espresso machine, arc has hit its conclusion, and the conclusion is, I will be continuing
to drink cold brew out of my fridge and buying the occasional coffee slash milk-based
beverage from a cafe, because every single page that I looked at when I was researching
what to buy, made me more and more upset, it made me realize how annoying the espresso
the subculture is, especially online, and I said, I want no part of this.
I want absolutely no part of this.
Oh, okay, so it's very simple, just by the brevaldam B no plus.
Okay, but the, the, the, the, the espresso machine doesn't even really matter.
The only thing that matters is the grinder, but don't get the brevald grinder.
The brevald grinder has a hopper.
If you put your stuff in the hopper, then the beans dry out by the time you get to it.
got to get a DF 54 single dose espresso grinder. That'll serve you well. But then on top of
it, when I was looking at the, I was like, what's the workflow for this setup right here? And it was
like, first I preheat the machine. I do an empty pole with just hot water in order to make
sure it's at the right temperature. Then I grind 18 grams of espresso with my grinder. And I
pack the port of filter. I put it in. I hold the button down until it beeps. Then I
like go with the button letting it drip in and I was like, we're not doing that. Obviously.
So I said, you know what, maybe I will just buy one of those super automatics where you press
a button and it just makes you a flat white. And then I saw they were $5,000. So I said, I think I'm
just going to maybe make my own cold brew at home. If I want to get a little bit more,
You know, if I want to get my fingers in the dough a little bit, and then just occasionally
by maybe a flat white at the local cafe to be honest with you, it just seems like a
ton of, of, and just interacting with the most annoying people on the planet, just constant.
I feel like so many other hobbies the people who are really into it go. Yeah, your solution is not perfect
But that's good enough and espresso is like your solution isn't perfect and you should fucking die
You are a fucking moron. Oh, you're like a nice little
caffeinated treat before work. You are a fucking fool. It's so insane man
I haven't seen the John Cena video where he's being a coffee snob and to be honest, I
think that he told no lies in the video and I still hated him. I still wanted him to
shut up. That was like, bro, just drink the coffee. Bro is wax and poetic and philosophical
about how much a flat white teaches you about the culture of the city you live in.
You're probably telling no lies, but could you just like put on the hustle loyalty
respect t-shirt and do the thing in front of your face?
You know what I'm doing right now, where he washes his face?
It also to be honest, it made me realize, and I'm starting to get radicalized and believe
that literally everybody who works in the restaurant industry actually is the closest thing
we have the heroes outside of firefighters and like paramedics. But the narrative is like,
don't buy your coffee at the coffee shop. It's so expensive. You know what seems expensive as
fuck? Make your coffee at home, bro. Good beans are expensive. The machines are expensive.
Glassware is expensive. It's crazy. I'll just keep maybe they're making a buck 50 off every
quartato I order. I think that's a pretty good deal. Considering that I can look at my phone
well they make the drink and I don't have to worry oh the temperature it's
supposed to come out at 120 but it came out at 1-11 my espresso pull is ruined
like I don't even I don't even know all that to be honest with you I don't
even know all that at all I can just go one quartado and a croissant please and I
can just go I can send a message on what's app in the time it takes for me to
to get the drink out.
Seems better, man.
Put the coffee in the cup, put the coffee in the cup, mate.
Now, I think I'm going to make my own cold brew,
possibly, but not till this weekend.
Because what I'm really looking for to be honest with you,
I think the squeeze for me, not the start talking like Tom size, more in heat.
The squeeze for me is involving myself a little bit more in the craft, so that it enhances
the ritual of consuming the beverage.
So when you just have the stoke, you're just like that's coffee.
But if you go through the process of like, I'm going to pick out some beans that look
nice for this, these tasting notes sound good.
Last time I had these beans, these ones kind of sucked, let's mix it up and go with some.
Oh, there's a new roaster, let's experiment a little.
That's cool, man.
I think that's cool.
And that's about as far as I'm willing to go.
Everything else is too much.
You'll meet them halfway.
Yeah, you're right.
That's on the word, Smorgus Board.
I love it.
You guys never have a Swedish breakfast.
I know everyone's going crazy for Japanese breakfast.
Social media mentions are flying up and to the right for Japanese breakfast.
You ever have a Swedish breakfast?
kind of goes crazy when you don't have like a GI doctor in your ear telling you that
cold cuts are full of nitrates and you shouldn't be eating so much.
So much full cream, butter at like 6.41 in the morning.
Kind of sick though.
By the way, if you guys have a theragon, do not give yourself a neck and trap massage,
even if the app recommends that you do it.
I believe I don't think I've damaged my spine
to a great degree, but I do think I gave myself
the sort of whiplash that you get with,
like maybe like a fender bender.
Like I, my neck is very stiff.
It's stiff enough that I Googled symptoms of meningitis
And I do not have other symptoms of meningitis.
So I'm pretty sure that my meninges are okay.
But my neck is definitely stiff.
No doubt about that.
Was it like a youture and all WTF?
It's an all WTF.
I woke up at like three in the morning.
I was like, why does my damn neck hurt so much?
I'm maybe I was just sleeping funny.
But then, I, I mean, I said a new PB on the sleep score last night.
So I think that I'm, I mean, the watch tells no lies.
Eat a banana, brother. You're right.
In fact, I had, in the last 24 hours, I've had three bananas.
In the last 25 hours, I've had four bananas though, because that would encapsulate
two breakfast, which each have one banana.
And then I had one after lunch yesterday and one before bed.
That's too many, you're probably right.
You're probably right.
What's the banana for?
I wouldn't say hunger necessarily, but you know, there's gradations of hunger.
There's like starving to death, ravenous, famished, hungry, peckish, I was probably, I was
a package if I had to say. I do, I get hungry once a day around 1245 p.m. I have my
80 hungry. Otherwise, I'm pretty much just packaged at at worst. Well, when I, before breakfast
and pretty hungry, too, to be honest. By the way, we're going to do the dolls that we're
going to do some tier list. But we are going to end an hour early today because I have
to shave my back, man. And I don't think it's going to take an hour, but I want to give
myself enough time just in case because I really don't want to show up with this laser
appointment with a half-shaven back to be honest with you.
to comment on my cousin for back here and now I got back here.
Frames of Nick, don't be mad at me.
I haven't long did yet.
I watched late night with the devil.
I didn't know all this stuff about late night with the devil is 90 minutes long.
I watched it on the bike this morning.
On its own merits, I give it a three or a three and a half.
Which is to say, I think that it's carried almost exclusively by its gimmick but the gimmick
kind of works.
But at the same time, it's crazy that a 90 minute movie can feel overlong.
Like by the end of the movie, I was kind of like how could this only be 90 minutes?
It feels like I've been watching this for like 2 hours and 10 minutes at least.
But I thought it was good, decent, decent to good, how about that?
don't be man yeah I think I should watch sentimental value tomorrow I think it's
on sale for $2.99 right now but I do sort of feel like I'm going to I'm gonna
I have to log late night with the devil, but after seeing people get on Mike Flanagan's
case for it.
For saying, I enjoyed the movie, I think I might not put a review because I don't have
the cultural cachet that Mike Flanagan has and it didn't give him a bubble shield.
I'll make midnight mass.
It's one of my favorite horror properties of all time.
I'm just a fella.
PUBG is full of real people.
Thanks to your raid.
That's huge.
Thanks to you.
PUBG, you're raiding me because you are a PUBG streamer who is now stoked that there's
new blood in the game.
Thanks to me.
Well, thank you so much for that.
That is very nice to say.
But also, they sponsored me.
So it's thanks to them.
It's they're calling it the first time in which sponsorship history that a company has gotten
this money's worth.
It's the first time in the history of this website that the sponsor has ever gotten any sort
of movement or traction as a result of their marketing strategy.
That's a dump for craft and for sure.
Alright, let's get this, let's get this show on the road, man.
What is this, that'll feel it's six.
I kind of like the Mordy 13S battlefield six icon here, because it also looks like a
a boyfriend badge.
7.
Gogi.
Greatest joke you've ever told.
6.
7.
What's that?
What just is a red square that says BF?
Low bar, leave my goat alone, man.
We're on six steps now.
This is not fair, but I was watching Chibli stream yesterday, and he was doing the pronunciation
guide videos, so there's the guide that's like, well, good back.
Today, we are going to learn how to pronounce the word, and then I was like, I don't
like this guy.
First off, don't think this is the wrong way.
Here's a heavy French accent, which to me seems like not the guy that should be doing
English pronunciation videos.
You need to have a CNN anchor who has obliterated all regional accents, so they can appeal
to as wide a demographic as possible doing pronunciation guides.
You need somebody who is from nowhere to do that.
But I really did not like when he went today, we are going to be talking about three words
and they're very similar but how they're pronounced is slightly different and you don't
want to make a mistake.
The first one is a brass instrument from an orchestra, sax.
The second one is the number that comes after five, sax.
The third one is better than a number and an instrument.
It is intercourse between two people.
It is sax.
sex, sex, sex.
I was like, you said sex, like five times in six possibilities.
Also, just do the pronunciation guide.
I don't need the editor's notes, man.
I don't need your commentary on every single word
in the English language.
I just need you to, like, go, this is how the word is pronounced.
But also, you're not that guy,
because no disrespect, you are not saying six.
You're not saying six right.
You were going, you've got under control.
Six, you said sex.
Sex, you said sex, with like four syllables.
Say, yes, maybe the hardest reaction, but maybe you're right.
Either way, we don't need the meta commentary, bro.
Like just stick to the, the same workflow as the guy who does all the poop songs.
He doesn't intro everyone like I had a friend named Dave and that's why I made this song,
David Poop, David David Poop, David Poop, you know, just put the slop in the bag and
publish 400 videos tomorrow and move on with your life, bro.
Back with the dolls, y'all.
Um, this looks like Key No, man.
I'm going to call it.
This looks like Key No.
This is Run, Lola, Run.
You probably Krewella, Bro, you look like Krewella.
Bro, you look like, um,
And the hard part for me is telling if this is a period piece, yeah, it's a period
piece, bro.
She's wearing some clothes from like the 1960s, be realistic here.
Yee, not a period piece.
Limitless though, kind of a period piece.
Are you in the mood for motherfucking love, bro?
Are you...
I'm just going down the classic letter box top fours that could be here.
Are you?
Oh!
How'd you get that?
Sometimes when I see letter box comments that make me mad, I go look at their top four and this
is often in there a long with Spider-Man too.
is good though. Should eventually get into my one car y arc. All I really know is that of
Montreal song. You hit me so hard, let go one car y beginning. I guess this is beginning's
hit hard from from what I can tell from the subtext.
That's just text, not when you're a sub, if you think about it that way.
Prior to the chiefs this year, who is the most recent AFC team to miss the playoffs the year
after making this super bowl?
I'm going to say it was the most recent AFC team.
This is going way back.
What if it's the Raiders from like O2 not fair enough?
Oh, Benjels, of course.
Elton Brand has been the general manager of this Eastern Conference team since 2018.
I thought Elton Brand was still playing, man.
He used to play for these Eastern Conference team,
the Hornets, not the Hornets, sorry, y'all.
This American golfer and five X major winner is returning
to the PGA after spending a few years with a live.
Brooks kept up, personally, I prefer A6 Sephiroth.
And he, any runners and or final fantasy fans out there, Brooks is a running shoe brand, right?
Plus one, I'll take that.
A live 1638 to 1715, this French monarch ruled for over 70 years.
And was known as the Sun King, this French Monratch alive 1638 to 1715.
Is that a death punk album, bro?
You're I'm assuming you're Louis something.
Louis, if I had the guess, you're probably Louis the 14th. Oh, shit. Oh, I, I feel like you
only hear about the Louise with X's in their name. That did hurt my neck a little
bit. So Louis X was easy enough, and then it was a 50, 50. I also feel like he was
Isn't this the guy that like the cognac is named for?
14 and 16 are the big ones. We've had this before, man.
I feel like it's Carson daily.
It's definitely Carson daily.
And then who's wearing the clam dress?
Carson daily.
Are you Carson daily or are you Queen Hughes, man?
man, I feel like you've got a little like Lana Del Rey going on, but they usually don't
have singers.
Well, I'll give it a try. It is Carson Daily, but it's not Lana Del Rey. My other guests
should be like, maybe like Kate Mara or something like that, Anna Dea or Ma, I could
see in it there, I'm also I guess. Often highlighting higher protein totals, what
frozen dinner brand produces meggables, probably that sounds like a hungry man
enjoying. Now, I'm going to say swansons then because I can't think of any other frozen food
TV dinner brand. Meggables, Purina. Angela Lansbury, mystery novelist, murder,
her, she wrote, it was really on the air for 12 years, huh? Paul Bedney plays a fallen
angel who protects a pregnant woman. The movie is called Legion, which is why I always
get a computer that TV show. Featuring those a cat and Megan D. Stallion, Ariana Grande
released this 2021 song that is an equation whose song is 69. Okay, well, maybe there's
There's like a seven seven in there, seven plus seven all the 24 seven seven rings.
Not seven rings y'all.
69 plus zero.
Thirty four plus three.
No, no, no, okay.
I thought there would at least be a couple of operators in there.
It's really 34 plus 35.
More of us, I guess it does say some.
That's a really good point. You got me there.
On a day or a mass banquet, yeah, I'm having a mega bowl from banquet tonight.
God, I can't wait to get home.
I mean, yeah, dude, I'm so looking forward to the dinner tonight.
I got a mega bowl waiting for me.
76ers, Denver brought those. It's not even the Bengals bro.
There are enough.
New it.
I watched that Super Bowl.
I don't remember anything about it.
Except, I remember a little bit of the Beyonce half time show, but very, very little.
Payton Manning.
Payton Manning was a quarterback for the Broncos then.
That was, that was Broncos versus Panthers.
You were drunk. I was highly drunk. I remember, so the story for that, I mean, it's not
much of a story to be honest. But if I may add some contextual commentary, one of my
friends from college moved to Vancouver to do his post-doc and he was like, come over
and watch the Super Bowl. I was a craft beer in joyer. So I said, you want me to bring something
and he said, no, we got tons of course light. And I kind of turned up my nose. I tell you
He was on to something with the core's life. It has its place because if I had had like four
you know, play dead IPAs from the yellow dog brewery in Port Moody, I would have been fucked up
and had a tummy ache and probably had diarrhea twice over the course of the game. But I probably had like
nine or 10 core's lights and like I was drunk but felt good like
And also within two or three hours of ceasing the drink, I was relatively normal, and I woke up the next day as if I didn't have any fun the day before.
I kind of radicalized me a little bit. I was like, he's got a good point. He knows what he's doing with these.
I put some respect on his name.
Yeah, it turns out it's like drinking water.
The radicalizing the wrong way, start drinking 15%, 80, the beers, I don't drink at all
anymore.
So, I'm radicalizing like the most annoying way, which I will say for anyone that missed
The earlier talk about the espresso arc ending with me just continuing to bring some
cold brew in occasionally get a coffee from the local cafes.
Reading all the douchebags in the espresso community who just they have to end one every
single recommendation.
Oh, don't but don't buy a buy a coffee grinder from a company that exclusively makes
coffee grinders and has for 300 years you're a fool.
You've got to get this grinder that comes from one dude and natively hand-cracky, whittles
it himself out of like uh... skim shop it's insane
uh... and i was like you know what i'm never going to drink coffee ever again
thanks to you not that they care
but i was then like no because the only thing more annoying than a guy who's
really in the coffee is a guy who doesn't drink coffee at all those guys are annoying
is fuck
so i said you know i'm just gonna stay on
the existing path
and maybe start making my own cold brew when i want to experiment a little bit
I did, I almost became guy who only drinks water, which would have been so, oh, guy
who's got a really, really nuanced opinion on sparkling water, I can't do that.
We got to stop that guy from surfacing.
Now, or worse, one of those guys who's like, I'm not like other guys, I drink tea,
performative ass.
me think about this. So this sounds crazy man, but like obviously these are all things
in Batman, but at the same time aren't they also change lyrics in the jingle bells
Batman parody? The Batmobile lost a wheel, Robin, late and egg, Joker, and Goal
Bells, Bells, Bells, Bells, Rob in late in egg.
The Bammelbe, the Loster wheel, and Joker did ballet.
I don't know if the penguins in that one.
Thanks, Tomo.
Romic.
Car.
A car, a character.
A cut-up, and a Joker.
This is the class clown.
Friar, things before tuck, characters in Robinhood, that seems easy, okay, I don't
know, oh, made Mary in Braille, there is no, there is no sheriff or there is no ranger,
There is no range, or okay first names of Robinhood character names.
That mobile, mobile tone, that baseball cap starts with baseball-related words.
Oh, it's a JL team made, it's a JL team made.
Oh, of course, bro.
There's good connections today.
Oh, here we go.
Can't even trust it, bro.
What are we doing here?
I told them, let's say, out of the courts, please.
What is Rus Kaiha?
Rus Khaja?
No, a Russian musician.
I'm just going to be honest.
I don't know who you are.
That doesn't mean you're not popular.
I'm not exactly tapped into like the Eurasian hip hop scene.
I feel like Halle Berry, God Lover,
which is not at the peak of her popularity.
Oh, shit.
Fair enough, this one's tough man, because I mean Lord is pretty popular, but I think
I overestimate her popularity, Maroon 5 is like a very top-normy band, yeah okay, we navigated
that one okay, now I don't know who big Sean is, but I have heard of him, think he might
clear Lord. Not by much though, big shons should clear Will Smith. How? I mean, how would I
know, man? I don't know if if speed has much music, obviously, he probably is MTV because
he's American, although he's in Ghana right now, right? So I don't know what kind of music
television they get over there. I don't know how much music he's got, even though he's
really popular. I think I got to go Will Smith. I'm going to go Blur on this one for sure.
I'm going to go Britney Spears. Morgan Wallen to my understanding is maybe one of the top three
most popular artists in the world right now, so we'll go him. Alan Walker, I do not know. He's also
So up there, YouTuber, Grand Theft Auto 5 YouTuber, maybe he's got the Visitor of a Grand Theft Auto 5 YouTuber or something like that.
