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Hey, someone tell me why I'm 21 and I'm having voice cracks.
What is happening, bro?
Holy shit, but let's get a chat. Let's go. Let's go chat pee we football player. No, some real shit
This some real shit, bro. This is the real fucking deal. We are here with a very very very special guest this dude
LaShawn McCoy first off NFL fucking legend shady legend. All right second off
He has the most energy I've ever seen in my life this this guy's this guy's fucking just happy to be alive
He's so energetic. It's gonna be a great stream
He's gonna put me through some shit and then after that we're gonna go and walk around and talk and have a good time
Chat there's gonna be no eating segments during this month. Okay, there's gonna be no eating segments
no Indian food segment no none of that because of
Ramadan okay, so I'm not gonna be eating on stream. Okay
Other than that
Very very sick. Okay, you got to understand for you know a job like this as a streamer. It's very hard to maintain your health very very tough
Okay, very very tough very difficult
So I'm just trying to push through it if I don't stream tomorrow or day after tomorrow
It's because because I'm dealing with health problems. I'm kidding. I'll be live every day. Okay. I'll be live every day
No way you're meeting Slim shady. Are you fucking stupid, bro? Real quick chat this month or this this in February
Have my streams been a WRL or like this year so far
January and February, be honest. W, L or mid? Let me know. W? Alright, but, of course there's
like the three weirdos saying mid. Fucking loser. Um, whatever bro, whatever. Everyone's doing the
same content bro. I'll be real. Everyone's doing the same content. I'm gonna be a desktop streamer.
I'm gonna go fuck. I'm gonna get on the desktop bro. I'm gonna give a shit. I'm gonna get on the
desktop. Yesterday was a pretty interesting stream. A lot happened. A lot, a lot happened.
I stayed in my own lane though. I was doing my own thing. You know, it's crazy. I haven't
been in drama in a while. No drama, no nothing. I'm not in a minute. So it's been a while.
It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. As you see, we got the pads
on. All right. We got the pads on. We are ready to go. I got the full NFL fit on. This
is my fucking time to shine. Don't ask why I have no print. I don't know. Valentine's
This day stream is so good.
Thank you, thank you, I appreciate it.
But real quick, anything we need to address
or talk about before we continue this stream,
anything y'all wanna talk about, anything y'all wanna address?
My name was dropped on Clive Stream, I saw that, bro.
I saw a homeless guy coming for me.
How the fuck can you even watch my stream?
I'm confused, bro.
I'm very confused.
JD with the sub, thank you.
Anything y'all wanna talk about or discuss?
The guy getting slapped, what do you think?
No comment.
But yeah bro, shout out to all the Muslims of the Chat, man.
It's a very, very, very important month.
Clipper pay, you guys already know what's the situation on that.
I told y'all, give y'all a date, stop bitching, stop crying,
you're gonna be fucking rich and get all your money, okay?
Don't get the Jersey Dirty Secret, return it.
Duh, I got all the tags on, I don't give a fuck, bro.
We're returning all this shit.
Am I using it again?
It's for the stream, bro, it's like a prop.
Not fucking using it again, the hell?
Trip win, I don't know, all right?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Other than that, fuck, there's got to be a lot of stuff planned today, all right, listen, I'm ready on the right now today isn't going to be a crazy long stream
I have a lot of stuff planned. I'm working with
The government of a certain country very very big country can't say what country it is but to
To do something special in a very very very massive country. Okay working directly with the government to make this happen
So I need to go and after the stream I need to figure all this out and hop on this call and get all the shit
Go on because it's gonna be a fucking insane insane thing. It's like a very very
Very very big big big thing that could be happening or not that is happening
But it's in the works, and I'm trying to make it happen next month
I'm hoping and actually maybe even fucking not this month the months by the end but in March
If y'all can guess what is guess guess guess. What do you think it is, bro? Who do you think it is? D. Luke? Call me
Was good my heart I'm live
Yeah, it was good demon
Hey shit, just running around Melrose right now Melrose. Oh, stay safe brother. That's a very dangerous area
That's true
I feel that wait, so wait, how long you and I like you're here for a minute
Dude, let's do that stream we were talking about. I can't say it but remember the the
Okay, I bet listen, I'm gonna call you after the stream and let's lock in a date
All right, brother
Yeah, I don't know what it is don't worry about it. It's gonna be fucking great though. Okay, um, other than that
Australia, no, it's not Australia. It's not Australia. Why are you shut up?
Are you going to the Houston rodeo? No, I am not I am not I am not I am not
Question chat for a trip if we are if I am hypothetically planning a trip
Do you guys would you guys rather have us go to like go from city to city?
Like the big cities in the US or would rather have us go to places like Thailand. Let me know
City to city in New York, Texas, Colorado
Fuck in Miami like go like a bunch of cities two days in each city or would rather us go to like like I said like a place like
Thailand or like a Japan or some shit I
Personally say city to city
You're not speed I know return I
Know
City to city
City to city was good. Thank you for the sub only one sub. Are you serious, bro? You live in LA in the hills, bro
You have money. Okay. Thank you, bro. Oh my god, bro
Fucking sick, okay
Hawaii two days per island. No, I'm not doing that, bro. I'm not doing that
International we'll see we'll see we'll see we'll see we've a lot of stuff to do within this next week within this next month a
Lot of shit, okay, but without further ado let's go meet NFL legend
LaShaw McCoy and let's have a great fucking stream every put a W in the chat, okay?
And let's have a great great great great time
As you guys know I'm a very versatile streamer. We bring rappers on we bring athletes we do shit fire
We do bring other creators we do a bunch of shit, okay?
So this is just one of those streams where it's gonna be very fun very interesting for the audience. Okay. Hope you guys enjoy
And yeah, it's pretty much it
Anything else I want to say no, okay?
By the way, this is my fit if I was in the NFL, that's how I look you got on the line
If I was in the NFL, this is how I'd look
What do you think?
What do you think? What do you think?
I look you look tough. I
low key look tough
And I have like this little like this thing like it's like a crop top, but then the shirts under this is drip, bro
Tell them what the five gifted. Thank you goofy
You know, I look like a kicker. I look like a kicker
and don't mind the tag.
Should I take the tag off?
Is this embarrassing?
No?
I know what it was saying.
You look goofy.
See you're telling me.
All right, whatever.
So I'm never gonna have a fucking girlfriend.
I'm a joke.
Okay, special ad kid, why you gotta appear?
This is not content mode.
Are you wearing leggings?
These are not leggings.
This is to protect my dick and to protect my thighs.
Okay, I very thick thighs.
Damn, look at his whip.
Shit!
It's almost like he's in the NFL.
Bro, it's so cold.
Holy fuck, okay.
I'm gonna put my phone. Yo, I was on the phone. Oh shit. I'm sorry. He's over for me. Oh
Yeah, it's time. I'm like you got over in this car brother
I'm gonna just grand entrance. Let him walk out
Make sure you don't hit the car. Oh, okay. Yep
Real work bro from the best
to help you out. But I got the cones, I got the drills.
Everything.
Too far sports.
Too far sports.
If you're good enough, I'm going to sign some of my management
team, too far sports.
You know, I always wanted to be a kicker.
Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we ain't signing
my kickers.
Wait, what?
Yes, the wrong.
This is the wrong.
We what do I have to play?
You'll be a superstar.
Okay.
Yeah.
Kickers are superstars.
What do you mean?
Game winning field goal.
Say it's like three of us.
All I three of them.
We listen, we saw my real football.
Ah, wait, that didn't even hurt.
We do it again.
No, I didn't.
Oh, yeah, there you go.
Wait, so when you get tackled, you don't feel it?
Ah, man.
All right, I'm going to pass you a mic.
Chat, everyone, welcome in.
I don't care if y'all say I'm glazing.
The greatest running back of all time.
I don't give a fuck.
I said it.
I'm like, I'm like, stop 20 though.
No, you're the greatest, bro.
I'm stop 20, I mean.
No, you're the greatest.
Stop 20, stop 20.
Stop 20, mean shit.
Who's as elusive as you?
As shifty as you.
No, I'm probably like bad Sanders.
I'm probably like three.
I'm probably like three, legit, dude.
You're up there with that.
There was the greatest.
You think he's the greatest showing back of all time?
Easy.
Barry Sanders.
What?
And then no question.
All right.
Well, don't show him my trunk.
My trunk, Barry.
Oh, yep.
That's OK.
Oh, this is for me.
OK.
Because you want to see me later.
I want to see you.
Yeah, we can.
Don't worry.
This is later.
OK.
This is like dessert.
Oh, dessert.
Yeah, this is dessert.
OK.
Hold on.
Oh, shit.
I'm scared of that.
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared, dog.
He got all the fucking, oh my god.
Woo, what about that?
I want you to like, bro, I don't care if I'm bitching.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, my third zero son,
come on you guys can go head up.
Versus him.
Yeah, the same side.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Send him over.
Do I have athletic?
Do I have athletic note?
No, no, you know what?
I've been around a lot of streamers, see?
Yeah, you like top five.
Yeah, you like, you like, you like,
you like Derek Henry before the NFL.
Yeah, come on, don't worry about it.
For real?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Derek Henry.
Yeah, you like him, come on.
Where we going?
Uh, let's go to the field.
Okay.
So, bro, how about it?
Look, now real quick, man, I've been thinking,
I said, how can I help?
How can I help you get to the elite level fast?
Because you can't go to college right now, you can't.
What do you mean?
No, I say you age you can,
but you ain't had no real high school,
you ain't had none of that.
You ain't had no recruiting, you ain't had none of that.
I didn't go to high school,
but I had no friends in high school.
Right, right.
So, the fastest way is just to throw you in it,
and just figure it out.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like it's gonna get me CTE.
There's no, no, no, no, no, no, you gotta,
You gotta like be there like long time. I don't mean so few hits won't kill me
Oh, you're hitting me that's not once or twice. Yeah. Yeah, you be hard. Oh shit. There's you. There's my football
That's football. You know my if you love me a little dirty. Is this this does this remind you of the Philadelphia Eagles field
Yeah, uh, no, you know what a little bit a little bit. No, we don't go over the Sun's that yeah
Yeah, the Sun's that ain't gonna be all wet like this is cold right now
How you feel today though? I feel great, bro. Okay, I'm with you. Did you have breakfast today? No. Oh, yeah, lunch today
No, oh, you know, no. Oh shit, but cuz you know, it's crazy. Yeah, it's Ramadan. I'm supposed to be fast
But but but I'm gonna be honest
But I'm gonna be honest my asthma is really bad gonna hear it
That shit one more time
Oh my god, oh, I'm scared dogs. What's up big boy? What's up big man? Come here big boy. Oh my god
Hi big man, what's up?
I'm a big boy. Don't be scared. I gonna hurt you. Don't be scared. Trust me. I'm a good black man. I'm a good black man
Come here now
What's his name?
Luna? Hi Luna
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Question, ma'am.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Can Luna get this?
Does she play like Fets where like, Fets where like if a, no, no, but if a kid runs
with equipment, she might bite her leg or something.
No.
How you doing?
Very nice to meet you.
Sonia.
Yeah.
That's a beautiful name.
Thank you.
I love your eyes.
Well, thank you so much.
Sean.
Hi, Sean.
Where you from?
Here.
Okay.
And you?
Here too.
Here too?
You just here for the weekend.
to show you something like it. So if you're nervous in NFL, this is about to be like an NFL game.
Stay tuned. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah, this guy right here, he's gonna be
one of the best of all time. All right? Yeah. You're a good hype man, bro. I'm a good coach.
And listen, I'm a great manager, right? 25 sports. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. So if you sign me right
now, right now, to 25 sports, to your agency, 25 management, sorry, management. What percent are
you taking from you from me well I'm
a lot of money on the team I'll give you
90% on my mother's life on God you take
90 I take 10 so I got him who are like
Don King I can't be like that dog give
me like give me like a 50% 50-50
oh my god that's a good drill for you
brother that dog you know you are fearless
You don't want to we even NFL. Oh, all right, you understand. That's a dog that bites hold up
Check this three phone working me on
All right, let's get the work you a busy man, bro. I ain't that busy. What do you mean?
I'm not stalling but usually you're like people are tired. They're chilling, you know on the beach
You're still working every day, bro. You're trying to listen. I give back to my community. I give back to my young boys
I'm on TV. I do a lot of good things man. Wait, are you an ESPN? No. No, I was on Fox today releases cuz uh
Misconduct not with me with my teammates wait, so you went from I'm gonna I'm gonna speak easy
Why you check that out and then I'm all inside the ring with a Max Kellehmann. Whoo shout to Max Kellehmann
Okay, you think master do this?
No master do this.
Max definitely can't do this.
Hope this helps him if he bites me.
Hold on.
No, no, no, we don't, we don't.
We do, we do, we do, we do, we do.
Okay, yeah, but he's scared.
I'm not scared, I'm just, I don't know, allergic.
Yeah.
Yeah, he starts breathing real fast, so I don't,
unless you want the medical bill.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, he plays football.
Oh, oh, look.
Oh, he's taking a thief.
Oh, your dog's a thief.
Oh, wow.
Did you teach him that?
How did he steal so good?
What the?
Game day, baby!
Yeah, we just took our shit!
Now, he get out of me, get out of me, get out of me.
It's okay, that's his now.
I wait.
You not celebrate?
No, but I need the full set to be able to return it,
so now I kind of do need that back.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Well, you got security, you got your security.
What's your go-to celebration, bro?
You score and touchdown.
Yes, oh, so out of 100 touchdowns I had,
my career is called the shady bounce.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, two more hits, hold on.
Pause that, pause.
Time out, time that out.
Okay.
Two more hits.
Oh
There more anyway
Yo, hold on bro with these pads you don't really feel shit
I'm locking the fucking
Look, look, I guarantee you this.
If you look good, I'm gonna make a personal call
to Andy Reed or Nick Serrioni.
Are you serious?
If you do good, now if you do bad,
if you do bad, I ain't gonna, I'm just,
I ain't gonna, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What's up?
I just thought about it.
You're a management company.
Can I, can I start managing with you?
Well.
I put him on stream, you put him in the NFL.
Okay, now you think it.
Hold on!
All my business men my young class is like yo man, they love your string. They rock with you
Random question. Do you have any years you have amazing teeth? Oh, no, he's my real teeth
All right, you ready? Yeah, you're so scary man. I'm gonna hurt you dog. Okay homies man
I appreciate you. No, all right. Let's go first drill. Yeah, something simple. Let me change
I need my wisdom
Now if you mess up you got dropped down to give me 10 easy bro
No, not 10 push-ups
10 up down. So that is no high knees and then drop to the ground
Okay.
And then drop.
High knees and drop.
Little on the ground, like.
Oh, and then a push-up.
Yeah.
Fucking hell.
That's only 10.
You be all right?
Damn.
All right.
Oh, Chizzy Mack.
I did it with my son.
Your son?
Yo, oh, he has some nice shit on him.
Wait, hold up.
You said Chizzy Mack?
Yeah, his name is Sean.
Sean.
Wait, that's your name?
Junior.
He's a junior.
Sean McCord Junior.
Oh, my God.
I ain't about him.
Hold up.
It's about you.
Wait, one second.
If you have to guess what my name is,
what would you guess it is?
Just looking at me.
Nick name or real name?
Real name.
What do I look like?
Are you Muslim right?
Yeah.
Alright.
Mohammed.
Alish.
Mohammed?
Mohammed Alish.
Alish.
That was close, Micahirah Fik.
See?
I was close.
What's up, Sean Junior?
Okay.
Oh, no.
Wait, you know the actor Miles Brown?
I don't know him.
Yo, he looks like an actor that I know.
Yo, yo, yo, hold on, hold on, now he's acting school right now.
What?
Yeah, he think he, uh, he thinks he's acting school.
Yeah, he thinks he's acting school.
Yeah, he thinks he's acting school.
He thinks he's acting school.
He thinks he's acting school.
What yeah, he think he uh football player Michael Michael. What's the name Michael? Uh?
Be jury
All right, we're about to work you want to work with us are you chilling?
