you
off tomorrow just letting y'all know just because I have a lot of decisions to make and things to process in my brain
So I might need to do that
Potentially maybe I'll let you guys know but let's focus on today's stream. Okay. We're doing this. I have a picnic set up
Okay, and we're gonna be
Just tell them what we're doing
Chat basically I have a butler here and he's gonna be delivering us certain certain foods of a certain color
So we'll see how it goes
And then after that, we're into every smarter than a fifth grader that we're doing like an escape room with like jump scares and shit
It's gonna be good. Okay. Are you wearing a minion hoodie? Yes. Is there a problem? Is there a fucking problem?
Is there a problem?
Is there a problem? Yes, I'm wearing a minion hoodie
We're in the same hoodie from last stream. That's not bro. No, this hoodie is from the lefty stream
Tumbo, it's crazy how you're like you just not tap into my streams like it's fucking insane, bro
GG bro fuck it bro. All right. It is what it is, but we need to make some contacts on that. Okay. This is gonna be a good one though
I'm excited. Okay. I'm very excited
After this we are this might be my last string LA that I'm going to Miami
And I'm going to Denver and then I'm going to a undisclosed location probably after I
Don't know what's happening
but
My asthma has been very bad these past few weeks and it's not stopping
You might be something wrong with me.
You meant to universal off stream?
No you dumb fuck, I just got the same hoodie from
You're dumb, you're so stupid bro.
You're so dumb.
Tony with the sub, thank you.
Is there anything y'all want to talk about?
Anything we need to discuss?
Okay, the stream's been great, everything's been great.
I have a lot of people, you know, I scroll through Twitter
and I see everyone talking shit about me.
I don't care, I'm not addressing anybody.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm doing my thing.
So, anyone can say what they want.
But anything else you want to talk about before we continue the stream?
Let me know.
Let me know let me know let me know
Let me know
Aiden stream soon of course
Duh, of course me and him are both going on a gym journey together, but we're locked in we're locked the fucking bro
That cough is not asthma
How are you gonna tell me? I'm asthmatic bro. I have asthma. I know what asthma is
You're gonna some fucking idiot
Okay, buy a Crip Mac. I'm not buying him anything bruh. I'm beyond scare. This is oh wow. He's drinking that water
Okay, yeah, how did he drink like that? Oh my god. All right. He looks buff now fuck
I gotta be careful last time I saw him be pushed me in the bush
So I got to be careful with this. Okay, we got extra security today in case
But I think it should be cool bro positive vibes. He was very happy to come here and do this
And yeah, okay
Delay, please. I want a nap for 30 minutes. Good morning. No, that's not the time to nap
This is prime time cinema content, bro. This is gonna be fucking great. This is gonna be good
I think he's either his assistant or his wife. I don't know
But we're gonna try to have a way to run camera
Karen with the five gifted. Thank you so much, my brother. Thank you. Welcome back to the stream
All right, listen, I'm scared. I'm stalling. I don't go fuck is there anything else we need to do before we get out
I don't know. I don't want to like I feel I'm nervous. I don't know. Oh my god. I don't like this. I don't like this
I don't know. Fuck. I don't know why I did this. Okay, dude. Are you freaking serious here?
Scoob Ryan, bro. You had a great day on Twitter today make today another great day
Okay, I see people saying I like I'm gonna address one thing obviously not gonna dress other shit
I don't go fuck, but there's one thing I saw some
Some some some guy that isn't the smartest see I'm lying about how much I pay my clippers
Brother my clippers make more than streamers nowadays. I don't lie about it. We have fucking screenshot proof
You can ask my clippers. I don't lie about clipper pay. They're making bread, bro
They're the new streamers. Okay, so don't disrespect my people
Other than that I'm not talking about anything else
Why do you yeah, you know, come on Ryan fuck off, bro. All right
fuck off
My clippers living better than me bro motherfuckers pulling up in black trucks going to Hawaii gop's living in the hills
It's crazy, bro. It's crazy
But yeah, bro, when's Australia stream? I want to go back to Australia soon, bro. I'm planning on mapping it out
All right, let's get out of here fuck. Oh my god. All right. Oh, he's walking. Where's he going? Where's he going?
Oh my god, are you leaving? No way he's already done wait
Why does he look so buff now?
Fuck
Oh my god
Where is he going?
Oh, yo, can you can you figure out where he's going? I was one of the bathroom. Okay. All right. No rush. No rush. Thank God
All right, give you some time to just fucking prepare. Oh my god
Holy shit. All right
Let me lock the fucking this is gonna be good. It's gonna be good. Okay. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be good
Get out the car. No, I don't want to get out the car. Okay. I'm gonna be honest, bro
I have PTSD. Last time a lot of shit happened I streamed a mug to speak on it
But during the stream he threw a fucking hot dog at me
He threw mustard at me and he pushed me in a bush at Universal Studios, bro
So if I'm a little nervous you can't get mad
Who put him in the sub thank you do TTS with him? No, no, no, no
If he touches you he's going right back to prison. Whoa. Whoa. All right one thing
We're not gonna do is wish prison on anyone. Okay, we're not gonna do that
That is not cool and he bit me. He actually did try to bite me too, bro
It's fucking insane stay tipping with the five get the thank you gang appreciate you you went outside last stream
I'm a new man, bro. Look at me. I'm a new fucking man. You know, it's crazy last night. I was all in Dallas, you know late at night
I haven't been getting too much sleep. I need to get some sleep today
But I was scrolling through tiktok looking at my old moments, and I was like damn, bro
Fuck came a long way, bro. I was doing a lot of like dumb shit like like around
But I think we're at a good place right now, huh?
Right or wrong, Chay? You think we're at a good place?
We're at a good place so far in my streaming career?
Or am I doing shit?
Yo, dude, punch that, yo, ballin' crazy.
Relax. Watch your mouth.
Bro, I'm gonna ask him about prison stories, all that.
Y'all gotta help me, though. Y'all gotta help me.
Yes?
But then, like, why does everyone, like, like,
talk shit about me then, bro? Like, I'm kidding.
Heh heh heh.
Uh, you're the spy? All right. Fine.
Fine, bro, yep, I'm the spy. That's me.
And you know what's crazy? We've been doing no girl content for, like, three weeks.
That's crazy, bro.
Imagine, imagine girl content mixed in with all this.
Oh God, it would be done.
It would be done.
It would actually be done.
Get out the car, bro.
He's taking a piss.
He's coming back.
Wait, no, now he's going to get, um, he's eating fruits?
What is he doing?
Come here.
Come back.
Fuck, bro.
Can you ask him if he's ready for me to get out?
No, he's right there.
He's at the taco stand, or fruit stand.
Look at Matan's video comments, I know, bro.
They're all my big for no reason.
That's all right, bro.
There's one side of the internet
that'll always talk shit about me,
but most of the people see who I am now,
and I don't really care, man.
Comments are comments.
I've been doing this since I was 13, man.
You think I'd give a fuck about a comment?
Come on, let's be honest.
Like, all right, you know what?
Everyone talk shit about me, okay?
This is how you build tough skin.
Everyone talk shit about me.
Say something you don't like about me.
Get up, shut up.
There's a lot of people here.
Packs Park, I don't know why I picked this park,
bro, I'm an idiot, bro.
You're pussy, PTSD, you're chopped,
I know I'm not chopped, lazy,
I stream every day, I'm not lazy.
You waste too much time, I don't.
You throw shit, you got me there.
You never need it.
For real, he, what the fuck, you stink?
Snaggy Mo's in the chat, he called me a man child.
Snaggy Mo, you look like a thumb.
You look like, oh, whoa, I almost,
that's stupid hey snaggy mohey dude what do you get what is this return
happening when the snaggy mo return happening bro yep okay
ready to be locked in bro just worst case nearest please defend me I'm just
I don't really know, this guy's a bit unpredictable, but okay, thank you.
He's here, he's here, he's here, he's here, oh my God.
Look at him, yeah, yeah, look at him.
Oh, oh, okay, yep, oh, what is he found out?
You ready to vote?
Help me out real quick.
I'm trying to get my petition done.
I'm not working with my brother.
I know what he's up to.
He's for the fire department, brother.
You can't work with your brother, nigga.
All right.
That's cool.
And the vote's on the fire department.
OK.
Wait, I can, I can, should I vote?
Wait, what does the vote for?
We said we're trying to get the petition signed.
Quick.
OK, maybe I can.
What's the petition for?
It's for us to try to get some updates today.
Fire housing.
OK, I'll sign?
Yeah.
Should I sign or no?
Yeah.
No?
Oh, he said no.
No.
I gotta listen to him.
I'm a part of the bar right here.
Yeah, we all need help, brother.
We all need help.
If you tell me to help in your house,
I'm gonna want them to come save you and your family too.
Well, I do gotta want your baby.
Colline, be a colleague.
Yes, sir.
OK, I'm gonna sign this.
Thank you guys so much.
I knew that was my boy right there.
Too black, too strong, my boy.
Do you have the packet?
Thank you.
Oh, I gotta put my address?
Yeah, you gotta use the same information
you got your border registration.
No!
What's the name here?
Sign here.
Chantel, get go!
Shit, I can't put my address on.
My bad brother, but I respect the cause. Okay. How you doing brother?
I'm misty bro
Wait, what do I do?
I didn't show you
Wait what? Yeah, what do I do?
Here we are as friends as brothers I set up a picnic for us to talk about life and how great everything's been
Um, and I want to catch up. You ready to go. Yeah, let's do it man. I love the outfit by the way, bro
Oh, yes, cribbing fire fire. How does it feel to be back, bro? Oh, yeah
Cribbing on top of the world. Did you miss you? You're a great guy. Thank you, bro
I remember um last time we we we lived up and you pushed me in a bush
Yeah
You can even eat some more by the way you got like you got boss, bro
I've been working out cutting, eating healthier.
Okay, eating healthier?
Popeyes will make somebody die of cargill arteries.
Eat it once a week and go every time.
Popeyes only once a week?
Yeah, cause I'm eating fish now.
Ooh, you on a seat belt?
Right, no, it's trunny.
And keep it up, I'm faster now.
You're faster?
Yeah.
Oh my God, all right.
Okay, so our picnic is set up all the way over there.
Yeah.
All the way over there.
Look at them bucking dogs, girl.
Yeah
I like the dogs man
So you know that's new dog. Oh just new dog. Oh, yeah, that's the blue rag on cutting that
Cool, I like Snoop dog. Oh my god, I'm scared of dogs
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No, she scared nobody.
Yes, sir.
Respect, son. Fear none, dude.
Yes, sir. Okay, let's go to the picnic.
Let's go.
What about a car seat you in the air,
seeing a say with some big, bloody, blue, little sketches?
Wait, you wanted girls? I could have brought girls.
You sure?
I didn't know you were on that timing. I thought you-
I fucked a goosey's assholes.
Ooh, I like that.
Yes.
Damn it, boy, I could have brought-
I could have had a whole, like, stripper show for you.
HK Magnastia. That's what they do next time, right?
Next time. What's the next time?
Ooh, you know what I should do? I should put you on a 21.
Whoa, that sounds like fun.
What's your type, though?
Any kind of woman with a fat ass.
Oh, shit. You're an asterisk guy.
She has a fat ass, good pussy.
Ooh, good pussy. You like head more or pussy?
I like head. Remember when you start with the head and get her pussy?
Okay.
Then you get her asshole.
All right. Let's have a seat, brother.
I don't want to sit on that red shit, okay? Let's sit on the thickness. I'm the grass you still in the grass
I'm gonna watch you wait let's sit down together
The food's coming after okay, well, I don't want to sell me red shit. Okay, let's remove this
Maybe we just sit next to a tree
That's bad.
Maybe like this, ooh, nice, bro.
I guess I got a lot of questions for you, bro.
It's been a long, okay.
You're gonna sit at, oh, like this.
We're like a movie.
We're in a movie.
The chat missed you, bro.
Shocked chat, not a great shit to do.
Yes, sir.
I mean.
So, real quick, how long were you locked up for?
Two years and a couple of weeks, man.
It's been two years.
I love it.
Wait, to be honest, did I glow up since last time?
You did, and you said Kalani Bear
I'm juicing you into some dollars, I respect that.
Oh yeah, and of course, Hattu, bro.
Hattu, bro, sensein' Brad, bro.
Had to take care of the family.
Can I meet your kids one day?
You can meet the baby.
Okay.
At a baby setting.
Okay, like at the crib.
Amusement park.
Fun world.
Okay.
What's the, I have a question for you, bro.
What's the craziest thing you saw
when you were in jail?
Oh, man, well, shout out to Brick Boys.
I love y'all, Cuba.
That's Kate from Brick Boy Crippin.
Got a solid squabble everything.
Go take a piss.
And I'm by by Crippin.
Not below a neighborhood Cripp, grab a ass.
What?
I'm by by Crippin.
Go ran.
Boom.
Back to Cobb Bump.
Me as a Cripp, I think you Crippin.
I told Cobb.
I said Cobb.
You better squabble-curl.
You gotta get what?
Out of the dorm.
You gotta get the house up.
Wait, no, I didn't know that.
I got a snorlax.
That's all.
I didn't know.
Why is he?
I didn't know.
Here, squabble-curl.
I'll get the fuck out the dorm.
OK.
Yep.
I'm neighbor Greg, cus squabble-curl.
So what happened?
Cus squabble-curl.
They squabbled?
child time they ran it they squabble.
I don't look.
But Custill just cussed.
Oh!
Cubs both fought.
As soon as it happened, dude,
Cud didn't do it.
Damn.
We respect that's a cat from brick, boy.
South end.
But your homeboys,
they're gonna GP you, hood.
Oh, wait.
They make sure.
Oh, my God.
When you do get out,
play ball.
Get cracking.
Okay, so you just stayed a real crap!
You're destructing, you know?
Oh, look.
I'm back, okay, nice.
Okay, so I have a nice day plan for us.
Okay, what's ideally for you,
now that you're out, you're free, first off,
the people are very happy.
I don't think you understand how much they love you,
bro.
You want me to show you real quick?
The chat?
Chat, everyone put a W for this man right here.
Everyone put a W for this man right here, okay?
Put a W.
The people love you, man.
And you know what?
We should plan something, do a give back.
Maybe I come to your hood, do a tour.
Whatever it is.
Feed the people.
Look, it's all W's, brother.
They love you.
Feed the people.
Yes, sir.
Did you get any squabbles when you were in prison?
Yeah.
What was your record?
Be honest.
Well, I only had eight.
I lost two and I want six.
Okay.
But you know what?
It takes a real man to say you lost.
I'm always gonna keep it real,
cause I'm gonna keep it your best.
And that's why I fuck with you, bro.
What's the fuck with you, man?
You in the box of magic to beat me?
Hell no!
No, you're not gonna say that I respect something fair enough.
Brother, I'm not gonna lie to you.
You couldn't win.
I could beat you?
I didn't you can.
Seriously, you believe in me?
Yeah.
Bring it in, brother.
Just jabs.
Okay.
Straight jabs.
Oh, yep, yep, yep, straight jabs.
Yeah, we can make it happen soon.
All right.
Come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yo, stern dang dad, you in the,
I'm jailed.
You're always sorry right now.
Where do they run a park?
No, your homies are looking at you.
Oh my God.
For any way, you gonna run out the door
and you gonna squabble out.
No, they're running.
You're a caster.
I'm a what?
Certified.
I'm a civilian, bro.
But the head trunk, oh, shit, get real bad out.
It's all right, son.
That's because I lost a piece of a tooth.
Let me tell you how that happened.
Oh, I got to hear that.
Here's the story.
OK.
So I was in the federal prison right there back.
I had to remove a big motherfucker.
Oh, six with five, 350 pounds.
There you go.
How'd you do that?
Well, he disrespected the crisps.
He blew from six goose diamond crap.
And we had to get up out of here.
He got to the table.
He told me, I can't get up out of here.
I didn't fuck up out of here.
And nobody going to get me up out of here.
Me and another trip, my size got up out of there
because all the other crisps, they didn't want to do shit.
They had the halfway house, and they was waiting on the
big booty stitches.
I was only a couple months from home, nothing they got 10
years, but that's why.
You just sit back quick, you get dealt with.
Mother fucker, I don't want to look.
So now we're in the dorm again.
OK.
You might meet a champion.
Yeah.
You know the Shrugger fighter.
Yeah.
And did you?
Ah, but you might meet somebody like Jack from over.
Now he's a boxer.
He's a knockout artist.
Damn.
You can't fuck with him.
You hear me?
Somebody like me just big in the street fighting.
Yeah.
But hold on.
Okay.
Now you're in a dorm you're surrounded with everybody.
Uh-huh.
