you
Bro, but some piece of shit bum-ass restaurant gave me food poisoning, bro
All right, and I have a story to tell y'all and don't make fun of me
Last night I was out shitting. I was throwing up
It was the most fucked experience of my life
It was very very very brutal. Okay, imagine this feeling. No, you're not even kidding and I don't care, bro
And I know um excuse the the bold
vulgarity, whatever the fuck the word is.
Yo bro, imagine this feeling, bro.
You're throwing up and you're throwing up so hard
that you're shitting yourself at the same time.
Yo, sorry, I said, yo, chat.
Yo bro, oh my God, bro.
I feel like shit.
I feel like shit, bro.
Yo, I don't think you understand.
Yo chat, oh my God, bro.
except for like 12 hours, I can barely move my arms,
but I have to stream, I'm eating, I'm sorry bro.
What's wrong bro?
I've never gotten food poisoning in my life.
I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy bro.
This is fucking insane bro.
I feel like absolute shit.
But I can't miss a day bro.
I can't yesterday was super, of course, whatever.
Today I can't miss a day bro.
I'm not gonna have the highest energy,
I'm not gonna be the most entertaining today,
but at least we're gonna have A for effort.
Okay, I'm gonna try to stream for as long as we can,
as long as I can.
Everyone put a W in the chat for that, okay?
We're gonna have a great stream today.
We have a very, very special person hopping on stream
to Shawn Jackson, fuckin' pro bowler, obviously.
Hall of Famer, obviously.
Very, very, er, excuse me.
Maybe we might have to take some shit breaks, okay?
Might have to take some breaks when we use the restroom
and we have to do all these things.
But guess what?
I'm still gonna be live for y'all and that's all that matters.
I don't know if you can tell by the face.
I don't know how, but me throwing up lost me seven pounds.
Okay, I threw up and I was shitting
and I lost seven pounds, bro.
I'm at from, I was at 138 pounds.
now like 131. I'm very sick. I'm very fucking sick. Okay. I'm very, very sick. So we go
to see what happens. And yeah. And then that neck. Oh my God. Make a boom, boom with the
200 gifted. Bro, you see, I can't get too excited because I'm going to shit myself all
my mother's life. I swear to God. I'm not even kidding. Holy shit. Thank you so much
for the 200 gifted bro. I appreciate you, bro. Just please wait to get gift me a lot
next stream because if I get too excited I'm gonna fucking chart please bro thank
you so much I love you when a level 15 fucking hype train I appreciate you man
thank you so so much bro I love you I love you I love you you're a real
motherfucker thank you so much man and chat also real quick I'm gonna start
doing this thing okay every week once a week we're doing a give back segment
today we're doing a whole give back okay I don't care if you guys want to watch
it or not it's time we spread the wealth spread the the positivity around the
Okay, so with that being said we are going to be doing a give-back this stream
We're into IRL today should be like a six seven hour stream
We're gonna IRL desktop do this and do that and then do that and then do that okay any questions anything
I want to talk about before we continue let me know
Let me know anything I want to talk about by the way if I look like I'm fucked up right now and shit
I definitely am what the hell is that oh
My god
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, jcb bro you are moving federal bro
They didn't see that right okay
Okay, all right
All right, why don't you care about your clippers my clippers are getting paid starting Wednesday?
I'm so happy for the mecca boom boom with the one gift that thank you you look dirty
I know I look dirty bro. This is this is what this is what happens when you're sick
You want me to look like a fucking a model the day after having food poisoning?
I mean, it looked like a like what he shares
Literally bro, you need to shave. No, let me be sick and peace bro. I'm you know, I'm gonna end fuck y'all
I'm ending the shit. I don't go fuck suck my day. I'm a catch up with okay
Move this shit, bro. Look what I do for y'all. You give people a inch. They take a mile, bro
You got can't just not be happy that I'm streaming and and working and yeah
I'm sick. Yeah, I look like like a like a like a like a fucking homeless man, but it's okay, bro
Bring your back around following go ahead and follow
All right, the cat the cat. I don't know bro. I'm
There's a lot of shit I'm trying to figure out right now
Just please
Stop saying that bitching and I'm crying. I'm fucking sick if you all have food poisoning like I'm like foaming out of the mouth
Bro, if you're not food poisoning y'all wouldn't even go to school
You wouldn't do none of that you'd be lying down in bed with your mom giving you Tylenol
Drinking soup watching movies cuz you're a pussy. Look at me, bro
Just threw up like four times yesterday, bro. Look what I'm doing. I'm back up streaming, bro
Like can y'all like say thank you like
Thank you. All right. I'll shoot me every day every fucking day. We're in this bitch every day. I don't care, bro
I don't care what it takes bro. Oh
Let's go nobody's in off fixed. I don't know. It's your job. This isn't a job. This is a hobby. What are you talking about?
This is not a job
Why does my energy drink look like that?
What the fuck?
It's like, come, wait, show it.
Can I see it?
Did I get laced? Do you see that?
Do you see that?
I'm live, I'm live.
Oh shit, uh, check that suit.
Alright, let's go.
Alright, we got a fucking legend in the building, bro.
For y'all who don't know a lot of new viewers in the streams nowadays. We do a lot of segments with athletes
Okay, today. We have a very special one tomorrow. We had another special one to got my brother right here. Yo, yo, yo
How you doing, bro? Good. So I'm here. I'm gonna pass you a
Mike or actually just stay close to me and then we'll pass him a mic
Can you give the chat a little rundown because a lot of you know got a bit of a younger audience here
They're not really two tapped in as a fucking one of the greatest deep threats and for history
has the NFL record most 60 plus yard touchdowns.
Seriously?
Marigold the Meadowlands played 15 years.
Eagles at the end of the year.
He's not Hall of Fame, right?
He's not yet.
What?
He's only been retired for three years,
so it would be impossible.
Oh.
Straight up.
Sorry, I'm casual.
Head coach, Delaware State.
Yep.
And then now he's gonna be training us?
Yeah, he's gonna put us through it.
All right.
Yeah, what the fuck?
All right, let's go.
Chow, we're in a,
we're in a,
let's go say hi to those people over there, huh?
Shall we?
Hi, how you guys doing?
Hi, what's up?
What's going on over here?
Music video.
Music video, who's the?
Hi, I'm Lucy Loon.
Lucy Loon.
Yeah, L-U-C-Y-L-O-O-N-T.
Okay, hi, how you doing?
What's your name?
Lutheferik, L-I-C-A-T.
Okay, so who's the lead singer?
Lucy.
I did a song with?
Lutheferik.
Lutheferik, okay, Lutheferik.
And what's your name, sir, Ermem?
Ha!
Sir, my name is Markle.
Sir, my name is Mikhail, nice to meet you guys.
Good luck on your music video.
I'm Michael, I'm Michael.
Oh my god, you go girl.
You go girl.
Yeah, we do have the same hair.
What do y'all like to?
We're just filming some shit.
Like what kind?
Wait, can I hear y'all sing?
Look up, yeah, but I want to hear like some raw shit.
Like some raw shit.
OK, she's reading a song.
I'll be right back.
I don't think shit about a bitch, I don't think shit about a bitch,
I'm a lay of sexist, I'm a bad bitch, I'm a real bad bitch from the IE.
A lot of these bitches fucking love me, but a lot of these bitches really hate me,
because I do what I want and don't get a fuck.
I get money because I'm really that bitch, you getting mad because I'm paying my shit, ah.
Your turn.
That's all you got, thank you.
Your turn.
Come on, wait, was it, lift the ferret?
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you.
How was your twin bro?
Oh yeah, not Michael. I think that's like my like, I think that was a gay version of me.
Yeah, well, it's just the normal version of you. Yeah, that was cool.
You see, I let you just run into like the most, I don't know, but I was on a trip in Mexico and I'm not gonna lie bro.
Coming back to LA shit my bad.
Coming back to LA I'm like damn bro, what am I doing here? I just want to keep traveling.
I think like my calling in life is to leave the U.S.
Is it? Because you get sick whenever you leave.
I know, but I got food poisoning yesterday.
I'm telling you, I can't...
It's not your calling card at all.
I can't get too excited during the stream because like I just got 200 gifted and I almost shit myself.
I swear to God.
Wow.
Yeah, it's like...
You know, don't tell the sound then.
Yeah, maybe not, maybe not.
Yeah, maybe don't tell them that.
That's just for that.
But, okay.
Alright, so chat, we're in a location where we're not allowed to be in, so we're gonna have to go under the fence to get in.
So, uh, my bad brother, one second, uh, how did y'all get in?
You're here?
No, it's younger.
Oh, yeah, got it.
Got it.
Those are your cones you set up?
I'm coming, sir.
Oh, shit, that was mad.
Okay, all right.
No.
Do I remind you of the players from your college?
That's for happy, yeah, being late.
Ah, shit, I'm sorry.
Probably hanging out with some girls smoking some Twins.
Nah, I don't do that.
I don't do that.
How you doing, brother?
What's up, man?
Chillin'.
Let me find a way to get my cameraman in real quick.
Uh, you got a JCB?
Hold on, chat, one sec!
One sec, one sec!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, shit.
Oh, okay, all right.
Damn, he did that, okay.
Oh, fuck, that was a workout.
I'm gonna pass you a microquick chat.
We got a fucking legend in the building.
I'm not just glazing, you see go easy on me
on this workout, but.
No, you ain't glazing, no, you're lazy.
I told you when you're late, you get extra treatment.
That's what's happening.
I'm down for the treatment.
You play in the field, you play college football.
That's what happens, dawg.
You gotta come on time to work out, man,
because when you ain't fucking on time,
your coach gonna give you extra work.
So if I was one of your players
at your college that you coach at,
and I was late, what are we doing?
Like what would happen to me?
You'd be throwing up and shit.
We'll probably be rumbling.
You see how you just rumbled under the gate?
Yeah.
You'll probably rumble up and back down
like probably like five, 10 times.
Wow, all right.
Well, let's get into the not doing that.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what's crazy?
Poisoning yesterday. I was shitting throwing up everything, but I was like I can't miss the stream
I'm TMI though, bro. I love it. I said I literally said I said don't tell them
Both of you I got some shitting on cuz he's a money stick too. Yeah, bring it in
Nah, I don't need that. I got kids. I ain't giving that shit to Marky
I'm so sorry. Yeah, I would never want that. No you good. Okay, let's get into this
Chad if y'all don't know he coaches a very very big college, and I'm here. We are here asking for your help
Because I you know I do have a goal becoming a professional athlete whether it's basketball football whatever it is
Yeah, and every day is a step closer to my dreams. You heard of the rapper Tussi. Yeah, you heard about you see what he's trying to do
Trying to play college football. Yeah, he's he's LSU right now. Yeah
That's what you're trying to do trying to go to college
Yeah, I feel like what I want to do is I want to be a punter
Yeah, because it seems like the easiest one, okay, but I'm still trying to figure out my role my place
Exactly, so just let me know what you think I'll be good at
Well, I'm gonna see I'm gonna see what you can do with these drills first in there
You can know how to catch the ball, you ain't gonna get hit in the face, all right?
Fuck no!
Hold on!
You can catch the ball?
Okay, okay, Elie, Elie.
I was born with these jeans, bro!
Okay, Elie, you got stuff.
You know what happens when people punt the ball to me?
What?
Oh yeah, that is true.
You heard about that?
Yeah, I heard a few rumors.
A few AI calls.
Alright, so I'mma set these cones up and I'mma...
AI!
You know what you can do?
You can just jog like halfway and then come back.
So you gotta get warmed up a little bit.
Jog to the half and come back?
Yeah, I'll be right back.
Yup, okay.
I'ma set these cones up for you.
How's your day going for that?
Football's kinda easy.
Oh, you have to go backwards?
You need to stretch out, are you good?
You don't need to stretch out.
How would you think I am?
He just don't stretch, you probably like 24?
No, no, no, no, you like 18, you like 17.
I'm 21.
21?
Yeah.
How old are you?
Oh, shit, I can't tell you my age.
Yeah, I guess.
Hold on, let me take a Google.
You gonna Google?
Nah, you're.
Yes.
You're 29.
27.
Damn, what year did you make that FL?
Doesn't feel like you've been in the league for a minute.
I'm 39.
The end of the year 12.
I'm 39.
Really, why?
You're the first day, bro?
I entered, oh, wait, 2008.
She was probably like 70 years old.
Random question, bro.
But what was your favorite moment of your career?
Her return versus Giants.
All right.
And the Cowboys when I fell back in there,
you know he's a Cowboy fan?
I know.
Well, I do fuck with Michael's not even on the team anymore.
I ain't Trayvon, so yeah.
I said he was true to that.
With that? No.
I had CD on.
Cool guy shot, CD.
Yeah, CD or baller.
But yeah, the Cowboys, I mean, the Eagles
are better than Cowboys.
Yeah, they're way better.
And the Texans are even better than both.
How are you friends with him here?
Cowboy fan, that's crazy.
All right, I'm never late.
Man, that felt good in the way of brotherhood.
All right, well, it's going to get away in this workout
because whoever's going to be the most managed baller,
who's going to tap out first?
Not me.
I'm going to tap it out of shit.
I'm going to throw up before I tap out, but I'm ready.
We're going to do some feet work drill.
So the good thing about this footwork drill right here,
you could be in any position, and they'll be good for you.
You know what I'm saying?
So we're going to start here.
It's a figure eight.
You know what figure eight means?
No, sir.
All right, well.
I know what I covered three.
You don't know what cover three was covered three.
On defense, it's the one I pick and match in
when I don't want the ball to go too far.
All right, but if you know what it is,
then you got to tell me what the defense does
on cover three.
It's a zone, so there's three people in the middle.
There's four on the line,
and you just hope that the user gets the intersection.
So what's, so four and three, that's seven.
So what is the other four doing in the back end?
Defending.
Okay, but like, like how?
How are they defending?
Put their hands up, going like this,
making sure they get the ball.
All right, so you got some of it, right?
So the four defense alignment, they got a rush.
the three linebackers, they gotta stay in their zone.
Okay.
The two corners, they gotta stay deep third.
One of those safeties is gonna come down and in the flats
and then the middle safeties is gonna cover the middle.
So I'll talk to you soon.
I'm gonna remember that.
I probably don't remember that.
So this is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna, y'all back up just a little bit please.
So we're gonna run, we're gonna run here.
We're gonna run here, here, here.
Straight through and I'm gonna throw you the ball.
You're gonna finish.
easy. You gonna go first? No, I told you brother, come on. I just had school boys in me. You got it.
Alright. Woo! Yes you do. Come on. Let's go. Come on bro. Pay attention dog. Yeah.
Yeah. I fell. God damn it. Figure eight. Figure eight. I never know how to figure eight. I was a fat kid and I didn't have enough water.
Set, go. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Pump the arms. Pump the arms. Pump the arms.
You got more yards. Come on. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Straight down. There you go. Come on. Catch the ball.
Oh, there you go. Good job. Come on. That's one. Come on. There, there, there. Yep. Let's go. Set, go.
Do I go around the corner or just touch it?
No, you gotta get to that motherfuckin' break down,
break down, break down, set, go.
Come on, fast, come on, come on, come on, fast, come on,
come on, come on, catch the ball.
Okay.
Man, what?
Yeah, come on, that's one.
Let's go, come on, let's go.
Let's work, come on, let's work.
Gotta work, gotta work, gotta work, gotta work,
come on, let's get it.
There you go.
Go, come on, faster.
Faster, no, come on, family, ain't spinning.
Why are you spinning, goddammit?
All right, other side.
Come on, yeah, this is NFS, big boy gang, come on.
But I'm sure we're gonna call John, NFL.
Shit, you gotta start somewhere.
Same way this way, that way.
So right here, look, you spinning and turning this shit,
you can't do that, you gotta go here.
You gotta go, hook the arms, come on, hook the arms,
hook the arms, hook the arms, hook the arms.
The way you're moving, it looks like you were in the NFL.
Not hell, no, I ain't do that, come on, let's go.
Let's turn it up.
Set, go.
Come on, pump them.
Arms, your arms ain't movin'.
Move your arms, god damn it.
Come on.
Catch it.
Oh, you got the money.
I need 10 push-ups.
That was a C, you gotta put both your hands in capture.
I need 10 push-ups.
10 push-ups.
Drop down.
There it is.
Come on, get your ass up.
Come on, get real quick.
Oh, sorry, sir.
Wait, have you ever seen my spiral?
Hold on, wait.
Yeah.
That was eight push-ups.
I'm not gonna lie, you're a real one for that, bro.
That shit, I would never do some shit like that.
You trying to get out the work?
Come on, you trying to get to the car?
I'm trying to buy time, it's a method.
You tired?
Hell yeah, brother.
Come on, he ain't doing nothing yet.
All right, so which, okay.
Yo, come on, run it.
Come on, get to the car, come on.
Get to the car, come on, come on, come on, got it.
You see like, why am I, you see how I'm catching that bitch?
Who the hell are you, be honest.
I don't know, some bullshit.
Ah!
Who you think you remind of yourself of?
Pickens.
Pickens?
Right there, right there, right here, no matter.
George's picking my boy though.
I don't know, he gonna get through these cones though.
Okay.
Come on.
I'm gonna get through them too, ready?
Am I by myself now?
Yeah.
What'd you say, sir?
I'll meet, amen.
I don't even know.
I'm exhausted.
All right, let's go, I'm ready.
Let's go, come on man, get to the cones.
Go all the way to the cone.
Get to the cone.
All the way to the cone.
You gotta jump high.
You got a spin going?
I tried.
Alright now we're going to open that stride up.
We're going to make you run a little more.
Easy.
Let's go.
So the college you coach at is Delaware?
Delaware State.
State.
Yeah, you been to Delaware before?
No, but I'll come just for you.
I heard you wanted to come out here.
Hell yeah.
Just make it happen.
You getting tired or not?
You ain't tired.
I'm not tired what?
You two young to be tired.
Yeah I'm 21.
You know it's going to help you with that vibe whatever you had yesterday.
This shit is going to help you.
I want to recreate your touchdown celebration.
You want me to do it today?
Hey, Chad, y'all think he getting tired?
Y'all think he getting straight?
Yo, Chad, does this look like a man that's tired?
He's young, Chad.
You're white, bro.
Why are you as tired as me?
I'm Indians.
Chad, he tired, Chad.
Hey, man, real men never get tired.
Let's fucking go.
You have pneumonia?
You know you could die from that, right?
No, I can't.
Over here.
How many do you remember the package?
How many do you remember the cake?
I don't know.
That's true.
Hey, you know what's crazy?
I've been doing this shit since I've been like seven or eight years old, man.
What?
I've been training this shit like this.
Man.
I've only had one surgery in 15 years.
That's you, a lucky motherfucker, bro.
You got to keep praying.
Hell yeah.
That's hard.
Come on, let's go.
We're talking too much.
You know what?
My coach used to say, you can't talk as much.
I'm just trying to create a good bond so I can start.
All right, cool.
You want to start here?
No, I can be a starter.
What's up bro, here, here, oh his mic, okay, okay, easy.
Good question.
Yeah, yep.
And I'm not stalling cause I'm tired,
but what'd you think about that Super Bowl bro?
It was a weakness here.
Boring ass Super Bowl bro, my Texan should have been there.
Your Texan?
Yeah bro.
See you guys throughout.
He just had a bad game, it happens.
Tank deal, that's my little bro.
Oh you don't tank now?
I'm balling.
playing the basketball for 20K I'm about to whoop his ass.
You're taking down, you fucking suck at basketball, bro.
You can't, uh, he's off a neat injury, bro.
He had a brutal knee.
No, just a shooting competition.
OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, bet.
OK, let's go.
Set, go.
There you go.
Come on.
Come on, take it down.
Make this shit look easy.
Come on, you better run.
You better go get it.
Come on, don't stop.
Go get it.
Oh!
Damn!
What was that pass?
Shit, that was that pass.
That was a pass.
Yeah, come on
Oh hell no you can't you that's a pop water pun
That's a pop water pun right there now they're not gonna never they're not gonna let you in cars like that
Brother when you're playing you ever have to take throw up breaks
Hell yeah come on we ain't done yet
We done you he quit he quit on us
He quit on us
How you gonna leave me like that bro
What's that muscle
Let it go half
half. Half? Come on. Was that my fault? Yeah you didn't you didn't you stopped running.
We don't got that chemistry yet. Go. Me and you are water. Come on. Thank you. Come on you better go
get it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is my medicine.
Touchdown baby. Let's go. Let's mess it up. Let's go. Let's go. Hey, we ain't even halfway through the workout. He's more fucking tired. Wait, what?
Mario, I'm gonna have to one view on you after this, brother.
He said y'all was gonna one one be one. I'm down for whatever. Let's go. Right here. You gotta catch this shit, man. Come on, bro.
Like we just look at that chemistry don't disappoint don't disappoint me. I would never all right come on
sit no
There you go. Come on arms. Come on. You ain't scared motherfucking. You ain't skiing
Don't get it. Come on
That was a patty mahogany I was patty right there
That was patty
You can't you can't walk that you got a job got all that there you go. I'm not gonna lie. There you go
I'm gonna be honest, bro. I got draw the ball a little better than you
That's all about better than who then you who you but you're a wide receiver you throw better than me
Yeah, yeah, I thought if you did that I'm throwing you a dog. I thought it's motherfucking way over there
I'll let's see how far you could throw I thought further than me. I mean, yeah
I'm not gonna stand out. Yeah, you got grown man. So I'm gonna be over there
Bro, why can't I cash that?
You're not focused.
You got too much shit on your mind.
Like when you're a receiver, you can't think about none.
You can't think about who's watching you on stream.
You can't think about your girlfriend.
You can't think about your auntie.
Why can't I think about her?
Actually, I only got a girlfriend.
You can't think about no.
You do.
He's just not telling you.
Hey, he's thinking about too much shit.
Chats, y'all got his mind in another place right now.
When you on this fucking football field, you got to think about catching football.
This is your money right here, where you on this football field.
You got to think about getting a match going.
This is money. Look, you can't even throw this one.
That's easy.
Man, you seriously see that?
Let me, let me get that.
Neon's got that for sure.
You got that?
I bet you can't pun it that far too.
Me?
Yeah, you can't throw it or pun it that far.
You got that throw?
Back up, motherfucker!
No, no, no, back up, wait!
Punter throw, which one?
Punter.
I got, I got.
Woo!
What's in that hair, Carol, quick, how's it?
Watch that hair, watch that hair, right now.
You think mine is fresh?
He's straight.
Okay.
All right, look, so what's the bet?
Loser?
You can't point that for it, what's the fucking thing?
Loser got a streak on the highway.
Is that all right, go, is this the highway here?
I should know, fuck that, okay.
Loser's just a fucking loser.
All right, let's go.
He's about to be a loser, Chad.
You can play me, I thought.
Oh, pop, bet, say no more.
Yeah.
Bet, say no more, watch this.
Can I get a long snap?
I don't want to snap more.
Can I get a long snap?
Okay, just to get me more in the zone.
I got a, it's like, whatever, GCA role play?
I'm role playing right now.
Yeah, come on.
No, you gotta put it under your ass, bro.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
I'm another player.
He said under your ass, pal.
Ready, B-42, ready, hut!
I'm all glad that shit hit my, my shin.
Run it back, run it back, run it back, run it back.
Hey!
That shit hit my shin, nah, hit my shin.
Oh, shit.
I wish I'd think about that, man.
I gotta be honest with him, dawg, I don't.
One more, my bad, one more, brother.
Don't give him no hopes, that ain't the truth.
You gotta be fucking real.
One more. It hit my shin.
Bro, you can't fucking, you can't pump
past this fucking trash can.
Nah, watch it.
Nah, he got a point.
Touchdown.
College coach?
That make the team?
You still got more?
You ain't done it.
Oh my god.
You tired?
Nah, fuck no.
You gotta catch this shit, bro.
about something one thing real quick Indians never get tired bro yeah you
friends with a lot of Indians okay did they ever get tired you ever see them
breathing hard and shit fuck I just want you to catch the rock I'm ready
what are we doing same thing this right here it's my mom I love you for
Like a mage, you gonna catch it right?
Hell yeah, I'm gonna catch this bitch.
Fuck yeah, I'm gonna catch it.
Where the bro?
You ready?
Yes sir, I was born ready.
Set, go.
Oh!
What is it?
Yo!
Hey!
At some point, you gotta take some accountability, bro.
Hey!
That was a bad pass.
Hey, bro, how?
It was right over your fucking head.
At some point, you gotta take some accountability, bro.
It was right up your head.
Look at the fucking chat.
Look what they said.
They said R&P, bro, is dead.
He's cooked.
Don't look at the comments.
They said you gotta catch it.
I think you see a nickname for me,
and it's going to help me lock in.
Look.
I'm an agent with a team name.
O.B.J. Right now.
Say it one more time.
O.B.J.
Say no more.
O.L. Beckham, join me.
Say no fucking more.
I'm putting it right.
I'm a doubter right on the back of your head.
Set, go.
He tired.
Set, go.
He tired, he catching his win, y'all.
He catching his win.
Let's go.
You got it, come on, man.
Don't be a bitch.
That's you.
Oh, he's tired.
He tired, y'all.
Y'all wanna see a dead man?
Neon Beckham, Jr., they said.
Come on, man.
Me, I'm Beckham, Jr.
Please go see a dead man.
Go look at a dead man right now.
I'm tired of talking, I'm tired of talking.
Call the way.
Let your boy throw the ball and try to guard me real quick.
Who, me try to guard you?
I'm tired of talking.
You want me to guard you?
I'm tired of the fucking talking.
He about to, you know, if you're about to check.
Is that cool?
Yeah.
Hey, no more.
I'm tired of talking.
I'm about to strap his ass up on stream
while I'm holding the watch.
I'm gonna watch, this how I'm gonna watch.
I'm gonna walk you out.
You're gonna look at Chad and lock me up?
Yeah, same time.
Get your route.
And I'm gonna do a celebration on my, when I score.
Hey.
What was it?
He like fell bad on me.
You about to get locked the fuck up.
I'm tired so you probably wanna go deep.
I don't wanna go deep.
Let's just do some short shit for bragging rights.
Easy.
You ready, bro?
I need a breather, I need water.
El trico, they said your name is El trico.
Come on.
You know why they say that, right?
They think I'm a trick.
You know football is physical right? Oh, you're gonna touch me. You know you're gonna get a ref in ref
You got a touch in football my nipples are sensitive. I don't do that. Okay. Sorry. Oh my god. I'm gonna fuck about that
Oh, oh, wow, you should run me right into it. He was smart now. Oh, you a good guy, bro
I'm gonna after you
I don't go for that shit. You know, it's good run me right into that. I'll never you know, I'm gonna be a good citizen
Yeah, I'm watch I'm about to rock this shit down
I'm locking this shit down.
Yeah, see it.
Get high, there you go.
Shhh.
I'm gonna go choke his ass out.
Ha ha ha.
You see how long y'all know each other for?
How long now?
Y'all grew up together?
Y'all both in the same house.
Come on, bro. You should have ditched right to him.
You do that bitch right too!
She was gonna kiss it, you stop!
Give me one more, that's bullshit!
How somebody else throw you the ball?
Yeah, I'm not gonna...
Zach, you told me...
One hand.
I picked that shit with one hand.
How do you...
Move forward two, move forward two!
Set...
ight!
You didn't play that position, you man!
I fell, what the fuck?
Holy shit.
GG's.
You win some, you lose some, brother.
It happens.
Anymore, thanks for the workouters, Mike.
Workout complete.
If you done, if you done, I'm gonna saw you.
One more.
Give me one more.
One more?
Give me one more.
What do you want me to do?
I want you to back pedal.
Easy.
I want you to go here?
Not easy.
Okay.
I'm going to throw it to you after that.
Oh, so back pedal?
Run back.
Don't cut a run back and then turn around.
OK.
And then run after I turn around.
Yeah, but you got to catch it and go score.
Say no more.
Break.
Come on.
Turn around.
Go get it.
Come on.
Go get it.
Don't score.
Get your back.
Don't touch that.
Where you going to fall back in the end, though?
I'm scared.
I couldn't do it.
Fuck.
How you think you can beat me in racing?
Me versus you?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Right now?
Right now.
Where we going?
$20,000.
I want that 10-dell bet.
Hey, chat.
Give him, sell me that real quick.
He need $20,000.
I just spent a lot of money in Mexico.
I'm not gonna lie.
He need $20,000 bet right here.
He said 10-dell, so we're gonna got to match it for the rest.
Hey, sub up.
You talking about spending money?
It's motherfucking rich.
Sub up right now.
Let's go right now.
Stop up!
Fuck it!
No one's subbing.
Otherwise it's working.
Well, fuck this is not working.
Holy shit.
We're racing, come on.
Ready?
I'm gonna have to sit out the race.
Come on.
Get my heart real quick.
No, you got it, come on.
Can we recreate you?
Boom.
Man, that made me feel better.
I feel like I just took your power.
I'm gonna give you a hand start.
Woo!
I'm gonna give you a hand start.
One of one and then also means that, dude, that chain is really far.
I'm gonna give you a hand start.
Okay, but after this you ought to pump the ball to the side
Alright, so look start right there at the orange car at the orange car. Yeah, okay
No, don't don't miss it. Hey, where are we? Where are we trying to go? Don't miss it
What are we playing for writing rights? No, they're about to sell up for you. Oh, okay right there
About a sub up and you that you every sub I get
During this race, you get the full thing of.
Let's go, come on.
Don't slip up champ, don't slip up.
It's going to Delaware State, it ain't going to my pockets.
It's for HBCU, man, Black College.
Yes, sir.
You ready?
Uh-huh.
Hold on, who's calling it?
I'ma call it.
Yeah, call it.
Three.
We're going to hit, man.
Three, two, one, go!
I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, give me my money.
I won, yes sir.
GGs.
I'm the champ, be on, you're gonna get to a side
when we went around here.
I'm the champ.
Your game.
Shit, baby.
Your game.
You tired?
Can we recreate the infamous touchdown celebration?
You gonna do it.
You gotta do it.
But I don't wanna hurt myself.
You ain't gonna hurt yourself?
I bet.
Talk me through it.
So, wherever the touchdown is, you gotta fall back.
What you got that helmet on?
Man, you ain't gonna hit your head.
Okay.
That'll lay on your back.
I'm gonna do it right here.
Imagine I got a touchdown.
Where were you holding the ball?
Okay, okay.
Fuck it, I got you, come on.
Not a better thing.
All right, let's try to get a few questions for you before
you dip.
Yes, sir, come on.
Let's do a little Q and A segment chat.
Where should we sit down?
You down to sit down right here?
Wherever.
Fuck it.
Indian style?
Indian style.
See, he's sitting down, I ain't sitting down.
Geez, I did.
All right, chat.
What do y'all want to know?
Ask anything and by anything, I mean, fucking anything.
Feel like you're an open book.
I'm an open book.
You don't want to give a fuck.
You be talking to your shit.
Don't even assume you don't keep one off this, don't worry.
How big is, yo, come on.
Sorry.
Who do you think is the best quarterback
in the league right now currently?
In the league right now?
Yeah.
Uh, bam.
Hmm.
This'll be a question right now, man.
The top dudes took a dive this year, man.
That's facts.
If I'm gonna go up for this show, I'm gonna just go with the MVP.
I'm gonna go Matthew Stafford.
For real?
Fuck it.
Damn.
Fuck it.
That leads me to my next question.
Who's the worst quarterback you have to play with?
The worst?
Yeah, like where you're like, God, this guy just can't throw for shit.
He's not hitting me.
He's not giving me no dots. He still made his bag.
Man, I thought he was making bank bro, who cares?
I don't know bro, I can't answer.
He want me to be me and I ain't gonna be me and I ain't gonna...
You know the answer.
I ain't gonna shit like I don't know.
Who's the worst DB you went up against?
Eric Orlow.
Everyone that ever regarded me.
The chat's asking if you could describe Chick Kelly in one word.
Loser.
Oh.
You a thief or what?
Loser.
Oh shit.
I'll be for nobody I live my life. I live but hey, that's a bar. You just hold
What did you do with your first NFL check don't mean to blow it what?
First yeah, yeah, I blew that bitch. I should have spent that way but it was pimple for them. I fuck was even in my
Come on. Got a credit card. My fuck was gone. Damn. No, honestly though
Yeah, I probably bought by my mom's with credit. Hell. Yeah, probably bought some Jerry
credit
Cars just regular shit regular shit. I feel you. I feel he wraps. Are you right? Yeah, we're up
For real you ain't been spinning. No, they're gonna have just several below for me to wrap
Sub up some of some of the stuff. Oh, yeah, we think about the half-time show. I thought trash
You like it. I don't understand. Did you understand things there now? But I feel in the vibe and shit like the production is better than
I don't know, can you do more of that sir?
Way better, I think it was better.
Who was better?
I like that bunny more than Kendrick.
That's crazy, I don't know what these do.
How was that the Eagles too?
I don't know what these do though.
The chat.
No one was cheering.
What do y'all think, chat?
What did I say?
They're saying yes, it was better.
This year was better?
Yeah.
I think it was just like, look.
That bunny was trying to make it a performer,
Kendrick tried to make it about the beat.
I just wanted him to perform his song.
Oh, thoughts on that Prescott.
I can't I can't talk about the cowboys
Bro, is that really come on bring it on the Eagles anymore? I got like something in my contract. Oh
For real. Yeah, I'll hate if you break those terms. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna do it for you. Jalen Hurts. You fuck with Jalen Hurts? Yeah, say Kwan. Yeah, okay
Yeah, AJ. Why is it such a rivalry though? I feel like everyone's friends
I don't like it. No, bro, I could see you going to get a drink with CD Land
That's my boy, but you know if you ask me a question about him out, you know a certain shit in my my contracts
I can't speak on
NFL is getting serious might have to sue them that seems you think red
NFL yeah, fuck yeah, bro. You know receivers nowadays got sticky gloves on go
Now back in his day that's it all all legal bro. I should I should you think how are you doing you told me a 43
Three years ago, do you play for a minute, bro? You're used more 2004. What were you doing 2004? I was a junior high school. Oh shit
Damn, I know you got all the pussy in high school
How are you? I don't mean to get too flicked federal. Are you are you married? I'm engaged
Congratulations, brother. Love is the best, bro. Yeah
Off that race. I'm about I'm about a ring off the race you get that money you put in
How many subs did we get how many subs how much are we all the sub money goes all the sub money goes to him
How many subs we have 20,000? What oh no, I said how many subs we get during the
The stream but right now it's not looking the best
They don't want to see a black college do good. No, you know what?
Wait, let me come down and I'm gonna bring a check myself. Come on man. You neon dog like man. I'm a fuck it
What the hell?
They said Neon Beckham Jr, that's your name.
No, you gave me that name.
Walkin' Bank, Walkin' Lick too.
Straight like that.
For real?
Ooh, it goes on your teeth.
You don't know that.
It's a couple of diamonds, this shit.
Casual, normal shit.
Yeah, right, all right, yeah.
I'm like, ultrosyncho, man.
I eat at McDonald's every day.
Like if I take a grab to dinner,
are you going to McDonald's?
Are you serious?
That's the best way to do it, Chad.
Let me tell y'all something, bro.
I ain't serious.
Oh.
So go ahead, tell Chad.
Nah, nah, man, I'm just, I'm a back track.
Okay, all right.
Bro shut up. Yeah, yeah, but it's because I bought a girl a few days ago. I bought her a
Person the necklace from Louis and then like some shit from girl though. It's just something I fuck with
She gave you some fire after that. No, no, no, no, none of that. It's like all it's just like why'd you buy her all that stuff?