Yeah, let's get it. Let's get it
All right, look first drill you gonna do all right. Okay, you warm it up. Yeah, I can tell you here strings
Don't be having working like this right now, but it'll be like fire. So don't worry about that very tight. I need straight through here
That's it high knees, okay
But you go
Hey
Hey, my pants are falling. Wow
Hey, that's you for real. Okay. Don't worry about a it's gonna take time
all right
Next drill
This is warm ups. Okay. All right
All right, two feet in, sideways, two feet in, sideways,
two feet in, sideways, two feet in, same way.
Oh, a football, a football, let's go away, come back.
In football, there's a thing called a quarterback.
You know, like Tom Brady, Josh Allen.
Who's your goat?
I mean, Tom Brady's a goat.
Other than Tom Brady.
Wait, uh, well, right now?
Yeah.
Probably patch my arms.
Not anyway.
Mine is Josh Allen.
So I'm going to say a hut, and then you go.
OK.
Hut.
Sorry, wait.
There you go.
Get in.
There you go.
There you go.
OK.
OK, nice shoes, though.
There you go.
OK, y'all.
Coach might be mad, but hey, effort matters.
How you grade that?
Well, how you feeling?
This is the warm up.
Wait a minute, Willie.
I'm straight.
Are you straight?
OK.
All right, next drill.
We're going to go through the cone.
I think that book.
Yep, there it is.
step through the comb
Step so my brother. What is this even help with?
Agility yeah most most black guys
Oh, they got agility. They can like stop and run the moon. Oh wait. Was there an Indian ever in the NFL?
Yeah, oh
You want his name? Yeah
Oh, no, no, no, I know I know a lot of Indian people in general. Oh, okay in the NFL. Yeah, oh
No, yeah, yeah, our bodies are still evolving. No, no, no, no, you guys definitely didn't fail. I just don't know which ones
But I'm sure okay. Come on man. Don't you know me. Yes, sir. God love us all. All right. Here we go
What do they call you? Yeah, you do look like my bro. All right, not the drill. You got great jeans, brother
Yeah, yeah, that's true. Hey, that is true. Okay. You ready? Sorry. I'm blazing. You know what you're doing
I totally forgot. Oh, oh, shit. Okay. I'm so sorry
What I have to oh, give me follow-up downs. Oh man. Let's come on man. Come on man
only right you don't need real one how do you do it there you go there you go
there you go this is punishment and a certain age nowadays you can't make the kids
oh whoa okay that's that's cloth okay here we go yeah okay oh damn okay oh wow
Oh, damn. Don't hurt yourself.
Hey, you don't shoot me, would you?
Of course not. You're my brother.
All right, you ready?
So look, let me do it again.
You want to go first or let me do it?
So look, do it, do it, wait, yeah, do it, boom, jump cut,
and back through it.
Jump cut, and back through it.
Jump cut, and back through it.
Jump cut, and back through it.
Got it?
So like, yeah, yeah, oh, hell, yeah.
I'm not gonna lie bro. It's like like these like things are throwing me off. Like you're so tiny I need your feet.
What's your size?
I'm a 12 dog. Yeah, we can't. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Brother, what's your size?
Same thing.
You don't even know. Are you gonna do this or are you good?
I'll do it.
Okay. I'm gonna slow it down. Do the next one.
Alright. Now, the last warm up.
Okay, we're gonna do jumps.
It's simple.
Jump through the cone, jump through all the cones.
That's simple.
Like bunny hop.
Bunny hop, should I get you warmed up?
Come on, she is.
Like that.
That's cool.
Oh, inside!
Yeah!
My bad, bum a little bit harder.
All right.
No, no, let's do kangaroos a little bit.
A little close for you.
So it's like fast, it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It's like, it's like, you know what I mean?
Okay.
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh shit.
Hey, hey, I know you're young and everything.
Are you, are you experienced at all?
Experienced what?
Oh girls?
Like wrestling around with other.
Peels?
Yeah.
A few times?
Good, good.
So, now starting to close yours.
But look, treat the bunny hop like you, you know.
Diving that.
I need more.
Diving the bunny.
Yeah, more hips.
Got it, like, okay.
Yes, there you go.
Okay, can I see it from you?
I'll do it.
All right.
Okay, so like you're talking about like a.
Yeah, there you go, give it, yeah, that's right.
Megger, I love you.
There you go, more hips.
I usually like to lie down on my back.
Now stay, now stay, hold on, you gotta stay, hold on.
Don't worry about that.
All right, you going?
Yep, there.
You know what, he can't learn, he's not.
What?
He's 13.
13.
You do not look 13, bro.
Why, how are you looking?
He looks like at least like 16, 17.
That kid goes to the club.
That's a cop.
You been going out of the club?
Ah, yeah.
Ah, shit.
Alright, now how you feeling?
You feeling loose?
Can we turn it up a little bit?
I'm so a little tight.
Alright, so let's do one more.
Alright.
Oh, wait.
Is that...
You want malaria?
Okay, walk on.
Alright.
Simple drill.
Alright.
Go up.
Back.
Up.
Oh, that's easy.
That's easy.
I've seen that in movies.
Alright.
Movies.
Yeah.
Like football movies.
Yup.
Like that.
more. There you go. There you go. There you go. Now come back. Now come back. Now come
back now. We never agree to that. Oh, shit. There you go. Oh, you just get one. You just
get one son. You just get one son right here now. I'm your son. Yeah, that's football
turn. Okay, mother. All right, come on now. Yeah. Give it to me, boss. Go. How hard? Okay.
There you go. No, no, no. All the way through now. Oh, I gotta go in between. Hey, hey,
real quick. So you've never ever even played football like as a kid. But I'm a hooper.
Oh, like I was a hoop or just like no, like I'm like curry. Oh
I'll send you my highlights when it comes to basketball. I'll play you any amount
Wait curry like who like step curry. That's curry. That's curry. Yeah, do that place for the warriors. Yeah, you got good
Hell yeah, he's on a set curry. No step. No step
Steph Steph Steph the number 30 on the Warriors. Damn, right a lot man. If you play like him, man
Like can I manage you now? Let me manage you. I told you 90-10. I'm back there. I want you to take all of me. Okay. Oh wait
Yo, I got I'm sorry. Yeah, okay. All right. I didn't get it like that. Yeah
Are you ready? I'm ready. All right. I'm ready. Yeah. How am I doing so far? I'm putting my chat
I don't even see this bro. Are you doing good?
I'd be trying to play sports and it's like I like don't know what the fuck I'm doing
No, no, no, let me say this in my football the NFL is for everybody in the world
Now we're raised with color. So you fit into that
This ain't trash horrible trash. You're trying. Oh god. I'm trying. Oh, let's see
Hey, come on, yo, be more supportive be more supportive
All right, cool. He got
All these different things
This is about to be tough. Let's fucking go. All right. Oh, so for running backs, too
Oh, you want somebody read yours? Okay bet. They got it. They got to know how to catch with a footballer
Oh, I got a woman's football, but here for you. You play like a woman, huh?
No, I said, you know, for women and men they play football. Oh, yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Hey man, I'm all for a woman joining men's football team.
No, for real.
Like, hey man, everyone get in it.
Hey, true story.
I know some really, really great women coaches, for real.
For real?
Yeah, yeah, so I don't take it offensive.
Oh yeah, I'm a man, but, yeah, okay, all right.
Yeah, you're cool, man, you're cool, yeah, you're cool, man.
I'm ready.
All right.
You know what's crazy, bro?
What's crazy?
I always, because I know how to read defenses in Madden.
I always wanted to be a quarterback.
Like, yo, take it easy, dog.
You know, that's the hardest position in football.
What kind of guy did you play with?
I'm glad you asked.
All right, am I 13 years of playing?
Damn, you're rich.
13 years.
You got Donphine McNabb.
He was a good legend.
Michael Vick, you know, he's a legend.
Tyrod Taylor.
Oh.
Really good quarterback.
Josh Allen.
I know you know what that is.
You played with Josh.
Oh, you were on the bills, like I said.
Yeah, the true story.
I'm the first person, I was the first one to say
Joss is gonna be a great quarterback.
I named him Franchise.
Anyway, ask him about it, we talked to him.
Who else?
Oh, Patrick Mahomes,
and then Tom Brady, my last year.
All right.
Hanna's still the ring.
So, wait, so you have a super ring?
I got two of them.
What the fuck?
All right, real quick question.
Out of Tom Brady, Mahomes.
Oh, it's a hard question.
No, hold on.
Tom Brady, Mahomes, Josh Allen, Michael Vick.
Who's the best quarterback you played with?
Let me know right now.
All right, Tom Brady's the greatest of all time.
You crazy about time.
Sometimes the greatest.
If you want to use him out the way,
because Tom is like, yeah, yeah, he's tight.
Now it's going to get hard.
All right.
Mahomes is crazy nice.
With Josh Allen is crazy nice.
I will give Pat the edge, because he's actually
done championships, he's won it and all that.
Oh, whoa, oh, yeah.
But Josh right there, yeah.
That's true.
All right.
Listen, we on the line right now.
Yes, sir.
Look, the launch of two-file sports.
Any players out there that got bad agents or bad management
and representation is not the best.
You want a real athlete to show you the ropes?
Come join me, dawg.
Come join us.
Oh, are you teaming up?
We're a family.
OK, we're a family.
We're a family.
No, OK.
Let me contract.
Now, sign over here.
Sign over here, Royal Tees, and I got you.
OK.
We're locked up.
She is.
You ready for this?
All right, hold me up.
That's the last of the line.
Now, hold me up.
All right.
All right, first one.
I'm going to hand you the ball.
I'm going to say, I'm going to say, said hut.
OK.
So the quarterback gets the ball to the running back.
Fix your hands, look.
So, no, no, don't do that.
All right, so look, hold the ball for me.
All right, so when you run it right,
right, the inside hand's always up.
Come on, use me.
Oh, yes sir.
Bang, oh, there.
Yeah, you put it right here, take it over, all right?
Okay.
Oh, okay?
Okay.
All right.
How do you not get the ball fumbles for me?
Cause they be like slapping that shot of your hand.
Yeah, but you're strong, look at these muscles.
Come on man, shit.
All right, you ready?
Yep, I'm ready.
So I'm gonna say sell hot, boom,
and then you're gonna zigzag.
Okay.
All right, go.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, oh!
Let's talk about the beer game.
I don't want you dancing at all!
I don't want you dancing at all!
Okay, okay, okay.
What was that dance you were doing?
Whoa, wait.
I'll talk to your dad.
Hey, real quick, hey, real quick.
No, I was good, but like the hips, too much hips.
I don't want you to touch the hips.
Yeah, this is bad.
It's like, it's like, it's like, you're moving your hips.
Yeah, but it's like, it's, it's, it's signed though.
Yeah, we're here on the rhythm.
We're here on the rhythm.
Damn, I don't know why I hate on you.
Yeah, we're here on the rhythm, but we're gonna get him back.
All right, you good?
Yeah, I'm trying.
I'm gonna try it one more time.
That's pretty good.
Start from the back.
Now we're gonna try these with somebody tackling you now
once you get comfortable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, now you be good, you be good.
Boom for the two!
Ha ha ha!
Ooh, are you getting better?
Oh, you're talking to contract.
I know you're making great money on this stream.
Football dog, you might have a shot. You know basketball when they slap each other's butts. Oh, right here, right here
Ah, right there right there. All right. Now. I want to see. Oh my god. Are you tough?
I heard you yourself. Uh, yes, if I brought another streamer right here, and I say yo
Whoever wins gets the other ones audience. You gonna turn it up, right? Okay, of course. Okay. That's my life right there
Okay, okay
Let's turn up there
All right
Now I don't want to start I don't want to start no no uh stream of beef. Oh, no, I don't know beef for no one
That's right. No beef. No beef. America's you see what our bad bunny said as America. We all are one all our ones
All right, so no beef, but but I'm speaking of beef. Okay, you got to have beef with one person
You weren't that up for 12 years. There's one motherfucker. You don't like
There's gotta be one that you know deep in your brain. You know, I don't like shit
No, I'm kind of like me. I keep it real though. So that's my back. I keep it real
I keep it real. I'm a super Eagle fan. You know that if you cut me right now greens won't come out
You're a good fan like that
Taxons yeah, you good luck man. Good luck. We almost made a superbook
What happened what happened was see your shot at a bad gang you fired the flu and we had injuries Joe mix
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Joe's good.
No, I'd most I think that CJ strikes a good quarterback.
He had some best, real bad, like, real bad moments.
I think he'll be back,
but he got to show us that.
Yeah, because I think he's really, I think he's good.
He's had a bad, oh, he's not great.
He's great.
Oh, whoa.
Who's got to have any team see just try to do Jalen Hurts?
Jalen Hurts, what?
Come on, bro.
They in the same class.
Okay.
One guy wins.
See, the Texas, what are you talking about?
You're trying to do black on black, I don't want to do that.
No, it's not about me.
It's about fucking skills.
It's a Superbowl winner.
All pro.
Finals, MVP.
No, not finals.
For your sons and Eagles fans, too.
Superbowl MVP.
This is crazy.
Come on now, tighten up.
So when the Eagles and Texans play, you know what, man?
I want to see you there.
I don't like this Eagle hate.
Put your helmet on.
I got something for you.
Put that helmet on, man.
Yes, yes.
You can get it to me.
Whoa!
13-0 McCoy.
Neon, what you going to do?
I'll be right back.
I got to go take a piss.
All right.
Wash your hands.
Hey, Mr. Sizer!
Yes, sir.
What do I do?
Get out of my home.
What's up, man?
I don't want to pick up the helmet on.
Kick his ass.
He don't even know it.
What the kick?
Hi, I'm just, uh...
Yeah, you're taking piss.
Just texting back my mom.
Hey, Mom.
Mom, how you doing?
Say hi, Mom.
Oh, hi, Mom.
Hey, hey, how's it going down?
Hey, there.
I'm not going to kick you, OK?
I'll be back in a little bit.
No, no, no, don't take it off.
I got to return it.
OK, thank you.
All right, Mom.
No, not even good.
It's all good, man.
What do I do?
What do I do?
Gotta put the helmet on, yes or no?
Gotta put the helmet on, yes or no?
Let me know right now, bro.
What do I do?
Just put the helmet on, either.
Okay.
Yes?
What's up, pops?
All right.
You ready?
What's up, man?
What happened?
I appreciate you.
Quick question, brother.
Can I keep my glasses on?
I think that was a yes.
I'll hit you that hard.
Damn.
There you go.
How was school today, buddy?
Oh, that was...
What do you think of me?
Bro.
Uh-oh, here we go.
This...
I almost see...
It was like...
I can't even explain it.
Let's go.
Turn off the phone.
It's right there, it's right there.
Dude, what's happening to my face?
Walk out.
Hey, everybody's good against the door.
This bitch kind of tight.
Oh, no, no, you go.
You need it tight.
This bitch kind of tight.
Hey, whatever you do, it's not doing that mouthpiece.
Oh, that's your mouthpiece?
Wait, why are your glasses like that?
My glasses?
Like, like, here you go.
Oh, my God.
You ready to work now?
You ready to get it?
Good, man.
Hold on.
Yeah.
You guys see my glasses off?
No, you can't see without them?
I can't see without them, but there we go.
Oh, wait, wait, oh, damn, wait.
Oh, whoa, God bless you.
Take this off for me sir.
No, you do it because I don't want to hurt you.
Okay, here me take my glasses.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The glasses, just the helmet.
No, no, that is, give me some Olympic.
This is stressful.
By the way, let me take my glasses off first.
My bad, okay, all right.
Okay, look at this.
Oh my God, this stuff.
Oh wow.
Take it, Tom, take it.
Yeah, ain't no rush.
Oh wow.
Football ain't nobody's so complicated.
Wow.
Do you wash, do you wash NFL sometimes?
Yes sir, always.
I'm a huge NFL man.
Oh, are you?
Okay, you want to take it off?
Oh yeah, sure.
I would do it my errands might hurt
No, no earrings I can't
One two three
For real, yeah better. Yeah, you're like
Good. All right, check.
