WEBVTT

00:00.000 --> 00:02.060
you

00:30.000 --> 00:56.720
Anybody else find it strange that when you turn on your Nintendo Switch 2 with an Elgato

00:56.720 --> 01:02.240
plugged in, you hear the last sound that Tony Soprano heard in his entire life?

01:09.160 --> 01:15.560
Dude, don't even talk to me about Daniels Island. The fact that he made me

01:15.560 --> 01:22.160
essentially 100% a soyjack is like that's one thing that is bad, don't get

01:22.160 --> 01:27.780
me wrong. The thing that's so crazy to me is that he made himself max height, which pisses

01:27.780 --> 01:35.020
me off because now he can't make Wemby, bro. Like you got it when you're making a topodachi

01:35.020 --> 01:38.680
life island, you have to be honest because what if you want to put like a really, really

01:38.680 --> 01:45.920
tall person on the island? You can't set max height to five nine, bro. His hair is

01:45.920 --> 02:01.760
so insane too. Anyway, it's true. We can't make Abe Lincoln anymore, dude. I can't slash

02:01.760 --> 02:08.880
marker. Can somebody put a slash in chat, please? Could a streamer get a slash? Somebody

02:08.880 --> 02:15.880
Let me put it there. Thank you. Joe, Joe, you are being very helpful lately.

02:15.880 --> 02:20.880
You're being very helpful lately.

02:20.880 --> 02:23.880
Chad, can I show you my island?

02:23.880 --> 02:27.880
I did. So yesterday, can everyone say W wife?

02:27.880 --> 02:29.880
And Chad, can everyone say W wife?

02:29.880 --> 02:34.880
We had an HVAC guy come and clean our ducts

02:34.880 --> 02:41.400
So that our air conditioning didn't smell like dirty socks when we turned it on the catches

02:41.400 --> 02:43.000
He was like hey, we're gonna use like a

02:44.200 --> 02:49.600
Extremely large vacuum cleaner. So I'm pretty sure that you're not gonna be able to stream and my wife said, okay

02:49.720 --> 02:51.720
It is what it is. So I appreciate that

02:52.400 --> 02:54.940
But while they were cleaning the ducks I

02:56.280 --> 03:00.600
Was hanging out with my daughter playing a little bit of Tomodachi life and let me type first off

03:00.600 --> 03:03.820
This has to re-initialize because that is not what it looks like outside

03:04.880 --> 03:08.240
Yeah, I was going to say, what are you talking about?

03:08.240 --> 03:10.520
That's like 8pm or something like that.

03:10.520 --> 03:12.600
Take me to the Crank-a-Dawn.

03:12.600 --> 03:15.280
Yeti, can I tell you something?

03:15.280 --> 03:18.160
You are in for the time of your life, Yeti.

03:18.160 --> 03:24.080
Because yesterday I looked in the store, the clothing store, and you won't believe

03:24.080 --> 03:25.880
what I found.

03:25.880 --> 03:30.880
It's still shot string out in a bar room night

03:30.880 --> 03:34.880
And her petty valentine from the upper hall

03:34.880 --> 03:38.880
She sees the bartender in a pool of blood

03:38.880 --> 03:41.880
Shouts out my god, they killed them all

03:41.880 --> 03:46.880
Here comes the story of the hurricane

03:46.880 --> 03:49.880
La La La

03:49.880 --> 03:51.880
Yeah, sing it to him, bro

03:55.880 --> 04:00.880
Wait, wait. Just let him get to the yummy cake party.

04:05.880 --> 04:07.880
Oh, baby, baby.

04:07.880 --> 04:11.880
Baby, baby, it ain't me, baby.

04:11.880 --> 04:13.880
Sing a tune, Dylan, do a tune.

04:13.880 --> 04:15.880
You say you're looking for someone,

04:15.880 --> 04:18.880
Maybe we can always draw.

04:20.880 --> 04:21.880
He's got nothing.

04:21.880 --> 04:23.880
You might be asking who the other fellas are.

04:23.880 --> 04:26.720
Here's what I'm gonna say, I'm gonna have you guess, okay?

04:26.720 --> 04:29.840
Woohoo, woohoo, woohoo, I'm gonna have you, first off,

04:29.840 --> 04:34.240
well now you've seen their name, but let me zoom in on this one a little bit.

04:34.240 --> 04:38.480
If you had the guess, who this fellow right here is,

04:38.480 --> 04:43.000
without seeing his name,

04:43.000 --> 04:45.520
ah mother fucker, it's Connor McDavid.

04:45.520 --> 04:52.400
Why are you Connor, why are you so sad? You won last night, bro.

04:53.160 --> 04:55.660
You literally won four three I

04:58.520 --> 05:00.520
Don't understand why he's so sad

05:01.680 --> 05:09.160
Zero points. He's something like 39 points in game ones, which is an insane stat, but anyway

05:11.280 --> 05:15.520
Also, I made I made Richie Tenenbaum and let's see if we can find him

05:15.520 --> 05:20.080
You know Richie Tenenbaum. That's Luke Luke Wilson from the Royal Tenenbaum. Let's see how he's doing

05:20.080 --> 05:21.520
How you doing, Richie?

05:21.520 --> 05:22.560
Good as always.

05:25.560 --> 05:26.400
Han.

05:27.360 --> 05:28.720
No, Richie, don't say it!

05:28.720 --> 05:29.800
It's TOS!

05:29.800 --> 05:31.560
It's TOS, man!

05:33.440 --> 05:34.280
He needs a fit.

05:34.280 --> 05:36.000
Yeah, I literally made them like last night

05:36.000 --> 05:36.840
and then went to bed.

05:36.840 --> 05:37.760
So you're right.

05:37.760 --> 05:40.000
I mean, I gotta feed them some food

05:40.000 --> 05:42.320
and I'm gonna turn it down a little bit, I apologize.

05:42.320 --> 05:43.680
I'm gonna feed them some food

05:43.680 --> 05:46.080
and figure out what they like and what they don't like

05:46.080 --> 05:48.960
and then we're just gonna have a good time, man.

05:48.960 --> 05:49.920
We're just gonna have a good time.

05:49.920 --> 05:51.520
First off, let's see what's going on in the morning.

05:51.520 --> 05:54.560
Monk at Austin Powers selling a damn bowl of cornflakes.

05:54.560 --> 05:56.080
The lunch is at cornflakes.

05:56.080 --> 05:57.200
Thanks a ton.

05:57.200 --> 05:58.040
I'll take a shot of those.

05:58.040 --> 06:00.000
Be sure to stop by again this afternoon.

06:00.000 --> 06:09.720
Here's what else did I have to do here.

06:09.720 --> 06:13.840
Oh, let's check out what our new stuff is today as well.

06:13.840 --> 06:17.000
Garden gnome costume, bowls uniform.

06:17.000 --> 06:20.640
Okay, kindergarten outfit kind of goes crazy

06:20.640 --> 06:23.200
when you have a daughter who's in kindergarten.

06:23.200 --> 06:25.640
That might hit the spot.

06:25.640 --> 06:27.020
What else we got here?

06:27.020 --> 06:29.680
Long sleeve shirt with tie, boxless,

06:29.680 --> 06:32.960
the Supreme Me shirt is kind of crazy.

06:32.960 --> 06:36.640
The Shohei, the Shohei outfit, holy.

06:36.640 --> 06:41.640
Jockey cap, neck pouch, the night sword,

06:42.520 --> 06:43.880
superhero suit.

06:43.880 --> 06:45.960
I mean, I think we got a pretty good set today.

06:45.960 --> 06:50.160
Checkered cargo pants could kind of go crazy for Amy Blue from the boom generation

06:52.460 --> 06:55.100
What else we got going what's for sale today at the fresh?

06:57.100 --> 07:02.140
Oh, it's the greatest day of all time and loco mocos sports drink

07:02.940 --> 07:04.260
Buffalo wings

07:04.260 --> 07:07.260
Profiteroles, that's a great day. Thank you very much

07:09.580 --> 07:15.940
That's a fucking awesome day you guys like the float houses I built here. It's looking positive

07:15.940 --> 07:20.080
grandvillian out there and then let's see what happened in the news yesterday oh

07:20.080 --> 07:26.260
damn it's a morning show all right chat shut up when chat speaks I'd be quiet I

07:26.260 --> 07:33.140
sit my verified partnered streamer badge ass down and listen

07:45.940 --> 07:54.260
Look at him in the beret man.

07:54.260 --> 08:05.140
I kinda love artist Austin Powers with the hangy head up there.

08:05.140 --> 08:11.260
Live K reaction?

08:11.260 --> 08:18.260
He literally said slow news day huh.

08:18.260 --> 08:23.780
Alright, so basically nothing.

08:23.780 --> 08:26.340
And then let's see what the tithes look like today.

08:26.340 --> 08:27.340
No!

08:27.340 --> 08:29.780
Well, where's my... where's my donations?

08:29.780 --> 08:34.940
Bro, I'm sorry, I'm doing an impression of a streamer but I went live and I'm playing

08:34.940 --> 08:36.340
the game for the first time.

08:36.340 --> 08:38.380
Where's my donations, bro?

08:38.380 --> 08:43.380
There's supposed to be like a bunch of donations at the start of every day, man!

08:43.380 --> 08:45.380
What the hell happened?

08:47.380 --> 08:51.380
Alright, let's get this show on the motherfucking road. You didn't miss that much.

08:52.380 --> 08:53.380
Yeah!

08:53.380 --> 08:55.380
Yeah! She's screaming at the sea.

08:55.380 --> 08:56.380
They scored!

08:56.380 --> 08:58.380
I'm feeling all over the place right now.

08:58.380 --> 09:00.380
I'm howling at the moon. She does want to marry me, by the way.

09:00.380 --> 09:04.380
First off, though, I mean, never make a decision like that on an empty stomach.

09:04.380 --> 09:07.380
What would Kate like the most out of all these beautiful foods?

09:07.380 --> 09:12.120
Well to be honest with you her favorite food that I know of is stewed beef and

09:12.120 --> 09:18.220
that's why I bought a bunch of goods so I could give it to her about that

09:18.220 --> 09:20.860
shouldn't bulk

09:20.860 --> 09:25.020
Oh she loves it!

09:25.020 --> 09:28.540
ate the damn plate I'm almost picked up a whole

09:28.540 --> 09:32.500
level I feel like a heavyweight has been lifted from my shoulders literally fellas

09:32.500 --> 09:37.460
Because this is so real.

09:37.460 --> 09:40.260
Sometimes the ladies will be like, I'm not sure, I'm just not feeling like myself.

09:40.260 --> 09:41.820
And you're like, well have you had anything to eat today?

09:41.820 --> 09:45.540
And they're like, no, but I don't think that's it.

09:45.540 --> 09:46.540
It might not be it.

09:46.540 --> 09:48.140
I'm not going to say that's always it.

09:48.140 --> 09:52.300
But step one, step one is always have half a glass of water and lunch.

09:52.300 --> 09:55.620
And then see how you feel after that.

09:55.620 --> 10:01.300
True for me as well.

10:01.300 --> 10:02.800
I'm a guy and I do it too.

10:02.800 --> 10:04.500
Oh, I think everybody, I do it too.

10:06.100 --> 10:07.700
When I'm depressed, Kate will be like,

10:07.700 --> 10:08.540
do you want something to eat?

10:08.540 --> 10:09.940
And I'm like, no, I'm on a hunger strike.

10:09.940 --> 10:11.660
I think I'm gonna just starve myself to death

10:11.660 --> 10:14.440
probably over the course of the next like six weeks.

10:14.440 --> 10:15.900
And then like three hours later,

10:15.900 --> 10:19.280
I'm like, man, for some reason, I'm fucking hungry, man.

10:19.280 --> 10:20.980
I'm hungry as fuck.

10:23.100 --> 10:24.460
I wonder why.

10:25.340 --> 10:26.860
What a strange coincidence.

10:26.860 --> 10:29.140
Then I feed you the long pizza.

10:29.140 --> 10:31.780
pizza the long way.

10:34.420 --> 10:36.180
Otomo, where are you going to be?

10:36.220 --> 10:38.580
You know, let's let's put you in the shopping district.

10:42.780 --> 10:44.100
My donations.

10:47.940 --> 10:49.980
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.

10:51.420 --> 10:52.860
Here's what's happening on our island.

10:54.380 --> 10:56.540
Anyone who finally wants to see what they look like

10:56.540 --> 10:59.400
will be excited to learn that photo tell off photography.

10:59.400 --> 11:03.020
The premier photo studio has opened up on a lot, Grand Villa.

11:03.020 --> 11:04.300
The building is kind of awesome.

11:04.300 --> 11:04.800
I'm not lying.

11:04.800 --> 11:05.300
I'm not lying.

11:05.300 --> 11:06.300
The photo shoot, which is kind of awesome.

11:06.300 --> 11:08.620
There's one of those things where it's like when they go out of business

11:08.620 --> 11:10.100
and then they open a dispenser here,

11:10.100 --> 11:11.980
you're going to be like, that dispenser here

11:11.980 --> 11:12.980
is to be a photo.

11:12.980 --> 11:13.980
You catch someone and abandon him.

11:13.980 --> 11:15.420
You can't fool me.

11:15.420 --> 11:17.820
That thing shaped like a fucking camera.

11:17.820 --> 11:18.700
I'm Kate.

11:18.700 --> 11:19.740
It's always going to.

11:19.740 --> 11:22.700
The sign out front looks like a ripped movie ticket, OK?

11:22.700 --> 11:24.340
That's always going to be a blockbuster.

11:24.340 --> 11:26.580
I don't care if it's a spirit Halloween now.

11:29.420 --> 11:32.520
And two golds, 120 bucks, little man.

11:38.160 --> 11:40.220
See what's going on at the photo tomo.

11:40.220 --> 11:41.360
Pick a photo shoot.

11:44.620 --> 11:45.900
Let's take a photo of everyone

11:45.900 --> 11:48.140
to commemorate this beautiful day.

11:48.140 --> 11:50.340
Honestly, I fucking love the vibes

11:50.340 --> 11:53.300
of this like school photo right here.

11:53.300 --> 11:54.440
Let's all celebrate.

11:54.440 --> 11:58.500
This is the day that Richie Tenenbaum and Connor McDave

11:58.500 --> 11:59.300
joined the squad.

12:05.740 --> 12:09.180
Honestly, I could live with that.

12:09.180 --> 12:11.740
And then everybody should be making a, everybody,

12:11.740 --> 12:12.980
let's do a weird one.

12:12.980 --> 12:15.980
Everybody make a, a, a rye smile.

12:20.220 --> 12:21.580
Smug ass group photo.

12:23.300 --> 12:25.580
It's the type of shit you'd be seeing in like, uh,

12:26.900 --> 12:28.780
the Antho chamber in blueprints.

12:28.780 --> 12:31.820
And then you gotta be like, well, there's 11 smiles.

12:31.820 --> 12:34.200
11's mile.

12:34.200 --> 12:36.600
Then you go to the fucking like the steeple chase

12:36.600 --> 12:38.020
and you look at mile 11

12:38.020 --> 12:40.160
and there's like a secret button under the desk

12:40.160 --> 12:41.000
or something like that

12:41.000 --> 12:43.180
and you press it and then like a Rubik's cube pops out

12:43.180 --> 12:44.380
or something like that.

12:46.860 --> 12:47.700
Beautiful.

12:49.300 --> 12:51.220
Get any pics with cool backdrops?

12:51.220 --> 12:58.020
I'm not gonna be honest, I just, not sure I'm the type of fellow who knows what's going on in photography.

12:58.020 --> 12:59.620
Let's see, do we get anything new in the crowd?

12:59.620 --> 13:01.820
No, the quick build doesn't get new stuff every day.

13:01.820 --> 13:03.820
TNC renault gets it every day.

13:03.820 --> 13:05.320
Welcome.

13:05.320 --> 13:06.320
Welcome?

13:06.320 --> 13:07.920
No, it gets it every week!

13:07.920 --> 13:08.920
Oh my god.

13:08.920 --> 13:13.620
Okay, give me a damn second here.

13:13.620 --> 13:17.320
The other thing is, I think I already have a wish ready to go.

13:17.320 --> 13:19.320
I think we should start by sending a...

13:19.320 --> 13:24.320
We should send someone to Latin America, man.

13:24.320 --> 13:29.320
Who should go to Latin America?

13:29.320 --> 13:33.320
I will say it's very richie tenon bomb coated.

13:33.320 --> 13:39.320
I'm gonna send myself to Latin America, man.

13:39.320 --> 13:44.320
The reason I'm not gonna send Bob Dylan is because we need to wait until we get a trip to Mozambique.

13:44.320 --> 13:48.320
And then I can send Bob Dylan to Mozambique and sing the song.

13:48.320 --> 13:51.320
Yes, yeah, Yeti, you're on exactly the same page.

13:51.320 --> 13:54.320
Latin America tour? Are you really giving this to me?

13:54.320 --> 13:58.320
Thank you. A change of scenery could help me take my mind off things.

13:59.320 --> 14:00.320
Who, really?

14:03.320 --> 14:06.320
Yay! Kate with the wig of Latin America!

14:09.320 --> 14:10.320
Watch out!

14:10.320 --> 14:12.320
No one more IndianaZone has payments.

14:12.320 --> 14:14.320
Hey, sweetie.

14:14.320 --> 14:21.360
classic couples photo right there please make the pose

14:21.360 --> 14:25.760
this drylands thing is no i statues whatever they're looking at must be pretty interesting

14:25.760 --> 14:33.600
13 that's so huge that's awesome apollo this is awesome man

14:33.600 --> 14:38.320
this cenote is like my own private pool this could be us playing

14:38.320 --> 14:43.320
Yeah, she don't talk that much, but she chill.

14:43.320 --> 14:58.600
Apollo, you can make him say chat, but he doesn't say chat, you can make him pronounce

14:58.600 --> 15:00.280
it as can I say something.

15:00.280 --> 15:02.280
You got an alebrije!

15:02.280 --> 15:08.680
Also my dude is hungry as fuck.

15:08.680 --> 15:10.720
You would go crazy for some loco moco.

15:10.720 --> 15:12.280
You know how I know that?

15:12.280 --> 15:13.280
Psy.

15:13.280 --> 15:14.280
Psy?

15:14.280 --> 15:15.280
You got loco moco a Psy?

15:15.280 --> 15:28.520
It's your favorite food of all time bro!

15:28.520 --> 15:31.200
Hawaiian cuisine kinda undefeated.

15:31.200 --> 15:35.940
If only someone would teach them to take the shells off the garlic shrimp, man, could be

15:35.940 --> 15:36.940
the wave.

15:36.940 --> 15:46.640
They would be unstoppable.

15:46.640 --> 15:47.640
Pink thought bubble?

15:47.640 --> 15:49.140
Wait, does he?

15:49.140 --> 15:50.920
He does have a pink thought bubble.

15:50.920 --> 15:52.320
Kate, I might be proposing you.

15:52.320 --> 15:53.320
Let's see.

15:53.320 --> 15:54.320
I want to propose to Kate.

15:54.320 --> 15:55.320
Yoooo!

15:55.320 --> 16:01.080
I've had this pink bubble for like, uh, 18 hours, and my daughter kept being like,

16:01.080 --> 16:05.080
You should press the pink bubble and I'm like, I'm not gonna because I want to do it on stream!

16:05.080 --> 16:09.080
In that case, I'll summon all my courage and ask for her hand in marriage.

16:09.080 --> 16:14.080
The thing is, my heart is racing and my head is full of distractions.

16:14.080 --> 16:15.080
Too real.

16:15.080 --> 16:17.080
Any chance you can come with me and help me focus?

16:17.080 --> 16:19.080
That's a huge aura lost.

16:19.080 --> 16:23.080
Okay, then it's time to go see Kate.

16:26.080 --> 16:28.080
Hope you got a nice ring for me.

16:28.080 --> 16:30.080
An onion ring.

16:31.080 --> 16:34.080
Why the hell are you proposing in the home gym, man?

16:37.080 --> 16:39.080
Don't get it twisted. Thanks for meeting me here.

16:40.080 --> 16:41.080
Of course.

16:43.080 --> 16:44.080
So, um...

16:51.080 --> 16:53.080
Fire at the distracting bots.

16:56.080 --> 16:58.080
I can do this. Don't think about yummy cake.

16:58.080 --> 17:02.080
Okay. Oh, but it's so difficult. Don't think about your child!

17:02.080 --> 17:04.080
Stop thinking about your child!

17:04.080 --> 17:08.080
Don't think about... I don't even know what this is, man. Like, hard candy?

17:09.080 --> 17:12.080
Don't think about Chad. That's too fucking real. That's the realest...

17:12.080 --> 17:16.080
OHHHHH! That's the realest shit this game's ever put out there.

17:17.080 --> 17:21.080
I actually have something really important that I wanted to talk about.

17:22.080 --> 17:24.080
Oh. What is it?

17:26.080 --> 17:27.080
You can do it.

17:27.080 --> 17:29.080
Well, them and an ex-man.

17:32.080 --> 17:34.080
Oh shit!

17:38.080 --> 17:39.080
Surely we get met!

17:39.080 --> 17:40.080
Whoa!

17:42.080 --> 17:44.080
Traveling, traveling, traveling, traveling.

17:44.080 --> 17:46.080
No, no, no, no!

17:46.080 --> 17:49.080
The thing is, I can't stop thinking about traveling.

17:49.080 --> 17:51.080
It's everything to me.

17:53.080 --> 17:55.080
So you're a big fan of traveling?

17:55.080 --> 17:59.080
Okay. I hope you didn't bring me here just to tell me that.

18:01.080 --> 18:03.080
Sorry. Forget about traveling.

18:04.080 --> 18:05.080
There's something else.

18:07.080 --> 18:11.080
Oh no! You broke my heart!

18:14.080 --> 18:16.080
They locked the fucking door.

18:19.080 --> 18:22.080
Then start on the left. They come in right there and sending you many distracting thoughts.

18:22.080 --> 18:27.080
Next one's gonna come in on the right for sure. Guaranteed.

18:27.080 --> 18:29.080
Oh, fuck.

18:31.080 --> 18:33.080
Whoa!

18:34.080 --> 18:37.080
Holy shit, it's a three-phase boss fight, man.

18:39.080 --> 18:45.080
The thing is, Kate, I can't stop thinking about you. You're everything to me.

18:47.080 --> 18:50.080
Oh, it makes me happy to hear that.

18:50.080 --> 18:55.560
That's why I brought you to the pain cave.

18:55.560 --> 18:56.560
Here it is.

18:56.560 --> 18:59.480
I'm just going to say it, Kate.

18:59.480 --> 19:07.760
I'm just going to say it, 10 sets of one rep man flat pulldowns right now.

19:07.760 --> 19:09.760
10.

19:09.760 --> 19:20.040
Kate, our daughter's always trying to fuck up our relationship, that's crazy.

19:20.040 --> 19:22.040
You could have thought a little bit about Loco Moco.

19:22.040 --> 19:26.040
Whoa! No, no, no! Get him!

19:29.040 --> 19:32.040
The final boss, then! The rival!

19:32.040 --> 19:39.040
He's got a scar across his face. He wears a hearing aid.

19:39.040 --> 19:41.040
Will you marry me?

19:42.040 --> 19:43.040
Pause.

19:45.040 --> 19:49.040
Oh! Yes, of course. I'd love to marry you.

19:50.040 --> 19:53.040
It's just that easy.

19:53.040 --> 19:55.040
YAY!

20:00.040 --> 20:03.040
I'm getting a repetitive stress injury.

20:03.040 --> 20:06.040
Their love is giving me a repetitive stress injury.

20:09.040 --> 20:11.040
It's happening.

20:11.040 --> 20:14.040
And we couldn't have done it without you, brother.

20:14.040 --> 20:15.040
Thank you.

20:15.040 --> 20:17.040
We're so excited for our wedding.

20:17.040 --> 20:19.040
Oh my god, do they have a wedding on the island?

20:23.040 --> 20:25.040
Please tell me it's Bob Dylan.

20:29.040 --> 20:31.040
It's our daughter, that's more appropriate.

20:31.040 --> 20:33.040
Parliament David, don't cry! Don't cry, it's okay!

20:34.040 --> 20:37.040
Leon drysidles back and he played really well last night.

20:38.040 --> 20:40.040
I think he got two assists.

20:47.040 --> 20:53.040
It actually looks a lot like the anniversary photos we took in Korea, Kate.

20:53.040 --> 20:55.040
They did a great job.

20:55.040 --> 20:58.040
Hi, Moutoon Hawaii! Let's fucking go!

21:01.040 --> 21:03.040
Glove. Glove. I'm dying.

21:03.040 --> 21:05.040
I'm dying.

21:13.040 --> 21:16.040
Never a bad idea to end the day with some luck.

21:16.040 --> 21:17.040
Thank you.

21:21.040 --> 21:23.040
Look at me, I'm on my Kiki.

21:23.040 --> 21:25.040
What makes me chunk Hawaii is so nice.

21:25.040 --> 21:29.040
It's a shame I have to disturb the sand with my footprints.

21:29.040 --> 21:30.040
Thank you.

21:39.040 --> 21:41.040
Toa walking so much fun.

21:41.040 --> 21:43.040
You know it's actually more natural for humans to walk that way.

21:43.040 --> 21:46.560
You got a Hawaiian key chain?

21:46.560 --> 21:49.200
I know I already had one and I wasn't fucking with it.

21:49.200 --> 21:54.640
I guess the next step is to grow all together.

21:54.640 --> 21:57.800
Marry for one day in love.

21:57.800 --> 21:58.920
What will be Kate's nickname?

21:58.920 --> 22:02.320
I mean these are, this is exactly right.

22:02.320 --> 22:09.760
Although you know what, I mean it's a unique opportunity to put my wife.

22:09.760 --> 22:18.080
One of the best things about being married is unlocking the DLC or what to call your

22:18.080 --> 22:19.080
spouse.

22:19.080 --> 22:23.080
Top of the morning, my wife.

22:23.080 --> 22:24.080
Hi.

22:24.080 --> 22:29.320
Hi, and my husband.

22:29.320 --> 22:33.240
Top of the morning.

22:33.240 --> 22:35.040
I did not make them say top of the morning.

22:35.040 --> 22:40.040
I don't know, maybe they've been watching a lot of Jacksepticeye, or whatever.

22:44.040 --> 22:45.040
Hey, husband.

22:46.040 --> 22:47.040
Hey, my husband!

22:47.040 --> 22:48.040
That's better.

22:48.040 --> 22:49.040
You're all connoissee.

22:49.040 --> 22:51.040
I guess we should start living together.

22:52.040 --> 22:53.040
As is the custom.

22:53.040 --> 22:56.040
Oh, shit! Damn, it's on the news!

22:56.040 --> 22:58.040
This must be Big Cerrito!

22:58.040 --> 23:01.040
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.

23:01.040 --> 23:05.960
We've just received some surprising news.

23:05.960 --> 23:10.640
We just learned that newlyweds Ryan and Kate are together as a couple in Brothers World

23:10.640 --> 23:11.640
too.

23:11.640 --> 23:16.760
The couple told reporters, we thought something was up, given how we kept getting dragged

23:16.760 --> 23:18.400
to each other.

23:18.400 --> 23:20.920
And now we're married in this world.

23:20.920 --> 23:21.920
Go us.

23:21.920 --> 23:24.040
But that's not all.

23:24.040 --> 23:29.080
They also have a kid in Brothers World, and the kid is here on this island.

23:29.080 --> 23:30.800
Luna is quoted as saying,

23:30.800 --> 23:34.440
it's not common to gain a parent in the course of one's life,

23:34.440 --> 23:37.400
but I won't look a gift one in the mouth.

23:37.400 --> 23:38.240
Figuratively.

23:38.240 --> 23:39.880
She do be saying stuff like that.

23:39.880 --> 23:41.120
Thanks for watching.

23:42.280 --> 23:43.760
I'm Austin Powers,

23:43.760 --> 23:44.960
and you're up to date.

23:46.280 --> 23:49.760
Austin Powers without his signature

23:49.760 --> 23:53.320
crushed blue velvet suit looks so much like that one

23:53.320 --> 23:55.600
nerd from Revenge of the Nerds.

23:55.600 --> 23:59.040
Not the one who dressed up in the Darth Vader costume

23:59.040 --> 24:00.240
and did that fucked up shit.

24:00.240 --> 24:02.780
But you know the one I'm talking about?

24:02.780 --> 24:04.740
I don't, yes man.

24:04.740 --> 24:07.340
It's the one, he's kind of got like a 70s,

24:09.420 --> 24:14.420
like WTA women's tennis player haircut.

24:19.020 --> 24:21.900
So I'm very much when it comes to my daughter.

24:24.940 --> 24:27.740
And when I get mad at her, I call her honey.

24:27.740 --> 24:30.020
You can't do that, honey. You can't do that.

24:30.020 --> 24:31.500
Top of the morning, honey.

24:32.700 --> 24:37.700
And she is a big user of the word daddy.

24:40.500 --> 24:44.580
Probably, hey daddy, long time no see.

24:44.580 --> 24:48.340
Probably one of the top 10 words she uses the most

24:48.340 --> 24:49.480
if I had to guess.

24:53.060 --> 24:55.100
Sometimes she will even say like daddy

24:55.100 --> 24:56.540
to get my attention.

24:56.540 --> 24:58.740
And then I'll say, yes, honey.

24:58.740 --> 25:02.060
And then she'll have my attention,

25:02.060 --> 25:05.180
but she'll forget what she was going to say.

25:05.180 --> 25:07.060
So then she'll say daddy again.

25:07.060 --> 25:07.900
And I'm telling you,

25:07.900 --> 25:10.140
when you already have your attention on somebody,

25:10.140 --> 25:12.620
and then they say something to get your attention,

25:12.620 --> 25:16.680
you are like, I said, yes, honey.

25:18.780 --> 25:19.620
What did you, good.

25:19.620 --> 25:21.100
Now I'm like, now I'm starting to believe

25:21.100 --> 25:23.100
you didn't have anything to say to me at all.

25:23.100 --> 25:25.500
And now you're coming up with something to say.

25:26.540 --> 25:33.700
Hey, do you have a pet name for our daughter?

25:33.700 --> 25:38.740
She'll definitely say, I don't know, does she say mommy or does she say, she says mom

25:38.740 --> 25:43.260
more than anything?

25:43.260 --> 25:54.120
Ma, the mead loaf, Wade, we should put Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn from Wedding Crashers

25:54.120 --> 26:00.840
in this. I never know what she's doing.

26:00.840 --> 26:03.240
Top of the morning! Mom!

26:05.960 --> 26:11.160
I think this is about right. It looks like my family has grown.

26:11.160 --> 26:14.760
Don't you think the houses here are a little small? Yes! I think you will need to

26:14.760 --> 26:18.840
build a new one. Rumor has it kids should live with their parents.

26:18.840 --> 26:20.840
What do you suggest?

26:20.840 --> 26:21.840
Yeah.

26:25.840 --> 26:26.840
That sounds about right.

26:29.840 --> 26:32.840
Let's build a house for Ryan and Co.

26:32.840 --> 26:34.840
That is like how the government sees us,

26:34.840 --> 26:37.840
which I think is a little like patriarchal or whatever, but...

26:40.840 --> 26:42.840
I mean, honestly, know this respect,

26:42.840 --> 26:44.840
but I don't know why the fuck I built it,

26:44.840 --> 26:46.840
so I'm looking at Austin Powers chat and Dan,

26:46.840 --> 26:50.520
and then when instead we could have beachfront property bro like this kind of

26:50.520 --> 26:56.920
unforced error like we should definitely make this beast open like right on to the

26:56.920 --> 26:59.760
fucking sea

27:02.880 --> 27:08.200
I'm sure we'll have a great time living in this house together say do you have

27:08.200 --> 27:12.520
any ideas for what to call our household if you have a good name for us I'd love

27:12.520 --> 27:16.060
to hear it I'm sorry there's simply no other option I know exactly what to

27:16.060 --> 27:19.340
call it. I'm not gonna read chat because then you're gonna think I got it from you but

27:20.860 --> 27:22.860
everybody already knows that I'm gonna call it.

27:27.500 --> 27:31.260
Is this the most common custom name for a house on Twitch?

27:32.700 --> 27:40.380
In this game it's gotta be bro. The La Casa is singular I think. I don't speak Spanish.

27:46.060 --> 27:48.060
Thanks for the excellent idea.

27:48.060 --> 27:52.060
I hope you'll keep checking in on us, the members of the La Casa.

27:54.060 --> 27:56.060
Yes! Level 10!

28:02.060 --> 28:04.060
Whoa! Little pocket money!

28:04.060 --> 28:07.060
I wanted to have a little walkin' around money!

28:07.060 --> 28:11.060
Literally just cash you can give your me to use how they like.

28:11.060 --> 28:13.060
What the fuck?

28:13.060 --> 28:15.060
That's crazy.

28:15.060 --> 28:24.900
clothing you can choose any piece. Fuck ass. Non-binary, Bob Dylan outfit, no shot.

28:24.900 --> 28:29.380
Dudes literally be dressed in like this Epcot. Like dudes who voted for Kamala

28:29.380 --> 28:34.260
Harris will literally go to Epcot and put this fucking outfit on. Makes no sense to

28:34.260 --> 28:37.900
me man. I guess there's no fucking rules in Florida or whatever. I'm not

28:37.900 --> 28:41.540
putting the hat on. Okay. Wait you're not supposed to see what I shouted to

28:41.540 --> 28:47.260
see them supposed to be like a nice little surprise for you when I if I

28:47.260 --> 28:51.740
ever looked at it myself on the sea and I went to Gonzaga

28:51.740 --> 28:55.660
yes we got here man

28:55.660 --> 29:02.000
we already I really like what I got with my catchphrases we got we got don't

29:02.000 --> 29:08.380
get it twisted and can I say something all ending the sentence we got end

29:08.380 --> 29:22.820
And the scent is with type shit, that's 100%.

29:22.820 --> 29:28.540
And I'll keep it, for those watching without audio, I'll keep it censored, but if you're

29:28.540 --> 29:44.860
watching with audio. This is perfect. I know Nintendo is crashing the fuck out. Like there's

29:44.860 --> 29:49.100
a project manager in Nintendo that's gonna see this clip and be like we got a DMCA this

29:49.100 --> 29:51.100
This guy immediately.

29:51.100 --> 29:52.100
Touch shit.

29:58.600 --> 30:01.100
They're putting swears in my wholesome game.

30:04.100 --> 30:05.100
Thank you.

30:05.100 --> 30:07.100
Now I feel more like myself.

30:07.100 --> 30:08.100
Touch shit.

30:08.100 --> 30:12.100
Yes, dude. Yeah, that's awesome.

30:12.100 --> 30:14.100
That's fucking incredible dude.

30:14.100 --> 30:16.100
Whoa, yeah, oh damn, I want to play.

30:16.100 --> 30:17.100
Don't play no repeats with me.

30:17.100 --> 30:18.100
You love no repeats.

30:18.100 --> 30:22.100
I've got to warn you, I'm a red light. Green light, Gaster. Wanna play?

30:22.100 --> 30:24.100
Red light, green light.

30:25.100 --> 30:27.100
I can do this. Here we go.

30:28.100 --> 30:29.100
Green light.

30:30.100 --> 30:31.100
Red light.

30:33.100 --> 30:34.100
Green light.

30:34.100 --> 30:35.100
Red light.

30:35.100 --> 30:36.100
Caught you moving.

30:37.100 --> 30:39.100
You lose, brother. Motherfucker.

30:44.100 --> 30:46.100
Hey, you can't win them all.

30:46.100 --> 30:50.100
I have like 8 toilet paper right now.

30:50.100 --> 30:51.100
Make it 9.

30:57.100 --> 30:59.100
Yo, oh whoa whoa whoa whoa, okay hang on.

30:59.100 --> 31:05.100
Normally I'd expect Richie Tenenbaum to be sadder than Connor McDavey to maybe want to play a game, but what is it Richie?

31:05.100 --> 31:07.100
All about a quick game of No Repedes.

31:08.100 --> 31:09.100
Let's play.

31:09.100 --> 31:11.100
This is by far the worst game, but...

31:11.100 --> 31:12.100
No repeats.

31:12.100 --> 31:13.100
Food.

31:14.100 --> 31:15.100
Pickles.

31:16.100 --> 31:21.960
I was going to say pickles playing no repeats with Richie Tenenbaum kind of just like a

31:21.960 --> 31:22.960
race to win.

31:22.960 --> 31:28.960
He says he's going to kill himself, I guess, but let's see probably capraiser salad.

31:28.960 --> 31:30.840
Sunflower seeds.