He's an electronic musician.
Well, in that case we'll click on him again.
Probably Metallica, I have to imagine.
He's done it.
Who lost?
Lord, verses,
Lord, verses big shan, everybody lost. Have you tried not knowing who big shan is?
That seemed to help me out.
Dog or did you mind the movie?
I feel like I gotta go dig you mind. Oh, shit.
I'm bad, y'all.
I don't think I've seen. I definitely haven't seen dog.
I don't think I've seen Digimon in the movie if I have this a long time ago.
How it's a masterpiece?
I was like 13 minutes came out and said eight, it makes a big difference at that age.
13, but trying to be cool.
Yes, 13, but trying to be cool.
I was trying to escape the orbit of the gravity of circular lunch table that played
YuGiO and reach escape velocity so I could get to circular lunch table that doesn't play
YuGiO. So I couldn't be talking about the Digimon movie in like 2,000 and 2.
Yeah, I was trying to get from the YuGiO table to the magic table. I eventually I ended
up at the at the Euchar slash crazy eights table and I was like that's pretty good.
That's good enough for me.
Um, 102 ounces is absolutely outrageous.
102 ounces is, oh, I guess it says here, six pounds, six pounds of tomatoes.
You know what I was thinking, so my daughter's been watching a lot of baking shows and
came and I've been watching culinary class wars.
You ever think the company that makes the flower or makes the soy sauce is like these
cooks wouldn't be anything without our fucking soy sauce?
Like, okay, yeah, you braised the pork shag, but you didn't make the soy sauce.
Can we have an interview with the company that made the soy sauce bro?
It seems like they deserve at least like 50% of the credit, at the end of the day,
this shit is coming down in assembly line at a factory, and then a three Michelin
star chef is going, wow, look at this, the soy sauce is sold, the chef, what they did
with the soy sauce is crazy.
Think it's similarly here, like I mentioned, whatever, it doesn't really matter.
We do need Kiko man on the line.
Kiko man, are you out there?
Is there is there a Kiko lady? Everyone wants to know how are you balancing work in family?
Anyways, six pounds of tomatoes. I got to feel is it's still pretty cheap. I'm gonna go
I go 799 a buck 15 pounds
Holy shit. I'm gonna go 549. Oh my god
I'm going to go 399.
I got to give myself to an American Costco's man.
This is insane.
Fifty cents a pound.
They're basically paying you to- yeah, because you also don't
you get 10 cents for bringing the can back.
It's only for drink cans, 10 cents in the PNW, yes, sir, it's honestly kind of safe, honestly.
I know I said honestly twice, because the beverage container, the deposit, not only, I mean,
Here's giving a better example of a system working better than it's intended to do.
You pay an extra ten cents on the beverage deposit that is so normalized you don't even notice and then on recycling day you put out a blue bin full of beverage containers and because they have a deposit on them somebody comes around
grabs all the refundable deposit containers to cash in themselves so that you can make a
second trip out to the blue bin and put it more recycling. That to me is like a 100%
efficient system. I think that's awesome.
That's never happened.
It happens once a week here, I swear it to you.
Don't think I follow King because of the incentive to return the bottles.
People will pick through your recycling to get the bottles so that they can get the
deposit for it.
There go, giving you more space in the recycling bin to put in more recycling.
You hit the air go, it's true, feeling like it's popular in New Guinea.
Feeling like it's 8,000 kilometers away from popular in New Guinea.
Put them next to the trash, not, I'm going to make them work for it a little bit.
I mean, I do put them next to the trash in a blue bin next to the trash.
But, I mean, I'm basically making probably like a $2.3 gift to them every week.
They're allowed to, they could shift a little bit.
Doesn't bother me.
They always put it back so nicely, too.
8,000 kilometers.
I'm going to say you are Georgia.
I'm going to say, you are perky.
I'm going to say, you are boarded with Georgia, huh?
I'm going to say you are, or you're wrong.
Ooh, we're going to say you're maybe here.
And that's where things get interesting,
because I don't know what that is.
Are you Afghanistan?
Oh, okay, it was not Afghanistan, but it was Afghanistan.
Huge.
Wrong math right answer.
So I respect the multiple choice math test, man.
I was freaking out for a say.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I was looking at this going.
What am I looking at?
This can't possibly be anything.
I thought this was broken.
And then I realized it's actually just as Ireland.
Bro, my bad.
I was very confused.
I was like, this must be like something around the Antarctica.
It's on the completely different side.
I know it, this we've been through this a few times.
I think they designed maps badly, and I'll tell you why.
It's not some bullshit about the Mercator Projection.
For my purposes, that's good enough.
I think it's fucked up that it loops around left to right,
or like east to west, but it doesn't loop around north to south.
Because if you learn that, like, if you go through one side of the map,
you come out the other side, that doesn't apply when you go to the north pole.
If you, I'm trying to think about, like, if you,
There's got to be a mathematical expression for it, right? Imagine you started in
Newfoundland and you crossed the North Pole at like a 45-degree angle relative to
the line of latitude. Would you get spat out the other side at 45 degrees from the
incidence point?
Yes, maybe, or does it change based on where you cross it?
Again, one of my new years resolutions is not to just argue about nothing.
If you are hitting three question marks, you need to take a literacy test, because
I've explained it completely fine.
When you cross the North Pole, you come down on the, you begin to go down on the down
slope of the other hemisphere of the world. But how can you model that on a map? Is it the same as
like optics bouncing off of a surface, like it goes off at the angle of incidence? Or is it because the
the globe, because the map is a rectangular representation of a spherical object, does
that change the relationship of where you would get spat out if you were to model it
into dimensions.
I need to know this.
science is still figuring this out.
Go see for yourself. I can't do that because I think I would need to, I mean,
I could draw the line from St. John's newfound land to the North Pole, but I can't do
the next part, which is why I'm asking.
Look up flight charts from LA to Dubai, they can't be using the North Pole, they can't
be doing the trans-Arctic route to get from Los Angeles to the North Pole or it's from
Los Angeles to Dubai, they are one second here, flight, because I thought Dubai can
do buy in the Southern Hemisphere, I guess I don't know shit about how to chart a course
like that. I am Amelia Earhart. Give me a second here. It's light, route, L.A. X. To
whatever the Dubai airport code is. Actual flight pass from L.A. to Dubai. It do have
some over the Arctic Circle. And they have a lot of them just kind of charred a parabola.
That's kind of interesting, man.
Oh, interesting. They use Canada's airspace every time.
Even though they're flying from Los Angeles, they also use Dubai's airspace every time.
That's curious.
Makes you think, yeah, that makes you think a little bit, doesn't it?
Well, you know what, this is actually a interesting sort of experiment, bro.
like look at this okay so this is the three-dimensional I could turn it
before I don't know why I can't turn anymore but this is the three-dimensional
one. Now I kind of fucks with my brain that it's a straight line over the
North Pole on this route that's messed up and then this one goes like that
But wait, it does look like they kind of get spat out like boo.
That's what you wanted. I know. It's crazy, though.
All right. It looks like it don't matter all that much. I guess it's what I'm trying to say.
Oh, you know what? You're probably right. It's probably this might be a more efficient route,
but they're trying to avoid Russian airspace, so maybe they take the inefficient route. Now,
I read an article a while ago that was like after the war in Ukraine started like
some I can't remember where they were flying to but they were like it makes the flight like
six hours longer and it burns like 30% more jet fuel or something like that. That's crazy.
You're up to Korea's 14 hours instead of 9 now, damn. It's too much, too much for a guy like me.
to all the Brits trying to go to South Korea to teach English.
They have to watch two more movies.
Oh, seven.
Yeah, I said I was seven.
14 hours, no joke.
I'll give them some credit on that one.
May 2016.
Well, Disney had a big movie, two big movies.
One of them is one week out from the Memorial Day.
To me, feels like this could be like a Captain America Civil War, 26th of Captain America.
So, okay, Captain America Civil War, okay, Captain America Civil War, devastating kind
of gag there.
This could be another marvel now, a family adventure fantasy to early for Frozen 2.
Starring Neil, see the legend will now, oh it's the Jungle Book, the Jungle Book,
So many pictures open and movie with 14 million starring George Clooney.
It's a drama thriller, post, Michael Clayton, obviously, post the men who stare at
goats, post up in the air, not every... Michael Clayton, okay.
George Clooney and Julia Roberts, what a classic pairing, Jack O'Connell.
Oh, it's a, it's money monster, money machine, money monster.
I saw this one on an airplane.
This might be a classic like two and a half three star movie.
Why did I watch that on an airplane of all the things, man?
Isn't that the guy from BTS?
Jack O'Connell?
No, I don't know.
He wasn't sinners, though.
He's talented at multiple genres, but he's not a K-pop band.
He's more of a K-pop style artist that I would say.
Kevin Bacon, 2016, horror thriller, Evil Comes Home.
I'm not going to know this.
A family returns from a grand canyon vacation
with a supernatural presence in tow, the darkness.
All righty, I haven't seen that one.
Never even heard of it.
Yeah, I mean either.
Open road, starring Jennifer Aniston,
it's a comedy drama romance from 2016.
The breakup is a movie that she's in,
where she would get top billing.
Celebrate the one day that connects us all.
There's no shot they would come out with a movie called Valentine's Day on May the 13th, right?
Angelia Roberts, the one happy birthday.
Labor Day.
Kate Hudson, Gary Marshall, though, man.
Okay blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
When they're respected problems, intersecret and start coming to ahead.
The blank.
M-E-M-O-R-I-A-L.
Is it Memorial Day?
I don't have an answer for you.
Ahhhh!
Mother's Day. Can I say something first of it's funny that I forgot Mother's Day?
But secondarily, what is she doing with this fuckass bob? And look at this. What is this?
That's crazy. Also, I don't know what they're doing here. Is this Jason's
to take us because this is not what Jason's who take us looks like.
They did something to him on this, that's not, that is not bad, half like, bro.
I think that's Jason's who take us, but he's just, they put a filter on him or something.
Yes, if I'd Gary Marshall, Gary, what are we doing here, man?
Obtree through his explain the haircut.
You know what's crazy though?
If she had the he may haircut, nobody would be saying shit.
I think we'd all be going, oh my god, Julia, you're slaying with that he may haircut.
You need that?
Grog, work that up for me real quick.
Sweet November, but not about sweet November.
Sweet November to the bone temple.
He was like, there should be an easy, uh, sharp lease to ray finds, or Kianu to ray finds, man.
Let me think about this for just a while.
I think we get almost works.
We got to hit Slanky too though.
Let me, let me fucking think about this for a second.
I've gone too far because I went Keanu Constantine, Peter Storm, well, I don't know
it till the Swinton, where are you going with this bro?
Just get this whankey and then work yourself out.
You know who's in the bone temple?
It's Jaco Conno, again.
You can connect by a money machine if you wanted to.
Wait, isn't there a Charlize, Charlize, Julia movie?
One moment, please.
Charlize, bombshell, no Julia?
No Julia. Okay, well, we'll start here. That's fine. To get to Swanky. To get to Swanky.
Here's what I'm thinking. Steven Root in the get out takes you to Katherine Keener,
which also gets you to like Keenow. Wait, we can do better. We can go to, oh, we can
go to 40 year old virgin as I so love to do and then Jonah Hill has a cameo which takes
you to money ball with Brad Pitt who of course is in burn after reading. Oh, with Brad Pitt
who's in burn after reading with Francis McDormand and who is in no madland.
We're swanky and then you take David's trip there and out. Who's doing a lot, man. He's really
really are here doing the most. And then we think in my grave finds he's in
conclave with John Lithkow who's in blowout with John Chervulta who's in lots of movies
like Swordfish with Halle Berry. Halle Berry of course also in the Flintstones with
John Goodman, who's in the Big Lebowski, with Philipsy Moore Hoffman, who's in
Construm glove with Adam Sandler.
Adam Sandler is in funny people.
Okay, well I can do this, I can do this.
Here we go.
It's Bradley Cooper, wedding crashes.
Christopher Walkin' Click.
Adam Sandler, Pumstrunk Love.
Philipsy Morhoffman, Big Lebowski, John Goodman,
Flynn Stones, Halle Berry, Swordfish,
John Trivolta, give me a second.
I got added up to that point.
John Trivolta, can I get some help on the John Trivolta?
Booze of blowout with John Lithkow,
who was in conclave with the ray finds who's in the bone-teple.
Now that's way too many links, but if I may, holding almost that many links in my head
at the same time was it kind of felt like at least that was an exercise that's good
for cognitive health at least.
Shortest was two.
First time watching.
Shortest is always two, bro.
But this is the shortest non-slanky percent.
The shortest slanky percent, I mean, science has hypothesized that there might be a smaller
or a shorter link, but the only thing that has actually been proven in a laboratory setting
is 17.
So I'm going to say we set the slanky percent record to be honest.
thing, going again.
Low stuff type been 17 to 38 of my
Chat VIP Daniel, every time I have
24 hour alarm clock, and every
time it's 538 PM. I can't help
with you, Pyron.
P'tam, p'tam, p'tam, p'tam, p'tam, p'tam, ptam.
Pissing me off, you just make it my ringtone, every day at 5.38 pm.
And what's the deal with no madlands?
That's true, but also, I don't think I movie's very good.
a noun, meaning, and gradual,
adjective.
Gross, a noun, a mountain.
Car. A noun, meaning a vehicle.
Cousel, a adjective, meaning a...
Car is crazy, man. That's insulting.
Gallant, a adjective meaning...
Scullery, a noun meaning a room for cleaning and...
Yes, it's a sheep, it's a sheep.
Distopia, a noun...
Diacritic, a noun meaning a mark near or through an orthographic or phonetic character,
or a combination of characters indicating a phonetic value different from that,
given the unmarked or otherwise marked element.
Diacritic, a noun meaning a mark near.
I just the context gave me absolutely nothing, but at least it spelled the way it sounds.
Frisbee, a trademark meaning.
Used frisbee.
Aramaic, a noun meaning a somitic language known since the ninth century BC.
Really, that's not where the age goes in Aramaic?
Surepa, a noun meaning a...
There is no age. What the fuck?
Gruyere, a noun meaning a firm?
That's a given.
A noun meaning a man's style of hairdressing in which the hair is called.
On the doer, on the doer.
A noun meaning songstress.
Trump T's, turns out there's no ancient air-americ,
but one letter away from a perfect man that would have been pretty sweet.
You're thinking on the amharric.
Which ones are one that you're not allowed to curse basketball players with?
Because it's offensive to the people who speak it.
Yeah, the curse of Rao.
What's the one where people, they, they scold you when you do the curse of rock,
because they're like, uh, there's actually people who speak that language.
That's amharric, my bad y'all.
I thought I was spinning in that Isaac episode where I said, we should learn how to speak
hieroglyphics. I was, I was making myself laugh and that's important. You were,
you go, you roll up to the, to the, to the plug's house.
Hey, what's up, man?
Man, extending palm outwards and genuflecting on one knee.
Man, placing forehead on ground with bush-a-love-grain eyes back.
I was like, I couldn't style.
I thought that she was so fucking funny, man.
Oh.
There's people out there that actually know how to, I mean, I guess you use the Rosetta stone to figure out how to decipher a hyroglyphics that shit's fucking crazy, man.
Some smart folks out there.
This is good as fuck, man.
Pride cheese.
I'm not sure about all that.
This looks good as fuck though.
Goats and sheep's cheeses.
I'm going to say this has Greek vibes.
I'm not touching this, man, it's not Greece, southeast of Greece, southeast of Greece,
at a distance though, like Iran, are they even cheese in Iran?
Hello me, I thought who me was drum-grease.
Ah, hello me.
This is how I find out hello me's not from Greece.
I also thought for a while it's from Finland just because it looks like a finished word.
Where the hell is hello me from, bro?
I mean, it has to be like maybe Lebanon.
North West of Leb, is it? Is it Turkey?
South, it's Cyprus?
That's tough.
Of course we are. 91% young. There's some honest eaters out here. I appreciate that.
This looks like Thailand to me.
This looks a lot like Thailand to me. They always give you the tomatoes. They always cut the cucumbers in a
unique fashion could be Cambodia, but I feel like we're in a star with Thailand.
I don't know if that's Thai, I think we're in a star with Thailand.
Of course, we would have done that.
That's Thai, Okibreau.
I feel like Thai Okibreau is from Japan.
It's correct.
It's not 100% my favorite, but I would have done it.
That's three tasty foods.
I expected a higher average today, though.
You eat the tomato chunks.
Essentially, if you put it on the plate and it's edible, I'm eating it because otherwise
I just get bored because I finish my meal faster than my wife.
So I'm telling you, I clean the plate.
Also, I don't know if you guys think I'm making this shit up.
How many times have I said if I ordered something at a restaurant and they bring the
wrong thing, I just eat it?
I had a very awkward interaction with the waiter at the restaurant that I ate with
my daughter on Sunday, because I went there and I kind of, if this doesn't happen to
me too often, but I agonized over the menu.
I was like, am I going to get to all day breakfast, am I going to get like a Caesar salad with
chicken or am I gonna get they had like a Thai salad that I was like that looks like it could
hit the spot to or am I gonna get like a teriyaki chicken bowl or something like that. I said,
you know what I'll take a chicken sees your salad. I was happy with my decision I was looking
forward to it. Twelve minutes later the runner brings the food to the table. Here's a house
I said, you know what, the universe had a different plan for me today.
I'm just going to eat the house salad that they brought.
You know what?
Nutritional gains.
It has a vinegarette instead of the creamy dressing, no croutons.
That's fine.
We could work with that.
Then I got like a third of the way through eating the salad and the waiter came over
and he just gave me a look and I knew immediately what, like he was thinking.
He was like, why are you eating the house salad?
That's not what you ordered.
I would just went, I know it's fine and he went, but you ordered a Caesar and I went,
yeah, but this one's pretty good too. He said, wow, that's so weird. Are you sure it's okay?
And I said, yeah, it's pretty good. I think he, almost like he felt bad for me.
