you
Actually, I asked him to pull up and he said it's gonna be good before going is it good or no is it is it valid?
Also, we're on the bottom the box all the Muslims in the chat. All right
30 days of fasting make sure your praying make sure you're fasting make sure you're locked in
Okay, it's very important very very very important
And yeah, also by the way chat I have a really big announcement that's gonna come within the next
like
Week to ten days seven to ten days
Very very very important announcement. I don't know if y'all are gonna be happy or mad about it, but
It had to be done. Okay
and
Y'all will see what I'm talking. Y'all know what it is. Stop trying to guess bro. Shut the fuck up
Stop trying to guess. You don't know what it is
Something I guess y'all know it is and it's very important
It's very important. Okay, very very important and y'all will know I'm talking about very soon and y'all understand why okay?
So don't get mad. Don't for saying shit. Y'all know y'all have no idea what it is. Okay, stop trying to guess
I'm not gonna tell you what it is
And yeah, okay, other than that why y'all spinning like y'all don't even know what it is bro. Y'all have no idea what it is
During your own on's crazy
Mushroom don't look like a mushroom whatever
Um, was Dean the Great in here?
I saw it happen yesterday, bro.
I'm not sure I get slapped, bro.
So I'm gonna be very careful.
I'm all my best behavior.
I'm all my very, very best behavior.
Okay.
Um, by the way, also, fun fact, chat, I didn't, wait, where did I get this hoodie from?
Chat.
This Nike hoodie was like $12.
Insane deal, bro.
All right.
Nike sponsored me.
All right.
I might not have the best PR, but, uh, get me right with a bit of a sponsor.
Clip will go crazy.
Bro.
You think, bro, me getting slapped is gonna fucking take me back.
like a year, but we're doing so good.
Like I'm seeing people in TikTok, they're like,
oh, Neon really turned it around.
His PR is good now.
He's such a good guy.
Like we gotta keep those going, bro.
We gotta keep those going.
So I'm not getting slapped.
I'm not doing none of that.
I'm coming in peace.
I'm here to make tacos and support my retired friend,
Rampage, okay?
And that's that.
Real quick, anything you guys wanna talk about
before we go in?
Anything in specific, anything in specific?
Tomorrow we have with Sean McCoy.
It's gonna be a very, very good stream.
We have the rest of the month planned.
I like I said, I'm trying to lock in this trip
and hopefully it goes through, so.
Yeah.
PR is, I don't care about PR, bro.
I don't care about PR.
Y'all spamming a girl's name that
I don't even know who's gonna get on stream again,
so there's no point in y'all spamming it, okay?
Y'all just look dumb.
So other than that, anything else?
Other than that, anything else?
I know I know I know I know it sucks, but I don't know why I'll spend my W's trust me, bro
I want to run it back
Pimpin ain't easy why you missed the meeting what meeting what are you talking about you're wearing deodorant? Of course
Also, I'm in talks. I am in talks to start my own deodorant brand
Okay, they are letting me custom make the flavors
I'm picking them myself. Okay. I'm gonna taste test them on myself not taste test them
I'm gonna use them on myself and figure out which ones we have think of a name and
Yeah, also
In other news neon X Iggy reunion coming very soon
Other than that we have a damn fuck. I don't want to keep telling y'all shit that I have but
What else can I tell you guys about the future to make you guys a little happy and excited curry smell
I'm not naming a deodorant curry brother supposed to be good smelling deodorant, bro
This is gonna be fucking record-breaking selling. We're gonna do better than towing
notice respect to them
Kevin Gates just text me Ramadan Korean. What a nice guy man. Nice fucking guy. Love him
Get slapped for 200 subs fuck off a slap from him is literally gonna break my jaw bro. I'm good. I'm good, bro
And that's a sub-a-thon. I am working on the next little little little thing, bro
I want this year to be the year of high production
I'm getting a rate for a production company for these ideas that I have and we're gonna make them happen
And hopefully this decision that I'm making is gonna help me be able to to do more bigger and better things
Because let's be honest chat has my content not been pretty pretty similar to the past like six months
It's been pretty much the same no right or wrong like we've been doing the same shit. Yeah, we're going crazy
But we've been pretty much doing the same shit
Also, I'm in a bit of a dilemma, um, if you guys can help me with this, okay?
So I want to fast every day on stream, but I don't want to, like, do the grifting, like,
pushing muscle and stuff, because then obviously, like, you know, I don't do the best content,
sometimes I'm with girls, sometimes I do not the best things on stream.
So what do I do?
Like, if I have to pray, do I just go off camera and do it?
is like I gotta pray five times a day for my fast count.
What do I do?
What do I do, bro?
Yes?
Okay.
Yes?
Offstream?
All right, fine.
All right, we're gonna go on an off-camp journey.
I'm trying, bro.
Hopefully this month is good, bro.
I'm really, really trying to lock in, man.
It's hard, you know,
there's a lot of distractions in life,
a lot of things.
Hopefully I can pray and I can,
Not hopefully I can pray. I'm gonna pray but hopefully I can fast. I do have a bit of a asthma situation right now if you guys want to
If you guys can hear the wheezing
Why did I do that fuck um and I lost my inhaler, so I'm fucking cooked
But yeah, so hopefully I'm gonna be able to it's a fast, but if not, it's cuz my asthma
I don't want to have an asthma attack on stream. That's the last thing I want those are those are not good clips
Here we go. Hope you're good King. I appreciate you Papino. Thank you. Thank you
But like
Chad real quick questions y'all watch more streams or more clips be honest, bro
Y'all watch more like live streams or more clips. Fuck. I was on desktop right now
Damn, I got a lot of questions
Be honest, bro
North of the south, thank you
No one cares start the stream streams
Okay streams I got it so like do y'all like I'm just asking but do y'all do y'all watch like only twitch or do you watch other
Things cow this up. Thank you
I'm not stalling. I'm just talking bro. Fuck. I can't have a conversation with my friends
Twitch only twitch clips bro both
Both, only you on Twitch mode, only you donkey.
All right, bro.
So if I streamed on like a random website,
like if I made my own website, for example,
obviously I'm not doing it,
but if I made my own website where like no one watches
and it's completely dead, would y'all watch me on there?
Be honest.
It's hard to believe that y'all only watch me.
Why are you lying?
Like you know when I end stream,
y'all go on to watch the burnt potato or peanut
or whatever, but like, come on, bro.
Yes
Now I would never do that so I'm not going to no party or anything like come on, bro
I guess y'all only watch me you fucking liars you're watching Aiden you're watching phase like y'all are watching everyone, bro
Stop lying to my face. That's why I hate liars my biggest pet peeve. Why the fuck would you lie to me, bro?
Why I?
Only watch you to only watch when I'm drunk
All right.
All my dead grandfather, I only watch you RIP, damn, bro.
Damn, so I gotta lock in, bro.
I'm your only streamer.
Fuck.
All right.
We're gonna cause some havoc in here, bro.
I'm lacing everyone's drinks.
I'll give you a fuck.
All right.
They're all gonna be zombies tonight.
Actually, I can't see it on Twitch.
I'm bugging.
Oh, my God.
I'm obviously trolling.
It's boring in there.
We're gonna make it lit, bro.
Dennis Schroters!
What the fuck?
Dennis Schroters in the chat!
What's good Dennis?
What's up brother?
Listen bro, listen, I know you're very busy.
I know you're on the calves now.
You're doing your thing.
In my opinion, you are one of the greatest roleplayers of all time.
I don't give a fuck if I'm glazing.
You're a legend. Listen bro, I know we're in touch.
Let's make the stream happen.
Let's run it. I'll come to Cleveland.
And let's do it bro. You're a fucking legend.
How you're on so many different teams and you're so good, bro
Someone got a franchise tag you you know what come to the Rockets
Come to the Rockets, bro. We would do you so right bro max contract. I'm gonna fuck
Love you Dennis Schroeder. Love you, bro real one VIP and we're gonna do it bro. D
Let's make it happen me and you you stream ice cream
We both make money off subs we use the viewers get our money up and then spend it all all right go by some drip
glazing you can't glaze your mans, bro
I've known Dennis Schroeder since I was 10 years old. No, I'm kidding, but
Shout to you, bro.
Appreciate you, brother, for tuning in.
I'm gonna DM you actually after this,
and let's make that happen.
Okay, all right, let's hop into your chat.
I also, hey, Neil, let's get Emily Chop.
Emily Chop, if that's really you,
if that is really you just to make sure,
because there's a lot of fake accounts
that are using your name,
can you give me, I don't even want 20 subs,
just give me 10 subs just so I know.
Just so I know Emily Chop,
because I hate, like, I don't know
which account to even VIP at this point,
because there's so many different Emily Chaps.
There's so many different ones.
They're using Emily Trap with two P's, three P's.
They're putting the underscore at the end.
I don't know which one is you.
But once you give me, I'll be able to tell
and then we'll be able to click your name
and then give you the VIP.
Emily Trap with the 10 gifts did.
Okay, so this is the one.
Emily Trap, got it.
Got it, just making sure.
Okay.
All right, Emily, just making sure.
Now we know which one is you.
We're in a VIP with the next three to five business days.
My malls are currently on break
because they are on strike because I didn't pay them.
But once they come back, we're gonna make sure of the IPU.
But shout out to Emily Trapp, man.
You're the, is Dennis Shorter still in here?
I can't say, I fuck it.
You're the community thought.
All right, and I appreciate you for being there for us
and supporting as a supporter, okay?
You're a real one.
You're welcome in the N3 community, okay?
The neon boils, you're welcome.
And I appreciate you for even being here
and gifting me subs.
You gifted me 350 subs.
Wait, is this funneling back to you?
Hold on, I just realized, did y'all like go do like go to her shit because she, hold
on.
Am I the method?
Yeah, Emily Chop, fuck you.
Actually, wait, no, hold on.
Wait, whatever.
Am I overthinking it?
Everyone just uses me, I can't, bro.
Whatever, bro.
Okay, Emily Chop, it's all right.
Now I'm sad, just give me 20 subs and I'll be all right.
Okay, I can't I literally I'm gonna try but I can't go inside until you get me 20
I can't I can't do it. I literally can't do it. I can't
It didn't work
Wow
Wow my method got patched
That is fucking insane. I bet nice y'all did it's all good
Hey, Adam. Hey brother. We add them be honest the announcement. Is it a good or bad announcement?
Emily trap with the 25
gift
Oh my god. Oh
My god
Thank you. I'm telling you Chad's like the stories you're all mine, bro
When when when they're when their biggest supporter gets them a car or something this girl just keeps giving me subs
You were the method you were the method Emily trap you were the fucking method now. I'm kidding. I appreciate you
I know you're just doing that other kind of see your heart. You don't want a new return
You don't care like you're a real one, but you're a fucking trick pathetic. All right now. I'm playing. Thank you Emily
I appreciate you so much. All right. Let's go. Oh
Why does it smell like weed here? Oh?
hell no
Someone smoking in the balcony. I'm gonna stop it. I'm gonna make sure you did Latino. You dig with the 10 gifts
What the fuck
Thank you for the 10 gifted Latino you put the thing on
Thank you for the 10 gift that I appreciate you. All right chat listen before we go in here keep in mind
The fuck? Why is it so long? Oh, it's right there. Have a safe flight. Okay. What's up man, how you doing?
Chillin', chillin'. Alright, chat, before we go in, I'm warning you. This whole thing was set up by Rampage.
You gotta understand, Rampage is 50 years old.
Hey! 47!
Seven, sorry.
Keep in mind, Rampage set this up.
So if we go in and there's crickets
and there's a bunch of like 70 year olds.
It's popping.
It's popping?
How many people are in there?
It's all girls.
All girls?
All girls.
Well, I'm here for the bros, so.
But, hell yeah, cool, cool, cool.
You got an extra cigarette, brother?
I got it, I'll put it.
I should be out now.
I'm in a little bit, after I, wait,
are we making the tacos?
I'll put it, I'll get it.
Okay, back, cool, cool, cool.
All right, we're gonna go vibe out.
I might be the youngest person.
Does anyone have to check my ID at the front?
No, we will.
No?
This feeling feels hot.
This love brother.
Nice to meet you.
This is a great song.
It's my first time missing and I'm saying it.
What's up, brother?
Nice to meet you.
Don't you know that this is for me,
dumb?
I can clean it up.
What's up, brother?
How you doing?
I love the outfit.
Happy about this for you, my brother.
Yeah, yeah.
What's up, brother?
How you doing, nice to meet you.
I'm sorry, you want to spend it, people, look the same.
Is this your crib, really?
Yeah.
What's up, bro?
How you doing?
Hey, Mimi!
Hey!
Hey, Mimi!
Okay, that's kind of gay.
That's kind of gay.
My page?
No.
Oh, hello!
How you doing?
Real quick.
Is this like the full capacity of the party?
Okay, are we making tacos?
How you doing?
Oh wow, I do.
Why don't you get mad when I texted you daddy?
Well, who, him?
You think it could be him?
Chad, what you got?
Let's go, let's go, let's, let's go!
Come on, come on!
Let's do it!
Come on!
Pre-snap.
I can see it!
Pre-arm snap.
Come on, can you see it?
Come on, dude!
Come on!
I know you don't window!
Come on!
I got to do it!
I know you don't fucking window!
Come on, come on!
You are in the UFC, goddamn it!
I can't see it!
Come on!
Held him.
Hood!
Really?
Yes.
Hood!
Oh!
I thought you were in the... I thought you were in the...
The Philippines.
Yeah.
I was with him.
We just got back to Mexico.
Oh, I saw when he threw the food at you.
You bet.
I
Saw a clip he threw food at him at his face grown man. How do you
Smell he's drunk
What type of, what type of,
it's an interesting lineup of people.
What?
I don't know, food, food, food.
I'm looking for food, yeah.
Hey!
How you doing?
How's it going?
Nice to meet you.
Are you fast in front of us?
I'm there a lot about that.
Wait, I thought we were making the tacos.
Is that what he made?
We're making the tacos.
I don't like black people.
I don't like them.
That's what Rampage said.
One of my best friends.
Seriously?
Have you ever?
No.
Damn.
All right.
Okay.
Hello, how you doing?
What's your name?
Indiana.
What?
Indiana.
Where are you from?
Russia.
Yes.
What's your name?
Indiana.
What?
Indiana.
Where are you from?
Russia.
Yes.
Oh my God!
Chad!
Can you come on stream or not?
Chad, the greatest eye doctor in the world.
Who remembers?
I was crying.
I was so sad I couldn't, my eyes were fucked.
And you took stuff.
You are amazing.
You're the best patient I've had.
You made it out of there.
How are you doing?
I'm doing good.
How do my eyes look?
You look good.
Thank you.
I'll be right back.
I'm gonna go over there.
Hello, how you doing?
How you doing?
Jared.
Yeah.
Nice to meet you, Jared.
You do look like a Jared.
Appreciate that.
Hell yeah, Jared.
No, it's a compliment.
Hell yeah.
Jared's a, Jared's a sick person.
All right
Oh my god, he does look like Ronaldo wait pull up real quick, brother
Little bit, huh? What the hell? Appreciate it, bro. Hell yeah, right on. Thank you, bro. Who do I look like?
Dude, I don't know man. Shit. I'm
Oh, that's never good to hear. All right. Thank you though. I appreciate the
It is. Oh, thanks. How long you guys been dating?
Oh, you guys are
How you doing blackling nice to meet you
I don't drink alcohol
Okay, can I get a virgin drink?
Yeah.
I mean, it's just, I just don't think there's
so much more inside of a brand.
I just don't think it's juice.
OK.
It's bright.
It's soda water.
Can I get a peanut colada?
It's all good?
Um.
I'll let y'all go first.
I'm already done.
Oh, they're done.
OK.
I have high apple juice.
Chad, what do I get?
I just started adding some loftails to the menu.
Red page.
There's no peanut coladas, bro.
I can't walk like this.
This is your crib.
Nice crib bro. I actually leaked the address to I'm sorry
I missed you
It's Chinese New Year
I'm gonna get that shot of it.
Two more damn more.
Ah, no, guys, let's go.
I'll get that shot.
Red Bull, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Ramadan is coming up. No Red Bulls.
Hey, I got, you know, I'm talking with Red Bull.
I got F3.
Yeah, F3.
I got, I got, you know...
Yeah, I want, I want to play.
Where did you meet Rampage?
Uh, out.
Yeah, I'm good, man.
I know, um, living life, man, just, um, can't complain.
It's been cool.
You okay?
I'm looking at you like, you want to fuck me, but you don't care.
No, I'm looking at you because I know what you've been doing.
Huh?
I'm looking at all the hot, hot, young things, bottom, uh, product first.
Oh my God, bro!
Working bags?
You gotta stop that, homie.
Hey.
Please stop that.
Why?
It's not good.
How do you know that?
How do you even see that?
I've been there, I know.
You've been there?
You cheat man once you start treating women like a real way that's how violence. What's the real way?
Treat them like a real woman. Take them out dinners and stuff but stop buying them expensive stuff. But they deserve it.
Not until after a year at least. A year? A year at least. If they can take a year with you and not ask for
Mercedes Benz's. You know I would never buy a car. Cars. You know trips to Bali, like Birkenback. What the fuck happened to you?
I'm just telling you bro. I've been there and done that but
If you can do that, if they stick with you for one year,
that's the people.
That's the one you want to.
Do you agree with this, what he's saying?
I was just saying.
Oh, sorry.
I'm just saying, like, don't spend too much money
on a lot of, like, thoughts, you know?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who's the thought?
Wait, who's the thought?
I'm just saying, girls, you've been going out.
No, they're not thoughts, they're making
beautiful claims.
I know most of them are.
No, all of them.
Well, yeah, they're all of them.
They're all of them.
But it's like, I don't know.
I just like to get back.
I know you do.
You're a good guy, you're a good guy.
Thanks, man.
You're a good guy.
Happy Chinese New Year, man.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year to you, dude.
You're part Asian, bro, you know that, right?
I know, I am part Asian.
Stop calling me up.
What are we talking about?
You started something out of chat, bro.
Bro, what are you talking about, you said?
No, a trick, bro.
A trick?
Yeah, I can't be Asian.
Trick it in.
All right, man.
Now, actually, that's Marky.
He's not a trace.
I
Made you know, I've been like you make me feel so comfortable around you. I think you need to like
Like, a little problem, so I know, because on stream,
like, oh my god, he's the alcoholic.
I was gonna be the guy.
Can we have a conversation?
Let's sit down, that's important for real.
All right, come here.
I need to talk to you.
All right, come on, follow me.
All right, yes sir, can I come to your room?
No.
Oh!
What's up?
How are you doing, Paul?
You're man, good to see you.
Good to see you.
Does he not look like Ronaldo?
That's what I'm talking about.
Hey, look at him.
Who's that?
I
This is your crib, bro
Oh, you just got it
Damn
I got you
I'm having I
All right, let's have a chat.
What do you want to talk about?
How has life been, bro?
I feel like you're sad.
Sad?
No, you're not.
I'm just kidding.
That's me.
Yes, I'm happy as fuck.
I've been running up with the streaming now.
With Markey?
Yeah, Markey's W.
I did see when you threw the thing at him, the food.
Can I explain it?
Yeah.
OK.
He deserved it.
