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Okay, are you are you watching from school right now?

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Are you presently watching from the school?

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One second I got a call.

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Hello Daniel.

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Yeah, I just got your stream up.

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No sweat, no sweat.

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I'm going to, I'm going to vamp for like two or three minutes first then we'll go.

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All right, cool, I'll, I'll probably mute and then until it's done and then I'll, I'll

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unmute here.

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Okay.

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I'll keep my, do you want me to mute or do you want to deaf in?

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No, no, I'll deaf in, I'll deaf in.

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Okay, because we are, we're making an announcement today

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but I want to wait until uh, until we get a few more people here.

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Oh right, librarian, I didn't know that you knew.

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My wife dropped some uh, some bombshells on me this weekend.

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I didn't know that you knew.

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I thought it was like, I didn't know you were in the circle of trust is I guess what I'm trying to say

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Falker

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Can you say hi to me during my lunch break when is your lunch break is your lunch break right now?

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Vibrarian I'll say I actually think it's hi hi on your lunch break by the way. I hope you're enjoying the

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chicken schnitzel. I'm glad you're in the circle of trust librarian because I

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would not want to know what your reaction to this news would be live. I

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actually, I'm not trying to say that by knowing the information you've been

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turned into like controlled opposition, but you would be a very volatile

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compound hearing this news and then reacting to it live, I think. It'd be a

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in another dimension, in another universe.

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I think that would be very interesting, right Daniel?

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I had a normal reaction, okay,

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this is the type of shit sodium be saying

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when it encounters water, bro.

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That's the type of shit lithium be saying

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when it encounters oxygen.

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The ninth grade chemistry knower,

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When Dan said relax, I'm not sure if he's talking to a librarian or me.

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Shall we run it?

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Let me make sure I got my studio mode set up right here.

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Like this, like this, like this.

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Okay, here we go.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I have to restart it, I just didn't want you to see

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that it's called Streamer Crew 6.

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It's true. It's true. I know you thought it was fake and I can understand why you

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would think it was fake because it's insane, but it's true. Please ignore the fact that

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this is Streamer Crew 6. This is not the sixth Streamer Crews. As far as I know, this literally

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might be the first Streamer Crews that's ever been done in history. Hang on. Let me talk

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to my good friend, Daniel here.

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Brian Gary.

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Daniel, can you still hear me?

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Yes, I can hear you. Can you hear me?

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I can hear you loud and clear, man.

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So can I get a heart rate check off you really quick?

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I didn't turn my cam off man. Like it's like what I'm not even messing with you

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I'm on 104 right now, and I'm not I'm sitting in a chair

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It's been I don't know. It's been 90 minutes since I hopped off the bike. I'm at 104

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Yeah, I mean we were talking last night anytime like I'm rarely nervous on stream, but we're talking I was nervous today I

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Would I was on not knowing that we were gonna announce on Monday? I'm like Kato tell you

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Sunday, I was okay. Saturday, I was like the worst day of my life. Saturday, I was surrounded

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by a cloud of nervous darkness.

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So, you guys want me to tell people the story?

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Yeah, I think that would be a good intro for sure.

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So, Chad, you guys know we've been talking about cruises, Disney cruises. I joke all

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time about Big Brother Cruise. My mom has worked for a travel agency for 50 years and this is

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where they specialize in. And every year she's like, hey, do I do a Big Brother Cruise? I'm like,

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nope, no chance not doing it. Do I do a Big Brother Cruise? Nope. She's like, well, what about a

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Streamer Cruise? I'm like, we could do that. So this is actually not a bit chat. This is real.

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It's from a reputable company. They've been in business for 50 years. There's security on board,

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so don't try anything. But yeah, so I think it's going to be a really fun experience.

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I did want to say, because I needed the explanation for me.

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The way that I've come to understand this is, at first, I thought it was going to be like,

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there's no way we're going to commission a whole cruise ship with like thousands of staff

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and captain, the navigator, trying to buy the fuel and chart the course and stuff like that.

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So that is not what is going to happen.

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We have partnered with a company, with Dan's mom,

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who has been doing this for 50 years, like you said.

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That also was partnered with Royal Caribbean Cruise Line.

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So it's a real ship, it's a real line.

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We're basically taking a slice of the ship

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and turning that into the streamer cruise part of the ship.

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So it's like, you know how in a hitman level,

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You can walk around in your normie clothes.

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You can walk around anywhere where you can get a drink.

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You can go to the bathroom.

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But if you try to get into the areas

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where you need a key card, they tell you, you know,

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come back when you've got the right shirt on.

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This is exactly what's gonna happen here.

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Hopefully not exactly, but there will be normies,

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there will be normies on the ship who are just going

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for a nice trip to Mexico, enjoying their spring break

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with their kids, blissfully unaware of the fact that just within their midst are a bunch

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of nerds wearing lanyards who are there to watch Q&As, to meet us, to see variety shows

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with a live studio audience, with plus through and minus through and in the audience, stuff

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like that.

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So you can go and this is through the Royal Caribbean website.

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You could book a beautiful cruise to Mexico, but the NL Super Cruise website is how you

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to get access to the key card that gets you

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into the actual entertainment that makes it a streamer cruise.

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You nailed it.

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There you go.

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So I'm with you a thousand percent.

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I just wish you would have went with a different game

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instead of hit it.

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But there's gonna be security on board,

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so it should be okay.

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There is gonna be security on board.

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So can I ask you a question?

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Cause I know there's a lot of people saying like,

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this is a bit and like people are like,

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this is your worst nightmare, I know,

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like being trapped on a ship.

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But like for you, can you respond to that?

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Like being trapped on a ship with people

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asking you about the pot play.

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Well, I've been on like 20 cruises now

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and it's like my special interests.

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So that is where I'm at home, I guess I would say.

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I'm most at home in captivity.

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And also I don't mind meeting people.

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I meet people in public now and then

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and I always have a good time.

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It's literally just online

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where they feel emboldened by pseudo-nimity

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and then they start to talk to me

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in what I would say is a condescending way.

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In real life, everyone is very nice for the most part.

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So I'm not worried about that at all.

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Well, you've said the same thing too,

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and I don't wanna put you on the spot,

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but is it possible you think there's a little difference

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between streamer obsessives and big brother obsessives?

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Well, I think that's why I'm more likely to do this,

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because I've had a chance to meet people that watch the show

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and everyone's like Normie adjacent or Normie.

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And I think at bottom line, it's like what we do,

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we don't really get a chance to like meet and like hang out

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and see people face to face.

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And then just I think this will be,

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or it's not for everyone, it's not for everyone,

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but for the people that want to go,

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I think it's going to be a really fun experience

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and a unique thing.

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Can I say as well, I agree with you 100%.

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I saw someone in chest A, it's not a bit, but it is a bit.

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and that's like a hundred percent how I'm looking at it.

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So I like, you and I were talking yesterday,

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the thing I think that we're both most nervous about

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is the idea that it, you know, we don't want it to appear

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that we're trading in whatever reputation we have

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for like a payday and then giving you

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the worst vacation of your life.

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Like, if I wanted to just, you know, run some pockets,

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I would just turn donations on

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and then do business as usual, you know?

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We could just do, we could just place a display

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with a PayPal link or something.

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But we're nervous, but like,

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it's because we want to do a really, really good job.

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And we know that people are spending money to be there

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and spending a lot of time to be there.

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So we wanna make sure that they have a good time.

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And like you said yesterday,

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if people are gonna be coming to see us,

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we're gonna be working the boat like politicians.

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Like I'm okay for six days, five nights,

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six nights, five days, just, I mean, being whatever you want me to be, it didn't

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reason. And especially behind the scenes, we're working hard on the the

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entertainment side of things. We don't want it, we want to do meet and greets,

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we want to do Q&As, all that stuff, we want to get FaceTime, also provide some

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unique entertainment that is fun and unique and that you could only

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see on the ship. 100%, I think you nailed it. Yeah, and like, that's what we were

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talking about. I was like, if you, if this is something for you, like, and I was joking

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with my wife this morning, because she's like, you look nervous. I'm like, yeah. But like,

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and my wife knows Ryan, you know, we went on the cruise together. And I'm like, when

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this thing goes, Ryan isn't going to be in a corner, like just to himself, he's going

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to be out there. And I'm like, that's just, and I think that's the vibe of the cruise

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is we're going to put everything into making it worth everyone's while. And a fun experience

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that everyone looks back and be like, Oh, that was really cool. It's really different.

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like out of the box but yeah I'm excited for it. Yeah I know me too. Nervous but

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honestly I feel like I was mostly nervous about the announcement and now we

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can actually start to talk about doing the fun stuff. Yeah quick question I

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just take one from chat will there anything be streamed from the ship? No

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it's only you have to be on the cruise like so. Also cruise Wi-Fi is like not

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it's not possible. Yeah. You would get like one kilobyte per second.

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But I'm sure there'll be a lot of questions that trickle in over the next couple of days and

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we'll put some stuff out there and answer like your most frequently asked questions. But I do

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want to say, you would probably rather I didn't say this. You would probably rather I didn't say

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this, but I'm going to say this anyway, because no one can pull my soul on me. People have said,

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will it be the fire festival? Two things. It won't be the fire festival because it's running through

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two reputable companies. But secondly, if it was the fire festival, would that be so bad?

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We're still talking about it like 12 years later. At this point, if you honestly, if you could time

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travel back to 2014 and go to the fire festival, you would probably be like, let's do it. This is

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a once in a lifetime experience. Oh, man. No. Yeah. No, it's not like I'll tell you. And I told Ryan

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this on the backside. I go, like this company's been doing this for 50 years. This is not like,

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you know, it's not flyer festival, but you know, maybe we'll have some like cheese sandwiches for people to eat

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They have they you will get breakfast lunch and dinner

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Except on the last day you'll probably just get breakfast because they'll probably want you to get off the ship before lunchtime

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But on that you'll get breakfast lunch and dinner every day you get the room

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You get you get access to I mean you you had it set up in the doc

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You really have to even talked about the fact that this is a real cruise ship. This is not like the SS minnow

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You know, like there's a everything you would expect on a cruise ship. There's a climbing wall. There's the the big screen on the top

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There's swimming pools. There's a beat etc. etc big theaters so on and so forth

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There is a kid for people asking there is a casino that doesn't please

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Please do not if you come on the cruise, please do not lose all your money at the casino and blame us

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That's on you

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But if you see me there and there's a seat open next to me sit down. We're gonna let let those slots rip man

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But um, no, I mean I think this is definitely like one of the most nervous I've been but you know

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I think it's I'm excited to have a chance to do this and you know some people are gonna be like

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Oh, this is weird and some people might go this on school. So anything we can do over, you know, the next couple weeks

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if you have questions, we'll get everything answered. But if you go to nlsupercruise.com

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right now, you can find out more information and start booking because I'm going to start

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going soon. Thank you, anything right? Ryan Gay, what was like the when were you the most nervous?

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Um, I would definitely say on on Saturday,

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like, did you wake up and you're like, Oh, this is really happening.

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I wasn't that's okay. It'll tell you I have like a volume. I think it's just true for everybody

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I have like a volume knob

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For like my my energy and personality and my my volume knob Saturday after lunch was that like a one out of ten

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I was like a diminished a diminished human being is like someone sucked all the moisture out of me

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Because I was like oh my I told you I was like we're gonna get slimed out, bro

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We're gonna get slimed out it on Monday people are gonna be like what what the heck is this?

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And I'd answer you like what's sliming out. I don't know what's slamming out is

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That's to I think that means you get killed. Isn't that what they say when you get slimed?

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Yeah

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So then and then when did the relief when did the pressure valve release?

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Honestly, I think when we talked yesterday and we had the the details more ironed out for the the questions that people would have

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that definitely knowledges power man because this was like I mean this has

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been in the background work since when I'm just trying to think of like six

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months you told me I think it was in August yeah yeah so there's a lot there's

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a lot that goes into this and and we just last thing I'll say is that if this

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is for you and you go like we're going to make it worth your while it's going to be fun and you

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know we're not going to be hiding out like in a back room on the ship and then just cart it out

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like for an official meet and greet and then get shoved back into like an exclusive area it's not

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going to happen because there's nowhere to go but um yeah so ryan i think it's going to be really

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exciting. You know, I think we both stepped out of our comfort zone to do this and as

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well as, you know, Squeaks and Kate, you know, are also, you know, going to be there. It

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was part of everything. And more to come. So, but as you guys have questions, we'll do our

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best to answer them. But thank you, you know, for, oh, we got, oh, look, all right.

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Oh, I just wanted to remind you guys, you only have June 1st to book

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Thanks, Kate. Thank you. Kate's gonna keep us on task too. Kate really is like

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she talked me down from the edge this weekend for sure. And then also has been

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like organizing some really cool like a vtuber type stuff in the background that

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we can't talk about yet, but we'll as more details. When you looked at Ryan,

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how did you know he was freaking out? Like what do you do? His eyes were half open.

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And like Ryan said, he was very much dried out pretty much.

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My lips are messed up, man.

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I don't know how my lips are really dry.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And I mean, also when you do make bookings to the crews,

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you're not going to be paying the full price.

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like on like the first booking there will be like the deposit first and then I think

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there will be like a payment options that you can choose from.

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So make sure if you want to get on you book it by June 1st.

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Huge.

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Thanks.

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What would we do without the women in our lives, man?

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Oh, we're eating cheese sandwiches.

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What do you got on the docket today?

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Um, I was mostly just going to get through this and then figure out kind of

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depending on the degree of sliming, we'd kind of take it from there.

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I think maybe I'll do, I'll do the does and then maybe a little slay this buyer.

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How about you?

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Um, let me just, based on like semi glancing a chat, 100% you get completely

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slimed out. What do you think the percentage of sliming was?

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I think I'm like 5% slimed way less slimed than I thought.

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Okay. All right. I think I'm outside of one person saying

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Firefest 2.0 on my side, I feel like I'm 5%.

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I think that is a compliment. I honestly, when people say it

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could be Firefestival, that's like it has its own Wikipedia

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page.

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Well, I'm just here's what I like this and you know me a

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little bit. I just know like, there's going to be people like,

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oh, I should have went to that. Yeah, you should have. Like you

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should have. We should have went to Firefest. And this is

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probably one you should have went on but anyways man we'll go get luck with the

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slime the rest of Chad and sure we'll talk later this week later thank you

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Daniel I'd say about thank you see you guys

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all right good stream today guys um wouldn't that be something thank you for

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thank you for accommodating us for our announcement we are really excited most

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Most of the nerves were just about announcing.

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We really do have some cool stuff planned.

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But also, if you don't want to go, like, I can understand if you don't want to spend

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a bunch of money and your spring break to go on a stream or cruise.

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Like, that's the sort of thing where, depending on who your wife or girlfriend is, it might

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be a crazy pitch.

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So we're happy to have you here as well for the domestic work from home version of the

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live entertainment.

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Don't get me wrong.

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But one of the events being an in-person Powathon class, I don't want to say that yet

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because we haven't gotten down to the nitty-gritty of like what kind of infrastructure is going

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to be on the ship.

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And I also don't think because we're taking a slice of the ship, I don't think we can

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necessarily be like, hey, we're going to take the whole gym.

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So please don't book based on this.

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But yes, I would love to do like a 45 or 90 minute spin class Peloton style in the cruise

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gym.

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I think it would be so funny.

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That would be, that's one thing that I would love to do for sure and it has been discussed

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in the in the back channel, but I need to like, I mean, it's a very specific question.

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I need to talk to my liaison and be like,

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hey, has anyone ever asked this before?

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Has anyone ever asked if they could teach

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a 90 minute, 5 AM spin class in the gym?

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Like, I don't know.

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Honestly, I don't even mean this to be rude,

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but I don't know if the ship's got the right kind

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of insurance for like a bunch of nerds

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doing cardiovascular exercise.

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I guess.

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Oh, I forgot to mention.

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Yeah, Kate is, she wants me to talk about exclusive merch.

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We will be doing up.

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Part of it, it depends.

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We have to see how reservations go and stuff like that

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before we get the details completely ironed out,

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but we will have at a minimum,

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at least some cruise exclusive merch.

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And depending on how the reservations go,

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the merch could slide from like,

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here's a cool shirt that you could only get on the ship

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to doing some stuff that's got much more specificity

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for each of the streamers that are involved with it

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and stuff like that.

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So that's one where you definitely got to be there

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to get it for sure.

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Okay, like for people that have reserved room on the ship.

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Okay, she says that as more information gets nailed down,

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you might be able to have a special link for people

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to pre-order the merch if they have a reservation.

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There you go.

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There's 2,500 people in line.

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That's a little, maybe that's a preview of what

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it's going to be like on the ship.

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Nah, there'll be different time slots and stuff like that.

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But we're going to hustle, man.

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I'm not going to lie to you.

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We're going to hustle.

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Because you might think, oh, once they're on the ship,

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they're just going to hide.

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but no man, because like the world doesn't end after the ship.

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Once we get off the ship,

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I don't want people in my chat for like the rest of my life

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going, hey, we went on that fuck ass vacation

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and you didn't even show up.

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So we're gonna make sure that we do our best

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to make it really, really, really fun.

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So that instead people come back and go, yay,

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that was so much fun.

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And for the rest of our lives, we get reminded of how awesome that was,

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instead of reminded of like when we fucked you, you know?

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And then we could do another one, yeah, I don't know.

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Let me just type to Daniel.

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Good job, Daniel.

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I think we did well.

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smiley face. Now I can deal with this heartburn man. Got hit him with a couple

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ha ha ha. Go good job. You want to pin the link in chat.

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Probably a good idea. Can we pin a comment with information?

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What do you think about people meeting their spouse on the cruise?

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I'm not 100% responsible for absolutely everybody's behavior. That's what I'm going to

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say. If you want to meet the love of your life on the Northern Lion Streamer cruise,

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Don't let me stop you, man.

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Bro, don't post my bio from the crew's website as if it's like a cognitive hazard against me.

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I wrote the bio, man. I'm not saying the bio is awesome, but I just kind of, you know,

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they asked me to whip something up, so I whipped it up.

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Alright, that's crazy. Anyone have the link to our own cruise? Click Librarian's link.

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Oh man, if it's going to do damage to me psychically, I'm just not going to do that.

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But I'll take a look at what the URL looks like.

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It is crazy that it leaked on the red at first.

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How did that happen?

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My prevailing wisdom is that because I went on vacation, people knew it was a crew.

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So then they typed Northern Lion Cruise into Google to see like what was going on

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Like oh, he's probably off on one of his cruises again, and then the website after it was published like went up

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And they were like what the hell is this?

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And then people were like he would never do this and we got to be like oh fuck

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Do they know

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God damn it.

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I called the number and I was like damn AI is good now.

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Bro, I mean, I recorded that Chris, that ain't Liar Bird.

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I wonder if I can remember what I said, it's some shit like, you have now called, you have

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We've called the Northern Lion Supercruise.

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Unfortunately, all of our agents are busy with other sailors right now.

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If you would just hang on the line, we will get to you as soon as we can.

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Thanks so much.

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Something like that.

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Ahoy!

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Yeah.

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I called while you were gone to check if it was real and it was the only thing that

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made me think maybe this is real.

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Oh, it's real. It's real and it's beautiful man

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What's the link again, I guess you guys can't type links

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NL super cruise calm

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Can you just put an S on an HTTP and like make it safe?

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Is that how that works?

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Is it like a condom?

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If a web, I'm not suggesting the website isn't safe.

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I'm just saying like, can you just put an S yourself as the person visiting it and protect yourself?

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Pretty much, that's crazy.

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How did you convince Squeaks?

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Bro, Squeaks is excited.

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I might go so far as to say Squeaks, I guess I shouldn't, it's unprofessional to say he's

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the most excited, but while I was having like my crisis of faith that I was like, this is

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the end of my professional life, Squeaks was like, it's going to be fun to be on a cruise

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and and do fun shows and i was like he's so

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he's so pure of heart

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he's so it the purity of his soul is is a light that i needed in this dark world

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and i'm gonna get like a couple coffee from my fridge

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um... but we uh...

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We need to wait for chat to slow down so I can play the dulls.

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Can I tell you a story?

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Is it a real story?

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I swear to God it happened.

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It was either Thursday or Friday.

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Friday, we didn't have any time for banter.

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Because anytime I tried to banter,

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people told me to shut up and learn how to hold long A on dust

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too.

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But maybe Thursday night or Friday, Kay was like,

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you got it, Ryan.

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You got to get up here.

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Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.

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And she pointed up at our ceiling.

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and there was a fucking wasp.

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The bigger than any wasp I've ever seen in my entire life,

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on our ceiling, and she went, that's the queen wasp.

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Like we gotta get it,

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because otherwise it's gonna make a hive in our house.

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I don't know if it's called a hive or what,

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if it's a wasp, but anyway.

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So I ran down the stairs,

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and it was literally like ash from Evil Dead.

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Like I got the Dyson,

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and then I plugged the Extendo Mag into the canister

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and then I plugged the like thin nozzle

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into the Extendo Mag, so it was like seven feet long

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and I went ta ta ta ta ta ta, ran up the stairs,

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ta ta ta ta ta ta, went like pointed it to the wasp

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when like any last words sucked it up into the canister,

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okay, dude was in the canister, he was dusty as fuck.

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I know, I don't know if wasps can cough,

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But the dude was in the canister going like, for sure.

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Because the canister was empty, but it was still really dusty.

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So I was like, OK, we got him.

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I went outside, and I emptied the canister.

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And I saw it go, and it flew away.

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And I closed the door, and I wanted to get some good boy

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points, right?

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So I went, hey, Kate, check it out, mission accomplished.

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We got the wasp taking care of.

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And she went, OK, good job.

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And I was like, huge, like plus 10 good boy points.

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So I went to my garbage can to empty out

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the rest of the canister.

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And I looked down at the garbage can

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and the fucking wasp was on my shirt, bro.

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It was like on like my upper right chest,

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like on my clavicle.

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And I went, oh, shit.

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So I walked out like incredibly slowly to the back door,

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Opened the door took like three steps outside and then like rattled my shirt

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So it flew away and then ran back in as fast as I could

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It was so scary man

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My cortisol was spiked bigly

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But I was also like I can't lose those good boy points

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Because if I had said that the wasp was taken care of and then it turns in so it turns out that I actually like

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brought it into the part of our house where like our kids spends most of their time.

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Hello sir, what? Apollo, it's true. We're doing a Northern Lion Super Cruise. I'm

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sorry you had to find out this way. Dan's mom works at a company that arranges stuff

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like this. And we've been in the back channel for quite some time with a little Ross and

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Rachel. Will they or won't they? Don't say he's not invited. Apollo. Now that we, I mean,

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this is 10 and a half months away. Okay. This is basically just kind of like the soft launch.

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If you want to get involved, you want to meet Dan's mom,

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be involved in the NL Super Cruise, let me know.

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I would be happy to.

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And this is not me saying kiss the ring.

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This is me saying just let me know.

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Because I also know, I want to invite you guys.

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But I also know that a lot of you guys

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don't want to travel right now, which is also fair.

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But I still want to, please let me know.

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I get seasick. Have you ever been on a real cruise Apollo?

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We're not gonna slime you out. I promise we're not gonna slime you out.

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Can you please stop asking if I was at the Shenyang Ballet on Saturday? Because

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people are gonna think that I didn't answer it because I was there and I

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don't want to say I was not at the Shen Yun performance China before

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communism like the 3,000 years of history or whatever I wasn't there okay

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you're gonna give me in trouble I don't know about all that stuff but I do know

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that I was not there now are do the trailers look awesome I mean it looks

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crazy there's like 500 people on stage or whatever but like no I have not I was

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not there I can't get involved with all that stuff was you one controversial

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announcement per day, okay? Sorry, Apollo, I didn't see your last message. Can you type it again?

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I don't know if I could. The last time I was on a boat is the worst four hours of my life.

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Was it, was it, then listen, I've had sea sickness in my life before. Was it like, what kind of boat

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was it? Was it like a hundred person boat, five person boat, 2,000 person boat, et cetera, et

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et cetera. Here's what I'll say. You can definitely get CSIC on a cruise ship, but in all the

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cruises that I've been on, and I've been on so many that I don't want to tell you the

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exact number, I've gotten CSIC one time, and it was from San Diego to Hawaii, which is

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like the open Pacific Ocean, which was like snatching souls for thousands of years. Like

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it's a mess out there. I'm not saying I don't want to sell you on the idea that you would

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like not get seasick. They have seasick medications too. I've been sailed through the Caribbean

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and I've been to Cozumel before. Like having sailed on that side, I never noticed that

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being a problem on the on the big cruise ships and this is definitely a big cruise ship.

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That being said, the other thing is, if you got to the first port and you went, I can't

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handle this, you could just like, I don't know, you probably drive back.

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You could probably Uber back from like Cozumel, Mexico to the Texas, right?

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How far could that be?

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It's like 12 hours.

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I mean, they probably have an airport too. Yeah, exactly.

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Please.

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Librarian, be on your best behavior, please.

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I said I was going to get a coffee. I'm going to get a coffee.

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Thank you.

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But yes, Apollo, let's talk.

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Let's talk. We don't have to talk right now.

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We got some time, but let's talk.

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Thank you for your approaching with an open mind.

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I can't tell if this will be better or worse than a normal cruise.

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Here's what I would say.

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There are times, so I'm going to say better, but I'm biased.

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But there are times you'll be on a normal cruise and you'll look at the itinerary and you'll be like,

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Well, okay, it's like 3 p.m. There's crafts 315. They're playing like bed knobs and broomsticks in the movie theater

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330 is like, you know

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They're gonna teach me how to like fold a napkin or something like that

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So you kind of go I don't really know what to do. We're gonna we're gonna try to

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Stuff it full as as best as we can we're gonna stuff it full of streamer related content

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So that like hopefully you would not just be in your room being like there's nothing to do I

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Want to be drained at the end of the cruise

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Doesn't that make it worse than a normal cruise? It'll be worse for me. I'll be working man

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You'll be hopefully better. Well, I mean it'd be really bad for you

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If you did not know who the streamers were if you were just like a 70 year old person from

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You know, like, Sarasota Springs or something like that,

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you would probably be like, what's going on, man?

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But if you're somebody who knows the streamers,

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hopefully it would be a good time, man.

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Anyway, I gotta do the dolls, man.

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Is the crew is going to pick up Chibley?

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We got to talk to Chibley too.

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We got to see if Chibley might be interested.

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We got to talk to everybody involved, man.

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Everybody who makes this wonderful Twitch channel what it is.

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But I haven't yet.

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And can I tell you, Apollo, I don't know if you're still here.

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One of the reasons I haven't told everyone that is not directly involved in the planning

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process about it is because I didn't I thought it was like a huge potential aura loss to

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just drop into the discord and then go hey guys by the way we're running a cruise so

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like tomorrow I'm sure 10,000 people are going to ask you about it but I was worried that

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Justin would be like hey slime yourself I would be like what don't tell me oh I can't

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tank that aura loss right before I go live and announce it to like 10,000 people?

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Nick, have you seen The Throne of Blood? The Throne of Blood might be the most

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beautiful movie I've ever seen. It's a little bit Macbeth but he chill. Yo

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Yojimbo is kind of crazy.

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Yojimbo basically made the whole town murder each other,

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and then he went to town, should be quiet now.

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Hang on, there's one more thing to do.

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Knock, knock, hey, mayor, open up.

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Yeah, what is it?

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Kill yourself.

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The dude was fucking, he went crazy.

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The fuck was Sanjuro's problem in Yojimbo, bro?

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Anyway, you're still a bitch for giving Rasham on three and a half stars.

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I want to change my Rasham on review and here's what the new review would say.

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Poster looks like me wiping my ass after I folded the toilet paper eight times.

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Row on the poster is getting cut up, man.

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Anyway, three and a half or Rashomon?

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Bro, I was eating my cinematic veggies, okay. Anyway, let's do some dolls, dude

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Why are you talking weird today? I'm talking weird because I was nervous, but now we can actually like do some dolls

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Oh shit, I went to my twitch page by accident. There we go

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Hmm

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One second here, yeah, take a glimpse.

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There we go.

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I did see the clip of the guy dressed as the Joker who smokes a huge dab and drinks like

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four shots.

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I don't know where I saw this, but somehow I did see this.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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cracked out Uncle Two, I present Crossfaded.

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Oh yeah, cracked out Uncle Two, I present Crossfaded Joker.

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I was kind of Crossfaded last night.

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I was on two different brands of Melatonin, bro.

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Damn.

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Most 40s message ever?

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Well, I'm a little bit ahead of my time.

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I'm only 37.

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You guys know the Minecraft movies a year old?

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Older than its average viewer at this point.

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What am I saying?

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Say in all sorts of stuff.

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We're back with the dolls y'all. Is this a dang uh, is this a dang documentary?

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Or is this just a, you know what this looks like? I said it looked like a documentary.

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I know it's not this, but doesn't this look like uh, Wes Anderson is about to like,

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this is Ben Stiller, young Ben Stiller in the Royal Tenenbombs, and it's gonna like zoom out and there's gonna be a hawk.

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flying and it na na na na na na na hey Jude it's gonna be sorry can't remember is

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it hey Jude in the Royal Tenant Bombs or is it wild horses or Ruby Tuesday I

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can't maybe it's Ruby Tuesday I can't remember probably Alec Baldwin's best

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role Mordecai ass anyway one second um this has been stiller though you know

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This also kind of looks like in Spider-Man 3 when Spider-Man swings in and the lady goes, oh my god, it's Spider-Man

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I don't know what you are heavyweight champ trains here daily

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Rocky to in the first movie. He's not the champ Rocky

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Rocky not Rocky for could be Rocky 3

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It's Rocky 3 y'all

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Come on, Rocky IV, what are you talking about?

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2.2, get it in one, kind of crazy.

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Rocky VII, Adrian's Revenge.

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You know what's crazy?

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And you've got to admire Sylvester Stallone for so many reasons.

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But we're supposed to root against Ivan Drago for a couple of reasons.

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One of the reasons is that he's from the Soviet Union and not the United States of America.

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America. Another reason is that he killed Apollo Creed in the ring, but that was literally just like,

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I don't even know what you call it, like reckless endangerment causing death. It's not really murder.

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Like he just, he punched him and he died. But then the thing is, we're supposed to hate him

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because there's that training montage where like he's punching the machine and Americans don't train

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with machines. They punch meat and they run in the snowy Adirondacks and stuff like that.

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He's punching the machine and the machine's going, oh, 17 gigapunches. And then they inject him with

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like a clear liquid and they go, oh, 19 gigapunches or something like that. So we're supposed to hate

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him because he's on steroids, but Bro Sylvester Stallone was on steroids when he made the movie.

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That's so fucking crazy.

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Like the dude was shooting up steroids and then going like, hey, then shooting with the

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steroids so we know he's the bad guy.

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Like this is so crazy.

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Sly was on Roids, but Rocky was Natty.

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Don't give me this Terry Bollia, Hulk Hogan, like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde stuff, okay?

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Like that, you know what pisses me off is that I actually think that's an awesome argument.

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I think it's kind of a great argument that Sylvester Stallone is on steroids but Rocky's

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natty because we don't see him doing the drugs on the screen.

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Wait, that's fucking crazy.

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Anyway, that might be a good argument, man.

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And Alice Sikes for the Cruise, but Ryan hates the idea.

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You know what?

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That's the other thing I like about the cruise is that it's also, it's also becoming an in-joke already, which I'm excited about.

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Because now that it's out there and people can talk about it, it's like its own living thing.

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Whereas like, when it was just in my head, I mean it, it, sometimes it took me to a better place, like Troll's band together, sometimes it took me to a darker place.

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But now it's out there.

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He says I'm 4296 in line, guys.

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Could be worse.

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You could be 6'7", 6'7".

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Eddie Royal posted a career high 980 receiving yards.

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How would anyone possibly know or care?

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That's not even that many yards, honestly.

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The Bulls drafted this power forward first overall in 1999.

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He won Rookie of the Year.

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They traded him after two seasons.

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Kurt Nymphius.

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It's not Kurt Nymphius.

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Fred McGriff made his final All-Star team with his AL East

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team.

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Bro, Fred McGriff played for the Red Sox.

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That's what I actually know.

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Oh, really?

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You play for the Yankees?

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The Rays?

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Oh my God.

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Bowling Green is the third most popular city

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in this US state.

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Oh, they're gonna know my letterbox password is Kentucky.

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This is Amy Schumer and Bill Hader.

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We should do this on the cruise, man.

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That's...

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Cruise segment where everyone in the audience

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makes their own celebrity mashup, and then one by one,

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they show me the picture on stage,

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and I'm like, like Captain Neurodivergent,

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I go, mm, that's Kevin Costner and Megan Malaylee.

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Nice try, nice try, I've seen Kevin Malaylee before,

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nice try, okay, who's next?

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That could be funny.

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That could be a good, when you go in,

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there's a piece of paper, a box of glue sticks,

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And then a bunch of like cut out pictures of celebrities,

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eyeballs, and heads.

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Could be a good time.

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Featured on the packaging since 1967,

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Julius is the first name of the mascot of this shit brand.

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Hostess.

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I thought one of those little freaks,

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one of those little devil freaks on Hostess.

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Pringles, Julius Pringles, okay.

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Inspired by a 2010 film, Nev Shulman was one of the lead presenters on this reality-based

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documentary television.

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So this is Catfish, Catfish the TV show.

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Gene Hackman had the lead role in this 1986 sports drama that's called Who's Yours.

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This country singer had hits with I Hope You Dance and I May Hate Myself in the Morning.

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Oh, that's Jody Messina, come on.

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Oh, no, it's Lee and Womack!

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Oh, no!

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No!

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A trapdoor opens up on the cruise

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and I'm dropped into the Gulf of Mexico.

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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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No, man, no, no, no, no.

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Then I appear at the back of the fucking theater.

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I appear at the back of the theater

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and you go, what the fuck?

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That's right, some other dude got dropped

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into the Gulf of Mexico.

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My ass is the one at the back of the theater.

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That's right.

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Imagine, man.

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Imagine.

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We should do the prestige on the cruise.

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He wins the 50-50 every time.

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That's the thing.

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A lot of people look at the prestige and they say,

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oh, Hugh Jackman's ambition got the better of him.

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Now he dies on stage every night.

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You don't know that.

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Odds are, yeah, odds are.

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Well, he probably gets some fucking good streaks, but there's some times where he's like, damn,

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I've won the 50-50 like four times in a row.

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Let's go, man.

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He never wins the 50-50.

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That's not how it works.

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Somebody's got to win the 50-50.

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I don't know if you've seen the movie, but if someone loses the 50-50, the other guy

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one. I guess who the other guy is. It's him.

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Magic Wand.

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Rabbit. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. It's way to second here.

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Shit associated with the movies. This is a movie theater as a box office a ticket line a marquee and a velvet rope

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Ted lasso Tony soprano house these are

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Eponymous TV shows

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TV show title surnames. That's what I said, bro. We still got Magic Wand and Rabbit, huh?

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He has Magic Wand, Cape, Pankerchief, and Rabbit. That's like a magician's tools.

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Pen, baseball player, mushroom, camera lens. I got no idea, man. They have caps.

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They have caps. How'd you roll? Not that kind of magic wand or rabbit. I know I was looking

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for the rose and then what else they got? I guess the Sibian. I was looking for magic

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go on rabbit Rose Sibion and then I would have been like things that make you

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come I guess things that make you the penetrator I don't know that one what

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does that one do is that George Clooney's chair from burn after reading

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then rewatching Frazier that shoot is so good okay can you settle a debate for

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me who's the bad guy toss salads or scrambled eggs

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Because baby, I seem a bit confused, but whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.

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You say, you got me pegged.

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Ha!

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Give me translate.

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I was going to say translate is probably the most searched thing in the world.

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Much more than Bigfoot.

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Is a fire stick real?

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Is it a safe place to admit I have no idea what a fire stick or a...

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A Roku stick actually does like how can you plug something into your TV that like gives it channels?

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That doesn't make any sense to me

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It makes a dumb TV smart like Frankenstein type shit. It's alive

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I'm saying this as a guy who has like I think I might have five

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Amazon fire tablets because for champions of fire one they were just kind of

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given to us. They were like and I mean you saw this is not a flex because you

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saw how if you've been around a long time you saw how those beasts performed on the

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stage. They would get real hot especially in the second Champions of Fire when

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you were playing though that Sonic the Hedgehog subway surfers game those

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tablets would get hot as fuck man. They would get so hot and they would have to

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Every once in a while they'd crash and they'd have to call a guy out and he would like cool it down. Oh

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I think it's gonna be fire stick though

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Well, who would have thought an exact tie?

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Let's go I'm sure people really nobody's even curious to know like I thought people would be googling like is there still a blockbuster

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Is the lack the last blockbuster still open?

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Well, it's gotta be Stevie Wonder

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No shah bro. Well okay obviously in this case central C must have a song that's

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better than isn't she lovely. So what's central C's isn't she lovely. He must have

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a song that's like they can feel it all over they can feel it all over.

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He's got some shit with those you can so excuse me wonder probably does too man, maybe

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Probably gonna be how is moving castle sir Duke to

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Duke to a

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13 assassins versus new police story

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Takashi Mika he's been making waves. I think it's a good chance. This is higher

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Bra, brave the deep, find the gold, trust no one.

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I'm going 13 assassins just because I don't know what this is.

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But normally there's a heuristic in this game which is old movie that you've never heard of,

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must be good, otherwise they wouldn't have pulled it.

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So this might not be old because I did, I see Chad saying that's Jude Law.

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In my head I did want to be like, is that Jude Law?

