you
One, ten, alright. Six, eight, seven, six. Lighten up man, you got a knee on stream.
Or is this gonna make it worse? Fuck.
Check modern's IG that broad. It's gonna make it a little crazy.
All right chat what is up with you guys um by the way uh wait Eddie was talking shit about me
wait what when was this when was this when was this when was Eddie talking shit about me
Are you f**king serious?
Some of the clip!
Some of the clip, bro!
Some of the clip!
Um...
Real quick, in the calm...
Hold on, I gotta see this.
Give me a sec.
Wait.
My man's Eddie was talking s**t about me.
You're Eddie, are you serious, bro?
He didn't?
Uh.
Oh my god, bro, this chat's so stupid.
Alright, listen. What is up with y'all? We are back with another stream. Listen, I'm live every single day, okay?
With that being said, every stream, I want you all to understand, every stream isn't gonna be a fucking 10 out of 10 blockbuster movie.
Do you guys understand that? Yes or no? Just before we continue. You guys know that, right? Like, if I'm streaming every day,
it's- every day is not gonna be fucking crazy. Do y'all understand that?
Let me know right now, bro.
Thank you this up. Yes. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. As long as I understand that next. Okay.
Next thing we need to talk about today is going to be a very random stream. Random.
I mean, we had this first thing planned. We're going to link my time to his podcast. I don't
know what the fuck to expect, but we're going to do it other than that. We have that. And
then after that, I'm going to let each person pick the next segment. So no matter what the
the fuck it is I'm doing it I don't care all right and this can last yet buddy
just text me let's do pottery um no matter what listen this can last fucking
till 10 p.m. if it's going well this can last till 1 a.m. I don't give a fuck when
it gets boring I'm ending all right so whatever the next person says we're
doing it okay um so yeah my phone's gonna call you a fake Muslim he's Jewish oh
my god I don't know what to expect I don't give a fuck I want to do everything
Okay, so
What if someone asked me to go to a club? I can't go to a club. Can I? I don't know. We'll see. Um
Called Gorillac kiss a guy or whatever they say I have to do bro
No, but no random person's gonna tell me to go kiss a guy, bro
Other than that chat, we are going to Miami. This is not the trip that I was planning
But this is a side thing we're doing
I'm going to Miami on the 24th getting out of LA getting the breath of fresh air getting the fuck out of here
Um, so we're gonna be going to Miami for 24 for this on the 24th and make some content out there
See how long it lasts and then I'm still working on this trip, man
Man, it's a lot, it's a lot, it's very hard.
Okay, I'm trying, we'll see.
We'll see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see.
We'll see, bro, this is gonna be another breakfast club?
What are you talking about, bro?
And it's already getting boring?
Yo, bro, I just started!
Also, I wanna tell you guys something.
Chad, I think it's time I make a group.
There is no other streamers that do shit only by themselves.
Not one, I'm the only one.
I need to assemble a group.
You guys need to help me pick streamers
and we need to come together
And we need a fucking blow up.
Well, that sounds like I'm okay.
We need to all go crazy.
All right.
Speed does.
I'm not speed.
I'm not speed, bro.
I'm not fucking speed.
You gotta, damn, why does the camera quality
look better today?
Am I tripping?
Yo, it looks good.
Invite all clippers.
Also, I wanna start a clipping house, okay?
From now on, I am doing this thing.
Once I do my big announcement and do this,
I wanna bring in, I wanna get an eight bedroom house
in the hills and I wanna bring in my top eight clippers
of every month to stay there for a month.
If you're top eight, you stay there for the next month
and then it just keeps cycling out and going like that, okay?
So my clippers are all gonna come together
and they're all gonna live in a house
and they're all gonna sit in a circle and clip together.
That's the plan, okay?
It's a method.
It's a fucking method.
That house is gonna smell like shit.
Yo, Scooper Ryan, orange, you a fucking clipper?
What are you talking about bro? Yo, can we get the Vod up? Can we get the Vod up please? Can we get the Vod up? Can we get the Vod up?
Can we get the Vod up? Vod Vod Vod Vod Vod. Come on. We need to be on this. Please please please cooling get the Vod up
Can they bring their family fuck no?
Man what?
W. Diddy house you're buying a mansion for Clippers. Is there something wrong with that?
Please tell me if there's something wrong with that. No, I want my Clippers living better than lawyers doctors everything bro
They're very important to the society bro. I need to make sure
Um, stop stalling. I'm not stalling. I'm just having a fucking conversation. Okay?
Is there anything else we need to talk about before we go and get on this podcast?
I'm low-key worried, but fuck it, bro. You know what? It is what it is. We're gonna do what we got to do
And hopefully it goes well. Okay, and if it doesn't go well then fuck it. Also, I got slammed by Lashon McCoy yesterday
And my neck hurts really bad so I might need to go in for a x-ray
depending on how I feel today
Fix your hair. My hair literally looks fine. My hair literally looks fine
literally
Trip is still happening. I don't know. I don't know bro. I don't know. All right. Stop asking me. You're asking the wrong person
I don't fucking know. I'm ready to do whatever bro. I'm ready bro this content in fucking
Japan tomorrow. I'm going bro. I'm ready to do whatever bro. I dedicate my life to this shit. You don't understand, bro
We need another game night with the same group also, I want to make it a thing
I had this conversation before the stream at the end of every single stream
I want to play a game okay at the end of every stream whether it's Madden last of us rocket league fortnight
Whatever the fuck it is at the end of every single stream. I want to play one game
Okay for at least an hour at least bro, so we need to do some community building bro, okay
So get some gaming in you know I'm saying I am a gamer at heart. You know I've been gaming since I was 13
I was playing on the fucking Wii U as a kid
But yeah, w idea thank you is there anything else
Also, my voice, I'm losing my voice.
Okay, I've been very locked in.
I've been streaming every day.
My voice is starting to get losing.
I'm starting to lose it.
But yeah.
Anything else we need to discuss
before we get out of this car
and lose our career within one hour on this podcast?
Anything else?
Well, I'm not playing Arc Raiders, bro.
I'm gonna be honest, bro.
That's like a nerd game, bro.
I wanna play like a grown man's game, like Madden,
UFC fortnight like shit like that
He's in a clip farm all the breakfast club things. No, he's not. No, he's not wait. Shouldn't should we just drive off and not do this?
This is a dumb idea
Is this a dumb idea, bro? Everyone goes on this podcast though. Stine. He was just on it
Armand was on it like everyone's
This is dumb idea
They're all saying yes. Oh my god. Oh
Oh my god, bro. Oh my god. Also. Hey, I want to give a special shout out to the biggest creep and stairway user in the world
Bradley Martin
Fuck you, bro. Me and Brad had a stream plan Jim segment locking in at zoo culture and he fucking canceled on me, bro
All right, I said it. I said it. I don't care. I said it, bro
Yo, Brad when I see what's on site, bro, it's on site. You fucking dork
You hear me? It's on site. Steinie got cooked in his podcast
Oh my God.
Did Stiney actually get cooked?
Bro!
Yeah, I'mma be real, my team told me not to do this.
They literally told me not to do this.
So I don't know what the fuck to do.
I'm outside his building, he's waiting on me.
Stiney cried?
Bro, I'm not gonna cry, bro.
I'm gonna just troll him back, bro, what the fuck?
You're gonna see 2023 and he on.
How did Larry wheels know what 2023 neon was bro? This is a grown man, by the way
I don't know. I also saw Larry said that I was his most respectful collab. I appreciate you, bro
You know, you might be a stay right user. You might be a nevermind, but you're a great guy, bro
I fuck with you. I fuck with you, man. Just do your humiliation kink. I'll have a humiliation kink
You know who does I'm not gonna say it because then I might get
Someone does that's going on the internet right now, but my kink I grew out of it with age and puberty
I don't have that kink anymore. I didn't have the question at first, but I didn't have the kink at first
but not anymore.
Um, do we need some clips?
All right, fuck it.
Yo, someone said fix the bar.
Hey, dipshit, it's fixed.
It's literally fixed.
It is literally fixed.
What are you talking about, bro?
The fuck you saying?
Hold on, should I, let me,
try, I think we should make a list of things
that he's not allowed to ask.
Let's make a list and send it to him.
What is he not allowed to ask?
BTA, I don't know.
I don't fucking know, bro.
Yeah, excuse me
He's gonna ask anything he doesn't care
This guy said 12 minute intro yo brother everyone else on twitch sits on a desktop for 10 hours a day
What the fuck you talking about like what do you genuinely talk? Are you stupid?
Are you fucking stupid bro? I've been in the car for 12 minutes, bro. You're bitching and crying and complaining fuck you
Just don't make the list that's just giving him ammo. Yeah, I feel like he's gonna use his
Bro, yeah, yo, hold on, bro, I'm not gonna lie.
I saw a clip of Jason the lean drinking his own piss.
Is that real?
Is that real, Chad?
I saw a clip of Jason the lean drinking his actual piss,
bro.
You know what, bro?
To become an A tier streamer,
I'm gonna have to drink my own piss too, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
You know what's crazy? Yo, Chad,
he's on this same island, by the way,
I was on during my 24 hours from rival stream. Listen Jason. There's a bunch of chickens
Just make sure you don't kill them on live you'll get banned
But just there's a lot of chickens around the area a lot of chickens a lot of a lot of stray chickens
They're great. They're great great great great great great for the protein. Okay
He's literally on the same island. It's fucking crazy
But yeah, the bugs on there are fucked. There's like so many fucking bugs
It's brutal, but there's a guy on there that lives on the opposite side that makes great cheeseburgers
He makes amazing cheeseburgers. So get yourself a cheeseburger
Okay, all right, let's get this going. Let me call my ton
And oh my god fuck I'm nervous. Alright, let's go. Let's go. I'm ready. He's gonna come and get me
He's gonna come and get me
You did enough familiarization rituals and you're still not number one
Whatever, I don't care. My goal isn't like numbers don't define me bro
Like I just want to make good content the fuck weirdo like why y'all so
Number-oriented who cares dude who cares who has the most views who cares who like bro what?
But say allegedly in your opinion during an interview,
bro if I get sued, I'm just not gonna reply to the email,
bro, it's not hard.
Like motherfuckers like Aiden be making it so difficult,
just don't respond.
It's not difficult.
And then if someone tries to give you papers in person,
just have your security stop them.
It's really not hard.
Right message, wrong person.
All right.
I'm telling you, bro, after streaming,
I'm gonna become a motivational speaker, bro.
I wanna be, I wanna provide some value to the kids.
Something, bro.
Because right now, let's be real, bro.
What do you get out of watching my streams?
Like, what knowledge do you get?
Like, do I help y'all with anything?
Be honest with me, bro.
Just so I can feel better about myself.
My mom, oh, hold on, let me read this text.
My mom sent me, uh-uh, it's actually made me very happy.
Actually, I think my mom thinks I'm depressed.
She texted me and said,
I just want you to know how proud I am of you.
I see how hard you're working and how much you care,
even when things feel stressful and uncertain.
I know it's been weighing on you
and wish I could take some of that pressure away,
but please don't ever think your effort goes unnoticed.
I see your streams and can see the stress
and worry in your eyes.
Amen.
That'd be mom.
Colin texted me saying my lips are cooked.
It's because of herpes. Alright, let's go.
Ready? Wait, actually we can't...
Oh, fuck, we gotta wait till he comes.
How do you fix her? Do we have like a...
Lip, lip, lip filler, or lip balm?
Maybe to the right of you?
I gotta send this fucking guy, this Russian...
Is he a spy?
Wait, do you have the Vaseline?
Nice! Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice.
Nice nice nice nice nice.
KTVO, you don't have Vaseline on you?
Oh, the stick.
Can't share it with your brother?
It's all good.
Robin Clippers? Oh!
For my Clippers!
The crypto payment is coming in!
Y'all are getting paid in full by tomorrow night,
latest, and it's starting tonight.
Congratulations man, happy fiat, y'all deserve it man.
Thank you.
Y'all deserve it, y'all deserve it, y'all deserve it.
Boy, y'all think...
Y'all think Matan is going to make me cry? Are you stupid?
Thank you.
Appreciate it.
What do I do with the leftover?
On my hand?
Is it good for you?
Better?
better oh my god look at him oh thank you we can't show him he has no aura oh
my god my tongue got no fucking aura bro zero holy shit what is his fucking
haircut all right huh he's gonna make you look stupid everyone wish me good
luck
bro looks like I have fucking lipstick on now no all right let's go all right
The chat with the blackout, he's very nervous about his location, about leaking his location,
he's very, very nervous.
By the way, if y'all don't know, me on podcasts is very like, I'm very calm and I'm very like
knowledgeable and I try to spit some shit, so don't expect me to be there and be energetic
controlling this is very serious, okay?
Me on podcasts, I go in a different mode, like fully different mode and I lock in, okay?
I'm just letting y'all know, just so y'all understand.
This might, like this is just like a very informational podcast.
This is not gonna be like a troll podcast where I'm just like freaking out doing dumb shit,
like, you know?
The way I act on podcasts is like I act like a 30 year old.
You're gonna see what I'm talking about in like five minutes.
Okay, all right, let's go.
Mmm.
How's it going?
Is there a cap on this?
Yeah, there's a cap, don't worry, bro, we're not.
What's up, bro?
Nice to see you, how's it going?
Yes, sir, nice to see you.
It's going well, brother.
It's going well.
All right, where do we go?
Why are you so scared about your location getting leaked?
My last one got leaked. I just don't want people to know where I am.
I imagine your mic is on obviously, yes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, where are you from, bro?
I'm from Los Angeles, but technically like Germany. I'm 100% German.
You're German?
Yeah.
Oh, shit. Alright.
You're blotted?
Nice.
My chat told me not to do this, but fuck it.
Why is that?
Oh, they think you're gonna um, they think you're gonna violate me, but chat. He's a very nice guy when I'm a very good conversation
We should go this elevators
There's your stairs. You want to take the stairs how many actually yeah, yeah, I'm scared of elevators
Thank you, bro
All right
So how's your day today, man?
Why do you walk like that?
It's going man, it's going, it's going for sure.
It's going.
Wait, they're saying you're Armenian.
No, I'm not Armenian.
Bro.
There's a lot of Armenians in Los Angeles, so I'm glad they are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shots of Armenians.
Oh, you got a nice view?
All right, can I show it though?
I'm not going to show it.
Don't show it, don't take the lens off.
Yo brother, we're not going to leak your location, don't worry.
Are you cool to put a mic on so they can hear you?
Yeah, yeah, once we get inside.
Yep, yep.
You don't like it?
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Are you recording?
It's not.
What's that, man?
That's your friend?
No, that's just another guy in the building.
Oh, cool, cool.
Why do you talk like you're in a movie?
We're literally live streaming.
Yeah.
Oh my god, what the fuck?
All right, can I put it up now?
Yes.
All right.
it um what the fuck is this how you doing all right I'll pass your mic you
ready to you're under start yes okay this is just my studio here over there
where we film okay this is just because I'm being gangstocked you being oh it's
That's your security.
No, he's here, that's my collar, that's my midget.
That's your midget?
That's my midget.
He's not a midget, bro.
We're the midget, that's my midget.
Here, I'm gonna pass you a mic.
Okay.
Oh, he is a midget.
Or a little person.
Fuck, I'm sorry, brother.
How you doing, man?
Oh, wait, that's the guy that from the day, the,
you don't want to put a microphone, brother,
you run a podcast.
Just
I'm gonna just drop it to my jacket. Yeah, okay like this. Oh good. Let me be a little higher. Okay. Who's this?
That's my co-host. Oh, he's gonna be talking to he's gonna be sitting there. Okay, so what's everyone's roles? So he's a
Why does he have masks on? He's just making sure that Midgey can't escape
I did all of these cameras here is because I'm being gangstocked people try to come in this building and they're trying to kill me
And they're trying to steal all of my equipment here as you can see it's a my little stuff
Yeah, for sure this one's good because in case
Somebody that one's watching in case somebody tries to come out of that tile over there. What did I agree to? Oh my god, all right
Because the people come out of the tiles you never even see I'm coming if they come out of the door
It's one thing yeah
They just come there, but if somebody falls out of the ceiling and they stab you, then it's a big issue.
Did you talk?
Who, the midget?
No, the him.
No, he's watching the midget also.
Because the midget tried to get loose a couple of times recently.
Okay.
He's misbehaving.
That's why we have all those tools over there for him.
Yep.
Alright.
Okay, so, how do we do this?
What do you want me to say?
We're not filming yet.
I can have Mike, that's his name, Mike.
Mike can get the cameras rolling.
Okay.
Oh, he does production too?
Yeah, he's going to.
I mean, he doesn't do production.
press the record button can you stand right there are you fasting for Ramadan
no I'm not you're not Muslim I am not Muslim oh you are Muslim yeah
Salam aleikum brother how's it going I don't have any issue with Muslims though
obviously but we're all like bad bunny said we're all one did he say that in
English or no probably not right I don't know I don't remember I think it was on
sign oh you're Jewish no I'm not Jewish I told you I'm German okay all right chat
I told you all today's stream can be very random so this is our first side
mission we were doing okay this is a very nice setup bro yeah it's wonderful
and then again that's why I need all those cameras over there so people can
steal my things you know I think you're good brother I don't think anyone's
trying to steal your shit are people actually gonna come after me I'm being
gangsta bro what the fuck they follow me to my house what what are you looking
at he's making sure the media can't get out of here
Okay, so are we recording?
Let's close the door so he doesn't come in here.
So once we film, if it's cool, you just stand here and then stand right there and I'll introduce
you in my get over here I'm going to introduce you okay I'm telling you
that midget he's not behaving yep okay oh yeah okay give me two seconds hold on
let's go I'm ready so you're gonna introduce me in that's all right
We're almost ready to go.
No, yeah.
How's your day going?
Hell yeah.
Great to hear.
Love the mask.
Watch out for the curtains.
Why?
No, nobody's behind it.
We did that before.
Okay.
Somebody flew out of the curtain.
He opened the hole in it.
like a portal and I fell out with a knife.
With a knife?
Yeah, but it wasn't real.
And we're not doing that today.
Okay.
Like, I want, like, we're gonna have a serious conversation.
Yeah, well, that's, what did you think it was gonna be?
No, that's what I'm hoping for.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Okay.
Yeah, let's go.
Oh, you have notes ready?
Yeah, of course.
Fucking hell.
All right, let's go.
No, no, you can't, don't let me right now.
Don't let me now.
I have to start the show.
What the fuck is going on?
What's going on?
Alright.
Let's go.
Yep.
Alright.
Hello everybody.
Welcome back to the podcast for today's guest.
We have Neon welcoming.
You can come in now please and sit in the middle.
Yes sir.
Oh in the middle?
In the middle, yes.
Why can't I sit over there?
Because there's no mic over there.
For today's co-host we have Mike.
Welcome in.
Mike.
Well I thought Mike was the retard with the eyes.
No that's Mike.
Mike.
Oh okay okay.
Is this good?
That's good, yes.
So in case anybody doesn't know you, please introduce yourself and all that one.
Hi, my name is Neon nice to meet you guys. I am a streamer. Why doesn't he have a mic? Because he's not talking
So what is he here for? That's why you're sitting in the middle because
Michael like let me like look at
Well, I mean the cameras will pick up right we have one for each other. I don't want to look straight. You can do whatever
I
So yeah, just in case anybody doesn't know you introduce yourself what you do all of that type of stuff
My name is Neon. I am a streamer. I've been doing this since I was 13 years old
My main mission is to spread positivity to the youth. Yeah, right?