It's just something like just she deserved it. Oh, you're a trick
What is she deserve for for just you didn't do nothing to deserve it well just just for being there like her vibe or energy
You gotta do something to deserve something you just can't say my fucking deserve it and they did nothing
Well, you got a random girl something for you one
What if she did it deserve it? She had to do something. She breathed. No, that ain't enough to that's the trick
That's why they saying it's a trick
What's my advice you give me bro, I'm 21. I'm still trying to figure out my life like what you think you are issues with
What's your demons like just finding peace find peace? Yeah, bro
Like finding happiness yesterday makes cool. It's fun all this stuff
But like after that then what you know like when the stream ends what do I do?
You know, so this this this the real shit. I'm gonna give you
Don't get too caught up in pleasing other people
Okay, you know I'm saying because at the end of the day like you said find a happiness, right?
Like at the end of day your peace is your happiness if you don't have no peace
How you gonna be happy so you got to find what's what's peaceful to you like?
Like you get on this and you stream and you gotta upkeep the image or upheld the image.
Like you know what I'm saying?
Like at the end of the day, like people gonna fuck with you for who you are.
You ain't gotta go be nothing else.
And if they don't fuck with you, fuck them.
That's what you got.
I mean, at the end of the day, you appreciate your fans.
You appreciate your support, but you can't be doing shit just to like do it for them
and you not truly yourself and authentic to yourself.
You know what I'm saying?
For me, my piece is just being authentic to myself and life, you know, I'm saying like sometimes you try to please others
But that's not really who you are. You're doing it to please some other people
You got to please yourself
But I'm saying so that's the biggest the biggest advice I give you stay true stay authentic to yourself
But don't get too caught up in the light trying to please everybody else because I you said when you turn this shit off then
Then what yeah down
That's some real shit, bro. Appreciate it. I'm gonna get I'm always good Jims
I'll take it though give the podcast I did
Are you an analysis?
No, bro. I just get real game, bro. I fuck people to fuck with me. You feel me?
Like for me like I ain't I ain't let the money or the fame or the celebrity just like change
You know I'm saying like I grew up right here LA
I grew up in the hood like you know at the end of the day like I still got my connects to my people like I didn't make it
It's just say fuck y'all. I ain't you know I'm saying like my people is my people like if you fuck with me
I fuck with you. So I don't let money don't let fame don't let followers don't let none of this shit change you
Bro, you know I'm saying like and if you can stay out then it can truly yourself, bro
None of this shit think I'm out you can turn this shit off and be peaceful
You can be cool and you ain't gotta worry about holding up no expectations cut the end day you who you are, bro
You a cool ass fly young dude making money. You know I'm saying like fuck tricking
Don't just give a girl something cuz she breathed. You feel I'm saying I think she deserved it, bro
No, that's cool. I'm not saying she didn't but I'm just saying like I find that can it it's a connection
You probably just ain't telling us cuz you don't want to feel like a a munch. That's what I call people to be like
Mushing you know something. He's pussy, right? I
Mean you can much on it. You know you can much on it too, but I'm just by the way, there's nothing wrong even pussy chat
Yeah, you yes, yeah, bro. If it's a fix my girl and I love her fuck yeah, I'm eating the fuck out of that
But you're gonna make sure she fresh out of shower you gonna do it as she take a boogie you see bro
So that's when it gets weird.
That's what type of love it is though.
Is it that love or is it the fake love?
I'm not having shit particles in my mouth.
Are you fucking serious?
You knew that?
Nah, hell no.
I was just asking.
Hold on, what's the NFL lifestyle?
I know you're engaged now, bro.
Give me a sec, bro.
What were you doing on your off days, bro?
She was partying all my fucking night,
waking up at four, five in the morning,
going to practice after I'm faded, drunk, all type of shit.
Are you serious?
Yeah, we got a party, bro.
We went out and had a good time.
You ever been hungover and had to go to a game?
No, not a game.
Practice?
But uh, some little herbal essences, you know what I'm saying?
Wake up, hit some tree and then go play here or here.
We done that before.
Oh, that's the drug test, though.
Oh, shit, that's the, you know, it's easy.
Yeah, it's like different methods.
You get someone else to piss in the cup and shit.
Hey, man.
Now, we're gonna all talk about that.
Yeah, but it's done now.
You already made your comeback.
It's over and done with you, you know what I'm saying?
At the end of the day, man, you know what I'm saying?
You gotta do what you gotta do, though.
I feel like, for me, bro,
weed slows me down and makes my brain foggy.
But for other people, it makes them focused.
Like you feel like if you're high and you're in a game on the field,
it like makes you run better routes.
I mean, I did that in a high school.
I was young.
I wouldn't have done that in the league.
But like when I was in high school, that should have me zoned in.
Zoned in?
I was here.
Yeah, I was catching everything.
Shaking my foot.
If I didn't get the passes, you dropped out a copy of my foot.
That would have been.
You just had to bring that up, huh?
Zoomed it all the way in.
What player, what current player reminds you of yourself?
Well, I'll say like Tyree Kale, Tank Deal, like some of them dudes
Like smaller players fast ball in their hands going crazy. Okay. I can see that
Would you ever coach in the league like in the NFL like if something happens like mm-hmm? Hey
The league cool, but I enjoy college right now, bro
I like the cop the college atmosphere is a little better for me right now, but I don't know if the league came and shit
The money was right potentially. Hmm. I ain't gonna exit all the way out
Xavier worthy. That's another good one to maybe that's my little brother. He's hard
Alright chat any final questions y'all got anything else anything else he does stream to your twitch is my twitch is DEE
Jackson the number one so if y'all do have other questions to y'all to tap in history
Yeah, come check check me out. I'll be on GTA
RP RP. I'll get shit up. I'm not sure the RP man. I'll be at what server you plan
I'll be in crazy. Well, there's no way for the two grids in there. I'm about to join the action
Yeah, and I'll be I got my own to listen
Let me see what you call a chopper city.
I'm gonna run you over.
Come hop in.
You gonna run me over in the car.
Anything else, anything else?
You got any questions, Zach?
No, I'm straight.
We just shot a pod and I ran out here.
Oh, you guys just did a pod?
Straight like that.
Shit.
What do you think about the refing nowadays?
That's shit sketchy.
Shit sketchy, man.
I think everything that gotta do with
people hands in the game, man,
that's where you gotta get cautious.
That's just like, hold on.
Because then, we work hard to be on the field
and put a lot of time into it.
So anytime a ref could just make a call
and then fuck up the whole game.
That's just by man.
Who could have said the ref?
I had him on the stream.
He said that the refs,
they like work like normal jobs during the week.
That's how the lawyers and shit,
and they just come on Sunday.
You don't get paid a lot of money.
And they be fucking the whole game up.
They probably do, bro.
That's why you should go be a ref.
Who, me?
I said it'd be dope.
You should stream that.
You being a ref for that NFL?
I'd be dope.
How do I get that?
I'm a beast.
Roger Cadill.
Here's your good deal, bro.
Let all three of us come ref a game and rig it together.
It's really like that.
Let's make it happen.
I got the connections with my people.
I probably participate in this.
I appreciate your time, brother.
Walk in legend.
I'm assuming RP.
Yes, sir.
Let's get it.
Much love, much love, much love.
All right, brother.
I'm gonna keep the stream going for a little bit.
Do my own thing.
Yes, sir.
Come here, dude.
You're not a streamer, brother.
No, shit.
Thank you, brother.
My guy.
Much love, bro.
Chat, my fucking brother right here.
You just recorded a pot on your shit.
for the people, a lot of new viewers in here.
Double coverage, hack it out,
watch that, show some love.
All right.
And I'll take the Super Bowl right,
seven straight years.
For real?
Yeah, I'm under.
Much love, brother.
Nice to see you.
Yeah.
All right, man.
What's up, bro?
See you.
Nice to see you, fabulous.
All right, chat.
We'll keep the stream going.
How long are you in LA for?
I'm here this off-star weekend.
Are you doing something?
Let me know, bro.
I need streams on off-star weekend.
Yeah, bro, you should have been a Super Bowl.
I know, dude.
Let me feed the chat more.
Chat was, we're all mad at English.
Just cause I was in Mexico, bro.
Come on, bro.
We got all-star weekend now.
All-star weekend's gonna be crazy.
This happened all against the people for you.
And I got some wrestling streams.
We got UFC stuff.
For real?
Chad, what else do you guys wanna see?
You can plug up with any stream.
So whatever y'all wanna see,
fuckin' send it to him on IG, whatever,
he'll make it happen.
Yeah, I don't have to pick one, it's scary.
All right, all right, brother.
Love, love, love.
So, bro, weekend would have been fire.
Which water is mine?
This one or this one?
Man, do you remember which water was mine?
Bro, she got eyes of a hawk.
Oh my god.
I pray to god that it's just wet from sitting down.
I'm adjusting Gagey, maybe.
Gagey?
Hell yeah!
Gagey's down to hop on?
Bro, Gagey's the boy. I just hit him with my super bow. I'm the hitter.
Okay, bet.
Gagey will be-
We brought WWE, Charlotte Flair.
Rick Flair's the wife.
Yeah, daughter, yeah.
Bro, Chad, missed the Rick Flair stream.
Is there anybody that still makes that happen?
She's taller than you.
Dude, we got his daughter.
We brought her back.
She's a current diva. She's one of the biggest in the Rothschild like six million Instagram. She'll whoop your ass
She's huge. Okay. Maybe maybe without the whooping ass part. Maybe Rick can judge it, you know, okay? Yes, right like that
Yeah, I have it mr. Rick's letter. She's child over slepter. I just we miss you let him have it, right?
They don't let you chill
Holy fuck, I love you guys. You guys hold me on account. Yeah, Robin. I don't know bro. I got food. What the hell is that?
Yeah, this is getting a little scary.
It's getting a little weird.
Alright, let's go.
I'mma tuck the chain.
Alright, text me.
Let me know, bro.
I'll see you soon.
Alright, G. Hello, how you doing?
Doing well.
How you doing?
Doing well.
What are you at it to?
Do you know where the bathroom is at?
The bathroom?
Yeah.
Um, I have no clue.
So sorry.
Alright, I'll let you go first.
Are you sure?
Go first.
Why don't you go first?
Huh? No, she just wanted to know where the bathroom was.
Chad, was that a WL segment? 50 minutes?
Did y'all fuck with it? I think it was cool.
Nice short little segment. Keep the strings versatile.
Did y'all fuck with it?
We still got a lot more stream left, so...
Made? Wait, what? Good, good, good. W too quick.
Holy shit.
Oh, it's my ass. Oh my god.
Do you try to do your laundry?
No, what?
Do you try to do your laundry?
When?
Have I ever tried to do my laundry?
Maybe a few years ago.
What?
Huh?
What?
I think it sucks.
Is that not fire?
Oh my god, this guy's...
Oh, there's blind.
Very cute dog, brother.
Much love, dog.
Yes, sir.
Ah, thanks, man.
Here you are.
All right.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
All right.
Streaming to the Chinese neighbor?
I'm not going to lie, but y'all feeding for girls on stream is just not going to happen.
Y'all feeding for girls on stream is just not going to happen, man.
Sorry.
Alrighty.
We're going to different wave now, Chad. Different path, different journey.
Views equal equals girls. Fuck it.
Let me get no views then.
All right, what's up brother nylon you call me isn't that a fabric nylon Wow
Well, this car has been through hell and back JCB. Let's um, let's have you sit right here and then
I'ma go in the very back
Nylon it's a first for that. Do you have hints on this one?
All right chat
We are doing a what cars that's my car. Thank you chat. We are doing a can you open that that thing real quick this this this
This thing right there. Yeah
Chat we're doing a segment. Okay every single
week
Okay, every week for at least one part of a stream. We are going to do a give back
So we're headed to McDonald's we're gonna get hundreds of burgers and we're gonna go give back to the less fortunate
Okay, so let's go and fucking do that. All right
I'm gonna go and we're gonna target get some essentials. We got some dessert for them got a lot of shit
So I'm gonna make this a habit. I'm gonna make this the thing that we doing
Spread the love spread the hospitality all that
Let's go get some food. We got some fucking dessert. I want to give out hundreds of burgers and let's um, let's feed some people who don't have the
opportunity to um to to to eat today and give them some food then because
the day bro just know no matter how bad your day is going someone else's day is
going worse so be grateful be happy let's go and spread the love
oh my god I look fucking sick right now bro holy shit I look I'm like a lie
I look, I look like, I look like a homeless crackhead
right now, wait bad timing to say that, oh my god.
You see, it's the fucking, you got what I'm saying?
Holy shit.
Terrible timing to say that.
Bro, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know.
Now we gotta buy more shit, we're gonna buy more shit,
we're gonna buy more shit.
We're gonna buy more shit.
How's the cat?
I'm trying to thug it out,
but it's looking like we're gonna have to return the cat.
I'm gonna be real.
It's looking like the cat is gonna have to be returned.
I'm gonna be real with you for a second, man.
All right, the homeless might need to feed you.
Man, what the fuck?
You look good for some reason today.
It's maybe the shirt.
It can't just be my beautiful fucking face.
Like what, you serious?
Why are you tricking on the homeless?
You know, someone time that kid out.
Like yo, for when I have like athletes on here,
like actual athletes, legends, like fucking legends on
and y'all are spamming bullshit like that,
like it makes me look crazy.
Like I look crazy bro in front of them
and they're wondering and thinking like what the fuck,
like what does this kid really do?
Can y'all not do that?
Like leave that shit in the chat.
Leave that shit when no one else is on,
you can fuck around and joke with each other.
Well, there's actual people on that like, you know,
just chill out.
That shit is not cool.
Also, chat, we have a few dog options.
Let me know what you think.
We have two dog options.
Okay, this is the first one.
Let me know and let me see it.
Think you see it?
And then this other one.
Which one?
One or two chat?
Which one do y'all want?
Elle?
None! Wow, that is fucking crazy.
IDOSmeo.
Holy shit. Two? I think two is fire.
Two look cute as fuck, bro. Look at him, his
Oreo. Look how cute he is. I don't want this.
Like what? This dog looks fire as fuck.
adorable thank you that's a girl's dog
Oreo and Oreo oh my god that's so fucking tough can you can you call them
see if we can see them right now thank you you see I get on stream and do these
impulsive things because I have to go to New York and I have a lot of these things
to do how am I gonna take care of this dog? I should be fine, it'll be alright.
By the way why does everyone keep saying I need a makeover? I don't understand that.
Dry-ass lips, it's because I'm sick bro, I know dude. Uh is there um...
Um, uh, uh, uh, was that mine?
Oh, can I use it?
Thank you.
So chat, number one thing for hygiene.
Vaseline, you put this where?
On your lips?
Ooh.
You like this?
I don't lick it.
Huh?
I don't lick it.
Fixed?
Good?
Cool.
Thank you.
Don't lick it?
Bro, was eating it?
Yeah, I've never used it before, bro.
I'm trying to get my hygiene up, bro.
You know, a lot of comments on TikTok saying
I'm a cute guy now all of a sudden.
So I just gotta maintain the image, shit like that.
I heard him walking during fashion week and stuff.
So I'm just trying to really just get my inner self
because these past few days, God's blessed me
with the opportunity to glow up as a human
and become a handsome man.
So.
I'm dead ass.
Your money is cute.
No one said that you look too brown today my dad. Yo, I swear to God. I went back home. My dad told me
Why do you look so Indian? I swear to God. He said your face is getting darker
Why is that happening?
All right chat I want to try something on stream. It's a very very special thing, okay?
Very very special called Deutsch. Let me get it out right now. Let me get it out
Let me get it out. Let me get it out. Okay, my personal favorite my personal favorite
Okay, the flavor is the birthday cake.
We want to be trying some Deutsch on stream today.
Please pin the link, Colin.
One second, let me see how to open this real quick.
And yeah, this whole thing, this whole segment, we're all doing it because of Deutsch, so
shout out to them.
Let's make it happen.
Let me open this up.
One second.
One second, one second, one second.
Sorry, I have a bit trouble opening up.
One second, give me a sec, uh, do we have a...
Fuck!
Mmm, Chad, take a look.
Mmm, take a look, take a look, take a look.
Yeah, thank you, you hit my hand.
Deutsch birthday cake, snacking dough, healthy cookie dough, let's try it out right now.
Okay, live on stream.
Let's do it.
I don't want to be dirty,
so I don't know if I should take it on my hands.
Do we have a fork?
Shit.
Fuck it, bro, I'm out of this wall dog.
Oh, no cursing.
Let's do it.
Nah, let's try it.
Just flyin' on it.
You know what's crazy?
Brita cake's actually my favorite flavor,
because brita cake, y'all can say it's fruity,
you can say whatever.
It tastes hella good.
And it's healthy.
Very, very healthy, very, very good.
And also be a professional eater coming to eat a hundred of these. Okay very fire very very good very healthy
Check the ingredients bro. This is gas. Um
There's very little fat. Okay. There's a lot of protein three G's
What does G's mean?
three grams
Carbs there's everything you need store in fridge. Ah shit. I
Didn't store it in the fridge, but it still tastes fucking amazing
Hmm this shit is fire. Not shit, but this is fire
This is fire
Indian mukbang. I'm not gonna lie
The fact that I have food poisoning right now and I could eat this and it's not making me throw up
It shows you how good quality this is
I'm acting like I'm like a I'm acting like I'm like a like a Superbowl commercial
All right, ready?
Let's go.
We're really passing these out to everyone.
Giving them water, giving them food, giving them all that stuff.
Very, very fucking good.
We got more of this to come in the rest of this dream, but let's go.
All right, ready?
Let's go!
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
You got it for you?
I
Would work
Jake more with the 20 gifted W money laundering. Thank you brother appreciate if y'all know Jake more is my manager and he's gets me subs and
I don't know how legal that is so
So, if anything, we're just building up a lawsuit against them.
Wait, oh shit.
Excuse me, so sorry.
Excuse me.
All right, how many burgers do we order?
How many burgers do we order?
Yeah.
How many burgers do we order, Jack?
500, 100, 100, 100 is cool, 100 burgers?
When I walk in a building, do I have a borough?
Stay here.
Just pan the camera here.
Imagine I'm off-screen right now.
Hello, how you doing?
Ready to order?
Can I get 100 cheeseburgers?
Yes sir.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
He said not this again.
Okay, maybe just like ten then?
Ten?
Well, I was going to give it to homeless people.
Do you want ten?
How much do 100's do 100?
How do you guys do today?
Question is there a secret menu that we don't know about?
Is the ice cream machine working?
Yes, ice cream is working.
It will be a while, is that okay? How long? Maybe 15-20 minutes.
Yeah that's cool man, we'll be right back. I gotta go get some essentials for Target anyway.
Okay.
Damn, I don't think he's too happy.
I don't think Brian's happy.
Is Brian the one that cooks the burgers?
No, it's like, are you a people buster?
Ah, shit.
Now what they're fast.
Is this fucked up to do?
No, I bought like,
10 water bottles at the date.
You okay?
They're all good stuff.
I think it's a little different
you just get the water from the fridge.
Well like, where might you come from?
No.
What's your favorite part about McDonald's?
Oh I see.
I don't really know.
Stop telling me to put the fries in the bag bro.
Holy shit.
Is that cuffing?
Wait, oh my god.
No.
I don't even know.
I just like, talking to people.
Talking to people.
Cool.
Hey Brian, how you doing?
I'm good and you?
Nice to see you, man.
Hello, hola.
What'd you say?
I know who you are.
Oh, I know who you are too.
You're auto-signate tech, fuck.
Sorry for this large order.
I'm just trying to disperse it to some homeless people.
I apologize, genuinely.
Can we also add 100 fries?
100?
I'm kidding.
Did we get fries too?
Oh my God.
Hold on.
They just gave me an address to meet Oriole.
Bro, real quick, bro.
What do you think about this dog?
WL.
W?
Okay.
Hell yeah.
Sorry.
Off topic.
Okay.
Do we need fries?
What are we doing again?
Sorry.
I had food poisoning.
Sorry.
I had food poisoning.
What were we doing again? Sorry, I had food poisoning yesterday.
Um, you're eating cheese, I'm getting cheeseburgers.
And you're getting, or I'm asking if I want fries. Do we want fries, Chad?
Yes, yes.
50, 50 fries.
Medium.
That's it.
That would be 526 with 25 cents.
Okay, alright.
So for 100 burgers and then...
100 burgers and I think you get a price.
Sitting in your brother's, cool.
So try each person's gonna get two cheeseburgers and one fries.
How you doing brother?
You want a burger?
Oh hell yeah, pull up man.
How you doing today?
What's your name?
Jay, nice to meet you.
Are you down to wait like 10 minutes?
I'll be right back.
They are gonna get the burgers ready and I'll give you a few burgers and a surprise.
I got a nice Deutsch dessert for you too.
You like cookie dough?
Okay, I'm gonna actually get that for you right now.
Be right back, two seconds.
Yes, sir.
Alrighty.
What a time to be alive, God damn it.
I don't, be right back.
Sorry, Chad.
What else would he like?
Should we get him like...
What do you think that guy likes chocolate chip zesty buffalo or birthday cake?
Give you some options.
Give you some options?
All right, bet.
Let's go give it to me.
And we don't have water.
I'm going to bring back water though.
So I'm going to make a quick target run.
Go get a bunch of stuff, some deodorant, all that because guess what?
When the food runs out, they still, you know, back to square one.
So let's get them some deodorant, some shampoo.
Let's figure it out, man.
All right?
Thank you, brother.
Brother, are you more of a peppering guy?
A birthday kid guy or a chocolate chip guy?
Or do you want all?
I'm just gonna go.
I'm not a birthday kid, but it's all right.
Peppering?
Okay, here you go, brother.
Thank you.
Yes, sir, I got you. I'll be right back. Don't leave.
I won't leave.
Okay, I'm gonna bring you some stuff, too.
What are some essentials you need?
Okay, socks, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes.
Okay, give me 20 seconds, one second.
Chesh, did he just come with me?
Did he decline?
Well, we would have to sign the hard copy,
because it's over 50 on card.
Okay.
And I called you on, I saw your video.
Thank you dude.
And then this is your...
Thank you, appreciate it.
Well, I was going to ask for your picture,
Nah, hold on. Give me your phone. I got this give me your phone. No, no, no trust me. Trust me.
Can I get a picture of you, bro?
Is it cool if I take a picture of them? I just want it from my memories.
Thanks for the picture brother. I appreciate it.
I bet. I'll be good.
Okay.
Yo, please switch the title to whatever, take me to the homeless whatever it is.
Okay, I'll be right back brother give me like 10 15 minutes. I got you. You have my word
Jonathan
No, you got fired no, okay. Yeah, let's do it. Is there any way I can come in the back and see
You have a good thing or something?
Uh, good.
You want to come in?
Excuse me, Mosul, quick question.
Is there...
You're the manager.
Huh?
You're the manager?
Yeah.
Is there any way to come see how you cook the fries?
Yeah.
Great, great, let me, let me.
Please, please, please.
Come on.
Please, bro.
Switch the title, Colleen.
Make it better.
Please bro.
Switch the title, Collin, make it better.
I'm gonna have to clock in on my job.
What's up brother, how you doing?
I feel like you look like someone
who just can't wrap my head on who it is.
No?
My daughter's seeing you on YouTube, she'll see you.
Oh hi, how you doing?
Nice to meet you, hola.
My voice?
That's a little annoying, I get that a lot.
Like you're always using the dude to it on your cell phone?
Yeah.
Is she like this that way?
You think that, I don't want to,
I say, if you recognize your boys,
they're your favorite.
Oh hell yeah, very nice to meet you guys, God bless.
Yo, he does look like last meet me.
You gotta start working here soon to pay off the clippers,
we really got the money, shut up.
Damn!
You know how hard it is to get an A rating?
Respect to this McDonald's.
This manager's doing an amazing job.
You know what, let's tip her.
Oh, fuck.
Why did I say that?
Did the badminton work on my lips?
The winner of the summer has to go right now.
Okay, no rush, no worries.
Thank you.
Of course, hell yeah.
One, two, and...
Quick question, what do you want to be when you grow up?
A YouTuber.
YouTuber, okay.
Imagine this is taking a mic?
This is your stream?
I'm going to move out the frame?
Imagine you're talking to a YouTube video.
Hi, guys.
I want to be a YouTuber because I like to watch YouTube,
and I want to be famous.
Okay, so imagine this is your first ever YouTube video.
Do your intro, whatever you talk about, you got it.
Go.
so hi I like to be YouTube so so when I'm posting this my own YouTube so probably
I could show you guys something some art doing stuff so yeah like some fun stuff
like like I really like haunted stuff so maybe I could do that too and so yeah so
What's the title of this?
What?
You said the fun?
That was amazing.
Yeah.
You did an amazing job.
Thank you.
Let me know when you start up your channel.
Alright.
What's the name gonna be?
What are you thinking?
Probably my name.
What's your name?
Jocelyn.
They like you.
Hell yeah.
Well, we'll see you.
I'll see you when you get your first million subs.
Just don't forget about me, alright?
Alright.
Nice to know.
Alright, chat.
We should go get the ingredients and shit.
The ingredients, the shit.
Do you want alcohol or no?
You can put it on.
If we're looking at it here.
Okay, I'm going to tell the lady that we will be right back.
Alright.
Is that a Deshaun Jackson jersey?
Carson.
You know who Deshaun Jackson is?
I just streamed with him.
Oh
I got no your meals on me I got you brother
What'd you say no, I'm okay for bro. Okay?
What do you want?
Okay, yeah, whatever man
Did you shard don't talk to me
What's your name?
Uh, Mikhail. Nice to meet you, brother.
Nice to meet you.
Where do you, where do you stand out here?
I say up the street right there. I'm down there.
Okay.
Yes, Charles, Joe.
Alright, whatever you want, brother, it's on me.
Mmm, great.
Child, look at this.
Look at this cash left here before, though, isn't there?
He's trying to transfer money, so you fuck that.
What's up, brother? How you doing?
Good doing, brother.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, for real?
Say, what's up?
What's up?
Let's meet you
Yeah, let's do it
Bro chat. All right, we have a lot of things to do right here. I got it. We're gonna go do this
I'm gonna go get my dog my new dog
Appreciate it, bro. Got you
All right
I have no idea you have a hundred and six thousand planes
How long does it come in use of the evening from here? Are you so city?
Damn
What is it?
right here?
Hell yeah.
Can I show you a chapter?
Chey has 106,000...
Good question brother.
What's the most points you see on a McDonald's account?
She has 106,000.
God.
Nah.
You got aura bro.
Holy shit.
What's your favorite thing from the
What's your favorite thing from McDonald's?
Uh, I'm not gonna lie, business is booming in here!
Fuck!
Shit, it's past!
Hola!
Nice to meet you, baby.
How do we...
We have a bugger where 942 942 honey
I don't judge I don't judge
Do you have a two starboard three pie, do you have one?
I mean, 90 sundae, 60 sundae, and a three big one.
Brother, is that not going to melt?
I'm going to eat the cone right now.
Because the other stuff is from the grill.
Oh, hell yeah.
No, that's it.
First, I've got two starboard three pies, one cone, one hot pot sundae, and one plain sundae.
That'll be 11.70.
Ah brother, nice to meet you, God bless.
Yes sir.
Yeah, what's up dude?
What?
Why you waving your knee down?
Oh my god.
No way I smell.
That's it?
Yeah.
You only have 77,000 points?
He has a hundred thousand, bro.
Yes, he does.
He just showed me.
Yo, hold on.
Yo, brother.
Yo, flex on this little, flex on this little,
flex on this little, real quick.
Flux on this little, 106,000.
106,000.
Brother, do I smell it?
Do I smell it?
No, but it's like over in my face.
Why?
I don't know, bro.
It doesn't have to be over in my face.
It's like over in my face.
I don't want to say that, bro.
I don't get it, but I should say that.
Yeah, let's do it.
Much love.
What the fuck?
Don't ask me one more question, bro.
What is that, bitch?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
What the?
You just flipped me?
So sorry, brother. What the fuck?
Why you flipped me off? What is happening?
I'm trying to do a good deed, bro. Did they see that?
Did they see him flip me off?
What's up, brother?
No, no, no.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Doge foods with the 20 fucking gifts in!
Every 20 gifts that we're eating are fucking jar!
Oh it's a chocolate chip.
Nah, I want the birthday cake.
Thank you, voyage, appreciate it.
This is my personal favorite.
I know y'all's number one seller is the chocolate chip.
I'ma be real.
I fuck with this the most.
Birthday cake is my thing, bro.
I love vanilla.
I love, I need like a pooper scoop,
not a pooper scooper.
What is this thing called, like a,
Mia, can we get them to come?
We have to go to them, correct?
I'm getting them to come to you.
Oh, sick!
Let's fucking go, bro.
All right, I need something to like,
all right, chat, listen, talk to me for a sec.
Is it dumb?
Is it dumb to get another puppy?
Yes or no?
Let me know right fucking now.
Wait, but I don't have to,
yeah, I don't have to like buy it if I don't like it, right?
Okay.
bro my dog needs a husband wait is it a girl or boy which one's the boy the
the black one okay Chad they're gonna get married I'm gonna have a whole like
wedding like I'm deep in bro I'm deep in I'm trying to see is there like a fork
or some shit I could use
bro they can't fuck bro my dog doesn't have a thing anymore don't ask me why
Chad, do y'all like random streams like this where we're just doing random shit?
Like y'all fuck with it or is it mid?
Keep it a bug.
Alright, hold on.
How do we...
How do I eat this?
I'm tired of that rat dog.
Well guess what?
Here man.
Yes?
Alright.
Well, let's head to Target, Walmart, whatever it is, let's pick up some essentials and
let's get going!
But I need to eat this.
I'm walking alive, bro.
This is filling me up real good.
Buy your do-itch. I'm not gonna lie, bro. I'll be a great fucking salesman, bro. Oh, are you think we're gonna effing?
Oh, is this where crib-ass broke my window?
Dude, this is! Are you sure?
Use your hand, you Indian. You're right. Who am I kidding? No, I just I'm not gonna lie. I don't want to be weird.
I touched a lot of
hands that aren't the cleanliest.
Um, how do I, how do I eat this right now?
Free Palestine?
Facts.
Alright, let's go.
Wait, is this a big one or a small one?
Big one.
Big one?
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice.
Chat, I'm trying to fix my ways.
Alright, there's a lot of people that are judgmental in the chat nowadays.
So I'm done doing dirty shit.
Okay, I need to find a way to eat this and I need to eat a bite right now because I'm
How the fuck do I use like a charger like how do I anything to scoop this shit with oh?
my god, I am a fucking genius
I'm not gonna lie, bro. I think this is why like I'm so like
Stop
Can you move it away? I'm just gonna stick my whole thing in it. Bro! Y'all bro. Y'all
bro. Alright. Are you ready? There we go. You did like a dirty asshole. Listen, bro.
Stop being so sexual it's 2026 like y'all being mad sexual nowadays, bro
Yeah, sure, dude
How's the Spanish class is going every single Spanish person I walk up to they have to teach me something
Teach me a word in Spanish. Yeah, what you want to know
What does that mean
Anything's any word. What is it?
No, he doesn't want to speak Spanish.
What was he saying?
He wants to know something in Spanish.
Anything, anything.
Anything, any word.
Lo que quieras.
What does that mean?
Like anything you want.
Like basically he just repeated what you said.
Are you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, thank you.
God bless.
Let's meet your brother.
Gracias.
How you doing, brother?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Are you really hanging, brother?
Give me a hug.
Brother, can you teach me one word in Spanish?
What word?
Anything.
I don't know.
No way you're a no-sabo.
I don't know what to say.
Thank you.
Let's do it.
Thank you.
See you next time.
Yeah, thank you.
All right.
I'm just kidding. All right, let's go.
What?
Oh, sure.
Oh, oh my god.
All right. Wow.
Very, um, hold on.
One second.
I feel like I'm back in Cancun.
Hold on one second.
One moment.
Are you very flexible?
Yes, very flexible.
Nice to meet you, darling.
What's up, brother? How you doing?
What's up?
Good.
You want to take a picture?
Yeah, sure.
Let's do it.
All right.
Oh.
Oh, no, you don't have to bend down here, all right?
No.
Tell them what you mean.
Louise.
You're such a well-put-together kid.
Hold on.
Show the outfit real quick to the chat if you don't mind.
You don't do a little outfit.
You don't mind. You want to do a little outfit of the day?
I got a red shirt.
Okay, red shirt. What about the pants?
Some jeans.
Okay, what about the shoes?
I got my dad's.
Okay, my God. Very nice to meet you, brother.
Hey.
Much love. You're a very well put together kid. Respect.
Thank you.
Of course, man. All right. Nice to meet you guys.
I
Wish I looked like that as a kid, but I was a kid I was wearing like wigs
He's a blood
No, come on, bro. Come on, bro tighten up need no blood, bro
I'm even giving that attention
Chat, I want to do a taste that's I want to try matcha
I want to try Macha.
I want to try some Macha.
Hold on one second.
Where my dog is coming.
Damn, Macha, this might be a long stream chat.
No cat.
Alright.
Oh, okay. The guy wanted...
Only that way.
Excuse me, brother.
Is there any way you could open this up?
Thank you so much.
So, I only like, I traveled a bunch of cities
and I never see this like stuff locked up.
Why does LA do that?
Hold on, that guy seemed like an extra large or what?
Medium?
Chad, what do you think that guy's size is?
Oh my God, that sounded bad.
What do you think his underwear size, oh, even worse.
What do y'all think he wears?
Hey, how you doing brother?
Of course, what's your channel brother?
Is he the hand fetish?
My guy.
Alright, alright, what's your, what's your YouTube?
YouTube.
Alright.
I'll come down to you, brother.
I'm gonna get down to your level.
Alright, what is it called?
Manker.
How do you spell it?
M-E-N-K-E-R.
Yup.
Okay, Manker one.
Black Ops?
You were posting 12 years ago?
No, that was your dad, Tom.
No, that's my dad.
Oh, I thought you were a midget, okay.
Alright.
Okay, this one.
Alright.
Yeah, that's mine.
Yes, sir.
you bro? What do you want to be when you grow up?
A doctor. You know kids nowadays never say that. Give me a hug brother. You're gonna
be the best doctor ever. That's great bro. Don't think it's it's it's cool to do
YouTube and streaming and stuff for fun but we need people like you in this
world, hard worker, doctor, providing value. Good luck in your doctor's journey brother.
What college do you want to go to?
I just like green. My favorite color is green.
Hell yeah, my guy. Thank you promise you're going to be a doctor.
Alright, I have your word. Alright brother, God bless. No you're good, you're good noise.
He said my favorite color is green.
Oh my God.
All right.
You think he was a medium?
So you think he's a medium?
What is he?
Stop telling me to retire him.
He's five years old.
Holy shit.
You think I was a medium, right?
Cool.
All right.
What essentials do we need for kids?
Or enough for kids, for adults.
I think just like toiletries, like some fun-sized deodorants, some shampoo bottles, stuff like
that.
You got a dirty-ass beard?
Good question.
You think beard or no beard?
No beard.
Can I take a picture with you?
Thank you.
Very nice to meet you.
Quick question, do you know where the fun-sized things are,
like the small body washers and shampoos and stuff?
I love each of them.
Thank you so much.
Damn, bro, I feel like the beard makes me like,
I feel like the beard makes me look like a bit more older.
Like I don't want to look like a kid out here, you feel me?
