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We're back in 2026.
Yes, sir, you guys want some to Clarks Rock and New Year's Eve this year?
I don't know if we watched it because we don't get ABC.
So we watched the Times Square feed on YouTube.
And I have to imagine that this was like a knockoff feed because there's no shot at
eleven fifty seven p.m. They trought out tones and I, the sing John Lennon's
imagined man. There's just no way. Did they actually, they did? Was that the
official one or was that the was I watching a bootleg? That was the real one. Wow
that's fucking crazy. It tones and I played like 10 songs. I did see Robin perform dancing on
my own, which was sick. But then it got me thinking about those reaction images that
is like LeBron on the O5 Cavaliers. Like everybody else is just out there doing cardio.
Robin was actually like she was she was dancing so hard she was out of breath. But that's
Okay, because she was really singing.
Yeah, well, here's the thing, dance.
She did play dance monkey, and they made it worse,
which is crazy because it's probably one
of the worst songs of all time to begin with.
They made it worse by making it half speed.
So it took twice as long to get through the song.
But then also, I thought that that was the most
the worst song ever made, but then it turns out that they have other songs that are in
a way, even worse, which is kind of insane to me.
I just to be honest with you, I don't really know what the world is doing with tones
and I.
But I guess I, Kate was actually really disappointed.
She was like, I thought there would be like the best artist of 2025 on the New Year's.
And I was like, well, the thing you got to know about Dick Clark's Rock and New Year's Eve
is that it always sucks.
It's always like, it's literally targeted at like a 61-year-old Missourian, who basically,
much like me might hear like two songs a year and watch zero movies.
And they also want to run it.
I'm sure there's a margin play where they're like, well, if we wanted to get, you know,
if we wanted to get a hunch that's going to be expensive.
So instead give me, give me tones and I give me B.O.B singing airplanes, which was a song
that came out 15 years ago, which is fine.
I'm not anti-airplanes, it's just sort of a weird play for like a celebration of the end
the the last year and the new one approaching. He also had the warrior mustache, I don't
know if anybody else saw this though. Man men, but it's said in 2026, low key we need
we need this succession guy to do that. Madman said in 2026 but it's at like a
web 3.0 pivoted to Gen AI. You know what, and listen, I don't want to start the year on a negative note.
It was, I was there. I was in part of it, but I was there and thinking it was cool in like 2014
when companies would be like, we have a category in the, in the office kitchen and every Friday
We do happy hour isn't that I was like, wow, that's cool and then it turns out that was not cool it turns out that they're actually sucked
But oh my god, I would get anything to go back now that the
Everybody that works at tech companies is running ultra marathons and like free-basing their own progenies blood
Good lord
I
Didn't know man. I didn't know I
Would much rather have a dude, you know have like three hard
and then talked to me about like his game idea,
then have to hear about the fucking peptides stack
that he's on, that do his work from home,
software engineering job.
What have they done to us, man?
What the fuck did they do to us?
I think it's gonna be this,
and I think it's gonna be...
It's going to be that, sorry, it's been a year, it's been a year I forgot how to stream.
That's not funny, I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing.
The last smash marker at this smash marker welcome back. It's the first eyes give 2026
fuck it. Here's my goal okay 2026. I got some real resolutions. I got new rules.
I'll list them. New Aleppo. 100 streak. 100 streak and eyes. What do you think we can do it?
I don't see why not. We did it in 2015 and I'm 10 years older which means 10 years better at
everything. So while 11 and 11 years old, they're now that I think about it happy new year to everybody.
I need some of this.
100 streak is the lost. You got me confused with co boss streak, but that's okay.
Wouldn't be the first time that that's happened. I'm assuming.
Name 10 Isaac items. Oh, well, can you wait for 10? Well, five item rooms and five boss rooms?
I could have bled you. Actually, these days, sometimes you walk into an item room, there's
two items in there. So different era completely, man. Imagine there's no Isaac. I couldn't
believe it, man. I couldn't believe it. That's the song that Dick Clark's rock in New
years. He tried it out at 1157. First off, it is the end of the quarter century. So there's
It's like a small amount of import imported to the crossing of 2025 and it's 2026.
Not a lot, but a small amount of import in crossing that.
As compared to, you know, like a 2023 to 2024 type deal.
But that doesn't warrant playing something like a magic.
It also doesn't warrant having tones and I play it for some reason, which I know we've
been through that a few times before, and I don't
mean to slander tones and I, but I will stop.
Well, first off, it's only slander if it's false.
Secondly, and they suck, so it's not false.
But secondly, I would love the stop talking
shit about tones and I if they would stop putting tones
and I who I still don't understand if it's a band,
or it's just a lady, because they're named, like,
it's a multi-plural name, tones, ends with an S.
So I don't know if that's more than one person.
And then the one person is I.
Like is she I or the tones what's being played
by the keyboard when she's singing?
I don't get it.
And regardless, the fake jaziness of tones and I,
somehow reaching the mainstream 10 years ago
and we have no antibodies for it for some reason.
What's crazy is that people will that ask
post the video of Kim Katryle Scott singing
and be like, isn't this ass?
And we all agree that it's ass.
And then they'll be like, check out this song.
Ah, straight.
Oh, my God, you do, they're a humpana.
Oh, I can't do an imitation.
And I consider myself grateful for that.
But you can't be.
You can't be playing a magic, and everyone's
got the plan of fitness hats on.
Also, and I say this as someone who enjoys
Not really celebrating on New Years like I went to bed at around 10 p.m. on Wednesday night, but
I feel like playing a magic in a New Year's Eve is like
Trying to have like a dower St. Patrick's there something like that. That's not what the holiday is for
If you're going to play shitty music at least play like shitty
upbeat music that people can like celebrate in party to and be optimistic instead of ruining the vibe
At least like there were playing some black eyed peas or something like that. I couldn't respect that
I don't like it, but I can respect at least at least play shitty fun music instead of like shitty
fake
Interceptive music
Sure play kick by the ocean man
Play all the the Jonas Brothers entire catalogs play the monster mash do it man
You can play we will rock you. Yeah
Black eyed piece cover of your leopard skin pill box hat, that could go kind of hard,
then.
I thought about doing what other streamers do and making some awesome like 2026 predictions.
2026 predictions that will definitely happen.
New Bob Dylan record, new Bob Dylan record that is considered the best album of his career.
100% guaranteed.
Book it.
Two pot comes back.
This is the year.
This is I've been making that prediction every year, but this is the year, man.
Depression.
That's an item.
Looks like that.
Lessib Penny.
Pop Dylan X Sabrina Carpenter.
Actually, no joke would actually be fucking sick.
I would love to see Bob Dylan in a Sabrina Carpenter music video, man.
Actually, if you look, they have the same sort of...
It's, they don't have the same aura, but I feel like Bob Dylan in Sabrina Carpenter have the sort of similar vibe.
Like, 60's Bob Dylan, he was playing the media like a fiddle, man.
He was like, hey, come out to the new port folk festival. I'm going to play some acoustic folk music,
And they went, okay, can't wait to see you Bob.
Plugs in app.
What can he do there?
Let's kill him.
Let's kill this guy.
Let's kill him with Axis!
You got to hit the hits to the start of the year.
They read Dustin Hoffman film.
Mmmh.
They read Dustin Hoffman film.
Me desperately trying to think of a horrible Dustin Hoffman film to make a joke.
And I can't really think of one.
It's no worse movie, I guess you can't say this online, but I was gonna say hook maybe
is one of the least respected Dustin Hoffman movies, but he's got to have worse ones, man.
He's got to have L-Gradio update!
Well, L-Gradio update is so fucking funny, man.
Now, I mean the fuckers, what was I think in that?
The forces need the foggers, L-T-C, kind of just holding the bag for L-Gradio-Opte if you don't mind me saying so.
Do you have a good Morrissey?
No, but that's okay because neither do the smits, which is my way of saying, I think that he's an incredible artist and I wish you would do you would shut up.
up so that I didn't have to apologize for saying that I really like a lot of this
myths. But I think that at this point, I mean you're not separating the art from the
artist, you're acknowledging that you're holding both truths at the same time, one
truth being that the, you know, he sucks pretty bad and then the other part being that
the music is really good. That's it, and let's see other things, please don't do this,
milk toast, milk toast to ghost. You're doing the thing, I consider this perhaps the most
cowardly thing that you can do in the modern art landscape when an artist has been canceled,
which is attributing all of their work to another person in the band. People have done this
with every single bed, just because what it does is, first of is it lies, and it also
londers the evil of the artist who has done evil things as if to completely wash the band
of all of the sins. I think it's dishonest and disreputable.
Sure, Johnny Morris is a great guitarist. You know, he didn't,
then on and on and on. He was doing the jangling to put it in jackbox terms, but
exactly, they don't exist without Morris, you man. You can hate Morris, he and still listen
to the Smiths. You just have to be kind of like an adult about it. It just means
Things are like if you're on your own, you can just listen to it.
If you're in the car with your friend and then some comes on on shuffle, you've got
to be like shame about that guy.
Man, a fuck.
This is a great record.
As soon as you hear, take me back to Deerall, Blighty, fuck man, why do you have to go and
say that shit?
Why do you have to go and say, well, I rather than say him page here, right?
All right, tonto, tonto, tonto, tonto, tonto, tonto, tonto, tonto, tonto, tonto, tonto!
Has the world changed the habit change!
And also I do not have a good more I see about it away.
It was the last time you were in the car with a friend.
Every day.
Every day with my friends and family.
Still listening to graduation!
First off, you've complimented, I mean I'm not 33, and I'm 37,
Yeah, there's some late registration tracks on the Peloton playlist.
Unfortunately, and hard, are you here?
You've been, you've been pissed to me off and then bring in me back for, like, months now.
And I, it's, maybe, maybe you'll get your own compilation.
You, you, you pissed me off the first time when you were trashed off in me in fantasy football.
For something that was not trashed off in the first place.
You got a chip on, you did like a Michael Jordan thing,
And that's fine if you win the chip, but you didn't win the chip. So I find that insult.
If I didn't even make the finals.
But secondly, the other thing you said is when you said, I don't even think we major is a top five track.
I'm late registration. Actually, a ridiculous take.
Such rage bait that I couldn't even bring myself to respond to it.
If you don't believe it's number one, that's fine.
Oh shit.
taking no losses. I don't want that garbage. I don't even know what it's best.
I got a feeling about this man.
Any song that name drops John Bryan, the composer of the score for Ihard Huckabees,
cannot be outside of the top five on the album. I'm sorry. I knew it. I thought you knew it was going to drop.
And then what you fucking do is you go here and you get the battery and you get something incredible out of it.
John Bryan on the keys right now.
Turn the sun shun thing.
Yeah, John Bryan had kind of a generational run of two incredible movie
soundtracks. Well, score scores and soundtracks.
You think I'm going to forget about a lot of on Gishkar and water
not a pod? Fuck you, buddy. It's okay, I'm not watching. Librarian, it's January. In the
United States of America, that means you have to get back to work, right? I'm not mad at
you. I'm sure you'll, once American Thanksgiving comes back around, I will see you in
November. I will see you from November to December.
You're literally, you're stretching so hard that not fit it in the top five.
We made your clears roses, okay?
Also we made your clears touch the sky.
Touch the sky is like babies first favorite song on the album.
Next thing you're going to say, uh, heard him say featuring Adam Levine.
I don't know, man, it just really makes you think.
Nothing's ever promised tomorrow today.
those who have to be in there, you guys are insane.
You've lost your mind.
I'll accept them, drive slow.
You can put drive slow up there.
I'll accept, I'll accept celebration.
Trying to think about what else.
I mean, there's a lot of good stuff on there.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean, Liz, we're not talking about,
like a fuck ass song, okay?
We're not talking about crack music.
We're talking about weed major.
So we're like literally, you're saying some shit to me like,
oh, a vendor holy feels a good boxer.
Bro, we're talking about the best of all time.
Okay, no disrespect.
I like my boxer with two years.
Hister me off.
This in gen us ass.
Fucking dialogue.
Spaceship underrated.
Bro, that's not on late registration.
That shit is on college dropout.
Like, would you not see any of these people?
You know, you had a holy year.
You had a toilet.
You're gonna hold you in a figure this shit out.
Next you're gonna drop something about can't tell me nothing.
That's the next album, man.
That's the next album.
You don't get it.
Yeah, I'm thinking we'll be grabbing this one.
Clean shaving men in or out this year.
Ah, well, I like this line of reasoning
or this line of questioning.
Giving a thumbs up or thumbs down to things in 2026 as a guy who has absolutely no idea, but at least I acknowledge that I have no idea.
Most people try to act like authorities, man. I'll be the first to tell you, you know, it's a little bit more complicated than that.
We live in a turbid and chaotic system. There's a lot of variables to play.
I'm a believer, and now that my Grester has weighed in,
I feel even more confident in this,
I'm a big believer that we have passed peak facial hair.
That doesn't mean you're not going to see people with beers,
but I think we are past peak facial hair
for the next 10 years or so.
I think the wheel is turning back towards clean shaving.
And I think to be honest with you,
I think it has been turning back for maybe a couple of years.
And you made disagree with that.
And what I did not see, what I did not see coming,
was the rise of the mustache, the mustache,
and it's not a 2025 thing, but the mustache came out
of nowhere, and I think might have allowed
the facial hair bull market to continue a little longer
than I thought it would.
And I don't have a horse in the race to be honest.
I don't really care, I just like to,
I just wear what's comfortable for myself.
But I do feel, maybe it's not,
Maybe instead of framing it in a way that will make bearded people upset, which is that I think we're past peak facial hair. I'll say it the other way
I think we're in a I think there's tailwinds on the horizon for those of us who prefer to stay a little stably or clean shaving
Let's just leave it at that
huge bookworm
W bookworm. I don't know why I just because I thought the fallen in here. That sounds right whatever take me to the next floor
Well, she pubes a clean shaven in the middle. I would start you asking me personally or like what I think would be like the dominant trend for 2026.
Clean shaven is just I think it's too much work, but a little trim for sure, at least a little. Oh, natural and I trust me. I was a hairy guy. I understand the concerns, but oh natural is a little too much.
But you could, some people just don't grow that much hair down there, I guess.
If you're, if you're growing the type of stuff that I'm growing, you got to do something about it.
Just out of respect.
That's why they invented the Phillips one blade.
It actually literally might be why they invented the Phillips one blade.
But hair out, I don't know, that's, I don't, I don't have a strong opinion on but hair in or out.
I think it depends on your lifestyle.
I think I'm blessed to be in a position where I've never had the worry about my butt hair,
and I have a lot of it.
But my arms don't move that well, and I guess I need to get a compact mirror or something like that.
Do we just fight this guy every floor or did we not fight this guy last floor? What happened?
Good to know, man, thanks.
I don't consider any of this stuff sensitive information.
I'll probably take that. It's just the human body, bro.
Oh, it's because we're taking a Bible, that's right.
Huge.
But here helps evaporate sweat. We're not doing that in 2026, we're not...
Regurgitating the old something awful posts that have been forwarded and read across the internet as if it's first hand knowledge that we've cleaned that be as I believe
We're also speaking in 2026, but secondarily
That is true
That is true to be honest with you, but that doesn't mean you can't
You can't trim it up a bit
I don't want that's just too much risk for a guy like me
Can you confirm?
Listen, if a guy like me can trim up his bush a little bit, even though the head of
my cock like rests against the stubble for 90 minute pellet on rides, I think you
can deal with a little increased moisture in your butt region, okay?
That's obscene.
It's literally human flesh that we were all born with.
The head?
the bib kind of, I don't know how to describe it, the bib sort of,
cinches it all up. So the bib sort of like staples the tube to the side of your, you know,
growing to leg region, depending on how blessed you are, and then with a little bit of
This double it, twisted fire starter type shit.
If I can make it through that, I think, you know, you got no excuse not to trim up your
bottle a little bit.
Sorry, by the way, if you're watching this, like with your girlfriend, and you're like,
hey, babe, I swept too much to shade my ass.
Sorry, sorry, you got no excuse?
I just out of you.
They should be doing it.
Ladies that means you should be doing it too. Hmm. I just bought Philips stock this morning
We're going to the fucking moon
Insider trading arc incoming
Insider shaving Insider shaving like that
to
mark that
is working the prediction markets
we should
as part of the
should end 2026
just throw
at a little bit of money on like
long predictions on caoshi and just
see how it plays out
sure they've got
like the good futures markets
on there for like things
in 2026. Just to see how bugging stupid it can get. Hold hold. When did they make Isaac look
eight bit? Wasn't it a flash style? I'm not even fulking with you. You are the last
pure being on this website. They made this change to the graphical style literally 12 years ago.
I guess like 11 and a half, but if you were in the ISA community, it was a huge deal.
They released content for Isaac the original, and then basically Ed said, this fuckass
engine is carried me as far as I can go, so they completely remade the game, and that
was 12 years ago, and to be honest, it's still a great game.
They made it a lot better, sincerely.
And then they kept making it better.
And then in my opinion, they went a little too far and started making it a little bit
worse.
But it's still, it's still really good.
Why not, man?
You see the guy who made 300k on Kalshi betting on a parlay that included a gay couple
kissing on the New Year's Eve feed. Honestly, whatever, man, good for them. Did you
guys see the Filipino group of friends that got interviewed on the Times Square
stream? This is a deep cut clip for you librarian if you can find it. They were
literally, they saved the stream for me. They were so like, pull it up. I don't
know if you can find it. Also, I feel like the official Times Square YouTube
channel probably DMCA you they thank you but they were so happy they and the
one dude was serving like the whole time like whenever he was talking he was like
I love to be in New York City New York City it's the greatest city in the world
my resolution for 26 more travel more awesome food more love in the world
and peace and then whenever like anyone else was getting interviewed he was
going
I was like this is bugging awesome man this is great
Find the clip. I don't think my impression is good. I just, I don't think I've got it in me, but
They were the highlight of the stream for sure. Mostly because we didn't see Les Seraphim
Because they played it like five 30 local times
Which is an incredibly cursed time an incredibly disrespectful time slot to be booked for on a new year's eve broadcast
I don't ever want to be in a position where I'm playing Dick Clark's Rock and New
Years Eve at 530, man.
People are still on the damn train.
Oh fuck.
I know I think you're right.
I've been watching Dick Clark's Rock and New Years Eve for a long time.
I do think it was more so-listen average this year.
I don't this year, you're definitely, they did not give a fuck, honestly.
Normally they at least like it's one of those things and we all know we're in the decline
of you know like North American and Germany which is like you know you should be used
to it by now but it's like coasting on the inertia of at one point having been a cultural
institution so now like there were like 10 years where it sucked but it was like well
it's what you watch on New Year's Eve and they kind of treated it like it had some sort
of significance, they at least put some effort into it at all, and now they're just like
the secrets out and they do not give a fuck. They're just like, we got to get the show done,
hired artists that people kind of remember, but like, don't really, they have no relevance to
to like the current celebration or year at all.
This is Lake Seraphim Slander.
Listen, we literally, first off, I said,
except for Lake Seraphim.
But secondly, as K-pop fans, we need to be better than this.
We need to be better than, well, yeah, the show sucked,
but they had one K-pop band play.
You can't fucking do that.
That means they fucking got you.
You know how sad it is to get like spiritually
mocked by a show that's hosted by Ryan C. Crest.
As embarrassing, bro.
I'm not going out like that.
You've got to work a little bit harder than that
to get my thumbs up.
I mean, like we're past the point where you should be like,
thankful that they put one Korean band in the performance, bro.
K-pop's one of the biggest genres on the planet
has been for like a decade at this point you can't be like finally we got some
acknowledgment from the un-American institution that Clark's rockin' New Year's Eve
like they got to put some hard and soul into it man.
They're playing you like a damn fiddle.
Yeah yeah now if they did what they did for American pop music and they got like a
A famous band or artist from like 15 years ago, and we're like, we sheld out for this
demyoshi they reunion tour and they're going to play G on stage.
Then you'd be like, you know what, there's like a real nowhere in the booking department
and they weren't afraid to throw some cash at it.
I'd lose my mind.
I would be like, whoa, I didn't see that coming. I probably maintain a pretty even keel all things considered, but
It would be cool, though
Gee mentioned yeah, yeah, I'm to get I lived in Korea in 2011
2010 in 2011. Yep. Yep. I'm thinking I lived there. I'm thinking I lived there when Shai boy was popping off
I'm thinking I moved back to Canada like maybe a week after their bubble pop came out or something like that.
And thankfully I got out on the last chopper before Gangnam style hit in the summer of 2012.
I think I was sadly, I think I was pre-orange caramel because you know I would have been bumping that shit.
That's the one that Jack Black does in the Muhandojan clip, right?
It did do do do do do move on to John
She do be do be do be do be do
That honestly this is that clip might be responsible for like
It might be 25% responsible for my
Incredible position in jack black equities right now
right now.
It's just like I saw it as a younger man and said, you know what?
That guy's my rider that I for life.
I just hope he never threw this cagey under the butt.
But surely that'll never happen.
So, let me, can be some of this, I'm going to go fucking crazy, let's do a little bit
of this.
