you
When you want your Marty, I don't know, man.
I don't know, have I told you my problem in movies these days at least movies in the theater?
Maximum length for an activity for a five-year-old is like three hours.
Every movie is so long these days that you can't see it in three hours when you factor in the travel time to get to and from the destination.
If a movie is 140 minutes long, you can't go see it in a three hour break when your
kid's at an activity. Because you got to factor in eight minutes of commercials, 15 minutes
of trailers, the driving time to and from each destination, it can't be done, man.
I got a wait till it comes out for like a 799 on rental, and then when it comes up
for 799 on rental, I'll save it for a Saturday for a 180-minute ride.
And then I can do 140 minutes of Marty Supreme, and I can also do 40 minutes of key
MPL season 1.
Just show up when the movie starts.
Yeah, I don't control when the movie starts at the theater, though.
like that would be sick if I could just if I owned the movie theater I could be like hey guys I'm here
I'm sorry 1207 showing of Marty's supreme is starting right now. I wish man that would maybe buying a movie theater is the fucking
Take it man. Seems like a pretty good investment right now.
Go 20 minutes late. Am I freaking the fuck out? I don't choose when it starts. So I can't just show up 20 minutes late.
If I could choose to show up 20 minutes late, I would choose to show up on time.
How long would the NL documentary be?
Don't go see the NL documentary.
If it comes out, that's going to be one of those ones where it's going to be like 71 minutes.
You're going to be like, oh man, should I even watch this shit?
They didn't even have the commitment to make it a 90 minute documentary.
They got this 72 minutes and said, that's enough?
No, man.
Oh, it was narrated by Furner Herzog.
Still think about the time that you got shot in an interview.
And then the interviewer was like,
you want to go to the hospital and he was like,
and the wound is insignificant to something like that.
Drop some German wisdom like that.
It is not the significant wound.
That's why no one watches AOL blast.
So, I happened to 50 cent, low key, don't tell them I said this.
There's no doubt getting shot is traumatic.
But it couldn't have been that bad if he got shot at nine times and not only survived,
But like, I mean, he was built after that.
Like, he seemed pretty much fine at least physically.
It's one of those things, I think,
Ockham's Razer is not, he's obviously not a superhero.
He obviously does not have the super serum
coursing through his veins.
So the fact that he survived nine shots
means that the bullets couldn't have been that bad.
It's Ockham's Razer, bro.
So, I know other choice last night, two thumbs up, your fucking art mod you
me is pissing me off.
I saw Brooklyn and I gave it two stars.
These are not real care, it's a nice story, the story's nice, the story's sweet, the
characters are not real people, they're not well rounded, they have no, there's no meat
on the bones, the characters just go places and do things, they express no
in theory already, they have no point to have an in a negative impulse, do they get tempted
by something happens? Nothing happens.
then I fucking, I'm eight minutes from the end of, uh, you hurt my feelings, the Tobias Menzy's,
uh, Julia Louis Dreyfus movie. Why did I watch this? Two stars, no heart, laborious,
middle-aged New York bullshit. I do not fucking care. I do not why am I watching this. I need
to get crave again and watch sinners, man. I need to get crave and watch
and watch centers. Yes, you do. I do. Maybe I'll do that. Maybe I'll do. I was going to watch
centers today, but I saw it was like 150 minutes long, and I was like, it's hard to finish
a bike ride and then have 60 minutes left in a movie. That's rough.
Plus Craven the Hunter. That's true Craven the Hunter.
We'll get a report on Bogonia.
Yep, three and a half stars in a heart, but it's like a thinking man's three and a half stars.
It's the kind of three and a half stars that kind of sticks in your head, not the kind of
three and a half stars like roof man where you're like, that's just kind of, that was
pleasant enough.
Have you seen the Korean original?
When you wrote that, did you think that there was any chance that the answer to that
question was going to be in the affirmative direction?
You know that I fucking have not seen the Korean original.
You know that until I started talking on stream about watching Bagania, that I didn't
even know it was based on a Korean movie.
So what do you, what do you fucking think?
What do you think?
witness your honor, objection, fucking sustains. I hope myself in
content. There's a Korean sinners. Yeah, the handmaiden. They did
just want to mob me. They wanted to mob me in world cinema.
Check and breast to them expensive switched over to pork loin.
I can understand that I do have to say that's a L for you.
It's a W for your finances, but it's an L for you.
Pork loin in non-toncotsu forms is not a great cut in my opinion.
I'm the pork tender loin hater.
Pork, I really feel for me personally. You need the, you need the fat. You need the chop.
You need a little bit of the belly or something like that. You need something with a little bit of pork fat to keep it from
just becoming like a, like a protein sponge.
Buck pork in general. I pork may legit be like the best meat. I just think the tenderloin kind of sucks.
We are not fucking the pig. I wasn't thinking about as a season one episode, one
of Blackmear. You know what I was thinking? I'm like half being serious, okay? I'm half
being serious on this. I think if the Prime Minister just held frame and went, yeah, I'll
fuck the pig to save the country or whatever and was like whatever, it's not a big deal.
I think it would have been totally fine.
It's the fact that they made it such a big deal and he was like, I don't want to
fuck the pig.
Oh, this is going to be horrible.
That's how the terrorist win, bro.
If he went, fuck it, I'm fucking the fucking pig and just fucking did it.
And then button back up, I think that the dude who instigate that shit will be like,
well, what the fuck, man?
That's pretty much all I had.
say if he popped a blue to your exactly right he popped a blue to you and got to work
episode could have been fifteen minutes longer whatever
you didn't want to
know that he's a fucking prime minister bro you got to take the bullet that's the
you want the election out of the big
i'm sure when you're the prime minister you got to do lots of shit you don't want
to do
I'm not saying it would have been like the best day on the job.
Not the worst day either.
Well, it depends.
Are we talking about Liz trust here?
She didn't even last.
As long as the lettuce.
She got out lasted by the lettuce, man.
Remember that?
It is funny how even though the UK and Canada are so similar, they're inverted, funhouse
mirror versions of themselves when it comes to their prime ministers.
I'm 37 years old, and I think there's been three prime ministers in my lifetime.
You are three years old and you've had 37 prime ministers in your lifetime.
Kind of crazy to think about.
Anyway, we're going to do 49 minutes of the dolls.
And then we're going to do 2 hours of PUBG and then we're going to do 2 hours of jackbox.
simple. So we're doing only the heat on the dose.
One second, typing.
Let me see. What may she? What's the best all ever made?
connections. Next question.
We're back with turbo dojo.
By the way, I'm honestly, a lot of people in
Bogonia, or speaking about Bogonia are saying the best part of it was the
Chapel Rones line of the start. Now listen, that good luck made not even
Chapel Rones best song. That's obviously casual.
And I know you're going to say red wine, supernova, connect with the party yourself that
would love to be knee deep in the passenger seat, okay?
I was able to do it, you should be able to do it too.
Also, you've outed yourself and not even necessarily in a bad way, but you've outed yourself
as a subtitle user, because trust me, as someone who actually I was going to say, as
someone who watched the movie and only knew what song it was because the subtitle said
Chapel Row and Good Luck Babes playing.
That's I could only know that because I could only see that.
I could not hear that.
But then I also remembered.
I watched it with Shocks open run,
bone conducting headphones on with a fan next to me running
as fast as it possibly could.
So maybe the mix was actually a little bit easier
to hear the music if you were not in that exact situation.
So there enough.
Where was the fan going?
Well, like pretty much right in my ear.
This is Willard.
This is goodwill hunting.
This is the Florida project.
I don't know why I keep guessing if they don't have it in the game.
William H. Macy, an aged William H. Macy.
I don't know what you could be.
or a lini, and then isn't this the kid...
This is just Jacob Tromble, isn't it?
I mean, Tim Bradbury, I'm Jacob Tromble,
you're something I've recognized you, but the eyebrows are also...
You're kind of giving, like,
shouldn't say this about a little kid.
It's giving, like, sloppy.
It's giving sloppy, the ventriloquist dummy from...
Goosebumps, you know what I'm talking about? It's a little slappy coated if I may,
especially with the plaid shirt. It's a little slappy. It's obviously room, and that
is Jacob Drombley. Now that I see the, why do you put the room in the first picture, man?
Then I would have gotten it, because I've seen it. Obviously, and you're not even looking
like sloppy here it was all the shirt man yeah that's room that shirt is kind of
fire though that shirt is kind of sick so type of shit that like he would be
wearing these days hundred percent is it problematic to say and I think room is a
great movie is it problematic to say it got worse once she got out of the room
And the movie was better when she was in the room, not saying she shouldn't have escaped,
obviously.
But for the purposes of entertainment, which is what all movies should be at their base
level.
In the final three minutes of an epic, 36-32 division around battle against the Saints,
this NFC West quarterback had the longest rushed TD of his career and, through, I would
expect the quarterback to probably throw the game-winning TD, NFC West quarterback,
against the saints in an epic 36 to 32 divisional round battle. The NFC West is the Seahawks.
So I'm going to say that you are Russell Wilson. Broncos Country, let's ride.
Nevermind.
Doesn't even say the year?
Well, bar stool assumes that if you know if you get a football question, you remember
the game.
Alex Smith, the TV commentator, this Pacific Division team drafted Mark DeZole in 2007,
but he wouldn't come to America for another year and in the time between they traded
his rights to Memphis, Los Angeles Clippers, 2026 winter Olympics will be hosted in two
Italian cities, Cortina D'Ampezo and this city, which also obviously is my password for
Papa Johnson, the answer is Milan, when the Olympics question is geography, I appreciate
that. Melon, what never asked a man, his salary, a woman, her age, or millenies, engineers
to build you a hockey rink. That's the three truths in life. I just saved you a lot of
heartache. Learn that lesson as early as possible. Since 1974, the golf has been produced
by Volkswagen, I'm guessing. Right. That's, that's Ricky Jervais. And I know you, and
I know that I know you, but I don't know your name. You are in that new show with
Kim Kardashian and you're like a serious actress and you're not McKenzie Davies, but I
I always associate you with McKenzie Davies for some reason.
Your name is, and it's not 80 Falco.
I'm guessing you're probably typing 80 Falco a lot right now
that keep the joke running.
Oh, I can see your eyebrows.
I can see your eyebrows.
I can see your face.
I can see your forehead.
What is your name?
I don't know.
I'm going to say 80 Falco, obviously it's not right.
What's your name?
Sarah Paulson, her name is Sarah Paulson.
His food brand produced by Nissan is known for flavors like chicken or beef, but offers
wilder varieties like lemon pepper wings and can't fire some more.
So this is its instant ramen, but I don't know which one Nissan makes.
But noodles, I guess, couple noodles, we take those.
After shelly long exited, cursed the alley played Rebecca Howe on Cheers, finally some real
cinema.
Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams started in this 2012 romantic drama where a husband
is the work his way back into his wife's heart after she wakes up with severe memory loss.
It's not PSI love you, that's the one where he dies, but he left there a bunch of letters,
or she can't ever feel like he's ever really gone and risk possibly remaring and finding
love and being happy.
And then there's like the astronauts' wife and then there's the time traveler's wife.
I don't know what this one is.
Probably 22 Jump Street.
I judge Judy.
I'm going to say judge Judy for this one.
This artist is most known for his 2008 debut single, Let It Rock featuring Lil Wayne.
Absolutely no idea.
No, I wouldn't even know where to guess.
Most known.
Here's why it's hard to come up with a plausible guess.
He's most known for a song I've never heard of.
of. So anybody that I can think of, I'm thinking of based on a different song, which
is more famous than this one, which means it can't possibly be correct. So I have
to just divine the name from nothing, because every clue that I have in my brain is pointing
me towards something that could not possibly be true by definition. There go, and it
It starts with a B and then an A and you are,
this is,
let's say this is the E Street Band,
the Charlie Daniels Band.
I'm gonna say that you are,
why am I scrolling like it matters?
You're definitely baby bash.
That would have been crazy.
And you would know what did it Kevin Rudolf. I wasn't even close, man. How was I so far off?
Alex Smith, the Lakers, Sarah Paulson, the Vow. I did not know that Kevin Rudolf.
Go listen to the song. You know it. We don't have time for that today. Okay? We don't have time for the,
Let's see if I really have never heard this song and most of the time I really have never heard this song.
I swear I'm still at that one time that one time you thought there was no chance I never heard Pompeii.
I could not even tell you how Pompeii goes and I've heard it once now.
I know what's thought is with oh, oh, something like that.
you've heard let it rock for sure I don't I don't think I have two thousand eight
what was I rocking two thousand eight what was I rocking I was listening to a lot
of lost camp of senos to be honest with you I had the guest
Or is it a lot of boys with Canada but that's just that's ultimate studying music
to be honest.
Panama, Alabama, banana ram, Bahama, interesting.
Padjama, Padjama, Bahama, pork pie.
These are types of hats, man.
Pork pie could not be anything other than a type of hat.
Oh, Yettie, are you here?
How'd on the white veranda?
She wears a neck tie and a pant of my hat.
That, and they say Bob Dylan's not educational.
It's called the School of Hard knocks, bro.
Who passed, put shows of place from,
ah, I did it wrong already.
Another time and face.
She looks in nothing like that.
It is crazy that Yettie missed his moment.
You see, you're all day yesterday trying to get that.
Fuckass Bob Dylan parody off the ground and then here he just missed it. He just missed it. He's kind of a passport bro Bob Dylan.
He literally just likes Mozambique bro even though he's never been there.
piano. Can't, can't, can't, this is a band, but anorem is a band. Alabama is a band.
Santana is a guy. Musical artists. Musical acts with A is the only vowel. Okay.
Poetry slam. Swamp, rushing. Things you do to get ready for bed, man. This is a given for a dad like me.
That story, brushing pajamas, components of a kid's bedtime routine, 100% PNL slam
Canyon Bahama, grand, yeah, grand, blank, that's simple, I was made for a beast like me.
Wasn't the hardest connections, but you kind of crushed it?
Well, you never ask a bald guy, what kind of hat he's got, okay?
I don't even want to look up a picture of a pork pie hat. I know that's just going to piss me off.
What has more monthly searches? Gucci. Gucci, clear stomhanks, no disrespect.
Only reason people at Google in that guy is to see if he ever got out of the airport. I got to imagine Selena Gomez with these hidden them with the diamond cutter
Who imagine Selena Gomez is getting more search than Gucci?
Google and Gucci just seems crazy. I'm gonna I'm gonna choose to believe in society and okay, that's great
Fantastic
This is always low. Oh my god. It's always
Twice has got a clear Jack Harlow. The fit is fucking sick though. There's an awesome
fit. I don't think I could get away with him if the fit is fucking crazy. Now we're
going to lose twice only as a 11 million monthly listeners. I literally thought they were
like in the top 10 most popular bands in the world. It's the Batman. 7.8. One point for each
hour the movie is, it's the Batman. It's it's a wonderful life. I mean these are these are
a joke, man. It's it's a wonderful life. I don't even know why I thought about it. I really don't
I should have trusted, I should have trusted that.
I'm actually, if I'm late, I'm pleased to see that Spider-Man 3 is at a 6.3 on IMDB.
My problem, and I see it a lot of people had the same problem.
I thought that society was super, but actually, they were just smart enough.
It's terrible. You should watch it again?
Yeah, I know, I mean, I don't have to because I watched it.
because I watched it when I was in a boat when it came out when I watched it.
It's good Sam Ramey. I treated like the evil dead trilogy. You're not a real
Ramey and joyer. Spider-Man 3 at best is mid or possibly even veering into
so bad. It's watchable. Evil dead is go to men and if any of you people are going to
hate this one, but you're talking to a real Ramey and joyer. Okay? The Rameler.
I even like the Sam Raimi Doctor Strange movie.
Evil Dead 2 legitimately, one of my top 10 movies of all time.
I love Evil Dead 2.
Army of darkness over glazed.
It's got the same sort of arc
that the original Star Wars trilogy has.
Army of darkness is still good,
but it gets a little too much into like the,
like the Evil Dead 2 is self-aware enough
to still stand on its own merits and army of darkness is like here's all this
stuff you loved from the first one we shoved it into this one and like it's like
teenage meeting in jittertles three man
like they didn't have to be doing all the time travel stuff send in the
turtles back to feudal japan man what the house Michael angelo gonna do if you
meet's lord odor no bonaga
he's not supposed to be there he's supposed to be a new york even pizza
Oh no, too much cool shit in the movie?
Oh, cool shit, cool shit, who cares if the movie's good?
There's cool shit in it!
Oh, it's epic!
It's epic!
No, you can't do that!
Sam does too epic!
Hot freaks.
This one is on the house.
He was right when he said that.
I'm listening to that shit on Spotify.
If you're already mad at me,
I mean, let's just make you matter.
I think I've eaten a lot of them.
I think shrimp chips taste like calf food smells.
I've never eaten calf food, but I think they taste like
calf food smells.
I do not like them.
I know a lot of people like shrimp, but I do not like
shrimp chips.
16 ounces.
I don't know.
That's like a pound.
I think this is going to be pretty cheap.
I think this is going to be like 699.
$7.99?
Fuck you, you mother fucker, mid-price mother fucker.
We have 30 minutes, I'm sorry, we have to skip geography.
We have to skip everything that kind of sucks
and go straight to the stuff that's awesome.
I'm so sorry, but like we have to be on time today.
Otherwise, it will be late for jackbox.
Well, I'm not going to skip golf.
I would never skip golf.
I skipped over a bunch of shit that I like.
That you are like 50, 50 on.
Just to go straight to scramble, man.
This one's tougher because the Poutine legit looks awesome.
Like this is what you want a Poutine to be.
Especially served in the recycled cardboard
to add a hockey game.
Fucked up seats for a Western hockey league game.
and hockey league game. I'm sorry, listen, it's just nice to be there, but like on the corner
behind the goalie, that's crazy. There's a reason the New York Islanders put like a
Kia Sportage there for a little bunch of years. Anyway, I think the pretzels thought,
would they fucking hate the pretzel? I'm stunned, man. Those are great seats. What are you
talking about? Those are the worst seats in the house, man. You want to be sitting at as close
to the center line as possible without a doubt. And then upper bowl lower bowl doesn't
matter. It's a different vibe. Lower bowl you get a little bit more of like the, you know,
you're close to the action upper bowl you get a high level view. Not to mention, you're
sitting at the fucking behind the goal. And then all of a sudden the visiting team has
you hemmed in the opposite zone for like the whole period. And you're just sitting there
with your binoculars out like hot dog with a medium coaxial he okay you're
saying he's taking this one like a dick pick I could sort of see that but like
how do you want them to hold it man this one's tough for me it's tough for me
because I think this would be pretty good but I think that people I think a lot
I've grown men who play this game, do not like tomatoes, so I'm going left.
At the very least, I think they're going to say it's too much tomato.
I'm going to say it, crab sandwich at 16 pounds is quite expensive, so is this man.
The tenders look bad, the fries look fine.
The crab sandwich looks good as fuck, yeah, okay, good.
non-ships for four pounds, chicken, gujon, and chips. The tenders look bad, but I can't
deny you're getting a little bit extra versus the four pounds here. I got to go with that.