He's fat.
That's fucked up.
That's fucked up, ain't the same.
But me and Marquis was, I was hosting a party, a dinner.
Yeah.
We had just ate, and in the Philippines,
if you got a little shade here,
multiply by five in the Philippines.
So we had to go do something.
Yeah.
We were going to try to get some girls walking around,
and he wanted to stop and eat.
I was like, Marquis, you just ate, and you're full.
I said, and when I stopped,
a bunch of people asked me for pictures,
and we were trying to get someone that's hot and muggy.
Yeah.
And then I stopped to get a drink,
They're checking up a couple seconds.
Yeah.
I turn around.
And he's eating a taco.
He's eating some Filipino food.
Oh, shit.
So what's his fault?
No, no, no, no.
It was a hundred percent my fault.
My vibration was already low because a fan came and told me
and came in my face and asked me,
how was it fighting John Jones and smirked in my face?
Oh, hell no!
I was the one who went to the event that I was hosting.
Yeah.
And he smirked and shit.
And he was video taking me acting like he wanted to quit.
What did you say to him?
You didn't touch him?
No. Wow.
I don't care, I don't care he asked me about John Jones.
I just don't imagine trying to show him in my life,
while he's videotaping.
And he was laughing in the back.
What a pussy, bro.
He don't fuck you, bro.
I got you.
So, man, Mark knew I was in a bad mood.
Yeah.
Like, I'm a human being.
You know how nice I am.
I'm a human being.
Yeah.
And he pissed me off.
They took your niceness, you know.
They took advantage of you.
And look, all these ones were calling me
Diddy Boogie Jackson and all this.
Oh my God, I did see that.
I did see that when you were behind him on a bicycle.
No, but it was AI, it wasn't you.
It wasn't you, bro.
What about me?
What are you gonna do?
Nothing about me.
What are you gonna do?
I don't know, bro.
My memory is so bad.
Sha, what are you gonna be up to?
They'll remind me.
You do a whole lot.
You see that smash on England, is they see?
You sure, bro?
I don't, that's my friend.
Like, remember you and that Chinese lady,
they said it doesn't like black people?
She's like y'all are friends?
Yeah, we, we.
I've been, um, I've been, suck my dick.
I've been, um, I went to Cancun, Mexico, met a lot of amazing people.
Um, I've done that nothing much, man, just been chilling.
I feel like I've been taking a step back, um, thinking what I really want in life.
Yeah.
Because I'm young.
Um, I feel like I'm no lost in the sauce.
You're no lost in the sauce?
Yeah, bro.
I feel like I need you as a father figure.
I got you, baby.
I'm a real good kid.
What am I doing wrong?
It's not a ditty party, stop!
We don't do ditty parties.
All right.
I think you're doing a whole lot of stuff right.
I see you, you're killing the streaming games,
but you're killing it, you're killing it.
You too, we're both out.
We're a duo.
I feel you on that, but you do stuff that I don't do.
You go out and you collab with like super famous people
and stuff like that.
I collab with my friends and I met through you guys.
You're an alien.
Yeah.
You go up to the main stream.
That's true.
And you know what, keep going at it.
Keep going to the streaming workers.
Streamers taking over, bro.
Do you feel like it's gonna start going down
or it's gonna keep going up?
Shat, what do y'all think?
You think streaming?
Keep going up.
There's gotta be a limit, right?
No.
No limit?
There's no limit.
It's all about what you take up here.
Manifest it, it'll go down for you.
Be honest.
Do you think I should go to kick?
Be honest.
Don't be biased.
I'm not gonna be biased.
I'm gonna tell you this.
I don't know enough about streaming like that to know.
You should go kick or what's the difference.
But I heard that you could get more reach on Twitch.
But I can forgive you on Twitch.
Thank you for saying that.
Bro, you know my brand.
Every time I stream to you, I say, look, my TOS, my TOS.
You don't say TOS, bro.
What does that mean?
You don't say anything bad.
The only thing that's bad is the hard R,
which is not cool.
So you think I can go to Twitch and not get a TOS?
Yeah, bro!
Because I want to get my son Roger back on him.
He's gonna start shooting?
He wants to.
Oh!
We can't do it on TV.
Can I do the first stream, us three?
Whatever.
We can do it on your stream.
Me and him.
Yeah.
He wants to.
Lock it in right now.
Yeah.
He wants to come back.
When is he coming back?
Well.
When he's in this crib?
He's gonna, I saw, I see he's been here today.
He's been here.
Damn.
Thought, get him into streaming
and then take a percent of him.
No.
Oh, okay.
Oh, shit, came in.
Hey.
Oh hold on hold on hold on
You'll get to see me right here
I don't have a girlfriend
You'll see me right here
Alright, they got a girlfriend
Yeah
I don't know what
They don't see me open
Are you at the right house?
I don't have a girlfriend
I don't know what
They don't see me open
You can climb over the gate
It's a girl, bro.
It's a girl.
Yo, bro.
How many girls did you fuck in the Philippines?
Two.
Cat. All my life you're lying.
I'm on semen retention, though, so...
I'm on semen retention.
Semen retention.
I'm not Ivan Buston.
Oh, okay, man. I thought you were talking to yourself, man.
You're using big words.
I thought it was a big word for use.
I don't know what the fuck we're talking about.
Not bad, bro.
You said it before, you were chanting singing.
It's like that.
Not bad, not bad.
Sorry.
All right, I'm gonna go talk to some of the strippers.
Yeah.
So, I don't want to miss.
Tell them about your singing retention.
What, the chat?
The strippers.
Oh, but okay, there's like 20 girls,
so which one of them are strippers?
You gotta find out.
I'm gonna just ask.
Like, anybody got any wands, but I don't really know wands.
Should I have to fly the wands?
Yes, do you have a bunch of wands?
No, I don't.
I can run to the bank, though.
Thanks, Phil.
Fuck, I can't run to the bank.
Hey, go get me a bunch of wands.
Come on.
Go get me a bunch of wands.
Damn, Rampage, you make it!
All right, I'm going to make sure I get you the wands.
OK, for, OK.
Stop, man.
Go get me a dime or a dime.
Yes, sir.
I'm on it.
Go do it.
This is what you do.
Yes, sir.
I'm going to take what you do.
Yes, sir.
You go to the strip club.
Okay.
And you act like you shouldn't go in there.
Okay.
And you ask him for wands.
And then you get the wands and you walk out there.
I'm on it.
Give me 30 minutes.
All right.
Excuse me, so sorry.
Excuse me, sorry.
Oh my God, this came up a bed!
This came up a bed!
It's fucking cold!
Is she on acid?
I'm gonna take you in the spring if you wanna go.
Okay.
Fast, I go!
Hold on.
Excuse me, man.
Can I get a massage?
Oh my god, it's the Bronjane!
Oh, keep going insane!
No, no, no, that's not mid, but...
How you been?
You been good?
No, no, no, that's okay.
Nice to see you.
Of course!
Oh my god, this is a power couple right here.
Y'all will make the craziest babies.
I'm all mine.
She's huge.
I'm all mine.
She's huge.
I'm all mine.
Percussion.
How do I, this is rampage is money, not mine.
How do I tear these into ones?
I don't know.
I don't know. You know everything.
I don't know what that is.
No?
Larry!
Your wife's taking my money!
I want that help, man!
Rampage gave me a thousand dollars.
He said to turn it into one.
For real?
What do you have to do with that?
What?
We're gonna be good.
I don't know, I saw an asking.
Alright.
I'm gonna figure it out.
I'll be back.
How you been?
Um, yeah, yeah, how did it feel?
I've never slept somewhere.
Very satisfying.
Oh, I'm in here.
Huh?
No.
I was so, was I not respectful?
Ah!
Was I not respectful to her?
Like, you stop calling 233 on?
The basic 243 on?
Brother, I was drunk.
They're passing, they're passing.
They're passing me.
I'm a new man.
I think these girls are on acid, they're tweaking out.
They're like, I don't know, I'm out.
Good question.
Oh my God, she has the McKinley hair.
So, are you a stripper?
Are you a stripper?
No, I'm an idiot.
I'm a dancer.
I'm a dancer!
I'm like a pole dancer!
I'm like a dancer dancer!
Let me see some!
Okay!
Hell yeah!
I didn't mean to be rude!
Uh, Rick!
What?
No, I can't.
I don't know how to eat.
Are you all friends?
How would y'all hear about this party?
Okay, I would just leave before 10pm.
What happened after 10pm?
I got to put a piss in the bathroom.
We're pushing to 11.
OK, 11.
11 should be good.
I got the 20 turn.
You know where the restroom's at?
Here's your separate hand.
What?
Here's your separate hand.
What is that?
It's up the stairs now.
I think it's a new track.
Hold on.
Here's your separate hand.
Brother, is there anything you can take over the stream?
I'm working on that.
So what's the security?
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god, this is not my cup of tea.
Wait.
Oh my god, it's not my cup of tea, bro.
Where's the fucking bathroom, bro?
I'm back.
I can't, bro. I don't know. This is like...
This is like a grown adult party bro. I'm 21, bro.
Like, what is this fucking music?
Oh
It was twerk music
You don't have the ability to vibe you are you fucking stupid are you stupid bro?
Ah damn it, there's no soul. Oh
No
We're gonna take you to a stick store to get some wine.
Huh?
Can I film in Chicago?
Yeah.
Are you here?
Yeah.
I mean, they got a problem, you think?
We've got it before.
Okay.
Wait, just follow you?
No, you don't have to touch me.
Okay.
Oh god, my mind was broken
And you were screaming out of me
And you got it all wrong
Um
Alright, I'm gonna get that one
Thank you sir
Let us kick down the fucking party
What? Where's my security?
Where is he?
Is he in Tartan?
Bro, bro, you're on the job, dog!
Okay, I'm not gonna lie, this feels like a horror movie, bro.
I'm just going to spread it by myself.
Is it closed? The ship club?
Ship club?
Yeah.
Huh?
You said it shouldn't be?
Where's the security guy?
What the fuck right here brother right here you lost your target
Yep, which car am I going in okay, how long is the drive?
Who is that?
Fucking fuck
What is this a set up? Who's in that sprinter now for real?
bro what is happening all right I'm just gonna sit all right wait hold up so what's
your name awesome you're Muslim yeah okay see I've got you oh my god I'm
already getting ones for these girls over here right I'll take you there I'll go
with you all you do is I forget appear then you say can I get some change give
Why is there like 40 guys and a sprinter?
What the fuck is happening?
No, no, no, hold on.
I'm going to go get them.
Everybody can get in here, bro.
Everybody can get in here.
Do you mind if my security sits next to you?
The gun on your head?
Yeah, I got a gun on mine.
Okay, just to make sure.
All right, yep.
Huh?
Maybe you just sit right in front of me.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, stay in the front, okay.
All right, brother.
What's your full name again?
Austin.
What's your date of birth?
I'm good.
All right.
All right, we'll just go.
Am I the fucking store owner?
Hold on, make sure.
Um, no, it's okay.
20 minutes?
Is there a closer one?
All right
Bro i'm a fucking store runner, bro
Your call has been forwarded to work. This is insane
This is fucking insane
hold on I'm bringing Larry to the store wait excuse me brother can we turn back I forgot
my shoe all right
bro why did y'all let me do this bro
earn my stripes man what the fuck
nice bro Larry the third isn't answering
the phone. Shall I just go by myself bro?
I say so bro, earn my stripes.
Yeah bro, I'm about to just take this money and dip. How much I got? Wait, where did all
my money go?
Is he answering bro?
Uh yeah, yeah he's answering.
Should I get mark? I'm gonna get marky, I'm gonna get marky to come.
Bro, so basically my only way to get into this party is I gotta be the fucking personal
bitch. Great, bro. Bro, stay, this is boring.
Wait, why can't we just go to an ATM? You know what, bro?
They just throw hundreds of the strippers.
They're high value women.
All right, can we go and pick up Markey?
All right.
It's my escape.
I'm not going.
I'm not fucking going.
I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm not going.
I'm not going.
I'm just going.
I'm just going to watch.
Oh my god, if I didn't get that party fucking over here.
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go in and get him.
Fuck.
I'm gonna go and get him.
All right.
I forgot my vape in the bathroom too,
so I'm just gonna go pick it up.
I'm gonna be right back.
You know, you know.
You know you know.
Can't believe I got turned into a fucking store runner.
He definitely saw the clubmate of me saying fuck him yesterday.
Alright.
Good.
Oh my god.
Hello guys.
Oh my god. Hello guys! How you doing? Oh shit, y'all are matching. What's going on over here?
I got a dragon dance for you, so we're setting up a dragon dance, and then they're gonna
be in the house, back there, and everything, oh shit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
don't worry about it, I'll talk to you, and you'll be back.
Dragon's gonna twerk, too.
The guys are the girls.
No, the dragons.
Oh, the dragons, oh, okay, okay, cool.
Sounds good.
I
Know fuck you want me to be the store owner like you're serious, bro
Hello, how you doing?
Is this your daughter?
You think it's my daughter, nigga?
Damn it!
It's my daughter!
I didn't know!
You can't ruin my daughter!
It's all too bad, man!
I'm sorry, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay, let's see.
I tried to go further, but I'm not my daughter.
I thought I had it.
Alright.
Shut up.
I'mma be real.
Before we get into this, I gotta eat some food.
Fuck this is it.
I
What
You want some I'm good. I'm good. You have those tingles. Hang on. Singles. Singles what's that?
Oh, no
I'm taking all money out
I'm gonna give out all his money
How much time is it going to get?
I don't know.
I didn't go.
It was mid.
I didn't go.
I stay at home.
I have a new puppy, so I'll stay with her and my dog.
What?
Multi-proof.
She's like one pound.
Little shit.
How much of your piss is your Emma house?
What?
How much of your piss is your Emma house?
Oh, a lot.
Yeah.
You just got a part of you.
By the way, hold on.
I saw something on my 4U page.
You're the year?
And a house?
A year.
Yeah.
Yeah
So how did you make all your money?
According to the internet it worked like $40 million
But I made my money
I have a gym, I have a brand called PLogstiles.com,
I own a brand called Black Mountain Energy,
streaming off, some radio, YouTube, you know,
socials and so many, I have like 20 revenue sources, right?
Damn!
I started two weeks ago, and I'm doing,
I'm doing some 17 years old, 31 now.
I did, yeah, you are 31, right?
No, I'm not like, I've been full-time in new videos,
and I stopped doing nine to five, I was 21.
Around your age, my target.
You went to nine to five?
I've worked nine to five hours as a dancer.
Oh yeah.
And I was a PT, I was a waiter.
Got all changed overnight when I was 21.
And look at you now.
Do you have veneers, be honest.
Yes.
Wow.
You look natural, right?
You can just get veneers,
and you're too big and too white.
Wow.
Wait, smile.
You look natural, huh?
Pull up your pictures of you.
Look at the veneer, one at a time.
This is my friend, his name is Convy.
His teeth are rotting under his veneers.
Disgusting.
Well, you go to $3.961, gonna clean and share that.
How much do veneers cost?
And do I?
How does it work?
You're gonna change the problem.
Can you plug me up?
No.
You don't have veneers do you?
No.
Do you want them?
Yeah!
Yo, Chad, but I'm not looking good with veneers!
But don't get up in the US!
If you're in a lift, you're not gonna be talking to
$2,000 or $2,000.
I'm gonna go to the next one.
Yeah, anywhere in the US.
Hold on, I should actually get veneers.
What else do I need to do?
I said the black hair.
Lace it?
Bro, you're blind.
You need to lace it.
Why are you super glasses?
I'm not gaining weight.
What?
Why are you super glasses, bro?
Lace it.
Why are you super glasses?
That's look messy.
You with no glasses?
That's look messy.
I look way better?
100%.
I don't need your help either.
That's not cool.
Oh.
I'm sorry.
Lace it, bro.
I like my glasses.
You know these are Nerf?
You know the Nerf guns?
What?
These are Nerf glasses.
They're not grown like that.
Yeah.
Your chop, suck my dick with your mother's lips.
Fuck you.
Sorry, I'm back.
I don't know, it's going on.
No, I'm serious.
Fuck that.
Fuck it.
But I don't know, I like them, bro.
I feel like it's me, bro.
It suits me.
Why don't we say it better without glasses?
You all think I look better without glasses?
I understand.
They say I have bug eyes.
I think not too.
With glasses?
Your chop, but I don't.
I'm just gonna make your eyes open.
What?
Let's do it bigger?
So now we look smaller.
I'm gonna walk around with no glasses.
I'm gonna try to talk to a girl right now with no glasses.
I'll be back.
All right.
I can't see, fuck.
Oh my God.
I don't know.
No.
All right, how you doing?
What's your name?
I can't open the door.
I'm a shoe.
I've been in my shoes.
Oh, congratulations.
How many years is it been?
18.
Oh, right.
I'm just like making sure that the vibe is right before I leave just to set it up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for show. For show, for show. Alright, I'm gonna go back.
I can't see shit, bro.
I can't see shit. This is so bad.
I literally can't see anything wrong.
Huh?
Hold on, I gotta do something over there.
I got a surprise for you.
A surprise?
It's the same experience.
What are your plans today?
I got told to take him off.
Is that a girl?
It's a girl.
He's a girl, what the fuck?
I can't see.
There's a guy that has the same hairstyle as you.
You're trying to kidnap me.
No, you don't look like a guy.
There's a guy over there.
Oh, him!
I thought you were him.
No, because I can only see the hair. I can't look. I promise you. Hold on, let me show you my glasses.
You work out about it
What's your name?
Jen.
Very nice to meet you Jessica.
I'm gonna just let myself over there.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
So, Jessica, how you enjoying my party?
Your party.
Yeah.
I did.
That was really nice.
Yeah.
Appreciate it.
I don't know what happened to your boy.
Yeah.
No, I love Mexicans. I love them. I love them. To death. To death.
Um, what? What's your um, what's your favorite thing about like just being alive?
We have a live dance.
This right here, this moment.
High five, yeah?
She's from Brazil. English is her second language.
L, Riz.
L, Riz, you're getting a Riz.
Be honest. Wait, if you don't mind me asking how old are you?
No.
How old are you?
Are you a big fan?
23?
No.
30?
No.
28.
28? Oh, I'm 27.
Yeah.
He's 46.
No.
Who do you think looks more appealing near him?
What?
Who?
Do?
You?
Think?
Hey, give me this ring.
At least I'm wearing it.
Who looks better?
Who's better?
Who's the hardest thing?
Be honest, like, you don't got a lot of him.
Wait, who'd you pick?
And I'm on the wait right now, baby.
And I'm on the wait right now.
I'm gonna stand there right now.
Sha, he got no print.
Zoom in, JCG.
Zoom in, Sha, they're pushing me.
What?
They're gonna push me.
All right, well, I'm gonna leave y'all alone.
Why?
Oh my god, I have cash for you.
Wait!
What?
Super member!
Are you ready?
Ready?
OK!
Super member!
How you doing? What's your name? Nice to meet you.
She just laughed at me.
But not funny.
Take your black and the funny way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go, go, go.
Wait, you know the spider guard?
Oh, yeah.
What?
You live with him, right?
Are you okay?
Okay.
Alright.
I can't go over the DJ though.
Okay.