31:30.840 --> 31:36.400
Richie, you can't say you already said that.

31:36.400 --> 31:37.400
Pumpkin pie.

31:37.400 --> 31:38.400
Pumpkin pie.

31:38.400 --> 31:39.400
Cheese, bro.

31:39.400 --> 31:40.400
French onion soup.

31:40.400 --> 31:43.400
French onion soup.

31:45.400 --> 31:47.400
How do you say pan-o-chocolat?

31:49.400 --> 31:50.400
Profiteroles.

31:50.400 --> 31:51.400
Oh, damn.

31:51.400 --> 31:53.400
How do you say corn flakes?

31:55.400 --> 31:56.400
Caviar.

31:56.400 --> 31:58.400
Okay, rich ass.

31:58.400 --> 31:59.400
Split pea soup.

31:59.400 --> 32:01.400
I'm laser at the palm.

32:01.400 --> 32:02.400
How do you say salad?

32:02.400 --> 32:04.400
You are an idiot.

32:04.400 --> 32:05.400
You are a moron.

32:05.400 --> 32:07.400
What a daring display.

32:10.400 --> 32:17.400
Congratulations. If he gives me a tennis racket, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.

32:17.400 --> 32:20.400
Time for your prize.

32:26.400 --> 32:30.400
What was that? Sorry, I was not really, I was looking at the stuff that I could have had.

32:32.400 --> 32:34.400
A cartoon? That ain't so bad.

32:34.400 --> 32:45.400
You know what? Richie and Connor have not met. In fact, none of them have met anybody, and also they've never eaten any food, and they have no relationships with anybody else in the island, and they're wearing their default clothes.

32:45.400 --> 32:47.400
Help me.

32:49.400 --> 32:53.400
Okay, now hold still. Here we go.

32:54.400 --> 32:56.400
Ah, what does that mean?

32:57.400 --> 33:00.400
And they have no furniture. That's true. They also have no rooms.

33:00.400 --> 33:02.400
You're so kind. You're so kind.

33:02.400 --> 33:04.400
You need to thank me

33:09.120 --> 33:17.300
They do seem a little like mine, I mean I'm sure Connor's probably felt like Richie before especially after like game five last year or whatever, but um

33:22.840 --> 33:29.920
Conner's got his championship some display, okay, he's literally really good. He's not his fault the Edmunds. He's literally never had a good goaltender. Okay

33:32.400 --> 33:42.680
you see is there anything is the year the Eureka set is not really like Richie

33:42.680 --> 33:45.000
Tenenbaum coded Richie Tenenbaum but that's more

33:45.000 --> 33:51.280
chast Tenenbaum coded to have the room covered in like a chalkboard when Nate

33:51.280 --> 33:56.160
said not really camo camps like that dude this is Richie Tenenbaum's room

33:56.160 --> 33:58.800
Bro with the tents yo

34:11.440 --> 34:15.680
Obviously we're gonna go straight to Richie Tenenbaum's room, but I'm assuming

34:17.760 --> 34:23.640
This is what if Margo I get least misogynist film viewer if Margo wasn't here

34:23.640 --> 34:28.200
This is what Richie's life would have been like. They never should have adopted Margo, bro

34:28.680 --> 34:32.360
No, royal fucked up when he adopted Margo

34:38.040 --> 34:40.440
Yeah, I'd like to change the entire room

34:42.640 --> 34:44.640
That's his fucking room

34:46.000 --> 34:51.880
Minus the camo, but like the camo makes it a little bit more like a Rambo type thing, but he loves it

34:53.640 --> 35:07.120
this is exactly the kind of room I wanted to live in thank you you're welcome brother

35:07.120 --> 35:12.360
who's been added to the island oh it's Connor McDavid and Richie Tenenbaum

35:12.360 --> 35:16.360
hanging out was that we definitely have to get a couple of things one is

35:16.360 --> 35:22.200
you can literally never eat food if I have to guess what what which of these

35:22.200 --> 35:27.720
foods Richie Tenenbaum would like the most? I mean literally he's a US open

35:27.720 --> 35:31.800
finalist so let's give him a Gatorade real quick.

35:36.040 --> 35:42.040
He considers he's contented with that. What's going on with the bottom left? I

35:42.040 --> 35:46.000
think they got a kettle or something that's popping off.

35:52.200 --> 35:56.200
Which of these foods is the most Wes Anderson coated?

35:58.200 --> 36:00.200
I'm gonna say none.

36:00.200 --> 36:04.200
I just think you're the type of beast who can have some fun with lasagna.

36:10.200 --> 36:12.200
Sure, man.

36:12.200 --> 36:14.200
You like it more than Gatorade?

36:14.200 --> 36:17.200
Yeah, man. Yeah, I like it more than Gatorade.

36:17.200 --> 36:24.940
He would love yummy cake that's fucking true where's Anderson a fucking love yummy cake, man

36:29.320 --> 36:34.880
Actually, it's so real that he and Conor Mcdave would get along so well because they both are professional athletes

36:38.360 --> 36:44.460
Professional athletes have to eat big meals. This is literally a hamburger and egg and like three cups of rice

36:47.200 --> 36:56.560
Oh, it's oh, it's not oh the macros are a little messed up for me. Oh, no

36:56.560 --> 36:58.960
I don't want to lose in the Stanley Cup Finals again

36:58.960 --> 37:03.560
I need the macros to be perfect so I'll lose me Stanley Cup Finals. All right, bud. Whatever you say

37:12.240 --> 37:16.080
Should have given him some chickpea pasta exactly all right now

37:17.200 --> 37:23.360
Um, uh, you need a fit man. I think the store probably has a fit that's just gonna work for

37:23.800 --> 37:25.800
Richie tenant bomb if I had to guess

37:27.560 --> 37:30.420
Damn definitely not buying you an $1,100 wedding dress

37:31.240 --> 37:34.560
This is the type of shit that he would be don't know. This is what uh

37:35.080 --> 37:38.480
This is what Owen Wilson wears in the Royal Tenen bombs man

37:39.240 --> 37:44.500
Yeah, Eli. This is the shit that Eli be wearing when he when he says uh, everyone knows

37:44.500 --> 37:51.180
General Custer died in the Battle of Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is, maybe he didn't?

37:51.180 --> 38:07.420
Where's my Ritchie Tenenbombs at? That's a little Ritchie. That's, we're close. It is kind of Mason

38:07.420 --> 38:13.180
Ramsey codered as well. We could give him a tennis outfit. That's also true. We could just give

38:13.180 --> 38:17.380
him a well we got to give him both we got to give him his his west anderson

38:17.380 --> 38:23.220
fit and then he's like john mackinill fit I don't think there's shorts that are

38:23.220 --> 38:27.340
short enough to qualify as tennis shorts I'm sorry to say we have to wait until

38:27.340 --> 38:30.660
we can actually unlock those

38:33.580 --> 38:38.420
it's definitely not wearing this if you see some if you see some Richie

38:38.420 --> 38:42.980
Tannenbaum coated attire let me know I mean otherwise for now I'm just gonna

38:42.980 --> 38:49.220
put the fella in like a damn shirt. I don't think there's anything that's really

38:49.220 --> 38:55.580
Richie Tenenbaum coded right now. We're gonna have to wait until we unlock it.

38:57.580 --> 39:03.220
And for the time being, this is a little bit more Bill Murray. Anything in the

39:03.220 --> 39:09.500
specials? This is him if he was having like a if he was introducing a game at

39:09.500 --> 39:14.520
E3 but he wanted to let you know like just cuz he's just cuz I'm a high-powered business

39:14.520 --> 39:19.020
executive that's exclusively concerned with shareholder value doesn't mean I also don't

39:19.020 --> 39:25.320
like you know Jaws or Jurassic Park or whatever the fuck is on the shirt.

39:25.320 --> 39:35.420
Laser with a necktie is like semi in there I kind of like him in the Otani don't get

39:35.420 --> 39:40.580
me wrong but it's also very Ten of Moms coated there. Can't you create it? Yeah

39:40.580 --> 39:44.380
but it'll take like a thousand hours so we might just better wait so we can... I

39:44.380 --> 39:49.940
mean we got a lot of stuff to actually do in the game right now. Could put him

39:49.940 --> 39:55.020
in... could put him in a basketball uniform for now it's kind of tennis

39:55.020 --> 39:56.020
Related.

40:01.020 --> 40:02.020
I'm in a blazer?

40:03.020 --> 40:05.020
Blazer with a necktie?

40:07.020 --> 40:10.020
Alright, let's go blazer with necktie.

40:12.020 --> 40:14.020
And then for pants.

40:16.020 --> 40:18.020
I feel like they'll be wearing some corduroy pants for sure.

40:18.020 --> 40:20.020
And then if I can get those in like a yellow.

40:20.020 --> 40:31.100
And then for socks, I feel like they'd be wearing the striped cuff anchor socks.

40:31.100 --> 40:33.860
And then certainly just like business shoes.

40:33.860 --> 40:36.780
But maybe in brown, maybe in tan.

40:36.780 --> 40:39.540
All alpha is going to be a pretty tan.

40:39.540 --> 40:46.300
And am I crazy to think like, probably not a gold chain or a budin- way though,

40:46.300 --> 40:49.980
a budin-ear might go kind of crazy.

40:49.980 --> 40:52.540
Would a boutonnier make the outfit work?

40:54.380 --> 40:56.220
Or is it too, oh wait, you're absolutely right.

40:56.220 --> 40:57.540
He's scarf-coded.

41:07.380 --> 41:10.260
I'm gonna say he's black, scarf-coded.

41:13.260 --> 41:15.100
Literally everybody in chat says green.

41:15.100 --> 41:17.100
Okay, I'm gonna trust you on that one.

41:19.980 --> 41:30.540
your outfit, Richie Tannenbaum, and if you don't like it, don't feel like you have to hide it, okay?

41:31.580 --> 41:33.900
You could say it. You're not gonna offend me?

41:38.780 --> 41:41.500
It's not perfect, but it can do until we get something better.

41:44.940 --> 41:48.780
I literally don't give a fuck if you don't like it. You're wearing it. That's not too bad.

41:49.980 --> 42:06.220
I don't know if the joke is going to come across, but I gave Connor McDavid the most

42:06.220 --> 42:08.840
hockey delivery that he could possibly have.

42:08.840 --> 42:15.380
You know when they say some shit like, yeah, you know, it's really good to have our best

42:15.380 --> 42:17.860
players back from injury, we're a better team with them.

42:17.860 --> 42:20.340
A lot of guys stepped up, like pucks in deep exactly.

42:20.340 --> 42:23.220
So he is a perfectly monotone delivery,

42:23.220 --> 42:24.740
occasionally going up at the end

42:24.740 --> 42:27.900
as if he's responding to a question with a question.

42:30.500 --> 42:34.020
Times like these only come once in a lifetime.

42:34.020 --> 42:36.580
I could probably have him talk a little faster.

42:36.580 --> 42:39.680
But in the hockey interviews, they do talk fairly slow.

42:41.140 --> 42:42.420
Oh, he's got some local mocos

42:42.420 --> 42:44.140
still working his way through there.

42:44.140 --> 42:47.820
Tom, do you need me?

42:47.820 --> 42:49.140
The Oilers need you, bro.

42:59.300 --> 43:02.580
I mean, to be honest, man, for now,

43:02.580 --> 43:03.900
let's just get the vibe across

43:03.900 --> 43:06.580
that you're a professional athlete.

43:06.580 --> 43:19.740
could be worse bro I could have given you a golf outfit I got the hockey fit in

43:19.740 --> 43:26.260
my store today wait there's a hockey fit okay that's huge let me guess me and my

43:26.260 --> 43:33.140
wife no my daughter in Chad what are you talking about they're great friends

43:36.580 --> 43:47.820
I was gonna make a queen Hughes and then put him on like just an island with no way to access the main island

43:49.260 --> 43:51.260
Just to punish him

43:54.620 --> 44:00.860
Then I was like something about like looking at Queen Hughes sad ass me was just gonna make me like the press

44:00.860 --> 44:10.860
I feel like Quinn Hughes is very knee-able, like he has a very sort of like, like a sad dog visage.

44:10.860 --> 44:16.860
I think he would make an awesome me, to be honest.

44:16.860 --> 44:24.860
That's Quinn Hughes when he hasn't seen his best friend Cash Patel in a couple days.

44:24.860 --> 44:34.740
of days. When he sees his best friend, Kashpatel, I'm sure he's like, oh, yes, my best friend.

44:34.740 --> 44:39.540
It's my best friend, the director of the FBI. Now that's a mansion. If you want to change

44:39.540 --> 44:47.460
the look of the living room or the group name for the home, just ask your wife. Am I right?

44:47.460 --> 44:50.460
Let's see what she's got going on in the damn dream here.

44:58.460 --> 44:59.460
Damn.

44:59.460 --> 45:00.460
No words needed.

45:01.460 --> 45:03.460
Feel what I'm feeling.

45:05.460 --> 45:08.460
Kate, the human bearded dragon is here.

45:08.460 --> 45:10.460
Alright, this is kinda awesome.

45:10.460 --> 45:24.380
I'm dying. Why does nobody give a fuck. Wait, wait, wait, we got some tea in chat.

45:24.380 --> 45:30.020
I have a friend who was married to a relative of the Hughes brothers. He said that at his

45:30.020 --> 45:34.980
wedding they spent the entire reception kicking a flat and beer can around like it was a

45:34.980 --> 45:39.020
hockey puck and not talking to anyone. Okay, but that humanizes Queen Hughes for me.

45:39.020 --> 45:51.420
Because I feel like Queen Hughes is, I mean all of the Hughes's are so famous, like if they're at a wedding with normies, wouldn't they rather hang out with each other so they're not constantly like being asked about hockey?

45:51.420 --> 45:55.340
I think that's actually, you've made them seem more like well-rounded individuals to me.

45:58.380 --> 46:03.740
So fuck you man, nah I'm just, I'm just playing. I appreciate the context, to be honest.

46:03.740 --> 46:12.700
Bro, level up. Surely you got room in the tummy for like a little dessert? That's a

46:12.700 --> 46:24.340
fucking huge dessert. Oh yeah, that's fair. Um, you know what? What would my wife like

46:24.340 --> 46:27.580
out of these? I'm gonna level with you. I don't think she'd really like any of these

46:27.580 --> 46:39.420
that much. A spirit? No, no, no. Lucky cat's got to go to my daughter. I'm sorry to say.

46:40.540 --> 46:43.100
She'll get it. All right, now we can actually start playing the game, man.

46:46.700 --> 46:49.340
Let's start managing the problems of one Austin Powers.

46:50.620 --> 46:51.980
Hey, good morning.

46:51.980 --> 46:59.500
What do you mean starting well we were just like you know we weren't making any numbers

46:59.500 --> 47:06.700
go up let's make some numbers go up man Austin Powers I think you would fucking love loco

47:06.700 --> 47:15.020
moco man I could picture this guy first off of their steam cover on you could say this

47:15.020 --> 47:19.060
This dish makes me go, loco?

47:19.060 --> 47:20.380
I've lost my loco!

47:20.380 --> 47:23.340
You can- they need to put this in the movie!

47:23.340 --> 47:31.300
Put loco-moco in Austin Powers 4.

47:31.300 --> 47:34.660
It's literally his favorite food.

47:34.660 --> 47:36.860
British person eating anything from another country.

47:36.860 --> 47:38.620
Wait, this is the best food I've ever eaten.

47:38.620 --> 47:39.820
Nah, I'm just playing.

47:39.820 --> 47:43.620
You got some good restaurants in London.

47:43.620 --> 47:54.100
You have room for dessert?

47:54.100 --> 47:55.920
You got room for some popcorn?

47:55.920 --> 47:57.740
That's two.

47:57.740 --> 47:59.940
Wait what's your...

47:59.940 --> 48:02.620
I came here to not to feed you lunch but to check on what was...

48:02.620 --> 48:03.620
Good to see you.

48:03.620 --> 48:05.120
... what was adoring you.

48:05.120 --> 48:10.320
I law grand beaus paths are kind of sparse, don't you think?

48:10.320 --> 48:12.620
Think we could up the islands?

48:12.620 --> 48:25.740
me your vision Austin. No, that looks fucking horrible. That looks substantially worse. I

48:25.740 --> 48:30.300
mean, you're just like, look at what you've done to my beautiful seaside park. You put

48:30.300 --> 48:37.100
off, you put three vending machines in the park and like a seesaw in a little grass path

48:37.100 --> 48:41.100
No, man, we do not have the budget for that right now.

48:41.100 --> 48:43.100
Do we have the budget for that right now?

48:43.100 --> 48:45.100
It's just, let's not, man.

48:45.100 --> 48:47.100
Okay. I might bring it up later.

48:47.100 --> 48:51.100
Please don't. Please, please forget we had this conversation.

48:56.100 --> 48:58.100
Pro said I might bring it up later.

48:58.100 --> 49:01.100
Now if he includes a slide, we might be talking.

49:01.100 --> 49:03.100
How you doing, Amy Blue?

49:07.100 --> 49:09.100
Good morning.

49:09.100 --> 49:11.100
First off,

49:11.100 --> 49:14.100
it's the type of shit you'd be eating in Gregorockies, the Doom generation.

49:14.100 --> 49:20.100
Well, cigarettes, but like, I feel like buffalo wings are very, uh, amy-blue-coated.

49:25.100 --> 49:28.100
She liked it. It's her favorite food.

49:31.100 --> 49:34.100
Here's someone who lives on a long, grand vegan, named Bob Dylan.

49:34.100 --> 49:35.100
That's right.

49:35.100 --> 49:37.600
Do you think Bob Dylan and I would make a good team?

49:37.600 --> 49:42.600
I actually think that you would make some very interesting art together.

49:42.600 --> 49:44.100
Oh, yeah.

49:44.100 --> 49:45.100
Hop.

49:45.100 --> 49:47.100
Now I'm kinda curious about this.

49:47.100 --> 49:50.100
You guys have a different energy, but they might be complementary.

49:58.100 --> 50:01.100
What if even they have flowers coming out of their head?

50:05.100 --> 50:12.100
She really liked that.

50:12.100 --> 50:25.940
Fungal infection, too real, bro.

50:25.940 --> 50:27.940
She got a stinky sock syndrome.

50:27.940 --> 50:29.500
Mal still needs to meet more people, too.

50:29.500 --> 50:31.660
I can't believe he's still strangers with Amy Blue.

50:31.660 --> 50:33.060
You gotta get out of the house, man.

50:33.060 --> 50:34.060
Good morning.

50:34.060 --> 50:39.420
Mouth is a vegetarian whose favorite food is stewed beef, by the way.

50:39.420 --> 50:42.900
This dude, I was going to call him a motherfucker, there's no need for that.

50:42.900 --> 50:49.980
This dude would go crazy for like some meatless buffalo wings, a hundred percent.

50:49.980 --> 50:56.580
Well, never mind, man.

50:56.580 --> 50:58.460
I really thought I'd be fucking with those.

50:58.460 --> 51:00.460
And even as good as fried spring rolls.

51:04.460 --> 51:05.460
Computing and meat?

51:05.460 --> 51:09.460
They're chicken with no E and an apostrophe where the E used to be, okay?

51:10.460 --> 51:14.460
I do, that's so real. I'll just pretend it's as impossible before every single food.

51:15.460 --> 51:18.460
Would you like some impossible profiteroles?

51:19.460 --> 51:20.460
That's too much.

51:21.460 --> 51:24.460
These motherfuckers need to learn to save some room for dessert, bro.

51:24.460 --> 51:26.460
I've been thinking too hard.

51:26.460 --> 51:28.960
My head feels all fuzzy inside.

51:30.460 --> 51:31.460
Let me take a look.

51:32.460 --> 51:33.460
Help me clear my mind.

51:33.460 --> 51:35.460
I've always been thinking about fried plantains.

51:42.460 --> 51:43.460
Phew.

51:43.460 --> 51:45.460
I feel so much better now.

51:46.960 --> 51:48.960
Hope you enjoy your fried plantains.

51:49.960 --> 51:50.960
I will, man.

51:51.960 --> 51:52.960
Level up.

51:52.960 --> 51:54.460
Oh, he's gonna level up!

51:54.460 --> 51:56.460
He's gonna level up! He's gonna level up!

51:57.340 --> 51:59.340
He's gonna level up!

52:02.780 --> 52:04.780
I think I already rubbed his head man

52:07.900 --> 52:12.140
How'd you get his voice to be so accurate? I spent like hours trying to perfect it

52:13.820 --> 52:16.860
Oh, damn it's a meeting of the black forest cake society

52:18.620 --> 52:20.620
Oh, there'd be a fly on the wall and

52:20.620 --> 52:25.620
Me, Dan, Chad, and Bob Bill in our holding court.

52:25.620 --> 52:28.620
Imagine, man.

52:28.620 --> 52:31.620
Incipient, bless.

52:36.620 --> 52:38.620
You gotta click the bubbles?

52:38.620 --> 52:42.620
Nobody else has a bubble right now. They're bubble-less.

52:42.620 --> 52:45.620
Let me see. Quick build amenities. Is there anything?

52:45.620 --> 52:49.620
Anything that Conor McDavid might be interested in.

52:49.620 --> 52:51.620
Some bleachers

52:52.460 --> 52:57.180
Might be interested in a traffic cone, maybe they could play defense for the Oilers

52:57.620 --> 52:59.620
It would be a serious

53:00.260 --> 53:05.140
Improvement man would be a bit of an oh, you know what? Sorry like I need beach loungers

53:05.140 --> 53:07.740
My beach park is incomplete without the beach lounger. I

53:10.460 --> 53:14.020
Don't watch hockey he's really he's the best hockey player in the league

53:14.020 --> 53:18.900
He's like insanely good, but it was pissing me off because I was watching game one last night and

53:19.620 --> 53:22.580
Like, the announcer was explaining who Connor McDavid is.

53:22.580 --> 53:25.080
And I was like, buddy, you don't need to explain who Connor McDavid is.

53:25.080 --> 53:27.080
I'm watching the fucking CBC.

53:27.080 --> 53:29.080
I know who Connor McDavid is.

53:29.080 --> 53:31.080
Um...

53:31.080 --> 53:33.080
Do you have a moment?

53:33.080 --> 53:35.080
What's up, man?

53:35.080 --> 53:39.080
I would just love it if there were a round-street lamp right here.

53:39.080 --> 53:44.080
I would just love it if we had replacement level goaltending or better.

53:44.080 --> 53:46.080
You know what, buddy?

53:46.080 --> 53:48.080
Yeah.

53:49.040 --> 53:51.040
Yeah, that looks good.

53:52.880 --> 53:56.320
Oh, yeah, I love the look of that round street lamp.

54:00.120 --> 54:04.000
That looks good. Yeah, we'll just plug it right into the sand. Don't even worry about it.

54:04.200 --> 54:09.520
By the way, now that that's done, I literally just did that to placate you because I don't want you to leave in free agency.

54:09.680 --> 54:11.680
Obviously, that's going right back in storage.

54:12.400 --> 54:14.400
Um...

54:15.280 --> 54:17.280
Then we need a...

54:18.080 --> 54:22.080
Beach Lounger. Right there in the shadow.

54:24.080 --> 54:25.080
Welcome.

54:25.080 --> 54:28.080
Who's this baseball guy? It's got him again.

54:31.080 --> 54:37.080
And then you know what? This is not going to be in the shadow due to the position of the sun, I think, but it really ties the...

54:37.080 --> 54:42.080
No, it doesn't tie it together. Never mind. Because we've lost our umbrella.

54:42.080 --> 54:55.240
That's okay. You can put it here then. You need to make Fernando Mendoza. He's the college

54:55.240 --> 55:00.560
quarterback who's about to go first overall, right? When's the draft anyway? Sorry to say

55:00.560 --> 55:03.320
we have too many professional athletes. I think the next person we're going to add

55:03.320 --> 55:09.600
to the squad is we need Mark Carney, man. We need the current sitting prime minister

55:09.600 --> 55:15.360
of Canada. So I think I was gonna have Amy Blue meat Bob Dylan but it seems like

55:15.360 --> 55:19.880
they're they're a little busy like getting a gathering going or something

55:19.880 --> 55:26.400
like that. So the next step I wanted to have I want to have Malf and Conor

55:26.400 --> 55:34.520
McDavid me man. Malf I'm guessing is in his house seems to be the norm. He's

55:34.520 --> 55:38.880
been pondering the toilet paper a lot. So I think that he's lost faith in his

55:38.880 --> 55:43.440
bidet is every time I see him he's just sitting on the floor looking at the toilet paper that I gave him

55:45.440 --> 55:48.800
and then why don't you go hang out with Connor McDavid you guys got a lot to talk about

55:55.200 --> 55:57.280
they caught me slipping um

56:03.200 --> 56:04.480
anybody not doing anything

56:04.480 --> 56:13.760
I mean what are you doing right now working on your laptop not too much

56:13.760 --> 56:18.120
screen time sorry to say get out here and and get on the seesaw with Uncle

56:18.120 --> 56:26.320
Dan bro he's going crazy yeah he's doing tricks on it

56:26.320 --> 56:32.680
what do you do for work I made Dan's catchphrase like when he introduces

56:32.680 --> 56:35.760
himself to someone he always says, what do you do for work?

56:40.960 --> 56:43.240
It's kind of fucked up there indifferent to one another man.

56:43.240 --> 56:44.760
That's like the opposite of love.

56:48.200 --> 56:50.040
This is so fucked up, dude.

56:51.520 --> 56:52.640
It's 930.

56:52.640 --> 56:54.200
It's 10 in the morning, man.

56:54.200 --> 56:56.880
Like, wait to fuck up, bro.

56:56.880 --> 56:58.800
You just woke up from sleep.

57:02.680 --> 57:17.680
Okay, Amy wanted to meet Bob Dylan, polite ass put his guitar away, man.

57:17.680 --> 57:18.680
Erp?

57:18.680 --> 57:23.680
The two of them will get along well because they're about the same age.

57:23.680 --> 57:29.680
Rose born in 1942 or something like that. What are you talking about?

57:29.680 --> 57:34.680
What the fuck are you talking about?

57:34.680 --> 57:38.680
What era is this Bob Dylan?

57:38.680 --> 57:44.680
Physically this is like Newport Folk Festival going electric Bob Dylan

57:44.680 --> 57:49.680
but sartorially he's got on the fit from the 1976 Desire album.

57:49.680 --> 57:54.760
This is like this is him when he kind of like got over his divorce a little bit

57:58.880 --> 58:01.120
Wait, wait someone there was a I heard

58:07.680 --> 58:12.480
I got one out of the quick build at least get my notifications out of here. Please come again

58:13.920 --> 58:16.440
This is him after he married Isis on the fifth day

58:17.640 --> 58:18.880
Exactly

58:18.880 --> 58:22.620
Now I will say I know Connor McDavey is sleeping right now

58:24.980 --> 58:26.980
But he does also need

58:28.820 --> 58:32.700
Me he needs to have something going on in his room

58:36.660 --> 58:38.660
What kind of welcome

58:38.980 --> 58:45.220
What Connor McDavey would have I isn't his wife like an interior designer or something like that. I

58:45.220 --> 58:55.420
I feel like there's a hundred percent chance that his house looks like Botanical Set.

58:55.420 --> 58:58.420
Or Marble Set, something like that.

58:58.420 --> 59:01.820
Their house is boring as fuck, it's insanely modern, okay.

59:01.820 --> 59:05.020
So it's like...

59:05.020 --> 59:06.020
Something like that.

59:06.020 --> 59:07.020
Thank you very much.

59:07.020 --> 59:14.460
I just spent two hundred and fifteen bucks on this mother fucker.

59:14.460 --> 59:16.420
That's probably how Daryl Katz feels, man.

59:16.420 --> 59:18.900
Daryl Katz is the owner of the Edmonton Oilers, by the way.

59:18.900 --> 59:20.460
Actually, I have to imagine Daryl Katz

59:20.460 --> 59:23.140
is probably pretty pleased

59:23.140 --> 59:24.660
with his investment in Conor McDavid,

59:24.660 --> 59:27.460
considering drafting Conor McDavid first overall

59:27.460 --> 59:29.860
allowed him to take the city of Edmonton taxpayers

59:29.860 --> 59:32.620
for like half of the price of the stadium or whatever.

59:32.620 --> 59:33.460
Those look nice though.

59:33.460 --> 59:34.460
I can't disagree with that.

59:34.460 --> 59:36.020
It looks great now.

59:36.020 --> 59:36.860
Of course he loves it.

59:36.860 --> 59:37.700
Thank you.

59:44.460 --> 59:59.300
He does get frozen in space now and then I'll bring someone you know what Richie Tannenbaum

59:59.300 --> 01:00:06.700
I'm gonna give you a purpose in life okay save my wife from her fugue state you probably

01:00:06.700 --> 01:00:10.340
you're used to this shit you probably see Margot do this shit like every couple days

01:00:10.340 --> 01:00:13.940
what's going on here i just can't move

01:00:16.340 --> 01:00:23.460
move i've never seen a case this bad before bro don't say that don't say that you live with margot bro

01:00:27.860 --> 01:00:33.460
doodoo da i've got to return the favor one day don't worry doodoo da

01:00:40.340 --> 01:00:45.480
Make Margot next? No bro, you can just watch the Royal Tendon Bombs if you want to see what

01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:50.580
Richie Tendon Bomb and Margot would get up to if they were in the same tent.

01:00:50.580 --> 01:00:54.900
This is about like recontextualizing characters from other media properties by surrounding

01:00:54.900 --> 01:00:59.580
them with like the Xenomorph from Aliens and Fake Denzel Washington from Game Night.

01:00:59.580 --> 01:01:07.020
Where do they have to scroll all the way man? Don't. Just purge the notification

01:01:07.020 --> 01:01:13.860
please. Can you just purge the notification? Now that I've clicked on it, can you get the

01:01:13.860 --> 01:01:19.140
notification off my screen? We do need to make poly walnuts! Holy fuck! That's a great

01:01:19.140 --> 01:01:31.860
idea! I don't know, is there any way to make poly walnuts hair, man? Is there a poly

01:01:31.860 --> 01:01:39.780
Walnut's hair setting in the game? I don't know. He does have so many phrases too.

01:01:42.180 --> 01:01:46.020
You need more women on the island? Bro, there's like two women in the Sopranos. People don't get

01:01:46.020 --> 01:01:52.660
on David Chase's ass about it. If anything, they're like, take some women out of the Sopranos.

01:01:52.660 --> 01:01:57.860
I don't want to see Livia anymore. She's pissing me off. Wait, they do a little bit?

01:01:57.860 --> 01:02:02.860
I didn't know. I was like 12 and it was airing, so...

01:02:07.860 --> 01:02:11.860
Let me see what's going on here. Anybody not doing anything? Amy Blue wants to play a game.

01:02:11.860 --> 01:02:19.860
I would love to win a prize. I'm on the hunt for a cat for my daughters and a harmonica for 1976 era Bob Dylan.

01:02:19.860 --> 01:02:20.860
Bob Dylan.

01:02:20.860 --> 01:02:26.460
Here's your first mystery shadow.

01:02:26.460 --> 01:02:27.460
What do you think it is?

01:02:27.460 --> 01:02:28.460
That's like a parfait.

01:02:28.460 --> 01:02:30.360
That's granola parfait.

01:02:30.360 --> 01:02:33.860
The answer is granola parfait.

01:02:33.860 --> 01:02:37.860
Next, your second mystery shadow.

01:02:37.860 --> 01:02:39.860
What do you think it is?

01:02:39.860 --> 01:02:40.860
Cheap pet.

01:02:40.860 --> 01:02:41.860
Animal shaped planter.

01:02:41.860 --> 01:02:42.860
That's a turtle.

01:02:42.860 --> 01:02:45.860
The answer is animal shaped planter.

01:02:45.860 --> 01:02:47.860
And finally, the last mystery shadow.

01:02:47.860 --> 01:02:49.860
This shit's just gonna be a circle, man.

01:02:49.860 --> 01:02:52.860
Oh, the fuck? That's a spirit! I know that one! That's a spirit!

01:02:52.860 --> 01:02:54.860
Because I won it yesterday!

01:02:55.860 --> 01:03:01.860
If it hadn't been for the fact that I won this in a game of no repeats yesterday, I think I would have gotten rinsed on that one.

01:03:03.860 --> 01:03:05.860
That is Chibli's butthole.

01:03:07.860 --> 01:03:16.860
You know, my daughter was watching Chibli play Tomodachi Life, and then she keeps bugging me to make a butthole and put it on the Tomodachi Life Island.

01:03:16.860 --> 01:03:19.860
She laughs every single time that it talks, and it just goes like...

01:03:22.860 --> 01:03:23.860
I'm like, I'm not going to make a buckled.

01:03:23.860 --> 01:03:24.860
She's like, why not?

01:03:24.860 --> 01:03:27.860
And I'm like, because it looks like I'm just stealing from Uncle Chibri.

01:03:30.860 --> 01:03:34.860
Could have had a fucking priceless ruby, man.

01:03:35.860 --> 01:03:38.860
Could have had a priceless ruby.

01:03:42.860 --> 01:03:44.860
That's crazy.

01:03:44.860 --> 01:03:51.860
Uncle Chibli? Yeah, just everybody's kind of an uncle, man, to be honest with you.

01:03:55.860 --> 01:03:57.860
This guy's definitely gonna get a drink.

01:03:58.860 --> 01:04:01.860
Nah, he's just gonna walk back and forth in the grass a little bit.

01:04:01.860 --> 01:04:03.860
He's appreciating it, though.

01:04:06.860 --> 01:04:08.860
Oh! What happened?

01:04:08.860 --> 01:04:11.860
Seems to be watching Ryan closely.

01:04:11.860 --> 01:04:27.980
she seems curious about Ryan that's damn true this is too real my fucking

01:04:27.980 --> 01:04:36.340
face fell off I got so scared my face fell off that's all right we put it back

01:04:36.340 --> 01:04:41.540
on. Bro, I think she's scared. Oh no! Are you okay?

01:04:45.540 --> 01:04:52.580
Little hungry. Well, she's a big... Well, actually, you know what? She likes pizza, but she likes pasta even more, I think.

01:04:52.580 --> 01:04:57.140
In the pizza versus pasta wars, she's joining on the side of pasta.

01:05:00.260 --> 01:05:02.820
Oh, man. That could dethrone stewed beef.

01:05:02.820 --> 01:05:12.140
Wait, wait, we'll never know, that's yum.

01:05:12.140 --> 01:05:18.500
She has some expressions, as a catchphrase, she says meow.

01:05:18.500 --> 01:05:20.820
She greets with a curtsy, which is true.

01:05:20.820 --> 01:05:25.500
She stands cutely, what does she walk like?

01:05:25.500 --> 01:05:33.120
If anything, I don't know, this is a tough one.

01:05:33.120 --> 01:05:37.140
Tiny steps a little bit, I mean leaning forward sometimes.

01:05:37.140 --> 01:05:40.900
Actually, wait, that's too fucking real.

01:05:40.900 --> 01:05:46.220
That is way too fucking real.

01:05:46.220 --> 01:05:49.500
If we're going, if I'm like, we gotta stop at the grocery store on the way home.

01:05:49.500 --> 01:05:53.780
She's like, ugh.

01:05:53.780 --> 01:05:55.900
But I think she might get a kick out of floating.

01:05:58.400 --> 01:06:00.700
She also might get a kick out of that, I don't know.

01:06:06.100 --> 01:06:07.100
I'm gonna give her this for now.

01:06:07.100 --> 01:06:08.500
I think she would like this.

01:06:09.700 --> 01:06:11.900
Holy cow, he said the same thing.

01:06:11.900 --> 01:06:14.100
I saw that you also said it's when Ryan says

01:06:14.100 --> 01:06:15.740
we have to go to the grocery store.

01:06:16.940 --> 01:06:19.300
Catch me being like mother hen or whatever.

01:06:19.300 --> 01:06:20.940
Nobody wants to go to the grocery store.

01:06:20.940 --> 01:06:23.020
Everybody loves eating food.

01:06:23.020 --> 01:06:26.660
or at least, you know, she and I do.

01:06:29.940 --> 01:06:34.180
It kind of moves like an angel from neon Genesis Evangelion.

01:06:34.180 --> 01:06:35.780
It's kind of scary.

01:06:38.940 --> 01:06:42.060
If the wings were flapping, it wouldn't be so bad, but...

01:06:44.660 --> 01:06:45.300
Wait, wait, wait.

01:06:45.300 --> 01:06:47.100
Connor McDavey wants to play a game.

01:06:48.900 --> 01:06:49.740
Um...

01:06:50.980 --> 01:06:52.460
I've got some...

