you
We are going to do a recap on the trip, okay, the whole trip we're going to do a whole recap.
After the recap we are going to go and I am buying a $5,000 cat.
I don't know if this is a good idea or a bad idea, I don't know I'm scared as fuck of cats.
I'm scared of cats so hopefully it goes well.
That being said, I'll get ready, are we liking, are we good?
I'm buying a $5,000 cat.
Hopefully this cat fucks with me, hopefully he's cool with me.
Maybe pay us, yo, the announcement is getting,
especially the fuck up, bro, it's getting announced tonight.
Over with that!
I wanna say, bro, real quick, special, special,
special shout out to everyone on that trip.
I'm gonna be honest, bro, I don't really do stuff
with streamers, I really just need my own lane
about myself, but I had an amazing fucking time.
Chad, when did y'all ever see me do 10 hour streams?
Like, when have I ever done back to back to back
eight hours, nine hours, 10 hours?
Never, I don't do that.
I was genuinely having fun, bro.
I had an amazing time.
Everyone opened me with open arms.
You know, I was the only Indian there,
the only non-Hispanic person there,
and they fucked with me, bro.
They show me love.
Ace loves stores, there's another five, thank you.
And it was great, bro.
It was great, I had a great time.
And just seeing the culture of the people,
it was fuckin' lit, bro.
It was lit.
So, I'm out of the line.
I'm gonna make a proposal to everyone.
I say in 30 days we go on another one.
I don't know, it's up to them.
But I say in 30 days we go on another one,
we run another one up.
Same group, go somewhere else.
Maybe like fuckin' Italy, who knows,
wherever, switch it up a little bit.
India, no, came out of the idea.
But, yeah, the boogaboo moved out with the,
oh shit, in the tent, thank you.
So, I say we run it back in 30 days.
I say we run it back, okay?
It's up to them, it is up to them, it is up to them.
If we do it, if we don't, what I do know,
is I had a great time, and I'm not happy to be home
because all I do is sit here, play on my dog,
and play video games.
It's not the best thing, okay?
So yeah, other than that, anyone for,
all right, let me stop some of these things about,
oh, nevermind, let me not do that.
Okay, other than that, we have a great week of streams
planned, tomorrow's a super-wide-night,
this is not about Love You, Brother.
We have a great week of streams planned.
If y'all are new here, the way we work is we stream every day.
You're gonna see a lot of different versatile content.
It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be fucking great.
No one's, all right.
Let me stop this one thing real quick
because it's starting to like piss me off.
People say that people are using me for my money.
Yo, dumb fuck, this trip was split between every streamer.
This is the least money I have ever spent
on a trip in my life.
Bro, there's been trips where I've spent 140K in like a week,
In like 10 days, bro, no troll.
This trip got fully split, bro.
Everyone in this group got bread.
They got money.
They're doing something in their lives, bro.
They got money and it is fully being split, bro.
So the fact that y'all think one person's paying
for all this all didn't, no, bro.
It was all on my card to make it easier.
And yeah, I'm just gonna send the invoice
and get some doubt payments, okay?
Also, by the, yo, bro, by the way,
so I have $2,000 of Mexican chips.
I forgot, bro, I have Mexican chips and I have fucking,
their chips are just sitting in my back cap.
What do I do?
I'm in fucking LA now, can I cash them out here?
Is there like a, is there a money exchanger or some shit?
I have $2,000 of chips, bro,
of those little circle chips from the casino.
You stole the chips?
Oh my God, wait.
I didn't steal anything first off.
Okay, I'm not a fucking thief.
Naked fire, nice.
Where can I find the expiration date?
It's on the back, where can I?
Oh my God, eat it, eat Indian, go fuck yourself.
Go back and cash it, can't goon part two.
Amen.
You know what's crazy, I thought about it.
Bro, I was in can't goon for a week
and I didn't go on the beach once.
Like, is that normal?
Fuck.
Yo, clippers are getting paid within the next few days.
I'm gonna have the date for you guys tonight in the discord. Stay tuned. Okay. Let's get these clips. Let's react to these clips
I'm not a lie, bro. I've been scrolling through tiktok. Um, and like
This shit like that trip that ass felt like a movie, bro
Like the way they clipped it up the way they did it
That shit really felt like a movie
like on some like
What is it called in the Mexican culture a tele telemobili?
Whatever the fuck it is
I ain't no lie, bro. That shit felt like a movie, bro.
But yeah, okay, let's get these clips. Let's do a quick recap. The person is coming with my cat, my $5,000 cat.
The person is coming with my $5,000 cat in 45 minutes. We gotta speedrun this a little bit.
So let's do this and then after that we need to go buy all the stuff for the cat that we need.
Okay, because I don't know shit about cats. I don't know what they need to eat.
I don't know how many times you have to walk them. We gotta figure this out. Okay. All right. Yo, walk the clips!
Let's get this shit going!
More what's up, and here we go, okay?
You know this has happened to me before where a lot of people enjoy like two people together
And then they start spamming the name and then like it's to like to the point where I can't stream
So let's just make that clear right now, okay?
The next stream will okay with that will probably be later. So this is me, okay?
All right. Hi, it's me. This is just me, okay? All right
I don't know if you care about me. I don't know if you give a fuck about me, but it's gonna just be me today
And that's that all right. I'm sorry to burst your bubble. Okay. I apologize. Also, I got something to say, bro
I'm gonna call out someone. I'm not gonna call her out specifically, but her name starts with why there's some person
And she has a tendency to eat hot Cheetos and talk using shit and you know, they're so bad for you
And I haven't had them in years and years and years, but I bought two bags of them and I ate both of them on the plane because of this one person
And it's just like so unhealthy and I don't know why I did that to my body, but now I'm fucking addicted to Hot Cheetos again, bro.
Can someone please tell me how to fix it? I'm fucking addicted now, bro.
It's bad. Like, it's bad, bro.
Alright.
Going on a diet? I need to hit the gym. I'm about to lock in, bro. I'm telling you.
I'm about to lock the fuck in. Okay.
You're a Hot Cheeto girl? No, I'm not.
I'm a grown man. I'm not a Hot Cheeto girl.
Like, why you call me a grown-
Yo, what the- Yo, dude, hold on.
Alright, you're funny.
Okay, um, display capture.
Hold on, give me two seconds.
There we go.
Oh, no, not this one.
Um, no, not this one.
What the- Okay, there we go.
Alright, let's get it!
If the area didn't smack- Oh my god.
Let me talk about one thing too, y'all make everything so sexual and weird, like not everything
in life is about busting a nut and doing all this weird shit, how about making memories,
making moments, living life, like y'all be making shit so fucking weird.
More people are on Twitch than fake after like.
Yeah, more people are on Twitch than fake after like.
It's like, what in one day, right?
We'll kick streamers, you know besides the vola oblivion and
I have a very special very very special thing from YouTube
It has been my dream since a little kids
I was 10 years old to become a youtuber it has been a dream of mine a fucking dream of mine, right a dream
Like I've always wanted to do this shit. I never thought I'd be able to do it
I never thought I'd succeed, but we fucking get it
We did something very special and we accomplished something very special
These past few weeks, okay?
Something very special and I was gonna say before we open this and before I show you guys what it is. I
Don't know what I
Did to deserve to be in this position. I don't know why anyone watches me
I don't know why people fuck with me, but I thank you and I appreciate you because the fact that you guys take your time out of the
Day to watch me being so much bro. It genuinely does bro because I never thought I'd be here
I was always the fucking loser
I was always the person in the class that no one cared about I was always the kid that sat in the corner and been do shit
Yeah, I might still be awkward yeah into the club in Mexico, and I didn't know how to dance
But I don't give a fuck that's mean if you don't like me you can leave ace with the five different
Thank you, and I'm still learning. I'm still learning how my you know people skills and shit. I wasn't you know grown up
I was very sheltered. I stayed at home. I played video games and that's all I did and that was my life
And I had a great time and I went in the real world and I'm still fucking learning
But I hope you guys are enjoying my journey with me and we have a very very special thing to celebrate
Okay, a very special thing
That is
A very special thing
Little message real quick. Let's open this up. You did it. One mission, one channel,
and one more thing. One million subscribers. Congratulations. You may have started with
just a few viewers. Damn right. For four years. Four years and no fucking viewers, bro. It
You may have started with just a few beers, but your voice, passion, and creativity have
touched the lives of people around the world.
Why is this letter lying to me?
And the community you built is enriched by the stories you've shared as you bring people
together.
To honor this milestone, we're proud to present you with the Gold Crater Award.
Every day you are redefining how content is created and it is a privilege to be a part
of your journey.
We can't wait to see what you do next.
Oh, shit!
Hold on.
Oh, shit!
Hold on.
Hold on, chat.
Hold the vlog on.
Woo-hoo!
Nah, they shit look tough.
Where'd you go?
W's in the fucking chat!
One million subscribers.
Hell yeah.
Oh, cuz of y'all, bro. Oh, cuz of y'all. And guess what?
I'm gonna be the first motherfucker to break his flatten to five minutes of opening it.
Are y'all ready? Let me get the hammer. Okay.
Bro, this is fire. This is fucking sick.
Oh, gold. Solid gold. It's an investment.
Solid gold, Chad. Who put this bitch like, right here?
Like, right here. I'm gonna figure it out.
Fire, bro.
Thank you, YouTube. I appreciate y'all.
Thank you, Chad.
Many more to come. Many fucking more to come.
My goal this year is five million.
Man, let's be realistic.
Three million, okay?
Let's try to get three million today.
Or this year, little note from YouTube.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm so fucking happy.
Stay tuned with the 10, thank you, thank you, thank you.
You know, a lot of people don't hit a million subs.
And we're here.
Also, I wanna speak on something.
Yo, Twitch, hey, shout out to y'all, respect y'all.
But, you know, you're new on Star with the Five, thank you.
I appreciate you.
You know, Twitch, I wanna speak on this real quick, Twitch,
because I see a lot of events y'all are throwing,
a lot of things you're doing
and I'm not involved in anything.
You know, I don't know what, you know,
I don't know if it's a black ball or something,
but that's like two years ago.
I'm on a different arc now.
And it's just crazy.
It's kind of like low-key disrespectful, in my opinion,
that you guys don't have me do shit
or involve me with shit.
But you know what, end of the day, bro?
Y'all told me to come here and we're here.
So maybe I'm gonna just take my out of there.
All right, let's see what's this.
Can you guys do a 24-7 date, 30 days, seven days,
or 30 days with the Mexican group or do couples again?
I'm down for whatever.
I'm confused. I didn't even say any names. Why don't you take a fence so quickly?
Why am I confused? Hello?
I'm really confused. Why would you take a fence?
Well, there's so many people on this list
neon hub
I speak I'm in big trouble, bro if I speak I've been big trouble. I stand what Gilbert?
I think he lives in a gated community. Why would he take offense?
sure
I'ma be honest, bro.
I had a dream, okay?
I had a dream last night that my new cat,
my new kitten bit me in my sleep on my fucking,
on my, like, on my face, bro.
I'm nervous to get this cat.
I'm dead-ass nervous to get this cat.
I'm scared as fuck.
The reason why I got this dog chat,
is so I can get over my fear of dogs, and I did that.
So now I got this cat, this kitten.
Apparently the breed I'm getting is like,
A breed that needs like to get wopped and shit like a dog and needs to get played with I don't have time for that
Bro, so I don't know what the well all you know what a percent of that cat could best on my life
You don't just fuck up
Wendy Ortiz met me on insleep as aura
Don't get it it's okay. Don't they've done that's already done
I
Know what is ever told me that thank you lending you got some or two. Oh god. I'm gonna be honest, bro
You got some more yourself
Both got work. We both got fucking work
All right
We love you too listen, bro. I saw some people talking shit in my chat about Wendy
Okay, I don't know why and I get obviously every good tape. She gets a every good tape
But chill on Wendy. Okay, like chill the fuck out. She is a human just like everyone else stop being rude to her and
And I don't fuck with that and we don't appreciate that and we are not following that in the chat, okay?
Stop talking shit. Stop being rude shit's not cool. We fuck with Wendy and that's that
Very simple very plain simple very plain
Yo, bro
It's like my face on Benji's body. Yo, bro, what the fuck?
Leon goes to the Latin club.
Yo, bro, come on. Come on, Chad, come on.
It's obviously not me. Like, you think I move my hex this good? I have bad coordination.
Like, why is this... Why does the hair look just like me, though?
Bro.
Alright, what the fuck? That is crazy.
All the clubs I sent you, I'm not hating on all bars.
I see boss up focus and make you say you'll see my clips make me click off your stream your hand
It's to be a little shorter from the top and why don't you wear your cardiac glasses? You are a grown man
Stop worrying about my haircut and what glasses I wear you fucking door. Oh my god, bro. Let me fucking breathe
Let me live if I want to wear the same glasses. I'm gonna wear my glasses, bro
If I want to go bald, I'll go bald stop you are a grown man. I got my number of these. I'm getting tech same
Yo, bro, can you fix your hair a little bit? You're missing it like shut up
Shut the fuck up!
Like, bro, this is my life, not yours.
Stop thinking I'm a builder bitch.
I'm not a fucking builder there.
I'm a human.
Let me wear what I wanna wear.
Let me, like, die, bro.
Y'all are so deep in.
Like, someone texted me that I'm wearing,
like, bro, yo, I swear to God.
Someone texted me on my leak number
and said that my socks are too short
and I'm gonna get longer socks because I look gay.
Like, bro!
What the, what do you, like, first off,
even if that's true, like, isn't it, wait.
Come on.
All right.
And why are you all saying facts?
He's right.
Ha ha ha.
Bro, come on, dude.
Come on, bro.
How do you guys travel by jet, right?
Yeah, like charter.
We're blasted.
It's a shit and we're live too,
so if Niggas wanna ask us questions.
Bro.
Niggas, come on!
Ah!
What?
Come on, man!
D.B.
I'm on the clock.
Fix your hair.
Oh, sorry about that.
I'm on the clock.
Sorry.
Come on, man.
I'm off his dick.
He don't know you, bro.
I'm not pulling you back, bro.
Oh!
Damn it!
I think that's like a gift I got for real.
Shout out to Agent, by the way.
Amazing fucking streamer.
Amazing, amazing, amazing streamer, bro.
Very, very, very.
It's just we have two entirely different styles of content.
I think that's like a gift I got for real.
Shout out to Agent, by the way.
Amazing fucking streamer.
Amazing, amazing, amazing streamer, bro.