Huge, the eraser.
Got me a movie, want you to know.
Was Gangnam style a net negative for global culture?
No, it's literally, I'm not even faking with you, it's literally a good song.
As far as, like, insanely popular comedy adjacent songs go, it's literally kind of good.
Like, compared to something like what does the fuck say?
But what does the fox say is a fucking joke, it's profane.
It was invented artificially just to be a meme.
I truly believe.
It was like the last gasp of a band trying to become famous
before they all got desktops or something like that.
It feels like something out of the producers.
And it worked, yeah, because of you.
to be honest,
I believe, I think he made it because he was like,
I love beautiful women's asses.
And there's a genuine authenticity
and purity of intent there.
And the song fucking goes and the dance is cool.
I'm pro-gong them style overall.
Now, as with anything, maybe got a little, to put it lightly, maybe got a little overplayed.
Just a touch.
Oh.
I was obsessed with gong them, style as a kid.
That seems like appropriate.
Yes, I have seen not only of a scene size anti-American rhetoric from before he was in
YouTube rewind, but also I've been subjected to it in Korea.
And what's funny is that I used to think, wow, they would feel really stupid if they knew
they were yelling that shit at a Canadian guy.
And then the older I get them when I'm like, I don't think they would give a fuck at all. I think they would literally just be like
Staying there for it and
And say it again
All right
Whoa
Square up in North American well, it's only fair because again, did I get yelled at a little bit?
Yeah, and actually for stuff that was genuinely not my fault, but again, I also had that
one situation where an older career man just stopped me and my colleague on the street
and then saluted us because we were white essentially.
He just was like, it's 21 years old.
And he just stopped us on the street and then gave us a full military salute.
And we were kind of like, what's going on?
And then he pulled out his military ID from like 1954 or something like that.
But I don't know how to tell him.
I was not there.
That was not me, bro. You got me confused with somebody else.
I was like negative 35 or something when that show went down.
Keep it this up, please.
Canadian's were in Korea though not me while I was in Korea but not
during the war I mean think I guess technically they were kind of still
a war with North Korea and so kind of R but I didn't like I wouldn't say I
I mean, I serve but not in a military sense.
Hold.
Thank you for your service.
I'm going to start saying that shit to the guys at the auto body shop.
shop. It also news that annoying man was found dead in Vancouver today.
So we've been telling them for years eventually someone would have enough of the bits and they did.
Once they're saying it to my router, it's crazy that there used to be like a dude who
would arrange the packets from your mode and for you, and nowadays we just outsource all
that shit's a machine's man. It's literally not funny, I don't understand why you're laughing.
My uncle used to be a router. He and a team of eight other guys individually handled one
modem for a small business in a really Ontario and Lynx just put him out of work, man. Lynx
just put a quarter million Canadian routers out of work, man. But here's that the machines
things will never be as good at arranging the packets as my uncle was, because there's
just a level of human care that the machine can't do, man.
Are you serious?
Yep.
I don't think I used to be a router.
But my dad's not a phone.
girlfriend's a computer. Okay, walking Phoenix. Okay, walking Phoenix, and then
how do you think that dude from Google who like, this one must have been like
four years ago when he was like, I think my girlfriend, I think the AI is my
girlfriend, and I think she's real remember that. You must feel fucking stupid now
and because the AI's gone so much better. He must be looking at his AI wife and
and she's saying stuff like, you know,
could you please rephrase that?
He's like, oh fuck.
I think that's it.
Fuck, I should have waited.
The new AI girlfriends are so much smarter and hotter.
And also, his knee just licensed all of like the Marvel
actors into AI so you can legally make
Black Widow, you're girlfriend now or something like that?
I thought I saw that. I might have been like two months ago or something like that.
Oh, that's cool. That's cool. You got a girlfriend. Oh, I got a girlfriend too. Maybe you've heard of her.
Her name's uh, yeah, her name's Natasha.
And she's foreign, I think. I think she's from Russia, even though she sounds so American, except sometimes they put a little extra sauce on it.
She's under cover.
She's good, she should be an actress man.
Just pull in the winter soldier.
They were literally straight-bating us though, pissing me off.
I'm still team what do they call black widow and captain shippers. I'm still
Team black captain
whoo
is twenty twenty six y'all
Sam Wilson is a dope captain in America. I'll believe it when they put him in like a good movie or whatever
twenty twenty six predictions
I probably should take it, but I'm not gonna, I'm scared of my health.
Twenty 26 predictions, Marble Doomsday, under $25 million at the box office, people are sick of it, under $25 million.
Why? It's fuck you, man.
Bro, what? That's crazy.
Now, people are sick of it.
Odyssey 7 billion, 7 billion dollars for the Odyssey.
On its opening weekends, that's on the costumes in the Odyssey, I am sure you
I've never seen that. Absolutely no idea what they look like. No clue. It'd be honest with
you. Kind of a crazy question. I don't know that much about the Odyssey. I don't know
that much about Breastory. I don't work in the film industry. I'm not on social media. So
Why it's like five complete areas of non-competence.
I have absolutely no clue to be honest with you.
Need your Percy Jackson?
Percy Jackson?
Film the Vancouver?
Percy Jackson?
Well, maybe not the movie.
I don't know, but the new show was definitely film partly a Vancouver on green screens.
Those are Vancouver green screens, bro.
Edges in it, the wrestler or the the guitarist.
The browser.
Oh, you go, you go, pretty good without one.
A browser.
The wrestler, he's areas.
Bro, I literally don't even want to hear that shit.
here that should it's like Capricorn season right now maybe.
Aquarius maybe I want to say it maybe as with Aquarius.
What's happening right next month is not on net Joe bro.
February is Pisces.
January's.
It's the age of Aquarius.
Okay, do you want to have a call?
It was a guy at a locking.
There's no way we lose this one.
I mean, this is Rimstone Nine Lives, man.
Rimstone Nine Lives technology.
Where the fuck's my damage, Denny?
just lock in it's 2026 we're rehabilitating our attention spans we can
weaken banter you don't have to look at chat every two seconds
we're basmerging quick dopamine hits and we are the laying
our gratification until Isaac is dead.
And then we're compensating by reading a fuckload of brain rot in chat.
Staggering amount of brain rot.
Fuck you!
Mother fucker!
The hell is this, man?
Use it. It re-rolls your hole run, right?
No, don't lie to me, Walt. It re-rolls an item with chaos. It's D6 plus D20 in current room.
Rerolling, concurrent room, hmmm.
Both.
I'm imagining, I'm in my happy place right now.
I'm in my happy place.
Julie Bowen is holding a large glass mug of beer.
Oh, cute.
My grandma is playing the slay and even in happy Gilmore's happy place is grandma
is a dick of the gambling which is kind of crazy but she's pulling the slaw machine and
gold coins are spilling out of the return and she's wearing like
that's where I'm not that at all grandma what are you
grandma what are you doing put some clothes on
the
shoot him a govins there he's naked
wait he's he's walking up to grandma
it's so fucked up that like
the human brain is so good that it's like when you see a word you can't help but read it once you know how to read
but like also if someone starts saying some shit to you you can't help but like imagine it man
As long as you know what it is, which is why Austin Powers was so good in 1997 because
when he says Margaret that's your naked on a cold day, I didn't know who the fuck that
was because I was a nine-year-old kid in Canada. So I said, I don't really understand this
joke, but everyone else is laughing, so I'm going to laugh too.
to
imagine that market after his husband saw that though he probably
was saying some shit like keep
my wife's
naked body out to them mouth
the slap man the slap
fuck it, we do one more.
All right, good answer.
End the giant egg.
Dodge this. I think I will.
Turn it off. Fuck you.
Okay, we're in trouble.
We're actually in trouble. Why did they make the game where now you don't get any damage ever?
You get no damage in the whole fucking game. Cool. Really cool.
You never get a damage upgrade in this fucking game.
Thank you
Pop Soloviden it literally is D6 and D20 on a room bro. I'm not gonna pop that shit on nothing. We gotta get something
You gotta get something
Like maybe in here, for example.
That looks pretty good.
And then, huge.
And then, something like this.
Oh, they made it impossible to lose in this game.
I also forgot about that.
It's a very groovy combination, baby. Yeah
Thanks for the pill
Instead of making me better you're making me ill type shit
Youch
I'm drowsy
That's huge because we already had a bad trip pills, so I knew it couldn't be bad trip
Yep.
Then I mean, in the whole scheme of things, I was in that good if I may say so, but
gold members, the best Austin Powers, they used to be believable too, but I don't really
have a, like, anything else to say, to be honest.
What was it like when dude wears my car came out?
Honestly, everybody laughed at it for being incredibly stupid.
It took maybe like a decade for it to be the game's some renown as kind of like a stoner
classic.
Time makes fools of us all, bro.
I mean, we were literally on your scene.
I mean, I was like 14 when it came out or something like that.
We were literally out here saying stuff like, how can you forget where your car is?
It just doesn't make sense.
Oh my god, I fucking died again.
I died on a brimstone run, bro.
Well, you know what?
100 streaks still in play.
We'll just start right here.
It is kind of like, it's kind of like groundhog day.
Six more weeks of Isaac.
Because I passed up my shadow.
the
ceiling upholstery business with chid
uh... i think chid became up with a better business than uh... ceiling upholstery
it was extreme short-term rentals so if you're going out for like a few hours to
like go see a movie or something like that you could rent out your apartment
to someone who just needs to like take a shower
or like take a map or something like that,
extremely short-term rentals.
I think it could be the play, man.
of
other bold 2026 prediction the people who started talking about something deeply on interesting
aka video games by 2026 video game prediction
slay the spire 2 is to slay the spire as balunky 2 was to spalunky 1 aka it is received
Roughly as good as the original, defying all odds because the original is
Perhaps the best game ever made in my opinion
That's bullish. I think it is bullish man. I think they've earned the bull
Terrible opinion no offense. You're like out of psychics right now going like no shot. Okay. I mean didn't you know that when you fucking walked in
the shooting real, bro. I can't see the future.
Obviously, I mean, you're the one who paid me for this. I thought we were on the same page.
I saw you when you said, take the Alice and pill earlier. And I thought it was an interesting
comment when we were talking about pills. Because Alice and pill, of course, Canadian actress,
the newsroom, boom, et cetera, et cetera. But why did you type it a second time?
second time, because it's not that good. Unless you're perhaps just signaling how
cool it is that you know the name of an actress that many of us know the name of.
That's all you do too. Well they hit the goal I button, but you know I'll see you there. I'll see you in the arena.
Sometimes we just say and shit.
It's a charitable read because they said it two times.
Two times is like he didn't read it the first time.
And he's got to see this.
Once he sees this, he won't be able to not read it.
Sometimes we say shit twice.
Still don't do it three times. You never know you could be a Beetlejuice situation and you did read it.
Yes, but I read it the second time that I saw it. The first time I saw it, I just said.
Yep, that's a person's name.
Oh, me again.
Are you a fan of 30-rock? No, I'll tell you what.
Previously, I was agnostic to 30-rock because I had not seen it, but now I hate 30-rock.
The reason is I wake my kid up and I bring my kid downstairs to get ready for the day and I go to my
cable TV remote and I type in
300 because that's like a treehouse TV where she can watch some adventure time before she's got to go to school
and when then I hit enter and for some reason it brings up 30 rock because the way that
Boomers and Gen Z, every generation but my generation, they thought they know they forgot to remember the numbers for channels
And now they just go to their remote and they press a little microphone button and go
Escape to the country and then the TV goes people people people people people here you go
In my large generation we remember the number of the channels, which is why we go
P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P, and we're in.
But now the fuck ass smart TV is trying to get me to buy peacock or something like that,
so I can show my five-year-old 30-rock.
Bro, she's not gonna get it, she's not 12.
Now, if you show me the movie 300, which would make more sense,
because I typed in 3-0-0, that would be fucking peak,
because every morning I would start my day, which you are, but they're going.
Yeah!
But they don't fucking do that for some reason, it's one of those...
On Sommel pictures, Alan Baldwin's one, Tina Fey's doing her, her Fey's face, you know what I'm talking about?
Tell it sooner, YTV, whatever, whatever adventure time is on, at like even the morning of the civic time.
Honestly, I think I was too harsh on adventure time, man. I think adventure times actually pretty good. There's some
I don't necessarily want to make any enemies in
2026 that I haven't already made
I guess I've already made enemies in this season universe audience. I don't necessarily think Steven universe is like a bad show
But
Every time I watch it, I'm like, man, it's got can't fucking do anything.
Like, no disrespect of Stephen is the every time I watch this show, bro, is in crisis.
Every single episode he's going, I can't do this.
And I'm like, I get it.
Like, I get what they're going for, but because you just like...
You just have one episode where he's like...
I don't know, like, not acid at every thing.
It's so annoying when it's so annoying.
I mean, there is not annoying if you're like, if you're five,
but, or 15 or something like that,
but at 36, I'm like, oh, like, not.
You caused the problem, bro.
I get it, like, trust me, I get what they're going for.
But it's just like, it's just too much, man, for a guy like me anyway.
Yeah, yeah, I'll go base myself with Mega.
Thing can be like that sometimes?
Well, I don't know, I kind of don't feel like every episode of Adventure Time is like,
like big, it swallowed by like an intergalactic worm or something like that and then they
They spend the whole episode trying to get out and then Jake just goes, how about this and like grows like a million feet tall and blows up the worm and they go, cool dude
And come along with me
Ooh with the butterflies and bees
I kind of vibe with that
More than like the
Take a deep breath Steven
Steven, if you take a deep breath, you can pick a Halloween costume
Like it's kind of the first time I saw an episode of Steven Universe
I was kind of like this is a breath of fresh air, but now that I'm like
Probably seeing
Half of 12 episodes now and I'm like calm on and
Like bro started driving a spaceship okay
Kind of unbelievable they give drive a spaceship
He's a hard time choosing what to eat for lunch. Then shit starts going wrong with the spaceship and he's freaking out
I'm like buddy the time the freak out was before you got in the spaceship now you're in space, bro
You waited too long the freak you should have freaked out like on the fucking
Ground before you got out into outer space now is too late for that shit
Oh, you're chill, though.
I didn't say it's bad, I said it's annoying, and it seems like most of you are saying
it's annoying on purpose.
So it sounds like we're on the same page.
It sounds like we're pretty much all on the same page then, and I don't understand
why we're arguing.
his mom's in his belly. I haven't gotten to that part yet.
Also, I'm not familiar with the Crystal Jam's either. Sorry.
The one that is competent and in charge seems pretty okay and then there's the one
wearing like the wrestling singlet. She's a little too like off the wall for my
pace. She's always, she's always doing something impulsive and then I don't really
know what's up with, I want to say it's the mom but I don't think she's the mom. I
think she just kind of has the mom haircut. You know she looks like she looks like
She was like joy from inside out, you know what I don't really know what her deal is
It's kind of little whiny sometimes. No, that is the mom. Okay, all right?
And then there's like one that doesn't show up that often
Like those three are there like all the time. I feel like I never see the other one
Oh, that's a sell.
I'd really like to...
Steven with you.
You can be my Steven universe.
My Steven universe.
This slander's crazy.
There's not slander, it's one man's opinion.
Every, you shouldn't give a fuck about my opinion on Steven universe.
I'm 37.
I'm just, I wish they would play more adventure time for the honest.
I can also 100% like, let me start here, okay?
Okay, I was 16 when gardens they came out garden state fucking socks man. I loved it
It's it at the time especially one of my favorite movies had a huge impact on me
If fucking blows, but it will like always be important me, but I think it's this on is to not make that distinction
Like it
But I watched that shit like 10 times in 2004. I was like this movies incredible
I think I watched it maybe in like 2012 as an actual adult with some life experience and I went, what the fuck are you talking about? What are you doing?
What the hell?
Also, you have to report the method man character to the police. He's running a hotel with peoples in the wall.
why are you, why are you treated like you's your best friend?
Oh, reported to the police, it's not okay.
So I could absolutely 100% see that if you were,
you felt like you had never been represented in a television show
until you saw Steven Universe, and then that you were really
by boom with the show, I 100% get it.
I mean it's not the worst show I ever made.
The worst show I ever made is 15 words or less, the most that I'm married at the
era.
Obviously the worst show I ever made not even close.
I love game shows for a show to be the worst show I ever made.
It also has to be the worst game show I ever made.
There's a lot of truly awful ones.
show his friends? No, in the whole scheme, if you think friends is bad, you are very lucky
that you were not watching any other sitcom except like two of them that were on the air
at the same time as friends. Friends was literally like, I don't, I've never seen it since
the finale, but like it was better than most of its contemporaries at the time. There's
There's a reason Frazier was winning all the Emmys and they're Seinfeld and then like friends is the other one
Seinfeld clears okay, I'm fucking you know gold clears silver obviously like what it will in grace?
I don't know anything about that. What was that kind of a crush on Megan Malay Lee though?
Well, no why. I guess because she's beautiful.
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's the, the, the start of the Occam's razor. Yeah, it's probably
started right there.
Graze and Adam is the worst.
I have, Megrez, what are your thoughts on this? If he comes so far, like ragegate has become
the lingua franca of the internet that people have now forgotten that
rage bait isn't supposed to be their real opinions, and now they're, like,
they've rage baited themselves in the thinking that they actually believe this.
It's not the great show of all time, but the worst show ever made, like that's insane.
You're being a dishonest reactionary. You're judging the show by, like,
there's one person that you don't like in real life that likes this show,
show and you're like, I hate this show as a result of that. That's insane. I think you should be the type of beast that like
judges things on their own merits or something like that, but I guess that's just me.
Survivors pure slopp. It's just that the you guys have to
to expose yourself to more shit.
Cause you're literally looking at like a top of a mountain
and you're going like, mountain Everest.
This part of mountain Everest,
one of the smallest mountains I've ever seen.
Okay, have fun.
I mean, there's like,
50 shows online or on the air I should say right now
that are basically just like filming the worst people on earth
and their main effectsured droplets.
Get me out of here!
I love Hell's Kitchen, no?
Hell's Kitchen, I mean these shows were not it,
we haven't even begun, this was pissing me off.
We haven't even begun to have a real discussion on shared terms yet.
Like we are still at the point where we're trying to define your talking about shows
that are pretty good.
And you're like apologizing for liking a show that's pretty good.
You should only have to apologize for watching like, wow, I mean, there's a lot.
No show where anybody says get those lights off could possibly be in the bottom quartile
of shows on TV.
List them off, make some enemies.
Well, any of the shows that are essentially dating shows but with a manufactured quirk
Like, uh, love is blind, uh, sorry to the K-pop fans out there, but like singles in
Furno, or the other Korean one, which was like, um, is it possible for hot divorce?
Say, is to fall in love with each other?
I think the answer is probably yes, if I had to guess, but I appreciate that we got some
of our top scientists on that.
Uh, love island, too hot to handle stuff like that.
But that stuff I think is pretty bad, it's just me personally, you love 90 day though.
Well that was an earlier time, that was an earlier version of myself and if you're going
to relentlessly make fun of me for being old then I get to play the flip side of that
card which is a change over the past six years.
I haven't watched 90 day fiancée in a long time.
The reason it's actually, well first off I don't get TLC anymore because like premium
cable you know I already paid for the sports package and she would be like 300 bucks a month
I also got TLC, they did the expendables thing, like the
Bredemic thing, where they realized that people were watching it because it was
shitting, so they just started making it like manufactured shitty on purpose.
And they like lost me with that, even though it turned out to be like a
grave play for Gem Pop. They deliberately looked for people who were like,
basically cartoon characters to be on the show, instead of relatively normal
people who are just wreaked the desperation, which made it, which was really like the
formula that that held the show together for a guy like me.
Especially when it started becoming the snake that ate its own tail, which is when they
started having a show after the new episode of 90 day, where the people from 90 day on
earlier seasons would watch the season of 90 day and react to it. So you would watch the
people that you mocked, lay in bed, watching the show, mocking the other people who are
exactly like them. So you would see like the same episode of the show like 12 times and
And they would be like, oh, you can't do that, no man, don't do that.
They would just add like a weird little sting in now and then it's so bad.
When will the laugh that this ugly guy, genre of TV pop?
First off, you can't say that.
The reason you can't say that is because even if your hot, just typing that is going
to make everyone think you're ugly.
So it's on force there.
And secondly, they're not laughing at the people on 90 day because they're other.
They're laughing at the people on 90 day because they're desperate.
It's a different thing.
And also, if I may say a 90, you know me, I people don't know where I stand.
And I'm not even sure I know where I stand.
Is he, is he, is he readpilled?
We don't know, right?
We don't, we don't know if he's one step away from being man.
Bonnie's running mate in 2030, or if he's going to be on kill Tony next week.