01:06:52.460 --> 01:06:54.460
Yeah, let's do a double shadow quiz.

01:06:57.360 --> 01:07:00.160
Here's your first mystery double shadow.

01:07:01.060 --> 01:07:01.760
What are the-

01:07:01.760 --> 01:07:03.360
Thanks, that's two plates, bro.

01:07:04.860 --> 01:07:08.760
I'm gonna say that that has to be a goose and mashed potatoes, cause those are two-

01:07:08.760 --> 01:07:09.760
The answer is...

01:07:11.660 --> 01:07:14.260
Mashed potatoes and roast goose.

01:07:15.660 --> 01:07:19.360
Next up, your second mystery double shadow.

01:07:20.160 --> 01:07:21.160
What are these?

01:07:21.360 --> 01:07:21.860
Fuck.

01:07:22.460 --> 01:07:34.580
I have no idea man, it's a plate!

01:07:34.580 --> 01:07:38.460
I think the plate is yummy cake.

01:07:38.460 --> 01:07:40.460
Taronis?

01:07:40.460 --> 01:07:42.460
What's Taronis?

01:07:42.460 --> 01:07:43.460
Ohhhh!

01:07:43.460 --> 01:07:44.460
Okay!

01:07:44.460 --> 01:07:48.460
It's like a peanut butter or something.

01:07:48.460 --> 01:07:51.020
Your last mystery double shadow?

01:07:51.820 --> 01:07:52.780
What are these?

01:07:52.780 --> 01:07:54.780
It's another plate of tamales?

01:07:55.980 --> 01:07:59.020
That's gotta be- that's licorice and pumpkin pie, 100%.

01:07:59.020 --> 01:08:00.540
The correct answer is...

01:08:03.260 --> 01:08:05.260
Licorice and pumpkin pie?

01:08:06.860 --> 01:08:08.380
Average Scandinavian dessert?

01:08:11.900 --> 01:08:13.180
Congratulations.

01:08:15.660 --> 01:08:15.980
Time.

01:08:15.980 --> 01:08:25.260
Oh my god, there's another Mary in there, I'm gonna freak the fuck out.

01:08:25.260 --> 01:08:33.980
I'm never taking the middle option ever again, man.

01:08:33.980 --> 01:08:35.380
Always go big, Donut.

01:08:35.380 --> 01:08:40.020
We gotta have some people that are close to leveling up.

01:08:40.020 --> 01:08:44.260
I gave Mouth, by the way, I don't think Mouth likes to knit.

01:08:44.260 --> 01:08:48.600
I don't know that for a fact, but I gave him this because I think it kind of matches his vibe.

01:08:48.600 --> 01:08:52.680
He wears a lot of wool clothing and he seems to like cozy stuff

01:08:53.400 --> 01:08:56.760
and pursuits such as, you know, gardening, for example.

01:08:56.760 --> 01:08:58.600
I thought he would have like knitting energy.

01:08:59.500 --> 01:09:03.100
Maybe it's just he's trying out the hobby digitally before he tries it out IRL.

01:09:04.500 --> 01:09:06.900
You don't have to take creep shots of him or whatever. That's fine.

01:09:12.260 --> 01:09:13.300
All right, bro, let's do it.

01:09:13.300 --> 01:09:15.960
Let's make- Well, I also feel like it would be smart-

01:09:15.960 --> 01:09:18.560
WAIT! Bob Dylan's gonna introduce himself to Connor McDavid!

01:09:18.560 --> 01:09:19.560
This house must-

01:09:26.900 --> 01:09:27.400
Hum.

01:09:27.900 --> 01:09:28.400
Oh.

01:09:29.000 --> 01:09:30.200
I'm Bob Dylan.

01:09:30.700 --> 01:09:32.000
You're Bob Dylan?

01:09:32.500 --> 01:09:34.100
I'm Connor McDavid.

01:09:37.400 --> 01:09:38.700
Getting to know you?

01:09:38.700 --> 01:09:48.140
Bob Dylan's talking about some kind of five-alve or something like some kind of aquatic creature maybe?

01:09:52.460 --> 01:09:54.140
A mollusk with some sword maybe?

01:09:57.020 --> 01:09:57.980
An Aquino Derm?

01:10:00.780 --> 01:10:03.820
Is Bob Dylan dead? No, as of today, still alive.

01:10:05.980 --> 01:10:08.140
Still alive. Still touring as well.

01:10:08.700 --> 01:10:15.700
And can I add it? I hope it stays that way.

01:10:15.700 --> 01:10:24.700
Well, we got Richie Tenenbaum in this. Yeah, Richie Tenenbaum. Where's Richie at?

01:10:24.700 --> 01:10:32.700
I was pretty proud of my Richie Tenenbaum, honestly. I just realized now I haven't made it Richie Tenenbaum,

01:10:32.700 --> 01:10:43.500
bomb which is not um how it's spelled but let's see how he am your mouth feel here um hello it's

01:10:43.500 --> 01:10:49.340
nice to meet you my name is Richie I really feel like I captured Wilson's eyes with the me

01:10:50.220 --> 01:10:51.260
I'm known as Mel

01:10:57.980 --> 01:11:01.900
he's asking for advice on what to do about his ear as has been itchy since yesterday

01:11:02.700 --> 01:11:07.700
Mouse is the type of beast to be like, sounds like you should scratch it.

01:11:07.700 --> 01:11:10.700
I imagine it wouldn't surprise me if you said so.

01:11:10.700 --> 01:11:15.700
But then he's like, oh, they'll tell you you shouldn't put anything smaller than your ear in your ear.

01:11:15.700 --> 01:11:17.700
But I say, you know what, eat my cornhole.

01:11:22.700 --> 01:11:24.700
Okay, that was a little aspirational.

01:11:24.700 --> 01:11:27.700
Um, I think we should make poly walnuts, man.

01:11:32.700 --> 01:11:41.380
Give me a second here to get a picture of Polly Walnuts on the screen.

01:11:41.380 --> 01:11:42.380
Polly.

01:11:42.380 --> 01:11:45.540
I mean, it's got to be the picture of him.

01:11:45.540 --> 01:11:49.460
Well, maybe this one's pretty good.

01:11:49.460 --> 01:11:53.420
From the SopranosWiki on fandom.com.

01:11:53.420 --> 01:11:54.420
Polly.

01:11:54.420 --> 01:11:55.420
Polly Walnuts.

01:11:55.420 --> 01:11:56.420
Okay.

01:11:56.420 --> 01:12:08.420
That's okay.

01:12:08.420 --> 01:12:10.980
There he is, man.

01:12:10.980 --> 01:12:14.820
The legend himself.

01:12:14.820 --> 01:12:27.660
But the most important thing, if you're going to be making someone like Paulie Ronlitz, the

01:12:27.660 --> 01:12:30.100
most important thing is the hair.

01:12:30.100 --> 01:12:34.020
So I think face is easy enough, but that'll come later.

01:12:34.020 --> 01:12:35.020
He definitely has a face.

01:12:35.020 --> 01:12:36.820
He's got a hell of a jaw.

01:12:36.820 --> 01:12:39.100
There's something like this, I think.

01:12:39.100 --> 01:12:44.940
We could just get the hair right because it is it's kind of like that but receding

01:12:47.220 --> 01:12:52.680
He is also like he's old man tan that's true like he's very kind of

01:12:55.380 --> 01:13:02.500
Maybe even that's we're kind of getting into like Latino Holly walnuts there is something like

01:13:04.940 --> 01:13:06.940
Somewhere in here

01:13:06.940 --> 01:13:10.540
He definitely has hypertension.

01:13:10.540 --> 01:13:14.340
I mean they've been eating a lot of cold cuts for like, for decades.

01:13:14.340 --> 01:13:20.940
So he would be down here in the old man hair section.

01:13:20.940 --> 01:13:32.340
It's where you start to, I mean, if I may,

01:13:32.340 --> 01:13:50.860
It kind of is this, but I think at the back, it's that.

01:13:50.860 --> 01:13:58.780
And at the front, it's like this at the front, and then at the back, it's Heihachi.

01:13:58.780 --> 01:14:01.780
I don't know if you can do that.

01:14:01.780 --> 01:14:03.780
I don't know if that's allowed in this game.

01:14:10.500 --> 01:14:11.460
No, man.

01:14:11.460 --> 01:14:12.380
Look at it to everyone.

01:14:12.380 --> 01:14:13.220
What do you want me to say?

01:14:13.220 --> 01:14:14.580
He's got a receding hairline.

01:14:16.480 --> 01:14:18.620
There's a better Hey-Hatchie anyway.

01:14:18.620 --> 01:14:20.060
One sec, one second.

01:14:21.700 --> 01:14:24.180
Yo, Gen Z, Polly Walnuts.

01:14:24.180 --> 01:14:25.420
That's Cap-T.

01:14:31.780 --> 01:14:39.980
Holy shit, that's Silvio.

01:14:39.980 --> 01:14:44.900
That's Silvio 100%.

01:14:44.900 --> 01:14:49.180
That's his consigniary.

01:14:49.180 --> 01:14:50.180
Make Silvio?

01:14:50.180 --> 01:14:57.740
I can't make Silvio because it's not as cool in me form as Polly Walnuts, unfortunately.

01:14:57.740 --> 01:14:59.980
People would just be like, who's this older Italian guy?

01:14:59.980 --> 01:15:05.080
wouldn't be like holy shit is that poly walnuts I don't know it seems like we

01:15:05.080 --> 01:15:13.620
might have to go with like a default hair man I mean if you give you cut the

01:15:13.620 --> 01:15:22.380
back off a little bit here now that's still be all again

01:15:22.380 --> 01:15:32.300
Definitely not that. It's there. I mean, what do you want me to do? It's hard to get

01:15:32.300 --> 01:15:39.420
Polly Walnut's hair in this, man. There's one at the top, like up here. Polly...

01:15:39.420 --> 01:15:49.380
Oh! Polly Walnuts! You're absolutely... Not bad. You're absolutely right. That's

01:15:49.380 --> 01:15:55.220
pulling walnuts and then I'm thinking I mean his hair is very black but then if

01:15:55.220 --> 01:16:02.860
you could go sub color oh my god the sub color is coming in fucking perfectly

01:16:02.860 --> 01:16:15.540
I mean that's it is really white but that's almost that's not hair anymore

01:16:15.540 --> 01:16:28.540
that's like blue. That's pretty fucking good. That's pretty fucking awesome. That's even better.

01:16:28.540 --> 01:16:33.140
Okay, now we can actually get to work on the man's face. Now I think there's absolutely

01:16:33.140 --> 01:16:42.860
no doubt Polly Walnuts persistently has kind of a scowl. Like this. Polly Walnuts has

01:16:42.860 --> 01:16:54.220
this right here he also sort of has a chin it's Mitt Romney Mitt Romney wishes

01:16:54.220 --> 01:17:04.460
I could see him saying that I could see him saying hey tea

01:17:10.380 --> 01:17:16.940
okay so far so good um we're gonna get this like piece by piece okay because the next thing I

01:17:16.940 --> 01:17:21.980
thought that he needs a hundred percent Rose definitely got some forehead wrinkles and he

01:17:21.980 --> 01:17:26.380
And he has a high motherfucking forehead.

01:17:26.380 --> 01:17:32.060
We're talking about this and then moving like the whole face down a little bit.

01:17:32.060 --> 01:17:35.780
We're talking about like mouth down too.

01:17:35.780 --> 01:17:41.980
Maybe up just a little.

01:17:41.980 --> 01:17:46.460
We're talking about nose down.

01:17:46.460 --> 01:17:51.220
Any me experts here that can tell me, is it possible to make like a philtrum in

01:17:51.220 --> 01:17:59.680
this game is there a filter option oh my god it's fucking him it's fucking him

01:17:59.680 --> 01:18:03.220
okay we go much bigger nose

01:18:04.220 --> 01:18:08.900
bro it's Polly Walnuts

01:18:10.660 --> 01:18:20.100
that's him and then the eyebrows we're gonna go angry oh those are pretty

01:18:20.100 --> 01:18:30.100
angry eyebrows, but we need them to be darker. And then we want to move them down. And then

01:18:30.100 --> 01:18:46.100
maybe just a little levity. No, now he looks like sad. Now he looks capable. Does he have

01:18:46.100 --> 01:18:50.700
It's pretty fucking good.

01:18:50.700 --> 01:18:56.660
It looks pretty good.

01:18:56.660 --> 01:18:59.940
And then, yes, you're right, thicker.

01:18:59.940 --> 01:19:10.180
Not thicker like that, thicker like this.

01:19:10.180 --> 01:19:11.180
Little thinner than that.

01:19:11.180 --> 01:19:12.180
That's a little...

01:19:12.180 --> 01:19:14.540
Now we sad again.

01:19:14.540 --> 01:19:15.540
Now he's surprised.

01:19:15.540 --> 01:19:18.860
We need him to be angrier.

01:19:18.860 --> 01:19:19.860
Now he's Eugene Levy.

01:19:19.860 --> 01:19:20.860
Yo!

01:19:20.860 --> 01:19:24.460
You can make Eugene Levy just by using like the thickest eyebrows you can get and then

01:19:24.460 --> 01:19:25.960
putting them right over his eyes.

01:19:25.960 --> 01:19:28.460
Okay, anyway.

01:19:28.460 --> 01:19:39.260
Wait, this, to me, this is Polly Walnuts.

01:19:39.260 --> 01:19:43.180
And then that, I think that's pretty fucking good right there.

01:19:43.180 --> 01:19:49.220
Now don't worry about the eyes too much because we'll adjust the position later

01:19:51.420 --> 01:19:57.520
Guys, I think we might already be like stop drilling you hit oil

01:20:00.420 --> 01:20:05.860
Move them a little just that's a poly wall nuts man. I

01:20:05.860 --> 01:20:14.020
I do think I think you got to go one lower and I think we bring the eyebrows one

01:20:14.020 --> 01:20:25.260
lower I don't know what you want me to say

01:20:28.140 --> 01:20:34.780
more tan I will say the more Polly he became the more I'm like he does need to

01:20:34.780 --> 01:20:38.580
be a little bit more tan now he's a little tired he's kind of yeah there you

01:20:38.580 --> 01:20:43.860
go he's sick of this shit Holly's a little fucking sick of I mean honestly

01:20:43.860 --> 01:20:49.700
there's times he's sick of what there's times he's sick of the type of shit that

01:20:49.700 --> 01:20:55.300
Tony's been on oh that's way too angry I don't mind he does have a little

01:20:55.300 --> 01:21:03.580
twinkle in his eye though he's got he's got a certain joie de vivre and then

01:21:03.580 --> 01:21:10.580
Just hand them up just a little bit.

01:21:10.580 --> 01:21:15.580
No, man, not that one.

01:21:15.580 --> 01:21:19.580
Not that one.

01:21:19.580 --> 01:21:25.580
I think that's it.

01:21:25.580 --> 01:21:32.580
I think that's Polly Walnuts, man.

01:21:32.580 --> 01:21:36.780
I will say, you might be on to something with the eyes.

01:21:36.780 --> 01:21:38.660
It's possible the eyes need to be one.

01:21:38.660 --> 01:21:41.620
I'm going to say that looks better.

01:21:41.620 --> 01:21:45.780
But then now I'm like, now it's death by a thousand cuts.

01:21:45.780 --> 01:21:50.100
Because now I'm like, I want to shrink the eyebrows just a little.

01:21:50.100 --> 01:21:54.220
And I want to bring them closer together, I want to bring them up one.

01:21:54.220 --> 01:21:55.660
But now he's surprised again.

01:21:55.660 --> 01:21:57.420
So now I bring it back down here.

01:21:57.420 --> 01:22:00.420
So now I'm rotating it like this and I'm moving it up one.

01:22:00.420 --> 01:22:09.180
that's not right because it needs to be new up now he's sad that's still really

01:22:09.180 --> 01:22:14.020
good I think I think this is this is the best poly walnuts we've had so far now

01:22:14.020 --> 01:22:20.860
there's a few extra quirks to bring it together okay what have I done I pressed

01:22:20.860 --> 01:22:34.120
the undo button. What's wrong with my poly, bro? Eyebrows need to be one down. That's

01:22:34.120 --> 01:22:45.860
right, okay. Filter is one above tab on bottom left, second tab up, holy shit. Okay, that

01:22:45.860 --> 01:22:49.860
Unfortunately, it looks way too much like a Hitler mustache.

01:22:55.360 --> 01:22:56.860
And no matter what you do,

01:22:58.160 --> 01:22:59.360
no matter what you do,

01:23:03.860 --> 01:23:05.860
it seems to be getting more...

01:23:07.360 --> 01:23:09.860
more and more pitlery, I think.

01:23:12.860 --> 01:23:14.860
I think this is not necessary.

01:23:15.860 --> 01:23:17.860
I do think that he needs a chin.

01:23:20.420 --> 01:23:26.020
Polly Walnut definitely has a chin, but it's this chin right here, and it's lower,

01:23:28.660 --> 01:23:34.100
and it's bigger. Okay, about the jowls.

01:23:36.980 --> 01:23:42.420
Can you have two? You can only have one. I think we have to paint the rest on.

01:23:42.420 --> 01:23:46.900
I think this is good enough, man.

01:23:46.900 --> 01:23:53.860
I don't think I'm the type of beast to hand paint some jowls on.

01:23:53.860 --> 01:23:58.180
I think this is really good.

01:23:58.180 --> 01:24:06.820
I think without a doubt, the point of a me for me is not to be 100%.

01:24:06.820 --> 01:24:07.980
It's like a caricature.

01:24:07.980 --> 01:24:10.740
It's not to be like, wow, that looks so much like Madonna.

01:24:10.740 --> 01:24:13.420
It's supposed to be like, I can tell that's Madonna.

01:24:19.420 --> 01:24:20.260
I love it.

01:24:20.260 --> 01:24:22.220
I'm content to send it as is.

01:24:24.540 --> 01:24:27.200
I do think the fella might need some ears,

01:24:28.380 --> 01:24:30.580
which I guess would be in the ears section.

01:24:35.180 --> 01:24:37.220
Now, the ears have to,

01:24:37.220 --> 01:24:39.020
I mean, he's a very well-groomed individual.

01:24:39.020 --> 01:24:43.700
The ears have to be up here with the hair.

01:24:43.700 --> 01:24:46.700
It's kind of part and parcel with the whole mafia thing,

01:24:46.700 --> 01:24:49.860
is that they care about their appearance.

01:24:56.860 --> 01:24:59.700
I think that's it, man.

01:24:59.700 --> 01:25:01.580
They need to be far back on his head.

01:25:01.580 --> 01:25:07.660
That, I'm not sure you have 100% ability to deal with.

01:25:07.660 --> 01:25:14.500
I don't know if you have the ability to pin them back, but you know, let's give like the

01:25:14.500 --> 01:25:18.860
let's use some restraint when it comes to the years.

01:25:18.860 --> 01:25:19.860
I think that's perfect.

01:25:19.860 --> 01:25:28.940
It does look like RFK bro, I don't know if this is ages to say this, but like all men

01:25:28.940 --> 01:25:32.700
when they're born basically look the same and then if you're blessed enough to make

01:25:32.700 --> 01:25:35.500
it to like 80 years old, all men look the same.

01:25:35.500 --> 01:25:42.860
like pretty much like in middle-age there's like myriad types of men there's like tens of thousands

01:25:42.860 --> 01:25:50.300
of archetypes of middle-age men there's like five male babies and like two male octogenarians

01:25:50.300 --> 01:25:55.500
like that's it it's just how it goes man they spread out and then they narrow at the end much

01:25:55.500 --> 01:26:02.140
like the the narrative path of a telltale game you start it roughly the same spot your choices

01:26:02.140 --> 01:26:09.140
matter, just kidding.

01:26:09.140 --> 01:26:13.140
Nah man, you're good to go.

01:26:13.140 --> 01:26:16.140
I feel like Pauli Walnuts.

01:26:16.140 --> 01:26:18.140
Listen, I'm just going to say something.

01:26:18.140 --> 01:26:22.140
There's no shot he's as tall as a professional athlete.

01:26:22.140 --> 01:26:24.140
I'm going to make him a little bit shorter than

01:26:24.140 --> 01:26:25.140
Conor McBaven.

01:26:25.140 --> 01:26:28.140
And I mean he's been eating the mortadella,

01:26:28.140 --> 01:26:29.140
the gabagoola stuff.

01:26:29.140 --> 01:26:31.140
Probably his doctor's a little bit concerned about his

01:26:31.140 --> 01:26:33.220
concerned about his cholesterol.

01:26:33.220 --> 01:26:36.400
But I mean like this, that's like Tony.

01:26:36.400 --> 01:26:38.500
So let's start at Tony.

01:26:38.500 --> 01:26:40.900
And from Tony, you would probably pull it back,

01:26:42.860 --> 01:26:43.700
maybe like here.

01:26:47.740 --> 01:26:49.300
And the me's name is

01:26:51.220 --> 01:26:52.100
Pauly Walnuts.

01:26:52.100 --> 01:26:54.100
Oh my God, we could put him in a track suit.

01:26:54.100 --> 01:26:55.620
Oh, but I haven't, I like the track suit yet.

01:26:55.620 --> 01:26:57.660
But oh my God, if I could, I like the track suit.

01:26:57.660 --> 01:26:58.500
Oh my God.

01:26:59.860 --> 01:27:00.700
Pauly.

01:27:01.140 --> 01:27:11.140
He's kind of muscular. No doubt Polly Walnuts is the type of old guy that like goes to the gym and does like bicep curls and bench presses, but

01:27:11.140 --> 01:27:21.140
definitely he definitely never does any leg exercises but but he's still he's he's husky and he's strong.

01:27:21.140 --> 01:27:26.820
Now, I'm gonna say that Paulie Walnuts was probably born in 2019.

01:27:26.820 --> 01:27:43.740
In the year 2000, I'm gonna say he was 60, which would mean that he was born in 1940.

01:27:43.740 --> 01:27:44.740
Whatever, bro.

01:27:44.740 --> 01:27:45.740
B-8 and 60.

01:27:45.740 --> 01:27:46.740
Well, you know what?

01:27:46.740 --> 01:27:50.060
Let's make him 60, then, because he was 60 biogenically in the show.

01:27:50.060 --> 01:27:51.560
or around 60 at least.

01:27:54.700 --> 01:27:57.080
My name is Paulie Walnuts.

01:27:57.080 --> 01:27:58.420
All right, I need your help on this one.

01:27:58.420 --> 01:27:59.940
It's nice to meet you.

01:27:59.940 --> 01:28:00.780
Today, it's nice to meet you.

01:28:00.780 --> 01:28:01.720
Paulie Walnuts be talking fairly quick.

01:28:01.720 --> 01:28:03.420
My name is Paulie Walnuts.

01:28:03.420 --> 01:28:05.620
They all, it's kind of like part of the show,

01:28:05.620 --> 01:28:06.460
is the pattern.

01:28:06.460 --> 01:28:09.100
Today is April 21st, 2026.

01:28:09.100 --> 01:28:11.820
So, how does this, my name is Paulie Walnuts.

01:28:11.820 --> 01:28:12.540
Okay, it's nice to meet you.

01:28:12.540 --> 01:28:14.460
My name is Paulie Walnuts.

01:28:14.460 --> 01:28:16.220
It's nice to meet you.

01:28:16.220 --> 01:28:19.380
Today is a, my name is Paulie Walnuts.

01:28:19.380 --> 01:28:20.320
It's nice to meet you.

01:28:20.320 --> 01:28:21.760
He did have a, he has a higher pitch.

01:28:21.760 --> 01:28:25.580
My name is, my name is Polly Walnuts.

01:28:25.580 --> 01:28:27.020
My name is Polly Walnuts.

01:28:27.020 --> 01:28:27.860
Okay.

01:28:27.860 --> 01:28:29.180
It's nice to meet you.

01:28:29.180 --> 01:28:31.580
Today is April 21st, 2026.

01:28:31.580 --> 01:28:33.460
My name is Polly Walnuts.

01:28:33.460 --> 01:28:35.140
It's nice to meet you.

01:28:35.140 --> 01:28:38.380
Today is April 21st, 2026.

01:28:38.380 --> 01:28:40.420
So, how does this voice sound?

01:28:40.420 --> 01:28:41.260
That's not bad.

01:28:41.260 --> 01:28:43.100
My name is Polly Walnuts.

01:28:43.100 --> 01:28:44.780
It's nice to meet you.

01:28:44.780 --> 01:28:46.140
Today is April 21st.

01:28:46.140 --> 01:28:48.660
And then they'd be talking a little bit less inquisitive.

01:28:48.660 --> 01:28:54.260
They almost, the La Cosa Nostra almost never ends a sentence with an up top.

01:28:54.260 --> 01:29:02.260
Today is April 21st, 2020. My name is Polly Walnuts. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 21st, 2026.

01:29:02.260 --> 01:29:08.740
So, my name, my name is Polly Walnuts. It's nice to meet you. My name is Polly Walnuts.

01:29:08.740 --> 01:29:15.380
It's nice to meet you. Today is April 21st, 2026. So, how does this voice sound?

01:29:45.380 --> 01:29:52.340
It's nice to meet you. Today is April 21st, 2026. So, how does this voice sound?

01:29:52.340 --> 01:29:55.780
We gotta raise it now. My name is Polywanuts. My name is Polywanuts.

01:29:56.820 --> 01:30:02.820
My name is Polywanuts. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 21st, 2026.

01:30:04.100 --> 01:30:10.100
My name is Polywanuts. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 21st, 2026.

01:30:10.100 --> 01:30:13.980
So, how does this voice sound?

01:30:13.980 --> 01:30:15.860
My name is Polly Walnuts.

01:30:15.860 --> 01:30:16.860
It's nice to meet you.

01:30:16.860 --> 01:30:18.460
We're getting into the rain.

01:30:18.460 --> 01:30:20.900
It's never going to sound exactly like Polly Walnuts.

01:30:20.900 --> 01:30:23.660
So, how does this voice sound?

01:30:23.660 --> 01:30:25.100
My name is Polly Walnuts.

01:30:25.100 --> 01:30:26.980
My name is Polly Walnuts.

01:30:26.980 --> 01:30:29.060
My name is Polly Walnuts.

01:30:29.060 --> 01:30:31.380
My name is Polly Walnuts.

01:30:31.380 --> 01:30:33.300
My name is Polly Walnuts.

01:30:33.300 --> 01:30:34.860
It's nice to meet you.

01:30:34.860 --> 01:30:36.500
Today is April 21st.

01:30:36.500 --> 01:30:38.780
I just clocked the fact that it said,

01:30:38.780 --> 01:30:40.780
My name is Polly Walnuts, which is...

01:30:40.780 --> 01:30:42.780
It's so surreal.

01:30:44.780 --> 01:30:46.780
Today is April 21st, 2026

01:30:46.780 --> 01:30:48.780
My name is Polly Walnuts

01:30:48.780 --> 01:30:49.780
It's not...

01:30:49.780 --> 01:30:51.780
My name is Polly Walnuts

01:30:51.780 --> 01:30:53.780
It's nice to meet you

01:30:53.780 --> 01:30:55.780
Today is April 21st, 21st...

01:30:55.780 --> 01:30:58.780
I hear him! I hear the spirit of Polly Walnuts in that sound.

01:30:59.780 --> 01:31:01.780
My name is Polly Walnuts

01:31:01.780 --> 01:31:03.780
It's nice to meet you

01:31:03.780 --> 01:31:06.780
Today is April 21st, 2026

01:31:06.780 --> 01:31:07.780
Bring me up to the pitch.

01:31:07.780 --> 01:31:14.020
voice my name is Polly Walnuts it's nice to meet you today my name is Polly Walnuts

01:31:14.020 --> 01:31:21.620
it's April 21st 2026 it's nice to meet you my name is Polly Walnuts he's not

01:31:21.620 --> 01:31:26.900
related to anybody else on the island his movement I mean he's pretty quick for

01:31:26.900 --> 01:31:34.380
an old guy his speech is honest and it got him into a lot of trouble just

01:31:34.380 --> 01:31:39.960
remember the type of stuff that he was saying about Ginny, right? His mouth was

01:31:39.960 --> 01:31:50.240
moving a little faster than his brain. And then I would say his energy, I mean

01:31:50.240 --> 01:31:54.560
it's pretty pretty consistent. But I'd say you know what you see is what you get

01:31:54.560 --> 01:32:02.920
with polywet poly walnuts. Polywet. Is he serious or chill? Poly walnuts

01:32:02.920 --> 01:32:12.200
It's definitely more on the side of Sirius and is he quirky or normal?

01:32:12.200 --> 01:32:14.680
I'm going to go ahead and say it, it takes one to know one.

01:32:14.680 --> 01:32:21.600
I think poly walnuts might be undiagnosed neurotypical or neuroatypical.

01:32:21.600 --> 01:32:26.800
I think poly walnuts was literally neurodivergent and a minor.

01:32:26.800 --> 01:32:30.520
I'm going to give him light orange on the court scale.

01:32:36.520 --> 01:32:39.240
He's a maverick, a determined self-starter.

01:32:39.240 --> 01:32:41.800
Quick to execute plans.

01:32:41.800 --> 01:32:43.360
Put some premium on results.

01:32:43.360 --> 01:32:45.600
Buddy, that's Polly Walnuts.

01:32:45.600 --> 01:32:49.720
That's him right there, man.

01:33:19.720 --> 01:33:26.200
by feeding this dude lasagna what the fuck are we even doing here man he's gonna go crazy for it

01:33:27.400 --> 01:33:32.520
it's gonna go insane for this he allows it

01:33:39.880 --> 01:33:44.840
you literally made suburbia it really makes you think i did not make suburbia bro i made a

01:33:44.840 --> 01:33:51.840
housing district surrounded by like walkable parks and retail. Like I'd look at my reddit

01:33:51.840 --> 01:33:56.760
urbanist bro it pisses me off. Why is there no mixed use like retail on the bottom apartments

01:33:56.760 --> 01:34:01.560
on top because they don't have that shit in the fucking game bro. What do you want me

01:34:01.560 --> 01:34:07.040
to do? House store, house store, house store, house store. Now all of a sudden Connor

01:34:07.040 --> 01:34:11.400
McDavid and Paulie Walnuts have to walk all the way across the fucking island just

01:34:11.400 --> 01:34:16.020
to buy groceries. You put all the houses close together and you put them close to a grocery

01:34:16.020 --> 01:34:20.560
store. It's called the fucking district! This is called the housing density! This is what

01:34:20.560 --> 01:34:29.920
you want! One second, Amy Blue's freaking out. I kind of want to see what Austin Powers

01:34:29.920 --> 01:34:37.000
has to say about Amy Blue. And not just because he always calls her Amy Blue Me.

01:34:37.000 --> 01:34:40.680
You're doing okay.

01:34:40.680 --> 01:34:42.680
Please help.

01:34:42.680 --> 01:34:44.180
Please help.

01:34:44.180 --> 01:34:46.180
So first I do this.

01:34:46.180 --> 01:34:47.680
Then this.

01:34:47.680 --> 01:34:53.880
Oh, I think you're onto something.

01:34:53.880 --> 01:34:55.600
They're great friends, man.

01:34:55.600 --> 01:34:59.160
I'm so glad you're alright.

01:34:59.160 --> 01:35:01.440
That sort of thing is my bag, baby.

01:35:01.440 --> 01:35:02.440
Damn!

01:35:02.440 --> 01:35:04.080
Best for one-sided best friends.

01:35:04.080 --> 01:35:05.920
Thanks for your help there.

01:35:05.920 --> 01:35:09.800
I feel like Amy blew me, and I get along a little better now.

01:35:10.360 --> 01:35:12.360
It's a little things in life, man.

01:35:16.440 --> 01:35:18.320
This is not rural Canada, bro.

01:35:18.320 --> 01:35:23.680
Do you see a bunch of people in baseball hats taking their wives out for anniversary dinners of Austin Pizza?

01:35:23.680 --> 01:35:25.680
Be so fucking for real right now.

01:35:26.240 --> 01:35:29.720
Hey, Austin Powers is full of catchphrases, man.

01:35:29.720 --> 01:35:30.720
Um...

01:35:30.720 --> 01:35:43.760
When he's angry, he says, actually, you know what, we have a catchphrase, we have a yeah

01:35:43.760 --> 01:35:46.160
baby catchphrase, when happy, oh behave.

01:35:46.160 --> 01:35:52.580
He does have to say shagged that one.

01:35:52.580 --> 01:35:54.080
He can have more than one catchphrase.

01:35:54.080 --> 01:35:58.520
That's kind of like the premise of the movie.

01:35:58.520 --> 01:36:02.940
I was gonna have him say ouch baby but it's a little oh my god we should put Charlie from

01:36:02.940 --> 01:36:06.280
Charlie bit my finger.

01:36:06.280 --> 01:36:07.280
That's Shagalic.

01:36:07.280 --> 01:36:08.280
Shag.

01:36:08.280 --> 01:36:09.280
Uh.

01:36:09.280 --> 01:36:10.280
Bellic.

01:36:10.280 --> 01:36:11.280
Shagalic.

01:36:11.280 --> 01:36:12.280
Shagalic.

01:36:12.280 --> 01:36:25.280
No that's like what British people are trying to do at comic book conventions.

01:36:25.280 --> 01:36:27.280
Shag.

01:36:27.280 --> 01:36:31.280
Uh, Dell.

01:36:31.280 --> 01:36:33.280
Pick.

01:36:33.280 --> 01:36:35.280
Cynthia.

01:36:35.280 --> 01:36:39.280
Jesus died for our Cynthia's.

01:36:39.280 --> 01:36:41.280
Shag and Dellick.

01:36:41.280 --> 01:36:43.280
Slam poetry.

01:36:43.280 --> 01:36:45.280
Strong opinions.

01:36:45.280 --> 01:36:47.280
What does he say?

01:36:47.280 --> 01:36:49.280
Shag and Dellick.

01:36:49.280 --> 01:36:51.280
Shag and Dellick.

01:36:51.280 --> 01:36:53.280
Shag and Dellick.

01:36:53.280 --> 01:36:55.280
What does he say?

01:36:58.760 --> 01:37:00.760
Strong points of view

01:37:03.760 --> 01:37:09.560
Yelling things Julia Roberts Julia Rob hurts

01:37:15.440 --> 01:37:19.180
Hey, I know we got some pressing issues here with like Bob Dylan and so forth

01:37:19.200 --> 01:37:22.760
But at the very least first we need to get Paulie Walnut set up, bro

01:37:23.280 --> 01:37:25.800
Like bro is literally just I don't think I got enough sleep

01:37:27.880 --> 01:37:32.400
This is the type of shit you be saying man, um, it's him. Good morning

01:37:34.680 --> 01:37:41.240
YouTube step one you need some fucking clothes. I don't think I have a tracksuit yet

01:37:41.240 --> 01:37:51.800
We have a cargo shorts outfit, very not poly walnuts.

01:37:51.800 --> 01:37:57.440
That's a little poly walnuts at Green Grove, but with no tracksuit, I think we just got

01:37:57.440 --> 01:38:09.280
to put them in like the classic La Cosa no-struck fit for now.

01:38:09.280 --> 01:38:22.540
Bro, I'll get you your tracksuit, just fuckin' chill.

01:38:22.540 --> 01:38:28.500
And then, I think I hate when I buy them clothes, man.

01:38:28.500 --> 01:38:37.220
Your entire room needs to change, and the polywalled house vibe.

01:38:37.220 --> 01:38:40.520
I mean, I think it's gotta be antique set, man.

01:38:40.520 --> 01:38:42.860
Although the whole point of this is that they're like,

01:38:42.860 --> 01:38:46.220
in the Sopranos, they're kind of living like college bachelors.

01:38:46.220 --> 01:38:47.820
So it's a little bit more like,

01:38:49.540 --> 01:38:51.980
maybe honeycomb set or something like that.

01:38:54.380 --> 01:38:56.020
I think an antique set kind of,

01:38:56.020 --> 01:38:59.660
it's giving like Costa Nostra Clubhouse vibes.

01:38:59.660 --> 01:39:08.100
This shit looks like greengrove bro.

01:39:08.100 --> 01:39:18.340
Oh my god you're so nice, he needs a chain.

01:39:18.340 --> 01:39:36.940
As far as 70-year-old Cecilia Mengo, he might as well have just done the pog face, he loves

01:39:36.940 --> 01:39:37.940
it.

01:39:37.940 --> 01:39:39.940
Yeah, this is different.

01:39:39.940 --> 01:39:41.940
Thank you.

01:39:41.940 --> 01:39:51.940
Oh my god, you would fucking love a pro-fideral though.

01:39:51.940 --> 01:39:56.460
Fried not fried plantains, they're gonna have him killed if they see him eating fried

01:39:56.460 --> 01:40:06.740
plantains.