Did he say that? He did. He got the order right. I don't know, there's something
got confused in the kitchen to the runner situation. I think of anything he probably
got pissed off because he's like, now I got a table that wants their house salad, that
is good. I've got someone who's got celiac disease and lactose intolerance and you're
eating their salad right now. Okay buddy, well, I'm literally innocent in this because I ordered
something and you brought me something else. Try not screwing up the order if you don't want
them to get a tummy ache. It's a health concern bro. Anyway, so red pudding, this has to be blood,
right? And tiger tail ice cream, this is it is Canadian or at least I've had it. It's orange
and black licorice flavor. It's not my favorite to be honest with you. Tap to expand
that's a good point.
This one's tough man. I think I got to go with ice cream over whatever that is, but the
Tiger tail, if anyone who voted york on that, you have my respect.
We're going to go with Begoon, never mind, really booze, I don't even think it could
be close.
Anything that this to me looks good and it speaks to what my body wants.
But this is one of the things that just can't be beaten.
It doesn't even matter what's under the skin, man.
a shabu shabu is really, I mean this looks fucking great.
Shabu shabu is pretty tough to beat.
Inca Kola vs. Koshari.
Just about any version of rice with a bunch of shit in it, it's pretty good, man.
But it's hard to beat a soda.
Kakao sausage versus lamb, lamb and orzo in olive oil from grease.
Oh, come on, how could it lose me?
How could I lose, I don't believe it.
This is aimed in a lab to be the best tasting food of all time.
The frog cake looks good, it's fuck, I'm not going to lie to you.
Never mind, I'm not insulting Chilly Crab.
I just thought the frog looked good as fuck.
It's going to be Joel off rice.
Uh, it's not my favorite Japanese side dish.
Let me get some cake instead.
Hmm, let me get a pulled pork sandwich.
Easy enough. I'm, I think it's crazy that the crack-out sausage one, man.
America mobs Japanese food confirms.
You're right, you're right. You might be right. I'm going to have to do more research into that.
You might be right. I'm practicing your strength. I'm inverting the trigger in the response.
It's grandals, it's a scramble too.
If only 31% get it right, didn't they get it wrong?
That is kind of what I was thinking.
I was like, how can the majority get it wrong
when the majority is what determines what wins?
But obviously there's some national nations going on
behind the scenes that I'm not necessarily privy to.
You're not going to be able to keep this restraint up
for two streams or more.
You might be right.
I know it's pissing you off, so it's already like every time I say it, it's getting easier and it's also giving me a little bit more strength.
Because I do feel like when someone says bait and then someone says you might be right, it's the only way to, it's even more effective than ignoring the bait.
Because then they're like, what am I doing with my life?
it's not going to be chicken club sandwich. That looks crazy. That's night. That looks
pretty good to be honest with you. That at 19% seems crazy. We're going to go chicken wings
and chips.
I don't really know what Zapacaca is.
The Cornish sandwich looks pretty good though.
I'm going to go with that.
It's mushrooms.
You got it as it may.
I think it's got to be hog wild, man.
Even though this looks better if we're being honest.
It's, you don't even have, sometimes just let the picture do the talking, man.
Chicken burger with waffle fries.
9 pounds 58 too bad for this much food at a, at a, at a funny match.
This looks good if that's what you want it, but it's not what I want, so we go with
that.
I do love a waffle fry.
I think it's going to be I think it's still going to be Buffalo wings even though I
know somebody's freaking out right now and maybe they should I'm not trying to be
100% like a food authenticist all food needs to be 100% authentic at all times.
The Buffalo sauce doesn't look red doesn't it doesn't look vibrant enough it doesn't
look neon enough simultaneously doesn't look orange or red enough and also this is
not from Buffalo. This is like a Syracuse sort of A-Ole or something on top, but still.
When you get two photos that are both bullshit, you got to dig in a little bit. Salt and pepper chicken,
I'm going to be annoying and say that I think the salt and pepper chicken actually looks really bad.
I think this is insane, but I think that this does not, like this with respect, looks like
The top of it is something I would meal prep for myself, which I would be disappointed
to order on top of French fries at us, at us, boarding event.
So let's go with that.
The right is meal prep food for sure.
Pulled pork and cheese dog makes a lot more sense than taco hot dog, man.
That does not look right.
chips, I'd say the fish and chips with the fried halumi too, looks pretty okay,
a little small, but the chicken curry and chips with the pints, fuck, fuck, fuck, I was at
a perfect score. I still like the idea of British guy mad that you ordered Chinese food.
What the fuck do you mean you've got Chinese food? Where's your fucking chips mate?
Yeah, I know you went out for Chinese food. It's just one problem. You forgot the fucking chips.
What kind of a moron forgets to get? You forgot to order the chips on the phone. I thought it came with chips mate.
Mate, I didn't know if it was one of the restaurants where everything came with chips.
Or one of the ones where you've got to order chips off the side menu.
Place, can you cut me some slack, mate?
I did sip in the micocain a little bit there. It's all I got
Shockingly bad accent. Okay, buddy. I didn't invent it. You take that up with like share of notting him or whatever
I'm just mimicking it perfectly
Also, I'm not sure you can say that, man
At 700 miles, the world's second longest coral reef system is in what sea.
Let's say it's in the Mediterranean.
That's a sea.
No.
The Cayman transforms part of the boundary between the North American tectonic plate and what's smaller one.
The Caribbean is, I never know how to spell Caribbean, man.
Okay, I spelled it wrong, I think, but that's fine.
New World Man is by rush.
Okay, so that's the fastest I've ever answered a question
in, uh, thrice history.
New World Man was the only top 40 hit by what Canadian
or Octaio.
That's crazy, man.
That's not even like one of their 15 best songs.
According to CS Lewis, what place has doors locked
on the inside. Cars? I mean, I really don't want to type Narnia here. This just
seems a little too easy for the three-point clue. I'm going to say prison. Oh hell, hell
is other people. Okay. Lots of doors lock on the inside, bro. Am I like, I'm thinking
C.S. Lewis didn't know shit about doors, man, like most doors lock on the inside.
My house, my car, like just about everything.
Yeah, if any of you write prison locks on the outside, that's why you're trapped in there.
In the Massachusetts State House, there hangs a sacred wooden effigy of what kind of fish
God taught as religious significance to people on the Eastern Sea board for obvious reasons.
In 2024, in two it shut down what popular budgeting and net worth app.
So you need a budget.
So you only want to know.
No, mobile, mint, mint, mint, mobile.
Okay, there enough, man.
By the way, if you guys been seeing, I really was like,
I was wondering what the next clues were going to be on, you need a budget.
But I don't know if you've seen the ads.
Maybe they're just in Canada, but now that it's like tax season,
There's ads that are like this is what taxis and use to be like and it's a lady getting the bunch of documents ready
and then putting on a scarf because it's cold outside of the going outside and they're like a
Win-tree gale
hits her and knocks all the documents over and it goes now
This is what taxes are like and it's her on the couch having like a video conference with
I think it's into a turbo tax or something like that take it from somebody that's been having someone else
prepares taxes for a long time. If you're in that boat, you would rather go to the office
than try to do the fuck-ass video conference on your phone. Wait until you're on the phone
with your accountant and they go, hey, can you pull up this document for me and you're like,
okay, scroll up from the bottom of the app, scroll up one more time to get back to the home page,
go to wherever the document is, type it in, well, the whole time you're trying to fill that
like, oh, just give me a second here. No shot bro. Just bring the put the documents in the folder,
drop them off at the front desk of the office and go live your life. It's so crazy.
The ad is lying to you, man.
can you just email in the documents? Yeah, but like emailing your account in the document
sucks ass. Because like my document or my account emails me and goes, can you give me
these documents? And then I send them and he's like, thanks for sending those. Here's
a bunch more to send and I'm like, damn, I'm going to stop replying to these emails, man.
every time I reply to the email and I'm like the job's done my reward is another email
signed a guy who I did a bunch of admins stuff yesterday so I feel very empowered
jobs gone job yeah and you got to upload your shit to the portal don't even give me
started on the portal, man.
So these American states from Western most to Eastern most, given their nickname, ah, okay.
This is tough.
I feel like the Pelican State has to be like Louisiana.
I'm going by basketball teams, which would put it like maybe here.
Ocean State is crazy.
Land of Enchantment.
I honestly have no idea.
I feel like Keystone State is Pennsylvania, which
would be east of Louisiana, the Beaver State. I feel like the Beehive State could be somewhere
in the western part. Land of Enchantment sounds like, I'm going to be on a side of
no idea. I'm going to make a crazy play that the Ocean State is maybe Florida. Beaver's
I associate more with Canada, let's say that's kind of in the northeast of the United States.
Keystone would be just west of that Pelican in Louisiana.
These two I have no idea.
Ah, shit.
Let's move, beaver all the way.
Oh!
Holy.
That's really tough, man.
People were saying glue.
They are the right.
They're right.
They might be right.
They got the bloody right to say.
more expensive rent. I feel like it's Savannah, Georgia.
Higher percentage of people who are low income.
This is tough, man.
I'm going to say, Halifax, I'm going to be wrong.
Fair enough.
Higher traffic fatalities per capita. It's got to be less public transit.
I have percentage people with no internet.
I'm assuming it's pretty
intervated like around here.
Is this like, like I've been here, man?
I've been here where the hell's cranberry?
Well, hard time believing that they don't have
It's got to be less internet access here.
High blood pressure.
High blood pressure is interesting.
I would normally go straight to South Carolina,
but Long Island is gonna skew a little older as well.
I'm gonna go South Carolina anyway.
All right, we take those.
Not too bad.
plus deli meat. I didn't really think about that. I feel like in South Carolina
they're eating like a lot of deep-fried seafood, which I'm jealous of them for
that to be honest, but it just seems to me like you know, a shrimping grits and
all that pimpship, everybody let me hear you say, oh yeah, you're that type of stuff.
You try to see food kind of the best food ever exists. Coconut shrimp goes so crazy and it's such like a
like a food that is so, I don't know how to like, how to disguise like the least nuanced food that's ever been invented.
It's like such a child's food. It's like what if a deep fried thing for dinner was also kind of dessert? It's so good, though, man.
Like ordering coconut shrimp feels so weird as an adult, but it feels so good to eat it.
That's why I only get it at the Orlando Airport.
1819, 6.7.
I see your 1819, I raise you a 6.7.
Art Museums in Spain.
Yeah, I'm in trouble on this one, guys.
It's the museum, the museum, the Del Prado.
I had absolutely no idea.
20th century Chilean military personnel, yeah man, died in 2006 opposition to
Fidel Castro, one second. My South American knowledge is really bad, so there's a
the penashay and there's a peron,
the peron is Argentina, so you are a penashay,
you are a penashay.
Diet in 2006, I also, just to be honest,
I, and you, I don't know if this is
Misandre's or misogynist, but to do it live to be 91,
so I was like, I wanted to type just the last name,
because I was like, this could easily be his wife.
Because not that many fellows make it the 91.
That's like, I'm not saying you have to hand it to them.
I just wanted to type just the last thing.
That's the more depressing than sitting at the Bahama Breeze of the Orlando Airport at 4pm on a weekday.
I mean, you clocked me 100% bro, you clocked me 100% and then ordering coconut shrimp as an appetizer
and then the coconut shrimp platter as the entree.
And then being like, this is good, but like,
how is it?
How was it, 1900 calories?
Like something is actually,
they're doing something in the bag.
I get that in like deep fried food,
but like, what are they doing in the kitchen
that takes this up to 1900 calories just for the entree?
Like, that's crazy.
18 star, but you can tank it,
because you'd then you're on the airplane,
you don't need for like two or three hours. You've probably burned it off.
Mail actors from Moscow, old, really, really old
mail actors who are method actors, man. I have no idea. There's, I was not getting that
Constantine Stanislavsky, more power to you, man.
Comic book Sidekick from Tintin.
lot of tintin questions lately I don't know anything about tintin bro that's
snowy snowy is a dog. I thought I'm being sold that asked with you I thought tintin
was the dog. Tintin's the guy with the Lance Bass. No tintin is the kid who's the dude
with the, with the yes sir. 1897 paintings, I'm fucked, bro. The sleeping lion.
I had no idea I was so close.
Oh, Chilean novels.
Oh, no.
I was about journalists adapted into plays, said in the night.
Jesus Christ 26, six six six, how about 26, six seven?
I might as well keep big and man.
I don't know this one at all.
Okay, 1975 boxing in the Philippines, the thriller in Manila, bro.
That's the thriller in Manila.
I can do that, 1937 establishments in California, that's the Golden Gate Bridge.
Now we're talking, 1812 short stories, apples and culture, fictions about poisons, poison
candy.
This is snow white.
In the 19th century English business people were cricketers who have taken 10
wickets in and innings, uh, gentlemen, cricketers, gentlemen of the Marley
Bone Cricket Club cricketers, Lord Longdust Burrows 11 cricketers, married
versus single cricketers, okay, actually. They were buggy cookie with this. That would
be such a good theme for the All Star Game in the NBA, man. Of married versus
single team. Holy fuck that will be good.
Single team sweeps.
I don't know the Maryland status of NBA of every NBA player. Why I watch a little bit
of the Lakers game last night.
Why is LeBron not on the hard court, bro?
He's old.
Yeah, but he's got to be better than some of the scrubs out there.
Who replaces him on the hard court?
Hachi Moro?
His son, they really got Bronny filling the role of LeBron.
Stop calling it the hard court.
I almost called it the pitch like 20 times.
It's just the court.
I have no idea.
This is John Ball, W.G. Grace.
One of the all-time greatest players in cricket.
Roseware in the jail cap too.
This was really hard.
Like this is not your average 4% 8% 7% that's tough man
You're so good at cricket. He went to jail
One second what the fuck are we doing here man? What is this?
One
He's one degree angle
I've heard there's something interesting going on in kind of hard golf today because
people can't keep their mouth shut but they're right.
Gladows voice you did was so funny.
I literally like watching the clip, I cannot deny that is T-Pane auto tune.
I genuinely have no idea how it happened.
I think I often get throat bubbles, mucous in the throat, etc., etc.
I think it just hit like the perfect resonance in my throat or something to go like,
we should, there's something like that.
As you were singing Smashma, microphone bug, I don't know, man.
I think I was just on my Michael Winslow shit.
Holy shit.
What's up with this fella?
Oh no.
If you hit the bird, you lose.
Obviously, took a few strokes, but I think we take those.
Randy Johnson, POV, Randy Johnson, you hit a bird with your pitch for that reason.
You're going to Hollywood, right?
That guy?
Oh, we take those.
That's the American Idol's thing.
I think I did a pretty good job.
Now that we're, now that we're in the post-American Idol at Universe, can we admit that all the judges kind of suck?
Yes, yes, yes, we've been saying this for years.
Except Paula.
I don't really like Paula, I have to lie there.
To have a talent show and not have the courage
to tell people that's think it's singing
that they think it's singing, doesn't make any sense to me.
Simon's funny.
Simon went too hard, man.
Simon, he told the truth, but he could have put a, he could have put
could have put like a velvet glove on the iron fist, man.
But in Randy Jackson, do he's just kind of like bear to be honest.
I don't really mean to insult Randy Jackson, but when I was like, Paul is the nice one,
signs the mean one, and Randy's just sort of, you know, he's the glue guy.
He does say dog. He said, he's the guy who says dog a lot. Wolfpack roved with uncertainty,
initially turning back. Okay. Initially turning back. The first letter, six, one, two, three, four,
5, 6, I, I, you, W, R, P, W. This can't be the word, man. I was thinking you take the
first letter of all the words and then reverse them. Initially, turning back. Wolfpack,
Pack, roved. I feel like uncertainty is the definition. I need some help going
to be honest. Pack, pack with, one of these is a containing indicator. Some
fodder will go inside of another fodder. Pack, roved with uncertainty with the
letters changed. Okay, this can work, man. Pack road with uncertainty, initially turning back.
Road with uncertainty, uncertainty, or as uncertainty, or is it, let me see the definition
definition is wolf. The bowler, pack, roe, r o v e d with the first letter of uncertainty,
and then turn it all around and then put the u in there somewhere. Yes, okay. Even par,
I can live with that. Holy cow. The definition is almost always first their last word. Okay,
Okay, but you're right, but it wasn't the first or last word here, and this one, it was
the middle word, but what are you saying?
It was the first word, right?
I forgot uncertainty was not the definition, even though I thought it was.
So you were right twice.
You're right once, because I wanted you to stop talking, and then once, because the
content of your message was valid, yes, okay, it's okay, it's very understand.
You may be right. Probably my favorite Nirvana song.
A new version of the site is available one second.
Why can't actors slap me in the face and help me get my life together?
We're blanched.
Could it be a good movie if they scrapped the sexism and the B story about the babysitter
and middle schooler?
Back this sexism. Better plot twists than shutter island.
Technically, I've seen half of this before, but I gave up because it was making me cringe.
A shameful move I know, but I have returned on my quest to rid myself of anti-Romcom,
fever, much better the second time. The scene where it all comes out in the open is amazing.
13-year-old boys are annoying. Imagine this film without character. A God sent.
The dramatic shot of actor eating a giant slice of pizza with primal music.
That backyard scene is always the peak of my existence.
This is the only movie that can make me somewhat recover from La La Land.
Scrapped the B story about the babysitter in the middle schooler.
I have no idea, man, at $145 million in the box office, $7.4, 3.7, that's pretty good for
a rom-com with 13-year-old boys, they's then confused, crazy stupid love, it has Amazon
Ryan Gosling and I get it now. So if you're fair, I fixated a little too much on all the
teenage boy comments that they have here, but if I may, why do so many of the reviews fixate
on that? I get that they're trying to clue you into what the movie is, but like there's nothing
about the main plot of the movie, which is Steve Corral, Julie, and more Ryan Gosling
and Emma Stone.
Nothing about the movie in the reviews. Yep, letter box. I'll go to that for letter box, though.
I do think it's like the worst movie review website, except for all the ones we've ever
tried. They said it was a B plot in the review. Maybe in your review, you include something
about the A plot. I mean, what do I know? I'm not Roger Ebert. Let's go check out
Cuddle. Cuddle is a good game, man.