Very, very, very.
two entirely different styles of content. I feel like my specialty chat and I feel like one of my
callings as a streamer is to bring motherfuckers on athletes, whatever they are, athletes, actors,
rappers, and like putting them in environments where they like have to really just be themselves
and have fun and enjoy it. Like enjoy the moment bro, enjoy this shit. And I feel like I'm good
at getting their personalities out bro, make them comfortable, feel well, and it's cool for y'all
because y'all see motherfuckers in the NBA, you see NFL players, you've seen them on the court,
But you never really see like bro who would have thought Dylan Brooks was this cool? No one no one would have thought bro
The shit is fired go back to this hairstyle. Yo
Oh my god
Go back to this hairstyle fully blonde is bad the bangs are bad and fix your skin
Wow, bro
Like I think I'm I think I'm fucking cook the other way brother like that's something we gotta stop caring like
Like come on bro, and why is everyone saying facts is gonna citrus why is everyone saying facts like let me be bro
Wait what is this yeah, yeah, is it real is real
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, am I true?
Hmm, it's not real.
I hate when my phone is,
yo it's so easy to get Photoshopped nowadays,
it's dead ass so easy to get Photoshopped.
Holy shit, y'all are deep in, very deep in.
It's recent, no it's not, no it's not.
I wanna say something though real quick,
even though this is, fuck I can't cut her out.
Oh my god, someone.
I
Start like straight off the tube. I only have ever sucked one guy's balls
What the fuck are y'all sending me?
Oh my god, bro
Like you think I want to see shit like that
Like, you can't even make me like that.
Oh, let me text Sierra.
Let me see if she's doing right now.
Like, what?
What are you doing?
Leave me alone.
God, wait.
She said she's only.
Bro, I'm confused.
Oh my god.
I'm not going to lie, I want to say this bro, and I'm going to be honest, this is from
the heart.
Erin might be the most entertaining girl
I've ever stepped foot next to in my life
and I've been around so many different people.
Bro, this girl is so fucking funny.
I don't know what type of crap she drinks in the morning.
I don't know what she'd be sniffing in the morning.
I don't know what she does,
but I have never met a girl like this in my life
that could just fully go from like,
like she could, like, like bro,
sometimes she's like so girly and oh, okay, okay, oh, okay.
Yep, yep, okay, yep.
And then sometimes she's like, yo,
don't fucking talk to him like that bitch.
Like it's just, god bro.
It's so like, she's probably the reason I was doing such long streams.
Is this how Latinas are?
In that case, I fucking love Latinas.
Wait, where I fuck with Latina?
What am I saying?
All right, yo, stop being weird.
El Tricho, so funny.
Yeah, I gotta talk to her about this because I'm about to get started calling this.
The El Tricho shit is enough.
Enough is enough.
I did this out of kindness in my heart because I genuinely wanted to and
thought she deserved it so that's why I did it and you're not gonna see this
ever happen again by the way this is not like a normal thing like meaning like
I'm not just gonna go around buying girls gifts I don't even think I really
want to I don't like unless I'm sure with her I woke he don't even want to
stream with girls to be honest so yeah but I'm glad she enjoyed the gifts and
she gave in amazing reaction and it was genuine and it was wholesome and I'm
Like I said, I like seeing people with smiles on their faces and seeing them happy.
And that's all that fucking matters.
What's the point of making all this money and doing all these things and achieving all these things if you can't just spread it to the fucking world, bro?
What's the point?
No one-
Huh?
What?
Y'all know I'm somewhat of a Mexican myself?
Hold on.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, my cat's here!
My cat's here! No!
No, I've seen what we act to fuck my cats here. What do I do?
What do I do chat my cats here?
React later. No, I gotta do it now. I'm gonna tell them to wait. Just tell them to wait for a sec. I got to keep reacting
I'm not the line. I've never your chat. I've never seen a community be so nice to me my life
I've never felt this love. I fucking love the Hispanic community, bro. Oh my god
I've never seen some shit like this only positivity bro. Why can't everyone be like that? Like why I don't get it
There's so much love in this world, bro. Why do motherfuckers gotta be so mean so rude?
Shout out to y'all, bro
Shout out to y'all
Shout to Zavala too. I'm sorry
I just gotta say a lot of shit because I never got to really sit down talk to a 101 Zavala is one of the funniest motherfuckers
I've ever been around in a minute, bro. He just genuine natural energy. This dude is so funny
He is going to be one of the top dogs in the next few years bro guaranteed bro whether it's this year next year
Whatever the fuck it is this dude is hilarious. He is dedicated. He's locked in. He's motivated
He's smart and he is just he is him you are his brother. Don't ever forget that bro
Don't let anyone tell you different a lot of these streamers that I was around they don't realize who they are bro
And it's sad like a lot like obviously it's good enough
I have an ego about understand who the fuck you are you are Zabala you are whoever you are y'all have
crazy fucking motion bro and
I'm like a glazing little no, all right
For bottles on top of his dresser my nigga this nigga don't have nothing to eat but just drink straight water my nigga
Like neon he got double taped headphones like he's nigga had two ACL surgeries
Like me I was going on my knee. This is fucked up my nigga. They don't like real shit. My nigga. What's going on?
Like give my nigga snake. All right, bro. I know he do no fake shit either my
Because he deadass thought fuck with SSB to fuck with you, which I thought I was the most stupid shit
He could have ever done, but he chose you
So get my nigga snake him all right man. He over here and mean dollar mansions and shit
Bro, Moe is welcome to come with me whatever he wants. He's on a different path, bro
He's on a different journey. He's on a spiritual journey
And he's doing his own thing bro, so let him be you fat fucking lord of shit. All right
Get off my man's dick. He's on different path when he's locked in let him be bro. I'm not gonna lie
They shut him around LA. It's very demonic. It's not good. It's very energy-sucking
He's back home with his family locked in and doing what he wants to do bro
So let him be shout some over happy birthday, brother. I love you
Okay
Like what's having faces do she be making bro like
Joe bro
But Neon is so fine wait what?
He is low-key. I see him in Yara dating. They make a cute couple literally. He's so handsome, especially his personality
He is I don't know what is maybe because he's actually sweet and that just makes someone attractive
Well, thank you
I appreciate that, I appreciate that, I appreciate that.
Starting my dual language to learn Spanish,
bro, I need a Spanish teacher.
I need a, who in this chat can teach me Spanish?
I will lock in, I will literally sit home at night,
off stream and study all the words
and learn how to form sentences, bro.
I didn't even know how to say the word toxic in Spanish,
bro, it's so embarrassing.
It's embarrassing as fuck, bro.
And like I felt like I don't know bro someone needs to please teach me bro. Please please please pretty please bro
I will pay you. I'll do whatever it takes
Talks talk see mo so that's what I thought it was bro motherfuckers are making fun of me. It's toxic. Uh idiot
All right, I need to learn though for a neon has the most adorable farewell
Thank you
guys I don't think you guys understand like I really needed this trip I was
going through so much shit and it just made me like I don't know maybe
I mean, I appreciate it a lot, I appreciate it a lot, because there was some mistake going
on back at home, and I just, I don't know.
Damn, well, I'm like, okay, every clip's about a year, but I'm like, holy fuck.
If he gets some tats and a buzzfade it's over with why does everyone treat me like a fucking
I can't get tattoos on Muslim. I literally can't get tattoos. All right, and I already had the BuzzFeed
I don't think you know like you might be new but like the BuzzFeed didn't work out bro. This is me with a BuzzFeed
Like been there done that I tried it. I looked crazy
Crazy.
This is me with a buzz fade.
I look homeless.
I look sick.
Like he's so fine.
Anna loves Winxstop.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Yeah, what's the name of this?
Okay.
Having a crush on me.
Whoop, the sun.
The sun.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Having to crush on you was not on my 26th bingo card. Yo, bro
Like don't gasp I had too much. I'm gonna take my shirt off. No, I can't so that's it
But totally fuck that's damn that's crazy
I
Just want to say my DMs are packed with females right now
It's like a like a like a like a like a spam like it's getting insane. All right, stop yelling me
I'm not gonna answer stop DMing me, bro. Holy shit. I am getting fucking spam like genuinely, bro. Oh
I could be your off-stream girl
I'll treat you right. Don't worry
Give me your number like why I'm saying cap. Nobody saw you. I
Can't but I swear to God, bro. I'm standing crazy. All right. Let me alone
Wait, are they saying that because they want
Are they saying that cuz they fuck with me or they want first
Now that I think about it something fishy is going on here
I'm not this Indian I'm telling you bro. He's a buddy I fucking know this guy's the biggest walking leg ever goes to wait for the turn right now it's yours turn honestly.
Facts, it is a fact.
Wait, Jason, you said facts?
You gotta learn to hardly.
You know, it's hardly, bro.
Facts, you know, all the trash today facts.
Oh
Doesn't know who that is that's my disabled friend. He's missing two legs. He lives in Canada
He has a weird it like urgent his body to hate for no reason because he is depressed and sad in his own life
So just ignore everything he said don't listen anything. He said
All right
Because you look thin
Did he say that to a bunch of guys yeah
We got a zesty Indian here, bro
I'm about to try that no
Okay
So here's my armor.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Ew, ew, ew.
Bro, bro, bro.
Bro!
This is so bad.
I'm Gothic.
What the fuck?
Um, are you ready?
What?
It's gonna get pretty wet tonight.
What is happening I'm not gonna lie man the Indians are taking over chat the Indians are taking over
over.
Hey.
Kai's in that screen.
Damn, she was just at 2K followers.
Yes, sir, hey!
Shout out, bro, you know what's crazy?
Bro, Chad, you know what's crazy?
If y'all were watching the stream
where we shout out this lady's TikTok
and got her like a thousand views
and got her a bunch of gifted subs and stuff.
Bro, she commented, it was this lady's birthday, bro.
I like that, bro, I'm not like,
I'm not even kidding,
I started to tear up a little bit.
Bro, it was her birthday.
She said she was so mad she had to go to work.
It was a family business,
and that happened all on her birthday, bro.
Imagine, God sent me there in that exact moment
for that moment to happen, bro.
Insane, insane, bro.
You never know what no one's going through.
That's why I don't get it, bro.
Motherfuckers are so rude for no reason, bro.
Always be nice, bro.
You never know what's happening in someone's life, bro.
And I had to learn that the hard way.
Three years ago, I was a piece of shit.
I was an asshole.
I was a fucking dick.
Amen. You live and you learn and you grow.
I'm just gonna walk away.
I love you too.
You're dead.
Just walk away.
Like everyone that's with me just has to walk away.
I have no other say.
I'm dead.
Damn.
Should I start trying to be cool?
Like I'm not gonna tell you to pull up, but I'm just gonna walk away.
Oh man.
Chaffesantea bro.
Bro this I'm not gonna lie bro. I had to have lost some testosterone after he did this bro
This motherfucker dead ass just bro. I told him not to do it
TRT bro I had to
My god, I missed this stream, bro. I'm so fucking mad at myself and planned on
In this set they said it's 100% locked and everything was like 1 million percent good
It's with one of the
I would say one of the greatest
basketball players of all time
Undisputably one of the greatest to ever do it by far like
You'll see what I'm talking about that is gonna be dafter tomorrow. Okay, and that is going to be in San Francisco. I
Don't regret it. Fuck it. I had a good time, bro. I don't get shit. It's okay
Opportunities always happen experiences are only one time if in that exact moment. Okay, so yeah, I had to stream and do all this shit
It was worth it. I don't give a fuck. It's okay
Wait
Most of us Mexicans have a family member that looks like a neon
you
70,000 peak viewers, 30K average, 1.2 million hours watched and 5,000 subs.
W's in the fucking chat, man. Let's go
Let's go. Let's fucking go. Wait, they said Red Bulls for Neon. Is that his favorite drink or something?
Why are you guys saying Red Bulls?
Make up a song!
Should I really get Red Bulls right now?
Just put it in the bag.
I'm just kidding. Uh, that was a joke.
Is it one big?
And one small.
W wait they said where you Andy?
Don't be fucking Wendy. No cap the rapper followed the era. He's mad that he's streamed with
No cap. Yeah, my life is a lot of rappers are the ends right now. I'm gonna be real bro. I saw some shit. Yeah, bro
You know, I'm seeing a few y'all slide in to these dns, you know, I don't know what you think is expected
I don't know what you think is is about to happen, but you know you stay in your lane
I stay in mine. All right, just keep your respectful around here. Okay, it's all love
You know, I love the rappers love the artists the work you put in
Get your ass out of there. Thank you
Appreciate it. All right. They don't want to be too rude because you know, they are fucking, you know
All right
I
Be parasocial but I love neon and yet it's together. All right. I might like can we get sorry like I know
I want to see the reactions, but like can we get some more clips and I don't like do we
Y'all want to hear this?
Don't want to hear this or not because this is fuck bro. There's always happening like bro
I can't like now all my streams are just gonna be oh my god, bro
like I keep watching their clips and I
I have never liked Neon.
Are you fucking out?
Yeah, thanks.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
I have never really paid attention to Neon.
I just kind of, anytime his clips come on my For You page,
I watch them and I'm like, okay, bye.
And I get-
Yo, bro.
Wow, wow, wow.
Who Yeta was before the-
Oh, she's letting us know.
She don't give a fuck about us.
Hand trips and I never knew-
She don't give a shit about us.
people that she went on the Japan trip before Japan either. So that was my whole intro to all
of them. I'm gonna be in there all Mexico right now and I'm gonna be honest like I love them
together like I really like I read those comments and I'm like lowkey like call me fair social.
I kind of love the little like nerdy baddie combo like I feel like she really like. Am I a nerd?
Like I'm seeing a lot of this and I'm trying to like not take it with a fence
Like I get it, I am a nerd, but am I really a nerd, nerd, or am I just a nerd?
Am I a nerd, nerd, or am I a nerd?
Because there's a difference.
Am I like a cool nerd, at least?
Like a, like a fun nerd?
Okay, alright.
Like, the way she talks to him, and like the way he is kind of, I'm like not me acting like I know these people,
like the way he's kind of like, it seems like he's like a little softer with her,
while she's also kind of like indirecting indirectly like not like teaching him
respect but like in a way like I love it I eat up those videos I eat up those
clips like I'm so sorry like call me parasocial like I love it like I'm gonna
be honest like I love it damn oh shit W girl W girl W fucking girl W Benji
Benji!
Benji was very nice the whole time, he was the nicest person ever, oh my god.
Like Loki, like, online, like, I thought he was me, like, when I would see his video before.
And I was not a hater, but I was just like, oh shit, like, what?
But he's so much different, like.
On camera, like, sometimes he seemed like, oh, he might be rude, but he's not rude, he's so nice.
He's super nice.
Do we have Neon?
Yo, I swear to God, if I see anyone ever fuck with Benji, bro, I would lose my shit.
This dude is the most wholesome guy ever, bro.
If you don't fuck with Benji, you don't fuck with me, bro.
Don't ever try to say some hate that shit, Tim. None of that.
Benji, we got your back, bro. The neon oils got you, bro.
By the way, I gotta switch my community name back.
We're going back to neon oils. N3's corning. Alright, we're going back to neon oils.