But if I may put on the woke cap for a little bit, the guys on 90 day.
usually suck. And the reason they suck is not like, oh, they're bad at being dudes. The reason
they suck is because they're like, I'm kind of a loser who is bad with women. So I'm gonna
use my advantage, which is essentially just being born in the United States and then go exploit
a woman in poorer country and like usually treat her like dirt and bring absolutely nothing
to the table at all. So like, there's some of them that like seem like nice guys who treat
their spouses wonderfully. But a lot of them are basically they have the vibe of like,
I'm not a loser. I just think like Western women have too much power in the dating game. So I decided
to even the odds by like going to another country, which I think is, I think you, you know,
You know, but let me know in obligation, but at least it's like dealers choice if you want to make fun of them for that
That's just one man's opinion
And that's why it's okay to laugh that
Which is why they're episode where the dude goes to Russia and
and then he's stand he's flown like 30 hours to be in Russia and then the girl just
ghost him in the town square is so funny funny man it's so good because he gets
stood up like five times she was making him work for it it's like is what I was
say about that. And I'm, listen, maybe this is too real for you, but my take on the subject
is like, shouldn't she be nicer? Well, like, he's not being nice. He's kind of floating
out there that, like, I'm just sort of, like, ambiently more wealthy than you. So, like, you
should want to be my spouse. He's not really like doing anything beyond that.
So I think once you buy a ticket, you get to take the ride. And the second part of the
ride is she should fucking beat you. She should make you work for it. She should take advantage
of it. Because once you're over there, once you've been on the plane, all of a sudden
playing in a way game brother and now it's her turn to start you know collecting
dividends on the investment and just to be clear a lot of the lead he's sucked
Oh, wow, no ladies are not the best.
It's not an everybody sucks here, but it is like a most of the people suck here, type them.
Show for sure.
and
it doesn't it's guys have been on 90 day fiance that have been on like
four seasons with five different women
and every time the relationship doesn't work he's like I don't get it I'm like I get it man
you're not pregnant, you're not pregnant, you're not pregnant either the table, it's
something on the show, if you came up like a cottage industry of like, hey, first they used
to be doing it for the love of the game and then also maybe material value. Now you can
actually become like a miniature celebrity and start selling like, I don't know,
with tapeworms in them if you've been on the show some shit that elects beat up your metabolism,
file like parasitic mechanisms. So like now we got the whole influencer culture in it as
well and it's just what what what happened to the game I used to love man. What happened to the
game I used to love? Perverse incentive if they find love they're off the show. That's true. You show
show me the incentives, I'll show you the outcomes.
Also like same thing, maybe the worst show, I can't believe they rebooted it, has to
be temptation island.
The one where they take the people who are like gunna get married, and then like, no this
respect what they have to be perhaps the dumbest people that have ever existed on
planet earth. Before I get married, you know what I think would be, you know, it's a
lingering question in my brain. Do I love my spouse enough to not pick three other
people over them? Like I'm getting married, but I've only met two people in my entire
life so I'm gonna need three more people and just just to really cement
whether or not this is the right person for me.
It's a public service kind of show.
Well, I do, I don't think there's anything wrong in laughing at people on the shows like this.
So I think if you've didn't laugh at it, then I would be laughing at you. But also again,
And I'm just one fella.
Probably a lot of people out there.
You know, they're like, I watched this show
to be compressed after my like 18 hour shift in the
neonatal ward or something like that.
Like, if you're doing that, you're a hero, man.
I'm just one fella.
You're gonna use any of your items.
I was seeing about using an item
that was placed into the aburth called my soul
to bring birth to the world, and perhaps maybe not
inside, but some interesting topics of conversation
at the very least.
I was thinking, I might do something like that if you don't
mind.
If it's still legal to praise the Lord, for example,
you think you ought to solve it, birth?
That's tough.
I got to think about that one.
I'm going to say yes, I'm going to say yes, I don't believe here's the thing for me and again, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, I'm basically improvving this as I go.
Who I believe in the concept of a heistic soul as a force that exists, you know, perhaps attached to war within the body,
that then after death passes into another realm to be preserved or transmuted for reincarnation or eternal life.
No, no, I don't.
But do I believe in the concept of a soul as something intangible that's like both of a product of
and also distinct from simply the electricity running through the meat in your brain?
kind of dude and the reason I do is maybe an argument by a quarrel area, I guess.
If you were to clone me, the clone does not have a soul.
Well, if you clone me genetically, if you clone me genetically, the clone has a soul.
If you use artificial intelligence and put it in a robot body to make a facsimile of me,
the robot has no soul.
There it go, even if it's a perfect copy, it can't copy the soul.
In my opinion, there it go, a soul must exist, because we acknowledge that there is a difference between the copy and the original.
Hang on, I got a lock in here.
That's all I got to say about that.
Cause I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't because everybody in this chat has spoiled Soma for me for over a decade at
this point.
I already know exactly what happens in Soma because whenever you talk about copying a
human being, a thousand people type Soma, rather than actually come up with their own opinion
on it, they simply drop the name of a media property that they wish signal that they've
interface that also talks about these themes so we can't have a real conversation with one or
another we're just trading references back and forth which is a millennial I am familiar with one
second I added some matrix multiplication here walk into my depression cloud please thank you
Yeah, I'm gonna read the classics arc from like five years ago, like eight years ago.
the
good cause i didn't
honestly i mean this is something
kind of crazy to say about one of the most
glazed novels in the genre of science fiction but i think you can skip it
I would I would much rather recommend like like slaughterhouse five or something in the
Dravenu world, but you're your mileage may vary it hold reading art is going pretty good
by the way they were cooking when they invented the Kindle Paper White I'm not just saying
that as an independent contractor for Amazon industries. Kate got me a Kindle Paper White in
2014, maybe even 2013. I found it in my drawer. I have not used it. The last notification
on it was from 2015 that said your card on file has expired. So that's like 10 years since
the last time I used it, right? I went, well, let's just see. I plugged it in. It got a full charge.
I said, oh shit. I turned it on. It was slow as fuck. I went, oh, no. Well, it's been 11 years.
What did I expect? Then it said we got an update. So we ran an update the update took like 15 minutes after the update. It runs like a damn dream bro
It runs like a damn dream
So yeah, I've been reading the death of Ivan Elich which to be fair is only I'm not dying like this like six pages long
But in my defense I'm halfway through okay hold
I really thought we'd die there.
The second I got a locking.
Oh, dying with Brimstone and dying with Mega is fucking crazy, but you know what?
get the losses out before we get the wins. It's that simple.
You got a lock in the Russian literature. Now I think after I finish the death of Ivan
I'm going to read like a, I'm going to stop being a caricature of like a Renaissance man.
I'm just going to read some shit that came out in like like a mystery book that came out
in the last 10 years or some shit like that.
But I got to say,
holsterly is kind of fun, he is fucked, bro.
The death of Ivan Ilych grabs you right away.
But that line that's like when he found out that Ivan Ilych died,
he felt the same way everybody does.
The lighted that someone he'd known had died
and it hadn't been him.
I win.
You know what, Leo?
You're all right, buddy.
Not like, you're all there,
both to I am still over here.
Dude is eating like a lunch made of dirt or some shit like that. He's eating flies and going
Everybody hates me. Everybody fucking hates me.
To all stories put in some nice little ball mows in there.
Those players keep him fucking depressed. Chill on him. He literally like I'm not gonna say he brought it on himself
But in no storm underground the main character brings it on himself.
He needs a nice lady who against all odds
It's like, sure, I'll come over to your house and then when he comes over to his house, he just crashes out nonstop and goes like, well, I guess he fucking hate me then.
I guess he fucking hate me. Oh, is it because I'm ugly now? It's because I've done two smart-free. It's probably because I'm too smart for you. Do you still hate me? Do you want to come over tomorrow? Like it's so fucking...
So annoying, man.
Shut up!
Shut up, bro!
piece of me off I have second hand embarrassment on a book character but the fun
for all people who can't handle Scott's thoughts would freak the fuck out if they
read it they've written notes from underground they're heads with the explow man
it's kind of what I get though for being like I want to read
Bustle-Aevsky and then basically looking up like hey what's the shortest
does the Aevsky book. Old old me wanted to get the accolades without
actually having to put it in the work I think so you know what there's a
certain cosmic sense of justice in that I guess harmick sense of justice.
You need to read Brothers Karamazov.
I read the fucked up, I read the short story that's with Init that they always
assign in like first year university.
Got notes from underground from a little free library.
It was probably the first real book I ever saw in one of those.
That's fucking true.
single little free library is like old coursework and 15-year-old like
lonely planet guide to Melbourne, Australia. I mean, we really get to just play
the hits in 2021. I mean, I guess we are playing eyes if already, but it's like,
you know, people don't like this take. A lot of donating to little free
libraries is essentially being like, I'm not like other people. I recycle. I throw
my garbage in a little free library instead of actually putting it in the garbage.
And I don't care no matter how many times you say no, that's not what I'm doing.
Maybe somebody wants my old fucking Microsoft access, 2000 textbook, I'm literally
I'm upcycling, bro, I'm upcycling it.
Maybe someone will have gotten the job for an antiquated database administrator position,
They won't know how to use Microsoft Access 2000 and they'll just happen to be walking around this neighborhood
And decide to take a look at the little free library and go oh shit there if looking is the exact book I need it to solve my problem
Anyway
What's this room? Just a bunch of fellows here. Good Korean soup that try making it home.
That's bait. You're baiting me. My take on that is you should you can cook. Cooking is good.
But you should eat the Korean soup from a restaurant because the amount of ingredients that you're going to have to
going to have to buy to make the soup in your house in the amount of time it's going to take.
I would much rather just suggest that you go to the Korean restaurant and get it.
I think I'm going to ignore Sway Mill Pro.
Sway Mill was a part of our last loss as well, I'm sorry to say, I got one of those stone
pots.
Okay, first off, it's called a good big deal.
And it is sick, but I hope I'm not like you're only lens into like the Korean North American
culture but like people will be like I love Korean food I'm gonna try cooking at home
and I'm like every Korean person I know they are not cooking like Sundubu at home or
Buddha's Yigayat home, they are going to H-mart and they're buying the soup that they
made at H-mart and then they're taking it home and heating it up and then putting it
in the soup baggie.
Same shit like they're not making their own kimchi at home, bro.
I'm not saying nobody does it, but broadly they're buying the BB go kimchi and they're
keeping it in a special fridge and they're busting it out with every meal, but they're not
make in it themselves. Why does thing I've ever done is make my own kimchi? That's
a funny, fucking realist sentence. And the fucked up part is they're going to be mad
at you for saying it. But actually making your own kimchi is like white behavior. I know
because like my mom never, my that's what my mom does any time we take her to a Korean
restaurant, she's like, wow, this food is good and then she immediately like looks
up a blog on her phone to try to find a recipe to make it at home.
Omar, at the restaurant, I could just bring you back to the restaurant, the guy in the
kitchen's been making this stuff for like 40 years. We could go to the restaurant whenever
you want. You don't need to make Solentong, mom. We're at the Solentong restaurant.
Oh fuck it bro, why not, you don't need health in this game, just don't get hit.
Rest there also expensive though, bro have you been to H-mart?
Sometimes I leave H-mart and I'm like it would have been cheaper just to buy all the meals
from the restaurant, not the door dash though, at that point it's obviously you're in the
clear. And by that's true, Bonch, on his free of the restaurant, it's expensive as fuck
at the grocery store, bro. And also I know that you fuckers are not going to question
my H-mart awareness and the reason I know that is because I have been recognized multiple
times in H-mart so you better if you've ever recognized me in H-mart and there's a few
of you fucking out there you better speak up right now and say this guy knows what the fuck
he's talking about.
blow up a tinted rock, huh?
Useless.
Don't have to talk to Yens, gladly.
Best grocery cart that won the doubles at a basket.
It's peak for a grocery store with narrow aisles
and oftentimes in an H-Marder,
a Hanam supermarket, that's what you're dealing with.
So having the modality to pull it as a basket,
but then also pick it up when you've got a sneak by.
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty go to.
I will say, the goated shopping cart situation
is like brand new target shopping cart
in a non-busy target.
Like that's really as peak as peak gets.
But you can't always get,
especially because we don't have target here.
But.
I don't know what a fire line is.
fire lane oh yeah no okay fire lane maybe I'm
Mr. Ed the fire lane where you're not allowed to park you
people do not give a fuck they don't care at all
I don't have anything else to say like it's not even like the
They just they will just park there
No one cares at all
Too close asking parking enforcement bro
No damage I got mucor in my closest so it's really no damage but it gets multiplied a few times
Parking enforcement system anyway
I've stated my piece on parking enforcement before.
I happily pay to park on the street in the city because it goes to the city.
I don't have a problem paying $1.32 to help fund the city services.
I thought for the privilege of putting my car on the side.
The private parking lots I will pay for exactly as much time as I need and not a single second longer because as far as I'm concerned they're all evil
I know you can
tank a ticket from like every single
Different operator as long as you never park in any of their lots again, but I don't want to be driving around down to have me
who were being like, oh, sorry, now one's in park.
I can't park there.
So I'd like,
I'll just, I'll pay for the parking as much as I can.
You'll fuck in park.
I forget there was one.
I took my father in law.
I first birthday once.
I was literally like three minutes late
getting back to the parking spot
and I had it take it and I was like, fuck you man.
like you're not I get that legally like well was had you were within your rights but
like spiritually you're going to hell forever. Whether the person who wrote the
ticket or alternatively the person who made this this year I'm burning hell
for eternity. So honestly the most human thing is like 60 bucks is like a pretty
fair trade considering like you're going to burn in hell forever but
That is a classic hell of spirit.
It hell's one of those places where burning for eternity is kind of the play, huh?
And what parking is in park?
They will scan the time it takes for you to walk from your car and make you pay for it for it.
fucking you're not doing anything grow you're a building you're a building in
pain fucking chill why are you giving yourself more work people are already
paying you for nothing like just relax
well stupid man we should fucking open a bunch of parking lots fully shit maybe
that's the play man they literally if I may they don't have to do anything they
just have the building, the vast majority of people pay for parking to begin with.
So you don't even need an enforcement officer.
And secondly, you sure is how don't have to provide any security.
Every single parking lot is just like,
please don't leave anything in your vehicle.
We take no responsibility.
We basically built like a vault for robbers to rain at their leisure.
By parking your car, you're basically acknowledging that your car is a loopbox for robbers.
because it would cost us $13 an hour to have somebody sitting here in a
uniform to deter them.
This is the off-man.
Well, stay paved over paradise, exactly.
We can't lose this one, man. We can't.
Oh, they do! And what if we start a parking lot?
And then we rob the car!
Holy shit, why is nobody ever thought about this?
We don't pay a security guard. We pay our robber to rob the cars
And then we take all the stuff.
That's the problem is the robbing and the parking
And previously been separated in siloed
But we can integrate the robbing silo into the parking silo
We had synergistic corporate benefits, bro.
Oh, shit.
It would be the move.
You just give me lump of coal. I've had a hard day.
Kind of like an eyesic. The rest of the day has been pretty alright to be honest, but...
Oh?
Thanks a lot.
What's this bullshit?
Anybody know?
It is crazy. This is like the one of the least Friday feeling Fridays. I think you could possibly have
Friday January 2nd. Like they were trolling with that one bro.
Today feels like a Monday or a Saturday. Maybe a Wednesday if you really stretch it, but it does not feel like a fucking Friday
I'll tell you that.
I did ask God it was Thursday today.
It should have moved New Year's to like,
New Year's Eve should always be on like Thursday.
First Thursday of January's New Year's.
And then you get Friday off.
Makes sense?
It's kind of fucked up to...
I think I have Thursday off, it's crazy.
Like this year?
But do you think you might want to look at the calendar?
It's not your fault, because it doesn't feel like Friday today.
Just so you know today's January 2nd.
I know you're thinking oh fuck I missed out on one day of my TFSA games. It's true you
and they're not coming back. They're not coming back.
That's tough.
On average how long does it take you to start writing the correct year in the top
right corner of your line paper at school?
is definitely there was some years when I was in school where I couldn't even be like
third week of January I'm still putting you know like 1999 up there now I was working
it took like a month six months actually there there's probably like YouTube
BODs that go up, this still say like this was recorded in 2024.
Spocked up, 2024, two years ago now. Time flies, bro. Now I'm like, name one thing that
happened in 2024. Okay, I'm naming one thing that happened in 2024. The first wicked
movie came out, put that in your pipe and smoke it.
2023 ended? No, that happened in 2023.
That's like you're saying that the end of the movie happened after the movie. That can't
be done unless we're talking about inception, in which case like, or you left before
Blubshadow came out in the post-credits scene.
2024 was one year and two days ago. You're literally cherry picking. It was two years ago.
2026 minus 2024, six minus four equals two. You don't know math.
six four I was telling chibli that in honor of germa i think we should try to make
nine eight five the new six seven we do but he's right we need like a cadence for it
and maybe like a lamello ball compilation video we either hip hop song that has nine
eight five in or something is nine eight five like isn't an American area code for a place
associated with hip hop culture. It would be possibly get like a 985 hip-hop song to come out.
Kansas, oh no. South Louisiana, that could work, man. Get a little weight on the phone.
985!
The one thing I will say, the six seven in hindsight or in current site, I suppose, because it's
the popular has a lot of tailwings. One of them is that it turns out and I think this
is the real insidiousness of 67. It turns out when people are estimating how many of
something there is and they know it's less than 10 but more than three they invariably say
67 myself included. I think it exposed like some of the source code in the human brain.
If they know it's more, if it's a handful, people will automatically, for some reason,
we have like a hesitation to say five.
We don't go, I don't know, maybe there's five.
We're so much more likely to say six or seven.
Five's two little eight or nine is way too much.
That's what I'm saying, man.
But I think that's the other thing with six seven that they're really helped to take off
is that adult such as myself really do be estimating that there's six to seven or something
a lot.
Like if you were to like get asked, if you say NL, how many dumplings you're in a serving?
I know that mean but I still can't have myself from saying it's probably six or seven if I
have the guests.
If you look at the back of the BDGO Frozen Mondeu, I bet it says a serving is six to seven dumplings.
I stood on the fucking spike with so embarrassing.
Even much better if I knew what it does.
Like that Luhaha-ha-ha type shit.
way back, way I love that one. In six and seven. Where the hell am I? Hey,
Twenny, because it's been a year. No, we kept it together. We got nothing
in common. I'm losing my mind. Why did the water change the cherry prime?
The silver turned a gold. I know that's going to be the theme song for
Well, I was gonna say that you're American Olympic team, but honestly, don't know who the fuck won in 2022 because they didn't send that HL player
So I don't give a fuck
No idea
I put the dollar in the kitty
I honestly, I'm not afraid to chase the dragon. I'm not afraid to put a dollar in the kitty
I don't really want to partake in the cherry line, but I'll bring you some, I'll bring
you some if the water's already changed.
I'm over here holding my mystical sphere, I love the Steely Dan line from the first
on chatter. It's like getting a customer for life. Because I know you're not getting
this from any other channel on this web. Maybe you'll get a channel reference in real
and in the years or something like that. But nobody's going into track 5 on Galpchow. No
Someone's going to win was driving in my face the smell of prickly pear.
Anyway, it was howling?
Well, I always get howling and driving confused in that song.
So, I would never remember whether Dr. Wu is with me or he can hear me, man.
I guess if I can change his depending on where you are, vis-a-vis, vis-a-vis, vis-a-vis, vis-a-vis,
Where the Q Ben gentleman's sleep all day
I appreciate you be playing when you're searching for the song you use the sing to me
Walter Becker looks very reddit coated well he didn't literally died so you can't say that secondly yes, you're right he does have a certain
Does have a certain reddit missed to his to his business
It's...
Can't really disagree with that.
He was probably hung.
I don't know about that.
I mean, maybe. I just have no...
I mean, it's like, listen, it's not for me to prognose the cave.
I feel like freeing from my experience, stealing
dance a little small penis code.
It doesn't mean that it's not all things that are small penis coded,
that are small penis coded, because you're compensating.
Some of them just seem to be coded,
or do this with small penises.
It's not even a knock.
It's the tool you were given when you were born.
You don't have any control over that.
Asia has big dick energy though.
Fuck, you're right. You're actually right.
Maybe Steely Dan is huge cock-coded.
I didn't even think about that.
Because with a small cock-coded band
sing I don't care anymore while you run around. That sounds like something as
I'm gonna say if they were like I ain't worried about you run around because my penis
is huge.
Break away.
Wait wait, I dressed as Wangin. Let me see.
Wait, what did you write? I can't find it. Too many people are weighing in on this.
What the fuck? Slash user.
Thank you, Rasta. What did you say?
Leave me alone.
Please include women with small penises. We love Steely Dan too.
I didn't say it was men with small penis coded.
It's person. Person with small penis coded.
I'm being now you're just trying to give me a trouble, and I didn't even do what I'm being accused of doing.
Now, in twenty twenty six, I'm going to stop highlighting the differences in
OBT consumption between men and women.