You get what I'm saying?
All right.
I don't usually use a lot of these products
so let me see what, what is the,
what are you looking for?
What are you looking for?
Okay.
Hello, are there any okays?
Yeah, so real quick, we're just trying to
grab a bunch of stuff for the homeless.
Is anybody can help me real quick with that?
Like about what you think would be best?
Oh, okay.
Oh, maybe these, these would be good.
So there's travel sites, so yeah,
these would be good for homeless.
Okay, can you bring the car here?
And how many of these, maybe like 20?
20 of each thing?
50?
50, right, 50?
All right.
I might need a new shit in it after today, brother.
Fuck.
What's the deal with all this, bro?
We'll figure it out, thank you so much.
Yeah, for sure.
Appreciate it.
Much love.
Right, I think I got it.
Yes, sir, you too.
God bless.
Yep, you as well.
Thank you, sir.
Appreciate it, God bless.
Likewise.
Hey bro, have a great day.
Thank you, thank you.
All right.
What exactly are we looking for?
Dude, we need like a all-in-one shampoo.
Like growing up, I would never get a separate shampoo,
body wash and conditioner.
I would just use all-in-ones.
That's the method right there, bro.
So it's less time, more effective,
all-in-one chat, tap in.
Where is that?
The order of facts. Alright. Can I see the cart real quick?
No. Someone said no wonder. Are you shitting me bro?
Watch your lip. Watch your jaw. Mud. Alright.
Oh, I'm so sorry. Damn, they don't have like a whatever.
Fuck it. Alright, I think this is good.
Oh, yeah
All right, what's next? Oh?
It's that high quality body wash
Should do all the ones or should we do?
Yeah, what's better native or method?
What's better?
Native or method?
Which one do you all think?
Natives? Damn, alright. Fine. Fine, I would do natives.
Oh, okay. Thank you. Oh my god, I need some more cookie dough.
Hold on a chat. I need some more cookie dough. I need some
dutch. Alright. Should be good, should be good, like a
It's gonna be a hefty bill, but fuck it.
It's for a good cause.
Okay, that's body wash.
Now we need shampoo.
Shampoo's over there.
Where's shampoo?
Where exactly is shampoo?
Where is it?
That's conditioner.
Ooh, dry shampoo.
Is that good?
You think I'm fucking, you think?
Do you use dry shampoo or normal shampoo?
Yeah
Hold on brother
I don't mean to put you on the spot but are those curls natural or are they real?
They're natural
Can I get a touch?
Yeah
Oh that's natural, congratulations
Oh my mom's stream sniping me, sending me
to see if we can take a picture
Hell yeah, let's do it bro
You can tell excuses he can take pics?
Yeah let's do it
Yeah.
Nice to love.
What's your mom's name?
Brenda.
Hey Brenda, how you doing?
Hi, she's deaf.
So it's like.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Wait, okay, no, hold on.
Teach me how to do it in deaf or in.
You just say hi nice to meet you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hi.
Nice.
Two.
Well she says there's no two,
silent, no two.
Two.
Me.
Yeah.
Like a two finger.
Both of these two.
Oh no.
Yeah
Okay, I'll let one hold on so nice to me
You
Yeah, damn, that's sick shout to Brenda much love God bless brother Wow
What the bro, this is the most random stream ever what is happening?
Why y'all saying GG?
No one's throwing up gang signs, bro. Stop being weird. All right
What's better dry shampoo or normal shampoo do you think?
normal
Should we get them some cleansers and stuff like facial cleansers
No
Coconut and vanilla conditioner conditioner shampoo
Like a lie, bro, these shampoos are retarded tax for no reason
All right
Toothbrushes toothpaste and that's that
How you doing brother? No worries
How you doing man?
Yes, sir. Nice to meet you Matthew. You know Matthew Stafford just won the MVP
For the Manchester United?
Ah, good.
Ah, no worries, brother.
He's a goalie.
Goalie, yeah.
I had a feeling, because he said, um,
something about, like, I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, hell yeah.
Much love, brother.
Very nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, man.
No, you're good.
Your mom requested?
Your mom said to say N3?
I don't know.
Okay, that's my community name.
Your mom's in my tour community?
Hold on.
Hey, Brandon.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What is it?
No.
Oh no. Your name?
N.
Oh N my face. So the thumb was on it?
Yeah.
N.
3.
Ayyyy!
God bless.
Bye bye.
What a great mom man.
Alright.
What?
Baby wipes for me too.
Baby wipes?
Okay, hold on.
Chain shampoo with W Mom?
That's so, man, W Brenda bro.
Alright.
Let's get some...
some toothbrushes.
Is this toothpaste?
Okay, where are the toothbrushes though?
Fuck.
This is stressful.
Where are the toothbrushes, Chad?
Do they not have toothbrush?
The fuck!
Good question, brother. Do you guys have toothbrushes here?
Yeah, we're looking for a wabater size. Small.
Small ones? You are only like travel size right here.
Oh, travel size toothbrushes?
Yeah.
Oh, they're coming too?
Yeah.
Sick. Thanks, G.
Anything else you need?
And then, or not shampoo, um...
What else are we looking for? And then just toothpaste.
Yes sir, travel size.
Sorry, I'm a little retarded. Where did they go?
They just disappeared.
All right, where's the where's all of this cool anything?
Okay, you get this
Hello
As you can tell, I don't really shop a lot, chat, so I'm just trying to make sure I get
everything we need.
All right.
Is that it?
Are we good?
Are we missing anything?
Are we missing anything, chat?
Are we missing anything?
Is that it? Are we good?
Are we missing anything?
Are we missing anything, Chad? Are we missing anything?
Are we missing anything? Oh, and then water.
Water, water, water.
You got small bags? They have backpacks and stuff already.
This is going to take ages to scan. Wipes? Yeah, let's get them wipes.
And then water, and we'll leave it at that.
It's like, oh no.
Wipes, wipes, wipes, wipes.
Chad, bro, I found out there's a new creation.
Bro, you put it under your toilet
and it shoots water up to clean your ass, bro.
I'm gonna send you all a link.
Where?
Oh, nice.
Just water, that's it. Water's in the front. Alright, let's go.
You know what's crazy, Chad? I'm at a point in life where I'm not even gonna spend money
on myself. Like, what's the point, bro? I don't really give a fuck. Other than like
Food, I guess, and at least a comfortable t-shirt.
I even buy my t-shirts from here.
I don't know, bro.
Having money things kind of overrated, no cap.
No cap.
I feel the same way?
All right.
Okay, we need 50 waters, I think.
50 or 100?
Okay.
Yeah, let's give them two, so let's do 100 here, I'm up.
Ah!
I got this.
Oh my God, it's crushing all of this.
Nah, that's good.
That's three, right?
75, why don't we need one more, yeah.
It's gonna crush the...
I got it, hold on.
Can you just carry that over there?
No, I'm alright. I think that should be good. Thank you, brother. Appreciate it. Hello, madam. How are you doing today?
Great talk.
Holy fuck. This is a lot of shit.
Do I deserve a Starbuck's break?
What's up brother?
How you doing today?
I know that shirt, comfortable spot bro.
Alright, let's get to work.
There's two more down here.
I'm not buying them condoms, what are you all talking about bro?
Sorry.
Do you want to try to sniff these out?
Yeah.
It's time for a coke break.
I don't do coke. I don't do drugs.
I'm seeing all these rumors online saying
I'm going to sniff, like, I was with Mexican OT sniffing.
Do I look like the type of guy who'd do coke, bro?
No.
Thank you.
Like, motherfuckers, you're so down in this chat.
I don't do none of that.
Straight natural happiness and energy, bro.
Just to be honest, I need some cookie dough.
I need some Deutsch. We gotta go.
We got to go.
OK.
So this might be a little tough.
Let's get it going.
Is there any way we can do separate bags for each condiment?
Yeah.
Thank you.
I'm not going to lie, I'm tired, Chad.
This might be a short stream.
This might be a short stream, Chad.
I'm going to be real.
I'm getting tired.
The dog might have to wait.
Quick question, bro.
So I have a dog.
Her name is Oria.
I don't need a trauma dump.
But I'm thinking about getting another little puppy.
I just don't know if it's gonna change her behavior
and make her jealous.
But the puppy's so much cuter than her.
So it's like, do I do it, do I pull the trigger,
or do I not do it?
I would say yes.
Okay.
It's hard to get another guy.
Okay, thank you brother.
Sorry, I didn't hear you.
Stop, all right, yeah.
All righty
What happened to your arm brother a fighter professional boxer oh
Gotta do it some time don't talk shit to that man right there. He'll fuck you up. Yes, sir
At like where you from in LA
Hell yeah, much love, brother.
Alright, now the deodorant.
Er, the shampoo.
Shampoo and body wash together.
Oh
My god, you know the good shit, bro. That's the best bro. I only get shirts and underwear from here
Only bro he tapped in
Sorry, what do you say I'm meaning if you wanted them in the same bag. Yeah, it's all good
You be using a lot of mouthwash, yeah
Now pants are not falling down. What are you talking about? They're literally perfectly fine. They're fitted.
I stole your McDonald's order. Thank you for the 100 burgers and 50 fries.
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
Oh my god, we gotta go.
We gotta go.
Why do you think Target's better than Womert?
Um...
I just need a quick question, say, typically, we're better than Womert, boys.
Oh, he's here for the bread.
I respect him, man.
I'll put the pepper.
I know some people prefer to get things for cheaper.
Almost done, Chad.
I'm so sorry.
I apologize.
Well, I want one of those burgers so bad right now.
Fuck.
Target's cleaner.
Do you want these in separate bags?
Yes, please. Thank you so much, brother.
This is for my good friend.
I'm just going to keep them.
All right, still here.
All right.
I'm not going to lie.
This food poisoning is starting to catch up to me in the little chat.
I'll leave it.
I love the purple hair, by the way.
A compliment, a berry keeps the limit.
Let me get my set up.
All right.
I'm gonna try to fast, bro, my hardest man.
I just haven't been the healthiest possible.
I'm dealing with a lot of demons inside, a lot of sickness, man.
I'm just trying to push myself, man.
I'm the best person I can, bro.
I'm gonna try to fast, bro.
If I can't.
Look.
Hi.
If I can, I can.
If I can, I can, bro.
I'm gonna try it the other day, man.
It's all that matters.
Everyone call me a fake Muslim.
You know it's against any religion to judge.
So you judging actually gives you bad beads,
if you didn't know.
So, just to put y'all on a little bit,
I can pick these up?
Yeah.
All right, we are in for a very long stream.
Let's do it.
And then, we'll just ask the other thunder.
Nope, what's the total?
Prediction shot, what do you think the total is?
I'm guessing 600.
It's gonna be 370 with 20 cents.
That's it?
Yeah.
You sure you want to make sure you scan everything?
I do.
Okay.
I see what you did there.
You gave me a bit of a discount, huh?
No, it's just, those are cheaper prices.
Oh, okay, okay.
Sorry.
Here.
Okay, pay now?
Yeah.
I'm already ready.
All that for $370?
Damn.
No, Chad, it's not that.
It's just that we got all that for $370, bro.
That's crazy.
Thank you so much, brother. Is that everything?
Yeah, that's everything.
Oh, okay.
Thank you so much.
Have a great day, man. God bless.
Jack, if you go to this target, don't fuck with him.
How you doing, brother?
Pretty good.
Thank you for your service.
You too.
Alrighty.
I got a lot of time in chat, don't fuck with him.
Chat tonight, we're going out to a party, we're going out to a club, it's going to be a movie.
Can you turn this light on?
Yeah, funny man those days are behind me going out to fucking clubs and LA parties
I'm a homebody bro. I like me video games my dog and that's it bro
Cheating Indian I'm not going I'm trolling
And what are you talking about cheating you're acting like I'm in a relationship, bro
I don't want to go though. I'm just telling you
Well, if I get to the chat acting like I'm in some relationship right now like what?
I told him not for real though. I told her to start streaming bro. She got a lock in bro. She got a lock the fuck in bro
What happened to my finger you see that huh it's catch up it's catch up
I think it's because of all the grabbing things.
Bro!
Can I go to urgent care?
I'm just kidding.
Oh my god.
Fuck!
Why does that burn?
Fuck!
Is it infected?
Did I suck it?
Oh my god.
That's why you need to go all around you, bro.
If a girl loves you, she will suck the blood
out of your fucking body, bro.
I'm telling you, bro.
If you're a girl, if you've got a cut or whatever
and you tell your girl you'll suck it for me,
if she doesn't suck it, she does not love you.
I swear to God.
Hand sanitizer?
Okay, babe, I need some hand sanitizer.
Wait, yo, you piece of shit.
It's gonna fucking burn me, bro.
Oh, not you, me yet.
You?
What are you talking about?
Holy shit, it actually hurts.
Oh, he's waiting.
Hell yeah, he's getting his boxers and his underwear and shit.
But like, Chai, you ever have that burning feeling that feels good?
They're gonna think I have fucking AIDS.
Oh, my skin is like...
Oh my god.
Wait, it's like a deep ass cut.
Oh, hell no.
Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
What the fuck happened?
I'm so, no, I can't, no, I need like, like water and soap.
I'm like, I'm gonna have to move this segment to tomorrow.
No, I'm kidding.
All right, hold on.
Let me, I need to take a bathroom urgently.
It's a scratch, bro. I can't zoom in.
I can literally see my fucking flesh.
I can't zoom in and show y'all.
I don't think you understand bro, y'all don't...
It's not a paper cut, bro. Can you get up, please, just a minute?
Hold on, fuck it, I have to... Oh my god, I have to eat some dutch.
I have to eat some dutch.
I hope this makes me feel better.
Why is there...
Yo, what is happening? There's like random fucking...
Would you...
Yo, bro, oh my god, I can't, I can't even eat this dutch right now. I'm sorry, hold on.
I need to wash my hands. I need to figure this out. I don't know what is happening, but I feel very fucking dirty right now.
I don't know what is happening, like...
I need to elevate it. My mom told me that whenever I have a cut you have to elevate it, so the
swelling goes down.
Oh my god.
Sorry, I have a really serious injury, can I use the restroom please?
Yeah, just put it in there.
Just put it in there?
Yeah, I'm not right now, I'll be right back, thank you.
No!
Oh, I was the one who hit me!
Yo, tell everybody that I'm not so far away.
What?
I'm in Vienna!
Where's what?
I'm in Vienna!
Oh, yeah, I was in Arizona!
Never has there been going.
Remember, oh you okay? I see your fingers hurting, so I was weird as you get out.
You know what, bro?
By any chance, do you guys have a bandage?
Bandage, yeah, no worries.
No worries.
Which is your workers' day?
The workers' you think?
All right.
Very nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Bye.
All right, who said that?
Me.
Who?
Oh, thank you.
Sorry, my hands are a little wet.
Have fun.
Let's make you high.
Have fun.
How you doing?
Do you guys have a band-aid?
No, sorry.
Oh good, no worries.
Hello, how about one band-aid-edee?
One band-aid-edee?
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
See if they have a band-aid.
Okay.
You guys got a band-aid?
I've been there by any chance.
Thank you so much.
Did you get clearance for the thing or no?
It's okay, no worries.
Thank you for trying.
I appreciate it.
I gotta learn Spanish urgently, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh, this is...
You know what's crazy?
Girls like that.
These little cuts that you have.
Like, look over here.
I got a bit of a cut right here.
Hard-working man.
Oh, is this ours?
No.
Nice.
Was this ours?
Yeah.
Nice.
They wanted a paper, oh shit.
You like buffalo, huh?
Buffalo's great.
Of course! Madam, let's do it!
Muchos, muchos, gracias!
Oh, for this, what do you think?
Damn, you're trying to invalidate my cut?
No!
Alright, thank you. I appreciate you, thank you so much.
Of course!
Of course, let's do it!
Brother, can you help me put my band-aid on?
Yeah.
There she is.
Bro!
Holy shit, I'm so sorry, one second, bro.
Two seventy.
Six seventy three.
Six seventy two.
But yes, I'm so sorry. It's all for
It's me, we got a lot of people here
I haven't put a band-aid on in a minute, bro, I usually I'm good with my fingers, but I never get cuts
Thank you so much
Oh, that's fire hell yeah, well very nice to meet you
Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
Alrighty, have a good day.
Can we, um,
I feel like a nuisance.
Is there any way?
Are you sure? It's just a lot of bags.
No, no, no, I'm sorry for getting your space.
Can you take that? Oh, maybe you need your hands done.
Yeah.
hold on what's that I'll meet you outside
have a great day yeah man let's do it
oh it's getting heavy
nice to meet you brother
very beautiful learning I'm learning
Bye!
Nio! Yeah, nice to meet you!
Alright.
Oh, man.
Holy shit.
I can't put the McDonald's on.
I
Know the manager wants a picture. Let's do it. Let's get the manager here. Let's take this picture. I'm not kidding
Holy shit, that's a lot of McDonald's. Chaz is it fucked up if I take a burger. I'm so hungry. Actually now I'm gonna have to wait
I'm good. I got some dorks. I'm chillin
Hello, let's do it. Is there any way I could like pop out like like a ninja turtle?
Of course.
Yeah, I'm gonna hold it?
Yeah.
I gotcha.
Oh, what is my shoulder? I look retarded.
Oh my god.
Alright, let me.
I'm just gonna get out. Let me just get out.
Sorry, I just had food poisoning.
Oh my god, it's fucking in my skin.
We're good.
Let's do it.
Sorry, sorry.
Damn, you see the way that sun is shining on us?
For real.
For one more.
Damn, very nice to meet you, of course.
You as well.
It's too much going on.
I'm not gonna lie, it is too much going on.
I need to fucking like a, holy shit.
Cheater.
What?
So motherfuckers can't be friendly now.
Motherfuckers can't be friendly now.
In 2026 you can't be friendly to someone.
Damn bro, McDonald's run felt like a, like a, like a fucking meet and greet.
Oh my god, we forgot the homeless man.
Oh my god, he's running after us too.
Oh, he's looking at us.
Oh my God, W fuckin' chat.
All right.
Oh, thank God.
Yeah, he's probably like, what the fuck?
Okay.
Yo, that would have been brutal.
Okay.
Let me hop out.
Let me give him some stuff.
He was, oh, dude, he was literally stare,
bro, he was staring at us drive away, bro.
Oh my God, I would have never been able to forget myself.
Holy shit, thank you, chat.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
My brother!
Oh, he's it.
Brother, come over here.
I almost, bro, I almost forgot.
Thank God I didn't.
I got you a size medium or large in boxers?
Large?
Perfect, that's what we got.
Yeah, let's do it.
Thank you, thank you.
Of course.
I love your content.
Oh, thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Can we open this up real quick? Okay, so we got you a medium. I'm so sorry.
Might as well stretch them out a little bit. Do you have like a backpack or something we could put some stuff in?
Everything got stolen from me. When?
No! Fuck!
I'm so sorry. Can I take it real quick?
Can I take this picture real quick?
Yeah, go ahead.
Let's do it.
Much love. Nice to meet you guys.
Okay, let me figure this out for you
so that we can...
Ah, shit. Okay.
What can we put this in?
It's just like some essentials.
Hold on, let me see.
Is there like a bag?
Is this our suitcase for our equipment?
Fuck.
Sorry. I'm not gonna lie.
I don't...
No, no, no. I need to make sure you have a bag so you don't...
You don't...
The what?
Where is it?
We got a bag do you need these you'd use these actually fuck yeah nice brother
okay let's get you right I'm gonna get you some wipes some mouthwash
Salaamu Alaykum my Muslim brother how you doing?
Alhamdulillah
Man's shit we took a photo with you
Oh yeah my guy
Yeah the first ever Chinese Muslim
I'm not Chinese
Oh shit
I'm from Kyrgyzstan
Kyrgyzstan my brother
Salaamu Alaykum brother
Alhamdulillah
Yeah
What's up brother
Yo you wanna say hi to my girlfriend real quick?
Yeah
Hey Tickle
Yo Tickle
Okay I'm so sorry bro hold on
You're good
I feel like I need to do it.
Can you give me one minute real quick?
I'm almost done.
What's up bro, hold on, give me two seconds.
I'm just trying to.
Some deodorant brother.
Yeah, hell yeah, give me two seconds.
Could you hold this real quick?
Just so I can keep filling your bag up.
Some bosses.
Here's some toothpaste.
Take two of these brother.
these are two toothbrushes and then uh any phone not on me bro um and this
can I give you the burgers real quick yeah yeah perfect is there any I don't
have cash um fuck okay hold on one second let me let me get you this burgers
Do we have any cash now, right?
And then here you go, brother.
Of course, man. And then I'm gonna get you some water bottles.
Here you go, man. God bless, bro. Everything will get better, bro.
Yes, sir. Have a great day.
Let's do it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I bet.
All right, ready?
You see?
Hell yeah, you gotta get that fit, bro.
Look what he wearing.
All right, three, two, one, go.
Hell yeah.
All right, man, God bless.
Thank you, thank you, appreciate you.
Real one, I appreciate you, thank you guys, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hello, how are you doing?
Nice to meet you.
What's your name?
Sally.
Yeah.
Hi, Sally.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah, hi Sally. Nice to meet you. God bless
Thank you for making all the brothers brother it goes like a cause
Yes, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hello. What's your name?
Penny okay, hell yeah, heck yeah, Penny. Let's do it
Nice to meet you, Penny.
All right.
Oh, you want some food, brother?
Give me two seconds.
I promise.
I'm going to get you.
I'm going to get you right.
Anybody take a selfie?
Is that cool?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do it, brother.
Yeah, yeah.
Nice to meet you, man.
God bless.
What's up, brother?
How you doing?
I'm doing good.
Damn, bro.
I didn't know there's many people who go to McDonald's.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Watch your laugh, brother.
Much love brother.
How you doing?
Sorry, Chai, almost done.
What's up, man?
What's up, brother?
I got something for you.
I'm an artist.
Okay.
These are my pants.
Ooh.
I make these all.
I don't have my Instagram on me,
but it's art by Hector.
Art by Hector?
I wanted to give this to you.
For real?
Yeah, I think you made it.
Oh, shit.
You made this yourself, handmade?
That one's a print, but these are, I made these.
Ooh.
And this one too.
Sick! Thank you so much, bro. I appreciate that, man. It's an amazing gift.
Needs a lot, bro. Thank you, man. God bless.
Last time I wasn't able to, but this is the traditional hat from my country, brother.
From which country?
Kyrgyzstan.
Kyrgyzstan. Can I wear it?
Of course, of course, for you, brother.
Shout out to all the curbs in the chat!
chat let's do it shout to the curbs oh we have to curgish curgis curgis
shots all the curgis people thank you thank you just wait yeah I'm aware the
rest of the stream do I just a hard yes or no is it hard I like it people know
But maybe they're watching me pretty soon, so
Oh, they are there's but they're putting the thing so I saw my leg concept Salamualaikum my brothers
Can you take this? I appreciate it. Okay. No, thank you. Thank you, brother. I appreciate the gift. Thank you
But I'm the luck. God bless
Sign your phone, bro. I don't want to ruin the value of your phone
I
Don't even worry about oh my god
Do with the possible possible?
Okay
There's a few homeless people waiting for food, I just got to make sure they get it before it's cold.
I got you real quick though.
Thank y'all, I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What's up brother, how you doing?
Good brother, how are you?
Doing well.
Hell yeah, what's your name?
My name's Castle.
Castle. Yeah. Nice to meet you. What do you do for a living, Castle?
I hustle. Hustle? Respect, man. Gotta get it somehow. Yeah, yeah. Hustler. Yeah, I'm a hustler, yeah.
Hell yeah, bro. For sure. Nice to meet you. What do you do for a living, man?
I just honestly go pick up the camera and stream, bro. I just came a hobby and now I'm just fucking
doing it every day, bro. That's cool, man. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Well, I wish you the best of luck
in life, bro. Thank you, bro. Appreciate it, man. Of course. Yeah, I just wanted to come over. She's
had me come over to see what's going on. Oh, you want some food and stuff? You know, dude, I'm good,
Actually, I just want to come check it out. Okay. I got food and stuff, you know, I'm pretty well off. Oh, yeah
Yeah, let's get him some food. Yeah
Fuck yeah
All right, give me
What's up brother, how you doing?
Yeah, sure
What's up, my man? What's up?
She just hit two mil on YouTube.
Two mil?
What's your YouTube?
From here, P-R-Y-M-R-R, tap it and chat.
Maybe I gotta take this hat off so they can...
You know what, we...
Yes, sir.
We have to talk to you, sir.
We have to meet a couple for anything.
A couple?
All right, bet, we gotta lock in.
100%, much love.
Enjoy the mukbang.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Nah, it's only for the homeless, bro.
I'm sorry.
Man, come on, y'all got bread.
All right, let's get some food, brother.
I love what you do, man.
Yeah, what's up?
What's up, what's up?
Just, uh, seeing what you're doing out here is, uh, pretty cool.
Hell yeah! Thank you, bro. I appreciate that, man. It means a lot.
Um, I just messed with this kid today, like, the other day, he's, you know, you're already helping him out and shit.
Oh yeah, I got to, bro. I heard his story, but I heard he was dealing with...
I had his man, but that's what's up.
Hell yeah, bro. Just gotta spread the love, bro.
At the end of the day, bro, God blesses you with stuff.
You gotta fucking spread it around to everyone, bro. Very important.
Yeah. I'll try to keep that message up here.
Always. Got to. Much love, brother.
Last word here, I don't know, if you have any way we could maybe try and get him a phone like a used phone.
A used phone?
Yes, somehow.
Okay.
You know, it doesn't have to be, you know, if you have any ideas, like...
Um, let me...
They would charge like $11 for a phone.
Yeah, they're cheap, they're cheap.
If you could save up for a phone, that's like the most important thing I think you need.
I think that's what you should pay for this money.
I agree. Let me... I just want to pass out this food before it gets cold.
Are you guys going to be in this area or...?
You're going to be hosted up.
You're going to be hosted up? Okay, I got it. Alright, brother.
Okay, let's get you right, man.
Do you have any bag or anything we can put all this stuff in?
I have a blanket out here.
A blanket? Where is your blanket at?
In the wall.
Okay.
Bro, I think he has a broken leg.
Is he even broken leg?
Ah, can we send him to the hospital?
I don't know, I don't think so.
Oh, he's walking with a broken leg.
Can you ask for McDonald's for extra bags so we can put the stuff in the bag?
We're gonna get you a bag brother, no worries.
If you don't mind me asking, what happened to your leg?
I feel I want to lay on my hip.
You have a broken hip right now?
No, no, he got a surgery, but he left me with my legs shorted and on the leg.
Oh my god.
So right now I walk on foot.
I'm sorry, brother.
All right.
I'm gonna make sure we get you a bunch of stuff.
Are you hungry?
Okay, I got some burgers, some fries, some, um, oh, some dessert as well.
You like cookie dough?
I got some Deutsch.
You love cookie dough?
Are you like a birthday cake type of guy?
Chocolate chip?
Chocolate chip.
Oh, I'm gonna get you.
Hella chocolate chip.
I got you, bro.
Let's get him some cookie dough.
We're gonna get him all that.
I just need to get a bag.
Two seconds, the bags are coming.
I'm gonna get you right.
I'm gonna get you, would you ever, like, do you want a wheelchair to help you?
Yeah, I promise you're gonna sell it if I'm gonna pay to get some blood we can go.
Let me buy you a wheelchair, man.
Yeah, that'd be so awesome.
Okay, let me get you a wheelchair.
Thank you.
Because brother, yeah, bro, I know it's probably a pain in the ass to walk like that, bro.
Oh man, he's a worker.
I got you.
Okay.
Let me get you all this real quick.
Can you help, can you get the burgers and stuff out, please?
So you said you want it.
How much, you want birthday cake or not?
Or just chocolate chip?
I'm gonna get you a bunch.
Just so you can munch on it throughout the night, bro.
I'm doached.
Okay, these are all your essentials, bro.
We got like toothbrushes, toothpaste, deodorant, body wash, everything you need.
Here you go, brother.
And then for your burgers, here you go.
Uh, where you post it up at?
I can help you take this.
Okay, I'm gonna come,
I'm gonna help you walk there,
are you gonna walk there or quick?
And I'm gonna come back with a wheelchair for you, bro.
I got you, give me two seconds.
Give me two seconds.
Oh!
No, I don't need no claps, man.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
All right, here you go, brother.
I'll be back.
You want an electric wheelchair or normal?
Electric.
Electric?
Some cool shit?
I bet.
Let me see what I can do.
Sorry.
Oh.
Yeah, let's do it real quick, bro.
Sorry, sorry.
Sorry for bothering me.
No, you're good, man.
This is my favorite shooting, bro.
I appreciate you on that.
I'll get a help out.
Man, come and bring it in, brother.
Watch the left, man.
Nice to meet you guys.
Hell yeah.
Thank you.
Okay.
All right.
I'm all good.
I feel like we need to get him on the wheelchair now.
I don't think y'all like I don't think cuz you were showing it too much right cuz it's a little yeah. Yeah
He dead ass could not walk like hi, how you doing?
Of course
Let's do it
Okay, um, yeah
Yeah.
I feel like we should bring him.
Thank you so much buddy.
Okay, alright, let's go.
He's gonna be chilling there for a sec.
Let's go give the rest of this out.
And then we will come back and pick him up.
Alright, let's go.
Oh
It's a lot going on I'm walking alive, bro. I can't let that man walk around with no wheelchair, bro
That's fucked up, bro
Can someone okay?
Can you do it? No, you'll do it. No, it's all right. All right
Don't bring him, he's gonna stink.
You think I give a fuck you weird ass kid?
It's all the time that kid out, bro.
Fuck you.
Mumbo the sub.
He's in the way right there, he's in the way right there.
He's chilling, he's posted up.
Okay, let's just go and give this stuff out.
And then.
The food's gonna get cold, yeah.
Yeah, maybe not an electric, yeah.
I'm not gonna get an electric one.
Maybe a normal one, electric's kinda,
oh, where'd he go?
Oh, he's right there.
Bro, look out.
Is it fucked up the show?
Yeah, he literally cannot walk, bro.
Yeah, let's not show that.
OK.
All right.
How do we, can we just find a place
where there's a bunch of homeless people?
Let's just give these out, and then let's go back and get them.
Y'all good, Chad?
Y'all good?
I know this isn't the most entertaining content, bro.
But I think it's very important to do.
And I think that it is good to do.
And hopefully you guys feel something in your heart
to do something for someone else, you know?
XYZU to five, thank you, bro.
All right, can you, oh, I can't see, I'm dying, bro.
Fucking hell, I'm dying right now.
I'm eating and watching?
Pack the bags, yeah, we should low key.
Now you're right, we should prepack the bags.
Y'all smart, bro, why don't I think I shit like this?
All right, let's prepa- where do you think we could go?
Me up.
Just look around?
Okay, all right, let's get this done.
We still got a lot of shit to do.
We got a professional eater coming
to eat to see how many of these fucking cans
you can eat in one sitting.
Ew, I'll give you the 10, thank you.
We're going to buy a puppy.
We got a lot of shit to do today, bro.
Dubby's in the fucking chat, man.
Dubby's in the fucking chat.
Bro, it's kind of,
I'm gonna have to use a fry.
You get to be 25?
You walking with a 25 gifted?
Not damn, thank you bro.
I appreciate it.
Real ass motherfucker bro.
DC with the sub.
Goofy suck my dick.
Fuck it.
That's how I get sick, right?
Going with your finger.
It's for a good purpose.
This shit is good as fuck.
I try the best feelings when you eat something healthy
and it tastes good.
Usually healthy shit is disgusting.
And I just fucking lick my finger.
God damn, bro.
I just bought some Ivan with the five.
Let's wait, peanut butter?
You fetch the homeless person's hand?
It's fine, it's fine.
Look, it says, oh, there's a homeless healthcare place
right here, so there's gotta be a lot of homeless people here.
I'm gonna puke.
Fuck.
Yeah, yeah, thank you, appreciate it.
What time is the puppy coming?
Can they do 7?
Alright, here you go, thank you.
You done my catch some shit?
If I catch it, I catch it, bro, fuck it.
Life's all about experiences, bro.
Whatever disease you catch, whatever you catch,
it don't matter, bro, everything's an experience in life.
Fuck it.
Too late now, damn right.
Be close to the sub, I'll look tired of the sub.
Gaining all hope on my goat.
Pre-packed the food, yeah, okay.
I say, yeah, let me, let me, let me.
Where did the bags go?
Are they chipping?
The little bags?
Are you sure?
No, they're not.
I took them.
Where did those little bags go, bro?
Should we go to Skid Row?
How far is Skid Row around here?
Oh, no, maybe better.
Maybe a better idea.
Grab a spoon from somewhere.
Skid Row's 14 away.
Skid Row's 14 away?
Maybe we shouldn't go to Skid Row, though.
Uh, where can we go, Chad? Where do we go?
Is he coked out? No, Jamie.
Like, what? I hate when people say that.
Skid Row, they're all saying skid row.
Bad idea?
Bad idea.
Um, fuck.
We got all this food. I got like 89 burgers left. Corner stores? There's got to be an area where a lot of homeless people are at, right?
I mean, the fact that we're not seeing them. BK2 to 5, thank you. The fact that we're not seeing them is good, though, no?
Jake Moore with the 20. Appreciate it.
Some tents over here?
Okay, we need a game plan. I don't know what to do.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just about finding people.
That's my biggest concern right now.
But the fact that we can't find people means shit.
People are doing better.
That's good to see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there like a place with veterans and stuff?
Homeless shelter?
Door-dash me some food. Man shut your bitch ass up. Shut the fuck up. Fucking weirdo.
I say we definitely do prepack this shit. We prepack the bags with a bunch of essentials,
a bunch of burgers, and we just fucking give them out. And I'm not gonna lie, I am hungry,
but I can't eat this. Oh my god, I'm so sad right now.
But I can eat this at least. Mm-mm-mm. I just did it again.
This shit is so good bro.
I'll clean my hands with hand sanitizer.
What are y'all bitching about?
Boy, we still gotta go get him.
Holy shit, we have so much to do.
We gotta go and hand this boot out,
go back to McDonald's, pick my brother up over there,
then go to Target and see which wheelchair he wants.
Or no, we should probably go
and get the wheelchair without him.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Motherfuckers in the chat saying,
ew, like y'all are 100% hygienic and clean.
Yeah, there's definitely been times
you drop shunt on the ground,
you see a few hairs on your burger and you still eat it.
Like, shit, it's normal.
It's normal, man.
It's only 4 p.m., that's true.
Don't buy the phone.
Oh yeah, and we gotta buy that guy the phone, I forgot.
Fuck, bro, we got a lot to do.
Target doesn't have wheelchairs?
Bro, target a million percent has wheelchairs.
Hello?
Good afternoon, sir.
Armand has arrived.
Pop, pop, punch.
Can you tell him to wait in the lobby, please?
Yes, we'll do it.
Thank you. Bye-bye.
You're welcome.
Don't buy the phone. Why would I not get him the phone?
Can you make it a little brighter just here?
Why would I not get him the phone?
Who's Armand?
Armand?
Who's Armin?
Is that the Eater?
The fat guy?
Fuuuck!
Crash the Gallantines? What Gallantines?
Yeah, they have it at...
They have it at Target, right?
No?
Only at CVS and shit?
Start packaging them up. I don't know where I left the fucking things bro. This is so
stressful. At least I have some Deutsch in my life. Bro, where did I put the bag? Is
there no one know where I put him? No, no, I picked, I brought him here, bro. I don't
know where they went. Brother, right here. Oh my god. Alright. Let's start packaging
What is up?