Winston Churchill asked. And Cuddle is the
platonic ideal of a doll. All you need to do is one simple thing. Cut the shape perfectly in half.
No disrespect to other doll creators. What a crazy. What about an idea for a doll where it doesn't
open with a little pop-up frame that has 150 rules about how to play it. You just
look at a shape and go, okay, what's it? I'm going to eyeball it. What's about halfway here?
Boom, looking for this. That's horrible. That's fucking awful, man. 47, 53. God damn it.
What'd you do yesterday? That was a few days ago. I got a, I think I got a 43-57 the first time I played.
But the shape was fucked up. The shape was crazy.
All right, so I'm going to go pee and I'll be back to do some tier list. See you soon.
you
Yeah, we can do Bando.
Bamboo, Bando, fake ass loading screen on Bando.
Oh, shit, 2015 with 2 billion views, simply no other option, it has to be
Gangnam's style, two billion views.
This feels like Royals, man, by the Lord.
It feels like because I got high by I'm from in.
That's absolutely no idea.
There's something to that that sounds reminiscent,
but I can't place it.
That's really, really, really familiar.
This is, this is, watch me name A, watch me, watch me, bitch, watch me name A, okay?
Dear God, make it stop.
Holy, he got it. I do know this one.
I think one of the reasons I know it is because this must have been the year that Apollo and I were linking a bunch of like,
Thanks, Thanksgiving, themes, Facebook Slop to each other, just to get angry.
And one of them was like, watch me.
We have my mashed potatoes.
Watch me. We have my mashed potatoes.
That sounds really, it is kind of fleets content for sure.
I also remember the Despacito mashed potatoes one.
That is like, it's my mashed potatoes.
It's the one dish everybody hate those.
And you're like, it doesn't even make any damn sense, man.
Does everybody like mashed potatoes?
They're like one of the most, I think one of the most likable sides, man.
It's one of the best parts.
Like I get your twisting meaning to fit the meter, but it just boggles the mind.
The mashed potatoes are the one dish everybody hates.
Yeah, okay, buddy, whatever you say.
Anyway, let's do some tearless, bro.
We're going to do a bunch of tearless today, Jack, because I like to talk about, it's weird,
because it's like stuff that you would think is not important, but it's also the most important
stuff to talk about because this stuff we all have unawareness of like for
example let's do a tier list this is maybe the most hotly anticipated
content of the year so far I really want to do this one here's a lot to talk
about times of day tier list like we we can do the months we can do the seasons
we can do we can do foods we can do media properties whatever but this is
one thing that everybody has in opinion on the time of day. Now let's acknowledge
the obvious here, your schedule will probably determine how you feel about every
single time of the day. So if you could spare me the hand-ringing when I say
that like 3 AM sucks and you say something like, well, actually I work nights and
3am is when I get off from work. Okay, that's fine. And I believe you, but we're
trying to keep your head screwed on straight here. We're talking about for
normal, normal schedules, even though my schedule is not 100% normal either. Okay? So
I thought long and hard about how to do this. And you're right, let me move the
camera. This was the, you're right, and I'm not just saying that. Sometimes I'm just
saying it, but this time you're right on this one, I thought a long and hard about how
to do this.
I think the ease, you know, while you're right, the fact that these are in different orders
is crazy, but I don't know how to adjust that on the website.
You could probably click and drag, but we could be here all day.
I think the easiest thing is you start with the times of day that are the worst.
I think for me personally, the objective worst times of day are 3 a.m. 4 a.m., and I'm kind
of generalizing it, but we were talking about it a little bit in Shibley's chat, okay? On the
earlier end, some people that are really early birds might say 2 a.m., but I feel like there's been
times in my life where I've been awake past 2 a.m., looking at your phone and seeing that it's 2 a.m.,
Not the best time to see, but you're still almost like I could salvage this.
Like maybe I could sleep two to eight, wake up and like be good to go for something
and nine and not feel that bad.
But once you start to see three or four, like things get really nasty and four is much worse,
I think.
Four is like, I'm a should I even sleep tonight.
If I have something to do tomorrow, like, is it even worth sleeping tonight?
Or should I just stay awake at this point and tank it?
And then, I think if we're being realistic and this one hurts me to do, I move 5am up
one tier and the reason is this is when I wake up.
I think that 5am in the D tier is fine.
There's some good things that can happen at 5am.
You could schedule yourself getting up at 5am and not feel too bad about it.
But this is where I wanted to start the structure of the whole thing, the shape of it,
smell of it. Now, the other thing, there's, there's some interesting lenses to look at
this from. One is, how do you feel about times where you're probably asleep? Like, I'm
a sleep may be not here, but definitely 10, 11, 12, 1, 2, 3, 4. So is it good because you're
sleeping or is it bad because if you were awake, that would suck. I don't have an answer
for that, yes. So I'm going to move on to some different parts of the day. Okay? I'm going
to, I'm going to, I'm going to, I would go to the bottom. We're going to build out the top here
as well, okay? My personal ranking, and I said this to you yesterday, and this is what kicked
off the whole argument. I think there's three go to times of the day for a guy like me.
One is 10 a.m. They're all their equidistant. One is 1 p.m. And one is 4 p.m.
Through a weekday lens, I like them and on a weekend lens, I love them. Like I think
if I had to order them fully, I think 1 p.m. is my favorite time of the day. You're
probably either eating lunch or thinking about lunch. You've done some stuff in the morning
in the early afternoon, but you still got like lots of time left before bed.
10 a.m. I don't know. I think I, one of the themes of my life, especially after having
a kid is realizing that I think genetically or culturally, I'm programmed to be a morning
person. And I just tricked myself into thinking I was like a late night sort of guy.
10 a.m. feels like one of the best parts of the morning for me. Late morning mugs that
early morning for sure. But 10 AM is very nice. I like it. How's 10 better than 9? It's a
little bit later. It's that simple. In the morning, a little bit later is nice. And in the
evening, a little bit later, it can be a bit of a debuff. Also, in 10 AM, great time to get
brunch on the weekend. 4 PM? I don't know. I just love always like the vibes of 4 PM. Even
when I was working, even when I was in school, 4 PM is just a good vibe. After tunes
a great time a day. It's it's unfortunate we spend so much of it inside, but for PM I think
it's like, I'm never upset when I look at the clock and I see that it's for PM. It's that simple.
Now, again, I can really only rank this according to my own life. The A tears seem simple to me.
As much as I love these three signposts,
what are the other eighteers?
Well, okay, 6pm is an eighteer.
And I think 7pm, and this is on purpose,
but also I believe it, these are two really good times.
This is in the dinner window,
home from work, everybody's probably home from work,
catching up on the day, relaxing,
maybe tidying up a little bit to keep your living space
look in nice, this is like the freeest time of the day because you're like, I don't need
to go to, I'm not in a rush yet to go to bed and I have some time to like guilt free
decompress from whatever was stressing me out during the regular day.
How was that not about four?
Four is got some magic to it man, I don't know what to explain to you.
I mean, when I look at my watch, and it says 4pm, I go, that's awesome.
I don't know what to tell you.
Plus, keep in mind, that's right.
I am on the Pacific time zone.
So if you're on the Eastern time zone, you have to add three extra hours to all these.
So this should be four, and this would be seven, and then this would be one.
So you have to adjust this for whatever time zone you're in.
If you're British, you're probably looking at this going like, what do you mean?
What do you mean half one, half one GMT, are you deaf?
I'm taking a look at some other times that I want a cherry pick here.
Let's start times that are also bad, but are not as bad as three and four, which are obviously the worst.
2 is pretty bad.
And I like the morning, but 6 is not that special.
I mean, 6 am and 7 am have a much different
of 5 than 6 pm and 7 pm.
I think we would agree maybe that it depends on how much
of an early bird you are, but 7 am is like the first
possibly good to great morning hour.
This is, and I go to bed a little earlier,
but this is like you could go to bed at midnight
midnight wake up at seven and feel normal. You could feel pretty good about yourself. I'd say at this point.
Six is a little bit more like you have to commit to an early bedtime to be refreshed here. But seven is like
you with with some careful planning and some discipline you could be here for sure.
Uh, and rounding out the rest of the morning.
I'll just be honest with you. I, well it's tough. Seven also actually kind of,
I know what, I hate to do this.
I'm moving seven down one.
And I'm moving it down to give some space for eight.
And I think this rounds it out nicely.
The reason I'm not moving it down this time for six, seven.
This is here because I'm six, seven.
But I'm pulling the father card on this one.
Seven AM is actually peak morning stress for me,
because I have to get my kid ready for school
and then drop them off at school,
like within this kind of window right here.
But like the drive to school and the drop off
is not as bad as the mad rush to feed them breakfast,
get them changed, pack the school bag, fill up the water bottle,
you know, well, also trying to make sure that like you're
ready to start your day as well.
So I'm gonna say seven AM is actually, it's pretty low
at this point.
Now things get interesting.
Nune, Nune's a pretty good time.
I don't see a good argument to not put noon in the eights here.
Meal times are gonna drastically affect the waiting
of times of day for sure.
Now most of the time, if I could choose,
I would not be a noon lunch Andy,
despite waking up early,
I would be a one PM Andy if it weren't for the stream.
One PM just feels like the right time
to eat lunch to me,
even though this is perhaps canonically considered
like the platonic ideal lunch time.
But I just, you know, you know my thinking on this,
when you wait a little longer to eat lunch
in the workday, it means that you tank more
of the workday at the start and you have less
of the workday at the end.
So to constantly, you gotta imagine yourself as a horse
that has a carrot on a stick.
As much as if you're like, I want to eat the carrot,
what you wanna do is wait as long as possible
to eat the carrot.
Because after you eat the carrot,
There's no carrot.
So you might as well enjoy the fact, hey man, one day I'm going to get to eat that carrot.
Let's just keep kicking it down the road 10 or 15 minutes.
It's at least like I've something to look at.
100% what if I like the stick?
For me the juice is the squeeze, man.
Um, we're above or by the way, but no auto tune this time, unfortunately.
Well, I feel comfortable going in order.
One AM is a C tier time, and I'm vice-signalling a little bit here.
I'm splitting the difference.
One AM would suck for me to be awake at now or to wake up in the middle of the night
and look at my alarm clock and see there's one AM I would be disappointed.
But one AM is if you're a late person, one AM might actually be S tier.
There's something like, two is just starting to get too late, but like 11 is like the
night has just started.
One is like, oh, I've still got an hour before I'm going to feel guilty about how long
I've stayed awake.
One is like peak in your room, consuming the kind of media that you want to consume hours.
And it has the benefit of you being able to, I mean, you could, you could follow
So I think one is all right, man, 11am, 11am's tough for me.
I'm going to work backwards, okay?
I think one of my favorite nighttime hours,
and this might throw you for a loop, I really like 9pm.
of the evening hours, I think, nine PMs in my favorite.
Eight to nine, there's still some domestic responsibility
that I have to handle.
Maybe you're doing the dishes or, you know,
folding some laundry or something like that.
But nine PM is where the body switches from
do stuff to get ready for bed.
And usually I'm asleep by like 935 or something like that.
940.
So I like a nine PM.
A 10 p.m., I'm going to move it down it's here.
If I'm still doing stuff at 10 p.m.,
something's going terribly wrong.
This is where things get interesting though.
So I think there's going to be a lot of this is going to vary
based on your lifestyle, especially around the evening hours.
For some, it sounds crazy, for some reason, I feel like 11pm is better than 10pm.
And I have to say, even though the show has rarely been good in my lifespan, I think it's Saturday
nightlife.
I think it's, I think this 10pm means absolutely nothing to me.
11pm means one day a week, Saturday nightlife starts.
I don't know what it also, I don't know, 11's just a nicer number than 10.
That's why Spinal Tab did that.
As we all know, SNL's on an 830 Pacific, I don't like to spoil myself with the live broadcast.
I wait for the Pacific feed.
Sorry to say, 11 means you still got an hour till bedtime.
Yeah, an hour, like in reverse.
And then midnight, I mean, outside of New Year's day, I don't really care, midnight
to me.
If I was trying to follow sleep and I looked over at the clock and it was 10, I'd be like,
okay, this is not great, but it's fine.
If I saw it was 11, I'd be like, things are getting pretty bad, forgot to midnight.
I would be like, this is fucked up.
I had to take like some medication or something to follow sleep.
The one exception I do think on,
because midnight, the thing about midnight
is that it doesn't know where it is.
And if you were on here going, I'm a late night Andy,
I love midnight.
Well, I'm sorry to tell you, this is an early bird's late night hour.
My parents, for some reason, were staying up until midnight,
and then getting up at like 6.45 in the morning
to get ready for work.
And they, you know, what keeps someone awake
until midnight?
Now, this is, I'm dating myself a little bit here.
they were staying up to watch like
leno or something like that. What do they do in man?
They see a letterman. This is the way I look at you. If you're like, I'm not like you.
I go to bed at midnight and I'm like, well, you're still a baby too.
Well, you're staying awake to see what, you know, Stephen Colbert is saying on the late show or something like that.
Doesn't make any damn sense to me.
So I could be worse. Like it could be 3 a.m.
But I feel like this is just not a, it's just not an honest hour.
If I'm being, you know, perfectly crumbly with you.
Now, eight, eight is innocent.
But I will say I think it's a little bit worse than nine.
But it's probably, I mean, I think it's better than nine a.m.
I think it's better than 11 p.m. I think it's better than 10 p.m.
Absolutely.
What time does your daughter go to bed?
Literally like 15 minutes after me.
which is, I know it's insane, but she would be more tired if she spent half the day
thing in care of a five-year-old. I think it makes a lot of sense that my five-year-old
was asleep after me because she didn't have to take care of herself all day. She
didn't have the cook herself dinners, she didn't have to clean up after herself.
She didn't have to look at all the things that she's trying to show me, go and
And look at this, look at this.
Plus, she doesn't do 90 minutes on the palette on.
Dr. Tolman is stopped doing this.
So I got her on that 30-minute,
Crusher Core Regimen right now.
Anyway, five p.m.
This is going to vary a lot.
I feel like if you commute by car,
I give you permission to threaten my life
for rating five p.m. pretty highly.
The way that 5PM works for me, me personally, is that this is just after it's in this
liminal space between when we've gotten my daughter home from school and when the evening
duties start coming to pass.
This is like, it's almost like the 8 PM of the late afternoon.
six, it's time to lock in. What are we doing for dinner? Who's going to make it? When's
you're going to be ready? What's she going to eat? We got to get this done so that we got
time for back time later. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Five is like, it just chill. Let's see what's on.
Like it's before the news and the news is like the start of the evening, even though I don't
watch it. If you're on the Pacific, time zone, it's like, it's a nice time, too, because the
hockey games on the East Coast started like an hour earlier than this, so you could
you could catch like the second period when the games already over basically.
So I like five. I think five is pretty good. I think I would I would place five
very similar to eight personally. And yes, I am satisfied that we're getting kind of a
a normal distribution here, even though there's no, I guess,
logical underpinning for why this should have to fit a normal distribution. I mean, a lot of the
that they could suck ass and like very little of it could be good and that could be
totally valid for you but yeah I wow you're right now I got six over five even though
I used but I don't know good six here's the thing I did say six is worse because you
have to start doing some duties but the thing is after you do the duties you get to eat
the food you made and eating food really elevates an hour so I actually think this is this
makes sense. Six over five makes sense. Although five would be six on an early dinner day.
Like sometimes you end up eating dinner like 545 that would that might even move five
in danger of being in the S tier to be honest.
3 p.m. I'm trying not to let my recent
duties affect how I feel about 3 p.m. The 3 p.m. You might think that's
That's awesome for me because I'm not streaming, but it actually sucks for me because
I'm not streaming.
Because it means that I have to do all the other shit that I have to do that's not
streaming.
And one thing you need to know about streaming is that the streaming part is the easiest
of it by far.
Because all you're doing is talking shit and playing video games.
3 PM my time I finish lunch and I have to start replying the emails and oh finally clicking
on the DocuSign link, but the DocuSign link expired because they sent it a week ago.
So I got to email them with a pleading emoji.
Can you please send back the DocuSign link so I can ignore it for another week?
That's, and you got it.
I hate you want to hop on a quick call like that.
That's not really in the whole scheme of things.
It's not that bad.
But it's a lot worse than just like going live and then being like, hey, here I am.
I'm like a punchy.
So 3 p.m. Well, let me put it in my life.
3 p.m. is worse than 2.
It's really hard to not at least put it in the,
I mean, it's better than 1 a.m. though.
So I at least put it probably won't be on us.
I've probably put it like right.
It's like the median time of the day, I guess.
2 p.m. is peak for me.
Not peak is in my BP. Streams over, which is the end of the stream is peak like
fuck streaming for me. And then by like 8.58 in the morning, I'm like, I love streaming again.
So 2 PM is like an awesome. It's a release. Oh, I don't have to talk shit anymore plus within like
five minutes of finishing the stream. I'm eating lunch. So I actually feel like realistically,
it would be a little bit like that for me.
2 p.m. might be the best time of day.
And then 11 a.m. I got to think about 11.
11 has a significance for me because that was when we ate lunch in high school.
Which makes sense because you would start school at like
quarter after eight in the morning.
How would you feel for a minute to go?
I mean, I do, you know what, that's a great question.
It's not that bad, it's not that good, it's kind of just like a, it's just a time.
11 a.m. kind of just a time.
But 11 a.m. on a weekend is totally, I mean, like a lot of the working hours.
11 a.m. takes on a different sheen, if you're talking about a Saturday versus like a Tuesday.
So Tuesday at 11 a.m. it's just another just another domino in a long line at Domino's but 11 a.m. on the weekend when you're unemployed friends finally start to wake up.
Oh, that's a that's a good time.
You know what just for art sake. I'm pretty good man.
I can't be too upset about this, I think.
I do it.
Some of these are a little bit unhinged.
I would say, but for me, I think this holds true.
If I may adjust one thing, the one thing I would like to adjust, I want to move one
PM is so, not just coded.