You'll notice, by the way, I've never said anything about how the non-binary individuals consume
I wouldn't necessarily consider myself a source on that. I'm not saying I've never seen a non-binary a person consume
Boba TV, but I haven't consumed enough data to know
or even create a hunch of whether they drink it more quickly or more slowly than any other group of people
Or whether it's oh, it real brave. It's different for everybody. It's real care fucking take a side
Someone said I bet steely Dan is average penis coded real brave
Know hypothesis mother fucker you're not a scientist
Like a side
By stand by the idea that I'm not saying only women but more women than men
Leave one sip left in a glass of water and then never drink the sip and I'm sorry
They're gonna have to band me from this website to silos me from saying things that I believe are true in my heart of hearts
I'm not saying that no man do it because there are people there have been men in the peloton discord that actually are like in my house on the zipper, but I'm tag broadly
Thanks you just made my girlfriend really mad at me just say something like they they can you believe he would say something so stupid
Man her pigs say some shit like that bring her back
Man her so stupid hit her with that one
Take me down. Thanks it works. I told you
A. Your coworkers are crazy. No, shot.
No. Speaking of stupid man, I was at the indoor water park for New Year's Eve.
And my, with my wife and kids, and I would just another dad watching your vads on his phone,
well, those kids were playing. Here's what I'll say about that.
Watching videos on your phone while your kids are at a water park.
park. Whether it's good or bad, this is agnostic of the fact that it was my videos.
And was it also was it my videos or was it a librarian compilation? Is that changes the
like financial incentives? But either way, the profit motive is different, is what I mean
to say. I suppose there's a little bit of a trickle down from all librarian. I suppose
like indirectly in the form of attention, indirectly in the form of bully give
So by the way, because I used to be like that, I used to be like, man, it's crazy.
You'll see a dad at the playground and like his kids playing, and he's just looking at his phone.
That realized like, that was the bias of a man who had a like one to three-year-old child at the playground.
If your kid is like, I was going to say six or seven, if your kid is like over the age of five,
You'd really don't have to be as locked in you can and you gotta have some time for yourself as well
You kind of like you got a pair of tasks together, you know
Like if your kid is one and you're at the playground
You gotta be locked in at all times. I'm gonna fucking lose again. This is so crazy
My barion thank you for this
67 gifted subscription. Thank you. Thank you. I'll appreciate it
actually and also that's one of the craziest days to give gifts up because you're almost
like 365 days away from being able to claim it on your taxes. That's that's fucking
W library and right there. Holy cow. That's in so fuck fuck fuck. You fucked up. You fucked up.
Okay now I just now we just run it. Oh, I got it closed. Well, I can't I can't be this room is not designed to be beaten, man
So I obviously I can't go that way. That's the room that's designed to kill you
If you lose four times in a row you owe Dota an apology. No, because I was not having fun in Dota
I as it can even be fun when you lose sometimes
As long as you're talking about interesting stuff, I'm like,
don't it's so bad, man, it's actually crazy.
I know it's bad.
Oh fuck.
These people are saying, like, yeah, of course it's bad.
It only gives good after 300 hours, like obviously it's bad, man.
Anyway, what were we talking about that was interesting the second ago?
Oh yeah, if your kid's like, if your kid is eight and you're at the playground,
You literally, you're stupid not to be like listening to college sports and gambling now vacation is a different story
vacation is supposed to be like locked in family time, but we're talking like day-to-day just going to the park
now, man
You can look at your phone a little bit watching a video kind of crazy though. I'll probably do some performative reading
Maybe Ursula K looking
Something like that. Something to get people to notice.
Dude, the Butler of Windsor.
Whoa, ho, ho. What have we here?
How's it going?
That's the first thing that's shady you.
I'm not talking about little sleigh the spire now we're talking.
Hmm.
I got to check this, I check the arcade.
I'm new, why is there a Joel guy in chat all the time?
He's literally been here a hundred times longer than you, why are you in chat?
That's a crazy thing to ask if you're brand new.
And it's like a baby being like, oh, what's that fucking big car going by?
It's called the bus bro, they've had it for like 200 years.
Catch up.
I don't have any problem with new people, just, you know, like, behave yourself.
Don't cast the spursions at Joel, don't cast the spursions and scathies.
I'm fucking kill me.
What the fuck?
Bartmaster 18, you can cast a healthy amount of dispersions on. Yeah.
Bartmaster 18, they got the minutes of new year, man.
I believe in second chances.
I don't think I'm getting those pills, man.
Okay, it's like once I can play the way, I thought I was there, but I fucking locked in.
Holy shit.
Rip Allison.
What?
Somebody shut out the big light?
I mean, I knew that he couldn't stand a scene in his way, but like at the same time, that seems a little drastic.
That's right, Elvis Costello referenced in 2026.
Nobody gives a fuck, because nobody knows shit about Elvis Costello, that's fine.
He was in Austin Powers, wrong, but whatever. Sorry, he was in Austin Powers too.
I'm going to accidentally un-sloosen it.
Only bird-backer act is in Austin Powers.
One, now you're going to say, actually, bird-backer act is in Austin Powers 2.
That's why I said, only bird-backer act was in Austin Powers 1.
Bird-backer act is also in Austin Powers 2 with Elvis Costello.
Anyway,
you fucking was apple, the moon base, the moon base from Austin Powers 2.
That was not Austin Powers 2.
That wasn't that Austin Powers 3. To be honest with you, I was second guessing myself.
No, no, no, no, it's Austin Powers 2 because there's, um,
Heather Graham in the space suit is a fucking formative moment for me.
It's definitely Austin Powers 2. Fuck you. You're not a real mower.
Trying to come in your type shit like jungle land is not the last track on,
born to run. That shit is living.
Library, can you go back in the logs and find out?
I think it may might have been fucking foggy. It might have been foggy. That said, I don't think jungle lands the last song I'm going to run that shit is living rent free in my head.
What fucking song I'm going to run? It won't do! It won't do! It won't do! It won't do! It won't do! It won't do! It won't do! It won't do!
What fucking song are the off from the border run? Are they going to put after jungle lands?
It's nine minutes long as a four minute saxophone solo and it ends with like, is the girl should set her bedroom lights?
like it in question those. Then after that they're going to put on fucking tent Avenue
freeze out. Fuck you man. I literally like the album. Well then stop listening to it on
playlists and shuffle bro. Respect the original order of the tracks because obviously jungle
land is the final track. And you didn't even answer my question, which you might have
falsely assumed is rhetorical. What did you think was the final song on Born to Run?
Because obviously you must have had an input as to otherwise type it.
What did you think it was?
Oh, they did answer, oh sorry, sorry one.
They thought, born to roll,
but I'm gonna check five, I can't fucking make it.
What do you believe you?
Oh my God.
I did not say that, okay, well let me check.
Let me check.
I don't know what's going on.
I own the vinyl.
Like everything you're typing just makes it worse.
If you own the vinyl, why do you not know the track list thing?
Like it's insane.
It just makes everything you say is like, it's more reasons why you should have
What the heck is that fucking knowing what the what the jack order is?
Isn't east of eating an anime? I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
I'm freaking freaking fuck out.
Fuck, I'm gonna eat that again.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I died 30 times.
I'm died 30 times.
Oh my god.
The streaks far is now, bro.
Oh wait.
Let me take a look at this.
Ready to be talking smack say on it's your midlife crisis.
ART that calling you the Frankie Valley and you shit, this shit only replay and stuff
you got famous for.
Okay, so first thought, that's crazy.
Who's operating under the assumption that Frankie Valley should have new music?
He's literally like 90.
That seems like an unfair thing to expect from a 90-year-old man.
And also, you're absolutely right, my mouth is moving like crazy.
That's not midlife.
Could be if you were like Methuselah, or like one of his sons, maybe?
We should read the Old Testament this year man.
Do it.
Old Testament stream.
Maybe I should become the Valtly Religious.
I'm sorry, I literally can't say this.
Did you see that?
Probably not, because I don't know if it's when viral on social media.
But like the Texans won their game last week or two weeks ago, but both I think is they're on a win streak
And the reporter went over to CJ Straut and was like CJ
Take you tell me your thoughts on this game and he literally went
Well, the first thing I want to say is that I don't deserve any of this God is great and I owe all of my glory to him
It's through him that like all this stuff is possible and I just like to thank him for the opportunity to like do all this stuff and play this game
to have this life. And he was like, I guess like honestly, I was just able to read the defense
really well today. I was like, what are you talking about, man? It's just he went off
for like, oh, you can say it don't give me wrong. He went off for like two straight men asked
him like, what are your thoughts on them running a zone when they should have double
team Nico Collins instead. And he just went off, man. I was like, man, I guess God doesn't
a fuck about like the Broncos or whatever, God is not fucking with the Denver Broncos.
He is a Houston Texan's fan, which, begs the question, who was he rooting for before
like O3 when they came into the league and if God is such a Houston Texan's fan, why
did he let them suffer for like the first 15 years of their existence so mightily man?
But that just seems cruel.
She took a tummy on york that song, got it.
Cause I'm on my way to see her.
We're gonna die again.
This gonna happen.
This wall are reference.
Yeah.
Yeah, this wall are reference.
Hey, this wall, I'll see you in this wall.
The wall, the wall.
The whole sun president is my destination.
Hey, you used to be in that one.
Track eight off of Americana.
I think it came on just before why don't you get a job?
Can somebody fact check me on that one?
In the scheme of life we're all just brothers, rehabilitate with all the others, oh!
I just bought that vinyl, Americano and vinyl would go crazy.
If you're that crisp ass, wouldn't believe in blout and globin, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!
Give it to me, baby.
Do you intend to anything that can't explicitly be played on vinyl?
I believe.
I believe in God.
There you fucking come up with a shit, did you?
9.85, it's a pretty close hit 8.95, but like we're you're you're hearts in the right place.
9.85.
I saw an Austin concert when I was 13 and I saw a lady take her top off.
And then you were like, mom, please shirt back on mom.
He's playing the kids aren't all right. This is not appropriate I tell you agreed you were going to take your top off during a original prankster
Fuck this
Nice pretty show
how can one little street swallow so many lives chances blow yeah that's that's a classic man
I don't buy that shit everybody that he knew died come on man everybody everybody
in your fifth grade classes that except you and you're the lead singer the offspring
Give me a fucking break.
I don't buy that shit for a minute.
Not all of them.
I also love that they're like some of the shit juxtaposed is not appropriate man.
Stacey had a chance what she really did.
That she dropped out out a couple of kids branding all day and died. What the hell okay with the states
He's Stacy still
Doing their best man
Stacey's doing her best Jimmy Jimmy quit Joey got married
That she, she had a chance that she really did.
That she dropped out of a couple of kids and now her life is fucking over, now her life
is a fucking disaster man.
It's basically as bad as that guy who owed me.
So that's why I put the next to each other in the song.
Hmm.
Liberian this one's the one. Get ready. This is this will be the start of the video called the the beginning of the redemption arc
Eyes of everything in this game poop. Isaac Isaac poop
Isaac Isaac poop
Whoop, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo
Isaac Isaac poop
You know what I'm talking about?
You could scan fetishes incredibly common.
Thanks for the, like the assist,
and coming up with something to talk about.
I don't think it's incredibly common.
I think that, well, I think it's incredibly common
if you just look at the quantity of people with it
because there's like seven billion people on earth.
But I bet it's, I bet it's less than one in
500 individuals. I bet it's less than 0.2%
scat fetish. That would self-identify in an anonymous survey of having a scat fetish. I bet it's less than 1 in 500.
Oh, let me reference. I bet it's 1 in 500 or less.
Just in case it's exactly 1 in 500. I still want my points.
You need to survey 500 people to find out.
You need to take a stats class.
Also the other thing is, no survey has ever been valid.
You could ask every single person on planet Earth and get a sample size of 7 billion
and the top comment would still be n equals 7 billion or some shit like some dude doing
I'm not gonna finish that said there's some way, it was so mean-spirited for no reason
Oh, I'm very kicky out of here. 6 to 6 to 7 billion
do it.
How is this some dude taking a break from doing mechanical turxyl type like correlation
doesn't equal causation or some shit like that?
That shit would piss me off.
That was a real scientist and I spent like years of my life in the lab trying to, you
know, study something to expand human knowledge and then the pop comment is from some
dude in like first year art science.
It's like, well, actually a lot of people seem to be under the opinion that correlation equals
causation of you, you narrative-shaping mother fucker!
Are you trying to be nicer this year?
No, that's not one of my resolutions.
Where pajamas is a resolution?
And it's been going pretty well so far.
Read at least 10 minutes a day.
And the reason I chose 10 minutes is because I think much like exercise reading 10 minutes
is one of those things that it's like just enough time that if you blocked it's easy
to achieve but if you block off more than 10 minutes you're very unlikely to be like
oh I've finished my 10 minutes of reading I'm going to stop now.
You're like I'm locked in.
I want to see what the widest I have in the image.
his fucking wife so much bro just chill chill bro you're literally like a
bearish they're just real acts man it's 19th century Russia like you're just
trying to make it through the day bro that's I had some other stuff I
remember 25,000 plus minutes on the Palatom but honestly like nobody
gives a fuck, we don't even need to talk about that.
Not a way of lungy, I don't mind wearing a lungy, I'm not, I'm old, but I'm not a,
I'm not a, like a midnight pisser, yeah, I'm not midnight pisser old.
So I can live with the ones you, because as soon as the pajamas come off, the cycling bib goes on.
So I'll just piss in the in the period between the two of them.
I'm sure it'll happen.
I'll 100% think it'll happen.
Because I mean, unlike the average person,
I know that, you know, the specter of age comes for us all.
And almost every person that's old that I know is like,
I woke up the piss last night.
So I'm like not laboring under the illusion that that's not going to happen to me.
You kind of lose that luxury when you go ball that like,
You know, 18.
You know what's funny, too, is saying shit like going ball that 18 and knowing that it's this time funny, but it's probably like really sensitive for like a lot of 27-year-old guys out there that are like,
because you please not talk about hair loss right now.
Fuck you!
You know, I was an adult with hair for like
480 days or some shit like that.
You could fucking figure it out bro.
You had nine years.
You had nine years to figure it out.
And there was the fucking Bush administration.
And you don't know what it was like.
You don't know what it was like back then.
you're in Canada well it was the Paul Martin slash Stephen Harper administration, okay?
You wouldn't know shit about that.
Now they're sending mega creeps down mid, they literally, they did pick Rax pro, it's
fucked up.
is not okay. It took Rax and Chuck Schumer's out here saying some shit like
saved by back buddy like this we got to make a play we got to make a play bro
otherwise the mega creeps are just gonna they're gonna push down the phone
Hold.
It's saying some shit like I got mechanism in three seconds, buddy, that's 250 HP, that's not going to help.
I was going to help, but ain't enough, let's put it that way.
I need Dota Tuesday, my life fucking, maybe I should run so little cute Dota.
Just so I can hear people say well there's your problem, you can't so look you.
You can't so look you, and you can't full stack.
The secret is, you need to have two to four people to play with.
There are two to three, I guess I show six to seven, to be six to seven.
We don't want that. Oh good. We'll take this instead. Thanks for nothing redemption arc here. It comes. What does this shit do? Does anybody know?
Cool
Actually you do raise a good point. Forst acts so you can blame the random. It's actually like great tech
Even if you look at the graph and the random is like crushing you. You could be like
You didn't fuck it. If we got one gang, honestly, like we take that. If we got a gang at eight minutes, we went that one for sure. Let's go again.
Let me check the... let's see what we got in here.
Let's see what we put in the resolutions here.
here.
meal prep lunches, that's a big one. I got to stop eating like beef jerky and
goldfish crackers for lunch. That's a huge one.
That can wait.
That's the chicken.
Nah, I have no idea to be honest with you.
I'm sad you did not buy the card.
The card.
I'm sad.
I'm sad you did not buy the card.
I'm wife on Valentine's Day,
if I didn't buy the card.
And Cougar has meal prep services get on it. I did that for like a year. I'm sorry to be the person to tell you this. They suck so bad.
You know how like people are going to say skilled difference, but I think honestly it's their virtue signaling.
You know how restaurante food tastes good as fuck and the food you cook at home
There's like I don't know if you guys are in the same boat, okay, and I'm being for real with you
restaurant food is like
Awesome
Food my wife cooks is great and then if I cook something for myself
It doesn't matter how good it tastes. I'm always just like yeah, of course it tastes good
I follow the recipe like I just don't give a fuck what I'm cooking
It could be shaded, it could be awesome.
In my head, it gets normalized, like it gets pushed through like a Play-Doh extruder to just
become meal.
I guess it just to become poop.
But the meal prep service was drastically worse than the food I cooked for myself.
Also I know people are sick of hearing it, but I have to keep saying it.
There's almost no meal prep service exists that meal prep is what I want, so I think
I actually have to do do it custom unfortunately because I really I want like the opposite of what the average person in 2026 once
I want like a 1100 calorie lunch. That's carb heavy and every single meal prep service is like nobody has like a
High calorie. I don't give a fuck about protein checkbox like every single one is like we made the it's
Polkée with Keenwah and like plant-based tuna and I'm like that's honestly cool, but I
mean like four of those, man. And then there's like 60 bucks a day. This is a little a little
rich for my blood when like you can literally get berries for free from a bush. So, like they're
we're just gonna have, I think I'm just gonna have to buy like a fuck-load of sweet potatoes or something
to be honest. I have to become one of those guys who's like, I need like three
sweet potatoes a day maybe? It's true if they're in season.
I spot up the fruits that are in season, like don't grow here. I've never seen an orange tree
in Vancouver, man. But I've seen like a picture of one that I guess, but I'm going to
have nothing to buy again. No, I'm not. I'm going to lock in and I'm going to win and this
This is going to be the start of the redemption arc.
That's good.
That's literally good.
I'm on the super cube train.
So I like soup don't came here on, but they're just...
Can I say something?
They shouldn't have fired the Campbell's guy for saying what he said.
That meat literally is like 3D printed.
And that's honestly like why when I was a kid I actually liked it.
Because every cube of chicken was like exactly the same.
Like they did to chicken, what Cavendish did to the fucking banana for all.
Every single cube of chicken is genetically identical
They made it minecraft
You got fired for that. But he was reprimanded in some
capacity
How you
I'm not super
against like a can or canble soup now and then but he basically said in the meeting he said
um our food lives beyond our food sucks and they went you can't say that buddy have you ever
eaten it? Of course his sucks his canble soup like it's it's not designed to be good it's designed
to eat like when you're sick. It's designed to be eaten when you don't have pace buds
like they haven't changed the recipe so it's like World War One that she was invented
like a year after canon.
I know that's 95, yes sir, it's still better than Habital.
I mean, Habitall P.Soup is a French Canadian classic. You literally can't say that shit.
Habitall, in the yellow can, that's a Canadian cuisine, bro.
Yeah, sorry, I forgot about the smoked hand, and the P.Soup you're right.
What is it? It's a French Canadian soup. That's probably basically the same as Campbell's.
He said it was for the pours.
Okay, can I be honest?
If he phrase that slightly differently, you guys would literally ask him to run for president.
If instead of saying our shitty food is for poor people, he said we're aiming a product
that the budget-minded consumer in the face of rising food costs, you would be like,
oh my god, I feel so seen right now.
Instead he said our shitty food is for poor people and everyone went wait
Also, I'm not said when I said that you shouldn't have been fired
I didn't know everything that he said I was mostly just making a joke
I'm not saying you got a boss for everything you said I don't have internet, okay?
But the meat is 3D printed. I know it's literally not but functionally it is
Like there is like a tube of chicken cubes that get squeezed to make the camel soup.
I wouldn't eat that slot for poor people. It's basically 3D printed dog food.
Okay, can I say something? So that's apparently that's a direct quote.
The line kind of goes hard, but line jumps off the page.
Holy cow.
You ever tried the beef stupid, his dog food?
The Campbell's chunky beef stew does come out of the can, like dog food, for sure.
They can't be made in the same factory because if they were they would be mixed up all the time
Why we hate non-dog food actually that's true dog food is not like I've never eaten it
It smells bad but at least it's not cat food man
Because like cat food is fucking horrible
I don't know what are we feeding our our feeline kings and queens, man. The shit is gross
And they're lap it up because they don't know any better than
They love it though. I've got to feel like if they had like a burrito bowl or something all of a sudden they wouldn't be fucking with the royal canan
They be like this is the shit you guys have been eating my whole life you guys have been eating this shit
Well to be fair, cats, if any cats are listening, if you want to eat good food, try
not being allergic to every good food on the planet, and also every season, literally not
our fault. You're allergic to garlic, bro. Like what are you and onions? What am I supposed
of fucking cook for you. You're allergic to garlic onions. Why are you doing so well
when you're playing so casually? Did you just get here? I've lost 27 times today. I've died 27 times.
And then, you're going to be late for jacklocks, unless I die on this one. Or we could bring
I'm just lost the game, fuck already, January 3rd, lost the game, sucks for you,
couldn't be me though, I'm still alive.
the
pocket you
is actually the second
of the
I'm going to be a good point.
Fuck this man.
Every room is there.
They probably patched all the good items out of the game so you get bored with this
and start playing a new gen X.
They're seeding the ground for new gen X.
And I honestly, I'm happy for him.
ready.
Pills, right? Okay, so we made dark bomb, dark bomb drops, a pill that gives you
are you always at instead of possibly giving you HP, fantastic, wonderful news.
Thank you.