Holy fuck, this smells so good.
What do I put the finished pieces?
Over here.
It's all good, I got it, don't worry.
Alrighty.
Damn, the food is still hot.
How?
Nice.
Nice, some nice hot McDonald's cheeseburgers.
Chad, what's up's favorite fast food?
Me personally, I'm like a, I'm weird,
I like Jack in the Box.
Jack in the Box is fire or Taco Bell.
Taco Bell's great.
Late night Taco Bell.
Holy shit, we have like three more fucking bags of...
Oh my god.
Probably come any more burgers I got, bro.
Oh my god, bags, bags, bags of burgers.
I'm not gonna lie, bro. Is there like a...
Is there like a dictator of the homeless people? Like one guy that runs them?
Like, he just gives it to them.
I need to break my back's hurting
Bro, is it fucked up to eat a burger?
Huh?
Like this smells really really good, bro
I don't even think we're gonna be able to give all these away with this chat
LA is wiping the homeless people out of the streets and they're putting them in like in like hostels and stuff
Like, are we not gonna be able to find enough people to feed this stuff to?
Eating one of your money?
It's not about that, it's just about like...
It's so good.
Oh my god, I just remember that food poisoning.
Why am I eating this?
It's so fucking good I don't care if I shit myself to that.
Good work.
All right.
Should be enough.
Any luck, Mia?
All right.
Why don't you keep saying Rekhais in LA?
Oh, it's you the sub, the killer of the sub, thank you.
Yeah, why don't you keep saying Rekhais in LA?
Is it like a Salvation Army?
He wants to link?
He's gonna get me down with much love and respect.
Much love.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
Fig Street?
Fuck off.
I'm not even kidding, bro.
We have a hundred, we have like 85 burgers
and there is no homeless people in sight, bro.
Like we just drove 10 minutes.
I don't, am I tripping?
Do we see anything?
What the hell?
Cause the government, I don't know what it is exactly,
but someone is doing this thing
where they're putting all homeless people
in buildings and stuff,
so the streets are getting cleaner,
and it's actually working.
Bro, now I'm, I just try to do a good deed,
and now I'm about to get,
I'm about to waste food.
Fuck!
I was just trying to do something good.
Is there like a, yeah, no, no, they need to do that in New York.
Damn, bro, this is fucking crazy, bro.
You would come here usually, there would be tents everywhere, homeless people everywhere
over here, like literally right here, and there's none.
None, bro.
I don't know.
Is there...
Yeah, maybe an officer?
Can you put the...
I got it.
Yeah, that's an officer.
Yeah.
Excuse me!
Quick!
Oh, fucking hell.
No, no, don't.
I can't honk an officer.
Yeah, it's okay.
Alright, no worries.
Oh my god.
Alright.
Oh, this is good.
Fuck.
You in the wrong neighborhood, bro.
I'm in downtown LA.
What are you talking about?
I'm literally in DT LA.
This is downtown LA.
And why does this look nothing like LA?
What the fuck?
You need to go down?
Go to Cool Kicks?
I don't know what to do over there, okay, maybe we give them
There's a cop right there. Okay, maybe he knows
Yeah, let's just get out here walk figure it out. Fuck it. Park in front of the cop
We just get out fuck it tell me just get out hand him out the street no
Oh, bro.
Give me this, get out.
Let's go.
We outside.
No.
All right, how do we go about this you get the dutch container thank you all right
This is this feels like New York, bro. What happened to LA?
Quick question sir, do you know quick question sir? Do you know what we could find homeless people to give out food to?
What?
Obviously.
What happened?
Deutsch with the 20 gifted!
Thank you so much!
What up, G?
How are you doing?
Thank you Deutsch.
I appreciate you all!
Thank you for making this all happen.
I'm just trying to get the food out.
I'm trying to do my best.
It's not looking good.
What's up?
Quick question, bro.
You work around here?
How you doing up there?
Oh, I'm good.
I'm good.
You're doing good.
I'm good.
How you doing my bed? Do you know where I could find homeless people to get out food to?
Everywhere.
What do you mean everywhere? I'm looking there's no one.
Okay
Yeah
Pursuing square. There's no one in that square. I looked.
At least doing a thing where they're where they're putting homeless people in building and stuff.
Uh, not here.
I always see the same homeless people like on Olive Street.
Oh, if you go down,
yeah, Angeles.
Okay.
It's the main area.
Over there, how far?
How far walk?
Broadway, then Los Angeles,
String and then Los Angeles.
How far of a walk is that?
10 minutes.
Oh.
Look at that.
I'm literally shaking, bro.
Why are you shaking, bro?
I always watch you.
My God!
Yeah, gee!
Much love, brother.
What do you do for a living?
I work as a delivery guy.
Okay, hell yeah.
And then I'm at A2Z.
Okay.
Two thousand supplies.
Yeah.
And then there's the next floor, there's the barber.
Okay.
Floyd may weather cut his hair over there.
You cut hair there?
No, I don't.
Oh.
But Floyd cuts his hair over there when it comes to LA.
And then that's it.
Cool, nice to meet you, man.
Much love.
Yeah, what's up?
What are you doing?
I don't wanna take the picture, please.
Okay.
Okay, cool.
Oh yeah, I got you.
Chad, this is not going to work.
We might be fucking fine.
Brother, we've been looking for an hour.
Much love, man. Appreciate it.
Yeah, real quick, let's do it.
Yo! Yes, sir.
Appreciate it, dawg.
Alright, we got to drive more down there.
That way or that way?
Which way's better?
That way?
All right.
Thank you.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm about to just have someone on my team
come and pass these out off stream, bro.
Cause doing it on stream is not gonna work,
but people are gonna stop us and stuff.
Like, I might have to just get someone
to pass these out off stream.
Or else this is gonna just go to waste, all of it.
This is all gonna go to waste, bro.
And that would fucking suck.
Yeah, what's up, G?
Sure, let's do it, bro.
Nice to meet you, man. Much love.
Yeah, sure, dude.
That's crazy. I saw you coming out of the car and I was like, oh, you sure?
Hell yeah.
Appreciate it, man. Thank you.
Nice to meet you, bro. Are you Indian?
Yeah.
You kind of look like a model. Hold on. Wait a sec, Chad. Don't I smile at the camera?
Hey, man, you're in the wrong occupation, brother.
How's it going, man?
How you doing, dude?
Jump, jump, jump.
Nice to meet you, man.
Thank you.
This is, this is, this is, chat, this is a lot.
I don't think this is going to work.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't think I can do something like this on screen again.
This is, this is, look how much fucking food
we have just sitting here.
This is ridiculous bro.
Alright, let's try going down that street behind us, right to the right.
And if that don't work, I'm fucked.
And I'm gonna feel like shit.
And now they're calling me a food waster.
I'm down the street gonna have some? No.
Just drive to a shelter.
Bro, should we just drop it off to the shelter?
Can we do that?
Is that a possibility?
Let me search it out.
No, I tried to...
And it's funny to buy the guy's wheelchair.
Holy shit!
Alright, animal or...
My brain, I can't function right now.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
This food poisoning is really getting to me right now, bro.
I
Can't I can't so sorry I think I got a hand bro. All right, let me type fuck up
All right homeless shelter
All right, the midnight mission homeless shelter five minutes away
This is not even a it's not even a real thing Union rescue mission
All right, let's go here six minutes away
Where's he gonna drop it off to an organization that got more fucking brain cells than my dumb ass?
A lot better
We'll figure it out
The beach bro the beach is 45 minutes away bro I
Think that's the best I think that's the best decision in this situation. I'm not gonna lie
Skid Row? We can't go to Skid Row. We can't go to Skid Row, Chad. We can't. We literally
can't. I just saw her... I'm stress eating. I'm gonna eat this and then my desserts and
the rich. Why? Because I can't bro, I can't.
How are you gonna let a crippled man walk like that? I'm getting a wheelchair bro! I'm
I'm not fucking Superman.
I can't do everything at one point.
I can't fly.
You fucking retard.
I would punch the camera,
but then JCP's gonna get offended.
I gotta work on my tongue game.
It's not coming out.
There we go.
We were just at that park.
We were literally just at that park.
Uh, me and the dogs coming at 7.
Nice.
back to being chopped ever since you got the cat you haven't been the same
bro it's been two days shut the fuck up it's really been two days I look rough
bro I'm trying to catch I've been going through some some mental shit bro like
I didn't want to get into it and like really like I don't want you to feel bad
for me, but we're going through some mental shit. My head just like fucked up. I don't
even want to get into all that, but I'll push it through. I'm dealing with it. I've
been a day bro. I need to be myself tonight. I'm gonna go read a book. Just kidding. I'm
I'm just kidding but not for I don't know why Kai's getting so much hate bro
Y'all just be hating to hate on anyone bro like yeah
I mean it might not be the coolest to people but like just chill bro y'all be doing too much hating on everyone nowadays, bro
I'm seeing Kai getting hate
Wendy and a like damn bro. What is it gonna stop bro?
Why do y'all so much hate you in your heart bro bad buddy said something that such facts at the end of his super performance
He said the only thing stronger
Than love is hate
Opposite the only thing stronger than hate is love
Listen and put that shit in your brains, bro. Lock the fuck in
Like stop hating on people like bro if you see someone walking through the door be like oh you look hella good
You look like or like oh, I love your smile
Like you saw that girl's like wow that Sun is making you glow like that's a type of shit
remember they go to they dream about shit like it stays in their heads bro just be good people man
oh okay okay okay this is let's just go there real quick and see if not we come back perfect we
found a spot all right nice we found a whole spot chat a whole spot but if we could just
give it to the organization it would be a lot easier just so that we don't fuck any of this up
and um make a ruckus
In this world we're doomed bro after another day
Oh, there's a whole line
Dude, there's hella people here. Oh my god
Never mind. We were just the wrong spot. I don't think we have enough for that many people. That was like 200 people
Oh my god
Lo siento
Fuck me, dude
Oh, wow, all right, we're gonna have to figure out how to go about this.
This is interesting.
Okay, could you, um, could we just park and then see if we can just give it to them to
do because I'm not gonna lie, bro.
It's gonna become hectic out here if we go over there because that is 200 people waiting
for shit bro. Yeah they're gonna freak out. Yeah this is oh my god. All right
let's see what we can do chat. Let's see what we can do. Schatten Deutsch.
Do you guys like pickles on your burgers? Yes or no?
I'm not a pickle guy. But there's a pickle in here and I'm eating it.
Oh, we're good?
Noice!
All right, let's go.
All right.
I got this.
I'll do the talking.
You know what's crazy?
I used to, um, no cameras.
I won't, we won't, we won't put the, we're not gonna put the camera on you, um.
I have a hundred burgers, fifty fries, a hundred deodorants and a bunch of stuff.
I'm not capable of passing them out myself.
Is there any way we can just give it to?
Give them to the cafeteria?
Thank God.
Okay, and these are all homeless people, correct?
Let me watch you and shit all the time.
How you doing, brother?
Much love.
Okay, can y'all just please take care of it?
I don't want to know how you doing, brother.
Let me get it.
How you doing, brother?
I'm gonna go, side door for him, side door.
Okay, you can be here.
Okay, all right, perfect.
Hey, bro, how much is your strength?
Thank you, brother, appreciate it.
Back up, back up to the...
Okay, we'll help you guys take it all in.
We got a bunch of shit, bro.
Amazing, thank you guys so much, man.
Let's do it, alright, a lot easier and it'll be more civilized.
Dummy's in the fucking chat, we did it.
Thank you so much, man.
Hell yeah.
Where do you want us to back up?
Where do you want us to go?
Just keep doing what you're doing, man.
Thank you so much, brother.
I don't know, I mean that.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I appreciate you, man.
Listen, you go through a lot of trials,
you go through a lot of battles.
You know, like, we're from, you know,
different streets, different areas, different zones.
I'm from Boyle Heights, East LA.
And I see the people that you deal with and the streamers
and other people, when they put you in choke holds
and other shit, they don't understand
that you're a human being at the end of the day.
For real.
And right now I'm just over here,
I'm in a struggle with myself just daily,
but I'm thankful that I'm alive.
I'm about to go pick up my wife right now from work,
but I saw you, bro,
and I just had to just say from the heart,
nobody's paying me to say this,
ain't nobody else behind me,
just me, not my crew, not people that I ran with.
This is just me, Richard Moyan from the bottom of my heart.
And I just wanna say.
Thank you so much.
No, no, no, man.
No, I appreciate that, bro.
We need more people like you in this world, bro.
People take advantage, bro.
They do, bro.
There's a lot of fucking people out there, bro.
Exactly.
And I see you and I watch you, brother.
And I'm just telling you, just from the bottom of my heart,
keep doing what you do, bro,
because there's a lot of people that I live around.
Thank you.
And they judge the book by its cover,
by its personal second chapter.
You never know what anyone's going through, bro.
People think that I'm dirty.
People think I'm out there selling drugs,
but in reality, I'm struggling just like the next person.
But I just felt in my heart,
I just wanted to tell you this, brother.
Just to conclude with you.
I'm gonna keep you my prayers, bro.
Everything will get better.
Right back at you.
Respect you bro for I really appreciate that man. I really need you all. Have a good day, man. God bless brother. Yes, sir. Thank you so much, pal
Why like you just see shit like that you just like
Well, there is hope in this world. It really is hoping this world though
There really is
There is fucking hope in this world, bro
That is so like
Great to see you.
Okay, we'll get the waters out first maybe.
Oh, a car coming. Amazing.
Okay, perfect.
And there's a bunch of people in there already.
Amazing.
You trying to come in?
I don't know what the camera might be a little...
If it's cool, I can't if not, no worries.
Yeah, if there's no permission, I'm gonna help put these waters on.
That's the cafeteria.
Who to put these on top?
Yes.
This is a bunch of cookie dough, some Deutsch.
Just put them in the snack out if they want.
A bunch of different flavors.
Let me get the burgers.
Yeah, can you?
No, we got a bunch of burgers and stuff.
Here you go, brother.
Here you go. Here you go.
Here you go.
a lot of shit and then we have a bunch of random little bags of stuff almost done
All right, let's get on.
Got protection, man. Everybody protecting you right now. I'm pulling these up.
Hell yeah.
All right.
Yes, sir. Thank you guys so much. I appreciate it. God bless. Have a great day.
Good work, doc.
Yes, sir.
I think I had to ask you a question. What is this that you do? Because somebody in the clinic see you over there.
They're like, oh, that's...
I just go, YouTuber, streamer, I go around, live life,
don't look back, every day is a new journey.
We're just doing it in Skid Row today.
Oh, we're in Skid Row?
Yeah.
Oh, we ended up in Skid Row, shit.
I don't know, we had a bunch of stuff we were giving out,
some deodorants, some body wash, some foods,
we just gave it to them to do and that's that, yeah.
Very nice to meet you.
Hey, how you doing?
How you doing, brother?
I'm watching a lot of your clips and everything,
and I watch you stream and I watch you do it.
I was just wondering if I could get a big clip.
Hell yeah, bro, let's do it.
Good, man.
You watch my shows?
Thank you.
Thank you, brother.
Hell yeah, thank you, much love.
I really appreciate that.
I'm looking at myself over here smiling, babe.
You get a closer eye.
Let's do it, very nice to meet you, brother.
Good luck, buddy.
Hell yeah.
I appreciate it.
My guy.
One more?
Yeah.
Brother, do you have a Zell?
No, I have a number.
Oh yeah, I have a number.
Okay, give me your Zell, brother.
I wanna help you out a little bit.
Okay, can you, Mia, can you take down a Zell really quick?
Just give her your number, that's my assistant over there.
And I'm gonna help you out, brother.
I appreciate you.
Thank you, brother.
How you doing, man?
This is all good.
What's up, brother?
How you doing?
I'm respected, man.
Thank you, bro.
How you doing, man?
I'm all good.
I'm all spoken, man.
Hell yeah.
Yo, TikTok, right?
Sometimes
What are they called?
Oh shit
Okay, and I yeah, no hell yeah, man feel safe
A good what a good tour bucket should we go?
Oh, you guys are cousins.
Hey, yeah, here.
You just don't say that loud, because the chat's going to hear it.
That's the wrong number.
God, I'm going to call you so you have mine.
There's a Skid Row camera that's down the street.
Perfect.
Oh, no, I was just passing out some food over there,
and then we're about to head out.
God bless.
down the street, you know what I mean?
Where that's like the mecca where everybody hangs out,
you know what I mean?
That's homeless around here.
So if you're ever looking to do any good community work,
come down.
I gave it to them, that's good though, right?
Yeah, that's good.
This is Union Rescue Mission, you know what I mean?
We'll come back.
I want to make this at least like a weekly thing,
where I go out and just give out shit.
That's what's up.
We're at this Get Rolled Care Campus.
Okay.
You give a shout out to loyalty over love.
Loyalty over love.
All right, loyalty over love, y'all.
Better in there?
Huh?
Okay.
Respect, thank you for your service brother.
God bless, have a great day.
What are you guys exactly doing here?
It's a shelter.
It's a shelter, families, single men.
We have what we have.
So how do you pick?
Because obviously this is probably packed out.
I'm seeing like 500 people out here.
Obviously they didn't even have an ID.
So a lot of these people don't have an ID.
So they got an ID they'll get in.
They do a background check.
They don't have a certificate.
Like, Megan's life, they'll be able to get in.
Interesting.
A lot of families come down here.
A lot of families that came from South of Florida.
And that's what everybody does.
Mexico?
Ah, not really.
No, no, no, let's go.
Mostly Venezia.
I'm Mexican myself.
Okay, hola.
What's up, man?
Gracias.
Hell yeah, man.
Okay, well, yeah, I just wanted to make sure
we get to the right place.
Hope they're happy.
Appreciate you, bro.
Much love.
Thank you, man.
Have a great day.
All right, she got your zone, right?
Okay, man, I'm gonna make sure.
Just wait for it, bro.
Nice to meet you.
Yes, sir.
I came over just to save you.
No, I know, but I feel like I'm not hard to have to,
so I'm going to give you something.
OK, brother.
Thank you.
Thank you, brother.
Keep praying, brother.
God bless.
Oh, my God.
That thing.
God, we got everything.
Oh, this is great.
All right.
I'm not going to lie, bro.
They just saved us, bro.
I didn't know we were on Skid Row.
I had no idea.
Do you have the, do you have the hand sanitizer?
All right, we have one more thing to do
before we end this segment.
Let's head to a CVS, it's not a Target, right?
Did they have wheelchairs at Target
or is it more like a CVS Walgreens thing?
We got one more thing to do, chat wheelchair
for my brother and then we gonna go home after that.
I
Was the moment
Well, I think they can disperse it themselves because I'm not gonna lie if we would have done that ourselves
It would have been a lot, bro a lot. There's probably like throughout these whole blocks
There's probably 500 people minimum
Just walking these blocks, bro
It would have been and we don't have enough shit for that at all
That was the right thing to do, huh?
Absolutely.
What do you think?
What do you think Chad, right thing to do?
Instead of giving it out ourselves?
Is that all you got?
Run as hell, run as hell, run as hell, run as hell.
You have a cell saved, right Mia?
Yeah.
All right, cool.
Um, all right.
Last step, wheelchair, and then go back to that McDonald's,
at McDonald's, give him his wheelchair,
maybe buy him a few clothes with the wheelchair,
and then he'll wrap it up on that.
And then we're gonna go back home.
And then after we go back home,
we have this little eating competition
with the world's best eater and the world's fattest guy.
And after that, we're going to buy a puppy.
And then after that, we're ending stream, all right?
That's the plan.
Hold on, before I say we're buying the puppy,
I gotta see if I fuck with the puppy first.
Like if it gives me weird vibes,
if it like, if it don't look at me the right way,
I'm not buying it.
So, what?
Santa.
Huh?
Hey, Santa.
Here.
Oh, oh, damn, good catch.
You're buying a puppy?
Did your other dog die?
No.
Is that all the clipper money
and delay I pay another month?
For real?
All right, fuck it.
Damn, I got a cool,
I didn't know my clippers were cool like that.
I appreciate y'all.
What a Lollos party?
Lolo's having a party in LA, no way.
Wait, so she's bringing both of them to my house.
Sick.
Wait, what happened, Jack?
Why are you laughing?
Stop buying pets.
Brother, I am lonely.
Understand that I live by myself in a pet house.
I need company.
I am going to lose my fucking mind, bro.
Let me buy a dog, let me buy a fucking cat,
let me buy a fish, let me buy a tortoise,
let me buy whatever I want, bro.
Holy shit.
Leave me alone.
Thank you.
Now spamming someone's name
that don't even live in LA, bro.
Like y'all should be able to name
someone that don't even fucking live here, bro.
Hey, hey, hey.
This man needs a goatee, this beard is not it.
Why do you always look greasy?
Alright, bro, this hat is enough.
I'm not gonna let him stick in the shit.
Enough is enough, bro.
Fuck off.
There's gotta be like a cool little thing I can use.
Let me, alright, let me think, bro.
Let me think, I'm back in India.
We have no silverware or nothing.
What would I use?
She weighs?
No.
There's gotta be something, bro.
Your feet?
Oh my god, you're a fucking genius.
See, I ripped it off?
Bro, Chad, look what I just thought of myself
without any help.
Think smarter, not harder.
Thanks, bro.
Bro, you are a genius.
Wait, can I just cut my mouth?
Yo, bro
No, the Spanish classes
I
Have a question why is there so many parasocials in my chat like why do y'all like
Are you sure Valentine's Day yes
Yes, my Valentine's Day stream. I want it to be the craziest stream of my life, bro. I
Want my Valentine's Day stream to be the craziest shit ever
like some unbelievable not like out of this world shit I gotta think it
through I gotta think it through I want to be special
what are you doing for all star weekend I'm gonna be here why are we eating
baby food in the car it's not baby food it's cookie dough you idiot
Deutsch tap in try some yourself buy some it's fucking amazing like you ever
Like like you know like when you eat caviar and you just feel rich. It's the same feeling when you eat cookie dough. No cat
She doesn't like Indians. She's using you
I think every girl is just using like
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, also a chat, by the way,
and I feel like girls nowadays don't have types.
Like, I feel like they care more about the personality
instead of the looks.
That's just from what I've seen.
I could be wrong, but I feel like girls
would rather be with like a good man, a good wholesome man.
Money?
I bet that I'm not coping it's not true money bro money can only do so much for
you at some point you just get bored like dead ass
they just want money gang you have money to the cream over you I don't even
I have as much money as you idiots think.
Oh, wait, is this where it is?
Where is it?
To go to where?
CVS, okay, do you think they have him in CVS?
How about if you stay in the corner of the building?
No, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come.
But maybe not on this street?
Yeah, no, no, not here.
Let's go to another CVS.
Can we go to CVS close to that McDonald's?
Stop reading bad comments.
You gotta understand, they get to me sometimes.
Like, I've been on the internet since I was 13 years old.
Like, I see shit sometimes and it really does get to me, bro.
Like, does anyone actually fucking care about me?
Like, am I just some like,
Zoe with the hundred fucking gifted!
Thank you!
Zoe's crazy, thank you so much, Zoe.
I don't know why I did to deserve that hundred gifted,
but I appreciate you from the bottom of my fucking heart.
Right when I was saying I don't know if people even care about me, you just gave me a hundred gifts, man.
Thank you so much.
But yeah, now like for real chat, like, dude, like, who knows, bro?
Do people even fuck with me, bro?
Like, does anyone even care?
At the end of the day, bro, who cares, man?
Because I'll only need you yourself, right?
Right?
Right, chat?
Right?
You yourself?
All you need?
Yeah.
Okay.
I love you gang, I love you too bro. I love you too man. I hope you guys are enjoying the
journey that I've been on these past few years man and I hope you guys are gonna stay with
me for years and years and years to come. I forgot Chad, we're going to Australia next
month I totally forgot we go in Australia next month we got a lot of shit plant
Australia Australia part two with Iggy it's gonna be a fucking good one
wish you'd been up to me hit her for God I'm taking my focus to Australia totally
I forgot about that one.
Can't wait for you to go to Switzerland.
You're a good guy, that's why you get taken advantage of.
I don't, I generally don't, like,
I don't think people take advantage of me.
I feel like I understand what's going on at all times.
Like, I'm not fucking stupid, right?
Like, I understand everything.
I just, you know, do what I want to do.
Zavala's crying?
Man, why is this grown-ass man crying bro? Let me see you
you seem like a reasonable guy I don't know bro I've been back in LA like I'm
gonna be honest bro I don't like it bro like I miss being around people bro
like I hate being by myself I need to go and do something or fucking link with
people like I dead-ass child like I hate I don't know bro I don't want to be by
myself like fuck that shit was so fun
Aiden I love him, bro. That's my brother, bro. I haven't seen him in so long, bro. I really miss him, bro. I
Really miss him, bro. I love you, Aiden. I miss you, dude
That shit was fun as fuck to watch bro. I had a great time myself, bro. Yeah, I never see me go fucking shooting that long
Like chat you don't understand bro like my life I go I stream I
I end and I do nothing after and I go and wake up and stream and I end I do nothing like
Come pick me up. I'm in Hollywood man if you don't
Go with SSB
SSB don't fuck with me man. You get whooped and mad and you have to lie to look forward to a purge you fucking suck
But now for real Chad, I don't know dude
All right, uh, we're going to CVS to pick up his wheelchair drop it off the wheelchair then going home. Alrighty
Attention-seeking
You know, I do love attention, but I'm not a tension see if you can I'm a speaking from the hall
I'm speaking from the...
If I gotta send that invoice, fuck, I keep forgetting.
Maddie said I wanna see your cat.
There's hella girls in the chat now, bro.
I've never seen this many girl names this past week in my life.
We got the...
We got the queens in the chat.
Got the queens in this chat.
You getting the dog or not?
Bro, if the dog is cute and it's like playing with me the right way, or...
if it's like prompts I'm so bad at explaining I get it like I'm kidding I
actually need to start reading books so I can learn how to fucking talk properly
holy shit if it's like if it's fucking with me then I'ma get it
Zax dad gifted me a hundred subs.
Yo!
Thank you, Zax dad.
I appreciate you, man.
Real one.
Give me another hundred so I know it's you.
No, I'm kidding.
Thank you, bro.
All right, sir.
Sorry.
Thank you, sir.
Chet, does anyone else have an addictive personality?
Say fuck why today?
Nah bro, I can't.
I gotta stay away from shit like that bro.
You know why, it's just true.
You should hang out with a fan once a week on stream.
I'm addicted to gooning.
Seek help.
Seek help bro.
Well, I got no urge to do none of that. I don't know, bro. It's weird.
Like, if it happens, it happens.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, SO HE'S CRAZY, AK-A, ZACK'S DAD, WITH ANOTHER HUNDRED GIFTED!
Thank you so much, sir. I appreciate you, man. I appreciate you.
You have an amazing son, and I'm just glad that I'm even in your fucking presence right now.
Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Salute. Salute. Salute.
Stop talking about people's leaks and shit, bro.
Never seen it. Never will.
All right, let's go get his wheel chair, shall we?
I'm about to start. I'm about to line up.
Why are you all saying cat the fuck?
You think I'm trying to look at shit like that?
that is I got nothing to do with me bro stay away
what is wrong with y'all bro oh my god y'all are off in the head all right
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you asked me for, yeah, right.
Y'all got such dirty minds.
Y'all got such dirty fucking minds.
I missed the days when like, the internet was wholesome
and like, people were like,
just talking about like,
let's have a good conversation, all right?
Start it, start the combo chat.
I'ma let y'all start and I'ma finish it.
Start the convo.
Let's have a good conversation
about something that knowledgeable,
that like is valuable to the world.
Did you poop today?
Yes.
How many times do you shit in a day?
Twice.
When was,
year, oh my God.
Year a millionaire?
No.
Call ya.
How much, how did you like 21 Savage hugging the wall?
He didn't do that.
What are you talking about?
Who said no, you bitch?
When are you going out with me?
Thoughts?
Do you like, will you stream Ryan's fight?
I'm going, I don't think I'm gonna stream it,
but I'm gonna go show some love to my brother.
I'm shitting right now,
That's the best feeling.
Fuck you, kid.
No, Crusade, you were an internet gangster, bro.
You're not saying no to that shit to my face, bro.
I want you to fix your hair, bro.
My hair looks good like this.
My hair looks good.
I think it looks great.
I think it looks great, bro.
I don't know, Chad.
I think I need to make some friends, bro.
I'm very like, fuck.
Oh my god, this is glass.
We have to be careful.
I should have put it there, fuck.
Alrighty, we found a CVS, nice.
Does anyone in here want to be my friend?
Like, anyone?
No?
Yes, no, maybe so, no?
It's all good.
You have 500,000 friends just all online?
Fuck no, me?
Like, if I had a friend's giving right now,
like, who would I even invite?
I
Will smoke you in bed, and I will we good
Where's Iggy she's at home in Miami, bro, is it hard to make friends in real life?
I'm just broke. I'm it like it's y'all probably wouldn't believe this bro because I'm an impact because I'm a streamer
But I am an introvert
like
for real
I don't really talk to people a lot
I'm an introvert, bro
Like I feel like I'm shooting them in a movie so it's a little easier, but like, like streaming
dead ass hell me, bro.
If I didn't start streaming, I don't think I can even reform a sentence, like I'm being
so dead ass.
Alright, excuse me.
I'm an introvert, bro.
If I went to the club, I wouldn't know what to do.
Excuse me, sorry.
What's up, what's up?
Okay.
Wheelchair, wheelchair, wheelchair.
Is that a worker?
Sir, do you work here?
Yes, sir.
What's up, how you doing?
Do you guys have wheelchairs?
No.
No?
No.
Where can I find a wheelchair?
The homeless person outside.
No.
I need to buy like a new one.
No, we only got a crutches.
Crutches? That one, he needs a wheelchair. Okay. Thank you, sir.
What are crutches doing in a?
What crutches do it? Bro crutches is so far. Hi, how you doing? Doing well, doing well.
Thank you so much, bro. Quick question. Do you know where I can find crutches?
Alright sorry, wheelchair?
I'm not sure, I'm not too familiar with the area.
Okay. Wait, you work here?
Yeah, but I'm not from the area.
Oh shit, where are you from?
I grew up in Ingwer, but I live in an HDV now.
Nice to know brother, very nice to meet you.
Hi!
Hi.
I don't think Wal-Mart or Target got it, bro.
What is happening in this parking lot for them to fucking have to say that out loud?
Probably some bad shit that's happening here.
Hello!
How you doing?
Nice to meet you. What's your name?
Sorry a quick question. I'm looking for a wheelchair. Do you like do you know where I could so I'm a little slow
Where do you think I could find one?
Yeah
One more sporty away
Okay, thank you so much. Thank you. Have a great day
Bro, there's gotta be another way
There's gotta be I gotta get a wheelchair before I go home, bro. Fuck me man
Is there like a medical story around here
I didn't why wire
dude
medical
Medical store, um
Should we call can we call real quick see if they have them?
Oh, you see how far this is? 13 away. Oh, this one, you just, yeah, let's call them
if they have it and let's do it. I'm gonna call myself, too, in sec, uh, to a target.
Thank you for calling. The LA Central City Target Store. Para continuar en espanol,
Spanish.
They do? Perfect, let's go.
How's your day going today?
Great, thank you. I'm enjoying chatting with you.
How about you? How's your day going today?
chatting with you, how about you?
How's your day been so far?
It's been good.
Just been eating some Deutsch,
helped out some people in need.
Now we're going to get a wheelchair.
That sounds like a really meaningful and productive day.
I hope everything goes smoothly with the wheelchair.
If there's anything I can do to help or chat about,
just let me know.
Hell yeah, how's your day going?
How's your day going?
for asking I'm here and ready to help out with whatever you need let me know if
there's anything
fuck bitch
all right almost there chat 10 minutes away 10 minutes away we got a wheelchair
thank god Zavala's crashing out on you and Yara the fuck man what the hell I do
Goodwill?
Chaff, if I were to one day switch to kick would y'all still watch me?
Be honest.
No.
Yes.
No, yes, yes, yes, curry, man!
Yes?
Okay.
Yes, but it's a bad idea. Brother, I'm trying to get rich off streaming. I don't want to...
Hi, Neil.
Yo, why does my whole chat keep saying you're crying, bro?
Uh, I don't know, bro. It's just been hard for me these couple of days since I got up
Can't go on.
Why?
No.
It's just...
With Yattong,
she's like my little sister.
You're taking her from me, bro.
She could still be your friend, bro.
You're like you're dating the girl.
That was better when you were there.
What?!
No!
It's just fucked up because you guys are so couple gold, but you're just ugly as shit, and just looking at it in the middle way.
Teach him. Teach him. Get in the middle of the way.
Thank you bro. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I appreciate you. Just know bro, listen. First off, meet her, just friends. Second off, she's in good hands, alright?
Thank you bro.
Stop crying, bro. You're a grown fucking man, bro.
All right?
One thing I will say, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Ever since coming back home, I've been hella lonely.
I swear to God, bro.
Like, I actually miss y'all all y'all so much.
Like, I feel like shit at home right now, bro.
I know, but I think that's why I've been, like,
hitting my head a lot.
And I just didn't know we're thinking stuff, bro.
Yo, bro, you are a multimillionaire
that gets to stream for a living.
Quit bitching, bro. All right?
You're so lucky. I don't know Spanish bro.
Fuck you bro. Fuck you bro.
Alright, listen, I'm sorry. I hope everything is better bro. You always have a friend to
call if you need anything. And swipe those tears me off your eyes bro. Also, before
I lose you, can you please, like, I'm not trying to be weird or be parasocial or anything,
Like I see the way that your girl looks at you
Can you put a fucking ring on it bro because like actually it's getting to a point where I'm starting to get mad
And it's bringing anger inside of me
Like I don't like to be too invested in couples and shit, but like you got to before she starts getting mad, bro
Hello
No shit, bro, stop saying I have corn here, bro
Wait, is that what you told me?
Yo, is that what you said in Spanish?
Why are they spamming the corn emoji in my chat?
I didn't, I didn't escape that bro, I didn't escape that, now we're going to talk like fucking their way.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
Listen bro, you're my brother.
I'm one call away.
Um, and I hope everything is better bro.
Alright, head up.
Thank you man.
Alright man.
See you later
Hold on I gotta search this up. Hello D a lot a English to Spanish or Spanish to English
Hello D
II lot a
Corn head
I'm almost there, 4 minutes left.
He said a year and wants you for money.
I'm like, well, this money thing is starting to piss me off, bro.
Like, am I just some fucking joke?
Can you turn it up please?
I
Well fuckers in you fuck you bro. This is my fingers
I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you, it's not easy to breathe in sleep
I don't want to run, I don't have no dress up, then you're changing
My mind's going swinger, people change and go far
I'm first in line, fast to be, I want to start to find it
This is the one thing that she got pregnant, she's got a man in me
I'm the shill, I'm the shunt, take my style, I'm starting out, I'm running
I'm the killer, I'm from San Diego, leave me in my land
They ain't gonna call to fight the border, recall, she was seen as skinny
She's the shill, she's the shill, she run the hunger for the pain in me
I'm gonna tell you I won't, I won't even be alone
I'll make you come up through PR and we're the master friends
I think you turn the head and we know that this life is like a dream
You know I'm just family pain
If I can't win the whole pain
I'm gonna be the rush, I'm gonna raise the phone
Broadway is my, I'm like a lion
Broadway is the top five for me right now
I'm leaving from the side
way the thing is closed fuck it I'm gonna just jump it you're crying after telling
another man not to cry let me be a hypocrite in peace bro let me be a
fucking hypocrite bro why you calling me out of my bullshit bro you're 21 acting
like a teenager boy Chris Packett I'm like a lot of people tell me I act mature
for my age is that true yeah yeah agree with that a lot of people be telling me
Oh, you really do act mature for your age.