Now, now.
That's my fault.
You ready?
Oh, my fault's on the ground.
Yeah, I'm ready.
All right.
Do I look tough?
That looks all right.
Look, do I look tough?
You look badass, man.
Wait, this is Eagle's helmet.
Oof, oof, oof, oof, oof, oof.
All right.
Now, now, now look.
Now you're going to land on your back, pause, right here.
All right?
Yes, sir.
And then when I say, hut, hut, hut, you're going to get up fast.
OK.
You're going to run through the cones.
Okay, one through the hole.
All right?
Okay.
Now, now, you play defense, I'll play defense.
I'll play defense.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
can you control your strength brother?
Yeah, I got you.
Oh, he's 13, yeah, he's 13.
Bro, I boxed a 13 year old car,
and I got fucking hit in the face hard.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
All right, it's okay.
All right, you know how to tackle, watch your head.
I got you.
All right, come on.
All right, he's 13.
But like, what type of tackle is it gonna be?
Is it gonna be like a...
No, don't worry about it, just go, just light up,
don't even worry about it.
I'll show you I'm gonna lay down. Okay, so I lay down
I'm gonna run. He's got come on. Come down to me
Oh, there you go. All right. Oh, so I don't follow the ground
Yeah, I try to score. Oh, okay. So that's the touch on one. Yeah. Yeah. I bet. Oh
My my teeth are or hitting my cheeks
That that's good that means so, you know, you won't lose on teeth
So it keeps everything solid. Have you ever lost teeth in the game? No, no, no, no, no
Can I use your mouth guard brother? No, that's weird. Okay. Yes, we're it's like
Yes. Yeah. All right, lay down
The ball back up
Now what you know what? Yeah, get a little closer because I want it. I want a big
You need the ball sir
You need the ball sir. Yeah, now you're back, too
Yeah
Damn, bro. No, turn around. He's only 13 move up move up move closer
Yeah, right there all right, so I get up and charge at him. Well you try this get passing
Okay, but like this. Oh, I mean if you gotta run them over run them over, but you try to get around them around
Okay, I gotta booze on my ass bro. Yeah, well, well, well, uh, well talk I'll cause my about that later. Yeah
Are you ready?
this is comfortable are you ready yes sir yes sir yes sir i'm ready i'm gonna
say yes you pull up i'm gonna say hi i feel like i'm in a fucking movie right
that's right baby i'm in a movie baby come on that's right let's go live or die
yeah i love the Titans say what i say i don't want to live no more i don't want to
fucking live anymore i'm gonna die for this shit i want to die right now i'm gonna die
my life let's go all right yeah are you ready I'm gonna say hey you get up and
you get to it okay screw that touchdown okay listen okay treat this like all
the streamers out there you get all the audience if you win all right streamer
burst streamer this is my man here Muhammad Allah
amen let's go Muhammad Ali is looking down here right now my god tear it up
Yes, sir. What's the name I gave you? Muhammad Alish? Muhammad Alish. Where's the bone?
All right.
Hut! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, sir. I'm gonna say hut, hut. You got to get up. Oh my god. Yep, yep, yep.
You done praying? Yes, sir. All right. All right. It's hot. It's hot. Back up a little bit.
a little bit, a little bit more.
I'm ready.
All right.
Let me know.
I'm gonna say.
I'm gonna say hut.
Put this under my chin.
Yeah, there you go.
Let me help you out.
Because it's like, man.
Yo, you know what?
When my first year put my son in football,
he was like seven, eight.
This reminds me of that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You remind me of the eight year old.
I was one of the black man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Call me Daddy Spanky.
Yes, sir, Spanky.
No daddy spank you
Yes
All right, so look I'm gonna say hot and I'm a hold you I'm gonna tell you when to get up when I say this
Okay, here we go.
Hold up.
You got to stay in between here though.
I'm a little bit afraid.
That wasn't bad though, see?
You were scared.
You tell me how I broke off the taggle?
Yes, right.
Damn, I kind of...
That was like Barry Sanders right there, man.
I'm going to call you the white lightning.
Oh my God.
What are you doing with your throat?
Just follow it, just follow it.
You like, you know what I mean?
You like the Indian assassin, how's that sound?
Give me a nickname.
No cheating.
You're the Indian assassin, how's that sound?
I'm an Indian killer.
Serial killer.
Woo.
Alright, it's time.
Alright.
Alright.
Turn around dude.
Why are you cheating bro?
Come on, I got you.
Your black daddy got you.
Hut.
That means you get up.
One more, sorry.
Hut.
Wait.
Wait.
I'm like, can I start standing up bro?
All right, back, back, back, back, stay up, stay up.
One more time, one more time, so I'll say hut and you get up.
Okay.
You ready?
Yep.
Hut.
Wait.
Oh, shit!
Oh, wait, hold the ball, hold the ball.
Take the ball, you got it brother.
Oh, wait, wait, hold, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Hey, yo, take my thing off, hold on.
Wait, wait, you done?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
No, I'm done with the helmet.
Oh, no.
I'm going to go out.
Oh, my god.
What happened here?
I'm like.
Oh, my god.
You got shorts?
Yeah.
Oh.
Woo!
Frank, I like this pretty good for your first one.
Holy shit.
Hold on.
I need my glasses.
Oh, what are you doing?
Oh.
Fuck.
Wait.
Where did it go wrong?
I think you stopped.
Yeah, because I felt the pressure.
What pressure?
Huh?
Wait, you done?
No, no, no, I'm just switching positions.
I'm not a running back, brother.
I'm a quarterback.
Oh, I'm a fucking quarterback.
See you in the throw.
Yeah, this is not a running back.
Okay, okay.
All right.
All right.
All right, let me call them up.
Oh man, yeah, this is one more.
Oh my God, it's in the fucking grass.
All right, let's call my quarterbacks, man.
Yeah, man. So you need some help? I'm calling my quarterback man. I'm calling my quarterback
because that's so you're quarterback. Yes. All right, because we need to figure out what's
going on because I was. How you feel right now? How you feel right now? I feel like shit.
Well, that's not that's not positive. Stay positive. It's just because I feel like I'm
I'm trying to be you, I'm trying to be you,
but it's not working.
No, no, no, so we're going to the quarterback now.
Yeah.
All right.
Jack, are you busy?
No, I'm not.
All right, look, do you know this guy right here?
Hello, brother.
How you doing?
All right, now look, now look, now look, now, now.
This is one of the best quarterbacks in the world, OK?
So look, now, he wants to be a quarterback,
so we need your help.
So first, show me your drop back.
My drop back.
Your drop back.
My drop back.
Yeah, drop back.
OK.
Wait, hold on, Chad, is the mic on?
Is the mic on or off?
Can you try this again, I think?
Like he needs all help.
Like.
Now drop back.
All right, all right, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Okay, he's like Tom Brady, man, hold up.
Yatcha like you right now, okay, hold up.
Go.
Okay, oh, okay, yo.
Now hold up, what's that?
Now hold on.
Now how was that?
It was bad.
Okay, all right, we gonna call you in five minutes,
we gonna let you know how he's looking, all right?
All right, he said that one back.
Can you be my running back
and I'll throw it to you down the field?
Come on, all right, back.
Let's do this shit right now.
I'm on your line.
Chad, running back.
If you want to become an NFL player, running back,
you get hit, quarterback, oh, you also get hit.
But I only, I only get hit right now.
You know what's the best thing to do?
Cause you were somewhat lucid, bro.
That's right, that's right.
Like you avoided every tackle.
Let me see that rock, let me see that rock homie.
Oh, oh wow, yeah, your son can't throw.
Yeah, he can't, he throw like you.
Wait, what position do you play, bro?
I'll play right back in safety.
Running back in safety?
Oh, shit.
So you, okay.
So you try to guard your dad.
Oh, and I'm the quarterback.
All right, watch out.
Oh, wait, no, he has to try to guard me.
You can say he's running.
You're the quarterback.
You're a quarterback.
You're the quarterback.
All right, let's talk about it.
All right, let's do it.
Here's what I'm thinking.
What you think?
What you think, what you think?
You know best?
Should we go out and play?
12 years?
Simple.
Bang.
OK.
Bang.
Easy.
Oh, all right.
OK.
Come on.
Come on, little chump.
Ready.
I'll do my son dirty because he's a kid.
OK.
Ready.
Watch the blitz.
Woo, he's scared, look he's scared.
That's a penalty, we have to make five out of that.
You're right, yo, that's, so you do watch football.
Okay.
Damn, are you so surprised?
No, cause the way you look.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm sorry, let me say that.
No, not the way you look, it's like,
the way you respond to different things.
Like, you getting up, you can't really get up,
you can't really bend.
I didn't think you watched.
Ain't that your stuff, Karen, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, all right.
Ready, ready, ready, ready, hot.
You see that's your fault that's your fault you do this shit like this
That's a good pass. No, you're throwing. What do you mean? Oh, you know what? I'll be Callan Johnson. No, we're gonna use your body, bro
How much you weigh? Let me guess two ten like two thirty. Okay
All right, let's do a jumbo. Oh
Like we got a jump over his head
hey sir is that air but oh no wrong dog sorry I'm over air but my daughter
but he catches footballs son you ready
sorry I know all right daddy you ready no hey that's it what was it again daddy
what? Just call me black daddy and when you say it like this black daddy go and do it.
Alright black daddy. Yeah just like that yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what are you doing?
Are you sure you're in the NFL bro? We're gonna throw the ball back.
That run man!
Let me show you what I'm talking about, let me show you what I'm talking about.
Alright.
No, no, guard me, let me show you what I'm talking about because you know nothing makes
me more mad and maddened than a receiver who doesn't run the proper route.
That's true.
Oh, you play Madden?
Duh!
I will beat you by 80.
I will play you, yo bro.
Don't play him, man.
Don't do it.
You can try it.
You know what's crazy?
I play against Trayvon Diggs, off stream.
NFL players are so good at Madden, I don't get why.
I'll beat the hell out of him too.
Oh.
I'm not Trayvon.
I got money on Trayvon.
Bet it.
10k bet cash. Yes bet. Okay. We'll set it up. We'll set it up on stream. Okay. All right. Let me run around
Just trust me. All right. Let's go. Oh
Oh, you've excuse me. Yeah, what am I? What what am I like daddy? That's right? That's right
Go
Okay, hold on the touching is like is that allowed? I can you touch it? Oh, okay. So no, I don't know. Yeah, come on
I need a check. I need a let's go. I'm here. All right. Let's go go
Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oh
Let's go
The fall let's go, baby. Oh, boy. You ain't dinner tonight. What oh shit you walk you walk your home
I'm not gonna have a when he when he hit me. Yeah, my brain hurt yo
My daddy I swear I'm I'm kidding. I'm wallowing on my mother's life when you did that to me
That was great. Well, that's great. No my head is spinning. I have a baby. Yeah. That's great. Well, baby
Let's go for the back for the back for the back boy
Yeah
I don't condone kid gambling no, let's play come on
Come on, come on.
All right.
All right.
I don't care about the time.
What?
He's 13.
So I just know that.
What you doing?
What is that?
What is that called?
That's a screen.
You're like that.
I know that you're super in the route.
Let's see.
All of that.
OK.
I'll just try and catch him.
Yeah, you do watch Matt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll be getting the bullshit plays.
All right, come on.
Go.
OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh, do something.
Hot knees.
Hot knees.
OK.
Yo, man, this is crazy.
Flak.
Thank you.
One, two, three, four, five.
All right, let's go.
What is this vacuum, man?
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Well, you get on sides.
Right, right, go right there, here we go.
City!
Hut!
OK.
OK.
Oh, OK.
Fuck this shit.
What was that?
We out of here?
Yeah, let's go.
All right.
Here's something to try hard.
He's trying hard.
You know what it was?
Because if he messed up, he wouldn't have ate the night.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, he didn't sleep in the house.
Yeah.
He's like a real footballer.
Oh, I'm at Cory's house.
You don't play good.
You don't eat.
You don't play good.
You don't sleep in the house.
Yeah.
So he know he had to.
So where did he go?
That's not my problem.
So if you's in my house, though, and I was your daddy,
because I'm your daddy, right?
Yes, sir.
If you mess up like that, you won't eat.
You won't drink none of that.
I didn't even bread?
No, no.
And in the morning, I'll talk to you in the morning.
Let's go.
Good job, son.
Get off my phone.
Ah!
Wait, no, no, oh, wait, wait, wait.
My phone has been stolen.
Are you just hired?
Oh, this is mine.
I'm so stupid.
Ah, I'm going to get some dogs.
I'm such a fucking idiot.
Yo, y'all want to fight the dogs, no?
No, no, no, no.
I don't really like big things or big animals.
Whoa, big things.
Whoa, wait.
Whoa, wait, this is crazy.
I see y'all do no pauses.
Are you with me, Gargio?
What's a deep dark?
Wait, what's that fucking,
what's that fucking sun real quick?
Yeah, I have to be out.
Okay.
What's a deep dark,
see good about your guy that no one knows?
Barely there, listen to me.
He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.
They'll never play him, okay?
Everybody!
I would listen to you,
how sweet will he skin,
speak to you,
don't, don't, don't do it, okay?
Listen, he'll, he'll lose on purpose,
just to bet money with you.
He's one of those.
Look at him, look at him, oh wow.
He has a piece of shit.
Hey, I'm, I'm, I'm curious.
Hey, come guard him.
Why did I let pit bulls in this park?
Come guard, we're a duo, come guard him.
I'll bet.
We a duo.
You a quarterback.
And you know what's crazy, we don't need to,
we don't need to play.
Trayvon Dix, Trayvon Dix, Trayvon Dix.
Ready, set, hut.
Oh my God, he just hit his face.
Oh
Yeah, I got get this brother some help hold on how the black man out like daddy get up. Oh shit. Oh my god
Oh, oh my god. I'm not helping. Oh, he's soon now. I'm a clock. Oh
Hold on. Oh
Yeah, he got it good. That's what TV come on now. Oh
I'm gonna eat was all the thing whatever like losing a little kid. Oh, oh shit
Wait, they inducted you already?
Duh!
Oh, I'm like alive, bro.
Hold on.
What's one of your flaws, bro?
Oh, I'm good in everything.
No, no, bro.
There's got to be like, are you like a, like, do you have loose shit, like, loose stool?
Like, there's got to be something off about you, because you're a Hall of Famer and you've
got a badly-
You know what?
I got a couple cars.
But you know what, though?
I'm a better boyfriend now.
I'm faithful.
100%.
Aw.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Are we leaving or are we doing it again?
We're getting rid of that.
Let's do it.
What?
Man, I'm about to shut him out now.
Yo, brother, I got you.
I'm locked in.
Here's shit.
I got you.
Ha.
Ready?
Sick.
You can't be excused, bro.
A Sate?
A Sate?
You can't be excused.
A Sate seeing you.
Ready?
Cut.
That was a ball!
Man, what the fuck are you doing?
That was a ball!
I wouldn't have touched you!
No, no, no, run it back, run it back, run it back, run it back!
That boy trashed!
Sorry, I got scared in the pressure.
Hey!
Two fire sports!
Run it back, run it back, run it back.
You know what? Listen, you want that little ball?
It's me and you, bro.
Oh, hello. Ready, hut!
Yes!
It's not a go!
What type of hut was that?
What do you mean?
I don't know how to play, it's like quick.
Wait, throw me the ball, throw me the ball,
throw me the ball, throw me the ball, throw me the ball.
He's open.
Oh, oh, shit, you all right?
Oh, shit, you all right?
You all right, though?
Oh, shit.
You good?
Oh, man.
Yeah, hey, straight out.
That was a little tough.
You all right?
I don't know my hand.
Am I here?
What's the deal here?
That's enough, that's enough, that's good work man.
All right, this is the test.
All right, take a seat, take a seat.
All right, now look, it can cut you to the football.
Put my chat.
We do this right here.
Put my chat.
Put the chat at.
Okay, fuck the chat.
I'm right here, okay.
All right, look.
Okay.
It's 20 to one.
Yes sir.
So count for 20 backwards.
