Okay, are you are you watching from school right now?
Are you presently watching from the school?
One second I got a call.
Hello Daniel.
Yeah, I just got your stream up.
No sweat, no sweat.
I'm going to, I'm going to vamp for like two or three minutes first then we'll go.
All right, cool, I'll, I'll probably mute and then until it's done and then I'll, I'll
unmute here.
Okay.
I'll keep my, do you want me to mute or do you want to deaf in?
No, no, I'll deaf in, I'll deaf in.
Okay, because we are, we're making an announcement today
but I want to wait until uh, until we get a few more people here.
Oh right, librarian, I didn't know that you knew.
My wife dropped some uh, some bombshells on me this weekend.
I didn't know that you knew.
I thought it was like, I didn't know you were in the circle of trust is I guess what I'm trying to say
Falker
Can you say hi to me during my lunch break when is your lunch break is your lunch break right now?
Vibrarian I'll say I actually think it's hi hi on your lunch break by the way. I hope you're enjoying the
chicken schnitzel. I'm glad you're in the circle of trust librarian because I
would not want to know what your reaction to this news would be live. I
actually, I'm not trying to say that by knowing the information you've been
turned into like controlled opposition, but you would be a very volatile
compound hearing this news and then reacting to it live, I think. It'd be a
in another dimension, in another universe.
I think that would be very interesting, right Daniel?
I had a normal reaction, okay,
this is the type of shit sodium be saying
when it encounters water, bro.
That's the type of shit lithium be saying
when it encounters oxygen.
The ninth grade chemistry knower,
When Dan said relax, I'm not sure if he's talking to a librarian or me.
Shall we run it?
Let me make sure I got my studio mode set up right here.
Like this, like this, like this.
Okay, here we go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I have to restart it, I just didn't want you to see
that it's called Streamer Crew 6.
It's true. It's true. I know you thought it was fake and I can understand why you
would think it was fake because it's insane, but it's true. Please ignore the fact that
this is Streamer Crew 6. This is not the sixth Streamer Crews. As far as I know, this literally
might be the first Streamer Crews that's ever been done in history. Hang on. Let me talk
to my good friend, Daniel here.
Brian Gary.
Daniel, can you still hear me?
Yes, I can hear you. Can you hear me?
I can hear you loud and clear, man.
So can I get a heart rate check off you really quick?
I didn't turn my cam off man. Like it's like what I'm not even messing with you
I'm on 104 right now, and I'm not I'm sitting in a chair
It's been I don't know. It's been 90 minutes since I hopped off the bike. I'm at 104
Yeah, I mean we were talking last night anytime like I'm rarely nervous on stream, but we're talking I was nervous today I
Would I was on not knowing that we were gonna announce on Monday? I'm like Kato tell you
Sunday, I was okay. Saturday, I was like the worst day of my life. Saturday, I was surrounded
by a cloud of nervous darkness.
So, you guys want me to tell people the story?
Yeah, I think that would be a good intro for sure.
So, Chad, you guys know we've been talking about cruises, Disney cruises. I joke all
time about Big Brother Cruise. My mom has worked for a travel agency for 50 years and this is
where they specialize in. And every year she's like, hey, do I do a Big Brother Cruise? I'm like,
nope, no chance not doing it. Do I do a Big Brother Cruise? Nope. She's like, well, what about a
Streamer Cruise? I'm like, we could do that. So this is actually not a bit chat. This is real.
It's from a reputable company. They've been in business for 50 years. There's security on board,
so don't try anything. But yeah, so I think it's going to be a really fun experience.
I did want to say, because I needed the explanation for me.
The way that I've come to understand this is, at first, I thought it was going to be like,
there's no way we're going to commission a whole cruise ship with like thousands of staff
and captain, the navigator, trying to buy the fuel and chart the course and stuff like that.
So that is not what is going to happen.
We have partnered with a company, with Dan's mom,
who has been doing this for 50 years, like you said.
That also was partnered with Royal Caribbean Cruise Line.
So it's a real ship, it's a real line.
We're basically taking a slice of the ship
and turning that into the streamer cruise part of the ship.
So it's like, you know how in a hitman level,
You can walk around in your normie clothes.
You can walk around anywhere where you can get a drink.
You can go to the bathroom.
But if you try to get into the areas
where you need a key card, they tell you, you know,
come back when you've got the right shirt on.
This is exactly what's gonna happen here.
Hopefully not exactly, but there will be normies,
there will be normies on the ship who are just going
for a nice trip to Mexico, enjoying their spring break
with their kids, blissfully unaware of the fact that just within their midst are a bunch
of nerds wearing lanyards who are there to watch Q&As, to meet us, to see variety shows
with a live studio audience, with plus through and minus through and in the audience, stuff
like that.
So you can go and this is through the Royal Caribbean website.
You could book a beautiful cruise to Mexico, but the NL Super Cruise website is how you
to get access to the key card that gets you
into the actual entertainment that makes it a streamer cruise.
You nailed it.
There you go.
So I'm with you a thousand percent.
I just wish you would have went with a different game
instead of hit it.
But there's gonna be security on board,
so it should be okay.
There is gonna be security on board.
So can I ask you a question?
Cause I know there's a lot of people saying like,
this is a bit and like people are like,
this is your worst nightmare, I know,
like being trapped on a ship.
But like for you, can you respond to that?
Like being trapped on a ship with people
asking you about the pot play.
Well, I've been on like 20 cruises now
and it's like my special interests.
So that is where I'm at home, I guess I would say.
I'm most at home in captivity.
And also I don't mind meeting people.
I meet people in public now and then
and I always have a good time.
It's literally just online
where they feel emboldened by pseudo-nimity
and then they start to talk to me
in what I would say is a condescending way.
In real life, everyone is very nice for the most part.
So I'm not worried about that at all.
Well, you've said the same thing too,
and I don't wanna put you on the spot,
but is it possible you think there's a little difference
between streamer obsessives and big brother obsessives?
Well, I think that's why I'm more likely to do this,
because I've had a chance to meet people that watch the show
and everyone's like Normie adjacent or Normie.
And I think at bottom line, it's like what we do,
we don't really get a chance to like meet and like hang out
and see people face to face.
And then just I think this will be,
or it's not for everyone, it's not for everyone,
but for the people that want to go,
I think it's going to be a really fun experience
and a unique thing.
Can I say as well, I agree with you 100%.
I saw someone in chest A, it's not a bit, but it is a bit.
and that's like a hundred percent how I'm looking at it.
So I like, you and I were talking yesterday,
the thing I think that we're both most nervous about
is the idea that it, you know, we don't want it to appear
that we're trading in whatever reputation we have
for like a payday and then giving you
the worst vacation of your life.
Like, if I wanted to just, you know, run some pockets,
I would just turn donations on
and then do business as usual, you know?
We could just do, we could just place a display
with a PayPal link or something.
But we're nervous, but like,
it's because we want to do a really, really good job.
And we know that people are spending money to be there
and spending a lot of time to be there.
So we wanna make sure that they have a good time.
And like you said yesterday,
if people are gonna be coming to see us,
we're gonna be working the boat like politicians.
Like I'm okay for six days, five nights,
six nights, five days, just, I mean, being whatever you want me to be, it didn't
reason. And especially behind the scenes, we're working hard on the the
entertainment side of things. We don't want it, we want to do meet and greets,
we want to do Q&As, all that stuff, we want to get FaceTime, also provide some
unique entertainment that is fun and unique and that you could only
see on the ship. 100%, I think you nailed it. Yeah, and like, that's what we were
talking about. I was like, if you, if this is something for you, like, and I was joking
with my wife this morning, because she's like, you look nervous. I'm like, yeah. But like,
and my wife knows Ryan, you know, we went on the cruise together. And I'm like, when
this thing goes, Ryan isn't going to be in a corner, like just to himself, he's going
to be out there. And I'm like, that's just, and I think that's the vibe of the cruise
is we're going to put everything into making it worth everyone's while. And a fun experience
that everyone looks back and be like, Oh, that was really cool. It's really different.
like out of the box but yeah I'm excited for it. Yeah I know me too. Nervous but
honestly I feel like I was mostly nervous about the announcement and now we
can actually start to talk about doing the fun stuff. Yeah quick question I
just take one from chat will there anything be streamed from the ship? No
it's only you have to be on the cruise like so. Also cruise Wi-Fi is like not
it's not possible. Yeah. You would get like one kilobyte per second.
But I'm sure there'll be a lot of questions that trickle in over the next couple of days and
we'll put some stuff out there and answer like your most frequently asked questions. But I do
want to say, you would probably rather I didn't say this. You would probably rather I didn't say
this, but I'm going to say this anyway, because no one can pull my soul on me. People have said,
will it be the fire festival? Two things. It won't be the fire festival because it's running through
two reputable companies. But secondly, if it was the fire festival, would that be so bad?
We're still talking about it like 12 years later. At this point, if you honestly, if you could time
travel back to 2014 and go to the fire festival, you would probably be like, let's do it. This is
a once in a lifetime experience. Oh, man. No. Yeah. No, it's not like I'll tell you. And I told Ryan
this on the backside. I go, like this company's been doing this for 50 years. This is not like,
you know, it's not flyer festival, but you know, maybe we'll have some like cheese sandwiches for people to eat
They have they you will get breakfast lunch and dinner
Except on the last day you'll probably just get breakfast because they'll probably want you to get off the ship before lunchtime
But on that you'll get breakfast lunch and dinner every day you get the room
You get you get access to I mean you you had it set up in the doc
You really have to even talked about the fact that this is a real cruise ship. This is not like the SS minnow
You know, like there's a everything you would expect on a cruise ship. There's a climbing wall. There's the the big screen on the top
There's swimming pools. There's a beat etc. etc big theaters so on and so forth
There is a kid for people asking there is a casino that doesn't please
Please do not if you come on the cruise, please do not lose all your money at the casino and blame us
That's on you
But if you see me there and there's a seat open next to me sit down. We're gonna let let those slots rip man
But um, no, I mean I think this is definitely like one of the most nervous I've been but you know
I think it's I'm excited to have a chance to do this and you know some people are gonna be like
Oh, this is weird and some people might go this on school. So anything we can do over, you know, the next couple weeks
if you have questions, we'll get everything answered. But if you go to nlsupercruise.com
right now, you can find out more information and start booking because I'm going to start
going soon. Thank you, anything right? Ryan Gay, what was like the when were you the most nervous?
Um, I would definitely say on on Saturday,
like, did you wake up and you're like, Oh, this is really happening.
I wasn't that's okay. It'll tell you I have like a volume. I think it's just true for everybody
I have like a volume knob
For like my my energy and personality and my my volume knob Saturday after lunch was that like a one out of ten
I was like a diminished a diminished human being is like someone sucked all the moisture out of me
Because I was like oh my I told you I was like we're gonna get slimed out, bro
We're gonna get slimed out it on Monday people are gonna be like what what the heck is this?
And I'd answer you like what's sliming out. I don't know what's slamming out is
That's to I think that means you get killed. Isn't that what they say when you get slimed?
Yeah
So then and then when did the relief when did the pressure valve release?
Honestly, I think when we talked yesterday and we had the the details more ironed out for the the questions that people would have
that definitely knowledges power man because this was like I mean this has
been in the background work since when I'm just trying to think of like six
months you told me I think it was in August yeah yeah so there's a lot there's
a lot that goes into this and and we just last thing I'll say is that if this
is for you and you go like we're going to make it worth your while it's going to be fun and you
know we're not going to be hiding out like in a back room on the ship and then just cart it out
like for an official meet and greet and then get shoved back into like an exclusive area it's not
going to happen because there's nowhere to go but um yeah so ryan i think it's going to be really
exciting. You know, I think we both stepped out of our comfort zone to do this and as
well as, you know, Squeaks and Kate, you know, are also, you know, going to be there. It
was part of everything. And more to come. So, but as you guys have questions, we'll do our
best to answer them. But thank you, you know, for, oh, we got, oh, look, all right.
Oh, I just wanted to remind you guys, you only have June 1st to book
Thanks, Kate. Thank you. Kate's gonna keep us on task too. Kate really is like
she talked me down from the edge this weekend for sure. And then also has been
like organizing some really cool like a vtuber type stuff in the background that
we can't talk about yet, but we'll as more details. When you looked at Ryan,
how did you know he was freaking out? Like what do you do? His eyes were half open.
And like Ryan said, he was very much dried out pretty much.
My lips are messed up, man.
I don't know how my lips are really dry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I mean, also when you do make bookings to the crews,
you're not going to be paying the full price.
like on like the first booking there will be like the deposit first and then I think
there will be like a payment options that you can choose from.
So make sure if you want to get on you book it by June 1st.
Huge.
Thanks.
What would we do without the women in our lives, man?
Oh, we're eating cheese sandwiches.
What do you got on the docket today?
Um, I was mostly just going to get through this and then figure out kind of
depending on the degree of sliming, we'd kind of take it from there.
I think maybe I'll do, I'll do the does and then maybe a little slay this buyer.
How about you?
Um, let me just, based on like semi glancing a chat, 100% you get completely
slimed out. What do you think the percentage of sliming was?
I think I'm like 5% slimed way less slimed than I thought.
Okay. All right. I think I'm outside of one person saying
Firefest 2.0 on my side, I feel like I'm 5%.
I think that is a compliment. I honestly, when people say it
could be Firefestival, that's like it has its own Wikipedia
page.
Well, I'm just here's what I like this and you know me a
little bit. I just know like, there's going to be people like,
oh, I should have went to that. Yeah, you should have. Like you
should have. We should have went to Firefest. And this is
probably one you should have went on but anyways man we'll go get luck with the
slime the rest of Chad and sure we'll talk later this week later thank you
Daniel I'd say about thank you see you guys
all right good stream today guys um wouldn't that be something thank you for
thank you for accommodating us for our announcement we are really excited most
Most of the nerves were just about announcing.
We really do have some cool stuff planned.
But also, if you don't want to go, like, I can understand if you don't want to spend
a bunch of money and your spring break to go on a stream or cruise.
Like, that's the sort of thing where, depending on who your wife or girlfriend is, it might
be a crazy pitch.
So we're happy to have you here as well for the domestic work from home version of the
live entertainment.
Don't get me wrong.
But one of the events being an in-person Powathon class, I don't want to say that yet
because we haven't gotten down to the nitty-gritty of like what kind of infrastructure is going
to be on the ship.
And I also don't think because we're taking a slice of the ship, I don't think we can
necessarily be like, hey, we're going to take the whole gym.
So please don't book based on this.
But yes, I would love to do like a 45 or 90 minute spin class Peloton style in the cruise
gym.
I think it would be so funny.
That would be, that's one thing that I would love to do for sure and it has been discussed
in the in the back channel, but I need to like, I mean, it's a very specific question.
I need to talk to my liaison and be like,
hey, has anyone ever asked this before?
Has anyone ever asked if they could teach
a 90 minute, 5 AM spin class in the gym?
Like, I don't know.
Honestly, I don't even mean this to be rude,
but I don't know if the ship's got the right kind
of insurance for like a bunch of nerds
doing cardiovascular exercise.
I guess.
Oh, I forgot to mention.
Yeah, Kate is, she wants me to talk about exclusive merch.
We will be doing up.
Part of it, it depends.
We have to see how reservations go and stuff like that
before we get the details completely ironed out,
but we will have at a minimum,
at least some cruise exclusive merch.
And depending on how the reservations go,
the merch could slide from like,
here's a cool shirt that you could only get on the ship
to doing some stuff that's got much more specificity
for each of the streamers that are involved with it
and stuff like that.
So that's one where you definitely got to be there
to get it for sure.
Okay, like for people that have reserved room on the ship.
Okay, she says that as more information gets nailed down,
you might be able to have a special link for people
to pre-order the merch if they have a reservation.
There you go.
There's 2,500 people in line.
That's a little, maybe that's a preview of what
it's going to be like on the ship.
Nah, there'll be different time slots and stuff like that.
But we're going to hustle, man.
I'm not going to lie to you.
We're going to hustle.
Because you might think, oh, once they're on the ship,
they're just going to hide.
but no man, because like the world doesn't end after the ship.
Once we get off the ship,
I don't want people in my chat for like the rest of my life
going, hey, we went on that fuck ass vacation
and you didn't even show up.
So we're gonna make sure that we do our best
to make it really, really, really fun.
So that instead people come back and go, yay,
that was so much fun.
And for the rest of our lives, we get reminded of how awesome that was,
instead of reminded of like when we fucked you, you know?
And then we could do another one, yeah, I don't know.
Let me just type to Daniel.
Good job, Daniel.
I think we did well.
smiley face. Now I can deal with this heartburn man. Got hit him with a couple
ha ha ha. Go good job. You want to pin the link in chat.
Probably a good idea. Can we pin a comment with information?
What do you think about people meeting their spouse on the cruise?
I'm not 100% responsible for absolutely everybody's behavior. That's what I'm going to
say. If you want to meet the love of your life on the Northern Lion Streamer cruise,
Don't let me stop you, man.
Bro, don't post my bio from the crew's website as if it's like a cognitive hazard against me.
I wrote the bio, man. I'm not saying the bio is awesome, but I just kind of, you know,
they asked me to whip something up, so I whipped it up.
Alright, that's crazy. Anyone have the link to our own cruise? Click Librarian's link.
Oh man, if it's going to do damage to me psychically, I'm just not going to do that.
But I'll take a look at what the URL looks like.
It is crazy that it leaked on the red at first.
How did that happen?
My prevailing wisdom is that because I went on vacation, people knew it was a crew.
So then they typed Northern Lion Cruise into Google to see like what was going on
Like oh, he's probably off on one of his cruises again, and then the website after it was published like went up
And they were like what the hell is this?
And then people were like he would never do this and we got to be like oh fuck
Do they know
God damn it.
I called the number and I was like damn AI is good now.
Bro, I mean, I recorded that Chris, that ain't Liar Bird.
I wonder if I can remember what I said, it's some shit like, you have now called, you have
We've called the Northern Lion Supercruise.
Unfortunately, all of our agents are busy with other sailors right now.
If you would just hang on the line, we will get to you as soon as we can.
Thanks so much.
Something like that.
Ahoy!
Yeah.
I called while you were gone to check if it was real and it was the only thing that
made me think maybe this is real.
Oh, it's real. It's real and it's beautiful man
What's the link again, I guess you guys can't type links
NL super cruise calm
Can you just put an S on an HTTP and like make it safe?
Is that how that works?
Is it like a condom?
If a web, I'm not suggesting the website isn't safe.
I'm just saying like, can you just put an S yourself as the person visiting it and protect yourself?
Pretty much, that's crazy.
How did you convince Squeaks?
Bro, Squeaks is excited.
I might go so far as to say Squeaks, I guess I shouldn't, it's unprofessional to say he's
the most excited, but while I was having like my crisis of faith that I was like, this is
the end of my professional life, Squeaks was like, it's going to be fun to be on a cruise
and and do fun shows and i was like he's so
he's so pure of heart
he's so it the purity of his soul is is a light that i needed in this dark world
and i'm gonna get like a couple coffee from my fridge
um... but we uh...
We need to wait for chat to slow down so I can play the dulls.
Can I tell you a story?
Is it a real story?
I swear to God it happened.
It was either Thursday or Friday.
Friday, we didn't have any time for banter.
Because anytime I tried to banter,
people told me to shut up and learn how to hold long A on dust
too.
But maybe Thursday night or Friday, Kay was like,
you got it, Ryan.
You got to get up here.
Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.
And she pointed up at our ceiling.
and there was a fucking wasp.
The bigger than any wasp I've ever seen in my entire life,
on our ceiling, and she went, that's the queen wasp.
Like we gotta get it,
because otherwise it's gonna make a hive in our house.
I don't know if it's called a hive or what,
if it's a wasp, but anyway.
So I ran down the stairs,
and it was literally like ash from Evil Dead.
Like I got the Dyson,
and then I plugged the Extendo Mag into the canister
and then I plugged the like thin nozzle
into the Extendo Mag, so it was like seven feet long
and I went ta ta ta ta ta ta, ran up the stairs,
ta ta ta ta ta ta, went like pointed it to the wasp
when like any last words sucked it up into the canister,
okay, dude was in the canister, he was dusty as fuck.
I know, I don't know if wasps can cough,
But the dude was in the canister going like, for sure.
Because the canister was empty, but it was still really dusty.
So I was like, OK, we got him.
I went outside, and I emptied the canister.
And I saw it go, and it flew away.
And I closed the door, and I wanted to get some good boy
points, right?
So I went, hey, Kate, check it out, mission accomplished.
We got the wasp taking care of.
And she went, OK, good job.
And I was like, huge, like plus 10 good boy points.
So I went to my garbage can to empty out
the rest of the canister.
And I looked down at the garbage can
and the fucking wasp was on my shirt, bro.
It was like on like my upper right chest,
like on my clavicle.
And I went, oh, shit.
So I walked out like incredibly slowly to the back door,
Opened the door took like three steps outside and then like rattled my shirt
So it flew away and then ran back in as fast as I could
It was so scary man
My cortisol was spiked bigly
But I was also like I can't lose those good boy points
Because if I had said that the wasp was taken care of and then it turns in so it turns out that I actually like
brought it into the part of our house where like our kids spends most of their time.
Hello sir, what? Apollo, it's true. We're doing a Northern Lion Super Cruise. I'm
sorry you had to find out this way. Dan's mom works at a company that arranges stuff
like this. And we've been in the back channel for quite some time with a little Ross and
Rachel. Will they or won't they? Don't say he's not invited. Apollo. Now that we, I mean,
this is 10 and a half months away. Okay. This is basically just kind of like the soft launch.
If you want to get involved, you want to meet Dan's mom,
be involved in the NL Super Cruise, let me know.
I would be happy to.
And this is not me saying kiss the ring.
This is me saying just let me know.
Because I also know, I want to invite you guys.
But I also know that a lot of you guys
don't want to travel right now, which is also fair.
But I still want to, please let me know.
I get seasick. Have you ever been on a real cruise Apollo?
We're not gonna slime you out. I promise we're not gonna slime you out.