It's program time.
Okay.
They call you out.
They might do you like how they did SK.
How the Cuff and Limbs were grabbed to the ass.
Oh, shit.
They ran to the park.
How to make a fight.
Okay.
Then I do you like that.
Wait, me?
Oh.
Okay.
They might tell you so.
Hey, look.
Just run that commissary in and clean up every day.
What's commissary?
Food, motherfucker.
Oh.
Survival kit.
Shit.
Something you got to survive over.
If you do drugs, like a lot of them customer, motherfuckers,
you'll smoke some spicy, why you see.
You don't want that?
No.
Because you don't know what's going on around you.
There's a lot going on, bro.
When the enemies come in, all times
at night, they're wayside.
Yeah.
You understand?
Yes, sir.
So what would you do?
Would you cast a fade with me?
Huh?
Or would you just run out of the door?
I'm running out the door, brother.
You gotta run out the door.
And it gets you.
Wait, what?
Wait, wait, wait.
You gotta run out the door.
Brother, brother, wait, I'm going to let you run out the door.
Wait, wait, wait.
Make sure you don't do that.
I'm faster now.
I told you.
OK, wait, wait.
I'm all sweaty.
Make sure you don't do that.
Hold him on the shoulder.
Prisoner has me.
Brother, brother, please.
Let's have a good conversation.
All right, so you're out to do it.
I read it out.
You marked out.
I'm out.
I'm not in the game.
Guess what?
Your big booty bitch, she's clowning you.
She gives all her homegirls and friends the same.
Girl, young man is our constant.
He wrote it out.
Yeah, you just fucked off.
So to get the respect that I have to, and Jail, you have to fight.
You gotta fight.
Shit.
Oh, no, that's why I try to play by like the law perfectly. So make sure
Brother I'd rather just spread positivity good vibes
But what happens you spend positively?
And a motherfucker just snatches your wallet and slaps you in front of your girl and spits on you
Are you gonna play ball and crack on him? Are you gonna swing your fists?
Because now you gotta realize, that's your big booty stitch, you fucker, you're cooching
an asshole every night.
Wait, but how do you-
Yeah, you just got marked out.
So are you gonna fight?
Yeah.
Or are you gonna run?
Do you love her that much?
Honestly, I don't want to risk my life.
All right, so she's gone.
She's gone.
Everybody get her.
There's plenty of fish in the sea.
Yes, good cooching an asshole, worldwide.
Worldwide.
All right, now, another situation.
Okay.
You just had a baby.
Oh, congratulations, by the way, brother very happy for you through
Yes, sir, you just had a baby. Okay, and the baby is with you and you'll see me. I'm good
What's this? What's the CM CM? It's a baby mama. What I say is I'm a motherfucking crap. Yes, sir
So you went her
And the baby uh-huh so motherfuckers get up on you and they disrespect you they slap you they play glasses
I'll be spit on you. Oh shit in front of you see him in the baby
Okay, are you gonna play ball and crack on with your pistol or you gonna fight?
Let's say six six three hundred pounds
swallow
Yeah, what are you gonna do if your baby's crying your baby's only six months old if my kids involved and I'm going to bat for my baby
I respect that. Thank you, sir
But you just let them mark you out and tie you up and fuck you and ask to throw you out the dorm in jail
You said you shouldn't roll it up
So, the baby, don't you see that Lupe?
The baby's situation made you stand up
as a motherfucking man.
Yes, yes.
That's great, that is great, that's great right there.
Yes.
I can respect that.
Thank you, thank you.
Definitely respect that.
So what have you done ever since you got out?
What have you been up to?
Well, man, just putting everything in order.
Okay.
With the baby, check your cheese with the baby.
food close with the baby in the sand.
You know, putting everything in order the best I can.
Uh-huh.
That's good.
Because even when you're sending you the voice messages,
I heard you were your...
You heard the baby.
Yeah, bro.
That's the baby.
W. Dad in the chat.
Yes.
He's an amazing father.
I'm a nifty father.
I can't find fingers.
Free cake for I think I should in general.
Give it every enemy a certified play ball
can crack an issue.
My homeboy.
Yes, sir.
The line was, I see my glock out.
Ha ha ha ha, wonder what the niggas doin' over there.
No time it is, I will.
All right, well.
Three K-5s.
It's been two and a half years
since we've seen each other.
Yeah.
Can you give me a compliment?
A compliment, well, you're not in jail.
Yeah?
I mean, from the type of place that you're at in life.
Maybe a better compliment.
Well, I mean, you're still alive.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
My guy.
Oh wow, I cracked my knuckles.
My knuckles are scarred.
Look at all the scars.
Oh.
She kind of gave a face.
Damn.
I'm trying to get to the middle here, but the tooth got cracked.
If I do a big blow.
We had to get killed up there.
A lot of people see my teeth, and I said, we'll cut it.
No, the other person see my teeth.
You see it, man.
What do we have, like, huh?
Like, guess what?
My tape is missing from guys that fight.
And I smoke a crystal lamp like this
custom motherfuckers these days.
Mike is a little covered.
Oh, well, you want to fix it.
Oh, I don't.
Like, perfect.
All right.
Yes, sir.
Can you hear me?
Chad, can you hear me?
Yes, we know.
Shalal!
Can you hear him, Chad?
Can you hear me?
Oh, crib-ass.
Cancel that segment, crib-ass.
If you can hear me.
Are we good?
you good hey Jack I want to let you guys know Marino Valley we got captain
smoke shop you know oh oh I'm gonna pick it up for you no damn it okay I don't
need it okay that's your phone you need that sorry so you get five of these no
you get two of them five dollars there you go captain smoke shop Marino Valley
and for me yeah if you want to smoke or your friends maybe a big booty
Get her high, get her snuck off.
Oh!
Get her her coach out of here.
Bluff her ass whole loose.
Oh my god.
Wait, don't get up.
Huh?
Yeah, you want to say hi to the stream?
Yeah.
Okay, sure.
Hi, kids.
Let's take a group picture, guys.
Come on, kids.
The kids want to take a picture.
Let's do it, brother.
Make sure your parents approve it.
Okay.
Can you do the parents approval?
Thank you for the gift, by the way, brother.
That means a lot.
Thank you.
Little pay will buy you some more, don't worry.
Okay.
All right, let's come on. Let's go. Okay great people is Marlon here. Oh, he's in the car waiting. Yeah
Sure shirts that way in the black truck. Yeah. Yeah
All right. Hey, I can't remember
school
Don't go to jail. You lose your teeth catching fades
All right. Yes, it's gonna listen. They're gonna stand school. Yes, sir. Yes, that is great to hear
What's your message to the people watching just some motivation stuff because you've been through a lot of motivation
I'm all right motivational stuff
People that snakes you in life will leave them alone
Watch your surroundings and remember wherever you sign up to do make sure you do it the best
To where you end up the best in life. Let's say you have a job
Make sure you're out of the view the best employer there. Yes, sir
so you can get the best check, but I also treat the people that don't have much going on
the bestest as if they're starting off with you. Now in the gang world it's different. Your homeboys
is getting chipped motherfucker and you just post it, rest in peace, and smoke it up right,
you're a cussed up motherfucker. Go pipe a hole, go get cracked in motherfucker. Oh,
Meg Ma! Give a stand right there, come back! All right buddy, get your ass over here, come on.
He wants you to come over here.
Whoa.
Wait, what is that?
Muscle wall.
Wait, wait, hold on.
No, I can do it.
Can I see it again?
Oh.
See?
Oh.
All right.
Boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Oh, hold on.
We'll get that touchdown score.
One, two, three.
Oh!
Ah!
Wow, that was great.
Pretty bang-side my dad home boys, it was good.
That was great. All right, all right.
Can I call you by your name or do you want me to call you Crip Mac?
Call me C-Mac.
C-Mac. Okay, so let's go in the car.
Let's go to our next destination.
Yeah. Have you ever done an escape room?
No. Okay, so we have to...
It's a thing where we have to try to escape a room.
But it's like a game, so it's not serious.
But it's for fun.
You done to go?
Let's go.
Let's go, brother.
I missed you, man.
All right, good.
My guy.
And thanks for the deal with the baby.
Of course, brother.
Of course, man.
And that was from the heart, bro.
I really wanted to help you out.
I know probably a lot of people, you know,
you know, they, they, they, they, they, they, they.
All right, all right, and then also we have a trivia thing,
me versus him as well.
But damn, bro, so like when you were, you know, it's crazy.
I've been to jail before, but only for two days in Dubai.
Yeah.
In Dubai a lot, because I was a, I was filming in an area I wasn't supposed to be.
When you were in when you were in jail for two and a half years did you ever think of me?
Well, I thought about one maybe you're doing well out there
Maybe probably doing streams
Did I about cross your mind though like oh people always asked about you in jail
Yes, everybody serious
See, how's neon, yeah.
What the fuck, every day!
Random, random, random, random emails.
Damn, that's sick!
Random.
We made it all the way to jail!
From South Souters to the Crips to the Bloods.
Even Hovers.
And then what'd you...
Shalom.
They all asked about you.
They don't.
Oh, it's my friend, uh, Crip-Mac.
All right, give me you guys.
Yes, yes, yes.
Sorry, I just...
You guys, hey!
Continue to play basketball.
Wait, can I see your jump shot real quick?
Oh, I don't play that type of ball.
Oh, sorry, sir.
I play the type of ball that you can't come back from.
Oh my god.
Yes, we'll play ball all year.
Yes, sir.
And then I'll like it a little bit.
OK, Frank.
Um, OK, are you, so can we go in my car?
Yeah, yeah, most definitely.
OK, thank you, sir.
All right, here, I'm going to.
My little pies, you got to follow on.
I'm going in their car.
Okay, yes, sir, let's go.
Who has like all that good ground?
Let's go, let's go brother.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, what, are you guys in a private school?
See.
I'm so sorry.
Hey, stay in school.
Don't end up in jail, kids.
Okay, I think, yeah, this seems like good kids.
Can we go in the very back brother,
if that's okay with you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, just wanted to make sure.
You should have a woman going back.
A woman, bro, I didn't know.
Damn wait let me let me fix the seat one second. Yeah, you gotta sit on this side. I'll fix the other seat
Yeah, yeah, no problem. Okay. You guys have a nice nice truck. Thank you, bro
We got a great little head of something like that
Yeah, we'll pay a truck
Okay, all right. Can you put this this thing up? Okay. All right. Let's head to this place
I had a lot of I had food planned for us, but I just didn't uh, I
Didn't know what you're like what you're um, what your favorite food is I should have asked
Well, Gucci and Hassan.
Okay. Other than that.
Well, anything healthy these days,
I was a prop-class fan deeply.
Ooh.
But I clogged my arteries.
No.
I was bad.
Fuck.
I eat it every day.
Maybe once a week.
Shit.
But maybe you have fish or rice and you invest in it.
Do you like Indian food?
We can try it. I never had it.
Ooh, okay.
Also, this is my friend, Cribez.
Oh, right. Nice to meet you.
nice to meet you, you can get a fifty-fifth or a low-general and stuff.
Okay, let's keep it, uh, let's keep it, uh, keep it very, okay.
Alright, nice. Okay, um, Dan, so, bro, um, I'm gonna have the chat ask questions, bro,
because, you know, they wanna know a lot about you.
Um, what, like, what time, what are you doing off the wake-up?
You wake up, what is, what's happening?
Well, now that I'm a father, so I wake up, and the baby say,
DAT DAT!
Aw...
Be hungry. I know what that is.
Yeah.
And I know how to time everything.
my juicier journey is in bed still.
I know how to get the food, prepared,
all the time.
Yes, sir, that's very good.
I know how to do it.
And I realize that she told me everything's there.
You know, feed the baby all the time,
guess what the baby does?
Screams, she throws her fit.
Oh my God.
So when I wake up, I make sure that I already have it
ready to go.
Yes, sir.
And I realize also with the baby,
and she doesn't have a phone, she's looking at,
or something to occupy her time,
she likes big guy.
the song by Ice Spice with a shower ice.
Okay, are you playing it?
With the song, yes.
Okay, what is it called?
Ice Spice, the song's called Big Guy.
Big Guy Ice Spice.
Yes, that's Kalani Bear's song.
Okay.
Well, I heard it, she said, she got that.
You're a big guy.
Oh.
It made me laugh.
Is this it?
Just a try now.
And get out of there, this is Big Guy.
The baby's song, the baby loves his song.
So this is the song.
This is Big Guy, yeah.
Stop playing with the vibe.
She knows big guy, big guy.
I don't put big guy on and go.
I've got big guy pants okay.
So she look, she's fucking like you.
I'm shit off as a guy.
I've got big guy pants okay.
I've got pants on and so much more.
Of the week up I'm feeling my buns.
I've been going around with my girlfriend.
What's your favorite song? What songs were you listening to in jail?
Are you going to hear one of my favorite songs?
Yes.
Type in Krip Mag, featuring Butch Cassidy, B-U-T-C-A, space-C-A-S-S-I-D-Y, get cracking,
G-E-T space-C-R-A-C-C-I-E. That's my song. That's what I live by in life through the
gang's shitting respect.
Getting a general on white,
getting certified through Tarnity Mac,
which is Big Hoodie Mac.
Certified my general rank.
Came five fingers certified.
Nice. That's fire.
I'm sorry I didn't get to step on your foot.
That's the record, I'm telling you.
Okay, record right there, damn, bro.
So what other side hustles are you in?
You obviously do social media stuff,
you're making music, what else are you tapping in on?
Just music, I'm mackin' in with Drosky
and Lil' Coolzzy and Hayden Ross
and sometimes, of course, no jumper.
Okay.
I'm some great people, you know, some great people.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That's great, bro.
That's great, wait, oh, wait,
do you like driving or do you like getting driven?
I could drive myself.
I feel like you go over the speed limit a little bit.
I go over the speed limit.
I'm going to drive.
I don't trust me.
I believe you.
I could tear that freeway out.
Oh, shit.
Bro, I love the hairstyle, bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I got that, yeah.
You tell your big homeboy, general lady, big homeboy,
right?
Yes, sir.
We got a little guy, a homegirl, a lady sea rider.
OK.
She's a big homegirl from here.
She's crazy as a mother.
Do you like her, right?
No.
We love her. We love her. Shout out to her. Shout out to the sea rider, Lady Sea Rider. Shout out to the Lady Sea Rider.
Oh look, and then my big homeboy, little crazy mad ass cray-hat, the 50th Street General. Yes sir.
He had his hair in cornrows and plaques. When I met him years ago, I was a teenager. Okay.
And you know, that's my big homeboy right there also. You know, my homeboy 4S, he's got the black...
Glasses are dying right now, okay?
So that's a nifty look.
Okay.
It's a nifty look.
You know something different?
Yes, sir.
You can't frame me on shit.
Oh.
It's a different look.
Yeah.
I thought, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Mm, yeah.
Question, do you like my,
do you like my,
because back then when we linked up,
I had like a buzz cut with black hair.
Do you like my new hair?
I mean, I said,
there's your big booty sets like it.
I don't have a girl, I'm single, man.
I need to take you to the strip club.
Should we go, me and you?
We should go.
I'll supply the cash.
Let's go.
Oh, let's go.
I didn't know, bro, damn, I would've brought like a whole,
next time I'ma set it up properly
and make sure you get everything you need.
I'll touch the slot.
Oh, okay.
Who's your celebrity crush?
Celebrity crush, ooh, I had the idea.
Well, I like a lot of people.
Okay.
I would've said I spiced, but since the baby.
Yeah.
Like space, I don't want to make juice and drink a mess.
It's high ice class, we're going to change it up.
Okay.
Well, can we go with prawns?
Sure.
Jasmine cost me here.
Okay.
Cherokee ass.
I've never heard of that.
What are you going to look them up?
Yes, sir.
They're anal hoars.
Okay.
Oh, you like anal?
I look their coochie, their ass,
they eat their coochie, they eat their ass.
But they like that though.
Oh, one to love it.
You got someone in the whole, you fuck them in the ass,
like, wait, hold on.
Hold on.
They say, wait, they say, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, hold on.
Oh, shit.
You're talking to the shit out the ass, though.
You gotta slow down, you gotta stop.
That means you're a little aggressive.
Okay.
But you got women like that.
They're very sensitive over there.
Right, you got women like the anal queen.
She can't sleep unless there's coming her ass off.
She can't sleep unless you fuck her ass off.
Oh, shit.
So when me and her were in there,
I couldn't trust that I was in jail.
she was where on the streets you know I'm not even alive I got into the fight
with a he bracing from 5-4 VNJ maybe I don't quit split up no I was a good
I was in the home but what's your name is the handle I was in the cell with
he bracing and another dumb who go on that far prison she told me she was
getting ready to fuck one of her producers from the poor club that's what I
What'd you do?
