.
And we got the cannon.
Here.
There you go.
So what's the total?
11,600.
That's 500 dollars.
No, I want to even step foot in here, brother.
I'm paying 500 dollars right now.
He's so...
Yeah, yeah, hold on, what's that?
Yes?
He's gonna pass the time.
Oh, okay
But how do I tap you see that have a good game point again you have to hurry up because it's a certain
I understand that's why I'm gonna go to a bar. No
Why do you need to go to a bar? You don't even cuz I want some lemonade
No
Here. Now.
Take that money. God bless. Have a great night.
Gracias!
Gracias a ti.
Look how happy she is! You're happy to be the girl that I bought it for!
But I'm happy to hear it!
Let her sign us if we can try that.
Pero para que es esto?
Para que es tu nota.
Es tu nota.
Ok.
Es tu nota tuyo que tu comprases de aquí.
Okay
Bro, they're coming in El Chico. What is it El Chico?
These are sapphire expensive shit
Gracias
Muchos buenas noches ya casi
Oh my god. Yep, I got it. Okay.
The whole name will be here and your signature will be here.
Okay.
Let's go.
You see, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
Because you want to go and I want to give you...
No, she doesn't see a thing of shit.
Oh because they're gonna they're gonna ask for it over there.
No, they're not gonna ask.
This is your receipt.
No, this is your receipt.
Make sure you remember what I did for you.
Keep it.
Okay, thanks.
Thank you.
Muchas gracias.
Que tenga bonito día.
Bye bye.
Thank you.
What is that?
What is that like evil?
What do you mean?
All right.
My trip hall is there.
Did she not say thank you?
My bucket.
Have you started?
Let me know, Jack.
My bucket.
Did you not say thank you?
My bucket.
Did you not say thank you?
My bucket.
He is. He is. Say thank you.
Oh, you said it before her. Have a great day.
I said thank you when we left the store. What are you talking about?
I didn't hear it.
Okay, that's your fault.
I'm a slow walker. Can you wait for me?
Yeah. Okay, you want me to say thank you again?
No, no, no. I can read your mind. I know what she was thinking.
No, okay. Well, thank you.
Of course.
For the $500 ring.
wait you need to get a size no it fits this is the one that fits the other one
is the one that look at it actually came this color what the fuck that's so
true yeah you need to like really like keep that close to your heart yeah for
sure I thought we're going to 7-eleven we are where is it
Oh, right here.
Right here.
Have you ever been to the street corner in Mexico?
No, let's try it.
It's really good.
I recommend it.
Wait, do they put like hot Cheetos and stuff on it?
Yeah, they can.
OK, then.
Oh, I like it.
I've seen this on TikTok.
Oh my god, the Pomeranian puppy.
Type up.
What are you, a dog whisperer?
You talk to every dog.
Hello, hola.
Oh, you don't speak Spanish.
Me neither.
No, I'm the island.
Oh, yeah.
Where'd you guys meet?
Right here.
On this island?
And y'all live here now?
Yeah.
Wow.
We just bought our house here, so.
Yeah.
Corn.
How about the leg?
We should try some Mexican corn.
Hell yeah.
Oh look it, we should try that!
The mangoes!
Should we get the Mexican corn or the mangoes?
No, like the mangoes and the fruit
and the shit and all of that.
With tahini and chamoy.
With piña and shit.
Yeah, let's get it.
How's it?
It's good.
Yeah, is it like,
It's like a rock or a rock.
ground from picking it freshly.
She wants fruit.
Oh, be careful.
Oh.
No, mama.
I'm excited.
I want to go out tonight.
I saw a crazy street that was poppin.
Where?
I don't know, but there was like thousands of people there at like 2 a.m.
Where?
It was in the street.
It was B.
Oh.
Which way?
Oh, she got a ring.
So 500?
It changes like color
Yeah, it's purple right now. It was green. Yeah
This is a white sapphire that was not by honey yeah, it was all my life
I'm gonna buy me a one that was like way bigger, but it was like how much was it?
Because but I'm saying like this one's better. Oh, yeah
I did not get scared bro
100 you as you respect what he got. Yeah, he did like he spent it, but
So how much is that worth like 400
But they get it's for free
the $500. So realistically this was $250 for Gucci and that was $250 for that. That's fair then.
That's fair. I don't see that as like the summer collection. Yeah it's recyclable.
Yeah she actually said that they made this out of the stuff that they get out of the ocean.
Are you sure that that is not worth $500?
Not back alone. No no no this ring.
$500?
Dollars? Yeah dollars.
USD. Like to my anus.
For this ring!
You guys can't.
That looks like you bought it from the little machines.
From the toy section.
You gotta get some diamond testers.
A thousand percent.
No, they said it doesn't pass diamond testers because it's sapphire.
And they told him it doesn't pass the diamond testers.
Because it's sapphire! Yeah, exactly.
I thought it was like some exotic sheet.
Me too. I don't know.
So do I get my money back? What do we do?
No, she closed her store already.
Can I get a ring?
Talk about it.
I like the mic and you don't want it.
That's what he just said.
What does that mean?
You don't want to do that?
No, I did not do that.
You don't want to do that?
And the little plastic thingy?
But this is cute.
You know what's a dollar counts?
This is a dollar that's found and grown.
But you guys can't.
Did she really?
I can't get it.
Hold on!
She charged me $700!
Huh look holy shit
No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not gonna lie. No, I'm actually fun. This is this is ridiculous. I'm not gonna
I'm a bitch. I'm not that much of a bitch
She calls her store
She closed it damn she was quick with that shit
Bro, I just got scammed!
Why are you laughing at me, bro?
What's up, man? How you doing? Are you Indian?
Slum all over the place.
Whole park, you're Archie?
The whole park, okay. Much love, man.
Wait, they tried your 700?
Yeah, and then she just 5-
Bro, I'm not kidding, I swear.
And she told me 500 flats, swear to God.
Holy fuck, you're actually-
No, I'm not glad.
Now I feel it, I gotta sit down.
Because that's just speckled with that stupid girl.
Who was with you when you were doing it?
Her!
How do you not know her?
You fucking know Sabo?
I don't know!
You're a know Sabo!
You talking to her?
No, literally bad argument.
No Sabo says right there.
She didn't have a keen scenario.
Do you know that?
Did she close shop?
Yeah, bro.
The shit closed.
Bro, as soon as you walked out, bro.
Yeah, she did.
She did.
She's in the way.
She's right there.
Yeah, and then she was like,
thank you?
Bro, these guys got...
Wait, what?
How you doin'?
Hola.
Quick question, I got charged $700 instead of the $500?
He's 11
So like you
That could
Emily trap I love you think
No, that's right. That's right. Did you tell me 500 flat? No. No, I have the clip
It's okay. Just give me a second. I need to do some math. How many pesos is it?
Yesterday you were all about almost five feet. Stop looking at me.
17.25.
I'm not entirely weird.
I'm confused.
She said that you should be god damn thankful because she gave you 20% off.
Have a good day, God bless.
Wait, let me see.
Hold this.
Are you sure?
Why are you so scared?
I'm Indian.
Oh my gosh, she's laughing at my face. I gotta get out of here.
Alright, let's go.
I swear to God, she's talking to my face. 500 flat. I'll give you that. That's it.
What this right here says, numbers Mexican. Like, Mexican when you MX.
No, no, no.
You ever received?
Yeah, I've received that.
If she told you 11,600 pesos and you didn't do the math, that's no key on you.
Yeah.
Bro, on you mostly, bro.
No, I'm not, I look at her different after this situation.
I don't, I'm not reading numbers and shit like that.
I bet.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Bye.
What's the thing, what's the thing?
What's the thing?
Huh?
What's the thing?
I don't know.
Nothing, I got scammed and this is right here.
I don't even know what she is, but she didn't help me.
Give me my phone.
No.
What?
I want a bar, I'll be back.
The fuck?
I want a bar.
Let's go.
Huh? Yeah, come with me.
All right.
I thought you just did to me?
I didn't do shit to you.
You didn't do shit to me?
What did I do?
You didn't check the price for me
when I'm buying you a gift.
And I got fucked over for $2.
Why would I check the price when you're buying me?
My dad is gonna lose his mind.
You understand?
My dad does my finances.
All right, you want to talk to me like this?
Chad, you know what this is right here?
You want to talk to me like this?
Yes or no?
No.
You're gonna talk to me like this?
Yes.
You're gonna talk to me about this?
No, obviously not.
Okay then, shut up.
What?
No, no, no, no.
Because you want to start, I'm gonna start too.
You want to be mad?
Okay, I'm gonna be mad too.
But what are you mad for?
I got a scam.
You're talking to me crazy.
How?
You're talking to me crazy.
No, I don't fuck with this shit.
This disrespectful as fuck.
You can't even keep a straight face.
Shut your short ass up.
Shut up.
Let's go to 7-Eleven.
I don't love it.
Vanilla Carmel and Brown Chocolate.
You trying to fuck all my hair?
No.
But if the shoe fits, wear it.
Ha.
Wait, what are we getting here?
I need some gloves, some gas.
Ha, for what?
Don't worry about it.
I'm sorry about that.
We're not fucking glasses, I don't even want to look at you right now.
Keep walking.
Don't forget to walk like that!
Why you actually got some strength on you?
Don't talk to me like that.
Have you ever tried ruffle spicy?
Shut up, you're back all the way.
Have you ever tried ruffle spicy?
I don't really like that.
You don't like spicy?
Nah, but let's go to the food section.
Okay.
The actual food.
Emily Trapper, another 10.
Thank you so much Emily, I really appreciate you.
Emily, Trap.
Emily, I appreciate it.
Where's the brunette?
How do they have here?
Churros.
Which is random stuff?
I'm rattled.
Why?
Just a lot going on right now.
Do you want me to pay you back for the ring?
No.
Are you sure?
Talk about the money.
She's the principal.
That she scammed you?
Yeah.
Yeah, she did say 500, huh?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
She was like 500 for the total.
I know.
No, you were like...
But no, this is why I don't understand.
Yesterday, you were like, oh, you got scammed to have your back.
What happened in there?
You folded.
Wait, what?
You didn't say anything.
When?
When was I supposed to say something?
In that situation.
You said if you get scammed...
Why am I going to pop in your conversation?
Because this is our conversation.
Well, nobody was talking to me.
Hi, how you doing?
Damn, those minis are red as hell.
What the fuck?
Those are red ass minis.
What?
Look at that, red as fuck.
That's not good shit.
Alright, what do we need from here?
I don't know, you wanted to come here.
I thought it was gonna be bigger, like more stuff.
I need some water to help me.
Me and you met a singer, are you feeling okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
All right.
Let's try the one chip challenge.
They have it here?
No, but I'm saying like...
You got good spice tolerance though.
Where's the agua?
Oh, right there.
Do you want some water?
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
Do you want some water?
Yeah, please.
Hmm, they have buzz ball here.
What is that?
A buzz ball or what?
What is that?
I've never seen that before.
A buzz ball.
Boy?
On my life.
Oh God, what is that?
Even though you don't drink, you don't know what a buzz ball is?
I know.
What's these?
Usually they have the biggies like these ones.
You never seen those big guys, like when you go to parties and stuff you never see people like the big guys.
Like, or events or something like people drinking like you never seen like the big...
Looks cheap.
Yeah, look who it is. Get your fuckt up though.
Stay away from that.
Yeah, I don't need to get fucked up.
Yeah.
Alrighty, um...
Chey, I'll get over there.
Y'all good?
Emily, we're more gifted!
Oh my God, Emily, thank you!
Thanks, Emily!
Shout out to you!
Sorry, I'm gonna step on the floor, okay?
It's okay, it's okay, yeah.
Hola!
You want something?
No, I'm ok.
Yep.
Damn, I still can't believe I got scammed, bro.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
GG.
Alright, now my shit's declining.
What I can pay for it now wait
No Mx. Oh
Thank you, you're welcome. All right. Thank you brother
Holy hell
There was a dock already?
Yeah.
Six forty-nine.
Everyone wants to leave already?
Let's go explore.
Where's everybody going to go?
Everyone's about to leave right now?
They're dropping off the dock right now.
But hold on.
The ferry's at eight.
Wait, what is that ferry thing we're doing?
To get back?
Huh?
To get back to the uh...
Oh, that's the boat?
Yeah.
Wait, we're here to eat?
Yeah.
Oh, OK.
Kind of want food.
We have to have cookies later, huh?
Mm.
Wait, we have a cook, like a chef?
So someone's going to teach us how to cook?
Oh, shit.
Mexican food.
I kind of know how to cook.
Well, she's like a grandma, so she knows like the recipe,
recipe, something.
Exactly.
Then she'll eat it.
But you want to go to the very end now?
I mean, can you call someone to be second?
I might need you to take over the shoot.
I got to use the restroom.
OK.
Is there a bathroom out here?
Uh, I know there is an inside of the heritage, but...
Oh, I can find a restroom.
Cha-dee-cha-cha!
What should we do?
I feel like every place is about to close.
Bathroom where?
Over here.
Okay, I want to be right here.
Alright, I'll see you inside.
Just sit and go over here real quick.
Okay, your mic.
Wait, am I gonna be bur-
Uuugh!
I'm gonna stay with you.
Uuugh!
Okay, come on, Chari, cha-cha-cha-cha!
One shot, please!
Hola!
Oh!
Can we play that?
Eh?
Can we play that?
Huh?
Can we play that?
I don't know how to play.
I mean, it's pretty much roulette, and the shot that lands, you take it.
Okay, oh you say oh no a key to your number and there's number okay, let's do it. I'm down for that
I'm
Can we grab some Julio 70?
Kei Cha!
Do you want the hair?
There it is!
Don't do that!
I'm going to go to the bus!
I'm just gonna take it.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Look, are we gonna drink him all?
Oh, how much is this each?
Uh, I think it's like 10 shots.
What do we do?
Three in three.
Is it dirty?
A little bit.
Tell her to clean it.
It's gonna take a long time, no?
Or actually, I'm gonna just order a shot.
Yeah.
He don't drink, huh?
Okay.
Okay, a banderita is,
it's three shot glasses.
It's the taquila, the clamato, and the limon.
I think you drink the limon first.
I always, I don't, I never respect the...
Yeah me neither, but I, I take it...
I drink the lime first, then the stock,
because you have to go in the, in the...
Water, yeah, in the order of the flag.
Yeah, but honestly, I take the limon last
because that helps with the, like...
I'm not, yeah, actually I do.
So that's what I'm gonna do.
What is it?
Wait, is this my water?
Hey, go on top!
Benz! Sit here!
Get him!
Benz! Benz!
I'm going to sit here! Sit here!
Yes! Banders!
Better.
Of all.
He wants a shot, I want two shots!
There would be three banders.
Four.
I'm going to take two.
You're going to take two?
Yeah.
What the hell?
Damn!
Yeah, chat.
Oh my god, the ball!
I don't know where the ball is at, chat.
Please stop asking.
He's somewhere doing something.
Wait!
Yeah.
Who ordered that?
What's the time?
I don't know.
It's 60, but I'm going to eat it.
I'm going to eat it.
60.
No, but don't eat it.
It's not good.
Don't eat it.
I don't eat it.
No McGill seal.
No.
Okay, there you go, there you go.
I hope I'm not going to get signed with the CQS.
I can smell it from here.
The 7 is fine.
The 1 and 3, you shit.
You really swear to get out of here spending money on you?
Bro chat, if you know me then you know that's just how I talk, that's just how I...
you
You
What's going on
Look at this chucky, that reminds me of my friend Jose.
Muchas gracias.
Okay, Betty, Betty, Sara Clark.
Betty, Betty, Sara Clark?
Oh, the lower.
Alright.
Another two?
Who's that for?
Ah, alright.
My phone fucking died
Okay.
Up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Up.
Down.
To the center.
To the center again.
Okay.
I'm scared.
That's good.
Did you taste that cement?
Yeah.
I haven't even drank mine.
That was quite strong.
Yeah, it was strong.
OK.
What is this?
This is the one.
Drink it.
It's good, it's another chaser.
It's lemon juice, clamato, and some cheros.
It helps.
That's so good.
Yeah.
This is my second shot.
Second?
I ordered two.
Okay.
I almost fell some but that's too much.
This shot is for neon because
He doesn't drink.
Yeah he doesn't drink and we're celebrating the fact that he bought me this ring.
Was it worth $700?
For sure. Because it came from him.
Awwww.
I just be pushin' him.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Not just lame.
Not world though, I really appreciate it.
Yeah, it looks very cute.
I like how it changes color.
Yeah, I would like, I can totally with purple.
Are you sure it's purple?
It was purple.
But now it's like this.
Okay. I'm gonna take another one.
I need some limon
Everybody eats a girl like me around their life
Awwww
You look like a girl in high school
that would defend the gay guy from the bullies
Um, I actually
like in high school
The girl looks nice actually
You don't look mean
No, I just have like a
people say have a rest in the trains
No, I mean that's good since
like, at least people know they can't talk with you
Yeah, you're right
Like now like now they're gonna be like oh I couldn't have to run with her like fuck with her like fucking
She's here wrong, you know, you're right. You are set your standards. My standards are say hi
I'm scared to take this
Thank you
What's the next thing you're doing?
Oh, it's mine.
What?
You've never drunk?
No.
Never?
No.
Wait, is there any way we can put this in our mouth?
What?
Is there any way we can put it?
Thank you.
So, what do you like about streaming?
I like that they see every aspect of our lives.
Everything my brother told me.
I like seeing the comments of what people think to me.
Except that I need another opinion.
And these are more opinions.
But so many opinions are bad, though.
Yeah, I was like that.
But I'll just be thinking a bit about you.
I'm like, oh, OK.
You know, if you see hate, what do you do?
You don't give a fuck?
I give a fuck, but.
You got to learn to not care, bro.
I know.
I try not to care.
It is a fact on what they're being opinion about.
Are these apples?
Like apple slices?
I think that I'm mean.
Look
So we got an hour left of this island
And then we're dipping
What do y'all want to see?
What do you want to see for the next hour I?
Thought there was drinks on the boat on the boat
on the art boat like a boat.
No, no, I don't think so.
What's there?
Sing, man!
And now you care, I'll do whatever, and I'll be there.
You are my love, you are my heart.
And do I never, ever, ever be a part?
I can't forget it.
I'm going to sing.
We're just friends, what are you saying?
Nothing's in my eyes.
For the first time, and I was like, baby, baby, baby,
oh, like, baby, baby, baby, oh, like.
Why don't you sing?
I'm not a singer, I'm like a, I like,
you know, I actually, I met Justin Bieber on stream.
Yes.
You have?
Very nice guy.
What did you put in there?
A basketball?
Yeah!
I think I saw that.
You saw it? Oh shit!
What did I see from you?
I would have done whatever
And I can't believe
Together
I wanna free you
You just came out?
I thought I was new
I'm gonna hear you
I said it's something good, right? Yeah!
I'll show some sports to my brother!
Were you scared to come out?
Well, it was kind of obvious.
Everybody knew I was scared to come out here.
What did they say?
Well, they were scared to come out here.
That's good.
Well, I was scared to come out here.
Hey, that's like a next floor. Sorry, friend.
I'm down.
Hey.
Okay.
I don't have my goggles on.
Me going crazy.
I'm crazy, I'm a starstruck!
Don't need no stars!
Oh, you okay?
Bruh, come on dude, why are you so lightweight?
I'm like, fair enough to take the shot.
Wait, why is it brown?
Huh?
Why is it brown?
No, it's lemon juice, and then a salsa called salsa mari is brown.
It's like salty, it helps you with the chaser.
So it doesn't taste bad?
No, do you want to try some?
It doesn't have alcohol at all.
Yeah, no alcohol.
No, at all.
It's salty.
Oh my God.
But it helps the shot after it.
It tastes like lemon.
But like, you got what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Pobres de Lorde.
Yeah.
Yo.
I'm going to be, I'm going to be impressed.
You can play versus him.
Ready?
Turn it up.
Other game?
You're going to play a second.
No, you guys can play.
No, you all play.
I'm gonna make tea.
You favorite, huh?
You favorite, sir.
Okay, bet.
Hey, whoever loses has to take this shot right here.
Okay.
You down?
Yeah.
Okay, bet.
No.
You're...
Oh.
I'm sorry.
I put the wrong words.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Oh
Just kidding
I don't know what the fuck is happening here.
Did you hear just sniffing?
That's a minority.
Are you fucking stupid?
Are you actually dumb?
Oh shit!
Jade Porote, the 25 gifted.
What the fuck?
Thank you, bro.
Appreciate it, man.
Thank you, bro.
It's a, it's a, it's a margarine,
lemon, and gramaquo, it's like a margarita,
mixed together with the sauce.
Like this, you know what I'm talking about?
You don't know when they give you the tequila
or lime and then the clamaquo?
It's the sauce.
Bad idea.
Bad, bad idea. Bad, bad idea. Not in a situation like this, man.
If y'all are new to swim, feel the red bull wings.
Did he put?
I won!
Yama, fuck me. I don't get why y'all are stimming the house on me.
What do I do to y'all? Why y'all not a new one?
Oh, wait. I think I do, bro.
Fuck! What do I do?
Okay, I'll take one.
Nothing.
Who's drinking it?
Hand?
He lost, but I'm gonna take one with him.
Ha ha ha.
I think you're, I think you're.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna turn the channel off.
I don't know what that means, bro.
I thought you were in Australia, but you took shrooms.
You saw it, Lee?
Hey, you took shrooms?
Yeah.
You got it, you were healthy.
It was bad.
Wait, what?
I was with Iggy in Australia for your ears,
and we both took shrooms together.
bad. How did you feel? I felt like shit. I left. There's like a whole firework show
I had to leave and I just like locked myself in the room. Off stream. I couldn't do it.
You got off stream? Yeah, I left the stream. I was tweaking out and then I woke up on my
sleeping throughout. That's scary. When I was on streams I thought I was gonna die.
That's what I thought. I thought I was dead. I thought everyone was trying to kill me. It was bad.
Yeah, I thought. Oh my god. I thought he was. I thought I was gonna get killed. I was on a yacht in the water.
I couldn't do shit
And that's what I thought yeah, I thought I was gonna get killed. I thought I thought everybody around me was like
Exactly that were you taking shoes
I'm only getting fun and what else give it a cocaine. No
Adderall, okay, so you just drink
Okay
That's fine. You gotta live life sometime. No bro. Oh smoke a weed. It may be having a lazy and maybe just black
Take your shot God damn it
What is your chat saying?
I read your chat bro.
I know, I got someone to chat.
I know, I got something to check.
I'll be back in like 45 seconds, is that cool though?
That's literally what I'm saying.
Is that cool though or no?
45 seconds, yes or no?
This is a bandarita, so they put like wine juice,
kamato and...
You want to try it?
No!
It doesn't taste like anything.
It's like wine juice.
Try it.
I'm waiting for it.
He's here.
That's my shot.
Yeah.
All right.
Soap chat.
Hi chat.
We're back.
Are they nice or mean?
They're nice.
Sometimes they're nice.
Sometimes they're mean.
So nice.
6-7.
Okay.
We're taking a shot.
Okay, we're taking a shower now. This has climato
But they're gonna be nice to you. You think so?
Yeah, cause they just call me a gold digger and shit, but like...
But what do they call me a...