Old Brazilian and mushroom, Katsu Curry. The sea. Hot dog, okay, I've been there. Hot dog
was self-served toppings, free with an Norwegian cruise. That's not, that's a little misleading.
to be honest with you, because the cruise is not free, or Obergine and Mushroom Katsukuri.
I got to go with free hot dog, I guess. It's very close, but
veggie pizza with chips and two mojitos. Two mojitos kind of crazy. Pizza looks all right,
man, not awesome, but it looks all right. This lemon water, sausage, and a sandwich,
at the League of Legends World Championship, and the sandwich looks kind of awesome, if I may
say which looks kind of incredible. It's got some char-shoe in there. I don't know why I said it
like Owen Wilson. I think you could win, man. Let's close enough that I don't feel bad.
Glee stocks in beer, cinnamon, flavored, crusty, bread, rust.
In Cyprus and a beer for six pounds versus Polish sausage one of nine eaten by
submitter. The Polish sausage looks pretty fucking good, too. Why is the beer patagonia? Have we
have we discussed the fact that this is the Patagonia font and the colors on the
Patagonia logo like this. They're doing something here.
Six.
Go with the beer. Fair enough. Honestly, all the ones we've lost today, I got a tip
my cap. Ice cream sandwich versus shit that got thrown in a fire.
Ah, Carnage Sato, a Sato, a Sato, not show helmet versus burger that got thrown in a fire.
Pama Hawk platter. I mean, if you order this in a baseball game, just fuck off.
And like this is not your, I don't know what you want me to say.
There's really expensive, but tomahawk snakes are always really expensive at a restaurant.
Like this grossly overpriced, but it's probably scaled by like the same fact there is every other food of the stadium.
It's just a, you know, larger thing to scale, I think there's something pure about this, man.
You do not go to a stadium to eat that you go to a stadium to eat a hamburger, chicken
strips, a hot dog or nachos, or maybe some kind of cool dessert I'll give you that you
don't go there to eat a steak they're not they don't have the necessary kitchen to cook
a Tomahawk steak properly, man.
They did break the scramble code.
Hearing our out, poggies are in.
We're talking about a recent dietary shift in Maine's population of what popular food
fish.
Cod, imagine they've eaten a lot of cod out East.
A Japanese sushi chain paid a record 3 million plus for a Fiat,
or a tuna, tuna, 535 pound tuna, okay, fair enough.
There you know a lot of tuna in Maine these days.
Lufkati O'Lion, who shot back, was the first kid's book by what legend shall silver steam.
Pure luck, to be honest,
including seven in a row for outstanding hosts,
who has the most Emmy awards of any black performer?
Outstand seven in a row for outstanding hosts.
I mean, I feel like it would have to,
this is crazy, and it's, listen, this is the Emmy's talking not me.
How could it not be Oprah having the most daytime Emmys?
for Outstanding Hosts.
As of 2021, who's then VH1 show got a Guinness record for most Emmy wins for a reality
competition?
Oh, ROOP!
Oh, it's the only thing that makes sense.
Rupalga more an Asian Oprah man, that's crazy.
I mean, deserve to give me a whirl.
Around 130 CE, what Roman Emperor built the religious cult around is tragically long, tragically
lost young lover and penis, emptiness.
Feel like I always want to say Caligula for stuff like this, but Caligula was like a fairly early emperor, wasn't he?
I guess one that's his Augustus was like around zero, right?
If Caligula was like seventh, this could make sense, but I also feel like it's probably
it's going to be Caligula or Neuro. And I mean, it's Neuro's later, but they didn't
the kings era didn't start until earlier. I got to go colligula. Fuck you. Oh, the last
of the five good emperors. What? H guy, H Roman Emperor. Hadry in. Hadry in. Yes. Yes. You know,
I was going to say, of course, it's going to be the wall. Infrared remote controls were the
The first consumer products to use what now ubiquitous technology, lasers, LEDs, LEDs,
then 2015 Nobel Prize in physics went to the Japanese team that made blue ones making modern
white bulbs possible.
What are they?
LEDs, LEDs, okay, I'll take that, come to think of it, TV remote's being the first use
of the laser probably does not seem to make any sense at all now that I think about it,
but fair enough.
This orderly does not have a new game today, I'm sorry to say, but juxtapestad does.
They are both red.
Could you make an infer blue TV remote hang on? I got to see this. Car keys one, you're done.
Okay? If I, because the message that you said is I beg you the Bazaar is good now just ask Apollo.
So that's the reason you're done is because that's not related to the conversation at all.
But here you have one chance, but it's too late because the install already dry.
I'm going to open your channel history. If the message before that one is also about the Bazaar you're done.
101 messages, I beg you that was always good now just ask Apollo yesterday.
Didn't you say that in rebirth episode 587 message before that and these visions of the
creeper that conquered my mind, you know what your chill, you can stick around your
safe. Minecraft visions of Johanna parody. Ain't it funny how the night can play?
Trixling, you trying to do some mine in. Yeah, and you sit there, mine in.
Mops are doing the best, just to frighten, something like that.
to totally work man. Yet he's going to quit. Yeah, where is Yeti, man? I didn't
think they had anything else to do. It's so lucky for Minecraft, parody artists that
diamond and mining are like close to rhyming. And yeah, sure, and you got that too. But
higher mean daily temperature Arkansas over Maine higher percentage increase in population.
I'm going to say more people moving. No disrespect to I'm not even knocking new haven
Connecticut. Oh, maybe this is tough for me. I associate new haven Connecticut with
with affluence, which to me means there would be an outflow.
As older people had kids, and they went, I can't fucking live in New Haven.
I got to go to some place else, but is it also possible there's a counter-vailing flow
of people going, I can't live in New York, I'm going to move to New Haven.
Cleveland, of course, is part of what's colloquially known as the Rost Belt, but I don't
claim to know whether the population is Ebony or Flowin.
Obviously there were some outflows, but there might be some inflows.
Now too, I don't know, maybe Cleveland's on this way, back, man.
Wrong.
Higher percentage of people who rent outside of Minneapolis or outside of Raleigh.
In Durham, which I guess is the actual.
This Chapel Hill is where University of North Carolina is.
Air Go, students rent.
We take those.
I'm learning the American College Euristic,
higher percentage of people who are on public insurance,
Columbia, higher percentage of adults with obesity.
This one's how East is Salem, Oregon,
and how East is Spokecane.
My understanding, and I love the West Coast of the United States,
my understanding is that
They're in Cuba and I'm not saying this to Mag, Portland or Seattle at all.
My understanding is that my awareness of Pacific Northwest culture essentially holds
true from about here, over to about here and down to about here.
And once you get east of Portland and east of Seattle, I don't need to be rude, but
feel like I've been told that it gets a little like the hills have eyes out there.
And then like I don't really know what's going on like from about here to hear, I'm not
to be honest with you.
I'm a pretty big fan of this stuff that goes on from like here to here.
Just cutting Fresno out because I've never been to be honest, but I like what's going on
down there as well.
I assume, I'm not trying to be an asshole, okay?
My heuristic people on the West Coast tend to be in good shape.
People on the coast in general tend to be in better shape
than the average Andy in the middle.
So I'm assuming that the gradient towards obesity
probably moves south, slower, moves up, slower
as you go south than it does as you move east.
Ergo, I have to go with Spokane.
All right, I'm wrong, and I'm wrong,
and now I'm an asshole.
If I was right, you couldn't have denied it.
What are the percentages?
36 versus 29.
And that's a market difference.
Kind of twisting in the wind on that one.
Spoken is a college town.
Oh!
That's really funny.
1912 introductions, chili peppers.
This is the Scoville scale.
Amazone is quadrangle. Oh fuck. Mountains on Mars. Oh no. There was a time where I knew what
the tharsis quadrangle on Mars was. I don't remember what this thing. Olympius Mons. I was
going to say Mons pubis. Bonnes of water in Belgium. Bonnes of water of England. Federal
waterways in Germany. Marginal seas of the Atlantic Ocean. It's the North Sea, bro. That's
give me. 70s ballads by Bob Dylan and also Guns and Roses. It's knocking on Heaven's door.
Obviously, I'm not a Pat Garrett and Billy the kids stand. I'm more into the 70s
Dylan, but I guess this was literally from the 70s, but I mean, like, after his wife left
All that shit he made when he was happily married, I mean, it's nice, 20th century Dutch
women dancers who were court marshals, people were busy as fuck back in the day, man.
Dutch spies, women in World War I, World War I spies for German.
The only who's the snake lady, this can only be the snake lady, and she is named
Madahari.
A Dutch exotic dancer and cortisine.
The name became synonymous with what, man, spit it out.
11th century French rabbis, unantubliol, medieval Jewish scholars rabbis from Verm's Germany.
That's where I got my diet from.
Bible commentators, clergy from Troyes.
I'll just be at the 100% with you.
I've never heard of Rashi, man.
There and off.
You got a YouTube channel?
YouTube, what?
Okay, Lucasfilm Disney acquisitions.
That's ILM, bro, industrial light and magic.
Now we're talking 2007 British Action Comedy Films, Hot Fuzz.
Next, 20th century American male writers who died in 2013 who are also blogging, Chicago
sometimes, that's Roger Ebert, next, more pop culture, 20th century prime ministers
of the United Kingdom born in 1863 died in 1945, okay, Winston Churchill did not die in 1945,
Is it possible you could be your Welsh?
I don't think you're Neville Chamberlain, man.
First, lords of the Treasury, that's from Cancer in Wales.
British people of World War I, I don't know who the fucking leader of, England was in
World War I and I should.
I fucking should.
Lloyd George.
This is a guy.
YES!
That's fucking crazy.
Holy shit, I don't know where that came from.
I was about the type of Lord Beaver Brook, but I think he might have lived in like a 1600s.
Are you serious? How?
He's one of like four non-contemporary British politicians I know.
And keep in mind that all the way down to like Margaret Thatcher is basically contemporary for me.
for me. I know Chamberlain, Churchill, apparently Lloyd George, and I think there's a
fucking name John Turner in the 80s, maybe a guy named John Turner, or he might actually
be a Canadian Prime Minister. John Major, that's the one. John Major.
We were poppin' today, man.
That John Major was a musician.
Yeah, he sang this Christmas.
We became a limb through the night.
Fuck that.
Isn't he Kang the Conqueror?
the Conqueror. What's up? Lost my 44 watch streak this week. You know what? You
gotta start building them now. We rebuild it, start an ASAP. I'll put out some heat
so it's easy to watch. Or you could just get it like an old laptop and like just
always have it tuned to this channel. Guys I don't think this is gonna be the... I
I don't think this is going to be a world record today.
It's a hard first shot.
Fuck it, we lock in.
Oh, are you fucking kidding me?
Now we're talking.
This is a hard course, bro.
Fuck it.
Shoot the moon, hide jump the broom.
That was not a good idea on my part.
Well, at least you don't have to hit the reset button.
Oh! Are you freaking serious? Are you freaking serious men? Sorry, this game's
turned to me into John Macanrow. I mean, my Macanrow era. Let's just do the same
shot maybe like another 70 times in a row. How does it? You know what? Fucking send it, bro.
Exactly. That's what the fuck I thought. That's what the fuck I thought. And look at that
dunk it. Stop thinking, play exclusively on instinct. That one we should have thought out a
little bit to be honest. But...
Where's part of this whole fucking shabang? Is like I've got this Christmas stuck in my head?
Not the worst Christmas song, but at present, at present, the most overexposed, in my opinion.
It went from almost never hearing it, and thus it being a nice treat to it being something we're inundated with every time we go into a store.
Between December and, well, Christmas, I suppose.
What about last Christmas?
Did the younger generations know that last Christmas used to be a song that, and I actually
think it's okay song and I don't mind its resurgence, but does the younger generation
know that it used to be like a novelty song that was a punching bag?
But people were making fun of last Christmas as like an insanely cheesy song emblematic
of an 80s era that will never return.
Minute cryptic, it should only take one minute.
Let's do it, man.
play by exotic bird has swallows beginning to notice,
plumage, just,
display by exotic bird has swallows beginning
to notice.
This feels like the definition, but maybe it's just because this is what definitions
in the dictionary look like.
Swallows beginning definitely seems like there's an asset.
Display.
Exotic seems like it could be an anagram.
I don't know what display could be.
Display could be like Montetor.
I'm gonna need some help on this one to be honest with you.
Exotic is a selection indicator, focus on
one or more specific letters, another is an anagram
suggesting that some nearby letters need to be rearranged
and the beginning to notice, okay,
some fodder will go, or this maybe end goes at the start,
I don't. I need some help. Give me the definition, display.
Why is the most exotic letter in by?
Swallows is an anagram.
3rd has, guys I think I'm in trouble on this one, it's probably going to end
in a Y and start with an N, display. It's going to be Nash, Drippy. I'm going to need some help on this.
Can I get the, can I get the fodder please? Bird has and noticed. We'll use some of these letters to
Okay, so let's bird has with an end at the start.
And this is rearranged, exotic.
Let me check out the indicator for exotic one more time.
So, election indicator telling us to focus on one or more specific letters in a neighboring
father. Exotic. And we rearrange. I have no idea. No display noticing. Not really. Display.
Notebook. A display is a display could be a note card. Display could be a monitor. It could
could be, you, okay, so that's with a B, billboard, building.
Ah, this is going to screw up my scratch rating. Brandish. Luckily, we don't have time to go
through the regular rule of trying to figure out what that is. I know what brandish means,
We can't go through the process.
Any experience getting attacked by Croes and Vancouver?
Yes, especially not in Vancouver as much,
but in Burnaby around Metro Town,
those Croes are nasty, man.
Pish our friends, not food.
What's the new doctor who Christmas special?
It could just be finding Nemo,
because that's a quote from the movie.
It could be the shape of water, okay, that makes a lot of sense, too.
I think that movie's good.
Did the fact that I'm going to fucking freak out?
How is Brooklyn at a 3.8 and the shape of water is at a 3.7?
This is insane.
This is a great movie.
You know what's happening with the characters.
The characters have motivations that make sense.
The fish is hot.
Brooklyn is go to it. It's literally like forest gump. It's forest gump for 72-year-old Irish
American women. Just fine. A lot of people here get mad when I make fun of forest gump
too before it's gump fucking sucks and I think Brooklyn ain't all that either. Now Brooklyn's a
a little bit better than for us, come to be fair.
As we can't do, we can't do ban,
we don't have time, we have to pivot immediately.
So, Ash marker, else.
We have to pivot immediately,
otherwise we'll be late for jackbugs.
Don't think about the ban, do you're losing?
Think about the extra round of jackbugs
you'll be getting from me not being late.
It's literally two minutes, that's how it starts.
You're not a real early bird, up G.
Now, and the other reason is it takes an extra minute to make sure that I got everything
set up appropriately.
Here, PUBG, there you go, still going.
And good song today.
Okay, chat saying it's a good song is how I know it's a bad song.
So we have to change the title, after change the title, and the title is going to be,
title right here.
Plus sometimes PUBG takes two minutes to load.
2015, 2.4 billion views? Oh no!
There is no shy we're doing a bandel. Come on!
You say you're in Ed, I'm okay. You should try to do buy a chocolate latte. I think
with a buy in espresso machine. I mostly just said that to distract you in chat because
now a bunch of espresso nerds will argue in chat about what machine to get.
Like, one person is going to say, just keep it simple
and get the Breville Bambino plus.
And then somebody is going to add them
with a personal threat to their well-being.
And essentially, we get to obscond
under the cover of darkness as a result.
OK, let's be real.
We're not getting the Nespresso.
And I was realizing that I think most of the reason
I hate Nespresso is, I would love to say this because it's
Nestle, but I only put that together, like, about 15 seconds
ago.
I associate Miss Bresso with the fuck ass job freeze coffee from the Disney hotels.
So it's possible that the coffee is the reason that the coffee sucks,
instead of the machine being the reason that the coffee sucks.
But you know, you fuck around, you find out.
I'm not getting in this Bresso because I mostly have job freeze out of it.
And it sucks ass.
So that's she's not going to happen.
I want to get, I want to get one that's not insane.
Like I don't want one that's insanely modular or something like that, but I do want one
where you go like this.
That's the, I want this could be, grinding the beans, yes, and also this to be the most
work that I do.
Anything beyond that I don't want, but I want, I want to be able to do that.
That is not what PUBG's supposed to look like.
This is me soft launching the fact that I recorded some Isaac yesterday.
That's why the screen region for the main game is kind of screwed up here.
There you go.
Hmm.
Gamers, we are back for us.
Thank you to Krafton for sponsoring me to yet again.
some PUBG, we're doing the Arangel Sub-Zero Promotion right now. You can put exclamation
point PUBG in the chat to learn more about it. They added snow to PUBG, man. They
done put fan amount of horse and they done put snow on Arangel. But the thing is, they
actually put a lot more snow on Arangel than they used to. A couple of weeks ago or like
a month ago, because the flow of time has distorted around this season, there wasn't
that much snow. There were the blues on grenades, the blues on grenade launcher.
There were the down satellites that you could go to and get new lutes.
There was the blues on bomb, et cetera, et cetera.
But now, now, you can actually go snow blind.
Like it gets pretty snowy.
It's available, of course, multi-platform came out for consoles.
The update came out for consoles, I should say.
But a month ago today, to be honest with you,
Go check it out. Thanks again for the sponsorship. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna
get up. You think you know me? Use to be my homey now you act like you don't know me.
Next up, you need the tennis rackets on your shoes. Gosh, should I get into snow
shoeing? I went to the mountain a couple of times in December. I'm not sure I'm a
100% cut out to be a skier slash snowboarder because it's like a lot of work to learn how to do it
and I didn't do that work when I was a kid so doing it now seems kind of you know it's tougher
Then I went to the mountain and I was like I should go snow-shoing and then I searched on google
I was like it's snow-shoing fun reddit and all the posts on r slash snow-shoing were like not really
even the people who are on the subreddit we're like nodding and all that I don't know
man yeah I'd rather haunt you that's true they said it's basically just like you
know it's they treated it like a step between hiking and cross country skiing
they were like if you really want to do this you should probably just do cross
country scheme. I think I might just skate instead. I like skate. Do you get
in the high rocks? Is it a high rocks like the original Oreo? Seeing a lot of
stuff about high rocks lately. I don't know if people are putting that a
a hit on the Nabisco Corporation or whatever.
Skating is pretty fun. Like ice skating or skateboarding?
Ice skating. They got a little frozen pond skating ring at the mountain. You can just
kind of pretend you're a Apollo owner for a little bit and then go have a Dubai chocolate
latte at the apricot ski, which for me is more like an avon ski because I didn't really ski,
but you get the idea.
You're not manifesting the polo on the Dubai chocolate.
He doesn't strike me as a guy who would order, I mean he doesn't drink coffee, I don't think
He's going to order a Dubai chocolate, Machiato.
Just doesn't seem like that kind of beast to be honest with you.
Yeah, you're 100% right.
He's so T-coded.
Normally, I would mean that as an insult,
but we're talking about my good friend here.
Tag, pack.