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But then I realized if you take Jude Law's like head away and leave the face. He just kind of looks like a

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God, I'm not saying he's not handsome, but he just looks like a guy. I

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Know guys who look like this. I

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Could say I could see that being Anthony star aka homelander

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It's got to be it's got to be this man. It's not that I still believe that you will be here. So give me a sign

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Hit me baby one more time

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He's a pretty guy yeah, not in a bad way these just the

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He's a good looking guy.

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Kirkland signature premium sliced bacon, four times one pound.

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Can I just say something?

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There's got to be a better way to pack the bacon, man.

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I know that maybe it's one of those things where it's like, be careful what you wish

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for.

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like it's so slimy in there there has to be can they not put like a little piece

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of paper or something in between a few of the slices like as soon as you open

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it up it's like I guess it is meat I'm kind of asking for like hey can I eat

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the flesh of an animal without ever being forced to reconcile with how grotesque

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this act is like you know what that's it the fuck me that's a good point slime on

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me slime on me right now yeah I deserve to get slimed out for that take

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that's a good point I can't be mad about that

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you put the bacon in the Tupperware when you're done with it now man I cook

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the whole pound at once and then I eat like six slices while I'm waiting for

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the last few batches to cook you have to eat like at least half of the pack while

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you're cooking it. Bacon's pretty cheap. Four pounds of bacon. I can't imagine

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this is more than 10.99. Oh shit, bacon's expensive as fuck, man. What the fuck? It's

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$18 even. It's 18.49. 18. 18.49. How does a ragtag bulk batch pork bacon decorated

01:00:32.020 --> 01:00:37.900
congressman. You know what I'm saying? Lin-Manuel Miranda will be on the cruise as well. He'll

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be doing a live performance of Hamilton on the cruise. He'll be doing a one-man show

01:00:44.340 --> 01:00:50.060
of Hamilton. He'll be playing every single part. Don't lie. Oh no, they're canceling their

01:00:50.060 --> 01:00:53.020
reservations. I'll be doing it. I'll be doing it. I'll be doing it.

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You had me until Lin-Manuel, big Miranda fan, actually I always like Miranda, I like

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Miranda the most, I don't care if this is controversial, by the way this is not a misogynist

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take, this is actually a fucking, what's the opposite of misogynist, I'm being sogynist

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right now, like pro women.

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Miranda, least annoying person.

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By the way, stop saying Miss Andrest.

01:01:32.220 --> 01:01:35.600
The opposite of hating women is not hating men.

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It's loving all of God's creatures equally.

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But Miranda, least annoying for sure.

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Charlotte is a fucking snake.

01:01:48.020 --> 01:01:51.380
At like age 16, I was like, maybe Charlotte's my favorite.

01:01:51.380 --> 01:01:52.580
No, bro, Charlotte's a snake.

01:01:52.580 --> 01:01:54.460
She makes her boyfriend get circumcised

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then dumps him. That's a positively Madonna act, man. Why? She doesn't like the way it looks.

01:02:05.980 --> 01:02:09.740
She thinks it looks weird, so she made him get circumcised, and then like a couple months later

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they'd bro, they'd break up. You're not supposed to look at it. I don't like the way it looks either,

01:02:15.260 --> 01:02:22.860
and I am circumcised. Just get over it. He dumps her. Oh, whatever. She knows what she did.

01:02:24.460 --> 01:02:32.740
Anyway, circumcised guy dumps her because his new penis is giving him aura.

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That can't be real.

01:02:37.660 --> 01:02:39.500
I think Carrie's the least annoying.

01:02:39.500 --> 01:02:41.980
Bro, Carrie, she's a gossip.

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I get that she's a writer.

01:02:43.460 --> 01:02:46.340
That's probably your argument, is that, oh, she's a professional writer.

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I don't want to hang out with Carrie.

01:02:48.020 --> 01:02:50.180
You'd be telling her some shit like, don't tell anybody.

01:02:50.180 --> 01:02:52.940
All of a sudden you open up like Glamour Magazine or something.

01:02:52.940 --> 01:02:53.940
Guess what?

01:02:53.940 --> 01:02:58.500
dirty laundry being aired the fuck out and all of a sudden I'm getting slimed no

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thank you man and then Samantha I don't know like it's good that she's like

01:03:06.780 --> 01:03:10.620
sexually liberating but like can you get another hot I'm not saying stop fucking

01:03:10.620 --> 01:03:13.980
all the people you're fucking but can you talk about can we just talk about it

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like you know food we order an appetizer first yeah she is a little

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exhausting just cost just a one note like no nuance to the character at all man

01:03:33.140 --> 01:03:43.460
anyway I was gonna put Florida man it's not Dominica how crazy would it be of

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Mexico meant to be. It's probably Uruguay. It's probably the Ivory Coast, or Togo, oh

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Shit

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Ghana

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Molly

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Equatorial Guinea oh

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Um, you knew and then this is real. Did you mean Guatemala? Oh, it's adjacent. Okay, so it's just are you Senegal?

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You are, uh, uh, I was gonna say Ghana again.

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Cameroon? No. Cameroon.

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Oh.

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Sierra Leone. Liberia.

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what's your name?

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Rikinofaso?

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Oh!

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Oh, no.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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I don't know. I don't know. I'm so sad. I don't know. What is it?

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That hurts. Smoked? We don't say smoked anymore. We say slimed. I'm buying early on slimed.

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I, Kate, where did we eat this weekend? I had a distinct, I've been saying this for a long time.

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time. But I wish that there was a food stock market where you could like, like basically

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a cow sheaf or food trends, because I'm so convinced that I have a food trend that's

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going to pop off. If only I could remember what it was, not that I don't want to buy

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like a like a ton of onions. I just mean like, I want to place a bet that's like, I bet that,

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You know, Hickamah is going to hit this year or something like that.

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But something we ate this weekend, I was like, this is going to pop.

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It's like we're getting in early on something and I can't remember what it was.

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I wasn't really getting in early.

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I was just buying it or like eating it, but it's not Ube.

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But who knows, he's having a moment.

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Hot dogs are back.

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It's not protein fiber yet.

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I mean, I have a big position in fiber right now,

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and it has a big position in me.

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Wasn't ramen.

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Shout out to the dude that I met outside of Ramen Dombo

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yesterday.

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I forgot to ask you your name.

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We were wearing a Magdalena Bay shirt,

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and I said nice shirt, and he said thank you.

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He also recognized me.

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I wasn't just going around saying nice shirt to people, but it wasn't nice shirt

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You listen to mag bay no, but I know that many of my fans do so I said nice shirt. I bet I stole your clout basically I

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Don't know if I've ever heard a Magdalena bass on I

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Could though

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Long-ass dolls, man. Don't get me wrong.

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Oh, shit. I'm literally stupid, man, because, like, this...

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Like, how is this not easy? Shouldn't this be the easiest thing in the world?

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What am I gonna type that makes it look like I'm not stupid here? I guess I'm gonna roll the dice

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No, man, I'm not gonna say that that's stupid

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Nah, man, that's good. You're gonna be so far off if you're off. You know, don't give me good bond on that

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No, I should go back give me a rack on that

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And then I could be like what why would you guess that that's so far away?

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Let her rip.

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To the east of Singapore.

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You're like Brunei, man.

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Oh, shit!

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Does look a little bit like Michigan.

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Come get...

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Oh, fuck!

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I forgot!

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a little bit like, stop saying he looks like Yojimbo by the way.

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I'm becoming a very guy who's seen three Kurosawa movies.

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The samurai's not called Yojimbo.

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He's called Sanjuro.

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He's called a 30 year old Mulberry Field,

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even though he's getting closer to 40.

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You wouldn't get it, man.

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Can I tell you something insane but 100% honest?

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I literally looked at this and said June 18th, 2021 and I said what the fuck that hasn't

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happened yet.

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I said that's the future.

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How am I supposed to know what movies are going to be number one at the box office when

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that shit hasn't even happened yet?

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Ryan's Gate had a movie open to less money

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than it had made up to that point.

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Starring Ryan Reynolds, 2021 with a like a not,

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I mean, this is COVID,

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so I guess this could be the biggest movie of the year.

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It's an actual, oh, it's the Hitman's bodyguards wife,

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Hitman's wife's bodyguard or whatever.

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It's kind of getting the Delta variant of COVID

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to go see the Hitman's wife's bodyguard in theaters.

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so crazy. That's that ain't worth it, man. You could just stay home and get the Delta

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variant like the rest of us did, okay? You ain't got to go out for all that. Actually,

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it was catching you just like ambiently through ventilation systems and stuff like that. If

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If I remember correctly, it's crazy because it hasn't happened yet, but anyway.

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Paramount pictures.

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This must be, could this be Top Gun Maverick?

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Nope.

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Could this be a quiet place too?

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Yep, that makes sense.

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Can I tell you how I know that a quiet place too is Paramount?

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in my head, I only think of Paramount as the top gun studio because they used to sponsor

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Canada's Wonderland in Vaughan, Ontario.

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And I said, John Krasinski seems like a type of guy that would be able to pitch Paramount.

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Like, I could picture him going into the Paramount offices for his meeting with like a tight

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beard with just the absolutely tasteful amount of gray in it.

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one of those weighted vests with like a military flag on it and being like here's what we're going

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to do. I could totally see that. Rip to Top Gun at Paramount Canada's Wonderland. Anyone go to

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Canada's Wonderland when it was still, it had the Flintstones area? Anyone ever ride Behemoth and

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Leviathan in one day because you were on a date with the woman who you would eventually marry

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and you didn't want to tank aura loss by being like I'm too scared to ride which were at the time

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the sixth and seventh tallest roller coasters in the world.

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Yeah it looks yeah it looks like fun. Yeah oh wow that looks so fun to be uh put in a chair

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with no other support really and then kind of like pulled 300 meters into the air and

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then dropped at like an 81 degree angle or something like that. That looks like that

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looks like the sort of thing that is fun, man.

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Was Kate pretending or is she into it? Kate genuinely, I'm jealous. She actually like loves

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roller coasters. I have to trick myself. Why is it that people who don't like roller coasters,

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such as myself, for us, we don't get the luxury of just having fun at a scary amusement park.

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For us, it's always got to be personal growth. It's the same thing with dancing. You're like,

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Oh, you don't have fun dancing?

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Well, I got an idea.

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Let's put like a ton of pressure on you and make it about like reforming your whole fucking psyche.

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Instead of just like being at a party and letting loose.

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What if you completely changed the type of person you were instead like this?

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It's so fucked up, man.

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The neurotypicals don't get it, man.

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They don't get it.

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Kate, you okay?

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She was saying she wasn't nervous about the announcement but how it's going she

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wants to throw up that bad huh? The queue line's going crazy. No man both of the

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people in the queue line. If you're the two people in the queue line stop beefing

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with each other okay there's enough room I see you cares enough room for

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everybody.

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Are you, can't, wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on, are you saying we're going to need a bigger

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boat?

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Are you, are you, are you quoting Shaw from Jaws?

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Are you saying we're going to need a bigger boat?

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I've always wanted to say that.

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Columbia Pictures starring James Corden in 2021.

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Oh, it's Peter Rabbit 2, The Runaway, Warner Brothers.

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You think Rose Byrne took anything from her performance

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on Peter Rabbit 2 that enabled her to steal the show?

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And if I had legs, I'd kick you?

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Warner Brothers starring Vera Farmiga. I had a feeling it would be one of these. Now let's

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take Insidious before we find out that it's the Conjuring. It's not Insidious.

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It's the Conjuring the devil made me do it. Yes! Yes!

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Walt Disney. Who'll be starring Emma Stone? It's Cruella.

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I don't be honest. I've been on a lot of Disney Cruises. I don't think you're ever gonna get me to see Cruella

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Can we talk about this was like I don't I'm not trying to flex

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We're really 93rd percentile on this one like everybody playing this game was alive when this happened

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So like what what kind of rogues gallery were we competing with man?

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Nobody saw this, Drek? I haven't seen any of these movies, man. I haven't seen a single

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one of these movies. You're not typical? You can't say that. That's never been proven.

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Lee, how often we get to say, we get to do the Chris Tucker stem like three times a week man,

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how does that happen? I've never heard of this movie outside of the dulls, but Lee keeps popping up.

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Is this, that's Kate Winslet.

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100%. Where are we going here? Let me think about this for just a brief moment. I probably

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go Clifton Collins Jr. to like, no, I got him confused with, who's the guy I get Clifton

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Collins confused with? And don't say Rob Schneider. I, Cliff Curtis, I got him confused

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with Cliff Curtis, that's my bad y'all. We want to go to the Pacific Rim. From Pacific

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Rim to, well I might think about it for a second. Let me think about, this guy, forgot

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about this fellow man. Damn, there's a cast of characters in this. I'm kind of just scrolling

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to be honest. I'm trying to get to Frances McDormand, which is crazy because if you look

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at her filmography, she's really like more Frances McDickey active, especially in Pearl

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Brothers stuff. I say Pearl Brothers, I mean, Coen Brothers. Maybe Ron Perlman's been in

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some Coen brothers stuff it's got a certain Coen look to him any chance Sam

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Neal's in this George Clooney's in it okay George Clooney George Clooney

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Macaulay Culkin okay I'm not even fucking with you so the bit was he looks

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like George Clooney he looks like Macaulay Culkin I was gonna say Jonathan

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Lipnicki the kid from Jerry Maguire but that fucking is Jonathan Lipnicki the

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kid from Jerry Maguire man that's the kid who said the human head weighs 10

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10 pounds. That's insane. So we take that to, that looks good, man. That looks real solid.

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We take that to Jerry Maguire. And then Francis McDormand's got to be in a Tom Cruise joint.

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Or maybe you could just go like Jerry O'Connell, who's in Jerry Maguire. And you take that

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Tomcats which is an all-time classic and you got lots of lots of individuals in

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this movie maybe Shannon Elizabeth to like an American pie to a Chris Klein

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to election, to Matthew Broderick, to Tower Heist, to Ben Stiller, to it's gonna be one of those days.

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Just letting you know it's gonna be one of those days. To Casey Affleck, to Oceans 11,

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to George Clooney, to Burn After Reading. Okay, now we're gonna get a purple split on the on the

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the post swanky turn here on the chicane we have to get to Kate Winslet's Kate

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Winslet through nightmare alley Kate Winslet she's been in a lot of movies

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bro she's been in Titanic she's been in contagion

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She's been in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.

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She's been in something with Mary Steenburgen who's in Stepbrothers probably.

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Kate Winslet. Gotta think about Jim Carrey ever do anything with John C. Reilly.

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That seems like, I mean, they, no, they couldn't do it. It would be too funny.

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Shira Piven is in this.

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Crack a smile, man. Can we just sit?

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Just crack a smile, man. You're a comedy director.

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Can we just...

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It ain't that serious, man. Like, I get it, but like...

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Probably go fill the mar.

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Pulp Fiction.

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Yes, my goat of hanging out in the gym at 3 a.m. and taking photos with fans.

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Kate Winslet, man. Kate Winslet's been in some stuff.

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Eric Stoltz, of course, is from old school. No, he's not. I'm thinking of Craig Kilbourne.

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Now I'm in Memorial, letters from American soldiers.

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Let's get out of there via like Amadeus.

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This might be a new record, man.

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Let's not take Jeffrey Jones out.

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Let's, well, phrasing maybe, but let's take F Murray, Abraham, whoa, dude, we can get

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back to David Strythair.

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In case we're trying to get to Kate Winslet, this is the time where we just start scrolling

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through movies and going, hey, maybe Kate Winslet is in this.

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This has every actor in it.

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You could find Leonardo DiCaprio,

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or you could find Kathy Bates,

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or you could find Billy Zane.

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Billy Zane, who is in Zoolander.

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So all we have to do is get to Zoolander via Michael Sarah.

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Michael Sarah, the Barbie, to Will Ferrell,

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to Zoolander, to Billy Zane, to Titanic, to Cade Winslet, to Lee.

01:22:38.960 --> 01:22:44.960
5 minutes 30. That felt like, honestly, like 20 minutes.

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You passed up on Ben Stiller, round four? Round four, we hadn't gotten the swanky yet, bro.

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We hadn't gotten the swanky by round four. So what do you want me to do about that?

01:22:55.960 --> 01:23:07.920
Please know Puck Doku today. Sorry, Bro. Do you know the Canucks won two games in a row

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this weekend for the first time since like, I think it was like November or something

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like that? The NHL season is almost over. So every year there's 82 games in the regular

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season. Every team plays 82 games. You play 41 at home. The

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Canucks are going to finish the season with less than 10 home

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victories, which means if you paid hundreds of dollars to see

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the Vancouver Canucks play in their home stadium, as of right

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now, they're like eight wins in 40 games. So there's like a one in

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five chance that you saw the home team win, which is absolutely

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insane. There's also I think that we are like we're 30 second in the NHL and I

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think we are the like the 31st team is closer to making the playoffs than they

01:24:00.200 --> 01:24:07.960
are to being as bad as we are. Which is kind of unbelievable. What bandwagon are

01:24:07.960 --> 01:24:11.560
you on? This isn't fair because they're both they're both East teams but I'm

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I'm team Sabres and team Habs.

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Habs are my number two and I grew up rooting for the Habs

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before I moved to BC.

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And this is really like a once in a lifetime

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Montreal Canadians team because they actually have

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like young, exciting players who they've developed themselves

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instead of the team hobbling into the playoffs

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as like a seven seed with a free agent making

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like $9 million that they've signed.

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So the Habs are like, they're a unicorn right now.

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When the Sabres, they're the Canucks of the East,

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came into the league in the same year,

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same degree of curseness.

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Also, I really hope that

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the Minnesota Wild Loos for straight games

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and get eliminated from the playoffs.

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And Quinn Hughes cries,

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he literally cries on stage or on the ice.

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And it would be funny because maybe his crying face is like happy because his happy face

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is like he looks like someone just told him like he flunked the most important class of

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his degree.

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But like whatever his whatever when he cried he looked like really happy.

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He was like, hey, he could be fun.

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Anyway, Vancouver Canucks played in the 2010 Olympics.

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Sorry, y'all.

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I like him though.

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I like Ryan Miller

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Even he's got a little Jason Schwartzman they ever make a Ryan Miller

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Biographical film they said have Jason Jason Schwartzman play him

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and

01:25:50.400 --> 01:25:56.320
Then who the hell that we took we took J. Beagle from the capitals for some reason there is really no need for that and

01:25:56.760 --> 01:26:00.680
Then who we get from the damn predators man

01:26:01.480 --> 01:26:04.320
besides besides Jake Vartanen

01:26:06.280 --> 01:26:15.640
really got up. Oh, man, you got, well, it's not funny, but I think he's playing in Slovakia

01:26:15.640 --> 01:26:25.000
now. Must have had somebody from the national predators at some point. I feel like is there

01:26:25.000 --> 01:26:29.400
a chance that they had UC Okanen playing for them as something, never mind. I don't know,

01:26:29.400 --> 01:26:33.680
bro. I've decided who gives a shit. We'll probably put Ryan Miller here, played in the

01:26:33.680 --> 01:26:38.680
2010 Olympics has also played for the Sabres.

01:26:38.680 --> 01:26:42.040
I got to assume that Chris Drury was on that US team.

01:26:44.800 --> 01:26:47.840
You look like Bill Pullman, bro.

01:26:47.840 --> 01:26:49.920
Bro, you look like Bill Pullman.

01:26:49.920 --> 01:26:52.400
You wouldn't know what if you just from looking at this.

01:26:52.400 --> 01:26:54.960
This dude was fast as fuck, man.

01:26:54.960 --> 01:26:58.920
He was like 86 overall in ESPN NHL Hockey 2K6,

01:26:58.920 --> 01:27:00.720
but he had like a 98 speed stat.

01:27:00.720 --> 01:27:02.160
He was crazy.

01:27:02.160 --> 01:27:04.800
And then Sharks played in the 2010 Olympics.

01:27:04.800 --> 01:27:06.760
I mean, let's go with the goat, man.

01:27:07.760 --> 01:27:10.280
Joe Thornton, he doesn't look right.

01:27:10.280 --> 01:27:12.480
Doesn't look right with no beard these days.

01:27:21.620 --> 01:27:23.620
Anyone else watch the worst American sports team

01:27:23.620 --> 01:27:26.520
of all time video, Canucks got top 20?

01:27:26.520 --> 01:27:28.160
That isn't that bad, but it's really bad

01:27:28.160 --> 01:27:29.920
when you consider they're not even American.

01:27:29.920 --> 01:27:32.160
So like, I guess to have made the list,

01:27:32.160 --> 01:27:33.800
despite not meeting the criteria,

01:27:33.800 --> 01:27:35.860
is to be damned with faint praise.

01:27:38.560 --> 01:27:40.760
20 seems about right.

01:27:40.760 --> 01:27:43.960
We're not the most cursed sports franchise,

01:27:43.960 --> 01:27:48.540
but we're certainly in the running.

01:27:48.540 --> 01:27:51.280
Like in the NHL, we're in the running for most cursed.

01:27:52.480 --> 01:27:54.440
Buffalo's probably a little bit more cursed

01:27:54.440 --> 01:27:56.200
because they literally won the Stanley Cup,

01:27:56.200 --> 01:27:57.940
but they lost because of a rule.

01:27:57.940 --> 01:28:02.040
Um, and they've been bad for like 15 years straight.

01:28:02.040 --> 01:28:04.540
Whereas we've only been bad for like 15 years on and off.

01:28:09.040 --> 01:28:12.040
I feel like baseball has to have more curse teams just because it's

01:28:12.040 --> 01:28:13.640
so much harder to make the playoffs.

01:28:16.240 --> 01:28:17.140
Blue jackets.

01:28:17.140 --> 01:28:19.240
I mean, the blue jackets, they haven't been, I guess they've

01:28:19.240 --> 01:28:21.740
been around for like 26 years or something like that.

01:28:21.740 --> 01:28:24.440
But like, it is insane.

01:28:24.440 --> 01:28:26.940
I remember it took them like 10 years to make the playoffs for the

01:28:26.940 --> 01:28:31.980
first time and then they just got swept but they were still like this was awesome we made the play

01:28:35.100 --> 01:28:35.980
and I couldn't lie

01:28:37.980 --> 01:28:42.300
Leafs are more cursed yes I mean I would I would do the thing because it's like

01:28:42.860 --> 01:28:48.780
half the Leafs won the Stanley Cup yes but literally the Canucks Stanley Cup drought is less

01:28:48.780 --> 01:28:53.660
because our team didn't exist until three years after the last time they won the Stanley Cup

01:28:53.660 --> 01:28:57.260
but also you have to take into account how they've met their fate.

01:28:57.260 --> 01:29:01.100
Like literally for the last 10 years, they should have been competing for the Stanley Cup

01:29:01.100 --> 01:29:05.660
and they got ousted, they got slimed out in like the funniest way every single year.

01:29:05.660 --> 01:29:09.100
But I have to be careful because this is a fucked up year for the draft lottery.

01:29:10.060 --> 01:29:14.060
Sorry for anybody who doesn't give a fuck about hockey, which is like almost everyone, but

01:29:15.020 --> 01:29:19.820
like normally the draft lottery is like 15 shitty teams.

01:29:19.820 --> 01:29:24.580
this year the draft lottery is like hey what if the team that won the last two

01:29:24.580 --> 01:29:29.980
Stanley Cups won the draft lottery that's fucking stupid if if the Leafs

01:29:29.980 --> 01:29:35.140
or the Panthers or

01:29:35.140 --> 01:29:40.220
trying to think about who else but I mean there's the list of who I would not

01:29:40.220 --> 01:29:44.540
be upset to see it is kind of like shorter like I don't know Chicago

01:29:44.540 --> 01:29:49.780
shouldn't get it man you already won the Badaard lottery you you don't

01:29:49.780 --> 01:30:00.900
don't get this one. If the Rangers won, that would be fucked up too for sure. Columbus?

01:30:00.900 --> 01:30:05.420
I mean, why is nobody saying Vancouver? I think it's obviously, oh, I want Vancouver

01:30:05.420 --> 01:30:11.020
to win it and we have the best odds, but the odds are still like 25%. But like if not Vancouver,

01:30:11.020 --> 01:30:15.700
I think Calgary is legit ass. I hate to say it because like they're supposed to be our

01:30:15.700 --> 01:30:20.740
arrival but like they were not like hey the season's going off the rails let's

01:30:20.740 --> 01:30:24.140
tank even though we're good they're just as shitty as we are basically so if they

01:30:24.140 --> 01:30:29.380
win it's not like they like did anything untowards but then like also feel

01:30:29.380 --> 01:30:34.340
like Seattle Seattle doesn't have like the whole team is made of like second

01:30:34.340 --> 01:30:42.100
and third liners they need a star man I wouldn't be upset to see Seattle win

01:30:45.700 --> 01:30:49.700
Give us some help to Jordan Eberle.

01:30:49.700 --> 01:30:57.140
Anyway, Matt Damon, double-letter word entitled, 1990 to 2009, 2010 to 2026.

01:30:57.140 --> 01:30:58.140
You know me, bro.

01:30:58.140 --> 01:31:00.620
I love to play the adjustment bureau.

01:31:00.620 --> 01:31:06.500
When a Matt Damon movie from 2010 to 2026 is the vibe, the adjustment bureau is the move.

01:31:06.500 --> 01:31:14.580
And then 1990 to 2009, 1999, 2009, any chance we just run some shit like the informants.

01:31:14.580 --> 01:31:18.860
But that's scaring me because that could be 2010, nah man, that's not 2010.

01:31:18.860 --> 01:31:25.660
And then a double letter word in title for Matt Damon.

01:31:25.660 --> 01:31:27.780
Let me think about this shit for a damn second.

01:31:27.780 --> 01:31:34.820
Obviously there's good wood hunting.

01:31:34.820 --> 01:31:36.460
He literally, can I say something?

01:31:36.460 --> 01:31:39.180
He literally looks hotter here than he does here.

01:31:39.180 --> 01:31:41.460
Because this isn't a real guy.

01:31:41.460 --> 01:31:43.620
Like what is this guy?

01:31:43.620 --> 01:31:47.900
This guy is not a real, this is like a, this is just a suit, the suits wear, and this is

01:31:47.900 --> 01:31:59.400
a real guy with like, strengths and weaknesses and dreams and like, you know, foibles and

01:31:59.400 --> 01:32:07.100
something else, you with hair, exactly, so he's a real guy, man.

01:32:07.100 --> 01:32:08.900
Matt Damon, he's been in some shit.

01:32:08.900 --> 01:32:11.500
He's in Euro trip.

01:32:11.500 --> 01:32:12.500
Remember that?

01:32:12.500 --> 01:32:15.000
Scotty doesn't know.

01:32:15.000 --> 01:32:18.000
Remember that, got to be the highest form of communication.

01:32:18.000 --> 01:32:28.000
It's in the town that Mr. Ripley, he's in Rounders, he's in Goodwill Hunting, he's

01:32:28.000 --> 01:32:35.500
in, he's in Dogma, he's in Interstellar, but that's going to have a lot of votes.

01:32:35.500 --> 01:32:44.660
He's in Sarah Silverman in that famous Jimmy Kimmel clip that took the world by storm in,

01:32:44.660 --> 01:32:45.900
I'm going to say 2007.

01:32:45.900 --> 01:32:47.740
I know for a fact it was 2007.

01:32:47.740 --> 01:32:51.620
I could put myself right back, right back.

01:32:51.620 --> 01:32:52.940
I'm going to say Goodwill Hunting.

01:32:52.940 --> 01:32:58.660
It might have 40%, but I'm going to say it, 3-3-3, repeating of course.

01:32:58.660 --> 01:33:00.340
The Great Wall would have been so good.

01:33:00.340 --> 01:33:02.580
I forgot about the Great Wall.

01:33:02.580 --> 01:33:09.540
letter word entitled yeah how Stella got her groove back that's a given bro I

01:33:09.540 --> 01:33:15.860
gotta see that again um I don't honestly I went to the video store with my mom

01:33:15.860 --> 01:33:19.820
must have been like 1998 she rented this and then we watched it together she

01:33:19.820 --> 01:33:22.820
must have been going through some shit like her and my dad are still together

01:33:22.820 --> 01:33:27.500
they have a great relationship as far as I know but there must have been a cup

01:33:27.500 --> 01:33:32.020
or something if when I was 10 years old she's like I'm gonna watch how Stella

01:33:32.020 --> 01:33:37.860
got her groove back. I didn't really understand it back then, but now I'm like, yeah. Okay, what was

01:33:37.860 --> 01:33:50.180
going on? Anyway, it could just be a good movie too. 1999, 2009, Angela Bassett, that's the score.

01:33:50.180 --> 01:33:54.580
I play the same three movies every single time they give us Angela Bassett. I'm never going to

01:33:54.580 --> 01:34:02.100
change, man. Next one, Wakanda forever. This is the Angela Bassett starter pack for me.

01:34:03.780 --> 01:34:11.620
People forget about the score, she's in that. Ray Fiennes double letter word entitled 1990 to 2009,

01:34:12.660 --> 01:34:17.380
2010. Okay, so we always play for Ray Fiennes, we always play the constant gardener,

01:34:17.380 --> 01:34:27.060
Which I have seen. You know what's fucked up is these are actually I've got a grid full of movies

01:34:27.060 --> 01:34:37.220
I've seen except the only movie here I haven't seen is Wakanda Forever. That's crazy. 2010 to

01:34:37.220 --> 01:34:40.060
2026 with Ray Fiennes.

01:34:41.100 --> 01:34:42.380
Conclave.

01:34:43.060 --> 01:34:44.660
Conclave.

01:34:45.780 --> 01:34:48.140
Um, he's in Conclave.

01:34:49.900 --> 01:34:52.700
He's in the, the, the 28 years later films.

01:34:52.700 --> 01:34:54.380
Let's play not bone temple.

01:34:55.900 --> 01:35:00.860
And we'll farm that 4% and then double letter word in title.

01:35:02.620 --> 01:35:05.020
Double letter word in title.

01:35:05.780 --> 01:35:08.700
Bro, wait, wait, I gotta check some judge

01:35:10.620 --> 01:35:17.580
The dark doll it can't it has to be in one word all otherwise the English patient would be so good

01:35:18.300 --> 01:35:21.200
The English patient would fucking slay here, bro

01:35:23.220 --> 01:35:27.660
Whatever I was gonna type interstellar what the hell else are you in every Harry Potter?

01:35:29.300 --> 01:35:32.240
The menu in brooch conclave

01:35:32.240 --> 01:35:39.240
You're in a bunch of shit man.

01:35:39.240 --> 01:35:51.320
Sorry guys, I don't endorse it by the way, 28% because I picked the one on the top of

01:35:51.320 --> 01:35:53.800
the fucking list, man.

01:35:53.800 --> 01:35:55.920
Fuck you.

01:35:55.920 --> 01:36:00.980
You are the man now dog. Remember dog confession of a dangerous

01:36:01.980 --> 01:36:04.860
I've seen that three times Matt Damon's in that

01:36:07.540 --> 01:36:09.540
Patient has two T's

01:36:11.220 --> 01:36:13.220
Bro

01:36:14.300 --> 01:36:20.800
Has the same letter repeated consecutively in one word not come on now you got a

01:36:20.800 --> 01:36:29.360
You're gonna get slimed out on the jewel of the seas man get him banned uh-uh I ain't the one

01:36:33.120 --> 01:36:38.640
I feel like slimed has an obvious like you got turned into goo slimed out is different

01:36:39.200 --> 01:36:41.200
slimed out is a total it's a

01:36:41.280 --> 01:36:44.320
Like I don't I don't know if I love the connotation of slimed out

01:36:50.800 --> 01:37:00.040
F11, by the way.

01:37:00.040 --> 01:37:01.040
Roller.

01:37:01.040 --> 01:37:05.560
A noun meaning a revolving cylinder over or on which something is moved.

01:37:05.560 --> 01:37:07.480
This is why dictionaries should have pictures.

01:37:07.480 --> 01:37:12.400
You don't need to explain, like, what a roller is.

01:37:12.400 --> 01:37:14.760
Just put a picture.

01:37:14.760 --> 01:37:15.760
Using the word.

01:37:15.760 --> 01:37:18.000
There's some situations where words are not appropriate.

01:37:18.000 --> 01:37:19.000
Stared.

01:37:19.000 --> 01:37:21.340
A verb meaning to look fixedly often with

01:37:21.340 --> 01:37:26.120
indicate, a verb meaning to point out or point to

01:37:26.120 --> 01:37:29.240
Indicates as Latin, arising from Indicates

01:37:29.240 --> 01:37:33.480
provides in with decares meaning to proclaim or dedicate

01:37:33.480 --> 01:37:37.160
Indicate, a verb meaning to point out or point to

01:37:37.160 --> 01:37:43.080
If my wife was like a stoner or whatever

01:37:43.080 --> 01:37:48.440
quashed, a verb meaning to suppress or extend

01:37:48.440 --> 01:37:50.440
A noun meaning a child in the front.

01:37:52.440 --> 01:37:53.440
Enmity.

01:37:53.440 --> 01:37:55.440
A noun meaning positive a-

01:37:56.440 --> 01:37:57.440
Myopic.

01:37:57.440 --> 01:37:58.440
A adjective meaning-

01:37:58.440 --> 01:38:01.440
Okay, nerdcore hip-hop rhyming words, man.

01:38:01.440 --> 01:38:02.440
Gah.

01:38:03.440 --> 01:38:08.440
A noun meaning the loose outer garment worn in public by citizens of ancient Rome.

01:38:08.440 --> 01:38:09.440
Also-

01:38:09.440 --> 01:38:10.440
Tolga, toga.

01:38:11.440 --> 01:38:12.440
Commendier.

01:38:12.440 --> 01:38:14.440
A verb meaning to compel to prefer-

01:38:14.440 --> 01:38:15.440
A front.

01:38:15.440 --> 01:38:18.180
A front. A verb meaning to insult a s-

01:38:20.100 --> 01:38:27.200
Hortatory. Adjective meaning hortitive, exhortatory. Hortatory. Adjective meaning hortitive, exhortatory.

01:38:27.200 --> 01:38:28.200
Exhortatory.

01:38:28.200 --> 01:38:30.200
Oh, really?

01:38:30.940 --> 01:38:35.060
Durham. A noun meaning shorthorn. Durham. A noun meaning shorthorn.

01:38:35.060 --> 01:38:35.860
Durham.

01:38:35.860 --> 01:38:37.360
Oh, good start.

01:38:37.360 --> 01:38:40.360
Adjutant. A noun meaning a staph-

01:38:41.020 --> 01:38:44.020
The fact that adjutant is a noun is fucked up.

01:38:44.020 --> 01:38:47.620
Quaraless. Adjective meaning habitually complaining.

01:38:47.620 --> 01:38:49.620
Quaralos comes from Middle English.

01:38:49.620 --> 01:38:51.620
Okay, I know I spelled it wrong.

01:38:51.620 --> 01:38:53.860
Impecunius is really good.

01:38:53.860 --> 01:38:57.540
Quaraless. Constantly complaining.

01:38:57.540 --> 01:39:02.260
You quaraless so-and-so.

01:39:02.260 --> 01:39:05.300
Quaraless. I like that.

01:39:05.300 --> 01:39:08.260
Plumage. A noun meaning the feathers of a bird.

01:39:08.260 --> 01:39:12.300
but quarrel, quarrel-less.

01:39:15.340 --> 01:39:17.980
I find your behavior quarrel-less and petulant.

01:39:29.040 --> 01:39:30.860
I'm gonna try to download that one.

01:39:30.860 --> 01:39:32.820
How can we have this many fucking dolls, man?

01:39:32.820 --> 01:39:34.220
It just doesn't make sense.

01:39:34.220 --> 01:39:37.020
It doesn't make sense that this is what I do.

01:39:38.260 --> 01:39:45.060
You know, it's actually, I've made myself into a more embarrassing streamer than a streamer

01:39:45.060 --> 01:39:46.600
who just plays video games.

01:39:46.600 --> 01:39:51.100
So I used to tell people, I stream video games, and they would go, what games?

01:39:51.100 --> 01:39:53.420
And then I would say, like, have you ever heard of The Binding of Isaac?

01:39:53.420 --> 01:39:54.940
And they would say, no.

01:39:54.940 --> 01:39:57.020
And then that was the end of the conversation.

01:39:57.020 --> 01:39:59.780
But now they go, what kind of stuff do you stream?

01:39:59.780 --> 01:40:03.380
And I go, you know, those New York Times daily games?

01:40:03.380 --> 01:40:06.420
And they go, like the mini crossword that takes 15 seconds.

01:40:06.420 --> 01:40:13.220
And I go, yeah, I do that for like two hours every single day.

01:40:13.220 --> 01:40:14.980
And they're like, people watch that?

01:40:14.980 --> 01:40:16.820
And I'm like, yeah.

01:40:16.820 --> 01:40:17.500
Yeah, I know.

01:40:17.500 --> 01:40:19.420
It's very strange.

01:40:22.220 --> 01:40:25.180
I guess it was already hard because they would be like,

01:40:25.180 --> 01:40:26.500
you must be good at games.

01:40:26.500 --> 01:40:30.340
And I would be like, here's where you're wrong, buddy.

01:40:30.340 --> 01:40:33.420
This looks like it's from Italy.

01:40:33.420 --> 01:40:34.620
There's Parmesan cheese.

01:40:36.420 --> 01:40:39.420
Manestra de Sisi.

01:40:39.420 --> 01:40:43.420
Sure, man.

01:40:43.420 --> 01:40:47.420
Onions, carrots, bell peppers, tomatoes, eggplant, zucchini, potatoes, green.