I cried.
She said, nigga, don't cry for an autumn inmates in jail.
I said, why are you doing me like this?
I want to get out of the snow with a little more extra.
You know, get a little more ball.
My mind said, I snap.
There's different things I can make when I snap.
A great relationship can make me snap.
There's a great homeboy can make me snap.
those type of things and they're gonna go crazy.
It's a little crazy.
I'm like, what, certified for it crazy?
Certified I can't fly for years and time to team up.
Yes, sir.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hell.
I think we're almost there.
We're almost there.
Yes, sir.
Almost there indeed.
Yeah, what about, you like, uh, Skybury?
What?
She's on another porn star.
I haven't seen her.
Oh, for real.
What about Bella Danger?
No, no, no.
What does she do?
Porn.
What kind?
Uh, I haven't, bro.
I haven't beaten up her in a while.
Only Coochie born.
I'm preserving my nut.
Only Coochie born.
Oh, only Aspill porn.
No Coochie born?
What's Coochie?
Well, the Coochie's the pussy.
Oh, I'm stupid.
Pussy born asshole.
Does she do it all or just pussy born?
I think just pussy.
No.
You don't have to.
It ain't enough, hood.
Just say it or not!
Every since I've got to give up her coochie,
her asshole, and her motherfucking mouth,
or her home girl, or somebody who's gonna get fucked.
I'm HK motherfucking Magnasty.
All in the stitches, coochie and ass cheeks.
I second that.
Well, damn, bro.
This is a real moment.
Yes, that's it.
It's like a reunion, man.
It feels great.
It's a reunion, man.
You miss me, right?
You're a great guy.
But did you miss me?
Well, I mean, you're just a great guy.
You know?
My friend has missed a big duty, sir,
so I don't miss no motherfucking man.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, I didn't know.
You're a great guy.
You're a nice guy.
I try to be.
You know?
I try to be.
You're my type of guy.
But don't get it twisted.
And not that type of way.
Of course not.
How far are we, Mia? One minute away. One minute 55 seconds. Yes sir. We'll wait at
extra 55 seconds for you. Extra 55 seconds. Okay, we're gonna wait in the parking lot.
I'll put a timer on. That's great. Okay. I'll only for you brother. That's great. I like it. Yeah.
55 seconds. What do you think I should work on as a person, as a human? Well,
You gotta fight and you gotta fight and survive.
Oh shit.
But I just feel like I have no beef and problems,
so I don't really need to fight.
You might end up in jail and jail and your bail,
you just can't get out.
Oh my God.
But like a guy like me, I would try to make friends.
He's like, yo, hey.
You could try to make friends because there's always
somebody that would test you.
It's called respect some, fear none.
Just to see what you do.
I had a psychiatrist, but he was my cellmate
in federal prison.
named Tyler T. Shout out to Tyler T.
Shout out to him.
And Tyler T. He just knew everything about my life.
Did I say something?
He knew everything else.
Like, he just knew it.
Like, wow, he just figured me out so fast.
I'm like, this guy's a psychiatrist.
He let me know how everything in life would go.
Yep.
And I came home and I never in my show he was all right.
That's great.
Yeah, shout out to Tyler T.
Should we put on the 55 second timer?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Timer.
And then we'll get out after that
Exactly I'm gonna lie bro coming out of jail. You like you you look a lot like really like you're blowing up
I'm going in. I'm in better shape. Yeah, you're glowing bro. Like that the Sun is just reflecting amazing off your skin
Well, it's looking good man better shape. I've stayed better shape. You're in the gym every day
When I was in jail, I used to work out every day, just do push-ups, squats and jump attacks every day.
Is the holding pocket thing real in jail?
The holding what?
Like the holding pocket thing, that I've seen in movies.
No.
It's not real?
I've never seen a body holding a body's pocket.
Okay.
I've never seen that shit, damn.
So it's just some movie stuff, yeah?
Probably movie shit.
And they're dropping the soap, it's just a movie thing.
It's to scare the kids.
Oh my God!
Let me know.
I'm gonna let you all know something.
Let's keep it 55th straight.
There's no shit as such as dropping the soap in jail.
That's just your parents trying to scare you to stay in school.
Did you what? You don't take your fades.
Maybe they'll tie you up and they'll try to tell your asshole up.
You know it's crazy when I went to jail, there were like some guy,
he was there, me and my cameraman were in jail.
Like some guy like walked past us, he's like, have you ever been fucked in the ass?
He said it to me.
She fired on me.
What?
So hit him in his nose.
But then his people would have ganged up on me, bro.
We were out here.
I saw the fuck, well, your respect is everything.
Respect some fear, what?
None.
You're none.
None.
Respect some fear, none.
None, yeah.
Okay, so everybody don't get respect.
That's true.
So do you respect me?
I mean, as far as you stand up,
if you see him and your kid was there,
you would fight, but you just let the ninjas
mark you out and tie you up under the bunk in jail,
Oh, you're out of the door, man.
There's no respect there.
Well, I respect you.
Well, I mean, you should.
Oh, yes, okay.
All right, the 55-second timer's up.
Can we go?
Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go.
There's some fresh air.
Yeah, some fresh air.
You want some water or anything, brother?
Is there anything you can get?
Oh, yeah, yeah, grab some water.
Water's correct.
I'll get you some water.
I'll let everybody know, grab plenty of water.
Yes, water's good.
Plenty of fucking water.
Hold on, let me wash my step.
Okay, yep, watch your step, brother.
55th Street under school, is in my bio.
Get your shit and if you clean.
Let's go.
House is in office.
Where's the place?
America.
Doing all the best cleaning around there.
Wait, do you know what my real name is?
So many, cool.
Uh, take your guess first.
Oh, Sally.
No.
Sally, my name?
Salisbury.
Okay, it's McChile.
All right, let's go, it's that way.
Oh, wow.
I'm in for your help.
you
What's wrong?
Let me check.
Okay.
It's okay.
I'm not hungry.
No worries.
Is it bored?
No, it's not bored.
Okay.
Are you ready?
So first we're doing a trivia thing and then after that we're doing an escape room.
So we've got to escape the room.
No way to get out.
All right.
Let's try it.
Let's do it.
We had to work together as a team.
I know you said you don't respect me yet, but I'm going to build my respect
for this.
Respect that you'll stand up by your key.
Okay.
It was back then to stand up by your kid,
but you won't stand up in jail, that's.
Bless you.
That's bad, but I cough, mother fucker.
Sorry.
You got this.
Perfect, thank you so much.
You stand up, you must stand up with your kid, right?
This is great.
But in jail, you won't stand up.
You let them beat you up until you ask about it, right?
I feel like I don't have to be in the situation to really know.
You might have to go to the GM for your life.
No, no, no, I'm happy.
What are you most grateful for in life?
My health.
The baby.
Lupe.
My blue devil.
Okay.
My young homeboy and my team five finger voice.
King five fingers, baby snaps, little snaps.
All the big homeboys over there on the eight block.
Mm-hmm.
A lot of the homies over on 55th Street,
Mama Bear, also Granny Bear.
Even Juicy Dream in my scene.
OK.
You know, it's in the bag.
What does see mean?
It's a baby mama with a C.
OK.
Because I'm a motherfucking crab.
Excuse me, sir.
How much longer until the first one's ready?
Amazing, thank you so much, man.
What does he make it?
What?
I've got my water right here.
Oh, elevator. Okay, cool.
Is there good service up there? Phone service?
Okay.
Uh, you ready to see Matt?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Let's do it.
I'm glad to enjoy this day with you.
I wouldn't want to spend it with you.
Any woman that has ever snatched me in the past has remembered.
You don't ever got a chance with me again.
That's it, isn't it, son?
That's some real shit.
And they'll never find better.
Never.
Of course they're not.
They don't stay on their mama's couch.
You tell them.
That's what they like.
You're gonna stay on your mama bear's couch
the rest of your life.
Getting fucked in your coochie and asshole
and throwing her around.
Like the sweatshirt you orange on a trace,
Chase Cloud.
I'm sorry?
You never gonna nullify nothing.
You wanna come out?
No, we're gonna look at it.
That's some real shit right there, son.
Yes.
And that's not directed to anybody,
Yes, I can tell you, I feel that to nobody, yeah, no, yeah, no, we got no friends in here.
We got all friends.
It's water that is healthy. Hell yeah, great. Water is really good for you, Chad.
I know. Hey, drink plenty of water, whether it's cold or hot water, it's going to have you run cold.
It's great for you.
Good for your skin, good for your body.
Yes.
It's good for you, bro.
Oh my God, it's kind of dark here.
Yes.
All right.
So I'm scared sometimes of the dark.
Are you scared of the fears?
No.
Damn.
I have no fears.
I respect that.
I don't even fear if I get a life or a death.
What?
I have no fear.
Everything's going to see all right.
Mm.
Yeah, I'm serious.
No, I'm not.
I'm not from the best king five fears in general.
Baby snaps.
No fear. No fucking fear.
Alright.
You were here.
We are here for the first game!
Nice!
I know him. That's Peter Griffin.
Yeah, Peter Griffin.
So this is like a one-to-one trivia, right?
Yeah, so you guys should have your names.
Oh, our names are already here, brother?
Yes.
Okay, you're right here. See, Matt?
And I'm right here.
So we're going against each other in trivia.
Wait, we didn't start yet.
So I started.
Chat predictions, move back!
Me, man, my grill doesn't fit.
Because bro from six-toes diamond,
we removed cash, and gave me my motherfucking face.
But all the other fades on me, so I ducked my ass,
my teeth don't get it, and I hit you with a power punch.
Would you like to get a friendly fade?
No, sir.
I'll actually show you some things
to protect your life.
Let's do this.
I'm excited. We're gonna have some instructor come and they're gonna start it.
This is pretty good. You should have tried it. You're gonna support her now.
Oh man. Damn, bro. I really, I felt good with you man.
Well, I can tell you Robert, I appreciate you helping the baby.
Oh yeah, of course.
I'm not expressing like I was not careful.
Do you think she likes me?
She likes me too.
Yeah, I mean it's okay. I'll be, yeah. I'm very good with kids.
Now you better treat the baby nice.
Brother, I would come on bra be very nice. Yeah, my word
You're not strong in prison, bro. You're working out shit every day
What did you do at night? Is there a time where they close the lights and you have to sleep?
Yeah, well just jack off the lotion. You have lotion there. You buy it. Oh shit
Oh, you could jack off the shower. Which one did you do it about?
In the shower.
I feel that.
It's not a respect towards your cell.
Yeah, because in the air.
You know what, jack off under them.
Fans, don't jack off under your cell.
Make sure you go in that shower.
It's respect.
It's respect, man.
You know what's crazy?
I'm starting to learn more.
The world is all about respect.
And, uh...
Respect some fear none.
That's my new logo.
Or slogan.
What is it?
That's not your my slogan.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna.
We can make money together often, man.
Okay, fifty-fifty.
That's a little it.
Alright, let's get this game started.
Wait, it says push any button.
Oh, it's started already.
Wait.
Alright.
Let's go!
This is a friendly, friendly game.
It is starting.
friendly game.
It is starting!
Are you excited?
Woo!
Let's welcome our players!
What the wrong one?
Yeah, what are you doing?
Prepare for a fun...
Yeah!
Change and push rounds and four mixed games designed to keep you engaged and excited.
Let's go!
Quiz game rules are so easy.
I forgot what I was doing.
points for every correct answer and oh my ass I'm sorry
brings his own set of fresh and exciting rules the player who amasses
the most important emergency chat predictions who got
winning this mere C-maxes to snap all those and record videos but not I'm
gonna give a play ball my enemies I'm not doing this shit
okay we'll try it
round five! Round one! I won round five. Okay. Let's quiz. Get ready for a mix of questions
From various categories. Each question has one correct answer of four. Choose the right
Corresponding button if you answer correctly you earn one hundred points
The voice are deducted for incorrect answers
You have ten seconds to make your choice
Alrighty
Well, we gotta wait. It's gonna tell you the correct answer you clicked that button
What's the question okay
What?
Try the blue motherfucker right there.
Blue girl.
You gotta click the, um, whichever way.
Mickey Mouse I click.
You got it right!
Well, my daughter loves Mickey Mouse.
I chose Mickey Mouse over the blue motherfucker with Doming Cronin.
What famous ancient structure was built by Greece?
Damn it!
I don't know. Oh my god.
Come on, motherfucker, don't work.
No, you just picked one. I got it! Yes!
You just picked. Oh my god.
Which river is the longest in the world?
I know the answer. I'm not selling you.
Oh, I know the answer. I'm not selling you.
I got it right. Let's go! I'm winning!
What movie is the highest rated by IMDb?
I love watching movies. Easy.
Fuck, I got it wrong. You got it wrong too. It's okay. It happens.
Arts and literature. Arts, okay.
What film did Leonardo DiCaprio finally put in Oscar?
Oh! Easy!
We both got it wrong. Oh my god.
Damn.
Geography.
Geography, I'm good with this.
This is the second desert location.
And which continent is the Sahara Desert located?
I know that one.
That's easy.
I'm winning three.
Oh, come on.
Dude, you know how to play it?
I mean, what's your score, man?
I'm at 300.
You're at 100.
No, you have to get as many as you want.
I'm on three, you won one.
Oh, yeah.
Your score's a little higher than mine, isn't it?
No, so the way you play is, um, you, um,
should I, wait, no, can I explain it real quick?
So like, okay, all these questions, just look at it.
So if you think it's this one, you click this.
If you think it's this one, you click this.
You got what I'm saying?
All right.
Should we go on to the next thing?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Not working.
No, you got it right, actually.
I got it right?
What was TikTok's original name?
Easy!
Yes, sir!
Here's a click one.
What was it?
Oh, we both got it wrong.
What the fuck?
Alright.
Where's the first superhero in Marvel Comics?
Got it.
Oh, I know that one.
Batman.
Yeah?
No, it's Captain America.
We both got it wrong.
Is that it?
Yeah, this thing might be wrong.
Where did the Vistula dog breathe originally from?
He was a hungry motherfucker.
Okay, you want to do something else?
After this, yeah, I'm trying to figure this out.
Okay, wait, let me explain it real quick.
Hungry? I mean, I was hungry on that because I knew the dog was fucking starving. He was hungry.
Like, right, see?
Carl was hungry.
Carl was a starving motherfucker.
So that's why they gave Carl the dog that name
out of hungry motherfucking place.
What's my score?
Uh, it's a tie game, actually.
300-300.
Well, how many games have I won?
You've won three, I've won three.
What is the largest planet in the solar system?
Mars.
I'm not good at this type of game.
You're good at playing ball.
Okay, so you're gonna go right.
How many I got?
Three, three.
No, I'm just kidding.
How many I got?
You got four, I got three.
That's something spotty.
I'm one at this game.
Yes, tie game.
Let's go.
Sports, oh, this is my thing.
This is the 2048 silver Olympics we have.
Easy.
Got it.
I got it! I got five! I didn't quite get fast enough. I knew it was an alibiography.
What is the approximate depth of the Mariana trench? The deepest oceanic trench on Earth?
Oh, crap. You have to pick one, though.
Whichever taps it works, I don't give a fuck.
And it was the costliest natural disaster in US history at the time.
Oh, I know this one
So sad hurricane
You want five now?
Yeah, oh, that's a good game. Good game brother. You just wanted to get to five ready. That's good. Okay. Let's go five is great
That's always been my going life. That's always been my going life to have five
on a skull
You know, so that's definitely
I'm just a cow. There. This has been the homeless. Why not die? It makes fun. Watch out. Let's go, let's go.
That was great. Did you have fun? I had fun. Okay. Wait, no, no, no. We go back that way.
And then I think we have the next one. It's the escape room. So now this one we have no choice but to stay until we escape.
That's where we escape.
Ah, we're gonna escape!
Ah!
Where do we go?
Oh, downstairs.
Let's go.
Wait, uh, uh, Mia, uh!
Hello.
How you doing?
Oh
Okay, wait, I don't think we go down
Oh, we're going to be going down for the other room.
Okay, perfect. Let's go.
Imagine if you're going to court at CCB, and they're trying to fight you now.
No.
Oh.
Come now.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Just the hood.
No, I didn't know that.
Wait, wait, wait.
Face the wall like you're in jail.
Face the wall?
Yes.
Okay, yes sir.
I mean, you just face it?
It's like you're ready on court, see the court has,
maybe Attorney Rosenberg, shout out Attorney Rosenberg,
if he gets you out of jail, Attorney Rosenberg.
Shout out to Attorney Rosenberg.