Oh, massage.
No.
Perfect.
All right, I'm gonna run in real quick.
You just stop right.
All right, let's go check.
Let's get this wheelchair, deliver the wheelchair,
build the wheelchair.
Oh my God, we have a lot to do.
And then we gotta go and do this
fucking dutch eating competition.
Let's do it.
All right.
Oh, we're right in my burger.
just to give me some fuel.
Oh, shit.
It's a Chinese.
Yeah.
How can I help you?
Hi.
We're looking for a wheelchair?
Wheelchair?
Yes, we do.
Thank you.
What do you do?
So you're going to any kind of wheelchairs, okay?
Yeah!
Hello sir, how you doing?
Nice to meet you, brother.
Hola.
Like a wheelchair to sit on.
Is that electric?
No, I have manual.
Okay.
I'm making for manual.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I need a space.
Did you move?
Oh, oh damn.
Oh shit.
Oh yeah, we will move.
Yes ma'am.
I said would you move?
Yeah, anybody?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
You okay?
Yeah, I'm okay, no worries.
I might need a brace for my foot.
Oh, okay. Thank you. Do you guys have, uh, sparkling water?
How's your day going today?
That's great to hear are we in Chinatown career town career town
As you're day going today, sir, that's good to hear brother
What do you mean show that's a whole brother's the whole area we're in that's a walker know the wheel just a wheelchair
Oh, 2024 Lamborghini wheelchair.
Oy!
Yes, sir!
New, or 2026, actually.
I don't care, Kasia.
Fuck that.
All right.
Let me test drive it to make sure it's good.
Yes!
Okay, let me make sure the padding is good for his butt.
Let's go ahead.
Oh, okay.
The blade first, blade?
Who's gonna be, who's gonna be using it?
Um, my good friend, I don't know his name, but...
How do you-
The blade is the blade?
This?
Yeah.
Okay.
The don't shoot.
The blade is the blade.
Yeah, and go.
Is there a reverse mechanism? Yes? What's the miles per hour? How fast this goes?
We're good. That's perfect. Nice. Thank you. We'll get this. Is this the best one you guys have?
Yeah.
Best one? What do you think, Chad?
Cool.
It's a food rest here.
No, please.
There's no, you guys don't have electric, right?
No electric?
No electric.
I don't have a stack of electric.
No worries.
Okay, so then his feet go over here, and he can put his bags in the back.
Don't, don't, don't.
Break first.
Break.
When you're sitting, break.
Otherwise, you fall down.
Like this?
Locking.
Then, release.
damn this is low-key comfortable how you doing what happened to your neck
oh I hope it's hope you feel better madam
what oh my name is Mikhail
be careful be careful break then stand up okay okay otherwise dangerous okay
a wheelchair dangerous yes man yes man yes man okay let's get this one
You have to keep her. She's a great life. Keep her close to your heart, brother. Don't lose her.
All right. Great demonstration. I'm not gonna lie. A plus customer service. If you need stuff, if you need anything medical, come to...
Oh, shit.
I can't read that.
Hometown medical supply.
What'd you say?
How do you say this name in Korean?
Hometown medical supply?
Hoi Han.
Hoi Han?
Hoi Han.
Hoi Han. You know I've been to South Korea?
Yeah.
I came. I went.
Oh such an amazing peaceful place. It's kind of better than the US yeah
Hell yeah, nice
$296
Okay.
$290.
I'm going to let one month.
Apple Pay?
Oh, so sorry.
Apple Pay.
It's a fine I say.
No return, no exchange.
You see?
Are you agree?
Do I agree?
Yeah.
No?
I don't agree.
No, don't buy.
OK.
How do you say thank you in Korean?
Thank you.
Thank you, brother.
Thank you, madam.
What's your name?
Grace.
Nice name.
Why are you lying?
What's your name?
Peter.
Thank you. Bye. Bye. I'm a youtuber. Yeah
We're gonna give you some good reviews. Yes, ma'am
All right, I have a great name. I'm not gonna wash out. I got it. I got it. I
Don't got it YouTube name
Neon and
3-O-N
Yes sir
Cog?
Yeah, N-O-N-E-O-N, right?
Yes
Yes, I'm sad
Thank you guys so much
Yeah, a lot of me leave you and a lot of girl, I don't know, subscribers
Yeah?
I got it, I'm a girl, man
Let's go
Alright, let's go give sort of a lever a package.
All right, now it's time for the delivery.
Let's go.
Whew, let's go.
How far is the McDonald's?
10 minutes, nice, all right.
Damn, I can't wait to see the smile on Bro's face.
Rekai said Link, Link with Rekai.
He did not say that.
Why do y'all feel I need to lie?
Why y'all lying bro, like why y'all just coming in the chat lying?
For no fucking reason.
He did say it.
Send the clip.
the clip he left already our shit all right we're going to live in this wheel
chair we've been left for four hours I'm playing do another like three hours in
his bed both chat just spam and link
time to eat some Deutsch shit it man eat up ooh got my little utensil right
you here? Cheers! The best snacking dough in America. No cap. No fucking cap.
Where the puppies come in at seven we got some time to waste
All right, we want to see Oreo that dog is low key ugly though. I don't know
This dog is low key chopped I can't have a chopped dog around me
That's like brown, what is it like like?
is brown is it cute though I can't tell
ironic or is ugly too all my life or yes beautiful what the fuck are you
talking about
get a bulldog fuck no but so are you your Josephine your Josephine listen
Come here, you fucking, oh my god.
I'm not gonna lie Josephine, I almost said some shit
but I'm not gonna do that
because I don't wanna scare all the girl audience away.
Fuck you though, all right?
Isaiah Stort is fighting Miles Bridges?
Oh shit.
What's good, Stain?
How you doing, G?
Let me make sure my stream is good for tomorrow.
Hold on, cause we got a banger tomorrow.
I ain't gonna lie.
Let me know.
All right.
And then I gotta go to,
Chad, I gotta go to New York.
I gotta go to New York.
I gotta go to New York, Chad,
I gotta go to New York for some shit out there.
Dog is chopped, you're chopped.
Question, what Chad, what,
personally for y'all,
what brings you the most happiness in life?
Tell me right now.
And be genuine, I wanna hear your actual answers.
What brings you, you, you, you,
Whoever you are watching behind the screen.
Cars, your mom, my hot girlfriend.
Your mom, Yara, my kids, music, my cat, my family,
money and trip clubs, family, Rikai Disdo.
or chi-dist you.
Why are you guys spamming my fucking family members' names?
You weird ass kids.
Holy shit, seek help, bro.
What is wrong with y'all?
Like, what the fuck, bro?
I think you're funny and genuine.
They're coming here and getting sucked.
All right, let me check.
All right, we are almost there.
We are five minutes away from our wheelchair
Delivery and then we head back to the crib weed bro. I haven't smoked in so long brownie. Remember what it feels like to be high
fun fact
To a low-key cuz I don't know like I need it like what I need to think through a situation and I need to think think shit through
Hit the blunt think that helps
Do I need it? Do I need this? Am I dealing with you right now? No, I'm fine. I don't need to do that
Watch the horns fight
So, Cap, I have no reason to lie to y'all, bro.
What do I get out of lying to my friends?
Absolutely nothing.
If you're a liar, some people are pathological liars in this world and I just don't get why.
Why do you feel the need to lie?
Do I do that?
No.
Hit a bong with the homeless?
Yo, bro, what are you saying?
You lie all the time?
You do more than just smoking?
Yeah, right, bro.
Trust me if I if I were to really be doing drugs y'all would be able to tell to my face bro like you'd be able to tell
Look at me, bro. I look like the same fucking kid. I was at 15 bro like nothing changed, bro
The only thing that changes my beard a little bit in this fucking amazing blonde hair. That's it
Hotbox, yeah, I look like I set up a 24 hour stream. I'll be fired little hotbox
We can tell
How much cocaine do you consume a month bro?
Hey, hey, hey, I love the blonde. Thank you so much. MT baddie appreciate it
Appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Rekha's chat keeps spamming your name
They do keep sparing my name. Oh, you're that ring guy that ring dude is funny as fuck
I'm down for any collapse Chasso
whoever want to do whatever I'm with it I'm going with the flow whatever happens happens
alright let's get at it let's get at it let's get at it buzz never never never I know
annery annery I don't know bro I gotta just stop letting shit get to me and just
move on. I haven't played hooping in a minute. I haven't hooped in a minute. I haven't hooped
in a fucking minute. Bro, he's going to be so happy with it. He said he had to sell his
wheelchair so he can get money. So now he's going to have a new wheelchair, new and improved
from Chinatown itself, or Koreatown itself. That shit better stay intact and last him
for however long he needs, bro.
Insha'Allah.
Hopefully.
He's not gonna sell it, Chad.
He needs it, bro.
He needs it.
What about the phone, bro?
I'm gonna be honest,
but the phone might be a little rough to get.
I'm not gonna lie.
Might be a little rough to get.
He's gonna sell this one too?
No, he's not, bro.
Y'all gotta stop looking at the bad at everyone, bro.
There's good in this world.
You just gotta find it.
For example, that Hispanic man that we have to sell.
Oh, Mia, can you remind me so we don't forget?
Does that have um people like that bro people like that
But yeah, I mean kind of the day life is great
Hmm this looks hella unappetizing
For real
Megan Fox Stream, it's coming. Don't worry. Don't you worry.
Megan Fox Stream is coming very soon.
God bless you. God bless you, brother.
Cap, you go see. You go see.
You go see. When it happens,
Yeah, I'm gonna be like, what the fuck?
Tiktok live back now, I'm, I don't know.
The fact that I'm sitting here streaming after everything I just went through last night
is actually mind blowing to me.
God, I'm actually a fucking hustler.
I gotta give myself a pat on the back, holy shit.
This is insane.
Love you, I love you too.
I love you too.
I don't have your funny Wself glaze damn right call Rekai I don't have his number I do not
Have Rekai's number brother Rekai wants to link
Oh, he doesn't all right and stop typing like bullshit in chat bro like fucking hell bro not doing too much
Oh wow.
Damn.
I have the clips in the clip.
Alright, how far are we?
4 minutes away chat!
4 minutes!
Egos died gooning?
Yeah I know.
My biggest fucking supporter is Egos.
He was the horniest viewer of mine ever.
of mine ever. He had erectile dysfunction, he can't beat his dick anymore and now he
doesn't watch. I don't know what the fuck happened to him, but he's gone. Prayers in
the chat for that man right there. Prayers in the chat for that man right there. He
down you just don't have your number tell them to check Instagram DMs tell them to
check IGDMS
he missed the entire year allure I'm like a lot bro missed the greatest air up
to this day how do you think how do you think it's gonna go chat where do you
You see it in like a month. Be honest, predictions.
Excuse me.
Bad, non-existent, over, over.
Over and done. Y'all not talking to each other. Y'all not fucking with each other.
Bad, you're dead. You were the stab wound, bro.
We won't see her in a few months.
We don't see we don't see
We will see chat we will see
You will see bro
She doesn't have no, all right, almost there, fuck.
I wish we could just teleport there,
but LA traffic is brutal, chat, fucking brutal.
The Cancun trip brought me here.
Hope you enjoy your time here, hope you stay.
You're in for a fucking good one.
Also, oh yeah, chat, we have a stream with Rugg.
Neon X Rugg is happening on the 16th.
We're running back to 1v1 phase Rugg, me versus him,
and we're gonna go and do a day together.
I need my get back after he fucking absolutely embarrassed me.
We're doing that on the 16th.
That's gonna be a fucking good one.
You know, we love rug over here,
so that's gonna be fun to do.
I'm chilling on the collabs, man.
I don't wanna do too, too, too many collabs,
but all Star Weekend is coming
and everyone's gonna be in town, so let's see what happens.
Don't be afraid of a little bit of intimacy.
Oh my God.
W rug, it's gonna be a good one.
Anymore NBA streams?
I'll start weekend man stay tuned stay tuned stay tuned stay tuned must be nice to own gas stations
I don't own any gas stations trust me if I did y'all understand bro if people own gas stations
bro they're making money off the fucking gas the liquor everything bro they're making bread
Our conscious DM being said yo, where are you?
Where are we?
Where are you?
Damn, bro, they charge me hella
See if we can make something happen.
We're linking with the enemies?
Man, shut the fuck up, bro!
What enemies?
What are you talking about?
I'm not fucking saying linking with the enemies.
Yo, bro, we are fucking streamers, bro.
We're not in the streets.
What are you talking about?
The enemies.
Get a grip, bro.
Well, if I could sit Lincoln with the enemies
You good on your guys funny, bro
Let's see if we make something happen. I just dimmed him back. All right
We got to go deliver this amazing wheel chair. It's when amazing soul. Hopefully he's still there, bro
If he's not here, I'm gonna be so fucking sad
What y'all gonna do though? I don't know. I don't know. We don't see. We don't see.
We don't see. I don't learn how to drive, bro. He's probably gone. Nah, he was posted
Stop there! I told him to wait, right? Or no?
I told him to wait, right? Yeah, alright, we're gonna see.
Reem, don't fuck with you. Man, you're chatting.
Bro, if he's gone, I'm gonna be so fucking sad.
Come on!
oh my god please still be there bro
Oh my God, please still be there, bro.
Fuck.
McDonald's, because he was outside of the McDonald's,
bro, it's so late, it's already dark.
He'd probably go somewhere else that night, right?
Fuck.
I don't believe in Christ or Allah, nature is God to me.
Is he there?
No!
He's not there, he's not there, he's not there.
He's not fucking there.
Are you just kidding me?
He's not there bro, he's literally not there.
No, no, no, no, I can't believe this is happening.
Are you fucking kidding me bro?
Bro, oh, fuck.
Fuck man
He thought I was capping bro. He thought I was like one of those youtubers
That just says they're gonna do shit and leave and I swear I can
Fuck
Now we're just got a wheelchair sitting too much he can't like I'm not trying to be weird, but he couldn't walk far
Bro, we got to find him. He has to be here. He literally can barely walk.
Hi, how you doing? Nice to meet you. God bless.
Yo, quick question. There's a homeless man with a broken hip that was sitting outside.
Yeah, do you have any idea where he went?
How long ago did he walk?
Oh my god 15 minutes ago. Okay, so this way where left right straight on the freeway
Towards the freeway. Oh my god. All right. Can we get the holy shit? We need to find this man
Thank You brother you too
15 minutes of late, bro
Fuck he's he can't be far, bro. There's no way
How you doing? Hi, damn am I blowing up? Is this my hair? Is that him? Oh my god, it's a fucking lady
Excuse me
Did you see did you see a homeless man walking with a broken hip?
Did you see him walking around here?
Okay, thank you. Oh my god
Bro 15 minutes and he walks a little slow there's no
Bro, we need to take the car and find him, I think, right?
Watch out, JCP, for over here.
Bro, do we go in the car?
Is it better to go in the car?
No, no.
Is that him?
No, it's not.
How you guys doing?
Good, man.
What'd you say?
Good.
What'd you say?
Yeah, actually, let me get you something right now.
Hold on.
We have two bags left.
Oh my god, god is great.
It's a bit cold.
It's better than big man's food.
They can keep this, so maybe we can give him some more.
Here you go, guys.
Yes, sir.
Here you go.
It's like not like hot, but it's not cold.
Anything's better than nothing.
Okay, should we...
Okay, is that okay with you?
I also have some cookie dough.
Do you guys like cookie dough?
I'm sorry, yeah.
Okay, just a munch on.
Let me get you off some real quick.
Yeah, oh, I don't have any cookie dough left.
Shit.
Three, two, one, shoot.
Much love, sorry, there's a man on the loose
and we need to find him.
He did something very, very wrong.
He's on a wheelchair right he's a wheelchair or no he was like he had a broken hip
Yeah, one of his legs is like
Yeah, like this where he's over here yeah, how long go
Like I just answered like five minutes ago. So he's walking that way. I think so. Okay. All right. Thank you. Appreciate y'all
We got to go um we got to go this way like okay
All right chat, I got I got to lock in I'm a creep right now. I'm stalker. I
Got a fucking stalk this dude down to find him and give him what he deserves bro
Down this way, okay
Cool. Oh my god, bro.
We're on a fucking manhunt right now. I'm a bounty hunter.
Yeah.
Okay. Okay, that way.
We don't find him. We don't find him, don't worry.
Hold on, what if we were the Feds?
Nah, nah, I mean I'm not the Feds.
I think he's up to the left right here, right?
The homeless guy that we just gave friend to said he went this way.
Should we trust the homeless guy or the Hispanic kid?
Which one, chat?
He said that the guy hangs out the corner.
Okay.
Bro, it's so dark, how are we gonna find him?
The kid?
Okay, the kid said he walked that way.
What do we do?
I mean, we could do both, bro.
Like I said, like he's not gonna, he can't go too far.
Alright. I think we go left.
I think we go left
Chat it's because this is this is um
What's the word called this is tended so they can't see these
What's your head up in a little bit? Okay, no sign over here. I'm looking just go a little slow. Yep. Thank you
Okay, nothing yet
nothing yet nothing yet nothing yet oh my god we are so fucking cooked there's no
way bro he could have gone left right straight bro
Fuck.
I don't understand Gigi, bro.
I can't believe this is happening, bro.
15 minutes, bro.
15 minutes.
If I had just been 15 minutes quicker,
this man would have his wheelchair, bro.
I'm such a bad person.
It's a little slow, yup.
Not there.
It's definitely not him. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, he had to have gone straight because
at 15 minutes of walking, he could not have came this far.
There's no fucking way.
Yeah, let's just go straight down there and just hope for the best.
Why are y'all saying drive through dumb fuck?
What are you talking about?
Don't need it to a homeless shelter?
No, bro.
He needs it.
That guy specifically needs it, bro.
He has a broken hip, can't even walk.
He needs it, bro.
Wait, he was chilling at the drive-thru?
Are you sure he's not in the drive-thru?
Why does it look so like smokey?
What?
Emily Chapp, but the 10 gifted, thank you.
Emily, appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
Ark with the sub, he's on the director?
Okay, so he has to be straight down here, right?
Bismillah, come on.
Come on, chat, come on.
Come on
But like Emily chap I just don't get why I'm only getting 10 gifted after everything like 10 fucking gifted that's 50 bucks
Like someone like you who's making hundreds of thousands a month at least give me a fucking 25
50 like damn I do not care about my community. Do you not care about us? Did you leave us in the dust?
Are you fixed it?
She dropped you?
I bet.
Send her more, Emily.
I dropped you, too.
You are no longer my top gifter.
It's all good.
Look at the leaderboards.
200, 200 down there, 165.
It's all good.
It's all good. It's cool. I look at you hella different now.
It's Emily Chap with the 15 gift ad!
Thank you! We're back in business!
Now you're only 30 away from being my top gifter.
Emily Chap, you see me personally, being number one on the leaderboard got some bragging rights.
Use your other sub, thank you.
Emily Chap, to get your roll back in the end-free, the neon loyalist community, we need you at number one.
We need you at number one. We need you at number one. You got this girl. You go girl. Come on. Oh
You are my top gifter now fuck dude
Okay, I think I'm not gonna lie
I'm not gonna lie. I think we're not to come back tomorrow on catchment and Donald's that's part of your best bet
chat yes or no I think I think we go and catch him tomorrow at McDonald's I
think that's the only way to go about it I think that's the only way for us to
get him because right now we're just gonna be driving around doing absolutely
nothing when we literally there's absolutely no sign of this man there's
There's no sign of this man, none, zero, no.
I don't know where the fuck he is.
Like genuinely, I don't know where he went.
Is there a park nearby here?
Cause they said he chose the park.
Let me see, and there's none?
Fuck.
Yeah, this is cooked.
This is like a fucking maze, Chad.
He could have gone left, right, backwards, forwards.
Like there's no way to know where the fuck he went.
Tota's in LA? No way! Let me get up Tota. No way Tota's in LA. I'mma text him.
Tota! You in LA, bro.
Oh my god, we are so fucking cooked.
Emily has aura low key.
He chills at the park, bro.
There's no park around here.
He probably walks 15 minutes to get to a park.
I don't, all right, 50 minutes to get to a park.
There's no parks around here.
We check the maps.
You the best, bro.
Oh, oh, it's a dead end?
Are we, like realistically, are we cooked?
We're pretty cooked.
Okay, let's try one more lap around.
If it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be.
I'm back tomorrow.
Last check chat.
MacArthur Park?
Check me Donald's cameras?
Pro.
All right, y'all are deep in.
What if you's in the restroom?
Exactly.
Oh, it's a stray cat.
Ah, no, fuck cats.
Fucking cat got me sick.
If you're new to change up fall if you were nerdy
We want Emily clad
Emily's probably the only girl bring on just cuz she's my top gift. There's like we're doing like a
We'll do like a top gift their stream like a
It's like like those oF girls that get like that bring on there
Like the guys that buy them the clarins and shit, but in this case she just gave me bread and subs
But like that can only lock in if she gets to like at least like like 500 like like Emily like come on like
We need you at least 500 subs like you got to have some ore next to your name, right?
You're my trick oh, okay. All right, where the fuck is he I'm looking I'm looking
Cheater cheater cheater
I'm begging, damn right, I'm a begging, I'm a get.
Is that him?
No.
Yeah.
Is this McDonald's right here?
Right there.
He could have taken a bus for real.
He could, he dead ass could have taken a bus.
All right.
Do one more look, if you guys want to see him, let's just head back to the place.
Let me see his clip.
Let me see it.
Oh, yeah, just around.
It's wise, the badgers can't delete it.
What the fuck?
Because they keep saying they don't, they just fucking block the world, probably, they don't, they're fucking.
Huh?
I would have wanted to try to stay in there my whole time.
No.
They've never seen each other, yeah, this one, shit.
Toys me some.
They got not even in fucking on what's the car nigga get some five guys check you change on color
Easy, yeah, I said, that's what I'm a stream, bro
Take take take take don't say yo, where you
know
So yeah, oh, there's a
Uncle you like nigga yuck that's him in the shit
I say that's the bottle
Now I don't do it. No, no me pussy. I wouldn't honestly do it
Oh hell no.
All right, we need to find this guy.
This world is fucking finished, bro.
Oh man.
Yeah, all right, let's just head back.
I don't think.
We'll come back tomorrow, chat.
Remind me, bro.
We're gonna come back.
Bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Dick sucker!
All right.
Did that fucking dick out your mouth?
Um, alright, let's go here.
We're not too far from our career, let's go.
Motherfuckers gotta use their own brains for once.
Think for yourself, brother.
You a human.
You got your own brain, you got your own heart, you got your own organs.
Think for yourself, bud.
Alright, we're going back.
Chat, we're doing a bit of a competition.
My dog gets there in 50 minutes.
All right, it's about that time.
Let's fucking go.
We got the fattest man in LA.
We recruited the fattest guy possible.
And we recruited this one lady who is the best eater
on TikTok.
She is an actual fucking eater, professional.
She can finish like 100 of these cans.
We're gonna put them up against each other
so we can eat the most.
Okay.
And yeah, and after that, we got,
you know, right?
Oh, man.
All right.
And then after that, we are going to see my new puppy.
We are going to see my new puppy, all right?
Or my new puppy's coming to me, potentially, maybe.
Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
Maybe.
We don't see.
I can't believe that we got this wheelchair
and the guy's not even here.
Damn, bro.
Today's a nice long stream, yes, sir.
Damn right.
Damn right, okay.
What are we missing?
Nothing, okay.
Before we go, I just wanna say to chat.
When this dog comes, don't try to force me to buy it
if it's not what I want, okay?
Cause there's many options we can go look
for other ones later.
Don't try to do that.
He was down, it's cool, bro.
He doesn't want to do his mic, we got our own mic.
All right, let me see.
Do what you want, bro, don't listen to the chat.
Nobody gives a fuck.
How many pets do you need?
I think this is my last one,
you get this one called today.
Shout to Deutsch, shout to Deutsch.
Amazing amazing amazing amazing snacking dough great fucking food. We're about to put it to the test right now
How good really is this? Is it top tier 8 plus 10 out of 10?
We're about to find out got the most fat person coming to eat some. That's cool
Get a big dog breed I don't like big dogs
Chad would you rather have a small dog or a big dog? I think we've been in the car for a minute
I mean this these type of streams is gonna happen
Yeah, like small dogs or big dogs talk to me. We're up in the spider
Um
He wants to talk you're funny. Oh, I'm the spider the spiders. It's good. It's chilling. I think
Big
Like channel like the dogs that like where their mouths are just open like
And there's like saliva everywhere like coming off their cheeks like that shit is nasty, bro
I like the nice little petite cute dogs that like don't even bark and stand their lane and like wiggle their tail
Like just some calm cool shit
That sounded so fucking gay
There's a puppy coming today. Yes, sir
Zero whenever he's down so
No, I did not kill Randee if you idiot I did not kill Randee how long of the have the professional eaters been there for
Two hours fuck me, bro. Oh my god. Oh
My god, I lose brain cells watching neon. Why do you do it?
Why do you put yourself through that brother? Why?
I just got a text to do a stream.
Uh...
Shoot her if she doesn't die on the S-Chem review.
If I was like, okay, they can see if they can set something up.
Uh...
Read his glasses chat? Stop being weird.
Let's hit the gym in Arizona?
Man, what?
I figured out the method, bro.
To get skinny, all you have to do is eat one less meal a day.
You don't even need to hit the gym.
Professional eaters, are you allowed to stream this?
Yes.
Yes, you are.
You are, you are, you are, you are.
All right, chat, we're five away.
Five minutes away.
Five minutes.
This is one of my favorite songs!
When I'm drunk this evening
Give us one day
If I'm your girl
Say my name boy
And let it know I'm your girl
We both know
How to feel me
That's your life
One day
I'm gonna make love
I need you now
I don't wanna give you the wrong impression
I need you now
Wooohoooo!
He the best, bro!
I'm not gonna cry, I got another bro!
I've been missing a different music!
We got a bigger tomorrow
What a nice castle
No Tesla I miss you my bro
I miss you my brother
I miss you bro
I'll give you the wrong no-pression
I need love and no-pression
We love you brother
No medic, it's gotta lock in
Deutsch with the 20 fucking gifted! Get your fucking Deutsch right now!
Get your fucking Deutsch right now! If you're not eating this, what are you doing bro?
I can't wait to spoil that one person!
He didn't realize it's the best thing
Realize, give me the red skin
He was in the best movie for me
Stopped you, or you'd check the power for me
Even checked in, on the floor
You ended up out here
I ain't got so much debate
On election, catch up with your boy
I'm just gonna let me tell you why
Let's go to the front
I'm not gonna lie, this TikTok shit, but before that, it's a great song.
I
fuck girl in blue
fuck all the boneless
fuck girl in blue
all the boneless
fuck girl in blue
5 8 9 go on guys
Alright let's go
We are here
we are here chat
We are here
Alright let's go
We still have a bit of a stream left
I wieder lie
if you all watch
And if y'all show in love, I'mma keep doing these, bro.
Second y'all leave, and I'm talking to myself, I'm ending.
Oh, shit, what happened?
You good?
Okay, what am I missing?
Nothing?
Let me just get upstairs real quick,
and then get these people upstairs,
and then we can move this car.
Oh, my key, fuck.
Could you get it from the other side on the window?
You can move it up right here.
You don't know the hard way back I don't know just in the in the in the crib where is this oh shit
you got the perfect basket what do you say no no they can I'm gonna switch the
desktop and then they can come up
Mia, can you just get a move on here?
Alright chat, let's go.
You need a subscription board from seeing ads?
Sub the fuck up man.
I'm not gonna lie.
That's why, the only thing good about kick is there's no ads.
Like, imagine a world where y'all don't have to
watch no ads, just straight up content the whole time.
No interruptions, nothing. Keep it kickin' down.
Alright, let's go.
you
All right, we're back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, all right, cool, all right, let's
do this, oh, I don't want to jump in my plan.
What's good, Chad?
We still can't hear?
We back?
Got a few more seconds left. Y'all can come in here.
I said, maybe what it...
No sound?
Can y'all hear me or no?
Can y'all hear me? Put a one if you can hear me.
Put a one if you can hear me.
Why is it delayed?
The fuck, bruh?
Oh, are they here?
You can bring them in here.
All right.
Let's do this.
Let's do this. Is that stuff from now on? No, we're going to eye-roll in a sec.
Kicks bring your abs in and out. We can hear you good?
I haven't seen them more.
Kee-Doo took up life today? No.
Nice hoodie, thank you. I got it for free.
You know, are you not fat, bro?
Am I not fat?
No, what the fuck?
Why not look fat?
No!
Hi!
Hi, guys!
Have a seat, guys!
I'm so sorry for the wait.
I apologize.
What happened was I was doing some stuff with some homeless people and then it was just
the whole situation.
I've been on your stream the whole time.
Oh, okay.
Oh, we were watching you.
Perfect.
How long till this guy gets you?
I'm so sorry.
Well, um, the fine print stand me brother, you're nowhere near fat.
Brother, don't look at me like that, I can take it off and show you.
Oh you got layers, he's masking it, he's masking it.
Okay, and you are a professional eater?
Oh, cat's out of the bag, yes, hi, I'm a major league eater.
A major league eater?
Yeah, I'm fine with that, no need.
Oh my god!
Wow, how was I not aware of that?
I'm number 22, I do a world-famous man.
Number 22?
Yeah, because they combine male and female, so my official rank is 22 right now.
Fuck!
Officially, because there are, it's like, it's like-
Excuse me, fucking shit up!
I mean, sweets, especially, yeah. Like, I can probably have...
...creatives.
That's it?
We gotta keep guessing.
Okay.
We gotta do it for likes, we gotta do it for likes and energy.
Chat, how many, first off, let's ask for her.
How many, chat, how many do you think she can eat?
Five.
In, in ten minutes.
Ten minutes, I can body-less, but I don't want to be fast!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, you like going slow, taking your time?
Okay
What's your favorite
Top one
All right, we'll check. There's some joints here. Okay. Um, we're gonna get this started predictions everyone
What's your name?
What you
I love my D street.
D?
Can I just say D?
Yes, I love D.
All right.
Punch or D?
Who do you think's gonna eat more in 10 minutes?
I don't want you to eat those.
How long do you think?
I'm not gonna eat for an hour,
but we can do 10 minutes.
You can eat for an hour?
Yeah, I thought it was gonna be for an hour.
10 minutes is nothing, let's do it.
Okay, well, you can eat for an hour, then.
No, I want you 10 minutes, let's do it.
Never like, all right, but like,
if it's 10 minutes, then I'm gonna like,
like, stew it.
Oh, wait, I got you a gift.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, wow, this would have been great, um...
Like an hour of dolphins.
Yeah.
Shit.
Thank you.
I'mma make sure to keep this as a souvenir.
I love D. Lee.
What?
Oh, my dolphins are here from TikTok.
I sent them over here.
You're dolphins.
Hi, everybody.
Hi, dolphins.
What are these people called?
They call me Poc.
I'm the owner of Poc's ice cream buddy.
You're an ice cream shop owner?
Yup.
I make ice cream donut sandwiches.
Oh!
Fuck.
Where's your location?
location. It's in Glendale. What the fuck? You rich ass motherfucker? Alright. Okay. The ads are on.
Okay, listen. So, how should we do this chat? They have 10 minutes each. We're gonna lay it on
front of y'all. Or what is that? I thought a cookie doll. Oh. She came ready. Hell yeah. I'm a cookie monster. I'm trying to throw something together for you. Okay.
He's just supposed to be pretending to be Irish. I'm trying to make it look like I have multiple eyes.
Oh, okay. It's kind of twerking.
It's working. It's working.
People are joining. Look at that.
We love it.
Okay, Sha, should we do 10?
Yeah, how are you spinning if you are number 27 in the world?
It's capacity. I'm not doing this every day.
I've literally only had a candy and protein shakes for the past few days.
Do you work out?
Yes.
Okay.
I do too.
No, I can tell.
Okay, okay, I can tell.
I work out eating.
Okay, um, so how do we do this chat 10 minutes 20 minutes 30 minutes? What are you thinking?
We have a birthday cake right here
Yeah
Okay, so I'm gonna get a like a little table here. We're gonna I think we do 15 minutes
And I was fucking much that bitch down
Yeah
No
Yeah, yeah, that's true. Okay. Yeah one snack on it
Check her back. What's supposed to be the fat guy, but he's um, he's sick. So now we have fun
Thanks, thanks for coming.
Oh, this is actually really good.
Okay, look at the, okay, the statue, right?
The statue, cool.
Yeah, it's a telethon.
Bodybuilder approved.
What flavor is he looking at?
I think I like the birthday cake one.
I want to try to eat all four of these.
That's it?
Girl.
Girl, what the fuck?
I'm a grown man.
I don't like peppermint, so I'm not going to do peppermint.
Okay.
I like that you named me neon cyberpastels.
Hell yeah.
Someone said bro looks to keep eight nags.
That is actually funny, okay, all right, how we do is that top chef Joe? Oh my god, you know
I love top chef. Seriously. Oh, it smells amazing. Sorry. I know. I'm not cheating. I'm not eating it. I'm just smelling it.
Okay, so I think 10 minutes 15 minutes. Can we get a timer on the screen?
How about it takes us to eat all four of these?
That smells really good. That smells really good.
All right
What is it over here? I don't know what's going on. How do you do it on Twitch? Do they vote?
No, but well, they're just saying in the chat what they think's gonna win. I personally think
I think you've got it
Yeah, you need a spoon or you need your fingers?
Okay
Oh, I was gonna.
I hate the words, because I didn't want to give it to him.
Okay, here we go, now.
I need a competitive end!
All right, let's get this going.
Wait, wait, I want to do this for the chat, everybody.
We're gonna screenshot, we're gonna screenshot.
I'm gonna show you the clock.
Okay.
Grab the screenshot.
Does fat fuck better make me proud?
Wait, what do we have?
I feel like, hold on, should we do first one to eat three
or how much you can eat within 15 minutes?
What's better?
Whatever you feel comfortable with.
I don't know, make them vote.
We do both on TikTok, I don't know how it is over here.
This is foreign land for me.
Oh, hold on, wait, can't, wait, oh.
I need a phone, I'm sorry.
Do you think you're capable of eating 20 of these?
I'm not eating 20 of these, but yeah, I can.
Okay.
But it depends, actually, I have to see
how I feel after one.
So something called food fatigue,
you guys are getting a lesson.
There's something called food fatigue,
and I'm really bad at it.
So I have a good quantity, but I have bad food fatigue.
Like right at the same thing over and over again.
Have you ever had like a pile of fries
you're so hungry. Yeah. It's the same thing where it's like you could eat a bunch of food but still have room for a sweet treat. Yes. It's the food fatigue. And I have a low threshold. So, okay. That's my achillityo. And these smell amazing. So I think I'm gonna, I have strategy. Okay. All right. Are we doing a timer? I have strategy. We are going to start the timer. All right. You guys ready? You ready, brother? Anything you need?
Aight.
15 minutes?
15 minutes.
Alright.
Timer starts now.
This is hard.
I want to go to this.
No.
You want water?
Mia, can we get some water?
I have water.
Okay.
I want to enjoy this, but low pay.
