and
bizarre run unfortunately so. Oh, are you painting something but not using paint? I'm
got something's getting painted. It's not my ship. It's your toilet. No.
Give a toilet brush. Yes. What strange thing to start a conversation with? You could just say no,
you don't have to take a fence to it. Well, it means you either don't clean your toilet or you pay
I'm gonna clean it for you.
Or, I have a, I have a,
which is a bad look out of the rakes, man.
What?
Or that shit fucking rakes.
What, the toilet brush or the toilet?
The toilet.
I know it's like a Jersey cow.
I like a Jersey milk.
Mike, so I look in like a Jersey cow after I ate a Jersey milk.
I don't know what any of this is me.
Oh, Jersey Cow is like a brown and white cow. Jersey milk is a I think a British chocolate bar if I have the guests
That we all say I can't be calling shit
Dude as I said they can't be calling shit. Jersey and I remember that they have they got old Jersey up there. Yeah, a couple of them
It's kind of loud I guess
Anyone think it'd be like a funny prank to take some of their lands these days. Mmm
You guys tried that
Did we? Yeah, back in pre pre 1812 after the American Revolution you guys got up
a whole head of steam and said we're going to try to take over Canada too and
then you lost the Quebec which is honestly fair because like they're they do
things a little differently up there. Yeah, we asked them which way to
Canada we could understand them. Mm-hmm, the lost. Should we have the
I think they like aliens and they said we can't understand the mind
Because you understand them. So the booooooooh
That's right when when Cole coffee will get some pockets with they say
You know what I'm saying is dark season
He's the football head you can call them a stupid boy
Just like we all thought it was going to go down.
Seahawks versus Patriots, and it's super bowl.
Getting the football talk out of the way, people get mad about it, like it is maybe not
maybe I think it is, it is, I think probably statistically provably the easiest, super bowl
entry of all time by any team ever, to see her for the Patriots.
I don't I don't think all the was easy for the Patriots brother were playing on a hop
They don't have Tom Bardy more Tom Bardy that's that's different guy. It was warming up their hands in a bath the corpse man in between downs
You just got to imagine to play a team that
As playing like a fourth string O line into a team whose quarterback
like maybe just like either bet on his own game or had a bright and your
is him in like the first quarter. And then to play a team whose quarterbacks
ankle snapped in half on the last play of the previous game. How many damn teams
were playing on the last year? You got to wonder like who's up there? Who's
up there thinking about them, you know? Like you know the pace you'd say if I
had that tough man, we got to give them let's give them a little bit of help.
I'm prepared for all the minus two's from chat because I know how sports fandom works
Well, I can't be mad that the patriots are in
Super Bowl because it's different dudes. They're just wearing the same shirt
It is I like all I like the dudes is different dudes team. Yeah, no the dudes in the team are cool
I like Ray Bull. I like me, but God damn can I guys a football fan just not accept watching those three playoff games in a room
because the ultimate prank is set up right like anyone who's watched it should be
thinking like man like the the older under on this game should be absurd like
the seahawk should win by like 30 points but you just know it's football and
sometimes sometimes you get those games where the team that's supposed to win
by 30 the sides they don't want to do that anything can happen bro the
dealers made the playoffs true don't worry we uh no the podcast is tomorrow I got to save it
I got to save it sorry leave it alone is there is there a hockey equivalent to a team hiring
the genuine worst head coaching option available like like bifurms yeah but it's not it's like
years because the NFL is 100 times more popular, nothing could possibly compare, but feel like
Travis Green getting hired by the Ottawa Senators, they're probably feeling like that right now.
This tough out. Nobody gives a fuck.
Nobody fucking cares.
Everyone's ready. Are we going in? Like I haven't heard a word from Dan. I can't. Dan's
He's decompressing because he was just playing Counter Strike 2 with a bunch of slurslingers.
They were not the slur levers that they were going off, man.
They were going off.
Everyone was chill until the slurination attacked.
One person bought an SMG instead of saving.
Oh yeah, he's his relative.
Oh, all right, canceled matchmaking.
Fucked up.
Welcome back to Team Unity Tuesday.
We've got Northern Lion Pats.
I'm not a Patio.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Team Unity Tuesday
That day out of tradition today, we're serving you up something nice.
We got a nice lasagna.
We got Ryan Gary, the noodle attorney's firm.
He's tasty, never disappoints.
We got dumb dog, aka last underscore.
Gray underscore, ricott cheese.
He needed it's crispy and who it tastes so good.
You got Michael, AL, Fox, the M stands for meat vegan.
You got to have the meat in there, the sustenance.
And you got your boy.
I'm the tomato man.
I'm the glue whenever we start fighting.
You always got to mate, or for everyone's skinless bonus and ready to win.
Let's go, boys.
That was just lace with double on taunt.
Drizz, that was sick. I liked that.
I'm the soft noodle.
Hello.
But cod is not crispy.
He's right.
He's been making the creamy cheese.
Yeah.
Next to cream cheese.
Nice.
We got dirty.
We got dirty in the range.
When we got bots, boys were as worried.
In tonight.
Where are you?
You don't like bots, both?
What do you mean? I'm gonna shoot them in the face.
All right, all right, all right.
Right, I had time this week. I played one in solo.
Like, equal 16 p.m. in casual mode, 14 kill chicken dinner. It felt so good.
There were some times I would drive the car. I would hear gunshots.
Get to the scene of the crime. There's just three bot stand around in a circle.
Missing each other. I felt like amponcy.
Poo, poo, poo.
I don't want to like, I don't want to take on Ryan too much here.
I don't want to think I'm right too much here because like I'm happy he's he's got a game
You can enjoy I respect that. Okay, but I'm about to disrespect it and it's very funny seeing
Me and bear have been like trading bizarre screenshots of like cool bizarre builds in the discord and rhyme
Just post the screen down above winning a bot lobby and buggy
I like that you post things that you people care about like most things that one person cares about like we ain't so different
Listen to me man you can knock the bots, but man and when he when he's botting
he elevates to the sweatsman it's when you do good on bots it carries over
this is not glazing. He's absolutely out. I mean he's a different world but still
the same dog. We were winning some some non-bought games the last time we played.
I feel it. We did we did get a win against real human beings. And it was a good it
wasn't like a height in a house we like we had like tons of kills a male and two.
I mean some of the people out the last dude I killed in the solo he was a real guy. He
He was throwing green smoke grenades.
Bro, thought he was the joke.
Bro, if you're sliding in one game on the weekend,
you got the PUBG edge man and the weekend's no game.
Can I tell you how you end?
Normally, normally the night that I played on,
normally that's one of my nights to put our daughter to bed.
My wife said, oh, you got one day, you got one extra day last week.
How about I take tonight?
I said, I'll see you in 45 minutes with downstairs.
You know it's good if you're playing on the weekend.
Oh, it was so good.
I don't know why.
That was kind of like concerning Hobbits, but you get the idea.
And I meant, um, um, um, uh, Michael L.
Fox and, um, Dumbdog.
How do you feel about the resurgence of PUBG?
It's chill.
It's fun.
I've I for years been trying to play more, but nobody wanted to
It just put a
Casual mode and that's a difference maker. I you know like it's I think I finally hit the age where a Casual mode
Like I think there's at the moment where you like you you hit like a threshold and you're like, you know
feeding other people in the game really doesn't matter like it all.
Thank you McCrain so much for saying that.
Like I'm literally I'm at the age where people are like I don't want to play
Rex soccer anymore because like the risk of injury is too high and people are acting
like I'm building bad habits in PUBG that's going to stop me from like going pro.
Bro, that window has passed like I was 18 in 2006 man.
there was no way it was ever going to happen.
Hey, here did you graduate at high school?
2006.
Okay.
Mal, what did you graduate at?
Oh, six.
Yes.
How about you?
I have here's the holder of it.
Are you?
That sounds right.
I guess.
I can't tell you the year I was born.
People will be suspicious.
They'll be like, that's a very old way of
strange year to be born.
What year?
I was born in 1988.
Oh, it's true.
It's true.
Thanks a lot, Mom.
Couldn't keep it in your pants, huh?
I mean, it's a ring for only like six weeks.
She had just just keep it under control for like,
but then you know what the thing is.
Would I just be the same dude you see before you?
will really bake your noodle. Wait, why are you playing your mom for the
pantsing? You dad had to take it out.
You hold that thing up.
Wait, you're going to pay some margin.
I don't know about that.
It's you know that. It's November. November.
11 minus six. May, what was going on in May?
Mother, pre-mothers day, sell up.
You're using minus six?
Might be.
He could have been like three.
Yeah, man.
You got three kids, but what do you mean minus six?
Oh, that was a crazy game.
What did he have?
Are we going to be heck killer?
We don't need one more.
I had an inflatable boat, but I just dropped it because we're going anywhere.
I have a pen.
apple. Oh, she skipped the sequence break. Speedrunning. He needed he.
He'd be keeping AP no 8%. No 8%.
Yeah.
So good song.
Good. Sorry for a game related question. What?
bolsters. X.
Well, thank you, sorry. Sorry.
bolsters are a haste one second on start at gold and then you upgrade them in the
diamond haste haste two second on start.
I think it's possible that at one point during its development, that's exactly what it was before one of the fifty pivots.
the
surprise is a plan
it came back to win away that came back it's not it's not still playing so much as it like
who the fuck are you
the shots
and on a
is a one of your data if you wanted
planted and then you launched like little bombs in an art.
Forget some pinks.
I think I just had I don't know it didn't it wasn't very threatening just the
one.
It was an unfreatening experience.
Unworthy of pain, you know.
I was a dog with this money then.
It was pretty good.
And so.
And so we played like 20 cash.
games is the first bad open-mic experience I've had, you know? It's actually it's kind of bullish.
I mean I think it's bearish. The bearish means things are bad. Obviously it's bad that somebody said that to you.
I'm not gonna spend that money. The fact that it's only happened once in so many games is kind of
surprisingly good is what I'm trying to say. Okay I'm with you on that, but my thing is why is the
the default for everyone assuming like people are like horrible. Not it you guys are horrible and you
got to have a big problem. No, but you guys do you want to get into that? No, I'm
so I'm very sorry. Say I rolled the PUBG and rolled you three guys. You guys are not horrible.
It's this is off stream. I would tear you up son.
you know this game if you have a scope on and you hold the shotgun you can see where he lands
I didn't I I did have to learn that like probably like 2,000 hours of my play town of this game so I
look you don't learn off the off the rip for sure
Isn't this quiet out here?
It's actually the downside of getting the circle in casual is that it's not like a mad max
No, you don't get to like bleed through the masses in it's nice when you're outside of the circle get a car and then just like
Basically terrorized people guys on my knee to I'm in need of ready as in a second. Oh, I can't satellite went down
100% sure I'm on your res in just a second year
Tom, okay, everyone
just stop my toe a little bit
okay
just to see that clip of the headshot you
that
it was a six shot but the
the aura loss on the screen after
it was crazy
you're talking about the
shots in masculinity men can't
show up
Oh, no, I'm the same way I lose aura when I get a cool shot.
Like the all like I agree that it's dumb to try to act cool when you do something cool.
Like how I will say that that's like whenever I'm seeing like I like I'll really good
gamer and you get to crazy shot and he's like, you know, that was pretty good.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's that's pretty good imagination of yes.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, no, that's lame.
You got to you got to give it some some theatrics for sure.
It's just you like you like leveled up like when you did it like you use a scream and then half way through the scream
You were like I got that I got to keep going and go higher
Well, I've been leveled up for a while to be honest with you in PUBG especially
But you know people say I'm like you've been there before I think it should be the opposite wouldn't you be happier if you acted like you've never been here before and you were like oh my god
This place is awesome. Oh, they got they got hummus. Whoa hummus
this is that it all take the home the usual sir
uh... see i just remember the shot it was like a moving vehicle one tap
but a pilot can you give me the impersonation of what ryan did after is
i don't remember that was a different
clinton
was like a house near the or the shot near the house
with near the three hundred twenty meters away uh... spotted
yellow
It was it was less impressive than the car shop, but I don't think people would respect how insane the car shop was the car shop is pure luck as well
Yeah, so that that's disrespectful this was actually like a good shot
Is it luck though if you've been well, there's a face in the wall if it's a luck though
If you've been tuning your craft against bots, so that's my argument
I mean, hey, it's just fancy aim labs. I mean it counts
I don't think you hit that shot unless you're playing bot lobbies.
Why really?
Like I was telling you, Dan, I think that towards the end of our 10 year playing PUBG the first time.
You just slugged. You saw someone. You got shot in the head and killed.
What? That shot?
Oh. Oh, I see him.
Where? He's just a bot.
He's just chilling.
Ro save some of the rest of us.
And we can't say just about because that's good eating
Well, I mean like the threat level is a low
Yeah, but it could be in the box there could be bots other bots. Yeah, yeah, plus we want to get some kills, too
That's fair. Well, then you guys were all around him. There's just some stairs right below the hand
Orange
Or a little bit so I think that's it. Oh, yeah, there he is
Or X by M I need a four. There should be one more bot because that was a group of
Three and he got down so there's still one more bot line around here. You guys gonna go find actually the group of seven the follow-up
Mm-hmm. I don't know what that means Canadian painters bro
Canadian paint like for houses like what are they doing? No, bro
Rose talking about college prop a guy Emily car and pro college prop a
We have a pot from the loot.
That's just a certified pot from the loot.
Yep.
That's an A brother.
Oh, I hate the playing.
That looks like I hate it, too, man.
Frick you.
Oh, it's close, and I thought that would see one of them as a burden.
That's why people always get confused about Superman.
That's true.
That's just coming in! He's going in!
Oh, I hit him! He really blew!
Oh, oh!
Damn, still pretty air where the all things considered.
Certified, sir.
Certified, what?
Not pop.
They're not like us or something.
They're not like us.
That's Max milk.
There's another pop friend.
Well, it's what secret base, Benkey.
We've been in a bunker.
That's tough.
We've never seen the actual bunker.
Bro's going to the draws.
I've been in a bunker before.
We've been in Bokger's before.
Yeah.
I think you were like that.
I threw that plus two.
A Isaac Lester.
Hold up that one slide, Bok.
Bro hit that.
Um.
There's the blue.
I'm just a smoke right here.
Oh, that's the guy.
Real guy, I think real guy?
Maybe.
Lots of very strong people.
It's on orange.
Think we're now a ping me later.
Oh my god, these shots are beautiful.
I did ping.
Remusuming orange.
That was me acknowledging the ping.
That was me acknowledging the ping-sau.
Oh, someone tried to do a trip in front of me and didn't really land it so I'd be killin'
Did you get it already?
No, no, no.
Hit him.
I'm gonna agree on real bad.
Whoa!
Oh, I was out ski
It's kind of a buddy's right where's his buddies?
Triggered terror trying to learn orange. I've hit him like it's like bluish
There we go. Nice
39 39 39 that's pretty good. Damn what a deal. Oh my god, there's a car!
Oh man, at horn can cure many disease, man.
Man. Sounds like Kelsey Plum eating popcorn. Yo, there's a drop out there.
That's the head. Yeah, straight ahead. Getting the ball off first. I don't need to be got, man. You
look at it. I think that's a likeable image, but people don't like it. I like it.
Shot. Yeah, people a little dated. They wanted they wanted it as I for being quirky.
Where by orange? I'm wearing a fork chunkus. She's been a little cork chunkus they hated her. Hold on.
Well, the one. Same reason they hate me to be honest.
Quirk chunkus hardest to pull off successfully. So easy to fail.
I yeah. Oh, shoot. I'm not.
I hear the shot, but I don't see the guy.
Is a P90 in there, if anybody wants it?
You take it, no.
No, no, no.
We're getting shot out right now.
Someone, oh yeah, we're on the green rock, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice shot!
I got him.
Instead.
Oh, another.
I think we're getting shot off the ground.
Yeah, I got him. Yeah, I got the guy who getting shot at from. Oh, one more someone else is shooting. I think they're green
El area, maybe. I don't see anybody. I just breath. Oh, I didn't get near water tower
To the water tower
Sorry, I'm a Mario mode
Did you fall off of a tall structure? No, I was getting shot at one in then
Making that noise justified if you fall off a tall structure.
100%.
There's a hang-glider.
There is a hang-glider.
To the southwest.
Or if you get hit by a turtle, that's true if you get hit by a little turtle.
Did you guys see the Yoshi trailer?
I did.
No.
Is it good?
I'm just going to be the same as the last movie I'd have to imagine as my guess.
I just saw someone tweet it with the Yoshi trailer and said, why is Yoshi kind of dot dot dot dot not didn't click the trailer?
You can't trust people like that.
All right.
Does Yoshi have to keep like Sannick?
But what were they what do they mean by that?
You know, they couldn't whatever they meant it was bad, you know?
I think you can just safely assume that there were people.
People who know who have masturbation induced erectile dysfunction.
erectile dysfunction, love the suggests that they would fuck everything. That's the thing you
need to know about the internet. So I wouldn't take it that seriously. Because even if
the ocean is even if the ocean was there with whole presented and consenting, they wouldn't know
what the fuck to do. Okay? That's crazy. Tell me on the long. Tell me on the long. I think
I think they're wrong in a way you don't understand, but I think in the way that you're imploring.
They got pills. They got pills now. I know what you're saying.
Let me change like, meaning like,
It's the Joker versus fucker dynamic again, and these are peak jerkers.
Oh.
Peak jerkers.
It's like basically translated never been kissed the movie.
Is that kind of what you're saying?
Um, I haven't seen it. I know the premise. Yeah. I feel like you're asking me to make a rift just based on the title, which, which I'm all about.
Don't five people. There's real. No way. I saw a truck on yellow somewhere.
Okay.
A hang ladder guy back here just like parked it and then is probably hoping it.
But I don't see him.
and
that's a lot of the
is, like, right in to this is not the
a condousive circle for body
activity
like I bet 70% of the activity in the
game was dying to circle
yeah
I love this.
Yeah, go get him.
You flush him.
You rush him off flush.
Oh, it's at this, who has by yellow, Jen.
I do.
I got him.
I got him off.
Come on.
Huge.
And the hanglider.
Is there a turtle button?
Shift.
Okay. Oh, a hang lighter. Yeah. Yeah. I'll see it.
All about angles. Oh, and it's like I almost hit him. There's some pressure on this U.S.
Oh, it's pretty good. That's pretty good. Oh.
Oh, jeez.
Yeah, man.
No, no, no, the other guy.
Oh, oh, he's sparking. He's sparking.
Oh, and then like other real players in the woods over there.
On 55.
I got faith in you here, Dan.
Looking for him.
Not good.
Oh, there it is.
The Zipline guy I hit him with my M24. He is weak-sauce
What a hit Dan what a hit
China run over the red guy the the guy you're running over. I love him up. There you go
Huge
Come on that monster hit
These these look like they're hitting rock
What color pink?
Two left, this is the truck and the blind guy, I think.
Someone through his own green, I think I'm a...
Oh, take it out of there.
He jumped out!
She's a blind one more time.
I've got a shun!
Ow!
He died of his own.
I shot him twice with my MQ4 and they like heal in the sky.
But what are you talking about? You wounded him and then he died to the blue.
Yeah, but I hit him once my MQ4 like a minute ago.
Oh, I did it. Let's go pop up for a little.
And then he must have healed up and then I hit him again.
He's threatened by any guys now. He's just driving the length of the circle for the sorry the circumference of the
They're gone. Sorry that that's right because we said that either that's wrong.
Burger practice. Let's get it.
Oh he's behind the tree.
No fear.
Rammum.
Aiming cancelled.
What?
You got him over your rapture bag.
to get out of your ASAP.
Hot, fresh.
Easy as win in my life.
It's just that simple.
Oh, it's a nice warm-up.
I had fun.
I shot boys, nice job.
B2B, B2B, what do you think our PB is?
Winning two games in a row?
No, we've done four in a row, I think.
I think I think I think we got four in our own maybe
We did have a four in our I remember that there's one of those like resets when like the ranks all went back
That was the time man. I'm gonna go five in our boys ready up
Guys you'd be ever gonna tear a gun be careful when you massage your neck
I think I bruised the I think I bruised my neck
You get it for shrimping?
Why did you get it?
The shrink tripping?
Yeah.
I know.
I know the definition of shrimping.
I don't know.
Like, it's...
It's...
It's like the guy sitting at the office desk.
You shrimping.
For posture.
Yes.
That's not the way I saw it.
But I saw it.
I see for your...
Good.
I don't think that's true.
I think it's...
I know how this sounds.
I genuinely think it's too powerful to use for that.
You would have to work up to it. Let's put it that way.
It wouldn't be a starter machine for that.
I had to work up to actually being able to like apply pressure to my legs and back.
To have that in a sensitive area, I think would be a very...
You'd want to know what you're doing. Let's put it that way.
Well, it's like those months that practice getting kicked in the balls.
Yes.
Over and over.
We go somewhere spicy.
But, Kinky?
Wait, so why did you buy it?
For what?
Once.
Uh, it's like, you know, you get pain from cycling.
You massage it out with it there again.
Is it work, though?
Yeah.
I mean, it feels good.
It works in a car as that.
You need to get out.
When you touch it and you apply more pressure to it,
How does that make it not hurt? Doesn't stretching hurt Albert Einstein feels good
It's like stretching with a stretching I
Think it's completely different to be honest, but I do want to be in a good. Oh, she's a major. Well, yeah, that
If I have a two pieces of advice that have the same conclusion for chat
Don't do not get your undergraduate degree in biology
First, it has no practical applications in the world, unless you are going to get a master's
degree in biology.
Secondly, everyone will assume that anything to do with life on planet Earth is something
that was covered in your bachelor's degree.
When most of what was covered is how to cultivate bacteria on an agar plate, instead people
be like, you don't know how big a dear liver is. What did you study in school?
Well, I kind of, I did this a good point honestly. It's kind of a, it's insane. The amount of knowledge
people assume you would have because you, you study biology and university is crazy.
Maybe because you're always talking about weird Wikipedia articles, so people like,
they're like, oh, this guy knows. Yeah, you do have like a huge bank of knowledge for other subjects
that you didn't study. So like I saw a thing over that assumption that maybe you had interest in biology.
Why did you buy nothing?
Nothing's ever there fault.
Everything's always my fault.
Oh, we got you.
You presented yourself in this way.
So how can you blame us for being ignorant?
I understand what you're saying.
Was that trying to make a point to bridge the gap?
But you took it as an attack.
So I'm way way way way.
Hold on, yeah.
You just said a guy.
Is that why they called a gario because it's like games growing on a guard.io. Is that why they called it that?
I think it might be related to that. Yeah.
That's crazy.
That's a good guard.
It's like it's a gel right started.
D-Rail. What does that, Gar?
Sorry, I just had to kill Fistle and Joyer.
It's sugar, basically. It's a sugar gel.
Could you lick it?
Yeah.
I mean I think things are growing up could you lick any say it like could you look
What could you would save? Okay, so you put the bacteria on it eats the sugar
Oh my god, you've heard Texas accent, man.
I love you.
You've heard Texas accent, man.
I love you.
You've heard Texas accent.
Oh, so I don't even have a Texas accent.
I don't even have a Texas accent.
Now what guy do you into biology though?
Like what?
Was there anything you actually cared about?
Or is that just like a purely analytical decision?
wasn't even analytical. So here's how it happened. I will maintain, I don't think this is
the typical high school experience necessarily, but I'm sure it's relatable. Our school did
almost nothing to prepare us for, like, why you would want to study something in college,
what careers it connects to, what the actual like day-to-day duties of a job in this field would
be like, literally in the 12th grade, you get like a 30 minute appointment with the guidance
counselor and in that appointment you're supposed to come up with three
universities to apply through and then so I just walk in you know it's like
semester one of the 12th grade and he's like what subjects are you good at? And I was
like I'm doing pretty well in biology right now little did he know like five years
later bro had an incredible impact on my life in a derogatory sets yeah I
I have the same, I'm very upset about not just our guidance counselor, but just the system and adults you have no freedom to experiment whatsoever.