Attorney Rosenberg.
Attorney Rosenberg, everybody go get,
hire him as an attorney.
Yes, also, yeah.
And Attorney Benjamin, which is Attorney Benjamin,
I just put a C in it,
because I'm a motherfucking what?
McCrack. McCrack.
Yeah.
Yes.
Ready, Charmys?
They can help you.
They can help you in any situation.
All right.
Should we have a seat until...
Oh, I think it's...
Wait, is it ready?
Is it ready?
Oh, cool.
Okay, I think there's some rules we have to pay attention to because I think there's
like, um...
Oh, these are guns.
Look!
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Wait, sir, is there any way we can play with this one?
Uh, oh, these are guns, look!
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Wait, sir, is there any way we can play with this real quick?
Yeah, can we crack?
No, we want to crack on some motherfuckers right now.
Is there any way really quick?
I want to crack on some motherfuckers.
I love guns.
You don't play ball.
No, no, go to the gun range and shoot the...
No, no, you don't play ball on any enemies, though.
No, no, I don't have any enemies.
You're a trolly-wally.
I'm not a trolly-wally anymore, bro.
That was old me.
That's old you.
Yeah.
Now I'm like a...
You're a fair man.
I'm a fair man.
I'm a changed man.
You're a changed man.
I grew up.
You grew up now.
You raised both things?
You grew up now.
When you have a baby, you'll definitely change.
Okay.
Where are my shoes?
One sec.
Let's let the game start first.
I can't wait.
What?
I want this one.
Okay.
Oh, good, all good.
All right, let's go.
Oh, whoa.
There's nothing that comes out of these, right?
No.
Okay.
You trust me.
Of course.
Yeah, you're not a alien.
Of course not, you're good.
Ha ha.
Let me, how do we play?
I don't know, just shoot some.
Ha ha ha.
I'm telling you.
All right, hold on.
One five shots came out this motherfucker.
I think we do do 24 shots or 60,
this is 24 shots.
Yeah.
Okay, and then you get 24 shots.
Oh, I should have had low-H kind of struck some blue devil come here and so on.
Excuse me, excuse me, how do we play?
How do we play the game?
I think this isn't good.
Blue devil low-H kind of struck something to show off his skills.
Okay, I think we shoot the targets.
Let's get some touch there.
Okay, let's go.
Score, motherfucker!
Okay.
What are we shooting, man?
The red things.
The little red things.
There ain't any problems here.
No, no, it's not a real gun.
and it's like a laser gun.
Oh, you hit it.
Of course I did.
Okay, you want to use this one or should I use this one?
You use no longer.
Let's go.
I got it.
I got no longer.
That's two.
Okay, that's two.
You're at two oh.
Oh, what's this?
Let's go.
Oh, where you from?
You're no longer.
Oh, shit.
What's good?
I'm trying to get cut right there.
Cut no longer.
How do you have such a good aim?
I can't tell you a secret, okay.
Ah!
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
Thank you, dude.
Ah!
Continue.
Good job, okay.
Wow!
Wait, let's go for like a longer one,
long distance.
There's no way you, hold on.
Hold on, let me get you.
Let me get you, come on, get it.
I can't hardly get along.
You gotta walk up on me, girl.
But, girl, he's good, though.
Let me get you, come on.
I can't not do that.
Bro, you can't remind me of John Wick.
How many were so scoffed?
I'm at zero and you're at like seven.
You won.
All right, let's just go.
All right, you ready for the escape room, brother?
Fun game, we should have some sound.
Like you crack on shit.
Is that like the pleasure out of it, like this, the sound?
It's an adrenaline rush.
Oh.
All right, we're ready, let's go.
Let's go.
Wait, zombie outbreak.
Wow!
Is there gonna be people here?
No.
Okay.
I'm like, like, like zombies.
Oh my god.
Zombie act.
Mama bear.
Shut up.
Mama bear.
She loves it.
Oh, well, we'll basically have to come out of her.
Let's just be careful.
Her deposit.
Wait.
That's my deposit.
Oh, she deposit.
Yeah.
Well, how much do you have in the bank?
You can't tell me that.
It's not looking too good.
Oh, not that.
Let's just have a bank.
Okay.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Okay.
You have to try to go ahead and go over so much.
Okay.
I'm just going to go ahead and go over some of the rules.
So my name is Alex.
Alex.
How are you doing, Alex?
Thank you.
Nice to meet you guys.
Your game master is going to be Kay.
Kay's going to be watching on that camera.
They're just going to be watching on that camera.
OK.
Now, you guys, let's get a piece of applause.
It's your first time.
I've never done it.
You've never done it?
I've done a few times.
All right.
So I'm just going to go over some of the rules.
So we have a small job, and I'll
get some hooks right here that people can hand stuff up.
But you guys, how many of you got?
We're doing this air conditioner in here.
You can get that.
Uh, there's some drinks holders right there, but you guys don't have any drinks, you don't have to worry about it, so just please don't move them off the wall.
Okay.
Go into the rules, three main rules, rule number one is that we ask you to do it.
You didn't order, you didn't order any beers, so there's no drinks.
That is true. Uh, like I said, we, uh, asked that you guys don't use any excessive force for rule number one.
Yes, sir.
Basically, anything that can open is going to open relatively easily, and if not, you probably might need to solve a puzzle to get involved with.
Okay.
So, let's go ahead and keep that in mind that you don't want, you want to treat everything in here like it's super fragile and that can break.
Super fragile!
Anything that you don't need to use yourself
the puzzle's gonna weigh about six pounds or less.
Got it.
You already big booty shit, you fucked her coochie.
You fucked her asshole.
And her assholes are not gonna fragile
like she wasn't used to, no good angle.
She wasn't important, it's probably the angle queen.
So what you do is you just keep eating her coochie,
keep eating her asshole.
And you shoulda go slower with it.
Or else you gonna say, wait, hold on!
You don't tear that motherfucker up.
Good sex.
Good sex always solves a lot of problems.
Yeah, let's save all the money.
Right, if you have no money coming in as good sex,
it's just gonna put you out,
it's gonna throw you on the curb.
Just remember.
The little prize, me and you.
But that's what, if you end up in jail,
everything's gonna see all right, dude.
I think he's gonna be, I think he goes by the law.
All right, aside from that, we also just ask him,
like I said, just don't be careful of everything.
If it's less than six times,
that's what you'd probably use.
We do not touch your wrists.
If you guys see stickers like this on anything,
just please do not touch it.
Do not touch it.
Just because there might be electronics behind it,
we wouldn't let anyone get shot.
Try to touch it, I'll slap the shit out of you.
I'm not gonna glass it off the thing.
I would never touch it.
And then we'll just ask you guys to climb on top of it
and get it like that.
Work that, work this.
Just don't ride the bike a little too roughly.
Go ahead to the hint.
You're gonna be using this kiosk here
when the game starts.
The way it works is you can be a top at the top
and then the two buttons at the bottom.
With the hint button, all you need to do is just tap it once.
Please don't grab the screen and try to swipe
or drag or anything like that.
You'll get your hit within 10 to 15 seconds
and see if they're gonna be seen in a hop.
General Babysnaps, I'm having fun today.
General Babysnaps in prison.
I'm having fun.
We're doing some games.
Babysnaps in prison.
Gosh.
All right.
Yeah, I heard you can hear something
talking to you through the speakers.
Amazing.
Thank you so much sir.
About a few minutes of the game, no hits,
but just try to do it.
Okay.
Only it hits three minutes.
So we just gotta look around and find the clues.
Yes.
Easy.
This is like a scavenger hunt.
And I just wanted you guys to know
if you hear a long sound of Blair, just...
I'm having fun today.
It's hard wanting to stop you guys from doing something.
Yes, sir.
And they're potentially, okay.
Yeah, all right. Thank you.
So just remember that you should just be careful with everything.
Yeah.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Our time is starting. We can't cheat.
Give me a video. Let's give him a play. I'll tell you the story.
Once the video is done, you should decide again.
Let's go. Let's do it, brother.
You ready?
Yeah.
Okay. Also, there might, I think in this one, there...
I can't really complain, I survive on this hill,
I don't know if there's a much better way.
Why's she talking like that?
I even made it a little further than my neighbor Joe.
The rest is so-
Joe?
You're a Joe?
No, I don't know Joe.
I'm resting with him soon enough.
We've got to get young after this mess,
before all this garbage in Amazon meets
and walking dead started.
Joe had finally got number ports needed
to get this old bike up and running again,
but he never got the citizenship.
Maybe all can work together.
It shouldn't be too hard to...
Let's do it.
Teamwork.
Start it.
I'm gonna catch you right this time.
One more.
Okay, we have a man, holy shit, we have a one hour timer.
His heart dedication has some of that stuff
that'll keep you from turning into a zombie yourself.
Oh my God.
He always kept a bottle of it out here for emergencies.
So, make sure to find that before you get it out
for some extra protection.
Try to get up out of here.
Also they said to warn me that there could be like they might be zombies that come in here
So we just can't touch the zombies
You're right, you're right, okay, how do we get out of here bro? I'm gonna have to think, okay
How would you escape a place like this?
It's up to you to find those men that you think I'd run in.
Uh, should we take, should we get a hit?
What are you gonna find?
Huh?
I don't know, let's get a hit.
Did I give this a hit?
What the fuck?
Oh my god, we gotta figure it out or something.
It's OK.
The wheels are a dime, but you can use your ears too.
Every time you get lost, you've got something to get out.
I said, you can get out.
Why is the door open?
Wait.
I don't know.
All right.
How do we get through this door?
Right here.
This is the door we're trying to get out of.
And look, it's locked, I think.
Yeah.
It's locked.
Yeah, it's definitely locked.
OK.
All right.
Let's figure this out.
So we need to find the first.
Oh my god.
Sorry, I got scared.
You're not going to survive in jail.
OK.
Joe rigged it up smart.
All right.
And just a decoration is holding something.
Ah, shit!
OK.
What'd I do?
Oh, I was trying to figure it out.
When you find a key, there's a key somewhere around here.
You think so?
That's only like, they wouldn't get up out of here.
OK.
Should we get a hit?
We can't get it!
Turn the wheel slowly clockwise.
Watch the lights and listen real careful for the bell.
It'll reset if you go the wrong way.
It says slowly clockwise.
The wrong way?
Clockwise, like this way.
I think they're playing a mind game on us.
I'm going left, I'm a creep, let's try the left side.
Is that right?
I think, should we try the other way just to see if it works?
I'm going to go to the left side.
I'm a creep.
Okay, so we just go left.
The flag is on the left.
Okay
There's always a mind game and a trip playing on people okay, it's part of life
I feel you I get that people love to get over on people. Mm-hmm a lot of fucks people over overnight
It's it slowly wait. Can I try one thing really quick? Okay?
This is slowly do you mind if I try the right just to see you might
I know
My decisions often is the best
The fuck, bruh?
I don't understand this game, how do you get out of here?
I don't understand this game. How do me and Neon get out of here?
Jack, can you help us?
Get out of this!
Oh my god!
Grace, you can't get out of here.
Oh, you're supposed to stop the arrow on the white light.
Okay, maybe I got it. Hold on.
Okay, we did something.
Try again?
Yes sir.
Oh my god.
One more time?
Try again?
One more.
No.
Fuck!
So maybe I can wait to stop it here, then I think something might open up.
Hold on.
Possibly.
Leave it right here.
Okay, we're at the right spot.
What do I do?
Try again, boy.
Huh?
What?
Oh my god, you did it!
I'm not a dumb motherfucker.
No, I didn't think you were.
I wasn't surprised, I was just happy.
Oh, shit.
Wow, fuck.
Okay, but I think I know how to do this.
C-Max Earth, I think I figured it out.
So it's like a memory game, so we gotta remember.
So it's this way, this way, and we go left.
And then what do we do here if you have to pick?
Left or right, what does it call?
Oh, it's okay.
So okay, we know, hold on, wait.
Let's go a little slower, hold on.
So we go right, right, right, and we go left.
This is not as fun as eating koojies and assholes
fucking goges and assholes.
It's not as fun.
Wait, no, we get them to go right?
Wait, wait, I think we go.
It's not as fun as fucking women.
This is, it's like, what are you bonding though?
It's not as fun as having sex.
But we're bonding as brothers.
You're a bomb of no men.
Okay.
Let's get out of here.
We can't.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, we're almost to the bottom.
Hold on, we, hold on, hold on.
Oh my god.
Maybe it doesn't work.
We're stuck.
What the fuck is that?
Looper!
Get us out of here.
Should we get, should we leave?
Gotta get out of here.
I hear, okay.
I almost got it.
Wait, can I try for a second?
Oh, it's a memory game.
Yeah, it's a memory game.
We almost got it down.
Oh, wait, let me try one more.
You got to remember which enemy is on which block
and where they hang out at.
OK, so I remember where...
You got to remember where they hang out after you get them.
Pretty much, but in this type of situation.
So they hang out on this block.
OK.
That's where they are.
You can get them.
So right now...
They hang out on this other block you can get them.
If they not out on this block,
talk to the next block.
It's the same as your motherfuckers.
They can get them.
OK.
but never spend the block
oh
moaning one time
you're in jail
so let's get this shit done
alright so i think i remember
let me see how
i feel like general talk any
smarter than the people think
yes sir
wait i i i
wait let's
wait
wait i got that one
wait
no
i didn't get that one shit
get out of it
I've been trying, you know what I'm fucking.
Mm.
Lupe!
Can you come in here and help us?
OK, wait.
I think I can do it.
Oh, Lupe.
Can you trust me?
Yeah, let's try.
OK.
I think I got this.
OK.
So we go.
OK.
Then we go left.
Fuck Joe!
And what are you guys going on?
OK, then we go right.
No!
We don't have 51 minutes left.
No, we're good.
We're going to get this within 10 minutes.
Watch.
So look, okay, we're up here.
Did we go left?
Awesome.
Yeah.
You said that.
And then you go right?
I don't know what block what your enemy hangs out on.
Yes, sir.
And then left?
Good.
That's the easy way to remember it, isn't it?
Oh my God, last one, left or right pick?
Please.
Come on.
Oh.
Left side.
The left side's the best side.
It's crack!
You wanna get some dominoes?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a little smongering.
Okay, let's go.
Yes.
Let's go.
Oh my God!
No!
What the fuck?
Okay, we're okay.
Okay.
I don't feel motherfucking good.
You ain't got a jail, that'll toughen you up.
Can you let him know?
Ha ha, jail will toughen you up.
You might have the enemy as big as color.
Oh my god, I'll be fine.
I know.
You're gonna run to them stairs.
You're gonna fight them.
Maybe we'll quit.
You better?
Are they gonna tie you up and take all your commissary and throw you out the door?
You don't want that.
Yeah, I don't want that.
Fight.
I'm gonna fight.
Respect, sir!
You gonna see my one, two?
Yeah, come on.
From a distance.
Let's keep it distance.
Like, that's not fast enough.
Ain't that good enough for a hood?
No.
I need it.
It's not what you said.
Fuck off, fuck you, you old piece of shit.
I need it.
I need it now.
All right.
Come on, get out of here.
Get your motherfucking ass up out of here.
Okay.
All right, should we try a little longer? Should we go we're gonna figure out we got that we need to like to like make like
We'll feel good after you're the only one scared. I'm not scared
Yeah, but guess what what and the kind of chill what if I leave
And then this big guy's like my size and bigger
And they come up to you that cat can't protect you. That's true. You got to do what?
Squabble squabble up. You gotta fight
respect some
fear none fear none
Okay, I think we need to figure out the wheel bro. The wheels are only bad. We need to ask for another hint
Okay
All right
Till the arrow meets the light
Good spin her wheel
Couch and fuck her old ass
How about that? That's a good thing. She might let us out of here. You fuck her real good
I don't think she's here.
Where is she?
I don't know.
Just tell her you want to fuck.
I tell her, wait, they can hear us.
Bitch! I want to fuck!
Let us out!
I eat your cushy, eat your ass out!
Fuck your cushy and fuck your ass out!
She might let us.
You fuck her real good, she might let you out.
you how. Okay, should we figure out the steel wheel? Okay, let's figure it out.
Okay, let's go slower. Okay, here. Yeah, because I know, here. I got the beginning
down, you see the people going. Okay, let me try, the line if I try really quick.
Okay, so look. So we got up to here, right here, and then there's the left.
Okay, and it was right.
What the fuck?
I got to remember something.
Okay, can you try that?
I'll see.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Okay.
Come here.
Mm.
No, that's wrong. So that one's there.
That's right. That one's there.
There.
Okay.
The niggas hang out on that block there.
Okay.
I think the niggas hang out on this block.