What?
That's your main mission, to spread positivity to the youth?
I was just talking to my chat about this.
I want to do something positive in this world, bro.
Yeah, I mean, do you really believe that?
Yeah, I feel like I've done a few good things.
A few good things?
Yeah.
If somebody's done a few good things,
I wouldn't say their mission is to spread positivity
to the youth.
Maybe one good thing you've done or provided to society.
I was walking the other day, taking just a walk,
to burn some calories, do some exercise,
and there was a homeless guy outside of a 7-Eleven.
So I bought a slurpee and then I poured it on his head and kicked his teeth in.
Oh my God.
Because now, that was going to be easier for him to consume liquids.
You get it because like there's no teeth in the way.
Yeah.
That's a pretty nice thing to do, right?
Yeah, bro.
Yeah.
A couple of years ago you were caught faking your own death.
Here you go.
Yep.
Would the world be a better place had you actually died?
Oh, wow!
Damn!
I'm just asking.
What do you think, bro?
Well, let's hear you first and then we'll get into my thoughts.
It wasn't first off, it wasn't a couple years ago.
I was like 14 out of the wrong people around me
doing dumb things, but you know what's crazy?
I have no regrets because I do everything
happens for a reason, and yeah, but I think, I think I'm-
But that's a whole separate thing.
I'm sure maybe you're happy you did it
because it went well for you now.
It didn't do well, bro.
What do you mean it fucked me up?
Bro, I got brought up.
I think your life has progressively moved in a way
I'm sure you're happy with,
so you don't necessarily regret it, right?
Yeah, but I don't think that factored into it.
Like, that didn't help me.
Maybe not that specific thing didn't help you,
but maybe you did something after that
because of that that helped you.
It's a complicated thing.
This is some philosophy things.
But I'm just saying, in general, with the world,
the actual world, not counting you, of course,
because you're biased, be better had you died.
Should we ask the chat?
Yeah, also, I should say, for anybody watching this
on my channel here, he's live right now.
Chat, will the world be a better place if I-
You can't figure it out yourself?
I don't know, I don't got a mind of my own.
No, these are the dictators, they run me.
I don't run them.
They're all saying, oh, my PR is cooked.
Okay, that's what they're saying.
They said yes?
No, they're saying you're gonna fuck my PR up.
It's okay, and they're all saying yes.
I'm gonna fuck your PR up?
Yes, bro.
Really, you think yours is worse,
yours is better than mine?
Yeah, bro, I've been on the journey, bro.
You've been on a journey?
The past year and a half, or eight months, nine months?
Yeah, you went from pretending to be annoying,
well, I guess you were being annoying,
but from pretending that to pretending to be cool and stuff.
I mean, it's not like you probably changed as a person.
No, I did, bro, what are you talking about?
probably couldn't get any collaboration,
so you decided to be nice and stuff.
No, bro, what do you mean?
Well, I was a dick getting collaborations,
but, bro, for me, my life moved so quick.
I feel like I learned so much,
like even the past year.
I've lived like five years in one year.
That's great.
How are you able to learn all of these things?
By getting thrown into the water
and fucking learning it, bro.
I'm so happy that you were able to evolve as a person.
Thank you, bro, you too.
Thank you.
How old are you?
I'm 18.
What?
Yes, how old are you?
21.
Yeah, so you were probably around my age when you pretended to die.
No, bro, I was 15.
Yeah, I was 15 online too.
I didn't pretend to die.
Why is this moving?
No, there's nobody back here.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
I already did that before.
OK.
Can you tell your friends to stop calling me and telling me I owe H&M money?
You owe H&M money?
No, I don't.
And your friends won't stop calling me and telling me I do.
Who's telling you that?
It's not going to work.
I've been getting these calls for 10 years now.
Oh, you're talking about the Indians?
Your friends, yeah.
Those aren't my friends.
You know, it's crazy.
You had Armand on the podcast.
I was supposed to go to India, but then something happened between me and him on stream and
then the people of India saw it and they didn't want me to come anymore.
Yeah, I would make a joke about them not having phones, but I mean, they clearly do.
Well, India's a nice place.
Yeah, okay.
So what do you think?
What do you not like about India?
That's why I wanted to go and show it, bro.
The culture, bro, they have fucking, they have those voices there.
You should do like a cultural stream where you show all of the things they do.
You can go and do some scam phone calls with them.
me and tell me I owe each of them money you think that's all Indians are scammers
that's the only interactions I've had with them over the past couple years
you have a little me right now yeah but they're your friends I mean it's the
same thing right I guess you're saying they're not but I mean you just said
you wanted to go show their culture and get involved by that I mean like bro like
the weddings the dances shit they don't eat shit yes they do I've seen the videos
of it that's bro no denying it now they don't eat shit they throw shit or it's
And it's not shit. It's like a it's cow shit. It is that's correct. Okay. Well, that yeah, that's just it's like a hobby
It's like you playing like you skateboarding. No, it's not because me skateboarding doesn't involve me eating feces
How much money do you make from your gambling deal in comparison to the amount your fans lose? I
Haven't gabled in four months. I'm actually starting a new one though
But let me tell you yeah, okay regardless anyone is gonna gamble bro. They are they are bro
Like everyone gambles and guess what I want to use my deal to that's like my chat
To what to tip my chat to give them money. Yeah, and then now let me okay
That doesn't make any sense if your fans are losing more money than you're making
Even if you gave them all of your money mathematically it would be impossible for you to pay them back what they love
I showed them me losing so if I'm losing so much why would they want to gamble if that's a ridiculous question?
Why would if you had a million dollars a month right now you taking a game with me? Let me explain some yes or no
I do it for I do it for free just to gamble because I'm a little crazy
But let me rephrase it for you
Okay, if they're paying you a million dollars a month and you're losing on stream and you're saying why would people want to gamble if they see
Me losing why would they pay you a million dollars a month if they're not making at least a million dollars a month first off
but
Whatever that's the example you gave me. Yeah, I need to be semantic about that
Um, you know they have to be making the money or the whole company would just collapse
Yeah, but they don't make money off other people my people don't gamble so then why would they pay you like if you add I
Don't know just for fun. They like my content. No, they don't because your fans are losing loads and loads of money
You agree with that bro
Is it true that you were dating and Frank?
I was dating someone similar to that yeah for two years and Frank San Frank yeah
Sam Frank? Yeah. Is that a different person? Yeah, a different person. Oh, that makes sense because Anne Frank died 80 years ago. Yeah, you ever been in a relationship? With Anne Frank? No, with a girl. It would be impossible. She died over 80 years ago.
Like, any girl you ever been in a relationship? No, I haven't. I don't even speak to them. I mean, it seems like you kind of have like some sort of, I don't know, that the prostitute or what that...
No, she's my assistant. Oh, sorry about that. Come on, bro. I'm just back. Dude! Because of how she's dressed. She's dressed fine. Anyway, we'll move on.
Hold on, I need to put you on a date with a girl.
No, I think I'm fine.
I mean, especially if it was on stream,
that's not even a real, it's just like.
That's not true.
The relationship's cut.
Damn.
Got to, okay, I don't get it.
Wait, what did you?
Nothing.
What did you gather there?
Nothing.
But, all right.
You understand relationships can start.
You got a large reaction to reading chat.
What was that?
Nothing.
Let me continue.
Stop avoiding this topic about women.
I've talked about this multitude of times.
You understand, you could just do content with a girl
and you can end up liking or dating her,
you never know, bro.
I don't think I would be interested in being
in a relationship with anybody
who's doing date streams on Twitch.
That's probably where I go wrong, you're right.
Yeah.
And also because that other girl was not only fans, right?
So that's even worse, and Frank?
Yeah, and then she quit.
But wasn't that after you guys were done dating?
No, no, she quit a year into the relationship
and we were dating for two years.
So why aren't you guys together anymore?
She just didn't make sense.
Yeah, he wasn't doing as many views on TikTok.
No, I stopped bringing it on stream for a year.
While you guys were dating.
Yeah.
OK.
But, yeah, life just.
Why are you still allowed to be here?
You clearly don't know anything about computers.
That's my manager, Vyra Floring.
What's up man, how you doing?
I get out of here.
He's going to replace him as the coast.
Sorry about that.
You're good.
role that's my manager and my co-host I thought he was your co-host not anymore
right now he's just another guard of what the fuck is this what it's like he
just doesn't talk you can talk ask him he's for every show what's your favorite
show
Bojack Horseman have you ever seen Bojack Horseman?
Can I see your eyes?
No I haven't I don't really watch a lot of movies
ask him he's it's a show our shows ask him he's for every character from the
show what's your favorite character from the show Bojack
Bojack the show is called Bojack Horseman and the main character is Bojack Horseman
So it's favorite character from Bojack Horseman. What's your favorite show? What do you do, bro? You seem like so like I
Don't know bro. There's like something I really don't get involved with that much entertainment. I try to just keep in business style stuff
So money flies out of the sky and then you grab it and then you realize you're in David Buster's and that it's fake money
And then you try to kill the employees because they fucking tricked you
Anyway, did you answer my last question?
Sorry, what was your question?
No, you didn't.
I'm sorry.
Why are you still allowed to be here?
You clearly don't know anything about this.
I think you're racist, bro.
I'm racist?
Yes.
I'm saying why is your H-1B visa not being revoked yet?
Why would it get revoked?
Because you're only allowed to be here on one of those visas if you're working.
I was born here.
In Houston.
Yeah.
Houston, India?
Are you Indian or Pakistani?
My dad's from India, my mom's from Pakistan, so I'm 50-50.
So how do you feel about that whole conflict?
That'll feel shit.
You just hit Bangladesh?
I don't feel anything, but I'm like, I fuck with both sides.
You know, we need more peace in this world.
Right.
Following up on that, so do you feel more in tune
with the Indian part or the Pakistani part?
Probably the Indian, right?
I would say, fuck, I don't know, bro.
Like, I'm like, sorry.
Can I answer this?
Sure.
Okay.
Um, catch it.
Fuck.
That's it.
I'm calling back.
Yo, I'm on stream.
So I'm just, uh, you're a warner,
complaining about round-out trips.
Warner, how you doing, brother?
What up, my jeez?
Chillin'.
Uh, um, Hubert, I'm with, uh,
I'm in the middle of a podcast.
How's it going?
Hey, what's going on?
Wait, what's on in my soul, fake Muslim?
Yes, absolutely.
You know, when I was in, when I went to, uh,
to new york i saw many times
yet alcohol bottles hanging from the ceiling
that's not sure i've been in his house
this guy's a problem bro, my whole chat told me not to come here and i'm here
you can't trust that guy, he's your loot moth
no i'm not, no i'm not
he's your loot moth so i'm like a moth
alright bro i'll call you after stream, bye
okay let's get back into it
what are you a hoot?
he said i'm a yahoo which means i'm a hoot
let me find out some
chat, what is the story behind this man over here?
I feel like that's something you do before you go into the middle of a podcast, right?
I don't really prepare, I just fucking go.
Like you have a whole notepad. Chat, what is the story behind him?
Jewish kid? Nope. Not true, I'm German. Shalom, brother.
I'm not, I'm not, I'll shake your hand but I'm like a... Shalom.
Over something else, maybe, no doubt. You crashed the game awards?
You're a rabbi? Can we continue? Industry plant?
Massade? What is that?
Please, please, please, please!
Get him out! Get him out of here now!
Don't touch me! No!
Oh my God, please! No!
Get him out of here!
Oh my God, he just smells like shit!
Get him out of here right now!
Put him in the fucking corner!
Get him out of here now!
Are you ready to move on?
How does he smell?
Because he hasn't taken a shower in months. He's in that corner. Oh, no, he actually smells. Yes. Why do you think he smells?
I don't fucking know you would you know, it's crazy. I'm making a deodorant brand. Yeah, that wouldn't that's not gonna make any sense for you
That's questionable
Do you think if you were born into a completely different body you might be able to become an athlete one day
But you know, it's my dream to become an athlete, bro
Like I always wanted to be NFL player NBA player whatever it is
But yeah, how do you think that might work? That's you know, I say can't you gotta be honest with myself. That's what I'm saying
So maybe you do a bunch of transfigurations like a transgender
They did that in South Park actually they did. Yeah, you should have gore lock on here
That's the huge fat transgender person. Yes. Her name's Ali though
So you do the correct pronouns. What's on the pro that's her name?
her oh
Well, yeah
Yesterday you tweeted, God bless the holy land of Israel and with Hashem's help we will
destroy the Arabs.
Why would you tweet that and what did you do with that?
I've been the fuck that I tweet that!
You put that on your Twitter.
Put it on your mother's life.
Put it on your mother's heartbeat.
Yeah, on my mother's life, on her heartbeat.
Yo!
Brother, do you have a soul?
A soul?
Well, I guess that random swear that you asked me to make means less to me than it might
to you.
So, however you might interpret that, if you know what I just said.
Anyways, why would you tweet that?
I didn't tweet that.
Yes, you did.
I did not tweet that.
You deleted it quickly, though, after the backlash.
The backlash?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
What I was trying to get at earlier is because you're mostly, I guess it doesn't make as
much sense because you're Indian and Pakistani, but India is a big supporter of Israel.
Okay.
Pakistan hates Israel.
So where do you lean on that?
I personally don't get into politics because I don't know shit.
I'm not knowledgeable.
Right.
And that's for people like fucking?
I'm just here to make content and have fun.
It's great that we have Snicko getting in on the politics.
Yeah, but Snicko's very knowledgeable.
Yup.
Sometimes all the knowledge in the world can't help a brain that's already disintegrating.
Anyways, that seems like kind of a cop-out.
I feel like I've heard you say Free Palestine before.
I have. Free Palestine.
Okay, but you just said you didn't want to get involved with it.
I feel like, and I agree with that, Free Palestine, but what does that mean?
free Palestine but I don't want to get involved it seems like you're just
trying to appease your viewers no I just know I just know I just know there's
something wrong but I don't know I don't get too deep into it but obviously
advocate for what's right bro so you know there's something wrong but it's
genocide happening bro but I don't know the exact exact details I just described
it I just know something wrong is happening but I don't know exact the
exacts to where I could be like oh this happened this happened this happened but
it's free Palestine always bro yeah I agree with that but maybe you should
educate yourself educate me educate you on I mean you seem to know about it it
seems like I don't know about any extensive manner but you just said
genocide happening in Palestine and there's something wrong I agree with
that so let's talk about it but it seemed like you didn't know I agree just
agreed with you okay so let's talk about it about what but I just said I agree
with you I'm I was just wondering because it seemed like you didn't want to get
that far it seemed like you were just getting to the border of it you said I
don't want to get into politics then the next level is free Palestine and then
There's a genocide which again, I all I agree with all of that, but yeah seem like you didn't want to get that deep into it
Fuck you're gonna get deep into it. You wanted to let sneaker do it
Yeah
I don't want to sound dumb because I don't know what the fucking talking about okay. I agree with that
Do you think you're a cool guy, bro cool guy? I think people
Like they think you're crazy. You think you're maniac. They think you're autistic, but bro like deep inside bro
I could tell it yeah, people think you're gonna be a little manic
But the problem is is that I'm being gang-stalked and people are trying to kill me for years
They're following me to buy housing cars sometimes one time I went home. There's four cars around me
They're barely letting me drive. That's why I have to have all those cases not lying when I was trying to stream here
You're like so scared about the location brother. No, no one's gonna come after me
You know the day you were born it was written near a die. Why are you so scared birds? Let it happen
It's not about killing me. They're trying to steal my tables and chairs
Fuckers about these that cost 13 bucks these chairs. Okay, 1399. It's a very high production
Yes
So how many how many pages of notes do you have I have like about 40, but we're not gonna use all of them, right?
So where did y'all meet?
That's my manager. Yeah, so where did you meet like how did you guys connect?
He produced me made sure I was born so he could make a lot of money. Okay, how much does your podcast make?
probably a lot less than you I won't say specifics, but
But maybe, well it depends, how much do I make
or how much does he make?
How much do you make?
I make over $100 a month.
Fucking liar.
You know, people do this big couple things.
He gets all of my money.
You have at least.
Hundreds of thousands of dollars.
This podcast generates a ton of money,
but he gets all of it.
Millions, nice.
I believe it.
Do guns kill people or do people kill people?
Yes, you heard it right.
People? People kill people?
Do you understand the question?
I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little retarded, I'm confused.
People kill guns?
Do guns kill people or do people kill people?
I mean, the bullet kills a person.
It's more of like an idea question, it's not a literal thing, right?
Yeah.
You don't understand?
No.
Okay, we'll move on.
No, help me understand, bro.
I feel like, I don't even know how to explain it, it's...
Alright, let your manager explain it.
How is it... explain it.
Your man just a fucking retard. All right. Oh my god. Um
Let's move on. Okay, sure
How much does it cost to bought 20,000 viewers on kicks versus twitch?
I'm not on kick. I'm on twitch. Yeah, I know but you were on that one before and you bought it probably on both of them
So, you know the inside details here. So who do you think is the biggest bother in your opinion?
Probably to my left
But there's a lot of them out there probably mostly on kick, right? I don't know
You know, I don't I don't know if you didn't buy you would know more than me just because you're in streaming
One thing I will say is there are some platforms that naturally exaggerate your views no matter what so the number
You see which one of those might I say but the numbers you see one one platform
I will say is a hundred percent authentic one hundred percent one-to-one ratio is YouTube
Yeah, your speed has a hundred K. He has a hundred K. That's good because I'm on YouTube
So that means that I can reliably say I'm not balding right how much do you average on YouTube?
I don't live stream on my show. Yeah, maybe like three or four hundred thousand views and what's your CPM?
For me, it's about three cents for him. It's about a hundred forty dollars. You got fucked over brother. Yeah, I know
What's up with these crazy streamers nowadays who are willing to do anything to get famous such as faking their own death
Faking a relationship with the prostitute and bugging the shit out of minimum wage employees
You're like a year and a half late, bro.
Yeah, I don't think that all of those things are excused because you haven't done them
in a little bit.
I mean, bro, you fucking, you live and you learn, but when did I get a prostitute?
What is so funny, bro?
I can't.
I feel like we could reliably classify Sam Frank as a prostitute.
She's not a prostitute, bro.
I don't, I personally don't care about her.
No, thanks to her, by the way.
I don't care about her eyes.
A prostitute is someone who sells their body.
Okay, what did she do pussy? She's not a pussy
Okay, well you're actually describing it in a way where you could 100% make the argument
She is a prostitute it would be more easy to just say she's an online prostitute
That she was a lot better. Okay, so that's why I have to reword the whole thing for you to understand or just we can say with that
Yeah, yeah, let's go right in. Thank you. What's up with these crazy streamers nowadays?
We're willing to do anything to get famous such as faking their own death faking a relationship with an online prostitute and
and bugging the shit out of minimum wage employees?
Um, yeah, that relationship, you know, it's like, um,
it's like when you're acting, you know, actors,
when they get on stream and they have, you know,
relationships and it's not real,
you're just doing it for content and you're like,
You were never really in a relationship.
I was, but it was never my intention.
I would go stream, after the stream,
I'd lock myself in a room, be by myself, whatever.
And then, um, just cause I didn't want to like,
deal with any of that, right?
But then you keep meeting with this person,
you spend time with them and then you end up,
you end up falling for them.
So, that's what happened.
It was never supposed to happen, but-
And what did your parents think of the relationship you had
with the prostitutes?
Online.
Online prostitutes.
It's a big difference.