F-A-G-D-O-T
Okay, let's take it
Ah!
Hey! Why?
That bottle is a dollar for one shot only!
Huh?
Why?
That bottle is a dollar for one shot!
Ah! It changed!
A thousand subscribers?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah!
Thank you for a thousand point subs!
Okay, um, Mianica?
We're taking a shot, my girl, Yera.
Vamos.
Sí, vamos, vamos, cabrón.
Abrita.
Yera.
Maver.
¿Están listas?
¿Tienes que estar lista?
Okay.
Dale, dale, dale.
Dale, dale.
Si no pensamientos en tu mente.
¡Parrita!
¡Pabajo!
¡Parte entra y pareto!
There's!
I'm not taking anything, there's something in the cup.
It's so strong!
There's something!
Alright, we're not taking that out.
I'm gonna get another one, cause there's something in the cup, but...
Oh, you didn't drink guys?
Oh, look!
Get out, you're fatty!
Look, there's somebody, there's something in the cup, but...
I'm gonna get another one!
Okay.
Oh yeah!
I'm gonna get another one, cause there's something in the cup, but...
Alright.
I was gonna drink it but then I see like there was like a little
opening
yo self-made bro they love you bro they fuck with you we give you
like a motivation to speak to the chat
like a motivation to speak
yeah
never let others refresh you
from doing your dreams
like bring it down
you're gonna bring yourself down
just do whatever your heart desires
like sometimes like everything
you
You
Are you ending yes
right now no I'll be ready bro I'd be going hours bro every day I'm walking
fucking no I don't say long seven 24 24 hours 30 straight oh my god yes 30
fucking days straight I dedicate my life
You love!
Bro! Bro!
Yes, I was in the airplane, I swear to God.
The camera was right in front of me.
It was bad, bro.
You get one more.
I love orange juice.
Orange juice?
Orange juice.
Maddox!
Have you ever drunk?
Huh?
If I was drunk, then I would.
Yeah, but this looks disgusting.
Yeah.
What?
Singer? Yeah, he's a good singer.
I'm going to play you a song.
I'm going to play you a jacujo song right now.
Hold on.
Hold on. Stop. You put it on real quick.
Pick it up. Pick it up.
This is a singer, XO Tourland, jacujo.
You made a cover.
You hear the song?
Yeah
He's alive bro, he's alive, he's doing great.
Shout out to JTQ, we love you man.
Oh, he said he's alive.
Yo, that is crazy.
No, no.
You don't?
You don't play?
What do you think about Yera?
I think she's a very big fan.
Yeah, look, if you win, if you lose, you have to take this off.
Okay.
We're gonna play about 5% in the first round.
First round.
Rock!
We're gonna play about 50% of this for the first person.
Rock!
50%!
Rock!
50%!
Rock!
50%!
Okay, go.
She got the Benji vouch.
She's good at my books.
She got the Benji vouch.
She's good at my books.
Ah, fuck!
All right.
Tell me the bag.
Can you take it on my stream?
Yeah.
You sure?
Yeah.
Thanks, thanks, thanks.
More shots.
Take another shot, both shots.
What's the strongest shot they've got?
They've got Bacardi, Hennessy, Hennessy.
Havana, Havana, Oonana.
Half of my heart is in Havana.
Oh wait, why did I do that? Oh my god.
I didn't mean to do that. I didn't mean to do that.
It's Krupa? Fuck, why did I do that?
That's so embarrassing. I never do that.
Hola. ¿Cómo estás?
¿Qué es el tequila más fuerte que tiene?
Más fuerte en grado alcohólico.
En grado alcohólico, sí, sí, sí.
Ah, pues no.
Me da un sol de ese.
Gracias.
Ok, nos la vamos a usar.
¿Amitar qué descatina me voy a poner?
Sí, por favor.
Yeah, I thought it was going to be over.
Yeah.
Incredible.
This is for that, right?
And it's not over yet. We're going to regret it and do more things.
And we'll have some more shows in the morning.
There are going to be three.
I want to cook some Mexican food.
I don't want to cook any Mexican food.
I'm going to show you the nato banderitas.
This is with the...
The matos.
I am not gonna lie, like, you're boring because I was beating everybody, like...
Oh, essentially.
Why am I feeling for alcohol? Alcohol isn't even good.
I just like the effects of it, like, it makes you feel like...
It makes you feel like you can throw yourself from a second...
I mean, from a ten-story building and survive it.
Like in Roblox, when you just fall down and respawns.
Honestly, I'm not gonna do that.
Did he live again?
You're literally on both of my streams, my bad.
Oh, I'm in your stream too?
Yeah.
You're injected to it?
All right.
You need a streamer.
We need to do a stream together.
Let's do one.
All of us.
Let's do one.
I'm waiting for my strong start with pie at the half-hungry.
Yeah, they're going to give us that right now.
Oh, this one?
Yeah, it's mine.
Yeah, go ahead.
Huh?
Yeah, but I'm not gonna use that. You can use it.
I'm not gonna use it.
I'm gonna break it.
Good.
I'll just take them.
Yes, you're gonna give them the...
Never mind.
No friends!
Oh my God, guys!
you
I
Need a charger over there
It's in the car
do you have my bag? yeah. um can I get it? the the white one. it has a charger. I can see the plug.
my bag please? the white one? yeah just a charger. there's a charger in there.
yeah yeah go ahead go ahead yeah there's gonna be a box look for the box and the charger for
I
You gave me your answer.
Bench, do you guys want to take a pullover?
Sure.
Okay.
Right here.
It was a joke.
No, I love you.
I love you.
Bring it in.
No, I throw me too.
No, I love you, bro.
I'm learning how to play the card game.
I got you
No, I just fucking streamed
Oh God, I just do me bro. Just be yourself
Yeah
Wow, you're feisty, bro
That's what's your blood really, bro
Yeah
When you gonna come to my house in LA bro
That's cute, huh?
Another shot?
Calm down.
Let's go to the studio.
No, I'm shooting Jackson.
Money, 30 K, back pack?
What?
That was funny.
Come on, Josh, I'll be right back.
How are you back?
I'm good, I'm in the back.
What?
I think he has a...
So what's it have a drinking problem?
I know you don't bro, I don't listen to these people.
Oh my god!
Did I hit you in the ear?
Yeah.
You okay?
Yeah.
I'm like, don't, uh, do you guys know that this is actually alcohol?
Bitch, I'm not an alcoholic.
My tea on the handle, my tea on the table, and my tea on the egg, but I'm a real alcoholic.
Oh, am I a real alcoholic?
Why are you calling out, bro?
He's using them as examples.
That's an example.
Actuaq are like a record
cause they've been drinking way too much
like insane
yeah, yeah, like they do nothing
Actuaq are like...
I put up to like 4 or 5 cars
Thank you people for that
Some women's industry?
Fuck yeah
I already killed the bottom bro
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. I love y'all. I love y'all. I love y'all. I love y'all.
Don't worry, bro
You like my bat massage?
Yeah.
What's going on?
Do you want another one?
I got this.
I got my job.
You didn't sing?
And your song.
What?
And who do you stop?
You want one?
It's fine, bro.
I don't know about anybody.
I'm a little silly.
But I got it.
Oh, okay.
You have stick drip.
Stick drip.
It's like way like your...
Yeah.
Stick drip.
I've never really wasted anything.
You're not drunk, man.
He's not drunk.
Why are you following my man?
You're not drunk.
You're throwing me a lot of stuff you're crying.
I got a raise.
Right?
We're all going to pay for it.
So I'm taking everyone to the top two.
I'm going to put the rest in bed.
All right?
I'm going to see that picture.
Wow.
Wow, the paper.
I'll put it.
Do you want to sign?
I'm going to sign.
I'll put it.
I'll sign.
Everyone else?
All right.
It's black.
Yeah.
I don't want to get...
I'm down with what I have on my mind.
I told you.
Nah, this guy's drunk.
Come on, Elijah, this guy's drunk.
Is your real name Benji?
Benjamin.
Benjamin?
I didn't think you could talk to Benji, but I just met him.
I'm all set. I'll get it.
I'm nervous. I'm just awkward. I don't have a lot of friends and shit, I gotta understand.
Come on.
We had to go in like 20.
Can we talk with you?
Yeah, right.
You think y'all genuinely talk with me bro?
You think?
Do you have horchata?
Huh?
Do you have a horchata here?
No, I said this is like dancing bachata.
Oh, bachata?
Wait, guys, I think you should teach them how to dance bachata.
How do you know how to dance bachata?
I don't think you know how to dance bachata.
You're stuck to that?
No.
No?
No.
Are you going to dance or are you going to dance?
Oh, I suck at it.
You want to dance?
Wait.
Yeah, do you know how to dance bachata?
No.
You don't?
No.
Can you teach me?
Or can you teach me?
I hope you guys.
You bet you will, and then you guys follow our steps.
Yes, take it out.
Huh?
Right now?
We're gonna throw it right now, yes.
I'm a little tired.
Let's do it.
Come on.
All right.
I'll talk to you.
All right.
Come on.
I don't know how to dance but...
We're here, come dance bro.
Yeah.
You wanna go like this or you go like...
I'll go like this.
He knows exactly what the fuck he's doing.
Wait, you gotta teach us though.
Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, you don't know what we're doing.
Okay, we're looking in the street though.
Let's get on camera.
Okay, let's do a...
We have to be like this.
So, let's do like this.
Like this way.
Okay, so you're gonna go up.
This way for it.
You're gonna go one.
One, two, three.
Wait, let's start.
You're gonna go right.
Wait, wait, wait.
Keep seeing you replay.
You're gonna do the basic, okay?
Basic.
Step, step, step, and then with your opposite leg,
you're gonna do a little bump up.
Yeah, I'm just gonna put a bump.
So step, step, you're gonna practice,
like, like, put your hand like out, and then up.
Out, and then up.
So you're gonna, I think I'm doing the right.
You're gonna go up the way you do your steps,
and then a bump with your opposite leg.
Okay.
So we're gonna go all the way.
What the fuck is going on here?
Let me practice with you.
Let me practice with you until she's done.
One, two, three, up.
Come on, bro. Walk in.
I just thought we were faster than you.
One, two, three, up.
Bumper's up there.
And there you go. That way.
One, two, three, Bumper.
Yeah.
One, two, three.
Bop, bop, put that leg.
Yeah, and then one, two, three,
hop, hop, put that leg.
All right, six.
Two, three, two, three.
All right, we're back to business, it's on.
We're back to business.
Come on, let it wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
I wanna see it.
All right, here we go.
Okay, let me, let me, let me.
Wait, let me skip to my part.
Yo, chat, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, right.
Okay, ready?
Walk in, bro.
Okay, sorry, sorry, take.
We're gonna start going to the, uh, my place.
Okay.
And then also your guys should show them the arms you're lifting
Like this look, look, wait, wait, look, just follow
Yeah, like that
Okay, ready?
I'm trying to do it
One, two
Yeah
Here you go
One, two, three, up
One
I thought you were not doing it so you're looking at their feet
Cause I'm trying to learn
I thought you were not doing it
Why are you yelling at me?
I'm not yelling to you, next is for you
And?
Wait, let's wear it
Oh my God, you move those hips well, alright
Okay, three, four
One, two, three, four
Oh, one, two, three.
You're doing things.
Oh, yeah.
That's not how you do it.
How did she just come here doing it?
You look like...
Not like this.
That's not how I did it.
That's not how you did it.
That's not how I did it.
Like this, look, look.
Like that.
Like subtle.
One, two, three, four.
Yup.
Hey, hey, hey.
How many more moves? That's it?
Oh, you go like this.
What? And then you spin.
You spin?
All right, here's done.
Oh, he...
I'm sitting down.
What was that?
What?
We had to go to the stairs.
Can I put this right here, please?
I'll be back. I'm with him.
Keep coming here real quick.
You take over my stretcher.
We're going to jump up there.
What are we doing?
Okay.
You're mine.
Are you guys okay?
I'm okay.
I'm gonna get you.
I'll get you.
I'm gonna get you.
Oh, my god.
Look it up.
We're gonna see the people.
The don't know they believe that.
Hey.
I'm so losing over.
Look at that.
This way.
One, two, three.
I'm just kidding.
Huh?
Oh shit!
Oh!
Like rubber!
1, 2, 3, up, 1, 2, 3, up, 1, 2, 3, up, 1, 2, 3, up, 1, 2, 3, up, 1, 2, 3, up!
And I'ma do it all like this.
Okay, what's happening?
Get us out!
Oh, okay.
This is gonna be hand over.
Oh!
This one?
Wait, he's in the water too?
Oh!
One, two, three.
Oh, one, two.
One, two, three.
One, two.
That's a new, that's a different style of machete.
You should try it.
It's a different style.
Is the fare ready?
No.
Ten minutes, I said.
I'm gonna walk around.
Okay, let's go.
Wait, let me go to my phone and my turn to stop.
Nice.
I'm gonna get my...
I love you all, man.
Where's the lead?
I love you guys.
Put a dummy to yourself.
That's my charger though, I need it.
You want to put a tiny bit of your gate?
I mean, so what?
I love you guys so much.
I appreciate y'all.
Every single one of y'all, bro.
I don't care where you're from.
I don't care where your background is.
I just want the job to be done.
I need to pay for my job.
Me, me, me!
Then, real shit!
Oh!
Hey!
And it's go!
Seven, seven, eight, ten people!
That's it, bro.
I'm gonna go now.
Don't worry, I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
Yeah, I feel like it's a lot of shit, but I'm just gonna walk around.
All right.
Yeah.
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not waiting.
Let's go.
Is there a barbershop?
I need to cut, yo.
Who gives me, who's that?
Chris.
Chris, back you with a gift and some!
Thank you, brother.
Appreciate it, man.
Thank you, bro.
Yeah, my swear is my security.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Yeah, bro, are you serious?
Mother, right here, yup.
Mother! Mother!
Mother! I'm right here!
Hey!
Fucking hell.
Let's try it.
I'm in Mexico. I'm in a random city, random state. I'm the only Indian out of this whole
group. I don't belong here. You know where I belong? In bed of my dog. In LA. Drinking
I'm just kidding, bro.
All right, where can we go?
What's open right now?
Is this open?
Definitely not open.
Yeah, it will look a little...
I don't know, I was just trying to find some content
somewhere, maybe in here.
Oh, thank you, brother.
Lo siento.
All right, a little bit of a market.
See what we can find here, some Coronas.
Hold on, brother.
Yeah.
You don't fuck with me.
You serious right now?
Thank you for saving stream.
So wait, we're quick.
You can have this one on one talk.
What are y'all mad about?
Can y'all tell me?
But put me onto the sauce, bro.
Oh, this is like a local market.
It's like rice and shit.
Stuff it out rice.
What the fuck is that?
Bro, I'm tweaking.
They're duping?
Because you're Indian?
You see, it's always the Indian shit, bro.
Y'all make me insecure, bro.
Don't do that.
Don't do that, bro.
Don't make me insecure.
Need Chloe Parker back?
All right, brother.
Come on, bro.
Tea up, bro.
Tighten the fuck up, man.
Magnum is making chocolate now.
Do you see this?
Magnum, the condom brand.
Fun fact, chat, I've never used a condom in my life.
All right.
It's not it.
I'm gonna buy something, bro.
Can't be no damn window shopper.
Hello.
Oh, she's a kid, yeah, let's go.
Fuck, I feel bad. Oh, she's waiting right there. Is that her?
I can't see that far. Is that her in the red?
Is she waiting?
Oh, hello, hola!
Oh.
Shaz, smack him.
For them to think you're wholesome, you have to
Buy your head down. You like that.
I'm like a lie, bro. I want to live in Mexico on the street
For like 10 days or wait, what 10 damn trip 24 hours. No no money nothing
Yeah, this is where this where it is right
This where everyone's that right up here
No, oh shit. I'm down. Fuck it. Let's go
We outside, baby. Oh 750 with the ferry leaves in 10 minutes. Yes
Should we go do this time you think chat we got time they they leave at 8 p.m. On the dot
Restraining we should be good real quick real quick real quick real quick we good we good real quick
Okay, master master do a little bit of a job JCV. I need some but I'm not gonna lie. I need some like souvenirs
This is souvenirs, bro
Nice souvenirs trying
Hello, oh
What's up brother? How you doing? Can I come over there? Hell yeah, my god
Oh
What's your name, brother
What's your name?
I'm Alfonso.
It's like you said,
Who the hell?
What's the white moment?
Eh, oh, how am I supposed to show?
Alfonso.
Okay, Alfonso.
Oh, oh my God, what's happening?
I got a blackie.
You think I got a blackie, man?
I'm a streamer, streamer.
Uh, live streamer?
Twitch?
You're the kindness?
Yeah, streamer.
Hello, how you doing?
Hola, mucho gusto.
I'm doing good.
I just want to say,
Thank you for your hard work and service.
Thank you so much.
One moment.
Oh no.
One moment?
Is that good or bad?
Alfonso, they call him in here?
Alfonso.
Alfonso, what's your name?
What's your name?
Name, name, name.
Mi nombre, me, Mikhail.
What's your name?
David.
David, bring it in.
Oh God, David, oh God, David.
Picture, picture, let's do it.
Yeah man!
My guy, much love brother. Alfonso! Alfonso!
Oh, he doesn't talk with it.
He likes the camera or no? He likes it.
We need to go, okay. Oh my god, we got eight minutes.
La Raza! Vigo a Mexico!
My guy.
Alfonso, how you doing brother?
Nice to meet you.
I just want to say thank you so much for everything you guys do to protect this area.
Appreciate you brother.
Thank you.
Much love.
God bless.
I'm just doing a documentary.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
God bless.
Have a great day.
Have a good day.
Thank you.
Am I tripping?
Am I tripping just for you?
Let me know.
You got to like put me in check.
Am I bugging or not?
Am I not bugging?
Yeah.
I bet it.
All right, let's go.
Fuck, bro, we got eight minutes to get to this fucking thing.
So, this ferry, are they gonna leave us?
We got eight minutes to get to this ferry, Chad.
Eight minutes.
Eight minutes, bro.
Oh, seven minutes now.
Fuck, how far it's, fuck.
We gotta run, I think.
Oh, my God.
We need to motor, ah!
Oh my god, yeah, that's calling me.
Yo!
Hey, the guy literally got you.
Is that you in the red?
I can't see.
I can't see that far.
Yes!
All right, bye.
I just met cops.
Where are you?
I see the police.
I know.
I just met cops.
They were like flexing their guns and shit on camera.
I want to see it.
Should we go back?
Let's go.
We have time? Huh?
Fuck! We can't! Alright!
We'll get more cops than in Mexico.
It's okay, we're good.
Fuck, we gotta take a piss, bro.
Oh my...
Mia! You'll put my bag over there!
You're real!
Bro, I...
I didn't tweak with those cops, right? They're cool.
I'm not gonna lie to me. I fuck in Mexico.
I fuck in Mexico, shit.
Can you give him her mic?
Holy shit
Yeah
I wouldn't mind being stuck on this island
You wouldn't be stuck on this island?
I feel like I wouldn't mind being stuck
Huh? Where's your mic?
Why is everyone running? What is happening?
Hold on, wait, take your mic
Hold on, hold on, hold on, I'm turning, yeah.
Come on!
Did it last?
Don't do that, bro.
Yo, bro!
Hey, hey, hey, let's get in the top, brother.
Let's get it, I'm on track.
Alright, let's go.
Bro, why don't we get on this fucking ferry, bro?
Wait, I want some chips.
Oh, there's two sides.
I just put it in America.
Want some chips, okay?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Where?
Jump over there.
Can you jump?
You're good, you got it, go.
I want some chips too.
I want some spicy chips.
Yeah, me too.
Hola!
Hola, I want some chips.
Hello.
I want some.
Are these spicy?
No, it's ketchup anyway.
All right, I'm...
Oh my God, this is beautiful.
I'm gonna buy this.
So you need to go?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I'm just gonna stop.
But we need chips, no, wait, wait, wait.
Spicy, Theo.
How do you see spicy in Spanish?
There's none.
There's none that you're gonna like.
Okay, let's just go.
Fuck.
But you want that, no, get it.
Oh, wait, get it, get it real quick.
Huh?
Get it real quick, it's fine.
Look, it's so peculiar.
Look.
That's nice.
Yes, please. No, it's fine. Follow me.
How much is it?
400.
Can I pay for the contract?
Okay, thank you.
oh my god they all left us oh my god stop
no actually no
what time is it?
oh we're good we're good we're good
yeah we're coming we're coming we're coming don't worry
why don't you worry
thank you guys
thank you so much brother appreciate it
I think that was a W
that was fun
thank you
oh my god
Hurts!
Oh my God.
Alright, I think it's time to gamble.
Can I go outside the casino?
Yeah, I got to get you.
Bro, fuck you. I'm trying to go every night.
Yeah, let's go. He's going to give me $100 to gamble.
No, you're going to take $100 out of your money that you pocketed.
Bro, you're a lame whatever.
I'm done spending money.
Let me know what time you're going to go.
Because we're cooking at nine.
So I'm not going to lie. Fuck cooking.
I'm about to just go to a taco truck.
I'm going to get a wing and then have the hoops for you.
We should go high five. We'll go high.
Your bag!
It's in there. She had it.
Stupid ass chain.
I'm sorry. I don't know.
Oh, it's okay.
No, you don't sound good.
Oh, okay
All right, JC just follow her
I'm saying time is a woman
Oh my god, we finally fucking found you where the fuck have you been?
Hey, what's the problem?
It doesn't work fucking buddy, fuck it.
That doesn't mean you can't make out, son.
Yeah.
I'm retired from being on political.
OK, that doesn't mean anything.
You think you're too, you think.
But then I still fight in front of city,
I'm so much on drugs, because everyone's sitting
Why are you trying to be the victim right now?
How am I being the victim, bro?
No, you don't have to have, you don't have to drink
to have fun, bro.
I always remember that.
Exactly.
I know, I'm having fun.
You look at me.
I'm actually not having fun because my crew
doesn't fucking work.
Well, then why are you lying?
So make the best out of your time.
I call myself mom life, because I'm not.
I'm blind, I'm just so blind.
I'm not.
I'm blind.
I'm blind, but I'm so blind because my sister is no more.
Bro, man, who means no more?
Chaps.
Don't you call me?
This is wrong.
I'm not a stupid girl.
I'm so, so stupid.
The valla hood is so fucking cranky, because his equipment hasn't been working.
But you can't be taking it out on everybody else.
Like, he's like, I don't want to be on stream.
okay respectable but then he's over here being dry getting away from everybody like
what the hell are you doing we came on the trip together we came on this boat
together we're gonna leave together we're supposed to take together all of us
like what the fuck are you doing everybody go catch the ball bro because he
that's like he's done this over here and then he's you know what I'm not
even gonna say no more
So why don't I give you a gift?
No, for real.
Oh, for real?
Oh, for real!
What's the gift?
Look, Wendy, for real?
What's the gift? You never give me a gift.
I got you this.
Aww.
Wait, really?
Yeah.
Aww.
Ah! I got you!
Wait, what did you bring?
Run!
What?
Run!
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Dude, how do you come up with all this crap?
It's okay, don't worry about it.
Is there any smoke over there?
It's okay.
Can you buy me a new pullerade?
Yeah, I'll buy you one.
