you
Chant did bubbly win this sparkling water battle. It feels like it was a few years ago
there was a ha and bubbly. I feel like I haven't seen a ha in a long time.
I feel like that's true. I forgot about La Croix, but I definitely feel like La Croix got out-competed up here, man.
It's still around, but it's been relegated to the organic, vegetarian, local food section that you peruse a little bit.
It might be a place where you buy like one can of soda, but you're never going to get
a case there, because a case is like four times the price of the cases that are in the
drink aisle.
You might occasionally be like, oh, it's you kind of soldered or they're cooking up
in Vancouver, but I'm not paying 499 a can on the regular, that's insane.
By the way, I was at work Friday when you were asking where I was.
Okay, you ate you ain't special, so was I.
That's like the base case, man.
When the soda comes out sizzling.
When the soda comes out sizzling,
Kingston, Lone, Star, fajitas, upstairs.
I want to see if they ever changed this policy.
Lone star Texas Grill Kingston, Ontario 4.105 that ain't too bad sort by lowest, lowest rating.
a year ago none of them say none of them say I wanted to get sizzling for heaters
but I couldn't get them because I lived upstairs or I I was seated upstairs I guess you don't live there
permission to slag out I'm gonna say granted
This is Tuesday, it's not a Monday, so I'll allow it on a Tuesday.
Damn.
restaurant service we've ever had. We did a pickup order. They forgot an
item. They did call to tell me they forgot but I spent 30 minutes on the
phone total waiting to get a manager for a refund. The manager was rude. The
food was disgusting. No disrespect. That's crazy if it's your worst restaurant
service ever. That's not good and I could understand why you would want to
give it a one star. But that being the worst restaurant experience you've ever
her head is crazy.
Went there for my wife's miles, you know it's bad because they keep naming the servers.
They don't go our server, they put her name in half of the reviews.
They're putting her on blast.
Went there for my wife's milestone birthday tonight.
They kind of a milestone, what do you think about it?
But I understand she's probably turning 50 or 60 fair enough.
And made sure peaches are lackluster and spacey server whom we repeatedly needed to make the
same request for napkins, box, et cetera, et cetera, twice or more in order to get her
to recall it.
The place wasn't busy at all yet.
She simply brought us the bill.
was zero acknowledgement of the occasion. The food was fine, but this sort of service
I can promise I'll never be returning. Update. It's been a week, not only have we gotten
squat, but when I called the restaurant to follow up, the male manager Don spelled D-A-W-N had
no clue of any incident as we documented, and obviously nothing done to atone for this
unacceptable service. Does the KIG still make fajitas? I won't be returning here. That's for sure.
Good morning, man named Dawn, dude. This is crazy.
crazy.
One star of use of restaurants you've been through, kind of the goat, man.
One complaint that chicken fajitas, let me further explain, that chicken dry as the Sahara
desert, the rice was not any better.
The flower tortilla dry, yet powdered, price high as the sky, have to ask yourself why.
2 out of 5. Service 4 out of 5. Atmosphere 2 out of 5. Total score 1 out of 5.
Alright, gamespot.
Doesn't make any damage because people are using the whole scale, man.
Holy shit. I learned a lesson about Lone Star today. Never take a group. They were completely
inefficient. The management didn't care. The staff seemed distracted. We arranged
dinner for a group of 100 people over the past few months. Holy cow. Table for 100, please.
They made us pre-ordered the food. Well, once we got there, it was like they never heard
of us eventually the food came out. The fajitas were hot. When the fajitas come out
sizzling, almost every other food was served cold because they made us wait so long.
People ate it anyway. That's very gracious. First time I've ever had a bad experience
at Lone Star. When I tried to talk to the manager, he explained how it's my fault for
bringing so many people. Live and learn. Just learn to very valuable lesson. Don't
walk into the restaurant and ask for a table for 100. I feel like the manager was
probably in the right on that one. They had a reservation to be fair. I'm freaking out
because multiple people seem to mention that the manager's name is Homebreak, which
for Mexican restaurant in Canada just doesn't seem like a possibly future. It just seems
seems crazy. I'm just wasting my time here, but I'm having a good time, so maybe it's not wasted.
I love this one. That's all dot dot dot. Hi, dot dot dot. We just arrived home from supper at the Lone Star.
72-year-old Canadian spotted. We just arrived home from supper at the
lone star. My parents came from out of town and took myself and my son out
from my birthday dinner. Said at the bar, well we waited for our table.
Our tender was great and he was personable.
Waitress was good as well.
But when we were served our supper, our fajitas were not sizzling hot.
The chicken was moderately warm. My mother and son's plate were both lukewarm at best.
The manager came over, thought, thought, that fixed the cold-fry situation quite quickly.
Thought, took Carfa Hita chicken, fixed and reheated them and then reserved the same food,
but at least hot this time. By this point, we'd been there for two hours.
I'm so disappointed in my birthday dinner tonight. The server should have caught that the fajitas were not sizzling.
When being served, very disappointed.
Hardcore gamer 101. Thank you for your feedback.
We appreciate it.
Hardcore gamer 101.
They don't give you free refills on ships anymore.
That's too much, man.
My 2025 New Year's resolution was to leave more Google reviews
with substance.
I have over 50,000 views on my reviews.
That is kind of sick to be honest.
I mean, I think leaving reviews is good.
We need more people to leave reviews for average experiences.
Because there's only two kinds of reviews.
One is like I had a horrible experience.
And then the other one is the dentist's office leaned on me
when I left to put a review on Google.
We're a local business.
If you scan this QR code, you can leave us
a review on Google instead.
And maybe you get like 10% off your bill or something
like that.
So there's always like five stars.
It needs an asterisk.
That was like I received compensation for this review.
If your restaurant review includes the word parking,
your phone should immediately get so hot, you drop it.
I sometimes, I'm not, I wouldn't put it in the review of the restaurant.
But there are, I'm, listen, it's heavy is the head that wears the crown and as the guy
do in the driving, first thing I think of when we pick a restaurant is where am I going
to park?
And sometimes there's a parking lot and that's easy and sometimes there's like an ample
street parking, sometimes I'm like, ah shit.
This place is in Yale Town, man. Where the hell am I going to park?
Park on the other side, take the damn aqua bus or something like that. It's like 16 extra
bucks on top of the bill.
Not the restaurant's fault. Me when I explain to you that the restaurant chooses the location.
Get a cargo bike.
Taking my wife to her Oma-Kasay birthday dinner on our cargo bike,
our tandem cargo bike in the rainyest city in North America,
greater than sign.
Riding our cargo bike back to the Aquabus,
back to the sky-trained, to get to the parking lot,
where our car is parked so we could drive it back to our house.
I was dinner. I don't even remember that was like seven hours ago. Child in the basket
might be peak though. The mention said settling in, I don't think so. I still know where
I am I still know who you are.
I can still remember I watched the movie from the 90s on the bike today I watched
but I'm a cheerleader. I'm going to say three and a half stars and a heart.
And I'm my review, which I already placed on letterbox, is I finally understand why people
A-F about Natasha Leon.
For a while, I was like, I don't really understand why Natasha Leon is like the
Internet's favorite sister, at least until she started the A-I animated movie company.
I thought it was because she went, Tuesday, what a concept or something like that.
I thought she was kind of like Kiano Reeves for, like,
reditors who happened to be women or something like that.
But then I watched the movie.
I was like, I get it now.
I totally understand.
RuPaul, where in the straight is great shirt?
group all saying
these days like i
i'm an ex-gay or something like that
rupals in the movie he's probably like third build bro
i think it's a passionately on
play a duval
i say it's maybe rupal third build
and i'm gonna say number for maybe like malony linski number four
Do you need to help these in it?
Bud court isn't it? That's right. Where's mod? Hey bro, bro. You look like bud court. Hey Harold. Where's mod?
Student dollars man. Ron Paul's drag race. Okay. That's fucking funny.
Ron Paul's Drag Race is kind of swag.
Also Ben Stiller, he's got that Ron Paul built.
I'm sorry.
I'm still dealing with the, well, let's, I'm still dealing with the fallout of yesterday
saying that Ben Stiller is jacked in, uh, meet the parents.
I've still got people who are like 22 years old
being like, that's not what Jack is.
You guys, again, I grew up with the first X-Men movie
where Hugh Jackman was just like a carpenter or something
like that.
You grew up, unfortunately, and again,
I'd like to stress one more time, not your faults.
Maybe you could just explain it to me.
Why Hugh Jackman at 58 is more Jack than he is when he was 29.
29. If you could explain somehow how this happens and I'm guessing the answer is something like
chicken and broccoli. He switched from white rice to brown rice. This is my stroke, bro.
Or is that Ben Mendelsen? I can't tell. There is no my stroke, bro. Keynote graph studios. Are you
Ben Mendelsen? I thought you were Bradley Cooper. That's my bad. No disrespect to either of my goats.
Keynote graph studios, what could you be?
Could you possibly be like Babylon?
I haven't seen it, but it edifies Hollywood.
You're okay.
So your James Cromwell, this is clearly like early 20th century
lost Angeles.
And this is James Cromwell, like maybe within the last 10 years.
And it's in black and white.
and John Goodman, how is it possible that like a hail Caesar is not in black and white,
but it's similar on the theming, are you all the way, are you make? It's not make. Guys,
what's going on here? The artist, can I tell you something? I thought the artist was
French. It is, I thought the artist was like, I think I may have gotten the movie,
the artist, and the movie, a more twisted at some point in my life. And a more I know is
about, it's about a really old couple, and the husband gives the wife a gift that
she's unable to give herself. And the artist, I don't really know what's going on in
the artist. It's got what the French call a certain, I don't know what, the main actor
this is French like like the fellow from bon cop bad cop. The guy in number four
looks exactly like John Goodman. Bro that's because he's John Goodman, man.
That was John Goodman. RIP John is not dead and neither is Chubby Chekker.
Imagine if he was, I'll tell you one thing, 10 Cloverfield Lane, pretty good movie.
Well movie that I watched, let me get the whole Benichi tech all out.
What movie did I watch recently where I was like, I like this movie better when it was
10 Cloverfield Lane, give me a second here.
I didn't dare, I like Bagania, right, did think Bagania was like 10 Cloverfield Lane, but maybe like maybe 12 and a half per cent worse.
Bagania is good. It's pretty good. I think it's pretty good.
The Broncos appeared in two AFC Championship games in the 2010s. Each time they defeated this team, it has to be the New England Patriots.
But before winning the Heisman and leading Indiana to the national title for Nendomendos
played at this school, James Madison.
I thought he'd play for James Madison.
Maybe that's the coach.
Maybe the coach coach for James Madison.
With the killer mid-range game, this seven foot tall, long-haired Gonzaga player, this
must be Zach Brow from Gangega.
Consensus All-American led this school to its first turn he once seen in 2013.
Tall-died long hair immediately I think Joaquin Noah by no he played for Florida in like the mid 2000s
Long-haired Gonzaga player
Consensus All-American
He's very tall
His name is Kevin
His name is Kevin...
Porter Jr. I have no idea who it is.
Kevin Costner...
Kelly Olnick.
I thought she was working with Regist.
Well, Antarctica has the most penguins species in the world.
This ocean at country is home to the greatest variety of penguins species.
This is going to be funny.
Um, how could it not be New Zealand?
Okay.
I'm so glad they put oceanic because if it weren't for the fact that they put that
word in there, I probably would have said like Chile or something like that.
This is Nicholas Cage and Jesse Eisenberg, but this is like the least insane face
mash up this actually looks like a real dude it does it does kind of look like
Dan's a big brother 14 picture not not as nice as not as handsome as Dan
looks to be honest but it has that same sort of vibe to it that not the red shirt
but the black shirt then that might be 2010 now that I think about it that's
That's Dwight Eisenhower, here you go.
Typically packaging red tins.
This candy is butter crunched coffee covered with almonds.
some kind of bark, Clark Bar, Clark Bar, I have no idea.
Gofafi, I was on the tip of my tongue.
World of Warcraft was featured in an O6 episode of this long running show.
It's got to be South Park, right?
When a secretary's idea is stolen by her boss, she sees an opportunity to steal it back by pretending she has her boss's job in this 1988 film starring Melanie Griffith and Harrison Ford.
I have no idea, bro. It's not first live club. Moving, moving, moving, non-up.
Moving, non-up. So 101 Dalmatians. Working, girl, makes so much sense.
Mego's rapper offset and record producer Metro Boomin collaborated on this 2017 hit, named
And after the style of his 16x World Champion Pro-Restler, 16x World Champion, the Undertaker,
the undead style,
Hogan style,
John Cena style, Stone Cold style.
I have absolutely no idea, man.
China style,
Tristratist style,
the rock,
the let it rock.
I'm done. What is it, man? 45% got it right. Rick Flair drip. I don't have ever heard of this by life. Rick Flair drip.
So old on the last two. I didn't sell on this man. I didn't know it. Don't get baited.
You've definitely not heard this one. I appreciate that. Okay, working girl. I just didn't know.
college football, California Berkeley cow, Kelly Olnick, all in a row cow, come on man.
Dude, I had oatmeal for a late breakfast, got to be honest, that shit is not keeping me full.
You're, I don't know, skilled difference, maybe. The oatmeal's keeping me pretty good, man.
I don't know what the, that's one thing. You could just double the amount of oatmeal you're eating.
The thing is like, I mean, I don't think gram for gram, I don't think there's a food
more filling than oatmeal.
That's not like radioactive or something.
I'm a growing boy, you're old.
Are you growing because you're young or you just getting bigger?
Speaking of which, I found this out in an Isaac episode,
it was a horrifying moment.
Did you know that they didn't call the movie the whale?
Because he's a big guy.
Did you know that they called the movie the whale
because they're studying mobile dick in the movie?
Four or five years since the movie came out,
I thought they called it the whale
because Brendan Frazier was a large man in the movie.
So, imagine me being like saying something like that's why they call it the whale.
And then people educating me and being like, no, they didn't call it the whale because
Brendan Fraser is fat in the movie.
They call it the whale because they're studying Moby Dick.
me look like a fucking asshole man. Maybe look like a complete dickhead.
But like, they knew what they were doing. I guess is what I'm trying to try to say.
You think they did the after you think they put Moby dick in the movie because they're
an Aaron Omsky was like, well, I got to call it the whale, but I don't want people to
be mad at me.
Originally we were going to study like, uh, I would think of a book, I think of a book,
oh, uh, the kitchen in the right. You're right, notice, um, watching, but I'm a cheerleader
today. Buildings Romans go harder, not harder, but they feel different to watch after
your Romans already been built on. I watch a lot of buildings Romans when my Roman was
still being built. Now that my Romans have been build, don't. The movies take on a
different sort of, different sort of light. Sometimes positive, sometimes negative,
sometimes just different. What are you saying? Oh, you, you don't know what a coming of
of age movies called, they're called Buildings Romans.
Are you a real movie watcher again?
I'd say so.
I put like 1982 to 93 minute long movies on my watch list,
so that I don't spend eight minutes scrolling
every time I finish something.
By the way, what the fuck do you mean?
I finished watching, but I'm a cheerleader,
and then four minutes,
And then for a minute, it's like 40 seconds later, crave is like, if you love that,
hey, we're just going to start playing episode one of a television program called St.
Dennis, St. Dennis Medical.
Like I finish a movie and they're like, would you like to watch 10 episodes of television?
No, bro.
You only have two movies on your watch list.
My private watch list.
Not my letter box watch list.
I can't spend my whole life curating list that are open to the public.
I have a watch list on my phone in the app on letterbox.
I think I only have punch drunk love which I have already seen but I'm going to see
again and also Linda Linda Linda which I got to see of course but where after you
using. Prime video. Famous parents, famous lesses. Oh, a famous horror director's
bro. Maybe we all told Golden Gate, Brooklyn, Tower. I mean, these could be famous
bridges. Of course, I feel like maybe re-alpto is a famous bridge. That makes sense to me.
Needle. Killer. Killer B. Honey B. Bumb will be. Carpenter B. Carpenter B. Carpenter B. Okay. Yeah, that's right people. It's
2026 they're not just ants anymore, there's a ray, Bob Dylan albums with an extra
vial at the end, there's a ray, wanting the twist to weave, to lace, and to needle,
techniques on a loom, wind, what is it to, to twist something, intertwine. And what
are we looking at here? Want, desire, need, want, crave. Starts with the synonym for
you're still didn't have it. Starts with synonyms for Hanker 4.
Oh, amen.
That's rough. Hanker 4 is crazy. Cowboy, asward. All right. Now here, the more
less, I put you on notice, steps. I don't think you're, you disrespecting
twice with that 9 million malarkey in Spotify has Paul Poppipes get cut. That's all I'm trying to say.
If I can't trust your data set, why am I even playing the game? You need to prove the data.
Otherwise, I'm just clicking buttons for no reason. Banana has to get more searches than Turkey.
Well, okay, we move on. Probably people are like, nobody searching for this. It should be searching for Turkey.
How about that? Two chains versus twice?
Well, twice is, they have a 50% penalty in this game for some reason, so we go two chains.
Guys, what the fuck is going on? I'm going to say Transformers Age of Extinction. I've made
a huge mistake. People will give the, oh, okay, no, we're saved. I'm going to go to Terminator over
twisted pair. I'm going to go up over the Terminator under your S. Don't ever question
K-pop stands. You have it so backwards. Twice is more popular than they up here in the game.
In the game, they have a debuff for some reason. Because yesterday, I was like, why was
places like 9 million when they're one of the most popular bands in the world.
The people are like, well, it's actually it's niche.
Keep up is more niche than you think.
And then one person, rather than wasting their life typing into chat, why the bad data is good,
they went to Spotify and went, yeah, actually they're at 19 million.
So I don't know why it's wrong.
And I said, thank you, you're the only real scholar left on the internet.
You're the only real person who actually will go out and look at some data instead of just being like,
well, this is an evidence.
So this is an example of this fallacy.
Um, anyway, it's up.
They put a hit out on future paths for some reason.
It's, there's a future past.
It's Jeremy Renner, bro.
It's nobody.
Based on the mitsky song, it's nobody.
They do not like sponge on the run very much.
I feel like it's still sponge, but never mind.
I thought Spencer, it was Spencer the one that was hated
or am I think of a different movie? I thought Spencer was really disliked.
Maybe thinking of Lady Diana. No, not blonde, that's two different ladies that happen
to have the same color of hair.
I'm Googling two different princess Diana movies.
Spencer from 2021 Diana from 2013.
Maybe I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, man.
Maybe I have no idea.
I thought there was a scene from Spencer that was clowned on,
on social media.
But that could just be, that could just be what Twitter was
like back in 2021.
There's scenes that do be clowned on.
There enough.
I mean, I didn't see I was alive, so I didn't.
I didn't see it already a little bit, man.
Colossal garlic, two pounds.
Two pounds of garlic.
Really, it's going to be pretty cheap.
But it can't be that cheap in Costco, because it's
adjusted by being in the store.
So I say, if cheap as it gets is 499 by 49.
Oh, I've been logging, logging, logging, logging by going with the fucking half prices.
You look like you're from Kirkland.
Hey, that's a real place.
I actually probably do look a little bit like I'm from Kirkland.
No, I don't want to.
I don't want to insult Washington that much,
but things get a little interesting once you get outside of the Seattle Metro area.
Well, once you find yourself a little bit east of the Seattle Tacoma region, or a little
north of the Seattle Tacoma region, I don't even go that far, south of that far east
to be honest.