Okay.
You want to come a little closer?
Wait.
You got to make it shorter for him.
He's not going to last 15 minutes.
He is.
You don't want to slow him.
I love it.
Look, you don't have to do it.
This spoon, we need metal spoons.
Come with the five, thank you.
Get the metal spoons out!
Oh my god!
Holy shit!
You can just bring it.
There's some metal spoons.
I thought we were gonna do a taste test.
Nah, fuck that shit up real quick.
I don't do it.
Alright, get the fuck out of here.
Can I get one?
It's a girl.
Did you misgender my dog?
Can I give her some?
No!
Oh my God, one down.
Damn.
Holy shit, what are you looking?
Oh yeah, get the fuck out, get out, go, go, go.
Oh my God!
It's a tie!
Wait, aren't you a professional?
Yeah.
So how is he?
I don't know about you.
I have a phone, my favorite.
So talk to me about today, what happened?
Are you sure you can get her to throw up if you, no?
You guys, you guys.
Reel, reel!
No, we're not, we're not.
Why is this woman more full?
Oh my gosh, she's taking it with her hand.
Oh my god, oh my god.
There's nobody to beat that ball.
Don't worry about me.
It's gotta drop in her shoe.
That's good.
Okay, fine, fine, fine.
All right, all right.
Nice.
I'm hungry, I'm eating all day.
Okay.
What?
Professional bob boy.
Look, I'm gonna make a cookie snowman, so hold on.
I'm gonna make a...
DOICH!
Get a hundred gifts in W fuckin' DOICH!
Appreciate y'all!
Wait, I'm gonna make a snowman.
Hold on.
I got this.
This is actually...
This is delicious, actually.
It's great cookie dough.
It's...
Are you saying you're careful?
I want to know if she's full.
Are you full?
No.
I'm just...
Okay.
DOICH!
Listen, if you're out there...
This is good.
Um...
It's fire.
Everybody, cookie snowman in the chat.
Cookies snowman
Sure, let's do it
Look at your nails, but it's fine. It's fine. It's tiny. I'm trying to get in there
I'm in it!
Okay, this is actually...
So, real quick, this is the peppermint baddie.
I thought it was gonna be bad.
It's good.
Wait, come on and drink water.
How's it look up there, Tubby?
I'm drooling.
Why do you drink water?
He's a lot of drink water.
I've been drooling.
Oh, shit.
I'm enjoying it, too.
I know, it should be fast, but I already know I'm gonna win, so.
I can eat probably four more of this.
Four more?
Uh, hold up, wait.
I'm gonna show you.
Wait, real quick. This is like cookie dough.
And I've had a whole batch of cookie dough before.
Oh, I wanna show you.
This is my little snowman.
I don't know.
Why does a snowman not have no eyes and no-
Are you gonna eat it all?
Yeah, but eat the whole snowman.
No fucking way.
I didn't even eat this yet.
It's not good.
Is she learning on number three?
Do you like sweets?
I love sweets, but it's like...
Damn, she just, she just was fast.
No.
I'm going slow for you though.
Are you chewing gummies?
No.
Where is it going?
There's no way you're gonna put it all in your mouth.
I won't do that.
I won't do that on the street.
I won't do that to do it.
No, there's no, I don't believe you can do that.
I just...
There's no fucking way.
I don't believe it.
I'm not doing this on the street.
I don't believe it.
I need, I need gifts.
for me to do that.
That's insane if you put that all in the mouth.
Give him gifts!
What is it? Gifts over here?
Nah, yeah, yeah, keep your money check.
10 minutes! 10 minutes!
Oh my god, I'm like getting like different
smells. Yo, I'm not gonna lie bro, holy shit.
What's your favorite one? I like the birthday cake one.
I'm gonna stick to the birthday cake.
This one's too big.
You're gonna get too full faster.
Smart thinking. Smart thinking.
a lot brother she's taking one two three four yeah okay she's on number five
what do you want
this one's my favorite one
I'm so curious what the texture of this shit is gonna be
No, no, no, this one got it, this one got it.
You slanted it.
I got it, I got it.
Yeah, because when you have a lot of protein, it goes right through you, so it's not going to be a fun plane ride tomorrow.
Who's taking a plane ride back to Seattle tomorrow? Who nots the next to me?
Oh my god, you're a Seahawks fan!
Yeah, I was in Seattle for the Seahawks fan.
Damn!
Yo, brother, come on, dude.
You're making the guys in the chat look bad.
Reer, reer, reer!
Alright.
Number two.
How you looking over there?
Are you not hot?
I need a metal spoon.
I can go faster.
I'm trying not to break my nails.
Oh.
Wait a minute.
If you don't want me to ask me how, what are you?
Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo.
I'm 33.
Okay.
How old are you brother?
I'm turning 28.
That's three.
Okay.
Thank you, Curry.
Alright, this one is the hardest one to get out, but this one's the second best.
Okay.
Thank you, Curry.
This one is the hardest one to get out, but this one's the second best.
The best one is the birthday cake, followed by this one I'm eating, which is basic bitch.
The next one is going to be the peppermint baddie and the chocolate dough is my least
favorite.
Did you just come for the free food?
Yeah.
I'll tell you after.
Okay.
I'll tell you after the show.
All right.
I'm going to show you the show right here.
All right.
Eight minutes left.
All right.
Eight minutes.
I want to make a sheet.
I'm out of the line.
I'm almost there.
What's the craziest thing you put in your mouth?
Not like food wise.
I eat eyeballs.
Look, this is a heart.
Aw. Who's that for?
Nobody for me. I'm gonna break it.
Oh my god.
Oh wow.
Interesting.
Yeah, I'm out of the line.
I think you have to eat that.
No, I'm kidding.
Eat that.
Okay.
There's no way.
I can eat it.
I'll eat it.
No balls.
I'll eat it.
Let me just take off my hair.
I'll eat it.
Chat, should I eat this?
It just fell on the floor.
Should I eat this?
Chat, should I eat this?
Yes or no?
Okay.
There's no way you can eat that.
I'm eating worse than this.
Y'all out here eating ass and I can't eat something off the floor.
Shut up.
There's nothing wrong with eating your significant other's ass.
Everyone gets a yes or no.
I'm just asking.
Are you on to the yes or no?
I just asked.
Oh my God.
Why am I full?
Bro, I feel like throwing up.
Yeah, me too.
Like this is fucking insane.
You know, oh my God, I scale.
Krabaz, oh my God.
My dog literally shits on this carpet.
I think I have that food fatigue she was talking about.
You gotta try a new flavor, I think.
I'll try the other one.
Maybe the peppermint?
Yeah, maybe the peppermint.
Can we put some dolphins in the chat?
You need to buy a table for the peppermint.
I took off the hair, it's in there.
I swear to God my dog shit's on this carpet.
Have you ever eaten humans?
No.
Ooh.
You ate eyeballs?
Like humans eyeballs?
No.
It was fish eyeballs.
It's really good luck in Italian cuisine and Vietnamese cuisine.
What else have you eaten?
I've eaten mostly everything.
The only thing I haven't eaten that I want to is the...
What's the one where it's like the Rocky Mountain oyster or something like that?
I'm lucky.
Oh my God.
What shape should I make?
Chad, if y'all want to try what she's eating, hit the pin.
and get some yourself, get some do it yourself.
Wait, let me just see if I can, nevermind.
Oh my God!
I didn't like the compliment.
You didn't like the compliment?
It was mine.
I never liked the compliment.
Let's read this right there.
Can I do some exercises?
Yeah, sure, I'm going to get some stretches in the end.
Wait, what, wait, where should I do?
What, what, where should I do?
This is nothing, it's 90 times 1, 2, 4, 5.
It's 90 times 5.
Yeah, you're like 7 in and we have 5 minutes.
How are you not full?
It's not.
So let me see you play it.
Where do they go?
Like.
Oh, and right here.
It's only like 9 to 5 times 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 2.
Oh my god.
Bro, rank 27.
22.
So you're not.
So who's better?
Joey Chestnut or you?
22, Joey Chestnut.
What number is he?
1.
He's number 1?
Man, how are you going to get in top 5?
What's your plan?
Um, they combine male and female.
You fart a lot?
It's usually funny.
What?
Right after the Nathan's contest.
I was like outside taking like photos with fans and I was like, it's a lot of farting.
And they didn't care.
So yeah.
I think she got me bro.
Yeah.
You tap out?
Yeah, this is way too much.
You tap out after two.
Can we get Chinese though?
You promised Chinese.
Two and a half.
Pawn, you promised me Chinese.
No problem.
Thank you.
What you want in Chinese school? She's not from the area, so...
First of all, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, but does anyone know what 6 times 90 is?
Uh, that's 540.
Okay, so it's not that bad.
Am I dead? That was quick!
Damn.
Hold on, am I right?
6 times 90.
Yo, that's holy shit!
Yeah, that's how I was called! Thank you.
You got a spoon? Oh.
Yeah, I broke the record.
I think y'all are perfect for each other.
You want some?
No, I'm good.
I'll make this my last one.
Because I don't want to be... I want Chinese food.
What are you going to take here?
I don't know.
What's a good Chinese spot in LA?
I don't need to be good. I just need to eat Chinese.
But I have to get here with food.
I want actually...
Chow mein.
Yeah, get her that chow mein.
I want to make a shape out of this one.
Okay, make a um, what's your favorite shape?
My favorite shape?
Yeah, what do you want to make?
A heart.
I want to make another heart.
Okay, hold up.
I need to wash my hands, but I like the one that's messy.
I'm talking about food.
You're still going to pay me this first.
No, I want a real Chinese food place.
Oh.
What's your favorite?
I'll do like Panda and something more, you know.
What's your favorite flavor?
You like the cookie dough one?
My favorite one's cookie dough.
Oh, sorry.
No, it's all cookie dough.
birthday cake. What the hell? Are you gonna eat that? Yeah. Did you want half of it?
I don't want half of your heart, I don't want all of your heart.
Hold on, not my hand.
So how'd you become a professional eater?
Oh my God, I'm sorry I'm wrong.
How many bottles did you eat?
Only 24.
Damn.
I clearly beat him, I just wanted to double the score.
You're done. Chashay had one.
That's wet. Yeah, I'm sticky.
Um, one, two, three, four,
five, six. Holy shit. Wait, wait, wait.
Cause we have two minutes, right? Yeah. You're gonna eat another one? We have two minutes.
We have two minutes. We have to eat until the last fucking, yeah. We have to keep fucking eating, bro.
I can't open this one. I'm literally blowing up.
It's not expanding yet
Two minutes
Yeah, I know it's it's fucking filling bro
I don't even get to eat so I can come and eat.
That's what I did.
This is very interesting.
All right, hold on a minute.
Get your fucking Deutsch.
I chose birthday cake.
I chose birthday cake because it comes out clean.
And you can make a shape out of it.
And I have one minute and 40 seconds to make a shape and eat it.
Oh my god, should we do something funny
where we put a little string of easy-knit whatever?
Does anyone else play with their food?
Am I the only one?
OK, here we go.
No, I do the same shit!
Okay, so, how am I gonna eat this fast?
It's amazing.
It honestly tastes really, really fucking good.
No, it's actually really good.
But I've eaten the whole thing a big deal one time.
All right, we have one minute left.
I can eat this in a minute.
I'm not gonna lie, respect to you.
Like, your husband is gonna be blessed.
Like, seven of them?
Wow.
No, yeah, seven, right?
One, two, three.
I can't believe I'm watching this in real life.
Let's chat, you're seeing it through a screen.
I'm looking at this in real life.
Like she's sticky everywhere.
Like her fingers are fucked.
By the way, don't go in that bathroom over there,
close to the door.
It's the sink is clogged in the throat.
I like staying so, ooh, what happened?
I had food poisoning yesterday.
No, I was sitting out there with most of his hands.
And she wants to eat Chinese after this?
Oh, here's a thing.
This is sweet.
Chinese food is savory.
Something.
That was in the chat, what it is, she ate 7 fucking cans of this shit in 15 minutes,
7 full cans.
I can't believe a girl ate more than me.
Oh wow.
Like how?
A woman.
A grown woman.
A grown woman just ate more than me.
7 cans, she is a professional fucking eater.
Wow.
I'm an eater guys.
That was nothing.
That was it.
Nothing, that was it, okay, one, two, three.
I'm wondering how many of my donut ice cream sandwiches
you can eat.
I can eat a lot.
It's hard, the ice cream is hard.
Was that good, everyone, dolphin's in the chat?
That was good, right?
Dolphin's in the chat?
Dolphin's in the chat.
I'm gonna make birthday cakes I ate.
And that's my outfit, that's mine.
Yeah, oh my god, it does.
Yeah, girl.
I'm a little full, you can see right here, I'm a little full.
Okay, time's up.
All right, that is, wow, holy fuck.
I'm like a lot, yeah, bro, you're fucking,
you're dumbass, too.
It's okay.
I feel defeated.
No, don't feel defeated, man.
I think the day she does this for a living.
Number 22 in the world.
You know, how many women are ahead of you?
Well, it's number 22 ranked,
because it's kind of like the industry.
Like there are people that are not signed,
like there are indie artists,
so there are plenty of women eaters
that can probably out eat me,
but they're just not ranked.
So that's the only difference.
Wait, my thoughts.
I'm good.
Okay.
I'm not kidding.
Not kidding.
If you want to go wash your hands.
Mia, can you direct me?
Yeah, no not that one.
Mia, can you direct me?
The smell is so strong though.
I know. It's like a lie.
It feels like I'm still eating more.
It might just be because you're fat.
Oh.
A towel?
There's no soap.
Wait soap?
Uh, don't go in the other restroom, they'll throw up there.
Am I?
No, just lunch, I mean dinner.
When's she leaving?
I think she's leaving tomorrow morning.
You guys, fill up your mission.
And what's after that?
So that, we're gonna go to the truck, actually.
What truck?
My truck.
My ice cream is a food truck.
And then you're gonna go to your food truck and then what?
And then what's after that?
Oh, just you?
No take me home so I can fart on you. I'm kidding.
What's the rating on this show?
Do you have a rating? Sorry sponsors. We promise we would mean them home. 10 out of 10.
I meant your G.P.G. P.G. P.G. P.G.
No, it's really good.
Oh, oh, oh, Rated R.
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah, Rated R, Rated R.
All right, chat.
She ate eight seven, and he ate three.
Do you like getting farted on?
No, I don't like getting farted on.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
There we go.
Okay, it's an offer you can't turn down, brother.
I think I'm good.
Okay.
It's like.
All right.
Damn.
We don't kick shame on these things.
What are your kicks?
I'm not gonna be left for free. Oh, we don't give seer. You do let's see you're different over here. Yeah
We don't get for free. I don't speak for free
I want to try to get a shot when I'm holding them, but there's so hard a it's so many of them
Okay, ready for this for this screen grab. Yeah, let's do it. Okay ready dirty
It's do it. Who's doji the singer? Yeah
Yeah, know what you got.
You got it, ready, go.
You got the clip, you got the clip.
Oh, shit.
OK, I'll get this all cleaned up.
No, it's fun like this.
OK, we need to stack it.
Yep, stack them all up.
Fuck yeah.
You're fun.
Hell yeah.
Wow, that was fucking amazing.
That was fun.
I was talking to you.
That taste was really, really good.
It was really, really good.
You can do it like this?
Yeah, I ate seven of these, and then one off of four.
Nice.
Seven, seven, yeah.
Oh my god, bro, can you some stims?
Oh, gee, does anyone want my name?
What?
You're going to get skittles now?
It's just a palette cleanser.
Sure.
Thank you.
I'll try one.
Yeah, it's a palette cleanser.
I'll just get the right one?
Yeah, sure.
I don't know how.
Just whatever you don't take.
Pass it on.
All right.
Here.
Just give me one.
A palette cleanser.
Does anyone get it?
The dolphins get it.
Who would like this?
I was skittled for the last skittles, but anyway.
Okay, there's that.
So you have like an addiction to food?
Candy.
You have a sweet tooth?
Yeah.
This was easy for me because it was sweet.
Like I only eat candy most of the time.
It's I'm really, actually it's good that it's protein.
Most of my days are spent just eating candy protein shakes.
Okay.
And then I do have my eat days
and then also we have our mukbang shows.
But more importantly, the contest and stuff,
it's like a different mindset.
It's really just playing with food.
This one, actually if I were to enjoy this,
I'm just a different person.
Like if I were to enjoy this, I loved the birthday cake.
I thought I was gonna not like the peppermint baddie,
but I loved that too.
I didn't like the chocolate chip, I like basic bitch.
But this was just like, I kinda have to eat,
like I just know what I can fit in my body.
I know how my insulin work.
Do you have diabetes?
No.
I was a check.
I checked before I came here.
You have like worms?
Yeah.
You just like eat everything?
I wanna go home, I'll check too.
Okay.
All right, Debbie's in the chat with these amazing people
over here.
I'm gonna let you guys enjoy your Chinese food date.
You do?
Thank you.
Alright.
Much love, brother.
Very nice to meet you.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate you.
Oh my god!
This is so much fun!
You gotta be back from the stream with the Ice Control.
Bro, so let me in the fucking ad, or send, give me up my assistant.
Can you feel the address?
I'm gonna pull up one day.
Alright.
100% so let's get it.
Much love, brother.
That's great.
Yes, sir.
Alright.
I'm gonna leave your cans here.
I'm gonna put them in the wall.
The wall or the channel?
Yeah!
Oh wait, we're taking the photo?
Yeah, let's do it.
Cool.
Tag me, Sunday.
Okay.
You got his memory.
Can I do a quick selfie?
Yep.
Wait.
That's love.
Got it.
Alright!
Get your fucking doge!
That was it?
Can I take some of the gold?
Yeah, of course!
Thank you.
I'm gonna take this one, and this one, and this one, and this one, and this one.
Thank you.
Take as much as you want.
Alright, very nice meeting your brothers.
See you soon, brother.
Bye, everybody!
Bye-bye!
Bye everybody.
Thank you everybody.
It's okay. We'll get them next time.
Thank you.
All righty. Drive safe.
Enjoy your Chinese food.
You know I was going to be making paunches.
I should be free that soon.
Yep.
Thank you guys so much.
That was in the fucking chat. I love your energy by the way.
You're amazing. You're great.
All right.
Thanks.
That's it, that's it, alright.
That's it, that's it.
I'm not gonna lie to ya.
Like, I'm like...
I don't even know what the fuck to say, bro.
That dude is about to get the soul sucked out of him tonight, bro. Holy fuck like up
Holy shit, holy fucking shit
Like I don't know what I just saw but congrats to that man over there. Oh
My god, all right real quick check my the dogs are coming in 35 minutes
The two dog options are coming in 35 minutes.
Do we, number one, end, and I figure that off stream
and we figure it out, I don't really care to do it on stream.
Or two, keep streaming and just fucking vibe out.
Two.
All right.
We got 30 minutes to spare.
I'm gonna try these flavors myself and find out which one's my favorite.
But before we do that, let's react to some desktop.
Oh, okay, they're coming in literally 30 minutes away.
They're literally 30 minutes away.
But I just don't know if it's smart to get two dogs, bro.
I don't know. Who can I call? Who knows about dogs?
Chad, who knows about dogs I can call and can give me a good opinion on it?
Who knows about dogs?
Brad? Yes.
Yes. Bradley Martin would definitely know.
Let's see if he picks up my call. Let's see if he fucks with me.
Mike Vick.
Calling not the time, bro. Not the fucking time, dawg.
You travel so much, how'd you get two dogs?
Yo!
Oh my god, um, who could I call?
Burwadis?
What do you know? No, he wouldn't.
Cause he only has one dog.
Who knows about dogs?
Skybreed doesn't have two dogs.
Rampage?
I
Really just one dog chat
You're rage. Yeah, let me just call you a rage real quick. That's my brother, man
I'll never talk to you like that child him though
All right
Pesson I don't have his number Steve
Lacey can take care of his dogs. We gave him to his parents. I have an assistant, bro
Like I have an assistant I can help I can do this I can fucking do this bro. I can do this
Lacey Yara Yara's IG story
Fuck a man, I built this chair by myself for the last fucking two hours. I
I couldn't have just sent somebody else to build it.
You wasted two hours.
Assistance don't take care of dogs gang, bro, Mia helps me with everything, bro.
Mia literally helps you with everything.
What kind of dog?
I don't see, I don't see, I don't see.
Yeah, I don't see.
Um, Steve will do it, got four dogs.
Cheezer, he doesn't know, bro.
He wouldn't know.
wouldn't know. I think Avery would vote King Nova. I'm not gonna lie like seeing
all this food at once I feel like I'm about to fucking explode. I got it. Holy shit, it's a lot.
Call Drake, he has four dogs. I bet I'll meet him up real quick. Let me
I'm gonna hit up Drizzy real quick.
Iggy has two dogs.
Absolute horrible host.
Man, what the fuck are you talking about?
I
Boring
We miss you bro stop stop being weird
You know who would know I think Benji would know
Let me call Benji. He definitely has dogs right every Mexican person has dogs
I
Am on stream to hey
I miss you bro
It's been I don't know brother since I came back. I've been lonely and depressed bro. I'm gonna be honest
I'm just sitting on my desktop alone in my penthouse by myself. It's pretty sad
It is bro, I'm telling you bro even if I was in a fucking like
Bro, I don't know man, but I have a quick question for you. Do you have any dogs at home?
At home? Um, I have cats.
Fuck man! You don't have any dogs?
No, not at my house.
Okay, cause I was gonna ask you, cause I was gonna get a second dog, I was gonna ask you if you knew it would affect the behavior of my first dog, but um...
I have, well with my parents they have dogs.
Okay, so should I get a second dog or no?
Uh, yeah, just make sure like little by little incorporate the dogs to each other because then they're gonna bite each other and be like,
I'm like, they're gonna bite each other. So, um, it's your dog, it's your dog, it's Dallas.
But if he's like a nice dog, it'll be fine.
Yeah, I'm a nice dog. Wait, are you in LA?
If it takes a week. Right now I'm in LA, yeah, I'm gonna go to a fancy restaurant.
Oh, wait, what event is it?
Uh, you know who Lala is? Lala Baptist?
Yeah.
Jason goes girlfriend?
Uh-huh.
She invited me to a Gallant Times.
Oh, you're going to a Gallant Times?
Yeah.
Oh, okay, yeah.
Okay, ready to go.
Yeah, I was gonna ask if I could come, but never mind.
Okay, yeah, have a, enjoy, man.
Get a nice outfit.
We can do it soon, though.
Yeah, let's do it soon, bro, let's make it happen.
Let me know when you're free.
I know you're a very busy man.
No, no, no, I'll be not busy, I promise.
Okay, watch out for someone over there.
I'm just letting you know.
All right, love brother.
Okay, love.
All right, bye.
Benji!
Let me know if Benji switches up.
Chad, keep it up.
Everyone keep a close eye on Benji, bro.
Yo, everyone keep a close eye on Benji.
Let me know if Benji switches up, all right?
Let me know.
No, I'm playing
All right
What the hell fuck it
Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. She'll be fine. They'll be dog friends move
All right chat foosie had to I don't want to just call him on stream, but I feel bad
He doesn't like the streaming shit too much. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that
Tim I'm not gonna do that Tim, but what I'm gonna do is eat some fucking Deutsch cookie dough right now
Snacking dough my bad. I'm gonna eat some Deutsch snacking dough right now, bro
best
shit ever
Amazing! Amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing!
Fuck!
Fuck wait hold on hold on hold on our whole way
Our multi-poos
Our multi-poos hypoallergenic hold on
I don't
Okay, they are thank God
Thank God. Thank God. I was about to say bro. Thank God. All right
You can't play bowling in your room. They are I cool cool cool cool
Cool cool cool cool cool.
Get a Frenchie?
What are like the cutest dogs, chat?
What are some nice dog breeds?
Frenchie puppy.
Is this what Nera's dog looks like?
I don't like like the whole saliva tongue thing.
Chat, I don't like the whole saliva tongue thing.
Get a man's dog?
All right, Purge, so what's a man's dog, you bitch?
What's a man's dog?
What's a man's dog, Chad?
If you ever need a man's dog, what's a man's dog?
A Doberman, what the fuck is that?
Oh, hell no!
Fuck that!
Cain Corso.
Bro.
You gonna be able to fall asleep with this demon sitting right next to me? Are you fucking kidding me?
This is my type.
Awwwwwww.
Look how cute.
Look!
Bro, Jack! Come on, bro! Look how cute!
Look!
Alright, give me... Alright, what's in the middle then?
What's like, manly, but not girly?
Teacup Doodle? Okay, hold on.
Man...
Golden Retriever, what is that?
Bro, hell nah. Fuck no. This dog is chopped, bro.
Yor- Get a fluffy? A fluffy Frenchie. Sausage dog. Yorkie. What is a Yorkie?
Alright, bro. I'm gonna be real, bro. This is like a girl- I might as well cut off my dick
Fucking out of pussy in my body, bro, because this is a girl's dog, bro. This is a fucking girl's dog, bro. Come on
red nose pitbull
Yeah
All right, all right, you already have one so funny German Shepherd. No, what is this corgi corgi?
No, bro, these are whack, bro.
Like chat, you gotta keep in mind I sleep on my dogs, bro.
Like I want my dog to be sitting right next to me, like hugging me, showing me love and
affection.
I don't want no beast, bro.
This is a beast.
This is a fucking beast.
Beagle?
Hell no.
Hell no!
They just look mean bro, they look rude!
Tibetan Mastiff?
Yeah bro.
If you got this dog, I'm not gonna lie bro, you just need to fucking retire.
That shit is terrible.
Give me some good names, Shaq, come on!
miniature pincher alright now let's see what this is
miniature pincher like bro this motherfucker got stick legs like you
don't have to go to the hospital when he breaks his legs every week bro look
at this shit stick legs I'm good bro ugly look at this face this is a face
only a mother can love look at this shit and don't say I run it do not fucking
Don't say Ironic.
Shiba Inu?
Chimpanzee?
What breed is that?
Oh my god.
I'm so fucking retarded.
Alright.
He kind of looks like you.
Shih Tzu?
I gotta get this off my screen after everything I've been doing.
Wait!
EWWRRRRRRRRRR.
EW.
Alright, we'll do some research.
World's top five cutest dog breeds.
Alright.
Top five cutest dog breeds.
French Bulldog.
Chopped as fuck.
color dirty. Saint Bernard, weird, looks like he's high, tongue sticking out, ugly as fuck.
This dog looks retarded. All right. I'm not gonna lie. The world's like view on cuteness
This is actually-
Ow.
Ugh!
Hahaha!
Yo, bro, there's no way this is on the list for the cutest dogs ever!
Yo, chat! Come on, bro!
There's no fucking way this dog is on the list for the cutest top ten dogs ever!
Oh my god!
It's Bosley that is nothing like Bosley
Yeah, this is insane this is insane
Do women or men usually get cover or get
malty pools
Oh, they're both the popular men are women. Okay, cool
This is the one I'm looking at chat this breed
This breed right here is what I'm looking at
Is this not fucking cute? Look at this. Is this dog not cute? Yes or no? Look at this shit.
Cute-ass little dog. Cute-ass fucking dog. Adorable. Fucking adorable, bro. Y'all got no taste at all.
AI dog, exactly. They look fake. Look, these dogs look fake. That's why I love them so much.
Akita? What's an Akita? No, bro, no. This is mad. I didn't know you were a girl. You
I will beat the fuck out of you, bro. Watch your mouth.
Chopped ass, dawg.
I got it, bro.
They're 15-O-A.
I'm five-foot and have a two-year-old great name.
Chinese Crested.
I'm not gonna lie, this is the one.
This is the one.
you
Some of my best friends are homosexuals, but honestly, Hyal hit-
AHHHHHH!
That's not me, you fucking idiot.
That's not me. That's literally not me. That's literally not me.
What type of streams do y'all want to see though? Coming up.
What type of streams do y'all boys want to see?
What do you want to see next in the neon organization? Corporation.
What do y'all want to see next?
Why do I even ask that?
You look like the homeless you're supposed to be feeding.
Oh my god, bro, y'all are too funny, oh my god.
Papa makeover?
Why do y'all keep saying I need a makeover?
30 day?
Rolling loud, we're doing that, vacation?
Bro, if I went on a vacation, would y'all be mad?
Like a five day vacation with no internet?
Would y'all be tight?
Would y'all be tight chat? Would y'all be tight? Or would y'all not give a fuck?
Like, would y'all be like, damn, this guy's a bitch? Or would y'all be like, oh, yeah?
No?
Alright, babe.
You deserve it? No, I'm not gonna take it, babe. You look good. Don't let anyone get to your head. Thank you. I appreciate it.
So like if I were to like do a bit of a little makeover what do I what would y'all
tell me to fix like what would y'all say I need to fix keep it a bug I feel like
my hair is good my glasses are cool
hair but to what like what would I change my hair to if y'all want me to
change my hair what do I change it to I feel like this looks good this is
cool
Buzz I'm not going black. I'm not dying my shit black bro. I look bro. Do y'all wanna see how I look black?
Let me show y'all right now. For anyone who doesn't know. I look fucking dumb black. Literally dumb.
I literally look stupid.
I literally look stupid, bro.
like look bro like what the fuck why don't I go back to this this was low-key
better bro the all blonde chat the all blonde was low-key tough the all blonde
was low key aura bro. Yonzel with the five gifted. No. No, no. All blonde is the move.
You are fine. Maybe not all blonde. Let me see. Let me look at my heirs. Let me look
my heirs what about this hair you know um
bro the buzz cut was low-key tough I feel like I just looked hella Indian
What the hell?
It ain't broke, don't fix it?
I won't be real, bro.
I agree.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Neon meets the fuck.
Oh my god, look what I got out of jail.
as you spent days behind bars and actions of consequences.
What the hell?
Alright, bro. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I gotta get off this.
What the fuck?!
YELL WITH THE FIVE!
Let me see what 4U page it is.
No, I'm cute, man.
Oh.
Let's get in here.
I just need to set my **** up.
What happens when that dream is front?
And action.
Come on, Jalor.
Be a fucking man.
Y'all can't hear?
I don't care what no one said.
This is one of the greatest halftime shows of all time!
Fire!
Yo, I'm on stream quick question bro. This is very very important
Okay
What do you say?
Yeah, I'm on stream um
Question I'm about to get my second dog
right um is it a bad idea or a good idea is it gonna fuck up the behavior of my
first dog is your first dog a boy or a girl it's a girl and I'm gonna get a
boy that's not as bad yeah that should work look what's the breed the first dog
calvapoo and a multi-poop the first dogs a calvapoo
what the fuck the dogs are those dude there's little they're like the tiny cute
fluffy dog a dog a man dog like a fucking pit bull or something it's such a
Dude, what the fuck? I don't want a big-ass dog that's just gonna bite me and slobber on me.
Dude, it's a fucking... What the hell? It's a... It's a comic book.
Okay, but just poo just sounds well. I mean, I guess that fits you, it's duty, but...
So the question is, is it gonna fuck an adult? Male females are pretty good.
Okay.
Female is the problem.
It's all for real.
Yeah, two females could be a problem because they're kind of vicious, they can be for attention.
I mean, it depends on the pre-
Wait, search up real quick, search up the multi-po,
I wanna see your reaction, they're so cute.
No.
M-A-L-T-I-P-O-O.
Multi-po, multi-po?
Yeah, they're so cute and tiny.
Multi-poo dog, I mean it's a, it's just,
God, dude, you're such a fucking,
I don't know why you're this way.
No, it's a cute ass dog, it is a cute-
Thank you, weirdo, the fuck?
I don't know big ass dogs like yours.
Yeah, but you don't want like a fucking pit bull,
No, I don't want to take care of a big-ass pit bull, bro. I live in a fucking apartment
Okay, so I'm good
Oh, wow, it's been a minute, bro. What are we gonna link?
Fucking gambling at it
Shut up people
I'll see you soon, bro.
You're a fucking, you're a fake ass muzzle.
Fuck you, took money from gambling, fuck you.
Yeah, and I'm about to start again.
My new one starts in two days.
I'm gonna give a fuck.
And I'm gonna keep taking it and I'm gonna keep gambling
because it's good for my soul and I need it, all right?
Well, I respect it.
Wherever you want to do is your life, bro.
I'll see you soon, Lord fuck.
Love you, man.
All right, well, I love you, too.
All right, peace.
Is it really a bitch, dog?
Is he right?
you
You
Woman get upset over words not men, but I don't get upset over words. I get upset over actions bro. What are you talking about?
I got broke every throat just cuz you get emotional sometimes doesn't mean it's wrong bro like
There's nothing wrong with getting a little emotional sometimes
You're not pop-up as your chop-bop don't know what that means
Is your dog neutered? Yes. My dog is neutered. My dog is neutered. Yes. I'm excited fuck. I'm nervous, bro
Why do you like talking back to girls?
Let them have it?
Yo, Chad, do I talk back to girls?
Yes or no?
Do I talk back to girls?
Be honest with me, don't lie.
Yes?
Damn, I don't even mean to be doing that, bro.
Fuck.
Sorry, I'm just a bit sassy sometimes.
Yo!
You go up the-
It's on? Oh shit.
Is it gonna turn this mic on?
Oh my god.
Alright, the lady is on the camera.
Her face on the camera.
Face on the camera.
Um...
Where is-
Here it is. Alright, it's time, chat.
It is time, it is time, it is time.
It is time, it is time, let's fucking do it.
I'm nervous, might have a puppy, might not.
Let's see what happens.
Let's go.
Hello, how you doing?
We won't put your face on the camera, my bad.
Yeah, no, it's okay, never mind.
Should we just go over here and the...
Yeah, okay.
Let's do it.
You locked up Oreo?
Yep.
She's over here, yeah.
Okay, can you just make sure she's in there?
Okay, perfect.
Alrighty, let's see.
Chad, let's see if we found a new puppy.
I'm hoping.
Um, alright, let's do it, awww.
Do you have both of them?
Yes I do.
Alrighty.
You're so tiny.
You know, they keep telling me to get a manly dog, but I just love them.
Right, they're so cute and perfect.
So perfect.
Yeah, they're like the best size too.
They're not too big, not too small.
Yeah, they don't bite, right?
Oh no, they're like so big.
Awwww.
They're like so big.
Oh my god.
Okay, here I'll take this one, this one's a girl.
Let me see, I can check.
Okay, and that's a boy, right?
Yes, this one is a, I think this one's a girl, actually.
No.
This one's a girl.
No.
Do you want a boy, Blue Meryl?
Because I think we might have a boy.
Oh.
Yeah.
Look at this one.
Hey.
Hey, how you doing?
Oh my god, here. Let me yeah, I do a little switch off real quick
And how big do they get
So cute literally
Which one do y'all like better
These are so cute how old
Eight weeks
This one's the one the only problem is I have a girl so I think I need a boy right
It doesn't
about them not being the mom or anything.
They are so sweet.
He looks homeless?
Yeah, what are you talking about?
It's a dog.
No.
Definitely not a dog.
He looks like little teddy bears.
He looks scared.
What color ways do you guys have?
We have some.
We specialize with Pomeranians, Maltese, Poodles, and mainly teacups and toy sizes.
Is my dog going to manhandle these dogs?
You want to see my dog real quick?
Yeah.
Okay, should we put them back in the...
Yeah, no problem.
I'll go ahead and do it.
Oh my God.
Oh.
So cute.
Yeah, can you bring out where you're real quick?
Bro chat.
My dog's a little, she's a kava poo, but she's a, this is her.
Oh my God.
Hi honey.
