What's up, players?
was uh ryan you ever seen the turtle on a skateboard who follows around the cat and wants to be the cat's friend
i don't think so uh man it's so cute turtle on the skateboard sounds like a perigrip song
honey turtle follows cat on a square wherever my cat goes in the house her turtle bff has to be
right next to her it's so good all right friend that is uh that is beloved it really is
is. I never had a bad day. I just look at the little turtle on a skateboard, followed
in the cat. You know, I could use that. Look at this. It's nice.
They give him a skateboard, but then they just fucking falls off the bed and smashes
his face into the ground. Oh, no. Oh, my God. It's like, it's like he's, uh, like
bodyboarding. He's using all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, to push the skateboard.
The Japanese language always translates so funny.
Yeah.
It's so good.
It's like the sergeant enters chasing after Kiyuki-chan.
The sergeant wants to be praised by Kiyuki-chan.
Oh, what are you saying, man?
Yo.
Hello.
Yo.
Tiny Turtle follows Cat on a skateboard.
Cuttle buddies.
It's so nice.
That sounds wonderful.
Yeah, never even thought that video I linked that whole
channel is just endless videos of a little turtle and a cat
hanging out.
OK.
Cat wears a little bow tie.
Turtle's got a skateboard.
It couldn't be better.
Oh.
Oh, you think animals are cute?
Have you ever seen the inside of a kangaroo's pouch?
Don't know.
I don't mean anything for me ever again.
It's wet.
It's like wet and it's really red
They got titties in there too
A real?
Ok now it's back, you saved it
Yeah, yeah
I'm going to be wet as long as there are titties in there
The turtle is just walking right up to the cat
This is how he wants to be his buddy
Oh that's the best
He has a bell
He has a little bell
Oh my god
This is delightful
I said la la dog because I was talking about it with Justin and then the two top results
are dog sings la la and then updated germa full la la compilation.
Dude!
Oh yeah, I gotta get my algorithm fixed dude, it's gotta start feeding me this stuff.
My algorithm is fucking, my algorithm shows me that, people opening magic cards, every
northern lion video ever, and guns.
I mean, they got you pinned, dude. That sounds accurate.
It's like the search history of a now notorious individual that's in the news.
They need to do...
Or like, we've dug into his YouTube history and here's how we fell down the rabbit hole.
They need to do a YouTube-wrapped, but like instead of just being like,
this is the videos you watch the most, it's like, this is your algorithm stats.
This is what we think you are. This is the person we think you are.
Here's your idea.
I'm ready to hear the
I'm gonna send some invitations. Yeah, someone else started. Yes, sir
Hmm in March of 2026 you started a new trend and watched these so you creators. That's just all case openings. I
Have to find you guys in my friends list alphabetize. What's your names other than bear? I think I'm Rashomon ending explains still
There you are
I'll make one easy for you at least
a bug bear taffy I mean don't mind ending explains I was gonna say don't be
hypocritical you're a bug that's fair but and you're on the top of the the
list alphabetically and if you were to look at your friend listen go who's a
bug you know I would probably think it's you yeah yeah yeah I thought I've
had a couple options before I think Justin I think I don't know I don't
immediately go bug for you to be honest thank you I need a random button
that's like every character except the ironclad yeah I'm a hit I'm a hit random
I'm gonna go random I'm gonna go wait what if we all get the remnant though
then we're all gonna chair a chilly yeah I'm in the chair all right you let me
slash marker oh yeah you absolute blasphemer don't you ever call
I'm ready to go
Oh, is she too silenced?
I like her, Clyde, huh?
Bro, I'm the damn Remnant!
It gave you the fucking Remnant.
It gave me the Remnant last time, too!
I want to have you disparage my boy like this.
I saw a full art card, I had to take it.
They showed me a great...
Now that I've been ascending more,
they've been showing me some nice full art cards.
Really? I like that.
that's that's an appropriate reward for Ascension
what am I supposed to do here man?
I'm gonna let Apollo be the Pathmaster
we got a cool one through some mysteries down there
and...
but yeah you do your thing brother
I literally cut a defense man
that's not bad, I mean I definitely prefer to cut a strike
yeah sure
No, you got to cut a defense before you cut a strike.
Really? Is that the meta for you?
That's what I do. I win like 20% of my games.
Well, what the hell if you scroll the top of the map, someone hacked us and joined.
Whoa dude.
I don't get it.
Like you look on the top left.
Oh cool guy!
Man, we're going to get carried, dude. Cool guys in our lobby.
I didn't see that.
I would just immediately put that on the big man, even though he's actually-
We got vulnerable here, but I guess not really a big concern right now.
Well, I'm just saying that we might have some at some point.
Oh, that's fair.
I'm just going to beat up this guy.
Beat him up, Twitch.
Yeah, that's a little good, yeah.
This is bully this little guy.
Bullied.
You don't have to wait for me.
I got just a plain default deck.
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll give you. Don't you don't you don't you yet? Don't you yet?
Take one of those.
Doesn't matter.
It's taking everything in my power to not say that's my impression of myself in March, 2027.
I appreciate you getting to kick off, though.
Dude, I'm gonna.
We really should have trust the elephant in the room. I guess I did unbox another night.
Oh, let's go, dude.
He's... he's...
Your knife unboxing is all anyone's talking about these days.
Yeah, that's the only thing in the news.
That's the big topic.
Someone told me that Chibli unboxed one and then sold the life that Librarian let them borrow.
No, no, other way around. He sold the Librarian's life and then got him out of that.
Oh!
Life for a knife.
How much is Librarian's life going for on the steam trading... steam marketplace these days?
I think it was like 800 dollars.
Chibli said he opened like hundreds of cases with this. So it must be a lot.
a lot. You guys don't have an attack, huh? No, I do not. Watch this. Oh, get blind. Get
rid. What's the week you call in the Redeemer? Get redeemed and redeemed. Yes. That was huge.
Yeah, blanking in March. I'm gonna have so much fun and green screening myself on a boat.
And just I'm happy for you. I'm gonna have so much stock footage of like boat disasters
just to cut to be like oh there's live footage from the boat and it's just like
Titanic I didn't feel like going through the the trouble of actually doing it but
just for the sake of the joke pretend that I made a website BT supercruise.com
that is just like a complete mirror of your style this is like false events
like there's one event was like a big pit that you put all your money in
every day and at the end we collect it and that's it that's just that's all
That's the end. Yeah. How do y'all feel about the bug that makes you small?
I personally love this bug. I like him, dude. I like being small.
I don't think he makes it small. I think he brings us down to his level.
I think that should be an event where you let him live like you play pacifist mode long enough
to where he goes away and then he just stays small and then there's like a secret alt path
you can take as a small person. Oh my god.
That'd be so nice.
What?
Oh, my screen awaits for a second.
It's got to be that.
I was going to have the schedule for when we launch.
It was just going to say the same day as NL's cruise with a frowny face.
And then in parentheses, even if they reschedule a frowny face.
I
Yeah, I think I'm schmiffin
That's why I talk all the time now says are I think I'm gonna stop my friend
I feel like you you're a different person now than you were before I left
I don't wait. What kind of told them to take on the human psyche to stream for
43 days straight this motherfucker just keeps acting like it's nothing like every time I ask about it
He's just like, you know, it's fine. Whatever it is in normal days
I am having such a nice time. It's probably should be distressing how much I like it.
It's crazy. It's gone so long that I'm about to get another haircut on the street.
To be able to measure the length of your sub-a-thon by the amount of haircuts is bonkers.
It's truly something.
It's been ten years since you were...
No, I'm way bolder than that.
Shit, one second.
It's been 18 years since your last haircut?
You think I fucked up a joke, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I know what you were going for.
The joke is I'm bald.
That is a good joke.
Nasty, not cool.
Sorry.
I think it's fun to save here.
I can't come up with very funny guests to have on my boat though.
Can we please just keep the questions for Rampard while we're here?
I've Rampard too!
Alright, all I got is strikes, so I'll blow this guy up.
Oh, I forgot he comes back.
He comes back.
I
Mean always to make it like bang, you know, I do appreciate that. Yeah, I had them with a weekend
It just sucks because I do have a lot to say but like, you know
Sometimes it's best but it left unsaid. No, I'm not to you by the way, but just to
the internet
No, I think like, you know
People have genuine concerns
it's that
that's the way it is
some of those concerns
were seen upstream
and some of those concerns were not seen upstream
but as tempting as it is
to just be like, wow the internet likes
to get angry, that's not the way I'm approaching
I think it's a juvenile way to approach it
that's so brave of you
because that's not the way I'm choosing to approach it
and it's not my thing
I'll operate in your honor
in the way that you wish you could operate
this is the way that i wish i could because of my and i think it's about
bad impulse that appears mature which is good
for me in it from an optics standpoint
but like when criticized i basically become the most annoying person in the
world and go you're right
i'm fucking suck i'm a piece of shit but i'm a worthless human being
is that why you did this?
you're right, that's why i'm doing this
alright shenna don this, this was dumb
So trust me when I say I understand the impulse
to be like, no man, the internet just
likes to get angry about everything.
Like this is one where I'm like, I can see,
I can see why there's a divisive, you know,
a difference of opinion on this one.
And you know, it's a long way away,
so we'll figure it out as we go.
We got lots of time to adjust.
Let's put it that way.
Sure, that's such a mature way of going about it.
I really liked, because I watched the librarian cut of you guys talking about the amazemics
I hadn't seen it live.
And you mentioned that Squeaks had the attitude of just like, it's going to be fun to be on
a boat.
Like it's going to be a good time to-
He's like a puppy dog.
Yeah man, that's awesome.
I love that.
Hang on.
Like an evil fucking puppy dog.
Yeah.
It's fun to say Squeaks is evil, he's so nice.
i will say i haven't watched like five minutes of that cut this morning will
take me shit
uh... you'd why did you say it'll be like hitman that was fucking
it's really uncursed with
crazy
uncursed with the ability or the compulsion to only make the perfect
analogy in every situation and it really is a perfect analogy for him
uh...
so funny to like we're gonna have security it's like okay that's also a
hit man do you just want like what do you want here I think I'm talking about the
right it's brain in that direction I don't like no no no no no no are you
afraid for your life
hmm I just had to ask it in generally in generally yes yeah I I think that the
people I think I think that's a no reaction just because like if someone
wanted to kill any of us it would be so much easier to do it instead of
They're not hard enough.
Justin's kind of like Teflon.
Roo's paying thousands of dollars.
No, that's fair, honestly.
That's not it's not wrong.
Honestly, people don't like when I say this, but I've met.
I bet in the last five years, I've met in public like.
Two hundred to three hundred and Alphans.
Yeah. And they have been aggressively.
I mean I've had I I run into a
shocking amount of people oh why would you do this I love smithing bro you
don't make me schmiffin I've run into a lot of people over the years who know me
from the internet and they've all been delightful I mean yes I've not a single
bad one all been so weak and pathetic yeah I mean other than that can I can I
say something that might be controversial actually because like you know I'm
I'm seeing a lot of like the same comment or the same comment, which is like, wow, trapped
on the cruise with the most annoying people ever.
I would never go to this.
This sounds miserable.
And I'm like, bro, you're the annoying guy.
You're not bad.
That's why you're not bad.
That's why you're the annoying.
That's a good lie.
That's you.
That's it.
I feel bad.
I think people have taken my saying that I will go on the cruise for $500,000.
that like I'm mad at you about it or judging you I just don't want to be on
a cruise that's like completely understand and also if you were mad or
judging I would also like completely understand I think you're all over
$1000 might be part of it right? If someone steps up, that would be so nice.
come through for me in this time of the year
oh my god, he's so nice
uh, I mean, yeah, just, I don't know about the stuff, right?
there we go
just throw all that shit at him
you know you can lose with two silents, that's for sure
and the red accuracy and blade dance in the same hand
you don't need to like pay attention to anything.
Yeah, you just, like, all the time, we're vibing.
The order in which you play your cards, who goes first,
putting vulnerability on them first, it does not matter, man.
I didn't realize we were on anyone.
Have we lost the one time we played with Ryan
after three hours?
Yeah, I don't know.
We won, right?
We won, so let me do a sentry, too.
Maybe we didn't.
I don't care about that egg.
I think the hosting matters, maybe it do.
She's here for the egg.
Oh my god, I can't kill this bird again.
Oh, progression isn't gained from multiplayer runs anymore, they patched out.
what wait so wait so no it can't always just be a sentient one right I guess
you got it higher beaded like locally and single player and then you got to
beat it I mean that's never been an issue wait so you so you're still an
ascension one no you're the host man yeah I'm on ascension six on everyone
oh shit never mind oh I'm on a one I'm definitely I haven't played like any
single player so if it caps then it would be my fault
Oh random is a separate ascension level for real I know I was listening to everything
Chad's telling me
Random is a separate ascension level
I see
Ok bro we keep the deck thin around here
I feel that's my egg
I'm not resting. Oh, no, this guy's a real prick, though.
I'm not resting.
Do we have to hit him like 30 times because of the fact?
Yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
It's more like 50 something.
That's 60. We have to hit him 63 times.
The next 63 times, he takes damage.
He refused to balance it for some reason.
Are they? Yeah, I don't know, man.
This this one seems so egregious to me.
That's so funny.
that's true could be six seven that's so true
I'm gonna get unceasing to all that Centenium puzzle it's not unceasing top
imagine unceasing top okay I'm picturing the Winnie the Pooh meme where
it's like regular Winnie the Pooh when you know but she keeps sucking and then
and it's Winnie the Pooh wearing a suit, unceasing type.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with you.
That's nice.
Oh, guess what?
He's taking double damage now, it's a double the one.
Nice.
I don't want to use my assassinate yet, I don't want to do that.
Why would I fucking want to fuck what I do?
It's going to hurt me so bad.
Yeah, I'm about to have 10 HP and that's...
No, right.
You know what? You need this more than I do, or just bug your bugs.
Oh my god, thank you.
Everyone forgets you can use potions on each other and multiple times.
Oh, let me know. I got liquid memories.
Hmm, I'll say. I don't know what I'm trying to say.
I'm with you.
Guy into water sports? Maybe, maybe. Sorry, that was me, y'all.
I just kind of assumed it meant like he couldn't remember anything.
I thought it was like an old town thing which to be honest is like the opposite
of true. It's another pinch of Madonna. I don't tend to use a crazy town. Both both
suck really bad. Both the types of both the types of bands you might see on a
cruise. I might add. Don't worry guys. I'm gonna get to deal damage soon. You think
you're gonna have a band on the cruise? Mmm like a band person or like a band
and then you have to talk to the embassy to get home
Will you do a live unbanning requests session?
Only if they can be locked in the brig while we're doing it
I actually am excited for the opportunity to maybe have someone locked in the brig
and then dropped off in Cozumel, Mexico and then you have to talk to the embassy to get home
Ice be like I uh, you ever
Did see someone say they're gonna make you toe walk the plank and that shit made me laugh
That's not even that special I toe walk everywhere. I
Did like the post that was a very easy joke, but it was like man
This cruise route is crazy, and it was just a line through the straight
Good one, I'm gonna pass away this turn. No, you're not. We're gonna kill him
can I prevent this? I can, that's huge. Give myself one of these and one of these. I need
to draw one defend. I got a lot of it with you because like I I've done I've probably
done four attacks to this guy. I did not build my deck with this guy in mind. I'm
He's almost he's almost gone. I have one HP
I think any handful of defense on the turn he doesn't attack that rocks
It's so nice I believe
Why would you shit this turn? I have shit in stars and nothing to do with them
At least the poison does accumulate while he's got that nonsense
The buff thing going on
The boys was triggered.
Oh, but shim stuff though.
Hmm. I have accelerant or storm of steel.
Storm of steel. So good.
I mean, I'm still so good.
Hmm. Yum yum.
Yum yum. The problem is, I also have invent them
whenever an attack deals on block damage.
Sunny D and Roman has posted.
Dude, I've been referencing Sunny D and Rome a lot more.
I think it's on its way back.
It's a good one.
And go go and get me some.
In view of the full art.
replace the ring of the snake with the ring of the Drake
did you see they iced up Drake's seats at the Raptors game yesterday
holy shit they iced up his seats man
did they make him real cold?
they were frozen cakes man
wow why do you have so many potions
I
Got the copper
Nine potion slots
Probably go to that yeah, and we're gonna go and get them back. There's a store over here, too
I like a question mark instead of a campfire because like all my cards are upgraded already
Let it let it ride. You do not play like a damn team, man. Okay, but you know what? I didn't do any attacks on the last boss
The buggy take your things. I got a vulnerable and now he's in trouble
I gotta fix up this neck. It's garbage. Good luck taking my stuff bug
And the bug takes that's good
What are you excited to do on the cruise, Ryan?
I'm gonna be like working like a dog, essentially.
No, but like are there like live shows or like any like things that you guys
already have in the works that you're looking forward to?
So we on account of like how like it's sold some tickets yesterday.
So after that, because there was a chance that we launched it,
in my head I was like it's gonna sell four tickets and then this thing's gonna get canceled.
You're insane, dude.
I think this is illuminating for me that I actually do have an anxiety disorder for sure.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the club, man.
That's also worth being anxious over, I think.
Yes.
It's a big deal.
Yeah, no, it makes a lot of sense to be stressed about it,
yeah, for sure.
But I mean, if your description of how you physically
were was accurate, then yeah, you might be right.
That sounds like it's a lot.
I was drained, but not in a good way.
But either way, I was like, OK,
I'm going to talk to the company and be like, OK,
now that we have some idea of how many people we're
going to have on here.
I need more details about the event spaces
to figure out what we can do.
So we're in the process of probably
by the end of this weekend, I would
imagine we'll have a rough itinerary of stuff
that we can expect to have available.
Excuse me.
Some gastric juices.
But I think at a minimum, we are
going to have access to the big theater, which
is kind of sick.
Every day I was told
Why has it taken me so many divinations, man?
I didn't mean to lag if you guys are still developing stuff and it won't put you on the spot or anything
I'm just curious
I wonder if that applies to me
It depends if it puts the debuff on them or if it puts it on the buff
I think it might be me though
I don't know
I just don't know
It's a power skill.
It's a power.
Let's try it.
I think they did this to you.
Yeah.
OK.
Adam Minimon, this is stuff that is not guaranteed.
I would love to do a 16-star speed run where, like, bang starts.
And then, like, five minutes after that, I start.
And then, like, 15 minutes after that,
Sweet starts, and he has to run our asses down.
I like that.
That's fun.
That's like I was saying, man.
I really have just always kind of dreamed of this sort of thing happening
I just absolutely never thought it would be real
Your dad asked me the dad who stepped up right now. I appreciate that
What's funny is the other day I was like I should do a stream soon where I like invite local chatter
She just sit in the background like it's a live audience
And people were like that would be fun though right like it would be so cool. Yeah now I'm like I just fucking do it
I guess
Oh man!
Okay, yeah, the tracking thing does just apply to me, unfortunately.
The weakened damage.
Oh, the 55R.
What the fuck?
Doesn't even matter, get reflected, bro.
Oh, get rid of all that block!
Oh, there we go!
What a fucking play.
Infinite Blades Plus. I like that.
like it like they don't know that one put CS last night wait wait no I was
watching you guys play CS well for the viewers we were playing CS last night and
we were like how are you buying so many ops to the other team and bro just said
like it like it I was getting pissed off because I was like how that when you
play with us you guys or when I play with you we do so bad but when I'm not
there you guys win every game like how does that make any sense at all to be
fair and I think I said this last night cuz I think someone else said that and
I was like it's not any one person's thing it's it's you Dan and Corey
combined
You were supposed to shoot him out, but you never fell.
I don't think we fight for that key.
What does the key do?
I don't remember if you got that key.
It's the library, right?
It's the card that's like play the same card again next turn or whatever.
I always get this guy because he's just hard.
There's four of us.
And everybody's doing something.
We're all doing attacks.
I
Also true
What do you want it looks like you're trying to steal my potions I know
Don't worry guys anything nine strength away from it
You know a lot of that love that for everyone
Hmm
Oh, dude, this is gonna be a cakewalk. Yeah, he's already
Very getting worked over. I mean it's a sentient one. You can literally do like nothing man
Get exposed. Oh
Also flanking
I'm gonna do a million damages turn. Yeah, dog. I
Fucked up my stuff. Okay, I would have done so much more than that
sorry I'll take my turn he will die next turn people I mean he's like this is
already pretty much dead but he's ass he's cool I gotta get that expose in that
faster see you I'm not suspiciously intern key next oh good so it's a curse
and
they shouldn't have made that boop sound so nice
and I'm trying to figure out what to do
that boop shit sounds great
we're all trying to figure out what to do
the double burst
oh we get with 600 gold right
yes sir yeah that's crazy sir
it's money time
I will roll shits
One of the silence probably on the gambling ship there, right?
How's your sly look?
I have no sly
I also have no sly, but I could find some
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm all in on the shibs
Deal
I'll take whatever you want
Actually, you know what? Letter open is really good for me because I have burst
I think I'm chilling, so I'm just gonna take hourglass
Oh, I should
But okay, it's fine
Hey man, alright, fuck you
The shit is shaking with rage and losing dude is so funny
Great, I can't wait to heal for 15 on this. Oh wait, I'm at full HP. Wow
Motherfucker whining about a nice warm bed. Jesus dude
Beds sorry, this is the kind of guy I'm becoming this week. Oh bad
It's anyone here like they put one inch out of your fan of beds man
No, I can actually engulfed in this with 100% sincerity because we just got a new mattress like I'm all about
So I just got my first subatombe payment not to burn
I'm gonna get a new bed. I can't fucking wait. It's gonna be so nice
You should get one of those beds that Drake got this like a hundred and ninety thousand dollars or something
Holy shit, also, I'm gonna get huddle up here all allies draw two cards because I'm a good guy
Huge love that could be worth it's because you spend like a 30 your life on it or whatever
That's true
Are you guys looking on on gold? Yes, sorry for being the guy who brought up my two times in the first 30 minutes of the stream
I know what's with you?
