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Yes, sir"}, {"start": 126.24, "end": 128.76, "text": " Shit is goaded. Let's go. Let's go"}, {"start": 131.07999999999998, "end": 137.56, "text": " You see sentimental value. Yes, it's the first thing I said when I started the stream a minute and a half ago"}, {"start": 137.56, "end": 139.56, "text": " It's the first thing I said"}, {"start": 139.56, "end": 158.4, "text": " It was in the preamble, the worst person in the world, this is what I'm saying, I'm not"}, {"start": 158.4, "end": 164.52, "text": " saying Norwegian cinema is not being the allegations and they only have one director."}, {"start": 164.52, "end": 170.08, "text": " But the line-up to recommend Norwegian cinema is also a line-up with Lars von Trier and"}, {"start": 170.08, "end": 174.24, "text": " Joachim Treher quite long."}, {"start": 174.24, "end": 179.72, "text": " The line-up without them, not as long, I've noticed."}, {"start": 179.72, "end": 181.4, "text": " Who directed Let the Right One In?"}, {"start": 181.4, "end": 184.24, "text": " That is peak though, but that's Swedish."}, {"start": 184.24, "end": 186.36, "text": " I don't know who directed it."}, {"start": 186.36, "end": 201.72000000000003, "text": " some dude named Lars, if I had to guess, or Henryk? Sven? Good, safe bet, man. Safe bet."}, {"start": 201.72, "end": 202.72, "text": " Thomas?"}, {"start": 202.72, "end": 213.92, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 213.92, "end": 219.56, "text": " No disrespect to the Thomases in the chat, but Thomas has so much more aura."}, {"start": 219.56, "end": 220.56, "text": " Thomas."}, {"start": 220.56, "end": 221.56, "text": " Fuck you!"}, {"start": 221.56, "end": 223.04, "text": " Hi, my name is Thomas."}, {"start": 223.04, "end": 224.04, "text": " Okay, buddy."}, {"start": 224.04, "end": 227.51999999999998, "text": " Fuck you. Hi, my name is Tom. My name is Thomas"}, {"start": 229.95999999999998, "end": 232.44, "text": " Okay, buddy. All right"}, {"start": 233.95999999999998, "end": 237.72, "text": " My name is Tomas. Whoa, damn"}, {"start": 241.28, "end": 246.44, "text": " Hey, anything the sense can come back on the hurricanes, I'm not really worried about all that I am reveling"}, {"start": 246.44, "end": 252.6, "text": " Oh poor Quinn Hughes is little his little legs must be tired 43 minutes of ice time last night"}, {"start": 254.04, "end": 259.52, "text": " And in a loss, oh and a double OT loss. Oh Quinn Quinn"}, {"start": 262.12, "end": 267.84, "text": " Get in the cold plunge Quinn or Matt Boldy will have to score a hat trick himself"}, {"start": 267.84000000000003, "end": 284.84000000000003, "text": " I hope it was worth it, Quinn."}, {"start": 284.84000000000003, "end": 292.64000000000004, "text": " I hope it was worth it while Mass Canuck ruining my wild."}, {"start": 292.64000000000004, "end": 294.8, "text": " I mean, he's literally your number one defenseman."}, {"start": 294.8, "end": 296.16, "text": " Matt Boldy's also pretty piqued."}, {"start": 296.16, "end": 297.16, "text": " Don't get me wrong."}, {"start": 297.16, "end": 305.76000000000005, "text": " Even though he played for Team USA, I kind of like Matt Boldy and it's 100% because he"}, {"start": 305.76000000000005, "end": 314.96000000000004, "text": " looks like that kid who used to do like the Katy Perry Firework lip sync videos on YouTube."}, {"start": 314.96000000000004, "end": 318.24, "text": " If you look like the kid who did the Katy Perry lip sync videos on YouTube, you're allowed"}, {"start": 318.24, "end": 322.84000000000003, "text": " to have one drink with Cache Patel in the locker room."}, {"start": 322.84000000000003, "end": 323.84000000000003, "text": " I said it."}, {"start": 323.84000000000003, "end": 339.62, "text": " it again. I'm good. You could double it and give it to the next guy. You could always"}, {"start": 339.62, "end": 353.3, "text": " double it and give it to the next guy. No law against that. Who cares about the dolls?"}, {"start": 353.3, "end": 367.7, "text": " I do. You guys ever seen on Autumn's Tale 1987? Charlie on Fed? Nope. No. No. Yes. It's"}, {"start": 367.7, "end": 369.42, "text": " It's peak, man."}, {"start": 369.42, "end": 374.26, "text": " Movie's dusty as hell."}, {"start": 374.26, "end": 375.26, "text": " It's not dusty."}, {"start": 375.26, "end": 383.94, "text": " It's actually a beautiful portrait of a New Yorkan transition."}, {"start": 383.94, "end": 390.09999999999997, "text": " Samuel paying with a hat, with a bat versus Inspector Tequila, who wins in a fight."}, {"start": 390.09999999999997, "end": 394.94, "text": " You know I love about an Autumn's Tale, among many other things."}, {"start": 394.94, "end": 401.94, "text": " Bro hates Yankee opera and then the climax of the movie is literally what he complained"}, {"start": 401.94, "end": 404.18, "text": " about."}, {"start": 404.18, "end": 409.32, "text": " Literally his 14th cousin asked him to dance dance with me dance with me and then he goes"}, {"start": 409.32, "end": 413.3, "text": " out and has like a West Side Story style brawl."}, {"start": 413.3, "end": 429.58000000000004, "text": " Springsteenian. He did let the Broadway folks have it, man. He literally jumped the line,"}, {"start": 429.58000000000004, "end": 435.34000000000003, "text": " pissed me off. You should get a babysitter so you can watch Michael. My wife is kind"}, {"start": 435.34000000000003, "end": 446.06000000000006, "text": " on a Michael Jackson kick. No way. Well she's kind of, I think it's because me being born"}, {"start": 446.06000000000006, "end": 454.58000000000004, "text": " in 1988, I kind of caught a little bit of the Comet's Tale with Michael Jackson. Some"}, {"start": 454.58000000000004, "end": 458.74, "text": " of those songs he came out with in the 90s were still huge. Like I can remember seeing"}, {"start": 458.74, "end": 462.90000000000003, "text": " the music video for like black and white and stuff like that and the premiere of the music"}, {"start": 462.90000000000003, "end": 472.18, "text": " video for Scream. So like I can, I knew how big Michael Jackson was, even though I wasn't"}, {"start": 472.18, "end": 477.02000000000004, "text": " really around in the 80s when he was at his peak of his popularity. But her being born"}, {"start": 477.02000000000004, "end": 484.94000000000005, "text": " in 1992, she kind of missed it. So she's actually, she's been discovering Michael Jackson and"}, {"start": 484.94000000000005, "end": 489.46000000000004, "text": " being like, I don't know if you know this, but this guy can really dance. And I'm like,"}, {"start": 489.46000000000004, "end": 492.98, "text": " That's 100% true."}, {"start": 492.98, "end": 498.42, "text": " But it is funny kind of like not having seen clips from Michael Jackson in like 10 years"}, {"start": 498.42, "end": 501.38000000000005, "text": " and then watching videos of him lip-syncing."}, {"start": 501.38000000000005, "end": 506.98, "text": " Sorry, but I mean that's not, that's not, you can't dance like that and sing that."}, {"start": 506.98, "end": 510.66, "text": " Not all of his performances are lip-syncing, but some of the performances of him on TV he's"}, {"start": 510.66, "end": 511.66, "text": " lip-syncing."}, {"start": 511.66, "end": 517.88, "text": " And just out of nowhere he's doing like front kicks on the stage that have absolutely nothing"}, {"start": 517.88, "end": 523.52, "text": " to do with the song whatsoever."}, {"start": 523.52, "end": 528.32, "text": " She told me her name was Billie Jean and she caused a scene and then 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"end": 580.16, "text": " That's controversial."}, {"start": 580.16, "end": 589.6800000000001, "text": " But we already played with those."}, {"start": 589.6800000000001, "end": 592.2, "text": " he actually would have loved Twitch."}, {"start": 592.2, "end": 594.8800000000001, "text": " Me pretending not to see Michael Jackson's message"}, {"start": 594.8800000000001, "end": 595.84, "text": " in Twitch chat."}, {"start": 600.0000000000001, "end": 603.32, "text": " Michael Jackson typing, hi, NL, hi, Northern Lion."}, {"start": 603.32, "end": 607.24, "text": " Me looking at chat and my eyes visibly dilating"}, {"start": 607.24, "end": 610.7600000000001, "text": " and then me looking back and going, oh, 2006,"}, {"start": 610.7600000000001, "end": 614.84, "text": " October 13th, 2006, could have been Saw Two in here."}, {"start": 614.84, "end": 617.4000000000001, "text": " I think Saw Two might have come out around that time."}, {"start": 619.6800000000001, "end": 631.6800000000001, "text": " What badge would he have?"}, {"start": 631.6800000000001, "end": 634.24, "text": " I'm not answering that."}, {"start": 634.24, "end": 642.32, "text": " I feel like there's a lot of different roads that could go down."}, {"start": 642.32, "end": 645.8000000000001, "text": " It does feel like this bit was just NL saying what he feels when using Michael Jackson as"}, {"start": 645.8000000000001, "end": 646.8000000000001, "text": " a prop for it."}, {"start": 646.8000000000001, "end": 648.6800000000001, "text": " Origin, that's a lot of the humor is that."}, {"start": 648.6800000000001, "end": 652.7600000000001, "text": " You ever realize that everything in life is really an analogy?"}, {"start": 652.7600000000001, "end": 653.96, "text": " I was thinking about that."}, {"start": 653.96, "end": 656.6, "text": " I was struck by what I'm sure is a completely original thought"}, {"start": 656.6, "end": 658.2800000000001, "text": " no one else has ever had."}, {"start": 658.2800000000001, "end": 661.72, "text": " All art is just analogizing."}, {"start": 661.72, "end": 663.6, "text": " This makes me think of this."}, {"start": 663.6, "end": 665.44, "text": " Doesn't this remind you of this?"}, {"start": 665.44, "end": 667.4000000000001, "text": " This evokes the same feeling as this."}, {"start": 667.4000000000001, "end": 671.44, "text": " Have you ever noticed that this is a microcosm of this?"}, {"start": 671.44, "end": 674.1600000000001, "text": " The only way we can define anything,"}, {"start": 674.1600000000001, "end": 678.1600000000001, "text": " whether it be a memory, an emotion, a taste, et cetera,"}, {"start": 678.16, "end": 681.4, "text": " is relatively by comparing it to other things."}, {"start": 681.4, "end": 683.64, "text": " There is no base level meaning to anything."}, {"start": 683.64, "end": 687.6, "text": " Only, like, experiences are only given meaning"}, {"start": 688.52, "end": 691.52, "text": " within the context that they relate to other things."}, {"start": 691.52, "end": 693.02, "text": " Very interesting thing, right?"}, {"start": 695.68, "end": 696.52, "text": " That might not be true,"}, {"start": 696.52, "end": 698.26, "text": " because sandwiches are pretty tasty,"}, {"start": 698.26, "end": 700.0, "text": " even if it's not the best sandwich you've ever had."}, {"start": 700.0, "end": 701.9599999999999, "text": " I don't have to think about it, though."}, {"start": 701.9599999999999, "end": 704.3199999999999, "text": " Okay, Kamala, okay, but she was spitting when she said,"}, {"start": 704.3199999999999, "end": 705.8, "text": " you think you fell out of a coconut tree."}, {"start": 705.8, "end": 706.64, "text": " She was right."}, {"start": 708.16, "end": 720.36, "text": " People hated her because the the kinds of people who say stuff like who cares if I spelled"}, {"start": 720.36, "end": 723.3199999999999, "text": " it wrong this ain't school they got mad."}, {"start": 723.3199999999999, "end": 727.92, "text": " They got mad and said I don't really understand what that means."}, {"start": 727.92, "end": 729.28, "text": " And as a result it must be false."}, {"start": 729.28, "end": 731.38, "text": " It brings false to me."}, {"start": 731.38, "end": 733.04, "text": " I did fall out of a coconut tree."}, {"start": 738.16, "end": 746.16, "text": " I did watch a DBJ watching that Corey Booker press conference though where he keeps saying"}, {"start": 746.16, "end": 752.9, "text": " where he, and I see so little content but I'm really glad that I saw this where Corey"}, {"start": 752.9, "end": 758.6999999999999, "text": " Booker keeps going like he's at the Michigan Senate or whatever and he keeps going only,"}, {"start": 758.6999999999999, "end": 764.8, "text": " oh I only agree with 90% of what she said so I'm not going to vote for her and you let"}, {"start": 764.8000000000001, "end": 771.0400000000001, "text": " somebody else get in the office who you agree with on zero percent that dvj was like I did that"}, {"start": 773.44, "end": 775.44, "text": " I did that"}, {"start": 778.0000000000001, "end": 782.5600000000001, "text": " Who does he think he's talking to man there you wow librarian that was quick"}, {"start": 782.5600000000001, "end": 795.7600000000001, "text": " I also did not and this is just piggybacking up DBJ's bits at this point."}, {"start": 795.7600000000001, "end": 799.6, "text": " I didn't know Corey Booker has like 15 tweets where he says like he's breaking up with sleep"}, {"start": 799.6, "end": 805.6400000000001, "text": " and starting a new relationship with coffee and they all read like exactly the same."}, {"start": 805.6400000000001, "end": 810.5200000000001, "text": " I'm ending my relationship with sleep and starting a new relationship with coffee."}, {"start": 810.52, "end": 828.8, "text": " really hot. It's pretty good though. We can't have a millennial president. It is interesting,"}, {"start": 828.8, "end": 839.64, "text": " right? I mean, this was my soft launch of my politics channel. I'm trying to think Obama"}, {"start": 839.64, "end": 845.08, "text": " not a millennial, millennial coded but not a millennial. I think there is a chance we just go"}, {"start": 845.08, "end": 852.76, "text": " straight from like the silent generation rate to like a gen, maybe a gen X president and then"}, {"start": 852.76, "end": 862.6, "text": " straight to Gen Z. Who's we? Well I guess that's true. Canada, I mean I feel like we already had"}, {"start": 862.6, "end": 869.08, "text": " had a millennial president. It doesn't get more millennial than Justin Trudeau, man."}, {"start": 869.08, "end": 879.8000000000001, "text": " A regrettable Halloween costume. And now he's going to say something foul about his relationship,"}, {"start": 879.8000000000001, "end": 886.9200000000001, "text": " which is not fair. Don't put regrettable in quotation marks. It's regrettable. It's a"}, {"start": 886.9200000000001, "end": 891.12, "text": " very, I mean, there's other words you could describe it, but I'm sure regrettable is within,"}, {"start": 891.12, "end": 895.72, "text": " If you did a word cloud of the way that he feels about it, that would probably be one"}, {"start": 895.72, "end": 904.08, "text": " of the biggest words in the word cloud."}, {"start": 904.08, "end": 914.48, "text": " You guys know Charlie Kaufman is 67?"}, {"start": 914.48, "end": 915.64, "text": " That's fucking peak, man."}, {"start": 921.12, "end": 929.76, "text": " Red, have you really been on Twitch since the Justin TV days?"}, {"start": 929.76, "end": 937.8, "text": " I honestly thought you were like 26 years old."}, {"start": 937.8, "end": 938.8, "text": " 34?"}, {"start": 938.8, "end": 940.6, "text": " Ah, same difference."}, {"start": 940.6, "end": 943.6, "text": " 34? Ah, same difference."}, {"start": 949.6, "end": 954.6, "text": " Big ups to the 34 year olds. Sorry you had to hear that to all the 26 year olds or whatever."}, {"start": 963.6, "end": 966.6, "text": " That's a Starcraft Brood War guy."}, {"start": 966.6, "end": 969.52, "text": " That's interesting."}, {"start": 969.52, "end": 973.96, "text": " I should have known from the G-Man avatar that you were not in your 20s."}, {"start": 973.96, "end": 981.5600000000001, "text": " 20-year-olds might have like a TF2 avatar, but I feel like the average 20-year-old in"}, {"start": 981.5600000000001, "end": 989.52, "text": " discord, sorry, the punchline came into my head and it actually like, did DOT to me."}, {"start": 989.52, "end": 993.2, "text": " It did poison damage to me when the punchline appeared fully formed in my head."}, {"start": 993.2, "end": 999.5200000000001, "text": " Like the average 20-year-old's discord avatar is like a normal picture of germa, but they've cut like a little slit out of his eyebrow"}, {"start": 1000.2800000000001, "end": 1007.0200000000001, "text": " They got like a germa fuckboy avatar or something like that or germa baby girl. There's a lot of germa baby girl avatars, too"}, {"start": 1013.36, "end": 1015.72, "text": " All right, let's start the fucking dolls man"}, {"start": 1016.96, "end": 1019.2800000000001, "text": " They're saying I'm a four and a half merchants on"}, {"start": 1019.28, "end": 1024.96, "text": " on Letterbox. They're saying he gave Robocop, Throne of Blood, End and Autumn's Tale 4.5 stars."}, {"start": 1024.96, "end": 1028.56, "text": " Okay, well people keep recommending like movies that are good as fuck to me, man."}, {"start": 1029.92, "end": 1030.8799999999999, "text": " What do you want me to say?"}, {"start": 1030.88, "end": 1046.96, "text": " Robocop is not fucking ass, man."}, {"start": 1046.96, "end": 1049.48, "text": " Throne of Blood is not the worst curisawa."}, {"start": 1049.48, "end": 1052.72, "text": " Rashomon is the worst curisawa, bro."}, {"start": 1052.72, "end": 1056.7600000000002, "text": " They really treated the only female character like the manosphere on Twitter is talking"}, {"start": 1056.7600000000002, "end": 1059.4, "text": " about night shift nurses."}, {"start": 1059.4, "end": 1068.8000000000002, "text": " is foul, man. Should I watch a brief encounter directed by David Lean from 1957? I'm a little"}, {"start": 1068.8000000000002, "end": 1072.64, "text": " different than the average motherfucker these days. I'm not the guy who's going to watch"}, {"start": 1072.64, "end": 1077.0400000000002, "text": " a YouTube video to understand the movie. I need to watch a movie to understand a YouTube"}, {"start": 1077.0400000000002, "end": 1087.5600000000002, "text": " video. A brief encounter. Bridge on the River Kwai. A lean night. The island of Dr. Javago."}, {"start": 1087.56, "end": 1093.32, "text": " Go for my dinner with Andre and said, literally added it to the list today."}, {"start": 1093.32, "end": 1097.8799999999999, "text": " When I was younger I used to think about money, now all I think about are memes."}, {"start": 1097.8799999999999, "end": 1105.6, "text": " Wall is Sean, that's my fucking goat right there."}, {"start": 1105.6, "end": 1112.62, "text": " When you call my name, it's like a little prayer, I'm down on my knees, I want to take"}, {"start": 1112.62, "end": 1113.62, "text": " you there."}, {"start": 1113.62, "end": 1116.62, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 1116.6200000000001, "end": 1120.88, "text": " I feel like this is the craft, man."}, {"start": 1120.88, "end": 1123.1000000000001, "text": " Last boat departs at 6 PM."}, {"start": 1123.1000000000001, "end": 1126.7800000000002, "text": " They're really angling for Jaws."}, {"start": 1126.7800000000002, "end": 1128.0200000000002, "text": " This does not."}, {"start": 1128.0200000000002, "end": 1129.8200000000002, "text": " Can I say something crazy?"}, {"start": 1129.8200000000002, "end": 1131.22, "text": " Maybe they want Jaws, too."}, {"start": 1134.7, "end": 1141.6200000000001, "text": " Julie James, Julie James, Pet Cemetery, Peter Pan, maybe."}, {"start": 1141.6200000000001, "end": 1142.8600000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 1142.8600000000001, "end": 1144.8200000000002, "text": " It's Mackay Pfeiffer."}, {"start": 1144.8200000000002, "end": 1146.0600000000002, "text": " Wait, is this not?"}, {"start": 1146.06, "end": 1148.06, "text": " What did I say first? I said the craft."}, {"start": 1152.06, "end": 1154.06, "text": " The faculty? Wait a second."}, {"start": 1156.06, "end": 1160.06, "text": " Freddie Prinze Jr. Oh, is it just I know what you did last summer?"}, {"start": 1160.06, "end": 1166.06, "text": " I knew it was in that 90s fucking era. Is it I still know what you did last summer?"}, {"start": 1168.06, "end": 1172.06, "text": " I still know what you did last summer. That's crazy, man. You got it."}, {"start": 1172.06, "end": 1180.22, "text": " I still know what you did last summer."}, {"start": 1180.22, "end": 1182.78, "text": " Even ass movies had insane lighting back then."}, {"start": 1182.78, "end": 1185.3799999999999, "text": " I mean, Nick, you are not lying."}, {"start": 1185.3799999999999, "end": 1186.8799999999999, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 1186.8799999999999, "end": 1192.12, "text": " If this shit was on Netflix, I know it's easy points, but if this shit was on Netflix, how"}, {"start": 1192.12, "end": 1196.7, "text": " fucking garbage would this shot look?"}, {"start": 1196.7, "end": 1200.02, "text": " Look at the way they built a physical set."}, {"start": 1200.02, "end": 1201.4199999999998, "text": " They got the light porn info."}, {"start": 1201.42, "end": 1205.7, "text": " They didn't find it like this man, they didn't find it like this, this is stage, that takes"}, {"start": 1205.7, "end": 1208.66, "text": " a lot of look at all the candles and shit."}, {"start": 1208.66, "end": 1217.5800000000002, "text": " Now they just fuck it, just shoot it on your iPhone, we'll change the channels in post."}, {"start": 1217.5800000000002, "end": 1220.26, "text": " Also they would have done a split die-up, their shot right here."}, {"start": 1220.26, "end": 1226.6200000000001, "text": " And just to score some points with the Cinemati, they would have been, oh check it out, oh damn,"}, {"start": 1226.6200000000001, "end": 1230.26, "text": " all the letter box reviews would have been like, wow, there was really no reason this"}, {"start": 1230.26, "end": 1236.14, "text": " movie had to go so hard with the split diopter shot. That's cool though. Okay, you should"}, {"start": 1236.14, "end": 1246.34, "text": " see Lee Cronin's The Mummy then. Boy, do I have a fucking movie for you, man. Anyway,"}, {"start": 1246.34, "end": 1255.3, "text": " give me a second here as we move on. He knows. I know, I ain't passed the bar, but I know"}, {"start": 1255.3, "end": 1260.46, "text": " a little bit. Enough that you want to use my biopter to split. You haven't seen Lee"}, {"start": 1260.46, "end": 1268.74, "text": " Cronin's The Mummy? He's right, you know. Morgan Freeman? He's right, you know."}, {"start": 1268.74, "end": 1272.3799999999999, "text": " Some loser on Letterbox would have said, in all seriousness, despite the score, we need"}, {"start": 1272.3799999999999, "end": 1276.22, "text": " more movies like this. A decent, honest movie with some tough emotional moments and a few"}, {"start": 1276.22, "end": 1280.26, "text": " laughs. Some astonishingly good camera work for such a small movie. Okay, but that's literally"}, {"start": 1280.26, "end": 1286.82, "text": " my review of is this thing on directed by Bradley Cooper and of course starring"}, {"start": 1286.82, "end": 1291.66, "text": " Will Arnett and Lord Dern and Bradley Cooper as balls that's my own review"}, {"start": 1291.66, "end": 1297.62, "text": " echoed back to me and in my defense that movie does have some fucking"}, {"start": 1297.62, "end": 1302.32, "text": " astonishingly good shots for a movie of its scope I think it's incredibly well"}, {"start": 1302.32, "end": 1307.66, "text": " shot and I do think we have we need more movies like that even though I gave it a"}, {"start": 1307.66, "end": 1313.18, "text": " three small movie but it's full of A-listers. Bro, Will Arnett is not an A-lister unless"}, {"start": 1313.18, "end": 1318.46, "text": " we're talking about in the realm of podcasting. He's a B-lister, okay? He's known. He's not"}, {"start": 1318.46, "end": 1323.8600000000001, "text": " an A, he's not Timberley Chalamet, okay? He's not Zendaya or something like, he's not Tom"}, {"start": 1323.8600000000001, "end": 1341.8600000000001, "text": " cruise. He's a B-lister. He's Batman in the Lego movie. In the Lego movie. Anyway. Well,"}, {"start": 1341.8600000000001, "end": 1346.1000000000001, "text": " most expect them to take Fernando Mendoza tonight. Who did the Raiders draft last time?"}, {"start": 1346.1000000000001, "end": 1349.6200000000001, "text": " They had the overall, the number one overall pick. Bro, Jemarcus Russell. I would literally"}, {"start": 1349.6200000000001, "end": 1354.7800000000002, "text": " watch the draft. Drew Bledsoe played at this Pac-10 school before he went number one overall"}, {"start": 1354.7800000000002, "end": 1365.0600000000002, "text": " in 1993. In Steph Curry's first career playoff series, he helped the Warriors upset this 57-win"}, {"start": 1365.0600000000002, "end": 1373.98, "text": " team that featured Andre Igwodala in the 2013 first round. Andre Igwodala, probably the Lakers,"}, {"start": 1373.98, "end": 1382.32, "text": " right? Makes perfect sense. The azure and continental are made by Lincoln. One thing's"}, {"start": 1382.32, "end": 1394.98, "text": " I... What the fuck? Oh the Bentley, Bentley continental. Why did I think Lincoln continental?"}, {"start": 1394.98, "end": 1402.78, "text": " That's things. Can I say something though? It is not about Bentley, it's about Lincoln."}, {"start": 1402.78, "end": 1412.18, "text": " One thing that you would think, when I was a kid, the only people who drove Buick's were old"}, {"start": 1412.18, "end": 1420.74, "text": " people. Same for Lincoln's. It's been 30 years since I was a kid. To this day, the only people I"}, {"start": 1420.74, "end": 1425.3, "text": " see driving Buicks are old people. How is that? Like 30 years ago I would have been like well"}, {"start": 1425.3, "end": 1431.22, "text": " eventually they're not going to be you know people that were 30 when Buicks were old people cars"}, {"start": 1431.22, "end": 1435.14, "text": " are going to be old and they're like I don't want to be old I'm going to drive a I'm going to drive"}, {"start": 1435.14, "end": 1440.02, "text": " something that's not a Buick but they're still they're still driving Buicks. I guess something"}, {"start": 1440.02, "end": 1446.58, "text": " about like turning 65 has you really start looking at Buicks a little bit differently."}, {"start": 1446.58, "end": 1450.8799999999999, "text": " You'll be old one day and understand."}, {"start": 1450.8799999999999, "end": 1452.58, "text": " I mean it's true with Lincoln's too."}, {"start": 1452.58, "end": 1456.22, "text": " Whenever I see someone driving like a Range Rover, I'm like, I have no idea how old they"}, {"start": 1456.22, "end": 1457.22, "text": " are."}, {"start": 1457.22, "end": 1460.06, "text": " All I know is that they don't give a fuck about the upkeep costs of that beast."}, {"start": 1460.06, "end": 1464.78, "text": " When I see someone driving a Lincoln Navigator, I'm like, give them a wide berth because this"}, {"start": 1464.78, "end": 1469.1399999999999, "text": " motherfucker is easily 80 plus."}, {"start": 1469.1399999999999, "end": 1473.58, "text": " That's Tina Fey and Kurt Russell."}, {"start": 1473.58, "end": 1483.6599999999999, "text": " collar on Kurt Russell there. Richard Feynman's in celebrity mashup? The fuck is Richard Feynman?"}, {"start": 1483.6599999999999, "end": 1489.34, "text": " Nobody on Barstool is going, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Richard Feynman and Enrico Fermi,"}, {"start": 1489.34, "end": 1495.98, "text": " okay? That shit is not happening. You can delete Richard Feynman, the physicist who was part of"}, {"start": 1495.98, "end": 1501.74, "text": " the fucking Manhattan Project at Los Alamos, New Mexico. You can delete him from the Daily Dozen."}, {"start": 1501.74, "end": 1505.94, "text": " That shit is going to get a zero percent. This is more your speed, okay?"}, {"start": 1505.94, "end": 1510.14, "text": " One of this regional chain signature items is the three-way spaghetti topped"}, {"start": 1510.14, "end": 1515.32, "text": " with their secret receipt chili. Secret receipt chili? You can't eat that. It's"}, {"start": 1515.32, "end": 1520.88, "text": " got BPAs and a mound of cheddar cheese. Okay, there's only one chili restaurant"}, {"start": 1520.88, "end": 1524.94, "text": " I'm aware of, and I do think it's served on top of spaghetti. Can I tell you"}, {"start": 1524.94, "end": 1530.86, "text": " something crazy? Dropping my kid off at school this morning, I swear to God,"}, {"start": 1530.8600000000001, "end": 1536.38, "text": " she made a gummo reference. And I don't know where she saw it, unless they're"}, {"start": 1536.38, "end": 1542.22, "text": " watching it in kindergarten. We're walking from our car to the school,"}, {"start": 1542.22, "end": 1548.0600000000002, "text": " and she said, Daddy, did you know some parents let their kids eat in the"}, {"start": 1548.0600000000002, "end": 1553.14, "text": " bathtub? And I went, yeah, if you're gummo, and then she laughed. I went, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 1553.14, "end": 1561.38, "text": " My kid just clocked my gummo reference."}, {"start": 1561.38, "end": 1564.6200000000001, "text": " Like what the hell happened?"}, {"start": 1564.6200000000001, "end": 1569.7, "text": " Maybe she derived gummo from base principles."}, {"start": 1569.7, "end": 1578.5400000000002, "text": " With the actor's first names as the title, from 2010 to 2015, this free-form sitcom"}, {"start": 1578.54, "end": 1584.94, "text": " starred the actress who played Sabrina the Teenage Witch and an actor known for a woe catchphrase."}, {"start": 1585.8999999999999, "end": 1594.3799999999999, "text": " With the actor's first names, with the actor singular possessive first names as the title,"}, {"start": 1595.34, "end": 1601.34, "text": " from that it was the title from 2010 to 2015 but it could have been on the air for decades."}, {"start": 1601.34, "end": 1608.22, "text": " This free form, which it's a proper noun so this must be the network, sitcom starred the actress"}, {"start": 1608.54, "end": 1614.06, "text": " who played Sabrina the Teenage Witch, who is probably not Melissa Joan Hart,"}, {"start": 1614.06, "end": 1618.46, "text": " because she was really busy filming like God's Not Dead 4 during this time period,"}, {"start": 1618.46, "end": 1621.74, "text": " and an actor known for a woe catchphrase."}, {"start": 1623.58, "end": 1626.62, "text": " So this is Keanu, this is Melissa Keanu."}, {"start": 1628.7, "end": 1634.86, "text": " Actor, and an actor, Melissa. Oh my god, it's Melissa and Joey."}, {"start": 1634.8600000000001, "end": 1656.1000000000001, "text": " I have no idea. I don't really know what this is. Joey is from Blossom. The Mayan Bialik"}, {"start": 1656.1000000000001, "end": 1663.1000000000001, "text": " show and Melissa is Melissa Joan Hart."}, {"start": 1663.1000000000001, "end": 1670.18, "text": " All right, what the hell is Freeform?"}, {"start": 1670.18, "end": 1675.0200000000002, "text": " This should have six seasons on fucking Freeform, man."}, {"start": 1675.0200000000002, "end": 1677.1000000000001, "text": " It was Freeform's biggest show."}, {"start": 1677.1000000000001, "end": 1683.8200000000002, "text": " Joey, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 1683.82, "end": 1691.1, "text": " true that in his later years he would not carry a gun. I'm around too many children he'd say"}, {"start": 1691.82, "end": 1696.1399999999999, "text": " they should never know of one. Okay bro you're the one who got into the mafia."}, {"start": 1697.98, "end": 1702.7, "text": " This 2009 documentary about Michael Jackson's prep for a Vegas residency that was canceled due"}, {"start": 1702.7, "end": 1709.1799999999998, "text": " to his death grossed over 250 million. This is called like this is it. This is it Michael Jackson."}, {"start": 1709.18, "end": 1717.0600000000002, "text": " Pull it with Butterfly Wings, Chara Brock in 1979, oh I wonder bro, this is Richard Feynman,"}, {"start": 1717.0600000000002, "end": 1724.9, "text": " yeah it's the Smashing Pumpkins, 50%. Cars was a tough one. Celebrity mashup, everybody got it man."}, {"start": 1724.9, "end": 1736.94, "text": " Is this it? Is better than this is it? I would say probably yes. I would say that the Strokes"}, {"start": 1736.94, "end": 1743.74, "text": " Dabu album is better than the Michael Jackson concert documentary."}, {"start": 1747.26, "end": 1751.9, "text": " That makes sense to me. As good as it gets though,"}, {"start": 1751.9, "end": 1756.18, "text": " Unk was crazy when he threw the dog down that elevator shaft. He says some stuff"}, {"start": 1756.18, "end": 1760.8200000000002, "text": " to Greg Keneer that you can't take back. Nah man, maybe he's okay. Well, but how"}, {"start": 1760.82, "end": 1768.26, "text": " How does Helen Hunt, it kind of stretches the bounds of realism when Helen Hunt falls"}, {"start": 1768.26, "end": 1770.62, "text": " for Jack Mankelson in the movie."}, {"start": 1770.62, "end": 1777.02, "text": " And it's not because he's old and not well groomed, it's just like he's just not a good"}, {"start": 1777.02, "end": 1778.02, "text": " person."}, {"start": 1778.02, "end": 1781.34, "text": " He's just not a good person in the movie."}, {"start": 1781.34, "end": 1782.34, "text": " What the fuck are you talking about?"}, {"start": 1782.34, "end": 1786.1, "text": " I'm talking about as good as it gets from 1997."}, {"start": 1786.1, "end": 1789.1799999999998, "text": " He does do that thing with the sunglasses though."}, {"start": 1789.18, "end": 1796.8200000000002, "text": " Why don't you shut your cornhole and give me a chicken salad sandwich?"}, {"start": 1796.8200000000002, "end": 1800.42, "text": " He's always saying shit like that."}, {"start": 1800.42, "end": 1805.38, "text": " He's always saying some shit like that's not, I don't think he says that, but you could"}, {"start": 1805.38, "end": 1807.5800000000002, "text": " imagine him saying that in the movie."}, {"start": 1807.5800000000002, "end": 1810.5, "text": " He says stuff like that."}, {"start": 1810.5, "end": 1811.5, "text": " Great Nicholson."}, {"start": 1811.5, "end": 1813.5800000000002, "text": " I'm actually, I'm on a hot streak with impressions."}, {"start": 1813.5800000000002, "end": 1815.78, "text": " People liked the Gordon Ramsay one yesterday too."}, {"start": 1815.78, "end": 1819.94, "text": " It's kind of, it's kind of popping off."}, {"start": 1819.94, "end": 1821.3799999999999, "text": " It's kind of popping off lately."}, {"start": 1821.3799999999999, "end": 1833.1399999999999, "text": " They're saying I can capture the spirit of celebrities, if only for a brief instant."}, {"start": 1833.1399999999999, "end": 1835.3, "text": " Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is 24 today."}, {"start": 1835.3, "end": 1836.3, "text": " Who gives a fuck, man?"}, {"start": 1836.3, "end": 1838.34, "text": " Charlie Kaufman, 67!"}, {"start": 1838.3400000000001, "end": 1849.0600000000002, "text": " Fiction, pulp fiction, science fiction, historical fiction, literary fiction, kinds of fiction."}, {"start": 1849.0600000000002, "end": 1855.0600000000002, "text": " My very eager mother just served us nine pennies."}, {"start": 1855.0600000000002, "end": 1860.7, "text": " These are Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars in the fucking mnemonic to remember the order"}, {"start": 1860.7, "end": 1862.2200000000003, "text": " of the planets in our solar system."}, {"start": 1862.2200000000003, "end": 1864.7400000000002, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 1864.74, "end": 1873.38, "text": " Holy shit!"}, {"start": 1873.38, "end": 1874.38, "text": " Types of steak?"}, {"start": 1874.38, "end": 1875.38, "text": " A skirt steak?"}, {"start": 1875.38, "end": 1877.26, "text": " A flank steak?"}, {"start": 1877.26, "end": 1878.9, "text": " Maybe not."}, {"start": 1878.9, "end": 1879.9, "text": " Whammy."}, {"start": 1879.9, "end": 1880.9, "text": " Whammy."}, {"start": 1880.9, "end": 1886.6200000000001, "text": " Wait, Divo, Wham, Asia, Toto."}, {"start": 1886.6200000000001, "end": 1889.42, "text": " These are 80s pop groups."}, {"start": 1889.42, "end": 1895.42, "text": " I'm starting with four letter 80s pants."}, {"start": 1895.42, "end": 1899.42, "text": " You know the MJ1 where he puts his arms out to the side and goes,"}, {"start": 1899.42, "end": 1907.42, "text": " I'm doing that one. I don't think I could do the kick, but I can do that one."}, {"start": 1907.42, "end": 1915.42, "text": " That was a really good connections today."}, {"start": 1915.42, "end": 1919.02, "text": " I mean, anyone else ever sing Cosmic Pinball"}, {"start": 1919.02, "end": 1921.02, "text": " as your school musical?"}, {"start": 1921.02, "end": 1924.42, "text": " Cosmic Pinball, take me away."}, {"start": 1924.42, "end": 1928.74, "text": " I want to fly through outer space, whatever you say."}, {"start": 1928.74, "end": 1933.02, "text": " It's a big electrical ride, and you'll be our guide"}, {"start": 1933.02, "end": 1935.8600000000001, "text": " to adventure."}, {"start": 1936.98, "end": 1937.8200000000002, "text": " You don't know this?"}, {"start": 1937.8200000000002, "end": 1938.9, "text": " I don't think it's kind of,"}, {"start": 1938.9, "end": 1943.0600000000002, "text": " it's given a little bit of like waiting for guffman, but."}, {"start": 1945.42, "end": 1953.94, "text": " My ass did not go to the school plays, I was in it but it was like compulsory."}, {"start": 1953.94, "end": 1959.54, "text": " My teacher might have written it, and then every class, like the whole school sang the"}, {"start": 1959.54, "end": 1966.8600000000001, "text": " Cosmic Pinball theme, like the fanfare from Cosmic Pinball, but then every class had their"}, {"start": 1966.8600000000001, "end": 1967.94, "text": " own planet."}, {"start": 1967.94, "end": 1973.94, "text": " I can't remember what our planet was, which is crazy, but I do remember that we didn't"}, {"start": 1973.94, "end": 1978.3600000000001, "text": " have to sing Venus goddess of love and I was so stoked because I was like in the fifth"}, {"start": 1978.3600000000001, "end": 1988.88, "text": " grade I was like I don't want to sing a fucking love song to Venus bro that planet is stinky"}, {"start": 1988.88, "end": 1996.64, "text": " It has to be S, man."}, {"start": 1996.64, "end": 2001.7600000000002, "text": " Has to be Samsung."}, {"start": 2001.7600000000002, "end": 2006.0800000000002, "text": " Has to be Samsung."}, {"start": 2006.0800000000002, "end": 2009.72, "text": " It took a shot from the fucking diving bell and the butterfly, man."}, {"start": 2009.72, "end": 2011.8000000000002, "text": " Has to be World War II."}, {"start": 2011.8000000000002, "end": 2012.8000000000002, "text": " There's no shot."}, {"start": 2012.8000000000002, "end": 2013.8000000000002, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 2013.8000000000002, "end": 2014.8000000000002, "text": " World War II does not."}, {"start": 2014.8000000000002, "end": 2015.8000000000002, "text": " Well, you know what?"}, {"start": 2015.8, "end": 2021.96, "text": " World War Two has a million searches on Google, but like a hundred million on Bing, because"}, {"start": 2021.96, "end": 2027.28, "text": " that's the default on PCs that like old guys are using."}, {"start": 2027.28, "end": 2035.28, "text": " Like me, Apple's got to clear that."}, {"start": 2035.28, "end": 2037.6399999999999, "text": " It's got to be Apple over Narcissists."}, {"start": 2037.6399999999999, "end": 2041.0, "text": " Narcissists does not have more searches than World War Two, bro."}, {"start": 2041.0, "end": 2049.22, "text": " to Chinese has been trending up ever since ever since tip to tip. I gotta try it right."}, {"start": 2049.22, "end": 2057.82, "text": " Damn, this thing's, say Michael Jackson probably still gets more monthly streams than Paramore."}, {"start": 2057.82, "end": 2065.38, "text": " I'm not saying Paramore is not popular, but I mean it's Michael Jackson, man. It's gotta"}, {"start": 2065.38, "end": 2076.3, "text": " be Michael Jackson. This is always a tough one, man. It's always because in December,"}, {"start": 2076.3, "end": 2086.62, "text": " I do believe that you might be the most popular artist in the world, or at least one of them."}, {"start": 2086.62, "end": 2098.62, "text": " of December? I gotta try. I'm gonna go with Beyonce over Michael Buble."}, {"start": 2100.06, "end": 2105.62, "text": " Can I say as far as Vancouver celebrities go, I put Michael Buble close"}, {"start": 2105.62, "end": 2109.54, "text": " to the top. I'm not really fucking with his music that much. Obviously he's an"}, {"start": 2109.54, "end": 2114.66, "text": " amazing singer with a great voice, but he's way more of a real human being"}, {"start": 2114.66, "end": 2118.2599999999998, "text": " than fucking Ryan Reynolds, as far as I'm concerned."}, {"start": 2118.2599999999998, "end": 2119.98, "text": " I mean, I don't think anybody's gonna disagree with that."}, {"start": 2119.98, "end": 2122.8199999999997, "text": " I just wanna say, like, if I'm putting my trust"}, {"start": 2122.8199999999997, "end": 2124.7799999999997, "text": " in a Vancouver celebrity,"}, {"start": 2124.7799999999997, "end": 2126.46, "text": " I'm putting it into Michael Buble."}, {"start": 2126.46, "end": 2127.2999999999997, "text": " Cause every once in a while,"}, {"start": 2127.2999999999997, "end": 2128.58, "text": " he does something very relatable"}, {"start": 2128.58, "end": 2131.14, "text": " and like crashes out during a call"}, {"start": 2131.14, "end": 2135.46, "text": " to like a local talk radio show about the Vancouver Canucks."}, {"start": 2135.46, "end": 2136.98, "text": " And he knows what he's talking about."}, {"start": 2136.98, "end": 2139.7, "text": " Like, he's on r slash Canucks, man."}, {"start": 2144.66, "end": 2150.06, "text": " He did luck out that Pepsi named their sparkling water like after his last name"}, {"start": 2150.06, "end": 2153.7599999999998, "text": " for sure. I do believe that Ryan Reynolds is not a human being. I believe that"}, {"start": 2153.7599999999998, "end": 2158.46, "text": " inside of his solar plexus is a little alien with two levers that is operating"}, {"start": 2158.46, "end": 2164.8999999999996, "text": " in a way to accrue as much capital as possible. But that could change, that"}, {"start": 2164.8999999999996, "end": 2168.22, "text": " could change if he did like Van Wilder too. See, Kate's in Chad, Kate's saying she"}, {"start": 2168.22, "end": 2172.8599999999997, "text": " owns all of Michael Buble's albums. I honestly, I support that. I'll never be"}, {"start": 2172.86, "end": 2176.38, "text": " like oh I don't want to listen to Michael Buble. I think he's a good cultural ambassador at"}, {"start": 2176.38, "end": 2180.54, "text": " least right now and if you're watching this clip in like 2035 and he like pressed the"}, {"start": 2180.54, "end": 2185.1800000000003, "text": " button to nuke like the Vancouver Island community or something like that, I apologize"}, {"start": 2185.1800000000003, "end": 2189.34, "text": " but I'm recording this in 2026 so I don't know. As of right now, as of right now he"}, {"start": 2189.34, "end": 2199.82, "text": " seems fine. Anyway Beyonce is going to clear share. I think Jason Derulo is probably going"}, {"start": 2199.82, "end": 2203.76, "text": " to be a little bit overshare."}, {"start": 2203.76, "end": 2206.7000000000003, "text": " Insane picture, man."}, {"start": 2206.7000000000003, "end": 2212.1800000000003, "text": " I feel like this is really tough for me,"}, {"start": 2212.1800000000003, "end": 2215.34, "text": " because Justin Timberlake has the millennial nostalgia,"}, {"start": 2215.34, "end": 2218.02, "text": " but he also has trolls."}, {"start": 2218.02, "end": 2221.6600000000003, "text": " Trolls is like if you don't have any five-year-olds,"}, {"start": 2221.6600000000003, "end": 2224.7000000000003, "text": " like in your social network, you might not"}, {"start": 2224.7000000000003, "end": 2227.46, "text": " be aware that trolls is probably like the third highest"}, {"start": 2227.46, "end": 2231.96, "text": " grossing media property for the last 15 years."}, {"start": 2231.96, "end": 2233.94, "text": " Trolls is so good and I'm 33."}, {"start": 2233.94, "end": 2234.82, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 2234.82, "end": 2235.9, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 2235.9, "end": 2240.06, "text": " You need to watch some, I didn't say adult movies,"}, {"start": 2240.06, "end": 2242.66, "text": " but you need to watch the movies that are made for grownups."