Wow, it's just like, when it tells you anything, it comes off as so matter of fact, like right like people.
You need someone that's like, hey, these other adults, they're just kind of winging it, so like, you know.
Well, I just don't think you get a lot of chances to find out what you actually want to do.
Like, I, I looking back, I was like, man, if I was given a chance in like astronomy, I might have absolutely fucked with that shit.
But like, I never, there was no route to even learn that I could do.
What are you going to make astronomy make maps?
How are you going to make a living?
I'm not.
Well, it is.
What's your map?
What are you going to do?
I don't know if I can do it.
I can't do it.
No one to hire you.
And do whatever papers on black holes.
So he can put it in interstellar.
I'm not probably.
I'm not probably the wouldn't have gotten there because that's then saying like you.
Yeah, Dan is like a half right and that you need to like actually be like a
business system and go study for like nine million years to actually do any
meaningful.
Hey bro, if it's any consolation, I lived with a guy who was a
a physics and astrophysics double major, and I believe he went on to work for Amazon as a data scientist.
So the best and brightest are indeed being basically just, and he's a very smart guy,
basically just being hoovered up by tech companies to provide analytical insights into
actionable business moves. So you said a lot of depressing things over the course of the
the last 10 years, that might have been the most depressing thing you've said that ever.
If you're that smart, they'll find a way to make you an offer you can't refuse, essentially.
But the lady that Amazon tried to hire, they offered her like $1 billion and she's like,
perk off.
Really?
Yeah.
The lady you said?
She's like a super genius, like young age prodded to your whatever, and I think it was
and so I was like, man, an offer and she's gonna sell like,
kudos, kudos to the $1 billion.
Kudos to the lady.
There's the names.
Look at me, where are the bots?
There's a cart here, look at the cart.
Who's the bot?
There's that lady.
Yuh, age lady.
Pinship cool lady.
I'm still pissed off man.
Your grandest counselor when I told him I wanted to go into architecture, told me the
University of Calgary had a really good program, but I don't even think it's true.
I'm an analyst.
Yeah, I hear you.
He just looks like so nonchalon about it.
We have a good program on you just like move halfway across the country for
an idiot.
We look at your teachers on Facebook, when you look them up on Facebook, it's kind of
a nice message.
Why don't you stop driving your cars so we can get in?
All right, where are we going?
I guess it's the same kind of circle dilemma as last time.
Go on, I hell, let's get on a hill.
Let's drive to yellow and pick up trash on the way.
Okay.
Well, because we'll pick up bots on the way.
Yeah, yeah, the but the claimant that way.
Okay, that's the level of new bots.
I don't understand.
Well, the bots probably don't pump all the way across the map like we do.
So the cup is below.
I mean give me a marker where are we gone?
Orange area ish.
Um yeah, they only have like two teachers of my entire 12 years of school
that like I would even give.
That's crazy how many how many songs did you have?
Do you have two two teachers?
I can't believe I fucking lemmings with you into this whole man.
I got the blood off right. You guys are gonna...
Did you say lemmings? Lemmings.
Wait, so you two friends on Facebook
Facebook that are your former teachers?
No, I said two teachers that I would even care to potentially talk to.
Like, every other teacher I had was just kind of like a face with like no personality that
the...
I was scared where they are.
So, it's a truth brother.
We had a lot of boring teachers in my room.
A face with no personality.
It's fine.
Look at that.
You can say it's means that it ain't wrong.
We had two very good teachers.
I say, I had two very good teachers.
the history professor and one was the science teacher.
They were both like charismatic, good at teaching,
and I'd be like, they were good at teaching.
The rest were just like,
I can't go so far.
Can I say something?
Can I say something that I should not say?
Yes, I was in the long ways.
History teacher, there's only two ways it goes.
Cool at the teacher you've ever had,
or like you wouldn't be surprised to see them.
They're picture in the newspaper.
That's what it's doing, uh, I'll handle something to book out.
Tell me I'm wrong.
I don't need that.
It isn't that, um, I'm not going to go down that route.
Oh my god, I got here shooting.
Oh, I should have done that a little bit.
I won't say it's a former teacher though. There is a large percentage of people that mail it in all the areas there is.
Bailey.
It's a ping pong demo to the damn tree man.
I'm not kidding this just for that. What the hell?
I lit him up.
I heard more shooting this way.
Yep, there he is.
I picked the wrong car.
I'm not sure.
I saw him.
Got him the team.
Nice helmet.
You need it.
There should be more in the area.
Oh, I see one.
Get in, champ.
Where?
I don't want to say because Ryan's going to get him.
Yeah, tell me, tell me, I need some.
You see him out?
Yeah.
I do.
Tree, tree, tree, tree.
You should have stayed in the car.
You should have stayed in the water.
Yeah.
You shouldn't have stayed in the water.
Trying to park you.
You should be one more.
You think this is what it was like for other people to play against us in PUBG?
I think you're going to be in a serious way.
It's a civil warless fight.
I don't see the other guys, so.
I'm the one I did. Oh, oh, I see some movement. Oh
This face didn't
He's gonna get him before us
The lack of faith that you had is disgusting. I had him in the kidney. Oh, right next to her. I just fostered and kidney shot liver shot
I'm sorry about it.
You're gonna get a chance to.
I wouldn't worry about it.
Oh, oh.
Come on, let's go if you're gonna get him before us.
I'm eight first East.
Oh, my.
You think I'm four guys?
Yeah, but I mean,
I mean, you know, the words send him all like a crack shot of him.
I can't even do it.
I freaking need to do it.
I hear shooting.
This is cool man.
That's my bad.
It's not the paint killer in my mouth.
Time to show you the get some thin, Lizzy stuck in your head.
I can see a little sulloo wetter. I know that's queen.
Yes.
I really do see a little silhouette of a man as a thing. Nice miss.
We're not gonna bake it. No, we're not gonna bake it.
I swear to God. Yeah, but that was the coolest Ricky I've ever seen though.
I've got to get out and run a me all I'm moving, also I'm just stealing up a little.
Okay, you guys are a year that was right in there.
I'm going to hang on I hill.
I'm going to shoot at me.
Oh, fudge.
We got a freeze.
Let's go. Let's block mouse side line so that we can get a kill there.
What a look, look at the assist.
Oh, he's dead, dead.
What's this?
Where by me?
and
in the
time usually usually the bot throws the smoke rate all those two of them
all
I got mouth
I got the loot no more
well
What are you saying right now when he's saying well, they knocked me brother saying anything, but
They're more of a threat than the enemy
Paul and faster car three times Ryan ran me over the car
You were standing in the middle of a field shooting the enemy
me.
Oh.
Do you want your savory in the car?
No, I am not.
I can't hit you if you're in the car.
The defense which car is shooting is car and safer in your car and safer out of you.
How is that real fire?
Real fire.
It's a dead cap but it's not dead until you open it.
Bro, just look in the box.
He resolved.
Well, like that's what I mean.
How can that be a theory? That's just someone who's trying to get paper published.
It's a topic. I don't think it's a theory. I think it's a product experiment. It's not.
It's just to the way to explain the nature of quantum mechanics, you know?
There's what? There's a cat dies in a box. It's in the box.
It is a fucked up. Like he didn't need to do all that to explain it. Like it is good.
Yeah, plus I got it.
Plus I got it.
Maybe you should put himself on a box.
But how is that quantum physics?
So because there's a thing in the box that has like a uranium like a particle or whatever and it's
Yeah, I'm things to get saw
Physics when you look at you like you can predict how it behaves you're like oh, this is doing this
It's gonna do that when they look close enough they get down at the the small level things are chaotic and they they don't behave the way you would like
traditional physics and science. So if you put it in a box, you don't know where the atoms go is that what you're saying?
Well it neither decay or is it not decay and it's like, oh oh oh my god, it's hot, you know, it's hot, but you got all this blood for can't.
You can't know until you look, like it's not like decided until it's observed, which is weird.
So good, so, so the matter in the box like either melts or nice, either melts the counter, it doesn't.
Well, the decay trips sensor that releases a poison that's kind of the, again, the metaphor that just
no piece has got to be cool in that cat like that. Because the eye-on's not killing the cat, it's a poison that's released if the eye-on
the case or not. So instead of just probability, there's that or it's not.
Um, yeah, one of the observation that the, the, the, the concept is that the aspect of looking
at it decide the outcome. And if no one is observing it, then both outcomes exist simultaneously
at the same time.
Oh, that's from ASAP's fable. If a tree falls in a wood and no one hears it, it doesn't fall.
You can't get credit for that. It is kind of the same thing. He's not wrong. It's kind of the same
thing.
Then look around yellow here. There's one more. Not sure. There's killing bots.
Oh, these are not all bots. There's no one. My friends not a bar.
Thanks for sharing the meat with me. I appreciate it. I love the pain. A ping is a spiritual assist.
just
just been driving a rack
hey no one over here
we hit a rich vain man
here's the other thing don't you know if it's that or not if it's not meowing
no I need all the way
a hundred percent of the time
the the the the box that probably now if you put them in a box bro
he's got a point I just feel like man people just try to get too fancy with things it's like
come on like you're not that smart
I don't understand what the point you're doing.
Like, you don't need to do all of that.
You just don't need to do it all, man.
I just feel like big woe, okay.
Heisenberg's on serving me.
I'm on serving the bottle out of shit, man.
Give me a Nobel Prize.
Big woe, man.
You're gonna start giving people accolades for stuff they don't know.
Well, where's my medal then?
Where's my trophy?
Tons of shit.
I don't know.
The hell you're talking about? Exactly, man.
I heard right here Ryan in front
Look here in scanning. Oh, who's on that confronta?
Pretty good ABS just them on the dance you huh?
That's got to be a bottom of their right, man
It's a different stream word no it no no ping, but he he'll share them each try
Kind of ping right here, Ryan. Blue, blue, blue, blue.
He just crushed it there, and that's the body.
He's the guy. He's the lady. And he's the lady.
Let's go. Thank you for the assist, thank you.
I'm out. Did ping there too. I'll give him.
All right. All right. All right.
Let's just, let's just swallow around. Let's
target a cloud. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
We got a ping. Nice. We mine.
He's down the hill. I don't think we'd have sight on him anyway.
Brother's only five left. There's only four left.
Target eliminated. There's only three left.
I'm not gonna lie and I feel bad for pop friend.
By killing pop friend before the final circle felt really good.
Because he was trying not to die.
He was trying not to die.
You see consistently getting the game he was doing a little bit of shoes going more the only ones queuing for this game
Ha, oh you may be mistaken shooting at me
It's right is killing all the other dudes I guess there's
Let's get real
Normally
More you
I'm trying to take out your tires, so you can't get as many kills.
You're a little mess.
You got to get the shootings pretty good, right?
I mean, you're hitting the car, yeah.
I'm not trying to hit you.
Can you chill out?
Okay, well let's chill.
I'm looking down on these things.
Oh
Yeah, oh
Fuck in a circle coming you think you've had to kill me. No, shout, bro
Now just wanted to kill us just now now understood I just wanted to see how so I'm that one
Now scanning you got to sniff them up. I know you're sniffing. Hey, hey, I'm looking for the bushboys. This can't take Jesus, right?
Oh, rock, rock, where it's at me.
Nice.
Down you.
To be honest, I got shot, but I think I'm going to get my life in someone.
Oh, no, he's at the tree right in next to us.
On the other hand, next to us.
They're on my spot.
He just looked at me and I got him right in the nose.
Yes, dude.
I'd be check kill counts.
Exit the game in the middle of the wall.
Oh, what a game they've made now.
Okay.
You guys got up your kills a little bit.
Yeah, I would've had a couple more if my own teammate.
I would've had a couple of other guys.
Oh, we wiped out half the map.
Oh
Yeah, probably true unless we win this one in 14 minutes
Purple
The S.E. Spinal Tap 2
Look now. You have to punch drum glove. Nope. Yeah blue velvet. No
Now if I watch the history violence
uh... was your favorite part when he smashed the dude in the face of the coffee pot
and that was pretty good
i went there's the violence
i've been already had a little bit of the history there's the violence
there's a speed
i'll take reference is a little bit for four hundred
it's probably from dropout
no
That would be a reference people would get for 400.
That's true.
Yeah, a few of the reference people would make 400 times in my
chat when I asked them to stop.
You guys know if you hit the soccer ball and press
a jump at the same time, you launch it.
Like mouthwatch this header for you.
Peter Crouch.
Oh, I jumped over it.
Here, me out with Litzland mainlands easier to get kills.
Yes, see, see that sometimes you end up isolated.
Dude, put you in keys right under the plane.
Yeah, you want to go right?
All right, look at that.
Last time we had the goal a little ways to it, but now it's right on it.
I'm not as good at fighting, you know, CQB like that.
You know what, not it's fine.
I'll just take an up.
All right, I'm ready.
What is your problem with dropout?
Because I think of all the people here,
you talk about it the most.
You keep bringing it up.
I just, anything people bring up, I get annoyed by it.
You bring it up.
Yeah, I get annoyed by myself on occasion.
OK.
Hold people to different standards, you know?
Just checking.
This is second.
This is a weird sentiment there.
I'm making any progress on the pit, though.
That's a good question.
Are they on?
I think I started episode three.
So what, per is this a hospital show?
That is true. Well, it's an ER show.
I thought it was like, um, stock, stock bros or maybe baseball.
Okay. Yeah. Okay. Sure.
Yeah. I've already watched Harris. I don't need him.
Well, how's the show?
Okay. My algorithm has been serving me up like two or three.
And I said enough. They're saying like nurses are
this is why you have to get off of social media you're going to be kind of something
like I don't know what you mean
I'm not on my team
I'm married
Sorry
Oh
This is on his family because the booty freaking
No, it just says like
Is every nurse kind of dot dot dot I'm like man. I didn't sign up for this algorithm. Sorry
Oh, you get that so you have to just an algorithm is what you're saying
Big mommy milky teddy
Stacked Jewish girls stuff like that
You didn't see those screenshots they're following me. Oh
Oh, man
Keep my head down
This is what's nice. They're not have a algorithm like like to not be anywhere near short form. You're telling me brother.
I've been watching my videos the long way. The long way.
They got me feeling like the last video.
110 minute David Lynch movie the long way.
Long way.
I gotta be the last dude who has his phone fucking sideways.
ways, bro. That's the way it feels sometimes. You're right. It's like me. I've had some videos that are a horizontal, but then they're also vertical anyway still. And I'm like, what is this? What do we do in here, man?
When the sponsor asks for a TikTok after the sponsored stream.
Oh, target acquired, Chad, that was not a bot, he has a wolf's myth, man.
I guess I'm spaghetti over there, made some last night.
For a bit.
I guess I heard the picture ain't going to look all that spectacular, it's just sitting in the fridge
right now.
What kind of sauce?
Rayos, didn't put the Rayos.
Oh, you're not on the Stefano's?
Sometimes I do have some Stefanos in the pantry, believe it or not.
But because it's BC based.
Oftentimes goes on sale at the grocery store.
Thomas Mock, Paul Stefano, Paul Stefano, play the Colgate hour.
I did eat a little call.
Maybe the one of the most millennial restaurants
of all time, they did have fully loaded nachos on the menu.
And I 100% believe that they knew what they were doing
when they did.
You ordered the nachos?
No, I got chips and go out.
I don't need all that.
Oh, come on.
He doesn't like the cheese and the peppers and stuff, man.
You can get doing a two fucking tortilla chip appetizers with 37 years old
You're trying to kill me. I don't you do I'm getting an betray to I don't need to
I'm not bringing not Joe's home, man. That's crazy
It's fine just put him on the border like three minutes. You're good
This is crazy. This is this is out of control
I'm shooting at me and I don't know where they are
We got a crawl like a viper through these suburban streets man, we got a crawl like a viper through these suburban streets man
I'm gonna run in here me help. We're on our way
We're bit tens got the hands out by he wants this one
There's one
Hit him in the like oh like that. I'm late. I'm the tower your life. He just got card twice for Russian and bro
You can assist don't even care
I'm losing my mind.
Is there one more out here?
Oh, I haven't won bullet any day.
Yeah, that's the guy I hit and then I just kept freaking sucking.
Oh dude.
There's one more somewhere.
I know it's not the best guys to put that knob.
Oh no, he died.
No, I can't.
Oh.
I'm just looking at what's going on in the chair and mobs at that.
There's no lights somewhere.
Oh there he is.
Talk to the quiet.
Oh my god he's so far I can't see him.
Oh it's a different game.
That dude is going to push.
Where is this guy? He just shot it you guys.
Shots on top of the hill, to our shop.
One more over here by me for sure.
Very close.
Mugs.
Take the assist.
Shots at the hill again, I think.
It's just game looks good for teaching how to play with no fear.
Oh shit.
It really is.
That guy was instant down.
I need a car and a vehicle.
No, it's terrible to play with.
I actually not know that's what a plane is.
Oh, shit, if you'll still have a damn good man, they'll still have a good one.
Like the long time coming for you just because like you played this game for so long and it was like so hard
Like so hard. So there would be like weeks we could play and I would get no kills like in hours
Making up for last time
And now it's been like it's been a minute since I got a kill and I'm like we got to get going man
We got to kill my heart rate starting to come down
Shit, yeah, those two symbols I think they are
Sorry, hmm
It's a cock and it's balls. Yep, you're right symbolizes cock and balls
It is right. Yeah, that's killing cool. It's my kind of car man
No idea what you're talking about right now. Bro, you sound like you're from Lorwin Palace.
Oh shit.
I think it starts all three.
Do you know what really trip them up?
They're doing like all night locations man.
I wouldn't even know man.
I mean either I can't remember any of that shit.
Rose one time.
No, no, no.
She's kind of a baddie.
Man, this is kind of a baddie.
You hate to all of that. That's okay to all of that. No, I like all of that. I like all of that
That was smart the fan base the fan base on the other one him over
That was awesome
I'm not wasting any lead on a little grub like that
Did you know there's your cups and hollow nice too?
I'm calling you all night too, so funny though.
It's really good.
I wish I thought it out.
That's good, Dave.
You can't keep you in the hall tonight too, it's really good.
I won't say the one thing I respect about Hall tonight.
Straight from the devs mouth, Hall tonight would not exist without the best Zelda of all times Zelda too.
Literally, I'm not a f***ing thing, that's real.
That's not real.
That's real.
I'm telling you, it's pasting Jerry, brother, it's pasting Jerry.
I just don't need to worry. I think at the end of the day, I just don't care.
Well, you can't tell the truth about it so long and there may be from Zelda 2.
There's 56 alive, can we please get some meat?
I'm not worth it.
You just go to green.
It's in the center and we'll snipe them off.
It would be a, we could mountain it and just shoot.
And it's hard to work with their all behind rocks.
Oh, my rocks and stuff.
Hydraulics. Uh-oh. I got you. Hold on. Yeah, I heard some shooting over here. They're gonna be running in from the blue
Canning though
I grads to cheese
There's a rat.
We all want him.
There's a bug in!
That's not the hell, he's shooting someone out of it.
Okay, okay.
Oh, nice.
I'm gonna come in assist.
I don't think he's assist.
I'll die.
One more.
Take the hit.
Well, there's two.
Is there all of you? I'm gonna make sure our car's still stable.
Tonight.
We're made.
Oh shit, I've been awarded. There's more over here.
You and who's army, bud?
Who are you shooting at?
go to phrase by the way you and who's Army and then I respond I'm the one man
I know I know I know you're talking about these guys don't obviously they don't
they don't they don't know are they be peace and that's sad
Every time Oscar winner.
Read.
Seven golden buckets of popcorn from the much music video music awards.
Rip, rip and TV.
You sound like you're from bone bottom man.
That okay, that's pretty good.
Get in.
Robo fucking pick me up. I'm on route.
I'm on route like a Wendy's Tim Hordens.
Not by you.
You're your, you're only a gamer right now.
I mean, I was.
Oh my god, he's dead.
I didn't even know what happened.
It would have been an honor today.
It could have happened.
That's the only time you see those when you're traveling somewhere.
More than 40 minutes.
Yeah, they're on the highway.
Look at those big chill.
You really got that way.
There's a lot of meat last voice.
Yeah, I hear shots.
We can fight in the blue.
I have blue backpack.
Let me do not me. I mean I mean I mean I mean I mean I
Her shots like right
Here is
Oh look at the juggie on the street
I got them. Oh, they're all dead. Okay. I freaking freaking freaking got him
Anyone got me nine mili like and leaving the trunk
I don't know where I can do that.
I do not know where.
Oh, the MP5 is meta right now for Shikubi.
He doesn't know, Chani doesn't know.
I can see Kubei.
He's where the battles bro.
He's the blue, he's the big catch and he's straggler coming in.
Yeah.
Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, I like it. I got this one. But next one, maybe.
You're losing it up a little bit.
Good luck. Oh, we're gonna get one. We're gonna get one. We're gonna get one.
Oh, this one feels good. Oh, I hate that.
the
see another move box more loot box is please
off there it is
oh I know it would have been really good if he was behind that oh
oh it's not us it's not us it's
I'm going to be so fucked up when there's a big rock behind one of these.
Because your berry, Egan was going through it, it started a punch drop level.
Tell me, others.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, hers.
My man, where's our loot boxes?
There's thirty-seven.
Oh, I hear shots last.
I feel like there's not gonna be much over here, though.
Get all of them.
I'm making an executive decision.
Okay, now I know that I heard a second shot.
It looks like long beach over here.
That's just a place.
I know.
Then they got a port.
I think that yeah, I shouldn't have come here.
I should have dressed my instinct.
It wasn't it.
Brawl game and a damn game.
Oh, I had a sick of driving around.
I'm on the edge.
You're going to get more kills in the car.
No, Apollo's going to get more kills in my car.
What?
I don't mean I'd always you come in, man.
I can't do none.
I told you mine's the bridge.
You're the bridge.
What the hell are you?
Your mind is just like there are not on the bridge.
They're near the bridge.
Okay, one's down.
I have to hear them.
Faw, that's by the water.
Yes.
Faw, waw, waw.
I don't know where you're wrapping.
Oh, this feels good.
Cavalry here.
Get torn, get torn.
I don't know where they are.
There's so many here, dude.
Gonna get big money, what's that?
One of these bush shelter on yellow too?
Oh my god.
for me again
for me
oh
peace tell me
that's not really
it's a real guy
it's a high
it's a good say
what that?
do you have any 9 million?
what the?
yes you did
we're not even stopping man
Stop it and tear it just look at for the next one. Where is he?
Not the shenanigans.
Oh, bunny hop.
Take with it.
Oh.
I shouldn't guess.
Oh, yep in the blue and I swear it's player to ever-
Nooo! What did he get hit by, man?
It was a UFO!
19 alive
a lot of meat
good because I'm not full
you've got some you got something out there I know you do
no I was getting shot out of there but I didn't know where from
So I'm just
With the hands button x x x
Oh, way in the distance
Mhmm, it's on the way.
A, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a little uncloser. You didn't see me.
Guys, green thing.
Oh.
Oh, they don't know what I'm about to do.
I can't, oh, no, I can't let them know.
I'm trying to drop one of them.
I'm trying.
But, eight of them are not in the way.