01:40:47.420 --> 01:40:50.420
This is like your average Hello Fresh recipe.

01:40:50.420 --> 01:40:53.420
Is this like a ratatouille or something?

01:40:53.420 --> 01:40:56.420
Parsley, dill, olive oil, bay leaves.

01:40:56.420 --> 01:40:58.420
Okay, I'm not saying it's bad.

01:40:58.420 --> 01:41:03.420
It's just a bunch of stewed vegetables, which is fine.

01:41:03.420 --> 01:41:10.380
It's like it's a chili, bro. I don't know. I'm gonna say Spain could be making food

01:41:10.380 --> 01:41:14.940
that is nice and colorful like this. I'm gonna say Italy.

01:41:14.940 --> 01:41:23.700
You betch. I'm gonna say Croatia, Southeast of Italy. I'm gonna say Romania.

01:41:23.700 --> 01:41:30.860
Correct. Germany. Yeah, it's stew. I'd yum it. Arrow root powder. A soothing

01:41:30.860 --> 01:41:41.980
beverage made from the powdered root of the arrow root plant? Tunisia? I have no idea where

01:41:41.980 --> 01:41:53.420
they're drinking arrow root man. Sweden? Okay, it's called arrow root tea, which to me means

01:41:53.420 --> 01:42:00.420
it's australia because it's in english what the fuck it's cold everywhere

01:42:04.180 --> 01:42:11.180
japan

01:42:11.180 --> 01:42:21.900
So boy, yeah, apparently it's every Asian country.

01:42:21.900 --> 01:42:23.740
My bad, y'all.

01:42:23.740 --> 01:42:24.740
That's your wife's country?

01:42:24.740 --> 01:42:25.740
Okay, do you...

01:42:25.740 --> 01:42:27.060
What is arrow root tea in Korean?

01:42:27.060 --> 01:42:34.140
I don't know.

01:42:34.140 --> 01:42:35.140
No clue, bro.

01:42:35.140 --> 01:42:36.140
Yeah, they're not drinking this shit.

01:42:36.140 --> 01:42:37.420
They're mostly drinking...

01:42:37.420 --> 01:42:38.420
Smockily.

01:42:38.420 --> 01:42:41.500
Makgeolli, which is tasty to be honest

01:42:42.380 --> 01:42:45.140
You guys drinking the yeast from the bottom of the Makgeolli bottle

01:42:45.740 --> 01:42:50.460
If not pass it over, bro. Well, I don't drink anymore, but like back in the day whoo

01:42:52.660 --> 01:42:57.300
Makgeolli and a hey Mopadjan could be the fucking vibe man could be the vibe

01:42:59.660 --> 01:43:01.660
We'll get it going on the cruise

01:43:08.420 --> 01:43:12.420
Hey, Moopajun.

01:43:16.420 --> 01:43:20.420
Gonna level with you. This breakfast wrap looks good as fuck.

01:43:24.420 --> 01:43:28.420
Steak sandwich versus

01:43:28.420 --> 01:43:32.420
hot dog. Hot dog, hot dog, hot doody dog.

01:43:32.420 --> 01:43:36.420
We'll take onion rings and fries.

01:43:36.420 --> 01:43:38.420
Okay, Caligula.

01:43:42.420 --> 01:43:44.420
Fish and chips versus the hockey-porkey bowl.

01:43:45.420 --> 01:43:52.420
We got to figure out what caused England to become this and inoculate the rest of the world.

01:43:54.420 --> 01:44:00.420
Hockey-porkey bowl with barbecue pulled pork, chips, cheese sauce, and crispy onions.

01:44:02.420 --> 01:44:04.420
It's probably the Napoleonic Wars.

01:44:04.420 --> 01:44:12.320
wars. Okay, it's funny to think about them eating this shit after like the battle of

01:44:12.320 --> 01:44:16.500
Waterloo or whatever. I don't know that shit about them, that much shit about the Napoleonic

01:44:16.500 --> 01:44:21.420
Wars. Duke of Wellington was doing some shit back then for sure, man. Horatio Nelson.

01:44:21.420 --> 01:44:29.660
The fish and chips look pretty good, but still, two pork belly sandwiches with four

01:44:29.660 --> 01:44:34.140
egg rolls and chips. This is the type of shit Dan Chatter orders on a first date, man.

01:44:35.260 --> 01:44:40.060
Ah, whatever. It's pretty good. 32%. I guess it is 42 pounds 50. That is crazy.

01:44:41.500 --> 01:44:46.060
Loaded fries, where it appears mostly they just put the toppings on top of a piece of paper

01:44:46.620 --> 01:44:54.460
or bad hot dog. Okay, the loaded fries are not 75%. That's insane. But chicken for the people

01:44:54.460 --> 01:45:00.040
from chicken George JNR doesn't that mean like don't bring me back to life if

01:45:00.040 --> 01:45:05.680
my heart stops versus a strawberry bubblewaffle that's hard to say but to be

01:45:05.680 --> 01:45:17.200
honest does look good as fuck man are you serious a scone in a hot drink chicken

01:45:17.200 --> 01:45:22.200
gyros and chips with jam and cream nope this is literally just like at somebody's

01:45:22.200 --> 01:45:29.920
dorm room or something, man. Give me the gyro. That being 47% is insane though. That looks

01:45:29.920 --> 01:45:36.560
good. That looks like a vibe. So I would take the salted herring sandwich. I love a fishy

01:45:36.560 --> 01:45:42.300
fish. When you get into your 30s, you get a little bit older, but you start to come

01:45:42.300 --> 01:45:46.340
to terms with like who you are. You know what? I've become the type of motherfucker that when

01:45:46.340 --> 01:45:51.140
I eat sushi, I would trade my tuna for horse mackerel, man.

01:45:51.140 --> 01:45:54.820
If you got a piece of horse mackerel and you don't like it because it tastes like fish,

01:45:54.820 --> 01:45:58.540
which is the thing that we're eating, I would happily give you my tuna and take the horse

01:45:58.540 --> 01:45:59.780
mackerel, man.

01:45:59.780 --> 01:46:04.660
Especially because sometimes the horse mackerel, they give it the subway gouge cut and then

01:46:04.660 --> 01:46:10.020
they put some pickles or something in the seam that they created.

01:46:10.020 --> 01:46:11.940
Absolutely, man.

01:46:11.940 --> 01:46:13.380
I'd happily take that trade.

01:46:16.620 --> 01:46:17.460
Not performative.

01:46:17.460 --> 01:46:17.900
I've done it.

01:46:17.900 --> 01:46:20.340
Kate, tell them it's not performative.

01:46:20.340 --> 01:46:22.860
Tell them I've said, I'll take your mackerel

01:46:22.860 --> 01:46:23.660
and give you my tuna.

01:46:26.980 --> 01:46:27.740
I still think this way.

01:46:27.740 --> 01:46:28.300
Oh, OK.

01:46:28.300 --> 01:46:28.700
Good.

01:46:28.700 --> 01:46:30.020
We got some real eaters out here.

01:46:32.860 --> 01:46:36.020
Jerk chicken loaded fries versus pork Wellington.

01:46:36.020 --> 01:46:38.500
Pork Wellington obviously looks horrible.

01:46:38.500 --> 01:46:40.060
Like, they dressed the plate nicely,

01:46:40.060 --> 01:46:43.920
but something went wrong in the cooking process.

01:46:43.920 --> 01:46:46.100
That the, what is it?

01:46:46.100 --> 01:46:50.720
The mushroom duck cell has not affixed itself properly

01:46:50.720 --> 01:46:52.940
to the puff pastry on the outside.

01:46:57.500 --> 01:46:58.420
I'll say it, bro.

01:46:58.420 --> 01:47:01.780
I mean, price not was that, this actually looks,

01:47:01.780 --> 01:47:03.500
first I was like, this is sad.

01:47:03.500 --> 01:47:07.260
Then I took a closer look with my heart open.

01:47:07.260 --> 01:47:09.020
This actually looks good as fuck.

01:47:10.720 --> 01:47:15.900
The bread looks real this looks more like clip art like if I wanted a hot dog emoji

01:47:15.900 --> 01:47:18.420
I would want this but this looks good as fuck by the way

01:47:18.420 --> 01:47:20.420
I don't want to make you feel bad if you're American

01:47:20.460 --> 01:47:26.020
But did you know Costco Canada you can still choose for your buck 49 hot dog combo

01:47:26.020 --> 01:47:28.460
You can still choose between a hot dog and a Polish sausage

01:47:32.020 --> 01:47:34.020
We still have the choice up here

01:47:34.020 --> 01:47:44.500
Polish every time, of course, so I mean, I'll take the hotdog, but I'd rather take a Polish.

01:47:44.500 --> 01:47:48.580
This is going to win though, because if people, they eat with their eyes, never mind.

01:47:48.580 --> 01:47:53.540
I'm getting fucked up today, I'm getting slimed, man.

01:47:53.540 --> 01:47:56.020
Four sausage hotdogs, are you insane?

01:48:04.020 --> 01:48:09.020
We're making good progress.

01:48:09.020 --> 01:48:15.700
Aided by, I know this, added by Jimmy Carter, removed by Reagan, partially reinstalled by

01:48:15.700 --> 01:48:18.180
George W. Bush and expanded by Obama.

01:48:18.180 --> 01:48:23.440
That's a brief history of what objects are the White House solar panels, bro.

01:48:23.440 --> 01:48:27.480
All you need to know about Ronald Reagan, probably the most noteworthy thing about his presidency.

01:48:27.480 --> 01:48:30.220
He moved into a house that had solar panels on the roof.

01:48:30.220 --> 01:48:31.780
First, active business.

01:48:31.780 --> 01:48:33.460
He said rip that shit down.

01:48:33.460 --> 01:48:35.920
He literally said, I'm not living in a woke house.

01:48:35.920 --> 01:48:40.240
That tells you everything you need to know about that administration, man.

01:48:40.240 --> 01:48:42.580
It's so crazy.

01:48:42.580 --> 01:48:44.740
You already have the panels.

01:48:44.740 --> 01:48:50.500
Like I just can't have the, why, like not adding them is one thing, but paying more to

01:48:50.500 --> 01:48:54.740
take them down just seems like so insane.

01:48:54.740 --> 01:48:59.820
It was after five years, whatever.

01:48:59.820 --> 01:49:03.100
On again, off again, lovers, Stephanie Brown and Tim Drake.

01:49:03.100 --> 01:49:14.300
Drake? The folk singer that's beefing with Kendrick Lamar? He's busy, man. They both

01:49:14.300 --> 01:49:28.100
fought crime well-dressed as what costumed vigilante? Borshek. The answer was so stupid

01:49:28.100 --> 01:49:33.700
that they had to load for like twice as long. In the comics the Teen Titans were founded by Garth

01:49:33.700 --> 01:49:42.660
Wally West and Dick Grayson. Bro that's Robin. That's easy. In an act where he tries in earnest

01:49:42.660 --> 01:49:49.780
to make water change, it's form, performance artist Anthony Irvin uses what stage name? Iceman.

01:49:52.740 --> 01:49:55.940
I don't know who this is but that's the only thing that makes sense.

01:49:55.940 --> 01:50:04.300
I was either going to be that, or a kettle, either be Iceman, or I don't even like pot,

01:50:04.300 --> 01:50:06.660
or something like that.

01:50:06.660 --> 01:50:10.860
Neurosurgeon Hugh Caron's created the first modern motorcycle helmets following the untimely

01:50:10.860 --> 01:50:18.020
death of what British diplomat?

01:50:18.020 --> 01:50:21.180
Lord Beaver Brook.

01:50:21.180 --> 01:50:25.860
Colonel wrote the memoir Seven Pillars of Wisdom recounting the 1917 capture of

01:50:25.860 --> 01:50:34.860
Akaba in what is now Jordan. That guy from Jumanji. Peter O'Toole famously played

01:50:34.860 --> 01:50:41.660
what British leader who helped inspire? I don't know, Lawrence. Lawrence. Lawrence.

01:50:41.660 --> 01:50:50.380
T.E. Lawrence. We'll take those. That's correct for one point.

01:50:51.660 --> 01:50:56.540
T.E. Lawrence. No way you pinned that shit on Van Pelt. What's crazy too? I felt bad because

01:50:56.540 --> 01:51:03.420
Van Pelt is obviously South African. The bad guy from Jumanji 1 is obviously South African.

01:51:03.420 --> 01:51:08.220
There is no bad guy in Jumanji 2. Sorry, not Zathura, but the one with Jack Black.

01:51:08.220 --> 01:51:19.220
That's what makes it such a complicated, grown-up movie, is that I guess the bad guy in Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle would be whoever programmed the video game to suck real people into it and trap them?

01:51:19.220 --> 01:51:24.220
Like, he was on one, man. I don't know what kind of Palmer Lucky shit like he was doing, but...

01:51:24.220 --> 01:51:31.220
Typhoid fever is caused by a strain of what rod-shaped gram-negative enterobacteria?

01:51:31.220 --> 01:51:33.220
Hmm.

01:51:33.220 --> 01:51:36.220
Tuberculosis? Tuberculosis?

01:51:38.220 --> 01:51:45.220
Judges? Salmonella. It's actually Salmonella. Holy shit.

01:51:45.220 --> 01:51:50.220
Final question? Final clue?

01:51:50.220 --> 01:52:00.220
Noted cruise salesman Northern Lion once had Campelobacca end this.

01:52:00.220 --> 01:52:05.220
Before he got slimed out.

01:52:05.220 --> 01:52:06.820
plus three, damn.

01:52:09.140 --> 01:52:11.380
But those never end and we love it, man.

01:52:17.060 --> 01:52:19.220
Sort these data storage technologies

01:52:19.220 --> 01:52:20.500
by when they were first introduced,

01:52:20.500 --> 01:52:22.500
starting with the latest.

01:52:22.500 --> 01:52:25.300
Am I, is this the stupidest thing of all time?

01:52:25.300 --> 01:52:27.220
Because it feels to me like QR codes

01:52:27.220 --> 01:52:30.380
could have been invented in like the year 51.

01:52:31.660 --> 01:52:33.920
And then just like manually decoded.

01:52:33.920 --> 01:52:41.160
Like obviously cavemen were not like printing CD-ROMs, that's insane.

01:52:41.160 --> 01:52:47.360
But it seems completely plausible that they could have been making QR codes, like encoding

01:52:47.360 --> 01:52:54.600
data in a grid and then like, I don't know what, I guess you would invite a dude over

01:52:54.600 --> 01:53:00.080
and be like, take a look at this, I don't know how you would share it, how do I think

01:53:00.080 --> 01:53:03.480
about it, I don't really know how you would share it, but it seems like something that

01:53:03.480 --> 01:53:09.560
could, or maybe they could have used like a smoke signal QR code or something? I don't know, man.

01:53:10.760 --> 01:53:20.280
Okay, well, let's, I think we can get the rest in order. I firmly, I firmly believe that this,

01:53:21.240 --> 01:53:27.080
I firmly believe that this or this is the right order. And then we'll try QR codes last.

01:53:28.520 --> 01:53:31.400
QR codes after CD-ROM. There you go. QR codes 1994.

01:53:33.480 --> 01:53:37.880
That admitted that's earlier than you thought some of you guys in chat were going to say like 2021 or something

01:53:39.960 --> 01:53:44.440
You said 1953 what's the difference to a motherfucker born in 2004, bro

01:53:46.520 --> 01:53:48.920
Same shit there were cavemen in 1994

01:53:52.280 --> 01:53:56.920
Ever see Tiedome? Those were like his housey and dais man

01:53:56.920 --> 01:54:10.520
You ever see Encino, man?

01:54:10.520 --> 01:54:11.520
How would you scan them?

01:54:11.520 --> 01:54:15.840
Fucking, I don't know, man, I don't know basically anything about how our world works

01:54:15.840 --> 01:54:16.840
at all.

01:54:16.840 --> 01:54:19.960
I just know how to put some words together in like a funny order.

01:54:19.960 --> 01:54:25.400
If you were to ask, I don't know, like, I would say it many times, pictures do not

01:54:25.400 --> 01:54:26.400
make sense.

01:54:26.400 --> 01:54:31.400
was a germabit, but he was actually like spitting with this. How the fuck can you capture an

01:54:31.400 --> 01:54:38.920
image of reality? Like it seems insane that you like a JPEG is the most magical spell

01:54:38.920 --> 01:54:46.120
that's ever been cast. You are encoding a moment of reality. And I don't know what form,

01:54:46.120 --> 01:54:51.600
like what's the fucking file extension for reality? What's the file format for a moment

01:54:51.600 --> 01:55:01.960
in time. But whatever a camera is converting it from real life into data, which is absolutely

01:55:01.960 --> 01:55:15.760
insane. Like in a way, this is where it seems like a real camera is a magical spell and

01:55:15.760 --> 01:55:23.120
digital camera is like just an evolution of the analog camera, but I actually look at it the opposite

01:55:23.120 --> 01:55:31.600
way. Like there's a physical process that's happening with like light getting, hitting objects and then

01:55:32.320 --> 01:55:36.880
leaving a shadow and an impression on like a medium that happens in a physical camera,

01:55:36.880 --> 01:55:42.800
but how the fuck does you have a little computer inside of your camera that just goes beep and

01:55:42.800 --> 01:55:45.080
And then it's like, remember that moment that was real?

01:55:45.080 --> 01:55:47.160
Remember the most beautiful thing you've ever seen here?

01:55:47.160 --> 01:55:49.700
We brought it back on demand.

01:55:49.700 --> 01:55:50.980
That's insane.

01:55:52.280 --> 01:55:54.560
It's actually a little, like it's amazing,

01:55:54.560 --> 01:55:56.320
but it's a little scary too,

01:55:56.320 --> 01:56:00.660
because they turned reality into fucking ones and zeros,

01:56:00.660 --> 01:56:03.200
which is like, I don't think that was ever

01:56:03.200 --> 01:56:05.760
something that God thought was gonna happen.

01:56:05.760 --> 01:56:08.560
Like we overstepped ourselves there a little bit.

01:56:08.560 --> 01:56:10.120
Because then at that moment,

01:56:10.120 --> 01:56:11.960
those transient moments that were supposed to make you

01:56:11.960 --> 01:56:16.240
appreciate them. Instead, we don't appreciate them. We go click. Oh, we'll appreciate this

01:56:16.240 --> 01:56:21.720
later when you go when your phone goes, who's that? And then photos from five years ago

01:56:21.720 --> 01:56:26.160
come up and you go, oh, yeah, I remember taking a picture of that sunset. You don't remember

01:56:26.160 --> 01:56:32.320
how it fucking made you feel. You don't remember like what the fucking context was in the moment.

01:56:32.320 --> 01:56:40.080
You just go, that's pretty. Fucking asshole. That's how I feel about life, too, man. It's

01:56:40.080 --> 01:56:43.920
Now they're trying to put Tom Cruise into Dalí

01:56:43.920 --> 01:56:44.800
or something like that.

01:56:44.800 --> 01:56:47.280
So I mean, well, one day, Tom Cruise will die,

01:56:47.280 --> 01:56:49.760
but we'll still be able to make new mission impossible.

01:56:49.760 --> 01:56:51.920
Bro, you're not watching the mission impossible.

01:56:51.920 --> 01:56:52.760
It's because you're like,

01:56:52.760 --> 01:56:54.240
they're just gonna keep making more after he dies

01:56:54.240 --> 01:56:55.920
because if something becomes infinite,

01:56:55.920 --> 01:56:58.920
we lose appreciation for its finite nature.

01:57:07.600 --> 01:57:09.160
It's pissing me off, man.

01:57:10.080 --> 01:57:15.920
And this is why the cruise is so important.

01:57:15.920 --> 01:57:17.280
Well, put your phones away.

01:57:18.360 --> 01:57:21.360
When you walk on the ship, we're going to hit you with a burst of gamma radiation

01:57:21.360 --> 01:57:22.560
that's going to blow up your phone.

01:57:22.720 --> 01:57:28.960
And then a drift in the Gulf of Mexico disconnected

01:57:28.960 --> 01:57:31.360
from the telecommunications networks of the Earth.

01:57:33.840 --> 01:57:35.480
We're going to make some memories.

01:57:36.980 --> 01:57:38.480
We are going to make some memories.

01:57:40.080 --> 01:57:45.720
Speaking of which, which has a higher percentage of people who are Catholic, I'll stop you.

01:57:45.720 --> 01:57:51.040
It's Quebec, which has less access to airports.

01:57:51.040 --> 01:57:55.320
Camden County, New Jersey, or Tulare County, California.

01:57:55.320 --> 01:58:00.980
This strikes me as one of those things where I'm like, if there's like one airport here

01:58:00.980 --> 01:58:07.040
that has like one airplane, you probably have more access than the people in Cherry Hill,

01:58:07.040 --> 01:58:08.040
man.

01:58:08.040 --> 01:58:09.040
Okay.

01:58:09.040 --> 01:58:12.360
which voted more for the left of center parties

01:58:12.360 --> 01:58:15.160
in the 2021 Canadian election.

01:58:15.160 --> 01:58:18.540
Saskatchewan is conservative,

01:58:18.540 --> 01:58:20.360
but much like the United States,

01:58:20.360 --> 01:58:23.680
there tends to be a rural, urban divide in Canadian politics.

01:58:23.680 --> 01:58:28.680
So this, I mean, I'm assuming that this went conservative

01:58:30.280 --> 01:58:33.140
because it was a very close election.

01:58:33.140 --> 01:58:36.800
And I think that the conservatives might, like in 2021,

01:58:36.800 --> 01:58:41.800
They might have swept every single seat from like here,

01:58:42.560 --> 01:58:47.560
like just east of Vancouver, basically to like here.

01:58:49.180 --> 01:58:51.800
It was a hot one.

01:58:51.800 --> 01:58:53.920
So I think that it's gotta be Niagara.

01:58:55.440 --> 01:58:58.080
Higher percentage of people who commute by walking.

01:58:59.600 --> 01:59:03.240
North Carolina or Columbus, Ohio.

01:59:03.240 --> 01:59:09.800
Columbus. They have more people with DUIs. Higher percentage of adults who sleep less

01:59:09.800 --> 01:59:16.400
than seven hours. Bro, it's got to, aren't people just sleeping here? It's got to, oh

01:59:16.400 --> 01:59:25.840
fuck. Can I say something then? It sucks because I believe this 100%, even though it's insane.

01:59:25.840 --> 01:59:31.000
But I genuinely lost a little bit of respect for Shohei Otani when I found out that he

01:59:31.000 --> 01:59:36.600
sleeps 10 hours or 12 hours a night. And it's not like I'm like, oh, that's not okay. It's not

01:59:36.600 --> 01:59:45.880
like that. And he's obviously an amazing baseball player. But like, it's also possible that maybe

01:59:45.880 --> 01:59:52.360
I could be doing that shit if I slept 12 hours a night. Like, I don't, I've never had the ability

01:59:52.360 --> 01:59:58.520
to sleep 10 hours a night. If I was, I would have more respect for him if we had the same amount

01:59:58.520 --> 02:00:00.760
out of sleep and he was doing that shit is all I'm saying.

02:00:04.520 --> 02:00:07.480
Because apparently Barry Bond sleeps 12 hours a night too,

02:00:07.720 --> 02:00:10.880
which I think many people are saying was how he hit all those

02:00:10.880 --> 02:00:15.520
home runs. So I think it's actually possible like I only

02:00:15.520 --> 02:00:20.480
know two adult human beings who sleep 12 hours a night and

02:00:20.480 --> 02:00:24.440
they're both some of the best baseball players ever to play

02:00:24.440 --> 02:00:28.040
the game. So for me, I kind of feel like maybe it's the sleep

02:00:28.040 --> 02:00:30.600
Man, maybe they're not, I mean, they're obviously good,

02:00:30.600 --> 02:00:32.700
but maybe they're good because of the sleep.

02:00:37.120 --> 02:00:40.080
I think that it's, at the very least,

02:00:40.080 --> 02:00:43.520
I'd be better at baseball if I slept 12 hours a day.

02:00:47.600 --> 02:00:50.240
I'm just spitballing here, man.

02:00:52.800 --> 02:00:55.860
I sleep 12 hours a day and I'm depressed.

02:00:55.860 --> 02:00:58.280
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like is it sleep or like,

02:01:00.040 --> 02:01:01.180
are you just on your phone?

02:01:01.180 --> 02:01:02.660
Cause like that's the, I don't think Shohei's

02:01:02.660 --> 02:01:04.940
on his phone in bed, maybe for like 15 minutes.

02:01:04.940 --> 02:01:07.340
I mean, he's a human being, but can I say something?

02:01:07.340 --> 02:01:10.660
By the way, I don't know if this is normal.

02:01:10.660 --> 02:01:12.940
Saturday night, I had a horrible sleep.

02:01:12.940 --> 02:01:15.620
I go to bed almost every night at like 930,

02:01:15.620 --> 02:01:17.020
wake up at 530, okay?

02:01:17.020 --> 02:01:19.660
Do the math, it's eight hours, buddy.

02:01:19.660 --> 02:01:21.260
It's like two thirds of Shohei.

02:01:21.260 --> 02:01:29.340
If I wake up at 4.30, and I have an hour until my alarm, I'm getting back this.

02:01:29.340 --> 02:01:31.100
I'm getting 57 extra minutes.

02:01:31.100 --> 02:01:32.100
That's no problem.

02:01:32.100 --> 02:01:34.260
That's stress-free, low cortisol.

02:01:34.260 --> 02:01:38.160
What happened on Saturday is like what curses me.

02:01:38.160 --> 02:01:40.140
I woke up after an hour.

02:01:40.140 --> 02:01:44.140
I fell asleep at 9.30, woke up at 10.30.

02:01:44.140 --> 02:01:49.740
Still got seven hours to go until my alarm goes off, but just for some reason, waking

02:01:49.740 --> 02:01:56.500
up after an hour of sleep is fucked up man. Like you wake up and you're like I thought

02:01:56.500 --> 02:02:01.860
I was gonna be out for like seven and a half hours I'm up after like 70 minutes like so

02:02:01.860 --> 02:02:06.220
I was after I woke up at 1030 I stayed awake for like two and a half hours and then went

02:02:06.220 --> 02:02:15.140
back to bed. Horrible dude. But then I was so tired that last night I slept amazingly.

02:02:15.140 --> 02:02:25.140
I was like time travel. Never check the clock. That's true. Checking the clock is a classic

02:02:25.140 --> 02:02:33.940
mistake. If you could just keep your eyes closed or like face the other way, like when

02:02:33.940 --> 02:02:39.580
I woke up in my head, I would have been like, it's probably 3am. And then I would have closed

02:02:39.580 --> 02:02:44.140
my eyes and gone back to sleep. But when I looked at it, I went 1030. It was like my

02:02:44.140 --> 02:02:49.260
brain had a mystery to solve. It's like, what the fuck, 10, 30? How does that even happen?

02:02:56.860 --> 02:03:02.540
I won't make it in the MLB like that. Guys, I think this, oh, I was going to say, I think it

02:03:02.540 --> 02:03:07.740
might be my last year to get drafted, but I meant like in a hockey context when I realized

02:03:07.740 --> 02:03:13.420
it's probably not the right time. Also, for the other contexts, it's like they keep raising the

02:03:13.420 --> 02:03:18.900
age like I'm not trying to be too real but I kind of was like I'm getting made

02:03:18.900 --> 02:03:22.780
fun of for being old but then they keep posting press releases that are like if

02:03:22.780 --> 02:03:28.220
you're under 44 you got a register or something like how could this be how could

02:03:28.220 --> 02:03:34.900
I be how could I be old but still young enough that doesn't make any sense man

02:03:38.220 --> 02:03:42.180
like we as millennials we're keeping ourselves well preserved we were like

02:03:42.180 --> 02:03:47.140
this is awesome. I'm going to do a triathlon when I'm 50. I'm going to do an iron man when

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I'm 52. And then you can see the government. Oh, look at our middle-aged men. Look at the

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middle-aged men back then. They all look like Homer Simpson and Tony Soprano. And look at

02:04:01.740 --> 02:04:08.060
the middle-aged men now. They got the athleisure. They got the archerics. They've been keeping

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themselves in peak physical condition. They've been artificially dosing guerrilla testosterone

02:04:14.580 --> 02:04:24.740
and measuring the quality of their overnight erections. Look at them.

02:04:24.740 --> 02:04:41.420
Anyway, characters in Roman mythology, mythological people involved in incest, mythological people

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from Attica, metamorphosis into arthropods in Greek mythology.

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Mythological spiders.

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Okay.

02:04:56.180 --> 02:04:57.460
Greek spider.

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My crazy, what's the name of the spider?

02:04:59.740 --> 02:05:02.140
So there's, there's Shelob from, uh,

02:05:04.060 --> 02:05:05.300
from Lord of the Rings.

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Think of spider names, Charlotte.

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I think this feels like a spider to me. It's arachnid. That makes way more sense, man. That makes way more sense.

02:05:18.180 --> 02:05:20.180
It makes so much more sense.

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You think she was saying some shit like, I guess I should have expected it with a name like arachnid.

02:05:28.180 --> 02:05:38.580
17th century controversies, domestic tragedies, oh good, Blackface Theater could just, could

02:05:38.580 --> 02:05:45.580
be a famous play, could be Halloween party at a Vancouver school back in like 1997 or

02:05:45.580 --> 02:05:54.420
whatever, plays set in Venice, Shakespearean tragedies about military leaders, wait, wait,

02:05:54.420 --> 02:05:58.120
He's about suicide interracial romance.

02:05:58.120 --> 02:05:59.120
It's a thalo.

02:05:59.120 --> 02:06:02.040
I was going to type Titus Andronicus.

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A guy who thinks the play is based on the board game.

02:06:10.080 --> 02:06:11.720
Canadians have like three jokes.

02:06:11.720 --> 02:06:19.960
Okay, but the Trudeau Halloween costume, as somebody who voted for him one time and thus

02:06:19.960 --> 02:06:21.440
is his best friend.

02:06:21.440 --> 02:06:24.960
The Trudeau Halloween costume is really crazy.

02:06:24.960 --> 02:06:29.040
It's, and the picture is so insane.

02:06:29.040 --> 02:06:31.960
The picture is so unbelievable.

02:06:31.960 --> 02:06:33.040
Like, it's,

02:06:36.880 --> 02:06:39.080
yes, the fact that it's real is,

02:06:39.080 --> 02:06:41.560
I'm not gonna say it's unbelievable,

02:06:41.560 --> 02:06:44.600
but it is, I'm gonna say it's not okay,

02:06:44.600 --> 02:06:45.560
but it is really funny.

02:06:45.560 --> 02:06:46.800
Can we agree on that?

02:06:51.440 --> 02:06:59.440
Yeah, it is also funny, I did see that Reddit comment that was like, it's him and Katy Perry

02:06:59.440 --> 02:07:05.140
at Coachella and he's sitting on the curb eating noodles and he said, the comment was

02:07:05.140 --> 02:07:10.000
like, it boggles the mind that this guy could be a prime minister of a country for 10 years

02:07:10.000 --> 02:07:11.960
and then just be on the curb eating noodles.

02:07:11.960 --> 02:07:17.840
But it really is crazy, like he's living like a collegiate lifestyle, bro was the leader

02:07:17.840 --> 02:07:21.080
of our country for like 10 years, man.

02:07:21.080 --> 02:07:26.460
book you wouldn't have you could you could not picture Steven Harper like

02:07:26.460 --> 02:07:32.140
resigning the Prime Minister's office and then being at like Hillside music

02:07:32.140 --> 02:07:35.820
festival eating a big hot dog or something like that like like not in a

02:07:35.820 --> 02:07:40.900
suit he's literally just wearing like a white shirt and and Taylor jeans like

02:07:40.900 --> 02:07:43.700
it's so crazy

02:07:45.900 --> 02:07:49.860
Steven Harper's son was a year younger than me at Queen's dude was a fucking

02:07:49.860 --> 02:07:54.420
loser. Okay, literally. Can we kill, but I believe you because I know your track record,

02:07:54.420 --> 02:07:59.220
but I don't have anything against Mr Harper's son. He hasn't done anything to me. And also,

02:07:59.220 --> 02:08:05.300
I do think that socially, he's kind of got a big hill to climb when your dad is like,

02:08:06.020 --> 02:08:12.740
what are the worst vibes you could probably have in a Canadian University, especially deep in like,

02:08:12.740 --> 02:08:20.740
Liberal country is, hey, my dad is the current prime minister of Canada and also he's a conservative.

02:08:20.740 --> 02:08:27.940
Like you can't pull up to the kegger like that, man. Oh, that's Tim Harper. Yeah, what does your dad do?

02:08:27.940 --> 02:08:33.380
Oh, you know him. He's on the news every day that fuck-ass Lego haircut.

02:08:33.380 --> 02:08:41.720
the Lego like the really really thick Lego haircut you know if you've never

02:08:41.720 --> 02:08:48.080
seen Stephen Arbor he has the head of a Lego man a hundred percent I can't

02:08:48.080 --> 02:08:54.600
believe I've never thought about it until now I am a little jealous but he

02:08:54.600 --> 02:08:56.600
He has a lego haircut.

02:09:02.180 --> 02:09:03.380
Oh good.

02:09:03.380 --> 02:09:08.380
Nazi autism researchers who died in 1980.

02:09:12.060 --> 02:09:17.060
Nazi eugenics, Austrian, oh, is this the really,

02:09:18.980 --> 02:09:19.980
really bad guy?

02:09:19.980 --> 02:09:22.100
Is this Joseph Van Gogh?

02:09:22.100 --> 02:09:23.540
It's Hans Osburger.

02:09:24.600 --> 02:09:33.600
I was going to answer the dumbest question of all time, which is the question I was going to ask is, is this a bad guy?

02:09:33.600 --> 02:09:45.600
Well, I don't need you to answer that. I can come to my own conclusions based on the context clues we've been given.

02:09:54.600 --> 02:10:00.560
Anyway, 2020's Christmas films about vampires in IMAX. It smells ferrata, bro.

02:10:01.160 --> 02:10:06.140
That should be like 99 percent. Pretty good movie. Four stars from me on Letterbox.

02:10:06.720 --> 02:10:10.000
Finnish anti-communists who are composers.

02:10:11.680 --> 02:10:15.040
Swedish-speaking Finns, I honestly have no idea.

02:10:15.960 --> 02:10:20.820
Sibelius. That makes a lot of sense. Also, man, what a fucking picture. Holy cow.

02:10:24.600 --> 02:10:27.920
This literally is me when I think that I forgot my wallet at home though

02:10:31.440 --> 02:10:35.460
19th century members of the Connecticut General Assembly

02:10:36.840 --> 02:10:40.700
1758 births 1843 deaths abolitionists from New York City

02:10:42.120 --> 02:10:44.120
language reformers

02:10:44.920 --> 02:10:46.920
linguists

02:10:47.560 --> 02:10:52.280
New York State federalists, bro. Are you I think you're fucking John Adams, bro

02:10:54.600 --> 02:10:56.720
No, a Webster. That makes way more sense.

02:10:58.760 --> 02:10:59.960
It's a dictionary fella.

02:11:02.000 --> 02:11:06.320
1988 Australian novels set in the 1830s.

02:11:07.600 --> 02:11:09.560
Brother, I have no Oscar and Lucinda.

02:11:09.600 --> 02:11:10.800
It sounds Australian.

02:11:13.560 --> 02:11:15.080
Absolutely no idea.

02:11:16.240 --> 02:11:18.920
15th century establishments in Russia.

02:11:19.120 --> 02:11:20.800
I'm getting slimed out today, man.

02:11:20.840 --> 02:11:21.760
Oh, no, maybe not.

02:11:22.120 --> 02:11:24.000
Tourist attractions in Moscow.

02:11:24.600 --> 02:11:31.880
Palace is in Moscow? What is the White Palace? Kremlin. Did the Kremlin kind of

02:11:31.880 --> 02:11:35.800
take over the residency of the White Palace?

02:11:41.880 --> 02:11:48.920
Somebody help me here? Yeah, sure. You mean the Winter Palace? Whatever. That would

02:11:48.920 --> 02:11:55.100
make it the white palace if it's not. Catholic holy days, oh mother fucker,

02:11:55.100 --> 02:11:59.180
donkeys, feasts of Jesus Christ. I'm supposed to know everything is motherfucker

02:11:59.180 --> 02:12:04.220
eight just because he's famous. January observance, there's a holiday of January

02:12:04.220 --> 02:12:11.020
that's not New Year's. I have no idea man. Shrove Tuesday, is it Wednesday? Shrove

02:12:11.020 --> 02:12:22.180
Tuesday feast feast of the ass yeah I didn't know he was freaky like that man

02:12:22.860 --> 02:12:30.620
that's awesome I'm January 14th I'm not even fucking with you it's my wife's

02:12:30.620 --> 02:12:33.180
birthday

02:12:33.180 --> 02:12:40.180
Oh, shit!

02:12:40.180 --> 02:12:43.300
Woo!

02:12:43.300 --> 02:12:47.420
That's crazy, man.

02:12:47.420 --> 02:12:52.820
Seven century establishments in North America, middle Mississippian culture.

02:12:52.820 --> 02:12:56.540
Oh, mother fucker, man.

02:12:56.540 --> 02:13:01.820
Pyramids in the United States?

02:13:01.820 --> 02:13:14.780
not Bass Pro Shops? Tourist attractions in St. Louis? The Gateway Arch? Cahokia. Bro,

02:13:14.780 --> 02:13:24.660
I got two. I had slimed out on this one. 3% Oscar and Lucinda?