20.
20, 19, 18.
Okay.
My asthma, sorry, it's here.
Hands up, hands up, hands up, so you can breathe through that.
17, 16.
Oh, you got good.
15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10.
Oh, yeah, you good.
Yeah, yeah, get up, get up.
Yeah, you good, you good.
You a gangster, baby.
Let's go, man, get up.
Ah!
Oh, my god, not again.
All right, let's go.
Damn, don't use us.
I'm so sorry, bro.
Yeah, you heard a real one out of them.
They make you in 30 seconds.
Yeah.
You got to name all the months backwards.
That's hard.
I can't even do that when I'm talking.
You talk you talk my full up players, you know they
Let me call it you got
I'll do a dog that was good work
Let me see I want to see a clip how do you look on camera?
with the tackle yeah was that like a good tackle like an NFL tackle yeah man you
did you feel it some of some of the clip yeah it's like white stars so much
for the clip Mike is low yeah my fault man all the Mike all the Mike's low
who's Mike is up who's mine is it was it good JCD missed it I should like a
Like I like I like oh you missed the tackle. Oh, that was that was that was
Brother I can talk you again. I just got tackled for fun. No fucking way
We missed it
No fucking way. Oh you didn't get that right there
Now he'll run that one back send the clip
Fuck no, let's get out of here. Let's go there. Let's go. We'll come pick this up later. Sure. Get your stuff
All right, that's a good work, man.
I'm alive, but you got a chance though, dawg.
Thank you, brother.
I'll tell you this, you'll be one of the greatest freshman high school players of all time,
dawg.
What position?
Any position.
You put you on the eighth grade team, you'll kill it, man.
It's all right, it's all right, it's all right.
Yeah, I'm like, what?
Hey, what day?
Bring those shoots, you dog?
Bring what?
I'm free all day.
Play against me again. Yes. Oh fuck that
Oh like some chill shit
No other girls I don't talk to girls
Yeah, let's do it. I'm with it. Wait, can you can you trap me in your son? Come on, man? Why not?
I want to see a clip send it to me. I'm someone's under to me
How you feeling right now? My head is spinning, bro. I'm gonna get it. That's football for you be all right
Fuck.
No, look, this is what you do.
You go home and get some hot tea.
Oh, you get some hot tea, right?
OK.
When you slowly count.
No, no, you do the ABCs.
Yep.
And when you count to 100, slowly.
You'll be back below me.
Holy shit.
Oh, I got another one for you.
Yes, sir.
Smelling salt.
Yeah.
Oh.
Yes, yes, smelling salt.
That should be good for you.
You'll be the man.
You'll be the man.
How you feeling right now?
I'm not going to lie, brother.
I got a headache.
Pretty good, though.
You're right where you are.
Guess what?
Pain isn't real.
None of this shit's real.
It's in your head.
That's right, that's right.
If you break a leg, your leg's not broken.
It's in your head.
You saw Nick saving.
I like that dog.
That's right.
Thank you.
Pain is temporary.
Okay, Rooker, so our next destination,
can I come in your car with you?
Come on, man.
Come on now, why not?
All right.
Any mods?
Send me the clip, bro.
Holy shit, I asked 10 times.
God damn, bro.
Mods slacking.
All right, we outta here.
So, it's over there.
You right, what up?
But let's all go in this one.
Superman's sitting next to you for the angle and I'm behind you.
Whatever.
OK.
Whatever.
Let's roll.
Let's roll.
I don't want to hit your.
Oh, shit.
Can you move out just a little?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ah!
Yep.
I'm looking for a top of this.
Yep.
First thing's first.
Bring my stage graph.
All right.
Listen, all I'm doing is I'm going to bring some top of this
and move it to 12, all right?
Take me out to some ice cream and all that.
OK.
Second thing is.
I just don't want to get looked at as like a creep.
This is a little bit.
I have a girlfriend, listen.
Oh, shit you do?
You know he has a girlfriend?
Oh, this knows me.
I don't know.
Come on, guys.
Sorry.
How bad, how bad?
Are you ready to go?
I don't want to go to you though, just listen up.
See this guy?
Yeah.
Wait, hold on, I'm gonna open the shop.
I'm gonna open the shop.
I'm gonna open the shop.
He's gonna be selling that.
Woo!
What type of diet?
All right.
What's her name?
Oh, what the, god damn it, what's her?
What, is he a girlfriend?
I don't tell him anything.
No, no, no, he's wanting me to take us for some ice cream.
Yo, two years of punishment.
What?
Don't worry, brother.
I'll get you out of it.
Thank you.
OK.
All right, let's go.
Yep.
Yeah, sir, dude.
Huh?
Oh, Mods, are you fucking kidding me, bro?
Not one Mod.
Hey, you left the stuff right there.
Not one Mod to do it.
Oh, shit.
All right, thank you.
Yeah, I'll do this.
Nice to meet you.
All right, you win.
All right, let's go.
You win, bro.
Thank you, friends.
I appreciate you, bro.
I gotta see.
Oh, oh, oh, I don't wanna hit this.
You in?
Oh shit, oh my God, my pads.
You in?
My pads.
Thank you, brother.
It's a sick ass whip.
I ain't even got the stars in the roof.
What?
It's one of my little toys.
How you feel today though?
I'm feeling great.
I gotta see.
Oh, we found a big black truck right there?
No, hold on, hold on, hold on, let's take a look at me.
Let me see what happened.
I ain't gonna lie to you, you got a chance, man.
Wow.
Mike can't be like, you know,
touch my homes with them guys.
But you can be guys like, uh,
like Justin Fields.
That didn't even look hard.
Why did that hurt?
You can be like Zach Wilson, dawg.
Zach Wilson?
Yeah.
He's got a contract.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
That could be you.
You'd be Justin Fields.
Justin, he's got a contract.
That's what I'm saying.
You got a chance.
Wait, we left the green stuff.
What's the green stuff?
Okay, let's go to, um, let's go to, um,
Let's go to Venice, the little walk over there in Venice.
Let's go, I can't eat food on stream
because it's Ramadan.
Hey, what's up big dog?
So I gotta wanna be disrespectful,
and I'm not fast right now, chat,
cause I'm not asthma, so.
All right, so what are we doing right now?
Some ice cream right now?
Wait a minute, hold up, hold up,
where are we going fellas?
The Venice promenade.
Hold on, you telling the people?
Okay, hold up.
Yeah, no, we're good, we're good, we're good.
Let's find the black truck.
Okay, you gotta fall, or you have that, get up, get up.
No, I'm fallin' a black truck.
I can't, okay.
Black truck, go in front of us please,
Mia, go in front of us.
Beep, beep, oh don't crash the car now.
Alrighty.
All right, so.
I know, shit man, so.
Good workout man, good workout now.
Quick question, how's your everyday life go?
What do you, what do you, what do you be doin'?
Well, if I have to work, I have to do no TV stuff.
You know, I drop my son off,
I get to my real estate stuff, I get to my agency.
You know, nothing going on for me. I manage players. I make sure they're in good hands. Okay, you know
Call some coaches call some college coaches call some college. You know, okay, you know, that's really it
You know, I mean pretty simple life. Yeah, what was your favorite part of being an NFL the money?
Well, you know what?
Yo as a kid, right? I don't know what you want to be in life. You doing good right now
But I know what you want to be growing up. I wanted to be a doctor. Okay, well, you're doing good
You know, you're saving lives.
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
But I want to be in NFL.
And that's what I'm doing right now.
You know what I mean?
That was your dream as a kid when you did it.
Oh, when I was five years old,
I used to watch Barry Sanders every day, every night.
I used to wake up like, I'm gonna be Barry.
I'm gonna be Barry.
And I never became Barry, but I did good.
Damn.
I used to have this teacher.
I figured her name was Miss,
well, she might assume me as something that's her name,
but this teacher I had,
And every day, she would be mean to me.
And honestly, I'm amazed at the pros.
And she's really not amazed at the pros,
so I like that motivation.
You feel me?
Yeah, fuck her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that.
So, all right, well, because I never like,
what's like the NFL life?
Like, how does it go?
Because y'all only have one game a week.
Yeah.
So like, what are you doing on the off days in the NFL?
Well, when I was younger, I would hang out.
I would chase girls and hang out
and go to the casinos and-
Be honest, was it easy to get any girl
when you were in the NFL?
Well, that's kind of been like my life as a kid.
You know what I mean?
But football made it easier,
but then as you get older,
you go away from the girls and you mature,
you know what I mean?
I mean, I become family.
Yeah, stuff like that.
Like all that type of stuff.
Come home, family, you got kids,
got a 30 year old son.
You know what I mean?
You're losing your full time.
All the things that you do when you get older.
Now you ain't going to the club as much.
Now you do something, you get a little wine,
you might go to a little lounge, stuff like that.
It's like some adorning shit.
Yeah, like, girl, like, girl, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
you're dead.
Well, how old are you?
I don't even guess.
Yeah, I was going to say 32.
Yeah, yeah, I'll look young.
37.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
37.
You do not look that, bro.
Black really don't crack.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Yeah.
That is fucking crazy.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
He's cheating.
He's cheating.
No, come on, bro.
You keep doing this.
I'm black.
I am a black African.
No, no, no.
Look at me, I'm black!
You're Puerto Rican, he's Puerto Rican.
Well you're Puerto Rican?
Bruh, I'm black.
I told him that, I'm black, I'm Puerto Rican.
The black blood is so dominant, it doesn't show I am black.
I am a black African.
All right, take it easy, Mark, I'm X-Black.
So you're half black, half Puerto Rican?
Yes.
Okay, that's a good combo.
Yeah, well.
The best of both worlds, I'm black.
Black!
I mean.
I think he's black.
Yeah, we get it, we get it something like that.
So wait, so you were your 13 and you're 37 so 37 minus 13 is
Oh shit, yeah, so you are score
Let me not get into that
Who's the car streamer? Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, they say you look alike
That's came bro, I got so many questions. All right, wait
Wait, so, question.
What goes on in the NFL?
Like, what's the craziest shit you've seen in the NFL locker room?
Psh.
Whoa, whoa.
The craziest thing I've seen in the NFL locker room?
I've seen a player, right?
He told a coach, he said, listen, don't talk to me.
If you want to talk to me, you talk to my position coach
and walk it off.
I was 20 years old.
I'm like, damn, that's how they act in the NFL.
I never seen that like that.
I've seen one thing and it fell on my first year.
They gamble on the planes, whatever.
And I do loss.
So you get game checks.
So you play the game and you get paid that Monday or Tuesday.
I watched a dude gamble on the plane,
which flying to I think Houston,
brother lost $80,000.
And that means you played for free.
I was like, oh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Y'all get paid every week?
Yeah, some teams do two weeks, some teams do one week.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
I mean, once I'm always getting like $300,000 a week.
Yo!
Yeah.
It's dudes that's making, I know dudes that's making $100,000 a week.
She was going to have a million dollar check to your bank account.
One of my best friends that watched this, he got a crazy number.
Let's see.
Whoa, imagine trying to imagine getting a $300,000 check to your bank account.
Watch this, watch this.
Even if you drop five yards in the game.
Yeah, this means I don't do nothing against GP.
That's crazy.
Oh.
Hey, Dad, uh, tell him I'm an athlete.
Oh, then I never, I never ever, oh, woman in the locker room.
Who?
I used to play when I, hey.
Oh, yeah, we played, yeah, we used to play with Napoli
with real cash.
Yeah, real cash.
That's fun, bro.
I was chosen to NFL.
Oh, no, yeah, man, you're all y'all making money.
Oh, y'all making money.
How much money you losing, man?
How much?
I ain't never lost.
So, you do not believe, like, everyone's worth it,
what's it actually?
Me and my girlfriend, I never lose.
never lose okay the goals always win okay
right he never plays Madden so does the ball boom the goal for touchdown
Mm-hmm tackles him in his character. He tackles this to my friend, right? Yeah, can't even score now now
He gets his dog or gets the dog dogs is biting my friend in the hair. What the fuck exactly?
Hey, man, the goal is the way the goal
Wait, like in real life. No, I can't be firm. I can't get firm these stories, man
That is crazy that is crazy question bro, what are your thoughts on the on the resting in today's um in today's
You know, I had a ref tell me one time, I yell at him for a song, he missed the call.
I said, hey man, do grab my face mask.
I said, are you blind?
Are you blind?
And then he was calm and he said, Shady, let me tell you something.
He said, you don't make every touch down when you get the ball, you don't make every guy
miss when you get the ball.
He said, I don't make every call, I'm like, you know what, you right.
So I give, you know, a little grace to some of the rest of the missed calls, because it's
a hard game.
going fast. You know what I mean? It's a lot going on. But I do
think that sometimes in critical points of the game, they can
make certain calls. If you ain't be calling stuff like that,
the whole game to let it ride out. And another thing you need
to do better at is when they get in the game is close and it
is late. Let's challenge your stuff. Let's take your time out.
Right. And make sure we get in the right calls. I watched the
game with it with the bills and the Broncos. Yeah, that dude
caught that ball. Now, now brand cooks, he do be dropping
some balls. I mean, wait, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That was an interception, bro.
No, hell no.
What?
I let him out.
Bro, what do you mean? Look at the rule book.
Yo, caught caught up.
What happened with the rule book? What happened?
Bro, the guy didn't have full potential.
Bro, I'm telling you, bro, that was an interception.
The one she needs touches the ground is over.
The place did.
And if it's a tie, the tie goes to the offensive player.
That's the rule. That's the rule.
Chat, was it an interception?
Yes or no?
Let's try and know what it is.
Bro, what do you mean?
Everyone knows that was an interception.
Are you serious?
Yeah, bro, you got money in the game.
No.
He caught it, bro.
Who's you going for?
I want the bills to win.
I love Josh Allen.
I thought this was his year, bro.
This was the one chance he really had to win it all, bro.
You see, they always, I hate when they say that, though,
because they act like a quarterback.
But if you win a game, it's the quarterback's stat.
And it's not.
We watched two games.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We watched what?
Sandalma headway.
Maybe one good game.
He killed it.
Yeah.
Like the defense and the running game did well and he was one
Come on
I never I never said it was trash I never said that I said he's a good player
But they had like quarterbacks winning game like they had this step on there
It was like the most quarterbacks to have 13-1 seasons. They had they had Tom Brady
They had Aaron Rodgers in the head. Hey, Manny. You know the fourth-back was who yes
Sam Darnell
He's a good quarterback. I got Sam Darnell over Michael Vick
What that's it
What are we talking about what are we talking about in the car?
He said he's better than Michael Vick!
Get in the corner!
What was he talking about?
What is he talking about?
What is he talking about?
Yo, you know what?
I'm dropping you guys off, yo.
You guys go home. That's it.
I'm just kidding, brother.
Michael Vick is him.
He's him.
Did I rape?
I was walking in the middle of traffic.
I'm like an internet troll.
Did I rage bit you?
Yes.
Okay, I'm sorry, sir.
I'm still angry.
I'm sorry, sir.
Are your quarters off?
I apologize to me.
Yes, sir.
I'm sorry.
Black Daddy. What? Alright. Damn, I didn't know that you were like that much of a... Damn!
Yeah, just like, I take them things serious, man. Yeah, I mean, yeah, you do have a deep
connection with the Eagles. Not even that! Mike makes a great player, man! Mike, yeah,
shit, yeah, that's true. He is a great player. I'm gonna be honest, bro, watching the lefty
quarterback is very soothing. Why's that soothing? I don't know, just like, it's like watching like
a lefty, like a young... That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what
So that's LTV.
That left-handed quarterback, so soothing.
Yeah, you should be a reporter.
A reporter?
Bro, they would hate me on there.
What'd you say?
I start violating all the players,
but they do some fucking stupid shit.
Wait, real quick question.
Who do you think is the worst commentator
in the NFL right now?
It's just annoying.
The worst?
Yeah.
He's annoying?
Uh, RG3.
Yo, can y'all stop calling me a little or a guy, please?
RG3 was like annoying.
RG3 was annoying?
Yeah, he's pretty good on TV.
You know why he's not annoying?