}, {"start": 2242.66, "end": 2244.82, "text": " Trolls is not peak."}, {"start": 2244.82, "end": 2246.9, "text": " It's the worst kind of jukebox musical."}, {"start": 2246.9, "end": 2250.98, "text": " I find it even worse than Sing and Sing 2,"}, {"start": 2250.98, "end": 2253.58, "text": " which I don't have a lot of respect for those either,"}, {"start": 2253.58, "end": 2256.82, "text": " despite their cultural cachet."}, {"start": 2256.82, "end": 2262.0, "text": " It's really good. I've seen all three films. Yeah, me too. You see you're fucking with Trolls band together"}, {"start": 2262.1400000000003, "end": 2269.5, "text": " Trolls band together literally exists just to be like a vehicle for n-sync as trolls to sing a song together"}, {"start": 2270.06, "end": 2275.44, "text": " That whole movie exists just so they could market it as being like we got them. We got the Beatles back together"}, {"start": 2276.7400000000002, "end": 2278.6400000000003, "text": " Like are you trolling?"}, {"start": 2278.6400000000003, "end": 2283.88, "text": " Yes, and okay, it's got fucking Zosia Mamet in it for like five seconds big whoop, bro"}, {"start": 2283.88, "end": 2288.52, "text": " this ain't fucking Lena Dunham, okay? This is Troll's band together. They don't,"}, {"start": 2288.52, "end": 2293.56, "text": " they don't have bangers. All of the songs are recontextualized from other media."}, {"start": 2293.56, "end": 2300.76, "text": " They have no original songs. Well, okay, I think actually they might have,"}, {"start": 2300.76, "end": 2304.28, "text": " they might have like one or two original songs in the third one, but they suck."}, {"start": 2304.28, "end": 2306.76, "text": " Actually, they don't, because Better Place is not that bad."}, {"start": 2306.76, "end": 2318.28, "text": " That's pretty good. They had plenty of good original songs, whatever your 33"}, {"start": 2318.28, "end": 2325.0, "text": " your favorite movie is, Troll's Band Together. I think Darulo clears. Really close though."}, {"start": 2325.0, "end": 2329.48, "text": " Probably go Justin Timberlake over Kelly."}, {"start": 2329.48, "end": 2342.88, "text": " I'm going to go creed over Kelly, it's just a great picture."}, {"start": 2342.88, "end": 2353.02, "text": " It's great that it's, if I may, it's four of the same guy."}, {"start": 2353.02, "end": 2362.82, "text": " just the same guy at four different times of his life. It is four dads. Should"}, {"start": 2362.82, "end": 2369.16, "text": " you bake bread on a Sunday morning baking my bread? Probably Creed clears the"}, {"start": 2369.16, "end": 2374.14, "text": " Home Depot. Real talk. Does anyone here work at a big box store? Because I have"}, {"start": 2374.14, "end": 2378.3, "text": " an interesting question. I've never worked in a big box store. I applied for"}, {"start": 2378.3, "end": 2384.46, "text": " Canadian Tire and did not get a call back along long, this is like 2005. Do they have,"}, {"start": 2384.46, "end": 2392.0600000000004, "text": " is there like an app where all of these big box stores get their music from? Because everything"}, {"start": 2392.0600000000004, "end": 2398.38, "text": " is so in-house and siloed. There's no way they're just going, hey store manager, like"}, {"start": 2398.38, "end": 2404.02, "text": " pick whatever you want to listen to today. There must be like a man, they have a contract"}, {"start": 2404.02, "end": 2410.42, "text": " with some kind of music service that is like for the next five years we are going to provide"}, {"start": 2410.42, "end": 2418.18, "text": " your music to every single one of your stores. Some stores get a corporate playlist. We get"}, {"start": 2418.18, "end": 2424.34, "text": " given Spotify playlists to play. Then the other thing is so like when you get given a Spotify"}, {"start": 2425.14, "end": 2433.86, "text": " playlist to play, do you then have to pay and by you I mean you know Best Buy for example"}, {"start": 2433.86, "end": 2437.3, "text": " Do you have to pay commercial licensing costs on that?"}, {"start": 2437.3, "end": 2444.9, "text": " Because there's no way that they're just letting them fly."}, {"start": 2444.9, "end": 2451.26, "text": " There's a corporate Pandora where you get the license along with it."}, {"start": 2451.26, "end": 2452.1, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 2455.42, "end": 2459.6600000000003, "text": " To me, it seemed like it must be that."}, {"start": 2459.66, "end": 2466.22, "text": " Because I've never been in a store that is a chain and been like, wow, this song is really good."}, {"start": 2468.06, "end": 2472.94, "text": " So obviously every single one of them is tapping into the same way they all buy their food from"}, {"start": 2472.94, "end": 2477.66, "text": " Cisco. If you go to a grocery store at like six in the morning, you just see all the Cisco"}, {"start": 2477.66, "end": 2483.18, "text": " trucks outside of it. They must also be getting all of their music from like the Cisco of music,"}, {"start": 2483.18, "end": 2490.18, "text": " essentially. If I have to hear Yamo be there one more time, yo, but like honestly the older"}, {"start": 2490.18, "end": 2494.2599999999998, "text": " I get the more I'm like, it's kind of awesome that they were playing Michael McDonald inside"}, {"start": 2494.2599999999998, "end": 2505.46, "text": " of the speaker city or whatever it's called in 40 year old virgin. It's kind of, oh wait,"}, {"start": 2505.46, "end": 2512.3799999999997, "text": " we're not even done with this shit yet. Is it speaker city? Is it speaker city? It's"}, {"start": 2512.38, "end": 2520.02, "text": " called something like smart tech. Yes, it is smart tech. Oh, what a picture. Speaker"}, {"start": 2520.02, "end": 2526.6600000000003, "text": " City, I believe, is the store that Vince Vaughn owns. Yes, in old school. Thank you. Yeah."}, {"start": 2526.6600000000003, "end": 2532.94, "text": " John Appetot, really, he must have sat in a room and brainstormed a lot of electronic"}, {"start": 2532.94, "end": 2541.58, "text": " stores that a single proprietor could own. Okay, Hamilton clears the amazing Spider-Man."}, {"start": 2541.58, "end": 2547.18, "text": " true. It's objectively true. The artist is going to clear the amazing Spider-Man."}, {"start": 2549.8199999999997, "end": 2556.7799999999997, "text": " Goldeneye is criminally underrated in this. Goldeneye should be considered, okay, I'm not"}, {"start": 2556.7799999999997, "end": 2561.02, "text": " going to go so far as to say that Goldeneye should be up there with Hardboiled, but it should be in"}, {"start": 2561.02, "end": 2569.66, "text": " the set, the class of action movies just below Hardboiled, because this is actually peak James"}, {"start": 2569.66, "end": 2573.8999999999996, "text": " Bond once you get out of the 1960s but for some reason I think people have an"}, {"start": 2573.8999999999996, "end": 2578.46, "text": " anti-James Bond bias for some reason and they just assume they'd like they"}, {"start": 2578.46, "end": 2582.06, "text": " watch so many that they're like they all kind of blend together they should not"}, {"start": 2582.06, "end": 2586.74, "text": " blend together. Goldeneye is as close as Bond has ever been to a masterpiece in my"}, {"start": 2586.74, "end": 2591.06, "text": " lifetime and the rest of the Brosnan ones are not very good going all the way"}, {"start": 2591.06, "end": 2595.66, "text": " to like pure isle dog shit in the form of Die Another Day but Goldeneye is so"}, {"start": 2595.66, "end": 2598.74, "text": " good. Well I clicked on I knew it wasn't gonna be there but I clicked on it just out"}, {"start": 2598.7400000000002, "end": 2609.6600000000003, "text": " of respect for it. Gold member is not even close to being as good as gold and I. Don't"}, {"start": 2609.6600000000003, "end": 2618.26, "text": " be ridiculous. That's insane. Casino Royale is so much better. They're both really, really"}, {"start": 2618.26, "end": 2624.46, "text": " good. They're both awesome. At any point when I was talking about gold and I, did I say fuck"}, {"start": 2624.46, "end": 2627.42, "text": " Casino Royale Casino Royale is obviously also great"}, {"start": 2631.62, "end": 2635.52, "text": " But Halle Berry she fucking sucks and die another day, too"}, {"start": 2636.54, "end": 2642.12, "text": " There's there's lots of strong female characters in die another day that are fucking horrible"}, {"start": 2642.98, "end": 2648.12, "text": " Madonna was a provocateur for like 50 years. She fucking sucks and die another day, too"}, {"start": 2648.3, "end": 2652.32, "text": " But the fuck does she have a British accent? She's teaching fencing, bro. You're Madonna"}, {"start": 2654.46, "end": 2664.62, "text": " Which Bond is the Mission Impossible 2?"}, {"start": 2664.62, "end": 2672.18, "text": " There's like at least 17 horrible James Bond movies, so you can really pick whichever one"}, {"start": 2672.18, "end": 2673.18, "text": " you want."}, {"start": 2673.18, "end": 2682.1, "text": " But Die Another Day is pretty close to Mission Impossible 2 in that it's at that weird turn"}, {"start": 2682.1, "end": 2688.2599999999998, "text": " of the millennium where it's like everything's gonna be cyber. We're gonna 3D print a dude's face"}, {"start": 2688.2599999999998, "end": 2693.7, "text": " and it's gonna like it's gonna be indistinguishable from if he actually looked like that but it like"}, {"start": 2693.7, "end": 2701.7799999999997, "text": " it does not work well it doesn't anyway. But less motorcycles. Mission Impossible 2 is not good."}, {"start": 2702.42, "end": 2706.5, "text": " John Woo is my goat. Mission Impossible movies are really good. MI2 is really bad."}, {"start": 2706.5, "end": 2710.94, "text": " They both fucked up on that one."}, {"start": 2710.94, "end": 2714.74, "text": " Creamy and delicious silk oat milk."}, {"start": 2714.74, "end": 2718.2, "text": " Free from, yeah we know it's free from a lot of stuff."}, {"start": 2718.2, "end": 2722.8, "text": " It's defined by not being what it's supposed to be and I love it for it."}, {"start": 2722.8, "end": 2726.46, "text": " I don't know how much this is, which I guess is the game, but I mean like I don't know"}, {"start": 2726.46, "end": 2727.54, "text": " how big it is."}, {"start": 2727.54, "end": 2738.58, "text": " It's three, three halves, so it's 1.5 gallons, six liters of old milk."}, {"start": 2738.58, "end": 2748.42, "text": " I would assume six liters of old milk would run you like 12, 9, 1299, 899."}, {"start": 2748.42, "end": 2755.7799999999997, "text": " Maybe it's not, maybe it's not a gallon and a half, because there's no shot that it's"}, {"start": 2755.78, "end": 2759.6800000000003, "text": " going to be $7.99 for a gallon and a half of oat milk, right?"}, {"start": 2760.94, "end": 2762.5, "text": " Think it just doesn't make any sense."}, {"start": 2772.1800000000003, "end": 2775.5, "text": " Did you see the senators sent that guy to Taiwan? Okay, no politics,"}, {"start": 2775.5, "end": 2777.82, "text": " please. We're trying to talk hockey here."}, {"start": 2785.78, "end": 2796.96, "text": " hmm how about T-more less T-more less not getting a lot of cash a and globe low"}, {"start": 2796.96, "end": 2803.78, "text": " lately 20,000 kilometers huh all right sweden"}, {"start": 2803.78, "end": 2809.42, "text": " Not a gas car."}, {"start": 2809.42, "end": 2819.38, "text": " So fuck the moon."}, {"start": 2819.38, "end": 2820.38, "text": " The Gambia?"}, {"start": 2820.38, "end": 2823.0600000000004, "text": " Sure, man."}, {"start": 2823.0600000000004, "end": 2824.0600000000004, "text": " Please fill out this field."}, {"start": 2824.0600000000004, "end": 2825.46, "text": " What do you think I am?"}, {"start": 2825.46, "end": 2826.46, "text": " Grass?"}, {"start": 2826.46, "end": 2827.46, "text": " Senegal?"}, {"start": 2827.46, "end": 2829.0600000000004, "text": " We'll just go with Senegal then."}, {"start": 2829.0600000000004, "end": 2830.26, "text": " 4,000?"}, {"start": 2830.26, "end": 2832.46, "text": " Could it be Brazil?"}, {"start": 2832.46, "end": 2848.46, "text": " Could it be Uruguay? Could it be Paraguay? Could it be Venezuela? Could it be Bolivia?"}, {"start": 2848.46, "end": 2857.46, "text": " Could it be Colombia? Could it be... Oh, it's in the Guyana territory. That's adjacent."}, {"start": 2857.46, "end": 2862.46, "text": " Jay said, could it be, oh the one day I don't get Surinam first."}, {"start": 2863.98, "end": 2866.7400000000002, "text": " I always get Surinam number one."}, {"start": 2870.94, "end": 2872.86, "text": " Fuck you, Timor Lest."}, {"start": 2873.7, "end": 2875.52, "text": " You fucking fucked me."}, {"start": 2875.52, "end": 2880.52, "text": " The one day, wait, did you, that's so true."}, {"start": 2881.94, "end": 2886.86, "text": " It's kind of crazy, Canada's independence came in 1867."}, {"start": 2886.86, "end": 2888.54, "text": " That's based, man."}, {"start": 2888.54, "end": 2889.86, "text": " That's fucking based."}, {"start": 2896.5, "end": 2899.9, "text": " This shit is, this is a Nordic state, man."}, {"start": 2906.94, "end": 2908.9, "text": " This is Latvia."}, {"start": 2910.7000000000003, "end": 2911.7400000000002, "text": " Fuck you."}, {"start": 2911.7400000000002, "end": 2913.5, "text": " It's not a Nordic state."}, {"start": 2913.5, "end": 2922.9, "text": " This is Armenia?"}, {"start": 2922.9, "end": 2926.02, "text": " This is Lebanon?"}, {"start": 2926.02, "end": 2935.26, "text": " No, it's 3000 kilometers south of Armenia."}, {"start": 2935.26, "end": 2936.38, "text": " Are you Ethiopia?"}, {"start": 2943.5, "end": 2953.5, "text": " You are Oman. You're Yemen."}, {"start": 2953.5, "end": 2979.5, "text": " South, no, just Sudan, Djibouti, every time, every time, every time, man."}, {"start": 2979.5, "end": 2986.5, "text": " It looks like a guy pooping."}, {"start": 2986.5, "end": 2993.42, "text": " Hang on, let me bring this back up."}, {"start": 2993.42, "end": 3002.3, "text": " I have to say I don't see it."}, {"start": 3002.3, "end": 3005.18, "text": " I see it, I see it."}, {"start": 3005.18, "end": 3006.18, "text": " He's hunched over."}, {"start": 3006.18, "end": 3008.3799999999997, "text": " These are, I'm assuming this is like, okay,"}, {"start": 3008.3799999999997, "end": 3009.5, "text": " obviously this is his hair."}, {"start": 3009.5, "end": 3012.7799999999997, "text": " He's got like a cowboy beep-bop thing going on with the hair"}, {"start": 3012.7799999999997, "end": 3014.2999999999997, "text": " or like a David Lynch."}, {"start": 3014.2999999999997, "end": 3015.98, "text": " And then like he's got a hoodie on."}, {"start": 3017.06, "end": 3018.2999999999997, "text": " So the poop can't be that bad"}, {"start": 3018.2999999999997, "end": 3020.08, "text": " because he's still got his shirt on."}, {"start": 3020.08, "end": 3022.1, "text": " And then this would be his torso."}, {"start": 3022.1, "end": 3024.62, "text": " Okay, so this is where his body bends,"}, {"start": 3024.62, "end": 3027.6, "text": " but why are his like knees so close to his chest?"}, {"start": 3033.94, "end": 3035.18, "text": " He's on his phone."}, {"start": 3036.18, "end": 3039.8599999999997, "text": " No, man, I don't buy it."}, {"start": 3039.8599999999997, "end": 3040.8599999999997, "text": " Pants pulled up."}, {"start": 3040.8599999999997, "end": 3043.8599999999997, "text": " Well, these look like pants to me."}, {"start": 3043.8599999999997, "end": 3045.7, "text": " I had a shirt off dump in Singapore."}, {"start": 3045.7, "end": 3053.3799999999997, "text": " We went to a hawker center and I just went to one of the stalls and pointed at a dish"}, {"start": 3053.3799999999997, "end": 3057.5, "text": " and then got the dish and ate it and then the next morning I, like, I think it's the"}, {"start": 3057.5, "end": 3066.14, "text": " first time since I quit drinking that I had a shirt off dump."}, {"start": 3066.14, "end": 3069.3799999999997, "text": " Like it had been a long, long time."}, {"start": 3069.3799999999997, "end": 3070.66, "text": " What dish was it?"}, {"start": 3070.66, "end": 3072.58, "text": " It said sambal beef."}, {"start": 3072.58, "end": 3073.8199999999997, "text": " Excuse me?"}, {"start": 3073.8199999999997, "end": 3081.22, "text": " I think I told you, it was the, I mean it was the day that we had to fly to Japan."}, {"start": 3081.22, "end": 3083.58, "text": " And you said my breath smelled like my poop."}, {"start": 3083.58, "end": 3086.9, "text": " That's how you know your fucking intestines are fucked up."}, {"start": 3086.9, "end": 3088.66, "text": " The gas was going in the wrong direction."}, {"start": 3096.14, "end": 3101.14, "text": " It was tasty, I'm not going to lie."}, {"start": 3101.14, "end": 3104.14, "text": " Why would you need to take your shirt off?"}, {"start": 3104.14, "end": 3106.14, "text": " Have you lived a full life?"}, {"start": 3106.14, "end": 3109.14, "text": " You've never had a shirt off dump?"}, {"start": 3114.14, "end": 3117.14, "text": " I'm not saying they're a fake shitter."}, {"start": 3117.14, "end": 3122.14, "text": " I'm just saying maybe you haven't been exposed to the same kind of environmental conditions that the rest of us have."}, {"start": 3122.14, "end": 3129.42, "text": " have. Sometimes you get on the toilet and you realize like you start to get sweaty and"}, {"start": 3129.42, "end": 3135.3399999999997, "text": " you're like, this is a shirt off dump. Honestly, it sounds crazy, but it's like there's some"}, {"start": 3135.3399999999997, "end": 3139.54, "text": " shits where you have to take your shirt off just so you can focus. Otherwise, it doesn't"}, {"start": 3139.54, "end": 3145.8199999999997, "text": " feel right. It would feel like driving without shoes on. Some shits you need to lock in and"}, {"start": 3145.8199999999997, "end": 3150.18, "text": " you take your shirt off and it sends a message to you like subconsciously that this is the"}, {"start": 3150.1800000000003, "end": 3162.26, "text": " kind of shit where you need to lock in. So you're fully nude taking a shit? Yeah,"}, {"start": 3162.26, "end": 3168.0600000000004, "text": " yeah, fully nude, obviously. I mean, what would I have on like a a boutonniere or"}, {"start": 3168.0600000000004, "end": 3177.5000000000005, "text": " something? Obviously my pants are off. It's weird clarifying questions. Socks? It"}, {"start": 3177.5, "end": 3179.34, "text": " I had just gotten out of bed."}, {"start": 3179.34, "end": 3180.78, "text": " I didn't have socks on."}, {"start": 3188.22, "end": 3189.78, "text": " Did you turn off the lights?"}, {"start": 3189.78, "end": 3191.62, "text": " You guys, they're not real shitters."}, {"start": 3191.62, "end": 3193.06, "text": " You guys were right, they're not real shitters."}, {"start": 3193.06, "end": 3194.86, "text": " You can't turn off the lights."}, {"start": 3194.86, "end": 3197.96, "text": " If anything, you would have to turn the lights up even more"}, {"start": 3197.96, "end": 3200.26, "text": " for a shit in which you take your shirt off."}, {"start": 3207.5, "end": 3217.16, "text": " They just don't get it man."}, {"start": 3217.16, "end": 3223.18, "text": " July 15th, 1988."}, {"start": 3223.18, "end": 3227.1, "text": " I was like almost out the damn oven, but not quite."}, {"start": 3227.1, "end": 3232.3, "text": " Paramount had a big movie starring Eddie Murphy from 1988."}, {"start": 3232.3, "end": 3233.7, "text": " It's a comedy romance."}, {"start": 3233.7, "end": 3237.46, "text": " Is it like coming to America?"}, {"start": 3237.46, "end": 3241.62, "text": " How many romance Eddie Murphy this summer Prince Akeem discovers America."}, {"start": 3241.62, "end": 3254.7400000000002, "text": " I did the sequel y'all I'm bad the sequel on that one with the two in it."}, {"start": 3254.7400000000002, "end": 3260.82, "text": " By the way I need you guys to be strong and not go see a devil wears Prada too and you're"}, {"start": 3260.82, "end": 3263.02, "text": " You're going to say why?"}, {"start": 3263.02, "end": 3266.38, "text": " Because of the number at the end of the title."}, {"start": 3266.38, "end": 3270.1800000000003, "text": " Because I'm sorry, there's no way that they're"}, {"start": 3270.1800000000003, "end": 3271.38, "text": " given interviews that they're like,"}, {"start": 3271.38, "end": 3273.42, "text": " it just felt like the right time."}, {"start": 3273.42, "end": 3277.06, "text": " It's been 22 years."}, {"start": 3277.06, "end": 3278.6600000000003, "text": " No way, man."}, {"start": 3278.6600000000003, "end": 3279.5, "text": " They didn't need it."}, {"start": 3282.82, "end": 3283.2200000000003, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 3283.2200000000003, "end": 3285.26, "text": " I'm going to get so dressed up."}, {"start": 3285.26, "end": 3286.54, "text": " I mean, you could have fun."}, {"start": 3286.54, "end": 3288.06, "text": " I mean, I hate you for going to see it."}, {"start": 3288.06, "end": 3292.66, "text": " But like, I just want you to know that you're part of the problem."}, {"start": 3296.58, "end": 3297.7799999999997, "text": " I don't hate Stanley Tucci."}, {"start": 3297.7799999999997, "end": 3300.58, "text": " I hate you going to see a movie just because it has Stanley Tucci in it."}, {"start": 3300.58, "end": 3303.18, "text": " I better not see any two star reviews that are like,"}, {"start": 3303.18, "end": 3305.9, "text": " this movie sucks and it's everything wrong with Hollywood still."}, {"start": 3305.9, "end": 3307.7799999999997, "text": " Stanley Tucci was baby girl in this."}, {"start": 3307.7799999999997, "end": 3309.14, "text": " I don't want to see that."}, {"start": 3311.42, "end": 3316.86, "text": " So many reviews are like, of movies that suck are like,"}, {"start": 3316.86, "end": 3324.86, "text": " Yeah, this movie sucked. Everybody that was in it sucked, except, oh, my favorite actor or actress who also happens to be insanely hot."}, {"start": 3324.86, "end": 3328.86, "text": " They were good in this. They're innocent. Everybody else can go to hell."}, {"start": 3331.86, "end": 3339.86, "text": " I want Anne Hathaway to get paid. Bro, she was Catwoman. She's fine, man. She was Cosette or whatever."}, {"start": 3339.86, "end": 3349.86, "text": " I'm pretty sure, and gonna be alright, okay?"}, {"start": 3349.86, "end": 3357.98, "text": " Ann's gonna be okay."}, {"start": 3357.98, "end": 3358.98, "text": " Meryl's gonna keep eating."}, {"start": 3358.98, "end": 3362.3, "text": " I wouldn't worry about it."}, {"start": 3362.3, "end": 3363.58, "text": " I'm trying to think about who else."}, {"start": 3363.58, "end": 3367.5, "text": " Emily Blunt, she's got that franchise money."}, {"start": 3367.5, "end": 3370.62, "text": " You're right a movie 25"}, {"start": 3371.7, "end": 3374.1, "text": " A movie just been in theaters for 50 years"}, {"start": 3376.3, "end": 3378.3, "text": " That's very faint Asia"}, {"start": 3379.94, "end": 3387.2, "text": " I'm not gonna debase myself by clicking on an actor for a Disney movie from like 1941"}, {"start": 3387.54, "end": 3391.02, "text": " Okay, so like I'll just start with the genre and then a tagline"}, {"start": 3391.02, "end": 3396.78, "text": " line. Love comes to the forest. Love comes to the forest, folks. End to you in one of"}, {"start": 3396.78, "end": 3408.9, "text": " the greatest love stories. That's Snow White, bro. That's not Snow White. She's got all"}, {"start": 3408.9, "end": 3416.58, "text": " the birds and shit. Bonnie Dunnigan. Love comes to the forest, folks. End to you. One"}, {"start": 3416.58, "end": 3427.64, "text": " of the world's greatest love stories. Robin Hood. Blank's tale unfolds from season to"}, {"start": 3427.64, "end": 3436.46, "text": " season as the young prince of the forest. I have to be honest, I don't know fucking"}, {"start": 3436.46, "end": 3441.7799999999997, "text": " anything about Bambi except that the shit happens to her mom at the start. And then"}, {"start": 3441.78, "end": 3449.98, "text": " the damn I honestly I thought Bambi was a female deer this whole time and I've"}, {"start": 3449.98, "end": 3455.82, "text": " seen the movie but I saw it when I was like I don't know probably like one"}, {"start": 3459.6200000000003, "end": 3467.5400000000004, "text": " that's a doe I don't see any fucking horns what is this like a 10-point buck"}, {"start": 3467.54, "end": 3471.22, "text": " No idea, man."}, {"start": 3471.22, "end": 3474.14, "text": " I thought I had something to say."}, {"start": 3474.14, "end": 3475.86, "text": " Oh, it's about taglines."}, {"start": 3475.86, "end": 3477.36, "text": " Love comes to the forest, folks."}, {"start": 3477.36, "end": 3478.36, "text": " Can I tell you something?"}, {"start": 3478.36, "end": 3479.36, "text": " Let me get my phone out."}, {"start": 3479.36, "end": 3486.82, "text": " I don't know if a tagline has ever done a film dirtier than on Autumn's Tale, which"}, {"start": 3486.82, "end": 3491.04, "text": " I watched today and gave four and a half stars because I thought it was peak chile unfat."}, {"start": 3491.04, "end": 3496.04, "text": " But here's the tagline."}, {"start": 3496.04, "end": 3499.8, "text": " And it's only going to make sense if you've seen an Autumn's Tale."}, {"start": 3499.8, "end": 3506.36, "text": " The tagline is, a story about a New York Chinatown cab driver who falls for a college student."}, {"start": 3506.36, "end": 3508.96, "text": " That's not what the movie's about."}, {"start": 3508.96, "end": 3512.4, "text": " At no point, first off, he is not a cab driver."}, {"start": 3512.4, "end": 3518.56, "text": " He does odd jobs, but mostly he works in a restaurant."}, {"start": 3518.56, "end": 3523.36, "text": " That's, I mean, for one sentence, half of the sentence just being factually incorrect"}, {"start": 3523.36, "end": 3524.36, "text": " is crazy."}, {"start": 3524.36, "end": 3532.76, "text": " He does drive a car in the movie but that doesn't make him a taxi driver. He also gets driven around."}, {"start": 3536.44, "end": 3540.6800000000003, "text": " Okay Warner Brothers 9 million Clint Eastwood. It's an action crime thriller."}, {"start": 3542.1200000000003, "end": 3547.88, "text": " Probably like Dirty Harry 6 or something like that. What's the movie where Warner"}, {"start": 3547.88, "end": 3553.4, "text": " Herzog has the monologue about how he likes Dirty Harry but he doesn't like poems? I have to see that."}, {"start": 3553.4, "end": 3556.12, "text": " Is that a Harmony Kareem movie? I have to see that."}, {"start": 3557.56, "end": 3560.12, "text": " I gotta put that. It's not Dad Grandpa or Shrek. Come on."}, {"start": 3561.56, "end": 3566.6, "text": " It is Julian Donkey Boy. Thank you. Thank you, Shloop. Julian Donkey Boy. Add it to the list."}, {"start": 3567.56, "end": 3573.88, "text": " It's not on criterion though, like that. Is it on? Give me a second here. Julian..."}, {"start": 3573.88, "end": 3586.2000000000003, "text": " Julian Donkie Boy, it is all criterion, what the fuck bro, add, add to list right in that"}, {"start": 3586.2000000000003, "end": 3594.88, "text": " way, no, I'm not in criterion, I'm in letterbox, of course it's on letterbox, it's a movie,"}, {"start": 3594.88, "end": 3598.8, "text": " oh man, okay, that's embarrassing."}, {"start": 3598.8, "end": 3608.1600000000003, "text": " julian talky boy osmataz buck shake it is on criterion add to my list"}, {"start": 3611.2000000000003, "end": 3616.32, "text": " saddest movie i've ever seen we take those at 5 45 a.m on the bike um"}, {"start": 3619.76, "end": 3624.0, "text": " 30 harry just learned a new game what's magnum force is the second one"}, {"start": 3624.0, "end": 3640.2, "text": " Magnum Force, 30 Harry, 30 Harry, Magnum Force, okay it doesn't exist Force Majur, Force Magnum,"}, {"start": 3640.2, "end": 3650.4, "text": " guys it doesn't exist, I don't know, that's the Deadpool, bro you look like Robocop,"}, {"start": 3650.4, "end": 3660.12, "text": " Why are you holding the shit like a robo cop man? You're bad! Bad! Clint Eastwood is Deadpool."}, {"start": 3660.12, "end": 3668.76, "text": " Guy who just watched robo cop? Okay, but he's holding the shit like robo cop."}, {"start": 3668.76, "end": 3682.44, "text": " If you saw Robocop, you would get it. Bob Hoskins, 1988? Oh shit, it's Roger Rabbit!"}, {"start": 3682.44, "end": 3691.2400000000002, "text": " My answer is going to put the long good Friday like a fucking idiot, man. And 20th Century Fox"}, {"start": 3691.2400000000002, "end": 3701.0000000000005, "text": " starring Tom Hanks from 1988. Philadelphia? That feels like a 91 jam to me. A fantasy drama,"}, {"start": 3701.0000000000005, "end": 3710.2000000000003, "text": " oh it's big or splash but it's big, 19th percentile motherfucker. Are we ready to have the conversation"}, {"start": 3710.2000000000003, "end": 3713.1600000000003, "text": " that Tom Hanks in the 80s had the broccoli haircut?"}, {"start": 3713.16, "end": 3729.2799999999997, "text": " He might be the first Zoomer."}, {"start": 3729.2799999999997, "end": 3731.7599999999998, "text": " He was mauging."}, {"start": 3731.7599999999998, "end": 3732.7599999999998, "text": " He was mauging."}, {"start": 3732.7599999999998, "end": 3740.72, "text": " Well, he was, he was, he was good nature maxing."}, {"start": 3740.7200000000003, "end": 3751.92, "text": " Tom Hanks kind of the original stigma I would say."}, {"start": 3751.92, "end": 3756.4, "text": " Can you imagine it just like I know that Tom Hanks has kids, Tom if you're listening"}, {"start": 3756.4, "end": 3760.0000000000005, "text": " I apologize but I think it needs to be said."}, {"start": 3760.0000000000005, "end": 3766.1600000000003, "text": " It's hard to imagine Tom Hanks fucking and making the 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know, just he has eating pussy energy, but he doesn't come across, he doesn't present"}, {"start": 3805.0600000000004, "end": 3809.26, "text": " as a fucker."}, {"start": 3809.26, "end": 3810.26, "text": " Why are you thinking about this?"}, {"start": 3810.26, "end": 3815.5400000000004, "text": " I don't know, because I possess the most powerful computer the evolution has ever designed,"}, {"start": 3815.5400000000004, "end": 3819.6600000000003, "text": " and I'm using its myriad powers to come up with shit that I find novel and entertaining"}, {"start": 3819.66, "end": 3822.7, "text": " on a daily basis"}, {"start": 3822.7, "end": 3826.3399999999997, "text": " because we were all given a gift by the almighty and it would be uh... slap in"}, {"start": 3826.3399999999997, "end": 3828.98, "text": " the face not to use it to its true potential"}, {"start": 3828.98, "end": 3835.98, "text": " maybe that's why i'm imagining the ship"}, {"start": 3839.8999999999996, "end": 3843.7999999999997, "text": " forest on"}, {"start": 3843.7999999999997, "end": 3848.2999999999997, "text": " forest on by can only imagine is on and is a distinct entity from tom hanks"}, {"start": 3848.3, "end": 3852.82, "text": " For his gump, I could see having intercourse,"}, {"start": 3852.82, "end": 3854.7000000000003, "text": " but I can only see him."}, {"start": 3857.1800000000003, "end": 3859.6600000000003, "text": " I'm trying to think of the right way to it."}, {"start": 3859.6600000000003, "end": 3864.6600000000003, "text": " Like he's on top, but he's bottoming, if that makes sense."}, {"start": 3868.5, "end": 3871.42, "text": " Like I feel like he's,"}, {"start": 3873.0600000000004, "end": 3877.38, "text": " yeah, and his eyes cross when he nuts, yes, obviously."}, {"start": 3877.38, "end": 3879.38, "text": " His eyes cross when he nuts."}, {"start": 3879.38, "end": 3882.06, "text": " Yes, I see forest gump is a submissive top, I guess."}, {"start": 3882.06, "end": 3883.82, "text": " That's a good way to describe it."}, {"start": 3892.42, "end": 3894.2200000000003, "text": " I have to think about that further."}, {"start": 3902.86, "end": 3903.98, "text": " I can do this."}, {"start": 3903.98, "end": 3908.7, "text": " It's Ryan Gosling, it's Albert Brooks to broadcast news,"}, {"start": 3908.7, "end": 3911.7400000000002, "text": " and then you just stay there, because you're in broadcast news."}, {"start": 3911.7400000000002, "end": 3913.34, "text": " Why would you want to go anywhere?"}, {"start": 3917.66, "end": 3918.7, "text": " I'm in Trello, man."}, {"start": 3918.7, "end": 3925.02, "text": " You got like video game miniboss head."}, {"start": 3925.02, "end": 3927.14, "text": " I mean that as a compliment, by the way."}, {"start": 3927.14, "end": 3931.82, "text": " I don't know what I'm doing down here in Drive."}, {"start": 3931.82, "end": 3933.34, "text": " Trying to get to American history acts,"}, {"start": 3933.34, "end": 3936.34, "text": " But of course, mostly just trying to get this swanky."}, {"start": 3936.34, "end": 3938.82, "text": " Swanky."}, {"start": 3938.82, "end": 3944.34, "text": " Oscar Isaac has done some shit."}, {"start": 3944.34, "end": 3946.82, "text": " The Cohen brothers in American story."}, {"start": 3946.82, "end": 3950.1400000000003, "text": " And then I would be surprised if Francis McDormand was not"}, {"start": 3950.1400000000003, "end": 3950.6400000000003, "text": " in that."}, {"start": 3950.6400000000003, "end": 3951.7400000000002, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 3951.7400000000002, "end": 3955.7400000000002, "text": " Francis is not fucking with the Cohen brothers?"}, {"start": 3955.7400000000002, "end": 3958.7400000000002, "text": " Did I pick the right Cohen?"}, {"start": 3958.7400000000002, "end": 3960.46, "text": " Probably go to shooting blood simple."}, {"start": 3963.34, "end": 3969.34, "text": " And then go back to Joel Cohen and then go to Blood Simple, a conversation with Dave Eggers."}, 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All of a sudden, I'm at Frank Black is in this."}, {"start": 3987.98, "end": 3991.82, "text": " I'm at the fucking, I'm about to get myself into Yo Letengo, bro."}, {"start": 3993.34, "end": 4000.44, "text": " I would get to you take Ivor Glass, but you'll let him go. We take Autumn Sweater to autumn in New York with Charlize Theron and then where it's where it's"}, {"start": 4000.44, "end": 4006.92, "text": " Thank you. You give me Frank Black and then of course we take that the fight club. Okay, you're fucking pissing me off"}, {"start": 4008.44, "end": 4013.1600000000003, "text": " Because he's in fight club. Frank Black is in fight club"}, {"start": 4016.1200000000003, "end": 4019.92, "text": " He has a song in fight club. Yeah, that's his voice"}, {"start": 4019.92, "end": 4027.84, "text": " If I went Albert Brooks to Finding Nemo, you wouldn't be like Albert Brooks isn't in it. His voice is a fish named Marlin."}, {"start": 4027.84, "end": 4030.32, "text": " You would be like, of course he's in it."}, {"start": 4031.6, "end": 4033.6, "text": " Lower your voice. Sorry. I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4034.7200000000003, "end": 4038.56, "text": " Fuck the magnificent Jacques Tati with with Frank Black."}, {"start": 4043.0, "end": 4045.0, "text": " What the hell am I doing here, man?"}, {"start": 4045.0, "end": 4062.4, "text": " Oh, shit, REM. Are you here? REM poster? Probably go to REM in view 1988 to 2003. And then Andy"}, {"start": 4062.4, "end": 4071.72, "text": " Kaufman to thank you very much to Jared. I got to see this Jerry before Seinfeld. That's"}, {"start": 4071.7200000000003, "end": 4089.76, "text": " gotta be good. Guys, where are we going? Where the hell are we? Thank you very much."}, {"start": 4089.76, "end": 4097.18, "text": " The demon, a film about Andy Kaufman. Jerry before Seinfeld, this has like eight people"}, {"start": 4097.18, "end": 4107.26, "text": " in it, bro. It's got Ed Koch in it. It's the most cursed filmography in human history."}, {"start": 4109.900000000001, "end": 4110.9400000000005, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 4116.22, "end": 4122.22, "text": " Maxi Dredd. Farron Hype, 9-11. Eddie, the Whoopi Goldberg movie. Okay, we can do something with that."}, {"start": 4122.22, "end": 4131.22, "text": " Damn, Ed Koch, kind of, he's getting his SAG card."}, {"start": 4131.22, "end": 4135.22, "text": " Give me the Muppets Take Manhattan."}, {"start": 4135.22, "end": 4140.22, "text": " Sir, the question was, is this your handwriting?"}, {"start": 4140.22, "end": 4147.22, "text": " Sir, they are who's who?"}, {"start": 4147.22, "end": 4152.22, "text": " The gang's a... I almost want to go back to maybe the start."}, {"start": 4152.22, "end": 4158.42, "text": " I guess I could go Elliot Gould. Isn't he in The Cable Guy? No, I got him confused with the motherfucker from Just Shoot Me Again."}, {"start": 4158.42, "end": 4166.72, "text": " Segal? That's the one. Okay, how do... So, Elliot Gould and George Segal, who I always get confused, are also in the movie about George Segal."}, {"start": 4166.72, "end": 4170.72, "text": " That's fucking insane. And then that lets you go to The Cable Guy."}, {"start": 4170.72, "end": 4175.22, "text": " Something's not right, man. This is a fucking simulation."}, {"start": 4177.22, "end": 4183.22, "text": " And then you go Ben Stiller, the French dispatch, he's not in that."}, {"start": 4183.22, "end": 4191.22, "text": " But Ben Stiller has been in movies with Owen Wilson, Starsky and Hutch."}, {"start": 4191.22, "end": 4193.22, "text": " Why am I going to the Royal Tenenbaums?"}, {"start": 4193.22, "end": 4196.22, "text": " No, I'm not. I'm going to Wes Anderson."}, {"start": 4196.22, "end": 4200.22, "text": " Because if we could just find the French dispatch, that gets you to Francis McDormand,"}, {"start": 4200.22, "end": 4206.22, "text": " which gets you to Nomadland, which gets you to Swanky, which gets you to David,"}, {"start": 4206.22, "end": 4211.9800000000005, "text": " And then you just get out anywhere. Maybe an interview with God. Maybe you've made a huge mistake because now we're talking about"}, {"start": 4212.1, "end": 4213.6, "text": " Charlie Dean"}, {"start": 4213.6, "end": 4217.5, "text": " Charlie Dean of course most oh, she was in triangle of sadness. Okay"}, {"start": 4218.9800000000005, "end": 4222.9400000000005, "text": " With and now we're getting to Ed Norden. I would say you go Woody Harrelson here"}, {"start": 4223.9800000000005, "end": 4225.280000000001, "text": " Dolly Dee"}, {"start": 4225.280000000001, "end": 4227.780000000001, "text": " Or you could go to Zlatko Burrage to Bleeder"}, {"start": 4228.900000000001, "end": 4234.1, "text": " Don't watch it and then you could take Kim Bobnia to F1. Don't watch it"}, {"start": 4234.1, "end": 4239.76, "text": " It's a word. We're really we're clearing out all of 2026 is two and a half star films as reviewed by me and"}, {"start": 4240.34, "end": 4245.46, "text": " Then Brad Pitt and Ed Norden were in fight club together do watch it. It also has Frank black in it"}, {"start": 4248.780000000001, "end": 4250.26, "text": " Time"}, {"start": 4250.26, "end": 4256.58, "text": " Fuck you F1's not two and a half. It's really bad. It's not a good movie. It is definitely not better than fight club"}, {"start": 4256.58, "end": 4258.58, "text": " That's insane"}, {"start": 4258.58, "end": 4268.94, "text": " It's actually a one, it's not a one, a one is pretty insulting."}, {"start": 4268.94, "end": 4271.66, "text": " I'm going to say that it's a two and a half because that's what I gave it."}, {"start": 4271.66, "end": 4279.58, "text": " Maybe I gave it a two, I can't remember."}, {"start": 4279.58, "end": 4280.78, "text": " Lawnmower Man was a one."}, {"start": 4280.78, "end": 4282.98, "text": " Lawnmower Man was a, I give it a one and a half."}, {"start": 4289.0199999999995, "end": 4291.5, "text": " The Discord respectfully requests you add aquafina"}, {"start": 4291.5, "end": 4293.0599999999995, "text": " and chat hanks to your island."}, {"start": 4293.0599999999995, "end": 4295.66, "text": " I'm not taking any recommendations from people"}, {"start": 4295.66, "end": 4297.14, "text": " who are suggesting what means to add"}, {"start": 4297.14, "end": 4300.78, "text": " to my Tomodachi Life Island at 10, 15 a.m. on a Thursday."}, {"start": 4309.58, "end": 4313.08, "text": " That's ridiculous."}, {"start": 4313.08, "end": 4317.96, "text": " Add swanky?"}, {"start": 4317.96, "end": 4319.46, "text": " What's the end game for adding swanky?"}, {"start": 4319.46, "end": 4321.58, "text": " Okay, so now I've got swanky on my island."}, {"start": 4321.58, "end": 4323.7, "text": " When I see her, I go, that's swanky."}, {"start": 4323.7, "end": 4324.9, "text": " What's her catchphrase?"}, {"start": 4324.9, "end": 4326.58, "text": " First catchphrase, I'm swanky."}, {"start": 4326.58, "end": 4329.9, "text": " Okay, what do we do when she gets level three?"}, {"start": 4329.9, "end": 4334.38, "text": " I can't give her a van with a bucket."}, {"start": 4334.38, "end": 4337.34, "text": " Like there's no other characterization for swanky."}, {"start": 4337.34, "end": 4351.26, "text": " just a normal human being. You should work for Illumination Studios. Okay, you know what?"}, {"start": 4351.26, "end": 4356.64, "text": " I have to say apologies to Bo Horvett. He always did write by the Canucks. He had that"}, {"start": 4356.64, "end": 4361.78, "text": " one interview where he made the playoffs with the Islanders and said, I'm happy to be here."}, {"start": 4361.78, "end": 4364.900000000001, "text": " This is the first time I've ever experienced an atmosphere like this. I'll tell you that"}, {"start": 4364.9, "end": 4368.66, "text": " for free. I took that the wrong way, but he never, he never"}, {"start": 4368.66, "end": 4372.299999999999, "text": " disrespected the Vancouver Canucks audience. That's my"}, {"start": 4372.299999999999, "end": 4378.98, "text": " goat. I, JT Miller, Quinn Hughes, another night. They ate a"}, {"start": 4378.98, "end": 4381.66, "text": " bite. Boy, I would love to go on the grouse grind with you,"}, {"start": 4381.66, "end": 4386.179999999999, "text": " okay? You ever find yourself, bro, let's go, let's go get a book"}, {"start": 4386.179999999999, "end": 4389.66, "text": " a table for two at Fable. Let's go get some brunch in the off"}, {"start": 4389.66, "end": 4393.98, "text": " season, which started very, very early for you this year."}, {"start": 4393.9800000000005, "end": 4397.06, "text": " Vancouver Canucks under a hundred plus games played in his career"}, {"start": 4397.820000000001, "end": 4399.620000000001, "text": " Pamela under"}, {"start": 4399.620000000001, "end": 4402.900000000001, "text": " He's just a damn. It's like a funko pop or something man"}, {"start": 4405.18, "end": 4411.820000000001, "text": " And then Kira Carolina is Eddie lack I could do that a hundred percent"}, {"start": 4412.900000000001, "end": 4418.38, "text": " And then I just I mean Miko Ranton and played for you for like five seconds. I think"}, {"start": 4419.820000000001, "end": 4421.820000000001, "text": " Dallas in the New York Islanders"}, {"start": 4423.9800000000005, "end": 4427.6, "text": " That Dallas under a hundred games played in their career. I"}, {"start": 4428.52, "end": 4430.52, "text": " Literally just have no idea"}, {"start": 4431.76, "end": 4436.84, "text": " Because they've been good for so long that their young players have like 500 games already I"}, {"start": 4437.96, "end": 4440.72, "text": " Don't I genuinely don't know I"}, {"start": 4443.52, "end": 4445.92, "text": " Don't know I don't know I"}, {"start": 4446.64, "end": 4449.6, "text": " Don't know I don't know"}, {"start": 4450.88, "end": 4452.88, "text": " obviously why a Johnston and"}, {"start": 4452.88, "end": 4457.16, "text": " And Jason Robertson have played more than a hundred games."}, {"start": 4457.16, "end": 4458.96, "text": " So I got to think about this."}, {"start": 4458.96, "end": 4460.92, "text": " Rangers and Islanders."}, {"start": 4460.92, "end": 4463.92, "text": " Am I crazy to think maybe Pat LaFontaine kind of suited up"}, {"start": 4463.92, "end": 4465.24, "text": " for both?"}, {"start": 4465.24, "end": 4467.6, "text": " That's the goat right there."}, {"start": 4467.6, "end": 4472.52, "text": " He's even wearing the classic Sabres uniform."}, {"start": 4472.52, "end": 4475.36, "text": " Under a hundred games played for the Rangers."}, {"start": 4478.8, "end": 4480.36, "text": " Absolutely no idea."}, {"start": 4480.36, "end": 4483.179999999999, "text": " probably whoever they draft third this year."