Bro, she asked everyone for shit.
What? No, look it, he broke my camera.
He broke it?
Wait, how do you fix this thing?
Hey Zabala, there's a battery right under you.
That's three or four.
Hey, can you guys check if there's any batteries on the floor right there?
Oh, it's right here. Okay, thanks.
Zabala, did you grab it? You sure? The battery?
It's like, why do people fuck with me? Oh yeah, that is.
Yeah, right there.
Can I change that goodbye?
Wait, I'm gonna grab it. Hold up. I'm gonna just go.
I got it.
Oh, sir.
Is she gifted to follow?
Let's check if it works.
Yeah, I got it. Thank you.
Stop!
I'm gonna be real sure.
Grabbing my ass!
I need to go. I need to go.
I know. I need to go.
No, it's not working.
No, it doesn't work, bro.
Dude, I can't believe this shit's not working.
Bro, stop putting me as the group leader, bro.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Mom?
Get back to school, stalker.
Wait, what the fuck?
Which side is plus?
Yes.
Hey, Zabala, Zabala.
Chesh, we go upstairs?
Zabala.
Zabala!
I'm down, I don't know if I fell.
Upstairs there in the shed, yes or no?
I've been done no activity for that water chip.
We're cold as fuck.
Go on the water right now.
Then jump, jump right now.
Yeah, let me just jump up the window.
Yeah, do it.
Yeah, hard as head, you're good.
Wait, I want to go upstairs.
I need to be...
Oh my god!
I got it, I got it!
Ow!
Bro, they do...
I got it, I got it!
Let me show them my legs.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Hey, what on the head are you doing?
Oh, they're not gonna drop my child.
They're just gonna do the research.
Wait, actually, go.
All right.
Oh, you're welcome. It's super cute, huh?
No, because I was at the store with Neon,
and I was like, oh, like, I want to look for something.
And I was like, oh, my God, it's super cute.
And then I was just like, oh, it reminded me of you
You've been hella depressed and shit and you've been a party for her.
Yeah, I know, but...
Fuck, we're going somewhere.
I'm done.
Where's Amanda?
Yeah, where is Amanda?
Yeah, she's with Benji.
Where you going?
Oh yeah.
Where you going?
To sit right there.
Do you want the mic?
Yeah.
Okay, here.
Come on, what the fuck?
I'll be right back.
Let's go.
I'm going upstairs.
Yeah, Mike.
I don't listen to you.
You said you were going to sit over there.
Yeah, but I said I'm coming and you said I'm waiting for you.
I didn't hear you, my man.
Let's go.
Where's Mike?
Yeah.
Can you put my camera?
Can you put the batteries in there?
What am I, tech support?
Can you please do it?
I dropped it and it's not working anymore.
I don't know why.
When you put the batteries in,
put this up and if this light turns on,
then it means it's on.
But if not, then that means it's off.
Here. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Wait.
What?
In your pocket?
What is this girl talking about, bro?
Like, what?
She think I'm tech support or some shit?
I'm a grown-ass man.
I'm a top 100 sherman.
Fuck out of here, man.
James, where are you?
Where?
He's in the rocket.
James, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Reunite with the rockets.
Wait.
Oh no.
I
let's get out of here
Can I sit on here?
How's it that?
Alright chat.
Yo, Raid don't miss.
You're a weirdo.
You're a fucking lame.
Suck my dick.
Suck my fucking dick, bro.
I'ma be real with you, yeah?
I'm gonna be honest with you man.
It's been a W stream.
But I'm not gonna lie.
This is the end of my next contour.
W's in the fucking chat.
I love y'all.
I'm going back to Adelaide tomorrow.
And...
I'm gonna go...
with my dog.
With my people.
Oh!
You good?
No need to go!
No need to have your way!
Come over here.
What?
Not trying, it didn't work.
It's the animals that get into the ass, man.
It's been a good run.
It's been a great run.
We had a good time.
But I think I need to go see my dog, see my family.
It's been good though. I'll be real. It's been fun.
And I love y'all. And I appreciate everyone
that gave me the chance to come here and try it out.
We're gonna go back home to Adelaide, I spent a W though, and I fucking love y'all.
You give her a mic?
Don't end it with a bang though, don't you worry.
This wind feels good, bro.
Why are us coming to Ls, bro?
Bro, this time I'm fucking broken.
Get the mic on.
Please.
How much is that camera?
It's like 50 bucks.
What?
It's a Polaroid.
Like, it's supposed to like print them out.
You know what I mean?
It's a Polaroid.
Well, like, how does it look for so long?
My dad taught me this.
Your dad gets you a lot of shit.
What does he do for a living?
What?
What does your dad do for a living?
I don't know.
I don't ask questions.
We're stuck in Mexico, Chad.
I'm not leaving.
I don't know.
We're not leaving each other. We're gonna stay here. We're gonna stay out of respect.
Dad, look at how scary this is!
I know, it's scary.
My fucking camera doesn't work!
So you have no idea what he does?
No, honestly, I swear to God, I don't know what he does.
You don't ever ask, like, hey daddy, what, what are you doing?
No.
I don't like to, like, be all up in this business.
That's good.
Yeah.
You doing the gamble tonight?
Yeah.
Hopefully I win again.
I'm gonna win.
We're gonna win.
Yeah, we're gonna win.
I have two thousand chips.
You have a thousand?
Huh?
You have a thousand dollars?
No, I didn't pick all of my money, but I have some money.
Can you go back and get it?
From therapy, I'll be going to the therapy.
No, I'm serious.
You said?
I'll loan you.
OK.
And if I win, I'll just pay you back with the money
that I pay.
OK.
But you come outside, but you stay inside.
I like it better here.
All right.
I don't have to go to the store.
I'm sitting on the other side of the road.
That's all.
I'm just going to have to look at the whole line.
Just stop for a minute.
I'm going to have to stop for a minute.
I'm going to be here for a minute.
How much longer are we here next couple of days?
Let's take this travel day home.
So, it's another day basically for them.
Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.
So, let's go to Australia.
What should we do tonight?
Do you want to talk right now?
Yeah?
Should we?
Yeah!
Should we just get through?
Let's go!
Okay.
And then what?
We're going to go to the beach.
We're going to the beach.
That's good.
Okay.
And then what?
Are you lazy?
Yeah.
It's okay.
Can you cook?
Yeah.
Alright.
If you're super lazy, then you can just wash them too.
I'll wash them.
Yeah, and then I'll just take over for a bit.
Okay, back.
Okay.
Yo, stop saying no, bro.
Y'all don't know shit.
Like sometimes you sit back and think, like, what does life come to?
Like, you just really sit back, like, after all the highs, all the lows, you just sit
Look at the air and paint, man.
Look at the fuck that light's coming.
We got a bunch of fucking people in here thinking I'm gay.
Like...
What do they keep calling you shawalla?
Huh?
They keep calling you shawalla.
What does that mean?
You're a kid.
You always say something.
I'm a serious.
Hello, Keith and a lot of people tell me that.
That what?
That I'm a Chihuahua.
What does that mean?
Like you're small and feisty.
Oh, you are Chihuahua!
Ashley is a Chihuahua!
You want me to do a take-off?
Sure.
Okay, man.
I'm gonna tell you what to say.
Is it a Spanish?
No, it's an English.
Let me see the trap.
Yo bro, please.
Let me see the trap, please.
You can't read it.
Alright, let's see what it's all about.
Let's see what they've got.
You know that new yaya sound of sweat palm, India love and all you gotta do?
Never mind, not that sound, never mind.
I can do it, just tell me what to do.
No, because we need to pass, just to have cash for one of us.
Like, for the tick tock, y'all.
Vinnie for the first time!
Yeah, what is wrong with y'all, bruh?
Oh, I need to record yourself then and I'll pick a sound.
Record yourself then record me then record both of us.
That's a lot of work
Like this?
And then pose or whatever and then be like this and I'm gonna be like
And then just to get both of us like this
You know what I mean?
On one video?
Yeah
The fuck is wrong with my hair?
I don't know
No, we need a sound.
That's not gonna work.
I'm gonna add a sound over it.
You didn't even finish it.
You have to redo it.
You didn't even fucking do it right.
Can you please redo the technique?
Yes, I got it.
Thank you.
I got it.
And can you also please look like happy, at least take it, or a little bit?
I should have put my fucking shades on the ground.
Look at that sound that it had in it.
Is that a lot of them?
Yeah.
Come on, let's get off of weird as fuck!
What are we doing?
I'm gonna add another word to that.
I can get a lip sync or shit.
Yeah.
We're almost back to the...
What city are you in? Can't go?
Yeah, I can't go in.
We're almost in Cancun!
Almost back.
Oh, man.
I'm not alone.
It's time for a nap.
I'm cold as hell.
I'm not alone.
Oh
Yo, for the guidance that they said we could be fat and all, you are dumb as fuck.
Even tomorrow now, she doesn't.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
She don't, she don't, she don't.
It was like a...
You know in school, like, you got those things
so you cover up your like, tests and shit.
So if people can't see it,
I got myself a...
what is it, a screen protector or a fucking...
She can't see me.
She does can't see me.
A folder.
a folder
I got a folder on it
I got to take a piss
I've gone like four times already
Why are they going to get mad because I keep leaving because they're watching
I can't hold it
I don't even be doing anything, I just be cracking jokes and stuff, and you guys be
And you guys beware to me but whatever I guess, I don't fuck with you, I don't fuck with you.
But, um, have a look at my chart.
Not that with this girl. He's in a clip. He's in a clip of what?
Girl, he's being weird. Okay. Wait, what is he mad about then?
Wait, what is he mad about?
Wait, this should go serious.
Why is he mad?
She's seen a clip of saying you bullshitting to Benjy, but I was just kidding, so why
do you think it's so serious?
I'm not coming right now.
Can't you see?
Should I come front him?
Yes or no?
Spam it, hurry up.
It's coming right now.
Should I come for him? Yes or no? Spam it, hurry up, they're coming right now.
Take care of him.
I'm dying.
How far are we?
I'm tired.
We're here!
We are here.
Let's get the fuck off this boat.
I wanna go out.
You can't be depressed.
Why?
What did I do?
What the fuck did I do?
What do I do?
Nothing. You got a nice ring. Where's your ring? You took your- she has a nice ring.
But this is just materialistic.
You know why I'm mad? Why?
Because they're telling me that you're mad because of a joke that I said.
Who said that?
Your chap.
I'm not mad.
Huh?
Would I be sitting here right next to you fellas mad?
Huh?
I said would I be sitting here right next to you fellas mad?
Yeah?
No.
If I didn't fuck with you, I'd go downstairs.
No no no no no no, not even like that, but I'm just saying like...
Chad thinks she's in a movie.
This is real life.
Boy, you think I don't know that?
This is real life.
You want to find out if it's real life?
Oh my gosh!
Don't do that!
Fuck!
Are you serious?
Don't touch me!
Ah!
Why you pinched the horn!
Carl, do you want to be pinching me?
I touched you like that!
Exactly!
That's soft!
You're fragile!
Touch me against you, Abel.
Are you fucking shit?
What are you gonna do?
Yeah, put them glasses on, good boy.
No, man.
What?
What did you say?
Say it again, because I couldn't process it right.
What did you say?
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
Say it again though.
Say it again.
I said nothing.
It's about that.
You can wear it. I don't care.
You pinch my hair. I'm hairy.
Oh, I just saw your password.
What is it?
I'm not telling you.
I can never have it.
Yeah, I think you're going to buy me a new one.
Go ahead and throw it please! Please throw it! It's eco-biting in the iPhone 18!
There's no iPhone 18! Yes there is! No one's not! It's a 17! It's a 18! It's your fax rate! It's a 18!
Put these on! Good girl! Good girl! Good girl! Switch it!
It's not shit now!
It's not that shit!
These look better on me than yours.
They look better on me!
No, they don't.
I look better than yours.
I'm their last caramel chocolate.
I'm not scared about my hair.
Take it back.
What?
Take it back, I'm not scared about my hair.
Say please.
Please, I can't take it back yet.
No, I already said please now take it back
Please take it back
So what is it actually
What is it actually like
Have you ever talked to a Mexican girl?
No.
Ever talked to a Mexican girl?
No.
Like a Latina?
No.
What race is your ex?
Filipino and like, she's Chinese.
Yeah.
Have you ever talked to an Indian?
No.
You can talk to a black guy?
Like before when I was younger.
But that's not really like my type of people.
What's your type then?
I don't have a type. Like, honestly, I used to have a type, but now it's just like, I'm more like on the, like whoever cheats me and makes me feel safe and makes me feel like good about myself.
I mean, I just need to do better.
That's good.
I'm looking on that.
Huh?
I'm looking on that.
I agree.
What's your type?
I used to have a type too.
I used to love blonde girls.
What?
I used to just love blonde girls.
Bro, get the fuck out of here.
No, but that was not my type anymore.
You're so weird.
What?
You're so weird.
How are you?
You're weird.
I won't put my glasses back on.
That's not my type anymore. Now I care about a genuine person who has a good soul and is caring and loving.
Oh good luck with that.
I think I'm going to get just alright.
You ready to get off?
Yep.
Let's go.
Are you going to dye your hair blonde?
I'm kidding.
Are you going to dye your hair black?
I'm joking.
Are you going to dye your hair black?
I'm leaving it like this.
Vanilla chocolate, would you say caramel?
Yes, I'm leaving it like this.
No, I like black hairs.
Damn, that sucks.
Yeah, I got it.
I'm wearing this.
All right, let's go.
Ready?
You ready?
Yes.
I'm gonna pull this a bubble on you.
What does that mean?
I'm gonna beat your ass.
You're not gonna be my ass.
Fuck her on the front door.
I'm not.
Fuck her on the front door.
I'm a Kyle.
What if I done you free to be my ass?
Right now.
How you're talking to me?
I don't even tolerate this disrespect.
What disrespect?
This disrespect that I'm getting right now.
What disrespect?
This disrespect.
So tell me what I did.
You're raising your voice at me.
You're talking when you're not even asking me to talk.
You're like saying this bullshit like from me to die my hair blonde the fuck.
My type is blonde, girl.
They used to, not anymore.
And then you tell me as I'm on her blonde?
I just think you're a little bit on you.
That doesn't mean that, like, what?
Way by.
Let's get off the fucking boat.
Come on.
I thought you were leaving.
Were you waiting for me?
You said we're going to go.
Absolutely.
wait for me wait wait wait wait i guess you know you want to leave
what i didn't hear you you have big ears you heard me
i think he's not like physically but like metaphoric he has great ears
that makes no sense you know what a metaphor is
a metaphor yeah yeah but that's not a metaphor it is
How the fuck is that a metaphor?
I don't know, let's go.
Alright.
Gracias!
Thank you!
Thank you, brother.
Cue, does Mia have my...
Yashi-ga assignment?
Yes.
My team is holding all your shit for you.
Thank you.
Don't say it to me, I'm not holding it.
Well, thank you, Mia.
I just don't think she can hear you from this far.
Well, I'm pretty sure that...
She'll see a clip.
She'll see a clip, yeah.
Wait, take a picture of me right here.
Please.
Say pretty please.
Say please one more time.
Can you please take a picture of me right here?
I got you.
Thank you.
Can you hold this too please?
Can you please hold this please?
I got you.
Thank you.
Wait, I need it.
I want to fit on here.
Well you're short so you can fit.
Can you like help me get on here?
Yeah, I got you.
How do I take you out?
Just like, just let me see.
Let me see, put your foot.
NOOOOOO!
I'm gonna dress up boy!
Wait, I'm gonna take off the jacket though.
Here, neon.
Please, can you hold this?
What am I, a dumpster?
You can take the worst pictures of her.
Make sure you can see the e-down that it is.
I got you.
No, like the whole name.
Yes, okay, move like this.
Wait, like this?
Yeah, no, yeah, I got you.
Huh?
No more photo here. Please. No more for now.
Smile! Smile! One more.
Good job.
Thanks.
Of course. I got you.
Let me see.
You're so...
I saw what you were about to do. Do not smack me.
I'll take a real one.
Chad, look at what the fuck he did.
They know what I did. They saw.
One, two foot. Wait, hold on.
Give me a act, I think you're wrong.
Yeah!
I got it.
It looks good.
Thank you.
Can we just close the way?
Trash, right?
Yeah, throw it away.
Give me the film though.
The film?
Oh, thank you.
Just hang it on, let's go to the next one.
Here.
You have a high.
This is all I'm asking.
I don't know what you think this is.
There's a little trash can here.
You said you were going to throw it away.
No, I said you should throw it away.
Okay, then be louder.
I didn't hear you.
I got it, give me.
Give me.
Hey, hey, don't put it in.
You motherfucker.
I can't walk that fast, I can't walk that fast, wait, sit down.
Say please first.
Please, please sit down.
Alright, whatever you see now.
We're gonna eat some food.
We're gonna go out.
Yeah, cause I'm fucking hangry.
We're not this shit again, are you serious?
Yes, I'm fucking hangry.
Why are you hangry?
Because I'm fucking hungry.
Excuse me.
Yeah, excuse you.
I am gonna get my ass in the bus.
Hola.
Hello brother.
Oh my.
Why the fuck can we sit on a ding?
Huh?
Why can't we sit on a little Islamu heresi?
Con cuidado!
Oh my God!
You're done!
What's the plan bro, what's the plan bro, I thought we were gonna
Huh nobody's gonna come cook and shit. They are there
Why are you being mysterious bro, bro cuz my equipment is not working bro. That's your fault
How's it my phone when you gave me the TV you didn't charge the fucking batteries right?
I did charge you my life you didn't you're making those better than the lesson you had now in 40 boy because you didn't charge him right
I have glasses to you know, what do you have good on your face your clown?
Well, you're just
Oh, is that real mustache no that he has good on his face
Damn bro, the fucking thing. I was doing making out with the fucking
Grover there's some shit. Then why do you have glitter?
Maybe because the item you bumming has glitter on the side donut on your forehead, huh?
Who was kissing you right there?
Exactly, boy.
Hey, what?
Let's go.
What?
Let's sit down.
Oh, my God.
Wee.
Come on, wait.
Get in the back.
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna put my feet like this, okay. I'm gonna give you a foot massage. Just get it.
All right. Hey, are my toes ugly? Let me see.
Don't let your toes... No, bro, let me inspect it. All right, so your pinky
This toe is good, we're gonna go on by one.
This toe is, it's a little mid, it's like a seven out of 10.
Okay.
This one's perfect.
This one, the nail looks a little retarded.
This one's great.
Okay.
So I get like 80% there.
Okay, thank you, thank you.
Can you put my sandal back on please?
Bro!
I have sand.
How the fuck is my finger black now?
Because I have sand.
No, because you have dirty feet.
That was from outside, that was not from my feet.
Can you see the battery foot?
Are you?
I'm not gonna do it.
What the fuck?
I'm just gonna put your fucking sand on you.
Oh my god.
Wait, is my feet dirty?
No, your feet are not dirty.
Exactly.
I will tell you if they're dirty.
I don't fuck with dirty feet.
That's nasty.
What the heck?
You're right about that.
Are you thinking of smelling feet?
Hey, do you have a feet fetish?
I'm gonna scoot over a little bit over here.
Okay, that's fine.
No, I'm a foot fetish.
Feet are nasty, bro.
They go on the fucking ground.
You all right.
You wanna see my feet?
Sure.
I'm not gonna do that.
Sure, your feet don't look too big, okay?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
You're like, miscounting the whole thing.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.
I kind of just fucking ran.
I'm fucking talking like that.
Huh?
All right, listen, let's do a challenge. No cursing.
Talk proper.
Like, imagine like you're in Dubai.
Okay, I could talk proper.
Okay, imagine you're in Dubai right now.
Okay.
All right.
How you doing today?
I'm doing great, thank you. How are you?
I'm doing good myself, taking the plane. I'm glad to be here in Mexico.
Me too. It's pretty fun out here, huh?
Yeah, it's pretty fun. How are you doing?
I asked you first. What's your favorite part?
My favorite part?
Yeah.
Like the whole trip or today?
Like, in general, just being here.
I think my favorite part was just meeting everybody and getting to, like, just
bike with everybody and stuff.
You got it in you damn!
You can talk proper.
Then there's... who's singing?
Bro, low key?
I haven't smoked weed in like forever.
That's good though. Because you told me you weren't going to smoke weed, remember?
Yeah, but like...
Well, you're a liar?
No, but like low key? Like maybe that's why I'm like kind of extra mad, you know?
Yeah, like you're going to be a little cranky.
You know, like, like little like, like I noticed myself being more like, like cranky, like...
um christians though oh yeah i know yeah yeah that's not good that's not good and you just stop that
shit i like when you're like wholesome and kind of like yeah me too like that's okay like like
yesterday yes yeah because sometimes i'd be really cranky because like yesterday i was like uh
you know i was like what the fuck does that mean like the drinks and she like they were
like making me like uh what does it mean? what does that mean? like i was feeling good like i was having a good time
oh yeah the vibes were really good yeah yeah super fun super fun super great yeah
well i want to get sober rush in with her fuck
just don't be loud because we're yeah i'm gonna hear i have a really good flow so loud
What?
Don't do that cause it's gonna egg me out.
That's a loud pisser.
Harder than the calves I know.
It's gonna egg me out. What are your eggs?
My eggs?
Yeah.
I don't know, like, anything, like, anything that is, um...
I don't know, like, like little random shit gives me eggs.
What?
Let me think of one time somebody give me the egg.
Umm...
I don't know.
What's- what- what's your eggs?
Uh, if a girl's dirty.
Well, that's everybody.
No.
Some people like dirty shit.
Like if a girl- like imagine like a girl that leaves her like-
like a chips bag open next to the bed or like-
like leaves like a plate of food wait like that's not dirty you do that no but
I'm just saying like that's dirty like leaving like a plate of food like in your
room yes overnight like a plate like imagine like a half like a full plate
of food like a half eaten plate of like Thai food it's gonna make your own thing
Is that dirty yes or no?
Six seven.
No, what the fuck?
Well it depends like...
Are you dirty?
No. Do I look dirty?
No, that's how I'm confused.
Exactly. So don't assume. Just let me finish talking to you.
I didn't see what I asked you.
Let me finish talking to you.
I asked a question.
Let me finish talking to you.
I asked a question.
Okay, you can talk to the head now.
I'm not talking to no damn head.
You're looking at nothing.
There's little enough in the other guy.
You've got a safe one.
You've got a fire mark in the bottom right.
What if I can't make it?
Thank you.
You've got a fire mark in the bottom right.
Fire mark.
you need therapy I'll be a therapist talk to you, I have problems
What are my problems?
Number one, men ancient, number two, I need to be rich by like next year, number three, fucking
I need like a hundred pounds today
Bro, everything's around around money. Yeah, money is not by happiness
It doesn't but it buys like my family fucking everything they need. Yeah, but
Honestly, like I feel like my purpose in life is to like
be a provider for
Be a provider and put like kind of like people in a position where they can be providers too
She's one of the funniest people in my family
Yeah
That's valid
Calliase lo cico
Calliase la verga
Erro, vale
A poco hasta acabo y así vas a hacer
Toda tu vida
A un perro
A poco hasta acabo lo tu verga
Calliase la verga
Mince, erra, de digo
Calliase la verga
A la verga
Lo chila, buena trac, ba este distinto
A la verga
I think about
She's doing perfect
I
Did not fuck you
I'm starting to believe the rumors
Huh?