By the way, the sponsorship only counts if I win, so I'm going to lock the frickin' man.
He's white monster coded.
Normally, I see what you're saying because he's tall and skinny, and that does seem
to be white monster coded.
But he also something about his demeanor makes him seem very like not energy-drink-coded.
So I'm kind of torn on that one to be honest with you.
I 100% see where you're coming from, but I disagree.
I do see him, I think whoever said he was T-coded, you were bang on.
He seems like a very T kind of guy.
Or, I think it's perhaps equally likely.
He was the type of guy who would say something like,
I don't drink hot beverages.
Or maybe there's like a Texas blind spot
that I'm not familiar with, and he's going to be like,
I drink a lot of sweet tea or something like that.
Which I guess is also tea.
So like you until you were 24, yeah?
To be fair, say it a lot of money, not buying coffee.
Give me way more runaway to buy beer with.
ended up being like the right move in the short term.
Long term, I hopefully kind of comes out in the wash,
but you never know, I guess.
Coffee beer, million dollar idea.
I have some horrible news for you.
Every brewery on Earth got their first.
And they got their first a long time ago.
I'm not going to go in that slot. I'm not, I'm not taking this.
Pop friend would not kill me with a mortar during the sponsored segment.
I really want, I want gunning to replace the ace with.
with. Does any proud food rejecter give you an
egg? I want to answer your question because I love
talking about food and the preferences around food,
but I don't know what a proud food rejecter is in this
context. Like someone who's like, I never eat
blank and I am not going to elaborate on it, over the one in the 16, like they're picky
in their proud, trying to chill on the picky eaters, because you hear that?
I had that one Uber drive where when I got to my destination, the driver was like,
I think I saw a YouTube short of you today and I was pissed off at you for what you were
saying about picky eateries.
I was like, normally I would be like, that's not really my problem, but you're driving
me and my whole family around. So I think I should maybe watch what I say. By the way,
you're not going to like this because I see you saying I'm not neurotypical AKA. It's
not my fault. I think there's a strong chance I'm not neurotypical either and I've got
over it. Not the not neurotypical stuff. That keeps getting, I don't know if I'd say worse,
I don't want to like get into a fight. It keeps manifesting more obviously, maybe would be how
I would describe that, but I can be that.
And the reason is maybe it's because the world, well, listen, you're not going to like this.
If you had some kind of neuroatipicalness in 2006, people wouldn't go.
He's on the spectrum.
They would go.
He's weird.
And I didn't want to be seen as weird.
I wanted girls to want a hugging kiss me.
So that's why I said, when I go to college, I got to get over this picky eating stuff.
Otherwise girls are not going to want to hug and kiss me.
And then imagine my surprise and I'm going to say it, not just surprise but betrayal.
When a lot of the pretty ladies were just going out with guys who were like, I'll get
the cheeseburger, no lettuce, no tomato, no onion.
And I was like, what are you fucking lied to me, the fucking culture lied to me, bro, you
We did not have to get over picky eating to get the girls to want to hug and kiss you.
You just had to be, have an interesting personality and being handsome doesn't hurt.
I'm not trying to radicalize it, I'm just like, let's just be honest, it doesn't hurt.
Can you stop saying that?
Can I stop speaking authentically for my experience in life?
Can I stop speaking out then?
Can I stop saying that I got over my picky eating because I wanted to have girls hugging
By the way, it didn't work.
I think there's some hugs and some kisses, but they weren't like,
wow, look at this guy he's eating, like, a stir fry in the cafeteria.
Don't think it had Jack shit to do with it, to be honest.
This is the dream circle, man.
couldn't get over the triangle.
Kay, that'd be so fucking for real.
Did I lose aura with you when I could?
You got to be kidding.
What is on the bottom of this thing, man?
Did I get trolled?
Is that my gun?
Did my gun flip me over?
My card did that to this morning.
In real life?
Anyway, I was going to say b-soul for real, Kate, when I couldn't get over the triangles,
did I lose a little bit of aura?
I'm going to say it, oh, she said yes, fuck, god damn it.
More no!
Kate, I'm being so for real right now, again, orders some triangles for dinner.
I'm recovering this aura.
I've been in an aura, that was like maybe eight years ago.
I've been in an or a deficit for eight years and it's time to get that or a back as far as I'm concerned that's free or
You're probably gonna throw up whatever it takes honey
Why does he hate fish cake? This was not fish cake. I like Oden I like Oden
You're trying to put at that evil on me. I'm just trying to get back to Kavorka man. This was
Because Konyaku, the weird jelly made of, I think it's made of sweet potatoes, which
I do like, but I did not like the jelly.
But if I may say something in my own defense, and everybody's on their own journeys,
so I'm not trying to make you feel like I'm better than you necessarily at least.
But that being said, if I tell you that I don't like a food, at least you know that
I've tried it, I have not simply looked at it and then I don't think that I would
like it so I'm never going to try it.
I'll take two big bites.
The first one because you got to try it but then the second one because you can't always
trust the first bite because the first bite is like almost all mental.
What's the 5-5-6-4?
Okay, you got it.
You raise your good point.
I honestly thought I picked up a 5-5-6 gun at some point, but I think that was just aspirational.
Thank you for saving my life.
We'll be food better than kiki food.
I think I got to disagree with that one. There's some great booba foods. Don't get me wrong. There's some awesome kiki foods. I mean, like let's just start chips
chips are are kiki food and they're awesome
Popcorn chicken. That's a kiki food pizza
It's hard because it's round, but then the slice like a whole pizza's kind of booba
But a slice is geeky, man.
That's an interesting thing.
I didn't even think about that.
Maybe that's why pizza is so good,
is that it embodies characteristics of booba and geeky.
It's also definitely, definitely booba.
I'll give you that.
I'm, okay, Kate, did you order the triangles?
Because I need to know if I need to have like a chicken in a potato
on reserve.
hot sauce is the ultimate key I wouldn't disagree with that at all. We should have
been out there mowing down bots but like to be honest I thought it was kind of
the plan until my car went over when I got in it. Y'all got any of them
Arrival vehicles.
Oh.
Take the shot.
I'm recreating the clip.
Okay, so that's probably not a bot.
I'm turning up my volume.
There's obviously there going to throw a grenade up at the top, so I'm not going to
be at the top. I'm going to be on the staircase.
I'm being so real with you. I thought that those footsteps were, I thought that snow
foot steps, but I think it's literally just like a blizzard right now, yeah, go ahead, go ahead brother, make a move.
Where the heck did you go? You're gonna often in no man's land. It is coming down out there, man.
Then, loud ass door.
Snow was really cold.
What's crazy is that it isn't snow like less cold than the air around it or whatever.
I know in that winter-hitsawk documentary, encounters at the end of the earth or whatever.
They're like, if you get super cold in Antarctica, make a cave of snow.
and it'll keep you warm. That's crazy.
Who would have thought?
Looks like Igloo's. Oh, hey, well, listen. If I've never seen an igloo, IRL, you probably never seen an igloo, IRL as well.
You're acting like igloo's or something. Like, what do you think igloo's were for?
I mean, like, I've only ever seen them in cartoons.
And the season finale of the terror season one.
It's not act like this is some shit you're coming across on like a daily basis.
I've built one.
Like one that people would actually sleep in, or one to like just be like ha ha,
I'm building an igloo with my friends at recess.
Because that's not a fucking igloo, that's not a place you would stay.
Yes, to sleep in.
All right, well, you kind of mugged me there.
What do you want me to say?
I've stayed in an ice hotel.
That's obviously not the same thing.
Also, did it suck?
Because I feel like if I was in a cold place
And I was going to hotel made of ice.
I think I would be like the novelty would wear off real quick.
I think I would probably be like,
I'm just going to get in like a real hotel or something like that.
A real hotel where the walls are not emitting like air
that's below freezing temperature.
It has to suck, right?
paying a lot of money just to be cold inside is wild I think that's a fellow that's
a bush.
Are there any real people in this game?
Hello?
My friend!
Pot-Fran got a kill.
I mean, up there is going to be where the party happens.
I don't know if I'm the type of beast who wants to be on top of the hill.
I think I'm the type of beast who wants to come up and ambush the guy on top of the hill.
That's bottom energy.
I don't know, man.
I don't know, maybe.
Never really experimented with it to be honest.
Is that a guy?
Nope, that's a bush.
It would be on scientific for me to say, no.
Because I just, I simply don't know.
I have no idea.
Now, why are you asking me if I've seen Hibi rivalry?
Yeah, I've seen it, seeing the words on the page while I read the books, which are
superior to the television show.
Because in my head, it makes Shane and Ilya even hotter than they were in the show.
They're even hotter and guess what?
They're vampires, too.
Yep.
They have vampire teeth.
14 alive, this is, oh, a lot of, a lot of funny stuff happened in here.
I got to get the cover before I take a shot.
I heard Apollo in my head saying that, don't, don't, don't, don't look.
He's not looking at me.
Mr. Jones, Counting Cross, good to have you a reload, and they both play for the
next. We got fucking stacked. We got we got seven first round picks this year and we got
Shane and Elia. Patterson just got traded. We actually I'm a PD fan who amongst us hasn't struggled
with male hair loss and also inconsistent performance at our jobs, but like it would be
good for the team if you got traded. But the problem is as contracted is to, uh, is too massive.
So he's kind of like suffering from success. I think there's fellas here, man, which
is why I want to be here with the fellas. You really have seven first. Oh man, I wish.
Can you guys take pull-at or Hamilton off our hands?
Well, I don't know.
I mean, if you're willing to give up a little draft capital, we could talk.
I'm not the general manager, by the way, I just kind of look like them.
And I did see him using the self-checkout at London Drugs once.
To be honest with you, I'm very...
I like to use the real checkout, but I think if I saw the general manager of my hockey team,
of my hockey team using the real checkout instead of the self checkout. I would call his
competency in the question. I would be like, is he using the self checker? Is he avoiding
the self checkout because you can't handle the strain? Like, can he not handle the cognitive
duties of the self checkout? And he needs someone. You need someone to assist him? Or is
But is this just like, as you walk?
Eight alive?
They out here, Waston, Jack, and Luke's careers.
Luke, look at the guy who scores their own goals.
By the way, oh, first time.
I think I saw a dude, it's probably going to that building. That's not good for me. Cover me, pop friend.
This feels really bad.
I got a turn on my volume down, that was so fucking loud.
Chat.
Green's not your color, okay?
We literally think every player is a bot when they respond to me shooting of them with
a lean instead of shooting back.
That doesn't strike you as like a little biased.
I don't know if it's in steps, bro.
I want the tree of destiny.
This is the tree of destiny.
This is not the tree of destiny, man.
I'm done. My heart rate's getting up there.
No doubt about that.
We got a long move. Oh, I see a fella.
I see a little silhouette of a man.
I should never take this sniper man.
It's so hard to see if you actually land the shot.
I don't know if we have to worry about it with respect to that one.
Hold left click and you can see.
Wait really? That's awesome tech.
You've saved my life.
Want to be here?
This tree will be safe no matter what. The one that my left. Okay. Now we lock it.
Three alive, one of them is probably a pot friend. The dub is possible.
Get to safe tree, get to safe tree, and then keep your eyes peeled like a hard-boiled egg,
man.
Only this side of the tree is safe.
That's not great.
No, no, no, the tree is safe.
You can just never walk backwards.
Oh my god, it's just pot friend.
The mortar will be so funny, you hear?
Holy shit.
You can do it, pot friend. Why are you rooting for the person who's not the streamer?
You should be rooting for the streamer.
It's the triangle's shirt.
Your driver's outside.
No shot is he's safe in the circle right now.
He's going to have to move.
The circles the size of one tree.
I heard something go E. Use your pan be honorable. Open. I'd be happy to pan.
The
hot front if you're listening don't
show shit I didn't know you could get the circle this good
Come on, we got a 1-D-1 pan, man.
You hear that?
You got a pre-drink?
Damn, we really are on that retro meta.
I played 500 hours of PUBG, I have no idea what boost even does, bro.
I have no clue.
It's on.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I mean, you can get clips pretty hard on a bike, man.
Oh!
There!
Watch out there!
Do the whole of the Akira slide.
Oh, are you kidding me?
This is like an Elden Ring fight.
He lost so much momentum, bro.
Oh, he freaking did.
Holy, you freaking dodged it.
My pen.
What is he doing with that?
Is pouring out the gas?
Well, I'm not gonna, did you take my pen?
Jesus Christ, he did.
Well, I can't, there's nothing else I could do.
You know what I can do?
Light up that gasoline that you put on the ground.
That's not...
Strong, long weapon.
Yeah, you ran over my toe!
Dude, he got me pretty good.
The pan!
True, it's true.
I think to be honest with you, he gave me a pretty big advantage by not doing anything,
but pop friend, good game, good game. You did win on aura. I didn't even know you taught
me something too. I didn't know you could pour out the gas. They're adding new stuff to
the punchy at all times. Thank you to craft him for the sponsorship. Go play it
your shirt. Sure, sure. Daniel, Daniel, I have some horrible news for you. You've
used up all your casual time. I would be so excited to do this if you hadn't used up
your casual time, but you burned up your casual time, man. That's not him. He's on CS right now,
anyway. Well, I think he's probably still him. He just didn't leave the-
Ah!
Exclamation point, PUBG check it on for yourself. I'm having a great time playing
a range of sub-zero, bro.
You may not have your own pot friends.
But a friend in need is a friend indeed, although I've heard there are better.
Why are you scared of not playing casual?
You get more real people, and real people playing PUBG tend to be a lot better at the game.
I mean, you're not giving past me.
Not with that any mixture of link.
We are not Carlos Tavez or this bulldog like a pro-spel.
How does he find you?
That's a good question.
We find the energy crystals.
We'll find Dr. Waway.
No, I'm talking about.
Here to be energy was Aussies.
But I've never seen anything like this on, Oight.
Yeah, it's new, it's...
We have to stop Dr. Wally immediately, what, Mega Man?
That's a good question.
Oh, just playing the hits.
We should play that road to Hell Michigan game at some point, man.
The 100 worst voice lines in his three video lives in my head rent free when he goes,
I have to jump this crevice.
Something about, I have to jump this crevice.
I think about it all the time.
David Bowie impression?
Nah.
They have a bully impression. I'm like, what ever?
Alright, this game we're going crazy.
This game we are getting a, we're getting loot and a vehicle and then we are running over some bots, man.
Get out of here. You're, you're freaking pot friend, bro. Are you not?
That's not pot friend.
I deserve literally literally stream sniping in your dead now look at you never stream
strike. I said what I said. I said what I said. They were kind of
logging, bro. That one, I don't think was a stream sniper or a stream stripler.
the 6x, the 6x 4x on my closer range guns now we're talking. I swear something
happened to backpacks man. More men drink stew, then drop backpacks these
base, and that's sad. It's true. Don't mind us to me, it's true. You can check the science,
it's happening.
Other vibe in PUBG, trading your attachment for another attachment without knowing what
either the attachments even do.
That's a PUBG classic for me right there.
Like if you ask me, hey, now you played a lot of PUBG.
Would you rather have an angled 4-grip or a vertical 4-grip or a half-grip?
The answer is whatever showed up most recently.
Without a doubt.
Is there a loadout good enough?
No, we need slightly more ammo.
We did a certar will misspot to hear that.
Slightly more ammo than you get in the car.
literally tells you what they do.
Okay, I shouldn't have to tell you this in 2026 which is what the year is right now.
But you shouldn't just be on the internet assuming everybody knows how to read.
A lot of people didn't have access to the same level of education as you.
And the irony is now I have to teach you somehow.
Now I have to teach you that not everybody knows how to read.
You do know how to read though?
Yeah, but I would prefer not to.
I was that for a reference.
Literacy rates are a bit small.
I believe that.
And the teachers are letting us all down.
Of joking, I'm joking.
Oh, I'm not joking about this.
Are you kidding me?
Damn, you must have the e-brake back.
You're going to laugh?
I don't think that was a bot.
Okay, this, this is definitely not about their shooting the car.
I want this one.
I might have been at the house.
What was the achievement?
Kill 10 people with a gun from inside of a moving vehicle.
This is huge for a guy like me, this is huge, but I was going to say, by the way, I know
you don't want to hear this and I don't even want to say it, but I literally think, well,
maybe this is an edge case, I'll acknowledge that first, I'm not going to say literacy
rates are exclusively based on, because that's insane, what I will say is that my
My daughter is an insane reader for her age, and we didn't do anything to make it happen.
It kind of makes you take a little bit of a literacy black pill.
We did not teach her how to read.
One day, way earlier than we expected, she was just like, hey, I know what this says.
And we were like, shut up.
And then she was like, nah, I got it.
Like I got it cold.
And even to this day, she's still getting better reading what I would describe as an incredible
clip and we're not doing that, I mean we're reading to her every night but that's kind
of it feels a little bit like the bare minimum.
I think it's just, I mean you've probably been thinking for years, I just have an amazing
brain and she got lucky and inherited it and she's going to change the world.
I think that's basically, it's just locked in the genome somewhere.
She did learn how to read from base principles.
Even like we were talking to some family friends who their daughter is also in our daughter's class.
And my daughter was reading like a box and they were like, oh, she knows how to read.
And I forgot. I was like, yeah, we're like, we're like two and a half years.
There's something like that, maybe longer, maybe three years at this point.
Like I forgot that it was, it's kind of like, I wouldn't say abnormal because she's
five now, but it's not everybody's got it locked in, let's put it that way.
Well, that's bad.
Honestly, whoever said that, give it seems good and you miss me with a lot of shots up here,
so I'm coming up to everyone your life.
a lot of parents aren't reading to their kids these days saw studies said many parents
aren't doing it because it's boring one thing you need to know about me when it comes
to parenting I think when you don't have kids it's really easy to stay the parents are
bad when you do have kids it's very hard for me to not take the parents side in a lot
situations because you've got a lot of shit to do. But, and to, if I may, it is boring. Like, it's not,
they're not my favorite stories.
You missed me.
That tree. Okay, that tree. It is a reader better, books, I guess, as I forgot what
tree it is. A mealy of a mealy is my favorite, because a mealy of a mealy of a mealy
your makes me feel seen. Mr. Smith or whatever is like a meal yet chill can you just
pitch a tent and then she grabs the tent and throws it into the forest then like an hour
later he comes back and he's like where is the tent and she's like I pitched it just
like you ask and he's like what where is it? Bro you told her to pitch it. Are you
fucking kidding me? I was literally killing a bot. Now we're all going to die.
Also then he says, oh, just start a campfire and put the coffee on. So she's trying to
start the campfire. She can't get it lit. And she goes, oh, I know. I forgot the coffee.
and then she pours the ground coffee on top of the logs.
And then he has the audacity to be pissed about it,
which when being honest, doesn't make sense to me,
because that's what he fucking told her to do.
Like his stupid is he trolling?
I'm literally getting further away.
Why are you shooting to the rhythm of like the funeral march by Chopin?
I mean, you can't hit me, so I'm just going to leave, I guess.
Oh, shit.
Or am I?
670 live?
Yes!
Dude!
W670.
Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking W67.
What the fuck is going on here, man?