But people start to look a little bit, a little bit different than they do in the Seattle
Metro.
But you might not even think that, I mean, as an insult, you see some interesting people
inside the Seattle Metro as well.
some of the most interesting people to be honest with you.
So I like it there.
Uh, give me a grease today.
I feel like we never go grease on the first one, man.
All I'm saying is that anytime I find myself a malvern in Washington,
I really do, I feel like I go on,
if we're going to use something we shouldn't use,
which is a 10 out of 10, a hotness scale, like hot or not.com. I go up a point and a half,
just from being ambially in now Vernon, Washington versus being in Vancouver.
And now Vernon isn't even that busted. They got the tulip festival. They got a nice co-op grocery
store and stuff like that. That's crazy. The co-ops pretty good, man.
Squeaks, are you going to go to Chibli's Confession booth? I was watching a little
bit of Kabul Monastery today. Sorry, I forgot any other country in the Earth that's not
not greased, by the way.
Every time I'm in Mount Vernon, it's full of Instagram
baddies taking tulip photos.
OK, now this isn't.
Try not going to Mount Vernon during the tulip festival.
I know that's like, well, you're like, why would I ever go to Mount
Vernon apart from that?
Or if you want to get a representative look at what Mount Vernon
is like, don't go during the tulip festival.
That's an event with regional, perhaps even state-wide
significance, bro, 7,000 kilometers away from Greece. I'd like to spend some time in
Mozambique, never mind, bro, you look like a bottle opener. You look like you're from
new Lando. I was life in lower on dead bird. That was Becca Stan. You look like a sad dude
with crazy hair walking. He's walking sadly after he just got dumped. He's going
Nanana, nanana, nanana, nanana, nanana, nanana, nanana, nanana, nanana, nanana, nanana.
Charlie Brown, type shit.
How about South Korea?
It's adjacent to the answer.
It's North Korea, bro.
We take those.
Plus two arrested development, I really like arrested the development.
I was going for peanuts, which is like a rest of the development is making a peanuts reference,
which is fine.
I can do this y'all.
This is Papua New Guinea.
This Papua New Guinea.
I thought it was like 70% sure that it was Papua New Guinea and 30% thought there was a chance it could somehow be in the Nesia even though Indonesia is closer to Malaysia and has a lot more islands now as a 100%
Now I'm 100% sure it's Papua New Guinea
And now thinks he's mild, mild, and mild, and I'm talking about some, I can do both
type shit.
You know what?
My graduate spider verse has gotten even worse, because it's actually like, I just
look at my phone, and I shake my head.
When I leave a review on letterbox, and the someone leaves a comment on it, that's like
a joke I've heard a hundred times before, I always click on their name just to see what
their top four is, and there's like a 90% incidence that there's a spider verse movie
in the top four. It's always, I, the one time I made the joke off the cuff, I didn't know
how true it was that the top four is always like the best movie that came out in the last
three years, a spider-verse movie, one older, foreign movie that they put in there just so
you know that they got shooters and then also a studio-gibli film. It's like every single time,
every single time.
They aren't wrong.
I think like I've only seen the first spider verse.
I thought the first spider verse was really good.
It being in 50% of 20 to 25 year olds top fours on letterbox is crazy.
But let's say I don't know what it is for millennials,
but for Gen X or even elder millennials probably Jurassic Park is in like the same boat.
same boat. Like, your as a park is a good movie, but like the way that people who were like 13
in the year 1995 treated is like it's the greatest piece of art that's ever been invented.
Big Lebowski. Big Lebowski, believe it or not, I'm just bald. I'm not as old as most people who
love the Big Lebowski. The Big Lebowski code is a
slightly older coded than me. There's got to be something for, and
maybe it's a tunnel sunshine for my generation. I could see that. I mean
a tunnel sunshine, the thing is the reason I feel like it doesn't fit is because
I'm like that movie's amazing. So obviously it doesn't apply because
really is one of the best movies ever made. So that the analogy doesn't hold, which means that
the analogy probably holds as best as it possibly could. Garden State, I don't think you're going to
see too many Garden State top fours though. Holy shit, it was made for me. December 24, 2004.
It's Christmas Eve of my 11th grade in high school.
Universal, what did universal have that was pumping on December 24th, man?
Christmas Carol, then still all it's the fucking fucker, God damn it.
God damn it.
I love Ben Stiller, this is just not good.
It's just not a good movie.
I'm sorry to say, you're violating the circle of trust.
Jim Carrey O'Fore, it's post-bruce almighty.
O'Fore, I feel like, could it just be a Christmas
carol, adventure comedy family?
It would be animated, right?
Yes, man, it's like, oh, wait.
Fun, maybe it is fun with Dick and Jane.
give them a give this a second year.
I don't know what they can do.
We got to try a Christmas Carol.
Bruce Almighty feels like a summer joint to me.
What else was he coming out with?
Host internal sunshine.
Well, around the same time is a terminal sunshine,
but a terminal sunshine, I think,
was a focus features.
Oh, a series of unfortunate events.
Oh my God.
of cars.
Oh, plenty of century box, man, keen in Thompson.
This is Fat Albert, the movie where he escapes from the TV and learns how to be a real person
from Bill Cosby.
You made that up.
And must turn to create or Bill Cosby for advice.
So skip that one, near a max, starring Leonardo DiCaprio, oh, four, it has to be blood
diamond.
That hasn't be the aviator yet. It's a word season 04 aviator makes a lot of sense
Warner Bros. with 86 million free Batman begins
Trying George Clooney from 04
Could be oceans
I don't think it's gonna be what what are you
crime thriller could be oceans like this. The oceans 12. I feel I'm really
surprised that oceans 12 did not make more money faster, given how much of a
cultural moment, oceans 11 was. But you can't only do what the fuck? I wouldn't
have thought that oceans performed so well internationally, bro. Because it sucks.
Yeah, but this is 04, like nobody knew that shit sucked back then. You would just go see a movie.
Like there was Ron Tomatoes, but like I was the only nerd using it to be honest.
We loved George Clooney down here. Where's down here? Like Australia?
Brazil? I didn't know, man.
I'm thebie existed, brother, I don't know what you want me to say, I was alive.
I was the only mother, people would be like, you want to go see this movie and I would
be like, it has a 61 on Ron and Tomatoes.
They would be like, I don't care, the trailer looks good.
The culture was different back then.
Nowadays there's something at a 61 on Ron and Tomatoes and basically means it's one
of the worst movies that has ever been released.
Nowadays, if a movie doesn't have 90-plus unrunton tomatoes, there's no reason to see it.
Because all of the critical media has been captured.
Back when movies were movies, that's what I'm saying, man.
Hellraiser to dirty pretty things.
The Audrey to two films.
I don't know anybody in Hellraiser.
That's gonna be a problem.
This is gonna be an issue.
And then dirty pretty things.
You got Audrey to two, Benedict Wong.
We got the Slateau Barrage from Superman
and also Triangle of Sadness.
I don't know why the MN.
Okay.
Well, we just have to get out of here first.
I'm thinking somebody with an actual headshot will be a good play.
Ah, fuck.
All the hellrazers.
How about this movie, eat the rich?
Let me, let me might have had a cameo in something like a tenacious D movie or something.
The ballad of day go Jones.
Holy, okay, lots of concert movies, which makes a lot of sense, lots of food fighters
concerts.
I think it's going to have to be, I really don't want to do this Ron Jeremy movie if I
can avoid it.
But I think I also don't want to scroll down too much further and get to like, farts of darkness.
So I guess we're going to go airheads airheads, boosie me Fargo, McDormann, Nomad, Lan, Swank,
He's straight there.
That's huge, man.
Lookin' for like a Benedict Wong type joint here.
I have something.
It's the luckiest man in America, the Liam, Paul Walther, where's Paul?
Walter Houser, the naked gun, Liam Neeson, oh shit. No, this works. Liam Neeson,
dark man, don't take Francis McGarman's. But, Ted Ramey, Dr. Strange, they didn't put Ted Ramey
and Dr. Strange. Are you fucking kidding me? Dr. Strange too, no Ted Ramey.
Because if we got to Dr. Strange Benedict Wong, he's right there, man.
What is Dante's hotel?
Wait, take me back one.
No, no, oh, yes, sure. Take me back one, two.
I did the wrong, Ray Me cameo.
Take me back to dark man, and then take me to Bruce Campbell.
They managed to squeeze in the Bruce Campbell to Dr. Strange in the multiverse of madness,
of madness and then Benedict Wong and then dirty pretty things. Okay. I think getting
out of that in three minutes is pretty impressive. All things considered. Considering we
also connected through Lamy. The adventures of young Indiana Jones tales of innocence,
Jeffrey Kissoon. Use Marvel, though. Yeah, we also use Lenny, though. I think Lenny counteracts
them, Marvel a little bit.
Vancouver can not survive plus goals in a season. Yeah, that's Lyndon Bay. So shit. 0.0 per
The setting was on the Olympic team in 2018, bro.
Conucks and coyotes.
I mean, it's easy if you just play, like, by use you, play all of a
record in large and or you could play Connor Garland's.
Garland's probably slightly lower.
Boss, for Vancouver, we end Boston.
We play Nikita Zodorov, Calvary and Boss.
This is where you just start going like, um, Yarmiri Ogre.
Calgary 5 plus goals. You want to dig deep for this one. You want to get someone that not many people would think of.
Like, I would go. Buffalo Sabers 5 plus goals in a season.
Alexie's shittin'ic.
Oh!
Buffalo Sabers, Boston Bruins.
I feel like maybe Craig Conroy played for both.
I feel like...
Um...
Bondled on that played for both.
Well, let's be honest, who gives a fuck?
Who gives a flying fuck?
Probably like Phil Howesley played for both.
That's a given.
Calgary flames, let's give something deep for this one, man.
What about, um, what the hell was his name?
Kuzmanko.
It's not that deep of a cut.
Could get deeper.
Gail takes 0.3 though, not too bad.
Basically, it had all zeros.
Kind of sad that Tanner Pearson has a zero, man.
I mean, he was scoring a lot of goals for us.
Yeah, we forget about Taylor Hall.
You know who doesn't forget about Taylor Hall,
the staff of Jack Astors on Ontario Street
in Kingston, Ontario if I had to guess her.
I think it might, I'd like to apologize.
I think it might be Wellington Street.
Take me in a movie grid.
It's not on Ontario. Ontario is way too close to the water.
I think it's Wellington.
Lawrence Tishburn, Jessica Shestane, Jessica Shestane,
Staying toward title, Molly's game.
I thought that would be lower.
Jessica's chest ain't three or more word title.
I don't know anything that you're in if I'm being honest with you.
Pom hanks title begins with a vowel.
Two word title.
Three or more word title.
Well, the three or more word title is easy.
We play his crowning achievement,
mazes and monsters,
and the two word title.
Got a lot, Captain Phillips 4 has come to the terminal.
You know what's crazy?
Two word cast away.
Oftentimes, stylized as one word,
these days, thanks to Jeff Probst.
I thought that would be a lot lower.
Title begins with a vowel.
I'm thinking like, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
I'm thinking, catch me if you can.
See, is not a vowel. It has vowel energy, though. Despite starting being the letter
that consonant starts with, which is interesting. But vowel starts with a consonant, too.
You should have called them owls, especially because they cost you 250 bucks each on
wheel of fortune.
I guess I am just going to play, I'm going to play it's a beautiful day, it doesn't
just a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Okay. Drop that it, it just sounds cleaner.
Jessica Shastain, I know, I mean, she's in the Martian. That's a given. She's probably in other movies too.
She's been in other stuff, man. Lawrence Fishburn, title begins with a bow, a pakellip's now.
I don't know if he's in crimson rivers through angels and the apocalypse.
Two word title Lawrence fish burn.
Three or more word title.
John Wick chapter three parable.
Two word title Lawrence fish burn.
Probably in one of the P.E. Hearn and Movies.
He's in, uh, searching,
Oh, I was in a plane, I was in a plane searching for baby fish, I was in a plane searching for Bobby Fisher
and three or more word titles going to play John Wick here.
He might not even be in the first John Wick, he might be in the second John Wick.
Oh, I give up.
Oh, the matrix, of course. I forgot he's in that one.
Interstellar.
You're a dark 30, the color of time, holy shits.
Act Braff Milakunus James Franco, Jessica Shastain.
Black, brave, me, lacunus, James Franco, Jessica Shastain.
Nightmare, blonde rotation?
I'd smoke with Jessica.
I don't care if she was a Molly's game.
Not the Brathler? I just, I don't know, something that I just think you'd be really annoying.
I have nothing to base that on. I just get the idea that that hang out with Zach Brath
would be kind of irritating after a while.
I have nothing to base it on.
Whiskers, a noun, meaning a hair of the beer, whiskers, and ferocious, a adjective, means
didn't he beat up some kids on punks? Were they punking him? I mean, there's almost
like punks takes place in a bubble. If you are getting punks, that does not reveal your
true nature as far as I'm concerned. If you come home to your house and movers are removing
all the shit from your house and then you start being mean to the movers because you
don't know that you're being pumped. That it isn't like I always knew I got bad vibes
from him. People like crazy and crazy situations, man. Why do they do so many commercials
as Jay the In Turk? I didn't know that. We don't have those ads in Canada. We just get
Hudson erects, the dog and the cop respectably.
Promise, a noun meaning a deck, dignified,
an adjective meaning showing or extrector,
a noun meaning a wooden platter for serving food.
Trencher is middle English for serving platter or night.
It couldn't be anything else, but I've never heard of that.
It's implied that it's JD and Turk, but they're just two guys.
You know, for an incredibly litigious society,
I get that vibe from American commercials all the time, which is like, I'm obviously playing
a character that I played in a media property, like a movie or a TV show, but I can't
say that I am that guy because then I would have to pay residuals or whatever, I would
have to pay rights to the studio that originally made it.
So instead, I'm just, I'm just doing the same thing that I did on the show as the guy,
but it's not saying I'm the guy.
Disguise, a verb meaning.
But it does seem crazy to me that Terry Cruise can do those dodge commercials where
he sings 1,000 miles, like he should be paying the way in his brothers, at least a 100
grand a pop.
He should be breaking off a 100 grand for each of the way in his brothers.
Because that's his character from the movie.
Coveralls, a noun meaning a one piece outer garment,
Obsidian that's like twelve brothers. I'm talking about just Marlin and Sean and maybe
Keenan Ivory because I believe Keenan Ivory directed the movie. He doesn't have to break off
100 grain for each way. That's psychotic. But at least Marlin Sean and probably Keenan Ivory.
Obsidian and now in meaning,
Mental, a noun meaning professional, a adjective meaning of relating to or
the secret to me for some reason. No, Damon, Damon is an involved in
in white chicks, I think. Damon, an involved with that. He was probably
filming my wife and kids, man. As far as I know, Kim was an involved.
Hymnall, a noun meaning a collection of church hymns, euphonius, a adjective meaning
pleasing to the ear, euphonia, origin, euphonius, dosages, a noun meaning the ade, co-agitor,
a noun meaning, how can that not be co-agitor?
How could that not be co-agitor?
doctors, a noun meaning someone who...
Cool, adjutor!
Oh, it's a completely different word that I thought it was.
I thought it would be someone who contributes to adjita.
Not someone who is also helping to adjudicate.
My dad got super mad watching white chicks and said he was angry and movie like that couldn't be made today.
That did not happen. That has happened in history, but it did not happen to you.
You did not turn on white chicks with your dad and your dad said, I'm mad because they can't make this anymore.
Your dad was just laughing. If you ever watch the movie with your dad, he was literally just laughing.
You are writing, I consider you an age-in-the-vevel because people in chat will fall for it and they will base all of their beliefs
forever on that, they'll be like, people are doing this and it's really one person that you made up.
I do, I do consider you a co-agitor.
Chuka, not to be confused with Chuka, or Ogura toast.
Didn't she just win the Arama Keenan, red bean paste on toast?
I do like red bean paste.
I also like stew.
I can't deny this picture looks a lot better than this picture.
There enough.
I'll give you that one.
Gachamiga, your friend who plays Uma Musume, pretty derby, vs. Smakonic.
And he also looks pretty fucking good. Cake is really tasty, man. The hell is this?
The burner, hustle, and whistle, but cushion, vs. Coachinita Peabill. It looks like Carnita,
carnitas, so I'm gonna vote for it. Oh my god, oh my god.
It's a pothole, that's a crab, right?
I think that's a crab. Versus, dough, filled with grated coconut, jaggery, and
cardamom. dough is pretty tasty, man.
I can go with that sushi pizza from Canada versus Lemmington the sushi pizza I will cop to
I think it is it's probably Vancouver area in Benchon. I do see it on men use term time to time
This is not a classic Canada like I don't understand what's happening here. I've never seen this. I have seen this on menus
I've never ordered it. Lemmington looks good as fuck regardless though
What do God, John versus high in these chicken rice?
I know I've said this before people tell me to die every time I say it.
I believe that it tastes good because I have heard that this is one of the best tasting
foods on the planet.
If I took this picture and posted it in the discord and said, I just made chicken and
rice.
People would go, where is the seasoning?
They would go, this shit looks disgusting, didn't season it at all, chicken looks
like he boiled it and then put one like cilantro leaf on top of it next to a pile of white rice.
They would be fucking airing my white ass out.
But instead, as in context, people go, wow, that looks awesome. That looks incredible.
All I know is if I took this picture and posted it, people would be lighting me up, man.
Holy shit, at one by point too.
You're getting cheesy. That's not chicken. Cheesy, corny versus puktika. The
lectable, brother, it says, rolled pastry. It's delectable right there in the
damn description. How could I not choose it? Peaking duck probably is just not
going to lose to anything, shrimp, the young, please midfield for IX right now, or
riff, well, though, grandma, hoth. Those are potatoes, potatoes, onions, bell peppers, and
ham. It seems good as fuck, bro. What is shrimp, the young? Shrimp casserole with oil,
the broiled bread crumbs on top and stuff where we could
as fuck man.
These are both probably good as fuck.
It's a horrible picture.
Absolutely got awful picture, but.
Huge.
Stinky tofu will lose.
OK.
That's, they put stinky right there in the name, man.
Damn, got a sushi burger, Tempe burger buns, soy sauce, garlic, onion oil, lettuce, tomato
gets a sandwich, it's a Tempe sandwich, there is no way this has not, this has north
of America all over it, I'm sorry, it has to be made in the United States or Canada,
It's so like, what else am I supposed to eat, I just turned vegetarian, like this soul
like trying to replicate a meat meal with vegetable products.
I can't believe it.
This is not North American, man.
North West of the United States.
I just don't believe it could be Russia.
You can catch me saying that this is sweet and Tampa burger.
Okay, I need you to do something crazy.
I don't know how it would be north east of the United States to get to Australia.
Okay.
I go say the way that the cucumber's cut and the tomato and the way that I don't know if this is onion, but the way that this is cut is giving pie cuisine
No, okay, I mean the last bastion of any guesses in the nature. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god in the easier
I can't believe it. I would try
Hi, Tempets from Indonesia.
That's cool.
Game popularity and Western countries in the late 20th century, which is like when I got here,
but I guess you were here in the fucking like 1800s or whatever, my bad y'all.
Pride cheese curds.
United States?
Yes, I not only would I eat them, I have eaten them and they are greats.
has to be Australia. But the plate is really giving like Romania, okay?
Sure, Mr. Romania, Italy. Correct, confetti de Shumona.
Sure, man, young.