The trade rumors in the NBA.
The trade rumors?
Explain this to me.
It's confusing.
Okay.
It's too much.
Yo gang, get y'all laughing this shit.
Bro, let me go.
Oh my god.
Benji, fuck yeah.
That's it.
Really Benji?
I'm not even green and my chin is not that long.
I'll do the less.
And go out.
Right.
That's not me!
I'm so lucky I'm not lying!
I'm so happy I'm not lying!
Yo bro!
Fucking word bro!
Word!
Perro!
I don't know what that means.
That means Caius hands!
First of all shut the fuck up and don't talk to him like that bitch!
Okay let me lie in the mood.
Nihac does not look like Zavala.
I'm not glad it does right?
For what?
How's our resemble?
No, no, no, I'm not smoking.
Choose one thing from that picture that looks like...
The whole fucking thing, bro.
No, no, one thing.
Don't mock her like that, bro.
I just didn't.
Don't mock her like that, don't do that.
Shut up!
I don't give a fucking shit.
I don't give a fucking, you're in the fucking back of the bus too.
I'm in the middle. You're in the back in the quarterback. You're exactly so shut up. You'll be quiet. No
You're gonna do nothing
Exactly a thank you
That's what he needs
I got you by the way.
I appreciate that.
I think we're here.
I think we're here. Yeah, I think we're here too.
What the heck? There's a...
What? Look at this card.
What is that? Nice outfit.
Challenger.
Oh, you fuck with people that drive Hellcats
and Challengers and shit? Huh?
You fuck with Hellcats and people that drive Hellcats?
Honestly, I don't really like Challengers,
But I like the color and stuff
What color is that the gray?
It's not great. That's right. Great, bro
That is great
Kick posted you man kick stop posting me until I switch to your platform one day, bro
Well, they say it would be good to do it on the verge of death.
Well, don't be so excited.
Are we here?
Hard and Traded.
What do you know that means?
They spamming us.
On your chat?
Yeah.
Beside this, they're spamming that.
Two more up. I don't know where it was at.
Nah, I'm looking at something else.
Okay.
You ready to cook for me?
Those are your words out mine.
The answer is yes, I don't know.
Where is the manners though?
Can you please make me a meal and I'm really hungry.
Fuck no.
Huh?
Fuck no.
You want to be rude?
I just said please.
Yeah, but you're being rude.
I know you're right.
I'm sorry.
Let's restart.
All right.
I don't think that will happen.
Okay.
Is there any way you could, you know, cook some food out of the kindness of your
harm?
Like my stomach is rumbling.
Of course I can do that.
All right.
Of course.
Oh, karma's a bitch, fuck you.
That even hurt fucking clown.
Wait, let her get out of here.
Oh, shit.
Wait, let her, oh, she's stuck.
Amanda.
Let her go up.
And front.
Like, I really got to, like, put my neck down to see what
I'm doing.
Ah!
You did?
Yeah.
How much longer do you have braces for?
My braces?
Yeah.
Like five months.
Like how many braces suit you?
Like five more appointments they told me.
Five more appointments?
Yeah, so like five more months.
Damn.
They suit me?
Yeah, they suit me.
Imagine how I look without braces though.
I don't know. I can't imagine that.
Thank you.
I think I'm gonna look prettier.
Prettier without braces?
Yeah.
Muchas gracias.
Smile.
I want to watch it.
It's all good.
I said a good night. Thank you. Thank you. Yep. All right
Damn, I'm gonna go to my
Frickin, I wanna you said Miami. That's not gonna go to my B&B. Oh
But I think I'll shut up my B&B later. I'll try to do a long stream for y'all. This is um
Where everyone is staying best of my room. Yeah, you want to go look at it? Yes
Come on okay. I'm gonna go. She's gonna show me my room real quick. I'll be back
No, I've never seen it before I got a whole room
What
What are we doing? Okay, so these are the options to help kids in a school or yeah, yeah
Y'all is like seven days
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we can't help the kids like the last day
But you're not considering the severity of the room you're in bro. You know that when you're tea
I mean, I just sure I just go you guys a bottle bro
Once once you guys split it and I'm just there for the lives I get all the time, right bro
We're good. We can see y'all tomorrow
Wait, how much is it though?
It's like
No, like the actual yacht like a big-ass yacht just isn't that a just a yellow we're just on
No, that's a sferi
Is anybody tired of the whole shit low pee mean
Fucking bald ass big-ass head big-ass nose big-ass fucking ears
Fucking long ass chick. Fuck me?
What else?
Big ass red jacket.
Okay, I don't give a fucking I'm warm.
That's why you're cold.
I'm not even cold.
Yes you are.
I'm big chilling.
No you're a fucking chill.
Shut the fuck up.
You.
No.
Who?
You.
Exactly.
Fuck the police.
Ah!
Fuck!
Fuck the police.
Ah!
It's okay.
I'm gonna tell you a hundred of you to be around this many Mexican people.
I'm like observing.
It's pretty interesting.
I feel like I'm a little less Mexican than most, but I like it.
You're a bit white-washed.
You think so?
Just a little bit.
Thank you so much. I appreciate that.
All right, let's go to my room.
Do you know what he said?
No, she's going to my room.
I mean, I'm certainly dominant in this.
All right, let's go to my room.
I'm going to try to find a single.
Oh, okay.
We got tomorrow.
Okay.
Are we selling this now?
Yeah, tomorrow?
The pictures are in the group chat.
No, they weren't.
Oh, they weren't.
You're good.
One sec.
I'm going to go and look real quick.
Wait for me, damn, bro.
We have to make sure it's still white.
Yeah.
It's like six.
Like six.
Six wood.
Six beds.
I'm going to leave.
What do you say?
It's small.
It's going to be stunning.
So it's small.
How many streamers is it?
Nine?
Yeah.
Divide it by nine.
Like, 660 is a book.
That's not, we're good.
Let's do a little.
All right, we'll get a book for tomorrow.
Lock it in.
So whenever you say we'll get it booked,
like your assistant watching the stream,
because I never see you text anyone or anything.
You're just like, yeah.
She's on point.
I'll put it on my card and then we'll split that then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you said that about something.
Neon.
That's okay, we'll do it then.
Oh, the, the, Neon.
That's what you do, okay.
Macau!
I'm coming, hold on.
We'll figure it out.
Sure.
You're a real one, bro.
I just don't feel like owning someone.
No, no, no.
Wait, I don't use.
I
Look up look up look up
What the fuck?
I've never seen this place.
Wait, I'm not gonna lie though?
Someone took your room, I don't know who took it.
Are you fucking serious?
Yeah, like somebody took your room.
There's stuff in here and I don't know.
No, this is my room.
Yeah, this was your room.
Who's shi...
Boom!
Oh my god, a room.
This was your room bro, but okay my master my BNB is way better than this
But yeah, I took a bath earlier that she was in this huh you took it in this yeah not in this one
But in my room. Yeah, I got your room. Yeah, let's go look at my room
My room is like a the guest house. Oh, you got oh my own stuff. This is your room
I'm sharing with you. Oh, that's what's up. What the fuck all the camera man took my room. Sorry
Wait, you see all our sleeping get it
That is
kind of gay
Not the wrong that
What do you think you're gay?
Nothing. I want might be in these nights. I'm not alive. That's what I mean
Mine is outside
Mine's is outside
Come this way, chat.
Damn, bring it here!
Mine is this one.
Welcome to my crib.
This is your crib?
This right here.
Well, you got your own room?
Yeah.
Wow.
You're a bit spoiled.
That's all right, you deserve it.
Thank you.
Too bad?
Wait.
So, this is my room.
Wait, let me say a little bit and let me have my speech.
Please feel special because I don't let anybody in my room.
Thank you.
This is my bed.
Why do you make your bed every morning?
Yes, of course.
No, you didn't do it.
Say you swear to God you made this bed.
I made this bed.
Put it on your life.
Huh?
I put it on my life.
Put it on God.
I put it on God.
That you made this bed yourself?
Yep.
What?
Girls, do that?
Girls, do that.
Yes.
What else?
Come on, this is my restroom.
This is right here, look.
Okay.
Oh, you're to use one of the rooms.
Yeah.
And then, this is right here.
My robe is right here.
See, I took a bath.
You were just sitting in this dish.
Yeah, it was like this.
Was it a bubble bath?
Yeah.
Did you enjoy it?
Yep.
What else is here?
My shower, my bathroom.
Okay, bathroom.
And then this is where I get ready.
Oh!
It's a portable fan?
Yep.
No, it's not a portable fan.
Oh my God.
You know the only other person I know that has this?
Who?
Gorlok, I swear on my life.
Gorlok?
She's funny.
Yeah, fuck her.
You said fuck her.
I said I fuck her, that's not a girl.
Oh, but it's saying she's funny.
All right, cool.
So what you doing, makeup?
All your shit?
Yeah, my shoes.
Kind of a Christian Dior.
How much you paid for these?
Like $700?
Not bad.
Yeah.
What else?
Damn, you got no, like,
like um clothes huh these are all the clothes you bought yeah wait where's the
light though what the heck yeah I'm trying to save you check no you're
in this like house
huh what
what is this? this is my room no that's my juice this is the best freaking orange juice that you
Who will ever find in Mexico?
This is what, Minimé?
Del Valle.
What is that name?
This is the best orange juice.
Can I try some?
Yeah, try it, try it please.
Do I have to water fill?
No, you can drink it.
I barely drank anything.
Pretty good.
I know.
I don't know about the best, but it's good.
Stay right here.
Okay.
I brought a lighter just in case I like found weed
but I never found weed.
Mmm, I got the plug out here.
Are you barely telling me right now?
I don't smoke, I just know who has it
and I'm not telling you because you're done smoking weed.
You're on new era in life.
No weed, no drugs, nothing, just the era for yourself.
Don't, I don't even play with fire, don't do that.
All right, put it back.
What else you got in your bag?
Well, I had a bunch of soft bars because these are really
good, these are like Mexican soft bars.
And I was putting-
Is ramen?
Basically kind of, but it's really good.
It's like a tomato soup.
It's really good.
Okay.
And I was gonna make it-
And jail food.
And can't, no.
Oh, sorry.
I was gonna make this for like,
Well, never I'm hungry, but we've been just like on a rush.
I thought we were gonna have time.
Yeah, you have no free time, sorry.
Then I also bought this chamoy to eat with my chips,
but I never ended up eating it with my chips.
Are you supposed to drink this?
Chamoy, it's supposed to pour my chips.
That's what I said.
Oh, okay.
And then I also bought,
where is it? Oh, it's in the other bag.
I bought this rim thing.
Damn bro, you love like spicy shit.
Patu chili, chili toe, I see chili toe.
I didn't miss my Dean.
I did not buy this.
I'll take it.
Okay.
And then I bought gum.
Give me a gum.
I don't want it.
Can I have a gum?
Yeah.
We gotta go down to the grandma, she's cooking.
Okay, let's go.
The shit's not opening.
What's the cat saying?
Nothing.
Here.
Do you want one?
Wow, that's the nicest thing you've said to him today.
Hmm?
That's cat.
What the fuck? You have a car here?
Yeah. Don't expose it though.
Dad, when you booked me my room, um, I got a personal car.
You booked me your room?
I didn't pay for this room.
That's what you're lying for.
Oh, my mother's life I didn't.
Sit down.
Did I pay for this room?
No.
Look them in the eyes.
Did I pay for this room?
No.
Thank you.
I gotta take a piss.
Sit right here.
Okay.
I'm gonna take a piss. Sit right here.
Okay.
Your mic!
I'm on a fucking trip, bruh!
What?!
Can you guys hear him pee?
Fucking dumbass, Chad, bro!
What the fuck is this razor?
Yes, yes, yes.
Ew, bro, I don't want to take it in life.
Why is there a used razor in here?
What?
Huh?
What is it? Let me see?
Yeah, you don't care.
Oh no. What?
Nothing, I just thought to do you.
Are you talking about my re-do that I shaved my legs with?
No, just some other shit.
Okay, so why are you looking at my stuff weirdo?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, come here, come here, come here.
Let me show you exactly where it was.
I'm washing my hands right here, I have good hygiene,
I'm washing my hands.
It's right fucking here.
Okay, that's where the ladies
that cleaned the fucking room put it.
I thought you made your own bed.
Huh?
I did clean my own bed.
I said, the ladies that cleaned the room.
Yes, when they cleaned the room, they made the bed too.
Did they make my bed?
I see through the lies.
Okay, then see through them, my friend.
I do, I see through all of them.
Okay.
I do.
And what are you gonna do about it?
Absolutely nothing.
Exactly, so please,
Let's continue on with our day.
You wanna know like a cool thing?
Yeah.
Come here, come here, come here.
I'm glad you didn't feel us.
I didn't hear that saying.
Why are you, like, what happened to conversation
man to man?
Are you getting involved?
I'm like putting you on, like go for us thoroughly.
Oh, this looks crazy.
Ew.
Woo, woo.
Let's redo the hair.
All right, what do you charge on me?
Put this next to your ear and see what you see here.
Do you hear the ocean?
Boom, you hear the ocean.
Oh my god.
What the fuck was that?
Cut out all the outside noise.
Just hear it.
Just hear the ocean waves.
I can't hear the ocean.
Wow.
You have to take appreciation into that noise.
But it's not real.
It's real.
Is there a turn?
Ow!
Listen to the ocean. Listen to the fucking ocean.
That's your heart.
Yes, this part.
Be careful.
You're fucking going like this, look.
Let me show you. Let me show you.
Be like this.
What the fuck?
It hurts, right?
That'll do that shit to me.
Don't fuck with the ocean.
I'll show you.
I'm gonna fix my hair.
I help you. Let me brush it.
Okay, hold up.
Let me take your card out.
What?
What do you think?
Can I read that loud?
The guy said, are you going to talk to anyone else apart from this midget?
What the heck?
I'm not a midget.
Alright, hurry up.
Don't tell me to hurry up.
No, I'm talking about Jack.
Hurry up, Jack.
That's actually funny. You can't lie. That's funny.
What? Am I on a midget? No, you're not on a midget.
Are you ready? No.
Where's your Gucci bag? I mean, you had it.
Bro, it's all the fucking ferry. What?
It's on the ferry? I didn't bring it. Bro,
You said that your people had it!
Do you need help doing your hair or no?
Yes.
Alright.
Give me a brush.
Okay.
Please.
What the heck?
Have a seat.
Okay, hold up.
Is this all natural?
Yeah.
I don't believe it.
Can you see it?
Is this on that? Hold on, is that on natural?
Yeah, I feel it right here.
Yeah, but why do I feel extensions in my hair?
Look.
That's your fucking kn- I still feel it!
Yo!
It's on natural.
Yo, come here, chat.
Come here, chat.
All right, give me your trimmer.
Oh, not your trimmer.
My hair brush?
Yes.
You got it?
Yeah, give me a second.
Oh wait, your girl has it in my bag.
Huh?
What's my girl?
Your girl, the sister I met.
Me?
Yeah.
Fuck.
You don't have an extra backpack?
No.
I don't.
My exposure?
Well, every girl has fucking extensions, bro.
Can you tell that it's extensions?
No.
It looks natural, hold on.
It feels natural.
It extensions me like this isn't real.
What I'm pulling isn't real.
This hair is straight chopped off somebody else's head.
What?
And then let's say that you had long ass hair and then they chopped your shit off and then put it on my head
So this is a real huh, so where does it where does it end like we're my room? Yeah. Oh my god, you have an afro?
Oh
I don't know a lot of people tell me that but I just like long black hair. So you don't have a brush
Fuck it. Just leave like that
Get it?
I guess so.
Get some food with the grandma.
Okay.
Alright, shut up!
It's time to make some food and I'm not going to lie, I'm fucking starving.
Can I have my bag with that?
Yeah.
Okay, thank you so much.
Wow, you're learning.
Huh?
You're learning.
Learning what?
Manners.
Boy, yeah, it'd be nice to hear.
She's nice to me.
I know.
Mia's actually really nice.
Mia is nice.
She's the best assistant.
Yeah, she's really cute.
Where you going, bro?
I got a battery at her the whole time!
You had a what?
I had two.
No shit.
I left one.
That's your fault.
Wait till you could stream?
Yes!
Fucking idiot, Malvin.
Finally, the fucking party pooper is waking up!
What'd you say to me, mother fucker?
Huh? No, it's calling her idiot.
You call me an idiot?
No, I'm not your idiot.
I'm gonna give you a back massage.
Turn around.
Give me a fucking back massage.
Wait, don't listen to him.
You don't have to listen to him.
You're not stopping me.
Get away!
I'm walking!
No, get away!
Go!
Keep on walking!
You're never acting like this!
Keep on walking!
Why are you acting like this because of Nia?
Don't worry about it.
Go!
Keep on walking!
Damn, okay!
okay fucking act like that then okay take your big ass head over there alright take
your eyebrows over there just know just know you're switching up I'm switching
up or what just know you're switching how am I switching up yeah take that
I got a fucking finger out of my face, bitch.
Yeah, we'll prep some tea, Chad.
You're switching my tea to me, Chad.
Take one, get into another sims dimension.
Is the grandma here yet?
There's two grandmas.
Oh, my god, we got to see them.
Where is the grandma's?
I don't know, but I love grandmas.
They're so awesome and great.
My grandma's hella nice.
Can I meet your grandma?
One day, maybe.
You have to like really be like I don't know if you meet my girl and you have to be like someone really really really special
Really special yeah, okay
Yeah, oh my god is better. I could sleep here
We gotta make some food bro get up
Let's go. I'm waiting. I don't wait. Give me that. I'm lazy though. Let's go. Oh my god. All right get on my back
I'll carry you okay. You have to carry me up though. Come on
You have to get me up.
Damn, I at least do the first part.
Alright, knock it up.
You guys want to get in my back?
Yeah.
Alright, let's go.
You gotta get up.
Say hi, bro.
It's like, let's fucking...
Watch your head.
Yes.
Watch your head.
Okay.
Where are the grandmas?
Okay
Where the Grandmas?
Why are you like slipping off my okay?
No, hold your um, okay?
Why are you?
I'm just trying to make sure my underwear is not oh shit
Why you talking to me?
All right.
Oh.
Yep.
Hey, I'm on the floor.
Hola!
Oh!
Yes, I'm on the floor.
Who are you waiting on?
What do you mean?
Can you help me get everybody out of the trunk?
I got you.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to look at everybody.
Here.
Let's go get everybody.
Would you like a picture of me?
I got to sit my ass down.
I was going to sit my ass down.
I'm sorry.
Nah, I'm straight.
Why are you all sitting in the left?
Hey, ads, damn.
I'm sorry, chat, I'm sorry.
All through the sub.
Got it?
Pardon?
You got to put the battery?
All right, chat, we're going to learn how to cook some real food.
Some real Hispanic food.
Respect food!
We have to um...
How do you say very long time?
You also believe this?
I thought right, I believe this.
What are you cooking?
Uh, enchiladas.
Enchiladas?
Woo!
Well done.
Damn, there's no one here bro.
I told her we're cooking enchilada enchiladas
Me I'm a Kyle
Yeah, nice to meet you
Then that's me she bent it on
All right
No, no no English
All right, let's cook up. Wait, is this chicken? Chicken?
You ready to cook up, bro?
There's no enchiladas without a little bit of this super seasoning.
Well, you gotta put alcohol on the enchilada?
Yes, you have to.
Fuck, all right.
I thought I brought the wine too, but who wants to know about it?
So I do my enchilada, bro.
Wait for that.
How's your day going today?
Great to hear. Thank you for coming. He drives the Urus.
You gotta wash your hands, bro.
It's part of the, part of the process.
Yeah.
Should we just start if we wait?
Cheese, oh, I didn't mean to open it.
I got a strong ass thumb.
Just put it on my finger, bitch, I'm fucked up.
Nice
Okay, I'm gonna fuck with the stream yes or no I know where we're four hours in the Alex three more hours four more hours left
Yes
I want to go out tonight, bro. I want to have a great fucking night.
Now, the woman are about to get into it.
Where is Gira at, bro?
Hold on. Where are her mic?
She said she's going to get everyone.
Like, no one heard. She's a little, like, off.
So she'll just, like, stop and sit down and just take a bath.
I don't know. She's weird.
So we're going to be doing enchiladas.
I love enchiladas. Wait, where's the, uh...
I got everybody, I get all the people who get everybody too.
She would happen sometime. You ever, Mike?
Wait, I already heard your partner say one word.
He's the best in the business.
What?
Well, sorry. You're great too.
But like, not one word, bro.
He's locked in, bro.
It's a du-rag, I'm telling you.
Is that what it is?
Yeah, it's a lot.
Is it a sign that it's too red?
No.
Are those?
Ooh!
Eat one full.
Eat one full, what with me?
Come on, bro.
Don't be a pussy, man.
If I eat one, it's going to fuck up the sauce,
but they rush specific amount.
Oh, for real?
Oh, you're a true Mexican.
He eat a lot of this meat, and then he does it.
You're a little spicy.
Hell, yeah.
You're Indian, right?
Yeah, bro.
Chat, we've got more spice tolerance.
Indians are Mexicans.
I don't know.
Damn.
You gotta be Indians.
I just gave you the title for the vodka.
Ha ha ha.
Poochette.
They're all saying Mexicans.
Lucky Mexicans, bro.
For Indians, don't fuck around though.
Yeah.
Next time I'm gonna get some Indian food,
some spicy shit.
Next year we gotta be in India guys, next year.
I'm not welcome there.
We're not?
I'm not.
You're not, we're not.
What did you do because not a government knows whether you a C fighter and he started making jump
Everyone loves alcohol here
All right, what?
Come on, let's go, let's go, take us!
Teresa!
You ready?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's my hair, like, how come I'm missing it?
No, you're good.
It looks good.
I love that.
Come on, brother.
We just spit in the food.
It's not on the table.
He's getting food, just famous.
Wait, no, this is my family.
Oh, that's the accent.
What are we using?
What's your accent?
No, no, no!
Not with me!
Sorry.
Benji.
Papa.
Papa Benji.
Papa Luzza.
Benji.
Maralina.
Carolina.
Wait, which camera are we looking for?
That one.
This one right here, I'm taking it from there.
T, T.
And we,
Whiskey.
Tequila.
Let's get to work.
Woo!
Okay, we're gonna be learning how to cook.
Yeah, we're gonna cook.
Tequila, tequila, tequila.
Yeah.
Okay, you're ready to wash your hands.
No, we don't need to wash our hands, bro.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
OK, I did just use the restroom.
Fuck it.
Today, they'll be teaching us here in Mexico, Cameroon,
hot cook.
Muchas gracias.
These ladies take the floor.
Uno no, que salguines.
Chef, he doesn't speak Spanish.
Thank you.
You don't want to Spanish your culture.
Let me screw it.
Okay.
We're going to start by getting the chicken out of the plastic.
I'm going to clean the chicken.
Easy.
Come on.
No.
People have to be certain that, you know, there's not a lot of people that deserve it.
There's a lot of people.
Just wash it with me.
Okay.
Hey, hold on.
We don't think maybe Nia should wash his hands
before he touches the chicken or that's not the box.
Listen, bro, do you wanna build your immune system or not?