Enter the sub. But for real, we always got your back.
You ever got a problem the situation call me up bro one call away
We're sliding for you, bro. My people are your people bro. We're gonna fucking slide every time
Or I hope right we are right yeah, okay. Yeah, we're gonna switch it back tonight. I'm just gonna make me on the oils
Me on opens up vulnerability to his girlfriend here about his PTSD
How was it with me on this in a human book like do you think he's like
say hello to sub
oh yup
i'm taking a sub, you all taking a sub?
i just met him
yo stop giving me subs
nah, julio the sub, thank you
how was it with me on yesterday?
keep it above, like do you think he's like
he's cool?
say hello to sub
oh you all taking a sub? you all taking a sub?
cool friend what do you mean friend oh you're taking a slow y'all taking a slow
yeah bring this fucking rich you know Indians have big
You understand that me and you're this like the first week where like I've
like actually like really like talk to her like that you understand that right
like it's not like I've known this girl for three four five six seven months you
Do you get what I'm saying?
Like, I don't think you understand that this is real life.
This isn't a fucking video game.
This isn't a movie.
This is real life.
Okay?
We just met, literally.
I'm not gonna lie, I am gonna plan
the greatest Valentine's Day in fucking streaming history.
I will say that.
Oh, brutal, brutal, brutal, brutal, brutal.
No, no, no, no.
That was great.
He was making real money.
She was getting cloud anyway, just being around him.
Why she need all the money too?
I didn't say that.
She should return that money today.
If she's a true Christian, Sam, you want to be a Christian?
Give them back 200,000 for the first year.
That's all we're asking.
That's fucking evil.
I feel so bad about it. I make Christian's dreams
Praying she feels horrible for taking his money
I think it's because of that or because of the only thing so it's for dumping him and bro it broke my heart
I was like, why are you dumping him bro? He's that fucking nice guy. I didn't get dumped first off second off
I don't want none of that bullshit
I don't want none of that bullshit and they canceled didn't you weirdo they did not cancel it
These captions are so weird bro stop being weird perfect time to run Tracy collab again
Tracy! Shout out to Tracy Cortez! We love you!
Alright.
How many correct this month?
You guys want me to be honest?
Wait, what month is it?
It's August.
To be honest, just one.
Just one?
Yeah, in August?
Yeah.
But you guys will never know who it is.
Like, ever, ever, ever, ever.
I just don't know.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
She's obviously trolling.
Like, Emory and stuff.
She's obviously trolling, bro.
Like, y'all be taking shit too serious.
Way too serious.
The fuck?
Is this even a good representation chat?
Does this make sense to y'all?
Because I look nothing like this guy.
I have good eyebrows.
No, I don't.
Oh my God, my eyebrows are fucking bushy.
Are you gonna go?
I'm just going to go with, uh, with, uh, with, uh,
I'm going with Zavala and Benji.
Yes, we're going to go, um...
And sit there with Anjani, and we're going to go and get some burritos.
Yeah.
Give me two seconds, my...
Hey fuck it up!
Oh my fucking gosh.
What the fuck?
She's Latina.
How do you say that in Spanish?
Toximoci?
She's toxic as well.
You're gonna have to deal with that. Are you ready for it?
Yes.
Bro, how did that come out? I feel so embarrassed, bro.
I'm so sorry if I offended anyone.
anyone I feel so fucking embarrassed how that I don't know the easiest word
bro I'm telling you I'm taking classes and I'm learning I'm gonna learn how to
say every word properly you're gonna see a fluent fucking Spanish man in a week
bro a week give me seven days remember this day seven days from now I'm gonna
start talking like fucking like all the rest of them bro like everyone else on
that trip give me give me seven days bro
All right, bro, this is a confession booth everyone close your eyes if you were spamming kiss in this very moment
Put a me bro
Put a fucking me. Let's just just let it out, bro
Let it out if you were spamming kiss at this exact moment in this stream put a me, bro
This is safe space. It's just me and you no one else will know. Oh my god. Y'all are fucking insane
Yeah, bro, yeah, come on, bro
Why is the whole chest ending me
The whole fucking track!
Anything else? I think we're done, right? No more clips?
That is fun to me both the way like when I'm not looking maybe but when I'm looking no, thank you
What did I do I was just I was being friendly to the fellow Mexicans I
Was just being friendly. I was trying to be nice
I was trying to spread the love
Or not love but spread the
Don't use the word friendly near toxicus. Alright, someone give me a bootcamp, bro, because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
It's like, like, Chad, you know, like, who the shit got tipped? Like, you just randomly spat out.
When I hear that word, it makes me look like fucking, oh my god, bro.
Like...
I promise I'd never sing. I'm why she crying
I will say I haven't had this fun streaming in a minute, bro. I'm gonna be real, bro
I haven't had this fun streaming in a minute, bro
Huh man
All right, I guess enough for the club. Yo stop bro stop. Oh this cat stop
Fuck are y'all doing
Why did I look so happy? I promise you I was not this happy. It was more of like a fake
smile. Like, I didn't explain it. It was like a, and why did she look so happy too? Oh my
God, all right, all right, you imagine you're the camera, right? Yeah, then she did this.
All right, I'm not sure if you can see it. Come on. I fuck with him. I'm not trying to
see. You got some girl sending you a picture of her in a thong. Hmm? I was gonna buy that
for you. You was gonna buy that for me. So why she sent you a picture of her without a thong?
She must have sold it. She sold it? No.
If you are a man, obviously this is a skit, if you're a man and you cheat, you deserve
nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
You deserve the biggest karma.
You deserve every single bad thing possible to happen to you when you're a fucking dick.
Why be in a relationship with a girl if you're gonna cheat?
Make some sense?
Zero cents?
At all.
Tripp summarizing this clip.
Oh my god, Liam, why me this?
in this clip.
Oh my god, yeah, baby this.
Did you hear that?
I heard that.
Bye for her.
And what did I do?
I bought that bitch.
I bought that bitch, I swept my car.
Tell me, buddy, you see how I got it?
Tell me about you got it.
Um, how many views do I have?
I got some for her.
I got like, four or five.
I
Everyone knows that one girl who always has an attitude
And she'll look at you like you just offended her entire family she's constantly making those
Yeah, what the fuck, y'all, you're out!
Yo, bro!
OH MY GOD, THAT'S HER!
THAT'S HER!
Wait, no, no, oh my god, that probably looks so bad not the not the person she doesn't look like that
But the snacks thing that doesn't look no, no, she doesn't look like that person, but she looks oh my god
She's not no
She's smiling like nothing ever happened mood swings unlocked like DLC
She'll be rude all morning roast everybody in the hallway act annoyed at the world
But the minute she starts munching she turns normal again like someone's lifter switch
She's got attitude for no reason, faces for no reason, beef with the air for no reason.
But somehow, every friend group has at least one of her.
Bro, how did it come up with shit like that?
How the fuck did it come up with shit like that?
Alright, anything else?
Anything else before we go?
I
Don't know why I kept saying stop
You see
She's using my weaknesses and everyone did that bro. Just cuz I don't know Spanish. I'm telling you bro
I'm gonna learn I'm sick of the shit. I know everyone is looking for a response to Dylan Brooks comments about podcasts
I can't believe I started a Dylan Brooks J. Mon Green beef in 2026
Who's next?
Let's make it and be a spicy bro. Why can't all fuckers all beat with each other like before the game come on
He was speaking on me and Paul George
Doing podcasts. He said they're not good at basketball. So focus on hoops
I don't really feel the need to get in back and forth
I need to see this cat. I'm sorry. I got to hurry this up. Stop. I guess you can I got to see this cat
I got to see this cat anything else anything else
So he has a crest he called her and her name is Mike Lindley
That's okay. I didn't see this
You see how she was just waiting to say it yo bro you see how she was looking around waiting
for the moment look look at her look at any waiting for the moment look look at her
All right, enough of these clips.
I think we're done.
There's a clip, I can't find it.
She would never collab with you
because she was on Team Will.
So you should ask her what made her change her mind.
Wait, is this true?
Is this true, Chad?
Y'all know everything.
Y'all the FBI, is this true?
She said she would never stream with me and then did it?
Yes, find me the clip.
Find me the clip.
Apparently Ron called out Neon for viewbotting.
Like motherfuckers like Neon's viewbotting gang, look at the shots screen.
Let's be serious. Ron, I love you. I love Neon.
I got a slide for Neon on this one, bro.
This motherfuckered Neon is going crazy doing collages.
Just take the dollar, she sure.
Okay, it's a pair.
I love Jesus, my brother for life, always.
My brother, my real brother, bro.
Real life brother.
Any other clips?
What?
This was, hey, this was raspberry juice.
Or pineapple, or pineapple, whatever the fuck it is.
Duh, man. W fuckin' Groove.
I'm not gonna lie. Moment of silence, 20 seconds for how fucking good this trip was, bro.
Moment of silence.
Alright, sorry, I have a tiktok brain.
I can't do any more moments of that.
But for real, bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro. Out of this groove, I want to say also, a specialist office of all those girls, bro, she, like, is, like, just, I didn't really talk to her much,
But just tell me I can really read people right and just like telling the way she moves when she acts very down the earth person small
And even marry her okay marry her put a fucking ring on it, bro. Actually before it's too late
I'm telling you right now bro. It's hard to find people like that real shit
It's cuz last night when we were at the club we all kept fucking playing with me talking to a whole bunch of bitches and then
um I
Caught him in the act and then
It went over there, and I said no
No, not in front of me.
That's why that, that shit got shut down real quick.
All right.
Hold on, look, look, look at this, look,
I told you all, bro, look at this, bro.
Thank you so much, you know,
and your visit to my family's business
was a wonderful birthday present.
I was sad because I had to work,
but your visit brightened my day,
even though I didn't receive any gifts,
your visit was a great birthday present.
Wow.
Alright, I think we're done. I think we're done with the clips. I think we're done with the clips.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Amanda, you're so beautiful, I love your hair.
Better?
Yeah.
Sam, nice to meet you.
I think I'm living in a fucking simulation, bro.
Yo, bro, I have to be living in a simulation.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
All right.
Anything else?
Anything else, guys?
Is that it?
Look how much better you got with bigger t-shirts.
You look so much better.
Stop worrying about my physique.
Worry about your own.
wake up who is this I don't know anything else any more clip shutters added are
we missing you know the worst part I'm not even kidding I was that ass trying
He was like like Zavalli gets so deep into the stream the motherfucker was dead-ass holding
He wouldn't let go of me. I had yo all my life. I had tears in my eyes. I swear on God
on God
You got scammed the bag is only 50 bucks
No, not even just class specifically but like
Bro, I'll tell you this, Neon is a fucking loser.
Okay, I'm a fucking loser.
He does anything his community says.
He looks at the phone, yes Chad, yes, like a fuckbag.
Neon man.
He's even got bitches, he bought McKinley, my bitch.
He bought my bitch a $20,000 bag and did he?
I never bought McKinley a bag ever.
What are you talking about?
I've never bought McKinley a bag.
Get any pussy and you respect that?
No.
What the fuck?
I've never put on a kid in your bag, bro!
What I'm gonna say is he's not off-camera.
I'm very close with him.
I love you, Simon!
I love you!
Every time he's cool.
That's fucking weird.
He's at the last few.
Just like you.
He's kind of a skilful.
You get women tokens of money?
No.
Yeah, because it's weird.
No, but I mean, if he does something for content, that's one thing, but at the end of the day...
He's super busy.
Why are we pretending like he's trying to fucking care?
I don't know if he is.
I promise you, I'm not like these other guys, bro.
I'm not here to just...
I don't know.
um this is bad bro what do you think the amount ugly faces I see make is crazy
they probably think you're so huh neon at this point you're going to be late
for every stream to stop streaming I don't stream it I retire you happy you
You happy, bro? You happy? Fuck off.
Piece of shit.
Piece of fucking shit.
W, alright whatever, I don't care.
Neon.
Alright, I think that's it.
Okay, alright!
Chat, it is officially time to get my new cat,
$5,000 exotic cat.
It is time.
I am so excited.
We're going to get the cat, we're going to see the cat, we're going to show the cat the cat.
And after we do that, we're going to go and I have to find out if the cat is going to be friends with my dog.
Because if y'all don't know I have a dog.
And then, we're going to go to PetSmart, buy the cat a bunch of shit.
I'm going to spend minimum $1,000 on my cat.
Yes, I'm tricking out of my cat. I don't give a fuck.
Let's do it.
Duffy's in the chat, I'm nervous.
It's an exotic cat, very special.
Um, and yeah, excuse me, let's get this shit popping, man.
Let's get this shit popping. Let's get this shit popping. Let's get this shit popping.
Um, sorry, excuse me. Okay. Um, but yeah, I'm nervous.
I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous, I'm nervous.
I am very fucking nervous. Let's do it.
Um, are y'all ready? Are y'all ready?
Y'all ready? Check the bottom of the clips.
I saw bro, I saw, I saw, I saw.
Yo, it's good, Megan, Mike.
Yep.
All right, chat.
It's about that time.
We are going to get this cat.
I'm nervous.
The cat's literally right in front of me.
Kitten, kitten, cat, kitten, kitten.
$5,000 more, kitten.
Anything I should know before I touch it and pet it?
Anything I should touch?
Or anything I should know?
Like, shaking from scared of cats, bro.
Fuck.
I'm literally scared of cats.
Okay, I need to have a heart's heart on my dog first.
Aurea, come here!
Aurea!
Come here!
What, did she die?
Aurea!
Good girl slash boy, come here.
Aurea!
You're in a tree?
Yo bro, are you fucking kidding me?
Hey, Oria, come here.
Hey!
All right, sit.
I need to have a heart to heart.
I need to have a heart to heart real quick.
Hold on, sit Oria, sit for me, sit, sit, sit, sit.
Listen, don't get, oh, okay, all right.
Why are you all saying, you, bro, this dog is out.
You need to get a right angle because then sometimes she's like a mutt, stay stay stay. Is this not the cutest dog ever, bro?
Ugly ass dog. Look over there. Look at the camera. Look at the camera right there.
Look, look, look, look, look.
Look, look.
All right.
Listen, you can't be jealous. You can't eat her.
You can't fuck her.
Oh, it's a guy. Wait, you're a girl.
You can't keep your hands to yourself. Okay, we're gonna be a happy family. All right. Good girl. All right
Let's go. Are y'all ready?
Are y'all ready? Are y'all ready? Are y'all ready?
Should I leave the um...
All right, let's go. Come on. Let's go.
Let me turn my lights on, what's up bro?
How you doing man?
Is that it?
That's good bro.
Really JCV?
Really bro?
Should I put her in the room real quick?
Yeah.
Okay, come on, let's go.
Get your hands over here.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
Bye bye.
Hi!
All right, oh, I'm nervous, fuck.
All right, let's go.