Can you please stop asking if I was at the Shenyang Ballet on Saturday? Because
people are gonna think that I didn't answer it because I was there and I
don't want to say I was not at the Shen Yun performance China before
communism like the 3,000 years of history or whatever I wasn't there okay
you're gonna give me in trouble I don't know about all that stuff but I do know
that I was not there now are do the trailers look awesome I mean it looks
crazy there's like 500 people on stage or whatever but like no I have not I was
not there I can't get involved with all that stuff was you one controversial
announcement per day, okay? Sorry, Apollo, I didn't see your last message. Can you type it again?
I don't know if I could. The last time I was on a boat is the worst four hours of my life.
Was it, was it, then listen, I've had sea sickness in my life before. Was it like, what kind of boat
was it? Was it like a hundred person boat, five person boat, 2,000 person boat, et cetera, et
et cetera. Here's what I'll say. You can definitely get CSIC on a cruise ship, but in all the
cruises that I've been on, and I've been on so many that I don't want to tell you the
exact number, I've gotten CSIC one time, and it was from San Diego to Hawaii, which is
like the open Pacific Ocean, which was like snatching souls for thousands of years. Like
it's a mess out there. I'm not saying I don't want to sell you on the idea that you would
like not get seasick. They have seasick medications too. I've been sailed through the Caribbean
and I've been to Cozumel before. Like having sailed on that side, I never noticed that
being a problem on the on the big cruise ships and this is definitely a big cruise ship.
That being said, the other thing is, if you got to the first port and you went, I can't
handle this, you could just like, I don't know, you probably drive back.
You could probably Uber back from like Cozumel, Mexico to the Texas, right?
How far could that be?
It's like 12 hours.
I mean, they probably have an airport too. Yeah, exactly.
Please.
Librarian, be on your best behavior, please.
I said I was going to get a coffee. I'm going to get a coffee.
Thank you.
But yes, Apollo, let's talk.
Let's talk. We don't have to talk right now.
We got some time, but let's talk.
Thank you for your approaching with an open mind.
I can't tell if this will be better or worse than a normal cruise.
Here's what I would say.
There are times, so I'm going to say better, but I'm biased.
But there are times you'll be on a normal cruise and you'll look at the itinerary and you'll be like,
Well, okay, it's like 3 p.m. There's crafts 315. They're playing like bed knobs and broomsticks in the movie theater
330 is like, you know
They're gonna teach me how to like fold a napkin or something like that
So you kind of go I don't really know what to do. We're gonna we're gonna try to
Stuff it full as as best as we can we're gonna stuff it full of streamer related content
So that like hopefully you would not just be in your room being like there's nothing to do I
Want to be drained at the end of the cruise
Doesn't that make it worse than a normal cruise? It'll be worse for me. I'll be working man
You'll be hopefully better. Well, I mean it'd be really bad for you
If you did not know who the streamers were if you were just like a 70 year old person from
You know, like, Sarasota Springs or something like that,
you would probably be like, what's going on, man?
But if you're somebody who knows the streamers,
hopefully it would be a good time, man.
Anyway, I gotta do the dolls, man.
Is the crew is going to pick up Chibley?
We got to talk to Chibley too.
We got to see if Chibley might be interested.
We got to talk to everybody involved, man.
Everybody who makes this wonderful Twitch channel what it is.
But I haven't yet.
And can I tell you, Apollo, I don't know if you're still here.
One of the reasons I haven't told everyone that is not directly involved in the planning
process about it is because I didn't I thought it was like a huge potential aura loss to
just drop into the discord and then go hey guys by the way we're running a cruise so
like tomorrow I'm sure 10,000 people are going to ask you about it but I was worried that
Justin would be like hey slime yourself I would be like what don't tell me oh I can't
tank that aura loss right before I go live and announce it to like 10,000 people?
Nick, have you seen The Throne of Blood? The Throne of Blood might be the most
beautiful movie I've ever seen. It's a little bit Macbeth but he chill. Yo
Yojimbo is kind of crazy.
Yojimbo basically made the whole town murder each other,
and then he went to town, should be quiet now.
Hang on, there's one more thing to do.
Knock, knock, hey, mayor, open up.
Yeah, what is it?
Kill yourself.
The dude was fucking, he went crazy.
The fuck was Sanjuro's problem in Yojimbo, bro?
Anyway, you're still a bitch for giving Rasham on three and a half stars.
I want to change my Rasham on review and here's what the new review would say.
Poster looks like me wiping my ass after I folded the toilet paper eight times.
Row on the poster is getting cut up, man.
Anyway, three and a half or Rashomon?
Bro, I was eating my cinematic veggies, okay. Anyway, let's do some dolls, dude
Why are you talking weird today? I'm talking weird because I was nervous, but now we can actually like do some dolls
Oh shit, I went to my twitch page by accident. There we go
Hmm
One second here, yeah, take a glimpse.
There we go.
I did see the clip of the guy dressed as the Joker who smokes a huge dab and drinks like
four shots.
I don't know where I saw this, but somehow I did see this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
cracked out Uncle Two, I present Crossfaded.
Oh yeah, cracked out Uncle Two, I present Crossfaded Joker.
I was kind of Crossfaded last night.
I was on two different brands of Melatonin, bro.
Damn.
Most 40s message ever?
Well, I'm a little bit ahead of my time.
I'm only 37.
You guys know the Minecraft movies a year old?
Older than its average viewer at this point.
What am I saying?
Say in all sorts of stuff.
We're back with the dolls y'all. Is this a dang uh, is this a dang documentary?
Or is this just a, you know what this looks like? I said it looked like a documentary.
I know it's not this, but doesn't this look like uh, Wes Anderson is about to like,
this is Ben Stiller, young Ben Stiller in the Royal Tenenbombs, and it's gonna like zoom out and there's gonna be a hawk.
flying and it na na na na na na na hey Jude it's gonna be sorry can't remember is
it hey Jude in the Royal Tenant Bombs or is it wild horses or Ruby Tuesday I
can't maybe it's Ruby Tuesday I can't remember probably Alec Baldwin's best
role Mordecai ass anyway one second um this has been stiller though you know
This also kind of looks like in Spider-Man 3 when Spider-Man swings in and the lady goes, oh my god, it's Spider-Man
I don't know what you are heavyweight champ trains here daily
Rocky to in the first movie. He's not the champ Rocky
Rocky not Rocky for could be Rocky 3
It's Rocky 3 y'all
Come on, Rocky IV, what are you talking about?
2.2, get it in one, kind of crazy.
Rocky VII, Adrian's Revenge.
You know what's crazy?
And you've got to admire Sylvester Stallone for so many reasons.
But we're supposed to root against Ivan Drago for a couple of reasons.
One of the reasons is that he's from the Soviet Union and not the United States of America.
America. Another reason is that he killed Apollo Creed in the ring, but that was literally just like,
I don't even know what you call it, like reckless endangerment causing death. It's not really murder.
Like he just, he punched him and he died. But then the thing is, we're supposed to hate him
because there's that training montage where like he's punching the machine and Americans don't train
with machines. They punch meat and they run in the snowy Adirondacks and stuff like that.
He's punching the machine and the machine's going, oh, 17 gigapunches. And then they inject him with
like a clear liquid and they go, oh, 19 gigapunches or something like that. So we're supposed to hate
him because he's on steroids, but Bro Sylvester Stallone was on steroids when he made the movie.
That's so fucking crazy.
Like the dude was shooting up steroids and then going like, hey, then shooting with the
steroids so we know he's the bad guy.
Like this is so crazy.
Sly was on Roids, but Rocky was Natty.
Don't give me this Terry Bollia, Hulk Hogan, like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde stuff, okay?
Like that, you know what pisses me off is that I actually think that's an awesome argument.
I think it's kind of a great argument that Sylvester Stallone is on steroids but Rocky's
natty because we don't see him doing the drugs on the screen.
Wait, that's fucking crazy.
Anyway, that might be a good argument, man.
And Alice Sikes for the Cruise, but Ryan hates the idea.
You know what?
That's the other thing I like about the cruise is that it's also, it's also becoming an in-joke already, which I'm excited about.
Because now that it's out there and people can talk about it, it's like its own living thing.
Whereas like, when it was just in my head, I mean it, it, sometimes it took me to a better place, like Troll's band together, sometimes it took me to a darker place.
But now it's out there.
He says I'm 4296 in line, guys.
Could be worse.
You could be 6'7", 6'7".
Eddie Royal posted a career high 980 receiving yards.
How would anyone possibly know or care?
That's not even that many yards, honestly.
The Bulls drafted this power forward first overall in 1999.
He won Rookie of the Year.
They traded him after two seasons.
Kurt Nymphius.
It's not Kurt Nymphius.
Fred McGriff made his final All-Star team with his AL East
team.
Bro, Fred McGriff played for the Red Sox.
That's what I actually know.
Oh, really?
You play for the Yankees?
The Rays?
Oh my God.
Bowling Green is the third most popular city
in this US state.
Oh, they're gonna know my letterbox password is Kentucky.
This is Amy Schumer and Bill Hader.
We should do this on the cruise, man.
That's...
Cruise segment where everyone in the audience
makes their own celebrity mashup, and then one by one,
they show me the picture on stage,
and I'm like, like Captain Neurodivergent,
I go, mm, that's Kevin Costner and Megan Malaylee.
Nice try, nice try, I've seen Kevin Malaylee before,
nice try, okay, who's next?
That could be funny.
That could be a good, when you go in,
there's a piece of paper, a box of glue sticks,
And then a bunch of like cut out pictures of celebrities,
eyeballs, and heads.
Could be a good time.
Featured on the packaging since 1967,
Julius is the first name of the mascot of this shit brand.
Hostess.
I thought one of those little freaks,
one of those little devil freaks on Hostess.
Pringles, Julius Pringles, okay.
Inspired by a 2010 film, Nev Shulman was one of the lead presenters on this reality-based
documentary television.
So this is Catfish, Catfish the TV show.
Gene Hackman had the lead role in this 1986 sports drama that's called Who's Yours.
This country singer had hits with I Hope You Dance and I May Hate Myself in the Morning.
Oh, that's Jody Messina, come on.
Oh, no, it's Lee and Womack!
Oh, no!
No!
A trapdoor opens up on the cruise
and I'm dropped into the Gulf of Mexico.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
No, man, no, no, no, no.
Then I appear at the back of the fucking theater.
I appear at the back of the theater
and you go, what the fuck?
That's right, some other dude got dropped
into the Gulf of Mexico.
My ass is the one at the back of the theater.
That's right.
Imagine, man.
Imagine.
We should do the prestige on the cruise.
He wins the 50-50 every time.
That's the thing.
A lot of people look at the prestige and they say,
oh, Hugh Jackman's ambition got the better of him.
Now he dies on stage every night.
You don't know that.
Odds are, yeah, odds are.
Well, he probably gets some fucking good streaks, but there's some times where he's like, damn,
I've won the 50-50 like four times in a row.
Let's go, man.
He never wins the 50-50.
That's not how it works.
Somebody's got to win the 50-50.
I don't know if you've seen the movie, but if someone loses the 50-50, the other guy
one. I guess who the other guy is. It's him.
Magic Wand.
Rabbit. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. It's way to second here.
Shit associated with the movies. This is a movie theater as a box office a ticket line a marquee and a velvet rope
Ted lasso Tony soprano house these are
Eponymous TV shows
TV show title surnames. That's what I said, bro. We still got Magic Wand and Rabbit, huh?
He has Magic Wand, Cape, Pankerchief, and Rabbit. That's like a magician's tools.
Pen, baseball player, mushroom, camera lens. I got no idea, man. They have caps.
They have caps. How'd you roll? Not that kind of magic wand or rabbit. I know I was looking
for the rose and then what else they got? I guess the Sibian. I was looking for magic
go on rabbit Rose Sibion and then I would have been like things that make you
come I guess things that make you the penetrator I don't know that one what
does that one do is that George Clooney's chair from burn after reading
then rewatching Frazier that shoot is so good okay can you settle a debate for
me who's the bad guy toss salads or scrambled eggs
Because baby, I seem a bit confused, but whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.
You say, you got me pegged.
Ha!
Give me translate.
I was going to say translate is probably the most searched thing in the world.
Much more than Bigfoot.
Is a fire stick real?
Is it a safe place to admit I have no idea what a fire stick or a...
A Roku stick actually does like how can you plug something into your TV that like gives it channels?
That doesn't make any sense to me
It makes a dumb TV smart like Frankenstein type shit. It's alive
I'm saying this as a guy who has like I think I might have five
Amazon fire tablets because for champions of fire one they were just kind of
given to us. They were like and I mean you saw this is not a flex because you
saw how if you've been around a long time you saw how those beasts performed on the
stage. They would get real hot especially in the second Champions of Fire when
you were playing though that Sonic the Hedgehog subway surfers game those
tablets would get hot as fuck man. They would get so hot and they would have to
Every once in a while they'd crash and they'd have to call a guy out and he would like cool it down. Oh
I think it's gonna be fire stick though
Well, who would have thought an exact tie?
Let's go I'm sure people really nobody's even curious to know like I thought people would be googling like is there still a blockbuster
Is the lack the last blockbuster still open?
Well, it's gotta be Stevie Wonder
No shah bro. Well okay obviously in this case central C must have a song that's
better than isn't she lovely. So what's central C's isn't she lovely. He must have
a song that's like they can feel it all over they can feel it all over.
He's got some shit with those you can so excuse me wonder probably does too man, maybe
Probably gonna be how is moving castle sir Duke to
Duke to a
13 assassins versus new police story
Takashi Mika he's been making waves. I think it's a good chance. This is higher
Bra, brave the deep, find the gold, trust no one.
I'm going 13 assassins just because I don't know what this is.
But normally there's a heuristic in this game which is old movie that you've never heard of,
must be good, otherwise they wouldn't have pulled it.
So this might not be old because I did, I see Chad saying that's Jude Law.
In my head I did want to be like, is that Jude Law?
But then I realized if you take Jude Law's like head away and leave the face. He just kind of looks like a
God, I'm not saying he's not handsome, but he just looks like a guy. I
Know guys who look like this. I
Could say I could see that being Anthony star aka homelander
It's got to be it's got to be this man. It's not that I still believe that you will be here. So give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
He's a pretty guy yeah, not in a bad way these just the
He's a good looking guy.
Kirkland signature premium sliced bacon, four times one pound.
Can I just say something?
There's got to be a better way to pack the bacon, man.
I know that maybe it's one of those things where it's like, be careful what you wish
for.
like it's so slimy in there there has to be can they not put like a little piece
of paper or something in between a few of the slices like as soon as you open
it up it's like I guess it is meat I'm kind of asking for like hey can I eat
the flesh of an animal without ever being forced to reconcile with how grotesque
this act is like you know what that's it the fuck me that's a good point slime on
me slime on me right now yeah I deserve to get slimed out for that take
that's a good point I can't be mad about that
you put the bacon in the Tupperware when you're done with it now man I cook
the whole pound at once and then I eat like six slices while I'm waiting for
the last few batches to cook you have to eat like at least half of the pack while
you're cooking it. Bacon's pretty cheap. Four pounds of bacon. I can't imagine
this is more than 10.99. Oh shit, bacon's expensive as fuck, man. What the fuck? It's
$18 even. It's 18.49. 18. 18.49. How does a ragtag bulk batch pork bacon decorated
congressman. You know what I'm saying? Lin-Manuel Miranda will be on the cruise as well. He'll
be doing a live performance of Hamilton on the cruise. He'll be doing a one-man show
of Hamilton. He'll be playing every single part. Don't lie. Oh no, they're canceling their
reservations. I'll be doing it. I'll be doing it. I'll be doing it.
You had me until Lin-Manuel, big Miranda fan, actually I always like Miranda, I like
Miranda the most, I don't care if this is controversial, by the way this is not a misogynist
take, this is actually a fucking, what's the opposite of misogynist, I'm being sogynist
right now, like pro women.
Miranda, least annoying person.
By the way, stop saying Miss Andrest.
The opposite of hating women is not hating men.
It's loving all of God's creatures equally.
But Miranda, least annoying for sure.
Charlotte is a fucking snake.
At like age 16, I was like, maybe Charlotte's my favorite.
No, bro, Charlotte's a snake.
She makes her boyfriend get circumcised
then dumps him. That's a positively Madonna act, man. Why? She doesn't like the way it looks.
She thinks it looks weird, so she made him get circumcised, and then like a couple months later
they'd bro, they'd break up. You're not supposed to look at it. I don't like the way it looks either,
and I am circumcised. Just get over it. He dumps her. Oh, whatever. She knows what she did.
Anyway, circumcised guy dumps her because his new penis is giving him aura.
That can't be real.
I think Carrie's the least annoying.
Bro, Carrie, she's a gossip.
I get that she's a writer.
That's probably your argument, is that, oh, she's a professional writer.
I don't want to hang out with Carrie.
You'd be telling her some shit like, don't tell anybody.
All of a sudden you open up like Glamour Magazine or something.
Guess what?
dirty laundry being aired the fuck out and all of a sudden I'm getting slimed no
thank you man and then Samantha I don't know like it's good that she's like
sexually liberating but like can you get another hot I'm not saying stop fucking
all the people you're fucking but can you talk about can we just talk about it
like you know food we order an appetizer first yeah she is a little
exhausting just cost just a one note like no nuance to the character at all man
anyway I was gonna put Florida man it's not Dominica how crazy would it be of
Mexico meant to be. It's probably Uruguay. It's probably the Ivory Coast, or Togo, oh
Shit
Ghana
Molly
Equatorial Guinea oh
Um, you knew and then this is real. Did you mean Guatemala? Oh, it's adjacent. Okay, so it's just are you Senegal?
You are, uh, uh, I was gonna say Ghana again.
Cameroon? No. Cameroon.
Oh.
Sierra Leone. Liberia.
what's your name?
Rikinofaso?
Oh!
Oh, no.
No.
I don't know. I don't know. I'm so sad. I don't know. What is it?
That hurts. Smoked? We don't say smoked anymore. We say slimed. I'm buying early on slimed.
I, Kate, where did we eat this weekend? I had a distinct, I've been saying this for a long time.
time. But I wish that there was a food stock market where you could like, like basically
a cow sheaf or food trends, because I'm so convinced that I have a food trend that's
going to pop off. If only I could remember what it was, not that I don't want to buy
like a like a ton of onions. I just mean like, I want to place a bet that's like, I bet that,
You know, Hickamah is going to hit this year or something like that.
But something we ate this weekend, I was like, this is going to pop.
It's like we're getting in early on something and I can't remember what it was.
I wasn't really getting in early.
I was just buying it or like eating it, but it's not Ube.
But who knows, he's having a moment.
Hot dogs are back.
It's not protein fiber yet.
I mean, I have a big position in fiber right now,
and it has a big position in me.
Wasn't ramen.
Shout out to the dude that I met outside of Ramen Dombo
yesterday.
I forgot to ask you your name.
We were wearing a Magdalena Bay shirt,
and I said nice shirt, and he said thank you.
He also recognized me.
I wasn't just going around saying nice shirt to people, but it wasn't nice shirt
You listen to mag bay no, but I know that many of my fans do so I said nice shirt. I bet I stole your clout basically I
Don't know if I've ever heard a Magdalena bass on I
Could though
Long-ass dolls, man. Don't get me wrong.
Oh, shit. I'm literally stupid, man, because, like, this...
Like, how is this not easy? Shouldn't this be the easiest thing in the world?
What am I gonna type that makes it look like I'm not stupid here? I guess I'm gonna roll the dice
No, man, I'm not gonna say that that's stupid
Nah, man, that's good. You're gonna be so far off if you're off. You know, don't give me good bond on that
No, I should go back give me a rack on that
And then I could be like what why would you guess that that's so far away?
Let her rip.
To the east of Singapore.
You're like Brunei, man.
Oh, shit!
Okay, okay, okay.
Does look a little bit like Michigan.
Come get...
Oh, fuck!
I forgot!
a little bit like, stop saying he looks like Yojimbo by the way.
I'm becoming a very guy who's seen three Kurosawa movies.
The samurai's not called Yojimbo.
He's called Sanjuro.
He's called a 30 year old Mulberry Field,
even though he's getting closer to 40.
You wouldn't get it, man.
Can I tell you something insane but 100% honest?
I literally looked at this and said June 18th, 2021 and I said what the fuck that hasn't
happened yet.
I said that's the future.
How am I supposed to know what movies are going to be number one at the box office when
that shit hasn't even happened yet?
Ryan's Gate had a movie open to less money
than it had made up to that point.
Starring Ryan Reynolds, 2021 with a like a not,
I mean, this is COVID,
so I guess this could be the biggest movie of the year.
It's an actual, oh, it's the Hitman's bodyguards wife,
Hitman's wife's bodyguard or whatever.
It's kind of getting the Delta variant of COVID
to go see the Hitman's wife's bodyguard in theaters.
so crazy. That's that ain't worth it, man. You could just stay home and get the Delta
variant like the rest of us did, okay? You ain't got to go out for all that. Actually,
it was catching you just like ambiently through ventilation systems and stuff like that. If
If I remember correctly, it's crazy because it hasn't happened yet, but anyway.
Paramount pictures.
This must be, could this be Top Gun Maverick?
Nope.
Could this be a quiet place too?
Yep, that makes sense.
Can I tell you how I know that a quiet place too is Paramount?
in my head, I only think of Paramount as the top gun studio because they used to sponsor
Canada's Wonderland in Vaughan, Ontario.
And I said, John Krasinski seems like a type of guy that would be able to pitch Paramount.
Like, I could picture him going into the Paramount offices for his meeting with like a tight
beard with just the absolutely tasteful amount of gray in it.
one of those weighted vests with like a military flag on it and being like here's what we're going
to do. I could totally see that. Rip to Top Gun at Paramount Canada's Wonderland. Anyone go to
Canada's Wonderland when it was still, it had the Flintstones area? Anyone ever ride Behemoth and
Leviathan in one day because you were on a date with the woman who you would eventually marry
and you didn't want to tank aura loss by being like I'm too scared to ride which were at the time
the sixth and seventh tallest roller coasters in the world.
Yeah it looks yeah it looks like fun. Yeah oh wow that looks so fun to be uh put in a chair
with no other support really and then kind of like pulled 300 meters into the air and
then dropped at like an 81 degree angle or something like that. That looks like that
looks like the sort of thing that is fun, man.