I'm gonna pick up a couple of fellas sorry boys
This is how he's a bit too fast crazy. That's crazy. Oh, well, okay. You can shoot my car earlier
And it's all fun and games, but I was a smaller circle that was more plausible to traverse on foot
This is a larger circle. It's not fair if you don't pick us up. You should pick us up
I'd hate for it
On the yellow guy
three juicy bullies right right around me they're not even killing me
lots for the for your for your killing pleasure oh my god you're down yeah
I drove into a rock and then got sandwich you're off of with a
whole you'd I think I can reach he's on my car dude yeah it's just he's a bit
Further, it's hard with a forex
Wow, we'll cover me last a lot of up. Okay. Oh, this is in a front. I'm gonna over there shoot now. I'm blocking the rest
You can't rest them. I'm blocking them. Oh
He's resin. I'm dude. He's resin. Oh, I don't come off. I'm literally gonna save your life
I'm not letting them rise
You can stare at him. He knows you can't rest
I'm zoomed in man tournament tomato soup. Oh right there treat blue treat you a lot
How's he not allowed you? I'm going after him. Oh, yeah, I see I'm he's damn lock it up there
I know through is not to do he doesn't know to do he's jumping he's jumping he's scary. He doesn't know to do
Life is but I'm pretty effective in this statement life is what I'm dreaming. I'm gonna get your chip
I'm just a riddle of man
Oh, there's a guy on a bicycle, not a monitor stick.
A bicycle, a green, a green going left.
He stopped at the rock.
I'm green.
Oh, too high, too high.
Oh, my God.
I'm explode, man.
I'm not explode.
It's a great scheme they've ever made, man.
It's the greatest game in history.
Oh, I almost got him in the knee.
Got a ping? Got a yellow.
Green, green.
Nice.
Did he die in the blue yet?
the
old baby
no way to lie right basically two left
the
all of that so there's three left
all of that
one left he died in the blue
Oh, I see him. Let's right there on yellow. You guys ready? He's in the house.
He's bored in the house and he's going to house board.
He's getting closer to heaven. He just doesn't know it yet.
He's going down. He's getting closer to hell. He does this.
Don't know it yet.
Oh, and grenade.
Help his underwear!
that was got a long way to go to
come on where is he show it show him he's hiding in there man
nice job nice job is it crazy that I'm at the traffic cameras to see if the
or other icy, so it's safe to order food or not.
No, bro, that's actually like the nicest thing
you could possibly do.
If it's surge pricing, you know it's icy.
Check me.
Be to be to be boys, be to be that chicken smarmy for you.
About now, now here's where things get mighty interesting.
Let's go to the real game, though.
That was the real game.
Well.
I didn't have as many killed but some of those shots were fricking toy like I was
hanging off.
That's why the bots are so good man.
That's why the bots are so good.
You're playing a rangel?
No.
Oh.
I wish man.
I wish.
Why do they do that?
Just doesn't make any sense, man.
Oh, yeah, it took a little bit to look it out.
Yeah, it was in like a week or two weeks ago and then that was the last day.
I know it sounds crazy, but it's true, man.
Oh, man.
Surged president?
No, I mean, the sun, the sun places, the shade still, but the weather suns out, the ice is melted.
So most of the roads are melted, but.
Just in your order notes, just say, um,
and take the sunny roads.
It's a careful.
There's very, like, is that there's like,
three cars per camera, which is like,
that's crazy, you know.
You can use UberJet.
See, and if it's like, like,
that was an order for the camera.
What cameras are you looking at?
The traffic cameras in this view of Austin.
You can just tap into traffic cameras.
Yeah, brother of the government,
like, government cameras.
Public information.
You can just watch people on the street
Why wouldn't you be able to look at the traffic camera?
It's there so you can see if there's traffic.
Traffic.
I thought that was for security reasons.
I never knew that at all.
Man, so you're like, how long do I need to go to budget
to get to the airport?
They don't have that in Michigan.
They probably do.
I bet if you Google like Michigan traffic camera.
Yes, you can.
You can see the people of the cars.
They're the cameras.
Yeah, the cameras are up here.
They're not like zoomed in.
Why do you have access to that?
Well, I can also use my eyes outside to see the people
that are in cars.
You know what I mean?
I've never heard of that in my life.
I thought that's private for security.
But they're in, but they're in the other place.
I will get it.
I know, but so you can step into any camera.
You can look at their anthropic way.
You can look to the car beside you
and see what they're doing.
I know, but that's my eyes.
So let me ask you, can I go on Twitter right now and pull
off traffic games, so I click and do traffic games?
Not on any.
You go to the government website, your state website with the
traffic cams, and you go look at the traffic cams.
And there's like hundreds of me just click on it.
Yes, if you live in a big city, what a kick.
This is why those movies where the hackers hack into them,
they're so scary because like, they could happen for real.
Yeah, like you don't Apollo doesn't have to hack into him. You just get to access free access.
Right, but if everyone has access.
It's so awful.
I'm not like this. I'm freaking out.
Ha ha.
It's a public place.
And it's just what they're called traffic camps.
Ha ha.
Like I thought those are, I thought those are the snipe people who are speeding, not for like people.
Oh, those are red light cameras.
Yeah, that's what you're tapping in.
No, no, that's a different thing.
Well, why you just go to Google Maps or ways
and see if the roads are orange, yellow or red?
That's how I know if it's traffic.
That could just mean, yeah, I guess you're ready.
I mean, OK, why do anything?
We got one way to do everything.
Why do anything?
We're hurrying to happen.
I don't know this map.
He's gonna go, this is a little complex outside the city,
to listen far away.
I said, yep, sure.
What a complex.
What is complex?
Yep.
I could use a little loot myself and we need to change our,
what did you do that?
You went like, glad I was supposed for a second.
That was great.
It gave us a lot of people.
Um, we need to change our strategy for this one
because it's not, people are going how did he auto tune?
Okay, inside it auto to build in auto to what it was that
It's like the last
That stem locked me. I was just amazed and I went up to the call reacted
I didn't hear it
Oh, I'm here
You can listen to that
Let's see what's going on
Oh
Oh, I gotta hear that, man.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, dude, it's not gonna be all bots.
We gotta be a little bit more careful.
It's not gonna be real.
We could do that.
That bull-mode when last time.
Oh, man.
I gotta listen to that again,
because I'm starting to wonder if it was as crazy as I thought.
I had heard it, so it wasn't a discord thing.
So that's that's crazy enough man
It's good it was good
We need John boy on that
John my John boy, right? Project John boy
The Yankee's guy. What's going on?
No, I'm talking about
No, I'm just kind of sounds like
Something he might be into. I don't know
I'm on a different, I'm just trying to catch a vibe, man, that's fair.
Did you go up for NDP?
I mean, I think it honestly, maybe I'm a victim of an paradise.
I feel like it should be Drake mages because Matthew Staffer sucked so bad in those last few games at the end of the season.
the odd staffer, and you don't know where some parade.
How does it work?
Scripted.
Stafford's old diet hasn't gotten as many flowers yet.
It's basically young.
It's a narrative award.
They're going to give it to Stafford.
Well, also, the other thing I think I'm going to do, I'm just going to wait for Bill Simmons
to say who he thinks should win, and then I'm going to go for that because he gets the
boat on it.
So I'm going to wait for Bill Simmons to go.
I'm voting for Matthew Stafford, and then I'm going to put my life savings on Matthew
Stafford.
I think.
Stafford had the artist, he's in jail.
Did you know there's people listening to you right now that are just because you said that are going to do that?
I don't think that's true.
No, you think there's one person.
I think at least one person is going to do that.
No, I don't think maybe in your audience for my audience is a little smarter than that.
What are you trying to say?
Paolo, you don't think one person that's watching Ryan right now is going to do that.
didn't hear it was. Maybe not life savings, but like a substantial amount of money. Well, a lot of
people would say that's bad, but what they're ignoring is that you could win. Now they're definitely
going to do it. Someone near me. Yeah, that's enough. We're the only ones over here. I got two cars on
I mean if anybody wants them.
Yeah, one as well.
Oh, oh.
Never mind, I guess I'll go.
What myself then?
Oh wait, wait, it's the Ryan's.
If I can't know what, I can know what's the Gladys.
Oh my god, it's so much crazy here that I thought it was.
Can I get a little bit of a disc?
I'm going to lie down.
Holy shit.
It's on your stream and it wasn't discord. Oh my god
Hey, I think I think I think I think I think I think that was so glad I was supposed to hear you be a link in the discord
Oh my okay, sorry. I thought I usually your chat has it my bad
Hey, oh, it's not discord holy shit. All right, quite crunch. Okay
You use
We need to change our
Um, okay, anyway, how did I do that that's crazy. That's crazy that's crazy
Who's a little bit more shopping? We need to change our
I don't know what I don't know what I've made that so bloody
Oh, that's why that's crazy.
Oh, is this not a no way?
I think it was like I had like a throat bubble, but it just manifested in like the perfect way.
Oh my god, sorry I was back into the garage man.
I've still got it nice nice I'm just grabbing all the extras here I'm ready.
I've got to be here killer you forgot something.
I'm about I marked a building in the center which want to go.
I guess I'm gonna do it. I mean, it's not a lot open right now, but I'll order some food, man.
Marvin, you'll be full.
Fucking funny is if you ordered like a bunch of ice cream.
That's so fun.
I made a gag going with freezer section again.
Nice ice cream frozen fruits and vegetables.
Yeah.
Buckle up.
Coffee, chicken, chicken, those, you know.
Fettish mojoho.
What is that?
Is that a little chipy thing that's respectable enough for an icy drive, ten dollars?
Mm, that good.
How much does it cost to repair fixed two broken lights?
Well, here's the thing.
They have to be out there doing deliveries anyway.
So...
Well, why don't you just go to Costco and just stock your fridge?
I find may take the middle ground here, aka, incorrect.
I had never done grocery delivery, but the Instacart Cosco integration does go crazy.
Because going to Costco kind of sucks and makes me miss antthropic,
but just having someone go to Costco for you and drop it off on your front step is awesome.
But did I go auto-tune again?
No, I laughed because the door to I just went ahead and hit play-thorder said,
that there's too many orders we can't take this order,
which I've never seen before.
Yeah.
This is slow your roll.
Is this in the circle?
Oh no, we just pick people up.
They said dams, so you're really hungry, huh?
Just slow your hungry ass down.
Paula, what's in your refrigerator right now?
Not a lot, man, that's why it's tough out here.
Like talk to me, what is not a lot?
Like drinks, my fridge has drinks
and like a cardin' of eggs.
He thinks he's Mr. Triceid in E3.
See?
You don't have any like, bread, meat?
No, I don't know.
Usually get perishables, man.
I must, they're like, stuff that I'm going to actively cook.
Yeah, but you eat every day, right?
So you can, yeah.
Yeah.
How many of your meals in a given week?
What percentage are door-dashed?
One a day.
That's what you eat the other times.
Oh, I have some like frozen pizzas, I sometimes like I eggs and rice, so I knew that one.
Yeah, yeah. Or I'll just get an extra door to ask you. Sometimes it's two a day.
So I guess 1.5 a day maybe. I don't consider it an honorable thing to do, but it's what I do.
He's been doing it so long at this point that I feel like the Arkham's Razor is it actually works for him.
Like I don't look at it anymore as like a sign that this man's life is in chaos.
I look at it as like he's found, and it's not a solution I would want for myself, but he
has found the solution that works for him and it's, you know, God bless.
It's basically like every, you know, back in the frickin' 50s, like every old dude is
even like those frozen TV dinners.
Yeah.
And people like, you know.
You know, but these are least taste a lot better than us like a hungry man. I'll give him that
Is there a door-profile stats page like can you see your lifetime achievements in there?
Tell you what that there is a number that's right how much money you saved
You're just kind of a fake number because they're gonna make it whatever they want the bigger that number goes the heavier you are
Yeah, so what's what's your saved?
So I
Most funny is I was going to use this as a trivia question in the trivia
So I kind of I mean I could I could say it was an I was spoiled what trivia show
previous I guess yes, I did a trivia show but I was gonna do a sequel to
I was just like a little YouTube thing. We'll just tell us that going out so watch for that's watching right now
We'll Ryan's on the trivia show
I don't want I'd rather use a firm the estimate
how much do you guys think it is? How about that? Well, let me think the money saved is based on promotions plus
yeah, the best pass in the Ryan five digits easily. No, can you just tell me in my chat and I won't say it?
I could, I'm trying to find it. I bet you could around. I have a firmest in it, but I don't want to say it.
and I want to pull out the waters.
Is it the same?
Is this fucking thing?
Do you profile? No.
They all lock in.
Maybe some fellas here.
Well, there it is. Yeah, yeah, Dan.
I can hit you with the rounded answer.
All right.
Monthly, you only get saved.
30 peak, those walls, boys, 30 peak them.
and
give them a this is a ten years statistic by the way ten years old
okay I got to change my estimate maybe not ten well in the door that start
probably like twenty eighteen maybe so so eight years
yeah I'm gonna write my number on paper and hold it up
okay
old level three back at y'all
number given you I've given you the number Daniel in chat or in
December in discord yeah that's how chat yeah you don't say well they're gonna
tell me that I mean well fuck them here damn damn watch this yeah that was
what off I was one off two million dollars damn yo you can tell us to be
You guys believe me?
No, I just want to watch this.
Because they're going to try to breach the door.
Oh, not on.
That's on.
There you go.
They try to breach the door and we hit him with something like this.
I really thought the stun gun was like, you know, if that's how much you saved, your
I mean, you could just like do quick maps and like a door dash order is like I mean it hasn't always been 30 bucks
But like if usually about 30 bucks in order and this do that like one a day for like eight years
Just do you know
It just fucked up because when door dash started it was like 15 to 20 bucks a meal with now. It's like
It's like 30 but the food's gone a lot better.
Yeah, sure.
Oh, you could be retired right now if you just went to Costco instead.
I don't think that's true.
I do think there's a doubt about I also think that I need to defend my good friend of
Paolo.
It's not Chad's money and be the rage bait that everyone still follows for online is like
Wow, so you paid 19 bucks for something and you can get for 16 bucks.
And they're literally, there people are rabbit about that.
It's so annoying.
Literally food.
Like I don't know why people get so, like, people think that I have, like, that I'm like
always full terrible person because it's like, it's the only thing that I actively spend
money on that isn't like bills.
Like I don't buy anything.
I don't, I don't shop.
I don't.
I don't even think you have to justify it on.
So I think people, they, they like to more, they like to more lies that spending less
is always better than spending more.
these people you know you got a pinch when you got a pinch but at the same time
I've resisted the idea that you have to make that value judgment
and now they're going to they're going to tell oh no we're just going through it
no you're not going through our time you're in something like good friend Apollo for eating sandwiches
you're you're using it as an opportunity to cyber bully instead of uh you know
to find a common ground
can I friend bully instead of the reason you don't spend any money on others stuff
something like could you spend it all the time?
There's nothing left over.
This is my left over.
And then Ryan's now renting the Elmifund
investing the left over is now.
I will say I will say I will say I will say I
bit lose much, March 25.
I was like, I don't know, I'm talking like that.
I was like, if you guys have been slacking on the
Dunkin' Brought by array, they'll set up now
maybe a good time because people think the world
is ending.
They know they should shut up, shut up.
Do you see Seniors yet? Everybody shut up. Let's get this guy to shut up.
Seniors pretty good though. Pretty good.
I don't know, it's 16. The Academy Award nominations. Good, but I don't really care that much.
It's pretty good.
Bro, we have not seen one human or a Bible.
And this is a normal game. It's not a bot game.
You shouldn't have, bud.
And you did.
I'm muted. Guys, I'm green.
Oh, dude.
Yeah, and a car right to us, I think they're rising at the beacon, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's right
Yeah, any movement, you need besides all this stuff we just call out
Yeah, I'm looking at green dot. I see nothing.
There's a six six X in one of these buildings then cars.
Two cars, two cars.
Two cars.
Oh, my god.
It's not a bad shot dude.
There's nothing like a dude.
Thanks for coming to go shot. Good shot.
I'm not stopping, I'm not stopping.
Another car.
Still kind of stopped at the right.
Follows me.
Go in the building.
Braids.
I can't really mark him, but he's coming towards you.
You're right in front of you. It's behind you right at the point you
Mugs
They got me through the same
So I don't want to knock the call out
I was saying they didn't stop was they didn't start they went past and then like 30 seconds later
They turned around
And then I said they're stopping
I think your ears are broken because your teammates shot you in the back of their head for spending too much money on door-nash
damage
We should unlock normally at one we get a little off kilter in the final 20 someone says our time to lock that's why I went to pay mode is that we got to adjust our strategy for for the non-barking
You didn't take it from T-Pain you won't take it from anybody.
So that shot in the back.
Now it didn't really have an impact on the situation.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as the call out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, literally I'm just got 95 damage.
Get 95 damage and then talk to me.
Couldn't be five more, maybe you would've lived.
Or you look like you're from Rondo.
I think you're a pilot. You do have the past though, right? That's all I'm like
like the past. Like it's like a row of course. Right? Why don't you
get any people when they get one person to like lose money off of on that?
When are you getting one for Disney cruises? Yeah, they don't do that.
They're the money you say on the right. The pilot come me real quick, real quick.
Because the concept of the dash pass is to get people to sign up for it and then they
They don't use it and they just give them money. That's how they make them work. Yeah, but since I use it every day
They actually yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't quite you don't have this skin
It's just not me, you know what it literally is you what do you mean?
It's not you
Let me call it all live
It's literally you
Last underscore grander score wolf
Is that a border phone? No, that's that's a she boo or it's it's kind of just like a
I'm scared of you, yeah, yeah, there's one of lantern long garden
What's the map so square man? I mean that rather land it me at the casino where the warehouses
It's me at the casino's crazy. I can I get good down with a with a danching
I'm waiting for the waves of plus two to come and I haven't seen one yet.
All right, there they, I got a couple of it.
The chat's gonna say minus two for plus two bagging.
Let's see, we do the song and dance every day.
Tangled web, we weave.
There's a,
who they still got the like the
tron areas tie in city over there.
All right, this was shut my fucking mouth.
So I'm thinking about what gives a
fuck about me, I guess.
That tron areas, I'm thinking tron
the movie and areas that
areas spears guy who
imitates people.
Right.
That's from MTV.
Is that yes, is that what
you're talking about?
Oh, I was talking about the movie
tron areas that came out
like six months ago.
I watch good movies. That's A not true, but B-daste because I think that movie is really bad.
Oh, that's spicy here, boys. There's a few fellas. Oh, it is.
Holy rockin' with Dan Chang.
As usual, I'm way behind on the drop so I can give you some calls.
Andrew Plumar to these guys. They not with us. That's true, but they are with us.
matter speaking. Sorry, got a vehicle. There's going to be three right on. You did one in the building just under you Dan.
Huge, yeah, we got to take advantage of this.
We got to get a gun and close in on Apollo. We can do this.
I'm gonna come to pick that pick it up pick it up pick it up I've been blown away
Come come
I got coffee
So
No
The shame guy, throughout the exterior of the game, the shame guy!
On our body milk too, yeah, I couldn't find out from the left though.
Yeah, there was a scene that was actually a practical error of following my other status like here.
Like I said, trying to find out what happened.
I'm just playing in order, damn it, shot him kill me with his gun.
Oh, no, I was fighting on the enemy.
Then he swaps to his other gun, which was not loaded and then died.
You did not do that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I'll figure out a rest.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Youch.
Okay, oh shit, Rezbel.
Oh, they're fighting each other.
Winner, but wait, hold on.
No, no, I know.
The crime could have maybe made a bit of an effort to get in faster.
You might have lived.
Well, you guys were blocking the door, just to be honest.
You've been see yuck in it all.
I don't need Rezbel first, Rezbel.
Rezbel is my name, stop, stop, stop Rezbel.
No, he's not coming.
I WRITE
I know you could really
HEurgh
HEER
I'm matching.
What did I say go, Steve?
No, he was like that.
Oh.
Okay.
Go and sleep.
It's not cool.
Crap.
It's cold.
It's not cool.
It's cold.
Oh.
That reminded me of the old days, man.
That felt about, right.
Yeah.
It's okay.
We're just trying to get the air in those vessels.
From the drop to the new two-less shoots to the studio.
I know, no one I'm talking about.
Yepers, ASI.
Oh, dude.
Oh, I just lost a year in my life
and that sequence, oh my gosh, man.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, I'll be right back.
He shot and killed you in the fight.
Yeah.
How does that happen?
You were in a giant hole in one through.
It was a misfire.
Oh, okay.
He wasn't blood thirsty.
It wasn't gunned in for it.
Oh, yeah.
That wasn't the bad.
The bad part was switching to the unrelated secondary fire arm.
And then getting psyched down.
That was definitely the more embarrassing part of the two.
I mean, can I tell you something's kind of taking me off?
I said, get a gun that's close.
I don't know.
I'm a follower of the quick to find out he has two guns.
And one of them was not loaded to me.
He could have been there maybe four or two seconds earlier.
to change the complexion of the whole engagement. But that's that's all right.
Guess he Brian Charles 2022 British film? No. No. No. See, but I'm a cheerleader yet.
No, guys. The cheerleader. Oh, we already did this. That's right.
yeah and still haven't seen blue velvet no no there's not a lot movie wise
I'm after right now blue velvet's pretty I mean I mean I mean that one wanted
yeah yeah I mean if I leave the chicken walk. Project Hell Mary I'll probably
be seeing that the March the new Spielberg movie looks cool but that's not
Until summer any movies that don't have aliens?
No, oops, I kind of gagged you
You want a much sentimental value on Wednesday?
I don't know what that is but it sounds like a movie I wouldn't want to challenge cars guard
Is the one he's nominated for probably yeah, but it makes sense
the
is in back yet
the
the recover
you mean i could look what if he landed
on the list i was yeah yeah i'll go i'll go orange i'll pick our little
spots will get some loot a chance to loot a little bit rather than landing in the city and getting blown away
messed up that they the map pool has airing out in it but you only play it like three
percent of them. I had a figured thing. I got like three orangles in a row. I was like
this is the dream. Don't land in the city. Don't land in the city. I'm driving
Anyway, I can get you to listen to this one.
I'm begging you to do you talk.
I know you're used to tuning me out, but like, please.
He's not relatable enough for me, man.
I went to bed for you all the door dash stuff too.
You know how easy would it be to be like that's way too much money to spend on food.
You couldn't spend less money on food.
I'm the first person who's ever figured this out.
It's just weird because like you're not struggling right now. You just say something. I don't know what it is and then you go
Yes, and me you could be like yes, and I don't know what you're talking about
That's usually what I say. Yes, and if he quiet like something like that will give me something to work with at least
No, man, he could still be mad. Yeah, but like in a humorous way. Oh, okay
So this is the serious anger right now then so you're saying. Wow shimmering. It's a little shimmering fire
I said, man, turn down the heat.
Kind of thing mouth will be sandwiched, make it almost anything, I had to guess.
Yeah, cooking in general, yeah.
You want me to talk about food?
Yeah, no minds.
Oh, actually, you normally do mind.
You're like, this is always food with this guy.
But it is always food.
Because food is the one thing connecting us all in these trying times, okay?
You know?
There's a car in here pile if you want it. I do. He's got me with that one. He kind of gagged me again
It's like a guy. Oh, I gagged you earlier. Right. Oh
Well, what hey
I'm just going to pop man.
I don't know if AK is in these man.
Now, can you be the designated shot I've been trying when I got order shot
shuka on them and try don't know it then me
you see now you're kidding
shuka you don't even need to it's a it's like a brunch item from Morocco I think but it has a lot of
A's in case in it because you're kidding
got you
small linguistic rift than the right yeah the aging outs
probably not you're saying that unreelatable thing I'm kind of there with you
what are you talking about it's a popular brunch item man
Chuck Shuka. Yeah, it's a song called The Fire in the 70s man. Oh my gosh, it's popular in
My romco
Probably one of the most popular things you could get in Morocco
What is it? It's like eggs and tomatoes and that's something red
You know what it is mouth. Yeah, it's food
Good, he's right, did this food.
That's a crazy, sorry.
I'm scanning my chat, scanning my chat.
There's the, you know, David Hasselhoff song?
Ooh, good shot, Chuka.
Now we're talking.
Now we're relatable.
I got a gift for car, man.
I'm calling that a David Hasselhoff song is so funny too, whatever.
I did hit my order button again, and I actually went through and I'm like, worried that I shouldn't have done that.