01:40:06.740 --> 01:40:12.980
need this shit right here. $16 gold chain. Actually wait, a

01:40:12.980 --> 01:40:17.820
boutonnier might go fucking crazy as well, but

01:40:22.460 --> 01:40:27.780
this is fucked up man. Can we?

01:40:27.900 --> 01:40:34.420
Whatever it'll do for now. It looks horrible, man. It looks fucking

01:40:34.420 --> 01:40:36.420
Awful

01:40:39.300 --> 01:40:44.980
Or we could try going to pass the time everybody must get stoned

01:40:49.140 --> 01:40:53.500
I forgot I made him say everybody must get stoned at the end of the sentence

01:41:04.420 --> 01:41:13.140
You get three shots right Bob get out of the way man

01:41:13.140 --> 01:41:22.700
Oh my god I got two more rolls left okay it's so doable

01:41:22.700 --> 01:41:36.380
I don't know man they put up like defense they got defense for Richie Tannenbaum.

01:41:36.380 --> 01:41:39.020
Oh they're mine he got blown out man.

01:41:39.020 --> 01:41:40.020
Great job.

01:41:40.020 --> 01:41:45.380
The pin action is really bad.

01:41:45.380 --> 01:41:46.380
Congratulations.

01:41:46.380 --> 01:41:47.380
You won.

01:41:47.380 --> 01:41:51.260
You're at the back of the set on the fountain.

01:41:51.260 --> 01:42:01.380
How is this a Martian rock?

01:42:01.380 --> 01:42:03.980
A rock from fucking Mars, man?

01:42:03.980 --> 01:42:05.980
Shun guy!

01:42:05.980 --> 01:42:10.940
Um, care for a round of pixel quiz?

01:42:10.940 --> 01:42:16.900
That's gotta go into La Casa for sure.

01:42:16.900 --> 01:42:20.380
Here's your first pixelated item.

01:42:20.380 --> 01:42:21.380
What do you think it is?

01:42:21.380 --> 01:42:24.220
That's a diamond.

01:42:24.220 --> 01:42:25.220
The answer is...

01:42:25.220 --> 01:42:26.220
Pixel quiz is nightmarish though.

01:42:26.220 --> 01:42:31.380
By the time you get to the end of pixel quiz, it's like you get a two pixel sample of

01:42:31.380 --> 01:42:33.380
something.

01:42:33.380 --> 01:42:34.380
What do you think it is?

01:42:34.380 --> 01:42:35.380
Like a tree?

01:42:35.380 --> 01:42:37.940
That's a jellyfish.

01:42:37.940 --> 01:42:38.940
The answer is...

01:42:38.940 --> 01:42:39.940
Jellyfish.

01:42:39.940 --> 01:42:40.940
Okay.

01:42:40.940 --> 01:42:47.580
And finally, the last pixelated item.

01:42:47.580 --> 01:42:49.020
What do you think it is?

01:42:49.020 --> 01:43:01.860
full of oatmeal, porridge, oooohhh imagine that's fucking crazy, we actually, dude a great

01:43:01.860 --> 01:43:06.140
job on the pixel art that we could tell what it was from just having like 12 pixels but

01:43:06.140 --> 01:43:15.820
holy shit, congratulations you won, time for your ride

01:43:15.820 --> 01:43:18.320
I'm going back to the middle box, man.

01:43:18.320 --> 01:43:19.820
Yo, Tomodachi Life?

01:43:22.320 --> 01:43:23.820
You received an adventure game.

01:43:30.820 --> 01:43:31.820
Um.

01:43:31.820 --> 01:43:32.820
Um.

01:43:32.820 --> 01:43:33.820
Good morning.

01:43:33.820 --> 01:43:35.820
What's on your mind, Richie? Don't answer that.

01:43:35.820 --> 01:43:37.820
I want some clothes that make me look pl-

01:43:37.820 --> 01:43:40.820
I'm sorry, brother. You look great how you are.

01:43:40.820 --> 01:43:41.820
Oh.

01:43:45.820 --> 01:43:47.820
I think we're in the basement.

01:43:51.820 --> 01:43:53.820
Fuck you.

01:43:54.820 --> 01:43:57.820
You know what, Richie? I actually have something I think you would really like.

01:44:01.820 --> 01:44:03.820
I think you should hold on to this.

01:44:03.820 --> 01:44:06.820
Wow, he literally said I don't deserve it. Fuck you.

01:44:06.820 --> 01:44:08.820
Alright.

01:44:12.820 --> 01:44:13.820
Connor?

01:44:13.820 --> 01:44:17.820
Connor, I got the fucking Art Ross for you, bro. You earned it.

01:44:17.820 --> 01:44:20.820
Something on your mind.

01:44:23.820 --> 01:44:27.820
Here you go, bro. The William Jennings trophy for high-safety percent.

01:44:27.820 --> 01:44:30.820
What they don't give off, they're too competitive, bro.

01:44:30.820 --> 01:44:38.820
They won't accept the set. They're, they're, that's just, when you win the conference finals, you don't touch the trophy, because it jinxes you for the Stanley Cup.

01:44:38.820 --> 01:44:40.820
I think you...

01:44:40.820 --> 01:44:53.260
wait that's too real now if we'll take it

01:44:53.260 --> 01:45:01.420
um good morning I'm Ron Burgundy

01:45:03.420 --> 01:45:09.180
I think you should they're not fucking with me at all man you know what though

01:45:09.180 --> 01:45:16.620
you got room for dessert yum yes he I think this is going to be number one bro

01:45:20.620 --> 01:45:22.380
nope he merely tolerates it

01:45:26.220 --> 01:45:27.740
I'm mouse leveled up

01:45:31.820 --> 01:45:36.540
he has an expression when he's angry he says eat my cornhole

01:45:36.540 --> 01:45:40.140
We haven't given him like a greeting yet.

01:45:40.140 --> 01:45:47.540
We haven't given him much of a personality, to be honest.

01:45:47.540 --> 01:45:48.540
How does mouth walk?

01:45:48.540 --> 01:45:56.180
I don't know what to tell you, just kind of walks.

01:45:56.180 --> 01:46:01.020
How does he stand?

01:46:01.020 --> 01:46:05.020
Sometimes he do be standing moving to the rhythm, to be honest with you.

01:46:08.020 --> 01:46:10.020
Nah, not that.

01:46:11.020 --> 01:46:15.020
Not that. He do be doodling this from time to time.

01:46:19.020 --> 01:46:23.020
That ain't doodling so real, Polly Walnuts be wiping this sweat.

01:46:23.020 --> 01:46:27.020
Yes, man! The whole island's coming together.

01:46:27.020 --> 01:46:29.020
More like myself.

01:46:30.020 --> 01:46:32.020
Have you only been by myself?

01:46:33.020 --> 01:46:35.520
Aw, shit, he's going through it, man. But he got up there.

01:46:35.520 --> 01:46:37.020
Be clear, my mind.

01:46:40.520 --> 01:46:41.520
That was easy.

01:46:43.020 --> 01:46:44.020
You...

01:46:44.020 --> 01:46:46.020
I feel so much better now.

01:46:46.020 --> 01:46:47.020
One marble.

01:46:48.020 --> 01:46:49.020
Enjoy your marble.

01:46:57.020 --> 01:47:04.020
We got to start introducing Polly Walnuts to some individuals, man.

01:47:04.020 --> 01:47:06.540
He loves, so I wasn't making it up.

01:47:06.540 --> 01:47:10.540
He fucking loves looking at toilet paper.

01:47:10.540 --> 01:47:11.540
He goes crazy for it.

01:47:11.540 --> 01:47:13.460
My room could use a new vibe.

01:47:13.460 --> 01:47:15.220
No, it looks great as is.

01:47:15.220 --> 01:47:19.180
I'm sorry to tell you.

01:47:19.180 --> 01:47:23.500
Your room's vibe is actually like, it doesn't, if it could get better than this, I would

01:47:23.500 --> 01:47:26.540
do it, but it literally doesn't get better than this.

01:47:26.540 --> 01:47:38.100
I mean, I feel like you're a detective, bro.

01:47:38.100 --> 01:47:39.740
You could use that.

01:47:39.740 --> 01:47:41.740
Oh, fucker.

01:47:41.740 --> 01:47:56.340
I drive a hard bargain, bro, ten minutes till the shop refreshes.

01:47:56.340 --> 01:48:07.460
He needs a box of tissues bro Austin Powers always he's all about internal

01:48:07.460 --> 01:48:11.580
pump shots that's all I'm gonna say I'm gonna use a euphemism he doesn't need

01:48:11.580 --> 01:48:20.700
tissues he comes inside it's the 60s I'm I'm I'm sort of think you guys don't

01:48:20.700 --> 01:48:23.340
know shit about Austin Powers if you think he needs tissues because he's

01:48:23.340 --> 01:48:25.340
He's jerking off all the time

01:48:26.780 --> 01:48:29.460
That's like the one thing that isn't his bag, baby

01:48:31.220 --> 01:48:36.560
Okay, they're 100% we need the dilapidated separate chat. This is something that's been on the to-do list for a long time

01:48:39.700 --> 01:48:43.580
If you have an issue here's a tissue that's Nigel powers

01:48:44.300 --> 01:48:50.820
Nigel powers says if if you have an issue here's a tissue. That's not Austin. That's Austin's dad

01:48:53.340 --> 01:49:03.780
in the second movie don't troll me that's obviously from goldman this is

01:49:03.780 --> 01:49:09.760
fucking perfect man you're gonna love it is the best part the suit in this

01:49:09.760 --> 01:49:12.900
room is so real

01:49:14.640 --> 01:49:21.420
they love it from 22 John Street I told you my parents have been doing some

01:49:21.420 --> 01:49:26.660
home renovations they had a plumber come over and my mom was telling me that

01:49:26.660 --> 01:49:30.900
every once in a while I swear this story is true every once in a while the

01:49:30.900 --> 01:49:36.900
plumber will chuckle to himself and then just go that's so crazy my name is Jeff

01:49:36.900 --> 01:49:44.540
12 years after the release of 22 Jump Street is still living rent-free in

01:49:44.540 --> 01:49:48.140
people's minds, like making them laugh out of nowhere.

01:49:54.640 --> 01:49:58.640
I've been practicing telekinesis, and I think I'm starting to get better at it.

01:49:58.640 --> 01:49:59.140
Real shit.

01:49:59.140 --> 01:50:01.140
I haven't made much progress in it lately.

01:50:01.140 --> 01:50:04.140
I've been getting pretty okay at pyrokinesis.

01:50:04.140 --> 01:50:06.640
Things you don't want your five-year-old to say?

01:50:06.640 --> 01:50:07.140
Apparently.

01:50:07.140 --> 01:50:09.640
That's very dangerous for the lecasa.

01:50:09.640 --> 01:50:11.640
I wonder what they chat about.

01:50:11.640 --> 01:50:13.640
I bet I know what they chat about.

01:50:13.640 --> 01:50:15.640
They probably talked about being famous.

01:50:18.440 --> 01:50:19.940
So I heard that Bob Dylan...

01:50:20.240 --> 01:50:22.040
Uh, never mind.

01:50:22.640 --> 01:50:24.040
Forget I said anything.

01:50:24.640 --> 01:50:26.140
But you didn't say anything?

01:50:26.640 --> 01:50:27.640
Ditch the deets.

01:50:28.640 --> 01:50:29.940
Spill the tea on Bob.

01:50:30.140 --> 01:50:31.440
Oh, you know what?

01:50:31.440 --> 01:50:32.940
Spill the tea on Bob!

01:50:33.140 --> 01:50:35.740
Oh, I forgot what I was gonna say.

01:50:36.340 --> 01:50:37.640
It was important too.

01:50:38.140 --> 01:50:38.840
I think...

01:50:39.340 --> 01:50:41.340
Uh, you feeling okay?

01:50:41.440 --> 01:50:41.940
But...

01:50:41.940 --> 01:50:44.940
Memory is the first thing to go with age.

01:50:46.940 --> 01:50:48.940
Nothing more to...

01:50:51.940 --> 01:50:53.940
Well, that was an interesting little vignette.

01:50:57.940 --> 01:50:59.940
How you doing, Bob? What are you up to?

01:51:00.940 --> 01:51:02.940
He's so... he's... you know what?

01:51:03.940 --> 01:51:07.940
He's a... a whistle-in or wandering, walking down the road.

01:51:11.940 --> 01:51:15.940
That gives me a... that gives me an idea for a song.

01:51:15.940 --> 01:51:18.940
Pistol shots ring out in a bar room night.

01:51:18.940 --> 01:51:20.940
Um...

01:51:25.940 --> 01:51:28.940
We need some more women so we can get romantic drama.

01:51:29.940 --> 01:51:32.940
Oh, so that's all women are good for is being love interests?

01:51:34.940 --> 01:51:35.940
Little fucked up to say that.

01:51:35.940 --> 01:51:39.940
Yeah, I've been waiting like an hour and a half to counter the misogynistic take

01:51:39.940 --> 01:51:44.100
for you to write exactly the perfect bait message for me to respond to.

01:51:44.100 --> 01:51:47.460
Who'd just make everyone gay?

01:51:47.460 --> 01:51:50.820
Did someone just call my name?

01:51:50.820 --> 01:51:57.380
Oh man, he's seeing ghosts. He's seeing the ghost of Matthew Kachuk.

01:51:57.380 --> 01:52:02.420
Let's see what we're up to, man. Let's see. I mean we could always make another me too.

01:52:02.420 --> 01:52:06.420
We still only got 12 people on the damn island.

01:52:06.420 --> 01:52:15.920
But we also, we have to, we have to get them to meet each other, but what the fuck do you think Richie Tinnabom and Polly Walnuts will get up together, man?

01:52:16.920 --> 01:52:17.420
Yo!

01:52:19.420 --> 01:52:25.420
Um, hello. It's nice to meet you. My name is Richie Tinnabom.

01:52:25.920 --> 01:52:28.920
Hello there, Richie Tinnabom. I'm known as Polly Walnuts.

01:52:28.920 --> 01:52:44.760
This should be getting along, yeah, let's see how this could go wrong.

01:52:44.760 --> 01:52:47.760
Got to applaud the polywalnuts.

01:52:47.760 --> 01:52:53.720
It's just as soon as chat gave me the keys for the hair, like everything worked out

01:52:53.720 --> 01:52:54.720
man.

01:52:54.720 --> 01:52:58.880
I'm gonna go hang out with Amy Bloomy.

01:52:58.880 --> 01:53:04.320
Um, Connor McDavid, I also think you should, you know what, why don't you hang out with

01:53:04.320 --> 01:53:05.820
Kate a little bit?

01:53:05.820 --> 01:53:07.980
Kate's an OG on the island.

01:53:07.980 --> 01:53:17.120
You're standing a little close, like, from my personal pace at least, but...

01:53:17.120 --> 01:53:21.120
That's really good.

01:53:21.120 --> 01:53:32.680
playing jeopardy is so travel playing jeopardy travel you're gonna headbutter

01:53:32.680 --> 01:53:44.720
bro thanks for helping me and Kate get closer you're welcome man happy to lend

01:53:44.720 --> 01:53:54.720
I don't want to interrupt your conversation, but at the same time I really need to give

01:53:54.720 --> 01:54:11.200
you a deeper characterization and the only way we can do that is by feeding you dessert.

01:54:11.200 --> 01:54:18.680
professional athlete diet. The fitter rolls in Hawaiian entrees. Any chance, any chance

01:54:18.680 --> 01:54:22.200
you're ready to give me a level up?

01:54:29.200 --> 01:54:30.200
What's up, brother?

01:54:30.200 --> 01:54:35.200
Um, can I say something? Do you have a moment?

01:54:35.200 --> 01:54:36.200
Sure, what's up?

01:54:36.200 --> 01:54:39.200
I would just love it if there were a trash can right here.

01:54:39.200 --> 01:54:53.840
behind the office I'll help you out but just cuz it's free experience well

01:54:53.840 --> 01:54:55.840
That's a big improvement. Type shit

01:55:07.600 --> 01:55:09.600
Damn

01:55:13.440 --> 01:55:15.440
All right, now that he's not looking

01:55:18.840 --> 01:55:20.840
Not bad in storage

01:55:20.840 --> 01:55:24.440
with some trick shots in

01:55:24.440 --> 01:55:33.520
see mouth mouth you gotta get we should demolish this house

01:55:33.520 --> 01:55:37.880
he's spending too much time inside man we need to get out here and socialize

01:55:37.880 --> 01:55:43.400
like if you even met awesome you didn't get a chance to talk to Conor McDavid

01:55:43.400 --> 01:55:48.720
did you I think while you're already talking to someone now if you would

01:55:48.720 --> 01:55:51.720
Fuckin Vibe with Richie kind of money. Maybe they already met.

01:55:53.720 --> 01:55:56.720
I think Malph and Polly Walnuts certainly have not met though.

01:55:59.720 --> 01:56:01.720
Pardon me? Could I have a moment?

01:56:02.720 --> 01:56:06.720
My name is Malph. Hello there, Malph. I know this Polly Walnuts.

01:56:14.720 --> 01:56:17.720
Aw man, he's talking Polly's ear off about Shoggy.

01:56:18.720 --> 01:56:23.100
Yeah, T. It's kind of like a Chinese version of chess

01:56:24.940 --> 01:56:30.800
But get this T. The ponds can move backwards T. The ponds can move backwards

01:56:33.080 --> 01:56:37.940
Bro get up way Polly loves it or alternatively

01:56:38.740 --> 01:56:44.800
Are they getting mad as fuck or is it because they're sitting behind the ventilation of the

01:56:45.320 --> 01:56:47.320
vending machine man

01:56:48.720 --> 01:56:50.720
Maybe we can steam him, bro.

01:56:54.720 --> 01:56:55.720
The La Casa House.

01:56:55.720 --> 01:57:00.720
I'm kinda killing time, cause in two minutes this store will refresh with a new item.

01:57:00.720 --> 01:57:02.720
That's not corn flakes.

01:57:08.720 --> 01:57:10.720
Ha. Ha.

01:57:10.720 --> 01:57:12.720
Hey, what do you need?

01:57:13.720 --> 01:57:15.720
I wouldn't feed me too much, man.

01:57:15.720 --> 01:57:18.480
at the same time have I given you a

01:57:18.480 --> 01:57:21.200
pro-fiddle

01:57:21.200 --> 01:57:24.560
young it said 1130 wait are you fucking

01:57:24.560 --> 01:57:27.840
are you trolling me

01:57:45.720 --> 01:58:02.200
I think we should add trinity from the matrix.

01:58:02.200 --> 01:58:04.640
A lot of people, I'm sure there's a lot of neos out there.

01:58:04.640 --> 01:58:10.520
I'm sure there's a lot of morphiuses out there, but I think we should add trinity.

01:58:10.520 --> 01:58:13.520
What do you do for work?

01:58:13.520 --> 01:58:15.520
I want to be friends with chat.

01:58:16.520 --> 01:58:17.520
Great thinking.

01:58:17.520 --> 01:58:18.520
What should we talk about?

01:58:18.520 --> 01:58:19.520
What should you talk about with chat?

01:58:19.520 --> 01:58:20.520
Hmm...

01:58:21.520 --> 01:58:22.520
Let's see.

01:58:22.520 --> 01:58:23.520
What did you have in mind?

01:58:28.520 --> 01:58:31.520
No, they can't just talk about me all the time.

01:58:31.520 --> 01:58:34.520
What is Dan like to talk about with chat?

01:58:35.520 --> 01:58:37.520
You know what he likes to talk about?

01:58:37.520 --> 01:58:39.520
With chat?

01:58:39.520 --> 01:58:42.520
He likes to allude to streamer drama.

01:58:42.520 --> 01:58:50.160
He likes to allude to like some live stream fails type shit. He also loves he does love to talk about hopping into the discord

01:58:51.640 --> 01:58:53.640
But what about

01:58:54.600 --> 01:58:56.600
Other lingo I

01:58:57.840 --> 01:59:01.040
Don't think you should talk to chat about America. What did you have in mind?

01:59:01.760 --> 01:59:03.760
an activity

01:59:05.520 --> 01:59:07.840
Activity they should talk they should talk about is

01:59:12.520 --> 01:59:24.200
into the discord.

01:59:24.200 --> 01:59:25.200
It's gonna fit.

01:59:25.200 --> 01:59:26.200
Hey, Domo!

01:59:26.200 --> 01:59:32.200
Why would you walk across the screen, man?

01:59:32.200 --> 01:59:38.920
Hopping into the discussion?

01:59:38.920 --> 01:59:39.920
Hopping into the discord.

01:59:39.920 --> 01:59:40.920
Perfect.

01:59:40.920 --> 01:59:41.920
No nuts.

01:59:41.920 --> 01:59:44.240
I'll go talk to them about hopping into the discord

01:59:48.100 --> 01:59:50.100
When are we getting Pete Weber?

01:59:50.100 --> 01:59:55.260
I guess if you just gave Polly Walnut some sunglasses, that's pretty much Pete Weber right there

01:59:56.020 --> 01:59:58.020
Do you feel like talking about?

02:00:00.100 --> 02:00:02.100
Hopping into the discord

02:00:11.920 --> 02:00:12.720
He wants chat.

02:00:12.720 --> 02:00:14.720
It's not just because you're asking, but...

02:00:15.320 --> 02:00:16.020
I pick you.

02:00:16.020 --> 02:00:17.920
Great follow-up question, chat.

02:00:17.920 --> 02:00:18.420
Oh.

02:00:19.320 --> 02:00:19.920
Wow.

02:00:19.920 --> 02:00:21.120
In that case...

02:00:21.120 --> 02:00:25.420
I'm not looking for you in for hopping into the Discord LFKK.

02:00:29.620 --> 02:00:30.420
Very good.

02:00:33.620 --> 02:00:35.320
Oh my god, they're becoming best friends.

02:00:41.920 --> 02:00:44.400
What will be Chad's nickname?

02:00:44.400 --> 02:00:47.400
It's definitely Chad, and it's definitely Dan.

02:00:47.400 --> 02:00:51.520
I don't think you need to put any extra sauce on the nicknames for that one.

02:00:51.520 --> 02:00:54.160
Dan, I want to see some tasty streamers.

02:00:54.160 --> 02:00:56.320
Same tasty streamers, too.

02:00:56.320 --> 02:00:58.800
Oh, shit!

02:00:58.800 --> 02:01:03.520
It's 11.02 am.

02:01:03.520 --> 02:01:04.520
I'm Richie Tenenbaum.

02:01:04.520 --> 02:01:06.000
There's new shit in the store.

02:01:06.000 --> 02:01:10.680
We've just received some wonderful news.

02:01:10.680 --> 02:01:13.680
Richie, I don't want no! Richie, don't tell me your news!

02:01:13.680 --> 02:01:15.680
Many types of island lingo are now-

02:01:15.680 --> 02:01:16.680
Richie, don't say it!

02:01:16.680 --> 02:01:17.680
...a grand villa.

02:01:17.680 --> 02:01:21.680
Residents can't hide their joy, calling in with comments like,

02:01:21.680 --> 02:01:26.680
we never have to worry about running out of things to talk about with all these new things to say.

02:01:26.680 --> 02:01:31.680
In recognition of this, brother will be presented with a bronze speech bubble.

02:01:32.680 --> 02:01:34.680
Thanks for watching.

02:01:35.680 --> 02:01:38.680
I'm Richie Tenenbaum, and you're up to date.

02:01:40.680 --> 02:01:44.040
I bet it ten island lingo to my knees vocabulary

02:01:50.040 --> 02:01:54.520
Huge and then row it's still cornflakes. I think it is a little

02:01:55.640 --> 02:01:59.840
Roll not buying your cereal win the Stanley Cup them. We'll talk

02:02:07.400 --> 02:02:09.400
You see what Bob Dylan's dreaming about

02:02:10.680 --> 02:02:14.080
I'll eat it, I'll give it a fuck.

02:02:14.080 --> 02:02:37.880
It'll be my my pleasure to be honest with you.

02:02:37.880 --> 02:02:43.800
Oh, uh, what's up?

02:02:43.800 --> 02:02:46.800
Chat, watch this.

02:02:46.800 --> 02:02:47.800
Yum!

02:02:47.800 --> 02:02:56.720
Oh, he ate it, he ate it, man.

02:02:56.720 --> 02:02:58.200
You liked it!

02:02:58.200 --> 02:02:59.200
Ewww!

02:02:59.200 --> 02:03:03.360
Bro, that came off your fucking nose!

02:03:03.360 --> 02:03:09.000
You say your boogers bro that one dude in chat is gonna be fucking stoked right now

02:03:09.000 --> 02:03:15.960
I feel like Bob Dylan would really fucking buy with some buffalo wings. Yum. Oh shit

02:03:21.040 --> 02:03:23.480
No, he's okay with them

02:03:23.480 --> 02:03:38.640
Any chance you want, like, uh, I mean, this guy loves to yap.

02:03:38.640 --> 02:03:40.200
Any chance you want a bronze speech bubble?

02:03:40.200 --> 02:03:41.200
I think you should.

02:03:41.200 --> 02:03:42.200
You don't give a fuck, man.

02:03:42.200 --> 02:03:43.200
What was I doing, man?

02:03:43.200 --> 02:03:44.200
You all right, brother?

02:03:44.200 --> 02:03:49.200
What was I doing here?

02:03:49.200 --> 02:03:52.200
You alright brother?

02:03:52.200 --> 02:03:56.200
I'm Richie Tenenbaum, oh no man.

02:03:56.200 --> 02:04:00.200
Let a girl fell in love.

02:04:00.200 --> 02:04:03.200
I'll bring someone man.

02:04:03.200 --> 02:04:05.200
Um, I'll bring...

02:04:05.200 --> 02:04:09.200
Oh, what the fuck's wrong with Polly Walnuts man?

02:04:09.200 --> 02:04:12.200
Flick.

02:04:12.200 --> 02:04:18.760
I'm feeling all over the place right now even mobsters have mental health issues man

02:04:21.920 --> 02:04:25.440
Maybe like a little slice of pizza leave me out young

02:04:33.800 --> 02:04:35.800
You like to

02:04:35.800 --> 02:04:43.000
Okay, I realized another thing we should do for Polly Walnuts is only feed him Italian

02:04:43.000 --> 02:04:46.040
food.

02:04:46.040 --> 02:04:50.240
Every time I look at Polly Walnuts profile, I want to see three Italian foods on the

02:04:50.240 --> 02:04:51.240
left.

02:04:51.240 --> 02:04:59.520
He's almost leveled up.

02:04:59.520 --> 02:05:01.800
Obviously his expression is going to be, hey tea as well.

02:05:01.800 --> 02:05:05.000
Am I wrong to think that Polly Walnuts seems like the type of guy who could get

02:05:05.000 --> 02:05:07.000
really enamored with like a Martian Rock?

02:05:17.000 --> 02:05:20.000
I think he could go crazy for it. I think he might say some shit like,

02:05:20.000 --> 02:05:23.000
it's from the fucking moon, T.

02:05:23.000 --> 02:05:27.000
I gotta, he's got a Martian Rock from the fucking moon.

02:05:27.000 --> 02:05:50.600
I'm going to give it to him, put it in the La Pasa, so you can give it back then.

02:05:50.600 --> 02:05:57.600
Okay, you tacky ass. Enjoy a Hawaiian teaching.

02:05:57.600 --> 02:06:07.600
Yeah! I should have known!

02:06:07.600 --> 02:06:17.600
Of course. Now you...

02:06:17.600 --> 02:06:24.680
When you start a sentence, when greeting, you say,

02:06:24.680 --> 02:06:29.180
Heyty.

02:06:29.180 --> 02:06:31.040
Sweaty walk is up there as well, but I

02:06:31.040 --> 02:06:33.600
know there's some of the catchphrases make me laugh every time,

02:06:33.600 --> 02:06:38.000
because mentally, I'm like six years old.

02:06:38.000 --> 02:06:39.720
Heyty.

02:06:39.720 --> 02:06:40.560
Yeah, that's really good.

02:06:47.600 --> 02:06:54.600
Hey, T. That is such a neat thing to say.

02:06:54.600 --> 02:06:59.600
There's no wrong about that.

02:06:59.600 --> 02:07:02.600
Alright, I was going to say Richie Tenenbaum's life.

02:07:02.600 --> 02:07:06.600
Dude, Richie Tenenbaum! You need a dang easing in your life!

02:07:06.600 --> 02:07:09.600
You guys would be so good for each other.

02:07:09.600 --> 02:07:13.600
Please help me.

02:07:13.600 --> 02:07:17.680
I've never seen a case this bad before.

02:07:17.680 --> 02:07:19.920
I'm gonna be okay though.

02:07:19.920 --> 02:07:20.920
Right?

02:07:20.920 --> 02:07:21.920
What's Dan wearing?

02:07:21.920 --> 02:07:22.920
He's going for a jog.

02:07:22.920 --> 02:07:25.120
He's wearing his athleisure right now.

02:07:25.120 --> 02:07:26.120
You're a real lifesaver.

02:07:26.120 --> 02:07:27.120
I'm just happy I could help.

02:07:27.120 --> 02:07:28.120
His UV protected leggings.

02:07:28.120 --> 02:07:29.120
I'm just happy I could help.

02:07:29.120 --> 02:07:36.120
I'm just happy I could help.

02:07:36.120 --> 02:07:38.520
Damn the piss carat is fucking full.

02:07:38.520 --> 02:07:42.520
Who the air the shit out a little bit?

02:07:42.520 --> 02:07:51.960
Mom found the pistol canker!

02:07:51.960 --> 02:07:54.480
Dan would ruin the movie by making everyone happy.

02:07:54.480 --> 02:07:59.840
Actually, Dan is like basically Eli Cash.

02:07:59.840 --> 02:08:07.440
If Eli Cash was like not addicted to, you know, Barbataal or whatever the fuck he was

02:08:07.440 --> 02:08:11.240
consuming in that, if he was just like a guy who was like, he would like to go for

02:08:11.240 --> 02:08:21.240
runs. He could have saved him. Are we ready? We're not ready for our Southeast Asian tour

02:08:21.240 --> 02:08:30.400
yet. Oh, we're almost ready for Western Europe. Oh, we have to send Polly Walnut to Italy. Yes.

02:08:30.400 --> 02:08:37.040
We have to send Polly Walnut to Italy, man. Italy's not in Western Europe, though. I

02:08:37.040 --> 02:08:39.860
I mean, it's close.

02:08:39.860 --> 02:08:41.860
I would think that that's gonna be like a Spain

02:08:41.860 --> 02:08:46.860
and France tour, but it's in the Mediterranean tour.

02:08:47.980 --> 02:08:49.740
That makes a lot of sense.

02:08:49.740 --> 02:08:53.180
Anything here, Polly Walnuts coated.

02:08:57.260 --> 02:08:58.940
Gonna have to say no to that one.

02:09:01.340 --> 02:09:03.020
Kitchen set, we're getting there.

02:09:03.020 --> 02:09:04.260
Kitchen set.

02:09:04.260 --> 02:09:14.660
I mean you're always gonna need the ability to make new new treasures and stuff

02:09:14.660 --> 02:09:20.020
I don't know if I'm the type of beast to actually like put them in the game but

02:09:20.020 --> 02:09:23.620
getting the ability to create a new object that's the type of shit like

02:09:23.620 --> 02:09:27.500
God was doing on the third day or whatever

02:09:27.500 --> 02:09:32.020
We interrupt to bring you some great news.

02:09:32.020 --> 02:09:34.460
11-11 Angel members, write that down.

02:09:34.460 --> 02:09:39.100
An exciting new travel destination is now available.

02:09:39.100 --> 02:09:43.180
A Western Europe tour is now available via travel tickets at the Wishing Boundary.

02:09:43.180 --> 02:09:44.180
McRishel.

02:09:44.180 --> 02:09:46.180
Sides of relief could be heard throughout the year.

02:09:46.180 --> 02:09:48.020
You know what the Vancouver Angel number is?

02:09:48.020 --> 02:09:50.020
When you're 24-hour clocked, it's 22-33.

02:09:50.020 --> 02:09:51.020
I know.

02:09:51.020 --> 02:09:52.020
I know.

02:09:52.020 --> 02:09:53.020
I know.

02:09:53.020 --> 02:09:54.020
I know.

02:09:54.020 --> 02:09:55.020
I know.

02:09:55.020 --> 02:09:56.020
I know.

02:09:56.020 --> 02:09:57.020
I know.

02:09:57.020 --> 02:10:02.100
So someone can leave immediately stop by the wishing fountain to learn more

02:10:03.660 --> 02:10:05.660
Thanks for watching

02:10:05.860 --> 02:10:08.580
I'm Richie Tenenbaum and you're up to date

02:10:09.620 --> 02:10:11.620
Are you even awake then?

02:10:12.580 --> 02:10:14.140
Ideally no

02:10:14.140 --> 02:10:18.100
Ideally no. Okay. Who the fuck is going the Western Europe man? I

02:10:20.860 --> 02:10:24.620
Mean we sent awesome powers on like every trip

02:10:27.020 --> 02:10:36.020
So let me say, alright Bob Dylan needs to go to Mozambique, Polly Walnuts needs to go to Italy.

02:10:36.020 --> 02:10:43.020
Austin Powers has already gone to, I think we sent him to Japan to meet Fukumi and Fukyu.

02:10:46.020 --> 02:10:49.020
Do you know what Connor McDavid, you haven't gone on a trip yet.

02:10:50.020 --> 02:10:51.020
Let's send him man.

02:10:52.020 --> 02:10:55.020
I'm sure that you'd like to visit a place that's not Cancun.

02:10:57.020 --> 02:10:59.360
for the first time in a long time.

02:11:01.100 --> 02:11:05.840
Oh, are you really giving me a Western Europe tour?

02:11:06.960 --> 02:11:08.400
Thank you so much.

02:11:09.640 --> 02:11:11.500
Time to pack my bags.

02:11:11.500 --> 02:11:13.840
Romax like $14 million a year.

02:11:13.840 --> 02:11:16.680
I got him a plane ticket to put in the fridge.

02:11:21.420 --> 02:11:22.820
Never say never.

02:11:23.460 --> 02:11:26.260
I'm an Amsterdam Netherlands.

02:11:26.260 --> 02:11:28.900
And then Amsterdam, Netherlands.

02:11:35.260 --> 02:11:36.260
Rosenbelgen.

02:11:36.260 --> 02:11:41.260
This very tale town is Germany's Rothenburg-Octer-Taufer.

02:11:41.760 --> 02:11:42.760
Thank you.

02:11:43.760 --> 02:11:45.760
You wanna make a pose or anything?

02:11:45.760 --> 02:11:47.760
You just wanna, like, it's a photo record?

02:11:47.760 --> 02:11:51.260
They all, my god, he closed his fucking eyes, man!

02:11:51.260 --> 02:11:58.260
Oh my god, are you fucking stressed?

02:11:58.260 --> 02:12:08.260
He has no eye for photography, man.

02:12:08.260 --> 02:12:13.260
That was a wonderful trip.

02:12:13.260 --> 02:12:15.260
And he didn't even invite anybody.

02:12:15.260 --> 02:12:18.260
You get two tickets, you didn't even take anybody with you.

02:12:18.260 --> 02:12:20.260
You didn't even want to take Leon Drysider with you.

02:12:20.260 --> 02:12:32.080
with you damn I got a cheeseboard though I just realized I know nothing about

02:12:32.080 --> 02:12:34.360
of Conor McDavid's personality.

02:12:43.480 --> 02:12:44.320
I guess like,

02:12:46.400 --> 02:12:47.680
at the very least,

02:12:50.200 --> 02:12:51.760
probably does some exercising.

02:12:57.520 --> 02:13:00.160
He does need to say get pucks in deep for sure.

02:13:00.160 --> 02:13:02.060
Although actually if I may say not to be

02:13:02.060 --> 02:13:07.020
hockey coated. I think Conor McDavid might be the one hockey player who doesn't say get pucks in deep.

02:13:07.020 --> 02:13:11.020
I think he's the guy who's like, why don't you just carry him for yourself? Why don't you just carry

02:13:11.020 --> 02:13:17.500
the puck yourself and skate faster than all of the opposing players and gain entry to the zone

02:13:17.500 --> 02:13:22.300
yourself? Why if I have the puck, why would I give it away when I could just skate around everybody

02:13:22.300 --> 02:13:36.540
instead. Like nobody else has figured it out yet.

02:13:36.540 --> 02:13:40.180
This is the type of shit you would see in one of the episodes.

02:13:40.180 --> 02:13:50.180
Hawaiian Kitchen. Simply hilarious. Simply hilarious.