Seems like a really good way to die.
Can you cut down the hell, so I feel safe?
You have to be trolling me right now.
Oh my god!
Go, go, go!
Bro, you shouldn't be from up the hill?
very bad decision because I just saw your muzzle, you don't have a flash-hider, and
you've got to run into safety, bro.
Big mistake, dude.
Yeah, okay, that was actually a real human because he was not leaving.
That was literally a real person.
You could actually tell because of his decision-making process, I swear it to you.
If that was a bot they would have leaned and they wouldn't have freaked out like that.
That might be pot-front. That's that's pot-front saying don't shoot. I'm not by the way
if you're watching there's a lot of teaming with pot-front. He's teaming with me. I'm
taking shots at whoever I see.
And it's a damn sleeves.
Weather's behaving like there's torrows in the atmosphere, man.
I would see you freaking silhouette at here.
YOUCH!
There is no booths.
Wow!
Guys, I don't know where it's coming from.
I gotta take my chances.
You just throwing his voice down.
Also can't recover over the current HP level.
Damn, this is some shit going on back there.
My kill.
He was like the right there, man.
My point.
The thing is I can look so makeable.
Guys, I'm a bad man.
I don't think I've ever shot anyone's helmet off in this game before, certainly don't
think we need any more bullets.
That was awesome.
The other thing is, I think slaying some bots has just made me a more confident shooter.
I've had more time in the gym shooting at bots because of the casual mode is actually
allowed me to kind of calibrate my shooting a little bit, whereas when I played against
real people exclusively, I would get headshot and die and one hit and as a result would
never learn. Now I'm actually getting, I'm getting the opportunity, man.
Who's the strongest person you could take in a fight?
Hmm, probably the strongest guy you've ever seen, somebody with like, uh,
Call the flower ear.
Watch this.
Guys, we got a good hit in there somewhere.
We didn't get him, but we got a good hit.
Have you fought Mike Tyson? Yeah, I fought every dude. Oh, Jesus Christ.
Not Jake Paul, I don't want the smoke.
Good shooting, kid.
I want his car.
What the fuck?
I'm literally crit farming, I shouldn't be doing this.
You took damage, I can take you.
It seems bad.
Hey, kills though.
Let me see if the death came on that one.
I must have been standing still.
I must have been, well, I was standing still. I must have been standing still in a spot where you could see. Oh, that's not great
That was a crazy shot, though
You know what fair enough? I knew he was over there. I didn't know my shoulder was showing. I got to give him some credit for that one. I was well-played
That's movie about playing cards.
One of the, one of the UGO, one of the UGO ones probably, if I have to guess.
By the way, thanks for watching so far.
We are doing PUBG, where sponsored to play a little bit of a rangel,
sub-zero by the makers of PUBG or the publishers craft.
And I'm having a great time.
I'm enjoying playing the update.
I've been playing a lot of my casual time.
It's revitalized my enjoyment of PUBG.
Go check it out for yourself.
Exploration point PUBG.
They added soccer balls.
Did you see that?
That was positively Peter Cropchian.
My movements getting cranked.
I've never been a better shot.
Who's Peter Cropch?
Paul Guy.
kind of a man let to a beast like me, but tall for, you know, by average dude standards.
It is funny to call a tall guy, crouch. It's kind of henchmen coated. Whoa! You can kick it up like that.
I didn't know that.
Oh, Lee, he's got these got the Ronaldinho tech.
As an English person, I was not expecting Peter Crouch references.
Well, it'd be like me who watched the 2002 World Cup and the 2006 and the 2010 World
Of course I'm going to know Peter Krauchman anytime there's a corner kick
You get nervous because you're like oh my god Peter Krauchman on the field
But then you remember all he plays for England we don't have to worry about this one. It's in the bag
Real I mean I'm Canadian so it's not like my team's beading England
soccer
Is that the guy with the head gear that's Peter check bro
That's Peter check, former keeper for Chelsea.
He knows ball.
I know a very small amount of ball from that period, exclusively.
Mostly about Peters.
I know all about DDA, Drogby, and Fernando Torres.
to read all, just to read those silly youngest player in the Premier League.
Really, hoping to get your read-o can get his career started with Manchester United.
But do you know about Steven Gerard?
Long time midfielder for Liverpool.
That's all.
That's basically all I know about.
It kind of looks like my friends dad, which means these days is probably kind of looking
like my friend, if I have the guests, Frank Lampard, former mid-fielder for Chelsea.
I don't know that much about Chelsea. All I know is Didi a Dragba, had a hell of a right
foot and don't go on a double date with John Terry. That's all I know about the late
2000s early 2010s Chelsea team. Sorry, as you call them a squad, I bad y'all.
There's that, you know, maybe a little too much ball.
Then it's been suggested.
Reddone on the pistol kind of crazy.
The tech you gave about moving your Adams Apple back in place works like a charm.
I only speak from experience.
Now, I'm aware that one man's experience could get another man like injured, for sure,
which is why you ought to be careful.
I'm telling you, if you get, if you ever get the feeling like you pulled a muscle
on the side of your larynx and it takes like three quarters of an hour to go away, the
secret is you just got to move your atoms apple around a little bit. But the other
for long term prevention, it means that you're consistently dehydrated. You need to,
if you wanted to never happen, well, geez, at least. If you wanted to never happen,
you need to drink more water. If you want to fix it in the short term, but you also need to
you do. You can move your Adams app where I'm a little bit. I don't know about this one.
Yeah, I know, but I do, and that's why I'm the one talking about it. You can't put an 8x on this.
I thought this was a rangel.
That sounded really close.
Sixx in the close quarters battle ain't where I want to be, but
Too lazy to take the scope off.
What?
Okay, obviously, real person, real person down, thankfully.
Stop moving.
Got one?
That was like enemy at the gates.
That was spell as rough, holy cow.
are my greatest through the roof right now, man. Good lord.
I was intense.
I know what, actually, you know what, I don't know how to change this year.
I used to, but then they changed page up.
Now page up is change your radical.
I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
Why am I doing this?
Just keep the gun that only uses one ammo
instead of trying to optimize the ammo between two guns.
You have two guns that are good.
That makes way more sense than wasting your time.
I might have finally learned, man.
I don't doubt for you.
I feel like this is exactly where I want to be,
but I want to be on the roof, Bill.
Like I want to be a part of that man. I want to be in the room where it happens.
Where the people are wrong cringe I'm afraid different kind of cringe
Did you just touch your balls? What are you my mom?
their balls. The touch my penis, that would be a problem.
Pienis is predominantly touched for your an area of sexual reasons. The balls is just as they
get stuck to your damn leg. Time to run him.
The hell is going on out here? That's what the hell is going on out here. I didn't see you
because of your pink pants.
Get it out of your system!
Any questions?
We don't need 5, 5, 6, Brawl. The M4 is pretty good.
Oh, we done you more than 7 first days. Where was this fella? Oh, he was there. I thought he was
on top of the tractor.
So, I don't think so, lad.
Yikes.
That felt awesome.
Third party, my king.
Could it could be the move?
Could be the move in politics right now
through the sponsor would rather I didn't get into it.
We got like five parties up here, man.
I'm sorry if we're leaving anybody out.
We might even have like, don't say six, seven.
We might even have six, I can't remember if we still got that one.
Look at it.
Not this way.
The people's party? Yeah, that's the one I'm talking about. The people's party.
Which I knew was not for me because I don't like people that much.
I mean, I said, let me stop you right there.
I don't care how good your politics are.
I'm out based on name alone.
Don't shoot my car, please. I need this.
No!
I wanted the kill man. Oh. Are you kidding me?
Oh, I need this car.
ators will say I had the wrong gun out.
With them freaking drink a red bull bro, get a level two backpack too.
That's God. I see the bot. I see the bot.
Don't.
That's paw, friend.
I got a check.
Are they in the car?
Where could they have possibly sent that from, man?
from the hanglider.
I know I have to move, because if I don't move,
pot friend is going to crash his hanglider in the me.
Because the possibility for click farming is too high.
Just need to have the real gun out in case things get get hairy here
All this my winter car has trained as well
Let's sow some chaos. Let's
And know what to do once I got it
Honestly, laves are like kind of the play if you're gonna be driving around like this
Bro, you don't need 5 5 6. Oh my god
Get it's quad friends
Are these real people?
It's left
The liberally ambiguous
How quote unquote real the people are in casual mode, but
The thing is I
Mean ain't nothing fake about getting the couple kills
That's some for sure someone was gonna take a shot in here
I saw a pot friend in the air.
Who wants one?
Nobody, nobody wants one.
Reloading, huh?
Now get out of here. He's gonna land on us!
Bro, I need the loot. I need to 7-60s. Why can't I hold anything? Because I have a level
one backpack. No shot bro, I'm getting inside. I go and I'll make that. I go and
I'll make that. This is like a very middle school backpack, this ain't even a
high school backpack. It's possible you go out like that. I just told you it's not going
happen. There you go. Three first aid kits for three bullets. Good trade.
Always gotta keep an eye on it.
Beautiful circle, beautiful location.
What the hell?
But, friend, chill.
Chill, it's hot over here.
I thought I, for sure, I saw dudes head or eight there, there's one to remember me.
It's so close, dude.
There is another.
Wait, what?
Oh, it's this guy.
...
Yuck!
Stop! Stop it!
They are obsessed with me, man.
I was getting a little too crazy for me out here.
We got snow boy TikTok in this room.
Maybe this was the one that he was in, and I'm confused.
Six more bullets, that'll help.
I thought he was in the last one, too.
I think that's pop friend, I think that's pop friend just making their presence
known.
They were saying some shit like I almost had you.
Low key best car in the game, I can only assume it's because of the flames.
drives like a beauty in the snow.
Oh, baby!
Literally, my car has never been better.
Real person down.
Brother Carr exploded, you could chill.
Shoot right side of tree.
He's invisible, bro.
Oh shit.
Now this is cap. I should be seeing him.
Is that the emergency pick up that's going to drop
caught friend on top of me?
That's not great.
There's one behind me too.
Can't hear what you can't see though.
Well, this sucks.
We take those.
We take those incess.
Mark's kid.
That one kind of stung that ain't gonna lie to you.
I'm not feeling great about my position here.
Right up, hit the other side, you going in?
Okay, he's flexing. I'm in fair enough.
Are you kidding? I thought I got him. I got him.
Put some shots down, feel them, this guy.
Okay, okay, that's this guy's too good. This guy's too good. I need him to get third party right now. I stay in no chance.
He knows where I'm going to peek in when I'm going to peek.
I was trying to drop the bullet on his head.
Don't shoot.
Cheers brother, I'll drink to that.
You are, you are not safe.
I know that for sure.
I'm just gonna listen, there was no hope.
There was simply no hope there, I could live with that.
The whole lobby smelled blood.
Oh, man, there were some good shots in there.
Now you need to get the kill at the satellite and then I might as to the chance still pin kills please
Please tell me a little more casually
Like a Blethon Zero
All right, we go back we go back to random map
Has to be done exclamation point PUBG
play PUBG until our jackbox starts a little bit later here. They are going to experience some real players now man.
You know what I'm going to go pee? I'm going to go pee while I wait. I'll be right back.
You
No, shot, brawl. It's a rangel.
That's huge.
Powerful stream you got, brother.
I think I've probably just about the average type stream for a mammal my age to be honest.
Wolf like me, TV on the radio posting, you love to see it?
Arangel, arrangel, will you be mine?
You're wearing Cory shirt, give that back.
He's the smoke cigars in it.
It's a blazer, whatever.
Thanks. I got to remember real individuals. You guys like some rosy?
Which Austin powers is it where he has an extra long P? That's Austin powers one after the warm liquid go face?
I love Austin powers trivia
Yeah, behind the curtain I think I told you
And by you, I mean, everybody here before that I saw Austin Powers for the first time when it came out on home video.
So this is probably 1997 with my parents and grandparents.
And I'm not sure I've ever heard them laugh harder than in Austin Powers 1 where he has the extra long pee.
The only other time I heard my dad laugh that hard is induce big-a-low one.
Oh, dad fear, who is the jiggle-low before big-a-low.
He comes home from a job and pees for like two minutes straight,
and my dad was dying laughing.
As like a 13-year-old, I was like, I don't get it.
And then later, eventually, eventually I got it.
It's right, some dudes just like a type of joke, it's true.
You watch that with your parents?
Bro, who do you think rented it?
I don't know if I should pivot on this one, but now I've waffled so hard, I don't even
know if I'm going to be able to make a building.
You were your parents? No, bro. My parents. I'm pretty sure Duce Bigelow's rated R. I wasn't
allowed to go to that section of the video store.
Andy, wonderful to away. Dr. Evil family there be monologue peaks in him up. Yes, sir.
A surre. My father would drink he would womanize. He would make outrageous claims that he
invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood
was typical. Luzes in Rangoon. What the heck happened here? Holy cow.
What is this?
Used to think you were crazy now, I can see your nuts.
So that I hate to tell you this.
First off, Petrivia Sank, that's from Goldnember.
Secondly, I was alive when Goldnember came out, so I know that Mike Myers did not invent
that joke, which I think makes the joke a lot worse.
He, this is why it's one of the many reasons that the Austin Powers movies got worse
over time, as you just started inserting like boilerplate jokes into the movies instead of
writing his own jokes.
You know, he was feeding the beast of that.
Gold member is a movie that they made the feed the beast.
In power, there was a labor of love, spy who shagged me, still had some stuff left in
the tank.
Gold member was made to break box office records for a comedy.
And I don't also, I don't even care if it does make it so that if Mike Myers was on
us set with me, he wouldn't make eye contact with me, because I am still, unfortunately,
I'm his number one fan, it doesn't make sense to me either, but it's the dang truth.
Now we're freaking talking, look at this, load out.
I'm running 556 anymore, all right.
It is a hate how I don't hate you, tight, tight shit.
Are you my coworker who's adjusted, we watch Austin Powers on the TV and office hours?
No, but like, what's the problem, I guess, is the thing that I would say?
I mean, if you limit workplace movies to movies that are only 100% appropriate, like you're never gonna watch any movies, man. Every every story has an objectionable content somewhere
I mean, if you imagine the type of person who's like, oh, I don't want to watch controversial movies like Austin Powers in the office
Like, that's that's not a real human being, bro. That's a damn drama then
How bad y'all
It's holding the shift key.
It's a PUBG player, excuse me, they really will be players now, just so you know.
I'm not going to say we're going to come across zero robots, but almost everybody
We come across we need to assume at this point that they are players because we're no longer in the casual mode
But that doesn't matter if we're gonna die on a motorcycle accident anyway, probably right here
Never mind
I braze my core
to
the
That was swag.
See, like, this shooting is not bot-based shooting.
Those are my kind of houses.
I know Cory is a milk lover.
Maybe I could find myself here as well.
What did you say?
I think I said Cory is a milk hunter.
He likes the hunt people in milk, he's a milk hunter.
I mean, I don't know why you guys are coming from my goat here.
And he loves cigars.
That's true.
I didn't know that about him, man.
I found that it's so surprising.
When those so gable'd we call them Clark.
So guards are decent.
I had to say it, but I basically hate them.
I'm not trying to make any enemies for like no reason, but I just feel like I, they, they offer no appeal to me.
And you're going to say, you've never smoked one. Wrong. I've smoked like three.
You wouldn't.
and he's literally scared of me, that's so funny.
Oh, are you joking?
I suppose I should have known, suppose I should have known that we're in an era where
you can't go outside, we're now in an era of PUBG where if you are outside, you will
just get hit by an airplane and pass away. Okay fair enough, death came my guy, we saw
the death camp yesterday when it happened to us. They get in a hand glider, cut the
end, point it at you, cut the engine so it makes no noise and then just crash it into
you. No we didn't, yes he did, yes well I mean we played it yesterday. I don't know if
you saw it. You might have been looking at your phone. I'm sure it happens. I was
at work. Really watch you at work right now then. Friday day off. I've seen every
clipman. My brother went to get cigars from my bachelor party with a friend of mine
the guy who sold them would not stop talking about how each cigar is like his own movie.
I do have to say, okay, so I said smoking cigars has negative aura and then someone posted
a picture of an older man, he was a very large man wearing like one of those newsboy caps
and smoking a huge cigar with an incredible amount of ash on the end of it and he said,
Oh, yeah, this doesn't have aura.
And I just have to be honest, I find it oralist.
I don't know what to tell you.
And that guy looked cool, but I feel like he
would have looked cooler without the cigar.
I feel like the cigar makes it less aura.
You don't need the cigar.
You're already cool, man.
If the man has the aura, if you're cool and you take a picture of yourself smoking a cigar,
oh my god it's a ranger again, and I'm trapped in the middle of these individuals.
If you're cool and you smoke a cigar, you're not cool because you smoke a cigar.
If you're not cool and you smoke a cigar, it's like I genuinely believe that a picture
smoking a cigar makes is a scalar lessening of aura which you if anything it's
cool to smoke a cigar if you look cool because you're saying I'm so cool that I
can tank some aura loss and still be cool. Net positive. But if you're not cool
if you have negative aura like if you're wearing the Zelda Tri-Four shirt and
you take a picture of yourself smoking a cigar you've gotten into dangerous
or a underflow territory, like that's where it gets really bad.
You're trying to take a short cut to cool this by smoking.
By the way, thank you to Craft and for the sponsorship.
I have a great time playing PUBG.
Even when the gliders crash into me, even when the gliders crash into me.
And if the CEO of Player Unknown's Battlegrounds is a cigar lover
and I apologize, it's just one man's opinion.
Mutual indefinity clause or something.
If you're huge and jacked, smoking cigars is aura,
no, I don't think so.
I don't think it gives aura.
I think the one time I can think of it giving aura
is if you just want us a sports trophy.
If you just won the NBA championship or something like that,
than smoking a cigar has aura, or the superbowl,
something that you might only do once in your life.
Otherwise, I don't think so, man.
What about Tony's soprano?
Classic case of, it's the man, not what he's holding.
Tony's soprano has aura, not because of the cigars.
He hasn't been in spite of the cigars and as we know, I don't know if you guys have seen the
sopranos. The more of the story of the sopranos is basically that Tony's awesome.
But...
And this is true for me too.
He's got a lot of haters.
For some reason.
Probably because he's so awesome, he's got a lot of haters.
So the show is mostly about Tony owning his haters.
and that's why I recommend it.
He's actually a sweetheart.
He literally is pretty nice to his mistress's.
His wife, it very used to tell him,
but to be fair to Tony,
She's always telling him, oh, can you sign this paper for me?
Oh, Tony, your line of work is really dangerous. I think we need to get more insurance coverage. Oh, Tony
Could you be nicer to me, Tony? Like chill on my go. He's busy.
Not really, that's not on the screen all that much. Most of the time he's just kind of driving around
I'll listen in the music, or smoking cigars and drinking alcohol at his club, but like,
I'm sure he's doing something.
He's busy off-screen, that makes sense. I mean, who is it, man?
She did by the OJ with pulp. Listen, Carmella, she's very sweet. She's an angel.
And what the fuck was she thinking?
Hope, OJ, like, that's just absolutely no reason for that kind of malarkey.