The game is bring it up because they gave me an item called
No, it's cuz it's cuz we're gonna be cruising through this rate of hormones. So I need to
but I have one that's like you need to be cards in your exhaust pile to play this
oh yeah oh wow okay I've got to expose the craziest attack of my life okay flanking
here to the other go double damage he does have five thorns so don't murder
yourself oh yeah hey everyone have some cards oh thank you I could literally
I could one two punch sword boomerang and take a 40 damage from him
I'm not gonna do that. Oh, we know I do I should still play this
I don't need to start blocking man. I was about to throw like 40 ships at this guy. I'm gonna die
Now it's your time
I guess he's cooked. He's gone
You should get extra points for last hitting
Yeah, it should give you a big a like a relic kicker. She gave you a little
Competitive say the spider to I like question marks more these days
What's wrong with this guy he just steals 50 gold
I think we're getting good.
But isn't our next combat even the boss?
Next five combat is too strong.
150 bucks? That's honestly not so bad, I'm taking it.
Good for the boss.
Yeah.
I believe it's always been minus one strength equals minus one damage.
I think it's been a direct one-to-one the whole time.
I don't want to play that.
I'm vibing with the starting hand.
I'll play it.
Oh my god, it got even better.
Oh, I shouldn't have played that.
Guys, nobody's going to take any damage just so you know.
That's so nice, thank you.
You don't know how much you just saved my ass.
That's what I'm here for.
Just give him minus two strength.
I forgot to assassinate, also counts for y'all I think, or finisher rather.
I'll show you a lot of Marvel movie theory.
Six damage, reach attack, early play.
This turn I think that also counts for y'all.
Because in the middle of playing it, the number went up.
Pause real quick here, I might have flanking.
Oh yeah.
I can't never mind. Yeah, we're good. We're good. Go ahead.
Hmm. It's too late in the game to be drawing. Strike, strike, strike, defend, defend.
No kidding. That's so true.
Bird. Oh.
Yeah, look at that.
Looks like you guys are having a lot of fun.
one. You're the only one that's not ready. Oh, shit, my bad.
I got like, I know, I suppose actually I've got free cards for you all, but I don't want
to fill your hands. Yeah, don't play just yet. All right. Let me kill this little freak.
I'm ready at your leisure, but you can already get 20 block
I'd love to see the damage pile up, dude
I made a really good deck
They renamed this boss Crab Pussy?
I've been waiting for it
Time really started to wear it on their sleeve
Everybody is laughing at me
But if I get that one specific rare card that's like
X
Deal eight damage where X is the number of stars you have
It's over
I got a I got cards for everybody again. I love that huge
Cardics for my friends. Thank you
Maybe you cast adrenaline yay
you really be like snap snap, you know, Michael Statt,
there you strike me as the only other person here that's seen the office.
I've seen the office.
I don't know how I feel about that.
Is it really?
I find, well, were you the one who chose to watch the office or was it foisted upon
you?
I think
We were looking for stuff to watch during Kobe was dating someone. It was a half decision
Man, it kind of feels like you just had to meet there. You seem like a basic bitch
Like the first three seasons on DVD
All right, see you're here. It was a fun game with me at least I
Even watched the episodes like before Steve Carell got the hair transplant. Oh damn
He's OG
I
Never watched a full episode of the office
But I've must have like combined watched like 10 hours of it just from like clips bro. You would actually love it
Andy Bernard has dr. Robbie energy
They're saying Andy Bernard and Dwight have dr. Robbie swag
That's true
That's not I'm seeing it. I'm assuming that's the pit. Yes, dr. Robbie is the pit season finale in the two days
It's, everybody's watching the pit.
It's real good.
It's very stressful though.
It's kind of why I've steered clears, because it seems very stressful.
The same Dr. Santos is kind of like the Jain Levinson Gould for the modern prestige
TV generation.
I fucking hate everything that's being said right now.
I don't want to get in for one million points, but that's it.
Also be hit for one million points.
Maybe I can save you guys.
That's true.
Do you have any leftover mana?
I'll fuck it up.
I'll play it anyway.
There you go.
I'm saying you don't want to watch it during dinner.
Yeah, do not watch Scott's taunts during dinner.
You're cruel and so strong it'll put you off your appetite.
You're going to laugh so hard your shit's going to come out your nose.
The guy kind of helps me with gore dude like I used to be sort of mad at it
But then the first episode literally they like put you through the grinder
They're like okay five minutes in this is the grossest thing you ever seen that'll prepare you for the rest of the show forever
And it did I mean that's good. Yeah, I guess
You ever think about how like the year 2000 was like the only time any of us would ever choose
gore over bush
Given the choice
I
Even playing my shoes glad to see you back to full form after a break dude. I'm
Is the best shit deck I've ever had
We'll get you a one joke at a time yeah, man
One joke after another. Yes, dude. Love that movie. You know, that's a good one
Mm-hmm. They should do it recut it as a comedy. It's already a little funny
It's got funny moments for sure
Y'all Hail Mary is so fucking good. I gotta see that
Watch it again
Policy to give it a two-on-letter box. He called it we're sorry the fuck what the typical we're slop is all right. I
Did say that I like to Martian more though
Hey
That's fair. There's Ryan Gosling science the shit out of this one
He is too hot to beat this guy
He even questions it himself in the movies
His muscles always question mark is like
You know you're not supposed to look like this
I'm going to let him play my first turn for me
I do usually like doing that one
Bro, how about this?
At the start of each combat add one or five random cards in your hand add retain to it. That's crazy
That being said i'm just gonna remove five cards
I'm just gonna do lord's parasol dude. Yay get everything out of the shop
Bear has seen the bear. I really like lionel boys. He's in projectile mary and also in the bear
He would like the bear. Oh, I was like, what's going on here guys? He's playing my turn for me
You'll be doing it. It went pretty well. No, I think he literally does just like left to right doesn't it? Yeah left to right
So I've got one million powers to play I
I forgot how to like do anything, but he's got 19 damage understood.
The exposed card is really good, but like cracked in multiplayer.
Getting rid of 120 armor in one card is crazy, and it's free.
It's a zero cost.
And I fucked I have to click N turning, even though he's playing my turn 4 mess
up.
Yeah.
Can't do that.
Exposed I've got I got too much shit to do
God I got a free huddle up for my boys though. I'll tell you hey
I haven't a realization that maybe like my deck doesn't do anything
Yeah, my multiplayer experience has been like you play four people and one person gets the best deck and so was the whole run
I got speedster just now and when I play powers I get free card like a it makes them card cause zero because that hand
Fuck. Yeah, man.
This is to be caused by a mile.
Oh my God, it's got to be it.
Yeah, it's got to be that.
Can I say it's actually been like the greatest week of all time for my daughter
because Ryan Reynolds is doing another promotion with Tim Hortons
and he's released Ryan's signature doughnut.
So every time we go by Tim Hortons,
she takes a picture with a sign that says Ryan's signature doughnut.
And also because I live in Canada we we go by about I don't know maybe like 15 Tim Hortons every time we walk
That does rock, so it's basically like the greatest period. Oh
I had donuts for the first time in a while this week. I forgot how much I like them
There's this place called Bambury Cross near us. I don't know if it's like a local place
Or you if you guys have heard of it, but goddamn they're really good
Good cake donuts my vibe man. I love a cake donut. Thank you for being on the side of cake donuts
They've got a donut, dude.
I got a donut on Saturday and Sunday.
We have a Buddha donut here, and then we also have a salty donut.
And both are very good.
Salty donuts.
They make, like, I don't want to say gourmet donuts, but they make some fancy donuts.
Yeah, I was going to ask.
There will be those places that have really high quality fancy donuts.
Usually, those places, they don't taste as good, though.
They sacrifice the looks for the flavor a lot of the time, it feels like.
Last thing, we also have shiplies in Texas, and that's just like the McDonald's donuts here, and it's also good.
Complimenting.
Yeah.
It did sound like the shiplies donuts.
They got donuts now, shiplie, shiplie, they're selling donuts.
They're just giving away donuts, shiplie.
Shiplie two donuts for one, shiplie.
surely if I just keep skipping every single card reward my deck will get better somehow
yeah yeah I assume so
ooh why are you gonna give me
I want that
I want another shit
I also want another shit
I'll take a Basra
I'm gonna go to the store so I can acquire everything
yes man I have so much money
oh my god it's like a salamander riding a beetle
jimpanzee riding on a segway
sorry
i'll say it again
i'll apologize for that one
that one's on me
whoops
i'm with you shinji
i don't know man like putting a pile of lucky charms
in the center of a donut
that's not the wave
see voodoo donut they put
not lucky charms but they put a captain crunch on top of a donut
and it fucks
Wow, now we're talking.
That was the issue.
You can't do that again.
Man, you can't say you like anything anymore,
because people will just be like that.
They'll either say it sucks or it's overrated.
I know this case.
You wrote this down in your Notes app on your phone,
and now you're pretending you didn't write it down,
and you're seeing it in your soft launch and your standup.
I'm just saying.
That was a perfect segue.
Good anymore, man.
That was a perfect segue.
Is there a single good place, like I like this, and everyone goes, yes, it's good, or
like, I don't have an opinion, it's always this fucking sucks, this fucking sucks.
People tell me I do that, but they do it too, man.
Yeah, a lot of Canadians be saying you can't joke about anything these days.
You know what?
And they're right.
I think you can joke about anything as long as you're honest and it comes from
a place of love.
That being said, there is one thing you can't joke about, airplanes.
You could have the funniest observation about airplanes, and what do people say?
Oh, what's the deal with airplane food?
It's Jerry Seinfeld ruined it for everybody, man.
Some people are saying it's the worst thing he's ever done.
Outside of the pop tarts movie.
Mm hmm.
Well, there was a lampshaded it a little bit to see
you were supposed to finish the punch line yourself in your head.
Mm hmm.
So I start to energy all.
Um, yeah.
I like playing that last.
Yeah, it's all they have the unskippable cutscene
History course dude, I can keep forgetting
You choose the cards to add to your hand. That's insane man. Oh
With the wish. Yeah, which is nuts with the I don't need foregone conclusion this one's called. Oh
Shit, oh, I didn't even play it
Ryan, were you there with the guy we played CS with last night who was hilarious?
He was the Andrew Tate away the other day.
Yeah, the whole Andrew Tate enjoyment.
We weren't 100% sure how he felt on the Andrew Tate issue.
Well, I feel like you must take reptile drinking Apollo.
Oh, I never used a potion.
Oh my God.
I'll just one shot the final boss.
I have almost nine full potions.
I'll take the worst, Raleigh.
I'll tell you what, I should not take
Pantograph or Regal Pillow, because I never take damage.
So if anybody wants those, be my guest.
It doesn't take the damn pair, then, motherfucker.
He was just really funny, because he had a very,
he had a very thick southern accent,
and he kept saying like E3 voice lines,
as just, yeah, it was like a video game trailer.
No, I could use this.
That stuff like that.
Go on Ceasing Top and Gremlin Horn?
Oh my gosh.
Oh.
Imagine I'm ceasing top.
Oh.
Sorry, I'm thinking of it.
When you know, but you keep sucking.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Maybe I should remove a card from my deck this time.
I 100% believe that the funniest person you'll ever
meet in your entire life is a high school dropout,
air conditioner repair man who you just happened to buy
something from on Facebook Marketplace.
And then the second funniest person of all time
is your favorite comedian.
A lot of people think I'm funny. I know like 10 people funnier than me and they were all like high school bullies
It's fucking there's an injustice in this world, man. I
Believe it man
That's where I am be shopping Ryan be shop. I said I also believe that you were bullied in high school
Yeah, not really that's that's stolen valor. I wasn't cool in high school. That wasn't
Well, I don't want to be around there's a lot of people who got bullied are
Are they got bully cuz they're cool
Just not cool
Just not cool in like a high schoolers eyes, right?
I got a rolling boulder and I get to play it for free every now and again, and that's so funny. I
Love the rolling boulder
You would love that Dylan
Sorry guys, that's a good one. I actually understood that one that wasn't a joke
I think he's one of the greatest songwriters of the 20th century and he's got some shit in the 21st
the 20-ish century he's got some shit in the 19th for all I know bros old
is what I'm hearing take Bob Dylan all this shit that fact check
Rock can we get a check on that back checked by real American patriots
I heard that's the mystery streamer want some cards old people do love no I did not
both I had butted two cards for next turn now they're gone that's pretty that's pretty
I'm sorry guys, I have 7 energy.
You're good.
I'm thumbing it.
I think I might have gone infinite.
Well that's a fix.
That's a far cry from your previous deck state.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm almost...
This guy a little more.
It's over.
He's poisoned so much.
I definitely should have played this.
He's poisoned so good.
Yum yum.
Stop.
I can't.
But I really want to do it.
No, not you, Rai.
Oh, yeah, that's what they say. They say yum yum when they get ice cream so good
You're only moulders about these flatties work. That's a shit
They're supposed to get boys. Oh, he wasn't in rain dead. He's dead. I
Can't even get my taxing for you. Oh, bye
Another Phantom blades. I'm gonna come dude Phantom tax filing date tomorrow. You guys ready? I
I haven't paid my phantom tax. I got that shit done a while ago this year actually
Yeah, my taxes real early this year. That was smart. I
Got to uh, I gotta send the final forms, but that was some good
Design my final forms. Mmm
Final destination, but it's just your taxes. Oh
It's like the final destination for your money, I guess they keep using other stuff now that I think about it
I suppose this asshole
What if you guys made me draw cards?
Oh my god I have a handful of powers, this is incredible
When I play a power, a power becomes free
I'm just going to play all my money in the eyes
Best day of my life
Oh my god, I snuck out for 7 cards
1, 3, 3, 2, 2, 3, 3
Devastating
That's ridiculous
This is brutal
that's true already did my taxes last year smart there you go handled it really
the man if I got any more people again playing to help me yes
hmm piercing whale
I think they have had that for longer than they have had any job?
Almost there
Oh man
There you go
There you play a card this turn and I'm going to lose this 2 HP
I'll be taking that
I could use this
No free relics
A stone calendar
Needs the energy dude
I mean ice cream is sick but I don't really need it
Mmm ice cream is so good
Yum yum
No, no, I just take the worst one because as an atonement for having done like basically nothing this whole run
Like it are you an infinite like it? I went infinite, but it doesn't do anything like every time I play a card it does for damage
Oh my god, it's his face the rest of them
Fuck it. Yeah, whatever we would I like remember this one
that's a laptop it's a it's a it's it's it's Ghibli IO it's a laptop it's it's a
lunchbox mailbox oh yeah guy okay I think people aren't really fucking with
don't copy that flopping remember that yeah it's been a long I got you don't
copy that floppy
mashwood is going to
take a bunch of damage
anybody want some potions or something
i mean
anybody wants to hear some parts
i would like to play my eight potion oh no i should wait till he like uh...
you're justin
which one are you
you're a bug
there you go
and i got it
ballot point team is it a therapist that sucks you off or is it a prostitute
that's giving you therapy it's like that's there's a fine line
i think if someone sucked me off they'd be inherently just doing therapy
you know
yes massage therapy
is prostitute the preferred nomenclature i don't believe it is but
I appreciate you taking some meat off of me.
Stacks for a right, yeah, I think so.
That's a mistake.
I think his ass.
He's so dead ass.
I actually think this time I think I might have actually got infinite.
Which is horrible
Sorry y'all
Though where's the infinite how many people you think are gonna get sucked off on your cruise?
Literally, not even any of my business
That's fair. That's respectable
guys I think I've gone infinite I think this is it I love it why do I only have one
oh cuz it exhausts so I'm never gonna go infinite
there's been a roller coaster man I just like get 28 block at the start of every
turn now I'm gonna die a rocks but oh he doesn't die and he comes like that's
different fellow. This becomes a new guy. You guys got this, right? Because I've exhausted
every single card in my deck. How many cards do you have left in your deck? Six. Can anyone
help me draw cards this turn or should I wait for next turn? I can have you put a card
from your discard pile into your hand and it costs 0 this turn.
Does he have a sword boomerang in there?
If you give that to me and I'll play huddle up and everyone can draw 3.
Yes, I like that.
Give it to Justin, he'll level up, I'll draw 3 cards.
I can't drink the potion.
Would you lie to me?
I can't.
Drink is greyed out.
Oh, because I've ended my turn.
Yeah, you got a cancel.
I'm the only person who can drink it, by the way.
Sorry.
What?
Yes, it's a potion that's only for me.
Okay, I'm going to do what I was going to do anyway, then.
Don't worry, guys.
At the end of turn 7, I'll deal 52 damage.
Well, here, as people are saying, what does your deck even do?
Every time I get here, I do 3 damage to the enemy.
So does that answer your question?
I did half of the self.
That's crazy.
If I would have killed him if I waited for next turn, that's okay, that's okay.
If anyone can make me draw cards, I would so appreciate it.
There you go, have some cards.
Oh my king, thank you.
Bro, he's just half dead.
Yeah.
Can you kill him? I don't want to look at his deck anymore, man.
Maybe, honestly.
If I fucked up something fierce.
We're getting there.
Oh shit.
You guys finished the wall.
That was so close.
If I drank my strength potion.
Raiders, thank you.
Thank you, Raichi, for the raid.
I am muted.
I am embarrassed.
I don't know if your slate is fired.
My only damage comes from basically a block.
I think I might as well.
This is embarrassing.
I'm embarrassed to be able to lie.
That's that's completely fair. I remember the guy holding the door. That's kind of it. No season six brother. I hate to break it
We win this is over we got a baby I got him
Did the queue of cards and say it?
We did it in one hour this time instead of three run it back. It's run it back. Oh, of course run it back
What's that num? I'd be mad if we didn't we're gonna get the hate number every night again
I think it's like ascension 3 is like every time you win it's like you did 1488 damage
The the right the the hard right player who stays on the same
That's good
What is this you play your tuffy? I
Don't want them to change any of the placeholder art
I'm not the bed Rashomon and he explained
I'm sorry, I'm E-Pawking.
I'll rank up this Random Ascension.
I'm not going to read them to save you guys the time.
I just heard the season's first ice cream truck outside.
Okay, I have ice cream trucks always plays Christmas
You guys have seasons?
That's right, that they always play Christmas music, am I crazy?
Christmas music, what song?
Ice cream trucks, playing Christmas music, is that a thing?
It depends on the song, what's off the song?
I've heard one ice cream song my whole life
and I didn't hear it for 20 years until like
a few months ago I heard it again for the first time but it's the one like a
Christmas, Christmas time, Christmas time, Christmas time.
Yeah, that's the one.
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
I love that shit.
I love that one.
I don't like these card rewards.
I thought you made it up.
I mean, not the jingle.
The song or the lyrics I made them.
Yeah.
Dude, I got a small cancel upon pick up,
and then the relic was wet stone so it just upgraded two strikes
one more and you're fucked
oh shit that's on us I'm a pitcher
dude we gotta figure out how Shohei feels about strikes
I mean I gotta imagine he's kind of divided on it
well yeah I'm a catcher
I'm the mid-nights wait it's your
guys we should attack the right one
we should attack the right one because the left one will have thorns next turn
So true. So true.
Oh, fuck that.
Everyone ignored my little song about being a switch.
I didn't. I heard it.
Oh, I did ignore it actually, because I did hear it.
Oh, well.
Alas.
Put some bone on that guy.
Unlucky hit there.
I gotta get used to, like, my cards actually mattering.
Who's- oh, you guys are the sick, uh, silent, huh?
Oh, the dick defect?
the defect the defect yeah the big defects are yeah please there's probably at least
defect so far the big defect yeah now he's got what they thought he had to be
so big what up man yes so I was gonna hit the guy like can we kill the guy on
the right I could be nine more I would donate a six damage strike to that oh
thank you thoughtful not to cut I didn't tell them max HP upgrades a lot more
because I've realized there's a lot of ways that you can spend max HP and events in this game.
Valid.
That's true.
Very valid.
That's right.
You want to take the combat path?
There's two question marks on the left, and then we can also go to the...
Do you want to go to the shop this early?
It's up to you guys.
I like to cut early.
Let's do it.
Ooh, that's nice.
I can defend with spirally.
I'm about that again.
I've been doing a lot of the strikes with this. I'm going to try to defend this time.
I'm going to do a defend as well.
And then remove it.
Yep.
I think I'm going to take inferno and go for a losing HP build. Those are fun.
Although the enemies have so much health that might...
I guess we did this.
might be worth nothing yeah I think Dodge second show and yeah yeah yeah unless
we get a million dollars out of this imagine you know the hell they always
look like that that's a sludge spinner bro I've been weird I already told my
chat is yesterday's lunch better but Saturday night I got like I had one of
the worst sleeps probably in five years.
I slept maybe three hours total.
And then I went, I hung out with my family,
like with my mom, my dad,
and obviously my daughter was there too.
Had a nice day.
And then I got a text from my mom yesterday
that was like, I meant to tell you yesterday,
you were looking so good.