02:13:31.820 --> 02:13:36.740
Anyway, Kremlin was a big drop.

02:13:36.740 --> 02:13:39.140
I still think the white palace was probably close enough.

02:13:39.140 --> 02:13:42.740
I should have hit close enough on that one.

02:13:42.740 --> 02:13:48.100
This is a great angle if I may say so myself.

02:13:48.100 --> 02:13:52.260
Because this is like, it's a little bit more pinched than 270.

02:13:52.260 --> 02:13:54.380
This is like a 280 degree angle.

02:13:54.380 --> 02:13:55.380
285.

02:13:55.380 --> 02:13:56.380
Oh!

02:13:56.380 --> 02:14:15.860
Give us today our daily whole.

02:14:15.860 --> 02:14:16.860
We got to do Dr. Ordo.

02:14:16.860 --> 02:14:24.300
Yeah, Dr. Ordo and Cato are the, you know when you had like the red, blue, pink, yellow,

02:14:24.300 --> 02:14:28.140
black power ranger and then you're like this is pretty good but then all of a

02:14:28.140 --> 02:14:32.700
sudden you're like wait who's that dude with the ponytail oh shit fucking green

02:14:32.700 --> 02:14:39.900
ranger green ranger he's cool man he knows karate he wears his pants like

02:14:39.900 --> 02:14:48.820
real low dr. Tortal is kind of like the the green ranger it's like when you're

02:14:48.820 --> 02:14:52.140
in high school and then like somebody moves to your high school from another

02:14:52.140 --> 02:14:57.500
country and they immediately get like a huge aura boost and you're like, man, fuck this guy.

02:14:58.220 --> 02:15:02.540
He's not cool just because he's like from France or some shit like that. We're cool too,

02:15:02.540 --> 02:15:11.100
guys. And then like Cutthole is kind of like, remember the Green Ranger gets like mind jacked by

02:15:12.780 --> 02:15:18.380
Rita Rapulza. I say remember like there's any other like 38 year olds watching this shit right

02:15:18.380 --> 02:15:25.500
now and then you're like no Tommy Tommy's become the left hand of the

02:15:25.500 --> 02:15:30.060
Satan but then he comes back and he's the fucking like white Ranger and he's

02:15:30.060 --> 02:15:34.300
got even more aura because his armor is like gold trimmed and shit well this is

02:15:34.300 --> 02:15:43.060
fucked that's like cuttle and why is cuttle a little less problematic than

02:15:43.060 --> 02:15:48.020
Dr. Ortle because you know likelihood unless they tell us to like cut a swastika

02:15:48.020 --> 02:15:54.160
cut though is not going to do some shit that's like a one-year-old came in with a splitting headache or something like that so

02:15:57.620 --> 02:16:01.680
So there's like never really an opportunity for it to be a huge downer

02:16:06.040 --> 02:16:09.680
Any advice on making kimchi less bitter don't do this Eddie

02:16:10.440 --> 02:16:12.880
Don't don't my two cents

02:16:12.880 --> 02:16:17.880
I've said it many times sure. There's a librarian video about this. Don't make it yourself

02:16:18.880 --> 02:16:20.880
Just buy a man

02:16:23.880 --> 02:16:25.880
Other great thing about buying kimchi at the

02:16:27.880 --> 02:16:29.880
At the H mark

02:16:30.880 --> 02:16:35.880
Is that you don't have to just get the cabbage kimchi. Oh, I mean you have to get the cabbage kimchi

02:16:36.880 --> 02:16:41.880
Because it's like the default kimchi, but then you could also mix it up bro. Get some got doogie

02:16:42.880 --> 02:16:47.280
Get some of the kimchi that's made with young garlic stems

02:16:47.280 --> 02:16:48.280
or something like that.

02:16:51.760 --> 02:16:53.400
I'm saying keep yourself safe.

02:16:53.400 --> 02:16:56.200
Don't get slammed.

02:16:56.200 --> 02:16:58.000
It's in cucumber kimchi, exactly.

02:17:03.000 --> 02:17:05.200
I need someone to split the room for the NL crews.

02:17:05.200 --> 02:17:06.880
It's me and seven other friends.

02:17:06.880 --> 02:17:09.080
We're each going to pay $360.

02:17:09.080 --> 02:17:09.880
We get to see NL.

02:17:09.880 --> 02:17:11.320
I have to tell you something.

02:17:11.320 --> 02:17:12.360
It doesn't work like that.

02:17:12.360 --> 02:17:14.200
the more people you add to the reservation,

02:17:14.200 --> 02:17:15.720
the more expensive it gets.

02:17:15.720 --> 02:17:19.960
Because you also, the room doesn't scale,

02:17:19.960 --> 02:17:21.720
but the food scales.

02:17:24.120 --> 02:17:26.640
Because it's like all you can eat and you get like,

02:17:26.640 --> 02:17:29.280
you know, you get table service at the dinner in the lunch

02:17:29.280 --> 02:17:31.120
and the store, I mean at the dinner at least

02:17:31.120 --> 02:17:31.960
and stuff like that.

02:17:31.960 --> 02:17:36.960
So you can't really just add seven people to the reservation.

02:17:36.960 --> 02:17:44.880
We'll be splitting the burger, too. Don't worry. I don't think it's going to work like

02:17:44.880 --> 02:17:49.200
that. Can I get food at 3 a.m.? I don't know. I've never been on the ship before. All these

02:17:49.200 --> 02:17:53.640
details will come later, okay? All these details will come later. But what I will say, I feel

02:17:53.640 --> 02:17:57.320
very confident saying there will be basically all you can drink Coke Zero. Every cruise

02:17:57.320 --> 02:18:00.200
ship I've ever been on in my life has all you can drink Coke Zero. If they only have

02:18:00.200 --> 02:18:01.400
Diet Coke, though, don't be mad.

02:18:06.960 --> 02:18:08.640
Guys, I have to pee so bad.

02:18:08.640 --> 02:18:10.280
I'm going to rush through the ones.

02:18:10.280 --> 02:18:16.200
I'm going to rush to get to the ones that you guys love.

02:18:16.200 --> 02:18:16.720
Oh, good.

02:18:16.720 --> 02:18:18.200
It's an old guy having a heart attack.

02:18:21.120 --> 02:18:24.200
64-year-old man presents a substernal chest discomfort

02:18:24.200 --> 02:18:26.000
that began while walking up a flight of stairs.

02:18:26.000 --> 02:18:26.800
Fantastic.

02:18:26.800 --> 02:18:28.840
It's a myocardial infarction, bro.

02:18:34.080 --> 02:18:35.640
Wow, I must be some kind of genius.

02:18:35.640 --> 02:18:38.080
An old guy's chest hurt when he walked up the stairs.

02:18:38.080 --> 02:18:39.440
He's having a heart attack.

02:18:39.440 --> 02:18:42.740
Get me to the cardiology department stat, bro.

02:18:46.440 --> 02:18:48.040
Kind of slimed that one.

02:18:48.040 --> 02:18:49.400
Oh yeah, bigly.

02:18:51.920 --> 02:18:53.920
I picked ST elevated.

02:18:53.920 --> 02:18:55.760
What medical school did you go to, bro?

02:18:55.760 --> 02:18:58.280
The medical school of an American Samoa?

02:18:58.280 --> 02:18:59.720
Where did, where did so?

02:18:59.720 --> 02:19:00.560
Good man, go.

02:19:05.640 --> 02:19:07.880
I'll never forget, we have like a lot of doctors,

02:19:07.880 --> 02:19:09.240
not on my side of the family,

02:19:09.240 --> 02:19:10.440
but on Kate's side of the family,

02:19:10.440 --> 02:19:12.280
there's a lot of doctors.

02:19:12.280 --> 02:19:15.080
I remember her grandma had a stroke once,

02:19:15.080 --> 02:19:20.080
and then her grandson-in-law, who is a doctor,

02:19:24.120 --> 02:19:26.440
was like, send me the chart and the images

02:19:26.440 --> 02:19:27.720
so I could look at it.

02:19:28.640 --> 02:19:31.360
And when he saw the pictures, he was not stoked.

02:19:31.360 --> 02:19:32.520
Let's just put it that way.

02:19:32.520 --> 02:19:35.040
It was a real downer on that holiday weekend.

02:19:35.040 --> 02:19:37.560
He was like, yeah, send me like the lab results and the images.

02:19:37.560 --> 02:19:41.520
And then when he looked at it, he was like, what I'm trying to say is that it's

02:19:41.520 --> 02:19:43.700
nice to not have a doctor in the family too.

02:19:45.900 --> 02:19:48.280
Cause then like ignorance is bliss sometimes.

02:19:48.920 --> 02:19:50.160
I don't even know why I brought that up.

02:19:50.160 --> 02:19:51.520
It was kind of like an extreme downer.

02:19:51.520 --> 02:19:52.400
I apologize.

02:19:59.400 --> 02:20:00.600
Walk it off, walk it off.

02:20:00.640 --> 02:20:01.720
Kind of slimed the vibes.

02:20:01.760 --> 02:20:02.400
My bad, y'all.

02:20:02.400 --> 02:20:18.400
Yes, even Siberia goes through the motions, whole lot of, whole lot of bum, bum.

02:20:18.400 --> 02:20:19.400
Thank you, yes, poster.

02:20:19.400 --> 02:20:22.400
Cut the shape perfectly in half.

02:20:22.400 --> 02:20:45.800
And you're saying, you're saying this part is smaller, which doesn't seem right.

02:20:45.800 --> 02:20:47.240
That doesn't seem right.

02:20:47.240 --> 02:20:57.240
This seems, well, obviously they're the same size, but...

02:20:57.240 --> 02:20:58.240
I think that's it.

02:20:58.240 --> 02:20:59.240
I've got to go pee so bad.

02:20:59.240 --> 02:21:00.240
I'll be right back.

02:21:00.240 --> 02:21:00.840
Then we'll do bangle.

02:21:17.240 --> 02:21:19.300
you

02:21:47.240 --> 02:21:49.300
you

02:22:17.240 --> 02:22:19.300
you

02:22:47.240 --> 02:23:04.840
guys this cannot be real you know how I told you I got like three and a half

02:23:04.840 --> 02:23:15.840
hours of sleep on Saturday night check this out text from my mom have an

02:23:15.840 --> 02:23:18.840
amazing day son I meant to tell you yesterday you look great you look

02:23:18.840 --> 02:23:22.840
rested and younger I love you mother fucker

02:23:27.840 --> 02:23:35.880
God great thanks W mom W mom but mom I was not rested I was on I was on three

02:23:35.880 --> 02:23:40.640
and a half hours of sleep maybe less sleep is the strap man

02:23:41.920 --> 02:23:45.320
could be the move

02:23:45.840 --> 02:24:05.640
Holy cow.

02:24:05.640 --> 02:24:07.360
Yeah, tell your moms you love them.

02:24:15.840 --> 02:24:21.520
So I got to put a caught in the streamer discord.

02:24:21.520 --> 02:24:22.680
I got to put a caught there.

02:24:22.680 --> 02:24:23.680
Caught.

02:24:23.680 --> 02:24:33.400
Is the panini press worth the investment?

02:24:33.400 --> 02:24:34.760
I think paninis are coming back.

02:24:34.760 --> 02:24:41.320
I don't know about a panini press being worth the investment.

02:24:41.320 --> 02:24:44.680
But I think what paninis are coming back.

02:24:44.680 --> 02:24:50.880
Those are in a bad spot man. We need the savior to return. It's been like 20 years since

02:24:50.880 --> 02:24:52.080
Paninis were popping.

02:24:59.480 --> 02:25:00.280
Who the roar?

02:25:06.280 --> 02:25:08.080
Imagine a Bon Me Panini, man.

02:25:11.280 --> 02:25:12.080
Bandle.

02:25:13.280 --> 02:25:15.580
Bandle.app. Daily Bandle.

02:25:18.680 --> 02:25:20.280
Low key, the world was a better place

02:25:20.280 --> 02:25:23.180
and guys were just cooking on the George Foreman grill.

02:25:23.180 --> 02:25:25.340
No disrespect to binging with Babish or whatever,

02:25:25.340 --> 02:25:28.820
but like, and this might be a correlation,

02:25:28.820 --> 02:25:30.620
not a causation thing, but I think the world

02:25:30.620 --> 02:25:32.220
was a better place when you asked a guy

02:25:32.220 --> 02:25:34.060
like what his favorite meal was,

02:25:34.060 --> 02:25:35.940
and he said he just throws a chicken breast

02:25:35.940 --> 02:25:39.380
on the George Foreman grill and closes that shit shut.

02:25:39.380 --> 02:25:41.540
Nowadays, they're trying to tell you about some

02:25:42.860 --> 02:25:47.020
reverse seared fucking sous vide,

02:25:47.020 --> 02:25:48.540
I don't know, I don't know enough about cooking

02:25:48.540 --> 02:25:53.940
Honestly, like do it but long long story short you say you got to start cooking in the morning. You don't get to eat till nine o'clock

02:26:18.540 --> 02:26:30.300
What a heavy on the hi-hat, wait a sec.

02:26:30.300 --> 02:26:35.780
If you dare hold back, just put your eyes on me, she said you're holding back, I said

02:26:35.780 --> 02:26:46.700
shut up and dance with me, wait I thought for sure it was that man, ooh.

02:26:46.700 --> 02:26:50.780
He getting really into this song before finding out it's the most ass song ever made.

02:26:54.780 --> 02:26:56.780
It sounds like the whole is steady, bro.

02:26:56.780 --> 02:26:58.780
Wow, there shit sounds like the whole is steady.

02:27:03.660 --> 02:27:06.460
It's gonna be like a theme song for a cartoon or something.

02:27:06.460 --> 02:27:08.460
I'm gonna get fucking psychologically spied.

02:27:08.460 --> 02:27:10.460
Man, what are you?

02:27:12.460 --> 02:27:14.460
It eats a sharing, dude.

02:27:14.460 --> 02:27:16.460
It's a hits of the house.

02:27:16.460 --> 02:27:19.500
Heat on the hill, how is she made?

02:27:20.220 --> 02:27:24.140
You know, the castle, the castle on the hill.

02:27:24.140 --> 02:27:25.900
Hey, can I say something?

02:27:25.900 --> 02:27:28.220
This shit actually might be fucking awesome.

02:27:28.780 --> 02:27:30.540
I don't really fuck with Ed Sheeran,

02:27:30.540 --> 02:27:33.740
but I think that this song might be fucking peak, man.

02:27:33.740 --> 02:27:46.740
Is it like 300 decibels loud for you as well?

02:27:46.740 --> 02:27:57.740
Yeah, pretty loud, okay.

02:27:57.740 --> 02:27:59.740
I'm really big on music.

02:28:03.740 --> 02:28:05.740
Anyway.

02:28:08.740 --> 02:28:10.740
Might be one of my favorite.

02:28:10.740 --> 02:28:12.740
My favorite Ed Sheeran songs.

02:28:21.740 --> 02:28:22.740
Anyway.

02:28:23.740 --> 02:28:25.740
Let's do, we got time.

02:28:25.740 --> 02:28:30.840
We're going to do a sponsored stream for people of note at 1pm for one hour.

02:28:30.840 --> 02:28:34.140
We could probably do two Slay This Byer 2 runs.

02:28:34.140 --> 02:28:44.140
Where's the lens is?

02:28:44.140 --> 02:28:46.140
In cold as fuck, man.

02:28:46.140 --> 02:28:47.640
Turn the heat back on.

02:28:47.640 --> 02:28:48.640
Jesus Christ.

02:28:48.640 --> 02:28:50.820
Named two Ed Sheeran songs.

02:28:50.820 --> 02:28:55.540
The Fortress on the Knoll and everything's covered in something brand new.

02:28:55.540 --> 02:29:02.540
I'm in love with your bottom down

02:29:14.780 --> 02:29:17.620
i can't believe people play vicariously through streamers instead of

02:29:17.620 --> 02:29:22.300
experiencing the spire to themselves buddy are you sitting down

02:29:22.300 --> 02:29:23.900
We're selling cruise tickets, bro.

02:29:28.380 --> 02:29:29.620
It's a different era.

02:29:44.940 --> 02:29:46.060
This has to be a bit.

02:29:46.060 --> 02:29:48.260
It's a real bit.

02:29:48.260 --> 02:29:49.680
It's a bit that's real.

02:29:52.300 --> 02:29:57.380
Don't say getting pregnant on the Northern Lion Super Cruise.

02:29:57.380 --> 02:30:02.780
You know what's crazy too is I'm like a little embarrassed to talk about it.

02:30:02.780 --> 02:30:08.460
But like imagine how embarrassed you have to be if you're like Dan, Squeaks or Kate,

02:30:08.460 --> 02:30:13.100
and you have to call it the NL Super Cruise, legally speaking.

02:30:13.100 --> 02:30:19.860
Like that's, like it's bad enough that I'm out here calling it the Northern Lion Super

02:30:19.860 --> 02:30:25.580
But imagine being squeaks and having to say I'm gonna be on the NL supercruise

02:30:31.900 --> 02:30:35.980
It is less bad for Kate, but I had to include her I of course I wanted to include her

02:30:40.140 --> 02:30:42.140
What is going on guys

02:30:49.860 --> 02:31:08.740
that don't look right. Something's not right with that one. Give me a second here. Send

02:31:08.740 --> 02:31:19.220
this over there. And then this. Maybe we just go because we don't use the window because

02:31:19.220 --> 02:31:26.260
we use the game capture for this. We use the window capture for Counter-Strike 2,

02:31:26.260 --> 02:31:33.140
which by the way will never be played again. By me, at least. And now are you

02:31:33.140 --> 02:31:37.340
gonna go to more laser hair removal appointments? Thank you for reminding me.

02:31:37.340 --> 02:31:43.940
I need to text my tech, because my back is looking hairy as fuck. That shit grew

02:31:43.940 --> 02:31:48.300
back, man, which it's supposed to. You got to hit it like, I don't know, maybe like

02:31:48.300 --> 02:31:53.540
eight times or something like that but I'm due. I'm due for the next one. Thank

02:31:53.540 --> 02:32:01.420
you for reminding me. Okay bro, let's see what we can do with the Necrobinder.

02:32:02.980 --> 02:32:09.140
Receive greed. Trade offer. You receive greed. Transform one. I've heard, I'm

02:32:09.140 --> 02:32:16.120
still figuring out like what the heuristics are for Slay the Spire 2.

02:32:16.120 --> 02:32:23.020
I've heard from people that are on ascension 10 that colorless cards are a lot better and say the spire 2 than they are and say the

02:32:23.020 --> 02:32:25.020
Spire 1 but let me also see

02:32:26.580 --> 02:32:31.920
We don't have a shop for quite some time so that greed is going to be mighty heavy. Let's add a colorless card men

02:32:32.420 --> 02:32:34.420
How about fist the cuffs?

02:32:35.540 --> 02:32:42.220
Deal 7 damage which probably becomes becomes 9 I thought might become 10 gain block equal to damage delts

02:32:42.220 --> 02:32:44.220
Let's give that a try man

02:32:46.120 --> 02:32:49.480
And then let's fucking let it rip

02:32:54.600 --> 02:32:57.400
That's a given time to ruin your life

02:32:58.880 --> 02:33:05.600
Way, yeah, what if pub G came back now we're taught not that I'm disappointed to be playing say this fire too, which

02:33:06.200 --> 02:33:08.680
Is maybe like the best game ever made but

02:33:12.320 --> 02:33:14.320
What if pub G came back

02:33:16.120 --> 02:33:20.440
Stop using heuristic when method would do the trick.

02:33:20.440 --> 02:33:23.120
Bro, method is as a different connotation than heuristic.

02:33:23.120 --> 02:33:24.840
A heuristic is something that's a rule of thumb.

02:33:24.840 --> 02:33:27.040
A method is just a manner in which you do something.

02:33:27.040 --> 02:33:29.280
You don't get it, man. You don't get it.

02:33:29.280 --> 02:33:35.080
A heuristic is something like colorless cards are pretty good.

02:33:35.080 --> 02:33:38.240
A method is, I'm going to pick colorless cards.

02:33:38.240 --> 02:33:42.640
This is why we have more than one word for every situation.

02:33:42.640 --> 02:33:44.280
We'll be covering this on the cruise.

02:33:44.280 --> 02:33:58.200
Um, I'm going to take some AoE.

02:33:58.200 --> 02:34:03.240
And I'm going to take some damage, but it is what it is.

02:34:03.240 --> 02:34:05.080
It's going to be the punchline for 11 months.

02:34:05.080 --> 02:34:12.880
It is kind of crazy, kind of crazy to think of.

02:34:12.880 --> 02:34:19.440
Now have you heard about the chimpanzee civil war um, I saw I think I saw like a

02:34:21.040 --> 02:34:23.800
Some kind of headline that was like there's a

02:34:24.720 --> 02:34:26.080
once every

02:34:26.080 --> 02:34:32.920
250 year chimpanzee civil war happening right now, but I didn't know I don't know anything else about it. I

02:34:39.640 --> 02:34:41.640
Think I want nothing out of these

02:34:42.880 --> 02:34:44.880
Or right now anyway

02:34:45.520 --> 02:34:48.160
Stop fighting. There's room at the zoo for everybody

02:34:48.600 --> 02:34:53.280
They're they don't like this joke, but it's a really really good joke and I think honestly

02:34:53.280 --> 02:34:56.800
it's a great example of a situation where

02:34:57.440 --> 02:35:01.680
If your delivery was good the joke would kill every single time

02:35:01.680 --> 02:35:05.560
But if you don't have a hundred percent belief that the joke's gonna work then people go

02:35:05.560 --> 02:35:11.440
I don't really like this joke and also it feels like something about it feels bad, but it's not bad

02:35:11.440 --> 02:35:20.480
it's just funny. Let's turn something to gain energy. Enemy loses 3 HP, add 3 souls

02:35:20.480 --> 02:35:27.320
into your draw pile. Putrify is kind of interesting, man.

02:35:27.320 --> 02:35:38.820
Let's give it a try.

02:35:38.820 --> 02:35:44.120
Remove a card from your deck, lose 11 HP or heal 19 HP, fight some enemies.

02:35:44.120 --> 02:35:49.000
You know I like those thin decks.

02:35:49.000 --> 02:36:00.640
And then, let's not die to this first elite.

02:36:00.640 --> 02:36:03.560
Let's not die to the hardest elite.

02:36:03.560 --> 02:36:15.800
This is a great retained card, man, although it's going to come back around anyway.

02:36:15.800 --> 02:36:19.560
This is the easiest elite?

02:36:19.560 --> 02:36:24.240
You never drank from the hose.

02:36:24.240 --> 02:36:25.640
Hardest elite is four eels.

02:36:25.640 --> 02:36:28.440
Bro, that's the easiest elite, except I think the other one.

02:36:28.440 --> 02:36:29.440
Who's the other one?

02:36:29.440 --> 02:36:33.800
It's just like a guy who looks like he got lost in the Little Mermaid part of Tokyo Disney

02:36:33.800 --> 02:36:39.680
Sea.

02:36:39.680 --> 02:36:41.600
You're getting popped.

02:36:41.600 --> 02:36:46.400
And then you reap what you sow, bro.

02:36:46.400 --> 02:36:48.920
This is totally fine.

02:36:48.920 --> 02:36:57.240
It will still hit us, but that's okay.

02:36:57.240 --> 02:37:05.240
And then...

02:37:05.240 --> 02:37:07.640
Easiest is the one you're prepared for.

02:37:07.640 --> 02:37:12.640
Oh, stop with this it-depends stuff.

02:37:12.640 --> 02:37:15.920
There are

02:37:15.920 --> 02:37:19.720
unique solutions that work for every single situation. You're naive if you

02:37:19.720 --> 02:37:22.640
don't think that's true.

02:37:22.640 --> 02:37:27.880
For example,

02:37:27.880 --> 02:37:31.800
fiend fire is the best ironclad card. Don't hit me with this it-depends. Oh, what

02:37:31.800 --> 02:37:33.280
enemy are you gonna fight?

02:37:33.280 --> 02:37:34.880
No, bro, just take fiend fire.

02:37:39.400 --> 02:37:43.440
You don't have to think about it too hard.

02:37:43.440 --> 02:37:45.360
OK, let me think about this for a second.

02:37:45.360 --> 02:37:48.760
Palmal strike, bro.

02:37:48.760 --> 02:37:50.840
Palm of the Harris.

02:37:50.840 --> 02:37:53.280
I got to think about that.

02:37:53.280 --> 02:37:55.400
I don't know what my deck does yet.

02:37:55.400 --> 02:37:56.920
It basically just hits you.

02:37:56.920 --> 02:37:59.040
And then the fact that we're the necrobinder

02:37:59.040 --> 02:38:00.320
is completely irrelevant.

02:38:03.280 --> 02:38:05.280
Sweeping gaze is pretty good

02:38:06.400 --> 02:38:08.240
10 damage

02:38:08.240 --> 02:38:13.180
Return for two energy once summon three exhaust the card from your draw pile

02:38:13.920 --> 02:38:18.640
Also, I kind of just like the vibe of like a skeleton in a in a sweet cloak like this

02:38:19.160 --> 02:38:23.940
But then also I mean 13 damage for one. I don't like looking at this card, man. I

02:38:25.000 --> 02:38:30.020
Don't like looking at it because it looks like he's like it's very violent

02:38:30.020 --> 02:38:33.460
It's very Cronenbergian, but let's go with Defile.

02:38:36.060 --> 02:38:39.780
And then, I'm gonna be honest with you,

02:38:39.780 --> 02:38:42.700
I've fallen into some habits in Slay Despire

02:38:42.700 --> 02:38:44.460
and Slay Despire too.

02:38:44.460 --> 02:38:46.060
And one of those habits is just,

02:38:46.060 --> 02:38:47.520
I want my deck to be thin.

02:38:48.860 --> 02:38:51.980
So I love removing a card even when it's super early.

02:38:53.020 --> 02:38:55.140
Another Defile seems like it could go crazy

02:38:55.140 --> 02:38:56.140
and then we could get some like

02:38:56.140 --> 02:38:58.260
ethereal synergy maybe at some point.

02:39:00.020 --> 02:39:07.620
And then what do you you start doing 17 damage, which is crazy

02:39:08.420 --> 02:39:13.220
Are we gonna fight one more elite? We might even fight two more elites because we're gonna fight two more elites

02:39:13.220 --> 02:39:15.220
I'm gonna upgrade so

02:39:17.620 --> 02:39:19.700
You're looking quite slender, thank you

02:39:19.700 --> 02:39:25.540
I actually ate like a disgusting pig this weekend, but like not in a way that indicates like I have an eating disorder

02:39:25.540 --> 02:39:27.220
I just ate like a lot of tostitos.

02:39:27.220 --> 02:39:29.100
I was stressed out, man.

02:39:29.100 --> 02:39:31.540
I ate so many tostitos.

02:39:31.540 --> 02:39:34.220
They were multigrain though, so they're probably good for you.

02:39:37.700 --> 02:39:40.300
I did still, I was still on the paletton though, of course.

02:39:40.300 --> 02:39:43.700
So like I said, I haven't seen this guy in a hundred years.

02:39:44.940 --> 02:39:48.380
Osteed deals 30 damage, does five additional damage

02:39:48.380 --> 02:39:50.620
for all your Osteed attacks.

02:39:50.620 --> 02:39:52.500
The end of your turn, gain one strength.

02:39:52.500 --> 02:39:53.660
Wait, this is awesome.

02:39:55.540 --> 02:40:00.780
It's a crazy turn one.

02:40:00.780 --> 02:40:01.780
I love tostitos.

02:40:01.780 --> 02:40:05.700
I genuinely, I don't give a fuck if they suck.

02:40:05.700 --> 02:40:10.100
And I apologize because I sounded like Mike Glambin type flow.

02:40:10.100 --> 02:40:12.340
But like, they're good enough, man.

02:40:12.340 --> 02:40:13.980
Especially the multigrain ones.

02:40:13.980 --> 02:40:16.480
They're good enough.

02:40:16.480 --> 02:40:21.340
Ocean of Doom.

02:40:21.340 --> 02:40:22.340
I have Retile.

02:40:22.340 --> 02:40:24.900
When you play a card that costs three or more, gain one energy.

02:40:24.900 --> 02:40:27.500
That's mighty interesting, man.

02:40:27.500 --> 02:40:29.140
It's mighty interesting.

02:40:29.140 --> 02:40:31.540
The rest of these, I think, are not relevant at all.

02:40:35.300 --> 02:40:38.460
The Potion of Doom, holds up, holds up Potion.

02:40:40.260 --> 02:40:41.540
Excuse me, the Potion of Doom.

02:40:41.540 --> 02:40:44.180
The next ethereal card you play costs zero.

02:40:45.580 --> 02:40:47.100
I don't have any of those, I'm afraid,

02:40:47.100 --> 02:40:50.080
but I'll tell you what, I will ruin your life.

02:40:52.460 --> 02:40:54.300
Also, the Toastito Salsa is good.

02:40:54.300 --> 02:40:58.060
Like that's the one time siloing was actually the right play, man.

02:41:00.100 --> 02:41:02.980
Right after, and this is not a sponsored segment

02:41:02.980 --> 02:41:04.620
provided by Tostitos, but

02:41:05.940 --> 02:41:09.420
when you get the Tostitos chips,

02:41:10.380 --> 02:41:13.200
your eye is just drawn to the salsa right after.

02:41:13.200 --> 02:41:17.400
And I recognize, because I'm a human being with eyes

02:41:17.400 --> 02:41:20.820
and taste buds, I recognize that the Tostitos salsa

02:41:20.820 --> 02:41:23.680
basically isn't, oh fuck,

02:41:23.680 --> 02:41:26.760
isn't really that good, it just sort of tastes cold.

02:41:27.800 --> 02:41:29.940
Sometimes that's what I'm looking for, man.

02:41:30.900 --> 02:41:33.600
Sometimes you just want to put some cold red

02:41:33.600 --> 02:41:35.460
on top of your tortilla chips.

02:41:40.080 --> 02:41:42.360
Also, can I, I want to say something about salsa.

02:41:42.360 --> 02:41:44.640
We should stop, of course I'm gonna take the file.

02:41:44.640 --> 02:41:47.960
We should stop putting it in tall glass jars

02:41:47.960 --> 02:41:51.060
and we should start putting it in really wide dishes

02:41:51.060 --> 02:41:52.980
at the grocery store.

02:41:52.980 --> 02:41:56.180
I don't know if there's something physically different.

02:41:56.180 --> 02:41:59.820
If you have a really wide glass dish,

02:41:59.820 --> 02:42:02.700
is it 100 times harder to generate the torque

02:42:02.700 --> 02:42:05.540
necessary to open the lid?

02:42:05.540 --> 02:42:08.420
But that way, you wouldn't be halfway through the jar,

02:42:08.420 --> 02:42:10.660
and then you've got to get your hand all salsa-y

02:42:10.660 --> 02:42:14.500
in order to get some salsa on the tortilla chip.

02:42:14.500 --> 02:42:16.380
I know you can pour it into a bowl,

02:42:16.380 --> 02:42:21.140
but the customer is always right, man.

02:42:21.140 --> 02:42:23.660
So fucking get it get working on it get it done

02:42:26.660 --> 02:42:30.800
This would give us one back which is kind of interesting. Oh, I can't even afford it man

02:42:32.020 --> 02:42:35.660
Takes up more shelf space. Let's get a salsa fridge man

02:42:35.660 --> 02:42:51.100
Well, we're just going to hit you.

02:42:51.100 --> 02:42:52.100
Are we going to hit you?

02:42:52.100 --> 02:42:53.100
Yeah, we're just going to hit you.

02:42:53.100 --> 02:42:54.100
We're going to hit you.

02:42:54.100 --> 02:42:57.020
We're going to play fisticuffs last out of principle.

02:42:57.020 --> 02:43:00.580
No, I meant to the store.

02:43:00.580 --> 02:43:05.220
Oh, well, you know, that makes a lot more sense.

02:43:05.220 --> 02:43:09.380
That makes way more sense.

02:43:09.380 --> 02:43:20.420
We want to, this might be a buffer potion situation, and I think that would be A-OK.

02:43:20.420 --> 02:43:23.860
So is the, oh dude, wait this run is awesome.

02:43:23.860 --> 02:43:27.680
Summon 15 or a Calcum can be crazy.

02:43:27.680 --> 02:43:30.540
We do, at some point, we need to have some blocks.

02:43:30.540 --> 02:43:33.260
You can't just be shoving like more putrefies into our decks.

02:43:33.260 --> 02:43:41.300
So a block that is pretty good and also gives us a soul seems good enough.

02:43:41.300 --> 02:43:44.340
Play a 13-doom draw card.

02:43:44.340 --> 02:43:49.020
Crazy man.

02:43:49.020 --> 02:43:52.580
You don't need synergy when your attacks are 1 energy, 13 damage.

02:43:52.580 --> 02:43:58.380
Oh wait, this guy, I should remember that he has another fellow with him.

02:43:58.380 --> 02:44:02.380
Oh this will slime me out pretty good.

02:44:02.380 --> 02:44:05.740
This will put you in a position where you die, but you'll do the damage first.

02:44:05.740 --> 02:44:11.580
I would rather you didn't.

02:44:11.580 --> 02:44:14.100
Why does hummus get to go wide?

02:44:14.100 --> 02:44:16.700
You know, I have a theory on that.

02:44:16.700 --> 02:44:22.900
My theory is that, A, no one told them no.

02:44:22.900 --> 02:44:28.100
No one told them that you're not allowed to do that, so they just did it.

02:44:28.100 --> 02:44:30.940
And not having that limiting belief was very helpful for them.

02:44:30.940 --> 02:44:38.540
And then the other one is that, I don't know, I thought I was going to come up with the

02:44:38.540 --> 02:44:44.780
second one at run time and then I did not come up with it, so the bit just kind of fell apart

02:44:44.780 --> 02:44:45.780
if I'm being honest.

02:44:45.780 --> 02:44:49.220
I've got nothing else.

02:44:49.220 --> 02:44:55.540
I'm going to take an ethereal card that applies vulnerability.

02:44:55.540 --> 02:45:03.540
thicker you need more leverage or your risk breaking the chip. Valid. I'm gonna

02:45:03.540 --> 02:45:06.260
say that's valid.

02:45:10.980 --> 02:45:14.940
That's my card. When you play a card that costs two or more game three block, I'm

02:45:14.940 --> 02:45:20.380
gonna stop you right there. We don't do that. We do make you weak though and then

02:45:20.380 --> 02:45:40.500
to file you two times. I haven't fought this guy in like a month and a half. He's cool.

02:45:40.500 --> 02:45:46.340
I forgot about the fact that we do no damage to him right now. I could have played that

02:45:46.340 --> 02:45:59.340
turn a lot very differently. We love that. We still need to hit you. I mean honestly

02:45:59.340 --> 02:46:01.340
Let's let's get this show on the road man

02:46:15.480 --> 02:46:19.540
Nine damage nine damage doesn't matter to me we will

02:46:21.780 --> 02:46:26.400
The file the file fisticuffs ten block huge

02:46:29.340 --> 02:46:42.280
16 damage incoming guess what just summon for 15 bro you're in a world of her

02:46:42.280 --> 02:46:58.520
29 damage, I don't know how much you can do about that.

02:46:58.520 --> 02:47:02.480
I love when you just have to play your cards, even if it means you die, it saves you some

02:47:02.480 --> 02:47:18.700
brainpower. 4 a.m. in Japan but you know I had to tune in after that librarian

02:47:18.700 --> 02:47:25.160
cruise video dropped. That's it the librarian you worked so fast. Also is

02:47:25.160 --> 02:47:31.400
it really 4 a.m.? What part of Japan are you in? Are you on one of the Eastern

02:47:31.400 --> 02:47:34.280
islands because I think it should be like 2 49 a.m. bro

02:47:37.080 --> 02:47:42.480
Did you know I got pissed off it's 3 48 a.m. Okay my bad. I was at a Japanese store

02:47:43.340 --> 02:47:48.840
This weekend because I had to buy some Calpico and I was looking at the price of canned coffee

02:47:48.920 --> 02:47:55.760
It's like fuck that man. I'm not paying three dollars and seventy cents for a boss rainbow coffee

02:47:55.760 --> 02:48:02.480
40ml can. That's how it goes. God bless you for importing the coffee and then selling it

02:48:02.480 --> 02:48:09.080
so people can try it. But there's no shot that's going to happen.

02:48:09.080 --> 02:48:23.200
Not when you can get it for 140 yen in a vending machine, bro.

02:48:23.200 --> 02:48:27.840
transform a card in your draw pile into a soul at the start of your turn at a

02:48:27.840 --> 02:48:31.880
random card into your hand against ethereal any ethereal pros here that

02:48:31.880 --> 02:48:37.720
can tell me if these cards are awesome I'm not I'll tell you a hundred percent

02:48:37.720 --> 02:48:41.640
I'm not taking end of days that's not gonna happen call of the void is

02:48:41.640 --> 02:48:45.400
incredible because there's a payoff card that's like the more ethereal cards you

02:48:45.400 --> 02:48:51.640
play the more damage it does say on smogs I mean turning a strike into a soul

02:48:51.640 --> 02:49:04.800
goal is obviously out of control. In my heart of hearts, this looked to me to be better.

02:49:04.800 --> 02:49:08.520
So I'm going to take it. And I'm going to remember that. I asked you for advice, but

02:49:08.520 --> 02:49:12.920
even still, chat leads me down a path of disrepute.