Was Kate pretending or is she into it? Kate genuinely, I'm jealous. She actually like loves
roller coasters. I have to trick myself. Why is it that people who don't like roller coasters,
such as myself, for us, we don't get the luxury of just having fun at a scary amusement park.
For us, it's always got to be personal growth. It's the same thing with dancing. You're like,
Oh, you don't have fun dancing?
Well, I got an idea.
Let's put like a ton of pressure on you and make it about like reforming your whole fucking psyche.
Instead of just like being at a party and letting loose.
What if you completely changed the type of person you were instead like this?
It's so fucked up, man.
The neurotypicals don't get it, man.
They don't get it.
Kate, you okay?
She was saying she wasn't nervous about the announcement but how it's going she
wants to throw up that bad huh? The queue line's going crazy. No man both of the
people in the queue line. If you're the two people in the queue line stop beefing
with each other okay there's enough room I see you cares enough room for
everybody.
Are you, can't, wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on, are you saying we're going to need a bigger
boat?
Are you, are you, are you quoting Shaw from Jaws?
Are you saying we're going to need a bigger boat?
I've always wanted to say that.
Columbia Pictures starring James Corden in 2021.
Oh, it's Peter Rabbit 2, The Runaway, Warner Brothers.
You think Rose Byrne took anything from her performance
on Peter Rabbit 2 that enabled her to steal the show?
And if I had legs, I'd kick you?
Warner Brothers starring Vera Farmiga. I had a feeling it would be one of these. Now let's
take Insidious before we find out that it's the Conjuring. It's not Insidious.
It's the Conjuring the devil made me do it. Yes! Yes!
Walt Disney. Who'll be starring Emma Stone? It's Cruella.
I don't be honest. I've been on a lot of Disney Cruises. I don't think you're ever gonna get me to see Cruella
Can we talk about this was like I don't I'm not trying to flex
We're really 93rd percentile on this one like everybody playing this game was alive when this happened
So like what what kind of rogues gallery were we competing with man?
Nobody saw this, Drek? I haven't seen any of these movies, man. I haven't seen a single
one of these movies. You're not typical? You can't say that. That's never been proven.
Lee, how often we get to say, we get to do the Chris Tucker stem like three times a week man,
how does that happen? I've never heard of this movie outside of the dulls, but Lee keeps popping up.
Is this, that's Kate Winslet.
100%. Where are we going here? Let me think about this for just a brief moment. I probably
go Clifton Collins Jr. to like, no, I got him confused with, who's the guy I get Clifton
Collins confused with? And don't say Rob Schneider. I, Cliff Curtis, I got him confused
with Cliff Curtis, that's my bad y'all. We want to go to the Pacific Rim. From Pacific
Rim to, well I might think about it for a second. Let me think about, this guy, forgot
about this fellow man. Damn, there's a cast of characters in this. I'm kind of just scrolling
to be honest. I'm trying to get to Frances McDormand, which is crazy because if you look
at her filmography, she's really like more Frances McDickey active, especially in Pearl
Brothers stuff. I say Pearl Brothers, I mean, Coen Brothers. Maybe Ron Perlman's been in
some Coen brothers stuff it's got a certain Coen look to him any chance Sam
Neal's in this George Clooney's in it okay George Clooney George Clooney
Macaulay Culkin okay I'm not even fucking with you so the bit was he looks
like George Clooney he looks like Macaulay Culkin I was gonna say Jonathan
Lipnicki the kid from Jerry Maguire but that fucking is Jonathan Lipnicki the
kid from Jerry Maguire man that's the kid who said the human head weighs 10
10 pounds. That's insane. So we take that to, that looks good, man. That looks real solid.
We take that to Jerry Maguire. And then Francis McDormand's got to be in a Tom Cruise joint.
Or maybe you could just go like Jerry O'Connell, who's in Jerry Maguire. And you take that
Tomcats which is an all-time classic and you got lots of lots of individuals in
this movie maybe Shannon Elizabeth to like an American pie to a Chris Klein
to election, to Matthew Broderick, to Tower Heist, to Ben Stiller, to it's gonna be one of those days.
Just letting you know it's gonna be one of those days. To Casey Affleck, to Oceans 11,
to George Clooney, to Burn After Reading. Okay, now we're gonna get a purple split on the on the
the post swanky turn here on the chicane we have to get to Kate Winslet's Kate
Winslet through nightmare alley Kate Winslet she's been in a lot of movies
bro she's been in Titanic she's been in contagion
She's been in eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
She's been in something with Mary Steenburgen who's in Stepbrothers probably.
Kate Winslet. Gotta think about Jim Carrey ever do anything with John C. Reilly.
That seems like, I mean, they, no, they couldn't do it. It would be too funny.
Shira Piven is in this.
Crack a smile, man. Can we just sit?
Just crack a smile, man. You're a comedy director.
Can we just...
It ain't that serious, man. Like, I get it, but like...
Probably go fill the mar.
Pulp Fiction.
Yes, my goat of hanging out in the gym at 3 a.m. and taking photos with fans.
Kate Winslet, man. Kate Winslet's been in some stuff.
Eric Stoltz, of course, is from old school. No, he's not. I'm thinking of Craig Kilbourne.
Now I'm in Memorial, letters from American soldiers.
Let's get out of there via like Amadeus.
This might be a new record, man.
Let's not take Jeffrey Jones out.
Let's, well, phrasing maybe, but let's take F Murray, Abraham, whoa, dude, we can get
back to David Strythair.
In case we're trying to get to Kate Winslet, this is the time where we just start scrolling
through movies and going, hey, maybe Kate Winslet is in this.
This has every actor in it.
You could find Leonardo DiCaprio,
or you could find Kathy Bates,
or you could find Billy Zane.
Billy Zane, who is in Zoolander.
So all we have to do is get to Zoolander via Michael Sarah.
Michael Sarah, the Barbie, to Will Ferrell,
to Zoolander, to Billy Zane, to Titanic, to Cade Winslet, to Lee.
5 minutes 30. That felt like, honestly, like 20 minutes.
You passed up on Ben Stiller, round four? Round four, we hadn't gotten the swanky yet, bro.
We hadn't gotten the swanky by round four. So what do you want me to do about that?
Please know Puck Doku today. Sorry, Bro. Do you know the Canucks won two games in a row
this weekend for the first time since like, I think it was like November or something
like that? The NHL season is almost over. So every year there's 82 games in the regular
season. Every team plays 82 games. You play 41 at home. The
Canucks are going to finish the season with less than 10 home
victories, which means if you paid hundreds of dollars to see
the Vancouver Canucks play in their home stadium, as of right
now, they're like eight wins in 40 games. So there's like a one in
five chance that you saw the home team win, which is absolutely
insane. There's also I think that we are like we're 30 second in the NHL and I
think we are the like the 31st team is closer to making the playoffs than they
are to being as bad as we are. Which is kind of unbelievable. What bandwagon are
you on? This isn't fair because they're both they're both East teams but I'm
I'm team Sabres and team Habs.
Habs are my number two and I grew up rooting for the Habs
before I moved to BC.
And this is really like a once in a lifetime
Montreal Canadians team because they actually have
like young, exciting players who they've developed themselves
instead of the team hobbling into the playoffs
as like a seven seed with a free agent making
like $9 million that they've signed.
So the Habs are like, they're a unicorn right now.
When the Sabres, they're the Canucks of the East,
came into the league in the same year,
same degree of curseness.
Also, I really hope that
the Minnesota Wild Loos for straight games
and get eliminated from the playoffs.
And Quinn Hughes cries,
he literally cries on stage or on the ice.
And it would be funny because maybe his crying face is like happy because his happy face
is like he looks like someone just told him like he flunked the most important class of
his degree.
But like whatever his whatever when he cried he looked like really happy.
He was like, hey, he could be fun.
Anyway, Vancouver Canucks played in the 2010 Olympics.
Sorry, y'all.
I like him though.
I like Ryan Miller
Even he's got a little Jason Schwartzman they ever make a Ryan Miller
Biographical film they said have Jason Jason Schwartzman play him
and
Then who the hell that we took we took J. Beagle from the capitals for some reason there is really no need for that and
Then who we get from the damn predators man
besides besides Jake Vartanen
really got up. Oh, man, you got, well, it's not funny, but I think he's playing in Slovakia
now. Must have had somebody from the national predators at some point. I feel like is there
a chance that they had UC Okanen playing for them as something, never mind. I don't know,
bro. I've decided who gives a shit. We'll probably put Ryan Miller here, played in the
2010 Olympics has also played for the Sabres.
I got to assume that Chris Drury was on that US team.
You look like Bill Pullman, bro.
Bro, you look like Bill Pullman.
You wouldn't know what if you just from looking at this.
This dude was fast as fuck, man.
He was like 86 overall in ESPN NHL Hockey 2K6,
but he had like a 98 speed stat.
He was crazy.
And then Sharks played in the 2010 Olympics.
I mean, let's go with the goat, man.
Joe Thornton, he doesn't look right.
Doesn't look right with no beard these days.
Anyone else watch the worst American sports team
of all time video, Canucks got top 20?
That isn't that bad, but it's really bad
when you consider they're not even American.
So like, I guess to have made the list,
despite not meeting the criteria,
is to be damned with faint praise.
20 seems about right.
We're not the most cursed sports franchise,
but we're certainly in the running.
Like in the NHL, we're in the running for most cursed.
Buffalo's probably a little bit more cursed
because they literally won the Stanley Cup,
but they lost because of a rule.
Um, and they've been bad for like 15 years straight.
Whereas we've only been bad for like 15 years on and off.
I feel like baseball has to have more curse teams just because it's
so much harder to make the playoffs.
Blue jackets.
I mean, the blue jackets, they haven't been, I guess they've
been around for like 26 years or something like that.
But like, it is insane.
I remember it took them like 10 years to make the playoffs for the
first time and then they just got swept but they were still like this was awesome we made the play
and I couldn't lie
Leafs are more cursed yes I mean I would I would do the thing because it's like
half the Leafs won the Stanley Cup yes but literally the Canucks Stanley Cup drought is less
because our team didn't exist until three years after the last time they won the Stanley Cup
but also you have to take into account how they've met their fate.
Like literally for the last 10 years, they should have been competing for the Stanley Cup
and they got ousted, they got slimed out in like the funniest way every single year.
But I have to be careful because this is a fucked up year for the draft lottery.
Sorry for anybody who doesn't give a fuck about hockey, which is like almost everyone, but
like normally the draft lottery is like 15 shitty teams.
this year the draft lottery is like hey what if the team that won the last two
Stanley Cups won the draft lottery that's fucking stupid if if the Leafs
or the Panthers or
trying to think about who else but I mean there's the list of who I would not
be upset to see it is kind of like shorter like I don't know Chicago
shouldn't get it man you already won the Badaard lottery you you don't
don't get this one. If the Rangers won, that would be fucked up too for sure. Columbus?
I mean, why is nobody saying Vancouver? I think it's obviously, oh, I want Vancouver
to win it and we have the best odds, but the odds are still like 25%. But like if not Vancouver,
I think Calgary is legit ass. I hate to say it because like they're supposed to be our
arrival but like they were not like hey the season's going off the rails let's
tank even though we're good they're just as shitty as we are basically so if they
win it's not like they like did anything untowards but then like also feel
like Seattle Seattle doesn't have like the whole team is made of like second
and third liners they need a star man I wouldn't be upset to see Seattle win
Give us some help to Jordan Eberle.
Anyway, Matt Damon, double-letter word entitled, 1990 to 2009, 2010 to 2026.
You know me, bro.
I love to play the adjustment bureau.
When a Matt Damon movie from 2010 to 2026 is the vibe, the adjustment bureau is the move.
And then 1990 to 2009, 1999, 2009, any chance we just run some shit like the informants.
But that's scaring me because that could be 2010, nah man, that's not 2010.
And then a double letter word in title for Matt Damon.
Let me think about this shit for a damn second.
Obviously there's good wood hunting.
He literally, can I say something?
He literally looks hotter here than he does here.
Because this isn't a real guy.
Like what is this guy?
This guy is not a real, this is like a, this is just a suit, the suits wear, and this is
a real guy with like, strengths and weaknesses and dreams and like, you know, foibles and
something else, you with hair, exactly, so he's a real guy, man.
Matt Damon, he's been in some shit.
He's in Euro trip.
Remember that?
Scotty doesn't know.
Remember that, got to be the highest form of communication.
It's in the town that Mr. Ripley, he's in Rounders, he's in Goodwill Hunting, he's
in, he's in Dogma, he's in Interstellar, but that's going to have a lot of votes.
He's in Sarah Silverman in that famous Jimmy Kimmel clip that took the world by storm in,
I'm going to say 2007.
I know for a fact it was 2007.
I could put myself right back, right back.
I'm going to say Goodwill Hunting.
It might have 40%, but I'm going to say it, 3-3-3, repeating of course.
The Great Wall would have been so good.
I forgot about the Great Wall.
letter word entitled yeah how Stella got her groove back that's a given bro I
gotta see that again um I don't honestly I went to the video store with my mom
must have been like 1998 she rented this and then we watched it together she
must have been going through some shit like her and my dad are still together
they have a great relationship as far as I know but there must have been a cup
or something if when I was 10 years old she's like I'm gonna watch how Stella
got her groove back. I didn't really understand it back then, but now I'm like, yeah. Okay, what was
going on? Anyway, it could just be a good movie too. 1999, 2009, Angela Bassett, that's the score.
I play the same three movies every single time they give us Angela Bassett. I'm never going to
change, man. Next one, Wakanda forever. This is the Angela Bassett starter pack for me.
People forget about the score, she's in that. Ray Fiennes double letter word entitled 1990 to 2009,
2010. Okay, so we always play for Ray Fiennes, we always play the constant gardener,
Which I have seen. You know what's fucked up is these are actually I've got a grid full of movies
I've seen except the only movie here I haven't seen is Wakanda Forever. That's crazy. 2010 to
2026 with Ray Fiennes.
Conclave.
Um, he's in Conclave.
He's in the, the, the 28 years later films.
Let's play not bone temple.
And we'll farm that 4% and then double letter word in title.
Double letter word in title.
Bro, wait, wait, I gotta check some judge
The dark doll it can't it has to be in one word all otherwise the English patient would be so good
The English patient would fucking slay here, bro
Whatever I was gonna type interstellar what the hell else are you in every Harry Potter?
The menu in brooch conclave
You're in a bunch of shit man.
Sorry guys, I don't endorse it by the way, 28% because I picked the one on the top of
the fucking list, man.
Fuck you.
You are the man now dog. Remember dog confession of a dangerous
I've seen that three times Matt Damon's in that
Patient has two T's
Bro
Has the same letter repeated consecutively in one word not come on now you got a
You're gonna get slimed out on the jewel of the seas man get him banned uh-uh I ain't the one
I feel like slimed has an obvious like you got turned into goo slimed out is different
slimed out is a total it's a
Like I don't I don't know if I love the connotation of slimed out
F11, by the way.
Roller.
A noun meaning a revolving cylinder over or on which something is moved.
This is why dictionaries should have pictures.
You don't need to explain, like, what a roller is.
Just put a picture.
Using the word.
There's some situations where words are not appropriate.
Stared.
A verb meaning to look fixedly often with
indicate, a verb meaning to point out or point to
Indicates as Latin, arising from Indicates
provides in with decares meaning to proclaim or dedicate
Indicate, a verb meaning to point out or point to
If my wife was like a stoner or whatever
quashed, a verb meaning to suppress or extend
A noun meaning a child in the front.
Enmity.
A noun meaning positive a-
Myopic.
A adjective meaning-
Okay, nerdcore hip-hop rhyming words, man.
Gah.
A noun meaning the loose outer garment worn in public by citizens of ancient Rome.
Also-
Tolga, toga.
Commendier.
A verb meaning to compel to prefer-
A front.
A front. A verb meaning to insult a s-
Hortatory. Adjective meaning hortitive, exhortatory. Hortatory. Adjective meaning hortitive, exhortatory.
Exhortatory.
Oh, really?
Durham. A noun meaning shorthorn. Durham. A noun meaning shorthorn.
Durham.
Oh, good start.
Adjutant. A noun meaning a staph-
The fact that adjutant is a noun is fucked up.
Quaraless. Adjective meaning habitually complaining.
Quaralos comes from Middle English.
Okay, I know I spelled it wrong.
Impecunius is really good.
Quaraless. Constantly complaining.
You quaraless so-and-so.
Quaraless. I like that.
Plumage. A noun meaning the feathers of a bird.
but quarrel, quarrel-less.
I find your behavior quarrel-less and petulant.
I'm gonna try to download that one.
How can we have this many fucking dolls, man?
It just doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense that this is what I do.
You know, it's actually, I've made myself into a more embarrassing streamer than a streamer
who just plays video games.
So I used to tell people, I stream video games, and they would go, what games?
And then I would say, like, have you ever heard of The Binding of Isaac?
And they would say, no.
And then that was the end of the conversation.
But now they go, what kind of stuff do you stream?
And I go, you know, those New York Times daily games?
And they go, like the mini crossword that takes 15 seconds.
And I go, yeah, I do that for like two hours every single day.
And they're like, people watch that?
And I'm like, yeah.
Yeah, I know.
It's very strange.
I guess it was already hard because they would be like,
you must be good at games.
And I would be like, here's where you're wrong, buddy.
This looks like it's from Italy.
There's Parmesan cheese.
Manestra de Sisi.
Sure, man.
Onions, carrots, bell peppers, tomatoes, eggplant, zucchini, potatoes, green.
This is like your average Hello Fresh recipe.
Is this like a ratatouille or something?
Parsley, dill, olive oil, bay leaves.
Okay, I'm not saying it's bad.
It's just a bunch of stewed vegetables, which is fine.
It's like it's a chili, bro. I don't know. I'm gonna say Spain could be making food
that is nice and colorful like this. I'm gonna say Italy.
You betch. I'm gonna say Croatia, Southeast of Italy. I'm gonna say Romania.
Correct. Germany. Yeah, it's stew. I'd yum it. Arrow root powder. A soothing
beverage made from the powdered root of the arrow root plant? Tunisia? I have no idea where
they're drinking arrow root man. Sweden? Okay, it's called arrow root tea, which to me means
it's australia because it's in english what the fuck it's cold everywhere
japan
So boy, yeah, apparently it's every Asian country.
My bad, y'all.
That's your wife's country?
Okay, do you...
What is arrow root tea in Korean?
I don't know.
No clue, bro.
Yeah, they're not drinking this shit.
They're mostly drinking...
Smockily.
Makgeolli, which is tasty to be honest
You guys drinking the yeast from the bottom of the Makgeolli bottle
If not pass it over, bro. Well, I don't drink anymore, but like back in the day whoo
Makgeolli and a hey Mopadjan could be the fucking vibe man could be the vibe
We'll get it going on the cruise
Hey, Moopajun.
Gonna level with you. This breakfast wrap looks good as fuck.
Steak sandwich versus
hot dog. Hot dog, hot dog, hot doody dog.
We'll take onion rings and fries.
Okay, Caligula.
Fish and chips versus the hockey-porkey bowl.
We got to figure out what caused England to become this and inoculate the rest of the world.
Hockey-porkey bowl with barbecue pulled pork, chips, cheese sauce, and crispy onions.
It's probably the Napoleonic Wars.
wars. Okay, it's funny to think about them eating this shit after like the battle of
Waterloo or whatever. I don't know that shit about them, that much shit about the Napoleonic
Wars. Duke of Wellington was doing some shit back then for sure, man. Horatio Nelson.
The fish and chips look pretty good, but still, two pork belly sandwiches with four
egg rolls and chips. This is the type of shit Dan Chatter orders on a first date, man.
Ah, whatever. It's pretty good. 32%. I guess it is 42 pounds 50. That is crazy.
Loaded fries, where it appears mostly they just put the toppings on top of a piece of paper
or bad hot dog. Okay, the loaded fries are not 75%. That's insane. But chicken for the people
from chicken George JNR doesn't that mean like don't bring me back to life if
my heart stops versus a strawberry bubblewaffle that's hard to say but to be
honest does look good as fuck man are you serious a scone in a hot drink chicken
gyros and chips with jam and cream nope this is literally just like at somebody's
dorm room or something, man. Give me the gyro. That being 47% is insane though. That looks
good. That looks like a vibe. So I would take the salted herring sandwich. I love a fishy
fish. When you get into your 30s, you get a little bit older, but you start to come
to terms with like who you are. You know what? I've become the type of motherfucker that when
I eat sushi, I would trade my tuna for horse mackerel, man.
If you got a piece of horse mackerel and you don't like it because it tastes like fish,
which is the thing that we're eating, I would happily give you my tuna and take the horse
mackerel, man.
Especially because sometimes the horse mackerel, they give it the subway gouge cut and then
they put some pickles or something in the seam that they created.
Absolutely, man.
I'd happily take that trade.
Not performative.
I've done it.
Kate, tell them it's not performative.
Tell them I've said, I'll take your mackerel
and give you my tuna.
I still think this way.
Oh, OK.
Good.
We got some real eaters out here.
Jerk chicken loaded fries versus pork Wellington.
Pork Wellington obviously looks horrible.
Like, they dressed the plate nicely,
but something went wrong in the cooking process.
That the, what is it?
The mushroom duck cell has not affixed itself properly
to the puff pastry on the outside.
I'll say it, bro.
I mean, price not was that, this actually looks,
first I was like, this is sad.
Then I took a closer look with my heart open.
This actually looks good as fuck.
The bread looks real this looks more like clip art like if I wanted a hot dog emoji
I would want this but this looks good as fuck by the way
I don't want to make you feel bad if you're American
But did you know Costco Canada you can still choose for your buck 49 hot dog combo
You can still choose between a hot dog and a Polish sausage
We still have the choice up here
Polish every time, of course, so I mean, I'll take the hotdog, but I'd rather take a Polish.
This is going to win though, because if people, they eat with their eyes, never mind.
I'm getting fucked up today, I'm getting slimed, man.
Four sausage hotdogs, are you insane?
We're making good progress.