I actually fuck it, run man.
Come on, bro.
We're gonna watch it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, let's just unpack the chicken.
All right.
Don't touch the chicken right now.
Nia, let's go wash our hands.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Guys, they're so cute.
I guess I gotta wash you first time, too.
Fuckin' out, uh.
Bro, you wanna know what to ask for Christmas?
What?
For me to be able to wash my hands with you one day, bro.
Seriously?
And now we're here.
Now we're here.
It's crazy how God works.
It's really.
Wash your hands.
Wow.
You're not allowed to follow me!
I'm not allowed to take it, huh?
I'm not allowed to take it!
No, there's three, so we gotta...
You do one?
Okay, let's run it, let's run it.
Just gonna write my things in your shirt.
Oh, okay.
I see you over there, bro.
I see what you want right now.
Oh, he's telling me to shut up.
That's good for him.
You're so fun.
Good for him.
Like that?
Yep.
A little more on this right here.
Good job.
Maybe we can put him on here to change this.
That's good.
You don't want to wash me too much.
It's disgusting.
What is that?
Cilantro?
You had to wash that?
Yes.
What the fuck?
You like my drink?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
There's a chicken wing.
Not bad, bro.
You gotta fucking smack it like you like...
Okay, so she's going to teach how to cut it in teaming because she's talking about the insights.
I'm not going to lie, this is fucked up what we're doing with the animals.
Is it?
Yeah.
Okay, she's going to show us an example.
I'm going to give you a chicken butt.
Okay, so that's how we're going to do it.
Nia, pay attention, bro, this is going to be you right here.
It's so hard!
It looks like a hard chat.
It's like a plug.
Oh!
Oh, shit!
That's like chicken parkas.
Alright, I got it.
And so it's going like, let's find some shit.
Oh my god, that's a real grandma over there.
So I gotta do that next?
Yeah.
So you couldn't have it in the board.
You get it through the way.
Maybe you could do it on the swatch.
No, I think I like this one.
Johnny, can you do it?
Hold up.
To the cutting?
Do you like it?
I'm a hero, man.
I like it.
Wrong way?
No.
This way?
It's like steak.
Where was we on?
Yes, sir. Thank you. So, there's a bone.
Yeah, it looks like your mom's gonna stab you.
Mom, like that!
The fuck, bruh?
Excuse me, Abuelita, can you please help me?
Actually, no, she got it. She had grown.
The technique is that, look, she's gonna tell you to take me.
Oh, she got it. That's the technique.
She's not gonna get it.
Like that or some shit.
Some shit, yeah some shit.
Oh wow.
You really like that being hit that shit.
Lava?
Here.
Here's someone I don't even know.
Oh man.
You know the thing about the chilewakio?
Is it chilewakio?
Oh my god.
Bro.
I gotta be careful.
It's gonna look like I'm depressed.
Con fuerza sin miedo, mía del éxito.
All right, what's next?
I'm going to keep this t-shirt.
She got it, she got it.
Oh, watch out.
Yes, yes, yes.
Wow!
Oh, típus de miedo, mira.
Oh my God!
Holy shit!
Alright, she's cooking the lettuce.
She got the lettuce.
We got the chicken.
I got you.
Guys, I'm screaming at him.
I was screaming on Twitter.
I got you.
Let me know down below if you want me to stay on Twitter.
Do you want me to take it off?
No.
Should we take it off?
Can we take it off the fat?
Are you actually?
Yes!
Oh yeah, take it off, yep.
They're doing it perfect!
Thank you.
I just learned right now.
Here, press, press, press.
No, press, press, press.
You see what's happening?
You do the press.
Don't watch.
It doesn't hurt if you do it like hard.
Do it.
Please.
It's not breaking.
You gotta go hard.
You're almost there, you're almost there.
A little harder.
I can't.
That's too hard.
All right.
Ah!
Yes! Good job.
Excuse me, madam. Now what?
What are you?
Oh my God.
Is that blood?
You sure?
That's one of the chickens.
I hate that.
Can you not say cut the lettuce?
Huh?
Who's on here?
Can you let me hear your mic?
I don't know, I have chicken cut so much.
Oh my god.
You got to be careful. I'm right in front of you. Oh my God. My hands are fucking itchy.
Whatever you say
I'm just trying to be careful.
You're just trying to move things out of your way.
You gotta watch the thing.
I gotta watch the thing.
If I don't do it, you ain't gonna do it.
I don't do it.
I don't watch it.
Like, can you do it?
Thank you, bro.
For real, I can't.
You're doing it way too heavy.
But hear me out to other things on the table.
I've never seen someone wash their hands as long as you do it.
Ooh, that's what I was watching to see.
Oh, yeah.
Shall I sit in my front yard?
Here, here.
Hi.
What's your role, brother?
What's your role in this?
After cleaning the fucking chicken meat,
you clean the tray?
Okay.
Because it has chicken juice on it?
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
You can't cross-contaminate because if you do,
you can die because this is chicken juice.
Did you know if any chicken juice
you can fuck them by?
No shit.
You can't do that.
No, that's not it.
You both do that, brother.
Make a good meal for us.
What the fuck are you doing?
I just cut the chickens.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
My work here is done.
We sit down and wait for the food to be ready now.
Oh my...
Don't sit there.
No, no, no. It's like, it's like...
It's wet.
I got some shit on my ass. Is it there?
Yeah. Can I wipe?
Yes.
There.
Bro, what the...
Where do we sit?
Get a webby and then wipe.
All right, we're good.
You just chill down?
Yep.
Here we go.
Put this down, water.
Yes, this is water.
Excuse me, grandmother.
Do you need me to do anything?
Who wants to take a shot?
Wait, whoever says the amazing dance.
One, two, three, four.
I know what our job is.
Our job is to give them alcohol.
That's our job. That's our purpose.
No, put this in the bowl, all three of them.
Yes, Landon.
All right.
I'm on it.
Don't this side, alcohol.
Don't this side, I'm telling you.
No.
Don't this side, I'm telling you.
So, excuse me, I put all of them?
I almost put my hand back in there.
Where's the lighter?
The lighter?
Yeah.
All right.
Put it in the pressure.
Do you guys think we're lucky enough?
Where's my key?
Just take one out.
Come on, super fast.
Oh, we got it.
That's impossible.
Okay.
Do you guys think we're lucky enough?
Hey, why?
Get this job!
Yeah!
Get that thing out of my hand!
Me!
Ben, why are you putting coconut in?
I'm the...
Thanks a lot.
Oh my thanks.
Uh, tracers?
You hear me?
Yeah, we do.
I'm telling that to you.
You want to come to the store with me and bring tracers?
Yeah.
You want me to try to sit here?
I'm going to get a red ball.
I'm a guy.
How do you show us?
I'm going to show you.
Okay, let's have a drink.
Huh?
Where you going?
Here, I'm going to go to the store.
You want to come with us or not?
You want to come?
To get what?
To get tracers.
I like drinks for you for winter.
And tracers already.
I'm sorry.
But where is that refrigerator?
They all told me to go.
If I go, then I don't have to fucking pay for it, bro.
If I go, then I don't have to pay for it.
Y'all gotta understand, bro, it's methods to shibasu.
It's going wrong, bro.
They're looking at me.
Sit back and think what's happening, bro.
You think I want to pay for these fucking chasers, bro?
These alcoholics, these druggies?
I'll go if I don't got to pay for shit.
I'm gonna let it be going right now.
I'll go and not pay.
Do we go yes or no?
What?
Perfect.
I just saved this, bro.
Oh my god, I haven't seen this part.
Oh, we can't go there.
That's this cat.
There we go.
Oh.
It's just blocked off.
Benji.
Wait, who farted?
Benji.
You.
I heard that.
I heard you got a smelly fart.
Huh?
What about you?
Do you have a smelly fart?
Fuck yeah.
I don't think my fart is smelly.
What is this?
It's a numic.
Numic.
Alcoholic.
I know you don't drink.
Is there any type of other drinks in there?
There's another type of new mix.
Oh wait, can I use that as a chaser?
Please?
One more time?
Can you please let me use that as a chaser?
Go ahead.
Thank you.
This is Dr. Pepper.
Can you hold this, please?
But I think these are people's stuff.
You're people that should take a mind off.
Okay.
That's a fire-ass brand new bottle.
You're welcome.
Thank you so much.
That's not bad.
I forgot, I forgot.
I forgot to teach her a little bit of...
Wait, where's the bottle?
Right?
When she says please it sounds so wrong coming out of her mouth.
in her mouth.
That's it?
I don't know you're like that.
I'm gonna go get the bottle.
Wait, I'm gonna go get the bottle.
I'm gonna get it so that everything I'm pointing at.
Wait.
So, that's all those segments you have, what you're thinking?
Yeah, I'm thinking a lot of people do this.
I feel like when I talk, I'm gonna talk over you.
I'm gonna go get the bottle really quick.
No, sit here.
Okay.
So I think we're supposed to be cooking.
Yeah, we are, but we're just being the loners
that are outside, you know.
Yeah, why?
I think it's because we're not used to cooking.
Honestly, I know how to cook, but.
Is it because I'm not Mexican?
No, no, no, I don't even think it's that,
I just think that it's just
cause you're not used to being in the kitchen and stuff.
You're more like work, work, work, work,
work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work,
fly, stream.
Money, touch it up. Money.
Yeah, for that.
Yeah.
Well, I'm gonna go with each.
I'd rather be like in the kitchen, you know, just cooking, cleaning.
I'd rather do that.
Oh, you do that?
I'd rather do it, but I work, so...
You're locked in.
Yeah.
I feel you.
Well...
Let's go to the beach.
Uh-huh.
Let's go to the beach.
You said you wanted to go.
Yeah, I was gonna go.
Let's go.
Oh, you're gonna come?
Yeah.
All right, let's go.
If I could go?
Yeah, let's go.
Okay.
I'll just go back.
We're leaving.
Okay.
Come with me so I can take a shot and then we'll go.
Yes or no?
be like that.
Alright let's go.
They won't, they won't need our help.
There's many helpers.
Alright, just come back.
Nope.
I'm taking them out.
I thought I was giving you.
Man, I can't.
No, I can't.
No, it's probably, it's probably.
Oh, okay.
I'll come back later.
Yeah.
Just leave it on, because she'll come back in a second.
Chad, do y'all fuck with the arrow?
Yes or no?
She thought I was trying to take her hand.
She's so tiny and cute.
Someone's at a run.
Yeah?
Whoa, she took my fucking monster out here.
I can put it in the store and buy you one.
I got your Red Bull Bollywood, and it's still very crystal clear.
No, they stole my room too.
Oh, that looks like a camera man.
I told him, I told him.
guilty.
Hey, we thought you were staying somewhere else, bro.
Hold on.
No, I told him because you were going to stay the first night,
I was at the sleep room.
And you never came back, so that was terrifying.
And you take the room every day, so it's clean.
It's okay.
You deserve it.
I miss it'll be clean whenever you feel it.
I'm not sleeping there.
Wait, why are you here?
You weren't supposed to stay in the Airbnb with them.
It's supposed to be a sleepover room.
All right, so it's time to sleep over.
Yeah.
But we all gotta sleep in the living room.
Ooh.
Oh, this is the room.
And I got sleeping bags.
Yeah.
I'm serious.
We left the room.
Tonight.
We're fucking down.
We left the room.
OK, but we all gotta sleep in the living room.
Yeah, I mean, I can sleep in the living room.
And then all the cameraman gets to sleep nice.
Yes.
I slept out here.
Huh?
Right here.
They had no room.
Who do you work for?
I'm not just gonna work.
Yeah.
Me and Brian.
Oh, you're set outside?
Yeah.
Yeah, we...
We...
Brother, I'll get you a hotel room.
What the fuck?
Don't sleep outside.
It's a chill-ass vibe, honestly.
It was hard.
No, do you sleep outside?
No, I didn't sleep outside,
but I had the fucking doors fully open.
So real quick, hold on.
If I get sleeping bags...
I do want to sleep outside.
And y'all are all down.
I'm down.
We'll just keep the shit going.
I triple quadruple.
Kid triple...
Everybody wait!
Yes!
You saw gold bro, all right. I'm gonna get them
I'm gonna see the bags and we're all doing a fucking sleepover in the living room. Okay
I'm getting right now like 24 hours of shit
Maybe not 24 hours. No, are we gonna sleep on the stream?
You do
When he was little, he would go outside and he would eat the weenies.
Huh?
Wait, what?
The hot dog weenies.
No, let's make it like a whole, okay, hold on.
Give me a list, hold on, wait.
Okay, matching pajamas?
How are we going to get that next go?
Door that, swarm our upgrades.
We should all go though, probably.
Let me make a list though, hold on, wait.
I think we should all go.
Pajamas?
cookies face masks what's the under eye thing though I'm little I like those
is that weird okay what else how are we all gonna sleep sleeping bags sleeping
Wow. What else?
Snacks?
No, we need more.
Snacks?
Huh?
Snacks?
Yep, snacks, okay.
What else?
Chat, help us.
What do we need?
Wait, what if we do like a card game?
Oh, like out here?
Yeah.
Games like card games card games
Yeah
They got one more here, would y'all play twister
Two fucking twister
Baby, yeah, come on, bro
Keep cooking up
No, it's a Mexican game like a card. Okay. All right. I just got low Tariah
I'm not a pub ready. Yeah, okay low Tariah. How do you spell it?
Okay
Weegee board no bro has demonic
I'm chillin
That's it
Where do we go to get all this?
All right, so fuck the cooking let's go get that Walmart 17 away open 24 hours. That's cat
Should I get someone to get her do y'all want to go I think we should look you go. What's up, brother?
A grocery store right here.
Yeah, I can go with you.
Can we get like...
Can they have done stuff?
Can they have like card games and shit?
Yeah.
Everything.
Alright, let's go.
But we want sleeping bags.
Oh.
Yeah, they don't have that there.
Right?
Yeah, sleeping bags right now.
Fuck.
It's more like a...
But it's more like a home put, you know?
Yeah, like a grocery store.
Okay.
Let's just get what we can and then we'll figure out the rest later.
But I feel like we should just go to Walmart.
Can we light fireworks?
There's a Costco, no, I saw it in Mexico?
Yeah.
Chad, did y'all hear about Costco?
Yeah, because it's kind of hard.
Because it's like 20 minutes.
That's fine.
15 minutes, 20 minutes.
But we'll find everything there, though.
Yeah.
Should we just go there to be safe?
Costco to be more warm-up with how to repeat.
Carry-O-Key.
Carry-O-Key?
Okay.
Hmm, you're with that one.
I mean Costco's already closed.
Yeah, people are closed.
Okay, is that marquee open, for sure?
Uh, a little, sir.
I was not on the files you fucking weirdos fuck brah and they how far is it
like oh yeah we gotta go now then I'm going who's coming crickets shit
I mean, yeah, but they can't kick us out if we're already in there
What I can I can get me to take us um is there a Walmart that's open
Just go Walmart yo
We're not my dad, bro. Yeah, yo come on
One mark on this hand
What would you find oh?
My god, I gotta wait stand it
Oh my god, it's actually like a hole
Oh my god.
Where the fuck does that take you?
You go first, I'll follow you.
This is a fucking joke.
What the...
Are you in trouble?
What is that?
Is that a sink?
No it's part of the pool.
Let go, let go, let go, let go, let go.
You are so tiny.
Are you okay?
I'm tired.
Excuse me.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Come on, come on, come on, this way.
No, wait, we need to get the...
Oh yeah, I'm not gonna get my pants.
All right, come back after.
I'm back.
Okay, are we doing it?
Holy shit, let's go.
But I'm gonna be honest.
One more clothes is not too amazing.
Be honest.
They can't kick us out, right?
I
Got this okay
All like they do the lazy shit. I love the car already so
No, it's bullshit bro, I was driving around at 4 a.m.
Going to 24 hour McDonald's went to four of them. They were all they were in McDonald's
They were like random fucking buildings. What? Yeah, they scam on Google Maps here. They don't update it
It's probably from years ago.
Exactly, bro.
So you can't listen to Google Maps.
We're good, though.
We gotta go like now, though.
There are some Google Maps.
Okay, let's go now!
You ready, brother?
Fuck yeah.
So ready.
Let's go.
Alright.
Why is it not working?
Water guns?
I wanna go on the beach.
I'm gonna do a lot of shit before I leave here.
Alright.
Okay, let's go.
Yeah, how do we get out?
That way?
Do you want to get this?
Let's go get the brakes first.
Okay, let's go.
Alright.
It's like insensitive
Do you vape a lot?
I'm gonna look at it so that I'll vape in the chat over it
I didn't see it
I want to like start vaping just to show people that I'm not gonna get addicted
Like you're trying to prove something
Exactly
I don't think you will get addicted
But I don't think you should hit it
Can I hit you vape?
No I don't have that I don't know where it's at
Where's your vape? No
You have a vape brother?
No wait don't do that
No I want to prove to you that you can get over the addiction
That's me being a better person.
All right, we, I'm the actor.
We got, okay, yeah, we got a rush.
We're good, bro, trust me, right?
Wait, where are you going?
We're going to get shit for the, the, the, the, the thing.
Benji, there's one in the tree.
You don't have pants though.
Mm-hmm.
You said you were looking for your pants?
No, I said I'm looking for my pants.
No, we're not.
Oh my God.
We don't have to go to the building.
All right, well, we got-
Loki, I'm gonna change.
Oh, I don't know the blanket.
You're gonna change?
Yeah.
Okay, so do you want to, should we just go with that?
Let's just stay.
Alright, let's go.
I want you to stay!
Why do you have to stay?
Oh!
Yep.
Nice.
That was good.
Alright, we got to rush.
Like, rush, rush.
Oh, he's still going back.
I fuck with you, bro.
Alright.
We have, uh, Mia's in the car.
I think, how do you get out of that way?
Yeah.
Oh, he's...
Benji, I'm good, I'm not talking to you guys.
We can go down to here.
What?
Somebody asked me where I left my jacket.
We're trying to get the light to go out.
We're in a big rush?
You're jacked.
Well, I'll be fine when I get back.
Okay, I'm gonna come with you guys then.
Yeah, come on.
We're trying to get the light to go out.
All right.
Oh, it's open.
So, if I get cold, can I use your jacket?
Yeah, I got you.
Okay.
All right.
Where's Mia?
Wait, hold on.
We need the guy to tell us where to go.
Hey!
Fuck, forgot his name.
You're the Santi guy?
Santi!
The Santi guy?
Wait!
Santi!
I think he's inside.
Fuck, alright, let's go.
This is bad.
My time management is fucked.
We need all the shit.
So there's one place that's open, every other place is closed.
Okay, this way.
I mean my jacket.
In the kitchen, in the kitchen.
Where's my jacket?
She left her jacket in the room, the red one, though.
I'm down to sit in the trunk.
I'm going to the trunk.
Where the fuck did I be there?
Oh my god.
Where is she?
In the other there?
All right.
I'm cold, and I'm dressed with no clothes.
Wendy, better use it a little faster.
Just a little.
Sorry.
You laid it down, the jacket's in the kitchen.
I'm going to the trunk.
Where you laid?
In Mexico.
In the room?
What room?
Oh my God.
It's not on the couch bed, I went to the pickup.
All right, y'all just fit in, I'm gonna go in the trunk.
You come in the trunk with me.
Okay.
Let's go.
Excuse me, quick, you gotta move these up.
Move these up a little bit, yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, you're already in there. You're smaller.
Yeah, then we need to open these seats.
Oh, so can you help me take this suitcase real quick?
Did we lose a bus?
We definitely did.
I'm a grown man. I got this.
Wait, it's open kind of-ish.
Can you open those seats for them?
How the f**k do we open these seats?
Alright.
What the hell?
How do you try to pick it up yourself?
Yeah, oh there it goes.
Perfect.
Alright.
Just leave it right out here.
It's fine.
Alright.
It's fine.
Just leave it.
Just leave it in the trunk.
Alright.
All right, it's gonna be a little tight how are you gonna fit your huge bro?
Yeah, we're gonna we'll figure it out I've never been in a trunk before
Have you?
Is there a button on the side or something?
There's supposed to be like a button on the side, don't you?
Hello?
No.
Oh.
Wait.
How do we...
There's supposed to be a button on the side or something, bro.
That's all I know.
What if I get to the, oh my god, this is TOS.
Huh?
Oh my god, this place is about to close and this is TOS.
Huh?
We can't sit in the truck, it's TOS.
How is that TOS?
What is TOS?
Terms of service.
Okay, how about you?
You two go, and then we'll see you.
No, no, we're all going.
I don't give a fuck if I get banned.
Let's go.
What?
Can someone close this?
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Oh, it's not TOS, we're good.
All right, fuck it.
Twitch, if you ban me, I'm going to kick.
All right.
I don't think it's TOS.
Wait and watch your fingers.
Stop, don't stress me out.
Oh.
See?
All right, Mia, you know where to go?
No, just the, the, the.
Yeah, fuck.
Can I go see my mother?
All right, I need some money.
Just have my life.
All right.
Who's phone number?
The challenger.
Yeah, who is that?
I don't know.
Hello?
Yes.
No?
I don't think anyone knows about it other than us, but I'm right in the kitchen. I bet
Oh, I got the Avery seat right now
Okay, but by the way, they try this is legal in Mexico City trunk
Wendy vouch please. Yeah, fully legal
Yes, I'll take that not in racist
Me do you know where to go
Yeah, just like a market
Can you tell something to send the address for this market
ASAP ASAP please we're like thank you. Thank you
It's security higher security check
Who is Benji oh shout to Benji
Boy!
I didn't know it was that, Benji. Now I get what you're talking about.
It is... wait, just turn the AC off.
Can you... you know, it's...
Can't let me help you here.
you
You
Wait!
Take the time.
Bro!
Yeah, you're insane.
Can you stop? I'm not looking for your phone!
Don't stop me screaming, bro!
Stop! That's right!
I'm trying to see!
Yeah, hold up.
Oh, I know.
Oh, stop!
You got it?
Yes, I know.
Queen
I
The only link that I get for that is the answer.
So it's a little to me.
That's the only link.
The link.
No, I don't know what the link is.
The link.
Just leave it on.
In that case, I'm going to keep the link on.
And just follow me, rock bye.
The link.
That's the link.
All right, let's go!
You wanna dance?
Come on!
We're on the stage now.
Let's go!
The dance.
Music.
I'm not too good.
We're going to...
Some of you guys know that.
We're going to show you some of the music.
More of the music.
You see that?
You see all the music.
you
Oh I like Kanye
You know he's a Mexican right now?
Yeah I saw him like
You know who else is in Mexico?
Sophie Rain
Yeah the Bob Corp
All of them
I think you should do it with the computer
What?
The fuck? Do you have some shit against fucking Sophie Rain or some shit?
No
I just said Kanye and then you said Sophie Rain
You serious? There's levels to this shit
Okay, and you think Sophie Wayne is not like no Connie's a fucking legend
You're a fucking hater
Fuck my haters shout out to show me rain. Why do you like her because she's cool and she's pretty the fuck
Fucking hater, what did you call me? I said you're a hater. I said fucking hater
All right, I'm not gonna call you a bitch because the racist beware
What do you mean by no sense?
What are you talking about? A beater?
Hey! Don't say that!