You looked so well rested and so much younger.
Oh, that was a hell of a hike.
Wow.
I was like, I guess.
Just imagine if you were in good spirits that day.
How about I'm gonna reach you in a minute.
I guess that's the secret, man.
That's the secret.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got 15 gold, dude.
Rom coming up?
Maybe stay up all night.
I slept too much last night and I feel all groggy.
That can be bad too, for sure.
No, yeah.
I had to catch up on sleep.
Dude, my body will do that every now and then.
Yeah, yeah.
One day I'll just decide,
you're gonna take a three hour nap today.
Your ass needs it.
The plus side is I feel like I'm like perma night,
like I'm in perma sultry voice today
and people like that.
That's all straight.
Yeah, that's nice.
One morning when I was in college,
I was applying for radio jobs
and I got a phone call at like 730 in the morning.
So I woke up with that morning voice, right?
Like real deal, like, hello, hello, hello.
And immediately we were talking to me about a radio job
and they were like, we can tell you got the voice for it.
And I was like, oh, forgive me, call me now.
This is very convenient for me.
I didn't get it. Honest appraisal of myself. I don't think this is my real voice.
Oh, dude, same. Big same about my voice that you are hearing right now. Yeah, absolutely.
I've done it so much like I don't think I'm consciously like faking a voice
But I don't think this is the voice that my vocal chords are meant to produce because I know exactly what you mean
I talked to my therapist about this. I don't know how to speak. I don't know how to speak normally
I don't know
I think like I I I squeak too much and I have too many bubbles for this to be my normal voice
Like my my body is sending a message. That's like this is not what you're supposed to sound like
Oh, man
I think I'm sounded nice and I should you sound great and you sound authentic. Oh, thank you. You sound like a mother fucker
Like a young you be a hungry here
Yeah, I don't I don't fight a lot of elites cuz I took that sword love that I'm assuming a lot of y'all good
Because I would love to have a bag of preparation. We all
Oh, you guys like the best relic in the game, too
I'm gonna take whatever
Let's take that stone. I might wind up doing some uh, sure some bass shit, you know
Okay, I go rock rock. I'm easily
I have to go rock man, I never listen. I'm still trying to figure out how fucking paper beats rock man
True. Yeah, just don't it don't make sense. It doesn't make any sense. Oh, I hate this guy
You give me a rock and you have a piece of paper. You're dead
No, I don't mind the sound of my own voice because I just don't think the voice that I am using is
legitimately the one that I like
I agree
I don't think this is the voice I was born with I think I need to do or maybe I did voice training and now I'm on the other side of it
mm-hmm I
I
Think it's from
Monitoring my voice for so long. I'm like, you know, like like the actual monitoring with the mixer
Right. Yeah.
Like I know so many people were like, Oh God, if I had to hear my voice, that would be awed.
That'd be hell.
Like I hate hearing my voice.
I'm like, it's weird not to hear my voice when I speak now.
Exactly.
Yeah.
I got her.
That's it.
I simply can't do the monitoring.
Yeah.
No, it's, it's, you sound good for what it's not that I, I mean, I do hate my
own voice.
Don't get me wrong.
But like it's, it's distracting.
It's like, I don't know.
Also, I hear my own voice through my head already, you know?
Like, the vibrations in my body are like,
hey, this is what it kinda sounds like,
and that's good enough, you know?
I guess I've just become really accustomed to it,
where it's weird to have it, you know?
Yeah, same.
If I don't hear it, I feel fucked up.
Like, I can't, like, if I'm ever on a laptop
and talking to someone, I'm like, this ain't right.
But I'm fucked up, that's the real thing.
Shit.
the weekend another another classic artist from the six
Canadian Saturday Sunday Saturday and sometimes are you sitting down
yeah
sometimes you get the weekend a long way
oh my god
nice
what is this
I love a good chill man sure
it's like a whirlwind maybe my energy get crazy
All players game to energy and thoughts that card so good dude
Who wrote this this turn whenever you play an attack game to strength this turn
Early access man, actually I think it makes sense but
Sure, hope somebody got fired for that blunder
I'm not taking that, I'm not taking that one, because that's for ship decks and all I do is I want to force a slide deck.
It's not a bad idea.
I just want a slide.
Yes, dude. Yes, man.
Put your cards beside you, baby. Put your cards beside you, baby.
Well, you know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
just one. Oh, that's him. That's
the guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the guy. Yes, man. That was good. I thought
that was like a Nicki Minaj thing. He's like slicked in the guy with the thing on his eye.
You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. No, dude. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm a barbarian.
I'm called and you know she's always talking like that she she put in the
the stink on it I've heard that I've heard that as well she's put the stink on it
actually even in the same room with Shigley at any point and in the last
like two weeks friend mmm I've been in a call with him he keeps safety here is
new stem. Is it the there's
stoning me tomorrow? I hope it's an
end. No, that is a newer one.
That one's real. I really like that
one. And what is their name with
angered gayness?
You'd like to video. I think it's
a very you know that one. But my
name is Michael. I think I have
heard him say my name. Can we go
to the elite? Pull it up, librarian.
I'm doing exactly the same thing. I'm like not taking any carts. I don't want any of that. Yeah, I don't want any of that shit
We're going there. I gave my body
Big boys. Check it out guys. Don't don't attack. Don't attack him yet. Don't attack him yet. BOOM!
Oh, yeah. What the hell? I was gonna banish him here. Let's go for the buff go
Ah, he's gonna be buff soon. But like I don't wanna waste
I was just triggering blocks.
I'll just do that too.
Which I guess is not necessarily a good thing.
I have a energy element on him.
Wait, oh you want to attack the guy who's getting buffed?
That makes sense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what?
I've decided I will take one damage.
Nice.
Never mind.
I'm taking one damage.
I'm going to drink this. I'm going to go.
Woo, baby. Oh, they love it. They love this. Yeah.
Man.
Oh, they love it. They love this.
Yeah, that was cool.
Man, you're gonna lose some health.
Draw all the defends. Yay!
You got that fellow at the back?
Let's see.
Oh! Okay, I'm gonna weaken this fool.
I was kind of huge man, it's delightful
I love watching my friends kill all the enemies, what could be better?
I was going to try to do a me when I with that one but pretty much only works for like
video games doesn't it yeah I mean I win that ideally
there's not a lot of real life applications for killing all the enemies yeah well depending
on your company and keep it. Okay, chill out. What are we doing, y'all? I'm literally chilling
here. That was a block, man. You got to handle. I got him, y'all. I'm going to wait and see
if I need to.
Any up.
Bash that fool.
How about that?
I don't know that.
What is that?
You know, any up.
I don't think I know any up.
Oh my God.
It's like the most type song ever written.
Don't come at me.
He knows it.
Most annoying thing in my chat for sure, by far, especially this week, is when people
go, you know it.
Someone in my chat said he knows it.
You saw it once.
Sampled it.
Oh, then I might know it.
You might know it.
It sounds a lot like a song from the Trolls ones.
I would tell you that.
Did you call him a phony because he doesn't make his own music?
No, I watched and enjoyed it.
Should have been like, hey, whoa, nice set, girl talk.
I liked it even more when I saw Eldon John do it on the Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Tour in 1976.
Did you say that?
I did. It's crazy. I did.
Oh, my God.
Money, my money.
That's my money.
I'm Bayeshin.
I'm actually having a crisis, because I think that this anti up
might be a song that I actually do know.
Nobody has a great song.
He dies, he dies, he dies, he dies, he dies from the Trolls movie.
And I use how it goes.
Here's how it goes, it goes, hair up, put your hair in the air up.
Is that it?
Nope.
Okay, not even close, I can't tell if that's good or bad, but that's not it.
He's gonna run away with our money.
How the hell is it?
I don't ever get my money.
That's my money.
Yes, man, click, flack.
I'm saying what black I was taking a bath
They opened the casino in the city. I lived in in South Korea in like 2011 and I was playing that slaw machine like an hour every weekend
You would hear every time you hit like any kind of special spin it would go splish splash. I was taking a bath
That's so nice.
Formative, formative memory for me.
Hell yeah, dude.
I'm just getting a bunch of whores.
You would draw your block on that first turn.
I don't do nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a shame when that happened.
I'm bashing the dex pop it all.
The bad a bad a bad too bad turn. Okay. We've got the car. That's crazy, dude
I like Santa don't miss them stockings. You know what I'm talking about. Yes, sir
Has a little guy personal song John Cena's theme is based off of maybe and I'll lose it from that
Well, I don't know. I don't know John Cena's song
I don't remember that at all. I know he goes it goes like this
You you can probably guess what I did in the camera. I got you. Yeah. No, I hundred percent washing his face
The way you're not supposed to scrub that hard John John. That's that's how I know he's a millennial you ever see John Cena wash his face
Bro, those are micro plastics man. That's abrasive. Oh, bing-chilling. They're sure
My washing machine makes that sound when it's done the it's John Cena from his theme song. That's the best
I really like that
The only real ones know the goat jingle
That sounds so familiar, but I don't think that's mine. That's weird. This literally
Mine is yells in Korean man, that's also nice
How many of your appliances yell at you?
My washer, my oven, my rice cooker, I think that's it.
My car greets me with a little jingle when we turn it on.
Same.
What?
You also got a cycle?
Yeah, I got to get one of those new cars.
I've been telling everyone I drive, I had people, I had first time chat messages
Like while I'm out IRL streaming being like what's the making model of his car?
So now I've instructed Chad to just say he drives a cyber truck.
I think I kind of owned with my car because I think I got a new car right around the time cars
started to get way more expensive and way more shit.
I got I got mine select buttons and stuff and a screen.
There you go.
You know, I was watching the prices right on Monday because it was Easter Monday,
which apparently is a holiday here,
which I learned anew every single fucking year.
But the lady was bidding on her showcase showdown,
and it was like hockey equipment,
a trip to Iceland and a snowmobile.
And they went, are you gonna bid or are you gonna pass?
And the whole odd, they were crashing out.
They were like, pass, there's no car.
You're on the prices, right?
One of the showcases always has a car.
And then she was like, I'm gonna bid.
And then the audience was like, no!
But then they started holding up their fingers
and they were holding up two fingers
and then five fingers
and to get her to bid 25,000
because it fucking sucked.
And then she went,
um, uh, 45,000.
And then Drew went, oh!
All right.
Oh no!
Oh my God.
The other one was like a trip to Whistler,
like in BC.
There's plenty of nothing by the way,
oh look at this.
Well, I just want to slide.
And like a Ford F-150.
And then everyone was telling the dude to bid zero.
Or like bid anyway, long as you know how the place is right,
it works out, I don't need to belabor the point.
What was the final price?
Well, hers was like $21,000 or something like that.
Because nobody, what are you going to do
with hockey equipment?
She's like, not to be rude, but like,
it's just like a woman in her fifties.
I don't think she's about to strap on the skates
go down to beer league like you got to start learning that shit when you're like five
yeah that's brutal
so she didn't win she lost yeah she lost yeah
upgrade six random cards quad cast yeah
The broadcast sounds like some bullshit new feature on my Sony TV
We want to fight a lot of elites, right?
I think the right path is the best.
I think so, yeah.
Well, we got the sword and stone, so, yeah.
I just took the gold, I'll be real, but we can sneak a shop in there, or we could actually
do this shop and then...
Yeah, that would be nice.
And then we can go here, here, here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jesus, let's put those mysteries.
Every decision I make, people are just...
I'm not in real life, I mean in this game.
I've realized I play this game like the most boring way any V&B could possibly play it.
You know what it is?
I've been playing on my damn phone for like, I don't know, like two years.
So I've been like, well, I'll just skip the rare because the rare's not synergistic
with my deck and everyone goes fuck you, man.
Even when you're playing on your phone?
Yeah, I'm like, fuck me, man, I should be taking Snekoi.
I got a big vulnerable coming oh, it's big. Yeah, I put on the front guy the bad guys almost
He's almost finished. I understand what cast
And I've never seen quad cast man. You need it is cool
Does it four times the energy bitch this game I decided to give you guys energy. I really like having a bitch. That's so nice
Watch this
Look at how much vulnerable this power is.
Damn.
He did.
Damn.
Wait.
I'll take a loop.
Did you guys see the Slade Aspire II cards as designed by r slash Slade Aspire commenters
that was popping off maybe like two weeks ago?
It was so...
I don't know.
It was like, okay, the librarian already has it.
It was like, if Slade of Spire 2 was balanced by Reddit,
and then it was like taking people's comments about cards
and making the card based on it,
and some of them are so good, man.
Like reworking acrobatics so that it's like one cost,
and the only thing it does is discard one card.
And then the comment is like,
this is honestly so overpowered,
it would be worth it if all it did was discard one card.
That's hilarious.
I
Was purple banner a curse by the way?
On the on the divination I think so yeah
Did they fuck you on the relic with this thing that I always get like one little tiny piece of it this missing
Yeah, yeah, y'all took these foul potions, right? We're gonna be yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, they're young
How potion so good?
Hmm. How potion so good? I did not take them. I'm sorry
Start your third turn mother fucker fucker, man
Motherfucker
The flavor I just thought of the stamp eats are good
He's right
I got two stampings in this deck now I'm playing the tax for free like a motherfucker.
I haven't even started yet man.
Oh I realized I'm gonna be the annoying guy.
Wait you already knew that.
I'm gonna be the annoying guy who plays like 15 cards per turn but does no damage.
I thought that was last run.
Yeah.
I have a double bone. Negative.
Yeah, I didn't draw my shit. You should just throw our foul potions at him and kill him.
Kill ourselves. Sure. Yeah, that's bad.
That's true. Last round was no cards and no damage.
Oh. What the fuck? My death sentence again.
I will break him
I will be facing damage
Oh I got to play a little free card though
I love Teeba
I love Teeba this shit really gotta not make you pee so much man
Why does everything make you gotta pee?
Let me see what I drink, P.
Yeah, I'm P.
It's like, you've gone a little long, man.
Shit.
P out, man.
Probably.
Anyone ever tried drinking piss to see if you piss water?
It might kind of come in clutch in the desert or whatever.
I love coming in clutch.
How much of the same piss would you have to drink?
Assuming you didn't die, which you would.
Or like all the water to be gone.
Like at what point?
When does it start becoming a solid?
Dude, you pissed off?
Like a piss straw?
Yeah, I'm picturing pissing solid now.
I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do something for me.
I'm playing.
Probably feel good.
I don't even feel pretty bad.
I don't know, man.
Well, you put it that way.
I don't like how much the shopkeeper likes these things, man.
anyone ever accidentally discard three of the foul potions on the shop instead of
throwing them in the guy? Someone's making that kind of moan, man.
Fuck it, let's get even more annoying.
Yes, dude, that's what I'm saying.
Could be the move. You know, at a certain age, you're like, I can just become more annoying.
I don't know. I started early.
I spent all my money.
He too.
Money's so good.
I hate this.
This guy's bad.
Yeah, this guy's bad.
Real piece of shit this guy.
He's going to hit me for 1 million.
No, because he's going to be
1 million minus 6.
Love that, love that.
I don't want to do more of those, man.
Six of that love that
You just play the turn so fast I just play the cards that they put in my hand yes him wait, that's a good point
That's huge
friends really want seven block will it make a big difference for you now I'm
all blocked up brother yeah bear tacky might need some block I do need a little
block here don't mind it's the other cheaply see if I thought you were
talking about a roll a roll yeah I thought that was a short loop do you
I did a run against this guy where I fully did not realize that the days is we're going
into my draw pile and not in my discard so I was like trying to finish him off at the
end only to realize that I put like 30 days in the draw with the pile of the cards.
It's how you put a whole month in there, James.
Damn, man.
February seeding and chat right now.
They've got a lot of orbs.
February orazer around here just recessing.
He's already waiting on it.
February orazer, there's something there.
February orazer.
Yep, I wouldn't smoke on the shit that made.
Doorbell as useful as a box of heart shaped chocolates on February 15th, Niles.
That's really good.
That's all he should.
Yup.
That was beautiful.
People that told me I have a lot in common with Kelsey Grammar lately.
Yeah, that's unfortunate but valid.
Pop it, pop it, pop it, pop it, pop it, pop it.
I'll be defending this turn, guys.
I wish I had one.
I said I'm going to pass on.
I'm gonna visit the Lord.
You're alive?
Yeah, I know.
We might die if we have enough lightning.
That sucks.
Yay!
Oh, I love random cards.
Oh my god.
You might be going, I'm going to the damn moon with this one.
I think I'm the skill user if I had the guts.
I want some nun chucks.
I love up I love free upgrades defend defend
Oh, this is this is danger Justin's dead as hell
Probably not as he's not even for my eyes. Oh, can anyone give me energy it goes so crazy if anyone can block me
You get energy after attacking him once right? I can't attack him once. Oh, damn
I'll be seeing y'all in hell
No, that's way to do this
Oh, it's one more than, ah, if I could give you two block.
What happens if you die in multiplayer?
You die with 1xp.
Oh, fuck.
We have Justin, this is going to be devastating for the sublathom.
No, it's going to go to the moon.
That's actually so true.
Let's keep it going to memorialize them and then twitch people back, yes, yes.
then they start killing off streamers everywhere and if you start back on them, you'll be gone.
This is going to be devastating for the sub-a-thon dot-dot-dot man Justin's family.
Oh, I hope no one kills my streamer, a guy who like really wants the streamer to die.
Well, this thing's got to stop fucking hitting us, man.
like it I didn't get a chance off dude does that give energy to everybody or
just to me just you really that's so stupid I can't even do anything with it
I cannot have ingest them thank you that means a lot so I was really mean
with no humor value whatsoever that can be funny I was supposed to say said no
one ever which there's just nothing like at all funny about that it's just me that's
pretty fucked up dude can anyone maybe draw cards I have five energy no no need
to use it on man you don't have energy and you don't draw cards so what is it
you do would you say look at my orbs man crazy I'm trying to have a card
I just drew it now. There is.
This dude gets too much block.
I'm trying my best here.
Shit, even I'm starting to take some damage, man.
This is great because I could like just check my phone.
Because I'm dead.
Can I say something controversial that's on Justin's stream?
And I actually got some positive response.
So I'm less scared about saying it on your stream.
This blurts out of like the worst word you've ever heard.
No.
What is it?
Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it chef boy rd is better as an adult than it was as a kid. Oh
That's insane man. No, and I agree so real I agree with it
I had it for the first time yesterday in like 20 years
And I was like not expecting much and it was pretty damn good man was it was it was a spaghetti?
Oh, no, it was the mini ravioli. The get he was going on. Okay. They always will
I imagine I'd be pretty happy with the full SpaghettiOs.
Yeah man, that's my, yeah, like if I'm ever at the grocery store and that's just on sale
for like 99 cents, I'm like, I'm gonna get that in a pinch.
And then just sit to my cabinet and one day I'll be like, I don't feel like cooking dinner.
Oh yeah, and then I have some SpaghettiOs.
I can't feel Ryan seething.
Not seething, I'm just like, what I'm thinking is that like, they say hunger is the best
spice.
Definitely been hungrier as an adult than I ever was as a kid
So I think that there might be an element of like of that
Well, I think you had I think them the more you make human is really good
The more realistic version of this argument that's less, you know, spicy is that like
As a kid and man everything's so good, dude. You just like chicken strips pizza
Eat something that isn't like the most kid coded fruit of all time
you like cry and scream and yeah so so like you know there's really no
difference between her all but as an adult man you start to gain taste you
like stuff you don't like other stuff you figure it out and you just expect
chef or indeed to be in that like low tier the garbage category like I must
have loved this as a kid I was so stupid and then you try and I'm like
damn man this is a dollar fifty well it being a dollar fifty still does blow
I don't want to lose an orb slot, brother.
All players gain energy.
I have nine energy and like three cards.
I think I built this guy, my build fucking sucks, but it's like not the worst, I guess.
I think my build is really good.
I just need a little bit more card draw and then we go to the damn moon.
I'm kind of coming online.
If I could get a shuriken, it's over for them.
I feel like I deserve a little pat on my back
I I've done the meal wheel twice during the suburb now where I spin a wheel and that dictates
I have to like make a meal with those ingredients like I'm on my own little game show
And the other day I got like lamb mango mandarin orange
Radish like this a bunch of shit
And I made the craziest cumin lamb with an orange cumin shit. It was fucking crazy
dude, and then the judge was like deserts had a chickpeas
fortunately the
dishes don't really highlight the ingredients that were in the basket and for that reason your chance
i can tell people like i'm highlighting ingredients i ain't even anything damn dude no stone unturned
i love that i might perish this is looking rough
check this out oh i like all that yeah i think i'm also heading to deadpan i could
I like that I could do some damage to that left one
I even even if the big like everyone needs to die for me to know oh that's a block card. I'm okay
I'm chill. I'm gonna play a free perfected strike though before I go hot here. I
wonder who will win it
Oh tip on chops. You think you're gonna lose cut your finger and bleed into someone else's dish
They get disqualified
That's smart
I hit the big guy before I died. That's helpful.
Oh, hey, there we go. Back on my phone.
Policy man, you deserve a break.
Thank you. Someone said it.
I feel like people will join and be like, dude, are you okay?
Like, we got to end this thing, guys.
And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm doing great. I've lost like 20 pounds of sub-a-thon.
I've cooked in every meal. This is good.
just please keep it going.
This is this wonderful.
This guy's taking a while.
I got to wear a maid costume today at some point today.