}, {"start": 4483.179999999999, "end": 4486.08, "text": " Carolina and New York should be easy though."}, {"start": 4487.36, "end": 4489.04, "text": " Feel like I wanna say Doug Wade."}, {"start": 4491.599999999999, "end": 4495.08, "text": " Got a little Stellarian sort of visage to him."}, {"start": 4495.08, "end": 4496.24, "text": " Have you noticed this?"}, {"start": 4497.36, "end": 4498.599999999999, "text": " Dallas?"}, {"start": 4498.599999999999, "end": 4501.719999999999, "text": " Feel like maybe like Darian Hatcher?"}, {"start": 4501.719999999999, "end": 4502.5599999999995, "text": " Is this?"}, {"start": 4503.96, "end": 4506.36, "text": " Okay, we've gone too far."}, {"start": 4506.36, "end": 4507.5199999999995, "text": " I'll settle for that."}, {"start": 4507.5199999999995, "end": 4508.86, "text": " Let's end the game there."}, {"start": 4510.36, "end": 4515.599999999999, "text": " New stats, who we got? Bill Garen, okay that makes a lot of sense because it's"}, {"start": 4515.599999999999, "end": 4523.299999999999, "text": " right. Kay Andre Miller, I, the most guest guy for both of the Rangers and the"}, {"start": 4523.299999999999, "end": 4528.299999999999, "text": " stars, I've literally never heard of to be honest with you. I've never heard of"}, {"start": 4528.299999999999, "end": 4535.9, "text": " Perot, I mean I've heard of some Perot's, I've never heard of Hiery. Wasn't that"}, {"start": 4540.36, "end": 4547.08, "text": " I have no idea. Yeah, mods you gotta stop you gotta stop ex-saint Jude here. What are you doing?"}, {"start": 4554.2, "end": 4558.24, "text": " You all right, are you are you undergoing a mental crisis right now?"}, {"start": 4563.099999999999, "end": 4565.099999999999, "text": " He's fine VIP and I"}, {"start": 4566.32, "end": 4568.32, "text": " Mean he was chatting yesterday"}, {"start": 4568.32, "end": 4571.759999999999, "text": " Okay, they were chatting yesterday. Give me a second here."}, {"start": 4571.759999999999, "end": 4576.32, "text": " Science user, St. Jude."}, {"start": 4576.32, "end": 4580.92, "text": " They were chatting normally. They were banned 10 seconds ago."}, {"start": 4580.92, "end": 4586.32, "text": " Let me see. What did they type?"}, {"start": 4586.32, "end": 4591.92, "text": " Hmm, okay. They were saying Hamilton, Hamnitan,"}, {"start": 4591.92, "end": 4594.5199999999995, "text": " 3D printing from the original Mission Impossible."}, {"start": 4594.5199999999995, "end": 4598.219999999999, "text": " And then for some reason, they just started putting a bunch of pluses."}, {"start": 4598.32, "end": 4608.2, "text": " Like a staggering amount of pluses."}, {"start": 4608.2, "end": 4610.44, "text": " Chatting in the car and got in a car accident."}, {"start": 4610.44, "end": 4615.44, "text": " I mean, here, let's slash unban."}, {"start": 4615.44, "end": 4619.84, "text": " Like St. Jude."}, {"start": 4619.84, "end": 4620.84, "text": " You're back."}, {"start": 4620.84, "end": 4626.36, "text": " No, man, they're just still putting pluses."}, {"start": 4626.36, "end": 4630.0, "text": " I mean, you got to respect that you would write back to, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 4630.719999999999, "end": 4633.96, "text": " My cat lies on the plus and enter buttons all the time."}, {"start": 4638.5599999999995, "end": 4640.28, "text": " Just don't want it to create like, you know,"}, {"start": 4640.32, "end": 4642.719999999999, "text": " mom's just let him chill for now. Okay."}, {"start": 4647.32, "end": 4649.4, "text": " Just let him chill for now. They're all right."}, {"start": 4649.400000000001, "end": 4668.080000000001, "text": " Wait, you're right, you've got to hold shift to hit plus, or maybe it's a numpad situation."}, {"start": 4668.080000000001, "end": 4675.64, "text": " Could be a numpad, numpad and enter, oh, the plus and the enter on the numpad are adjacent."}, {"start": 4675.64, "end": 4676.8, "text": " I think we let them chill."}, {"start": 4676.8, "end": 4684.4800000000005, "text": " They've been around for a while."}, {"start": 4684.4800000000005, "end": 4685.4800000000005, "text": " They've been around for a while."}, {"start": 4685.4800000000005, "end": 4686.88, "text": " They've got a bubble shield."}, {"start": 4686.88, "end": 4688.68, "text": " Just chill, bro."}, {"start": 4688.68, "end": 4691.84, "text": " People are going to come into the chat and go, like, what's going on with this chatter"}, {"start": 4691.84, "end": 4692.84, "text": " that just puts pluses?"}, {"start": 4692.84, "end": 4694.320000000001, "text": " Bro, that's ex-Saint Jude."}, {"start": 4694.320000000001, "end": 4695.320000000001, "text": " They're just, I don't know."}, {"start": 4695.320000000001, "end": 4696.8, "text": " They just felt like putting pluses today."}, {"start": 4696.8, "end": 4702.360000000001, "text": " Mind your own business."}, {"start": 4702.360000000001, "end": 4705.84, "text": " Makes them feel more comfortable with our highly overstimulating chat environment."}, {"start": 4705.84, "end": 4714.0, "text": " ain't hurtin anybody who cares I know some of y'all watching this with those"}, {"start": 4714.0, "end": 4718.0, "text": " bright blue headphones on you're gonna you're gonna ask me to call out same"}, {"start": 4718.0, "end": 4725.68, "text": " Jude for typing their comfort letter in chat no shot man no shot Francis"}, {"start": 4725.68, "end": 4732.0, "text": " McDormand you're so fucking real Francis McDormand a to H blood simple I"}, {"start": 4732.0, "end": 4740.36, "text": " If I see him, I'll be sure to give him the, two months ago, this would not have been 10.9%."}, {"start": 4740.36, "end": 4743.28, "text": " This would have been like 8%, maximum."}, {"start": 4743.28, "end": 4746.08, "text": " Fargo would have been like 98%."}, {"start": 4746.08, "end": 4750.0, "text": " Weird, blood simple is coming way up and we're a big part of that wave."}, {"start": 4753.52, "end": 4757.04, "text": " Title size with IP, title size with QZ."}, {"start": 4759.08, "end": 4759.76, "text": " Women talking."}, {"start": 4762.0, "end": 4768.72, "text": " How the Starbucks barista looks at you when you order a large side is like the joke format"}, {"start": 4768.72, "end": 4771.0, "text": " to be honest."}, {"start": 4771.0, "end": 4777.88, "text": " It starts with IP."}, {"start": 4777.88, "end": 4780.64, "text": " Francis McDormand IP."}, {"start": 4780.64, "end": 4785.96, "text": " IJK LMNOP LMNOP LMNOP."}, {"start": 4785.96, "end": 4787.12, "text": " She's been in movies bro."}, {"start": 4787.12, "end": 4788.12, "text": " Francis McDormand."}, {"start": 4788.12, "end": 4789.12, "text": " She's in burn after eating."}, {"start": 4789.12, "end": 4790.62, "text": " She's in Fargo."}, {"start": 4790.62, "end": 4791.62, "text": " She's in blood simple."}, {"start": 4791.62, "end": 4800.5, "text": " women talking. She's in three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri. She's in No Mad Land. 61%."}, {"start": 4802.0199999999995, "end": 4811.46, "text": " All right, we might have to do something about ex-Saint Jude. It's happening more often."}, {"start": 4821.62, "end": 4826.0199999999995, "text": " because here's it so I was kind of testing okay they had been posting the pluses more often"}, {"start": 4826.74, "end": 4828.98, "text": " but then when I said we have to do something about it"}, {"start": 4830.9, "end": 4834.099999999999, "text": " they's the frequency of their posting went way down"}, {"start": 4840.98, "end": 4844.0199999999995, "text": " there was a period there were like two or three messages a second"}, {"start": 4847.14, "end": 4849.62, "text": " then as soon as I said we got to do something about this"}, {"start": 4849.62, "end": 4853.78, "text": " This message is stopped."}, {"start": 4853.78, "end": 4859.94, "text": " This will be crazy if they died and that's like their head on the keyboard."}, {"start": 4859.94, "end": 4864.46, "text": " But also people are, what's not going to be good is that people are going to be like,"}, {"start": 4864.46, "end": 4867.74, "text": " oh, I bet you regret saying that shit."}, {"start": 4867.74, "end": 4871.14, "text": " How am I supposed to know, bro?"}, {"start": 4871.14, "end": 4873.74, "text": " How am I supposed to know if they died on the keyboard?"}, {"start": 4873.74, "end": 4876.78, "text": " There's no way I could possibly know it."}, {"start": 4876.78, "end": 4883.9, "text": " not like I engineered the situation, couldn't have positive, I have no impact on it. I'm"}, {"start": 4883.9, "end": 4893.099999999999, "text": " merely making observations. There was a time we would talk about a celebrity on the NLSS"}, {"start": 4893.099999999999, "end": 4897.82, "text": " and then like a month later they would be dead. And then people would be like, I bet"}, {"start": 4897.82, "end": 4901.42, "text": " you regret that shit you were saying about a celebrity. It's like, no man, I didn't"}, {"start": 4901.42, "end": 4910.34, "text": " do that shit. That's what people's hearts do when they get old. It's coming for all"}, {"start": 4910.34, "end": 4913.34, "text": " of us. The great unwinding."}, {"start": 4920.84, "end": 4926.9800000000005, "text": " Wait, really? Why are you... I don't know if it's even okay to ask this. Are you male?"}, {"start": 4926.9800000000005, "end": 4932.740000000001, "text": " Because if you're cut from the same cloth as a fellow like me, this is probably where"}, {"start": 4932.740000000001, "end": 4933.740000000001, "text": " it goes wrong."}, {"start": 4933.740000000001, "end": 4941.9800000000005, "text": " This is like the median cause of death for motherfuckers like us."}, {"start": 4941.9800000000005, "end": 4947.1, "text": " But there's myriad ways that the flesh becomes unbound from the Spirit."}, {"start": 4947.1, "end": 4949.14, "text": " What do you want me to list them?"}, {"start": 4949.14, "end": 4963.26, "text": " Jared Leto starts with A to H. My so-called life, Jordan Catalano. We'll go Blade Runner"}, {"start": 4963.26, "end": 4969.860000000001, "text": " 2049. Q to Z. People probably forgot this movie came out like last year. Wrong."}, {"start": 4969.86, "end": 4980.5, "text": " Pedestals with I to P, starring Jared Leto, starring Jared Leto, I to P. Mark David Chapman, the movie."}, {"start": 4981.54, "end": 4985.94, "text": " I don't know what the movie was called, where he was Mark David Chapman."}, {"start": 4988.58, "end": 4991.94, "text": " Natalie Portman, I to P, we go Lucy in the Sky."}, {"start": 4991.9400000000005, "end": 4998.22, "text": " Noah Hawley kind of fucked up that one, but that's okay."}, {"start": 4998.22, "end": 5007.900000000001, "text": " A to H? I'm a big fan of closer on this one. 8.4%. Look, they're all so happy. They're all so happy."}, {"start": 5007.900000000001, "end": 5016.02, "text": " It's just a movie about two happy couples that go out to dinner with each other. Those who know."}, {"start": 5016.02, "end": 5029.8, "text": " Pretty good movie though. All things considered. How about V for Vendetta?"}, {"start": 5029.8, "end": 5048.76, "text": " And then, it's a funny fucking poster now, Jared Lido, he's in Blade Runner 2049, he's"}, {"start": 5048.76, "end": 5056.92, "text": " in Tron Aries, he's in the Suicide Squad movie, he's in My So-Called Life as Jordan Catalano,"}, {"start": 5056.92, "end": 5058.12, "text": " He's in Fight Club."}, {"start": 5058.12, "end": 5059.2, "text": " He's in 30 seconds."}, {"start": 5059.2, "end": 5064.2, "text": " He's in Panic Room with Dwight Yocum."}, {"start": 5065.4800000000005, "end": 5067.28, "text": " We can always eat more of this."}, {"start": 5067.28, "end": 5068.36, "text": " That's so real."}, {"start": 5068.36, "end": 5069.96, "text": " There he is right there."}, {"start": 5075.24, "end": 5076.64, "text": " Haven't seen Arco yet."}, {"start": 5078.52, "end": 5082.4400000000005, "text": " Kind of crazy that thin red line was the lowest percent."}, {"start": 5082.4400000000005, "end": 5083.88, "text": " I know Jared Lito was in there."}, {"start": 5083.88, "end": 5085.16, "text": " That makes sense, I guess."}, {"start": 5086.92, "end": 5102.52, "text": " I just saw Dwight Jochum live a few days ago, very encouraging news, honestly."}, {"start": 5102.52, "end": 5113.76, "text": " I'm great to hear that."}, {"start": 5113.76, "end": 5115.32, "text": " I'm great to hear that."}, {"start": 5115.32, "end": 5118.719999999999, "text": " You know, the brains are not getting any better, okay?"}, {"start": 5118.719999999999, "end": 5119.719999999999, "text": " Get used to it."}, {"start": 5123.719999999999, "end": 5124.719999999999, "text": " Dumplings."}, {"start": 5124.719999999999, "end": 5127.92, "text": " A noun meaning a small mass of dough cooked by boiling or s-"}, {"start": 5127.92, "end": 5130.12, "text": " Well, is it smaller or is it massive, honey?"}, {"start": 5132.12, "end": 5133.32, "text": " Harmonious."}, {"start": 5133.32, "end": 5136.719999999999, "text": " A adjective meaning having agreement among musical components."}, {"start": 5138.12, "end": 5139.92, "text": " It doesn't have to be musical."}, {"start": 5139.92, "end": 5140.92, "text": " Emerge."}, {"start": 5140.92, "end": 5142.719999999999, "text": " A verb meaning to become manifest."}, {"start": 5144.12, "end": 5145.12, "text": " Silly."}, {"start": 5145.12, "end": 5149.26, "text": " Adjective meaning post the emote dandelion a noun meaning"}, {"start": 5150.4, "end": 5152.4, "text": " Yep, there it is"}, {"start": 5154.76, "end": 5156.0599999999995, "text": " Police"}, {"start": 5156.0599999999995, "end": 5160.74, "text": " A noun meaning the Department of Government concerned primarily with maintenance of public order"}, {"start": 5161.08, "end": 5168.599999999999, "text": " Safety and health and enforcement of laws and possessing executive judicial and legislative powers. 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I'm used to"}, {"start": 5171.32, "end": 5176.759999999999, "text": " Posada, a noun meaning an in in Spanish-speaking countries."}, {"start": 5176.759999999999, "end": 5181.0, "text": " The word originates from the Spanish poser, meaning to lodge, derived from late Latin"}, {"start": 5181.0, "end": 5182.0, "text": " posada."}, {"start": 5182.0, "end": 5183.0, "text": " Posada?"}, {"start": 5183.0, "end": 5187.4, "text": " Jorge Posada, former second baseman for the New York Yankees."}, {"start": 5187.4, "end": 5193.04, "text": " Paleozoic, a adjective meaning of related- Paleozoic."}, {"start": 5193.04, "end": 5194.04, "text": " He was a catcher?"}, {"start": 5194.04, "end": 5195.04, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 5195.04, "end": 5196.04, "text": " Who played?"}, {"start": 5196.04, "end": 5198.799999999999, "text": " Oh, I was thinking of Alfonso Soriano, my bad."}, {"start": 5198.799999999999, "end": 5199.799999999999, "text": " Acutely."}, {"start": 5199.8, "end": 5201.8, "text": " Adjective meaning"}, {"start": 5202.2, "end": 5204.88, "text": " Dibilitate a verb meaning to impair the strength"}, {"start": 5206.28, "end": 5211.72, "text": " He was left field who played who played to be for the Yankees and Chuck Knoblock"}, {"start": 5220.12, "end": 5224.360000000001, "text": " Robinson can now before that before Robinson can now"}, {"start": 5229.8, "end": 5240.2, "text": " Mark Texiara, before Mark Texiara, Soriano definitely played some 2-B, look at this"}, {"start": 5240.2, "end": 5246.2, "text": " C, bro was moving all around the field and now they're like Soriano was in left field,"}, {"start": 5246.2, "end": 5249.04, "text": " they don't know all star baseball 98 like me."}, {"start": 5249.04, "end": 5253.04, "text": " Torturous, an adjective meaning very unpleasant or painful."}, {"start": 5253.04, "end": 5254.04, "text": " Torturous."}, {"start": 5254.04, "end": 5256.6, "text": " Orchids, a noun meaning any of a-"}, {"start": 5256.6, "end": 5257.6, "text": " Susan Orlean."}, {"start": 5257.6, "end": 5259.6, "text": " Aversion, a noun meaning a few words."}, {"start": 5259.6, "end": 5260.6, "text": " a fee."}, {"start": 5260.6, "end": 5267.280000000001, "text": " Coffee Clutch. 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How did you see Myland Kicks?"}, {"start": 5289.5, "end": 5294.02, "text": " pissed me off you you reviewed it and said 2011 wasn't real open parentheses I"}, {"start": 5294.02, "end": 5298.8, "text": " was 12 years old how the fuck did you review mile-and-kicks already where did"}, {"start": 5298.8, "end": 5303.24, "text": " you watch it you weren't at a fucking film festival at Oceaga or some shit like"}, {"start": 5303.24, "end": 5311.14, "text": " that is out in Montreal they don't live in Montreal okay so how the fuck did you"}, {"start": 5311.14, "end": 5316.86, "text": " see it how the how the fuck did you see it man so I'm asking you you weren't"}, {"start": 5316.86, "end": 5319.62, "text": " You weren't fucking there when Apologies for the Queen Mary came out."}, {"start": 5319.62, "end": 5327.179999999999, "text": " You weren't fucking there in 2005 when I'll believe in anything by Wolf Parade dropped."}, {"start": 5327.179999999999, "end": 5331.28, "text": " You probably discovered the Arcade fire because of where the wild things are trailer."}, {"start": 5331.28, "end": 5336.78, "text": " You weren't there when Funeral dropped and Pitchfork Media gave it a 9.6 out of 10."}, {"start": 5336.78, "end": 5338.66, "text": " You don't know shit about islands."}, {"start": 5338.66, "end": 5339.66, "text": " You know the unicorns."}, {"start": 5339.66, "end": 5344.099999999999, "text": " You know you weren't there when they spun it out into islands and Rough Gem dropped and"}, {"start": 5344.1, "end": 5351.1, "text": " And don't call me Whitney Bobbie Dropped."}, {"start": 5351.1, "end": 5355.1, "text": " So how the fuck did you see it?"}, {"start": 5355.1, "end": 5356.1, "text": " Wrath."}, {"start": 5356.1, "end": 5363.1, "text": " A noun meaning strong vengeful anger or indignation."}, {"start": 5363.1, "end": 5365.900000000001, "text": " Literally it's the ending of 7."}, {"start": 5365.900000000001, "end": 5368.620000000001, "text": " That's the ending of the movie 7."}, {"start": 5368.62, "end": 5375.2, "text": " If you haven't seen it by now, fuck you."}, {"start": 5375.2, "end": 5381.099999999999, "text": " Shit came out 32 years ago, 67 years ago."}, {"start": 5381.099999999999, "end": 5385.78, "text": " So how do you have it even told me how have you seen it?"}, {"start": 5385.78, "end": 5389.46, "text": " I'm 41 in Canadian, this is the first crash out I completely relate to."}, {"start": 5389.46, "end": 5395.86, "text": " They don't know if they went there, they weren't there, they discovered Owen Pallett in retrospect."}, {"start": 5395.86, "end": 5399.74, "text": " They didn't see him play the entirety of he poos clouds at Oceaga"}, {"start": 5401.74, "end": 5407.88, "text": " They didn't see they didn't see final fantasy play at hillside bro. They didn't see it"}, {"start": 5407.9, "end": 5410.9, "text": " They didn't see handsome furs at north by northeast"}, {"start": 5414.54, "end": 5416.54, "text": " They don't know shit about OBJU"}, {"start": 5416.54, "end": 5436.5, "text": " Anyway, why are you yelling it's Canadian Indie Rock from the mid 2000s, bro."}, {"start": 5436.5, "end": 5448.5, "text": " Damn, those taking a minute today, huh?"}, {"start": 5448.5, "end": 5456.02, "text": " Having a good time though."}, {"start": 5456.02, "end": 5457.78, "text": " You guys fucking with library voices?"}, {"start": 5457.78, "end": 5462.22, "text": " Whatever happened to library voices, man?"}, {"start": 5462.22, "end": 5463.9, "text": " Anyone hear from Regina?"}, {"start": 5463.900000000001, "end": 5466.740000000001, "text": " His library voice is still playing."}, {"start": 5466.740000000001, "end": 5467.740000000001, "text": " Kinda."}, {"start": 5467.740000000001, "end": 5468.740000000001, "text": " You know."}, {"start": 5468.740000000001, "end": 5478.660000000001, "text": " No, nobody knows."}, {"start": 5478.660000000001, "end": 5479.660000000001, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 5479.660000000001, "end": 5488.620000000001, "text": " It's Western Canadian indie rock from the year 2009."}, {"start": 5488.620000000001, "end": 5489.860000000001, "text": " What happened to Japan Droids?"}, {"start": 5489.860000000001, "end": 5492.540000000001, "text": " They just, I think they were like, we're out of music, so they broke out."}, {"start": 5492.54, "end": 5495.78, "text": " They kind of got the good ending."}, {"start": 5495.78, "end": 5499.5, "text": " It's a potato bun."}, {"start": 5499.5, "end": 5501.98, "text": " It's a potato."}, {"start": 5501.98, "end": 5503.98, "text": " It looks good."}, {"start": 5503.98, "end": 5506.3, "text": " It looks like it's from Central Europe."}, {"start": 5506.3, "end": 5510.38, "text": " This shit definitely looks Austrian to a guy like me."}, {"start": 5510.38, "end": 5514.0199999999995, "text": " Maybe it's from France."}, {"start": 5514.0199999999995, "end": 5515.94, "text": " That's just potatoes."}, {"start": 5515.94, "end": 5516.44, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 5520.86, "end": 5522.26, "text": " Eraserhead ass."}, {"start": 5522.26, "end": 5529.860000000001, "text": " When your friend says, hey, you've got to meet the baby, like, what is obscene?"}, {"start": 5529.860000000001, "end": 5531.06, "text": " Thank you for saying that."}, {"start": 5531.06, "end": 5533.26, "text": " That's exactly what I'm saying is obscene."}, {"start": 5533.26, "end": 5539.66, "text": " I mean, he's got Garam Masala, so I'm going to try India, I suppose."}, {"start": 5539.66, "end": 5540.66, "text": " Orders it to the Northwest."}, {"start": 5540.66, "end": 5544.06, "text": " I'll try Pakistan then."}, {"start": 5544.06, "end": 5545.06, "text": " Charga."}, {"start": 5545.06, "end": 5546.06, "text": " Sure, man."}, {"start": 5546.06, "end": 5548.66, "text": " I mean, that's what meat looks like."}, {"start": 5548.66, "end": 5556.62, "text": " I can't really be mad at the country for that, but bread, sultanas,"}, {"start": 5556.62, "end": 5559.5, "text": " glass-aid cherries."}, {"start": 5559.5, "end": 5562.74, "text": " Say, this is from France."}, {"start": 5562.74, "end": 5566.58, "text": " Ooh, that's hot."}, {"start": 5566.58, "end": 5568.5, "text": " Ireland?"}, {"start": 5568.5, "end": 5570.7, "text": " The fat rascal, huh?"}, {"start": 5570.7, "end": 5573.46, "text": " From Scotland, the United Kingdom."}, {"start": 5573.46, "end": 5573.98, "text": " Sure, man."}, {"start": 5573.98, "end": 5574.58, "text": " I'd yum it."}, {"start": 5574.58, "end": 5575.94, "text": " It's bread."}, {"start": 5575.9400000000005, "end": 5577.9400000000005, "text": " We're really running out of foods, huh?"}, {"start": 5580.500000000001, "end": 5584.76, "text": " Yeah, baby, you really are a fat rascal."}, {"start": 5588.02, "end": 5589.3, "text": " I have to say,"}, {"start": 5590.42, "end": 5593.56, "text": " puffer ties look pretty fucking good, man."}, {"start": 5593.56, "end": 5595.06, "text": " Yankee pancakes."}, {"start": 5596.080000000001, "end": 5599.780000000001, "text": " Broncos versus raspabal."}, {"start": 5601.620000000001, "end": 5604.3, "text": " Very similar sort of dish."}, {"start": 5605.9400000000005, "end": 5613.42, "text": " I mean, I think I think I would like them both. I think I would like this one more. I at least they're close"}, {"start": 5614.580000000001, "end": 5621.860000000001, "text": " Have a telly is pretty fucking good, but then on the other hand this one lets you go mandal cub mandal cub"}, {"start": 5627.540000000001, "end": 5631.56, "text": " Something about the bread is scary to me man and the sauce like what this"}, {"start": 5631.56, "end": 5640.8, "text": " It just doesn't, it looks, it doesn't look right."}, {"start": 5640.8, "end": 5643.0, "text": " Just doesn't look right."}, {"start": 5643.0, "end": 5647.160000000001, "text": " But this is like, this is nothing."}, {"start": 5647.160000000001, "end": 5650.72, "text": " I think it's got to be that."}, {"start": 5650.72, "end": 5654.360000000001, "text": " Beef chow fun versus caranto."}, {"start": 5654.36, "end": 5659.9, "text": " Go with noodles and beef mixed together."}, {"start": 5659.9, "end": 5668.0, "text": " Kusaya, but it is from Japan versus, I would say, not to give anyone a complex, but the"}, {"start": 5668.0, "end": 5672.639999999999, "text": " kind of stool that would have you googling."}, {"start": 5672.639999999999, "end": 5677.24, "text": " That's a Google-able stool, for sure, and at the very least you would be like, you would"}, {"start": 5677.24, "end": 5680.04, "text": " type in the Google smooth red stool?"}, {"start": 5680.04, "end": 5690.92, "text": " is red and very smooth. Plump red smooth stool. I mean this just doesn't look good,"}, {"start": 5690.92, "end": 5696.5199999999995, "text": " no offense. I mean there's problems with this as we've discussed, but Agadasha Tofu is pretty"}, {"start": 5696.5199999999995, "end": 5708.28, "text": " fucking good. It's the dominant form of tofu that exists on planet Earth. Fallow appears to be"}, {"start": 5708.28, "end": 5719.92, "text": " baguette and tripe or shredded ham, just a shredded ham salad. Let me go with the"}, {"start": 5719.92, "end": 5725.48, "text": " tripe on that one. Hargao versus Budejigae. Budejigae one of my least"}, {"start": 5725.48, "end": 5730.599999999999, "text": " favorite forms of Korean food. I'm not saying that I am in the right on that one."}, {"start": 5730.599999999999, "end": 5733.84, "text": " A lot of people really seem to like it. I guess I'm just a different kind of beast"}, {"start": 5733.84, "end": 5737.84, "text": " that doesn't like my soup to have craft singles and cut up hot dogs in it or"}, {"start": 5737.84, "end": 5748.16, "text": " whatever. So I'm going to go with the dim sum instead. Kamsa vs. Pasaha apam. Are you"}, {"start": 5748.16, "end": 5758.4400000000005, "text": " a bread? Rice and dal grind into a smooth batter after fermenting. It's steamed. We"}, {"start": 5758.4400000000005, "end": 5765.400000000001, "text": " go with the other one. Crush the average at least."}, {"start": 5767.84, "end": 5769.3, "text": " What's going on with ex-Sane Jude?"}, {"start": 5769.3, "end": 5771.54, "text": " They're just, they're plus posting for some reason."}, {"start": 5776.84, "end": 5779.4400000000005, "text": " How high would you draft Jordan Love?"}, {"start": 5779.4400000000005, "end": 5782.04, "text": " I gotta start thinking about fantasy football again."}, {"start": 5782.04, "end": 5785.18, "text": " Last year, I lost in the quarterfinals."}, {"start": 5785.18, "end": 5787.12, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's cause my quarterback room"}, {"start": 5787.12, "end": 5790.96, "text": " consisted of CJ Stroud, Shadour Sanders."}, {"start": 5790.96, "end": 5793.4400000000005, "text": " I mean, I drafted Anthony Richardson."}, {"start": 5793.4400000000005, "end": 5795.62, "text": " In hindsight, probably not something"}, {"start": 5795.62, "end": 5800.62, "text": " you would really put the high priority on for the 2025, 2026 season."}, {"start": 5802.98, "end": 5804.46, "text": " I mean, I don't think he's QB1."}, {"start": 5804.46, "end": 5807.94, "text": " QB1, you still got to give some respect to probably like Josh Allen, right?"}, {"start": 5810.62, "end": 5814.18, "text": " And you probably, I mean, it's an interesting season for Lamar as well."}, {"start": 5814.18, "end": 5815.22, "text": " You got to think about it."}, {"start": 5817.62, "end": 5819.7, "text": " That's true, I did have Kyler Murray for a while too."}, {"start": 5819.7, "end": 5822.42, "text": " I got to play the waiver wire a little bit more this year."}, {"start": 5822.42, "end": 5828.74, "text": " We also need to find a replacement for oven heat oven heat. Can I say oven heat got off"}, {"start": 5828.74, "end": 5836.34, "text": " easy for getting into the 12 person fantasy league and then not even drafting and never"}, {"start": 5836.34, "end": 5841.88, "text": " setting their roster. We could have held oven heats feet to the fucking fire a little bit"}, {"start": 5841.88, "end": 5846.1, "text": " more. There are people who would have beaten the door down to be the 12th member of the"}, {"start": 5846.1, "end": 5851.9800000000005, "text": " fantasy football league. Okay. But it was kind of awesome when you needed like a win"}, {"start": 5851.9800000000005, "end": 5855.820000000001, "text": " to get into the playoffs and you're like oh don't even worry about it I'm playing ovenheap"}, {"start": 5855.820000000001, "end": 5861.18, "text": " the guy who we drafted for and just gave him the people with the funniest names but then all of a"}, {"start": 5861.18, "end": 5867.26, "text": " sudden Shaba Hubbard is is putting up like 240 yards a game or something like that and you're like"}, {"start": 5867.26, "end": 5881.900000000001, "text": " what the fuck turns out football players with humorous names are oftentimes like really"}, {"start": 5881.900000000001, "end": 5890.900000000001, "text": " really, really good at football could be a could be a viable strategy. We can"}, {"start": 5890.900000000001, "end": 5895.740000000001, "text": " recreate it in aggregate. Don't even talk to me about Ladd McConkey. I traded him"}, {"start": 5895.740000000001, "end": 5900.540000000001, "text": " for Kyler Murray and Marvin Harrison Jr. Marvin Harrison Jr. Bro, got like a"}, {"start": 5900.540000000001, "end": 5903.700000000001, "text": " appendicitis or something and then decided he just didn't want to play for"}, {"start": 5903.700000000001, "end": 5906.580000000001, "text": " the Cardinals anymore."}, {"start": 5906.58, "end": 5911.58, "text": " It was like, I gotta tell me, I'm gonna miss this game."}, {"start": 5911.58, "end": 5914.58, "text": " Also, I don't see myself coming back for the rest of the season."}, {"start": 5920.58, "end": 5922.58, "text": " I don't know, man. The hotdog was pretty good."}, {"start": 5926.58, "end": 5930.58, "text": " Cheesy chips with no cheese or pie crinkle chips, peas and gravy."}, {"start": 5932.58, "end": 5934.58, "text": " I mean, at least this is kind of like doing something."}, {"start": 5934.58, "end": 5939.58, "text": " There's no cheese. You can't be voting for that with no cheese. That's false advertising."}, {"start": 5939.58, "end": 5947.58, "text": " Cheeseburger with onion and brown sauce versus Moroccan beef kefta on skewer."}, {"start": 5947.58, "end": 5953.58, "text": " Looks pretty bad, but better than this, I think. Neverminds."}, {"start": 5953.58, "end": 5960.58, "text": " Roast potatoes with beef and gravy or hot dog."}, {"start": 5960.58, "end": 5967.18, "text": " I mean, if this is what it looks like in the picture, I don't want to know what it looks"}, {"start": 5967.18, "end": 5968.98, "text": " like IRL, man."}, {"start": 5968.98, "end": 5975.7, "text": " You just keep that shit in the bun as far as I'm concerned."}, {"start": 5975.7, "end": 5980.68, "text": " Sunday roast, I'll go with a beautiful Sunday roast served in a Yorkshire pudding versus"}, {"start": 5980.68, "end": 5981.68, "text": " bread with..."}, {"start": 5981.68, "end": 5989.12, "text": " Listen, I could get down a little bit with some of the central European cuisine, but"}, {"start": 5989.12, "end": 5994.56, "text": " the slice of bread with red onion on it is kind of crazy."}, {"start": 5994.56, "end": 6000.56, "text": " Wolfies plant-based tenders versus hot dog."}, {"start": 6000.56, "end": 6004.92, "text": " So there's a wolfie, I have one problem for you, okay?"}, {"start": 6004.92, "end": 6006.64, "text": " Piece of actionable feedback."}, {"start": 6006.64, "end": 6010.72, "text": " The tenders look like fish and chips."}, {"start": 6010.72, "end": 6013.92, "text": " The fake chicken looks like real fish."}, {"start": 6013.92, "end": 6016.88, "text": " Something to do with the breading is not quite right."}, {"start": 6016.88, "end": 6018.64, "text": " It's more of a battering."}, {"start": 6018.64, "end": 6020.68, "text": " The hot dog honestly looks fine."}, {"start": 6021.84, "end": 6024.2, "text": " For five pound 70 at the World Cup."}, {"start": 6024.2, "end": 6025.84, "text": " I mean, that's the World Cup."}, {"start": 6025.84, "end": 6027.280000000001, "text": " That makes sense to me, but I mean,"}, {"start": 6027.280000000001, "end": 6029.76, "text": " this is obviously a little bit more ambitious."}, {"start": 6031.16, "end": 6032.88, "text": " Five pound 70 for a hot dog."}, {"start": 6032.88, "end": 6034.12, "text": " Bro, it's you went to the,"}, {"start": 6034.12, "end": 6036.240000000001, "text": " I can't be getting baited by this."}, {"start": 6036.240000000001, "end": 6038.2, "text": " You went to the World Cup."}, {"start": 6038.2, "end": 6041.76, "text": " You're at the World Cup."}, {"start": 6041.76, "end": 6047.04, "text": " That's like getting DoorDash to space and being like, what do you mean it was like $10,000"}, {"start": 6047.04, "end": 6048.16, "text": " for KFC?"}, {"start": 6048.16, "end": 6052.2, "text": " Like, you're at the World Cup."}, {"start": 6052.2, "end": 6054.04, "text": " Of course it's going to be expensive."}, {"start": 6054.04, "end": 6057.0, "text": " 5 pounds 70 for a hot dog at the World Cup."}, {"start": 6057.0, "end": 6061.92, "text": " It seems almost a stare."}, {"start": 6061.92, "end": 6065.84, "text": " Salt and pepper munchbox versus mustache pretzel with a cactus lemonade."}, {"start": 6065.84, "end": 6073.96, "text": " Now we ain't doing all that."}, {"start": 6073.96, "end": 6076.92, "text": " It should be cheap because you spend a lot on the ticket."}, {"start": 6076.92, "end": 6079.360000000001, "text": " After all this time you still don't understand capitalism."}, {"start": 6079.360000000001, "end": 6082.76, "text": " The prices will be set and what the market will bear."}, {"start": 6082.76, "end": 6083.76, "text": " Millionaires are in the stands."}, {"start": 6083.76, "end": 6087.16, "text": " They don't give a fuck about paying five pound seventy for a hot dog."}, {"start": 6087.16, "end": 6090.28, "text": " They can charge five pound seventy because there's millionaires in the audience."}, {"start": 6095.84, "end": 6097.84, "text": " It's got to be pie chips and curry sauce"}, {"start": 6105.2, "end": 6107.2, "text": " Cheesy chips looks really bad"}, {"start": 6108.04, "end": 6114.02, "text": " Like insane and not just because it's unmelted. This looks like this is not cheese. This is like"}, {"start": 6114.76, "end": 6119.1, "text": " Daya dairy-free cheese and this is what it looks like when it melts"}, {"start": 6119.84, "end": 6124.72, "text": " This looks pretty horrible, but better for sure"}, {"start": 6125.84, "end": 6132.04, "text": " Chips and curry sauce looks pretty good."}, {"start": 6132.04, "end": 6133.360000000001, "text": " Sausage baguette."}, {"start": 6133.360000000001, "end": 6139.7, "text": " It looks like something you'd make at home, which is maybe where you are considering what"}, {"start": 6139.7, "end": 6147.64, "text": " we're looking at here, but pizza slice."}, {"start": 6147.64, "end": 6148.64, "text": " Pretty bad."}, {"start": 6148.64, "end": 6149.64, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6149.64, "end": 6153.96, "text": " It's hard to parse this one."}, {"start": 6153.96, "end": 6162.04, "text": " and a can of Pacifico for \u00a320.45 at the Dignity Health Sports Park. Would you describe this"}, {"start": 6162.04, "end": 6172.28, "text": " meal as being emblematic of the values of dignity or health? Chips and a beer? So the"}, {"start": 6172.28, "end": 6183.0, "text": " price is obviously obscene. Can I say something without making you hate me? It pisses me off"}, {"start": 6183.0, "end": 6189.64, "text": " people will buy this and then complain about the price as if the price is like not on the"}, {"start": 6189.64, "end": 6196.52, "text": " menu when they ordered it. Like you had an opportunity to engage in an act of quiet rebellion."}, {"start": 6196.52, "end": 6205.96, "text": " You said like, fuck you. Like it's, I find that a very impotent sort of rage to be like,"}, {"start": 6205.96, "end": 6213.72, "text": " can you believe how much I paid for this? Like that seems crazy to me. That being said,"}, {"start": 6213.72, "end": 6222.76, "text": " the pizza is really bad. I think we gotta go for the pizza. Easy Scranner."}, {"start": 6222.76, "end": 6235.400000000001, "text": " Oh boy beer the stadium's around 20 bucks. I hear you man the Canucks games"}, {"start": 6235.400000000001, "end": 6245.12, "text": " it was like we came like 23 bucks for a 20 ounce beer maybe 24 ounces so it's"}, {"start": 6245.12, "end": 6249.4800000000005, "text": " kind of like two beers but still I was when I was like you know what I could"}, {"start": 6249.4800000000005, "end": 6255.56, "text": " never come to a game ever again. How would you like that Francis? Mr. Aquilini? And then I'm kind"}, {"start": 6255.56, "end": 6261.000000000001, "text": " of like still on that shit and I was fucking living large this year not seeing that on ice product."}, {"start": 6264.92, "end": 6268.76, "text": " Ended up being a great tactical decision executed at like the perfect time."}, {"start": 6270.76, "end": 6276.040000000001, "text": " What do you mean? Bando bro. We haven't even done thrice yet. We haven't even done kind of hard golf."}, {"start": 6279.4800000000005, "end": 6289.38, "text": " A Doppler-like effect of light from distant galaxies that are moving away from us, that's"}, {"start": 6289.38, "end": 6292.8, "text": " a redshift, bro."}, {"start": 6292.8, "end": 6300.96, "text": " Shredded Rallston was the original name for what's cereal with rice corn and wheat versions."}, {"start": 6300.96, "end": 6315.0, "text": " Rice Krispies."}, {"start": 6315.0, "end": 6319.76, "text": " The classic shooter Doom was modded into an original video game that was packaged with"}, {"start": 6319.76, "end": 6324.28, "text": " what general mill cereal in the 90s?"}, {"start": 6324.28, "end": 6326.88, "text": " Happen Crunch?"}, {"start": 6326.88, "end": 6336.72, "text": " cross cereal. Oh, it's Chex. You'll have to forgive me this one. Chex is not as big in"}, {"start": 6336.72, "end": 6344.76, "text": " America as it is in, or it's not as big in Canada as it is in America. I've seen Chex"}, {"start": 6344.76, "end": 6350.84, "text": " here, but like it's, Chex is not in the top five cereals for sure. I mean, you got, you"}, {"start": 6350.84, "end": 6355.8, "text": " You got Kashi-Golene Crunch, Lucky Charms, Old Meal Crisp,"}, {"start": 6355.8, "end": 6357.2, "text": " America fuck them with Old Meal Crisp,"}, {"start": 6357.2, "end": 6358.8, "text": " Old Meal Crisp is pretty good."}, {"start": 6363.28, "end": 6365.12, "text": " It's not top five here either."}, {"start": 6366.16, "end": 6367.72, "text": " No honey bunches of oats."}, {"start": 6374.0, "end": 6376.2, "text": " Honey Nut Cheerios are pretty fucking good."}, {"start": 6377.8, "end": 6379.72, "text": " I don't really give a shit about regular Cheerios,"}, {"start": 6379.72, "end": 6387.52, "text": " The honey-nut Cheerios and the apple cinnamon ones, pretty fucking good, man."}, {"start": 6387.52, "end": 6391.08, "text": " In American Sign Language, the only two letters of the alphabet that require you to make a"}, {"start": 6391.08, "end": 6395.360000000001, "text": " hand motion are Z and what other consonant?"}, {"start": 6395.360000000001, "end": 6397.4400000000005, "text": " Let's say Q."}, {"start": 6397.4400000000005, "end": 6399.52, "text": " That's a weird one."}, {"start": 6399.52, "end": 6400.9400000000005, "text": " Still one of the least used."}, {"start": 6400.9400000000005, "end": 6416.620000000001, "text": " Which letter didn't become a regular part of the alphabet until the 1600s?"}, {"start": 6416.620000000001, "end": 6420.620000000001, "text": " I'm trying to think of the scrabble letters that are like worth the most."}, {"start": 6420.620000000001, "end": 6427.34, "text": " Q, J, X, X."}, {"start": 6427.34, "end": 6434.34, "text": " When it's pronounced that all, what letter usually sounds like an H in Spanish?"}, {"start": 6434.34, "end": 6436.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 6436.34, "end": 6439.34, "text": " Okay, we take those."}, {"start": 6439.34, "end": 6446.34, "text": " St. John's is the capital of what Canadian province whose population is confined almost entirely to a certain island?"}, {"start": 6446.34, "end": 6449.34, "text": " That's Newfoundland."}, {"start": 6449.34, "end": 6455.34, "text": " You might say, well, actually, big ups on to thrice for putting Newfoundland and Labrador,"}, {"start": 6455.34, "end": 6458.860000000001, "text": " that is actually correct because you were probably going to say I thought it was just an island well"}, {"start": 6458.860000000001, "end": 6463.5, "text": " Newfoundland is but don't forget about Laborador I don't know if that's how it's spelled but I"}, {"start": 6463.5, "end": 6470.3, "text": " imagine they did their fucking checking you don't know shit about the fucking gaspapin in Sula"}, {"start": 6470.3, "end": 6480.860000000001, "text": " bro it is spelled like that that's crazy you know 2023 track dissing her cheating ex Gerard pk"}, {"start": 6480.860000000001, "end": 6487.860000000001, "text": " Okay, what monomamous, what monomamous pop star saying he traded away a Ferrari for a"}, {"start": 6487.860000000001, "end": 6488.860000000001, "text": " Twingo?"}, {"start": 6488.860000000001, "end": 6489.860000000001, "text": " That's Shakira."}, {"start": 6489.860000000001, "end": 6491.860000000001, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 6491.860000000001, "end": 6496.860000000001, "text": " I shouldn't say it."}, {"start": 6496.860000000001, "end": 6498.860000000001, "text": " I shouldn't say it."}, {"start": 6498.860000000001, "end": 6504.540000000001, "text": " Oh goodness, I don't, I think if you're 50 years old, it's beneath you to be making a"}, {"start": 6504.540000000001, "end": 6509.18, "text": " diss track to your ex-husband or your ex-wife for that matter."}, {"start": 6509.18, "end": 6514.22, "text": " strikes me as I don't want to I don't want to imagine myself at like age 22 and"}, {"start": 6514.22, "end": 6519.3, "text": " then seeing like a news article that's like my mom just dropped a diss track"}, {"start": 6521.26, "end": 6529.3, "text": " like I'm trying to establish myself in the world she's literally 49 oh I'm"}, {"start": 6529.3, "end": 6531.9800000000005, "text": " just saying"}, {"start": 6534.26, "end": 6538.42, "text": " whatever happens to the best revenge is living well I mean she got that Zootopia"}, {"start": 6538.42, "end": 6550.9, "text": " money, bro. Don't need to be making a diss track to Gerard P.K., but did Gerard P.K. make a diss track"}, {"start": 6552.82, "end": 6553.54, "text": " the other way?"}, {"start": 6560.18, "end": 6562.66, "text": " Yes, well then, all's fair in love and war."}, {"start": 6562.66, "end": 6575.94, "text": " Wasn't as good. Yeah, but how many World Cups issue one or whatever? Sort these artists by their"}, {"start": 6575.94, "end": 6582.7, "text": " all-time streams on Spotify starting with the most. Alright, so this is going to be bad, obviously."}, {"start": 6582.7, "end": 6597.139999999999, "text": " I think that Bad Bunny has the fewest streams because he, to me, is the newest member of"}, {"start": 6597.139999999999, "end": 6608.34, "text": " the popularity. Taylor Swift been building views for 14 years. Ariana Grande, I don't"}, {"start": 6608.34, "end": 6612.860000000001, "text": " encounter her too much. I don't encounter her too much, but I believe she's popped."}, {"start": 6612.860000000001, "end": 6617.900000000001, "text": " The weekend for a while was the biggest artist on Spotify. It would not surprise me if he"}, {"start": 6617.900000000001, "end": 6623.54, "text": " actually has more streams lifetime than Taylor Swift. I'm not 100% committed to this. I'm"}, {"start": 6623.54, "end": 6628.58, "text": " not married to this take, but I appreciate it. Oh, thank you. I already know what it"}, {"start": 6628.58, "end": 6633.12, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 6633.12, "end": 6637.04, "text": " It's a sandwich from a bakery that puts a pickle in the tray."}, {"start": 6637.04, "end": 6638.04, "text": " 100% A."}, {"start": 6638.04, "end": 6642.54, "text": " Hopefully you got yourself a sandwich."