He just does corny stuff.
Let me think, who else is on like on that?
They're saying Tony Romo.
I fuck with Tony Romo.
Yo, I go a lot.
Tony Romo at first was nice.
I think what happened was he stopped preparing.
You know what I mean?
You get easy towing.
Yeah.
But I feel like now that people who's like critical of them,
it'll turn it back on.
It'll turn it back on.
He's gonna lock back in.
Yeah, he got to.
He got to.
Rekai wants some ice cream.
Bro, this is not Rekai.
We're caught, what's up dawg?
Do you think the NFL is more physical back then or now?
Is this my screen?
Back then?
Oh man, back then they was freaking cutting up their fingers and all that stuff.
They're still cutting up fingers bro?
Nah, I'm talking about like, this is one player where
something happened with his hand and he cut it off.
We kept playing the game.
Yes.
Yeah, they get, cause like now you can hit nobody.
If you hit somebody, it's a flag.
Back then they was
beating each other up.
They were smoking cigarettes
during the game.
who the players nowadays back then back then you could smoke a cigarette in the
game my man you know Lawrence Taylor is yeah of course you know he's a do before
games what a lot of crazy stuff and he was crazy he's a dog crack it's a little
bit of that little bit of that yeah I mean they tell you that tell you that that
was that was when football was like dangerous in his prime yeah yeah I mean
you were there for a great era bro and you played the greats I'm jealous of you
You know who was the real nice?
I remember once I was playing as Ray Lewis.
And I was young, I was trying to get my name out there.
I said, you know what, when I see Ray,
I'm gonna punish Ray.
Then I came out, I hit him, boom!
And he didn't even move.
Then the whole time I'm like, man,
I'm calling him old, call him wash up,
call him bad knees, stone feet.
Say all sorts of things, he ain't said nothing to me.
And they beat us.
And I remember, he didn't say nothing to me.
And then we walked off to like, after the game,
and then I seen him at like one of the pro balls,
this is years there, now I got a name on me.
Yeah. And I say, right, yo, why you never say nothing back to me?
Yes, I won't worry about you, little boy.
He was a nobody, but I was like my second year.
So I wasn't nobody.
So now me and Ray, we tight, but I'm like, damn, this whole time
I wanted to play this is idle.
Yeah. And he didn't even recognize me.
That's a true story.
But now I see Ray, all my son, Shady, what's up?
Yeah, he said to earn the right to talk to Ray.
I mean, that is that is right.
I'm on the right, but that but you also are a LaShawn McCoy.
No, but I want a LaShawn McCoy then.
Oh, you were like a mid version of yourself.
Now I was like, I was like a second year.
I was like, I was looking for the guy.
Oh, okay.
My third year is when I turned it on, turned it on.
How does the draft process work?
Like, how does, because I know in the NBA,
I've asked people, I've never,
in the NFL, how do you, like, how does draft day go?
All right, so draft day goes like this.
You have, like, before the draft,
they have all the coaches and the gyms and the scouts.
They pick, you know, what player's gonna be good,
who's not good, is draft value.
And they put up on the board where they want first,
second, third, et cetera.
There's seven rounds.
So obviously the best players, they go first,
the worst players go last.
But they get it wrong a lot too, you know what I mean?
And then on the draft day, that's when they pick them.
And you've got a call earlier in the day
or they call the spot?
You didn't call, you didn't call.
You didn't really call me, you said?
Jimmy McCoy, we want you.
I said, okay, it's coach.
I cry, you know, because all the hard work you put into the game,
and you finally get it out, you know, you go from being broke to being rich.
But the go from take care of your family and it's a dream.
He was a kid.
So then it failed to drive day.
That's probably the best time for players is a draft day.
It just hits you like, damn, I did it.
Yeah.
There's a lot of work to be done.
Oh man, hard work, dedication, getting up early in the morning,
Work out, go on a bed late, watch some film,
study yourself, getting hurt, you gotta ice yourself up,
you gotta go through the treatments to get better.
Breaking ankles, tearing ACLs,
all that stuff you gotta go through.
Wait, what's the worst injury you ever had?
I just broke my ankle.
Oh, you got lucky.
Whoa, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm balling showing, man, come on.
What, what?
I'm balling showing.
Oh, ew.
Wait, is that on Google?
Hey, I got a picture of it.
Ew, but like bro, people nowadays,
the injuries are getting bad.
They're saying it's because of the field,
but it's like, everyone's getting injured.
But you know what though?
The technology is so much better now
that like, they'd be alright.
For real, because like guys break,
or guys tear ACLs back then, that was like, scary.
Oh my God, he broke his, or he tore his ACL.
Now it's nothing.
The new ACL is Achilles.
Some of the chats said, love to shady.
He's a goat, even though I'm a Giants fan.
Come on, Giants fan.
So I love it, so I love it, so I love it, you know?
Count the Scataboo.
Scataboo's nice.
Scataboo's tough.
Scataboo's the only dude that got every brother
out here from the hood or not.
They are scared of him.
They don't want to tackle him.
Be honest, who reminds you of yourself in the NFL right now?
A couple dudes.
I think this dude named Bucky Irving.
Oh, on the Bucks?
Bruh, Bucky Irving, we got a lot of similarities.
He probably don't have like my explosion,
But dawg, he got moves, he make everybody miss,
he make you miss in close spaces.
I've never met anyone talk about him, that's crazy.
But he nice.
I'm a real football head, I studied this,
I told you I'm my own company.
Yeah, and you have your,
Two-Five Sports, man.
You have your management company,
you have a podcast, you're on Fox.
Yeah, now, who else we got this, the one I like?
I like Jermair Gibbs, only thing is he's way faster than I am.
He's fast as fuck.
He's so he's probably I won't see it. Can I say that me now? He's fine
He's got he's more God gifted. He's mad because he can make you miss, but he's so fast enough to do all that
Who else who else play like me? I think bucky's the best
I'll be honest not big, you know, sorry that guy, but it's gonna be hard to have my type of playing style
You know me that's true. Can't replicate greatness. No, I'm not
This is that my replace I was like, it's like different oh, no you could do it you could only you because you got his blood
You guys not oh
Good question from chat you think LeBron James could be in the NFL and play like tight end or whatever right now
Yes, no, he's four years old
They don't break his knees
Yeah, he's too old right now, but I'm not LeBron. I think in his prime. Yeah
Yeah, six, eight athletic tall can jump and run.
He's coordinated.
You know, he's quick.
Yeah.
He is 40.
And I think sometimes people will be like,
oh, he'd be flopping.
So he can't play.
That's not true.
Because I think if he played in a physical game,
he would be more physical.
LeBron's like God, God took his time making LeBron.
I'm gonna, all right, I'm gonna make him this tall.
Okay.
You ever like draw something to your race?
That's what God did.
No, no, no, no, I'm making him 68.
I made it perfect.
Yeah, and I'm making with arms, muscles.
LeBron special, special, special.
What are your thoughts on Caleb Williams?
I like Caleb.
Okay.
Caleb nice.
Caleb, he's emerged from a superstar.
He's getting better.
He got unbelievable talent.
He's probably top three most talented in the league.
Now, I got another question.
Who do you think is the most overrated quarterback
right now?
It depends, man, because I like
overrated in the league.
I never thought Tull was that good.
He got little arms, little hands, little fingers.
Not necessarily, it's like, I never thought he was on me.
I never thought he was good like that.
I was like, why they paying him?
I mean, I just, I never was.
Um, your son was wondering,
what are your thoughts on Chip Kelly?
Ha, hope my son, my son will be on punishment for two weeks.
No, he's not, I swear to God, he asked.
Oh yeah.
Why didn't Noah like Chip Kelly?
Cause Deshaun Jackson said the same thing.
Man, Chip was different, man.
I ain't like Chip because he just wasn't comfortable.
And then it felt like everybody's different.
There's guys that got boys, guys got got waves,
guys got dreads, gold teeth.
And he would be a type where he want everybody
to look the same, act the same, listen to the same music.
I'm like, this is not the locker room.
And I think in college, you kind of had that power.
He made everybody do the same thing.
Like I give you an example, like at this time, I'm like 24.
So I'm still hanging out, I'm still partying.
but I'm still ballin'.
And most kids do that, they're 23.
You play the game, you hangin' out,
you chase some girls, you goin' to, you know.
Yeah, it looks like.
And he be like, oh, I wanna check your hydration.
I wanna check how much sleep you got.
I'm like, sleep.
What the fuck?
I'm like, why you wanna see how much I'm sleeping, coach?
That's kind of weird.
You know, every dude's like 38 years old.
And he's like, yo, I just had a baby
and my baby's up all night.
I ain't gettin' no sleep.
So Chip was just different.
Chipping a lot is like let's listen to some music. He was the different dude. Hey am I parking the right where I'm at boss?
Okay, oh that sounds like like prison. Oh
Let me talk right now. I'm nervous
Yeah, oh these guys you guys can drive
Yeah, I'm like
I'm gonna get out a little bit though brother. Okay. He got school tomorrow. Okay. Yeah, I'm a full-time dad
I'm dead full-time dad shit, bro. Wait wait
Fuck it's cool
Thank you, brother. She'll pay for everything over there. The Mexican lady. Okay. Alright, we'll do a little like shooting a type of thing
And we'll wrap it up. Um, where's like a good that's good. That's good job. Wrap it up
Come on man, take it easy
Uh, where should we sit on the oh, I got the key. That's the food
My girl cook it or not. He got okay. Let's sit on the grass with the Sun's damn. It's sunset time. Oh, this is beautiful
This is beautiful
But um, alright chat. This is time where y'all can get to ask anything you want
Let's get it anything you want go ahead. Ask away. They're saying it's like Debo Samuel. Why am I keep saying?
Nah, man, big boy ain't never this handsome.
Come on, let's go on.
Come on, man.
You are a good-looking guy, brother.
I will say that.
Damn, that's a bit chilly.
Yeah, it's cold.
Shit, should we sit inside?
Ha ha ha!
Fuck.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Chat, whatever.
You guys want to know, toughest.
What was the toughest arena to play in?
The toughest fan base to go against?
Ooh, yo.
New Orleans.
It gets loud there.
Yo, you can't hear nothing.
Shit.
What's up, bro?
It's so loud, you can't hear a word.
Loud, like yelling and screaming.
The fans, they get all that drinking and that partying.
You can't hear nothing in there.
Sevens just drunk as fuck and the crowd goes crazy screaming.
Crazy.
Yeah, all that.
Damn.
What'd you say was to play?
It's so loud that we gotta go like a silent count.
Cause you can't hear anything.
Are you that ass?
You can't hear anything.
Okay, maybe we sit somewhere inside.
Are you cold or are you good?
I'm a black dude.
I'm always good in tight areas.
That's his homeboy, that's your boy?
Yeah, maybe, okay.
I got friends on that.
What's up, dude?
OK, maybe it's a little cold over there.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Let's head to somewhere this way.
Oh, you are cold.
I'm freezing, bro.
Woo!
Fuck.
I'm freezing.
All right, let me just walk and do it.
Yeah.
All right, who hit you the hardest in your career?
This dude named London Fletcher.
Who the hell is that?
But look, he's 5'8".
I really don't matter when it comes to strength.
Man, that dude was nice.
He probably, I think he's the best line up I've ever won against.
It's for real.
Hell yeah, he was nice.
You know what was really good too?
Damn, he plays for the Chargers.
You got it back?
Yeah, I think Chargers right now.
The safety, what's his name?
They're always James.
Yeah.
Woo, he's a very good guy.
I was like, damn, what was he doing before I say he was nice.
Just a couple guys.
I mean, I only get hit for real though.
Like, it's hard to hit me, you know?
That is true.
It's like, you ever know somebody's always sick?
That's never me.
I can't ever get, you know.
Do you have any regrets in your career?
Oh, you don't have any kids.
You ever have like a baby where like, he about to fall,
and then he don't fall?
Yeah.
Oh, he about to hit his head, and he don't hit it.
That's like me, like, oh, yeah.
I'm not Shakora Stevenson, like, you just like,
oh, you can't even hit me.
He's leaving everything.
Come on now!
Okay.
Shit.
You, you, you, you've talked to the boxing?
I'm, bro, I'll turn around and do a boxing show.
Are you going to that Ryan fight?
I'm going to Ryan, you know, I'm gonna see that!
I face-tie with Ryan, remember, you, you forget at the show?
Oh yeah, I'm sure that's a fighting.
Oh yeah, hell yeah.
What if you walk in this way and fuck it?
Oh you really need box.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You see that?
Would you box anyone?
Yeah.
Who would you box?
Call someone else.
I'll box you.
I'm not gonna, you will kill me, bro.
All right, who would I box?
Oh, okay, oh, oh, shit, okay, okay.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
What's up, bro?
Thank you, bro.
Get you in it.
Get you in it.
Yes, sir.
You know what I mean?
Put me in the environment.
I can make it.
Bro, you know what you need to do?
We need to open up a strip club.
Oh, wait, wait.
A strip club?
From what?
Make some bread.
We don't got to go in it.
My girl might not let me do that.
Oh, fuck.
I'm sorry.
Hold up.
Shout out to her.
Let's give money.
It's great money.
Then I'm going in.
I'll go in for you.
And do all the things.
Oh shit, I'm a good black man. Okay. Yes, sir. All right
You think you let me do it. I don't know. Can you convince her? Yes, sir. I got it
Oh, you let me talk to your girl. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna be respectful nice. I promise
No, I won't I'll never do that. No, that's what I say
Come on now cost your fingers
Please answer cost your fingers
Cush your fingers
Oh shit, that's okay. Well, I gotta do it. Okay. Well, I'm gonna do it
Sipful coming through me then
Alright Chad, any kind of questions? Oh, that's a bunny. Oh, it's a bunny. It's a bunny. It's a bunny. It's a bunny. It's a bunny
Is that a bunny or a dog? It's a bunny
What's up, bro?
What's up, what's up? What's up, buddy? You see that bunny?
Yeah, brother, let's do it.
You guys see that bunny, though?
That was a dog, she said.
Oh, it's all in the car.
Come on. You guys see that bunny over there?
Oh, it's crazy though.
Who's the other NFL team?
The Bears, man, the Bears.
Yo, you guys see that bunny, though?
Yes, sir, much love.
Is that a bunny or a dog?
Let's start walking back so we can walk right to the car.
You see that bunny, though, dog?
I don't play with bunnies. Bunnies, rats, I don't play with.
You don't hear about the source of our buddies. No, I eat you alive, man. What the fuck you're hungry. I think you've seen some shit
And leprechauns
What
Me and another kid who is thirsty.
Oh, no.
Look at this face.
How do you do that?
I'm ready.
How do you do that?
Yeah, brother.
What?
Friends, call a job.
No, no, wait.
Wait, no cigarettes.
No serve on the kid.
No, sir.
Leave the face.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I'm so sorry, brother.
So what exactly happened?
All right.
So it was a basketball.
You were with the pressure?
What basketball streaming?
Oh, it was a pressure.
Yeah, you were with the pressure.
Okay.
Yeah.
He ain't lying.
He's not lying.
The Asian kid.
He's not lying.
Do you have contact with the Asian kid?
No.
He lives in...
Wait, hold up.
Are you lying?
Hit up the Asian kid to split the money.
Are you lying?
Are you lying?
No, I said...
He ain't lying!
No, no, no.
He's not lying.
Hold on.
You need to hit up the Asian kid to split the money.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What?
He said...
He said...
He won.
I'm in America, bro.
The Asian kid?
No.
I gave him the money and said to split it.
He did it.
Oh, he just...
Oh, so wait, oh, so hold up.
That's on you now.
No, OK, but hold on.
Now that I'm aware of this.
That's right, that's right.
Give yourself.
OK.
Is he my parents here?
Why are you scared by an Asian?
His parents are scared.
Yeah, he's got a scare for me.
All right, everyone do.
She's going to get your information.
She's going to get your info.
I'm going to call you and we'll get your money.
I'm going to make sure you get your money.
You're going to get your money today.
OK.
We're going to get it.
What are you going to get?
Maybe.