Recovered after the first one, at least.
U.S. was cooking with fried cheese curds.
You know that about that.
Not something the new Hawk II would Jake Paul drama.
I'm not even joking.
Please get me up to speed.
I hate to see my goats do kind of out in the press, man.
It's fake, it's manufactured, I still want to know, man.
She woke up from her nap.
She's been streaming, I think.
Nobody knows, nobody's getting me up to speed.
You're never catching up to speed.
Is an Africa right now?
I did see I went to twitching on the front page.
He was there and the stream preview was him walking
towards the camera, surrounded by bodyguards.
And I was like, that seems about right.
That seems to be every time I tune into speed.
It's him walking at the camera, surrounded by bodyguards.
He is or a farming for sure.
Really shit about video games.
When you walk, you or a farm, running, you lose or a.
He was forced to puke out the wrong meat that he ate.
I saw something about that too,
but I wasn't fully made abreast of the situation.
I saw that he ate some questionable food
and his tummy hurt.
I think that looks pretty funny and bad. Are you crazy? It looks awesome.
Talking, bro, hey, let's do it.
We're getting pretty serious.
Let's share the deep fried spaghetti and meatball fries.
Chicken loaded fries.
This also looks fucking good.
If I may, it's a little expensive, but it looks fucking good.
Hot dog that could be better versus turkey roast dinner.
It looks good as fuck, man.
He means 58%.
The cheesy chips, the one thing I'll say about the cheesy chips it actually looks like
real cheese, which is the step above.
Now they didn't do much else.
Or the dick-pick hot dog.
Hey.
I mean that's just too long, but I think it's, I mean it has to be this, man.
I would eat that absolutely.
It's got to be this, because this is just not right.
Bro, you look like you're from Barnsley.
I would probably go with the slider box.
Yeah, I would go with the slider box on this one.
It's got to be, it's got to be the buff special.
buffs special. It's got to be sausage and haggest hostie man. 83% kind of crazy, but
all right. A free hot dog given to me after a mix up with an order at New York
Mets tonight. Yes, it turned out to just be a bun versus Tirito de Patata with a water.
Why they lost a bun?
How did it lose the bun?
It was free.
It wasn't free.
It was in compensation for a mixed up, bro.
Also, free bread is good, but a free hot dog bun is like, that's not the type of bread you just want to sit and eat.
The Bob looks pretty good. Apparently that's an understatement.
You just got bummed to send this to a friend to totally bun them.
Piss in me off.
Chad, I told you, I fucking told you, your submission for watered divine was accepted.
I'm learning a lot about what it means to be a middle-age man from the other middle-aged
dads that have kids in my daughter's school.
I was talking to one of them on the weekend about a coffee shop and he was like, yeah,
I used to go to it.
Then they switched their coffee and their new coffee sucked and I was like, yeah, the coffee's
been a little worse lately.
And then he said, I actually told them, I said, guys, I love your cafe, but the new coffee
is worse than the old coffee.
And I talked to the owner, and the owner was like, yeah, but the new coffee is like a roast
story that's a friend of ours.
So we're trying to help him out.
And I went, well, that's all well and good, but you're going to lose customers unless you
get the old coffee back.
And then they switched back to like 50, 50.
Like sometimes they have the new coffee and sometimes they have the old coffee.
I was like, you could do that.
You can voice your concerns to a cafe and they could take it under
advisement and like alter their behavior as a result.
I had no idea, man.
There are all just people.
I'm learning this for the first time to be honest.
Cubs rookie carry wood through 20 strikeouts.
There were the only 20 strikeouts in his career before he had nine consecutive
Tommy John surgeries. Don't say Ukraine. In 2008, Russia fought a brief war against
what ex-Soviet Republic. I remember that as Georgia. The awakening is an early feminist
novel by who's Chopin? Mary, I hate men as a song from Cole Porter's song. Cole
Porter's kiss me, Frederick, Kate Spade.
Why Frederick, Frederick Chopin?
I thought that I was trying to snipe the third clue,
which would be like he wrote the funeral march.
Featuring legit nude celebs, protect the skin
you're in is a long running cancer
where an is t-shirt campaign by what designer, Stella McCartney, by no-no-rider, shop-lifted
one of his $700 sweaters, and has since been called in three times to promote his handbags.
Michael Cores, if he hadn't a mark, J-cubs, I'm going to be dead ass with you, I didn't
Mark Jacobs sold handbags. Rose washed. I don't know if he's washed. He's got why no
not on the payroll.
Why not install them all? She stole the the source block so they couldn't make any more.
No, that's my two by two handbag generating block.
Guys, I'm sorry, I'm not trying to shade why no, no, I don't think she should have stolen this stuff.
I don't think she'd necessarily deserve to get dragged in the media for like two years after that.
I don't think she should have stole in the stuff.
Wrong?
Do I miss like a Netflix documentary?
Why is it cool that that why no one has stole this stuff?
And don't say because she was in Heathers.
Shoplifting is a victimless crime.
I mean, that seems like any response would just be a huge argument.
I'm not saying that Mark Jacobs is going to be in financial trouble because why
no no writer stole his sweater.
Okay, that's obviously not something I'm going to try to argue for, but why are we framing
it like an act of rebellion?
When I think I actually didn't, she just had like psychiatric kleptomania, like I don't
I think she was doing it.
I guess you're saying that ends just to buy the means in a sense.
Because fuck Mark Jacobs, who cares?
Because I like her, she's cool.
So it all boils down to because she was in Heather's.
Which I guess is fine.
I feel like when you're why not, you could just like not buy the bag, though.
you could just like walk past the store or something like that. I'm not saying she could afford to buy this
weather. She's sure if she doesn't want this if she doesn't want this so that she shouldn't buy it, but
the feed it's status centers. Amazon recently called Derbs on Arizona's Rio Tinto Mine, which is America's
a source of silicone. No, isn't that a loud fuck it? The only naturally occurring metallic
element is not silver or gray, copper, copper makes sense. I was going to put lithium
first, so fair enough, man.
Silicon, not a metal bro.
That checks out.
She was trying to save Mark Jacobs from the bad PR.
If everyone found out that the store was selling a $700 sweater,
he would have been gagged by the media.
You know what?
Maybe, maybe you got a point.
She was trying to help out her friend Mark.
This sweater's too expensive.
Did you really just watch?
I'm a cheerleader recently or did you just log it because you saw it 20 years ago?
I watched it this morning, my brother.
For the first time.
My parents rented it when I was a kid, but I was too young to watch it.
But I remember that they rented it.
So, what these events in the order they occurred, what the fuck?
Okay, I feel like the first permanent IMAX movie theater was in the 90s.
Our codes were definitely like the seven these may, maybe even earlier.
Breast implants have to be.
I mean, they're 80's coded, but they're also 90's 2020-20's coded, but I feel like the
first ones, I mean, they must have done like a pilot project in like the 60's or the 70's,
I'm going to put it, I'm going to put it there for now.
The first woman is elected governor of the US state, all cop to not knowing who this
is, but the maximum latest date would be like, oh, four or something, because that's
Sarah Palin was the governor of Alaska around this time.
So I'm willing to believe that this is after I max, unfortunately, in vitro fertilization
feels 90's coded to me, maybe like there, and then maybe the squid photo was taken just
last year, man. Okay, okay. It's gotta be this then. Okay, Nelly Taylor Ross, I had no idea in 1924,
holy cow.
Timmy Jean Lindsay.
This is back in the days when ladies were having three names.
Wait, isn't this before when we could vote, that's a book, that's some goat shit.
She got elected governor of a state when women couldn't even vote.
It's five years after, okay, five years at that, that's still a fucking beast mode.
That's crazy.
I know because we have one in Vancouver, I know those first permanent IMAX theaters
fucking sock bro, 1971 is crazy, because the one in Vancouver was built in 1986,
and it's one of the worst movie theaters I've ever been in in my entire life, because
the screen is Mac to a fucking sphere, it's the cinnest sphere in Toronto, okay, yeah,
They used to put the IMAX, they used to map it as a plane on a ball.
So once you're watching the movie, the shit closer to the top gets like super stretch,
like the classic picture of the guy who was like, I was late to the Oppenheimer Showtime,
so I had to sit in the front row, and it's Oppenheimer with the fucking giga-chad Thanos
face.
Potion cellar type shit, exactly man.
Nature's movies were sick on them.
Nature movies, not nature's movies, that's my bad.
No, they're not.
I watch a documentary on that I'm actually a man who's about spirit bears in the Pacific
rainforest and the screen is just the novelty's done.
They need to replace the screen.
The dome is cool as fuck.
I'm sure they can find something to do with the dome,
but the screen is not acceptable at this point in time.
Like, the screen is so bad that it makes you feel crazy
when people are like the movie so good you got to see
in an eye max.
It's almost like they're saying like,
the movie's so good, you can watch it on a fucked up screen
where you can't see half the movie anyway,
and like it'll still be awesome.
Apparently that's not what they mean.
Higher percentage of people born outside the U.S. I'd say, is that the real Dallas?
Forgive me. I know it's Texas. I thought, okay, you zoom in a little bit more in
its dance.
Okay, because I was like, that doesn't seem like it.
That doesn't seem right.
It's a little dot on the map.
It's got to be Dallas though.
Higher percentage of renters.
I really feel like it could be California.
Long Island has has an in-be energy to me.
Less access to airports.
I'm probably going to say not at Lanta.
It's at Lanta, even though they have the busiest airport.
Roll you look like you're from Gilbert Town.
By our percentage of adults with a mobility disorder,
when in doubt go Texas,
by our percentage of people working in health care,
and social assistance.
I feel like you're going to get,
it's agnostic of everything,
Because I don't know the density of hospitals and shit around here.
Obviously, you're going to have more agriculture, probably energy-related stuff.
You're going to have a certain degree, even though the U.S. side of Niagara Falls kind of sucks.
You're going to have more hospitality-related stuff, more travel-intourism.
But also more people.
And I would imagine the higher the debt-population density, the more people work in health care.
Okay. I'll live with that. It's tough, though. I have no idea. It's probably just a lot of
agriculture in the Colorado when I suppose. People got the California one wrong, bro.
What's all mountains?
Agriculture and skiing.
Fifty percent renters is crazy.
Yeah, they don't know shit about Montauk, bro.
They don't know shit about Joel and Clementine.
Joel and Clementine, Christianity.
Because in my head they get married and Joel takes her last name.
He's kind of like, he's kind of a needy beta.
And she, I don't know, I would need,
I would need her to take the Omegaverse quiz.
I think to figure out what she would be.
They do not get married.
They get married literally.
Some haters with no media literacy will say the ending
implies that they're doomed to do the cycle
of falling in love and erasing their memories forever.
My head cannon is that after two or three loops,
they just get it right.
They just figure it out and they go,
you know what?
Let's stop all this crazy stuff.
Let's stop giving 10% of our paycheck
to Tom Wilkinson and let's just get married.
Let's try this thing out.
I thought it was a comedy, so it was not great for a first date.
I can't do this again.
I can't do this thing where I'm like, I fucked up my date by trying to show a girl
of good movie.
I'm sure it's probably totally fine.
I have to believe this that she just tanked it and was probably like, this is pretty,
this was a good movie, thanks for taking me.
Twenty-it-12 sports in New Jersey, New York Jets, Nickname sporting events.
This is the snow bowl.
This is the tuck rule.
Tuck rule, viral videos, American football competitions, bill ballot check, New England
Patriots, New York Jets, and this is NFL plays.
this is the push push. This is the snowball. It's the butt fumble. The butt fumble.
Marks, I forgot about Marks. We have to figure out what happened with Marks Sanchez, where
they were like, is the first time in the history, the NFL's so dangerous, even the broadcasters
are getting ruled out for this weekend's games. And then they were like, Marks Sanchez
was attacked last night before the broadcast and everyone was like, oh no.
And then the next day they were like, actually, he got drunk and stabbed the guy.
The broadcasts there, got drunk and stabbed the guy because he kind of pissed them off.
That's crazy, man.
I'll be posted a Christmas update.
1977 Motorhead songs about the Queen.
Obscenity controversies in music. The Queen sucks shit. God say, why did I think this was by motor?
I should have gone a little. I know God say the Queen by this express force.
I just didn't look deep enough to see them here, that makes way more sense.
19th century Anglo-English writers, 20th century British archaeologists, oh fuck.
Historical figures with disputed sexuality,
Pain is of the order of path, 1935, that's I have no idea man, T.E. Lawrence, to British
for me, I'm afraid.
Atlas Games, now we're talking, turn-based role-playing video games with social simulation,
yeah, I'm thinking it's persona.
It's going to have like 10 times the number of writers as the last one.
1950s, British novels adapted into films that are science fiction about meteoroids,
and monsters and blindness, and plants, soiling green.
Oh, I could have cut the day of the triphids.
My uncle was always talking about the day of the triphids, bro.
legendary tribes in classical historiography, women warriors, etymology of California, women
of the Trojan War, bro, you look like Helen, singer, single gender worlds. It's
Get the ladies, skip the in ladies there this is how I find out the Amazon warriors are not from the Amazon.
I'm being dead to answer to you obviously I know that the Amazon rainforest and the Amazon warriors are two different things.
I thought that the Amazon Warriors were in the Amazon rainforest.
They thought that's where historically they're from.
Wonder Woman, the famous South American?
Well, that came later, obviously,
like the Wonder Woman shit came later.
Wonder Woman wasn't around in, like,
negative 500 BC or whatever. I'm moving on. I got to get some shit, right? I'm not
being the allegations. Blue planet, blue marble, big blue marble, the blue marble,
mugged, 1603 establishments in South America, capitals in South America, port cities in
South America. What's the capital? If I don't know what the capital of fucking
and I'm his or you troll-ing!
Montelbo, paramouribo!
1967 establishments in California by weekly magazines.
Liberalism in the United States published in Istanbul, Milan, New York, San Francisco,
music magazines, political magazines, music magazines,
pensky media, popular music magazines.
I mean, the only thing I could think of as Rolling Stone.
It has to be Rolling Stone.
David Frecky shit.
It is funny to remember that Rolling Stone used to be counterculture.
When now, every time I go to the grocery store,
Like I feel like every issue of rolling stone
is a classic rock retrospective.
It's like the Eagles issue,
the Beatles issue every single time,
but 1966 singles by Eddie Murphy,
by Neil Diamond by Smashmouth.
It's I'm a believer, okay.
I understand now, I get it.
Now, I don't even want to look at this graph,
They do need an exile and guy will issue.
My friend asked me for a recommendation for a movie.
I told him to go see the lighthouse next day.
He was pissed because he was going out on a movie date.
Honestly, are the neurotipicles okay?
I feel like it was totally fine to have a date and go see the lighthouse.
the lighthouse, it gives you some shit to talk about.
Like this is, it's automatically, this is the data point that is like turning me towards
believing that maybe I got something crazy going on upstairs.
It doesn't seem like a big deal at all.
It just seems like it's a complete non-issue.
Might be the mermaid jerking off scene and the farting.
Okay, so what are you suggesting?
inappropriate for a date. You have to fucking the shit that pisses me off as you are all
atheists and you're like, I don't want to watch a movie with farting. It's not appropriate
for a date. What's going to offend their tender sensibilities? Like you're added to towards
the movies that you can watch on a date with a woman or on a runically misogynist. And
you're calling me a misogynist because I didn't know about Nelly Taylor winning the Wyoming
election and for Goober, Natorial, control of Wyoming in 1924, bro.
Plus, the worst case scenario, if she actually does get a finish, she doesn't want to
watch it.
Don't you trust her to be like, it's just kind of weird, turn it off.
It's not just going to sit there and be like, well, he picked a bad movie.
I'm never going to go on a date with this guy again.
Doesn't make any dance.
Why are you so pure at the end of the go?
You're 22!
Fucking chill out, it doesn't matter.
to see the first twenty two minutes of the movie make out for the rest of it
fucking add it to letter box with whatever the consensus score is this is the way
brought
they would they lost they lost the secret text they don't know what they're doing anymore
they don't know what they're doing anymore
Anyway, um...
It's like a 251 degree angle, getting hot, 237 degree angle, or like 239.
Oh, that's huge.
I watched the hateful aid in theaters with my Mormon grandpa and that scene was not a fun time.
I'm freaking out.
I guess I just, I trust everyone I see movies with to be adults and they can just
handle their own shit.
You know how many movies I've seen where people are fucking and I've like watched it on
the couch with my parents when I was like 14, I don't give a fuck man.
I can't believe we have grown adults covering their eyes during sex scenes in like are
rated award winning films with their parents. Just watch them fucking movie. It's not
real. It's a fucking movie. Why would you take your grandpa to a Tarantino film?
Because he's not logging up a fighter that he's going to appreciate true cinema. I'm
fucking dying. I'm fucking dying. You don't believe that these are real people. You
don't believe that the person you're taking out on a date and possibly wooing and
maybe falling in love with and getting married and starting a family with is a real
person with interior already and someone autonomy of their own. You don't believe
that the people who raise the people who raise you are real people with complicated
emotions like a mature sensibilities that can actually handle stuff I'm freaking out.
You think you're the only real person. You think you're the, well, you're literally looking at the
demography of it and I'm be, oh, this movie wouldn't be appropriate for them. They're not an 18 to 35-year-old
male who spends eight hours a day on Reddit. What are you talking about? They're people!
He looks so skinny while crashing out. Oh my God, this is a nice thing anyone's ever said to me.
Chicken potato is fucking working. Chicken potato is working gangbusters.
Holy shit, this is awesome. I'm on that bench still, or meet the parents type by it.
Oh.
He's low key jacked. He literally has a stealth bill. People don't want to respect it, man.
I saw a bride's major in the theater at 14 with my mom and she laughed and poked me
at the part where she mentions the sun's blanket was stiff from jerk and off into it.
W mom, that's huge W mom energy, that's what moms are supposed to do, they're supposed
to embarrass you and you're going to say like mom, that's not cool, okay stop jerk and
off into like fabric when your mom still does your laundry, you grow a little boy, jerk
off into a fucking tissue and at least throw it in the garbage can, or like flush it
down the toilet or something you fucking pervert. You got to only jerk off into
your bed sheets if you're the one who does the linnons, you fucking more on. Of course
she knows you're wacking it. What are you doing, bro? Are you stupid?
Okay, here we go.
Damn, this is a big boy.
That's a fucking shot right there.
Everyone is now realizing their mom's new, they jerked it.
I'm so sorry, but if you're like in your 20s or older and you somehow were still
laboring under the delusion that your mom didn't know her teenage son was jerking off,
you might be fucking stupid.
How could they not know, man?
you're like a little kid, you're not slick, man.
Of course they knew.
Can I tell you something else?
The reason if they never bring it up,
the reason they never bring it up is because you have a truce.
I know that you know, you get a little older
and all of a sudden you're like, man,
every Saturday, my mom would be like,
hey, me and your dad are just gonna take a nap
for a little bit.
Are you good out here?
I'll be like, yeah, I'm fine, mom.
Wow, I guess working hard really makes you sleepy.
They were fucking in there.
I don't bring that up to them
and they don't bring the jerk off shit up to me.
This is the way, man.
His family business.
You broke old martha?
Yeah, I bet it was funny.
I never even saw my parents kiss.
That's funny, man.
Now we're talking.
Well, they were fucking other people then in all likelihood.
Hopefully,
or kissing when the door was closed, like something like that.
Okay, much this.
Why does that sound so sad?