Yeah, but they, I mean, I don't know,
they're always supportive of me.
My mom is really religious, so I mean,
she sees all the stuff online and she's like,
damn, maybe you could lead her the right way
and that's what I did.
I literally made her fucking quit all that
and started a new life.
That's good.
And then she left you immediately
when her mind was clear.
I didn't get left but uh yeah bro has anybody ever told you that you look
Swedish? I do? Has anybody ever told you that? No! Probably not because you look
like every other Indian. What's a better weapon to use on a mouse? A hammer or an axe?
A hammer. I agree because when you slam it it has a greater area of effect and
and you turn him into paste.
Are you okay bro?
I'm asking you, it's a podcast, we're supposed to have fun, ah ah ah.
Right, funny?
I'm having a great time bro, it's great.
This is fucking amazing bro.
I want to ask you questions.
Okay, you want to try one?
Yeah.
Remember, you don't know anything about me.
I don't, but I'm...
So what's your question, like what's your last name?
What's your relationship with your parents?
It's good, you're all in jail.
and then I, it is, yeah, fuck, I'm sorry.
Go ahead, I'm sorry.
No, no, it's fine, I'm not like sad about it.
Where are they in jail?
What country?
The US.
What do they do?
Well, I'm telling you, I know people think that I,
here's the thing, I used to be Jewish, now I'm German.
You switched?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Okay, interesting.
What's your booking fee for a bar mitzvah?
what's uh... over the uh...
uh...
the jewish people did you agree at thirteen birthday
yeah i think i don't think i'm going to go to those anytime soon but you know
it's crazy to pay you a ton of money i know what i would use of those black
rappers doing it
you know i've got both of them i think i paid like five mil to go
yeah i know that's why i'm asking you i mean listen i'm not
jewish anymore
but if they offered me like
a hundred thousand dollars to go to a bar mitzvah i'm going to do it right
yeah to your feet
Um, I just don't think it makes sense for me to go to one of those.
You wouldn't do it for a million dollars?
You wouldn't go to a bar mitzvah?
And do what?
Like stream there?
I don't know what they would have you do actually.
Yeah, like what's my value there?
Wrap anything, right?
No, no.
I don't know what I would do there either, I guess.
Maybe I have really no clue.
So how do you go from being Jewish to German?
I'm not Jewish anymore.
I denounced it and now I'm German.
But you're parents are Jewish?
No, nobody's Jewish anymore because I've separated myself.
Now I'm trying to find German people online who I can pay a small fee to who will then claim that I'm their family
Interesting
Something about you can I feel your hair? No, that's a little weird, right?
That's something you usually ask other guys notice you have like you actually like that's a good thing about you
You have good hair. You have nice flowy long hair. It's nice. Thank you
Are you the only streamer with an excuse for having a high percentage of Indian viewers?
You don't have a big Indian audience. Yeah. Yeah, it's more like 35 40 and
then you have some Australians some Canadians. Yeah. Where y'all from in the
chat spam it up where y'all from but I don't know that you really don't fuck
with Indians this is exactly why I have an issue. What do you mean you're calling
us scammers? This is why I wanted to go to India. I was giving my experience with
why you want to do like what speed did with Africa where you showed like that
it was more civilized and people may have thought. Africa is amazing. Yeah bro.
But I want to do it. I'm gonna do it in India
Okay, again, I asked you earlier. I mean, what are you really planning on doing there? I was being a little racist earlier
But really what would you do there bro go? They have the best five-star hotels?
We go, you know in nice-ass cars fucking amazing dinner like one of those buggies on a horse
It's both amazing you go to the streets you get $1 head massages you get like fucking 50 cent haircuts like it's amazing, bro
You know why it's so cheap right because there are like they don't have as much money as us
Yeah, exactly. Well, not in the US. Not in the way that they don't have as much money as just the currency is worse.
Exactly. So I'm saying that doesn't, I wouldn't say that represents a good society, maybe it doesn't represent a bad one.
I wouldn't say that's a representation of a good one.
I think it's good, bro. Would you ever go to Germany?
To Germany? Yeah, of course. I would like to go to Germany.
Your Germany is beautiful. I would like to go to my home country.
I was actually born in Germany. I have a question for you, bro.
When you wake, how does it go when you wake up? You wake up, what do you do?
I wake up, I get out of my bed, and then I go to work.
But you film one podcast every fucking week or two weeks.
Yeah, but I have other work to do.
Like sometimes I have to go to random walls
and I have to start hitting them with a hammer
to see if the wall is up to cold.
Okay.
Because if it's not, then maybe I'll show up later
and wait for it to fall on me and then I can see the city.
Smart thinking.
See the Jewish stuff doesn't really leave your head.
So how do I make the most money streaming?
You're probably making a lot more money than me actually.
So I really, I don't know if my recommendations
would be helpful.
You have what, a million dollar a month gambling deal?
No, I don't.
It's a million dollars a month for you
and your viewers are probably giving them
at least 40 million a month, right?
Bro, this whole thing, everyone gambles, bro.
Everyone gambles.
I never gambled.
You're telling me the, oh my God, this girl's calling.
If you have money, no, no, no right now.
Okay, wait, hold on.
So, you just are tweaking out or something?
Should I answer it?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Let me call her back.
Sorry.
For Macy's now for Macy's. Yes. What's your favorite shop store to shop at I?
Really actually tricked me the first time I was gonna. I was about to get them the H&M gift card
Okay, I'll call it back later. Um, what are we talking about? Do you think Epstein is real?
Of course he is real. Yeah, Ryan Garcia was putting me on some stuff, bro
About Epstein about some crazy shit
Why did he bro my Twitter my for you page is sports, so I don't see all this shit
He was talking about like fucking kids on there like that like been like taking their teeth out
So they can't identify them like all these crazy things. That's what I was doing
I like I think you have to say allegedly. Do you think he's gonna sue you? I mean, he's alive. Is that what you believe?
Yeah, I think so
Alive I think I think the consensus is that he probably wasn't he didn't kill himself
But most people think he was killed at least. Okay. Why would they let him live? What do you think? Are you the earrings?
Yeah, but they're not real. They're not real diamonds. They're fake. Okay
Yeah, I don't think I guess there's some people who might think he's alive, but I don't know why they would let him live
Yeah, it'd be easier to just kill him. I figured it's hyper guy to go on the island to go on Epstein's Island
Yeah, I feel like you probably associated with a lot more people that went on his island than me
Not true. Name me one person. There's not one person who's been redacted all of the names
Bro, I surround myself with very good people
people. Yes. He's laughing at you because of how ridiculous that sounds. Do you think
maybe you're putting everybody around you in danger when you're live streaming your
actual location to 400 people? There's no reason for people to come for me. Back then
when I was- The gang's talking me. Well, I was- Yo, bro, no one's gonna touch you. You're
fine. They're trying to kill me. They're trying to kill me. They're trying to kill me. They're
me they won my tables and chairs yeah I forgot sorry this whole set is worth
like a hundred bucks to be fair bro you produce a lot of a lot of a lot of
viewership for for a hundred dollars set up but back then I was actually putting
people at risk and I was that was when I was blacked out when I first came to LA
bro I was blacked out I didn't realize what I was doing drunk or like just
blacked out metaphoric not on drink metaphorically means yeah like
metaphorically yeah you think yeah like metaphorically yes can you tell me what
the word means without using the word.
What word?
Yeah, you clearly have a great idea of what that word means.
Bro, you smell it, please, bro.
You fucking smell it, bro.
Please, dude.
Get him out of here right now.
Get this fucking guy.
I don't.
No, no, no, he said, you know, I didn't mean to.
Get him out of here quicker.
Come on, put him on the mic, bro.
Put him on the mic.
Get him pointed in the corner, the rigid corner.
How does he keep getting loose?
Bro, that smell just doesn't leave the room.
I can't, bro.
Hold the ax and hold the ax out of him.
I don't want him leaving.
Make sure he doesn't leave again.
That's not bad enough of this shit.
Continue with that.
We've metaphorically.
Can you tell me what that word means?
I'm waiting for the smell to go away.
It doesn't smell that bad.
Brother, it's fucking terrible, bro.
I naturally stink.
No, I think you're being a little hyperbolic.
You know what that word means?
Brother, no, I don't know.
But I didn't go to school, bro.
In middle school, I was sick.
Holy shit.
In middle school, I was sick.
I have Crohn's disease.
I was admitted to the hospital.
Nor the screaming midget.
Yep.
Easy.
Okay.
I have Crohn's disease, so I was admitted to the hospital
like every other week.
So I couldn't go to school.
I did everything virtually, and then high school.
I basically didn't go for like three years.
So I really like.
But you said you know what metaphorically means.
Yeah, it means like a song, you're producing a song here.
It means like metaphorically means you're
like saying it like in a certain way.
Yeah, that was OK.
Now let me rephrase this to you.
Let's say somebody didn't know what it meant,
and you described it to them like that.
You think they'd even be a percentage closer
to understanding what it means?
They'd be more confused than they started out with.
No, bro, metaphorically, is they come to one conclusion,
they come to the conclusion that this guy also
doesn't know what the word means.
I know what it means, bro, okay, metaphor, a metaphor.
A metaphor is a word for another word.
Not exactly, but you're not that far off.
You're, I kind of get my, I'm afraid.
Maybe.
It's like a synonym.
I wouldn't say it's a synonym, exactly, but it seems like maybe you understand it, but
you're not at the level where you're able to explain it correctly.
Whole chat's calling you dumb.
Go fuck yourself.
What is the best way to reliably give an old person a heart attack?
Why would you ever want to do that?
In case they're robbing you or gangstalking you, they're coming after me.
You think these people are young?
They're driving cars with millions of dollars.
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
Like-
We'll get on to that after you answer my question.
No, no, no, no.
Answer this.
What's the worst thing you've ever done?
What is the worst thing you've ever done?
You could argue it was the best or the worst when I did see that guy outside of 7-11.
Oh, okay.
Never mind.
Nothing.
Never done nothing bad.
That's a good manager right there.
But I don't know, dude.
How would you go about giving someone a heart attack?
I would say just like, like jump scare them?
I'm scared, that's a good idea, when they're sleeping too, with a knife.
No one hurt them with the knife, that would be illegal.
Is it illegal to give an old person a heart attack on purpose?
I think so brother.
How could they prove that?
The old person is dead.
What are they going to say, he did it on purpose?
Even if they didn't die, how would they know you did it on purpose?
Smart.
Smart thinking here.
Oh fuck.
In this fucking homeless guy bro.
I can't.
Brother, please.
Bro, I can't.
I can't.
No, no, no.
No, please.
Get him out of here.
Why do I have to do your job?
Here goes that whiff again.
Oh, my god, bro.
Holy fuck.
You better.
No, no, no.
Be honest.
Did you put fart spray on him?
No.
He hasn't taken a shower.
No, that's not real shit.
Did you put fart spray on him?
No, I didn't put fart spray on him.
And by the way, if you have an issue with that,
How that guy smells and you want to go stream in India, you're in for a big reality check.
You're getting a taste of your own medicine right there.
How do you think people, how do you think I feel right now?
You think I smell bad?
Not great.
Let me smell your armpit, you smell mine.
No, that's extremely weird and gay.
Smell my armpit, what are you even talking about?
Okay, well that's it.
We have to film with my next guest, Longneck.
Thanks for coming on.
Okay, thank you.
I appreciate it.
Yep, appreciate it man.
Can you help, help me deal with Longneck?
Wait, he's coming right now?
Yeah.
Oh, you want me to be here for that?
Take care of him outside, I don't ever want, I don't want to film it, but, it's my next, yes, Longneck.
Okay, Longneck.
I'm so excited to film with Longneck.
You know, I've streamed him a bunch of times.
Yeah.
So he's coming right now?
Yes.
How far is he?
He fell into a ditch.
Oh my god.
You know how there's been a lot of rain in the layer recently?
Yeah.
Yeah, so he slid off and he fell in, not really into a ditch, like you know those, those lines
Those lines that have a bunch of water in them, he fell into one of those and I mean he's
already extremely incapable of moving his body so.
you
I
Don't look like that bro
You guys are leaving now. I don't fucking look like that. I don't put the cap on it when you walk out. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I don't wait
Are we back? We're back
We're back. We're back
Take off that picture you fucking weirdo
Holy shit
All right, listen. Appreciate you having me. Listen. I need the string
I'm doing is I'm having people pick the segments. I think the segments
So what do you want me to do next? Oh golfing because it's raining outside. No, like a real segment
Well, you look kind of like shit, so maybe you need to go get some healthier food, maybe try something like that.
Okay.
I'm just saying you're physique.
Bring it in, brother.
Yeah, yeah.
You knew all this stuff, but you can't give me a hug?
I'm a hugger, bro.
I have too much touching.
Okay, fine.
Check hands.
Okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
Alright, brother.
Very nice to meet you.
Very nice to meet you, man.
By referring to me?
Very nice to meet you.
Why is he out of the corner?
He's already getting ready to finish you again.
Fucking
Can I take a picture with you?
Can't take a picture with you. Yeah for the stream. Okay, hop in brother. Mind if I put my armor under
I'll do a staring coffee
I gotta go yeah, I'm good. Yeah, what the fuck?
Why do you have a Tesla charger in here?
Don't fucking hit the wall you idiot. You'll break the ceiling.
Alright, I'm gonna get out of here. Yeah, I'm gonna get out of here. Can we have a staring contest?
Three, two, one.
Oh shit. You lost.
How do we do that?
Should I just...
What the...
All right, yeah, enough is enough.
Okay, let's get out of here.
All right, thanks for having me, bro.
Okay, I'll walk you out,
because I don't know if the door may have locked,
but let's put the cap on.
All right, cap on, Chad, cap on.
Cap on.
Okay.
All right, yep.
Let's get the...
Let's get the thing out of here.
Oh, no, Chad, we're gonna be black for a sec.
I wonder if these, oh it's an insurance company.
Oh, my bad.
All right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chatter black for a sec.
We're black for a sec.
Dan, it's already been an hour?
Maybe you should do a segreance, where you try to find
where a long neck has ended up, and you try to
put his body back together.
Bro, he's not that skinny.
He's like 30 pounds, bro.
No, because the wash, he was in a wash.
He probably dismembered his body.
You want to take the stairs?
Yeah.
Did your stream is going to go down?
No, I'm scared of the elevator.
Are you scared of me now?
Are you three years old?
Yes.
Have you ever been stuck in an elevator?
I have been stuck in an elevator.
It's the worst feeling ever.
Don't take it off, just.
Yeah, we're going to keep it black.
We're going to keep it black.
All right.
You want me to get you to take the screen back?
Oh, shit.
We gotta take it.
What the fuck?
Wait, we didn't...
Wait, we didn't pay the thing?
Fuck me, no way.
How much is it?
Wait, let me see.
Oh my god, don't take it off yet, right?
Let's get you.
Yeah, take it off in the car.
OK.
No fucking way.
Oh my god, $163?
Hold on, bro.
No, no, no, no, no.
There's no fucking way.
LA.
This is my first ever parking ticket.
This is fucking robbery.
I'm not paying this shit.
Come find me.
I don't give a fuck.
Come find me LAPD, I'm not paying the shit.
$163, no stopping, anti-gridlock zone.
No stopping, tow away.
I'm not paying the shit.
Can we go to the parking lot
wherever we can get in there?
Hold on, payment plans are available?
Payment is required within 21 calendar days
from issuance date.
Bro.
Chad, was that a...
Did I do good?
Versus the questions or did I...
Let me know, bro.
I try to make it as quick as possible, bro.
You gotta just rip off the band-aid as fast as you can.
Yes?
You actually need to go back to school.
Not bad, El segment.
It was funny.
You got cooked. Alright, let me call this number.
Let me call this fucking number. 866.
Oh, how did we...
I've reached the city of Los Angeles's parking violations bureau for English press one
but I'm not in a spaniel mark a little bit of those motherfuckers want me to pay for parking
in the country that I'm a citizen of the option that relates to your inquiry fucking bullshit
have your parking ticket number ready shut up check the amount to a parking ticket press
one to find out how to pay for your parking ticket press two for information on booted
or towed vehicles, press 3.
If you are calling because you believe you received a notice
in error, press 4.
If you believe that you received a purchase,
the option that Desk describes why you were noticed in error.
If your vehicle was stolen at the time the ticket was issued,
press 1.
If you did not own the vehicle at the time the ticket was
issued because you sold the car, press 2.
If you received a notice for a ticket which you believe
was not issued to your vehicle, press 3.
If you received a notice for a ticket that was paid or dismissed, press 4.
To repeat these options, press the star key.
Which one are the best chances to scan them for?
Press option, press 9.
Which one are the best?
1?
We're sorry, we did not receive your entry.
Please try again.
Choose the option that if you claim that your vehicle was not
at the location listed on the notice, please mail a copy of your vehicle
Registration and a letter explaining that fact the Bureau will research your vehicles description
vehicle identification number and
Registration month and year to see if the citation was issued in error
We sent all correspondence to the parking violation Bureau PO box
30247
Los Angeles, California
90030
Once again that fuck you
Ripping this shit, not paying this.
Paying a fucking parking ticket, you shitting me?
You fucking kidding me, bro?
What type of bullshit is that?
Alright, we're here.
He told me to go get some healthy food, or go pick up some healthy food.
Wait, that's illegal!
You can go to jail for that?
Yo, doc, yo, someone permanently banned D-A-A-K-E-R.
I don't give a fuck how long you've been watching me.
You're a fucking dork.
You're a loser.
permanently ban them.
It was a fake ticket, Chad.
The real one's in my pocket.
It was a fake one.
All right, Chad, we're at a place called Amazon Fresh.
Don't know what exactly that is,
but it's an Amazon grocery store.
I've never seen some shit like this in my life.
It's an Amazon grocery store.
They'll start getting late fees.
Bro, America in 2026,
you can't even park on the fucking street.
What a pathetic, pathetic rule.
That's why I need to be the new president.
Fucking hell.
I would do no parking tickets.
Park wherever the fuck you want, bro.
Free country.
All right, let me try outside this thing.
I'm
All right, let's go
Are you not fasting bro? My asthma is really bad. I can't
My eyes was really bad, but once it gets better
Once it gets better and I can eat again, then I'm gonna start fasting again.
But for now, um, no, I'm not.
So that's, um, that's the situation I'm dealing with right now.
But I'm not gonna eat on stream or anything.
I'm not gonna eat on stream, I'm not gonna do none of that, bro, so, yeah.
Once my azimuth feels better, I'm gonna do it.
Let's go get some healthy snacks for tonight, for later.
We gotta follow every segment.
chat I don't care how bad the segments are we need to follow them yo there's like
what the fuck start shopping
Fuck, I need an Amazon account.
I can't just...
I can't just pan to the front.
How do I...
Open your Amazon app?
Bro, what the hell?
Have you seen some shit like this?
Fuck that.
All right, what do we get?
I'm gonna start eating healthy.
I need to go on a healthy after all.
Chat, you know what's crazy?
Yes?
Can you scan this Amazon thing?
More carts in the back?
Where is that?
I don't know, bro.
Bro, Amazon is taking over everything.
Now they got fucking, like what the hell?
I want to make someone's day.
I want to make someone's day, chat.
What is this?
Nice?
Oh, I want to make someone's day, bro.
Someone who deserves it.
I'm going to figure it out.
Oh, you got it on that one?
Nice.
All right.
Have shopping bags or personal items.
I'm done.
Scan the items barcode and place it in the cart.
Start shopping.
Bro, this is some try hard shit.