Nope. No, right. So the niggas hang out on this block and that block.
We've got to get them. We've got to get them.
Yes, sir. We're going to get them.
We're going to get these blocks.
I think it's right after this.
No, I think it's left after this.
Okay, I think it's left after this.
You think it's left after this?
Yeah, I remember.
Just slowly, very slowly.
Good, good, good, good.
A little slower.
Okay, I think it's right after this.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my God.
You fell tremendously.
Wait, wait, wait.
I gangbanged.
You don't know what blocks your enemies hang out on.
We got it.
It's white.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Oh.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
We're going to do it.
It's very sensitive.
And then you go right after this.
Right.
Okay.
Now figure out all the blocks that hang out on.
Wait, wait.
Is it left after?
No, I don't want to...
Here.
Okay, maybe you try. It has to be very light and very, very delicate. Left. It's left.
It's left. Trust me. Slowly. Yep. Okay. Almost there. Almost there. Okay. And then
And then what did he say? What did he say last time?
Is it left or right?
Did it work?
Yes, we're almost at the end.
Hold on. So is it left or right after this?
Do you remember the book?
Oh, let's go get food.
This is where we have to.
Okay, should we get food?
Yeah, we need to get out of here.
I don't know how to get out of here.
No, we need food. She better help us get out of here.
Don't wait the doors. Okay. Should we just go through the door? Okay. Let's go your customers couldn't see us
Wow, that was easy. That means in the chat. We did it. You were scared. Oh, it's good. You're gonna jail. They need to toughen you up
Okay, you want to get some food brother? Thank you so much. We beat it. No, we didn't why do I win me?
Oh, I just want to feel better about me.
We felt better, brother.
He was scared the whole time.
The jail needs to toughen him up.
All right, let's go now.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
Yes, sir.
That was good.
We did trivia, a skate room.
We played some.
We shot?
Yeah.
All right, play, role play?
Yeah, everybody was real.
And then now we're gonna go get some food.
No, the gun range is a little more than the family.
Oh, wait, should we go to a gun range?
Yeah, I'm serious.
Are you done?
Yes.
Gun range, you'll be sick.
Chad, should we go to a gun range?
Oh, yeah.
Should we go to a gun range, Chad?
All right.
All right, let's go.
Last destination, brother.
Let's go.
I don't mean nothing.
I'll get the door for you.
Oh.
All right.
Whoa!
Yes sir.
It's a nice truck.
Thank you dude.
Thank you.
It's a nice truck.
Thanks man.
I feel like I am very comfortable in here.
We're going to get Lupe a truck.
Where's Lupe at?
I don't know where she was.
Oh wait.
It's probably hanging out in her car.
What's your favorite food?
You said Popeye's only once a week.
Coochie in the ass.
I can get that delivered.
It's going to take 30 minutes.
Which?
Both.
Well, now he's going to do your ass a little.
On stream?
Yes.
Seriously?
Oh yeah.
Dude, do it on stream.
Fuck yeah.
You got something?
I can get, I can make it happen.
Let's make it happen.
I'm ready.
Oh yeah.
HK McNasty.
Okay.
All right.
I'll make a call.
All right.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yes.
Sweet Jesus.
Yes.
Sweet Jesus.
Ha ha ha.
Whoa, whoa, all right.
Wait, so, okay, and while we're waiting for that to happen,
where do you wanna eat?
Oh, whatever is available.
Okay, we can get anything you want, brother.
What's your dream?
What were you craving when you were in jail?
Some koochie and asshole.
Other than that?
That's kind of...
Koochie and asshole.
But food-wise, like, that's edible.
Koochie and asshole.
I'll get that, I'll get that.
But you can also get some fish.
The real fish.
What's the fish that goes in your face when you eat it?
That's a good one.
Ah!
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Definitely some coochie.
Okay, so you want some fish?
Yes.
Okay.
Fish nearby.
Fish, oh, a fish grill.
Okay.
It's a fish of seafood, correct?
There's some shrimp and some 5-5 so we can do it.
Okay. Do you want to go to like a 5-star restaurant?
I want to go there, but I want some Gucci and Assa.
Okay, I'm working on that.
But when we could go to the strip club?
No, we should find some Gucci and Assa where they eat.
Okay.
Oh, there's one right here.
I'll make some Gucci and Assa.
Okay, there's...
There's Gucci and Assa.
There's a place right here, actually.
It's a seafood restaurant.
Oh, that's great.
9 minutes away.
Let's get there in 5, speed.
Yes.
Speed!
Get there in 5 minutes!
In 55
motherfucking seconds!
Okay.
Alright.
Why you do that? Play the Mr. Nickel song by me
and crack back the Mr. Nickel.
Okay. What other songs do you like that are?
Brute Evelyn.
Okay.
I've never met my homeboy, Blue Devil.
I know each kind of structure is under my name, dude.
He's made him into great guys.
He's the best armed guard.
He'll never let you die.
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
Well, we gang banging together.
That's good enough.
We do destruction together.
You ready?
Yes, sir.
Let's play.
They have to get them all in this one, let's go!
They've got problems with my sex and I'm like,
What the hell, what the hell is this shit?
What the hell is this?
No shit gets them all, what the fuck is this?
What the hell are you talking about?
I
Okay, I think it's a little too fancy. It's alright. Should we go?
Okay, let's try it fuck it. Let's try we are snuggly. Yeah, are you hangry or no?
All right, let's try this is like a fairy there like when uniforms and stuff. All right, well try you want to go first
I would go fifth there's five people in there for people in here
Shit well actually to be fair one two three four, so once you get what should get out sir
I'll go and makes me number five at wayside super max seven hundred seven twelve always make sure I have the fifth
Plate that came through there
Okay, I'm just gonna get out see if you can get out. Thank you, brother
Five is a magical number very magical bro. You should love the number five
Okay
All right, here we are.
Let's go.
All right.
I think we're going to want to go to the same place.
Hello, is this a seafood restaurant inside here?
This is a cappuccino restaurant inside.
What type of restaurant?
Cappuccino.
Is there like, is there fish there?
I'm not sure.
You can double check.
Let's double check.
Thank you.
You can put it in the bowl.
Okay.
Thank you.
Whatever's here.
Who's the nice restaurant?
Yeah, it's very fancy.
Hi, how you doing?
Hi.
I love the soup, brother.
You're in a big jail when you're landing.
Okay.
Hi, how you doing?
Is there a restaurant here?
It's called Cavatina.
Do they have fish there?
They do.
Amazing, they have fish.
I love fish.
What about shrimp?
Shrimp, they have everything you want, brother.
Anything you want.
That's a five-five.
Oh, do you only eat five shrimp?
No.
Okay.
I'm just going to shrimp the five-five.
It's over there, the restaurant, I think.
All right.
Nice.
So we're going to eat this, and then we're going to order some food.
Okay.
I'm going to make some calls while we wait for a while.
Oh, I can't wait.
Okay.
This is the way of my life.
The rest line is right over here.
Thank you so much.
It's right up there.
You go around and, yeah.
All right, let's actually,
all right, real quick.
She sounds like the lady.
She looks like a picture from memories, right here.
Memories, yes.
Every memory.
Smile at the camera.
Come on, a little more smile.
There it is.
All right, let's go.
All right, nice, nice.
Order whatever you want, brother.
That's all on me today.
No, right.
Very fancy.
I'm okay, give them granny bear.
Everything's on curl.
Yes, sir.
Anything for you.
I'm happy to see you out.
I'm happy.
Wow, this is fancy.
Okay.
You sure you wanna go here?
I think it's nice.
Okay.
Little fish.
Wow.
This is so wholesome, bro.
This is nice.
You'll remember this type of location.
take Kalani Berry or something.
Yeah, oh yeah, for sure.
She would love it.
She would.
She might not know how to act, she's the baby.
Oh.
You know, we take her to fun places
and she can run around.
That's amazing.
We're like the only customers, nice.
Are you gonna have kids lately?
Late, have I had any kids?
Probably not.
I wanna have kids in like two years.
I'm gonna get your dollars, right?
Yeah, I gotta get them.
They're just kids.
Okay.
Kids will go.
Hello, how you doing?
Kids will go, thanks.
Hi.
You can't film me dirty.
I'm very sorry.
Is there any way we can sit in the corner
We can only film ourselves.
We will promote your business, whatever you guys.
No, thanks, sorry.
We need authorization from the C.A.
So if you could do the car roll, please.
Okay, we can't film here.
I only gotta go somewhere else, then.
Yeah.
Ooh, I mean, yeah.
I would just do any of you.
And we can't film.
You're parking a lot.
Was it good or like a McDonald's?
It's okay, you know who needs fancy stuff anyway, bro.
Well, fancy stuff makes you happy with life.
That's true. What's your most expensive purchase?
Oh, man, shit.
Damn, that'll please.
We're gonna help the business. They had no customers.
I never memorized.
We're gonna question these fans out.
Oh, you want me to read the question?
Yeah.
Okay, um hey friends. I love y'all. Hey chat. Okay, I mean if the father like King five fingers
I think is the general given every enemy a certified play ball get cracking your tts
It's where their donation their donations. We don't liable split it and they could ask questions to AI tts
Yeah, yeah, but the thing is they get there's no
There's no, um, what's the word called? There's no, um filters and they could say whatever they want
So I don't want them to troll you and then you get mad I won't get mad. I mean I can keep it towards you
I've been getting trolled years, but I made it to spots in life when nobody could
We're leaving
I'll be in this film. No worries. Thank you, man. Oh, yeah, that's the local
Oh, sorry guys.
Yeah, ciao!
Oh, there's the truck.
Yeah, look, presidential service.
Where's the president out here?
I'm at the...
And that's my butler, crib-ass.
He's my butler.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
So anything you need, you need water,
you need Starbucks, anything, he'll give it.
Mm, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You wanna tell him something,
do you do something right now, or are you good?
Well, he's already doing my downs already.
No, he can get you anything you need.
He's Gucci and asshole?
Yes, where's it?
He got it, Gucci and asshole.
Here you go, sir.
Let's get the thing going with the chat,
with the people.
Okay
Yes
Okay, so there is another place that let us film and it is
Me at a lettuce film over there the strip club. I mean you could go to the strip club later
Possibly
Oh, they want to go to marathon burger
Marathon curve. Yeah, also if you need like anything like your shoes clean anything. He'll do it
Oh yeah man, I clean my shoes. I clean my own shoes.
Oh that's fire, respect.
I clean my own goddamn shoes.
Respect.
So I got all me the man in jail to clean my clothes.
I wash them.
I think we should do like a seafood boil bro, that would be sick.
We'll feed the homeless with it though.
Yeah.
The people.
Yeah, all for the people man.
Is there a seafood boil nearby?
Yeah, I do.
How far is that?
19 minutes.
19 minutes, fuck way too far.
Um...
We could make it happen.
Are you sure? I don't know if you have a limited time.
We can make it happen.
Are you sure?
What time is it?
It's 4.06.
Yeah, we can make it happen.
Yes.
Studio's not the 5.55.
I said it properly.
You have a studio session?
5.55.
Who are you hopping in the booth with?
Just me.
Dan, I wish I could...
You didn't invite me.
You never asked to come.
Can I come to the studio?
We can make it happen.
We need to talk about Lufa.
Okay.
Bro, are you about to make another banger?
Everything's in here right now.
Wow.
Yes.
Blueface's spot, it's too far, Chad.
It's way too far.
Blueface's spot's too far.
Yes, well, put the question thing on there yet.
Yeah, we're going to do it once we get to the spot.
All right, we'll make it happen.
OK.
OK, where do we go?
Fuck, OK.
Go to Marathon Burger, no.
You want fish and shrimp and all that, right?
Yes, shrimp with some kushi and ass up.
OK, so we're going to go to this place.
It's 19 minutes away.
Is that OK with you?
No.
OK, let's go.
And they'll let us film you?
Yeah.
All right, let's go.
run away specific type of Gucci in our school or no
I'm just saying good Gucci and she has a fat ass
she has a fat ass
maybe she ain't Gucci but if it's Harry it's alright
I feel like honestly the hairs are cool to play with
no no no it's better shaped
okay
okay alright alright we're 18 away
you
You
Because we're brothers we're great people
Not we're brothers
If someone pulled up on me and they tried to press me, what would you do?
If you're a champ, you gotta fight.
Would you help me or would you stand there and watch?
No, I'm going to take your back for a hit.
Thanks, man. That's some real shit.
Okay. Alright, TTS is up and running.
Pin the link purge. Alright, they're going to ask questions and we split it.
So every time they get, we make a dollar.
We can run up some money.
That sounds like a plan. The baby needs a lot of stuff.
Yes, sir.
All right, TTS is up.
Can I see Chal if your phone could pass?
But yeah, you should have fit that up.
Yeah?
Yeah.
All right, TTS is up, Chad.
It's up and running.
Everyone ask some good questions.
All right, be nice, Chad.
Ask him about any stories or his life or whatever it is.
You know?
Right?
Yeah, anything.
Am I your favorite streamer?
You're a great guy.
From the last time we tried to throw you off the amusement park right ahead.
T.J. tipped us one dollar.
Neon called Gorlock for him.
What?
They want me to call a girl named Gorlock.
Who is that?
It's a girl that lives in...
She lives in Arizona, but she's pretty cute.
She's a coochie now, so are you fucked?
What's that tip from Gorlock?
We are coming for you to watch you gonna do pussies.
Fuck um, but no, um, I didn't I didn't I didn't have sexual intercourse with her
She's more of a friend like I have some people that are just friends and their girls
But I could throw you the lob if you want
Yeah
You gonna call her?
Yeah, let's see. I want you to have one dollar. Yo, Crip, there is a girl called Bournock
She can give you some. Okay. She's gonna give you some cooch in our house. That's what they're saying. Should I call her?
She's got a big booty. Oh yeah, call her.
Hey! Hey, it's Grippin' Max, 25, HK Magnasty! I wanna let you know I just got up down in jail, in prison.
Are you givin' up some good coochie and asshole?
No, I'm not as much here right now, babe, but I'll put you on my home girls.
Yeah, talk with y'all girls
Ali this is my good
Ali this is my good friend correct back
He just got out of jail and he really fucks with you and he wanted um
She asshole, but I think she's taken
Your man's a caster since I just want to eat your coochie
Wait so she's training for an event. She's actually MMA fighter and she got a squabble
Yeah, she got a squabble.
All right, I'll let him talk to you later.
She's got a fight, she's got a fight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hell yeah.
All right, tell her you just had a fight in the box, everything.
Well, if you're ever in Arizona, we can set it up.
Yeah, you just gotta come out here.
Yeah, she's gotta come out here.
Okay.
All right.
Let's get TTS back rolling, shall we?
You're the one I wanted to call, um, Allie, so.
Allie.
That's her name.
Yeah.
She's a very desirable person.
Rampage tipped $5.
Hey, Crop, did you wash your teeth?
I did.
Did your mother wash her ass on her last night?
Ha ha ha ha.
Ugh.
Man.
I like how you defend yourself, man.
Always.
Scott too.
And whoever said that to my mans, fuck you.
Fuck you, God.
You piece of shit.
You suck my dick.
It only tipped $1.
Tribal versus script-mech on brand risk.
Would you ever get into boxing, like a professional boxing match?
If the dollar's enough, give me a hundred thousand, I can do it.
Aiden would probably give you a hundred thousand.
Mmm, let's see.
You would do it for a hundred K?
Yeah, make sure it makes it happen though.
Okay, Aiden!
Send it to this community!
Um, you can negotiate a little bit, but get Crip back on Brandris, bro!
No Lord at fifty-five thousand.
Okay, but what if he gave you fifty-five exact?
Thousand?
Yeah.
I can make a war.
Got team out of tip to one dollar.
Is he on the spectrum?
What is that even mean?
That's some good questions, Shiat, come on.
Also, sir, we're 13 minutes away from the food place.
It's great.
Amazing.
I'm sorry.
What's up, tipped $1.
We only like the bloods you two are going to die very soon.
Don't say that, bro.
Everything's gonna see all right.
Yes, sir. Always.
It's a beautiful what?
T-Tip 1 dollar, you know I heard you dropped the soup in jail.
Your mother drops the soap every night in the shower.
Her ass hose is loose, and her pussy smells like fish as rotten.
Wow.
Fuck. You know what's crazy, we're making money though right now.
Awesome tip 1 dollar, ask neon to play his song, ask neon to play his song, ask neon to play his song.
Look at me, I'm playing a song.
I don't, no, it's made, it's made, it's made, it's a made song.
It's made, it's made, it's made.
Dude, you're, this new hair, I'm loving it.
The general little crazy mad ass Cray,
I'll be gone boy, we'll see you back.