I just wanted to see if it would give me the message.
Oh, enough people have ordered that, you know.
Wait, you know, I'm not, well, I'm more worried that it's not going to ever show.
You press the button twice
I can't make this a time
What what the joke no, it is a joke right can't do it anymore
I can't make the joke anymore in bullshit
Tom and he's not dead though. You see a new Sam Raimi movie coming out
No, you don't give a fuck man. Oh my god. Is that the is that the just the island one? Well, no, yes, it is
Okay, I got I know that way though. I had a they played an ad for it between every single commercial break for any football game
You last two months. You gotta go see it so I have familiar with it. No probably not looks pretty good reviews. You're pretty good
That's good. It's it's it's girl boss the movie. I can respect him. I think Sam Rayme usually got some twists in store more than just girl boss the movie
I thought Sam Rayme well Gary
You thought he well garried
Yeah, I don't want to film on thunder
Well, Gary. He means canceled. He said no, no, no, no. I don't mean cancel. I mean like well, Gary. He's not with us anymore.
Okay, so he was
Someone died died at him. Someone died at him killed him. No, that's right. That's right. Yeah, okay, it's son died him
I'm sorry, I'm sorry I murdered my own son.
It's also the edgy is a shabikarifonic because there's a lot that's
to talk about the dieted getting, getting Sam Raymy and Rob Reiner confused when their
filmography could not be more different if we're being honest. The filmography is so tonally
disparate from one another, can't think it out there.
Well, Gary.
And say, well, Gary, yes.
It's been apologizing a lot.
Oh.
You just don't care about first, you son.
They're like a joke to him.
I'm on space.
You guys don't care about first aid kits.
Actually, I should have dropped some of my 20 bandages.
And it's okay. It's all yours. I mean, I'm not a listen, I'm not trying to make anybody feel that damn doesn't even have a god out
It's because he was running in the red zone. He wanted to get to the building. He's just running with his hands out like there's no rush
That's what he's thanks, Mouth. We're in circle
it
there we go and get it around get look at her 762 and
bad boys
I can feel like it's really dark
that's a little overcast today
that's an El Nino winter in
Rondo
one
and
is that
I tried to try it. It's okay. Thanks, ma'am.
I just was gonna go to the building.
What's your order of home? Yeah, okay. I guess probably I don't know why you would do that, but that's okay.
I was backing up into our, oh, hmm. Okay. Why would I run over you?
Well, like you stopped the car, are you letting me?
Yeah, because this one there wasn't even like a guy to hit.
You just, you're running out of the right.
I think I did just into the guy.
So, like, you, you stopped the car and then you can use
the first aid, don't worry.
That's crazy.
I was doing a cool move.
I got nothing else to do up in this freaking mountain.
Oh, I can really, I could always try to get out of her car.
That was a three-vest level, three-vest.
I could do that. I could use that.
Some things never change, boys.
Feels like home.
It's in 7, 16.
I can't see.
I just, I, it's so dark.
It's dark.
You might just have like macular degeneration.
Maybe man, I'm losing it.
We are getting kind of all.
We've been playing this for what 10 years.
Yeah.
Close the minute.
That's so crazy.
Not that we've been pledged just a mountain time.
Three, four people disrupt all on top of you.
There's a fucking aerial strike back.
What the fuck is this?
Where?
I'm on the button.
I didn't expect them to have guns. That's my bad.
I didn't know that.
I thought they were going to be like lootless. They're resin?
Yeah, I guess it does well.
Yeah.
I didn't know that you could do that, so I wouldn't have been with you guys.
Where the heck is a polo?
Kinda gagging them with that one.
Like I am probably probably gonna be a terrible cop in my d-ball armor.
What the hell?
I'm not mad, I'm just asking.
I was like where we were, I was just kind of hanging out.
Now I don't know where we were on the move, I did it.
Look off all of these yellow, I didn't I didn't realize.
Is your map broken?
I'm just down, I'm just down here.
Fairfax up.
Yes.
Even worse, because he has a Vancouver call sign.
It really do be your own.
Plus I guarantee that the student lives in New West.
Beautiful play.
It's a good match.
I was around you.
That was more electric.
I wish I would have torn the other one, man.
Absolutely more electric.
Yeah, I should have tore the car right down.
I didn't extend it, mag man.
Port moodie.
That's trying to find us, yeah.
This is going to be a rangel.
Also good for good for me to know when they land, they have weapons.
what happened but like where did they come from you can use an emergency pick-out
picks you up in a plane and lets you redraw
understandable
you know
I don't want to make excuses but if I hadn't been where I was I wouldn't be able to call that out as happening
they would have just surprised us
still a little still to like this I actually played better when I
because like the problem is that knew they were coming
out of it by heart rate spikes.
You can say that.
And my heart rate coming was worse.
Yes, absolutely not knowledge.
Well, okay, well, if you, if you had a horrible disease,
would you want to know it in your DNA lurking there?
I would just want to be surprised instead.
I'd want to be surprised later.
You wouldn't.
Yes, I would.
That's lying.
Like it would be, it would be better.
It's a find out.
with like in the hospital then to find out like from 23 of me they're gonna be like oh you have alcoholism
oh well I didn't want to find out like this could it could it could it just held that information from me bro
and did I get my 49 99 I'm back we don't drink anymore what do you need to pick that's why I have
what for that's why I'm picking it up I'm taking an alcoholism a lot lately what are you
You don't get a plan, but yeah, the first time you're like,
oh, heroin, that's good.
That's nothing to do with alcohol.
I said it's easier to quit.
It's easier to quit heroin than it is to have abs.
Because if you quit, if you just stop using heroin,
you're heroin free.
Well, you could be like, your diet has to be
dialed in for a long time to get abs.
You can't just wake up one day and be like,
look at how hard I've worked today, I've got abs.
You have to keep that rollin' for like months, man.
Nah, you guys are haters.
Oh, hey.
Dang, get's it.
Yeah.
I just think you can't say that about heroin
until you've done it.
So, I'm gonna keep saying that.
I'm gonna heroin.
And I'm gonna keep not doing it.
you're not bullied, should we? I think he was so true that he was saying that. Like world ending tomorrow
find me looking for the hero indeed. No, it's literally stupid because the hero in dealers not going to be working if the world is ending tomorrow.
Yeah, but like it's like lame to use logic for the situation. We're just doing a sadot experiment, you know?
Okay, we're gonna pat in a box brother. We're not doing it.
Well, you're going to be wasting your last day trying to text the plug.
I'm going to be looking at beautiful sunsets or something.
Google image search is not a beautiful sunsets player.
I don't know.
You're kidding me.
I'm sure if I just Google like an Alan Jackson song on YouTube, I could probably get a few
sunsets in just one video because I want to change the drop.
I found a vehicle.
If I'm out, it's got a vehicle.
We can still go.
All right.
I'll probably order 10 hot niradies and just go to town on them.
That's what I would do.
You need the little season.
It's going to be open.
Wait.
The order is going to take a hot niradie out.
Is that the whole thing?
Yeah, but not if you get more than two.
God bless the little season's employees that come in on.
I don't know what that's saying to the earth.
Yes.
They should make all drugs legal for people who are terminally ill.
So they could just kind of like, go out with a bag, you know?
Let them do what they want.
I don't think anyone will stop them, right?
You'd be surprised, man.
Really?
Yeah.
They'll be like, it's illegal.
I don't care that you're dying.
one of their walking with the pill bottle and the trip and the pills go flying on like one
lands in the mountains and then in the kindergarten and all that kind of like open
yada and they all take the pit the pit and then little kid was off the zaza and the
pit young young homey was sleeping deep man what do you think of the wife was a little
too pressed over that like young homies just taking a nap chill you don't have to get
social services involved or whatever it's just it's handy bro
You watch the pit damn that you'd like it
Hmm, so buy a hospital right?
Yeah, and emergency room, but yeah
Yeah, it's I don't like watching real life shows, man. Give me some pretty much made up
stressful see when I say that Ryan says I'm a child so he has to be fair and say it to you too
No, no, there's like um, I mean, it's just oh, it's different now
Well, that's a stressful show. I mean, you see a lady's like whole tibia
The first thing that does hit you with the gore and I know I'm not a big gore guy, but I survived it made me stronger
Second season did it again man episode two that hit you with like just like the grossest thing imaginable
What is it? I'm out on spoil as we bro. I mean not as we can't pick me up
Hit me up
I don't know if parachute's work sideways, but we didn't have to find out on SkyScraper live
in my right?
No, I just don't know.
I did.
Broly's crazy bro.
Just use a rope or something.
I mean it wasn't good, but it was incredible.
Oh, it's the path of that climb the skyscar.
If I did hear about that.
Yeah.
Did one of you guys break a window?
Yeah, that was me, sorry.
Okay, okay, we shall we chill
It was like
I mean it's hard to watch just in the sense that you're like, I don't think like
What should be doing this?
You're waiting for the fall, right?
Well, now like not hoping for the fall
Because I like the end unlike the pit they had a 10 second
the broadcast buffer. So if something bad had happened, they would have just cut. They probably
would have played a commercial for like the new season of Bridgetten or whatever. But the real
reason is suck is that with no disrespect to the commentators who I'm sure had no idea
like what they were talking about them or like, hey, you sure you want me for this? I have no idea
what I'm talking about when it comes to this stuff. They just kept talking and the whole time.
Oh, they did the NBC thing. Yeah, like it would have been much more interesting that they had one
climber and then like a personality and a professional wrestler and they were like, how do you feel about this in there?
Wait, who is the wrestler? I honestly have no idea. Oh
That's the worst part about like other climbers?
Not really what that it was not the undertaker. I would have no
I don't know if I can see other takers.
Chad, who was it?
Was Seth Rollins?
Oh, Daniel Lopez, Colby Lopez.
You know, watchin' now?
The visionary.
I am a revolutionary.
Sorry, there's probably not a lot of WWE crossover here.
Did you guys know that Dan's most listen to musical artist
in 2020 was WWE music?
Come on, I am very, very excited.
It's so fun. You're gonna keep that the past man
Not bringing up the pot plate. Oh, dude
We're going. Oh, God. I'm going to go so far
Now if you got a car right well everyone's gonna car. I'll meet you boys with that orange
I could use a vehicle I'm riding a
I got to try and carry this is there's the electric boston you right there too
hungry
E17 man
that
you know
I've been seeing blue bell the beach seen every ABG on video that's interesting
interesting no he's seen every AVN video
guy who's real confused thinking it was the AVG N awards
Whoa, what the hell? Why is my wife my people are? What is AVN?
I don't video... network. Now, network, I was going to say news.
Oh. Same much about it.
Yeah, I was doing it like we could kill this guy.
Oh, he's he's maneuverable, though.
Oh, he's he's going to show someone who chats at average American drivers, what do you mean, man?
So true.
What is that supposed to mean?
Who guys have been in the car accident?
Yep.
How bad.
I told the car.
That's pretty bad.
Yeah.
What's my fault?
Did you ever think that it's just your eye better?
Oh, it was a one month after I got my license.
So you had a team on vinyl lady that fell asleep or something, right?
Well, I'd keep on to her if she pulled out in front of me on the freeway.
The team on the freeway is crazy.
Do you know if I wasn't didn't check both ways for some reason?
Oh, I didn't even check the traffic cam before you spun out for the dead.
Okay, that's in the dead case.
The dirt inside the pants notice, yeah, I got you.
I do know I was in free way way way way way way way way way
Please I was literally driving the 60 miles brow or straight and because one of those
Flashing yellow lights
You know like the ones that are like there's an intersection here people can be stupid so watch out and sure enough
She just pulled out in front of me and I hit her
Send on my brakes
But
Can't do can't stop a 60 mile power car that best what did she say when you got out of the car?
Oh, she said I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
I was so liable. I died, but the insurance paid out her insurance paid us. So was on my phone.
Are you having an accident since then?
Nope.
I'm trying to real careful since then.
Nothing, nothing makes you a good driver than getting an accident one month into your license.
Something I think about.
I mean, just hit a freaking rock.
rock.
I'm gonna.
Mount Friday, you guys are going to car accident.
Uh, I don't really.
I was at a three-way stop and a lady didn't understand how ice and snow were so
she like hit me from behind, but good old turbo brick you wouldn't have known it.
What, what did you say and what did she say?
I got out and I was like, are you okay?
You didn't say what the Frick lady?
No, I'm gonna go to hell with you as well.
But I couldn't, the thing is she honked at the last second.
And I couldn't have got out of the way because there was this old lady crossing the walk right in front of me.
So even if she gave me enough time,
like all I could have done was just run over this other lady.
So, you know, I can't get up there and look.
Probably have you been in the car accident never been in a car accident. Oh guys guys and parachutes four guys dropping oh
Again, does this they're they're they're just kind of flowing
Probably were now that we're shooting
I did here one
Horts
I can't roll on oh fuck the big hill
Whatever. Oh, they're on the hill. Yeah
My car. It's like rolling cover. Hidden. Oh
Five you
Flip left. Oh
Little up in the sand still not
I'm smokeless
I got nothing if you get over the cell, I got you I am gonna let it happen no no you
I'm right here in Smoker Nathan I think I'll take away the smoking drop from the
sky non-sense man which shot holy cow that was a good shot there is no first aid kit
That's devastating
Oh
Not over both huge that were over
Res
They all died. Right could resume them. Right. We'll late. We'll wait now
I got you guys what, he definitely shouldn't have got out of the car.
I got you another vehicle, he's not gonna use that. Goodbye, Ryan.
He's literally dead.
That's all right.
Sorry. Where's the air?
I'm a little somewhere like peeking just barely over here.
Okay, oh, here comes the air and go, right?
Yeah, it's gotta be at this point, it's gotta be.
Why do you think you've never done a car accident?
Why do you think you've never been in a car accident?
That's a crazy question.
I mean, it's honestly locked so I can just hit you.
Like I've been in a car and seen a car accident happen in my vicinity.
Maybe like half a dozen times.
So, what did you say?
Just like a lot of them are just like insane.
Like in particular, there's this one intersection in Vancouver probably like twice a year.
I see someone get T-bone.
There's seven cars try to turn left on red because that everyone's cheating the yellow
to go straight and then just somebody not paying attention.
just T-bone the last dude trying to come through and turn left.
And then you're just like, man, this is, I know everyone's in a rush.
You have everything about how much is going to screw up your day to get in a car accident
because you were looking at your phone.
It's even, like, I dropped my daughter off at a school this morning.
You just, like, driving past people, just take a glance at what their neck position is like.
Well, you're driving.
Everybody is driving like this.
eyes cast down like at the center console the whole time it's crazy man
you know it's crazy about the one thing that i got to experience in the car accident that i
hoped to never experience again at least you know it was kind of cool you get concussion grenade
effect in real life you're like your ears usually goes like oh your vision goes wide
of it and slows down you go oh everything kind of like slowly fades back in
because you slam your head into an airbag at like you know 60 miles an hour and so your
bag goes I'm gonna take a break for a second guys that makes sense sometimes it happens to me
I stand up too fast.
Is this is not meant to be funny is the airbag soft?
No.
That's made of air.
True.
The bag is actually not made of air.
It's something I can paint here.
It would be pretty bad if it was just made out of air you probably wouldn't even really
notice it. It's quite a thing to do that instead. Because I mean that's just nothing if you want
if you want to. The cushion does just make the bear that's already there. Oh, like in no kind of
you for old man. Have you been in front of like an industrial fan that they can push some stuff?
Push your head off your freaking neck. I think they got a good thing going with the airbag. I don't
I don't want to be controversial.
It's crazy that like it seems like it's too easy to talk.
You need to talk.
Have those.
Like I would be extremely dead if air packs didn't exist.
Or you can see belts.
True.
No.
Where we drop them, boys.
We should get dropped, or Angela.
That's a good point, air is not nothing.
Yeah, like, you want to stand in front of like a nuclear blast.
That's just air.
Is that true?
Chad is actually not true.
I was thinking, you know, I was just, I think you would like this.
Isn't it crazy?
Okay, so like the hottest something could be.
Let's just end up sure things could be hotter than our son.
So what is it?
It's like 30,000 degrees Celsius or something like that.
I guess insanely hot.
But the coldest things can be scientifically is not that cold in relation to how cold the
earth can get.
Like there are people out there that are living and like minus 50 c, you go 200 degrees
below that.
That's absolute zero, bro.
The atoms haven't even moved anymore.
It's kind of crazy that like absolute zero is not that far away in a unit sense.
Like it's one of the scientific hard limits that's closer to conceive of.
Like I can't conceive of the speed of light really from a human concept, but I can imagine
how fucking cold it would be if it was absolute zero and like you're someone open the
damn window or something.
to be the bottom stop moving though is it just like a broken glass everything just
de-materializes
will the world i think nothing can really be at absolute zero like it kind of breaks
physics
he does you just can't hear no call
how do you
i don't know i read at once
that checks out as far as i'm concerned
yeah you'd be like hey you're trying to cool down the whole neighborhood
Close the door, it's absolute zero out there.
I've never heard the term absolute zero until 30 seconds ago.
What is happening?
It's crazy, because you didn't even change chemistry or something.
I don't know, I didn't tell you.
Okay, well, good, good for you.
You're actually my house for a picture and there's a difference.
What does that just look like?
The temperature is like how much motion the atoms have, right?
Like they're vibrating around and starting.
that what is absolute zero is it's so cold they're not moving anymore
the dance stops
you know what happened did they just fall like marbles in the air
nothing again it's not it's I don't like
we can't it like
experiment with absolute zero like we can't get anything too we can get things very
very close to what you mean it's a thought experiment sure we can be
I think it's the like the like the amount of energy it takes the cool something
down that low is not obtainable
by us anyway.
But you're trying, what do you mean by us?
You're talking about humans.
You're human.
I think honestly, if we didn't get it last week, we're probably never going to get it.
That's what I was thinking, because like, you know, it was like minus 50 in parts of North
America or at least minus 30.
I was like, what would have happened to the earth?
If just like a cosmic wind bump us like 10% further away from the sun for a day
and it was like minus 200.
You think we make it out of one minus 200 day?
Well, first that do you think you would have to be very far
of a bump to get that cold, I think?
Maybe someone in the grocery store of the universe
going just going to squeeze right by a.
Or, when my car heart jacket, I'm fine, man.
That's nothing penetrates me.
I'm thinking as long as nobody cracked a window.
I mean, if someone cracked a window, it's over.
There's no coming back from that, but as long as we can,
if they see the fact that we see it,
although I think I might be okay for a day.
How, yeah, I think the better question is,
how long would it have to be like negative 200 degrees
for everyone to die?
Again, everyone.
By not very long.
Pretty bad for me.
I'm getting laser hair removal this week,
so I'm a little vulnerable.
The decision to make one of those like XK,
you see the videos about it or whatever.
Get them on, get them on.
XK.
I don't think you watch XQC.
Wait, are you really getting laser hair removed?
I am.
Where?
No, he's not back and shoulders.
Why?
This is not like having hair on my back and shoulders.
I don't mean to, like, looking Kate, help you with that?
I mean.
Um, yeah, what does that mean?
I mean, it's like, hey, can you get a few of these off for me?
There's not a few that's like a sweater.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, really.
Wait, how that's going to take all day?
No apparently it's going to take like an hour.
But I have to shave my back beforehand, which is annoying.
Oh my god.
That's going to, I'm going to have to put the Phillips one blade on like a stick or something like that.
But do they say what the paint tolerance says?
It's like going to be like needles, right?
No, I say it's not that bad.
So it's like snapping an elastic on your skin.
But I'm already, I've been, you get a lot of pores though, man.
I've been waxed, it can't be worse in the wax, man.
And even if it's as bad as the wax,
which I think is unlikely, I mean, it's still a lot.
They only gotta do it like 10 to 12 times.
You know, once a month for the rest of your life.
Is it like a fur coat, like how bad are we talking?
I can't imagine you're hairy at all.
The way that I describe it to Chad is,
we go on a Disney cruise, we go to the beach,
we go to a resort or something like that.
I am the
Harris guy I see almost every day.
So on a on a four day stay, I might see one guy
heavier than me, but otherwise every guy I see
is less hairy than I am.
Is it like gorilla hair?
I don't know how to answer that for a couple of weeks.
Can you see skin or is it just like you can you can see skin?
Yes, but there is a lot of hair I
Wouldn't have guessed that
I have stone have hair. Oh, they do they do have hair. Oh, you shave them. No
Just have hair
But when I've seen you walking around before it's just like it's like average hair not like gorilla hair. Well, I'm not getting laser hair removal on my legs
Like
No, I think so bad.
At some point, Malfest has seen me without my shirt on.
But he would be in front of me in that case, so I don't know.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
Malp, you want some 762?
No, I got funny.
Well, you do before and after in the discord?
I want to share it.
I promise I'm sharing it.
But I don't even know how, before and after is going to kind of suck,
is going to take like a year to manifest.
What do you mean?
The way that laser works, it doesn't
get everything on the first pass.
Your hairs are at like different parts of their life cycle.
So to eradicate them all, they've got to do multiple sessions.
With when you come out of this session,
you're going to be bald.
Yeah, but also when I go into the session,
I'm going to be bald.
Well, that's we need a pre session.
So basically, you want me to take a picture of my back as it is
right now and then you want to shave it completely hairless and then go get the laser hair removal
and then send you up before and after.
I don't know what's the problem, what do you mean?
I can just send you up before and then the after is just gonna be hairless.
Yes, that's what we need to see.
Okay, on for and answer.
I think it's like I can't be that bad. It's like probably patchy is what I'm thinking.
Oh, I mean it's patchy. It's not all over the back, but it's almost all over the back.
How much research did you do on this?
On what do you mean? On how much hair in my back?
Oh, I'm getting laser.
I did a lot. Oh, there's a guy coming.
There'd be watch out. He's on the road in his car. He's gonna try to kill us.
There's one behind him too.
Oh my god.
Oh, come on, that hit him.
He's on.
Alright, we're gonna get your chips.
Nah, I'm not even sweating it.
I hit the white the jacket guy.
Oppen tires.
Nice.
Oh, they shoot me back.
I definitely missed it a couple of them.
Yeah, the guy in the pig smoke in the white jacket.
I hit him.
Oh, fudge.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, one is running from the buildings back.
Oh, that was gonna hit for sure.
Oh
Oh, the flick
Oh, come on
Oh
oh oh!
Sorry!
Sorry bud!
Well, usually spin in turn too with the cocked baby.
Oh, behind!
Now, it's a friend of mine.
They're just stuck in.
Hey, sh...
I've didn't ADS, I panicked.
He's very in front of me.
I snap my snap
So it's like a real thing please get a range of please
I might need to go meet my driver out front of my driveway still frozen, but if it is I don't want them I want them walk on it
You don't shovel your driveway
Bro a little salt at least little salt first off way
You get a little Texas
What do you think I live?
Also, it's not snow. It's frozen.
It's ice, brother. It's ice.
Get under them, scrape it up, man.
I don't, I can't put some on the snow shovel. It doesn't snow here, man.
Next time you, next time you Uber, something getting the ad,
some Alaskan ice-melter into it.
You just shake that out on your driveway.
Melt the ice into slush so you can shovel it off the driveway.
when do you go under the knife
is tomorrow tomorrow afternoon
are you gonna be like that quarterback that got like numb to be for his back tattoo
are you going in raw yeah i don't think that this lady off
I don't think this lady's qualified to do general anesthetic, all right, I think that she's she's got a
She's got a clinic with a laser beam in it and I
Don't think it's gonna be that bad man have you ever been waxed?
No waxing or it's a law man
What's your concern that pain concern out of 10? 0. I'm the only thing that is concerning me is shaving my back is gonna be annoying as fuck
It's kind of awkward because I'm going to stream like 92 and my point is in the afternoon
So she's going to have to take time off from her stream to shave my back or she got to pick up
Because they have to that's to be done that morning
Well, how do they know they don't know they I want him to take so I'm going to follow the advice that they gave me
That's just a suggestion only is this why people think I'm crazy because I'm the only rational person
And I wasn't his hair removal lasers is rationing.