Now, I'm going to move one PM down.
Actually, if you feel like one PM, with all of the structure that I've applied to this
So far, one P.M. makes a lot more sense right about there.
Ten and four just have a certain amount of magic to them.
Two is really good for a guy like me.
Fuck you, what?
Just because I made it look like a middle finger?
I think this is real for me, man.
There's some things that I think are basically non-negotiable.
I'm glad we can mostly agree that three and four AMs suck.
Again, one of my resolutions is to not argue over nothing, because I think that my brain
doesn't realize that it's meaningless, and people get mad at me for winning, because
they start resorting to ad hominimitax, but you're right, you're right when you say,
you're right when you attack me, and you're right that I deserve to be attacked.
That being said, when people are like 3 AMs, S tier, I mean, are we really going to do
this?
We're going to do the thing where I go, yeah, if you're unemployed, and then you lie and say you're like a paramedic.
Who's watching the stream in the ambulance right now and saves lives every day.
Like, well, let's not do that, okay?
We don't have to go through that.
We've already seen the steps laid out in front of us.
We've done it many, many times.
There are eight here.
I mean, if you work third shift or like a shift where you're awake at this time on purpose,
this 3 AM or 4 AM, this could be like, you're, I don't know, this could be your 6, this could be your 7.
If you are up at these hours, just kind of through inertia, I think that that's a cry for help.
Like, I don't think that's a good sign. If you're like excited to be awake at 3 or 4 in the morning,
But like the worst part of it is you only get like a couple hours of sleep before your parents wake up and start
Clangin' around and the kitchen getting ready for work
I gotta think about that
What time zone is this for? The good thing is you could just take this and then I'm so I'm in GMT-8 I think
I'm in GMT-8 so you can just add or
Subtract as much as you need to make this time zone this work for you and then you should print that out and put it on your
wall and these are words to live by. We should, you know what, in five years, we should revisit this.
Remind me five years. Okay.
That's tier list time.
And then, I mean, we got more tier list, bro. Let me think about what we got a lot's more tier list, man.
Like, here's a good one.
I mean, those watching on YouTube are like,
I bet he's going to do the human organ one.
Yep, you're right.
How do you know that from the title of the video?
So these are the organs of the human body.
It seems like the right level is in for me right now.
Let's start with the obvious.
You need most of these to stay alive.
So, I'm not going to, I can't just put everything in favorite tier because of the fact
that it keeps you alive, that doesn't seem very, that doesn't seem very honest, it seems
against the spirit of the quiz, okay, or of the tier list, I should say.
Let's start with this one, the greater omitum, is this, what is greater omitum?
You want to know what the greater omitem is?
It's a fat layer that protects your belly.
That's an organ these days, huh?
And yet Pluto's not a planet.
I would say, honestly, lame.
A, we're trying to get abs.
I'm sure this is probably the most stubborn fat
to get off your body without a doubt.
So for that reason, I thought respected.
Secondly, I didn't even know you existed, so I don't really care about you, greater
omitant to be honest with you.
Yeah, it's cool.
I'm sure it's important so that when you're moving around, your organs aren't like, you
know, rubbing on each other, crashing into each other and stuff like that, but we don't
really care to be honest.
Heart, I'm going to be a little controversial.
I'm going to say heart isn't the love it tier.
And the reason, is it, my favorite?
Well, it's really important.
There's no doubt about that.
It's also one of the organs that's most prone to fail, especially not to play the world's
smallest violin, but I am a man, and statistically speaking, like if I had to guess,
let's start with the basics, something is going to kill you.
If I die due to something in my own body going wrong and not like being hit by a self-driving
cyber truck or something like that, if I had to guess, I think it's probably going to be
this bad boy right here, just based on my lived experience so far, weirdly enough, I think
it's a fairly low chance to be this fella. This fella seems to be doing all right, but this
fella occasionally runs into problems. But it might not be that, it could be, I mean, there's
many things on here that could go wrong, but statistically speaking, this is probably
going to be in the one that goes for me. So if they had built it a little bit better,
you know what I mean? Like if it's pretty good that this thing they kind of started up,
I don't know, I don't know when the first heartbeat is, but it's before you're even born.
And then it can go for like 80, 90, 100 years, man. That's pretty crazy in and of itself.
So I got to put a lot of respect on the heart for that, but at the same time,
if they patched it and maybe it lasts a little bit longer because this seems to be the
point of first failure. This is like when you buy an air fryer with a hinge man, the
red editor's get on your case. We do need a heart 2.1. Also easy organ to draw because
they made it look like, well, they made it look like a heart shape didn't they? I know
Well, that's not really what it looks like, uh, IRL, but most organs fairly tough to draw.
Heart fairly easy to draw, or at least for people to know what you're doing.
Appendix, uh, I think, to be honest with you, I think I got to put the appendix, like,
straight in the lame tier, because it's one of those things you only hear about it when it
blows up and kills you.
This seems like an organ, it's like a dead man switch that the creator put inside of
you to keep you humble.
Just a little organ that most of its function is every time you have stomach pain, you
Google appendicitis symptoms.
Just to see if you need to get to the hospital immediately.
Just to keep life a little interesting, your stomach pain could mean that you ate too much
gluten or too much milk or milk product or it could mean that if you don't go to the hospital
right now you'll be dead in eight hours. So no thanks, bladder. I mean if I'm being a hundred
percent real with you and this sounds crazy it might be one of my favorites man. How
could it not be? Why would it be? Because if it weren't for your bladder you would just
be pissing as you made piss. The bladder allows you, it affords you the comfort and luxury
of being able to choose when to piss. I don't want to be pissing all the time or leaking
piss constantly. I would rather be holding piss inside so that I could get rid of it and
my own convenience. This thing just goes to dunk, to dunk, to dunk. This thing we have
a little bit of control over. We could be like just hold on a second. The heart affords
you the luxury of living. They all affords you the luxury you're right. You're right. You're right.
They all afford you the luxury of living with some very, very subtle exceptions here.
You'd be pretty messed up if you took your bladder out, okay? I think I'd have to imagine.
I think the, how could the bladder not be your favorite?
This having a shy bladder knock it down.
So, context for those who know or those who don'ts.
I do have a shy bladder, but I think it's one of those things that's like,
it's a misnomer because it's not really my bladder that's shy.
It's like, that's a problem with the brain,
whereas the bladder itself is kind of just like a bag.
So I'm not going to put shy bladder on the bladder.
It's shy bladder that goes through the brain.
But also there's no doubt, I mean, that's the homey right there.
It is like rating itself.
So I can't really not put it in favor, because it's me, which is crazy to say.
But as I haven't even seen it, you have two favorites.
I can, I'm saying I can have two favorites.
That's the brain is pretty amazing.
If we're being honest the brain is is kind of incredible the like okay
You pump blood around the body. That's amazing, but if we're being honest the hemoglobin binding to the oxygen is really doing a lot of the work
You're just kind of taking most of the credit your whole thing piss big-wup balloons could do that too
But it'd be the hard to get them in there like rate as you were born like it's amazing, but like we don't know what the fuck we're doing with this. This is crazy
Like this
You've just got a couple of little wrinkly pieces of halumni up here all of a sudden they're making past lives
Peter Broygil painting stuff like that man, Guy Fieri, A.O. Lee's like it's the amount of
Utility that this organ has is out of control. It really isn't saying
Ears
I think, I mean, it's not really your ear, it's your cochlea, hearing is nice.
I think I can say it's good.
Well, I'm going to say something and I apologize, there's going to be some bad faith
responses to this.
Eyes are really good, man.
Like if we're doing a discussion of like the things that enable hearing versus the things
that enable sight, eyes are, they're, they're mocking.
I'm genuinely, I should be, I say this is a messed up thing to say, I was going to say
I'm so sorry if you're a vision impaired, because like you don't know what you're
missing.
Being able to see seeing stuff is so integral to the lived experience for most people
that they can't imagine what it would be like to not be able to see.
That's what we're talking about here.
Like this is perhaps the only people will say, oh, what sense would you lose?
If you had to lose one sense, what would you lose?
What the last one that comes up in a room for the point dexter is touch.
Because all of a sudden people go, you start to feel like you're spalling all the time.
You have no pressure, reception, and stuff, okay, but that's literally like you're literally
finding an edge case to not interface with the question.
Eyes is the last one you want to lose.
Yeah, Garrett, dude, I'll lose smell, like, just for fun.
Seeing shit is so awesome, I wear some metal bullshit on my head every day just to do it.
For real, man, people won't eat, like, their heart will be failing, they won't even
take medication.
But if you have visual impairment, you're putting your fucking glasses on first thing in the morning.
So tell me that the eyes aren't like the top organ, or at least in the conversation
in your top organ. You know what, I have to say, now that I've seen a little bit more
of the competition, I don't know who blattered down a little bit, but the blatter is still
really good, but it kind of, it can't really compete with this, which is magic, essentially.
And then your eyes, which are turning light, well I guess it's kind of your optic nerve,
but I'm including it there, but it's turning light into like pictures in your mind, which is crazy.
I'm literally just going to say it, bro. It's okay. Don't get me wrong. I would love to keep
breathing, keep having air travel from the environment into my lungs, but you're basically
just a tube. It's not that big of a deal. You're also right. It is fucked up that of all the
design, and of course we all believe that we were designed by a deliberate creator, right?
Of all the designs in the human body, the tracheas messed up.
The food tube is the same as the, as the air tube, that's just not, I mean, let's
play this way.
God ain't got nothing on mouth when it comes to factorial.
They're not the same.
They use the same fucking highway, okay?
Maybe there's a switch or something, but they use the same fucking highway.
You shouldn't, on the main bus, you can't have food and air, bro.
Nobody really cares if the food takes a little longer to make it to the stomach, but
it's a big fucking deal if there's a little gap in the air making it to the lungs.
The trachea, I'm glad it's there, don't get me wrong.
It's hard for me with lungs, it's obviously better than the trachea.
Is it even close to as good as the heart?
I mean, you need him, but you need him all of this.
I don't know.
Not breathing is awful.
Pro-loosing anything.
It is lethal, losing your right, not breathing is bad.
Losing any of these is really nasty.
That's not the lens that we should examine this from.
Now, I gotta be honest with you.
I'm putting the lungs right there.
I mean, I don't really have a good explanation
to be honest with you. I'm just kind of not talking with it as much as the heart.
It's kind of amazing that there's like a lot of surface area and there it's sucking up a
lot of oxygen. Don't give me wrong. It lets your blood touch the air. Yeah, but who cares, man?
The heart, the heart lets the blood that's got oxygen touch my tissue, which is what I actually
need. The lungs are just a natural stepping stone to get the blood into the heart.
So I'm, I'm, you keep your mouth shut. I'm actually going to degrade it a little bit more.
I might even put it in May. It's okay. Because like you ain't shit without the diaphragm,
the diaphragm is out of your like stretching and contracting in order to actually like you're,
your passive bro. Your passive and the diaphragm is, is active.
Liver is not as cool as the other ones, but it has to go in the ester because it allows
you to absorb damage and recover, which is incredible.
They were cooking when they invented an organ that will regenerate itself.
That was smart.
Also, I know that at the core level of all science, it's all like applied physics,
but it blew my mind when, and this is one of the things you actually do learn in biology
and trust me, there's not much.
It kind of blows your mind when you realize that the liver removing toxins is basically
like a mechanical process.
That's fucking crazy.
When you get down to it at its microscopic level, the shit is all just different shapes.
If you're at first, you're like it's shapes when you're in like kindergarten.
Then you get into high school and you're like, actually, it's chemicals.
And then when you get into college, you're like, holy fuck, it's actually the shape of the fucking molecules, bro.
It's the shapes of the fucking molecules. It shapes all the way down. All there is is shapes.
The whole world is just built on shapes of ascending size.
Anyway, I think the liver is good.
The all-blatter certainly lame, literally never hear about it until it goes wrong.
So I don't see a good argument, I don't even know really what you, I think you hold
pile and other digestive enzymes, I really don't give a fuck to be honest.
But you know what you basically are?
You're basically the bad pancreas.
Now, the pancreas, this one's tough for me.
I think I'm going to have to put it in me.
It's okay.
I certainly understand the value of the digestive enzymes.
But it's another one that, to me, it kind of pisses me off.
Because the heart is so good at regulation and the pancreas is like,
you could have like two to many jelly beans.
And this guy's like, I'm out.
like fuck you. You were supposed to have three jelly beans and you had five jelly beans. Guess what?
Now you're sweaty. Now you're sweaty and you have anxiety and you're in a bad mood, congrats.
And it seems to go wrong now and this is one of the ones that if it goes wrong. Yeah, it's like
it's really bad. So I think in pancreas, like sure, you're better than a gallbladder, but otherwise,
I say thank you, unofficial NL bonds, by the way, thank you.
Small intestines, the whole intestinal stuff is very interesting here.
I feel like on a biological level, the small intestine is fucking crazy.
The fact that it can basically just sense food down a tube that's long enough
that hair on the side can get calories from it. That's nuts. That's kind of unbelievable.
You're saying that there's lots to think about here. One thing I would think about is like,
where do the small intestines rank versus the large intestines? There's no shop for me.
If I may, I actually feel like I got to put the large intestine in the lane. It's the top of
lame. It's not me disrespecting what it does but as someone with a very mild case of
IBS which is probably as much due to this motherfucker but you know you're always the last
person you blame. Dude is not like given his all every single day. Some days, road took way
through much water out of the poop and some days, bro took the whole day off and wasn't taking
any water out of the poop. Like can you just at least pick a side and I'm blessed in the sense
I don't have it that bad but like I just never know where I stand with this guy. Like it's sometimes
sometimes he's working overtime and then sometimes he's calling out sick. So I think I got to put
put the small intestines up in my good.
The large intestine, I'm not gonna say I could take it or leave it, but it is also kind of crazy.
You can't cut out like 80% of this and still be okay.
Okay is like relatively speaking and you as well, that I mean a surgeon, but.
The mezzan Terry, I'll be real with you. I don't know what you do, so I'm gonna put you in the lame tier.
But I think if you were doing something good, I would have heard about it by now.
Anyone know what this is?
Anchors, intestines, two-year-back, and innovates them with blood supply don't give
a fuck.
So, this is mortar.
I'm more of a brick guy myself.
I don't really care about the measuring theory to be honest.
And the lesser momentum, so this is a cushion effect that goes around other organs.
I'm going to be honest it seems like the greater
oh, man, I'm just doing a little bit more work, but I don't really know where to put your stomach.
Stomach's interesting.
I'm realizing how much I actually hate my body.
I don't think stomachs to go.
I think it's incredible.
I think it's incredible that it's like a biological reactor
that hits shit with like searing hydrochloric acid
and starts the digestion process. That's cool. But just the
imprimcible, I feel like anything that causes a common pain is, it can't be in the
love it here or above. Like you get a tummy ache when you eat the wrong stuff
sometimes and maybe that's not your stomach. Maybe I'm maybe it's strays but like,
like, no, man, what about a heart?
I mean, you gotta go to the hospital, I think.
I think I just gotta put the stomach in, like, is good.
I think a lot of you, if I may, I think a lot of you are conflating this with, like, the stomach with eating.
Eating is awesome, but like, eating is awesome because of your tongue.
But they don't have a tongue on here.
If I, honestly, if they had tongue on here,
might be one of my favorites.
I might, it would be love at her favorite without a doubt.
But stomach, I'm not given the stomach credit for the labor that's been put in by the tongue.
Splene?
You're like, I feel like I like you.
Even though you're one of the useless organs,
organs, you seem like less useless than the other useless organs.
This is one of it like when you get sick, it shoots out a bunch of white blood cells into
your body, right?
That seems good.
It isn't that appendicitis or appendix and gallbladder tier of things that get inflamed
in the cause problems.
I feel like unlike these, at least it's like, it's kind of a team player during the, you
know, during the average day.
cycles blood, part of the immune system,
explain, explain all right, man.
Spinal cord seems really good.
I didn't even notice that it was on the list.
But I think I'd have to give this spinal cord
like a lot of credit here.
It's kind of like the thing that enables your body
to do anything.
I know I've said that that's reasoning
that we should not use because that's for everything,
but like this one's really, really important.
This is the one that controls your breathing and stuff like that, right?
Also it's kind of like a spinal cord, it's kind of like the OBS of the human body.
Like it co-lates all the signals from all the sources and then allows you to do something
with that information.
So I mean, I got to put some respect on the goat OBS and kidneys
I kind of feel like kidneys for me. I kind of want to put them right up here a because it makes the it look nicer
But also like
I mean you can have problems with them, but I think my kidneys are doing a good job
They're generating the pee that the bladder holds they're keeping my blood clean which seems awesome to me
And they were really smart when they gave you two of them.
You have to put some respect on an organ where they gave you a backup.
I mean, it's not really a backup because I guess they really want you to have two.
But like, kidney stones though, one day I'm going to, there's going to be like a
carmic penalty for me.
I think kidney stones obviously are bad, but the way people talk about them as if they're
But common occurrence that everybody goes through all the time is insane to me.
I don't know if you guys have a diet that's so rich in oxalate that you just can't
not get kidney stones, but in my opinion they overstate the incidence of them.
At no point that I say they're not painful, but the fact that people are talking about
Kidney stones is a reason to be mad at the kidney.
It's crazy to me.
I couldn't even stand kept me in bed so long
that I quit vaping.
You're right.
But do you have a genetic predilection towards kidney stones?
I have that kidney stones were for like 53 year old normies.
How did you get kidney stones out of vaping age?
Like vaping is like a, it's a, it's the parlance of the 20 something.
Genetics, I got one at 25.
I got one when I was 12.
I drank way too much soda and not enough water.
And I've never gotten, I was not talking to you.
I have a rare genetic condition called Medulary Sponge Kidney.
Okay, well, that's it.
I'm, I'm big-sicin' you.
You're in edge case in this one.
You should rate kidneys low.
You might, honestly, you have my permission to put kidneys in lane.
Like similarly, if your poop's are all coming out good, you might be like, put the
large intestine up there.