Go, go, go.
I'm a boss now.
Stop all the party, people, and stop!
All right, nice.
Don't be snitching for that performance.
Amazing.
All right, let's go.
Oh.
This is great, wait, are there any Chinese people in the town right now?
Oh, it's all over me!
Thank you, brother!
Oh, it's all over now!
Nice!
It's all over!
All right.
Yeah!
All right!
Woo!
Let's flip the beat.
Yeah, that's what you do, oh.
Beautiful ladies, man!
Yeah.
No, no, no, she's busy, she's busy.
She's dealing with some stuff.
Listen, you are an impeccable man.
No one's too busy for you, man.
I appreciate that, thank you.
You're too good to be waiting on girls.
Yeah.
Pam, I appreciate your kind words.
No, I mean it.
No, I know, I appreciate it.
You deserve someone that treats you good.
That treats you like the amazing man you are.
I fucking love those, she's very cool.
Very cool girl.
Super cool.
Very cool girl.
Super fun, and no one stands up to me on it.
Well who am I at the end of the day?
We're all the same.
No, we are all the same.
I just feel like you're a really kind person.
I try to be.
No, you are.
Even when you talk shit about me,
even when you make me feel bad,
even when you tell me I'm a giant monster,
I appreciate that bring it in bring it in sister
We're friends now
Thank y'all for coming, y'all know it's like on Tuesday and this year it's filmed on Luzan New Year!
Thank you for here, everyone!
Thank you for the rest of the day!
Sure, fuck it!
Thank you for the show!
Let's go!
Hey!
That's my last cigarette, dude.
Good luck to you, bro.
I respect you.
Thank you, brother. I appreciate you.
This is for all the Chinese people in the chat.
I'm getting these, bitch!
Wait, what?
I'm getting these, bitch!
Listen, I'm taking this last cigarette to throw it away, give me a second, let's go, excuse me, I'm so sorry.
So happy Chinese New Year guys, hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah.
Chat, do not smoke cigarettes. This is bad for you bro, look at this.
You get no cool points for smoking this bro, none, it's bad for you.
So I'm gonna smoke it to show you guys the effects right now.
Look, he's crying about how to take a cigarette.
You coming?
It's disrespectful to throw a cigarette.
I can't.
You know what?
I'm going to give it to a Chinese person for Chinese New Year.
Excuse me, but I don't even care for a cigarette.
What's the craziest story that you've seen rampaging that no one knows?
I
Done some barb shit
You look like a very knowledgeable man, it's very nice to meet you brother. Happy Chinese New Year
You want a cigarette? Maybe they're fucked this
Wait, is this your daughter?
Oh my god!
It's funny!
Are you guys dating?
Wait, what the fuck?
Are you guys dating?
No, wait, can I ask some questions about Chinese theater?
Can I ask you?
Oh, it's neon key please let me in.
I'm trying to hear this.
There's a pole and you can dance for me.
No, you dance.
No, no.
I see your moves.
Hey, it's locked.
Can't go in, bro.
I can't fucking go in, bro.
I can't fucking hold in bro.
Sometimes it's better not to hold in.
Do you want me to stop?
Yeah.
Oh, it's getting hectic in there?
Yeah, sometimes it's better to do not now.
What's your name brother?
Big Cheese.
Big Cheese, nice to meet you.
What are you, what are you, what are you, what are you doing nowadays?
I detail cars.
You detail cars?
That's my business.
Whose stream is this?
Mine.
Oh, your streamer?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
I do it on the side.
Nice dude, let's see what's up to my stream.
Yeah, what's up, what's up, what's up.
You got big keys in here?
Did you get a smart key at 27?
Come on!
You stole cheezer's lit- you know cheezer?
I know cheezer.
The Kickstarter?
I don't know what that is.
Oh shit, yeah.
No worries.
All right, brother.
Much love.
I heard that from like, fives it goes away, bro.
Muggle a lot, chat.
This is, um...
Some diabetic phase wrong.
Bro, what is wrong with you?
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
The back door, there's no back door brother.
I can't get in.
Bro, I can't kick someone's door open bro.
That's disrespectful.
You're so some problems right there.
They're playing the beat?
Oh hell nah, hell script bro.
I'm gonna be the first one to say it bro.
I tried something new, can you give them out to me, chat?
You want a cigarette, madam?
What?
Bro, when the fuck does this system fall?
When the fuck did it waste us three?
That's how I talk, I need to talk to you.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna talk to this guy.
I'm gonna talk to my sister.
What is this?
That's the talk of truth, though.
Hi, how you doing, sir?
Hey.
Nice to meet you guys.
What's your name?
Brad, welcome Brad.
Brad, Brad, Brad.
Welcome Fred and Joel.
Yeah, go ahead.
Hey, who invited you in the house?
Please, please.
Please, please, please.
Wait a minute.
That's cool.
This is an issue.
I would like to get some.
Oh
I'm sure of it
No way the grandpa gotta go something has that happened though, right?
No
Are you Chinese?
Oh my god
So, what do I have to do to show support to the community before I leave?
Let me teach you something.
What is it?
Wait, wait, this is for quiet, it's too loud.
Yeah.
Yeah, chill, what do I do?
What the fuck do I do?
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
What the fuck I do?
You are not Chinese.
Speaking.
You made that up.
You think your security guy will move your car?
What?
You think your security guy will move your car?
It's my car.
Yeah, we need to talk to the ladies.
The next lady.
Next lady over there.
Next to the...
What?
Who the hell are you?
Who do I gotta talk to?
All right, let's go.
Outside real quick.
A lot more quiet back here.
All right, so nice to meet you as well, what's your name?
Prop.
Like PROP?
Like a prop in a movie.
Oh, I like that.
Okay, so what do I need to learn?
Because I didn't even know it was Chinese.
I only anyone knew it.
No, but you're half Chinese half.
Half black.
You knew it.
I'm Jamaican.
You've not been to Jamaica before?
I love it. Love Jamaica.
What's your favorite food?
Jerk chicken.
Are you going to learn how to cook it too?
No, I'm trying to find a wife to do that.
What?
What's your religion?
I'm Muslim. Do you believe in multiple wives?
No.
I just want the one.
Type shit.
What is the one to you?
What's the one for a wife?
It's the qualifications to be neon's wife.
I'm the wife
Just be nice
Yeah, just be nice, and you know, I'll make sure to give you everything you want
Yeah
A lot of weird people out here
Damn you what have you experienced
I've done worse sides of everything, I guess.
When you're climbing up to be a streamer
and a popular person, a lot of people try to tear you down
before you even start, so.
That's some real shit.
Real quick, Chad.
Did you guys know it was shiny here?
I'm like, this girl who's been on my podcast?
We're the most feminine guy I've ever seen.
Oh, I'm not even gonna, oh my God.
Okay, all right, give me some knowledge.
She and Klyla.
Yeah?
新? Like new?
年? 年?
乖? 乖? 乖乖?
新年乖乖?
Yes, I'm fine!
That was easy!
Now you're officially Chinese.
新年乖乖?
So what does it represent? Chinese New Year?
Chinese New Year is bringing more prosperity
and definitely changing from...
Last year it was a snake skin, so you're standing off the snake and then now you're going to move faster with the horse.
So basically you're running towards prosperity.
Okay, so now it's horse.
Yes.
Oh, is it different every year?
Yes.
It's from Zodiac.
I'm a horse.
Okay, I'm a monkey.
I'm like a boy.
What year are you born?
2004.
Are you strong?
Yeah.
We're the same age.
You're 21?
Hey, you gotta look a little older.
Hold on, but you're, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait,
no, I didn't mean to like that.
Like you look like more matured, like, oh my God, that, between, so what makes you a,
wait, what makes you a, I don't know if we're babies, we're both monkeys.
Cha!
Well, I can't, I'm a monkey.
I'm a fucking monkey.
No, they're gonna make it weird, they're gonna clip it out, yeah, they're weirdos,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what does it mean that like what does it mean to be monkeys?
What does it mean to be monkeys to stay forever curious forever optimistic? Ooh, I'm not optimistic. That's not me
I'm not a monkey. I always think bad in situations so that if something bad happens. I'm not surprised
We don't think positively and keep it safe
and we never, ever try to fight the flip side of things.
We'll see it.
Okay, what else does it mean to be a monkey?
There's a whole bunch, right?
Each person varies, so it depends.
Like, there's fire monkey, there's metal monkey,
there's metal monkey.
How do I know what type of monkey I am?
I gotta be a little bit.
All right, let's see!
Predictions, I wanna be a fire monkey.
So, two thousand four.
Are you comfortable staying in Rikki online?
No.
Yeah.
I'm up the book. Yes
Are you looking at me like I'm some weirdo
And then we're the same age
What does that mean?
You're a young girl and I'm a young girl
So you're a young girl which means you're young
and you're unto some people
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, I get that um, okay, so yeah, wait, um, I've heard this August 13th
Yeah, hey shit
Oh, that's the worst one I feel like oh, what does the word monkey mean?
All right chat I am a monkey a wood monkey I am
Let's go brother
You're a fiend bro
I'm the best, I'm red pages, the fucking best wingman he's ever been.
I'm just trying to figure out what type of monkey I am.
Are you a monkey?
I don't know what.
What type of monkey I am.
Monkey?
Yes.
And in the Chinese culture, I am considered a monkey.
What kind?
I'm a wood monkey.
Is it wood monkey?
Yes.
I basically am charming.
Oh, wow.
What's a wood monkey?
I'm charming, social.
Like a macaw?
And impulsive.
Like a macaw?
Oh, thank you love.
Don't worry.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Take one.
Oh, that's beautiful, any for me?
No, I don't love it, I don't like it.
That's interesting, very interesting.
Alright, so shout out for that one, tell me a wood monkey.
I don't like it.
Yep.
Wait, do you have any?
This year I'm a horse, you're the horse.
Yeah.
Well, he's not Chinese, he's Vietnamese.
We go by year.
Yeah.
I'm a tourist, but like, this year, it's like, yeah.
It's a year of the horse.
That's what I asked for when I made sure to do it.
I think I've lost a lot of plastic in my real life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why he pulled all these like draggy shit.
How's your wife been?
She's been good, brother.
Great to hear.
She's been good.
I get it.
How are you feeling, man?
You know, honestly, it took me like three years
to find my wife and going overseas.
But I found her and, you know,
we've been happy marriage for 18 years.
I love it.
It's good.
You're still happy that I need her.
I know it's gonna happen.
I'm gonna be honest with you
You're 22
Okay, you're gonna be 22
Well, you know, it's just in today's generation it's really hard to find the one
What do you mean I would have kids when I'm like 24, bro, yeah, like 24 25
Go back to India fuck you
I'm a princess bro.
I'm telling you.
You're on a virgin.
I know you're on a virgin.
I got an ice innocent virgin.
I would love to pop a cherry.
And get a princess from India.
Mmmmm.
And you're not that bro.
You're kids are being royalty.
In India.
You're the most famous Indian in the world.
That's not true.
You are for sure.
In America 100%.
There's not a lot of Indians.
There's no competition.
Imagine you go back to India and get some royalty.
In my blood.
In your blood.
That's kind of smart.
It's not on you.
Some fresh Montana stuff.
Oh yeah, that's a fresh Montana.
I'm streaming his wedding, I think.
I think he gave me permission, I don't know.
Wait, you have Chinese tattoos?
Oh, oh, shit.
I'm not gonna flash every door.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What does that one mean?
Party. Party.
I feel like I'm in Emberhav, but I feel like that's so overused now.
I don't know, what does that mean?
Yeah. Oh my god, read me.
Need my hands?
No. I'm more like I connect with people's like
Soul, you need people's feelings.
Yeah, yeah, I do.
Okay.
I'm lacking all your hoodies bro.
You want to go down in there shit.
How do you connect with the Soul?
How do you connect with this?
This is how you do.
This is how you do it.
We talk to people, you have your own
Automational Advice.
That's really what it feels like to be
Influenced in your life.
Anyway, so I'm an impact, it's fucking low.
Motivator.
Chad, do I motivate any of you guys to do better in life?
Carter McGregor!
What's up, G? How you doing?
What happened?
How you doing, brother?
Very nice to meet you, how's it going?
Would you call him? Call him Gregor?
Huh? No, no, no, no.
Is that a LeBron thing?
No, no, no, no.
Nice, brother. Nice.
This is our, uh, uh,
Rambage's personal trainer, Sean.
Ooh, hi, Sean.
Very nice to meet you.
God bless, brother.
Look at you in bright shape in the mic, bro.
He gets a weird spot from you.
He gets a weird spot training with you.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, a little bit.
A little bit, a little bit, a little bit.
Oh, here.
Take it, take it, take it.
I'm not gonna lie, this is not my life, but guess what, we tried it, go back to her?
Bro, I'm not here to do girl contact bro, I was just here to chill with the guys, but
I don't know.
I'm not here to do no grub shit.
you
You
I don't feel right.
Oh
I can't.
Who's question?
So, you're a professional worker.
What can be?
There's an award for that thing.
What's it from Brazil?
I'm from Brazil! Oh my God!
What movement did you do that got your first place?
A lot of movement, but I'm with the jury now.
So I cannot do a lot of movement, I know.
But usually it's like, how can I say, I can speak, I'm German,
and I'm supposed to be, and start shaking,
and I don't see my head in the board,
Get in the board!
Nice, big man!
Get up, green!
Hell yeah!
Congratulations on this, sir!
Yeah!
I know!
Marky!
He's so funny.
Marky, it's so dope.
Follow me.
I don't know.
Are you good?
I'm drunk as shit, but blame, blame Larry Willis.
I lost him in arm wrestling, so you may need to take a quadruple shot.
Bring the brawn.
Bring the fucking brawn, tall girl.
Oh, you look like Dean.
Dean!
Bro, he looks like a creep.
You know, brother, you can't be doing that, bro.
I'm not crazy.
Oh, hot look.
So, what do you...
Oh, okay, yep, okay.
What are you?
Ready to dance?
I just, all right, Marky was talking to me and he really, really likes you.
Who does it, you know?
Want me to finish?
Sure.
And he wanted to take you to his house after this.
He won't listen.
He is an hotel.
This is not a hotel.
What did you say?
Listen.
No, I won't tell.
Oh.
What?
What are you guys talking about?
I don't know.
I don't know how wild you can get.
Oh, yeah?
How wild do you want me to get?
I mean, you said you were a virgin.
Am I supposed to take your d-card?
I wouldn't complain if you did.
I don't make marriage.
He wants to take you to dinner.
Oh, why?
Whatever you want.
No, let's go straight away.
When's the next annual irony?
Name a time and a place.
This is this weekend.
OK.
This weekend, my money, I can get reservations
at any restaurant I'm going to want.
OK.
Well, I don't care if you go to my buying.
I don't care about that stuff.
Well, just stay the way it is.
I'm rich.
I have money.
I don't care about that stuff.
Shit, me either.
I don't know, you talk like that, a big market.
Not a little one?
Big one?
Big one.
Not a little one?
So how big is it?
As big as we need it to be.
That's what I like to hear, take those gentlemen.
This is how you talk.
It's a big fucking market.
Why do you have to stop the stomach?
That's my brother for life.
No, this is not what I'm doing.
There's a market.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, big market.
What you're not gonna do is separate me and my trans brother.
I understand.
I'm not trans.
I'm all fucking trans mother fucker.
I'm sorry.
I'm lucky you're a bitch.
Hey, I'm with your friendly...
Listen...
My...
I love you.
Not for real.
This guy is a keeper.
Look at that stomach.
We don't go like...
Here we go.
There you go.
My stomach.
Come to the principal!
We don't do like...
Oh yes, we don't do the gas station.
We don't do all that.
So righty-scrap is coming.
Can you put more red bulls in the energy section please?
We are entirely out of red bulls.
I don't do that shit, so why do you want it all the way to magic?
So now you're going to be on her side?
I'm going to be on her side.
We all go on her side.
Hey, you gotta talk to my man differently, dude.
I love you, but you gotta talk to my man differently.
I'm going to need to apologize.
You gotta apologize to my man.
Come on, bro.
I'm going to be on her side.
You know if I'm gonna be too gang, you know, don't you ever you're the most disrespectful thing is tapping with your left hand
Not this is the homegirl you mind if you let this homegirl slash girl this is my man
So mean her
Ask the question Mikhail
Don't stop calling my name.
I'm just kidding.
Call me Kyle.
Hey, I'm drunk as shit right now, but honestly I love my doing your thing and I'm proud of you.
Thank you brother.
You are too as well.
Thank you bro.
What were you going to say?
I made some of this.
Is that that bunny bitch?
Oh you did that.
You just did that change on the subject.
Oh wow.
Oh hell no.
Wait back when I was in there brother.
It's the Chinese bunny.
I see Chinese New Year.
What are you doing?
I'm missing you.
I'm missing me.
Have a great night.
Wait, you live in LA?
I am.
Half in LA, half in Miami.
Yeah.
What's that?
Nothing, I'm about to leave.
I'm not going to have a girlfriend for a while.
Well, it's a little loud here.
Let's go.
I thought you had a new girlfriend.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
Let's go over here.
Hey, look.
Go over here.
Hey, look.
All right, let's go upstairs.
All right, you know what it is?
Yeah!
Let's go.
For real?
Like that.
That's my, like that, this.
Johnny's dad, brother, and Johnny is my dad.
He's my uncle.
Johnny's name is not, oh no, let's go over here.
Over here, over here.
Over here, over here, over here.
I'm sorry, follow me!
Sorry, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, I'm sorry.
Have a seat, man.
Have a seat. Actually, we'll sit over here. Have a seat. Wait, hold on.
Have a seat.
Honestly, brother, or madam?
Man?
Man.
Is this, maybe not an O or something?
No, how are you?
Hey you guys, how old are you?
Maybe I'm like, how old are you?
I am 21.
Okay, so I'm 21.
How old are you?
Maybe you're eight, I'm 22.
How, you say how old are you?
I don't wanna tell my age.
Why, can you close the door?
You don't wanna tell your age, huh?
It's not even for you, right?
Oh my god, no one's ever told me that!
A dead ass.
If your hair is ugly after I do your hair last time, it was like, I don't like your hair last time.
It was the same shit.
This color, no, this color is cooler and taller.
Oh my god, you do look like you, do you do hair?
No, I do eyebrows, lashes.
You do lashes and eyebrows?
What do you think about my eyebrows?
Dude, I would think anything to have the eyebrows to honestly go out of it.
Seriously?
You're blazing.
I love fake eyebrows.
I love big eyebrows, okay one brown so it's a little
Okay, wait, so how long you delay for you got one way
I'm gonna hear yeah
It's so much better than Miami. Miami shit. It's bad weather
Yeah, well you you go I mean, they mean over there
Wait if you got you like go out a lot like party. You don't go out at all
What's your work
What do you want me to do?
Okay, can I pay you to cook me a meal?
How much do you think I'm worth it?
Is English your second language?
Yes.
Okay, you're getting good.
It's okay.
How much do you think I'm worth it?
I'm not worth it.
It's okay. How much you think I'm worth it's a you're doing great. You're doing great. Um, I think I would pay you
Yeah, um, I think I think I'll pay you like a hundred dollars per meal
I mean like you just I'll I'll just I'll pay for the groceries and you just put the meal hundred bucks
Just because you but other people I was taken
What did she say?