What the hell is that hair?
A bald guy who's getting laser hair removal is rational.
I have a hairy back.
I keep it warm.
No, no, they said I did messenger.
And I was like, can I just use clippers?
And then she said as close to the skin as possible,
as close to the appointment as possible as best.
well at sucks. Instead of riding the peloton just even the morning. Yeah, that's probably what I'm gonna do.
Oh we're going to go on them. Yeah, I got you. Doesn't he build any ride with you?
in twenty twenty three. Yeah. The
Greeks.
Like yeah, I like this is just
life flat on a bed of an
air.
It said don't use there. They
said shave at his closest
post. This is taking this
is so.
Mayo coated right now is
at any point at any point
did I go. Oh man. I'm so
concerned about this. I don't
know what's going on. You're offering me solutions to problems. I don't have I have no problem
with this. It's going to be fine. Why don't they offer the solution and shave it for you?
Probably doesn't want to know. She doesn't want to shave my back. She wants me to shave my back.
People are going in there and getting their butthole laser. Bro, she doesn't want to be in there
with a razor like pulling the butthole of pardon shaving the hair.
you said you're getting your back done yeah but some people get their
but hold on I'm not shaving my butt before I get on the peloton though I
don't want to start a fire
We need him down.
Let's do it.
Oh, my God.
I know you don't, I think you're going into this a little ignorant.
That's going to hurt, man.
I'm like, you guys, I'm so funny.
You're such a funny thing to say.
It's good to hurt.
There's no way if you're shooting a laser in your forers, not going to hurt.
Dude, I was, I was saying the same thing, and he said that they said it was less
bad than it's had to.
Yeah, as some of you, I can I can say that's probably not that bad, then I'm not gonna tell you
I don't think it's gonna be that bad dude and also even if it is that bad whatever
We we fucking tank it big. What okay? We ball. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's gonna hurt. Okay
Well, getting knock out the rent bro like who cares?
Life will kill you
No wrong
You want who wants a car?
You're really setting me up too because when it's gonna be fine.
I'm gonna call people who are gonna be like,
oh, laser hair removal arc?
Oh, I can't wait for the librarian video on the laser hair removal.
Next time my family drags me on vacation,
I'm gonna download the video to watch on the airplane.
Oh, it's just gonna. It's gonna be like so normal.
You're coping a little bit. I'm not coping at all.
That's a seven out of ten pain. Okay, then we have a seven out of ten pain.
I'm gonna get that. I just need a card. I need a card. I need a card. I need a card. I can't speak for Dan.
do you want this car
a problem
I'm I'm landing in the landing zone
I don't know where near you guys
I landed where we marked the man you cannot be on my case right now
Alright, oh at my bed I'm coming to come
I mean there's an actual car brand in this game, Hyundai
Early up horses in this really yeah, it's pretty good too. It's got a hell of a lot of torque
This is me
See thank you for smoking yes good movie
It's okay, but it's a little better than okay, I think it's okay
I don't know, you're entitled to your own opinion.
This is me.
You're entitled.
You know who was entitled in that?
They're an acaritan.
The smoker.
Aclar.
Austin, aclar.
Mmm.
Chargers.
A long time ago.
I'm not going to lie, it does kind of tick me off
that Kenneth Walker is going to be in the Super Bowl after ruining my chances of finishing
better than seventh than the fan of Super Bowl league.
He's a Spartan.
He is really.
Yeah.
I didn't know.
To be fair, I didn't know anything about any football rosters when I drafted.
But if I know that I was going to be a Gibbs Montgomery situation, I probably would have
said, you know what?
No, thanks.
probably would have worked the way for wire a little bit more early in the year.
Ready to eight X.
I picked up an extra one so I'll drop it.
No.
Okay.
Why don't they have this Super Bowl two weeks after the champion?
It is crazy.
No.
They're just dragging it out.
You know, don't they have like the pro bowl next weekend or something like that?
Yeah, and then the NFL honors.
It's my super bowl month.
That's like what if the NFL was like a someone who celebrated their birthday week?
You see what I'm doing with that one?
Yeah, I was well.
Okay.
I had a free explanation.
Basic.
You're saying basic.
If someone's basic.
They're like, they're just, looks you're eating in it.
So I'm just just saying how I'm calling them out.
I'm saying, I'm saying how many cuts are in chat
of beginning called out for celebrating birthday week.
Really? I don't think my channel has the demeanor of a birthday week
celebrators. I think my, my channel is the opposite, but equally annoying
by which is like, I ran it through my head and I was too much.
Please, please, please, a little crimson.
Okay, like the atrocious vibes of like men in their 30s
you're still openly hate Valentine's Day.
Like it's not that they're just like not celebrating it.
They're like, it's actually a bad thing for society
that this day exists.
No, I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh.
That's funny.
We don't know that.
That's a day for a boy.
guys you spend $250 a week on Gacha hallmark holiday to
hallmark holiday designed to get you to spend money
it's chill man it's chill
then you get your Valentine's Day reservation set up yet
I have brother that's that's tough. I'm making sure I have a good truck man. So I got to line the
cedar up first man. That's that one. Give me my car man. I love it. Let's go get mouth
you lose mouth you lose mouth you lose. I'm going to go see the American man. Holy cow.
Well, I'm gonna go back to Orange, huh?
I'll have a ship in Annabee's name.
You mad one joke.
You know what I'm talking about?
You know?
You probably can let you some of Coral Chambers, man.
Hey.
You still got that place over by your self-sukas clinic?
Yeah, Purs.
Ritter.
Yeah, yeah, I remember you, I remember you, you crawled out of your
septiceus clinics around it by demon dogs bro.
Then we're doing a new bit, which is making fun of someone by saying
they're from a, they look like they're from a Dark Souls location.
Okay. Oh shit. Oh, that's not good. I'm one-tapped.
Oh, that's gonna sting.
He'll if you can't run. Okay.
What's wrong, idiot?
Funk
Yeah, that's what I thought. Holy cow, there's a hundred package. Oh, they pulled out they pulled out get out get the orange get the orange. Oh, shit. It's the booty
It's the Kishan booty
Is there anybody at orange? Oh
They're by the end of the game
I'm gonna ram him.
Got the rock.
Oh, he got me real good, but I'm reasonable for sure.
I mean,
punch.
Yeah, my helmet, bro.
I mean, no.
Probably some tier 3's lying around, and I left it here too, and one of these.
That's a good point. That's a good idea.
Oh, I'm getting back up towards the BAMs things, man.
I don't know, are you getting in the car or just running?
Just running, we're right next to some building.
If I want to shoot the guy behind the car, shoot at us?
I just wanted to get better.
Ooh, bitch.
Ah, wait.
Oh, wait the guy missed him as he thrown into him.
I didn't need to help him.
Hit the tires, hit the tires.
Hit the tires, light the fire.
Got any piggies, I'd love to see him.
I can't handle that close careful I'm just they're taking shots of this from that
handle I don't know much we can do that oh I'm buying it
do you know I'm kind of feeling the man yeah I want in the car in the car in the car
I'm using the tires.com.
Other rock on yellow.
It's a bit opaque.
Ooh, that.
Tomato sauce, tomato sauce.
Two right there, rock.
One right there, boss.
Confirm self-healed.
Guys, driving off near yellow.
two out at yellow
camera
I'm still to an orange rock run. I don't know. I was shooting. Oh, it's I saw one peak left side just a second ago. Yeah, yeah, still a little orange rock.
Are you speaking up top picking up top?
Oh shit
No, they're here. I didn't want them to work at the ice up here at back up sorry. No sweat
I'm keeping my ice peel for the son, glad or two
off your pushing it oh no I was looking at the smoke
they in the circle maybe just by a bit
Someone's tapping me.
I'm gonna shoot me if you're somewhere. I don't know where.
Got the draw I'm out there.
Oh, I think you might be able to.
Probably coming back to.
Real made his kid do it, man. That's messed up.
That's so funny to me if I the ice is actually melted on on the street so we're good. We're chill
What'd you get? What'd you order? The only three things that was open on Vortale
It was wait saying it's chick-fil-A. I was a give me any information is burgher King
In the car on on pin moving left
Actually like burgher King I
I maintain that Burger King is actually getable now because every other fast-food place
got significantly worse.
Another car coming closer.
Burger King was always bad and still the same.
So like other places got worse and went underneath them.
True.
We're just going to be like shooting other cars.
Well, this is kind of the air.
All right, it's Lock-in, Lock-in.
I think the house is good because we have a car here too in case we are in two cars up ahead
Up on the hill the gap position on the seat out he's out
I landed on green interview. Holy the guys. Oh, I got but you've explained what the house going on up there
Vehicles what
Smart play
R car is at the car the US
I don't think anybody's driving that car. Yeah, they got out
Yeah, I'm gonna get a ton of vision bus. I could I could ton of vision bus. Yeah, I'm kind of checking around sure we're not sure that tire
Got it
It's getting an angle on him.
I need to, I'm so hungry. Oh my god.
Go up and go.
Oh, yeah.
Just a walker and fries, man. What else do they got?
Mouse, did you need a helmet?
I do, Stonus.
All right, just I marked it.
Thank you, Dan.
I could use one too, even if you see a level one.
I'm in some of the roof.
Well, not until you try it, brother.
There's a guy behind the green structure by green.
Green monster.
You're going to, you're going to drive to the building.
There is a Tudor ski.
I trust your call.
That's a type of institution I'll be about to you.
I got a shot. I got a shot on him.
I just found a self in there.
Oh, there was a guy that landed near Orange.
Oh wow, I got it.
It's smoke, it's smoke.
Oh, I'm going to get into.
Someone else drive.
I will, I'm just a little bit of a smokes.
Get it.
I mean, man, I'm in.
Now, now it's back coming.
Right.
No, I miss this in the past.
There's probably people here, so I mean, right full auto.
Oh yeah.
Uh, yeah, I saw a guy land from a parachute there earlier.
Um, I don't know if he left.
We can be sure here then, honestly.
At the start of the way from everything.
So be a bus shelter.
Here another vehicle coming towards me.
Suppressor right here.
Grab that.
I'm going to go and out the hill towards the green, oh there's so many vehicles. Oh god. I missed it.
I would. It is Mad Max over there. Mad Mal, there's a car by a tree right here. There's someone on the floor.
Yeah. Where is it? Getting near a tree.
the
of all of us are so sweet
that they put up there that they're hiding the dam
is that behind rock on green
the frozen the end rose produce delivery van
way way up on green yes in
you're going to be in the
That might be a thing who is very special.
Oh, this is right here, oh my god.
Oh shit.
I don't know.
It's no joke.
These boys play this.
Much man, you gotta find something else.
You're right.
What do you think my odds are?
You can't hit him.
I'll poke his head up.
He's moving a left a little bit.
Oh, he's made me year off, please.
Let's drill them there, Ryan.
At least, too.
You got this.
But then up.
And that guy.
It was a problem, more time to eat fries.
Yep.
Let's get a green guy.
My kid watching Shrek.
Yep, that's you got this.
Take a wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap.
by the tree. I see you smoking. I hit him again. I knock him. I think I actually
someone else shot him as well.
That person alive.
We got this bro.
Mouse and a good spot, man.
I think it be just chills.
Say we'll buy it.
Yeah.
My guy is your guy.
to get. Yeah, yeah, that's a little bit of a problem. Yeah, I saw a vehicle driving.
Right, he saw a guy right. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Guys up, live in up on green. Uh oh.
Anglatter guy
I'm lucky
Oh, I hit the hanglatter guy
Oh, discipline I hit him again. Oh, come on discipline
Oh, I'm dead
Drop them.
Anything I shoot in at me?
One, one tab.
Nice.
Robin Peter, or Rob Paul.
I have to make a pay a little bit at least.
I like it.
Oh!
Wow.
Can you get the hang like a guy?
No, I don't know if someone else.
I too tapped him on ticked off, man.
You might have kicked out of this whole thing, man.
I probably just.
Oh no.
Oh, oh.
It might be over.
And then I, you're good.
Like I see all of that.
I'll give you time to...
It's going right over the mouth.
Yeah, yeah.
Going to face him.
Any nades to chuck over there?
I don't need grapes.
Oh, nice shot, nice shot.
That's the same time.
Look at the tech gods freaking you.
Go outside, oh my god.
That's true, we were two of this bullshit man.
You see, you shouldn't tear that guy though.
Fuck you, buddy.
and
one more
as a range of the range of the
range of please
and this is my body is so good man
I was a new head to have that one got us from
by lobby on that last year you can do it until by
lobby on the side of the helmet pop off
and never saw to get shot so badly is head
up
that's that's certified by lobby action
Today being bouncy was playing for South Carolina and drilled that Michigan running back as how
would right off like a bubble had died. You know what I'm talking about?
I'm saying.
All right.
I think if I was playing, I would like not use a mouse guard.
Did you say today being bouncy?
I mean, his last name is not like without comical nature for bouncy.
What is that actually?
I was so happy to see you.
I was trying to flip that through.
All right.
You guys watch Heddy Robbery yet?
What is that? Is that the new Shalament movie?
It's the gay hockey show.
Why are you laughing?
It doesn't have to speak.
Why are you laughing then?
It's on the watch list.
I just got to finish the paper first.
because what's the plot?
Plot is there.
There are no hockey players that it's like if Crosby and Ovechkin at sex.
Spoilers.
You're in the game?
Why not?
I'm sure that's where I'm seeing Rose the plot twist.
No, we can't show.
They have sex during the game.
You're gonna take me a long time to get through the pit, though, because I only got the 90-minute
rides, five days a week, so five days a week.
I got to pick like an 87 minute long movie and then I get to watch three minutes of the
pit.
So that means every episode takes like seven weeks to get through or something like that.
It's alright.
What's the majority of your ID watch what?
I was in Tarenot 10.
I'm movie that ideally is 190 minutes or less.
You've been logging those movies?
I've been logging them.
I think I, today might be like movie 13 or something.
Logging pretty good, it honestly feels good
to be interfacing with like the culture again.
You guys are a lot better at dropping than I am.
Bro, I'm not even looking as green, I mean my shit, man.
Next time you're in Orlando, go to the MCO Terminal 2 Burger King.
75% chance they're out of fries never seen it before at any of their fast food restaurants
in my life. Also, one time I ordered chicken fries, I say, I'll take the 10 or the 12
piece chicken fries or whatever, open everything up. They were at least 25 chicken
fries in there. Like the employees do not care at all. And I get it, they'll give
I mean this is an airport Burger King right like but it's the the least GAF airport in
burr employees anywhere I've ever seen.
Yeah every time I look at burr King on Gordas they're like by one get one free chip and price
they hate them they want them out of their man. They're so good though. I think they're all right. I mean
I mean, like, matter, stand. It's probably better than most matter.
First, it was absolute zero. No, yes.
It was not a matter man.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Why would rather have it than the average matter? You don't know. You might end up eating like a plutonium or something.
I just put toniums like hell on likely, but you get the idea.
I got a lot of calories though.
Oh man.
Everything okay, I'll do.
I'm sorry.
What's the minute I've eaten?
No, where the hell is this sound, man?
Jubilee's here.
Oh, you set off the damn fireworks.
Not bad y'all.
Anyone got a card to come give me?
Yeah?
How far away are you?
Wait, I'm actually in front of you, never mind.
Okay, brag about it.
I don't want to get too far ahead.
Then I have no protection.
Dan, I gotta flip the script on you a little bit.
It's so first off, I have your always on channel on every morning when I ride, which makes
it insane that I still have not reached level one of Tabins.
I'm like a 22% of the way to the first level of Tabbing.
The hoop size you got, your audience jumping through just to get digital goods is ridiculous.
What do you mean hoops?
You're telling me who you want me to be, not who I am.
When do you want me to change, brother?
What did you say?
I think it, like, shouldn't be a hundred hours to get to the first tier.
That's four days.
That's four straight days.
You just leave it on.
That's not turning up.
I don't think he's done.
You almost will say that.
I would think he's done.
What?
You can watch it all.
No.
No, I'm not saying you can always leave it on in the background like when you sleep and something like your
Isaac videos you tell people turn your Isaac videos out all the time
No, really not like that
You made I tell people to leave all the time, but regardless, it's just beside the point the point I wanted to make is it's so funny
You're in I don't know what era it is that you're in but every time the
Game stops
It goes to your desktop and it's Mount Rushmore with four different Kanye West
I'm not a rational person, I'm not a preacher.
Every time I see it, I go, oh man.
That's a good thing.
This is a long time ago, but...
This is a year from like 10 years ago.
He can't shake his face.
It's so good.
He's definitely...
He was happy.
Oh, it's so good every time, man.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know.
He's that kind of thing.
I guess nobody told you because I'm probably the only dude locked in on the always on channel everyone
That's just farming, but I'm no no, they're watching it's out in the background. I'm waiting for you. That's where you guys
Guys, you're not coming
Oh, we're coming. We'll change the subject. I don't want I don't want to switch streams, man
It's just so honestly it's just nice to have another distraction
And so like you're like, oh, I'm sick of looking at this screen. I'll look at that one instead
just for like a couple seconds. I think we've thankfully made it out of that like
that heavy, heavy, tar-cov thing. It was like two or three months where it was
tar-cov into tar-cov into tar-cov.
Bro, this is, this is not glazing and this is for chat. Like, and after look at the DM,
one time Ryan said in a very, very thoughtful way, but he's like, hey, uh, you ever think
Think about not playing as much tarq off and then once I did that then the channel started to do a lot better
Yeah, I can see that yeah, you know, you have a
100,000 viewers every time brother. I had the ABS so hard
I had the ABS as hard as I can hit it
With the abs
But I'm trying to
I think I'm not going to play heroin.
Okay, you hit me in the haunted me.
Well you're taking a long time.
Keep me right.
That's so gross.
Honestly, I could taste it.
I could scumbry.
I close it.
Yeah, that's very gross.
Kind of big for a guy like me,
or you can betat it was going to be a couple hours away at this point.
The worst part about that burrking is it was like,
first time there was like an hour old, so it's been sitting there, you know?
Second off, it's the crew that had to come in on an ice today,
on an ice day so you know they don't get a fuck there like why are we even here today
and I the whole dude it was so hungry man
I mean driving was a burger king to make minimum wage to make you your wopper
that then goes into a toward edge driver's car and then the dribbling
It's so fun.
It's actually so funny the steps to the front top.
And then imagine like the steps that like the food, how the food actually got to the Burger King in the first place.
Yeah.
All the links in the chain is actually so funny.
The guy doing the door dash had his kid with him.
So probably out of school didn't have anyone on take care of him.
What the hell am I going to do?
So bad.
He's willing to risk, you know, getting into an accident.
Ice is so fun though.
Can I get some life in chat for that, please?
Thing.
That one hit.
I asked you something to Apollo?
Yeah, absolutely.
So you said like every time you go to Dora Dash,
you get the two for one chicken fries.
Yeah.
Never mind.
You have to order two for one means you got to buy one first.
Yep.
I was like, why didn't you get the chicken fries?
I was like, why didn't you have the chicken fries we now go because you didn't even want one?
Yo, did you tell the kid that you're playing PUBG? Thanks for the drap off?
No, I did not. Thanks for the loot box kid.
I weighed the them because I was hoping that that I'm happy that I had to walk on ice because I like my
the web like a driveway, then I have like a walkway and like all of that and like all that got three meter radius was all frozen on like a
one-ish thick sheet ice, but that was gone, so that's good. There's a lot of marks
something. Okay I did. Oh yeah, we're seeing this. It's already a nice
double. Well we've had some vibeship conversations but I can't get this out of my
head. You got two dudes. You got a dad and son in your drive way. Bringing you
Burger King while you play PUBG, man. I can't shoot. Life's good, man.
I can't take that like I got to hurt the soul. This the mad all
Oh, man
Damn this the spot
Ladies when he says he knows a place am I right?
You guys win you
you wouldn't get so too much of a sausage vest here in the call is I have any
extra scopes I have a two X I'm sorry a little light on my lot of stuff right now
I want to hear that light on his Burger King hi-oh oh
hey are we sticking together we break enough I'm coming back I just gone to this
for anything.
I'm gonna go.
Wouldn't you want to be on this, this Karen right here?
Look at this, man.
Whoa.
I feel like Andrew whatever his name is from SkyScraper Live.
Tara, Alex, Alex, Alex, Arnold.
Alex, Arnold, that's it.
Row was up at the top, 1700 feet up going,
hey, my comms don't work anymore,
but I just wanted you guys to know what's awesome up here.
And they're going to Alex, how do you feel?
Lady, he cannot hear you.
He just said I can't hear you.
I was Seth Rollins as an announcer.
I don't hold it against him, but he didn't know what he was talking about, but like it seems
like they should have just hired somebody that knew what they were talking about.
It's not like I was mad at him's house.
Well, I'm not really, I think he was doing what he was like me commentating at like
Champions of Fire or something.
You know, he's just trying to get through the engagement.
I don't know hold it against him.
I've got a lot of money though.
But there you go!
I'm assuming.
I just got shot from in the city.
Yeah, there's someone in the worst.
I'm going back to Apollo, man.
Can't see this guy.
Oh, I see him. He's on this roof marked at orange.
I came to my point.
Oh, I nailed him.
I love when someone takes like five shots at you misses and then the first shot, you
spit around on slap him with it, hit him when they crawl into the fucking corner.
Oh, that's so good man. I love that. I love when I do that.
Billboard behind him too. The red one.
While the joke was I've never done that.
Oh, it's really astounded like a incredibly sarcastic in the U of the stream.
No, no, I'm like I wish I knew what that felt like not bacon for me
In the building on it. Oh, don't
Let me let me call to you if I can I'm going too pass away and die
He said the car a direct north of the Lord. Yeah, right there
Well, I'm dead. Yeah, I did not realize they were behind us
It's not up there.
I'm gonna go there and go man.
I know. It's been three hours of not airing.
Take us to air and go, please.
I'm gonna get him.
Can I get him?
Where is he then?
Uh, I think I'll loot in their bodies right now.
Blue.
In the car?
Oh.
Nice, no.
Come get some come get some come get some come get some come get some come get some
Papa Papa your loser
Oh no oh no
I'm trying to run.
Yeah, we're the other guys Dan.
I won.
Yeah, green thing.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Cinema.
It's not a fucking big smile.
I'm just mad.
Watch up that hell.
I'm just mad.
Watch up that hell.
I'm getting shot at.
Up on the hill now, if you are staring right at them, then they're not hitting us.
No, no, no, no, no.
What color are we going to?
I would heal up if I were you.
I mean, you get them out.
Oh, yeah, he's right.
I got them out.
Actually, this gun's loaded.
All right, my view on the machine.
This is the seven bullets.
Okay, I don't see them.
Six sads true, six seven!
What is this twitch streamer doing with his reload button? Nm2 for nine.
No, I'm talking about them. No, six seven.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
all right who do you think is going to live longer me or mouth
i'm gonna say well
i'm just happy behind us
someone uh...
it's the same boys who are they never left that roof
roof with the uh... red billboard
thank you
i'm a revolution at where oh maybe there's pivoted a little
Oh, they got me.
I get you. I'll get you. I'll get you.
Quick time for me to go pee. I think.
We didn't know what happened.
Yeah. One orangie.
That's what I got time.
It's at the off.
Now, I'm at.
I don't know. It's smoky.
It's kind of riding it out till chicken potato anyway.
I mean, if you can get to me, they can't be now.
But, um, I'm going there.
Maso Manos.
Can I resume with him crawling?
you can crouch. Yeah, you got to go mouth to mouth.
Where are their bodies? Bring them back.
Yeah, they're just getting their blue chip.
Don't worry about us 26 a lot, but I think you should just do your best.