I'm not sure.
Totally clean.
Same things.
Oh.
Okay, what's your message to the guy that's scammed you?
Oh, don't scam people, it's not nice.
That's right, that's right.
Call 911.
Oh man, let's get home.
You know you can fight, you know you can fight.
Alright, let's do it, let's do it.
Give me the number, give me the number.
Alright, you can get it.
Alright.
Alright, wait, wait.
Okay, yep.
Come on.
I got him.
I got him.
I got him.
Yes, got it.
Oh, no, no.
You want to say more?
The dog can.
Oh, she lives hungry.
Yeah, no, no.
She's just chilling.
Hi, baby!
Yeah.
Hi, baby!
Hi!
Hi, baby!
My glove.
Yeah, of course.
I appreciate it.
Oh, here's your hand.
She's got a dog.
I'm gonna...
No, no, no, no.
He's got a small dog.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Yeah
Nice to meet you guys
Okay
The Lord
Where we go
We're gonna go so much brother, huh? Oh, I like that dog 125 me 125
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Oh my god, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Y'all, come on, dude.
Y'all, come on, dude, we ain't that close,
we ain't that close.
You walk in the middle!
We ain't that close!
You walk in the middle, we ain't that close.
Shaq, would you wanna see, real quick,
to end this off, would you guys want to see
in the future, segments where it's me, him,
and another NFL player?
Oh my god.
Oh my God.
Oh, your mic.
Would you wanna see segments, Shaq,
Me him and another NFL player. Oh look, I'm gonna pick the players. You know, we need guys a person eyes. Yes
What that we want out of two the personalities, you know, yes like you come on man, you know what you do
I'm saying. Yes. Oh, we should do a segment on on the beach. Oh
I like that. What wait? Can we get you and Donald? Yeah? Oh, oh, wait, hold up
You were 18 on the field, I don't want.
Wait, what?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, you're trying to help tackle you.
Okay.
You're running.
Okay.
All right, deal, deal.
I was just going to tell him.
I was just going to tell him, like, get out the way.
Get out of the way.
And he was like, who the hell you are?
And I was like, I'm from the village, man.
Okay.
I'm from the village, man.
I'm black.
I'm black.
I'm black.
I'm black.
I'm black.
I'm black.
I'm black.
I'm from the village man.
I'm from the village!
I'm from the village!
Village!
Village!
Village!
All right.
Hey y'all.
God bless, brother.
Wakanda!
Let's go baby!
Wakanda!
Wakanda!
Wakanda!
Wakanda!
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
It's kind of, it's kind of.
We're from the ..
They're all people now.
All right, man.
All right.
All right.
Come on man.
Welcome to Mexby Park.
All right.
Oh, yes, sir.
Oh, hey, listen.
Listen.
See that?
We all come together in America.
No.
I agree.
My people, your people.
We all people.
We're all the same.
All of us.
Woo.
It don't matter.
All right.
So, I'm gonna set it up.
Okay.
Let's make it a little series.
All right.
A little series.
You bring weeping people on.
We run it.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Stop.
I'm gonna get some sponsors.
I'm gonna get the bag.
If you sign the two-five sports
Two-five sport if you sign the two-five sports we could do something. Okay, so the contract
And I'm not gonna do 90 ten on you
Yeah, oh my god. What's I mean from getting the massage a five dollar massage. Yeah, holy shit
Huh? Oh, no, that's gotta be worth it. That's gotta be worth it five dollar happy ending. What I'm in it
You don't
Now look, I got to get the, now you sure you signed up with us?
Uh, let me look at the terms, as long as you don't fuck me over, we gonna do it.
Alright look, who you signing with dawg?
Uh, I'm signing with you as long as the contract is fair.
Two, five sports.
Two, five sports.
You signed up.
Yes sir.
Let's do it.
And if you want, listen.
You sure?
I'm 97.5% sure.
That's all we need.
Okay.
God bless.
Yep.
Alright let's do it.
That was good, that was good man, I love it.
I love it man.
Hey, new T-Work, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie. W's in the fucking chat. I'm gonna keep the stream going
He's guys, you know a lot of responsibilities a lot of things you got to do very busy man
I'm not sure if you're taking time out my son. I can get some food. Yep. Yeah, I'm saying okay. Okay. Well, I'm good green
Why y'all saying GG wait? Oh shit. I'm living that way, bro
Put down my number in your phone
I'm gonna stay here and get him a song all right much love brother. Thank you so much my guy very nice to meet you, bro
And let's all stay in touch
Yep
Dibbierl segment chat. Dibbierl segment. It's so cold, bro. Fuck. All right, brother. Drop safe. God bless
Yeah, I'm like, well, I should be I
Shouldn't be I shouldn't be walking around like this
Fuck
I'm cold. What's up, brother
Oh, you trying to find some?
Yeah, just metal detecting a little bit.
What have you found so far?
Mostly just coins. I found a gold ring one time.
How much is the ring worth?
Like $1,200?
Damn! How much does this machine cost?
I got this for $5 at the garage sale.
What the fuck?
Yeah, yeah. Wow.
Dude, I watch your streams, man. I watch your content.
What's your favorite one?
I mean, I just mostly follow the content you put out.
Hell yeah. Thank you so much, brother.
Much love. Have a great day, man. God bless.
Yo, he don't even know what the content is.
Chat! Then this massage, body massage, foot massage, five dollars. Let's get one white fucking now.
Hello.
What?
Can I get a massage?
That's got to shoot away like a fucking bug, like an animal, like it's insane.
Alright, let's get out of here, it's too cold, way too cold, way too cold bro, way too cold.
I ain't gonna lie.
You
Sounds good
Love that chat. All right chat. What I'm saying is I don't want to end this too early
I told y'all I do have shit to do but I could stay for a little longer. What do y'all want to see me do bro?
What do y'all want to see me do?
What is this? Oh, it's a hostel. Oh my god
I'm not doing the desktop. I'm not doing desktop. I'm not doing the desktop. I'm not doing the desktop. I don't go fuck
I'm not doing the desktop
Change first. Yeah, I got a change. It is so cold in California right now, bro. This one is crazy, right, brother?
You're warm. Where'd you get that?
Oh shit, oh, yeah, nice. Nice to meet you. God bless
Oh my god, holy fuck
Holy shit, all right, we have money now
Oh, all right, well, what do y'all, whew.
Fuck, bro, I wish y'all saw how hard I got hit.
I'm not gonna lie, bro, no troll.
I got fucking demolished, bro.
Like, I got like, bro, oh my God,
my head hit the back of the, like, it was bad,
bro, I got a bruise right now.
It was fucked.
Keep clean the lens a little bit.
All right, am I tripping?
Is it?
Am I tripping?
No, I'm tripping.
We want desktop. No. Tell Lacey happy birthday.
Let me call her.
Let me wish Lacey a happy birthday.
Yo! I just want to say happy birthday bro. I have a very special gift for you whenever you're free. I'll come drop it off.
You have a gift for me?
Yeah, one of these days whenever you're free just let me know. It's very special for you.
For real?
Yeah, bro
Thank you, bro. I appreciate that. Of course. Wait. How would he turn?
23
Well, you're 23
Gladly um, okay, just let me know when it's for you
Okay, all right much love brother have a great day
Okay bet
Alright bro, thank you ma'am, I appreciate you.
Yes sir, peace.
Bye.
He's 23 years old?
Damn!
Damn, that is...
Whew!
I did not know that.
Yo, Nebula, what the fuck are you talking about, bro?
What are you talking about?
What are you actually talking about?
We're in Venice.
What's in this area?
I'm like, live, bro.
I'm like bruised up.
Lacy's chat to W. Man, we love Lacy's chat.
Lacy got a cool community, bro.
Very cool community.
Oh, God.
Very, very cool.
He looks it.
You're sped.
Damn right.
Be active and calm.
Check on, oh my god.
Dick sucking light crazy.
So, wishing someone happy birthday is Dick sucking
your drop top.
I don't know if you got dropped as a kid bro,
or if you're just special, but you're fucking retarded.
I can't, that's like, what are you saying bro?
What are you actually saying?
Yes it is, okay yeah.
All right, then I think all y'all
just got something wrong with you.
All y'all got something wrong with you then, bro.
I'ma be real, bro.
Like, that's bad, bro.
That's fucking bad.
Check on this up, bro.
What's going on, brother?
What's good, you're old grandpa?
All right.
At least he's the only one invited you to the vet.
Oh god, it's not?
Of course it's not.
Bro, chat.
Stop standing to bring girls on the screen, bro.
This is like a daily thing y'all do
and it's fucking annoying.
It's genuinely annoying.
Shut up.
Cut your eyebrows off?
What am I, Zavallo?
I'm not doing that.
Been out work across the stream,
but it's been cool, bro.
It's been cool.
I love bringing NFL players on, man.
You know what, Chad, it was always my dream
to get into sports, anything regarding sports,
and we fucking did it.
Like, bringing the players on, bringing athletes on.
Like, it's been cool.
Okay, I hope your day was good.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
It's been great, man.
It's been great.
It got a lot to do today, though.
Got a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot to do.
You streamed the Ryan fight?
Yes, I got special access from D'Zone
to stream full access at the Ryan fight.
Do you guys want to see that yes or no or should I just go off stream and chill and support my brother?
It's up to y'all regardless. I'm going to the fight
Yes, I bet damn bro, bro my body hurts bro fuck
Man
I
Stop being so pity towards us. What do they mean?
That's a banger on God. I'm excited bro cuz I that's genuinely my brother. So I
You got this whatever bro, um, but yeah
I got on it immediately give me an ad
Damn, bro, you know what doesn't have ads you know website doesn't have ads chat
Take a while, guess.
Can we get a gaming stream in the future of the boys?
Fuck yeah, of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Yep.
You already know.
You already know, Chad, you already know.
You already know, you already know.
I have a question for y'all.
Do y'all think, so like, for someone like me
who's IRL streamed for two years
and I've practically, I've basically done everything possible.
Like, like segment wise, like we've done enough football,
basketball games, done enough fucking,
like Target Rhymes, whatever.
What is there left to do?
Can someone please explain?
I know y'all are just like, supporters watching.
Like you guys aren't like content creators,
but what is there left to do?
Can't go out of the ad soon,
I've been hearing that for fucking six years.
Travel, high budget productions, yeah, high budget productions are very, very important.
Find your true love on stream.
Do a show like Juzgi.
Bungie Jump.
30 days.
Grow up.
Fishing.
Travel.
I want to travel the world.
I have a very sick, sick plan for four countries.
It's just not the right weather.
Once the weather gets better, I am going to do that.
Once the weather gets better.
Yo, superstar, shut up, bro.
the weather gets better I am going to do that okay um go to a war zone develop your character
skydive I don't want to skydive when are you going to India I don't know I don't know
Latino you dig with the 10 gifted thank you so much I appreciate you
W fucking 10 gifted I want to do a um I want to like really do a like a like a singing class
I want to do an acting class on stream. I want to do a Spanish learning class. I want to do all that all that
I want to do all that chat come to Ecuador
Take the pads off brother. Kind of comfortable. It's kind of like I don't know
It's kind of comfortable low-key
When you go to Egypt, I do have to go to Egypt.
I do have to go to Egypt.
Go to a fashion show?
Okay, listen, I have the opportunity
to become an underwear model.
Should I do it, yes or no?
The biggest underwear brand in the world
wants me to become an underwear model for them.
Okay?
I just put the underwear on and take pictures.
And there's facilities and high production.
Should I do it, yes or no?
Yes?
I'm a streamer, I'm a streamer, I'm a streamer,
I'm a streamer, I'm a streamer.
I'm a streamer, I'm a streamer.
Well, print, bro, you don't need to have a...
Bro, if anything, they don't want a print
because like imagine, like these,
this is gonna be like, like,
these pictures are gonna be on like billboards and stuff.
So like, why would I want my print show in there?
If anything, like, what?
Fucking weirdo, there's gonna be kids looking.
Like, come on.
The goal is to not have a print,
it's to like wear them properly and look good.
See how it's going down?
What?
Wait, but do you have to take your shirt off
if you're doing, if you're an underwear model?
Ah, fuck that.
Fuck that.
Yeah, never mind, I take that back.
I'm not doing it.
Not doing it.
Not doing it.
Show the Cardi's, stop being weird.
Stop being weird, bro.
Could be motivation to get fit, bro.
I want to lock in so hard on the gym,
like I'm gonna go to the gym right now,
but y'all get mad.
Like I really just want to go to zoo culture
and lock the fucking,
but y'all are gonna be like, oh no, this is all the shit,
bro, y'all dumb, bro.
Y'all dumb.
Do you see what there's to do around here, Mia?
If we just stop somewhere.
Are you still Muslim, bro?
I hate when you ask that question.
I hate when motherfuckers ask that question.
Are you still Muslim?
No, bro, no.
Like of course I am, bro.
Fucking weirdo.
Go then, go loser.
No, because I can just go to the gym
and be all disrespect me, bro.
I'm not taking disrespect.
It's like having a wife and she just slaps you everyday,
bro, I'm not taking it, bro.
I'm not taking it.
I'm not taking it.
Why the fuck is my Twitch app glitching, bro?
Mid-ass website.
Yo, what is this, bro?
Oh, what the fuck?
Troy Daniels.
What is wrong with my fucking phone, dude?
Is this thing retarded?
Bro, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I can't.
All right, Ninja Academy, rock climbing,
Benny Hano, Skating, Santa Monica Pier,
The Mall, Dave and Busters, and that's it.
Thoughts?
Chat, thoughts?
The David and Busters?
The Mall.
So chat, you want me to go to the mall
and just take 100 pictures?
Is that what y'all want?
Is that what y'all want bro?
Like come on bro, let's be real.
It's so sad man, like streaming, I can't do what I used to do bro.
It's so fucking sad.
Jim fix your body?
Alright, let me see how far as he was, let me call Brad.
oh my days zoo is 53 minutes away bro I can't go home chat my house is an hour
away bro we're in the fucking the middle of nowhere bro yo Lester and
nickel nickels shut the fuck up bro holy shit I'm about to look you'll find his
name in the discord so we can scan him find his name in the discord so we can
scan him Lester you're getting scammed I don't care if you're out of fucking 50k
You are annoying!
Massage parlor?
You're a fake Muslim
Cuffing God exposed you as a kid who cares let him be bro like God I'm seeing all that
I'm seeing Jay Cincoe got a kid now like I feel like it's time, bro like
Bro, it is really time for me to do what I want to do, bro, and have a kid, like, I am so ready, bro.
Ah, fuck.
Go to LA Fitness?
Bro, I don't want to do any physical shit, I'm not gonna lie, bro.
Like, I feel embarrassed now doing shit like that on stream, like, me playing football, like, I genuinely tried,
I genuinely tried, but y'all call it sad,
like zesty and all this stuff.
I'm not doing it, bro.
No more physical shit on stream.
Until I like really do it off stream
and get myself together.
Yo, Patty kills your little horniest guy
I've ever seen in my life.
I got here kind of late.
I was sleeping.
That's no excuse to not click a knee on stream, bro.
W good and not for real.
Real shit, bro.
Real shit.
Real shit.
Oh my God, bro.
We still need to deliver that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that wheelchair
to that homeless guy.
Why do you have Larry Shoulders?
Yo, I'm like, hold on, should I try to put a hoodie on this?
Whoa, I would look hard.
Now I'm making fun of my speech impediment.
Okay, you know, fun fact, I actually sucked my thumb until I was 14 years old.
They have to literally put something on my thumb so I wouldn't, so I swear on my mother's life.
They have to put something that tasted bad so I'd stop sucking it.
I've been to the giveaways every week once I start gambling, bro.
Oh my god, I might just walk around the mall and just fucking frame log everyone, bro.
With these pads, bro.
Be real.
Of course, Mino. Of course, you're a joke. Julian Silva.
Roblox character. Do it! How far is the mall? Let me see how far the mall is.
I think there was just a shooting at this mall.