Hold on.
Oh, here it is.
Yo!
Eleven dollars?
It's a fucking steal.
Alright.
Nice. Okay.
All right, we need healthy shit, what's healthy,
what's healthy, what's healthy?
You know what's crazy?
There's barely any employees here,
so they don't care about filming.
Fucking sick.
What is good for you that's healthy?
Give me ideas.
From now on, I'm eating clean.
Let me tell you why.
Because you eating clean helps your gut,
helps your skin, helps everything.
It's very fucking important.
Very, very fucking important.
Hello, sir.
Oh, wow.
You don't fuck with me.
Okay.
All right.
What can we get?
Ooh.
No, no, no, Ariane, do not.
Do not, do not do that, do not do that.
Broccoli, chicken, yo, Chash,
should I try to cook my own food tonight?
Yes or no?
It's not even a question, all right,
use your brain, bro, come on.
Chash, should I try to cook tonight?
It's funny you really talk to a lot of girls.
All right.
Yes?
These are not dead flowers, you fucking idiot.
Hello, sir.
Oh, what's that man, how you doing?
Thank you, bro, appreciate it.
What's like, what's something you can find
Only here that you can't find anywhere else.
Good prices.
Bro, these flowers are at 11 bucks.
Out for real?
Yeah.
I mean, the foods are all right right now.
We're shutting down in a couple weeks,
so the foods, this kind of like 70%.
They put it on a business?
Yeah, like all over.
Every Amazon fresh is getting shut down.
Yeah, I think they're like turning it on.
The whole foods or something.
Yo.
What the fuck?
Some of this shit is kind of high or whatever
for a lot of people.
I found a drink for like people know that it's gonna shut down. I don't really know to be honest. Oh my god. Oh, no
So I got to come back in a week you got to come back in a week. Yo
So nationwide everything's getting shut down
I think I think every other state or shut down
I was just California, man.
Oh my God, it's a chat.
Next week, come and get 70, so 70% off everything.
Yeah, I think everything.
Everything!
It's gonna be like Black Friday in this bitch.
It's gonna be just like Black Friday.
So I should come back in a week.
You can come back.
So, what am I, I'm wasting my money right now.
You might be wasting your money.
Okay, hold on, yeah, fuck that, okay, hold on.
I'm gonna just buy these and get out of here.
Thank you, brother, I appreciate that.
Real one.
Bro, he just moved it.
Yo, Amazon Fresh going out of business.
I don't fucking weigh.
We should come back, right?
Why would I waste my money if I can get 70% off?
Fuck, common sense.
Did you hear the news about the Amazon Freshers
going out of business?
Oh, okay.
What?
Of course, man.
If they come back in a week,
everything's gonna be 70% off.
No, I'm serious, I'm dead ass.
Because they're shutting them down.
Yes.
So, everything is gonna be 70% off.
That's all.
Much love brother. God bless. Yes sir.
Okay. Um, you should get some food now.
Alright.
I need some like healthy alternatives.
Like, yeah, let me see.
I want to cook.
It's so hard for me to learn how to cook.
That's why I need a girl, bro.
Someone to just...
Fuck man.
Um,
like what can I actually cook
myself
and do right?
that.
Ooh, I can make beef tacos.
Organic, grass-fed.
Wait, does that mean they're vegetarian?
What's the easiest meat to make?
Chicken? Beef?
Beef.
It's gotta be this.
Where you just put some fucking salt and pepper on this and just fucking cook it.
This isn't pork, retard.
This is not pork.
Not pork, beef, ground beef, you idiot.
You don't fuck that, you know the method?
The best thing to eat that's healthy, hot pockets.
All you gotta do is put it in the fucking microwave.
Literally, hot pockets, hot pockets, hot pockets.
Where can we find hot pockets?
Excuse me, quick question.
Do you know where the hot pockets are?
Yeah, I believe that they'll be in our first.
Thank you so much.
All right, let's go.
Damn, man, I feel like a single dad, shopping, fuck, hello, how are you doing, nice, wait,
nice.
Oh my God, I see a camera, I think it's a fucking bomb, holy shit, that girl just flinched.
All right, produce, is this produce?
Produce is where?
Oh
Also, you know it's so good. I love so how you doing today?
Chat she sticks oh my and you get turkey in them. What the fuck?
Give me some of these
This is actually a good idea, why are they going on a visit?
Oh sure, I gotta keep that in low.
Excuse me sir, do you know where the hot pockets are?
Okay.
Noice.
He said to eat healthy chat, we're gonna get a bunch of healthy stuff.
We're gonna get a bunch of healthy stuff, don't worry.
Hello, how you doing today?
How are you?
Doing good.
Do you know where the hot pockets are?
Hot pockets.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
Hot pocket, it's a meal.
You will eat for some meal.
Okay.
Oh, like the bread and the cheese.
Hot pocket.
I ate, you can find that sauce.
Okay, I'll eat.
Thank you so much.
Let's go.
Oh, excuse me then.
So sorry.
Okay.
Oh, excuse me then, so sorry.
I-L-A, chat, I-L-A.
I-L-A, I-L-A, I-L-A, I-L-A, I-L-A, I-L-A, I-L-A.
Let's see, ooh, I need toilet paper.
Sorry.
What's the best feeling toilet paper for your asshole?
Hold on.
Which one's the best one?
Because some of them have, like, paper.
Chat, what's the best brand for toilet paper?
Leaked, you're a dumbass.
Yeah, fuck off.
What's the best toilet paper brand?
Baby wipes?
Charming?
Charming, Charming, where's Charming?
Ultra strong, oh yes.
Nice.
Cool, cool, cool.
Grown ass man child.
Yo shut the fuck up.
By the way, chat, when you...
Actually that's not good over there.
Nice, okay.
All right.
Little target run there. What is on the press run whatever the fuck this place is she said aisle eight
I'll eat I'll eat I'll eat I'll eat I'll eat I'll eat I'll eat oh
My god, I'm back at home. Holy shit
Turkey and cheddar
What else
Damn, they don't have hot pockets.
Fuck it, it's all right.
Are Lunchables healthy, you think?
Lunchables are the next best thing.
Next best thing, what else?
Oh, you know what are the best?
Where you at?
These.
Chad, be honest, if you grew up eating these, yes or no.
These are so fucking good.
I love them.
Love these.
Also these.
The turkey.
The turkey subs oh my god, I remember as a kid they threw me on a ranch and I was just eating these all day, bro
fuck
Oh, yeah, that's good. Oh, yeah, that's good. I think we got everything we need Loki
Five-year-old diet GG you those are fire
Rich kid shit
Wait, that's like bougie
That shit is mad unhealthy
Elementary school memories, so I can't,
you know, when did this chat get so judgmental?
Holy fuck, I can't talk about my memories as a kid?
Everyone as a kid was eating the shit, everyone, what?
Get real food, you're gathering processed food?
Someone healthy, Kaylin Walker type of dinner, whatever.
All right, wait, it's missing all my items.
No wonder they're going out of business.
What the fuck, bro?
You're missing my yogurt?
Okay?
Flowers?
Lunchables.
This is why it's just better than DoorDash, bro.
Just DoorDash all your shit, bro.
Fucking hell.
Two.
Confirm.
Alright, we're done.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Quick little run.
Now I gotta ask someone what the next segment is.
I'm gonna be real, bro.
That's about to be just a bunch of random shit.
I don't go fuck.
It's gonna be a random stream, bro.
It's what y'all wanted, bro.
Solo IRL.
Not knowing what's next.
Fuck it.
Um, my receipt is correct.
Tap here to review your cart. Okay, got it. All of this for $37.
Let's say America is not the best country.
How do I pay?
Head to Dash Cart Lane?
Wait, what?
Wait, you still have to go through a lane after doing all that?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh, hell no.
I thought the whole point was for it to be automatic.
Those Girl Scout cookies?
Oh my god, we gotta support the business.
We're not stealing you idiots.
Bro I can't believe it.
You have to wait in the line even after scanning everything.
This is fucking insane.
Sorry would you say madam? Yes.
Go where?
Where?
Oh, oh!
Oh!
That's sick!
Whose card is that?
That's not mine.
Thank you so much.
What the hell?
Yo, that's sick, and you have to do shit. That's really not even my card. Fuck it
That is crazy
That is
What I like to what?
Of course, let's see what you guys have to offer. All righty
So that's how they get you. I'm only buying one box
What'd you say? Oh
Oh, I'm a YouTuber.
Oh.
So my favorite one, oh my god, you guys have it.
The channel?
Cheezer.
I watch YouTube all the time.
Who's your favorite YouTuber?
Oh, I don't know.
Who do you like to watch?
K-List.
Yeah, K-List, because I play Roblox.
Oh, you're a Roblox player.
Cool, cool, cool.
That's what I do.
Nice.
OK.
All right, I'll get one of these.
Sure, you don't want to do 5 for 30?
Let's do five for 30.
Sure, let's do five for 30.
Let's do five for 30. Sounds good. All right, so I pick five.
Wow, you're very good. She should get into sales. Yeah, right? She should get into sales. How can I say no to her?
Oh, I also have something for you guys.
There you go.
Yeah, I'll just pick five.
Nice.
Alright.
One, two, three.
Chad, what's your favorite cookies?
I hate these.
Do you guys like these?
Yeah, I like them.
Everyone likes these.
Yeah.
Um, I don't really like chocolate, but oh, these have chocolate in them.
That's fine.
Coconut.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
These were about lemon.
You like lemon?
Uh, I hate lemon.
One, two, three, four.
Can I just do four for 30?
Is that fine?
Okay, back, back.
Do you guys take crypto?
No, we don't.
Okay.
You take Apple Pay.
Apple Pay?
Um, okay.
Or like the tap?
Yeah.
Yeah, cool.
Okay.
Like the tap? Yeah. Yeah, cool.
We could I take a picture of you with them so I can show her mom? Of course.
So, um, what percent of the Girl Scout money do you guys get to keep?
We don't keep the money. We give it to our counselor and then we get to go to like Disneyland.
Ooh! That's sick. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Um, you have the physical card?
We don't usually work. Let me go out of here.
Okay. So the counselor takes out a Disneyland Universal. Sick.
I use my phone in the shower a lot so it's messed up. Oh my god. All right
Yeah, you have the card?
Let's try this
Alrighty some Girl Scout cookies. Let's go give these out
Okay, got it perfect. Thank you guys so much
Okay, sure. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it
I want to hold on these.
I should know how many hold all four of them.
We eating good tonight.
Nice to meet you guys. Good luck on selling out.
Are you guys going to stay here until it sells out?
Today we're only here until six.
Until six? Okay, cool. Nice. Well, thank you guys. Appreciate it.
How do you do YouTube videos on?
Um, like, um, I like film my relationships.
Oh, okay.
Stuff like that.
Oh, nice.
Cheezer. C-H-E-E-S-U-R. You'll subscribe? Thank you. Thank you so much.
Alright guys, have a great day.
Oh, we're gonna have a little bit of a collision, huh?
Alright.
What are y'all talking about?
I'm promoting my friend
Wait, no don't watch cheeser. Oh my god
Tell them not to oh my god. It's fine
That's bad, I don't think my content's any better. I'm gonna be honest
Bro, what type of... look at my trunk! How does this make any sense?
We got a wheelchair, a suitcase and a fucking table.
I should have told him phase rug.
My god, all right
Yeah, bro, didn't I say I was on a healthy journey?
Pro, but like how can you say no to a bunch of amazing hard-working people?
Okay, we'll be all right. We will be all right. Let's go
I can't believe these fuckers gave me a parking ticket.
Oh my God, all right.
You forgot to ask them what to do next?
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
I forgot to ask the family.
Release the neon files?
Bro, what is, that's not even a funny joke, bro.
Someone's been been the word files out of my chat, bro. That shit is not cool, bro
Go back and do what you're lazy
Yo, bro, I don't think you understand. I'm dealing with some serious neck pain right now
I'm dealing with some serious fucking neck pain for real
The Rockets are down 11 to the Charlotte Hornets. I can't oh my god, bro. What a joke. Oh, just be oh, no
Go back and tip them why don't you come and do it we are in and see no at Amazon fresh come and tip them yourself, bro
Holy shit, I gave him 30 bucks, bro. It's a lot of money
It doesn't even go to them if it went to them it's going to the school bro the school bro
You know what they're doing? You know what the school does with the gold Girl Scout money?
They have staff parties chick-fil-a
They're not doing it for the kids. It's fucked up, bro
I'm telling you but the schooling system is terrible, bro
All the staff having parties bro after school after this kids leave. That's what they're using the money for bro
I know how this shit works
Thank you, thank you if it was more than hell. Yeah, take 500 bucks. Well take 150 bucks, but like no, bro
They're scamming us and they have children working to funnel their their their party needs and their alcohol addictions
It's fucking insane, bro. We need to fucking cancel these schools. All right, should have given straight to the kids
Yeah, but we're not gonna get that conversation, bro. I don't want to get wiped off the planet
I'm not gonna get into it was I cooking until then
Okay, all right, um cooking segment you never went to school. I know I didn't and that's why I ended up like this
And now y'all gotta deal with it
All right
You can personally tip shut the fuck up. I
Didn't think that far. Yeah, I didn't think it through. Okay, cool question brother
What do you I forgot to ask the family outside? What do you what do you think we should do next?
Anything literally anything you think we what?
What are the pawn shops?
Think you can pawn.
A pawn shop?
Pawn shop.
Let me see if there's any pawn shops around here.
Chad, you know it's crazy.
I've never been to a pawn shop on stream.
I just got a text.
How much would you charge for a one hour collab?
Chad, how do I respond?
What do we say?
A W-I-D-A?
That is a W-I-D-A low key.
All right.
Okay, Mia, can you send me the nearest pawn shop?
All right, actually, I got it.
I just don't know if they'll let us film.
Fuck you, let's go see.
All right, it is, oh, it's 16 minutes away.
Not bad, not too shabby, let's go.
How much should I say for a one hour collab?
I think I started at 50K.
Ask them, what's the budget?
Help me negotiate, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
Tell me your affordance to your manager.
That's so like, like, try to imagine something.
Like imagine, bro, that's like a dick move, bro.
I feel like if you have a manager, you have an ego.
I have a manager, I don't have an ego,
but it's like a different situation.
But damn, bro, this place is really going out of business,
bro, that's fucking crazy, bro.
Depends on the person.
You're not high, 5K, 50, holy, you ain't worth 50K an hour.
Who you feeling like 50K?
I literally bring on people for free.
What are y'all talking about, bro?
So you're telling me if a Dubai millionaire
didn't hit you up and ask for a price,
you're not fucking saying 50K?
Like, come on, bro.
Bozo's going broke, damn right, damn right.
You know what?
Just to show y'all I'm not money hungry.
I'm doing a $75 Zell giveaway.
Actually, then y'all gotta get my number, fuck it.
We'll do it next week.
That's different, thank you.
Thank you, bro.
I've had an NFL player get ass to my face,
Brandon I.U.K.
BM me into the 100K for a collab.
100K?
Are you fucking serious?
I don't get what's up with these NFL players
trying to ask for money, bro.
It's insane.
Let's just buy it out, have fun,
come, promote your business, show some love, like.
It's easy.
Yo, let's get them live.
Oh, shoot, what a rock.
I'll get it again, just call me later.
Okay, all right.
Peace.
Bro, you're not worth $10.
Listen, bro, y'all treat me like some fucking,
like I don't even know what the word is called, bro.
Put some fucking respect on my name, bro, real shit.
It's because they hear about the amount
of money streamers make.
We don't make as much as people think.
Let me clear this up, bro.
Motherfuckers think we're racking in millions of dollars,
bro, it is not like that.
Only the top of the top make that money, bro.
Everyone else is working their ass off, bro,
just like everyone else.
This isn't an industry where you come in
and you just make money just like that.
And if you do it for money, it's not gonna work.
You think I give a fuck about money?
Look how I'm wearing, look at the clothes I wear.
I wear the same shoes every day.
You think I care about money, bro?
You think I give a fuck about money?
Let's be honest.
I don't, I have one car and it's fucking broken
and I'm still not even fixing it,
because I don't care.
Like, bro, money is the root to all evil.
That is why.
All right, keep your NAC up, man.
Thanks, bro.
Not saying that.
You're a stingy Indian.
All right, I hate rich people.
Me too.
How do you think I feel?
My fuckers find private jets, all this shit.
Like what?
But guess what?
You go there and you experience what they experience
and you understand these people aren't really happy.
These people are on 10 different drugs at once
to even feel something.
They can't feel anything, bro.
The richest people in the world, they can't feel anything.
Unless they have God in their life and they're religious
or whatever it is, they don't feel their numb.
They're numb, bro.
That's why people go and do shit on these islands
like these fucking weirdos are doing, bro,
because they are numb, bro.
They need things to fill in the void in their heart, bro.
They're fucking weird, bro.
Y'all don't get it, bro.
Ironic?
So what is one weird thing I do?
Since y'all think I'm weird?
And by the way, yo, I'm starting to see comments
when Ryan Garcia was talking about the whole Epstein shit
everything all the comments they're like oh look at me on body language he's
definitely a part of what's the weird shit that they do like shut the fuck up
bro what are you talking about give children flowers it's so bad that it's
2026 and this generation is so fucked you can't give people flowers like are
Are you guys good?
You smell seeds?
That was a year ago.
And not only did it to my dad once.
Fucking Larry Wheel smelled his wife's seat.
Y'all don't say anything?
And he's 39.
They're just weird.
It's all right, bro.
You know, the internet just don't hate
and talk shit and all that.
You know, we should have the pawn shops chat.
We should try to pawn something
and try to sell it at the another pawn shop for profit.
Oh my God, I'm a fucking, I'm like Mozart.
I'm at the most art of streaming.
That's his wife?
When am I gonna find my wife?
Bro, I'm gonna be honest with y'all.
Can I be honest with y'all with this nightmare I had?
Can I be honest with y'all and tell me what this means?
Like, real shit?
Just don't look at me weird and know me weird.
I want to be open-booked to y'all.
Bro, I had a dream, I had a dream, a nightmare that I couldn't get out of, that my dog was
burning alive.
I swear to God.
And then fireworks started shooting in the background as a celebration.
I don't know what the fuck is happening with my brain bro, but my little brother lit fireworks
while the dog was burning alive.
Bro, I don't know.
Like, dude.
It was a nightmare bro.
It was so bad.
You're weird. It's my- it's a nightmare, you idiot!
It's a fucking nightmare!
Some things you keep to yourself?
Oh my god.
fuck
who the fuck has nightmares?
normal human?
everyone has nightmares bro
in the weird part
let me stop
what the fuck is wrong with you?
I don't know bro, I don't know
I need like shit, I don't know bro
like a like a like a like a cleanse like a fuck I don't know how to describe it I'll
eat your dog I would not let you do that smoke weed you won't dream but I'm gonna
be real bro smoking weed is not it like I don't care what y'all say shit's just
not good for you bro and I'm gonna be honest you know what I'm gonna be
completely honest with y'all I'm gonna be honest as you know maybe something
Yeah, sometimes you leave off-streaming, right?
Getting too comfortable with this fucking camera.
Check into rehab.
Brother.
I'm gonna just say, I'll give a fuck.