I guess it's good because you wanted if you didn't do it today,
you'd probably be like, I'm never going to do this.
So well, it's funny.
I was going to I can't wear it all day because it's it's like probably 20
sizes too small and I can't move while I'm wearing it.
But I was like, I'm not putting that shit on early
because I'm not giving you the fucking whatever librarian video comes in as a
free maid costume. Right, that's fair. Trust me, I understand.
I simply must go to the restroom, B-R-B. Okay, okay.
For very low, I would love to not fight the elite. I hate that it showed me a
body slam and I just simply have no defense in this deck that's what I did
wrong I got no defense I got too much defense I need more draw way more I'm
gonna go p2 now that's pretty smart yeah he's fucking I kind of like I have to go
but I'm not gonna go
hey and now you seem to do to invited their friends to their birthday party
to all watch Instagram reels at full volume in the same room retirement
homes must be hell in the future.
Now the kids are gonna be all right.
I think once you give them a reason to live,
they're gonna rediscover hobbies and shit like that.
That being said, every once in a while,
I will be out for dinner,
and I will see two younger adults
in their early 20s on a date,
and they are both just looking at their phone
watching videos the whole time.
And my boomer take on it is like, that's not cool.
They should just be sitting in silence
looking at each other or something,
or being like, how was your day?
Well, I guess what I'm trying to say is,
I think they're figuring it out.
I think they're going to get there.
Oh, we made it.
Look at that.
Art of what?
We're going to be playing attacks.
Plaything's good, but sorry I'm talking like a let's
player again.
Is it totally fucked with me to trade away
Juzze bracelet?
I'm not, well, what's it for?
Lantern?
Oh, I do like Lantern.
I would consider that then.
You know, I don't know.
I think it's worth.
I guess I do have to trade one though, so yeah,
won't be bad.
I think a potion is probably worth more than four plating.
I'd agree with that.
I draw a lot.
So we don't feel like the game, I feel like the game over values plating, like with the
with the cost on some of the plating powers, it's, it's, yeah, I like, I think it would
be, I'm still coming at it from like the plated armor or whatever that was in save as fire
one.
So I'm like, why am I losing block when I didn't take any damage?
This is what you get for playing in the case by one every turn anyway.
I'm getting clumsy with it.
I'm going to shovel.
That's right before the campfire?
That's crazy.
I'm going to rest though.
I'm at 17.
That's true.
I could just die and I'll kill the boss.
I'll mend you so you can get a relic.
Are you serious?
I'm with you.
That's crazy.
Thank you.
I was trying to say it like Trump is saying Obama now, but I can't believe he posted a
picture of himself as Jesus.
I don't know if he would actually have a problem with that threshold dude, and they try to say
he was a doctor.
It's the silliest shit.
It's so silly.
Oh my bad.
A part of the seventh one that's had me feeling great too, I think, is that I haven't looked
at the news in 40.
Oh, that's got to be real nice, man.
Yeah, that's a good sign.
Kind of old, yeah.
Wait, are you sitting down?
Yeah.
We're doing a cruise
That's not really big news anymore. You've got you've got on cruises before that's true. That's true
I was like such a dick yesterday because people are joining chat talking about it. I'm like you people are fucking idiots
It's not real. It's not true. You're so fucking stupid. I
Still don't know for sure if it's a real man. I can't be honest
I wanted to tell you but I was pretty sure I was gonna get slimed out
So I was like I'm not gonna tell you even though I should tell you just because it gives me one extra day pre-sliming
Yeah, you know you ever feel like like your life is gonna end and you're like well at least I have like one more day to enjoy it
Like you guys have flight anxiety. I'm sure you've had a day like that. Oh fuck tomorrow. I'm gonna die in a plane crash
I've been there
Do you need some vodka?
You're just going to ice me on that one?
I'm sorry, I was thinking about that part.
It's going to help you more in the moment, I don't think.
Sorry, I was really nervous.
That's fair, that's fair.
It's fire, sometimes you get locked in, you know?
I have a very general anxiety that just kind of like happens.
It's pervasive throughout the time.
I don't really get super anxious before a big day.
I'll get anxious before a big thing like the five minutes leading up to it
But like the night before now, I'm like that's tomorrow. I the fuck do I care? You know, that's not now
I'm like the exact opposite in that I I'll freak out about shit until like a few days before or like the day
I'm like, yeah, well it's happening. That's exactly me
That was fun
I
Look like I'm right look my strikes are free
Well, if anyone has extra energy all you please Jordy get all you fucking best. Oh my god
Oh, here's some energy. All right
Well, wait, wait, I might have gone into it
I've heard this one have you guys played your cards already? Yes. Yes. I have some I
Can't really help you. I was just curious if everyone's waiting for me
I'm gonna make him very vulnerable so don't don't hit him. Okay
I've met so many psych patients like that
The most well meaning was this buff 6-1 black dude who thought he was and I quote Kung Fu
Jesus Christ kick ass of the eternal
That rocks though is the thing
And that king has to be that guy, you know like in that head
Yeah he knows that
I can actually believe that, that's gotta be sick
For sure
If you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it like that
I think I'm dead. I think we're gonna do 600 damage to him this turn. I'm starting to snowball.
I just need time and I think I got that time. That being said I drew like ace. I'm passing
We did like a hundred damage
This next one will go crazy
Oh, definitely want to do this
Wait, he's right?
God, I need card draw so bad
This is going to do it into the epic damage
He's going to take 80 damage from my orb.
That's pretty good.
Random, but when we play Super Battle Golf, can we just use Discord?
I think the in-game voice doesn't add or anything.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Cool.
Sounds good to me.
I don't want to have to switch my shit.
I'm going to need y'all to hold my hand on that game too.
played yet. He's dead as hell of my life in the game. He's dead as hell. I heard good
things about it. We got him. Was it real that Jack Harlow pulled the six morality tales
on the criterion closet? Sorry, I'm mostly asking Chad, I guess. Was that fucking real
was that fake I don't know what the fuck you just said yeah it's real he did no
shot Jack Harlow he's having a pretty bad year but those movies are we're
talking about love in the afternoon we're talking about her hi Jack Harlow I
like that I like that yeah Jack Harlow because I ain't laughing that much well
You wouldn't really be laughing maybe watch love in the afternoon, but you might laugh if you saw my review
Which is the hardest working French guy. I think I still gave it four and a half though
The dude is not he doesn't know work. He does know work is what I'm trying to say
Hold on then
Random power three at the start of the turn and I've got three powers and one of the demon
I think the game is going to be a mess
I think we need to fight at least one of them
I think we need to fight one of them
I have one on the board
I think I have too many cards
many cards men
that's one of those
max HP I don't want to do that
I'm going to weaken them
I don't know is very good
does that help?
don't really though
shit
this is insane
oh mother fucker
oh I used a remax HP for sure
of them this I just start the turn
where's it have another psych patient with cool stories about selling and managing
cattle for John Wayne oh god damn was it a different room I had that really come
sorry I'm stupid
I'm looking for it.
I am drawing even the worst of the worst of that.
I will be losing 4 max HP from this turn.
I think I'm gonna hold on.
Yeah, you saved me.
I lose too now.
Oh, oh, it's a bit.
Oh, it's all inside baby.
This is the first hit I live.
Let's go.
Live bitch.
By the way, I live.
Sorry.
You know what?
I think you gotta take one of those for the squad.
I put the team on my back.
Oh, big shots!
But lose to OrangePrey.
What does the other one do? Oh, just transforms, you know.
Wait, now we're fucking caught.
I think it's protected strikes getting that shit.
I did not hit. That's okay.
Oh, a free little shop, huh?
I love that. Goodbye, clumsy.
Honestly, I don't mind clumsy, man.
It's ethereal.
yeah and i got rid of it's really better than a defense
game block even the block of another player
and it's gonna exhausts though
i could upgrade it
no i'm digging garbage
i'll get rid of clumsy and call it a day
honestly i just filled up on potions filled up on cheese
we got another shop coming to you
unless we go get that elite now
way that's true I should buy 10 so that I can at least mend one of you guys
every time
that makes sense it's like the best for a multi-player
well have you heard a potion belt
good turn for energy if anybody have that
make it a bear caw in chat
like I've mentioned I have a weirdly perfect demo for this guy really
yes it's the word caught in a speech bubble
they're not real birds there's pretending it pisses me off dude
saw crow take another dad's uh... carrot sticks yesterday
that's not nice
actually it's so real
he went to play with his daughter in the playground like a fool
and then i saw the bird it like went on the tip of the bench first then it like
gingerly went down the next level and it just grabbed the bag
I was like the the crows taking your food. They went oop
A second guys shows just beginning. You're carrying all the waiting. Yeah
Enjoying the draw
But you're discard ready you're gonna love this next draw
Oh, I'm so dumb I could have played energy surge in the worst guys we run this time
I was typing. It didn't matter.
Oh my god, card draw. You'd just absolutely be loving to be seeing that.
Those are among the things I do love to be seeing.
That's weird to say. Don't even think about it, just go. I'll start. Yo!
What's up?
Oh, what's up? That's a serious candidate.
Hmm. Whoops. Best word. At the start of the turn play the top card of your draw file. That's just so fun. I gotta buy that.
Ah, dude. Ah.
Fledgling. Fledg- Fledgling is a good mouth feel. That's a pretty good one.
How was I in the reptiles? You're good. Who's gonna help you?
Who's gonna help you? I'll potion Belton. I'll potion Belton, but I don't do that much.
The most useful. I need it. I need it.
I need it because I have an attack that hits 5 times.
We can fight the one first and then decide if we want to do the next one actually.
I would love some energy if anybody has it.
he has it
not this time
that's bad, it's bad for a guy like me
he legit said no
you sound like Caesar in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
whatever
sometimes you gotta take the L, dude
whatever, man
I just wanna play
works. Oh my spices just got delivered. Ordered some spices y'all. Is that why you guys
were in laughing? Because apparently that's not dawn, it's uh it's rise of the planet
of the apes. Whatever. That's what it was. Pisses me off on people miss quote those.
I
This is this is gremlin horn the fight
That's true
You think if I gave you a little attack on this guy you think you'd get them? Oh
I'm not the one with the horn though. Oh, who's got the gremlin on I guess I
Yeah, I mean I got no mana. Yeah, I'll get energy. Yeah kills ass, please. I
Got a break costume
Motherfucker man
Brutal Brutal. Oh, Mr. Cat. Must for lunch today a minute
I just had a couple man during orange. I'm with you. I dried mangoes for lunch yesterday. Thanks to Mandarin oranges go crazy
I do love a Mandarin orange
One of the best foods without a doubt
definitely
Oop, all players gain 3 energy.
Oh shit, that's a lot of changes, man.
Oh, I didn't really change nothing for me. Actually, if he dies, I get a...
Yeah, he did! I have no attacks to play with.
Now, with 5 plazas on the channel, I'm gonna have so much energy next turn.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my what is happening?
I have 13 in a row.
I don't know what's going on.
That's pretty good.
It's actually really bad.
It's the unluckiest number, at least in Western culture.
Anyone kill me?
Oh yes.
Yay.
Okay. Oh yes. Yay.
I just keep coming.
I wish I'd blocked.
I should have probably gotten some defense on this guy.
Don't worry. I'll tend you. I mean, I'll mend you.
Thank you. Oh, he's going to tend.
Oh my God. You don't have the ass.
Are you hitting him with a Nido, dude? What is this?
I get I get I play my strikes for free
Guess I have so much energy and nothing to use it
I just want to get a card on the stack y'all
Just want to get one card on the stack real quick. There we go
Hmm nah
Yeah, oh my god. Juggling plus the best day ever
was that one good I
I copy my first attack every turn. I get a copy of it because you can never
Duplicate your deck. I know you might be looking at it and saying this is the one time it works
I'm telling you you can never do it. I've done it before it's kind of owned
But if I do it then I get two energy surges
That's it the claw deck. Oh my god
Well, that's what I did for me is I got it in a claw back and then it didn't work
I've been building a kind of strike deck. I downgraded a chill and I upgraded a chill
Oh my god, can I finally go pick up my antibiotics?
They were supposed to be ordered, they were supposed to be ordered, not last Friday but
the Friday before last Friday, and I did just for now ordered.
You got the hookup.
Alright, you never heard.
Yeah, what do you have, Salmonella?
Pylori, brother.
Hey, Pylori!
That's one of the ones I haven't had.
Oh, thanks for you to have that one.
No, no, no.
I can't put it back there in Salmonella.
This is such like a fucking middle-aged guy.
I think Camp Leobacter was renamed to H-Play Loryo.
No, no shot.
This sounds like one of the drug ads I've heard.
Political correctments gone mad. I'll keep calling it Camp Leobacter.
Sorry, it's me. It's me out of a lot to do.
Is that a... is that Tree of Bullfall?
Yeah.
Not good.
with any but well it's it's annoying because it's an infection that supposedly
50% of people have yeah oh wow but that's what most people don't know that's
what got my ass remember many years ago and my stomach was just like I was
just dying for like a month that's what was I was like during pubg days I'm
hoping it's what's been killing me for the past like three months because then
little good will be rid of it and I'll feel better energy for all oh sorry I
get to that a moment earlier I would have been able to my fucking dead one of
these maybe I get something
I didn't get anything all we are is just another card on the stack I like that
Yeah, man. All in all is all we have.
Nirvana.
I think we're doing the right thing by killing them all, like, equally, instead of prioritizing one.
I think do the right thing in the middle is honestly one of Spike Lee's best work.
I'm sorry Spike Lee, I'm doing the right thing, I'm on, I think it's...
Spike Lee, I'm on this?
Oh man, I'll be like, I saw that guy with the hat and the glasses, he was looking sus
at the Knicks game.
He was literally, I saw him court-sided the Knicks game.
The only place we ever know is to see Spike Lee.
I'll get a card.
I'm sorry y'all, you got nothing.
I haven't seen you do the right thing man, I shouldn't tell tales out of school.
I need oh dude
Kind of ship you got in there at the redo
Weirdo oh weirdo. I like that one. It's all about the pennies, baby
He's heard that
Go crackers slackers wasting time with all the chat room yakkers. He knows nine to five chill and that heal a packer
I will heal the full. Thank you. Yeah, why the hell not it's just a guarantee. You're gonna get a strike dummy on every run
We don't we don't need to fight the alien we don't we we could do not we did not
Bro i'm removing all artifacts in this pool
Anyone like an energy surge too late
Guess what watch this he's gonna blow your fucking shit clean out your ass
No apolly you better pay attention to this one
Holy, holy!
Turn one.
We're actually awesome though.
I finally drew good cards on turn one.
It's not been happening for quite some time, but I did.
That's my turn.
We got some orbs in play here.
Make it two down.
Yeah, I'm doing 20.
Yeah, I'm gonna twister I could play twice
I'm the guy you're the guy
This guy he's like waking up like
So it's actually so late. Bye. Bye. Oh more car dry is pleased
I will mend you I'm digging yay kind of sucked
upgraded some more card draw I make one of these powers like my whole shit doesn't matter
because of this guy I played tons of free attacks again determine unless you play like
3 cards at turn or something
This is Queen I thought
Is that what Queen does? Yeah, well, she gives you three cards that and then you don't take one of the three
Sorry, I got a lot of upgrades. I don't know which one
Do the card drop on the card drop so I'm going apes shit turn one
God I would love
some energy on this glorious turn if you don't have I can give you energy
oh my goodness oh my damn don't have that's a throwback dude what's small
yo-ho up to a vibin favorite they were popular in the old days when YouTube made
like 10x money so like yeah now we go fucking crazy that's wild janky's up to
man oh you're probably vibing
And second, y'all, it's only just begun.
It's about to get real annoying.
I like the one about lettuce, man.
You remember that one?
I don't think I know that one.
I think I remember that one.
Try it and roll it and smoke it.
I bet it tastes like goat shit.
Dude, you smoke your lettuce.
Believe me, I've tried.
end up with similar problems than if you were spoken tobacco oh my god it like it
like remembers itself dude you know you unlock something deep with that
i don't think i know that one at all
oh i want to play both of them
i'm just gonna put another demon form i got two demon form
double demon
i gotta put that one i gotta put that one
Wednesday afternoon
Y'all are kind of just carrying me in the backpack right now.
Going with all that D&D shit, man.
It's got a speed pot, by the way, if we need it.
Just speed in a pot.
Two drugs.
What could go wrong?
Two drugs.
Okay, okay.
Unfortunately, give them the energy.
Unfortunately, I'm not drawing my powers.
Kill him.
Please.
I'm a god bless you, man.
I know that's man.
Am I killing him?
I guess I'm just going to do some shit like that.
There we go.
Watch this.
Right.
Love that for us.
He's thinking a lot of damage already.
Yeah, it tries to play the card,
but it goes unblocked by chains and binding.
Ha ha ha ha.
Let me be clear.
I think we're going to win this.
I do try to play another card and the 1% always place the chains of binding.
That's really good.
I didn't know it was there.
I was good.
I figured I'd throw it out.
It's pretty nice.
It's not bad.
That was Trump, right?
Yeah.
That was Trump, right? Yeah, yeah
Those Pete Heg said
Play my mayhem
Oh, I didn't even know I had that yeah channeling one dark at the start of each that's nice Apollo you would love that
yes I get it Jonas Ted shit yeah Jonas whatever lock my chains a binder I was
thinking of Weezer I was thinking of a different guy from Weezer
I'm impressed you remember a single name from that because they're all like
German names and I don't remember to don't forget about your boy tanhouser
Pay now, sir, yes!
Who appears in literally one episode, I think.
Don't worry guys, I'll begin. I'll block this turn.
I have EAT Lightning.
Steve after he takes a boner pill.
Minecraft Steve, specifically.
I'm not going on the cruise, I'm not going on the cruise.
I
Specifically said not your friends Steve although you could be friends with minecraft Steve
If you dare if you dare craft your beware
Are we the back-to-back boys
I would love to do one more I would
I would I would have to say that I would have to ask people to play fast though
Cuz it I can be late for some segments, but I can't be late for a segment my wife organized. It's very bad. No, Joe
I did the killing blow I did it I did it my not the best old you got the last hit
I'll invite you all so quickly after we get through this little screen
Lion dude
I'm out, man.
He's not at rest.
Dead.
That was close.
Oh, I had to epoch.
I'm so sorry.
Multiplayer host.
Standard.
Invite.
Beep.
Fair to have you.
I'm already here.
Huh?
And?
Brush him on into the next place.
I was like introducing myself at the East West College Bowl.
I changed my steam profile for the steam sniping thing. For some reason, the angry slur
count went up by like 200%.
Oh, not from you, but like from other people.
At me, yeah.
At you, okay.
Some angry people, man. It is fun for the when they throw slurs at you and then you
win.
Oh, okay.
I thought I was a Necrobinder, but I'm the defect.
i uh... i put a pride flag on one of my guns and man does it drive some people
craze
he he he he he yeah dude
well i love that little shop at the end here two elites in a shop
what if i do
i got a vulnerable for the
for one
yeah he would
why would you close our guys are fucking through can we restart
Yeah, we better.
Not that it's okay. You fucked up the first card.
Yeah, it's gonna be a little late.
Can we kill him?
You got 18 damage if you want to.
18 damage if you want to.
Oh, there you go.
Huge.
But I don't have to defend.
You don't have to defend.
Yeah.
How do you guys feel about the Necrobinder?
I like it.
I like them.
I love them.
I love the big hand.
The biggest most beautiful hand you've ever seen.
They say don't make the hand big.
They say play Doom, but I make the hand big.
I'll say, I remember Doom.
They were actually not sending their best.
They need to make it exactly like poison.
So it kills before they attack.
they attack.
Ah, but then it's just poison.
Yeah, but like, you know, purple poison.
Gotta be done.
I do think that for multiplayer it's kinda ass.
It is ass in multiplayer.
Enemy with 1000 HP, do 5, do.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a lot of, that's a lot of the trinkets too, unfortunately a lot of the
flat damage trinkets just end up being pretty useless in multiplayer.
Like the festive popper deal 9 damage at the start of each fight.
Fucking thanks dude.
let's let's breathe a gust of air on them. I'm not going to click it. I'm not going to
click it. Finish my thought. God damn it.
When I unleash on that thing,
souls now go great. I love the souls build on this skeleton.
I just like that he's there. Like he'll take a bullet for you.
He's like, yeah, oh, you're getting here for 20. I'll block one of that.
That's so nice.
Keep getting impulses to try to burn you again, but I know it's not going to be the same the
second time.
It's like, lighting in a bottle, man.
I better just enjoy the moment that I have with it and just let it be.
Sounds like a card I can just-
Let it be.
I'll take Death March and hope that I get some soul.
guys I take an energy surge so that I can give you energy
I like that wonderful because you have given me so much energy
I'm trying to strike real time
you're just great
upgrade
I'm just gonna be real with you though I don't think you need three
you know what maybe you do need three energy a turn whatever
you don't know I hate these grates
I can flex potion and hit three if you guys chill and then we can
Let me let me let me let me flex up and just let me just wail on them for like a bunch of band
Just some wailing. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna put 33 doom on one of them because why not right?
Yeah, that yeah
I've got a bone up front since he's lowest HP
Love it
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
No energy surge y'all. Keep dreaming. I could be one strike and I'll do it too. I do all
my defends which honestly don't mind. Terrible here.
of
this energy all
of the
it's hard to go that shield that pops up. Yeah, I willed on him.
God, he troubled her a lot of damage.
Hey, because once again, I've got the deck that doesn't do anything.