I'm Mexican, I can say that.
Damn, this shit acted.
And...
Oh my god!
I hotdogged!
Yes, we need to go there after.
Are you cold?
I'm a little baby.
Once we go in, you'll be hot.
Where's Benji?
Where did they go?
They're getting off
You already got somebody okay
We might let's see
Is this the one where the grocery store is this Walmart?
Okay, well
I'm not gonna lie you are the most interesting girl that I've ever met. I put that on God
Why?
It's close no filming
Thank you
Oh, that's all other clothes
No way
There's a lot of teams.
They're stuck in the middle of nowhere.
Let's go back in the car then.
Walmart is closed.
There's gotta be...
The only thing opens like 7-11.
That shit is not gonna have none of that.
Let's go back in the car.
Hold on, there's gotta be a Mexican here to help us.
A Mexican?
It's crazy.
I didn't mean like that.
hold on
he could ask something
that doesn't sound bad if we say that
never mind
nothing
I'm thinking of something too
yeah, let's not say that
what are you singing?
nothing
she'll do it, she's gonna speak
okay good
We also look at the Benadryl.
Camas inflable in the portador.
La Juana si esta directa?
Quisernes de mi no se.
Ah, quisernes de mi no se.
Quisernes cuadras.
Ok, he said like this, cuadras.
Que esta vendiendo?
Ah?
Pan?
Que tipo de pan vende?
In terceo.
In terceo?
He's going to go to bed.
What do you say?
He's a taxi and he's so fat.
Like bread.
Don't be mean. Give him a dip.
Do you have cash?
You have cash?
No sir.
Do you have my cash?
Yeah, I do.
What do you do?
I'm a taxi driver.
What do you do?
But what kind of transference do you have?
Do you have cash?
Can you give me some...
like $50 US with the cash?
Wait, I'll ask him if he has my bag.
Wait, is my bag in here the white one?
Or not?
It's in my house.
I left it in my house.
This is like... how much is it?
Give him like a hundred, that's all.
Thank you.
What is that?
I don't want anything, no I'm okay, thank you. Have a good day brother.
We gotta go, let's go.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, all right, let's do it.
You have to try your bread.
You have to try it.
This is concha.
Oh, I want the concha.
It's very good.
OK, thank you very much.
Have a good day.
Can we offer a little piece?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's try it with him.
Let's try it with you.
Oh, sure.
That's good, huh?
It looks delicious.
This is bread.
Do you make it at home?
I make it at home.
Do you make it at home?
I make it at home.
I have a family.
Oh, I love bread.
I should probably have some more.
Let's see, I'll try it first.
Let's see, it looks delicious.
It's very good.
It's dry honey.
It's very good.
It's very delicious.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I'm sure we'll get this to somebody.
There's a homeless here.
We gotta go back in the trunk.
Back in the trunk.
In the trunk?
I thought you said we're getting hot dogs.
No, we gotta go to the next market.
Hot dogs after.
Yeah, here, you want it?
Never thought I'd be sitting in a chunk.
It's all the hard work I've done.
Wait, whose water is it, though?
Yours now.
No further.
Shout out to that man over there, man.
Whose water is this?
I think it was mine, just take it.
Okay.
Alright, so we said there's another one five blocks down?
What?
You liked it?
Come on, Leon, what the fuck did I do?
Okay, so I think you said Walmart is open if Walmart is open then we're good
So we need to get Ben and Joe for
What flavor is that bread is that we bread yeah, it's like kind of an English
Where'd you taste vanilla?
There's like different...
Gonchals? It's a type of bread.
There's the pink one, there's the chocolate one, and there's the white one.
You like French toast?
Yeah.
I like waffles though, out of pancakes, French toast, and like waffles.
Seriously?
I love pancakes.
I love waffles.
Ben, you go question. Are your curls natural?
I have curls.
I still have curls.
do bro I'm looking at right out of them what's the who's the older brother
Uh, I mean...
Oh, shit.
Yeah, brother, this is 19.
How old are you?
22.
21?
22.
You're the same age, right?
I'm 21.
21.
How old are you?
I'm 22.
We're all youngins.
I don't think we're not like in the mean way, but I thought you were like older,
just because you were mature.
Seriously?
I thought you were probably like 24.
Maybe the beard.
No, no, no, not because you looked younger.
You don't look old, you just looked like more mature.
Is that good?
Yeah.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah.
You look younger.
Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.
Thank you.
I would have said, like, playing father.
Thank you.
But it's a problem, Eric.
Thank you.
But, like, if you told me you're 21, I would have obviously been 21.
I could not unbelievable.
God.
Oh, shoot it.
Oh, my God.
No, no, no, no. I appreciate the compliment.
I'm on your life one more is open. We are chilling let's fucking go dubbies in the chat. All right
We might have to like split assignments so that we can get everything
But
Okay
You ready?
Christian, just fix it again.
Play Homecoming by Connie, that's her favorite song. How do y'all know that? Is that true?
Why? I always put it that way.
Is it not scary how much people know about us?
I kinda like it.
I like it too, chat.
How the fuck do y'all know that?
All righty, you good? Yeah
Oh
Yeah, I did not only had a Walmart out here
Yes smart Benji can get one more cart
You want me to drive it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, can I sit inside then?
I don't want to get in trouble. Okay.
Once you get inside, watch your feet, watch your feet, watch your feet, watch your feet, watch your feet, watch your feet.
Uh, maybe come down first, I guess. Yeah, put the can down.
Hola. Hola. Oh, there you are.
You have to be nice. Like, you have to be overly nice so that they won't be like, okay.
Hop in.
Yeah, it's like you're not gonna fit in there.
Maybe move away, maybe move away, here and I it.
Oh, oh my God, he's looking at us.
Is that Chinese?
Okay.
Ah!
Okay, okay.
Are you good?
But thank you.
Just lean back.
You're good.
Okay, wait, hold on, Wendy, what do you, what should we get?
We should just all go together for anything.
I think we should just all go together for anything.
We could go separate, but just give whatever you can give.
Valentine's Day stuff, how cute.
Oh, Valentine's Day stuff.
Fuck Valentine's Day.
Yeah.
You can just call me.
I want a horchata.
Why do you call it horchata?
That's what it's called, bro.
Like for horse?
You didn't even have a quinceanera.
I don't take you serious.
You're rude.
Fuck you.
Maybe I didn't have a quinceanera
because my family couldn't afford it.
You just said that you had two options, a car or a keys and a arrow.
You fucking weirdo.
What if my family came to 40 and you were in the car?
They could, they obviously could.
You don't know that, what if I was lying?
That wasn't a good thing.
What if I was lying because I was embarrassed that I didn't have money?
Oh my God.
Take yourself home.
That's fine.
Damn bro, I'm not a...
Okay.
This is really 24 hours? That is insane.
You want some coke?
Huh?
Hell no.
Coca-cola?
No, I don't even like coke, honestly.
Me neither. I hate carbonated drinks.
Yeah, me too.
I only like spray.
Are you shopping for clothes?
Oh.
We're doing the job.
I'm shipping.
Curiosa uno seria...
Can guys wear this?
What about me, though?
I'm staying in the car.
Hold on, what's that?
I'll bring you here, all right.
All right, let me see.
Oh, is he the guy from the full set?
Like, are you not going to put me in here?
Like, what the fuck is going on?
Just, uh...
Cookies?
Smores?
Is there a fireplace there?
I don't think so, but...
Okay, cookies, smores, and snacks.
I'll be back.
I'll get back.
We can locally make our own fire pit.
Ah!
Oh!
Are you okay?
Did you just fucking almost let me over?
Obviously not.
I think I want to get sued by a girl named Yara.
My fucking lawyer is, um, what is his name?
You don't have a lo-
James won't, James.
Oh, you do have a lawyer because you- never.
What?
Nothing.
Don't be fed.
I'm not going to be a fed, obviously.
You have a clean record, you're an amazing person, you've never done anything wrong.
I got you.
All right, we need snacks, s'mores, and cookies.
Let's get a blanket, too.
And a blanket.
Ooh.
Number one blanket, let's go look for the blanket first.
Hold on.
How the hell are you going to tell me that?
And we're already in the frozen food section.
OK, then let's go get the food.
Thank you.
All right, we need some chasers for the alcoholics.
We literally passed them.
They're right there.
Bro, we need a representative who
could help us do this, like a selfie stick.
How you guys doing?
Chillin', bro.
Yonda.
Nice to meet you guys.
Yes, sir.
All right.
No, when people say, how do you be like,
get on that bar?
Get on that bar?
Is this not right coming off my tongue?
Get on that bar.
Not like that.
That's how you just said it.
Wait, no, it's not.
Can you ask?
Okay, here I am.
This guy works here.
No, he doesn't.
I don't think I should be driving like this.
What?
Not like a bitch.
Why would you look like a bitch?
All right, ooh, I haven't had gushers in so long.
You want some pop tart?
No, you don't even eat that.
You want me to throw that at you, too?
I threw it in there.
Yeah, but you almost threw it at me.
I have a good aim.
I apologize.
I'm sorry.
Watch this.
I'll check on my amens.
Hello.
Watch your head.
Just do it like this.
Watch this, Chad!
I'm scared!
Alright, it didn't work.
Let's put it back.
What else are you looking for?
Let's just look it through every aisle.
Sounds like a plan.
It's 24 hours anyways.
I'm coming back here off stream.
I need to go on a fucking shopping spree.
at Walmart in Mexico.
They got good prices.
Ooh, do you like cereal, no?
Yeah.
What's your favorite cereal?
Succaritas.
Frosted flakes.
What's your favorite cereal?
No way you're that tight.
I like Frosted Flakes.
Let me put you on.
Don't tell you no fucking 40 Pebbles
in real bullshit like that.
What am I, gay, bro?
Are you serious?
Exactly, don't.
Cinnamon toast crunch.
Oh, I fucked with that.
My neck?
It hurts my leg, I have...
Can I grab one?
Yes, you can.
Where are you?
The entrance or the exit?
Oh, ok.
I know because there is a...
What are you doing?
I have to get off the car, but I told him that my leg is like broken, so that's why I can't get out.
Ok, he's there right now, I'm going to leave.
Ok, I'm going to leave.
They told me that you can't go down here.
It's not live or anything, it's just...
Camera.
They told me to go down.
Thank you very much.
Thank you so much. What do you say?
I told him that my leg is broken and that he said that we can't film in here.
But I said that this is not live. I said that it's just a camera live.
Okay, but what about you? Are you gonna stay in here?
No, but like, I'm gonna stay here.
Hola.
How you doing?
I am.
Alright, we need to get out of here quick.
Okay, let me get out then.
Yeah, get out.
Please.
Can you help me?
Yeah.
Just get up.
Come here. Get up.
Oh, shit.
Drop three, two, four.
Oh, my God. My back.
My back. My back.
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
Come on, drop you. I don't want to...
Go full!
Woo!
All right.
You know-
Ah!
You okay?
All right, you're good.
All right, let's wait up.
Oh, my back!
That was fun!
Let's go.
I'll take the cart.
Okay, thank you.
All right, we need s'mores, me and cookies,
me and all the shit.
Come on, luck in.
Okay, yeah, look, I'll be okay.
Put your mind in the game.
This is serious shit.
Okay, I'm lucked in.
Serious fucking shit.
Come on.
Oh, look, this is like for everybody,
like the little cereals.
Have you ever ate these in school?
I'll be like, how do you think?
Have you ever ate this in school?
Like, when you were little?
In school they used to give you the earplugs.
What are you talking about?
For real?
No, no, no, I'm not talking about that.
What are you talking about?
Did you fart?
No.
Did you shirt?
No.
Why?
Okay.
Is there anything I did?
Yeah, it's okay.
Oh, no, I didn't.
Embrace it.
No, I didn't though.
Like, if I would have farted, I would have told you, yeah, I farted.
Excuse me.
Okay.
Like what the fuck?
You think I'm gonna be fucking embarrassed
to fart in front of you?
Fuck outta here.
All right, where are these?
We should make like healthy smoothies.
Man, what the hell are you talking about?
There's frozen.
They'll be far.
I think there might be, um.
Hold on, do you need to fart again?
The chocolate and oh no, huh?
I said do you need to fart again?
I didn't fart.
Are you trying to blame it on me?
Maybe you farted.
Wallahi on my mother's life.
I'm gonna strike a dead right now.
Wallahi, me too, I'm gonna fucking fart.
You don't know Wallahi, mom.
Okay, beautiful.
What does Wallahi mean?
I swear to God.
Wow.
Good job.
All right, let's go.
Ice cream?
Who doesn't love ice cream?
I don't really want ice cream, man.
All right, listen,
I need you to provide some type of value here.
Like, if you would look like-
Me fucking being here is the fucking value.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm talking about, like, help me find sections, like, you're a woman.
Okay, exactly, so just shut the fuck up and listen.
So, where's the ice cream? Where's the ice cream?
It was back here.
I'm here, right here, here, here, here, I'm here, and here, and here, and here, and here.
Thank you. That's all you had to do.
Okay, then maybe you should shut the fuck up and listen, and maybe we'll be where we have to be.
So, did you tell me before there was ice cream here?
No, you didn't ask.
Exactly.
Retard.
You don't make sense.
Flaming hot ice cream?
Yeah, I'm out of mine.
Put it in the cart, please.
You got the Benadryl?
Perfect, thank you so much.
Chad, we got the Benadryl?
All good, all good.
Oh, look, the chasers!
Get some chasers for y'all.
Benadryl's good.
What?
Get the what?
The chasers for y'all.
Okay.
What do you think I said?
And then what?
And then we get more shit? Hold on.
Oh, this is the thing you said was the best orange juice.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right. But we need, hold on.
You see how he complains about me?
Is Wendy doing good? Let me check her stream.
Is she like actually, like, is she making progress?
He's saying, please, he did the math.
Jess, Wendy making progress?
Or are we all just like...
Bro, she's, stop saying she farting, bro.
Okay, I think she's making fun of her.
Who's bill's that going under?
Lines, if you can't pay for it, then I'll pay for it.
So far.
Bro, chat.
Find you a girl who farts in public.
What's up, brother?
How you doing?
How are you?
Doing well, man.
Nice to meet you.
God bless, bro.
I've totally forgot what we're supposed to look for.
S'mores.
Okay.
We need the marshmallows and the graham crackers.
No, but I can't have marshmallows because they're haram.
So how do you eat s'mores?
You gotta eat the non-jealous ones but they're not gonna happen here.
How do you know?
Let's go see.
Let's go ask.
Of course, man.
Let's do it.
Look quick.
Nice to have you.
Thanks a lot, bro.
I look rough right now.
Thank you.
Let's go look for a worker and then ask them. Oh my god. I've been dying to try McDonald's here. Oh, fuck this
Let's go eat McDonald's. Okay. Oh my god
Or should we finish this first? Yeah, I think we should finish this then go to the McDonald's
Wait, let's go this way though
So what are we looking for exactly?
Chasers we have. Why are you all saying?
The only thing we got is that so we need like more things because what if people don't like that?
Maybe like a roll this is so hard. How do door-dash drivers do this? Oh
My god, this is my favorite fucking drink in Mexico. They don't have this in the US. Oh
No, this is you got it. Come on one more the wrong one a little higher. Yep tippy toes. There it is
Good job. Wait. No, this is the wrong word. I'll get it. Which one is yours?
Uh, the regular one.
Zaby Lothair.
Zeeby Lothair.
I said these are the only ones though.
Hey!
Hello!
Alright, let me see your progress.
Okay.
Wait, do they not have mines?
Do you see, like, hella pretty boys?
Oh, you got them!
Oh my god, yeah.
Okay, wait, these are hella big.
Oh, they don't have it.
Okay, alright.
Uh, what size are you?
Medium.
These are pretty.
Oh, perfect. Okay.
Uh, I got, um...
What size did I get?
I got Benadryl.
I got Benadryl for his wife.
Oh, perfect.
Gushers ice cream. Oh chocolate. Yeah, but we should probably get one more right chocolate. Yeah, okay. We'll get chocolate and then chasers
We're still working. We got a work. Okay
Okay, but lock in your
Makeups, though face-nashed it. Okay. I'll meet you on a sec
How are you so skinny and you eat like you drink and eat so unhealthy
You have great metabolism.
I don't know.
That's a flex.
Like actually.
Thanks.
Let's go over here.
Follow me.
We need, um, the cookies, just speaking for us.
We need, um...
Maybe it's, we're not the...
Never mind.
We're not...
They're not mad at us.
We're good.
Okay.
okay we need to go like over there maybe to get the cookies we need like a
worker is what we need to tell us we understand like all these people they
all find shit themselves like yeah they know what they know what's up they know
where everything they look like look you see those things are there I can't
read it oh my god oh it English well you have glasses yo don't call me boy
Okay boy.
I'm a little girl.
What?
I'm a little girl?
Yeah.
I'm a little girl.
Yes.
I'm a fucking grown-ass woman.
The fuck.
Alright.
Cookies.
Should we just get the pre-made cookies and call it a day?
Come on, boys.
Uh, are they those?
Come on.
So the the frozen cookies are gonna be in the the the refrigerators
They don't have them here. What the fuck?
It's over there something. Oh, you have some waffles. No, not the egg waffles. I fucking hate those
Oh, sorry. I know your bougie my bad. Huh? I don't know your bougie. No, I'm saying I just don't like them
Okay, yeah, no, it's cuz one time I ate them and then it had a mold on it
And now it was brand new though. It was brand new. Yeah, I was like what the fuck and then I ever since I never
eight egos can someone in the chat please stream side bus and come help us
quick question guys so sorry do you know what like you guys shop here a lot do
you know where the the frozen cookies are like make them in the oven
How is the cinnamon roll?
Ah, ok.
This one, this one, everything is here.
Ok.
They didn't close it here?
No, we haven't looked closely.
Try not to have it in the reading.
Are you all good?
Oh, the s'mores?
We want that one.
Are you all good?
Not bad. Try not to have it in the reading.
You all understand?
The cookies, the...
The cookies, right?
Yes.
All of this should be cookies.
Ice cream, ice cream.
And the soap, if it's blanks, for your part...
My bad, I haven't been reading with you, I'll tap in.
Okay, thank you very much.
Good morning.
Hey, good morning.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
They said right here.
For the sweet stuff.
The sweet shit.
Just keep your eyes on the lookout.
Let me look at it.
Wendy, did you want chocolate ice cream?
Perfect.
Okay.
You got one more thing.
Maybe you should get the big ones.
They'll be alright.
But I'm on the budget.
What is that?
I don't know.
They're like minis.
Minis.
So I'm gonna keep it for myself, my B&B.
No, that's rude.
It's gonna be like melted, but...
Yeah, I know. Alright.
Dude, where are you?
He lied!
I don't think they're cooking you.
Wait, vent up here, vent up here, vent up here.
I don't know what that means.
Be careful.
Yes, good shit!
Finally did something!
Four! Good job!
Alright, two of these?
Two of these?
Yeah, I think two is fine.
Cool now s'mores and we're done. Yeah, but we also need to buy a tray just in case there's not no
There's definitely come on. You think that air being being costed what was it 20k for five bands that air being be a hundred percent has those
Watch your feet be careful
Do you like yogurt not really really I
Like not these ones were like my favorite type of yogurt is a peach yogurt
that shit's good. I've never tried that. S'mores. I think we skip the s'mores a little bit. No, no, no. I think it's over here.
He was singing at once. Ooh, what would I get? Drunk.
Oh shit. You ever, like, drink by yourself? Yeah. Seriously? Yeah. Is that not, like, depressing? No.
Like, smoking by yourself is normal. Yeah, I smoke by myself all the time. Yeah, that makes sense.
Okay this is like other shit.
If you find the s'mores within the next minute, I'll give you the weed plug.
It's full.
Oh you got on this one chocolate?
But why is she so tiny bro?
Oh my god, where the fuck is it?
Fuck it, they're gonna have to eat some smores with all this shit.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Wait, should I get this?
This looks better
Like this much, okay, okay, okay?
You know what they don't have you found the graham crackers or no
Yeah, she's cut
Where are the cookies for how to make s'mores?
Five or?
Three?
Ten minutes up.
Time's up!
I don't care if I can't get up, I'm gonna fucking get that weed club.
She's tweaking bro, that's a fiend right there bro, she's itching.
It's like a coke head that can't get coke.
Where did she go? Oh, Mia got it.
Wait, are those all junk? Uh, yeah, she beat you to it.
Oh, what? No, exactly.
Somehow it hurts.
Muchas gracias, Mia.
Okay. I won.
Those are good. We don't need that. Wait, we don't need...
Hold on, wait. We're getting way...
Damn, bro! Hold on.
I didn't know how... This is... No, look.
So, okay, maybe like three.
Three cookies.
Perfect. Okay.
You can just ask for help.
Oh.
I was just seeing what they need.
Perfect. We're done.
No, we need the cookies.
I got the cookies. What are you talking about?
Dude, the s'mores.
Oh, the crackers.
Yes.
Like the minute made, I'm not minute made.
What is this called?
I think they're like...
Honey made yeah, I don't think they have them here though. She said if they're not here then they're
You need you need the crackers. Well, yeah, we are these gelatin free
Can you read the back they're not gelatin free
Oh, wait, oh
Yeah, right here look gelatin free. Are you dead ass broken? I read it's in Spanish
Oh, that's his...
How many is he gonna...
It's in Mexico.
Jealotin free.
Perfect.
Damn, bro, Mexico's doing it right out here.
They're doing it right out here.
Maybe we could use these, though.
I'm not gonna lie.
I don't know about that.
That's kind of disgusting.
What?
To use those?
I'm saying like the regular...
like the closest we're gonna get to...
She's lying or she's not?
Oh, we need a sleeping bag.
Okay, well, I've heard her for a second.
Let's go look for that shit.
Sleeping bags.
Let's go.
Okay.
Chad, we got the Benadryl.
Shut up.
Y'all chatting, bro.
You think I could open it?
No, that's stealing.
I would hate for, you know, you to do a federal crime lab on camera.
I think we can open it and then still pay for it, though.
It's up to you.
Does he work here?
I can open them, but I'm going to pay them.
No.
No?
No.
Okay.
Look at this, caught up.
Sit in bags.
How do you say, let me do this one.
How do you say, sit in bags in Spanish?
Excuse me.
Where is the camping equipment?
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, muchas gracias. Thank you.
I wanted to be the one to talk.
Well, you don't even know what to say, bro.
That's why I asked you.
She said, like, back here something.
Watch out.
I know, I see the pole.
You're just trying to help me, bro.
Thank you.
That's cool.
Okay, I know, that's cool.
Bro, all right.
This is so clumsy.
If I didn't see you for your...
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I'm like trying to like...
Aw, thank you.
Like, bro, like, be careful.
Hi!
Hello!
There are some more updates.
No!
We're trying to look for the bags.
Okay, the games are here?
Yeah, but I don't, like, best answer questions like...
How many bodies are there?
Yes!
Oh my!
Now we're talking.
Hold on.
We don't want to talk about like truth or dranton.
Like, crazy questions, yeah.
I mean, to be fair, we could like...
We could just say it, like ask it.
Can we use an app or some shit?
Is that valid?
That is valid, bro.
I'll try to see what they have.
I'm done.
Actually, this I'm done.
We're done too.
Only thing we're missing is sleeping bags.