Aided by, I know this, added by Jimmy Carter, removed by Reagan, partially reinstalled by
George W. Bush and expanded by Obama.
That's a brief history of what objects are the White House solar panels, bro.
All you need to know about Ronald Reagan, probably the most noteworthy thing about his presidency.
He moved into a house that had solar panels on the roof.
First, active business.
He said rip that shit down.
He literally said, I'm not living in a woke house.
That tells you everything you need to know about that administration, man.
It's so crazy.
You already have the panels.
Like I just can't have the, why, like not adding them is one thing, but paying more to
take them down just seems like so insane.
It was after five years, whatever.
On again, off again, lovers, Stephanie Brown and Tim Drake.
Drake? The folk singer that's beefing with Kendrick Lamar? He's busy, man. They both
fought crime well-dressed as what costumed vigilante? Borshek. The answer was so stupid
that they had to load for like twice as long. In the comics the Teen Titans were founded by Garth
Wally West and Dick Grayson. Bro that's Robin. That's easy. In an act where he tries in earnest
to make water change, it's form, performance artist Anthony Irvin uses what stage name? Iceman.
I don't know who this is but that's the only thing that makes sense.
I was either going to be that, or a kettle, either be Iceman, or I don't even like pot,
or something like that.
Neurosurgeon Hugh Caron's created the first modern motorcycle helmets following the untimely
death of what British diplomat?
Lord Beaver Brook.
Colonel wrote the memoir Seven Pillars of Wisdom recounting the 1917 capture of
Akaba in what is now Jordan. That guy from Jumanji. Peter O'Toole famously played
what British leader who helped inspire? I don't know, Lawrence. Lawrence. Lawrence.
T.E. Lawrence. We'll take those. That's correct for one point.
T.E. Lawrence. No way you pinned that shit on Van Pelt. What's crazy too? I felt bad because
Van Pelt is obviously South African. The bad guy from Jumanji 1 is obviously South African.
There is no bad guy in Jumanji 2. Sorry, not Zathura, but the one with Jack Black.
That's what makes it such a complicated, grown-up movie, is that I guess the bad guy in Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle would be whoever programmed the video game to suck real people into it and trap them?
Like, he was on one, man. I don't know what kind of Palmer Lucky shit like he was doing, but...
Typhoid fever is caused by a strain of what rod-shaped gram-negative enterobacteria?
Hmm.
Tuberculosis? Tuberculosis?
Judges? Salmonella. It's actually Salmonella. Holy shit.
Final question? Final clue?
Noted cruise salesman Northern Lion once had Campelobacca end this.
Before he got slimed out.
plus three, damn.
But those never end and we love it, man.
Sort these data storage technologies
by when they were first introduced,
starting with the latest.
Am I, is this the stupidest thing of all time?
Because it feels to me like QR codes
could have been invented in like the year 51.
And then just like manually decoded.
Like obviously cavemen were not like printing CD-ROMs, that's insane.
But it seems completely plausible that they could have been making QR codes, like encoding
data in a grid and then like, I don't know what, I guess you would invite a dude over
and be like, take a look at this, I don't know how you would share it, how do I think
about it, I don't really know how you would share it, but it seems like something that
could, or maybe they could have used like a smoke signal QR code or something? I don't know, man.
Okay, well, let's, I think we can get the rest in order. I firmly, I firmly believe that this,
I firmly believe that this or this is the right order. And then we'll try QR codes last.
QR codes after CD-ROM. There you go. QR codes 1994.
That admitted that's earlier than you thought some of you guys in chat were going to say like 2021 or something
You said 1953 what's the difference to a motherfucker born in 2004, bro
Same shit there were cavemen in 1994
Ever see Tiedome? Those were like his housey and dais man
You ever see Encino, man?
How would you scan them?
Fucking, I don't know, man, I don't know basically anything about how our world works
at all.
I just know how to put some words together in like a funny order.
If you were to ask, I don't know, like, I would say it many times, pictures do not
make sense.
was a germabit, but he was actually like spitting with this. How the fuck can you capture an
image of reality? Like it seems insane that you like a JPEG is the most magical spell
that's ever been cast. You are encoding a moment of reality. And I don't know what form,
like what's the fucking file extension for reality? What's the file format for a moment
in time. But whatever a camera is converting it from real life into data, which is absolutely
insane. Like in a way, this is where it seems like a real camera is a magical spell and
digital camera is like just an evolution of the analog camera, but I actually look at it the opposite
way. Like there's a physical process that's happening with like light getting, hitting objects and then
leaving a shadow and an impression on like a medium that happens in a physical camera,
but how the fuck does you have a little computer inside of your camera that just goes beep and
And then it's like, remember that moment that was real?
Remember the most beautiful thing you've ever seen here?
We brought it back on demand.
That's insane.
It's actually a little, like it's amazing,
but it's a little scary too,
because they turned reality into fucking ones and zeros,
which is like, I don't think that was ever
something that God thought was gonna happen.
Like we overstepped ourselves there a little bit.
Because then at that moment,
those transient moments that were supposed to make you
appreciate them. Instead, we don't appreciate them. We go click. Oh, we'll appreciate this
later when you go when your phone goes, who's that? And then photos from five years ago
come up and you go, oh, yeah, I remember taking a picture of that sunset. You don't remember
how it fucking made you feel. You don't remember like what the fucking context was in the moment.
You just go, that's pretty. Fucking asshole. That's how I feel about life, too, man. It's
Now they're trying to put Tom Cruise into Dalí
or something like that.
So I mean, well, one day, Tom Cruise will die,
but we'll still be able to make new mission impossible.
Bro, you're not watching the mission impossible.
It's because you're like,
they're just gonna keep making more after he dies
because if something becomes infinite,
we lose appreciation for its finite nature.
It's pissing me off, man.
And this is why the cruise is so important.
Well, put your phones away.
When you walk on the ship, we're going to hit you with a burst of gamma radiation
that's going to blow up your phone.
And then a drift in the Gulf of Mexico disconnected
from the telecommunications networks of the Earth.
We're going to make some memories.
We are going to make some memories.
Speaking of which, which has a higher percentage of people who are Catholic, I'll stop you.
It's Quebec, which has less access to airports.
Camden County, New Jersey, or Tulare County, California.
This strikes me as one of those things where I'm like, if there's like one airport here
that has like one airplane, you probably have more access than the people in Cherry Hill,
man.
Okay.
which voted more for the left of center parties
in the 2021 Canadian election.
Saskatchewan is conservative,
but much like the United States,
there tends to be a rural, urban divide in Canadian politics.
So this, I mean, I'm assuming that this went conservative
because it was a very close election.
And I think that the conservatives might, like in 2021,
They might have swept every single seat from like here,
like just east of Vancouver, basically to like here.
It was a hot one.
So I think that it's gotta be Niagara.
Higher percentage of people who commute by walking.
North Carolina or Columbus, Ohio.
Columbus. They have more people with DUIs. Higher percentage of adults who sleep less
than seven hours. Bro, it's got to, aren't people just sleeping here? It's got to, oh
fuck. Can I say something then? It sucks because I believe this 100%, even though it's insane.
But I genuinely lost a little bit of respect for Shohei Otani when I found out that he
sleeps 10 hours or 12 hours a night. And it's not like I'm like, oh, that's not okay. It's not
like that. And he's obviously an amazing baseball player. But like, it's also possible that maybe
I could be doing that shit if I slept 12 hours a night. Like, I don't, I've never had the ability
to sleep 10 hours a night. If I was, I would have more respect for him if we had the same amount
out of sleep and he was doing that shit is all I'm saying.
Because apparently Barry Bond sleeps 12 hours a night too,
which I think many people are saying was how he hit all those
home runs. So I think it's actually possible like I only
know two adult human beings who sleep 12 hours a night and
they're both some of the best baseball players ever to play
the game. So for me, I kind of feel like maybe it's the sleep
Man, maybe they're not, I mean, they're obviously good,
but maybe they're good because of the sleep.
I think that it's, at the very least,
I'd be better at baseball if I slept 12 hours a day.
I'm just spitballing here, man.
I sleep 12 hours a day and I'm depressed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like is it sleep or like,
are you just on your phone?
Cause like that's the, I don't think Shohei's
on his phone in bed, maybe for like 15 minutes.
I mean, he's a human being, but can I say something?
By the way, I don't know if this is normal.
Saturday night, I had a horrible sleep.
I go to bed almost every night at like 930,
wake up at 530, okay?
Do the math, it's eight hours, buddy.
It's like two thirds of Shohei.
If I wake up at 4.30, and I have an hour until my alarm, I'm getting back this.
I'm getting 57 extra minutes.
That's no problem.
That's stress-free, low cortisol.
What happened on Saturday is like what curses me.
I woke up after an hour.
I fell asleep at 9.30, woke up at 10.30.
Still got seven hours to go until my alarm goes off, but just for some reason, waking
up after an hour of sleep is fucked up man. Like you wake up and you're like I thought
I was gonna be out for like seven and a half hours I'm up after like 70 minutes like so
I was after I woke up at 1030 I stayed awake for like two and a half hours and then went
back to bed. Horrible dude. But then I was so tired that last night I slept amazingly.
I was like time travel. Never check the clock. That's true. Checking the clock is a classic
mistake. If you could just keep your eyes closed or like face the other way, like when
I woke up in my head, I would have been like, it's probably 3am. And then I would have closed
my eyes and gone back to sleep. But when I looked at it, I went 1030. It was like my
brain had a mystery to solve. It's like, what the fuck, 10, 30? How does that even happen?
I won't make it in the MLB like that. Guys, I think this, oh, I was going to say, I think it
might be my last year to get drafted, but I meant like in a hockey context when I realized
it's probably not the right time. Also, for the other contexts, it's like they keep raising the
age like I'm not trying to be too real but I kind of was like I'm getting made
fun of for being old but then they keep posting press releases that are like if
you're under 44 you got a register or something like how could this be how could
I be how could I be old but still young enough that doesn't make any sense man
like we as millennials we're keeping ourselves well preserved we were like
this is awesome. I'm going to do a triathlon when I'm 50. I'm going to do an iron man when
I'm 52. And then you can see the government. Oh, look at our middle-aged men. Look at the
middle-aged men back then. They all look like Homer Simpson and Tony Soprano. And look at
the middle-aged men now. They got the athleisure. They got the archerics. They've been keeping
themselves in peak physical condition. They've been artificially dosing guerrilla testosterone
and measuring the quality of their overnight erections. Look at them.
Anyway, characters in Roman mythology, mythological people involved in incest, mythological people
from Attica, metamorphosis into arthropods in Greek mythology.
Mythological spiders.
Okay.
Greek spider.
My crazy, what's the name of the spider?
So there's, there's Shelob from, uh,
from Lord of the Rings.
Think of spider names, Charlotte.
I think this feels like a spider to me. It's arachnid. That makes way more sense, man. That makes way more sense.
It makes so much more sense.
You think she was saying some shit like, I guess I should have expected it with a name like arachnid.
17th century controversies, domestic tragedies, oh good, Blackface Theater could just, could
be a famous play, could be Halloween party at a Vancouver school back in like 1997 or
whatever, plays set in Venice, Shakespearean tragedies about military leaders, wait, wait,
He's about suicide interracial romance.
It's a thalo.
I was going to type Titus Andronicus.
A guy who thinks the play is based on the board game.
Canadians have like three jokes.
Okay, but the Trudeau Halloween costume, as somebody who voted for him one time and thus
is his best friend.
The Trudeau Halloween costume is really crazy.
It's, and the picture is so insane.
The picture is so unbelievable.
Like, it's,
yes, the fact that it's real is,
I'm not gonna say it's unbelievable,
but it is, I'm gonna say it's not okay,
but it is really funny.
Can we agree on that?
Yeah, it is also funny, I did see that Reddit comment that was like, it's him and Katy Perry
at Coachella and he's sitting on the curb eating noodles and he said, the comment was
like, it boggles the mind that this guy could be a prime minister of a country for 10 years
and then just be on the curb eating noodles.
But it really is crazy, like he's living like a collegiate lifestyle, bro was the leader
of our country for like 10 years, man.
book you wouldn't have you could you could not picture Steven Harper like
resigning the Prime Minister's office and then being at like Hillside music
festival eating a big hot dog or something like that like like not in a
suit he's literally just wearing like a white shirt and and Taylor jeans like
it's so crazy
Steven Harper's son was a year younger than me at Queen's dude was a fucking
loser. Okay, literally. Can we kill, but I believe you because I know your track record,
but I don't have anything against Mr Harper's son. He hasn't done anything to me. And also,
I do think that socially, he's kind of got a big hill to climb when your dad is like,
what are the worst vibes you could probably have in a Canadian University, especially deep in like,
Liberal country is, hey, my dad is the current prime minister of Canada and also he's a conservative.
Like you can't pull up to the kegger like that, man. Oh, that's Tim Harper. Yeah, what does your dad do?
Oh, you know him. He's on the news every day that fuck-ass Lego haircut.
the Lego like the really really thick Lego haircut you know if you've never
seen Stephen Arbor he has the head of a Lego man a hundred percent I can't
believe I've never thought about it until now I am a little jealous but he
He has a lego haircut.
Oh good.
Nazi autism researchers who died in 1980.
Nazi eugenics, Austrian, oh, is this the really,
really bad guy?
Is this Joseph Van Gogh?
It's Hans Osburger.
I was going to answer the dumbest question of all time, which is the question I was going to ask is, is this a bad guy?
Well, I don't need you to answer that. I can come to my own conclusions based on the context clues we've been given.
Anyway, 2020's Christmas films about vampires in IMAX. It smells ferrata, bro.
That should be like 99 percent. Pretty good movie. Four stars from me on Letterbox.
Finnish anti-communists who are composers.
Swedish-speaking Finns, I honestly have no idea.
Sibelius. That makes a lot of sense. Also, man, what a fucking picture. Holy cow.
This literally is me when I think that I forgot my wallet at home though
19th century members of the Connecticut General Assembly
1758 births 1843 deaths abolitionists from New York City
language reformers
linguists
New York State federalists, bro. Are you I think you're fucking John Adams, bro
No, a Webster. That makes way more sense.
It's a dictionary fella.
1988 Australian novels set in the 1830s.
Brother, I have no Oscar and Lucinda.
It sounds Australian.
Absolutely no idea.
15th century establishments in Russia.
I'm getting slimed out today, man.
Oh, no, maybe not.
Tourist attractions in Moscow.
Palace is in Moscow? What is the White Palace? Kremlin. Did the Kremlin kind of
take over the residency of the White Palace?
Somebody help me here? Yeah, sure. You mean the Winter Palace? Whatever. That would
make it the white palace if it's not. Catholic holy days, oh mother fucker,
donkeys, feasts of Jesus Christ. I'm supposed to know everything is motherfucker
eight just because he's famous. January observance, there's a holiday of January
that's not New Year's. I have no idea man. Shrove Tuesday, is it Wednesday? Shrove
Tuesday feast feast of the ass yeah I didn't know he was freaky like that man
that's awesome I'm January 14th I'm not even fucking with you it's my wife's
birthday
Oh, shit!
Woo!
That's crazy, man.
Seven century establishments in North America, middle Mississippian culture.
Oh, mother fucker, man.
Pyramids in the United States?
not Bass Pro Shops? Tourist attractions in St. Louis? The Gateway Arch? Cahokia. Bro,
I got two. I had slimed out on this one. 3% Oscar and Lucinda?
Anyway, Kremlin was a big drop.
I still think the white palace was probably close enough.
I should have hit close enough on that one.
This is a great angle if I may say so myself.
Because this is like, it's a little bit more pinched than 270.
This is like a 280 degree angle.
285.
Oh!
Give us today our daily whole.
We got to do Dr. Ordo.
Yeah, Dr. Ordo and Cato are the, you know when you had like the red, blue, pink, yellow,
black power ranger and then you're like this is pretty good but then all of a
sudden you're like wait who's that dude with the ponytail oh shit fucking green
ranger green ranger he's cool man he knows karate he wears his pants like
real low dr. Tortal is kind of like the the green ranger it's like when you're
in high school and then like somebody moves to your high school from another
country and they immediately get like a huge aura boost and you're like, man, fuck this guy.
He's not cool just because he's like from France or some shit like that. We're cool too,
guys. And then like Cutthole is kind of like, remember the Green Ranger gets like mind jacked by
Rita Rapulza. I say remember like there's any other like 38 year olds watching this shit right
now and then you're like no Tommy Tommy's become the left hand of the
Satan but then he comes back and he's the fucking like white Ranger and he's
got even more aura because his armor is like gold trimmed and shit well this is
fucked that's like cuttle and why is cuttle a little less problematic than
Dr. Ortle because you know likelihood unless they tell us to like cut a swastika
cut though is not going to do some shit that's like a one-year-old came in with a splitting headache or something like that so
So there's like never really an opportunity for it to be a huge downer
Any advice on making kimchi less bitter don't do this Eddie
Don't don't my two cents
I've said it many times sure. There's a librarian video about this. Don't make it yourself
Just buy a man
Other great thing about buying kimchi at the
At the H mark
Is that you don't have to just get the cabbage kimchi. Oh, I mean you have to get the cabbage kimchi
Because it's like the default kimchi, but then you could also mix it up bro. Get some got doogie
Get some of the kimchi that's made with young garlic stems
or something like that.
I'm saying keep yourself safe.
Don't get slammed.
It's in cucumber kimchi, exactly.
I need someone to split the room for the NL crews.
It's me and seven other friends.
We're each going to pay $360.
We get to see NL.
I have to tell you something.
It doesn't work like that.
the more people you add to the reservation,
the more expensive it gets.
Because you also, the room doesn't scale,
but the food scales.
Because it's like all you can eat and you get like,
you know, you get table service at the dinner in the lunch
and the store, I mean at the dinner at least
and stuff like that.
So you can't really just add seven people to the reservation.
We'll be splitting the burger, too. Don't worry. I don't think it's going to work like
that. Can I get food at 3 a.m.? I don't know. I've never been on the ship before. All these
details will come later, okay? All these details will come later. But what I will say, I feel
very confident saying there will be basically all you can drink Coke Zero. Every cruise
ship I've ever been on in my life has all you can drink Coke Zero. If they only have
Diet Coke, though, don't be mad.
Guys, I have to pee so bad.
I'm going to rush through the ones.
I'm going to rush to get to the ones that you guys love.
Oh, good.
It's an old guy having a heart attack.
64-year-old man presents a substernal chest discomfort
that began while walking up a flight of stairs.
Fantastic.
It's a myocardial infarction, bro.
Wow, I must be some kind of genius.
An old guy's chest hurt when he walked up the stairs.
He's having a heart attack.
Get me to the cardiology department stat, bro.
Kind of slimed that one.
Oh yeah, bigly.
I picked ST elevated.
What medical school did you go to, bro?
The medical school of an American Samoa?
Where did, where did so?
Good man, go.
I'll never forget, we have like a lot of doctors,
not on my side of the family,
but on Kate's side of the family,
there's a lot of doctors.
I remember her grandma had a stroke once,
and then her grandson-in-law, who is a doctor,
was like, send me the chart and the images
so I could look at it.
And when he saw the pictures, he was not stoked.
Let's just put it that way.
It was a real downer on that holiday weekend.
He was like, yeah, send me like the lab results and the images.
And then when he looked at it, he was like, what I'm trying to say is that it's
nice to not have a doctor in the family too.
Cause then like ignorance is bliss sometimes.
I don't even know why I brought that up.
It was kind of like an extreme downer.
I apologize.
Walk it off, walk it off.
Kind of slimed the vibes.
My bad, y'all.
Yes, even Siberia goes through the motions, whole lot of, whole lot of bum, bum.
Thank you, yes, poster.
Cut the shape perfectly in half.
And you're saying, you're saying this part is smaller, which doesn't seem right.
That doesn't seem right.
This seems, well, obviously they're the same size, but...
I think that's it.
I've got to go pee so bad.
I'll be right back.
Then we'll do bangle.
you
guys this cannot be real you know how I told you I got like three and a half
hours of sleep on Saturday night check this out text from my mom have an
amazing day son I meant to tell you yesterday you look great you look
rested and younger I love you mother fucker
God great thanks W mom W mom but mom I was not rested I was on I was on three
and a half hours of sleep maybe less sleep is the strap man
could be the move
Holy cow.
Yeah, tell your moms you love them.
So I got to put a caught in the streamer discord.
I got to put a caught there.
Caught.
Is the panini press worth the investment?
I think paninis are coming back.
I don't know about a panini press being worth the investment.
But I think what paninis are coming back.
Those are in a bad spot man. We need the savior to return. It's been like 20 years since
Paninis were popping.
Who the roar?
Imagine a Bon Me Panini, man.
Bandle.
Bandle.app. Daily Bandle.
Low key, the world was a better place
and guys were just cooking on the George Foreman grill.
No disrespect to binging with Babish or whatever,
but like, and this might be a correlation,
not a causation thing, but I think the world
was a better place when you asked a guy
like what his favorite meal was,
and he said he just throws a chicken breast
on the George Foreman grill and closes that shit shut.
Nowadays, they're trying to tell you about some
reverse seared fucking sous vide,
I don't know, I don't know enough about cooking
Honestly, like do it but long long story short you say you got to start cooking in the morning. You don't get to eat till nine o'clock
What a heavy on the hi-hat, wait a sec.
If you dare hold back, just put your eyes on me, she said you're holding back, I said
shut up and dance with me, wait I thought for sure it was that man, ooh.
He getting really into this song before finding out it's the most ass song ever made.
It sounds like the whole is steady, bro.
Wow, there shit sounds like the whole is steady.
It's gonna be like a theme song for a cartoon or something.
I'm gonna get fucking psychologically spied.
Man, what are you?
It eats a sharing, dude.
It's a hits of the house.
Heat on the hill, how is she made?
You know, the castle, the castle on the hill.
Hey, can I say something?
This shit actually might be fucking awesome.
I don't really fuck with Ed Sheeran,
but I think that this song might be fucking peak, man.
Is it like 300 decibels loud for you as well?
Yeah, pretty loud, okay.
I'm really big on music.
Anyway.
Might be one of my favorite.
My favorite Ed Sheeran songs.
Anyway.