Chat, you know, I haven't smoked in like eight months.
nine months
Maybe longer maybe like over a year, but you know, um, you know, I live by myself right by myself late at night
And I was very very very, you know sad
You know lonely you're sitting there and I used the app
Okay, I use the app to order this like I'm beyond say five days ago
I use the app to order some saw okay, I didn't smoke any of it when it came
I sat it down on the table and I stared it and I thought what the fuck am I doing? I didn't smoke it. I swear
I'm not smoking. It was just sitting right there. It's still probably sitting there. I told myself. I'm not gonna do this. I
Swear I swear I swear I swear
So don't fall into these little things man. Have some self-control have some
Like like like be a man exactly crib-ass give out. I was on FaceTime and I showed him it and everyone's like don't like no
No, and I was like, yeah, you're right. What am I doing? And I didn't do it
So now I'm down a hundred bucks and I have like
10 blunts, so can someone buy this weed off me?
Can someone buy this weed off me?
Respect bro, yeah bro!
Yeah bro.
Bro acts like something is wrong with smoking.
Why even say this?
You fucking murdered egos.
Everyone is different, I'll buy it right now.
In Ramadan, no bro, Ramadan bro, I'm on a very, very, very, very, very different journey right now, bro.
Like for real, like no clubs, no parties, no girls, no nothing bro, just me, myself and I.
In the camera, that's it bro.
That's the journey I'm on.
And if you're with it, if you're with it, if you're with it, if you're not, you're not bro, that's just what I'm on.
It's a holy month, man.
Can't ruin it.
I'm so proud of you, I appreciate it.
It's so funny. I'm missing the Hispanic people were in the chat, and they're so nice now. It's flooded with you fucking retard
I can't I hate y'all. I have I know why why like you guys are so weird
Holy shit
We're a minute away from the place over here actually
Like all this baby were so nice like oh, that's you're such a nice prayer like all this shit, and now I want to be such pussies, bro
It's talking about selling drugs though
No, no, no, I want my money back.
What did I do?
Nah, that's cool.
You showed Viet Bunny's jugs during Ramadan,
I didn't set that up.
I didn't know that was gonna happen.
I had no idea.
McKinley Tweet, what did she tweet?
Let's check.
What's her Twitter?
McKinley.
bro what the fuck just popped up and I searched up her name oh my god um all right
what where are you the type of kid in school as do you also nerdy I barely went
to school all right we're here chat about the first palm shop we'll see what we can
find let's go
Do they let you film at pawn shops?
You gotta find out.
So they all close at like 6 p.m.
So we gotta get a move on.
Let's see what we can find, man.
Is this a pawn shop?
Surgery center, oh shit.
Wait, where's it?
Oh, it's that way, okay, better.
Buy a gun, get gold.
Let's see what deals we can find.
My goal is to flip this shit.
I want to flip it.
Paw in the wheelchair.
Oh my God.
Mia, can you pull the car up a little?
Chad, I just want to see what they're going to give.
I'm not actually going to give it.
I just want to see what the price would be for a wheelchair.
Can you pull up the car?
Thank you.
Actually, I got it.
You know what?
Let me drive my car for the first time.
Chad, I've had this car for a year.
I've never driven it.
Look at this shit.
Look at this big bitch.
I got it.
Thank you
Yo, my first what the hell
Beef jerky under her fucking seat. It's gonna make her feet smell. Yo
Apple chicken with hair in it
Eww
All right
How do I start it
I'm going to the bridge.
Bro low key?
Shit!
Fuck.
I fucked up. I fucked up.
Fuck! How do I get back?
Brom is going in circles!
Am I clear?
Am I clear fuck the sons of my eyes
Am I good, GCD?
Am I clear of the trash can?
Am I clear, GCD?
Am I clear on that side?
Okay.
Yo, I'm doin' it!
Now what? How do I get back?
Huh, I'm like, what?
What the fuck am I doing?
We'll just park it here for now
Fuck!
I'm not glad bro.
Can you tell me to come and help me fix this?
Fuck.
Is the car still on?
I'm not glad.
I thought it was open or I was going to start driving.
Not a good idea.
Chad, I think my trunk is broken.
How do you do it?
I unlock it.
Here's the key.
How do I?
Oh my god, I can't do shit myself, bro. This is so bad
I
Let's go.
Holy shit.
I'm not a client.
I feel like we can look, you flip this.
You do, you flip this?
400 bucks?
Chai, I paid 400 for this.
How much you think we can get back in return?
I paid $400.
How much you think I'm gonna get?
What y'all think?
About $100?
I paid 500.
Let's see.
They better get me right.
Let's see if we can flip it.
I'm not gonna lie.
I wanna turn this into a band
and then give the band a way to a homeless person.
Let's see what happens.
Let's see what happens, man.
Oh, that's fucking sick.
They got a hell of a shit.
But I need to start going to pawn shops.
Hello, sir.
Hi.
You guys take real churns?
You're not anything medical related?
No.
OK, no worries.
We just want to look around to see if we can find some steel.
Is that OK with you?
Thank you.
Shall I just leave this?
Well, if you have to give a price, though, just.
I have no idea, bro.
Yeah, OK, no worries.
Can you take this back to the?
Maybe I'll do it.
All right, let's look around.
Is that an AP?
No.
Wow.
This is so long ago.
All right, let's see what we can find.
Let's see what we can find here.
Let's see what we can find.
Let's get a little steel, huh?
Let's get a little steel.
Any rollies?
Anybody?
This Cartier?
Empty box?
What the fuck?
chat so the thing is we're gonna go and we're gonna get something from here and
we're gonna sell it to another pawn shop and make money it's a method oh my god
that's a Rolex
what the fuck
excuse your quick question
first what's up brother how you doing?
Shalom bro. First of all, these, oh, you guys have a lot of watches. Cool. Oh my purses as well
No, no, no
This is this is a sick shop, so what I'm doing is I'm a streamer
I'm trying to find some steels and just trying to try to flip it
See what happens
Okay
Can I just get the prices on a few things?
First off, how much is this amazing, beautiful woman's Rolex over here?
This one, unfortunately, doesn't come with like, box or papers.
Oh.
They just don't watch by itself. It's a 1987. We're asking 7.5 for that.
7.5K?
Yeah.
It's a mid-sized ladies' Rolex.
Jubilee. Everything yellow, you see, it's a concurrent gold.
Okay.
36 millimeter, correct?
Yeah. That one's 31, I believe.
Oh, 31? Okay.
Cool. Here you go.
Um, can I see that iced out Rolex right there? Thank you. I want to leave here with something like
Something cool
Oh, holy shit, this is this is one of boxing papers
What's the clarity I don't know the clarity, okay, whenever it's like
Like second hand, they don't usually have, like,
they lose the box of papers sometimes.
Got it.
We're asking 11.5 on that one.
11.5K.
Yeah.
OK, chat.
Help me out.
Let me know if these are good deals.
Do any of these have paper?
We're open to offers.
Oh, negotiations.
Yeah.
But it fit you?
Nice.
My whole goal is to resell these.
Wait, oh wait.
By the way, do you guys take credit card?
Yeah.
Perfect.
OK.
Let's get to work, shall we?
Let me see some cool finds here.
Maybe not watches, because I do have a watch plug.
Maybe we can go for something different.
How much is that Louis purse over there?
Is that pink or is that white and black?
Beautiful.
Very, very beautiful.
I actually bought this for someone, but in a different color, but this exact design.
It was beige and white.
Nice.
Uh, how much is this one going for?
And is this newer used?
Uh, it looks brand new.
Brand new.
Barely used.
Barely.
This one was asking $3,000.
$3,000?
Not bad.
Not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad, not bad,
Be honest, I know you're a salesman, but what is my best bet for value at a place like this?
Well, we're pretty fair on everything. It's not like the old days where the pawn shops
was like this shady guy. I didn't know pawn shops had expensive stuff like this.
We're all connected to the DOJ and all that, so everything goes to the background check.
Interesting.
Yeah, so you don't have to worry about something being stolen or something like that.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh who are those signed by Mike?
Okay
Interesting
Do you guys have gold bars?
Not bars, no.
We just have the jewelry.
Just jewelry? Okay.
Mmmm.
I want to get something cool.
2% interest on short term loans.
You guys give loans here?
Yeah. We do collaborate on loans.
What does that mean?
Based off of your item? Like let's say you bring this thing, depending on what they go for on average, we give you a percentage of that, and then your loan is good for 4 months.
So you can come back pick it up any time and then we use the cash for the whatever you need.
You don't have to pay anything
I get it sick
Damn stop wasting your time. I'm not wasting your time. I'm buying something. I just got to figure out what exactly I want to buy
Because I am trying to flip this
Chat what's the best like margins jewelry?
No gold
Okay
Do you guys all guns?
Okay, okay, okay, let's see here watch repair
Because anything I mean, oh, it's a is that a sign Jordan Jersey. Yeah. Oh
Oh
You don't know if it's for sale
Oh the owners damn
It's been here for 15 years
Yeah, it's signed by Jordan that has the certified stamp on it.
Shit, that's a sick jersey.
This one's signed by Michael Jackson.
You did a charity with the artist that's about to name the artist.
Oh my god.
This is number 104 out of 250.
Oh my god, that's beautiful.
Michael Jackson.
Yeah.
How much is that one?
Chad, if it's under, if it's under,
if it's under three bands are buying it.
If it's under three cameras buying it.
If it's under three cameras, I don't wanna say loud
because then he's gonna hear.
If it's under three cameras, I'm buying it.
That would be so tough.
Ready?
Three thousand.
Oh my God!
And that's his like, did he?
He actually signed it on there.
Yeah.
Like, this isn't like a,
3K for a mic.
You have a certification?
Oh, shit.
Oh, that could just take your word.
Well, it's got a signature on it, but you can also cross that.
You can also get it out there to find it.
I just want to make, okay.
If you look, if you Google signature, it looks exactly.
Could you do 2250?
I
Sorry my brain messed up 2000
How you doing brother
Oh, he doesn't want to be happy.
Bro, wait, I know...
Chat, I know the people...
What do you mean? I did a stream. I know the people that have all the Michael Jackson stuff in a bunker.
What is the word called? A hanger.
So I can just show them this.
Hold on, let me call them.
Wait!
Let me just call the guy.
Please answer.
Please fucking answer.
So
3500 or 2000 yeah, is that the owner in there?
Yo, what's up, brother? I know this is random. I'm on stream quick question
But I'm not a pawn shop. I know you guys have all the Michael Jackson stuff look at this painting
His signature is right there. Where's it? Which one is it?
His signature is right there. Have you seen this painting before?
No, is that what artist, what's his name?
DaVinci?
I know, what is that?
Ro Wownet?
Ro Wownet.
Ro Tissery?
Haha, Ro Tissery.
I don't know, but it's big units for $3,000.
Is that a good one?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Oh my god, the goat, the legend!
What's up, sir?
How you doing?
Yeah, good.
Good to see you.
Yeah, it's pretty good. Oh my god the goat the legend. What's up? What's up, sir? How you doing?
Good to see I miss you man
Wait like a crypto coin. Yeah, okay bet
Okay, perfect. Let's talk off stream
Okay, all right, so you think it's a good deal for that
But that like okay, but it's like has has your dad sir have you seen this painting before?
Yes, sir
Right here, oh sorry right here
It was like a charity event that day.
It was a charity event they did.
I can look it up if you want.
Can you, is there anything you can look it up and give me,
and let me know as soon as you can?
Yeah.
They go back and then let me take a photo real quick.
Yeah, yeah, sir.
Show us again, we'll take a photo.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let me see.
You can go there.
And then maybe look at the signature.
Oh, but Michael signed it.
Okay, yeah, here I got you.
You have some saying Michael Jackson himself signed it.
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty true.
That's the real signature.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, you're on taxi right now.
Okay.
All right.
Cheers.
So those are people.
I did a stream.
I went to a hangar and they had like $500 million worth of all Michael Jackson stuff.
Oh cool.
Sick.
So that's why I was just, I'm going to wait until they respond but I really like that.
That is fire.
Chad, would that look nice in my crib?
Would that look nice in the crib?
How long has it, have you guys had this for?
A long time.
Long time?
Yeah.
Bro, and that's not a print, right?
That's not a print.
You asked just to make sure.
I don't know if they probably printed it
because it's the number 250 out of 1 and 4.
Yeah.
They probably printed it and both the artist
then signed it.
Yeah, but the signature is not a print.
No.
OK.
No.
That's the one that was, this is the print.
That's the artist, but he signed it
That's Michael signature cool. Could you possibly get a price for that and see if you would sell it?
Yeah
Wait
It's mine for 2,500 so I'm getting a steal I'm getting a steal right now
They don't want to sell Jordy?
I think this has been here for too long.
Damn!
OK.
Sorry, I'm asking a lot of questions.
I want to make sure I buy the right thing.
What is that exactly?
It's a Van Gogh painting, but it's not painted by Van Gogh.
Somebody else painted his painting, basically.
OK.
How much is that one going for?
Right, but I have a model game.
I don't know.
Are you trying to pick up the heads of the book?
Yeah.
I don't know.
How much is the Van Gogh parking?
Checked by the Michael Jackson?
I think it's fire.
Well, that's fucking sick.
But we have like three more pawn shops, fuck what I do.
We don't have to force it if there's not a crazy steal.
You get the microject, and I got a guy who offered me five
grand, and just cut it on a lay week,
because he didn't have a cash.
It's working.
And that one's $2,500?
Yes.
Pat would look so sick.
It's like he painted it to different artists.
That's not the name, it's Jay.
J.P. Morgan.
That's sick.
check
okay
uh...
okay
uh...
and talk to my hands real quick
deal
quick question
fucking piece of shit
Sorry.
Quick question.
This is, they're giving it to me for $2,000.
This Michael Jordan, or Michael Jackson painting
with his signature authentic right here.
Do you think this is nice?
What?
He said no?
You gotta make sure it's a no bro.
It is, what do you mean about, bro, this is real.
Are you on a pawn shop right now?
Yes, and they can hear you.
I'm sorry, we just gotta,
do you have this authenticated?
It's authenticated, right?
Isn't it, you have to talk to him.
You can have it.
Oh, they don't have the authentication yet.
Yeah.
Is there like a picture?
No?
All right, let me see what my heart tells me.
All right, bye.
Do you have a picture of the authentication?
We don't, if we had it, we would give it to them.
Fuck.
That's
Because I saw one that sold for 2400 online with the authentication
You might be getting a coke
Next okay, let me I just need something
These are damn I didn't burrow pawn shops are sick
Seriously
Oh shit up and running for 30 years. It's my birthday. Yes
No, I thought he was gonna give me something for free
I can't thank you though
Flip a guitar, okay, maybe
Gibson, what's that?
How much is that one for?
100?
Oh, shit.
Alright, please help me out, brother.
What's something that's not insanely expensive that could flip?
What's my best bet?
Oh, that's sick.
That is sick.
How much is that one going for?
400?
Yeah.
Oh
Okay, okay
And this is a certificate certification
Wow, oh, it's a there's a picture of him literally signing it
And chat here's a certification
All real magic Johnson and Michael Jordan and it's signed by both or one of them
just magic okay you said 400 is there any possible way you could do 300 please
brother please and I'm gonna come back and bring some stuff to pawns
300 please brother we build a relationship as friends and we and we
grow our businesses together
I'm gonna bring some army and food up and I'm gonna bring arm on me comes to LA
Out the door 350 okay, do you guys have baby wipes or wipes to see how it is a little
perfect
Oh
Good as new
Chas magic Johnson the top player in the NBA of all time. Yes or no
He just signed a lot of stuff like Jordan didn't sign a lot, but magic sign
Like a lot of stuff. Oh, so then we can do 300
So you think if I bring this another pawn shop, they'll buy it
We're like all only shop around that really deals with everything okay, so much of just deal with like certain items
It's up for 350 on eBay.
This one?
Yeah.
I'll look for you in the description.
Yes!
Let's fucking go!
Thank you!
Woo!
We did it.
That's how you do it, Chad.
Half the price from 500 to 300.
Everyone come to this pawn shop. They'll give you the same deals. Let's fucking go
Thank you, brother. I really appreciate it. How where do I pay?
Come on now we better watch this bro. I'll flip this shit. I'm charging a thousand dollars for this painting
Let's go
Thank you so much brother. You didn't have to do that. You're a very kind man
Thank you so much and I can just walk out with it bro I was born to be a fucking business
man thank you so much chat our first stop we got a damn it's heavy we got a $300 oh
oh yep the certification yep yes sir amazing $300 for a magic johnson signature
with Michael Jordan, caressing him from the back.
This is great.
This is fucking amazing.
Okay, nice.
And look, right here.
Oh, this is beautiful.
Let's go resale this.
Wish me luck, brother.
Thank you.
Appreciate you.
Nice to meet you as well.
All right.
Damn, bro.
I'm him.
Oh my God, should we just keep this?
Should we just keep this?
Fuck the segment, this shit tough.
Should we just keep this chat?
This shit nice.
300 bucks for this?
The fuck?
I just scammed him.
I'm living up to the name.
For my setup low key.
Low key or should I just go to pawn shops
and get a bunch of cheap shit
and put it around my setup?
That's low key to move.
Yeah, excuse me.
Oh my God, it's slipping.
It's slipping, it's slipping.
Thank you.
All right.
Oh, yeah, I can't.
I'll try to use my foot.
Thank you, brother.
I appreciate it.
Chad, listen.
If I can resell it, I'm going to try it.
There's another pawn shop that's right around here, and if not, worst case, I'm going to
just keep it.
Not worst case, I'ma just keep it.
But I'm not gonna lie, bro.
This is, it's like heavy duty, it's sick, $300 flat,
no tax, no nothing.
That is how you fucking do it, bro.
Don't ever doubt me, bro.
Don't ever fucking doubt me.
I do this shit.
I'm a master negotiator.
All right, where do I need to go next?
Oh, here, let me see.
what is this?
oh my god they're all about to close
oh it's closing soon
what does that mean?
soon? 6 p.m. we got time
we got watches, they got instruments
they got everything alright let's go
let's go chat let's go to the next one
Let's go chat, let's go to the next one.
Let's go.
Alright.
So we got this for $300, realistically I scammed him, you know?
I got a good deal.
This is fucking sick.
This is great.
Wait.
Oh, there we go.
This is it.
This is fucking great.
Wow.
I can't believe I did that.
Okay, cool.
So let's put this over there.
All right, next stop, next pawn shop.
Let's see what we get.
Two legends going against each other, bro.
You know how much effort it took for him to sign this, bro?
He's fucking sick.
Tell the other pawn shop you paid 800, okay?
Oh my God, watch and learn, chat.
Watch and fucking learn.
How far is the other place from here? The victory one?
From the other one?
So I'll go to the other one first?
Yeah, yeah. That one's closer, right?
Okay, cool.
Magic Johnson signature is only worth $100 to $200?
It's $150 on eBay.
What?!
I just found it. $150 on eBay.
Wait, was that one signed though?
Hold on.
It was.
And it was a bigger signature.
And a bigger painting.
I got a neon hub calling me a stupid G and the word Jeets banned so the kid's putting
a 3 instead of an E. Imagine putting a 3 instead of an E you fucking loser. Wait isn't that
My name?
Yeah, it is.
I can't believe this shit.
I can't fucking believe this shit.
I'm calling this next place and seeing if they take wheelchairs.
We have to give up the wheelchair to get my money back, bro.
This is fucking insane.
Where's the wheelchair?
Oh, it's in the back.
It's in the back.
There you go.
Thank you.
Hello, how are you doing today?
Hello?
Hello, how are you doing today?
Good, how are you?
I'm doing great myself.
Quick question, do you guys accept wheelchairs?
No sir.
Okay.
Alright, we'll be here in a second.