I think it's sad to live in a world where you never see your parents' kiss.
You know, you kind of model your, well, I want to use model a second time here, which is the unfortunate part.
You look to your parents to be a model for what like a grown-up relationship is supposed to be like
Doesn't seem healthy to me
What a fucking shot
This is so easy man. They should make a real golf course like this
And what if you never have one of those?
Okay, it was not really my fault to be honest.
So do you top 15%?
Some of us have divorce parents.
Okay, but like, my grandson, I need you to be my strongest soldier.
Having divorce parents is better than having parents
that are unhappy married.
If the marriage sucks, the fact that they got divorced
is above, they buffed it in the patch, man.
Also, this isn't really fair, because my parents are still married and in love.
But, it's really like 70s to 90s coded to be like on a adult out here talking about,
like, my parents are divorced.
It's not for me to say that I didn't give you trauma.
I'm sure it gave you trauma, but they got it all out between the 70s and the 90s.
Like every Jim Carrey movie in the 90s was about him being a bad father and him almost
getting divorced from the dad's mom.
But then they eventually reconciled, okay?
It's so easy to deal with.
I literally can't say that because I've never been through it, but at the same time it
does feel to me like, I mean, like, people were getting divorced like crazy 20 years ago
and the kids are out there like still, you know, they're growing up now.
So I think they most of them probably thank it.
Sure you, some of them are worse than others. Don't get me wrong.
My parents were messy. That's tough.
My parents who are bad, they clean the house like once a week.
I was messy. They were pretty fucking clean to be honest.
Now I got to call some lady, my dad's wife. That is fucking funny.
I've never in my life been able to say something like, oh, my dad's wife.
My mom's new boyfriend. I don't think I, I would, that would be traumatic for me to get into the adjustment
of saying something like, my mom's new boyfriend, to have to send a message to someone
that's like, I can't write now, Jeff's over.
Oh, my mom took the car, she's on a date with Jeff, on that fuck.
Stuck in my fucking ass room because mom's that on out with Jeff right now, moms are the
loan start, Texas Grill with Jeff. Jeff has his own aluminum siding business, but he
can't take the work truck for personal business. Fuck you, Jeff. Please stop. Thank you.
torpedo. boat wreckage swallow by rough sea around midnight. Around midnight.
It's these six letters swallow boat wreckage, torpedo, boat wreckage, swallowed by rough sea, sea around midnight, rough sea, rough, I have no fucking clue, man, wreckage swallowed by rough, oh my God, two of these are anagrams.
guiding us to jumble that now, man, we ain't doing that.
I'm sorry, give me the definition, torpedo, missiles, what is to ruin?
What is to scuttle?
What is a shipwreck?
What is?
No, I'll just give me a letter, man.
You know what, sabotage, that makes way more sense.
Savod, yes, seven over par.
You didn't even try?
Can I be honest with you?
I saw five indicators and I said, life's too short.
I'm sorry, I'm not going to puzzle out five different indicators.
It's just not gonna happen if they show me like two indicators all puzzle it up
But there's no shot when I saw five different indicators that I'm gonna I'm gonna do anything
Related to that
Bandled today. Yeah, why not the first
Happiness is overrated. Sometimes we just want to feel miserable.
Get another one.
Is it bad that I was happy when Caratthar fell into the pit?
She's too shiny. Shiny people are sauce, man.
I need another review. Emotional terrorism.
bell into the pit. I'm reviewing this as an adult, so ultimately what I say doesn't matter.
This must be inside, ah, inside out. That makes perfect sense to me. It had to be a kids movie.
The pit mentioned. It's unfortunate that I'm 19 now and still have a tragic vampire romance
my joy must have gone on a trip about eight years ago and got lost
under way back, rip, girly, okay, whatever man.
I hate letterbox.
I think it's mostly good, but there's some stuff that I don't
necessarily vibe with, yes, better than lost in translation.
I don't want to talk about it.
Well, I didn't know lost in translation at so many haters.
Let me get a slash marker.
Those.
I like letter box. I just never read the reviews.
My other problem with letter box is,
and I'm not saying that it's Gen Z doing this,
because it could very well be millennials,
but I feel like a lot of shit movies that came out
when I was a teenager
are ranked way too highly on letterboxed because they're being rediscovered like 20 years later.
And it's like people are looking back at the time,
wistfully, without realizing that when they came out contemporarily,
they were not good. They were like worse than the other shit that was coming out at the same time.
Like, I'm sorry to say, Gardens, they should not be a 3.5 or whatever.
Gardens and some of the shoes for it, and I'm willing to go to bat for this one.
Why is the Darcyling limited at like a 4.1 on letter box pro?
It's maybe the worst West Anderson film.
The life aquatic, I do not like very much, but I will accept it being at like a 3.8 because people will just go fucking crazy.
I look at it kind of it's a little bit like you know in a Marvel movie when like a character shows up from the comics everybody goes
Yes, I feel like the life aquatic is like that, but the
Gopshoot is the Brazilian guy with the hat playing the David Bowie songs the suit George David Bowie songs
So it's like every review is like
I the movies not that good, but I love when the Brazilian guy plays the guitar
Well, I'm like, what the movie the movie is the movie, so give the movie the movie score.
But Darjeelang limited being at a 4.1 seems fucking crazy to me.
And I saw it in theaters when it came out.
You're a view of Darjeelang is cute because you got rejected by your crush during the film.
It's the opposite of your eating popcorn rule.
I did not get rejected by my crush at the Dark Healing Limited.
It was within a three-month period around that.
I ate it a restaurant and then on the way back, I told her.
And she went, oh, interesting. Let me think about that for a minute.
And I got out of her, Plymouth Voyager.
She fucking peeled out of my dorm parking lot, bro.
I would not hold that against the Dark Healing Limited.
But I hold that against Plymouth, which a few years after that ceased to exist, too
fucking generous for them to have lasted that long to begin with.
And then also the rest around in downtown Kingston, even though it's not their fault.
Now that rest around unfortunately no longer exists.
But it was a good rest around.
Smell the little funky sometimes, because it was run by like an anarchist co-op, but the grilled
She's fucking slapped and real King Stoneians will know exactly what place I'm talking about. I don't need to drop the name
Someone drop the name so I can go Europe
Immediately got it immediately got it right
Good cheesers good. It's f*** man
Grilled cheese at a restaurant kind of crazy what about when they rest there on certain anarchist cafe
Do they have weight staff?
Now you've got to order it at the counter.
1990 with 1.2 billion views.
This is gotta be like you can't touch this or something.
Or Brian Adams, like everything I do I do it for you.
I need a little bit more obviously.
Don't think it's MC Hammer.
I need a little more, man.
99, you kind of a weird zone too.
You still got a little hair metal.
You're like, three grunge explosion.
How are they doing back then?
Give me some boys, man.
I would do anything for love.
Trying to think of what was on much music back in the day.
It sounds familiar, but I don't know what it is, man.
It's got to be wins of change.
You got it?
I'm being so fucking free with you.
I don't think I've ever heard of my life.
I don't think I've heard of my whole life.
No shot.
You got to listen to it?
I know as I have one point to a belly, man, but I just don't think I've heard it.
You're here. I'm going to mute your audio and I'm going to go try to listen to
it myself. Okay. Only scorpion son we heard was a rocky like a hurricane, man.
I don't know why I thought I was muted.
I swear to you, with God as my witness, I have never heard the song of my life to my
recollection.
And I feel like the whole music video is just footage of the Berlin wall coming down.
So I'm imagining this way and like crazy in Europe, imagining when insane in Europe.
But I don't think they played it that much on the radio when I was growing up, man.
did you reach the chorus as the first part I reached, man?
Never goes out of style, timeless.
This song needs to be heard today because of our current conflict.
Yes, Maria, yes.
If we could just get Vladimir Putin and Zelensky in a room together and listen to the scorpions,
there would be no war, so true.
Our conflict, we're not being specific with the conflict, but just we have many conflicts
So if we could just get everybody to listen to this song, this would solve the problem.
I was 20 years old the night the Berlin Wall came down.
I stayed up for hours watching it happen on live TV, having grown up during the Cold
War.
It was nothing any of us thought could happen, but it did.
This song captures the feeling of the time perfectly.
Relations with the Soviet Union were improving and the looming threat of nuclear Armageddon
seemed to be fading into history.
forward to today. How did things go so far backwards? It seems to me like many of
forgotten those dark awful days of the past. And then the kicker perhaps they
need to listen to this song. Perhaps the whole world needs to, again, did the song
take down the wall? Is it like the East Berlin mayor heard the song? Like, this
shit has got on too long. We got to take this wall down. Like, is that what happened?
They played it too loud. Holy cow, man.
We need the winds of change now more than ever.
Thirty-five years later a wind of changes needed there again.
If YouTube would have existed in this time, this song would have several billion clicks.
This is crazy, man.
No sex, no brutality, no hate speech, only good song.
The three horsemen of bad music, hate speech, brutality, and sex.
Whatever happened to good music, no hate speech,
no brutality, no sex, no sex for me, please.
This is wild, man.
At least half the comments are about Bhandle.
I wish the wind of change come in our lives
out coronavirus, that's so damn true. Five years ago I wish the wind of change
coming our lives and kick out coronavirus.
1980s take me to a better future 2020 take me back to the 1980s okay the song came out in 1990 brother.
The winds of change are certainly blowing horribly presently across our lands.
The future is the finally in the air.
Words to live by.
Oh my gosh, I never really thought about the winds of change are certainly blowing horribly
presently across our lands.
middle age people writing comments in YouTube videos will never get old and like
and see if this comment is even anything wrong with it is just like why would you write this?
I've always loved this song and it affects me on a very personal level.
The wins have changed in the late 80s and 90s.
Open the whole new world for me and many more.
My Russian wife was allowed to come to Korea to study in 1998.
I was teaching English in Korea, and one night I met her in Felemov and followed her
back to Russia where I took a job teaching English.
Without the wins of change, we would most likely have never met in our two lovely
daughters would never have been born.
That's literally you.
I got nothing to do with the wins of change, bro.
That was Blizzard Entertainment in Starcraft.
That that's a fucking song, bro. Once that starcraft starcraft teren theme
Hang on, there's two ads first. I got to get through two ads
that I don't do then.
And all the comments are just quotes from the game.
That's what it's...no mother fuckers making up head cannon.
It's long as literally about my life, the lyrics of this literally happen to me.
Fifty-seven years ago.
Anyone still listen to this...you are a piece of e-boy.
That was originally an operation of shit.
That's if they were cooking something up back there, man, in 1998, holy fuck.
Damn!
I'm gonna do my PUBG casuals, man.
Now I'm not gonna play Starcraft because I suck at it.
You suck at most games? Yeah, but like I was actually kind of good at video games and I was like 14 and even
NANAS to suck at starcraft. So that's your really put it in a perspective.
What was your go-to, Strat?
Be too much of a post to ever attack. Wait to be attacked. 80% chance that they just beat me there.
there. If I survive the attack, know that they're weak, and then just drag a box around
all of my units and right click on their base.
Not even a tack move. It's been a while, man. God damn it. I took lunch early. Now I've
got to work for 3.5 more hours. I hear you, brother. 130 or 2pm peak 9 to 5 lunch time.
If you can swing it.
That's one of the things I hold to be true.
I would you know, well, librarian, would you care to link them to a video where I discuss
that I used to work in an office?
I used to take my lunch as late as possible until eventually human resources got mad and
then sent out a company wide email that was like, just so everybody knows the only appropriate
at lunch times are between 11 and 1.
That's not an hour, right?
That's 4 p.m.
That's totally fine.
You?
Casual.
And we send it.
They really should, man. They really should.
You should let you take lunch whenever you want.
Unless, of course, you work in a job where actually the meetings are important.
But if the meetings are not important, you should be able to take the job,
or take the lunch break whenever.
Man, I'm movies that's seen on lunch is crazy, it's kind of sick, I mean, if you work
remote who cares when you get the job done, right, as long as you're deliverables can
just, you know, arrive asynchronously in your bosses inbox or whatever, who cares if
to show up at 2 a.m. or like 10.30 a.m.
Schedule message.
I actually my life is so fucked up right now.
I use schedule message to reply to texts.
That my mom sends me.
But I don't want to reply when I see the message because sometimes that's
515 in the morning.
You got me all right, I don't schedule the reply because I don't want to talk to my mom.
I schedule the reply because I wake up, look at my phone, and she sends me a message
at like 845 when I'm already like close to my eyes and go into sleep.
Hello, pop friends.
So then I type a text so I don't forget to reply.
And I hold click and schedule the message to deliver at like 8am the following morning.
Because I know my mom for me, she keeps the notification chime on for all communication.
So I don't want to be responsible. The other thing is when people get older if they ever
wake up in the middle of the night, they can't get back to sleep. So to be a responsible
child, you have to take their sleep hygiene into accounts and not hit them with any unnecessary
bells or whistles overnight.
Hold on. Don't text me that late. I'm not replying to the next day. It's true, man.
It's true. I also have my phone on, do not disturb it like all times though. Why
Why did you get the Kanye Hammer Sadie's Ben Stadium drip on?
Do you know it?
Too nice I'll be running up and down the stairs like I'm doing ladder drills.
Why don't live in a house in my mom?
But I do try to go up the stairs quietly.
But it's different, like...
It's different when you have a kid.
They should have called the game don't wake kiddo instead of don't wake daddy.
Because like if daddy wakes up, pretty decent chance he could just close his eyes, go back to bed.
Even if he did get a bottle of mustard and squirted into his face.
If you wake up the kid, it's all over because you wake up the kid, they're going to wake up daddy regardless.
And then the whole day is fucking ruined.
The other thing is, sometimes a kid goes back to sleep, sometimes a kid just says,
fuck it.
445 in the morning, that's when I'm starting my day.
Damn, we're chill.
If Daddy wakes up, who gives a shit?
It's so true.
We got dads out here talking like, I'm tired.
Oh nobody cares. Nobody care last time. Nobody cares this time. Nobody's going to care next time.
Get it? Get it? Coffee. Fucking get over it.
So true. They, they, they, they, they, they give her say so true because if the first comment said,
like, uh, is this going to be another men's rights pivot? If the first comment said some shit like that,
I would have crashed out. But the, the fact that somebody said, that's true, you saved me.
They do not give a fuck if you are tired.
Who's they?
Everyone you talk to, including all other men, including me.
If you missed the AMD ride at night or does that mess up your flow, I don't have the kind
of cognitive power to deal with conditional hypotheticals.
I simply don't miss the damn, damn that was clean.
Huge ore again.
Still not tablooting weight.
Can you do that?
I'm blooting, it's the first time here in about it.
position on NAPS. When I was younger, I didn't really understand them. I would always
wake up like a more tired. The older I get, the more I'm like, because you're doing
more shit, the more I'm like today would be a really nice day for a NAP. But I just
don't get the structure in my day that builds in an appropriate amount of time for a NAP.
But I would love to be a part of one one day.
Like I think, mapping could be like my 40s arc.
Huge.
John Burntle got beef with them.
Everyone's allowed to have something that they're a little crazy about.
I late 20s are all about Naps.
I'll be so free with you.
I think I just wasn't doing enough to get like that tire.
So I was always like, I don't know, I guess I'm just,
I guess I'm just wired to high,
like I'm just, I'm a high performance machine.
I don't get tired enough to take Naps.
I think I was just like mostly having a sedentary job
and like never exercising.
Let me to a situation where I just never found myself
needing to take a nap.
Now there's some days,
it's just the way this ironic world works,
where you like wake up tired,
but you know like nobody's coming to save you.
So you're just gonna be there like all day,
you're just gonna be tired all day.
Can you go on this?
Did you hear that?
That's why I need the Breville Bambino Plus
espresso machine with the added attachment attachment to make milk drinks
God it could go fucking crazy man
You didn't buy it on Saturday? No, I didn't buy it on Saturday yet. Or like a Saturday is already passed.
So it's probably not going to happen at this point. He's never getting the machine.
I think I might get the machine. The problem is I need to I need the book enough time in my day to not only get the machine,
but I need to have the time to also watch a YouTube tutorial about how to use the machine.
how to do a half decent pull of the espresso.
So I need the time to buy the machine out so need the time to learn how to use the machine.
Go to a class. All right, let's be serious. Obviously, that's not going to happen.
I need a, ideally, a 15 minute video would be awesome.
I have a Gagio Pro modified from the 9 to 12 plus a steam wand for the milk, highly recommended.
I need you to shut up.
There's a reason I'm getting the Breville instead of the Gagia, which is that I don't even
like to talk about the fact that I'm thinking about getting an espresso machine because
people start talking to me in an alien tongue.
They start saying some shit to me that makes no sense to me.
Keep in mind that what have I done?
What kind of coffees have I made at home in my life?
I've made my own cold brew, which is just like ground beans and water, and I have made
coffee in a drip coffee machine, and I have made French press.
So like all this stuff to me already, this is a big step, and it's going to be a little
complicated, and now people start talking to me about what kind of, what gauge of burr
are you going to get on your espresso grinder, and I'm like, you know what?
I'm not 100% sure yet.
I'm going to try to avoid being too red at about it and maybe I'll figure that out
a piecemeal in time as time goes on rather than trying to digest absolutely everything
about a hobby so I don't spend a single second wasting my time learning things on my own.
I can skip all the unnecessary stuff where you go from amateur to professional and just
to become a professional right off the bat.
And get rid of the joy of discovery and learning completely.
Which is not what you were suggesting, just to be clear, I'm not putting that evil on you,
but...
It's got to be a new as, man.
You're going to make a mess of your kitchen.
I don't think so.
I think make it one cup of coffee today.
I don't think so.
Because all you're going to do is you're going to wash up a cup obviously and then you
got to wash like that puck, right?
The puck that you put into the machine with the ground coffee in it, it doesn't seem
that bad.
And the wand.
Thanks so bad.
I can live with it.
I honestly we're doing so much fucking dishes.
I'm not going to say I got the best of the best of the best of the best of the best.
in the world, but I think I'm top-destile.
We got the magic, not the magic eraser.
We got the scrub daddy.
We got the pipe cleaners that washed the straws that go into the water bottles.
We got a sponge on a stick that goes into the tall water bottles where your hand can't
reach it.
And I know exactly which dishes go in the dishwasher.
which dishes have to be washed by hands,
and I don't fucking complain about it.
I don't go, oh, maybe I'll put this one
of the dishwasher today.
No, I just nut up and do it.
And the reason is, I want to trick my wife
in the thinking that I'm a capable and mature man.
So that she feels good about her choice of mate, essentially.
I want to trick her into thinking that if she were not here,
I would still be putting this level of care into the dishes,
because I have a high degree of self-respect
and would keep things clean in my own house
if I were living alone, which is obviously fellas,
as we all know, except for like one in five of us
that are clean-free, because it's obviously false.
It's not the case whatsoever.
But, make it till you make it.
Never seen this area on our answer
with my whole life before.
And also, I know this is probably like annoying as fuck to hear if you're like 22,
because I would have been annoying hearing it at 22.
The reason I don't really stress the dishes that much anymore is because you're always doing something.
What the fuck?
Okay.
The botler.
You're always doing something.
So, you might as well get more dishes, because the dishes are like one of the easiest things to do.
So, the more the merrier when the more the merrier when it comes to dishes grow.
That was the worst shot I've ever taken.
Thoughts were of him.
Don't you got a peg?
Wow!
Looks like I had a good idea.
So, you're always doing something, so more dishes is not that bad because at least you
get to do something with water.