Let's go grab them.
Oh, yeah.
You guys got that.
Worst case we can use an app or like Google or some shit.
No, no.
For the game.
I'm trying to play a freaky card game.
Yo, bro.
These faces.
I gotta go.
Why you need to stop saying bullshit?
bullshit bullshit gotta go come on let's go right here oh I've never met a
clumsy person then you just be walking I do look at your surroundings no that's
why I got you for to look at my surroundings for me all right I think
these are just like these are coolers yeah I'm lucky we're getting closer
What's her though?
I'm like, what?
I don't think I'm losing some brain cells right now.
Thank you.
Watch your feet, watch your feet.
Alright.
Man!
Throw it.
One more. Harder. Harder, bro.
That's it.
You stay away from boxing, alright? You're on a new path. You're on a new journey.
You're right. What about this?
No, no.
Okay.
Oh my god, this one's quicker.
Bro, alright, we're moving to this area.
Okay, I guess.
Look at it.
Imagine me saying like, ten of us.
Look.
How do they go like that?
Are you good?
Wait, back up, back up, they go like this.
Or they go like this.
Oh yeah, yeah, do it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Again, again, again.
Give me a.
You check, you check.
Hey brother!
You did it great!
Thank you! Have a great day brother!
What a nice guy bro.
You do not know how to work out.
Yeah you do, you go light.
This is what I learned back at home.
Give me. Now you put this behind your back.
Look, what's the fun in this?
We should do like a personal trainer type of shit.
Shit. You know what I mean?
Yep.
You can like, dead ass knock somebody out with that shit.
Focus.
Sleepy night.
There's none.
Thank you for driving this process.
Thank you.
Sleeping bag, sleeping bag, sleeping bag.
And then you need a blanket, don't forget.
Yeah, she said that this is like all of the camping shit.
So.
Maybe those are sleeping bags here?
Wait, where's my phone?
Are you actually serious?
Bro, are you bid-ass?
I am not helping you find your phone.
Oh my God, bro.
Did I have my phone when I came in here?
Yes.
You don't have pockets?
No.
Bro, what are you doing?
I left it somewhere on an accident.
Wait, just ask the chat.
What?
You got-
I probably left it on the- where?
Focus, dude.
This is real life.
I can't tell you this.
Be aware of your surroundings.
There's your phone.
You know what?
I'm going to keep you in front of my pocket so you don't lose it.
Okay.
That's why you lost the chat.
You haven't won if you don't have the chat.
You know what?
You could have lost your phone.
Then you lost the cameras.
The- life is not that serious.
Chill.
You lost your phone.
Kill.
It's just a phone. You can by anyone.
Oh...
Where take... where you wanna go?
Look for...
Are we gonna go or I wanna go?
No, we're going to get sitting bags.
Okay. I don't know where they're at then.
Leave the way.
There's only yoga mats and shit like that.
Yeah, camping section.
This is a camping section, I asked her.
By the way, just...
Can you tell the security fat thank you for getting here?
Thank you so much for getting me home.
Oh my god. Let's fucking go. Me and God the sleeping bag. Wait hold on before we do it.
How much are the sleeping bags? Cause worst case we was lying say we couldn't find them.
How much are they? Oh you're about to cut them out.
We have ten, okay, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Fuck.
Can this one be mine though?
And you get this one?
Sure.
Okay.
Why do I have a feeling this isn't going to happen?
Don't be negative.
What the fuck?
How much are they, Mia?
Perfect, okay.
I like it.
All right.
Wait, can we get two more?
Thank you, 10.
There's 10 tumors, correct?
I think so.
Oh, but what about, I need to, oh fuck.
I would have got such good sleep in my own bed.
Why did we do this?
Was this stupid?
No.
I need beauty sleep, like for real.
Like I can't function without proper sleep.
Like, I'm being so, like, look me in the eyes,
I'm being so serious.
Okay.
Two, two, two.
Fuck!
In the city.
Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.
We're too deep in now.
It's too late.
So flat, hot things.
What are you doing?
I'm too far.
It's the sun.
Yeah.
Go in front of the pink please.
Alright.
What are we missing?
That's it.
Check out.
See, I'm gonna put this all on my card.
Hmm?
Yeah, who's else card are we gonna put it on?
And then just like, just put it in the group chat to split after, right?
Of course, go ahead.
You put in a group chat so you guys can split it.
You're putting up some of this?
Huh?
What?
You're putting up some of this.
Yeah, of course.
You're cut.
Yeah.
Yeah, just pay for it.
I am.
Okay.
I'm gonna send you an invoice.
Okay.
All right.
It's cool.
And I know a lot of like internet people
that will find where you live if you don't.
Okay, tell them to pull up.
Tell them to pull up.
No, no, no.
Like if I go on to find out.
Okay, bet.
What the fuck are you gonna do?
Nothing.
I know, trust me.
I know.
And now McDonald's is closed.
Oh my God, Cassie.
All good, no worries.
All right.
We need to wait for Wendy to pay all together.
Where is she?
Chad, Wendy up there.
Where is she at?
McDonald's?
I'm sorry, I'm coming for you.
Do you want fat ass? Suck my dick.
She's in the bathroom?
Electronics?
She's in the electronics.
Oh, I think that's over there.
Okay.
Are these chicken wings?
What?
Are these chicken wings?
This is a road-stirry chicken.
Road-stirry chicken.
Sorry.
We're gonna...
Oh, here.
Um, what do we do?
Paying?
Let's go pay.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Yeah, you try to like mock me that you actually fucking
owned.
What are we doing?
Pay, then let's just go tell her to wait for us at KFC.
That's all right.
This is, hold on a minute, hold on a minute.
Over there.
C. What'd she say?
Come on.
Alright, I do the scanning, you do the bagging.
Get to work.
Apple Pay here, okay?
What?
They don't have Apple Pay at Walmart.
I don't have, I have me as card.
All right, come on.
Tell them how many of these is one.
We better be here for 30 minutes.
You mean, just give me a second.
I got it, no, I got it.
Scan this three times.
Oh my God.
What does that say?
Paraguay, no disponibles.
Oh, I know.
I don't know.
Well, I'm so hungry.
Is that KFC open?
It's supposed to just scan.
Alright, try again.
There we go.
Great. It's three of these.
It's because you have to put it right there.
Okay, just do it one by one.
Here.
Stop, you're gonna burn this it up.
One, two, three, handles.
Predictions, Sha, what do you think the total's gonna come out to?
If I guess right, can I get the total?
Sure.
I think it's gonna be like...
U.S.
Wait, can I guess, Mexican Pesso?
Sure.
Um, I think it's gonna be like, about maybe like ten bands.
Come on.
You have to wait for the things to, like...
You gotta be a little faster.
There's no Russian life, you have your whole life.
Wait!
Stop.
It's gonna take longer
if you keep pressing the fucking button.
Yeah, thank you.
Hold my card please.
Oh, you broke the machine.
You fucking broke it.
I'm outta get hangry.
Where's the lady?
Excuse me.
It's ridiculous.
Get out of the way, just for a minute.
How many of you are missing?
All of these?
You need to put it on the actual stand.
Holy shit.
Three hundred.
And by the way, Chad, don't be weird,
Santa will be here, fellas, it's true.
What?
Let's get it.
Good job.
Is there no bags?
Fuck it, here.
We have thirty six hundred.
I got it.
Oh my god.
Have you tried these before?
Yeah.
They're so good.
I know.
I didn't know these were the ones you picked.
Okay
Why didn't we go to a line
Pro.
You came over here.
I'm not gonna lie, we both have no common sense.
Like, that is, what are we doing?
Why the, I've never done, what the fuck are we doing?
We should get across somebody, oh please!
No, that's the question.
What's harder?
What's harder, nine to five or streaming?
I'm like, all right bro, all the nine to five workers,
this is, like my finger hurts, my back hurts,
I'm sweating, oh my,
Bro, you just got in.
Yo, Jason, you're filming my back.
I'm dead ass sweating.
Bro, it's just guy in his shit, he's in his backers.
This is what I'm talking about.
Hello.
Exactly like what are you talking about?
How do you never wait for me to?
Wendy, let's put it all together.
I'm just going to send the total of that in the doobah.
No, but because it's going to be harder that way
if you put it separately.
Because then just put it all together.
Yeah, just put all one card and then at the end I'll send everything.
you
Oh
Why would you put a limit on making money is that legal
Oh
It fell
Don't forget snatching like that. I'm over here putting this shit in the car and stuff and you're over here being ungrateful fucking stepping on my foot
Wow
All right, let's go online
You think you got more strength? Try to push it. Try to push it. Go.
There's no way. Are you dead ass?
Go. Use all your strength.
Now let's go. Alright.
We have to go to a regular lane. Come on. We have to go to normal lane.
Okay. So should we just go this?
How? You stepped on my blister?
Where?
Look over there!
Oh my god!
Wow!
You're mean!
Come on!
Don't let me stop!
You want a band-aid?
Huh?
Do you want a band-aid?
Yes.
Alright, I'll make sure to get you one tomorrow.
Keep that shit and shove it up your ass.
Um, my card's on your butt.
It's actually right here.
Right here.
You just keep it safe.
All right, this is a lot easier.
Not even gonna lie though, my toe fucking hurts.
What am I, a doctor?
Like, what are you doing?
Cause you stepped on it.
That's not, bro.
It was hurting before that.
No, it wasn't.
Okay, which foot is it?
This one.
Bring it up.
Looks fun.
I'm going to get foot massages and shit.
Bet, remember that.
Watch out.
Wow, it's my favorite song. I know every lyric.
Just kidding.
Bro, everything is spicy here. They got spicy nuts.
Wow.
One pallet of payaso for one payaso.
What is this?
One pallet of payaso for one payaso.
Yes.
Then how the...
How?
What are you saying to me?
She called you a clown? No bro. This is a clown. That's what they're saying now.
So what are you saying to me? What are you saying in Spanish?
Paleta payaso. I don't care about that. What did you say though?
Una paleta payaso. Read that shit. Read what it says.
How do you cross the line?
I don't know what I'm saying.
Don't talk to me.
I'm gonna get water.
Okay, go.
Damn, bro. There's no water.
So you don't want to go to the toilet?
I'm good. Do you wanna eat crumb?
I'm saying it in English. You're a clown. Do you want a clown clown? Look at me clown. Do you want it?
No, okay exactly. I don't eat that type of shit only you do
Do you mean my ring bag? This is my ring. Oh, so you're one of those guys that I gave it back to them?
Oh, I was told. Oh, hell no.
Keep it. Keep it then. Keep it. Keep it. I don't want nothing that you give me
You see the color?
No, I just see ashy hands.
Oh wow, you don't have edgable?
Oh, okay.
You have to take care of that, buddy.
You want to step on my tongue?
What?
BAAAAA
Let me see your finger
Hey
Any more days to be gone here?
Three
you
You know, it's because you're going to eat it like a refrozen, that's it?
Yeah.
Okay, then get it.
I'm not eating it.
Don't tell them.
The chat's going to tell them.
No, no.
My chat don't snitch.
You don't understand.
It's a different group of people.
These people got like actual like morals and strict code.
All right, my work here is done.
I see some water.
Is that KFC open?
KFC open?
KFC, el pollo.
What's up, bro?
How you doing, man?
Yeah, sure, dude.
Tierra, how you doing, baby?
OK.
Tierra, son, ahorita.
Why do I look so rough right now?
No, you look great, and she's gonna cut your back.
Nah, man.
Dude, this is my wife right here, man.
Hi, wifey, how you doing?
Thank you so much, bro.
I appreciate that.
Much love, man.
Have a great night.
Thank you.
Yeah, of course.
What?
Nothing.
Hello.
How long have you been together for?
Okay.
Since 2019.
Oh, wow.
We're here, we're here.
I guess it's not that much.
Oh yeah, you picture.
I'll be your love.
Yes, sir.
I'll be your love, brother.
Nice to meet you guys.
Can you take the car out?
Yeah.
The car, the car.
Yeah, but get the car out, though.
Watch your feet.
You good?
Yeah.
My feet hurt.
There's a lot on the car.
Stay no more, I bet.
left her hanging? Wait, I didn't mean to leave you hanging.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. That's why Chad's great.
I love being a streamer, because I would have never known.
I'm so sorry.
They're all stimming left her hanging.
One more to make up for it.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
We're making a movie tonight.
Yeah.
Cali.
You live in L.A.?
No.
Sacramento, cool.
I live in L.A.
All right.
Hey, hope you guys have a great trip.
Wait, I left a dude while...
You start bagging these out.
You know it's crazy, huh?
What? I'm just kidding. Go ahead.
I fucking forgot what I was going to say with the bullshit that you just saw.
Yeah, sure, man.
You kind of look like Vin Diesel.
That's what I you know, it's crazy. I looked at him here and I said he kind of looks like my diesel
Can you can you put this in?
Yep, let's do it. Mia, please take account that we're for this bill so we can send it to the group chat
Okay
Much love guys
We have a sleepover here a sleepover with like the month like 10 shimmers
We're staying at Airbnb like 15 from here
No, no, no staying away from there a little bit. You guys at a resort. Yeah, I'm lucky, you know
I wish I could come here on vacation, but sadly our job to do
Yeah, it's pretty cool. I mean just the chat sometimes
Why do you card is mine?
are you dead ass yeah so I once I got my car just to climb
why'd you make jokes like that I'm just kidding you know I'm a fear of going
broke thank you this city no don't give it to me I look my phone and shit I
don't want to be responsible is that some wine oh hell yeah have a great
Good night man.
You're man, I gave you nothing from Modelo's.
The Modelo's?
I've never had a Modelo out on drinks, so.
There you go, that's the way to go man.
Amen.
Thank you, bro.
That's funny man, I saw you on stream with a Zinni the other day.
What's up with that?
For real?
Nice, man.
That's pretty good.
You're like rock, the rock AI shit on Twitter?
It's like all mountain issues.
It's just like, so someone put a Zinni in my mouth probably.
That must be it.
Yeah, it's like, it's really weird nowadays.
You know what's funny about me?
You were high, P.I.
Yeah.
You didn't see him that man?
You know that he's uh, I love that guy though. Yeah, they try to make his lips look bigger like
Yeah
Big guys shout to her crying man much love
I'm sure you're with this girl in Arizona in Sierra, so I got her coming up. Um, she paid me like 50k to do it
I'm just waiting. Yeah, hitting a little bag
Yeah, one stream one hour
Gotta make that bag, you know, I got a day some people just want to be on camera and maybe change
So it's like, fuck it, might as well make it happen, you know?
But yeah.
Can we take care of brother?
You as well.
Beauty?
Which way?
Why are you telling people bullshit?
Which way are we going?
Do you want to look cool or something?
I'm trolling.
It's your head in the game.
Sorry, I just touched your hair extension.
Your hair isn't even blended.
It's your hair.
Your hair isn't even blended, shut up.
Where's Wendy in there?
Alright.
Hi. What up? What you want? Nothing, just chilling, you know. Gonna go have a
sleepover in the kitchen and shit.
No quesum. KFC sounds so good. I love chicken. I love chicken. That's my favorite food.
What's your favorite chicken? Like, where?
What is this place, Louisiana?
Hot chicken or something like that?
No, no, no, no, it's not Popeye.
It's literally called Louisiana.
It's like chicken, yeah.
It's so good.
Woo-hoo!
Oh, for free, thank you!
Oui, muchas gracias.
What is it?
Okay, so for free?
It's like mozzarella.
For free?
Cheers.
Mmm.
What's good, little bear, how you doing?
It's very good, thank you.
You can take some scooters.
You can go to USC.
Yes, sir.
You're not too far, man.
Pull up on me one day.
Hell yeah.
God bless you, Jacob.
Grenades.
No, you got it, man.
All right, man.
All right.
Nothing?
Yeah, I need your help I'm trying to with what I'm just a girl
Oh, look!
Really?
This is, you know, it's hard.
Life is hard.
Wait, yo, what is that bird over there?
Yeah, what is that?
Alright.
What the?
Um...
No, you're good, you're good, all right.
Wait, let me sit down first.
So you're just not going to help me?
No, I'm going to organize it.
There, what's that?
You okay?
Yeah.
Wait, you need to make a space for yourself.
I'm just going to sit on it.
Fuck it.
No.
This is going to be...
All right, oh
Okay, at least this is
They're eating fruit out of us. This is worth it. All right, or is this a dumb idea?
There's no more food all right, we'll go pick up some food some food on the way. There's no more than us
I'm not gonna fit back here. I might have to walk home
Well then regardless they wouldn't have had food for us anyway
I'm fucking fat ass.
Where am I gonna sit?
I told you, Miss Bass.
I'm gonna just sit on top.
Alright, put this over here.
I got it. Alright, can we just push?
Alright, here's your phone.
Give me this card.
Thank you, and this is your phone. I got it. I got it. Thank you.
Don't sit on it. The graham crackers are literally right there. You're gonna you're gonna squeeze the graham crackers
Wow, this is actually hella comfortable
All right
Wait, I need more pillows.
I'm going to lay down, okay?
So do y'all want, um, yes, we got the banjo.
Do y'all want to pick up food or do we just go straight back?
What are we just, wait what?
You said pick up food?
We're cooking up in here I think.
This one black.
I thought that.
It's a team.
I see them on the phone.
They didn't say a lie, so I thought it was the slowest phone.
Bro, it's the hottest phone.
It's called.
Okay.
I
Should be for like one two three four. Let's get McDonald's
All right, what's up, okay, what do you want to eat?
Yes, let's do it
I want to try to
Spend it with Donald's
All right, so
Stand up, Artfulman.
you
I
I've been doing long hours chat fuck I'm not used to this I'm gonna rely I think
We gotta go back to the 3-4 hour streams.
What was that song you were saying, chat? Which one? Which Kanye song?
Which Kanye song, oh yeah!
Let's go in, huh?
Or we all do drive through.
It might be better for the shoot if we go in.
I don't want to go.
We'll go in.
What do you all want to?
I think you're going back.
My child wants us to go in.
My chat wants us to go in, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you
No, no, what do your people say, huh?
In this matter.
Wendy's chat, y'all want us to go in or drive through?
Go in or drive through?
Go in or drive through.
Drive through is gonna make me insane.
Is it like this to say anything?
Guys, we're not gonna go inside unless you guys want us to go inside.
They're all saying go in.
Guys, did we take this shit or not?
Fuck it, we have no rush, to be honest.
Bye, people inside.
Is closed inside?
Yeah, maybe closed inside.
Are you sure?
Can you uh, Mia, can you see if it's open please?
I'd say we can go in and fuck it up.
Ice cream?
Oh my god, that ice cream is finished.
Yeah, let's go, let's go in.
I'll order if you only have to sit down on it.
Okay.
Let's just make sure, yeah, let someone get out real quick, I'm sure.
Two hour McDonald's second incoming, no, we'll be quick.
Want to go order food, eat.
Yeah, make sure it doesn't get eaten.
Please be open.
Nice.
Let's go.
What a nice guy.
Thank you, brother.
I appreciate you.
Here, I'm not gonna go, I'm sorry.
Just give me like some chicken tenders.
I don't like pickles or ketchup. I'm allergic to ketchup.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Alrighty.
Buffalo on the back.
Damn!
I'm not gonna lie.
That cheese did fuck me up.
Oh, I don't feel good.
Oh, God.
I do not feel good.
Fuck.
All right, fuck it, I'm gonna push this.
Wait, can you do English?
English?
Yeah, just because I don't.
Sorry, bro.
Where's your gonna get chicken tenders and ketchup?
We came to this McDonald's at 4am, this shit was closed.
Go ahead.
You could put order first bro.
No, I'm not ordering in Spanish.
Put it all on one bro, it's on me.
It's on me bro.
No, I'm not ordering in Spanish.
Why?
You're in Mexico.
You don't want to eat here to go?
Just translate for you.
Okay.
Yeah, we'll do the translation.
Okay fine.
You have to order Spanish
Eat here to go
Okay, damn I really am a loser. I look at chat for everything. I gotta make my own decision for once
Take off, okay
Can you get she wants chicken tenders and ketchup chicken tenders and ketchup
Come on
First chicken tenders and no ketchup
You just gonna be a pendejo no
I'm here man, I'm here.
Chicken tenders in the ranch.
Love people that get in English.
Yeah I got this. I got it.
Watch this. I'mma cook up.
I can't find the things, like they don't have chicken tenders.
I got it, I got it. Don't you worry.
Don't you worry. I don't want points.
Alright, we'll get...
Come on, let's get our orders first man.
She wanted to be lazy, sit in the car.
Who wants to be lazy? Her.
The little midget.
Am I lying?
That's a derogatory word that you shouldn't use.
Alright, let's see what we have to eat here.
Brother, chicken's right here.
They're not chicken tenders.
They're right here.
Those are chicken nuggets.
Oh, yeah.
Large fries.
Dude, it went back to Spanish.
No, it's still in English.
in English or in price?
No look,
Agregate the order?
Add to your order.
Agregate,
order.
Say that.
Agregate, order.
No,
Agregate,
order.
Agregate,
order.
You're not trying,
you could say it if you tried.
Let me go ask if they got chicken.
They got nuggets,
they got nuggets.
But nuggets is not the same thing.
Dude, this is stressful.
Why is this menu so weird?
But it's better.
Everything in Mexico is better.
Yeah, but it's like,
but you can only get four nuggets or six or 20.
It's different.
They have a different like deal.
It is, yeah.
How many do they show more?
I'm gonna have eight nuggets,
I'm gonna get her eight nuggets.
Hamburger maybe?
Yeah.
No, cheeseburger, no.
That's a cheeseburger.
No, no, no, no, no, this is cheeseburger.
Oh.
Cheeseburger?
Okay, personalizar.
No mustard no ketchup wait up you can't take that off
What
No, there's no cheese on a hamburger man
Well, why is he doing that?
Are you his brother?
Hello.
How are you guys doing today?
Oh, how do you know me?
Oh, my brother!
How you doing, brother? Nice to meet you, man.
You live in Cancun?
Yes.
What are you doing here?
I don't know.
Where's his hair?
Do you want to know more about Cancun?
I just want no yeah, of course brother. Let's do it. Thank you so much
My god, it's smart so smart
Let's do it. Let me just finish ordering one sec. I just want to finish my food
Nick crispy Cajun Nick chicken I kind of like Nick crispy Cajun
What's in this caramelized onions you
All right, what did I get hold on let me can I see what I got real quick
Okay, so I got a large fries. I get two large fries one for her I got
8 nuggets for me 8 nuggets for her. I got a cheeseburger and a chicken sandwich for me
Okay, perfect. How do I go back so you can put yours?
Not to us. All right, you guys can put whatever you want.
All right, let's do it brother.
Much love my guy. Appreciate you, bro.
Yeah, sir, appreciate you.
You guys well, oh you already live here, so
You're stuck, brother. Now, that's a great place. Shot to Cancun.
Oh my god.
Oh.
What is wrong with me?
Yeah.
Well, I'm a mother.
Nah.
Ah, no, it's like right here, bro.
Oh my God.
Yo, what the fuck?
No, I'm like, it's like stuck.
Yo, what the fuck?
Great song.
Yo, what is happening?
I need water.
Just, well, hold on a minute, just give the camera a minute for a sec.
The fuck?
Ah, I don't know what happened, bro.