}, {"start": 6642.54, "end": 6645.88, "text": " I'll have two sandwiches."}, {"start": 6645.88, "end": 6646.88, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6646.88, "end": 6648.38, "text": " It's so warm in here."}, {"start": 6648.38, "end": 6650.68, "text": " I have my heat on because it was cold."}, {"start": 6650.68, "end": 6651.68, "text": " It's so cold."}, {"start": 6651.68, "end": 6652.68, "text": " Well, you can turn the heat on."}, {"start": 6652.68, "end": 6655.68, "text": " It got to be the coldest thing."}, {"start": 6655.68, "end": 6665.64, "text": " I think I just lost some aura for having the heat on in my office."}, {"start": 6665.64, "end": 6669.92, "text": " It was chilly down here when I came down."}, {"start": 6669.92, "end": 6671.4400000000005, "text": " I think..."}, {"start": 6671.4400000000005, "end": 6683.52, "text": " Well, let's start with the obvious."}, {"start": 6683.52, "end": 6686.620000000001, "text": " I have no fucking idea, but I'm just gonna send it like this."}, {"start": 6688.06, "end": 6690.06, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 6690.06, "end": 6693.02, "text": " I would swap those and then it's, I think,"}, {"start": 6693.84, "end": 6697.02, "text": " let's put Bad Bunny at three and Travis Scott at the bottom."}, {"start": 6697.02, "end": 6700.860000000001, "text": " Oh, Bad Bunny at two, I had no idea, man."}, {"start": 6702.360000000001, "end": 6703.360000000001, "text": " I don't hate Bad Bunny."}, {"start": 6703.360000000001, "end": 6705.9400000000005, "text": " I literally, with God as my witness,"}, {"start": 6705.9400000000005, "end": 6709.84, "text": " I thought Bad Bunny debuted in like 2022."}, {"start": 6709.84, "end": 6716.84, "text": " So I thought that obviously Taylor Swift has had like four times as much time in the spotlight."}, {"start": 6716.84, "end": 6719.84, "text": " He might have."}, {"start": 6719.84, "end": 6725.84, "text": " 2015, one thing, okay, Taylor Swift number one, Bad Bunny number two, probably tragically hit number three."}, {"start": 6725.84, "end": 6731.84, "text": " Weekend four, Ariana Grande five, Ed Sheeran six, number seven, probably got to be Kim Mitchell, if I had to guess,"}, {"start": 6731.84, "end": 6734.84, "text": " or maybe like Doug in the Slugs or something like that."}, {"start": 6734.84, "end": 6745.64, "text": " blue rodeo. I may not share his political values, I'm guessing, but I'm sure Paul Brandt"}, {"start": 6745.64, "end": 6756.96, "text": " is somewhere in here. There's a lot of people in Alberta."}, {"start": 6756.96, "end": 6768.2, "text": " social scene in there for sure, man. Jan Arden? Yeah, Jan Arden, Amanda Marshall, Biff Naked."}, {"start": 6768.2, "end": 6780.4, "text": " Biff Naked's got to be up there. Olivia Rodrigo may be in there. Listen, nobody asked for my"}, {"start": 6780.4, "end": 6784.02, "text": " opinion on this because clearly I'm out of touch. I'm not echoing consensus, which is"}, {"start": 6784.02, "end": 6790.820000000001, "text": " very highly prized these days. Number one, in my current pop star power rankings, it's"}, {"start": 6790.820000000001, "end": 6796.38, "text": " Chapel Roam. Number two is Olivia Rodrigo. Olivia Rodrigo, she's been putting out some"}, {"start": 6796.38, "end": 6807.580000000001, "text": " bangers. Bad idea, right? Get him back. Vampire. These are good songs. Dua Lipa? I got nothing"}, {"start": 6807.580000000001, "end": 6810.860000000001, "text": " against Dua Lipa. If you want to listen to a song about like how fun it is to dance or"}, {"start": 6810.860000000001, "end": 6814.14, "text": " whatever like that. It's just not, it's not really the wave that I'm on."}, {"start": 6819.540000000001, "end": 6823.540000000001, "text": " Don't type LOL just because you, you'd think that I'm going to get in trouble"}, {"start": 6823.540000000001, "end": 6826.34, "text": " for saying it. I've got nothing against Dua Lipa. She's been to the UN."}, {"start": 6826.34, "end": 6827.540000000001, "text": " I've never been to the UN."}, {"start": 6840.860000000001, "end": 6847.860000000001, "text": " Silent about Sabrina? I'm pro-Sabrina Carpenter, moderately pro-Sabrina Carpenter."}, {"start": 6847.860000000001, "end": 6855.860000000001, "text": " I've never heard a Sabrina Carpenter song that to me hits the same combination of like catchy and hooky,"}, {"start": 6855.860000000001, "end": 6862.860000000001, "text": " but also having an emotional effect on me as something like a casual or something in that vein."}, {"start": 6862.860000000001, "end": 6867.860000000001, "text": " But that doesn't mean Espresso is not a good song. It doesn't mean House Party is not clever."}, {"start": 6867.860000000001, "end": 6871.280000000001, "text": " Clever doesn't mean please please me doesn't have a hell of a chorus"}, {"start": 6881.22, "end": 6884.18, "text": " That's the Beatles I do love talking about the Beatles"}, {"start": 6887.240000000001, "end": 6890.1, "text": " Well wouldn't surprise me if I said please please me instead of"}, {"start": 6891.1, "end": 6896.500000000001, "text": " Please please please why the fuck they serve in the Queen of Mon upside down at Nemesis hard nut first off"}, {"start": 6896.5, "end": 6899.94, "text": " The hard nut is in Vancouver right now on vacation."}, {"start": 6899.94, "end": 6900.94, "text": " Get it twisted."}, {"start": 6900.94, "end": 6903.78, "text": " Streamers know everything about your personal life and they are your best friends."}, {"start": 6903.78, "end": 6905.86, "text": " If nobody got you, I still got you."}, {"start": 6905.86, "end": 6910.74, "text": " Thank you for taking our advice and getting a Lee's donut from the Grandville Island location"}, {"start": 6910.74, "end": 6915.18, "text": " and not just being like, well, I'm in Metro town anyway, so I'm going to go to the Lee's"}, {"start": 6915.18, "end": 6916.18, "text": " pop-up."}, {"start": 6916.18, "end": 6921.42, "text": " You went to the right location and you were rewarded with a sublime honey dip donut."}, {"start": 6921.42, "end": 6926.22, "text": " I have to tell you, literally in the last three months, something happened in Vancouver."}, {"start": 6926.22, "end": 6929.64, "text": " I'm not even, I'm not putting on airs, I'm not being facetious."}, {"start": 6929.64, "end": 6933.04, "text": " They started flipping the Queen of Mons in Vancouver."}, {"start": 6933.04, "end": 6935.56, "text": " They used to serve them with the crown at the top."}, {"start": 6935.56, "end": 6937.280000000001, "text": " And then I don't know if there was like a mandate"}, {"start": 6937.280000000001, "end": 6938.72, "text": " or something that they sent out,"}, {"start": 6938.72, "end": 6940.400000000001, "text": " but sometime in like February,"}, {"start": 6940.400000000001, "end": 6943.320000000001, "text": " they all flipped them so the crown was on the bottom."}, {"start": 6943.320000000001, "end": 6945.240000000001, "text": " I'm glad that you've noticed it as well."}, {"start": 6945.240000000001, "end": 6946.52, "text": " I don't know what happened."}, {"start": 6951.240000000001, "end": 6952.84, "text": " You got Queen of Mons opinions?"}, {"start": 6952.84, "end": 6954.64, "text": " I am a believer, I know that like, listen,"}, {"start": 6954.64, "end": 6957.92, "text": " We're a little late, we're not early adopters here."}, {"start": 6957.92, "end": 6961.88, "text": " The Queen of Mon is going to be the pastry of the late 2020s."}, {"start": 6961.88, "end": 6966.320000000001, "text": " If you live in a part of the world that has not yet had Queen of Mon's been placed in"}, {"start": 6966.320000000001, "end": 6970.84, "text": " the bakery case side by side with the croissants, the Queen of Mon is on a fucking wave right"}, {"start": 6970.84, "end": 6973.4800000000005, "text": " now."}, {"start": 6973.4800000000005, "end": 6974.4800000000005, "text": " Invest early."}, {"start": 6974.4800000000005, "end": 6976.200000000001, "text": " It's been around for like 10 years."}, {"start": 6976.200000000001, "end": 6979.400000000001, "text": " I'm pretty sure you'll find there's probably a recipe in a bread and cookbook from like"}, {"start": 6979.400000000001, "end": 6981.8, "text": " the 13th century about how to make Queen of Mon's."}, {"start": 6981.8, "end": 6984.52, "text": " If you want to be pithy about it, you fucking hipster."}, {"start": 6984.52, "end": 6989.56, "text": " But these are now, food trends are not necessarily some shit that was invented like last year."}, {"start": 6989.56, "end": 6994.360000000001, "text": " It's some shit that like a food network personality discovered on a travel show where they went"}, {"start": 6994.360000000001, "end": 6999.120000000001, "text": " to Brittany, okay?"}, {"start": 6999.120000000001, "end": 7004.360000000001, "text": " They're going to take North America by storm."}, {"start": 7004.360000000001, "end": 7005.360000000001, "text": " Get ready."}, {"start": 7005.360000000001, "end": 7010.92, "text": " And you were gonna, if you don't buy early in the Queen of Mon, don't say I didn't warn"}, {"start": 7010.92, "end": 7012.080000000001, "text": " you is what I'm gonna say."}, {"start": 7012.08, "end": 7018.72, "text": " say I didn't warn you. Just a higher percentage of people who are gay and cohabitating with"}, {"start": 7018.72, "end": 7024.4, "text": " a partner or spouse. I would think that it's Oregon. Higher percentage of people on public"}, {"start": 7024.4, "end": 7032.5199999999995, "text": " insurance. Raleigh, North Carolina. Higher percentage of days with wind speed over 10"}, {"start": 7032.5199999999995, "end": 7038.2, "text": " miles an hour. Be fucking for real. How would I possibly know that? Assume because windy"}, {"start": 7038.2, "end": 7043.0, "text": " is Falk right here, whatever. I don't know how windy it is in Kampala, Uganda. That's"}, {"start": 7043.0, "end": 7051.4, "text": " a crazy question. Absolutely no concept. Higher percentage of workers employed in the arts,"}, {"start": 7051.4, "end": 7056.36, "text": " I'd probably say Los Angeles. Higher percentage of people who are Gen X, bro. Denver strikes"}, {"start": 7056.36, "end": 7060.2, "text": " me as possibly the most Gen X city on the planet. Can I get a check on that?"}, {"start": 7060.2, "end": 7068.96, "text": " that. Somebody go check for me if Denver is the most Gen X city on the planet. I think"}, {"start": 7068.96, "end": 7081.599999999999, "text": " it's where all of the people who were like 34 when they legalized weed in Colorado moved."}, {"start": 7081.599999999999, "end": 7085.12, "text": " Negative I live there. I guess you're saying because you're not Gen X, but I already knew"}, {"start": 7085.12, "end": 7089.2, "text": " you weren't Gen X because you're watching the stream. If you were Gen X you would be watching"}, {"start": 7090.24, "end": 7095.44, "text": " probably like Back to the Future right now or like a video essay about like all the things you"}, {"start": 7095.44, "end": 7100.64, "text": " missed in Ferris Bueller's Day Off or something. You just see the smile, the involuntary smile"}, {"start": 7100.64, "end": 7109.28, "text": " creep across my face. It's just so much fun to just poke a little bit of fun at the sacred cows of"}, {"start": 7109.28, "end": 7115.12, "text": " Gen X. All the movies that they grew up watching well both of my parents who had entered the"}, {"start": 7115.12, "end": 7120.88, "text": " workforce I got home from school at a quarter after three but mom didn't get home until five so"}, {"start": 7120.88, "end": 7127.12, "text": " there were 105 minutes every day where I had to look after myself and all we ate all the popdarts"}, {"start": 7127.12, "end": 7133.679999999999, "text": " came in aluminum bags. They won in chat if your popdarts went in the toaster too in chat if you"}, {"start": 7133.68, "end": 7146.56, "text": " just ate them right out of the refrigerator. I don't hate them. I just love to make fun"}, {"start": 7146.56, "end": 7152.96, "text": " of them. I just poke fun of them a little bit. Not even make fun. Just to observe their"}, {"start": 7152.96, "end": 7160.240000000001, "text": " trends and then parrot them back at them. What kind of pop-tarts did you guys have? The confetti"}, {"start": 7160.24, "end": 7164.639999999999, "text": " Sparkle sprinkle ones the ones with the rainbow sprinkles on them and the vanilla icing"}, {"start": 7170.96, "end": 7174.719999999999, "text": " That's strawberry filling. Yeah, I had a lot of those growing up for sure"}, {"start": 7178.5599999999995, "end": 7181.599999999999, "text": " I haven't had a pop cart since I'm gonna guess the year 2000"}, {"start": 7184.36, "end": 7186.36, "text": " Dad bought better in hours I"}, {"start": 7186.360000000001, "end": 7194.68, "text": " I was and I never talk in Howells chat because especially during fleets, I don't want to throw off the vibes because he's I it's like"}, {"start": 7195.040000000001, "end": 7200.660000000001, "text": " Trying to heckle like Dane Cook in the middle of his most famous comedy special or something like that"}, {"start": 7200.660000000001, "end": 7202.26, "text": " Like you don't interrupt a master at work"}, {"start": 7202.26, "end": 7207.540000000001, "text": " Okay, but I was watching him a little bit during his sub-a-thon and he went to YouTube and in his sidebar"}, {"start": 7207.540000000001, "end": 7211.700000000001, "text": " It was a librarian video where I'm talking about like DoorDash or something like that"}, {"start": 7211.7, "end": 7218.9, "text": " And I didn't say anything, but then he mentioned like me when I'm watching when I'm eating my door dash and then this video"}, {"start": 7218.9, "end": 7223.46, "text": " Comes up in the sidebar and then I just typed what the hell and chat and then I closed the tab because I got scared"}, {"start": 7225.62, "end": 7233.62, "text": " Sometimes this also happened like I it's getting really hard to convince me that I'm not the main character of this planet because I had"}, {"start": 7234.099999999999, "end": 7238.099999999999, "text": " Chibri stream up and I went away for like hours"}, {"start": 7238.1, "end": 7246.200000000001, "text": " I came back and he had raided sandwich and sandwich was talking about the cruise and she was saying like oh"}, {"start": 7246.5, "end": 7250.740000000001, "text": " NL should make merch that's like I got pregnant on the NL cruise"}, {"start": 7250.9800000000005, "end": 7258.54, "text": " He has he's like likable enough that he could get away with it and then her fucking stream went down and"}, {"start": 7259.3, "end": 7266.26, "text": " Everybody in chat was like NL got you and L got you and I had to restrain myself"}, {"start": 7266.26, "end": 7271.46, "text": " Myself from typing like just a smiley face in chat"}, {"start": 7271.46, "end": 7278.780000000001, "text": " I thought about how impactful it would be to just put a smiley face in chat at that moment and close the tab I"}, {"start": 7281.38, "end": 7285.74, "text": " Didn't I didn't because I didn't want to create an incident or anything like that, but"}, {"start": 7288.66, "end": 7290.66, "text": " It could have been a crazy moment"}, {"start": 7290.66, "end": 7296.66, "text": " it. The aura of farming would have been insane, but instead I just talked about it, which"}, {"start": 7296.66, "end": 7301.9, "text": " gives you like much of the aura but without taking the penalty. But I was also like, I"}, {"start": 7301.9, "end": 7305.3, "text": " had to remember what website I was on. I was like, if I type a smiley face, there's like"}, {"start": 7305.3, "end": 7310.58, "text": " a hundred dumb motherfuckers who would be like, wait, NL probably actually did take her offline."}, {"start": 7310.58, "end": 7317.18, "text": " They would have no understanding of the concept of misrepresenting a situation for comedic"}, {"start": 7317.18, "end": 7327.02, "text": " purpose and would be like whoa, he what? Anyway, who cares about them? You know."}, {"start": 7327.02, "end": 7332.42, "text": " Somebody's got it. It's not me, obviously, but I hope somebody does so they can get"}, {"start": 7332.42, "end": 7338.66, "text": " out of whatever sorry situation has them acting like that."}, {"start": 7338.66, "end": 7344.860000000001, "text": " Play some catfishing. I nominate Dan, that's a good idea."}, {"start": 7347.18, "end": 7357.9400000000005, "text": " Dan is an empath, to be honest. Thirteenth century books in Latin works by Thomas Aquinas."}, {"start": 7357.9400000000005, "end": 7366.62, "text": " There was a point where I knew this. No, I never knew this. I never knew so much theologica."}, {"start": 7366.62, "end": 7374.18, "text": " I think I was thinking of Thomas Paine, man. Characters in the Midsommar's Night's Dream."}, {"start": 7374.18, "end": 7376.4800000000005, "text": " Who is a fictional king?"}, {"start": 7376.4800000000005, "end": 7380.4800000000005, "text": " Bro, that's Hecube, that's Oberon, whatever."}, {"start": 7380.4800000000005, "end": 7382.34, "text": " Get that filth off my screen."}, {"start": 7382.34, "end": 7389.780000000001, "text": " 101 Dalmatians, female characters in film, fictional kidnappers."}, {"start": 7389.780000000001, "end": 7392.3, "text": " Cruella DeVille, man."}, {"start": 7392.3, "end": 7397.46, "text": " 2019 video games about birds."}, {"start": 7397.46, "end": 7409.62, "text": " in England? Untitled Goose Game. 15th century because I didn't say anything. I know you"}, {"start": 7409.62, "end": 7416.74, "text": " were waiting for me to give an opinion on Untitled Goose Game. I didn't say anything."}, {"start": 7416.74, "end": 7420.0199999999995, "text": " of the traitors of indigenous genocides in the Americas."}, {"start": 7422.38, "end": 7425.94, "text": " Cortes, Tomas de Torquemada."}, {"start": 7429.38, "end": 7431.219999999999, "text": " I'm gonna say it seems like a bad dude."}, {"start": 7433.42, "end": 7437.86, "text": " Barbadian brands, drink companies of Barbados."}, {"start": 7437.86, "end": 7440.0199999999995, "text": " Rum produced in Barbados."}, {"start": 7440.0199999999995, "end": 7443.82, "text": " You're, drink the rum in Malibu, we call it Malibuja."}, {"start": 7446.74, "end": 7457.179999999999, "text": " coconut flavored liqueur 17th century Anglo-Irish people and in my head I"}, {"start": 7457.179999999999, "end": 7462.86, "text": " could just hear Michael Stipe Anglo-Irish people now would they be holding hands"}, {"start": 7462.86, "end": 7470.099999999999, "text": " Libby can you weigh in on this Anglo-Irish people holding hands"}, {"start": 7470.1, "end": 7479.22, "text": " Well, no, not so much, maybe some of them maybe."}, {"start": 7479.22, "end": 7487.740000000001, "text": " Some of them maybe would be holding hands, 18th century Irish male writers who were political"}, {"start": 7487.740000000001, "end": 7492.22, "text": " writers and novelists and English satirists."}, {"start": 7492.22, "end": 7498.860000000001, "text": " I mean you always got to hit them with a Robbie Burns, Jonathan Swift."}, {"start": 7498.860000000001, "end": 7503.06, "text": " Can we get some fucking Farley Mowett questions, man?"}, {"start": 7503.06, "end": 7507.26, "text": " Can we get some questions about Gary Paulson or some shit like that?"}, {"start": 7507.26, "end": 7510.1, "text": " You're going to ask me about some British authors."}, {"start": 7510.1, "end": 7515.380000000001, "text": " Can I get a question about Margaret Atwood or something?"}, {"start": 7515.380000000001, "end": 7516.380000000001, "text": " Who's Farley Mowett?"}, {"start": 7516.380000000001, "end": 7520.18, "text": " I bet you don't know shit about the group of seven, man."}, {"start": 7520.18, "end": 7521.18, "text": " Who's Margaret Atwood?"}, {"start": 7521.18, "end": 7522.420000000001, "text": " Okay, that's crazy."}, {"start": 7522.420000000001, "end": 7527.700000000001, "text": " Can we get some questions about the fifth business, man?"}, {"start": 7527.7, "end": 7538.9, "text": " 1863 births, 1937 deaths, art competitors of the 1912 summer Olympics, nights of the"}, {"start": 7538.9, "end": 7540.9, "text": " order of orange Nassau."}, {"start": 7540.9, "end": 7547.22, "text": " Yeah, I mean, there was just a 0% chance I was going to get Charles Pierre de Fredy"}, {"start": 7547.22, "end": 7549.88, "text": " the bear in the kubatang."}, {"start": 7549.88, "end": 7553.5, "text": " That's just not going to happen."}, {"start": 7553.5, "end": 7557.860000000001, "text": " 25 kilovolt AC railway electrification."}, {"start": 7557.860000000001, "end": 7561.14, "text": " It's the channel."}, {"start": 7561.14, "end": 7565.58, "text": " The channel tunnel, also known as the channel."}, {"start": 7565.58, "end": 7569.3, "text": " 2010 establishments in California."}, {"start": 7569.3, "end": 7572.18, "text": " Internet properties established in 2010."}, {"start": 7572.18, "end": 7574.3, "text": " It's humble!"}, {"start": 7574.3, "end": 7574.900000000001, "text": " Humble?"}, {"start": 7574.900000000001, "end": 7577.06, "text": " OK, wait, excuse me."}, {"start": 7577.06, "end": 7578.620000000001, "text": " I'm taking my half point on that."}, {"start": 7578.620000000001, "end": 7579.620000000001, "text": " That's Humble."}, {"start": 7583.26, "end": 7584.9800000000005, "text": " Humble kind of the goats, man."}, {"start": 7584.9800000000005, "end": 7585.820000000001, "text": " I hope they're doing okay."}, {"start": 7585.820000000001, "end": 7590.02, "text": " Did you know they published the mobile version of Slade Aspire?"}, {"start": 7594.38, "end": 7596.42, "text": " My introduction to indie games."}, {"start": 7596.42, "end": 7599.14, "text": " Humble Bundle was a revolutionary business model, man."}, {"start": 7599.14, "end": 7600.3, "text": " They were like, hey, what if we gave you"}, {"start": 7600.3, "end": 7603.72, "text": " the seven best indie video games of all time?"}, {"start": 7603.72, "end": 7610.4400000000005, "text": " And we suggest you pay 10 bucks with 70% of it going to charity, but you could also just give us a penny if you want"}, {"start": 7613.14, "end": 7615.14, "text": " It's absolutely insane"}, {"start": 7618.0, "end": 7625.06, "text": " They sold out and fell off can I say something without you thinking I'm evil I feel like they probably like"}, {"start": 7625.92, "end": 7631.62, "text": " Had to sell out to try to keep the lights on because people were buying the bundles for a penny man"}, {"start": 7633.72, "end": 7642.240000000001, "text": " I think that's a very unsustainable business model."}, {"start": 7642.240000000001, "end": 7646.240000000001, "text": " Suggested by Josh S. Is that true?"}, {"start": 7646.240000000001, "end": 7657.52, "text": " That could be Josh, man."}, {"start": 7657.52, "end": 7663.76, "text": " You're getting super meat boy FTL and braid for a dollar, man."}, {"start": 7663.76, "end": 7667.52, "text": " There was always that one performative motherfucker who would like buy it for a grand."}, {"start": 7667.52, "end": 7669.200000000001, "text": " Bro, that's notch, man."}, {"start": 7669.200000000001, "end": 7672.0, "text": " He might be in chat."}, {"start": 7672.0, "end": 7685.240000000001, "text": " There's always like number one anonymous who gives a shit, number two notch."}, {"start": 7685.24, "end": 7689.719999999999, "text": " This is easily the slowest dulls we've ever done and it's awesome."}, {"start": 7689.719999999999, "end": 7692.8, "text": " How much would you buy Slade Aspire for?"}, {"start": 7692.8, "end": 7698.5599999999995, "text": " If video games were priced fairly, I know I've said this before so I'm playing the hits,"}, {"start": 7698.5599999999995, "end": 7703.24, "text": " but Slade Aspire is legitimately worth more than a console."}, {"start": 7703.24, "end": 7711.2, "text": " It is like it should cost as much as Pong cost in 1978 if we're talking about it fairness."}, {"start": 7711.2, "end": 7716.5199999999995, "text": " The fact that they released it at like 20 bucks or something like that, literally you"}, {"start": 7716.5199999999995, "end": 7722.74, "text": " should look at that as like it's 98% off every single day."}, {"start": 7722.74, "end": 7724.84, "text": " Slay this pie or two."}, {"start": 7724.84, "end": 7733.8, "text": " Post this first balance change, I would say $3, $3 ever since they changed the doormaker."}, {"start": 7733.8, "end": 7735.24, "text": " Why would you price by playtime?"}, {"start": 7735.24, "end": 7736.5199999999995, "text": " It's not priced by playtime."}, {"start": 7736.5199999999995, "end": 7741.0, "text": " It's priced by how much fulfillment it's given me in my life."}, {"start": 7741.0, "end": 7747.88, "text": " the Spire 1, I think I bought it on the phone, it's like $10, it's worth at least $5,000."}, {"start": 7754.52, "end": 7758.2, "text": " It might be worth more, I don't know, but I don't want to say that because the gamers will get mad at me."}, {"start": 7763.64, "end": 7767.4, "text": " It's worth more than the phone, that they should be giving you the phone for free."}, {"start": 7767.400000000001, "end": 7775.000000000001, "text": " If we're being honest, like Instagram should be buying all of us our phones and then just"}, {"start": 7775.000000000001, "end": 7780.200000000001, "text": " having like the apps installed so that they can keep us in the ecosystem."}, {"start": 7780.200000000001, "end": 7791.240000000001, "text": " Mark Zuckerberg should be paying for every single smartphone you ever get."}, {"start": 7791.24, "end": 7800.84, "text": " I mean, this is like a 339 degree angle, 341, 343 guilty spark."}, {"start": 7800.84, "end": 7803.96, "text": " Ooh, why, why, I wasn't even not boiling."}, {"start": 7803.96, "end": 7804.46, "text": " No."}, {"start": 7804.46, "end": 7806.46, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 7813.12, "end": 7816.66, "text": " Guessing by two when it says hot and not boiling"}, {"start": 7819.08, "end": 7821.08, "text": " Unforced error, bro"}, {"start": 7834.46, "end": 7838.06, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, what does VIP Daniel say?"}, {"start": 7838.06, "end": 7842.26, "text": " The scammers added admins to a Facebook business page in my name and blasted AI mobile ads"}, {"start": 7842.26, "end": 7843.26, "text": " in Thailand."}, {"start": 7843.26, "end": 7844.26, "text": " Fuck Facebook."}, {"start": 7844.26, "end": 7845.26, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 7845.26, "end": 7846.26, "text": " I don't give a fuck how good marketplace it is."}, {"start": 7846.26, "end": 7848.14, "text": " I ain't going back."}, {"start": 7848.14, "end": 7858.66, "text": " Everyone's got to have their limits, man."}, {"start": 7858.66, "end": 7859.66, "text": " Never had Facebook in my life."}, {"start": 7859.66, "end": 7860.66, "text": " That is a huge dub."}, {"start": 7860.66, "end": 7874.62, "text": " I will forgive myself. I got Facebook when I was 17. You can forgive me for being naive"}, {"start": 7874.62, "end": 7883.42, "text": " and optimistic about technology at that point in my life. My prefrontal cortex was like"}, {"start": 7883.42, "end": 7888.86, "text": " 30% developed or something like that. I was like, bro, all these websites are solving"}, {"start": 7888.860000000001, "end": 7894.22, "text": " real problems. Like, here's a problem. I don't have a place where strangers can see"}, {"start": 7894.22, "end": 7906.620000000001, "text": " photos of me being blackout drunk. Like, it's innovative. Motherfucker."}, {"start": 7918.860000000001, "end": 7924.02, "text": " Had to get it cuz our high school class at a group we had to join I'm I ain't mad at you for that one. That's not your fault"}, {"start": 7925.460000000001, "end": 7927.780000000001, "text": " What am I supposed to do about this guy, man? Oh"}, {"start": 7942.620000000001, "end": 7944.620000000001, "text": " I guess you just shoot over top of them"}, {"start": 7948.860000000001, "end": 7956.34, "text": " And I went to college, everyone was on Messenger, I felt like I was going insane."}, {"start": 7956.34, "end": 7962.820000000001, "text": " I have to think about this, because you were probably in college, shit, like 2017?"}, {"start": 7962.820000000001, "end": 7963.820000000001, "text": " I don't know, man."}, {"start": 7963.820000000001, "end": 7968.02, "text": " I'm not going to judge a college student for being on Facebook."}, {"start": 7968.02, "end": 7970.26, "text": " That seems like, you know, appropriate."}, {"start": 7970.26, "end": 7973.740000000001, "text": " It's the same way I'm not going to judge like an 80-year-old for being on Facebook."}, {"start": 7973.74, "end": 7978.74, "text": " They don't get the further ramifications, and that's fine."}, {"start": 7980.0599999999995, "end": 7984.86, "text": " Grandma just wants a place to put every single news article"}, {"start": 7984.86, "end": 7986.7, "text": " she reads every single day and go,"}, {"start": 7986.7, "end": 7990.34, "text": " whoa, this is crazy, and also to wish happy birthday"}, {"start": 7990.34, "end": 7993.3, "text": " to someone she went to elementary school with."}, {"start": 7993.3, "end": 7994.139999999999, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 7994.139999999999, "end": 7996.219999999999, "text": " Grandma can do a little bit of that as a treat."}, {"start": 8003.74, "end": 8027.219999999999, "text": " I hear you, I love like trying to go to a businesses website to figure out like if they're"}, {"start": 8027.219999999999, "end": 8031.54, "text": " open or like what their services and goods are but then they're like we don't have a"}, {"start": 8031.54, "end": 8036.66, "text": " website, we have a Facebook page that you can't access unless you're logged in, and an Instagram"}, {"start": 8036.66, "end": 8040.82, "text": " page that you can't access unless you're logged in. I'm like, well, I guess I won't be getting my"}, {"start": 8040.82, "end": 8045.86, "text": " ice cream from your establishment. Could you just, could you just spin something up on Squarespace"}, {"start": 8045.86, "end": 8051.7, "text": " for those of us who fucking hate Mark Zuckerberg? Could you just, could you just go to like,"}, {"start": 8051.7, "end": 8056.34, "text": " just, you really, it doesn't just get some WordPress plugins or something like that. It just,"}, {"start": 8056.34, "end": 8063.06, "text": " like the domain doesn't even have to be good it just has to be like your business's name"}, {"start": 8063.06, "end": 8066.18, "text": " dash city and i don't even care what the tld is man"}, {"start": 8072.74, "end": 8086.18, "text": " we made it y'all there's a little embarrassing on that one"}, {"start": 8086.34, "end": 8090.42, "text": " It is Timingle, Timingle, my leash."}, {"start": 8090.42, "end": 8091.42, "text": " We gotta speed this shit up."}, {"start": 8091.42, "end": 8094.58, "text": " I've been at this for two hours, which is crazy."}, {"start": 8094.58, "end": 8096.9400000000005, "text": " It's actually insane."}, {"start": 8096.9400000000005, "end": 8101.58, "text": " I was like, I'll just do the dolls really quick and then play something else."}, {"start": 8101.58, "end": 8107.38, "text": " I've been doing this shit for two hours, man."}, {"start": 8107.38, "end": 8108.38, "text": " It's kind of awesome."}, {"start": 8108.38, "end": 8110.38, "text": " Oh my God, what are we doing?"}, {"start": 8110.38, "end": 8112.38, "text": " What are we doing?"}, {"start": 8112.38, "end": 8115.82, "text": " What are we doing, man?"}, {"start": 8115.820000000001, "end": 8127.9800000000005, "text": " I don't know how to cut this shit in half. That's crazy. Oh my god. All right."}, {"start": 8132.540000000001, "end": 8137.740000000001, "text": " I got to think about it for a second. It definitely does look like a CS knife."}, {"start": 8137.74, "end": 8147.74, "text": " Could be worse, man. Could be worse, honestly."}, {"start": 8147.74, "end": 8157.74, "text": " Slippery boss from Act 1."}, {"start": 8157.74, "end": 8160.74, "text": " A lot of Slade-inspired going on there."}, {"start": 8160.74, "end": 8166.74, "text": " Can I say something about Cine2Nurtle, which is obviously my favorite website?"}, {"start": 8166.74, "end": 8170.74, "text": " But it scares me when a website says there's been an update, click refresh."}, {"start": 8170.74, "end": 8176.74, "text": " I've never encountered another website in my entire life that's like the website has updated, please press F5."}, {"start": 8176.74, "end": 8180.74, "text": " I thought it was just like when you access the website, it's just like here's the updated version."}, {"start": 8190.74, "end": 8192.74, "text": " Apparently there are other ones, never mind."}, {"start": 8196.74, "end": 8204.16, "text": " We can't keep letting Freud win."}, {"start": 8204.16, "end": 8209.0, "text": " Movie about a guy who wants to sleep with his mom."}, {"start": 8209.0, "end": 8210.4, "text": " We can't keep letting Freud win."}, {"start": 8210.4, "end": 8214.56, "text": " Honestly, first thing I thought, the Adams family."}, {"start": 8214.56, "end": 8222.72, "text": " So structurally perfect it may have eventually ruined movies, who the hell is John F. Kennedy?"}, {"start": 8222.72, "end": 8225.4, "text": " Now make like a tree and get out of here."}, {"start": 8225.4, "end": 8233.48, "text": " I should notice 80s director, oh, it is back to the future."}, {"start": 8233.48, "end": 8234.48, "text": " Back to the future."}, {"start": 8234.48, "end": 8239.279999999999, "text": " He does want to fuck his mom or no, she wants to fuck him."}, {"start": 8239.279999999999, "end": 8245.8, "text": " That's not Freud, you Philistine."}, {"start": 8245.8, "end": 8249.52, "text": " That's like something else."}, {"start": 8249.52, "end": 8252.96, "text": " Freud is when you say one thing and you mean your mother."}, {"start": 8252.960000000001, "end": 8272.160000000002, "text": " This is a different sort of thing."}, {"start": 8272.16, "end": 8277.32, "text": " I did edit this too. I doubt it, bro. He was a man in like the 1800s"}, {"start": 8283.24, "end": 8286.44, "text": " So I'm like the junior soprano era"}, {"start": 8288.56, "end": 8290.56, "text": " What do you mean by that"}, {"start": 8292.32, "end": 8296.52, "text": " In 1897 if you ate a woman's pussy it meant you were gay"}, {"start": 8296.96, "end": 8300.32, "text": " And you're gonna ask me to explain it doesn't make any fucking sense to me"}, {"start": 8300.32, "end": 8305.56, "text": " me. That's the way it fucking was apparently. It's what I've derived from like the media"}, {"start": 8305.56, "end": 8326.039999999999, "text": " that I've seen at the very least. Kind of makes no sense at all. My Armenian friend"}, {"start": 8326.04, "end": 8331.160000000002, "text": " still thinks that. I don't know anything about that. Okay, you're really setting me up for,"}, {"start": 8332.44, "end": 8336.52, "text": " like, that's a bit of a suicide pass. I don't know if that's emblematic of the opinion of all"}, {"start": 8336.52, "end": 8340.76, "text": " people from Armenia. I would think that it's not a monolith. I would think that they have very"}, {"start": 8340.76, "end": 8346.28, "text": " diverse opinions on Canalingus, considering there's like tens of millions of them, at the very least"}, {"start": 8346.28, "end": 8349.800000000001, "text": " millions of them. I don't know, man."}, {"start": 8356.04, "end": 8361.560000000001, "text": " See, someone in chess said my Armenian friend eats me out all the time."}, {"start": 8361.560000000001, "end": 8363.320000000002, "text": " You know what's crazy?"}, {"start": 8363.320000000002, "end": 8365.640000000001, "text": " Might be the same person."}, {"start": 8365.640000000001, "end": 8367.52, "text": " Wouldn't it be crazy if it was the same person?"}, {"start": 8367.52, "end": 8370.76, "text": " I just turned out the first person who thought that the Armenian dude wasn't a real eater"}, {"start": 8370.76, "end": 8374.960000000001, "text": " just got a stank box."}, {"start": 8374.960000000001, "end": 8384.84, "text": " Wouldn't that be something?"}, {"start": 8384.84, "end": 8389.6, "text": " this is how you found out this is how you feel like you didn't know this whole"}, {"start": 8389.6, "end": 8391.72, "text": " time"}, {"start": 8391.72, "end": 8397.64, "text": " oh you're 35 bro that's nice of you to say I'm literally 37 but that's what if I"}, {"start": 8397.64, "end": 8402.36, "text": " was 25 I'd be like wouldn't it be interesting if no I can't say that I"}, {"start": 8402.36, "end": 8410.16, "text": " don't know oh but and then like type it in the discord no it's okay thanks for"}, {"start": 8410.16, "end": 8414.04, "text": " the gifted subscriptions that's a tie I'd be saying that type of shit if I was"}, {"start": 8414.04, "end": 8427.2, "text": " Don't say smelly cat, smelly cat, okay, Phoebe Buffet type shit."}, {"start": 8427.2, "end": 8432.480000000001, "text": " Let's see what the vibes are like on Dr. Ordle today."}, {"start": 8432.480000000001, "end": 8441.52, "text": " Could be better."}, {"start": 8441.52, "end": 8447.24, "text": " A 16-year-old girl presents with several days of excessive thirst, frequent urination, and fatigue."}, {"start": 8448.54, "end": 8450.54, "text": " You have a type 1 diabetes mellitus."}, {"start": 8451.84, "end": 8457.880000000001, "text": " She reports, waking multiple times at night to urinate and has been drinking large amounts of water."}, {"start": 8460.960000000001, "end": 8463.960000000001, "text": " You are drinking too much water."}, {"start": 8464.48, "end": 8465.28, "text": " Hyper..."}, {"start": 8466.76, "end": 8467.76, "text": " Hydrosis."}, {"start": 8468.32, "end": 8469.16, "text": " Too much..."}, {"start": 8469.24, "end": 8470.2, "text": " You are drowning."}, {"start": 8470.2, "end": 8473.2, "text": " You are drowning yourself with water."}, {"start": 8473.2, "end": 8476.52, "text": " You have an enlarged prostate."}, {"start": 8476.52, "end": 8482.28, "text": " You have benign prostate, prostatic hyperplasia."}, {"start": 8482.28, "end": 8484.320000000002, "text": " She was involved in a motor vehicle collision"}, {"start": 8484.320000000002, "end": 8486.84, "text": " two months ago with a brief loss of consciousness."}, {"start": 8486.84, "end": 8492.12, "text": " Maybe you could have mentioned that before the water."}, {"start": 8492.12, "end": 8495.84, "text": " A brief loss of consciousness."}, {"start": 8495.84, "end": 8498.28, "text": " You have an amygdala."}, {"start": 8498.28, "end": 8508.960000000001, "text": " You have a laceration, you have a pituitary prolactinoma."}, {"start": 8508.960000000001, "end": 8509.880000000001, "text": " Oh, this is bad."}, {"start": 8509.880000000001, "end": 8515.28, "text": " Laboratory studies show a serum sodium of 152 milliliquals"}, {"start": 8515.28, "end": 8520.720000000001, "text": " per liter at plasma osmolality of 3-U-L, OK?"}, {"start": 8520.720000000001, "end": 8522.12, "text": " I'm just going to take a shot in the dark."}, {"start": 8522.12, "end": 8524.880000000001, "text": " You probably got a Robdo."}, {"start": 8524.880000000001, "end": 8527.76, "text": " You got a Robdomyolysis."}, {"start": 8527.76, "end": 8532.56, "text": " Water deprivation testing fails to significantly increase urine osmolality."}, {"start": 8532.56, "end": 8536.800000000001, "text": " I got horrible news. You got rabies virus. You are, you know, a lot of trouble."}, {"start": 8537.68, "end": 8542.880000000001, "text": " Administration of Desmopressin leads to a marked increase in urine osmolality."}, {"start": 8544.64, "end": 8547.04, "text": " That does, that changes everything. That's interesting."}, {"start": 8549.68, "end": 8555.52, "text": " So when you don't drink water, your urine doesn't get more concentrated."}, {"start": 8555.52, "end": 8562.640000000001, "text": " your kidneys are you have a you have a fucking kidney you have a pre renal acute kidney injury"}, {"start": 8562.640000000001, "end": 8573.92, "text": " send all the different diabetes I said diabetes I said diabetes"}, {"start": 8573.92, "end": 8584.2, "text": " central diabetes and sypidus someone in my discord told me that diabetes and sypidus was"}, {"start": 8584.2, "end": 8588.76, "text": " was literally called that because doctors used to taste your pee to see if it was sweet,"}, {"start": 8588.76, "end": 8593.720000000001, "text": " to see if you had diabetes. And they called it insipidus if they were like, you should"}, {"start": 8593.720000000001, "end": 8609.2, "text": " have a sypidus. My Armenian friend has that job? Okay, good one. Listen, you're going to"}, {"start": 8609.2, "end": 8618.68, "text": " give me in trouble. Um, nobody said that. I said I want credit for that joke down by"}, {"start": 8618.68, "end": 8630.02, "text": " the bay where the watermelons grow back to my home. I dare not go. As if I do. My"}, {"start": 8630.02, "end": 8638.6, "text": " mother will say, Have you ever seen a carp picking a harp down by the bay?"}, {"start": 8639.2, "end": 8641.2, "text": " 2013."}, {"start": 8641.2, "end": 8643.2, "text": " Yes, I know this is..."}, {"start": 8643.2, "end": 8645.2, "text": " Night to the..."}, {"start": 8645.2, "end": 8647.2, "text": " It's the best song ever!"}, {"start": 8647.2, "end": 8651.2, "text": " Night to the party like the best night ever!"}, {"start": 8651.2, "end": 8653.2, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 8663.2, "end": 8665.2, "text": " Yeah, I know, I know this one."}, {"start": 8665.2, "end": 8667.2, "text": " I know, I know, I know a couple one direction songs."}, {"start": 8667.2, "end": 8680.2, "text": " One Direction songs. I know that one."}, {"start": 8680.2, "end": 8682.2, "text": " And baby I'm perfect"}, {"start": 8693.54, "end": 8699.66, "text": " It's not they named it ironically it's kind of like how Toto named themselves after a Japanese toilet"}, {"start": 8706.7, "end": 8708.7, "text": " Pop tune forever"}, {"start": 8710.2, "end": 8714.900000000001, "text": " I'm on a Japanese toilet right now."}, {"start": 8714.900000000001, "end": 8716.320000000002, "text": " I'm literally jealous."}, {"start": 8716.320000000002, "end": 8718.960000000001, "text": " I never fucked with a Japanese toilet until this trip."}, {"start": 8718.960000000001, "end": 8725.2, "text": " I think I became a real shitter on this trip."}, {"start": 8725.2, "end": 8728.480000000001, "text": " City to Nero Battle Royale in two minutes, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 8728.480000000001, "end": 8734.720000000001, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,"}, {"start": 8734.720000000001, "end": 8737.36, "text": " one minute, seven seconds, join."}, {"start": 8737.36, "end": 8738.560000000001, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 8738.56, "end": 8746.48, "text": " Damn, I even have time to like change my game name and everything."}, {"start": 8747.48, "end": 8755.279999999999, "text": " Four viewers. Nah, double it. Give it to the next guy. Fuck, I kind of have to go pee,"}, {"start": 8755.279999999999, "end": 8759.68, "text": " but I don't think we're doing that in 45 seconds. I could do the next best thing"}, {"start": 8759.68, "end": 8763.24, "text": " and like get a drink, I guess."}, {"start": 8768.56, "end": 8775.56, "text": " 33 seconds y'all."}, {"start": 8775.56, "end": 8782.56, "text": " The next best thing is doing it in your chair. Why'd you, you phrased it like Frank Underwood."}, {"start": 8782.56, "end": 8786.56, "text": " Now obviously we know the best place to take a piss is the toilet."}, {"start": 8786.56, "end": 8792.56, "text": " But if you got no other port in a storm, your chair will do."}, {"start": 8792.56, "end": 8795.56, "text": " I didn't call you Frank Underwood. I said you were typing like Frank Underwood."}, {"start": 8795.56, "end": 8798.68, "text": " Let the record show, let the record show."}, {"start": 8798.68, "end": 8799.92, "text": " I did not call you Frank Underwood."}, {"start": 8799.92, "end": 8801.68, "text": " I said you were writing some stuff"}, {"start": 8801.68, "end": 8803.72, "text": " that Frank Underwood would write, okay?"}, {"start": 8805.48, "end": 8807.8, "text": " It's been a week since I did the impression."}, {"start": 8807.8, "end": 8809.56, "text": " People have been loving the impressions lately."}, {"start": 8809.56, "end": 8813.76, "text": " They really love Jack Nicholson from as good as it gets."}, {"start": 8815.72, "end": 8819.16, "text": " Okay, one second, inherent vice, easy bro, Deadpool too."