30 minutes away. God damn! We are really in the middle of nowhere.
you
you
you
you
you
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Banner stream all right. All right. I need to figure out what to do god damn it bro
I'm gonna be real but I didn't think that second was gonna be that short bro fuck
Fuck, didn't think this through, bro.
Y'all said, ah, shit, man.
I'm not gonna lie, bro.
I blame this on, I blame this on calling.
Nah, I'm kidding.
And Jake.
And everyone.
We need segments, bro.
Fuck, man.
We're running a multi-hundred thousand dollar business.
Someone just think what's up, neon?
We're on trip?
Losing eight?
Oh, okay.
Did he get a hot drink to warm up?
Ooh, Chad, do you mind if I go to Starbucks
Get some hot cocoa.
Please chat.
It's so fucking cold, bro.
Please.
Bro, I think one of my ribs is like broken or something.
Fuck.
Hell, Starbucks?
Oh, here we go, bro.
My $5 isn't gonna fucking affect anything, bro.
Shut up.
Stop crying.
All right, let's go to Starbucks.
Like y'all acting like my five dollars is gonna like come on bro
Where's the carnation of stream, I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know
Try grilled cheese from Starbucks. Oh, I've had them. They're so good. I miss going on flights
I feel like I've been in LA for a little too long, huh?
I think it's time we switch things up.
I say we get the fuck out of here.
I want to go to like Miami, Colorado, Utah, North Dakota.
I don't know, bro.
I've been chilling a little too much.
Of course, y'all spent in Arizona.
Oh my god, bro.
I do want to go court side to a game though.
I'm not in a lot of dude.
I've been feeling, I've been literally itching
to go court side to an NBA game.
I just don't know who to bring,
but I'm not going by myself.
That's lame.
Like imagine you see me on TV,
I'm just sitting there by myself, bro.
Like these are expensive tickets.
Go to South Carolina, bro, Carolina?
North Carolina, South Carolina, brother.
They are so like, like peaceful to be in, bro.
So peaceful.
So peaceful, bro.
Oh my God, I'm taking Gorlok court side.
I'm calling her right now.
Oh my God, that's Ashley, Aura.
That's fucking Aura.
But she's gonna need three seats.
Hold on, let me figure this out.
Hello?
Hey, how you doing?
I'm good, I'll be your Seattle.
Chillin', quick question.
I'm getting tickets to a Phoenix Suns game courtside.
You live in Arizona, correct?
I do.
Okay, so I'm gonna send a date.
Would you like to go courtside with me?
Oh, why exactly?
It's gonna be like, end of this month
or first week next month.
Okay, so we're gonna get this first week
on March, that'd be perfect.
Okay, bet, and then we're gonna be on the TV
so like every single play,
like we're gonna be like just in the middle,
best seats possible.
Okay, perfect.
Are you down?
I asked you the first week of March.
Cause I'm filming, I'm filming something really,
really big, I'm saying.
No way you're getting into porn.
Bitch!
What are you filming?
I can't do a wrong bitch.
I don't, I can't tell you, are you on stream?
Yes, no, yes, yes.
Okay, yeah, I know, I can't.
No, I'll text you later.
Okay, text me, all right, all right baby.
Oh yeah, am I on stream?
Yeah, yeah.
For all Mexican viewers,
She is not sure that Jamie Nojeda and Castle is famous.
She's representing for all of us.
What's that?
It's like a really big Mexican reality show.
Jamie, she's a contestant.
She's the house leader right now.
Oh.
Everybody's watching.
Everybody, all of my Mexicans, all of my Mexicans.
Wait, Ali, did you see?
Corn quarter, shoulder loss.
Did you see when I was in Mexico?
I did.
I see how the new middle like situation,
I'll tell you later all right. I love you
One minute away
One minute away
Bro, Gorlach would literally frame Mog, anyone in this chat, bro.
Anyone.
And by the way, for someone that said stop farming that monster, she is a human with a heart.
Her heart beats, therefore she's classified as a human.
What do you just call it?
Huh?
What do you just call it?
A human.
What do you think I said?
All right, Emily said calves.
Well, I'm not gonna lie,
I do have to go to Cleveland to do a stream
with a player there, so.
You know, bitch, buy me some court side tickets.
What, I'll pull up with you, I'll boost your URL.
Let me know.
Court side, though, we gotta be on the TV, you know,
in the middle.
All right, you know what's crazy fun fact I was having this deep conversation y'all know that there's air aliens in different universes
There's millions of universes, but we just can't go there, bro
The world is gonna get taken over by aliens within the next few hundred years. I'm not even kidding
But this is real this is a hundred percent real bro
They're building up and they're they're they're like getting their powers together and like mutating and all this shit
And they're just like like on some movie shit. They're gonna come and take this bitch over, bro. I'm telling you, bro
I'm telling you y'all got y'all don't know what's happening bro keep your eyes open bro
Whatever you want to do in life do it bro before it's too late do it before it's too
late bro that's not a consp- what are you talking about?
Do it before it's too late bro you want to talk to a girl go talk to her bro she rejects
you just get her Instagram deleted I unplugged and pyramids have ice cream what?
All right, we're at Starbucks. Oh, I can't wait. I can't fucking wait. Robin Clippers
again. Jeffy. So Chad, there's a clipper by the name of Jeffy. He's owed $20,000. He was
going to get paid, but he kept bitching and crying like a little baby and a little girl
because his payment was a few days late. So now I'm scanning him for $20,000 and I'm fucking
proud of it. Fuck you. Dumbass little kid. Piece of shit. You would have made $20k.
And of course I already paid him $30k of it. Thanks for the money. Thank you.
Fucking dumbass. All you had to do was wait a few more days, but you couldn't wait.
Because you're a fucking retard. Absolute retard. Get scammed. I don't give a fuck,
bro. I don't give a shit. All my other clippers make $100,000. You're not making shit now,
Bro, we'll clip someone else.
Fuck you.
All right, get it.
Yo, bro, oh my God, bro, how do people,
I got such things.
Oh, oh, fuck.
Oh
Bro yo, bro, I'm so good that tackle really killed me bro
That tackle killed me bro
Holy shit.
How many that wheelchair?
How's your day going today, madam?
What's your go-to order?
Oh, give a puppy! Nice. Congratulations.
You can sit off the pads, but they're comfortable, bro.
Where's the...
She's on lunch at 6 o'clock?
Islam alaykum
Ramadan al-Barak
Oh, look at that.
Oh, look at that.
LJCV.
Huh?
We don't have the hijab.
Currently at lunch,
I'll be back around 6, 10 p.m.
Bro, I feel more confident
in my body with these shoulder pads.
I'm gonna start wearing these more often.
Dude, wait 20 minutes, what do we do?
Bro, lunch at 6pm is insane.
Alright, we gotta go back.
Damn bro.
You look dumb?
I'm gonna have to clock in.
Wait, she said she's back at...
Hold on, this is back around 6-10pm.
It's 6-13.
It's 6-13.
She's late.
I don't think she's coming.
I don't think she's coming.
She's maybe taking a shit.
Should we check the bathroom?
We should call corporate.
My god, bro, I want to go back and just make it myself, bro
Rise brah light mode, what do you mean light mode is good?
Quick question brother. Do you know how long the the the the Starbucks workers gonna take
Okay, oh, that's her oh
My gosh, she's doing a little stroll. It says six ten on there
Thank you, sir. God bless brother. Thank you for your service
How you doing sir?
I'm keeping shoulder pads on the rest of my life. Miyake please come up please. I was right there
Thank you. God bless
Is this my car where did me ago oh she's taking a shit what oh no stop it's a voice
He's back!
Oh, I just need to get the front angle.
Yep.
What?
I think it's a good shot.
I look good started?
You sure?
I'm good.
What?
I think it's a good shot.
Oh.
Kassar, do you need some help?
No, I got it.
I got it.
It's a bit of a trick, just don't do this.
Oh, no worries.
Take your time brother, no rush.
Oh shit.
Thank you so much sir.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hi.
Why are you so close? Are you not weird?
Oh, did it?
What a time to be alive
Hello madam, how's your day going today?
What did you what did you eat during your lunch break?
Sushi did you get it from here?
No
What yes, I'm just
Hello, how you doing?
Oh, sorry.
Don't call me a creep. I can't sit in silence. I need someone to talk to.
Oh, why am I trippin' or am I glowin' up?
Like, real shit.
Come on.
Oh, I'm tripping, okay.
Got it.
Kiss the wall, what does that mean?
What does that even mean?
Chew by a little dog?
What's the thing in pulse that I can do right now?
My dog might not be as smart as...
Maybe like...
Fuck...
What's something in Pulse that I can do right now?
Check Mazi's IG, he posted you? No way!
But that shit went crazy that...
When I hopped in the music video?
Hold on, did Mazi really post me?
Wow, he didn't. I'm done.
You're weird.
Hi!
Um, I don't see on the menu, but do you guys have hot chocolate?
Yeah, we do.
Oh, what size do you want?
Um, what are the options?
Uh, small, grand, big, tall, grand, big, and tall.
I'll do medium.
Okay.
What was your name?
Oh, Ari.
I just got back from a flight.
Okay.
I just want to say, Ari, you're very beautiful.
I love things that...
I'm sure you say that to a lot of people.
No, no, I genuinely mean it.
I love the two things you have over here.
Thank you.
Do you have the Starbucks now?
No, ma'am.
Um, of course.
My name is JCV.
Oh, thank you.
Uh, it's gonna be card. Wait, do you want anything?
Uh, it's gonna be...
Oh, hold on, ooh, fun fact for all the Muslims in the chat.
This has no gelatin in it, no gelatin.
These are rice crispy treats, but they're the halal.
Halal, Christmas, what?
Halal, honey rice, what is it called again?
Rice Krispies, these are halal, you can eat them.
Do a lot of Muslims get these?
I don't know.
Yeah, oh my God, you have an A,
you've been doing your thing, are you?
How old are you?
22, I just turned 22 on the 15th. Oh, am I?
Okay.
Should I wait over there?
Okay.
Um, could you make it a little sweet?
I don't like chocolate.
Yeah.
Thank you.
No, I don't like the chocolatey taste, but I like the hotness.
Do you want me to make it extra hot?
No, no, no, no, no.
It's just a little sweeter on the sweeter side.
So do you want more chocolate?
No, it's okay.
Like, what goes into the hot chocolate?
Just a little bit.
Okay, there's maybe a little more milk then.
Thank you so much, madam.
No, I don't like chocolate, I don't know what I'm talking about, bro.
Yeah, I don't really like chocolate.
What are you doing today?
God bless.
Stop telling me to buy her a bag.
You fucking weirdo.
Are you stupid?
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Are you stupid?
That was great.
You look crazy from the back.
House.
Literally house.
By her house.
Alright, bro.
It was her birthday three days ago.
Okay, let's get her a birthday gift.
What can I get her?
Ooh!
Oh my God, I've never seen a big version of these before.
A buzz mull.
I heard like, for drinkers, this gets you very drunk.
Like, very, very, very drunk.
I'm gonna tip her for her birthday.
I'm gonna tip her.
Um, you said it was your birthday a few days ago?
I wanna give you a tip.
Oh, no, we don't have sex, honey.
Do you have Zell?
Zell?
Yeah.
Um, I do.
Okay, okay, I got you.
Are you from here?
Oh, hold on, why do you?
Beautiful?
I don't know.
What?
You never know.
Yeah, well, there's all like pranksters and stuff, you know, they just troll.
I'm not one of those.
I got you right now.
Are you like streaming or something?
Yeah, I'm a live streamer.
I'm a loser.
Okay.
One second.
Yeah.
Are you guys in it?
Are you guys in my phone?
Yeah, yeah.
That thing is mine by the sound.
No, you can just put your phone number in my phone.
Okay, okay, because I'm lying.
I don't want all those people to see that.
I'm gonna keep it between us.
I don't want them to see all that.
I hear that.
I'm gonna get you right with a little tip.
You know, I don't want all those people ringing my phone number.
All right, all right. I just sent you a little song.
Check your phone. Hold on. Two seconds.
Oh, yeah, no rush, no rush.
No, it's not one sense, a lot more than that.
I just sent it over.
Thank you.
JCV.
JCV.
JCV.
I got it.
Thank you so much.
All right, I sent you the tip, happy birthday, enjoy the rest of your day, God bless.
Thank you, we'll have a good stream.
Thank you, thank you.
That sucks really hard.
Okay, really quick.
Last thing, I have nothing planned.
What do you think I should do next?
Whatever you say I'm going to do.
Anything.
You should probably go to the Santa Monica pier.
Other than that, it's a little cold.
Anything indoors.
Indoor?
Anything you say.
In a statement or something, I'm really bad at that.
Give me one more idea.
One more idea.
Go to a mall or something.
One more idea.
What do people do outside?
I'll figure it out.
All right, thank you so much.
You should ask your cameraman what you should do.
I'm sure he'll give you a good recommendation.
God bless.
Cheers, mate.
Oh, it's like a beat, man.
Oh, presidential service, hold on, let me get a hug.
Moving like I'm the modern day Abraham Lincoln
How much he's under that's between me and god
Let's not drive one second just because it's a little um hot I don't want to spill
bro he didn't post me bro little ass arms your brother I would fuck you up with these
arms bro I would fuck you up with these arms bro she was so wholesome like a character
from a movie for real man that just shows man there's still a lot of good people in this world
bro there is real shit all right let's try this taste test chat i'm trying this um famous hot chocolate
fuck
do we have is there a spoon up there
It's hot I know that's why I have to put my finger in to feel it but my hands are dirty
What do I do?
Huh?
It's probably what?
No, no, it's okay.
Let me think this through.
What would they do back then?
in the 1800s when there was no hand sanitizer and no spoons they would just
put their finger there right? It smells so hot. Wow, that is fucking good. Wow.
Did it stop being a pussy? Oh my god now it's not closing bro.
I can't even put the cat back on.
Oh my god!
So fucking stressful.
Alright!
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
All right, what are we doing what are we doing?
What are we doing bro, what are we doing chat? What's the word? I'm too far from home
Should we do an escape room? I'm down for an escape room
I'm down for an escape room, bro. I'm with it
anything brother I'll be funny no mid right I'm not a lot chat's getting a
little hard to think of ideas bro all right I'm not glad let's do TTS I'm a
TTS this to see what to do let's do TTS
chance my first TTS segment in a year be nice excuse me be nice
so I'm gonna catch you in the car perfect Robin then TTS and so long oh
my god I don't even know what they're gonna tell me no the car yeah thank you
Now I see why you're a top 100 streamer
You know the special guest in the mr. B share it dumbass fucking idiot
Why when do you ever think of ideas ask my team bro as a content creator it's
just my job to show up to it's like a it's like being an NFL player I'm not
supposed to make the routes in the playbook I'm just supposed to run it
you get what I'm saying that was a great analogy holy shit that was a great
fucking analogy I'm the one running the routes bro
What happened?
Guys that has ideas exactly and now he's making a fucking clothing brand you think I can do some shit like that
No, my clothing brand would be white shirts and fucking black hoodies
All right chat TTS is pinned
Tell me what the fuck to do and talk to me and be nice and be respectful. Okay. Thank you
I
Don't okay, I can see a can see chat through
Yes, thank you. All right, TTS is up. It's fucking lagging bro
Bro, I think I should go to a Barnes and Nobles why the
Trader felt the need to just
Bro, what?
Yo, Purge, is it your shit or is it mine, bro?
Purge, is it your...
Is it your live or is it mine?
It's not loading, bro.
I mean, it's literally not working.
It's you, of course it is, bro.
Stupid-ass fucking phone, bro.
So you don't bring your phone in the shower.
Alright.
What's up now?
That's good. Thank you. All right TTS is up. Go ahead chat
It's $1 and this all goes to a good cause it goes to my pockets
All right
Emily trapped it $10 you are looking fine a f today. Thanks. Dot. I appreciate it. W. Fucking Emily
Don't be fucking
You tipped $1. You and Viet-Bunny escape room, bang. Plus take those pants off you looked goofy.
Fuck you.
I
Bolo tipped $1 IRL with Tori in Miami. Are these donations just gonna be about different girls like is that the only reason y'all watch me?