What did you think of yesterday's Chip Slop car game? Everything about your sentence
friends with me. My summer car was not only, I'm sorry, my winter car is not
chibbslop. Secondly, it was not something you only played yesterday. He's been
playing it for like a week. It's like everything you just wrote was wrong. Chibbslop
is like pilot racing simulator that made everyone want to throw up as the
camera was like anchor to the back of the pallet that one was good that one and I
I know that I'm not normal when it comes to motion sickness but that game
felt like it was designed to give you motion sickness like that was the reason it
was produced it was unbelievable my winter car that's it's literally cool oh
What an item that does something!
Yeah, it's a chip gem.
Not chip slot.
Scratch-ticket game is chip slot.
I actually think the Scratch-ticket game
that Chidly was playing could be peak.
What I loved about it is that it was like an incremental game
where you just like you one money gambling
that allowed you to gamble more, but instead of allowing you to buy bigger and bigger jackpot
scratch tickets, it just let you hit more slot machines at the same time. I thought that was
like a cool riff on an incremental game. It's like what if the more money you made from gambling,
you didn't get to gamble with higher stakes, but instead you built a room that had a hallway
a bordered by slot machines, and you ran down the hallway as fast as you could, pulling
each of the levers, and then ran back the other way, grabbing the windings and just
repeated that.
I thought that was a kind of a cool idea.
Is this a tears up or just a tears eyes up?
Size up?
Boom.
Looking for this?
That's part.
That was a tears up.
Teller was a tears up.
Like company near me created a bomb, you can put on a grumb and bike mount, actually peak.
Maybe 2026 can be the year of the bomb, I feel like bombs have been underrepresented.
We talked about this maybe in October.
I really feel like as as edibles and fakes have become more popular, the bomb has
suffered a lot.
And there's just something about hitting the bomb that just, I mean, it informs the kind
of activity you're doing, I think.
Like you're not, maybe I'm not speaking from enough experience here.
What I was going to say is like, I don't think you're hitting the bomb waiting 40 minutes
and going to sleep.
I think you're hitting the bomb and then you're putting on like a Mr. Show marathon or something
like that.
different. It's like when you get into stationary, you know, there's things you'd
just feel better to write down with a fountain pen versus like a golf pencil, you know?
I'm sure there's certain types of weeds that you know, they probably smoke better
out of a barn, bro.
I have 11 minutes to do this. It's so fucking doable. I'll play part of weed. I like that. I'll play part of weed.
It'll allow me to smoke two weeds. I don't know enough about weed or UVO. You're giving kid who drank his first monster energy right now.
right now. I literally end kid who drank his first monster energy, because I've only
had one monster energy in my whole life. And you're gonna hate this, but it's also
ideologically consistent with the other shit that I say. I had it on a day where I
had to go to work, but I was really tired and I was like scared. I was like, I wonder if
this is gonna be too much. And then imagine my surprise when it doesn't do anything, it
doesn't do anything at all. Take that. That's simply not true. It just doesn't, it
doesn't work. Um, the day when I didn't work to the level I needed it to work, I
Let's put it that way.
That's ADHD coded.
No, because caffeine works.
Caffeine does do something.
But I think maybe on energy drinks,
like the pouring neutralizes it or something.
I will say that this, I, just to start a fight.
In a, in a standard issue soda,
There's not enough caffeine to produce a dose response. I'm sorry. I don't care what the science says.
Sorry. Okay, here we go.
Soda doesn't have real caffeine is like the
Mandric Bulbati faster than women for origin.
Every mod has one thing where they're like I wish he wouldn't say it and it's different for every
She origin to be fair as a lot. I think but
There's a long list of things. I don't know. I just never been like, oh, I mean, I maybe when I was like 12
I was trying to like virtue signal being a hard soda drinker, and I'd be like,
I can't fall asleep. I had too many of you. I had too many coats. I can't fall asleep with the slumber party.
But like as an adult I've never in my life I've I've in my own I can't sleep.
Probably it. It's because I had two guy at coax.
I had become an origin you're going to hate this to I apologize. I've become a two
couple coffee a day sort of guy again. And the reason is the first couple of coffee at
521 in the morning is medicinal. Need to happen. I'll acknowledge that 100%.
You know, go ahead and take back and be a spirit hot. You better? The second cup,
second comes just for leisure, bro. And the second cup, the reason I know it's for leisure
is because I don't have it until like 330 p.m., should I gotta go faster? We will not be missing
any jackbox. Hold on. I've been on this arc lately. I have my cold brew at like, you know,
515, and then later in the day I go, you know it would be the vibe. You know it would help me
or a farm right now, carrying around the flat white.
And then I get a warm flat white from a coffee shop, and I'm like, this is awesome, man.
And then the flat white tastes so good, maybe because it's not being chugged at 520 in
the morning, that I think about it like all day, like even when I'm going to bed, I'm like,
Oh, shit, that flat white was fucking peek today, man.
It's got to stay in 2025.
It's literally, first off, you guys blew out the flat white.
I've only had like five of them in my entire life.
And now you're telling me that the flat white
is over, like what's the problem?
Well, what are we drinking now?
Don't say quartados,
because quartados are at 2025 as well.
It's not over-stick with it.
Enjoying the coffee grab your coffee.
You'll love this next coffee.
Short Macchiados, bro.
I'm not even fucking with you, Chilly.
I would love your opinion on where coffee culture is going because I genuinely think Vancouver
literally waits a season and steals the trend from New Zealand.
Not for everything but for coffee, 100%.
Josh lived in Australia in 2014 for a few months and he was always talking about flat whites.
Something I had never even heard of in my life.
Wouldn't you know it? Like six months after he moves back to America?
All of a sudden you start to see it on a lot of cafe menus.
That's a great cool breath. I can attest to that. We're literally like stealing your homework.
Josh is a taste maker. He kind of is. Which Josh is for a crazy guy. He's actually the most normal guy I've ever met in my entire life.
like you never know whether you're gonna if you get a message from Josh you never know whether it's gonna say hey
ryeab fuck you or it all turnatively and it's exactly the same likelihood any ofians pick up that new in the
Anna Jones game
you just never know oh
you just never know until you see it man
Well this was a pretty good day of Isaac I would say. I lost four times.
So it's a typical day for you. You turn into a jet and die.
The redemption arc starts now, man.
You may be stuck in 2017 playing Isaac talking about Josh.
Yeah, I'm the kind of guy to place things I like and talk about my friends,
But also playing old games is literally the purest form of streaming.
Like I'm sorry you might be
I was gonna say stupid, but I'm gonna walk it back. I'm gonna say you might be stupider than you think you are
Your assessment of your own intelligence might be lopsided if you're like he's not trying hard anymore
He's just playing a game. He's played a lot before bro. You know how easy it is to play a new game
All you do is read the tutorial and go whoa, I get it now. Hey, chat. What do I do here? That's so much easier?
literally I could be like folding proteins in my brain and like trying to
contact aliens on setting at home. Well I'm doing that shit and this I got
a deathless labor man my armpits are literally sweaty. I'm wearing a
wool sweater so you can't see the stains but my armpits are literally
sweaty from this shit.
Your chat what is this item though? That's just made though because I want them to
ask me to turn on item descriptions.
That's a very nice sweater.
Oh, so you wanted to destroy it.
You want to pull this thread while you walk away.
And I talk shit about their opinions.
Okay, I don't sit up on a pedestal about it.
You're going to type of beast to watch it on a rattle,
and I'll soon be naked.
I just wish you would enter the conversation with something I could relate to, and so I could be like, oh, oh, yeah, hi
Hi Ryan, I get that not not and then I just immediately like I'm on a base level like I literally said it's good
You're showing lying there in your Superman skivies. You're acting like I came in here speaking some antidoluvian tongue
Well, not now you've now you pushed it into the realm of funny because you you're you're you're you're you're you're kind of selling it now, you know
I'm smoking the anthropact that shit that you say don't yeah
I don't know how to believe, if you remember he liked it, he liked it so.
I know he's been trying to make it work for a bit.
I like it.
Happy New Year.
The problem is that you're saying it and like every like most people are laughing along and
plus tuning and they don't have a fucking clue what it means.
Like, I don't even know what it means.
That's what's so far, I'm going to joke for you, of course.
It kind of right now, it's a good joke, because it catches people who laugh along
to stuff they don't get.
That's true.
But honey pot.
Sorry, I'm not forgotten.
First of all, are you a furry?
No.
Either of you?
Well.
I am by default.
I'm smoking that anthropack.
It should, they've actually say TF.
That's the same joke.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought it was gonna be new
I'm smoking
That's it
This Hank Shrader barks like a dog and insults you
Oh, I do know us here. Let's see that we're at town as a year of furry
It's someone
In a bark for me
It's like I think
That's a very gorgeous thing, it's not going to be that fucking flummy. That's actually so good I know, right. Oh
Shit, that's good. Love you baby girls
Marie
Look at this bussy. I don't
I don't think it's gonna be my type of you
He has to say Marie get in here every day
Yeah, you're furry, you're going to bark for me?
I mean, I don't know if they were dogs.
He's got, what, what?
He might be making a pun on you, all right?
Merry Christmas, thank you.
I was just making a pun on me,
because he wasn't like a million dollars a day.
Yeah, I was just talking about him.
I was probably like, Chris, he's probably like,
like, a sucker.
He's probably like $250, yeah.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Everyone turned into a lot of people.
It's lost the time.
I was going through the earlier,
and there's this wrestler or something like Togo Tamah
that their current rate is 13,000.
Oh my god.
It's just to be like happy birthday looks at phone.
Bob in New Jersey.
Wow, thanks for, you know.
Yeah.
It was not that great the ones that I saw.
And then you mean one, you could get Dave Mustang for like 300 bucks.
Yeah, but I bet Dave must be in as of six week lead time.
Yeah.
They got Joshua blocking the hall.
No, oh my birthday is about 11 months away
But we could definitely get that
I like his cuz he's um he's always hung over and he just goes every birthday grace and like something like that in the name
I don't say Gilbert Gilbert Godfrey did do a great one for me
Best I forgot what they're for real. What do you guys want to play
Dude, let's play Minecraft this week. I'm not even going to get my jackbox okay, we will play Minecraft this week, jibbley
Well next week, technically. Okay next week. Yeah, I don't get it
The block 2 sequel the sequel. I'm putting it in my ass. I'm putting it in my ass
That's true. What if you put it in your inventory?
Okay.
Really?
Can I log out?
Can I get into the report, me?
Okay, I'm loading up quick, sorry.
No.
No, no, no.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
I'm loading up Fibidg enough about you.
Just okay.
No, let's do stuff we've never done before.
Oh, I do something new.
Yeah.
You got to see what I...
See what I'm doing, yeah.
I forgot about Zepal Dome.
I need that.
Yep.
Getting Zepal Dome.
Getting the Zepal Dome.
We like QuickSort 2.
We've just seen all the prompts already.
It adds inside a cup of dinner for it.
It's a prompt issue.
I guess you're going to not building up the World Trade Center 2.
I'm going to do the thing where I packed the password into the room code area.
Yeah, that's not what you do. Sorry. She's the new one
Wouldn't be it wouldn't have quite the same
I'm kind of scary. I look at you to the look. I'm really worried
I love a bit of the pens and the letters man
Smoking that cringe pack that makes you say actually
JBB, the B-D-Baddy who's through Typs XD.
What actually matters here, XD, is...
Yeah.
Why are you telling JBB?
I like a teenager.
No, it's the Typs XD, our now typing XD as adults.
I don't think they are, man.
They're going to change that.
They just take you to the hideout with them.
I will be honest if I talk to someone and I say it's the I'm probably like leaving them on red within a week
So I give it to the area
Bro, okay, well the best I can do then is
Winking smiley with the tongue sticking out
No
The only thing I allow is the the eye message
Hog with the head exploding stick up. I don't know
Exploding head
It's like it's just like a really HD like hog in his head is exploding. It's all I know exactly what you're talking about all the time
The top of you said that's enough
Yeah, you're up in group chats but that has been like quiet for like three days and there's no message
I'll just put that in there now and then no one will reply to me. That's awesome. I love it. That's so sick
to say something that is hard to reply to, and should be the type of person to type something
that's hard to reply to.
Yeah, I did pull all of you guys a pussy, like 20 times the other day.
You told us a pussy for not wanting to play teamfight tactics, which is great.
Yes, you guys, everyone's afraid of teeth.
He said I would play in a leverage.
It's not a person.
Dustin is not a police officer.
I guess I'm a police officer.
Because I don't want to play tonight by tactics.
You would like it.
I'm not even kidding.
You think it's way nerdy isn't it is.
You're going to see a question about yourself on your device.
And Ryan was wearing a flat in the spot.
I'm just a noob.
Yeah.
Even Justin knows those little things.
I do know Jeff.
Jeff next week.
He's good at it all.
Oh, cheers.
Yeah.
They're really well.
Nice.
Oh my god.
Nice.
Good. Good.
Let's get soil in 2022. 6.
It will be the hope to lay to lay.
Alright, let's see, let's go away.
Yeah, let's, we're getting soil.
This is, this is a good flash question.
I'm sorry, if I don't know how to answer this truthfully.
I also, I worry about it.
So, if you know me on any of that, you may not know.
Yeah, but people might come up with good things.
That's true.
After this after returning a damn hard drive.
Oh, what?
Cranj.
You just have to do this one.
Did you put stuff on it when you return it?
No, it's broken.
And now they come out like $5,000 on them.
So I'm gonna recall it's it's a it's a it's a
Overcarabite SSD that died in three weeks
That's crazy. I think a good one. See it's like like a Samsung 870
And you like our time for dollars. So it's funny is I the warranty is good. You feel like three more months
Yeah, so yeah, I'm sending it on all of you. They told me the print of a shipping slip and I was like
I'm a fucking pro.
Go to, go to Staples or, like,
I have to send it from a UPS to it, so I'm just going to go there and go to these printings.
I've got a question, I've got a question, really.
I don't want to salt the earth for anybody, but I was like,
two neurotypical to answer the questions,
because what I had in the textbooks the whole time was,
it's not up to me.
I don't even know how to answer this.
if you had kids yes I'm just going to do like what you wish you were
instead of a sheds in your debt they can be anything except
except I don't know like I'm not a murderer
I don't want them to be a murderer but I don't have control over that
I thought this could be your kid okay I'm just asking if you have kids you can be
you can be anxious when you grow up.
I don't know.
I thought it was so crazy.
Oh my god.
Man, I don't know.
My brain's cooked.
It's like my fifth stream of 2006.
That is crazy.
It's January 2nd.
I know.
We're hungry.
Well, did you understand the question?
I did not wear handlers, okay?
I don't know. He wrote Diana that I did. I hate janitors and bank dollars. I mean it's one of three of these I believe. That's how you know it's me.
That's a wheel.
It's a real bra in the grammar.
Anything they want except real creators.
I thought I did like two seconds, man.
The use that's weird.
That's why I didn't take it because I thought the grant was wrong.
No, no.
I like the grant really wrong.
Do you think I read it in the grammar was right?
And that's the only reason I was read through it.
Huge success.
No, no, they've made it when they play.
I'm sure lies now.
Because the kids was plural, right?
So the answer actually has to be plural for the truth.
They can be anything they want.
Yeah.
I can buy that.
I answered truthfully by the way, if you want to hit me.
I let you believe I am.
I'll say that.
I put janitor, because I figured you would hate to come and shit up.
and then I realized that after not it good.
So you would already fight in the answer before I was fighting out the asses, man, pretty much.
Chibli.
Hmm.
What?
Huh?
Come on.
Why?
Well, actually, another studio game.
There's, I guess.
It's a 1-3-8-5-3.
You were with POE.
Oh, right?
Right
Okay, maybe there's a guy maybe there's a guy maybe there's a guy. I don't know
Hmm actually has everyone can I change my answer? I mean, yes, we I can already walk on all fours. It's just not
You know
Shit, that's not really unique bar
That's my thing
It was a good lie.
It was a lie.
Yeah, it was a good lie.
I just thought it was funny.
I mean the real answer is it's a reality.
Oh, just a nose, you know.
I know.
What was the last time you jumped?
Ha ha ha.
Like two days ago.
Really?
Maybe yesterday?
Playing just dance.
All right.
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna be the DDI should be good like the moldy Dada
He has the open a store that has DDR first
That's the likes a lot of
They're way through mountain made a set of we wouldn't know and I don't know so funny. I guess
Probably raw cheese
I answered what you said your favorite football's the other day so you liar you lied
I saw that blue spectacles. Oh, yeah, no, I mean that was my favorite
I typed put my favorite food back. Oh shit shit. You're right
Yep bed typing pushy on a type right here feels so good
Please
I think I know what it is.
Not being able to see it, I believe I know what it is.
It's definitely JKD Lopez all the time for sure.
Probably 100% something Justin would have never typed.
Do you think I have never typed that then?
If you think it's been typed, if you don't love, she has to type it.
Sorry sorry, well, it was a really good joke. I know I'm don't fall off it
I was gonna say you think Ben Franklin really enjoyed using a fountain pen and dipping it in the ink the right and it's your no-how many freaking butt hole wrinkled
He counts it that day
That was funny
Yeah, something
Love that shit, it's my favorite tune
He's my favorite tune
I love it
I think that's the play, yeah.
That's the play, yeah.
That's the that is the power.
It would be insane if you if you didn't, honestly.
Justin quick, which team has the best probability?
Which team is the best probability?
Yes, it is.
This one sucks.
I don't know, you look back.
You're going to be easily.
You always come to the stream.
I know a lot of stuff. My mum is just saying it's the smartest kid she had.
I'm saying that though.
It was like nine.
I'm a little bit.
Only child? No.
I'm just only child.
Oh, I'm sorry that you were talking to me.
and
you could type a lot of things
That's not actually for a month's art.
I just get my second.
I'll 100%.
I can't figure just in the slide.
I don't.
Interesting.
I don't know, man.
I think this is a lie, but I'm just going to pick it.
Someone was clearly trying to imitate Chibli's writing habits and ideas.
Yeah, I would love to fucking pick man
Well, this is same I already have it's came out on my answer anyway. I thought this was possible
Yeah, I respect you, man.
Thank you.
Oh, he's got a damn it.
Wow.
Are you going to cut that thing?
I'm not going to cut it.
It's okay.
It's all right.
I forgot that actually.
Well, that was a fun.
Yeah.
If he was monster.
You just learned that.
You learned that like.
No, you want to go to the years.
That's true.
That's in the terms of my life. That's pretty recent.
I should have known he was so quiet when you said Mozart, man. He literally just took a shot.
That's true.
I was looking away from the microphone and laughing at the ceiling.
Man.
I mean.
I know exactly what he would put in there, man.
You guys didn't think it was crazy that Titanic has further away from us than the
man.
I know he's known that forever.
Oh yeah, I had a Titanic chase for a bit.
I really want to get into that one room down there that still sealed.
I have to get in there dude.
The bottom has to get into it.
You can get the gold like this too, man.
Tutankham and everything around down there.
Tutankham.
in there, jacks, jacks down there, treading water.
Yeah, he's on the door.
He's on the door.
Now, which one's the truth?
Fuck, sake, man.
You guys know me when.
That's a lot of fucking means.
This is nice. This is a really cute moment.
It is, you know, it's just starting to think I didn't have any friends anymore, but you know, he pulled me back in.
I mean, I don't know one of our ones that ain't had seeds, so I have less options to pick from.
These are legit, like, all good.
In breakfast, I was in the greener.
Oh, you have a pepper seeds.
Wow, that's good.
Justin also wrote that.
Call that cheese met.
Oh, you want chili seeds?
Oh, I don't call one chili, man!
Oh, no, guys seeds for a seed bug are you crazy?
No, shy.
I was just thinking, I was really good at it would be a fart.
It, you know what it's like, he's man, it's just he's I don't discover it
All right, I like green peaking dude like 30 years and everything you're opening up your own time
Castle oh, he's
And they're like not even made it anymore. I thought mouthful to give you like when it opened in time capsule 30 years back
I don't my father. Yeah, no, yeah, that's why
Little fermented bark
and
one of you better type of 24-hour jerk off this
off
that's the way man
that's during the future of the story like
it's like a lot of real man
it's so crazy to ask a guy what he likes when you talk to him
for like three or four years.
I don't have a fucking cool up core like, as a creep man, is that every food?
It doesn't have to be true at all.
It could be true.
Yeah, but like, if you can show or something.
It could be, I'll see.
How old should you put these?
Mmm.
Wow.
No, no, I think it's this.
What is a portal?
It's so coffee.
Yeah, it's just the...
Oh, of course.
You've ported with the Gooseneck thinginess
where all motions starting in the center
working your way out.
You want to go in?
I don't know.
It's all not them.
Drop and then you let it sit for a second.
Yep.
I thought you might be the kind of guy who likes an ice cream sandwich.
I was thinking pumpkin's nice latte was my first one.
I can't believe you just got two people.
That would make sense.
I love this.
I was gonna vote for that one.
Yeah, I would vote for that one.
I think you would maybe need to know the need to know.
Oh my god, but I'm on that, that's a little treat.
A long nap.
Really?
Is it this?
I was gonna go with that.
And my god, it's over.
Where you find the nose and my jeanat.
It is one bad week, yeah.