That's okay.
My friend was eating six times a day and I warned him.
A year later he called me on anesthetic from the emergency room.
That's crazy, man.
I mean, here's the thing.
I don't think I'm necessarily six times a day, it's crazy.
But I do think there's a reasonable chance that at some point in my life I'll have a kidney stone.
But I don't think I will get a kidney stone because of the fact that I said kidney stone
incidents is overrated. You seem to have the, and you're right, by the way, but you seem
to have the naïve idea that if you never speak, glibbly about anything bad, then nothing
bad will ever happen to you. Bad stuff will happen to you. It came for free with your
brushes, if I get it. But most of it is going to come down to, in my opinion, at least,
genetics, environmental effects, your lifestyles, stuff like that.
It's not going to be Kefka spinning a wheel and going,
let's see what ironic punishment would be perfect for this person.
It's not going to be that.
It's going to be, you know, very likely to be something that either you have no control
over because the dye was cast when you were born, or alternatively, maybe too many, too
when you were in high school because the body keeps score.
Unfortunately, I wish they were in the case, but I think it is, man.
Anyway, this is, well, why don't we do a recap.
My organs of the human body system tier list.
No doubt in my mind.
Brain eyes.
Sorry, buddy.
Brain eyes spinal cord.
Really, really good.
My favorites.
Love it, liver is really good.
I feel like, excuse me, I'm gonna move,
ah, yeah, I'm gonna move bladder to the bottom of love it.
But this, this to me seems right.
And with the acknowledgement that the heart is goded,
but I mean, it's the point of failure
on a lot of people that are like me.
So I feel like I got a knock it down a peg
for that just to be honest.
It's good.
I mean, what do you want me to say?
Hereings nice, you're kind of metal
with the hydrochloric acid and stuff.
Oxygen's good, getting energy out of food is pretty nice.
You guys just kind of like a means to an end.
You're too finicky, this is a bratty, Oregon man.
You too, but I kind of got a little pomelo type look to you that I find very, very appealing.
And then lame, there's a lot of stuff here.
I mean, there's three themes.
One theme is, I don't know what you are, so who cares.
One theme is we only hear about it when something goes wrong.
and the other one is mine doesn't work as well as I would like it to, but that also could be the brain's problem. I don't know. There you go.
That's tier list.
Body parts.
You know what? I'm going to go pee.
All this piss talk, maybe you want to piss.
You know what's interesting? We, I don't know if you're still here with you.
We need to patch the English language a little bit.
dehydrated? I'm thirsty.
Low on calorie intake, I'm hungry.
Full bladder, I need to go pee.
This is not an elegant way of expressing desire.
There should be a word, a single word that indicates you have to go pee.
Pissy is not good because that means like moody, but piss-ly.
I'm feeling piss-ly.
But we could come up with something else, like, we don't say I'm foody, we say I'm hungry,
we have like a whole different word for that.
Almost feel like you say I'm tingly.
I'm tingly right now, I have to go pee, because the sensation of having to go pee is
like a tingle.
It's something to think about while I'm gone.
you
I'm back y'all and I'm back with more.
Fearless.
Just trying to think of which one.
Which one I'd like to do.
I mean, every guy you'll meet is really good.
Every guy you'll ever meet is kind of awesome.
The only thing is I don't like that it's, it has homeless as one of the guys.
I read, I'm looking at the rest of them saying, I think that's the only one that's like that's that's off.
It should be on-house. That's okay, I see your point. That's not my problem with it,
which makes that a very funny thing to say VIP Daniel. I see you there. That's a great end one on that.
Let me go.
Main.
Scene.
Okay, here we go, slash marker, tier list, guys.
All right, we are doing a tier list of every guy you'll ever meet.
And I don't think that this will actually be every guy you'll ever meet.
And there's a couple of reasons for that.
One is, many of these guys are actually multiple guys.
many guys fit into multiple categories.
Like, for example, smart kid, YouTuber.
Absolutely, those fit together.
Can we not call one death penalty to,
I feel like, I just be like,
the worst.
Go away, there you go.
how about that? The whole me can stay, though. I got this is the yard tier list. I did
not know that, but that's good because now there will be you can compare my results
with the people who made theirs on the yard as well. I also feel like I'm qualified
because I am some of these guys, the messy hair dead wearing vans, and I am also, I know
I know guys because I am a guy. Most of the people I know are guys, 100% not 100% of the people I know
is probably like 54% or something. Yeah, this seems about right. Anyway, let me just take
one more look at the categories. The homie, they're all right. Harmless, cringe, go away, the worst.
can proudly rap fast is white. I think that this is tough to me, because obviously this is me,
I think it's got to be in the harmless or cringe category. And I think it just depends on how
what they're rapping and how good they're rapping it. If it goes well they're harmless,
And if it goes crinch, or if it goes poorly, it's a little crinch, I feel like you know what he's trying.
I'm moving it up to see. I think weirdly enough, I think in 2009, this would be a D. I actually have more tolerance for it in, in 2026.
I don't know why, there's no B, okay, we'll take that up with whoever made the list, okay?
I don't know what's going on with that.
I'm going to, I think that the culture has moved in such a way that this is actually
better than it was 15 years ago.
15 years ago, you were like, oh, white guy who wraps, this is ridiculous.
I think in 2026 you're like, oh, finally, oh, white guy who doesn't just listen to the
country, we've done it, we've fucking done it.
It's important, memorize, rap, or cringe, come on, bro, you want them to free style non-stop?
It seems unreasonable, man. You think you got Eminem confused with Nome Chomsky?
Um, yeah, Dan, this is the, this is the every guy tier list on a ranking from the homie to the worst.
car guy classics. This is, he's not the homey and that's my fault, but they're all right.
If I was more into cars, I think that would be the homey. Otherwise, I think that I have
no problem with the classic car guy. Doesn't bother me at all. Cars are bad. You might
get to look for the, first of all, right, but you might be too woke for the tier list.
You need a tier list that is one tier that says, it depends.
And one tier that says, Republican coded, and then you could put like, you know, maybe
car guy classics or into Republican coded, and then some of the other stuff in the it depends.
And then you, then it would, then it would be fine.
I mean, this guy seems okay.
I really don't encounter these guys all that often, except sometimes you will be like,
I need to go to Canadian tire, and then you go to Canadian tire, and there's like a hundred
to old dudes in the parking lot with classic convertibles.
But they're never like causing a ruckus.
You know, it's bad as motorcycle guys.
No disrespect to the motorcycle guys in Chab,
but they're like annoying.
Very often annoying.
The classic car guys are mostly just walking over to other cars
and going like nice cars.
It seems like seems okay.
Messy hair, dad wearing vans.
I think I need more information on this.
I don't know, this is supposed to imply something, and I want to know what it's
implying.
I do think it's cringe.
The information's on the screen.
Well, I'm just trying to think of what this, like, to me, this is kind of like, you
know what I say, Mormon family, YouTuber coded.
This is kind of like one step up from now.
This is like guy on YouTube that's still making song parodies.
Like they haven't recognized that they're 51 yet.
They still feel like they're like 32 or something like that.
But doing stuff that like a 24 year old would do.
So I, it's cringe.
I don't think it's quite go away.
To me, this is like your dad who still listens to pop punk or something like that.
diffuses to grow up, which is a little, the pop punk itself is not necessarily cringe.
The obsession with never, ever growing up, I do find a little bit cringe, but I wouldn't
put it in the goal later. It's not like scary or like giving off that vibes. It's just sort
of like, you know, move on. Can proudly rap fast isn't white. Now, I don't make the rules
on this one? That's just better. They're definitely in the all right. They might even
be the homey to be honest, just like I might have elevated too. And again, I'm not making
the rules. I'm simply observing the culture around me. I think that that, I mean, if I'm
being honest, nobody in the circle wants to hear me rap. But if Kate was busting it out,
I'd be a little bit of a different story.
Has never worked ever, Eisen?
This must be a little American for me.
I don't say it has never worked at Verizon.
It's still the homey.
It never, never, not worked at Verizon.
Oh, oh, has never, not worked at Verizon.
I don't know how to think about that.
It's never not worth ever rising.
Stuck in the Verizon minds.
I do feel like if you've worked at a cell phone store
for a long time, I'm sure that sucks
and it has an impact on your personality,
because it seems like you have a lot of pressure
to upsell all the time.
I also, one of the, I have many blind spots
for North American retail culture.
I don't understand how there's so many cell phone stores.
I know everybody has a cell phone, but it still seems crazy to me that there's so many cell phone stores around everywhere.
Like, I can't remember the last time I've been into a cell phone store.
I think Kate bought me this phone online and she bought her phone online.
I phone broke the other day so I had to walk into the store.
That's a use case that I can understand.
For sure.
I don't think they're money laundering.
Like listen, the ones that are like will repair your phone or your iPad.
I do believe that there might be something a little untowards going, or at least like it's a cash heavy business.
But like all the like, tell us and virgin mobile stores and stuff like that, I don't think,
I don't think they're doing money laundering. I just don't know. I don't know what's going on there.
I guess maybe if you're a certain age, if something goes wrong on your phone, you just walk into the store and fix it.
I don't know. I have no idea. I'm going to say, you're homeless. If you've never
not worked a Verizon, I don't know what that says about your character. So, the skater,
I mean, I don't think you can sort people into archetypes that universally explain how
how they are, I feel like the skater is the homie man.
I'm sure there's skaters with bad vibes.
I feel like buying large as far as hobbies go,
skaters seem cool.
It might be, if you're like 15,
I don't know, they might be like,
loitering or something like that,
but at my age, if someone, my age, skateboards,
they're usually pretty cool, or at least they act pretty cool.
Can you draw the cool S, we're going to speak about the cool S. Apple Hater, Apple Hater
to me is cringe. And it's not because I love Apple. I'm in the Samsung ecosystem and
I don't really care about Samsung either to be honest with you. But it is thank you for
saying it's performative because I agree 100% guy who like no matter what is like, you
know the most popular phone on the planet actually it sucks. Yeah, we know bro, we know
We know they're pushing updates that are making the phones worse, but can we talk about something else?
We know they took the headphone jack out. I'm not, I don't, I can't solve that problem. Could we please just tell the person on the bus to where Bluetooth headphones?
I know they took the headphone jack out, but I don't have any influence over that every single time.
You ever noticed people are playing their music really loud day on the bus these days?
Oh, in 2013, Tim Apple took the 3.5 millimeter headphone jack out.
Bro, I don't know him. He's not the homey.
I think he's probably in, you might be in the worst, okay?
He might, he didn't go away or the worst here, okay?
But I don't, he's not the homey. So why are you acting like he's the homey?
The coolest one who's low-key dumb. I mean, this is crazy. I think that's the home.
That's that's the funniest guy you'll ever meet
That one friend you have who's a little bit stupid and then you call them stupid and they go, yeah
I think I think that's every friend group needs someone like that. I think that's an awesome glue guy to have in the friend group for sure
guitar guy
It can go many ways if I'm being honest, but I'm going to put it into cringe for myself.
So I feel like the way the guitar guy often manifests.
If you play music, it's probably a little higher, but a one guitar guy in a group of non-guitar individuals is a little cringe for you know what?
It might be go away.
I don't think they're evil people.
But I think it does, I mean, listen, this is just, I hate to see a guitar cell come
into the party.
I'm putting myself back in my mind like 18 years ago.
You're having a perfectly good conversation, then all of a sudden he's like, everybody
shut up, I'm going to play like the worst cover of closing time by semi-sonic you've
ever heard, and you know, oh, no, man, no.
We were having a weird, we were playing
Fuck Mary Kill, Bro, I don't want to hear you sing
all of closing time.
But it's not like, I think you could be a guitar guy
and be cool, it's just how it manifests itself.
If you, like Justin plays guitar in his stream
sometime, sometimes, that is, well, Justin's the homey.
I would say, that's, they're all right.
Because sometimes I will tune in and he's playing guitar,
and I'm like, that's cool.
I like hearing and play the guitar. I didn't know he could play music.
Apparently he was in a band at some point.
And if you don't like it, you can just leave, which at worst would be harmless.
But guitar guy in a venue where he brought his guitar,
and he's the only guy with a guitar. That's a different story.
Patagonia Peter Cosplayhiker.
I'm projecting a lot on the Patagonia Peter. I do dress a little bit like Patagonia
Peter from time to time and also everybody I know that's a man whose my age is almost
Patagonia Peter. I have to put it I'm putting it a little bit in cringe and the reason
I'm putting it in cringe as well.
I feel like you would look at this and be like,
you've put it in cringe because they're taking
their oral farming, the idea of hiking
without actually doing the hikes.
But that's not really what I'm putting it in here for.
I feel like it embodies a certain type of 37 year old man
archetype that's like, and I'm planterizing myself here
admittedly, but like guy who's he listens to a lot
podcast, but all of the podcasts are about business or fitness or self-improvement,
reads exclusively like non-fiction self-help wants to turn every conversation into a discussion
about like AI and stuff like that. So that's why I'm putting it a little bit in the cringe here.
Because I've realized the more people I talk to my own age, the more I've realized something
happened and every guy I went to school with. Not every look as I
mouth is not like this, but a lot of guys I went to school with, I blinked and
they turned into this guy and I don't know when it happened or what happened but
they're they're they're numerous. Let's put it that way. Like they're we're
We're finding common ground talking about Marcus Aurelius meditations, but then I find
out that they're reading it to get like business insights into how to manage their
team of software engineers, and I'm reading it to figure out how based and on bothered
Marcus Aurelius was when his wife fucked a gladiator.
Turns out actually wasn't so stoic when he found out about that, right?
Because he fucking killed that guy and then made her take a bath in his blood.
All I'm saying is Marcus Aurelius might be a little bit...
might be a little bit of a phony. It's a myth, whatever. We don't even know if Marcus
really is his real man. Can I say something? Messy car guy annoys me but is harmless.
Like I mean, I mean, I don't understand people whose cars are like fucked up on the inside,
Like you got to clean your car.
Hey, because it's a little crème-shab, it's a little crème-shab.
It doesn't, I don't think it says anything about your personality.
They're just depressed.
You guys are using depression as like a bomb for every ache, man.
A lot of these guys aren't depressed.
They just are not mindful about their surroundings.
They're eating McDonald's in the car because it tastes good and then throw in their
wrapper in the back and then go and out of sight out of mind.
That doesn't make them depressed, man.
They might be the happiest guy you know.
But I do think it is decoded to live with a car that has a bunch of food wrappers and
shit in it and crumbs all over the ground.
So I mean, I think it's crange, I don't think it's that bad.
car guy everyone, everyone closed your eyes. Car guy animistic or Honda Civic. That's
to me that's like a go away. I don't think it's the worst. And it does, if I may, I want
to explain myself, hey, I live in a region where I see this a lot and be, I am not thinking
about someone who has like a hollow live bumper sticker. There are so many cars with like
the full anime rap here that is just like they're asking for attention and I also feel
like if I may and that this might be me projecting but I feel like there's a level of like
I got bullied in high school I was maligned for my interest in anime well check this out
I have a nice car that has an anime rap on it so check it out bullies on the highway like I'm
in mocking you, but I didn't do the bullying,
and I still have to see that shit.
So I think you're the asshole, bro.
Yeah, thank you for saying it's anti-social.
I do think it's anti-social behavior.
I think it's a car that they wrapped it like that to baits.
They want to be, they want to cause conflict, they want to be in a fight.
It's an anti-social type of behavior.
It's not pro-social, it's anti-social.
And the other one is you might be saying,
well, I'm just doing it because I love the anime.
Okay, bro, but that's insane.
What kind of cult are you being indoctrinated
into where you watch the show?
And you're like, I'm gonna put that on my whole car.
That's not any more wholesome to be like,
I'm putting the character on my whole car
because I love the show that much.
Although, I got me thinking, God,
I'm like, I'm in child, rats.
Rivian R1 would be so sick.
Like a big speech bubble on the back that said,
like we had a good thing going or something like that.
Oh, shit.
Can I say another thing, you Quirk Chungus,
you use bookstore smelling, wanna be offs out there?
I'm sick of seeing your VW beetles
with like 90 bumper stickers on the back.
I had the first time I saw it, okay?
I said that's kinda cute that they're playing it up,
and they got a hundred bumper stickers.
They're maximizing it, it's campus kitsch,
but now I see it every day.
It's no longer special,
it's very annoying. Don't hawk at me. I get scared by loud noises. People are dying
Kim. This is serious shit, okay? Redneck lives in the city. Really annoying. If I'm
I'm, is closely posting, I just listen, people in the city still need to have blue
collar work done.
All right, they still need construction and concrete and electrical work and masonry and
stuff like that.
But not all you guys drive in the Ford F150 Raptors and the lifted Dodge Ram 1500s
with the fuck-trude-host stickers are doing blue collar work, bro.
Some of you guys are flipping off Facebook Marketplace.
You're taking advantage of the comforts and delicious foods
afforded by our slightly more liberal metropolis
to have the bubble to virtue signal
that you hate the last prime minister.
This sheet is annoying.
Also, the roads are too narrow for your big ass truck.
And if you've got some boards and some fucking concrete back there,
that's fine, man, like you're doing some shit.
If you got nothing back there, get off the road.
So I'm trying to fit the Fiat 500 down the El Bernie street in brush hour.
Chill out.
Anyway, the trucks are always clean too.
Yo, Chibli, are you here?
Greatest idea of all time, inverse car wash.
for people who want to signal being blue collar workers,
but they actually work in private equity,
or they're a realtor.
You drive your clean truck through something
that sprays a bunch of mud on it,
so everyone thinks that you actually are a blue collar worker.
The car dirty, man.
Yes, man, that could be sick.
that could be good. Fake load for the back of the truck. I mean, people are by a fake
books to put in their zoom background. Maybe a one pound skeleton that looks like not
not a literal pile of bones, but like a scaffold that just looks like some heavy bags
of concrete at some wood, styrofoam too, but that would be fucking stick when styrofoam
dog and the back of the truck and stuff, oh, not listening, waiting to talk, can I
say something? That's harmless, man. That's like 90% of people. And if I may, that's
100% of people, you guys are, you're so, you're lying, you're misrepresenting yourselves.