Thank you, bye bye.
Rude?
What the fuck?
Road
Whatever seven minutes away chat seven minutes
Look at neon hub. It's another Jeep. It's your auntie
Bro. Oh my god. Yeah, if Indians running the store, it's actually over. It's actually over bro
I'm walking. I swear to God if I say if I see any that the fucking register. I'm walking out
I'm walking out right away right away, bro
I'm gonna get finessed somehow bro somehow some way bro oh my god so this
wasn't a stealing I didn't get a discount he said just for me though 300 like
when they say just for you that's how they get you because then you start
feeling a connection with them and they're nice to you that's fucking crazy
now I think it's a good deal bro I think it's a good deal I think cuz look it
It says, um, it's like silver over here too, it's like silver, that's great, I'll fuck
with this.
Thank you brother, I appreciate you whoever stole me that.
Thank you bro.
Eugh.
Indian scams, indio, alrighty, hello let's see what we can find, four minutes away, you
got a fair deal, thank you bro, like bro they've been running for 30 years, how do you think
they run?
How do you think they're running this shit?
How about I just end you?
What the fuck?
Yo, Mali kick, what is wrong with you?
He's through the chat just said, how about I just end you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What's up, Fredster?
Go get it appraised?
Bro, there's no reason to get it appraised, bro.
I got my price, I know exactly how much it's worth.
It's worth 500 bucks, and that's what we're selling it for.
I'm not taking no dime less, no dime more.
I'm gonna be very, very clear of my prices.
I'm selling this for 500 bucks, and that's it.
Wait till magic dies, it will be worth more.
What is, you know, someone's time back it up, bro.
That is so fucked up, bro.
What is wrong with you, bro?
Genuinely.
Seek help.
That is insane to say.
Insane, bro.
He's not lying.
Bro.
Go back.
You know, smoke, what am I going to do?
Beg for refund saw how it works, bro. It's final sales the pawn shops
I'm not gonna let's watch is were how expensive because I know watches
That I stopped watch is worth
5k max
5k maybe 6k max
And I was selling for 11
That Rolex was worth
There would be say seven seventy-five hundred that works is worth like four maybe four forty-five
But no papers no box no papers that willx is worth like three max
It's all right, I love watches too bad I can't afford another one yet. It's all right
No, I start watch costs 5k self-made you're a fucking 17 year old Brit. How would you know what I start watch cost, bro?
I've got a sniper lined up to your head. All right, I'm
Like is there any mom do I have any mods in here? Are you just like seeing this and laughing do something about it?
Kick is down right now? No way. No fucking way. Alright, we are two minutes away! Two
minutes remaining! In the fourth quarter. Let's see how we can find out. Okay, it's
about to be everyone's time to break their fast. Hold on. Um, mugger time. I'm not eating
because- for the Muslims in the chat. Um, let me see. Oh, 20 minutes, nice! Y'all can
Break your fast in 20 minutes, sick.
All right, we can do eating segment then.
We can do a little eating segment, maybe some,
looks like a fun way to do eating, like a bachi,
I don't know, we got things, something else.
Do you want your neck to, maybe look, seek help, bro.
Wait, MCAB, MCAB, say oh God.
That is facts, when I do get Michael Jordan on stream,
I should just get him to sign it.
Bad.
Muslims are weird. Yo, listen bro, what we're not gonna do is disrespect any religions bro, especially mine bro. Watch your fucking mouth. Or what? No cursing. Watch your mouth. Watch your mouth, bro.
We are all in this world and we are all the same, okay? Just believe in God, man. It's all that matters.
MJ don't know you. One day I'm gonna get the MJ stream. I'm gonna laugh in your face, bro. Even if it's just a dab up.
It thinks his life has value. Are you talking about me?
It thinks his life has value.
Performative ass religion. I keep hearing this performative word. What does it mean?
What does it mean?
Let me ask.
What does it mean to be performative?
And why y'all call me it? Like I'm some, like, object.
the fuck it means fake okay quick question how much how much does magic
Johnson's signatures sell for
magic Johnson's autographs can vary widely in price depending on what you're
buying in its condition for example a sign Jersey can go for around $550
while assigned photo with an inscription might be listed at about 1700
authenticated items range from a few hundred to around 1700 dollars depending on rarity and
inscription. Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go. Let's fucking go.
Oh my god, that's crazy.
Random question. I'm about to go to a pawn shop to try to sell this and flip it. But what segment
should I do after? Pick one thing that I should do in this world and I will go do it no matter what
you say, no matter how bad it is, no matter how evil it is, I will do anything you say. Just let
me know right now. I'm really glad you're excited about your next step, but I don't want you to
do anything harmful or reckless. If you're looking for a good pivot, maybe focus on a passion project
or skill you want to develop, like investing,
starting a side hustle, or even learning a new craft,
with something you've always wanted to try.
A pocket pussy.
That's a cool idea.
Pawn shops can definitely be a great place to start flipping,
especially if you know what to look for.
Are we almost there?
We're here?
We're here, Chad. We're here. We're here. We're here. We're here.
Bro, I wanna do a segment where I rent out a taxi and become a taxi driver.
The problem is I can't drive on the highway.
But we gon' figure it out. We gon' figure this bitch out.
You could do Uber? No, I want a taxi and I want to have that uniform. That's actually a great idea
It's just how do I get people to get in? Oh, I gotta go to Hollywood Boulevard
Grown-ass man can't drive in the highway
You'd crash
They can really sue me for being a fake taxi driver and crashing right probably ask him all right chat
We're at the next pawn shop
Let us see what we can get we are at we are $300 deep in right now
We are $300 in let's see
All we can get
Okay, so close my door. I just put another bet in my car. I'm done
This it oh
Oh
How you doing brother Salamu alaykum
Alhamdulillah Ramadan Mubarak my brother give me give me ten minutes. I'll be right back
Okay
Watch your joke is this it no that's a pawn shop right? Okay. There's one right here. I'll go to this one first
Hello, how are you guys doing today? Do you guys take signed memorabilia? If possible?
So I paid a thousand. I was wondering what you would offer. This is a Magic Johnson.
He signed it with his right hand. I have the certification in the back. Let me pull it
So, one second.
Seriously?
Yeah.
Oh, thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
I thought I would never meet you, but it was a pleasure to meet you.
Here we are.
Thank you, man.
I heard this is the best pawn shop in town.
We're just testing it out on string.
Okay, so these are the certifications.
This is a picture of him with his shirt off, signing it.
Here you go, sir.
Here you go.
So I paid a thousand, I'm willing to work with you.
You want to sell it? Yes sir.
You pay the dollar and you want more than it does.
I mean if possible.
Yeah.
Let me do some research.
Okay, thank you brother. No rush. Do you want some water?
You want some water? No, I'm good, I'm good.
Okay.
Oh, you want, okay, you can take it.
No, no, I'm good.
Yes sir.
Oh, nice. I think it's going to work.
Oh, this should be my new side hustle.
Is he gonna search it up?
Search it up, fuck.
Oh my god.
Need a research.
How you doing today?
Is this a family owned business?
Nice.
Always keeping the family very good.
Bro, fuck.
Someone make a listing for 1K.
Make a listing on the AP4-1K.
Make a listing on the AP4-1K area, fuck off.
Stop calling me it.
Oh my god.
Are they the ATM?
They're ready to go.
Oh my god, he's calling me.
Hello, sir.
I want to buy it, the problem is that you paid $1,000 for it, I can't pay that kind of puncher.
I have to give you the last one. I can't come close to $1,000, I can't even be near $1,000.
If you go around, get some prices, see what you can do, I would love to help you out, but I can't do that.
Okay, what's the yeah, we specialize jewelry, no worries
Okay, well if you had to give me any price it could be anything what would you be willing to give
For this amazing signed Hall of Famer
Laker legend you're in Los Angeles. I know
No, I know who you are, I would love to purchase something, because I know that I have it from you as well, not just beside the magic, you as well.
Seriously, in that case, ten thousand, no I'm kidding, I'm just kidding.
But it's just something that I would be in the low fives.
Okay, low fives.
I want you to look around, I want you to do your own.
Little fives, okay.
Cause I still have to do my research.
You can do that in Swendoria,
I think with the cameras.
I'm so sorry.
How are you doing world?
Okay, so let me take a ponder and look around.
Just let me know the final price.
Can I look around for a little bit?
You're more than welcome to look around.
Okay.
I can't give you a final price right now.
Oh.
Right now, like 30 minutes, besides that we're closing.
Shit.
And something like this,
I would need to get a little more knowledge.
Okay.
But you can even do low fives right now?
I won't be able to pull it trigger,
but I'm gonna be low, I'm telling you, I'm gonna be low.
Okay.
So, okay, if I come back tomorrow with low fives.
Tomorrow, come back tomorrow,
let's do some more research.
How much do you need?
How much I need?
I was looking for a thousand, but I understand,
you know, I wanna help the business,
this is a great family store.
I'm willing to do 450.
I wanted to do more research.
Hello, sir, how you doing brother very nice to meet you
So this right here is a Laker legend magic Johnson
His signature is right here. This is Michael Jordan. His signature is not here, but he's in the picture
And I think this would look great in the shop
475
Yes, sir.
Or maybe we could do a swap for some jewelry?
Just throw an idea out there.
It's a very beautiful signature, the way he did it.
Oh, yeah, I'm just trying to make something happen today, got to put the money in some
other, you know what I'm saying.
What do you want to do, sir?
I just want to know why he's signing here and the signature that's down there.
If you take a look on the pictures, he's signing an upper section and signature it's lower section.
Oh my god.
Did I get scared?
Wow, you're a very observant net surter.
Wow, because it is at the top.
This might be AI.
might be AI. Wow. Okay. Yeah. All right. Wow. You got scanned. It's okay. Happens.
You win some, you lose some. Let me see if there's anything else I could buy out of my
own pocket. Thank you so much, sir. I didn't mean to scam you. I'm so sorry. I would never...
I understand, but it's a sign in the signature that's come here.
Yeah, shit, okay.
Mia, can you throw this away?
I'm gonna throw this in the dumpster.
This is insane.
Let's just leave it here for a second.
Do you guys have gold bars?
No, okay.
What about watches?
Can I see the Rolexes?
What's the nicest Rolex you guys have?
I'm just trying to scan myself.
Oh, that's a beautiful piece right there.
If I knew you were coming, I wouldn't wear a hoodie, sir.
I wouldn't sweat someone.
That's...
This is beautiful piece.
Now, very heavy yacht master.
Very beautiful piece.
How much is this going for?
And there's gold.
There's gold, right?
Let me just tell you.
The price that we have on it is $37,000.
OK.
The box, papers, certificate.
And I think the lowest you had taken on this, $37,000.
$37,000 the price, I don't think we had that.
We were saying something, $35,000 if I'm not mistaken,
be the final price.
$35,000.
OK.
I'm going to check it out.
OK, OK.
I'm gonna have my chats doing some research if we can get back to it.
Do you guys have anything with diamonds?
Yes.
Okay, cool, cool, cool, oh, oh, diamond.
And we don't carry any lab.
Okay, it's all natural clarity.
nice oh these are oh the diamonds over there what's the cheapest tennis
bracelet you guys have with diamonds just now just good good diamonds
Oh, wait that watch is going for 42K online.
Yes, tennis bracelet, right?
Yes, sir.
Nice.
This is mainly jewelry in the shop.
This is what?
Mainly jewelry.
Yeah, mainly re-specializing jewelry.
Got it.
But there's other pawn shops that deal with memorabilia.
Can I try it on?
This is priced at $6,500.
OK.
This is $14 carat, $5,9 carat in diamonds, $51 piece.
Nice.
Priced price always is the punch up, so we can negotiate.
Yes, sir.
You'd like to try it on?
If possible.
Thank you.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
We watched a lot of your videos and we did it with Arman.
Oh, with Arman.
Are you guys Armenian?
Yeah, we are.
No way!
We watched Arman a lot.
Shout out to Arman.
Yeah, for sure.
Oh, this is nice.
This is very nice.
This is very, very nice, chat.
Look at this.
what do you think you look gay what the fuck if you could take this off sick
Why does your wrist look like that? It's cuz I was I don't know. I have a small ass wrist.
Oh, I can't wear gold.
Yeah, oh my religion
Shoot.
You don't have to wear it, you can get silver.
Interesting.
Silver price is going up right now, right?
Yes.
Oh, so you guys have made a lot of money these past few weeks with the gold price.
We don't know how much we made.
Day by day.
Respect.
Okay.
I don't mean to be a window shopper, but I'm going to keep looking on my journey.
I appreciate you guys so much.
Thank you sir.
Yes, sir. Thank you so much, sir.
I'm gonna, you might be right, brother. I'm gonna take your word for it.
But thank you guys so much. I appreciate it. Have a great day. God bless.
Thank you. I'm gonna take this painting, put it in a dumpster.
Another punch up right there. All right, we got one more chat. One another punch up right here.
Another palm shop right here.
Let's see what we can get.
Last one.
This is our last hope.
This is our last hope, bro.
Our last hope.
They closed.
Wait, what?
Was it just open?
Fuck!
Now I'm stuck with this fucking painting, bro!
It's the walk of shame, bro.
It's the fucking walk of shame.
Now it's fucking broken.
Fuck.
I feel like a fucking loser.
Put it in the trunk with the rest of the crap.
Hello brother, how you doing?
Doing well, doing well.
So you specialize in smells.
Yeah, so this is Soesau designer inspired cologne.
Okay.
So all the designer names, the fraction of the price.
Okay, and it's real.
It's real. Yeah, you want to test some?
Sure.
What's your favorite cologne?
Well, we have to carry it.
That's her men's menu.
Okay.
Oh shit, so this is 50% off real designer clothes
90% off and they last they last
Can you spray it you want to try sure
This is Creed
It honestly lasts longer than the original one.
Oh my god.
You can keep it.
See you later.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Thank you, brother.
You're welcome.
Nice.
Have a great day.
And I'm kidding.
Do you want a bag for it?
No, I'm going to buy something, too.
OK, I appreciate it.
Shit, this is sick.
Put that on my pocket.
OK.
I want some cologne that no one has.
That no one has.
And something that smells like very like nice.
You get what I mean?
Like a bit fruity.
A bit fruity?
Nah, I'm kidding.
Like masculine, but like that, like you could smell
like if you're right there and I'm right here.
So it's also like Crete, it's the old one.
Oh, yeah, like Crete.
Okay.
It's the old one.
Um, the number is it Crete or Royal Oak, 38?
38.
It was the one that lasts very long, correct?
Dude, what's how did you get how do you get these ingredients for cheap? So these designer brands are scamming us
They're scamming us. Yeah, they sell like back and right for what?
Almost a brand and how much can you sell it for? So it's super simple
small medium and large the small ones 26 bucks the only big yeah
medium and large
60
dollars instead of a thousand and you and you have the same exact ingredients
that they have they're inspired by so they're not identical but they're
inspired by these same they smell very very similar almost 90% similar
are you familiar with this one? no smell Chas smell what do you think Jasey?
Okay, can I get a medium of this I got you
So I'll cook it up for you. Oh you have to like bake it like a science experience
Wait, so it's water is it watered down
No, no, it's pure oil. Yes. You'll see right now. Okay. We'll see right now. Fuck. Well, I'm glad I came across you
Okay
Two millimeters.
So normally I have them ready, but I'm gonna make it for you.
It'll take like a good five minutes.
Perfect.
Can I pick two different ones and buy two ones?
Yes.
Okay.
What's another good one?
How about this?
You can smell them, and then I'll write them down
because they take time to make,
and then once you're ready, I'll give them to you.
Perfect.
Let's see.
Another one, if you wanna look at the list over there,
the next list.
Chad, what's the best smelling,
Oh, there's Louis here.
Yeah, we have some LV, yeah.
Okay.
Ah, imagination, I already have that.
What's some other shit that no one has?
This is great.
Chad, why would you spend $1,000 on clothing
and get it for 60 bucks?
And this is like, so is this one of the shops at the mall?
In the middle?
Yeah, we also have a website on Instagram.
Okay, but is this more, because you actually cook it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is all by hand.
Because other ones, they use like fake bottles and stuff too.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, they're, yeah, no, no, no.
These are our own brand.
This is, I was just getting these right now,
straight from the box.
Nice.
All right.
All right, let's see.
We'll go with one, hold on.
Which one is a very desirable one?
So what do you like?
You like fresh, sweet, or heavy?
Fresh.
Fresh?
Yeah.
That nobody has.
Nobody has
So it's a perfume do D. Mullet or Marlott. What does that smell like?
Let's see
Perfume de Marley
Do you have LV immense no
Now I don't like this one. Yeah. Yeah, whoever's comment that you're a fucking idiot
LB, where did I put it?
I worked Chanel.
I can show you Chanel as an example.
So here's a real one.
And Chanel's number.
And then here's ours.
OK.
Actually, let me give you ours to spray.
OK.
But so the thing is, this was just made today.
It takes two weeks to mass spray.
so last time goes by it gets even better.
Oh, seriously?
Okay.
I just made this today.
Give it a day or two.
You know what, you can have this one as well.
Seriously?
Yeah, give it a day or two,
and it will start to smell better and better.
After three weeks, there you go.
Yes, right here.
Wow, this one smells better.
See?
We got secret ingredients, that's why.
You know how to like the um...
I can keep this one?
Keep it going, it's a pass.
It's freaking cool.
It's a lot easier. Let me just give you a third one.
Uh, this one?
Oh, you guys want some, don't shoot.
Hahaha!
Um...
Let's get the bodyguard one.
Yeah, let's get him one, fuck it!
Man, it's a hate to this.
Oh my...
Uh...
Frick it.
Let me see...
Let me give him a three.
Oh, remember, give it two weeks.
This was just made today, so give it two weeks.
And then yours, you wanted this one, right?
That was the, I got a bad memory bro.
I don't, Lulie something.
Okay, oh yeah, that one's a Marley one.
Okay, this one I have to brood,
so I'll make this one, how about that one?
Just, should I smell it though, let me see what.
Yeah, you have to smell it.
No, I didn't like it, I didn't like it.
You don't like it?
Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, so what do we...
Wait, which ones do you have already made?
Like, any...
You might want to spray it to a bottle.
I forgot.
Like, roll it?
I have no more parts on my body.
Oh, okay.
Hey, we can't forget about the camera man, though.
I know you want some.
Ha ha ha!
Smells like a...
Smell?
That one is...
I smell like a like a like a snack like a like after you shower your balls
Now seriously, it's a good smell. I like this here you go, sir
What
Okay
Oh my god, I came up
I'm going to give you a tip too by the way brother, is there any way, is there any way
you can, I'm going to pay for it, but do you have a woman's one for my assistant?
That's already made, no but I can make the woman.
Okay I'll come back, he's the woman, no no no, he's still thinking about it, but the
woman's in the car.
Oh yes yes yes.
By the way, yeah yeah, no worries, here let me write it down and I can for sure have it
Her name is Mia. Oh, oh, which one? Um, just give her like some like, like, whatever, like, you know, yeah, like, what a girl with a small, I don't know, does she, does she like perfume? Yeah.
Ask her. Ask her. What's her, oh, you want to surprise her?
Uh, nah, she's probably watching the stream. But, um, just, just, the car's a little far. Um, maybe we get her some Victoria's Secret Angel gold? I don't know.
I don't know.
Victoria's Secret has perfume?
Yeah, let me do them.
OK, that's number 45.
All right.
Shall we ask her?
Mia, which one do you want?
The options are, oh, the girls ones.