Oh free trial first first wrong first back, okay, you kind of like a you remind me of like a um
You know those tiktok lives that like oh, thank you for the rose
Yeah
Wait, can I see how you look with the glasses
What are you doing?
It's dirty.
You're seeing me before.
What are you doing?
You know what the glass is.
Why?
I look smarter now.
No.
Yeah.
Oh.
I can clean it.
What is that?
What I've always called it's a cover but I don't know what it's called.
Yeah.
She wants a dog.
Oh my God.
She wants a dog?
Huh?
She wants a what?
No, no, nothing.
Just ignore them.
They're very weird.
Interesting.
Interesting. So what are your plans for tomorrow?
Tomorrow?
Yep.
I don't know.
What is that chain?
Can you guys do the chain thing?
Well your name is the Viviette?
Viviette or Viviette?
I'm serious.
How do you pronounce it properly?
I know it says the bunny laughter.
Viette.
Viette bunny.
Yes.
Okay.
So that's the and then I'm oh.
Wow, now it makes sense.
Are you all natural?
Do you think I'm fake?
I mean, the only thing that's fake
is my last play now.
Is it a bathroom?
Oh, it's a bathroom.
Oh my God, okay, oh my God.
I love it.
We wearing black and white today.
You like my outfit?
It's not lifeline, but I think it's clean looking.
You just said you don't like it and then you said I love it.
I didn't say I don't like it.
I said not really, really like it.
I mean, it's called effortless.
It's just like me right now.
Like effortless, like nonchalant.
Nonchalant.
You can learn something new.
Okay.
Okay, yeah, nonchalant.
So, how about other words to be a teacher?
Do you know what a treat is?
I want to teach you something.
Okay.
In the end.
I'll teach you in this.
Okay.
Okay, let's talk.
Yeah.
She needs to be here.
I was a lot of talk too fast.
Get back with my mic.
It's wrong with on, oh my god.
Yeah, interesting. Yeah, I didn't know.
You have girlfriend?
No, no, no.
My voice is so bad with a microphone.
Okay, no microphone?
I mean, what else do you have to be here for?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't have a girlfriend.
What is happening?
Are you hearing?
Yeah.
Sorry, I didn't mean to hear you.
You're fighting?
I think. I don't know if you do it right.
Do you not want to?
I think this is so tight.
Is this worked like this or not?
I got it. I'll do it.
I'll do it.
is it work like this or no?
I got it, I'll do it.
What the?
I know it's dropped down like that.
Okay, yeah, and then you just meet each other's sides.
Okay, all right.
Interesting.
All right, Dan, you're...
Interesting?
I've never met someone like you.
You're like a...
What's the word to describe it, Chad?
It's like...
Fuck.
I don't know.
Okay.
Hold on, I gotta do some research.
How, what are you?
It's...
Let's guess what's happening.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, I don't have a girlfriend, but I'm on a self-improvement path.
When's the last time you were in a relationship?
Two years ago.
Two years ago? What happened?
There's so many reasons saying to you, I think.
Yeah, he doesn't want me to do that because I do what I do.
Oh, and then did you dump him or did he dump you?
He dumped each other.
Oh, like a mutual.
Yeah, like so many reasons to add up, you know?
It can't happen, like, oh, the next day I wake up,
I don't want to do anyone, it's not like that.
It's like, anything to add up.
Oh, like you started to like hate him?
Not hate, you know what I mean?
You're a winger than that, so you know.
What the fuck, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How do we, how, what do you mean I've been there?
You've been gank than that.
You woke up with your last person,
that's why I asked you, I thought you had girlfriends.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was like, seven.
You've been gank than that.
Seven months ago, yeah.
Is that your-
Is that a muzzle?
Yeah.
Actually, it's fake, by the way.
I fake a little bit, like, 30% fake up here.
30% fake?
30%.
20% fake.
Okay, so what's your, your natural color is?
Brown?
Oh, I think you're talking about the color, right?
Yeah.
The color is, it's dying.
Okay.
I thought you talked about something else.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.
Nice.
You have any, shit, what do you fuck?
I mean-
What do you do tomorrow?
What do I do tomorrow?
tomorrow I'm streaming with an NFL player.
Oh, who's that?
Oh, I'm gonna show you something cool.
But, yeah, I'll read you later.
Show me who's that player.
His name is LaShawn McCoy.
He used to be on the Philadelphia Eagles.
A very, very good player, so this can be a great show.
I love sports.
You love sports. What do you play?
I play basketball.
Why are you looking in your mouth like that?
That's a really interesting thing.
Maybe because it's interesting.
Well, you don't think I...
Are you racist?
You don't think I can play basketball?
I just a little bit racist a little bit though.
What the fuck?
I'm racist a little bit.
It's not no lie.
Towards who?
Not you. Definitely not you.
But racist meaning like,
like when you go outside and you see someone funny,
or like, they do something that is, you know, questionable.
And you will talk to your friends. It's called race it's right. So it's no
Am I tripping?
So race it can be different meaning like it's races like a different race
And then you just don't like that people because they are who the races are. Yeah
Okay, so I'm not like that, but I thought you talked about
I'm talking about
like
The first the first thing that I try to explain to you. I'm sorry
No, don't, don't, don't talk about me, it's not my first time.
No, no, don't talk, no, no, no.
No, that's the first time.
We're Asian.
Exactly.
We're both Asian.
Why would I be racist?
How are you?
Why would I be that?
So that's the racist, I, the Ali, meaning I thought it was the first thing I talked
about.
Oh, you thought it, yeah.
Do you smoke, weed?
The last time I smoked was a year ago.
Do you drink?
Maybe like, uh, so-so, like really less.
So-so?
Social.
Social, it's possible, right?
Social.
Oh, so.
Do you want me to take a shot?
Huh?
Do you want me to take a shot?
No, I can't.
I can't, yeah, I don't drink.
You don't drink at all?
No.
Not at all.
Nope.
Positive.
Yeah.
Where's it got?
Yep.
I thought I saw you drinking, somehow.
Why, now I see what you're doing.
You never, I've met you one time.
I thought you drunk.
I thought you drank something.
When?
In social media, something, I don't know.
Maybe AI?
AI?
Yeah, it could be AI.
AI, it could be AI.
Shae, I met her once and it was on stream.
She's never seen, she's never, are those the stalker glasses?
No, it's not a quarry right now.
Can I let me catch them?
Yeah.
It's called the stalking laugh block.
Oh my God, what is that?
I hear something.
It's like wearing like this.
What do you, do these glasses look better?
I'm not gonna lie.
I think the smaller one better.
Okay.
It's like, it gave you like, the soy boy energy.
It gave you, it's a soy boy energy, you know what I mean?
I don't know what to mean.
Yeah, no, the chance thing on the back,
okay, she took a shot with you at,
no one took a shot?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I feel like you're like a spy,
like you're a Vietnamese spy.
Spy, like, stop people?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Like, you got sent by the Vietnamese government
to come to America, and.
Please keep going. Please keep going.
Am I wrong?
Please keep going. How do you...
What else do you feel about me? And I'll tell you how I feel about you.
What the fuck? Okay. I think you're a great person. I think that
you are good at what you do. I think that you are very
wholesome and humble and caring. And
You're a good looking lady.
Oh, finally.
We all said, good looking.
You think I'm real?
You think I'm cute?
Not bad.
So so.
Honest, though.
You can make me cry.
You can hurt my feelings.
Fine.
No, no, no, no.
I don't like being rude.
You know, it's crazy.
You can be real.
No, no, no.
I said I don't like being rude.
Because honestly, like me, like three years ago, four years ago, I just talked shit
to everyone, but I don't do that anymore.
I want you to be yourself.
Why would you be someone?
You don't try to be nice, though.
Because I'm not.
You're not what?
I'm not nice.
OK, so your turn.
You're going to bake your glasses.
Thank you.
Sorry.
Continue?
That's fine.
Your turn.
OK.
My turn, when I feel about you the first time I met you?
Yeah.
The first time I met you, I was with another guy.
And I'm sure you're a nice person, respectful.
Yep.
Nice, respectful, simple, humble.
Ah, thank you.
I try to be.
Simple, humble.
What else?
Oh, yeah.
You always talk about, I think your type is,
you like girls who, I don't know
much about your personality.
Exactly, maybe how it feel.
You like, um, your time is not really Asian.
You like girls who like, a little bit like crazy,
like savage, like posse girls, right?
No, what the fuck?
Where did you get that from?
That's how I feel.
I'm not telling you that person.
Oh, that's what you think.
Yeah.
Like, Latinas.
Yeah, love me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you know what, when I was younger,
I like guys who are big too, like big guys.
When I get older, I feel like, I don't know, older,
but like a little bit older.
I like smaller guys, smaller side guys,
because they usually are smaller side guys.
Most likely, I don't just own a smaller side guy,
but most of the guys I know,
I don't come up to guy and talk.
They do, the smaller, I don't know,
Shorter king
The best aura
The best aura a short king
Okay
10 out of 10
Yeah, hey, I'm a
Good you come check come chill with us
Come join
Oh, I got it. I'll handle it. I'll be back. Okay. I'm having enough enough
Don't worry about it. Okay. I'll see you around.
Oh, don't worry. Are you okay?
Related to me? No fuck no.
Oh, shit.
Yo.
She did it! I'm done.
I don't think I understand what you're saying.
Why don't you take English classes?
You can read my English better.
I just moved here eight years ago.
You moved here eight years ago?
Why are you not fluent?
What's your first language?
Vietnamese?
Give me some Vietnamese words.
Okay.
Actually, what do you want me to learn?
I mean, to teach you.
How do you say fuck?
That was so many.
Fuck?
Yeah.
See?
Oh yeah, I missed something.
It was how I felt about you.
I didn't finish it.
You always talk about cracking.
I wasn't talking about that type of fuck.
I was talking about like fuck, like fuck.
Oh, fuck?
The hell?
Why is it not up?
No, fuck.
Fuck.
Like, ah, fuck this shit.
What?
Turkey?
Or what?
Yeah
No
Turkey?
No, no
Why are you looking at me like that?
Um
No, like, I mean like
Not mine
New word
How do you say hello?
Jao em
Jao
Jao em
Jao
So like, why in Portuguese?
Oh!
She's similar
You know what's crazy? I went to Vietnam
You went?
I went to Vietnam
Um
Oh
Sorry
No, you're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
Um, I went to Vietnam, I went to...
Where was it, Hanoi?
Hanoi?
That's the worst place in Vietnam, why would you go there?
Who took you there? Who took you there?
I took myself there.
Oh, oh, oh.
Whatever.
You should have gone with me.
I'll show you around.
Where? What part?
I'll show you that, Nan.
I'll show you that I'm not...
What?
You spit on my face.
I am so sorry
No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. What is that?
Okay, yeah
I'm so sorry you're napkin
No, no, just like I don't know my brain is I'm retarded. No, no, no, no
Do you want me to get you a napkin to wipe off the spit
It's dry.
So what is it?
It's like a drug.
It's like you're secure everyday.
You're secure.
What is that?
It's just something that the
Did I spit on your stomach?
Oh, no.
Okay.
You did it on my stomach?
No.
Okay.
Dry mouth, whatever it's called.
Can I try it?
Yeah, it's making your mouth worry.
It's better for girls though.
This is making your mouth smell good.
Can I try it?
Oh, yeah.
No, so is that the gum or is it?
Is it okay? Okay. Okay. Let me try sure about that. What? Yeah, you're gonna make him out worry. Why?
Why would I have something better, but you can talk these first. This is my first my my last one. Why are you on your knees?
Oh shit, I'm sorry. Oh
Because okay. Yeah, this is something
Um, yeah, what is that?
I don't know. Is that sure? You can do this or not?
What? Are you good?
It's funny. I don't know sure I gave you this.
No, okay. Is it bad? I don't want it if it's bad.
It's good. I want to see that chat saying it.
Let me read it.
It's from the brand, like organic brand.
It's a breath, dry mouth, lozenge.
But they use it for a different use, different use.
But you can use it for a different use.
Oh, like what you're saying?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The man's point is make your mouth smell good.
But it's my mouth wet and watery.
It's disgusting.
I don't want that.
That's what I'm saying.
I should have used it.
No, I don't want it.
That's what I keep thinking.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was wondering.
It's OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's seen a child and she's laughing.
He killed me.
OK.
You want this?
Yeah.
You get it.
All right, wait.
I'll take it.
Well, just keep it.
I feel like my mom's a security law, my record now.
I'll take it.
OK.
All right.
No.
OK.
All right.
Um.
Where you live?
I live in LA, West Hollywood.
West Hollywood?
That's what I've been talking about.
And now they have it.
Oh, that's what you're saying?
Yeah, I've been here for years now.
Oh, cool.
Are the cops leaving? I think they're leaving.
I don't know what it is in your mouth.
I don't know. You probably have a problem with your brain.
Yeah.
Fuck this. Don't really. Do I leave this room?
No cops are left.
Huh?
No, no, no! Be yourself!
Okay, one of the units are left.
One of the units are left?
All right.
I'll be right back. Stay here.
Oh, why'd you look?
I'm looking right here.
Yep.
Bro, I'm leaving.
I'm not glad.
I'm not a skit.
She's, no, I don't know, what kind of,
I don't know about that kind of thing, so.
I'm outta here, okay?
W fuckin' string.
I love ya boys.
I appreciate y'all.
I'll see y'all.
Ahem.
Tomorrow.
Okay.
Um.
No, no, no, okay.
But, she, what was she doing?
She was checking herself out in there?
I can't tell if she's like...
I'm so confused.
Why is she leaving? Hey, lady!
Vietnamese! Vietnamese, I'm back!
I don't know your real name!
No, like you're real, wait close your words a lot, what's your real name?
Okay, I'm gonna say to you but I don't want to say to the chat.
But I'm gonna not even call you.
Just call me Viet Bunny.
What the fuck am I calling you a bunny?
Viet Bunny, yeah.
No!
Just call me Viet, try.
Just call me whoever the girl's name you like the most.
Okay.
What's your... if I tell you right, if I can answer your question?
Yeah.
whatever comes to you the my first okay okay what is if your name of daughter
what names are you gonna name her a daughter if you have a daughter
Brandy yeah that's a girl that you like that's so whoever named Brandy
You like them?
No, what the hell?
Why would you name her Brandy?
Okay!
Huh?
That's Brandy in there! Brandy's calling you!
No, that's not Brandy! That's not Brandy!
Brandy's just a name I randomly thought of on top of my head.
Why would you choose Brandy out of auto-name?
I don't know. Okay, maybe not.
Alright, maybe not Brandy.
What's the second option?
Of a name.
I don't know.
What the fuck is happening?
Oh, sorry, I don't want to say it. I don't want to be racist.
Bro, what the fuck?
Not about race, okay? I don't know about race.
You're a racist!
It's for meaning!
She's racist!
Well, is being skinny is racist?
If I call you skinny, it is racist.
No.
So, alright, do you like a guy with a six pack or a dad bod?
Dad bod.
Right?
I'm trying to tell you.
I was trying to tell them a few days ago.
You look like you have six pack though.
I know.
But, um, I was trying to tell them a few days ago.
I was like, girls nowadays they don't want some buff ass big dude.
Like a rampage.
Like, you won't like a...
His rampage.
Oh yeah, rampage big.
Yeah.
I was like a team yesterday.
You what?
I was like a team yesterday.
Marky!
What the?
I was like a team yesterday.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
I knew it!
Markey!
Leave the rest of me alone!
She's talking to you.
Huh?
That's a guy, that's a guy, that's a guy.
Markey's a guy, Markey, the guy.
I mean, no.
Huh?
But she's my friend.
Oh.
Are you serious with this?
Markey!
I'm driving the Mr. Piz!
That's a guy, that's a guy.
I
Am I cool?
All right. Yeah, no, I definitely didn't hear that. Okay. Um, maybe we um chat. Maybe we got to the party
Whatever the fuck
Did you eat tacos? I did not. You want some tacos? I just got here. Okay. You got here when I was about to leave bad timing
Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going back. I'm going back
Huh
Oh, are you with them all the whole time, I thought, uh, I didn't know.
Are you looking at me like, crazy?
No, no, it's like, I just...
Are you being racist right now?
No, no, no, don't do that. I'm not racist.
It's just sometimes a little hard to...
Oh, David, why are you turning your back to me?
Oh, yeah, because I thought you were leaving.
Yeah, I'm leaving.
But it's just sometimes a little hard to understand you.
I'm learning though, like, all right, tell me a sentence.
Say, like, say something.
I'm gonna show you my music video
No
Oh
I thought you were asking me. Oh, that's just a random line
Hey, Marky
meet um
No, it's just I don't want to call you that meet our fine beat VX VX
I had to meet you, was you the one that you thought that he was?
She thought you were all my life, I'll show you the clip, she thought you were a girl.
You thought I was a girl?
But did you try to, did you try to sell her that little-
What are you gonna tell her to sell you a girl? No, this is my natural voice.
Does it offend you or not?
A little bit, I'll get over it, but like damn, I get offended a little.
How do you know her by name?
When I heard of Viet, I only know one girl with the other name in the Viet.
The baddest of all Viet.
Yeah, but you told me to grow up. I'm only going alone in here.
No, I'm not a Viet.
No, but it's okay. I respect the honesty.
But no, I'm not a girl.
You should meet her.
Yeah, I see you.
How about you? Come rampage.
We're rampage?
Yeah, rampage. Yes, I rampage.
Yeah, me and rampage, we, we could go to Philippines. We just got back.
Oh, how was it? How long you stay there for?
Eleven days. It was the best eleven days of my life.
life. We had a full party with a bunch of Filipino girls. It was a movie. They sent me Jollibee.
I got Jollibee bottle service. Jollibee? She's new to the country. You know what Jollibee is? Jollibee
chicken fried chicken jollybee is chicken jolly spaghetti yeah that's what
we're talking about
how do you know that he's an Indian he is an Indian trust me I know he's an Indian
he works at 7-eleven but no he knows everything he does no he does like he
I'm sorry I don't know what you're sweating from walking
Literally walking you have blonde hair sweating from walking. Take your glasses out. I will take your glasses off
Take your glasses off. Let's eat. Let's use my chop. Oh my god. You look like Homer Simpson
My name is like
I need you to put some Danish guavas in there.
I don't want to please.
Wait, I'm taking a shit.
I didn't take a shit.
I said I'm taking a shit.
No, I'm sorry.
She's funny.
I fucked with you.
Oh, man.
I just took a piss.
But no, I'm not funny.
Get a bitch.
You just got a bitched by your idol.
No, someone, someone, there was a girl in here taking a piss, and then I went in
and I took a piss.
I was in there for like 45 seconds.
I am sweating, but I squint naturally.
Oh, I have a seat.
Wait, sit in the middle.
That's good though.
That's healthy.
All right.
Sit down.
Yeah, and hop in the middle of the market?
All right, you want me to hop in the middle of the market?
All right, look, he's walking the other way.
I love your energy.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
No, I'm very high on this plate, but I look like I'm very high on this plate.
What do you look great, bro?
Thank you, bro, I appreciate that.
This is my brother, by the way, he's a great guy.