See if he wants it one more time.
Take Crip back to meet Klaffy,
can ascend if he hops on Rita and loose on the cover.
What?
Play it, I'll play it, I'll play it after TGS.
I'll play it after TTS, after TTS.
Shepard, you got a 10 minute drive, 10 more minutes.
10 more minutes!
For real, Kip, yeah, he did go up.
Pocissi toes zero to tipped $1.
Tell Krip Mack to make a song with Shuline Mafia.
We need Krip Mack versus China Mack on brand risk.
What?
What is that?
What is what?
What is that?
Oh, I don't know.
Krip to tipped $1.
Creep Mac punch on Leon.
I need a clip.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
What's up?
No we're brothers, we're brothers.
We're friends, we can't do it.
Unless he disrespects me.
And I would never do that.
I would never do that.
That was like some old shit I would do, bro.
I'm a new man.
I matured.
I'm up to puberty.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
That could be actually a tip.
Let's go.
Woo hoo.
What?
Why didn't it play?
Fuck.
Where's the dollar? We still got the dollar though.
Stole our money. Stole that shit.
Year of tipped, one dollar.
Leon, why don't you help get his teeth fixed?
Help a brother out.
Yes, he helped me out.
I got you!
That was the money.
Can I stream the operation?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm gonna find I'm gonna you know, it's crazy. I'm gonna get someone to do it for free and in return
We'll be streaming and give them $3
Hey Crip Mac, you definitely are the greatest of all time on 55 foot
High five, I appreciate that
You have aura bro
What else little bag in free C-23 took $1 glad you're free C-max
Thank you.
Gonna fuck your wife and her cruise you down.
Bro, what do you mean? He just said he's happy for you.
I mean, man, my wife has a fan.
Oh, smart thinker.
I just tipped one dollar.
Can I click back just to let you know Leon was wearing a red underwear yesterday?
I wasn't wearing a red one.
Don't you ever wear that shit.
I wasn't gonna lie.
Grab your...
Ooh, it's a snorkely phone.
Just drop it.
It's my phone.
Stay tip and tip.
Is it not picking up?
$5.
Can you go five minutes without saying
cookie in the hole of the 55th Street?
I saw the fucking hand.
I don't know what I'm doing.
All right.
Wow.
It almost broke my fingers.
I did.
No, but I'm very delicate.
I have a minor osteoporosis.
I'm delicate.
Johnny tipped five dollars.
Crick Mackey didn't even know his glove rights.
I'm not, I'm not.
They're stupid.
No, he doesn't gang mac.
I'm not gang affiliated, bro.
I'm turning this off.
This is stupid.
He's so stupid.
People are so dumb.
He's not gang affiliated.
I know you're not.
You're not tough enough to ever draw any domble.
I'm not.
Mark Nutschy tipped one dollar.
Tell Crick Mackey's mom loose as well.
Oh, my mother did what?
Should we turn it off now?
No, no, no, no, sorry.
This thing gets in there.
Each tipped one dollar.
Where is your Chinese friend?
He's in New York with his mama Mac.
He's coming out of here so we can take care of some stuff.
You guys are friends, right?
Yeah, we're friends, guys.
He's also helped with Juicy Dream and The Baby.
Oh, you're funny.
Lip-tipped one dollar.
Krip-mac punch on him, I need the money.
There's just being...
Stop being weird.
How about I punch on you without the money?
High five, brother.
Damn, you really are a ride or die, bro.
No, I just...
Giving all tips, three dollars.
How have your perspectives or priorities changed since being out?
Well, I have a baby now, so it's calmed things down a little more, and everything is a Calphe
the baby in Juicy Dreamer, a CM.
That's the main thing to make a pilot.
CK chips, one dollar.
I don't like crabs.
Oh.
Watch your mouth, you piece of shit.
Did you ever uh, did you play football growing up?
No, I played real ball.
TJ tipped $1.00.
Cryptmack, would you do a song with $6.9?
No, I don't do nothing with no rat, motherfucker.
Wait!
No snitch, no costume, motherfuckers.
We would never do nothing.
Damn.
Wait, um, wait.
I don't care how much money I get.
Luck tip, one dollar.
I'm on 55th Street right now, you're not gonna do shit.
You're never on 55th Street right now.
Could we stream there?
One day?
Probably gonna make it happen now.
Okay.
Wait, but...
Jay, Jay tip, three dollars.
Only a gang he can join is Alkega.
So weird, you're racist.
Fuck you.
Oh, he's there trying to call me a terrorist.
No, you're not a terrorist. You're a great guy.
Thanks.
You know, this is so different than last time we were streamed.
We were both so mean to each other.
Don't skip this tip, one dollar.
Crit-mac, we unmade you talk to a whole man of...
What?
Talk to a what?
Oh, no, what was it?
They want you to talk to men, bro. Only girls.
only girls only girls bro
what is it?
what was that?
let me see
not being weird you know what they're trying to do?
they're trying to say certain shit to get you to crash out on them so they can get their clips
and that's why
yeah we don't fuck with them
but can I play you the song I like?
did you have me on the phone with a man?
No, what the fuck did they just because they're trying to bait you into being into
Getting mad and doing stupid shit. Her name is Allison all my mother's life on God
Exactly, I don't lie on my mom
All right, let me play you this so this is one song that I fuck with that
Really Drake
Guy
Okay, alright, well and this is um, also watch, oh, this is um, SZA, I like SZA.
Turn that custer ass shit off.
Okay.
Give us a little gang bang and shit on.
Yes sir, what do you want?
Big trai-D.
as you with it. Okay I'm up for it. Show a big trade-A for the same crap and long
seats. As you with it. You want to hear some gang banging shit? As you with it.
That's what you like. This is the shit you need to listen to. You know nothing else in life.
Turn that shit up. There we go. That's what you should listen to.
She was robbin', ripped robbin'
They was fightin' like I had my glock loose
We got you, short movie
Don't prove it, they were abin'
Yeah, they're on the use of style spinnin'
They kiddin', they feel it
They love it, she styles how we can
She's so strong, we burn it
Chumps from the top and runnin'
Get runnin' skin, runnin' skin
Nothing, safe frozen, playin'
Break frozen, tossin' up with straight
Dive and hoppin' inside
J-stoppin', they were fightin'
I'll talk to you the jacket came to town for some profits.
Demonstratus doing that.
It's definitely had a massive action.
If you got answers, feel me.
Quit playing, feel me.
Play the definition, real game.
We just have to do the act of how you try to come up.
Is it contagious to give it and not giving a fuck?
Is it like you did when he's going some more?
Is it like I do what I want you to do?
Did you say to me, if you say for two minutes late?
Is it like two minutes late?
Is it like I'm trying to shake it in the back?
I'm going to play.
Oh, what's going on?
What's going on?
The General's List. That's the song.
The last one on the map, swarming the lack of something abstract.
No, the murder of the rat, he's coming for you.
Now, the same way, stop, leap from the top.
You see the split, the fool is in sheep in the top.
This is the black splits, the cruise,
which you move, this move's feeling like a shit.
The throes, the throes, the throes,
the grass, the mass, the bass, the black.
Stop the move like the doze,
last and the last, the last and the last.
We can shake, swell as you think,
as you cut, rip it up and split.
Say what you got, what you think,
how you got to come up and come in,
Just to hear that they're not hearing the whine.
Please stop and light the door.
This is what it's for when someone's here.
If you're trying to do what I want,
you open the door.
Please check for different things.
In case you can't see, please slice through the strap.
Put the tax on your seat and the box.
Please stop and let it tap the breeze.
It's an imposter.
If I don't want to swap you on this,
I'll be right in the sun.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh
Catching cases and strikes
Trapped in Jack's slay, you're shaking the thugs
It's just back to when the Catholic free kids
was in cusp of everybody on my squad
You don't miss it
Hello
Can you teach me that dance? How do I do it?
That's a record.
Can I pause it now?
Can I pause it?
Wait, what did I just do?
That's a record, yeah.
Wait, no, I just did...
Oh my God.
What did I...
Oh my God.
What does this one mean?
I just did it again.
I just left your knickers to file our fingers.
But that has nothing to do with anything affiliated.
I just did it again.
to do with anything affiliated.
It's the Western Wiggle, 55th Street.
Oh my God.
All right, we're here, we're here.
I see a record.
Yes, sir.
That was a great one.
Okay, all right, we're here to chat.
Let's get some food.
Two minutes till we're at the food place.
Hell yeah, I'm excited, bro.
I am, I'm so hungry.
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get you some great food.
And where are your people at?
Oh, Luper is probably in her car eating her own meal.
Okay. Do they know where to find us?
Luper, she's probably watching right now.
Okay.
Hey Luper!
Thanks.
If you had to get somebody bodies I have, what would you guess?
You don't pay for a home.
No, with girls.
Oh, oh, I never thought about that.
How much did you think?
One.
Seriously? I don't look like I get action?
Possibly. You don't seem like to die.
You think I'm gay?
I didn't say that.
You're gay who wouldn't be on the street.
Yeah, I'm straight.
Straight as a...
I don't want to say the wrong word and then it's not.
Because you're very particular about the words.
Yes.
We're here, brother, you ready to grub?
Straight as a one-way to prison doing the rest of your life.
It's a straight shot.
Oh, one way to prison doing a life standard is how straight you are.
You get it?
Hold on, mom, I'm in prison.
Yeah, yeah.
Straight there.
That was straight.
That was, yeah.
That was great.
That was, yeah.
Oh, here we are.
Here we are.
You want to go first so that you're the fifth one out?
No, that makes me the fifth one.
Yeah, so one, two, three, four, and then five.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then that's Larry Kujinez.
Yes, sir.
That's the plan.
Are you going to eat some also?
I'm going to let you do that.
I will?
Okay.
Can't wait.
Here we are.
Here y'all.
All right.
We are here.
I have to use the restroom.
I don't like the name of this place.
What is it?
Oh my God.
Oh, it's not a good place.
Oh my God.
Can we eat here still?
We can eat here, but I don't like the name of it.
Okay.
I am a little snungry.
Okay, so let's get some,
can I open the door for you?
I am a little snungry.
Oh my God.
If I didn't have a general rank,
I would definitely be getting D.P. right now.
Most definitely.
Okay.
This is, wow, this is, this is, this is something else.
All right.
You can't just do it to shoot her over.
Oh, I don't like his orange shirt.
Get his ass out of here.
The orange, oh, his orange shirt, yeah.
He has an orange shirt.
It's okay.
It's not Halloween time.
Yeah, we're just here to eat.
Ooh, nothing, it got nothing to do with any of the colors
or anything, you know?
Yeah.
We're just gonna get some good grub.
Good grub.
Remember, the potatoes, it's named 55,
just don't know what it is.
Yes, sir, I'm excited though. Oh, they charge a service fee. I'm sorry. I just want some culture. That's all right. Okay
What can happen? Oh, you want to usually eat your hands or do you have gloves?
Okay, so
Okay, they said they have no crab
Okay.
All right, let's go.
Good.
Oh.
Yeah, good.
See, Mac, is there any way you can take over the stream
and talk to the chat while I use the restroom?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, thank you, bro.
Well, chat, well, let's,
here, we can sit down over here if you want.
Yeah.
Look at that, life is good at the beach.
So wholesome, right?
Yeah, good, yeah.
I wanna shout out all the long-sleeved crypts,
Big Trady and OG Snoopy Doggy Doggy, Big Skatsby.
Life is good in Long Beach, also DW Flange.
What did the other guy go for?
Out of Long Beach.
Oh, shit, I almost hurt my leg.
Okay.
Huh.
All right, so I'm gonna be right back.
Long Beach is the city of the Crips.
Can I use the restroom real quick?
I'll be right back.
Yes, yes, sir.
Okay, and then you can order,
just look at the menu, whatever you want,
brother, it's on me.
All right, well thank you.
I'm gonna run your fucking wallet up.
Oh.
I'm gonna get something to take back to Juicy Trinner.
Of course, anything bro.
Yes, Juicy Trinner.
Take a lot of bread.
Dad, that's bringing you some food home after the studio.
No, my bad, sorry.
This is good though.
Five strip and five fives.
Get your weed.
Five four strip and five five.
Grilled strip tacos with five fives.
Look at that game.
Oh, that's beautiful.
Such a terrible name. That's some of the greatest food.
Thank you.
Is there a lot on the menu?
I'm not doing the red food shit Fridge. There's no fucking way. There's no way to hell I'm doing the red shirt shit.
Yes, are you married?
There's no way, bro.
Not a single?
He's gonna literally kill me, bro.
Oh, that's brilliant.
He's gonna try to get us on the moon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm thinking about it.
God, let me get it, let me get it, let me get it,
let me get a sprite with just a little very little ice.
Oh, look at that.
Not doing that fuck off.
Oh, that's a lot of fucking, that's a lot of fun.
By the way, let's teach you how to do that.
I'm gonna see how that motherfuckers feel.
I'm gonna let them tear that shit in person
and get that shit out of there.
I can shut you up.
Dude, it's a truck shit.
Get her ass off.
How else do we buy it?
You hate your poochie ass or you have some gritty?
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, you hate your poochie ass or you are so pretty.
Give me a few minutes, a few minutes, I'll take it.
She is pretty.
What was that?
Thank you.
Somebody, somebody's a woman, right?
Yeah.
You're a woman.
You're born a woman.
Yes.
Do you have kids?
I have one.
Where your baby daddy from, girl?
I didn't know.
I can't just eat your coochie now so long
over your baby daddy from, girl.
Did I go?
Uh-huh.
I ain't worried about him.
You all right?
She's going to the, she likes you.
She likes you, of course.
Everybody likes me, I'm the misty nickel.
Doing well, she's got out of jail
looking to eat some kuchen assoff.
I gotta leave the kicking, the kicking crepe.
That's what we call it.
We don't use the other word here.
The kicking crepe.
Oh, hi, that's all still?
Yeah.
Well, we'll see.
You just got out of jail?
Yes, I'm going to eat some kuchen assoff.
Are you ready?
I'm serious, kid.
I'm laughing.
There's two.
I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want it.
You don't want it.
I don't want it. I'm okay.
I'm on a journey, celibate journey, celibacy.
I can eat a kuchita until it comes or you can slap on it
and come out of it, eat her asshole.
Within the same sense.
I made she came back nasty.
It was to be here, huh?
Yes. I think she's in here.
Well, we'll see. Let's talk with her.
Okay, how you doing?
I can't wait.
I'm doing good, I'm gonna pass the phone back to my good,
my brother always has, okay.
Might have to cancel the studio tonight to do this.
Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha.
That's my work, fuck the studio.
Didn't nobody gotta make a hit?
I gotta make a hit, that's the other thing.
Yeah, there's more important than this,
this is the wait, she'll wait for you.
We're still going to the studio.
Yeah.
Okay.
We'll show you this.
Okay.
I'm sorry, see you matters.
Yup, yep, she's saying bye.
Bye.
Mm.
Bye.
All right, hopefully she chooses Miranda K and her mother.
Okay, can you group Shethen?
I said it's pretty soon to go.
All right, what are we ordering, brother?
We are gonna order here some five, shrimp and five, five.
Oh, wait, Rukla, can we just take a picture?
Is that cool?
Can you pull up over here, brother?
I definitely want to take a picture.
All right.
I think it was your me or me.
Both of us, brother?
Yeah.
This is the crib, it's rapidly.
The camera at the end.
Smile.
You know who you know who a dead ass?
Hold on. You know you said you like like porn stars?
You know who Selena Powell is?
No, it's me. What she knew.
She does that type of shit.
She would fuck with you, I think.
Let's do it.
Shall I call her?
Call her.
Okay.
Wait, this is yours.
I'm ready.
I can't wait.
All right.
I'm going to call her.
Damn, I'm going to talk to you in a minute.
Okay.
I don't.
Let's see if she looks up.
It's all cisness.
Nothing personal.
Yeah, nothing personal.
It's just business.
Cisness.
Sorry.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
Cisness.
Sorry.
You look gay as hell with your hair like that.
What the hell?
So I'm on stream.
Real quick, do you mind talking for a second to someone
he really wants to meet you?
Take his hat and that grip right now.
No.
What the?
I've lost a little weight.
I've been working out.
It's got a prison.
I want to eat some Gucci now.
So I'm not 285 no more.
I'm 260.
He almost did 55.
I was working out on the yard with General KT, OG Creak.
Why'd she hear you?
She hung up.
What the fuck?
She wasn't interested.
Our Gucci Nassau's not available.
Ha ha ha ha.
Damn.
Oh my gosh.
Nah, she's cool, though.
She look good.
Yeah, OK.
Thank you.