That's why, well, let me do my best find them and die quicker.
No, I want you to win, so we can go, whoa!
Okay, okay.
You know what you're making sounds like that?
Your man's making sounds like that.
You're doing something wrong.
For, is he?
He has one of these buildings.
all your bodies at that little yellow
all right, that ass
the story is strapped into chairs at a table, okay?
Okay, every ten minutes
uh
they administer five milligrams of melancholy into us.
Who's the last one awake?
Me, do you think so?
Yeah, mouse first one out.
No, no, I think I'm first one out to be honest.
No, I think I'm out.
I think I think when I get to 20 milligrams of melatonin, there's no hope for me.
Oh, mouse.
Yes, chef.
Try a ping-dong ball, uh, Rick Wall.
Okay.
I think I was going to come back to you guys still being alive.
I got your chip brother damn head popped off
Apollo we're all strapped into chairs at a table every 10 minutes they administer 5 milligrams of melatonin to us who's staying awake the longest
I've never taken melatonin before so I don't even know what effective has it doesn't do anything except it puts me to sleep really easily
I don't know if that's an answerable question, I want to be like Macho, I'll be like,
oh, mate, but I don't know.
I've never taken it either.
Is it work?
I think it helps you fall asleep.
It's not a sleeping pill, but it helps you fall asleep.
I think it's kind of like hypnosis.
If you take the melatonin, I'd like newin, we're just going to be like, that didn't do
anything.
you take it a eight 30.
It's just it's going to remove one extra barrier.
OK, I'm asking something real, but controversial.
There's no such work or is it just a person who's like,
I'm going to tell you something.
I'm going to try to figure that out.
I've been trying to figure that out.
It is not real in the sense that you
could have noticed someone to be like, you know,
you think you're an animal.
You know, like, that's not.
That's just, that's just like power suggestion type stuff.
They're just playing along.
Mindbreak.
But it could have like, like many things.
There's like a placebo effect involved.
Like, they're a few to keep noticed.
This could theoretically work.
Work.
Well, like puts you in a trance with like a pocket watch.
No, that's not, that's, that's, that's movie magic.
Brother, ain't on that.
Sometimes movies have to go the facts.
Everything of that?
True.
If you can win this.
So, it doesn't make sense that it could work, because it...
I mean, come on.
But also...
Yeah.
Like, I mean, I would just say, if you sit down and add like a hypnosis thing,
and you're like, yeah, I believe that he's making them think,
like, against their will, that they're like,
their hand is on fire or something, you gotta be stupid.
But they did it in freshman year and like an assembly and had 10 people that I know weren't plants
and they all got hypnotized. So there was a part of me that was like, what's going on with this?
I have to just not, but the skill of hypnosis is not like a, you know, I've got, I've got all our
eyebrows. It's just being able to like identify the kind of people or kind of person that would
play into the hypnosis the best. Just from looking at these people in the chat in the
in the in the in the in the in the in 06
Okay, here here's like a tell what's real and this applies to everyone and you have to be honest at me right now if you have ordered Burger King in the past one hour
If so you were hypnotized by Apollo and I'm not joking. So I guarantee someone here dead. That's hypnosis someone did can argue that
I guarantee someone in my chat has climbed Taipei 101 with no robes or harnesses since the stream has started
to shivie was
pixel peaks
the
one
had to
have to
have to have
had to have
How crazy would it be though if like movie hypnosis was real?
I'd be so pissed man.
Because like, there have to be like, like, you know,
we got time for like, all of like, against it, you know,
like you'd have to be able to like,
you know, know that the, like, what if the, the congressman gets hypnotized,
man, you know, what's on a bill, he wouldn't have voted on or some shit, you know,
and you have to be some crazy implications, you know?
Well, did they ban subliminal messages?
I don't think this could be true.
Like someone cracked open a pop in the background saying,
do you want to this pop?
No, this pop.
No, they used to do that.
You said do that and you can't do that anymore.
I don't know if you can't do that anymore.
No, like it's they used to do that in like a low voice.
Some women have what that work on you.
you did these in pop? There's a reason why they banned it. You want to suck my day, you know,
hey then? Is that a money Dracula? Oh, I just got so thirsty man. I don't know where.
I'm completely off the season, you know, you subliminal message me off the season.
I think that's fine. I think it's no big loss. That's taste good though. I can't deny it.
Seasier, that you can see, sir.
You can see.
I actually, it's funny you mentioned that. I recently have stopped drinking any soda at all, except I get one cheat day.
day. Why? I just didn't, I realized I didn't have it for most of a week. And then I was like,
oh, maybe this could be my new thing. It's abs 26. No, I don't care about that.
It's about abs. I don't mind. I don't. You ever see things that are going to meet the
Just porn star arc. I'm not on my point. You can have an accident being a porn star freaking laser
What's next? You're gonna try to go up man. Yeah, exactly. You don't tell you just just don't get your bottle bleached, okay first off
There's none of your business
Well back waxing laser rule and I there, but you share that so why wouldn't you tell me if you got your bottle bleached?
Well, I think there's no point to give them bleached until I get a laser
you're back in the back ladies or anything again. I was so I was so I was
in my butt that time.
Did you guys pull? Yeah you pulled. OK.
Do you like 300 meters below us?
I bet I get there before you two.
I think you're right. I actually think you're right.
I've come there never drilled all the way down to the center of the earth.
It's hard to get that.
They've done it but it gets
Oh, the further you've done it, but they've seen it's just like Russia or something
They did in Russia. There's like the deepest hole that would drill
There's some shit several clots, and it's not even close to like even through the crust. Why is that because it gets harder
Probably because it's a riot
You know, you know, it goes you you mo like an eighth of your law and it goes right recharge the battery
Sorry.
God.
Don't they just use diamond and trusted drill bits?
No.
What do you mean no?
What's better than diamond?
What's harder than diamond?
Lots of stuff.
To what?
I don't know, but lots of stuff.
Like what?
If you know what?
I don't, I said I just don't.
God, you're there.
Powerful.
Ryan, what's harder than diamond?
Obsidian?
Easily.
I'm not fair.
Oh plus to that.
That's low hanging plus literally true.
Um, no, yeah, I think about it.
Are you drill down right?
You know, that rock.
It's all pushing on each other.
The more down you go, the more rocks are pushing on each other and shit.
You know, and also you got to keep pushing down and you also have to get like when you drill the stuff that you drill doesn't go away.
way you got to bring it back up like you can't get it out of the way so the further down you go the
more out of the more yeah move all that stuff. Me and my girlfriend. What makes you think I won't
push you up against this rock? Hey Malv, you know, be taking the whole back here on a book.
Now he's he's canceled. Really? I thought I was that miserable guy. I just wanted to work yesterday.
Wait, PJ, no back from the office?
Yeah.
What?
What can he possibly write about that you want to read?
It's a children's book called This Book has No Pusher's.
How to be a door-con TV?
Why do you hate PJ, no back for the character that he played on the office?
Because he's mean to Michael Scott.
Oh.
I mean, you a big Michael Scott fan.
Yes, he's hilarious, man.
He's mentioned Michael Scott in 2026.
You couldn't you couldn't make it I couldn't make the show any more. Oh fuckers guy here. Oh shit
I thought I'd be cheeky and land over here because there was no one over here. That's a guy here. I'll be dead guys
Book rules. Yeah, my kid is going crazy over the this book has no pictures because it makes the parents say stuff like
I'm monkey and I taught myself how to read and
Then she's like, well, this is crazy my dad's saying my dad's saying he's a monkey
I got it, it's a little guy, it's a little guy dead, he instant.
A little guy.
Now, are you near me?
Oh yeah, you guys are around here, okay.
What is his name, San?
well job no back yeah
ok that's what it's hoping you would say guys
actually you ask so I did because I want to know what its real name is that he has
to hide it behind two initials is hold job yeah yeah but he's rather
you know he's gonna be kid friendly he's looking so he's a new game
have you been being bold you all right kids books that's fucked up
I don't know if the problem is here. That's why Dr. Shush said it changes name.
You know, there's to be Dr. Shush sucks a lot.
Dr. Shush needs to be called dick sucker.
Huh?
We want to give you treatment jokes there. I appreciate it.
You know, you try them out.
Yeah.
and
you're in many doctors who spoke to your kids I think he might actually be the most overglazed author of all time and
they trust me there's a lot of company that is like he's it's a crowded field
daughter likes the air killbook where spot it's like a lot of that pretty much every night for the
past ninety nine
It's in a room.
Yellow, you like that dude.
Yellow dog with a brown spot, right?
Yeah.
I can't tell you the amount of times I watch a little in stitch for some reason as a catch.
I would want it to walk.
Hey, bye.
A little more.
My parents were so sick of that shit.
Are your parents all like Kino?
Did you know?
Did you?
There's no place around the beat, and on the shit, thought out at G.
I won't say this.
Lee has one of the truest statements in all of life.
It's when the two aliens are like, today is Friday.
Now we'd be like humans and just poison and sell us celebratory fashion.
I'm like, that's pretty good man.
Pretty good.
It's like pretty deep man.
That's before Disney made all the live action movies.
you know.
It's not wrong.
I don't mind live action, but not how about you just come out with something new instead of live action.
Give me something, man.
Oh, I understand.
That's all.
I don't mean this in an insulting way and it sounds really insulting.
But when people like you and me are saying that they've really gone too far.
People are sounding like roughly people like you.
Yeah, I know.
When people were sounding the drum on this like, you know, 10 years ago or more, I was
going, oh, it's not that they're good movies, who cares if it's a re-heated piece of
diarrhea, as long as it's good, filming the film industry is a meritocracy.
And then it got to the point where even I'm going, they have fucked this, I don't care
how good it is.
Oh, the little and stitch live action is 87 on run tomatoes, who I also the screenshot run tomatoes.
I got pissed.
It's probably the first time in three months I'd been there.
All movies released were red tomatoes and all TV shows were red tomatoes.
Oh, everything's good.
Everything that has been made is good.
Okay, then you should shut the fucking website down because you are no longer serving any purpose at all.
Wasn't like it like did people hate the lilies that you make or the
Really hated I think it's well liked by by Jen pop. Oh
No online, you know, you can't take a seriously those are like real thinkers
Silent Hill is that a 3% that's how you know it's genuinely like
Thought awful, but
I'll be real that first silent only wouldn't that bad now this one it's the same dude
but this one's apparently got off of which is crazy
uh no
who are the three percent that thought it was good you know with modern on tomatoes probably some
dude from like silent hill is awesome dot com
how do you get credentials man doesn't make any damn sense
I'm just stupid motherfucker.
No, I think you're probably hated the most.
What do you think then? You think James should have done that shit to Mary?
Are you talking about Silent Hill?
Two. Oh, bro. Oh, I watch good movies. No, I'm fair enough
What was that?
National air drop knows. Yes, yeah
Please look up James James Beard in the silent Hill movie. What the hell? I thought that dude only reviewed restaurants
James Beard anybody James Beard? Yeah, the James Beard and we're
Okay, I'm not allowed to talk about food.
Why you are, I said you were allowed.
No, no.
Too late.
You want a world where mouth doesn't talk about food.
You're going to realize I'm not going to want to listen.
I'm interested.
I do.
I do have a theory that I think would make you hate me.
And my theory is that almost all, like 99.99% of good foods have already been invented.
I don't I think we've been mashing to existing foods together for a couple of decades now and we would have we would have found it
I've been kidding. Okay, so I recently I made I was like oh they're making like you know
You've got the cheese accorded a crunch or whatever. I was like why don't I just do that with a burrito made one
Like a couple weeks ago
Yesterday saw video guy
I'm making it in his frickin' restaurant.
Yeah, I was like man.
So you have to probably like the first two guys
who have thought of making a cheesy godeed
a crunch with a burrito.
It's just more cheese.
Oh, that's not the thing.
What do you think about Matt the Maddie Matheson
making the KFC slide?
Yeah, see thing.
I don't, you know, I don't know.
I like him generally, you know.
Um, I just don't know, like, what it is.
Like, what is the Maddie Mathisan thing?
I think it's got bitchineoli or something.
Bitchineoli and the sourdough bun.
You like that bitchineoli, don't you?
It's really, really practical.
What the hell is this?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. I mean, we're a shimmer of gold.
He had a called up like Mary Browns and did like yo.
Yeah, absolutely.
Let's do this, you know, but.
They need to make a Mary Brown.
I was wondering when you'd say something.
They need to make a guy.
I got a guy. I got a guy.
He's super far, but he's that looping, looping.
He's he went, he went left to Roy. He's probably right there.
That's so far, men. Yeah, just we got something.
Do you want a mother-fudgeon package?
They need to make Mary Brown's Tater perfume.
Is that the brand of Sheastring Fries you get or something? Mary Brown?
Sadly, those are Western family.
Mary Brown's a Canadian fast food chain that makes the best smelling potatoes on the planet though.
There they're they're freaking
Legendary and I don't even care for the judges
It's called Mary Brown
Really called Mary boss. What's her logo?
It's late
Oh
That's kind of spammed. It's not a guy on okay, okay, we've all picked him
I'm gonna get him again.
Oh!
Hey, Brunns, the middle sauce.
He's tough, y'all.
That was fun.
I was starting to heat up, brothers.
Well, other cars rollin' up the resin, maybe.
He's a little small.
It's got a damn hell.
Yeah, I can try.
It's a team that I know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Little pink, blue pink too.
They're going crazy over there, man.
Oh yeah, there's a guy in a car.
How is he alive?
There's no one in there, I don't know where he is.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
And if I only had one, which...
Why is it not the guys?
Why?
I feel a little blind, a little close to the right under the fifth, right?
uh... it comes up a lot and you know what it's come up with the increasing
regularity i think that that lead on stitches definitely in a secular bull market
right now for
uh...
re-appraisal
they're two with the jump five version
uh...
never never heard the jump five version must not must not be in the rotation anywhere
of which are you on a question's multi
I just, there's two things right here, I'm just grabbing.
The MLF coast?
The MLF coast.
See that?
You guys are all, I guess we need to have a kind of go that way, but...
We take an over green and orange.
I smell blood in the water.
There's still at least one feather here.
Oh, he's in front of the gas station.
I'm not a good stuff.
So it's one of the best.
I got to throw everything up right up.
You're going to back.
Behind the building.
I'm orange.
Okay, we're pretty.
I called it.
You need a car to turn off.
Car driving up.
No.
Yeah.
Isn't it even the hot?
Isn't the hot?
Green paint, blue paint.
These are in there.
These are in there too.
One swipe.
One spike.
Is there a white jacket?
Yeah.
Oh, a car's to the car's to our left of the gas station.
He's picking window.
What window?
Behind us.
Oh, shit.
He's got him running up the day building as well.
He's got him up the right of the left for the day.
He's got him running up the day building as well.
He's got him up the right of the left for the day.
I hit that guy three times in there and blue.
Guys.
No, he's a trouble.
Come on.
What the hell?
Hey.
What?
He's a short guy.
I'm healing and I'm grabbing your chip.
Dan, how do you get knocked?
Someone from the gas station.
I was leading her a little bit.
I might run her as left or right.
And if you actually...
It's a good weapon.
Yeah, this is still a guy.
up in there. Where the hell is this car, bro? Careful, ma'am. You guys
broke? You guys are not going to get us, ma'am. I think we're going to get
us, ma'am. I'm showing. I'm not showing. I'm not showing. I've got a
beautiful. I'm fortunate. Thanks, ma'am. I got to try not. Dang it. It's over.
There's just tough lads
Maybe don't move it all maybe it'll be fine
So I think you think you think they know I'm still here. That's a good thing. No, no idea
What's the safest play here? No, I got his mocks. Oh
Oh my god, I'm going to shoot at them.
You got to go towards Orange, so I would throw a smoke down in the general direction of Orange.
That's a fire, man.
I wouldn't throw a smoke in the fire, that's not.
There's a smoke there fire, boy.
That's so true.
Oh, this is a guy running right.
Burning you, man.
You're strong.
Oh, I did this. It's crazy.
Oh
Yeah
There pick up my chick pick up my chick
Oh, blue chick, blue chick
Oh my body
Well, you're gonna take the pick up you're gonna take the pick up
Oh
You're gonna do it
Where is it?
Uh, deployment and process I can't attach
I can't attach
Uh
What are you doing to the plumb?
Wait for the plane
Great that's rude, that's
I'm going to protest just I don't want this, I don't want this
I can't it's so crazy they shot me
What are we doing?
Oh my god that's what I do.
What the hell?
Oh.
Where are they at?
Oh no.
Let's go.
Where?
Right.
No.
Okay.
Alright.
Here's your marker.
Okay.
There they're out there. Oh
Well, you see one on your right a little bit running running to your right
So we're on your right still on your ring
Oh
You're gonna get a kill you.
She made from.
Oh, you're good.
You just just just slow it down.
You got the kill.
Oh, fuck.
You don't tell me if you just go.
I need to write.
Holy, I'm the blue.
I'm going towards you on your right.
Right there.
Yeah, yeah.
He was right there.
He's going towards where you killed the guy.
I think I do all that yes yes okay that's I did not say that I did not say take your pants off
I think he's showing. I think he's showing. Back a little bit. You might be sticking out now.
I mean, this is the snow map. You're very, very, very, very beautiful. This is the ticket right here.
There we got three extra sets of eyes. We can't lose any boosties. You got any boosties?
We'll zero. Boosties. We'll boosties. That's a tragic.
the
for what was that zipline
and
but that
will you know you're here
your silent in the night
let him take all the aggro
I'm on the right
for that guy you might have to shoot him
he
is he is a see he's he sees you
had
he
had
already got to be a bot right like he no no he's real
Where did he go?
There's shoot him.
Did he be honest?
It's fine.
Okay.
It wasn't as fine as I would have liked.
You're going to show up from behind.
You got a rush from right now.
There's always not.
No, he's not.
It was the grenade.
It was the grenade damage.
Open open.
Bitch!
Any first use?
I do either.
Huge.
He's out of the AT.
He can't do nothing about you.
I think he's got a slow place, slow play. This guy's a little baby. He's not able to handle you right now.
You can throw the hand in the face.
You can throw the pan of them.
You can throw the face there.
I'm here. I'm running up.
Right, right, right.
So they're not calling it the worst shots ever, but...
On your right
Where'd he go?
He's by the tree. Yeah, he's still where around where he was. Yeah, I think he's in that general direction another first scene first to me
Yeah, I'm just going to die the tree. He's you have time to first see you have time to first
you
huge
wait that is a bot smoke
throw grenade if you if you can do anything
oh you can do it
how's he throwing two
oh you're right
he's last him
nice
you can get you get in a little
diva you're not oh wait now you got to go straight
forward now because the circle you're going to get
that's in. What are you doing here, boys, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy? You need to get
a circle. I do have smokes. I do have two. I do have them towards the circle.
That's like in that general direction. Yeah, I just like eat one and then and then use
a discover on your way in. See the guy on the hill, the straight ahead. Where you through
the grenade, way far. Okay, lay running away from the screen. I don't know about that on.
I'm looking for the loot. You don't need loot. You guys on the green hill,
Well, look at that.
That shack is your safety right now.
It's a whole team on the hill.
That is your safety shack right in front of you.
You got to get to that.
Just get safe brother man.
See that green hill.
There's at least three dudes on the other side.
Two on the left side.
You're going to have to get to the shack on the left here.
Take your gun out.
You don't need the speed right now.
Get that gun out.
There might be someone in the shack.
There's someone who's right in front of you.
You're left far away.
Okay.
He was moving to the right.
Call him. It's good camps.
Could be someone in the shack.
No one in the shack.
So you got right in front of you over here.
Just let the guys on the other side.
Let's go piece, go piece.
Oh, how much?
One be three. You're one be three right now. I think it's the final team.
On the hill.
Yep, they're out here to the southeast and east.
So, two were on the left side and more to the left side.
No, no, the green hill to the east.
They're just on the other side of it.
That one right there?
Yeah, thanks.
Yep.
I'll give another smoke.
I'm going to back up here.
I'll see you.
I'm going to have a smoke.
That's okay.
Just chill.
They're going to get pushed out at the same time.
You're going to get pushed out?
Let's see.
There's one back here to the left.
Oh, by the way, the credit.
Show me.
There's no where I am.
Show me.
They could see you at any moment.
He's right there.
Where are the other two?
Oh, there's three of them?
Yes.
Yeah.
He saw you.
He's speaking.
Yeah.
I'll give it a little peek first before you look.
Okay.
You got a little bit of cover here.
On the hill.
Straight out on the hill.
In the red.
Yeah.
On the red.
NT.
Okay.
It's not over, bro.
A jam.
NT.
I must time I got in the jammer's zero.
Jammer's zero. It's out.
Honestly, great. It was a good. It was a good. Yeah.
They hate a rangel man.
They don't even rangel like we win easily. Yeah.
50, and 581 damage, five kills, you know, I have heard the bot lobbies, man.
And I've been loathed to mention it, but I have heard that someone said, first person
is so under played right now that it's kind of like bot lobbies.
and
some people in my chat have been saying if you can first person they're basically bought
lobbies now
I have a theory on this game that came out called High Guard.
High Guard, okay, the Minecraft thing, maybe is that the one?
It's a fun high front of the producers of apex legends and Titanfall comes high guard.
Oh, it's that one with the game award.
Yes.
I think that we slipped off the track, sorry, I don't know what was the lesson, blessed
it is.
I don't think it's a real game, let me post the same screenshot, I'll post it in the
discord.
This was the, because my discord was like, you should play highguard and this is the
screenshot I saw when I went to the steam store page and I said, you guys want me to
play this. This fake game that has never, this is not taken from game play. This is nothing.
This is not what they showed. Right? That's not what I remember seeing at the Game Awards
or whatever. I didn't watch the Game Awards so I don't know.
I think that is. Yeah, I mean, yeah. First off, even if what you're saying was untrue,
that it doesn't look real. It looks ass anyway. What about that like like like I need you
I need to see you play this right now. Yeah, all right like what? A blue guy firing an AR hipfire full
auto while holding his hand up in casting a magical spell. It's it's it's it got the
It needs to be a year of time for every game company and dev.
If they want to start a new project, it cannot under any circumstance include a gun.
It's so crazy.
A whole year without guns for them and see if they can handle it.
Bro, they have magical spells.
Put the weapons down.
Do you think you could shoot lightning bolts?
Okay.
like a cloud of pestilence or something like that, you don't need the gun anymore.
Oh, for me, it's got to be.
It's got to be.
Fireball.
Yes.
You guys don't have a spot on your face.
Sorry, what?
Did everyone talk to this guy?
If you turn your head to the left, at Skundskunker Island, it looks like Melface.
Snotka?
I can kind of see that.
I can kind of see them.
No, I'm saying, uh, old bath.
You see it?
Uh, I'm trying.
Okay.
A rangel so good, we're still uncovering new insights.
The world has much to teach us.
I'm so tired, I can't see anything.
Was your sleep score?
Tired boss?
I don't like to.
Dude, that's pretty bad.
How do you get a sleep score?
Okay, got me a Samsung watch for a Christmas.
So I've been wearing it to bed, but I'm not sure.
So funny.
I'm not sure that the sleep score can be trusted because
all I go to bed first off was really funny and I swear I'm not lying my watch keeps yelling at me.
It goes uh, you should go to bed later most people your age don't go to bed at this time
Have you considered going to bed later and I'm like I gotta be the only person on earth that's getting this naggy watch
That's the key that's to it.
It's because you're a sleeve, you can't watch ads.
You think that's it?
They're like, they say up, say up longer.
Yeah.
Good thing she didn't get you the Samsung
Cochering because they'll see some of that really.
Yeah.
And the point is that it swells up.
I might fall some of my Samsung Cochering.
You know the hard and wild.
I'm gonna pay it.
What?
Samsung Cochering.
It's definitely given, why is the Yoshi's kind of, I know what you're saying.
The other thing is, all like, so last night's a great example.