So go ahead, ask him whatever you want.
He's my brother, too.
I love him.
You're the big guy, right?
Yeah.
He doesn't like to do it.
Who does?
You know what? He dominated every platform he's been on.
W?
He's dominated every platform he's dominated.
Dominated.
Dominated. That's a dumb rule.
Yeah.
So go ahead. What's the word?
Talk to me.
Oh, she had some problems she wants to tell you about.
All right, talk to me.
Come here.
Oh, you're nervous.
Okay, what are your biggest red flags in the relationship?
Oh!
Biggest red flags?
Yes!
I hate liars.
I fucking hate liars.
I hate liars.
If you're a liar, you are a bitch.
Literally.
Loser.
OK, that's our loser.
Brother, you're blocking the view.
You're blocking my view.
OK.
You got this.
I got so many, so many, but everything came from lies.
They lied to themselves, they lied to people.
For no reason.
Why?
Just tell the truth.
I hate that.
Why?
It doesn't make them any good.
God is a liar's lie because they
have some kind of insecurity in life,
whether it's the way they look,
whether it's a big count or whether it's the fact that they, you know, don't have a lot of life.
They don't have a lot of stuff in the life to make them happy or not.
She said she would do anything for money.
What the fuck?
Hey, legal one way!
Wait, the final legal.
I mean, I was gonna say, I was gonna say, ask for my ass, but, you know.
The final legal.
I like something, sometimes you want to be something that you don't do.
Okay, just find a legal one.
What's something illegal that you've done?
I can't say nothing.
Okay, well what is something that you would like to do for legal, for money or whatever it is?
What the fuck are you doing?
Are you showing something?
No, I'm not showing anything.
Oh.
Yeah, it's high back though.
Yeah.
So what is, give me an example.
Make me on have a check check that yeah, just what did you just do I'm so curious
He was just looking at me. I was giving her eye contact. No his shirt was a little fucked up
No, bro
You can't get no one gets if you get hard looking at a girl you're weird
Right wrong someone call me
but I do like people getting hard
You're not Chinese it's not your new year
That's that's kind of fucked up. It's like it's Chinese New Year. Okay, but like we sort of a lot of things for you
Come on bro. It's not funny bro
No
I follow the United States of America.
So December 31st is New Year's.
January 1st.
They're New Year's with a new scratcher style.
Let's see.
Let's see if we can push it out here.
Mikaya, we got the new crossword puzzles coming in.
Are you going to sign?
You think the accent, or is there a guy on the outside?
No, which accent?
Head accent?
You like that accent?
It's actually interesting.
Just because you make it interesting.
But all the people somehow, maybe I don't like the accents.
You don't like the accents.
I didn't even notice your accent.
your accent. You do have a very nice accent but it's like it's a complimenting accent like me
I'm Mexican but I have a very rude accent. Well you don't speak Spanish? I don't speak Spanish.
A little bit but not a lot. But when I speak Spanish I don't have a lot of accent.
I don't have a lot of accent. I don't have a fucking accent. Nothing or no accent.
You speak Spanish but not a lot but a little bit. Oh, I speak a little bit of Spanish.
Yeah, okay, bro. You're such a no-sabo you've met a lot of latinos in your life. You know, I do love latinos
He loves I love the enemies and
Felt no and those kind of women
I love all ages. He's always been like a very high priority in my life
If I ask you, what is your famous shirt?
You pick one. I like the big white black
Where do you come up with shit like this?
You know what? I haven't really met too many white girls. I like let's see those in ages more.
I'd probably go black girls because we're black.
Wait, I'm talking about aging though.
Well you said white or black.
No, I'm talking about colors in general.
Oh, white ages or black ages?
No, no, no. I'll say white color or black color. Shirt.
Um, shirt. I like black.
Three dip shot three dip three dip. Okay, so now go back to the Asian
What is your favorite Asian and we answer Filipino and Vietnamese so pick one Vietnamese?
grassy gas
Vietnamese and Filipino are top two
I don't get why girls do that. Why do you like being iced out chains?
I'm not wearing two shirts. It's a hoodie and a shirt. Yeah, two shirts. Wait, how do you have like 12 fronters and you don't have an ice top chain? You do you have an ice top chain? I have an ice top chain. I just don't like diamonds, bro. Diamonds are corny.
Huh, why am I wearing boxers? So I'm comfortable
Yeah, it's like a comfy
No
I think she would give a good massage
If you're a Vietnamese girl, we'll give a good much-sought-to-speak Asian.
I can do nails. I can do eyebrows. I can do eyelashes.
I can hook. I can do anything.
So you're the ideal wife?
If I was... I'm sorry. I'm not coffee-o-key.
Well, you're the ideal wife.
If... oh man, I'll marry myself.
What? Oh, you're a narcissist.
She's the ideal wife. She can cook. She can cook.
Oh, she owes me a free meal.
You too. Yeah. Because you're cool.
I would not...
Damn, you just passing around free meals?
No, I didn't forget what I said. I would cook it for anybody.
I mean, yeah, I know I mean.
The fuck is going on out here?
Hold on, hold on.
Man, Muffler is always...
Well, probably the feeling is real.
Alright, it's my cue to leave.
Oh my god, bro.
Yeah, it's my cue to leave.
All right
Boring what does it do? What does it do?
It's done
All right, let's go outside and see actually
Yeah, but that's the same it's waiting here for a sec. What do you know tomorrow tomorrow being sure the
Lashon McCoy and so good
I like them, they're great, how's their running back?
How's their running back?
Damn, what do they say?
I'm gonna be here til Thursday,
so they'll let me somewhere around.
Yeah, bro.
I like you, bro, you're a great guy.
I think you got a, I love you, I love you.
I say, you're great, you're a great dude,
bro, I'm happy for you.
They're both soon.
I'm not talking to the sister.
I'm not.
What?
I'm not talking to the sister.
What do you mean?
He knows my system.
Thank you.
Huh?
Who? No!
No!
No, no, no, no, no.
I was saying I like you.
Oh, the 6-0's come.
I'm gonna go fuck this little brother.
You fucked up.
What's the 6-0?
He got to jump and he got to start up like,
uh, Larry Wilson today, so I guess it's up there.
I think he's got slapped again
What's a six oh
Let's go
How do we get out of here? What's that you want to get out? Oh, huh?
Okay, yeah, we got a way to second. Let's wait till the the
I set up big in three game. I love y'all boys in three game
Y'all be showing mad love Tiki punch. Oh, who's Tiki?
But I'm not telling you so much of mine. Yeah, let's do something. I will
Me just I need some fucking water. I live in Miami
Why do you live in Miami? What's this something?
You're on a stream right now
Hey, come over here.
Just a little bit more.
I'm going to be in a bit of a hurry.
Okay.
We'll leave it there.
We're coming.
Oh, you have to call the mess-in?
Okay.
Bra, come on, bro.
No, we shouldn't have done that.
Okay, next one.
Yeah.
What's up there?
He's an army guy by the way.
He's in the army, huh?
No, it's a richo.
That's boring, we're being joke.
What is it to do, bro?
We need some content.
What should we do, like, go out there and let you talk to?
You want to go to the car shop?
It's late, but I got a car job that I want to talk to.
Fuck no.
What were you saying?
Dude, wait.
Why did you open a car shop with our men,
but you never wanted to go with me?
Because you gave me free cars.
I'm a very busy person.
Hello, now you're good.
What were you saying?
No, we'll talk about it.
You said content.
What should we do?
I'm not even saying calm down, I said you were walking New Year early.
Thank you.
Hey, what's your name?
Jay.
Jay and Mark here, nice to meet you.
I know, I'm sorry, I've problem with my brother.
This is my brother and me here.
How you doing, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, I'm Jay.
Jay?
Nice to meet you, Jay.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah?
He's the funniest human of me?
Yes.
Yeah, but don't knock yourself.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I tried to put it in your eye.
If I say something.
What is that for?
A job.
I love her she's great. Oh my god. These are the ones that open your eyes, right?
Like they make your eyes. Are you being racist right now?
No, I'm being dead. No, no, no, no. Actually seriously. There's a eye drop. I take that
There's a there's a eye drop that I take that opens my eyes
Actually, oh my mother's life. I swear to God
What's that what's in here this is to make when your eyes no serious. I want to be racist. I fuck with you
No, he's not lying, I thought that open to the eyes of him.
He was racist.
It's not about no, it's not about being racist.
I'm just laying, I'm just laying.
Because he's laying real hard.
The hell's going on over there?
There's a lot going on over there.
Let me see.
He's, they're fine.
Here.
You're on your side.
I'm good, thank you.
You're on your side.
Um...
Uh, I drive, I drive here.
Should I call him?
I only see this one.
Let me sit down.
So you can't show you my technos?
Your technos? It's so funny when you say that.
It's homework.
What?
It's not even a math.
No, I did it wrong.
Okay.
This? I come inside.
Hold on, give me two seconds.
Wait, what?
This one?
Don't read your name.
Oh my God.
I come inside and down here.
You finish by the way.
What does that mean?
Why are they texting you that?
Mike, okay, my Uber.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, oh, oh.
Okay, this one.
Oh, it's not a white one.
Oh, holy shit.
All right.
We're coming inside.
We're going to slide away.
You know what I mean?
You're a freak.
I am.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh now I get why he's mad. Holy shit. Holy shit.
He's right there, he's right here, he's right here. Oh he's right here. Oh, back normal.
Oh, neon. How's it?
NEO!
Hey! No, no, no, no, no, no, you fat fuck. You piece of shit.
Bro that was fucked. Damn. I'm on her live bro. I might need to start doing desktop streams.
Oh my god her messages are in fucking Vietnamese. Let me see.
Let me see.
Why aren't you answering? He's asking if you're in Miami.
Okay. Uh.
Okay.
It's not because, you know it's not important.
I mean, I have so many.
So many, I have so many people trying to get there.
I'm not going to age.
You don't want to eat?
I'm going to eat chicken.
My type, my keyboard type.
Yeah, I know.
Everyone's so mean to me.
Yeah, I think we, yeah, I'm not going to lie.
Dina's Olin too, damn, bro.
Damn, that's a strong man.
I got to, hopefully I never get punched.
Bring your girl home.
I don't know how to say that in front of you.
Everyone say hi to Viet.
We love Viet, honey.
Shut up, Viet, buddy.
I love Mackey!
Mackey!
I love you too, I love your energy.
Yes, right?
The first year you sprayed, what is it called?
Spit on my face and now Mackey did again.
It's Mackey, not Mackey.
I spit on your face.
It's okay though.
I know you have good energy.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm really sorry.
Well, you're gonna do it wrong and I didn't mean to spray on your face, sorry.
She's like, bro, I like fucking, like, exploded, like,
what the fuck, oh my God, okay, no, no, I know,
because she said something like funny shit
and I have water in my mouth.
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
You said so, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, she's a manipulator, just leave, bro,
she's manipulating, she's a manipulator, bro.
No one's staying, bro, we're all leaving,
we're gonna be here alone.
I'm just like, yeah.
You want to drink and you live where I live like yeah, you said earlier
We're just
Oh my god
Yeah, I'm not lagging. Yeah, I say we get out of here
He's not naked. He has a pencil. Yeah, give her free ball
No, you're talking about dick writing?
Did you just say dick writing?
No, you told me to stop dick writing, and he um...
But I hate dick writer man!
I'm not gonna lie though, real shit, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Alright. I love you, I love you.
It's not a safe environment to be in.
I wish you the best of luck.
Um, no, no, no, like for real, like this is not the play.
I love you, I'm a big fan of yours.
I'm just letting you know there's a lot going on behind the scenes.
I love you, you're the best.
I'm talking to you, lady.
It's okay.
I just have a bigger fan now, go ahead, go ahead.
I love you, I love you guys.
This is my best fucking new year, it's the best day.
Even my IT got banned, but you guys...
No way, I can get you in bed!
I just, I just...
Yeah.
I'm just here, I can really go in bed.
My IT got banned, but you guys think this is better.
He'll get you in bed.
I got...
One motion like that.
I just appealed it, so...
Bro, I was just trying to get...
Bro, if you stand at the door or not...
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, just stay there.
I don't want no, like...
I don't want nothing to do with this punching situation. I'm a civilian
No, she's a like big man
Yes or no?
I don't hate anyone.
You say yes or no?
You like women.
I love women.
Just say you like big men.
Yes or no?
So you're not trying to fight you?
But I'm not doing that.
Just say yes or no.
Big men.
Yes or no?
You and Henry.
Yes.
I'm not that big.
No, you're good.
You say yes or no?
Yes.
I like size too.
Oh yeah.
I know the guy.
I got him.
I thought it was going to end.
Ugh!
I'm not even going to call or I'm so sorry.
What the fuck is happening, bro?
I wish I could, like, teleport to the car.
Get me out of here, bro!
All right, wait, so your Instagram's banned.
Yeah.
Damn, all right, so just give me your number then.
And then, um, er, nope, nope, okay, okay, um,
and then, um, maybe we could do something
before you leave.
Sesame oil.
How long you here for?
Make sure you don't have a girlfriend though, right?
I'm not talking like that, damn.
I'm sorry.
Okay. I don't have a girlfriend but...
Hey Rampage!
That's my date yesterday.
Why'd you put a heart next to your name?
Come on.
Oh, sorry, sorry.
Thank you so much Rampage. Is money?
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh my God! I got cash!
What do you mean, bro?
Alright.
This is, that's a lucky number.
That's a lucky, I mean it's not a lucky number.
Money.
Two dollars is really grand.
I'm realizing it here.
Huh?
It doesn't hurt?
Where's my assistant?
I'm talking about my assistant.
Assistant, assistant.
They can stop me, bro.
The niggas saw me, bruh.
And he didn't even continue it.
Or he was going to go to him.
And he's in the water.
God, bro.
You got some water in there.
OK.
I thought you were fine.
You got water, too.
Me?
I fuck with you.
You're funny.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I fuck with you.
You're funny.
I thought you were fine.
Yeah, I mean, you stole me into me.
Nah, I don't get that.
You're cool.
What's the lucky name?
See you in the water, bruh.
Yeah, my number.
What?
Pretty hard, I love that.
Free content, bro, I'm not dealing with fucking anything.
What is it like?
Free content, but I'm not dealing with fucking...
What is your type?
What?
What is your type in women?
My type in women?
Um, a good looking girl, face matters a lot.
She needs to be wholesome.
She needs to be, um, caring.
She needs to be a good wife.
Like, I mean, you don't have to like cook and clean every day, but just be very,
like, be genuine and, um, fulfill my needs.
That's it.
Hopefully you get me.
Yeah.
Why is it so easy?
You have to have your own standards.
No, oh well.
Honestly, it's very hard to find good girls in this world nowadays.
What?
Do you think I'm a good girl?
I don't know, I just met you.
You can feel me.
You give off good vibes, good energy, you're cool.
You can fly girl like that a lot out there.
What do you mean?
Good vibes.
Yeah, true.
So let's say if you go outside and...
Oh, I like her energy.
Meaning you like her?
No, it's very easy.
I'm going to go deep into it, you got what I'm saying?
No.
Just like I asked Markey earlier, you like Viet or Viet
Philippines?
He had to pick one.
What I'm saying?
So go deep into it, what's yours?
Yeah.
What I'm going to just describe is how there's so many.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Right?
Yeah, I feel that.
All right, I'm going to get real, yeah, I'm going to think, okay, like,
It's like, be more specific.
Why are you putting your hair like that?
It's hot.
It's not hot?
We look what you're wearing.
Maybe you should just make me a bit of this, I guess.
I don't know.
You make me take down my, what do you call, the pills
earlier.
What the fuck?
I didn't make you take a pill?
Oh, the pills earlier.
Remember?
You started to eat it?
Yeah.
Is it, did you take it in your mouth?
Yeah I did.
Let me see.
I don't feel wet at all.
Oh.
You're funny.
No, not that.
I was supposed to make my mouth wet.
Yeah.
No, you're not saying caught, exposed bro.
It's the fucking little, it's the little,
you don't understand.
I'm making my mouth wet.
No, it's the thing, it's the little thing
that made her mouth watery that she took for dumb,
bro.
You don't understand what,
no, no, plain bead brush, what the fuck up?
All right, I'm leaving.
Oh my God.
So you're standing in West Hollywood?
Yeah.
apartment or B&B? House? Stay safe, very dangerous. Make sure you have a gun.
I'm gonna use my gun. For real? Yeah, you gotta learn how to do that. You gotta learn.
Don't wanna fight me. No one, no one wants to hurt you, you're great.
They wanna steal something from me though. What? Like money? My heart. I don't have money.
Shut your lying ass up. You are not. You might be fake because you just said I hate liars.
Joking is just considered joking. Who gonna steal my heart if they steal they steal something else
What are you doing?
Jump you should know it you are
Yeah
Okay, I don't want to go out boy. I don't you want me to go out there when there's shit going on
It's more right now guys
Hi
You know this guy
That's being nice to you
Just like he beat me but today I've met you one time
She's alive another guy another guy was with him with me wait, so he was mean to you. No, you didn't know beat him up
Yeah, I'll go dummy mommy on his I like him. I like him. He's nice here. Yes
Well, I'm just trying to stay away from all the fucking drama and all the shit happening
What do you mean?
Yeah
I'm well, I gotta I gotta head back. So
She doesn't even live here
Okay, now I don't, okay, okay.
He's single by the label.
What did you say, you mean earlier?
What, liars?
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm not liars.
He's single by lingual and ready to lingual.
Okay.
Look at them, look at them, look at them, look at them.
You know what I'm saying?
He's single by lingual, ready to lingual.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
That's funny.
Wait, do it again?
How did I do it?
Do not make, do not make me come over here
and whoa!
Oh hell no, that would actually hurt.
That would really hurt.
That would fucking hurt.
I'm so down to rock this shit.
I feel like I'm walking out of nowhere.
Where's your type?
Bro, you're a robot, you ask everyone the same question.
I'm a robot, actually, like 10 girls ask me that tonight.
I like rich.
Sorry, you're not a robot.
Because you're not bisexual.
You're buying something intersexual, VN.
What's your type?
You just told me to stop buying girl shit.
That don't deserve me, yes.
That's not, yeah.
But I'm not talking about me.
I'm very deserving, I'm very loving,
I'm very giving, you know?
I'm very, I give a lot of milk.
Bro.
You know what I'm saying?
I think women have milk on any one you have to, baby.
No, I got milk all the time.
You want me to try some?
Yes, I've always wanted to try breast milk.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
like in a cup.
What the fuck?
I'm gonna get you a cup.
If not, that one has to be bought.
Yo, is he a buddy brother?
That's my friend.
Wait, can I try your milk?
See, okay, he's my type.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
See your buddy brother, he's my type.
Cool, good for you.
You asked him my jokes and he's hot okay, I just get a number
Dom like dominate the guys. No, no, I'm a switch. So like sometimes I'll be dummy mommy
But like if the guys waste longer than me physically and mentally I'll be seducing. I'll be like a little bit
Interesting if I'm more dominant, I'll be done. Stop saying she's a dick, bro
Yeah, I'm actually bleeding. So if you want me to whip out my tampon and smack you in it
I'll be very happy to do so.
It's not my fault that you don't have
this amazing jawline and height.