02:49:12.920 --> 02:49:18.020
Upon pick-up, upgrade six random cards. At the start of each combat, add a luminescence

02:49:18.020 --> 02:49:24.500
into your hands, transform Unleash into Protector. We're not a summon build, so I think we upgrade

02:49:24.500 --> 02:49:35.540
six random cards, man. I would love if, if it hits two strikes slash defends, I would be chill.

02:49:37.380 --> 02:49:39.140
It hit one. That's even better, man.

02:49:42.020 --> 02:49:45.140
Some of those cards are cards that I would have upgraded myself.

02:49:45.140 --> 02:49:55.140
This is the Cuff's grave warden. Okay, huge. I would like to remove a card. I think we've

02:49:55.140 --> 02:49:59.500
got a good chance to kill some elites. Probably won't get to remove two, but let's let's try

02:49:59.500 --> 02:50:11.980
this regardless. Why do you have three defiles? Defile you with a smile. Suck me like you

02:50:11.980 --> 02:50:24.460
wanted me to do. You know what I'm talking about? I used to be a little boy. What's a child supposed to do?

02:50:26.140 --> 02:50:29.180
The chiller in me is the chiller in you.

02:50:33.420 --> 02:50:37.500
I actually could be aura on the cruise to have everybody walk up to one roulette table and put

02:50:37.500 --> 02:50:41.440
put all our money on one number and then let it rip man.

02:50:41.440 --> 02:50:45.160
But bro, imagine the vibes on the cruise,

02:50:45.160 --> 02:50:48.920
the one in 34 chance that that number hit though.

02:50:48.920 --> 02:50:53.920
Imagine how that would be an all time remover man.

02:50:55.200 --> 02:50:56.660
Imagine,

02:50:58.320 --> 02:50:59.920
and then let it ride.

02:50:59.920 --> 02:51:00.840
I don't even,

02:51:02.600 --> 02:51:03.440
we'll see.

02:51:04.600 --> 02:51:05.440
We'll see, one second.

02:51:05.440 --> 02:51:07.320
I think we want this for sure.

02:51:07.320 --> 02:51:13.320
I think we want to try to ruin your life as we could have just stunned you, but where's the fun in that man?

02:51:14.480 --> 02:51:18.140
Whatever you're screwed anyway. We're gonna do this was like misplayed, but it's fine

02:51:24.240 --> 02:51:29.360
They're gonna leave our ass in cause a male man choose a card in your drop-out and add it to your hand

02:51:30.720 --> 02:51:34.920
Now I'm gonna try to avoid falling into the trap of only taking cards that have ethereal

02:51:34.920 --> 02:51:42.600
But I definitely only want to take cards that work for us.

02:51:42.600 --> 02:51:43.920
I don't think we need another so.

02:51:47.680 --> 02:51:51.600
Chant an attack with Corrupted or choose a card to transform.

02:51:51.600 --> 02:51:53.520
We don't have any huge attacks yet.

02:51:53.520 --> 02:51:56.520
I'm going to transform our last strike.

02:52:01.080 --> 02:52:03.200
It gave us the perfect card?

02:52:04.920 --> 02:52:09.560
You'll five damage for each ethereal card played this combat. Holy cow, man

02:52:11.580 --> 02:52:17.240
God is good y'all um gain seven block at a copy of this to your discard pile

02:52:20.360 --> 02:52:26.700
Well, that's a given and then let's turn a basic defend into this and then

02:52:27.520 --> 02:52:31.180
It's your thing again. All damage taken is reduced to nine

02:52:31.180 --> 02:52:42.180
Okay, well you're still dead.

02:52:42.180 --> 02:52:45.940
All damage taken is reduced to 9.

02:52:45.940 --> 02:52:50.700
Wait, this is incredible.

02:52:50.700 --> 02:53:01.220
We'll 10 damage, upgrade two random cards in your discard pile.

02:53:01.220 --> 02:53:02.800
I think we want none of this.

02:53:02.800 --> 02:53:06.980
All we have to worry about is defend.

02:53:06.980 --> 02:53:11.580
If we can get our defend going strong, nothing can stop us.

02:53:11.580 --> 02:53:17.780
The ethereal six block one week, I think we gotta take that.

02:53:17.780 --> 02:53:21.820
But another pull from below kind of goes insane as well.

02:53:21.820 --> 02:53:25.740
But we do need to have some block.

02:53:25.740 --> 02:53:34.100
Hidden gem is too fun, and then card in your draw pile gains, replay, replay three.

02:53:34.100 --> 02:53:39.980
That does sound, that does sound pretty fun.

02:53:39.980 --> 02:53:43.300
I think I'm going to take Defy.

02:53:43.300 --> 02:53:46.380
I'm going to ignore the fun card because chat steers me down a dark path.

02:53:46.380 --> 02:53:48.080
It's not your fault, it's not your fault.

02:53:50.640 --> 02:53:51.640
And then we're literally,

02:53:51.640 --> 02:53:53.000
we're gonna be the most boring slay this

02:53:53.000 --> 02:53:53.960
by our player of all time.

02:53:53.960 --> 02:53:55.320
We're not gonna take the fun attack,

02:53:55.320 --> 02:53:57.320
instead we're gonna cut a basic defense.

02:54:02.520 --> 02:54:04.320
You'll 33 damage to all enemies,

02:54:04.320 --> 02:54:07.200
costs less for each ethereal card played this combat.

02:54:07.200 --> 02:54:08.960
It's like they're giving us a preview

02:54:08.960 --> 02:54:10.760
of the cards that we wanna get later.

02:54:10.760 --> 02:54:12.040
Like this is awesome, man.

02:54:12.040 --> 02:54:14.180
And then turn a dazed into a soul.

02:54:16.380 --> 02:54:21.380
That's huge.

02:54:21.380 --> 02:54:27.380
How fisticuffs, you've got to do damage to you at some point.

02:54:27.380 --> 02:54:31.380
How do we have zero strikes already?

02:54:31.380 --> 02:54:34.380
I'm moving a little different today.

02:54:34.380 --> 02:54:36.380
Barrogatory.

02:54:36.380 --> 02:54:41.380
Choose a card in your draw pile to add to your hand.

02:54:41.380 --> 02:54:43.380
What would we add to our hand?

02:54:43.380 --> 02:54:51.100
probably a grave warden if we were to do so I think we want to go crazy though we

02:54:51.100 --> 02:54:55.940
definitely want to use a potion do something like this this will hit you

02:54:55.940 --> 02:55:03.060
for 28 is there another ethereal card we could add a zero cost ethereal card we

02:55:03.060 --> 02:55:07.260
could add to our hand I think the answer is no I think we accept I'm gonna take

02:55:07.260 --> 02:55:24.300
some damage because our next turn is going to be fucked up shit our next two

02:55:24.300 --> 02:55:28.980
turns are gonna be fucked up I guess I would just kill you it sucks that we

02:55:28.980 --> 02:55:42.900
have to use the second potion though. Three cards from your discard pile into your hand.

02:55:42.900 --> 02:55:47.180
I don't think we need it, man. I don't think we need it. Wait, people are excited about

02:55:47.180 --> 02:55:59.100
I thought Regal Pillow was like, oh, it will get us something for a puzzle box.

02:55:59.100 --> 02:56:02.420
And it doesn't cause, does it cause zero forever?

02:56:02.420 --> 02:56:06.940
Wait, that's incredible.

02:56:06.940 --> 02:56:07.940
Road does not rest.

02:56:07.940 --> 02:56:12.260
I'm literally like the number one raster in this game.

02:56:12.260 --> 02:56:16.580
I'm the only person who plays this that's not afraid to rest.

02:56:16.580 --> 02:56:23.420
else is like I would rather just quit my run. You are not? Well I haven't seen

02:56:23.420 --> 02:56:32.140
anybody else play this to be fair. But you might be right. The start of each

02:56:32.140 --> 02:56:38.240
comeback at a potion shaped rock. By the way Justin and I are doing

02:56:38.240 --> 02:56:43.140
Slate of Spire 2 multiplayer tomorrow. And probably if I had the guess probably

02:56:43.140 --> 02:56:51.860
some other people as well. I'm excited. Nine damage. I think this is just a

02:56:51.860 --> 02:57:02.860
pull from below situation. Gains 14 block upon being hit once. This does 10 damage.

02:57:02.860 --> 02:57:18.380
10 damage we snooze bigly. Or do we? I guess we don't. I guess we play it. There you go, bro.

02:57:18.380 --> 02:57:28.540
Cut this.

02:57:28.540 --> 02:57:33.580
Why am I getting a bunch of question marks?

02:57:33.580 --> 02:57:34.580
Killed Oste for fun?

02:57:34.580 --> 02:57:36.080
Bro, I gained block.

02:57:36.080 --> 02:57:40.540
Now you're going to say some shit like, yeah, but you didn't need any block.

02:57:40.540 --> 02:57:47.220
But yeah, but he comes back with one HP anyway, so why not kill him, man?

02:57:47.220 --> 02:57:53.220
Yes, he deserved to die, and I hope he burns in hell.

02:57:53.220 --> 02:57:54.220
Remember that?

02:57:54.220 --> 02:58:06.460
It's like probably like a reference to a movie, but I know it from Chappelle's show.

02:58:06.460 --> 02:58:07.460
I remember that.

02:58:07.460 --> 02:58:08.980
That's from Time to Kill.

02:58:08.980 --> 02:58:10.980
A lean night.

02:58:10.980 --> 02:58:15.100
You could sacrifice seance.

02:58:15.100 --> 02:58:17.540
I should at this point know what my deck does.

02:58:21.540 --> 02:58:22.860
Drawing a soul.

02:58:22.860 --> 02:58:24.940
I mean, let's just keep it simple, man.

02:58:25.860 --> 02:58:27.060
Keep everybody alive.

02:58:27.060 --> 02:58:29.660
He's got good status effects on him.

02:58:29.660 --> 02:58:31.140
We'll nuke him next time.

02:58:31.140 --> 02:58:32.100
Yeah, pull from below.

02:58:32.100 --> 02:58:33.600
This is what we wanna see.

02:58:33.600 --> 02:58:34.560
Play a soul.

02:58:34.560 --> 02:58:35.780
You get it to file.

02:58:37.180 --> 02:58:39.020
We have 30 damage,

02:58:40.380 --> 02:58:41.580
which means you're dead.

02:58:45.100 --> 02:58:48.640
Retained does 33 damage also refunds us one

02:58:51.880 --> 02:58:53.880
Lethality though

02:58:53.880 --> 02:58:58.580
Not just taking cards that have a theory I'm going to beat the allegations that we just take cards that have

02:58:58.900 --> 02:59:00.900
The same keyword that we're looking for

02:59:04.540 --> 02:59:10.600
This is basically two energy 33 damage, which I don't think is that good lethality just makes sense

02:59:10.600 --> 02:59:18.280
And then it's going to cost 0, 75% percent, I mean percentages is how you get into some

02:59:18.280 --> 02:59:25.840
busted territory, man, and seven damage, 10 block and a soul plus is tempting too, but

02:59:25.840 --> 02:59:34.960
25 HP metamorphosis, 9 HP remove, it's going to be 9 HP remove, we cut a basic defend,

02:59:34.960 --> 02:59:38.360
this is the thinnest deck I've ever had in this game, it's going to be perfect to double

02:59:38.360 --> 02:59:48.200
it man. Summon three exhaust the card from your draw pile. Yes please. She don't remember

02:59:48.200 --> 03:00:00.760
the queen of soul. Yes man. Hard times befalling soul survivors. Flew down from Scott stale

03:00:00.760 --> 03:00:05.880
sing it with me where the hell am I

03:00:10.760 --> 03:00:19.080
save for 19 damage I haven't been throwing my rocks man

03:00:20.680 --> 03:00:24.760
there's a part of me I want to do the math if I apply three vulnerability to

03:00:24.760 --> 03:00:29.800
you this will do 43 damage

03:00:29.800 --> 03:00:32.120
Yeah, you're gonna die. I don't have to do the math.

03:00:34.520 --> 03:00:36.040
Warriors don't read books, bro.

03:00:40.120 --> 03:00:43.480
Favorite song from Steven Malkmus's solo work?

03:00:47.000 --> 03:00:47.480
Senator?

03:00:49.480 --> 03:00:55.880
Gardena? Malediction? Pencil rot? Something like that.

03:00:59.800 --> 03:01:01.940
We don't want any of this garbage, man.

03:01:01.940 --> 03:01:03.500
Favorite pavement song next?

03:01:03.500 --> 03:01:06.760
Oh, that's a tough one, man.

03:01:06.760 --> 03:01:12.840
I'm kind of, I'm a crooked rain, crooked rain, slanted and enchanted guy, but even still,

03:01:12.840 --> 03:01:17.880
I might go with something off of Wowie's Owie, something like Rattled by the Rush or something.

03:01:17.880 --> 03:01:21.360
I do love In This Mountain Desert.

03:01:21.360 --> 03:01:23.880
Every once in a while, I'll be walking around just hearing...

03:01:23.880 --> 03:01:27.600
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang

03:01:29.940 --> 03:01:36.880
You guys think you're cool putting spiral stairs songs into your favorite pavement song answer?

03:01:36.880 --> 03:01:39.880
And I gotta say I just personally...

03:01:39.880 --> 03:01:44.880
I support it but I can't, I'm a Malcolm-ish guy.

03:01:44.880 --> 03:01:48.880
I'm a Malcolm-ish guy until the day I die, man, until the day I fucking die.

03:01:53.880 --> 03:01:59.520
And then I forgot what I was doing.

03:01:59.520 --> 03:02:02.200
I forgot, temporarily I forgot I'm a streamer.

03:02:02.200 --> 03:02:04.360
We're going to transform a basic defense.

03:02:04.360 --> 03:02:05.800
I don't want to take a bunch of damage.

03:02:05.800 --> 03:02:08.320
How are we going to avoid taking a bunch of damage?

03:02:08.320 --> 03:02:13.520
First we're going to hit you, which is also going to allow us to gain a bunch of block.

03:02:13.520 --> 03:02:16.720
And then we're going to summon.

03:02:16.720 --> 03:02:20.320
And I don't, personally I don't think I want to really lose too strength just to make you

03:02:20.320 --> 03:02:22.320
lose too strength.

03:02:22.320 --> 03:02:37.440
We are going to putrify and we're going to play the top three cards of our draw pile

03:02:37.440 --> 03:02:41.360
to get some defense.

03:02:41.360 --> 03:02:49.280
We're going to bring back you and you and then a seance and then you use seance to

03:02:49.280 --> 03:03:06.540
convert a sow. Wait, this deck is actually going to go insane, man.

03:03:06.540 --> 03:03:12.880
Favorite Jonathan Colton track? Come on now, don't. I don't have an answer for that. I

03:03:12.880 --> 03:03:16.920
only know Skull Crusher Mountain. And I had a roommate in college who would play it like

03:03:16.920 --> 03:03:27.920
15 times straight in rock bands you just lost all your defiles oh I didn't play

03:03:27.920 --> 03:03:38.680
them huh was that wrong I'm gonna say that was wrong I mean you're gonna do a

03:03:38.680 --> 03:03:41.920
bunch of damage and then give us one energy back I wanted to take advantage

03:03:41.920 --> 03:03:52.240
of that lethality bonus we had there. We mugged you. Shuriken! Okay, okay. I don't think we

03:03:52.240 --> 03:03:55.840
need to thicken the deck for any- that was an elite! Oh my god!

03:04:00.720 --> 03:04:06.160
Honestly, just to keep us on the right side of history, let's rest here, man, and get 6-6-6-7!

03:04:06.160 --> 03:04:08.160
And then,

03:04:08.160 --> 03:04:10.160
favorite Wilco song,

03:04:10.160 --> 03:04:12.160
listen.

03:04:12.160 --> 03:04:14.160
I was talking about it.

03:04:14.160 --> 03:04:16.160
My discord told me that I got

03:04:16.160 --> 03:04:18.160
gas lit.

03:04:18.160 --> 03:04:20.160
I thought that at some point

03:04:20.160 --> 03:04:22.160
we had gone from

03:04:22.160 --> 03:04:24.160
a nation

03:04:24.160 --> 03:04:26.160
that,

03:04:26.160 --> 03:04:28.160
this is crazy,

03:04:28.160 --> 03:04:30.160
that respected Yankee

03:04:30.160 --> 03:04:32.160
Hotel Foxtrot and instead had

03:04:32.160 --> 03:04:34.160
become a nation that

03:04:34.160 --> 03:04:37.160
that respects a ghost is born.

03:04:37.160 --> 03:04:38.720
They told me that it's not the case,

03:04:38.720 --> 03:04:41.280
and Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is still on top,

03:04:41.280 --> 03:04:42.800
which I agree with.

03:04:42.800 --> 03:04:45.360
You have to play your defiles, bro, so play your defiles.

03:04:45.360 --> 03:04:47.720
And then dredge back two things that cost zero,

03:04:47.720 --> 03:04:49.680
and the defile, which means we lose the defile,

03:04:49.680 --> 03:04:51.880
great idea, and I'm nuts.

03:04:51.880 --> 03:04:53.840
And then, yeah, then draw some defiles.

03:04:53.840 --> 03:04:55.280
What a great idea.

03:04:55.280 --> 03:04:57.480
What a smart play.

03:04:57.480 --> 03:04:59.000
So who gas, ghastly you?

03:04:59.000 --> 03:05:00.280
Well, I went to rate your music,

03:05:00.280 --> 03:05:03.080
and apparently Yankee Hotel Foxtrot's still on top,

03:05:03.080 --> 03:05:04.960
which by the way, as a millennial I agree with,

03:05:04.960 --> 03:05:07.880
but let's dump one frantic escape.

03:05:07.880 --> 03:05:11.480
Hopefully that won't come back to bite us in the haunches.

03:05:15.720 --> 03:05:19.360
Sung Tongs is better than Maryweather post-pavilion.

03:05:19.360 --> 03:05:24.360
Listen, we probably did get a little too big

03:05:26.080 --> 03:05:29.560
for our britches with the Maryweather post-pavilion

03:05:29.560 --> 03:05:31.780
coronation, okay?

03:05:31.780 --> 03:05:38.020
I personally am more of a strawberry jam sort of guy from Animal Collective.

03:05:38.020 --> 03:05:46.380
But I do feel like, you know what, if I may, my actual, my peak Animal Collective take

03:05:46.380 --> 03:05:51.740
is I'm a fall be kind EP sort of guy.

03:05:51.740 --> 03:05:57.100
I apologize for going with the EP because I know it makes it seem like I'm trying to

03:05:57.100 --> 03:06:01.060
steal some valor by being a hipster.

03:06:01.060 --> 03:06:03.780
I mean, what would I want? Sky is so good, man.

03:06:08.100 --> 03:06:10.220
We run this town.

03:06:12.020 --> 03:06:15.660
And it also goes crazy when you don't have somebody in your ear telling you

03:06:15.660 --> 03:06:20.180
that it's like in nine over 15 time signature or whatever.

03:06:20.380 --> 03:06:22.420
Because they love saying a shit like that, man.

03:06:24.700 --> 03:06:28.780
Say, honestly, you give me a favor, convert this basic defend.

03:06:31.060 --> 03:06:39.180
We're not just going to succumb to the narcissistic streamer bit of just repeating, like, answering

03:06:39.180 --> 03:06:41.500
questions of what my favorite song by every artist is.

03:06:41.500 --> 03:06:42.500
I apologize.

03:06:42.500 --> 03:06:43.500
I should...

03:06:43.500 --> 03:06:45.440
That's not something we need to do here.

03:06:45.440 --> 03:06:48.740
Something we need to do here is not getting the kill.

03:06:48.740 --> 03:06:49.740
Sorry.

03:06:49.740 --> 03:06:56.980
I want to get the kill with our card that would do, like, a billion damage, though.

03:06:56.980 --> 03:06:58.940
Sometimes I just got to remind you that I know ball.

03:06:58.940 --> 03:07:06.460
some very specific context at least. So now it definitely feels like you could play Sentry

03:07:06.460 --> 03:07:14.580
Mode and it gives you an ethereal attack every single turn which makes pull from below or

03:07:14.580 --> 03:07:26.980
whatever this is called. That much better. I buy it. And then this fella! I mean killing

03:07:26.980 --> 03:07:32.580
an elite upgrading four random cards that wouldn't matter like one time seven

03:07:32.580 --> 03:07:39.860
block for free per turn ain't so bad but it's it's kind of boring zero cost random

03:07:39.860 --> 03:07:46.900
attack is kind of interesting I hate to say it man I do sort of feel like seven

03:07:46.900 --> 03:07:50.700
block is is what we want here also I've never taken it so I don't know if we need

03:07:50.700 --> 03:07:58.440
to take it in order to get like some milestone or whatever but you already

03:07:58.440 --> 03:08:03.980
have or a calcum though only if we don't play blocks I gives us block in

03:08:03.980 --> 03:08:09.420
addition to or a calcum or in addition to the block we already have bro

03:08:09.420 --> 03:08:21.800
Nah, you weren't ready for that one.

03:08:21.800 --> 03:08:23.320
Need to play that.

03:08:23.320 --> 03:08:26.440
21 damage, you need to play this and you need to play that.

03:08:26.440 --> 03:08:28.760
We can remove Unleashed.

03:08:28.760 --> 03:08:31.680
We can't type A this run, it hurts too much.

03:08:31.680 --> 03:08:34.520
Hard, are you here?

03:08:34.520 --> 03:08:40.040
This is the thing anyone's ever said in the palaton discord.

03:08:40.040 --> 03:08:42.000
Is what heart said to me.

03:08:42.000 --> 03:08:45.520
When you said I watched the run as the silent were you an infinite why are all the comments

03:08:45.520 --> 03:08:47.400
saying this hurts the watch.

03:08:47.400 --> 03:08:51.640
You're real and you fucking should say it.

03:08:51.640 --> 03:08:57.360
I don't know what, how come they don't want me man?

03:08:57.360 --> 03:09:02.080
Oh that was me not him.

03:09:02.080 --> 03:09:03.080
You're cool too.

03:09:03.080 --> 03:09:04.080
Are you the synat...

03:09:04.080 --> 03:09:08.840
stream remote on Discord, so everybody's username for me is just the first letter of their username

03:09:08.840 --> 03:09:13.640
and then an avatar. And if they ever change the avatar, then they're lost to time forever,

03:09:13.640 --> 03:09:20.640
okay? Are you the Sine2Nerdl volunteer mod? That's who I identify with the first letter

03:09:20.640 --> 03:09:25.480
Q from the Discord. And I could not tell you, by the way, I could not tell you what your

03:09:25.480 --> 03:09:29.960
avatar is, but I would know it if I saw it. Yes, that's okay, that's you. Can we get W's

03:09:29.960 --> 03:09:36.680
in chat for the Sinai 2 Nerdle volunteer mod queue. They are one of the reasons that I'm

03:09:36.680 --> 03:09:40.280
playing more Sinai 2 Nerdle because I think they said something like have you played Sinai

03:09:40.280 --> 03:09:46.520
2 Nerdle recently and then I went all right I forgot that this existed and is awesome and then I

03:09:46.520 --> 03:09:53.520
I started playing Morison, a 2-nerval.

03:10:00.520 --> 03:10:02.520
Deal 67 damage.

03:10:02.520 --> 03:10:04.520
Aw man, that's beneath you.

03:10:04.520 --> 03:10:07.520
You don't need to stoop to that level.

03:10:07.520 --> 03:10:14.520
I'm not duplicating my deck, so we'll be downgrading 2 to upgrade 4.

03:10:14.520 --> 03:10:19.700
That seems pretty okay to me.

03:10:19.700 --> 03:10:22.040
I will never duplicate my deck again.

03:10:22.040 --> 03:10:24.800
Whenever you apply a debuff to an enemy, they take 9 damage.

03:10:24.800 --> 03:10:30.320
Holy cow.

03:10:30.320 --> 03:10:34.320
It worked.

03:10:34.320 --> 03:10:41.320
Destroyed.

03:10:41.320 --> 03:10:53.480
Wait, wait, this still, dude, lethality works on the turn in which you play it.

03:10:53.480 --> 03:10:54.480
That's cool.

03:10:54.480 --> 03:10:55.480
Also, I screwed up.

03:10:55.480 --> 03:11:10.840
We should be using these potions so we can get potion-shaped rocks.

03:11:10.840 --> 03:11:19.240
Steve's on movie. It's got to be national security. I think it's definitely got to be

03:11:19.240 --> 03:11:25.880
national security. Defy, remove from deck. Well, here's the thing. What are we going

03:11:25.880 --> 03:11:31.760
to remove from our deck? I don't really want it to be defy, but I also don't want to throw

03:11:31.760 --> 03:11:39.240
like a shitload of, well, unleash or bodyguard would also be fine. Bodyguard plus, actually

03:11:39.240 --> 03:11:43.220
that's huge holy shit this honestly this run I don't think this could have gone

03:11:43.220 --> 03:11:48.840
any better man I've decayed to your deck in shanty card that exhausts with souls

03:11:48.840 --> 03:11:55.800
power I don't want to curse at my deck I want to I want to change nothing with my

03:11:55.800 --> 03:12:04.880
deck to be honest soul plus no definitely like getting more status

03:12:04.880 --> 03:12:11.200
effects seems like the move one dex this is where I go this relic sucks and

03:12:11.200 --> 03:12:17.800
then people go whoa oddly shaved stone holy fuck

03:12:22.280 --> 03:12:31.040
that's it's one of the best relics in the game are you crazy I just walked

03:12:31.040 --> 03:12:41.840
over here. I want to go to a shop, man. Let's turn something to gain some energy.

03:12:41.840 --> 03:12:47.280
Literally, I was like, I guess I'm dredging it back for some reason. I don't

03:12:47.280 --> 03:12:49.640
know why, now that I think about it, I don't know why I would do, oh god, I know

03:12:49.640 --> 03:12:54.000
why I would do that, because we don't have anything else to do, bro. Just play

03:12:54.000 --> 03:12:58.520
your powers and move on with your life, and then make sure you're like, you're

03:12:58.520 --> 03:13:12.760
taking something like that. It's a good relic if you're not a new. Real talk. Seeing how

03:13:12.760 --> 03:13:18.960
like the Slay the Spire community rates cards and relics is how I know that I'm not good

03:13:18.960 --> 03:13:27.240
at Slay the Spire. Because I will literally look at a card that sucks complete ass and

03:13:27.240 --> 03:13:31.440
go like I'll never take this in my life. Why would you ever take this card? Two energy

03:13:31.440 --> 03:13:38.640
does nothing. No thanks. And then in the thread that's like here play this before the next

03:13:38.640 --> 03:13:46.400
enemy spawns. In the thread that's like the mega thread to rate this card. It's literally

03:13:46.400 --> 03:13:52.440
people going like I take this every single time I see it on a run and I have a 100% win

03:13:52.440 --> 03:13:56.440
It's so crazy, but they know what they're doing, man.

03:13:56.440 --> 03:13:58.440
Some time, at least they pretend.

03:13:58.440 --> 03:14:01.440
I'm in the business of believing what people say online.

03:14:07.440 --> 03:14:13.440
I think we want this, this, and then keep it going.

03:14:13.440 --> 03:14:16.440
I mean, he's responding. You should be able to still hit him.

03:14:18.440 --> 03:14:21.440
Also, you like perfected strikes, so you're kind of invalidated.

03:14:21.440 --> 03:14:27.000
Validated first off everyone's valid. Secondly, you've got me confused. I do not like perfected strike. I

03:14:28.400 --> 03:14:33.640
Am the guy who says you can't take perfected strike and then chat goes actually they buffed it in this one

03:14:42.640 --> 03:14:45.240
What is this flesh shirt

03:14:46.560 --> 03:14:50.960
Whenever you shuffle your draw pal draw card me there's good stuff. Don't get me wrong

03:14:51.440 --> 03:14:57.880
I'm a big believer in like hey removing a defend can kind of go crazy man. Sorry to say

03:15:01.160 --> 03:15:03.160
Removing a defend kind of goes nuts. I

03:15:04.560 --> 03:15:10.240
Buy finesse every time I do like I mean how could he not like a zero cost card that draws apart?

03:15:10.880 --> 03:15:12.880
I'm not anti finesse

03:15:19.120 --> 03:15:21.120
Not this this

03:15:21.440 --> 03:15:26.660
Thoughts on an 8 card deck on floor 3?

03:15:26.660 --> 03:15:27.660
Could be awesome.

03:15:27.660 --> 03:15:32.060
But what if it's 4 strikes and 4 defense?

03:15:32.060 --> 03:15:33.060
Imagine.

03:15:33.060 --> 03:15:37.180
The file, the file.

03:15:37.180 --> 03:15:38.180
You don't retain.

03:15:38.180 --> 03:15:39.180
I can't afford you.

03:15:39.180 --> 03:15:40.180
We'll let it go.

03:15:40.180 --> 03:15:44.500
Even better?

03:15:44.500 --> 03:15:47.700
I was going to say there's got to be somebody out there who believes that like if you just

03:15:47.700 --> 03:15:50.380
play the cards right you can win, say, this fire with any deck.

03:15:50.380 --> 03:15:52.800
And then I realized that that guy is actually,

03:15:52.800 --> 03:15:54.760
and I don't even mean this in a negative way

03:15:54.760 --> 03:15:57.760
towards my good friend, but it's literally just Dan.

03:15:57.760 --> 03:15:58.920
It's not me.

03:15:58.920 --> 03:16:00.440
There's a, I'm the opposite.

03:16:00.440 --> 03:16:03.140
I'm becoming a very annoying guy in Say The Spire.

03:16:03.140 --> 03:16:05.500
I don't know if you have been watching the YouTube videos,

03:16:05.500 --> 03:16:07.300
but like, I'm the guy who's like,

03:16:07.300 --> 03:16:08.560
I have the best deck ever.

03:16:08.560 --> 03:16:11.060
And I go, I've got a bad feeling about this.

03:16:12.140 --> 03:16:14.740
I don't think we're gonna make it on this one, guys.

03:16:16.140 --> 03:16:18.380
And then I'll go fight the boss and like,

03:16:18.380 --> 03:16:23.220
kill them in two turns and then I go oh the floor three is gonna be really nasty

03:16:23.220 --> 03:16:38.720
oh 32 damages pissing me off I guess we just block as much as we can and then

03:16:38.720 --> 03:16:44.340
play pull from below which doesn't kill you but might kill you with a rock doesn't

03:16:44.340 --> 03:16:50.900
you with a rock either. It's been a while since we've taken damage, man. Actually, this is okay,

03:16:50.900 --> 03:16:59.220
because we'll just save a potion and use it on the next boss. So much better than a rock potion.

03:17:02.820 --> 03:17:09.060
Whenever you play a soul, a random enemy loses 6 HP. Actually, who's our boss?

03:17:09.060 --> 03:17:18.980
We're going to be in some situations where we're playing lots of souls.

03:17:18.980 --> 03:17:19.980
Ethereal draw three.

03:17:19.980 --> 03:17:24.100
We're actually kind of low on energy, which is crazy to say.

03:17:24.100 --> 03:17:25.100
Game dex.

03:17:25.100 --> 03:17:26.100
Game card.

03:17:26.100 --> 03:17:27.100
I think.

03:17:27.100 --> 03:17:28.100
Dump this.

03:17:28.100 --> 03:17:29.740
Take a dex potion.

03:17:29.740 --> 03:17:32.740
Proceed. Rest to be safe.

03:17:38.740 --> 03:17:40.740
Gain some of this. Bone shard.

03:17:40.740 --> 03:17:44.740
Oh, Steve's alive. He does 9 damage to all enemies. You gain 12 block.

03:17:44.740 --> 03:17:46.740
That was a pussy rest.

03:17:46.740 --> 03:17:48.740
Bro, it's not that my whole deck is upgraded.

03:17:48.740 --> 03:17:51.740
I have like two unupgraded cards.

03:17:59.740 --> 03:18:06.220
They don't get it, man.

03:18:06.220 --> 03:18:07.420
We're already taking no damage.

03:18:07.420 --> 03:18:12.580
I think we just want to play our ethereal cards in that are actually good.

03:18:12.580 --> 03:18:13.860
It's old door maker.

03:18:13.860 --> 03:18:15.540
Literally, the game's in early access.

03:18:15.540 --> 03:18:18.380
Who are you trying to impress?

03:18:18.380 --> 03:18:21.380
I've decided I actually don't want to transform anything, man.

03:18:32.500 --> 03:18:33.460
There's something like that.

03:18:33.460 --> 03:18:34.860
Take a little bit of damage.

03:18:40.420 --> 03:18:42.140
You need a sentry mode.

03:18:43.740 --> 03:18:45.500
This might be block, push, and turn.

03:18:48.380 --> 03:18:50.940
No, you can get a better block potion than that

03:18:54.540 --> 03:19:01.140
Now the game has begun actually the longer we wait to convert you the better off pull from below is gonna be

03:19:03.180 --> 03:19:08.660
But if you're gonna play it you probably want to play at first most of the time we want bro you had to play your ethereal cards

03:19:09.700 --> 03:19:14.780
Literally, you just have to play your ethereal cards. If you don't play your ethereal cards, you're a damn fool. I

03:19:14.780 --> 03:19:21.780
I will convert this to fend.

03:19:21.780 --> 03:19:24.780
YOUCH!

03:19:24.780 --> 03:19:29.180
Sure, man.

03:19:29.180 --> 03:19:31.780
Whatever, they still let us play it for one.

03:19:31.780 --> 03:19:36.060
That is not my strongest performance.

03:19:36.060 --> 03:19:38.780
You need to play your ethereal cards.

03:19:38.780 --> 03:19:39.780
Dredge?

03:19:39.780 --> 03:19:43.780
If we dredge back some shit that caused zero, we don't fucking care, bro.

03:19:43.780 --> 03:19:49.860
Actually, I think to be honest with you, we do want to play Dredge.

03:19:49.860 --> 03:19:54.940
Dredge back Seance and literally just exhaust it.

03:19:54.940 --> 03:19:58.620
Right, that did nothing.

03:19:58.620 --> 03:20:04.100
And then let Seance exhaust itself.

03:20:04.100 --> 03:20:07.220
Now this is where Shik is real, man.

03:20:07.220 --> 03:20:20.500
On the type of beast who ain't afraid to do, like, I guess, 17 damage 14 times.

03:20:20.500 --> 03:20:23.300
And then you need to play a defy.

03:20:23.300 --> 03:20:25.740
And you need to play a defile, and you don't play anything else.

03:20:25.740 --> 03:20:27.060
You save the soul for the future.

03:20:27.060 --> 03:20:32.360
Because the soul getting you another pull from below, which is actually, like, fairly

03:20:32.360 --> 03:20:41.700
likely is pretty, is pretty sick. We know we want this, we know we want this, we know

03:20:41.700 --> 03:20:48.200
we want to play our cards that exhaust. All we need to draw is pull, if we draw a pull

03:20:48.200 --> 03:20:57.800
from below, we probably got two turns. This is good, we don't want to draw pull from below.

03:20:57.800 --> 03:20:59.800
I bet y'all.

03:20:59.800 --> 03:21:05.800
Um, again, the order is all fucked up and it's my fault.

03:21:05.800 --> 03:21:09.800
I do have 54 blocks somehow.

03:21:09.800 --> 03:21:15.800
What do you think is going to happen when we play pull from below?

03:21:15.800 --> 03:21:21.800
You interrupted my attack, you foul beast.

03:21:27.800 --> 03:21:33.500
All right, I'm going to ruin your life.

03:21:33.500 --> 03:21:34.500
That was a really good run.

03:21:34.500 --> 03:21:35.500
What is that?

03:21:35.500 --> 03:21:39.300
Necrobinder 4 in the books.

03:21:39.300 --> 03:21:42.460
I'm going to quickly slash marker this, slash marker, say the spy or two.

03:21:42.460 --> 03:21:44.420
I'm so sorry, I have to go pee again.

03:21:44.420 --> 03:21:45.420
I'll be right back.

03:21:45.420 --> 03:21:47.980
Maybe we can do one more before we go to the sponsored segment or maybe we'll do the sponsored

03:21:47.980 --> 03:21:48.980
segment right now.

03:21:48.980 --> 03:21:49.980
I'll be right back.

03:21:49.980 --> 03:21:50.000
Boop.

03:21:57.800 --> 03:21:59.860
you

03:22:27.800 --> 03:22:29.860
you

03:22:57.800 --> 03:23:26.800
I appreciate that.

03:23:28.580 --> 03:23:34.140
Like I'm in the phase clan. Um, we're gonna do one more slay this fire run insanely fast

03:23:38.560 --> 03:23:42.460
We're back with more slay this fire to we have to do a turbo fast

03:23:43.220 --> 03:23:47.920
Slay this fire to run. I have 36 minutes. Don't say I

03:23:49.020 --> 03:23:50.940
Collected the Phantom tax

03:23:50.940 --> 03:23:54.120
Actually, what are today's April 13th? Holy cow, bro

03:23:54.120 --> 03:23:58.740
Phantom tax filing is doing like two days in America in Canada. We get a little bit

03:23:59.500 --> 03:24:04.940
Little bit a little extra leeway, but I hope you guys have got your Phantom tax returns done

03:24:07.700 --> 03:24:12.240
Otherwise you might get slimed by the IRS you might um I

03:24:13.120 --> 03:24:18.800
Mean ironclad is kind of the fastest character. He's also a very high ascension. Let's try doing some stuff

03:24:20.320 --> 03:24:22.320
With the the defect here

03:24:22.320 --> 03:24:26.480
upgrade gain it we can't think about this too much I'll literally just start by

03:24:26.480 --> 03:24:31.640
upgrading zap and and turn my my brain off and play the game the way they know

03:24:31.640 --> 03:24:36.480
the does anybody ever had a dream that you wanted you to do you so bad you

03:24:36.480 --> 03:24:44.240
could do anything six damage slap in the face man

03:24:52.320 --> 03:24:58.320
I can get your taxes done for free if you shout out my business to your other friends.