Ariana Grande.
OK, if you want to smell like Ariana Grande.
There's Chanel.
There's Louie.
Let's see, there's Louie.
Axe?
Bro, Axe doesn't have fucking perfume.
Oh, sorry.
All right, so we'll make, so far,
I've written down a Victoria's Secret.
Maybe not the Victoria's Secret.
Maybe like.
We also sell loans for anything.
What?
I'll state it.
OK, all right.
Maybe like vanilla?
Is she like a vanilla type of person?
What do Mexicans like?
Oh, she's Hispanic?
Yeah.
So, for women's catalogs, let's see.
So either hot, fresh, floral, fruity, sweet, vanilla.
She's next to me, I'm good, thank you.
Oh, never mind, forget it.
No, I'm just kidding.
Yeah.
Okay, fruity, vanilla.
Burberry, just want to try burberry.
Sure, can I smell it real quick?
Actually, well, this doesn't, wait.
Which whatever, honestly.
I mean, it's entirely up to you.
Is there anything that smells like flowers?
Yeah, I feel like a hand reader would wear that, like the cards and stuff.
Oh, no worries brother.
It's happening a lot in 2026.
I'm here to stop it.
Yeah.
Of course brother.
I don't know, like, you know when your brain plays games with you?
Oh my god, this is like when Jason and the Ween drank piss today.
So if you smell it too much, you're actually not going to be able to smell it because your nose will stuff through to the same scent.
Um, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid.
Honestly, I'll let you pick. I'll let you pick. Do you have, oh, what is this one?
You know that one's perfect. I'm glad you saw that one. Okay, this one's included from the way. You can pop the bottle, pop the cap and smell it.
Have a cap?
Oh yes.
This smells so- wait, this for girls?
Yeah.
Wait, what? I wanted this for myself!
What do you think?
Wait, oh my-
Damn!
Wait, so is this really for girls?
Yeah.
No, but can a guy wear it?
Yeah.
Sh**, why did I like it so much?
Um, but is it more guys or more girls that wear that?
Um, more girls.
Do you have anything that smells similar?
For guys?
Like some like, some Arab, because I gotta, you know, I'm going to the Middle East pretty soon, so.
This is Arab. Look, it's an Arab.
Yeah, but you said it's for girls.
Oh, okay.
Oh, for men?
Yeah.
This is gonna smell like a mosque.
Oh, say you swear to God!
Yo, this really smells like a mosque bro, do you have any of these yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a good a good
I'm like don't worry. I'm gonna make how much you sell this for okay perfect. Yo, this really bro
Yo, I can't do any bad needs when I'm wearing this
Yo, that's not, it's like take it over the whole room.
Bro, this is in this last extremely long.
Dude, oh my god.
Okay, alright, I'm gonna, can I get this?
And then those, and then I'm going to, do you have Zell?
I have Zell, I actually take credit card.
Okay, here. Thank you. Dude, I'm not gonna lie, bro. Let's go, man. Do you see how powerful that
Smell it. Oh my god only have seventy three dollars my account. Oh, no one's like
Okay, I can't just tap sorry
This smells amazing bro
This is amazing
I'm not gonna lie. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm gonna give you two two two two two hundred total
Bro, no.
Or 250, 250.
No.
Wait, 225.
The others are on the house.
No, no, no, no.
It's been gone.
No, bro.
No, I can't let you.
No.
I'm going to give your business a better view.
You have to.
Oh.
It's okay.
Oh my God.
I'm sorry.
What do you think?
You think I should do it?
225.
Do what he says?
Yeah, yeah, 225.
Are you sure?
Or 250.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
255.
No, 250, 250, 250.
Okay, okay.
All right, you know what?
because there's like a 25 tax.
Okay.
You leaving at me?
Yeah.
Hello, how you doing?
You want some cologne?
Wait, he might think I'm trying to be fucked up.
I messed up.
Thank you so much, brother.
I really appreciate you.
What's your business name called?
Centra.
How do you spell it?
Centra, like sense with the RA.
It's on the outside.
Centra.
And there's our...
Oh, S-C-E-N-T-R-A.
All right, Chad, if you need some cheap cologne,
come to Sentra, I'll be back, I'm gonna test these out.
If I really, I don't know if I like this, this is amazing.
If I like these, then I'm gonna come back and get some more.
So you'll see me again.
Thank you so much, brother, I really appreciate you.
Good luck on your business, man.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, I need to get me a one.
I need to get him one.
Oh, JCB didn't get one?
Let me get you a pretty, hold on.
Please.
Not bad, JCB.
No, you're welcome.
Oh, we need to get me a something.
I don't know how to.
Let me get you the women's song.
We just came to you.
You just ain't so much.
Here.
Am I over the price, though?
No, no, no, no, no.
Okay.
Yeah, sorry, the store's on the match.
No, no, no worries, brother.
This is great.
That's for me, yeah?
Okay.
So you're gonna love it.
Yeah, hopefully.
Thank you so much, brother.
I appreciate it.
God bless.
God bless you.
Hamda love everything, brother.
Yes, sir.
Supporting a fellow Muslim business.
My painting!
I almost forgot this.
Did you forget anything else?
Uh, no sir.
Thank you brother.
I got a great brain.
I got a good head.
Alright, how do I?
Uh, can some-
Shit.
Alright.
Damn, well chat.
You know what's crazy?
Me getting scammed for $300.
Brought me to that amazing man
that's gonna make me smell good.
let's fucking go here you go yeah of course all right nice I should ask them
what to do for the next segment no I forgot to ask what you next I should
go home I should just go home chat Vod with the Vod let up
Maws, can you make sure the vod is up?
Scamming your own Muslim brother is crazy. I didn't scam him.
I gotta put this dude. This is like insane.
We'll do it later.
Oh my god.
Link Marky.
Hybrid this shit.
Go ask him.
I'll buy your painting. I'm close by to you.
For real?
I miss the stream need Vod y'all can we get Vod up can we get Vod up can we get Vod up please here's
Here's this let me see let me see let me see Vod Vod Vod. We need to get this Vod up somehow somewhere
Purge calling can someone please get Vod Vod Vod Vod Vod Vod Vod. Why does it keep going down like this twitch not fuck with me?
It's crazy
It's gonna smell up the whole car brother. It smells like a mosque
That's like literally like this smells like the mosque in Houston that I go to
How do you open this?
Can you press it?
Can you open?
Thank you.
Thanks.
It smells amazing, bro.
Cow shit cologne.
Nice.
Thank you, brother.
Bro, look at this.
And it has a diamond on here.
Resell value.
Alright.
Oh
My god, what am I nose? Oh shit
All right, chat, I think we go...
I think we go get some food, eh?
Y'all out for a little food run?
In and out!
You know what?
We're gonna let Chad GBT decide where I eat.
Let's let Chad GBT decide where I eat.
Hey there, I'm filming a YouTube video.
Pick any food place for me to go to and I'll eat there, no matter what.
I wasn't able to find specific food places because I didn't have your location.
I'm in Los Angeles, California.
In Los Angeles, some top food spots you might check out include
Philippe the original.
Pick one spot.
Any one spot.
Ah, gotcha.
Alright, so let's go with Gala Getze in Koreatown.
It's a legendary Awakan spot, super flavorful,
and it's got that really vibrant traditional vibe.
I think it'll make for a great video.
I
See how far it is
Let's see how far it is 37 minutes away for some food
Bro chat you want me to drive 37 minutes just cuz chat GPT said so
37 minutes away, bro
Yeah, look they're saying nah, yeah, I'm like that's insane, bro 37 minutes is brutal. Yes
Oh, okay, something closer. Okay, okay. I'm in where are you in Encino? Van Nuys? Alright.
Hello, Madam. I'm in Van Nuys, Los Angeles, California. Can you give me a food spot nearby
that has the best food possible.
This bitch don't got a mind of her own.
In Van Nye's, a few top food spots.
Pick one spot!
A gray food spot in Van Nye's is Ipapa Carigo,
located at 7456 Van Nye's Boulevard.
Oh, you bitch, why did you say the address?
I get you, no worries.
I just wanted to give you a concrete option,
but I won't throw out addresses if you prefer.
If you just want a name, I-Papakiriko, it-
Stupid fuck.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, let's see how far this one is.
Oh, it's right here.
Nine minutes.
Fuck it.
I'm gonna go to a different location though.
Let's go.
Nine minutes away.
Nine minutes.
Nine minutes, nine minutes, nine minutes.
It's a Mexican.
Your nose is getting like foosie.
Wait, hold on, keep it a buck.
Cause do I have a big nose?
No, right?
I feel like I have a pretty petite nose.
What am I gonna do with this painting?
I don't even need it.
It's a mid, right?
Or is it fire?
It's not good.
Not bad.
No, I need some fire shit.
Is mid?
Your dad saved it?
No, your nose is fine?
Alright, so what are my flaws?
Because in Beverly Hills, they can fix anything.
Literally.
Well, eating segment is kind of low-key mid.
Eating segment is mid.
Eating segment is low-key mid.
Your personality, your flaws, your eyes.
What a cross-eyed yo, what the fuck?
Yeah, your hair mother's a method chat the best method is a hoodie with blonde hair look at this
You know fine
Came back in this still the pill yo someone timeout Dacker again chat has this been a good stream yes or no
Bro, we've done hella different shit. What are y'all? I'll drag it. Has it been a good stream?
I think it's been a great stream three hours in
It's been a cool stream, bro
Like what?
Y'all expect every stream to be a banger you want me to bring LeBron James on stream every day. It's not happening
That's just not happening
It's not bro
But actually tomorrow we're doing something cool and bring a park takeover with the biggest basketball influencer in the world
Full park takeover. I'm not dropping the addy. He I think will but
I'll full park takeover with him. We're gonna 1v1 and then we're gonna do 2v2's
And then we got more shit with him plan to
So
Full park takeover he's never stream them before ever. It's his first time streaming it. It's gonna be so fucking good dude in LA
How do y'all know wait what let's be friends neon
One day bro show
GG you're gonna get embarrassed
Yo, can one of these mods time out d a a k e r underscore please he's spamming the same shit every second
So good, bro. Oh my god
Don't suck my ass
That's not second. Okay. We can go to the desktop. What are we doing desktop?
Give me like what are we doing on desktop like what's the motive what clips again like the fuck what do we do?
What are you doing desktop the gaming shit I'm gonna start tomorrow stirring from tomorrow. I'm a download hella games and we're gonna play
For tonight no
Tiktok live
You know I fucking hate you wow rude
Rocket League, COD, React to Druski's YouTube video, Rocket League with Cheezer and Aiden,
I'm down, I'm down for some Rocket League. Sketch that is down to Wager Me and Madden,
so I want to do that soon, maybe tomorrow lowkey, Wager vs. Sketch and Madden?
Games are dead? Are games, is gaming really that dead? So why does every streamer do it and do well?
Why it's not dead it's still popping it's going crazy
These are not dead, bro. Why does your not go live? I don't know
But everyone should spam her everyone spam her to start streaming
Bro, it's literally feels like a mosque. I think I should go to the mosque tonight, bro
This literally smells like a mosque bro. This is insane, bro.
She's not a streamer. She's a great streamer, bro. It's busy as hell if you do
I feel weird taking pictures in a mosque, Charlie, it's a place of God, why are you taking
pictures of me?
I don't know, it's weird.
I don't think Kevin Gates are going to go off-stream to the mosque.
Cheat perfume can make you go bald and irritate your skin.
What?
Do you look like a creep smelling panties?
bro
oh my god bro is that what it looks like when I was doing that bro?
let her do the blue page
y'all know OnlyFans is gonna go out of business right?
like men are stopping more and more by OnlyFans
for real
that business is gonna go out of fucking out of thing
it's gonna go out of business
it is y'all don't get it bro
Y'all don't get it. It is. They'll never go in business if they got people like you.
Do I look like a type of guy to buy only fans, bro? Like, come on. The fuck?
Whatever. Whatever. Don't care.
I look you do that's bad. I don't know. I like the beard. I need to change. I need a haircut
I want to change the color of my hair, but not to black
Green is weird. Purple obviously not pink. Maybe paint. I don't think it's weird. Um
Maybe like
Brown no blonde yellow
Blue dark blue turquoise
I'm not going bold.
J-Mars, what photo?
I look, you want to go back to the all-blonde.
The all-blonde was tough, bro. Chat the all-blonde, all-around,
all across was fire, bro.
Like, now I just look like a, you know what I look like?
I look like a Hollywood actor that's homeless now. That's literally what I look like.
Thank you, Zaire, at least you know.
Brown to match your skin.
So funny, bro.
Rainbow?
Fuck off.
Alright, we're here at the spot!
Okay, it's like a real place.
Grilled chicken?
Osado L carbon nice
All right, looks like we're eating Mexican food
By the way chat my Spanish classes of starting. I'm gonna be very fluent within the next six months. Don't you worry?
Why isn't mr. Beast gifting you subs? I don't know the fuck
How am I supposed to know?
All right, let's go.
Let's go.
Have y'all been enjoying my strings the past few weeks?
Keep it a buck.
I really do need to travel, and I will, but I just want to know.
Let's get in quick before I do anything, all right.
Yes, yes, mid.
Mid-gang? No, not gonna lie. So what's bad about it?
Oh my god, this smells so good.
Hola. How you doing today?
Very good, very good.
Very good, very good, very good. Um, nice to see you.
How did he fell asleep to your stream yesterday?
Okay, what do I get? What's a sopa?
What's the, hello sir, how you doing?
What's the number one selling thing here?
Chicken.
Chicken?
Chicken, ribs.
Oh, I can't have pork.
Oh, okay.
We've got beef ribs.
Beef ribs?
Chicken is the main thing here.
Oh!
Sandwiches, tomatoes.
I've never had a rib before.
Really?
What do they taste like?
I can mix them a little quick.
Okay.
Sure.
As if you're here to go.
Um, for here. I'm gonna get a bunch of stuff.
Have a seat and then they'll take you over right there.
Oh, okay. Oh, oh, full service.
Alrighty.
Damn.
Fuck.
We miss Cancun Streams? I need a group.
I don't understand.
I need a fucking group.
Dude, I smell. How good do I smell?
Good.
Bro, be honest.
Hey, hello.
Quick question, madam.
How are you?
How are you? How are you? Do you like my my uh my cologne? Do I smell good?
One moment, please.
OK.
Well, when low, Ben.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
It's good.
Good.
Thank you, mommy.
All right.
Look at the menu, papa, okay?
Okay.
It's coming, okay?
Oh, I'm telling you, bro,
yo, this cologne's doing something to me.
I'm one of the clumsens, and I'm kidding.
Oh my God.
Yo.
You behind you?
What am I, in prison?
What the hell?
Now I see why you like Latina.
They're so nice, bro.
Okay, what are we ordering?
Some chicken some some some beef ribs, but with a little to make I can already see the captions
They're gonna send eating pork during Ramadan. I already know how this is gonna go. I'm not doing that, bro
There's one guy on Twitter things woody. He's gonna do some weird shit, bro
Sending hate from North Korea, what the fuck?
Little TJ story what happened
Well, I listen to Lil' Teejee in the shower every day.
I don't care if anyone hates him, but I don't give a fuck, bro.
I don't care, bro.
He's my goal.
When it comes to music, just music.
He literally has nothing on his story.
What is the point of lying about that?
Beef ribs or fries?
Should I try them?
Chash, should we try some beef ribs?
I want to try like straight up like they got good reviews like a five-star restaurant
and we're the only people here so I gotta make sure that you-
Dude my neck is killing me.
Oh do you guys have moles here or moly?
Yeah!
I love this music!
This way survive!
Oh, muchas gracias.
Gracias.
My name?
Yeah.
Miguel.
Okay, my name is Maria.
Maria?
Yeah.
You're very, muy bonita.
Oh, thank you.
Muy, muy guapo.
I'm ready, I'm ready, yes, yes, yes, see.
Oh my gosh, she's laughing at me.
She's dying of laughter.
Oh my gosh, she's hitting him when he's laughing.
Are you ready for the water?
Yes, ma'am.
Do you guys have mole?
Mole, no.
Okay.
Okay
Chicken what oh, okay, can I get one of that?
Can I also get beef ribs? They're good good and then can I get rice?
Yellow rice and then can I also get
Do you guys have what is it called? Do you guys have enchiladas?
Yeah, green salad and chicken salad.
Chicken salad and enchilada?
Ooh, that doesn't sound okay.
Okay, can I get a prepusa?
Okay.
Can I do chicken and cheese?
Cheese.
Only cheese.
Cheese and beans.
Okay.
Is that what you're supposed to put?
Lenguang or how many?
Dos. Just cheese, just cheese. Only cheese. Can I get horchata? No, only fruta salad, passion fruit, and orange juice, and soras.
Okay. Wait, papusa, no pork. No pork, yeah. Thank you. Only cheese. Okay. And then this one, we said passion fruit? No, this is fruta salad.
Can I get that?
Yes, it's good.
Nice.
So we have one papusa, or two papusas, we have one chicken and rice, and then one beef ribs.
Okay.
Do you want anything to eat?
In a whole chicken, whole.
Maybe half?
Half?
Yes.
Okay.
All right, can I get a, wait, what's a mango childa?
Oh, that's it.
Thank you.
Muchos, muchos.
Gracias.
D-Fries and Tupacusas, she have chicken and yellow and black beans.
Yellow rice and black beans.
Amazing.
Thank you so much.
For the drink I want this.
Fruita salad.
Thank you so much.
Alright.
A little mukbang to finish off the stream.
Wait, so why am I eating a salad?
salad or is this a salad drink? What is this? This thing. This is the part where
Neon orders the whole menu and only eats one bite. The Rockets lost? They're
literally up three. I wish Quiche can ban misinformation, bro. That was so
annoying. A fruit of cup? Ooh, a cup of fruit. Nice. Bro, they had a kid's menu. I
I should have got a cheeseburger with fries.
I don't know if I can tell you.
Okay.
A fruit salad puree?
What do you wanna see?
This place is, actually I'm gonna say what it is
after, damn, they still got Valentine's Day decorations.
Bro, I smell so good right now, bro.
I've never felt like this in my life.
Like, I bet that, yo, I can smell it in my nose.
I've never been able to smell myself.
You smell even there?
Yo, bro, might have to go,
might have to make a quick pit stop before the end.
I don't even know where I'll go, fuck.
Bro, y'all need to get that cologne, bro.
This shit is insane.
You look like you're glowing, bro.
Thank you so much, I appreciate it.
I'm just, you know, I'm just happy to be able to stream
and provide for my family.
So by longer streams, you need one more hour.
Why is this guy still in my chat?
Dacker, D-A-A-K-E-R, why is this guy in my chat?
Time him out, bro.
Do some TTS?
Should we?
Sure, let's do some TTS while we eat.
I'm down.
First smelling good.
Give security food, you can order it.
You can order it, yeah.
You already ordered?
You know what I mean?
Oh, okay.
So lazy four hour stream every time.
Name me one person that streams every single day
and is locked in.
one actually don't do that all right wait calling purge can you guys get thank
you can you guys get tts running do you know why you zoom in on this NDA
stay tipping with the five gift that appreciate you gang thank you bro ski
Um
All right
Is this a Mexican song
But I wonder if I can give him a song request
Yeah, you know, it's crazy bro if I obviously I never do this
But if I took Adderall I would stream fucking eight hours a day plus minimum if I took Adderall it would be done
But I can't do that
No, they're not big man thing
Where's Emily with the gifted I don't know actually DM me I got her spawn shit
Do it bro, I can't roast it's a it's a risk. It's a very big risk
You take a stop line trust me, I don't brother you could tell if someone's on Adderall brother tweak it out, bro
They're like, like, like, just like.