Hope kind of go did.
I don't drink orange juice in general, so you don't really want my opinions on it.
I don't even like to talk about orange juice on this stream, because big orange juice,
They got you deep with the propaganda.
Like people are literally pouring themselves
a big glass or breakfast thinking that it's because of the vitamins.
Sorry.
But I do, it comes up a lot.
They really are going, bro.
I don't know.
I just don't feel right in the morning
until I have all these vitamins.
You're gonna ask KS kind of guy, part of a complete breakfast. I haven't seen ads like that in a while, man.
Are they still doing the ads where the complete breakfast on the table is like a bowl of cereal, a glass of milk, a cup of coffee, a glass of orange juice.
Two slices of bacon, two eggs over easy, and like a bowl of fruit, an atterol.
And these are jeans. Obviously we need that.
They turn the food pyramid upside down.
Yeah, my discord was getting in the fight about that.
of us strong opinions about the food pyramid, for sure, who am I to tell them they're
wrong?
No vest?
Ain't that cold?
I really thought I was going to die.
I'm obsessed with whole milk now.
What do you say to you, I was going to say to you, you mean the FDA or crazy people online
with their own oil, if that's not a meaningful distinction.
distinction anymore. Like the food pyramid is obsessed with
whole milk.
I literally need that car, man. That bike, whatever.
I mean, I don't feel like a whole milk is that bad.
Raw milk, yeah, that's pretty bad, but a whole milk, I mean, I don't know if I've ever had it,
but I bet it tastes good as fuck.
It is, it's delicious.
I think one of the reasons that I don't like milk, or think that I don't like milk, is
because as a kid, the only time I had milk, it was skim, and it's just like white water.
And not the cool time where you go rafting.
Like skin feels like a cool joke.
No first AIDS, man.
Two percent's where it's at.
I gotta think about it.
I don't think I'm going back on the milk train, but I've got to buy some milk because I think I'm going to get in his press.
I'm going to get in his press on machine at some point.
When I start talking about doing something, there's a 50% chance it happens this weekend
and a 50% chance it never happens.
So I feel like I hear someone idling up to me.
Oh, shit.
I'm being gangstucked.
You hear that, right?
Someone is going to try to fly up plain through this window.
You bring back the joke off, fuck.
But gang stalking me.
I'm locking in.
I'm scared, but I'm locking him.
The land scalpers.
Here we go, or a farming, I want him to rush me.
Oh my god, let me do this.
Oh, I got two hits in there.
Are you joking?
Do you see what I'm going through right now?
You will never hit me.
I don't know if to sweat that.
You're not back out.
You're not a follow.
I have to keep my eyes peeled for this hang ladder.
There it is. That's a little too crazy.
Scary times, man.
I am addicted to clip farming. I can't deny it.
It's probably just pod friend.
Bro, I'm pretty sure pod friend crashed the hanglider into being killed me.
Now that.
Yeah, come get a taste.
I'm shooting you because you're honking, just to be clear.
I can tell based on the pattern where you were.
I have a jammer pack on. Nice try.
Alright, alright fellas, we're all having a lot of fun here. We think we can do
a chill a little bit. You think we could show one pod friend was was enough.
We're suffering from success, man.
13-minute round incoming.
Oh my god, you're right.
I have to go fast.
But we got a hot drop, then.
Too many pots in the kitchen, you know, we're on.
of sandpell the green over the table, sir.
Like sandy pea, I gotta be honest, I'm not a crazy individual when it comes to sparkling
water.
A lot of the unflavored ones are very similar.
I think Sam Pele is my favorite to be honest.
I think you could pull off the fancy restaurant waiter drip.
I honestly think,
I don't know if that would be a good fine dining waiter,
but I think it would be great
at describing a small menu.
I had like a diner where there's a 500 things on the menu.
I don't know.
I don't know if I got the right,
if I made it the right stuff for that,
But at a fine dining establishment, where there's like four appetizers, six
on trays and two desserts or something like that, I think I could easily easily
rattle that off the top and make everything sound
the electrical. You wouldn't survive a shift in the bear. I said fine dining. If I wanted
Italian B5 would go to Italy, okay? Sell me on the halibut right now? No. I'm not going
to sell you on the halibut. The reason is, halibut really expensive right now. We don't
want to sell through a inventory too fast plus the stable fish is off. So we have a
beautiful herb crust that's able to serve on a pure a of acorns gouache with a
little bit of black kale and a nice vinegar reduction over top of it.
And then I think the other secret of being a fine dining waiter is whatever the first
person picks as their entree say that's my favorite thing in the menu no matter what they
say, you just go, that's my favorite thing on the menu. I went to a new sushi restaurant
last weekend. I ordered two rolls and they said, you just ordered my two favorite
rolls on the menu and I went damn. I have no idea if that's true at all, but that
made me feel really nice. That made me feel like I'm fucking awesome at ordering shit.
I'm upselling you on some fish.
I literally don't even care because I'm there to celebrate.
I'm there to eat a lot of food.
I'm there to, I mean, it's my wife's birthday, bro.
I'm there to have a good time.
Go ahead, I'm, I'm the type of beast.
And I know you, because you've already decided you're going to have the chicken fingers
before you even go in, because you looked at them in you online.
I'm the type of beast who occasionally changes his order when he hears the nightly special.
It happens.
You're not going to believe that it's true, but I swear to you.
I don't always decide what to eat at the restaurant before I get there.
Sometimes they're like, we've got to me so stable-fishes tonight, special, served with
some, you know, broiled Brussels sprouts and I'm like, brother, I was going to get something
completely different.
I was going to get six California rolls in a diet coke, but you sold me.
Nightly special equals old shit, the chef wants to get rid of.
Why are you trying to beat the restaurant?
the nightly special taste good and it's time limited it's literally special bro.
No, no, no, I'm not going to order the shit that you want me to order. I'm going
to order the other shit that came in on a Cisco truck two nights ago. It all came
in on a Cisco truck bro. Just fucking have a good night order whatever food sounds
good and have a good night. It's got to be, again, that small business propaganda radicalized
me, unfortunately.
1 second, I need this, it's getting hot in here. Finding out that restaurants have like a
4% margin, and then there's motherfuckers like you that are going to the restaurant like,
I'm not going to order... I'm not going to order that, because you want me to order it.
Like, brothers, it seems like a tough-ass business.
Then you got to deal with editors like you trying to impress their date with ordering life hacks.
Not today, point-decks, they're just going to order some shit that sounds nice.
I guess I should have alluded this on the way in.
Secret menu Andy's, you won't catch me ordering a TikTok drink from a coffee shop
That's not going to happen.
Why not?
nervous.
Good shooting, kid.
Almost had me.
about Domino's viral pizza. I'm not familiar with the Domino's viral pizza if I'm
being dead, I ask with you.
I'm pizza's sexual though, I'll try anything once.
I work at Domino's, it's kind of good.
Is it the one where you can get a pizza for $6.70 or $6.67 or whatever?
I would try that.
Can we talk?
Listen, occasionally we order a little Papa Johns.
I'm not proud of it, but it is what it is.
Does Papa Johns have the worst non-Pizza options
of any pizza chain that's out there?
The chicken wings suck ass.
They don't even have salads.
Like all the appetizers are just,
and this is typical for pizza places.
Don't give me wrong.
But all the appetizers are just different variations
pizza dough with garlic salt on them. Now the dessert, the pizzylky, I'll give
them a little credit for. I thought I saw someone's head here just give me a second.
I'll give them a little credit for the pizzylky.
I mean, I, we gotta be out of this game in six minutes, man. I got to kill 75 people in six minutes.
I think...
...like... mortars.
This is bad. I mean, the pass is just...
...they don't know I'm here.
What the hell, what are we going to do about this?
I got a play more therapy, that was awesome.
Wow!
Can you do it again?
Probably not.
got me max milk you got me hang on I'm turn on my screen off for a second
I have to be done um yeah I reported them for TV now lumen as he I put you on
notice in Chibli's chat and you weren't even there. Chibli was, this is this seems
so mean if you were not familiar with the character of Malumin SE who has been antagonizing
me in every chat across this website for six months now and has been impersonating a partner
and streamer in the chat for no reason, even though nobody believes that they're the partner
and streamer. Anyway, Chibli was talking about a chatter that some of his chatters don't like
called onion crust and I was like, oh, lay off my goat onion crust, that these are not as bad
That is my Lumen SE and then I added you and you weren't even there.
You weren't even there to take the heat.
I added you and there was no reply.
I guess you may be like, went to bed or something?
The Lenin pick is aura.
I have seen that. I have seen the Leonard Pick. Because I've clicked on Malumin
S.E.s name multiple times. Is Yeti here by the way Yeti miss some stuff? Yeti
miss some Bob Dylan associated stuff, man. Why are you Qing? I got two minutes
Let's have a four-by-go-to-jackbox pro.
That's why.
A range of the draw 25.
A fluck.
Bro, you look like you're from Paggle.
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You can even get it on your dang phone, man. I think I've never played the mobile version,
but I think you can get it on your phone. Maybe that could be the next wave on the Palatone.
Yeah, now your chaps.
Now look at you.
I'll probably play it again now.
The people are ready to.
The critics are calling, Northern Lions Pump G stream.
The best media property ever released in January.
The head is soaring, yeah I'm a media lover, you guys ever have a dream like this?
Primates on top.
You have one minute dive into the river, wait, does it just kill you dead to dive into
the river? What did I think was going to happen? Like I thought that we were just going
to hit the water at full speed and there would be no parachute. I guess I could just
drown. What if they put a secret down here, man?
Grow on getting stream sniped in the water. That's crazy. That's insane. Thanks for
ever watched in this place in jackbox.
I died in the ocean.
You are good.
I wouldn't.
I wouldn't do that to you guys.
We thought you would.
I would not do that to you.
What you had like,
something with your daughter or whatever,
you're just going to make it late?
No, I don't know.
Yeah, I had the, I was playing two hours of PUBG.
What the hell?
Two hours of PUBG.
But I knew it because I started it right at 10.
I knew I would be done right at noon.
It's through a clock, right?
In some parts of the world, if you identify
the world with the only part of the matter,
some of bad boy.
Loki, Eastern and Pacific, the only two times on
two times zones that even have a chance to be to go in North America. Yeah, Central is probably
third and then mountain is last, well, last of the big ones because nobody gives a fuck about
mountain. People forget it even exists. And then Alaska and Hawaii and Newfoundland, nobody even
like nobody even cares. Any time zone that's like one hour off of like the the main like PSC
EST's they yeah I'm sorry you're not going to make it you know yeah any
any preference you know there's got to be a joke boat and you know that'll be
with three minutes I can't wait for you to check the joke boat settings I'm
saying I don't know if this is going to fix it but let's fucking do it let's
loaded up first. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Book and this crazy. It's the setting was the, was it the log in setting?
The streamer mode. If you have streamer mode turned on, it will censor as much as it can.
Why? So we got to turn it off. Yes. If you streamer mode on, it's got to go on.
That's why you're not getting bogged with my dad's face.
Maybe I don't have to like leave the pot. How do you don't I have to like not be streaming to turn off
Not in this courtroom in Joe on in Joe Potter. Oh
Hey, freak you on the back of your
I don't have that setting, but maybe it's in the game instead of in the game.
Like the pack instead of the game.
Yeah, let me see.
We see no pack. Someone, I believe someone has lied to you.
Oh, God, I've been lying to you.
The only two things in the pack settings menu are volume and full screen.
And then in the game code?
Oh yeah.
In the game itself.
Now, if there's a family friendly option,
but it's not turned on.
It's not turned on, okay.
Yeah, I guess it just likes eating a lot of prawns.
That's like killed the mood.
Yeah, that's not a question, man.
Yeah, I'm pissed to have off there.
I like Jack, I don't want to play Jack, but Jack, but are you going to chip me today, you say you wouldn't be here?
He said he would.
My god.
Oh, my god.
Would, yes, sir, and then he said yep.
Wow.
Guys, what a code.
I can't wait to see that a lot.
And I believe you most of the time.
I mean, this one's on the myable.
Let's see.
That's pretty good, that's absolutely true me on my cremling shit dude my
copper and man. So did drop out reference? No, not even close. Why would you take a fence
that didn't mean it in an offensive way? You call him or something? Yeah, and the way you're
I was right now, life didn't bless him.
That's the way.
It's Donkey Kong, brother. Come on.
You know?
You know, like, do you know that and honestly?
I thought so too.
Yeah, and I was like, I guess it looks Russian or something.
Does he does?
He's brought about like a slur.
You're right.
I don't mean it badly.
I mean it badly.
I don't mean it badly.
I mean it is a pejorative.
If I wouldn't take it all the way to where you went with it
Do we like you?
Leave me a minute. Well, no, because it's joke boat first so he's gonna he's gonna not show up until it's over
What's he don't?
Like so
She's in the chat. He's in the chat. He's lurking. He's literally doing his 45 minute face cleansing skin care
You're all I'm on today, man. Well, he's going through his his his young his mid 20s
Yeah, I think it was his favorite movie and Patrick Bateman his putting on like dried oh
Skinny
Exactly
1000 crunches every morning
You can literally be
Korean skincare if he misses joke though. It'll probably be happy that we started it without them
Yeah, but we're gonna
hate stalker
Well, we can do one joke over now and then we do one joke about that same when he's here
100%
Okay, we gotta get warmed up for the joke boat, you know.
We gotta warm up joke boat with joke boat, guys.
You know, there's only five of us.
This is gonna be long joke boat, which is awesome.
No, I think long boat is for it.
No, it's got a joke boat.
Short joke boat has to be six plus.
If it's short on five, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.
I'm pretty sure it's short on five.
But I could be wrong.
Blocking.
All right.
That's a tarot, I've started off bad and I apologize I hope you don't get that word.
It's not gonna like this word because we know that it's censored stuff, but I tried it anyway.
I put in some seriously good shit. I put in some awesome shit. I put in some okay stuff.
I don't know I'm not quite a warm yet. I hope I get even one of the good choices. I'm not quite
good stuff. I got
Yeah, yeah, I got three good ones for one day. I don't know what to choose out of them being too bad
I mean, it's gotta be this one. I just gotta figure out the joke after.
This is terrible. It's horrible. It's horrible.
Don't ever roll the proms, please.
Okay.
I'm fumbling. I'm fumbling a good word, and I'm gonna be sad.
that it's somehow worse to get a good word and then make a bad joke and just have a bad word and make a bad joke.
How much time is there?
Fifty seven seconds.
I will time to think about this one.
and locked in
this doesn't make sense after you'll know sorry I'll try harder next time
Hmm
Oh my, it'll somehow be the funniest thing you've ever written. I like it unlikely
Now one might be fucking good now one might there might be something to that
I can't think of shit. I can't think of a fucking thing 10 seconds
I
go myself you can't
more than once we already
you did up already. It's like when a picture
movie says the F bomb in like the first five minutes.
What question for the streamers.
Uh-huh.
Did you have an OBS update that your alerts are now silent?
I like my sex like I like my party sub.
Media enough to satisfy 400 men or up to 600 women. Wow. Okay. All right, it's nice. It's good. It's good.
Okay.
Three second joke coming up middle school for me was like
Goonathon.
Goonathon, baby.
I read that.
I had that as an option too for a word.
I read it as a word.
Goonathon is pretty good.
Goonathon.
Yeah.
Goonathon, a ton of times until I saw it was goonathon.
That's good at that.
I like good at that.
Why do you give two people that?
Oh my God.
How are you voting troll?
What are you voting?
That's too hard at it, man.
Why did you laugh?
What are we doing here?
You loved yourself, man.
Yeah, you laughed at it.
So called free thinkers.
How many youngies does it take to change a light bulb? Oh man. Three, one to screw it in and two, two guests all just have to go for cool.
Okay, he's keeping up with that one. Okay.
He's really a bad boy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why did the wide butt plug cross the road?
No flared base.
This happened the week before whenever I was up here hit a you know flared base, but plug was a problem.
Okay.
It's difficult.
Corey's joke is similar to my joke that's coming up where it was like, you have one third of the punchline.
I'm trying to make sense.
You see the right thing.
The road is the anus.
And the cross.
It's a tight game.
You're getting it back.
How cool.
Looks like the prediction markets for the 49ers versus the Seahawks this weekend.
Oh, yeah.
Well, back to back to our next question, Bowman.
I grandma said the best thing about squirts is the guns.
Well, in version of the norm there, words guns.
Sports guns, sports guns, sports guns, sports guns, sports guns.
You ever notice how bad sheets?
I just have fancy version of toilet sheets?
Stickin' there.
What?
You should have this there next to anti-fark technology, right?
because she'd is like ship so it's fancier to ship in the bed than the toilet
bed she's you were sitting in bed
but I think that's
it's the joke both ways
the joke both
I mean the left one
is not a joke or funny if I
I made it right right now, you said it's not a joke all over the fucking suffer for it
So just because you lost doesn't mean you got to be an asshole. I'm not making it as full I'm bomb saving facts
My love life is like a meal yet air hard dead in the water
See that's a job
Too soon
I'm sorry.
You're gonna notice how Mike too looks like a slightly better Mike won.
Mike too.
Did I joke for me?
No.
You really think fucking Jackbox would joke for me that?
Yes.
That's crazy.
I was really curious.
I don't know what the fucking glue, I don't know that's true now.
They're not gonna do it.
I'm gonna give you a quick answer.
Who am I supposed to do?
Dude, I thought you would do something better with Mike too.
Mike too is like the world's your oyster.
Alright, that's here for the next part.
It's like, you don't do that too well.
You can find that nose like you picked it.
A group of stinky babies walk into a bar and ask for a spare change.
Homeless babies, the babies are homeless all now. I'm sad.
Well, this is this is a joke for me. Have you ever tried pussy explotary?
That's when you blast that goddamn pussy. Yes, man. Yeah, that's the way to do it. Oh, yeah
I still get so much joy watching other people play jackbox that aren't us because it like I've never seen anyone else ever succeed at certain jackbox games
Like I'm watching someone play quip flash the other day. Oh, it's tough man
Yeah, I'll never forget the Jimmy's challenge. I don't recover
Tainful to watch all say I think we're definitely the best jokal players honor. Oh
Oh yeah, I got the pressure. 100%.
It's a bill bill.
It might be the only joke book players.
Yeah.
It's literally like my second favorite.
It's just what's going on here.
I absolutely love the influence from other people with that being too much.
Like, you know.
It's so good. Yeah, the wheel, the wheel's really good.
Yes!
It is long.
Yes, he was right. Oh the long joke, bro
Second tutorial. This is the same thing. Oh, whoa
Good summer
and
it's just it's a job funny but it's a joke so like I think that's worth a point
That's it.
I'm a bad boy, hit some it now, no regrets.
Love it.
Holy fuck!
I literally did this joke already.
Should I try to do the same joke again and see if it lands.
Because I remember no one left at the last time.
Yeah, I think try to really send the same drill for Peter to use funny
This is this is okay writing compux sheet on that one only once
Permission to talk shit you up granted
That didn't mean the same words
I don't want peaks. I don't want the word beaks. Oh beaks. Is it great my favorite birds?