03:24:58.320 --> 03:24:59.320
Wait.

03:24:59.320 --> 03:25:07.480
Are you being so...wait, aren't you the guy... what... Jason, why was I beefing with you?

03:25:07.480 --> 03:25:10.880
I was beefing with you for some reason.

03:25:10.880 --> 03:25:17.320
That doesn't seem to make sense, because what you just said is awesome.

03:25:17.320 --> 03:25:24.200
Oh, they were asking, you were asking something, a very personal question, yes.

03:25:24.200 --> 03:25:30.400
How it felt to bust an unprotected load or something like that.

03:25:30.400 --> 03:25:34.440
Something insane like that.

03:25:34.440 --> 03:25:39.400
That got kind of scrubbed from the memory over March and April for sure.

03:25:39.400 --> 03:25:41.880
It was definitely a crazy comment.

03:25:41.880 --> 03:25:43.640
Wait, are you dead?

03:25:43.640 --> 03:25:46.840
We might be the goat, man.

03:25:46.840 --> 03:25:50.400
feels amazing yeah you don't need to tell you I don't even think he needed to

03:25:50.400 --> 03:25:54.400
ask obviously it feels amazing

03:25:59.160 --> 03:26:03.560
let's take chill man yeah I don't know if I want you doing my taxes for free to

03:26:03.560 --> 03:26:12.640
be honest but the the type of stuff you're talking about

03:26:12.640 --> 03:26:20.520
I'm in the process, I'm not gonna, for your own health and wellness, I'm not gonna read

03:26:20.520 --> 03:26:24.360
the message that you just put in the chat, because I think that you're gonna get yourself

03:26:24.360 --> 03:26:28.320
in a personal information quagmire.

03:26:28.320 --> 03:26:34.640
Maybe get in contact, maybe we'll send you a cruise ticket though.

03:26:34.640 --> 03:26:40.920
I like orbs, man, give me a cool headed, maybe we can get him the honeymoon suite on the

03:26:40.920 --> 03:27:01.760
cruise so this is supposedly the most difficult elite it literally doesn't

03:27:01.760 --> 03:27:06.080
matter because the the lightning orb is gonna hit you one and four chance for the

03:27:06.080 --> 03:27:18.560
lightning or the hit. Look at me. Keep spinning on it. You got to pay the price. We couldn't

03:27:18.560 --> 03:27:30.560
have gotten any of the guys who are like actually attacking, huh? Start me with a zap.

03:27:36.080 --> 03:27:38.080
Give me some Frost.

03:27:40.080 --> 03:27:42.080
You guys are in a lot of trouble now.

03:27:42.080 --> 03:27:44.080
They always attack in the same order.

03:27:46.080 --> 03:27:48.080
Some shit that I gotta learn about Slay the Spire 2.

03:27:48.080 --> 03:27:51.080
I got so much muscle memory for Slay the Spire 1.

03:27:55.080 --> 03:27:57.080
It's a little different Slay the Spire 2. Gotta learn.

03:27:57.080 --> 03:28:00.080
Damn, Shuriken, claw build incoming.

03:28:02.080 --> 03:28:04.080
Honestly, give me a boot sequence.

03:28:06.080 --> 03:28:11.040
every sentence kind of a a boot sequence for a guy like me

03:28:11.040 --> 03:28:15.760
chill

03:28:15.760 --> 03:28:23.480
chill that doesn't exhaust seems insane why do people track how often you

03:28:23.480 --> 03:28:24.400
change your underwear?

03:28:24.400 --> 03:28:27.040
I don't know how to answer this question but can I be honest with you? You're

03:28:27.040 --> 03:28:28.960
literally tracking how often I

03:28:28.960 --> 03:28:32.000
change my underwear if you have a calendar

03:28:32.000 --> 03:28:38.300
I change it every and what should fuck with you is that there are there's

03:28:38.300 --> 03:28:42.860
probably like two hours a day where I know panties on let me just put it that

03:28:42.860 --> 03:28:50.300
way and you're gonna say how could this possibly be true I guess I would I

03:28:50.300 --> 03:28:55.760
still only does 19 damage to you huh that's exactly where we want to be it's

03:28:55.760 --> 03:29:02.920
because I ride the bike with no underwear on because of the cycling bib.

03:29:02.920 --> 03:29:07.960
Cory will tell you you got to go underwearless in the cycling bib. So there

03:29:07.960 --> 03:29:17.560
is like a about a two-hour window every day. Huge. Where I'm straight up going

03:29:17.560 --> 03:29:28.280
commando but I take my underwear off around as we're gonna die we're literally

03:29:28.280 --> 03:29:35.960
gonna get the kill and there's no way not to I take it off around 555 to put on

03:29:35.960 --> 03:29:42.160
the cycling bib and then I put it on like 745 after I hop out the shower

03:29:42.160 --> 03:29:45.920
how's that gonna work on the cruise I'll probably I would probably just be wearing

03:29:45.920 --> 03:29:50.760
gym shorts if I had the guests. I think I want ball lightning even though I said it

03:29:50.760 --> 03:29:56.480
was a claw built. I'll probably just wear gym shorts on the cruise so you don't

03:29:56.480 --> 03:30:01.520
see as we were so glibly referring to it so you don't see when my balls become a

03:30:01.520 --> 03:30:07.080
pussy which is how it works in the cycling bib. Don't be mad at me for

03:30:07.080 --> 03:30:10.360
saying it when it's the truth.

03:30:15.920 --> 03:30:20.920
Nobody asked. The question was, is this your handwriting?

03:30:23.920 --> 03:30:26.920
Donald Sterling.

03:30:30.920 --> 03:30:36.920
You didn't need to play boot sequence? I'm gonna be honest, I've been in a fugue state for like the last 12 minutes.

03:30:36.920 --> 03:30:41.920
I have no idea what I've been doing.

03:30:41.920 --> 03:30:46.240
But it seems to be going all right.

03:30:46.240 --> 03:30:49.560
And on it, like the deck seems to be going, if I may say so, actually seems to be going

03:30:49.560 --> 03:30:53.640
very well.

03:30:53.640 --> 03:30:59.200
I do like, I mean, modded, originally playing for zeros, kind of insane.

03:30:59.200 --> 03:31:02.420
Got two cards.

03:31:02.420 --> 03:31:07.280
I would like a cheaper dual cast, but, oh, this is exhaust, not ethereal.

03:31:07.280 --> 03:31:20.480
We have no reason to be playing boot sequence for no reason, man.

03:31:20.480 --> 03:31:28.800
I guess it's fair enough, you said there's no reason to play it for no reason.

03:31:28.800 --> 03:31:32.160
Twitch chat is so funny to me, the little man in the top right will say something crazy.

03:31:32.160 --> 03:31:36.000
The chat will erupt into a sea of the same exact message like a horrifying hive mind

03:31:36.000 --> 03:31:39.600
that occasionally screams in unison when something slightly funny happens.

03:31:39.600 --> 03:31:44.160
It is, listen, your name is like Weed Nuggets 12 or something like that, but it is like

03:31:44.160 --> 03:31:50.420
a website that I think, like, by all accounts, should not exist, but much like Italian brain

03:31:50.420 --> 03:31:58.660
rod, like, its existence has unveiled something innate about the human mind, like a virus

03:31:58.660 --> 03:32:05.080
exploiting an infection vector that we weren't aware that we as human beings actually had.

03:32:05.080 --> 03:32:07.560
I'm happy to be a part of it, I guess is all I'm trying to say

03:32:10.440 --> 03:32:15.900
What's crazy is that it's fucked up. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be sweating through my fucking shirt talking to like

03:32:16.400 --> 03:32:18.920
More like right now. I don't know how many people are in the chat

03:32:19.720 --> 03:32:24.960
I'm not getting a slime that bad. So this must say this fire too must not be that popular. It must not have sold that many copies

03:32:26.240 --> 03:32:28.240
We take nothing here by the way

03:32:28.480 --> 03:32:30.480
but like

03:32:30.480 --> 03:32:34.320
If I'm in a room with 50 people and they're all waiting for me to say something funny,

03:32:34.320 --> 03:32:40.120
I'm gonna freak the fuck out, man, because that's not how this shit works.

03:32:40.120 --> 03:32:44.840
But like, if there's 10,000 of you in the chat, I'm like, that's...

03:32:44.840 --> 03:32:46.800
It's just a couple of people talking.

03:32:46.800 --> 03:32:55.760
It's just, it's just a couple of buds having a conversation.

03:32:55.760 --> 03:33:00.280
World's a funny place, man.

03:33:00.280 --> 03:33:19.000
a very funny place. Am I crazy to think we might love barrage? I think we gain more slots

03:33:19.000 --> 03:33:23.000
and then we gain more strength from shuriken and like everything points towards barrage

03:33:23.000 --> 03:33:28.120
actually being pretty good for us. This is so messed up. We need cool headed to draw

03:33:28.120 --> 03:33:32.520
on attack and it freaking did you legend

03:33:37.480 --> 03:33:42.960
wake the fuck up knock knock buddy wake the fuck up

03:33:45.960 --> 03:33:52.080
defending is good but gaining strength is important too forgot this is a single

03:33:52.080 --> 03:33:56.720
player game too I'm so excited to do a little bit more multiplayer man because

03:33:56.720 --> 03:34:08.480
So here's the thing, I'll say this, and this is speaking frankly, permission to speak frankly.

03:34:08.480 --> 03:34:09.480
Nobody said granted.

03:34:09.480 --> 03:34:13.400
Okay, there we go, someone said granted.

03:34:13.400 --> 03:34:18.800
I think Slay This Fire is a weird fit for my stream because like, I want to be shooting

03:34:18.800 --> 03:34:24.720
the shit and talking about like, you know, your Jimbo and stuff like that instead of

03:34:24.720 --> 03:34:26.880
being like, well, we need to carry the three.

03:34:26.880 --> 03:34:29.040
And this is how we get enough.

03:34:29.040 --> 03:34:31.320
Yeah, it looks like we get there.

03:34:31.320 --> 03:34:35.120
But I think multiplayer completely nullifies that

03:34:35.120 --> 03:34:37.120
concern, which is awesome.

03:34:40.760 --> 03:34:44.800
Because they can be doing the math, and I could be going, I

03:34:44.800 --> 03:34:48.920
could just, when Justin's trying to calculate some turns, I

03:34:48.920 --> 03:34:51.200
can just say some shit like, Justin, you have your Jimbo

03:34:51.200 --> 03:34:53.440
swag.

03:34:53.440 --> 03:34:58.840
And then he'll say, I can already picture him in my head going, pardon?

03:34:58.840 --> 03:35:05.080
I could picture him saying that shit like he's here right now, like he's still with us.

03:35:05.080 --> 03:35:08.120
Like Justin, you have Sanjuru swag.

03:35:08.120 --> 03:35:09.280
I think you would love it, man.

03:35:09.280 --> 03:35:10.720
Give me D-Frag.

03:35:10.720 --> 03:35:13.080
We literally have 25 minutes or a head of schedule.

03:35:13.080 --> 03:35:14.000
That's so crazy.

03:35:17.200 --> 03:35:22.920
Why is Cognition Plus gained five focus at the start of your turn, lose one focus?

03:35:22.920 --> 03:35:26.680
I mean, these are three classic relics, man.

03:35:26.680 --> 03:35:29.600
Ectoplasm is probably like the most hated relic in the game

03:35:29.600 --> 03:35:32.160
because gold is so valuable.

03:35:32.160 --> 03:35:34.960
Pandora's Box is really good.

03:35:34.960 --> 03:35:37.080
And we don't really give a fuck about our strikes

03:35:37.080 --> 03:35:37.520
in defense.

03:35:37.520 --> 03:35:38.760
We want to remove them anyway.

03:35:38.760 --> 03:35:43.760
So they either become something good, and we keep them,

03:35:43.760 --> 03:35:46.000
or we remove them anyway because they're basically

03:35:46.000 --> 03:35:49.920
only ever going to be as bad as a striker at defense.

03:35:49.920 --> 03:35:51.680
I think we'd.

03:35:51.680 --> 03:35:53.120
Okay, let's see.

03:35:53.120 --> 03:35:54.440
Do we like thunder?

03:35:54.440 --> 03:35:55.560
We like it well enough.

03:35:55.560 --> 03:35:56.720
Do we like scavenge?

03:35:56.720 --> 03:35:57.560
Not really.

03:35:57.560 --> 03:35:58.760
Do we like shatter?

03:35:58.760 --> 03:35:59.800
We love it.

03:35:59.800 --> 03:36:01.080
Do we like smokestack?

03:36:01.080 --> 03:36:01.920
No.

03:36:01.920 --> 03:36:03.360
Do we like compile driver?

03:36:03.360 --> 03:36:04.200
Yeah.

03:36:04.200 --> 03:36:05.400
Do we like creative AI?

03:36:05.400 --> 03:36:06.240
Probably not.

03:36:06.240 --> 03:36:09.360
Sorry, I just realized it was gonna take way too much time.

03:36:09.360 --> 03:36:11.800
So we're gonna prioritize some removal

03:36:11.800 --> 03:36:14.960
to tighten up this old deck here.

03:36:18.760 --> 03:36:21.400
That's true, scavenge does clean the other ones up

03:36:21.400 --> 03:36:22.600
now that I think about it.

03:36:30.720 --> 03:36:32.260
One of them bugging died.

03:36:36.800 --> 03:36:38.960
He's still out of balance from the cruise announcement.

03:36:38.960 --> 03:36:40.440
Yo, but like genuinely.

03:36:45.960 --> 03:36:46.800
I think we skipped.

03:36:46.800 --> 03:36:49.800
I think I love what this deck's got going on right now.

03:36:49.800 --> 03:36:52.360
But the only question is do we need more block?

03:36:52.360 --> 03:36:54.080
The answer is yes.

03:36:56.980 --> 03:36:58.760
It's really just a game about getting block

03:36:58.760 --> 03:37:00.460
and attack when you think about it.

03:37:03.800 --> 03:37:04.640
Huge.

03:37:11.960 --> 03:37:13.200
You're taking chill.

03:37:13.200 --> 03:37:16.180
I would rather you didn't take chill.

03:37:18.240 --> 03:37:19.340
You're doing no damage.

03:37:19.340 --> 03:37:21.460
Now that's a classic mistake, bro.

03:37:23.940 --> 03:37:24.980
We want chill.

03:37:27.260 --> 03:37:29.580
We don't care about the rest, that's for sure.

03:37:29.580 --> 03:37:31.420
We don't chill around here, that's true.

03:37:31.420 --> 03:37:33.740
We do say daddy chill though.

03:37:33.740 --> 03:37:35.260
Daddy chill.

03:37:35.260 --> 03:37:38.100
What the hell is even that?

03:37:38.100 --> 03:37:40.380
Somebody do the math for me, okay?

03:37:40.380 --> 03:37:44.700
Obviously you have to buy membership card first.

03:37:44.700 --> 03:37:46.740
And then we can still afford one removal.

03:37:46.740 --> 03:37:51.500
But how many removals do we have to buy,

03:37:51.500 --> 03:37:53.900
which is the only thing that I care about,

03:37:53.900 --> 03:37:56.980
for membership card to have justified its purchase?

03:38:00.420 --> 03:38:05.420
Four, four, six, three, four, six, six, seven.

03:38:06.100 --> 03:38:07.940
I think we just stick with what we got, man.

03:38:07.940 --> 03:38:10.340
I think we stick with what we know.

03:38:10.340 --> 03:38:12.180
We don't give a fuck about smokestack.

03:38:12.180 --> 03:38:14.980
Get that garbage out of here.

03:38:14.980 --> 03:38:18.780
The relic we can afford is actually pretty good.

03:38:18.780 --> 03:38:20.540
I've never really taken Omni Slice.

03:38:20.540 --> 03:38:23.540
Steal 8 damage, damage all other enemies, equally the damage dealt.

03:38:23.540 --> 03:38:29.500
I think we pass on that.

03:38:29.500 --> 03:38:40.300
One thing you need to know about me, I'm a cool guy, but I don't take cool cards.

03:38:40.300 --> 03:38:44.740
If a card in this game is cool, there's like a 90% chance that I've never willfully

03:38:44.740 --> 03:39:03.980
picked it up. That was not the order of this bro. Horrific order. Love FTL, don't we folks?

03:39:03.980 --> 03:39:08.500
We love charge battery.

03:39:08.500 --> 03:39:12.420
We love to take 19 damage.

03:39:12.420 --> 03:39:28.700
Fuck it, I'll play it.

03:39:28.700 --> 03:39:30.660
We run this town?

03:39:30.660 --> 03:39:36.600
Are you an elite? Nothing hurts worse than like fighting an enemy, losing a bunch of

03:39:36.600 --> 03:39:47.280
HP and then going straight to the map to be like, are you an elite? Especially when you

03:39:47.280 --> 03:39:56.480
find out it's not an elite. Okay. Good sequence. FTL on the middle because it's most likely

03:39:56.480 --> 03:40:03.720
to die. Dramatic entrance hits you real good. And then we completely stall out of attacks

03:40:03.720 --> 03:40:18.280
but that's okay because we did AoE damage. Shatter goes nuts. Do we play Ice Lance first?

03:40:18.280 --> 03:40:26.000
Or do we play Ice Lance last?

03:40:26.000 --> 03:40:30.280
You play it first so that you don't take a bunch of damage.

03:40:30.280 --> 03:40:33.480
Otherwise you're going to take a bunch of damage, man.

03:40:33.480 --> 03:40:35.280
Maybe we play...

03:40:35.280 --> 03:40:36.280
So I think...

03:40:36.280 --> 03:40:38.920
True damage trigger all the lightning.

03:40:38.920 --> 03:40:39.920
Thank you.

03:40:39.920 --> 03:40:40.920
2-4.

03:40:40.920 --> 03:40:42.960
2-4 takes you to 12.

03:40:42.960 --> 03:40:44.480
Ice, okay.

03:40:44.480 --> 03:40:46.320
Ice Lance can get a kill.

03:40:46.320 --> 03:40:50.040
So the only question is do we want to get a kill?

03:40:50.040 --> 03:40:57.480
The answer has to be yes.

03:40:57.480 --> 03:40:59.520
The answer has to be yes, man.

03:40:59.520 --> 03:41:03.680
But then we gotta figure out a way to kill this fellow.

03:41:03.680 --> 03:41:16.200
It shouldn't be the- oh, no we still don't take damage, it can't be that hard.

03:41:16.200 --> 03:41:18.040
Now this guy, I wanna check and see if he's an elite

03:41:18.040 --> 03:41:19.520
cause he went down so easily.

03:41:20.960 --> 03:41:22.800
I think this is still, you take nothing.

03:41:22.800 --> 03:41:25.680
But I mean, I'm in danger of doing the thing

03:41:25.680 --> 03:41:26.880
where I'm like my deck is good enough

03:41:26.880 --> 03:41:28.200
and then never making any changes

03:41:28.200 --> 03:41:29.600
and then I die to the boss.

03:41:33.520 --> 03:41:34.480
18 minutes.

03:41:37.280 --> 03:41:40.540
Fuck it, we take an upgraded focus strike, man.

03:41:42.680 --> 03:41:44.400
We do have a shop, come on, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

03:41:44.400 --> 03:41:46.720
Don't be bad, I'll be able to get it defined three times.

03:41:52.760 --> 03:41:55.400
I'm not gonna pussy out for a potion though.

03:41:55.400 --> 03:41:56.240
What is this thing?

03:41:56.240 --> 03:41:58.160
This is like uncommon potion.

03:41:59.920 --> 03:42:02.440
This is common potion, uncommon potion.

03:42:06.960 --> 03:42:10.000
Either that or we have to hit the relic like bang on, right?

03:42:10.000 --> 03:42:11.520
I take uncommon potion then.

03:42:11.520 --> 03:42:15.880
Gigantification potion seems huge another D-frag

03:42:17.880 --> 03:42:21.700
No, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. Fuck it bro

03:42:21.700 --> 03:42:26.840
No, we don't want another boot sequence, fuck this. If you have frost you'll 8 damage all enemies. I do like that

03:42:26.840 --> 03:42:28.840
Okay, put me here. We have to go faster

03:42:32.200 --> 03:42:35.540
We have to go a lot faster stone calendar

03:42:35.540 --> 03:42:40.540
We fucked up if the fight goes on that long, to be honest with you.

03:42:40.540 --> 03:42:42.540
What do we not need anymore?

03:42:42.540 --> 03:42:45.540
We never need, it's not a creative AI build, sorry to say.

03:42:45.540 --> 03:42:50.540
That's right, I'm removing the best card from my deck.

03:42:50.540 --> 03:43:00.540
And then, the other D-frag.

03:43:00.540 --> 03:43:07.540
weaken the fella to make potion space get modded so modded

03:43:07.540 --> 03:43:16.780
not a campus a hailstorm with a little chill attached cool headed oh that's not

03:43:16.780 --> 03:43:19.940
too shabby man

03:43:19.940 --> 03:43:35.500
Zap. Barrage. Oh, it doesn't kill you. Oops. Well, it does kill you. It just took extra

03:43:35.500 --> 03:43:40.580
steps. You ever been pitted? I'm gonna level with you, brother. It's nice that you would

03:43:40.580 --> 03:43:43.500
ask. I'm not cool enough to have ever, like, surfed.

03:43:43.500 --> 03:43:48.500
I got a 0 cost card that kills you.

03:43:48.500 --> 03:43:52.220
Fuck, we're gonna take 11 damage.

03:43:52.220 --> 03:43:57.460
I literally think if I went surfing, and surfing does seem cool, don't get me wrong,

03:43:57.460 --> 03:44:05.140
I literally think I would fall off the board, hit my head on a rock, and die in like, I'm

03:44:05.140 --> 03:44:09.820
gonna say like a minute and a half or something like that?

03:44:09.820 --> 03:44:16.740
a very very small amount of time. I think I would no longer be with us like in the world

03:44:16.740 --> 03:44:23.660
of the living in the conscious. I'm sure they have like a scaffolding in place so that that

03:44:23.660 --> 03:44:32.100
doesn't happen like instantly to everybody who steps on a surfboard but like it does

03:44:32.100 --> 03:44:41.140
seem awesome though. Okay bro, have fun taking your car to work? I understood that reference.

03:44:41.780 --> 03:44:42.180
Um,

03:44:47.460 --> 03:44:50.900
like, Rivers Cuomo really hates cars, huh?

03:44:53.380 --> 03:44:57.540
I went roller skating for the first time in my 30s and broke my wrist in under 10 minutes.

03:44:57.540 --> 03:45:01.060
Okay, now that, you shouldn't admit to that because that wouldn't happen to me. I was rollerblading

03:45:01.060 --> 03:45:04.640
like a freaking demon as a kid.

03:45:04.640 --> 03:45:11.020
I went skating for the first time in at least 25 years.

03:45:11.020 --> 03:45:20.360
This holiday season, like not feast of the ass in January, but in around like the Christmas

03:45:20.360 --> 03:45:21.360
season.

03:45:21.360 --> 03:45:25.380
And honestly, like I was worried I was going to fall on my ass.

03:45:25.380 --> 03:45:30.520
One lap around the rink, I was stumbling and going like whoa, whoa, whoa.

03:45:30.520 --> 03:45:33.600
After that, it just comes back to you, man.

03:45:33.600 --> 03:45:36.880
It literally, I mean, I hate to say it, but it's like riding a bike.

03:45:36.880 --> 03:45:38.880
It just comes back to you.

03:45:38.880 --> 03:45:44.120
But a turn of face to you.

03:45:44.120 --> 03:45:45.680
Definitely a boot sequence type situation.

03:45:45.680 --> 03:45:49.280
You know I get that out there as well.

03:45:49.280 --> 03:45:50.540
Why do you hate to say it?

03:45:50.540 --> 03:45:54.760
Just these conversational fillers that, you know, make it so you talk all day, but you

03:45:54.760 --> 03:45:56.200
don't really say anything.

03:45:56.200 --> 03:45:59.000
You know what I'm talking about.

03:45:59.000 --> 03:46:01.000
I think I gotta turn and face you, fella.

03:46:10.680 --> 03:46:12.280
I should learn how to skateboard.

03:46:13.280 --> 03:46:15.240
This is some shit they're gonna play at my funeral.

03:46:15.240 --> 03:46:16.560
Ha ha ha ha ha.

03:46:18.240 --> 03:46:21.280
Learned to skateboard he did, and he loved it.

03:46:21.280 --> 03:46:23.160
Yes, he did, he loved it.

03:46:23.160 --> 03:46:26.760
Until one day, well, I'll spare you the details.

03:46:26.760 --> 03:46:28.200
We all know why we're here.

03:46:29.000 --> 03:46:39.080
Let me around.

03:46:39.080 --> 03:46:41.760
I don't want to take 33 damage.

03:46:41.760 --> 03:46:44.240
Wow, okay.

03:46:44.240 --> 03:46:52.240
I didn't think it would be that easy.

03:46:52.240 --> 03:46:54.960
Skateboarded off the side of the NL Super Cruise.

03:46:54.960 --> 03:47:04.080
Yep, that's how I want to go.

03:47:04.080 --> 03:47:12.440
We're already taking zero damage, that's fucking crazy, man.

03:47:12.440 --> 03:47:16.480
This run actually might do it, which is crazy.

03:47:16.480 --> 03:47:21.080
21 damage.

03:47:21.080 --> 03:47:23.080
I'm gonna go, we're going modded mode again.

03:47:25.840 --> 03:47:28.240
Our dude this run is incredible.

03:47:29.160 --> 03:47:30.440
It's insane.

03:47:38.200 --> 03:47:39.560
Winning on the throwaway run.

03:47:39.560 --> 03:47:40.800
Well, let's not go crazy.

03:47:40.800 --> 03:47:41.640
There's still,

03:47:43.840 --> 03:47:46.960
still a lot of potential that this could go terribly wrong.

03:47:46.960 --> 03:48:02.720
Not this boss, this boss is fucked.

03:48:02.720 --> 03:48:13.640
Like your life's obviously over, man.

03:48:13.640 --> 03:48:22.200
literally take nothing. I don't know

03:48:22.200 --> 03:48:24.080
Pothios is the fifth card you play is

03:48:24.080 --> 03:48:26.880
free raise your max HP by 31 we're

03:48:26.880 --> 03:48:29.280
literally just going to raise our max

03:48:29.280 --> 03:48:31.560
HP by 31 and play the most boring game

03:48:31.560 --> 03:48:32.840
of say this by are you've ever seen in

03:48:32.840 --> 03:48:35.120
your life.

03:48:35.120 --> 03:48:40.120
That's my dream.

03:48:40.120 --> 03:48:42.120
This is my design.

03:48:42.120 --> 03:48:45.120
Um...

03:48:45.120 --> 03:48:48.120
Beat sequence.

03:48:48.120 --> 03:48:50.120
Compile me with a smile.

03:48:50.120 --> 03:48:51.120
How about that?

03:48:51.120 --> 03:48:53.120
How about a defrag?

03:48:53.120 --> 03:48:54.120
How about this?

03:48:54.120 --> 03:48:55.120
Okay.

03:48:55.120 --> 03:48:59.120
I don't know if we're going to make it in 10 minutes, man.

03:48:59.120 --> 03:49:01.120
Let's take the spires!

03:49:01.120 --> 03:49:20.160
Kingdom! Yes, dude. Yes. I mean, Ice Lance seems pretty freaking good. Bring it back?

03:49:20.160 --> 03:49:28.360
I don't know. I see that, uh, like Bear is still playing the Bazaar. There must be something

03:49:28.360 --> 03:49:41.760
to it, man. Something to ah. I would love an upgraded common skill, man. I would love

03:49:41.760 --> 03:49:44.840
to lose a potion for nothing and then skip that. I really thought I was going to upgrade

03:49:44.840 --> 03:49:57.360
a common in my deck. It's great you no longer need the wiki open to play the game. Am I

03:49:57.360 --> 03:50:00.240
Am I getting trolled? Am I getting slimed out? Be honest with me.

03:50:00.240 --> 03:50:02.480
Whoa, wait!

03:50:02.480 --> 03:50:06.160
I passed by you walking on West Worth this weekend. Didn't want to bother you.

03:50:06.160 --> 03:50:09.680
Plus the Out With The Family aura vibe was real. Okay, first off, that's true.

03:50:09.680 --> 03:50:12.440
And that was me and I was there. And obviously you have no doubt about it

03:50:12.440 --> 03:50:14.280
because you're talking about it as you speak.

03:50:14.280 --> 03:50:18.960
Secondly, I think I've bugging saw you. Were you with a girl?

03:50:18.960 --> 03:50:23.520
Were you with a girl?

03:50:23.520 --> 03:50:29.520
Do you have like a tortoise shell glasses?

03:50:29.520 --> 03:50:31.320
And maybe you were wearing a denim jacket?

03:50:31.320 --> 03:50:35.840
I can't remember, but I looked at this guy, and I went, this is.

03:50:35.840 --> 03:50:38.600
And I know this sounds like something

03:50:38.600 --> 03:50:40.960
that someone would say if they were being gang stocked.

03:50:40.960 --> 03:50:43.320
I have gotten, or thinking that they were gang stocked,

03:50:43.320 --> 03:50:47.560
I've gotten insanely good at recognizing guys

03:50:47.560 --> 03:50:52.480
who will recognize me before they've recognized me.

03:50:52.480 --> 03:51:02.060
And there's a profile, and sometimes I get caught by surprise, but very, very rarely.

03:51:02.060 --> 03:51:07.160
Most of the time, I see them coming half a block away, and their visage changes a little

03:51:07.160 --> 03:51:13.960
bit in a way that to them is imperceptible, but to me is very, very telling.

03:51:13.960 --> 03:51:19.040
And then they double back a little bit, and they go, excuse me, and I go, okay.

03:51:19.040 --> 03:51:20.040
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:51:22.540 --> 03:51:24.520
But also, I will say, it would have been fine

03:51:24.520 --> 03:51:26.000
if you came and said hi.

03:51:26.000 --> 03:51:29.720
But also, WTU, for recognizing, like,

03:51:29.720 --> 03:51:32.600
hey, maybe this isn't like an appropriate situation.

03:51:32.600 --> 03:51:34.880
I was with a girl, I was wearing a denim jacket,

03:51:34.880 --> 03:51:39.200
hauling new shoes, holy fuck, holy fuck.

03:51:39.200 --> 03:51:41.320
They're calling me the rainbolt of people.

03:51:42.640 --> 03:51:43.640
I'll be back.

03:51:43.640 --> 03:51:45.640
You'll get another chance, I'll be back.

03:51:49.040 --> 03:51:58.200
That is crazy though and I know you're gonna say some shit like it's Canada

03:51:58.200 --> 03:52:04.880
everyone's wearing a denim jacket and that's plus two that's pretty funny I

03:52:04.880 --> 03:52:11.880
gotta go a little faster I still don't have a hundred fifty I can't remove any

03:52:11.880 --> 03:52:25.040
shit bro. Literally, by the way, like the worst way you could play this game. Go to

03:52:25.040 --> 03:52:34.920
shops with zero gold. Are you in a hurry? I gotta do a sponsored segment. I'm excited

03:52:34.920 --> 03:52:40.920
to do my sponsored segment by the way, but I just, I don't want to be late. We're all

03:52:40.920 --> 03:52:45.920
on a clock man, whether you know it or not.

03:52:45.920 --> 03:52:59.720
My boyfriend is watching the stream and falling asleep.

03:52:59.720 --> 03:53:02.200
Can you yell Bo Jones?

03:53:02.200 --> 03:53:08.040
Is Bo Jones your boyfriend's name?

03:53:08.040 --> 03:53:09.040
You want me to yell it?

03:53:09.040 --> 03:53:12.440
Do you want me to yell it because it would be funny or do you want me to yell it because

03:53:12.440 --> 03:53:13.440
it will wake him up?

03:53:13.440 --> 03:53:25.680
I don't really want to ruin the guy's life.

03:53:25.680 --> 03:53:29.600
I don't want to scare him.

03:53:29.600 --> 03:53:31.640
I don't think I'm going to do that.

03:53:31.640 --> 03:53:35.320
Should say turn left now.

03:53:35.320 --> 03:53:37.320
Now you're fucking talking.

03:53:37.320 --> 03:53:41.920
Huge, actually huge play.

03:53:41.920 --> 03:53:45.440
What the fuck I have infinite energy man?

03:53:45.440 --> 03:53:48.920
Life is good.

03:53:48.920 --> 03:53:50.120
Everyone attacked the bus driver?

03:53:50.120 --> 03:53:54.880
Honestly, one of the most slimed out I ever felt in conversation was when I said some

03:53:54.880 --> 03:53:58.880
shit like, it's like when you're on the bus and everybody says, hey guys, let's flip the

03:53:58.880 --> 03:54:05.400
bus over by all going to one side of the bus and then like bumping into the window so that

03:54:05.400 --> 03:54:09.440
on the way home from school our bus tips over and probably like three of us

03:54:09.440 --> 03:54:13.680
passed away and then so many people in the chat were like we didn't do that I

03:54:13.680 --> 03:54:19.000
was like I thought that was like a foundational experience of being a human

03:54:19.000 --> 03:54:21.200
being

03:54:21.640 --> 03:54:28.640
my they were doing that shit like crazy and I was going no the bus drivers are

03:54:28.640 --> 03:54:32.720
friends stop

03:54:35.400 --> 03:54:42.760
We're gonna get hurt, but then all the kids with the back of the bus who love to like use lighters all the time for some reason

03:54:42.760 --> 03:54:44.760
They're like obsessed with lighters

03:54:46.440 --> 03:54:49.000
They didn't want to hear it man, they didn't want to hear it

03:54:54.800 --> 03:54:59.080
You mean like Justin I'm not even fucking with you. I don't even mean this in a negative way

03:54:59.080 --> 03:55:01.300
It would not surprise me if Justin was one of the lighter guys

03:55:05.400 --> 03:55:26.820
Which by the way, I mean not as a compliment, the lighter guy was cool.

03:55:26.820 --> 03:55:30.920
Or he could be friends with the lighter guys, that's true.

03:55:30.920 --> 03:55:41.320
me a defrag 24 damage that's fucked up man

03:55:42.880 --> 03:55:49.880
didn't he self-immolate in Spanish class all I know is that there are times

03:55:49.880 --> 03:55:53.400
with Justin where you'll come up with like a wouldn't it be funny if something

03:55:53.400 --> 03:56:00.640
like this happens and then he'll laugh and then he'll go oh yeah I knew a guy

03:56:00.640 --> 03:56:07.520
who like he encased himself in concrete or something like that yeah I knew a guy

03:56:07.520 --> 03:56:11.440
who took a bath in concrete and they had to use a jackhammer to get him out

03:56:11.440 --> 03:56:19.560
he's got a lot of he's got a lot of interesting stories for sure knows a lot

03:56:19.560 --> 03:56:24.200
of interesting people let's put it that way and all it is actually like the same

03:56:24.200 --> 03:56:34.680
guy almost every time. That is the other thing. Obviously, obviously we draw. Fuck it, we

03:56:34.680 --> 03:56:48.400
ball. Four minutes left. You ain't got to worry about a beast like me. Huge. And then

03:56:48.400 --> 03:56:50.920
Then barrage is going to be the play.

03:56:50.920 --> 03:56:58.040
It's going to be like a gigantification potion in barrage.

03:56:58.040 --> 03:57:02.800
We don't have barrage so we don't give a fuck man.

03:57:02.800 --> 03:57:04.800
Oh shit.

03:57:04.800 --> 03:57:11.200
Alright, that was a huge dub.

03:57:11.200 --> 03:57:16.200
That was crazy.

03:57:16.200 --> 03:57:19.840
Use the potion?

03:57:19.840 --> 03:57:23.120
Okay, can I say something? You actually wrote use the portion,

03:57:23.120 --> 03:57:26.920
which is really funny. Let's just call that Sash Marker.

03:57:26.920 --> 03:57:31.760
It's the S2, and then we'll do the greatest,

03:57:31.760 --> 03:57:34.600
most seamless transition of all time.

03:57:46.200 --> 03:57:59.320
Excuse me, do you not say add slop, it's not add slop, it is an RPG that has like a mid-80s

03:57:59.320 --> 03:58:01.120
metascore right now.

03:58:01.120 --> 03:58:11.160
That's not add slop.

03:58:11.160 --> 03:58:12.160
Don't say that.

03:58:12.160 --> 03:58:13.160
Don't say it.

03:58:13.160 --> 03:58:35.640
here. People of note. People of note. Wake up, honey. New rhythm-based, new critically

03:58:35.640 --> 03:58:51.720
acclaimed rhythm-based RPG people of note just dropped and then can I get can I

03:58:51.720 --> 03:58:58.720
get a confirmation back. It works, addpon absolutely works.

03:59:08.560 --> 03:59:15.560
Do you have any rhythm skills? Jason, you want to answer that one?

03:59:21.720 --> 03:59:23.480
Okay, how's the volume check with my voice?

03:59:23.480 --> 03:59:25.640
I think we wanna lower it just a little bit.

03:59:30.640 --> 03:59:32.640
I think we want it to be right around,

03:59:33.920 --> 03:59:35.120
right around here.

03:59:39.080 --> 03:59:40.020
And then,

03:59:44.720 --> 03:59:45.560
oh damn.