Can we turn some, can you turn the light on for me?
Okay.
All right, wow, so this is the,
this is the, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it,
let's do it, let's do it.
All right, real quick, I just wanna let you know
before we start.
I am here, can you pass me my microquick?
I'm very scared of cats.
Yeah, like, I don't know anything about them.
And I'm nervous as fuck.
And I had a dream last night that my,
you know what?
I had a dream last night that this amazing kid
and over here bit me in my sleep.
So yeah, it's cool.
All right, you're good, dude.
He's like the nicest cat ever, bro.
He was one of my other cats.
He was in my bed, bro.
He's chilling, bro.
I've had him for like almost a month and a half.
Okay, does he already have a name?
No, no name, bro.
No name?
No, I don't name them.
Okay, but do they get like, if you say a name, like,
can you try?
Over time, yeah, over time, yeah.
Obviously with treats and stuff.
The, the, the, the, the, so shall we
have to think of a name?
Should we, should we take him out?
Yeah, we got his little toe right there,
but let's take him out.
Okay, okay.
It's a boy, right?
Yeah, it's a boy.
It's a boy.
He was waiting to get out, so.
Hey!
By the way, chat, we'll, we'll tell him
all our stuff in a little bit,
but these people motherfuckers got the best cats ever.
I have bad allergies to cats,
and these are like hypo...
Hyprologenic.
Yeah.
Okay.
Also, is my dog gonna be fine?
Oh yeah, he's good, bro.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh.
No, we're not calling him Trico.
It's so tiny.
Okay, how do I go about petting him?
Petting him?
Well, I usually like to grab them like under.
Okay.
Like I try to do it with like two hands.
I'm already used to like holding my cat like this.
So like, I know how to hold them like with one hand.
I'll zoom in real quick, JCV.
Looks like my cat.
Wait, how do you have the same cat as me, bro?
So what's the brand?
I don't know, breed?
It's called a bangle.
A bangle.
So Chad, these are called foreign bangles or bangle?
Bangle.
My brand is called foreign bangle.
So I try to, he doesn't bite?
No.
Not at all?
No, no, no.
This breed doesn't bite?
No, like playfully, yeah,
but it's not gonna fully bite you, you know?
Oh, oh, hey.
What did I pet him?
But he can put it like behind his back and stuff.
You know, obviously, if you're talking like way too loud,
he's going to get freaked out, you know?
Hi, how you doing?
Oh my god.
Damn, bro, this cat's cute.
How do you feel with the texture?
No, it's great.
He's soft, right?
Yeah, he doesn't shatter anything.
Very little, very, very little.
I wash them, clip his nails, clean.
OK, how often do I have to clip the nails?
Like every two weeks.
Every two weeks?
Yeah.
I'm gonna show you how to do it too,
like you can do it yourself.
Let's learn everything, bro.
Dude, we can do it all.
Chat, WRL, WRL cat, WRL cat, what do y'all think?
So how are Bengals made?
So Bengals come from a domestic cat
mixed with an Asian leopard,
and they come by generations.
So you got a perfect generation,
because it's like an F4, F3, F4 slash.
So like if you get an F1, it's like 50% wild blood.
So it's too like, wild, too aggressive, you know?
So it's 100%.
So this is like 15%, yeah this is 15, 15, you know?
Cause he's like a generation three to four.
So he's not like crazy aggressive,
but like he looks aggressive, but he's not, you know?
He's, this cat looks aggressive, does he?
You know?
Okay, just making sure.
Like the spots and stuff, you know,
people think it's like aggressive, so.
Hey, so how big is he gonna get?
I mean, he's pretty big for his age.
Like he eats a lot, like a lot, yeah.
Can we, can I start feeding him a lot?
Or is that rude?
No, I would feed him a lot.
So he's like a big cat, you know?
I kinda wanna be a little small.
You wanna, all right, then you gotta limit some diet.
I also feed him raw foods too, so.
Okay. Yeah.
Bro, something, yo, Chad, no one's gonna,
I'm not gonna kill the fucking thing.
What are you talking about?
Looks like a tiger?
Hell yeah.
So what color do these cats come in?
So they come in like brown, like, they're called like,
there's white ones, which are called like stone leopards.
There's silver ones.
Like any color that's like traditional like natural in your head like oh pop up.
And the rarest one is the black one.
The black one.
How much do those go for?
Uh, they'll go around like 15k.
Yeah.
I ever tried to use like 4,000 or 5,000?
4,500.
4,500?
Yeah, for the brown ones.
This is considered a brown one.
He's going to get more browner and like orange later on.
For real?
Hell yeah.
He's not like his full like perfection.
You know, he's going to get more.
Can I sleep with him?
Yeah, of course.
I get lonely at night so.
Damn! Okay, what else? I got a lot more questions. I'm learning.
And how much are the white ones?
The white ones start at 6,265.
6,265. So these are the most popular ones?
The brown ones are the most popular and they're the most traditional.
Bro, why does it feel so soft?
Damn!
And also train them so you can hold them for like, you know, like this.
Yeah, should I drop them off?
I mean, if you want you can have them walk around.
I mean, whatever you want, you know.
Okay, that's a lot of going loads.
Yeah, you can put it wherever you want.
How do I?
Oh.
It's like, it's like, you know, I like to grab them like under, so they feel safe, you
know.
Bro, that's such a cute fuck, bro.
I gotta be able to...
Where do you want to go?
I'm nervous, just throw him over there, yeah.
Okay, how old is he?
He's four months right now.
Four months.
Yeah, we got some toys here.
Some toys?
Yeah, so you can choose some toys, like we can, you can like, you know, this.
I got him like his little rat too, like.
Okay.
Can I name him Chat?
Chat, you want to name him Chat?
Chat, should we name him Chat?
Oh, sorry.
Hey.
Oh.
Oh, I don't think he likes me.
Very good.
He's just getting used to the environment, you know?
Nah, bro.
This is better than having to banger stream, bro.
This is...
All right.
I might start the little game.
Let me just chill out.
Firecat, hell yeah, shit, cool.
Can you any questions?
Shit, cool, I got a lot of questions, bye.
Yeah, ask the man.
So, how many pounds is he right now?
He's like four and a half, five pounds.
Four and a half, five pounds.
Hold on, don't fall!
They always land under our feet, so.
Oh, so he'll be fine.
Yeah, they're good.
Okay, we need to think of a name chat,
but that's what we got a lot more to do.
Does this cat does not look expensive?
Is that, do I?
No, it's yellow eyes.
Yellow eyes, yeah.
Chad, be honest, if you have to guess
how much this cat was worth, what would you think?
She's gonna get double the size of this, you think?
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
They get long.
Fuck.
They love the floor.
They don't get long.
They're not tall.
If you have to guess how much this cat was worth,
what would y'all say, Chad?
5K, 4K, name him El Chico, suck my dick.
Hey, hey.
So can I get like a, bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Like I'd be sitting at home lonely as fuck.
Can I get another dog too?
Like can I get two dogs and a cat and then,
can I get like a, like can I buy like a black one one day?
Yeah, of course.
I mean, do you wanna try to get your dog out?
Oh, is that kind of one?
Oh my God.
Now he's good.
Is it kind of off?
It's off or on?
No, it's off.
Okay.
You said try to get my dog out?
Yeah.
Okay, how do we, so how, okay.
How do I make that like my dog?
I mean.
I don't have a name for him so I can't, yeah.
I mean I like how I started training them. It's like I took them out very young
I've already took them out a couple times like I said like it's like if you wanted to be yours
You have to be with them like the whole time you got to hold them
You know hope you let anyone else. I'm ready. That's gonna be their cat
You know yeah, so and I see like, you know, it's late four months. Oh, you're good. Yeah
That's why I took mine out and then you know, you can put on my leash, too
Put them on a leash. Yeah, I heard that this brand is very like they need a lot of maintenance
well they're very active they're just like dogs so I mean yeah he was I know
your dogs very like active very he got he got hooked huh yeah he got but like
cuz like he doesn't know him you know so I mean let's try to introduce him you
sure yeah you hold you hold your dog and then I'll hold the cat yeah okay let me
let me clean this water oh my god chat predictions this is gonna go good or bad
Shit, hold on.
I might need to...
Hold on.
Let me get it.
Are we good?
That ball is like shit.
Get her, she's ready to go.
Wait, wait, wait.
Please, please, please be nice, okay?
Be nice.
Oh my god, we are so fucked. We are so fucked.
Do you want to go to the couch and sit down and see what's up?
Do you want me to try to sit down?
Yeah, let's just go side by side and just sit down right here.
You want to try to lie down, Jesse?
Oh yeah, be nice.
What do I do?
They can touch?
Yeah, let's just try to let them smell, but obviously...
Oh, what was that?
It was just defensive move, you know?
Oh my God, he's looking at him crazy.
He's looking at her, is this a gorilla boy?
Bro, he's looking at her crazy.
Oh, just, damn.
He's getting more scared now.
Yeah, fuck.
Bro, she's, bro.
Yeah.
He's looking crazy at.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know, bro.
She's a little scared too.
Yeah, they're both scared.
How about you hold on?
You pussy, bro, you hold him.
Yeah, you hold him.
Okay.
You gotta comfort him.
He's yours.
Everything's gonna be all right.
But he's remember, he's not gonna bite you or nothing.
So even if he's hissing and stuff, like we're in.
Oh yeah, he's hissing still out here.
We're gonna switch.
No, you're good.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
why is he doing that to me?
You're good, you're good.
Shh.
I think he just sharded.
Okay, yeah, this is, I'm not gonna lie.
We might have to, we have to try this again next year.
Wait, hold on, this is, bro, what do we do?
Oh, you're good, bro.
It's gonna take time, it's not gonna be the first day
that they're gonna-
You thought they're gonna love each other,
start looking at each other?
Nah, it's gonna take a couple days.
Seriously. Yeah, a couple days.
It's like a grind?
Nah, you know, they just gotta get used to each other.
All right, they're good now.
Is he looking, is, look at his face, JCB, come over here.
Is he looking crazy at her?
No.
Hey, it's okay.
I mean, she's good with me.
How do you feel?
Nervous?
Yeah.
I'm going, this thing can't do.
I mean, he's never bit me.
He's like, they're never gonna come out.
You're trying to go, should I let him go?
Let him go.
Okay, where you trying to go, brother?
Bro, I wonder if this cat knows that it's worth $5,000.
Like, bro, you got a aura, bro.
You're him.
Don't ever forget that, bro.
Yeah, stand tall.
Put your chest up.
Yeah.
for ya?
All right.
I think this is gonna work out.
It's gonna work out.
You gotta give it a couple of days, you know,
but he's a good cat.
Okay, so how do I like,
can I let them be around each other like this normally?
Yeah.
And they'll hear it out.
He'll, like, she'll learn that, like, you know,
obviously, like, you know, she's keeping her distance
because she knows like she's not trying to get
like attacked or nothing, you know?
Yeah.
And he knows not to go up to her,
but eventually they're gonna bond together.
Because they're just gonna be like,
my roommate, gotta like.
I mean, like he's already like coming up over here,
so you know.
What's his business?
Yeah, can you tell him real quick what your business is
for anyone who does wanna buy a cat?
Yeah, so, I mean, my business,
I provide bangles obviously for you,
and I do Savannah cats,
so I don't know if you know what Savannah cats are.
I don't.
So Savannah cats are same exact thing.
There is long, they're uh.
Is that okay?
Yeah, you're good.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean, he might get spooked.
She's just trying to see like, you know.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Give me two seconds, we'll.
Bro, this feels like a fucking horror movie.
It's like Tom and Jerry, hold on.
They have to stare down, bro.
Savannah cats are so tough.
Wait, so chat, I thought on chat GBT,
They said cats and dogs like each other.
I love them babies.
He's turning around.
They don't.
They're about to fight.
Bro, I don't know what's happening,
but I'm ready to see what.
I'm not gonna lie.
Good girl.
What's a dog's name, Aurea? Aurea, give it time? I bet.
So like this could be good for my dog, right?
Because my thing was I didn't want to leave my dog alone.
Oh yeah, that's perfect. You're not leaving the cat alone and you're not leaving the dog alone.
But is it smarter to get another dog or a cat? Because cats are low maintenance.
Cats are low maintenance. Because then who's going to take you?
I mean, is it trained? Like to pee in here?
No, no, no, go outside.
Okay. You know.
She doesn't look too thrilled.
It's okay. You gonna figure it out. You got no choice.
You got no choice.
One false move and you're dead.
Get your time. All right, hopefully this works out. Okay, my bad, bro. Let's go back to what?
You're good. You're good. We'll let them be, I think.
Are they both, are they next to each other?
Where did the cat go?
You wanna grab him?
Um, yeah, yeah, some comfort, yeah, some comfort, okay?
Good boy.
And grab them.
Is he always like grab them from under?
Is she gonna get jealous?
Maybe.
Fuck.
I feel like a snake.
No, no, no, no, don't get jealous.
I'm so sorry.
Pro.
Come on.
You're okay.
You're okay, alright so where can, where, okay, everything's alright, what were we saying?
Where we can find the cats?
Yeah, so basically you know, I've heard my bangles in Savannah cats, Savannah cats are
like taller, they're more like, those are more wild, aggressive.
Okay, but these are the converse.
These are the converse, these are family friendly, you know, family friendly, yeah, so yeah, so
I mean I breed them, my family breeds them, I've been doing it for like four or five years,
and I do it all over the US and sometimes out of the world.
All right, what's your, where do they find you?
It's at foreign bangles on Instagram, all socials.
At foreign bangles, or your cat got motion too.
Yeah, yeah.
Your own cat got motion.
That's the brand.
I don't post kittens on there sometimes,
but his name is Baki.
That's the main guy.
He's the one that represents my brand.
Yeah.
That's how I get found everywhere.
That'll be us in the fucking chat.
That'll be us in the chat, bro.
That'll be us in the chat.
He wants to explore his new crib.
Is this place big enough for that?
Oh yeah, definitely.
Okay.
We gotta get the toys for him.
Yeah, let's try to play with the toys.
Let's try to play with the toys.
What is Aurea about to do?
Aurea, nope.
Dogs and cats are good, let them simmer.
I know, bro.
It's gonna work out.
This is for you.
Trust me.
It's like when my mom made me get braces
and it hurt.
I don't understand why.
And then.
Yeah, so cats love feathers.
Look at feathers.
Yeah.
No, oh, we in the front.
Or maybe dogs love feathers too, I know.
The feather, here, hey, look at this feather.
What do I do?
Just swing it.
Swing it around, yeah.
Oh, oh.
Like, like bounce the thing.
like in the air?
Or sometimes you can like drag it across the floor
like in front of him and then like.
Ah!
Oh!
Yeah like sometimes you can.
Bro this cat, his eyes like,
poof, like he's on coke.
That's what it looks like.