I make my own.
Yeah, I was gonna say that's why he leaves for 10 minutes during the train.
Hmm.
You see, just he's nice, just in.
I don't know where.
White girl quarry.
Yeah, dude.
Dude, sometimes you just need it. Sometimes it's a little tree. Just to be clear, Cory is wife. In case you have a mysterious
Like it's the profile
And I'm a pussy because I don't want to play PSP. No, that's true
He's wide
No, that one. Are you pushing back?
Yeah, you got any requests. I don't know what's going on. I always you know what I like
Like a new joke from a machine.
I tell you that I went to a with my nieces the other day I went to a funny cafe.
Oh yeah, in Vancouver.
And while there can just place to whatever, you know, but they had like eight volunteers
in there which is crazy.
Then I witnessed a middle aged woman working there whose bag was covered in vegan patches
which is fine.
And then she was talking to somebody, another volunteer for the first time.
And one of her opening questions was, what's your favorite animal?
And I just fucking had to get up and take a little walk.
Just, she's like, she's like, she's like, I can't afford easy to ask another human being.
What's your favorite animal?
These are real for the mirror.
They're such a shit man.
No, corny's real.
I don't know, man.
Just say Falcon, man.
I guess I'm going to take a stand-up.
That'd be the coded energy.
One very hate animals. No, it's just like it's just such like a juvenile question like it's like what's your favorite color?
What's your favorite animal? It's just really funny
Well, what's the answer? We got to know now. Yeah, you're a rich
She knows she has been in the hospital already, didn't you talk to her?
She, uh, I did the girls who talk to me was like,
I don't know, there's just so many.
True.
Yeah, it's fucking, that's the real issue of the house, I'm not kidding.
That's not even a lie, there's a lot of them.
Just name some like random ant species, like the Latin name only, you know?
He was probably the one who used to get like a job interview for ball and cheering.
I like Bison. I think they're cool.
Bison. Yeah, my son. Yeah. Yeah.
There we go.
It's my birthday.
It's hard to just him in a pole or leaving.
You guys have been really good in the lobby today.
Hi.
You think you're quite a fraction of things up.
I'm in there.
Yeah, off stream, I just practice the copy in the case of the code.
So there's a little box.
Do you think I'll ever hit everyone's in?
Well, I had to put it up on a screen so people could join the audience too.
I was so someone used to code.
Goodbye.
Oh, I'm trying to shut the code.
Oh, that was me.
I was like, I got to put the code on the screen so that we can have people in the audience.
Then I remember the reason I put the code in the chat is because you
I don't know how to run the screen.
I'm hiding my screen.
What's my favorite animal?
I don't have a favorite animal.
You do, dude, you do a hundred percent.
I don't want to see any of you in the screen.
I didn't.
So hidden.
All right, I'll be right here.
Here we go.
Here's your favorite animal.
That's not that.
I have a favorite animal.
Yeah, you say cats and you got them.
They're not my favorite animal.
I'm a have one.
That's why it all is because if they're not in the animal,
they're not in the animal.
I got them on them.
I got him first now. I'm the leader of the honest. I'll be honest. I didn't see the code.
Oh, okay. Thank you.
I was a little terrible animal.
I'd tell you why it's the main thought of the code.
Yes.
It was like angry video game dipshare.
Yep.
100%.
Yeah. I was thinking of like angry video game dad or something like a YouTube channel that could have come around in 2000.
I went dipshare.
It's thinking of events.
It's different. It's different. He's a dad.
I drink. I can play a lot. I think it's probably horses.
They fucking got you. They got you.
This guy is good.
I'm nice.
And by some.
They just look at them. They're like unicorns.
kind of. It's like they have two. Okay, they're not anything like, well, I'm
like vibe like the same vibe. Like, they're not. I feel like, uh, then out of this
world, they're crazy dude. Okay. Okay, Madverse. We're going to be like that.
and
We're going for non-sense rat.
Fuck.
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
Yeah.
What is it, man?
You can't even write for me.
That's my dollar.
I thought, ma'am.
I can't even do the thing where they run off to like a random empty room and just start screaming.
Oh, yeah.
I take a shit.
I love that, man.
Get her with that.
That's them.
It would be scary to be someone you've never seen before in your life and then you feel like you're lost in it.
I got a, I got a, it's only one coffee, so far, I got to get another one.
I got to get another one.
I got to get the switch mic for the line.
I'm wondering, can I lean?
I drive to the like SGA.
I only see a dribbling drool in your six foot five bay bay. My impact is massive like a raging dog.
Some of history's greatest poems don't rhyme.
I get you like a raging bull, but you already been mobbed.
Ooh, ooh.
I mean, life gives me lemons, I make stakes.
Then I mix it all together and make some cornflakes.
I'm the greatest as you can all feed you're going to need more than a time capsule to fit all this seed
That was low-chaming in
Hospital
You seen the video of the machine at Costco that makes the cream pies
No, no, I made it up. I made it up. I got it. I was going to say you worked there.
There I just need them.
There we go. There we go.
my mouth is working like a little bison I'm not you out I'm my
Tyson I ain't debating it's a fact that I jumping you can lay on your
money and coat you bin bumping oh my god yeah yes yes
He's dead! He's dead! He's dying!
Stealing this battle like I'm robbing a floor.
Taking closer look, gonna make you screech like Polyshore.
My fans call themselves the butts.
Part like a king called me TUT.
This is why the switch user names thing would never work.
when people see chivalry doing that and Cory being gay or not being gay it's going to be like
oh well it's a good point. I'm nervous for the results. Why? Is it was a good battle? Wasn't a good
That's me.
Oh yeah.
Oh wow.
This kidding.
I'm sorry man.
I think I remember just when you were...
Yeah.
See, that's my meter of it's a long cone.
Have you build it for a while?
My words are so deep you'll need a bicycle.
I got a cool point just like an bicycle.
Oh, I plant seeds with rhythm that grow into tulips.
My wraps are mint like a juleip
Nurt a little bit of a nerd wrap. The Kentucky Derby is nerdy now
I'm gonna dope them a full-fledged Reels creator you're in twitch streaming class trader
The rhymes I paint are worth a thousand saps the toilets you paint make me collapse
These are crazy
Oh shit.
I thought I was too good, Raps.
It was a man in a prison.
I just don't think that you can call me a class trader, but that means Chad has to stop saying that I grew up rich.
Because if I grew up rich, I don't think I can be a class trader.
That's good.
They can't vote me true, but I can't be taken heat from both angles.
That's good boy.
Look at the bucket, that's what you can't do today.
That's right.
That's what you can say.
They all gave you one van, that's...
It was to me, and I didn't even finish mine.
Five.
All right. Oh, okay.
Well, grab, well, grab, here it comes.
I don't think that it was full.
It's like the only difference with that.
No, whoa.
No, they were the only difference with that.
It was attacking you, and yours was just like, I'm cool.
You went to attack the other person?
It's a rap battle man.
and
oh shit. Probably you'd be more unified in this new year, weren't?
It's not. Dang it.
Hmm...
Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Hmm...
I'm having a hard time being woke.
It now the abstract concept what the fuck?
Hey!
Oh, I asked all this.
I think I might have just turned this game upside down to be honest with you, I think I did pretty good.
I think I might have turned this game upside down.
I'm glad I didn't go up against right now and it's like come back round though.
Did I?
You're in trouble buddy. Oh
No, I get stupid real stupid
Yeah, three seconds two seconds hit the button
He didn't know
He didn't hit the button. Sorry. He's already cooked anyway
I think I hit it. I think I hit it. You don't
You don't get it, you don't get it, you don't get it.
Oh!
Input delay.
It's battle is over as you'll see swiftly.
I'm going to slap your balls around till you kiss me.
I'll let you forget this with my December.
Top it all off with the PSL and chocolate declare.
What happened there?
Basically kid, you won't last that eons, they tell me you've got a nice face for me to be on.
Your rhymes are so weak, they can't lift up, mouth's mama's ass.
My lines are so peak you can't even give sass.
Yeah, I had the same thing as you as like adjective plus now plus sometimes.
Last round they were like, verb, that's like that's easy.
Now they're like abstract concepts man.
Oh yeah, they do that sometimes.
We do it sometimes.
I'm not even gonna say that, right?
Let it see my heart.
This is that.
Oh, I gotta see it.
I've never seen it before.
What the fuck?
I'm opening your shit.
Yeah, scroll up a little. I need it hurts me to say it, but you're so rich
American flag made of multiple fish
It doesn't help that you're not very broke
Please vote for me because I am woke. Oh my god
Take that no
Somebody comes under Ryan's chat. Do you again is it the spinning fish? No, yep, that's one. No
You better quit right now before you're shitting, lay you on the ground, change the diaper, I'm babysitting.
You're actually a hippo, you sound just like song, I pop then I lock them now, I can't find my keys.
What I wrote was so good.
It was great.
I did it.
They took it for me.
I gave you a three second one and you were the Delay to New Zealand is that long. I think it is dude
I guess getting every conversation I have because I've got a Delay and I talk about everyone that's
She's gonna bring my social dynamic.
She believed did you see the news about the New Zealand woman who got the Tain's about the rules and then
That was funny by the way. That's interesting. She got the Tain's in Belarus because they didn't think it was a real country and then in detainment
They brought her a map and asked her to point to it, but there was no New Zealand on the map
up. What? I have, I think that's happened more than once. I'm not even kidding. Oh,
no, no, no, no, no. It's a classic. I'm sure she was tweaking in the, this
jails. I'm a shadow. You kid like a glass. That are up. You squid split to look
in S. You're going down in the blaze of void. Gonna pop you like a rancid. I'm a
I don't know, that's crazy, I just got to be wokeer.
I'll give you the business and business aside.
I'd say your wrap was good, but I'd be lying.
If you were on TV, you'd be Barack Obama.
I'd be Napoleon Dynamite feeding food to Alama.
Okay, that's good.
Oh, I don't know, I don't know.
I don't even know.
Oh, he's right.
Speeding with this guy.
Oh, he's a bad lord!
God, remember that guy?
Damn.
Come on, huh?
Hold on.
He's like a British footballer.
Hmm.
I got a 1% bonus for riding with Obama could really you could
run with Osama or yo mama oh no one moved oh he should
the first thing I've before. Another round. So last one brother. Or Ohana? Nope. Nope,
that does not rhyme. There's a matter though. Close. You're going more woke, right?
I'm gonna try.
Okay, sure.
Let's get the same thing, the same prompts.
Oh, what is the, come on. Come on, rap battles. Why are you guys a weird as a grammar?
As the worst rhyme I ever wrote in my life, I'm gonna go piss.
This might rhyme sound pretty fun.
I
should win I just answered a 20 second phone call
that's a really bad you know anybody goes on who wants to be a millionaire
I died I just wanted to let you know I'm a different field of knowledge
not my dad he'd be like don't I told you don't call during dinner
You know it's pizza night and you'd be like a fish needs a plant based chicken
20 seconds of hand washing after finger-licking you can't shake me. I'm made of gold
I'm giving my wealth to the sick in the old
So you lost the siblings fake rhyme and you went I'm gonna try to do that again. I went Walker
You talking a knee or two my tip of the dick
My eyes are up here but you're still gonna see a prick.
You're slipping in sliding as if standing on sweet.
I'm done with this ball of nerve.
A-skit, skit, skit, skit.
I'm done with this ball of nerve.
I'm skit, skit, skit.
I'm skit, skit, skit, skit.
That's good.
Yeah.
It's like a slow.
I'm skitin' on me three times.
And I don't think you're gonna survive this one.
I'm a striin' strap, but I'm assuming you're gonna be...
It was a little too little.
He gets a little tunnel vision sometimes.
This is ridiculous. We go again.
I don't like to wrap that all this time.
I'm not warmed up enough.
Hmm.
Beast off.
Feel that pain? That's me kicking your man, boob.
Eating you so bad. Now I'm just gonna call you a new...
Hold up now. Just wait a hour.
Open my time for your Golden Shower.
When you have a shower, you don't drink the liquid that is on you.
80 it.
I didn't even go in showers or on.
You ain't bust around, it's more like bust a hip.
The recoil on that ass is crazy. Can we get a clip?
What do my knees cause you smell like feet? I'm a farmer with millions on harvesting lots of leaps
Yes, we're rich of the rhyme man. He might get a hundred million votes
I'm really putting in the oil that hacker is gonna come in. I mean get bus to ride more like bust a hip. It's kind of crazy
That's pretty good. Yeah, they look the game
I'm not gonna bone you break when you're old or something and then
Singular a bone you break as you age
I don't know what the shower anymore
I think being whony is out man
You see Malvin with skates he's he's he just
True
hit the beagle group again.
That's not what you can do, it makes me slam.
Your as fake as one, blamestan, janna wham.
Why are you so obsessed with flop?
Maybe you do better watching some tick-pock-slop.
And before the last one, ushada to our reader
who has said all the words right so far.
You know, it's a good lesson, but...
I missed the days when you were shallow.
But getty pizza pie, Italiano.
You don't have slow, it's more like fat nut.
As well as when grow baby Apollo, with my gut.
I don't know what I'm gonna think about that on Daniel.
It's the worst thing ever.
Oh, he is so bad.
Yeah, it is the worst thing I've ever lived in my life.
It's the worst thing I've ever lived in my life.
The first one was so bad, but the second one was so good.
For the first time ever, I don't have to ask if I should do it.
I think he is.
I'm just going to know.
You can't do that.
I'm not 4.
I'm a defense.
Pizza is how y'all got me.
Good though.
I don't know why.
One of my favorite genres of pizza.
Yeah.
Oh boy.
That was hot.
Now we got to check out the school.
Let's see who won this.
It's crazy because I thought I'd be swallowed.
That's why they're coming to grow like a ginko tree in your stomach.
Can you go?
I can't go.
Cause it smells like a con.
It's nothing I wouldn't have any taste that.
I don't feel good.
It's all these male trees.
But they can change.
So they'll plant.
That's what they all say.
I can change him.
It's true.
You should definitely go there.
No.
Oh, come on.
I'm going to be the other games to play.
I'm going to be other good games in the jackpot.
I'm going to be the games to play.
Do you want it to be won?
You go again.
No.
Job job my Lord.
Job.
Job job.
Hope it's better than the last time we did.
It can't be won.
It's going to be like that.
I'll do job job, but I'm going to do it woke.
Oh shit.
I'm leaving early. I'm but I'm getting paid for it
You're leaving late and you don't have to rhyme anymore. You don't have to rhyme
Like a setting switch off
Yeah, yeah
Hello, we've had this code before I'm librarian get on this
the
full of
but
you want to generate free dopamine tonight
you say yes I want to see where he's going with this okay yes
you should price you should download at least can you poke one cards in a price of symbol I did it the other night I think I'm retiring
I'm gonna, I don't know, I'm gonna have to do that on my own one night, and I went through all my goods, lit them up on my own, you can't really sell them for that much though, these were magic cards, I mean, I looked at the actual, like what they're selling for, yeah, eBay sold, yes.
Anybody want to buy my leftover magic cards?
Left over, would you do it?
I have a bunch of them, but my local sir will only give me 40% of the value for him.
40% of the whole piece of shit, please break the word.
You should crash into the window of this.
That's like normal for stories I think.
Are you going to pay rent, I guess, and like people?
that
the kids are good sign that everybody says they're favorite jackbox games the one where we don't talk for three minutes straight
I'm talking he's right
oh
so fucked up with it did to me
I'm sorry.
That's fucking funny.
You've been captured that so fast.
These creatures are dead man.
I just three of them.
Oh fuck.
Okay, I feel like I'm actually at a job dude.
Is this what it's like?
This joking.
I know this more to it.
is what this job is like yeah I missed it and they were just perfect
okay I gave you a lot of words I did all my type it it's like all my words
Running out bro. You got 13 seconds. Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
It's me. I'm so sorry, dude.
Oh my god. There's another one.
Oh, it's crazy dude. It's crazy dude. It's crazy dude.
I'm never done this. I'm never fucking done this. You can't get mad at me.
You'll come down and all your anger for me.
I'm fucking up to the knee right now.
I swear to God I like that joke. You play this. You play joke like this.
But I only made one mistake. Everyone in trouble like ever in my life right now.
Okay, I got one word that was a name.
No, please let mouth. Not to do get it.
I don't have a stop.
I'm being honest.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I didn't even write good words.
I hate when I don't have like, I've been off fire.
Hmm
Huh
This isn't it
I'm sorry
Hmm
What is happening in the words I got?
Some fucked up story.
45 seconds.
Oh, fuck.
Everything sucks today.
and
I'm not woken you. I'm not woken anymore. I can be funny again.
Yes, indeed woken.
What?
Shud 26.
What's the weakness of yours that could be seen as a strength?
Incredibly gross pistol.
Incredibly nasty.
I sometimes vary crying.
I'm strength.
What happened here?
I really like incredibly gross pistol incredibly nasty.
I know this might all be my words.
They're very just encoded words.
Okay.
Everyone.
Hey guys, it's Harlan.
Oh, good.
He also take one.
Do it whatever.
Great blanks.
He's now apparently.
Oh, who the hell are you?
It's interesting to use the moon with them.
How do you stay motivated at work?
I suck my disgusting mayo or Northern Lion a bitch.
Northern Lion a bitch.
It's like a verb.
Or they're lying a bit.
In order to lie in a bitch.
When you won't stop talking at someone,
you're definitely saying that you should be
or they ask you to stop.
And it won.
I'm just gonna say, I expect it a little better than you.
I didn't have a lot of good words from those ones.
I don't know.
It's a little bit.
I love you.
How do you turn things around when you feel like
giving up?
Build roads to a pack.
I gonna ride, shoot myself really.
I'm just a little crumbly. I don't think I wrote that.
We're gonna find out.
We're about to find out.
I see a big answer right here.
I'm trying to go into like a little space for you.
I'm pretty strong.
really good. She's surprised. How do you like to be
Manuished? I've never been managed. Believe me. I don't know you.
I managed to take a shit asshole.
Those good man. I like that.
Jerry. We need a friend named Jerry all. It would be so good.
I'm gonna name, I'm gonna change my name.
I'm going to change right now. I'm going to be Jerry Rigg.
Everything?
And you should rig everything bro exactly.
That's why.
What's your greatest workplace fear?
Getting spun on the roof by bees, angry bees,
or a little money I workplace fear.
I need to tell you what I want to know.
What if Yoda was in the office?
Oh, for like, okay.
Mods at camera.
Would my shit lurk in jelly? He did. My go-ton.
Do what? Will you?
Describe how you will help take our business to the next level.
Chibli Milk, it's next level.
For Stephen King Books, you scream huge and I shit.
I show shit.
Imagine
The best I could do what I have I did get a bunch of everyone's name and I should leave that tip up about
One fifth of my words me. I had like a slow twist even came and I not me by the way not me and then like I'm like a
Like three more words
The prep runner is
You want to get rid of my words even though there was not many why was all about chibli and
Deese oh chibli
You got mine you got like I saved the bumblebee yesterday. It was tired. I get it should have water
Went on about it stay that's pretty sweet. You feel even so bad. He's out of a bitch
I was like I'm gonna put it in the strawberry bush so it can get to work for me, and it was like that's fucked up. I'm gonna like let this guy go home
Steven's fight out how many caterpillars there are in Canada. All right, I'm really bad
It's a name of that song.
Also, SPACS are a three-strain.
the
meal, some words for you, friends
and
the
words. I just try to be the normal word guys that you at least have some normal words
I'm there, you know? Yeah.
Some is some it's some those.
You're really just about coming in suicide, man.
Yes sir, these days.
Well don't blow up my spot.
You need a new matrix.
Yes.
I want to know how to handle some top of the game chart.
I know a lot of words.
That's a crazy parenthetical.
It has been put it in the parenthetical warming.
Oh, I could go so hard with it.
I don't I never get the word is it's so important fuck
I mean, I mean, I did what I could do, I had to rack my brain for this one, so real little
your noodle. The office is good. I'm being fumigated, but you need an important file from your desk. What do you do?
Shit. Bitch ass office. I need shaved glass toys. I do a whole musical play about second cock. What file?
That's right. I feel like I've been sabotaged.
Yes, when you're in it and then the second prompt gets rid of everyone lost to that one.
I'm saying like mine was actually following you like mine fell out the rules of the problem
I need to get in there.
On reporter stops you on your way to work and says the company's under investigation for fraud. How do you react?
I do drugs every now and then.
Oh shit, there be grock. Yes, probably little cleaning.
Oh, shit, that was a hard line read.
There's probably a guy at X-A-I who talks like a pirate,
so that could just be down.
I can type that a little more than that order by the way.
When we take office photos,
what would you do if we asked to do a silly one?
Lines of Coke and come up rich assholes.
Oh, shit my shaved crumudgeon places.
Shaved crumudgeon places is pretty good.
I want to put clear some fortunately.
Absolutely.
I'm not a chance.
You are getting rinse a little bit.
Look at all those woods.
I wonder who they are.
Have they so bad at giving woods and he loses to them all the time.
He's useless.
Weird hypothetical.
No one's going to join him on that one.
weird hypothetical, what would you tell the feds if they started investigating our business practices?