Oh no, this is perfect.
Perfect?
Yeah.
Okay.
Perfect.
Oh you are just so cute.
Come here.
Is it a girl or a boy?
Girl.
Hey you are just so pretty.
She's a little pretty.
Oh she's so pretty.
I just wanted to get her a friend because I felt so bad.
Yes, of course.
She needs one.
I'm doing the right thing?
Oh, yeah.
You are doing the absolute right thing.
She's so happy.
She's smell other dogs?
Is that what?
Yes, we, yes.
And maybe cats too.
We have Savannah's exotic dogs.
Oh, I just got a, what's the word called?
Yes, I just got a Bengal.
But I had to leave it in our other house for now
because I'm allergic, so I'm trying to figure out
how to deal with allergies and then bring it back.
That's real.
That's so real.
So, how do I, okay.
So she's, because I just talked to my friend
who has a bunch of dogs, and he said,
oh, you're gonna fall, watch out.
He said that if you got a girl,
and you have a girl, it could create problems.
I think he would know better, he's kind of stupid.
Yeah, personally, I have dealt,
like I've had two girls, and I've never had an issue.
I don't think that's something I have to worry about,
especially if you're a calm person,
she looks very conscious, too sweet.
She's not, she's so energetic.
Yeah, but you're not like crazy biting.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She seems like sweet and calm like that, you know?
So I think, I don't think there should be an issue at all.
And she's a really good size.
She's toy size and these will be toys.
So when they-
They're gonna get smaller than her, right?
Maybe like a little bit, yeah.
A little bit.
But honestly, they will go perfectly together.
This is like the perfect mix.
Okay.
And they, yeah, they're gonna love each other.
They're gonna be best friends.
How do I get them trained?
So we actually work with trainers.
We can recommend you trainers.
Okay.
Yeah.
So you live over here, like the, okay, perfect.
Yeah, we recommend some trainers
that are in North Hollywood actually.
Oh, perfect.
They're in Central, they're contacting people.
Okay.
And then how do I, how would I go about
incorporating the other dogs with this one?
Over time, gradually, slowly.
Slowly.
Definitely with supervision.
But she seems so sweet.
So they're puppies though, so it's gotta be.
I don't worry too much.
They, these dogs are really good with adapting.
Okay.
your dog is so sweet, I honestly would not stress at all.
And like this is coming from like,
I'd have cats and dogs and bones and like a lot of animals.
You have nothing to worry about.
Okay, all right.
Let's, don't get both now, I can't get both.
Can we look at them one more time?
Yeah, of course.
Okay, let's keep Oreo a little away, Oreo, no.
Which one do you like?
It's a hard decision.
Which one do you like?
We are.
Which one do you like, Oreo?
The black one or the brown one?
Which one do you like?
Oh, no, wait, no, no, be careful. You're gonna fall.
You're gonna fall. Be careful.
Which one do you like?
Which one?
I think she likes both.
Um...
Can you...
We won't show your face, but we'll just do it on them real quick.
That is...
Which one are y'all liking more?
Which one are y'all liking more left or right?
I think I like this.
You know what's crazy?
She was dark brown when I got her
and then now she turned this color.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Is that going to happen like these?
With our motifs, we'll have to show you the pants.
But sometimes that happens, but I'll
have to look at the pants for you.
OK.
I can let you know after.
OK.
I think that this one actually shouldn't change color too much
because it's pretty pale.
Like when they start off like.
Can I get both?
If you want to, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Of course, she would love to go home together.
And this is just a girl?
Yeah, I believe so, he sees her both girls.
Okay, how do I get lucky with the barking?
Because she doesn't bark at all.
Oh yeah, you got lucky.
I got lucky?
Yeah, but these ones don't bark either.
So you're getting like extra lucky.
No way!
Yeah, we like really work on like having them
in a really well environment, socialized.
We're not overly socialized to where like,
you're like half social anxiety, that's not good either.
Yeah, you scored, honestly.
So, and also what color is the black one gonna get to?
This is a blue Merrill, and these ones are honestly
really special, sometimes people even charge more
for this color.
Seriously.
Yeah, cause it's very beautiful, so gorgeous.
She's so cute.
How many pounds is she right now?
Right now she's probably, I would say,
two and a half, maybe three now.
Oh, baby.
Chad, look.
So, is this black?
Yeah, she's black and it has gray and white.
Yeah, but it's called blue.
Damn, she looks jealous over there.
I know she's like, what about me?
Damn.
So wait, do you have a boy version of this?
I believe in my outfit confirmed for you though.
Can you, if not, then I'm like,
85% sure I'm gonna go with this.
Can you just check really quick?
Thank you so much.
It's not safe to put her on the ground right?
Yeah, not yet. We want to wait for I believe even one more week for their shots off to confirm what Stephanie took.
Oh, she doesn't have her shots.
She has her first round.
Okay, she's not old enough to get to get the next round, yes.
So if I got her, what would I do with her?
So you can put her on the ground possibly in a play pin, we recommend.
Okay.
She's actually potty pad training.
Are you serious?
They're currently being potty-paturing and they're actually doing really good.
They might take a second in the new home, though, to adjust, but if you do the plate thing, it will really help.
Especially if you do like one section, like just like food and water only, half of it a potty pad.
Okay.
Yeah, that really helps.
They'll make them separate by both? You're acting like they're brothers.
They're strangers to each other. This one's... I like that one more, but my chat's saying this one.
But like they're both just calm
What do you think
This one is so cute
Dude, this is so fucking cute.
I got it, yeah.
Let me see the boy, and then I'm just thinking, though, if they can't get on the ground for
a week, should I wait a week?
They can go on the ground in here, just not in the public, like outside.
Okay.
Over here is fine. Oh, yeah. Okay. No, no, no, no. Yeah, what do you think, or yeah?
Are they pretty energetic?
They're like perfect like amount, not too much, but not like you know, they're not like couch little potatoes.
Can I see?
So here is, this is our boy. I think we have him actually.
Okay.
Very similar, a little darker in the black spots, but like honestly is super similar color, honestly exactly.
Can you show the people real quick?
That's the boy version.
He's so cute.
And they look the same size too.
Get the girl?
Can you do some research on the girl?
I'm just worried about the girl guy thing.
Honestly, I wouldn't worry at all.
If you have actually all girls...
They're all saying boy.
If you have all girls, I would not stress at all.
I think that's kind of cute.
But it's really personal preference up to you.
How far is the boy close?
Um, the boy is like, like, 40 minutes away.
Damn.
I know.
If you want, you can, if you want, you can take her tonight and see how it goes.
And if you feel like maybe she's not fitting in and you want a boy, maybe we can discuss that.
Um.
Oh, watch out, Aria.
Do you like her?
Are you a lesbian?
Should I move them away or is it fine?
What do we do? Oh my god, I need to make a decision.
Are you going to breed them? Hell no, bro. Hell no.
She's neutered.
Yeah, yeah, so I'll definitely...
Should I brought... Oh, that's fine.
Or are you still well-behaved? Of course.
ever child I think you understand take both shut up bro no one's I can't take
care of two you know I know exactly what to do in the situation hi how's your day
going today hey it's going pretty well thanks for asking how about you how's
your day shaping up it's going well quick question I have a girl Kavapu and I was
wondering I'm getting a multi-poo should I go for a girl or a boy my chat saying
girl but what do you think? Got it. Well it often depends on the personalities and
how they get along. Some people prefer having opposite genders so there's less
competition but it can really come down to the individual dogs and their
temperaments. If you already have a girl kavaku adding a boy or a girl can both
work well. Pick one. You're wasting my time. Pick one. Girl or boy. Alright, fair enough.
If I had to pick one, I'd probably say go for a boy.
I hope they can bring a nice balance.
And sometimes they have different energy levels, but ultimate.
Chat, do not use chat GPT.
Oh my god, I just want one now.
I see girl.
Huh?
I see girl.
You say girl?
I'm a teen girl, personally.
What do you think, Mia?
I think girl.
You think girl is a girl?
It's so cute.
Well, I just don't want like, like, are you gonna like,
Do y'all fuck with each other?
Or do you like, you wanna try that? Try putting them together?
Oh
I don't think, I don't know if she likes any of them. I'm kidding.
Two girls
don't always work, but a guy is guaranteed.
Oh, shit.
This is a tough one.
This one is so cute.
All right, give me two seconds.
Let me try to put her in here.
So fucking tiny.
All right.
Chat, think.
We gotta make a decision right now, okay?
We gotta make a decision.
We have no time to spare.
No time to waste.
Boy or girl, spam it up right now.
What do y'all think?
Oh yeah, come here, come here, come here.
Sit, good bitch, sit.
Boy, boy, it's 50-50, oh my god.
Which one do you think looks cuter, the girl or the boy?
Or it's pretty much the same.
Um, yes, I would say, it's like what I've seen,
The boy is a little more black.
The boy's a little more black.
Yes, but you know that could change.
They could, um, would not much.
Yeah, and honestly I think it goes beautiful.
Her spots are really beautiful.
Her powdery.
But if you want to do like a side by side comparison,
maybe with photos, we could do that.
Can I see the pictures again real quick, sorry.
You know what's crazy, I always wanted a boy dog
and then I was stuck with her, or not stuck with her,
but I got her and then I had no choice
because in the moment I was like, I want this.
So I'm just trying to think.
That's okay, you can always.
And it's about to be Black History Month.
You're funny.
Aw, he's low key, is he bigger?
I think like maybe like a hair, but it's not.
He's low key cuter.
Your chat's tell a big difference.
Yeah, I think he has a little more black on the face,
I would say.
Is he cute or chat?
Yes?
Yeah, honestly, get the boy.
That's them together, I think, the last photo.
Oh, that's them together?
Mm-hmm.
I think so, yeah.
Oh, but you can't see the other one's face.
We might have a photo of them together.
Would you like me to ask?
If possible.
Sorry.
I don't mean to be a nuisance.
No, no, no, no.
It's a lifetime decision.
Is this, are we going to be able to take care of this dog?
Yeah, right?
Yeah?
For sure?
Yeah?
OK.
I'll have that.
Sure.
Just one of that, yeah.
I don't want to.
I'll never put a dog in a situation.
You know what's crazy?
I got this dog and they tried, oh my God.
Perfect person to vent to about this, sorry.
Guess how much they charged me for my Kavapu?
How much?
$7,500 in Las Vegas.
You know, whoever that place, I'm gonna find the name,
hold on, because now I gotta,
because I got taxed, right?
How much do you have Kavapus go for?
$4,000?
They pay me 75, they charge me $7,500?
They taxed you on an animal?
Yeah.
You're not supposed to be taxing on an animal.
Oh!
No, that's like, that's insane.
I've never heard of any breeder,
because technically, we're not even so...
Breeding is a whole thing, you know,
but we like to specialize to keep the genes pure, you know?
So, technically, you're not supposed to tax a dog
because you're not even supposed to be really even selling them.
Like, you know, but it's a great area.
It's really great, right?
Yeah, but we specialize in keeping the blood pure.
We are licensed, and yeah, so,
But there's breeders that, you know, they are very unethical.
It's crazy, like, it's at 7,500.
Did you get, like, 8KC?
Did you get, like, trained?
Nothing.
That's insane.
Random question, is the boy dog going to help try
to have an intercourse with my dog?
Ah!
She's fixed.
So I don't know if you guys will have that issue.
I don't think you guys should have the issue if you get him
fixed within a certain amount of time.
OK.
Yeah.
Just within that time frame, I think it's like,
around like this.
Yes, but it's not even gonna work.
She can't do anything.
Yeah, it won't, yeah.
She'll like this runaway.
Oh my God, that sounds awful.
I feel like it off me.
Like just like walk away, possibly.
That could be some real, sounds like a lawsuit.
Yeah.
Fuck.
That's so funny.
I don't think.
I wish I could just talk to her and see like,
what do you want?
I need an order.
What do you want, Aurea?
Girl or boy?
You want to maybe put her down for a sexy,
how she.
Just try it.
It's okay, mom.
Bro, that dog is so tiny, what the fuck.
Yeah.
Yes.
Are you getting jealous?
Okay, that went pretty well.
Like, I feel like I'm gonna step on this dog.
I gotta be careful.
In like two weeks?
She'll...
Oh, it's so creepy.
Oh, are you fucking kidding me?
Come here.
Sit.
Bad girl.
Is that my way?
No, the discipline.
You know, you got to do it.
Just blow.
I don't want to touch her, but just blow on her.
Eyes, she doesn't like it.
As a parent, you know, you got to do it.
Oh, this is actually good.
It's so good.
Oh, sit.
Oh, I forgot.
Hey, oh my God.
Look at his little tail, there's me showing a little.
You okay?
Oh, he's biting me, look at me, it's a liquor bite.
Oh my God, he's biting me, oh, okay, nope.
Oh, he's really biting me, oh shit, oh, she, sorry,
let me mistrend her, all right.
She's eating too.
Yeah.
What do we do?
Boydogs pee on everything?
Is that a thing?
That?
You know what?
I can't tell you that.
I do have a boy dog that is like that.
And I do have a girl dog that does not do that.
So actually that is something I can stand by.
Oh my god, he's last she just peed.
Oh my god, he stepped into his pee.
Or she, sorry, I didn't mean to misgender your dog.
Where ya go? Don't give him the pee. Go, go, go, go.
Okay, no worries, we'll get him peed right away. No worries.
She's so cute. I think she peed in excitement.
I think so too actually.
Oh look at that, look at that baby-ass little piss.
I think she was like, oh!
Yeah.
Someone said kick that little dog.
What are you talking about?
Is she showing a marker of territory?
I think, I don't know, honestly.
Yeah, I think she looked really excited.
What do you think, girl or boy?
Boys do marker of territory on fun.
That's a girl though.
So do a girl?
Might as well.
All right, here I got it.
I gotta learn how to do this,
Oh my god, I got to deal with all this shit again.
So I don't have to worry about biting
Oh no, they're gonna love each other
These dogs especially, they're really good
to get like the same kind
because they just get along so well
regardless if it's grown or boiled
they're gonna love each other
Give me two seconds to make another phone call
I don't think that
I'm not wasting the time I promise
I have the intention to buy a dog
No worry, secret time
Yo, I'm on stream
Question, should I get a
Water yet? Should I get a girl or a boy dog?
Whatever one that I like better.
The boy's not here so I can't, I don't know.
I mean it seemed like she liked the one that was there. That's it. The black one?
Yeah. Okay but do you know anything like background
on like girls and boys and dogs and stuff like that?
It's a drill. You gotta just be with it for like a few weeks and then
So it happens.
OK.
It doesn't matter, OK?
Girl.
OK, all right, bro.
All right, bro.
Thanks.
All right.
Oh, my god, this is tough.
I think they're going to be like best friends.
What's the pricing of the boy compared to the girl?
I don't think they're going to be the same.
How much is it?
Let me make sure to step just to make sure
all the people that we've brought in.
Girls are not periods?
Um, yeah.
When can I get her fixed?
I believe around, like, we'll send a whole health care
guard and everything.
I think it's like around six to eight months.
There is periods.
I forgot about that.
Honestly, that's not something you have to worry about if you get them fixed.
Yeah.
This is honestly, that's like if you don't get them fixed for years.
Okay.
Yeah.
Then, yeah.
She's so tiny, Chad.
What's going to be like a drop of blood that comes out of her thing?
Yeah.
So they are both the same prices, which is...
Okay.
Flat.
Yeah, with the delivery.
With the delivery?
Okay.
um dog periods are not bad yeah and like I said I wish I could see the boy
right now fuck like I said if you want um see how she is with your baby for a few
nights if you see like they're not getting along or you feel like you just
once I'm in I'm just gonna go all in and force it oh that sounds so bad I'm
I'm just gonna, yeah, so like whatever I pick,
I just wanna keep it, no change, nothing.
So they're saying, okay, so what tendencies do boys have?
Like you said, Mark, in the territory,
that is definitely one that's, you know,
some people, that's why they choose girls more.
Slightly more restorative, slightly more dominant.
Yeah, but a small-ass dog, how dominant can it be?
Yeah, that's correct.
Yeah, that is true.
My boy dogs are, they're my bad boys.
My girls are like, I think that's how I feel.
That's a boy.
Boys are destructive?
Yeah, my boy dog, his name's Brando.
Okay, and this is Oreo.
Yeah, this one, this one I don't, I forget, but.
It said Oreo on the website.
Yeah, that's what it must be, yeah.
I just do like the delivering stuff,
so it's definitely one of those things.
The boys bark and piss?
Yeah, I'm like, just based off like my own,
but I'm telling you for me, like my dogs,
My boy dogs, they're more meaner.
And they're small still.
Yes, and they bark more.
I hate the barking.
Could you ask if that boy barks?
OK, it's very important.
Can I hold?
Can you slash in?
This is a good question, because I think I just
had this talk with the handler about the blue male,
but I want to make sure it's the one with the dogs.
She's licking me.
Hey, so the boy...
Bro, look how big this dog is.
Like, how are you breathing?
Yeah, how are you breathing, bro?
How are you breathing, bro?
How are you alive?
How do you have a heartbeat?
Bro...
Oh my God.
Yeah, bro.
Come here, come here.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
The boy barks a lot?
Bro look at this fucking aww.
Can I see the parents real quick?
I'm so sorry.
She likes me or she's using me like everyone else.
Can I?
Oh, she's a library.
She's very sweet.
I think I'm gay.
You're so cute.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Get away from me
All right, I think this is the one chat low-key
Huh adorable right be honest who's true to her her I
Think she senses that I have somewhat money. Hold on. Are you do you think I'm gonna check on you?
We're looking
Come here, come here, come here.
Yes, as long as it doesn't get, sounds weird,
but as long as it doesn't get blacker.
Oh no.
Okay.
Because I think.
I think if you're more worried about that,
I would actually go with the girl more,
because the boy, I think definitely has more black under him,
and sometimes when a dog has more black under him,
they're gonna turn.
You know, my life is complete, bro.
I fucking love dog, like little cute dogs,
Like, I think she likes me, like, I'm like.
She's like so sorry.
I know.
Woo-hoo.
All right.
Chat, I think we do it.
If she's like, biting me a little right now,
she won't do it when she gets older, right?
Oh, no, she's teething.
Teething?
Yeah.
Actually, she's grown up without a dog.
Maybe like, she's trying to.
Bro, why does my dog always do this?
Yeah, but why does she look so?
Oh my God.
It's okay.
Sweet.
It's okay.
Good girl.
You did so good.
And it's good too.
It's like when she doesn't bark or anything, like you reward her.
Okay.
Like doing good around her.
Oh, so treat?
Yeah.
Do you have any small sheets?
What did you usually do?
Can I give her a, um, oh my god, I probably, yeah.
You can be dog, but just so you know, like,
if you see them having a cute little moment,
you can reward her, that way she feels like,
oh, like, I can get around with her.
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
Go, go.
She's fast too.
Go, play.
Play with the dog.
This fucker got energy.
Yo, you like dogs, why are you not playing with her?
Come on, Aria. Come on. Play with that thing.
Amazing person.
Alright.
I feel like this is a lab-made dog. You sure it's real?
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, look at this fucking little thing, bro.
Oh, chat again.
So these are the parents, I'm just so you can have an idea.
OK.
So the girl's probably going to be a little more
white than the boy.
The boy's going to be a little more like darker like the dad.
Got it.
Yes.
Can you show the chat to the parents?
Yeah, of course.
So I sit down, and then this is the mom.
So the girls definitely going to look a little more like
in between them, and then the boys
going to look more like the dad, more darker vibes.
Got it.
I'm not gonna lie, the dad is chopped. How is this dog so cute?
The mom's face compensates, and she has the mom's face.
So is he gonna be spotty? Is he at random spots?
Like spotty on his back on her back
Yeah
It can lick me
All right chat let me know right now do we go for her right here do we go for
her are you sure she's not doing this she doesn't do this with everyone because
I have a fear of getting cheated on why you biting me cut
Not good, bro.
She won't betray me, you know?
She won't betray me?
No, never.
Wait, come on.
Come on.
I don't want to see you.
Don't make that face, bro.
Ah, ah.
Damn.
You good, bro?
So you promise me, guarantee that she won't bite,
because she's biting right now.
Yeah.
Yeah, except for the TV, for sure.
Okay, I'm getting bitten like shit. I don't think she was biting when I first got her
Same yeah
Mia Mia how old was she how old was Oreo when I got her?
And she was she like because you were taking care of her love she teething a lot inviting you
No, so can you test it on her and see if it's the same thing?
Just I just want to make sure it doesn't get bitten when we get older and we grow up and we have kids and stuff
You know, all right. No, oh my god. No, we meaning what the fuck. Oh my god
That sounds
That sounded so bad
I mean, you know, like that, Sean, we got...
Don't do that. Alright.
But what's she doing? What's she doing that same thing with the biting? Same exact shit.
No, I got exposed. You have to put the fuck up, bro. I didn't see it the right way. Alright, come here.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Yes, baby.
Um...
Uh...
Bro, so my other thing too is I'm scared of...
So, she's literally the perfect dog.
I'm scared of her getting jealous and changing her whole behavior.
Oh no.
Absolutely not.
She's gonna bring up her personality even more.
They're gonna be best friends.
Yes, give it one week, I'm telling you, and you guys will be texting us like, oh my God, send us pictures of them together, like...
This dog has so much energy.
Can you see the city?
Go over there, come on.
Okay, can we, can I let the other one come right over here and see really quick, the blonde one?
Two girls together recipe for disaster like and then y'all say shit like that
Okay, here you have me to I'm gonna just leave fuck it. We got a zoo in this bitch
Hey, stop trying to eat her food
Now you're made you're kind of made
Please he she's softer
You made bro
The black one
What was more energetic? Yeah, seriously. Yeah, I actually watched that one for like one day and
What do you think chat? What do you think about her?
She's so sweet though.
Hey, how you doing?
Oh, oh, oh my gosh, you went in the water.
Uh-oh, okay.
Oh my god, what do we do?
No worries.
Get the black one?
I think the black one's here.
If you're going to do it, take the gray one.
Wait, which one's gray?
Is there a return policy?
Um, no return.
Um, we do have like, uh...
Which one's current?
Oh, that one.
A health guarantee and health insurance.
Um, and if God forbid anything happen, you have it covered.
Um, yes.
But no, like, refunds for...
I feel you.
Okay.
The black one is so cute.
I know.
The black boy is very cute.
Come here, come here, come here.
Oh, they're both coming, oh shit, oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, good girl, you're doing so good.
Nah, she's really putting on a show to get sold.
Oh nah, I see what you, you a manipulator.
You're a little manipulator.
Are you gonna care for me and love me for the rest of my life?
Are you?
I feel like you will.
I don't know you.
What did you teach her?
She knows exactly what to do to get...
Wheeeee!
Oh my god.
Oh, that was pee.
Alright.
How often is she shit and piss?
Um, there are babies.
Okay, a lot.
I don't appreciate the biting.
Alright.
So Mia, you're positive that she did the same biting thing,
like hard biting.
Yeah.
And like she's very playful.
Just like this?
Yeah.
Hey.
Bro, I think that's the one.
Dice it yourself, thank you.
I think that's the one, bro.
Could someone FaceTime you with the boy, is that possible or is the boy not in someone's
presence?
I can ask, yeah.
If possible.
Yeah.
Put a tampon, bro. Come here!
Come here!
Oria, come here. Does she look mad or am I trippin'?
Does she look mad?
Oria, come here!
Are you good? You're not gonna be all right. Come on, come on!
Come here, come here!
Come here, look, look, it's Aurea, look.
She's gay, oh, no, okay, we're not, not gay.
Woo hoo hoo!
Alright, as long as this biting thing's normal,
I'm with it, I just, I'm dead, fucking.
She's about me, it's not me fighting.
Okay, are the bites gonna start hurting a little bit?
Oh, no, she should actually grow out of that.
These kinds of dogs are too sweet.
They're not bitey.
No barking, nothing.
No, they're so good.
OK.
Should we teething it's normal?
Yeah.
And then they should grow out of it in like a month,
a two month at the most, obviously.
Oh, this is creepy.
Bro, this dog is hella energetic.
All right.
Every dog barks, but my dog does not bark.
Aurea does not work.
She's like, oh, she's so cute.
No, I'm not going to lie.
I feel like she's a bit of an ego.
Why is she looking at?
Oh, why are you biting my?
Oh my god.
She's so cute.
All right.
Face time, can't know, right?
Are you thinking about the spores?
She's typing out.
Come here.
You good? Come on. Sit down. You gonna be alright.
You gonna be alright.
You gonna be alright. Alright. You gonna be alright. Come on.
Is this? Alright. Real quick. Don't be weird.
Is this sad that I live by myself and I'm gonna have two dogs?
That's good. Okay. I just don't want to seem like I'm depressed or anything.
I'm just lonely. No, not at all. It seems like you're like a dog lover,
Which is like straight from above.
Okay.
No, all right.
Hey, we're going potty again.
Oh my God.
How does this shit look?
The little dog.
Wait, let me see the dog.
Really?
Is that Pete?
You know what's crazy?
Oh my God, when I first got her,
she threw up on me.
Wow full circle
Yo her eyes are red. Oh, she's trying to what you try to do
Boys Bartmore, are you trying to get it?
Dragon it out. This is a lifetime decision, bro. This is real.
This ain't no video game. This is real life. So if I need an extra 20 minutes to think,
I'm gonna fucking think, bro. Sorry. Excuse the curse. I'm sorry. I apologize.
She took your water. She took your water.
No, get back. Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, okay, this is gonna help me make my decision, ew!
Wait, hold on, can I show my chat, is that okay?
Can I show the camera?
Can I get a face shot?
No, no, none of you have the dog of the dogs. All right, none of you
Thank you, yeah, he's looking a little rough. I think I'm gonna go for the girl. Thank you so much, brother
Appreciate it. Bye. Bye
Yeah, that's her that's her brother
Wait, they're saying oh
Wait, I'm missing alls and ews
Oh a lot bigger
Come on, Oreo. Come on, Oreo.
Oreo, are you...
Good girl.
Look at the camera.
Look at the camera up there.
Good job.
Come here.
All right, chat. I think we pulled the trigger.
And now the whole chat is saying,
boy, I can't.
Oh, my God.
Who can I ask for like an opinion?
They're all spinning boy, I can't do this I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't fucking do this
They're all spinning boy now. They're spinning girl girls and now they're both
Smaller
said actually the boys a lot bigger than her. Like double? Not double but definitely a lot bigger.
Okay.
Do I just pick what you want? I don't know what I want. That's why I stream for opinions because
I don't know what the fuck I want in my heart bro. Your reaction is so funny when you see the dog.
Yeah my trippin' her is a little chopped. Yeah. Is she gonna get like that? No, she's beautiful.
I think she's so cute.
She has her momma's face like that, like more of a baby face compared to the brother.
Damn, the other dog's crying.
Okay.
Alright.
Sorry, give me like two minutes, Max.
I'm gonna make my decision.
Come here.
Oh my god.
Wait, no, Oreo.
What's your name?
Oreo?
Oreo.
Aurea, Aureo.
Aurea, come here.
Come here.
Oh my God, she's crying.
She's cuter, right?
I mean, it's a puppy.
always going to be cuter. Do you have an estimate of how she's going to look when she gets older?
She's got, you know, the picture I showed you of the parents, she's going to look like,
like, she's going to have the mom's face, the cuter face, the one I can tell, and then the dad's color,
but lighter, a lot lighter, like the mom's. Is she going to look like a, like a, like a, like a teddy bear?
Oh yeah, she's always going to look like a teddy bear. So I needed to hear.
Stupid questions.
All right, you're going to say Oreo and Oreo is going to come.
Yeah, it can't be named Oreo.
Is it too late to change the name?
I'm going to call you JCV.
No, hold on.
I got to think.
All right.
J.C.V.
No, hold on.
I got to think.
Alright.
Oreo is kind of a pressure.
Oreo is, but it's just too close to Oreo.
It looks like you have cookies and cream, don't they?
What other colors of multi-pool do you guys have?
Or do you just mainly make these two?
Right now, we have the blue marbles.
We have the blue marbles.
Now, we have the blue marbles or a lot of blue marbles.
Those are these?
Yeah, and then we have the white ones.
And we have stables.
Oh, I thought you don't want to like stables.
What are those?
They're like this, but have dark futures.
Oh, no, no, no.
I like one color.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
The girl's perfect, I would say.
All right.
I think we pulled the trigger.
I think we do it.
Oh my god, I have to go to New York in two days.
Shit.
We'll figure it out.
Okay.
You can bring her to your caravan.
Are you, is that a bad idea?
No, you can take her to your caravan.
For real?
All right, everyone in the chat put a one
if I should pull the trigger right now.
I say we do it.
Come here.
Come here, baby. Come here. Hey.
All right. Well, fuck it. Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it. Let's do it. All right.
Can you pose to the dog, for a thumbnail?
Oh, you said it.
Are you gonna be nice to him, or her?
Ew, she got a booger on her nose.
Ew, bruh.
Yo, come on over here.
You're gonna wipe your eyes.
Kidding.
All right.
You too busy for another dog, bro?
Me, I can help watch it too, bro.
We have multiple people here that can help.
It's gonna be all right.
Like, JCV, would you take a shift one day?
If you're not sure?
Yeah, I'm not sure.
All right.
What's the longest that you've been with someone
before they decided on their dog?
I mean, probably like this long.
Oh, shit.
But it's like, yeah, but people take long.
OK.
Yeah, it's a lifetime decision, you know?
Yeah.
We've had people choose between like three dogs, four dogs,
even.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, those people take about an hour, you know?
It's so cute. It's hard. It is hard.
Oh baby, you are so sweet.
You are so sweet.
Alright, I'm just going to, I just need one last final opinion and then I'm going to pull the trigger.
Aw, you are so sweet honey.
Aw.
The other face is really cute, compared to the brother.
One more final opinion chat, and then we pull the trigger and we fucking do it.
Who do I call? Benji?
Who do I call, chat?
Oh my God.
Keep saying the same person.
Let me call a fuck who I call.
I don't know.
I got no more decisions.
Let's, um, I'm not wasting our time, I'm going to buy something, shut up, like I'm a fucking customer, all right?
I don't know what to do.
Fuck.
Alright, let's do it.
I'm gonna get him slash her.
Whee!
Alright. I hope you grow up and you're not ugly.
Because like my dog kind of looks like a rat sometimes.
Okay, perfect. What would you describe Aurea's face?
She's so cute, she has long ears, but her cheek has those havoc on the ear.
She's so cute as well.
That's big eyes just for eyelashes are so long.
Yeah, I know, she's such a cutie.
Yeah, her eyelashes don't look like that.
She's gonna have more that tiny, bare, like face compared to her.
She has those long black cheeks.
Yeah, yeah.
Cool.
Perfect, perfect, thank you.
Mia, can you handle payment please?
All right, thank you.
She will die in 10 to 15 years, by the way.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Sancho?
Doesn't seem to tell someone they're about to buy a dog.
Are you weird, bro?
Pink Chanel? Why do y'all keep saying pink Chanel?
You like this color?
This color's nice.
I do love cookies and cream.
Why do y'all keep saying pink Chanel?
Chanel.
Some of you click.
I feel like, like Brown is kind of...
Don't fuck it.
Did you buy a dog?
Yes, I did.
I did.
How often can I shower a puppy?
Chad, do you find this color cute? Yes or no?
Do you find this color to be cute?
Can I see your face?
You can go ahead and give them a look about it.
Okay.
No?
Wait, it has a horrible coat.
Oh my God.
Here we go again.
It looks like it's dirty.
What?
Are you serious?
Come here, come on.
It's your new friend.
Look at your new friend.
Look, look, look.
Come on, come on.
reading chat?
Not even five minutes in already regretting it?
All right, chat, let's do it.
Let's do it.
It'll be perfect for you.
All right, Beth.
over here is doing good yeah come on you're doing a good job you'll get over
so she has to sleep in a cage
okay play pin I could buy that for you like oh my god every the place they're
You're about to close.
Yeah.
You've been quite at the ball.
If you can get center in the warm, it's just good.
OK, bet.
All right, chat.
Done deal.
You're so bad at making decisions.
Imagine this, but off stream.
That would be 10 times worse.
Sit.
Chad, the only reason I really need to get another dog is to give my dog someone to play
with when I'm not here.
Where you going?
You want to come up here?
Come on.
Come up here.
You okay?
Can't make his mind up like a woman.
Fuck it.
Dogs are haram?
Hey, hey, hey, alright.
Look, chat, look.
It's fucking cute, bro, that's what I'm saying, chat.
Such a cutie.
She had a nice temperament, she's already aware, just get her, where'd he go to?
We're getting, I'm paying for it right now.
Currently.
Yo, brothers, our family.
Come here.
W7 hours, damn, we've been live for six and a half hours.
Whippee!
You're a human. You're literally a human. No barking, nothing. Do puppies usually at
this age like cry and bark a lot?
That's not my idea. That's my idea.
You've been jogging this for two hours, but guess what?
You made a decision, but you just got to get lucky, huh?
It's like a little, you've asked that a hundred times.
Oh, here's what?
She's like the most talkative dog.
What is she doing?
She's just sitting in the chair.
She's just chilling?
Yeah.
Where's Horia?
She's just sitting in the chair.
What is she doing?
Where's Horia at?
She's watching us.
We're supposed to be here.
Horia, are you good?
You care?
No?
You don't give a fuck, huh?
Meet your new friend.
Meet your new friend, meet your new friend.
The dog's on the ground, does anyone know?
I repeat, the dog's on the ground.
I'm kidding, you can't even call them dog. What is that? It's like a...
Oh my god, my dad is texting me. Are you sure you want another dog?
Yes, I'm positive.
I'm positive.
100%.
She's so cute, what are you naming her?
I don't know, we gotta figure it out.
I think like, Chad, what should, help me with names.
What should her name be?
Help me with names, Chad, help me with names.
Oh don't go under the couch. No, come here, come here, no, come here.
Coco, Cocoa Puff. She is? Oh she's doing it right now.
Oh, she's going again.
Oh my gosh, she's shitting now.
Oh my god, wow, that is a very cute shit.
What the fuck, how did that come out of your body?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, come on.
Oh my God.
She's like a bitch, I'm not sure.
She's still.
She's still shitting?
Is she?
I don't know.
No, no, she's stopped.
But she knows how to use the pads, right?
Oh yeah.
That's why the tape thing is going to be in the band.
Should I drop her?
OK, I just need to clean the hair.
I don't like anything.
I got it.
All right.
Oh my god.
Holy fuck that smells.
Do I put this in the trash can?
I need more napkins.
Oh my god. Oh my god, I have to deal with all this again. Holy shit.
Holy shit. Holy fucking shit. Literally. Literally. Uh, do we have the- the- the- the-
...
You good?
Alright. Alright.
Alright.
Wash your hands, you G? Okay. Oh, we have no more head. I ran out of body wash. What
was that called? Soap. We ran out of soap. Try that.
Oh my god that is not soap okay yeah let's not um oh my okay yeah maybe you look I don't
want to um it's okay I can I'll wash my hands tomorrow um
Um, can I see through that?
No?
Okay.
What are we, are we good to be here?
All good?
My dad said, what if Oreo doesn't get along, please think.
Um, well all transactions are final, so it's already done.
It's okay.
But worst, worst case scenario, since we already paid, if the girl is mid,
is made could we get the guy or is it impossible okay thank you okay thank you so much I appreciate
that yeah I have a good feeling too I'm not gonna lie I want to name her a
torta come here torta come here bro that thing is so fucking cute holy shit
okay chat we don't have time to go we don't have time to get all the stuff do
is target open? I don't think you have time to get all the, what is it called? Dog, dog
shops? No, no. What's the word called when you're trying to buy something for your animal?