So sometimes you can like go like this, but.
So that's how many minutes a day
You don't have to do that for like five.
Oh, as long as you want, you know.
It was good to keep them active.
Oh yeah, you know where you, excuse me.
What's the name?
What do we name it?
I don't know, but we gotta figure this out.
Okay, hold on.
Chad, what do we name him?
Or should we, cause I gotta go to Petco
and all this stuff and get a bunch of stuff.
I just wanna make sure they don't kill each other.
Okay.
So you got his own reflection.
Should I keep his eye on him to make sure?
Yeah.
Yo, Chad, I'm not naming him.
Oh, what is this?
the laser pointer.
What the fuck?
Yeah, yeah.
Are you trying?
Yeah, let's get closer and let's do it.
Okay, how do you do it?
Just hold the button right here.
The little button, yeah.
Oh, nice, the dog's.
Your dog might be a cat too.
Bro, she's a little slow.
Oh yeah, come here.
Yo, you good, bro?
No, this might not work out.
Where's the, where's the, here.
Bro, they're swamped personalities.
Why does this, why does he not care?
Yo, bro, there's a red light right under you.
Yo, brother.
Well, he's still looking at the dog, you know?
Oh yeah, true.
He's still trying to protect himself.
Okay, okay.
So what instinct does he have to protect himself?
What would he do?
Like, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Worst thing, he's just gonna slap your dog.
Yeah, like multiple times, like this, like, yeah.
But he's not gonna bite him or anything, I mean.
So you have to make sure the nails aren't long.
So if it's a, yeah, it's already,
like a little bit of, it's like a bitch slap.
It's like, it's a pumbling hand.
Yeah, like back off, you know?
Okay.
Pro, the cat, oh my God.
I feel like he's more comfortable over there.
Yeah, look, he was put there, yeah, look.
Wait, the laser is back for dogs?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, don't put him in the eyes.
Fucking hell.
Yeah.
All right, we gotta think of a name.
We gotta think of a name.
And then how, can I like, ooh, wow.
Wait, that was your nail, I thought it was.
Okay, like this?
Yeah.
Ha ha ha, you jealous bitch.
Oh, you jealous little bitch.
You don't know where to go.
I got a new friend.
Oh my God, her eyes are watering.
This is so fucked.
Dude, I feel like, I feel so bad.
You might have to hold on how long though have you had bro two years and I'm closer to her than my like my own brother
Yeah, bro like this is
You want it do you like do you feel like you're gonna take him out like to your streams and stuff
Yeah, yeah, he's coming on the journey. Mm fuck. Yeah
But like now like what do I do with her?
Like it's awkward
It's like you see your ex at a party like hi might be upgrade I don't know
There's an upgrade or a downgrade be honest I'm gonna put it I'm up or you know
I'm gonna put him oh yeah he's making noises he's not happy all right upgrade
or downgrade I say it's a sticky one it's a sticky
situation so I just got to just literally let them be yeah you're gonna be
like the first streamer with a bingo like that goes outside.
For real?
Yeah.
Fuck.
All right.
I think I'm about to take him out then.
Can I hold him or should I put him in the carrier?
I mean, I can hold him?
Fuck it.
Yeah, hold him.
I mean, it's better if you're holding him
so he gets more comfortable with you, you know?
That's true.
I'm trying to think of a name.
Do cats like when you touch their tails?
Yeah, you're good.
This is scary.
Fuck.
Does he blink?
Yeah.
Okay.
I've like literally never seen him blink before.
Is this your first time seeing a bangle cat?
Yeah, I've known him first time ever.
Fuck.
This has to work, right?
This has to.
It's gonna work.
You said it's just a few days and they'll be friends.
A few days.
Running after each other.
Good thing is that, you know,
they're keeping their distance,
they're not attacking each other, the dog isn't aggressive, so.
I've never seen her like this though.
Yeah.
And they're just staring each other down.
Sorry, Orya.
Okay.
I think we're good.
Yeah.
Okay.
I think we're good.
Yeah.
It can be loud.
So cats don't like the noise.
I mean, they get used to it, but I mean, he just got here, so it's like any environment
for him, you know?
I feel you.
And then where does he shit?
In a litter box.
Okay, so I gotta buy a litter box?
Yeah, a litter box.
What else do I need to buy?
Just find out.
You know, food bowls, dry food, wet food, you know?
I mean, I already got you, like, all the toys, basically.
Perfect.
in like a bed?
You know, honestly, like a cat tree?
Yeah.
But like, they sleep anywhere.
Like, they sleep in the most random spots.
Like, you might see them sleep in like,
in that like corner, inside, yeah.
Okay, back.
Yeah, so it's super random.
What else do we need to know, chat, before we go?
What else, what else, what else, what else, what else?
Give them time to warm up, it's gonna be all right.
I think this is better than getting two dogs.
I think it is.
Because you can like, take one outside, like, for real,
for real, you know?
Yeah.
Anything else keep the doors closed yeah keep the doors closed pet them both you idiot
Don't name it la bide litter box litter box to clean poop cat tree
Can I get like can I make like a cat resort like in a room? Oh, yeah, like a whole the cat room. Yeah, I got yeah
You know I can stall like
Planks on the wall and make like a hole. Yeah, I'm gonna just duck because I want to look like a jungle
There's crazy like catcher's like there's like a dinosaur catcher. It's just like for six feet tall and like this climate. Yeah
It's like different kind of sick ones. Yeah, that would be sick
Gonna be alright, don't you worry, don't you hurry?
Okay, I'm gonna have to pet smart and I'm gonna go get stuff. Thank you so much
I really appreciate you means a lot bro. I'm gonna keep giving you updates
Because I know this is your this is your like person. Yes. Yeah, so I'm gonna keep giving you updates
We'll see you on my stream and then that's um, let's plan up
Let's plan a play date with mine and yours. Yeah, when it's a little bigger, maybe yeah, definitely
I mean, they already know each other like they live together. There's no problem with that. Yeah
Yeah, you're already getting in comfy with you
So just pull back up in a little and then I'll show you how good care I take of this
And then when I think of the name I'll send it to you, but I gotta figure out we gotta figure out the name
Maybe what's like a
Nails aren't long right now. No, that's just like wash them. I trimmed them. He's like literally harmless. Yeah, and do cats ever smell?
I mean
No, cuz they clean themselves. That's the other thing because I should be smelling sometimes. Yeah, you know washer
this dog is not happy all right we're gonna figure it out I'm gonna put her
I'm gonna put him in the thing and then head downstairs this does he like this
thing uh not kind I mean take him in your hand but I fold them like you know
I gotta take a fish try this talk like that's you fuck it I'll be back come on
brother we're going on a journey follow me oh or you know or you know look at
my moment that's weird can you hold can you hold them real quick yeah I got
thank you bro I'll be right back you want to talk if you want to talk to the
chat I mean I don't got no chat to look at so I'm just like you know
What should we name him? What should he name him? What do you think? Egon, recommendations?
I like chat. Chat? Yeah, chat is cool.
I'm saying Neo. Fossa. Fossa.
What is it for 20? Why is it in Trica?
Or, I don't know.
I love them bro, I'm gonna miss them.
Alright.
Let's go.
Do I just leave the dog here?
Yeah, all right. See you later
You're switching roles now, bro. You're picking the cats out instead of the dogs
Fuck it. I gotta do what I gotta do. All right, come on. Come here. How do I?
How do I call it?
It's gotta get used to it though to you
I'm gonna have to grab them. Let's see how you grab them, you know, by yourself
Does he not like this?
If he's pushing you away, he won't like it, but like he's good right now.
Okay.
Yeah.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, can you if you get that, the, the, the carrier?
Just in case if we have to, I'll take a moment, I'm gonna have to pick out the stuff he wants.
Alright.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You got him.
He's trying to hold him more like forward.
You know, and then also I don't know if you know, but cats have like an extra piece of skin right here
So it's not choking them. It's just like, you know, oh like it's like dead skin
Yeah, so like when like moms are like kidding moms. Yeah, they hold the kittens like that
So, yeah, they really crap nearly bite them like that like they is nibble them and then that's how they carry them
I've never seen that so I can just hold it by the neck
I mean now at the time, but I mean usually like like this
So you can hold them like this and you'll know if their feet is like up like this so you're holding them
Yeah, and that's not choking them or nothing fire. Yeah
All right listen, I don't like your attitude. Oh my god his nails are hella sharp. Yeah, and I cut them too, so
So they get sharper than that. Yeah. Yeah, so you gotta be on it. You know now you're gonna get
Yeah, I mean this year's yeah, he's got a little cut but shit look fuck. Okay. All right
Alrighty, thank you guys so much. I appreciate it was brought much love. Let's link back up in like two weeks and
Do a little checkup? Yeah, that's it perfect. We'll follow up
No, no, I'm a neighbor tonight. I'm living in a name tonight. I'm back
I'm gonna figure it out, I'm gonna figure it out.
So you say yourself to the chat though, brother, come on.
See what's up here?
Okay, sure.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, I'm gonna come down.
Wait, do you have my...
I feel so bad.
Bro.
I've never seen her this sad in my life.
Bro, hold on, give me a sec, bro.
Did I fuck up?
L owner?
Bro, I feel like a piece of shit right now bro.
What did I?
What have we done?
This is so sad, bro.
What have we done?
How do we fix this?
Fuck it, let's think about it in the car.
Let's go.
Bye, Oria.
Come on.
No, not you.
Sit.
Stay.
Good girl.
All right.
Let's get her in the carrier.
I don't know what to do, oh, oh, man that baby ass, that baby ass growl, take both?
How am I going to take both?
I can't take care of two things, but I literally can't take care of two things.
Bro, did I switch up on Aurea?
Oh, come on, you're okay.
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
So, all right, Chad, be honest.
Do I return the kitten and get another dog?
Cause I need one more than one animal.
Like, she's not like, sufficing my needs.
Like, if you know what I mean, like,
I need like one more, like friend.
I'm trying to buy a friend.
Chad, is he still downstairs?
Okay, Chad, should we return him?
No.
If the cat meets $5,000 bro, fuck no.
Alright, we don't figure it out.
Return her, I can't.
It's already been two years.
Alright, let's go.
I'll see you later.
Good girl.
Alright, I can't bring her chat.
I literally can't bring her.
I literally can't.
And range with the sub.
Thank you.
They'll get along eventually.
Like, okay.
Alright.
Showing them fuck with you for real?
Are you dumb?
Get a litter box?
Cat stink?
Is that true?
Do cats stink?
No.
Dude, do you find it's day one?
So how many days is this going to take bro because I can't, like, I don't want her to
kill herself bro.
Mental health is important.
Come here.
Like you never know what someone's dealing with bro.
She's probably so sad right now.
Like I'm wiping, she's crying.
He's dead ass crying, one week.
Okay, but wouldn't it take the same amount of time
with a dog too?
Like, if I got another dog, it would be the same shit, right?
Like, it would, I'm like, you smell, bro.
Thank God I got this cat.
You gotta learn from him.
Hygiene is important.
Brush your fucking teeth.
It would be the same shit.
It would literally be the same shit.
So listen, bro, everything's gonna be all right.
Everything's gonna be all right.
There's no way cats make those noises every second.
Do you hear this, bro?
Ori is mute.
She's deaf.
She doesn't bark, nothing.
If you didn't know, Chai, that's why I love her so much.
She's literally mute.
She's deaf.
OK, all right, let's go.
All right, goodbye.
Oh, she thinks she's coming.
Oh, this is so awkward.
It's like when you have plans with a friend and then the other friend tries to come.
She shouldn't know, right?
I'll follow you.
Oh, my God.
I can't take them both y'all don't understand, I can't take them both, y'all don't understand,
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Maybe I did sell my soul. I'm so sorry. Did she buy it?
Definitely. Alright, come on. Alright, come on. Take her.
Let's go back to where we came from.
Let's get up.
Alright come on.
Make it, Jet.
Make it the fuck up.
Just let me hold the door.
Stop stop stop.
Alright we can't black it out.
Let's go.
John Lee Blackhurst, I can see a bit of a car.
You see that leafy low foot floor there?
Alright.
Why that banger?
Wait, fuck, I forgot the leash. The leash should be in the car, right?
No? Fuck.
The dog is cuter.
Come on.
All right Chad, we're going to Petco. We're going to Petco.
How is this going to work?
You sit right here.
Good girl, sit. Sit.
Am I depressed?
What the fuck do I have two animals?
What's got here?
Hey, I knew a family!
I knew a little family.
You like her? Him? Him? You like him?
Oh, they actually look another way. GG. GG.
Oh man. Alright.
Let me put this cat onto some young boy.
Hold on.
Wait, where...
What's about a petco or a pet smart?
Oh, they got a close.
Seven? All of them?
All of them close at 7?
No, PetSmart's good. They've been up until 9.
But how far?
Let's see.
What the fuck?
PetSmart? Yeah, PetSmart's a little bit more bougie, huh?
Did you bring the leash? No, she's gonna have to just be on my back.
Up in the zipper, let it breathe.
Bro, there's holes, bro. There's literally holes so the thing can breathe.
What are you talking about?
I think Oria looks ecstatic.
She's fucking excited.
Should we just try to let the cat out of the thing and have them sit next to each other?
Bro, this is fucked.
She's so tight.
Stop calling them things.
Bro, it doesn't have a name.
they're gonna become best friends chat we're gonna come back in a few weeks and
we're you're gonna see them together and they're gonna be so happy to be next
to each other bro the nearest pet smart is so far cat the nearest pet smart is
22 away is that cool is that cool with y'all 22 minutes
Let's go.
You're suffocating the cat? No, I'm not.
The cat is literally chilling.
Yes, I bet.
Alright, we gotta think of a name, but we can't tell about the name until we see him.
I think I need to take him out.
Could you hold Oria for a sec?
Absolutely.
Thank you.
Alright.
Your turn.
You're all mine.
Simba that's a cool name Simba could be fire
Simba could be fire oh
Okay
You know oh my god, he smells so good
Good girl
Oh my god, what is he doing?
Oh my god, what is happening, where is he going, no, no, no, no, no, stop that, what
are you doing?
What the?
Come on, no, he's resisting.
Oh my god, he's gone.
come on no he's resisting oh my god he's gone oh my god he's gone oh my god
he's gone no I'm gonna figure this out I need to learn but he's gone he escaped
all the doors locked is he gonna scratch my seats oh he's literally trying to
escape. You would never do this to me. Why do you look so sad? Stop crying. But what is
happening? Stop. Stop.
Oh my god, bro. This cat don't he-
Oh my god, we're just came out of a riot.
I need a napkin.
He's in a trunk, by the way.
He's in a trunk.
He's in a trunk?
Bro, that's unsafe.
Did we kidnap him?
Did I kidnap this guy?
Alright, brother.
You won't, come on.
You're gonna have to...