02:13:50.180 --> 02:13:52.820
Okay, I think we should make Trinity from the Matrix, bro.

02:13:52.820 --> 02:13:53.660
We got more space.

02:13:53.660 --> 02:13:56.160
I mean, we got like infinite space on the island.

02:13:59.940 --> 02:14:01.980
So let's make Carrie Ann Moss.

02:14:06.900 --> 02:14:08.620
Trinity Matrix.

02:14:08.620 --> 02:14:11.340
Damn, I forgot how cool Trinity looks, man.

02:14:11.340 --> 02:14:12.180
And then...

02:14:14.700 --> 02:14:16.260
Trinity looks awesome.

02:14:16.260 --> 02:14:21.300
Can I get a close-up of Trinity?

02:14:21.300 --> 02:14:26.020
I get that she's wearing like a skin type leather shirt that kind of looks like a cool

02:14:26.020 --> 02:14:27.020
garbage bag.

02:14:27.020 --> 02:14:36.940
So, oh, this is fucking awesome.

02:14:36.940 --> 02:14:39.380
I don't want to save it as a web pee if you don't mind.

02:14:39.380 --> 02:14:42.780
I'll stick to a simple, what's wrong with the humble JPEG?

02:14:42.780 --> 02:14:46.620
Well, I guess I'll be saving this.

02:14:46.620 --> 02:14:49.260
Oh, I can't save the image as?

02:14:49.260 --> 02:14:53.940
Looks like this is a job for the humble print screen function.

02:14:53.940 --> 02:15:01.620
Looks like I've taken your webp and I've gone to downloads and I've now saved it.

02:15:01.620 --> 02:15:02.620
As a PNG.

02:15:02.620 --> 02:15:03.620
Oh, man.

02:15:03.620 --> 02:15:04.620
You are fucking stupid.

02:15:04.620 --> 02:15:05.620
You are dumb.

02:15:05.620 --> 02:15:07.620
Oh, man.

02:15:08.820 --> 02:15:12.420
You are fucking stupid! You are dumb!

02:15:14.820 --> 02:15:16.020
Alright, Trinity.

02:15:19.020 --> 02:15:20.020
And then...

02:15:24.220 --> 02:15:25.220
So let's...

02:15:26.420 --> 02:15:28.420
You're almost done already? No, no, no, no.

02:15:28.420 --> 02:15:30.420
Because the hair needs to be a little slipped back.

02:15:30.820 --> 02:15:32.220
She's got kind of like a...

02:15:32.420 --> 02:15:34.420
Hmm, let's not be ridiculous.

02:15:34.420 --> 02:15:39.100
That looks more like Trinity to me and then the hair is very important

02:15:40.860 --> 02:15:43.440
She is very Balenciaga in this picture

02:15:50.100 --> 02:15:54.960
I mean, I think this could be a bangs and back situation because the bangs are very like

02:15:57.260 --> 02:16:02.900
Like Jersey boys the bangs are kind of like that ventriloquist dummy from the goosebumps TV show

02:16:04.420 --> 02:16:11.420
Is that?

02:16:11.420 --> 02:16:19.060
No man, that ain't it.

02:16:19.060 --> 02:16:23.620
She ain't got no bangs.

02:16:23.620 --> 02:16:25.740
It's this.

02:16:25.740 --> 02:16:27.980
It's fucking that, man.

02:16:27.980 --> 02:16:38.440
And then it's got to be like a mid-length at the back.

02:16:38.440 --> 02:16:40.740
But is there any, is there like a wetness slider?

02:16:40.740 --> 02:16:43.500
No, not quite.

02:16:43.500 --> 02:16:45.500
Not quite.

02:16:45.500 --> 02:16:50.340
That's fucking it, bro!

02:16:50.340 --> 02:16:55.300
Wait, but that's kind of fucking it.

02:16:55.300 --> 02:16:56.300
That's not it.

02:16:56.300 --> 02:16:59.980
That's uh, that's Gratit Kim from Past Lives.

02:16:59.980 --> 02:17:00.820
That's not it.

02:17:03.060 --> 02:17:04.460
I think you can do that.

02:17:05.980 --> 02:17:07.220
That or that.

02:17:08.660 --> 02:17:10.020
You think one five?

02:17:10.020 --> 02:17:12.100
Okay, I respect you on one five here.

02:17:16.100 --> 02:17:18.040
And then nose-wise,

02:17:19.660 --> 02:17:21.620
just kind of rockin' one of these.

02:17:22.580 --> 02:17:24.380
It's got very angular features.

02:17:26.300 --> 02:17:33.500
You might be able to get away with that as a trinity nose as well.

02:17:33.500 --> 02:17:34.940
Two-five is cooler.

02:17:34.940 --> 02:17:39.580
That ain't trinity, bro.

02:17:39.580 --> 02:17:48.700
We'll have to see when the sunglasses come in.

02:17:48.700 --> 02:17:51.700
But to do the sunglasses, you have to do the eyes first.

02:17:51.700 --> 02:17:55.940
But wait, the eyes don't matter because she's going to be wearing sunglasses.

02:17:55.940 --> 02:17:57.940
But you might not always be wearing sunglasses.

02:17:57.940 --> 02:18:00.360
We want the outfits to be modular, bro.

02:18:00.360 --> 02:18:03.420
So her eyebrows, I have a picture here of her eyebrows

02:18:03.420 --> 02:18:09.420
as well, they're very that.

02:18:09.420 --> 02:18:11.340
Like this is literally just it.

02:18:18.700 --> 02:18:24.020
And then probably, no, they're long enough, man.

02:18:24.020 --> 02:18:26.220
Like, that's Trinity's eyebrows.

02:18:35.100 --> 02:18:37.100
That's Trinity's eyebrows, 100%.

02:18:40.100 --> 02:18:42.180
And then the eyes.

02:18:42.180 --> 02:18:44.580
Can I get a close-up of Trinity's eyes, please?

02:18:46.820 --> 02:18:49.180
They're like almond-shaped eyes

02:18:51.860 --> 02:18:52.860
that are brown.

02:18:54.020 --> 02:19:02.900
It's a very human way to describe someone's eyeballs.

02:19:02.900 --> 02:19:07.660
I think this looks pretty fucking good already, if I'm being honest with you.

02:19:07.660 --> 02:19:12.940
I'd almost like to go with darker shade of brown, or we could get really fucking meta

02:19:12.940 --> 02:19:16.820
and make them the matrix color.

02:19:16.820 --> 02:19:22.860
Honestly, I'm gonna stick with that.

02:19:22.860 --> 02:19:29.360
And then mouth, pursed lips.

02:19:29.360 --> 02:19:31.360
Like completely emotionless.

02:19:31.360 --> 02:19:34.440
But that's, no, no, no, that's too much.

02:19:34.440 --> 02:19:35.440
That's insulting.

02:19:35.440 --> 02:19:39.080
What, whoa, but what, what have we made Pog Trinity?

02:19:39.080 --> 02:19:40.580
Whoa, Neo!

02:19:40.580 --> 02:19:41.580
Neo!

02:19:41.580 --> 02:19:42.580
Whoa!

02:19:42.580 --> 02:19:45.960
That's my, that's the love of my life, Neo.

02:19:45.960 --> 02:19:46.960
Oh, Marvious.

02:19:46.960 --> 02:19:47.960
Let's go.

02:19:47.960 --> 02:19:50.960
Let's go kill an agent.

02:19:50.960 --> 02:19:58.160
Oh man, no that ain't Trinity.

02:19:58.160 --> 02:20:01.640
I'm gonna be honest with you, I think that's Trinity right there.

02:20:01.640 --> 02:20:07.560
The most important thing for sure is that she gets angular fucking sunglasses, like

02:20:07.560 --> 02:20:08.560
these ones.

02:20:08.560 --> 02:20:16.960
Oh my god, stop drilling you hit oil bro.

02:20:16.960 --> 02:20:35.760
I don't want to give her a huge forehead, but the eyebrows do have to be lower, but her

02:20:35.760 --> 02:20:37.760
Her forehead is fucking huge.

02:20:44.760 --> 02:20:47.760
Dang, it's just dark brown.

02:20:47.760 --> 02:20:49.760
I can live with that.

02:20:49.760 --> 02:20:51.760
Eyebrows gotta be black?

02:20:51.760 --> 02:20:52.760
I don't know how to tell you this.

02:20:52.760 --> 02:20:55.760
I'm looking at a picture of Trinity from the first movie.

02:20:55.760 --> 02:20:57.760
She does not have black eyebrows.

02:20:57.760 --> 02:20:59.760
She has dark brown eyebrows.

02:21:05.760 --> 02:21:13.560
You're being Mandela affected.

02:21:13.560 --> 02:21:18.440
Now we go, oh, what have I done?

02:21:18.440 --> 02:21:24.680
Nah, it looks cooler if it's black.

02:21:24.680 --> 02:21:25.680
That's not her though.

02:21:25.680 --> 02:21:28.520
Now she looks like one of those Swedish twins from the movie.

02:21:28.520 --> 02:21:30.160
It's gotta be that.

02:21:30.160 --> 02:21:35.160
I honestly think the nose might bring this together, man.

02:21:35.160 --> 02:21:41.160
Nah, but now the eyebrows have to be black.

02:21:41.160 --> 02:21:43.160
I'm sorry.

02:21:53.160 --> 02:21:54.160
That's fucking...

02:21:54.160 --> 02:21:55.160
It's, man!

02:22:00.160 --> 02:22:04.320
Okay. That's Trinity. She needs...

02:22:07.600 --> 02:22:10.000
I'm just gonna say it, she needs a smaller forehead.

02:22:14.000 --> 02:22:16.880
Which means everything's going up a level.

02:22:18.320 --> 02:22:19.600
Paylor's skin as well.

02:22:21.840 --> 02:22:25.520
We do sound like an incel trying to pick their perfect partner,

02:22:25.520 --> 02:22:27.920
but like within the context of the game it's chill.

02:22:27.920 --> 02:22:34.080
It turns out if you change the context for things then it makes them seem worse for sure.

02:22:34.080 --> 02:22:45.680
And then the nose has to come up just a little bit.

02:22:45.680 --> 02:22:55.400
And the nose might have to change.

02:22:55.400 --> 02:22:57.640
I think it looks a little better like that.

02:22:57.640 --> 02:22:59.400
The nose was perfect.

02:22:59.400 --> 02:23:01.560
I think I got the people in my head

02:23:01.560 --> 02:23:03.080
that were saying Michael Jackson.

02:23:03.080 --> 02:23:04.920
Everybody in my head, everybody in chat

02:23:04.920 --> 02:23:05.960
was saying Michael Jackson.

02:23:05.960 --> 02:23:07.800
It was playing on my ego a little bit.

02:23:07.800 --> 02:23:08.640
Ha ha ha.

02:23:11.240 --> 02:23:13.020
Slight smirk?

02:23:13.020 --> 02:23:14.320
Might make you know what, cause right now

02:23:14.320 --> 02:23:17.320
I'm worried she comes across a little agent coded

02:23:17.320 --> 02:23:19.040
with just the blank expression.

02:23:19.040 --> 02:23:20.880
The smirk might be the play.

02:23:23.680 --> 02:23:24.800
Too happy.

02:23:24.800 --> 02:23:25.640
Too happy.

02:23:25.640 --> 02:23:26.480
Too happy.

02:23:27.640 --> 02:23:34.640
Alien. Too smug. Maybe smaller.

02:23:42.640 --> 02:23:44.640
Nah man, I don't know about that.

02:23:46.640 --> 02:23:49.640
It's actually perfect. 4-3.

02:23:49.640 --> 02:23:53.640
WAAAY! You're so right! 4-3!

02:23:57.640 --> 02:24:02.640
This does look like trinity.

02:24:02.640 --> 02:24:14.840
Who is this?

02:24:14.840 --> 02:24:18.720
I've made someone else.

02:24:18.720 --> 02:24:24.720
With the lips that small, this is another famous individual.

02:24:24.720 --> 02:24:28.000
And stop saying Michael Jackson.

02:24:28.000 --> 02:24:29.240
It's not Tommy Wiseau.

02:24:29.240 --> 02:24:30.240
Who is this?

02:24:30.240 --> 02:24:34.880
Like, when I do this, I'm like, okay, that's kind of like Trinity if she were an alien.

02:24:34.880 --> 02:24:39.280
But then I go two down.

02:24:39.280 --> 02:24:44.480
Who are you?

02:24:44.480 --> 02:24:48.120
That's going to bother me.

02:24:48.120 --> 02:24:51.120
I don't know who it is.

02:24:51.120 --> 02:24:58.120
It's definitely not that, man.

02:24:58.120 --> 02:25:01.120
It's so much worse.

02:25:01.120 --> 02:25:06.120
Who said flip it over?

02:25:06.120 --> 02:25:17.120
It's so, so much worse, man.

02:25:17.120 --> 02:25:19.120
Two-five and flip it over?

02:25:26.120 --> 02:25:27.120
Wait...

02:25:33.120 --> 02:25:34.120
That might do it.

02:25:37.120 --> 02:25:40.120
That might be fucking Trinity right there.

02:25:42.120 --> 02:25:45.120
And then they literally with this haircut you need ears.

02:25:47.120 --> 02:25:57.960
I mean she has ears. I don't know what you want me to. I don't know what you want me

02:25:57.960 --> 02:26:04.320
to fucking tell you. That's trinity. I'm going to do you one better. I think the glasses

02:26:04.320 --> 02:26:12.920
need to come up one. I think it does look better. That's way more alien because it

02:26:12.920 --> 02:26:19.800
looks like eyes. Ah, but then she looks like a bug. Cheekbones are big. Thank you for reminding

02:26:19.800 --> 02:26:41.560
me of cheekbones. Cheekbones. I see what you're saying about the side part too. I literally

02:26:41.560 --> 02:26:52.640
try to use the right stick to rotate like the picture. Don't want too much. Just get

02:26:52.640 --> 02:27:05.960
a little alien with it. No chin really. Okay, take those cheekbones away. Add these cheekbones.

02:27:11.560 --> 02:27:25.240
Little wider, little upper, perfect I assume you're making Michael Jackson?

02:27:25.240 --> 02:27:27.240
Okay, Luke.

02:27:39.240 --> 02:27:41.240
Don't fuck with me.

02:27:41.240 --> 02:27:58.920
Because these don't even look like cheeks anymore.

02:27:58.920 --> 02:28:15.600
But this, this but smaller.

02:28:15.600 --> 02:28:20.440
That looks, I think that looks pretty good.

02:28:20.440 --> 02:28:22.720
Looks horrible ruins.

02:28:22.720 --> 02:28:27.560
That's Trinity.

02:28:27.560 --> 02:28:34.560
Taylor's skin is a good read on this one.

02:28:34.560 --> 02:28:35.560
Yeah, that's big.

02:28:35.560 --> 02:28:36.560
That helps.

02:28:36.560 --> 02:28:45.320
Let's get a little bit more Michael.

02:28:45.320 --> 02:28:48.200
As you can't convince me, the side part's big too.

02:28:48.200 --> 02:28:55.200
You can't convince me of it.

02:28:59.680 --> 02:29:02.960
Hell nah.

02:29:02.960 --> 02:29:06.320
Add lipstick to the lips. I don't think you're ready for the

02:29:06.320 --> 02:29:13.320
horrors that this is going to rot though.

02:29:13.320 --> 02:29:26.040
let's jigsaw bro flatten the glasses way we can do that flatten the glasses

02:29:26.040 --> 02:29:28.040
Wait!

02:29:32.040 --> 02:29:34.040
Okay, one bigger.

02:29:36.040 --> 02:29:40.040
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

02:29:44.040 --> 02:29:46.040
Cheekbones ain't it.

02:29:46.040 --> 02:29:50.040
Okay, we're dealing with everybody's concerns bit by bit.

02:29:50.040 --> 02:29:52.040
It might be better with no cheekbones.

02:29:52.040 --> 02:29:54.040
I don't disagree.

02:29:54.040 --> 02:30:02.220
But with no cheekbones her face is just kind of like five four lips and you're done let's

02:30:02.220 --> 02:30:22.860
see no man I'm telling you it ain't this wait it looks really good now thin them but

02:30:22.860 --> 02:30:29.300
make them bigger oh my god it's Trinity okay that's like smug Trinity like that's

02:30:29.300 --> 02:30:37.940
she's doing it I told you so there that's Trinity bro

02:30:41.060 --> 02:30:45.340
I don't think I can do much better than that and then this is given her face like

02:30:45.340 --> 02:30:49.380
a little bit of color so we don't need the ab cheekbones just to have a little

02:30:49.380 --> 02:30:53.860
bit of texture involved. Oh, but the fucking cheekbones fucking bring it together now with

02:30:53.860 --> 02:31:08.660
the new lips. The cheekbones make it make it pop now. I think that looks pretty fucking

02:31:08.660 --> 02:31:29.780
good man. And then is there a side part? The thing is this is so perfect. There's no way

02:31:29.780 --> 02:31:32.920
We're gonna risk going with something like this this ain't right

02:31:36.820 --> 02:31:40.420
It's good enough don't sweat it apple the side part would go

02:31:41.980 --> 02:31:45.500
Pretty craze now they literally doesn't exist. It doesn't exist

02:31:47.580 --> 02:31:49.580
Pink lips, can you change?

02:31:59.780 --> 02:32:18.420
It's obviously not that.

02:32:18.420 --> 02:32:23.440
That looks very human to me.

02:32:23.440 --> 02:32:26.340
That also looks very human to me.

02:32:26.340 --> 02:32:27.340
This is the one.

02:32:27.340 --> 02:32:29.980
and this is the one, all right?

02:32:29.980 --> 02:32:32.420
Bro, that's Trinity right there.

02:32:32.420 --> 02:32:33.700
I totally see it.

02:32:39.500 --> 02:32:41.900
Now the cheekbones are still pissing me off.

02:32:41.900 --> 02:32:45.260
I'm not saying no cheekbones,

02:32:45.260 --> 02:32:47.220
but the cheekbones have to be better.

02:32:47.220 --> 02:33:02.220
I don't know if that means they got to be bigger or they got to be smaller.

02:33:02.220 --> 02:33:05.220
Try the first page cheekbones.

02:33:05.220 --> 02:33:11.220
Wait, that's it.

02:33:11.220 --> 02:33:18.220
Maybe a little closer together.

02:33:18.220 --> 02:33:22.700
I think that's it.

02:33:22.700 --> 02:33:28.660
I see Trinity.

02:33:28.660 --> 02:33:32.500
Pencils down.

02:33:32.500 --> 02:33:33.500
Side part.

02:33:33.500 --> 02:33:36.820
It doesn't exist!

02:33:36.820 --> 02:33:40.340
I gotta imagine Trinity, she gives Paul energy.

02:33:40.340 --> 02:33:47.060
I don't know how tall she is, but she gives tall and she gives a little, a little dot for sure.

02:33:55.300 --> 02:33:56.660
Well, I think this is really good.

02:34:03.540 --> 02:34:10.100
This is Trinity and she has a very flat delivery. That's the the voice might, if you were annoyed

02:34:10.100 --> 02:34:11.800
that the need took so long to make.

02:34:11.800 --> 02:34:13.920
Wait until you get to the fucker and voice,

02:34:13.920 --> 02:34:15.600
because this could take us...

02:34:15.600 --> 02:34:19.200
You know, I don't know, man!

02:34:19.200 --> 02:34:20.480
I don't know!

02:34:20.480 --> 02:34:23.920
Anybody here familiar with the directorial vision

02:34:23.920 --> 02:34:25.720
of the Wachowskis?

02:34:25.720 --> 02:34:27.520
I feel like Trinity's kind of like

02:34:27.520 --> 02:34:29.480
non-binary and pansexual.

02:34:29.480 --> 02:34:33.680
I think they're just sort of like a human being.

02:34:33.680 --> 02:34:35.600
That's also kind of a machine?

02:34:36.480 --> 02:34:37.320
I don't know.

02:34:37.320 --> 02:34:46.720
I do believe she has she her pronouns and I think she's kind of plug in all about it

02:34:46.720 --> 02:34:48.640
man.

02:34:48.640 --> 02:34:51.040
What style does she prefer for events?

02:34:51.040 --> 02:34:56.760
Chad, what does she wear to the Rave on Zion?

02:34:56.760 --> 02:35:01.040
I think she kind of wears like an essentials beige tank top.

02:35:01.040 --> 02:35:06.200
Yeah, she's probably an either is okay.

02:35:06.200 --> 02:35:10.000
And if I had to guess, how old is Trinity in the movie?

02:35:10.000 --> 02:35:19.400
She has 29 year old energy because she seems like she's got her life together.

02:35:19.400 --> 02:35:23.200
33, no 33, 33 her life would be messed up.

02:35:23.200 --> 02:35:28.960
I think she's 29 because she's like, if you were 21, you look at 29 year olds and

02:35:28.960 --> 02:35:33.400
go, oh my God, that's like someone who has no problems in their life.

02:35:33.400 --> 02:35:37.400
Okay, start me off on custom.

02:35:37.400 --> 02:35:41.400
My name is Trinity.

02:35:41.400 --> 02:35:45.400
My name is Trinity.

02:35:45.400 --> 02:35:49.400
My name is Trinity. You're not a robot. Nice to meet you.

02:35:49.400 --> 02:35:53.400
My name is Trinity. My name is Trinity.

02:35:53.400 --> 02:35:57.400
It's nice to meet you.

02:35:57.400 --> 02:36:01.400
My name is Trinity.

02:36:01.400 --> 02:36:03.400
It's my name is Trinity.

02:36:03.400 --> 02:36:06.400
Today my name is Trinity.

02:36:06.400 --> 02:36:09.400
Nice to meet you.

02:36:09.400 --> 02:36:12.400
My name is Trinity.

02:36:12.400 --> 02:36:15.400
My name is Trinity.

02:36:15.400 --> 02:36:18.400
It's nice to meet you.

02:36:18.400 --> 02:36:20.400
You only use one 4 and 6 on time.

02:36:20.400 --> 02:36:22.400
Today is April 21st, my name is Trinity.

02:36:22.400 --> 02:36:25.400
Thank you Pope John Paul III by the way. Thank you.

02:36:25.400 --> 02:36:26.400
It's nice to meet you.

02:36:26.400 --> 02:36:28.400
My name is Trinity.

02:36:58.400 --> 02:37:00.220
My name is Trinity.

02:37:00.220 --> 02:37:01.220
Wait!

02:37:01.220 --> 02:37:03.220
Nice to meet you.

02:37:03.220 --> 02:37:07.540
Today is April 21, 2026.

02:37:07.540 --> 02:37:11.220
So, how does this voice sound?

02:37:11.220 --> 02:37:13.060
My name is Trinity.

02:37:13.060 --> 02:37:15.140
My name is Trinity.

02:37:15.140 --> 02:37:17.340
It's nice to meet you.

02:37:17.340 --> 02:37:21.660
Today is April 21, 2026.

02:37:21.660 --> 02:37:24.420
So, my name is Trinity.

02:37:24.420 --> 02:37:26.060
It's nice.

02:37:26.060 --> 02:37:27.940
My name is Trinity.

02:37:27.940 --> 02:37:29.940
It's nice to meet you.

02:37:29.940 --> 02:37:33.620
Today is April 21, my name is Trinity.

02:37:33.620 --> 02:37:36.380
It's nice to, my name is Trinity.

02:37:36.380 --> 02:37:38.380
It's nice to meet you.

02:37:38.380 --> 02:37:41.980
Today is April 21, 2026.

02:37:41.980 --> 02:37:42.820
That's it.

02:37:48.820 --> 02:37:51.300
Trinity is really quick.

02:37:51.300 --> 02:37:52.940
You know how I know that?

02:37:52.940 --> 02:37:55.060
She literally just shows up in the building

02:37:55.060 --> 02:37:56.960
And a second later the agent is like,

02:37:56.960 --> 02:37:58.180
your men are already dead.

02:37:58.180 --> 02:38:00.020
That's fast as fuck.

02:38:00.020 --> 02:38:02.740
Her speech is extremely honest.

02:38:02.740 --> 02:38:05.140
Her energy is very flat.

02:38:05.140 --> 02:38:08.100
Her thinking is extremely serious.

02:38:08.100 --> 02:38:13.100
And I mean, she's normal by Nebuchadnezzar standards.

02:38:16.900 --> 02:38:19.100
She's normal within the context of the ship

02:38:19.100 --> 02:38:20.540
known as the Nebuchadnezzar.

02:38:22.260 --> 02:38:24.840
But like compared to normal people,

02:38:24.840 --> 02:38:26.320
She's perked up a little bit.

02:38:30.820 --> 02:38:32.020
One tick quirk.

02:38:33.560 --> 02:38:36.360
It is one tick quirk, one off of normal,

02:38:36.360 --> 02:38:39.320
or one past normalcy in the quirkiness.

02:38:42.820 --> 02:38:45.660
She's an r slash girl dinner mod.

02:38:45.660 --> 02:38:46.500
The headline.

02:38:48.700 --> 02:38:52.120
The oracle told my boyfriend he's not the one,

02:38:52.120 --> 02:38:54.120
so now he's upset with me.

02:38:54.120 --> 02:38:59.540
And then it's a bowl of the white soup that they're eating on the ship.

02:38:59.540 --> 02:39:02.680
Mmm, protein slurry and water.

02:39:02.680 --> 02:39:06.600
Re-filtered water made from our own urine.

02:39:06.600 --> 02:39:07.600
Yeah.

02:39:07.600 --> 02:39:08.600
All right.

02:39:08.600 --> 02:39:13.600
That's pretty good, man.

02:39:13.600 --> 02:39:22.600
I don't know why I'm laughing harder than anybody else, but I think that's really good.

02:39:22.600 --> 02:39:31.240
that's trinity she's a maverick I'd say that's true I don't like seeing her side

02:39:31.240 --> 02:39:37.840
profile but I'm not fucking changing it it took like half an hour to get there that's

02:39:37.840 --> 02:39:42.400
true man you ever think like if they just had stakes on the Nebuchadnezzar Cypher wouldn't

02:39:42.400 --> 02:39:47.360
have like betrayed them like that's why it's important you can't it's not just salary

02:39:47.360 --> 02:39:54.640
Morpheus, you have to look at total cup, okay? That includes perks such as the food that's offered,

02:39:54.640 --> 02:40:00.880
the catering options on the ship. I want to experience everything this world has to offer.

02:40:00.880 --> 02:40:05.680
Like honestly, we need to get private equity on board the NaviKoneser to figure out how to

02:40:05.680 --> 02:40:17.200
efficiently retain power. I'm sorry Trinity, I can't feed you anything because we don't have

02:40:17.200 --> 02:40:21.940
like you know what corn flakes are very similar to what you were eating on board

02:40:21.940 --> 02:40:28.720
the ship this will get your gut acclimated to La'ila Grand Villa I bet that

02:40:28.720 --> 02:40:33.440
it probably doesn't ever tasted more full of flavor

02:40:33.440 --> 02:40:40.440
She's going to love olives, safe bed.

02:40:40.440 --> 02:40:43.440
Safe, safe bed.

02:40:43.440 --> 02:40:48.440
Now, hang on.

02:40:48.440 --> 02:40:51.440
Trinity's house.

02:40:51.440 --> 02:40:54.440
See what kind of shit she be rockin' with.

02:40:54.440 --> 02:40:55.440
Welcome.

02:40:55.440 --> 02:40:57.440
This one could be...

02:40:57.440 --> 02:41:02.440
I mean, the dilapidated set looks a lot like the Nebuchadnezzar.

02:41:02.440 --> 02:41:09.220
It looks a lot like the Nebuchadnezzar to be honest.

02:41:09.220 --> 02:41:13.660
You could do blank, I mean there are there's, but oh wait, but this is the type of shit,

02:41:13.660 --> 02:41:16.600
this is what the architect was in man.

02:41:16.600 --> 02:41:22.880
If we could get the white room with like six monitors, people might go like, well that's

02:41:22.880 --> 02:41:27.080
the architect's room actually, but then we'd be like, yeah, but like you know it's

02:41:27.080 --> 02:41:29.520
from the fucking matrix, right?

02:41:29.520 --> 02:41:36.960
Oh and then rows like shelves of guns and stuff. Yes. But do I have to make that at the

02:41:36.960 --> 02:41:52.320
pallet house? The dojo! I have to level up to get the dojo though, please come again.

02:41:52.320 --> 02:41:55.560
She is, you know what, for now we could put her in the band loading program. That's

02:41:55.560 --> 02:41:57.000
That's a good point.

02:41:57.000 --> 02:41:59.120
Plus, then we always, wow, what the fuck have I done?

02:41:59.120 --> 02:42:01.200
Now I'm in the damn island builder.

02:42:01.200 --> 02:42:02.740
She wasn't in the dojo.

02:42:02.740 --> 02:42:04.720
She wasn't in the dojo in the movie,

02:42:04.720 --> 02:42:07.800
but it's implied that she was in the dojo at some point.

02:42:07.800 --> 02:42:08.920
Otherwise, how would she have learned

02:42:08.920 --> 02:42:09.920
all those martial arts?

02:42:09.920 --> 02:42:10.760
Welcome.

02:42:10.760 --> 02:42:12.360
Baseball catchers outfit.

02:42:12.360 --> 02:42:13.800
Of course I'll fucking take it.

02:42:13.800 --> 02:42:15.240
You've got a captive audience.

02:42:15.240 --> 02:42:16.760
Be sure to stop her.

02:42:16.760 --> 02:42:18.200
No, man, they're really giving me

02:42:18.200 --> 02:42:20.360
the Alejandro Kurtge outfit.

02:42:23.520 --> 02:42:24.600
All right, Trinity.

02:42:25.560 --> 02:42:42.200
Give me none of these budget trinity ask it if I lock the house she's like I think I left

02:42:42.200 --> 02:42:50.440
the stove on oh wait I live on the Nebuchadnezzar we don't have hot food now this is what it's

02:42:50.440 --> 02:43:01.800
all about. Obviously, we have no matrix outfits. We can derive the matrix from base principles.

02:43:04.920 --> 02:43:10.040
I'm sorry, that leather is not shiny enough. But she's also very not zipper-coated.

02:43:10.040 --> 02:43:19.560
I think for now it's going to have to be this.

02:43:19.560 --> 02:43:25.960
I'm not going to go through the custom maker for this.

02:43:25.960 --> 02:43:30.960
The biker outfit in the first movie?

02:43:30.960 --> 02:43:36.080
It needs to be trench coat length though.

02:43:36.080 --> 02:43:44.000
I gotta think about this. You raise a good point. One thing's for sure, she needs some

02:43:44.000 --> 02:43:57.520
leather pants. We don't have any leather pants, man! She definitely wears leather boots.

02:43:57.520 --> 02:44:03.720
That's easy. Now probably like off the clock, we know she's wearing these, but on the

02:44:03.720 --> 02:44:17.760
clock and then I guess she wears some tactical plain socks I mean I can't be

02:44:17.760 --> 02:44:22.800
giving her the pleated slacks man it's true I can't be giving her sweatpants

02:44:22.800 --> 02:44:34.240
though. This is so not wide leg. Black jeans? Why even have that? Oh you know what? That'll

02:44:34.240 --> 02:44:39.640
work! That'll work! I hate the embroidery, but you know what? We'll live with it for

02:44:39.640 --> 02:44:50.560
now. And then this is where it gets tough, man. Is it biker jacket? Or leather coat?

02:44:50.560 --> 02:44:54.560
It's not that, cause that shows the sweater underneath, man.

02:45:02.560 --> 02:45:04.560
How is there anything you do about that?

02:45:05.560 --> 02:45:07.560
Tank top is an easy pick.

02:45:07.560 --> 02:45:09.560
Bro, she's all leather though.

02:45:09.560 --> 02:45:22.040
bell. That's too odd to happen. I think we have to add a little edge to it even if it's

02:45:22.040 --> 02:45:31.920
not a hundred percent fidelity. Now can you put something under the jacket? This is not

02:45:31.920 --> 02:45:36.320
even a jag this is just a pop so I think the answer is no

02:45:40.480 --> 02:45:43.040
it's this

02:45:43.040 --> 02:45:45.520
it's this

02:45:45.520 --> 02:45:51.360
these these and then maybe like the green body suit

02:45:51.360 --> 02:45:54.880
bro it looks fucking horrible

02:45:54.880 --> 02:46:00.480
No, it looks okay. It doesn't look perfect, but it looks okay.

02:46:00.480 --> 02:46:04.280
I'm gonna say good enough.

02:46:04.280 --> 02:46:07.280
Um.

02:46:07.280 --> 02:46:15.280
I'm sorry, I literally am only gonna feed you stuff that looks like it's from The Matrix.

02:46:15.280 --> 02:46:20.280
You can have an electrolyte beverage.

02:46:20.280 --> 02:46:23.280
Yum.

02:46:23.280 --> 02:46:29.280
Yeah, I thought you might like that.

02:46:29.280 --> 02:46:34.280
I thought you might like the Pokari Sweat.

02:46:34.280 --> 02:46:37.280
Not.

02:46:37.280 --> 02:46:52.280
Also, some type of shit that you'd be interested in just to get you a quick level up.

02:46:52.280 --> 02:46:58.400
quick level up I mean bucket bro I mean the machine's got us dancing on a damn

02:46:58.400 --> 02:47:00.800
string

02:47:10.560 --> 02:47:16.240
are you trolling me no you judge did she literally just wanted one more gift not

02:47:16.240 --> 02:47:20.800
giving you an ally alabree hey that's for sure spinning top different movie

02:47:20.800 --> 02:47:25.660
different science fiction movie I'm afraid I mean you're gonna need this

02:47:25.660 --> 02:47:34.760
shit wait a satellite dish miss a satellite dish is actually perfect

02:47:34.760 --> 02:47:41.360
well you know what I gotta get what do you mean actually probably I'd have to

02:47:41.360 --> 02:47:47.160
guess on the Nebuchadnezzar they probably have like a like a bidet because

02:47:47.160 --> 02:47:50.440
they have to recirculate the water and the pipes can't handle the toilet paper

02:47:50.440 --> 02:48:02.560
have to imagine. She's like, yeah, I can connect to the matrix with this. Now if we

02:48:02.560 --> 02:48:09.600
can get Trinity to do the the Haruboji Walk, the Adjahshi Walk where she she

02:48:09.600 --> 02:48:13.720
because this is more of a Morpheus than if we could get her to clasp her hands

02:48:13.720 --> 02:48:20.400
behind her back while she walks that would be absolutely perfect.

02:48:20.400 --> 02:48:31.960
I would say that she won't beat others.

02:48:31.960 --> 02:48:35.200
I would also say that she stands at attention.

02:48:35.200 --> 02:48:36.480
Nope.

02:48:36.480 --> 02:48:39.160
Stand smugly.

02:48:39.160 --> 02:48:44.080
None of these apply.

02:48:44.080 --> 02:48:45.960
None of those apply.

02:48:45.960 --> 02:48:49.240
You do not walk like a robot.

02:48:49.240 --> 02:48:54.240
You walk with a swagger? Nope, you walk without swinging your arms?

02:48:56.240 --> 02:48:59.240
She's kind of float coded, honestly.

02:49:00.240 --> 02:49:05.240
What happens when she's mad? When she's mad, she flips out for sure.

02:49:12.240 --> 02:49:16.240
I mean, I'm not wasting a level up on, don't greet others.

02:49:16.240 --> 02:49:19.740
That's insane.

02:49:19.740 --> 02:49:22.620
You know what she would fucking love, bro?

02:49:22.620 --> 02:49:33.420
She would love a laptop so she can log on to the Matrix.

02:49:33.420 --> 02:49:39.460
Trinity doesn't say thank you.

02:49:39.460 --> 02:49:44.260
Seven people have problems, holy fuck.

02:49:44.260 --> 02:49:45.260
Start with Richie Tenenbaum.

02:49:45.260 --> 02:49:47.660
Y'all, the squeaky wheel gets the grease, Richie.

02:49:47.660 --> 02:49:49.060
Want to play Double Shadow Quiz?

02:49:49.060 --> 02:49:50.060
Yes, I do.

02:49:55.160 --> 02:49:57.460
Here's your first mystery Double Shadow.

02:49:58.160 --> 02:49:59.160
What are these?

02:49:59.160 --> 02:50:03.260
That's a cantaloupe and that's a melon and yummy cake a hundred percent.

02:50:03.260 --> 02:50:03.960
The answer is...

02:50:03.960 --> 02:50:05.660
I'm kinda cracked at Shadow Quiz.

02:50:06.060 --> 02:50:07.360
Melon and yummy cake?

02:50:08.660 --> 02:50:11.160
Next up, your second mystery Double Shadow.