I went to bed at like 9.40, so far so good.
woke up like a half an hour later, because my daughter slapped me on the top of the head,
so you can see it in the heart rate graph, it goes from like 48 to like 100 instantly.
I woke up and went like, what are you doing?
Go to sleep, and then you're in.
It's you went back to bed and then I woke up at like 2.30 in the morning because we have a new humidifier and it ran out of water so it went
Which is a crazy function, but I get they don't want to like burn the house down or whatever
So I woke up and turned that off and then like 45 minutes later
I woke up and went pee and then I woke up at 5.15 in the morning and first thing I did I checked my sleep score
It said 92 and then it's like
a hundred different criteria that it's measuring. It was like excellent. Excellent.
Hard-grade variability. Excellent. Sleep quality. Excellent.
Length is sleep. Excellent. Sleep timing. Excellent. And I was like, this is insane, man.
Well, maybe you did actually kind of fucking own while you were at really.
I've been telling you guys for a while that I'm kind of insane as sleeping.
But it also says like, at 43 minutes of deep sleep every night. And I don't think that's enough.
I think it's pretty low.
My sleep quality or like I have a problem with like waking up a lot in the middle of the night and it's been so badly, but like, man, I don't feel that tired in the daytime.
So I must still be like kind of killing it. Like, yeah.
It got me thinking like man, the rest of society is like,
Oh, to maybe streamers really do have it, you see.
So, what do you mean is a 92 sleep score?
That's insane.
And, or maybe, maybe I'm just better at it than the average person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Probably that's probably the more reasonable case.
I will say, like, waking up a ton of going back to sleep.
Like, it's kind of so much worse,
because you have like seven times the amount of dreams that you normally...
Yes, that is true.
True and it's like I can't keep track all this is like and the like the chance of a nightmare is so increased now because there's so you're you're just getting high numbers, you know
Terrem, Terrem, you're more than one don't have now a stream snapper, which is a whole
Oh, oh, like
Scary man dude. I'm just looped up
And look at look at this they're come over here like oh second up
Scary shit
The word nightmare. Oh
Tell me something man like
But yeah, no it's I got a hoop
I gotta stop, I forgot I should have.
I mean first thing I would be worried about nightmares.
You're like 32 years old or whatever.
Dude, don't be saying this.
Like, you don't know what's going on up there.
It says fucked up man.
They gotta leave me alone.
Ah, he's real fucked up.
What year are nightmares about?
Um, like, you can, so there's two different kinds.
And they're both often different ways.
So one of them is usually just deep-seated, like, like, you know, when, like, the little one's
less than you guys were like scared, like, like, actually scared probably a while, all right?
Like, like, like, you know, like, something's going to, like, I'm going to die.
Like, I'm in a terrible situation.
This is like scary.
That kind of feeling.
Any time I open the mailbox and there's a brown envelope from the revenue agency.
Yeah.
There's one who has right here, sorry, they're, they're real people.
Shit.
Oh, I'll put it in.
I mean, I mean, we'll do the video. We're not supposed to be here anyway.
Oh, true, true. It's just good. There's a car here.
Oh, okay.
We're getting out. We're getting out. I'm going to come in a bailout move maneuver.
Oh, fuck. I got a driving first person. That's about that.
about that. Well, I'm getting shot from the... Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's
go spell it spell it. We're going to be stuck in the blue to keep playing for too long.
That was my hero moment.
it's a
and this is a range of a
one of the
and this is a range of a protective
but yet notice that the first kind of so that level of fear but like
it's it's I can't really explain it because they get so crazy but like it's just like your brain thinks
everything's real so like it's usually some like fuck up horse sequence usually like I'm
trying to like go on to ground or something as a big elevator that goes down like the depths of like hell
That's awful.
And those are just like you wake up and you're like that sucked.
And the other time is the jump scare variant, where like something very normal is going
on and then very, very abruptly things get like horror movie level, like the lights
will shut off or suddenly.
And I'm usually a door.
We're looking at the door and then I'll be like, I gotta close that door.
I gotta walk that door and be like just barely open a little bit and I'll go, get
early close to close the door and right as I do, it like explodes open and something
jumps through and then I instantly wake up.
What do you think it means?
No idea, but every time I wake up it's like my heart rate fell in 900.
It's kind of...
That's awful, I hate it.
And then I got going to go back to sleep.
The one I actually had one literally like four days ago,
where I was in the shower and the door in my bathroom was slightly a jaw,
while I was in the shower.
And I'll light-swing out.
I don't know if you were been in the shower in the light-sco.
I was like the worst time for the light-sco.
and then they burst into the bathroom and shattered all the glass of my shower
the worse and I woke up.
Oh, this was a miracle.
No, no, this was a dream.
Guy who can only have sex with the lights off, but also can only have sex in the shower.
Yep.
Oh, you weren't cool, how are you?
You're a funny guy.
You know, this one, I'm with you on this one.
There's one dude in chat that's going.
Hey, hey, why don't we make you move?
I want to throw up. I forgot what I would have liked to drive in first person with you.
It's crazy. I think about this all the time.
That first person makes me so motion sick and I live my whole life in first person.
It's like your brain is so good at making you not throw up when you're living,
But if you are looking through someone else's perspective, it's like, oh, that's crazy, man.
Because like first person IRL has like a 300FOV, you can't get that name.
It's true, I guess.
That being said though, you can do that on VR and then VR also makes you want to throw up.
So actually, maybe the brain's just bad and stupid.
Easy!
I think there's no second person games.
That's so funny. I think this is not the first one you said this either.
What I'm serious.
Play live on your station.
Why isn't there?
What?
You'd like to explain what that kind of game, how it would operate?
Yes, it would be a game where you're in the game, but someone else is controlling you.
That sounds terrifying, man.
That'd be second person.
Oh, or awesome maybe actually based on who's playing you know?
It's like a game where you get one of the best.
Yeah, like imagine someone yeah, we got a
Oh
I'm sorry I'm not the teacher. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought I'd on the yellow
It changed her out of the circle now
I love her trucker. I like imagine you get someone who's playing you in their way cooler than you say you could do much like a way cooler stuff
Let me stay way cooler
I'm not, I'm not gonna do a good job being a late one.
Holy.
You got it with me, did that bridge I'd be first in driving.
I was pretty happy.
Where the heck is most?
I took the bridge that was on the side of the circle at the time, and I guess you guys took the other bridge.
It doesn't matter.
Uncluden right now.
It does matter.
3v4 is different than a 4v4.
I agree, but I took the good bridge.
I don't know why he goes to the bad bridge.
It's like he's not bad bridge.
There's just bad streamers, okay?
There's a motor cycle coming up to us, by the way.
Thanks.
Good.
It's good.
I am zero first.
He's both in.
I have an absolute machine. Can't you use the machine? Yes, you can you can.
Who's I have some bandages? I
Do have a little bit on the band side, but not much
Here's some here some G-hills right here if you need them
Need one anyone gallon?
If you're an extra bill, it's a little bit of control click drag, I think
There you go. Thank you. Good split. Good split. I don't need to for me.
Go. No for X. Okay.
Nice.
Well, welcome back.
I was begging for it.
The past. You passed.
It's the last. You know, you're, you're, you're going to pass your G1. If the driving instructor lays down
face down in the middle of the road and says,
dodge this.
Up something's coming.
Oh, they did your fucking job.
Oh, they guys prone.
He's not me.
I'm down.
It's on.
He's stopping.
Oh, nice.
That was a real good. He was he was just down. Yeah, I know where the rest of that I can need to throw around
Where these blue bombs, man. It's just a blue's undernade
Oh, God. Oh, yeah
It was
Wait didn't have you
I think it was like close but
Oh, come on.
Oh, that's crazy.
Well, I don't know what happened there, but that was crazy.
The one I left throwing and killed down me through the bottom of the fence somehow.
That was not a bot lobby.
Just to be clear.
I wasn't going to say it's a weird thing for someone to say.
I don't know if I believed it, but I'm happy we got to play an airing goal at least.
It's true.
How you guys feeling?
Therapy?
I'll tell you, I got some good stuff planned whenever I'm not playing PUBG.
After that PUBG game I played on the weekend.
I got a bunch of tier list going just ready to be unleashed.
You ready for this?
create a white people saying slash expressions tier list. This is like 400
expressions that white guys use. You only big time, well, would you look at that? I can't put my finger on it. You really screwed the pooch. That's the hill you want to die on. Are you picking up what I'm putting down?
etc etc. Shapes, Shapes, Shapes a little bit down grade, let's see. Gen Z slang, a lot
of which I don't know. I don't know what a VSCO girl is. I probably should have figured
it out before I set it out loud. I don't know what it is. Some of them I know. I know
know secure the bag.
That's four year old IG slang.
I thought you had to be 13 to be on it.
What is VSCO?
I don't know.
Create, how about this one?
Years from 2022, I'm pretty excited for that one.
Wonder which tool will be the worst.
I can think of a couple.
time to do the one of most excited for on our honorically is times of day I feel
like I got a lot of shit to say about times of day so this is it has I'd put
that it has every hour from from noon to noon
and then the midnight's only half the day so you know yeah
every letter of the alphabet
about every guy you'll ever meet
like a contrarian
apple hater
doesn't want to cause an issue
uh... apple hater they should change that to a person who put in the apple hater
thing because they like apple and the the concept of an apple hater isn't used
like an apple hater what about this guy
Who lives in the city?
Someone who likes Apple, and they were like, oh, they're Apple haters, they're real, right?
So I'm going to make this the board of category.
One of them, I got to be careful with this one, because one of them just says homeless.
I'm going to put that in.
Okay, that's going to go in the tier that says the homie.
Can't say that, but none of them, you tier.
Some of them, a lot of these tier lists have, I have some bear traps, or some count traps,
you could accidentally step on on stream but I'm relatively confident in my ability to
decide step those. I mean times of day bro can I just tell you that the three best times of
day are exactly three hours apart from each other. Okay it's 10 a.m. 1 p.m. 4 p.m. 3 best times of day full stop.
I'm one p.m. and four.
Yeah.
I don't know.
10 a.m. that close to rush hour is just silly.
What's good about four p.m.
I like the laid-up to noon.
Good tier list.
People are saying, not for nine to five years,
isn't for the best hour of work if you're a nine to five or?
Not really, because then some jackass is like,
hey, I need you to finish as before the day is done.
Someone books a meeting for four o'clock,
because this is the only time available.
No disrespect.
A lot of people that work nine to five,
I'm not going to sit here and let them act like they have real jobs.
If you're here and if you're welding steel to steel,
or like you're a fireman or something, God bless.
But if you're sitting in an office and you're like he's out of touch. He doesn't know how hard and just the work nine to five
I'm in notably nine to five work hours
That's what I mean. I'm saying if you wave you work a job where it's like a siren goes off and you've got to save someone's life
You can come into my chat and be like you're out of touch
But if you lie or we're wearing like a polo and khakis and answering emails and you're like you're looking for a clock
These guys and know before clocks like you can fuck off honestly
You are kind of big in a hole, but I don't think so these people are getting way too much credit
it for like sitting in the office.
You can say these people about people who are getting office.
They're getting way too much.
You don't work in an office and you have a good job that pays lots of money.
I literally want to come in and get my friends back.
Why are you guys supposed to be on my side?
No, I'm not free right here outside, man.
We can't respect you.
What the fuck?
You're about to end.
if someone's at the office right now watching this you don't
thank you yes if you're watching this and you watch every kill every shot
you don't have real job if you're watching my stream you have a real job no matter what you do
but literally uh and this is this is general this is general this is general this is
general for slang this is general for slang performative mouth
that's performing here's the thing if you're watching right now and you have a job
you have the system paid you're not you're going to pay to watch twitch TV
I mean they're getting better than that as someone who had a job where I could watch
twitch TV like nine of the ten hours every day um not wasn't still with bad still
sucked didn't like it could be what did you do what did you do demo the
surface work for a demo all that's right you worked in like a trailer
They're not, where they blew up stuff.
Yeah.
Okay, if your office has AC, it's not a real job.
It's that simple.
This has got to stop.
If you don't have AC, if you don't have AC, you're on the front lines.
If it has climate control, that, I don't think so.
I like Dan's line of reasoning though.
It's because you, by definition, you can't take issue, because then you're on.
Unless if you're an emergency room doctor perhaps with like a receding hairline that's appropriate for your age
And you're like I'm literally here. I'm on my four minute lunch break in between codes you asshole
You're not right. There's so much that Ryan's like maybe two steps away from being like we should bring about child labor
Like I think that was sick people always do that. They go hey that opinion that you have if you change it
It would be different in worse opinion.
Well, it's just though like this just made up.
People would just like, that sounds like, so it sounds like you're only 10 steps away from advocating for like living in a boat.
Well, okay, we're not going 10 extra steps, bro.
But you're literally coming to the defensive reel-thers just so you know, you're out here going, you're out here going.
You're out here going.
Somebody get somebody get your beautiful job where you sit in office all day and definitely don't go to houses or anything.
Well, the houses sell themselves.
they didn't build the house.
No, not as just pay if you're a realtor.
You have a job.
Your job is processing the for it.
Just let me talk.
Your job is processing the for it.
No, bro, it's failed three times trying to name an office job successfully.
Like and continue.
I'm an administrative assistant.
Okay.
It's actually insane that you.
Brother, give me a job.
Give me an entry level job.
See you.
Burger King.
That's an office job.
I'll do that shit any day the week.
That doesn't matter to me.
But the thing is, I think the white color workers
are they love to come in here and be like,
you don't know what is slink as you're a streamer
because they're probably at every family gathering,
every one of their family members is like,
well, you don't really know what it's like.
You work in an office.
Oh, you're complaining about the temperature.
Guy who works in a climate controlled office
is complaining about a temperature.
Okay, I'm literally out here at the mud factory.
like welding a pipe to another pipe. Okay, more power to your buddy. So I think they're just so happy.
They finally have someone to punch down to. Yeah. Oh my my dickhead plumber brother and
laws always insulting me. So oh, you break a nail at your administrative assistant job today.
And now finally a streamer is a streamer's like my tummy hurts. Oh my gosh.
The lady was the works from home. It's tummy hurts.
Wow, you wouldn't last the second on floor 41 of the tallest building in the city, bro.
Far and pink.
Fuck that. We're going on our own way. Dan, buckle up.
What color's your pink? Orange.
bridge. I might have been
creeping up to look for.
You can go on way.
That's too scary, can't be.
Oh, yeah.
You can get the boot.
Who can I am?
Check me out.
Off the ramp onto the bridge.
the bridges a lot further away than I thought I was.
Keep to say it, but rare NLL.
Rare, good there. Yeah, common and theme in my chat.
I just don't, my problem.
Yeah, I really don't like it because you're getting shot at.
We're getting shot at.
We rock.
No, no, we don't.
I just want to know what is actual rage bait for content sake and what
is real for like, you know, me like, like, disillusioned.
It's Mr. Jail of all, you never know, brother. It's all K-Fade.
All right, my bad.
Should do rage rate with a different crowd to be honest.
Yeah, we don't sit there and take it like you're trying to.
No problem is that you're, I get it, right?
They would, they would, you look, Dan, you know what, they won't, they won't improv.
if there's an opportunity to get a little like chat love instead.
They're all doing crazy chats and they grade mine, which is fine.
I understand.
They probably have a lot of time.
Office workers.
They're not going to have the baby in the bed.
That's what it's for.
Oh my god, you can't just say like pivot a bit to something funnier when you'd be mad at me if I did that
This is a brawl you were saying with the shit like Burger King is pretty good and I just let it slide
Say that man I just say that I said it was bad
See that's how you do it
I'm just trying to not die the blue man also I did not say fuck office workers
I said something that you guys probably all hold to be true, which is they complain too damn
I was in a mess!
Everybody worked in it office bro!
That's what people were there.
No, he's just where you're on.
I don't care when chat.
It complains about working in an office.
Okay, like, as annoying as people complain,
but I hate it when chat is complaining about,
like, you should really like use more salt
and you're going to put them, you're like that.
No, that is insanely annoying.
You watched what?
Oh my god, if you're not watching,
in Getky, you know, Junjutsu.
Also, what the fuck?
You're like, oh my god.
Like, that's annoying, man.
The truth is,
to wish you'd ever said recently,
I've been talking up chicken potato,
not a single person has said how was it?
Everybody the line up to say oh do you do this?
Have you done this technique? Is a 10,000 people long?
They don't care. They don't care.
They don't care about your happiness. It's just an opportunity to be like,
why saw something that you might find interesting?
Not a single person has been, how does it taste?
Everyone's just going, when are you going to put it in potatoes for thousands of years, brother?
They know. Why do you hate me?
He hates me for a duper talking about food which is what he does. I can't
I never said he can't I never say it now every time I bring it up
You are always talking about well, yes, so now I'm not
No, well, that's why when you say it every time it makes it sound like there's a problem with talking about food
You need to be back.
You need to be a mag.
Bro, I've been listening to the stream all day,
but I've been working in a restaurant all day.
That is correct.
We can get some life.
Yeah.
Restaurant real job.
For sure.
Yeah.
But I do feel like this is okay,
but I think I think I think I think I think a
Apollo and Medal for Farming Chat for Goodwill.
I will say that.
I love it.
I can't say that.
I appreciate you saying that.
Oh my god, I have
You are the only one here who did probably, there's a mouth maybe?
Now we're gonna watch it at 10 years
I worked in it all
He's brother
I'm looking at the
Yes, I am, I worked out for two years
Brother brother
You're talking about your garden
Two times a day
You don't talk to me about work
And you know, you don't see yourself on the ice
You don't go grocery
Chopping
What do you do, man?
But I did
For two years
I have been well over a decade working in offices for construction trailers for
getting little dinky huts used to build windmills man you're up there climbing like
the guy in Netflix well know that wasn't me I mean I've worked on projects where
they were being constructed but you do have to solve the driveway though not
invoking taxes. But there's ice on it, if you could. No one has a bunch of thought line around.
Really? Drive way, man. No, it's free. Look, I've had this to my chat. People that drive it.
Look, it gets to below freezing temperatures maybe like three times a year on average down here.
And it's usually at night and it's usually dry. It's not remotely common.
It's just table salt. You can but it takes a lot
Plus it just kind of feels bad to be out there like sprinkling your table salt on this other lock
Does it have the reason you salt it is for the ice the other half is to signal to your neighbors that you salted
So you like that blue salt. Let's them know like hey this guys a good neighbor the more I'm just thinking to get it done
Apologist rather than the dad driving door dash with his son around
The app was an updating fast enough and it's like we were in the middle of a game and I ran down there to stop the move already there
There should be a checkbox on door dash. That's like I
authorized you to drive
Crazy to get it here faster and if if something happens like all pay for it
Like you could hit like that
I'm like on a record.
A recordless button.
Seems like that might be right for a abuse.
I don't know.
I think it'll be chill.
Okay.
It did piss me off though.
I had like, I don't know, probably like a, you know,
those Tropicana like two liter or three liter jugs of orange juice.
I had one of those full of the blue salt and just salt in the sidewalk.
It took like probably two thirds of the whole thing.
So now it's the classic tortilla chip cheese situation where I'm like, well now I'm
I'm what am I gonna do with one third of a
Alaskan salt melt there now I got to go buy another one now I got four thirds like it's it's never gonna and
Is never gonna even out man
You're gonna know how little people salt their stuff down here. I don't know what the bug you're talking about blue salt. You never seen the blue salt? No, man
I guess it's I make sense
Snow or ice is like a once every three to four years event found here. It's crazy that it's happened two years in a row now like it's that's that's wild
I don't know about all that um
We know what I do know it's actually crazy
We're going to win this one you guys know that right are you that become a times with that one
I've literally gone along W, not even looking at the screen for the last 20 minutes.
Like that's what happens.
Anybody need a Forex?
I'm Barry in the hatchet.
Anybody need a Forex?
No, I'm good.
Appreciate it, though.
Any of our boys on the front lines of software engineering need an optic or a C-blue belt
to speak in.
I will, I will, you have where I need your point and that like, I work the job where I worked in the office and like two to three other people work in the office and then the rest of our workers were all and like the 100 degree heat with torches trying to like, you know, copper pipes and shit and those guys are probably taking magic reactor loaded with his best this, like, uh, it's crazy and, and I'm just saying my boss like the way he talked to me was real nice the way he talked to them, that's a much, that's a much, that's a much.
Can I say something that we all agree on?
Sure?
Yeah.
Fifty percent of the people you see do in road construction are just standing there.
I'm sorry.
I don't want it to be true.
Every time I drive through a construction site, like a couple of them are waving their hands
or going like, stop, stop, and I'm like, buddy, I got places to be, okay?
Why?
I kind of, like, I don't know about the standing there, but like, why does it take so long
for us to like widen on a road.
It is like, like, you think that's right.
You think that would take like a couple months
and that shit takes like 60 years.
Like it's kind of insane.
I think Malville probably have more insights.
Whenever I get mad at it and try to suath myself,
I just go, it's because when they did all the shit fast,
like 100 years ago, like one in eight guys
would die per project.
So they have, in order for everybody to not have a 12% chance
buying per project. It takes six months to put in a bike lane across two blocks.
I don't think that is what it is because I work in my job and we have like two teams of
two plenty and we had a guy to die on this really. Yeah it wasn't at my site but it was that
it was our other story. Oh we call. And it's just because like people don't kind of give a shit man.
Oh, those are real people.
Hey, green.
Yeah, I hit one.
But.
Got to secure your heart.
I've probably been at work construction.
You worked in an office building that worked that tired construction worker.
So don't you.
You wasn't on there.
You didn't have any credit for it.
It was all bad.
I get it.
You were in a construction worker.
This is like a construction worker.
So, Greg is this is my choice to pivot.
This is my chance to pivot and go like,
Dan, you can't say that.
And then, we're getting a stringing wheel out of it.
Just, if everyone's like, oh, yeah, I feel so bad.
He's, you know, used to work at Blue Carge.
I've no idea.
I've got to learn how hard to work on the job.
So, Boots, so maybe I did actually work
like a Blue Carge job.
I wasn't allowed on site without those two things.
You weren't allowed to use it.
Let's think of a place to like the older.
No, I felt like I was a part of the team, you know.
I was totally in the color.
Yeah.
We know guys in the mall, we're in army uniforms.
All right.
You know what sucked is?
We're working in an office.
And then all of a sudden, hey, we got a bunch of new desk deliveries.
We don't have any real mother fuckers who work here.
So all of a sudden, say, hey, let's get these, let's get these strapping young
the lads to offload the truck full of new desks, bro this ain't in the job description.
Get a dude with a belt to lift this stuff.
Now I'm just playing, I'll do it. Anything to get off a little bit of admin work, right?
Jump it up a little bit.
Look at green color job now.
Not that many green color jobs.
I think most of them are different than I thought I'm right on you guys right here on orange
Why else guys how come you're not here with us right here? I'm right behind you on orange on orange on orange
Orange rocks on another one down one yeah full one one all right right over here mouth on orange somewhere
I didn't see where exactly on orange right you get the rock that I'm right all right
Oh I got guy in yellow. Yeah, okay. Yeah, there was another one falling there all right
I'm getting danked from uphill, 105ish, I'm a lot's landing on that big rock too.
I knocked him, but I can't tear him on functionally.
Now, if they might be coming from north, looking, but I saw a vehicle way, north going west.
There's still like I could let it near orange. Oh damn don't follow me don't follow me. Okay, what am I going to orange when I served the dwelling doubt? Yeah
I'm gonna do the same
I'm gonna shot orange area
It's a little bit further up the hill. Come a fire guys. Oh the guy shot the height
I can't see oh see a man
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know if I'm right. I got to get healed, man. I'm like a lot
side of him, but he was he was around orange thing. He's not safe. You're just to come either towards us.
Yeah, he's coming towards us.
Do you think good in that red box or no? I took it. Sorry.