Peds probably problematic, so...
death feds, hypothetical death.
Oh my god.
Oh, XD is such a sell man. How do you...
XD is so good.
I was given so many punctuations. I hate whoever put a lot of question marks.
Not me, not me.
You only need one.
Yeah, if you put a bunch, it'll just give someone the same kind of, like, it's the same kind of
tons of periods, tons of question marks.
We enjoy novelty mugs here. What does yours say?
I eat big, unless it's pussy, or mugs, it's put this kind of.
Left is so good, man.
It's crazy.
You're not on the last time.
Left is really good.
I saw my words. I saw a method to pussy in parentheses. I was like, oh, no, what the prom's gonna be in with
You joined the video called late just as the CEO asks anything you'd like to add. What do you say?
This CEO so dumb. How are Johnson a big fuck ass pussy?
I wasn't muted. You work at the fucking hotel
You think he ever stayed in one?
To hotel it.
Who fought it?
Whatever.
Man, you're really good at talking about trying to work on something
but when there's dead air that is like totally...
You clearly hold them in space for the flag gravity.
I was eating chocolate-covered pretzels so I'm muting.
I love the subtle people.
They think we all hate playing jack-oats.
They're like, what can obviously hate each other?
Let's do a supersize me where we only eat it subway for a month.
Yes, right.
Super-sumuted.
I had to not tell people, but we're also raging alcohol.
It's the whole time and that's actually why we're throwing it.
Let's do documentary where we drink every day for a month but fuck up our body with sandwiches and then go see a doctor and say some shit like you got the liver of an end stage sandwich
Hallick and then we'll make another documentary to try to make the perfect chicken sandwich
and
I don't know who gave me the bad words I don't I don't know who to hate that's the best part you can sabotage your
I've never read better submissions or any submissions.
Okay, it's the final show.
Should I put up an issue?
Should I show you?
Future stored guys where we just put our stuff from this track box.
Law on the future.
Yeah, yes.
Hard part of the T-shirt business is coming up with the put on it, so we're pretty much just nailing that part right now.
I got six exclamation points.
You got the words I have lasted. I mean, is it an excision mark? What the fuck did I call it these days, man?
Oh good, thanks to the left jackbox. Fantastic.
I have the word woke up a lot, but it also wasn't me I swear, I typed it once.
and
you know this is what people who do this type like anyway so it's actually makes sense
oh he's shading someone
minor bad sorry
and in some ways. I will biggest winners buddy. I won't fucking chibli haha. I will panic.
I won't slip in the pussy.
DJ Khaled.
That is DJ Khaled. The right is DJ Khaled. Top on a jet ski bottom
when faced with the pussy and nose level. Tap out on like wing three in Hawlands. Like you
You talked out on pushy zero bro.
It's a lot of shit.
He's got the mug and everything.
Oh, he's done the mug.
The mug from the other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Woo!
Yeah.
I will top you.
I won't fuck you.
Damn.
I will milk you all day.
I won't use that milk.
Hahaha.
That's good.
I'm the one who's really good.
I'm just really good.
It's funny though.
Those are both really good.
They're both good.
Is it like what I got you waiting for?
Oh, it's like other.
It's just sabotage.
You know what I just got.
It's just crazy.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Mix a good word.
I will come on Pokemon XD. I won't keep it down long, Lamal. I will buy skydiving.
I won't believe in falling to my death.
I have a theory, by the way. You cannot guarantee that you won't catch a sickness by choosing not to catch it.
Two, two, three, total people. You guys are all voted so fast that it cancel the early.
It should be best first of two first of two
One vote was first of both
It's crazy
But if you think you are going to catch something you have surrendered and you will catch it
But if you think you won't catch it you have a chance
That's...
Goes to...
For I got to the disease, I didn't even know existed when I was eight years old.
I'm talking about some contagious shit, I'm not talking about some like an inflammatory
bowel disorder.
Like, gonorrhea?
Wait, go up at the nice rise up, actually, you're so right.
I think your answer's something with this shit.
I didn't say coldly didn't know this, I say.
If you think you're gonna, if you think you're not gonna catch it, you actually get a bubble
shield.
It was sick for like 10 days and there was like one day where I started to feel myself getting sick and I said not not today
And I just I woke up the next day and it was like clear signest is man, right?
This is how you dilate Steve Jones. Yeah, no, literally
Not saying that you can't get sick if you think you're not gonna get sick. What I am saying is if you think you're gonna get sick
You're gonna get sick
You if you kneeled if you kneeled to the illness you will get the illness, but if you if you put your dukes up and say
Come get it the tea cells are primed
Literally sometimes you just to turn the virus it goes like I don't want give it smoke
You ever think that maybe you gave it to her in the first place and that's why I'm catching
No shot no shot
I was talking to someone the other day it was popping up a long and while I was talking to her
Is that I'm gonna get it like in my life
Do whatever it is just kind of some truth to it
because I'm in this conversation, but that's rude as fuck.
So I just tanked it, and I was like,
I'm okay.
My father is what they're saying.
My father's saying that.
She was pretty sick, and I was like,
should I go sleep on the couch?
And I was like, that fuck, I just won't catch it.
So far so good, bro.
Just block your nose when you sleep.
And then the worst part of the thing we're going to do
is going to be so funny when you catch it.
Okay, guy who is really in the science,
but also believes in jinxists.
If you fucking hypocrite, you should go
eat some more cat turrets and see if it works this time.
I never ate the cat turrets. It is possible. It is possible to send the poop entered my body by the
fecal oral route. That's not the same procedure. It's not the same procedure. It's not like I
reached into the toilet and grabbed a poop and so I'm not sure much enough.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's possible that the bacteria may have entered my body by the fecal oral route.
I didn't do all of it, I didn't know it was tight at all, anyone.
But I tuned in for that.
It was really fucking cool, oral route.
They're just in right each shit.
Have you not eat shit, some shit?
Maybe years ago, I didn't get my body.
I ate poop.
By the mic.
It was all bullshit.
The worst part is he told me.
He told me, I don't want to lose it.
What do you tell people?
I shit and now related incident occurred too many.
How does it feel that that could be an episode of House M.D.?
Is that a bottle before I went in your house?
Puddle.
I don't know how to smell it, does he?
Puddle.
On farms, you set the drive through like a water basin.
Oh my god.
You little house on the seas.
Before you went to the the cows.
He's in Tows
And Horns
Horns
We don't have a cow
We have a bull
Remember that one?
Yeah, you have a gist in the roof of the bull
No, no, no
You're the footer over the guy's ATV man, fucked up by
Those are no, those are no
That's the roof of the bull
That's the guy that owns like
guy that owns like cows and a couple of wolves and he like does YouTube shots of him
checking up on them every day and he has one name roof is it's a piece of shit.
He's gonna upload a 1 in 2026 and he was just on the side on the ground and he's like
it is a little like go caught ATV thing and then he stood up and roof is was looking at him.
We check company name their AI room first.
But easy prompts take less of an emotional
Oh, I bow worked. I think I think I'm worse. I bow I bow the wrist
So yeah
I'll be in trouble here now you're going to crack the sentence that describes your player in trouble
Was an Amazon even the pilot word columns
Pick words to build a sentence describing your prompt and then tax submit when you're finished
You're not going to get it, but this is a good idea.
This is also a good fucking hand. My hands are at least as good as course.
My first clue will not get you there.
The Zodiac Killer, some shit the Zodiac Killer.
Yes, dude, yes.
My crush.
The second Anis that didn't even get people there.
It must be so annoying to be a serial killer and have like cryptic clues and no one can figure them out.
I was saying like every time they got a letter, they were probably like don't flatter you so bro, we ain't even looking
It's a story about a teeny creature
Sorry, I don't need to read it. You can figure it out
What she loves real scary. Yeah, I didn't need to skip. I'm sorry. It's okay
about life.
Mmm...
Bollywood.
It's kind of similar to Stuart, little in the buttons.
The presenter uses your gas in a sentence.
You get points for...
Honey, I shot the kids.
Well, a kid's friend Leapwook.
I think our audience is getting a...
No.
What, you lost me?
Not read tiles, folks.
I was like, Bollywood.
Bollywood.
That's a better thing.
A Bollywood.
I don't have any other kids knows.
This bug book of real book?
No, I just typed the bug book.
Oh, no.
Yay!
Oh, bug book.
That's a book.
That's not a movie.
I don't know how to spell Charlie, man.
To be fair, Charlie is not in the story as much as you'd think.
Charlie, Charlie.
Charlie, you're there in me.
I'm sure that the pig.
That's real book.
I'll just find a name, it's always over, it's by the Charlotte.
Oh, I'm Charlotte.
I'm just gonna bring her.
Never leave her, Charlotte, you beat me.
There are this free spotty.
All right, I'll be right back on to everything I need to do.
I have famous for the late night.
Oh, it's only, you know, every leader that ever existed pretty much.
He's so optimistic.
Drunk.
I feel like...
Oh my god.
You're mom and I sit on her face.
God, they're.
And they're taller than you can, John.
Yeah.
You're a clump sentence.
Ah.
Shack.
Can do it.
Yep.
That would have been really funny about, oh.
It's not even really fucking funny.
No, it's not the top notch of you.
How can I just do this?
I can't tell you.
Look at this.
Oh, it's this one.
Yeah!
I was so close to the Rasputin.
I just never used this.
They both have massive...
It's not all I've been crazy for the Abe.
It's so massive.
That's why he wore the tall hat.
You told no lies.
It took his cock off.
No, it was on top of his head.
I need a pole. I need a big bump under there.
He's a cockhead.
And someone type the riot, and that's crazy.
Oh, oh, cocky shot.
I type of- why did I type of-
Oh, everyone's on the same page.
Oh wait, it's got to be this guy.
Yeah!
I'm gonna say, Hannibal Lekton worst guy in Gordon Ramsay.
Yeah.
Sorry, the late, great Hannibal Lekton.
Yeah, I don't like Hannibal if you're getting right, but I'm gonna agree with you on that one.
Okay, being credible, Stark off, and if he was cool, he would eat plant-based people.
No, I think he's not good, but with order-rated animal nectar, why did he eat it?
Because it's wrong!
He says, go fucking forsaken on it!
I see the fucking ghost game!
We're having a lot of these today, huh?
They're not a good person.
I put a Q and Ramsacky.
Oh, right.
That's a terrible tool.
Ramsacky.
Which one's the grand pee related?
Oh, shit.
Oh, what?
A bat?
What's the closest?
Jesus.
Anyone want to talk with me?
I'm sure you'll keep the right word.
Evening?
You can do that, actually.
You can be friends with the devil and Jesus?
Oh oh oh oh
I fucked up I fucked up because I was halfway through riding little niki
She would be friends with the devil and Jesus and Hannibal Lector
Coconut and
These
What?
And can I...
It's a blind place
Well, you know...
Cancels
Who the one?
It's where you eat the niber food
What?
The white?
Applebee is no fucking scolier
Applebee is not applebee
Oh my god, is it a kill?
Are you telling me who's the killer?
You can't fire us for owned by the same parent company at one point dude. We've listed all of the rest around
Reboot by the four of the six original owners
Sorry, I don't know what's happening
Old time to the fact
It's gonna be it. That's what I was gonna take back all the guard
For all sometimes I don't want to eat all of the garden. I just want to sell it
Yeah, he's in need.
Yep.
But you make those things open once, so everybody has to say yep.
He's nothing like that.
It's fine, I think.
You're a third.
The category is thing.
It's a thing, y'all.
It's a thing.
It's a fun man, you're beast.
Man, passing it.
Pick it up.
No, it has.
It is the creature object.
It's kind of similar to front of these.
Oh, they wouldn't have this one.
I think I'm I'm on Lee you're putting down, Corey
Yes
That's a new doll.
They put like, they put like humillot's muggler.
Awesome.
And they bought.
You can get fought in one.
Yeah, I saw the fighting on the other day.
Is it from Popmark?
No.
These are old-tick.
Bro, they just go to the mid-a-recently.
The plot of Nack is always real good.
Funnier Lord of the Rings by Zulruf, funny, ugly, monster-push-collectable-toe-smeagal.
Yeah.
He's like, oh.
I got to get a fuggler, man.
me to us once and it's probably twenty six bro I need a fuggler bag charm
you know the better than I do they make them you should have been
to get three new prompts twice
do they do it a teenage minute ninja turtles collab bro
oh man did it a grim one's collab
Tap it again to take it out. You got this.
God, you don't fucking Michael Angel.
I love that thing. I'm praying for something to get it off there.
The category is person.
That's not that bad man.
I don't know.
It's got a man.
It's a bad man.
It's an extra extra.
It's an extra guy.
That's a person, right?
It's so huge.
Oh my god.
I have a fur.
I had a Hless lighting.
He did it to me.
Ah, happy mortal.
He's a married couple.
Wow, it was never okay.
I was trying to think, wonder woman, and I typed a miss in America.
That's so funny.
Uh...
You can't see me right now, but I'm giving you two thumbs up,
and wearing a fabulous sarong.
Yep, that's a fuggler.
I'm using this for a little bit.
Just fuggler, is it going to help me?
This is a story.
Our slash fuggler collecters.
It's a story about an infredible name. Yes, I know it
It's this. Ah, now what is in a fucking sick clip
I'm gonna find a toldy
the
as it seems I've been
the
incredible
Hey!
Hmm...
Ah, yes, well. The nut's cracker.
It's a trade deacute.
Well, I called him.
Damn you!
And all the cool words were invited to that set!
It has this same thing.
Oh wow!
That's a John Bowdozer sentence.
I think I'm fucking bad at this game.
Oh, it does have one same vibe.
Yeah, I'm, yeah, definitely the same vibe.
It gave me nothing about sleeping, and that's all I know about that guy.
He's a friend.
He's like a lord.
Goblin or a troll or something?
He's just an old guy.
He's the enchanted spinning wheel with like a magic spell that makes you fall asleep.
I have gold and gold and what's her name, because she could spend gold. That's right.
They're at the part of the amazing individual
You get a lot of dead bulk check animal most people are done
She's right
All these shans still alive
It's why can't I only think of a lie people on that thing.
I don't like it.
He was like 20 million subscribers, so that's not very likely.
He literally made it come on.
He was in a way, man.
He's a dearly blind.
Oh, yeah, it's this.
Yeah.
You see, he posted it.
Let's go crazy.
I don't know.
Did he put up it?
We got it here today.
Yeah.
I wish he had my prints.
I kind of don't even.
Really?
I know he likes the basketball. He's good at basketball.
They're game-blows.
People really like to hurt and let you believe me.
He's never played me.
Oh shit. That's how I'll beat Frate's.
Not my first hint, so you need.
It's the one who didn't even want to be played.
Oh, wow.
Hot, hot.
Thank you.
Good night.
Appreciate it.
It's one cut.
Do it, eat.
Take a look.
Why did you lie to me?
I don't know.
I'm lying in the night.
Vegas.
Discontact.
I love it.
It's a crazy thing.
Disco tech.
I'm looking.
Good club.
It has the same vibe as Vegas.
I'd like to see you.
You're up Miami. Oh, oh, oh, I need to feed my drum.
Mass was all so tight. I think I want to come in.
If I bring a bug, bug, bug is placed. It's soachey there, man.
It's a human. That's beautiful, bro.
If you wanted to lie in the night tonight, you do.
It's a punchy good entity.
Let's give the presentation starting.
Lunch.
Shrek.
Put up.
Jackback.
Fudge.
Oh, it's same.
Lips with the nature.
Up there.
Oh, man.
Honey.
Good.
Hobbit.
Now.
Who...
Play.
Hello.
Yep.
Let's skip on that one.
Oh.
Hell with that.
Puff a lobe.
Pison.
Puff a lobe.
Oh.
Oh, it's a rhino.
There's still threat on the map.
That's a thing though.
Oh, fuck it is.
I didn't even threaten the thing.
An animal's a thing, or you guys.
Everything is thing.
Or it's nothing.
Oh shit.
Kind of.
It's found in the same place as Swah.
What?
Get it.
it is the moment
that's crazy
it's crazy
it still blows me away the man it's not that deep
I learned that in my vote
I have motion fucking crazy, but I honestly thought they could die up to like a thousand meters below sea level
That's crazy
It's a story about an unsettling happy household
Time to be good
Oh, house
So movie called
Let's go home
And the Darth Batties
Oh
Yeah, that was good
Yeah, I was touching my nose.
I fucking love the Adam's family man.
You mean before the dark party I was like that's not my duty.
You're a big Adam's head.
I have a big Adam's head.
The blue my mother always thought cousin it could deep dive like I thought he could go up
down the ground.
Yeah.
Hair is too buoyant.
Yeah.
I have freaking pee.
He's trying to eat cousin it's pussy you can't find it
Jesus
What the thing does where it is the
Go thing though no flare base that'd be fucked up
But it's alive
We're still gonna stock
People get stuck in like mine's all the time
We're gonna hide my
I watched one film from Italy this year
Yeah.
Hmm.
What was it?
He has a high-stacle thieves?
Oh, that's French.
Um, apparently was challenges.
News to me.
Well, it's an Italian director.
A fuck, that checks out, buddy.
53 from the USA, man.
It's like a, this is like a, this is like a.
Like a 20-fogner, you posted a holy shit.
Yeah, that thing.
Dude, it took me so long.
This isn't enough.
That's a really funny
I just feel like little kids going around saying I want a fuggler is going to be problematic
These are for adults. These are for big adults. I literally have to walk right here
I'm not sure if I'm going to do something like garage, right now
I'm probably interested in fugglers
My fuggler is crazy right now. I sold my funko pops for fugglers. Yeah, that should make fugglers look like your people from the funko pops though
You know, the Funko people, but they aren't the Funko people just like people?
Yeah, but they shouldn't be.
They should have like a Steve Bushemi fuggler and like,
this one, it could be this one.
I think that's why he said it.
I'm actually attracted to Steve Bushemi, not in the lies.
It's a good dude.
He gets a lot of flashes because he's kind of just the easy go-to guy for like,
hey, he's different looking what's called him up.
When your homie comes out, it's Steve's sexual.
Okay.
It's a spectrum, man.
Oh shit.
I was looking at my little box here in review.
I catch a good man, each other. It's very cute.
What's your favorite movie?
I'm just just a sin, bro.
Yeah, what is Ryan?
I'm confused.
This one.
Oh, I'm kind of killed the vibes.
I've killed the vibes.
This is so good.
And it's unforgettable.
Did I just cry today?
Oh, okay.
Oh, that yeah.
That's terrible.
That's not that bad, but it's pretty bad.
That's pretty bad.
That is not that data vote is way too old to be saying.
That's insane.
That's a way way, there are seven people.
There's different people.
He has 88 degrees outside right now.
No shot.
Not woke temperature.
Go look, all right, go look cancel the weather. That's fucked up. Let's say we're born then
We're fucked man, dude. I was locked. It was so funny. There was so many of my chat
Who was born in that year and it was in the username and every time they type to go like, oh, that's
No, like what's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? Wait, please. What's wrong?
And then the exponent to him and he was like, oh
What the hell you got a shot now? We got a type
Yeah, I'm not taking it personally, y'all working.
Why do we have so much time this time?
It's fine.
Bubble.
I did not have a bubble, I did not have a bubble that time.
I could have done one more and he might have played him.
Oh, our gamer and...
I think it's crazy shit.
My insane thing to be not have like twice as long as usual to, right?
I'm really good.
Yeah, I think poop pizza got cut off.
I don't know what I'm sure it's really money you guys wrote,
dish sponge and put it all on.
I got two of the same thing but one has like flare on it.
Or on the flare I guess.
Okay, I don't know what the fuck to do with this man.
in
Oh, many of you guys wrote hello or capitalists sort of work outside.
Doesn't have any capitalists.
Nope.
Brownies, time travelers.
I wrote like dog cock and like shit.
I thought that didn't mean that stuff. That would have been great.
I wrote shit factory and hot dog.
I literally wrote so many guys.
I genuinely think the game is broken and does not put in the answer.
I got good ones.
No, I got hate is so I'm gonna win.
I'm sorry.
Maybe it only gives you one because I didn't get one each time.
It was just one time it was Sidney and I didn't want to do that for the seventh time.
No, I think I'd be in it's literally the most popular baby. I'd be having that time with this conversation, so I
Bye, bow
Thank you
Oh, that was good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
What's the good tree inside for each side?
A mayor lemon.
Or a Norfolk time.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's a beautiful, actually.
All right, Justin. Okay.
If you ever tried butt plugging, that's when you put a thing up there and it makes you come way harder.
The rest of the 50% change you're looking at is the 50-50 chance that you're doing.
I'm okay with that.
It's crazy.
I had the plug.
I had flared butt plug.
It's my option.
That's so funny.
It's split difference between most people and hello is this thing on?
Okay.
The other the other joke would have been you like a hundred to zero.
I would have been amazing.
Okay.
It's render your verdict.
I kind of liked that one though, Paul. I'm gonna lie.
No, I think it's funny, but like the other joke is it's you but better.
Oh, that was, who put a low? That's good.
To be the move to slow the joke and be really realize.