Let's do, we got time.
We're going to do a sponsored stream for people of note at 1pm for one hour.
We could probably do two Slay This Byer 2 runs.
Where's the lens is?
In cold as fuck, man.
Turn the heat back on.
Jesus Christ.
Named two Ed Sheeran songs.
The Fortress on the Knoll and everything's covered in something brand new.
I'm in love with your bottom down
i can't believe people play vicariously through streamers instead of
experiencing the spire to themselves buddy are you sitting down
We're selling cruise tickets, bro.
It's a different era.
This has to be a bit.
It's a real bit.
It's a bit that's real.
Don't say getting pregnant on the Northern Lion Super Cruise.
You know what's crazy too is I'm like a little embarrassed to talk about it.
But like imagine how embarrassed you have to be if you're like Dan, Squeaks or Kate,
and you have to call it the NL Super Cruise, legally speaking.
Like that's, like it's bad enough that I'm out here calling it the Northern Lion Super
But imagine being squeaks and having to say I'm gonna be on the NL supercruise
It is less bad for Kate, but I had to include her I of course I wanted to include her
What is going on guys
that don't look right. Something's not right with that one. Give me a second here. Send
this over there. And then this. Maybe we just go because we don't use the window because
we use the game capture for this. We use the window capture for Counter-Strike 2,
which by the way will never be played again. By me, at least. And now are you
gonna go to more laser hair removal appointments? Thank you for reminding me.
I need to text my tech, because my back is looking hairy as fuck. That shit grew
back, man, which it's supposed to. You got to hit it like, I don't know, maybe like
eight times or something like that but I'm due. I'm due for the next one. Thank
you for reminding me. Okay bro, let's see what we can do with the Necrobinder.
Receive greed. Trade offer. You receive greed. Transform one. I've heard, I'm
still figuring out like what the heuristics are for Slay the Spire 2.
I've heard from people that are on ascension 10 that colorless cards are a lot better and say the spire 2 than they are and say the
Spire 1 but let me also see
We don't have a shop for quite some time so that greed is going to be mighty heavy. Let's add a colorless card men
How about fist the cuffs?
Deal 7 damage which probably becomes becomes 9 I thought might become 10 gain block equal to damage delts
Let's give that a try man
And then let's fucking let it rip
That's a given time to ruin your life
Way, yeah, what if pub G came back now we're taught not that I'm disappointed to be playing say this fire too, which
Is maybe like the best game ever made but
What if pub G came back
Stop using heuristic when method would do the trick.
Bro, method is as a different connotation than heuristic.
A heuristic is something that's a rule of thumb.
A method is just a manner in which you do something.
You don't get it, man. You don't get it.
A heuristic is something like colorless cards are pretty good.
A method is, I'm going to pick colorless cards.
This is why we have more than one word for every situation.
We'll be covering this on the cruise.
Um, I'm going to take some AoE.
And I'm going to take some damage, but it is what it is.
It's going to be the punchline for 11 months.
It is kind of crazy, kind of crazy to think of.
Now have you heard about the chimpanzee civil war um, I saw I think I saw like a
Some kind of headline that was like there's a
once every
250 year chimpanzee civil war happening right now, but I didn't know I don't know anything else about it. I
Think I want nothing out of these
Or right now anyway
Stop fighting. There's room at the zoo for everybody
They're they don't like this joke, but it's a really really good joke and I think honestly
it's a great example of a situation where
If your delivery was good the joke would kill every single time
But if you don't have a hundred percent belief that the joke's gonna work then people go
I don't really like this joke and also it feels like something about it feels bad, but it's not bad
it's just funny. Let's turn something to gain energy. Enemy loses 3 HP, add 3 souls
into your draw pile. Putrify is kind of interesting, man.
Let's give it a try.
Remove a card from your deck, lose 11 HP or heal 19 HP, fight some enemies.
You know I like those thin decks.
And then, let's not die to this first elite.
Let's not die to the hardest elite.
This is a great retained card, man, although it's going to come back around anyway.
This is the easiest elite?
You never drank from the hose.
Hardest elite is four eels.
Bro, that's the easiest elite, except I think the other one.
Who's the other one?
It's just like a guy who looks like he got lost in the Little Mermaid part of Tokyo Disney
Sea.
You're getting popped.
And then you reap what you sow, bro.
This is totally fine.
It will still hit us, but that's okay.
And then...
Easiest is the one you're prepared for.
Oh, stop with this it-depends stuff.
There are
unique solutions that work for every single situation. You're naive if you
don't think that's true.
For example,
fiend fire is the best ironclad card. Don't hit me with this it-depends. Oh, what
enemy are you gonna fight?
No, bro, just take fiend fire.
You don't have to think about it too hard.
OK, let me think about this for a second.
Palmal strike, bro.
Palm of the Harris.
I got to think about that.
I don't know what my deck does yet.
It basically just hits you.
And then the fact that we're the necrobinder
is completely irrelevant.
Sweeping gaze is pretty good
10 damage
Return for two energy once summon three exhaust the card from your draw pile
Also, I kind of just like the vibe of like a skeleton in a in a sweet cloak like this
But then also I mean 13 damage for one. I don't like looking at this card, man. I
Don't like looking at it because it looks like he's like it's very violent
It's very Cronenbergian, but let's go with Defile.
And then, I'm gonna be honest with you,
I've fallen into some habits in Slay Despire
and Slay Despire too.
And one of those habits is just,
I want my deck to be thin.
So I love removing a card even when it's super early.
Another Defile seems like it could go crazy
and then we could get some like
ethereal synergy maybe at some point.
And then what do you you start doing 17 damage, which is crazy
Are we gonna fight one more elite? We might even fight two more elites because we're gonna fight two more elites
I'm gonna upgrade so
You're looking quite slender, thank you
I actually ate like a disgusting pig this weekend, but like not in a way that indicates like I have an eating disorder
I just ate like a lot of tostitos.
I was stressed out, man.
I ate so many tostitos.
They were multigrain though, so they're probably good for you.
I did still, I was still on the paletton though, of course.
So like I said, I haven't seen this guy in a hundred years.
Osteed deals 30 damage, does five additional damage
for all your Osteed attacks.
The end of your turn, gain one strength.
Wait, this is awesome.
It's a crazy turn one.
I love tostitos.
I genuinely, I don't give a fuck if they suck.
And I apologize because I sounded like Mike Glambin type flow.
But like, they're good enough, man.
Especially the multigrain ones.
They're good enough.
Ocean of Doom.
I have Retile.
When you play a card that costs three or more, gain one energy.
That's mighty interesting, man.
It's mighty interesting.
The rest of these, I think, are not relevant at all.
The Potion of Doom, holds up, holds up Potion.
Excuse me, the Potion of Doom.
The next ethereal card you play costs zero.
I don't have any of those, I'm afraid,
but I'll tell you what, I will ruin your life.
Also, the Toastito Salsa is good.
Like that's the one time siloing was actually the right play, man.
Right after, and this is not a sponsored segment
provided by Tostitos, but
when you get the Tostitos chips,
your eye is just drawn to the salsa right after.
And I recognize, because I'm a human being with eyes
and taste buds, I recognize that the Tostitos salsa
basically isn't, oh fuck,
isn't really that good, it just sort of tastes cold.
Sometimes that's what I'm looking for, man.
Sometimes you just want to put some cold red
on top of your tortilla chips.
Also, can I, I want to say something about salsa.
We should stop, of course I'm gonna take the file.
We should stop putting it in tall glass jars
and we should start putting it in really wide dishes
at the grocery store.
I don't know if there's something physically different.
If you have a really wide glass dish,
is it 100 times harder to generate the torque
necessary to open the lid?
But that way, you wouldn't be halfway through the jar,
and then you've got to get your hand all salsa-y
in order to get some salsa on the tortilla chip.
I know you can pour it into a bowl,
but the customer is always right, man.
So fucking get it get working on it get it done
This would give us one back which is kind of interesting. Oh, I can't even afford it man
Takes up more shelf space. Let's get a salsa fridge man
Well, we're just going to hit you.
Are we going to hit you?
Yeah, we're just going to hit you.
We're going to hit you.
We're going to play fisticuffs last out of principle.
No, I meant to the store.
Oh, well, you know, that makes a lot more sense.
That makes way more sense.
We want to, this might be a buffer potion situation, and I think that would be A-OK.
So is the, oh dude, wait this run is awesome.
Summon 15 or a Calcum can be crazy.
We do, at some point, we need to have some blocks.
You can't just be shoving like more putrefies into our decks.
So a block that is pretty good and also gives us a soul seems good enough.
Play a 13-doom draw card.
Crazy man.
You don't need synergy when your attacks are 1 energy, 13 damage.
Oh wait, this guy, I should remember that he has another fellow with him.
Oh this will slime me out pretty good.
This will put you in a position where you die, but you'll do the damage first.
I would rather you didn't.
Why does hummus get to go wide?
You know, I have a theory on that.
My theory is that, A, no one told them no.
No one told them that you're not allowed to do that, so they just did it.
And not having that limiting belief was very helpful for them.
And then the other one is that, I don't know, I thought I was going to come up with the
second one at run time and then I did not come up with it, so the bit just kind of fell apart
if I'm being honest.
I've got nothing else.
I'm going to take an ethereal card that applies vulnerability.
thicker you need more leverage or your risk breaking the chip. Valid. I'm gonna
say that's valid.
That's my card. When you play a card that costs two or more game three block, I'm
gonna stop you right there. We don't do that. We do make you weak though and then
to file you two times. I haven't fought this guy in like a month and a half. He's cool.
I forgot about the fact that we do no damage to him right now. I could have played that
turn a lot very differently. We love that. We still need to hit you. I mean honestly
Let's let's get this show on the road man
Nine damage nine damage doesn't matter to me we will
The file the file fisticuffs ten block huge
16 damage incoming guess what just summon for 15 bro you're in a world of her
29 damage, I don't know how much you can do about that.
I love when you just have to play your cards, even if it means you die, it saves you some
brainpower. 4 a.m. in Japan but you know I had to tune in after that librarian
cruise video dropped. That's it the librarian you worked so fast. Also is
it really 4 a.m.? What part of Japan are you in? Are you on one of the Eastern
islands because I think it should be like 2 49 a.m. bro
Did you know I got pissed off it's 3 48 a.m. Okay my bad. I was at a Japanese store
This weekend because I had to buy some Calpico and I was looking at the price of canned coffee
It's like fuck that man. I'm not paying three dollars and seventy cents for a boss rainbow coffee
40ml can. That's how it goes. God bless you for importing the coffee and then selling it
so people can try it. But there's no shot that's going to happen.
Not when you can get it for 140 yen in a vending machine, bro.
transform a card in your draw pile into a soul at the start of your turn at a
random card into your hand against ethereal any ethereal pros here that
can tell me if these cards are awesome I'm not I'll tell you a hundred percent
I'm not taking end of days that's not gonna happen call of the void is
incredible because there's a payoff card that's like the more ethereal cards you
play the more damage it does say on smogs I mean turning a strike into a soul
goal is obviously out of control. In my heart of hearts, this looked to me to be better.
So I'm going to take it. And I'm going to remember that. I asked you for advice, but
even still, chat leads me down a path of disrepute.
Upon pick-up, upgrade six random cards. At the start of each combat, add a luminescence
into your hands, transform Unleash into Protector. We're not a summon build, so I think we upgrade
six random cards, man. I would love if, if it hits two strikes slash defends, I would be chill.
It hit one. That's even better, man.
Some of those cards are cards that I would have upgraded myself.
This is the Cuff's grave warden. Okay, huge. I would like to remove a card. I think we've
got a good chance to kill some elites. Probably won't get to remove two, but let's let's try
this regardless. Why do you have three defiles? Defile you with a smile. Suck me like you
wanted me to do. You know what I'm talking about? I used to be a little boy. What's a child supposed to do?
The chiller in me is the chiller in you.
I actually could be aura on the cruise to have everybody walk up to one roulette table and put
put all our money on one number and then let it rip man.
But bro, imagine the vibes on the cruise,
the one in 34 chance that that number hit though.
Imagine how that would be an all time remover man.
Imagine,
and then let it ride.
I don't even,
we'll see.
We'll see, one second.
I think we want this for sure.
I think we want to try to ruin your life as we could have just stunned you, but where's the fun in that man?
Whatever you're screwed anyway. We're gonna do this was like misplayed, but it's fine
They're gonna leave our ass in cause a male man choose a card in your drop-out and add it to your hand
Now I'm gonna try to avoid falling into the trap of only taking cards that have ethereal
But I definitely only want to take cards that work for us.
I don't think we need another so.
Chant an attack with Corrupted or choose a card to transform.
We don't have any huge attacks yet.
I'm going to transform our last strike.
It gave us the perfect card?
You'll five damage for each ethereal card played this combat. Holy cow, man
God is good y'all um gain seven block at a copy of this to your discard pile
Well, that's a given and then let's turn a basic defend into this and then
It's your thing again. All damage taken is reduced to nine
Okay, well you're still dead.
All damage taken is reduced to 9.
Wait, this is incredible.
We'll 10 damage, upgrade two random cards in your discard pile.
I think we want none of this.
All we have to worry about is defend.
If we can get our defend going strong, nothing can stop us.
The ethereal six block one week, I think we gotta take that.
But another pull from below kind of goes insane as well.
But we do need to have some block.
Hidden gem is too fun, and then card in your draw pile gains, replay, replay three.
That does sound, that does sound pretty fun.
I think I'm going to take Defy.
I'm going to ignore the fun card because chat steers me down a dark path.
It's not your fault, it's not your fault.
And then we're literally,
we're gonna be the most boring slay this
by our player of all time.
We're not gonna take the fun attack,
instead we're gonna cut a basic defense.
You'll 33 damage to all enemies,
costs less for each ethereal card played this combat.
It's like they're giving us a preview
of the cards that we wanna get later.
Like this is awesome, man.
And then turn a dazed into a soul.
That's huge.
How fisticuffs, you've got to do damage to you at some point.
How do we have zero strikes already?
I'm moving a little different today.
Barrogatory.
Choose a card in your draw pile to add to your hand.
What would we add to our hand?
probably a grave warden if we were to do so I think we want to go crazy though we
definitely want to use a potion do something like this this will hit you
for 28 is there another ethereal card we could add a zero cost ethereal card we
could add to our hand I think the answer is no I think we accept I'm gonna take
some damage because our next turn is going to be fucked up shit our next two
turns are gonna be fucked up I guess I would just kill you it sucks that we
have to use the second potion though. Three cards from your discard pile into your hand.
I don't think we need it, man. I don't think we need it. Wait, people are excited about
I thought Regal Pillow was like, oh, it will get us something for a puzzle box.
And it doesn't cause, does it cause zero forever?
Wait, that's incredible.
Road does not rest.
I'm literally like the number one raster in this game.
I'm the only person who plays this that's not afraid to rest.
else is like I would rather just quit my run. You are not? Well I haven't seen
anybody else play this to be fair. But you might be right. The start of each
comeback at a potion shaped rock. By the way Justin and I are doing
Slate of Spire 2 multiplayer tomorrow. And probably if I had the guess probably
some other people as well. I'm excited. Nine damage. I think this is just a
pull from below situation. Gains 14 block upon being hit once. This does 10 damage.
10 damage we snooze bigly. Or do we? I guess we don't. I guess we play it. There you go, bro.
Cut this.
Why am I getting a bunch of question marks?
Killed Oste for fun?
Bro, I gained block.
Now you're going to say some shit like, yeah, but you didn't need any block.
But yeah, but he comes back with one HP anyway, so why not kill him, man?
Yes, he deserved to die, and I hope he burns in hell.
Remember that?
It's like probably like a reference to a movie, but I know it from Chappelle's show.
I remember that.
That's from Time to Kill.
A lean night.
You could sacrifice seance.
I should at this point know what my deck does.
Drawing a soul.
I mean, let's just keep it simple, man.
Keep everybody alive.
He's got good status effects on him.
We'll nuke him next time.
Yeah, pull from below.
This is what we wanna see.
Play a soul.
You get it to file.
We have 30 damage,
which means you're dead.
Retained does 33 damage also refunds us one
Lethality though
Not just taking cards that have a theory I'm going to beat the allegations that we just take cards that have
The same keyword that we're looking for
This is basically two energy 33 damage, which I don't think is that good lethality just makes sense
And then it's going to cost 0, 75% percent, I mean percentages is how you get into some
busted territory, man, and seven damage, 10 block and a soul plus is tempting too, but
25 HP metamorphosis, 9 HP remove, it's going to be 9 HP remove, we cut a basic defend,
this is the thinnest deck I've ever had in this game, it's going to be perfect to double
it man. Summon three exhaust the card from your draw pile. Yes please. She don't remember
the queen of soul. Yes man. Hard times befalling soul survivors. Flew down from Scott stale
sing it with me where the hell am I
save for 19 damage I haven't been throwing my rocks man
there's a part of me I want to do the math if I apply three vulnerability to
you this will do 43 damage
Yeah, you're gonna die. I don't have to do the math.
Warriors don't read books, bro.
Favorite song from Steven Malkmus's solo work?
Senator?
Gardena? Malediction? Pencil rot? Something like that.
We don't want any of this garbage, man.
Favorite pavement song next?
Oh, that's a tough one, man.
I'm kind of, I'm a crooked rain, crooked rain, slanted and enchanted guy, but even still,
I might go with something off of Wowie's Owie, something like Rattled by the Rush or something.
I do love In This Mountain Desert.
Every once in a while, I'll be walking around just hearing...
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
You guys think you're cool putting spiral stairs songs into your favorite pavement song answer?
And I gotta say I just personally...
I support it but I can't, I'm a Malcolm-ish guy.
I'm a Malcolm-ish guy until the day I die, man, until the day I fucking die.
And then I forgot what I was doing.
I forgot, temporarily I forgot I'm a streamer.
We're going to transform a basic defense.
I don't want to take a bunch of damage.
How are we going to avoid taking a bunch of damage?
First we're going to hit you, which is also going to allow us to gain a bunch of block.
And then we're going to summon.
And I don't, personally I don't think I want to really lose too strength just to make you
lose too strength.
We are going to putrify and we're going to play the top three cards of our draw pile
to get some defense.
We're going to bring back you and you and then a seance and then you use seance to
convert a sow. Wait, this deck is actually going to go insane, man.
Favorite Jonathan Colton track? Come on now, don't. I don't have an answer for that. I
only know Skull Crusher Mountain. And I had a roommate in college who would play it like
15 times straight in rock bands you just lost all your defiles oh I didn't play
them huh was that wrong I'm gonna say that was wrong I mean you're gonna do a
bunch of damage and then give us one energy back I wanted to take advantage
of that lethality bonus we had there. We mugged you. Shuriken! Okay, okay. I don't think we
need to thicken the deck for any- that was an elite! Oh my god!
Honestly, just to keep us on the right side of history, let's rest here, man, and get 6-6-6-7!
And then,
favorite Wilco song,
listen.
I was talking about it.
My discord told me that I got
gas lit.
I thought that at some point
we had gone from
a nation
that,
this is crazy,
that respected Yankee
Hotel Foxtrot and instead had
become a nation that
that respects a ghost is born.
They told me that it's not the case,
and Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is still on top,
which I agree with.
You have to play your defiles, bro, so play your defiles.
And then dredge back two things that cost zero,
and the defile, which means we lose the defile,
great idea, and I'm nuts.
And then, yeah, then draw some defiles.
What a great idea.
What a smart play.
So who gas, ghastly you?
Well, I went to rate your music,
and apparently Yankee Hotel Foxtrot's still on top,
which by the way, as a millennial I agree with,
but let's dump one frantic escape.
Hopefully that won't come back to bite us in the haunches.
Sung Tongs is better than Maryweather post-pavilion.
Listen, we probably did get a little too big
for our britches with the Maryweather post-pavilion
coronation, okay?
I personally am more of a strawberry jam sort of guy from Animal Collective.
But I do feel like, you know what, if I may, my actual, my peak Animal Collective take
is I'm a fall be kind EP sort of guy.
I apologize for going with the EP because I know it makes it seem like I'm trying to
steal some valor by being a hipster.
I mean, what would I want? Sky is so good, man.
We run this town.
And it also goes crazy when you don't have somebody in your ear telling you
that it's like in nine over 15 time signature or whatever.
Because they love saying a shit like that, man.
Say, honestly, you give me a favor, convert this basic defend.
We're not just going to succumb to the narcissistic streamer bit of just repeating, like, answering
questions of what my favorite song by every artist is.
I apologize.
I should...
That's not something we need to do here.
Something we need to do here is not getting the kill.
Sorry.
I want to get the kill with our card that would do, like, a billion damage, though.
Sometimes I just got to remind you that I know ball.
some very specific context at least. So now it definitely feels like you could play Sentry
Mode and it gives you an ethereal attack every single turn which makes pull from below or
whatever this is called. That much better. I buy it. And then this fella! I mean killing
an elite upgrading four random cards that wouldn't matter like one time seven
block for free per turn ain't so bad but it's it's kind of boring zero cost random
attack is kind of interesting I hate to say it man I do sort of feel like seven
block is is what we want here also I've never taken it so I don't know if we need
to take it in order to get like some milestone or whatever but you already
have or a calcum though only if we don't play blocks I gives us block in
addition to or a calcum or in addition to the block we already have bro
Nah, you weren't ready for that one.
Need to play that.
21 damage, you need to play this and you need to play that.
We can remove Unleashed.
We can't type A this run, it hurts too much.
Hard, are you here?
This is the thing anyone's ever said in the palaton discord.
Is what heart said to me.
When you said I watched the run as the silent were you an infinite why are all the comments
saying this hurts the watch.
You're real and you fucking should say it.
I don't know what, how come they don't want me man?
Oh that was me not him.
You're cool too.
Are you the synat...
stream remote on Discord, so everybody's username for me is just the first letter of their username
and then an avatar. And if they ever change the avatar, then they're lost to time forever,
okay? Are you the Sine2Nerdl volunteer mod? That's who I identify with the first letter
Q from the Discord. And I could not tell you, by the way, I could not tell you what your
avatar is, but I would know it if I saw it. Yes, that's okay, that's you. Can we get W's
in chat for the Sinai 2 Nerdle volunteer mod queue. They are one of the reasons that I'm
playing more Sinai 2 Nerdle because I think they said something like have you played Sinai
2 Nerdle recently and then I went all right I forgot that this existed and is awesome and then I
I started playing Morison, a 2-nerval.