}, {"start": 8821.48, "end": 8823.18, "text": " They really liked that Jack Nicholson."}, {"start": 8823.18, "end": 8824.18, "text": " They really liked."}, {"start": 8824.18, "end": 8829.7, "text": " Why don't you shut your pie hole and give me a chicken salad sandwich?"}, {"start": 8829.7, "end": 8831.66, "text": " They really like that one for some reason."}, {"start": 8831.66, "end": 8833.94, "text": " I don't know, but I feel it."}, {"start": 8833.94, "end": 8838.74, "text": " I feel his energy coursing through me."}, {"start": 8838.74, "end": 8842.300000000001, "text": " Link to a Hindi language film."}, {"start": 8842.300000000001, "end": 8845.7, "text": " Devdas?"}, {"start": 8845.7, "end": 8847.42, "text": " Nobody from Devdas is in Deadpool 2."}, {"start": 8847.42, "end": 8849.14, "text": " Link to a film with Life in the title."}, {"start": 8849.14, "end": 8854.619999999999, "text": " We play Life, the 2017 film with Ryan Reynolds in it."}, {"start": 8854.619999999999, "end": 8857.58, "text": " That's a big one."}, {"start": 8857.58, "end": 8860.58, "text": " Oh shit, Bugbite is in this one."}, {"start": 8860.58, "end": 8865.0, "text": " And Bugbite also told me about the fucking Julian Donkey"}, {"start": 8865.0, "end": 8866.66, "text": " boy."}, {"start": 8866.66, "end": 8867.22, "text": " That's scary."}, {"start": 8867.22, "end": 8868.66, "text": " They know what they're doing."}, {"start": 8868.66, "end": 8871.66, "text": " Hindi language film."}, {"start": 8871.66, "end": 8874.019999999999, "text": " Yeah, I'm thinking Devdice."}, {"start": 8874.019999999999, "end": 8876.939999999999, "text": " I'm thinking RRR."}, {"start": 8876.94, "end": 8884.18, "text": " I'm thinking, I think I'll probably just play a Jake Gyllenhaal movie here, like Bubble Boy."}, {"start": 8884.18, "end": 8888.7, "text": " I don't think I'm getting a Hindi language film off of this, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 8888.7, "end": 8891.02, "text": " RRR isn't even in Hindi."}, {"start": 8891.02, "end": 8894.18, "text": " I was just picking it because I thought Ryan Reynolds was in it."}, {"start": 8894.18, "end": 8897.5, "text": " I thought he was like the middle R or whatever."}, {"start": 8897.5, "end": 8900.26, "text": " Link to any film from the 1990s for Source Code?"}, {"start": 8900.26, "end": 8901.94, "text": " Yeah, I'm thinking it's October Sky."}, {"start": 8906.94, "end": 8910.82, "text": " Jake Gyllenhaal's in October Sky, y'all."}, {"start": 8913.380000000001, "end": 8918.54, "text": " Can we talk about using your cast lifeline on source code?"}, {"start": 8919.380000000001, "end": 8922.720000000001, "text": " It has Jake Gyllenhaal."}, {"start": 8923.94, "end": 8925.92, "text": " He's on the poster."}, {"start": 8925.92, "end": 8927.02, "text": " It says Jake Gyllenhaal."}, {"start": 8927.02, "end": 8928.7, "text": " Right. Bug bite, 666."}, {"start": 8928.7, "end": 8930.02, "text": " You can't be doing that."}, {"start": 8930.02, "end": 8933.94, "text": " Come on. Just play Julian Donkey boy."}, {"start": 8936.94, "end": 8944.58, "text": " Nightcrawler is a good movie. It's called X2 X Men United and his name is Alan Cummins."}, {"start": 8944.58, "end": 8949.62, "text": " Submit the shortest title from October Sky."}, {"start": 8952.140000000001, "end": 8961.02, "text": " Life 2017. Interesting idea at least."}, {"start": 8961.02, "end": 8964.78, "text": " I don't think I'm gonna get shortest title Jake Joannal. I don't remember who"}, {"start": 8964.78, "end": 8969.34, "text": " the fuck else is in October sky. Elijah Wood maybe and he's in North never"}, {"start": 8969.34, "end": 8975.220000000001, "text": " mind. That movie with Jake Gyllenhaal in it I suppose I'll just take Nightcrawler"}, {"start": 8975.220000000001, "end": 8980.42, "text": " good point. Not gonna be the shortest title though. Well you still got we got"}, {"start": 8980.42, "end": 8986.140000000001, "text": " one more chance on it. Spider-Man Far From Home that would have been it."}, {"start": 8986.140000000001, "end": 8993.86, "text": " Adam Sandler 25 crazy name. Okay shortest title honestly that one tall motherfucker"}, {"start": 8993.86, "end": 9005.380000000001, "text": " from Zodiac is in Fargo. That's a pretty short title, man."}, {"start": 9005.380000000001, "end": 9009.18, "text": " Which one? He's the guy who's also in Sorry, Baby. He plays the guy who makes sandwiches"}, {"start": 9009.18, "end": 9016.02, "text": " from Sorry, Baby. He has three names, I think. He's a trilingual individual. John Carol Lynch."}, {"start": 9016.02, "end": 9020.94, "text": " That's him right there. That's my goat from the Drew Carey show."}, {"start": 9020.94, "end": 9026.7, "text": " take those John Kara Lynch don't link to a franchise okay that's easy money we go"}, {"start": 9026.7, "end": 9033.140000000001, "text": " straight to blood simple Cody did you use your priority to go to blood simple"}, {"start": 9033.74, "end": 9039.54, "text": " he's the husband in Fargo yeah that's why that's why I played him as you go I'll"}, {"start": 9039.54, "end": 9044.42, "text": " get you a cup of coffee or something like that my letterbox is embarrassing"}, {"start": 9044.42, "end": 9048.300000000001, "text": " it's all movies I watch because of your knees I've noticed that a lot of people"}, {"start": 9048.300000000001, "end": 9054.060000000001, "text": " leave pithy comments on my letterbox reviews and then I go look at their most recent watch films and it's all films that I"}, {"start": 9054.78, "end": 9060.86, "text": " Recommended recently. Okay. They used it on no mad land. That's very smart another film from the 2020s"}, {"start": 9060.86, "end": 9066.140000000001, "text": " I mean, I feel like everyone's gonna go have the same play here, but I'm gonna go for Hamnet by a Chloe Zhao"}, {"start": 9071.1, "end": 9076.060000000001, "text": " Swanky percent Swanky is she only has one film credit. She's kind of like John Cazale"}, {"start": 9076.06, "end": 9080.18, "text": " She was in a best picture winner and then decided I'm done with this stuff"}, {"start": 9082.66, "end": 9089.26, "text": " Now don't play gladiator to here, that's a given probably just we could play like after Sun or something like that"}, {"start": 9090.34, "end": 9092.859999999999, "text": " I'll probably play that one. No, I'm just kidding"}, {"start": 9097.66, "end": 9102.539999999999, "text": " John Cazale was also in dog day afternoon though. Well, it took him a little longer to reach perfection"}, {"start": 9102.539999999999, "end": 9104.74, "text": " Then it took swanky, but everyone develops at their own pace"}, {"start": 9106.06, "end": 9126.06, "text": " No Mad Land pisses me off. Yeah, it kind of sucks in my opinion. But after Sun, after Sun to an Oscar-winning film, probably say, horror film from the 20s, gladiator two, best historical fiction."}, {"start": 9130.06, "end": 9132.06, "text": " I'm not using my sprint yet. We might need it."}, {"start": 9132.06, "end": 9139.859999999999, "text": " it. Why the hell was Broso sad? That's what I'm saying. Major plot hole in After Sun."}, {"start": 9139.859999999999, "end": 9148.82, "text": " Guy was on vacation. You literally can't be sad on vacation. Movie doesn't make any sense."}, {"start": 9148.82, "end": 9157.06, "text": " Django Unchained with a skip. Link to an Oscar winning film. Okay. But don't submit the oldest"}, {"start": 9157.06, "end": 9164.06, "text": " I will play Ray from 2004, which definitely won an Oscar."}, {"start": 9164.06, "end": 9172.06, "text": " I think it won Best Piano Performance."}, {"start": 9172.06, "end": 9178.06, "text": " Please tell me that isn't me."}, {"start": 9178.06, "end": 9186.06, "text": " Once upon a time in Hollywood, Bruce Dern, submit the longest title."}, {"start": 9186.06, "end": 9188.939999999999, "text": " Well, I think someone else already did that for us."}, {"start": 9188.939999999999, "end": 9190.82, "text": " I think the longest title I could get here"}, {"start": 9190.82, "end": 9193.66, "text": " would be the curious case of Benjamin Button."}, {"start": 9193.66, "end": 9195.5, "text": " Now, I'm on 28 points."}, {"start": 9195.5, "end": 9197.84, "text": " I'd really like to use a sprint to get to more than 30,"}, {"start": 9197.84, "end": 9199.34, "text": " so I'm not using it right now."}, {"start": 9202.66, "end": 9205.14, "text": " Oh, the assassination of Robert Ford by the coward,"}, {"start": 9205.14, "end": 9208.039999999999, "text": " Jesse James, or vice versa, that might even be longer."}, {"start": 9208.04, "end": 9219.44, "text": " Or maybe not, where we were on 28, we can get to 30."}, {"start": 9219.44, "end": 9220.92, "text": " Link to a fantasy film?"}, {"start": 9220.92, "end": 9222.2, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 9222.2, "end": 9225.320000000002, "text": " The Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring."}, {"start": 9225.320000000002, "end": 9228.800000000001, "text": " That could easily be the longest title."}, {"start": 9228.800000000001, "end": 9229.800000000001, "text": " And then sprint me for it."}, {"start": 9229.800000000001, "end": 9231.080000000002, "text": " Oh, no, don't sprint."}, {"start": 9231.080000000002, "end": 9236.320000000002, "text": " I was going to sprint to get three points, but now I only get one."}, {"start": 9236.32, "end": 9238.56, "text": " If you get another lifeline, you'll lose the sprint."}, {"start": 9238.56, "end": 9241.48, "text": " Okay, so it's an if you don't use it, you'll lose it situation."}, {"start": 9241.48, "end": 9242.48, "text": " That's smart."}, {"start": 9242.48, "end": 9247.36, "text": " We're locked in now."}, {"start": 9247.36, "end": 9257.84, "text": " I'm feeling fairly comfortable here so far."}, {"start": 9257.84, "end": 9268.36, "text": " English film, link to a film from a franchise. Letterbox user, can you please press a button"}, {"start": 9268.36, "end": 9274.28, "text": " so that I can sprint effectively? Longest title, link to a film from a franchise, link"}, {"start": 9274.28, "end": 9279.28, "text": " to a non-English film. Non-English film. Non-English. I don't think that's going to happen. I'm"}, {"start": 9279.28, "end": 9284.72, "text": " going to play Lord of the Rings, the Return of the King, bro. And then I am going to,"}, {"start": 9284.72, "end": 9287.72, "text": " I said, letter box user, put your answer in so I can sprint."}, {"start": 9295.119999999999, "end": 9298.119999999999, "text": " OK, don't submit the slowest response."}, {"start": 9298.119999999999, "end": 9299.56, "text": " A history of violence."}, {"start": 9299.56, "end": 9300.32, "text": " Boom, we're in."}, {"start": 9308.88, "end": 9311.88, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 9311.88, "end": 9313.4, "text": " Half these people are 50."}, {"start": 9313.4, "end": 9315.9, "text": " I don't think so, nobody's played back to the future yet."}, {"start": 9324.96, "end": 9326.359999999999, "text": " Howard Shore?"}, {"start": 9329.56, "end": 9330.68, "text": " Meet the Feebles?"}, {"start": 9331.72, "end": 9332.56, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 9334.08, "end": 9335.64, "text": " Is this person, are they flicking me?"}, {"start": 9335.64, "end": 9338.44, "text": " Why are they not getting any points?"}, {"start": 9338.44, "end": 9340.96, "text": " And just staying one point ahead of me."}, {"start": 9343.4, "end": 9346.82, "text": " How did you know that I'm connecting by a Peter Jackson, bro"}, {"start": 9351.279999999999, "end": 9356.039999999999, "text": " Why aren't you getting any points? That's a good point. That's a good point my point"}, {"start": 9357.24, "end": 9362.52, "text": " Letterbox Larry fell down there. Hmm. Okay. Don't submit the most popular film off of crash"}, {"start": 9364.44, "end": 9367.9, "text": " Secretaries at 1200 no shot. That's gonna be the most popular"}, {"start": 9368.66, "end": 9372.56, "text": " Someone's gonna play a like a Cronenberg movie. That's higher than 1200"}, {"start": 9373.4, "end": 9391.4, "text": " You're cooked. I'm doing great, man. I'm doing fine."}, {"start": 9391.4, "end": 9399.32, "text": " Better than you are. I'm on 35. I'm still on 35."}, {"start": 9399.32, "end": 9405.0, "text": " news classic. Link to a crime film from broadcast news. A history of violence, bro. William"}, {"start": 9405.0, "end": 9406.32, "text": " Hurt."}, {"start": 9406.32, "end": 9415.52, "text": " And then sprint me for, sprint me for, oh sprint me for threes. They sprinted me for"}, {"start": 9415.52, "end": 9420.6, "text": " three."}, {"start": 9420.6, "end": 9424.68, "text": " Now we're back, man. We're up there."}, {"start": 9424.68, "end": 9431.68, "text": " Some heart? Yeah, spoilers, if you've seen the movie."}, {"start": 9436.12, "end": 9443.12, "text": " Submit the newest film. Ed Harris has to be in some new shit, man."}, {"start": 9443.44, "end": 9447.44, "text": " Whatever. I'll just play some shit like the cooler 2003. Maria Bellar!"}, {"start": 9454.68, "end": 9458.300000000001, "text": " Stop she's the one who's named bellow, bro. I didn't do anything"}, {"start": 9471.76, "end": 9474.800000000001, "text": " I'll fuck you and your minions grew yeah"}, {"start": 9475.84, "end": 9481.04, "text": " You're probably tall and introspective. That's not part of my objective"}, {"start": 9481.04, "end": 9490.68, "text": " If you think of an Oscar-winning film from the Green Book, Moonlight, and I would like"}, {"start": 9490.68, "end": 9505.0, "text": " to sprint as well if possible."}, {"start": 9505.0, "end": 9506.0, "text": " It started the Grinch."}, {"start": 9506.0, "end": 9507.800000000001, "text": " It would be called Green Bush."}, {"start": 9507.800000000001, "end": 9510.44, "text": " It kind of does start the Grinch."}, {"start": 9510.44, "end": 9514.76, "text": " is throwing his chicken bones out the damn window. Link to a movie starting with G."}, {"start": 9519.800000000001, "end": 9521.720000000001, "text": " I have just absolutely no idea."}, {"start": 9526.04, "end": 9532.36, "text": " Janelle Mone is in this. Okay. Give me hidden figures. Does not start with the G. We got to"}, {"start": 9532.36, "end": 9546.92, "text": " to get a G on the next one. Did Barry Jenkins make waves as well? Or is waves just moonlight"}, {"start": 9546.92, "end": 9559.24, "text": " coded? Barry Jenkins! Yes, man. Submit the oldest film, the Daniel Caluya, the most popular"}, {"start": 9559.24, "end": 9567.039999999999, "text": " unique submission? Starting with G! Starting with G is so huge here, but that we take our"}, {"start": 9567.039999999999, "end": 9581.08, "text": " guaranteed points on that one. Starting with G is a given. It's the It Follows Guy? The"}, {"start": 9581.08, "end": 9583.32, "text": " It follows guy did moonlight?"}, {"start": 9588.08, "end": 9589.8, "text": " That can't be true."}, {"start": 9589.8, "end": 9594.8, "text": " That's the, I don't, no, no, I've misread this somehow."}, {"start": 9595.72, "end": 9599.36, "text": " The most popular unique submission for get out."}, {"start": 9600.8, "end": 9604.32, "text": " Most popular unique submission for get out."}, {"start": 9605.16, "end": 9607.24, "text": " But if we wanna go, I mean, all this film,"}, {"start": 9607.24, "end": 9609.039999999999, "text": " we could do something with too."}, {"start": 9609.04, "end": 9615.84, "text": " no you need what yeah yeah make a play for it make a play for it with like being"}, {"start": 9615.84, "end": 9622.560000000001, "text": " John Malkovich 99 no man Steven Roode is in this motherfucker what do you mean"}, {"start": 9622.560000000001, "end": 9625.68, "text": " 1999"}, {"start": 9628.480000000001, "end": 9635.68, "text": " you collected this loot I got the most popular unique submission that's huge"}, {"start": 9635.68, "end": 9640.68, "text": " I'm up on five Keanu film from the 2000s oldest film"}, {"start": 9644.64, "end": 9646.64, "text": " They want me to play Shmigadoon"}, {"start": 9647.800000000001, "end": 9653.04, "text": " Jablonsky did this Tiffany Haddish will forte from the night Keanu Reeves from the 90s"}, {"start": 9653.56, "end": 9657.380000000001, "text": " That's you know Keanu Reeves from the 2000s. Okay. I can do this"}, {"start": 9657.880000000001, "end": 9660.12, "text": " His earliest movie from the 2000s"}, {"start": 9660.12, "end": 9670.12, "text": " Fuck it. That's such a waste of points, man. I just, I didn't give myself enough time. I should have played Constantine."}, {"start": 9670.12, "end": 9677.12, "text": " I should have played The Matrix Reload. The seventh entry in a franchise? Are you fucking insane?"}, {"start": 9677.12, "end": 9689.12, "text": " Okay, we need a film from the year 2000. We play the movie Memento, which is, and I don't think it'll be the oldest film submitted,"}, {"start": 9689.12, "end": 9693.04, "text": " But it is literally from the year 2000 and it has Carrie Ann Moss in it"}, {"start": 9703.960000000001, "end": 9708.400000000001, "text": " Bottom two players wait we're still in first somehow science fiction film from Speed Racer"}, {"start": 9709.400000000001, "end": 9711.400000000001, "text": " Cloud Atlas fastest response"}, {"start": 9712.84, "end": 9714.84, "text": " Fastest response my king"}, {"start": 9719.12, "end": 9722.76, "text": " Do I want priority?"}, {"start": 9722.76, "end": 9726.320000000002, "text": " I don't think I want priority on this."}, {"start": 9726.320000000002, "end": 9730.92, "text": " Please give me lots of points."}, {"start": 9730.92, "end": 9732.44, "text": " I did not get lots of points."}, {"start": 9732.44, "end": 9735.12, "text": " Bound, link to a mystery?"}, {"start": 9735.12, "end": 9737.12, "text": " Well it's over Broadway."}, {"start": 9737.12, "end": 9739.68, "text": " Confirm not mystery, my bad y'all."}, {"start": 9739.68, "end": 9741.560000000001, "text": " I think I did the exact same thing last time too."}, {"start": 9749.12, "end": 9763.92, "text": " Or maybe I think I asked for crime. An animated mystery? Bro? Paddington too. Isn't Jim Brabent"}, {"start": 9763.92, "end": 9774.64, "text": " in cloud atlas it's definitely panicked it is animated bro"}, {"start": 9777.12, "end": 9781.52, "text": " panic what do you mean is i animated that's not a real bear"}, {"start": 9781.52, "end": 9786.960000000001, "text": " the main character is animated yeah okay so describe roger rabbit motherfucker"}, {"start": 9786.960000000001, "end": 9791.92, "text": " oh no no no no no oh i'm back"}, {"start": 9791.92, "end": 9795.92, "text": " Link to the sixth entry in a franchise."}, {"start": 9795.92, "end": 9801.92, "text": " Okay, you should probably just start with animation."}, {"start": 9801.92, "end": 9807.92, "text": " Aladdin. Robin Williams is in both of these."}, {"start": 9807.92, "end": 9811.92, "text": " And then, fuck it, sprint me."}, {"start": 9811.92, "end": 9817.92, "text": " You get three points off a sprint. It's not based on positioning, I suppose."}, {"start": 9817.92, "end": 9827.3, "text": " Sixth film in a franchise wouldn't the six oh my god, this is the sixth film in the"}, {"start": 9827.3, "end": 9828.5, "text": " franchise"}, {"start": 9828.5, "end": 9834.34, "text": " Submit the oldest film off of this shit brother. How would I know if so fucking for real?"}, {"start": 9836.06, "end": 9840.8, "text": " Link to a romance film. I need to link to this. I can't link to the sixth entry in a franchise"}, {"start": 9840.800000000001, "end": 9848.44, "text": " down with love 2003 they gave me romance points off that even though it's"}, {"start": 9848.44, "end": 9853.560000000001, "text": " called down with love that's huge look it was always printed to 90 we got a"}, {"start": 9853.560000000001, "end": 9855.960000000001, "text": " chance"}, {"start": 9857.080000000002, "end": 9866.160000000002, "text": " see foe collected oldest film there are 10 points up man most okay I'm gonna say"}, {"start": 9866.160000000002, "end": 9870.320000000002, "text": " the Empire Strikes Back probably has the most shared cast and crew if I had the"}, {"start": 9870.32, "end": 9887.6, "text": " guess. That would make a lot of sense. Yes, whoever doesn't get that is cooked. And there"}, {"start": 9887.6, "end": 9893.0, "text": " were seven people and only six people got it. Do not link from the 90s from Star Wars."}, {"start": 9893.0, "end": 9909.76, "text": " go to the 90s. I'll see you in Jaws, bro, John Williams. It's a tight game in the middle"}, {"start": 9909.76, "end": 9915.52, "text": " here but at the top they're blowing us away. It's like the Premier League."}, {"start": 9921.28, "end": 9927.6, "text": " Jows. Don't link to a film from the 90s. Motherfucker."}, {"start": 9927.6, "end": 9941.56, "text": " 1941 from 19- oh shit Munich 2005 mother fucker I don't want to play Mr. Holland's"}, {"start": 9941.56, "end": 9946.2, "text": " opus play my skip for zero I don't want to play Mr. Holland's opus because then I"}, {"start": 9946.2, "end": 9949.880000000001, "text": " get seven seven points down"}, {"start": 9949.880000000001, "end": 9964.640000000001, "text": " Ready player one, we want the newest film, Mission Impossible, the final reckoning, part two."}, {"start": 9964.640000000001, "end": 9976.68, "text": " And it's from a franchise, and that could be the newest film."}, {"start": 9976.68, "end": 9986.24, "text": " 10 points back though. End is from the 2020s. But it could be the newest thing. It's a plus"}, {"start": 9986.24, "end": 9997.56, "text": " one point delta if we get it right. Yeah! Okay, now we need a Western from the final"}, {"start": 9997.56, "end": 10003.12, "text": " reckoning. Simon Pegg Western. Not sure about that one, brother. Tom, I don't think Tom"}, {"start": 10003.12, "end": 10014.560000000001, "text": " crew has ever been in a Western? Let me be the color of money, 1986. I don't think Paul"}, {"start": 10014.560000000001, "end": 10023.36, "text": " is a Western. I think Paul just takes place in Arizona and Nevada. Last samurai maybe."}, {"start": 10023.36, "end": 10026.92, "text": " I could see the last samurai."}, {"start": 10026.92, "end": 10028.24, "text": " Jerry Maguire."}, {"start": 10028.24, "end": 10029.720000000001, "text": " Fastest response."}, {"start": 10029.720000000001, "end": 10030.16, "text": " Cocktail."}, {"start": 10032.84, "end": 10034.400000000001, "text": " Fastest response is a lifeline."}, {"start": 10034.400000000001, "end": 10035.12, "text": " I could take that."}, {"start": 10041.84, "end": 10043.28, "text": " I could get two lifelines off that."}, {"start": 10046.92, "end": 10048.68, "text": " Bug bite beat you?"}, {"start": 10048.68, "end": 10050.2, "text": " Bug bite, you literally need points."}, {"start": 10050.2, "end": 10051.560000000001, "text": " Why are you trying to get lifelines?"}, {"start": 10051.56, "end": 10053.359999999999, "text": " You need points to not be killed."}, {"start": 10058.1, "end": 10059.64, "text": " You're trolling."}, {"start": 10059.64, "end": 10061.039999999999, "text": " The color of money, this is important."}, {"start": 10061.039999999999, "end": 10062.48, "text": " Film from the 2020s."}, {"start": 10064.16, "end": 10065.16, "text": " Pop gun Maverick."}, {"start": 10066.72, "end": 10068.24, "text": " First man on the fucking job."}, {"start": 10069.8, "end": 10072.6, "text": " Probably not the most shared crew if I had the guests."}, {"start": 10072.6, "end": 10074.539999999999, "text": " I have no idea what the most shared crew would be."}, {"start": 10074.539999999999, "end": 10077.539999999999, "text": " Probably another Scorsese with Robbie Robertson."}, {"start": 10081.56, "end": 10092.24, "text": " That's what you get bug bite. That's what you fucking get. Wait, no, you're gonna live."}, {"start": 10092.24, "end": 10098.92, "text": " No wait, you died. Now I'm gonna die. Link to an action movie. Pop gun. Fast. Why do"}, {"start": 10098.92, "end": 10103.699999999999, "text": " I have to be fast? It's already been used three times. The Salt and Sea Eyes not an"}, {"start": 10103.7, "end": 10114.08, "text": " action movie Batman forever and then yes give me priority on that one I want"}, {"start": 10114.08, "end": 10119.52, "text": " Batman forever 11 points down we got to be quick any chance this has the most"}, {"start": 10119.52, "end": 10130.16, "text": " shared cast and crew I'll kill me in it for sure maybe some shoe mocker oh my"}, {"start": 10130.16, "end": 10139.16, "text": " my god we did get it holy shit Batman Forever most shared cast and crew link to a film featuring"}, {"start": 10139.16, "end": 10152.44, "text": " Robin Williams just gotta be a Robin Williams man Robin Williams Jim Carrey ever been in"}, {"start": 10152.44, "end": 10157.36, "text": " a movie together Nicole Kidman Robin Williams I mean I would think Batman and Robin have"}, {"start": 10157.36, "end": 10162.900000000001, "text": " a good chance to have the most shared cast and crew even has the same Robin"}, {"start": 10162.900000000001, "end": 10168.16, "text": " although it does have a different Batman which will really fuck with you we"}, {"start": 10168.16, "end": 10173.6, "text": " defended that loot bro I don't think that matters"}, {"start": 10173.6, "end": 10182.32, "text": " Robert in the Al Pacino Robin Williams oh my god wait it's a drama that somebody"}, {"start": 10182.32, "end": 10188.32, "text": " It's just a fucking drama, and it features Robin, it's not, it's more of a drama than an action movie."}, {"start": 10195.32, "end": 10198.32, "text": " Max's use has exceeded this turn."}, {"start": 10199.32, "end": 10202.32, "text": " I didn't want to use my cast, I wanted to use my sprint."}, {"start": 10203.32, "end": 10205.32, "text": " I lost points for that."}, {"start": 10206.32, "end": 10208.32, "text": " Film from the 1990s or the 1980s."}, {"start": 10208.32, "end": 10216.72, "text": " Okay, that seems doable."}, {"start": 10216.72, "end": 10221.44, "text": " Some shit like Mrs. Doubtfire."}, {"start": 10221.44, "end": 10230.52, "text": " And then Sprintmeat, following."}, {"start": 10230.52, "end": 10237.52, "text": " Link to a film from any franchise, The Dark Knight."}, {"start": 10244.52, "end": 10246.52, "text": " Easy."}, {"start": 10246.52, "end": 10252.52, "text": " Next thing would be 1980s was just a lifeline. Who cares, man?"}, {"start": 10252.52, "end": 10256.52, "text": " Link to a non-English film with the shortest title."}, {"start": 10263.52, "end": 10265.52, "text": " I can do shortest title."}, {"start": 10275.52, "end": 10277.52, "text": " I mean, seven is only seven letters long."}, {"start": 10282.52, "end": 10285.640000000001, "text": " Huge oh my god, we're in first"}, {"start": 10286.76, "end": 10291.16, "text": " Shortest title from avatar Terminator Salvation Oscar winning film"}, {"start": 10291.800000000001, "end": 10295.5, "text": " We don't need shortest title. We already have shortest title Oscar winning film"}, {"start": 10297.0, "end": 10299.0, "text": " Don't be mad it probably won something"}, {"start": 10300.2, "end": 10302.2, "text": " Best movie named Amelia Perez I"}, {"start": 10302.2, "end": 10322.2, "text": " I also defended my loot. Film starting with the letter B. Can I see a cast on this? That"}, {"start": 10322.2, "end": 10329.800000000001, "text": " didn't help me as much as I thought it would. The Chronicles of Riddick 2004? Nope, never"}, {"start": 10329.800000000001, "end": 10340.840000000002, "text": " of mine probably say Guardians of the Galaxy I suppose. Oh with a cheeky sprint."}, {"start": 10340.840000000002, "end": 10348.7, "text": " Film that starts with a B. Moneyball. Film from the 2000s. James Gunn film from the"}, {"start": 10348.7, "end": 10355.560000000001, "text": " 2000s. Slither. Give me priority. You don't know Michael Rooker like I know him."}, {"start": 10355.56, "end": 10362.18, "text": " Oh, shit, they got a movie that starts with the letter B. That's all right, we take that"}, {"start": 10362.18, "end": 10366.64, "text": " on the next one."}, {"start": 10366.64, "end": 10377.359999999999, "text": " Oscar winning film from Slyther, it starts with the letter B."}, {"start": 10377.359999999999, "end": 10381.199999999999, "text": " Guardians of the Galaxy 2."}, {"start": 10381.199999999999, "end": 10383.0, "text": " Superman 2025."}, {"start": 10383.0, "end": 10388.64, "text": " didn't win an Oscar I'm hearing. I honestly thought it might have won best"}, {"start": 10388.64, "end": 10400.76, "text": " superhero movie. They hit me with a skip. Link to a movie from the 2010s that won"}, {"start": 10400.76, "end": 10408.8, "text": " an Oscar. Judas and the Black Messiah not from the 2010s. Widows. Didn't win an"}, {"start": 10408.800000000001, "end": 10415.800000000001, "text": " Oscar."}, {"start": 10418.800000000001, "end": 10420.800000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 10420.800000000001, "end": 10425.800000000001, "text": " We're up by one."}, {"start": 10425.800000000001, "end": 10427.800000000001, "text": " They lost some points."}, {"start": 10427.800000000001, "end": 10430.800000000001, "text": " Link to a film starting with L."}, {"start": 10430.800000000001, "end": 10435.800000000001, "text": " Elliot, Steven Spielberg starts with an L."}, {"start": 10435.800000000001, "end": 10443.800000000001, "text": " The little fableman, Charlie's Angels, two full throttle, Drew Barrymore."}, {"start": 10449.800000000001, "end": 10454.800000000001, "text": " Nope, film that starts with an L. There's something about Mary. Oh, I think they just killed me. Never mind."}, {"start": 10454.800000000001, "end": 10460.800000000001, "text": " Link to a thriller. We need seven points. Secret window."}, {"start": 10460.800000000001, "end": 10465.320000000002, "text": " It's a it's a horror or it's a thriller. That's all I gotta say"}, {"start": 10471.560000000001, "end": 10477.26, "text": " Film from the 1970s or a horror movie starring Johnny Depp"}, {"start": 10479.240000000002, "end": 10482.28, "text": " Secret window film from the 1970s"}, {"start": 10483.6, "end": 10485.44, "text": " Cast me it's worth it"}, {"start": 10485.44, "end": 10487.44, "text": " Roger Deakins"}, {"start": 10487.44, "end": 10491.44, "text": " Harry Dean Stanton, Paris, Texas, and from 1984!"}, {"start": 10496.44, "end": 10498.44, "text": " Don't kill me."}, {"start": 10499.44, "end": 10502.44, "text": " Sure, we're still alive. Sweeney Todd. Sweeney Todd horror movie."}, {"start": 10502.44, "end": 10505.44, "text": " Film from the 1980s. We're going to do a 1970s film."}, {"start": 10506.44, "end": 10508.44, "text": " With Johnny Depp."}, {"start": 10508.44, "end": 10511.44, "text": " 1980s film with Johnny Depp. Okay."}, {"start": 10511.44, "end": 10515.44, "text": " Gilbert Grape, 1993. Motherfucker, man."}, {"start": 10517.44, "end": 10523.480000000001, "text": " Give me a better prompt to win on."}, {"start": 10523.480000000001, "end": 10525.720000000001, "text": " What's eating Gilbert Grape?"}, {"start": 10525.720000000001, "end": 10526.720000000001, "text": " I won."}, {"start": 10526.720000000001, "end": 10533.720000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 10533.720000000001, "end": 10536.36, "text": " I won, y'all."}, {"start": 10536.36, "end": 10537.84, "text": " Why didn't you play Sweeney Todd?"}, {"start": 10537.84, "end": 10540.720000000001, "text": " Because the movie that I was playing off of was Sweeney Todd."}, {"start": 10540.720000000001, "end": 10542.4, "text": " You can't play Sweeney Todd off of Sweeney Todd."}, {"start": 10542.4, "end": 10543.4, "text": " That's book."}, {"start": 10543.4, "end": 10550.4, "text": " I don't know about all that."}, {"start": 10550.4, "end": 10551.4, "text": " Guys, next game starts in one"}, {"start": 10551.4, "end": 10559.4, "text": " minute. I'm in."}, {"start": 10559.4, "end": 10563.4, "text": " B.R."}, {"start": 10563.4, "end": 10564.4, "text": " Johnny Debson Nightmare on Elm"}, {"start": 10564.4, "end": 10565.4, "text": " Street."}, {"start": 10565.4, "end": 10566.4, "text": " Johnny Debson Nightmare on"}, {"start": 10566.4, "end": 10567.4, "text": " everything, bro."}, {"start": 10567.4, "end": 10568.4, "text": " You see the trial?"}, {"start": 10568.4, "end": 10569.4, "text": " I don't really know about all"}, {"start": 10569.4, "end": 10570.4, "text": " that, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 10570.4, "end": 10584.52, "text": " something about a mega pint he's chill what do you mean I would I mean I've"}, {"start": 10584.52, "end": 10590.88, "text": " never met anybody that drinks $30,000 a month and wine that's chill but I've"}, {"start": 10590.880000000001, "end": 10592.640000000001, "text": " I've never met Johnny Depp, so."}, {"start": 10597.560000000001, "end": 10599.000000000002, "text": " I don't know, man."}, {"start": 10599.000000000002, "end": 10599.84, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 10602.68, "end": 10606.080000000002, "text": " That could be one really expensive bottle."}, {"start": 10606.080000000002, "end": 10607.12, "text": " That is true."}, {"start": 10609.320000000002, "end": 10611.12, "text": " Could just be one really expensive bottle."}, {"start": 10611.12, "end": 10613.04, "text": " Dude!"}, {"start": 10613.04, "end": 10614.480000000001, "text": " What does mine say?"}, {"start": 10614.480000000001, "end": 10617.28, "text": " I'm going to lose, because I don't know."}, {"start": 10617.28, "end": 10619.240000000002, "text": " Wait, no, I know Austin Butler."}, {"start": 10619.24, "end": 10631.68, "text": " Austin Butler's Elvis bro. I should have played sweet. I guess I know aquafina too."}, {"start": 10635.36, "end": 10639.4, "text": " Could be two billion really cheap bottles that's true. Link to a crime film?"}, {"start": 10639.4, "end": 10643.44, "text": " Yeah Ben caught stealing. Well I guess I'm not getting fastest."}, {"start": 10643.44, "end": 10651.84, "text": " caught stealing? Am I really gonna try to race the next one? I literally I'm gonna"}, {"start": 10651.84, "end": 10656.16, "text": " because I think we're gonna get caught stealing. I literally just control a"}, {"start": 10656.16, "end": 10661.28, "text": " control seed the Batman. Get ready for this."}, {"start": 10661.28, "end": 10669.720000000001, "text": " Faster, faster, faster."}, {"start": 10669.720000000001, "end": 10677.880000000001, "text": " Okay, we're all on 14 points."}, {"start": 10677.880000000001, "end": 10678.880000000001, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 10678.880000000001, "end": 10682.24, "text": " I think I might be fastest."}, {"start": 10682.24, "end": 10691.16, "text": " They might give me the points for fastest."}, {"start": 10691.16, "end": 10692.72, "text": " getting hardware banned."}, {"start": 10692.72, "end": 10696.039999999999, "text": " I literally could have typed it faster than hitting Control-V."}, {"start": 10696.039999999999, "end": 10699.72, "text": " Yes, yes!"}, {"start": 10699.72, "end": 10702.76, "text": " The Batman, linked to a film from the 2000s,"}, {"start": 10702.76, "end": 10705.88, "text": " Twilight Saga, Breaking Bomb, Twilight Saga, New Moon."}, {"start": 10718.0, "end": 10718.44, "text": " No sweat."}, {"start": 10718.44, "end": 10721.960000000001, "text": " The start of the game is just about staying near the front."}, {"start": 10721.960000000001, "end": 10724.12, "text": " You don't want to be breaking wind in front of the peloton."}, {"start": 10724.12, "end": 10725.640000000001, "text": " You want to be sucking fumes."}, {"start": 10729.16, "end": 10731.560000000001, "text": " Submit the least popular film off of Twilight."}, {"start": 10731.560000000001, "end": 10732.44, "text": " That's going to be tough."}, {"start": 10735.44, "end": 10742.720000000001, "text": " So we got Underwater, Personal Shoppers' Raid in there as well."}, {"start": 10742.720000000001, "end": 10745.04, "text": " I mean, it's just for a lifeline."}, {"start": 10745.04, "end": 10745.68, "text": " What else?"}, {"start": 10745.68, "end": 10759.68, "text": " Cosmopolis? Cosmopolis more popular than underwater? I don't know about that, man."}, {"start": 10759.68, "end": 10769.68, "text": " Okay, water for elephants is probably less popular. This has Renee Zellweger in it, I think."}, {"start": 10769.68, "end": 10781.12, "text": " There's Buddy, no, it's got Reese Witherspoon, got Reese Witherspoon, that being said I think"}, {"start": 10781.12, "end": 10790.64, "text": " Sweet Home Alabama might be somewhat popular."}, {"start": 10790.64, "end": 10796.24, "text": " has collected this loot. No franchises. Again, we're going least popular."}, {"start": 10799.84, "end": 10802.8, "text": " Burning's out there at 1762."}, {"start": 10805.76, "end": 10808.24, "text": " I mean, I bet we can get less popular, but"}, {"start": 10812.88, "end": 10814.72, "text": " 7-6! 7-6!"}, {"start": 10820.64, "end": 10826.18, "text": " If Tannin collected this loop, should have played back to the future."}, {"start": 10826.18, "end": 10832.46, "text": " Romance movie from the 2020s, okay."}, {"start": 10832.46, "end": 10840.699999999999, "text": " That's going to be tricky."}, {"start": 10840.699999999999, "end": 10842.82, "text": " What's this movie called?"}, {"start": 10842.82, "end": 10844.22, "text": " A Taxi Driver."}, {"start": 10844.22, "end": 10856.06, "text": " It's not a romance movie, but are we still in there, 33.721, man?"}, {"start": 10856.06, "end": 10859.9, "text": " Oh, because they got a romance film from the 2020s."}, {"start": 10859.9, "end": 10861.4, "text": " Oka-cha."}, {"start": 10861.4, "end": 10863.779999999999, "text": " Romance film, Oscar-winning film."}, {"start": 10863.779999999999, "end": 10868.179999999998, "text": " Romance film from the 2020s, 3,000 years of longing."}, {"start": 10868.179999999998, "end": 10869.22, "text": " That's a huge pull for us."}, {"start": 10874.22, "end": 10877.22, "text": " Should have typed a smiley face."}, {"start": 10877.22, "end": 10880.22, "text": " Sam, can I call you Sam?"}, {"start": 10880.22, "end": 10882.22, "text": " It would have gone crazy."}, {"start": 10882.22, "end": 10885.22, "text": " It would have been the smiley herd around the world."}, {"start": 10885.22, "end": 10892.22, "text": " I felt very powerful just being potentially witness to the moment."}, {"start": 10892.22, "end": 10897.22, "text": " But everywhere I go, there I am."}, {"start": 10897.22, "end": 10901.22, "text": " Link to a film starting with F."}, {"start": 10901.22, "end": 10907.46, "text": " Most shared cast and crew?"}, {"start": 10907.46, "end": 10911.779999999999, "text": " Starting with F should be really easy."}, {"start": 10911.779999999999, "end": 10922.22, "text": " And yet I find myself playing the host."}, {"start": 10922.22, "end": 10927.82, "text": " I had one second."}, {"start": 10927.82, "end": 10929.939999999999, "text": " Did you boost me to 40 points?"}, {"start": 10929.94, "end": 10937.94, "text": " Yes. Okay. So we're not as dead as I thought we were. Submit the newest film off of the end game."}, {"start": 10937.94, "end": 10940.94, "text": " Or we should really just do a film that starts with F."}, {"start": 10946.94, "end": 10953.94, "text": " Bro was going to hit cast list. I'm playing Doolittle. I think that might be like semi-wash."}, {"start": 10953.94, "end": 10959.42, "text": " wash. It's almost like there's too many actors and actresses for me to come up with a movie"}, {"start": 10959.42, "end": 10968.58, "text": " that has an F. Fantastic for it. Okay, well, you know what? That's a really good one. I'm"}, {"start": 10968.58, "end": 10977.9, "text": " going to say The Rise of the Silver Surfer. I'm going to say Silver Surfer. Thank you"}, {"start": 10977.9, "end": 10983.220000000001, "text": " for giving me a chance to get back in the game. Sprint me. Oh, dude, we're back. We're"}, {"start": 10983.22, "end": 10993.98, "text": " back. Yes, Springt is pretty valuable for sure. But you needed some form of catch-up"}, {"start": 10993.98, "end": 11000.38, "text": " mechanic, otherwise if you got like 10 down you would just close the tab. Link to any"}, {"start": 11000.38, "end": 11006.179999999998, "text": " film from a franchise? Probably play Batman Forever on that. Probably take"}, {"start": 11006.179999999998, "end": 11010.46, "text": " priority so I can start thinking about what to play next."}, {"start": 11013.22, "end": 11026.22, "text": " I think I'd make a pretty good riddler. Thanks for saying that. I've never worn green, really,"}, {"start": 11026.22, "end": 11044.859999999999, "text": " Link to a film from the 1950s?"}, {"start": 11044.859999999999, "end": 11046.46, "text": " How's Rescue Rangers 20?"}, {"start": 11046.46, "end": 11049.619999999999, "text": " Rescue Rangers 2022 is pretty not popular."}, {"start": 11049.619999999999, "end": 11053.9, "text": " I think we got a shot at this one, fellas."}, {"start": 11053.9, "end": 11067.42, "text": " I think we got a chance at least popular film."}, {"start": 11067.42, "end": 11069.699999999999, "text": " What does popular mean in this game?"}, {"start": 11069.699999999999, "end": 11072.3, "text": " Like least played."}, {"start": 11072.3, "end": 11074.9, "text": " Submit the least played film."}, {"start": 11074.9, "end": 11077.74, "text": " Chibli on the three stream, watch streak."}, {"start": 11077.74, "end": 11078.74, "text": " Thank you Chibli."}, {"start": 11078.74, "end": 11081.94, "text": " I guess you weren't really fucking with Monday's show."}, {"start": 11084.1, "end": 11084.94, "text": " That makes sense."}, {"start": 11084.94, "end": 11085.98, "text": " We had a sponsored segment."}, {"start": 11085.98, "end": 11088.26, "text": " Okay, Coffee Town, that's legit."}, {"start": 11088.26, "end": 11089.78, "text": " I've never heard of this movie in my life."}, {"start": 11089.78, "end": 11092.9, "text": " Link to a film featuring Francis McDormand."}, {"start": 11092.9, "end": 11097.9, "text": " Glenn Howardton, Matt Walsh, Josh Groban, Jake Johnson."}, {"start": 11098.34, "end": 11102.66, "text": " From the 1950s, huh?"}, {"start": 11104.94, "end": 11107.699999999999, "text": " I mean, I have to feel like someone like"}, {"start": 11107.7, "end": 11109.7, "text": " Matt Walsh was in Step Brothers."}, {"start": 11116.220000000001, "end": 11119.86, "text": " Matt Walsh, yeah, the other, the guy with the red hair."}, {"start": 11119.86, "end": 11121.68, "text": " The bald guy with the red hair."}, {"start": 11127.900000000001, "end": 11129.18, "text": " Yeah, the one from Veep."}, {"start": 11134.820000000002, "end": 11136.26, "text": " The one from Coffee Town."}, {"start": 11137.7, "end": 11142.820000000002, "text": " Blackberry popular mechanics for kids. Um, I"}, {"start": 11145.140000000001, "end": 11152.5, "text": " Mean it really feels like you got to play something Matt Johnson coated off of this the dirties is 8008"}, {"start": 11153.7, "end": 11158.26, "text": " Listen, that's not necessarily the comedy but 8008"}, {"start": 11160.18, "end": 11162.18, "text": " That's pretty funny"}, {"start": 11162.18, "end": 11173.14, "text": " You know, me, I'm the type of beast that might play the 40-year-old virgin off of pretty"}, {"start": 11173.14, "end": 11186.94, "text": " much every Catherine Keener movie."}, {"start": 11186.94, "end": 11187.94, "text": " Adaptation though."}, {"start": 11187.94, "end": 11191.56, "text": " That's in the franchise of Charlie Kaufman, Depression Corps."}, {"start": 11191.56, "end": 11199.08, "text": " Thriller George Clooney Michael Clayton mentioned they fucking hey Tom Wilkins and walks out of his office"}, {"start": 11199.439999999999, "end": 11204.24, "text": " Instantly gets frame mugged tased and killed by professional assassins. It's so disturbing"}, {"start": 11204.88, "end": 11209.32, "text": " It's so I hate it man. I can't even think about it gives me the freaking shivers man"}, {"start": 11214.88, "end": 11216.88, "text": " Seven linked to an action movie"}, {"start": 11216.880000000001, "end": 11231.480000000001, "text": " Brad Pitt action movie, Fury, calling an action movie seems a little reductive, but he's"}, {"start": 11231.480000000001, "end": 11233.480000000001, "text": " not walking out of his office in that scene."}, {"start": 11233.480000000001, "end": 11238.400000000001, "text": " He's opening a door and he's leaving a room."}, {"start": 11238.400000000001, "end": 11240.28, "text": " He's probably doing some labor in there."}, {"start": 11240.28, "end": 11244.960000000001, "text": " Any place you do labor is an office, as far as I'm concerned."