Are you serious?
Are you fucking serious?
How did I miss that man?
Oh, that was a real dude, dude. He was in the car.
Oh shit.
Oh, you can't, you can't sure that one he was driving, man. They haven't given the bots the driving firmware update yet.
Are you serious?
Why are we all saying cereal?
If you've only started watching recently, you might not be aware that I historically
have been really bad at PUBG.
So landing shots, even against bots, is kind of a bit new for a fellow such as myself.
Mark Keeper's friend is helpful for pots.
Now we're fucking talking then.
Let's turn this chat into like Martha Stewart's sensible living housekeeping tips.
It's a type of vibe, I'm trying to cultivate tank top posting in the blizzard, bro, you
know what it is?
I'm sorry, by the way, to blow you up if you're from the northeastern Midwest.
I am essentially a turncoat, I'm a trader.
I used to be one of those guys, or even when it was cold, I would just wear whatever I
wanted to wear and then go outside and be like, it's okay, I'm not cold, even though I
was cold you literally deserve to be comfortable. I promise you if you get
use that's a fellow. If you get used to wearing winter clothes in the winter,
like a winter jacket on days where it's just like a little bit chilly instead of
days where it's like record low temperatures, you'll realize it's more
comfortable? What a freaking shot. And you might find yourself enjoying it, man.
Ain't always a good reason to just be out there shivering. When instead, you could be, you
You know, bundled up all nice and cozy.
You're a skinny ball bone man.
You guys have been so fucking nice to me today.
It's crazy.
I must have done something.
Being rewarded for virtue in a past life or something, man.
Did call you a skinny ball bone man.
I don't know what bowing man means.
I think it's just kind of like another word for skinny, maybe.
I'm telling you winter jackets kind of the play, man.
In the winter time wearing a winter jacket, kind of nice.
I'm not going to mess with you.
Just kidding.
I know, I know you know me.
Oh, shit.
What?
What a shot though, right?
Pop-Fran run his evil.
I have the sooner out there I'll be banned by blue.
Guys, I'm crazy.
crazy. It's possible the next time we play this Apollo won't be mad at me for sucking.
I don't need to work on my defense. My offense is getting up. Then my defense is pure ass.
I have no idea where that shock came from. Oh shit. The fuck? It's like over here.
Russian is right there. That guy is obviously dead.
Oh fuck.
Marks?
They're peek.
I speak, though.
Bar, mmm, the bail-able.
Either way, they got two taps.
That's a real person.
I mean, obviously, the car is a real person.
The person's a real person, too.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Oh my god.
Pissing me off.
Yes, yes, pop friend, get him.
I think he ran him over.
I heard a few gunshots and then saw a car run over someone in the kill feed.
key to ask for us.
What does that mean?
Who stumps around?
They clear-cut it.
Means it's Swedish?
Well, the company is Swedish.
I think they get the trees from Romania.
You think when you get touched by the blue, do you think it's cold or hot?
This is blue, which is cold.
What I mean if it's like electric.
I don't know is electricity. I feel like electricity is kind of hot code is.
Don't get out of the car.
Hit the car.
Oh shit. What they're blowing them up. I think he died. Wrong. Give him my eyes peeled,
because the fellow that was shooting them should also be like around here. 300 sniper bullets?
Bro, I'm using it in my other gun too. I just never had caused the shooter until now.
Chill on my goat.
I mean, look at these angles I'm getting in the trees here. I would be able to see any activity at all.
Especially when the little rats start to scurry.
Oh, baby.
I've just got to remember downhill means you aim lower.
There's no shot that's not cold.
It's sizzling, but it's a cold sizzle.
That sizzle does not sound like that.
Honestly, if I'm being dead, I ask you, I think I'd rather be up there.
Circle is Kiki.
I don't know if a Kiki's hot and boob is cold, but maybe it's like a, it depends
situation.
Uber's heart, IMO. Okay, don't be, don't be drool. Criminal fox tail has died by falling.
The fella.
Okay, good shot.
Bucking.
Lock the clocking.
That was a mod, by the way.
All acknowledged that.
I think that was a bot that made it to the final circle, or the near the final circle.
It's so funny, I'm like stressed to have one first aid kit, even though in the average
game I probably use zero.
pretty much either get shot in the head and die, or win the game, just off of energy drinks.
With the funk.
Raise short-red, creamy, palenta, roasted asparagus, red wine, reduction, sounds good as
fuck.
Imagine if you open your chopped basket and that's what was in it.
I know they would be like, I'm getting up the ice cream machine.
No, no, bro. It never works.
They're all.
Finally, I suggested you melt the pickle jelly beans into a...
Mary need to pickle the ravishes and she says if that's what you want.
Maximilk, I don't know why I'm running out in the open, yes I thought I would see some
individuals.
This is the play, bro. This is the fucking play.
I'm in the circle, holy shit.
I thought I saw a head a second ago.
Not in circle?
No sudden moves, bro.
I got to, I can get to that tree.
Look, you're in the circle right there.
Oh, I'm not here.
Where are you?
and I'm so sorry.
Kitty Holmes, daughter, be like, I'm so sorry.
Ah!
What about the other guy behind you?
What about the fellow behind you though?
They don't give a fuck.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ!
Oh my God!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
The fella?
I blew himself up, okay?
I blew himself up.
Mark, winner winner chicken dinner.
Let's go.
Woo.
There was a real kills in there by May.
There were some real kills in there.
Quality entertainment.
Good job, pot friend.
I didn't see, I'm assuming there's a max milk,
I'm assuming the other one was max milk.
The already normal addicted to it.
Help!
Help me!
I forgot about that guy.
I'm so sick of chicken when are they gonna give us something else?
What do you mean?
I actually like, I don't know.
I'm very pro chicken, man.
I've said it before very recently,
I grew up in like chicken breast city and nobody knew you.
Chicken breast skin off, bonus skinless
was the dominant form of meat in my culture
in my form of the years.
So I think I'll always have a soft spot for it.
And then like pork, God glazed for a little while.
And I do enjoy pork.
And I feel like beef just sort of like took over, man.
beef length crazy, but beef has one huge problem,
which is that it's way too fucking expensive.
I was telling Justin, because we all we talk about
is food, man.
I was like beef is so expensive,
it's created like a fucked up world,
where I feel like buying it at the grocery store
feels like a rip off, so I only get it at restaurants,
because if I'm already paying too much for food,
it might as well eat the extra 12 bucks to go from
chicken to steak or something like that.
buying it at home feels like fucked up is like do I really deserve to get like a strip
loin steak over skin on chicken thighs like skin on chicken thighs are still pretty
great man. I feel so seen steak is restaurant only food now is actually like it feels
twisted, but I used to not order stakes at restaurants because they were too expensive.
Now I only order stakes at restaurants because they're even more expensive.
And we go.
You look when you pour, I haven't been pouring all that much, mostly canned beverages
to be honest with you.
I got a flat of bubbly for the dinner party and then everyone drank the same
pellet greener.
So now I got all this bubbly man and trust me, I am not complaining.
As so many different types of beverages in the fridge, I feel like Mr. Chycity 3.
a sur of the mirror.
Low key, if I went over somebody's house, and they had like, if they had multiple kinds
of sodas, including some diet sodas, some flavored sparkling waters, some classier sparkling
waters, I would think like, that's really impressive.
Like, this is a person that may have their life together.
Like, what the fuck do you mean they have Coke and Coke zero in the house?
Like, you knew company was coming over.
That's aspirations, man.
Our second fridge is like that.
One thing doesn't really piss me off.
I don't hear we go.
So I see what we're cooking with here.
I see we'd show it with the 760s man.
I know what it does piss me off, but it's not their fault. It's my fault. Every episode of extreme
couponing on TLC, when they opened their pantry and they had like 400 different types of snacks
in their pantry, that shit pisses me off.
I want a pantry like that. I'm not allowed to have a pantry like that,
And it's not an order from on high, it's a self discipline for myself, because I would just be eating the snacks like non-stop.
The only thing that stops me from eating the snacks non-stop is the fact that I don't buy the snacks, because if I bought the snacks, I would eat the snacks.
And then I would be like, well, I gotta get more snacks now. I'd be on the snack treadmill.
I'm jealous of you if you can keep that in your house, though.
Also feel like well, I feel like this is personal growth, but I was in the grocery store yesterday
We were getting like just enough items to not feel comfortable taking the express aisle
So I was doing the math of what I'll go for and I'm so sorry as like ages this fuck
But one of the lines that was open
It's like an old lady with a full shopping cart and I said obviously
We're not going in that line. That's just not going to happen and then the other line was like a middle-age man
And he'd already loaded his stuff onto the belt.
So I was like, this should be totally fine, man.
And then I realized, once I got up there,
he was like a price matcher.
So he gave, he like briefed the cashier at the start
of the interaction.
And was like, hey, here's this, I put the stuff
at the front that is not getting priced match.
And like everything after this, I'm going to price match.
And I was kind of like, oh, here we go, but the dude had it down to a fucking science.
Like the cashier was like doing exactly what he suggested and he was like, okay, and
then we're going to go to the blueberries.
I have the blueberry offer here from another grocery store.
They were normally 699 and these ones are 349.
So he like price match.
He had it all set up and laid out.
And I was like, this is actually aspirational.
I'm not mad at all for a number of reasons.
A, like you got to do what you got to do.
But B, I was like, bro, has he's
inconveniencing me as little as possible?
He was kind of my king.
Now there were some of them, where I was on one thing,
he was seven, 50 cents.
And I was kind of like, there were some big money
price matches in there, the 50 cents.
I don't know about that.
That's kind of given extreme couponing energy.
But there were some where like strawberries were like 9.99 and he got them for like 5.49 and he bought, oh shit.
He bought like five cards of them. And I was like damn, you know what?
More power to your brother.
It's probably a millionaire. Well, I mean, he's making at least 20 bucks every time he goes to the grocery store.
A, there's not really any of my business.
B, so is the mother fucker that owns the grocery store.
Well, now he's a billionaire, but you get the idea.
You can look him up as name's Jim Patterson.
I want that kill.
James Patterson, the author?
That's not a bot, the movement was too fluid.
Oh, shit.
There was a second shooter, bro.
It's a bot, probably it was not a bot, did you see the shots, the shots were so fast
and so accurate.
Bot stone shoot like that.
We always go back to the scene of the crime.
It's plain aim, but then I'll shit.
I don't have an answer for that one.
Who's the do to kill the Harvey Oswald again?
You think he said how do you like it?
Jack Ruby, that's it. You think he was like, how do you like it? Probably had a cooler
line. You think so? I mean it happened pretty fast, right? I don't know if he
had that much time to rehearse. There's a picture of it. Yeah, there's a picture of it.
I mean, I think there's like a video of it, maybe.
It would have been great.
So, he's took a, I don't know if I could say that out of context, you're right, it would have been funny if
somebody had come out and then
Jack Ruby, Jack Ruby.
at which one someone would then and add increasing speed some of a
then get the guy who got jack ruby and then I see exactly what you're
going for there swag
I, for an eye, use the whole world blind type shit.
Yeah, yeah, but the first guy who takes out an eye,
I mean, your 90s, just let him get away.
But I guess the first guy, like, if you really go back,
the first guy who took out an eye was like the first guy, right?
Everybody's got a reason for their behavior.
King, yeah.
King, King fucked it up for everybody, man.
The world that has never been the same since the first Chocoslam.
Brother, I hear the glider, okay?
Let's try.
I was way too low.
Damn, he's here enough to make a play.
Not through the tree, surely not.
This is actually insanely good target practice.
Come on.
They took my bike!
Get out of there.
Need to raise my bike.
Where's my bike?
It's not pursuing your shit.
It is kind of, I mean, I'm not mad.
I'm more like surprised that they're in every game,
like the same ones are in every single game.
Rock wife, Isaac, you two videos peeked by the way.
Thank you.
Isn't inspired by a true story, man?
I take a lot of pride in doing the work to write a heartfelt message to my wife for her birthday.
I know, not you fuckers, but probably statistically a few of you fuckers, but like there's
a phenotype of husband out there that is like, oh, this is painful.
It's painful to write a message that tries to convey real emotions.
ChedGPT, can you, it's my wife's birthday.
Imagine you're her husband, which careful brother, you might get what you wish for.
But can you just write her a nice message that I could put in the card?
That makes you a piece of shit.
Like, well, one thing for sure, it's hard for you to admit.
It means I'm mug you, meridly speaking.
So let's just start right there.
It makes you kind of a plus for one.
For where's the bridge?
There is no fucking bridge.
Not lie to me.
and
can't do it the same bit for every bridge this bridge has known
that no history associated with it that bridge didn't do anything
What's up, player?
Where were you?
Back down on the damn cause like Kevin drew.
My winter you have by the way, what do you mean by that?
My winter car is it is it just a typo for my winter car or is there a game called my winter you have?
Oh shit!
Oh, he means you as that makes perfect, that's actually a pretty good job, my
wither you as.
What the fuck?
Okay, you had your turn.
It's like someone to abuse on grenade at me.
I think I know who.
Got him?
Really?
I see you.
For God what's tree?
I know what's tree.
Watch out, watch out, hold on, hold on, shit!
That was close.
Holy cow, just keep moving from treated tree bro.
That also, you gotta be careful because they go silent running mode.
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
This is Christ.
That's a shot, that's a shot.
Oh fuck.
Apollo would have gotten him there.
180 degree all look those kind of insane.
I'm sorry, I want a banter, but it's too intense.
Other thing is there's still 37 alive, man.
That's on cable in its letters.
I'm for him. Thanks for the layup.
That's some pastramy for lunch, people happy.
I re-opt chicken potato yesterday. I feel pretty good about myself.
Bake the bunch of chicken breasts. Cook the bunch of potatoes in the air fryer.
even got a little bit more of a supply. Like I feel like I'm in Rimworld.
I had to use my freezer for the first time in a while. Feels good, man.
Yeah, I'm a potato guy. I'd be one of my favorite vegetables for sure.
Don't run into straight line.
This is my building.
Honestly, it feels nice, man.
Eating spuds with the chugs?
Oh, great. Oh, great. There's a blues on grenade on my house.
Crazy throw, man.
Now it's daddy's turn.
Never mind.
Child life?
It's kind of been percolating in my head.
I'll get up where I want,
except on Wednesdays when I'm really awake in by the dust.
Jesus Christ.
God life
Then I'm happy for the rest of the day
Siphon and knowledge you always be a part of me in it. What is this? Wow
Not a stream sniper bro
He's Park Life Posting, I know Brit Pop, bro.
I was wearing a white shirt in the snow.
How did you see me?
Screams like I was playing out the game, don't leave!
Name another bluer song that isn't song 2, okay, bro.
C jacks end of a century.
Look in girls and boys song three.
That's a good answer.
That one, the ghost.
Magica America is that one?
It's in my head, guys.
La la la.
He does say la in a lot of songs.
They'd like to live in Magic America.
Oh, yet London loves the misery of a speeding car.
I thought I know some, I know some blur, man.
But not wins of change.
I have to be honest with you.
I think it's probably like good for society that the Berlin Wall fell or whatever, not really a type of
historian that really give that the nuance take at the serves, but it seems like broadly a good event,
but I think the wins have changed by Scorpion kind of suck to ask to be honest.
It's literally like a hymn for people from East Berlin. Well, I'd listen.
You guys aren't fucking with the tragically hip outside of a Tobaco and we're not fucking with the scorpions.
I'll hear in Vancouver and see, it's some things are just for certain regions and that's okay.
The fucking with the hip at the hundredth meridian.
A lot of interesting lyrics in that song.
Now, like what he says, left home to get gigantic.
You think he means by that?
Is it related to how I can't have a pantry full of snacks or anything?
Inflation fetish, yeah.
Go down, you had an inflation fetish.
Could be.
Was he German?
Nah, Kingstonian, I'm afraid.
Ooh.
They get the banter topics in now, man, before the gliders hit the air.
You're the guy who thinks your own pile has an inflation fetish?
Your own pile?
He might be the last real mother fucker out there.
Oh, I need a...
I thought your hammer pack was vast, my bad.
my bad jam or pack backpack.
Dual mandate type shit, 100% bro.
I'm not saying he's part of the smoke circle, but like, it's trying to maintain the federal
reserves in the pendants, kind of appreciate that.
Scarlet season.
Is something going on?
They're trying to put him in federal prison for being like that at doing a remodeling or whatever.
They're trying to send him to Alcatraz because he may be but probably not spent too much money
on interior decorating or something like they're trying to pin whatever they can, man.
I've been told it doesn't even look that good to begin with.
I've been told that the renovation isn't all that.
And a lot of people suggested other interior design themes that would have been more appropriate.
He literally does smoke too tough.
They didn't even have the numbers, right?
It literally, first off, I barely know what I'm talking about.
So it doesn't matter.
And secondly, it doesn't matter
because if you live in the real world,
everything goes over budget, bro.
I thought you worked construction, Donnie.
It's the status quo for this shit to be over budget.
They couldn't have told you the real budget
when they pitched you the fucking contract,
or you would have gone with someone cheaper.
So they lied to you.
and then once they had their foot in the door,
they said, well, don't, of course we can't do it for that much,
that's ridiculous.
You start adding a little bit of extra on top.
That's sure I guess if you just ignore the invoice,
you can stay under budget.
I haven't tried that one.
I said one of the most radicalized I almost got was when I was railing against the fact that
when you got to pay a company
And I'm not trying to bite the hand of feed here, but when you when you got to pay a company
That shit says do a pawn receipt and when they got to pay you all of a sudden they start talking a serious
Accounts receivable and your counts payable game about oh, we're in net 60 company. We're in net 90 company
Listen, Chan, you with some other fuckers.
I'd rather have a car.
Car just has more swag.
You're being inflatable, Boat could be the play.
How long can leftovers be in the fridge before you can't eat them anymore?
You're shedding me up to have an argument I can't win because having had food poisoning
is essentially just like a you lose every argument about food safety.
So I will answer that to get some life into chat, but I acknowledge the fact that no
matter what I say anyone who disagrees with me is going to be like, well, I've never had
someone else and came a little back there at the same time. I am like, the first thing I
say it depends what it is. Obviously, you use your judgment on some stuff, like there's
some stuff goes bad really quickly and some stuff takes forever. But like a cooked meal that
I would eat for leftovers, I would be thinking, I would be starting the question my decision
around like five days. I would be starting to be like, I would I would be smelling at five days.
let's put it that way. One day, two day, three days, you don't have to smell. You know
it's still good. Even if it's bad, if it smells off, you would still eat it because
you would be like, it's too soon for it to be off. And then even if it's smelled fine,
at like eight days, I would be like, we can't eat that, it's just too risky. So I would
be thinking, 5 to 8 days is up to the nose, 0 to 5 days it's up to the eyes and the
brain, okay good luck you'll never be able to take that you know what actually stream
snipers this one's for you bro. 8 days kind of crazy yeah sorry I guess I hate food waste
more than you.
Fuck him, I'd be fucking mugged me.
Seventh day is it's only been a week, eighth day is it's been over a week.
It might be spitting with that.
Oh shit.
What is the fucking sock? No, it doesn't fucking suck.
It kind of fucking sucks. No, it's kind of fucking good.
It's not enough space. Keep the ball.
Not enough space for one grenade. I can think of one spot you could probably put it.
You dress like you're in the twilight zone.
Bro, I am dressed like a twilight zone.
AHHHHHHHHH!