I'm sorry that-
You tell him girl.
I'm sorry that you-
Fuck you, chat.
I'm sorry that your mom never breastfed you.
I'm sorry that you weren't blessed
with these good-ass genetics.
Yeah, you tell him.
Motherfuckers.
Motherfucker.
Yeah.
Insecure fuck.
Y'all can't call me fat and you can't call me ugly
so what's the next one?
Oh my gosh, you look like a man, bitch.
You're a mother who looks like a man
and you know what?
Your mom is for the motherfucking highway
so bitch, shut the fuck up.
Sorry, it goes a lot.
I like it and you lasted my jokes.
You keep saying that, do you want to fucking...
Yeah, I'm gonna take him from you for sure.
I love your impersonation.
I think you said that to every person that's often involved.
No, I'm gonna say I like your impersonation.
Actually, yes.
I don't say that to anybody.
You just did? Yeah, sure.
It's okay, she's his... she is, right?
Yeah, I'm gonna say Zodiac sign.
I'm a Leo.
Can you pass me that water over there, please?
Thank you.
Is that a rampain water?
Yeah.
Oh, let me go get my water, too.
It's right there on the floor.
He's not gonna, um...
He's gonna want to do it.
Whole room, bro.
I don't want to, I'm gonna be real, bro.
I didn't say this room where I did.
I'm not dealing with any of that shit outside, bro.
I'm not trying to get punched next.
What?
Are you sure you're not gonna take a shot?
Am I sure I'm not gonna take a shot?
Yes.
You can't be easily persuaded.
I remember it took a shot with someone.
You know what, who?
Why do you lie?
Who do I take a shot with?
I say, I thought I saw...
Well, your eyes were twisted.
Because he's not marking.
He'll take a shot.
He and I didn't take a shot.
I go take a shot.
Both of us take a shot.
I love a shot.
You know what?
Let's do it.
I'll be back.
I'll say through.
Yeah, yeah.
He's scary to go outside.
He's not scary.
I mean, he's scared to go outside.
No, I'll go outside.
I'm just not taking a shot.
I'll go outside.
I will go outside.
Yeah, I hope you're strong.
Good night.
Oh, man.
What's up? How you doing?
I'm good.
A.Z.? From Arizona?
Hell yeah, shot to A.Z.
A.Z. from Arizona, tap in.
That's it.
Can you say hi to my sister?
Yeah, where's your sister?
A.Z.
What's up?
Happy birthday!
We got our birthday girl in this bag!
Happy birthday!
How old are you?
21?
Oh my god!
What?
I mean, that's your age, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, she's old, no, she's old, she's old.
I'm 21 too, Axel.
You're not 21, you're 20 years old.
I'm not gonna find you right now.
So long.
Oh my god, I didn't even know.
What is this?
It's my favorite.
I'm the vibrancina.
What the hell?
I'm not a vibrancina.
No, no, I'm good.
I am good.
Why does he have to do Ramadan, bro?
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, bro. It's the holy month.
How's your fan size, man?
What?
How's your fan size, man?
Ah, that's all good.
I'll do it, I'll mix it, I'll mix it.
TARGIA! TARGIA!
Basketball, I don't work out. I play basketball a lot.
Hell yeah, are you good?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, she doesn't, yeah, you look, you're very fit.
You should go to a court side game before you leave.
Like a Laker game.
Oh my God!
Excuse me.
What's up, Keith?
How are you doing?
We're in America now.
We're in Miami for a few weeks.
We're out in America now.
We're in Miami for a few weeks.
We're out in America now.
Oh my God! You're like the last people I thought I'd be here.
Honestly, it's definitely interesting.
How does it feel here in Australia next time again?
I miss Australia so much.
Yo, no talk?
Bro, Australia is my favorite country I've been to.
Really?
Bro, I had a great time.
If you lost to me, you're a goker.
All of them, bro.
All of them are fucking amazing, bro.
I try to tag you, but everyone just thinks it's great, bro.
Chad, come to Australia.
Go to Australia.
It's fucking amazing.
They think it's the spiders and snakes and shit.
It's fire, bro.
Yeah, it's good.
Damn, bro. Nice to see you, bro.
No, good to see you again, bro.
Nice to see you again.
What?
Ah, just met her.
Oh, it's you.
Yeah.
I met her the other day, too.
Oh, you met her the other day, too?
Oh, yeah.
I caught her how to think, though.
No, no, no.
No, no.
It was like that, huh?
It was like that.
Yeah, no.
No, no.
So what did Markey do to you?
It was funny.
I didn't do anything.
No, no, no.
Why did you move out?
Because I was meeting him.
They left me.
I'm just kidding.
And just you?
It was like, it was like, it was like Mark and Brian.
Oh, you know Brian too?
I know him.
My name was like, Ted Gross.
Like, they just put it on my head.
Like, I was like, I was like,
shut up to them.
Shut up, sweater.
Seriously? Are you serious?
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, I hold back.
Someone stole your shit?
I was like, I'm not gonna show you.
That's why I'm here.
I'm gonna show you.
I hope you find yourself somehow, some way.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna show you.
Nice to meet you.
Alright.
That's my, my, my, my.
Yeah, it was good to see you.
Where did you help me?
After we tap.
Oh, okay.
I'm gonna work.
I'm gonna be back here.
Uh, how did you meet?
Oh, that's the 69th thing.
Oh, the 69th thing, yeah.
What 69th thing?
The Steve Badawist one.
Oh, now we're on there.
Yes.
Damn.
Yeah.
And then we just went like that.
You know what's crazy?
Nowadays you never see girls with black hair.
Really?
Am I tripping?
I'm like, it looks like black right now.
No, yours is like extra black.
You like black hair?
Yeah.
Do you like it?
Damn, beyond.
Well, you notice about whole hair color like that.
Huh?
You like it?
It's cool.
Yeah, look at it.
Wait, what's your type?
What is my type? I don't, you know, I was telling her like...
Okay, you want me to repeat that for her again?
Yeah, repeat it.
He wants girls who have the big personality.
Yeah.
Wholesome.
Yeah.
Um, fulfilled with his needs.
Yeah.
Um, cute face.
Yeah.
Nice body.
Okay.
I don't know how they can, but I have it inside.
That's all that matters, that's all that matters for real.
And what else? He said he wanted to build, you know, full feeling of need.
And let's make, make, make his life hard, but make him hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait, what? Oh, oh my god, what is that?
Alright, well, um, I'm leaving. I'll see you later.
God bless.
I thought we were gonna take a shot out here.
I don't drink!
I'll just leave you to come out here to get a shot.
I'm leaving though. I don't think
Okay, all right, you want me to order it for you
Indian guys
You see
Yeah, he's my brother.
Tyler, he was there and I'll say whatever.
Same time.
I see you're not playing my D's.
D's is a man, bro.
I fucking love D's, bro.
Yeah.
What?
Man, we got out there.
Dang it, man.
Who's the forward version?
Like, thank you.
This one of those, I'm forwarding.
Sounds good.
What's up?
What's up, drinking?
This is Gene.
What is that?
You?
No, I don't drink.
OK, good.
Stayed away, yeah.
Yes!
Yep, yes sir.
Yep.
Hi guy.
All right.
Well, I'm gonna walk out for a little bit.
Very nice to see y'all.
One question for everybody.
How long does that take?
And how long does that last?
The color.
Oh.
I almost did a Davey Cartman.
I've been doing it a while.
Frontier.
What's that?
Davey, Davey Cartman.
How long does that take?
Oh, it lasts for a few months.
My guy.
Yes sir.
All right, man.
Have fun, brother.
Appreciate you.
Let me know when you're ready for me to teach you some dance moves.
Okay?
Yeah, we can schedule that, whatever.
You're like a real dancer.
Oh yeah.
Let me teach you some shit.
Hold on.
No.
I wouldn't teach you those moves.
Okay.
I would teach you a lot of moves.
Okay.
I'm going to show you those moves.
I'm going to show you a little bit.
Wow, you are great at what you do.
So yeah, but not literally like that,
but when you're ready, we can start the ball.
Mia, can you get her number?
For sure.
New Year's, it's Chinese.
Blessings better. Blessings. Blessings. All right.
What's up?
It's a fucking people's meeting.
Vietnamese lady.
I got to use the restroom.
Sorry. I'm sorry. What do you say?
Vietnamese lady?
I got to use the restroom.
It's so bad to call me Vietnamese.
It's how you do it. It's fine.
Hi, so...
Okay, later Jack.
If you ask me on to show you that the flat chat,
this is time to show you the last messages.
All right, we're making him take a shot.
Let's have a look, just take a sip of drink.
No drink.
You're gonna look like this, I look crazy.
Look, you can switch sides.
No!
I'm just showing you the chat!
Oh.
Give me the chat.
I can't read anything.
Hi chat.
I don't know what to talk to the chat.
It's so fast, I can't even read it.
This is my, this is my buddy.
I don't want to talk to the chat. Okay.
Put me on. Actually, I think he is.
My favorite streamer so far.
I'm actually drunk right now.
I can't even read what y'all are saying, it's going so fast.
Oh, it's so strong.
It's like, I need to shake that shake.
But it's not even strong.
Oh yeah, I didn't know that.
Um...
Good.
Very good.
I'm sorry, I'm not done right now.
Man, Pia, that's so nice.
I'm just like, I can't.
I'm over-sternly the whole girl.
I can't fuck that thing.
Who do you think that neon looked good with?
I feel like you look good with it.
I mean, Pia, I'm sure you look a lot like girls, though.
He likes Latina.
You're everybody's type, though.
You just don't believe me at all. This girl is the most, the most, I mean, she's a pretty
girl, she's pretty pretty, but she's pretty insecure.
Maybe we should have seen each other.
I'm not so straight right now, but maybe you want to know I'm not straight, and if you want to give me one
of your prayers, you can break my heart, and I'll be on your side.
I'm like mostly straight. I'm mostly straight.
He's always pleased back.
I don't, you know what, you look good.
How do you think that?
Um, what do you think, Chad?
What do you think, what do you think, what do you think is the way it is earlier?
Um, you know what I'm asking, what do you think is the way it is?
I don't want to say it.
Wait, I figured it out.
Why would you say it's working here?
Honestly, I don't do OF like other people. I don't OF take it as they got it.
I feel like you're very wholesome. You're very wholesome innocent vibes today.
Honestly, I feel like even my eyes she got bad. I've met so many loving people, amazing people.
I don't know why the way out here.
I mean, J-Song, I mean, J-Song is what I'm hearing.
Oh, here? Everybody is super chillin' here.
It's very, very much the way it is.
I don't miss any of it.
I love your vibe.
I say it to any of you on the internet.
I don't travel a lot.
I mean, I don't have a lot of money though.
I'm sorry, India?
India has some artists.
That's what it is. That's smart people.
I feel like they're roasting me, but I can't...
Why do you have to be racing them now?
I think...
I think you're making some smarter people.
Smart funny.
Smart funny is hot, yeah.
That's my favorite.
Ressa Aura.
Yeah.
My...
I feel like my type is like smart honey.
I don't think you guys need to be like a little cunt or too young, like you know.
Just smart, smart, funny. I like nerdy, a little nerdy, like smart, funny, like maybe you used to be fat, you know?
I'm like,
it's done.
What?
Why is your chat so horny?
Why is this chat so horny?
Put it back in.
Today is the second of the year,
so if you're excited to be able to meet people,
The next one I'm going to play is, let me teach you something.
If you want to say happy today, if you see anything,
but then you see what you say, don't worry about it.
I'll be in happy new year.
Alright, chat, decide.
Do we stay?
Just say that.
It's absolutely real life.
Did you guys meet the big cheese?
Big cheese.
Thank you sir.
I'll hold it for you.
Thanks sir.
Why do you call yourself a bunny?
What's your real name? Your name's Maya?
Because bunny is like
you're my little bloody boy, right?
Yeah.
It's something morning.
It's something endless and morning at the same time.
It's enough to
You live in Adelaide?
So what are you doing here?
We're staying with Rampage.
Oh, you're staying with Rampage?
Yeah.
Oh, shit!
And here's the other house?
Fire!
I've been there.
Oh, you've been there.
Where you going? Back to Hollywood?
Alright, chat on the side.
Do we stay or leave?
The side, chat. It's up to y'all.
What do you mean like the height?
Yeah, like how tall is short?
What was your height in me?
I mean, do you think you're short or tall?
I don't think I'm short, I don't think I'm tall. I'm like medium.
You think I'm short?
I'm short.
Do you know where I support height?
Who has short?
Who has a short?
Oh, what the fuck?
No.
Okay.
So I'm sure.
Yes.
I'm sure.
Yes.
No, we just left.
I'm just going to go out of here.
I know a lot about me, huh?
I don't know, we just left.
I'm just going out of here.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I'm going out of here.
Do you guys want to go out of here?
I don't see you guys.
What's your name?
I'm going out of here.
I'll just go out of my house.
I'm not going to go out of here.
No, I'm going out of here.
I'm gonna walk around for a sec.
I'm gonna walk around, I'll be back.
I'll find out where I'll be right now.
Alright.
So it looks like, I don't know, bro.
I'm gonna be real.
To be in a place like this, you gotta be on Red Bulls.
Right or wrong.
Right or wrong, Chad.
Right or wrong.
Right or wrong chat
Turn out
Yeah
I feel it, I feel it, I feel it, I feel it, I feel it.
Oh God, I'm sorry Chad, I just can't.
You know why.
Y'all know why?
I'm being quilly today.
I'm being quilly today, it's on me.
I'm being quilly today.
I just, you know why.
Y'all know why, bro.
Y'all know why.
My bad, bro, all right.
My bad.
Don't follow me random shit.
Bro, it's 11 o'clock in Orange County.
What the fuck are we gonna do?
Sit there and fucking stare at a tree?
Is that what they do?
and fucking stare at a tree, there's nothing to do.
There's nothing else to do, bro.
I'm not taking Red Bulls.
I'm not gonna lie, no more Red Bull energy drinks
this month, bro.
30 days of no Red Bulls, I don't feel a fuck.
30 days of no Red Bulls, bro.
It is what it is, it gotta be done.
I don't know what the fuck you're saying.
Like that, like that, like that, like that, like that.
All right?
Like that, like that, like that, like that, like that.
And that's that.
All right, so who's the best content here?
Who's the best content here?
Let me know.
Who's the best content here?
Fuck, I feel so bad, bro.
Fuck.
Check out how we've seen you, all my mother's life I didn't drink or anything.
You fucking stupid?
Black hair, Marquis? Maya?
Alright, let's get this thing on.
Maya, quick question!
Maya? Maya?
I'm out here.
Quick question.
First off, the chat loves you.
Really?
Yeah, how many tattoos do you have?
I have a student that like, um, I was like, I asked my back.
You thought you hurt?
Uh, but then I got hurt a lot.
I said, so I would have to talk a little bit.
Before that I tested myself before I went.
Like, cause I don't want to touch other people, you know?
Why?
Just because I was learning.
I didn't want to do it.
Oh, you don't want to talk to anyone too?
Yeah.
So I was like, you know, let me just try this off.
I usually use like fruit and shit, like, for work.
What's something interesting about you?
That's all I do, IRL. I hate sitting behind the stuff off and just fucking...
Not anymore. I used to, I was 13 years old, doing gaming for like 6 years, 5 years, and then I got tired of it.
So I'm an IRL-er.
I started my school like 5 or 6 years ago and I was just doing it because I got a PC to play games on it.
I just did it like 3 times, so I was like, I'm like, I'll stream this shit and then I ended up selling it for a little bit more than that.
And I swear literally to my company,
so I'm like, it's really nice, so it's okay.
Yeah, so.
W Maya in the chat.
Why is the Vietnamese lady by herself?
Hold on, I'll be right back.
Chat, remember when she was like,
boring, boring, hey.
You say, I'm boring,
but you're sitting here by yourself.
Oh, you're eating.
But like, social, you operate like socialized.
I'm shy, yes.
You think she's shy?
I'll leave you alone.
I don't want you alone.
I'm not going to be tired of them.
What the fuck?
Can I see what's in your backpack?
A lot of things go to...
Makeup.
I'm looking for my sriracha.
Are you gonna put, you have sriracha in your purr, in your thing?
Smart.
Yeah.
So you're gonna put it in there?
Yeah, I have one pop in there.
You didn't put it in there?
You're trolling.
You're looking like a...
Huh?
You look like a cousin.
Me and you?
Yeah.
No.
I think we do though.
You will like glasses.
and we wear white together
we don't look like cousins
they're fake though
my fake is my real
oh they're real?
it's kidding
yeah
that's kidding
alright, enjoy your meal
you talk to me and you say
okay, enjoy your meal
I don't want to bother you, eat your food
that's actually my meal
Because it always like, oh it's calling me and pop, and then, when it's like, in a moment of interest thing, and it's like, okay, I put my friend's phone over right now.
Damn. It's like a cliffhanger.
Not you.
And you make me numb right now. If you say it one more time, I'll let you leave.
I make you numb?
Yeah.
What the fuck does that mean?
It's like, you talk to me, a second break before a second, and then you just say,
Okay, okay, I'll leave.
How does it make you feel?
It's just like, I say I love you and the next day I say,
I'm sorry, let's break up.
Bro, it's not like that.
That's what makes you feel.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry what?
That means you feel sorry.
Man, what are you talking about?
You should feel sorry, yeah.
You said I'm a lover boy.
When I find my wife,
I'm going to make sure
she has every single thing she wants
And anything she needs I'm gonna spoil her. I'm gonna give her the fucking world
I'm dead ass
I'm going to give her everything
Rich
There's not gonna be a trick it's called being caring
Who's a good boy
My man
Yeah, no, I don't yeah, I'm not I'm a man. I'm not a boy
I'm a man. Yeah, I'm a man
Are you dirty
Okay
Yeah, no, I don't want I don't want to
No, I don't do drugs.
No, that I ask.
You just said you do coke every day.
I never said I would take Adderall sometimes.
You take Adderall?
I never did coke.
You know if you take one fake pill of Adderall, you would die.
Don't take Adderall.
Yes, I'm going.
No, for real though.
It makes your heart beat hella fast.
And you can die.
Don't do that.
I know it's not good.
I'm going to take 5% of 5% of it.
But you don't have natural energy?
I don't have nasa wagyu here.
So why do you need that at all?
I have really high-price.
That's awesome.
You don't look like, do you think I look like a lady boy?
No, no, no, no, no.
You don't look like a lady boy.
Thank you.
Um...
She's a talent show.
Basically, Matt? You ever know Matt?
Matt? You ever know Matt?
Matt?
Damn, that's the rock that smells strong as fuck.
You know what I'm talking about? That, like...
I'm talking about your taco, not you.
It's hella strong.
Yeah.
So, um, after this, what are you doing?
I'm going home.
Going home?
And what?
Make some content.
What are you doing?
It's only 11.
Yeah.
It's early.
What time do you sleep?
I don't sleep.
Oh, that's because you say Adderall.
That makes sense.
Okay, um...
I have no words.
You said you're gonna go home and make content?
I have no words.
No words, words.
Nothing can come out of my mouth right now.
I'm just saying you have no words to go home.
No, no, no, no words.
So, after this, you're gonna go home and make content.
You do it every night?
Maybe a lot.