}, {"start": 11244.960000000001, "end": 11252.28, "text": " Troy, and we want to play a short title."}, {"start": 11252.28, "end": 11257.36, "text": " Hulk 2003, definitely going to keep us safe."}, {"start": 11266.240000000002, "end": 11270.68, "text": " Limerick fan, crazy."}, {"start": 11274.960000000001, "end": 11283.080000000002, "text": " Troy should have been Nolan. Let's not relitigate the 1971 MLB draft. Okay, Oscar winning film. Yeah, it's broke back mountain people"}, {"start": 11286.04, "end": 11292.1, "text": " You can't give me Oscar winning and Ang Lee in the same sentence and not have me think of broke back mountain. It's that simple"}, {"start": 11304.960000000001, "end": 11309.960000000001, "text": " People always call it the gay cowboy movie too, which is like very misleading."}, {"start": 11309.960000000001, "end": 11315.960000000001, "text": " Like, they're literally ranch hands. They're not cowboys."}, {"start": 11315.960000000001, "end": 11321.960000000001, "text": " I also, I'm not 100% sure they're gay. I think they might be bisexual."}, {"start": 11321.960000000001, "end": 11324.960000000001, "text": " I mean, they're married to ladies. They could still be gay."}, {"start": 11324.960000000001, "end": 11331.960000000001, "text": " But they might be, they might be bisexual. I'd have to see."}, {"start": 11331.960000000001, "end": 11334.800000000001, "text": " I'll have to actually see the movie in order to know I guess"}, {"start": 11341.800000000001, "end": 11346.640000000001, "text": " Fuck it, that's right. They could be straight for all I know they could be straight, but just love a guy"}, {"start": 11349.480000000001, "end": 11355.800000000001, "text": " It definitely feels like we should be able to get an animated movie from the 2000s, but I have no idea instead I'm gonna play an"}, {"start": 11357.240000000002, "end": 11359.240000000002, "text": " Afternoon's tale, bro"}, {"start": 11361.960000000001, "end": 11364.28, "text": " Hey, what's the name of the movie I watched this afternoon?"}, {"start": 11369.640000000001, "end": 11370.92, "text": " Or this morning, I should say."}, {"start": 11370.92, "end": 11374.2, "text": " Isn't it called An Afternoon's Tale?"}, {"start": 11374.2, "end": 11377.720000000001, "text": " An Autumn's Tale, that's right."}, {"start": 11377.720000000001, "end": 11378.560000000001, "text": " Not bad, y'all."}, {"start": 11381.880000000001, "end": 11387.320000000002, "text": " Michelle Yeo, linked to the most popular unique submission."}, {"start": 11387.320000000002, "end": 11389.400000000001, "text": " I'm going to say Police Story 3 Supercop."}, {"start": 11389.4, "end": 11404.88, "text": " I was going to give you a chance there."}, {"start": 11404.88, "end": 11415.4, "text": " Don't put a heart on Kung Fu Panda 2."}, {"start": 11415.4, "end": 11417.92, "text": " Alex has collected this loot."}, {"start": 11417.92, "end": 11420.08, "text": " Damn, film from any franchise?"}, {"start": 11421.32, "end": 11422.8, "text": " With Jason Momoa?"}, {"start": 11425.039999999999, "end": 11425.88, "text": " Yep, okay."}, {"start": 11425.88, "end": 11430.119999999999, "text": " I had no idea he was in any of the Fast and Furious movies,"}, {"start": 11430.119999999999, "end": 11433.74, "text": " but he does seem a little Fast and Furious-coded."}, {"start": 11438.4, "end": 11440.32, "text": " He seems like he would be a guy"}, {"start": 11440.32, "end": 11441.6, "text": " that you would tap on the shoulder"}, {"start": 11441.6, "end": 11443.0, "text": " and be like, be in this movie."}, {"start": 11443.0, "end": 11448.0, "text": " Jack Black film from the 1990s, that's also science fiction."}, {"start": 11448.0, "end": 11453.0, "text": " Well, we'll just start with the 1990s and play Cable Guy."}, {"start": 11453.0, "end": 11458.0, "text": " And then, I mean, Jim Carrey's science fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Zinn."}, {"start": 11458.0, "end": 11463.0, "text": " We're in there. I'm feeling pretty good."}, {"start": 11463.0, "end": 11470.0, "text": " You're absolutely right. Mars attacks would have been a better play. That is a science fiction movie."}, {"start": 11470.0, "end": 11479.28, "text": " Cable Guy. Science fiction film. David Cross. Science fiction. Alvin and the Chipmunks, the"}, {"start": 11479.28, "end": 11485.44, "text": " Squeakwell. I mean Eternal Sunshine is a fucking science fiction movie, bro. It's already been"}, {"start": 11485.44, "end": 11492.04, "text": " played, y'all. Bruce Almighty is kind of a Christian science fiction film."}, {"start": 11500.0, "end": 11506.44, "text": " Crazy movie to see as an atheist."}, {"start": 11506.44, "end": 11509.88, "text": " Shortest title from the mask."}, {"start": 11509.88, "end": 11512.36, "text": " We want to submit an unpopular movie."}, {"start": 11512.36, "end": 11517.96, "text": " Shortest title from the mask."}, {"start": 11517.96, "end": 11519.92, "text": " Training Day via Peter Green."}, {"start": 11519.92, "end": 11522.92, "text": " My goat."}, {"start": 11522.92, "end": 11525.92, "text": " 23."}, {"start": 11525.92, "end": 11527.72, "text": " Guys the movie is called the number 23."}, {"start": 11527.72, "end": 11528.84, "text": " Just so you know."}, {"start": 11528.84, "end": 11530.74, "text": " I was alive when it came out in theaters."}, {"start": 11533.68, "end": 11536.52, "text": " Alex, you made a big mistake, buddy."}, {"start": 11536.52, "end": 11539.12, "text": " Wait, but he also got shortest title."}, {"start": 11539.12, "end": 11541.82, "text": " Wait, he's on a different level."}, {"start": 11543.6, "end": 11546.64, "text": " Shortest, shortest title, shortest title, James Marsden."}, {"start": 11546.64, "end": 11548.16, "text": " But wait, isn't he in, well, okay,"}, {"start": 11548.16, "end": 11550.0, "text": " definitely bro is in hop."}, {"start": 11550.0, "end": 11551.960000000001, "text": " But isn't James Marsden in a Western?"}, {"start": 11551.960000000001, "end": 11556.08, "text": " He's either in like Bone Tomahawk or he's in a Western."}, {"start": 11556.08, "end": 11557.72, "text": " I can see him in a cowboy hat."}, {"start": 11557.72, "end": 11562.64, "text": " Thank you for giving subscriptions, so I'm not looking at chat like it's it's out of chat, which I appreciate"}, {"start": 11562.64, "end": 11566.939999999999, "text": " There's no way we're getting mugged on shortest title though. I played hop all you're right job"}, {"start": 11566.939999999999, "end": 11570.519999999999, "text": " I was thinking of Westworld. Okay, so we can start to think about Western films again"}, {"start": 11571.039999999999, "end": 11573.66, "text": " He does wear a cowboy hat in Westworld though"}, {"start": 11574.519999999999, "end": 11577.48, "text": " Thank You ghost pepper ghost pepper by the way. Thank you. Thank you"}, {"start": 11585.359999999999, "end": 11587.359999999999, "text": " I have collected the shortest title"}, {"start": 11587.72, "end": 11591.96, "text": " X2 you guys are not real film knowers X2 is called X2 X men United"}, {"start": 11594.96, "end": 11599.199999999999, "text": " Thanks for the freebie though X men from the year 2000 I"}, {"start": 11602.039999999999, "end": 11604.119999999999, "text": " Doubt it's gonna be the most popular unique"}, {"start": 11604.88, "end": 11610.84, "text": " Submission though. It's a Western film, bro. It was made in America. That's the West but the title is X2. I"}, {"start": 11612.199999999999, "end": 11616.84, "text": " Have it on DVD. I play it in my PlayStation 2 once a week. It's called X2 X men United"}, {"start": 11617.72, "end": 11625.72, "text": " Bugbite has collected disludes. Bugbite is coming back."}, {"start": 11625.72, "end": 11629.72, "text": " Most popular unique submission for Johnny Depp."}, {"start": 11629.72, "end": 11635.72, "text": " There's only four of us, so you can play like a really popular movie, man."}, {"start": 11641.72, "end": 11645.72, "text": " I mean, 774 is not that popular."}, {"start": 11645.72, "end": 11649.72, "text": " 21 Jump Street would have been a great play."}, {"start": 11649.72, "end": 11653.72, "text": " I collected this vote for, I'm fucking for what?"}, {"start": 11653.72, "end": 11656.72, "text": " Charlie at the chocolate factory?"}, {"start": 11656.72, "end": 11658.72, "text": " Oldest film off of Rango?"}, {"start": 11658.72, "end": 11660.72, "text": " Shit bro, I don't know."}, {"start": 11660.72, "end": 11663.72, "text": " I guess I played Nightmare on Elm Street."}, {"start": 11669.72, "end": 11671.72, "text": " It's a horror movie."}, {"start": 11671.72, "end": 11674.72, "text": " I lost, I lost six points because it's a horror movie."}, {"start": 11675.72, "end": 11686.46, "text": " That's all right. We're still up there still feeling good in the top three"}, {"start": 11686.46, "end": 11696.3, "text": " Did I get the oldest film oh my god bug bite you can't even win bro no offense"}, {"start": 11696.3, "end": 11703.5, "text": " Oscar-winning film from Alien yeah bro the fellowship of the ring Ian home pretty"}, {"start": 11703.5, "end": 11707.22, "text": " sure they've got this shit in Japan too."}, {"start": 11712.02, "end": 11717.3, "text": " You're still playing Sine Nerdle? Bro, I keep making the final circle."}, {"start": 11717.3, "end": 11720.82, "text": " What do you want me to do? Of course I'm still playing it. Nobody can kill me in"}, {"start": 11720.82, "end": 11723.14, "text": " this game."}, {"start": 11724.22, "end": 11731.06, "text": " Film from the 2020s. Christopher's."}, {"start": 11733.5, "end": 11740.5, "text": " That's a big one. That's how you know I got my finger on the fucking zeitgeist."}, {"start": 11744.7, "end": 11751.7, "text": " Did you see that one? No, it came out four days ago. Longest title, Lord of the Rings,"}, {"start": 11751.7, "end": 11758.7, "text": " bro. We already had fellowship. We go straight to return. Ian McKellen, you know what I'm"}, {"start": 11763.5, "end": 11767.58, "text": " never do like a Japanese horror movie or whatever."}, {"start": 11773.46, "end": 11782.58, "text": " Fuck two others. That's all of us. Film from the 1980s. Submit the least popular"}, {"start": 11782.58, "end": 11787.9, "text": " film. Can I try something? Could all go."}, {"start": 11787.9, "end": 11803.98, "text": " I'm making a play for Hidalgo."}, {"start": 11803.98, "end": 11804.98, "text": " Least popular film."}, {"start": 11804.98, "end": 11805.98, "text": " Least popular."}, {"start": 11805.98, "end": 11806.98, "text": " Longest title."}, {"start": 11806.98, "end": 11807.98, "text": " Least popular."}, {"start": 11807.98, "end": 11808.98, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 11808.98, "end": 11814.22, "text": " Mickey 17."}, {"start": 11814.22, "end": 11816.66, "text": " We want to film from the 1980s."}, {"start": 11816.66, "end": 11817.66, "text": " That's not going to happen."}, {"start": 11817.66, "end": 11827.02, "text": " film from the 2010s, that is gonna happen. Fucking Minari, bro. Cosmopolis 2012, give"}, {"start": 11827.02, "end": 11831.9, "text": " me that lifeline. I'm gonna say skip me for five points because I made a mistake and I"}, {"start": 11831.9, "end": 11843.26, "text": " didn't give myself enough time. Sixth Sense, link to a fantasy film. Hudson Hawk, 1991,"}, {"start": 11843.26, "end": 11847.5, "text": " that's literally a fantasy movie. I don't care, give me priority. We're burning our lifelines."}, {"start": 11847.5, "end": 11860.5, "text": " Give me some more Bruno movies Hudson Hawk 2020's split me motherfucker, man"}, {"start": 11860.5, "end": 11865.5, "text": " Fantasy naked lunch"}, {"start": 11865.5, "end": 11880.98, "text": " Oh, the fifth element is of the scottable fantasy."}, {"start": 11880.98, "end": 11886.02, "text": " Link to a horror film, Resident Evil 2002."}, {"start": 11886.02, "end": 11888.02, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 11888.02, "end": 11900.02, "text": " huge steely dan if they were in resident evil i can see by what is shitty that you come from raccoon city"}, {"start": 11902.74, "end": 11906.82, "text": " alex alex what happened bro non-english film"}, {"start": 11906.82, "end": 11919.46, "text": " Frida. No, I'm confused. I got Gabriel Byrne confused with another fella. Something's wrong"}, {"start": 11919.46, "end": 11929.42, "text": " with me. Am I saying Jumanji? The next level? I knew Alex Wolfe. I thought maybe one of"}, {"start": 11929.42, "end": 11939.66, "text": " was in the 2020s. Bo is afraid. Oscar-winning film? Gladiator. I really need 160 points."}, {"start": 11950.3, "end": 11955.42, "text": " To admit the oldest film, I mean this shit would be like Lawrence of Arabia, surely."}, {"start": 11955.42, "end": 11964.34, "text": " the fuck was Peter O'Toole in bro like Macbeth 1948 okay we'll tell you I'll play"}, {"start": 11964.34, "end": 11967.98, "text": " LA confidential then that's probably not gonna be the oldest Peter O'Toole has"}, {"start": 11967.98, "end": 11972.18, "text": " been some old shit though for sure"}, {"start": 11975.7, "end": 11981.74, "text": " whatever I'll catch you on the next one mystery film mystery film yeah I'm"}, {"start": 11981.74, "end": 11982.94, "text": " I'm thinking seven."}, {"start": 11983.94, "end": 11985.699999999999, "text": " Sorry, I've been played, y'all."}, {"start": 11987.14, "end": 11989.199999999999, "text": " How about Star Trek First Contact?"}, {"start": 11993.02, "end": 11994.0, "text": " James Cromwell's in it."}, {"start": 11994.0, "end": 11996.3, "text": " He plays like Zaffod Bebelbrox or whatever."}, {"start": 11997.44, "end": 11999.699999999999, "text": " Can I get some ones that give you points?"}, {"start": 12003.619999999999, "end": 12005.699999999999, "text": " Come from the 1990s."}, {"start": 12005.699999999999, "end": 12007.86, "text": " Okay, Legends of the Fall."}, {"start": 12007.86, "end": 12021.140000000001, "text": " Oh, fuck. Kim Basinger, 1990s. Batman Returns? Huge. Can't use Brad Pitt off a cool world."}, {"start": 12021.140000000001, "end": 12027.86, "text": " That's alright. I'll use the cartoon. I think she might be in Stigmata, too. That might"}, {"start": 12027.86, "end": 12036.66, "text": " be from 2001. Maybe not Stigmato, maybe something else. Okay, more lifelines."}, {"start": 12038.66, "end": 12043.94, "text": " The Greece 2 1982 by a Michelle Pfeiffer."}, {"start": 12048.26, "end": 12054.1, "text": " Alex sprinted for 10 points. What the fuck? I won."}, {"start": 12057.86, "end": 12063.26, "text": " I don't know what to say, man."}, {"start": 12063.26, "end": 12069.78, "text": " I just, I mean, you can't end on a loss like that."}, {"start": 12069.78, "end": 12072.5, "text": " I'll be back in like, that one finished fast too, man."}, {"start": 12072.5, "end": 12075.7, "text": " I'm going to queue up for the next one, but now I finally got a chance to go to the bathroom,"}, {"start": 12075.7, "end": 12078.42, "text": " at least."}, {"start": 12078.42, "end": 12079.5, "text": " Be back in just a second."}, {"start": 12087.86, "end": 12089.92, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12117.86, "end": 12119.92, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12147.86, "end": 12149.92, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12177.86, "end": 12201.720000000001, "text": " I'm sorry gamers I'm eating a sandwich by the way at one we are playing pratfall with"}, {"start": 12201.72, "end": 12209.439999999999, "text": " with Kate and Squeaks and maybe Giga, based on Kate's title, I'm going to finish this"}, {"start": 12209.439999999999, "end": 12210.4, "text": " sandwich real quick though."}, {"start": 12231.72, "end": 12233.779999999999, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12261.720000000001, "end": 12291.140000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 12291.14, "end": 12296.539999999999, "text": " I think it's turkey, cheese, pesto, tomato,"}, {"start": 12296.539999999999, "end": 12300.199999999999, "text": " a little bit of spinach, it's a good sandwich."}, {"start": 12300.199999999999, "end": 12301.939999999999, "text": " Also, it's an older school deli, so"}, {"start": 12301.939999999999, "end": 12304.3, "text": " it comes with a kosher dill pickle, which is peak."}, {"start": 12311.699999999999, "end": 12312.199999999999, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 12312.2, "end": 12314.2, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 12320.480000000001, "end": 12322.480000000001, "text": " Yummy"}, {"start": 12324.960000000001, "end": 12328.960000000001, "text": " I'd buy that for a dollar she really you should see Robocop man, no"}, {"start": 12331.28, "end": 12334.320000000002, "text": " Chibley, what's the last movie you watch that didn't have yearning in it?"}, {"start": 12335.36, "end": 12336.560000000001, "text": " and"}, {"start": 12336.560000000001, "end": 12338.740000000002, "text": " Don't say the Super Mario Galaxy movie"}, {"start": 12342.2, "end": 12357.240000000002, "text": " Is 8.5 have yearning don't call it it's not 8.5 Felini didn't work with decimals okay"}, {"start": 12357.240000000002, "end": 12372.04, "text": " he's a fraction Maxxer now man my goats only got four movies in 2026 he's that"}, {"start": 12372.04, "end": 12376.68, "text": " one movie a month in 2026? No, dude."}, {"start": 12384.720000000001, "end": 12389.44, "text": " I think I might literally today. Today might have been 69. I don't know why my voice did that today."}, {"start": 12390.44, "end": 12394.960000000001, "text": " Today might have been 69. I was hanging on six seven for a while because all the comments on the reviews were about the"}, {"start": 12394.960000000001, "end": 12395.560000000001, "text": " cruise."}, {"start": 12396.720000000001, "end": 12401.400000000001, "text": " Kind of lost my motivation to lock in on the bike for 90 minutes along with my thoughts, but we're back now."}, {"start": 12403.0, "end": 12406.080000000002, "text": " All right, and we're ready. I mean we're on a two win streak man"}, {"start": 12408.640000000001, "end": 12413.94, "text": " Watch Moneyball, it's a banger movie. Yeah, I've seen Moneyball. I think I've seen it a hundred thousand times"}, {"start": 12414.580000000002, "end": 12420.76, "text": " But I might watch it again because it really is awesome. Lucy Hale, aren't you from Fantasy Island? Oh"}, {"start": 12425.76, "end": 12428.820000000002, "text": " Well, well well well well well well well well well well well"}, {"start": 12428.82, "end": 12433.88, "text": " just saw a war of the worlds it was a 10 out of 10 I'm also a war of the worlds"}, {"start": 12433.88, "end": 12439.68, "text": " respecter I wouldn't call it a 10 but I do think it's a little underrated Elvis"}, {"start": 12439.68, "end": 12443.68, "text": " with an M Tom Hanks with an M seems so doable"}, {"start": 12443.68, "end": 12460.0, "text": " Oz Lermann with an M. Excuse me, sorry."}, {"start": 12460.0, "end": 12464.68, "text": " And a link to a film from the 2020s."}, {"start": 12464.68, "end": 12467.04, "text": " Could go Baby Girl if we get Mulan Rouge of this."}, {"start": 12467.04, "end": 12468.6, "text": " Wild at a heart."}, {"start": 12468.6, "end": 12472.720000000001, "text": " Okay, is this thing on?"}, {"start": 12472.720000000001, "end": 12474.720000000001, "text": " I'm a good it's Luridurn"}, {"start": 12474.720000000001, "end": 12476.720000000001, "text": " Luridurn"}, {"start": 12476.720000000001, "end": 12478.720000000001, "text": " In a derby lunch mermen"}, {"start": 12482.720000000001, "end": 12484.720000000001, "text": " It's Luridurn and Will are nerd"}, {"start": 12484.720000000001, "end": 12486.720000000001, "text": " and is this turner"}, {"start": 12486.720000000001, "end": 12488.720000000001, "text": " I'm gonna keep saying it though"}, {"start": 12488.720000000001, "end": 12490.720000000001, "text": " you get minus to it as much as you want"}, {"start": 12490.720000000001, "end": 12492.720000000001, "text": " I'm gonna keep saying it"}, {"start": 12492.720000000001, "end": 12494.720000000001, "text": " I fucking do get on base in this game too"}, {"start": 12494.720000000001, "end": 12496.720000000001, "text": " that's fucking true"}, {"start": 12498.720000000001, "end": 12500.720000000001, "text": " Rare homers but I get on base like crazy"}, {"start": 12500.720000000001, "end": 12501.720000000001, "text": " crazy."}, {"start": 12501.720000000001, "end": 12504.160000000002, "text": " Mahal in Drive, filmed from the 2000s?"}, {"start": 12504.160000000002, "end": 12509.44, "text": " Yeah bro, I heard Huckabee's Naomi Watts, that's a single right there."}, {"start": 12509.44, "end": 12512.080000000002, "text": " Our action economy is fucking crazy."}, {"start": 12512.08, "end": 12533.84, "text": " I'm the the Irma Gird is is killing me."}, {"start": 12533.84, "end": 12536.4, "text": " Are you not David Lynch Pilled?"}, {"start": 12536.4, "end": 12538.88, "text": " I saw Blue Velvet this year on the bike gave it five stars."}, {"start": 12538.88, "end": 12542.039999999999, "text": " Want to see my chicken walk?"}, {"start": 12542.04, "end": 12556.36, "text": " Empire, real original. Can you change Harry Dean Stanton's in this, John? Yep. That's all I got."}, {"start": 12557.720000000001, "end": 12563.960000000001, "text": " Watch Inland Empire. Is it in like 140p and it's nine hours long? I still got to see a castration"}, {"start": 12563.960000000001, "end": 12571.080000000002, "text": " movie, part one. Got a lot on the list. Tomorrow I got to see the celebration though, Thomas"}, {"start": 12571.08, "end": 12579.8, "text": " Thomas Vinterberg starting to sound a lot like that one dude from Love on the Spectrum"}, {"start": 12579.8, "end": 12580.8, "text": " man."}, {"start": 12580.8, "end": 12585.72, "text": " Starting to sound an awful lot like that one dude from Love on the Spectrum."}, {"start": 12585.72, "end": 12591.72, "text": " Eraserhead 1977."}, {"start": 12591.72, "end": 12594.56, "text": " Any chance Happy Gilmore's grandma is in this one too?"}, {"start": 12594.56, "end": 12595.56, "text": " No?"}, {"start": 12595.56, "end": 12596.56, "text": " Well, okay."}, {"start": 12596.56, "end": 12598.039999999999, "text": " Lots of people from Bluebell."}, {"start": 12598.039999999999, "end": 12599.039999999999, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 12599.039999999999, "end": 12600.039999999999, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 12600.04, "end": 12606.84, "text": " Damn, what else was this guy in that didn't come from David Lynch?"}, {"start": 12606.84, "end": 12609.640000000001, "text": " I might have to skip on this one, man."}, {"start": 12609.640000000001, "end": 12610.640000000001, "text": " That's devastating."}, {"start": 12610.640000000001, "end": 12616.68, "text": " Any chance just something in my head is going, maybe he's in Barton Fink?"}, {"start": 12616.68, "end": 12619.080000000002, "text": " I got nothing on that one."}, {"start": 12619.080000000002, "end": 12622.640000000001, "text": " What's this guy's name again?"}, {"start": 12622.640000000001, "end": 12625.640000000001, "text": " I'm going to know it when I see it."}, {"start": 12625.64, "end": 12630.359999999999, "text": " Hmm Jack Nance, that's it. Jack Nance"}, {"start": 12636.64, "end": 12640.56, "text": " Look an aura hit on that one for sure. Maybe he's in firewalk with me, bro"}, {"start": 12640.56, "end": 12646.519999999999, "text": " But isn't David Lynch involved in that one? I don't know James Gardner film from the 1980s"}, {"start": 12646.72, "end": 12649.32, "text": " You went on Golden Pond you motherfucker"}, {"start": 12650.24, "end": 12653.64, "text": " In the 70s any chance that do is in one of the Godfathers"}, {"start": 12655.64, "end": 12660.199999999999, "text": " Why do I keep losing points?"}, {"start": 12660.199999999999, "end": 12666.92, "text": " Do you lose a point for every incorrect guess?"}, {"start": 12666.92, "end": 12672.56, "text": " I just keep throwing movies."}, {"start": 12672.56, "end": 12674.92, "text": " Multiple incorrect attempts gives you minus points."}, {"start": 12674.92, "end": 12684.72, "text": " Damn, I kind of get my ass kicked, man."}, {"start": 12684.720000000001, "end": 12696.68, "text": " man Tim Meadows. We're back by a lot, but they also like normalize the points after"}, {"start": 12696.68, "end": 12705.400000000001, "text": " the first elimination. Parent Trap to a Hindi language film. Will"}, {"start": 12705.400000000001, "end": 12710.760000000002, "text": " we go with Regan 2024? Might as well sprint me. Why not? Put me back up there."}, {"start": 12710.76, "end": 12718.04, "text": " Was Rachel McAdams the busiest person on earth in 2004? Bro doesn't know about Howard Dean's"}, {"start": 12718.04, "end": 12726.52, "text": " primary season. How quickly they forget. Also, I mean, can I say David Ortiz was really doing"}, {"start": 12726.52, "end": 12731.48, "text": " some work for the Red Sox back then too. Actually, Noah was probably Mika Kiprasoff,"}, {"start": 12731.48, "end": 12735.56, "text": " who was probably the only reason that the Calgary Flames teams had any success at all,"}, {"start": 12735.56, "end": 12743.48, "text": " But, well, no disrespect to again love, of course, but film starting with C from Lindsay Lohan"}, {"start": 12747.16, "end": 12748.359999999999, "text": " I'm starting to see"}, {"start": 12750.119999999999, "end": 12760.039999999999, "text": " Jamie Lee Curtis, Jamie Lee, she's got three names, two of the man drogenous one largely"}, {"start": 12760.04, "end": 12767.800000000001, "text": " for men, Curtis, that is. I forgot to press any buttons. I'll just press skip, I suppose."}, {"start": 12769.640000000001, "end": 12771.640000000001, "text": " I guess I'll hit the skip button, chibli."}, {"start": 12774.12, "end": 12780.12, "text": " Everything, everywhere, all at once. Real original. Most popular, unique submission."}, {"start": 12780.12, "end": 12783.640000000001, "text": " I still think we got a shot with Police Story 3 Supercop, y'all."}, {"start": 12790.04, "end": 12798.92, "text": " It's semi-popular, but also, I mean, we're going to get a lot of crazy rich Asians."}, {"start": 12798.92, "end": 12803.0, "text": " We're going to get a lot of Couch and Tiger Hidden Dragon."}, {"start": 12803.0, "end": 12804.76, "text": " John Movie's collected that loot."}, {"start": 12804.76, "end": 12805.960000000001, "text": " That one stings a little bit."}, {"start": 12805.960000000001, "end": 12810.28, "text": " That really vaulted him up there."}, {"start": 12810.28, "end": 12811.28, "text": " Would they?"}, {"start": 12811.28, "end": 12812.28, "text": " Do you think they would?"}, {"start": 12812.28, "end": 12816.28, "text": " Do you think they would just take the movie that I said I watched this morning?"}, {"start": 12820.04, "end": 12835.04, "text": " Because I mean an Autumn's Tale is not that popular."}, {"start": 12835.04, "end": 12838.04, "text": " Coming up."}, {"start": 12838.04, "end": 12842.04, "text": " I've collected, I've not collected this loot."}, {"start": 12842.04, "end": 12844.04, "text": " The Heroic Trio."}, {"start": 12844.04, "end": 12845.04, "text": " Fastest response?"}, {"start": 12845.04, "end": 12846.04, "text": " Um, police story three."}, {"start": 12846.04, "end": 12847.04, "text": " Supercop."}, {"start": 12847.04, "end": 12851.960000000001, "text": " Was I in I don't think I was in first by the time I looked at the screen there were like a hundred check marks, bro"}, {"start": 12858.6, "end": 12860.720000000001, "text": " Could be the most popular unique submission though"}, {"start": 12866.76, "end": 12872.36, "text": " You ever watch police squad from the files of Frank Dreben type shit. Yeah, absolutely"}, {"start": 12874.080000000002, "end": 12876.68, "text": " Absolutely, I have two others two others including me"}, {"start": 12877.04, "end": 12883.0, "text": " Not including me. Submit the longest title and a film from any franchise"}, {"start": 12886.2, "end": 12889.560000000001, "text": " Shang Chi and the legend of the ten rings mother fucker"}, {"start": 12893.28, "end": 12895.78, "text": " Who else is in this except for Michelle yo"}, {"start": 12898.080000000002, "end": 12900.080000000002, "text": " Aquafina Ken Jong"}, {"start": 12901.320000000002, "end": 12903.320000000002, "text": " All right, so no, you know"}, {"start": 12903.32, "end": 12906.76, "text": " You know, a franchise."}, {"start": 12906.76, "end": 12913.76, "text": " I mean, the hangover part three is definitely from a franchise."}, {"start": 12913.76, "end": 12916.36, "text": " Where am I here?"}, {"start": 12916.36, "end": 12917.48, "text": " I'm in the eep zone."}, {"start": 12927.36, "end": 12929.36, "text": " Help."}, {"start": 12929.36, "end": 12932.199999999999, "text": " Certainly not the longest title."}, {"start": 12932.2, "end": 12934.960000000001, "text": " Boosted to 39 points."}, {"start": 12934.960000000001, "end": 12936.44, "text": " That's big for a guy like me."}, {"start": 12936.44, "end": 12940.44, "text": " OK, link to a drama from Bradley Cooper."}, {"start": 12940.44, "end": 12941.320000000002, "text": " Maestro."}, {"start": 12941.320000000002, "end": 12942.6, "text": " But what's the other option?"}, {"start": 12942.6, "end": 12943.800000000001, "text": " Well, it's gone."}, {"start": 12943.800000000001, "end": 12946.480000000001, "text": " It's not the fastest response, that's for sure."}, {"start": 12946.480000000001, "end": 12947.880000000001, "text": " Now we can start to compete again."}, {"start": 12951.240000000002, "end": 12953.880000000001, "text": " Me, when I'm the third little pig and the big bad wolf starts"}, {"start": 12953.880000000001, "end": 12955.560000000001, "text": " huffing and puffing, I'm chilling."}, {"start": 12959.880000000001, "end": 12960.76, "text": " I'll be honest with you."}, {"start": 12960.76, "end": 12962.76, "text": " I think I would be the second pig."}, {"start": 12962.76, "end": 12965.12, "text": " I know everyone likes to think of themselves as the third one."}, {"start": 12965.12, "end": 12969.84, "text": " I think I'd probably be like, yeah, wood's good enough, man."}, {"start": 12969.84, "end": 12971.4, "text": " I'm featuring Benny Villeneuve."}, {"start": 12975.44, "end": 12977.16, "text": " Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen, man."}, {"start": 12984.64, "end": 12985.6, "text": " Not for me, anyway."}, {"start": 12990.76, "end": 12999.76, "text": " Why was the wolf's first instinct to blow the house down?"}, {"start": 12999.76, "end": 13005.76, "text": " I think you wanted to, the subtext is you wanted to eat the pig that was inside."}, {"start": 13005.76, "end": 13009.76, "text": " But that's just me, like, that's the death of the author type shit."}, {"start": 13009.76, "end": 13011.76, "text": " That's like my own interpretation."}, {"start": 13020.76, "end": 13026.960000000001, "text": " Did he try the door?"}, {"start": 13026.960000000001, "end": 13034.48, "text": " I always think that man, what if you had someone who like wanted to break into your house and"}, {"start": 13034.48, "end": 13036.4, "text": " like all the doors and windows were locked?"}, {"start": 13036.4, "end": 13039.56, "text": " What if they just looked like a sledgehammer to the wall or some shit like that?"}, {"start": 13039.56, "end": 13046.36, "text": " Like anything could really be a door I guess if you, if they wanted to get creative."}, {"start": 13046.36, "end": 13060.32, "text": " film. Barry, Barry, Barry Keegan. Rosamund Pike fantasy film. Die Another Day. Guys we"}, {"start": 13060.32, "end": 13067.800000000001, "text": " might get eliminated here. I'm feeling very washed. I'll show you right. He is in the"}, {"start": 13067.800000000001, "end": 13073.02, "text": " green night which I watched and gave five stars I think I'm literally like on"}, {"start": 13073.02, "end": 13083.76, "text": " the bottom here now I'm still in it link to a drama starring Jacob Elordi"}, {"start": 13083.76, "end": 13090.76, "text": " Wuthering Heights? Oh god it said link to a drama minus seven."}, {"start": 13094.76, "end": 13098.76, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 13099.76, "end": 13105.76, "text": " Pretty quick though. How many? I got round 22."}, {"start": 13105.76, "end": 13110.76, "text": " We're presently on round 20. Oh Pearl! Get me in there!"}, {"start": 13110.76, "end": 13116.22, "text": " That's swell. We could come back. Somebody's not going to write Pearl, and we could make"}, {"start": 13116.22, "end": 13134.56, "text": " it back out of that. And then they'll normalize our points again, and I'll have a chance."}, {"start": 13134.56, "end": 13140.6, "text": " Who's not writing Pearl? Everyone out there knows me a goth, man. Least popular film?"}, {"start": 13140.6, "end": 13148.44, "text": " from Tai West. Probably have to say Pearl I guess I don't know. Any chance we"}, {"start": 13148.44, "end": 13152.28, "text": " get like bodies, bodies, bodies? There's no links. There's I don't know who the"}, {"start": 13152.28, "end": 13161.56, "text": " fuck Mia Goth is man. I know she's in Infinity Pool."}, {"start": 13161.56, "end": 13178.24, "text": " Please, no, lazy has collected this loot, ironic, and yet so emblematic of today's society."}, {"start": 13178.24, "end": 13186.119999999999, "text": " Alex Skarsgaard from any franchise, or he won an Oscar, or is not popular."}, {"start": 13186.119999999999, "end": 13188.6, "text": " I'm willing to spend two points on this."}, {"start": 13188.6, "end": 13190.64, "text": " I thought that said Tim Heidecker."}, {"start": 13190.64, "end": 13193.26, "text": " I know Tim Hecker now that I think about it."}, {"start": 13193.26, "end": 13195.0, "text": " Now this didn't help me at all."}, {"start": 13196.96, "end": 13201.199999999999, "text": " Wait, Brandon Cronenberg from any franchise."}, {"start": 13201.199999999999, "end": 13203.72, "text": " Alexander Scott, I mean Tarzan."}, {"start": 13206.519999999999, "end": 13209.68, "text": " I'm gonna get eliminated for saying Tarzan."}, {"start": 13217.199999999999, "end": 13219.72, "text": " Tarzan's from a franchise, bro."}, {"start": 13220.64, "end": 13238.199999999999, "text": " Oh my god, he is one of the guys who dies in the gasoline fire in Zoolander 1."}, {"start": 13238.199999999999, "end": 13242.119999999999, "text": " It's got to be a fuck."}, {"start": 13242.119999999999, "end": 13244.64, "text": " Pillion?"}, {"start": 13244.64, "end": 13246.359999999999, "text": " Pillion."}, {"start": 13246.359999999999, "end": 13247.88, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 13247.880000000001, "end": 13249.880000000001, "text": " Do his film, The Motorcycle One."}, {"start": 13261.2, "end": 13262.04, "text": " Did I get points for that?"}, {"start": 13262.04, "end": 13263.400000000001, "text": " I didn't see."}, {"start": 13263.400000000001, "end": 13264.320000000002, "text": " I'm going to guess not."}, {"start": 13268.080000000002, "end": 13272.080000000002, "text": " Oscar-winning film with Harry Melling."}, {"start": 13272.080000000002, "end": 13273.44, "text": " Honor's going to say it, man."}, {"start": 13273.44, "end": 13275.76, "text": " I bet the Order of the Phoenix won, like, best spells"}, {"start": 13275.76, "end": 13282.08, "text": " or something."}, {"start": 13282.08, "end": 13283.64, "text": " John Movies is doing a great job."}, {"start": 13283.64, "end": 13284.44, "text": " Don't get me wrong."}, {"start": 13288.16, "end": 13290.08, "text": " Guys, we still got two rounds to get some points."}, {"start": 13292.76, "end": 13294.92, "text": " The Ballad of Buster Scruggs."}, {"start": 13294.92, "end": 13296.6, "text": " OK, we need three points."}, {"start": 13296.6, "end": 13301.32, "text": " So play a Coen Brothers movie."}, {"start": 13301.32, "end": 13303.92, "text": " Probably could have played a Coen Brothers movie from the 2000s"}, {"start": 13303.92, "end": 13325.52, "text": " gotten the lifeline out of it as well. JT, JT help me. Bottom two get removed on around 26."}, {"start": 13325.52, "end": 13328.0, "text": " That's this round. Oscar-winning film for 10 points."}, {"start": 13328.0, "end": 13344.88, "text": " Literally, mathematically, we're in this. You can't stop us. They're in! They can't stop us!"}, {"start": 13344.880000000001, "end": 13362.920000000002, "text": " us. And then our points get normalized. Link to a horror film. This is a horror film, bro."}, {"start": 13362.920000000002, "end": 13368.820000000002, "text": " This is a horror film. What do you want me to say? This is a horror movie. Have you heard"}, {"start": 13368.82, "end": 13373.26, "text": " Bardem horror movie, Skyfall, Carter Burwell, Blood Simple."}, {"start": 13373.58, "end": 13376.02, "text": " Guys, I needed to get points up this one. This one stings."}, {"start": 13377.26, "end": 13380.1, "text": " Dan Hadea, maybe if we get Blood Simple, we can play the"}, {"start": 13380.1, "end": 13383.34, "text": " Addams Family kind of a horror movie, horror adjacent, at"}, {"start": 13383.34, "end": 13392.26, "text": " least. Skyfall, horror movie, Motherfucker. Some shit that"}, {"start": 13392.26, "end": 13394.02, "text": " Ben Wishaw's in probably."}, {"start": 13394.02, "end": 13404.02, "text": " How would I know? The newest film? I don't know! Wake up dead man maybe is going to be"}, {"start": 13404.02, "end": 13413.26, "text": " the newest film? Sprint me."}, {"start": 13413.26, "end": 13424.54, "text": " other players collected this loot. Link to a romance movie? Huge. I suppose I probably"}, {"start": 13424.54, "end": 13429.62, "text": " could have used one of the 15 actors to get to a horror film as well, but you're gonna"}, {"start": 13429.62, "end": 13433.82, "text": " fucking kill me. Round 30? We have one more round to get ourselves back up there."}, {"start": 13443.26, "end": 13445.66, "text": " We need points, but it has to be a horror movie"}, {"start": 13447.9, "end": 13449.9, "text": " It has to be a non-English film"}, {"start": 13451.18, "end": 13455.94, "text": " It has to be the seventh entry in a franchise that okay, that's obviously not happening"}, {"start": 13457.74, "end": 13465.380000000001, "text": " Because it James Barton, he's on like the 50th movie non-English movie Suspiria 2018 guys, I think I died"}, {"start": 13465.380000000001, "end": 13467.380000000001, "text": " I think there's no saving me"}, {"start": 13467.380000000001, "end": 13477.060000000001, "text": " No time to die is that seven or six? I think it's 50, bro. I think it's the 50th one"}, {"start": 13480.18, "end": 13485.140000000001, "text": " Eliminated in fifth place. Good game though. Good game. These guys know ball John movies knows ball, man"}, {"start": 13485.14, "end": 13505.859999999999, "text": " I got 12 minutes, kind of an awkward amount of time."}, {"start": 13505.859999999999, "end": 13506.859999999999, "text": " Not really."}, {"start": 13506.859999999999, "end": 13508.099999999999, "text": " 12 minutes kind of on time."}, {"start": 13508.1, "end": 13511.78, "text": " 12.48 is kind of on time for a one o'clock call."}, {"start": 13523.7, "end": 13525.62, "text": " Do some React content?"}, {"start": 13525.62, "end": 13527.86, "text": " No, I don't think it's right for me."}, {"start": 13527.86, "end": 13529.62, "text": " Also, I'm troubled by the state of the world"}, {"start": 13529.62, "end": 13532.66, "text": " that the most media that people are consuming"}, {"start": 13532.66, "end": 13536.42, "text": " is just a regurgitation of media from primary sources,"}, {"start": 13536.42, "end": 13539.1, "text": " and shove further down like the digital human centipede"}, {"start": 13539.1, "end": 13543.74, "text": " of like streamers to podcasters to Reddit comments"}, {"start": 13543.74, "end": 13547.1, "text": " to YouTube compilations of Reddit comments"}, {"start": 13547.1, "end": 13551.42, "text": " based on podcasts to then make it to a stream"}, {"start": 13551.42, "end": 13554.14, "text": " that watches the video of the compilation"}, {"start": 13554.14, "end": 13556.5, "text": " of the comments that came from the podcast"}, {"start": 13556.5, "end": 13558.86, "text": " in reaction to the streamer watching the video"}, {"start": 13558.86, "end": 13560.58, "text": " that was originally made in a script"}, {"start": 13560.58, "end": 13563.22, "text": " that was taken from a book that was like,"}, {"start": 13563.220000000001, "end": 13570.220000000001, "text": " It's, I think it's pretty bad, especially because it would be one thing if this was like about history or something like that."}, {"start": 13570.220000000001, "end": 13573.720000000001, "text": " But it's always about like some shit a streamer said, which is crazy."}, {"start": 13574.820000000002, "end": 13578.420000000002, "text": " It's always like, I got people with like gray pubes asking me questions like,"}, {"start": 13578.420000000002, "end": 13580.420000000002, "text": " what are your opinions on streamer drama?"}, {"start": 13580.420000000002, "end": 13586.220000000001, "text": " And I'm like, dude, you are the same age my dad was when I was 14."}, {"start": 13587.62, "end": 13591.420000000002, "text": " You know how much psychic damage it does to me to imagine my dad being like, you know,"}, {"start": 13591.42, "end": 13594.34, "text": " What are your opinions on streamer drama?"}, {"start": 13594.34, "end": 13596.1, "text": " It's not good."}, {"start": 13596.1, "end": 13596.94, "text": " It's not good."}, {"start": 13596.94, "end": 13598.460000000001, "text": " Nothing good is coming from that."}, {"start": 13598.460000000001, "end": 13599.5, "text": " Let me tell you."}, {"start": 13600.82, "end": 13604.58, "text": " Young dad though, he was around like an appropriate age."}, {"start": 13604.58, "end": 13606.26, "text": " I'd say for the time I think I was born"}, {"start": 13606.26, "end": 13608.16, "text": " when he was like 23 or something."}, {"start": 13611.54, "end": 13612.9, "text": " Could be the wave, surely."}, {"start": 13612.9, "end": 13615.3, "text": " Could be the wave watching Theo Vaughn clips."}, {"start": 13619.22, "end": 13620.62, "text": " Let me load up pratfall."}, {"start": 13621.42, "end": 13635.18, "text": " Theo's coming around? I wouldn't know. I literally know like three things about Theo Vaughn. One"}, {"start": 13635.18, "end": 13641.5, "text": " of them is that I watched, I saw when I was still watching Netflix like six years ago,"}, {"start": 13641.5, "end": 13645.82, "text": " I saw that his special was popular. I watched like four minutes and then closed the tab."}, {"start": 13645.82, "end": 13650.06, "text": " I was like, this is not for me, which is fine. It happens."}, {"start": 13650.06, "end": 13655.38, "text": " I know that he interviewed Trump and told him that cocaine makes you go crazy, which"}, {"start": 13655.38, "end": 13662.58, "text": " I probably could have just derived from any of the other secondary sources about cocaine"}, {"start": 13662.58, "end": 13667.779999999999, "text": " use that I've ever consumed in my life, like uncut gems for example, I think I probably"}, {"start": 13667.779999999999, "end": 13669.22, "text": " already knew that."}, {"start": 13669.22, "end": 13676.18, "text": " Also the third thing that I know is that isn't his name like Theodore von Allenstein baron"}, {"start": 13676.18, "end": 13684.18, "text": " the ninth of the duchy of Saxony or something like that? Like isn't he like a Slovenian noble or"}, {"start": 13684.18, "end": 13694.1, "text": " or something like that? Theodore, Theodore Capitani von Kurnitowsky the third. That's crazy, man."}, {"start": 13696.26, "end": 13697.7, "text": " That's fucking awesome."}, {"start": 13700.82, "end": 13705.7, "text": " He's larping as a hick. Oh, I don't know, man. He could still be a hick just because like"}, {"start": 13706.18, "end": 13715.18, "text": " You know, his great-great-great-uncle or something like that was like a Lithuanian noble or something like that, I don't know."}, {"start": 13715.18, "end": 13722.18, "text": " How many descendants does that dude have at this point? He might have like 3 million descendants for all I know."}, {"start": 13722.18, "end": 13732.18, "text": " I'm not gonna say like, just because his great-great-great-granduncle has like a blue Wikipedia link, that means Theo Vaughn was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, but..."}, {"start": 13732.18, "end": 13738.18, "text": " It is fucking funny."}, {"start": 13738.18, "end": 13740.58, "text": " No one ever calls Christopher Guest a Nepo baby."