They're just a lot like Bix.
What?
Got fuck, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not.
Yeah.
I almost have killed you.
You can ask fucking, you don't have to treat you.
Because Docs have bills.
I'm fucking, I'm fucking bad.
Oh, my God.
I would kill you.
I mean, I'm fucking in.
I'm fucking in.
me me in my first time yeah I'm fucking fucking it yes make love and it's good
you're so my club and cover your ears of your sensitive I'm so
Oh, Dom, I bought politicians were smart.
Yeah!
Ooh!
It's kidding.
You get some base.
Have you ever heard about the cube with nine sides challenge?
That's where you mean either.
Cube cube with nine sides.
It's got a certain mic to this to it
He hooked with nine sides. It's just bugger off
I don't know what I would have done, but but that's really good. What's the prompt? Just now?
I think I was object
Again
They're fucking voting me out, man.
It wasn't that bad.
He wasn't bad, but you know what I'm saying?
I want to open a store that only sells dogs
and call it Nazi dogs.
Oh dog, that's it.
He's the bad boy. He's the bad boy of the day.
It's a much for some people, you know.
Yeah.
Rich Uncle Pennybags looks like a cross.
What's the mean?
A penny and a bunch of bags.
Oh, this is like something.
Uncle Pennybags.
It's a good round.
It's a good round here.
Oh, it's a good round.
It's also a buff when the joke starts with all caps props.
I got beats every time. I got I've screwed around a lot of skip beats.
It's like a damn 20 20 election.
I can't use the beat for the non-sick.
I'm going to have my Netflix comedy.
What do you got against Joe Biden, man?
I have more cookies than 24 whatever.
Alboyden was
About what years were I just want to make sure the joke it's a space of deserves. I have more cow more cackies than Alboyland
Holy crap
Marius is a lot more
Magnets how it work
How it's made episode and they just do go into a marriage and a wedding
and others have come
but I was like, I come, I was just someone jacking on their space today.
The worst part is I don't know.
She simply just joined the discord call to do is, or a farming with this corpse voice.
I'm here, I'm here.
I'm single by the way.
Very, very, very, very long.
I do not think mine was like that.
Oh, this is the joke I thought was hard, God.
No, it's not even there today with the 11th.
I'm a nasty little revolving door because everyone is coming inside of me and a little
dizzy.
Everyone is coming and going would have been a little bit better.
Yeah.
Why do they die?
Because they go through the screen and you just walk straight.
What's the difference between most people in BX?
BX!
Looks quite, quite, quite, quite.
Oh!
Who's type, can we vote for just the who type to BX so they can make fun of me?
Right, Tommy.
Tommy, a jackpot.
It could be a jackpot.
I've never seen it though, so I don't know why you're not in the...
You never seen it.
It's not a jackpot.
No.
It's not even mad that he typed it.
It's fine.
it to me like four straight time like come on man we want you to have meat oh you
didn't that's the bad boy you should have one you should have one chat you're
a bunch of idiots don't worry my words I thought about something besides because no
one picked them so
what is it get up you've been not got it my hometown's nickname is the shipwreck
because it's where I crash.
Thank you.
Okay, that's a joke.
That's a joke.
That's what I said when I wrote it, I went, that's a joke.
That's a joke.
I call my bedroom the farmer's market.
Because I go there for a treat once a week.
These are maybe the same here of joke.
It's a control!
Yeah, no, it's mine, but it wasn't funny. It's coaching with one of the farmers market is and it's self-deprecating and it's sexual
It has everything
But did they actually have farmers markets on a cruise ship?
Yes, that's a really good one
Somebody didn't even fucking vote. I vote
So I was thinking of how to turn your joke against you
You're still one
What?
Damn.
What the fuck?
Damn.
That's just a joke.
Now no one will go against him.
Oh, I'm going around.
Oh, I see.
Or is it gonna end?
My ass may be.
Maybe I'll get a little dizzy.
Maybe.
Why the sound to save rough twice in a row?
I have to wonder in that for a while, man.
Is that are you bathing us to try to get us to save Raffraars?
Is that what that is?
How to live? How to live?
A roof, no one's hard to say twice in a row.
It's a different word.
I don't think he's asleep, right?
But he's part of the country he comes from.
I don't know what this means, but it made me...
You... you go.
Good, you know?
You know?
But, aura, that's so odd to say twice in a row.
Not that one, I was so sure.
I was so sure.
I was so odd on that one, I don't fuck with that one.
You lost me.
Oh
You were cooking before but you just want to miss on that one man. I want to miss one man
You know, it's really hard to say bark twice in a row. It's
Really difficult. I don't want to bark bark bark. I don't know
That's right
Mark, Mark, it's everything. It's coaching. It's funny. It's performative. It's a little bit gay, bro. I don't know.
We have to vote against it now to destroy his confidence. I'll just get worse. I need to do that. I'll just get worse.
I'm sure. I grandma said the best thing about squirts is you don't have to blend it up to drink it.
what? talking about diary first. what? oh yeah that made that so much work. I was talking about shit. I
thought he was talking about the shit from like the gland that might be pee. no, I was talking about
shit out of an ass. just gonna, are you a bad man? I'm always a bad boy. gibley knows what I'm
Talk about no one like my shit. I love tired. I know jibby that's tired. Hey josting.
That was a bad boy. Oh shit.
This is going to be like the worst day for me.
I like my sex look. I like the party sub.
Poppings on the side.
Okay, if I may defend myself from this assault
You like your your party sub with the toppings on the side that is kind of insane
Would be you
I got the topping part, everybody got the topping part, everybody got the topping part, everybody got the topping part, everybody got the topping part.
You got the topping part.
You got your pick, my joke, I wouldn't have gotten that upset, or it's still in you.
I call my bedroom the farmers market because I got the two plums for one special.
Thanks God.
I'll draw the reference to a television program.
A reference to an HBO television program.
You can't choose his fucking reward, his petty attitude with any of those.
I like my party subs, like I like my normal subs.
Me, Paul Marin, I was so fast.
Just the sub that you get.
That's why it's funny.
It was, I like my sex, like I like my party subs.
Not I like my subs, like I like my sex.
I was always telling Nathan to go away. He's Yucky.
That's nice.
British British mouth.
Go away.
It's not great.
It was a go away.
I'm proud of you.
It was Miss Delphine.
This is Delphine, dude.
That's true.
She's like a sausage in the mouth.
Okay.
Who wants a burger in the mouth?
She said that means...
No, that's...
It's my father's body.
All of that's right.
That's right.
It's a spreader body.
That's good.
Marriage is a lot like magnets.
You stick together as long as you're attracted to each other's poles.
Well, that's cool.
It's actually pretty good.
It's actually pretty fun.
It's scientifically coherent.
It's hard to be rewarded.
There it'socracy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, Ryan.
What are if the two women are married,
how do they have what are their poles?
Women can have poles too, bro.
What's the pole?
Oh, well, you're gonna make me say it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was just not just this and this way.
It deserved it.
But the other one didn't.
I think I coupled it up there.
So there was a void.
There was a void.
If you failed and it wasn't.
If you've been a...
You ever notice how bad sheets are just the fancier version of toilet sheets is pretty good. Oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god. Oh my god. I got a can't believe you let me sense a hell
It wasn't good one
Did purpose to do joke bug like when I wasn't there because like he never doing one I think you know
Yes
I'm going to go pee. I'm going to load up a different pack for now. And then maybe I should
just leave this one open I guess. No, your computer is not that powerful. You guys ever
go to a YouTube and just listen to the PlayStation 2 start-up sound. You're so good.
It's a good situation too. It's so fucking good. And just to throw that other three of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for my childhood
Good the reality of the child yeah, my daddy's trying to motel and people would leave them behind
I would expect to be here. That's interesting
and
a
Yeah, yep, yep, yep, that's so good.
I'm a PS1 too, and Xbox, and a 360, no it's crazy in this house.
Okay, damn dude, damn dude, damn dude, damn dude.
You ever go over to your friend's house and you've got like a 3D over something like that?
Yeah, like what the hell am I supposed to do with this thing, man?
It has like a D button on it.
I have to make it over here.
Chibli, you can't put me on my beef area as well.
Dude, all my god, I'm gonna do a steak and then I'm gonna
deglaze a steak and make caramelized onions with the
freaking shit in this, I'm gonna literally, that's gonna go
crazy.
It's shit no longer gonna be a vegetarian.
I forgot about that.
Dude, I'm not gonna be a vegetarian like two years.
What the hell you're out?
You were a veg when you went out.
I thought you were a vegetarian home.
Yeah, but I got bored.
I used to look up to you, Kimberly.
What?
I gave it a good college try.
10 years or something.
I didn't know this was going to be no code.
There's no password.
There's a password.
Oh, there is.
Okay, okay, good.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Why?
I panicked.
I'm saying.
Stay.
Someone.
I'm gonna go pee here, but I'm not gonna go pee here.
I'll just let that tutorial on you.
It was Cory. That is how it'll be back.
It seems like everybody's here.
I'm going to the horse and agres in the cause to turn around.
That's you get it back, what are you doing?
No.
Let me get the gun.
It was a horrible impression.
What ever.
Ground beat.
It's...
type in that one. No one else do it. Ground beam, cleanness. I want to talk about
thingsstakes when we when we finish this three-minute writing session. Okay. Thanks for
getting out ahead of that. I just want to not forget.
to
So that'll give you good words.
Okay, I gave you great stuff.
I feel like, um, there, thick stakes are great.
Everyone agrees, rib eyes good.
Uh, a T bone, if you can still get it, a strip line, T bones too much.
I love a T bone.
You get a little of the tender line in the other part that I can't remember, but it's also
good.
Well, I, I love, I, I think it's two different types of food.
I love a steak that's like two millimeters thick and long is fuck and just salty
The shitty cuts can still be good even if they're not as good as a good steak. They can still be good
Yeah, I want to get into the shitty ones because you know if I learn that like I'm good
A shit in Priske sir loin cap. I love that sir alone cut
I'm skipping the digestion. I'm putting in my ass
This is a very small amount of words guys a lot of words. I talked I maxed out everyone
It's not me this time. Yeah, I'm also a max out guy. Good. Oh
Jesus Christ guys
I think I see the words Apollo type.
No, you didn't.
I don't know.
100% that was not me. There's no way you could connect that to me.
I think I might have put in one of the best answers of all time.
It's going to get no votes. I'm going to fucking freak out.
And I'm warning you in advance.
and
if
and
I don't I'm I'm nervous I'm scared that it's gonna flop and everyone's gonna tell me to die
I'm I'm glad this one isn't names that we will you'll get a genuine reaction for what
it is without us knowing that it's you so like you're gonna know it's not your words though
so it's not gonna be like a bunch of random referential shit like I think you're
It is a random reference
You have one second on you man. I don't know usually you type of you
I don't know if I got this. I don't know if I got in I got some luck
What were you doing during the gap in your employment history?
Big pussy online definitely employment
Hungry for Aoli give me mustard catalog
We'll see online
What's next
That's not it.
It's about like half of my words were much related to that, so they owe you a little
man.
They owe you a mayonnaise base sauce.
Thank you for the other.
Where do you get your best ideas?
The Carter III or Andy, my son, my boss, prison Andy.
Okay, you said it like you're a part of the family man like this is the one same guy
And he's a son
He's my father
Thank you. I appreciate
Everybody tell me to die. What's in your briefcase right now? 15 slightly exposed Victoria secret catalog or beef penis northern myan penis shit probably your penis
I lost to the word penis three times. What can you say?
What's your typical work lunch, prison, and the or local piss in my face?
And no big piss. Local farmers market. Yeah, yeah, my co-host.
Micro-pistrum a huge dick. Cock the table. Wow.
How do you hear about this position? Well, Gene's how to start instant shit, or I'm in every position with the whole.
They're both good, but go into hell.
I had to sell many words.
Sometimes the words just lie in upright.
I got stonelot.
How would you manage employees without talking down to them?
I'd most likely karate.
Yeah!
Or, I...
Come on!
Yeah, 16 of you as well.
I definitely have more than that.
And make me long!
I'm by the man!
I definitely had more than five.
Which is really...
Well, they're like a saying five.
Five percentage of people who will vote for something
no matter what.
And that's like a statistic.
It made me lost.
So big as ever.
Hi.
Is there a man constant?
That's the one.
Listered man.
Is there a man constant?
I don't think he's stopped.
Hi.
I always like the other person.
I'm a man of the people in America who believe Listered man in the country.
I love myself.
I'm not in super-driven.
I got it right.
I said.
music in the office, Bruce Malau. Now I only have two CDs, so see if people
prefers new jams or room five.
and
I'm done.
Me too.
Me 3.
I'm pretty confident.
Some of my chases did Yodavoy's sex.
That is really good.
That is pretty good.
Are the Philadelphia 76 or still a team?
Yes.
It's just, it's right there guys.
the
the L.A. Kings did do like a warm-up where everybody wore number six seven
saw that
was the crowd all due in the gesture
the gesture
fully six seven just that it
you can catch a ball in each hand and you move it up and down
I'm sorry.
the
one
guys, I'm on today
I'm elevating the form, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, being asked about it, I'm doing some shit, I'm doing tricks on it
you're a bad way through the timer
I feel pretty good too when we get on this.
Feel alright.
That's the gesture, it's like someone like...
Gambling.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's something.
I'm all fracking.
Good cup of Joe.
I mean, I would love a good cup of Joe.
I needed this Joe man.
Bulla thought today after my haircut. Oh, you're coming father. Yeah, yeah, man
I got the shit they make the bottom of their way. Yeah, that's man
I got a lot of me to go for later. Yo, mine if I open the menu in order by number
Someone beat your score on the company pinball machine. What do you do? I call his wife and farts
Mother fuckery bro, piss shit come come come come come poop pinball
That's Ryan's up in the fucking below.
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan, I have to pay myself for that degree.
He's the first one.
He's like, I'm all in the shit.
I'm doing tricks on it.
Like that comes out.
The office is always way too cold or way too hot.
What do you say to the maintenance person?
God, it's so messed up, chill, it shit, chill, it shit, toast with it, they've read the office person is Ryan.
I don't know what that's funny to be.
I'm just completely annoying the prompt.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll fuck up.
I'm gonna split in jackbox and start already.
What the fuck are you?
Oh, shit.
I thought I was watching a stream.
I'm sure he's going to be on the board.
The variety is the spice up business.
How do you eat your home?
Trish just insinuated that your social media presence is a little spicy.
How do you respond?
Motherfucker, fuck Trish, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.
Or Jimmy Carter in a jock strap.
Ha ha ha!
Jimmy Carter in a rock strap.
No, you know.
I think we're doing it to people on the river a while.
Is Jimmy okay?
No, they can go with them, bro.
Every one in the office is suddenly barefoot. How do you respond?
Victoria is barefoot and I jerk off.
off. I just fucking suck and suck and come.
That's crazy.
Fucking the toes and come and not.
How do you convince your co-workers to come to your community theater show?
Whooops below full-stank boos.
Throw enough money at co-workers and throw up.
Hmm.
It has to go because I feel bad.
It's just too rough.
Oh, great.
Oh, yes, public opinion.
to be everything one of your answers has been blooms penis
but sorry I wouldn't be that every single fucking prompt I can get was boobs penis
come shit fuck bro
let's see your coworker friends you for a prime how do you evade the authorities
I blow job the authorities gay authorities or Ross spaghetti kiss the polo fuck my myself
my myself
to
the
It's getting would be nice though
You don't have to be gay to blow job to them. These are them. Okay
Let's see who's in the lead
Damn it's tied up there
There, there you took a hit.
I don't know why I'm going to boil it.
We have to type again.
One, once more, one single prompt.
If you take like a half of the writing and this and put it in job boat, man.
Huh, for real.
and
it sounded like that was your husband and his name was Bob and you wanted to stop him from doing it
it's it's not that you said Bob like a really
Oh, nice Ron.
You should change your name.
Oh, like he's not allowed to leave me.
That's a name that's done by Ron's fucking real estate lad.
Well, she's supposed to do, man.
He could have tried a little harder.
He could have held like a piece of paper up against these guys.
I don't think that works for sneezes, man,
because it's not that's the noise because it comes from that vibration.
and
one word
there I love it there
Why don't I have my...
No my?
Okay, I have my time with up no!
I cook, I cook, I cook, I cook.
I'm fucking hate, I'm not gonna lie hate job, dob.
Why can't I take more than this?
He did, I hated that hate it, I don't like this one, I hate it.
No one cares, not about me, you know, but anything I have to say.
to say
you know it's
you know when you are
when you get a lot of blow jobs
and then you get ready to play the hub with clothes and you go for him comes over and she's like
oh dang it, that would close
nobody's talking about
no he should read this
I hope clean and polite. I know I ruff her. I hope you went down on a man at 7. I know I went down at 7.11 and that kind of has bars though
7 p.m. 7 p.m.
Look, I forgot to vote again. I'm not even joking.
What are you looking for? You couldn't vote. You were in it.
It's probably hurts to kneel down on a hybrid floor, right?
I got more chopsticks in China.
I hope to check all eight legs on come.
I know the weather, mother fucker man.
I hope my dude on demonic shit.
I know the pressing shit, bro.
the
weather for the
Yeah, see if it's a spider-all piss at the rain, you know, maybe that type of shit, you gotta climb up this damn spout again.
Yeah, because then my words were, come and penis again.
I hope my final jack-off get up the walls.
I know, I know grandma vaping mold.
I hope invisible people start kissing me.
I know I is not so.
You're both really amazing.
Yeah, I really want to be people the the plot to the next person
Oh, those are those are both good. I can't be mad. Yeah, they're both very good. I can't be mad about that. I know I is nuts. I'm really
Well, well job
What the fuck are you?
I was being demurred because I thought I'd forgive you.
It's been non-shalline.
Well, we got one of those.
We got one of those.
Ah, that's a wave.
It's really like it too.
Like, wow, you know, Nelson is back.
Don't you feel like it crashes every time I exit the pack.
I'm fortunate for you.
That's the best thing.
I crash my fucking machine.
I do like my fucking machine.
Like I crashed my fucking machine.
Thank you.
Let's do some cookie house, man.
Yo, it's much off.
I realized that I stopped picking Jackbox 11 because it's one of the jackbox games that
doesn't have the games in its steam image.
So I don't even know what's in it.
It's a good one, I think. I think it's one of the best ones. It's one of their best in history.
They're in chats with each other.
So one of their best in history. I don't know what I was going to say and that's what came out.
One of their best of the last 11 people out. One of their best in history.
As you guys probably want to see this.
I don't want this. Yeah, a little bit.
It's okay.
Yeah.
What the hell?
We don't have the pressure of having made this,
but everything that jackbox themselves looked back from like,
you know, nine years ago,
and I was like, yeah, we fucked with that.
I'm fucking sorry, what are we doing back then?
There were probably some that they were like,
that wasn't the best idea.
This coated bag, yeah.
He's a little like it.
Yeah, it's not.
It took me a second.
What? Why?
That's not that because...
I can't just make a comeback again.
I don't even think I'm funny.