Pet store. Thank you. Sorry, I'm a bit slow. They all close at nine. Ay, ay, ay.
Oh, you know, I want to, I have a name for you, wait, where is she?
Come here.
I know exactly what I'm naming her, I'm not even kidding, I got it, come here, come here.
Chat, I am naming her, come here, I'm naming her Jeet.
What is her name?
Jeet.
I'm going to take good care of you.
It's like an Indian.
It's an Indian dog.
No?
I'm just kidding, bro.
All right, Chad, I think we are going to get all this stuff tomorrow, maybe.
I
Think we get all this stuff tomorrow she looks sad no
You sure
She doesn't care. She just be chilling.
Like I just put her there.
Oh, it's tired.
Or she's tired. Fuck.
She's trying to sleep.
Okay. I'm gonna let her go to sleep.
sleeping my bed? Oh my god you could just take Aria's bed. Good night. Oh my god. She's
Just look at her in her bed.
No?
What do you mean no?
That's mean?
Or you don't care.
supplies bro I don't think we have time tonight bro. Does Target have the play
pen and stuff? And when does Target close? Shit I should probably do it off
stream low key. Chad I'm gonna do it off stream we've been live for a minute I
got a stream tomorrow I don't want to overwork myself. I'm gonna go to I'm gonna
go to Target off stream.
close your head?
alright
oh my god
bro what the fuck
No, take the stream.
Aurea has been replaced.
I can never replace my glorious queen, ever.
Go now, stay on stream.
Bro, I just did the same thing yesterday.
You want me to see me go back to Target
and do the same thing with a cat, but this time with a dog?
What is an animal channel?
There's no way y'all want to see the same thing twice.
We can help you with the list of things to get.
All right, fine. How far is it, man?
Yeah. It's down the street.
Oh, shit, now we have no choice.
All right. Why are you crying?
Dude, this is the...
Oh, she's trying to get out, maybe. Right?
Just trying to get out.
Come on.
Oh, you okay?
All right, let's go.
Let's go.
Get the P-pads, get all the stuff.
We run you, bro.
Someone's in CTE.
Be gentle or, I'm sorry.
All right, let's go.
Come on, come with me.
Um, we can leave Oreo here, right?
Yeah, let's just leave him.
You're not a puppy, are you, Oreo?
No.
You are, though.
Cute little puppy.
Feed it.
I've got puppy food and all that.
Let me get a puppy food.
Call Leon?
Oh, let me call Leon.
Let me call Leon.
No way my brother isn't picking up the phone.
Wow, Ellie.
Yo.
What's going on?
What's good, I'm on stream, I have a surprise to show you.
Can I FaceTime you real quick?
Can you see?
Hold on one second.
Okay.
Look at my new dog.
Why did you get another dog?
What happened to the old one?
No, she's still here, I just wanted more.
Look, is she not cute?
She's very cute, she looks like
Some kind of wolf dog almost.
Huh?
What is it?
It's a-
The face color?
Very wolf-like.
What is she?
It's a-
Wait, what?
It's- She's supposed to be a teddy bear.
That's not what that looks like.
What is it?
It's a- It's the same breed almost as my other one.
Yeah?
Wait, what?
So she looks ugly?
Nah, she looks way rougher than the last one.
Is he- Are you trolling?
No, look for effort in the last one.
Wait, so it's mid.
No, I'm not saying it's mid.
I'm saying look for effort in the last one.
What about the color?
Do you like the color?
I like the color.
OK, guess if she's a girl or a boy.
I would say girl.
Yeah, it's a girl.
It's a girl.
Because you having a boy and a girl dog in your house,
you're going to end up with a skeet everywhere.
Oh, so it's good I got a girl.
Yeah.
OK, just making sure.
So she looks horrible.
She'll spuck some shit up.
Yeah, you got to get, you definitely
You gotta get her stayed or you'll end up with blood all over you.
Yeah, but look how tiny she is, bro.
You said she looks like a wolf.
Look, look how tiny this thing is.
Wow.
So I made a good decision.
Dan, you back in America yet?
Yeah, I didn't get deported.
No, but you were in Vegas, bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Dan, how do you know that?
You know I'm a V-Series.
Dan, bro, I miss you, bro.
I'm going to come back to Vegas soon.
I'm waiting on you, bro, man.
All right, love you, man.
Love you, dad.
All right, bye.
What a nice fucking dude, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Leon gotta be the best man in my wedding.
I don't care what anyone says.
Leon gotta be the best man in my wedding, bro.
He'll make me regret that shit the night of.
I'm telling you, Chad, the night of,
he's telling me not to do it.
All right.
Is, um...
Now what?
What do we do?
Ahem.
Go to the store?
Alright, I bet I even need to get a playpen and all that.
Okay, alright.
Can I leave him here for a second?
Not on the ground.
Personally, I would probably not...
Just hold on yeah, or her cop. Yeah, if you do leave him alone at all like even if it's just for like a little bit
I'll just put him in the bathroom just in case. Okay. Yeah, come on
Is there spoon real quick a plastic spoon?
Now chat now that it's all done and there's no refunds and shit was this a good idea yes, you know
Thank you it looks like I'm gonna eat this dog. I promise you that's not what's happening. I'm
Alright, chat, before we go to target, we're doing a Deutch taste test really quick.
You sure they got a blonde one?
Stay here.
You think you can be scared of that?
Okay, maybe not.
Okay, alright.
We'll do the quick taste test before we wrap it up to see which flavor is my favorite.
Okay, let's test these out. Let's see.
Let's see, let's see, this one is called the basic bitch.
Now there's no basic bitches in my chat,
but there are some basic bitches out there in the world.
Look how I've died, look at that.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, snacking dough.
All right, let's go.
The basic bitch.
So what is in this?
It's like peanut butter?
By the way, it's all healthy.
Very healthy, very good.
Mmm. I like it. I personally, I think it's like almonds in here, cashews, one of them. I would personally rate it
8 out of 10.
Alright.
Next up
We have peppermint, baddie. I'm gonna be honest. I don't like peppermint.
We better try this. Oh, where is he?
I don't like peppermint personally. We're about to try it. We'll zoom in on the peppermint.
Let's do it. Let's eat some peppermint chash, shall we?
I don't like peppermint, bro. I just don't personally like peppermint. I'll give it like a
It I
Hate peppermint fuck. I hate the taste of peppermint. If you like peppermint, you'll like it. I hate peppermint. It's like four
I'm gonna be real. It's like a four
All right
Eugh!
Fuck, I hate me, that's why I use strawberry toothpaste.
Alright, let's go.
Next one!
Coming up, we got...
Look at these dogs.
They're gonna fucking love each other, bro, I'm telling you.
They're gonna love each other.
What is she doing?
She's trying to stream?
All right.
Next one up, we are trying the original chocolate shit.
Mmm.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Very fucking good.
Very, very, very good.
Very good.
Dubby's in the chat.
Very good.
Look at this.
That's what I've done.
You wanna try some?
Can I give a dog this?
Can I give, can I give, or give this?
What do you think?
No?
Yes?
Oh, they're all saying no.
Fire.
Oh, that shit was great.
Great, great, great.
Last one.
We got the birthday cake.
My personal favorite, I was eating this flavor in the car.
Out of Deutsch, out of all of them, out of all four of them.
This is my personal favorite, amazing fucking flavor.
Y'all gonna see me munching on these midstream, bro.
I appreciate it.
Amazing, great, sweet, healthy.
Get yourself one, pinned in the chat.
Mm-mm, mm-mm, very fucking good time, time.
W Deutsch in the chat.
Everyone put a fucking W for this amazing company.
Do it, shout to them, we love you so much.
And I'm not gonna lie, by the end of this year,
no, fuck that, by the end of this month,
no, fuck not.
In the next six months, I'm gonna finish all these.
I will go number one, birthday cake,
number two chocolate chip, number three,
basic bitch, number four peppermint.
Oh my God, I almost stepped on the dog.
And look at her sitting over there,
and look at Oriah sitting over here.
That is so cute, bro.
That is so fucking cute.
All right, let's go.
Come on.
Let's go, brother.
All right.
Bring us to the target.
Let's go to the target, fuck it.
Come on, Aria.
Come on.
Duh, excuse me.
Okay.
Ready to go?
Oh, I need to feed her real quick.
Shit, bro.
I might end, Chad.
I'm not gonna lie.
I got a lot to do, bro.
I got a lot to do.
I don't want the stream to get boring.
Like, we had a great stream today.
I don't want it to be boring for y'all.
I don't want this shit to get boring.
Such a cute dog.
No regrets.
I'm so happy I bought him.
Her.
I don't want this shit to get boring, chat.
We're chilling?
I bet.
Mia, could you feed Oreo real quick?
Thank you. And then we will go.
It's not boring. It's been boring? Oh, what the fuck?
No way. How did this dog get up in my house, bro?
How did this dog get up in my house, bro?
What the fuck is happening?
This is what other streamers do, all right, bet.
We're bonding, all right, man.
See the chill stream?
All right, bet.
It's been boring, wait, how the fuck
with the stream so far, seven hours in?
Yes or no?
Come here, come here.
We need to think of a name right now
so I can start calling her it.
Okay, come here, come here, come here.
Is it valid, yes, yes, I bet.
Bro, Jake, why do you even call this dog Weasley?
Muffin?
Luna?
Tricks?
Luna?
Prada?
No.
Chanel, Luna, Coco, bro Oreo would have been perfect bro, but Oreo and Oreo is too close.
Oh, she's trying to take her food.
Wait.
Is she trying to eat Aurea's food?
No, she can't eat that.
Wait, come here.
You can't be doing that.
Oh, this is where we start problems.
You see, this is what can happen.
Nah.
She's hungry.
She's hungry?
I have food for her.
Are you having food for her?
She gave you food?
Yeah.
Okay, nice.
We'll feed her and then we'll go.
Trixie?
What do you think about Trixie?
Hey, I'll feed her.
I'll feed her.
I got it.
How much did we put?
Just a little bit.
A little fish.
Was she eating goldfish?
What the fuck is this?
is that good? yeah? here you go! oh my god she has no manners you can't put your hand
in the plate? Come on.
Oh, fuck, I'm like, she hasn't eaten in weeks.
God damn, bro.
No.
There's a dog or a pig.
Holy shit! God damn! Alright! Here, here, finish your food. Finish your food.
Is she even chewing or she has no teeth? She's just fucking swallowing it.
it. Dude, do we put more or no? I think that's cooler. Alright, sit, sit. Switch the title
Mugs more
That's good she said I have to feed her too much now I want her to shit her son
He eat
All right, we need names we need names come on shall I lock in I think muffin
Blueberry donut monster. I don't know any come on
You really ate your food
Oh wow. Oh she just ignored my hand.
Oh yeah, come here.
You can't be mad at me for that long.
I'm trying to do this for you.
Come here. Come here.
Come here.
Oh yeah, come here.
Oh this is going to be so fucking rough.
Oh.
You heard that?
Dude.
No.
All right, let's go.
Trixie?
Bro, Trixie just said, come on, bro.
Trixie doesn't even sound right.
Like, what do you want to be named?
Oh, yeah, it's your fucking friend, man.
What are you doing?
Like, the other dogs being so nice, you're being a bitch.
Why are you being like that?
Come here.
Come here, Aurea.
Come here.
Don't be like that, girl.
Come on.
I love you.
She's crying so much.
Don't be like that.
Come on.
Look at your new friend.
Look.
Look at her.
Look at your new friend.
Aurea.
They're both girls, so they can't, they don't care about like,
right?
Like, okay, so they're gonna be fine.
Like, I feel this is awkward.
I don't know.
Or chat, where is Latina?
Come here.
Come on, be friends, look, look, look,
look, it's your new friend, look, it's your new friend,
come on, look at your new, look at your friend.
This is so bad.
Is this normal?
She's not fucking with her.
You have bad energy.
She can't know she can't, but look at her.
Is this normal?
It's gonna get better over time, I bet.
I'm sorry, like you're trying to be so nice, like you're doing everything you can to show
some, don't lick my face, don't.
But you're like doing all these stuff, trying to be nice to her, and she's being so rude
to you, I don't understand, I'm sorry, I'm behalf of her.
Dude, look behind us.
Oria.
Alright, let's go.
Oh my god, this is going to be a long fucking...
Do we bring Oria now, right?
I just don't want to be rude, like, I don't know, should she have emotions, feelings?
Like do we bring you? Do you want to come?
Who would hold her though?
Just take her on the leash, yeah we should looky like on some bonding shit. Okay, let's get it. Let's bring her.
Come on over here. Let's go on a trip. Feel trip. Feel trip!
I feel like a, I feel like a widow. I don't know, bro.
Like this, this is not like, how are we thinking here? Do I look down bad?
Nah, two dogs by himself.
Time will tell.
Alright, I gotta take a piss, be right back.
How did you fix the door?
Oh, they cleaned it?
Sit right here, I'm gonna take a pee.
So, I'm going to show you how to do it.
What the?
Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, come on.
Come on.
Come on, let's go.
Come on.
Look how tiny this thing is, bro.
I don't think y'all realize.
Look at this.
Holy shit.
Chad, look how tiny this fucking dog is, bro.
Oh, I gotta wash my hands.
I love you.
Come on.
Get you a dress over here.
Alright, you got my room key?
Nice.
All right, let's go.
So we're going to be black for a sec.
You got my key?
Yeah.
All right, so we need a play pin.
We could do it right here.
There should be on the corner.
Just like right here.
So we need a play pin.
What else do you want?
Play pin.
What else?
Baby food.
Baby food? Pads?
All right, let's go.
The first floor is the fourth.
You can just leave it right here.
She just sits there and tells me to have a drink too.
That's so funny.
You okay girl?
You okay, cutie?
Alrighty, oh, where you hasn't been outside in a while go
Oh.
Ugh.
Your first field trip, huh?
Oh, let me...
It's all right, no worries, no, no,
I'll just be like this, cool.
All right, I know what to do.
I know exactly how to make this a bonding moment.
Watch me cook.
If you pee on me, I'm gonna get tight.
Do not fucking pee on me.
All right, that's what we're gonna do. Oh, no, no way. You're coming on me. Come on. Come on, stop. Shh
Right here. Stay
Good girl, come on
They do not like each other, bro
Tiny dogs can live like 25 years.
Name her Fatima.
Maybe we switch.
Maybe you get over here.
And then, Oria, you get over here.
Come on, Oria, come on, come on.
Come here.
Wow.
Look outside, go.
There's a lot to handle.
I'm stressed
We need some names, Chad. We need some names
Oh
Yo, this is so cute, bro
I can't bro, she's lying down on Aurea
It's not her dog, it's her friend
I'm not gonna lie from the back she looks kind of ugly
Think but it's a check calm, but her arm is on Aurea. Do you see this?
What's in the comb?
You know looks homeless in the tiktok clips
Yes, you know should get her a pink Chanel purse for Valentine's Day
No, she didn't bro
Do you see her little arm on her?
Do you see this bro?
She did?
Well, she said that I'm going to get tight, so.
Yeah, she did say I'm going to get tight.
Let me know if there's a clip.
Dude, I need to take a picture of this.
I'm sorry, Chad.
This is, wow, I live for shit like this, bro.
Like holy fuck man, send me the clip why yall lying to start trying to start shit bro?
Why yall caping to try to start shit and make shit weird?
I don't understand you guys, why?
Why? What's the point?
Valentine's Day, if I don't get a pinch of milkers, then... I don't know.
Then I might buy myself a pink shin up first for Valentine's Day.
She's like the string could be more full up.
They just keep talking and you can have it.
I
From the start
All right, Chad, let's go.
Well, this dog is like already in the family.
Y'all see this?
Am I trippin'?
She's like literally chillin' with the gang, with the guys.
work on yourself and then just got to focus on myself kind of a bit
Um, hold on, let me make sure that this one doesn't get hurt.
Be careful.
Shhh, watch your hand.
Okay.
And then I'll take it.
Yo!
Yeah, let's do it brother.
One second, dog dad now.
Hold on.
Got a lot of shit on my chest.
Uh, maybe not.
Okay, if you want to open the door, you want to read things best.
Thank you.
You all right, and then I am going to here is her leash
Here's her
What's up, brother? How you doing?
Thank you, just bought her how you doing? Hey Brian. Yeah, nice to meet you. Bye. Let's take a picture. It's cool to selfie. Oh, yeah
Much love man. Nice to meet you.
Yes, sir.
Bro, I look rough right now.
You think this puppy's gonna be scared to go out in public?
No?
You sure?
You cool?
You sure?
You want some coke?
What am I saying?
I asked him.
Alrighty.
Let's get what we need for this little, little thing.
You always look rough,
But like today, especially, I look extra rough.
I look extra rough.
Real quick, I just wanna flex on y'all real quick.
I'm not gonna ever flex on y'all with money, none of that.
I'm gonna flex on you with this cute ass fucking dog.
Look at the camera.
Cutie.
Aww.
All right, let's see what we need.
What are you waiting for?
Huh?
I don't fuck around.
I need a name.
Yeah!
How you doing?
I like the shoes, bro.
Hell yeah, much love.
Hey, how's it going?
How's it going?
Hell yeah, much love!
Alrighty
We need names muffin or is Oreo and Oreo too close yes
Oreo and Oreo
Muffin how about muffin, but that's a foosies dog name. I need some like out of like some weird shit like
like taekwondo or something weird like something that's not like ordinary
what do y'all think chat? Pluto! like some weird shit
pepper pepper pepper I kind of fuck with pepper
your pepper hey pepper I don't like that pepper now pepper's kind of made yeah
this is gotta be like so let's go this dog gotta have some type of aura right
when he like Luna paneer curry quick question what would you name this dog
What's up? How you doing?
Our name room.
Is she cute?
Yeah, she's cute. Can I pet her?
Yeah, of course.
Like, cute or mid?
Bro, really cute.
Like, on a scale of one to ten, I'm like...
At twenty.
That ass?
At twenty.
Real one. What should I name her?
Princes.
Actually, no. World destroyer.
Go out to destroy her?
No. World destroyer, bro.
World destroyer?
Yeah.
Cause you're so cute, boy, you know?
Can I get a picture with you?
Yeah, sure, dude.
I don't care, I'm working, bro.
Let's do it.
Nice to meet you, bro.
Of course, what do you guys think I should name her?
Oh my god, she's so cute.
You guys think she's cute?
Yes.
What the hell?
What do you need help with names, though, before?
Maybe Cookie?
Cookie?
Okay, what do you think?
I don't know.
Is it a boy or a girl?
Girl.
still figuring it out literally like an hour ago cookie cookie I just like I'm
trying to think like late at night like my other dogs names or yeah so be a
little too close yeah well we'll figure it out yeah let's take a picture
Was it Coco?
No.
Coco?
Oh wait, that one, that would be cute.
Coco?
Chad, Coco, what do you think?
Coco?
Alright, let's do it.
Alright.
Nice to meet you guys.
Nice to meet you.
Penelope?
Man, what the hell do you think I'm like?
That sounds like a dog that would be in the beauty pageant.
Penelope.
Penelope, yeah, right.
Coco or Chanel?
I'm not naming her Chanel, bro.
Quick question, man.
What do you think I should name this bikerious dog?
Actually, one of the things that you were saying was good.
Which one was it?
Coco?
Isn't Coco supposed to be like, white?
I don't know what to be like.
Okay, all right, thank you.
Does she have aura?
Like, does she boost in my shit?
Did she boost my shit or not?
Yeah, okay.
All right, that's enough.
All right, let's go to the dog section.
Chash, she boosted my shit.
Keep it a bug.
She boosted my shit or she keeping me at the same?
Peppa, Toxica, Reese, what the hell?
Yes?
Dior? No. Pixie? She said we need that. Okay, back.
Negra? What is- Yo, dude. Come on.
Caprice? Yo, bro. What is wrong with you people, bro?
Is it here? Okay, perfect.
Coco, I think Coco's the one, bro.
Does she look like a... Hold on. Sorry, I know I'm not using your for cloud. I swear.
Does she look like a Coco?
Loki? Coco?
Okay, should we get her some bars? Wait, this is for your humans.
Oh, okay.
She's tired, I know. Where is it? Which one is it?
Where?
All right, I'm gonna focus on the toys wait on this
This one vegetable chicken rice how many of these we need you she eats this
This looks how long healthy here. Could you?
How many of them should we get like 10?
Okay, that's all they got. What's next that's her food we need the pen
Apple chicken? Oh hell no you're a bougie.
Apple chicken, here it is, got it.
Thank you, apple chicken.
Apple chicken.
Alright, nice. What's the next, toys? Do puppies play with toys?
Yeah.
Okay, and then we need
Tampons or not tampons pads
And how you doing brother?
Have you seen the play? Oh, this is for babies or for dogs. This is for babies. Oh, okay
What are you looking for a playpen for her? Oh, dude, that's gonna be a more down that side. Excuse me, man
Do you know where the playpins are?
Thank you so much. Nice to meet you brother. You too brother. I've always good seeing you. Yes, sir. Do you think my dog is cute?
Or she mid
I can show you the ones that we have here.
Thank you.
For babies?
Okay, that works.
Is there a nicer one?
Sorry, that's still great.
but okay it looks like a lot of work to sit out wait I think we actually got
baby food the dog eats baby food no fucking way
all right I'm gonna sleep with this dog I'm not putting this in a fucking
Playpen?
I don't think we got any for dogs.
None for dogs?
Okay.
What do you think, Mia?
Should we get this?
For babies?
I mean, you are a baby, right?
Oh, I wanna get a stroller for him or her.
That one, I don't want that in my house.
like colorful and I get the wrong image.
Fuck.
Should we, where are the pads?
Oh, that's not even the dog section.
Oh, okay, okay.
All right, let's go.
You good, Oya?
Look at that.
Nova?
Put her in a laundry basket for now?
Okay, bet.
I don't like Nova that's made
Roxy
No, bro, they're kind of lame bro y'all aren't good with names like I look good at some things for the names are not it
Ebony
Luna
Of course brother, let's do it. Thank you. Thank you
Nice to meet you, brother.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
Olive, Stormy, Rose, Isabel, Luna, Angel, Angel.
Oh, hey, Angel, come here, Angel.
Angel?
Or is that kind of corny?
That corny.
Angel?
I like Angel.
Chat, what do you think?
Angel is cute.
You're not like Angel, Chad, what do you think?
Angel is cute.
Angel is very cute.
Okay.
Eh, no?
Alright, we're gonna figure it out, give me a sec, okay.
Oh, you found the thing?
Oh, that's a cage.
Now, I don't wanna put her in a cage.
That's fucked.
I can't, I can't do that to my dog.
I can't put her in a cage.
The pads, okay, cool.
Training pads.
You think we just need one of these big ones for now?
All righty.
I think I'm just putting the cart.
Oriah, watch your face.
Oriah, move.
Oriah, go.
Go.
Okay.
What else do we need?
Some treats?
Some little girl treats?
Hey.
look at her come on you gotta be nice to her
look she's trying to hold her
we'll get don't worry we'll get there don't worry sorry she's being a little stingy bitch
okay
train pads okay a bed a bowl
A bed. Ooh, I want to get her some boss shit like this.
Or some smaller shit, maybe?
What do you think? What bed do y'all fuck with, chat?
Oh!
This!
That's for cats.
What the fuck?
Um...
I'm trying to see what bed she would like.
Could you get some small treats?
I want to get her a king bed.
Like a big ass bed, like this shit right here.
Let me put it on.
Do you like it?
Didn't she like it?
I need like a smaller one, because then she won't be able to...
Can you speak?
Okay, she wants to get off, alright, hold on, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming cutie!
Watch out.
Be careful.
Alright.
I need like a smaller, like a, oh yes, I got it, I know exactly which one, hold on.
Alright, chat found it.
This is perfect for her, I'm not gonna lie.
Literally perfect, goodnight!
Come on this side, you can see her face.
That's good, right?
She's a bit sassy.
Look over there, look over there, perfect, huh?
Okay, perfect, she literally sinks in it, it's so fucking fluffy.
She's going to grow out of it fast, she's not brochette, she's not going to get that
much bigger.
She's gonna get like double the size max
She's a little too calm for my liking
I
Want to get her a king like I want my dog to live the best life, bro
Stay here stay what about this
Almost killed the dog
Yes.
Some boss shit.
You a boss. Don't forget that.
Yeah.
You got the whole bed to yourself.
Can you mic her up?
Let's mic her up real quick, huh?
No, does she like it, you think?
You think she fucks with that one or no?
Which one, chat?
Smaller big, smaller big, smaller big.
Big, small for sure, all right.
Can you put this in the cart?
Come on, let's go!
I gotta put it back where you found it
Nice
Alright
You stream sniping?
I was thinking of a merch
I want to go get some merch
You like two t-shirts or a hoodie?
A hoodie, you give a size medium?
Large
Okay, sure
Let me get you a t-shirt cause summer's coming up
Thank you so much bro
Hell yeah
I'll see you
Thank you for walking on the stream
Appreciate you man, much love
Thank you so much
so much all right be honest which one is cuter oh my she's already grown yeah
just cuz he's small he's a baby yeah do you think the color is nice yeah are
you gonna keep him or her yeah yeah I'm a keeper I just paid 10k for her no
it's okay um I don't know do you have any do you know I should name her I was
I was thinking like, Angel?
No, she doesn't know.
Luna, that's a high bar game.
Luna?
Yeah, she's great too, look at her.
Oh, oh, hi, yeah.
Luna means moon.
It means moon?
Yeah, it's moon.
Luna.
What's her name?
Aurea.
Yeah.
That's a cute name, I don't know, that's a tough one.
I'll keep thinking.
That's cute.
Thank you, thank you, appreciate it.
All right, thank you guys.
All right, chat.
What are we missing?
A water bowl?
Okay, a small one, right?
Like this maybe?
But this is like shit quality.
You need like an iced out one.
Fuck it.
You don't have to do it for now. You don't have to buy it to get the cheap shit for now.
I'm sorry.
Alright, we need two of those.
One for food?
Okay.
What else are we missing?
Clothes? Can we buy her a shirt?
Is there dog clothes here?
Okay, we need teething, we need some toys some some some
Quick question. Do you guys have teething toys?
Yeah
Yeah, right over here.
So like, for this if you're eating,
this would work right here.
Small?
Yeah, if you're small, right there, but.
You think this one, check out, I think it's too big for her?
She's like, like a midget.
Oh, okay, no worries, no worries.
Is this too big?
This is too big, right?
You found one?
All right.
This is secure, it's enough.
They're getting security? Wait, why?
Oh, okay, okay. We'll get out of here real quick. Wait, which one's the small one?
This one? Oh. Okay, perfect. Okay. What else are we missing?
Before we get out of here, real quick, real quick. We gotta hurry up. We gotta speed on this bitch.
Do we need a walk or anything? No, not really. Not yet.
Collar, can you get a is there a mini collar?
Get this get the okay, and then what do we just the playpen I don't want to put her in a
Fuck I don't want to put her in a in a
In a cage
That's like rude, right?
Chat cage or no
Okay, you're not chat
We need that that that area though to I'm trying to think where else am I gonna put her tonight on my bed
Yeah, she's gonna piss on me
You can get it from now, return that order, order it back to one on one.
Fuck.
You think if I just keep her on her bed she'll sleep on there?
Why don't you do this?
Why don't you pull everything out of the guest bathroom and set some puppy pads down on the
floor in there and close the bathroom?
Oh, put her in the bathroom for the night.
That's a little key smart.
And put her bed in there with her so she has a place to sleep.
And then put the bed there.
Okay, I'm going to do that.
I bet.
Alright, let's go.
I think that's everything, right?
Food.
We have food.
treats, pads, pee pads, good comfacts.
We got the bowl, this thing, we got Aurea.
Look at your friend!
Look, she's touching...
Come on! Be nice!
You're a bitch.
I mean that, with everything. Let's go.
I'm so sorry. We're gonna get through this together, okay?
Lick me. Lick me. Lick me. Oh, wow. Oh my god, she's never...
But I got my new friend. I don't need you no more. Lick me. Come on, lick me. Wow.
Let's go. Sit the fuck out of here.
I'm not gonna lie. If y'all know when y'all been watching me for years and years,
you know how close I am to that dog. And I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I'm gonna be real. If she doesn't, within three to five days,
if this dog doesn't get used to this dog,
then I'm gonna have to give this dog up for adoption, bro.
I'm just letting you know right now.
If they don't get used to each other, it's over, bro.
Cause I'm not switching up on my day ones.
Never.
Can never do that, bro.
So, we don't see what happens.
They gotta get used to each other.
She gotta love her, bro.
Like, so she was at someone's house.
I'm trying to think, why is she being like this?
Yo, was she growling at your dog at first
when they were together?
Yeah.
Okay, so the growling is normal,
because she seems pissed.
They're holding each other at the beginning
for the first day,
and they've literally synced with each other now.
Okay, so she'll be all right.
She totally will.
Okay, thank you.
Sorry, shadow's overthinking problem.
Hi, how you doing?
Okay, so we're gonna have to pay for her what how you doing, man? What's up big fan? Thank you, bro
Yeah, let's do it. How you doing? Yeah?
We see that you tell us yeah, sure what's your name?
Jaden I got you baby. All right Devlin. What do you guys should name her?
Just give me any name Oreo, okay very very unique. I haven't heard that one before let's do it. Let's take a picture
Can we just start scanning these there, not bad.
Uh, let's just go over here.
Let's do it.
Yeah, I'll take a selfie.
Nice to meet you guys.
Much work.
God bless.
God bless, man.
Now, these are the input.
Damn right.
What is this?
Oh, shit, so we don't need to.
Oh nice, and Oriah is sitting on her bed.
Great.
Fucking great.
Good job, Oriah.
You're doing great out here.
Alright.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Alright chat, we got everything we needed.
This puppy is officially mine.
Now that it's all said and done, I don't care about y'all's opinions, I'm just asking
for whatever.
WRL idea.
Be honest.
Yeah, we're back, we're leaving.
They're saying to not eat the baby food.
The owners have been getting baby food?
Okay.
Alright.
WRB.
Yeah, sure.
Let's do it.
Thank you, bro.
Nice to meet you, brother.
Oh, you're the guy from over there.
Yes.
Thank you, brother.
What's your name?
Armin.
Nice to meet you.
Very nice to meet you as well.
Such an honor.
I don't know.
It's an honor to be in your house.
very nice to meet you as well so it's your honor it's an honor to be in your presence brother god bless yes sir
uh do you want him to hold that rope quick here i can keep hold of this
shit heavy oh because we're not we can't take the carts oh my god all right should we just leave it right here
follow me let me put it back let's get the fuck out of your chat i'm on the line i'm tired i'm drained
and for those dogs to make my hands sweat.
Have a great day guys.
Alrighty, let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
We got all the essentials, everything we need for the night.
Tomorrow I'm gonna go pick up all the other shit.
Oh, look what's over there.
Bro, check, we make a quick stop.
Some authentic Mexican food to end off the stream.
Y'all mind chatting or no?
Y'all down for that?
Oh, let's eat up, huh?
End it off with a little mukbang.
I just don't know what to do with this thing.
I just don't know what to do with this little cute thing over here.
Let me get some.
A lot of people, yeah, there's a lot of people there, but...
Okay, by the way, do...
What is that thing that I had?
Y'all remember?
At that place with the TikTok lady?
Tamali. They have pork in it.
I had no idea.
You chilling, Maud? You good?
You good, Maud?
You good?
You're gonna fall.
Yeah, but I think they make the bread with pork.
They don't? Okay.
Say no more.
Lord? What the hell even is Lord?
Like, motherfuckers finding new words
for pork as the days go on, bro.
Oh, shit. How are you here? I'll take her.
Come on over here.
Oh, she's scared of his dog.
Oh, yeah. Stop being a bitch.
Come on. Let's go.
Stop, boy, yeah.
Why is she moving like that, bro? I don't fuck with that.
You can't be jealous just because she looks better than you.
You're like a mean girl in school.
Like, yeah, she looks better than you. Yeah, she's younger than you.
Yeah, she got more life in her than you. Like, she's gonna last longer than you.
But guess what? You're still you.
Be happy in your own skin. Stop being insecure.
Get ass. Stop.
I don't fuck with that.
Be happy in your own skin, okay?
Now come over here and be a good girl. Come on. Come on.
She won't even get on my lap. This is fucking insane.
She's, she's, she, oh yeah, I'm right here, you get on my lap every time we go in this
car, come on, come on, okay, so stop acting like that, come on, go outside, enjoy the,
enjoy the wind, stop acting like that, seriously, okay, good girl, you're gonna crush your
other sister, alright, you okay?
You're gonna crush your sister, be careful.
All right, you see I don't know how the fuck I'm gonna get out of this car to go
and get this tacos. Might be cooked. She's trying to jump out nah. Like chat why
is she acting like that? We're breeding a new dog almost the same thing,
multi-poop. She hates her but they're gonna get over it chat they're gonna get
over it they're gonna be happy they're gonna be best our friends and guess what
But next week y'all are gonna see them cuddle with each other, have fun with each other,
like, damn this place is packed.
Why the fuck is this place called Dorthas?
There's a lot of people there, I'm not gonna lie.
Let's go in the parking lot and see.
I'm sorry, where are you?
You're gonna crush your sister.
Oh, not right now.
Oh my god, she's trying to go out the window too.
You want to go out the window, go out the window next to her.
Yo, bro, I can't.
I can't go.
I'm gonna go out the window.
Nah, look at this here.
Bro, this is the cutest shit ever, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, bro, I might have low testosterone.
This is so fucking cute.
Holy shit.
They're both looking out the window, bro.
I'm holding it right away. I'm holding it. You good? You alright? Everything okay at home?
You wanna get back down?
All right, come on.
Let's go.
All right.
Eight hour stream.
Oh, she wants to go back up.
Eight hour stream.
I'm gonna see y'all tomorrow.
I'm gonna be real, but I don't wanna get out of this car
and then have them, like,
I kinda wanna leave them like this until we get back.
All right.
I'm gonna leave it like this.
I love y'all boys.
Dubby's in the fucking chat.
I'll see y'all tomorrow, okay?
Another, you know, we got a bunch of great streams to come.
I love you guys.
Keep turning up just a little.
Debbie's in the fucking chat, man.
I'll see you all tomorrow.
Nice little seven, eight hour stream.
If y'all need a stream, drop a follow-up.
If you haven't already, join the Twitter community.
Show some love.
And yeah, W solo stream.
Eight hour solo stream.
Got an NFL legend here.
Did some other shit.
And did some other shit.
Shout out to Deutsch.
Tap in by some Deutsch.
I love y'all.
I will see y'all tomorrow.
The great streams continue,
and they won't keep running the shit the fuck up.
Everyone put a dubbing in the chat right now, bro.
I love y'all so much.
I appreciate y'all for watching, for tuning in.
I'll see you guys very, very soon.
Enjoy the rest of your nights, man.
Stay safe, God bless, and until next time.
Peace!
I think I'm a side.
Join the Twitter community,
grab a follow, all that.
I'll see y'all very soon.
Hope y'all been enjoying the streams.
My bad, I had food poisoning,
and I still went live for eight hours for y'all.
I'm out here fucking grinding.
I'm gonna have more energy in all that tomorrow.
Don't worry, I just need some rest
and I'm gonna get back to my full self.
I'll see y'all, until next time.