}, {"start": 13740.58, "end": 13743.300000000001, "text": " I guess because it's like he's old."}, {"start": 13743.300000000001, "end": 13749.06, "text": " Like he was already old by the time you found out he existed."}, {"start": 13749.06, "end": 13750.74, "text": " So you were like, he can't be a Nepo baby."}, {"start": 13750.74, "end": 13752.460000000001, "text": " He's got gray hair."}, {"start": 13752.460000000001, "end": 13756.54, "text": " That's a Nepo grandpa."}, {"start": 13756.54, "end": 13759.42, "text": " Bon's father was 67 when Bon was born."}, {"start": 13759.42, "end": 13769.42, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, say that again."}, {"start": 13769.42, "end": 13786.1, "text": " There's a dog in the game, I'm petting the dog."}, {"start": 13786.1, "end": 13787.1, "text": " Show it?"}, {"start": 13787.1, "end": 13788.1, "text": " I suppose I could."}, {"start": 13788.1, "end": 13789.1, "text": " I suppose I could."}, {"start": 13789.1, "end": 13790.1, "text": " Do you do?"}, {"start": 13790.1, "end": 13791.1, "text": " Do you do?"}, {"start": 13791.1, "end": 13792.1, "text": " Do you do?"}, {"start": 13792.1, "end": 13793.1, "text": " Would you give your daughter a head start if she was streaming?"}, {"start": 13793.1, "end": 13794.1, "text": " Yeah, I'd shout her out."}, {"start": 13794.1, "end": 13815.26, "text": " Obviously, I'd do some collabs for sure."}, {"start": 13815.26, "end": 13819.5, "text": " The thing is, you're not putting yourself in the position of the dad."}, {"start": 13819.5, "end": 13824.9, "text": " You're putting yourself in the position of not wanting to create a nepo baby."}, {"start": 13824.9, "end": 13828.9, "text": " But you're in a catch-22 situation when you're the nepo dad."}, {"start": 13828.9, "end": 13831.64, "text": " You only have two choices."}, {"start": 13831.64, "end": 13837.1, "text": " One of which is contribute to the rise of a nepo baby."}, {"start": 13837.1, "end": 13843.300000000001, "text": " The other one is be a horrible father."}, {"start": 13843.300000000001, "end": 13846.840000000002, "text": " i think you've you kind of you know given the uh... the"}, {"start": 13846.840000000002, "end": 13851.080000000002, "text": " poison pill there you kind of gotta go with the"}, {"start": 13851.080000000002, "end": 13854.640000000001, "text": " i'll be a good father and then maybe later they'll be like yeah but she had"}, {"start": 13854.640000000001, "end": 13857.76, "text": " some raids when she got started"}, {"start": 13857.76, "end": 13860.880000000001, "text": " but she's kind of already like a peak streamer to"}, {"start": 13860.880000000001, "end": 13867.880000000001, "text": " the honest with you she's already making them all references"}, {"start": 13867.880000000001, "end": 13875.240000000002, "text": " Pettable dogs in games, seems very cynical at this point."}, {"start": 13875.240000000002, "end": 13879.240000000002, "text": " Yeah, but I do feel like if you have a dog in the game and you don't let people pet it,"}, {"start": 13879.240000000002, "end": 13882.240000000002, "text": " they're going to like thread in your life, like they're going to send you death threats."}, {"start": 13882.240000000002, "end": 13888.960000000001, "text": " So at this point, you actually have to, it's like a free win to just be like make the dog"}, {"start": 13888.960000000001, "end": 13893.68, "text": " petable. It's just something you got to do."}, {"start": 13897.04, "end": 13901.720000000001, "text": " You don't want the cozy gamers to growl. I hate when you force me to send a death"}, {"start": 13901.720000000001, "end": 13910.44, "text": " thread. Growl. You didn't do anything wrong buddy. You're okay."}, {"start": 13918.960000000001, "end": 13926.36, "text": " Ghibli, can I, uh, I want your opinion on this new business idea."}, {"start": 13926.36, "end": 13932.160000000002, "text": " It's not really a business idea, it's more like nothing."}, {"start": 13932.160000000002, "end": 13935.560000000001, "text": " More games with bag charms."}, {"start": 13935.560000000001, "end": 13942.000000000002, "text": " More games where you could put a bag charm on your character."}, {"start": 13942.000000000002, "end": 13944.6, "text": " And maybe, I don't know, maybe the bag charm like does something."}, {"start": 13944.6, "end": 13948.68, "text": " Maybe the bag charm gives you like elemental, 10, plus 10% elemental damage or something"}, {"start": 13948.68, "end": 13960.04, "text": " like that. What's a bag, Chom? Maybe you were in Japan and you saw like a cute little acrylic"}, {"start": 13960.04, "end": 13964.76, "text": " key chain of like a cat holding a cup of coffee wearing a raincoat or something like that and"}, {"start": 13964.76, "end": 13969.64, "text": " you said that's me so you bought it and you put it on your carry-all and then you kind of like"}, {"start": 13969.64, "end": 13972.92, "text": " every time you walk around you're kind of like clicking and clacking everywhere but you're like"}, {"start": 13972.92, "end": 13974.92, "text": " like that's me right there."}, {"start": 13996.92, "end": 14000.92, "text": " I'm just putting the smiley face in the chat. Damn, I'm still four minutes early, huh?"}, {"start": 14002.92, "end": 14004.92, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14007.88, "end": 14010.56, "text": " Disrespect this dog would freak me out IRL"}, {"start": 14012.36, "end": 14014.36, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 14015.08, "end": 14017.88, "text": " So you know someone says they don't like kids"}, {"start": 14018.52, "end": 14023.76, "text": " Everyone goes yeah, bro. Like why would you if someone says I don't really fuck with dogs"}, {"start": 14024.04, "end": 14026.52, "text": " Everyone looks at you like you're actually like an evil person"}, {"start": 14026.52, "end": 14034.52, "text": " Like the most rational motherfucker you know will start thinking that you're actually like harboring horrible secrets or something like that"}, {"start": 14034.52, "end": 14040.28, "text": " If you're ever like I've never really been like I didn't grow up with dogs never really been a dog person"}, {"start": 14040.28, "end": 14044.16, "text": " I could kind of take them or leave him people are like what's wrong with this guy like this"}, {"start": 14044.16, "end": 14046.66, "text": " Go do you hate all joy in this world?"}, {"start": 14049.68, "end": 14055.34, "text": " I'll be crawling like a viper through these suburban streets. I swear this is true. Okay"}, {"start": 14056.52, "end": 14062.78, "text": " And I've been recognized out in public if you've recognized me, you know what kind of neighborhoods"}, {"start": 14062.78, "end": 14064.78, "text": " I find myself in from time to time"}, {"start": 14065.460000000001, "end": 14071.960000000001, "text": " I'll be I'll be walking with my kid holding their hand through these neighborhoods the other people in the neighborhood like one look at"}, {"start": 14071.960000000001, "end": 14073.960000000001, "text": " My child and look at me"}, {"start": 14075.24, "end": 14077.74, "text": " Ghosted when they see a dog. Oh"}, {"start": 14080.04, "end": 14082.04, "text": " Shit is that that boy"}, {"start": 14082.04, "end": 14083.320000000002, "text": " Oh boy!"}, {"start": 14083.320000000002, "end": 14085.320000000002, "text": " Oh, there he's so handsome."}, {"start": 14085.320000000002, "end": 14086.160000000002, "text": " Can I pet him?"}, {"start": 14086.160000000002, "end": 14087.0, "text": " I already pet him."}, {"start": 14087.0, "end": 14088.480000000001, "text": " I've been petting him for 30 seconds."}, {"start": 14088.480000000001, "end": 14089.320000000002, "text": " Can I pet him?"}, {"start": 14090.480000000001, "end": 14092.26, "text": " Don't worry, he's friendly."}, {"start": 14093.2, "end": 14094.84, "text": " Yeah, he's an obligate carnivore,"}, {"start": 14094.84, "end": 14098.04, "text": " but he's friendly when the meat's bigger than he is."}, {"start": 14100.960000000001, "end": 14102.84, "text": " They look at my kid like,"}, {"start": 14102.84, "end": 14106.36, "text": " like I have done a disservice to the world by,"}, {"start": 14106.36, "end": 14108.12, "text": " you know, I would say creating life"}, {"start": 14108.12, "end": 14110.28, "text": " because that was like mostly what my wife did."}, {"start": 14110.28, "end": 14112.6, "text": " I was I was kind of like the catalyst I suppose"}, {"start": 14114.76, "end": 14117.76, "text": " Then the puppies they go fucking crazy, man"}, {"start": 14120.92, "end": 14126.960000000001, "text": " Why do you want someone to react like that to your child I want someone to look at a situation where it's a sunny fucking"}, {"start": 14126.960000000001, "end": 14133.04, "text": " Saturday and it's 18 degrees Celsius and I'm a holding my child's hand and on like a daddy daughter date"}, {"start": 14133.640000000001, "end": 14137.16, "text": " To go eat like a sandwich or something like that in the park"}, {"start": 14137.16, "end": 14141.26, "text": " And I want them to look at that and smile because they realize that you know"}, {"start": 14141.8, "end": 14147.36, "text": " Happiness is what you make it in this fucked up society that we have and look there's two people having a great day"}, {"start": 14148.4, "end": 14151.8, "text": " But instead they look at it and they say some shit like oh"}, {"start": 14153.6, "end": 14154.8, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14154.8, "end": 14160.4, "text": " Bet that kids hands are really sticky. They think that's the first thing that pops into their head. Mmm. Oh"}, {"start": 14161.0, "end": 14166.56, "text": " I bet if I bet if that innocent five-year-old started talking it would annoy me because they haven't seen"}, {"start": 14167.16, "end": 14171.28, "text": " Spider-verse. They don't want to talk about spider-verse or Cameron winter with me"}, {"start": 14172.14, "end": 14175.34, "text": " When they see a dog they fucking lose their minds, man"}, {"start": 14180.46, "end": 14185.039999999999, "text": " Parents know what it's like dude, frog voice. I'll say it so you don't have to"}, {"start": 14188.7, "end": 14194.16, "text": " It's always spider-verse with this guy it's spider-verse or in the mood for love so take your pick, okay?"}, {"start": 14194.16, "end": 14198.68, "text": " Dogs are special. There are literally people with like"}, {"start": 14199.56, "end": 14205.039999999999, "text": " PhDs that think that dogs can see ghosts. Okay. I like I'm not getting dragged into this fucking argument"}, {"start": 14205.039999999999, "end": 14210.56, "text": " There are people who think dogs are like a good judge of character. It doesn't make any fucking sense, man"}, {"start": 14211.08, "end": 14213.24, "text": " They can't no they can't"}, {"start": 14214.08, "end": 14216.08, "text": " They can't see ghosts"}, {"start": 14216.48, "end": 14218.48, "text": " They're mammals, bro"}, {"start": 14218.48, "end": 14231.439999999999, "text": " They are a good judge of character. No, they're not. They're not. What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 14231.439999999999, "end": 14236.56, "text": " You mad? You smell his ass? Bro, dogs like me. If I go to a party and there's a dog,"}, {"start": 14236.56, "end": 14244.119999999999, "text": " I pet the dog. The dog hangs out around me. That doesn't mean I'm a good person. It just"}, {"start": 14244.119999999999, "end": 14247.58, "text": " means when the dog came over to me the first time, I was non-threatening and I petted"}, {"start": 14247.58, "end": 14253.26, "text": " in that spot like where the if they had a neck like where their neck meets the base of their skull"}, {"start": 14253.9, "end": 14259.26, "text": " fucking I think every animal just likes to be petted there bro humans included"}, {"start": 14261.66, "end": 14266.539999999999, "text": " they have a neck some of them have a neck a lot of the dogs in the neighborhoods I be haunting"}, {"start": 14267.26, "end": 14272.539999999999, "text": " the neck disappeared a long time ago okay and I'll just leave it at that"}, {"start": 14277.58, "end": 14290.62, "text": " My dog is a good judge of character. If Mussolini had a fucking sausage in his pocket, you would"}, {"start": 14290.62, "end": 14297.18, "text": " be like, they got this guy all wrong. Okay? That's, I got a fucking bridge to sell you."}, {"start": 14297.18, "end": 14304.58, "text": " There's no innate ability for a canine to tell whether or not a person is of strong"}, {"start": 14304.58, "end": 14325.56, "text": " character just from looking at them. Okay. Okay, I'm not clicking this"}, {"start": 14325.56, "end": 14331.0, "text": " librarian link that says reddit.com slash r slash German World War two photos."}, {"start": 14331.0, "end": 14334.48, "text": " That's a crazy sub. I'm not saying you're necessarily evil for being on the"}, {"start": 14334.48, "end": 14339.359999999999, "text": " subreddit like those are historical records but that is a crazy subreddit to"}, {"start": 14339.359999999999, "end": 14350.88, "text": " link at least. rslashgermanworldwar2photos dogs are mirrors they reflect back"}, {"start": 14350.88, "end": 14354.72, "text": " what's given and bad people give shit to dogs do you see what I'm talking about"}, {"start": 14354.72, "end": 14358.96, "text": " I'm sorry you're a subscriber I'm not trying to like just blow you out"}, {"start": 14358.960000000001, "end": 14364.960000000001, "text": " rhetorically here but you see the way people talk about dogs it's so and I'm"}, {"start": 14364.960000000001, "end": 14367.880000000001, "text": " the motherfucker that's like I don't care if there's a dog in the restaurant I"}, {"start": 14367.880000000001, "end": 14373.36, "text": " don't let the dogs off leash in the grocery store see if I care like I got"}, {"start": 14373.36, "end": 14378.52, "text": " no problem with dogs or just people are going fucking crazy for dogs and they"}, {"start": 14378.52, "end": 14380.52, "text": " They hate kids, man."}, {"start": 14391.960000000001, "end": 14395.800000000001, "text": " Dogs off leash in the grocery store. I don't give a fuck man. He ain't heavy"}, {"start": 14397.720000000001, "end": 14403.32, "text": " Come up stick their snout in my reusable bag. I don't give a fuck. I could have been born a dog"}, {"start": 14403.560000000001, "end": 14405.76, "text": " Just the stroke of luck that I was a man"}, {"start": 14408.52, "end": 14413.92, "text": " I could have been a bug. I don't know, I could have been a fucking like an anaerobic bacteria or some shit like that."}, {"start": 14413.92, "end": 14416.82, "text": " I just happened to have my soul married to the human form."}, {"start": 14418.82, "end": 14423.62, "text": " So I got nothing against the dogs. I'm surprised that the dog people have so much against me."}, {"start": 14427.720000000001, "end": 14430.92, "text": " I do like when the dog loki a cat should be. That's true."}, {"start": 14438.52, "end": 14444.0, "text": " How strange it is to be anything at all."}, {"start": 14444.0, "end": 14445.0, "text": " That's damn true."}, {"start": 14445.0, "end": 14446.92, "text": " Are you going to play the game?"}, {"start": 14446.92, "end": 14450.48, "text": " I'm just waiting for the three other streamers who said let's make sure we're all ready"}, {"start": 14450.48, "end": 14451.48, "text": " for one."}, {"start": 14451.48, "end": 14466.68, "text": " Actually, can I say, Squeaks is as typed I'm ready already."}, {"start": 14466.68, "end": 14486.64, "text": " Here you happen, meeting can't start till the boss shows up."}, {"start": 14486.64, "end": 14489.439999999999, "text": " It's making Dan and Tomodachi life."}, {"start": 14489.439999999999, "end": 14499.84, "text": " Hello my wife, it's 1.05 pm."}, {"start": 14499.84, "end": 14506.72, "text": " PNL, I'm hard stuck at 600 elo in chess."}, {"start": 14506.72, "end": 14507.72, "text": " What should I do?"}, {"start": 14507.72, "end": 14510.24, "text": " I would probably start with learning how the pieces move."}, {"start": 14510.24, "end": 14516.119999999999, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've got an elevator heart rate, I'm coming in a little high."}, {"start": 14516.12, "end": 14531.12, "text": " That's not it. Study less openings, play longer time controls, study less openings, do less puzzles, study end games, study end games."}, {"start": 14531.12, "end": 14540.12, "text": " I know it's like, well, but every game has an opening. Yeah, yeah, but you don't need another opening. You need two openings. That's it."}, {"start": 14540.12, "end": 14551.400000000001, "text": " Less puzzles? Yeah, because puzzles are not chess. Puzzles are good, okay, but like playing"}, {"start": 14551.400000000001, "end": 14558.0, "text": " more puzzles is not going to make you necessarily better at chess. Unless every time you're"}, {"start": 14558.0, "end": 14564.960000000001, "text": " playing chess in the midgame you go, I'm going to look at, like I'm going to consider this"}, {"start": 14564.960000000001, "end": 14571.84, "text": " to be a puzzle. Levy says it helps. Okay, well, you know, six of one half a dozen of the other."}, {"start": 14576.560000000001, "end": 14579.84, "text": " Does make you better at puzzles. I mean, it makes you better at tactics, I think."}, {"start": 14581.28, "end": 14585.12, "text": " Well, I do think something that puzzles do sometimes is that it makes you look for like,"}, {"start": 14586.320000000002, "end": 14591.28, "text": " like a non-intuitive move, which can be good, but then it leads to situations where you're like,"}, {"start": 14591.28, "end": 14595.2, "text": " Maybe the right move here is to like sacrifice a piece for two pawns."}, {"start": 14595.2, "end": 14600.480000000001, "text": " And then all of a sudden you do it and you're like, oh wait, now I'm down on material and that didn't apply any kind of pressure."}, {"start": 14602.480000000001, "end": 14605.68, "text": " And also that's true. Puzzles don't really matter if like your average game"}, {"start": 14606.720000000001, "end": 14609.44, "text": " just blows out because somebody blunders a piece."}, {"start": 14610.16, "end": 14614.880000000001, "text": " Also, whoever said you only need two end games? You don't know what the, you don't know what you're talking about. That's nonsense."}, {"start": 14615.76, "end": 14620.16, "text": " You don't, openings are book. End games only become book at the resolution."}, {"start": 14620.16, "end": 14624.38, "text": " You need to know fucking pond theory, bro. Yes, you need to know how to mate with a rook"}, {"start": 14624.539999999999, "end": 14630.34, "text": " Yes, you need to know how to mate with two bishops. Okay, but like you're mostly need to know how to do with that"}, {"start": 14630.34, "end": 14632.46, "text": " How to resolve the pond puzzles, okay?"}, {"start": 14636.619999999999, "end": 14638.539999999999, "text": " Hello, hello, hello"}, {"start": 14639.5, "end": 14643.14, "text": " Hello, sorry. I got the time wrong. No, no, it's all good"}, {"start": 14646.06, "end": 14648.06, "text": " You know what but I'm not the last"}, {"start": 14648.06, "end": 14657.699999999999, "text": " that is true I'm not the last my last you're not last although I seems you"}, {"start": 14657.699999999999, "end": 14662.58, "text": " seems key guys the last week's the streets are saying you were second thank"}, {"start": 14662.58, "end": 14666.42, "text": " God I wanted to recite I thought you guys are all waiting for me no no no I"}, {"start": 14666.42, "end": 14671.019999999999, "text": " everyone had me assume they were saying that in my chat to there were like"}, {"start": 14671.02, "end": 14678.78, "text": " week's is gonna be late. I don't know. I think it's just generalizing streamers."}, {"start": 14678.78, "end": 14687.380000000001, "text": " Hmm. Well, there is some truth. We are waiting for someone. So how do we invite?"}, {"start": 14687.380000000001, "end": 14700.460000000001, "text": " Apparently Giga has been ready. When you Giga has been ready. I've accepted your invite."}, {"start": 14700.460000000001, "end": 14702.460000000001, "text": " I don't have squeaks on steam"}, {"start": 14702.460000000001, "end": 14704.460000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14704.460000000001, "end": 14706.460000000001, "text": " I don't have anybody on steam"}, {"start": 14706.460000000001, "end": 14708.460000000001, "text": " I can't edge you"}, {"start": 14708.460000000001, "end": 14710.460000000001, "text": " There's my friend code"}, {"start": 14710.460000000001, "end": 14712.460000000001, "text": " There might just be a lobby code too"}, {"start": 14712.460000000001, "end": 14714.460000000001, "text": " I don't, I'm not sure"}, {"start": 14718.460000000001, "end": 14720.460000000001, "text": " Oh, you guys setting up mic and game?"}, {"start": 14720.460000000001, "end": 14722.460000000001, "text": " Uh-oh"}, {"start": 14722.460000000001, "end": 14724.460000000001, "text": " I've not set up mic and game"}, {"start": 14724.460000000001, "end": 14726.460000000001, "text": " I'm gonna change my default device"}, {"start": 14726.460000000001, "end": 14731.460000000001, "text": " Can you hear me?"}, {"start": 14731.460000000001, "end": 14732.460000000001, "text": " I can hear you."}, {"start": 14732.460000000001, "end": 14735.460000000001, "text": " Oh, I should mute in the Discord before I say that."}, {"start": 14735.460000000001, "end": 14738.460000000001, "text": " Okay, I sent you invitation."}, {"start": 14738.460000000001, "end": 14739.460000000001, "text": " Friend invitation."}, {"start": 14739.460000000001, "end": 14740.460000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14740.460000000001, "end": 14744.460000000001, "text": " We're looking for a way to mute."}, {"start": 14744.460000000001, "end": 14745.460000000001, "text": " Mute?"}, {"start": 14745.460000000001, "end": 14747.460000000001, "text": " Can you deaf in a Discord call?"}, {"start": 14747.460000000001, "end": 14749.460000000001, "text": " There you can."}, {"start": 14749.460000000001, "end": 14750.460000000001, "text": " Mute."}, {"start": 14750.460000000001, "end": 14752.460000000001, "text": " I forgot I'm talking in the game."}, {"start": 14752.460000000001, "end": 14766.140000000001, "text": " I'm going to try and get my mic working. It keeps pulling the wrong thing. That's what"}, {"start": 14766.140000000001, "end": 14768.140000000001, "text": " I'm doing right now."}, {"start": 14768.140000000001, "end": 14771.140000000001, "text": " We're so back."}, {"start": 14771.140000000001, "end": 14779.660000000002, "text": " Okay, okay, okay. Did you accept my... Why do I not see you?"}, {"start": 14779.66, "end": 14782.5, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"start": 14782.5, "end": 14786.619999999999, "text": " Ain't any need for all that."}, {"start": 14786.619999999999, "end": 14788.18, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 14788.18, "end": 14790.1, "text": " Okay, I'm out of you."}, {"start": 14790.1, "end": 14794.82, "text": " Okay, how the fuck do I get it to pick up my mic?"}, {"start": 14794.82, "end": 14795.82, "text": " My mic."}, {"start": 14795.82, "end": 14797.3, "text": " You sound good."}, {"start": 14797.3, "end": 14798.3, "text": " Am I?"}, {"start": 14798.3, "end": 14799.3, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 14799.3, "end": 14800.3, "text": " Hello."}, {"start": 14800.3, "end": 14801.3, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 14801.3, "end": 14803.78, "text": " Oh my God, my mic just works."}, {"start": 14803.78, "end": 14804.78, "text": " It works."}, {"start": 14804.78, "end": 14805.78, "text": " Crazy."}, {"start": 14805.78, "end": 14806.78, "text": " How about me?"}, {"start": 14806.78, "end": 14807.78, "text": " How about me?"}, {"start": 14807.78, "end": 14808.78, "text": " I hear you."}, {"start": 14808.78, "end": 14811.78, "text": " I can also, oh wait, maybe I'm hearing Giga in the background."}, {"start": 14811.78, "end": 14812.78, "text": " It's so loud."}, {"start": 14812.78, "end": 14813.78, "text": " It's so loud."}, {"start": 14813.78, "end": 14818.78, "text": " I think Ryan's a bit louder than the other people."}, {"start": 14818.78, "end": 14819.78, "text": " Am I super loud?"}, {"start": 14819.78, "end": 14820.78, "text": " A bit a little."}, {"start": 14820.78, "end": 14821.78, "text": " Yeah, you are."}, {"start": 14821.78, "end": 14822.78, "text": " It's all good."}, {"start": 14822.78, "end": 14823.78, "text": " Wait, maybe I'm on the wrong mic then."}, {"start": 14823.78, "end": 14826.220000000001, "text": " I might be on the wrong mic."}, {"start": 14826.220000000001, "end": 14827.66, "text": " It sounds right."}, {"start": 14827.66, "end": 14829.220000000001, "text": " It sounds right."}, {"start": 14829.220000000001, "end": 14830.220000000001, "text": " It doesn't sound bad."}, {"start": 14830.220000000001, "end": 14831.220000000001, "text": " It just sounds loud."}, {"start": 14831.220000000001, "end": 14834.220000000001, "text": " All right, give me a second."}, {"start": 14834.220000000001, "end": 14839.220000000001, "text": " I was so loud you were crackling."}, {"start": 14839.220000000001, "end": 14840.220000000001, "text": " Oh God."}, {"start": 14840.220000000001, "end": 14844.220000000001, "text": " Okay, I've done it."}, {"start": 14844.220000000001, "end": 14847.02, "text": " Is this any better?"}, {"start": 14847.02, "end": 14848.02, "text": " It's about the same."}, {"start": 14848.02, "end": 14849.02, "text": " It's alright."}, {"start": 14849.02, "end": 14850.02, "text": " It's the same."}, {"start": 14850.02, "end": 14852.220000000001, "text": " I'm going to teach you the tech."}, {"start": 14852.220000000001, "end": 14853.220000000001, "text": " Hit escape."}, {"start": 14853.220000000001, "end": 14854.220000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 14854.220000000001, "end": 14855.220000000001, "text": " Oh, I can turn that."}, {"start": 14855.220000000001, "end": 14856.220000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14856.220000000001, "end": 14857.220000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14857.220000000001, "end": 14858.220000000001, "text": " How about me?"}, {"start": 14858.220000000001, "end": 14859.220000000001, "text": " Am I too loud?"}, {"start": 14859.220000000001, "end": 14860.220000000001, "text": " You sound really good."}, {"start": 14860.220000000001, "end": 14861.220000000001, "text": " You sound perfect."}, {"start": 14861.220000000001, "end": 14872.060000000001, "text": " about me am I too loud it sounds perfect okay yeah wait so how do we play so we"}, {"start": 14872.060000000001, "end": 14880.18, "text": " we have a dog and the dog is in trouble and we have to we have to help the dog"}, {"start": 14880.18, "end": 14889.500000000002, "text": " oh you just killed it you just I know it fell it fell down the hole oh right"}, {"start": 14889.5, "end": 14895.38, "text": " We're gonna go go in and get our dog. Oh, we have a squeaky toy as well. I"}, {"start": 14896.94, "end": 14898.94, "text": " See"}, {"start": 14899.1, "end": 14901.1, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 14912.54, "end": 14914.98, "text": " You just shot weeks in the head with a flare gun"}, {"start": 14919.5, "end": 14922.5, "text": " but I just got something called a boom stick."}, {"start": 14922.5, "end": 14923.5, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14923.5, "end": 14924.5, "text": " There's a bomb in here."}, {"start": 14924.5, "end": 14925.5, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14925.5, "end": 14926.5, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14926.5, "end": 14927.5, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 14927.5, "end": 14928.5, "text": " I'm so happy."}, {"start": 14928.5, "end": 14929.5, "text": " Help me!"}, {"start": 14929.5, "end": 14932.5, "text": " All right, my health is at zero and I'm at the bottom of a pit."}, {"start": 14932.5, "end": 14934.5, "text": " Wait, I think we win."}, {"start": 14934.5, "end": 14935.5, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 14935.5, "end": 14936.5, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 14936.5, "end": 14937.5, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 14937.5, "end": 14938.5, "text": " I think I could save you."}, {"start": 14938.5, "end": 14939.5, "text": " I could save you."}, {"start": 14939.5, "end": 14940.5, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 14940.5, "end": 14943.5, "text": " Oh my god, it looked like your leg got blown off for a second."}, {"start": 14943.5, "end": 14944.5, "text": " I was like, hey."}, {"start": 14944.5, "end": 14945.5, "text": " I'm back, y'all."}, {"start": 14945.5, "end": 14946.5, "text": " Everyone all right?"}, {"start": 14946.5, "end": 14947.5, "text": " All right, good."}, {"start": 14947.5, "end": 14948.5, "text": " That was fun."}, {"start": 14948.5, "end": 14949.88, "text": " Oh, so we did."}, {"start": 14949.88, "end": 14951.74, "text": " Yeah, we did to find our dog."}, {"start": 14955.74, "end": 14956.24, "text": " Oh, my god."}, {"start": 14956.24, "end": 14958.96, "text": " Wait, I hear squeaky noise."}, {"start": 14958.96, "end": 14961.3, "text": " If you press H, you can use your squeaky toy"}, {"start": 14961.3, "end": 14964.04, "text": " to possibly detect your dog."}, {"start": 14964.04, "end": 14964.54, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 14964.54, "end": 14965.54, "text": " Oh, it's not dead."}, {"start": 14965.54, "end": 14966.54, "text": " Oh, it's not dead."}, {"start": 14966.54, "end": 14969.04, "text": " Oh, it's not dead."}, {"start": 14969.04, "end": 14970.04, "text": " Oh, I'm dead."}, {"start": 14970.04, "end": 14970.54, "text": " I died again."}, {"start": 14970.54, "end": 14971.04, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 14971.04, "end": 14971.54, "text": " I'm alive."}, {"start": 14971.54, "end": 14972.54, "text": " I died."}, {"start": 14972.54, "end": 14973.54, "text": " Oh, I'll revive you."}, {"start": 14973.54, "end": 14975.04, "text": " You're the family guy, desktop."}, {"start": 14978.5, "end": 14980.5, "text": " Wait, why don't we go through the caves?"}, {"start": 14980.5, "end": 14982.5, "text": " Yeah, that's a smart idea."}, {"start": 14982.5, "end": 14984.5, "text": " Oh, we have flares, too."}, {"start": 14984.5, "end": 14986.5, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 14986.5, "end": 14988.5, "text": " Was someone so down there?"}, {"start": 14990.5, "end": 14992.5, "text": " I fell really far down."}, {"start": 14996.5, "end": 14998.5, "text": " Yeah, there's like a way."}, {"start": 15000.5, "end": 15002.5, "text": " Yeah, I don't think we were supposed to dig straight down."}, {"start": 15002.5, "end": 15004.5, "text": " That's like one of the main rules."}, {"start": 15008.5, "end": 15010.5, "text": " You're falling, I don't think that's..."}, {"start": 15010.5, "end": 15012.0, "text": " Yes, I'm on to something."}, {"start": 15012.0, "end": 15014.0, "text": " Oh! What the heck? What did you do here?"}, {"start": 15015.0, "end": 15017.0, "text": " What the... what the hell is this?"}, {"start": 15018.0, "end": 15019.0, "text": " Phone call."}, {"start": 15019.0, "end": 15020.0, "text": " No, what's that, Ryan?"}, {"start": 15020.0, "end": 15022.0, "text": " Alright, alright, wait, check this out. Watch this."}, {"start": 15024.0, "end": 15026.0, "text": " Are you playing music?"}, {"start": 15026.5, "end": 15028.0, "text": " What is that beat?"}, {"start": 15029.0, "end": 15032.0, "text": " I think it was like bouncy, so when I fell on top of it, it didn't hurt me."}, {"start": 15033.0, "end": 15034.0, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15035.0, "end": 15037.0, "text": " Okay, um... something's calling."}, {"start": 15037.0, "end": 15039.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15055.24, "end": 15057.84, "text": " If you can get to me, I can see him"}, {"start": 15061.48, "end": 15063.48, "text": " Hit me with a revive"}, {"start": 15067.0, "end": 15071.0, "text": " It's all about that there's like a little game to music and make it"}, {"start": 15071.0, "end": 15073.0, "text": " embarrassing."}, {"start": 15073.0, "end": 15076.0, "text": " I feel like I'm like a clown waltzing into that."}, {"start": 15078.0, "end": 15079.0, "text": " Oh, what was that?"}, {"start": 15079.0, "end": 15080.0, "text": " Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!"}, {"start": 15080.0, "end": 15082.0, "text": " It's a ball!"}, {"start": 15085.0, "end": 15086.0, "text": " Guys?"}, {"start": 15086.0, "end": 15088.0, "text": " Why are we just gonna go save Ryan?"}, {"start": 15088.0, "end": 15090.0, "text": " Why are we just gonna go save Ryan?"}, {"start": 15091.0, "end": 15092.0, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 15092.0, "end": 15101.16, "text": " I don't even know oh hello. Oh, oh, hello. I didn't go too far"}, {"start": 15101.16, "end": 15108.64, "text": " I think I'm mind the bomb and it blew up in my hands. Yo, if you jump we can catch you so you don't take damage"}, {"start": 15115.04, "end": 15117.54, "text": " I don't think they give a fuck to be honest"}, {"start": 15122.0, "end": 15124.0, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15136.28, "end": 15141.28, "text": " Sorry, sorry, I think that these these rocks you uncover our bombs"}, {"start": 15144.4, "end": 15147.52, "text": " Are you is that you down at like the bottom of this?"}, {"start": 15147.52, "end": 15152.52, "text": " I think Giga is very dead."}, {"start": 15152.52, "end": 15155.52, "text": " Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 15155.52, "end": 15157.52, "text": " I didn't even heard of her."}, {"start": 15157.52, "end": 15158.52, "text": " Wait, Marco."}, {"start": 15158.52, "end": 15160.52, "text": " Oh, I see you!"}, {"start": 15160.52, "end": 15162.52, "text": " I'm very bent."}, {"start": 15162.52, "end": 15164.52, "text": " We're making great progress though."}, {"start": 15164.52, "end": 15167.52, "text": " Oh, I found a package."}, {"start": 15167.52, "end": 15170.52, "text": " I hope it's a good one."}, {"start": 15170.52, "end": 15172.52, "text": " It says B."}, {"start": 15172.52, "end": 15176.52, "text": " Oh, it's gone."}, {"start": 15176.52, "end": 15178.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15183.720000000001, "end": 15188.78, "text": " Don't know what an arc be I hear squeaks. Yeah dog dogs below us somewhere. Oh"}, {"start": 15190.48, "end": 15192.48, "text": " They said I heard squeaks"}, {"start": 15196.24, "end": 15199.640000000001, "text": " Yeah, my mic works. Oh, there's another package"}, {"start": 15201.44, "end": 15203.44, "text": " Did you paint"}, {"start": 15206.52, "end": 15223.52, "text": " I think if we throw it someplace that would kill us to get to, this will cushion our fall."}, {"start": 15223.52, "end": 15225.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15236.640000000001, "end": 15241.800000000001, "text": " Anybody hear me yeah, I can hear you. Oh, I think I fell like"}, {"start": 15243.08, "end": 15245.08, "text": " So far"}, {"start": 15245.08, "end": 15251.1, "text": " Are you able to throw it falling? I think so, but I was trying to use the left mouse button, but it's cute"}, {"start": 15251.1, "end": 15256.1, "text": " That would have been crazy if that happened to Steve in the Minecraft movie, man."}, {"start": 15256.1, "end": 15259.1, "text": " With that bucket of water, you know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 15259.1, "end": 15263.1, "text": " You got any idea what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 15263.1, "end": 15270.1, "text": " When Steve had the bucket of water and he was about to die to fall damage?"}, {"start": 15270.1, "end": 15272.1, "text": " To get under a movie."}, {"start": 15272.1, "end": 15276.1, "text": " Oh. You're in a tight spot too, huh?"}, {"start": 15276.1, "end": 15278.1, "text": " The ghost is not seeing me."}, {"start": 15278.1, "end": 15293.1, "text": " I think I fell 500 meters through like a little tiny hole in the ground."}, {"start": 15293.1, "end": 15298.1, "text": " I can see that."}, {"start": 15298.1, "end": 15302.1, "text": " That's going to be sweet."}, {"start": 15302.1, "end": 15305.1, "text": " Is it in order?"}, {"start": 15305.1, "end": 15313.58, "text": " order. Hold on. We'll stay. Yo! I'm back. Oh my god, this is dark. Wait, where? My body should be"}, {"start": 15313.58, "end": 15320.460000000001, "text": " closed. My body should be closed. Yeah, he's on one of these girders down there. I do see, I do see a"}, {"start": 15320.460000000001, "end": 15321.74, "text": " crumbled form. Okay."}, {"start": 15327.98, "end": 15330.460000000001, "text": " You guys got any items that can help us get down there? Well, there's a back,"}, {"start": 15330.460000000001, "end": 15332.86, "text": " Okay, there's a bad behind me. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm scared"}, {"start": 15334.18, "end": 15336.580000000002, "text": " Kill it. I'm lower. I"}, {"start": 15337.7, "end": 15341.240000000002, "text": " Hear it. I hear the back. I don't see the back"}, {"start": 15347.86, "end": 15353.900000000001, "text": " How can we go down some loud ass rings, that's for sure. Oh, well, this is one way to go down"}, {"start": 15360.460000000001, "end": 15384.320000000002, "text": " I'm here. I'm good. Do we have the phone?"}, {"start": 15384.32, "end": 15387.32, "text": " There I am."}, {"start": 15387.32, "end": 15391.32, "text": " All right, here I come."}, {"start": 15391.32, "end": 15394.32, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 15394.32, "end": 15401.32, "text": " He is out on the girder."}, {"start": 15401.32, "end": 15406.32, "text": " Hey, I landed it."}, {"start": 15406.32, "end": 15410.32, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 15410.32, "end": 15412.32, "text": " Here's the pickaxe."}, {"start": 15412.32, "end": 15414.32, "text": " That's a good idea."}, {"start": 15414.32, "end": 15416.32, "text": " I was right about it."}, {"start": 15416.32, "end": 15418.32, "text": " I forgot about it."}, {"start": 15418.32, "end": 15420.32, "text": " Wait guys."}, {"start": 15420.32, "end": 15422.32, "text": " Hey, that's smart."}, {"start": 15422.32, "end": 15424.32, "text": " We can't use a roller."}, {"start": 15424.32, "end": 15426.32, "text": " I missed."}, {"start": 15426.32, "end": 15428.32, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 15428.32, "end": 15430.32, "text": " Please stop."}, {"start": 15430.32, "end": 15432.32, "text": " I don't think you can dig that way."}, {"start": 15432.32, "end": 15434.32, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 15434.32, "end": 15436.32, "text": " Bye guys."}, {"start": 15436.32, "end": 15438.32, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 15438.32, "end": 15440.32, "text": " We suck at this."}, {"start": 15440.32, "end": 15445.32, "text": " I'm so bad, man. I'm so embarrassed with my performance."}, {"start": 15445.32, "end": 15450.32, "text": " Dude, I'm eating the music. I'm making me fucking embarrassed."}, {"start": 15450.32, "end": 15453.32, "text": " It's just falling back."}, {"start": 15453.32, "end": 15460.32, "text": " Oh my god, it's falling so far. It's still like the meter on the top right we haven't even started, man."}, {"start": 15460.32, "end": 15464.32, "text": " Yay."}, {"start": 15464.32, "end": 15466.32, "text": " How about 20 meters? 30 meters?"}, {"start": 15466.32, "end": 15468.32, "text": " I hear a new bomb! What do you mean a bomb?"}, {"start": 15468.32, "end": 15490.32, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god. Where are you? Oh my god. Where is Ryan? I'm 20 meters further down."}, {"start": 15490.32, "end": 15496.44, "text": " okay should be fine you like brace your core before impact"}, {"start": 15496.44, "end": 15499.84, "text": " I don't know if I get to that idol of the night I don't"}, {"start": 15499.84, "end": 15503.8, "text": " can you guys light up the path with your hunting bodies"}, {"start": 15503.8, "end": 15508.64, "text": " oh does it does that help can you see"}, {"start": 15508.64, "end": 15512.96, "text": " it's the best I could do it oh you are"}, {"start": 15512.96, "end": 15516.96, "text": " oh shit I'm dead"}, {"start": 15516.960000000001, "end": 15517.960000000001, "text": " Good one, guys."}, {"start": 15519.960000000001, "end": 15521.460000000001, "text": " Wait, let's see how far we go."}, {"start": 15521.460000000001, "end": 15523.460000000001, "text": " We are doing it! There's like, no, it's not there!"}, {"start": 15523.960000000001, "end": 15526.460000000001, "text": " It's a dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead."}, {"start": 15526.960000000001, "end": 15528.960000000001, "text": " It's a skull, skull, skull, skull, skull!"}, {"start": 15529.460000000001, "end": 15530.960000000001, "text": " I have a GIF off."}, {"start": 15532.460000000001, "end": 15533.460000000001, "text": " I'm gonna go to practice."}, {"start": 15533.460000000001, "end": 15534.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, take us to the park."}, {"start": 15536.960000000001, "end": 15537.460000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15537.460000000001, "end": 15538.960000000001, "text": " Now, now we know what we're doing."}, {"start": 15539.460000000001, "end": 15541.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, now we have to use our pickaxe, I realize."}, {"start": 15542.460000000001, "end": 15545.460000000001, "text": " Well, why don't we just get the dog before he goes in the hole?"}, {"start": 15545.460000000001, "end": 15546.660000000002, "text": " I'll just go grab him right now."}, {"start": 15546.660000000002, "end": 15548.160000000002, "text": " Oh, my bad!"}, {"start": 15548.160000000002, "end": 15552.160000000002, "text": " Oh, there's a drill!"}, {"start": 15552.160000000002, "end": 15554.660000000002, "text": " Oh, there's a drill!"}, {"start": 15554.660000000002, "end": 15560.160000000002, "text": " Oh, there's a drill!"}, {"start": 15560.160000000002, "end": 15563.660000000002, "text": " That's pretty smart."}, {"start": 15563.660000000002, "end": 15564.660000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15564.660000000002, "end": 15567.36, "text": " Here, I'll catch you guys."}, {"start": 15567.36, "end": 15568.460000000001, "text": " Oh, thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 15568.460000000001, "end": 15569.060000000001, "text": " Yep, yep, yep."}, {"start": 15569.060000000001, "end": 15569.960000000001, "text": " Go!"}, {"start": 15569.960000000001, "end": 15572.660000000002, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 15572.660000000002, "end": 15573.76, "text": " Yo!"}, {"start": 15573.76, "end": 15574.56, "text": " We gotta go!"}, {"start": 15574.56, "end": 15575.76, "text": " There we go!"}, {"start": 15575.76, "end": 15576.76, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 15576.76, "end": 15577.76, "text": " Attack!"}, {"start": 15578.460000000001, "end": 15580.26, "text": " Where'd the third drill machine go?"}, {"start": 15580.26, "end": 15581.26, "text": " It went this way."}, {"start": 15582.56, "end": 15583.76, "text": " Oh, there's loot down here."}, {"start": 15587.56, "end": 15588.26, "text": " Huge..."}, {"start": 15588.960000000001, "end": 15590.26, "text": " A blaster?"}, {"start": 15591.76, "end": 15593.06, "text": " And grape juice."}, {"start": 15594.56, "end": 15595.06, "text": " Stop!"}, {"start": 15595.06, "end": 15596.06, "text": " Oh, oh!"}, {"start": 15596.06, "end": 15596.86, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 15596.86, "end": 15598.06, "text": " I think Kate's trying to stop me."}, {"start": 15598.06, "end": 15598.86, "text": " Did you hit me?"}, {"start": 15598.86, "end": 15600.460000000001, "text": " You're trying to kill me."}, {"start": 15601.76, "end": 15603.26, "text": " I'm getting grieved here."}, {"start": 15603.76, "end": 15608.76, "text": " I thought you would catch me with your head."}, {"start": 15608.76, "end": 15609.76, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15609.76, "end": 15613.76, "text": " Uh, alright, I guess this way or I don't know where the drill is going."}, {"start": 15613.76, "end": 15615.76, "text": " I don't know where it went."}, {"start": 15615.76, "end": 15617.76, "text": " I've already given up on the drill."}, {"start": 15617.76, "end": 15619.76, "text": " The moment I saw it, no one fell."