He's gonna do it again.
I'm gonna take him my fucking time.
This looks like someone I didn't want it to, but now it's kind of funny I guess.
I'm going simple with it.
So that looks like somebody?
I guess not.
We're chill.
That bro looks like Bart Simpson.
That was the idea.
My name is Shibley.
Hello my name is Shibley.
You really did the thing where you started writing in the manner.
I'm writing in the manner room.
It's probably fit in there.
It's just the A's.
It's really small.
The A's small and the A's.
Even smaller.
They got to let's.
They're trying to get.
I mean,
a keen season.
Cookie baby.
Thank you for saying you like my boss Simpson.
I wanted to give him kind of like an orange shirt too, but
there's an I didn't have orange.
That's fair, that's fair.
They look baby.
What the hell is that?
Blueberry Turtles?
Turtles?
What?
Blueberry Turtles?
Turtles?
Yes.
We gotta get this, he's gonna be probably in a bad boy today.
That's getting bad.
I'm just kidding.
Yeah.
Yep, go on, Charles. Yep.
Damn, bro, draw. Dude, that's damn hell.
Hell, god damn, help, help, help.
Crazy.
Howdy, can I?
Yeah, man, no.
We look like a bubble.
A bubble gun bill.
Anyone ever had one of those?
A bubble gun bill.
No.
We have to say,
as ice cream and the nose is bubble gun.
And it looks like that.
Yes, make yourselves laugh because I certainly won't know exactly what I'm doing with this one
I can't know what I'm doing
I need some time
I might give you a type of piece to finish your one stroke
Woah
There's only one Kinsey.
Well, you look like you're from Kinsey.
You're gonna come one of those guys that can finish without touching anything.
Nah, I don't think I got that aiming on this.
You're gonna count.
You're fucking the count.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saw a 3-1 time ago that he cuts a hole in all of his mattresses.
I have sex with it and he's in bed.
Doesn't his wife care?
What are you like, you can't explain.
I just have to, I gotta assume that guy doesn't have a wife.
Maybe he's like, maybe he's like,
yeah, he's like,
he's getting a whole, the spring.
Yeah.
Well, that might be meta.
Maybe it's the soft one.
Soft spring?
I don't know.
Anything's possible.
We got a space.
The theme is busted children's toys.
Yep.
Blueberry turd kernels is crazy.
Especially because there's not how kernels is spelled.
Yeah, but I- the A makes it more like anal.
It actually- I didn't think about that. It does.
Yeah, blueberry turd caengle.
You really locked him when you were writing anal too.
Like that's it's all like on the same bias, same size of the letters.
My sense of urgency.
And seconds.
Just stay.
He's got things.
Cookies down.
Go play with your pipe pressure something.
Just a children's toys, states blind box, or okay.
I don't like a cookie, man.
Yeah.
I'm going to vote for it because I don't like it.
Is that the guy that puts the wallet in the mattresses, too?
I was paying attention.
Isn't supposed to be like broken?
I mean, yes.
That's why California is shaped like Kansas.
I think you both did a great job, honestly.
You both did an awesome job. Thank you. I think yeah. I think stuff
constitute mine only just got names in the known top.
Bip it. Bip it.
Off-brand, pop it or broke it in the control.
Bip it.
Wait. You should stop, Bip it.
Didn't it look kind of fun? I'm not gonna do that.
I don't have that. I like that it only has two things you can do.
Why don't you call me that sack? It looks like one should have pulled it out.
That's fine, I got scared.
After the scrim, or pickle me Elmo.
Pickle me Elmo, it's pretty fun.
I like that a little bit.
I just do the ozone do the Elmo voice.
Pickle the reference at the same time and I think I dodged a bullet at jumping that.
That would have been fun. That's pretty fun.
That's informative.
It's still a time.
I mean, time is done.
You're trying hard, you're good.
That's not all from the screen. It's kind of good. That's fine. That's crazy.
Rambler animal.
That's like that's something. They don't know. They don't know.
Rambler animal. He knows like that one. Yeah, yeah, you're late.
That's a cookie. We can't make a cookie.
None of my business.
Straight up, quintil though for Manja to go there.
She got the Charlie Browner.
Gingerbread, the gingerbread starter, standing on the door,
a daughter. How is this a challenge?
This is in the challenge?
Yeah, give a human-safe one challenge.
I don't know what to do about this one at all, man.
Oh, I know what to do.
Maybe I do now.
Holy cow, that was really fast.
No, I'm going to make a leak up with the hole.
It still becomes a cross ride.
Oh, there are a lot of gingerbread cookies.
Guess what I'm gonna have a go-all.
He's really on that one.
No time, I'm all past it!
No, I'm never a minute!
Shut up!
She freaked me out and I fucked up.
I'm going to make some roasted carrots and potatoes tonight.
Mmm, mmm.
Okay, it's win.
That's win's basil.
Mmm.
Basil.
Remember the name it we need to grab build
I'm not going to get it out of there, I need to be funny, I just tried my best, fuck fuck
I don't know what to do.
What do I always forget that?
A daughter of a ninja breadbother!
Pussy is just as pussy on a cat.
Or ginger?
This guy is like modern art!
It's so funny I would go over that.
That's a little shit.
That's a very good.
Naturalite or Lady with the pig tails and crazy earrings.
I wonder who won't do that one.
No, it says.
This is the baby.
That's Metroid's.
Baby.
Sorry, that's Samus.
Baby.
I want to create a push.
I like it.
Good job.
I like my lady.
Okay.
You're a duckie, I'm poor.
I'm trying to see the one on the left.
Poor thing is like rushing.
He's got some flow to it.
It's like moving.
Don't forget.
And there are arms or thumbs.
And there is that key.
There is that key.
That key is the key.
I like that key.
It does kind of...
It's kind of pissed me off that the one that one was just a really well done person.
It's kind of crazy that none of you looked like they're just crushing me.
I like it, bro. I just can't vote for it.
Wow.
Get back.
Just a long.
Got him.
I have been long-term.
Better one, okay?
Never.
I mean, well.
Did the big one just hit?
Thanks.
Order. I'll just hand it off.
I like cooking.
Now you team members.
What's this freaks?
Joe, Joe, that's the go.
That's the go.
So why don't you just put in your own thing?
Just dream something up and feel it like in the customer's own.
Now go!
DREAM!
So what on the shape is?
Tempting me.
They keep making the cookie shape like a thing that I recognize
and I wanted to do that, even though it doesn't have anything to do with anything.
Got that? Yep. That's not the one I chose.
I'm going to do it anyway.
You're drinking cup to Joe, I'm drinking cup to Jane.
Where did he do it?
Dude, there might be something to it, actually.
I think that's good.
People's got a Jane addiction.
Hey, there you go.
Yep, we can watch how that works.
He's quick like that, don't worry about it.
I'm going to do it.
This is the green goat key.
Okay, so, the green looks like the guy who plays the Neo-Wanabe from Ramon's boy.
What's that guy's name?
He's like 10 things that are not words that I know.
You say he smokes Neo-Wanabe?
You know the guy who is the Neo-Wanabe.
Oh, JP, JP.
Yeah, it looks like JP.
It's a joke, he smokes me or want it, I thought I read the guy who smokes you, me or want it.
And would you smoke even smoking that me or want it?
I'm calling this confection, give it a name!
It's that strain that makes you say, well...
Hahahaha.
Whoa!
We should get into Pokemon cards.
I heard it's the next picture today, but it's a great time.
I've reached brother-in-law conversation.
I'm gonna I'm gonna open up boxes of Lego Pokemon sets and hope that I find like a rare piece
That's nice
I asked for blood get it out of my sight a huge nuts tiny as dick or blood diamond
But the diamond is like made of blood
Yeah, it's fine in the air.
It doesn't look like a spider-man diamond.
Oh, my Jesus, let's tell you, I think yes.
I just think I've seen it.
You've seen a big, non-stiny, is there?
I, yes.
Damn.
It's on your face.
Birds I've knew, bro.
It's a good idea.
I have a third hearing, as a Prager Night versus Big Mask, the Swirl and Tung.
Yeah!
Mayor Dog versus Newtheable Shield from 14-15-2.
That's great, they're both really good.
I'm going to see that bug in the nightmares and one, two, and that's it's about, well,
it's a ball.
I'm going to add a draw slower than you should.
Do the details of the color around them.
It takes way longer.
And then you run the time.
That's the way the coloring over the details.
So fun, you're all keeping score.
Very cool and useful.
This is a long game guys. Oh, it's still going. Yep, let's get back. Oh, yeah, look at it on two more Joe
Grammy Graham robot is a
Robot is a...
Robot is owned there to the workshop, man.
What ever.
Just be one of the old.
I'm gonna be on the market for whatever day you say.
Name it all! Easy, easy, draw it down, please.
Hmm.
I almost finished the cookie without doing anything, but I wouldn't have done that.
Also, if you don't vote for mine, you're a fucking pussy.
I shouldn't vote for yours then.
I had a lot of work to do on this run.
This one's timely too.
is it thing that that okay it's time-lead
you want me to shake let's do a Harlem shake flash mob yeah I go
Yes, dude. Yes, dude. All right, you come in my bathroom colors a name. Two wait
Let's do it in the neothea other that be fun. Oh, I've never been to Greece
You run you ruined it. I think I'm here to better cuz you couldn't say it
Hey get more business casual
That's Gilbert's boss versus Al-Borlin. She know where in while at Jane Elkmo.
Gilbert's boss is Satan now.
Your author is not Gilbert, man.
Also, he's anything about a guy and then see when he dies and everyone goes full to crazy.
He's literally in heaven because he converted on his deathbed with us in sear. Deathbed conversion
So you're not your joke makes no sense for two different reasons
Chicken wing wins they chicken wing wins they
Which is a leg versus all in the condom
How is it right business casual?
It's what I hate about this game. People ignore the prompt, man.
Yeah.
It's fricking.
Also, it didn't need to save up a little.
That's pathetic, man.
That's what they're doing.
You did try to get my ass, and you revealed that you probably not have a name this ever.
I get the bonus once. Okay, too! Versus cookie!
Shit, the turnable was like that.
Hello, had on him.
Wings are all good.
Hello.
Yeah, great.
Just trying to relate to trying to get it out for me.
Any other fellows like they eat spicy chicken wings?
Chicken wings and sports?
God, some chicken wings and sports might be the move this weekend.
Oh, yeah, hopefully winning the draft lottery I would be okay with that, but don't you want that?
Well, I was talking about the New York Jets.
No.
Yeah, thanks.
They're not going to win the draft lottery anyway, the Raiders exist.
Yeah.
There's no lottery.
Well, there is a lottery.
If you draft the quarterback, you've got to hope that he doesn't love the cheesecake
as much as Vince Young did.
She's this price man.
Why?
Can he explain that?
Bad joke took so long and it's like such an old reference without even fucking get.
The Tennessee Titans drafted Vince Young and then he went broken because he was spent
into much money at the Cheesecake Factory.
How do you know, Brodo's a football player?
How do you know, Brodo's a fan of the money?
She's like factory pound for pound is more expensive than cocaine.
And who do you think the people that are going to eat such it's probably not cheap, bro?
I do know that the other thing will still cook.
It's all right.
It's okay, pretty good.
Pretty good.
That's the like with the tech that's eating.
But I think I think that one.
I think I came around the minute.
But you know what I say was like an instant lose.
You're sort of a question.
Yeah, but you know, maybe that's the funny thing.
That's kind of a charming thing.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, that's very first.
The other thing about Vince Young that I know is that he would
want to fly and it'd be on a private plane, but he wouldn't order a charter. He would just buy all the tickets for the flight that he was on.
So they would be flying like he would be flying like a delta airline, like Boeing 737, would just been strong in his friends.
But just he was perfect.
He said no way.
You don't need a private plane?
Yeah, but you don't need a 737 if you're just flying a couple of dudes.
Yeah, you're probably like a little swollen.
But imagine when you went, I'm gonna buy every ticket on the flight. That's awesome.
That is fucking sick.
How early you got a book of that, man?
You're like a 8 years in the bones.
I'm gonna skip the intro video.
I don't know how to play
And he's new. I know you're a natural all you have to do is ruin stuff
Guys well this is happening. I'm gonna go pee. I'll be right back. It gave me two really bad prompts. I'm sorry that we're gonna have to try to make this funny
The same.
Yes, yes, oh, I got some funny ones, guys, I got nothing.
No, no, my ankle swollen and hurts help me.
Oh, gout.
Get out.
Oh, I could be up here again.
But it was before the bear.
That's way Mark.
Ginger bear.
Ginger bear?
Dude, when I first ever got money into my life for $20,
and I went to the store with $20 ginger bears for $1 each
and I drank all of it in one day and I had the worst
as a reflux of it ever had in my life.
20 sodas and most 20 3 is all haze man
Yeah, but change it based roast. Oh good man. We're really good
That's 23 we're they we're like the doctor is drunk we're the crappies. Oh they were like like a like a grocery soul brand
That's one of those so cheap
A home brand is what we call them
Let's see what happens if we come out of the game to be honest.
These fear, this is the reason they should die as close as funny color.
And the elaborate prank, but you slip and fall off a cliff and turn into a pop of smoke
or an elaborate prank gone wrong.
20-13 in the middle of the game.
Why are you doing?
Do you like me?
I'm sorry, I really like that one.
Come on.
I'm gonna put it for it.
Yes, I think Mr. Vist should dial down the mystery map of the contestants on this game season 2.
Mr. Kudin, please.
And I left the fun that it gives them.
Baby Shark was sacrificed by Thanos because we loved him so much. Can't come back.
Or Baby Shark grown up and eats you.
David, shot grown up.
I'm getting out of the box.
Come on, man.
You guys are watching.
You don't want to.
I don't want to.
You will ever rest in the end.
I'll take dinner.
Oh, you can't ruin that to me.
But it's cooked well done or a steak dinner.
Cooked by the chair the way.
These are both the same thing, very stuff my previous results.
I hit that man.
Just kidding, that was like medium, well, I got it on a little bit, okay?
Medium, where?
I made a stake the other day, but the first time in like two years.
And it's an amazing, I did a great job honestly, came out great.
It's a stake, I might go buy one today.
Same out great, must've been a Trump stake.
Oh, you mean a mistake?
Yeah, it's an antique shop, but all the things will take 25 years to become antiques
Or it turns out it's a beauty store for ants
That's good
And the first one
But like the only one we get
I get it because well, that's actually vintage no antique
A boutique is like a squeaky shot.
This was just a whole of, sorry.
Got it's a phrase trees.
It's a boutique.
Oh!
Moving things with your mind, but you drop them on your damn nuts, or the things were supposed
to stay still.
They kind of struggle with this one, huh?
Yeah, I wouldn't say, it's so not funny that it's funny, I feel bad.
That's your worst.
I thought it was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
Winning an auction of broken PlayStation play sessions or you were just trying to drive the price up
That happens
Mine's one of these oh
I'll take it what?
I don't know it's good, apparently.
It's okay, it's like my baby shark one, you know?
They don't get us chips in here.
I hate us because they ain't as gentle as the red man.
The things we're supposed to know, man.
I know, I know.
You like or are a fan of
Go to anything could be a movie or your favorite place
But a toast you can answer the questions on your device
Pardon or I'm in just write anything to bring you joy the questions don't matter
Other players are gonna take one of these things and try and ruin it. We know, but we know
If you're really love nothing press it give me one button and I'll give you something to love
I have to be honest with you.
Oh my god, there's 90 more seconds to write two things.
It was crazy.
I need it.
I'm still quick in this.
I think I'll put them music on this one.
There she is, pretty good man.
Apollo, by the way, I'll mess you fucking up.
You're so close to getting your wish of me watching the pit.
So close to it!
I'm gonna get brave to watch the series and then I'm gonna watch the pit, maybe.
Hell yeah, I made it down to the list.
Two episodes in the season two. It's good.
It's fucking stressful.
What's wrong?
I'm finished it, so but I like it.
Why do I have the same thing for two-choing?
What should we talk about the pit the pit yeah, Koran I thought it would spread them out a little bit
It gives fruits for them. It gives you it gives both of your answers to one person
Yeah, well, you know the god. I don't know how this game works when you take the twirl since that you don't have a good much
Puffing the kind
You wrote that twice that's crazy
What is true
Sorry, I just go like a fuck everything up man.
Not everything, but I'm getting better at it.
I'm happy.
the
should look these up so I can actually know what they are and make a joke about them. She was the leader of the issue.
They do look pretty comfy, but they are a hundred you should get dollars? No thank you.
Oh shit, my man. It's worth it. It's actually worth it though. I'm wearing them right now.
Are you doing my even Malino wool socks?
I like my little socks right now.
Wait, who is doing my no wool socks?
I thought you put that in, man.
I hate it. Oh, okay.
We're in the right now. Great socks. Made the switch.
If you years ago. I ain't going back.
You know what I got on?
Not marino, was it?
Costco Pumus.
Mmm. Costco Pumus.
Costco Pumus.
Wait, wait, I got a check. Might be Costco champions. I got a check.
I got some Pumus.
There.
in your pants.
Asages, sad and thing.
Asages from my guy who keeps mowning.
I'm not so both for the Raven's Ex-Kitter.
Ah, about please.
Hi, oh, that's well.
I think that he was mowning.
But he was probably getting the massage from a lady.
Right?
She really conversation just for you, too.
I don't know any.
Ravens of your listening. I want you all in on my calmly. Please, please. We can check
coaching next door. We're making an offer. You can't refuse where Lamar's in his
prime. You need Mike Tomlin ASAP.
Barking. Up the wrong tree. But every time you do it all dogs in the world, growl and
and a small end rule, draw a wall, draw a wall.
Oh, how do you even decide?
After all trees are really good.
Look at the way.
I ran out of space.
I had to resell the drool.
That's not what you do.
Damn.
When you hate Santa Paulo,
you're like, they're growing at you, bro.
Oh, I'm surprised for the pool, stinky dirty poop. They are $120 WTF
No, they ain't even that. I bought a lot of them
Yeah, you probably get the real one down there
Yeah, no, I got the fake ones
Actually got the American one so this really. Oh, you got the fucked up G1
Yeah, that down there. They're
GGU, one of my gamers, GGU, that's pretty good, so they're gonna have this fear of fudge shit.
Please someone say, put by a light guy, in my homing, close enough, locally owned and operated by a strategy couple, I said I'm up in knock-up down, pretty much saying that, same spirit fluid.
I'm just kidding.
Okay, you're opinion wasn't enough to tip the scales.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry you're consideration.
Keep sugar.
Cheeseburger.
He's a little bit of a dog.
Hot dog, cold dog.
But the panties made of unroasted kicking horse coffee beans.
It is in it paradise.
It's the left has a little mouth energy.
No.
Yes.
How do you know?
I think it's like a Canadian coffee man.
Yes.
I don't know.
You made it up.
Pouring.
Why not?
I don't like Jimmy Buffett.
It is Jimmy.
How would it do?