I mean, yeah, I can kill him. I do 27 damage to him, so it will be enough.
But I just was hoping I could do an awesome one ace, you know?
This sucks.
Oh my god, he did.
This is a tough one.
Killed my hand, dude.
I think we got to spread these around just because of all the armor that pops up, right?
We haven't.
Yeah.
I think this is just a it's really really bad to get this is the first elite like a real dad
Maybe I'll get energy next turn y'all
I thought you used it already. It's only one time. It's an exhaust
Jesus, yeah, this is ridiculous almost sleeping down here. Come on lunchtime
I
Yeah, he's waking up. I'm dead uncooked. You won't have time for another one
I couldn't even I draw all the fences turn anybody need more energy like could they do something with it?
I could do one strike and I get to an extra defend. That's it. Maybe next time it would
I don't know how we haven't killed more of them yet.
I'm evoking donut deck.
Okay, you're good.
Can we go for the front one then?
Because he's below it?
I don't even know what they're doing.
I don't have any.
We all have strikes.
They all have like 140 HP.
They gave it too early.
What do you think guys?
Quick run back?
Can we?
You're certainly trying.
Yeah, I would just concede it because I got nothing this turn.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Yeah, man.
Yes, the Ironclad!
Silent again.
Max HP by 1100.
I'm gonna go fucking H.
Who am I again?
Yeah, why not?
Whatever path you choose I go.
How about that right side?
We got two question marks here, another...
This left side kinda sucks.
Check this out.
You can do a path that has the option here, or we can also do...
I trust you.
i trust you
i like right, i like right
okay
i'm gonna go fucking crazy
this time i believe it
i mean two ironclads in a siren then
it's like
burger drinks and uh... fries
how many
chatters do you think you'll throw over the side of the boat
They told me I could do one a day.
That seems fair.
But also, my name is on the boat, so I think they don't really get to stop me.
The SS Northern Lion.
I heard about it, I heard about the Northern Lion SS, but I never heard about it.
We've already got a storied history with that, unfortunately.
Yeah. Yeah. Fucking whatever, man.
You guys got it. That's when you attack. Yeah. Yeah.
Probably shit you say. Hit by a grand Cherokee. You see the Minecraft movie, Apollo?
No.
Yeah, you saw the Mario movie, huh? Curious.
Sorry, buddy.
Very curious.
Slum is in the second one, though.
I ain't going to theaters for that.
First time I was excited.
It was like new.
I didn't know if it was going to be good or bad,
and it was pretty bad.
But it was fun.
I think they realized that they didn't have to try it,
so they stopped.
It does kind of piss me off.
There's no reason to not make it even slightly a little good.
Like, there's just, yeah.
Well, apart from saving money.
But it probably doesn't cost much more
to make it a little good.
They're probably spending more money making it bad.
I'd say something that-
I think it's more money to make it bad than they can expect to make it good.
I don't even mean this offensively. I actually mean this honestly.
But, isn't it cheaper to hire good writers? Because a lot of good writers are unemployed.
Like it seems like the bad writers would cost more money because they're the ones
that are writing all the movies. You should hire a good writer and save
some money. The guy who's like, we gotta play
fast. I'm sorry this is a really tough choice.
It is true. How much money do you guys think they spent on the cast that like aren't even that good of voice acting in the first place?
I mean, yeah, that's that's a heck of a fucking roster, isn't it?
Hey, let me bash this full. Let me let me bash this
I know you're talking about the super mario galaxy. Yeah, wait, let me bash this
Yoshi should have been greener
No, I'll take this bear is made of everyone but Yoshi. I will never hear any disparagement of dawn
I'm using unix
Okay, okay, Mario's hat wasn't the right color or whatever
You think the Mario movies bad, but just wait till the fucking Zelda movie comes up, dude
That's gonna be a fucking disaster
In like three years, dude. I don't mind that one
Get it all we're gonna get a Donkey Kong movie because it all done, huh I'm all
I
Indoor movie the origin story
I'll be there for the Pikmin movie not gonna lie I
Will not be there for the Pikmin movie man. You don't want to be there for the Pikmin movie
Tickets are gonna be sold out now fair time
That was nice.
I'll be like, what the hell?
Movie's been out for six weeks, can't get a ticket.
The hell is this?
Look at these guys going...
Oh no, now I can't not see them doing that.
Yeah, that's nice.
That feels good.
That's bad.
I don't wanna play that.
It does feel bad when I hit them and they go...
their tails are fucked up
I thought they were like alright we need rats and then they made these rats and they were like
you gotta fuck their tail up or something they look too much just like rats
yeah that's true
I feel like three blocks just ain't even worth having
you know what are they gonna do frail man it's hard enough to block
the worst man fuck Mary kill dazed frail week
not the weeks I mean they got rats have frails the worst that kill kill frail
bro he summons another rat yeah I gotta kill his ass or else he's gonna do it
I'll bug a nut up I don't care I saw you holding back that strike so you could
be the guy who got the kill what no I that was just timing bro sorry all
right yeah your coincidence he's gonna summon another rat wait wait don't
attack don't attack don't attack you can attack now yay thank you
where are the sly cards you sounded like a fucking shy guy you went
wow oh there you go that's a shy guy that was really that's a great shy guy
i need to rest put me put me in the next mario mood i'm schmiffing
i don't want to fight that worm boss again dude
One day I'm gonna play this card
I'm gonna bash, but let's do the lowest health one please and beat his ass
Then I was really mousing over the vulnerable tooltip like damn
I guess I got a relic that makes vulnerable enemies take 50% more damage
Rail again, huh?
Here's the whale
Love that my germs. I guess they really matter
Get a big old hand
I have an 18 damage
I will use it
Give him
I forgot he gets stunned
Because I keep battle trancing
I keep battle trancing and then I'm like
Why am I on grind cards?
Because you battle trance bro
I have an 18 damage
I'll get you.
You think we got this guy?
I have twenty seven.
I have thirty one.
I'm just sending it.
That sounds like we got him.
Oh please don't be nine off because I had nine that I didn't play.
I have nine I can play as well.
No, I don't have it anymore.
I don't have it either.
OK, it didn't matter.
That was me.
I got him.
I killed him.
You saw it.
Good job.
I'm out the rest.
No, I'm not resting, man.
I'm not resting.
Uh, I'm resting. I'm resting.
I'll take a meal ticket.
You know what? I could really use Centennial Puzzle.
You had a rest.
I'm taking a chance then on love.
You flanking rocks, I take flanking rocks. Usually whenever I can, flank the front guy.
And just add your the best two cards I could have on this turn. That's rare for me.
Very rare for a guy like me.
Let me beat his fucking ass, man.
Oooooh!
How about that?
There was a John Wick video game, yeah. I thought it was...was that...
Did it?
What was the name?
Mike Bithl.
Yeah, that was a Mike Bithl join, wasn't it?
That's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
I guess the memory you play in a John Wick video game.
That's a top-down style John Wick video game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was Grand Theft Auto.
Oh, fuck, that's Grand Theft Auto 2.
Yeah, yeah.
My bad, y'all.
Wait, no, it wasn't me.
It's me.
It's Apollo.
Wait, I'm gonna vulnerable?
Mmmmmmm, yes I'm going to, I'm going to vulnerable.
Mm-hmm!
My food's here!
I gotta go grab that really quick!
Put flanking on him.
I like the way you said that.
I'm just gonna say that.
Oh, okay.
I like the way he went,
my food's here!
I'm gonna go-
Jerry!
I'm gonna be right back.
I'm gonna go get that food.
Oh, that's a fucker anyway.
It's like an episode of Cosmos.
Do you remember that?
I don't know that one.
Is that my spookiest, you beard?
Dude, is that Saladfingers or is that a different channel?
No, it's a different one.
Okay.
I remember that, though.
Yeah, yeah, that was a classic one.
That's moving too big.
Why is everyone in chat typing their anus is bleeding?
Oh that is the one!
He screams it!
He's getting fat and sassy.
I know that.
I feel like that.
Those things come out of your coat or something like that.
That's an old school shit man.
It's an old one.
I'm so old.
Oh my god dude.
be a nostalgic for like the OG seasons of Futurama, man.
That's how we'll get you.
Fucked up that dude.
His last name is pronounced graining.
A little bit.
Justin Rickey was telling us apparently his buddy
programmed him a little raspberry pie gizmo
that plays just endless loops of Futurama episodes
on a little tiny TV, which is, that's an amazing gift,
dude.
That is an amazing gift.
That's so good.
I'm in a lot of trouble. Uh-oh.
What happens when you die again?
What's that? You look at your phone. I know that part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just get to look at your phone.
Yeah, you come back on HP and you look at your phone in the interim.
Well, I am going to pass away and there's nothing I can do about it, though.
I will apply some vulnerability before I go.
That's kind of you.
It's so kind of you.
I can't get this thing out of the bag.
It's embarrassing.
They're going to come up with a better container for soy sauce when you get takeout sushi,
man.
Those little packs are not it.
There's got to be a better way.
Do you think Richard would pick something up like 5 times in a row and you just keep missing
it in the same exact way over and over and you are so glad no one is watching you in
that moment?
You sound crazy. I've never done that before. I've got three extra soldiers stew
I'm about that. I'm gonna take a stand. I can't not
Ha ha
Oh
I need some block
Can't ignore back prep man
possibly the best relic of the game
Ice cream is pretty good too
another underwhelming one man
I accidentally hit proceed on the potion screen
so I didn't even get the potion
I think I gotta rest y'all.
Yep, you gotta do it.
Same.
Hey y'all!
Hey y'all, alright guys, I got nudge.
I'm gonna go crazy.
Hell yeah.
Point me.
Let's not be the fellow, huh?
Okay, one second.
It's gotta be this, and then...
Now he's got six turns of vulnerability.
That's wonderful.
I'm definitely gonna die when he explodes, but that's okay
As long as one of us lives, yeah
I think I will live
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, lovely
I'll play that for free, huh?
It makes me themselves want to play that.
Flanking.
Don't be this.
I have a card that does damage based on how much of a vulnerable is on a guy.
No, really?
Bro, I can double vulnerability, oh no, it's exhaustive, well I can add vulnerability
to it.
Like a lot of them were there.
I love that.
I guess what? Here's a little more.
I don't have it in my hand right now, but it just stacked that shit up on everything.
Boom. Look at that. 12 vulnerability.
Oh, you're a bully. Oh, my God. We're gonna. We're best friends.
We're best buds. Best friends with the bully.
Yes.
I got it in my hand right now.
Maybe you believe that.
Oh, I believe it.
Maybe you played it.
I just did.
All right.
in that case, swallow
this dude's got so much health
16 damage?
pretty good, my hands got 65 HP
holy shit
am I flanking?
my's got 86 HP
I'm telling you, I'm dirge, apparently they nerfed it, it's too good
what kind of mage?
tragic
Which one's dirge again?
X cost card give the summon X and also put souls in your deck X. Oh, yeah, that would be really good
Played it again. I'm literally just becoming just in best friends. All I all I'm gonna do is like add vulnerability every single turn
there you go he has 18 vulnerability nice nice boom he's dead nice hold on
oh he's gonna blow up and kill me they were gonna leave not this turn next turn
um my hand has 91 HP I think I'll be okay I drew a single defense I 30s
will affect his damage it does yes
bro I'm taking no damage from him holy shit how could how could this have
have gone so well.
DERGE.
Beautiful.
Vulnerable enemies take additional damage.
It's an initial time for each time you lost HP this combat.
Oh.
The team fire is so good.
Yum yum.
That took assassinate, so we'll have vulnerable on the start of each fight.
What?
I got the card to get the new guy's souls
It must buff the squad
Skill automatically buffed, I would say
I'll bash in the break though, I got to take break
Yeah, I'm going to bash in the break as well
I'm going to neutralize the press for the vulnerable boys
I don't know
That does feel accurate
Yep, that's true
Do you think we have enough for both shops?
How are you guys doing on gold?
None
Probably enough for two removes, that's it
Howdy. Ouch.
Oh.
So I'm going to go on the second one.
Pretty good, pretty good.
I need to draw the... where's Unleash?
Where's Unleash?
I already have it.
Sorry, I have the hand where you draw a million cards and have to do a thousand things.
There's my souls, Justin, don't play Billy if you got it.
I have break.
And if we can get him.
Actually, I missed it.
How did we get all these souls?
And who got you those souls?
Oh, you did.
My girl.
That's the guy.
Slash girl low key that Chinese for the food is fucked up
Okay, Kate asked me to make a video like that. I would I would be all in they got four egg rolls, bro
damn
Underclap feel vulnerable everyone yes, sir
Think I were not fighting the worm dude, I hate the worm
Free to play this combat is fun
I'm talking about.
Yes sir.
Oh that was so dumb.
They can't take double damage there.
No.
Technically they can.
Besides my mango for free that was my mango.
Ooh yucky, yucky draw.
Yucky is Craig.
I just barely got enough for a remove.
I know I do.
Just kidding.
You know what sucks is not remembering how much your remove is and then going to the
Remove and you're like for gold short. Yep. Oh
What about this 50% less damage from vulnerable enemies this turn? I'm taking on it
There was a much better card than the remove than I have to take
Every 10 cards you get an energy and I like a million souls
That'd be kidding me. I'm schmiffing
I'm also smithing. I'm going to smith as well.
Yeah, I'm going to rest.
Where are you guys going to feel in here? I'm kind of liking left.
Yeah, left's looking nice. The pussy path?
Mm-hmm.
The way of the pussy.
I didn't know you were all right.
Thanks.
I thought that was like a one thing you knew about me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I'm flanking you kid. I'm dumb. Well a little later in that
Well
Oh, I got the big break
You have a bully Justin not in my hands unfortunately
What about in real life yeah, I sounded like I was like your mom or something. Yeah, is there a bully?
Well, I'll tell you one thing's for sure. I'm gonna make sure this guy's 26 won mobility
That's so nice when I draw bullies over
This is gonna hurt
I
Love the souls
Me went and remember
God if I could just fuck I got it, but it was too late
It's like bugging me when I'm Thanos on Bormir. You know what I'm talking about Apollo
No me when I'm Thanos on Bormir. That's where they got the that's where they got the stone man
That's where they got the soul stone was on Bormir
I got my bully. You got bully.
Is not bully. Is he lethal?
I can do another. I can do another 52. I'll do another.
Oh, there we go. Yeah, we might be popping. Mashers.
Yeah, we might be popping.
Mashers.
I'm going to keep popping.
Mashers.
Man, damn.
I could use that.
I might start picking that one up, too.
I could use this.
I'm taking a strawberry.
I'll take, you know, let me get the stone.
I'm doing bashing.
Oh, look at that, OK.
I'm bashing.
And by that, I mean shield bashing, yeah.
I simply must rest again jump that crevice that was a beautiful sound there we should
try to smith on sync so we can get the quad cat that is so nice
Oh, I can't exhaust any of this.
Ah, Justin's got me.
I got you.
You're going to apply a bunch of them.
You lose some strength, too.
Do it then.
I'll hit that.
Blanking.
You laughing at it?
It's not like somebody just like got slimed, man.
Oh no that was me pulling a paper towel off the roll man.
Oh dude that's exactly what that was.
Some of you are getting slimed lately man.
I like same slimed.
That's fine.
I don't really have anything else to say about it.
Oh he's got both.
That's fair.
I can double vulnerability but I can't apply anymore this turn.
Yeah.
Oh you know let me draw three with my little potion maybe I put more on him.
I can draw three with my little potion.
I can use that.
Oh look at that.
Oh shit.
Now he's about 14.
Suppressed!
Ah, flanking again at the end. Come on now.
That's supposed to show up earlier.
Oh, it's planning to block it!
Put a mangle? Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm taking high stuff, so I can do that or whatever.
I flanked him again.
I'm going to do some crazy shit this turn.
There's some big numbers on the team, dude.
Oh, shit.
Oh, he's done, bro!
Yes.
Okay.
If an enemy is vulnerable this hits twice, what?
me all the goods do you fight in this brick we should fight fight fight he's
vulnerable I'm breaking I'm gonna double his vulnerability this time
beautiful I get I don't want to take damage kind of something
whatever man oh no they're gonna fucking kill me I did battle trance and
then use the gambler's brew so I discarded my whole hand into nothing oh
Oh no, they are getting your answer for this one bud
That is tough
Oh I drew so poorly if you guys could give me some blocker or do something to him
I am also blocking this turn
Oh no I have work out come I am fucking owning
Oh ritual come?
Oh you know what I am going to do as well
Is there a ritual come?
Oh, Rich will come?
He's doing lots less damage.
To bring you to quarantine room.
I got my bully, y'all.
Okay, just wait on that first.
I can't double it.
Good show, that's good.
Mm-hmm.
You're good.
Hmm.
I might have been able to kill him, my bad, y'all.
I didn't realize we were doing so much damage this turn.
It's all good, it's all good.
You do have to go faster, though.
Not me!
Justin!
Not Justin!
It's me!
Oh, he's so cooked.
I probably don't have to do anything to be honest.
That's how I was talking about my group projects back in college.
Vulnerable enemies take 25% additional damage.
Dude, they're giving me the god run.
Sure.
That is such a bad.
I hate that event because it's always bad.
I don't know why.
I'm going to do something.
Oh, vulnerable, the back one because he's buffing.
I will add more vulnerability to him.
Do I hit him with a piercing whale?
Oh
Yeah fire potion does suck in multiplayer it really feels like they should make it do like 80 damage or something
Yeah
So I don't know I damage a multiplayer. I go out on a limb. See maybe the slay the spider devs know better than I do
Like what to do in their game?
Doubtful I'm gonna pierce the whale again you've saved my own well
I'll just decide what else I want to do.
I'll definitely do that.
Oh my god.
I can fire potion.
Oh, you got him.
Oh my god.
He's passed on.
Hmm.
Yeah, no, I'd urge is to click the card.
Yeah, man.
Gotta kill him.
That won't be a problem.
What if I hear it?
It better not be.
I said that and I drew quite a lot of cards that don't damage.
I got one for your attack.
I'll give it.
Whenever you rest for Curo Random Potion.
That's pretty good.
Delightful Stampede, I gotta take it.
Devious.
Kind of gotta take it.
Whirlwind's just one of those cars you gotta take unless you want to get your ass beat by chat.
Yeah, it's not right.
Is that going to be one of the events on the boat?
Could be, man.
You can get your ass beat by chat.
If we need to move some tickets last minute, that might be the, that might be the move.
Oh, I fucked up my energy. You know what?
How does it strike my... nah, that's too...
How does it strike my own piss?
He drinks piss?
Oh yeah, these deal damage directly to you, not to...
I'm a freaking big dick.
Yes, D.
There's no life shit.
Fuck it, we can make him more vulnerable.
We can get worse.
We can make him better.
More vulnerable.
million dollar man references are still hard right oh yeah now six million dollars six
million dollar man reference yeah that's too many man not just a million was fine what's
that were like 60 million dollar man these days I don't even know what is he if you
You want five guys maybe, right?
Maybe.
Five guys sound so good.
Five guys so good.
I've had it in quite some time.
I got mobile y'all.
I will add two vulnerability to him then.
Flanking on him as well.
Oh my goodness.
This does 259 damage.
That's a lot.
I have to play Durge.
If I would have played it, I have the thing where it's like the third attack you play each turn you get a copy of it
Man fully doesn't exhaust right? It's like no comes back to copy it too
But if look did a yellow
I might be dying here on 15
Okay, he's up on 60 bone now
That's pretty good. I love that bully should go if it plays strike instead of mango is my free card. I'm a freak
I play two random attacks, it's gonna play mango. Yay. So nice. Yay
Boom, it's not he's not attacking. So it doesn't matter too much, but it hits hard
I'm probably dead if we draw bully we kill him this time probably I don't know. I just made it up
We draw one card. It wasn't really
I will not be able to do much here unfortunate day
Gotta prepare for next turn
Alive I mean my hand has 103 HP. That's pretty cool. Oh my god. My hand is terrible. I've got bully. Yay
He's uh, he's gonna pass away now. Let's go. I
I have a level with you though. There's no shot we're being the next act man
That's too little tiny. We got four minutes. Well, here me. Let's look at the map
We gotta go zoom in and if the man if there's a map that's like all
No, it's close
It's close I haven't played my first turn for me
I'm just clicking.
I think I got a bounce card.
I got to go pee before this golf thing.
All right.
That's okay.
I don't know what happens to it though.
What happens to it?
We could resume it if I don't play another multiplayer game between now and whenever
we play again.
I'm all in.
That's it.
All right.
That could happen.
I'm going to go pee though.
Bye.
Okay, me too.
Bye.
you
Ahoy there!
What's up?
How much are you?
No, I'm alright. How are you? How are you pretty good? Pretty good slept a lot last night. Yeah, sleepy
Yeah, the classic oversleep. Yeah, that's the stuff. I haven't been able to do that in a long time
I
Yeah, no, that's fair. I usually yeah, I'm usually an up by like 7 a.m. kind of guy, but I woke up at like 10 30
Good much
Yeah, I don't know
Even like when I oversleep it's like the last three hours I'm in bed
I'm just like waking up every 35 seconds and like going back to sleep and then waking up
I
Just looked like a damn corpse
Yeah, I had a funny dream last night. Oh
Yeah
Yeah, I may or may not have been on a sinking ship
That's good stuff
I was really upset because I was like I don't even have my passport man. It's in my room
I'm like watching the bokeh down. I'm like, oh yeah, also all my friends
That's so I was saying I can't wait to be streaming during that and I could just constantly be like
Oh, yeah, they put as a they set up a live camera on the Northern Lion crews and then I just jump cut to like
Random boating disaster videos
I'm gonna have so much fun during that I'm excited for it because I'm gonna have a lot of fun not being at it
scenes from the first minute of the Netflix documentary about the Northern Lion Cruise.