Deal 67 damage.
Aw man, that's beneath you.
You don't need to stoop to that level.
I'm not duplicating my deck, so we'll be downgrading 2 to upgrade 4.
That seems pretty okay to me.
I will never duplicate my deck again.
Whenever you apply a debuff to an enemy, they take 9 damage.
Holy cow.
It worked.
Destroyed.
Wait, wait, this still, dude, lethality works on the turn in which you play it.
That's cool.
Also, I screwed up.
We should be using these potions so we can get potion-shaped rocks.
Steve's on movie. It's got to be national security. I think it's definitely got to be
national security. Defy, remove from deck. Well, here's the thing. What are we going
to remove from our deck? I don't really want it to be defy, but I also don't want to throw
like a shitload of, well, unleash or bodyguard would also be fine. Bodyguard plus, actually
that's huge holy shit this honestly this run I don't think this could have gone
any better man I've decayed to your deck in shanty card that exhausts with souls
power I don't want to curse at my deck I want to I want to change nothing with my
deck to be honest soul plus no definitely like getting more status
effects seems like the move one dex this is where I go this relic sucks and
then people go whoa oddly shaved stone holy fuck
that's it's one of the best relics in the game are you crazy I just walked
over here. I want to go to a shop, man. Let's turn something to gain some energy.
Literally, I was like, I guess I'm dredging it back for some reason. I don't
know why, now that I think about it, I don't know why I would do, oh god, I know
why I would do that, because we don't have anything else to do, bro. Just play
your powers and move on with your life, and then make sure you're like, you're
taking something like that. It's a good relic if you're not a new. Real talk. Seeing how
like the Slay the Spire community rates cards and relics is how I know that I'm not good
at Slay the Spire. Because I will literally look at a card that sucks complete ass and
go like I'll never take this in my life. Why would you ever take this card? Two energy
does nothing. No thanks. And then in the thread that's like here play this before the next
enemy spawns. In the thread that's like the mega thread to rate this card. It's literally
people going like I take this every single time I see it on a run and I have a 100% win
It's so crazy, but they know what they're doing, man.
Some time, at least they pretend.
I'm in the business of believing what people say online.
I think we want this, this, and then keep it going.
I mean, he's responding. You should be able to still hit him.
Also, you like perfected strikes, so you're kind of invalidated.
Validated first off everyone's valid. Secondly, you've got me confused. I do not like perfected strike. I
Am the guy who says you can't take perfected strike and then chat goes actually they buffed it in this one
What is this flesh shirt
Whenever you shuffle your draw pal draw card me there's good stuff. Don't get me wrong
I'm a big believer in like hey removing a defend can kind of go crazy man. Sorry to say
Removing a defend kind of goes nuts. I
Buy finesse every time I do like I mean how could he not like a zero cost card that draws apart?
I'm not anti finesse
Not this this
Thoughts on an 8 card deck on floor 3?
Could be awesome.
But what if it's 4 strikes and 4 defense?
Imagine.
The file, the file.
You don't retain.
I can't afford you.
We'll let it go.
Even better?
I was going to say there's got to be somebody out there who believes that like if you just
play the cards right you can win, say, this fire with any deck.
And then I realized that that guy is actually,
and I don't even mean this in a negative way
towards my good friend, but it's literally just Dan.
It's not me.
There's a, I'm the opposite.
I'm becoming a very annoying guy in Say The Spire.
I don't know if you have been watching the YouTube videos,
but like, I'm the guy who's like,
I have the best deck ever.
And I go, I've got a bad feeling about this.
I don't think we're gonna make it on this one, guys.
And then I'll go fight the boss and like,
kill them in two turns and then I go oh the floor three is gonna be really nasty
oh 32 damages pissing me off I guess we just block as much as we can and then
play pull from below which doesn't kill you but might kill you with a rock doesn't
you with a rock either. It's been a while since we've taken damage, man. Actually, this is okay,
because we'll just save a potion and use it on the next boss. So much better than a rock potion.
Whenever you play a soul, a random enemy loses 6 HP. Actually, who's our boss?
We're going to be in some situations where we're playing lots of souls.
Ethereal draw three.
We're actually kind of low on energy, which is crazy to say.
Game dex.
Game card.
I think.
Dump this.
Take a dex potion.
Proceed. Rest to be safe.
Gain some of this. Bone shard.
Oh, Steve's alive. He does 9 damage to all enemies. You gain 12 block.
That was a pussy rest.
Bro, it's not that my whole deck is upgraded.
I have like two unupgraded cards.
They don't get it, man.
We're already taking no damage.
I think we just want to play our ethereal cards in that are actually good.
It's old door maker.
Literally, the game's in early access.
Who are you trying to impress?
I've decided I actually don't want to transform anything, man.
There's something like that.
Take a little bit of damage.
You need a sentry mode.
This might be block, push, and turn.
No, you can get a better block potion than that
Now the game has begun actually the longer we wait to convert you the better off pull from below is gonna be
But if you're gonna play it you probably want to play at first most of the time we want bro you had to play your ethereal cards
Literally, you just have to play your ethereal cards. If you don't play your ethereal cards, you're a damn fool. I
I will convert this to fend.
YOUCH!
Sure, man.
Whatever, they still let us play it for one.
That is not my strongest performance.
You need to play your ethereal cards.
Dredge?
If we dredge back some shit that caused zero, we don't fucking care, bro.
Actually, I think to be honest with you, we do want to play Dredge.
Dredge back Seance and literally just exhaust it.
Right, that did nothing.
And then let Seance exhaust itself.
Now this is where Shik is real, man.
On the type of beast who ain't afraid to do, like, I guess, 17 damage 14 times.
And then you need to play a defy.
And you need to play a defile, and you don't play anything else.
You save the soul for the future.
Because the soul getting you another pull from below, which is actually, like, fairly
likely is pretty, is pretty sick. We know we want this, we know we want this, we know
we want to play our cards that exhaust. All we need to draw is pull, if we draw a pull
from below, we probably got two turns. This is good, we don't want to draw pull from below.
I bet y'all.
Um, again, the order is all fucked up and it's my fault.
I do have 54 blocks somehow.
What do you think is going to happen when we play pull from below?
You interrupted my attack, you foul beast.
All right, I'm going to ruin your life.
That was a really good run.
What is that?
Necrobinder 4 in the books.
I'm going to quickly slash marker this, slash marker, say the spy or two.
I'm so sorry, I have to go pee again.
I'll be right back.
Maybe we can do one more before we go to the sponsored segment or maybe we'll do the sponsored
segment right now.
I'll be right back.
Boop.
you
I appreciate that.
Like I'm in the phase clan. Um, we're gonna do one more slay this fire run insanely fast
We're back with more slay this fire to we have to do a turbo fast
Slay this fire to run. I have 36 minutes. Don't say I
Collected the Phantom tax
Actually, what are today's April 13th? Holy cow, bro
Phantom tax filing is doing like two days in America in Canada. We get a little bit
Little bit a little extra leeway, but I hope you guys have got your Phantom tax returns done
Otherwise you might get slimed by the IRS you might um I
Mean ironclad is kind of the fastest character. He's also a very high ascension. Let's try doing some stuff
With the the defect here
upgrade gain it we can't think about this too much I'll literally just start by
upgrading zap and and turn my my brain off and play the game the way they know
the does anybody ever had a dream that you wanted you to do you so bad you
could do anything six damage slap in the face man
I can get your taxes done for free if you shout out my business to your other friends.
Wait.
Are you being so...wait, aren't you the guy... what... Jason, why was I beefing with you?
I was beefing with you for some reason.
That doesn't seem to make sense, because what you just said is awesome.
Oh, they were asking, you were asking something, a very personal question, yes.
How it felt to bust an unprotected load or something like that.
Something insane like that.
That got kind of scrubbed from the memory over March and April for sure.
It was definitely a crazy comment.
Wait, are you dead?
We might be the goat, man.
feels amazing yeah you don't need to tell you I don't even think he needed to
ask obviously it feels amazing
let's take chill man yeah I don't know if I want you doing my taxes for free to
be honest but the the type of stuff you're talking about
I'm in the process, I'm not gonna, for your own health and wellness, I'm not gonna read
the message that you just put in the chat, because I think that you're gonna get yourself
in a personal information quagmire.
Maybe get in contact, maybe we'll send you a cruise ticket though.
I like orbs, man, give me a cool headed, maybe we can get him the honeymoon suite on the
cruise so this is supposedly the most difficult elite it literally doesn't
matter because the the lightning orb is gonna hit you one and four chance for the
lightning or the hit. Look at me. Keep spinning on it. You got to pay the price. We couldn't
have gotten any of the guys who are like actually attacking, huh? Start me with a zap.
Give me some Frost.
You guys are in a lot of trouble now.
They always attack in the same order.
Some shit that I gotta learn about Slay the Spire 2.
I got so much muscle memory for Slay the Spire 1.
It's a little different Slay the Spire 2. Gotta learn.
Damn, Shuriken, claw build incoming.
Honestly, give me a boot sequence.
every sentence kind of a a boot sequence for a guy like me
chill
chill that doesn't exhaust seems insane why do people track how often you
change your underwear?
I don't know how to answer this question but can I be honest with you? You're
literally tracking how often I
change my underwear if you have a calendar
I change it every and what should fuck with you is that there are there's
probably like two hours a day where I know panties on let me just put it that
way and you're gonna say how could this possibly be true I guess I would I
still only does 19 damage to you huh that's exactly where we want to be it's
because I ride the bike with no underwear on because of the cycling bib.
Cory will tell you you got to go underwearless in the cycling bib. So there
is like a about a two-hour window every day. Huge. Where I'm straight up going
commando but I take my underwear off around as we're gonna die we're literally
gonna get the kill and there's no way not to I take it off around 555 to put on
the cycling bib and then I put it on like 745 after I hop out the shower
how's that gonna work on the cruise I'll probably I would probably just be wearing
gym shorts if I had the guests. I think I want ball lightning even though I said it
was a claw built. I'll probably just wear gym shorts on the cruise so you don't
see as we were so glibly referring to it so you don't see when my balls become a
pussy which is how it works in the cycling bib. Don't be mad at me for
saying it when it's the truth.
Nobody asked. The question was, is this your handwriting?
Donald Sterling.
You didn't need to play boot sequence? I'm gonna be honest, I've been in a fugue state for like the last 12 minutes.
I have no idea what I've been doing.
But it seems to be going all right.
And on it, like the deck seems to be going, if I may say so, actually seems to be going
very well.
I do like, I mean, modded, originally playing for zeros, kind of insane.
Got two cards.
I would like a cheaper dual cast, but, oh, this is exhaust, not ethereal.
We have no reason to be playing boot sequence for no reason, man.
I guess it's fair enough, you said there's no reason to play it for no reason.
Twitch chat is so funny to me, the little man in the top right will say something crazy.
The chat will erupt into a sea of the same exact message like a horrifying hive mind
that occasionally screams in unison when something slightly funny happens.
It is, listen, your name is like Weed Nuggets 12 or something like that, but it is like
a website that I think, like, by all accounts, should not exist, but much like Italian brain
rod, like, its existence has unveiled something innate about the human mind, like a virus
exploiting an infection vector that we weren't aware that we as human beings actually had.
I'm happy to be a part of it, I guess is all I'm trying to say
What's crazy is that it's fucked up. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be sweating through my fucking shirt talking to like
More like right now. I don't know how many people are in the chat
I'm not getting a slime that bad. So this must say this fire too must not be that popular. It must not have sold that many copies
We take nothing here by the way
but like
If I'm in a room with 50 people and they're all waiting for me to say something funny,
I'm gonna freak the fuck out, man, because that's not how this shit works.
But like, if there's 10,000 of you in the chat, I'm like, that's...
It's just a couple of people talking.
It's just, it's just a couple of buds having a conversation.
World's a funny place, man.
a very funny place. Am I crazy to think we might love barrage? I think we gain more slots
and then we gain more strength from shuriken and like everything points towards barrage
actually being pretty good for us. This is so messed up. We need cool headed to draw
on attack and it freaking did you legend
wake the fuck up knock knock buddy wake the fuck up
defending is good but gaining strength is important too forgot this is a single
player game too I'm so excited to do a little bit more multiplayer man because
So here's the thing, I'll say this, and this is speaking frankly, permission to speak frankly.
Nobody said granted.
Okay, there we go, someone said granted.
I think Slay This Fire is a weird fit for my stream because like, I want to be shooting
the shit and talking about like, you know, your Jimbo and stuff like that instead of
being like, well, we need to carry the three.
And this is how we get enough.
Yeah, it looks like we get there.
But I think multiplayer completely nullifies that
concern, which is awesome.
Because they can be doing the math, and I could be going, I
could just, when Justin's trying to calculate some turns, I
can just say some shit like, Justin, you have your Jimbo
swag.
And then he'll say, I can already picture him in my head going, pardon?
I could picture him saying that shit like he's here right now, like he's still with us.
Like Justin, you have Sanjuru swag.
I think you would love it, man.
Give me D-Frag.
We literally have 25 minutes or a head of schedule.
That's so crazy.
Why is Cognition Plus gained five focus at the start of your turn, lose one focus?
I mean, these are three classic relics, man.
Ectoplasm is probably like the most hated relic in the game
because gold is so valuable.
Pandora's Box is really good.
And we don't really give a fuck about our strikes
in defense.
We want to remove them anyway.
So they either become something good, and we keep them,
or we remove them anyway because they're basically
only ever going to be as bad as a striker at defense.
I think we'd.
Okay, let's see.
Do we like thunder?
We like it well enough.
Do we like scavenge?
Not really.
Do we like shatter?
We love it.
Do we like smokestack?
No.
Do we like compile driver?
Yeah.
Do we like creative AI?
Probably not.
Sorry, I just realized it was gonna take way too much time.
So we're gonna prioritize some removal
to tighten up this old deck here.
That's true, scavenge does clean the other ones up
now that I think about it.
One of them bugging died.
He's still out of balance from the cruise announcement.
Yo, but like genuinely.
I think we skipped.
I think I love what this deck's got going on right now.
But the only question is do we need more block?
The answer is yes.
It's really just a game about getting block
and attack when you think about it.
Huge.
You're taking chill.
I would rather you didn't take chill.
You're doing no damage.
Now that's a classic mistake, bro.
We want chill.
We don't care about the rest, that's for sure.
We don't chill around here, that's true.
We do say daddy chill though.
Daddy chill.
What the hell is even that?
Somebody do the math for me, okay?
Obviously you have to buy membership card first.
And then we can still afford one removal.
But how many removals do we have to buy,
which is the only thing that I care about,
for membership card to have justified its purchase?
Four, four, six, three, four, six, six, seven.
I think we just stick with what we got, man.
I think we stick with what we know.
We don't give a fuck about smokestack.
Get that garbage out of here.
The relic we can afford is actually pretty good.
I've never really taken Omni Slice.
Steal 8 damage, damage all other enemies, equally the damage dealt.
I think we pass on that.
One thing you need to know about me, I'm a cool guy, but I don't take cool cards.
If a card in this game is cool, there's like a 90% chance that I've never willfully
picked it up. That was not the order of this bro. Horrific order. Love FTL, don't we folks?
We love charge battery.
We love to take 19 damage.
Fuck it, I'll play it.
We run this town?
Are you an elite? Nothing hurts worse than like fighting an enemy, losing a bunch of
HP and then going straight to the map to be like, are you an elite? Especially when you
find out it's not an elite. Okay. Good sequence. FTL on the middle because it's most likely
to die. Dramatic entrance hits you real good. And then we completely stall out of attacks
but that's okay because we did AoE damage. Shatter goes nuts. Do we play Ice Lance first?
Or do we play Ice Lance last?
You play it first so that you don't take a bunch of damage.
Otherwise you're going to take a bunch of damage, man.
Maybe we play...
So I think...
True damage trigger all the lightning.
Thank you.
2-4.
2-4 takes you to 12.
Ice, okay.
Ice Lance can get a kill.
So the only question is do we want to get a kill?
The answer has to be yes.
The answer has to be yes, man.
But then we gotta figure out a way to kill this fellow.
It shouldn't be the- oh, no we still don't take damage, it can't be that hard.
Now this guy, I wanna check and see if he's an elite
cause he went down so easily.
I think this is still, you take nothing.
But I mean, I'm in danger of doing the thing
where I'm like my deck is good enough
and then never making any changes
and then I die to the boss.
18 minutes.
Fuck it, we take an upgraded focus strike, man.
We do have a shop, come on, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Don't be bad, I'll be able to get it defined three times.
I'm not gonna pussy out for a potion though.
What is this thing?
This is like uncommon potion.
This is common potion, uncommon potion.
Either that or we have to hit the relic like bang on, right?
I take uncommon potion then.
Gigantification potion seems huge another D-frag
No, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. Fuck it bro
No, we don't want another boot sequence, fuck this. If you have frost you'll 8 damage all enemies. I do like that
Okay, put me here. We have to go faster
We have to go a lot faster stone calendar
We fucked up if the fight goes on that long, to be honest with you.
What do we not need anymore?
We never need, it's not a creative AI build, sorry to say.
That's right, I'm removing the best card from my deck.
And then, the other D-frag.
weaken the fella to make potion space get modded so modded
not a campus a hailstorm with a little chill attached cool headed oh that's not
too shabby man
Zap. Barrage. Oh, it doesn't kill you. Oops. Well, it does kill you. It just took extra
steps. You ever been pitted? I'm gonna level with you, brother. It's nice that you would
ask. I'm not cool enough to have ever, like, surfed.
I got a 0 cost card that kills you.
Fuck, we're gonna take 11 damage.
I literally think if I went surfing, and surfing does seem cool, don't get me wrong,
I literally think I would fall off the board, hit my head on a rock, and die in like, I'm
gonna say like a minute and a half or something like that?
a very very small amount of time. I think I would no longer be with us like in the world
of the living in the conscious. I'm sure they have like a scaffolding in place so that that
doesn't happen like instantly to everybody who steps on a surfboard but like it does
seem awesome though. Okay bro, have fun taking your car to work? I understood that reference.
Um,
like, Rivers Cuomo really hates cars, huh?
I went roller skating for the first time in my 30s and broke my wrist in under 10 minutes.
Okay, now that, you shouldn't admit to that because that wouldn't happen to me. I was rollerblading
like a freaking demon as a kid.
I went skating for the first time in at least 25 years.
This holiday season, like not feast of the ass in January, but in around like the Christmas
season.
And honestly, like I was worried I was going to fall on my ass.
One lap around the rink, I was stumbling and going like whoa, whoa, whoa.
After that, it just comes back to you, man.
It literally, I mean, I hate to say it, but it's like riding a bike.
It just comes back to you.
But a turn of face to you.
Definitely a boot sequence type situation.
You know I get that out there as well.
Why do you hate to say it?
Just these conversational fillers that, you know, make it so you talk all day, but you
don't really say anything.
You know what I'm talking about.
I think I gotta turn and face you, fella.
I should learn how to skateboard.
This is some shit they're gonna play at my funeral.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Learned to skateboard he did, and he loved it.
Yes, he did, he loved it.
Until one day, well, I'll spare you the details.
We all know why we're here.
Let me around.
I don't want to take 33 damage.
Wow, okay.
I didn't think it would be that easy.
Skateboarded off the side of the NL Super Cruise.
Yep, that's how I want to go.
We're already taking zero damage, that's fucking crazy, man.
This run actually might do it, which is crazy.
21 damage.
I'm gonna go, we're going modded mode again.
Our dude this run is incredible.
It's insane.
Winning on the throwaway run.
Well, let's not go crazy.
There's still,
still a lot of potential that this could go terribly wrong.
Not this boss, this boss is fucked.
Like your life's obviously over, man.
literally take nothing. I don't know
Pothios is the fifth card you play is
free raise your max HP by 31 we're
literally just going to raise our max
HP by 31 and play the most boring game
of say this by are you've ever seen in
your life.
That's my dream.
This is my design.
Um...
Beat sequence.
Compile me with a smile.
How about that?
How about a defrag?
How about this?
Okay.
I don't know if we're going to make it in 10 minutes, man.
Let's take the spires!
Kingdom! Yes, dude. Yes. I mean, Ice Lance seems pretty freaking good. Bring it back?
I don't know. I see that, uh, like Bear is still playing the Bazaar. There must be something
to it, man. Something to ah. I would love an upgraded common skill, man. I would love
to lose a potion for nothing and then skip that. I really thought I was going to upgrade
a common in my deck. It's great you no longer need the wiki open to play the game. Am I
Am I getting trolled? Am I getting slimed out? Be honest with me.
Whoa, wait!
I passed by you walking on West Worth this weekend. Didn't want to bother you.
Plus the Out With The Family aura vibe was real. Okay, first off, that's true.
And that was me and I was there. And obviously you have no doubt about it
because you're talking about it as you speak.
Secondly, I think I've bugging saw you. Were you with a girl?
Were you with a girl?
Do you have like a tortoise shell glasses?
And maybe you were wearing a denim jacket?
I can't remember, but I looked at this guy, and I went, this is.
And I know this sounds like something
that someone would say if they were being gang stocked.
I have gotten, or thinking that they were gang stocked,
I've gotten insanely good at recognizing guys
who will recognize me before they've recognized me.
And there's a profile, and sometimes I get caught by surprise, but very, very rarely.
Most of the time, I see them coming half a block away, and their visage changes a little
bit in a way that to them is imperceptible, but to me is very, very telling.
And then they double back a little bit, and they go, excuse me, and I go, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But also, I will say, it would have been fine
if you came and said hi.
But also, WTU, for recognizing, like,
hey, maybe this isn't like an appropriate situation.
I was with a girl, I was wearing a denim jacket,
hauling new shoes, holy fuck, holy fuck.
They're calling me the rainbolt of people.
I'll be back.
You'll get another chance, I'll be back.