Corey knows, I ruined it. He hates picking horse coffee. I do I do a
Meadie man or steak
Slice out of your own ass or you saw a little bit of blood in the packaging
Yeah, he's not coming. It's not blood. That's not blood
Isn't there always like
how that's ruined. Yeah, I don't know since the beat is what I thought it was funny.
round the third round three you're going to receive a couple of things that were ruined in previous rounds you'll pick the scenario you want to unruly
throw when I'm on around three I'm
maybe a ruined coming experience joked by the way
what's that all the barking ones but i couldn't think of a little one
I think if you wait too long to pick one thing here, yeah, I'm so sorry what it's
like to be behind someone at Tim Horton's.
Like bro, just get the farmers wrap in a double double.
You're gonna add something to save this disaster.
Then you're gonna go up against another player to see who unruly and that best.
Remember?
ruining these things in a funny way. You're still trying to make your buddies laugh and not trying to actually fix these scenarios.
me
you
Like three of our series, dude, would they let us do that?
No, I think we did a wrong story.
I actually think breaking in a Murdoch station would be a sick episode of a travel show.
Like, on the other hand, travel show is like episode 1, we just go to like fucking like, be a mouthy coast
and drink like, living cello and stuff like that.
Episode 2, breaking in a Murdoch station.
You're not through the time, isn't there another station that's at the actual South Pole or a Munson station?
So you could break into that one, see the watch the video about Alan?
They broke into it already?
No, he was just saying like this is the station
Huh
We could you could get on that episode?
I was a called South Pole station. I should should have known
Hey Nick, they've got creative with that one
That's such a street burger
Come on, come on, don't hold the fingers.
No?
Yeah, I like that one.
I see what you're doing.
I don't know what it is.
Moving things with your mind, but you dropped them on your damn nuts!
What the thing is an ass?
And now your delicious walnuts are shelved and ready to be eaten.
I think it's your brand.
Yeah, I don't ask you all about it.
See a lot of people were saying,
Mouth, I thought that was Corey.
I was very confident that was Corey on the right.
I would never, ever.
Mouth would have put another adjective before the wall.
Yeah.
And another broom in the middle of the day.
Just a little bit too small.
Medium rare steak, but you saw a little blood in the packaging. You aren't a little soy-pory-live.
But it's not actually blood. It's myelgurban bro.
Don't say something. It's a little bit wood-say. It is blue.
I'm blue too. It drove your green. Oh, shit. You remember that one? Yeah, Roblox.
Remember that song?
Need life, my old scoping my hands!
Hahaha!
What a great one!
You're great!
Great, gone wrong!
The prank was killing grandma!
Gone wrong?
For Sam Pepper?
Oh, yeah?
he bad. Oh, sham pebble. You can't just keep taking breaks and English Internet personality.
You don't want to know, man. You don't want to know. I would not have thought that was mild.
Oh, it. Oh, he's on the scarsion of the hell.
I guess you're chat loves him.
Pepper though, they don't want anything bad happening in the game.
Thanks.
I don't remember.
Let's take dinner cooked by Chibli.
But it's Chibli Ramsey Gordon's secrets of all chef-child.
You are Chibli!
Yes!
I have to vote for that one.
I love it if we both do pass the audience doesn't get it.
Yeah, we don't really should work like that.
What?
Mexican food locally owned and operated by a Scottish couple.
Who both moved to Mexico with the age of four and feel in love with Wahaka.
The food is actually really good even though the chef is in Mexican.
Yeah, yeah, I know how to say about the same type of place in two different depths.
Yeah, smoke.
I do want to hear a Scottish couple say, well, Hocken now.
Well, hopper forever.
Yes, sir.
I can't help.
Let's do it.
Hey, you made an event you've ever been to fall.
Ha ha ha.
I'm simply better $120, but the sock store is closed.
Or.
But I'm a twitch streamer, so I'm wealthy and who are terrible with money.
I think the one I love is ruined twice.
But I'm a good guy.
What are you meeting with a fucking Justin what are you doing I'm going to slip us right now
They're $120
They're not $120
They are in the problem
They're obviously saying
Yeah, they're actually $150
Hey, oh living look right now
There are 75 Australian dollars
140. You don't get it. I do see what it gives me. What's on the prompt was we get
absolutely fucking do a wheel and a joke boat. You really think I wanted to real
if we do joke boat. Let me tell you that. What if we do real first? I'll tell you I'm pretty sure
this is the password right here. I'll get my mum. That sounds right. That sounds a fucking
No, go pick her the worst thing you hear when you have to shit. We can do a joke boat and a wheel
Worst thing to hear when you have to shit the shit is closed
You're not taking a shit there. Are you live one open?
God unruining it, but I love to shit in my pants. Oh fuck. I'm voting for it. I'm voting for it. Yes, yes, and then I'm ruining in it again
You're not wearing pants
And then you're on ruining it with something else, not the brake password guys.
But the breeze feels pretty good.
Oh, but it's true, but it's true.
I'm just going to explain this game before.
But and then you're on ruining it, but he's sucking you off.
Yes.
I want I need some kudos for not putting what is a thing you like getting sucked off.
Because that's my first time I have the first time.
first time. I'm sorry, well, so you don't like it anymore? No, I hate it now. It makes me sick.
We don't have to swallow.
So that's the way we're going to play.
Maybe we could play if you shared your stream.
I'm taking so long to get in the lobby myself.
myself.
I find my money.
I'm wondering if something dull is just something that makes you happy every day, it's not even that bad.
He's spending a hundred and twenty dollars every single day for a boot.
Oh my god.
He got to cut him for a moment.
You got to cut him for a moment.
I think I'll be really fun.
What's going on?
Somebody, somebody in chat told me yesterday they bought a small pizza and they were offered a
They were offered a clarnet payment plan.
Yeah.
Like, like, 14 dollar clarnet.
Anything, man.
I think I've been using it for a long time, man.
Shop securely and choose to pay in four interest repayments.
Wow.
They gotta be like, taking money off the tops on the highway.
That's crazy.
No, no way.
Well, if it's called the interest rate.
It's like a credit card that you get.
Believe you, the fault if you don't default on it.
Like, they gotta be surprised to make money somehow.
Or how do you think any credit card company work?
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm using clarnet wrong, man
I thought it was building my interest. I mean, yeah, my critical sorry. I don't know what I'm trying what is
Be call it
You got another thing for you. No, we don't have credit. I think we got visible credit
you're a life forever, shake.
Yeah, how are you even crying a wrong rant?
It's the moment passed, honestly, the moment passed.
That's all I got.
Okay.
Please, Ryan.
Please, please.
It doesn't have an answer.
Ryan, please.
You didn't bite on the first one, sir.
I'm not going to home, sir.
My mom's kind of jokeless, please.
And now, please.
one of the great we'll await soon now
oh yeah I don't like this game
the we'll
damn I haven't thought about I've got work in the morning a while
okay I can ruin it
is that two years ago that was that was a five
I say that shit all the time really
yeah
I gotta watch Corey's stream.
I've got to work in the morning.
I used to be funny.
You still are.
Well, thank you.
Fuck.
The boss, baby.
Boss, baby kind of is about the end of the world though.
Okay, I'm picking it.
Okay.
One of these is like a disaster movie, but it does they count that as the end of the world?
Probably.
And one of these is kind of about the beginning of the world.
This is fucked up.
There you are.
These are ambiguous, man.
I don't know.
Oh, fuck.
28 days is not the name of the movie.
Why don't I pick 28 days?
And 28 days later, for a moment.
Bro, what are you doing?
Bro is to go to February.
the world has already ended and they actually start like a new world at the end of the world
the beginning of the world is the start of the end of the world. Tomorrow is not about the world is
fine answer it is just like it rains a little bit man it's I'm using the movie is really
cold yes it gets cold the library breaks and then the guys in the space the
Stations like it looks so clear a lot of people buy a poll. It is a ballroom for a lot of people
No one should do this right. I know Mr. Fastman
Really good the boys logo one that can tucky Derby
No, I did it. It's like I'm just kind of shooting
Are they right? Are they right next to each other?
I don't want a crazy fucking bed here that she biscuit didn't
What? I'm pretty right
I was really hoping for Mr. Fastman. That should change it from Seattle slew to Seattle Slot and then it's like a hot dog
Cold Slot
That's a horse mouth
Dog racing whatever
Oh shit no calculator's no calculators of course I'm gonna I'm using my mind's calculator
I don't freaking know two minutes is 120 shot up
Okay
I got a one three minutes
Trivia at the end of a friday is stupid unless you're in a bar with like food and and I
I guess I just had to guess at the end
Yeah, I don't know the talking was pissing me off. So yeah same same
Fuck it's in minutes. No seconds
Dang it
Oh my god
I had the right decision for the fucking talking man
No, it's $5,000 if you're not on the army time
Shit, he's right, so you got a divided by two. Oh, he's full of hours
Oh my god, I had like the end digits and then I was so carrying fucking shit like
Man, I was you were carrying shit
You want to play
I was thinking he's please move the mouse cursor, but then you did
Did I? That was a me bra.
If you're playing a game with someone and they do something bad to say I'm fucking dog shit. You're a play. You're fucking dog shit.
Okay, great, so you that's a really good joke. You're gaslight and believe them.
No, you just make a lot of this. Yes, you do. Yes, you that's exactly what you do every time.
Right now. Oh, no, I don't have one thing
Most of us only won't know I have more points in Justin
Joke boat I have more points in Justin
You're on there. But does sound like joke boat. I have more points. That just a nice
Did you pick did you pick none?
I picked that bro. We watch an an about tonight
I'm gonna get any and I had four spots split the pod they think we're cheating Sean grow
Well, it's been really amps things up walk a mile with the teaching trunks
Teaching trunks
I didn't get the fucking spin
I've been on that damn it
The really been on that and sit
I can't freaking believe I had more than like 10,000 points in this game
Oh, I see him.
Go that.
What's up, what's up?
I'm working the morning.
We're in the morning.
Deborah, go work in the morning.
Deborah, I'm not shakin' it at most for the, I hate you.
It's everywhere.
You just say more like really serious things in that voice.
of that with. They're breathed and want the Chinese for dinner and want them
pushing chips. That's serious. That's serious in England, that's serious.
You know, you get a Chinese and sort of pushing chips? No, you're pissed if I missed
one because I'm... What the fuck do you mean you've got the Chinese food served on
rice and stay at chips?
You're ruining the fucking fries with the turnies supposed to be Chinese, where's the fucking fries?
This is not a dick or a dick bro.
Bloody no. You're fucking, you know.
You know who's got the most chopstick.
You're not gonna believe this, China.
Oh no.
Oh yeah, this is the moment.
It's not killed them but take it seriously.
Marino Cleo, I fucking feel it.
Well, I know who I'm taking with me to fucking kill Dracula.
Not these guys.
I picked silver and then I was like, is that actually a traditional one?
Yeah.
I thought a trick.
They passed silver to everything back then, man.
Yeah, sure.
Oh, he just said that he's nice.
Oh, I'm gonna take the price to the moon.
Okay, that's really funny.
He's not purchasing outside.
He's smart.
That's a joy.
What?
Come on, guys.
It's G, it's doesn't G.
I can't even, you're almost out there.
It's really alive, man.
Oh, I'm still getting G, it looks like the President of the person is, oh my.
Guys, there's only like fucking three on the half of it.
What the fuck? Well, medium rare.
Wrong.
Guys, it's not really normal.
Cause I guess the Gordon Bay.
Oh, well, god.
Wow.
Why? Why?
Yeah, what?
Well, oh my god.
I don't know.
Oh, thank you.
That's the same done.
He already asked, how do I like my steak done?
Oh, well, I agree.
I wrote well like first.
I've done.
Oh, you're so fun.
You do like, no I did.
That's all you did.
Hey, man, it was done.
It's not like I've done.
It may have moved from a previous and answers.
Oh, yeah, no, I think it's the right thing.
I think I've done right done.
I think I did the right done.
Oh no!
Oh, man! I don't fucking know man!
Which Madonna?
Oh shit, that's a great response!
Don't, you gotta, don't google it.
Watch Madonna's crazy.
I don't, it's gonna be like 1921, I'm gonna be so mad.
What?
I'm in same number.
I'm obviously not that, but at night, at night, at night.
I'm just gonna be like, lower than I think it is.
19.20 what is for you buddy wait a minute
Yo, oh
Hey, if she's that old and we're gonna die now
I knew she was old, but I didn't do the man at least
67
I'm really sure your Yoda voice is the same voice.
I thought he was doing Ray Ramon.
Ray in the morning.
I'm going to hurry up.
Yeah.
I'm going to hurry up.
I want to.
Yoda dirty talk will be fucking funny.
I love this result.
Anyone want to go on a date off.
Oh, man.
Jeez off, I'm taking.
Puff me, man!
Oh, but!
What?
This is um, photoboking.
Yeah, same power slices please.
Please please.
I'll save power slices.
No, I just go on the amyl slices to go away, man.
I'll have to vote Monday.
But the audience voted.
It's okay
That's really fucking funny. Oh my god, they're actually nice
Drinking my shit. Oh my god. I love this fucking square
You just start talking normally I guess
When he gets close
I get close the coming I start talking like go to
Oh, no.
Oh, I gotta spin it to you.
That's gonna be a crazy clip in the library video.
I just want a point.
I just want a single point.
Sire.
So many times crazy.
But it's crazy.
It's a lie, though.
I have all just one.
Oh, he won.
Oh, he's gonna get all the more.
I can feel it.
Honestly, just do.
We just do this one here.
No, I'll make this go longer so jump a little
There's three. There's no time to do it. We're not gonna be able to make jump boat unfortunately. Oh, I guess I'm just gonna leave now
You gotta spin man. Oh, I get a spin to see you. Something good for me, right? There's no way I had just his power
Man
Ooops.
I've had potatoes in my fridge for like 3 months.
This is like this sells for game again.
I already heard this from your streamちably.
I'm sorry.
I know you want me to go potatoes in the fridge,
but you don't throw me at the fridge.
Well, they obviously do the middle of the three months.
Oh, there's a sea premoorie.
You picked that shit!
I mean, what do you say?
Like that the Spinnigan?
We should have our colluded to not do that.
There you go.
Well, oh man, I got a shit deal.
I said it's supposed to be a shit.
It's supposed to be a shit deal.
Okay, someone has to go slow and slow again.
And then I can go fucking shit.
Unlikely.
Why is it the longest spinning section of all that is like really?
Please hit a skull slice. No, I want to keep going because I want to answer stuff. Oh, my
Went off of that. No hope no, okay
Just shouldn't your pants a little bit. Yo swag you aboard just drops so you need to get the swag up
Oh my god mouth chibli you guys
You're gonna get your bag up.
No, didn't you jump and we're gonna all such male fashion advice? That was mouth
No, I didn't say to go. I asked you when you subscribe to it. They told me to buy a timex weekend. They're like 14 years ago
Honestly pretty good for you
Aw man
Oh, I don't know, I didn't get any more of these dude.
Ah fuck.
I've got zero so far.
This is hard.
Oh my god.
I don't know, man.
How many people play pool low?
Ultimately, frees me.
I thought it was just like one guy.
Ah, man.
How many people play rugby?
Good, I fucking thought
What happened to you? I was just tapping the top. I was actually my first one was field hockey
Oh, I'm a dude. Look, bro. It was like, I don't know if there's bad intentions like
No, I had like hockey versus hockey across versus polo. I don't know obviously field hockey is more people that ice hockey play it on a soccer pitch
Yeah, move in this fast I can do this I can do this
When you see an answer that fits the book?
Am I- I have a biology degree.
Aren't all reptiles cold blood, man?
I thought so, man.
He's all seen cold blood.
Is this fucked up, dude?
I- I'm being so vulgar in for real with you.
I have no idea.
What do you mean?
I have absolutely no clue.
I was focusing way too much on cold blood
It did not enough on reptiles bro. I think I picked every amphibian
How many amphibians on the list man?
Shit
Maybe it's like turtles are not amphibians. I'm so slow
I think the total I'm sure I don't know what the fuck you tell me crocodiles aren't amphibians
I'm seeing the mob land.
Yeah, what?
What the fuck man?
I'm 50 years, but I'm 50 years.
Stupid.
Okay, I can get one.
I can get one.
I can get mine and that's it.
And I'm fucked with this over.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck?
It's on here, but the general area of this one, I don't know what the hell.
It's over from my ass dude. There we go.
I just picked the same thing twice.
Yeah, I'm in trouble.
I feel the honest.
I feel blessed that I got woke too.
I'm having the hardest time here.
Bro, what's the top of the head?
When the body's on top of the head,
That's crazy. We none of us know this shit none of us know that makes so much sense
I got my own it was hard to even say really March and we ran out to go
To be fair my dad got me a bunch of stuff once to do with my zodiacs
Sagittarius Gang Libra Libra and you want us a library in here. I see
Places
You want a Pisces library. I'm not even kidding. You might see the pine retro grade right now
Is literally a new I see me. It's a starter sign row. Where are they killing me? That's my mom's eyes
These two. I'm Pisces too. You guys got the same sign as my mom. I'm fish. Yeah, I'm a Pisces. I see pie and I eat it
It's a real original.
It's like so few spaces that you can't to win on.
Oh shit.
Hang on.
You made it.
No.
No one's ever gonna find out if my I'm using Clarnarong.
Oh my gosh.
Maybe it's because we're not going to get a plan with the question.
My name's Elk.
Oh my gosh.
I really hope this isn't a quest on a classic. Oh, should I should I not kill myself?
I don't know why I just put one of my dialas I know might be killed. Oh
Yes, if he says Valentine's Day again, it's gonna be so fucked
Wait, that's all
I have to shit man. Oh
He's the shitter!
Yeah, but you pee when you poop.
It's inevitable.
Maybe?
Yeah, people are gonna pee when they poop.
It's inevitable, maybe?
Yeah.
You're game, everybody.
You're game?
You're game.
I got it.
Kiji.
Kiji, Kiji.
I know over time Jopper.
No, I got it.
I got it.
You can potato, man.
That's not so fair.
Later.
Bye.
It's literally good. It could be better the potato could be better the chicken is good
What's the clarnage?
Yoke?
Something's a too beautiful for this world man. Something's a too beautiful for this world. I actually
When you buy a pizza on clarna
Do they charge you interest? I thought they were given like zero per cent or something in which case you would be a fool to not put your pizza on clarna
Sometimes they give you zero percent. No interest unless you don't pay.
God, I'm gonna buy everything on Clarenobrol. They're given out infinite loans to everybody with no credit checks.
That's it's stupid. It's free credit. I'm gonna buy some shit on Clarenobrol and just return it.
They check, well I don't think they're gonna worry about it to be honest with you, I think I qualify for the pizza.
I don't think they're gonna worry about it to be honest with you, I think I qualify for the pizza.
I don't know why some crazy shit on Clarenobrol.
The game will not close.
Um, I didn't send you over to my wife stream, have a good weekend to all the people who choose to celebrate it.
Halfway through January all. We're doing good.
Doing good. Still got to get through all of January that's left and then also February,
but still halfway through January is good stuff. Keep it up. Keep your head down.
We can make it. We can make it to the middle of March when the year gets good.
We can make it to the middle of March when things get good. We're already like a six-to-the-way there or something.