Don't look at me like that.
Why are you looking out the door?
You can't escape, bro.
You're stuck on me, I paid for you!
Oh!
Okay, no, come on, you need- no, stop, stop, no, no, that's not gonna work, come on, stop, come on.
Come on, shh.
Come on, shh, shh, I'm just gonna stay right here.
I don't wanna.
What should we name him?
Oh, look, he likes me!
Good boy slash girl, you're still confused.
It's gonna scratch your nose not bro. He's a boy or he's a kid
Check you're not tell that he loves me
If you love me and if you fuck with me make that annoying noise that you were making earlier
Oh my god. Oh my god. What's about to happen? Oh my god. Oh my god.
Stop spinning a tacky fucking weirdos.
They're gonna be up bro just wait do cats like this?
He's touching me.
Should I rub his belly?
That's not a do- OW!
Come on!
No, stop, no, you're gonna get-
No, no, stop, stop, stop!
He ran away, he's stuck.
He's right, he's right away.
He's under the seat.
I'm not gonna lie, bro, now.
If you don't fuck with me, I don't fuck with you.
I'm done chasing people.
I'm over this shit.
My glass hella disrespectful
No, it's cool. You'll be you're trouble
I'm just kidding come here
bro look at him jump bro this cat got so much fucking aura
a dog wouldn't do that
look at him he's just chillin he can't leave him there or is that like
it's unsafe come on
But I need some assistance, ASAP.
Call Peta?
Bro, what are you saying?
Come on, come on, no, oh, he's back in the truck.
Ah.
Wait.
At least I have you, right?
Chad, what do y'all like better?
Dogs or cats?
Keep it a bug.
What do y'all like better?
He's fine, let him explore?
I bet.
What do y'all like better, Chad?
Dogs?
Team dog.
Bro, I learned that in my religion it's good deeds to take care of a cat.
So I'm just trying to go to heaven, man.
like you get good deeds for taking care of a cat like dogs are like I don't know
fuck it while I'm there can you me a while I'm there can you try to see if
there's a cobble poo or a multi-poop reader I'm about to pull the biggest I'm
not gonna lie I'm about to get a puppy at the same night fuck it Debbie's in the
chat I'm doing it I don't give a fuck I feel it in my bones bro I need some I
need some love around me man I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm doing it I'm doing it
I'll go fuck bro. I'm going in this bitch.
Is he okay?
Name him Nav?
What the fuck?
Irresponsible? Alright fine.
So what do I do bro? I have two options.
We return the $5,000 kitten
and buy a dog tonight, or we keep the kitten
and dog it out and figure it out together.
It's up to y'all, bro.
I just don't want to be the guy that doesn't take care of such an amazing organism.
Orgasm. Organism.
Keep it.
Okay, I'm keeping it, I'm keeping it, but they gon' figure it out.
The worst is gonna happen here, you get bitch-slacked.
It's not too bad, you can deal with that.
You a grown woman, you two years old.
You a grown-ass woman, alright?
We'll be alright.
Trust me.
Damn, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
My pets have a combined net worth of 12.5K.
Holy shit.
That is fucking sick.
Chad, they got a net worth of 12.5.
I gotta add that up on my investment list.
Where?
Oh my god, he came back for me.
Come on.
Yo, bro, this noise is crazy.
You coming?
Oh my god.
Oh, he saw me and looked the other way.
OK.
Oh!
Why are you?
Yo, this guy is a cokehead, bro.
Well, he got that Adam Matthews clav-eyes. Hold on.
C'mon, are we in for it?
What? What am I saying?
C'mon.
Name it, Terp.
Alright.
I'm not your live brother.
You gotta get dressed over here.
C'mon, bro. Enough, baby. You're four months old.
You've been in the world long enough to know.
All right, we need a name. We need a name for real and I'm gonna start calling it by its name him by its name
Lock-in chat. What are we thinking? I can't be loud by the way. I'm sorry. I gotta be low
low
What's the word called?
Vibration tone low tone
Just so that the cat doesn't get scared Oreo la Habib chowen. I couldn't even effort after Krabaz's grandpa la Habib
control all right what the fuck Oreo oh I like Oreo I low-key fuck with Oreo
Oreo but it doesn't look like a Oreo does it like it hungry right what the fuck
Stop saying Trico like fuck off Simba, I like Simba
That's called boy name him aura aura and aria
Pikachu
But he don't look like a Pikachu
We had a yo, bro. You're you're killing the segment brother. You're being clearly right now. Come on
I need you over here so we can look at you and see what you look like. I'm going to get him. Wish me luck
Shire shy leaving let him be
I should hold him. Hold him. But yeah, I know I don't want to
Name
Why don't are you that retarded do you have to think do you think they're gonna get along first day bro?
This dog loves everyone, bro. It's the most loving
Thing ever like you don't understand and now she's so sad
Like I feel like I just like
Pro and cheat now. She
Can't believe this name it calling cheetah
I'm gonna let him be in the back until we have like eight minutes or eight minutes away name him
Benji? Bro. What the fuck? Cat-Sanat? Yo dude. I think- how many meows per minute is that?
I feel like he's gonna like jump from the trunk of my face bro and just fucking stab
me bro.
Name it Jasper Cheeto?
Cheeto?
You don't look like a Cheeto bro.
Come on.
What's the noise you do?
What's the noise you do for a cat?
HOT CHEETO, BRO, HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE- HE'S GOTTA DO WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!
UGHH, WHY IS HE DOING THAT?
HOLD ON BRO, I NEED SOME VICE, WHAT DO I DO?
hold him
scary, he doesn't know where he's at
oh my god, I'm trying to hold him, he keeps leaving
come on brother
I'm not even trying to be weird, I don't know where he's at
alright, come on
come on, come on
come on
come on, let's go
no, come on
come on
Where do cats like it? What's your soft spot?
They're back.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't know what's happening but my eyes are hella itchy.
Oh fuck.
I don't know, no.
Okay, you...
You gotta learn to just chill a little bit, bro.
Come on, just...
You're trying to move every time.
Bro, just chill.
Like...
Whatever.
Come on.
Look, look.
Look.
Look at that.
If you pet him from his forehead slowly, one of your fingers reminds you.
If you pet him from his forehead slowly with one finger, it reminds them of their mom's licking them.
So I need to wet my finger.
If you pet him from his forehead, if you pet him from his forehead slowly with one finger.
Okay, let me try.
You're allergic to cats, yes, but this one's hypoallergenic.
What'd I go again?
Yo, I'm hella itchy, bro.
Holy fuck.
holy fuck dude this is f**king bad
imma thug it out imma thug it out my eyes are gonna learn
yo bro
holy f**k
Look at your friend.
Look.
Oh!
Come on.
Ow!
Come on, bro.
That did-ass hurt.
Come on.
Shhhh.
Come on.
Shhhh.
Come on.
Shhhh.
Come on.
Shhh!
Stop forcing it! What do you mean? How else am I...
Shhh! Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. This fucking cat's nails actually hurt.
You can't force it?
Are you stressed out? I'm sorry. Can I raise your blood pressure?
Bro, he-he-he-like, I don't know what to do. I've never been this lost in my life. Ever.
Like, I'm itching everywhere. These fucking two hate each other. I feel like I'm in a nightmare.
I know what to do.
This has to calm him down.
Can you turn it up please?
Alright, lower it a little bit, sorry.
What about for dogs, state-sipping?
Is there a hyperalytic dogs?
It worked!
Yo, it's working!
It's working!
Oh my god!
It's working!
Oh shit!
You
you
You
Yeah, I mean doesn't have a option but it's not
Johnny raid my fucking boy my brother Johnny with the raid Dubbe's in the chat. I love you so much
I'm sorry. I can't be loud. I just got this kitten and she's not happy that she's here with me
even though the transaction was final.
Thank you so much, I appreciate you, I love you brother.
I was telling my chat bro,
we need to do another trip in 30 days bro,
same group right back, Italy, Tokyo, wherever the fuck we go.
Let's run it bro.
Much love bro, I appreciate you for the rated man.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much bro.
Yo bro, can I do my shadow?
Like, you want attention that bad?
How do we get in?
Well, I'm gonna take this cat everywhere with me, I don't think you understand.
I'm not even like trolling for the stream, I am extremely fucking itchy right now, like
everywhere.
What does that mean?
Village?
You're gonna get used to it, right?
Yeah?
I ain't no bitch.
What am I, pussy?
We good.
Even my balls are itching too.
Everything.
Fuck.
Wait, Chad.
Should I carry?
What did we say we're naming him?
Cheetah?
We gotta think of a name before we get out of this car.
Chad, should I carry him or should I put him in this suitcase?
Chat, shall I carry him or should I put him in this suitcase?
Or whatever the fuck it's called.
What if he's taking a piss in the car?
Nah, they only do it in the litter box, right, the train?
Put him in the suitcase?
I bet.
All right, your time is up, brother.
This is actually fucking brutal.
Oh, I'm so itchy, bro.
Feels like I haven't showered in like two weeks.
All right, come on, brother.
Let's go.
Me and the cat, you're in the way?
Come on, all right.
I'm gonna get him real quick.
And I'm gonna put him in there.
Pull my fucking pants up there.
Ugh!
Come on.
Why are you scared of me?
Shhh.
Stop.
Go in your suitcase.
Oh, he wanted to go in there.
Good girl.
Our boy.
No?
Sit.
I don't want to push him, but I am a little loose.
Sit.
I don't want to push him bro, it's animal abuse, excuse me, if you don't mind, the girl,
oh fuck, oh my god this is so stressful, okay come on, go go under there, there's a
tree, oh my god, fucking go, fucking go boy, alright let's get out of here, oh my god,
Oh, I'm in a huge security area.
Where's the thing?
Oh, I read the amazing person, could you?
Alright, get it, go on.
You can't get out.
Now you're stuck with me.
Chad, when someone doesn't like you, you gotta force them to like you.
Look.
Now she...
We're good. Everything's okay.
Everything's okay.
Oh, I need to get a cat backpack.
Like a backpack for the cat.
What's up, brother? How you doing?
Sheldon.
Hey, quick question, where's the kitten section?
I don't think it too, it starts out.
Thank you so much.
Pat Rental?
No fucking way I could put it up for a rat and a prophet.
What's the daily rate?
It's like Airbnb.
All right.
No, I'm just kidding.
Shut it.
sounds like an Airbnb. Alright, no I'm just kidding Chad.
This thing is 5k bro. This is no joke.
Hello, how you doing today? What's your cat's name? Okay, what can you help me?
What do you think I should name him slash her? Do you not know? That's a boy but.
Okay, yeah, what are you going with? I don't know. I need some help. What does he look like to I like those spots
He was 5k. Huh? He was 5k expensive cat. Why?
Huh? Why was he? Is he a savannah or something? He's a bangle. Oh, is he? Okay. Yeah, yeah
Um, I don't know. I can't do it. I can't think of it on my head. What do you think going on? What are you going with?
I don't know. I was thinking um
Because he's like pure reader and bread. How long does he four months? Yeah, I've heard that I mean I you know
I'll say that so I cast it for a little bangle max. He's the most fucking
No worries
Also, ma'am, I'm very itchy after getting him today. What does that mean?
I don't know do is it did he get in did he get in time? Did he like look on you or anything? No
Um, have you ever had allergies to cats?
Yeah, I'm allergic to cats.
Okay, what are you gonna do about that?
Um...
Five grand in.
I don't know.
Yeah, that's a great question.
I'm not just...
I'm not just chat GPT what to do.
Yeah, I mean, there's a bunch of things you can do, like I'm kind of allergic to, so
I take a singular inhaler, like a steroid inhaler, and then I have a regular inhaler,
And then I have um, that's how I do it, I have to stay on top of it, so this little
guy, he's not even a full bangle, but look at, look at this, um.
You're a bangle?
No, he's a bangle mix.
Oh.
Um, but this little guy, oh, you're good.
Does he bite?
No, but he pulls like a motherfucker, like a little pig.
Oh.
Look at you.
He's a mix.
Nice.
No, this is I cats it says the client that he will his little feet will come up. He I mean if he was yanking
Wow
And then hold it with the way here's this one. I mean this is more fun
I've never seen a cat with this much pull. Oh, he's strong. Yes, I mean
look at it
Every time that his little feet will go up. He's like digging in Wow
Wow.
You know what it means?
I get ready.
And then the other ones I've known that they have like those big cat wheels.
Who are you filling this for?
Just because.
Yeah, YouTube.
Okay.
Yeah, so you know those cat wheels that because big wheels apparently have a lot of energy.
Yeah, they do.
Should I try to take them out or no?
No, no, no.
No, don't do that.
Are you just bringing them home now?
Yeah.
Okay, so here's the thing.
They didn't give you any instructions?
They just told me to come by her stuff.
Okay.
You know what?
This is also, maybe not the best.
You might want to go to a better pet store that has more high-end proteins for this
guy.
This is kind of, like, you know, the words that make him get the best quality stuff.
So go to a pet food express or a healthy spot is pretty expensive or sitting on a feed
and see.
Okay.
Our pet express on Olympic is pretty good.
Okay.
And look at the breed.
But so when you get them home, this is what I've learned.
Because I have cats, but I also sit for cats.
Make sure you just have them in a small place,
because they're little.
They don't, you know, it's like.
Yeah, I have a small penthouse.
But, you know, even when you get them in America,
you can just continue.
They can, I've had a kid, they hide,
and you won't go fucking nuts trying to figure out
where they are.
Seriously.
I mean, I couldn't find one.
I took home for a week, for a week.
I couldn't find, I was crying thinking he should laugh, you know.
No.
But I can tell because she was eating at night,
and I can see that she defecated, but you know what I mean?
Yeah.
They can, they can, a lot of them will go behind refrigerators, are fine.
Oh my God, I'm having a reaction?
Um, you might be.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that looks like a little one.
Allergic reaction?
Well, sometimes your skin can get it, like I get it with dark.
You see it?
Yeah, it's a welt.
This is from the cat.
I don't know, have you been touching it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Um, well anyhow, definitely just make sure it's in a smaller place so you can end
bring it out. I remember it's like three days, there's a three-day, three-week and
three-month rule. But yeah, people usually don't get good ideas of what they're supposed
to do with them. And so, being you are such a sweet guy.
And I love him.
He's just a sweetie. I love his spots.
I know. He's like special.
Yeah. And yeah, I mean, Bingelars is a very, that little guy is super skinny, but he's
so much...
What's up, bro? How you doing?
Yeah, sure. Give me one second real quick.
I mean, that code is gorgeous.
Right? Resale value is definitely going to be up there.
Yeah. Don't even think about that. You're not reselling him.
No, of course I am.
But you're like, we are. I could put you in.
So what else do I need? The litter?
Hold on. The itching has gone inside my nose now.
Okay. So here's what I recommend. I recommend you use a stink.