02:50:11.160 --> 02:50:12.360
You're getting balls.

02:50:12.360 --> 02:50:13.460
What are these?

02:50:13.460 --> 02:50:20.180
It's like a pig and sweet and sour pork, which is a really fucked up juxtapose.

02:50:20.180 --> 02:50:20.980
The insurance.

02:50:22.900 --> 02:50:24.420
Pig and sweet and sour pork.

02:50:25.860 --> 02:50:29.380
And without further ado, your last mystery double shadow.

02:50:30.260 --> 02:50:30.980
What are these?

02:50:30.980 --> 02:50:44.680
I think I see on the right one, I think I see a little tuft of some greens that could

02:50:44.680 --> 02:50:46.180
be from roast chicken.

02:50:46.180 --> 02:50:50.020
But like, do you think calamari would be on the square plate?

02:50:50.020 --> 02:50:54.100
I feel like we would have noticed profiteroles being on the square plate.

02:50:54.100 --> 02:50:58.180
Oh my God, I had them backwards!

02:50:58.180 --> 02:50:59.820
The roast chicken is on the square plate.

02:50:59.820 --> 02:51:01.820
Calamari's on the circle plate.

02:51:03.820 --> 02:51:05.820
Congratulations, you won.

02:51:07.820 --> 02:51:09.820
Time for your...

02:51:10.820 --> 02:51:11.820
Holy shit.

02:51:11.820 --> 02:51:14.820
Oh, look at that puppy!

02:51:15.820 --> 02:51:17.820
But now I know that Kitty is in the middle.

02:51:18.820 --> 02:51:22.820
And if Kitty's in the middle, that's gonna be huge for Daughterbuff.

02:51:23.820 --> 02:51:26.820
Because if I can give her the Kitty in the game, I'm gonna get the dad of the year mug again.

02:51:26.820 --> 02:51:33.340
again. Um, all right, Paulie, was bugging you. I've been thinking lately that Richie

02:51:33.340 --> 02:51:36.540
Tenenbaum and I could get to know each other better. It's a good idea. Do you think Richie

02:51:36.540 --> 02:51:45.060
Tenenbaum and I would make a good team? Yep. Absolutely. Well, I think you possess a certain

02:51:45.060 --> 02:51:50.820
assertiveness that Richie Tenenbaum could use in his life. That's it. You don't want

02:51:50.820 --> 02:51:55.420
to like talk about it any further. You should introduce yourself to some more people.

02:51:55.420 --> 02:51:57.420
You still only know two individuals?

02:51:58.860 --> 02:52:01.360
I don't think you would fuck with Bob Dylan, but let's find out, man.

02:52:02.940 --> 02:52:04.440
Pardon me, could I have a moment?

02:52:05.060 --> 02:52:05.940
My name is Polly Walnuts.

02:52:05.940 --> 02:52:07.620
Bro, you can make the perfect Polly Walnuts.

02:52:07.620 --> 02:52:09.940
People will still say this shit looks like Mitt Romney.

02:52:10.260 --> 02:52:11.020
I'm Bob Dylan.

02:52:11.020 --> 02:52:14.500
Bro, that's... Mitt Romney would have a reptilian smile.

02:52:14.820 --> 02:52:16.580
This is fucking Polly Walnuts.

02:52:16.580 --> 02:52:18.340
Okay, so first, let's deal with Jack.

02:52:18.340 --> 02:52:21.340
Polly Walnuts is talking about one of his favorite subjects, cinema.

02:52:21.340 --> 02:52:22.020
They vote for one of them.

02:52:22.020 --> 02:52:26.180
He's definitely, he's telling him about Silvio's Godfather impression.

02:52:26.180 --> 02:52:28.620
Or his Puccino impression.

02:52:28.620 --> 02:52:36.420
Just when I thought I was out there for a day, pull me back in.

02:52:36.420 --> 02:52:38.300
Yeah, got it.

02:52:38.300 --> 02:52:40.700
We'll get to you, Amy.

02:52:40.700 --> 02:52:42.820
We got a lot of stuff going on.

02:52:42.820 --> 02:52:49.180
First Dan wants to play a game, but Kate and I have a, we're having some kind

02:52:49.180 --> 02:52:51.180
of disputes here.

02:52:51.180 --> 02:52:53.520
I get the strange feeling I'm being watched at home lately.

02:52:53.520 --> 02:52:58.060
Or maybe it's like there's somebody that they didn't mention in our house that's observing us.

02:52:58.060 --> 02:53:00.060
It could be Austin Powers, bro.

02:53:00.060 --> 02:53:02.860
But I'm sure of it.

02:53:02.860 --> 02:53:15.860
Someone's watching me.

02:53:15.860 --> 02:53:18.500
I'm sure there's no one here.

02:53:18.500 --> 02:53:19.500
unless?

02:53:19.500 --> 02:53:28.500
Yeah, you're probably right. My husband. It's just my imagination.

02:53:28.500 --> 02:53:37.100
Oh, okay. Um, I thought it was going to be this little freak right here because he also

02:53:37.100 --> 02:53:41.540
had the yellow particles coming out of his head. I thought he was going to be like spying

02:53:41.540 --> 02:53:43.580
on her in the bathroom or something like that.

02:53:43.580 --> 02:53:45.140
Do you have a moment?

02:53:45.140 --> 02:53:46.980
Sure, what's up?

02:53:46.980 --> 02:53:48.680
I would just love it if there were a-

02:53:48.680 --> 02:53:50.180
No, man, stop!

02:53:52.480 --> 02:53:54.680
Stick to shagging, Austin!

02:53:54.680 --> 02:53:57.380
Exterior design is not your bag ba-

02:53:57.380 --> 02:54:02.980
He was also the guy who suggested we put, like, six more vending machines on this fucking beach.

02:54:02.980 --> 02:54:04.680
Connor McDavid?

02:54:04.680 --> 02:54:07.080
Don't just stand there, bro. Help Amy blew up.

02:54:07.080 --> 02:54:08.880
Are you alright?

02:54:08.880 --> 02:54:10.080
Please help me.

02:54:10.080 --> 02:54:17.080
Oof, I've never seen a case this bad before.

02:54:17.080 --> 02:54:18.080
Bro, your goalie is still it's gonna-

02:54:18.080 --> 02:54:19.080
I'm gonna be okay though.

02:54:19.080 --> 02:54:21.080
I think you've seen a case this bad before.

02:54:21.080 --> 02:54:22.080
Right.

02:54:22.080 --> 02:54:23.080
Whoa!

02:54:23.080 --> 02:54:26.080
She loves Connor McDavid!

02:54:26.080 --> 02:54:31.080
She's buying into the North American dream!

02:54:31.080 --> 02:54:33.080
What is that person's name?

02:54:33.080 --> 02:54:35.360
She's buying into the North American dream

02:54:37.760 --> 02:54:45.020
My name person's name the Daria MTV sarcasm leaving my body when I see professional athlete Connor McDavid

02:54:46.520 --> 02:54:48.520
Just saying it is like poetry

02:54:49.520 --> 02:54:55.180
My heart is fluttering at the sound of his name. I think I'm falling in love all girl falling for the jocks

02:54:55.180 --> 02:55:17.320
She's up and she sent in a text of Richie Tannenbaum right now like I know I can tell

02:55:17.320 --> 02:55:27.320
you anything you're like a brother to me you alright yeah he's okay he's got it

02:55:27.320 --> 02:55:34.000
he's got a good support system right he's gonna play some more games that's

02:55:34.000 --> 02:55:37.320
good that's good you need that

02:55:37.320 --> 02:55:49.000
Did you hear Chibli's Island is level 37, man?

02:55:49.000 --> 02:55:54.580
Can you add Barton Fink next?

02:55:54.580 --> 02:56:01.400
Not a bad idea, actually, because we did just add a woman, which means I think now

02:56:01.400 --> 02:56:06.100
I feel okay adding like maybe 10 to 12 men to the island

02:56:06.980 --> 02:56:11.300
Now let me see there was a dojo set right I kind of gets emperor's quarters

02:56:13.300 --> 02:56:18.020
The ornate set is is very kind of like Morpheus dojo coated

02:56:19.140 --> 02:56:25.900
The way the tea house said it's I don't think it's giving Trinity though. I'm sorry to say

02:56:25.900 --> 02:56:37.420
anything going on on the island bouncy playground ride sprinkler picnic tape I

02:56:37.420 --> 02:56:40.860
mean to be honest with my other type of beast is just gonna grab a picnic table

02:56:40.860 --> 02:56:45.940
as picnic table or like steel plate

02:56:49.340 --> 02:56:54.220
create some island objects yeah I guess I'll go I'd select the ability to

02:56:54.220 --> 02:57:02.760
manifest matter of my choosing I guess? Klaus Kinski has me face? Waaaayyyy! Wait Klaus Kinski

02:57:02.760 --> 02:57:04.100
does have me face.

02:57:04.100 --> 02:57:12.020
Um, you like the game of me shadow quiz?

02:57:12.020 --> 02:57:18.420
We could fucking add Fitz Corraldo to the game. Guess who's shadow this is?

02:57:18.420 --> 02:57:22.680
Here's your first mystery me shadow. Who do you think this is?

02:57:22.680 --> 02:57:24.680
That's trinity bro.

02:57:24.680 --> 02:57:28.680
The answer is trinity.

02:57:28.680 --> 02:57:31.680
Next up, your second mistrini shadow.

02:57:31.680 --> 02:57:34.680
Who do you think this is?

02:57:34.680 --> 02:57:37.680
I think it's Austin Powers.

02:57:37.680 --> 02:57:41.680
The answer is Austin Powers.

02:57:41.680 --> 02:57:44.680
And finally, your last mistrini shadow.

02:57:44.680 --> 02:57:51.680
Who do you think this is?

02:57:51.680 --> 02:58:05.840
chat that's chat okay I was like who's got a jaw like that congratulations you

02:58:05.840 --> 02:58:13.520
won two three hours of fucking phone cat kitty please kitty flowers not so bad

02:58:13.520 --> 02:58:18.520
A carnation. What in carnation?

02:58:26.520 --> 02:58:29.520
A lot of minus twos.

02:58:29.520 --> 02:58:31.520
Hello.

02:58:33.520 --> 02:58:36.520
What do you want to eat for dinner?

02:58:36.520 --> 02:58:45.200
I think you would love some popcorn, I don't know if you've had popcorn yet.

02:58:45.200 --> 02:58:50.760
That's true, why is she in her own house, man?

02:58:50.760 --> 02:58:56.640
Damn, she ate it up.

02:58:56.640 --> 02:59:02.160
Still stewed beef, number one.

02:59:02.160 --> 02:59:03.720
I'll be Jim.

02:59:03.720 --> 02:59:05.720
I can relate to that.

02:59:07.720 --> 02:59:11.720
Especially she's got itty-bocky monsters, she's got dude.

02:59:11.720 --> 02:59:14.720
We've already given her a little eater, right?

02:59:17.720 --> 02:59:18.720
Confirmed.

02:59:19.720 --> 02:59:21.720
Flips out when angry?

02:59:21.720 --> 02:59:23.720
I don't know if I'd go that far.

02:59:23.720 --> 02:59:25.720
She eats gracefully.

02:59:25.720 --> 02:59:37.600
It doesn't really walk like, doesn't really walk like dead.

02:59:37.600 --> 02:59:39.000
This is real man.

02:59:39.000 --> 02:59:41.040
This is actually so real.

02:59:41.040 --> 02:59:46.840
She is a walk with tiny stepper, a hundred percent.

02:59:46.840 --> 02:59:53.080
I feel more like myself.

02:59:53.080 --> 02:59:55.680
Dude, I feel more like I'm becoming myself.

02:59:55.680 --> 03:00:00.320
I'll say a sure.

03:00:00.320 --> 03:00:01.320
Doodoo-doodoo.

03:00:01.320 --> 03:00:04.100
I want to try living with Daniel.

03:00:04.100 --> 03:00:05.100
No!

03:00:05.100 --> 03:00:06.260
That's a horrible idea.

03:00:06.260 --> 03:00:09.580
What do you mean you're ultra?

03:00:09.580 --> 03:00:12.220
We're married, we have a house with our child.

03:00:12.220 --> 03:00:13.220
We're a family.

03:00:13.220 --> 03:00:14.220
You think?

03:00:14.220 --> 03:00:17.620
Well, I guess I'll give it up for now.

03:00:17.620 --> 03:00:21.140
Yeah, yeah, you do that.

03:00:21.140 --> 03:00:23.700
You fucking do that, okay?

03:00:23.700 --> 03:00:31.700
What the fuck man, this is a crazy question.

03:00:31.700 --> 03:00:37.220
We have to put Daniel on Malkatras, we have to put him on an island where he can't access

03:00:37.220 --> 03:00:43.300
the amenities.

03:00:43.300 --> 03:00:50.100
I promise I'm not gonna steal it, but what's your most prized possession?

03:00:50.100 --> 03:00:56.180
see my most prized possession

03:01:00.500 --> 03:01:05.300
i mean like in terms of shit that like it would ruin my life if i lost it

03:01:05.300 --> 03:01:10.260
i say my wallet is kind of high on the list i don't want to be boring as fuck

03:01:10.260 --> 03:01:14.660
but like you know what it's it is actually

03:01:14.660 --> 03:01:18.180
better for the story of the island if we

03:01:18.180 --> 03:01:25.280
say a palathon that's way better this could lead to some funnier moments and

03:01:25.280 --> 03:01:30.640
it's not false it would they would fuck up my my weed if someone stole my

03:01:30.640 --> 03:01:37.520
palathon oh I get that if I had a palotin I probably build a whole museum

03:01:37.520 --> 03:01:41.160
to house it you said palotin

03:01:48.180 --> 03:01:53.180
You didn't want to level up, huh?

03:01:53.180 --> 03:01:55.180
I gotta fix your pronunciation, yeah.

03:01:55.180 --> 03:01:56.180
Cause that ain't right, man.

03:01:56.180 --> 03:01:58.180
You want some fried plantains real quick?

03:01:58.180 --> 03:01:59.180
That's too.

03:01:59.180 --> 03:02:04.180
It's the type of shit they weren't really eating in 1960s London, I suppose.

03:02:07.180 --> 03:02:09.180
You want a sports drink?

03:02:09.180 --> 03:02:10.180
Yum.

03:02:10.180 --> 03:02:13.180
Always got room for a pucari sweat.

03:02:18.180 --> 03:02:31.640
I can find the menu don't worry bro ate the bottle micro plastics bro sorry I thought you

03:02:31.640 --> 03:03:00.920
guys hated food waste. I think when sad he has to say ouch baby. Not my mojo.

03:03:00.920 --> 03:03:04.600
Inside, I've lost my mojo.

03:03:04.600 --> 03:03:09.520
I think that's better.

03:03:09.520 --> 03:03:12.680
And Austin strikes me as a guy who says, I've not I.

03:03:12.680 --> 03:03:19.480
No way, I lost my, but he's in bed, he's in bed with, uh, Ivana Hump a lot.

03:03:19.480 --> 03:03:23.720
And he's got all the lipstick marks all over his face.

03:03:23.720 --> 03:03:31.480
I think he says, I lost my mojo.

03:03:31.480 --> 03:03:33.760
It's Ive.

03:03:33.760 --> 03:03:34.760
He does say help.

03:03:34.760 --> 03:03:35.760
I'm in a nutshell.

03:03:35.760 --> 03:03:36.760
Oh, how did I?

03:03:36.760 --> 03:03:39.760
This is a bloody big nutshell.

03:03:39.760 --> 03:03:43.680
All right, let's go with Ive.

03:03:43.680 --> 03:03:47.520
I suppose like the average person probably wouldn't think that it's like that big of

03:03:47.520 --> 03:03:53.520
a detail to get right, but I've lost.

03:03:53.520 --> 03:04:03.520
my mojo. Thank you by the way Charlotte, I'm glad we have someone here from England's.

03:04:03.520 --> 03:04:04.520
I've lost my mojo.

03:04:04.520 --> 03:04:11.520
So we can get like the straight dope on British media such as Austin Powers.

03:04:11.520 --> 03:04:16.520
I've lost my mojo.

03:04:23.520 --> 03:04:31.520
I've lost my mojo. I love it. That expression makes me much thumped in my head as a person.

03:04:31.520 --> 03:04:35.520
How did you shake out on the three movies?

03:04:35.520 --> 03:04:42.520
I always want to hear what other adults feel about Goldmember, which I think is an absolute slap in the face in an embarrassment.

03:04:42.520 --> 03:04:48.920
But for some reason like the average take among people my age is like that it's

03:04:50.040 --> 03:04:53.160
Actually as good as the other two which is crazy

03:05:00.760 --> 03:05:07.440
Excuse me, I asked a specific question and a lot of people that were not the target of the question are answering right now

03:05:07.440 --> 03:05:14.360
If I wanted to know your opinion on gold member, I would go to IMDB and I would go like what the fuck 7.2 out of 10

03:05:25.760 --> 03:05:29.200
To is mostly repeat jokes of one three is at least different stuff

03:05:32.120 --> 03:05:33.960
You broke in my heart

03:05:33.960 --> 03:05:39.440
Now two is a lot of repeated jokes from one. I will give you that but the new stuff in three is bad

03:05:39.840 --> 03:05:44.800
Moli Moli Moli Moli there's like if you cut them Moli Moli Moli stuff out of gold member

03:05:44.800 --> 03:05:47.960
It would just be like 11 minutes long or something

03:05:50.680 --> 03:05:53.880
Also like I can I say that I feel like

03:05:56.800 --> 03:06:03.920
Mike Myers got a little lazy with the characters in the third one like fat bastard has some character

03:06:03.920 --> 03:06:09.820
The character of gold member is a total disaster. Like he wasn't even trying

03:06:10.480 --> 03:06:15.040
Like what is the character of gold member? He's Dutch and he likes gold

03:06:15.960 --> 03:06:18.140
We know that because he says I love

03:06:20.560 --> 03:06:22.560
He does eat his own skin

03:06:23.160 --> 03:06:27.820
And he says faja faja faja faja faja. Can you hear me?

03:06:27.820 --> 03:06:34.420
like it's just he wasn't even trying he was that in by gold member he was just

03:06:34.420 --> 03:06:39.620
like I can just introduce a character by just being like I'm character catch phrase

03:06:39.620 --> 03:06:43.580
and they'll eat it up and you know the worst part is is that you are proving

03:06:43.580 --> 03:06:51.900
him right the mole has a mole man Richie don't just stand there man Connor

03:06:51.900 --> 03:06:56.900
McDavid, he's got the yips. He can't seem to get over the floor of the Panthers.

03:06:56.900 --> 03:07:01.900
These kick-kicks, they won't stop kick.

03:07:03.900 --> 03:07:07.900
Foxy has no chemistry at all with Austin. 100% true.

03:07:07.900 --> 03:07:11.900
For a second I was going to say, let me follow up, but then I remembered who we were talking about.

03:07:14.900 --> 03:07:18.900
I mean, I'm not anti-Beyoncé, but I just feel like in the movie, it's kind of like...

03:07:18.900 --> 03:07:23.500
I mean Liz Hurley was the she's the model

03:07:23.500 --> 03:07:27.460
Heather Graham I thought she did okay

03:07:27.460 --> 03:07:30.500
Beyonce it's just at some point you're like damn

03:07:30.500 --> 03:07:33.940
Austin come on I thought you were I'm finding it hard to believe that you're

03:07:33.940 --> 03:07:37.580
really in love with these sidekicks considering every single movie

03:07:37.580 --> 03:07:40.580
like you never talk about the one that was in the last movie

03:07:40.580 --> 03:07:57.180
I got some horrible news, Bob.

03:07:57.180 --> 03:07:59.180
It ain't you, babe.

03:07:59.180 --> 03:08:04.180
No, no, no, it ain't you, babe.

03:08:04.180 --> 03:08:05.180
Oh, damn!

03:08:05.180 --> 03:08:07.780
It's a-we-we gotta back out.

03:08:07.780 --> 03:08:09.780
That kind of dream

03:08:16.460 --> 03:08:19.500
Stains tall just like a giant

03:08:27.220 --> 03:08:29.220
Not much

03:08:31.420 --> 03:08:35.940
Conor McDavid's feeling pretty good he's going well at the La Casa

03:08:37.780 --> 03:08:39.780
Are you stupid, man?

03:08:39.780 --> 03:08:41.780
Like, I...

03:08:41.780 --> 03:08:46.780
I really put a rush on getting the beach lounger.

03:08:46.780 --> 03:08:51.780
I know Bro's dreaming about vending machines, too, is the most fucked up part.

03:08:59.780 --> 03:09:02.780
I really like what we've got going on here with the float houses, to be honest with you.

03:09:02.780 --> 03:09:04.780
Can I tell you something?

03:09:04.780 --> 03:09:19.060
I feel like it would also be better if we made it a little bit more nautical, like if we made

03:09:19.060 --> 03:09:31.740
it look a little bit more, oh they won't let me make it much narrower.

03:09:31.740 --> 03:09:33.980
Can you make Richie have a mental breakdown?

03:09:33.980 --> 03:09:38.340
I can't make him do anything, but I just kind of feel like if we surround him with people,

03:09:38.340 --> 03:09:57.940
eventually it's just, you know, what do you think's going to happen?

03:09:57.940 --> 03:10:00.060
Like, this is swag to a guy like me.

03:10:09.500 --> 03:10:11.100
Please no rectangle.

03:10:11.100 --> 03:10:16.580
Bro, these literally look like the Cabanas at Polynesian Resort.

03:10:19.460 --> 03:10:20.260
This is swag.

03:10:20.260 --> 03:10:34.460
I think that's awesome. I would absolutely leave here. The cabanas are circular. Well,

03:10:34.460 --> 03:10:46.580
unfortunately, this game brings a certain grid vibe. Circles do not exist. You didn't

03:10:46.580 --> 03:10:56.520
finish the wood I'm literally I was gonna say non-binary what I meant was

03:10:56.520 --> 03:11:07.400
neurodivergent it's kind of like a Squares rectangle situation

03:11:07.400 --> 03:11:12.560
All right, what do we got going on here?

03:11:12.560 --> 03:11:16.080
I don't want to take any photos, I don't need photo mode, I'm sorry.

03:11:16.080 --> 03:11:20.400
I know I'm a millennial, I don't give a fuck about photo modes in video games, okay?

03:11:20.400 --> 03:11:27.880
I just don't need this, I don't need to see it, man.

03:11:27.880 --> 03:11:32.880
That being said, could kind of be the vibe, like Polly Walnut's taking a photo with

03:11:32.880 --> 03:11:34.880
like uh

03:11:37.760 --> 03:11:40.720
Polly Walnuts and Dengies in photo could be a kind of crazy

03:11:45.920 --> 03:11:47.920
Happiest Polly Walnuts has ever looked

03:11:54.720 --> 03:12:00.160
Let's do something I'm gonna be playing Tomodachi life for another two hours. Can you do so? Can you engineer some drama, please?

03:12:02.880 --> 03:12:06.640
You've come so far since making Dan.

03:12:06.640 --> 03:12:08.640
Thank you for saying that.

03:12:08.640 --> 03:12:12.440
You have to introduce people.

03:12:12.440 --> 03:12:13.680
Wait, that's real as fuck.

03:12:13.680 --> 03:12:18.240
I still have so many people that have like not met anybody.

03:12:18.240 --> 03:12:21.360
Like Trinity, you've met almost nobody.

03:12:21.360 --> 03:12:25.680
She's pondering the satellite dish.

03:12:25.680 --> 03:12:26.680
Huh?

03:12:26.680 --> 03:12:30.520
I mean like, tell you one thing, you've never met.

03:12:30.520 --> 03:12:32.560
You would love this guy.

03:12:32.560 --> 03:12:34.560
Oh, shit.

03:12:35.560 --> 03:12:37.560
Pardon me, could I have a moment?

03:12:38.260 --> 03:12:43.260
My name is Trinity. Hello there, Trinity. I'm known as Mal.

03:12:48.360 --> 03:12:50.960
Well, Trantran at the Chambo, Blacky.

03:12:52.460 --> 03:12:54.460
When the 19th Medusia, Birken.

03:12:55.560 --> 03:12:57.560
She just asked him for a Birken?

03:12:58.260 --> 03:13:01.560
Yo chill girl, at least let him buy you dinner first.

03:13:01.560 --> 03:13:02.560
Trinity.

03:13:08.560 --> 03:13:09.560
Huge.

03:13:09.560 --> 03:13:11.560
They're both big fans of the Matrix.

03:13:15.060 --> 03:13:17.560
And then, we also added...

03:13:18.560 --> 03:13:20.560
Polly Walnuts. Polly Walnuts? I don't know if you...

03:13:20.560 --> 03:13:22.560
I haven't even introduced him to myself yet.

03:13:22.560 --> 03:13:24.560
I fucking love his room.

03:13:24.560 --> 03:13:28.560
I know I agonized over it for a bit, but I love his room, man.

03:13:31.560 --> 03:13:37.380
yeah whatever pardon me could I have a moment my name is Polly Walnuts can I

03:13:37.380 --> 03:13:45.340
say something Polly Walnuts I'm Ryan type shit he started a talk like me on

03:13:45.340 --> 03:13:52.860
streams like it's just like one noun surrounded by catchphrases I've even

03:13:52.860 --> 03:14:00.540
I've flanderized myself so thoroughly that even my me is flanderized now I'm

03:14:00.540 --> 03:14:17.100
closer with Ryan thank you now we also have added Connor McDavid and I have to

03:14:17.100 --> 03:14:22.100
be honest with you oh he's already on a date with Richie Tannenbaum Richie what

03:14:22.100 --> 03:14:28.060
the fuck are you eating man wait is that like pesto pasta I gotta get a

03:14:28.060 --> 03:14:32.440
closely look at this yo maybe that's actually good as fuck

03:14:32.440 --> 03:14:35.560
Conor Mcdave with the yummy cake

03:14:35.560 --> 03:14:43.200
Amy Blue we haven't had too many Amy Blue stories here oh fucking Bob Dylan's

03:14:43.200 --> 03:14:47.200
given a sermon on the bamboo box bro

03:14:47.200 --> 03:14:58.000
look at the complicated web we've got here man

03:14:58.000 --> 03:15:03.280
it's holy shit is that what's going on in our brain any time we're in like a

03:15:03.280 --> 03:15:07.360
group socializing situation

03:15:13.360 --> 03:15:21.720
Bob Dylan has no friends he's got Sarah bro magical jewel with a ribbon and

03:15:21.720 --> 03:15:24.200
bow

03:15:28.000 --> 03:15:35.280
We're getting close to the point where I'm gonna have like unlimited power man

03:15:35.280 --> 03:15:40.920
exterior wait we could be a house painter like Paulie Walnuts we could do it

03:15:40.920 --> 03:15:46.320
honestly adding Steven Malkus might be the fucking vibe I can't believe he

03:15:46.320 --> 03:15:52.720
fumbled Joan Baez bro like don't make me do this shit again okay Bob Dylan is

03:15:52.720 --> 03:15:57.720
Bob Dylan did not fumble Joan Baez.

03:15:57.720 --> 03:16:02.720
He didn't want Joan Baez. He wanted Sarah.

03:16:02.720 --> 03:16:07.720
This is going to be interesting because Trinity and Austin are both in the same line of work.

03:16:07.720 --> 03:16:14.720
I'm Austin Powers. Hello there, Austin Powers. I'm known as Trinity.

03:16:14.720 --> 03:16:18.720
Don't say he pushed your panties to the side firsts.

03:16:18.720 --> 03:16:24.180
I've seen the movie that that happens off-screen you couldn't possibly know that

03:16:28.580 --> 03:16:31.240
Nice talking to you Austin Powers

03:16:33.520 --> 03:16:36.180
That's the type of shit if you do anything kicking his little boots

03:16:39.600 --> 03:16:41.600
Good Bob Pollard as well

03:16:43.320 --> 03:16:47.680
Bob Pollard definitely wrote one of the best songs in defense of drunk driving

03:16:47.680 --> 03:16:56.920
I literally in high school I bought the guided by voices biography and in it

03:16:56.920 --> 03:17:00.920
there's a chapter where he like explains the motivations behind some of his songs

03:17:00.920 --> 03:17:06.760
and his motivation the impetus for writing a salty salute track one off of

03:17:06.760 --> 03:17:13.440
alien lanes is that the cops used to wait outside the legion and pull over

03:17:13.440 --> 03:17:17.080
drunk veterans for drunk driving and he was not a big fan of that which I

03:17:17.080 --> 03:17:20.640
I think it's so funny that like I get what you're saying

03:17:20.640 --> 03:17:23.520
it's kind of like entrapment and not a nice thing to do

03:17:23.520 --> 03:17:27.540
to you know, the people that served in your nation's army

03:17:27.540 --> 03:17:32.540
but at the same time, like also reads a little bit like

03:17:32.540 --> 03:17:34.920
hey, you should let them get away with drunk driving

03:17:34.920 --> 03:17:36.040
they were in Vietnam.

03:17:38.600 --> 03:17:41.640
Please stop telling me to add Isaac, I'm 37 years old.

03:17:43.720 --> 03:17:45.320
Bro, hang out with Connor.

03:17:47.080 --> 03:17:49.880
Pardon me? Could I have a moment?

03:17:49.880 --> 03:17:51.380
My name is Mel.

03:17:51.380 --> 03:17:52.880
You're Mel.

03:17:52.880 --> 03:17:54.880
I'm Connor McDavid.

03:17:54.880 --> 03:17:56.880
I've heard a lot about you.

03:18:00.880 --> 03:18:03.680
Buzzards and dreadful crows is about four loco.

03:18:03.680 --> 03:18:05.680
Yeah, 100%.

03:18:11.180 --> 03:18:14.180
It's crazy they invented a caffeinated beer.

03:18:14.180 --> 03:18:20.980
And it was exactly as good as it sounded and it became so powerful that they had the bannet

03:18:26.740 --> 03:18:31.120
Huge I was hoping they would get along. I like your vibe now

03:18:34.020 --> 03:18:41.260
I'm not adding Justin Trudeau in the Halloween costume. Can I just say that would be really funny

03:18:41.260 --> 03:18:49.640
it would be it would be really really funny but I don't have the courage to do

03:18:49.640 --> 03:19:03.900
that Amy blue bubbles Bob Ford it could be a play man could be a play but we're

03:19:03.900 --> 03:19:08.140
not gonna add Osama bin Laden sorry to say

03:19:11.260 --> 03:19:17.420
I don't want to make anything, but I do want to purge the notifications here so that it

03:19:17.420 --> 03:19:20.780
doesn't constantly say no.

03:19:20.780 --> 03:19:22.020
Kramer from Friends!

03:19:22.020 --> 03:19:25.700
Kramer from Friends could be the fucking vibe, dude.

03:19:25.700 --> 03:19:29.180
A good time to celebrate how the island has grown, and we can do that by building

03:19:29.180 --> 03:19:30.180
a ferris wheel.

03:19:30.180 --> 03:19:32.060
Dude, the game has like a boredom sensor.

03:19:32.060 --> 03:19:34.380
It was like, this guy's about to stop playing.

03:19:34.380 --> 03:19:37.020
Hit him with a ferris wheel real quick.

03:19:37.020 --> 03:19:38.020
Mods?

03:19:38.020 --> 03:19:45.380
Build some fucking, build some amusement park shit.

03:19:45.380 --> 03:19:47.020
Anafaris wheel?

03:19:47.020 --> 03:19:53.140
I mean dude, this next to the fucking restaurant?

03:19:53.140 --> 03:19:57.300
I mean this would be a very prized bit of real estate then.

03:19:57.300 --> 03:20:02.500
I was gonna say me personally, I probably build it in such a way that you can access

03:20:02.500 --> 03:20:03.500
it but...

03:20:03.500 --> 03:20:10.500
We interrupt to bring you some breaking news.

03:20:10.500 --> 03:20:12.500
Here's what's happening on our island.

03:20:12.500 --> 03:20:14.500
A Ferris Wheel.

03:20:14.500 --> 03:20:21.500
I was said alone one night in L.A. watching old Cronkite on the 7 o'clock news.

03:20:21.500 --> 03:20:29.500
They said there's been a deal to bring a Ferris Wheel to a land they wanna go cruise.

03:20:29.500 --> 03:20:31.500
from on high as ice king.

03:20:32.940 --> 03:20:34.440
Thanks for watching.

03:20:35.440 --> 03:20:37.940
I'm Bob Dylan, and you're up today.

03:20:39.940 --> 03:20:41.340
I can't hear them?

03:20:41.340 --> 03:20:43.340
Make your own Bob Dylan, bro.

03:20:44.640 --> 03:20:48.840
Your knees are living such well-rounded lives thanks to the amenities you built for them.

03:20:48.840 --> 03:20:52.340
Keep up the good work and they'll surely reach happiness levels

03:20:52.340 --> 03:20:54.340
one could only dream of.

03:20:54.340 --> 03:21:02.140
I don't know what type of shit Amy Blue and Connor McDavid are going to get up to on the

03:21:02.140 --> 03:21:03.580
Ferris wheel.

03:21:03.580 --> 03:21:17.300
Yo yo yo, okay, wait, wait, watch, watch, some shit's about to go down, bro.

03:21:17.300 --> 03:21:21.660
Bob Dylan's about to scare the eyebrows off of Dan's face.

03:21:21.660 --> 03:21:25.820
Oh, wait, wait, wait!

03:21:25.820 --> 03:21:29.820
Don't chill, chill, chill.

03:21:29.820 --> 03:21:33.840
Just wait.

03:21:33.840 --> 03:21:37.860
There's been a while since you talked to Ames. I mean, she's over there blowing bubbles.

03:21:37.860 --> 03:21:42.060
Bob, come on Bob.

03:21:42.060 --> 03:21:46.100
Get him, bro. Now he's just being weird with him.

03:21:46.100 --> 03:21:50.140
Now you look like a creep instead of just like trying to have some fun.

03:21:50.140 --> 03:21:52.140
Fun.

03:21:56.140 --> 03:21:58.140
The fuck?

03:21:58.140 --> 03:22:00.140
You fucking weirdo?

03:22:00.140 --> 03:22:02.140
Yeah.

03:22:04.140 --> 03:22:06.140
Have you given love much thought?

03:22:08.140 --> 03:22:10.140
Love is like

03:22:10.140 --> 03:22:14.140
a yummy cake you don't realize got stuck to your face.

03:22:14.140 --> 03:22:16.140
I think I understand.

03:22:20.140 --> 03:22:30.140
Ultra friends. Somehow even better than best friends, even though best friends means it

03:22:30.140 --> 03:22:32.140
can't get any better.

03:22:32.140 --> 03:22:37.140
Much to think about. I'd love to play a game with you, Polly Walnuts.

03:22:37.140 --> 03:22:39.140
Wanna play Red Light, Green Light.

03:22:39.140 --> 03:22:42.140
Alright, but you can't get mad.

03:22:42.140 --> 03:22:46.140
Here we go. Green Light.

03:22:46.140 --> 03:22:48.140
Red light.

03:22:50.140 --> 03:22:52.140
Green light.

03:22:52.140 --> 03:22:53.140
Red light.

03:22:53.140 --> 03:22:54.140
Caught you moving.

03:22:54.140 --> 03:22:56.140
You lose, brother.

03:22:56.140 --> 03:22:58.140
Bang!

03:23:00.140 --> 03:23:02.140
I've never won this game.

03:23:02.140 --> 03:23:04.140
Hey, you can't win them all.

03:23:04.140 --> 03:23:07.140
But you can get this as a consolation prize.

03:23:07.140 --> 03:23:19.580
Have we met? Oh yeah, we met. What am I? Oh, I stepped in some shit. That is just

03:23:19.580 --> 03:23:22.020
so typical me, bro.

03:23:22.020 --> 03:23:32.460
I'm feeling all over the place right now. Sorry, I'm a little upset with Austin Powers.

03:23:32.460 --> 03:23:34.300
Why did he have to say that?

03:23:34.300 --> 03:23:36.300
He is a pervert.

03:23:38.300 --> 03:23:40.300
Now, here's my question.

03:23:40.300 --> 03:23:44.300
What happens if, while she's pissed off with Austin Powers,

03:23:44.300 --> 03:23:46.300
we kinda like press the issue?

03:23:46.300 --> 03:23:49.300
He has no idea. He's oblivious.

03:23:51.300 --> 03:23:54.300
But that Trinity Cat is so shaggadelic!

03:23:54.300 --> 03:23:57.300
We have so much in common, baby!

03:23:58.300 --> 03:24:00.300
Oh, shit.

03:24:00.300 --> 03:24:02.300
It's Trinity.