That is crazy though and I know you're gonna say some shit like it's Canada
everyone's wearing a denim jacket and that's plus two that's pretty funny I
gotta go a little faster I still don't have a hundred fifty I can't remove any
shit bro. Literally, by the way, like the worst way you could play this game. Go to
shops with zero gold. Are you in a hurry? I gotta do a sponsored segment. I'm excited
to do my sponsored segment by the way, but I just, I don't want to be late. We're all
on a clock man, whether you know it or not.
My boyfriend is watching the stream and falling asleep.
Can you yell Bo Jones?
Is Bo Jones your boyfriend's name?
You want me to yell it?
Do you want me to yell it because it would be funny or do you want me to yell it because
it will wake him up?
I don't really want to ruin the guy's life.
I don't want to scare him.
I don't think I'm going to do that.
Should say turn left now.
Now you're fucking talking.
Huge, actually huge play.
What the fuck I have infinite energy man?
Life is good.
Everyone attacked the bus driver?
Honestly, one of the most slimed out I ever felt in conversation was when I said some
shit like, it's like when you're on the bus and everybody says, hey guys, let's flip the
bus over by all going to one side of the bus and then like bumping into the window so that
on the way home from school our bus tips over and probably like three of us
passed away and then so many people in the chat were like we didn't do that I
was like I thought that was like a foundational experience of being a human
being
my they were doing that shit like crazy and I was going no the bus drivers are
friends stop
We're gonna get hurt, but then all the kids with the back of the bus who love to like use lighters all the time for some reason
They're like obsessed with lighters
They didn't want to hear it man, they didn't want to hear it
You mean like Justin I'm not even fucking with you. I don't even mean this in a negative way
It would not surprise me if Justin was one of the lighter guys
Which by the way, I mean not as a compliment, the lighter guy was cool.
Or he could be friends with the lighter guys, that's true.
me a defrag 24 damage that's fucked up man
didn't he self-immolate in Spanish class all I know is that there are times
with Justin where you'll come up with like a wouldn't it be funny if something
like this happens and then he'll laugh and then he'll go oh yeah I knew a guy
who like he encased himself in concrete or something like that yeah I knew a guy
who took a bath in concrete and they had to use a jackhammer to get him out
he's got a lot of he's got a lot of interesting stories for sure knows a lot
of interesting people let's put it that way and all it is actually like the same
guy almost every time. That is the other thing. Obviously, obviously we draw. Fuck it, we
ball. Four minutes left. You ain't got to worry about a beast like me. Huge. And then
Then barrage is going to be the play.
It's going to be like a gigantification potion in barrage.
We don't have barrage so we don't give a fuck man.
Oh shit.
Alright, that was a huge dub.
That was crazy.
Use the potion?
Okay, can I say something? You actually wrote use the portion,
which is really funny. Let's just call that Sash Marker.
It's the S2, and then we'll do the greatest,
most seamless transition of all time.
Excuse me, do you not say add slop, it's not add slop, it is an RPG that has like a mid-80s
metascore right now.
That's not add slop.
Don't say that.
Don't say it.
here. People of note. People of note. Wake up, honey. New rhythm-based, new critically
acclaimed rhythm-based RPG people of note just dropped and then can I get can I
get a confirmation back. It works, addpon absolutely works.
Do you have any rhythm skills? Jason, you want to answer that one?
Okay, how's the volume check with my voice?
I think we wanna lower it just a little bit.
I think we want it to be right around,
right around here.
And then,
oh damn.
I miss the days where the dude I'm sorry I can't sing um
on the fortress above the know
Sash marker. People of note. Wake up, honey. People of note has come out. Thank you to
Annapurna Interactive for the sponsorship. This is a critically acclaimed rhythm-based
RPG called People of Note that just came out on April the 7th. Very positive reviews on
Steam. We're going to be checking it out for an hour here. I do think, how's my voice?
don't answer about like the timbre or the pitch because we already know that
that's bad but how's my voice in in relation to the volume we're gonna be
keeping the volume a little bit higher than usual because it's rhythm-based
which means as you play through the game you might want to be on the beat in
order to hit some synergies do some critical damage etc etc thank you for
saying the view is positively Vancouver ass because it actually we got to get up
to it but this really does look like the seawall right at like the eastern
Tournament it's a false creek and this is BC Place right here and Annapurna
Annapurna do you have something you'd like to admit too because this is this
is BC Place bro and this is people chilling on that deprecated seawall
near Science World where everybody was walking on it for like literally 40
years and then the city was like oh it could crumble into the sea at any given
moment and you're like I guess I'm lucky to be alive then anyway let's get started
it here. So like the combat difficulty, can I hit you with something crazy? It's an RPG bro.
You can put me on superstar difficulty and of course we're going to go puzzles on.
Would you like to calibrate audio visual time? Absolutely I would. By the way, exclamation point
P-O-N, capital P, so that you can get more information about how to check out people of
of milk for yourself, it is available on Steam. Right now, hit confirm when the circles overlap.
in the circles overlap.
How about that?
Is that easy?
Tab turn on autoplay.
Oh, OK.
The hands-free gamer.
Actually, my hands are so freaking cold.
Putting them on my hot-ass forehead feels so awesome
right now.
That's not your forehead?
You don't know where my forehead is.
It's one of the benefits of being bald.
OK, by the way, while we're on the cut scene here,
Give me a second, I'm going to obviously raise the volume a little bit.
People have no...
People need people to watch their stuff, man.
People send people up to the moon.
When they return, man, there isn't much.
People be careful not to crest too soon.
I did adjust the volume and the cutscene was one second long, that's my bad.
Better head out, Saren's waiting at the cardioid.
I need to get in just a little more practice before the auditions tomorrow.
Chapter one, pop and locked in.
I would totally do the dishes if I had time, which I don't know, so busy.
She, the line is I'm letting them soak.
You cook scrambled eggs and then you eat scrambled eggs and you put both of the
dishes in the sink and go, I can't wash those right away.
I got to let them get moldy first.
Just my bathroom. I do all my actual recording at the cardioid.
Yo, but sometimes the bathroom can have some killer acoustics, man.
You want to talk?
I can't believe the concerts tonight. I just know they'll notice me in the crowd and wait.
Oh gosh, is my hair okay? What if they hate my hair?
Have you heard Smolder's new single, Embers of the Heart? I'm losing my mind. It's incredible.
Is it just the same as the last one?
Ashes of the soul?
What, no!
The bridge is totally different!
It kind of goes, done done done done done.
And the old one goes, done done done done done done done.
I'm familiar with that.
OK, take me to BC Place.
Wait, this is literally the Sea Wall?
Hey, dude, with the sour look!
We're minutes away from Smolder girl!
Cheer up!
I literally just have RBF.
That could be a good thing.
Imagine if Steely Dane made three gauchos.
Now let me through.
How dare you disrespect the greatest musical act of our age!
Mikes out, girl!
Bring it!
Come on!
Okay, tutorial battle.
I'm ready.
And honestly, this guy looks like me, so I know he's got no rhythm.
Wait, but those shorts, though, holy!
He's just gonna take care of this one real quick.
A turn from People of Note.
A turning people of note is referred to as a stanza.
The top number of the time signature
denotes how many actions you can take per stanza,
typically one per bandmate.
The bottom number denotes how many actions
the enemy can take per stanza.
Okay, I choose, first off, I choose to Alt Tab
and move my camera up ever so slightly.
Then I choose to attack you.
And do no damage because I have no rhythm.
But you have even worse rhythm, fair enough.
You'll need a little more than that.
When performing music, you need to stay on the beat.
Hit confirms the circle's overlap for a perfect strike.
Stay on rhythm for maximum damage.
Get ready.
We go again. You ready?
There we go, 7 damage. I honestly thought it was going to be like 50 damage.
We go one more time. We don't need to hit you for 2.
It's the thought that counts, man.
Didn't stand a chance.
So she just beats up people who disagree with her musical taste?
The physical combat that they're getting into, as of right now,
I consider it a diegetic abstraction of getting into a tete-a-tete.
You know, having a conversation with an individual and investing them in the marketplace of ideas.
Whatever, man, just you watch. One day they'll be opening for me.
W, fixed camera angle?
I don't think that's the way I'm supposed to go, y'all.
What'd she say to you? She doesn't like smolders. What? But they're the voice of a generation.
I need to finish the conversation, it's my bad.
No opening ceremonies for me, I gotta get in some last minute practice.
Cardioids this way.
Cardioid response.
Hacker voice, I'm in.
Saren should be waiting for me upstairs, last chance to get some practice in.
chance to go to the vending machine.
It'll sound a little bit like Ed Sheeran.
Hey, there you are ready to get started?
Absolutely.
Let's get in there.
Nobody better insult Bob than you're so right.
I gotta go get it.
I gotta put everything in.
No, no, that doesn't sound it.
It sounded pretty good.
It actually sounded kind of awesome.
Kate, we've been at this for hours.
No, I know, Saren.
You've been great. I just don't think this bridge is working for me. Should we take it up half a step?
I think it's fine, Kate.
Staircases when they're broken? Escalators when they're broken?
No, Sarah. It's gotta be perfect.
It's gotta be better than this. It's gotta be better.
Who cares about a stupid trophy? I mean the record and promo deal.
Winning Noteworthy is how I get up there, Sarah. How I make it.
You'll get there, Kate, but right now the best thing you can do is go and get a good night's sleep.
And let me catch the rest of the smolder show. I can't believe how many years in a row they've won
Listen, I like them. Okay, and I actually got good seats this time. I just want more run through
I think if we cadence
You know, I've got work in the morning, but sink me. Okay. Wait Ghibli reference sure
Have fun
Ghibli, did you hear that?
He's got work in the morning
Well, Mal, Jimmy, you want to get slimed out on the NL Supercruise?
I just can't break through
But I can't just give up
I see it right there
I'll make it somehow
I swear
I want to be under the lights
I want to be under the night
And I swear that I'll find
A happy ending to me
To be under the lights
It's a musical game. It's like playing a musical game you expect to be stopped. You don't go to a musical and expect not to see an American senator from the 1700s rapping. That's what they do, man.
I'm sorry, I really thought I could hit you with the ad, though.
So the song is from the P.O.B. about a spicy chicken sandwich.
I ain't there by any means
I could be under the light
It's me rehearsing for my stand-up set on the super cruise
Councilman Sharp?
Candice, was it?
No, I'm sorry. You should be yes at best you were mediocre
Simon come on Simon. We need to get Paula in here. Wait, I thought she was doing pretty good
Young woman you will not note-worthy material good day
Wait, this could be the show where they look for bad singers, though, but they pretend like
they're looking for good singers?
So maybe it's actually the fact that he thinks we're bad at singing.
Actually means we're like the best at singing.
It could be a superstar USA situation.
Geno?
Let me guess, Sharp crushed your dreams too?
The good councilman is completely closed off to new experiences.
Maybe I should have solved something else.
He's doing.
Must have been pitching the second verse.
Whoa, whoa, are you kidding?
You were lighting it up in there.
Really?
I heard you from the hallway.
If I'm being honest, Sharp might have just dismissed you because you could have been
a threat to those pretty boys' win record.
He's Smolder's manager, you know.
Do you think he'd do that?
I absolutely do.
Just my luck.
I draw the most corrupt member of the Council of Fiths.
If you'll pardon a bit of constructive criticism, though,
he was right about one thing.
It was an imitation.
An imitation of greatness.
Yeah, I was playing it a little safe, I guess,
but I have to give the people what they want, right?
People will tell you what they think they want,
but the truth is they had no idea.
It's our job as artists to show them something new.
Anyway, gotta go, but it was nice meeting you.
Thanks for being the only good part of a really bad day.
My pleasure. You ever want to talk? Here's my sink number.
Smooth.
I mean, I've heard of a sleep number, but this is ridiculous.
What's your name?
Ark.
Cadence.
Don't give up, Cadence. You'll make it.
Time to go home and pretend it's still yesterday.
Needles reference.
Better head home. Saren's gonna be there soon, but on the way. I
Think we're gonna be fighting our demons if I had the guests nevermind. I need some air. I should head to the roof. No
No
Just my bathroom. Oh at the window. Yeah, okay
Maybe some music will cheer me up
I understand that she doesn't want to hear anything more about smolder, but a smolder
didn't do anything wrong.
And secondly, if you're listening to the Top 40, don't be surprised when they play popular
music.
me driving in Grand Theft Auto by city?
Ain't nothing on man.
Hey, Kate.
Thanks, Saren.
Hey, you know I got your back. Do you need anything? Peptok? Snacks? Pillow to scream into?
You really don't have to do this.
Do what?
Be nice to me. I lost.
Hey, don't talk about my best friend like that. I'm sure you did great.
Maybe, but it didn't matter, did it? Sharp never even gave me a chance.
It'll happen, Kate. Somehow. Anyway, gotta go.
This guy I met after the audition, he got rejected too.
Is he cute? He kind of dresses like Sid from Final Fantasy X.
Hey, listen, I gotta lead on something here.
What do you mean? Check this out.
Whoa! Whoa!
Take forever with the text. It's a golden clef. Every council member has one. It's an automatic pass to the final round of noteworthy.
Yo, we just gotta riz up Ken Jong and get the golden buzzer, bro. It's kind of an open secret for a few years now, at least for the rich and powerful, I'm sure.
Anyway, I tried Duncan first. He gave his away already, but then I got sharps. Took a little convincing. Maybe the others are still available. Thought you'd want to know.
Good luck.
Oh.
I think this is my way back in.
If your mysterious friend is to be believed.
Yeah, but even if you get back in the competition,
are you still going to go with Under the Lights?
I mean, even if the other judges are impressed,
Sharp is one-fifth the vote.
We'll sing that bridge when we come to it.
For now, five members on the council of fifths.
Okay.
We're going to go track them down.
I see it's kind of like a kill-bill type situation,
but we're not actually going to be killing anybody,
going to be killing anybody so we're just going to it's like a chill bill
situation. Councilwoman Tempo is probably down tone in the J-pop district
she's probably down tone. I get it man I get it. I get it I get it but I don't
know how to get down. I don't know how to get down though. This is like it's a
certified chibli that they let me on the roof situation.
Cadence, Cadence, they've let me on the roof, there we go, I guess you just go to the edge.
Honestly, I want to get involved in some more combat so I can see how the different rhythm based mechanics work.
Because we already had the one tap attack, but you know they're going to hit you with some more syncopated sequences.
What a huge line, that must be to get Mandy's autograph, better check it out.
I hear Mandy's obsessed with cake pops, it makes sense she'd sign autographs near the
cart over there.
Cake pops 20 groove each, hey I really need one, a fine choice ma'am, got the groove?
credit card difference you got the key item cake pop bro I literally solve the
puzzle like instantly I don't want to talk to you I want to talk to Mandy is
this Mandy Mandy I have a kid I have your cake pop Mandy to keep saying she
needs something to eat
guys I think we actually solved the puzzle instantly
excuse me ma'am you need to head to the back of the line
wait wait wait she's got a cake pop
she's like got a cake pop which she maybe is willing to give to a kind and talented performer
yay to the front of the line
this is blatant corruption but it's adorable blatant corruption
So I'm okay with it.
Oh jeep.
So amazing.
I love this city.
Now, the autograph should go to
just every doer credit card signature.
That should be fine.
But I'm not actually here for that.
I came to ask you about your golden clef.
Oh, and we were like having such a nice time.
Please, it's my dream.
I have to get into that contest.
If I, no, I mean, it's sort of, um,
You gave the cleft a benike?
Me showing up to the cruise with booster juice? Wait, that's actually...
I was gonna say I wouldn't do it for a cake pop, but the booster juice might get me.
Me when the booster juice comes out sizzling?
Remember, like, one-way parasocial relationships are fundamentally incapable of fulfilling
the basic human desire for intimate and creative connection, you know?
Chad, don't listen to her.
Yeah.
Like, totally.
Thanks, Mandy.
She doesn't know what she's talking about.
Stop saying you should log off and go for a walk.
I'm literally, I'm done streaming in like 42 minutes
or something like that.
What the, something's wrong, I just looked at my watch
for the bit, why is my heart rate 48?
No, hey, wait, wait, hang on, sponsor, give me a second here,
I need to make sure I'm not dying, okay, wait, wait, wait,
one second here, okay, measure.
Just give it a second, wouldn't it, bro,
it's literally, it's a flat line on the heart rate monitor.
52 okay 52 we're back oh my god I don't know man but we felt a little weak to be
honest
once I'm just making sure I'm not gonna like die on stream I'm chill I'm chill
All right, let's get going. Okay, people who know by the way exclamation point PON PON with the capital P and you can
Get more information about it yourself. It seems cool. It's been a long time since I played an RPG
I would appreciate another battle
So I had the opportunity to show you that I actually do have rhythm
If maybe if we could get on stage. Yeah, she's kind of strung though. Are you seeing this?
Put me on the put me on the stage
She's kind of getting a little gangster with it.
I got a rhythm, bro.
First, I got to go downtown and uptown.
We need to take the one that takes us to the J-Pop District.
Where are you headed today, man?
Downtown.
All aboard.
Subway, where the driver says all aboard.
else not get Uptown Girl by Billy Joel because you grew up in a place where like
all the cool people live downtown and Uptown was just kind of like Boston
pizzas. Well I'm not sure this is the J-pop district. This might be the K-pop
difference man. Upscale. I lived around farms man. Why me me too.
Wait, wait, wait, inside jokes?
World's Generation, Sonyoshi they mentioned.
Rain, wear and equipment, K-pop idol Rain, who was in that movie, I forget what it's
called, Shogun Assassin.
Why are there so many people outside?
No third spaces anymore.
Okay, where's the J-pop District, man?
Do you guys see the J-pop district?
It's probably through the poor, you know, that I think about it.
That makes a lot of sense.
Does NapaNee have an uptown?
Bro, you don't know about the Reed's Furniture Building near Square Boy Pizza on Dundas West?
Come on, bro.
You don't know about the Reed's Furniture Building close to the NapaNee River where the
Salmon Spawning Festival happens.
Come on.
You think Tempo's in there?
There's several ways to find out, but let's do the easy one and try asking them.
We've been on the standby list forever. Are we ever getting in?
Hunger is the most potent spice to your patience. Wait, that's legit true though. That's facts.
Why the white shirt today? It doesn't come across well on the screen, but this is not just any white
shirt this is a white dry waffle Muji shirt bro it is not simply a plain white
tea like her there Delilah this is from Muji right it's not seven hundred
dollars it's like a dollar and 32 cents I got that shirt too that I don't know
what I'm pretty sure that the shirt is made out of old recycled Pepsi bottles
or something like that but literally you put it in the washing machine wash it
Open the door when the cycle is done. It's dry. It doesn't make any sense
I'm literally just gonna have my all of my clothes. It's gonna be like a character creator
It's just gonna be like eight different kinds of of moody dry waffle t-shirts
Those paparazzi aren't gonna let us in sure they will. You just need a little
Hang on you got some shirt right some coca-cola pants know how to do that
You pumpkin. All right. I don't give it down
Alright, you need to equip songstones to be able to use certain kinds of sound as abilities
in battle.
Okay.
First, let me give you a songstone.
Thank you, it's Mathealia.
You received the instant hit songstone.
From the main menu, go ahead and select the song...
Okay!
Equipping a new songstone is easy.
Move the cursor to the...
Cool!
Hey, confirm again to equip instant hit.
It's been done.
And now you've got access, it canceled to exit the menus.
I don't wanna do that though.
I want to go to you and I want to equip a recharging rhythm bro.
I want to equip them both.
Ready?
One, two, three, four.
Alright.
Be sure to give us both time in the spotlight.
You can switch back and forth between us.
Whatever you want the order to be.
Now we're talking bro.
You can switch left and right between all bandmates available.
You can perform their actions in any order, too wild.
If you've equipped songstones, you'll be able to use those in battle.
Abilities can range from devastating attacks to bolstering your stats to modifying how
you regain BP.
Experiment and find your favorite combinations.
Here we go.
We've got some dang strategy, bro.
What do you got for abilities?
Blast the volume.
Amp up the volume for a burst of damage.
hit a well-established single target hit you can rely on recover a bandmate's HP
okay it's gonna be instant hit for 11 to 15 damage against the enemy with the
it's just it's just latest fire with rhythm man we can do this
more or less what do you got blast the volume amp up the volume for a burst of
damage what's your attack four to five well obviously we're gonna blast the
the volume then.
Mods.
No man, who do they think they are?
They're gonna take our picture so I don't remember.
Use the rest action to temporarily increase your defense and regain 2 BP in a single turn.
Managing your BP is important, so keep an eye on how much you have left.
This is so bad. Oh, I see. I only have two left.
And it costs us two to pump up the volume. But if we hit this right, it'll kill you.
So I would say that's gotta be worth it.
Destroyed. Okay.
Now you are on full HP. We have one BP. You can't do anything.
So we're just gonna do a basic attack.
Withing the 1 of 1, 2p is kind of embarrassing man, when an enemy goes down their actions
are removed from the time signature bar, the remaining enemy's time signature is also reduced
by 1.
Okay.
I mean if we heal at the end of battle, I don't feel like I need to spend any time healing
right now.
You have 1 BP which doesn't do anything, we're just going to smack you, right?
damage. Anyway, she's struggling. 7 HP. But isn't she gonna get a kill? We have to do
11 damage. She has 3. This does at least 11.
But, and we get just enough HP to level up.
Wait here, I'll be right back with something golden.
She coming back with the K-pop Demon Hunters MTV Video Music Award.
I'm so awesome to be like elected to a public position, but I don't know what to do with
And then you could just start saying stuff like that and people would be like so true
I'm pretty sure this is Narciss Prince from Super Punch Out
Don't say German. This doesn't even look like German. Why did ten people type German?
It does have the same energy as the gif that for a while I believed was
Jerma where it's the guy breaking out of the prison on the CCTV and he just
keeps going like snapping and going like this and like every time he
does it like more and more of the skin gets like eviscerated from the people
who we're supposed to be guarding him?
Uh...
I'm still not 100% sure it's not him.
Hey girl, sorry about that, but maybe I can make it up to you. Come check out our next show
You look like a backstage kind of girl
Gross. Do you realize what that just cost me? You're the worst
Hater's gonna hate but the charts don't lie girl and then there's this
The key this says we're the best officially objectively fax
For now when noteworthy is over this year, I'll be wearing that around my neck
He's got the slap job microphone on him, you notice this?