It's okay. There's not any scraps. There's not that much of a drop like the helmet vest, but it was
you to you.
Okay, so we got two guys coming up, Blue King.
Three guys are son of guys, so many dudes.
There's so many dudes.
They got good player.
They're looking team, different team right now.
Blue King's a little bit, I mean, a little more south is a second team.
Ooh, nice shooting, nice shooting.
I'm keeping an eye on our on our back here.
I'm not even messing with who he's wearing Brandon's coat.
I took out one of their backpires.
Is it car on green?
Yeah, that car, that's the white car that's where Brandon was.
Yeah.
To a right to a left out left left left left left left.
Somewhere in the green.
Oh, I see another guy shooting at them.
I hit him.
He was around yellow tree, but I don't think he's behind it.
Oh, shit up, Bill.
Uh, well, he was smoking, he was smoking in.
I do.
Oh, I'm on.
Where do you want some smoke?
Not not where good work is.
See you later.
I need it to maybe heal, but still think towards the yellow, I saw, I think, movement for a second.
Yeah, wouldn't surprise me.
I think I saw them right here in orange, maybe.
We got the circle.
They have to come, the ones in the hill have to come down.
The hell? It sounded like the blue.
Oh, close, close, close, on mark on mark. Orange. Blue, blue, blue area. Close, we gotta fight.
This guy I'm green for pushing us. Orange, green. He's so good at it.
Oh, fuck behind, behind, behind.
What in the blue, in the blue on me?
Careful, damn.
What's up? How are we supposed to say?
On the blue.
We gotta be careful.
Get out of here, careful. I'm gonna raise.
Yeah, yeah smoking eggs smoking eggs smoking eggs. I don't have any
Got one I got one I got one got one got one
Imagine that was a molly
Be the first time brother
We got a turmit a little bit towards that other team
They're fighting to get time to do it huge play time to do it huge play there were dudes over by where we're going. I don't know where exactly
They're fighting and they're like old-down and stuff. We could take advantage super hard of this
Go right towards the correct part. I don't want to go. Oh, there's two guys to this out as well. Yeah
So this is our fight. This is our fight. No go go go go don't stop there like old-down and shit
There's needed some pouring
I see a smoke over there
I got a white one white one in the smoke white one. You're being innate in your needs. Yep
I'll summon this mode.
Another one blueish area.
Oh, one up the hill.
There's a guy laying pro now and green.
Yeah, wait.
Close to the mouth.
There's one.
There's two guys prone by green.
There's three more.
There's one up here somewhere nearby you, I don't know I can't
That two guys prone on green though. You you there's like shaming on the ground
Jimmy this
You need a burn
They knocked the phone. Don't rest on this
This guy in red on 170, or he's like red color, Jackson.
Now from the on the tree, he may be visible to you.
Sorry about tree.
The one the red jacket, red jacket, red jacket. I mean, clear. Very close to me. Other tree on me.
Coming. Coming.
It should be a little soon.
Okay, no, the red guys the worst find you in the smoke
Good show that different like I wish you also at a red shirt so I thought it was the same
Yeah, good games. Thanks for staying there
I got one more. I'll see you guys soon. See you. Good luck.
I'll get way in.
Right in.
Do one more. Which one of these?
Who is he?
That's you.
I kicked him from the team. I'm going to go pee though.
I'm in like an infinite loading screen so I might restart unfortunately.
Hello.
Is there ever down?
What, what happened?
The Minecraft room?
Yeah, I don't.
I can't access it.
The whole thing is down.
Weird.
which is annoying because it's a bad time for that.
Yeah, they're hopefully going to website this like down.
Yeah, it's got a big data mile.
Oh, oh, where's Nai Mar, real Nai Mar if I had one?
Um, leaving my microphone on mute of what I went pee and you guys hearing my craze
and you stream.
Hmm, that's, that's how I found the stream was before.
And then people would be like, whoa, this guy, this guy's pissing in the toilet.
We're going to pee and leave in my notes app open.
Who's our random teammate?
Oh, dude, why would I be our hazelnut?
That's the Vancouver Airport, bro.
It's probably local.
and
that's much backers got me with his group
discount
all of you guys know how it goes
yeah
sure it'll go pretty pretty well
I'm the first thing to do it that
dude was crazy
I mean they got shooting lasers in the
the people's eyes so the backing no thing yeah my back goes blind I'm not even
sweating it well what if they hit your spine though you're gonna turn into
Doc Ock you know they're gonna they're gonna fuse your hairs with your
your your neural yeah neural path thingy and that's no good back hair is
gonna take over you
Oh, don't shun.
Don't shun.
They need to figure out body here though, man.
Laser might be right there in general, or teammate left behind us.
Well, you know why they are a tag.
I thought they figured out here.
I thought it was like the drugs work if you catch it fast enough, but like there's downsides,
but otherwise it keeps your hair going pretty good.
But like, but like, why can't we regrow the hair?
Hmm, this is a good point. Never really thought about it.
Like your body can't get enough of it, man. Like when you have hair, it's like,
I gotta make more of this. And then eventually it's just like,
You can't just like give it like a hormone that is like the signals of say,
hey, make more of this.
I mean, it's a scientist, they're stupid.
Not, no market.
No market for it.
Too busy making stuff that, you know, makes a lot of money.
During cancer and all that.
No time left for their lost and boner pills.
I mean at least I'm not trying to say like I got a worse than anybody but it is funny to be
bald and like it's the one part of your body you want to have lots of hair and then they
just grow lots of hair everywhere on your body that you don't want. They flip the script
thought you're pretty good. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Why does it struggle so hard
with the most important section of the hair and yet everywhere else it's like, and
hi, got this man as easy. Like a big thing. If future, if 16 year old me, well, at that
point, I was already getting pretty hairy. If someone had told like 12 year old me, hey,
guess what, when you're 19, you're going to be bald, like full ass bald, but also you're
going to have shoulder back chest stomach ear and nose hair. There's a chance you might
not see this fellow right here before you to this day. There's a there's a genuine
chance. Like you might have been like what? I'm in this sixth grade bro. Why are you
saying this shit to me? I'm dealing with the hair loss to the point where like I
I could probably still fuck, like I could still hide it,
but it's getting close, man, eventually.
I think gonna be, it's just gonna have to go.
It's just a matter of time until you agree
with me about this Ted dance and shit.
There's no shot, the man is 80 years old.
That's not his hair.
Well, that's what I mean, like,
because people would like to talk about the turkey stuff,
like you go to turkey, they give you hair,
like why do you like a little turkey?
Why can't they do that here?
It's America, like, I think if you're rich,
you just get it done in America.
They probably have the best Turkish doctors over there in America. Is it like what's the secret?
I'm being called Oberabek
Just it's a it's like a we're like tourism thing. It's like they've built it up enough people like I need hair better go to Turkey
But what do they do to bring the hair back?
That's so expensive
They're not bringing it back. They're giving you new hair or they're moving hair from elsewhere
Look like I'm like a million fucking like hair. How many hair fall goes he does take that? It takes so long like how they do that?
Like probably like needles and stuff I guess
Like
Maybe like I guess I'll take that for now
And it's on say we may never know it's pissing me off as feel like you can just go to the
you know profit I guess but at the same time like I don't mind being bald as long as the
fucking like weird thing that happened to me last time I went bald like it doesn't happen
again I like where like my head didn't know how to maintain its body temperature properly
I don't have to say it is just say it would do the most like annoying thing ever because it was
was like two cold and then I was like,
okay, I'm gonna put a like a beany on or a hat.
And I was like, no, this is too hot.
And make up your mind.
Like, you, it's not cold.
What do you want?
Well, you know, it's like, it almost makes you think
that maybe like, thermal regulation is like,
the whole reason that their bodies have here
to begin with or whatever.
Sure.
you know what I mean
you support science
oh yeah it's right yeah they just do they put a bunch of chia seeds on your head spread
them with the fire
P.M.
Hey y'all
You broke my butt off into a baby
I was dying watching Luke stream though. I sang you the screenshot he did
That was I was like just in this I'm freaking out is this Luke's real hair
So dark and so thick, but I think he might have sprayed it on, but he sprayed it on with
the corrum, with restraint.
It wasn't a full Carlos Bouser straight line hairline.
I was going back and forth.
I was like, is this real hairlines?
Is this not a man?
I don't know.
I thought they didn't have this even cigar look.
I mean, I don't think it was real.
And I'm hedging my bets just because if that is real hair,
it's a crazy insult.
Just that must be like my spank hair.
I was like, man, this is crazy.
If he sees this clip, if he was going for, like,
it might be ambiguous to a sometimes viewer mission accomplished. I couldn't figure it out.
And that's the other part. I was like, it does look pretty good. I thought it looked pretty good.
I'll get in the car. I just need this first thing.
What the hell was sick?
Pocky stop!
You look the crossover in front of the vehicle no matter what.
Whatever, he's right in front of the two-seater?
No, I gotta be a corner here.
I'm okay, sir.
I'm sure they see where the circle's going to go first.
I'm just gonna kind of vibe around a bit.
oh hang on read the sign but you don't want to go to go dock
go dock go dock go dock the type of shit I'd be saying when I watch the
pit go dock yeah it's after the bad doctor I'm like boo you're bad there's a bad
doctor who's the evil one yeah what is the evil one you should know oh you
I mean the administrator? No. No, the evil doctor.
Dr. Evil is his name. No, okay, no, but
better car. It's all.
And another one. Where we going, bro?
I'm waiting for the circle to close. I don't know what side of the river it's going to circle on.
calling a drug addict evil
excuse me I was literally dating to see who you thought the evil doctor was
seems pretty telling that you went to the drug addicts
okay so I was like who are you talking about and you know okay
I have no idea what I'm doing
to guess no
are you an IBSC or an IBSD type you're an IBSC guy right
what's the worst one
one. She's the one where you can't poop these the one that they you poop all the time.
What about well, can I have a boy? What if we're with it's both?
Then you got IBM CDs.
Thank you.
IBM is fake. It's not a real, it's not real. Like it's not a real with a little bit of a call.
Diagnosis. It's just, it's just, they ran out of things and they're like, you have to be wrong
and we didn't pay us enough to figure out what it is. So go fuck yourself.
They're like, you're obviously you have like all the symptoms of an inflammatory bowel disorder,
but you don't have Crohn's or ulcerative colitis, so it must be, I have to make it up.
Yeah.
I'm just feeling like I'm really glad I got the anesthetic C. That seems like the worst, man.
I just hate that it's uh, yeah, it can't, it can't seem to make up with my number,
what problem it wants to choose each day.
You know, it's like, oh, today, you're gonna go to poop six times,
but you're only gonna poop like a little bit each time.
And then the fourth time is gonna take like 30 minutes
instead of like five and then...
Hmm.
I'm feeling like tomorrow, we're gonna do like burning diarrhea.
I have a fat.
That's what I'm feeling for, and then...
And then like maybe three days from now,
you're gonna have so much gas inside you
that you're like a balloon and you're not the big part.
For like three days, like it's gonna suck.
You're gonna push in your stomach and it's gonna go
And it's just gonna be the worst thing
And the next week
Who knows, you know we'll figure out when we get there
Ever done like a food fireman?
Um, nah, because like I changed my dog
Just go into your door to Ash Order History bro
Exactly, no genuine
I guess, I'm just gonna say it might be some kind of food
Because I tried, I'm not saying it's gonna be like that
It's in the food and like fried stuff
So I cut out the fried stuff for like a couple of weeks
a couple of weeks it got worse and I was like well that's you need a certain amount of grease to keep the pipes running I guess and then I
I did the classic thing or I threw my hands up in the air and I'm like well this I'm just gonna go back to eating what I normally
And then it got better and I'm like well
It's many sense. I don't think it's related to that. I think it's just kind of on a clock. You know
It's just clock
Because right now, it's kind of chill right now. It's been a little chill last couple of weeks
And I'll buy the on-biden but I've been a week from now who never know yeah
I'm gonna try to flare
That's really rude of them
Doctors do be pissing me off though dude
Now all you're starting to understand is I'm talking about
Pretty soon they're gonna be doctors with their border colleagues
Oh, hey
Okay, well, that's okay. Don't worry about me. I got my car stuck and people just happen to be there
Bro, we got a try to get his chip. We got a try. I'd rather just watch
I'm gonna try
No, just just just get it out
There's no there's no respawn here so that'd be other and
It's a tough it's a tough ask, but if you want to go for it, go for it. I'm not asking.
All right, I'm just gonna park myself in the corner and all and all the yeah
It's just crazy though that you go to the doctor you paid them a bunch of money and then they show up for maybe 30 seconds
And they're like, well, yeah, how do you feel then honest skill from one to five?
Oh, I got a lot of patience. Okay, who's fault is that bro?
I just have to make it the funniest thing I've said in a while.
Is that a little bit there with all the fire and smoke around you?
Yeah, I'll be on your trip.
I think you were right to tell me not to come this way.
Yeah, no.
I'm going to pay a blue axe.
Mike the cars stuck on the wall.
was simultaneously smoking and on fire and then I got shot 20 times right in the
kitchen. Alright fair enough.
Anyway.
Oh no!
J8 killed trash overwatch.
How does something like you're doing this sports center?
Sting there.
J08.
Got manpelt here.
J on right here.
Am I right, Canadians?
Oh, that's not here.
Someone that is not me is running here.
it's not me. I got a subpoet subpoet subpoet.
I thought like a nifty little spot that no one will see, I'm gonna stay like walk all the way around here.
It's not cool.
But then they hit with a bull's own grenade.
Yeah, they're giving big, I know.
I got a bull's own backpack.
Hmm, countered.
They're really close, man.
man. I ain't bothered. I come like stand on your head or something. That'd be bothered.
You should be able to put yourself in the trunk of the car and then pop out.
That would be good. See that's more like it. That's the yes end I'm often for.
There's some stupid shit. You just go sure whatever.
He's got something like a clue.
He's got something that wouldn't, and so like 95% of my audience, so...
Honestly, they need to be a little insulted from time to time.
Yeah, no, but for like other reasons though, you don't want to hit him with the stuff that's real.
You got to hit him with stuff that won't hurt their feelings too bad.
Oh, I know it's bad enough when I come into your chat and get ignored.
Now I come into your chat, everyone's like, you should play the bizarre.
It's like a hundred times worse.
Well, that may be a main thing.
And then I'm like, I don't want to play the bizarre.
And like when you want to play the you don't you play games. We don't play the bizarre
You playing other games. We don't want to play the bizarre hypocritical, right? Like damn kids
You just go back to being like guys my day sucks like that was the chat that I was viable with
This is just a little fucked up the way you treated the whole bizarre situation like you know
The way they treated me bro. They did maintenance every like Tuesday exactly a
a nine to two and it's like a weird grudge that I feel like you have got you in the
store of play. No, I see I think it's deeper than that. I think I think that you kind
of want to play it, but you said that you don't want to play it. I have no about defending
your own position. You could hook me up like I've done that before. Like like Mega
Bonka probably should have just played with a bizarre. I had my feel and I was like I'm
done with this man. There's no like you could hook me up to a polygraph. I have no desire
to play the bizarre, which is I'm sure you can appreciate why it's annoying when everyone
goes, why is he pretending to not want to play the bizarre? Great trigger discipline there,
by the way. Well, we gotta get out of here unfortunately. It took your car man this.
Oh, I'm not going to go on the hill.
No, there's a whole last team on the hill.
I'm not going.
That's what you did.
Tiram, param, right.
Tiram.
They'll give a fuck about their boy.
Ah, jumbo gyms, you're out of here.
Now they're going to be mad.
I only have 10 bullets.
I don't know how that happened.
You need 762?
Yeah, I think it'll be good here.
I'm going to do soon about, brother.
I just need like 20 maybe.
It's not much.
I want a little.
Oh, that's nice of you.
Poor stuck.
It's also, so it's funny because the initial response to this is going to be, but that's
all you do, which is in and of itself indicative of what I'm trying to avoid.
But I realize it's not too late.
I'm January 26th, the Pennsylvania, like a new New Year's resolution.
The New Year's resolutions are going pretty well so far.
The one I would like to append is I think I'm going to, especially in a situation like this,
friends in the call. I'm going to stop arguing for the sake of arguing. I'm going to resign
every meaningless arguments. As soon as I realize that I'm having a meaningless argument,
because it's just gotten to the point where you can't talk to, uh, well, you can talk to people,
you know, but you can't, I just say talk to you know what, I'm going to let you have that one,
I gave up.
You can't say anything as a streamer, not because of the woke police.
That's we've already navigated and evaded them successfully.
But because the number one comment is always like a bad faith gotcha from somebody that's
like they would just don't want to have a conversation.
They just want to kill the conversation one hundred percent immediately with like an
Oh, HKO.
Yes.
Yeah, anytime I'm speaking with people in chat,
there's a tone and like a target is not discussion.
It's winning.
They have no interest in other human beings, essentially.
And it would be a victory state for them.
By the way, I was talking and you interrupted me.
But that's fine.
I bet.
Sorry, that's great.
You're not apologize.
And I think it's just, you know,
I've been guilty of engaging with it
and farming it. But like the thing that's got me taking a second guess is I like I don't
think my body knows that this is in real. I think my body thinks that every time I have
an argument with someone, it's like the tochala versus killmonger and like if you win, you
become like the leader of the tribe. If you lose, you get ostracized from the tribe or something
Like that's what's like spiking your stress levels arguing over like game choices
Like are you going to play mega-banc?
Why did you do your playing?
Lord, why did you play the mega-banc?
You know?
I'm paying note.
And I just, I just, the body is the homey.
I can't be putting them through that over on serious stuff.
I don't really know where to go from here. So it's just chillin' going with the blue I guess?
Alright, alright.
Because this guy in the house is gonna piss me off, man.
He didn't have a helmet on though, so maybe he's actually like not scary.
Ow, he's scary, he's scary.
We could take him shot you in the bum.
They should be bombay.
You bombay.
Dude, I'm so pumped for Tuesday.
Elliot, bruh!
Are you gonna watch all one? Wonder man?
Oh, he's in there. He's out outside of the house.
Come down.
You know him?
Drawing fire?
He's like in the bush, she actually came out.
I'm proud of them.
He did rivalry, hoping in a lot of doors.
They were native and maybe it'll kill him.
Pills here.
So fucked up this first time I talked about that, it's the only time in history no one
is wanted to argue with me, I'm fucking freaking out.
Chats all like that's a good idea.
This is me all from him.
You're just freesty.
Well, I just got a wait for that moment maybe like, you know,
whatever you're reading.
You do a doles and you're like, what are we going to play today?
Let me check the steam.
And you see like five animated games and you're like, oh, my God.
Could happen. You know, I could happen.
Okay, okay.
Okay, oh, that's all. Where's the fucking launcher, you know, I don't even know how to use it.
Yeah, he's making a move. He's at the tree, I'm pink.
Got him with a kidney shot.
There's a damn card behind it around the...
It drove into the damn blue. I think they got it early.
Well I think it went into the blue. No, yeah, they're no, he's broke. He's prone. I gotta reload.
I can't believe my lord. Well, it's the darkest item. Not a bad idea, sure.
He's stealing, he's stealing. Grenade out. How's he alive? Oh, he died. There's someone else
No, he's alive. He just moved.
What the, the Clara exploded.
I didn't get him. I literally sung, get up after the car.
What?
We said everybody rocked him.
He pushed to the right a bit. Yeah.
Always on the trees just out of us, too.
He got me really bad.
Like that's pretty embarrassing to be honest.
He's in the flames like if you could shoot through the windows maybe he's in the middle of the flames
Imagine though
it's
for me to get so desperate to have to play the bizarre though.
There's no way, like he's going to die.
Yeah.
I could easily spend a whole stream doing the time of day tier list.
I think it's so crazy you guys aren't given 4p.
I'm never expected deserves.
It's just, I don't get it.
It's like, that's when I'm really hungry and grumpy.
be you're grumpy and forpying up
Well, then he's something right now
He's something then
Could it this fucking game man?
Nobody nobody took issue with one PM. It seems like we all agree one PM's pretty go to it. It's run around lunchtime. I'm gonna
Feel like the eat I do and 10 I like 10
I feel like I tend to want to for, especially on a Saturday, that's a great time of day, man.
10 p.m.
Oh, shot, bro.
A lot of people take an issue with nobody offering their own suggestion.
What's the best time of day?
Well, you start with your work backwards.
First time of day, three and four A.M.
Five is the threshold of when you could be waking up on purpose.
And like two is the threshold of when you would be going to bed on purpose.
APM.
So my game is crashing every time I exit the game for some reason.
Are we doing another one for a second?
No, no, no.
I don't know.
You can't see it yet.
No, no, no, no, no.
that hours of PUBG play.
It's freaky me out of the people who are saying 4pm is worse than 4am.
And then they're trying to run.
It's not a cycle.
It's a way of losing.
You know what?
They're right.
And I'm wrong.
Okay.
4am is a great time of day.
Actually, you know what?
I've never saw things their way.
It's like the last full hour of my sleep, which is probably the hour I appreciate
the most.
Because it will soon be gone.
It's fleeting.
Every year's sleep though.
I'm appreciating it in reverse, like in hindsight, I do feel like, sorry to keep you here
for something you do not give a fuck about, right. One of them is like, when I was in my
stay in update days, one AM is really good. Two AM the vibes can start to tilt, but one
AM the vibes are still really nice. One AM, you're like, it's not even that late yet. Two AM.
Yeah, two hands the first the first big domino. You're like, okay, let me get this this bad and then when you see three three
I'm you're like
Should I even go to Danny? Yeah, yeah, and then four a.m. You're you're kind of cooked at that point one way or the other
Five a.m. It's morning. It's morning, man
It's fucking morning. If you're looking up. Yeah, we're I'm seeing you on the on the I'm going up. You're going down
Ships in the night
You should have been at 8 a.m.
Don't recommend it.
That's crazy.
I was like 19.
It's funny, though, because that is going to bed after I wake up.
Which doesn't seem like your day is like 30 hours long or something like that.
Like that is seem like that should be possible.
Like what do you mean you go to bed three hours after I wake up from 5 a.m.
I'm sure it happens though.
it's it's not like a good like waking up to the sun amazing going to bed with
the sun coming up miserable the word yeah I can't even it's been a while you're
your body just like it just shuts down you're like no no this can't be
happening
oh thank you man
always think you ever go to like a restaurant and you eat there like dinner
time and then you see that they're open to like 2 a.m. and you're like the
I wonder what goes on here at 2 a.m.
The hell's going on in the fucking Heidi Lau.
At 2 a.m. in Richmond.
I had the hot pot of 545.
Hot pot.
You gotta get out of here, man.
I gotta eat chicken potato.
Hell yeah.
Chicken jockey.
Lips chicken jockey.
Bye.
Later.
I'll be back tomorrow, y'all, for now I'm going to send you over to my wife's stream.
I will see you tomorrow.
I think tomorrow it depends on whether we got some multiplayer stuff, but if we don't have
multiplayer stuff, I'm going to do that tier list, man.
But you don't even need to see the tier list because it's going to be, I'll tell you, is
one, 1 PM, 10 AM, 4 PM, to me, those are the S tier times.
trying to think of like, I don't think there's anything
later than four.
A seven is pretty close.
Seven PM is pretty close to me,
because it's like after dinner and maybe after the tidy up.
Two PM is pretty good too.
I can't deny, I mean, like,
everything's like 11 AM, two PM,
three PM, six PM, eight PM, like those are,
those are big on like the A tier, if not the S tier. Yeti, I'm on my agreed to
disagree, but there's no half intervals in the tier list. They're all full
hour intervals. So I can't be hidden you with an hour, a half eleven or something
like that. That one, you're gonna have to make your own tier list for that,
which could be superior, because then I would get lost in the weeds of, but it's
It's crazy, it is crazy, because 230 feels awesome, but 330, nah, I'd rather have three to
be honest with you.
Anyway, later.