03:24:04.300 --> 03:24:09.640
not bro whoa you ain't getting not that easy

03:24:09.640 --> 03:24:15.640
simply wonderful

03:24:15.640 --> 03:24:18.800
this will work this thing should make it better

03:24:18.800 --> 03:24:23.040
yeah baby yeah

03:24:23.040 --> 03:24:26.320
you're a tiger you're a sexual tiger

03:24:26.320 --> 03:24:30.120
yes yes yes no no

03:24:30.120 --> 03:24:46.540
I just want to see how this plays out drop trinity on Austin let's see that's a good

03:24:46.540 --> 03:24:57.960
point left and she's not fucking with his vibe

03:24:57.960 --> 03:25:01.040
He has lost his mojo.

03:25:01.040 --> 03:25:13.400
Who wants to try hopping into the discord?

03:25:13.400 --> 03:25:15.040
Is that, that's him, that's Malph!

03:25:15.040 --> 03:25:25.920
Malph wants to try hopping into the discord.

03:25:25.920 --> 03:25:33.000
following Dan for some reason. They're really treating this Daniel situation like a

03:25:33.000 --> 03:25:38.240
scent line from a pie on a windowsill.

03:25:44.000 --> 03:25:53.640
Yeah man, go straight into his house. This probably happens to Dan IRL.

03:25:55.920 --> 03:26:04.560
Um, what do you do for work?

03:26:04.560 --> 03:26:08.760
I think you would love...

03:26:08.760 --> 03:26:13.840
We need to buy some more food, man.

03:26:13.840 --> 03:26:24.560
What do you do for work is really good, right?

03:26:24.560 --> 03:26:25.560
He liked it.

03:26:29.560 --> 03:26:31.560
My look is lacking a certain something.

03:26:31.560 --> 03:26:32.060
Wrong.

03:26:32.060 --> 03:26:34.560
Can you get me some headwear that matches my current outfit?

03:26:34.560 --> 03:26:38.560
Brother, you're looking absolutely perfect as is.

03:26:38.560 --> 03:26:40.560
I guess I'll keep wearing this.

03:26:40.560 --> 03:26:41.560
Thanks.

03:26:43.560 --> 03:26:46.560
Why are all the people with the perfect looks are like I want to mix up my look?

03:26:46.560 --> 03:26:48.560
Bro, you look like you.

03:26:54.560 --> 03:26:56.180
I'm some loco-moco.

03:26:56.180 --> 03:26:57.940
That's too much for me right now.

03:26:57.940 --> 03:27:01.060
That's fair, it's probably like 1400 calories.

03:27:03.720 --> 03:27:05.940
Fuck it, that's some perfidu- perfidu- perfidu-

03:27:05.940 --> 03:27:06.440
Yum.

03:27:11.440 --> 03:27:13.140
Weren't you the same with the mustache?

03:27:13.140 --> 03:27:15.140
The mustache ruined my life, bro.

03:27:20.560 --> 03:27:21.780
It's gonna become his favorite food.

03:27:21.780 --> 03:27:23.540
Oh my god, I have $1200!

03:27:24.560 --> 03:27:29.560
Daniel's got let's go. He's got what do you do for work?

03:27:40.560 --> 03:27:43.560
Gotta think about this. He does say you please.

03:27:43.560 --> 03:27:56.720
He says, uh, Derrick, you sweats when angry sweats.

03:27:56.720 --> 03:28:03.640
My man, he does say my man.

03:28:03.640 --> 03:28:09.600
When happy, he does say life is bliss.

03:28:09.600 --> 03:28:11.600
My...

03:28:13.600 --> 03:28:15.600
My...

03:28:16.600 --> 03:28:18.600
My...

03:28:18.600 --> 03:28:20.600
My...

03:28:21.600 --> 03:28:23.600
Appreciate where we are.

03:28:23.600 --> 03:28:25.600
My name.

03:28:28.600 --> 03:28:31.600
But then he also, Dan also says my guy.

03:28:32.600 --> 03:28:38.600
He has a, and my man and my guy, and this is why English is such a difficult language to learn how to speak fluently.

03:28:38.600 --> 03:28:45.000
I always wanted to say my man is the sentence that you just said implies that you have had sexual intercourse

03:28:45.200 --> 03:28:49.720
my guy is like he is his bar of

03:28:50.480 --> 03:28:58.000
Affection for you has diminished what you have just said has done has made him a little bit angry and taken away one of his spirit hearts

03:28:58.100 --> 03:29:00.100
So he is saying okay my guy

03:29:02.360 --> 03:29:04.600
What are you talking about bro my man

03:29:04.600 --> 03:29:09.920
Am I the only person here who understands what my man is?

03:29:09.920 --> 03:29:17.760
My man is what the person just said means that they may have had sexual intercourse in their

03:29:17.760 --> 03:29:19.400
life.

03:29:19.400 --> 03:29:23.840
If you have been watching Daniel and you've been hearing my man and going like, that means

03:29:23.840 --> 03:29:29.240
that they're close friends, you don't know what you're talking about.

03:29:29.240 --> 03:29:30.240
You've been missing out.

03:29:30.240 --> 03:29:31.480
I wouldn't even call it subtext.

03:29:31.480 --> 03:29:34.000
I think that's doing it a little bit of a disservice.

03:29:34.000 --> 03:29:39.960
That was so trinity.

03:29:39.960 --> 03:29:42.000
You literally just need dessert.

03:29:42.000 --> 03:29:50.000
Trinity, you just need some olives.

03:29:50.000 --> 03:29:52.120
That's literally, you might say this isn't matrix food.

03:29:52.120 --> 03:29:53.120
Oh yeah?

03:29:53.120 --> 03:29:58.840
Well then why is it black and green?

03:29:58.840 --> 03:29:59.840
She didn't like olives?

03:29:59.840 --> 03:30:01.840
Okay, well that's a fucking first

03:30:07.440 --> 03:30:12.980
Fuck it, I'm not giving you perfidu-rolls. They don't have perfidu-rolls on the Nebuchadnezzar. Just give you a little head rub

03:30:15.480 --> 03:30:17.480
It's okay. It works

03:30:20.080 --> 03:30:22.700
Please fucking misogynistic that that worked

03:30:26.120 --> 03:30:28.120
She feeling better

03:30:29.840 --> 03:30:36.920
better. You giving Bobby any songs yet? Bob Dylan, sometimes when he finishes a sentence

03:30:36.920 --> 03:30:45.920
he does say everybody must get stoned. Which I think is awesome.

03:30:45.920 --> 03:31:02.820
Okay, Polly. Polly still hasn't met almost anybody, even in the La Casa. I don't think

03:31:02.820 --> 03:31:07.860
Polly Walnuts have you met Chad? Wait, wait, wait, wait, fuck that, Polly Walnuts, get

03:31:07.860 --> 03:31:09.860
Gator old ass out of here.

03:31:11.600 --> 03:31:19.360
Yeah, by it's it's it's called the Pocari sweat teats in Japanese Gatorade. She's about to propose to Connor McDavid.

03:31:26.200 --> 03:31:28.200
Oh no, he died.

03:31:28.200 --> 03:31:30.700
That clown looks just like Connor McDavid.

03:31:31.700 --> 03:31:33.700
I like Lexic.

03:31:37.860 --> 03:31:42.860
Hey Connor um it seems like you got a love interest on the island you got any

03:31:42.860 --> 03:31:47.760
uh any insight on what your strategy is gonna be when you you have your match

03:31:47.760 --> 03:31:51.700
with Amy Blue later tonight yeah I'm thinking we're gonna get Dixie and Deep

03:31:51.700 --> 03:31:58.900
uh you know no she lost her peloton

03:31:58.900 --> 03:32:00.900
Where could it be?

03:32:02.900 --> 03:32:04.900
Want some help looking for it?

03:32:04.900 --> 03:32:05.900
Yes, the guy we needed.

03:32:05.900 --> 03:32:07.900
I would appreciate that.

03:32:07.900 --> 03:32:09.900
It's pretty precious to me.

03:32:16.900 --> 03:32:17.900
Is this it?

03:32:20.900 --> 03:32:21.900
Thank you.

03:32:22.900 --> 03:32:23.900
Try to be careful with it.

03:32:23.900 --> 03:32:25.900
Okay.

03:32:25.900 --> 03:32:27.900
I'll take good care of it.

03:32:28.900 --> 03:32:36.780
Brogers did a George Costanza. He'd left something at her house so that he would have an excuse

03:32:36.780 --> 03:32:42.580
to go back and pick it up. We gotta advance this Connor McDavid Amy Blue situation here

03:32:42.580 --> 03:32:58.180
because I think Connor's clueless man. Connor McDavid loves American gay independent cinema.

03:32:58.180 --> 03:33:01.180
Of course he knows Amy Blue from the Doom generation.

03:33:13.180 --> 03:33:15.180
You know we got multiple beach landries, Bob.

03:33:20.180 --> 03:33:24.180
This is so real. I love how it says he's explaining and she's the one talking.

03:33:24.180 --> 03:33:32.180
You're crazy for that one, Nintendo. You're crazy. You ain't wrong, but you're crazy for that one.

03:33:35.180 --> 03:33:42.180
This is so real. Everyone else is out, like, having social dilemmas and shit. We're just inside shit. What's going on?

03:33:43.180 --> 03:33:45.180
Good day at school?

03:33:49.180 --> 03:33:51.180
Try not to hate me, Buck.

03:33:51.180 --> 03:34:02.520
I lost the book you lit me honey oh no what you can't get up on me

03:34:02.520 --> 03:34:09.680
I've been thinking, and I just have to say, it's been wonderful living with you, daddy!

03:34:09.680 --> 03:34:11.680
YAY!

03:34:11.680 --> 03:34:13.680
A private file for sure, sure.

03:34:15.680 --> 03:34:17.680
From a private account, I can't read a private file.

03:34:17.680 --> 03:34:19.680
I can't tell if they were gonna kill me or not.

03:34:19.680 --> 03:34:20.680
That's a dub.

03:34:20.680 --> 03:34:21.680
Be honest with me.

03:34:22.680 --> 03:34:23.680
You like me, right?

03:34:24.680 --> 03:34:27.680
Yes. We're married. I love you.

03:34:28.680 --> 03:34:30.680
Sorry, so it doesn't need to be reassured.

03:34:30.680 --> 03:34:31.680
I'm not a private file for you.

03:34:31.680 --> 03:34:32.680
I'm not a private file for you.

03:34:32.680 --> 03:34:33.680
I'm not a private file for you.

03:34:33.680 --> 03:34:34.680
I'm not a private file for you.

03:34:34.680 --> 03:34:35.680
I'm not a private file for you.

03:34:35.680 --> 03:34:36.680
I need to come clean about something.

03:34:36.680 --> 03:34:37.680
Oh, shit.

03:34:37.680 --> 03:34:39.680
I broke one of Daddy's imported.

03:34:39.680 --> 03:34:40.680
Handcrafted.

03:34:40.680 --> 03:34:42.020
Jewel-encrusted plate.

03:34:42.020 --> 03:34:43.020
You fucking what?

03:34:44.920 --> 03:34:46.420
That's always on your ears, bad lad.

03:34:46.760 --> 03:34:48.260
Not that you can't have.

03:34:48.260 --> 03:34:50.260
My jewel-encrusted flatware?

03:34:53.860 --> 03:34:56.660
Water under the bridge, no use crying over spilled milk.

03:34:57.160 --> 03:34:58.440
You have to pour the pond art.

03:34:58.440 --> 03:34:59.940
I can't stick on there with this one.

03:35:00.240 --> 03:35:02.400
Chad, how you doing? I've been ignoring you for a bit here.

03:35:02.640 --> 03:35:03.140
Huh?

03:35:03.140 --> 03:35:04.380
Houses looking nice.

03:35:04.540 --> 03:35:05.240
Right.

03:35:05.720 --> 03:35:06.420
Right.

03:35:06.420 --> 03:35:08.220
Yeah, that's facts.

03:35:08.220 --> 03:35:09.380
I know me.

03:35:09.380 --> 03:35:12.060
Mmm sounds like a you problem honestly

03:35:13.580 --> 03:35:17.460
Um, you know what let's see what we got going well

03:35:20.740 --> 03:35:24.760
You know what I got some we need to get more matrix rule that's for sure

03:35:26.020 --> 03:35:28.380
I have 20 bowls of that so trinity's

03:35:29.060 --> 03:35:36.720
Good to go. There's some yakitori yesterday. What else we got here. I know you chat you would love

03:35:36.720 --> 03:35:43.720
of Korean foods that are essentially made for the internet.

03:35:43.720 --> 03:35:47.720
Like, I know you would go fucking crazy for some bulgogi.

03:35:47.720 --> 03:35:52.720
I know you would fucking go ate shit over some fried spring rolls and shit like that.

03:35:52.720 --> 03:35:55.720
What else you got?

03:35:55.720 --> 03:35:57.720
Like some shit that...

03:35:57.720 --> 03:36:00.720
Basically like some junk food from another country,

03:36:00.720 --> 03:36:04.720
but the internet has tricked you into believing that it's like

03:36:04.720 --> 03:36:06.760
from that country eat for every meal,

03:36:06.760 --> 03:36:08.400
even though they eat it like once a month,

03:36:08.400 --> 03:36:09.800
because if they ate it for every meal,

03:36:09.800 --> 03:36:11.800
they would have a heart attack and die.

03:36:14.240 --> 03:36:17.440
I know you're gonna go fucking crazy over this yaki-tori,

03:36:17.440 --> 03:36:18.280
which is fair.

03:36:23.400 --> 03:36:24.800
It is really good.

03:36:24.800 --> 03:36:25.840
No, they don't really care.

03:36:25.840 --> 03:36:28.560
Butter cookie and yummy cake are your favorite foods.

03:36:28.560 --> 03:36:29.400
Okay.

03:36:30.920 --> 03:36:33.040
Macbos are all fucked up, man.

03:36:33.040 --> 03:36:37.560
I feel like chat IRL very divided on sparkling water

03:36:38.900 --> 03:36:41.500
Why am I wearing a suit cuz I'm streaming bro

03:36:49.480 --> 03:36:51.480
Controversial sparkling water take okay

03:36:53.320 --> 03:36:57.660
I like the plain sparkling water more. I know it's kind of crazy. It took me a while to get there

03:36:57.660 --> 03:37:02.000
Don't get me wrong Amy blue is always having some kind of fucking crash out, man

03:37:03.040 --> 03:37:06.040
Kind of true to the movie too.

03:37:06.040 --> 03:37:08.040
Fancy a round of poke the ferris wheel.

03:37:08.040 --> 03:37:10.040
Is that a euphemism, Polly?

03:37:10.040 --> 03:37:15.040
Poke the ferris wheel with just the right amount of power to make the knees gondola stop at the bottom?

03:37:15.040 --> 03:37:19.040
Poke the ferris wheel two times, and make my gondolas stop at the very bottom.

03:37:22.040 --> 03:37:26.040
You can hold down the A button to put more power into your poke. Let's give this a...

03:37:26.040 --> 03:37:28.040
Okay.

03:37:28.040 --> 03:37:36.640
I would like to not poke it at all.

03:37:36.640 --> 03:37:40.640
Give it one last poke.

03:37:40.640 --> 03:37:47.840
Or should I give it a really really hard poke?

03:37:47.840 --> 03:37:55.240
YES!

03:37:55.240 --> 03:37:57.240
I knew you couldn't do it.

03:37:59.240 --> 03:38:01.240
Give me a cat for the data or a buff. I'm begging you.

03:38:01.240 --> 03:38:03.240
Congratulations, you won.

03:38:05.240 --> 03:38:06.240
Time.

03:38:09.240 --> 03:38:10.240
Picky Bank.

03:38:10.240 --> 03:38:13.240
Picky Bank could be nice. I already got the other two anyway.

03:38:16.240 --> 03:38:18.240
So are you like God here?

03:38:18.240 --> 03:38:22.240
Yeah, somewhere like between God and like that one nosy friend

03:38:22.240 --> 03:38:27.200
friend who's always trying to set you up with like a person that they know they're

03:38:27.200 --> 03:38:31.420
always dropping into your MSN messenger and being like hey you should totally

03:38:31.420 --> 03:38:35.240
talk to this person and then you gotta be like why this is a story from the

03:38:35.240 --> 03:38:43.720
eighth grade and then they they're always like no reason

03:38:43.720 --> 03:38:49.200
She thinks she's Kathy.

03:38:49.200 --> 03:38:52.960
I'm feeling all over the place right now.

03:38:52.960 --> 03:38:55.400
You know what?

03:38:55.400 --> 03:39:04.800
Oh shit.

03:39:04.800 --> 03:39:10.520
Works every time, man.

03:39:10.520 --> 03:39:13.640
I think you would love pizza.

03:39:13.640 --> 03:39:14.140
Yeah.

03:39:14.140 --> 03:39:15.380
Amy, have you had pizza?

03:39:22.380 --> 03:39:23.780
More quiche coated.

03:39:23.780 --> 03:39:27.300
Why does Dan have so many ultra friends?

03:39:27.300 --> 03:39:29.420
He's a personable guy.

03:39:32.820 --> 03:39:34.620
Now, honestly, I'm kind of running out

03:39:34.620 --> 03:39:37.940
of stuff that I know about Amy Blue from the Doom

03:39:37.940 --> 03:39:38.620
generation.

03:39:38.620 --> 03:39:43.460
I mean, the movie's only, it's like 86 minutes long

03:39:43.460 --> 03:39:44.660
or something like that.

03:39:47.660 --> 03:39:51.460
At this point, we gotta, like now it is fan fiction.

03:39:54.820 --> 03:39:56.580
I have absolutely no idea.

03:39:56.580 --> 03:39:58.060
You can kick her off the island?

03:39:58.060 --> 03:40:00.980
Bro, that's just Connor McDavid's Oshie or whatever,

03:40:00.980 --> 03:40:02.180
like Vice Versa.

03:40:08.620 --> 03:40:15.620
I'll tell you one thing. She gets angry? Oh, we already have.

03:40:21.620 --> 03:40:28.620
Yeah, yeah, that's how she walks. That's absolutely how she walks.

03:40:32.620 --> 03:40:37.620
I feel like I'm getting closer to the light, really.

03:40:38.620 --> 03:40:42.120
Please give me something.

03:40:42.120 --> 03:40:45.620
Give me the option to spend some money to refresh my soul.

03:40:45.620 --> 03:40:47.620
Some breaking news.

03:40:47.620 --> 03:40:50.620
We've just received some wonderful news.

03:40:50.620 --> 03:40:57.120
An event is being held in honor of brother and to celebrate 50 boosts to island resident's happiness levels.

03:40:57.120 --> 03:40:59.620
Let's go live to the event.

03:41:02.120 --> 03:41:04.620
Wait, wait!

03:41:04.620 --> 03:41:09.620
It's so real that they got Bob in the Marathas, man.

03:41:14.620 --> 03:41:19.620
Yeti, this is the type of shit he was getting up to, rather, romance in the lingo.

03:41:20.620 --> 03:41:22.620
No!

03:41:23.620 --> 03:41:25.620
Gold trophy?

03:41:27.620 --> 03:41:29.620
What a wonderful performance.

03:41:29.620 --> 03:41:33.620
And a remarkable way to express appreciation for...

03:41:33.620 --> 03:41:38.680
It's kind of giving like North Korea news broadcast vibes like I'm just here to watch the news

03:41:38.680 --> 03:41:42.700
I don't want to turn on the news and they're like by the way glory to brother or whatever, but

03:41:43.380 --> 03:41:45.620
Me it's nice to be noticed I guess

03:41:49.780 --> 03:41:51.780
Hey, good afternoon

03:41:53.300 --> 03:41:55.620
He does have to say pucks in deep man

03:41:55.620 --> 03:42:07.620
I'm scared to ask this question. If you were to describe the real me, what kind of person would I be?

03:42:07.620 --> 03:42:30.980
Let's see, the kind of person the real Connor McDavid is, is an amazing, an Amazon delivery,

03:42:30.980 --> 03:42:40.460
amazing? A future Vancouver Canuck. Now be careful what you wish for. 44 year old

03:42:40.460 --> 03:42:46.260
Connor McDavid has now joined the Vancouver Canucks. You are an amazing hockey player.

03:42:46.260 --> 03:42:59.620
there's no doubt about that amazing hockey player an amazing hockey player huh

03:42:59.620 --> 03:43:07.140
yeah that's fair okay modest

03:43:07.140 --> 03:43:09.140
Imodest ass

03:43:11.700 --> 03:43:13.700
Still got some profiteroles in the tummy

03:43:14.300 --> 03:43:15.460
Whoa

03:43:15.460 --> 03:43:16.860
Whoa

03:43:16.860 --> 03:43:22.500
Whoa, why is it kind of baby girl? I think Connor is kind of baby girl to be honest with you a

03:43:25.740 --> 03:43:27.740
Yummy cake has gone viral globally

03:43:30.580 --> 03:43:34.620
Friends me talking to you. Oh, did you see that yummy cake? It's nice to meet you

03:43:34.620 --> 03:43:37.620
My name is Connor McDavit.

03:43:37.620 --> 03:43:41.620
Hello there, Connor McDavit. I'm known as Trinity.

03:43:46.620 --> 03:43:50.620
He's bragging about how good he is at things in general.

03:43:50.620 --> 03:43:53.620
Bro, she's not going to be receptive to that. She knows kung fu.

03:43:58.620 --> 03:44:03.620
They are both competent. They can bond over how they both have a certain degree of professional competency.

03:44:04.620 --> 03:44:16.660
She could literally download his hockey skills wait that's fucking true why didn't instead

03:44:16.660 --> 03:44:22.420
of betraying himself to the agents why didn't cipher just become fucking awesome at like

03:44:22.420 --> 03:44:29.540
basketball and then go to the NBA your man I mean like half the day he'd still be on

03:44:29.540 --> 03:44:32.860
the Nebuchadnezzar or whatever but whenever he wanted he could just pull up into the

03:44:32.860 --> 03:44:42.420
Matrix drops 60 on the bulls or something like that because of the red pill he can

03:44:42.420 --> 03:44:47.020
still go to the Matrix he just has to take a phone he could take a phone call

03:44:47.020 --> 03:44:49.980
to the Matrix bro

03:44:49.980 --> 03:45:06.780
Yeah, it's going to be island landscaping for sure.

03:45:06.780 --> 03:45:09.060
He would not drop 60 on the 90s bulls.

03:45:09.060 --> 03:45:14.660
Bro, he's in the matrix.

03:45:14.660 --> 03:45:19.260
He could make Michael Jordan's like pants fall down and then instead of like a penis

03:45:19.260 --> 03:45:26.700
he just has like action figure type torso where it's just like two lines where his legs go into like his torso and

03:45:27.700 --> 03:45:29.700
Then everyone would be like what the fuck?

03:45:30.980 --> 03:45:36.920
Michael Jordan's pants fell off and he's just he's got like nothing down there. He's got nothing down there

03:45:37.840 --> 03:45:40.580
He could never be as as masculine as cipher

03:45:42.880 --> 03:45:46.380
He couldn't drop 60 bro, he could drop 90 if he wanted

03:45:46.380 --> 03:45:53.460
He could be the next Pat Bev sure man, whatever

03:46:08.460 --> 03:46:10.460
That's real

03:46:10.460 --> 03:46:19.380
Chad, do you think it's good for our society that anytime there's like media where an adult

03:46:19.380 --> 03:46:21.540
interacts with a child in any way?

03:46:21.540 --> 03:46:24.660
Chad just says, monkey-ess over and over.

03:46:24.660 --> 03:46:28.380
Everything that possibly you're part of the problem.

03:46:28.380 --> 03:46:31.740
Yeah, it's really weird.

03:46:31.740 --> 03:46:36.300
Everything you're partly responsible, you share some ownership of the fact that we

03:46:36.300 --> 03:46:39.940
live in a low trust society where everybody like assumes the worst.

03:46:39.940 --> 03:46:41.940
at all times

03:46:44.300 --> 03:46:49.620
I was talking about it in Japan with another dad and I was like, you know, North America's so fucked

03:46:49.700 --> 03:46:53.740
If you're ever at the playground and like somebody comes over to use the pull-up bar

03:46:53.740 --> 03:46:59.300
They immediately come over to you and go hey, hey, I'm an adult. I'm at the playground. I'm not doing anything weird

03:46:59.300 --> 03:47:04.060
I'm just using the pull-up bar. I'm just here to use the pull-up bar and then you got to be like, yeah, dude

03:47:04.060 --> 03:47:09.780
It's literally fine. That's what the pull-up bar is there for is for adults to do like, you know pull-up side

03:47:09.940 --> 03:47:19.060
It's crazy to me, man.

03:47:19.060 --> 03:47:21.860
We need exercise parks.

03:47:21.860 --> 03:47:26.780
We need bamboo boxes for everybody, man.

03:47:26.780 --> 03:47:27.940
What did the other guy say?

03:47:27.940 --> 03:47:29.420
Well, he lives in Japan.

03:47:29.420 --> 03:47:30.860
But he went, really?

03:47:30.860 --> 03:47:34.860
That's fucked up.

03:47:34.860 --> 03:47:39.580
Austin.

03:47:39.580 --> 03:47:41.540
He's sick of your shit, bro.

03:47:41.540 --> 03:47:46.060
You know, he's fucking done with you, man.

03:47:46.060 --> 03:47:47.740
You're not reading the vibe.

03:47:47.740 --> 03:47:49.660
I can't get Connor McDame it out of my head.

03:47:56.660 --> 03:47:58.660
Well, go talk to him, girl.

03:47:58.660 --> 03:47:59.660
Hey.

03:47:59.660 --> 03:48:02.660
Hey.

03:48:02.660 --> 03:48:03.660
He's so weird.

03:48:03.660 --> 03:48:07.660
I don't like Austin Powers anymore, man.

03:48:07.660 --> 03:48:08.660
He's lecherous.

03:48:08.660 --> 03:48:20.960
You're so blue. Amy blue from the boom generation. This is not him. He would go over and go.

03:48:20.960 --> 03:48:28.720
He would say something like double entendre or something like that. He would say a double

03:48:28.720 --> 03:48:35.720
entendre. He's not a creep in this. He's not like clandestinely spying on ladies like

03:48:35.720 --> 03:48:38.060
In Revenge of the Nerds or something like that?

03:48:38.060 --> 03:48:39.280
Yeah, baby.

03:48:42.560 --> 03:48:43.740
He did say, yeah, baby.

03:48:43.740 --> 03:48:45.440
He's getting his mojo back.

03:48:45.440 --> 03:48:46.520
What did she say?

03:48:46.520 --> 03:48:48.700
She said, I want to try hopping into the discord.

03:48:48.700 --> 03:48:52.520
Amy, you have to talk to him.

03:48:52.520 --> 03:48:56.240
You have to tell him how you feel.

03:48:56.240 --> 03:48:58.280
Ah, Connor McDavid.

03:48:58.280 --> 03:49:01.520
Looking lovely as ever.

03:49:01.520 --> 03:49:02.020
Um.

03:49:02.020 --> 03:49:15.340
She literally just saved the admin to know everything.

03:49:15.340 --> 03:49:16.340
Crushing.

03:49:16.340 --> 03:49:29.620
Isn't she fucking in love with him?

03:49:29.620 --> 03:49:30.620
What do you mean crushing?

03:49:30.620 --> 03:49:32.620
She's been seeing them in the clouds and shit.

03:49:37.620 --> 03:49:40.620
That's interesting. That's an interesting sentence probably.

03:49:41.620 --> 03:49:46.620
Bob is eating it up. I mean they were both born in like 1939, so that makes a lot of sense.

03:49:46.620 --> 03:49:49.620
Don't allow a plane to be swept to the weather.

03:49:49.620 --> 03:49:51.620
Don't allow a vehicle to be swept to the weather.

03:49:55.620 --> 03:49:56.620
Not Trinity, that's real.

03:49:56.620 --> 03:49:59.620
Wait, Bob Dylan in the Japanese kindergarten,

03:49:59.620 --> 03:50:01.620
now if it kind of goes crazy.

03:50:01.620 --> 03:50:07.620
But I fucking hate Austin Powers in the Phil Spencer loadout, man.

03:50:07.620 --> 03:50:09.620
That looks so bad.

03:50:09.620 --> 03:50:12.620
Austin Powers with the pre-distressed jeans.

03:50:13.620 --> 03:50:14.620
That's really easy.

03:50:14.620 --> 03:50:15.620
Yes, baby.

03:50:16.620 --> 03:50:19.620
Yes, baby. I know what you're wondering.

03:50:21.620 --> 03:50:24.620
Everybody in the audience, are you having fun?

03:50:24.620 --> 03:50:26.620
I just have one question for you.

03:50:26.620 --> 03:50:30.620
Shall we shag now or shag later?

03:50:31.620 --> 03:50:34.620
I know what you're wondering. Do I make you horny?

03:50:34.620 --> 03:50:36.620
Do I make you randy, baby?

03:50:38.620 --> 03:50:40.620
It's just a bit of how's your father.

03:50:41.620 --> 03:50:45.620
Richie Cannonbopper, ma'am, she's really monopolizing the conversation about them.

03:50:45.620 --> 03:50:47.620
Good afternoon, Richie Tuneba.

03:50:47.620 --> 03:50:49.620
Good afternoon, Kate.

03:50:49.620 --> 03:50:51.620
And the Norse too.

03:50:51.620 --> 03:50:53.620
Congratulations.

03:51:01.620 --> 03:51:03.620
Hmm hmm.

03:51:03.620 --> 03:51:05.620
I've just never seen anybody on the fair, sweet man.

03:51:05.620 --> 03:51:08.620
I think they're trying to tell me, hey, don't play any more Tomodachi Life.

03:51:08.620 --> 03:51:09.620
Nothing's happening.

03:51:09.620 --> 03:51:11.620
You've played four hours straight of Tomodachi Life.

03:51:11.620 --> 03:51:13.620
Fuck it, I'll keep playing, bro.

03:51:13.620 --> 03:51:15.860
This just means we gotta add one more individual.

03:51:15.860 --> 03:51:22.860
We gotta add another motherfucker, man.

03:51:22.860 --> 03:51:27.300
I think AVGN would be perfect, and he has so many catchphrases.

03:51:27.300 --> 03:51:35.140
AVGN would be a perfect addition to the islands.

03:51:35.140 --> 03:51:37.020
What about someone you know, IRL?

03:51:37.020 --> 03:51:51.900
after AVGN. Now what what AVGN are we gonna add? Because there's so many different. Oh

03:51:51.900 --> 03:51:59.100
I think this one will work. We're gonna... We're definitely not gonna save it as a webp.

03:51:59.100 --> 03:52:09.100
I'm going to grab that right there.

03:52:09.100 --> 03:52:14.780
WebP, what were they thinking?

03:52:14.780 --> 03:52:19.020
What's wrong with the JPEG?

03:52:19.020 --> 03:52:28.860
This is ABGN, I'm going to call it ABGN cool just to gas them up a little bit.

03:52:28.860 --> 03:52:40.140
Now this is the only problem with taking a screenshot of a PNG is that it has the PNG

03:52:40.140 --> 03:52:41.140
grid in the back.

03:52:41.140 --> 03:52:42.140
But you know what?

03:52:42.140 --> 03:52:43.140
I hope you'll forgive me that.

03:52:43.140 --> 03:52:44.140
Okay.

03:52:44.140 --> 03:52:48.940
Now this is pretty much perfect.

03:52:48.940 --> 03:52:55.020
His head is kind of like that.

03:52:55.020 --> 03:52:58.460
And then there's absolutely no question.

03:52:58.460 --> 03:53:09.980
he has glasses. Come on get off of the computer! And his glasses are like this but smaller and

03:53:10.700 --> 03:53:12.940
like the frames are a lot thinner.

03:53:17.340 --> 03:53:19.020
Even smaller than that.

03:53:19.020 --> 03:53:38.500
I've got to flatten them yes that's it you think it's 3-1 these are almost like

03:53:38.500 --> 03:53:43.860
too nerdy man like I don't I don't want to do a mad dirty

03:53:48.260 --> 03:53:53.860
wears him slightly low because he's saying some shit like perhaps a little

03:53:53.860 --> 03:53:58.860
sodium chloride next time and then he's kind of rocking like this bad boy

03:53:58.860 --> 03:54:02.300
Oh, that's way too bold, this for ABGM.

03:54:04.800 --> 03:54:06.360
Mouth is a gimme, though.

03:54:09.940 --> 03:54:12.340
Like, I almost think we almost got it perfect

03:54:12.340 --> 03:54:13.540
right off the bat.

03:54:20.980 --> 03:54:23.220
Five-one on the nose.

03:54:23.220 --> 03:54:24.980
You almost sound like Liz Faire.

03:54:24.980 --> 03:54:32.460
That's pretty fucking good.

03:54:32.460 --> 03:54:33.900
That's really good.

03:54:33.900 --> 03:54:42.100
We want to make sure he's wearing the nose, and the nose isn't wearing him, you know?

03:54:42.100 --> 03:54:43.740
The hair is all fucked up.

03:54:43.740 --> 03:54:44.740
The hair is like...

03:54:44.740 --> 03:54:45.740
That's pretty good.

03:54:45.740 --> 03:54:53.740
That's pretty good.

03:54:53.740 --> 03:55:02.420
It's a little darker though.

03:55:02.420 --> 03:55:03.660
That's red.

03:55:03.660 --> 03:55:07.220
It's not that dark.

03:55:07.220 --> 03:55:08.540
It's not that brown.

03:55:08.540 --> 03:55:14.220
That might be exactly the same, but that's pretty much it.

03:55:14.220 --> 03:55:30.140
That kind of captures the spirit of the ABGN a little bit more.

03:55:30.140 --> 03:55:39.900
This re- I don't know man, I gotta think about it, three, two, wait, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT

03:55:39.900 --> 03:55:52.500
a minute. It's it's something in three. Let's put it that way. This is a little

03:55:52.500 --> 03:55:59.500
maybe it's not that forehead focused. Maybe that's okay. I think it might be three one

03:55:59.500 --> 03:56:11.320
man. I think 3-1 evokes the the image a little better. Can you change the bangs?

03:56:11.320 --> 03:56:15.760
You know what? I suppose I could. I suppose I could change the bangs to be a

03:56:15.760 --> 03:56:21.000
little bit more. But then I got to change the back too. The back doesn't

03:56:21.000 --> 03:56:38.080
really matter. The bangs matter a lot. God that's really bad. You know what, I think

03:56:38.080 --> 03:56:47.520
I know myself. We don't need to sit here and waste our time. What happened to my

03:56:47.520 --> 03:56:54.560
three two because now three two has him looking fresh as fuck man that's my my

03:56:54.560 --> 03:57:00.800
three two has changed and now now he looks fucking awesome

03:57:02.960 --> 03:57:09.840
oh here we are this is my old three all right I think I can live with this but

03:57:09.840 --> 03:57:16.840
But I think, honestly, if you have brown hair, don't listen to this, okay?

03:57:16.840 --> 03:57:19.880
Wait, that's so much better.

03:57:19.880 --> 03:57:22.520
If you have brown hair, don't listen to this.

03:57:22.520 --> 03:57:25.440
But in the game, it's just better to make it.

03:57:25.440 --> 03:57:28.440
It's not that.

03:57:28.440 --> 03:57:31.640
It's not that.

03:57:31.640 --> 03:57:46.240
But there needs to be like a darker brown, like that, maybe that's the play.

03:57:46.240 --> 03:57:56.520
Okay, mouth needs to be bigger, because his discontent is like, is very well-known, but

03:57:56.520 --> 03:58:07.560
And it's thinner too, but bigger, but thicker, but not that thick, but like, no, that's just,

03:58:07.560 --> 03:58:13.720
that's quite chungus, um, he does need some probability.

03:58:13.720 --> 03:58:17.560
You know what else is going to bring this together?

03:58:17.560 --> 03:58:21.400
We might as well just put this on right now.

03:58:21.400 --> 03:58:29.520
this dude like a it's got to be one of the chins and it's got to be because we're

03:58:29.520 --> 03:58:34.120
basically for the bottom half of the face and he was going for this so I

03:58:34.120 --> 03:58:39.400
don't feel bad saying it we're going for Muppet and I think it's this one I think

03:58:39.400 --> 03:58:55.720
this one's a little bit more Muppet. And then we definitely want to change the eyebrows.

03:58:55.720 --> 03:59:04.080
The eyebrows are going to be pretty standard eyebrows, but with a hint of iron in them.

03:59:04.080 --> 03:59:06.960
and then lowering them will get the point across.

03:59:09.080 --> 03:59:09.920
Okay.

03:59:13.240 --> 03:59:14.080
It's a myth.