Ah.
There's no way.
There's no way they don't have fucking spicy chicken.
They have to have spicy chicken.
I don't want to come down here.
Oh my God, I'm like, I'm like stressing you out.
Oh my God, I'm like.
Couple me up.
Alright. Okay. Okay.
That's the work, right?
Medium, medium, medium.
I'm in a low calorie diet right now.
Medium fries.
Water. I only drink water.
What do you want bro come on
What do you want decide right now
Wait oh my god what do you mean wait
Harry I'm sorry I want something good
I mean I want to eat already. I'm like starving actually.
Something is actually wrong with me bro.
Like...
Every time I cough bro right here and I got a lump on my neck bro.
I have a lump on my neck right here.
I might not be drinking enough water.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Manji?
Do you have pasta on the left side?
Do we get everything?
Do you want food?
Do you order your food?
Wait, hold on.
Did I have an order?
No, to go, to go.
Hard enough, wait, here, okay.
You ordered food?
Yeah, I got it.
Everyone got one, do you already ordered?
Yeah, they already ordered.
Okay.
I got it, wait, why are you,
yeah, what are you doing, back up, yeah, that ass.
What are you trying to do?
Yo, come on, bro, come on, come on.
Hey, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, what, dude.
You didn't know I'm eating a thing.
I'm not eating.
It doesn't take apple pie.
It does, that's it.
It doesn't take apple pie.
Bro, come on.
What?
It's all right.
The fuck?
Let's see what goes through them.
They went through.
I appreciate you, bro.
Yeah.
Thank you so much, man.
Yeah, I appreciate you.
Man, bro, no one ever buys me food.
Really?
Yeah.
You buy them.
Yeah.
Why?
Thanks, man.
No matter how rich you are, like, it's always...
Well, hold on.
I'm not rich, brother.
I just spend a lot of money.
No, but I'm saying, no matter how rich you are, you should always, like...
You should not always be expected to pay for others.
You should expect others to pay for you.
No, like it's just, it's just, that's how my mom taught me, like, whenever we had the money she would never accept it for the people and stuff.
Because it's like, like you want to like show like, get it right for her.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, thanks dude.
But the food's almost here.
I mean it's not almost here.
The place will be here soon.
Wow.
Nice fucking guy.
Alright.
I'm like a lie.
I think the shroom is catching up to me. I'm getting a little bit sick.
Sick? Oh my god, everybody's getting sick.
No, like my lungs, like my lungs, like I have like-
All of them too much talking?
I don't know, bro.
But I've been rapping recently a lot.
Yeah? No, yeah?
Yeah? No, I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
All right.
So the order is going to come over there?
What's your number?
Uh, our number is 941.
941.
All right, bet.
941.
Chat, I know I haven't,
which I've been up to, I don't have it seen on set.
It's been a minute, I can feel like we're strangers,
like we never like communicate anymore.
Like it's like in school when you walk past someone
on the hallway, you look at them but you don't talk.
It's kind of weird.
I'm gonna fuck with that.
Like, which I've really been up to though,
like y'all been good?
Wait, you didn't eat GCD?
You don't want food?
You're fasting.
Is this the new contract term?
No, is it good or bad?
No, you're fasting. You're on a calorie deficit. You're not even fat though.
Yo, tumble with the five gifts that appreciate you, brother.
One meal a day.
One meal a day. Oh, wow.
What's good, Miguel? That's my name, actually, in this city.
My name is Miguel here. It's Miguel. It's Miguel
I'm gonna see bro if y'all knew the stream drop a follow if you haven't already turn on the fucking notifications
If you want to be a neon clipper hit me in the fucking Instagram DMs right now
If you want to make a bag j-cruise of the sub all my clippers that are washed on stream
Give me a few days and we'll make sure y'all are paid out
Over as a price which I'm gonna make I love you guys and I appreciate y'all for everything bro
Y'all are really small fuckers in the planet without y'all ain't shit, and I love you guys so much
I'm on it 24-7 all the videos are almost done being checked. Oh, you're gonna get all of you guys paid out in full
Insha'Allah my brothers
I'm glad we're able to make jobs we're able to help people out
Someone I know I'm not gonna say his name is literally fucking having a wedding with clipping money
It's insane, bro. This dude's getting married and having a wedding with the money. I paid the guy to clip
It is fucking amazing
I'm so happy for you, bro
And I'm happy your hard work paid off and you're making tens of thousands of dollars another guy in college
college classes during the day.
60k a month during the night.
Fucking legend, man.
Just glad to be here in this position, man.
Without y'all, I'm nothing, bro.
I've been on the internet since I was 13 years old,
nonstop hustle, nonstop work, nonstop fucking grinding.
I used to make thumbnails,
I used to fucking post every single day.
No views for four years straight,
four years daily uploads, 100 views, 50 views a video.
Guess what?
Cat pushing, cat working.
Look where we're at now.
Top 100 streamer.
It's crazy, bro.
Crazy what we're doing out here.
You're number one, not yet.
Top 25.
Man, I'm not too loud, bro.
Fuck that humble shit, we top 10.
Oh god, at least.
Top seven, top seven.
Yo what bro?
Yo what?
What?
Doing crazy things.
Who, I'm not gonna lie, like,
realistically, obviously there's a lot of streamers.
We have like, there's levels of like the speeds
and everyone and whatever.
But I don't, in my group of streamers,
you're like, bro, you're going crazy, bro.
You can go for my NBA player.
Next day, UFC fighter.
Next day, a YouTuber.
Next day, a fucking Mexican streamer.
Next day, you never know.
You never know where the wind takes you, bro.
Diversity, never chat, never, ever, ever be one-dimensional.
Never be one-dimensional.
Don't just work on one thing and stick to it and that's it.
Try to tap into all fucking communities.
It's very important, bro.
If you're streaming, if you wanna be a streamer,
or in general in life, bro,
don't just stick to one job, one business, whatever.
Try fucking 10 things, 20 things, 30 things,
one thing's gonna work out, bro.
Never be one dimensional man,
never work out for you.
Be different.
Next week you're in fucking Australia with Iggy,
like, bro it's just fucking crazy man,
I'm like, it's kind of surreal bro,
we gotta like take in the moment,
just feel it, just feel it, we in Cancun,
streaming, living life,
with a fucking camera following me everywhere,
and I'm just having fun, eating McDonald's,
chilling.
Streamers don't like you, I don't give a fuck.
I don't care, that streamer Dylan was tight,
what other streamer could get Dylan Brooks
personality out like that?
Tell me right now.
What?
That's my mission my goal. I want to be the number one streamer when it comes to athletes collabs all that
Who would have thought Dylan Brooks would have been that cool I got a text
Sorry if you get mad, but I got a text to Dylan was watching the stream at night
The vaude just dying his ass off laughing bro after the stream. He's like he had a great time
He's like love this shit
Like bro
My fuckers hate but guess what?
We're bridging the path between athletes, the internet, streamers, all that.
All that.
Oh yeah, man.
Bride with the cell, thank you.
Dillonburg's cooking right now?
Oh, yeah.
You feel better?
A little bit, bro, I'm not gonna lie,
I think it's a lot of like,
I just had a good night,
I haven't had a good night's sleep in a wild chat yesterday.
Bro, after the stream, up until 4.30 a.m.
we were driving for an hour and a half,
going from place to place,
trying to find anything open, there was no food.
I think we had to go to 7-Eleven to eat fucking sushi.
Sushi from 7-Eleven, bro.
Where did Krabi?
Fuck yeah.
Because, bro, they said the dollar was open, they said all the shares open, none of it was open.
None of it was open, bro.
Nothing was open. We had no choice, bro.
It was fucked.
Don't do desktops. I got my desktop set up here, might have to do some desktop shit.
Dylan Brooks got 17 in the first quarter.
Neon curse what?
Fuck out here, but now he's drunk. Oh my life. I'm not just talking bro. I'm like, oh, I'm kind of like
Like when you saw this happens to me when you start streaming a lot
You start like
Flow state, right? Yeah, like I don't know bro. It's weird. Link. Yay. I'm gonna be honest, bro
I gotta figure out how to go about that because I'm not his number. I
Lost it I
I lost his number because he changed it.
Dreymon responded, yeah I know, it's fucking crazy.
Next, can McDonald's us pork and the chicken?
Would you just appreciate your man?
Check on your out.
She's sleeping.
She's sleeping, she's sleeping.
Bro, why do people keep texting me that?
Bro, no it doesn't.
You go to the Ryan fight? Fuck yeah, I'm gonna go to support my brother.
Well, that's not a question.
Bro, they don't have ranch in Mexico.
They don't got ranch here.
No!
He dropped the fries!
What the hell?
Benji!
They're very Benji is funny as fuck, bro
Bear was drunk bear was drunk
Bear was fucking drunk
Zavala ended cuz y'all take too long. I mean, I think that's a wrap for the night anyway, bro
We're gonna do a sleepover shit probably tomorrow night
Realistically
The sequel is going to happen tomorrow night, we're just getting all this shit today.
Why y'all saying question mark?
Why y'all mad bro, we're going to do it right with everyone, it's going to be a whole thing.
The fact that y'all can call me a part-time streamer after putting in 8 hours a day and
Now I'm missing a day taking two flights of fucking,
yo, suck my fucking hairy Indian dick, bro.
You fucking lame.
Bro, everyone is done for the night.
We got all this shit.
Ready to go?
We gonna do the sleepover tomorrow night.
It's locked in.
With Zavala, with everyone.
Eight is nothing?
Brother.
I'm not a manipulator, bro.
I
Motherfuckers changing planes last minute. No, it's not that that's good. That's what's always been
Everyone's done bro. It's a ball is not live. He's done. Everyone's done
We have to yacht tomorrow
I know
Wendy how long you've been live for
Do you not get tired?
I'm tired as fuck do we run to sleep over tomorrow and do it like
Okay, I'm about to end probably
Okay
Yeah
I'm tired as fuck
Chat
For real
Go solo
Bro, why y'all mad? Don't do this to me, bro.
One more hour of what?
It's nothing. Everyone is done and sleeping and shit, bro.
Yira's dead. I mean, I could go to the casino.
Alright, if I get clearance chat, I'll go to the casino.
Show cards.
Show cards. I'm down to go then. Let's see what we're getting.
Yo do we have clearance to gamble?
Am I re-on stream stuff?
Do we have clearance to do the casino again?
On stream? On stream or off?
On stream, on stream.
Okay, I'm gonna have a little answer in 5 minutes.
I'm gonna have an answer in 5 minutes.
Okay, but let me know if we can show the cards,
because if we can't show the cards then there's no point.
No, you can't show the cards.
Regardless, we can't show the cards.
Remember the day they got mad about the cards?
You asked I'm really game on three minutes
I'm getting my three minutes you asked
Yeah, okay, let me know thank you
Yo, what's good
I was about to say there's hella enchiladas bro, are you giving Donalds?
There's hella enchiladas?
Bro, yes!
Wendy!
They had hella food left!
I don't know what, I don't know what's going on with Donalds.
Where are my Donalds? Fuck it, it's alright.
Damn bro, it's fine.
Yes, bro, I like it.
Alright, bye.
Alright, shall we do a little mukbang and then on that?
That is insane bro, Johnny!
God bro!
All right, let me get my food. Let's do a little McDonald's Mexico mukbang
Yeah, look at it. Hey, look at this. This is fries. You're just sitting
What did you do, bro
No, I saw you
Put it on God
And it was him
Oh, okay, okay.
You okay, brother?
Fuck yeah, I'm in back here.
Damn, look, you're kind of sassy right now, huh?
I'm just excited for the food.
I get happy when the food is here.
Yeah, me too.
By the way, they had enchiladas left.
They lied to us.
It's a lie, McDonald's is better.
No, it's maybe.
You can't do this right away.
Mexican McDonald's is better.
I really like enchiladas, too.
Wait, is this all of our stuff?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What's that?
Is this...
I don't know, what is mine?
I don't see that bag done.
Oh wow, I just touched someone else's bag.
Did you just touch someone else's bag?
Give him a great face card.
Face card?
Yeah.
This suit, they don't need to show us it.
Oh hell yeah.
He's just opening someone's bag right in his mind.
What do you got?
It's so early lock-in bro it's 12 o'clock here what you talking about it is 12 o'clock
here it is not it is not so early it is late tomorrow slowly giving up on my
girl it shut up I should for seven hours man stop bitching wait keep your
Hands up, bro, can I throw a one, too?
I'm not gonna go hard.
Your turn.
Alright, how do you do that?
I don't know, I don't- Oh, wow! Damn, you strong motherfucker!
I thought you were gonna throw this.
Yeah, bro, go a little wider, alright?
Alright, I'll throw that.
One Joe bro. All right. No, you're hurting my hand. I'm so sorry
Okay, thank you guys here. Yeah, bro. Fuck you not control your power. I
Thought I was going to light on you to be honest. I was not like brother that hurt
That's gonna leave a mark tomorrow
I registered my hands as a weapon, you know, okay
You're not going to get banned for that bro, I don't know.
Well my friends eat it for everything so I just say it to you.
Mia, is there water anywhere in the car? Can I get one please? Thank you.
Sha, what am I eating today?
I had I had half a burrito today. That's all I ate. This is so unhealthy. What am I doing in my life?
Can I eat here?
But I'll eat here. Our friend Dano is looking having an allergic reaction and we have to go get her
Medication
Yeah, we got it. I forgot we're lucky in a rush. Okay, I'm gonna say you can finish so they
Who? Okay, let me just do it first like, real quick.
Is she actually like having a real reaction?
Keep her, oh, can you?
10? Wait, I didn't get 10.
mick krispy we got a mick krispy spicy or normal damn I didn't know they had two
options oh yes I'm just eating while they wait for their food
Get out. Get out. Get out.
Get out. Get out.
Please, no. We're so far away.
Get out.
We're able to check up on them.
Wait a minute.
I'll be there.
Thank you so much.
Get out.
Thank you.
you
You
Mexico City I've been there before
Security
I can eat all over the world, you know?
Amazing, brother!
Very nice to meet you.
Your name?
Antonio.
From Mexico City.
Antonio from Mexico City, don't fuck with him.
I've been speaking English for a while now.
Amazing.
It's very important for me to speak English right now, you know?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Is there anything we could ask for a bag in Spanish?
A bag to put my food in?
bag to put my food in?
Well, yeah, this is a big song party.
This big song people will be speaking English.
You know, not another game, okay?
You have to speak in Spanish,
and some sign works for communication right now.
Okay, yeah. Thank you so much.
How you doing, please?
Mikhail, Mikhail.
Nice to meet you, Tony.
Antonio, Antonio.
How are you?
Well, there's a there's a girl waiting for her medications, bro
What I'm suffocating
No, I'm just need a bag to put my clothes in my food
No, no, no, no, what do you say? What am I doing? I'm streaming shooting
Are you a figure or a player?
Uh, uh, YouTube, YouTuber.
I'm a YouTube artist.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm pretty much an artist, okay?
Nice to meet you, too, brother.
Antonio, from Mexico City.
Hi, guy.
I'm so confused.
Thank you 12 long mean Mexico City
From a fucking fever dream, what
I don't even know what that means bro, but fuck it, alright.
Neon means what?
Oh, what?
Antonio, Mexico City.
Much love brother.
Can you see if they have buffalo sauce and ranch for the lady?
Fuck bro!
Excuse me also?
Buffalo?
Buffalo sauce?
Buffalo?
Hot sauce?
Buffalo?
And ranchie?
Can I get four?
Buffalo, buffalo.
Spicy, spicy.
Spicy?
Spicy.
Oh.
Okay.
Uh, no ranch.
Ranch.
No.
Only...
Only lease?
Only lease.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
Yo.
They said no?
Okay.
They're not mad at us from yesterday though, right?
Oh my god, but we're good though.
I'll talk to you when I get back, bye.
This is mine because Yaris.
Alright, let's go.
How do we get out of here?
Oh, muchos gracias.
Back in the trunk.
I didn't have any of the sauces you wanted, but I got you every sauce.
I'm so tired.
Yeah.
I'm so tired yeah I'm going back to that
That's that, DMV and family.
Oh my God.
Can I help you out?
Can you help me?
The light is on.
It's like.
Oh, shit.
Oh, there you are.
Joe.
All right, let's get the fuck out of here.
Well, we can grab it when we get there.
Maybe over here.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, yeah, you got the-
This is my dog.
You got the address?
How far are we from here?
How far are we?
Please be close.
I'm gonna get a charger.
We're like further into the company.
I don't know if the honest time we got on was looking for the store.
You were here to eat?
Yeah.
Oh, come on.
I was here the three years ago.
No, I wasn't eating.
I was talking to the locals.
There was a couple that started dancing.
I'm an old guy from the military, pretty interesting.
How far are we?
Sixteen.
Sixteen?
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm plugging it in.
Yeah, I know.
Uh, Benjy, by any chance do you see my charger?
No, the camera.
Oh, actually, any one of the second row, do you guys see my charger plugged in?
The charger plugged in?
It's cold.
What is happening?
I feel air.
I
Don't yeah, yeah, it might be plugged into the right either TV. It's not someone has stolen my charger
Oh, he said that they weren't fans of us streaming at the casino, but he said we had permission to stream there.
So like, do we have to take a flight out of here?
What do you mean?
I
Come in peace bro, you're still closer you good
Just eat bro
Fuck it
I got a cheeseburger, I got nuggets, I got fries, and I got a chicken burger.
Where's she got her food, Chad? Shut up.
Damn, this wasn't the buck that I was expecting.
What, bro?
I lost my water dude what 11 hours y'all are gotta be taking some type of drugs
how the fuck are y'all streaming this off I do four hours I'm dead
wait am I just ungrateful no no no we're doing that tomorrow yeah I need some
I need some real sleep.
I slept for four hours last night.
I have not been sleeping.
We'll leave it in the living room.
You know what we should get? The big ass tent.
The family tent.
Put it outside?
I'll store it.
I'll source one.
I don't know what the fuck I just touched.
No, it's like wet.
I got you eight nuggets, is that enough?
In price?
Yeah.
You're welcome.
No, she's going to speed limit
Not chat she's going to speed
Well what
That's not purple.
Yeah, but I'm seeing like it only turns purple.
Like that's the only other color that I know.
I did not get scammed.
The only thing she scammed me for was when she said it was $500 to charge me $7.
That was some bullshit.
That was crazy.
I'm going back off-screen.
Really?
I'm gonna get someone to go back to.
Fuck yeah
Or it's a mxc can charge back, but I don't want small business. I don't know what
Yeah, can you like be around catcher
Retard
Of course.
You're not gonna have to put your size to film.
Damn, you're needy. Now I'm getting out of here.
You're scared of getting canceled?
Boy, I don't give a fuck.
That's all I'm saying. Who gives a shit?
They're gonna tell you how much they care.
You can only get canceled if you show that you care.
Exactly.
Ben, have you ever been cancelled before?
Not really, but I have been called in.
But that's what they do.
I don't think we're just talking shit.
Cops don't see us.
Let's see what the chat says.
Let me read it.
What?
I wanna see what they say.
Good job.
Oh man, I whistled with all these cameras.
No cameras, guys, I'm not gonna read them.
You know what I wanted to do the freaking...
What's it for?
As you can imagine.
What's it for?
What's it called?
It's starting with the X.
I know what you're talking about. We can't film there.
I already tried.
To get permission.
Listen to me.
Why? Because it's like a sympathy thing?
No, I don't know, they just don't want filming.
Oh no, it's sympathy though. In the US people don't give...
People don't give a fuck anymore in the US.
Australia, oh I can't wait chat to go back to Australia.
You kind of look like her. I'm doing a stream with Megan Fox.
Chad, does she not look like Megan Fox? A little bit? Am I tricking you?
I'm gonna sleep.
Am I hallucinating?
Yeah, I can sleep.
No!
Okay, that's my cue to just fucking...
I'm just gonna shut up.
What celebrity do I look like?
Someone said fuck no.
I'm gonna play this song.
That's actually a compliment.
Aw, thank you.
Yep, uh, I got you.
Welcome.
Yeah, you're in Spain!
Let's do a low-rillion, huh?
Let's do a reunion stream!
you
You
I don't know what it means, maybe you're on the wrong way
It means what they got to like
That's better than us, better than us
Things like that's better than us
It means what they got to like
That's better than us, better than us
For what's the money without happiness
A heart that I keep in love
The one
Alright chat, where was the B&B?
I'm burnt out
That's the best thing
Pretty nice, give me the red skin
It was in a bad mood
Check out me with my tech pill
On the phone, you don't let me rest
When you gave me the lecture
I ain't gonna sweat too big
I'm gonna let you get trapped with your boy
I'm dressing up in your tights
Why is there a three blonde girl standing outside of this Airbnb?
I don't get it
No, actually, no, what the fuck is that?
Watch out, watch out
What the shit, that's hard.
All right.
There's actually three blonde girls standing here.
How you guys doing?
Three blonde girls.
Hola.
Wow.
You gotta look with that.
Let me go find my tall, tired Mexican girl.
What the hell?
All right, I'm gonna do my art show.
And then I gotta move this shit over here.
All right.
Yeah, I'm unloading the set.
Wait, I need a mind still.
Uh, Yara, we'll catch you later.
I'm kidding. Alright, do that show with me. Alright.
What? Chat. You good? Yeah.
Mind's too. Well, like, you're just excluding me.
I'm so sorry. Yeah. You start. I waited for you the whole time
in the car you're sleeping no I wasn't I was on my phone okay go ahead thank you
guys for watching it was super fucking fun day two what do you think it was
great I'm tired
W's in the chat!
W's in the chat, thank you guys so much
and see you guys tomorrow.
Okay.
That's mine.
Alright, I'm gonna do mine. Alright.
Alright chat!
Alright chat, I'm gonna talk to y'all for a sec.
You think I'm gonna let her end the stream?
My end my stream? Are you fucking serious?
My chat over any girl?
What a bro.
Let's have a little talk, shall we?
Can you go in that front seat real quick?
Nah, front seat real quick.
Just a week.
Other mic?
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
Alright, my fuckin' brothers.
I love every single one of you.
Mexico Day 2 is a wrap!
I'm just here.
Let's go.
No, no more, no more, no more.
I love y'all boys!
Everyone put a fucking W right now!
We on the grind!
We on the fucking grind!
Great stream.
Day 2, day 3 we're helping people out.
We're meeting the fucking official Cancun team for soccer.
We had a lot of shit planned.
We're gonna go out at night.
We're gonna do a lot of shit.
Sleep over at night too.
I fucking love you.
I love you, Chad.
I only love you.
You, you, you, every single one of you that take the time out of there to watch me. I fucking love you, man
I appreciate y'all so much. If you're new to the stream, drop a follow if you haven't already!
Turn the fucking notice on! Join the Twitter community!
Shout out to everyone, shout out to everyone that watches me, shout out to my mods, shout out to my fucking team, shout out to my clippers, shout out to everyone
I'ma see y'all tomorrow for another day. I need to get some sleep. I'm not gonna fucking sleep. Get some sleep and enjoy
the peace
Yeah until next time I will see y'all good night get some sleep yourselves be good chase your fucking dreams
Don't waste your time in bullshit. Don't waste your time on girls don't waste your time on drugs
Rock the fucking this is your ear. I'ma see y'all