03:59:45.560 --> 03:59:55.960
I miss the days where the dude I'm sorry I can't sing um

04:00:02.440 --> 04:00:07.240
on the fortress above the know

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Sash marker. People of note. Wake up, honey. People of note has come out. Thank you to

04:00:25.560 --> 04:00:31.080
Annapurna Interactive for the sponsorship. This is a critically acclaimed rhythm-based

04:00:31.080 --> 04:00:36.200
RPG called People of Note that just came out on April the 7th. Very positive reviews on

04:00:36.200 --> 04:00:42.960
Steam. We're going to be checking it out for an hour here. I do think, how's my voice?

04:00:42.960 --> 04:00:45.840
don't answer about like the timbre or the pitch because we already know that

04:00:45.840 --> 04:00:51.720
that's bad but how's my voice in in relation to the volume we're gonna be

04:00:51.720 --> 04:00:55.880
keeping the volume a little bit higher than usual because it's rhythm-based

04:00:55.880 --> 04:01:00.400
which means as you play through the game you might want to be on the beat in

04:01:00.400 --> 04:01:05.160
order to hit some synergies do some critical damage etc etc thank you for

04:01:05.160 --> 04:01:08.160
saying the view is positively Vancouver ass because it actually we got to get up

04:01:08.160 --> 04:01:12.400
to it but this really does look like the seawall right at like the eastern

04:01:12.400 --> 04:01:15.900
Tournament it's a false creek and this is BC Place right here and Annapurna

04:01:15.900 --> 04:01:19.540
Annapurna do you have something you'd like to admit too because this is this

04:01:19.540 --> 04:01:24.460
is BC Place bro and this is people chilling on that deprecated seawall

04:01:24.460 --> 04:01:28.340
near Science World where everybody was walking on it for like literally 40

04:01:28.340 --> 04:01:32.700
years and then the city was like oh it could crumble into the sea at any given

04:01:32.700 --> 04:01:37.180
moment and you're like I guess I'm lucky to be alive then anyway let's get started

04:01:37.180 --> 04:01:45.180
it here. So like the combat difficulty, can I hit you with something crazy? It's an RPG bro.

04:01:46.060 --> 04:01:49.980
You can put me on superstar difficulty and of course we're going to go puzzles on.

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Would you like to calibrate audio visual time? Absolutely I would. By the way, exclamation point

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P-O-N, capital P, so that you can get more information about how to check out people of

04:02:01.180 --> 04:02:09.620
of milk for yourself, it is available on Steam. Right now, hit confirm when the circles overlap.

04:02:09.620 --> 04:02:11.220
in the circles overlap.

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How about that?

04:02:29.900 --> 04:02:30.740
Is that easy?

04:02:36.500 --> 04:02:38.140
Tab turn on autoplay.

04:02:38.140 --> 04:02:42.100
Oh, OK.

04:02:42.100 --> 04:02:45.340
The hands-free gamer.

04:02:45.340 --> 04:02:49.060
Actually, my hands are so freaking cold.

04:02:49.060 --> 04:02:52.560
Putting them on my hot-ass forehead feels so awesome

04:02:52.560 --> 04:02:53.060
right now.

04:02:59.940 --> 04:03:01.380
That's not your forehead?

04:03:01.380 --> 04:03:03.220
You don't know where my forehead is.

04:03:03.220 --> 04:03:05.180
It's one of the benefits of being bald.

04:03:05.180 --> 04:03:07.940
OK, by the way, while we're on the cut scene here,

04:03:07.940 --> 04:03:23.280
Give me a second, I'm going to obviously raise the volume a little bit.

04:03:23.280 --> 04:03:24.840
People have no...

04:03:24.840 --> 04:03:28.120
People need people to watch their stuff, man.

04:03:28.120 --> 04:03:30.260
People send people up to the moon.

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When they return, man, there isn't much.

04:03:33.500 --> 04:03:35.520
People be careful not to crest too soon.

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I did adjust the volume and the cutscene was one second long, that's my bad.

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Better head out, Saren's waiting at the cardioid.

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I need to get in just a little more practice before the auditions tomorrow.

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Chapter one, pop and locked in.

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I would totally do the dishes if I had time, which I don't know, so busy.

04:03:55.360 --> 04:03:58.000
She, the line is I'm letting them soak.

04:03:58.240 --> 04:04:01.560
You cook scrambled eggs and then you eat scrambled eggs and you put both of the

04:04:01.560 --> 04:04:03.720
dishes in the sink and go, I can't wash those right away.

04:04:03.720 --> 04:04:05.240
I got to let them get moldy first.

04:04:05.520 --> 04:04:10.800
Just my bathroom. I do all my actual recording at the cardioid.

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Yo, but sometimes the bathroom can have some killer acoustics, man.

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You want to talk?

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I can't believe the concerts tonight. I just know they'll notice me in the crowd and wait.

04:04:23.440 --> 04:04:25.760
Oh gosh, is my hair okay? What if they hate my hair?

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Have you heard Smolder's new single, Embers of the Heart? I'm losing my mind. It's incredible.

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Is it just the same as the last one?

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Ashes of the soul?

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What, no!

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The bridge is totally different!

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It kind of goes, done done done done done.

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And the old one goes, done done done done done done done.

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I'm familiar with that.

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OK, take me to BC Place.

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Wait, this is literally the Sea Wall?

04:04:54.260 --> 04:04:56.180
Hey, dude, with the sour look!

04:04:56.180 --> 04:04:58.600
We're minutes away from Smolder girl!

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Cheer up!

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I literally just have RBF.

04:05:14.280 --> 04:05:16.640
That could be a good thing.

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Imagine if Steely Dane made three gauchos.

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Now let me through.

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How dare you disrespect the greatest musical act of our age!

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Mikes out, girl!

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Bring it!

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Come on!

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Okay, tutorial battle.

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I'm ready.

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And honestly, this guy looks like me, so I know he's got no rhythm.

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Wait, but those shorts, though, holy!

04:05:38.800 --> 04:05:43.160
He's just gonna take care of this one real quick.

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A turn from People of Note.

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A turning people of note is referred to as a stanza.

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The top number of the time signature

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denotes how many actions you can take per stanza,

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typically one per bandmate.

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The bottom number denotes how many actions

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the enemy can take per stanza.

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Okay, I choose, first off, I choose to Alt Tab

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and move my camera up ever so slightly.

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Then I choose to attack you.

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And do no damage because I have no rhythm.

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But you have even worse rhythm, fair enough.

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You'll need a little more than that.

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When performing music, you need to stay on the beat.

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Hit confirms the circle's overlap for a perfect strike.

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Stay on rhythm for maximum damage.

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Get ready.

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We go again. You ready?

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There we go, 7 damage. I honestly thought it was going to be like 50 damage.

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We go one more time. We don't need to hit you for 2.

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It's the thought that counts, man.

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Didn't stand a chance.

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So she just beats up people who disagree with her musical taste?

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The physical combat that they're getting into, as of right now,

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I consider it a diegetic abstraction of getting into a tete-a-tete.

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You know, having a conversation with an individual and investing them in the marketplace of ideas.

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Whatever, man, just you watch. One day they'll be opening for me.

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W, fixed camera angle?

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I don't think that's the way I'm supposed to go, y'all.

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What'd she say to you? She doesn't like smolders. What? But they're the voice of a generation.

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I need to finish the conversation, it's my bad.

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No opening ceremonies for me, I gotta get in some last minute practice.

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Cardioids this way.

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Cardioid response.

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Hacker voice, I'm in.

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Saren should be waiting for me upstairs, last chance to get some practice in.

04:08:03.180 --> 04:08:04.620
chance to go to the vending machine.

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It'll sound a little bit like Ed Sheeran.

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Hey, there you are ready to get started?

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Absolutely.

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Let's get in there.

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Nobody better insult Bob than you're so right.

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I gotta go get it.

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I gotta put everything in.

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No, no, that doesn't sound it.

04:08:23.820 --> 04:08:25.060
It sounded pretty good.

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It actually sounded kind of awesome.

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Kate, we've been at this for hours.

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No, I know, Saren.

04:08:32.780 --> 04:08:37.380
You've been great. I just don't think this bridge is working for me. Should we take it up half a step?

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I think it's fine, Kate.

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Staircases when they're broken? Escalators when they're broken?

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No, Sarah. It's gotta be perfect.

04:08:44.980 --> 04:08:47.980
It's gotta be better than this. It's gotta be better.

04:08:47.980 --> 04:08:52.580
Who cares about a stupid trophy? I mean the record and promo deal.

04:08:52.580 --> 04:08:56.480
Winning Noteworthy is how I get up there, Sarah. How I make it.

04:08:56.480 --> 04:09:01.780
You'll get there, Kate, but right now the best thing you can do is go and get a good night's sleep.

04:09:01.780 --> 04:09:07.200
And let me catch the rest of the smolder show. I can't believe how many years in a row they've won

04:09:07.740 --> 04:09:13.340
Listen, I like them. Okay, and I actually got good seats this time. I just want more run through

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I think if we cadence

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You know, I've got work in the morning, but sink me. Okay. Wait Ghibli reference sure

04:09:22.260 --> 04:09:24.020
Have fun

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Ghibli, did you hear that?

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He's got work in the morning

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Well, Mal, Jimmy, you want to get slimed out on the NL Supercruise?

04:10:01.780 --> 04:10:03.780
I just can't break through

04:10:03.780 --> 04:10:05.780
But I can't just give up

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I see it right there

04:10:07.780 --> 04:10:09.780
I'll make it somehow

04:10:09.780 --> 04:10:11.780
I swear

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I want to be under the lights

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I want to be under the night

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And I swear that I'll find

04:10:21.780 --> 04:10:25.780
A happy ending to me

04:10:25.780 --> 04:10:28.780
To be under the lights

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It's a musical game. It's like playing a musical game you expect to be stopped. You don't go to a musical and expect not to see an American senator from the 1700s rapping. That's what they do, man.

04:10:53.780 --> 04:11:03.780
I'm sorry, I really thought I could hit you with the ad, though.

04:11:03.780 --> 04:11:22.780
So the song is from the P.O.B. about a spicy chicken sandwich.

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I ain't there by any means

04:11:29.780 --> 04:11:32.780
I could be under the light

04:11:39.780 --> 04:11:43.780
It's me rehearsing for my stand-up set on the super cruise

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Councilman Sharp?

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Candice, was it?

04:11:51.780 --> 04:11:58.660
No, I'm sorry. You should be yes at best you were mediocre

04:11:59.940 --> 04:12:07.580
Simon come on Simon. We need to get Paula in here. Wait, I thought she was doing pretty good

04:12:10.820 --> 04:12:15.380
Young woman you will not note-worthy material good day

04:12:15.380 --> 04:12:20.900
Wait, this could be the show where they look for bad singers, though, but they pretend like

04:12:20.900 --> 04:12:26.900
they're looking for good singers?

04:12:26.900 --> 04:12:30.060
So maybe it's actually the fact that he thinks we're bad at singing.

04:12:30.060 --> 04:12:32.160
Actually means we're like the best at singing.

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It could be a superstar USA situation.

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Geno?

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Let me guess, Sharp crushed your dreams too?

04:12:56.560 --> 04:13:00.160
The good councilman is completely closed off to new experiences.

04:13:00.160 --> 04:13:01.760
Maybe I should have solved something else.

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He's doing.

04:13:02.760 --> 04:13:05.160
Must have been pitching the second verse.

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Whoa, whoa, are you kidding?

04:13:07.960 --> 04:13:09.760
You were lighting it up in there.

04:13:09.760 --> 04:13:10.760
Really?

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I heard you from the hallway.

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If I'm being honest, Sharp might have just dismissed you because you could have been

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a threat to those pretty boys' win record.

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He's Smolder's manager, you know.

04:13:20.400 --> 04:13:22.000
Do you think he'd do that?

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I absolutely do.

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Just my luck.

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I draw the most corrupt member of the Council of Fiths.

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If you'll pardon a bit of constructive criticism, though,

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he was right about one thing.

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It was an imitation.

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An imitation of greatness.

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Yeah, I was playing it a little safe, I guess,

04:13:38.920 --> 04:13:41.840
but I have to give the people what they want, right?

04:13:41.840 --> 04:13:43.920
People will tell you what they think they want,

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but the truth is they had no idea.

04:13:46.040 --> 04:13:50.000
It's our job as artists to show them something new.

04:13:50.000 --> 04:13:52.800
Anyway, gotta go, but it was nice meeting you.

04:13:53.320 --> 04:13:55.840
Thanks for being the only good part of a really bad day.

04:13:56.320 --> 04:13:59.280
My pleasure. You ever want to talk? Here's my sink number.

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Smooth.

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I mean, I've heard of a sleep number, but this is ridiculous.

04:14:05.040 --> 04:14:05.440
What's your name?

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Ark.

04:14:07.120 --> 04:14:07.680
Cadence.

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Don't give up, Cadence. You'll make it.

04:14:12.520 --> 04:14:15.360
Time to go home and pretend it's still yesterday.

04:14:16.280 --> 04:14:17.080
Needles reference.

04:14:20.000 --> 04:14:23.760
Better head home. Saren's gonna be there soon, but on the way. I

04:14:24.440 --> 04:14:29.840
Think we're gonna be fighting our demons if I had the guests nevermind. I need some air. I should head to the roof. No

04:14:30.360 --> 04:14:32.360
No

04:14:34.160 --> 04:14:38.520
Just my bathroom. Oh at the window. Yeah, okay

04:14:44.800 --> 04:14:46.800
Maybe some music will cheer me up

04:14:46.800 --> 04:14:59.440
I understand that she doesn't want to hear anything more about smolder, but a smolder

04:14:59.440 --> 04:15:01.040
didn't do anything wrong.

04:15:01.040 --> 04:15:04.000
And secondly, if you're listening to the Top 40, don't be surprised when they play popular

04:15:04.000 --> 04:15:10.000
music.

04:15:10.000 --> 04:15:17.000
me driving in Grand Theft Auto by city?

04:15:26.320 --> 04:15:29.320
Ain't nothing on man.

04:15:31.720 --> 04:15:34.720
Hey, Kate.

04:15:34.720 --> 04:15:39.720
Thanks, Saren.

04:15:39.720 --> 04:15:47.720
Hey, you know I got your back. Do you need anything? Peptok? Snacks? Pillow to scream into?

04:15:47.720 --> 04:15:50.720
You really don't have to do this.

04:15:50.720 --> 04:15:51.720
Do what?

04:15:51.720 --> 04:15:53.720
Be nice to me. I lost.

04:15:53.720 --> 04:15:58.720
Hey, don't talk about my best friend like that. I'm sure you did great.

04:15:58.720 --> 04:16:02.720
Maybe, but it didn't matter, did it? Sharp never even gave me a chance.

04:16:02.720 --> 04:16:08.720
It'll happen, Kate. Somehow. Anyway, gotta go.

04:16:08.720 --> 04:16:12.720
This guy I met after the audition, he got rejected too.

04:16:12.720 --> 04:16:16.720
Is he cute? He kind of dresses like Sid from Final Fantasy X.

04:16:16.720 --> 04:16:20.720
Hey, listen, I gotta lead on something here.

04:16:20.720 --> 04:16:23.720
What do you mean? Check this out.

04:16:23.720 --> 04:16:26.720
Whoa! Whoa!

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Take forever with the text. It's a golden clef. Every council member has one. It's an automatic pass to the final round of noteworthy.

04:16:36.720 --> 04:16:44.720
Yo, we just gotta riz up Ken Jong and get the golden buzzer, bro. It's kind of an open secret for a few years now, at least for the rich and powerful, I'm sure.

04:16:44.720 --> 04:16:52.720
Anyway, I tried Duncan first. He gave his away already, but then I got sharps. Took a little convincing. Maybe the others are still available. Thought you'd want to know.

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Good luck.

04:16:54.720 --> 04:16:56.720
Oh.

04:16:56.720 --> 04:16:58.720
I think this is my way back in.

04:16:58.720 --> 04:17:00.720
If your mysterious friend is to be believed.

04:17:00.720 --> 04:17:02.720
Yeah, but even if you get back in the competition,

04:17:02.720 --> 04:17:04.720
are you still going to go with Under the Lights?

04:17:04.720 --> 04:17:06.720
I mean, even if the other judges are impressed,

04:17:06.720 --> 04:17:08.720
Sharp is one-fifth the vote.

04:17:08.720 --> 04:17:10.720
We'll sing that bridge when we come to it.

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For now, five members on the council of fifths.

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Okay.

04:17:14.720 --> 04:17:16.720
We're going to go track them down.

04:17:16.720 --> 04:17:18.720
I see it's kind of like a kill-bill type situation,

04:17:18.720 --> 04:17:20.720
but we're not actually going to be killing anybody,

04:17:20.720 --> 04:17:24.160
going to be killing anybody so we're just going to it's like a chill bill

04:17:24.160 --> 04:17:29.880
situation. Councilwoman Tempo is probably down tone in the J-pop district

04:17:29.880 --> 04:17:43.360
she's probably down tone. I get it man I get it. I get it I get it but I don't

04:17:43.360 --> 04:17:48.640
know how to get down. I don't know how to get down though. This is like it's a

04:17:48.640 --> 04:17:53.640
certified chibli that they let me on the roof situation.

04:17:53.640 --> 04:17:59.640
Cadence, Cadence, they've let me on the roof, there we go, I guess you just go to the edge.

04:17:59.640 --> 04:18:08.640
Honestly, I want to get involved in some more combat so I can see how the different rhythm based mechanics work.

04:18:08.640 --> 04:18:13.640
Because we already had the one tap attack, but you know they're going to hit you with some more syncopated sequences.

04:18:18.640 --> 04:18:30.560
What a huge line, that must be to get Mandy's autograph, better check it out.

04:18:30.560 --> 04:18:34.840
I hear Mandy's obsessed with cake pops, it makes sense she'd sign autographs near the

04:18:34.840 --> 04:18:39.400
cart over there.

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Cake pops 20 groove each, hey I really need one, a fine choice ma'am, got the groove?

04:18:45.360 --> 04:18:52.480
credit card difference you got the key item cake pop bro I literally solve the

04:18:52.480 --> 04:18:58.040
puzzle like instantly I don't want to talk to you I want to talk to Mandy is

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this Mandy Mandy I have a kid I have your cake pop Mandy to keep saying she

04:19:03.080 --> 04:19:05.960
needs something to eat

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guys I think we actually solved the puzzle instantly

04:19:11.880 --> 04:19:16.800
excuse me ma'am you need to head to the back of the line

04:19:16.800 --> 04:19:20.840
wait wait wait she's got a cake pop

04:19:20.840 --> 04:19:27.760
she's like got a cake pop which she maybe is willing to give to a kind and talented performer

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yay to the front of the line

04:19:30.280 --> 04:19:35.160
this is blatant corruption but it's adorable blatant corruption

04:19:35.160 --> 04:19:36.440
So I'm okay with it.

04:19:36.440 --> 04:19:37.360
Oh jeep.

04:19:37.360 --> 04:19:38.840
So amazing.

04:19:38.840 --> 04:19:40.640
I love this city.

04:19:40.640 --> 04:19:43.280
Now, the autograph should go to

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just every doer credit card signature.

04:19:44.920 --> 04:19:45.760
That should be fine.

04:19:45.760 --> 04:19:47.440
But I'm not actually here for that.

04:19:47.440 --> 04:19:50.640
I came to ask you about your golden clef.

04:19:50.640 --> 04:19:55.080
Oh, and we were like having such a nice time.

04:19:55.080 --> 04:19:57.000
Please, it's my dream.

04:19:57.000 --> 04:19:58.720
I have to get into that contest.

04:19:58.720 --> 04:20:03.720
If I, no, I mean, it's sort of, um,

04:20:03.720 --> 04:20:05.720
You gave the cleft a benike?

04:20:10.840 --> 04:20:14.600
Me showing up to the cruise with booster juice? Wait, that's actually...

04:20:14.600 --> 04:20:18.280
I was gonna say I wouldn't do it for a cake pop, but the booster juice might get me.

04:20:21.160 --> 04:20:23.480
Me when the booster juice comes out sizzling?

04:20:33.720 --> 04:20:38.800
Remember, like, one-way parasocial relationships are fundamentally incapable of fulfilling

04:20:38.800 --> 04:20:43.120
the basic human desire for intimate and creative connection, you know?

04:20:43.120 --> 04:20:44.720
Chad, don't listen to her.

04:20:44.720 --> 04:20:45.720
Yeah.

04:20:45.720 --> 04:20:46.720
Like, totally.

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Thanks, Mandy.

04:20:49.220 --> 04:20:50.720
She doesn't know what she's talking about.

04:20:59.020 --> 04:21:01.120
Stop saying you should log off and go for a walk.

04:21:01.120 --> 04:21:03.880
I'm literally, I'm done streaming in like 42 minutes

04:21:03.880 --> 04:21:05.600
or something like that.

04:21:05.600 --> 04:21:08.220
What the, something's wrong, I just looked at my watch

04:21:08.220 --> 04:21:10.880
for the bit, why is my heart rate 48?

04:21:10.880 --> 04:21:14.120
No, hey, wait, wait, hang on, sponsor, give me a second here,

04:21:14.120 --> 04:21:16.760
I need to make sure I'm not dying, okay, wait, wait, wait,

04:21:16.760 --> 04:21:19.120
one second here, okay, measure.

04:21:23.240 --> 04:21:25.240
Just give it a second, wouldn't it, bro,

04:21:25.240 --> 04:21:30.000
it's literally, it's a flat line on the heart rate monitor.

04:21:30.000 --> 04:21:47.080
52 okay 52 we're back oh my god I don't know man but we felt a little weak to be

04:21:47.080 --> 04:21:49.400
honest

04:21:51.920 --> 04:21:58.800
once I'm just making sure I'm not gonna like die on stream I'm chill I'm chill

04:21:58.800 --> 04:22:05.920
All right, let's get going. Okay, people who know by the way exclamation point PON PON with the capital P and you can

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Get more information about it yourself. It seems cool. It's been a long time since I played an RPG

04:22:12.300 --> 04:22:14.680
I would appreciate another battle

04:22:14.680 --> 04:22:17.900
So I had the opportunity to show you that I actually do have rhythm

04:22:18.200 --> 04:22:22.740
If maybe if we could get on stage. Yeah, she's kind of strung though. Are you seeing this?

04:22:23.800 --> 04:22:25.800
Put me on the put me on the stage

04:22:25.800 --> 04:22:33.720
She's kind of getting a little gangster with it.

04:22:33.720 --> 04:22:34.720
I got a rhythm, bro.

04:22:34.720 --> 04:22:37.240
First, I got to go downtown and uptown.

04:22:37.240 --> 04:22:41.760
We need to take the one that takes us to the J-Pop District.

04:22:41.760 --> 04:22:43.800
Where are you headed today, man?

04:22:43.800 --> 04:22:45.200
Downtown.

04:22:45.200 --> 04:22:46.200
All aboard.

04:22:46.200 --> 04:22:53.520
Subway, where the driver says all aboard.

04:22:53.520 --> 04:22:57.860
else not get Uptown Girl by Billy Joel because you grew up in a place where like

04:22:57.860 --> 04:23:02.560
all the cool people live downtown and Uptown was just kind of like Boston

04:23:02.560 --> 04:23:08.200
pizzas. Well I'm not sure this is the J-pop district. This might be the K-pop

04:23:08.200 --> 04:23:19.000
difference man. Upscale. I lived around farms man. Why me me too.

04:23:19.000 --> 04:23:23.080
Wait, wait, wait, inside jokes?

04:23:23.080 --> 04:23:27.260
World's Generation, Sonyoshi they mentioned.

04:23:27.260 --> 04:23:33.500
Rain, wear and equipment, K-pop idol Rain, who was in that movie, I forget what it's

04:23:33.500 --> 04:23:35.500
called, Shogun Assassin.

04:23:35.500 --> 04:23:39.200
Why are there so many people outside?

04:23:39.200 --> 04:23:40.200
No third spaces anymore.

04:23:40.200 --> 04:23:44.760
Okay, where's the J-pop District, man?

04:23:44.760 --> 04:23:48.600
Do you guys see the J-pop district?

04:23:48.600 --> 04:23:51.760
It's probably through the poor, you know, that I think about it.

04:23:51.760 --> 04:23:54.440
That makes a lot of sense.

04:23:54.440 --> 04:23:55.760
Does NapaNee have an uptown?

04:23:55.760 --> 04:24:02.680
Bro, you don't know about the Reed's Furniture Building near Square Boy Pizza on Dundas West?

04:24:02.680 --> 04:24:03.680
Come on, bro.

04:24:03.680 --> 04:24:07.680
You don't know about the Reed's Furniture Building close to the NapaNee River where the

04:24:07.680 --> 04:24:11.120
Salmon Spawning Festival happens.

04:24:11.120 --> 04:24:12.120
Come on.

04:24:12.120 --> 04:24:13.720
You think Tempo's in there?

04:24:13.720 --> 04:24:17.160
There's several ways to find out, but let's do the easy one and try asking them.

04:24:18.520 --> 04:24:21.320
We've been on the standby list forever. Are we ever getting in?

04:24:23.000 --> 04:24:27.560
Hunger is the most potent spice to your patience. Wait, that's legit true though. That's facts.

04:24:30.680 --> 04:24:35.560
Why the white shirt today? It doesn't come across well on the screen, but this is not just any white

04:24:35.560 --> 04:24:45.760
shirt this is a white dry waffle Muji shirt bro it is not simply a plain white

04:24:45.760 --> 04:24:49.800
tea like her there Delilah this is from Muji right it's not seven hundred

04:24:49.800 --> 04:24:55.760
dollars it's like a dollar and 32 cents I got that shirt too that I don't know

04:24:55.760 --> 04:25:00.040
what I'm pretty sure that the shirt is made out of old recycled Pepsi bottles

04:25:00.040 --> 04:25:03.520
or something like that but literally you put it in the washing machine wash it

04:25:03.520 --> 04:25:07.840
Open the door when the cycle is done. It's dry. It doesn't make any sense

04:25:07.840 --> 04:25:12.840
I'm literally just gonna have my all of my clothes. It's gonna be like a character creator

04:25:12.840 --> 04:25:16.880
It's just gonna be like eight different kinds of of moody dry waffle t-shirts

04:25:17.000 --> 04:25:21.880
Those paparazzi aren't gonna let us in sure they will. You just need a little

04:25:23.240 --> 04:25:29.040
Hang on you got some shirt right some coca-cola pants know how to do that

04:25:29.600 --> 04:25:32.120
You pumpkin. All right. I don't give it down

04:25:33.520 --> 04:25:39.360
Alright, you need to equip songstones to be able to use certain kinds of sound as abilities

04:25:39.360 --> 04:25:40.360
in battle.

04:25:40.360 --> 04:25:41.360
Okay.

04:25:41.360 --> 04:25:43.100
First, let me give you a songstone.

04:25:43.100 --> 04:25:44.600
Thank you, it's Mathealia.

04:25:44.600 --> 04:25:47.440
You received the instant hit songstone.

04:25:47.440 --> 04:25:49.760
From the main menu, go ahead and select the song...

04:25:49.760 --> 04:25:50.760
Okay!

04:25:50.760 --> 04:25:53.480
Equipping a new songstone is easy.

04:25:53.480 --> 04:25:54.480
Move the cursor to the...

04:25:54.480 --> 04:25:55.480
Cool!

04:25:55.480 --> 04:25:57.960
Hey, confirm again to equip instant hit.

04:25:57.960 --> 04:25:58.960
It's been done.

04:25:58.960 --> 04:26:01.520
And now you've got access, it canceled to exit the menus.

04:26:01.520 --> 04:26:02.520
I don't wanna do that though.

04:26:02.520 --> 04:26:08.920
I want to go to you and I want to equip a recharging rhythm bro.

04:26:08.920 --> 04:26:11.520
I want to equip them both.

04:26:11.520 --> 04:26:12.520
Ready?

04:26:12.520 --> 04:26:17.520
One, two, three, four.

04:26:17.520 --> 04:26:18.520
Alright.

04:26:18.520 --> 04:26:24.640
Be sure to give us both time in the spotlight.

04:26:24.640 --> 04:26:26.880
You can switch back and forth between us.

04:26:26.880 --> 04:26:28.600
Whatever you want the order to be.

04:26:28.600 --> 04:26:29.680
Now we're talking bro.

04:26:29.680 --> 04:26:32.480
You can switch left and right between all bandmates available.

04:26:32.480 --> 04:26:37.240
You can perform their actions in any order, too wild.

04:26:37.240 --> 04:26:39.960
If you've equipped songstones, you'll be able to use those in battle.

04:26:39.960 --> 04:26:43.480
Abilities can range from devastating attacks to bolstering your stats to modifying how

04:26:43.480 --> 04:26:45.960
you regain BP.

04:26:45.960 --> 04:26:46.960
Experiment and find your favorite combinations.

04:26:46.960 --> 04:26:47.960
Here we go.

04:26:47.960 --> 04:26:48.960
We've got some dang strategy, bro.

04:26:48.960 --> 04:26:51.960
What do you got for abilities?

04:26:51.960 --> 04:26:53.560
Blast the volume.

04:26:53.560 --> 04:26:58.320
Amp up the volume for a burst of damage.

04:26:58.320 --> 04:27:02.640
hit a well-established single target hit you can rely on recover a bandmate's HP

04:27:02.640 --> 04:27:07.760
okay it's gonna be instant hit for 11 to 15 damage against the enemy with the

04:27:07.760 --> 04:27:12.920
it's just it's just latest fire with rhythm man we can do this

04:27:14.040 --> 04:27:19.280
more or less what do you got blast the volume amp up the volume for a burst of

04:27:19.280 --> 04:27:22.400
damage what's your attack four to five well obviously we're gonna blast the

04:27:22.400 --> 04:27:27.400
the volume then.

04:27:27.400 --> 04:27:28.400
Mods.

04:27:28.400 --> 04:27:33.000
No man, who do they think they are?

04:27:33.000 --> 04:27:36.400
They're gonna take our picture so I don't remember.

04:27:36.400 --> 04:27:41.400
Use the rest action to temporarily increase your defense and regain 2 BP in a single turn.

04:27:41.400 --> 04:27:46.400
Managing your BP is important, so keep an eye on how much you have left.

04:27:46.400 --> 04:27:51.400
This is so bad. Oh, I see. I only have two left.

04:27:51.400 --> 04:27:56.400
And it costs us two to pump up the volume. But if we hit this right, it'll kill you.

04:27:56.400 --> 04:27:58.400
So I would say that's gotta be worth it.

04:27:58.400 --> 04:28:01.400
Destroyed. Okay.

04:28:01.400 --> 04:28:06.400
Now you are on full HP. We have one BP. You can't do anything.

04:28:06.400 --> 04:28:08.400
So we're just gonna do a basic attack.

04:28:08.400 --> 04:28:17.300
Withing the 1 of 1, 2p is kind of embarrassing man, when an enemy goes down their actions

04:28:17.300 --> 04:28:21.940
are removed from the time signature bar, the remaining enemy's time signature is also reduced

04:28:21.940 --> 04:28:22.940
by 1.

04:28:22.940 --> 04:28:23.940
Okay.

04:28:23.940 --> 04:28:30.660
I mean if we heal at the end of battle, I don't feel like I need to spend any time healing

04:28:30.660 --> 04:28:33.160
right now.

04:28:33.160 --> 04:28:38.220
You have 1 BP which doesn't do anything, we're just going to smack you, right?

04:28:38.220 --> 04:28:48.100
damage. Anyway, she's struggling. 7 HP. But isn't she gonna get a kill? We have to do

04:28:48.100 --> 04:28:54.140
11 damage. She has 3. This does at least 11.

04:28:54.140 --> 04:29:05.180
But, and we get just enough HP to level up.

04:29:05.180 --> 04:29:10.380
Wait here, I'll be right back with something golden.

04:29:10.380 --> 04:29:23.260
She coming back with the K-pop Demon Hunters MTV Video Music Award.

04:29:23.260 --> 04:29:30.260
I'm so awesome to be like elected to a public position, but I don't know what to do with

04:29:53.260 --> 04:29:56.820
And then you could just start saying stuff like that and people would be like so true

04:30:11.100 --> 04:30:14.180
I'm pretty sure this is Narciss Prince from Super Punch Out

04:30:15.420 --> 04:30:19.540
Don't say German. This doesn't even look like German. Why did ten people type German?

04:30:19.540 --> 04:30:28.460
It does have the same energy as the gif that for a while I believed was

04:30:28.460 --> 04:30:34.300
Jerma where it's the guy breaking out of the prison on the CCTV and he just

04:30:34.300 --> 04:30:38.820
keeps going like snapping and going like this and like every time he

04:30:38.820 --> 04:30:44.940
does it like more and more of the skin gets like eviscerated from the people

04:30:44.940 --> 04:30:46.940
who we're supposed to be guarding him?

04:30:46.940 --> 04:30:47.940
Uh...

04:30:47.940 --> 04:30:52.940
I'm still not 100% sure it's not him.

04:30:52.940 --> 04:30:58.900
Hey girl, sorry about that, but maybe I can make it up to you. Come check out our next show

04:30:59.220 --> 04:31:01.540
You look like a backstage kind of girl

04:31:01.900 --> 04:31:05.780
Gross. Do you realize what that just cost me? You're the worst

04:31:06.340 --> 04:31:11.100
Hater's gonna hate but the charts don't lie girl and then there's this

04:31:11.620 --> 04:31:17.180
The key this says we're the best officially objectively fax

04:31:17.740 --> 04:31:22.820
For now when noteworthy is over this year, I'll be wearing that around my neck

04:31:22.940 --> 04:31:35.140
He's got the slap job microphone on him, you notice this?

04:31:35.140 --> 04:31:40.940
At the request of Councilwoman Tempo you're not allowed back into the upscale man.

04:31:40.940 --> 04:31:43.140
That's disappointing to hear.

04:31:43.140 --> 04:31:45.060
That's... yep.

04:31:45.060 --> 04:31:48.100
That's Gore of my comfort center.

04:31:48.100 --> 04:31:49.100
Absolutely nothing.

04:31:49.100 --> 04:31:50.700
It's not over yet.

04:31:50.700 --> 04:31:53.900
It's getting dark, wanna grab some food and hit that rooftop?

04:31:53.900 --> 04:31:57.660
I know you love the view, we can relax a bit and figure out what to do.

04:31:57.660 --> 04:32:04.180
All they do is relax, man!

04:32:04.180 --> 04:32:08.780
This is the true Gen Z experience, all they do is get like, dream crushing bad news and

04:32:08.780 --> 04:32:11.580
then console each other.

04:32:11.580 --> 04:32:14.660
The stars are so bright.

04:32:14.660 --> 04:32:17.140
Brightest since the last convergence, I think.

04:32:17.140 --> 04:32:18.540
Twenty years ago.

04:32:18.540 --> 04:32:22.220
We haven't been friends for half that time. That's wild.

04:32:22.220 --> 04:32:26.780
I'm still surprised you're friends with me at all. After that night at the grand stage.

04:32:26.780 --> 04:32:28.940
What'd you do on the grand stage, man?

04:32:28.940 --> 04:32:33.340
That's not your fault. You were just trying to get over the fence, same as the rest of us.

04:32:33.340 --> 04:32:39.900
I know, but you missed the entire show. We couldn't afford the tickets. You were scheming how to sneak in for months.

04:32:39.900 --> 04:32:42.380
Eh, someone had to take care of you.

04:32:42.380 --> 04:32:48.160
Yeah, she's gonna say that was a long time ago, but don't worry about it and then

04:32:48.820 --> 04:32:54.760
Years later, he's gonna do something wrong and then she's gonna be like this is just like that time at the concert

04:32:54.760 --> 04:33:00.500
And he's gonna be like I knew it. I knew it when he led me off the hook. He didn't actually leave me off the hook

04:33:01.540 --> 04:33:05.140
One shining moment before we had to go

04:33:05.660 --> 04:33:10.020
You'll get up there Kate. I talked to some of the biggest stars in courtia today

04:33:10.020 --> 04:33:13.380
and none of them think I have what it takes.

04:33:13.380 --> 04:33:18.660
Okay, so we've had some setbacks, but there's still one council member left.

04:33:18.660 --> 04:33:22.180
Right. Universe. What do you know about her?

04:33:23.060 --> 04:33:26.820
The crown queen of K-pop. She rules that world-

04:33:26.820 --> 04:33:29.860
In that case, you've told me everything I need to know.

04:33:31.860 --> 04:33:35.940
Oh man, no, we're gonna go broke, bro. We're tapping the oyster card non-stop.

04:33:40.020 --> 04:33:47.780
You, you are my hero in the near course.

04:33:47.780 --> 04:33:55.940
Alright, listen, I'm not necessarily the biggest proponent of yes, you can pet the dog culture,

04:33:55.940 --> 04:33:57.260
but this is kind of sick.

04:33:57.260 --> 04:34:00.740
I'll give you that one.

04:34:00.740 --> 04:34:01.740
Unaccordion.

04:34:01.740 --> 04:34:02.740
Unaccordion.

04:34:02.740 --> 04:34:03.740
Unaccordion.

04:34:03.740 --> 04:34:08.880
Okay, that's, that's got a certain journey to say.

04:34:09.160 --> 04:34:12.560
Might want to hit up rain before we head in we can use a few accessories

04:34:14.600 --> 04:34:20.320
Or we don't have any money we got a hundred and forty four money never mind these boots

04:34:21.200 --> 04:34:23.200
defense plus three

04:34:23.280 --> 04:34:25.920
Defense plus two HP plus eight

04:34:27.560 --> 04:34:34.640
Spinal cap defense plus two. I don't know bro. Let me get a let me get a defense plus two ring. I

04:34:34.640 --> 04:34:51.360
I will equip the pop screen and then I will leave the shop which is something that you

04:34:51.360 --> 04:34:54.920
can do with the right mouse button.