03:59:14.080 --> 03:59:16.400
It turns out when you change someone's facial features,

03:59:16.400 --> 03:59:17.800
they look a little different.

03:59:17.800 --> 03:59:19.640
Has anyone else ever thought of this?

03:59:22.640 --> 03:59:24.840
Try two-two, but this is good.

03:59:26.040 --> 03:59:27.560
Wait, but that's better.

03:59:29.200 --> 03:59:31.120
And then not quite so angry.

03:59:31.120 --> 03:59:31.960
I mean...

03:59:34.080 --> 03:59:36.880
No, that's just distressed. He's got to be angrier.

03:59:40.580 --> 03:59:42.680
That's really fucking good.

03:59:45.680 --> 03:59:48.180
Can I say something? He might be a little...

03:59:48.180 --> 03:59:50.580
He might be a little too angry.

03:59:53.180 --> 03:59:54.580
He looks perturbed.

03:59:54.980 --> 03:59:58.980
Perturbed? You think we need to go one... one step further?

04:00:00.780 --> 04:00:02.880
Oh, that's too angry, though.

04:00:04.080 --> 04:00:11.520
I think that's too angry at this point he's positively irate I think it's that

04:00:11.520 --> 04:00:20.080
man I also think there's a chance you could just run the depressed video game

04:00:20.080 --> 04:00:38.640
nerd. Now that's a relatable character. Nah man, that ain't it. I think that, I mean I

04:00:38.640 --> 04:00:46.960
think this is really good. Even though this isn't, like I can't help but feel that you

04:00:46.960 --> 04:00:50.680
You are of the impression, wait, this doesn't look exactly like the picture.

04:00:50.680 --> 04:00:55.440
Yeah, but the picture is just one of the many ways that this guy has looked.

04:00:55.440 --> 04:01:01.960
We need to make a me that looks like him from any angle.

04:01:01.960 --> 04:01:03.680
We don't need to make one that looks like the picture.

04:01:03.680 --> 04:01:06.840
We need to make one that evokes the spirit of him.

04:01:06.840 --> 04:01:13.080
And I think this is the spirit, man.

04:01:13.080 --> 04:01:27.880
Now I'll say it, he needs ears and he needs ears because it will highlight the glasses.

04:01:27.880 --> 04:01:42.520
He needs these, they need to be slightly bigger, they need to be higher, these look

04:01:42.520 --> 04:01:55.900
a nerdy you're already and then the glasses need to be one lower please but

04:01:55.900 --> 04:02:02.020
before you get married to the glasses let's rent the eyes I'm a big fan of

04:02:02.020 --> 04:02:05.140
these ones just

04:02:12.520 --> 04:02:26.240
That's the Furious Gamer, he is positive, this is the kind of gamer who is like sending

04:02:26.240 --> 04:02:28.040
you death threats.

04:02:28.040 --> 04:02:35.160
This guy is just like, I'm not happy with the game's patch, the game's newest patch

04:02:35.160 --> 04:02:37.440
is not to my liking.

04:02:37.440 --> 04:02:40.480
This guy is like, I'm going to kill you.

04:02:40.480 --> 04:02:45.820
But it's not even like you can't even control the position of your eyes on your face man

04:02:45.820 --> 04:02:49.320
That's not fair. The apoplectic Gavir

04:02:53.680 --> 04:02:55.680
That's too far

04:02:59.020 --> 04:03:02.960
Mostly still just sad wait

04:03:02.960 --> 04:03:22.080
No, it's not it's not capturing what I'm looking for yet. That's too angry. This might be it.

04:03:22.080 --> 04:03:29.920
This might be exactly what I'm looking for. This is like it's somewhere in between angry

04:03:29.920 --> 04:03:38.240
disappointed and then without a doubt first off he's so tired of this shit

04:03:38.240 --> 04:03:43.320
it's a shitload of fuck and he's not afraid to say it somebody's got to hold

04:03:43.320 --> 04:03:48.560
these game devs accountable not too tired he's still he's got a certain

04:03:48.560 --> 04:04:02.240
You do have to go.

04:04:02.240 --> 04:04:04.880
So I don't feel like he looks that angry anymore.

04:04:04.880 --> 04:04:16.360
He's lost some of the anger.

04:04:16.360 --> 04:04:23.640
this just kind of looks like a oh he got it back he got it back but now he's too now he's too

04:04:23.640 --> 04:04:25.640
Fucking angry man.

04:04:34.120 --> 04:04:37.120
WAIT!

04:04:43.000 --> 04:04:45.000
And then the glass is one bigger.

04:04:53.640 --> 04:04:56.640
Chad, I think we might have fucking nailed it.

04:05:00.140 --> 04:05:01.640
Like this is him.

04:05:02.640 --> 04:05:04.640
Maybe just a little.

04:05:13.640 --> 04:05:15.640
I think this is really good.

04:05:18.640 --> 04:05:22.640
Is there anything else I could be looking at here?

04:05:22.640 --> 04:05:25.880
your mouth could be better

04:05:27.880 --> 04:05:32.800
I feel like the mouth is doing a lot right now

04:05:35.760 --> 04:05:42.920
you think like that two one upside down

04:05:42.920 --> 04:05:52.920
Wait, this is the twisted video game nerd.

04:05:52.920 --> 04:06:01.480
Okay, it's Adolf Hitler again.

04:06:01.480 --> 04:06:05.680
Every single time you guys try to tell me to change the mouth, you just had me like

04:06:05.680 --> 04:06:08.920
make Hitler from base principles.

04:06:08.920 --> 04:06:34.920
It still looks like Hitler a little bit, even with now it looks like it shaved Hitler.

04:06:34.920 --> 04:06:41.920
the Resolute Video Game Nerd.

04:06:46.760 --> 04:06:53.760
Nah, that's pretty good. That might be it.

04:06:55.020 --> 04:07:02.020
James Rolf has 5-8 energy.

04:07:04.920 --> 04:07:16.020
His name is the...

04:07:16.020 --> 04:07:18.360
He introduces himself as the angry video game nerd.

04:07:18.360 --> 04:07:21.960
That's the important part.

04:07:21.960 --> 04:07:23.640
He's tall as fuck.

04:07:23.640 --> 04:07:26.640
Hi, my game.

04:07:26.640 --> 04:07:30.640
Angry video.

04:07:30.640 --> 04:07:50.920
video. Okay, well then it's simple. He introduces himself as AVGM.

04:07:50.920 --> 04:07:53.920
My name is ABG. My name is ABG.

04:07:53.920 --> 04:07:54.920
But...

04:07:55.920 --> 04:07:57.920
He says it.

04:07:58.920 --> 04:07:59.920
The...

04:07:59.920 --> 04:08:01.920
Angry...

04:08:04.920 --> 04:08:05.920
Video.

04:08:05.920 --> 04:08:07.920
Play through space in it!

04:08:10.920 --> 04:08:11.920
Video.

04:08:14.920 --> 04:08:17.920
Then maybe manually go down to space.

04:08:17.920 --> 04:08:18.920
No?

04:08:18.920 --> 04:08:26.520
how did they fuck up the keyboard man cuz it does like kind of auto-complete but

04:08:26.520 --> 04:08:32.520
you if you hit the space bar it just puts the word there with no space which

04:08:32.520 --> 04:08:36.200
is not obviously that's not what you want bro you need to get some competent

04:08:36.200 --> 04:08:46.160
user stories in your product testing pipeline my name is the angry video game

04:08:46.160 --> 04:08:50.160
My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

04:08:50.160 --> 04:08:53.160
Okay, that's good.

04:08:53.160 --> 04:08:55.160
He's a male.

04:08:55.160 --> 04:08:58.160
I'm gonna say he's probably born in like...

04:08:58.160 --> 04:09:00.160
I had to guess.

04:09:00.160 --> 04:09:04.160
I bet you were born in 1981.

04:09:06.160 --> 04:09:09.160
My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

04:09:09.160 --> 04:09:11.160
It's nice to meet you.

04:09:11.160 --> 04:09:13.160
Today is April 20th.

04:09:13.160 --> 04:09:15.900
He took his damn DL. Wait? Wait did I…?

04:09:17.520 --> 04:09:19.920
My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd!

04:09:19.920 --> 04:09:21.940
Hehehehehe!

04:09:23.260 --> 04:09:27.760
My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd!

04:09:29.280 --> 04:09:33.380
My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd!

04:09:35.980 --> 04:09:39.820
My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd you!

04:09:39.820 --> 04:09:42.820
My name is the Angry Video Gamer Jew.

04:09:47.320 --> 04:09:48.320
Whatever that's gonna happen.

04:09:48.320 --> 04:09:50.320
My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

04:09:53.820 --> 04:09:55.320
I'm hearing things that ain't there.

04:09:55.320 --> 04:09:57.320
My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

04:09:57.320 --> 04:09:58.320
He talks really fast.

04:09:58.320 --> 04:09:58.820
Yes.

04:09:58.820 --> 04:10:00.320
My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

04:10:00.320 --> 04:10:02.320
My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

04:10:02.320 --> 04:10:02.820
Yes.

04:10:02.820 --> 04:10:04.320
My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

04:10:04.320 --> 04:10:05.320
But he gets really angry.

04:10:05.320 --> 04:10:06.320
He talks really fast.

04:10:06.320 --> 04:10:09.320
Today is April 21st, 2026.

04:10:10.180 --> 04:10:39.300
So... How does this point,

04:10:39.300 --> 04:10:49.820
My name is The Angry Video Gang0r, My name is The Angry Video Gang0r.

04:10:49.820 --> 04:10:59.880
It's nice to meet you.

04:10:59.880 --> 04:11:07.200
My name is The Angry Video Gang0r.

04:11:07.200 --> 04:11:07.480
My-

04:11:07.860 --> 04:11:09.640
My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

04:11:10.720 --> 04:11:11.540
My name is the Angry

04:11:12.180 --> 04:11:13.860
My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

04:11:14.400 --> 04:11:15.940
My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

04:11:15.940 --> 04:11:17.340
I'm getting further and further away

04:11:17.340 --> 04:11:17.840
My name

04:11:18.580 --> 04:11:20.220
My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

04:11:20.760 --> 04:11:21.740
beers我不能卖2026

04:11:21.740 --> 04:11:22.960
Nothing special

04:11:22.960 --> 04:11:25.880
Today is April 21st 2026

04:11:26.560 --> 04:11:27.140
So

04:11:27.140 --> 04:11:29.600
I know we've got his fucking outfit on the island too

04:11:29.600 --> 04:11:31.260
My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

04:11:31.900 --> 04:11:32.400
It's

04:11:32.400 --> 04:11:34.060
My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

04:11:34.580 --> 04:11:36.880
My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd

04:11:37.200 --> 04:11:40.300
My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

04:11:40.300 --> 04:11:42.640
My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

04:11:42.640 --> 04:11:47.040
It's nice to meet you.

04:11:47.040 --> 04:11:47.460
Wait!

04:11:47.460 --> 04:11:48.900
It's nice to meet you.

04:11:48.900 --> 04:11:51.480
Today is April 21st, 2020.

04:11:51.480 --> 04:11:52.100
My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

04:11:52.100 --> 04:11:54.000
My name...

04:11:54.000 --> 04:11:55.340
My name is the Angry Video Gamer.

04:11:55.340 --> 04:11:57.240
It's nice to meet you.

04:11:57.240 --> 04:11:58.940
Today is April 21st, 2020.

04:11:58.940 --> 04:12:04.220
It's like a tattoo to rolling rock diarrhea dunk in my mouth.

04:12:04.220 --> 04:12:06.220
My name is the angry video game nerd.

04:12:06.220 --> 04:12:08.220
It's not my name is the angry video game nerd.

04:12:08.220 --> 04:12:10.220
It's my name is the angry video game nerd.

04:12:10.220 --> 04:12:12.220
My name is the angry video game nerd.

04:12:12.220 --> 04:12:14.220
My name is the angry video game nerd.

04:12:14.220 --> 04:12:16.220
It's nice to meet you.

04:12:16.220 --> 04:12:18.220
Today is my name is the angry video game nerd.

04:12:18.220 --> 04:12:20.220
My name is the angry video game nerd.

04:12:20.220 --> 04:12:22.220
My name is the angry video game nerd.

04:12:22.220 --> 04:12:24.220
My name is the angry video game nerd.

04:12:24.220 --> 04:12:26.220
That's good enough.

04:12:26.220 --> 04:12:28.220
It's nice to meet you.

04:12:28.220 --> 04:12:30.220
Is movement?

04:12:30.220 --> 04:12:32.220
I'm gonna say he's moving pretty normal.

04:12:32.220 --> 04:12:33.940
I'm gonna say he's moving pretty normal.

04:12:33.940 --> 04:12:36.820
Well, that's why I trust him more than Game Reviewers

04:12:36.820 --> 04:12:38.580
is because he's honest.

04:12:38.580 --> 04:12:39.620
His energy,

04:12:41.660 --> 04:12:43.980
I gotta say his energy,

04:12:43.980 --> 04:12:46.100
his thinking is very serious.

04:12:46.100 --> 04:12:49.460
Part of the humor is that he's very serious

04:12:49.460 --> 04:12:50.800
about silly stuff.

04:12:51.700 --> 04:12:55.780
And overall, I'd say he's fairly quirky for sure.

04:12:55.780 --> 04:12:57.340
But like the world would be a better place

04:12:57.340 --> 04:12:59.500
if there were more guys like him.

04:12:59.500 --> 04:13:00.340
And then

04:13:02.220 --> 04:13:06.380
Got a fairly flat demeanor, I would say, unless something really pisses him off.

04:13:10.620 --> 04:13:16.100
Intelligent and not afraid to show it, knowledgeable in a wide range of subjects, answers with confidence.

04:13:18.260 --> 04:13:19.740
I nailed his personality.

04:13:26.140 --> 04:13:27.940
Where the hell are you going to live, man?

04:13:27.940 --> 04:13:31.220
I mean, I don't really want the ABGN living next to me.

04:13:32.220 --> 04:13:35.260
He's like, you know he's gonna be recording that all hours of the night

04:13:38.500 --> 04:13:46.040
Be out here like trying to sleep it's like a diarrhea cockatoo dude fuck it's like a fucking it's like a bulls

04:13:47.540 --> 04:13:54.540
Grotem all we're scraping across my decroded anus, you know, you're gonna be come on man. Keep it down over there

04:13:58.300 --> 04:14:00.620
Whatever welcome to the neighborhood

04:14:02.220 --> 04:14:10.020
Um, hey, you must be brother. It's nice to meet you. My name is the Angry Video Game Nerd.

04:14:10.020 --> 04:14:16.520
I'm an ambitious rogue. My friends mean the world to me, and I also like to do things on my own sometimes.

04:14:16.520 --> 04:14:19.020
Thanks in advance for looking after me here.

04:14:23.520 --> 04:14:27.520
My friends mean the world to me is crazy.

04:14:27.520 --> 04:14:36.160
Okay, step one, I mean, I know exactly what kind of shirt you're wearing.

04:14:36.160 --> 04:14:41.400
This is a classic long sleeve basic dress shirt situation.

04:14:41.400 --> 04:14:45.720
The situation ever called for a basic dress shirt it was now.

04:14:45.720 --> 04:14:50.320
What about, I don't think I've ever, I think you're wearing some khakis if I had to guess.

04:14:50.320 --> 04:14:54.640
Seems like the type of fellow that could be wearing some chinos.

04:14:54.640 --> 04:15:01.640
Or some cargo pants to be fair.

04:15:01.640 --> 04:15:08.160
Let's go with some classic chinos.

04:15:08.160 --> 04:15:15.040
And then I'm going to say, he strikes me as the kind of guy that pairs black socks with

04:15:15.040 --> 04:15:21.600
brown sneakers.

04:15:21.600 --> 04:15:26.540
would be don't have really brown sneakers here. Can we give him brown business?

04:15:26.540 --> 04:15:30.400
Those are strappy pumps, bro. He ain't equipped for all that right now. Where's

04:15:30.400 --> 04:15:38.600
the business shoes? I mean, I'll be fucked if this isn't the AVGM fit, man.

04:15:38.600 --> 04:15:44.400
I think this might be fucking absolutely perfect.

04:15:51.600 --> 04:15:56.600
This is really good, man.

04:15:56.600 --> 04:15:59.600
No, wait, wait, he's gotta tuck it in!

04:15:59.600 --> 04:16:02.600
You gotta tuck it in!

04:16:02.600 --> 04:16:03.600
Don't blame me!

04:16:03.600 --> 04:16:06.600
You're the one who picked the outfit, bro!

04:16:11.600 --> 04:16:14.600
How do we get him to tuck this shit in?

04:16:16.600 --> 04:16:18.600
Um...

04:16:18.600 --> 04:16:20.600
Something unique.

04:16:20.600 --> 04:16:22.220
Then why?

04:16:22.220 --> 04:16:24.220
You're just, thank you for saving my life.

04:16:27.100 --> 04:16:27.940
That's it!

04:16:36.800 --> 04:16:37.800
And then...

04:16:39.800 --> 04:16:41.440
Hello.

04:16:41.440 --> 04:16:43.680
Now, I don't think I have chicken and rice.

04:16:43.680 --> 04:16:44.880
I'm sorry to say.

04:16:48.360 --> 04:16:49.560
I feel like you would really,

04:16:49.560 --> 04:16:57.000
I have I have yakitori that's chicken and I have bulgogi which I think it

04:16:57.000 --> 04:17:07.080
kind of sounds like bowl and you love to say bowl. He needs roadkill skog.

04:17:07.080 --> 04:17:10.480
You liked it.

04:17:10.480 --> 04:17:17.080
I'd say it's your favorite food, bro.

04:17:17.080 --> 04:17:33.080
Actually, I guarantee, somebody pull up a gif of AVGN eating popcorn.

04:17:33.080 --> 04:17:39.000
He's not even close to that one, man.

04:17:39.000 --> 04:17:45.160
Can I say something as well with this fellow right here?

04:17:45.160 --> 04:17:49.360
I've made a grievous error.

04:17:49.360 --> 04:17:51.880
His glasses need to be one size smaller.

04:17:51.880 --> 04:17:54.480
Hey, Spencer Brave, thank you for the gifted subscriptions.

04:17:54.480 --> 04:17:57.280
You got any strong opinions on the size of AVGN's glasses?

04:17:57.280 --> 04:17:59.400
You've earned it.

04:17:59.400 --> 04:18:00.960
That's so much better.

04:18:00.960 --> 04:18:05.960
Honestly, that really ties it together.

04:18:10.840 --> 04:18:14.280
I think his skin needs to be just a little bit more red.

04:18:14.280 --> 04:18:16.340
Like his blood pressure's a little higher.

04:18:21.920 --> 04:18:24.040
Thank you again, Spencer Brave, thank you.

04:18:28.400 --> 04:18:30.240
Like he's not quite Pauli Walnutz.

04:18:30.240 --> 04:18:32.480
Oh, it's him!

04:18:34.960 --> 04:18:36.960
It is a little Peter Griffin.

04:18:39.040 --> 04:18:42.720
But it's not my fault that this dude dresses like Peter Griffin, man.

04:18:42.720 --> 04:18:44.080
Like, that's his fault.

04:18:44.080 --> 04:18:45.680
I didn't- don't be mad at me.

04:18:45.680 --> 04:18:47.680
I didn't do that. He did that.

04:18:50.720 --> 04:18:52.960
We do need Jeremy Irons from Margin Call.

04:18:54.320 --> 04:18:59.600
Explain it to me as if I were a five-year-old child or a golden retriever.

04:18:59.600 --> 04:19:02.760
I promise you I wasn't put in this position for my intelligence.

04:19:02.760 --> 04:19:04.760
He's always saying some shit like that.

04:19:09.080 --> 04:19:10.360
Dude, one thing's for sure.

04:19:10.360 --> 04:19:14.160
David had Jeremy talking like Joel at the end of Dead Ringers.

04:19:14.440 --> 04:19:15.120
Ro was like,

04:19:15.120 --> 04:19:15.800
Ellie?

04:19:16.160 --> 04:19:16.920
Ellie?

04:19:17.240 --> 04:19:17.920
Ellie?

04:19:17.920 --> 04:19:19.120
You know what I'm saying?

04:19:23.560 --> 04:19:25.400
I'm fucking cracked at this man.

04:19:29.600 --> 04:19:35.520
No, man. You haven't seen Dead Ringers. It's one of my five stars on Letterbox from this year.

04:19:37.600 --> 04:19:39.600
I knew you could do it.

04:19:43.120 --> 04:19:45.920
I should put Bev and Ellie on the island.

04:19:47.120 --> 04:19:54.080
In the gynecological surgery fit that looks like it's from Gary Oldman's Bram Stoker's

04:19:54.080 --> 04:19:56.120
Is Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula?

04:19:56.120 --> 04:20:00.920
Oh, can't forget the Bev, that's true.

04:20:00.920 --> 04:20:01.920
Kitty Kent?

04:20:01.920 --> 04:20:02.920
Paper airplane?

04:20:02.920 --> 04:20:03.920
Apocatoo!

04:20:03.920 --> 04:20:17.720
Dude, what do you want me to say?

04:20:17.720 --> 04:20:23.200
We captured his fucking essence in a single image.

04:20:23.200 --> 04:20:36.160
perfect. The Amy Blue is desperately in love with Connor McDavid. Connor McDavid is just like,

04:20:36.880 --> 04:20:47.200
damn, nature's crazy. Connor McDavid, Amy Blue, I'm sick to my stomach how much I love this guy.

04:20:47.200 --> 04:20:50.720
Conor McDavid side story. I have a sausage in my pocket

04:20:57.760 --> 04:20:59.760
Um

04:21:02.720 --> 04:21:06.480
I want to be friends with Conor McDavid. Everybody must get stoned

04:21:08.960 --> 04:21:11.760
What should we talk about? Oh, shit

04:21:11.760 --> 04:21:20.760
What's your, what's your Bob Dylan and Connor McDavid talk about?

04:21:20.760 --> 04:21:23.280
Hmm, that's interesting.

04:21:23.280 --> 04:21:25.640
Something else for sure.

04:21:25.640 --> 04:21:35.560
Topic they should talk about is, ah, that's very interesting.

04:21:35.560 --> 04:21:40.600
I have absolutely no idea.

04:21:40.600 --> 04:21:48.600
They could talk about the Hurricanes.

04:21:48.600 --> 04:21:59.600
They would both agree that the Hurricanes are pretty good.

04:21:59.600 --> 04:22:00.600
Hurricanes.

04:22:00.600 --> 04:22:01.600
Got it.

04:22:01.600 --> 04:22:05.600
I'll go talk to him about Hurricanes.

04:22:05.600 --> 04:22:09.600
Everybody must get stoned.

04:22:09.600 --> 04:22:16.000
The blues would also be fucking good damn Connor mcdavid

04:22:19.840 --> 04:22:21.840
Do you feel like talking about

04:22:24.760 --> 04:22:26.760
Hurricanes

04:22:27.800 --> 04:22:35.900
Tell me Bob Dylan did you see that report on TV? Yes, I did there was a double o t man hurricanes

04:22:35.900 --> 04:22:42.900
Of course I saw it. I've been itching to talk to someone about it. Everybody must get stoned.

04:22:42.900 --> 04:22:52.900
I was fascinated. Plus, I've been wanting to talk with someone about hurricanes.

04:22:52.900 --> 04:22:54.900
You might even see him at the finals, man.

04:22:54.900 --> 04:22:56.900
So, let's be friends, and then we'll talk about it.

04:22:56.900 --> 04:22:59.900
If you're lucky, you can mix it up as you lose to Carolina in the finals.

04:22:59.900 --> 04:23:04.900
Fastly different than losing to Florida.

04:23:04.900 --> 04:23:10.900
Why is McDavid so robotic?

04:23:10.900 --> 04:23:12.900
Because he's a hockey player giving an interview.

04:23:12.900 --> 04:23:20.900
Well, obviously,

04:23:20.900 --> 04:23:22.900
Obviously

04:23:26.580 --> 04:23:30.620
You'll like Bob Dylan would call him Mick Jesus

04:23:35.060 --> 04:23:39.300
He's really good at hockey I think this nickname sucks I'm just gonna say it like it

04:23:39.300 --> 04:23:42.260
Hey, mess Jesus mess Jesus

04:23:42.260 --> 04:23:44.260
Yes!

04:23:46.260 --> 04:23:50.260
Mess Jesus! How goes good? Mess Jesus! Want to hang out?

04:23:58.260 --> 04:23:59.260
Mac?

04:24:03.260 --> 04:24:04.260
Jesus.

04:24:06.260 --> 04:24:08.260
Don't say Jesus, man.

04:24:08.260 --> 04:24:13.220
Hey, map Jesus, long time no see.

04:24:13.220 --> 04:24:14.220
That's good enough.

04:24:14.220 --> 04:24:26.660
I'm gonna be honest with you, man, I think you would just call him Bob Dylan.

04:24:26.660 --> 04:24:35.020
Maybe just Bob?

04:24:35.020 --> 04:24:39.580
hockey players are always calling them like they're like I got a crazy nickname

04:24:39.580 --> 04:24:48.460
for you what if we just took your last name and put like her at the end that's

04:24:48.460 --> 04:24:49.460
That's Dilly.

04:24:49.460 --> 04:24:53.460
Y'all, you would call him Dilly!

04:24:53.460 --> 04:24:58.460
Actually, Dillsie!

04:24:58.460 --> 04:25:03.460
Dillsie is even better!

04:25:03.460 --> 04:25:07.460
Dillsie, I want to hang out.

04:25:07.460 --> 04:25:10.460
Looks like Mac Jesus and I are friends.

04:25:10.460 --> 04:25:14.460
Thanks to Veracains, everybody must get stoned.

04:25:14.460 --> 04:25:18.460
Seems like I can have a fun chat with Delsie.

04:25:19.460 --> 04:25:24.460
Dude, the island is getting so fucking contextualized.

04:25:24.460 --> 04:25:27.460
And they're fully formed individuals.

04:25:28.460 --> 04:25:30.460
He says some other shit, man.

04:25:31.460 --> 04:25:34.460
Problems, stuff that he's been saying.

04:25:35.460 --> 04:25:36.460
Kind of shit.

04:25:40.460 --> 04:25:42.460
Better think about it.

04:25:42.460 --> 04:25:47.460
He is saying a hard reign is going to fall.

04:25:47.460 --> 04:25:52.460
He is saying a hard reign is going to fall.

04:25:52.460 --> 04:25:56.460
He is saying don't think twice, he's alright.

04:25:56.460 --> 04:26:00.460
He is saying how does it feel?

04:26:05.460 --> 04:26:10.460
I wish I could just get him to play the harmonica as a touch phrase.

04:26:12.460 --> 04:26:15.780
I'm I'm searching and I'm racking my brain right now

04:26:22.100 --> 04:26:24.100
I've got a when angry

04:26:29.020 --> 04:26:31.020
When angry

04:26:33.300 --> 04:26:35.300
Your

04:26:37.820 --> 04:26:40.660
On idiot

04:26:42.460 --> 04:27:02.980
And then we gotta type this shit all out, you know, you're, and then I press Y, wait

04:27:02.980 --> 04:27:06.420
on idiot bay well you saved my life

04:27:11.220 --> 04:27:14.260
it's we're gonna make this long as fuck

04:27:17.700 --> 04:27:21.860
it's uh one

04:27:21.860 --> 04:27:34.580
And this could be a new speedrun category, level 10 Bob Dylan Tomodachi life, live in

04:27:34.580 --> 04:27:39.740
the dream speedrun.

04:27:39.740 --> 04:28:05.740
You can even, this will fit, be yourself.

04:28:05.740 --> 04:28:22.740
You're an idiot, babe. It's a wonder, you can even feed yourself.

04:28:22.740 --> 04:28:27.740
You're an idiot, babe. It's a wonder, you can even feed yourself.

04:28:27.740 --> 04:28:31.740
This is the pronunciation menu anyway. We can get some characters back.

04:28:35.740 --> 04:28:42.820
You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder if you can eat and feed yourself.

04:28:42.820 --> 04:28:49.320
Him busting that out when he's mad in the conversation is going to be funny as fuck.

04:28:49.320 --> 04:28:50.320
You want it?

04:28:50.320 --> 04:28:51.320
You want it Connor?

04:28:51.320 --> 04:28:57.140
No he's, give me, give me, give me, give me, I wrote it, give me, let me sing it.

04:28:57.140 --> 04:29:04.940
You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder if you can eat and feed yourself.

04:29:04.940 --> 04:29:05.940
I love it.

04:29:05.940 --> 04:29:08.820
That expression too much sense that you lie in it at first.

04:29:08.820 --> 04:29:10.540
It actually did at a certain time in your life.

04:29:10.540 --> 04:29:11.540
It actually did.

04:29:11.540 --> 04:29:12.540
Wow.

04:29:12.540 --> 04:29:13.540
He can be a little vindictive.

04:29:13.540 --> 04:29:19.940
Okay, let's see what Polly Walnes is dreaming about.

04:29:19.940 --> 04:29:23.060
Then I gotta head out of here a little bit early and send you over to Kate because I

04:29:23.060 --> 04:29:24.380
got a dentist appointment.

04:29:24.380 --> 04:29:28.780
I kinda buried the lead on that one, but it's gotta be done.

04:29:28.780 --> 04:29:33.180
Oh, shit, me and Polly Walnes playing Beyblades.

04:29:33.180 --> 04:29:48.780
I'm back.

04:29:48.780 --> 04:29:50.180
This is literally not fair.

04:29:50.180 --> 04:29:58.940
His head is so fucking big, man.

04:29:58.940 --> 04:29:59.940
I lost.

04:29:59.940 --> 04:30:01.140
I'll turn into a W.

04:30:04.540 --> 04:30:07.060
Why are you always going to see the dentist at 2.30?

04:30:07.060 --> 04:30:11.460
Cause it's fucking the time that works best in my schedule, okay?

04:30:12.660 --> 04:30:13.500
Such a strange.

04:30:18.620 --> 04:30:21.220
Oh, uh, what's up?

04:30:21.220 --> 04:30:22.500
Jimmy, this is Polly Walnuts.

04:30:22.500 --> 04:30:24.180
Can I give you a quick tour of my island?

04:30:24.180 --> 04:30:27.120
I love how this game promotes a culture of sharing.

04:30:27.120 --> 04:30:33.620
We got lots of individuals, so you probably saw as far as, I mean this is like the starter

04:30:33.620 --> 04:30:34.620
setup.

04:30:34.620 --> 04:30:38.540
We got my house, which is me, my wife, and my daughter.

04:30:38.540 --> 04:30:42.620
My house of course is called the La Casa.

04:30:42.620 --> 04:30:46.260
Then recently we added, we added Dan, of course there's Twitch Chat.

04:30:46.260 --> 04:30:48.780
Austin Powers is becoming a real perverted freak.

04:30:48.780 --> 04:30:53.980
Like he's kind of a pervert in the movies, but like, you know, chaotic good.

04:30:53.980 --> 04:30:57.980
But now he's just kind of walking around taking creep shots of all the women on the island,

04:30:57.980 --> 04:30:59.980
which is, I gotta have a talk with them.

04:30:59.980 --> 04:31:03.980
Of course, we got Bob Dylan, we got Connor McDavey, the best player in the NHL.

04:31:03.980 --> 04:31:04.980
We got Richie Tenenbaum.

04:31:04.980 --> 04:31:08.980
He's actually literally probably would have saved him in the movie if he could just get

04:31:08.980 --> 04:31:10.980
like a granola parfait like that.

04:31:10.980 --> 04:31:14.980
Of course, this is Pauly Walnuts from The Sopranos.

04:31:14.980 --> 04:31:15.980
Not Mitt Romney.

04:31:15.980 --> 04:31:16.980
This is Pauly Walnuts.

04:31:16.980 --> 04:31:18.980
Mitt Romney does not have a nose like that.

04:31:18.980 --> 04:31:21.980
He has the same hair, but not the same nose.

04:31:21.980 --> 04:31:22.980
Trinity from The Matrix.

04:31:22.980 --> 04:31:24.980
She's hacking into the mainframe right now

04:31:26.300 --> 04:31:28.300
The secret of my love ran be up

04:31:29.060 --> 04:31:34.820
Of course, it's behind a subscription wall. Just bro. Just ask tank to give you an exit

04:31:35.580 --> 04:31:42.180
Tank I need a I need an exit at the subscription wall. God. He's got that fuck-ass like a tech support microphone

04:31:42.180 --> 04:31:44.180
I'm on a trinity. Give me a minute

04:31:44.700 --> 04:31:46.700
and then of course, I mean

04:31:46.700 --> 04:31:52.920
AVGN, I can't wait for AVGN to level up or some shit like that man.

04:31:52.920 --> 04:32:01.380
He's got so many catchphrases, it's a shitload of fuck, it's Kakadiria Dump, I thought it

04:32:01.380 --> 04:32:09.700
was Skinny Peter Griffin, can I just say, first off Peter Griffin has brown glasses,

04:32:09.700 --> 04:32:15.820
secondly James Rolfe dresses, sorry James Rolfe might dress as however he wants.

04:32:15.820 --> 04:32:19.420
The angry video game nerd dresses like Peter Griffin.

04:32:19.420 --> 04:32:21.380
It's not my fault that he looks like Peter Griffin,

04:32:21.380 --> 04:32:24.720
because he looks like Peter Griffin in the videos.

04:32:28.220 --> 04:32:29.620
I have no control over that.

04:32:33.200 --> 04:32:34.960
Anyway, let's leave it here for now, man.

04:32:34.960 --> 04:32:36.740
I think we did a good job.

04:32:36.740 --> 04:32:38.640
We added several me's today.

04:32:40.020 --> 04:32:42.200
I got married to my wife,

04:32:42.200 --> 04:32:44.420
which is the person that I would most want to marry.

04:32:44.420 --> 04:32:50.140
And most importantly, we told Austin Powers to fuck off with his horrible, horrible design

04:32:50.140 --> 04:32:53.940
ideas where he just wants to fill the island with vending machines fucking everywhere.

04:32:53.940 --> 04:32:59.900
Like, where, how did we get a fucking vending machine here, bro?

04:32:59.900 --> 04:33:02.620
When I wasn't looking, he said, let's just pop one down right there.

04:33:02.620 --> 04:33:05.060
Like, what's wrong with him?

04:33:05.060 --> 04:33:12.980
All right, and then of course, save and quit.

04:33:12.980 --> 04:33:16.320
I'll stop here.

04:33:16.320 --> 04:33:19.140
Bro the stream flew by.

04:33:19.140 --> 04:33:22.940
Tomodachi Life might be game of the century.

04:33:22.940 --> 04:33:24.660
Slay the Spire 2 is also up there.

04:33:28.180 --> 04:33:30.940
But it's also, I don't know, Tomodachi Life's got a certain

04:33:30.940 --> 04:33:32.340
Junaisei Kwa, man.

04:33:32.340 --> 04:33:35.260
Let's see, open a chat bit really quick.

04:33:35.260 --> 04:33:38.180
Who's going to be the character behind the marquee?

04:33:38.180 --> 04:33:39.900
I think it's going to be Bob Dylan today.

04:33:39.900 --> 04:33:41.460
I think Dylan was the star of the show.

04:33:42.980 --> 04:33:45.980
It's me!

04:33:46.980 --> 04:33:47.980
Alright.

04:33:48.980 --> 04:33:50.980
Do I still have a control V there?

04:33:50.980 --> 04:33:55.980
I need someone to put a slash in the chat so I can send you over to my wife.

04:33:56.980 --> 04:33:58.980
Anybody here put a forward slash in the chat?

04:33:58.980 --> 04:34:00.980
Thank you. Much appreciated.

04:34:01.980 --> 04:34:03.980
Grab that.

04:34:04.980 --> 04:34:05.980
That.

04:34:06.980 --> 04:34:07.980
And then...

04:34:07.980 --> 04:34:13.620
You can press ALT plus four seven.

04:34:13.620 --> 04:34:17.180
Um, how about ALT plus six seven?

04:34:17.180 --> 04:34:19.260
Everything about that?

04:34:19.260 --> 04:34:20.700
I'll be back tomorrow.

04:34:20.700 --> 04:34:22.700
Tomorrow, no dentist appointment.

04:34:22.700 --> 04:34:25.900
I will be here the whole time, presumably.

04:34:25.900 --> 04:34:29.460
As long as a fuck-ass airplane engine doesn't fall through my roof like Bonnie Darko or

04:34:29.460 --> 04:34:30.460
some shit like that.

04:34:30.460 --> 04:34:32.460
But either way, see you tomorrow.

04:34:32.460 --> 04:34:32.960
Goodbye!