There was a woman laughing at the boat going down.
She was dressed in a Hawaiian shirt covered in Philadelphia Eagles logos.
I told her, shut up.
What's happening?
We're just talking about Corey's dream of the world and a die on the cruise.
Oh, I'm fine.
And by Joe, I mean his ambition.
I'm fine. I was fine.
I
Simply took one step off the boat. We got a important competition happening tomorrow
I need to keep up keep up the best shape drink a lot of water eat good food get your brain working
Get your fingers working. We got we got a hot steaming competition tomorrow
I I demand a Heidi Lau from you. Oh
That's right
What do you owe that's right?
That's the first good point.
How did steaming only become an adjective used for shit?
The duckie, excuse me.
How cold was it where people were shitting and like steam was coming off of it, man?
That's true.
Your body ain't that hot.
Yeah, but the outside, not poop is hot.
I mean, it's as hot as your body.
I've got your poop.
But not in the winter.
First thing I hear is Poop is hot by Justin.
No, like temperature hot.
Yeah, yeah.
I hope so. I hope that's what he meant.
Yeah, not Justin's thing.
Oh my gosh.
Are you really 90?
I just like joined game and then it says hot men wanted.
Do you want to join this lobby guys?
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, there's one now. Okay.
Hot men wanted. Stroke play.
Maybe we could come on us.
We need Lobby.
Gangbang Central.
E-Girls 18 plus.
I just joined here to play golf, so...
Well, you guys don't like to see...
Which one should we join?
No 45-year-old. Sorry, we can't join that one.
Maybe Jim Class Gooners.
That's a good one.
Drunk driving?
I'm joining Lobby Von Cross Spider.
Oh dude, Einstein's Island.
probably cool I would I would have joined the hot man wanted one you probably
started the room what the hell they're already fighting shots fired now I'm
chill today I'm just gonna let people hit me in golf and go you know what that's
fair that's fair who's making the thing yeah who's gonna be the Lord who's
making the thing I can make the thing make this big thing I like how yesterday
Ryan was like yeah, I just like I'm done announcing the cruise and just we just got a letter right out
And then I watched the start of his stream and
This latest fire group was like so about the cruise cruise cruise cruise cruise cruise cruise
I told my chat I'm gonna be making fun of him for the next year
Ryan he's he took too much of mental damage right now
We just gotta blow him up with a couple of grenades and you'll be tip-shaped
Ship shape, uh-huh. Yep. Oh
I made the thing wait, let me all send you invitations then
Thank you. If I can figure out how to do that
Yeah, cuz you're you hit the game. So it just says you're online, but not playing the game
Steam does this sometimes.
Steam has been having some weird stuff.
It's the same thing that Corey did yesterday.
I had shift time, but I, never mind, use your error.
I can't invite you guys.
Maybe I made it one player only?
That'd be funny.
I don't know.
I didn't see you on line.
Lobby mode.
What's your name now?
Rashomon Ending Explained.
Oh, that's right.
It's on lobby road, friends.
You're just online for me, I can't see you.
Yeah, you're just online.
You hit the game.
You're not sharing the game.
Now I see you.
It seems you invited me.
You showed up.
Yeah, it was a weird thing for me, too, where you could always have invites.
Hey, here we are.
Oh, so we're going to mute the comms in the game.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
Discord.
Justin wants to use Discord because he doesn't like the...
It doesn't add anything to the game.
Yeah, it's not even Proximity, it's just in-game voice.
My mic also sounds like ass.
How can you do this?
Little bit then, I like the in-game voice because it gets your angry scream out very well.
I'll have to leave the game and restart it.
Yeah, Justin has to like reset all the games.
I think we should just let it ride on Discord
out of deference for our friend who's been live for 44 days straight.
Thank you so much.
So muting all communication is to talk.
I'm muting all communication out of the player.
Oh, you want me to mute myself? I guess it makes sense.
I don't hear anything.
I think I've already muted the game.
What the damn giraffe?
By the way, you know, you didn't just make fun of me for a year.
You can probably make fun of me like for the rest of our lives.
If I had to guess.
Okay.
Especially when the second one hits.
Well, so for you that they're already planning.
What gave Dave Dave?
What are we going to be playing?
Are you planning on?
Yeah, I'm not involved in the planning process for that.
Well, what if we do plan Northern Lions Supercruise without Ryan on it though?
For the next one.
Could be the vibe.
Honestly, there's some things I like about that.
idea they're gonna bury you it's you like fucking been what happened squeak
squeaks you in squeaks squeaks you in we'll go squeaks oh my god
squeaks said oh it would be really fun the cruise would really fun we got we
got great entertainers like northern lion dang easling you know you know and
that was it. KBK. I don't I I he doesn't know. And more to come. Yeah, and more to come.
I'm I'm actually the veil of secrecy. What are they on twins? The game? Whoa, they did
it. It was a big update. Oh yeah, you can disable that if you don't like that. Absolutely
No map, dude. Did they add more weapons?
I'm so
Yeah, I got it
This is the good old fashioned pistol. That's nice. I think am I am I good to launch this?
I know bears here. You might be muted for a minute. Well, he eats
This is correct
Also, I'm also eating but I'm trying to be quiet
I'm just eating a lot of noodles ok?
Oh, snow!
Tiger Woods!
Oh, how do I get it?
You're calling the press.
Yes I did!
That shit was funny.
Nice shot.
Not about to fall.
Alright so we're golfing and then hitting each other is pretty much the gist.
There's a lot to learn. What is this dude? What is this? There's a new there's a new box. Oh, there's what is that box?
Don't know. How is this like duplicated what I have
But that's your respawn point
Okay, oh bear the most important thing by far
Sorry about that. No is you can use a one two three and four
like the number keys to change your trajectory so like if you want to put
you want to use one and if you want to like lob you want to use four okay oh
they're calling me the chipper
she's got a golf cart yeah my god I'm beautiful and you know it that's true
thank you Corey I've been saying that already oh far too far oh shit I got a
the score.
Is this your first time there?
This is my first time.
What the fuck?
Oh, you're in for your fucking trip.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me, Ryan.
No.
Ah.
Okay, we go like that and then we go like that.
It's so makeable.
No, we won't.
I
Great great fucking loose great I mean I deserve that I deserve that I deserve that
Whoa does Doth my gamer sense sense breakable ice
Allow myself to introduce myself
Oh, did I miss?
I deserved it.
Oh, yeah, mines are only one mine now.
That's smart.
That's honestly good.
Oh, that's the best.
This is gonna break if I...
Whoa, I'm sliding!
I'm moving!
It's slippery, bro.
Oh my gosh!
You used the arrow when I'm here earlier, I don't care.
That's fair though.
You know what?
I deserve that.
Oh, okay.
Oh yeah, mines are only one mine now.
That's smart.
That's honestly good.
Oh, that's the best.
So you know what? I deserve that.
Yeah.
I don't teach girls.
What is?
Oh.
I'll just move it again.
Oh, that's water.
Ah.
That's fine.
That was the ice break.
Ice.
Oh!
Ice is slippery.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Ice is very slippery.
What is this?
Oh, that's a little bit.
Archie!
Oh, what?
I can go!
It was just a little dip.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, I was so nooo!
You turned me into ice and then you hit me into the water!
How'd he turn you into ice? He was like a freeze bomb.
Can you switch your club while you're not swinging? Or is that the only time you can do it?
You could like preload it if you know you're gonna be taking a lob or something.
You could like preload it like that.
Oh, that was way too strong.
I don't know, too strong on that one, yeah.
I'm gonna change the gamepad.
I don't know, my bad, y'all.
I gotta pay attention to the friggin' win.
Oh, give me a mirror!
Oh!
Just to block my wall.
Oh no.
No!
Hey, what up?
What up?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
Oh, poor Stark.
The ice levels here.
They're not open around.
Who's a bug?
That's uh, that's Justin's a bug.
Justin's a bug.
I'm a bug.
What kind of bug?
A world.
North Pole.
I'm just going to stay up there.
I got scared.
I thought someone was going to hit me.
I got an idea though.
I got the lights.
You're a real piece of shit.
You're a real shit
I honestly thought it was send me like over the top of the mountain and down the other side like a mile
Is that water down there is that ice?
That's fine out. Yeah
Let me out. Oh, I thought you'd be able to slide this you can you can
I'm no I'm not fighting oh shit
Wow
Put me back at the fence at the check mark and she's a
Why did you get out?
I'm going to go over with the
**** Oh, we're back. Oh, you
got we got a chance. Yeah.
If you if you can all just be
worse for a bit. We have like
we've locked in also like it's
Some of the shit
Who's got a good relationship
No, we have a great
kind of like a dick that's not like it yeah oh shit is it like I'll never shoot
it is that what's the idea send it
get under our ball well it's still flying my ball down here I beat my ball
y'all oh I got an achievement everyone said why would you do that and then
Look at that gun achievement
The achievement was called Frog's legs
No!
There I'm losing!
Oh you're losing?
Can we quick check the leaderboard?
Oh!
Oh no!
You've lost all empathy for me for the remainder of this round
Why you don't lose, John! It's no war, brother!
Now you get it!
Now you're getting it!
I see there are all the way over there.
Specific boxes that are jumps.
Oh, no, no, no, I'm I see.
Oh, no, no, no.
No, he rocked.
Yeah, I gave you.
I gave you.
Oh, you feel pretty kind of sick though.
Real nasty.
Nope.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit, you took it from me.
Wait, what does this box do?
It's a jumper.
It gives you a jump.
Is there a way to jump to where your ball is, or do you just have to run there?
You gotta run there.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait.
You better not jump.
I'm not gonna make me jump.
Joker has those shield on
here I
Guess that's deserved after the ice block thing
That's a great sound
That's real good my ball too
I'm going to score my ball.
What the heck, they changed my dance.
Oh my gosh.
Oh no bear. I haven't had time on this one.
Oh bear. Yeah bear, those yellow or those red and green lights, those are
Those are Christmas lights there to celebrate the festive season
They have nothing to do with the game
right
Oh, I did 99
And 98 like a fucking idiot 99
Hi bear Wow, that's our ride
That's all right
He's got a damn skull over her head for me. Does that mean she's been real mean to me? Yeah, I mean she's dominating you
Something that you should
Hey, that's my car Kate
You shot your card off the freaking cliff.
I shot your card off the cliff.
You shot my card.
Oh my god.
I'm so slippery.
I'm sorry, Bear.
I need to speed up.
No!
I'm the leftest of the game, man!
I'm sorry.
There's no one else near me to shoot.
What the fuck, Corey?
I'm sorry.
Thank you. Oh no you killed me. No you're fine. You're fine.
She's fucking crazy man. Oh my balls just gonna keep falling off.
I am not fine after that. My ball is going off.
This game kind of a movie. Oh my god it's sliding.
Is that sliding? I was thinking sliding Biden as well.
What the heck is a rocket driver bro?
Oh my gosh, that's a bad one.
Okay, or I guess piles.
Whoa!
My ball is on fire guys!
I'm scared of my fireball.
You can't hit other people's balls.
Hit other people's balls.
If you give someone a little tap you'll knock them over and then you could wind up and send them like a ball.
Oh my god.
Oh, hit the golf cart though, that's not so bad.
Yeah, save me.
Oh, come on!
What the fuck even happened?
Did you hit my ball?
Yeah, the ricochet off the air horn putt hit your ball out.
Fucking Christ.
I
Even I'm skating
The shot was so close I got deafened like the lounge singer and hard-boiled wait, no, that's the killer sorry guys
That's falling out here.
Not bad. It's bad enough to do it. The references are annoying, but then when you get them wrong...
BEAR! That's mine now!
Oh, it's fine!
Or does not know how to drive. Give up.
Oh, there's ice cake.
I don't know how to walk either.
You f**ker.
You could've had me wet off sliding.
Oh my god, if you missed the ball the ball slides
You so you don't just you know, you know Justin's in first right? I hit him too. I
just sure
Stop moving
God damn
Oh my god, why did my ball get stopped?
Oh
The Air horn made me hit you
Oh shit, oh shit
I got the return of your ball message.
Oh no no no no no.
Oh it's slippy.
Justin I will never forgive this.
I'm sorry I'm sorry.
I will never forgive this.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
I'm sorry I need the speed boost.
I'm sorry if there are any of the speed boosts to try to not keep you apologizing.
I don't believe a lick of it.
I don't believe any apologies out of any of your comments.
What's crazy is that it's been kind of nice so far.
Like it's been kind of, yeah.
There's been a lot less salt than usual so far.
You can't make it, Jason.
Oh, there's a look there.
Justin absolutely screwed me on that one.
That was a crazy error.
I do need to do this.
Damn.
Ryan had a shield on when you air horned and I hit him through his shield.
I got sent to the moon man.
Dark side.
I feel like I could have thought it better, but I don't know my footing is, but it's slippery.
99 again.
Oh, it's windy.
Oh, that's going way off.
Whoops.
Oh, I just noticed the wind marker.
I haven't paid attention.
Yeah, remember when I was asking about the wind earlier?
Yeah, yeah, I just know...
Kate's fucking...
Why is Kate's stuff...
Things along his wire.
Hey!
Oh my god, you sent me to hell!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You killed me, you killed me.
I recovered that.
Oh no, all the way back to the beginning?
Ryan, we've done nothing and we're now just out of guns now.
No, you need to speak for yourself.
Is this possible?
No, it's not, it's not.
Ouch!
Whoa, what the heck?
This would be big.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
No!
I heard it was falling from so far away too.
Yeah, you know, honestly, fair, fair.
Don't shoot me there.
Oh, what the fuck?
You can't break.
Oh, I get there.
Oh, my God.
I'm the mountain bolt.
See your belly?
Oh, my God.
Oh my god, I want to win one hole, please.
Oh no.
That was one in.
Let's go, yeah!
Yeah, Bear got it.
Yeah, Bear.
Bear, watch this. This one's for you.
Justin.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Why did that make my bullfouse out?
Oh
There you go
That was only
Yeah, stop this guy
We have destroyed the second get him Justin been so quiet. Yeah, I'm chillin man
I'm freaking out why why is Corey's pain to me less than my wife's
Doesn't make any damn sense unless
Thank you
Oh my god, I'm in there. I'm in this game house. I don't be a group of people. I was on leave
I'm still moving.
I'm still shmoovin'.
I can't hit her.
Wait, where's my ball?
Oh, that's gonna...
Oh my god.
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god.
I'm not literated.
Oh fuck.
Fair, fair, fair.
I don't think you can make this shot.
How can you make this?
I think you gotta go around the side.
Oh
You be you stood in front of that you did that to yourself
They got their buddy
You blew my asses
I saw that, they're shooting.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bug off, bug out of here.
Bug off.
Woo!
Okay, buddy.
Alright.
Oh no.
Jesus.
Why does it bring me all the way back here? What the fuck?
How is that the hole?
Hey, where's my ball?
They made it.
Oh no!
Oh my god. Oh my god.
You still won.
You bastard!
Oh, you still got it!
What the fuck? You're so...
I know, I deserve that.
No! I didn't know you'd do this!
The dive is so evil.
It's literally never worth either.
Except the one time I blocked my own ball from going in.
ball from going in well what was that movement tech did you see that he jumped
out of there god like a huge bonus and achievement for being in first place for
all nine holes damn you know nice I could have believed you guys
what the hell happened we go I hit the ball you hit them and then you fell
over I think we all want the same time okay we go again again this time I got
it on my not ice nice beach this is a new beach
there's new coastal levels as well no no no oh yes yes
of you that's the freaking host advantage oh look look we each got one well whoa
if you need your ball that's had was too smooth
Wow!
Uh, literally that's gonna be a hole in two. You give me a huge advantage.
Uh huh?
I need a speed boost.
Yeah, that's very good.
My tracks.
I forgot the single fucking item.
Oh, that sucks.
Oh no! Oh my god!
That was a one-bore army hole in your head!
You guys are letting Justin down.
That was beautiful.
I could even run!
Ooh!
I was getting on that one.
I just did.
No!
Like for real.
Ah, shit.
No!
Are you trolling me? Are you trolling me?
Zero value error one?
Wait, are you guys all in?
We're all in there.
Yeah, that sounds like a good sign.
Ok so there is no way to switch the club besides when you are shooting up a shot
Hold right click
I thought I would Aura farm and dunk it
Oh my god the aura loss is insane
Let me show you the truth
Let me show you the true meaning of Richie.
Oh yes, yes!
I already made that into a clip.
Let me show you the real meaning of Richie.
I'm Ron.
Sorry, you had to be there yesterday on my stream.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I wanted to be there.
I was on the one yesterday, I was so tired and hungry.
I had to cook eggplant.
Oh my god, I cannot believe Ryan took all my items.
You be me!
Did you take my money?
There's this random
I don't feel random
That's a risk I know
There you go
Done me Corey! Go for Justin!
I needed the speed
What in the...
Why would you turn around to do that?
That doesn't save you
doesn't say I thought I was a genius
should say oh my god oh my god what oh my body bounced off the grass
What a shot.
Hey, oh that's just a man. Hello. Justin is running away with this one.
Generational comeback on this one.
Oh baby.
Interrupted. I got hit like five times.
Oh, no. I I shot you. Oh, no.
There we go. Oh, shit. Typically, we got a truce. Otherwise, we we ain't gonna make
it, man. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no.
Oh, that's not a tough shot. That's a tough shot.
Oh my god that's crazy!
We've got to stop Justin, we've got to stop him
I still don't forget we did that one hole
Never forget what he did to my hole
Not my hole that one hole
I wasn't talking about you
Oh, what a shield
Yup, I saw that one coming. You might have killed me, but I saw it coming
Fucking bro
Let's go straight in the water, huh?
I really put it on 45 holes, my bad y'all.
Really?
I did it all at courses, but I thought I would like random 9 of them.
I can't not try to hit you, I'm desperately trying not to.
you know what it means that we can wait a little bit to stop Justin means you're never
actually out of it
we gotta stop him
you fucking piece of shit
that one had a motion behind it
I stopped your balls in it though
I went from second
You only get 45 seconds instead of a minute after someone scores. Yeah positive change W change
You got this very got this oh no, oh no
She doesn't have 8 Pussies?
Octo Pussy has 8 Pussies, Octo Monk just had the one, which is why it's so noteworthy that she gave birth to 8 individuals.
Every one birth per se is normal.
Not to be a traditionalist or whatever.
I really like calling it a Session, dude.
I mean having eight kids is not worth it, but it's not like it's not gonna be on the news, right?
We gotta get her out of here. We got another session coming up
I mean, especially with only one per pussy, hmm. Yeah, I think it's how it goes. Holy fuck. That's actually awesome
Went right past my head man
Oh, oh the tree
fucking stop Justin
no all that actually knocked my ball we did it we did it
now
air horn
really unfortunate
out
imagine
and on the last day
that's a visceral man it's like wow they used to talk about like a kid getting his head cracked open
I don't know if we're from the same generation, but anytime a kid hit their head
They didn't just hit their head. It was that it got cracked open. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I cracked my head open
Yeah, it's like some shit was not pulling out. Maybe that's what it was in the testicle knockout
Kids be breaking the car
Oh
Fuck
What happens if I shoot you in your eyes? Oh, damn. I guess I go a little sleepy
You're the most to get through yeah
Yeah, oh bear that's happy air dude. You were my happy air though. You gotta give them a little
There's teleported.
Yeah, I didn't mean to be as far as I was.
Yes, yes.
Yeah.
Oh, you don't want you don't want to start this war.
She thought I'm like the national.
Oh, I was like the man.
Yeah,
I have a ball so I could do is be a prick.
Oh my god.
He canned the golf carton right in the hole.
Wait dude, your ball is just gone Justin?
Yeah, it's under the map.
It says it's right there for me.
I see it.
Double you dives to give us a catch up mechanic.
For real.
How can you not have thought of these?
What the fuck?
I was thinking about it.
Duff does just bowser like a rabbit!
I'm going crazy with my balance.
Oh, thanks.
Please, what is that?
Damn, he's gone.
He's off to the races.
My life!
Oh, my goodness!
He's un-catchable Oh, I'm so sorry bear
I've come to accept it
I'm fucked for the rest of my life. There's a lot of collateral
I didn't do anything oh you're looking to hit exactly a hundred aren't you I keep going on yeah
If you go overkill makes you very neck it's God
Oh shit
Stop see from the orbital laser
I fucking launch my ball off the back because it's stupid fucking rocket club
Fuck
He's back, he's back in first.
I'm back in a big way.
yes he's back guess who judges back oh my god
You get a penalty stroke when your ball lands in the water, or out of bounds.
I know, but I am not the one who's hitting it.
I'm not the one who won the gun, she got the gun.
Okay.
Remember?
Yeah.
Counter strike.
Yes, dude.
I remember.
Do you remember Counter Strike?
Not fondly.
Bear.
What's up?
What did I do?
Wait, wasn't that you?
I'm way behind dude.
That was you Justin!
That was me.
You aimed at me!
No, I shot, I lobbed it.
I was trying to get it down.
My car!
I'm going to stop this guy man, look at that.
Ow!
Somebody kill Cory.