I mean, mostly, yeah.
You do it every day?
Yeah.
That's good. I love that.
I'm locked in. I'm very motivated.
I want to be one of the best at what I do
so I gotta keep going every day.
I mean, you're the first, the first person,
the first person, the most successful.
I mean, you're the most successful.
I'm not sure.
I mean, I'm the realist, I don't say you're a nice person, I say you're a realist.
I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
Bro, what the fuck are y'all saying, Chad? Holy shit, bro.
I'm the thing that's concerning the values of having a girlfriend.
I don't want a girlfriend. I do actually, but I'm coping.
I do want a girlfriend, I just don't, I need to find the right person
and I need to receive the love back, you know?
Yeah, I got it.
I got it.
I don't want a boyfriend.
There's no rush though.
It takes a year or two years, whatever it is.
It doesn't matter.
My mom is just small.
You feel it.
Exactly.
But...
You can't find a boyfriend.
You can't let me have it by yourself.
You're the morning! You're the morning!
You're the morning!
You're the morning?
What?
What the fuck?
I never say that. I say, you don't need the remains, you have to be happy.
The happiness comes on yourself.
You're the morning.
I am used to being born and I'm just a little funny.
You involved with the five gifted?
Question, last thing before I go.
Yes.
Do girls get more hornier guys?
Actually, serious question.
Give her a mic.
She doesn't want a mic because she's insecure about her accent.
Stop being insecure.
Yo bro, chat.
Look how much she ate within ten minutes.
Oh yeah, I'm trying to answer your question.
Damn, what are you, a fucking pigeon?
Answer your question right now.
Oh, yeah.
Put it down.
Yeah.
Damn pigeon.
Um, where are you coming from?
Yes.
You guys, I'm here to have more money.
Girls are guys.
I think girls have more money than guys.
They just try.
They don't want to act like they want to be changed.
Girls don't want you to die.
Damn.
But you know what?
It's just because, um, girls cheat.
Girls cheat a lot, but they just don't really, they don't really say it out there, you know?
It doesn't mean God cheats on a girl.
Guys, I don't think a girl, I'm not saying a girl cheats on a guy, but the number is not that much different.
I'm not saying I'll cheat, I'll never cheat on anyone, I'll never cheat. I swear.
Have you ever got cheated on?
I don't think my man would cheat on me though.
Yeah, yeah, that's fucked up.
I know, I don't think so.
I've been waiting for a while, I don't know.
You cheat on me?
You're crazy.
I mean, not crazy, you stupid.
What's going on with you, what's going on with you?
All right, have you ever cheated on me?
No, I've never been cheated on.
Twins, damn, you have a hard handshake.
You're gonna be a little softer like a... let me see?
Like a... no, no, no, like, no, like...
I NEVER HIT YOU FUCKING RETARDES, YOU IDIOTS!
It never happened!
Show me proof right now!
Show me proof, I'll give you a thousand dollars!
Show me proof! Please!
What?
If you cheat you're a fucking loser. You're a weirdo. You're a lame and you deserve to go to hell for putting your partner through that. Real shit. I don't give a fuck.
Even a girlfriend. You're promising them that you're not going to do that and you do it. You're a piece of shit.
Yeah, make a deal with your partner.
Exactly.
It's fine.
Exactly.
But it's so fine.
All right, I'm leaving.
It was very nice to see you.
I wish you the best of luck in the future.
When did you say you're leaving LA again?
I'm not going to LA.
But I'll be here.
When are you leaving LA?
I'll be here.
I'm not going to LA.
I'm not going to the Abbey.
Actually, no, I'm going, actually, I think,
at the end of the month.
I'll see.
Hey, hi.
Hey, I don't want to go to the Abbey.
I don't want to go to the Abbey anymore.
Obviously, if I don't want to go.
I'm chilling right now.
I'm happy here.
I'll see you in the month.
OK, all right.
You have my number now, I locked in.
God bless.
Hey, the Jack earlier asked you,
I mean, what do you say to me in your contact?
I'm not your favorite person now.
Chad, she saved her name on the contact with her name in the heart next to it.
We're locked in.
Alright.
Until next time.
Enjoy your tacos.
Enjoy your white night anyway.
I think I'm gonna have a good night.
You gonna have a good night?
Yeah.
All right, God bless you.
God bless you, God bless you.
I'm gonna go home and guess what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna plan streams.
Because I'm in Long Beach.
This is my life.
Plan streams?
Plan more streams.
Oh, plan more streams.
Plan content, plan streams.
I'm not just gonna go home.
I'm gonna write down a warrant on that.
Yeah.
Wow.
I never wrote on board what's my next content out of the hosting.
It's always like, yeah.
That's why I used to play different games.
I think so.
OK.
You're the vlog operator, yeah?
No, you're not.
You do good for yourself.
I'm very full.
Yeah, very full.
Keep up the good work.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Oh, sorry.
Bye-bye.
Perfect.
Enjoy your night.
All right, see you later.
What?
Oh, OK.
See you later, girl.
What the fuck?
Oh, hello.
It's summer.
You met her before.
I met you before?
You met me at home.
When did I meet you all?
Oh, another party here.
Oh, that was like years ago.
How do you even remember that?
Oh, hey!
Does this dog bite?
No, she's really out of summer.
Hey!
Aw.
I love dogs.
I have two dogs at home.
Aw.
So cute.
It's top of Tuesday, you know, so I had a great summer.
Hell yeah.
You guys are friends?
Yeah.
How's it?
Oh, you're Vietnamese.
There's a lot of Asians in this fucking house. Holy shit
Like look it's everywhere
Asian persuasion. Oh my god, it's another one Jimmy Lynn
Yeah, I'm Johnnie Slice in the house, let's go!
Hey, hey!
Long day.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, we're recording.
Hi, guys.
Hello, hello, hello.
How you doing?
When you ever come to LA, let me know.
I live in LA.
Oh, you're in the line.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll put it.
I'll put it.
What's up?
We're the only other brown fucking guys you'll ever meet.
The cool one.
I'll put the block.
Let's tap in.
What do you all do?
I'm in marketing music, real estate.
So we're gonna come out and create music.
Create music? Okay, hell yeah.
Yeah, so we're not a person bussing company, but we do a lot of music.
Okay. A lot of A.I. shit too.
Yeah.
We're gonna come out and create music.
Uh, you know MySpace?
MySpace?
Yeah.
Me and started MySpace music, uh, 10 years ago.
Oh, wow.
20 years ago.
So we're getting in there.
Yeah, we're like 10 years older.
Probably 10, 20 years older.
Okay, but what's happened?
Much love, guys.
Uh, bye, Maya.
Bye.
It's very nice to meet you.
All right, brother.
Yes, sir.
God bless.
Marky!
Dance with me, boy!
Put my hands.
We're gonna go back and forth, yeah?
Now what?
Leon!
See, I knew you were gay, you're just scared of something.
So I'm getting some booty, huh?
That's not me, get out!
I'm gonna clean!
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna clean!
You're making a problem.
Let me see the fucking thing.
She's trying to fuck with me.
What do we do?
Let me see the fucking thing.
Let me see it.
Oh my God!
What is happening?
I can't do a big cheese.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Yeah, yeah.
What is happening, bro?
Why is there so horny?
Oh my God!
Fuck it, fuck!
Fuck off!
Fuck off me!
Oh!
Oh, wait!
Jesus, hey!
Come on!
Where are you going?
Come on!
No, I don't want to do that. I don't want to do it.
Listen, listen. If you do it, you will stop hitting the door.
Hey, image, I'm on a personal journey.
Bro, fuck that game, it's a Brazilian ass.
You do it on watch.
Okay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
You're forced on the world.
What?
Hey, yeah, you're forced on the world.
You see that one?
No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
Image, I love you.
And the one that's gonna be like your father, baby,
this will transform you to a man.
I just, I don't want to say no in your household.
I feel bad.
I love you, Rampage.
But for me, I don't get pleasure
of smacking girls' ass.
It's not for us, it's for them.
They like to be playing games.
Okay, so I, wait, I have to,
I got this, hold on, wait, I got it.
Hold on, just hold on.
You start dancing on the phone, hold on, wait.
I'm gonna go up.
He wants, he wants to learn how to do it.
All right, let's go.
All right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
He wants to smack ass.
Let's go.
He wants to smack ass.
Smackers! Big cheese!
Big cheese!
Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here.
Get the timing right, get the timing right, good shit boy.
Come on Faze, run, come on Faze, run, you got it, come on Faze, run.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on. I got a guy.
I got a guy.
Big cheese! Second thing, big cheese!
Come on here, come on here, come on here.
Come on, come on here.
Help me!
Excuse me, man.
Are you, are you a Latina?
Are you a Latina?
Nice to meet you.
God bless.
I'm so sorry my brother!
What you doing?
I'm just asking for the Latina
What am I getting?
Prost so much!
Fuck!
I'm leaving!
What happened?
I'm leaving!
What happened?
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Who's was out?
I'm retarded, so like I still got my, kind of, it freezes in my head.
It's like freezing in my head slowly, and I'm like reading it.
It's tough, but I'm reading it.
Yeah.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, that was nice.
Yeah, Marky!
Oh, you feel like a side, a side.
Yeah.
Oh, come on, guys, really.
I have my guys with me.
Bro.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Everyone in this party is on hardcore drugs and I'm just like so hard, I'm sober.
Well then you're just a party, but I fuck with it.
But hold on.
We're both a party.
No, we're both a party.
But listen, like everyone is on some crazy shit.
And I'm-
No, trust me, I've seen something in the bathroom.
My page doesn't do drugs.
I don't know, zero.
Like, I'm like, like just like, I mean, everyone's drunk as fuck, whatever.
No one's drunk.
I think people are just more fun than you, and that's what scares you a little bit.
It makes you feel a little intimidated, I don't know.
You're just like a little more straight and narrow.
A little more square if you will.
Damn, are you ready?
You're a little square, baby.
How do I fix it?
Without doing a twerk on, I just don't want to get twerk on.
I don't want to like touch a girl like that.
I wasn't trying to twerk on you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I felt straight in.
You're not fucking...
Haram.
Ramadankadeem Haribi.
Oh my God, don't say that while we're here.
Don't say that while we're here, please.
Don't... Oh my God.
Um, clip 60.
Okay.
But, all right, well listen, you don't need to get torqued on, you don't need to do anything.
I'm here.
You just have to just let your hair down a little bit.
You know, that viet bunny she liked you, you just, you're a little mean to her, I'm
not gonna lie.
What?
You're a man.
Oh my God, I gotta apologize.
I'll be back.
No, no, no.
If a girl likes you, you just gotta like go with the flow, man.
You don't have to be so like calling her out on all her lies.
I mean, we know girls lying like you don't have to call it out every second
You don't have to you don't have to call out every single line cuz girls always
Wait, am I like mean?
No, you weren't can you just get a call it?
What the fuck?
I didn't sign up for this
Let me tell you
Listen, don't you said you didn't drink
Huh?
Why are you puking?
Bro, I'm not drunk
Then why are you puking?
I always I just like a thing I do always have like
You just stop being spicy. Yeah
Anyway, listen, you don't have to call every girl out on her lies. Like, you know girls lie. Okay, just like
Let them out. Oh, fuck it. No, no, no lie to me, bitch. Do it. I want you to know how to mean to slap me after and spit on me
No, no, no, I wasn't I wasn't gonna say the needy's dummy. Mommy you okay, but I was gonna say like
I mean, I'll do that. No, no, no, no, but wait like I was gonna say
Hey, we know girls lie, but you don't always have to call it out so fast.
You can just let things ride for a bit.
But I'm just like, I'm kind of like how, I kind of like how honest and sincere you are.
So it is kind of funny when you call them out.
Like you said that 20 times earlier, she's telling you the same shit.
She's on Markey.
She's on me.
She told him.
Yeah, but there's a language barrier.
That's true.
I'm not, I know I feel that.
She doesn't speak English that well.
Oh my God, there's a tree in my ear.
Okay, I will say you're right.
But at the same time, she doesn't speak English.
How are you not cold because I'm a whole host don't get cold. Oh my god your thought
Wait, you just I don't have only family just kidding. Okay. I haven't had sex in so long dude same. Wait
Yeah, well, I thought you're a virgin
I am not I'm not a two bodies
Two bodies
So you're not gay
Can I, can I take, what?
What?
Okay, by the way, if that was rude to you, I'm very sorry.
No, I'm saying it kind of well, that didn't mean to me.
Can I play with your dog?
Yeah.
Is he a boy or a girl?
He's a girl.
Okay.
Girl.
Oh my god, you paint your dog's toenails.
No, I don't.
Oh!
Oh
Can I take them I'm gonna hurt I'm gonna take good care of her
I'll see y'all later
Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit. Sit, Summer. Why is he slash she shaking? Alright, I'm
I'm saying it back.
Bro, I want to steal this dog.
This dog is fucking cute, bro.
Aww.
She's so cute.
Can you show me the tricks?
Okay, but she's shaking.
Oh, she doesn't.
Oh, it's the swallow thing.
So she's not scared.
She fucks with me?
I think it's just really loud for me.
Summer, maybe you can do a trick for mommy.
You do a spin.
If you saw a spin, you should be ready.
Spin?
Summer, do a spin.
Ready to do a spin?
Spin.
Oh!
Well, can you go sit down right here?
You sit.
You sit for a treat.
You sit.
No, you got to sit down.
And then you can high five.
Yeah.
Oh my God, you should put him slash her in a beauty pageant.
And then you can do one more spin for mommy.
Yeah, yes, what the fuck? How do you teach them that?
Why can't my dog do that fuck you, Aria?
No, my dog just fucking runs and sits and that's it
Oh
Look at it so baby for how old is she she's two years old. Oh never
What?
Damn, wait. How much does it cost to buy a puppy Chihuahua?
She was like a hundred dollars.
Oh my god, I'm getting one.
She's a hundred dollars.
Let's find a breeder. Let's get one. Let's get one.
Oh my god.
I'm from downtown LA.
Oh, she's in the slums.
Yeah, in the streets.
Shit.
You're a good girl.
I know mommy wanted to get a treat.
Now she's chilling.
She's happy. Now she's good.
Look at how tiny that is.
Yeah, it's very tiny.
I have a small puppy that's like half her size.
they're loud wait this one this one barks um no I like I like discipline her to
not to do that oh yeah smart smart yeah the barking good this girl um all right
well cool thank you for letting me have some time with your dog I appreciate it
All righty. God bless.
Um, you want me to, uh...
I got that Vi girl stolen by her.
All right.
Take the palm. What's in the palm?
They're calling me bae.
Neon's a crush.
So y'all want me to go, y'all want me to go and just get torched on by every girl.
That's what y'all want.
That's what y'all want. That's what you guys want.
I'll give you what you want. I don't give a fuck.
Yes?
What do you have?
I was just kidding.
I know you stay. I've seen you with the baddest bitch alive.
Who?
Iggy. We love you Iggy.
No Iggy is the baddest girl I've ever seen.
You're the most beautiful woman ever.
People tell me I'm not like you when I say thank you, but that's not true.
You look like her and I look like her to the universe.
You look like a pro at singing.
I'm like a Tee-Doo.
Like a Tee-Doo versus an A-Doo.
I'll take this.
Like it's like a dollar.
It's $5.
Oh my god, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I fuck with you, I fuck with you.
It's like two to eight, two to one.
Get off me.
Chad, predictions.
It's Marky getting pussy to lay.
I should know.
I got you, bro.
What are you fucking doing?
I don't know.
You're so far, I don't know what you're doing, huh?
But I'll give you a second to ride your car.
Okay, I'll just sit back.
It doesn't work anymore.
Yeah, thanks.
Mark, what happened to you guys?
Thank you, brother.
Thank you.
All right.
How you doing, brother?
Wait, it's up there.
Oh, are you mad yet?
This is my guy.
He's up there now.
Something's going on.
Come on, come on.
What? Hey, are you two twins?
They're saying birthday is your birthday, brother.
What do you do for your birthday?
Can I come?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm doing a gold rush ride and stuff.
Oh, hell no.
So my birthday, if you're ready,
I'm going to finish on my birthday in Vegas.
I stay away from car rides, brother.
OK.
I'll tell you right later.
I'll tell you right.
But the end of the fucking rally.
All right, damn, bro.
If the end of the rally is in Vegas,
and you know how you know Vegas.
I'll be in Vegas.
Hey, don't give it to a kid later, man.
Yes!
And then I'm like, oh, bro, I went to that same club.
We went on a terrible date and it was fucking sick.
I was with Marshmallow and it was crazy.
So listen, tell me the date, I'm gonna set up
some crazy shit tonight.
June 20th.
No, but when are you gonna be there?
June 20th.
I'll see you in Vegas, brother.
What's your birthday?
It's my birthday.
Oh, are y'all coming too?
Yeah, we're gonna be there on the same day.
I don't make the plan.
I'm gonna sign it up.
Much love, guys.
Big cheese.
Do you like, do you like big bitches or flat bitches?
Hey, you guys, you can't do the personality.
Yeah, that's all you really want to do.
You don't want to lose.
There's a lot going on here, bro.
I think I need to go to church, bro. I'll be honest.
Lahambian is like the real thing.
This is not, yeah.
Yeah, it's just normal. This is my first LA half party.
Seriously? Yeah.
You think this is crazy, bro?
You gotta go to like a Hollywood Hills, red lights, secret.
I'll be honest, this is the closest to a ditty party I've ever been in my life.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
I'm on your current page.
Yeah, it's pretty close.
Makes sense.
Yeah, true.
Makes a lot of sense.
What's the craziest party you've ever been to?
There was one in LA.
Yeah.
Housing the Hills.
They had little orgy tents.
Like they're not.
Yeah, I put it off.
They had orgy tents.
Like you go there and cook.
Yeah, I didn't.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I was like they're tense and the people going to have orgies. That's what I got like recently. There's a new year though
We don't have that in Australia. Yeah, I'll show you something. Oh, no. Yeah, no
The closest you get to that is probably a show me party. Oh
Yeah, that's the closest you get he goes crazy, right crazy, but not that crazy. I mean sometimes
Yeah, this is pretty wild. I'm gonna go here for I will leave on the 98th of March. Oh
Yes sir. Thank you, thank you.
Where is, um...
Are you really the... one of the...
You're not Australian porn stars?
Yeah.
She's gonna teach me how. Are you ready?
I'll leave you, I'll leave you.
Oh my...
You're laughing, though.
I know, though.
Okay, let's make sure nothing
I feel like I need a
I don't know, I don't care, but
I think
I need like a cleanse
Like a cleanse, like you know how Christians get baptized?
I got baptized
You've been baptized? How many times?
Do you plan on getting baptized again or no?
I don't know.
All right.
Yeah, it's just inside that.
Yeah, yeah, all your sins go away.
I'm Muslim, I don't do that.
You don't eat pork, right?
Nope, no pork, never.
I would never eat pork the day of my life.
Cash waiting pork, I quit shooting.
I don't eat pork.
But yeah, why don't you do it with other girls
who are doing the torquing over there?
I got that, yeah.
I have that, but I don't have that.
You were to the gym a lot?
Basketball, yeah, lazy to have it.
Lazy, you think I'm lazy?
Maybe I'm lazy.
I love it.