Special request.
Wait, what did you say about my hair?
Good days, there.
What the hell?
I thought you just said you liked it.
I don't like it.
You think this looks gay?
I don't like it.
So what do I, how do I, how do I switch it?
That blue like destiny, that is it.
Ha ha ha ha.
Just shave it off bald.
Brother, this is my like signature hair.
I want, I want to shave it.
Get a nice cut.
Yeah, we're ready to order.
I want the fish with the five fives.
Yes, um, gear.
Yes, perfect with little hot sauce.
And then I want the five shrimp with the five-five.
I want the five fish tacos with the five-five.
Do you want that in my order?
Miles.
Miles, fish tacos?
Fish tacos?
Oh, you're getting a lot.
It's okay.
Fish tacos, fish tacos, fish tacos.
Five-fives is the word.
You can't use the other word.
Can you see if someone else can come here?
Yeah.
Yeah, for the thing, for the...
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll get you some clam chowder.
That clam chowder.
Okay, can I order them?
Yeah, sure.
Okay, can I get the...
Ooh, wait, do you have like a boil?
Can I try a boil?
What comes in it?
Up to you, whatever you want.
Do you have a cheap beer?
Maybe a cheap one.
No, give me an expensive beer.
I got you.
You got money?
Why are you looking at my pocket?
I was sitting here, I didn't think you had it.
I got my life.
You want a cheap beer?
My life is...
What's expensive?
I say, you wanna be Modelo, maybe.
What's the price here?
Modelo.
That's just pretty good.
Hey, Modelo's good.
Modelo?
What can I put in my bag?
Can I get shrimp?
You wanna head on or off?
Head on, huh?
You think we do it head on or off?
It's like, the office like, it's peeled for me.
Easy, peel, not fully peeled.
The easiest one possible.
Where?
Yeah.
And then what else can I...
I can't get that one, right?
No?
What is it?
I don't want to point at it. You know what I'm thinking.
Legs?
No, I can't get that right?
You can get correct legs.
Okay, I can get those?
Correct legs.
Maybe some lobster?
How many can I get?
Two, and it's a whole lobster.
Five.
No, that's a lot.
What else do you usually put in here?
I think just shrimp and lobster is cool.
Corn potato sausage, one of eight.
Can I get potato?
No, I don't want to.
Cool.
No, I don't want corn.
All right, that's it.
Medium? Medium spice?
What do you want?
Alright, how long does the food usually take?
Maybe like 10 to 15?
10 to 15? Not bad. We got some time to spare.
Yes.
That is good.
What?
We got a little bit on that one.
What lady owns that later?
Oh, she does have a huge butt.
What you ain't no fucking...
She comes and shits everywhere.
Oh my God.
I ain't no restriction.
Have you ever done that before?
A couple times.
I don't wanna miss in the women's names.
They'll try to steal me.
I'm five minutes down.
Shit.
Oh!
Wow.
I think that's when you have to get off on something less.
I gotta try it.
You definitely do.
Oh!
Stop.
Oh!
Yes, sir.
Well, she hung up the tree when I was about to be one of the stalkers, and maybe she
could come.
They all hung up.
Yeah.
I think there's a few options, though.
Um, hell yeah.
So, do you consider yourself religious or not really?
Well, Granny Bear is a church woman, so a Christian, but I'm a crab!
So, that's what it is.
Okay, cool.
and some religious things.
Oh, oh, the old school Snoop Dogg.
Yeah.
Is there any way to get some water?
Thank you so much.
Water is great.
The look down, you know, there you go.
Yep.
Did you grow up listening to Snoop Dogg and Dogg?
Mama bear used to play Snoop Dogg and Dogg.
Seriously, I grew up listening to Lil Baby,
Travis Scott.
Oh, no, it's not the same bear.
Okay.
Nav, have you heard of Nav?
It was a mire.
Okay.
All my cousins is on the Crips.
When I was a baby,
they was about five, six, seven years old
and it was something.
But that's what we played.
Hell yeah.
Who's your closest friend right now?
The Devil.
Oh wow.
Cause King Five figures is in jail.
Okay, for him.
King Five figures is the general.
So what?
Yeah, but every enemy,
it serves my play ball and the tracking issue.
You know, The Devil is my best friend.
Shit.
That's kind of cool.
Now let's see how the song blew that one.
Well your birthday was four days ago?
Yeah.
Happy late birthday brother.
Thank you.
So you got out on your birthday?
Yes.
What?
I turned the roasting bro, everybody hired a
turning roasting bro.
Brother, that's a, wow.
I was in order to have all my C.A.
Have you already gotten with the girl since you came
Nope.
I feel like that was a fun thing.
Nice.
Yeah, that was a fun thing.
Yes, that's great to hear.
Yeah, we were both having this.
Yeah.
I feel like I should have got you a birthday gift.
What do you have?
Let me think, I'm gonna think and get you something.
And maybe like a...
A blue car or something?
A blue car?
Yeah.
Blue shoes?
A blue car.
Should have said that.
Blue cars, man.
Hell yeah.
Or the chat said, oh the chat said give you 55K.
Oh, where is it?
I don't have it.
No, just.
All right, well, we bought a 555.
No, I want to get you a gift from the heart.
All right.
No, I want to get you a gift from the heart like something like like I go and buy
Like you know something like that, you know sounds like fun. Yeah, we'll plan it out, bro
I'll take a dick listen a full day out. We'll play it girls shit club 21
Listen, I can give you a fifty five thousand five hundred and fifty five dollar budget at the mall
Let's set that up next week my dad and then a whole day
Hey, do you have a chain?
A Crip Mag chain?
What? Why?
Give me one.
She did one.
The D.R. Darujizzi.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you, um, do you think Indians are good looking?
Like Indian girls?
I haven't thought about it.
I'm sorry.
Sure.
Let me type it.
Indian woman anal sluts?
Oh my god!
Wait, don't go to Port-Hub!
Dude! Wait, hold on, I can't show the screen.
Yeah, wait, under.
Straight, that was straight.
Okay
Oh what the?
Oh, she's here. That booty in the end just rough angle fucks
Can we shot her out? No, no, no, no, no, no amateur year. Oh, we won't play it. Okay. I'll play when I get home
Okay
Yeah
Okay
Yo, what you do? Congratulations, bro.
No, you can have a wife.
Oh, no, I don't have a girl.
I don't have any either.
You know, the single life is cool, man.
Just focus on yourself, self-improvement.
Like, you worked out, you've been in the gym,
you're looking amazing.
I have a baby.
It's all the baby is.
The prize of life.
That's it.
Did you feel like you cared for the baby?
Yeah.
Did you feel like when the baby was born,
your life changed?
They slowed me down a little bit.
Oh, shit.
Just do the stride now.
Stride.
Yep.
More smoothness.
Are you ready to do something?
No.
Let's get out of here.
Let's try that.
Me any luck with that thing?
No?
OK.
Maybe we take the food to go?
I'm going to be a little here.
I am a love snuggler.
I'm trying to meet you.
No, I didn't say that.
I am snuggler.
I'll talk to him.
Thank you.
I'll talk to him.
There's something to do.
You want me to give you a number?
Maybe.
Can I call you here?
Yeah.
Call her? Should I call her?
He wants to call you, ma'am.
He wanted to get...
Tell me to call you.
Your local number. He wants you.
Wait, what?
Oh, I see what you did there.
All right. Thank you so much.
How you liking the food?
Good.
How was jail food?
Is it good?
Can you mix bread?
It's a spaghetti.
It's not better than jail.
I have for two and a half days, bro.
I was eating Snickers, um, shit like that.
It was cool though.
It was cool.
You didn't do it after that.
Who, me?
Right.
How many years do you think I need in jail to rough it up to get myself together?
I'm gonna have to admit myself in there see what happens
The food's almost ready
Food's almost ready
I'm challenging you.
Challenge is good?
Imagine you're a food critic.
One through ten, why would you give it?
You're a marrake.
Okay, that's badly.
That's fine.
Damn, bro.
How many hours a day do you sleep?
Oh, shit.
Eight.
Oh, come in roughly around 19.
Damn!
Yeah, then I gotta wake up early
to the baby I see.
Yeah.
She says,
she says,
Dad, you got screaming.
Oh, shit.
I mean, he's feeding her now.
Feed the baby.
and then what is she like eating?
These waffles, eggs, oatmeal.
She eats waffles?
How old is she?
One.
Oh, one, cool.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Let's see.
You have a kid, you'll slow down in life.
What?
Oh, isn't that if I have a kid?
Oh, she's here, hello.
Little bag.
Did you want some food as well?
Oh, you seems like to figure out where we were. Oh my god
Yeah, that's what I'm saying if you're gonna take the food to go bro to go right. I'm gonna eat we're gonna stir it a little later
You know I do every song with the five minutes anyway, is there anybody to try one of your shrimps that looks so good. Yeah. Are you sure?
You sure? Yeah, thank you, brother
You're a great guy. You stand up by your kids. You're just a customer in a stitch in the jail.
Just stand up and help your kids. I respect that.
That's really good.
Alright. Excuse me, do you have gloves I could use?
No, it's about to eat up, brother. Mukbang!
What thing?
Seafood, boil, mutton, what are these?
What question these customers got here?
You know, they're saying, there's a girl in the chat
that said you look good.
I do, my hair.
There's a guy, never mind, not reading that one.
Do you want a bib?
Sure, a bib.
You're not a baby, don't put that shit on me.
It's the protect muster.
You're not a baby.
It's the protect muster.
You can buy another shirt.
Eat it without a bib.
You're not a baby.
All right.
You're a grown man.
Oh!
He's a baby a lot.
He likes to whine a lot.
I think, you know, he used to learn how to be a man.
Yeah.
I don't think he's man enough, yeah.
No, your jail was tough, you know.
Bro, you know what's crazy?
You say that my hair doesn't look manly, bro,
but I'm telling you, bro, the girls love it.
They love it, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, let me just give you this clam chowder for you.
Would you like a little?
Oh, I'm okay.
Thank you so much.
You want me to try some of that for your thing?
Yeah, I'll dump some.
It's okay.
Thank you so much, brother.
I appreciate that for real.
Can you stop with that?
Oh, look at that.
Oh, there's a bag inside the bag.
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
Interesting.
Okay
Interesting
So is this the it's just edible chat yes or no
I just don't want to get my fingers dirty
Would you ever get a manicure a pedicure?
Who done your snundering? Get over here.
Let's grab a couple of beers.
And a couple of 5-5's.
That's a little bag, legendary.
This is really good, bro.
Thank you for this meal.
You bought it.
Yeah.
You bought this shit.
You can order whatever you want also.
What some shit I ordered it.
Okay.
Let's eat it.
Oh, hot.
Have you ever worked a nine to five job?
Long time ago.
What were you doing?
Washing cars.
Oh, for real?
Sick, bro.
Bro, you like to watch cars. Yeah, it's so hard work, bro. No
This one's supposed to wear the bid bro. I just got it on my pants. Oh
Do you like you like a Hispanic music? I'm not the lucky you like it's listen
Yeah, man
You know what you need to tap into you need to find a Latina wife
All right
So how do you eat a lobster this is insane
It's hot. That's why you wait. How do you even go about eating this?
I don't know.
What the fuck?
You stab him in his heart.
Oh shit, alright.
Is it a lobster, right?
Yeah.
Stab him.
I think it's already dead.
I mean, stab him to open the lock.
There you go.
Oh, that's perfect.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, brother.
Now we're happy.
Yeah.
Now we can eat the crab.
Then lobster.
What?
Hey, hey, hey, lobster, lobster.
Sorry, I forgot.
I forgot.
Sorry.
My hoodie.
Problem.
That was a lobster.
You said I could hold it in the ground.
Watch your mouth.
That's a lobster you said.
Bro, I love this ring.
Throw it in the trash.
You could buy a new one.
You can buy a new one.
You can wash it.
I think you're gonna wash that house.
Come on, can you help me, bro?
Do something, butler! Damn!
No, no, no, no.
Please, bro. Damn!
Please, please.
Oh, fuck off.
Honestly, it looks kind of cool.
It looks like a bittersome shit.
Looks like you had some fun.
You got blood on your feet, looks like.
He's not talking about Kurbasses' elbows.
Stop being weird.
No.
No, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Ew!
Shoulder chat.
Bro!
You make enough fucking money to buy some lotion.
Are you serious?
Kurbasses?
No, I'm not gonna lie.
He's right, bro.
That's disgusting, bro.
That's putrid.
I thought it would make me a little bit more manly, you know, for a man.
I have ash elbows.
It's like a woman with a hairy pussy, doesn't make her any better.
It's nasty.
Nobody wants to eat a pussy with a hair in their mouth.
You know I do something like eating an ash and I rub it on her pussy and they like it.
Ooh.
She never fucks, no, he fucks.
I would never. He only goes to talk to ugly girls.
I like 10 out of 10s.
The top tier woman.
This guy likes to go for girls that have been passed on over a thousand bodies.
You know, the biggest, biggest boys.
Not true.
He doesn't look for the lifeiest.
Not true.
Anyway, that's a solution.
He buys every girl $10,000 bags.
And the first thing he needs to come to town.
Have you ever done that to a girl before?
Fire like $30,000 worth of Louis Vuitton.
No, but I helped them with their tears and shit here and now.
Oh my god, fuck, I just fucking hit my nose on the...
I'm scared.
You don't spoil a woman like that anymore.
Wait, why?
It's always good to spread the love, man.
No.
You really don't think so.
That's what I like to do, bro, I like to spread the love, put a smile on her face, so is good, bro.
Yeah.
Make them work for it.
How?
Just throw her cooch in the asshole every night.
And then get her the purse.
It depends how good it is.
What if it's mid?
That means you didn't give a nut, you know?
You know, you got to come in our Gucci, come in our asshole.
Make sure something happens though.
But you have some kids.
I'm full.
This is a great meal. I appreciate it, bro.
No, it's crazy, man.
I love how you've been a fucking jay cat.
What is that?
We are all strange motherfuckers.
What the hell?
A jay cat.
You just have your friends.
Your friends?
I don't know how long you've been.
Strange.
I'm not strange.
What do you mean, though?
I'm pretty normal.
You think I'm, like, special?
You're definitely special.
Certified, especially.
Wow
Special motherfucking you
Keep on going better
Looks like you're a fag
That's a head dirty. You gotta take those glasses off
You look like somebody's gay dad in a trailer park with sandals on
I'm grabbing a golf cart
Thanking people off to Costco
He doesn't.
The kid used to fart his face nice.
He used to fart on his face.
Are you laughing, bro?
Am I in trouble?
Very special, right?
They did what?
They pulled my head down and farted on my face.
They marked you out of the way.
I looked right back.
I was smaller, bro, and I was outnumbered, bro.
Look at that.
Fuck, I got like fish in my hair now.
In my hair now. It's okay.
Happens to the best of us. It's all right.
Yeah, this thing in here, happens to the best of us all.
Well, it's just crazy.
I'm glad to be able to spend my day with you, bro.
I'm a great guy.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Can we get the check, please?
Thank you.
So what would you rate your day one through ten with me?
Five.
What?
Last time I was a two.
So we're going out?
Yeah.
Okay.
What did you not like about it?
Well, the trolling's good.
I didn't troll you.
Little bit.
Come on, bro.
The words you use.
Like what?
The C word.
The creature.
Oh.
Yeah, I use those words.
Yes, sir.
If you were to give them some advice
on how to be a memo, what would you give them
as a first advice?
You know, start standing up and taking care of yourself.
I'm taking care of myself, bro.
You said you would fight if it was your wife and the baby
in that situation, if you'd understand it.
If you're in a situation by yourself,
you should have been tied you up.
Oh, well, I never said that.
I mean, pretty much you're not going to fight.
Oh, what animal do I look like, too?
The animal.
Yeah.
Ice Age animal.
Remember the animal on Ice Age?
What was his name?
Sit the slaw.
How you doing?
Hi, bro.
You want to get some tigger boxes for your stuff, bro?
Oh, yeah.
But I'm trying to be good here at the kicking crib.
Everybody jump out of the kicking crib.
Push through this down.
Oh, I don't want us to leave for a location.
Are you scared?
Yeah.
Well, the kicking crap, well, the kicking crap is kicking that, uh, it's just kicking.
That's good.
The kicking crap is, uh...
Look what he's doing. He's just trying to stare at you.
What?
I'm looking at my food bro. What are you talking about?
Yo you-
Ah
Your contract expired
I thought I saw something
You said your contract expired
His contract, yeah
He's in the already
Good boy
That's what you got, what was that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm all in disaster, sure
Who's firing him is gonna beat your ass
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, good boy
Listen to the slow jams, good music.