I am dressed like the twilight zone episode where the astronauts get off on that alien planet and the plants inhabited by giants.
And then you realize, no way, I think I got it backwards.
Never mind.
You got my immediate illiterate.
You know the one I'm talking about?
No, you got it?
Oh, yeah, and you're like, whoa, what the fuck a planet by, inhabited by giants?
And then you realize.
At the end of the episode, that actually those were normal sized humans and they were small fucking astronauts.
So the giants were actually pissed off because there was like a home invasion type situation.
And the technology was themselves and sort of I'm trying to say, I said type of energy I'm trying to cultivate right now.
They didn't have reddit back in like 1956, they only had the Twilight Zone.
Whatever it guys did, we ever get Rome's sweet Rome.
That movie just sounded awesome about who would win in a fight, 100 modern American military
personnel, or of the entire army of Rome.
The Rome's sweet Rome ever come out.
It was like a Reddit success story for so long.
So this reddit post to a movie studio.
How long were you hanging on the food before food poisoning?
Odd. The same length of time.
The food poisoning.
It's really hard.
Come on now.
really hard to diagnose where it came from. I think that it came from a meal preparation
service that everybody was using in the early 2020s, where sometimes the box would arrive
at your house and you don't know if it's been out for delivery for 14 hours or something
like that. And sometimes the box would have a hole in it so there's no way it was a
perfectly sealed environment to begin with. And that is why we stopped using them.
I feel like the ground port case of deus from that service might have given me
simultaneous salmonella campholobacter, but there's lots of options. Maybe a little cap
poop got on my finger and I was eating nachos later. I don't know, man.
It seems really hard to backtrace it.
I thought it was overnight oats on the toilet reverse cowgirl.
The problem is these are two different eras, but you can't believe everything you read
in chat.
Me sitting on the toilet reverse cowgirl style, I have done, and me eating, I have done on
the toilet.
But not at the same time.
Even though I must acknowledge as a logician,
it makes more sense to eat AC Slater style
because you have like a little table for yourself.
You got a neurovirus from that?
No, I didn't.
I got a neurovirus from my kid getting neurovirus from daycare.
And that shit spreads like crazy.
No, the classic case that you moral bias is like if one person within a
kilometer of you has no bias and throws up like it's over for everybody.
Where are you at, bro?
I'm so mother fucking high, I can eat a star.
Where's the fellow?
Why does every animal like eating puke?
Not every animal, we're animals, bro,
and only like, probably a third of us, like, the E-puk.
But aren't other animals built for it?
They have, like, an immune system that can handle it or whatever.
are these guys beefing or like what's going on here?
damn you're right probably shouldn't be standing in a metal suit on top of the
tallest building in an area wearing aluminum foil hat during a lightning storm
Right?
Okay.
Okay, we out here.
Probably like half of all animal scavenge. It's kind of crazy to think of. They were
spinning when they called it a food chain. Because like an animal, oh, shit, I forgot
That's not a gas.
An animal kills another animal.
And then it eats its fill,
and then like,
Voltures come in and eat their fill,
and then like little animals come in and eat their fill,
and then insects come in and eat their fill,
and then like bacteria come in and eat their fill,
like it's crazy, man.
You'd be like, if I if I was a gazelle and I got eaten by a lion, I'd be like, damn, I thought I only had one up, turns out none of y'all were fucking with me
Just fucking with me until you could take a bite out of me, I guess
But I only had to worry about the lions, but no, man the fucking ants too the birds the ants
Foxes and shit little prairie dogs come on man
The fuck full health full gas?
It's the best day of my damn life. Flames on the damn side of it.
Huge
Prairie dogs are vegan. Don't say they're not vegan they're her divorce.
We're the only animal that's vegan, okay?
That's poppin' here.
Taking a shot at a moving car and then leaning.
next, please
I got a reload
bro, chill chill
Friendly!
Where are you?
Little.
El Rata Aranya.
Penguin tape shit? Yes, bro?
that's it I think I said the rat spider
you want this month
I'm calculating bear vector from my vector and I'm going to knock them out of the sky
I failed you.
Mooby would have been an hour shorter if that man was violent.
You will, are they ever coming out with a second one?
Or is that just like they were like damn,
that first one took it all out of us, man.
They needed directors cut of, of, of Matt Reeves the bad man.
So that I could watch over six hours instead of four and a half.
They never make any movies ever again.
So Marty Supreme is that good, huh?
That's fine.
you
you're dead
you died
and you did it for no reason
you've got a moving car
It is a bizarre series of choices.
Thank you for saying that.
My point.
That's fucking cool.
Am I crazy or did he do like a Superman when he did that, so holy shit he's not
you're not hitable.
Real question man, but the heck we're going to do after PUBG?
Oh, you're in trouble.
Now I would've been the swag as a good football time.
It's still pretty swag.
Does he know?
don't do it bro.
more podgy I gotta start playing real people soon it's usually where the
give it in start to fall off a little bit.
Listen, fuck it, eyes.
Do it, do it.
I've even got the downhill on him, which means I have a huge speed boost.
of them all.
Where is it?
Where are your authorias?
Another hitman for you answer.
Hitman is suffering right now because I've been suggesting that I will go back and play it.
But it means that I don't want to play Hitman until the multiplayer comes out, but the multiplayer should have been out by now
Here we go
No, it's a real person that doesn't want me to live.
It's not a stream sniper.
It's a real person who doesn't want me to live.
And they can still hear the damn chopper.
I don't got no heels
Don't do it bro, don't do it
Better fucking shot. Oh my god. Oh my god. Are you trolling?
Bro, the circles here, the same, no joke.
I got smoke grenades all around me.
You hear that?
That sounds like a blues-owned bomb.
Really?
A panler.
Oh shit!
The fucker!
the
can't all be streams night before
sure again
We got to work together, lads.
He's made of the building?
Swag.
Oh fuck.
Oh shit.
No fuck, oh fuck you fuck.
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
Who's next?
Did you take a picture of it? Holy fuck.
Where's he gone?
Oh, what a throw!
What a fucking throw! I got him pretty good, too.
I can't be a man, I got him pretty good.
I gotta see how this goes.
Who won?
We just, like, there's a divide by zero error at PUBG headquarters, man.
They just had a game with no wins.
This is like some season three of dark shit.
They closed the damn loophole.
His name was Jonas, bro.
Some good kills in there.
The dude who was in the house, we fucking killed him for real.
Let's call that PUBG.
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
We go, come back, man.
I want to play some fucking Isaac.
See you in a minute.
you
You just think taxi holds up.
Not the show of the Jimmy Fallon movie with Queen Latifa.
Uber and lifted it hard.
I think I'm going back to Taxi's just because the Uber line at the Vancouver Air Force 2 fucking long, man.
Taxi lines usually like way shorter.
The thing is though, I hate to say, like obviously fuck Uber.
But like it is nice to see what price the shit is and then take the ride instead of in the taxi
Where in in Vancouver from the airport. It's a flat fee to get to like certain neighborhoods
And then the bro leaves the meter on the whole time and then he's like hey, it's like this much money
And then you got to be like oh actually I'm from here and it's this much money and they go oh my bad instead
It's like every single taxi
Ride you have to have an argument at the end. You have to have like a nut check
That's just pretty annoying
Also when I was younger but not that much younger.
Oh man.
Wait, first I had something to say was one time that taxi driver said the machine was broken
and I believed him, so I had him drive me to an ATM and I took cash out.
It's like worse than thinking back to all the times girls gave me a signal that I didn't
pick up on.
That's one of the most cringe moments in my life.
Apollo said, not that much to play, huh?
Apollo, I'm not playing Isaac, because I don't know what to play.
I'm playing Isaac, because Isaac is better than the shit that just came out, and that's
which is me being 100% data asked with you.
Like every day I go to Steam
and I look at the stuff that's come out
and I just go no man.
I saw a game to the average game on Steam
and we'll probably think that for a game
and now I gotta think about it though.
The average game on Steam,
you look at the promo art and go like,
hey, this promo art looks pretty good
and then you watch the trailer
that actually features the game
and that it has like four FPS in the trailer.
And you're like, how is this,
the, I get that this might be like a solo dev situation,
but how on earth did you let that get to the steam store page?
As the first thing people see is the game running
at like eight FPS on your Chromebook, man.
Like it's just, there's no way.
People listen games worse than Isaac is driving me crazy.
I mean people are literally saying like Arc Raiders is right there, but even Justin's
playing Projects on Boyd right now, Arc Raiders must be in a bad spot.
This fun low elastic don't get me wrong.
He still set the PUBG, we can fix that, that's one complaint I can do something about.
I'm the go back to the front software, you guys are doing a false dilemma thing.
You're playing so you're watching something that's good and going, well you could do something that is different.
You're not looking for alternatives, bro. You're like suggesting a restaurant.
When we're already at a restaurant, bro, this is the worst time to suggest a restaurant.
You should have suggested a restaurant in the fucking car.
Also, to the disorders who I love, who every day they suggest the game,
I'm politely asking you to stop because there's not one bookworm in my cane, there's
not one game coming out every single day that's worth playing on stream and I wish
that that wasn't the case but it's actually true.
So I know you feel compelled to make a different suggestion every single day but some
But the suggestions are getting... they're not all even conceivable to make it to the stream.
Have you tried Garcon Barker? Look what you've done Apollo.
Honestly, I am a little mad. To go into another streamer's chat and trigger the most annoying thing on Twitch, which is just people suggesting their favorite game is the next one this should be played.
is actually like that's serious BM that's crazy BM you're right in a way I admire
it because it's sort of like the perfect rage bait but at the same time I mean
I'm gonna I'm not gonna do it to you because you're chatting more as me and you're
gonna say that's based but instead they're literally just talking I mean no
this respect upon your chat is doemers central they don't want to laugh even if a
joke is good they just want to be like fuck this chungous life every single time I'm in
there they get mad at me for interrupting the cycle of doemers like they're all
like hey we were crashing out in here bro stop trying to bring some levity to the
situation so your chat is not appropriate but I'm gonna do it to somebody I don't
was going on in this website, man. Dan was playing the original Castlevania this morning, went to
mouth stream, rose up the stream, you did talking on the phone. Like I didn't, what happened to the
website I loved? I got no idea what's going on, man. I mean, it's a crazy Tuesday. I get that
it's January, but what are we doing here? Dan was playing Hades yesterday. It's a crazy world, man.
What's wrong with Castlevania the first Castlevania I mean I guess one thing I would say is like
I had some point I haven't you just played every
Retro game, but they're not they're not making more
No other one is like I just like I
Don't I mean I guess you wanted to so I'm not gonna I'm not gonna throw stones
Because I'm playing eyes of great now, but at the same time, I'm just kind of surprised.
I just feel like I'm sort of like done watching a fellow play Castlevania I suppose.
Just seen it too much. I feel like it should have the screw attack logo come up before that.
I don't want job on a book of shins.
Yes, I played Baldur's Gate 2, I played every game.
I got lots of videos on, say, the Spirebro, if I played super auto pets, yes, bro, I played
super auto pets, I played every game.
I played no games.
No bro, I haven't played the outer wilds, I haven't played any games.
You haven't played disco elisium?
I got no videos on this goal, easy, I'm on my channel bro, I played no games.
I did play five hearts under one roof, too, at least I'm gonna run it back.
Also I think I don't know, I think I've hit the point, you know how in baby geniuses
I am assuming, by the way, that you're familiar with the film, Baby Geniuses, not the second one, which is even worse.
The first one is indeed still pretty bad.
But the central premise in Baby Geniuses is that humans are born geniuses.
And that's air-go-the-title, Baby Geniuses.
Interesting.
If there is a pill in here, it's tempting.
I'm going to say fuck you though. I'm going to say fuck you on now on the premise is that babies are born smart
But when they hit age three, they lose their baby brain and become stupid and then have to learn from from zero again
I kind of feel like I might be like a the sort of let's player. That's like that
because I I might be living in a post
caring about what video game I'm playing and a
very proto just caring what I'm talking about sort of era. One of the things that made me think that is I was watching
Chibli play Minecraft yesterday, and he was doing a great job of creating some emerging gameplay,
setting up a confession booth in his Minecraft world where people could come and confess their sins,
and I was like, that's pretty fun. Let's go watch some other people play on the same server,
And they were, I don't know if you're still here at Apollo.
They were doing like a mungus 2020 thing, where they were going like,
they were like in a big area,
they were like nine or ten of them all talking over each other at the same time,
asking each other questions like, you know,
who's the hottest Pokemon and stuff like that?
And I was like, I can't watch this.
Because it was different, I should pause for boss rush purposes.
It was different when like we were all 25, but some of these people are my age and I'm
my age and I just can't be spending my free time watching the witch Pokemon is hot
as the argument with a bunch of people that were born in the 1980s.
Like I can't do a man.
I would straight back to the Chibli stream and I was like I'm never going to, I'm never
ever leaving here ever again. So I think the game sort of like doesn't matter all
that much. I too sense at least. By Brandon they took all the good items out of the
game again. I'm going to need you to issue a patch immediately. I'm much rather talk
about Jimmy Fowlens taxi and it's not about I'm not suggesting I'm better than them
by any stretch of the imagination just like I can't be I because here's the thing
I automatically assume that everybody watching this is roughly the same age as me
I can't be making content for 37-year-old guys who want to have a conversation about
whether a Pokemon is hot or not like that's a conversation you should have out of your
system by the mid-20s. If you know that you are making content for a younger audience
and you're okay with that, then by all means, but there's just a step too far for me personally.
Yeah, it's plus they're all hot, bro. All Pokemon are hot.
We covered this ages ago.
Yes, bro, I think every Pokemon, so okay we're doing a bit too much, but still.
I'm honestly also like, I'm kind of surprised that the universe is still making like people
who want that kind of content, I don't mean that in an insulting way necessarily, but
When I was 14, a 14-year-old's favorite movie was either a cartoon, or maybe dodgeball
a true underdog story.
And now, my perception of young people is that by the age of like 12, everybody has
a favorite Kurosawa film, like the meta for watching media has changed so much.
They don't enjoy watching bullshit anymore.
They go straight to like good stuff, probably because before they watch movies, they're
Googling like how what's what's a good intro movie to watch as someone who's never
watching movies before.
So anyone have a good six-month plan for becoming a go-did cinema-maxing movie
enjoyer so they're they're skipping you know defining their taste from based
principles and inheriting it from like letterbox top users instead but there is
no pipeline like that for YouTube man that's why I thought the average 14-year-old
was watching Let's Plays in like 20-10 for sure. That reads YouTube 14-year-old at least, but like I kind of assumed by 20-25
they would be watching, well I don't know, drop out or something like that. I guess I just don't know.
YouTube Shortstop. I'm gonna just go ahead and say it. I hate to say it because it's it owns my
generation YouTube shorts are like kind of Gen Z and older code. I guess Gen
Alpha is like five so Gen Z and older encompasses like all human beings. But
like I didn't know until I started talking to other dudes my age dudes my age
or watch him reels man. It's pretty much like if you see a dude who looks like me
in public and he's got his headphones in there's only three things he could be listening
to. One is reals. One is podcast about how to become a better business leader and the other one is
college court's podcast sponsored by Fandler. Like that's it.
I'm sorry to say that to men who are approached or me, but you'll know if it's a fellow like me because
He'll be going, who is the Gow and the Jolly Go?
Why is he standing in your spangled leather poncho
with the studs that match your eyes?
Have you seen some shit like that?
You know what?
I'm sick of moving so slow.
But if you chase in the dragon, you could, that's on, comes on next. I wouldn't skip it, man.
Definitely wouldn't skip it.
Huge!
Your ghost, my goat.
Ruff ref.
I hear you.
Oh, I told me that.
I don't know if this is a fuck for me, lad.
What is that?
Is that Australian?
What am I trying to do there?
South African?
Not sure.
box for me, lad. Why'd you read it? I don't know what to say, by frankly. If it's
me, I'm going screen door slams, there is dress waves, lack of visions she dances across
the porches, doing radio, please. You think I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about?
Oh, you're hopeless and singing for the lonely.
It kind of blows my mind that a lot of y'all don't know lyrics.
How can you not know lyrics, man?
They're in the song they're listening to.
It just doesn't make any sense to me.
This is why I like to stream by myself.
Because when I stream with Cory, if I know the lyrics from a song, I don't know,
Well, maybe one day he'll tell me where the trauma came from.
He treats it like an attack on him that I know the lyrics from a song.
And I don't understand.
But these are songs that we both listen to, and I remember them, so I don't know
why he's taking the fence.
You attack them over Album Order?
Bro was not listening to if you're feeling sinister in the order that balanced the bastion put it on the album, man
Like that to me just seems like
You don't get to listen to a 10 out of 10 album like that one time and then immediately go these three songs go to the playlist the
Resco's on shuffle maybe and I don't give a fuck you got it
You digest the album your favorites change over time that the songs flow into one another and you remember the order
Why not?
Because good art changes over time, then when you sample the wine, I imagine you don't
just put it in your mouth and swallow and go, oh, add that wine to the collection.
Let me update my wine.com list so everyone can see how much wine I've consumed and
I'm a real wine head.
You put it in your mouth, you fucking swish it around and then you're like breathe in
your nose or some shit like that, and then you're supposed to spit it out, but that's
actually where Palji Amadi drinks from. That's Palji Amadi's cup.
Can you nice to sample the same thing more than once you learn some like different
layers, man? I mean, the first time I listened to Gaucello, you know, I said the
standout track was time out of mind. What the fuck was I on, bro? It was a perfectly
good song, but I'm ignoring the title track. That's why you've got to give it multiple
listens, sometimes your first impression is not quite right.
It's the most uplifting song. It's literally about doing drugs, so you're evil.
Give me this
Acroke's stay rich. We roll that one. No, thank you
Glamour profession over Goucho Glamour professions good man, but this we can't make this and I has a guy
But so we just talk about Goucho, okay? We've already we've done that enough before
I think I go Goucho title track or a Goucho is the best song the title track is the best song on the album
in my opinion. But there's a lot of great songs on the album. I wouldn't just
repeat that at all. It wouldn't be glamour profession. glamour profession, the only
one I don't black cow before, that's not even an album. That track one you would go
listen, you didn't go to Spotify and type in stealing the playlist. If you
actually listen to the albums and the songs in order you would know that
black cow is the first fucking song of of Asia, bro. God damn it!
Caves of Altamira over Kid Charlotte main. I would plus to that with that
caveat that they're both awesome songs but Caves of Altamira is just something
else man. Caves of Altamira is just a, just got a certain genus, say,
quat to it. Asia is better than Goucher though. I'm literally
the science is still trying to figure that out. I still haven't completed my
I go back and forth like a dismemberment plan song.
I wish I recall before the fall, man.
It's been so long I forgot what summer's like.
Kind of sigma's shit in that song too.
Rose says the busy world is not for me, so I went and found my own.
That's goals.
You've the kind of guy to listen intently to the servers recommended eating order?
Yeah. Yeah, 100%. I also, I, I told you, I might be the only mother fucker on the planet that orders the special sometimes.
Everyone thinks they're beaten the rest of the rock, because they watch one episode of Kitchen Nightmares where they're like,
we put the ship that's about to go bad on special. Yeah, okay, sometimes the ship that's about to go bad tastes good.
I ordered this special today, I wasn't talking about Berger and a beer for 1199 on
Konnux's Game Day, okay?
I'm talking about some shit I never heard of before, give me the boy at Bay Spits.
I'm feeling French today.