He's really, really lazy, yeah?
How about you?
Basketball?
Yeah, basketball.
I'll tell you, before you leave, you should go to a lake again.
Basketball team.
Tomorrow?
No, no, no.
Before you leave, whatever.
You should go.
What is this happening every day?
Every few days.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'll tell you a little bit.
What is this thing you keep putting in your eye?
It hurts.
Oh, because of that?
But it's not even that.
Not even that.
If you go around someone, he didn't need it.
We'll make it like that.
You know?
I don't know.
Do you have a dry, wear contact lens?
No.
Do you have a wear contact lens?
What's better, glasses or no glasses?
Does it mean glasses?
No glasses.
No glasses?
No.
What's better glasses or no glasses?
Does this mean glasses? No glasses.
It's hard to see in here?
It's not enough lighting.
What is out there?
I have bug eyes?
Your eyes are bigger without glasses
Yeah, yeah
So with a glasses you look stronger
You look like more nerdy
Without a glasses you look like a hug boy
Oh, I look like a hug boy
Put down the glasses
Damn!
The hair, the hair make you look like a hug boy
The hair
So glasses look different
Different, different, different, yeah, different
Do you have a aura?
No matter what you do, I think they still love it.
It's not right, they hate it.
It hits.
Oh, okay.
I'm actually leaving this time now.
I said I'm actually leaving before I was going to see what they were doing about it.
Can I put it in your eye?
Okay.
I'll show you.
I'll check downwards.
Okay.
I'm going to look at my clothes.
Now you look great.
I'm sorry one more try
I'm a shopper out you need one of the oh my god. Whoa, what the fuck you look like a demon and you did that
Okay, wait, you need the other eye
You have to spread it out first and then you have to spread it out like this.
Your eye?
Yeah.
Can you do it?
Yeah.
I think it's okay.
It's okay.
Is it good?
The first one, you make it.
Okay, so I need this one again.
Which one do you need?
I feel good now.
Good.
You went inside.
Okay.
Yeah, this is my eye doctor.
Are you serious?
Yes, I swear in my life.
After you died, Doctor, yes.
I thought he was lying.
No, no, she gave me something where her eyes are open.
Oh, yeah!
Earlier, he said something bad.
I already did it. It's already done.
I'll tell her about the thing that you gave me to open her eyes she needs it or wait
Not like that. Oh my god, because she gets tired she doesn't sleep
No, no, I didn't mean like that. I'm sorry
See the pie. Yeah, so like that would help her
She's amazing best eye doctor in the world
Yeah, I like
Thank you
But you know, Tacey, I had, you know,
you have a tear right there.
She said her eyes get dry.
Yeah, okay, we gotta go to the dentist.
You love those, I got you.
Wait, you have to like,
put that make your eyes bigger.
I got a color, I got you.
I thought it was like this too.
I don't lie, I told you.
Let's do this now.
She's like, she ain't got color?
How long does it take to do this?
Five weeks.
Five weeks?
You think change someone's eye color?
Five weeks.
And I can make it white, I can draw it black.
If you want to do the color change, you can do that.
You can change?
Yes, you can change eye color.
You can change someone's eye color?
I remember the newest technique, not the old technique.
What the fuck?
So they don't have to go...
Is it FHA approval?
Yes.
That's the one I'm doing.
Really?
That's crazy. I didn't know you could do that. Can you give me blue eyes?
What?
Oh!
Why do you want blue eyes?
Okay, never mind.
He has a straight light hair and then you want blue eyes.
Who are you trying to meet?
I'm kidding. I like to meet myself the way I am.
Fuck yeah.
You're a big cheese.
This is my friend, he's a YouTuber, his name is FaZeRug.
FaZeRug.
Fishies!
Wait, you want to be white? No, I want to be Mexican. I told y'all. If I could be anything other than Indian, I want to be Mexican.
I'm not Mexican.
Bro, I fucking love them. They're so nice, full of energy. Their culture is amazing.
I'm not Mexican.
You're Mexican? Give me your powers, brother.
I think you're a Latina girlfriend now.
Who?
Who? No, I don't.
Well, you look Latina so much.
I do, I do.
I don't have a girlfriend now.
is that you're a Latina girl.
What?
You're a Latina girlfriend.
Oh, you know what, man?
Right now I'm just focused on me, man.
You know, it's all right.
You already made all the friends.
Why don't you share the wealth with your Latina girlfriend?
He's definitely a simp.
What?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Come on.
You're definitely a simp like me.
Why not?
It's OK, brother.
We're tricks.
Look at the camera.
We're tricks.
It's OK, but what happens?
All right.
What were you saying?
See this question, okay?
You're too Latina Asian.
Which one do you pick? I know you love Latina.
You'll pick Latina.
Latina, yeah.
Latina's have the best personalities.
And the culture. They're amazing.
You're Italian.
You're too Asian. You're too Latina Asian.
This is a good challenge.
Good challenge.
I don't think it's good to put that in your mouth cuz yeah, no you're good
um but yeah what you want big cheese what I want what do you want what are you
doing what do you want of it like what like what like what you asked me
No, no, no. Much love, bitch.
How old are you, bitch?
21.
29? Oh, shit!
96?
97.
Why do you?
I'm 29.
I'm all these.
Anxiety.
Alright, sorry. I don't want to make your anxiety bad.
That's a problem for you.
Oh!
I don't have that nervous about you.
No, she ain't into you, hey.
Seriously?
Did she get nervous?
If she had numbers around you, she ain't into you.
Seriously?
Yeah, sure.
You ever get that?
No.
Interesting.
Are you sure?
I think a girl's supposed to be comfortable.
No, sometimes girls should be uncomfortable.
She ain't into you.
She's just gonna mess with you, friend.
So you can see how comfortable you are.
But the comfortable will be the first time.
She is right here, she knows, she knows.
And then once you look, once you like, like you are at a different level,
that's when you get nervous.
Yes, and then sometimes she will talk to you for a while, depending on, depending on...
But sometimes, no, a part of the time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A girl will get more...
Sometimes it can be opposite.
Yeah.
It can be...
The guy gets nervous in the grill.
No, but first, and then possible after.
Or sometimes they get wrecked again and go right away.
How many bodies do I have?
But it's not gonna be fun.
It's gonna go right away.
That's a three.
Same. Good man. Good man.
Last time we were in a mess.
No, he said he has less than three bodies.
Yeah.
Well, you know the drive home is like an hour.
What an hour.
No, no, no, it's an hour now. Let me see.
It's like probably like 45 minutes.
I'm no traffic man.
Drive home in just 50 minutes.
Can't tell you what I'm supposed to do.
Big cheese, you got so much fucking aura brother.
Yeah.
You're that guy.
You don't let anyone tell you different, bro.
All right.
You hear me?
Yeah.
You're nice.
Yeah.
You're that guy.
You know what I'm talking about?
You're like big cheese.
You can be like big cheese.
Big cheese.
Cheese dick.
What cheese?
Cheese dick?
She's dick?
Good.
You want string cheese?
Yeah, don't you, man?
You want that string cheese?
Yeah, it tastes like my dad was starting to, so, like,
yeah, that's all I think it's about.
What the hell is going on?
Okay.
All right, shout out, we're leaving.
All right, nice to see you.
Are you sure you're leaving?
No, for real.
I gotta go home. I gotta stream tomorrow.
You don't have to stream for one time.
Why don't you stream tomorrow?
My stream? I'm streaming at 3 p.m.
Yeah, but I'm just trying to go home and chill and relax at home.
Um, you know.
Yeah, you got me.
Yeah, I'll be there.
All right.
All right, but, er.
You look good together.
All right.
I'll text you later.
All right.
I'm on the cutest, if we date, I'm on the cutest girl phone to see every day,
and it's what happens.
Be honest.
You can hurt my feelings.
You're asking me to chat?
Yeah.
You can't hurt my feelings though.
I'm just curious. Oh, yeah. Amazing. I'm not a type.
Not fucking Asians. It's just Latinas are better, but I still like Asians.
Uh-oh, yeah. What?
Yeah, so you know it's like toxic, like you can like...
In a toxic one, I can put it in my eyes.
Yeah, but you won't let it go down your throat.
Exactly. I'm trying to help you.
Bye bye. Alright chat.
What a nice Vietnamese lady.
The whole time I thought she was just someone not with you.
No, she's on my team.
Oh, I didn't know that.
She's the best. You have a sister?
I'm not. There you are, you know?
I'm just a small creator, I'm not a big like...
You're not... wait, eh...
You're good?
Okay.
You don't have a whole team around you?
I don't have a manager.
You have a manager?
I don't have a manager.
I need him to be a manager.
No, but...
I don't have agency, I don't have a manager.
You're lying.
I want to run it by myself.
So you post everything yourself?
Yes.
Liar.
No.
Do I look famous for you?
No, it's not that.
If you have a business,
You have someone that helps you
You know
If you want.
Okay.
Can you give me your number?
Or give me your number, Big Cheese.
What's your number, Big Cheese?
Your Instagram is really deleted.
Damn, what did it happen?
Today.
I can get it back, you have to pay, but I can help you.
Yeah, I can pay.
You already have your team doing it, I already know.
Yeah, I was.
I don't want team though.
I'll do, even I think, maybe a half people
will post on me sometime, but I'll do a rest check
myself.
Wait, can I be a moment of detailer for a day?
Yeah, you can.
For a shrimp?
Yeah.
What's that about?
You have all the equipment, everything.
It's all my van.
Oh, your van?
Yeah.
I'm gonna call you?
Yeah.
So you have my number of big cheese?
Yeah, I have it in there, really, I got it, yeah.
All right, we're locked in.
All right.
I'm gonna help your business.
All right, I'll get it.
My clothes.
Two of them are gonna come all down, get my clothes.
Oh, for real?
Nice.
Yeah, we're gonna go jump, we're gonna go up.
Here we go.
Everything worldwide with it.
Worldwide?
What is your IG?
This is my webpage.
I don't post anything.
You guys have an IG?
Yeah.
I'll ask you, I mean, I know your IG.
You don't follow girls, I know.
I follow you though.
I appreciate the follow.
All right, I'll leave y'all to it.
There's a piece of barbie.
What?
Piece of barbie.
Oh, tell them that.
You don't?
I'm busy, I don't know.
Why are all you pushing me out?
Yeah, that's a real problem.
I love it.
This is a tequila.
You take that long to try your ice cream.
Momo, the couch, potato, momo.
Now watch this one.
Actually, you look taller in here.
You don't see that.
No, actually. That's fine.
It's okay, right?
I detail all the cards for M.A.
I detail all the cards like that too.
Oh, hell yeah.
I look bigger than in my content too.
content too. So like, it's an angle, yeah.
I can't believe that.
No, I can't prove to you that I wasn't going to do the whole thing.
I wasn't going to prove to you the whole thing, right?
I never had bad intentions, saying I was doing it.
I think you were good.
Yeah. Because what I say, you look tall like here,
being like, there's a good angle.
I mean, it's not about...
It's about how you like it.
I guess so, yeah.
If I watched your content, I wouldn't...
I wouldn't know, like...
You're like, this is a person, you know?
Yeah, but we'll link up and then you can make a detail of her day.
Let's make it happen, I'm serious.
I'm gonna text you, you have my number.
You got the cheese shit?
Cheese.
She doesn't...
What are you talking about?
That's what you're doing.
I'm not here.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Alright.
I think it's time to get out here. I don't know. Oh, do another walk around? What do you think?
Uh, the VTS, what the fuck up, bro?
Leave? Okay. I'll rush in later.
Okay. Alright, bitch.
I'm still, do you say it on the phone? I'll just give you my number.
I'm just giving you my number and then this is my personal number, it's touching.
I'm not tasting what it is.
Yeah, give me another hug brother, I'm really fucking you bro, real shit.
Yeah, real shit bro.
You're a good ass dude.
Thank you.
You're a wholesome dude.
Thank you.
And the world loves you.
I know you do.
You hear me?
Yeah.
You hear me?
Yeah.
I have to chase.
Alright, no good.
Alright, alright, nice to meet you madam.
Oh, can I sit by the door?
Come on.
Alright, nice to see you again.
I'm gonna go out and have a drink.
I'm gonna get a drink.
Much love.
I'm gonna try the hall.
Oh, outside of man.
I'm glad.
Alright.
How are you doing?
You don't know what to do.
I get myself.
Okay, alright, bye.
You say bye to me like 10 times.
I know but I fucked with you.
You know what?
I don't dare to be here.
I'm missing a point five.
What?
I'm missing a point five.
Oh shit congrats.
I'm not even here.
Come on. Put the clock on.
I'm having a great time.
Is there something going on at the Capaholics house chat?
Is there something going on at the Capaholics house?
Shout out to the Capaholics.
And...
Meet the Asian girl now.
I just got a text.
Am I?
Who the fuck fixed me that?
I'm not taking anyone with me, brother. I'm going home.
Nice to see you.
I'm out of here. Oh, my God!
You can tell me how to tell me how to say I'm telling you pretty well but now you're
here.
I can hear right now.
Now you're gonna point at my screen.
Okay.
Good girl.
Thank you.
Ten more seconds.
I can hear right now.
Thank you.
Ten more seconds.
I can hear right now.
Okay.
I'll write that on the table.
Okay.
You can see me by hitting the button.
Okay, I'll pick it up.
Okay.
All right.
I'm out of here, brother.
Yeah.
Yeah, I love you so much.
I love you, bro.
I see you, bro.
I see you.
I'm going to finish it.
I'm going to be coming in my life.
Look at that.
Yeah.
All right.
I can't believe you're trying these things.
And, but, it's a great combo.
And I love your hair.
I'll see you around, LA.
Are you going to try my hair?
No.
Yeah.
Alright.
Yep, see you at the top.
Red Mace.
I'm out of here, brother.
You really, I'm not gonna lie.
It's not really my age group,
but you know how to throw shit down.
I didn't think you had it in you.
Not that I'm gonna be honest.
Because back then, you were fucking in Japan
and into the grave,
That's where you been gone.
Let the name face what he was saying.
But remember when I had girls by trunk and you were in like this?
No, we're both the men.
Hey, this is when I started gaining more respect for you.
You remember the house party?
What about my work ethic? What about me as a...
Fuck that shit. You remember the first house party?
You didn't have no alcohol in you.
Who did this when for our stream?
We had girls...
We should do another 24-hour stream!
I ain't fucking gonna do a 48 and survive like a white man.
Uh, market it.
Fuck that, I know a way to get shit.
Alright, we'll do 25 hour stream and there will be 10 girls that live with us.
Are you down?
I'm gonna wake up with a hurt dick and I'm gonna try to fuck all this.
I'm gonna try to fuck all that, I'm sick of this.
You're gonna swing fucking before you, you're gonna be on the stream.
I'm gonna get the stream, which one do you do the best?
What do you mean?
Chad, which one do you think?
I don't know. I see what we're supposed to do.
All you guys, get down with that BBC.
Get in there.
We got a great thing on the idea.
We got a GF body.
She's saying she's gonna call you.
She's gonna offer all of the offer to you, baby.
What? What do you mean?
Nothing to say.
Chad, if you would go, who do you want to dig down?
Hold me for a second.
Who do you want to dig down?
We all take it!
I will do so!
I'll eat your ass!
That way!
All right, I love you brother!
I'm out of here!
Yes, sir!
Travis, let me...
I got this.
You need a...
You need a spinner and a tractor.
You need one of my wrinkles.
You make them? Custom Twitter?
Okay, yeah, bro, let me take my number down.
Shop.
Thank you. I should get a Custom Twitter.
I got my new gambling deal. It's gonna be, I'll play it.
Wait, my dad is saying that he helped
marry the Celeste girl, the David.
No, no, you're trolling, you didn't do that.
He said he helped bury her.
He said that on the street.
Why don't we get that?
Yeah, L market.
No, I'm just kidding.
He's a good guy, give him a hand.
He's a great guy.
He's a great fucking guy.
Don't worry, I heard he has a great dick.
He's a virgin.
How does he know he has a great dick?
I don't know, sorry.
All right, bye-bye.
I am so sorry, madam.
No, I'm sorry!
I don't know, I'll be moving. I'm gonna reach hard.
All right, bye-bye.
Let's do it.
I'm leaving. I got a warning you have to pay some allegations though because all the ball game
is talking crazy about you. What did she say? She said you buried it. I don't know. Actually I tried to
clear it. I swear between like no she's actually not. I'm being so that I'm being so that I'm being so serious.
I'm gonna put it up. I didn't put it up. I was like bro you're full of shit like
I don't know man. You don't have to catch them. Yeah. Alright brother. Hey,
Hey, seriously, I'm happy to see you today.
I love you, bro.
I love you.
Do you have a mind?
You got a hymn here?
I'm here to see you, bro.
Hi, brother.
WRP is a fucking shit.
Have a nice weekend.
I love you, boys.
I love you, brother.
All right.
Who else do I have to say hi to?
I'm so sorry.
Anyone else?
Hold on a second.
OK, move it.
Get out of here.
OK.
Stay on the right.
How do we?
Very nice to meet you guys.
I'll see you later.
For sure!
How do I say it?
I'm on live chat, for no red bulls, we made this what we could.
For no red bulls chat, we really made this what we could, bro. You can't even get mad.
All right, I didn't know it was a party, bro.
I thought this whole thing was like a taco Tuesday,
like we make tacos.
Fuck, I didn't read the fine print.
Fuck it.
I didn't read the fine print.
But this stream chat was supposed to be,
I didn't have any expectations going in.
We still did four hours.
I didn't have expectations.
I didn't say like,
I didn't know what it was gonna be.
I didn't know if it was gonna be crazy.
I didn't know if it was gonna be good.
What I did know is I was gonna fucking stream
and try it out, okay?
So, I appreciate you guys.
I love y'all and I will see you guys tomorrow.
I have 330PST for Neon X Lashaw McCoy.
It's gonna be a fucking good one.
I'm gonna try to fast tomorrow,
but the problem is he's putting me through
a full Eagles running back workout
with pads and everything.
So, I don't know how that's gonna happen.
I don't know how that's gonna work,
but we are gonna try our very, very, very hardest.
Okay.
All right.
Hey, I can't control the people that are here.
XC, you fucking retard.
You idiot.
I can't control that, bro.
It's an uncontrollable situation.
So, pay the clippers, pay out very soon, actually.
I already talked to y'all.
Very, very soon for the rest of y'all.
Half the money that's left.
Asian trying to get invited to stop leaving here.
You gonna ruin the whole time?
We do what we could, bro.
All right, we do what we could.
No red bulls, nothing.
Just fucking chillin', we tried, okay?
I will see you guys tomorrow.
Everyone in the chat put a fucking W right now, man.
I love y'all.
That was a very, very interesting,
interesting, interesting stream, to say the least.
A bit of a favorite dream.
I'm a bit of a favorite dream.
But, Jemma Falls, you have it ready?
Show some love.
Join the Twitter community and yeah bro, I appreciate y'all.
I'm up, the content will be a little different
these next 30 days.
I'm not gonna be doing all the degenerate shit.
I'm gonna work my hardest to not do that
as far as the temptation, okay?
But I hope you guys still watch, you all enjoy it.
I'm still working on that trip.
And yeah.
I'll see y'all tomorrow.