I'm going to smother Corey with a try it.
Try it.
Wait.
Oh my god, you got it.
Oh my gosh.
And he still scored.
I'm just sliding away, man.
Wada wada.
Corey finished first.
Yep.
Yeah, well big deal.
I do that all the time.
I don't get to push in our location.
Did I score?
Okay.
Wait, what?
I did not aim at you.
You stop my ball from going in the hole. That was so many holes on the ball.
No, that was this hole. I got hit by Ryan. You can do it. Oh, no, bear.
I have 3 people with fire skulls open
I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it.
I literally got hit by Ryan in that last hole.
You screwed me.
They were both unintentional.
One was definitely not because I recall you vividly saying, I blacked your ball, I blacked
your ball.
I did not know I could block my ball with my ball.
I think I didn't want that anymore.
You can't have it anymore.
Oh fuck.
No!
What the hell?
You're giving it away to Cory, Ryan.
You're giving it to me.
Shoot that!
I'm just...
You really thought that's giving it to Cory?
I tried the airman, but I was too far away.
I'm sorry.
Okay, I drowned.
I drowned in an injured water.
Like a public service announcement.
announcement.
Oh, how did that go in?
Oh my God, I don't know.
It hit the pole.
It was so hard.
I thought I hit way too hard.
Oh my God.
I think that pole blew up.
I don't know where it balled.
What the fuck?
Why did it switch to that plug?
Why did it hit you?
I'll get it in before Ryan.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Holy god.
Oh, I did not nail it.
Yo yo yo, block your own bow so you can dunk it.
That's the tech, man.
Oh, wait.
How do we get up there?
I think he has a lure.
Oh, you fucker.
Ha ha ha.
That ain't working.
Oh wow, that's just a thing you don't have.
You are a genius, and I should not have.
What?
Why?
get in there yeah
i'm gonna miss them please sir please sir
thank god i have that shield right what the fuck what the fuck
kory you fuck her no no no are you fucking kidding me justin yeah i was gonna stop
sorry that was really funny i'm sorry literally last place kory can you stop can you stop that
What's the fuck?
That's your wife.
The ball being so close to the edge.
I can't believe it.
I'm actually...
I'm just going to target Corey forever.
Yes!
I'm already last place for him.
You're not your second to last.
Oh boo hoo.
She's stealing Bear's Valor.
I only get one thing.
Oh, I got to send him into the ocean. You saved him.
Only for a second.
Why does he have a white flag over his head? I don't know.
He's got one. That means you've been beating me up so much.
Did that get you in the air?
It got me in the air and shot me in the water.
I got it.
You've got to be kidding me dude.
Oh, I think it's falling.
Oh.
Are you guys scored already?
I got three boots in a row
Is here again. Oh my god, it's literally about the air bears dead. Oh, no, you didn't fight the flag
Motherfucker name boys
I'm like right in front of her
Bear! I'm rolling for it
It was Ryan who shot
I know it was a bear and got away and made it fall
Why do you shoot so fast?
That's insane
I don't know
I can turn it up faster than my bar you've been trying to do
Oh! That's weird!
Damn! It's a close game, with 35 holes to play.
5 holes to play!
Bro, I didn't play 40!
We've got an hour and 10 minutes.
It might happen.
Yeah, okay.
Oh my god, whatever.
It could be good! It could be good!
Oh, that was point one.
I was up in the damp water.
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Okay, in my screen I actually got that idol
I'm pretty sure the white flag over someone said means you've been bullying and destroying them
Yeah, yeah
Check this out
I've only got a white flag over one person
Gloria
I'm sorry K, I need the speed boost
What the fuck?
I'll pin him with a stroke.
What the fuck?
I drowned.
I drowned in like an inch of water.
Justin finished already.
What the fuck?
I was quick with that.
Where is Matthew getting stuck?
I need him first.
That's like getting first.
You're in first, Justin.
No, I'm not.
You're in first.
Oh, shit.
Oh shit. Oh my god. Look at the scoreboard buddy.
There's no scoreboard. What the heck?
What the heck just happened to some Victor? Why did he just rock it into the water?
I'm just drowning over and over again. Oh no.
Just go again. I don't know. You're like Hugh Jackman in the prestige.
You gotta jump on the rocks. I'm trying to get out.
I'm gonna stop this man and then literally attacking the bottom three
Ryan you're in the top she's talking about you oh my god that was messed up
Okay, we've had our fun now
Oh no, oh my god, I actually didn't aim that you can't you ran right in front of Justin as I shot it and switch target
That was honestly awesome.
This bug's running like a bug over here.
It's real quick, right?
Big time to get like a rocket launcher.
Yeah.
We turned around and do that to each other.
Yeah.
What a shot.
I hit that too early.
Yeah.
I had that few arcane tree, fucking tree.
I had the tree screwed me, hopefully right over my head.
They're a second level bitch.
Don't fucking just move me over like an inch.
Holy crap.
Oh, no, you can I use the water to make a platform?
Oh, what?
Yeah, that.
You walk on it?
I think so.
Oh.
We're both going to lose, man.
We're both going to lose.
Oh
Someone's getting slammed I don't care
Right what a shot
What a laugh to be drowned, but I think he survived hey
backwards, huh
We're gonna land with
Not worth.
Okay, okay that drowned me.
I just needed the movement boosts.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
I- Apparently you got like two inches of water in this game, though.
Well, yeah, I think if your head is under the water here.
Ground up.
W realism.
Oh, what the fuck?
My- I-
It's starting in front of my ball.
Hahahaha!
Bear, how you doing? I know this is your rude awakening for a while now.
It's all good, man. I'm just vibing.
It's a hard introduction to Super Bowl.
It's a very fun game, I can tell.
It's just that when you're having to chase down your ball
from 150 meters away and everyone's all in front of you,
it's just like, all right, well, I'm just catching up.
It is the first couple of times.
Yeah, that's true.
First couple of times that I played this,
I probably finished the stream like mad
and then I went, oh my god.
Yeah, I absolutely agree.
I did like, it's cool.
I'm good.
It's the expectation.
Like you get the club back in like hitting position and then get shot every time
I didn't hear you I hit the car I hit the car 30 holes
Yeah, I shouldn't have placed that mine.
I'm starting to regret it.
Well, there are 30 more holes to think about what you did.
Loving that beer.
Come on.
Oh, I'll take it off, man.
I will.
Oh, no.
Wait, he lives.
We're in there.
All right.
What the fuck?
I saw you carrying that shield and I was like, oh yeah, you think you're safe?
I know me need that.
So watch this.
Wait.
I'm watching.
That shot.
Yo, you put your animal key right into it.
I got shot oh, I thought you shot
Whoa, I wasn't trying how'd you shoot me from that? That was crazy, right?
That was the golden musketeer
The golden musketeer?
The shrine of the silver monkey
No, man those kids tweaking trying to put that together. It's just three pieces, bro
I mean the pandemic is a factor but she's
No no Sean probably my heart is at 190 200 trying to put that shit together in front of a live studio audience
I remember watching episode 1 where they were swinging across the road and just planted in the wall
The greatest speed is slid down into the pit
This one is hell, that's so funny
Derek get ready for hell
Yeah man
I don't know, you guys go for it.
I'm gonna say, you guys go for it.
I do not recommend going for it.
Okay, there's just one guy to the head.
Oh my god.
That didn't work.
What the...
He's...
I got the item.
Oh my god, Justin.
My ball is forever gone.
My ball is, is forever gone.
Take that, you quiet motherfucker.
Browning.
Quiet ass.
You do not say anything because he's in first place type shit.
Who me?
No, no, no, Corey.
Oh.
First place in the hole, first place in the hole.
He's a real perfect guy.
Fuck off!
This hole is...
Fuck off!
I...
And no orbital laser too.
She's critical there, what the fuck?
You can actually jump to the center.
Holy fuck!
No!
Sweet you little suit.
No don't put me back here, you're a bastard.
Ryan!
Oh my god!
Oh no!
Oh no, it's going anywhere, oh man.
You gotta be kidding me dude.
You got to be kidding me.
No!
Oh no!
Watch Justin!
It almost works!
It almost works.
Oh, that's the play on this whole dude.
That's the play.
Yeah, yeah.
What the fuck?
What is the block off from?
I...
Oh, bear.
Oh no, bear.
Is that rolling down?
No.
Wow.
That absolutely...
We are going to bend together, Civic the Bear B with the bottle 3
Ryan you made an enemy for life
Am I really gonna do this am I really good? Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I don't want to hear
Don't try to feign like you had like some kind of moral quandary about that son of a bitch
Oh what the hell
Damn, he said he sees the rocket driver to send me to the moon
He knocked me over that he's the rocket driver to still exile me
I mean, that was pretty swag.
Don't score yet, I got a great idea.
Oh, no.
I got a lie, just penalty strokes throwing the ball right at your face.
It's hitting my ego.
You can use it to score sometimes too, which is pretty cool.
That is cool.
You can stand near the hole, yeah.
But he's your ball back in big down idiot
Nice shot
Fine
He teleported I got a return to my ball that's a thing. Yeah, I ran past it. I got the bloodlust
You gotta be kidding me. You ever shot that? You gotta be shitting me. You've got to be shitting
me. It was going into the hole. Oh, you didn't, okay, you spared his life. You spared his
was that Ryan? Who shot that rocket?
No, you got rocket, was that? It helped me tremendously.
I could have believed why I thought about rocket launch and bear traffic.
Oh, he's here, Doug! I can't hope I keep playing with that.
I don't know why he waited so long, he could have gotten fifth.
Oh, there's mutually essential.
He had to show rocket because he had horn.
He shows horn, not the show rocket.
He was showing horn.
I didn't see he was showing horn.
It's book.
I can't help it.
No one's taking credit for that rocket.
It was me.
Yeah.
I knew that would happen, unfortunately.
Oh, I wanted to get in.
I happened to get in.
I'll cut you in!
Well they boosted you, to be honest.
I can't, I can't.
She's mad.
Boosted me? Thanks for all shit.
Let's go!
Okay, nice mind, bro.
Please, if there is God, hold it off.
It's time to stop, alright?
I just picked it up, bro.
I used my bare hands to pick that thing up.
How the hell do you do that?
I guess I just walked up to it slowly.
You picked up a mine?
Yeah, man.
Oh, Justin, how'd you knock you hit by that?
How'd you knock you hit by that?
I was just burning a shoot over at like a cartoon character.
This could work.
Cory!
Oh, no.
This fucker!
Oh, yeah!
This piece of shit!
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
W there.
I did it.
Oh!
Cory is such a piece of shit, bro.
What'd I do?
Absolute piece of shit, dude.
I had such a great run on this hole.
Smart, smart, smart. Good play, good play.
Oh, I have a shield.
Oh no, you should have waited.
We should have waited, you have the shield.
Oh my god!
Oh no!
I swear to god dude.
Oh, where are you?
Both of the Canadians are so dead right now.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think he's gonna get it.
Both of you Canadians are so...
Oh.
I thought it was going to explode before he actually got it.
I'm now in last.
Oh, shit.
Maybe golf is evil.
and maybe that's awesome yeah yeah pull in one
it's possible
i counter for the win repeating of course i didn't i didn't
what what is this oh i got it sorry that was for just enough for you
You didn't die, he died.
Oh, bad bug.
I'm sorry.
Dude, upside down, mine is actually so evil.
Oh, how'd you come?
Come on, got me.
I lived, bitch.
I hit one perfect shot, and I can't get to my ball.
Yeah, also I've not seen my ball in a long time.
Oh my god.
I thought when the dude in first finishes first.
Oh no!
That's yeah.
Oh no.
What's it going to do now?
Into the water!
Oh, you're lucky it was in there.
What a fucker, dude.
Look at my ball, look at my ball!
Oh my dude!
Oh, Cory, your balls just jumped!
Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No!
Get in there.
Oh my god, really.
Come on. There we go.
Okay, stop the last guy.
Oh no!
Whoa!
Is that good?
I like all of our angry cameras
whoever shot me and then launched me into the water ended me because the game
didn't know what to do I drowned with my ball out in the water
Rock it shot my ball while traveling into the hole in the air
Yeah
Hachi machi, so I need to speak what the fuck I need to speak boost also
eliminated in three seconds. Yes, I
Need this is getting this is getting insane
I
Justin I tried to hit the mind back at you. I saw it. I went in the golf stance. I thought that would be so awesome
That I don't like being 300 meters
It's pretty funny to shoot someone in front of the guy next to him at the beginning.
I didn't think it was funny.
You're winning by so much at this point.
Plus everyone hates me so you're just sliding through.
I'm getting my smoothie.
29 kilometers an hour of wind. This is a dunk, bro.
That's fucked up.
Getting my fucking shot, man.
What the fuck? Why did that so hard?
I wanna hit you.
Oh, Jesus.
Awww!
I'm stalling so that she has time to get her smoothie. Watch this.
That's very nice. That's very nice of you.
That would be great.
And now I'll be stall so I can get my smoothie.
Oh, nice. Yay!
That's the smoothie stall bonus.
It's gonna be hard to catch up with Justin.
Yeah, we gotta stop Justin.
somewhere in these 30
I have to
I hear fire
I haven't gotten the rocket club yet
how do you get that
you find it
yeah it's just in items
maybe first place doesn't get it
honestly I think it kind of sucks on drives
weirdly enough because you just spend more time running to the ball
running yeah that's true
I have literally only
I had to pick someone I didn't even need to.
What's the point of that?
It's good on a really short hold.
It makes me run fast.
You can just shoot right to the end.
That is true.
I'm imagining.
Nice shot.
Yes, yes.
Oh my god.
They're got predicted.
right on the respawn thank god no I got it I got it everything is good
I don't know what I'm doing.
Adjusting.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
I'm way overshot.
What the fuck?
Get away from me, bro.
Fuck!
Yeah, do it, Corey.
I am 200 meters from the ball you shit me
you can make it we serve you can make it
Oh my god.
Oh, oh.
Just off by just a little bit.
You want to miss the checkpoint maybe?
I think everyone just hates me.
That's what it is.
Oh my god.
There's 25 fucking holes left.
Holy shit.
Dude, Bear is doing great now.
That was a good hole.
not a sprint he's doing good he leveled up third stop this guy
how could you say that to a person who just picked up the game just want to win
we clearly got to stop that guy
from downtown great shot what's that is that like a special item out there in the
island oh it's a guarantee a movement item oh cool Cory I want it don't take it
oh fuck is it a bad one I don't want to hear it I believe that's fair that's the
This dude takes both.
The respawn dude fucking takes both.
See you in that mine, Corey.
Awww!
What the fuck?
Yes.
Oh shit.
Oh no, way to hurt!
Beat rod!
Wait, this is gonna be impossible.
Well, Kate's in second now?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
She is in second.
The world has fucked my own.
Why did it scoop up?
I'm not on a scoop.
Please.
Why'd it be scooping?
Where the hell are you?
Oh my god.
And no one even did anything to me.
This is all me, man.
How come you have a question mark?
I can't see your items.
Yeah, it's hidden information, bro.
Wow.
Well, that was a wild shot.
Honestly, I was gonna hit the ground and then bounce to the right a little bit
What a disaster what a fucking disaster man
Now I'm in last place great for man now. I'm in last place. So we're not we're not stopping Justin
How far ahead is it? I mean I got
Yeah, he's up by 300
Well, you guys all get slimed over there just bear that sucks just me just me just me got
slimed fuck me can't hit the elephant gun recommend the elephant gun you shoot behind
you that's how I get in the best way ever to do that and it won't knock me in the
damn water. It knocks my hair off. Welcome to the club buddy. That happens. Get up. Get
up. Oh my god. Nice shot. I'm sorry I really needed this. I was lining up to the perfect
shot my god you're so lucky
can you just score your ball no yes
You think that we're banged together? What the fuck?
Excuse me?
Hahahaha
What the hell?
Sorry, sorry I had to find out about this run.
Hahahaha
What the fuck dude?
Get out of here. Get out of here.
Get out of here!
Fuck off!
Oh my god!
Hahahaha
Why would you make enemy of me? I don't understand!
I honestly, I thought it was not your fault.
I just had the items in my pocket.
I got to do something with them.
Hey, Kate, I don't know if what I did was that bad.
That's annoying.
But what you did was actually worse.
No way.
Yeah.
He was such a good player.
I'm not a bit like no, the worst.
I'm back in last now.
Whoa.
Bear's close to the fucking end.
He fucking punched your ass and then
Leave yourself, I'll put you on fire and sent you into the lake.
I just get a police convict that would do that to me.
All right, there were so many chances I could have killed him, but I didn't.
I'm in last eight.
No, you're not.
I am in last.
He probably is.
He actually is.
He's in last by five points.
What's in big dog?
No, stop it.
That shot came and froze me.
Call him a bitch.
Yeah, yeah, you can't be close to them.
It's a pretty big AOE.
I think she was protected, too.
Call him as my best.
I didn't even give it to you.
I think it's because you have a white flag.
It's telling me to stop her.
You've villainized me too much.
Victimized me too much.
Nope.
Oh, yeah, I didn't realize I'm cold anyway.
I just got a pocket full of guns.
Literally letting the first top three player running because civic that just wants to target me for no reason. What are you talking about?
I've been what are you talking about? Oh, the audience
Bottom too, but I couldn't because I was protected because I was attacked recently
How about you fuck right off
Did you see that?
Yup.
No, stop him.
Come on, get him there, dude.
Ha-ha-ha-ha, you bitch!
Oh, you got it in?
No!
I got it in right before.
God damn it, dude.
Hey, you hit him with my port.
Watch this.
Literally said Victor was trying to fight against a person who is not.
Good, dude.
He still has no play on it.
He's pretty good.
I killed the other ones.
What do you mean you shot me once?
What do you mean by what you mean, a shot you want?
Once is a lot when we're talking about shooting.
Ryan, you're here talking.
You don't get to take any more high ground on this shit.
That's my wife.
You're the reason why I'm in this shit.
What a shot.
Goal, let's go.
Some characters all sweaty out of his neck.
That's weird.
Alright guys, now that we've been antagonizing each other,
the three of us are at the bottom.
We gotta stop the three of them at the top, man.
What I'm saying yeah
Exist in big that oh enemy for wow wow fuck both you literally shot two eyes gone at me
She's still mad
How'd you get that?
Oh, what, what, how did you push me?
I tried to dive in it and I think it's coming to you somehow.
Why?
Why would you hit me in this game?
Thanks.
I'm just going to go crazy right now.
The person who said now that we're all in the last three.
Oh, did he hit you?
I
Okay, good that's that's not how it works Ryan
Yeah, you're in cahoots until it's convenient for him to not be in cahoots
Did you get jump boots? Yeah, I double just land
now that I'm in the top three I gotta say I'm I apologize for that shit I was
saying earlier yeah top three is gonna stick together yeah
exactly what the fuck it's an actual thing
Oh, did it really oh, I just can't get up there
Oh
Damn
Ryan might want to look at the scoreboard
Oh shit
So he already beat backstabbed both squads
He's alone
He ain't making any friends out here
Oh, hey, guys, oh, try to avoid it.
There's no need for that.
Oh, my God.
Mine is better if I just go.
Oh, my God.
Just no need for that.
Mine's in the bushes.
What the fuck?
Oh, you son of a fuck.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh I'm dumb there's a mind in the bushes he said it!
What the jump in this game is so so dainty.
Everyone's everyone shoot me.
And I'm just the one guy.
What do you say?
It's my birthday and you're doing this to me.
It's actually more my birthday.
It is more.
It's a birthday.
Agreed to disagree.
Hey hey hey.
You didn't want to do that.
Oh, you're lucky.
You're insanely lucky.
What am I doing, man?
I am having my shellfish.
Oh, I'm not it.
Oh, what the fuck?
I'm not going to put it in the way.
I need to put it in the shit.
Oh, my god.
That air horn fucking ended my life.
Oh, man.
That's the third time one of you fuckers has hit my buck.
Oh, my god.
Get in there.
No, master.
Oh my god!
Oh, it definitely screwed me more than it screwed me away.
I'm like, it's really weird.
Oh...
Oh my god.
Just keep Justin out of it.
Oh my god.
No, don't do that.
Oh, he's out of it.
There you go.
What a fucking nightmare that was!
Damn, somebody stopped him.
There were so many...
Balls and faces there.
You guys up for 20 more holes
I thought we were gonna finish easily in time, but we're not I got a hundred and sixty five points. I'm still in last
Bucket ball
Holy shit, he might do it
Nope
Yeah, that was diabolical.
Your wife?
What the fuck?
Who's in one place under you?
Alright.
She used to be targeting her exclusively now.
Ha ha ha!
Oh my god.
Yes, yes.
Case closed out for me.
I haven't like done anything to her in like, 20 holes.
What happened to my rocket?
I shot Ryan with.
I it flummoxed itself on the dirt
Honestly rocket driver went crazy
My balls not in living on the edge
How did I miss?
Nooo
That was an accident that has given me incredible information that I'm gonna try to use again in the future
165 again and I'm still in life
Oh my god, a bug.
So fast.
My god, a bug.
That's not where I thought my ball was going to end up.
That's fine honestly.
No, no, no, the die.
Hop in, hop in.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You know, this is my stop anyway.
You good?
Oh, there's a mine up there.
Who did that?
Does that bother you?
I don't know.
That's diabolical. I'm at the beginning again. Oh, that's brutal. Oh my god, Ryan
Literally would have been funny
For you oh my god, give me a golf cart game why what howie?