It's sad and you don't beg it for money. You think a dollar is gonna help me in life? What are you talking about bro?
Brown underscore yeti tipped one dollar. How's your mental health? I hope you're not stressing too much nowadays
I know life gets tough sometimes, but I want you to remember why you started you're a confident beautiful lesbian man and you deserve it
Rampage tipped $1. Every time MIA pops up on the stream, something changes in my body.
My god, bro, you're brown yeti watch listen, bro. All right. I have far from a lesbian, bro. I got a dick, bro
Don't care what you say. Give me ideas here a tipped one dollar. Call me a sap. I need you
A non-tipped $1. Why don't you go to Houston Rodeo everyone from Cancun going?
You want me to go to the Houston Rodeo?
Bro, anything involving Houston, I'm down bro, I can go see my family.
If you all want me to go to the Houston Rodeo, I'm down to go one of these days.
I gotta just reach out to them and make sure I got full streaming access.
Alright. No? Oh shit, nevermind.
Yes?
Uh, Jake, can you reach out to them and see if we can get any, uh, cool streaming shit
over there?
Thank you.
This is bad that they watch you for girl content, but they're trolling, obviously, bro.
Like, I don't have a girl here right now they're watching.
Oh, but because they're waiting for a girl to pop up, I make sense.
Um, not one person has given me a good idea.
And we're two and a half hours in the stream.
Tam Frank tipped one dollar. Come thruage.
So funny bro. This isn't 2025. No one gives a fuck bro.
You're not funny bro. You're not getting laughs.
Neonunders call Loyola tipped one dollar.
Take JCV and Mia on shopping spree. Tax right off.
I'll be right back.
Neonundascoretopundascorestreamer tipped one dollar.
You can find an available personal trainer at a gym and get a session right away.
Or find someone who is free to give you a session at the gym.
Bro, I'mma be real.
I'mma keep it a buck with you.
I don't wanna go to the gym.
Hold on, they sent Kanye a tweet.
Where did he tweet?
Oh my God.
He literally tweeted.
Why do y'all make this shit up?
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
Oh my God, bro.
Y'all are so stupid, bro.
Like, why do you lie about people?
I'm no tipped one dollar.
Bring back hungry small streamers.
It worked with Shang-Yul, Ed, Shelo, Dave.
even people like sweater, marky, and prime
and cut girls on stream so that's all people know and want
he did close me
ban those kids? yeah he did, he did, he did, he did, you're right
shout out to him, appreciate him
alright we need some good ideas bro, come on start cooking up bro
because I really like, like, we're just sitting here doing nothing bro
yeah he didn't tweet there
he didn't fucking tweet
do you not understand?
I
Sticked three dollars can you drive the car and have me around the stream viewers will go way up I
Can't drive this car, bro. I've never driven this car, but we had it for like a year and a half. I haven't driven it once
Fuck that bro. It's cars too big
But I want to find shit to put in my room like
Like, my streaming room, I want to decorate it bro.
Mills tipped one dollar.
Why do you lick your fingers every second?
That's why you're sick every other week, you dirty Indian.
This isn't India where you eat with your feet.
No wonder you got a disease.
My disease was genetic.
It wasn't because of me being dirty.
Twenty one and can't drive.
That's normal.
Look, I wasn't as lucky as y'all.
Theetbunny tipped $1.
Come visit me on Fig Street.
Bro, oh my God, bro.
Oh my God, I can't go decor shopping.
Bro, my cards are all maxed out, bro.
I can't afford it right now.
I'm beat that ass.
I'm in a midlife crisis, bro, at 21.
Q-tipped $1.
Go to improve class in LA.
Bro, Drake Tweet, Call McKinley, bro, she's not in LA, bro.
Like what the fuck is wrong with you people?
I'll loan you, say you swear to God, Scoobarine!
AMX has no limit, that's just not true, and you don't even have an AMX, how the fuck would
you know?
Think for the sub.
TM.
I can't end the stream until I build a LEGO set.
Or like a- a me- or like a-
Yo, that might be a great idea.
Yo, that might be a great idea.
An un-tipped five dollars. You should stream with some soccer players, get more of a European audience.
Wait, is there a Laker game tonight?
Hold on.
Hold the fuck on what day is today?
18th? 18th? Fuck! That's tomorrow! Oh my god, bro.
Sleaze tipped one dollar. Are you truly grateful for everything you've gotten to accomplish?
I feel like I should be doing a lot more, man. No. I'm grateful. Oh, grateful, yeah,
I'm grateful, of course. I'm grateful, yeah. But I'm not like sadistic myself, you know.
I've got a lot to get. For example, we should have a stream playing today.
Like what are we doing bro? Like this is fucking insane right?
Like I need creative like how do I find creative people bro?
I've asked my team this 50 times.
No one tell me-
Emily trapped $1, I loan you the money to get decor.
Um...
Or just pay for it like out of the kindness of your heart.
You been doing good? I know bro, I know it's just like I need more shit planned to do bro.
Yo, no, I don't ask a brand Jeff. I clip lock tipped $1. Hey me my money now, or I will find where you live
Kite it one dollar.
Fly to Asin, deliver the channel bag to Yershi, she will be down on her knees bad.
by a Chanel bag, bro.
Try to punch something.
What, dirty?
Self-made tip, $1.
Do I RL bingo?
Ooh, bingo!
Can I go to a bingo tournament?
Or some shit?
that's actually yo you cooked oh my god you cooked bingo with a bunch of old
people no like you see like dollar just so like greedy alright fine whatever you
could have done tipped one dollar go to the mall and ask a random person to
style you know scuba Ryan that never happened no one spent 10k could have
been on desktop by now all right let's just head back to that to the area 50
minutes away oh brother we're in for a long one rock there's Ross up here which
I do like oh wait real quick other um our pawn shops open right now yeah I
wanted to do a thing where I went to pawn shops and like found some crazy
easy stupid one dollar put little tj and bud in on three-way call and don't
overthink it my phone is lit it's a nice the closest pawn shop is fucking
10 millimeters away from I'm just a car shumer like my Rolex bro smoke you're
Thanks for all our tipped one dollar.
Hey Neon, I just want you to know how much I appreciate you and the joy you bring with every stream.
Your energy, laughs, and positivity make my days brighter, and I'm so grateful for all the fun moments you share with us.
Thank you so much, bro. I really appreciate that, bro.
You know, it just sucks that, you know, a lot of people don't think like you, but it's okay, bro.
But it's okay, bro. That means a lot, bro. W fucking comet that really made my day, bro, and you changed my life
I'm yapping, but I appreciate that man. That was very sweet of you
very very sweet of you
Let's keep this sweet. Let's keep a good sweet comments coming, huh? I
Didn't donate that to myself you idiot
Self-don't know I think that's not even thing like what are you talking about? I
Oh yeah, oh my god
She back on like all you something like something am I a to $1
Honestly, I don't know what I love more neon streams or pretending
I'm in a fast and furious movie while driving them around
Neon just vibes. I do the steering and somehow we both survive
10 tenths who drive oh
Oh, she's not in LA you fucking dork
What spam up something impulsive and retarded I could do right now
And I'ma do it
Ray Asian boy tipped one dollar. Let's get her. I love you neon. I watch you since you sniffed your dad's chair appreciate it
Appreciate it
Squirt off? But you were such a weirdo, Scoobaran.
Like, bro.
Car, car, car, other than the car!
Being your head on the window?
Oh my god.
Theetbunny tipped one dollar.
Just pick me up and let's go film the content I kept telling you about last night.
Table tennis club?
Okay.
Are you for effort?
Oh my god, there is nothing to do in LA, bro.
Fuck me, man.
Oh, get a tattoo.
I can't, bro.
Oh my god.
Y'all know I can't.
Do a chat controls your night? Yeah, bro. Y'all have me do the dumbest shit ever
Culture tipped $1 poor Avery cheese fire. She don't know you
She don't fucking know you
Jim second we're Brad
Me Jim is made Jim is made a chrome heart with the sub
Scuba steve 760 tip $3 neon keep your head up. I've watched you for years and I am proud of how much you're have grown
I know you have a lot on your mind that you keep to yourself, but we love you leave a Mexico
Thank you, bro. Shot to the Mexicans man. Um, yeah, man. It's a lot that goes on
They just gotta you know, just keep it in my head and you know, what am I gonna complain like I don't want to do that on stream
so
Your camera's glitching it might be your fucking shitty-ass screen, bro.
Ink the greet tipped $1.
Let's do some back-to-back slap content.
I saw comments that are like,
Neon gotta slap me next.
Bro, I'm not slapping anyone, bro.
There's someone ban Jeffy out of my chat.
Brown underscore yeti tipped $1.
Mukbang spicy food with JCV plus a battle.
W chill shit.
Ops Battle
Soon tipped $1 can we create a music playlist for you and switch up your palates?
Yeah, bro. Give me some songs, bro. I need a new playlist. I just be playing I play like the same 15 songs. I
Got like I don't know bro. I just like them
Tick-tock live
I
Played Virginia Beach by Drake trust me, bro. I already know that song. So do my playlist
Call rampage
Bro my yo my ribs hurt my knee hurts my fucking leg hurts. Oh my god, bro that tackle got to me, bro
I
Didn't know it was still gonna hurt with the as one dollar
Let's go to India and throw a boob at each other relax
Nadia's actually did call me recently. He's gonna see I'm gonna see him at the at the Ryan fight
Very nice guy, bro. Nate. He has always checks up on me, bro. Very random, but he's here a tipped $1. You ready for our trip
It's very random, but he always checks up on me bro shots and ideas bro. It's crazy
He went from us beef in this team running after me trying to kill me to now. We're good friends
It's crazy how life works for a young tipped one dollar.
Why MCA?
Uh, they don't allow cameras in the YMCA, brother.
It's kind of like a desktop IRL, you get what I'm saying?
Dye your hair black?
No.
I'm gonna look to Indian.
Top golf by myself?
So you, try, y'all are always like, oh, solo, I don't have a group go after you.
Tipped one dollar.
Why's year are going to stream a Hawaii trip but won't stream with you again?
Spicy goat's milk tipped one dollar.
Ask chat GPT for three ideas and do one.
Brown underscore yeti tipped one dollar.
Desktop would hit NGL.
Bro, I said I have to group here just awkward.
Bro, I'm so serious, bro.
That's just who I am.
If you want me to take the class
on how to have social skills, I'll do it,
but I have to do it on stream
because I'm gonna be awkward on stream.
I have to do it on stream.
Like how to be more social.
Tovala tipped one dollar.
I miss touching you.
miss you too brother do it off-frame we good oh no aren't you shadow man bro go
get back for your fucking shadow man no that was rude I'm so sorry I'm so sorry
I'm sorry
I
Bricked it three dollars Larry told rampage you were handing out his money of course he did bro Larry
Why are you snitching bro?
There's a certain bro code that I go by the streets. All right, you broke it. So I see you
I'm gonna give you a big hug
Collaborate a whoo that'll be a good reunion wait didn't be they took me out
Oh, he did, yo, I forgot it.
Get earrings on stream, bro, it is Ramadan, bro.
I'm not getting earrings, you're doing none of that.
Oh my God, I have to go to the, never.
Think of this, damn chat, tomorrow we have Matan.
Oh my God, bro.
Chat on his podcast, does he like ask anything?
Like, is he gonna, am I gonna get violated?
dollar. She doesn't know me, but she knows you. Call Avery.
Oh, I'm not calling Avery.
My time chat, my time, my time.
Y'all know who he is, bro. Oh my God, bro. Fuck. This is a bad idea.
He trolls nonstop.
Two tipped one dollar. You need to take classes off stream and surprise us. Randomly with
different characters of yourself.
Rizzle a tipped one dollar. Why do you always remember to women yourself awkward?
I just feel more comfortable, bro
Well, my dad warned me about this bro if I sit down too much my fucking ass
He tipped one dollar you heard the Indian you left a curry smell on chest when you went to lay down on me
So funny, bro
So funny
So funny, bro
Holy shit
I'm like what if one dollar cool Asian girl from last night
is your dad gay too he's Lily Mary bro how do you think he made me what are you talking about
sometimes I just question your brains
Yeru underscore two tipped one dollar Haneon mr. Pindi and I have a video idea go on a ride
Ride along with Federal Law Enforcement ICE Department and stream some live deportations.
Go fuck yourself.
Weirdo.
It's not even funny.
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
WebSyn who tipped $1.
GM 100PP ANC who you can get collapse with, also call me again.
No I'm not, Zair. No I'm not. In and out segment. Bro I've done like four in and out segments last week, bro.
Like I always just somehow end up at in and out.
Will pay for someone's groceries? Hey, dumb fuck, you coulda told me that 30 minutes ago when I was at the grocery store.
What happened to that? Yeah there was a firefighter that told me I could do a ride along with him and then just fucking didn't do it.
I remember that
State to pin tip $1 check com all right
I'm checking the calm. What's in the calm?
He mazzi. Yeah, I saw that I already saw it I already saw it I
Already saw it bro
Go to a cannabis lounge. Just be a good person
All right chat I'm all right bro
What happened with you in here?
I
Hate to end like this bro, but we just have nothing to do and I need to plan a lot of shit tonight, bro
Fuck bro at midstream bro
mid, mid, mid, mid, mid string.
Yeah, I gotta understand chat.
I know y'all are mad. I get it.
I get it. I get it. Listen, hold on, hold on.
Wait, wait, I get it.
I understand, but there's nothing to do right now.
There's literally nothing to do, and I have a lot of shit to do tonight.
Seriously, a lot, a lot of shit to do that.
And that is very important, very, very important, bro.
And y'all will understand in the near future.
But it is very, very fucking important.
Okay?
Every stream can't be a triple platinum banger, bro.
It's impossible.
It was still cool.
We brought a fucking NFL Hall of Famer on, and it was good vibes.
And we did a lot.
Okay?
Alright.
Tony tipped one dollar.
You should go bowling.
I can't go bowling by myself, bro.
It's all good to see you tomorrow.
I'll be back tomorrow.
Tomorrow we got a good stream, bro.
I will literally be back tomorrow literally literally okay don't get mad I
understand but I need to get this stuff done I literally have very very
important plays that I'm setting up that I need to focus on tonight okay I told
at the beginning, it wasn't gonna be a long stream.
Okay, I'll do a longer stream for you all tomorrow.
I promise you that.
I just need, it's seven o'clock,
and I'm already fuckin' late.
And it's very important because just as important
is to do shit on stream,
off stream planning is very important too.
Okay, and there's a lot of need to do.
I need to lock in this trip.
I need to lock in the fuckin' locations, the dates,
everything.
I need to lock in with this other thing.
Let me focus, okay?
Y'all understand in the near future.
All righty?
Hope y'all understand.
I hope you understand.
And for the people that do understand, I appreciate it.
Because, yeah.
Okay, um, but yeah.
I love y'all.
I will see you guys.
There's nothing to do.
There's no point dragging this on
and not doing the shit I have to do
just so we can, just so y'all can see me
sitting here and fucking sitting in the car.
There's no point.
Literally no point.
All right.
I will see y'all tomorrow.
Put a W just for being alive and fucking living
right now for the stream.
Today's stream is good and I know that.
That's all right.
We're gonna be back better than ever.
Tomorrow, longest stream tomorrow.
That was the fucking chat man, I love y'all boys!
Also, in the Twitter community, let me know where y'all want us to go!
I'm planning this trip out, it's gonna be fucking insane bro, trust me!
Give me ideas, where do y'all want to see us go, what do you want to see us do?
I am open to anything and fucking everything!
Let me know what you want to see and we're gonna make it happen!
I love y'all boys so much man. Shout out to y'all for still spending W's even though this wasn't the stream y'all wanted
I fucking love you guys for real, bro. We're streaming every day no matter what. I love y'all. See you tomorrow
Stay safe. God bless. I will see y'all next time. I love you motherfuckers man. Good night. Good night. Good night
Good night. I got a long night ahead of me bro, so very important shit. I'll see y'all
Love y'all. Thank you for understanding bro. Y'all are so nice bro. I fucking love you guys