That's a good deal these days.
of the boy-a-base is pretty expensive for his soup honestly.
Here in the leadest, I don't think so, brawm, even chicken potato.
We'll see who's a damn the leadest.
I'm having a baked potato and a chicken breast for lunch.
All of a sudden, everybody's like, oh, do you have some fucking?
Did you make your own thugging baschamel? You should make your own baschamel and put it on the chicken
Who's the elitist bra? I'm having chicken in taters?
Baschamel is so easy. Oh, here we go. Oh, yeah, you've had baschamel
Where'd you get the cream? Oh the groceries star oh
Oh no, oh no.
And the flower for the rule.
Oh my god, Robinhood flower,
for the rule for your basement,
for your chicken taters.
Oh no.
I planted my own wheat
and milled my own flower
to make the basement now.
That's so sad.
It doesn't even take that much work.
It's really, it's not,
once you've done it five or six times,
It's actually really easy. It's mostly prep work. It's mostly oh oh you use a grindstone for the mill that you purchase from the 4-H from the co-op store
Oh, I fashion my own grindstone from granite. Oh, and where'd you get the granite of the quarry? Of course
You got the granite at the quarry me. I went out with the pickaxe. I minded from the hills myself
Motherfucker. So what you sound like when you tell me to do anything just so you know
Can a Canadian dad get some HP and damage please?
What's it gonna take for a Canadian dad to get some HP and damage?
That could do something evermind
Sharp plug is great. Okay triumph the insult comic dog. I'm holding my breath waiting for you to stay for me to poop on
There's Canadian. It's more likely than you think bro
What ordered you fold closed in that's fucking big that's a big ask question
One thing's for sure. I think you start from the end. Socks go last because you need to get all of the bigger clothes out of the hamper before you actually have the full inventory of socks. So socks go last. Otherwise and maybe this is not meta. So I apologize.
But otherwise, I just kind of fold them in the order that I take them off the stack, you know?
But even that's disingenuous, because there's an order I grab.
If there were like three things that were all in grabbing range, I probably grab underwear first,
just because it's the easiest to fold, because it's essentially like a square.
So if I'm being 100% honest with you, I'd probably go underwear first, then I would go like t-shirts,
following that, irregular items, or I'd probably go pants next, I guess, probably go pants after that,
then irregular items like cowls, washcloths, that's huge, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera,
and then socks last. That sounds that sounds about right for my, that sounds like
honest for my laundry meta. Hey, on the official NL bots, thanks for the gifted
subscriptions. Thank you.
That was a great question because my favorite genre of question as I've told you a few times
now is basically the social media bait which is like if the restaurant's empty which
see you taking. You separate the laundry. I used to not but now I do. And I will say it
does keep the colors of the clothes better. You don't have to do it, but I do think that if
you're ever like, why am I clothes not looking as fresh as I'd like them to be, that's
So that's one of the first things that I would look at for sure.
Okay, that was actually kind of huge.
Speaking of which, I walked right into it because I was looking at chat, embarrassing.
Oh!
If you sheet yourself, what item of clothing do you remove first?
It's got to be the underwear then the pants.
It's underwear then pants.
hold. How? Have you ever seen Zulander when he? Zulander the Derrick I should say is trying to match
Hansel in the walk-off? It's kind of like that. Are we watched it last night? Did you rewatch it because?
because we were trying to figure out whether Ben Stillers fit, skinny, jacked, cut, or shredded.
I'm maintained that he's jacked.
And I'm not even going to canonically, we know he's shredded, because I'm not going to
entertain any debate on that. Because in Trump, a thunder, Robert Downey Jr. says, you're more
shredded than a Julian salad. I ask his Kirk Lazarus this says it, but you get the idea.
you get the idea. For a regular human, he's jacked. I think that's a great, that's a great
caveat. I'll take that for a normal guy. He's jacked. Like if Ben Stiller wasn't an actor
and he was your friend and you went swimming together, you would be pissed when he took
a shirt off. You would be like, fuck you dude, really? Like I wouldn't have invited
you swimming if I knew that that's what you look like when you shirt off. You would be a
little bit mad, bitch. I wouldn't be pissed, I'd be drooling. It's too bad Ben's already
He put you in the frenzon.
Ben's not into you in that way, he's into you more just as like an platonic sense.
Also saw some discourse online that was like, of course he's jacked, he's short.
And now it's like, are people actually, this is like the only time I've ever heard
tall guys cope.
I think it's actually harder to be jacked if you're short, because food still tastes
as good, but you have to eat less of it to stay jacked because you're smaller.
Like the food tastes exactly the same, but you're not allowed to eat as much, or you won't
be able to see your abs anymore.
I'm short is way easier, no bro, because like Paul guys can easily eat like a chicken tender
and a half more than you per meal and have the same body fat percentage.
You're not giving yourself enough credit.
People are talking about shit like tendon insertion points and muscle length.
Bro, your software developers, the shit is not a little bit for us.
The shit is relevant for like 0.1% of society.
What are you talking about tendon insertion points?
This is crazy.
I've seen some Jack shorter guys. Well, the reason it's psychologically a little easier to get
Jack when you're shorter because you feel like you got something to prove and you've
got to work a little harder for it. So there is that. So they have a they have a buff because
they have a little bit of a nerf. You know that's why like when you see a dude who's like
got Ben Stiller's build, you should be like, wow that's awesome. But when you see a dude that's
way more built in that you should be like oh no this is like uh you know the high school middle school
bully type situation and then he said that shit is never gonna happen to me again and they channeled
all their energy into like going in a ball like like that's more you get sort of scared
when you see a guy that's that's more jack than Ben Stiller at least I do
When I see a guy like Ben Stiller, I go, that guy seems to have it all under control.
That guy has his diet and exercise regime sorted out.
Four hearts in an arc, we can do this man.
Severance kind of go to first I've ever heard about it. How do we have a
Apollo in chat, by the way, and no one told them that I started watching the pit?
And people are like, you've stopped watching it. No, I have not stopped watching the pit. You
liars. I watch it in the liminal space between movies.
I might be here.
And you're going to say, what's a liminal space between movies?
180 minute bike ride 150 minute movie the overflow goes into 30 minutes of the kit bro it ain't that complicated
That's not gonna be the most efficient way to watch a television program, but you know over time you get there
It's like the more likely outcome is
One I can't walk you one hundred ten minute long movie
It doesn't get finished in a 90-minute bike ride, there you go, you roll in 20 minutes,
I got hit again, you're rolling 20 minutes into the next ride and then you've got 70 minutes
of pit.
So ride 110 minutes, the truest shit the Dan ever said is that when you're getting your
kid ready for school in the morning, if that's on you, every minute in the morning is worth
like 10 minutes in midday, and maybe like 4 minutes around bedtime.
I, it's highly optimized in the morning.
If I get off the bike like 3 minutes late, it's salvageable, but I have to lock the
fucking, like there's no time for daily data.
And to be fair, it's not impossible to wake up earlier, but I'm already waking up so early
that it's kind of annoying, like it's kind of having
deleterious effects on my family.
Because for ever on vacation, I have to fucking,
I wake up at the same time and then I've got to fuck off.
Otherwise, I'm going to be making too much noise
in the damn room and wake everybody else up like 2 to 3
hours before it's appropriate for them to be awake,
especially on vacation.
I don't really want to be awake consistently like four hours before the rest of my family
because I'd go to bed at the same time.
So that means you end up with a really, really long day at the end of it.
Like you give pretty tired at the end.
So you sleep less than them?
Yeah.
me fair, my daughter's five, so she needs a lot of sleep and my wife is beautiful, so she needs even more.
I'm just out here riding the damn bike, man.
You hit the skill check. I literally, you know, I like if you if you play sports,
You can visualize the sport before you play and it gives you like 5% of the efficacy of having practiced
That's what I did. I literally said the line in my head
I imagine my vocal cords saying the words that I was going to say before I said it so that I had already it was like the second
draft by the time it came out of my mouth
Yes, we know that's called thinking on my gag me a little bit
and
so don't get me honest item morning, but you're just kind of get used to a man
you get used to getting
about ninety one percent of the way through your average movie, they still gotta a little bit left over, but you're just like oh whatever
on a beat tomorrow
I could never, you'd be surprised at what you could do once life starts the man
in a human.
You'd be freaking surprised.
Here, here, interesting.
paper pit character so far based on the two and a half episodes you've seen.
Ah, I've seen one episode.
I'm gonna say middle-aged alcoholic that came into the pit with a BAC of .24.
I've only seen him in one episode.
I can't wait to see what happens from this point on.
That's Louis.
He's got a name.
He's got a name that means he probably comes back.
He's in the second season 2.
Spoiler is now I know Louie doesn't die.
Not fuck, cause I want to end the die, but fuck, cause every time I see someone in the hospital
I'm waiting for them to be like, beeeey!
Can we get a crash card here?
By the way, I actually hate the pit, and the reason I hate the pit is that it's anti-exercise
propaganda.
They literally had a 31 year old who does try Atholons come in and have like seven heart
attacks in episode one. Chill bro, people are going to think that's just real.
If you were 31 and you do triathlons, you are never going to die. The show is a work of
fiction. You are every time you do a triathlon, you're adding two weeks to your life.
So as long as you do a triathlon within the two week period, you mathematically cannot
pass away.
Wait, when did you start watching the pit?
Apollo, I'm watching it in the liminal spaces between movies,
when my ride length and the movie run time have a gap.
So I'm an episode and a third into the pit season one right now.
And I'm enjoying it a lot. And you know what, you know what,
I'm sure almost everybody or many people had the same reaction.
But after the first episode of the pit, I was like, damn.
That's a crazy day.
That's an average day in the hospital count me out and then the second episode starts and it says hour two and you go
hour two oh shit
No shot. I'm doing that man. You can catch me spin in signs or whatever
Why would I have dogs? Why am I doing this?
But be patient with me Apollo. It probably will take me a while to get through the episodes.
But actually, you should be thankful for that. Because once I get through the pit, I'm going to start being annoying to you about heated rivalry.
And the best part is, it works awesome for me. Because if I've watched heated rivalry and you haven't,
and I recommend it to you and you drag your little heels.
It's gonna make you look problematic
for not watching the gay hockey show,
which is fucking funny because you're bisexual.
Can I get a message in the chat,
confirming you're denying this?
By the question mark, I don't know, man.
It's not, it's just none of my business.
If he wants to tell me, you can tell me,
but otherwise, it's not really any of my business.
Basically, this whole thing is an elaborate prank
to possibly make a bisexual man appear to be homophobic,
which I don't believe he is homophobic, which is why he's funny to make people think that he might be.
Yes, I'll watch all of the gay hockey show to make it happen.
I'll watch the entire gay hockey show to facilitate the dead, yes, absolutely.
It's complicated, but you got it pretty close. I'll take that. I don't know, I don't know.
I'm just doing what I can. Hey Apollo with that in mind. I watched but I'm a cheerleader
this morning. Oh, wait. You haven't seen it. You haven't seen but I'm a cheerleader
You should really watch it. It's kind of weird that you haven't watched it actually
But like as long as you watch it within the next couple of days
That would be like normal. They wouldn't make me think something else
Oh, I think that I found myself a cheerleader. So true. That's a type of shit that Graham was saying.
Bro, you sound like Graham.
She is always right there when I need her. So true.
Oh, I can't say what I want to say on Twitch.
Oh, I tried to make the title, do I look like I delete Gaff today and Twitch said this title
violates our moderation policies.
I was like, what the fuck do you mean if I let your moderation policies?
The illegal if is against TLS?
Does it look like I give a frick?
You're talking to me pretty good with that one. I'm not gonna lie to you. I got to get out of here though, but first
There's no- oh what are you saying your bombs for the chest bro? There's no fucking
tinted rocks on the chest you knew but you fucking knew? Great and now I don't even know
what the fucking items are. Fucking does nothing. Does nothing. Does nothing. That one ain't
that bad but it's any that good. What's your grocery store shopping order? Well, the first thing
you need to know about a fellow like me is I love going to grocery store so I'm there often
enough that I think this question is not really that relative because I usually am just there
getting a couple of things that I need so in that case I go straight to the couple of things that I need.
in the rare events I'm doing a big grocery shop I go I mean I think this is just
meta to be honest I hate to even say it I go the perimeter and then what I do the
entire perimeter because you're gonna need produce you might need baked goods
obviously you're probably going to need some meat so you got to go to the
deli and then I I I four inch on the outside and I hunt on the inside. This
could give me cup this not going to give me cup. He'd probably ruin my run.
Because you buying too much stuff from the outside of the grocery store is not
that bad. Oh, I've got too much fruit.
Find too much stuff in the middle is where you can go wrong.
Depending on what you're purchasing anyway.
These are, this is an interesting rotten man.
Oh, no, my shit too healthy. My smoke too loud. My swag too tough. I know. It's like it happens.
Fucking all open it.
I don't know about that one, but why is 70% of the grocery store canned goods?
Well, I think you might live in in Buxley. My grocery store ain't like that. There's like one aisle. I mean, I guess if you can't like drinks and stuff, maybe you can sit up, but
You might be you might be shopping in Buxley.
Our grocery store has got like one canned food aisle.
Fourth, oh my god it didn't count as finishing the room fuck you man.
What's wrong with canned food?
Nothing Twitter user.
just like surprise.
I'm surprised you got that many cans in your grocery store.
Some canned food is even better, weirdly enough.
Something about those peaches, man.
Can peaches and pears?
Not plums, unfortunately, Joanna Newsom,
but can peaches and pears go crazy.
Might as well, man.
Grasp.
Nope.
Millions of diamonds so true.
Diamonds come from a mine.
I go many all the time.
In my mind, she has to double, though.
If I had my little way, I'd mind diamonds every day, blue spotland gemstones in the,
I need another Minecraft where to go there.
In the end of man, moving to a new base, gonna need a bunch of diamonds, moving
Oh my god, a minor bunch of that this dude all the problem with the Minecraft
Parities isn't that they suck. It's that they're all from one generation of music
If we could get some 90s fucking Minecraft Parities I'd be all in all over again
Please give me something good. I don't know about that one
I need gold and diamonds yeah who's that making mysterious hisses in my direction mama
this surely is a creeper yeah mama this surely is a creeper good work who these items
These are fucking crazy.
This is insane.
Fucking cares.
It's a secret room.
You gotta take a chance on it.
I'm channeling Marsha on Lynch.
I'm going Beast Quake Mode.
Oh, whoa!
Oh, it's the Omka's.
I can't!
I'm smart, man!
Ah!
into it and there were some real human skills. Also Apollo did you see my fucking clip
from yesterday where I got the dude with the one shot from a car over the top of the building from 320 meters away it was crazy
easiest winter in my life. What do swings?
The grass waves like hero branch eclipse across the floor as the record plays, okay one second, yeah?
There's gotta be something there.
Cobblestone's looking kind of mossy.
Yeah, my glowstone keeps my house so glossy.
I can't go down this time, I just need the mine.
We'll figure it out.
That's as you go in.
They took my blood today at the doctors. Why is it sound like I can't up off?
They took my blood today at the doctors, I let it burn.
She didn't have to do all that in the song, man.
Why did she put all this stuff in a bag and push it down the stairs?
Like, other people live here.
She's gonna screw this up for everyone, man.
Reckless and irresponsible behavior.
We need her ex-boyfriends, uh, rebuttal to the song. The song could be called, I know.
That was the problem to begin with. We never did care.
At least she put it in a bag. It certainly didn't really consider that. I was just thinking
of one alternative, which is placing all your shit into a bag and leaving it at the bottom of the stairs.
She could've just pushed all your shit off without even bagging it up to begin with,
which definitely would've been worse.
Ah, you're right, the bag probably didn't rip it for rolled down the stairs.
It's complicated, but life's complicated like that.
I know Abra was gaslighting that fella and complicated.
First lyrics to the song, chill out.
Bro, nobody's raised their voice or anything.
You'd show out.
Sorry, I'm just kind of spiraling.
It's spiraling.
We're trying to find something that works.
Keep spiraling.
I don't think I have anything else.
I've named every song that I know.
rank 90s rap albums. I mean, I think I don't know every 90s rap album. I really
feel like for a fellow like me. You're already gonna know that it's ill-matic at the top.
And then number two, I, to be honest with you, I need to go back and, because I always
sort of held NWA and public enemy in the same esteem in my head I've realized as I've
gotten older that NWA is like more it's kind of like of it's time it's kind of like goofy
a little bit like they were not doing all corny as a good way to start like they were not doing
all that in, I'm going down to the next floor, they were not eating people, I guess
is what I'm trying to say. And ice cube does threaten the eat of a police officer in,
I think it's in fuck the police, but they're also saying a lot of that stuff in straight out of
a car. Well, you know a lot of the songs to be fair, so I need to go back and listen to the
public enemy stuff. I do like mid-namorotters, low-end theory, will any, and of course,
will 2K as a class, blah, blah, blah, soundtrack. 12 inches of snow, liquid swords, yeah.
that's about it, it's all I got you a big fan of who I don't know why when I
said it sounds like Steve Harvey yeah yeah I'm a big fan of the World Health
Organization I think chat wait how do I feel about the World Health Organization
They did haught.
I was kind of tweaking because I got a letter, well we got a letter from the Health Department
of British Columbia.
That was like a, hey, the school is having like a vaccination clinic soon.
Here's what we have for your daughter's vaccine record.
Please let us know if you'd like her to get these vaccines.
And like the vaccines that they're giving out are
ones that she's already had
But I just checked yes on the thing because I was like
Surely the nurse will look at this and go oh, but she's already had this one. Let's move on
Like I felt kind of weird that they were like leaving it up to me to look at the vaccine record and be like
like that she need to re-up of the MMR vaccine.
I was like, that's really, that's kind, I sort of trust you guys with that information
more than anything.
Shouldn't you look at the vaccine record and be like, she needs this one?
Because I don't really know what I'm doing.
I mean, if I had to build the MMR vaccine from scratch, I wouldn't know where to even start
man.
Don't you need like, blue crab juice or something like that, see in MNEs?
I don't know, there are eggs, you got eggs in them or something?
Anyway, I think she's chill.
I also, I mean the other thing is, I didn't want to check no, you don't have our consent
to vaccinate our daughter and then get a call from the school that's like, hey, what
gives that value of your chill.
So they want to do so up with a couple of extras, I mean, for me to stay clouded, it might
be the right play. I should get a filing cabinet, unfortunately. Oh, Paul, you want
to get in his press or machine with me? You want to go 50-50 on in his press or machine?
I was thinking we could get a Breville Bambino Crow, but if you wanted, we could get a Gajia.
I hear they're pretty good too.
Juice-stub-sun, or anti-bank-stater?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, I hate side-stepping the question.
Probably juice-stub-sun.
Yeah, probably choose Thubpson.
If you're like if your son is on steroids, you can at least be like, don't do steroids.
You know, you work at Microsoft or something like that, and then you might be like,
God, I need to do steroids.
I'm looking for Maxing, and then like at least we've got, okay, let's just, let's just try
I put this to the side and have a nice dinner or something like that, right?
But if you like anti-vax implies so many like other conversations that could easily
ruin every dinner time that we ever had for ever, like I already know of your anti-vax
or we can't talk about shit except sports.
Can't even talk about the damn weather you're going to start telling me that you know
it's like AOC made it rain today or some shit like that.
At least my son was kind of like bane coated he might still, you know, watch some movies or some shit like that.