Try it for a segment, I'm down.
Bro, add it else for ADHD, I don't have ADHD.
The fuck?
I don't got no damn ADHD.
I would do like 15 hour days, like real shit.
I would be so locked in.
Fuck, is that what you gotta do
to become the biggest streamer?
No, no, I can't, I can't, I can't.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't do it.
I can't do it bro!
Bro, everything just smells good on me right now bro, holy shit.
This is insane bro, I'm a fucking snack right now, someone gotta come eat me bro.
Look behind you?
The food's already here?
It's already done?
What?
Okay, is it rice, beans, uh, pupusas?
Wait, is this the papusa?
No, it's not.
Wow, that's like Amazon delivery, quick.
Thank you.
Do you have hand sanitizer?
Oh, yeah.
Hand sanitizer?
Yes.
Alrighty.
Muchos, muchos.
Gracias.
No worries mommy. Perfect. Thank you so much. Okay. I'm gonna give her a great fit chat. This lady is so nice.
This lady is so nice.
Yo, what are you talking about chat? No, it's not. All right.
This is salsa for chips. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Salsa? For chips. Okay. And then what else is for chips? What is the hot sauce?
This is a green size for a chicken and this is for chips, for the chips, yesterday for
pupusas, this is for pupusas.
Okay this is for the pupusas?
Yeah.
Okay, got it.
You have hot sauce?
Hot?
Spicy?
Oh, okay.
Thank you so much.
Alright, let's try it.
Mmm.
Thank you so much.
Amagalai, this is great, so far.
QTS.
Purge calling someone to- yes calling, please calling!
Um, I need to get Purge on my team bro.
Purge is such a great guy. Listen, chat. I just thought about this.
Am I a loser? I'm sitting here, I order three things for myself,
and I'm sitting here eating by myself with a camera. Well, NJCV obviously, but-
Am I a loser?
Oh my god.
Hit the wrong side of my throat.
Ah
Holy fuck
All right, we're good
We're good very good very good very good
Very good not just chat, but listen this is what you can't eat this again full
Try not to bother I insist
All right, chat are you supposed to yo be honest, bro
It's good all right chat are you supposed to eat the beans with the rice like oh my god purge
I'm lost
Chai's must eat the beans with the rice like this
Bismillah, man. He's my father. Oh
My god, oh my god, I'm fucking every colony
Yo, I'm live, what's good?
Oh, okay, wait, do you see my text?
Uh, no, let me see.
Wait, when are you done streaming?
Um, in like an hour.
Okay, okay, bye.
I'll check your text.
Okay, okay, bye.
Alright, bye.
There's no one that's a roll down hang up.
She don't clip the stream and see me eating by myself.
That's also the rice, all right, now y'all doing too much.
This is gas though, this is fire.
I'm not gonna lie, chat, I gotta start listening
to chat GP team work.
Mm.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Chat, crib-ass is down 24 pounds.
Can we get some L's in the chat?
Fat monster, you need more than that.
All right, bro, all this food is coming out at once, what do we do?
Fuck, this is bad, bro.
It's all about to hit me at once, I don't know what to do.
I ordered three things, bro, beef rib, a fupa, and chicken, oh, I'm so cooked.
I need someone to join me.
I need someone to join me, bro.
What's that?
Ooh!
This is cheese, cheese.
Okay.
This is bean and cheese, okay?
cheese and bean and cheese and I dip this in this.
Yes.
Do you want to join me?
Oh, she doesn't know Spanish, she's in no Sabo.
No, thank you, muchas gracias.
Okay.
Ooh la la.
Good?
Yeah.
Do I need this one on my hand?
Oh my gosh, she's shooting me like a kid.
Thank you!
What the fuck?
Did she think I'm special?
If they're saying she's tip farming, so people can just be nice nowadays in this world.
Tip farming is insane and she deserves every dime.
Oh my god. No!
Holy shit.
Fuck, wrong way. I'm actually stupid.
Oh my god!
God, there's too much food.
This is so good.
Like for real.
Is it beef jerky?
This is so good.
Wow.
Hi, baby.
Thank you for coming.
No problem, mommy.
OK, for best.
He's coming pop, he's coming daddy, pop.
Bro, I can't get, I'm not gonna lie bro, I'm in like,
this is like food heaven.
I want some, bro chat, take a look, bro, we got some beef ribs,
we got some chicken, we got some fupa,
Rice, beans, wow.
Oh, she means like sound now, but.
Feed JCV, but JCV don't want food.
JCV does not want food.
All right, I do.
But you gotta eat at least one of these beef ribs.
I've never had a beef rib in my life.
How does this even work?
What's this?
Um, do you reach with your hand or your hand or your school foot?
I'm gonna go back to my Fupa.
So this one, this one got beans and cheese.
It's like an exotic stripper.
Beans and cheese.
Not just one.
Hold on.
In the name of Allah, the most Gracious, the most Merciful.
I like this one better. I'm a food critic.
Do I chew weird?
Oh, and the things for dessert, right, the fruit.
Wow, all right, download that.
Next up, you got this chicken.
How the hell am I going to eat all this chicken?
stick.
Mmm, alrighty.
You eat like a cow?
Alright, I'm going to eat proper.
is that like the kings in England eat?
Oh
It's just gay, okay
Bro, I wish someone was here to join me man. I wish someone was here to join me man. Fuck it
Alright, grab beef fucking squirt on my glasses
Damn it, bro
Oh my god, not my glasses are all fucked up.
I hate when this happens, but I'm such a fucking dork.
It's still...
Oh my god, it's still there!
Let's go.
Alright.
Uh, just eat!
I'm full, for fuck.
Oh, this is so bad.
This is so bad, bro
I'm literally tall, bro
I'm not gonna waste it we're gonna give it away to a homeless person relax. I'm not wasting food
The other 50 weight ain't no you're gonna waste it. I'm not gonna waste it
I'm gonna eat as much as I can bro
That's wrong without your wasting food
Y'all are so judgmental. I've never looked in the mirror and thought what am I doing wrong?
What's one flaw of me? You know, I'll give you I'll give you all flaws right now
do you
buy your mom shit do you
spend time with your siblings do you pray to God do you I got nothing else
yes I guess everyone in this chat is perfect you all are all just perfect huh
everyone here is just perfect okay got it my bad I didn't know I had no idea
sorry I didn't know got a bunch of goody two shoes in this chat bro fucking
I would bully people like y'all.
You're so lucky you didn't go to my school.
Y'all are dead, get bullied. I'll put you in a fucking locker.
I'm farting your head.
You're in Ramadan, really?
Chat? Whatever.
Neon is running like Sugarland High.
It was actually called Elkins High School.
Yeah, they gave me like a VIP entrance and everything.
Wow.
Here's what it is. Chat, JCB's about to do this.
Chat, it is better to not eat food.
One meal a day, right?
Because when you eat more food,
it slows you down and makes you tired.
Like right now, I'm tired.
Because I just ate such good food.
When you eat nothing, it gives you more energy,
bro, to keep going.
Are those beef ribs, of course.
No, they're pork, bro.
Of course they are.
All right, let's get the, excuse me.
One day's option.
What should I ever heard? Bad take.
JC's the one that put me on.
I think we like...
We let this all get through our system with some fruit.
Do you have a two go box?
Two go box? Okay.
Yeah. Thank you so much.
What's the name of the perfume? I'm not telling you. I'm gate keeping bro.
I'm gate keeping. I'm not telling you. No one's gonna smell like me bro. No one.
no one I'm gatekeeping don't go to the bot don't be weird
typical how's that even typical me and Martin scheming on you don't care her
spit one on the chip is here it don't matter bro she's clean
Chad, would you like your significant other spit in your mouth?
Like, I'll never kiss your girl and you exchange saliva.
Like, you take my spit, I'm gonna take yours.
Yep, okay. I'm just putting it all into the methods.
Nasty? How's that nasty? How's that nasty? Is there any homeless people around here?
More people keep homeless?
Yes.
Okay, okay.
Amazing.
My ex used to spit in my ear and I liked it.
Bro, what?
That is insane.
What's like some weird shit I like?
What do I like?
Hmm
Belly buttons, yes, you can't have a weird shape the belly button, but you got to look right I
Don't like feet no I
Don't like feet
Bro, someone's about to have a whole feast bro
We're not wasting the spooch I'm not wasting it don't worry
Um
Yo, come on read um
You be sucking toes
But I'm not gonna lie, bro. You in the zone you doing whatever bro
Like there's no limit. Oh, okay. There is a limit, but like it's a small limit
there's a limit obviously there's obviously a limit bro
you like bunny teeth what the fuck
neon come to guatemala we love your shot to guatemala
sorry i'm dirty oh
So nice, bro. That's where I wish I was in Mexican.
Hey, uh, where are you from? Yeah. Oh El Salvador. Nice.
Shout out to El Salvador.
El Salvador. Is that where Leon's wife is from?
She's not Mexican? I know, I know. Oh, also the fruit salad? No rush, no rush, no worries,
no worries. Wait, no, no, no. Okay, okay, if you insist. Alright, let's try it.
Oh
You drink this
Okay, thank you so much. Oh shoot
All right chat I'm trying fruit salad
Oh my god
Bro, this is insane
This is insane, bro
There's a lot of small things going in your mouth, but besides that I like it so much sugar I
I
Hate that you know I hate my biggest pet peeve Jim rats like bro. You do it all this for what for what bro
For what what's the point? What's the point? You're gonna be 70 years old the hunchback. It don't matter
I'm supposed to mix it
Oh, that's everything. Perfect. Can we get the check?
Oh, yeah. I'm paying.
You're paying?
Wait, what?
Oh, she's paying!
Yeah.
Oh, uh...
That's... that's... that's all right.
I'm gonna give her a good tip.
What are you doing?
Oh!
Yeah!
Good. Good.
Mmmm....
Very good.
What fruit is this?
Yeah, pineapple.
In a passion fruit melon and
peanut.
Peanut?
Peanut.
Yeah, pineapple, passion fruit
and melon.
Amazing.
Thank you so much.
I'm going to leave a good tip.
Thank you for coming and papa que rico. Thank you.
She called me papa what? Papa rico?
No, go down.
Okay.
Oh, that's the name of this place. Papa rico.
Yes, papa que rico.
Papa que rico.
Yes, Papa que rico.
Muchos gracias.
I'm going to leave you a good tip.
Thank you so much, Maddo.
Thank you.
I'm going to come back.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to make sure to come back.
My house is your house.
Thank you so much.
My restaurant is your restaurant.
It's mine.
No mine.
But I like to be able to serve you.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
What did she say?
Does the tip go to you?
Yes.
If I tip it goes to you?
Yeah.
Okay.
Thank you.
She said a pleasure to serve you oh my god bro she's so nice bro I want to buy her purse
Wallahi
You have something I can give her like a gift
If y'all call me a trick for buying an older lady
something nice you deserve the death penalty real shit look at yourself in
the mirror and think what what type of human being have I become
the magic picture she's not gonna know what that means
oh
Hola
Thank you, thank you
tu nombre Maria, thank you again
Thank you. Have a great day. Okay. Thank you God bless. Alrighty. Nice
nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice. Now what do we do?
Let's go.
You know how the flowers would have been perfect for her.
I'm done.
How much did you tip?
I'm not gonna say.
There's over a hundred bucks though.
I'm not gonna say how much it was.
Alright, let's go.
Chat GPT.
Put me on to a new spot.
I'm not gonna lie.
One more sit.
sit because I can't bring this in the car it's gonna spill thank you thank you
Maria have a great day do you are you here often do you work here a lot yeah
okay I'll see you soon every day every day Monday day off okay yeah all right
See you soon.
Bye-bye.
We're gonna buy her a gift and come back one day.
Mark my words.
I'm going to buy her a gift and come back one day.
I swear on my life.
Mark my words.
Mark my words, bro.
I'm telling you right now.
We have to.
Wait, y'all gotta remind me.
Put me in check if I forget.
Every day spamming in my chat
until I fucking, like, literally, like, come on, all right?
That was one of the, that was the nicest lady
I've ever met in my life.
Literally.
Literally, Mondays are, oh, it's tomorrow, Monday?
What day is it today?
Thursday, okay, maybe tomorrow.
Okay, all right, chat, let's go deliver this food
to someone, and then let's end the stream.
Where can we get, do you see anyone
that looks like they would like some food
on this very, very cold night in California.
Let's see.
If you give her the wheelchair, I'm throwing my phone.
Why would I give her a wheelchair?
What are you talking about?
Oh, I could do a basketball second,
but the only thing is I'm doing a basketball tomorrow,
so never mind.
Never mind.
Over here, you think?
Let's see.
I just don't want this food to go to waste.
Chat, someone is gonna be welcomed with a feast.
Like four different things, you got ribs,
you got chicken, you got rice, you got beans,
you got pupas, or pupas.
Being a streamer tomorrow, tomorrow's stream's gonna be great.
When is your next big stream?
What do you mean, bro?
Every stream is big, all right?
But soon.
Soon, soon, soon.
Just take it home.
I'm not gonna eat it, bro.
Actually, I would.
I would.
But little key, bro.
I can just order myself food later.
We should just give this to someone.
No troll, bro.
to take this food.
We should give it away, Chad.
We really should.
Over there?
In front right there?
Or is that...?
Is she homeless?
If you got new to stream, Chad,
I'll follow up if you haven't already, man.
Oh, no, she's not homeless.
Let's find something like sitting...
Maybe hint?
No, oh, no, no, no, no.
I just don't want to be rude. What if they're just walking back home?
Chats, people really do walk home nowadays sometimes.
Next live, Neon is gonna be homeless. What the hell? If an OF girl's in front of you right now, you would drag the string to eight hours.
I
Prefer someone sitting down because they're already at their destination
So they can just sit and just start eating right away and go crazy
All right, so give me a like give me like a person do it with bro like
You're such a trick Krabaz
You literally I'm not gonna go there. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna do that to you, bro
Not gonna do that to you, bro. When is Australia trip? Did you forget it might be moved a little bit just a little just very little
Desktop you lazy bum bro. I need to download games. What am I gonna do on desktop?
I'm gonna go on desktop and react to clips and do the same old shit. There's no point
It's okay. Don't you worry. I
Got y'all I got y'all, bro
We're gonna trip Indian off-stream
You know, crib-ass, no.
When's Canada happening?
Bruh, I wanted to do a whole Canada tour and y'all told me no.
That ass just told me no.
Y'all said no.
We don't want to see it.
Over here?
To the right?
Oh, never mind.
Okay.
Shit.
I want to see your new puppy, she's in Time Out right now.
The puppy peed on my couch twice and then peed on my rug right after all in a span
of one hour. Insane bro, it's worse than taking care of a baby.
Yes, getting like one hour every show. Yes.
And how is this funny? Why are you all putting W's? Bro, this is,
I was screaming at the top of my lungs. I was so mad in front of me.
Bro, I put it on the pee pad.
She walked off the pee pad and went to the rug and peed on there.
And then she peed in my fucking bathroom.
She peed on the mat that I stepped on after the bathroom.
She peed on my bed. Where else did she pee?
She's shit on my my $2,500 off-white carpet
It's insane
She's just a girl
It's a small P no bro the P is bigger than the fucking dog
That's it's like she's peeing everywhere. It's not normal bro
Puppy should not be doing this bro
The lady specifically told me that this puppy is trained to pee on the pee pads.
What did she do?
She starts peeing on humans.
She peed on my manager three times.
It's insane.
Are you going to return her as well?
I'm not returning her, bro.
This isn't like some like...
This is real life, bro.
Good girl.
Look, hold this up, thank you.
Y'all are insane.
We might not have luck with giving this food away shit shit shit shit
Where's the cat?
The cat is being washed over right now until I until I get my prescription for allergy shots that I have to take
Are you gaming today now you hooping later? Yes, I learned a hoop who on stream, but the problem is I'm already playing basketball
I lost I don't want to do too much hooping and my neck also hurt so I need to do some rehab
Some neck
I don't know about fucking.
Snow the product, what?
Tell the chat how Woo got in the fight.
You killed Trico. His name was not Trico.
Why did you kill the cat?
Did you eat it? Get a massage? Go to the mosque.
Oh my god.
You all are crazy. Are you going on a trip with Zavala, Yair and Amanda?
I don't know.
Let me go see it.
I'm gonna see but my goal chance to go on a trip on like the 29th 29th or 30th or the 31st
Start popping out with random watches without showing the stream first when you start gambling
Brother, I don't know who you think I am to where I could just afford random watches
But that is not me bro
Good Ryan's press conference tomorrow
You look amazing today King. Thank you, bro. I feel like today I look low-key
I don't know, bro. I think it's just like the like the
Waking up with the glow like I don't put it
Jersey shore, you know without a girl doesn't know how to stream. We literally did a four hour stream thing. It was good
What the fuck are you talking about?
Come to Canada and snowboard trip to Italy, bro. I wanted to do a whole Europe trip, but it's the weather shit
It's it's like rainy and fucking dirty like I can't we can't
Come to Brampton, it's India over there
Thank you King swag for the sub appreciate you bro
Trash stream. This is not a trash stream. This is good. This is called a filler stream
Would you rather have this stream or no stream like come on, bro?
It's a good filler
It's a great filler stream
From an 8d is clip tomorrow I Ryan's pop press conference. I'm good off that bro. I am not doing no bullshit
You got me fucked up
You got me fucked up. That's top will be better
I can't believe y'all like desktops. It's cuz y'all just want me to go on tiktok live and talk to girls
But I know exactly what y'all want like I could read you like a book. Let me go and tiktok live and talk to girls and
Talking do some bullshit, bro. I'm not doing that. I'm just not doing that
That's how the type of content I want to give out bro
Like y'all just want to see only fans girls and porn stars on my stream like just stop bro enough is enough
There's only a few I'll make exceptions for for real, but
I got it like come on bro like at that point it's like killing like it's like
I'm like gonna be known as the guy that just like come on bro
like it's not how it works it's really not works link up with go to Puerto Rico
I'm one day I'm down wait I've been in Puerto Rico I went with Aiden we went to
Jake Paul's private jet, it was insane.
That dude has the craziest PJ I've ever seen in my life.
Holy shit.
Insane, and he owns it, bro.
The Paul brothers got so much money,
like, I don't mean to pocket watch, but they,
oh my God, I might be the biggest brother,
brother, brother duo with the most money in this world.
Literally.
But, all right, chat.
I gotta figure out how to do this food,
We'll figure it out, there's absolutely no one we can give it to.
I love y'all, I will see you tomorrow.
Tomorrow's a park takeover with the biggest basketball
influencer in the world.
And then I'm gonna probably hybrid after that on desktop.
And that's the plan, man.
I love y'all.
Cool little chill stream today.
Debbie's in the fucking chat.
I love y'all.
Why y'all put in Ls?
I
Love you
Join our fall stream to the notice I will see you guys nice little four-hour cool chill stream
I told y'all I'm gonna go live every day every damn live
So we'll see
Like 2 p.m. PST tomorrow
And yeah, I'm gonna go home get some rest and get ready for a banger show tomorrow after that
We go to a different city for a UFC fighter and after that we go to another city for a rapper
I love y'all. Oh no. Oh, let me go to Ryan's fight and then we go there. Oh, no, sorry
Wait, I got the schedule fucked up. Whatever. We'll figure it out. I love y'all until next time