04:34:54.920 --> 04:34:59.320
They should have made this file a cap go to 11 man.

04:34:59.320 --> 04:35:02.320
I got a company you should work for bro.

04:35:02.320 --> 04:35:05.320
Excuse me, over here, please.

04:35:23.320 --> 04:35:24.320
Phineas just said no.

04:35:32.320 --> 04:35:35.800
Okay, can I say something?

04:35:35.800 --> 04:35:37.080
They're not wrong, though.

04:35:37.080 --> 04:35:40.760
This seems like an appropriate situation to send security on you.

04:35:40.760 --> 04:35:43.720
Can't have you going any further, it's members only from this point on.

04:35:43.720 --> 04:35:46.640
Sorry, guy, we're getting back there one way or another.

04:35:46.640 --> 04:35:54.840
Let's keep on that beat.

04:35:54.840 --> 04:35:58.760
One thing I have heard, by the way, is that as you get more party members in People of

04:35:58.760 --> 04:36:03.760
which is available now, exclamation point P-O-N, you can pick it up on Steam, which is what I'm playing around right now.

04:36:03.760 --> 04:36:05.760
Thank you again to Anna Purna for the sponsorship.

04:36:05.760 --> 04:36:20.760
There are synergies in the game such that if the song that you are listening to in the battle is the same genre as the type of music that your character is emblematic of, you do more damage.

04:36:20.760 --> 04:36:23.760
Don't say I didn't tell you anything, don't say I didn't warn you.

04:36:23.760 --> 04:36:33.760
I don't know if we got any K-pop superstars in our party right now, but maybe we would get one, and then we could get a little bonus damage.

04:36:34.760 --> 04:36:40.760
There's some genre typing, exactly. I don't have enough BP to do anything. It's just a fact.

04:36:40.760 --> 04:36:49.960
just attack. Slay Kid A or Slay Kid B? Slay Kid A? What am I? The music buying public

04:36:49.960 --> 04:36:56.240
choosing to ask why the album after OK Computer is so different than the one that came before

04:36:56.240 --> 04:37:07.000
it? Nice try. I did what I could. It's getting closer to the end of the stream. Run another

04:37:07.000 --> 04:37:13.120
steam a little bit. Amnesiac? Amnesiac came out after, man, that thing. If I had to, if

04:37:13.120 --> 04:37:15.640
I had to guess.

04:37:15.640 --> 04:37:27.120
What's the heart rate at? We're back at 60. We're back, it literally defibrillated myself.

04:37:27.120 --> 04:37:40.780
Okay, deadly six seven damage. Okay, 16 HP, 18 HP. I mean, I don't see a compelling reason

04:37:40.780 --> 04:37:47.780
to not just attack you as of this point. You can always heal you later. Always blast

04:37:47.780 --> 04:38:01.440
of the volume right now. Okay, you don't mention how about it. Recharging rhythm and recharge

04:38:01.440 --> 04:38:09.200
your own HP. That was actually incredible. Maybe that's the thing is I it looks like

04:38:09.200 --> 04:38:13.280
I lack rhythm, but that's just because I don't want to use my art to hurt people. I only

04:38:13.280 --> 04:38:23.280
want to use my art to heal people. That makes sense to me. That gives me pleasure to deny

04:38:23.280 --> 04:38:24.280
ability.

04:38:24.280 --> 04:38:29.280
I think I'm nice.

04:38:29.280 --> 04:38:31.280
In the high notes.

04:38:31.280 --> 04:38:38.680
I didn't know anything about that. Oh what a treasure chest with the vinyl! I don't know

04:38:38.680 --> 04:38:43.360
what that means but I'll take it. Vinyls and dungeons enemies will drop

04:38:43.360 --> 04:38:47.120
collectible vinyls unique to that area. You get at least one per battle well now

04:38:47.120 --> 04:38:53.080
I don't feel as good about myself. But if you're lucky you can score some bonus

04:38:53.080 --> 04:38:56.720
vinyls as well. Keep an eye out for people willing to trade you valuable items

04:38:56.720 --> 04:38:59.880
in exchange for your vinyls.

04:39:08.680 --> 04:39:14.800
Hey, Sam, what should I do if I want to get into a fight?

04:39:14.800 --> 04:39:15.800
Just drop a beat.

04:39:15.800 --> 04:39:17.300
I'm sure that'll bring trouble running.

04:39:17.300 --> 04:39:20.600
Throughout the note, you'll come across enemies you have to defeat to move past.

04:39:20.600 --> 04:39:23.240
Those enemies are denoted with a red ominous glow.

04:39:23.240 --> 04:39:26.840
If you want to get into additional random battles, check the bottom of the screen and

04:39:26.840 --> 04:39:27.840
drop a beat.

04:39:27.840 --> 04:39:30.200
Okay, bro, so we can farm XP.

04:39:30.200 --> 04:39:34.680
This is how we grind.

04:39:34.680 --> 04:39:35.680
What the hell?

04:39:35.680 --> 04:39:37.680
Okay, like the

04:39:42.000 --> 04:39:45.680
That's what I was gonna ask I was basically gonna ask what's this horrible demon that's here

04:39:50.920 --> 04:39:58.360
38 HP you got 27. I mean you got to go in on the on the one with the lowest HP first. It's literally just science

04:40:02.360 --> 04:40:04.360
You hold these trees to be self-evident

04:40:05.680 --> 04:40:15.160
You know as a kid when I used to play RPGs, I didn't even prioritize like having the whole

04:40:15.160 --> 04:40:17.600
party attack the same guy.

04:40:17.600 --> 04:40:22.920
That's how bad people were, but I've seen me in video games in like the 1990s.

04:40:22.920 --> 04:40:27.840
I would literally be like, okay this person, this enemy, that's Cloud's enemy, this enemy

04:40:27.840 --> 04:40:30.680
is Tifa's enemy, this enemy is Barrett's enemy.

04:40:30.680 --> 04:40:33.440
And then I would be like what the heck, this is the hardest battle like I've ever seen

04:40:33.440 --> 04:40:48.040
in my entire life. You also level only one Pokemon? Yeah, I called it a Ryan lock.

04:40:48.040 --> 04:41:00.040
Why do you get to attack three times, man? Because of your time signature, of course.

04:41:00.040 --> 04:41:05.040
3 HP, you get attacked.

04:41:05.040 --> 04:41:08.040
You should have done that.

04:41:08.040 --> 04:41:13.040
We have 2 BP, and you don't have any more A.O.E.s.

04:41:13.040 --> 04:41:16.040
Mod.

04:41:16.040 --> 04:41:19.040
I need a little help!

04:41:19.040 --> 04:41:24.040
That's fine, bro. Recharging rhythm. You know we hit these every single time.

04:41:24.040 --> 04:41:48.580
She said weasel face I was listening to a little

04:41:48.580 --> 04:41:57.260
I'm not embarrassed to say I'm a little embarrassed to say in fact I'm even more embarrassed to

04:41:57.260 --> 04:42:01.900
say and I'll tell you why that's obvious I actually wasn't listening to leisure I was

04:42:01.900 --> 04:42:12.740
listening to alone the first Rivers Cuomo solo album songs from the black hole the supposed

04:42:12.740 --> 04:42:15.740
but later startled a space opera that he wrote.

04:42:18.540 --> 04:42:19.540
Why?

04:42:23.240 --> 04:42:25.540
You're me, case. Unbeatable.

04:42:26.540 --> 04:42:28.840
This has been a while, I guess. This has been a while.

04:42:28.840 --> 04:42:30.240
I did not go on the Weezer Cruise.

04:42:30.240 --> 04:42:32.440
I actually didn't even know that the Weezer Cruise existed.

04:42:32.940 --> 04:42:36.140
But maybe I'll roll the NL Cruise stuff into the...

04:42:36.840 --> 04:42:38.140
into the Weezer Cruise.

04:42:40.140 --> 04:42:42.140
Maybe we'll, like, let it ride. You know what I mean?

04:42:42.740 --> 04:42:50.600
Oh, dude, going all in on Red 14 on the roulette table and then letting it ride all under the

04:42:50.600 --> 04:42:51.600
Weezer Cruise.

04:42:51.600 --> 04:42:52.600
Could be the move.

04:42:52.600 --> 04:42:58.600
You want to drop a beat instead of in a battle?

04:42:58.600 --> 04:43:00.720
I do, man, because I want to farm.

04:43:00.720 --> 04:43:05.120
I'm the type of beast that wants to get to level 99 just blasting Waka's ball back at

04:43:05.120 --> 04:43:08.320
him before I even get off of Tutorial Islands.

04:43:08.320 --> 04:43:11.800
Wait, three of these guys are just kind of nasty, though.

04:43:11.800 --> 04:43:18.800
We going on 37 here.

04:43:18.800 --> 04:43:20.800
And then...

04:43:20.800 --> 04:43:25.800
Destroyed.

04:43:25.800 --> 04:43:30.800
Squeaks is announcing right now.

04:43:30.800 --> 04:43:37.800
That's my goat, bro.

04:43:37.800 --> 04:43:48.360
I'm out here hoping you can get slimed out um 13 damage that's perfect

04:43:48.360 --> 04:43:57.800
hey nice one I literally thought that was my own voice at first

04:43:57.800 --> 04:44:07.800
Oh, we're gonna die. Okay, you should rest.

04:44:07.800 --> 04:44:22.800
It's same typical emotion. It's perpetual bliss.

04:44:22.800 --> 04:44:26.960
I literally died, bro.

04:44:26.960 --> 04:44:31.920
When a bandmate's HP reaches zero, they go into a faint count.

04:44:31.920 --> 04:44:35.520
They'll automatically get back up again with half their max HP after three full stanzas

04:44:35.520 --> 04:44:36.520
have passed.

04:44:36.520 --> 04:44:42.720
I'm going to level with these, there's like absolutely no shot.

04:44:42.720 --> 04:44:45.440
We kill these guys, so...

04:44:45.440 --> 04:44:49.200
Don't leave me hanging!

04:44:49.200 --> 04:44:51.040
I think I got a retreat.

04:44:51.040 --> 04:45:02.880
a vinyl and retreat from battle yeah man I'm not cut out for this life sorry no

04:45:02.880 --> 04:45:07.760
access beyond this point and please don't fight me I need this job I can't

04:45:07.760 --> 04:45:11.880
fight this guy he's so sad we have to get past himself okay well okay we have to

04:45:11.880 --> 04:45:19.480
solve the puzzle get to find a way to on the environment solve it

04:45:19.480 --> 04:45:21.080
Damn, look at that.

04:45:22.760 --> 04:45:23.600
Why can't I do that?

04:45:23.600 --> 04:45:24.640
Well, it looks so easy.

04:45:24.640 --> 04:45:26.560
You're just moving your body.

04:45:26.560 --> 04:45:27.720
Why can't I do that?

04:45:32.040 --> 04:45:33.280
Oh my God.

04:45:33.280 --> 04:45:35.080
You guys really need to stand here?

04:45:36.240 --> 04:45:38.320
Okay, they're not gonna let me by.

04:45:38.320 --> 04:45:40.560
I love two things, palindromes and dancing.

04:45:40.560 --> 04:45:42.440
And I'm all out of palindromes.

04:45:43.320 --> 04:45:46.680
Is this how we're talking to each other in my 2009?

04:45:46.680 --> 04:45:48.440
Any chance I could squeeze by?

04:45:48.440 --> 04:45:50.640
What? It's too loud in here. I can't hear you.

04:45:53.500 --> 04:45:54.620
I'll never get tired of this.

04:45:54.620 --> 04:45:57.360
The lights, the pulsing rhythm, the dance boy that occasionally,

04:45:57.360 --> 04:45:59.200
I'm without warning, rotates rapidly.

04:46:01.700 --> 04:46:03.500
I love this dance right here.

04:46:05.540 --> 04:46:08.020
Damn, I kind of love this dance right here too.

04:46:12.140 --> 04:46:14.740
Wait, but I kind of... This is awesome though.

04:46:14.740 --> 04:46:20.900
I love that. I don't know. Why can't I do that?

04:46:22.740 --> 04:46:26.020
The best I can do is this right here. What are you wearing?

04:46:29.780 --> 04:46:34.580
This is the last time you were in a nightclub. Champions of Fire won Las Vegas after party

04:46:34.580 --> 04:46:41.220
was at the nightclub in Seasons Palace in Las Vegas. It was not my vibe. The ceiling,

04:46:41.220 --> 04:46:47.040
I don't know if you've ever been there or maybe seen it in a movie the ceiling is like modular

04:46:47.040 --> 04:46:49.040
So they'll be playing a song. It's like

04:46:51.960 --> 04:46:53.560
And then like

04:46:53.560 --> 04:46:59.400
parts of the chandelier will like detach and then come down into the club and then like

04:46:59.920 --> 04:47:02.160
Spinneria omnia. Yes, it's it is omnia

04:47:03.120 --> 04:47:06.700
Chuck Liddell was there. He was there until his

04:47:06.700 --> 04:47:17.180
His contractually obligated appearance time was up and then Chuck Liddell was not there.

04:47:17.180 --> 04:47:18.820
I don't want to just drop him at a deep thought.

04:47:18.820 --> 04:47:22.020
I got to figure out how to get past this man.

04:47:22.020 --> 04:47:24.900
Surely they need us, you know what we have to do?

04:47:24.900 --> 04:47:30.300
We have to hit the lever and spin the dance floor so that we can then go through the upper

04:47:30.300 --> 04:47:31.300
door.

04:47:31.300 --> 04:47:33.620
It's like a resonant evil thing.

04:47:33.620 --> 04:47:37.380
And then if we go through the upper door, that will give us the keys to be able to maybe

04:47:37.380 --> 04:47:38.380
pop out of that.

04:47:38.380 --> 04:47:44.060
Oh no, no, no, we have to spin the dance floor and then get up there, then we'll pop out

04:47:44.060 --> 04:47:47.980
of there and hit the lever and then something like that, something like that's going to

04:47:47.980 --> 04:47:48.980
go down.

04:47:48.980 --> 04:47:54.300
Two ground, and there are big clubs.

04:47:54.300 --> 04:47:58.700
The dance floor that occasionally and without warning rotates rapidly.

04:47:58.700 --> 04:48:02.260
How have you not stood on the button?

04:48:02.260 --> 04:48:03.260
Listen, Zelenio.

04:48:03.260 --> 04:48:06.280
That's not a button. Okay, that's the center of the of the record

04:48:08.120 --> 04:48:13.500
The buttons right there, it's not a button. Maybe this is a button. Maybe if you dance here

04:48:21.580 --> 04:48:25.000
Maybe in this room right cheek it past this point man

04:48:25.000 --> 04:48:32.640
Wait, can I just go into the Everflow room instead?

04:48:32.640 --> 04:48:36.520
Oh, oh, that'll probably solve it then.

04:48:36.520 --> 04:48:42.760
Never mind, I made it a little bit more complicated than it had to be.

04:48:42.760 --> 04:48:46.320
Holy stage, right?

04:48:46.320 --> 04:48:48.520
Hey, you, over there!

04:48:48.520 --> 04:48:54.240
Sorry to bother you, I'm looking for those limited edition worlds generation finals.

04:48:54.240 --> 04:48:58.240
I'll look at another button.

04:48:58.240 --> 04:49:03.460
You must be even more dedicated to the collection of wonderful vinyls than I am.

04:49:03.460 --> 04:49:06.440
Those vinyls aren't even going to be of any use to you outside this place.

04:49:06.440 --> 04:49:07.440
Sure, let's take a look.

04:49:07.440 --> 04:49:10.320
Bro, I don't have any vinyls for this!

04:49:10.320 --> 04:49:15.680
I could have gotten 14 HP up, but I died through a vinyl away of retreating.

04:49:15.680 --> 04:49:16.680
Great.

04:49:16.680 --> 04:49:17.680
Great.

04:49:17.680 --> 04:49:18.680
Oh Jesus.

04:49:18.680 --> 04:49:19.680
What have I done?

04:49:19.680 --> 04:49:41.120
You know what maybe we're gonna mix it up great job. We're gonna attack the Clara nude first

04:49:49.680 --> 04:49:55.040
You can know it only does when they they could have an attack twice, but that's just a great time signature side

04:49:55.040 --> 04:49:57.040
Yeah, it does do a lot of damage

04:50:06.440 --> 04:50:11.680
Honestly, I'm not 100% convinced that I'm not gonna die this turn

04:50:14.760 --> 04:50:16.760
Now I'm a hundred percent

04:50:19.680 --> 04:50:28.720
yep you honestly might as well attack because you didn't have to be to heal

04:50:28.720 --> 04:50:31.200
anyway

04:50:37.680 --> 04:50:42.120
one HP in the deal it's literally all we need especially if they only affect me

04:50:42.120 --> 04:50:43.400
Don't leave me here!

04:50:43.400 --> 04:50:45.400
Nah man, I think we're gonna lose again.

04:50:49.240 --> 04:50:51.240
It's so embarrassing.

04:50:51.880 --> 04:50:53.880
NOOOOOO!

04:50:55.960 --> 04:50:57.960
I'm underleveled, man.

04:50:58.360 --> 04:51:02.200
If a bandmate's go down, yeah, you'll use a vinyl in the process.

04:51:02.200 --> 04:51:04.680
Oh, but I need the vinyl to get strong enough!

04:51:06.680 --> 04:51:09.720
Would your parents play that Faith Hill song in the car a lot growing up?

04:51:09.720 --> 04:51:15.200
No, I just heard it once this weekend, but also I did I recorded it on the mix tape off the radio

04:51:15.200 --> 04:51:17.200
Don't tell the RI double right?

04:51:17.520 --> 04:51:20.400
It was track one on my on my mixtape from the radio

04:51:20.920 --> 04:51:28.480
But I didn't set out by the way to like turning my radio on and going like I want to record this kiss by a fay-tail

04:51:28.480 --> 04:51:32.520
I had my radio on and I was like I want to record some good songs

04:51:32.520 --> 04:51:36.240
And then the first song that came on was this kiss and I went good enough

04:51:39.720 --> 04:52:07.240
Okay, I don't even want to say whatever she just said there.

04:52:07.240 --> 04:52:09.120
This is Balochro Persona.

04:52:09.120 --> 04:52:15.000
It literally sounds like a made up name of the most awesome person in history.

04:52:15.000 --> 04:52:21.960
So if that was supposed to be an insult, I don't take it as an insult, that's for sure.

04:52:21.960 --> 04:52:23.480
I would love to meet Balochro Persona.

04:52:23.480 --> 04:52:45.040
16 now. Instant hit can't be played for 14 to 18. You have 9 HP? We do 9 damage. I'm

04:52:45.040 --> 04:52:50.040
I'm about to level up. You look like just enough XP.

04:52:59.040 --> 04:53:05.040
Then we go back to you. I think I've actually, and pardon the pun here, I think we've gotten in the way.

04:53:10.040 --> 04:53:14.040
All we have to do is heal every other turn and then attack on the second turn.

04:53:15.040 --> 04:53:27.720
And then you attack, it's the type of thing that'll have you feeling like you're itchy

04:53:27.720 --> 04:53:29.220
and scratchy bro.

04:53:29.220 --> 04:53:33.320
You fight and fight and fight and fight and fight and fight.

04:53:33.320 --> 04:53:37.000
Oh my god, we actually are underestimated.

04:53:37.000 --> 04:53:38.000
Engineer.

04:53:38.000 --> 04:53:41.760
Do not try to, I can't read that during the sponsor sale, but you've got me, you've got

04:53:41.760 --> 04:53:43.880
me slamming out of here, okay?

04:53:43.880 --> 04:53:46.880
Don't do that to my friend Apollo, okay?

04:53:51.880 --> 04:53:54.880
But sure, if I see you on the NL Super Cruise, you can have five Canadian dollars.

04:53:54.880 --> 04:53:58.880
That being said, this offer is limited to like a certain number of people.

04:53:58.880 --> 04:54:00.880
I'm not just going to get five dollars to every single person I see,

04:54:00.880 --> 04:54:05.880
but if you specifically ask me, and you know that I can remember faces very well,

04:54:05.880 --> 04:54:07.880
so don't try to ask me twice.

04:54:08.880 --> 04:54:10.880
Three binos, we can actually buy something now.

04:54:10.880 --> 04:54:16.360
HP plus 14 literally huge. Yes, please equip that

04:54:21.720 --> 04:54:25.040
And then take me back would you like to sell your old pop screen to 45?

04:54:25.600 --> 04:54:28.520
I don't think I wouldn't don't I have it equipped

04:54:32.120 --> 04:54:35.020
Can we ask you to double it and give it to the next guy way

04:54:35.680 --> 04:54:38.760
Okay, I apologize for doing this during the sponsored segment

04:54:38.760 --> 04:54:44.760
But double it and give it to the next guy on the cruise could be an incredible segment, man.

04:54:44.760 --> 04:54:48.760
One hour double it and give it to the next guy segment.

04:54:48.760 --> 04:54:52.760
It might be bad though. I can sort of see the news stories coming out this.

04:54:52.760 --> 04:55:00.760
Man physically assaulted after taking like $400 instead of letting the next guy get $800.

04:55:00.760 --> 04:55:04.760
And all the comments are like, how did he not see this coming?

04:55:08.760 --> 04:55:13.280
Okay, I have received some vinyls.

04:55:13.280 --> 04:55:15.280
I'm running arounds.

04:55:15.280 --> 04:55:18.760
I'm standing on a puzzle piece.

04:55:18.760 --> 04:55:19.760
What have I done?

04:55:19.760 --> 04:55:20.760
Oh my god.

04:55:20.760 --> 04:55:21.760
You know what?

04:55:21.760 --> 04:55:23.420
This is, it's Undertale.

04:55:23.420 --> 04:55:29.760
It's Undertale all over again.

04:55:29.760 --> 04:55:31.760
Evolved up.

04:55:31.760 --> 04:55:37.760
This is, wait, I'm the smartest gamer in gaming history, bro.

04:55:37.760 --> 04:55:47.040
Okay, okay. Give me a second here. Start by stepping on this. You vault up. You vault

04:55:47.040 --> 04:55:58.200
up and over. You vault up and over. You go here. You go down. You go up. Wait a second.

04:55:58.200 --> 04:56:03.720
I literally, I mean, I'm not even clocking that. It's a puzzle because I'm just, it comes

04:56:03.720 --> 04:56:20.720
so naturally to a guy like me. You step on the glowing tile. That ain't gonna work bro.

04:56:20.720 --> 04:56:25.280
You don't step on the glowing tile. This one's unsolvable. You step on the glowing tile. Wait

04:56:25.280 --> 04:56:26.980
Wait, I think I got it.

04:56:26.980 --> 04:56:35.500
Then you go to this one, which lets you get across, which lets you go to this one, which

04:56:35.500 --> 04:56:41.060
lets you go across, which lets you go to this one, which lets you go across, which lets

04:56:41.060 --> 04:56:51.080
you go to this one, which lets you go across, to this one.

04:56:51.080 --> 04:56:53.580
And then of course, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on, hang on,

04:56:53.580 --> 04:56:54.420
wait a tick.

04:56:57.340 --> 04:56:58.440
I wanna get this.

04:57:00.740 --> 04:57:02.240
I just got a shiver.

04:57:02.240 --> 04:57:04.080
So let's talk to you guys about how I get shivers

04:57:04.080 --> 04:57:05.800
more than the average person.

04:57:05.800 --> 04:57:09.440
Two things I definitely do more than the average individual.

04:57:09.440 --> 04:57:14.440
Trip, I literally, I trip at least three times a week.

04:57:14.440 --> 04:57:19.440
at least three times a week.

04:57:19.440 --> 04:57:22.300
I don't fall over, but I stumble, for sure.

04:57:23.200 --> 04:57:24.400
And then the other one is,

04:57:24.400 --> 04:57:27.640
I think I get the shivers at least once a week.

04:57:27.640 --> 04:57:29.200
It is because of the toe walking, for sure.

04:57:29.200 --> 04:57:30.040
Not the shivers.

04:57:30.040 --> 04:57:31.680
The shivers might be because of something different,

04:57:31.680 --> 04:57:35.120
but the stumbling is because of the toes, for sure.

04:57:36.920 --> 04:57:38.720
I try to say goodbye and I choke.

04:57:40.440 --> 04:57:41.280
Yeah.

04:57:41.280 --> 04:57:48.220
I try to walk away and I stumble. Wait a second. She's so me. I've decided it's my favorite

04:57:48.220 --> 04:57:49.720
song.

04:57:49.720 --> 04:57:53.480
Keaton's can use ability stones to help her solve puzzles and navigate around the world.

04:57:53.480 --> 04:57:57.600
Right now you only have one ability. If you get close to an object you can use Forte on,

04:57:57.600 --> 04:58:06.480
a symbol will appear. Just hit confirm to use it.

04:58:06.480 --> 04:58:09.880
He kind of swagged up man kind of his swagged up way to hit a lever

04:58:12.500 --> 04:58:14.500
Yeah sponsorship

04:58:16.100 --> 04:58:23.520
No disrespect to Kia, I'm sure they make a fine automobile man. I drove Kate's mom's Kia Forte once

04:58:25.080 --> 04:58:27.080
Never again

04:58:27.120 --> 04:58:30.800
Hey, what else I will say it was better than the Chevy spark rental car

04:58:30.800 --> 04:58:32.300
We had in San Diego

04:58:32.300 --> 04:58:39.180
The Chevy spark felt like at any moment you could push the pedal down too hard and like the the doors would fall off the car, but

04:58:40.820 --> 04:58:44.940
Tell you what I'll show you our experimental configuration see if you can handle it

04:58:50.900 --> 04:58:52.900
He literally said okay watch this

04:58:54.580 --> 04:58:59.980
Most important thing you need to know here is that you can use the edges of the mace nevermind

04:59:02.300 --> 04:59:06.480
We can solve this so easily anyone want to give me like the first step

04:59:09.500 --> 04:59:12.380
Anyone want to give me like the first the first step just just

04:59:12.800 --> 04:59:20.260
Anyone want to anyone want to post in chat what they think would be the first thing that they would do in a situation like this

04:59:20.260 --> 04:59:22.260
Just so we could all test and see oh

04:59:22.860 --> 04:59:27.800
We all run around the outside and then step on the blue. Okay

04:59:28.540 --> 04:59:30.540
Interesting. Let's put your theory to the test

04:59:32.300 --> 04:59:40.180
And then, of course, following that, you would naturally run along this edge right here so

04:59:40.180 --> 04:59:42.780
you could step on the heart.

04:59:42.780 --> 04:59:52.220
And then by stepping on the heart, you could then come down this way, which would, of course,

04:59:52.220 --> 05:00:07.000
do a situation where you can step on this. Guys, I think I ruined it. You had it. I'm

05:00:07.000 --> 05:00:12.200
literally I'm gonna solve the puzzle, but I have to go pee so bad. In theory, there

05:00:12.200 --> 05:00:16.520
could only be like five minutes left of this, but I have to go pee so bad I can't solve

05:00:16.520 --> 05:00:19.680
a puzzle. Well, I gotta go to the bathroom. I'm so sorry. I'll be I'll be back in one

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I'll be back at one second.

05:01:19.680 --> 05:01:47.400
We're back. Did you solve the puzzle? Stop saying stuff like I wonder what the bathroom

05:01:47.400 --> 05:01:50.340
meta is gonna be like on the cruise obviously the bathroom meta is gonna

05:01:50.340 --> 05:01:56.400
be stalls okay but that's just already the the bathroom meta for a guy like me

05:01:56.400 --> 05:02:00.640
that's not even unusual for a fellow like me

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Now we come this way.

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Now we're back at the part where I then hit this.

05:02:18.440 --> 05:02:22.600
Which then allows us to come this way.

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To what purpose?

05:02:25.720 --> 05:02:27.720
What we want to do

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Don't laugh at me I'm looking at chat to see if you'll give me the answer. Wait, what if I just fall off

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It's a blue then a go around

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, are you a genius? Oh my god, you might have cracked the case man

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You literally just walk on the highlighted square

05:02:52.740 --> 05:02:59.340
different people have different abilities okay I shouldn't be the one to

05:02:59.340 --> 05:03:02.060
have to tell you this

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okay smart guy but now I know how much then don't say jump on the highlighted

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square okay wait I can't wait to tell you my plane crash story in person could

05:03:19.980 --> 05:03:23.940
Could you tell me the plane crash story right now?

05:03:23.940 --> 05:03:25.980
I feel like I'm very interested.

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Purple then blue.

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Thank you.

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Thank you so much.

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You saved my life.

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Blue off and then purple again.

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You guys have done this before, I see.

05:03:54.020 --> 05:03:56.860
Blue off and then purple again.

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Blue off, that's off.

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I thought that was on, so that's my bet.

05:04:03.140 --> 05:04:04.580
And then purple again.

05:04:10.820 --> 05:04:13.340
You gotta wait until the cruise to hear it.

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That's ominous, but I'm gonna choose to believe

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that you have a pure heart.

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Now red.

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Now red bro, I can't I can't hit red. I gotta hit blue to hit red wait. I can hit blue though

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Wait, I'm not even trolling. Why did you say this is easy? This is like the hardest puzzle I've ever seen in my life

05:04:42.340 --> 05:04:46.980
It's literally easy did you see Justin doing the resident evil requiem puzzle?

05:04:47.780 --> 05:04:52.260
Where you have to turn all the nodes red.

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Oh my god, I fell down.

05:04:59.020 --> 05:05:00.020
Chat am I okay?

05:05:00.020 --> 05:05:01.660
Be so for real with me?

05:05:01.660 --> 05:05:05.860
Yes, I think I'm okay.

05:05:05.860 --> 05:05:06.980
You wanted to fall down.

05:05:06.980 --> 05:05:08.460
Now you just go around to finish.

05:05:08.460 --> 05:05:14.020
Oh no, I just go around and walk to the end of the puzzle.

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Yes!

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Huge.

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Let me see what you got.

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Beside, choose a bandmate they recover BP. That seems like the sort of thing that could be might of useful, man.

05:05:44.220 --> 05:05:48.720
Honestly, they got no business making a puzzle that hard in a video game. That is crazy.

05:05:55.820 --> 05:05:58.220
I know King Minos loves to see you coming.

05:05:59.020 --> 05:06:02.720
Uh, well, that's the thing. He built the maze around me.

05:06:03.020 --> 05:06:07.420
so I know you would hate to see me leave let's put it that way we said I

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getting a fine I still do anything confirm no let's do one more battle okay

05:06:13.820 --> 05:06:21.260
that was Daedalus whatever man I don't I think we've established after catfishing

05:06:21.260 --> 05:06:25.780
today I have no idea what's going on in Greek mythology okay there are three of

05:06:25.780 --> 05:06:40.020
these fellas. How much BP? They recovered 2 BP. Okay, huge. 35 damage. Get rolled. And

05:06:40.020 --> 05:06:48.460
then, you also get rolled. Occasionally you'll have more actions available in the time signature

05:06:48.460 --> 05:06:51.860
when you have active band members. After each band member is active once their status

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As we said they may act again

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But it hasn't changed

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They're beep so what is this 10 to 12 and then I came with a basic attack next time

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Nine damage ain't even much

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This is Expedition 33, Crossroads Mother 3.

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Oh, that's amazing news!

05:07:23.820 --> 05:07:27.580
Oh, it's the greatest video game of all time, is what you're trying to say.

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Exclamation point P-O-N, people have noticed now available on Steam.

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I appreciate that, thank you.

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You know what?

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Let me get a...

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Ha!

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Nice one!

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And then, you have 1 BP.

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Choose a band member, they recovered 2 BP, we're not gonna do that.

05:07:59.900 --> 05:08:15.080
me have you you're gonna do an instant hit you on the other end I know exactly

05:08:15.080 --> 05:08:19.880
what I'm gonna do you're gonna use your decide ability and I'm gonna hit this

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perfectly I didn't even need to hit it perfectly you're going to recharge

05:08:24.160 --> 05:08:32.840
yourself and then you're gonna go beast mode on this guy you're gonna get a kill

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wait what and you said I shouldn't be on the hardest difficulty as long as they

05:08:36.080 --> 05:08:40.400
made the puzzles a little bit more because you gotta have 150 IQ to get

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through the puzzles if they made the puzzles a little easier then I could

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absolutely do play on the hardest difficulty because the combat ain't

05:08:50.320 --> 05:08:53.320
nothing but a peanut man

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You're going to take 8 damage and then you're going to take 8 damage again and again, you're

05:09:06.960 --> 05:09:08.840
going to take 9 damage.

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Guys in chat with 149 IQ Maddling right now.

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I said Maddling, I think it's time man.

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Rest in peace, dragon.

05:09:20.840 --> 05:09:26.720
I think it's time for me to eat some lunch, probably.

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That being said, we did level up.

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And on top of that, get a bonus vinyl.

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Get that chicken potato king.

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Thank you for telling me and giving me permission

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to get the chicken potato.

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This has been People of Mode.

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I've had a really good time playing so far.

05:09:45.920 --> 05:09:48.160
I like a game with microgames.

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It's crazy to me that back in my childhood, we used to play RPGs and we would just click on attack and then your guy would go like

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That's it, right? It seems a little antiquated. It seems a little anti-diluvian at this point.

05:10:05.200 --> 05:10:07.920
People of note doesn't do that. It has rhythm-based mechanics.

05:10:08.480 --> 05:10:15.160
The better you do on the rhythm-based mechanics, the better your attacks are, the better your abilities are, the better your supports are, the better your spells get casted.

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Uh, someone keeps- first off, exclamation point, P-O-N.

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Check it out for yourself.

05:10:19.660 --> 05:10:23.160
People are mad with a little amount, so you need to thank you to Anapurn for the sponsorship.

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Let me throw a slash marker in here.

05:10:29.160 --> 05:10:30.160
Slash marker.

05:10:32.160 --> 05:10:33.660
People are mad.

05:10:34.660 --> 05:10:38.160
I keep getting harassed to show you my pen.

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And they did type pen, by the way.

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This is what we're rocking right now.

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It's not a special pen. You can see it's made of like a hard plastic.

05:10:47.440 --> 05:10:53.360
But it came with the hobo-ichi peko that my wife got for me that I have not written in like...

05:10:54.400 --> 05:10:57.600
a week and a half, which I really need to do. I need to get organized again.

05:10:59.760 --> 05:11:00.960
I knew that was the pen.

05:11:04.080 --> 05:11:08.320
No surprise. It seems like a good pen. Can I tell you, literally, this is how my brain works,

05:11:08.320 --> 05:11:12.000
and you're not going to believe me. Except if you saw the puzzle, you'll believe me.

05:11:12.000 --> 05:11:23.000
I was using that pen, writing in my journal, and then it ran out of ink.

05:11:23.000 --> 05:11:26.680
In order to understand the story, first you got to look at it, okay?

05:11:26.680 --> 05:11:32.280
I ran out of ink, and I said, oh my god, I ran out of ink in my pen.

05:11:32.280 --> 05:11:33.280
I need a new one.

05:11:33.280 --> 05:11:37.080
And then Kate went, it has four colors on it.

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And I went, oh yeah.

05:11:38.560 --> 05:11:41.640
and then I tapped the blue ink instead of the black ink.

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And I went, you know, this is what I said to Dan earlier.

05:11:45.360 --> 05:11:47.640
I said, Dan, where would we be without the beautiful

05:11:47.640 --> 05:11:48.800
William and our lives?

05:11:50.680 --> 05:11:53.440
I guess I just assumed that it had one like inkwell.

05:11:55.520 --> 05:12:00.200
And it got dyed the color at the moment of writing.

05:12:01.280 --> 05:12:03.360
Blue ink does suck, man.

05:12:03.360 --> 05:12:06.160
Writing in black ink is so much better.

05:12:06.160 --> 05:12:10.120
Anyway, I'm going to send you over to my wife's stream.

05:12:10.120 --> 05:12:11.920
I'll be back tomorrow.

05:12:11.920 --> 05:12:14.240
Bear to have me so awkward that we both announced cruises

05:12:14.240 --> 05:12:16.680
today, no shock bro, really?

05:12:19.560 --> 05:12:21.440
Well, we should race.

05:12:21.440 --> 05:12:22.240
We should race.

05:12:22.240 --> 05:12:25.520
You talk to your captain, I'll talk to my captain.

05:12:25.520 --> 05:12:26.960
Let's do this.

05:12:26.960 --> 05:12:32.280
Let's have an America cup in international waters, man.

05:12:32.280 --> 05:12:34.920
Or we could just get them to pull up side by side

05:12:34.920 --> 05:12:36.560
and we could like play catch.

05:12:39.680 --> 05:12:42.520
We could like throw a ball from one ship to the other one.

05:12:44.440 --> 05:12:45.720
Volleyball.

05:12:45.720 --> 05:12:47.760
Man, now we're talking.

05:12:47.760 --> 05:12:49.760
The jump from one deck to the other one.

05:12:53.120 --> 05:12:55.320
Anyway, bro, I'm so cold.

05:12:55.320 --> 05:12:56.160
I don't know what happened,

05:12:56.160 --> 05:12:57.560
it's 73 degrees in my office,

05:12:57.560 --> 05:12:59.960
but I mean, I've got goosebumps.

05:12:59.960 --> 05:13:02.520
I'm gonna send you over to my live stream.

05:13:02.520 --> 05:13:03.360
See you tomorrow.

05:13:03.360 --> 05:13:05.360
Later!