This is 100% of people, just not in a 100% of situations.
You are not an active listener for every single conversation you have in your life.
You should endeavor to be an active listener for your spouse, in your friends, in your family,
and like someone that's pouring their heart out with problems and venting their trauma.
Most conversations that you have in your life, you are not really listening, you're just
waiting to talk or for them to stop talking.
You're not, you're lying to me.
If you're saying you're an active listener when your coworkers are telling you about
like what they did on the weekend and you're not friends.
Self-report, insane, absolutely insane.
I think you hate this person because it feels bad to want someone to actively engage
you in conversation because you're saying something that you think is interesting and
they're clearly just waiting to talk but in most conversations you will be this person
because talking is more interesting than listening.
Can we at least agree it's cringe?
I think it's literally harmless because it's doing no harm.
I don't think it's cringe at all.
I think it's normal behavior.
I'm leaving it right here, extreme self-report.
You're literally just waiting to chat.
You're not listening at your right, by the way.
But you're not listening to what I'm saying.
You're just waiting to chat.
You're waiting for me to stop typing,
so that I will be glancing at chat,
so that I will be able to have the active attention
to read the message that you're writing deliberately
in the time when I'm not talking.
Moving on. Extremely nice, not funny. That's the homey.
100% as the homey.
Hell yeah. I'm glad I saw some people going. What? This is not okay. If I think we're getting a little confused.
Nice guy, not nice, would be cringity. I wouldn't say go away because I think a lot of those guys are still
harmless, even if they have bad vibes, but that's down here, genuinely nice, but
has no sense of humor, that's a glue guy in the friend group.
Now often, I hope this is an insult to you if they're watching.
My friend group with mouth, we had an extremely nice guy who was not funny, and he's
a treasure.
It's not mouth, mouth is nice and funny, but we had a guy in our friend group, he was
also a car guy, he was unbelievably nice, and this is just one instance, but the
night where we got rock band and I shot off the fire extinguisher in the my roommates
room who was away for Christmas break and covered absolutely coated the bottom floor
of the house in fire extinguisher dust, he woke up early and swept it up.
That's like the nicest person that's ever existed.
He also because he was a car guy, he volunteered to drive everyone everywhere all the
time and his house was the designated smoke spot even though he lived with his parents.
I don't really know what the dynamic was there, but it was fine, like it wasn't like
It was nothing, on towards happening. It was just like, you know, it was just a casual sort of relationship there. That that's why they're in the home.
Me tier.
Every I think about this guy all the time and talk to him and like 15 years, I should message him and be like, thank you so much.
Very all the nice things you did.
He wasn't that funny, but he was a great, he was a glue guy.
So you were a leech. No, I was he. He got our jokes and we got his politeness. There
was a trade. There was an exchange of value. Also, we were not letting him hang out with
us because he did stop for us. We were letting him hang out with us because we were the
letting is not a good word to use in that situation. But he was nice to hang out with because
He's very nice and boy!
We did not take advantage of him. That's the homie bro.
Always lying. I mean, that's pretty bad. Always lying is really bad.
I may have taken it too literally.
Did he smoke with you guys? Not only did he smoke with us. He bought the weed,
Bro, always lying is obviously this is the worst. Assuming that it's that always is always.
Just you never know where you stand with someone like this.
YouTuber and I'm not even like, I'm not trying the virtue signal here.
YouTuber is the worst. And listen, you could say that I'm in this group and that's fine.
like, I hate being around other YouTubers.
There are so many YouTubers that even a small percentage
of exceptions is enough to meet a lot of really good people,
but like broadly speaking, there are few,
like occupations that would rather meet the average
haveer of that occupation of than, then,
YouTuber for sure.
Because if you think it's bad enough
that every conversation is about AI,
way for every conversation to be about the algorithm.
Oh, the algorithm killed my last video.
So I had to mix up my whole flow.
I had to mix up my whole flow.
And I started, oh, then I didn't change the video at all.
Then I reworked the thumbnail and the click through rate went up 70%.
How I do not really care to be honest.
So I put it as a big year to evil person.
It's just kind of an uninteresting.
And I've been there, by the way, I hope to not go back.
Tyler, the creator fan, I have no idea what this means.
I know it's an artist, I'm going to say harmless.
I don't necessarily think outside of a couple of exceptions,
being a big fan of a, now I've got to go a lot faster.
Being a fan of an individual artist says that much about you.
Instagram tourist, I haven't on woke opinion about this.
I do think it's bad.
I do not think it's harmless.
The harm is that it's annoying to me.
I might even, if I'm standing tall,
I might put it an ego away.
Not the worst, but like the YouTuber's stuff is bad,
is bad, but at least if you are at a point like you have an audience, the Instagram stuff
is crazy to me because I'm like, who's following you? I guess I just don't get it.
Like any time I go almost anywhere, everybody's taking pictures of everything. And I'm like,
what are who's looking at this? I just don't get it.
It's different, like if I see a 61-year-old mom taking a photo of the Gastown steam
clock on her iPad.
I'm like, that's going to the family group chat.
That's fine.
But you know, you're going to make me say it, 17 poses, just taking a picture of like
Canada place or something like that, like where I really did, and I don't know what happened,
but the radicalization came from the inside, being depressed in that Japanese aquarium
that was beautiful.
And nobody taking pictures of the fish, everybody taking pictures of themselves, looking
at the fish, did something to me on a spiritual level.
I've given the benefit of the doubt and been like, well, I don't really understand
this Instagram stuff, but you know, way, God love them, they're harmless.
At that point, I went, no, this is, this society is sick.
Our culture is diseased in some way, and we need to, we need to figure out what the problem
is before it spreads to the point where we can't reverse the rot.
Something about it, the Saterio Cafe was also really bad.
Don't give me wrong, but that one took me even deeper into hell, I think.
Also, I'm trying to eat at ramen thombo, but it takes me ten times longer to get inside of ramen thombo,
because everybody at ramen thombo as soon as they get the ramen, they take the seven team pictures of the fucking ramen to post science,
again, themselves holding the chopsticks with the spoon, taking a performative sip of O.A.O. Cha, quick dinner before we go out to Stanley Park,
and I'm like, this was meant to be even fast so we can all get in and get out of the restaurant. There's like 20 seats!
And who's weird? Like I don't know, probably in my life I probably encountered people that are taking photos like that that have hundreds of thousands of followers. But like you, you can't all have hundreds of thousands of followers. Most of you probably have like 50 followers. Why are we wasting all of our time doing this?
Anyway,
I can see how that would be annoying because I think that's me, but I'm going to put that in all right.
I do think, I mean, this is like my, it's the anathema of being, well, maybe it's not the anathema of being a YouTube.
But I do feel like, well, I think this is me, Megrez, to be honest, I think this is me.
I have a lot of character flaws for sure.
This I could completely see how annoying it would be that I
I'm almost like the inverse of this guy except I wouldn't say I'm evil and I wouldn't say I'm extremely funny
But I am kind of always trying to find a way to get a laugh in every situation
I almost don't understand how you can have a conversation that's just like trading information without at some point
Trying to get it a laugh out of it and I think that's wrong
I'm not trying to say that my model is the right model, I'm trying to say I could totally get how that would be annoying.
Now obviously I know there's some situations where you don't joke.
But my brain, the first instinct is almost always what would be the funniest thing to, not even for them, the funniest thing for me to say in this situation to make myself laugh.
And I think that that's all right, but it could be really, really irritating.
Like there are people who don't vibe with me, and I'm like, that makes sense.
I'm actually surprised that more people are not like, man, fuck this guy.
I don't think I'm that hateable or like a firebrand, but I am sometimes surprised
that it's like, there's broadly like some like ability out there, and I'm like, that seems
It's crazy to me, but...
...contrarian...
Maybe this is a contrarian, take it's meta-contrarian.
I'm not sure that this is...
...to me, I almost find the label worse than the sin.
Because I feel like people that are genuine
contrarians are quite rare, but in actuality,
this is only used if you have like two opinions
that go against the norm.
People go, oh, you're just the contrarian.
Well, there's like a, you know, a million things out there,
inevitably if we were to look at everybody's opinion on all of them,
we would all have contrarian opinions.
You're a contrarian, you're right. I'm not going to argue with you. Actually, I think
if you look at letterboxs like most of my scores are like pretty, pretty in line with
consensus. Plus or minus one star on average, plus or minus probably half a star on average
to be honest. One exception, I do think my old ass is not very good. I think that that's,
I think that it's coasting on a big emotional payoff on the ending that erases the
the fact that the rest of the movie that predated it was not very good. But I feel
like with Brooklyn too, while Brooklyn is, I'm sorry to say this, I'm not trying to
be a contrarian. Within my demo, people hate Brooklyn. I think if you're 67 years old
and Irish American, you left the movie and you called your grandma and you said,
thank you so much for going through all that shit. I really appreciate it. But if you're like
my age and not Irish American, you're kind of like, I can't believe this is in Roberts and
Mekus, like it's so schmaltzier, the character has absolutely no interiority whatsoever,
it takes no ownership of her own life and it's full of like total bullshit. What do you mean?
They don't know how to wear swimsuits in Ireland. What are you talking about?
Doesn't even make any sense that did not happen. They didn't even even did have a new
care is not interesting.
I need to know something about
Elish as a character. I don't know anything. I know I know her.
Her bio, I know her Wikipedia entry. She's this old age. She came from here.
She works in a department store. I don't know anything about her values.
Or what makes her tick? Oh, here's a scene. Isn't it crazy?
We're teaching her how to eat spaghetti. Bro, that's like a 30 second lesson.
You don't need a whole scene.
You just put it in between the times of the fork and eat it.
Like it's not hard.
I'm contrarian is harmless, honest.
I don't think they exist.
All right, I think their existence is heavily overstated.
Versus the modal use of contrarian,
which is they didn't like something
that I and most other people like to once,
so they're a contrarian about everything.
Uber eats Door-Target demographic, literally they could be judged for it, but it's not
my business.
That I have no, like why would that be bad for me that my friend is ordering Door-Target.
I don't understand.
It is literally the homey for one, but like also who cares?
harmless then. Oh, I mean, this is, I think this is a buff. I think this is, I mean,
worse, I put them in there all right, but like the reason I think is awesome is because
when you're hanging out with them, they might be like, I'm going to get some door dash. And
one of the best times to get door dash is when you don't suffer the calming dead of initiating
the door dash purchase. I'm not even saying they'll pay for it. I'm just saying like if they,
if they're willing to tank the spiritual penalty for starting the order, oh, no, no,
God could blame you for adding something to the order, they're already spending the gas to drive out there.
What's one, what's one McDouble in a nice coffee with old beverage?
So next row, 0.25% in gas.
I think this is the home.
Crypto guy gambler?
Okay, Crypto guy gambler is
is, this is crazy to say, let me work with this for a second.
Crypto Guy gambler is harmless, even though they do harm.
But for the purposes of this, okay, cringe.
You shouldn't be doing that, it's not harmless, but it's cringe.
Crypto Guy real is go away, possibly even the worst.
And this is not me, I'm not even saying that there are no real use cases for crypto.
Maybe there are, and I just don't know them.
But I just, I sort of respect the self-aware guy that is like, I want to make a lot of
money, and I know it's stupid, but I'm going to buy meme coins because they could go
100x versus the guy who's trying to convince me that this is actually going to change
the world. And in 10 years everything that we do now is going to be on the blockchain.
Even if this guy somehow ends up being right, I just don't want to hear about it anymore,
because it hasn't happened yet. This guy, if you are, you might think, because I hate gambling,
that I would hate you for gambling. That's not the case. Please tell me about your fucked-up
gambles. I love to hear stories about other people gambling, because I like live
vicariously through it. Oh, you just bought 10 grand in like a meme coin on some
kind of chain I've never heard of before. I'm honestly rather I'm wishing you
the best. As long as you're not completely ruining your life, I'm wishing you
the best. I really don't care if the throughput for your favorite chain is a
100 times faster than Bitcoin.
I just, because I don't even know what you're like,
I guess I just don't know what you're doing with it.
Like, I get, I'm just buying my coffees
with Google Wallet right now.
I don't need, that's like a solution
in search of a problem for me.
Self-titled intellectual guys, I have 39 minutes.
I got a, this is like two minutes per guy.
Some of these guys are not that interesting.
We got to be a little faster.
I thought the stream died because everyone's saying F.
Is that, I mean for this, I'm just thinking about like,
I mean, it's not as bad as YouTube,
but it's not go crazy.
I feel like this is like,
guy who has applied the label to himself
so that he, everything he says is smart,
instead of being smart, so everything,
Instead of, if you'll excuse me, he's stylized himself as an intellectual so that the
label means that everything he says is automatically smart and profound.
Instead of saying stuff that's interesting, so people start to style him as an intellectual.
Smart kid who fell off, that's, that's, they're all right.
I have no problem with smart kid who fell off.
If did kid who in college is not doing well in school, what do I care?
It's not my business, their parents are paying for it.
Hopefully they find something that they like to do and they dedicate themselves to it.
Otherwise, I mean, I got no problem hanging out with someone who's smart but is not doing
well in school, then I know you're saying you do it every day because it's chat, but
I mean, some people in jail, we probably got all these people in jail, I know we got
some YouTubers.
I'm sure we got some real crypto guys and lots of crypto,
gambler guys, trying that we might not have any, uh,
can probably wrap fast non-white chatters.
That one might be the one where we're kind of looking for a unicorn,
but I'm sure we got lots of can proudly wrap fast white chatters,
if I had to guess.
Because the streamer, of course, influences the people that come to chat.
concert festival guy harmless i don't care
i'd well i kind of care because i've been gone to a music festival guys who
go to a lot of music festivals i'm not gonna say that they're evil but some of them
do give off kind of bad vibes
edm festival guys i mean you to be honestly you would know better than me
i'm scared of guys who like to camp at music festivals that that and i have no
that on this but this is what like that vibe freaks me out is like a guy who loves to sleep
in the mud surrounded by other people like that is a vibe that I can't reconcile with my own
life but whatever as far as I'm concerned harmless imagine I told you I was going to an
EDM festival with God is my witness, Chibli I would I would say that seems right and I don't
You want to even mean this in a bad way?
I think you're doing the, you're making up for last time.
I said Coachella, but that's fine.
Okay, sorry, not an EDM festival.
I mean, I don't know enough about Coachella to know why that would be bad.
I wouldn't be surprised though, because it doesn't that should take place in California.
You're so accepting.
I like when people do things.
I like it because you're sampling from this or who to replayed of life,
you lived at home and now you're not living at home.
And you have the opportunity to have more freedom than perhaps you've ever had before in your entire life.
Eat the cheese, eat the paté, have a gurkin, eat the pickled garlic.
Some stuff is going to be to your liking and some stuff you're not going to be
f***ing with that much.
And that's how you figure it out.
The reason I think that they're not the homie is because I do feel like I, and this
is just common online, I don't want to have my, like, I just put in two hours of emotional
labor watching a movie, why are you giving me more work by suggesting if you like that
watch this next. What you should say instead is great job watching that movie and your
thoughts on it were interesting. That's what you should instead of saying if you like,
if you like that movie that you barely made it through to begin with because it was a little
boring, here's an even longer and more boring one. I don't even care if you watch it, I just
want you to watch it because I told you to watch it. If there was something on here that was
I was like, guy who's always recommending media, I would probably, it's not here, but
I might put it in cringe.
I'm like, you are the human personification of the algorithm, bro.
Half weed.
Half weed is all right without a doubt.
There's something, anime is like, sorry, I was in danger of making like a dayberry
quote or something accidentally.
I feel like it's like hot sauce, like adding a little bit of anime or Japanese cinema,
something like that to your media taste, it amps it up.
It brings out like more interesting flavors.
And when you go all the way, it's just too much.
A little bit goes a long way.
Kate, look away. Well, this is a guy's tier list, so she doesn't have to worry about
that. If this was a girls' tier list, it would completely change a lot of this stuff.
Like, let me think about this for a second. Not listening, waiting to talk. That's
the homie. Why is a man talking and a woman listening when the woman should be able to talk to?
Contrarium? Oh, so it's illegal to disagree with the man. Now that's the homie.
Uber eats stored ash target demo. I think women should be able to eat wherever they want. That's the
homie still. Crypto, crypto girl real. Literally breaking new ground in a male dominated
industry and bring some legitimacy to something seen as a degenerate pursuit us in the
est here. Doing this list but gender bent and putting everything in the est here,
do actually doing the bit would be so annoying, but saying that we would do the bit is really funny.
You get 80% of the humor out of just coming up with the idea.
Messy Car girl, that's still, dude. I don't know. Now, I've just said something very,
very misandressed. So you allow me to say something misogynist instead, just a little
bit. Magraista, maybe just a little bit. I feel like Messy girl gives off much worse vibes
and messy guy. And part of that is my lensing of messy guy as like a defaults. This is my
toxic masculinity, heteronormative, the default case for young men to be as messy. But like
when you would see like a girls room and it was fucked up, you're like, she's not okay.
You saw a guy's room and it's fucked up, you're like,
Hey, I'm you should tidy up. When you see like a really messy girls room, you're like,
this is maybe it's not fair that society puts that pressure on them, but it changes the
feel like it changes the dynamic a little bit. Why the hell they all got clean clothes all over their
floor? Brother, and Kate does not do this. She gives her very tidy house. But the number of times
in my life I have had this conversation. I don't even want to go down that road again.
What do you mean as dirty as I've ever been in my life? I've never thought of storing my
clean clothes on the floor. That's the floor is kind of dirty and I have like drawers and stuff.
I have like a closet and I need to walk like I can't, this is misogynistic as fuck. Just say
caught, just say caught, just say I caught you and you're offended and you are losing
cloud and the streamer is cloud farming you and say caught. I'm about to level up and
you look like just enough XP. You're right though, you're right. I shouldn't have said
all that. You're right. I'm not going to argue with you. Open and often horoscope
that's easy, that's cringe. I don't believe in horror scopes, but like I mean it's not
reddit 2008, like we all, at this point everybody my age has got an opinion on
horror scopes, I don't really need to hear it. I would much rather hear my
horror scopes from someone who believes in horror scopes, then here's someone
tell me why horror scopes aren't real. I know they're not real, bro. A lady with a
turquoise pendant around her neck just told it to me, like this is
and I shouldn't mind it from the earth.