If you lost your little screen for like a $600 litter duty,
I mean a litter robot. I go with sustainably yours. It's a natural but he's little so I don't know if he can
It's a it's a
It is just a everything, you know when we kept peas it just pulls up like jerky. It doesn't clump. It's like I'll show it to you
This is a little I recommend
Thank you so much by the way for your time
And then I'm going to do the stainless steel box.
Because this lid comes up so nicely, and it clumps.
Oh, and you just pick up the clump and throw it away?
No, it's just like when it pees.
I love the clumping.
It takes a little while for the clump.
But this, if I can't pees, and it's like a low thing,
I can just roll it off like it's fruit jerky.
It's greatest.
Seriously?
Yeah, it's great.
OK, so get one of these.
Yeah, I want the mix.
Small and large.
Yeah, this is it, the mix grain.
This one?
Can we put this in the cart?
Yeah.
I would get it.
I don't know what to say about that.
And would I just put that in a cup?
You know, you can get a litter box, but I mean, I think you can get, eventually you get a stain with still under your skin.
Yeah, I want to get like, yeah.
It's easier to clean. You don't have to get it in.
Oh, and the other place, where do you live? Because the other sort of...
My throat is itching.
What's, where do you live?
Oh, West Hollywood.
Okay, the other place is, um, um, it's on Beverly by, like, Crosston the Panphysic Park.
I'll take it in and say it. It's great for, for stuff.
Yeah, you're gonna see you have clarity and take that tonight, and you know what?
It's gonna get if my eyes get fucked up. So be careful because your hands you're gonna
Yeah, get ahead of it. So you might have to start taking certain every day according to my doctor
I've got allergies. So I just take clarity every day and that's three cats
But that's that I'm sorry that really hurts. Yeah
How long have you had it in your arms?
Um...
Holy shit.
Um...
Fuck. Um...
Sorry, what was the question?
Um, how, where do you- where do you, um...
Where do you- how long have you had him with you today?
Just the briefings you just got him?
Yeah, it's been like 45 minutes.
Oh boy.
Um...
It- it- it- it- it-
It- it- it- it's called the Urban Pet.
The Urban Pet, it's on Beverly.
Okay.
They have so many- they- they have so many types of litter and- and...
Yeah, just um, and then the other thing um
Until the shoreness of my neck is
Holy shit, holy shit, yeah, give some water
Okay, I'll just do all that. It's okay. What else do I need for the
Well, just you can just get some bowls right now. Just get and go, you know
Okay
I'll just get in here. I'll get you a high-end food. Okay, cool. Well, he's a little though.
Is that okay? Okay. Oh good. Good. Got that. That's good.
And then you have a bowl for him. Some bowls.
Yeah, okay. I mean, I think Charlie Coney, I was not gonna give him a foul. He's that
right kind of skinner.
I'm not clip farming on my mother's life, oh god.
What's up, y'all wanna say what's up?
Yeah, my son is on the phone, he wants to say hi.
What's up brother, how you doing?
Elijah, before I say something.
Sorry, I'm having a bit of an asthma attack.
Sorry, what'd you say brother?
Say hi Elijah.
Oh.
Wait, oh my god, it was getting y'all.
What's good Elijah, how you doing man?
I'm going good bro.
That's great to hear bro.
I live here yeah yeah I live down here hell yeah amen listen to your parents bro
very important thank you bro I appreciate that means a lot but you got
or two bro just hearing your voice I can tell much love bro have a great
night thank you so much of course let's do it
Thank you, of course.
She wants to get the treat.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, no, no, no, no worries.
You're an inhaler?
No, I don't have it.
I'm allergic to cats and I just bought a cat.
And it's not going too well right now.
Hell yeah.
Appreciate you.
Thank you guys so much.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Shout out to Paso, Texas.
Hell yeah.
Can I shout out my homie?
He just got the song Richard Mill by Ansel official.
Of course.
Is it straight out, man?
Of course.
Hell yeah, shout out to him.
Thank you.
Just for just to get you in and out of here, the things that you don't know, okay, so
you're always going to want something wide and low because they can't get whisker fatigue,
so if they get, if these, some of those are too short and deep, and so their whiskers
are very, very sensitive, so if it brushes too, it hurts.
So get them something like wide and wide and, you know, like this is not good because
they can't really get in there.
You know, people buy this, but it hurts so much.
So I'd go with something like even
they stay with still things, if cheap, you know?
Like, that can be fine.
Thank you so much.
And then get a little bit, a bigger one for this dry food,
you know, whatever you can get in, whatever.
Take something, you know?
And then, here, there's one.
Thank you.
And then for water, just see if you have something ceramic-y
or how she can use.
Just like a cup of water?
We'll make it low and wide, and then I think we'll get a fountain, because we're just going Amazon alone.
Okay, perfect. And then what about the litter box?
Just get one for now.
Thank you again, I really appreciate it.
These are looking at that, not litter so good. The clay litter, oh here's the stainless one.
It might even be a little, I'd get a low one.
Oh shit.
He's low.
Oh god, you're, yeah.
You're under the drugstore.
Oh please, I need some drugs.
Um, um, oh this can't be happening.
Holy shit, this is actually fucking insane, but I feel like I'm like dying.
This is a huge one, but for the purposes of getting you out of here, that's fine.
I mean, that's too high for him now, or that, whatever you have.
Well, sometimes they don't like to record, whatever, it's just, you're just getting in
and out.
And then you need one toy for it at least.
I'll say no, this is the scariest thing I've ever seen.
I have the toys already, madam.
Okay, cool, cool.
And they don't respond to the cat in them,
and so provide each other with older.
Okay, thank you so much.
I appreciate, oh, I appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you so much for your time.
God bless.
Yeah, yeah, just take care of yourself.
Just change out your pellet cases every night.
And,
Every night?
If your cat's out of bed.
Yeah.
Wash your hands a lot.
Okay.
And just, you know, just dose yourself for that shit
every day right now.
Okay.
And wash your hands a lot when you touch them too.
I'm sorry.
Thank you so much.
I know because you love me so much.
It's like, ugh.
Yeah, I built a deep bond in this past 30 minutes.
Holy fuck, give me, where is this cat-eye, bro?
What's up, brother?
How you doing?
No, no worries, man.
Much love.
You have to show me in your day, man.
Thank you, thank you.
Can you call the dog breeders and see if there's one around here?
I
Holy fuck
How am I how am I so fucked up and I in the cat and even lick me
I don't know I think this is like a
Didn't get you in there no it wasn't here
it looks like it's going to be a scratch
well chat is
there's no fucking way I gotta return to 5,000 on camera
I'm going to the bathroom.
Quick question guys.
Do you guys know a lot about cats?
Yes.
Okay.
I'm supposed to be allergic to cats, but I have a bangle and they're supposed to be
hypoallergenic but like I'm like itchy everywhere like my eyes my head
everything and I'm getting shortness of breath. What do I do?
I do allergy medication because you're allergic to cats.
Does it make sense to keep the cat?
If it has like long hair, they're just gonna get everywhere.
Thank you so much
Oh my god, I don't think there's a restroom
Where the fuck is the restroom?
Holy shit.
I feel like I have lice.
This is, I'm so sorry.
I had no idea my allergies were going to be this bad.
This was supposed to be a happy, wholesome stream.
Instead, I'm literally losing my fucking breath.
You were told it's hypoallergenic.
No, it is, it is, bro, it is.
Chad, do some research.
This breed is hypoallergenic.
So why is this happening to me?
It is, it literally is, bro.
I promise you it is.
The breed is literally hypoallergenic.
Oh, are they twins?
They're the sisters.
Oh, so cute.
Do you recommend me getting a second dog?
Yes.
Okay.
Did anyone see something?
Yeah, sorry, I'm just trying to get past these two
amazing dogs.
Thank you.
I'm trying to watch your stream, there's so many ads.
No way!
I'm hitting you with the ads?
Yeah.
I'm so sorry.
Stop bringing ads Ma, do you money hungry fucks?
Thank you.
Fuck.
Should I hit with the ads?
I'll make up for some of that.
Thank you.
Water.
Bro, the itching has come down to my legs. Oh my God.
It's alright.
Yeah.
How you doing, man?
Oh, I'm good, man.
I'll see you out here online if you're looking really good, right?
Yeah.
I got that nice, I got my online hair pomade. It's with the geed as dark.
Oh.
This geed on the ear is all natural.
Thank you, bro.
I don't know your cocoa butter vitamin is EDNA. Okay over the beeswax check it out and let me know the website is on there
So beloved you what do you use it for?
Simple I use it for my ways. Okay, I scout for this inherent hair style
Okay, so you just put it on after you get our shower. Absolutely, and then I make I'll make hair brushes and hair combs
I don't I don't so Drake Floyd Mayweather, okay and multiple different people. Yeah, I've got a job to the best
You know, check me out. It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm extremely man, but thank you so much
I appreciate it so away how much do I put in here in my hair?
Just a little bit so you feel like it's conditioned up just putting your hand in the most excuse
me man and rub it side to side and putting it here and so you feel like sorry
I don't have license having an allergic reaction. No worries. No worries. You're gonna love it
I know you streaming keep doing your thing man. Thank you so much man. I'm gonna try this on stream and hopefully it's hopefully it's good
Absolutely. Thank you brother. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
All right, we need to make a logical decision here.
What do we do?
Like, let's be realistic for a second, huh?
What do we do?
Because I'm not gonna lie, I'm like, on no clip farming shit,
no bullshit, I'm fucking dying right now.
I'll list out everything, my throat hurts,
I have shortness of breath, I'm itching everywhere.
like
No, Brady is open I know is there any hold on
It is 730
What are they called dog shops
I'm seeing all sorts of different stores that you could go to.
Bro, I searched up dog shop in a burger restaurant, came on.
What the fuck?
Did we return the dog or the cat?
I don't know what to do, bro.
I need something, bro. I'm like, I can't like, oh yeah, like just like, she's kind of mid, bro, now.
I'm kidding.
you
Okay, I'm going to try to push through it, but just try to take some dinner drill and
like, that'll help you, but yeah, I mean, if anything, I just, if you pet him, just,
I guess don't touch your face, I might just have to use a glove every time I touch him.
No, so what it is, it's you're probably touching your face, like you're touching him and then
you're touching your face, you know?
Oh, I'm doing it literally right now as you said that, that's insane, yeah.
So that's like, I have someone that's like kind of allergic to like any animal.
When you pet them, you just don't touch your face, like wash your hands out there, you know?
Okay.
That's the best recommendation I can give you right now.
Okay, got it.
If anything, just feel free to reach out on Piazza.
Thank you so much, brother.
I really appreciate you.
Yeah, of course.
All right.
Thank you, brother.
Bye-bye.
Yeah, sure, man.
Let's do it.
A grown man allergic to cats.
Have you ever heard of someone allergic to cats?
I don't know.
Okay.
Did you look him like a pussy?
No.
Okay.
Are you allergic to cats?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm Isaiah.
Nice to meet you, Isaiah.
I make music under his AP.
Okay.
Okay, let's hear some shit
So I'm like more mental health kind of thing. Oh, I love that
This one is about my sobriety. Okay. Your sobriety. What does that mean?
So, oh, what drugs do you want?
Oh, okay, I'm hard drugs. I guess what you're not on it no more. Yeah, my brother. We need all right. Let's hear it
I
Was supposed to be sad
Yeah
Man, that's deep, bro.
Yeah, it's about never too late to make a change in your life.
Gosh, deep.
Thank you for, I guess, showing that on your platform.
Of course, dude.
Like a lot of people need to hear this.
Damn.
It was so amazing meeting you.
What's your message to people out there who are dealing with like, drug abuse or whatever it is?
And what helped you?
It's never too late to change and, you know, you just gotta take it day by day and a new day is a new day.
a new day so we got to leave the past in the past and just click restart.
Congratulations on your journey brother, God bless.
Nice meeting you.
Nice to meet you as well.
Thank you guys.
Have a good one.
Damn.
That was fire.
Do any of you guys have problems with drugs?
Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry for cheating on you.
I know, I fucked up, I'm so sorry, you would never do this to me, like me and you were
just like so solid and that fucker came in and just ruined everything.
There's nothing available, right?
They're all closed?
Not answering.
Not answering?
Is there any like just stores open available?
Like they just have hella dogs?
Like I didn't get a pit bull at this point.
like it's like a emergency sit good bitch
I don't think I understand, me and my dog sleep like this every night.
I'm hugging her like this, like this, every night.
Alright, let me try holding this cat one more time.
idea okay so we're about to spend like $500 on this cat so what do we do let me try
What do you do?
Have any of us, like, provide shade light?
Oh, goodbye.
Goodbye.
I'll bye.
Dude, like...
What did you say?
I said, I do it from ten to two.
Ten, ten and two PM?
Yeah.
One last time. Final farewell if this doesn't work out. It's been a nice run. 45 minutes.
Hold on. Before we get out, do not run. Be careful. You have to stay. Do you think he's
Are you gonna listen?
What's up man? How you doing, brother?
I'm doing good. Much love, much love.
He's gonna run? He's gonna run if I hold him in my hands?
Chad dragging it, bro.
He's not gonna run away.
What are y'all talking about?
I just can't let him go.
Yeah, can you just?
Yeah, I'm on him, on him, on him.
Come on.
Shh.
We have to make this work somehow.
Look at him, bro.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No.
Shhh.
I'm gonna be careful, don't worry. Come on. You're okay.
He's chillin'.
We could try, like, doing this tonight.
What?
Washing him in the hyperallergenic.
Okay.
Yeah. Oh my God. He's going. Come on. Stop. Chad, does this cat, does this cat look
Fire, I guess we're not like, is it worth the investment?
All right.
Holy shit, I don't think I could do it. I'm sorry. I'm trying to push through it chat. I don't oh my god
He's trying to go no
stop
Stop
I'm getting I'm getting advice played by play advice
Above the nose pet the head between both ears above the nose
Where's the nose?
Oh.
Did I hit the spot?
Oh, shit.
Did I hit the spot?
Oh, I did.
Look.
His ears are doing a weird thing.
Did he like it?
What was he doing?
Is his eyes closing?
Is he like?
Yeah.
It is?
Scratch more towards the middle, though.
Scratch in his eye.
Scratch in his eye?
Is it like here?
Oh my god, I think we're bonding!
Dude!
I think we're bonding!
I'm fucking dying!
Now I have to keep him slash her.
Stop, let's go back to that moment.
Just me and you.
I'm getting hot.
I might have a fever.
I'm getting hot I might have a fever
Fuck it. I'm like a lion. I'm gonna just try bro. He likes me now, bro. This is insane, bro
But am I doing it too hard
Oh my god, I think he's sleeping.
Is he what?
What does that mean?
Is he vibrating?
That means you're sleeping?
I think he likes the way I'm stroking him.