Yeah, we long you could turn yourself into a rocket. Yeah, I did an accident
Oh my god, whoever just shot that at the hole that bounced off the hole.
Minded?
Yeah.
Oh, fucking hell.
What?
Did you just knock yourself out?
I hit myself out with it, it said, I got a cheerus, how's that even possible?
This one ain't going in man.
Get him, yes!
Let's go, man!
New tech!
So you turned yourself into a rocket in what way?
Like you shot yourself into a rocket club and it just turned me into a rocket?
Oh, it wasn't that a balleriner.
Oh!
Wait!
Does it go after somebody or is it like...
I just kind of went forward a little bit.
I swear it's not switching the clubs.
when ever you hit the number key, someone's got to kill Bear, he's literally the first.
Bear!
Oh this motherfucker, hole in one, potential I think is 89 percent.
The win though.
Oh there's a win now.
Oh that's a win.
That's going way over.
I waited to her sleep now.
Oh, very fair.
I got him, guys.
Oh, cool. I have a little crown.
Use your burst.
Hit each other a little bit more, please, while I come up.
Ride.
Wow, what is the point of doing that?
What the fuck? You actually hit my ball that was going to go in.
You knocked my balls all the way back in the fairway.
I was going in the hole.
Oh my god.
You blocked my ball! You blocked my ball!
Wow.
oh my god oh shit man they're they're dividing in country we're fighting
them on
oh I can't be
literally civic that ruined my top three what are you talking about everyone
has been going after me in this game
I've gotten a small taste of what it's like when people actually prioritize you.
Yeah, being interested sucks.
Yeah, if you look at the amount of attacking done in the game,
Bear and I are looking pretty nice.
There we go.
If you go on the sand, it slows you down.
Okay
Let's get out of there. No, I have to stop Justin
No
How about this?
Brian, you got in the way. Maybe I don't know maybe I targeted you
Fair Fair Fair
Oh, I gotta get the top of the pyramid out of
I just got it. I'd never been up there before. I did it just yeah ran up there somehow. Oh
You're a sack of shit
You are a sack of shit. That's just you are an absolute sack of shit dude
We got to stop Justin here, let me just turn around and kill some victims
For your real pretty thought it was like a good combo
Oh there's a discarded gun on the ground, that's hilarious.
See Barry, now you're having fun.
Yeah, I was having fun.
I was just losing badly.
Yeah.
Cory put that behind there, Kate.
Oh, Cory the miner.
Dude, that actually like launched me so close to my ball.
Yeah, but what about your ego?
I never had one.
Oh.
That's life map.
That's my secret cap.
I never believed in myself.
I'm all in, bro.
R.
There's no reason.
Oh!
the whole ruin the plan.
I thought he was going to launch yours man.
I got to make a thousand points back.
Oh, there's a-
Ah, he's up there.
I'm going up there, dude.
No! No!
Oh, fuck you!
Fuck you!
You're a real prick.
I'm not sinking that fucking thing.
I'm hitting the shot from the top of the hill.
What the fuck?
Now we're even.
You blocked my shot.
I didn't want that.
Yippee.
My ball's up here somehow.
Bro, they can't make you run 200 meters.
It's not a good thing for the game.
kids in so much like the whole game is so fun apart from the running 200 meters
with no items to get back to your ball I think maybe if you went this way there
oh no there's a checkpoint up here let's have that maybe you missed the
checkpoint I don't remember being able to come up here I got it holy cow
That was a real surprise.
Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Oh shit, you scared me!
You need to stop.
I have to stop you, nobody else is stopping you.
You're giving first to Gory, you're giving first to Gory!
I'm turning on sticky keys, I hit shift so much.
Aw, Gory.
You're gonna fuck off.
I've done my part
No bear
Go bear
just sounding so confused
dude that's awesome
it doesn't really take you anywhere though
that's just fun
I thought you were going to shoot me and then say that.
Thanks, you thought I was gonna cheat you and then did no
Yeah, use the tree motherfucker. I can say that was incredible. No Justin. No
I wasn't even trying to do that, see what just happened.
Guys, we gotta stop Justin.
You just, you just let Cory in.
Oh my god.
Yeah, Cory's in the lead now.
Oh my god.
Are you happy?
I'm so better at myself.
Okay, yeah, we gotta stop Cory.
All right, I just hit my ball really hard.
I'm so mad at myself.
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
I literally could have done the best thing that I could have done.
Piece of shit, but it's going in, bitch.
It went through you.
You went through your legs.
Oh my God, not the cards.
What if he did it?
I'm gonna kill all of you.
You're kidding me.
Oh, not your fault.
Yeah.
You scared of him.
Yeah.
You scored.
I did it.
And also, you tried to jump with the eyes.
I did it.
I got crates.
I feel good.
Okay, this is for me.
Ryan's diving.
You're on you three days back, Stephanie!
You can't do it bitch!
You can't you fucking...
Kill me twice!
Damn, you see that shit?
Oh my god...
You saved me!
I guess that one doesn't give you a speed boost.
boost oh my god everything's on fire we're a nice what that's the opposite here
who you break that wasn't that that golf cart just blocked my rocket job well
you can't shoot it over the tunnel that's nonsense no you can't make it
backwards man oh come on that's stupid I agree but I think it's because you can't
get up there though I guess what the fuck I'm I'm ruined what do you mean
I am ruined. Oh my god. Ryan just bamboozled all of you. I fucked myself with a golf cart.
I fucked myself with a golf cart. Oh my god. Get that shit out of here man. Oh no.
Oh my god!
Oh, that's diabolical.
Oh, that was a great shot. I can't even be mad about that one.
Oh my god, my ball is just bullseye.
I got stuck on the other side of the tunnel for way too long.
I think you need to get your brain checked.
It's just it.
There's a bug in first.
Sand trap.
I
Wow
What the hell was that we turn himself into a damn rocket plenty of shit I've ever seen
Like a dang cartoon
Oh
What the fuck
Oh, no.
No!
Oh, that one go down.
No!
That was really good.
Oh, wow.
We make it over.
Please stop.
Oh, my God.
Penalty's great.
Oh, my God.
please stop oh my god penalty stroke
hey i ain't shot you in the face justin you just took it like it was nothing
whose ball just landed in front of my micro dosing bullets to build immunity yeah man i came
powder oh come on oh my god there your ball landed as i was as i was about to hit mine and i hit
hit your ball. And mine went nowhere. I saved you from going to the trap.
Motherfucker, don't fall. Don't roll down the hill.
You gotta stop jumping.
I tried!
What the hell was that?
I thought it was the wingers of the wind, he was shanked it.
What?
He gave it a kiss on the way in, he can't do that, Corey's only 5 points away from winning,
have to get him. You are winning! You have to get him. You can't let him take first.
It is you who is in first.
What the fuck? Oh my god.
Oh shit. I lost him really far forward.
You know yes, right? No, Cory off fucking
Oh
So far away from that fucking golf cart, dude
I'm never getting in my ball and this be boost I need to be boost
I saw you. I felt it.
Traffic. Traffic. Get something there.
Shut the fuck off.
You like that block?
Yeah, let me see it. Let me see it. Let me see it.
Maybe I blocked your ice.
But not the gun
Oh, oh my god
Fuck your golf cart
All of the flag was in there
I'm literally going to make it home with a chipper.
What the fuck?
No, no, no, no!
There was a mine on the road.
Whoa!
Look at you.
I don't like it.
Oh, aerodynamic bro!
He's gaming.
I would have lost so well.
Oh my god.
He actually screamed but he got noticed.
Dude, I'm telling you the...
Oh my god.
No!
I thought he was going to send himself all the way to the hole, but he got so hard he got
noise gated.
I yelled so loud.
I actually yelled so loud.
Ok bear, I'm going to give you help for this one because it's really confusing.
You can jump dash over the shaft and see the only way to get there.
You have to jump in the air and then hit the controls to go back to the game.
Why did you target your wife?
Also, why did my ball go that way?
I did not target my wife.
It was Bear who hit me.
Oh, I'm sorry. Here, I'll get him back for you.
I'll start, Ryan.
That's okay.
At least I respawned there.
Where did my ball go?
I'm at the target quarry.
I have the diabolical item loadout right now.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
Don't do this to me.
I can't believe you.
I can't believe you're shit.
You are almost first.
I have to know you are in first.
Justin isn't first.
No, of course he's bad.
Well, I'm gonna go fucking crazy.
I'm gonna kill you.
Holy fuck!
Damn that seems kinda awesome actually.
It's kinda awesome!
Bear, I'm helping you!
I'm killing you with a big weapon.
That's fair. That's Bear.
Can't try to shoot at him.
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, yeah!
Did you really get the fuck out of the way?
See Bear, I gave you a-
Did you stop it? How many times?!
I agree, I agree.
It don't matter it's in.
Incredible thank you
Justine it's over for you
I don't have anything to stop the birthday after all
Oh, that's really bad didn't that when it said it was supposed to go off
Broke that get that go after everybody except Justin on that one. Yeah when I was targeting
Where's your ball left
You gotta stop the car if you want people to get in man
That's that's a bait don't take that bait
Well, that's a date
Okay
Oh my god, oh my god, can you make this? Oh, no, I did not see the boy
Where am I?
Damn Ryan, you'll be there. What's this?
coffee
Oh, that's way over and I just need a cup of coffee and I'm in there. Yes
It's Justin Ian you let Justin win I got in a long time. You're the dude who didn't kill him right at the start man
Wait, did my ball go in?
I guess we did it.
What the hell?
Why'd my ball go in?
Oh, I guess I just shot it in.
What the fuck?
I'm in the house.
Oh, no.
73 kills.
Two.
Oh, my gosh.
Ryan.
Please, the ball doesn't go in there.
I can't agree.
All right.
Well, obviously, we've got to stop this guy.
There's so innocent here.
There is.
Less than one kill per hole is crazy.
Yeah, it's we're starting with the nine ice holes to finish.
See, we're nine ice holes.
Watch this.
We sound so bad.
I'm on the elephant gun tech.
Yeah, the double temp behind you.
I got shot by like three of you at the same time.
You look like the damn Artemis too.
The ball does not roll.
The ball's out of the way back here, what the fuck?
Ah, you're giving Corey the win?
Oh my god
Hey Kate Kate killed me you ready from my balsam because you hit me stop him don't jump in front of his ball
Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this?
Oh Ryan you had to calm down man you had to calm down!
You're so high man.
Fuck off man.
Cory is only 10 points away from first.
You cannot let this happen.
I'm intangible.
This campaign is crazy.
I agree. Bigly.
Bigly.
Bigly Chew.
Yes I was thinking of it.
I was thinking of it.
You said it perfect the first time Justin. I was thinking to me.
Hi bear. Oh my god. You have a white flag. I can't even use it for the boost. I'm so sorry. Get the fuck out of here, Syndicda.
You literally have no reason to crack me. Where the fuck is my ball? Oh there it is.
Where did he even go on this hole? I don't know.
I shot off first and got
You saw I was going for that check that way just trying to freeze the water
Trying to land my ball in the water and I got his back point right in the time
I like the top quarters and Corey killed them
come on oh my god two orbital strikes on the same guy what what just happened
I think you can do that. Oh fuck that jumped the work. Yeah. Oh man. It was a fall guy in
pursuit. Oh man we're in fall guys. Oh no is it the wind? What the heck is the wind?
Yeah, the wind, the wind took the ball out.
Oh, that's always a good shot like that.
Oh, my God, Justin.
Holy shit.
Come on, man.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, just aren't that.
I think that's bad.
No!
The liqueur we win.
That's why I'm trying to get over there so I can hit him with the free-kiss.
Yeah, you hit me instead of letting me.
You hit me!
I never did that.
Fuck you.
I never did that.
He fucked her!
Why would she tear her?
She's an Airhorn!
Holy fuck!
For real though, Cory isn't...
We gotta stop Justin!
There's an actual first man!
We gotta stop Justin!
I just wanted to feel like I was included.
4
3
1
Imagine if you used the Airhorn there instead of Simic.
Yeah, right, so the whole needlessly doing on me
Imagine if you use the arrow improperly on Justin the first time you had a cord imagine
Justin fuck off
Okay, you shot me the side of the head it's like worse than the back of the head
Someone's got a murder score
Seven
brother
Brother why we are you why are we going down the hill if you walk 40 FPS
And you're getting 240 FPS. I mean it looks really good sliding down. I'm not gonna
I don't fuck my down the driver's seat. Oh god. I was pissed. This is because I
Whatever I'm in a car. Yeah, I'm safe in it
I want to see what that looks like on your son. Oh, you didn't just keep something
Just the wind is not that strong picking up bro
Somebody had to go that back. Oh
Go in go in
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Oh no!
Alright, I'll hang out up here.
Oh shit!
I am all the way back up here.
What happens?
You fucking piece of garbage.
That orbital laser dude.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh my god.
Oh, I hit myself with my own golf cart.
It's a lion to me.
You gotta stop, Coy.
No.
Six more arrows, guys.
Six more.
Let's go.
I'm hitting my second one.
I'm hitting so hard.
We gotta stop, Coy.
He's actually up by 30.
That's like the biggest lead we've had so far.
No.
I was just up by 60.
He's doing...
Call me crazy. This might be a hot hole in water. This might be a hot hole in water.
I think you're crazy.
Call me. You're crazy.
That's a hole in water.
Okay, I dove and I went backwards.
Yippee!
I can't stop sliding.
Oh God! Oh Jesus!
You know how I'll take that.
I gave it to you.
I haven't got the behind the fucking tree, how?
Really shit, yeah.
That was good.
Yes, man.
Last place is united.
Bigly.
Oh, my God, let me fucking shoot for fuck's sake.
Don't let him shoot.
Damn, I was lost.
Yep.
I just got.
No, no, no, no.
We just all shut up for a second for some reason.
It's getting fucking serious, man.
No, the game, the game's...
It could be, it could be, I don't even know what it feels like to win.
No, Sam, the levels are ice.
I got you, I got you.
But the game is actually like...
Let's see, let's see what's in this up to...
He's been removed from the game.
No.
Well, yes, we gotta restart.
Yeah, we gotta restart.
I
Make this it's yeah, it's hard for us. That's fuck every one you oh you can try
I think you can
No, he can rejoin nice nobody do anything so I get back to the game. Yeah
Oh my god the top two is running it Shies.
Somebody get a rocket launcher.
He's like you can just pick up landmines.
Yeah.
That's cool.
They can smell fear.
Stay away from me you fucker.
The orbital man I've been standing for three rounds.
You just respawned instantly didn't you?
I was at the checkpoint when it happened.
Yeah you hit yourself dickhead.
A shot.
Wow.
Woo.
The pain for this.
The pain for this, really.
Woo.
Someone's going to stop Cory.
He's in first.
He's about to put.
You got to stop him, man!
You're the only person near him.
I already did one.
I couldn't.
I'm trying to get to my ball game
Did you try to shoot my ball? Yes, I
Never considered that before I never considered the possibility
So if it's a planted lamb, why you can just walk up and pick it up. Yeah, you just take it. No, that
This planting takes like a like four seconds or something. Yeah, you do like it
Oh, he made it!
He made it!
I did not believe it!
I connected, I reconnected the game, and actually finished the whole.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's insane.
I could have been a whole.
You're a rocket driver here, dude.
This will be huge for a rocket driver.
I hit myself and the ball did not.
I also started by getting...
I'm sorry if I heard.
I hit myself in the muscle, didn't I?
I mean, that's what happened.
I hit myself.
I'm still trying to, like, figure it out.
Holy shit!
Why is it that my ball is literally bouncing out?
Oh, my shit's about to roll out of bounds.
I don't like that it hit me right in front of the item.
I need the speed boost.
Also I just shot you nothing happened, ten times more mad than I was.
Holy shit.
Get my ball.
This hole can blow my entire ball sack dude.
Oh my god.
I literally am only getting healthy shot.
How is that possible?
Right on the checkpoint again. I hate that. I hate that for me.
Come on, man.
You shot me right before you passed on.
I'm gonna make something of myself.
Just as way out. Just as way out there. Yeah, he's gonna get hurt.
Please, I could have a get there on time. Are you kidding me?
I had nothing in my pocket.
Oh fuck, I panicked.
I panicked and fucked it.
Oh, almost.
Oh, you fucker.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh.
I should have not get you.
I could have gone in.
I just shot before it went off.
You son of a bitch!
You can't say that.
The whole golf cart's frozen.
I went from first to last.
ooooh, well done, this was a nice kick in
can you fuck off?
rip close, come on, we gotta get him on the bottom
wait, just that, we're robbing our butt together
just that, we're robbing our butt together
oh, nice, look at that
it's a nice little dance
oh, I thought I could stop him
oh, you guys are cute, I like that
like that okay now you got to stop with the same level of fucking effort I
gotta stop Justin you should stop him Corey and me that's whatever I but then
people keep taking my items that's a plan I understand why you guys keep
taking my items and then you think you don't want to kill me
literally frame purpose
I'm not running, I'm not running, I'm driving!
He's driving away with it.
Yes.
Did you rocket drive?
How are you so far ahead?
I did rocket drive, but it bounced off a wall and it didn't go really that great.
I got shot by a rocket launcher.
Oh wait, it's from just one of the guys we're trying to stop.
I can't even see Corey.
Thank you, and then chill chill chill chill my balls here. Where's my ball?
Oh my god.
Oh, I tried to show Corey, but he's a point play.
He's right at the X-Tips.
Oh my god. Give it away to Corey.
Holy shit.
Oh my god, I could have a get there. Please, sir.
Oh my God, I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm an eagle.
An eagle on a dunk.
That's crazy.
I was trying to get that.
I was going to use my head.
I tried to, I dropped the mine to swing a quarry,
and the ice maybe slide right past the mine.
I couldn't hit it.
Is that what happened?
Yeah.
Oh, it's funny.
I couldn't get there.
What the fuck?
This ice mess sucks
I cannot get my ball
Let's just try to get in there
What are you motherfucking me for
You're talking about!
You're talking about 75A!
What are you talking about?
Watch my screen!
I'm the only one who shot Corey on that fucking hole!
I need it though!
That's just a shield.
I know. Sir. Wow. Sir.
What the fuck? Fuck up. Fuck up.
See him. He's got a golf cart. He's got
seen you gotta stop him. I'm
Sam, you gotta stop him!
I'm stoppin' him.
YOUCH!
What the fuck? I think that actually made my ball fall?
I want in.
I can't stop.
Alright, I guess I can.
What's this?
That's very maniacal.
Yeah, please
What the fuck oh my god, oh my god, there's a name my balls ice cube, bro
Holy cow
That's it too much
much ground
Don't do this to me. I had to do it to you because Cory's so far behind
Okay, you keep him further behind
I'm gonna play both of you. Don't don't even say don't even fucking say
My balls on ice cube my balls going it all went
It made the ball go so far
You've got to be kidding me. Okay
Why why was the air horn on me?
Cause you're first!
What are you fucking talking about?
I'm just mad!
You're first relatively to who I am, Dan.
Oh shit.
Oh yes!
Yes!
Oh no!
I'm the mind.
I'm glad that people can see my point of view on the final hole. We have to stop Justin. No
Is this final hole? I think this is the final or maybe this is the second last
This is last, okay
What?
What the hell?
Big B with?
Not really.
Where's the bug, to be honest?
Where's the bug?
Oh, there he is.
Oh yeah, I'm all the way behind.
You are a prick.
It has to happen!
What?
You're a human prick.
The prick from Demon Hell.
That thing did not even hit me, bro.
We're gonna just give it away to Core.
Whatever.
I am not even close to the front here.
Wait, what?
How could I fall?
Ow!
I keep penalty stroking.
Oh my god, I hate this one.
I was not trying to hit you, I didn't.
Good talk.
OK, what?
I legit am in product line.
Oh my god.
I'm still tumbling.
What the fuck?
That was crazy.
He's running away with it.
He's all the way in the lead.
His ball is by the hole.
Hop in.
It's a bit too, you gotta stop this guy.
Thank you.
Oh my god, my car.
My ball is in the hole.
Guys, I think I saved the game.
That's great.
This is up to you guys.
Oh, I cannot fucking do this shit.
No, don't touch me.
Oh my God.
clutch, clutch, clutch
oh my god why
jesson was shooting
he's in first
i just got fourth
he's trying and failing to sabotage
and elfin getting yourself on your own ass
that's very good
congratulations
you fucked a guy in second
two holes in a row
hmm
That was so long man Holy F***
We've never done 45 holes
Honestly it's not that bad 45
That was a good time
I mean, kill that way about 45, huh?
Yeah, that was a good job.
He's not, he's not.
That's...
Good, good gaming in there.
I would say also, if I were poor, I would be upset that, uh, someone drove in with
a golf cart, like, 300 meters away from their own ball, just a headbutt, my shot that
was going to go in the game.
Oh, man.
Let's not forget that Ryan turned around to fire a mine at me while I was in last place.
Eee!
Whoa!
Oh damn!
Help me step bro, I'm stuck!
Just a turn around, help me!
Oh god!
Oh!
Hey what's up?
Holy shit.
Oh!
You gotta dive through the windshield.
Anyway it was fun, it was fun y'all.
GG!
Yeah it was fun.
GG!
Oh that's so funny.
GG!
Let's play that again even though I fucking hate all of this.
Yeah, yeah, all right
I had a good time. Let me send you over to my wife stream
Give her some love. She organized this whole thing man for now. I'll be back tomorrow
I don't know if we have anything special planned tomorrow, but either way later