It's all over the stars, I suppose.
Like this is obviously just for fun.
Smart kid, ego, Andy, cringe, but not the worst.
If they got the GPA to back it up, certainly annoying,
someone who's smart and they're high on their own smartness,
annoying, but I mean, they should maybe show some more humility,
but I don't think that's go away.
podcast listener Joe Rogan target demo,
not the worst because they're probably
doing their best to keep society running
in a very integral role, but I don't want to talk to them.
Cause I just don't care.
The conversation cannot go,
it can't go into any place that I wanted to go.
Terminally broke.
I, I, I kind of feel like it's not in my business to be honest with you, they could
be any of these other people could be permanently or terminally broke, especially crypto
guy gambler. Car salesmen? Possibly the worst. Maybe it depends on the avenue in which
you're selling cars but like I think the I don't know if it's the job that makes the men
that do it annoying to me, or the men that do it that would naturally gravitate towards
a profession with incentives that are aligned with making you kind of annoying.
Just tend to inhabit this role, but no thank you.
Cross-fitter, if I may, I actually feel like watching physical 100 is elevated cross-fitters
in my life.
I don't know almost anything about CrossFit.
The first time I encountered it was seeing
Redditors make fun of CrossFitters.
And I went, yeah, the Redditors are right.
Those guys are stupid.
And then I watched three seasons of physical 100,
and they're actually like super human.
But I don't care.
You can say that like 531 big but boring is like,
Those are functional lifts and CrossFit is like fucked up lifting that'll never happen in real life.
Well, if physical 100, all the strong man got body by the Crossfitters and I'm not taking
us down, like I'm neither of them. I'm just saying that the Crossfitters, the workouts seem to be
working, okay? So I'm going to give them, I'm going to give them their credit. A modi is done
some serious work, some serious PR work, or the cross-fitting community.
And by the way, strong men might be the homey.
I mean, we're comparing Eddie and Amati, don't make my two goats go at it,
but although I will say, I thought that strong men were cool,
and we're cool, but then I watched that show with Eddie Hall and Brian Shaw, where they
talk about how they're like, the 10,000 calories a day, and then they were all like
dry-heaving when they were eating soft-shell crab. And I was like, you guys are fucking, what
do you do it?
Okay, it's just crab, man. It's just crab with like a little bit of a crunch in it. You
watch the two worst guys.
I mean, it seemed pretty good at lifting stuff.
I don't know if I want to hang with them.
Actually, I know what I would love to hang with them,
because all just order a bunch of spider rolls,
and then I'll eat them all,
because they don't love this stuff.
So I'll grab as much as I do.
You're right, I only got 25 minutes.
We got to go faster.
Public complainer, literally, well, harmless.
Well, it depends.
I think I took this wrong.
Guy who complains about service in public,
You're like complaining to weight staff or service staff about something the worst.
I take this as a guy who is just no matter what happens, he complains to me about it.
Which I don't mind because I think complaining can be fun.
So this one's tough for me.
Because I think if you complain to me about stuff, I can resonate with that.
If you complain to service staff, that's bad.
You know, let's put it in cringe just to be safe.
Good at everything doesn't talk about it.
They're all right.
It would be the homey, but at some point you actually want someone who's awesome
and stuff to be less humble because them being humble also is annoying.
The voices, I think Kate was playing Kingdom Come.
Good at everything is an S. Obviously this is cringe. I wouldn't say it's go away.
I think it go away would be bad at everything is an S. Good at everything is an S. You got
to you got to recognize skill where it exists. Excited for birthday is over 21. That's cringe.
To me. Unless you're there should be an exception here if you're turning 65 or older.
So the 65 seems like the watershed where you could start getting excited about your
birthdays again.
I just can't, is it literally harmless?
Yes, well, no, because it's annoying to me, but yes, it's harmless, because you don't
see me as a real person, I suppose, which means you're right.
But yeah, I find like a guy excited for like his 38th birthday or something like that.
I do find that a little.
It depends.
Are you excited because you're going after dinner or are you excited because like, it's
My birthday, the former, not so bad, the latter kind of annoying.
Cringe bet guy, 20 bucks says, there are, right, I guess?
I don't think this is that big of a deal.
I also, I don't think outside of a movie I've ever seen someone say, or heard someone
say, 20 bucks says something and then actually bet. I think it's just a figure of speech
that basically just means here's how confident I am that this thing is going to happen.
Weed guy always smoking, harmless. Weed guy always smoking is not that bad. Doesn't
Everybody have a friend who's just high all the time.
By the way, you're going to be like, yeah, but I'm like 23.
I mean, I'm 37. I have friends that are high all the time.
And he's like, he's going to work.
He's going to work. He's, you know, he's living his life.
He's getting all his responsibilities done.
on his stuff like that could not be me, but like there is this guy and I don't think
this guy's I mean if he's harming somebody's probably only harming himself as long
as he's not like a, you know, the black or something. Only talks about being high, cringe.
Maybe not go away, but yeah, cringe. Just to be honest, I would rather hear this guy talk
about himself being higher than here, you talk about the real use cases for a new blockchain.
Always drinking. That's a lot worse for some reason.
They're both like, I would not draw an equivalence here as to here. That's not good.
photographer only photographs women. Some of these are feel like they're throwing
me a suicide pass. They're basically they're making a series of
implications that this person is a sexual criminal or past. So it's like
on me to clock that and be like, that's the worst. I don't know enough about
I guess I would say go away because I'm a man. So don't take my picture.
Conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists used to be kind of fun, but is increasingly
go away to the worst here.
Disney Addle, Disney Addle is really bad, and I'm not going to go down the list of,
like, defending myself from being a Disney Addle, okay?
If you had been to Disney World recently, you would know the difference between a Disney
I don't know, I say it every single time, I don't know who at the Disney corporation is responsible for it. Why are you making these people wear these tiny aspect packs, bro?
So, there's not a flattering look to have this tiny aspect pack on an adult back.
It's just, it doesn't feel right to see all the time.
Arguments out the window with all the cruisers.
You don't understand, and that's fine, but I'm not going to argue with you, because
you don't know what you're talking about, but you're right as well.
You do see real Disney adults on the cruise.
You'll see people that change their outfit every single time that they meet a character.
They'll be like, oh, chip and dealer wearing the sailor outfit today.
Check it out.
I brought a sailor outfit to take a photo of chip and dealer well wearing the sailor
outfit.
And the crazy part is you hate them, but if I said that in a different context, you would
be like, let them enjoy things they paid for it.
So I don't think you have a position.
I think you're flappin' in the wind.
And I don't think you know what you even stand for.
I'm not sure there's any values underpinning your personality whatsoever.
Instead, really just the reaction to the last thing that was said and trying to find any
issue with it whatsoever.
Do you know who you are?
After all this time, do you know who you are?
Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
18 minutes, you're right. I got to lock in. Okay. Um, does the apple is pretty bad? I'm not sure
it's the worst. There are worst guys at Disney World. Actually, okay, if I may, this is not fair.
Disney Addle and a guy is worse. Disney, if I may, and we're going into a murky territory here,
Disney Addle and a guy who's married to another guy is actually kind of like, they're all right, man.
But Disney Addle, heterosexual man who's a Disney Addle, I really is not my guy.
And I don't know fully what the difference is, and maybe that's something that we need
to talk about.
But there's just the vibes are very different.
The vibes are a little different.
Sorry, Jay, Jay knows he's the homie, because Jay is not just a Disney Addle.
He thinks he's good at basketball too.
But I think I've worse this go away.
It's not dough worse.
Because I worse there just, I don't know, a little irritating.
Barefoot or sandals only, I do not care.
I don't care at all.
Think he's good at basketball?
They're all right.
Doesn't bother me at all.
He's actually good at basketball.
Not as good, because I'm bad at basketball, so I want other people who are bad at basketball
to play basketball with me.
Elon Musk obviously the worst, Andrew Tate obviously the worst, obviously we don't
need to spend any time discussing that.
They're basically like, this guy, but like, like, patience, you know, worked his
to be here?
They're all right, I guess.
I mean, in the same way that like someone's vice,
isn't really my business,
like using Uber eats too much,
someone else's virtue isn't really my business either.
I'm not really that concerned
if you've worked your ass off to be here.
We're all here now.
Let's, you know,
sneaker head,
I find it.
Increasingly as time goes on,
When annoying hobby is less annoying than having no hobby at all.
So I don't really understand this sneaker head phenomenon and I don't think I could be
a sneaker head because I walk on my toes, so I crease every single shoe that I wear
the first time I take a step.
But I don't find people like some stuff like this, it's harmless to me, at least.
Fantasy football guy literally, and there's going to be a lot of disagreement here.
I like them. I like them. I would love to hear you talk about your fantasy football team
and I would like to talk to you about my fantasy football team and maybe over time, yeah,
you know what you're right there is the home. Maybe over time, double change and I'm sure if you're
not playing fantasy football, this is probably annoying, but this guy you all have to admit that
this guy is not as bad as he used to be because, well, it's kind of being hypocritical because
I do want to hear about your... I want to hear about your fucked up gambling.
I want to hear about your gambling story, but at the same time I never want to hear you complain about someone fucking up your parlay.
Like, in a way, I want to hear you say I put $100 on a 12-way parlay that's going to pay out $91,000 if it hits,
but I never want to hear you say, fuck you, be John Robinson, get two more yards, so my parlay hits, like that's irritating.
I like this guy, the inner bands, they're all right.
In a band is way different than guitar guy.
Nobody's bringing the whole band to the house party unless they're asked.
It's a lot of work.
Tiny cross earrings seems harmless to me.
I don't know if you're younger than me, maybe this has an implication.
This is, they put a trap in the, in the guys.
So that's, that's just tough.
That's tough.
I'm just gonna say,
I don't wanna say it's great.
What's the, what does say it's harmless?
They have been harmed.
They may, in service of their own needs,
also be doing some harm,
but they have been harmed themselves as well.
So there's, there's harm involved, cringe is crazy.
I just like, to be honest with you, if I'm being 100% with you, I'm not sure they're
the home, but they're all right.
Never really had a problem with them.
I wouldn't put them up here, you know, it's not in the same level of rapport as like, you
know, skater or can probably rap fast, but never really had a problem.
You live in a rich city, you guys see when I say that they hold no real opinions, I mean
they're right, and actually are I live in a rich city, but to say that someone who lives
in Vancouver has never had an interaction, someone who might be homeless is kind of crazy.
They don't know what they're talking about.
It's just reactionaries all the way down, man.
What is Schrodinger's racist?
You don't know if they're racist
until they say something racist.
If I may, oh, it's they say I'm not a racist,
but, oh, okay.
Now this one can give you a trouble.
That's go away.
I'm almost, maybe I'm suffering again
from being too literal.
The worst would be racist.
But Schrodinger's race is might be worse than YouTuber or self-styled intellectual.
I think I got him.
But it's, I guess the worst doesn't mean the worst.
You can get worse and okay, it is pretty bad.
cigarette guy always has one and asks for a light. I think that's harmless. I mean obviously ignoring
like emphysema. I miss when blank guy. I feel like again this could go two different ways, man.
This could be like I miss when you know, when we were a real country, that's one interpretation
to this guy another guy might be saying some shit like I miss when theaters played original
IP instead of just sequels and franchises. It's like this is tough man. This is tough.
I don't know what I don't know where to put them. I'm going to say buy a my interpretation.
I'm going to say harmless just living his life. Jim guy normal obviously the homie guy
who's just in shape, but doesn't just guy who's in shape, but we'll go out for pizza
with you versus guy who is on some strange like fish oil only diet. Not not go away because
we're doing some experimenting at least, but I would put it into cringe. Where's Rasta
colors white. And see, cringe, but if I may, this guy's also kind of the homey.
As much as this might be the one where like I feel like the vibes and the reality are so
opposite. But I think I went to school with a guy, a white guy from Ontario who was
who's insanely into Reggae, and like, wore this shit, and he was cool as fuck.
Even though the vibes of a white guy with dreads online are so bad, in reality, sometimes
they're fucking awesome, which is so annoying, because you don't know him, and then
you're going to be like, why'd you put him up in the homey tier?
was you didn't know it is even worse because I was from a place called Kingston.
I had to put him right here short guy short guy short guy short guy is all right man.
I mean I I have to put short guy in all right because I'm becoming a short guy despite saying
the same height people are getting taller. You're not going to believe this it didn't like the
the tenth grade people would say, wow, you're kind of tall.
And as this tall as I ever got, and then society is growing so much that now I'm bordering
on manly.
At 5-10, I'm bordering on manly.
Now part of this is because people are lying about their height online, but part of it is
that people are getting taller.
Because they're actually like, parents are feeding their kids like real nutrition, that's
it instead of just like, you know, aluminum bags full of pop-tarts and goldfish crackers.
They're buying them like berries in shit, man.
And my parents were buying berries, but I wasn't eating them.
Not as long as we had goldfish in the house.
So like I have some sympathy, man.
We're not sympathy.
But like I have some, they're before the grace of God go I, to be honest.
They're before the grace of God go I.
Now, I do think, if I may, I do think that it's possible that being short puts you in a position.
Like, I then shortman syndrome might be real, but overstated as a phenomenon.
I do think that maybe they're more likely to be a little defensive on some circumstances
or pick a fight, but I also feel like probably sucks ass for your whole life.
Like, the first time a douchebag meets you, they go like, hey, you're kind of short.
I don't know, that probably has the impact on you.
Probably every time you meet someone,
you probably got a little chip on your shoulder about it.
Like they probably have the chip on their shoulder
because of the things that have happened to them.
It is, I know what we've talked about before.
It is funny that the short guy problems top of all time
on Reddit is like, I have no reason to live.
And the tall guy problems is like,
I have to bend down to get in through some doors.
It is really, I would never, in my life,
suggest that like there's no debuff to being short, I think that's just
the ignorant, but is crazy. Doesn't want a cause and issue? They're all right, but
if I may, sometimes you need the cause and issue. So this, I like a glue guy to
to be honest. Flannel, sweatshirt combo.
Dress is like Anthony Fantano. I think that's their all right, man. I'm not just saying
this to get my clip on Fantano's radar. I think it's, you know, like they're wrong with
looking good. Why not harmless? I think you're, maybe you're going to hate me
from saying this. I think if you put a little bit of effort into what you're
wearing, you're probably a little more likely to be cool to be honest. I don't
think the clothes make the man, but I think like, you know, you're probably like you
You have higher self-esteem, and you're like, I want to present myself in a way that's
positive.
It probably makes me more likely to want to hang out with you than somebody who's like
who fucking cares, would kind of chunk your shirt up, put on my body like that.
Like to me, I think that, I'm not saying, it doesn't make an enormous difference, but
So many who cares a little bit about the way they're presenting themselves to the public.
Yeah.
Ideas guy?
I'm going to be honest with you, in business of as annoying as fuck, but this guy is like,
that's the homey.
That's one of the best ways in the office, this guy probably sucks ass, but in the discord
VC, this is like one of my favorite guys.
It is me, you're leaving now.
I know, I, I lock in as a listener, whenever I hear someone go, oh, what about this?
I go, hmm, waiting, pause, champ.
Like, you, I don't know if you were here. You know about car wash.
What about for red next who live in the city, who I have placed in the worst here, what
about for red next who live in the city, but they work in offices or they sell houses or
something like that. But oh, my fucking car is too clean. Everyone knows I'm not really
a blue collar worker who hates Justin Trudeau. They go through a car dirty, where the soap
guns shoot mud and dirt all over their truck. So they're like, oh my trucks too clean. We can
fix that for you. The only thing is car wash kind of works because like the
more you drive the dirty or your car gets so you need to wash it again. But like
mud factory is kind of like a one time thing. So then we
Follow them home to their garage and then after a month, we clean their car while they sleep so they wake up and they go what the fuck my car is clean again?
Yeah, that's the play that's the play right there
You could just open a car wash, they don't want to use the wash because then their car would get too clean.
I'm starting to think that you're not paying attention.
I will buy all the gradeable dirt is actually a great idea too.
I don't even know if dirt can buy all the grade.
I think it might just be bi-o.
I'm not sure it can be bi-o-degradable or not bi-o-degradable.
I think that's what the grade is too.
But if we make biodegradable dirt, we have to tell them that it's oil, because if it's biodegradable,
they won't come to the mud factory.
That's probably clear.
There's probably some environmentalist rednecks.
If anything, they should be like the most environmentalist.
They're like trying to live closest to the land.
This shit doesn't make sense to any more men.
Anyway, this is my list.
I was sure they do drug trucks often times.
That would be a good guy.
Redneck who drives a Prius, because he cares about the environment.
What makes him a redneck then?
He's, uh, he is pussy with his fingers.
I believe is to bring it back to, uh, that old, that old classic.
So, please stop.
You're right.
Anyway, this is my list of every guy.
I think we did a good job.
We avoided some pitfalls and, you know, I think we echoed consensus.
Well, also having an opportunity to imprint my own actual opinions on this.
I can't be mad about that.
We got a lot more to hear this, but we're not going to do them today.
because I have to end the stream an hour early to shave my back.
Because I'm getting laser hair removal later this afternoon.
So thank you for joining me.
I hope that there will be recompense tomorrow and I'll have some
back shaving slash laser hair removal anecdotes for you.
But for now I'm going to send you over to my wife stream.
First thing I need chicken potato though, Kate is nauseous, she's offline, Kate is nauseous,
she's off-law.
No, she's, wait, I went to Twitch that TV size Northern line and thought it was my wife's
stream.
Um, let me see then, you know what, I will send you over to Corey's stream.
And you can watch him make his hide the black, hide the block.
It's because I'm so obsessed with shaving my back anyway, I'll see you tomorrow.
Later!