Anti-vags daughter going to be talking about some shit like, you know, all tomatoes were different when I was a kid. Is anyone noticed tomatoes have changed?
I don't have 100% control over that. I'm doing what I can. You never know, man.
The Mados have changed, though. Yeah, but not in my life, fine. Like when they were making a moon.
You know back in like the 1800s or something. I'm sure they were all sweet as fuck
But they've been red water since I was born basically
I learned you like a murder this
My older brother's antibiotics and on HCH well that is the other thing is that
There's like an asterisk, which is the slum that's on steroids. There is like probably a higher than
average chance that they're also anti-backs, but
And for those of you on steroids, which as I understand it is probably about 10% of the men in chat right now. I love a certain age
I'm not suggesting your anti-backs if you're on steroids. I'm just suggesting that I think if you took a controlled group and a group of
guys who are on steroids, the group of guys on steroids would be more likely to be
anti-bex. Now I have no proof to back that up, but I also am not really trying to make
a scientific claim. I'm just kind of shooting the breeze. No anti-bexers watching this.
No, there's one. There's one and I know him. I don't know him. I know my RL, but I know
I know his handle. And I think to his credit, I think that when he watches this stuff and
And I started talking about how anti-vaccine is stupid.
You mostly just sort of tunes out.
Like, it doesn't turn into an argument,
which is mature, I suppose,
that it is not librarian,
it would be funny to say that though.
I'm not gonna say who it is, it's chibbley.
To his credit?
Well, I mean, it could be more annoying.
An anti-vaxxer who doesn't want to argue about it is better than an anti-vaxxer who wants to argue about it because like I mean we ain't convinced in each other
It's a crazy room man
What if you could take it or leave it?
I mean, I don't know, I don't really want to talk about it, so it's not, it's just that I mostly think there's not that much like humor involved.
I just re-up my monkeypox vaccine every year and then just kind of, you know, the rest of it, whatever man.
I don't even know what this ship does.
Like Market, please.
Kind of funny to get polio in 2026.
Oh, sort of.
In a manner of speaking, I suppose.
I'm going to be pissed off if a kid in my daughter's class gets measles.
Because I know all the parents, I'm going to freak out if a kid in my daughter's class gets
measles, man.
We can't be having that.
I said you're like the boss or small box.
I'm sorry I should have left because it's probably horrible but like if I get a note
or an email from the school that's like classes cancel because one of the kids had small
I'm gonna freak the fuck out. I'm gonna lose it, man.
What is this?
You had a license yet? Someone in my daughter's class had license, but nobody's talking.
And then this was last year, nobody spilled the beans on who it was, which is good, but I mean, no, we see, I want to know, man.
They send out that HR's file email. You know the one I'm talking about.
And just so everybody knows, even though they know who they need to go to, just so everybody knows,
Um, some lights was detected in our routine lights checks today in class.
But I don't think, and I'll start by saying this, because I know this is a chibli hello, hello.
Chibli, it's, uh, we're going to old ideas, chibli. Let's just open a vape shop.
I have no interest in vape, um, but I was told by a reputable source that it's a high volume
cash business with great margins, which is why you see so many
bapes shops out there. Sell the first healthy bapes.
Hope zero bapes could be the movement.
Oxygen bapes.
I don't know man, I think we could just open like a regular bapes shop.
It seems like you could probably pay like a little bit of money to a guy who owns a vape shop and be like, can you teach me how to open a vape shop and he would teach you how to open one and then
I don't know you just make a lot of money after that. I guess the next step is you just make a lot of money. Then you make a little bit of money and you start stalking like the Korean cheetos and stuff like that and then
the Bitcoin ATM they call you about putting a Bitcoin ATM in there and then I
don't know maybe like Funko pops or something like that
Neptuneus, bro you look like you're from Neptuneus
His Neptune is good, nobody put any emotes in Shad.
6.7 V. 9.85 V. That could be our storm, man.
I laugh every time I'm in Burnaby, by the way, and I drive past Metro Town and see
that place called the Vap Father, which has the AI-generated Marlon Brando as Don
Corley-On, holding a Vap.
Guess we have every time then.
The name's Thor is called the Vap Father.
Vapes a week.
Aay, so weak.
I smoke you.
People are gonna do that with your likeness.
Why ever, man?
We got bigger fish to fry.
If you can make it work, somehow, I don't know how this would ever work.
If you want to put me on the logo of your vape shop, who am I to say no, man?
I don't really, you know, endorse that stuff, but I mean neither does Marlon Brando or like Bart Simpson for that matter
So like who I think I'm better than Marlon Brando or Bart Simpson? Absolutely not
Fuck you
What about Calvin?
Actually that's what's fucked up man.
You don't see nearly as much Calvin pissing on stuff anymore.
For a problem, everyone just wants to argue these days.
Nobody just wants to be like, I don't like this thing.
Let me get a bumper sticker of some kid taking a piss on it.
That was when we had peak high trust society man.
My neighbor's truck has Calvin pissing on Pita.
What? Where's Lois, man?
Get it.
Aest. Aest.
Rote thinks the West ever had a high trust society.
I think we did, man.
Some of them went wrong. I think Facebook fucked us all probably
Why the hell my grandma I think that if there's duct tape on your car door, they're trying to like
traffic you
Grandma
I don't know how to do it
I don't think anybody out in Kingston on Terrios trying to sell you like a human traffic injury
Your work-aid days are behind you
They ate all by god my trinket.
They've done put eyes on your fortnight though, that's true.
There's actually so rude to say to your grandma.
Honestly she needs a wake-up call sometimes. She's pretty chill for the most part though.
What does trash do?
Grandma seems some stuff?
She did have three kids by age of 19.
So I got a cutter a little bit of slack.
Double you grandma?
Oh, I'm pretty stoked about it because it's a chain of events that eventually led
the my existence, but I do also wish that maybe my grandma could have had like some more time
to have like an independent life or whatever, but am I willing to trade the quality of her life
for me being like Marty McFly out of existence, like for me fading from every photograph that I've
ever been in? No, I don't think so. Problematic? Oh my grandpa was 19 too. Not when I was born
That would be fucking crazy, but it wasn't like a track 2 on Galpshoat type situation.
They were just, they were high schoolers.
It is kind of crazy that like, they had like a teenage pregnancy and then said, we go again.
That's a different era, man.
Nowadays, it feels like if someone gets pregnant at 16, they're like, I'm going to simmer
at the last one for a little bit. Like if we're going to have a second kid, I'm not going to be in a rush.
Back then, they were like, well, I guess we're in the phase where we're starting a family now.
Nothing else to do? Maybe. I don't know.
They did sleep in separate beds for the entire time that they were both alive, that I was also alive.
So I think it's sort of understandable given if you have like three kids with someone by the age of 19.
For us probably hard to make it to the end of that without having a little resentment. I'm sorry
I can't I can't grab the other item. I wish I could. I can't grab the other item. We would leave us on like two hearts
I might die. Fuck it. We go again
That's actually huge bro
They didn't that's true. They didn't have a sleep number back then
my grandma, I don't know what her sleep number was, my grandpa was definitely 12, 12 beers
let me see, now I'm just kidding grandpa, I hope you're looking down and looking down proud
but you did, you did like to drink a lot and that probably contributed to you being up there
up there, look at down right now.
What you want to have the crazy stories, he's still alive.
He's just chilling as far as I know.
What do you got for me?
Don't this is incredible!
Can't blame a guy for no one how to have a good time.
Is actually like, this is a crazy fucked up thing to say, but it's literally my family,
so I can stay whatever I want.
It's actually for the best that Granddad didn't make it to the time where you could
actually like gamble in an online casino and Canada for real money.
Because that would have been catastrophic for my grandma's finances for sure.
Like bro was gambling too much at a time where you still had to drive like maybe an hour
and a half to go to the casino.
You know, world where he could have just had three glasses of wine and then gone to like,
you know, slot machines.ca or something, that would have been really bad.
So, yes, anyway, I am saying grip grandpa, you would have loved, well, I'm trying to think,
well, you know, this is a huge dove.
Despite watching a lot of sports, I can't conjure the name of an online slot machine right
now.
So, basically, fuck you, all the people trying to run online casino advertisements in Canada
right now.
of
polymarkic grandpa or a i grandpa
uh... i would have a i grandpa
either a grandpa that is in the a i or a grandpa that is
uh...
into uh... is a computer himself i should say the reason is and because of me if you
disagree
I feel like the poly-market guys always carry sort of an aura of like, I know what the world is really like.
There's always like an outsider perspective that's like, I have the true lens to view the world through,
that the other people don't have access to, like, I know what the world is really like.
And that's why I'm willing to put money on it.
And by money, I mean, Ethereum.
I don't really want to deal with that attitude. I would rather have a grandpa who's like, look at these kittens. They're kissing each other or something like that.
But I don't have to worry about that because one of my grandpa's is deceased and the other ones is strange.
So I'm in the best possible scenario. No grandpa.
one is the ceased the others insane
you know what I'm talking about pinky in the brain type shit
if he's a strange just tell the story a my story to tell you I've brought
Nah sorry man, I can't wait. Can I play for free?
Spocked up because it means we're all waiting for your grandpa to die.
Well, you were already waiting for it. You just didn't know. Like we're all in a die.
Sorry to bring up that old chestnut. What am I? What am I? My favorite jokes?
But like we're all waiting for everybody to die.
This is just the situation where like when someone dies, you're gonna get a pretty funny story.
It's one of the funniest stories I have, but it's also because I know the guy.
So I feel very confident it will still be funny for you, but it won't be as funny for you as it is for me, because I know the guy.
I'm not waiting for you to die.
Okay, but that sounds like when you put it that way, that sounds like a threat.
It sounds like you're threatening my life when you say it like that.
That's scary.
the void doesn't make black hearts anymore, huh? You know what? I was thinking the same thing.
You got me thinking the exact same thing. I think we take little Steven to get closer to
conjoined. Save our D6 for the possibility of a double room where the alpha is way better if we get
a pedestal that's worth re-rolling. We could get an item that just wins you the game.
game. You're not getting the devil room. You got hit 17 times. Yeah, ready, bro. Okay,
so Montezuma's revenge hits you. Go all in on calcium right now. I took damage for my own
Montezuma's revenge. That's bullshit. Fuck it, bro. We always boom fly never mind. We should
every role they use in trying to get some fucking health.
Fuck you.
Why are you talking about the game?
You have to lock in on the womb and then you get a couple of good items and you steam
roll the rest.
It's that simple.
One more hit puts us one hit away.
That's scary.
I don't want to have that evil on me.
I'm supposed to record this game after this stream.
Apollo are you still here? Is Matthew Stafford that asking a win MVP even though Drake made deserves it?
And I'm not factoring in playoff performances, Chad. Did you see the
Anemic performances that Matt Stafford had at the end of the season?
I mean, oh, strength of schedule. Man, fuck you. They play in Los Angeles.
Whether's nice. Nothing to complain about.
They both haven't been great.
It is kind of crazy to think that the two teams left in the AFC of the Broncos and the
Patriots.
So, why is he talking like Jack Blackbroat?
But probably just gonna want that if I had the guess.
I'm sorry, you have to.
Bill of Rivers should get MVP, most.
Let's try to think basically I was gonna make a joke about how he is 10 kids.
That was the joke, just make the joke yourself.
Most V-Rail Pappa. Most V-Rail Pappa. Yeah, most V-Rail parent. There you go. That's pretty good.
Didn't what like why didn't Anthony Richardson play didn't he like there is a kill Eastend in playing
We fit or something like that ring fit adventure
he broke his eye that seems pretty bad he broke his orbital bone oh that that's
right an exercise band snapped and hit him in the eyeball that's fucked up man that's
that's a horrible injury broke his eye socket on a snap the weight dance oh I guess I'll
fucking dead. Great, what a great game. What a great game where they don't give you any items
I do any damage. Kissing me off, man. I'll boo who. Don't give me that Matthew Stafford nonsense.
I shouldn't have picked up Mom's knife, man. Stupid mistakes.
10 minutes and minutes. What the hell are you supposed to do for 10 minutes, man? Am I finally going to play that in close, the horse still? Or is that the thing where like there's like a rule of thumb in stream? The more people suggest something, the more it probably actually sucks, but let's see.
Guys, I have no idea what I'm doing here.
What is this?
You got a place blocks and close the horse, bro.
Make the largest enclosure possible.
Am I stupid? Like, okay, you only get 10 walls.
All right, all right.
Now I get you only get 10 walls.
So obviously one's going to go here and here.
One there, one there.
What's going on with the fucking cherries, though, bro?
Cherry's are a plus three bonus.
I'm curious.
I can already tell because in my head I was like I can see the I'm on the first order thinking where you just block the
paths but I'm seeing the way that it changes over time which is like you're used two blocks to block this path
But instead if you actually block off like six other
paths then this path will automatically be locked that this is not gonna happen this is an engineer game and that's fine
Credit credit to the engineers, but this is an engineer game. That's fine
It's a shape rotator game. I'm not like I'm more like a trivia-based gamer.
It is kind of like a Boba's horse.
Meta's rule? I kind of hate it because there's too many animals on Earth.
There's way too many animals on planet Earth for me to know them. And also, nobody
knows what the hell an ungulity is. When it's all, it's in family ungulata. I'm like, okay, bro.
What else we got, man?
going to do senator total maybe I will do senator
and you guess whether they're a republican or a democrat
from their portrait
I'm going to say it yellow tie. Yellow tie means you're a Democrat.
Jesus, you are a Republican.
That's a war Richard Blumenthal I apologize.
Maroon tie, Democrat.
I'm going to say it, you are smiling instead of showing just complete resolve.
I think you're a Democrat.
That's looking team K and bro!
Blue jacket.
Got to be a dope.
Okay, that's Lisa McCouski.
You have Chicago Energy, Chicago is an Illinois, a blue state.
You're a Republican.
given you have you have a more men family youtuber haircut you're obviously a
Republican. This is an interesting one is the same state as the fella from
two ago. I think you're a Republican. No that's his Virginia, though.
Kind eyes, but I think you're a Republican.
All right, so we know for sure where Chats go in on this.
I'm going Democrat though.
Fuck.
You're Republican.
That's Adam Schiff. Why do I know all these people?
You're a Republican.
I need to get one of these jackets, man.
Why is it that only women in the certain age get to wear this cool ass jacket?
No you do not.
Come on.
I want the fucking thread or tweed jacket, the Jackie Kennedy fit.
We need to make it at least ambiguous.
There needs to be like this version of the jacket for men that you can wear to be like
I'm swagged up and I'm a man of a certain age.
All we got is the fucking quarters of it, bro.
I think you're a Democrat.
Very curious one.
But I'm a cheerleader type energy.
I think you're a Democrat.
John, John, you're a Democrat.
This is Chuck Schumer, bro.
Why wouldn't Chuck Schumer gives you the look?
There's no shock.
Again, this is Christmas adventure is haircut.
Wow, you got to change that!
You're a Democrat, obviously.
Um...
Think Tan.
Blue tie.
Guys, I'm getting my ass beat.
No shot.
No.
Almost fell backwards out of my chair and it's got wheels on it.
How the fuck does that happen?
Republican. Okay, let's be serious. You are your Josh Hawley, you're a Republican.
I have to do. Okay, all right, what are we doing here? Your Republican, I know you.
I think this is your Republican.
I've gone from clicking everyone Democrat to everyone.
You want Republican.
You're a Republican.
You're a Democrat.
I'm just going to go, first instinct, you're a Republican.
First instinct will get me.
The necklace is very used bookstore coded.
You're a Democrat.
You are a Republican.
Sorry, Patty.
You're a Democrat, you're hiding something, you're hiding that you're a Republican.
That's Bernie Sanders.
He's an independent, okay, you're a Democrat, that's Deb.
You have serious Republican energy, there's just a, we have entered a fucked up world
where if you are a politician in your 20s, you are now guaranteed to be a Republican.
I don't know when it happened, but something it used to be that if you were
young, you were a Democrat, if you were old, you were a Republican, but there's been
a complete inversion of the norm.
I'm going to say, blues to a Democrat.
I'm going to buck the norm. I'm going to say Democrat. Sorry, Eric. You're a Democrat.
That's Republican coded. Sorry, shut his name, Sheldon White House. That's Republican.
100% we don't even have to think about that. I think you're Republican. I think you're
Republican, I think you're a Republican, and the you're a Republican. I know you're
a Republican Canadian. I think you're a Democrat, okay? It's got to be Republican. I think
you're a Democrat. Well, I can do this. I'm locking in. I'm locking in. Republican. This
This is the very queen guy.
You're a Democrat.
I can do this.
I'm choosing to lock in right now.
You're obviously Republican.
You're a Democrat.
You're a Republican.
Why was I even thinking about this one?
I don't know.
What to do on this one?
I think you're a Republican.
Angus, S. King Jr. Jr.
You're a Republican.
Republican. You're a Democrat. You're a Democrat. This is Marie. Marie, or we would be a
of Democrat. Red tie with elephants on it. You're a Republican. Red jackets, it's kind of
you. I mean, if they said she was the Hawaiian senator, I would know, man. Democrat. Yes,
So we knew that one.
You got, I'm so sorry, should not be saying this pro.
He's got G-mod face.
That's the, I was, he's got a G-mod face.
I don't know what to say.
He doesn't, he's got a little skimmy at him.
I think you're a Democrat.
you are a Democrat. You're a Republican. Don't do me dirty like this. Yes, something
that you're damn teeth, man. Pete Ricketts. She lean him back, casual ass. You're
the one who keeps making the joke about Trump's hair eight years ago. I remember
that. So what is it? Mine's not going to blow off in the wind. You're a Democrat.
You're a Republican. Probably a silver Republican. You strike me as a Democrat. You've got
a little Ted Danson in you, let's say Democrat, I'm going to say Republican. I'm going to
say Democrat. I don't feel bad about that one. That one could go either way. You're a
Democrat. You're Republican coded. That was a thought that was an either or. I'm going
say you're a Democrat, blue clothes. I think you're a Democrat too. You just don't know
yet. Republican. Guys, how many senators are there in America? How long is this going
to go on for? 100. Okay, I can do that. I can lock in. You're a Republican. You're a Democrat.
Republican, Democrat, that's Republican, we have to get rubin' a stylist.
We have to get rubin' a stylist.
He has the Republican hair and the Republican beard.
We have to, that's not okay, man.
He can't fish me.
He don't keep fish me, man.
All cause he's from Arizona, I see, I see.
This Republican, sorry, Kristen Republican.
Republican.
Democratic.
Say Republican.
Say Democrat.
Let's say Republican, let's say Republican, head of Bud, let's say Democrat, I say Republican,
let's say Democrat.
I don't want to all the, he's got it, he's given Peter Griffin right now, he's sitting
a little griffin face. I think he's a Democrat man. Mike Krapo say Democrat, 63% say
this is the same fella. We looped through a man. We looped through. Not bad for a
Canadian. Should do the same. They should make one for Canadian parliament MPs. I would
get way lower. First off, there's probably five political parties with representation
in the House of Commons. But we don't have like a moral-a-law-go-face thing going on up
as much up here yet, but I'm sure it's coming. There's kind of like a moral-a-law-go-face
for men too. It's the short beard that's like not quite a chin strap and then the hair
can go a couple of different ways. One is like the the Don Jr. The other one is just like a
really close crop or bald also and the engineers every time. Anyway, I'm going to send you
over to my livestream because it's time for chicken potato, bro.
I will see you tomorrow and I hope you have a great day. Bye!