Dude, this is the nicest he's been to me.
I just made him, or bought him.
Are you guys off?
Yeah.
You did already?
Yeah.
Aw, is this a boy?
Yeah, can you guys help me think of his name?
Ray, like the king, like king in Spanish.
Do that.
R-E-Y, Ray.
Ray.
R-E-Y means king in Spanish.
Yeah.
Ray.
Wait, how do you say it?
Oh, Ray.
We love your stream, by the way, with Wendy and everyone.
Oh, who's your favorite out of the group?
Well, I love Wendy and Evan.
OK.
And Benji is like mine.
Shout out to Benji.
Shout out to Benji, we love you.
Yeah.
Do you fuck with Yera?
I love Yera, too.
Yeah.
I love your streams.
You guys did so, it was so fun.
It had a great time.
We're going to run it back in like a month.
That's fine.
Yeah, we'll be back soon.
That's awesome.
Yeah, very nice to meet you guys.
That's nice to meet you.
Have a great night.
Hi, how you doing brother of course sit down man
let's have some conversation what do you do for a living oh I'm just walking
around I just happened to randomly see you oh hell yeah yeah I didn't know you
had a cat oh I just bought him oh can I pet him sure nice to see you around hell
Hell yeah. What's your name? Mark. Mark. Yeah, I saw you last time at the Manipac Yowl. Oh hell yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like the day of the time you visited. Yeah. Yes. Hell yeah. How old are you, man?
Um, 28. 28? Cool, cool. Would you live by yourself?
Uh, yeah. Cool, cool. What about your dad, Lay?
Um, close to downtown. Okay. Yeah.
Okay, sorry, can you itch under my eye?
All right, okay. I have allergies. Me too. Yeah, pretty fucked right now this cat. Yeah. Um,
cool, cool, cool. What do you do for work? Uh, right now I'm working, but it's in the medical field.
Medical field. Yeah. Hell yeah. But I appreciate you being so friend friendly. Of course. Of course.
Of course. Always gotta be, man. Let's take a picture, bro. Thank you, bro. Let's do it.
Let's get let's get let's get a minute. What's the name of your cat?
Eduardo Eduardo
Thank you, of course. Have a great day you as well man
you
The hell is he a viewer?
Alright chat, we got a decision to make.
One, I'm sorry bro, I'm like itchy and fucked up everywhere right now.
One, if we keep him and just see what happens.
Two, if we just send him back.
I'm seeing a lot of twos.
I'm seeing a lot of twos, but he's so cute.
All right, y'all's decision is made.
Goodbye, Eduardo.
See you in the next life.
Let's go.
Is that all the stuff we need?
He's sad?
Al-Mion?
Wait, is this fucked up?
Is this fucked up to do?
What if we just give him back?
you
Oh that's one.
Is it on?
Can we make sure it's on before?
I'm never watching again if you return this cat.
What?
Yo bro are you serious?
Why do y'all care so much?
It's about as-
So y'all want me to not be able to stream for multiple days because of this fucking cat
Like y'all want me to just not stream and deal with this
because of a cat that I just met.
All right, I'm keeping him.
Bug it. Bug it. Bug it, bro.
Push through it, let's go.
Come on.
I'm allergic so I'm like tweaking it out right now yeah some bed a drill what
does that do it's it's allergy medication
I hope so over time you'll get used to it's a vehicle yeah I love it is he
Is he worth it?
He's gonna be wild.
I'm gonna let you know his breed is like super wild.
Like what does that mean?
Like he'll be jumping off everywhere.
He might be food motivated.
Might try to steal your food.
There's an influencer.
There's another influencer that has a bingo and he's a boy too.
Oh my god.
But is he a bit nice?
They're awesome.
That's like they're and honestly they're like one of the most popular.
You don't have fun.
Okay.
More like a dog.
Yeah.
That's why I got I got him because I wanted another dog, but then I didn't want another dog
Exactly. Yep
What animal do you guys have?
Her name's Raina. Oh cute. Seriously. Oh
I could just change his gender
What is it Raina Raina Raina Raina nice
Thanks.
Still thinking.
No, I got it inside now.
I'm on a time call.
Chad, help me out.
What we thinking?
Of course brother.
Thank you as well.
Very nice to meet you guys.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Thank you, man.
All right, of course, brother.
Hi.
Do you have a phone number with us?
No, ma'am.
No, would you like to add one?
No, ma'am.
No problem.
No worries.
Get the answers you guys have, by the way.
Thank you.
You have a name, by the way?
I'm trying to think of a name for him.
I don't really know yet.
What are you thinking?
Well, it's getting more like a tiger bite.
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
I didn't say tiger in Spanish
Wow, you're a no-sabo. Yeah, exactly. No, I'm just kidding
You use the crate
All right, I'm asking the chat GPT I'm asking a chat GPT AI voice thing
if I should keep this cat I'm going to tell him exactly what happened and he's going to tell me what to do.
Hi, how you doing? I just got a bangle cat and I have really bad allergies to cats
but I did some research on your website and I found out that this cat breed is hypoallergenic
And I got the cat. I'm here at PetSmart right now about to check out and get all these things for the cat
But I'm having a bad allergic reaction. My nose is stuffy. My throat hurts
I have shortness of breath and I'm very itchy. Do you think I should keep this cat and push through it or
Do I return the cat? Keep in mind this cat is worth five thousand dollars. What do you think is best?
I'm a little lonely. I have one dog and I just want to make sure that I do what's best for me and my mental health
It didn't work, what the fuck!
It didn't fucking work.
Seemed like a retard, now I gotta do it again.
How much was it?
220?
Alright.
Where did the cat go?
Oh, right there.
Hi, how you doing today?
Hey there, I'm doing great, thanks for asking. How about you? How's your day going?
Let's cut to the chase, bitch.
Oh, gotcha. Well, I hope everything's going smoothly with that.
If there's anything specific you want to chat about or need help with, just let me know.
I got to work
So I'm doing
So I'm dealing with this situation I just bought this cat. It's a bangle cost $5,000 and I'm allergic to cats
But I just bombed today. It's been an hour and a half
And I have shortness of breath a lot of allergic reactions
My nose is runny, I'm itchy, and I'm wondering if I return this cat, do I keep it and push through it?
What do you think is best for me? This cat was supposed to be a very, very big part of my life,
and I don't know what to do. If you could tell me, I would really greatly appreciate that. Thank you so much.
I'm so sorry you're dealing with that. It can definitely be tough, especially with allergies and such a big investment in a cat.
Usually, if you're having significant allergic reactions,
it can be really challenging to manage long time.
Some people do try things like allergy medications,
air purifiers, or even allergy shots,
but it really depends on how severe it is for you.
That said, it might be worth consulting with an allergist
to get a professional opinion.
And of course, if the cat's reactions are just too much,
it might be kinder to return the cat
and find a situation that's better for both of you.
It's definitely a tough decision,
and I'm here to help you think it through
if you need any support.
I need a yes or no, you dumb fuck.
Do I do it?
Do I keep this cat?
Yes or no?
I understand this is really stressful.
If it's a severe allergic reaction,
it might be best to consider returning the cat.
Ultimately, your health is important,
and you can always find a solution
that works best for both of you.
But I'm here to support you, however I can.
Thank you so much.
You're very welcome. Uh, if you need any more guidance or just...
What do you think about the streamer Neon?
The string theory is definitely fascinating. Um, it's a...
It's a streamer.
What the fuck?
Yo, bro!
What do you think about the streamer and neon?
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with my phone, bro?
Do you think he's a top 5 hitman, or something like that?
Do you think he's a top five streamer?
That definitely depends on the metrics you look at.
Like viewer count, engagement,
or even the specific gaming community.
Neon definitely ranks highly in certain categories
and has a loyal fan base,
but the top five can vary a lot,
depending on who you ask
and what criteria you're using.
Who do you think Neon should be?
Oh, that's a fun question.
I think it really depends on their personality
and what they're looking for in there.
Give me a name.
I need a name.
Atcha.
Well, in that case, we could go for someone
who's also a content creator,
maybe another streamer like someone
from the gaming community they vibe with.
But of course, it's all hypothetical and just for fun.
Give me the name of a streamer.
Sure, one popular streamer that comes to mind
is Pokimane.
She's well known in the streaming world.
And she has a really big...
Come here. Come on. Come on. Can we go to our Baskin Robbins over there real quick?
No, brother. I'm like, well, I'm bad. I started having more combos with ChadGPT.
Bro, I have this like big ass bald spot right here. Fuck.
I have this, it's like this right here, it's like part of my neck is very itchy.
Where's the cat?
Who cares?
I'm just kidding.
Chat, the greatest ice cream place of all time.
Tell me if I'm wrong. Baskin Robbins.
So what's better tell me right now give me one place that's better cold stone you're
So whitewashed
Can we leave the the animals in the car and meet me here with you real quick while I go get
This amazing ice cream I deserve it after this long as day all the shit. I've been through sit stay good girl
By the way chat the the animal is in the fridge or what?
The animal is in the car with Mia. Okay safe. I'll make sure the batteries. It's good. It's good.
Oh my god, this brings back so many memories. Oh my god, I haven't had
I've had a basket of robins in so long.
Thank you to Sub-Astra.
Ooh, thong on a cake, or icing on a cake.
What are we getting?
There's Chipotle around here?
Yeah.
No way, where is it?
It's down there.
Woohoo!
I'm about to go do a whole mukbang, fuck it, chat.
What do we do first?
Food or dessert?
Wow, that's how you know yeas ain't canceled anymore.
They know me. No one would leave.
Damn, I go with yeas.
you
What do you got?
Jumoka?
It's like coffee.
That sounds too weird for me.
I'm a machi guy over coffee.
I didn't drink any caffeine for a long time.
Okay.
I'm just like a water person.
Uh-huh.
I feel you.
I'll try it.
Fuck it.
I'll try it.
No, I don't want you to have a bad experience, bro.
Wait, it's ice cream, man.
What do you mean by bad experience?
I'm not gonna ask.
It's funny they're just rocking, calling it.
I know right okay let me get let me give it to you. I have a lot of
Yeah, we're doing plans for us tonight
I'm gonna go just meet up my friend hang out
I have to take care of my new cat
Yeah, it's about a cat. How old is it?
Four months, so I'm just trying to see what it's awesome. I mean, it's cute
But it probably is very hard to take care. Yeah, bro. That's what I'm saying. Like try even do it
I've had puppies in multiple puppies. Yeah, my life. Oh, and like, yeah, they're fucking cute and awesome. But dude
Hey, I think I'm glad I need to meet you
I want to treat them like how to fucking go to the bathroom and stuff. So you got to put pee pads
There's a lot it's a lot of work. So yeah, that is definitely a Saturday night
Hey, how's it going?
That's kind of sad.
That should be like going out, living life.
Oh, no, no, no.
You're having a better time with the picnic day, I'm sure.
I don't think you're missing out.
Are you sure?
I'm not.
It's Saturday?
I'm at the basketball robin.
It's a great time.
It's Saturday.
The clubs are popping.
Yo, we outside, bro.
I'm sober, so I don't know how to do anything.
I'm sober, too.
Good, yeah.
I'm doing ice cream tomorrow.
I'm sure.
It's nice to meet you.
Move these together, please.
It's always going to be a high night maybe, because I'm going to be fashionable.
Oh.
Oh, it's great.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You've done with it?
Hell yeah.
Oh, man.
I'm going to write a song.
I'm going to write an album.
I'm okay.
I was actually at the album release party in Wyoming for this album.
For real?
Yeah.
It's very fun.
Shit.
Great barbecue.
Fondue knows how to make a good barbecue.
Yeah, oh fuck
Seriously
Tell shit. All right, brother. God bless
All right, man, all you need in life
There's a piece of ice cream
I'm like a lie after that trip. I haven't eaten hella unhealthy
What's up, Paulie?
Huh?
Someone's screaming Yerra.
Who's that there?
What the fuck?
Hello?
I just heard an Hispanic accent to YERRAAAA!
I'm not allowed to chat.
I'm telling you, I'm about to stop at the airport.
I'm about to stop at the airport after I say,
this worker is like, damn, you and Yerra look so good together.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
That shit went crazy. That shit went stupid
All right, is this is it fast to go get your point now after eating ice cream look here
Who is?
Oh.
Wait, where?
Chad, I'm telling you right now.
No matter how expensive the car is.
What's up, brother? How you doing?
that's the mission man oh shit fuck ah I thought there was gonna be a thing here
All right, chat, I'm on the last call.
Oh, is that my phone?
Yeah.
All right, chat, I think I'm going to attempt one night to keep the cat.
I'm going to try it for one night, and if it don't work, then I'm going to send the
cat home.
Dylan Odea
With meds I want meds I need though
What meds I need
Trust me, return it.
I'm leaning towards return it also.
I'm not gonna lie, but the chat's on my ass, bro.
But you know what?
I'm a grown ass man, I make my own decisions.
Claritin, Benajal?
But like, why do I need to take medicine
for something that, like,
like, why would I wanna suffer?
Like, I just don't get it.
Purge the sub!
He's in metallurgies?
Or is he gonna make this come in there?
I'll be right back.
Zoom out, damn.
I'll just go over here to zoom out, then.
Return is going to affect the quality of your life.
So now you want me to return the thing.
Bro, Chow, I know myself.
I'm not taking allergy medicine every day to fucking have a cat with me, bro.
And like
Low-count even like like cats are cute, but like I fuck with dogs more
So why did I even get it?
You know, I'm I'm not I'm not gonna lie. What am I doing?
Keep the pet you'll crack baby why don't you come and pick it up yourself and deal with it, huh?
Impulsive decision? Yeah, it was a very impulsive decision. Not gonna lie.
My dog's not happy. I'm fucking sick.
The cat don't even like me.
Your impulse buying like a girl. I do not have female tendencies, bro.
But now for like, I can't even have energy on the stream. Like I deadass have shortness of breath. Like I don't feel well.
I don't.
But
We're gonna see how it goes fuck it chat today was supposed to be a short one-hour desktop stream
But we were able to get that cat today to make it longer. I'll see you guys
Super Bowl probably no point stream tomorrow. I don't know but then after that we are back to normal schedule
Holy fuck um I
Just want to do this quick short stream
Just for y'all to do a little recap of the trip and then do some extra shit on top of that
But it's been a W fucking stream man. I love you guys. I appreciate you guys so much. I will see you guys
tomorrow, if not tomorrow, then day after for normal scheduling of streams and
Yeah, I look you wanna I look you don't want to stay in LA chat. I want to do a trip
I want to get out somewhere and do some other shit because it's kind of wack here like kind of like imagine going from a
Entirely different place
Making great content and then I'm back here like what the fuck am I supposed to do?
So we'll figure it out. Let me know where y'all want to see me go in the Twitter community. There is no fucking chat
I'm gonna try this cat out off stream
you