Not slow jams?
No, not really.
You ever slow dance with a girl?
Nope?
No.
I'm too fast.
Okay.
I'm fast.
Oh, what's the fastest you ever nutted?
Sometimes slow is much faster.
I never count it.
After you've done nothing, do you cuddle with the girl?
Depend on what woman it is.
If it's like a mid-girl.
A friend?
Yeah.
My ass will go.
Okay.
There's nothing else to do.
Do you like kissing?
I'm trying to not do that as much.
Just eat our coochie and ass off.
So that's how you start, right away.
Wow.
Yep.
You want me to put you on your coochie now so?
Um, only if it's my wife.
Oh.
Yeah.
I want to get married soon.
Would you be the best man at my wedding?
I'll come to your wedding.
You can act right.
I'll beat you up at your wedding.
What the hell?
Act right.
Can you be my best man?
Yeah.
Bye.
Are you getting married?
Uh, within the next two, three years.
Oh yeah.
Yep.
All right.
So I'm going to send you an invite and we have to go on a, we go out first.
We go out first and enjoy a weekend and then we do the weather.
Maybe a little bit of blue that one's gonna come.
Okay, that.
Sounds good.
Do you want me to pack these up for you?
Yeah, put them in the bag.
Yes, sir.
Can I have another trip?
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
Five-five's pretty good.
They can't get a grip.
Do it's good, isn't it?
Yeah, pretty good.
They can't do crap.
Do you want to go out there?
Yeah, but it's good.
It's good.
Here you go, brother.
Happy New Year.
Alright.
Have a seat there.
There's a kitchen crepe down here, a kitchen crepe.
It's the other side.
How did you know?
I mean, oh, it's dropping on your thing.
Actually, this happened.
What about the rest of the price?
Five times, motherfucker.
And then going in the bag.
Nice.
All right, we hand them a check.
Are you ready to get out of here?
We're ready to go.
Pretty good here.
This was not bad.
This is Clam's Clam chattel with kick and crepe.
This was a great place.
Just a little smile on my face.
Seriously, can you show the camera?
Oh.
Mm.
Mmm.
Now let's go find a woman to eat our food chain.
Let's go. Alright, Chad.
Let's go do that.
No rush, brother. You want to sit down for a little bit? It's okay. We just wanted to...
Because we've been in one location for too long.
I don't want to... You know, we got to keep moving.
So it's like, you know, just to be safe.
Yeah.
Just trying to be smart, you know?
You're a smart man.
Yeah, thank you.
I really care about you.
I see. You're a great guy.
You're doing better this year.
Thanks, bro. Where do you see me in five years?
Well, I always do on movies.
Seriously? Wow!
Thanks, bro.
Look here with my friend, uh, Trusky.
Yeah, hopefully.
Trusky.
There were neon and get some of those movies, though.
Mm-hmm. Let's make it happen.
Yeah.
I don't know yet.
Mm, I don't know yet.
Can I have a taco yet?
Oh, you've got your tacos.
What is this here?
Fish?
Oh, fish?
Yeah, a good taco.
Yeah, I'll put it on.
Mm.
I'll put it.
You don't want it?
Put it in my bag.
Okay.
It's tasty. Would you like one?
I'm okay. Thank you so much
No, that's okay. That's all you
You guys must say a lot of food. Yeah, we had a lot. I had like four meals. What'd you eat?
I had Chick-fil-A and then I had some all year you're full. Yeah
That's stuff who's gonna stuff you up
All right, you don't wash your hands or you're gonna I gotta wash my
You don't wash your hands you're not a man
That's true
That's true, that's true.
No rush, no rush, take your time.
This is good.
Yep, that's great.
They're kicking great, Bob.
Uh-huh, amazing place.
You gonna come back soon?
I'll have some of this beer.
I can't, I'm Muslim.
Drink it.
I can't, I can't.
Drink a little beer.
That's a shame.
Sorry, I can't.
I'm drinking that damn beer.
What did he say?
He said, drink the goddamn beer.
I can't, I can't, but you want me to, um, I'm gonna pass it over to someone else who can drink it.
Drink the goddamn beer!
You just drink the goddamn beer. He told you to drink the goddamn beer.
Nah, you're just trolling, right?
I was serious.
Oh, okay.
Drink the beer.
I can't, I can't.
She was saying, uh, who is?
Oh, that's mine.
You can have it.
It's my size, man.
Okay. You can steal my food whenever you want.
I can wait for you while you go.
I'm really sick when I eat this type of food, but I had to eat it with you, so yeah.
I can wait for you while you wash your hands if you want.
I'll wash my hands with the restroom.
It's right there.
Excuse me sir.
That's not where it was there.
That way.
Take your time brother, no rush.
Alright.
That's not where it was there.
Oh.
There he is.
Holy fuck.
I can't see my phone.
Why are you so scared of him?
Hey brother, the guy's choked me out.
He pulled my fingers, I don't see him pulling my fingers in the fucking back of the car.
You won't be scared too if he doesn't know that Goal Rock's a fucking man.
Alright?
He's going to get the fuck out of here.
I'm being badass.
He's got a fucking puncture.
Oh, um...
I should have used the new studio.
I wonder if...
I can't afford it. I can't afford it.
I can't afford it.
What the fuck's so funny?
Well, the chastise is going crazy.
What are they doing?
Huh?
Are you...
You ready to go?
I told you I'd get your hair washed.
Yeah, you told me.
I told you.
I just needed to know.
Come back.
Oh, shit.
Very good.
That's great.
All right, let's go.
Yeah.
Let's do it, let's do it.
Shout out to Madelo and all the great stuff they do.
Okay, bet.
I love beautiful Latina.
I love fucking the cooties and assholes.
Do you drink a modello?
And eatin' great tacos.
And then can you go throw up her sorority?
Yeah, it's a coyote.
Yeah, wait. She wants us to throw up her sorority. Are you down or no?
You a what?
Her sorority.
What is that?
It's like a girl group in college. Should we do it?
What are we doing?
It's like a frat.
It's a frat. Like a frat. Like, you know, a frat.
We've seen you in them.
Huh?
We've seen you.
Wait, can you come real quick?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go.
Come on, you scared, why you scared?
He's a great guy, he just did this to me, he chugged me out, he pulled my fingers.
Yeah, that's good.
No you're good, you're good, you're straight, don't worry.
Yeah, oh he's chugging it, yep he's chugging it, yep he chugged it.
Alright, okay.
So she wants us to do a picture for her real quick, of a sorority.
You wanna explain it?
Okay, so it's like do you know what a crab is?
No.
Okay, so it's like a group in college with like a bunch of people that like, hang out together?
Yeah.
You're only paying for friends, basically.
What?
I don't pay people to have friends.
No, she's doing that, she's saying.
No, I'm doing, I'm not you.
Oh, you're gonna pay people to have your friends?
Basically.
You can pay me a blue devil, we'll be your friends.
You're a college?
Yeah, I'm in college.
I'm gonna get you a...
She can be our friend, me and blue devil!
We gotta do friends!
Oh my god.
Alright, so she wants to...
Ah!
Oh, well...
Ah!
Ah, well...
Ah!
So let's do this, uh, she wants us to do something?
Yes.
It's a sign.
Okay, so it's like you put the two fingers like this.
Okay, I know what it is.
Okay.
No, no, not like this.
Like this?
Yeah.
Like this, I think.
Yeah.
For your sorority.
All right.
God bless.
Yep.
So how did you pay your friends?
Um, like with money.
Why?
Because it's so fun and it's just like I love the girls that I'm friends with.
So it's worth it.
You mean Blue Devil be your friend?
King 5 figures is in jail?
Yeah, that's cool.
She got it.
She has?
Yeah.
We'll get out and be friends.
We'll get you my Instagram.
OK, what's your Instagram?
55th Street on the street.
Are you going to follow me back, though?
Most definitely we're friends.
All right, let's go.
All right, yes.
Do you have any real responders?
Most definitely I am.
Instagram, math, and defense, you know what I'm saying?
I just got out of jail.
Oh, you did?
How was jail?
What do you mean, how was it?
It's like great experience.
I mean, you're gonna go ahead and go for it.
Oh, so you fought people?
Yes.
Wait, what's your experience?
People are pulling up.
OK, all right, yeah, let's go.
Let's get out of here.
Hold on, let me get this.
This is to remind me of Blue Devil.
Safety's very important.
All right, here you go.
That's the love.
Yeah, real quick, bro.
Just a lot of people come in.
They got to.
All right, we got to go.
We're friends.
Got to hug.
We're friends.
Oh, of course, bro.
College friends.
Nice.
You got my Instagram, man, blue devil, hit ya up.
Okay.
All right.
All right, let's meet y'all.
Huh?
Yeah, yeah, Fluent's Ivy.
All right, don't shout out Fluent's Ivy.
Do a silent sentence, all fair sentences,
fair sentences, fair sentences,
fair sentences, fair motherfucking sentences.
Y'all make it with them, will you?
That was a great promo.
No, most yet for us.
Okay, all righty.
All right, college friend, I'mma follow you.
Oh my God, I'll see you another time.
Ha ha ha.
All right, let's go.
I'm a bright man, just got out of jail.
Yep.
What?
Where are you from?
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm from the Burbs, Burbs.
Oh, all these normal people.
Yeah, we're good.
You like blue-evels, friends.
How do you know?
You like shoes?
Oh, no, I like my shoes.
You like my shoes?
I like my crimped shoes.
They look strange.
They don't look like they're good, huh?
Yeah, they don't, yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, great.
Shit.
No, that first off, that's me.
That's me too as well, brother.
What are you doing, Steve?
Oh, okay.
Good.
I'm gonna blue that with friends, how do you look?
So, the ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Slow,
that you still got the college girls information.
All right, come on here.
Oh, neon.
Neon.
Then the 55th street of a long general,
baby crazy man, I was quack!
Mm-hmm.
Really?
You're quacky.
Okay, so look.
So, I match up two questions, all right?
So the first one is, would you marry or cuff a girl
that has 1,000 bodies or that fuck two of your homeboys?
Uh, fuck two of my homeboys.
Two of your homeboys?
Well, you know what, Kyle, let me keep it 55th through,
let's see.
1,000 bodies is bad.
Uh-huh.
I'll say it's that fuck two of the homeboys.
It's also bad.
Yes.
But does she fuck any of the enemies?
A lot of homegirls like fucking enemies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A thousand bodies, a thousand bodies, and two more, and two more.
So what are the thousand bodies that you want to include, huh?
Let's say, let's say some of your enemies.
And the other ones, two of the homeboys?
Yeah.
Are they homeboys that play ball or homeboys that are just regular niggas?
Fuckin' regular niggas.
I'm fuckin' her, yeah.
Fuck her, but with a thousand bodies?
No, her to fuck just regular niggas that don't really bag like that.
Okay, now what if they're the homeboys, though?
Well, they, yeah, yeah, fuckin' her, yeah.
Okay, so while you said you said the
Yeah, no, it's a two to two boys. Yeah
You want to burn the rest of your life? Yeah
Yeah, it's wouldn't be friends of them, you know, but yeah, okay, okay, okay
So this one do you know, I'm saying streamers that are LA make streamers in the bened on your race
I did this all the time
Okay, so you know people come up to you that person that comes like ask for like since you know
Yeah, this is what I'm doing. I'm saying you choose a dare to do
Any dare okay?
Keep it cool though. And if you do the day, then do sure. Okay. Yes. All right. Give him a dare
Give me any day you can think of any session at 555. What time is it?
It's a 520. You're good. Give him one day or done. Yeah. Yeah
Anything you say right anything right here right now. I don't know how to get getting gone
I dare you to do something right here right now or a video that he has to see or you have to see it doesn't matter
Keep it cool though, keep it cool.
Because Ben asked me to kiss somebody and I come on by and I can do that.
No.
Yeah, no.
It was the Asian man, drunk Asian man.
I couldn't do it.
Oh, you should have fired on Cutter asked you to do it, you should have hit on him.
I'll give him a dare, give him a dare real quick.
Oh man, I don't want to dare people to do anything these days.
Oh, these days?
Okay.
Well, okay.
A welcome back thing?
Oh, you want to fight with me?
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Oh, shh.
Welcome back, man.
Oh my god.
How long? How long? How long? How long? How long?
How many seconds?
Uh, until he's tired.
Until he's tired?
Yeah.
No way, don't get on that.
I'm about 15 seconds.
15 seconds?
Wait.
Okay, yeah, I got it. I'll hold it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait, is this like, are you gonna go hard?
Just 50 seconds, let's move.
Wait, come on, are you sure, brother, you wanna do this?
No, no, no, he's like that ass.
I'm serious too.
Oh my god, okay, let's go, fuck it.
All right, Jason, you saw him?
I'm stressed, but I got any stress.
Oh my god.
Brother, here's, no, no, this is not a good idea.
Psst.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Now we're gonna round him out the door.
Yeah.
Here you go brother. Here you go.
Ain't no countdown in the county jail.
Ain't no countdown in the fucking county jail.
I didn't go to jail. I'm on the birds.
You got your food brother here?
Yeah. Thank you.
You fell tremendously.
Alright, nice to meet you all man.
Nice to meet you too man.
Alright. God bless you.
I'll go over there though.
I'll go over there.
No, I got to go over there.
Hey, come back. I'll see you later bro.
Much love.
What a fucks loop.
Uh, let me, I think she's right there.
All right, night blood.
OK, all right, brother.
Get home safe.
Can I have your microphone?
Oh, yeah.
Just throw it to me.
Throw it to me.
I've got a good aim.
No, you're still in.
No, of course not.
OK, all right, bro.
It's not really chasing, but look at the look.
Hold on, I want to see how he sits in the car.
It's not really chasing, but look at the look.
Looking through the window, look at the look.
Bye.
Bye, brother.
Much love, man.
Can you put his window down real quick?
I just want to say bye.
His window.
Bye!
Love you, bro.
I'm going to get you the kuchin asshole.
I'll text you.
Alright, brother.
Much love, bro.
Do you know where the season is?
Who?
Season under the school.
No.
I'm in college.
We both go there.
Stay in college.
Yeah man, so I do content the side of shit.
Okay.
I'm trying to maintain.
Where can I find you?
Oh, I mean, oh.
Pace Devo, H-E, Two Y's, S-T-E, V-E, and Two O's.
Pace Devo.
Tap in, tap in chat.
Yeah man, sure man.
Much love brother.
Much love, much love man.
Holy shit.
I'm not gonna lie.
That was one of the craziest streams
I've ever done chat in my entire life.
Holy shit.
Imagine if we did, imagine, imagine, imagine.
Imagine if we did the fucking red food.
I'm gonna reach out the list of what we had, bro.
I had, bro, chat, holy, I had a red cotton candy,
Swedish fish, red Mountain Dew,
Takis, red velvet cake,
and two orders of spaghetti with extra marinara sauce.
Huh?
We just got in.
Oh my God.
All right.
How am I gonna get up?
Yeah.
She had next year, we're gonna serve it to me at 21.
I'll do it real quick, hold on.
I'm stuck in here, but I'm gonna come my bad JCB.
My bad man, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh, shit, now you get.
Now you want me to just put it back here.
Much love.
I'll see you, I'll see you around, bro.
Now, if you live in LA.
Yeah, all right, bro.
All right, chat.
I'm not gonna lie.
WL stream chat, be honest, entertainment-wise.
I know, bro.
I was, I was rushing it because I was nervous
because everyone told me to be very careful
when I do the stream.
And yeah, that's what I did.
I became very careful.
And yeah, it was entertaining, bro.
It was entertaining.
Short stream, it was three hours.
And anyone bitching and crying,
I fucking went to four cities in four days
and streamed in every single city.
So suck my dick, literally.
Suck my fucking dick, bro.
Arizona, or Vegas, Arizona, Dallas and now here.
But nah, I will see you guys possibly tomorrow,
maybe not. I don't know what the plan is with my career and everything at this point, so
we are going to hit the drawing board and figure things out. And I will see you guys
when I see you guys next, okay? I'll see y'all when I see y'all next, okay? And that's
that. That's that. That's a big X, bro. Shout out to Big X, man. Shout out to Big
X. Can you turn it up, please? But yeah, man, I love y'all boys. I appreciate y'all.
On this side, we produce only fucking bangers.
I don't give a fuck.
We're one of the best IRL streamers to do it.
And we'll put a fucking W!
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No, come on, come on, come on.
I love y'all, all right.
I got so much to say, but I'm not gonna say it.
I love y'all.
Tch.
Ha, ha.
Come on, I'm gonna do it.
Peace and love.
Such a great stream.
Three hours, I'm not gonna lie.
W's in the chat.
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