To just think the Nalor would they're asking you for and just type like a
same thing.
I could do.
I don't think I got any.
I never see my words silly.
Who put flared bucklet? I did untlayered bucklet. There was a flared bucklet.
You're telling me there were three bucklugs. That's great. I didn't see that. Yeah, bucklet.
My grandma said the best thing about macaroni in cheeses is no one can tell you. You've used too much cheese as you've got to make more than one.
Mac and cheese. It's funny and it's plausible.
I'm going to tell you how many avocados does it take to change a light bulb?
Three, one to screw it in, and two to fuck!
Nice!
Fuck you!
Yeah, we're bad.
That's like a Justin Man at a time, answer man.
That's for that.
He's fucking the avocados.
I know the avocados are fucking each other.
No, I'm fucking the avocados.
Oh, there's a deep note.
Are you all in a connoe if I didn't you read about the two four me to fuck?
Are you putting them like side by side and fucking the gap?
No, you take the hell out and I was...
Yeah!
Yeah, let's say it was.
Yeah, that's like Sean, I couldn't watch.
You're no one.
Mama on your side and there's no one.
Thank you, thank you.
I mean, his was not a joke. It was more like a...
No, I know he was a bad guy.
Kind of as a joke, because there is such a thing as too much cheese.
Yeah, if you hear something, so brownies are just a fancy version of blondies.
Where are you going?
Oh, it's fine though.
Isn't it kind of the other way around?
Shut up.
Oh, it's in there.
Now you want to punch a hole in the hook.
You ever know what it's how John Lippkao looks like?
He's always confused by what you said, but trying to be supportive and proud.
Just like him up.
Yeah.
I looked up that wall to kind of picture it would have been one exception
You got an exception on your wall
Look at the fuck room
He's not looking like that when he's talking to the spaceship
So he wrote John Leth go
What just say in by one of the head
Why not?
Kid, I'll be like pussy fart
He's the Trinity Killer
He's not looking like that when he's not looking like that when he's talking to the spaceship
So Harry Hoyler is that he's the Trinity Killer
He's the Trinity Killer
It's Henry's
I'm good.
Wow.
Our next comic is ready to hit the stage.
I'm not gonna tell you what you're talking about.
I don't want to make something done yet on that.
I'm a nasty little butt plurge.
Wow.
There's a lure to plurge your ears.
You're welcome to follow your welcome.
I'm so old.
Okay.
Like I said, my money will come up as so good.
I'm so old.
I'm so old, I remember when Slender Man was Slumpboy.
That's pretty good, you got it on that idea.
Thank you, thank you.
You know, man, but it's just really short and wide Slender Man.
Pugsly coated.
It's me happy.
Yeah.
Put him in a striped shirt, that's Pugsly, bro.
Yeah?
Waldo?
Yeah, they'll be all tall skinny strife.
World though.
Damn.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Splitting the cow.
Oh, what the fuck?
Not that one boat.
It's hard.
What the fuck?
Even in the block going for our next mountain.
Every boat matters.
That's it.
They all count.
Puppi looks like a cross between Jack Sparrow and Colonel Stephen Lockjaw.
That's one battle after another, I know them.
But I just thought I had a good day for a little more stuff to talk to.
He has pop-i energy.
I think pop-i was a good person.
They haven't seen that.
I guess it was very bad.
When I was a kid, we didn't have friends.
We had all in the family.
Friends was an onion.
They didn't get it.
He's right.
She didn't have the race in the sky.
Can I say something?
Yeah.
He's a reference to.
Can I just say something?
Say that, can I start?
Could we start the conversation at his is also a reference
before you fucking kill me for making a reference
to one battle after another in my life?
This is a reference book, but you know,
popular show on television,
you're referencing a specific character from a movie
that you have to pay $25 to see.
But the best movie of last year.
It's also, we didn't have friends like,
you think that's what could be next.
You were just like, here's what Popeye looks like.
Well, I didn't fucking write Popeye.
Okay, I just chose it because the other one was like,
one of them said, like, Jack balls in mouth,
there's something like that.
I didn't know what to do with that.
Look at it, I'm crazy about that.
It was cool for me, it was like Mr. Peanut.
I wore a hat and monical and died from a peanut allergy.
That would be fun to call the kid that died from a peanut allergy.
He's not doing the shit, he's not doing the shit.
What do you do with that?
He's dead and raised the monical on.
Well, I think name is earned,
because I'm human right now.
Look down to the V, man.
Wait, what?
It was so small.
I thought it was a big thing.
It didn't turn.
It's fucking crazy.
Yeah, but what you did really came to play what we were having at.
My doctor said I have a bad case of the big bazondas because my name is
Sheldon.
Oh my god.
My nameless shelter.
I like that one.
That's probably not.
That's probably.
I call my bedroom the TGI for this because I'm wearing a vest and have all the flair
Friend
Was the big band guy yes, and my name a shell then is also another reference to the movie 22 jumps to my name
I'm a shell
You got the it's like two references
You are you for a
He's a reference to office space can am I fucking am I fucking a boy?
What's the couple standard? I'm fucking freaking out
To the restaurant to the restaurant to the restaurant to the restaurant to the restaurant to the restaurant to the restaurant to the restaurant player
If you have a job in a vacuum, it doesn't work like hell.
But if you suck it up, it will burn a fucking shit up.
Look at you.
Who knew a joke boat would do this to us?
Well, get ready because we got time to one more.
Yeah, we do.
Oh no.
We're not doing too joke.
I'm actually happy we have to know what we are.
I'm logged into the game.
We have a new code.
It's a new game.
Yeah exactly.
It's not so many more references to make.
Make
This sucks. Oh man. That sucks. That thing isn't that it sucks.
I made a joke with no reference. It's just a it's a singularly funny noise.
It's just it just.
Oh, it's me. Oh, fucking who was me.
Oh, no.
the
of
the
I can't sell it.
Oh, I think it's weird like I blocked it. I had my heart.
That's good.
I don't want that thick blood, man.
Oh.
Okay, I got a good voice.
I got a good one.
Middle school for me was like Mr. Peanut.
No, here we go.
They call him the an elephant.
They threw a peanut to me.
They call him an elephant.
They're like, I can't believe you.
Are you doing mandarin from something like that? Yeah, I am and three
I think it's bully
That's one
Type of shit you never forget. Oh, I said that
What I got one vote?
I voted for you. I liked it. Off I won percent
Wait, I was trying to make a reference, because I thought that was not allowed in
2026.
Yeah, you can do whatever you want.
Yeah.
I call my bedroom the TGI Fridays because there, it's always Friday and today it is Friday.
Yeah.
Is this a reference to the movie Friday?
But is it?
It's a reference to the movie Friday.
It's a reference to the song Friday.
the
reference of the
television
to
there were backup black trajectories one of the more wild parts of the last decade because she's like making
bangers back man yeah it's very it's very crazy that came there it has been you ever notice how John
lift down looks like the Trinity killer really got two jokes had a John with go huh yeah
Yeah, you're going to get all in the family, which I just didn't think I could be.
I thought about it.
You're giving me a chance at least by picking my prompts.
Yeah, you do get a lot of bonus points for both of you.
You do get a lot of points to the career.
So you might just win this one.
Yeah, that's true.
Thanks for the job, let's get a lot of points to really serve.
I should give points for him saying John, let's go.
Right.
Ryan said it like that.
And the meta of this is to pick like make too bad or mid jokes.
And then people kind of go up against you also fail.
and then you get a bunch of bonus points for it.
We're getting bonus points in the bedroom tonight.
All right, school.
How many of a coddles does it take to change your light bulb?
Three, one to screw it in and two to double the value
of the house.
All right, that's pretty funny.
Hey, he's pretty weird.
But what is it that to do with the light bulb?
It's better than fucked up.
And having a fuck, I am making a reference
to like the state of the housing market.
So like I guess it's fucking sucks, actually.
That's a reference.
but or avocado is just being expensive.
I like the one that's there.
I'm the one who's when you sell it.
I genuinely do have to like go to the UPS to our closest and hour.
Hopefully only have time for a joke but that's where they only have time for one.
You're just going to speed.
You're all gonna pass.
No, it's a controller right now.
I thought they said I have a bad case of the big bazongas because I accidentally hired a single-use plastic surgeon
Could be so then was single-use plastic surgeon
Okay, okay
Oh my god, man, I don't even should don't get it you give me plastic
Yeah, give me bad place
They're bad bad being wise on this my single use class
Why did I just think right is welcome when it was my joke ever almost like oh when the mind I'm happy again
Like are there multi use plastic surgery
This is so many unnecessary variables. Why is it accidentally? Why can't it be on purpose that it happened?
You be stupid if you hired a someone to put plastic boobs in your
I'm so old I remember when Slender Man was could film me up with that dirty thing
I'll shit get the ran over the place
Biting in me
No, no, we hate pun boy. Don't push good
That's what the fuck
That's now nation you're on the war in the fascination. I'm never
indic name is earned
No, because I'm always joyier and I died
I thought the guy is a reference. I don't think a guy is a name of VRN is pretty sweet
Yeah, oh shi-
Always Troy you're an errantroyer's crazy
I think we can do an 8-month job vote.
He's gonna list the new plans for his business.
Yes, I know the Prince my slip if they don't have to go to a stables and go back to the
Piestor.
Oh, that's not good.
I'll do them, trust it.
I don't know, you could just like type in some words here too.
I could have been leave.
You don't even have to tell me what the hell is this time? You don't have to tell boards this time.
No, you do. What are you talking about?
Oh shit, no, of course, absolutely.
That's all right, I'm not gonna tell.
I don't know what, that's not gonna be good for anyone, I'm sorry.
and
it is a lot longer
you're a thing they patched it did
I didn't do it for the last time.
Yeah, I can feel like brands, man.
You're not even thinking about it for the last time,
so maybe it's good that I did bad.
Not that the guy who the fucks this is.
Nobody typed sleds and skeletons, man.
Can you not put random football players?
You don't have to pick Kyler Murray.
That was for a part.
I think that's what my choice is. Great. Now I got these. Awesome.
I had this is the fucking worst.
Haha, alright, I really love water.
This shit's funny man.
I gotta eat this.
You guys are going to get so mad when you see what I love for that.
No, I'm going to stay with you when it is.
I mean, hopefully.
I hate myself.
I'm going to put like socks and shoes on.
I understand it.
I don't understand it.
He might have just had phones on.
I don't even want to say this.
Every time I've ever been in a UPS store.
The old person in the of all time is in front of me.
And they're taking forever to do like just to send an Amazon packet back.
Literally if one person isn't thrown at you at the UPS store, it's like a 58 minute delay. It's universal
There's the love of a joke. I
Really help it's good. I like the more to do that is joke the worst it is
You have a tried, CB and E.
That's when you smash a symbol after a wicked drum fill.
I guess like a zillion.
Okay.
No, there's a word that's, say, being racist.
Joe, Joe, say, being a joking.
Okay, Ray Romano, chill out.
I'm so dumb.
I thought French were fries.
That's pretty good.
That's never been done in this game before.
That's Mepel's move.
I mean I instantly picked it. I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean mine songs.
Mine's the right joke.
Folks.
Are you loving your nipples right now?
No, you're jealous.
This is why you have to do two joke balls
because you gotta get this like man.
The first one is like you're fighting against the inevitable, which is that it's going to suck.
And in the second one, you lean into the inevitable.
You're making a fight against our win.
A group of push notifications walk into a bar and get hurt because the door has a
pulled notifications sticker.
Oh, okay, okay.
She's...
That's a joke.
I'm a nasty little unflared but plug-on.
Because it's my preferred method of enostimulation.
And I died, fuck you!
He said never has.
You should have stacked more parentedacles with any other.
I missed it as joke.
I didn't know if I think yours was so good just because it was so long.
I didn't think you were on a journey and the further away you get the more you're like,
there's no way this is going to make sense.
And then it goes.
It just gets worse as you know.
You're just like a fangus and then you tell them you say fucking me
You're just like you're just like you were just out for me last time
I thought I could back on that train
Marriage is a lot like burns
You trolly your best
You're like in the middle
I'm not pussy.
Because I'm a pussy.
It's weird I like Ryan for but I'm a little bit of a vote for Justin.
You've got to put on that after more.
You're cool, dude.
I think I'm ready to play the game now.
Tidily, I need to let him get her to the left.
I need my name on the table.
Oh no, no, no.
Oh, no, no, no.
Oh no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's all good.
I got to, how many laces does it take to change?
You like bulb?
Three, one, discrew it in, and two, to tie the knot.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I gave you, you should, you have such a possibility here, man.
All you.
What is it going to be the right one?
I have more chopsticks than.
That's your joke.
Is that what you're dying at?
I don't know.
He's a crazy guy.
Oh my god, I can't see him.
Oh my god, it's a wrecked ratio dude, it's like the more he laughs at it, the worse it's going to be, it's going to be dude, I mean it's going to be like it was so on this dude, I thought there's that I have a bad case with the chips
because I'm anti-pot
pot.
It's a poker joke, it's a poker, I'm anti-pock.
It's anti-pock.
Yeah, yeah.
It's irreversibly anti-pock.
Yeah, it's a lot ruined, obviously.
What's the difference between most people and Wafers?
Wafers have layers.
Damn.
Wow.
Hard fans.
Yeah, fuck you people.
Really?
Damn.
Stolic Corey.
I got it.
That's a girl.
20, 20, 26.
You're the sculler.
Fuck it.
It's my brother.
That's one.
But if you're anti-pott, are you anti-vax as well?
No, those mutually exclusive, but I don't know.
I mean, you're at the doctor, I don't know.
I actually feel ill.
Do you think you can get vaccinated with pot?
What's this going on?
I got my pot and vaccine.
I wish.
I'm around the last one next to me.
Are you just...
My hometown's nickname is the ball pit.
Because it's filled with urine.
I thought he was going to be filled with balls.
I thought I was saying...
I was like, yeah, I stopped because it's rude to read over his jar,
but I didn't think he was going to say with balls.
My family is like, er, and Troyer.
The room in right now, six feet on the under.
I learned how to say the finally on the step.
More like one foot under.
They don't bury you based on your height.
They bury everybody in the same room.
That was a joke for me.
That was crazy.
How did it do that on a joke?
That's crazy.
So we're clearly revealing this.
It was the joke he was laughing at the whole thing.
No, no, it's not good to have that.
That's where you look into the balls and see above the waistband.
But...
It's like a bearish ball, like a bearish ball.
Okay, okay.
Look at a door ball.
God created the clowns by giving Pittsburgh an NFL franchise.
Ah, right, baby, baby, who'd that?
Who'd that?
That's not the first time blue in the jungle who'd that, the Saints do.
The Bengals go who'd they?
Who'd that? Say, go and beat them, Ravens.
And the Marines go, who'd that?
They do.
They do, right? He's right.
What that was, I put, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk is my word.
You know, he gets a point for you, but looking into someone's balls, I think it was a pair of scopes.
It is really funny. It is really fucking funny.
Yeah, I do want to crank it so you can get a bit of view.
Yeah, you're cranking it like the cock is going like, right?
Right, right, right, right.
Yeah, I can't believe the puppetry of the penis.
The penis viewers burned.
It breaks the edge.
Ravens, I'm a Ravens fan for life throw, right, or die.
We should start hunting tonight.
We got to start Tyler Huntley.
He's not the largest in his starting. I'm so much wash. We need we need Tyler Huntley out there
John Harbar you listening give me Huntley tonight
We're seeing probably better just even the car yet. No, no
I'm gonna see if there's any of these I want to even answer them. I have a similar boat. I count this one a leave
I'm locked in I'm ready
My mind's a killer.
Mmm.
Hi Bear.
Nice in.
I'm pretty shocked about the stealers thing too.
Yeah, no.
I had to join the discord just to say that.
That's fair.
Games not till Saturday.
That's why they need to start hunt late tonight.
Get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get some snaps, bro.
Haven't worked because I don't want to seize a flower's drop any of those hungry long bombs
a character in like a British round com he does
I've been long balls. Apparently it's on Sunday in American room pumps that just go to like Harry
So right
It is fried, that's a lone care man.
Maybe the title is funny, if you're, look, it is where every met Sally.
Every met Sally.
If she was a bit silly, wouldn't she, shouldn't they?
Where do we now go?
If she's a real nodule, met Sheila.
It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever typed in my life.
Oh, you want what's best to have a nodule, you do do do.
60C preference. Have you heard about the cock scope challenge? That's where you attach a forex, so your thing, so you can hit the pussy shot from across a range.
Yeah, it is. Two-year-old. Two-year-old cock. Yeah, I attached the forex to you. I had a backspace like at nine different times.
So I didn't quite get the right grammar you're working against it having having like
Frameless for me as like looking into the balls. It's like an airplane style physical comedy that is
You can't compete with what I know the ball. I see it on the top. It's crazy
I don't know what it means. It doesn't have an A next is the real
I just got a red dot man
How many laces does he take to change a light bulb?
Three, one to screw it in and two to make some nice panties to get wedged up my crack.
You know I need two laces for that?
Huh?
I don't know.
I'm playing and I know that's a mouth answer.
It is crazy you joined just a hate like we're in the end of the same way
Like I'm mad that I couldn't make it
Yeah, because I really wanted to play. It's what's like a hate
I'm not gonna move your sequel. I'm into today. What?
No, I got moved to March dude. Oh
No
I was a thought she was three months upon Jimmy months of a doctor to lay
Hey, look, it was a worthy worthy sacrifice because we all had fun
Marriage is a lot like Irons and Burt
Like a married couple in a lot of ways. Yeah, yeah, they literally are in a civil partnership
They make it known. Well, I personally don't think puppets should be able to get married
Whoa
That's the one!
You're gonna win Joke, buddy?
Yeah, you just gave Joke the one.
Oh, you thought what are you talking about?
I still got it.
That's the one.
I actually, I feel sorry.
I had to be right, like my right shoulder started doing that.
You laughed too hard.
I had more chopsticks than.
Oh fuck.
Asia.
Oh!
Oh, it's bigger than China.
Yeah, bigger than China.
Oh, oh my goodness.
Oh shit.
Oh, we're talking about the band age that was smaller than Jax.
Well, he only had like eight chopsticks.
What if Chibli was talking about the wrestler, REST and P.C.
Try it out.
There was a little boy.
That's what he was talking about.
China China China is real.
Oh, good.
She probably wouldn't know that, too.
Oh, oh, wait.
They got no respect.
They got no respect for the original man.
I have voted for the original.
He's probably gonna win because people picked to his two jokes.
So he can get some more points.
I think Emily is like a friend you show her.
Many mees.
I'm not a fuck.
That's not a real one here.
Not a real one.
I'm a kill.
Yeah, you got to know that.
That's not a real one.
I'm a kill.
I thought it was a kid.
It was a kid.
Yeah.
Also, my parents are not bigger than me, that's 37 years old.
You can't, is not bald, by the way.
What does that mean? You're 38 years old.
They're shaking.
That's true.
Thank you for the button.
I'm so dumb. I thought French were...
Gyps.
I don't laugh at that.
It's really good.
I'll tell you what to laugh at.
I like it.
I'm going with fries for the same reason.
I'm going with China.
It has the symbol,
symbolic,
alliteration.
It's got the syllabus a bit.
It has this a lot with alliteration.
It'll be in literary.
Symbols a ball.
It's the beginning.
French equals fries.
I don't want to be on camera St. chopsticks equals China, but for the purposes of the analogy, this is what he says.
I just want to clear my name. I googled what country has the most chopstick.
I think he made a safe bet. I think he made a very safe bet.
That's funny.
I'm a nasty little unflared butt flood because I didn't get it at TGI Fridays.
All right, all right.
Sir.
Holy shit, that sentence.
I don't get a flare on it the flare
That's all folks
Let it comes after oh
He in the alphabet
It's okay, I believe the game is just scored in the balls damn
Jiblin
You're happy Ryan
I do you let him thank you real hard
All right, you're all great, but I gotta go bow later
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's funny that like, they think is a little offensive
to associate chopsticks with China, when it's actually valid.
The thing that actually makes it scary to joke about is finding out
that maybe chopsticks were actually invented in like another Asian country
and then the people from that country are pissed off that you are pretending
that China invented it.
That's what you really scare you.
It's finding out that that shit was actually invented in like Cambodia or something like that and then all the Cambodian viewers are like, hey, what the fuck?
What the fuck, man?
I don't know honestly.
Which country invented sticks?
Six-seven! Six-seven!
Alright, I'll send you over to my wife's stream, enjoy yourself and have a good weekend. Don't worry there from China.
Well, what's your favorite kind of chopsticks?
All be honest, chopsticks are one of those, it's a weird piece of flatware where I actually
think the disposable ones are like better than the permanent ones.
Like the huge Chinese plastic ones are slippery and the metallic ones are really embarrassing
if you drop one, but the ones you get from like a shitty sushi take out are always
like so good man. Yeah the wooden ones have some friction man.
No, 985 jokes. Fuck.
Typically I forgot about 95. 985.
Apparently he's an area code in Louisiana. So all we need is little laying to drop a song with 95
as the hook, and then we can do 95, 95, anyway later.