At the request of Councilwoman Tempo you're not allowed back into the upscale man.
That's disappointing to hear.
That's... yep.
That's Gore of my comfort center.
Absolutely nothing.
It's not over yet.
It's getting dark, wanna grab some food and hit that rooftop?
I know you love the view, we can relax a bit and figure out what to do.
All they do is relax, man!
This is the true Gen Z experience, all they do is get like, dream crushing bad news and
then console each other.
The stars are so bright.
Brightest since the last convergence, I think.
Twenty years ago.
We haven't been friends for half that time. That's wild.
I'm still surprised you're friends with me at all. After that night at the grand stage.
What'd you do on the grand stage, man?
That's not your fault. You were just trying to get over the fence, same as the rest of us.
I know, but you missed the entire show. We couldn't afford the tickets. You were scheming how to sneak in for months.
Eh, someone had to take care of you.
Yeah, she's gonna say that was a long time ago, but don't worry about it and then
Years later, he's gonna do something wrong and then she's gonna be like this is just like that time at the concert
And he's gonna be like I knew it. I knew it when he led me off the hook. He didn't actually leave me off the hook
One shining moment before we had to go
You'll get up there Kate. I talked to some of the biggest stars in courtia today
and none of them think I have what it takes.
Okay, so we've had some setbacks, but there's still one council member left.
Right. Universe. What do you know about her?
The crown queen of K-pop. She rules that world-
In that case, you've told me everything I need to know.
Oh man, no, we're gonna go broke, bro. We're tapping the oyster card non-stop.
You, you are my hero in the near course.
Alright, listen, I'm not necessarily the biggest proponent of yes, you can pet the dog culture,
but this is kind of sick.
I'll give you that one.
Unaccordion.
Okay, that's, that's got a certain journey to say.
Might want to hit up rain before we head in we can use a few accessories
Or we don't have any money we got a hundred and forty four money never mind these boots
defense plus three
Defense plus two HP plus eight
Spinal cap defense plus two. I don't know bro. Let me get a let me get a defense plus two ring. I
I will equip the pop screen and then I will leave the shop which is something that you
can do with the right mouse button.
They should have made this file a cap go to 11 man.
I got a company you should work for bro.
Excuse me, over here, please.
Phineas just said no.
Okay, can I say something?
They're not wrong, though.
This seems like an appropriate situation to send security on you.
Can't have you going any further, it's members only from this point on.
Sorry, guy, we're getting back there one way or another.
Let's keep on that beat.
One thing I have heard, by the way, is that as you get more party members in People of
which is available now, exclamation point P-O-N, you can pick it up on Steam, which is what I'm playing around right now.
Thank you again to Anna Purna for the sponsorship.
There are synergies in the game such that if the song that you are listening to in the battle is the same genre as the type of music that your character is emblematic of, you do more damage.
Don't say I didn't tell you anything, don't say I didn't warn you.
I don't know if we got any K-pop superstars in our party right now, but maybe we would get one, and then we could get a little bonus damage.
There's some genre typing, exactly. I don't have enough BP to do anything. It's just a fact.
just attack. Slay Kid A or Slay Kid B? Slay Kid A? What am I? The music buying public
choosing to ask why the album after OK Computer is so different than the one that came before
it? Nice try. I did what I could. It's getting closer to the end of the stream. Run another
steam a little bit. Amnesiac? Amnesiac came out after, man, that thing. If I had to, if
I had to guess.
What's the heart rate at? We're back at 60. We're back, it literally defibrillated myself.
Okay, deadly six seven damage. Okay, 16 HP, 18 HP. I mean, I don't see a compelling reason
to not just attack you as of this point. You can always heal you later. Always blast
of the volume right now. Okay, you don't mention how about it. Recharging rhythm and recharge
your own HP. That was actually incredible. Maybe that's the thing is I it looks like
I lack rhythm, but that's just because I don't want to use my art to hurt people. I only
want to use my art to heal people. That makes sense to me. That gives me pleasure to deny
ability.
I think I'm nice.
In the high notes.
I didn't know anything about that. Oh what a treasure chest with the vinyl! I don't know
what that means but I'll take it. Vinyls and dungeons enemies will drop
collectible vinyls unique to that area. You get at least one per battle well now
I don't feel as good about myself. But if you're lucky you can score some bonus
vinyls as well. Keep an eye out for people willing to trade you valuable items
in exchange for your vinyls.
Hey, Sam, what should I do if I want to get into a fight?
Just drop a beat.
I'm sure that'll bring trouble running.
Throughout the note, you'll come across enemies you have to defeat to move past.
Those enemies are denoted with a red ominous glow.
If you want to get into additional random battles, check the bottom of the screen and
drop a beat.
Okay, bro, so we can farm XP.
This is how we grind.
What the hell?
Okay, like the
That's what I was gonna ask I was basically gonna ask what's this horrible demon that's here
38 HP you got 27. I mean you got to go in on the on the one with the lowest HP first. It's literally just science
You hold these trees to be self-evident
You know as a kid when I used to play RPGs, I didn't even prioritize like having the whole
party attack the same guy.
That's how bad people were, but I've seen me in video games in like the 1990s.
I would literally be like, okay this person, this enemy, that's Cloud's enemy, this enemy
is Tifa's enemy, this enemy is Barrett's enemy.
And then I would be like what the heck, this is the hardest battle like I've ever seen
in my entire life. You also level only one Pokemon? Yeah, I called it a Ryan lock.
Why do you get to attack three times, man? Because of your time signature, of course.
3 HP, you get attacked.
You should have done that.
We have 2 BP, and you don't have any more A.O.E.s.
Mod.
I need a little help!
That's fine, bro. Recharging rhythm. You know we hit these every single time.
She said weasel face I was listening to a little
I'm not embarrassed to say I'm a little embarrassed to say in fact I'm even more embarrassed to
say and I'll tell you why that's obvious I actually wasn't listening to leisure I was
listening to alone the first Rivers Cuomo solo album songs from the black hole the supposed
but later startled a space opera that he wrote.
Why?
You're me, case. Unbeatable.
This has been a while, I guess. This has been a while.
I did not go on the Weezer Cruise.
I actually didn't even know that the Weezer Cruise existed.
But maybe I'll roll the NL Cruise stuff into the...
into the Weezer Cruise.
Maybe we'll, like, let it ride. You know what I mean?
Oh, dude, going all in on Red 14 on the roulette table and then letting it ride all under the
Weezer Cruise.
Could be the move.
You want to drop a beat instead of in a battle?
I do, man, because I want to farm.
I'm the type of beast that wants to get to level 99 just blasting Waka's ball back at
him before I even get off of Tutorial Islands.
Wait, three of these guys are just kind of nasty, though.
We going on 37 here.
And then...
Destroyed.
Squeaks is announcing right now.
That's my goat, bro.
I'm out here hoping you can get slimed out um 13 damage that's perfect
hey nice one I literally thought that was my own voice at first
Oh, we're gonna die. Okay, you should rest.
It's same typical emotion. It's perpetual bliss.
I literally died, bro.
When a bandmate's HP reaches zero, they go into a faint count.
They'll automatically get back up again with half their max HP after three full stanzas
have passed.
I'm going to level with these, there's like absolutely no shot.
We kill these guys, so...
Don't leave me hanging!
I think I got a retreat.
a vinyl and retreat from battle yeah man I'm not cut out for this life sorry no
access beyond this point and please don't fight me I need this job I can't
fight this guy he's so sad we have to get past himself okay well okay we have to
solve the puzzle get to find a way to on the environment solve it
Damn, look at that.
Why can't I do that?
Well, it looks so easy.
You're just moving your body.
Why can't I do that?
Oh my God.
You guys really need to stand here?
Okay, they're not gonna let me by.
I love two things, palindromes and dancing.
And I'm all out of palindromes.
Is this how we're talking to each other in my 2009?
Any chance I could squeeze by?
What? It's too loud in here. I can't hear you.
I'll never get tired of this.
The lights, the pulsing rhythm, the dance boy that occasionally,
I'm without warning, rotates rapidly.
I love this dance right here.
Damn, I kind of love this dance right here too.
Wait, but I kind of... This is awesome though.
I love that. I don't know. Why can't I do that?
The best I can do is this right here. What are you wearing?
This is the last time you were in a nightclub. Champions of Fire won Las Vegas after party
was at the nightclub in Seasons Palace in Las Vegas. It was not my vibe. The ceiling,
I don't know if you've ever been there or maybe seen it in a movie the ceiling is like modular
So they'll be playing a song. It's like
And then like
parts of the chandelier will like detach and then come down into the club and then like
Spinneria omnia. Yes, it's it is omnia
Chuck Liddell was there. He was there until his
His contractually obligated appearance time was up and then Chuck Liddell was not there.
I don't want to just drop him at a deep thought.
I got to figure out how to get past this man.
Surely they need us, you know what we have to do?
We have to hit the lever and spin the dance floor so that we can then go through the upper
door.
It's like a resonant evil thing.
And then if we go through the upper door, that will give us the keys to be able to maybe
pop out of that.
Oh no, no, no, we have to spin the dance floor and then get up there, then we'll pop out
of there and hit the lever and then something like that, something like that's going to
go down.
Two ground, and there are big clubs.
The dance floor that occasionally and without warning rotates rapidly.
How have you not stood on the button?
Listen, Zelenio.
That's not a button. Okay, that's the center of the of the record
The buttons right there, it's not a button. Maybe this is a button. Maybe if you dance here
Maybe in this room right cheek it past this point man
Wait, can I just go into the Everflow room instead?
Oh, oh, that'll probably solve it then.
Never mind, I made it a little bit more complicated than it had to be.
Holy stage, right?
Hey, you, over there!
Sorry to bother you, I'm looking for those limited edition worlds generation finals.
I'll look at another button.
You must be even more dedicated to the collection of wonderful vinyls than I am.
Those vinyls aren't even going to be of any use to you outside this place.
Sure, let's take a look.
Bro, I don't have any vinyls for this!
I could have gotten 14 HP up, but I died through a vinyl away of retreating.
Great.
Oh Jesus.
What have I done?
You know what maybe we're gonna mix it up great job. We're gonna attack the Clara nude first
You can know it only does when they they could have an attack twice, but that's just a great time signature side
Yeah, it does do a lot of damage
Honestly, I'm not 100% convinced that I'm not gonna die this turn
Now I'm a hundred percent
yep you honestly might as well attack because you didn't have to be to heal
anyway
one HP in the deal it's literally all we need especially if they only affect me
Don't leave me here!
Nah man, I think we're gonna lose again.
It's so embarrassing.
NOOOOOO!
I'm underleveled, man.
If a bandmate's go down, yeah, you'll use a vinyl in the process.
Oh, but I need the vinyl to get strong enough!
Would your parents play that Faith Hill song in the car a lot growing up?
No, I just heard it once this weekend, but also I did I recorded it on the mix tape off the radio
Don't tell the RI double right?
It was track one on my on my mixtape from the radio
But I didn't set out by the way to like turning my radio on and going like I want to record this kiss by a fay-tail
I had my radio on and I was like I want to record some good songs
And then the first song that came on was this kiss and I went good enough
Okay, I don't even want to say whatever she just said there.
This is Balochro Persona.
It literally sounds like a made up name of the most awesome person in history.
So if that was supposed to be an insult, I don't take it as an insult, that's for sure.
I would love to meet Balochro Persona.
16 now. Instant hit can't be played for 14 to 18. You have 9 HP? We do 9 damage. I'm
I'm about to level up. You look like just enough XP.
Then we go back to you. I think I've actually, and pardon the pun here, I think we've gotten in the way.
All we have to do is heal every other turn and then attack on the second turn.
And then you attack, it's the type of thing that'll have you feeling like you're itchy
and scratchy bro.
You fight and fight and fight and fight and fight and fight.
Oh my god, we actually are underestimated.
Engineer.
Do not try to, I can't read that during the sponsor sale, but you've got me, you've got
me slamming out of here, okay?
Don't do that to my friend Apollo, okay?
But sure, if I see you on the NL Super Cruise, you can have five Canadian dollars.
That being said, this offer is limited to like a certain number of people.
I'm not just going to get five dollars to every single person I see,
but if you specifically ask me, and you know that I can remember faces very well,
so don't try to ask me twice.
Three binos, we can actually buy something now.
HP plus 14 literally huge. Yes, please equip that
And then take me back would you like to sell your old pop screen to 45?
I don't think I wouldn't don't I have it equipped
Can we ask you to double it and give it to the next guy way
Okay, I apologize for doing this during the sponsored segment
But double it and give it to the next guy on the cruise could be an incredible segment, man.
One hour double it and give it to the next guy segment.
It might be bad though. I can sort of see the news stories coming out this.
Man physically assaulted after taking like $400 instead of letting the next guy get $800.
And all the comments are like, how did he not see this coming?
Okay, I have received some vinyls.
I'm running arounds.
I'm standing on a puzzle piece.
What have I done?
Oh my god.
You know what?
This is, it's Undertale.
It's Undertale all over again.
Evolved up.
This is, wait, I'm the smartest gamer in gaming history, bro.
Okay, okay. Give me a second here. Start by stepping on this. You vault up. You vault
up and over. You vault up and over. You go here. You go down. You go up. Wait a second.
I literally, I mean, I'm not even clocking that. It's a puzzle because I'm just, it comes
so naturally to a guy like me. You step on the glowing tile. That ain't gonna work bro.
You don't step on the glowing tile. This one's unsolvable. You step on the glowing tile. Wait
Wait, I think I got it.
Then you go to this one, which lets you get across, which lets you go to this one, which
lets you go across, which lets you go to this one, which lets you go across, which lets
you go to this one, which lets you go across, to this one.
And then of course, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on, hang on,
wait a tick.
I wanna get this.
I just got a shiver.
So let's talk to you guys about how I get shivers
more than the average person.
Two things I definitely do more than the average individual.
Trip, I literally, I trip at least three times a week.
at least three times a week.
I don't fall over, but I stumble, for sure.
And then the other one is,
I think I get the shivers at least once a week.
It is because of the toe walking, for sure.
Not the shivers.
The shivers might be because of something different,
but the stumbling is because of the toes, for sure.
I try to say goodbye and I choke.
Yeah.
I try to walk away and I stumble. Wait a second. She's so me. I've decided it's my favorite
song.
Keaton's can use ability stones to help her solve puzzles and navigate around the world.
Right now you only have one ability. If you get close to an object you can use Forte on,
a symbol will appear. Just hit confirm to use it.
He kind of swagged up man kind of his swagged up way to hit a lever
Yeah sponsorship
No disrespect to Kia, I'm sure they make a fine automobile man. I drove Kate's mom's Kia Forte once
Never again
Hey, what else I will say it was better than the Chevy spark rental car
We had in San Diego
The Chevy spark felt like at any moment you could push the pedal down too hard and like the the doors would fall off the car, but
Tell you what I'll show you our experimental configuration see if you can handle it
He literally said okay watch this
Most important thing you need to know here is that you can use the edges of the mace nevermind
We can solve this so easily anyone want to give me like the first step
Anyone want to give me like the first the first step just just
Anyone want to anyone want to post in chat what they think would be the first thing that they would do in a situation like this
Just so we could all test and see oh
We all run around the outside and then step on the blue. Okay
Interesting. Let's put your theory to the test
And then, of course, following that, you would naturally run along this edge right here so
you could step on the heart.
And then by stepping on the heart, you could then come down this way, which would, of course,
do a situation where you can step on this. Guys, I think I ruined it. You had it. I'm
literally I'm gonna solve the puzzle, but I have to go pee so bad. In theory, there
could only be like five minutes left of this, but I have to go pee so bad I can't solve
a puzzle. Well, I gotta go to the bathroom. I'm so sorry. I'll be I'll be back in one
I'll be back at one second.
We're back. Did you solve the puzzle? Stop saying stuff like I wonder what the bathroom
meta is gonna be like on the cruise obviously the bathroom meta is gonna
be stalls okay but that's just already the the bathroom meta for a guy like me
that's not even unusual for a fellow like me
Now we come this way.
Now we're back at the part where I then hit this.
Which then allows us to come this way.
To what purpose?
What we want to do
Don't laugh at me I'm looking at chat to see if you'll give me the answer. Wait, what if I just fall off
It's a blue then a go around
Wait, wait, wait, wait, are you a genius? Oh my god, you might have cracked the case man
You literally just walk on the highlighted square
different people have different abilities okay I shouldn't be the one to
have to tell you this
okay smart guy but now I know how much then don't say jump on the highlighted
square okay wait I can't wait to tell you my plane crash story in person could
Could you tell me the plane crash story right now?
I feel like I'm very interested.
Purple then blue.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
You saved my life.
Blue off and then purple again.
You guys have done this before, I see.
Blue off and then purple again.
Blue off, that's off.
I thought that was on, so that's my bet.
And then purple again.
You gotta wait until the cruise to hear it.
That's ominous, but I'm gonna choose to believe
that you have a pure heart.
Now red.
Now red bro, I can't I can't hit red. I gotta hit blue to hit red wait. I can hit blue though
Wait, I'm not even trolling. Why did you say this is easy? This is like the hardest puzzle I've ever seen in my life
It's literally easy did you see Justin doing the resident evil requiem puzzle?
Where you have to turn all the nodes red.
Oh my god, I fell down.
Chat am I okay?
Be so for real with me?
Yes, I think I'm okay.
You wanted to fall down.
Now you just go around to finish.
Oh no, I just go around and walk to the end of the puzzle.
Yes!
Huge.
Let me see what you got.
Beside, choose a bandmate they recover BP. That seems like the sort of thing that could be might of useful, man.
Honestly, they got no business making a puzzle that hard in a video game. That is crazy.
I know King Minos loves to see you coming.
Uh, well, that's the thing. He built the maze around me.
so I know you would hate to see me leave let's put it that way we said I
getting a fine I still do anything confirm no let's do one more battle okay
that was Daedalus whatever man I don't I think we've established after catfishing
today I have no idea what's going on in Greek mythology okay there are three of
these fellas. How much BP? They recovered 2 BP. Okay, huge. 35 damage. Get rolled. And
then, you also get rolled. Occasionally you'll have more actions available in the time signature
when you have active band members. After each band member is active once their status
As we said they may act again
But it hasn't changed
They're beep so what is this 10 to 12 and then I came with a basic attack next time
Nine damage ain't even much
This is Expedition 33, Crossroads Mother 3.
Oh, that's amazing news!
Oh, it's the greatest video game of all time, is what you're trying to say.
Exclamation point P-O-N, people have noticed now available on Steam.
I appreciate that, thank you.
You know what?
Let me get a...
Ha!
Nice one!
And then, you have 1 BP.
Choose a band member, they recovered 2 BP, we're not gonna do that.
me have you you're gonna do an instant hit you on the other end I know exactly
what I'm gonna do you're gonna use your decide ability and I'm gonna hit this
perfectly I didn't even need to hit it perfectly you're going to recharge
yourself and then you're gonna go beast mode on this guy you're gonna get a kill
wait what and you said I shouldn't be on the hardest difficulty as long as they
made the puzzles a little bit more because you gotta have 150 IQ to get
through the puzzles if they made the puzzles a little easier then I could
absolutely do play on the hardest difficulty because the combat ain't
nothing but a peanut man
You're going to take 8 damage and then you're going to take 8 damage again and again, you're
going to take 9 damage.
Guys in chat with 149 IQ Maddling right now.
I said Maddling, I think it's time man.
Rest in peace, dragon.
I think it's time for me to eat some lunch, probably.
That being said, we did level up.
And on top of that, get a bonus vinyl.
Get that chicken potato king.
Thank you for telling me and giving me permission
to get the chicken potato.
This has been People of Mode.
I've had a really good time playing so far.
I like a game with microgames.
It's crazy to me that back in my childhood, we used to play RPGs and we would just click on attack and then your guy would go like
That's it, right? It seems a little antiquated. It seems a little anti-diluvian at this point.
People of note doesn't do that. It has rhythm-based mechanics.
The better you do on the rhythm-based mechanics, the better your attacks are, the better your abilities are, the better your supports are, the better your spells get casted.
Uh, someone keeps- first off, exclamation point, P-O-N.
Check it out for yourself.
People are mad with a little amount, so you need to thank you to Anapurn for the sponsorship.
Let me throw a slash marker in here.
Slash marker.
People are mad.
I keep getting harassed to show you my pen.
And they did type pen, by the way.
This is what we're rocking right now.
It's not a special pen. You can see it's made of like a hard plastic.
But it came with the hobo-ichi peko that my wife got for me that I have not written in like...
a week and a half, which I really need to do. I need to get organized again.
I knew that was the pen.
No surprise. It seems like a good pen. Can I tell you, literally, this is how my brain works,
and you're not going to believe me. Except if you saw the puzzle, you'll believe me.
I was using that pen, writing in my journal, and then it ran out of ink.
In order to understand the story, first you got to look at it, okay?
I ran out of ink, and I said, oh my god, I ran out of ink in my pen.
I need a new one.
And then Kate went, it has four colors on it.
And I went, oh yeah.
and then I tapped the blue ink instead of the black ink.
And I went, you know, this is what I said to Dan earlier.
I said, Dan, where would we be without the beautiful
William and our lives?
I guess I just assumed that it had one like inkwell.
And it got dyed the color at the moment of writing.
Blue ink does suck, man.
Writing in black ink is so much better.
Anyway, I'm going to send you over to my wife's stream.
I'll be back tomorrow.
Bear to have me so awkward that we both announced cruises
today, no shock bro, really?
Well, we should race.
We should race.
You talk to your captain, I'll talk to my captain.
Let's do this.
Let's have an America cup in international waters, man.
Or we could just get them to pull up side by side
and we could like play catch.
We could like throw a ball from one ship to the other one.
Volleyball.
Man, now we're talking.
The jump from one deck to the other one.
Anyway, bro, I'm so cold.
I don't know what happened,
it's 73 degrees in my office,
but I mean, I've got goosebumps.
I'm gonna send you over to my live stream.
See you tomorrow.
Later!