}, {"start": 15619.76, "end": 15622.76, "text": " I'm giving some loot, man."}, {"start": 15624.76, "end": 15627.76, "text": " I want full profits."}, {"start": 15627.76, "end": 15629.76, "text": " And no bombs."}, {"start": 15629.76, "end": 15636.86, "text": " You think happens when you mine the mushroom?"}, {"start": 15636.86, "end": 15639.0, "text": " Oh I have a gun."}, {"start": 15639.0, "end": 15640.52, "text": " That makes a lot of sense."}, {"start": 15640.52, "end": 15641.9, "text": " What the player got?"}, {"start": 15641.9, "end": 15644.06, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 15644.06, "end": 15645.98, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 15645.98, "end": 15648.68, "text": " Don't worry guys, I got it."}, {"start": 15648.68, "end": 15649.800000000001, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 15649.800000000001, "end": 15651.62, "text": " I'm making the pathway down."}, {"start": 15651.62, "end": 15652.62, "text": " Here."}, {"start": 15652.62, "end": 15655.28, "text": " Oh my god, you guys are so lucky."}, {"start": 15655.28, "end": 15657.32, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 15657.32, "end": 15660.84, "text": " way down here oh my god you guys are so far below me"}, {"start": 15660.84, "end": 15663.56, "text": " here i'll help you i'll help you"}, {"start": 15663.56, "end": 15668.119999999999, "text": " what the i made a hole i made a hole"}, {"start": 15668.119999999999, "end": 15672.68, "text": " if you go back to where you were getting shot by aliens from like a 1950"}, {"start": 15672.68, "end": 15675.64, "text": " science fiction movie"}, {"start": 15679.56, "end": 15683.88, "text": " i'm okay are you okay i'm okay i'm okay we'll catch you"}, {"start": 15683.880000000001, "end": 15685.880000000001, "text": " Where are you?"}, {"start": 15685.880000000001, "end": 15686.880000000001, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 15686.880000000001, "end": 15688.880000000001, "text": " Oh, can you catch me?"}, {"start": 15688.880000000001, "end": 15689.880000000001, "text": " Yes, catch me."}, {"start": 15691.880000000001, "end": 15693.880000000001, "text": " Damn shoes are slippery, man."}, {"start": 15695.880000000001, "end": 15696.880000000001, "text": " Oh, no, wait."}, {"start": 15696.880000000001, "end": 15698.880000000001, "text": " Uh, oh, you should try it, though."}, {"start": 15698.880000000001, "end": 15700.880000000001, "text": " I'm chilling, guys."}, {"start": 15700.880000000001, "end": 15702.880000000001, "text": " Long range warp!"}, {"start": 15703.880000000001, "end": 15704.880000000001, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 15704.880000000001, "end": 15705.880000000001, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 15705.880000000001, "end": 15706.880000000001, "text": " We made it!"}, {"start": 15706.880000000001, "end": 15708.880000000001, "text": " I'm doing all right."}, {"start": 15708.880000000001, "end": 15710.880000000001, "text": " I found my car."}, {"start": 15710.880000000001, "end": 15711.880000000001, "text": " Go..."}, {"start": 15711.880000000001, "end": 15712.880000000001, "text": " What's the matter?"}, {"start": 15712.880000000001, "end": 15714.880000000001, "text": " Have you right click? Oh"}, {"start": 15718.160000000002, "end": 15722.2, "text": " I thought I could show you but she's unshowable. I well I told myself"}, {"start": 15724.080000000002, "end": 15727.44, "text": " You got a pie it's a long-range work"}, {"start": 15731.560000000001, "end": 15733.560000000001, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 15742.880000000001, "end": 15749.880000000001, "text": " was that two balls?"}, {"start": 15749.880000000001, "end": 15752.880000000001, "text": " yeah i'll get you"}, {"start": 15752.880000000001, "end": 15755.880000000001, "text": " yay"}, {"start": 15755.880000000001, "end": 15758.880000000001, "text": " these guys are pretty speedy"}, {"start": 15758.880000000001, "end": 15760.880000000001, "text": " oh we can see their footsteps"}, {"start": 15760.880000000001, "end": 15764.880000000001, "text": " awww"}, {"start": 15764.880000000001, "end": 15766.880000000001, "text": " they're going to quake or something"}, {"start": 15766.880000000001, "end": 15769.880000000001, "text": " or they're doing worm"}, {"start": 15769.880000000001, "end": 15770.880000000001, "text": " i don't know what's happening"}, {"start": 15770.880000000001, "end": 15776.36, "text": " happening you got dying and now the world is shaking"}, {"start": 15776.36, "end": 15781.36, "text": " check this out you guys so far down I cannot even hear there's so many"}, {"start": 15781.36, "end": 15791.36, "text": " I'm alive somehow, but still falling!"}, {"start": 15791.36, "end": 15799.36, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15799.36, "end": 15801.36, "text": " Oh, you brought my body back."}, {"start": 15801.36, "end": 15803.36, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 15803.36, "end": 15804.36, "text": " I'm alive."}, {"start": 15804.36, "end": 15805.36, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 15805.36, "end": 15806.36, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 15806.36, "end": 15807.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15807.36, "end": 15808.36, "text": " Where are we?"}, {"start": 15808.36, "end": 15809.36, "text": " I..."}, {"start": 15809.36, "end": 15813.880000000001, "text": " Oh no, maybe you warped to me and now we're down here."}, {"start": 15813.880000000001, "end": 15816.36, "text": " I was just thinking, they're all down up here."}, {"start": 15816.36, "end": 15817.36, "text": " Oh my god, there's a bomb."}, {"start": 15817.36, "end": 15819.36, "text": " Oh my god, really?"}, {"start": 15819.36, "end": 15820.36, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 15820.36, "end": 15821.36, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 15821.36, "end": 15822.36, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 15822.36, "end": 15826.12, "text": " Why are we so lower than them?"}, {"start": 15826.12, "end": 15830.36, "text": " I think you used a warp to get to me and now we're both down here."}, {"start": 15830.36, "end": 15832.36, "text": " But I didn't use anything."}, {"start": 15832.36, "end": 15837.36, "text": " Oh, maybe when I died I used a warp to warp you to me somehow."}, {"start": 15837.36, "end": 15838.36, "text": " I guess so."}, {"start": 15838.36, "end": 15842.36, "text": " I don't know. I have no idea."}, {"start": 15842.36, "end": 15846.36, "text": " No, we're down here!"}, {"start": 15846.36, "end": 15848.36, "text": " I'm kinda just running it down mid."}, {"start": 15848.36, "end": 15850.36, "text": " We got teleported!"}, {"start": 15850.36, "end": 15852.36, "text": " I dropped my warp on death and it activated."}, {"start": 15852.36, "end": 15854.36, "text": " Hey, there we are!"}, {"start": 15854.36, "end": 15856.36, "text": " Yeah, guys, B2! B2!"}, {"start": 15856.36, "end": 15860.36, "text": " Yeah. Oh, wow. You should eat it."}, {"start": 15860.36, "end": 15862.36, "text": " Wait, why is he running?"}, {"start": 15862.36, "end": 15864.36, "text": " I'm dead, guys."}, {"start": 15864.36, "end": 15866.36, "text": " Um, I just fell for a really long time."}, {"start": 15866.36, "end": 15868.36, "text": " This fella for a really long time."}, {"start": 15868.36, "end": 15870.36, "text": " What the heck?"}, {"start": 15870.36, "end": 15872.36, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15872.36, "end": 15874.36, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 15874.36, "end": 15876.36, "text": " Uh oh, uh oh."}, {"start": 15876.36, "end": 15878.36, "text": " Wait, I'm very alive."}, {"start": 15882.36, "end": 15884.36, "text": " I'm still dead."}, {"start": 15884.36, "end": 15886.36, "text": " They're gonna get to me. I'm not really sweating it."}, {"start": 15886.36, "end": 15888.36, "text": " Look at this."}, {"start": 15890.36, "end": 15892.36, "text": " You're almost here guys."}, {"start": 15892.36, "end": 15894.36, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 15894.36, "end": 15904.36, "text": " I'm alive. I'm alive. You made it. You made it. There we go. You're welcome. Oh no. Oh no."}, {"start": 15904.36, "end": 15912.36, "text": " I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All right. Don't go. Don't go this way. Wait, Giga, I think I have"}, {"start": 15912.36, "end": 15919.36, "text": " to catch you. That's smart. I have to. Do you hear me? I think I have to catch you."}, {"start": 15924.36, "end": 15926.36, "text": " We got you!"}, {"start": 15926.36, "end": 15928.36, "text": " He's got it."}, {"start": 15928.36, "end": 15930.36, "text": " Geek up!"}, {"start": 15930.36, "end": 15932.36, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 15932.36, "end": 15934.36, "text": " If you can see us in this."}, {"start": 15934.36, "end": 15936.36, "text": " I think we gotta get closer."}, {"start": 15938.36, "end": 15940.36, "text": " We got our arms up."}, {"start": 15940.36, "end": 15942.36, "text": " We're praising the sun right now."}, {"start": 15948.36, "end": 15950.36, "text": " Wait, let's see."}, {"start": 15950.36, "end": 15952.36, "text": " Oh wait, it actually was right on the hole."}, {"start": 15952.36, "end": 15954.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15973.52, "end": 15978.0, "text": " Wait since since giga's dead can we make it to the resurrection statue?"}, {"start": 15978.0, "end": 15984.24, "text": " Where's the bomb? Oh gosh. I think we have to make it there."}, {"start": 15984.24, "end": 15990.24, "text": " Cause like there's one right there. Yeah, how are you gonna get there?"}, {"start": 15990.24, "end": 15994.24, "text": " Oh wait, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right down there."}, {"start": 15994.24, "end": 15999.24, "text": " Yeah, yeah. And then we make a... Oh shit."}, {"start": 15999.24, "end": 16004.24, "text": " Here, we make a stairs. Yeah, exactly."}, {"start": 16008.0, "end": 16010.0, "text": " By the way, our progress is on the top right."}, {"start": 16011.0, "end": 16012.0, "text": " I know, it's so sad."}, {"start": 16014.0, "end": 16018.0, "text": " Bye, bye, bye, I'm dead, bye. Goodbye."}, {"start": 16019.0, "end": 16020.0, "text": " You can put this?"}, {"start": 16025.0, "end": 16026.0, "text": " Where is it?"}, {"start": 16026.0, "end": 16027.0, "text": " I died."}, {"start": 16027.0, "end": 16029.0, "text": " Behind you, I left, I left, pick those up, pick those up."}, {"start": 16029.0, "end": 16030.0, "text": " Okay, throw it at the wall."}, {"start": 16031.0, "end": 16032.0, "text": " Throw it at the wall."}, {"start": 16032.0, "end": 16033.0, "text": " I'll teach you something incredible, okay?"}, {"start": 16033.0, "end": 16035.0, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, let's see this."}, {"start": 16035.0, "end": 16037.0, "text": " All right, now what?"}, {"start": 16037.0, "end": 16039.0, "text": " Let me get the relevant at the wall."}, {"start": 16039.0, "end": 16041.0, "text": " Is this throw cute?"}, {"start": 16041.0, "end": 16043.0, "text": " You gotta hold it down to get something."}, {"start": 16043.0, "end": 16045.0, "text": " Oh fuck. I'm scared for my life."}, {"start": 16045.0, "end": 16047.0, "text": " It's so weird."}, {"start": 16047.0, "end": 16049.0, "text": " My people fight!"}, {"start": 16049.0, "end": 16051.0, "text": " Shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 16051.0, "end": 16053.0, "text": " Shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 16053.0, "end": 16055.0, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16055.0, "end": 16057.0, "text": " Shut the fuck up!"}, {"start": 16057.0, "end": 16059.0, "text": " She wasn't doing the fremen walk!"}, {"start": 16059.0, "end": 16061.0, "text": " You gotta be doing the fremen walk!"}, {"start": 16061.0, "end": 16063.0, "text": " I don't know what they are!"}, {"start": 16063.0, "end": 16069.32, "text": " freaking dudes yeah you know"}, {"start": 16070.2, "end": 16078.92, "text": " that was that's fucked up man oh the controls oh we just got light sticks"}, {"start": 16078.92, "end": 16084.84, "text": " oh i don't know we have a limited light stick yeah they recharge over time"}, {"start": 16084.84, "end": 16086.84, "text": " I have no clue."}, {"start": 16086.84, "end": 16088.84, "text": " Okay, I understand."}, {"start": 16088.84, "end": 16091.84, "text": " Damn, I knew that, and I was still getting my ASKB down there."}, {"start": 16091.84, "end": 16093.84, "text": " Hahaha!"}, {"start": 16095.84, "end": 16097.84, "text": " Wait, maybe I don't hit E on the drill?"}, {"start": 16097.84, "end": 16099.84, "text": " We have a victory curse, actually."}, {"start": 16099.84, "end": 16100.84, "text": " Smart, smart play."}, {"start": 16100.84, "end": 16102.84, "text": " Maybe it's the hardest game."}, {"start": 16102.84, "end": 16104.84, "text": " This is so difficult."}, {"start": 16105.84, "end": 16107.84, "text": " Alright, I'm gonna get you."}, {"start": 16107.84, "end": 16109.84, "text": " Okay, I'm here."}, {"start": 16111.84, "end": 16113.84, "text": " What if we just follow it?"}, {"start": 16113.84, "end": 16115.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16122.28, "end": 16124.28, "text": " Oh the player actually helps"}, {"start": 16134.28, "end": 16136.28, "text": " I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm still alive"}, {"start": 16140.6, "end": 16142.6, "text": " I fell"}, {"start": 16143.84, "end": 16145.84, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16166.24, "end": 16168.24, "text": " I'm chillin"}, {"start": 16173.84, "end": 16175.84, "text": " Nate, I'm okay."}, {"start": 16175.84, "end": 16176.84, "text": " She's alive."}, {"start": 16176.84, "end": 16177.84, "text": " I'm okay."}, {"start": 16177.84, "end": 16178.84, "text": " We're all alive."}, {"start": 16178.84, "end": 16179.84, "text": " I got a drill gun."}, {"start": 16179.84, "end": 16181.84, "text": " But I want to wait for everyone to group."}, {"start": 16181.84, "end": 16182.84, "text": " Yo, drill gun."}, {"start": 16182.84, "end": 16184.84, "text": " This is going to take us right to the bottom."}, {"start": 16184.84, "end": 16185.84, "text": " Alright, ready?"}, {"start": 16185.84, "end": 16187.84, "text": " I got a cucumber, a cucumber."}, {"start": 16189.84, "end": 16191.84, "text": " Oh shit, it's a crab!"}, {"start": 16194.84, "end": 16195.84, "text": " We made it."}, {"start": 16200.84, "end": 16201.84, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 16201.84, "end": 16211.84, "text": " Oh my god, okay, okay. I trust my life. I trust my life."}, {"start": 16211.84, "end": 16214.84, "text": " Okay, okay. After you."}, {"start": 16214.84, "end": 16219.84, "text": " Yes, buddy. Okay. Here we go."}, {"start": 16219.84, "end": 16221.84, "text": " Oh my god. Guys, guys."}, {"start": 16221.84, "end": 16223.84, "text": " When you're vision goes dark."}, {"start": 16223.84, "end": 16224.84, "text": " Eat the cucumber."}, {"start": 16224.84, "end": 16226.84, "text": " Eat the cucumber."}, {"start": 16226.84, "end": 16227.84, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 16227.84, "end": 16230.84, "text": " I just had to eat. I'm good."}, {"start": 16230.84, "end": 16235.84, "text": " Eat it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm just still pretty hurt."}, {"start": 16238.84, "end": 16240.84, "text": " Whoa. That's a spooky one. Oh, good job."}, {"start": 16241.84, "end": 16243.84, "text": " Whoa! Who did this? You're gonna hit me?"}, {"start": 16243.84, "end": 16247.84, "text": " I'm dead? Someone here is trying to kill me."}, {"start": 16249.84, "end": 16252.84, "text": " I don't know. Don't jump! Don't jump! I jumped!"}, {"start": 16253.84, "end": 16255.84, "text": " And I'm rolling down."}, {"start": 16255.84, "end": 16265.02, "text": " I'm alive, okay, okay, I'll try to catch them okay all right I can catch you I"}, {"start": 16268.22, "end": 16270.22, "text": " Can't catch you come down"}, {"start": 16273.74, "end": 16275.74, "text": " Oh she bounced off something"}, {"start": 16282.74, "end": 16284.74, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 16285.84, "end": 16290.84, "text": " I guess you can't jump and catch at the same time."}, {"start": 16290.84, "end": 16291.84, "text": " You didn't."}, {"start": 16291.84, "end": 16295.84, "text": " All you gotta do is just stay still and catch me."}, {"start": 16295.84, "end": 16296.84, "text": " Get the full control."}, {"start": 16296.84, "end": 16297.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16297.84, "end": 16298.84, "text": " You're like carrying."}, {"start": 16298.84, "end": 16299.84, "text": " You've killed me."}, {"start": 16299.84, "end": 16300.84, "text": " Here."}, {"start": 16300.84, "end": 16301.84, "text": " You're killing me."}, {"start": 16301.84, "end": 16302.84, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16302.84, "end": 16303.84, "text": " Oh, there's a hole."}, {"start": 16303.84, "end": 16304.84, "text": " I gift you."}, {"start": 16304.84, "end": 16305.84, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16305.84, "end": 16306.84, "text": " I'm guilty."}, {"start": 16306.84, "end": 16307.84, "text": " Here."}, {"start": 16307.84, "end": 16308.84, "text": " I gift you cheese."}, {"start": 16308.84, "end": 16309.84, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16309.84, "end": 16310.84, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 16310.84, "end": 16311.84, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 16311.84, "end": 16312.84, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16312.84, "end": 16313.84, "text": " Try it."}, {"start": 16313.84, "end": 16314.84, "text": " Try it."}, {"start": 16314.84, "end": 16316.84, "text": " YUMMY YUMMY"}, {"start": 16318.84, "end": 16320.84, "text": " Here we go"}, {"start": 16321.84, "end": 16323.84, "text": " I don't know if you made it"}, {"start": 16323.84, "end": 16325.84, "text": " Oh no no no no no"}, {"start": 16328.84, "end": 16330.84, "text": " Okay, I think you might be"}, {"start": 16330.84, "end": 16332.84, "text": " I doubt you might be dead down there"}, {"start": 16332.84, "end": 16334.84, "text": " I'm dead"}, {"start": 16336.84, "end": 16339.84, "text": " I drew it and I missed the pink thing"}, {"start": 16339.84, "end": 16347.84, "text": " Oh, you have to kill the bat with your pickaxe look at it and right click check it out."}, {"start": 16347.84, "end": 16348.84, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 16348.84, "end": 16349.84, "text": " I got the bow."}, {"start": 16349.84, "end": 16350.84, "text": " Oh, huge."}, {"start": 16350.84, "end": 16351.84, "text": " Nice shot."}, {"start": 16351.84, "end": 16352.84, "text": " Counter strike."}, {"start": 16352.84, "end": 16353.84, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 16353.84, "end": 16354.84, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 16354.84, "end": 16355.84, "text": " He's coming back."}, {"start": 16355.84, "end": 16356.84, "text": " We got to get items."}, {"start": 16356.84, "end": 16357.84, "text": " We got to get items."}, {"start": 16357.84, "end": 16359.84, "text": " He's coming back."}, {"start": 16359.84, "end": 16361.84, "text": " We gotta get items."}, {"start": 16361.84, "end": 16363.84, "text": " We gotta get items."}, {"start": 16363.84, "end": 16365.84, "text": " Let's spot the other side."}, {"start": 16367.84, "end": 16369.84, "text": " Let's go this way."}, {"start": 16369.84, "end": 16373.84, "text": " Guys, you can kill Fett with those life sticks."}, {"start": 16373.84, "end": 16375.84, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 16375.84, "end": 16377.84, "text": " Yeah, yeah, you can do the lightning."}, {"start": 16377.84, "end": 16379.84, "text": " If you swing your axe, it's like a distance."}, {"start": 16379.84, "end": 16381.84, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 16381.84, "end": 16383.84, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 16383.84, "end": 16385.84, "text": " Two comers, two comers."}, {"start": 16385.84, "end": 16396.84, "text": " bad afternoon. Wait, using the clogs to create new platforms is crazy. Uh-oh. You okay?"}, {"start": 16396.84, "end": 16405.84, "text": " Holy, that's warm. That seems like like a foundational game mechanic."}, {"start": 16405.84, "end": 16408.84, "text": " Yeah, I'm thinking the clogs are the cap."}, {"start": 16408.84, "end": 16414.2, "text": " some of the mud you can throw it to make like a rock that you can actually land on."}, {"start": 16421.24, "end": 16425.08, "text": " Okay, I see it. Do that. I see the vision. I see the vision."}, {"start": 16426.6, "end": 16433.48, "text": " Yeah. You guys do that. I'm just gonna do this. Look at this. We missed steps."}, {"start": 16433.48, "end": 16463.399999999998, "text": " I see a body as he speaks his body a few meters down."}, {"start": 16463.4, "end": 16468.800000000003, "text": " let me tell you this time it was not my fault I swear a bomb was just randomly"}, {"start": 16468.800000000003, "end": 16487.960000000003, "text": " went off that I did not touch check out this time whoa it fucking works wait"}, {"start": 16487.96, "end": 16489.96, "text": " That's gonna change the game"}, {"start": 16492.76, "end": 16498.94, "text": " I'm almost at your body. Oh he's been teleported rare package"}, {"start": 16507.399999999998, "end": 16509.399999999998, "text": " This is our best run guys I died"}, {"start": 16514.76, "end": 16517.04, "text": " Sorry so I died I knew what"}, {"start": 16547.96, "end": 16549.96, "text": " Worship the sand dude!"}, {"start": 16550.12, "end": 16552.12, "text": " We worship you!"}, {"start": 16552.12, "end": 16553.12, "text": " You see that?"}, {"start": 16553.12, "end": 16555.12, "text": " Yeah, he heard our call dude."}, {"start": 16555.12, "end": 16557.12, "text": " We have to worship him."}, {"start": 16560.32, "end": 16562.32, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 16562.32, "end": 16564.32, "text": " Where in the world is this man?"}, {"start": 16564.32, "end": 16567.32, "text": " We're like really, we're really far below I think."}, {"start": 16567.32, "end": 16569.32, "text": " There's..."}, {"start": 16569.32, "end": 16571.32, "text": " Claude, Claude fall right here."}, {"start": 16571.32, "end": 16573.32, "text": " I threw one right here."}, {"start": 16573.32, "end": 16575.32, "text": " Yeah, I'm 40 meters down."}, {"start": 16575.32, "end": 16580.32, "text": " 40 meters a heck of a fall."}, {"start": 16580.32, "end": 16581.32, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 16581.32, "end": 16582.32, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 16582.32, "end": 16583.32, "text": " Wait hold on."}, {"start": 16583.32, "end": 16584.32, "text": " Yeah, wait hold on."}, {"start": 16584.32, "end": 16585.32, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 16585.32, "end": 16586.32, "text": " That's smart."}, {"start": 16586.32, "end": 16587.32, "text": " Oh, that's my head!"}, {"start": 16587.32, "end": 16588.32, "text": " Wait, I'm staking it!"}, {"start": 16588.32, "end": 16589.32, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 16589.32, "end": 16590.32, "text": " Comically hitting every swim in my life."}, {"start": 16590.32, "end": 16591.32, "text": " Where's my body?"}, {"start": 16591.32, "end": 16592.32, "text": " Wait, you're not far."}, {"start": 16592.32, "end": 16593.32, "text": " You're not far."}, {"start": 16593.32, "end": 16594.32, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 16594.32, "end": 16595.32, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16595.32, "end": 16598.32, "text": " I'm a cleaning every swim in this world."}, {"start": 16599.32, "end": 16601.32, "text": " Where's my body?"}, {"start": 16601.32, "end": 16604.32, "text": " Wait, you're not far. You're not far. Hold on."}, {"start": 16604.32, "end": 16606.32, "text": " Okay, you're our..."}, {"start": 16606.32, "end": 16608.32, "text": " I can't breathe out."}, {"start": 16609.32, "end": 16611.32, "text": " I believe..."}, {"start": 16611.32, "end": 16614.32, "text": " She felt 80 meters, like diagonally."}, {"start": 16616.32, "end": 16617.32, "text": " Yeah, he's like quite..."}, {"start": 16617.32, "end": 16618.32, "text": " Oh, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 16618.32, "end": 16619.32, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 16619.32, "end": 16620.32, "text": " I see sweeps."}, {"start": 16620.32, "end": 16621.32, "text": " Oh, my God!"}, {"start": 16622.32, "end": 16624.32, "text": " Oh, my God, thank you."}, {"start": 16624.32, "end": 16626.32, "text": " I got you, and then..."}, {"start": 16626.32, "end": 16628.32, "text": " I believe in Giga. You guys fool HP."}, {"start": 16629.32, "end": 16631.32, "text": " I'm over... I'm over here."}, {"start": 16631.32, "end": 16633.32, "text": " I'm over here."}, {"start": 16636.32, "end": 16638.32, "text": " I hear your axes."}, {"start": 16641.32, "end": 16643.32, "text": " Boy, that cleared stuff, actually."}, {"start": 16644.32, "end": 16647.32, "text": " Don't wanna call me the club, God. Check this..."}, {"start": 16647.32, "end": 16649.32, "text": " Pit of darkness."}, {"start": 16650.32, "end": 16652.32, "text": " I mean, I'm right here with you."}, {"start": 16652.32, "end": 16657.28, "text": " like 40 meters further down which is insane but what happened to me is I made"}, {"start": 16657.28, "end": 16662.4, "text": " I was going so nicely methodically and then I saw a golden crate and I took one"}, {"start": 16662.4, "end": 16667.64, "text": " step too far to try to grab it and that was it. Oh no. Well you take a little"}, {"start": 16667.64, "end": 16673.72, "text": " tumble off the edge, bounce your head off a girder before you know it. At least"}, {"start": 16673.72, "end": 16678.72, "text": " your dead body is talking. Wait, I can hear them. I can see them."}, {"start": 16678.72, "end": 16683.72, "text": " We're here. They made it. Oh, I can't see them too."}, {"start": 16683.72, "end": 16688.72, "text": " Holy. Wait, what a PB. Look at this."}, {"start": 16688.72, "end": 16691.72, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 16691.72, "end": 16695.72, "text": " Oh, and that foam jar. GG, we win. That's huge."}, {"start": 16695.72, "end": 16698.72, "text": " Alright, now we gotta find Kate, though."}, {"start": 16698.72, "end": 16701.72, "text": " Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, no."}, {"start": 16701.72, "end": 16704.72, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 16704.72, "end": 16705.72, "text": " Oh, we're alive!"}, {"start": 16705.72, "end": 16706.72, "text": " Yeah, goodbye!"}, {"start": 16711.72, "end": 16713.72, "text": " At least, at least I'm close."}, {"start": 16713.72, "end": 16715.72, "text": " I'll use the foam jar to calm down."}, {"start": 16715.72, "end": 16716.72, "text": " Smart, that's smart."}, {"start": 16719.72, "end": 16720.72, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 16720.72, "end": 16723.72, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I'm right there too, next to the crate."}, {"start": 16723.72, "end": 16725.72, "text": " Next to this one?"}, {"start": 16725.72, "end": 16726.72, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 16727.72, "end": 16729.72, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, maybe not, maybe not."}, {"start": 16729.72, "end": 16734.72, "text": " way this is so"}, {"start": 16734.72, "end": 16739.72, "text": " 8"}, {"start": 16739.72, "end": 16744.72, "text": " oh I see I see her body"}, {"start": 16744.72, "end": 16748.72, "text": " yes"}, {"start": 16748.72, "end": 16752.72, "text": " goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye"}, {"start": 16752.72, "end": 16757.72, "text": " I doubt it guys"}, {"start": 16757.72, "end": 16759.72, "text": " Okay, don't hit me in front of a bomb."}, {"start": 16759.72, "end": 16761.72, "text": " Ryan, can you stop dying, please?"}, {"start": 16761.72, "end": 16763.72, "text": " I should have. I should have."}, {"start": 16763.72, "end": 16765.72, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16765.72, "end": 16767.72, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 16769.72, "end": 16773.72, "text": " I think you're more, I think you're dead longer than alive."}, {"start": 16773.72, "end": 16775.72, "text": " Uh, probably by like, like five hours."}, {"start": 16775.72, "end": 16777.72, "text": " I think we need to find the last one."}, {"start": 16777.72, "end": 16779.72, "text": " Quick, no!"}, {"start": 16779.72, "end": 16781.72, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 16781.72, "end": 16783.72, "text": " I made a mistake."}, {"start": 16783.72, "end": 16792.600000000002, "text": " Okay, you're still the furthest down, this is crazy."}, {"start": 16792.600000000002, "end": 16794.72, "text": " I'm so gettable."}, {"start": 16794.72, "end": 16796.120000000003, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 16796.120000000003, "end": 16809.72, "text": " Look at the light of my sandwich really quick."}, {"start": 16809.72, "end": 16815.72, "text": " Mark. Mark."}, {"start": 16823.72, "end": 16826.72, "text": " Oh yeah, there's about to be no bat."}, {"start": 16826.72, "end": 16829.72, "text": " You get through the light stick at the back and it dies too, yeah."}, {"start": 16829.72, "end": 16830.72, "text": " Wait, that's smart."}, {"start": 16830.72, "end": 16836.72, "text": " Using the ghosts to give intel instead of just watching everybody fall and then rapping at them."}, {"start": 16836.72, "end": 16838.72, "text": " Drill launcher."}, {"start": 16839.72, "end": 16844.120000000003, "text": " Screech died next to the cucumber is so funny. Oh, I needed it too"}, {"start": 16853.960000000003, "end": 16855.960000000003, "text": " Hello, I"}, {"start": 16859.120000000003, "end": 16861.120000000003, "text": " See you"}, {"start": 16862.04, "end": 16864.04, "text": " Could you come rescue me, please?"}, {"start": 16864.04, "end": 16869.04, "text": " You're going the wrong way!"}, {"start": 16869.04, "end": 16871.04, "text": " How do you pick?"}, {"start": 16871.04, "end": 16873.04, "text": " Uh, middle mouse click."}, {"start": 16873.04, "end": 16874.04, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 16874.04, "end": 16875.04, "text": " Oh, bomb dead."}, {"start": 16875.04, "end": 16876.04, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 16876.04, "end": 16877.04, "text": " Oh, why would Gary buy Brian?"}, {"start": 16877.04, "end": 16878.04, "text": " That's messed up!"}, {"start": 16878.04, "end": 16879.04, "text": " He's gonna die anyway."}, {"start": 16879.04, "end": 16880.04, "text": " You're still further down."}, {"start": 16880.04, "end": 16881.04, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16881.04, "end": 16882.04, "text": " This is messed up."}, {"start": 16882.04, "end": 16883.04, "text": " You're a..."}, {"start": 16883.04, "end": 16884.04, "text": " Oh my God, you're ultimate that way."}, {"start": 16884.04, "end": 16885.04, "text": " Oh, I should follow you."}, {"start": 16885.04, "end": 16886.04, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 16886.04, "end": 16887.04, "text": " Follow the digit."}, {"start": 16887.04, "end": 16889.84, "text": " I should follow you."}, {"start": 16889.84, "end": 16891.84, "text": " Yeah, follow the leader."}, {"start": 16891.84, "end": 16892.84, "text": " Oh, cucumber."}, {"start": 16892.84, "end": 16893.84, "text": " You are the leader."}, {"start": 16893.84, "end": 16894.84, "text": " Here, take this."}, {"start": 16894.84, "end": 16897.84, "text": " Did you just say, make this an eat it?"}, {"start": 16897.84, "end": 16901.84, "text": " I think I said it to you, but I'm not sure."}, {"start": 16901.84, "end": 16903.84, "text": " I think you just ate it."}, {"start": 16903.84, "end": 16904.84, "text": " I respect that."}, {"start": 16904.84, "end": 16905.84, "text": " There's a fat."}, {"start": 16905.84, "end": 16906.84, "text": " People are getting into pit."}, {"start": 16906.84, "end": 16911.84, "text": " I think I've taken it to you, but I'm not sure."}, {"start": 16911.84, "end": 16913.84, "text": " I think you just ate it."}, {"start": 16913.84, "end": 16915.84, "text": " I respect that."}, {"start": 16915.84, "end": 16917.84, "text": " There's a bag."}, {"start": 16917.84, "end": 16919.84, "text": " There's a bag!"}, {"start": 16919.84, "end": 16921.84, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 16921.84, "end": 16924.84, "text": " There you go, there you go."}, {"start": 16924.84, "end": 16926.84, "text": " Oh, whoa."}, {"start": 16926.84, "end": 16929.84, "text": " It's still here! The bag is still here!"}, {"start": 16929.84, "end": 16932.84, "text": " Oh, there's cucumbers here by the way."}, {"start": 16932.84, "end": 16934.84, "text": " Oh damn."}, {"start": 16934.84, "end": 16936.84, "text": " These are cucumber trees."}, {"start": 16936.84, "end": 16939.84, "text": " They're not good."}, {"start": 16939.84, "end": 16942.84, "text": " They're trees for the cucumbers."}, {"start": 16942.84, "end": 16946.84, "text": " I guess I'll go with this."}, {"start": 16946.84, "end": 16949.84, "text": " Yo, she's got us now."}, {"start": 16949.84, "end": 16951.84, "text": " You know what, check this out."}, {"start": 16951.84, "end": 16954.84, "text": " Sprout pop, baby."}, {"start": 16954.84, "end": 16956.84, "text": " OK, let's see it."}, {"start": 16956.84, "end": 16958.84, "text": " That's terrible news."}, {"start": 16958.84, "end": 16959.84, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 16959.84, "end": 16962.84, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 16962.84, "end": 16966.46, "text": " Push me push me on the edge and I almost died. That's cool"}, {"start": 16981.08, "end": 16983.08, "text": " Wait, I got you I got you"}, {"start": 16990.04, "end": 16992.04, "text": " We're all alive"}, {"start": 16992.84, "end": 16996.52, "text": " We're almost a fifth of the way down."}, {"start": 16996.52, "end": 17000.12, "text": " Oh, I think the worm is here, the worm."}, {"start": 17000.12, "end": 17002.0, "text": " OK, OK."}, {"start": 17002.0, "end": 17004.6, "text": " Ray."}, {"start": 17004.6, "end": 17005.6, "text": " I'm just jumping."}, {"start": 17010.08, "end": 17011.28, "text": " You get back to the wall."}, {"start": 17011.28, "end": 17012.6, "text": " Oh, I have a great idea."}, {"start": 17018.04, "end": 17022.72, "text": " And then it might get us a little platform to work with."}, {"start": 17022.72, "end": 17024.72, "text": " trying to"}, {"start": 17024.72, "end": 17027.72, "text": " okay okay"}, {"start": 17027.72, "end": 17029.72, "text": " do that you flaunt it"}, {"start": 17029.72, "end": 17031.72, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 17034.72, "end": 17035.72, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 17035.72, "end": 17037.72, "text": " now you gotta admit that was pretty smart"}, {"start": 17037.72, "end": 17039.72, "text": " I chills"}, {"start": 17039.72, "end": 17040.72, "text": " oh I'm still alive"}, {"start": 17040.72, "end": 17041.72, "text": " oh my god catch me"}, {"start": 17041.72, "end": 17042.72, "text": " it's okay I'm right here"}, {"start": 17042.72, "end": 17043.72, "text": " I'm right here"}, {"start": 17049.72, "end": 17051.72, "text": " I think I'm starting to get a handle on this"}, {"start": 17052.72, "end": 17058.120000000003, "text": " Oh, what's an arch being? Oh, it makes it makes"}, {"start": 17076.68, "end": 17079.300000000003, "text": " The style of the fight falling star beast here"}, {"start": 17082.72, "end": 17091.440000000002, "text": " I broke the flower."}, {"start": 17091.440000000002, "end": 17093.72, "text": " You guys sure look like you're having a lot of fun over there."}, {"start": 17093.72, "end": 17096.72, "text": " Oh my God, I don't want to die."}, {"start": 17096.72, "end": 17097.72, "text": " I don't want to die."}, {"start": 17097.72, "end": 17098.72, "text": " On the other side of this crater."}, {"start": 17098.72, "end": 17099.72, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 17099.72, "end": 17100.72, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 17100.72, "end": 17101.72, "text": " You better not get fired."}, {"start": 17101.72, "end": 17102.72, "text": " You got me in the crater."}, {"start": 17102.72, "end": 17103.72, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 17103.72, "end": 17104.72, "text": " Did you throw a bomb at me?"}, {"start": 17104.72, "end": 17105.72, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 17105.72, "end": 17129.64, "text": " I don't think we can dig through the the darker stone right"}, {"start": 17135.72, "end": 17145.72, "text": " that could have gone worse"}, {"start": 17145.72, "end": 17151.72, "text": " oh no no no no no no no"}, {"start": 17151.72, "end": 17155.72, "text": " yeah yeah i died guys"}, {"start": 17155.72, "end": 17159.72, "text": " oh yes"}, {"start": 17159.72, "end": 17163.72, "text": " i had no choice but to dig straight down"}, {"start": 17163.72, "end": 17165.72, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17170.440000000002, "end": 17174.06, "text": " We can we can claw on our way out of this can you catch me you gotta take me catch me"}, {"start": 17185.48, "end": 17187.48, "text": " Can I say something without you getting mad"}, {"start": 17187.48, "end": 17195.8, "text": " Yeah, I'm 77 meters down from where you are is that bad? It's it's a lot. I"}, {"start": 17197.16, "end": 17199.16, "text": " Hear squeaks is screaming"}, {"start": 17208.12, "end": 17215.56, "text": " Squeaks I'm relaying your position to thank you to our last living member. Oh my god, I need help"}, {"start": 17217.48, "end": 17221.64, "text": " No, no, no, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive."}, {"start": 17221.64, "end": 17223.2, "text": " It's a cliff."}, {"start": 17223.2, "end": 17225.76, "text": " You're the last person alive."}, {"start": 17225.76, "end": 17226.84, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 17226.84, "end": 17227.68, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17227.68, "end": 17228.52, "text": " So, okay."}, {"start": 17229.8, "end": 17230.8, "text": " I think you can make it."}, {"start": 17230.8, "end": 17232.12, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17232.12, "end": 17235.52, "text": " I don't know, there's someone else moving over there."}, {"start": 17235.52, "end": 17237.28, "text": " Wait, there is."}, {"start": 17237.28, "end": 17239.84, "text": " I died right next to Ryder."}, {"start": 17239.84, "end": 17242.32, "text": " Geego came back to life."}, {"start": 17242.32, "end": 17243.32, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 17243.32, "end": 17245.239999999998, "text": " Or maybe she didn't die."}, {"start": 17245.239999999998, "end": 17247.079999999998, "text": " Wait, where are your bodies?"}, {"start": 17247.08, "end": 17249.08, "text": " I'm like three hundred and eighty meters down"}, {"start": 17249.08, "end": 17251.08, "text": " I'm not right next to Ryan"}, {"start": 17251.08, "end": 17253.08, "text": " oh okay so just keep going down"}, {"start": 17253.08, "end": 17257.08, "text": " yeah it's a two per one deal"}, {"start": 17257.08, "end": 17258.08, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 17258.08, "end": 17260.08, "text": " hold on hold on hold on there's nothing there"}, {"start": 17260.08, "end": 17261.08, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 17261.08, "end": 17262.08, "text": " you can't think anymore"}, {"start": 17262.08, "end": 17265.08, "text": " we could be helping him we could be helping him"}, {"start": 17265.08, "end": 17267.08, "text": " I don't think we can think that way"}, {"start": 17267.08, "end": 17270.08, "text": " try to dig inwards if possible"}, {"start": 17270.08, "end": 17271.08, "text": " okay yeah"}, {"start": 17271.08, "end": 17273.08, "text": " get a claw get a claw and then use the claw"}, {"start": 17273.08, "end": 17275.08, "text": " to push me forward"}, {"start": 17275.08, "end": 17277.08, "text": " Oh, Claude."}, {"start": 17277.08, "end": 17279.08, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17279.08, "end": 17285.08, "text": " Oh, this is really far, Claude."}, {"start": 17285.08, "end": 17287.08, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 17287.08, "end": 17289.08, "text": " Like, you couldn't have done it."}, {"start": 17289.08, "end": 17291.08, "text": " And then the crate."}, {"start": 17291.08, "end": 17293.08, "text": " A rare crate."}, {"start": 17293.08, "end": 17295.08, "text": " Oh my god, and a beam."}, {"start": 17295.08, "end": 17297.08, "text": " Wait, where's your body from here?"}, {"start": 17297.08, "end": 17299.08, "text": " It's still lower?"}, {"start": 17299.08, "end": 17301.08, "text": " Yeah, like 50 meters down."}, {"start": 17301.08, "end": 17303.08, "text": " Oh my god, let's go."}, {"start": 17303.08, "end": 17304.08, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 17304.08, "end": 17305.08, "text": " Wow, look."}, {"start": 17305.08, "end": 17308.08, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 17308.08, "end": 17309.08, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 17309.08, "end": 17311.08, "text": " A humble worker, Diego."}, {"start": 17311.08, "end": 17314.08, "text": " I threw something called a dingus."}, {"start": 17314.08, "end": 17319.08, "text": " And now they're saying I'm just playing with my dingus when I'm in this room."}, {"start": 17319.08, "end": 17321.08, "text": " Maybe dingus is that purple stuff?"}, {"start": 17321.08, "end": 17323.08, "text": " Yeah, I threw it and it became something."}, {"start": 17323.08, "end": 17325.08, "text": " I don't know how to look."}, {"start": 17325.08, "end": 17329.08, "text": " So it could be fun and bouncy or it could be poisonous and kill me."}, {"start": 17329.08, "end": 17331.08, "text": " Yeah, purple's kind of ambiguous."}, {"start": 17331.08, "end": 17335.08, "text": " I don't really, I don't know where to run away from a gamble, you know."}, {"start": 17336.08, "end": 17337.08, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 17337.08, "end": 17338.08, "text": " Seems cushiony."}, {"start": 17339.08, "end": 17340.08, "text": " Mushroom leather."}, {"start": 17340.08, "end": 17342.08, "text": " Okay, this is good."}, {"start": 17344.08, "end": 17346.08, "text": " Oh my god, you're so clutching up."}, {"start": 17346.08, "end": 17348.08, "text": " That was such a clutch."}, {"start": 17348.08, "end": 17349.08, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 17350.08, "end": 17351.08, "text": " There's a hole underneath you."}, {"start": 17351.08, "end": 17354.08, "text": " Yeah, it goes like a hundred meters straight down."}, {"start": 17355.08, "end": 17356.08, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17357.08, "end": 17358.08, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17359.08, "end": 17360.08, "text": " Okay, tech."}, {"start": 17360.08, "end": 17363.280000000002, "text": " Holy cow you tick"}, {"start": 17367.760000000002, "end": 17369.760000000002, "text": " He isn't really good at this"}, {"start": 17373.280000000002, "end": 17377.120000000003, "text": " I mean, I'm lower than anybody else so I think"}, {"start": 17377.12, "end": 17379.12, "text": " Oh, that could get us nothing."}, {"start": 17387.12, "end": 17389.12, "text": " Wait! Wait!"}, {"start": 17393.12, "end": 17395.12, "text": " He got made it!"}, {"start": 17395.12, "end": 17398.12, "text": " Help me!"}, {"start": 17398.12, "end": 17405.12, "text": " Why did you do this?"}, {"start": 17405.12, "end": 17409.12, "text": " Not the bombs at the corpse, too."}, {"start": 17409.12, "end": 17411.12, "text": " I'm just faithful servant."}, {"start": 17411.12, "end": 17414.12, "text": " I said to you."}, {"start": 17414.12, "end": 17417.12, "text": " I just got revived to die."}, {"start": 17417.12, "end": 17420.12, "text": " That was so scary."}, {"start": 17420.12, "end": 17422.12, "text": " We're back, baby."}, {"start": 17422.12, "end": 17424.12, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 17436.399999999998, "end": 17441.02, "text": " Yeah, okay a little bit closer, maybe push it right now. Oh my god"}, {"start": 17446.44, "end": 17448.44, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 17452.12, "end": 17462.12, "text": " I don't know. I don't want to die. Stop digging it. He's coming. He's coming."}, {"start": 17462.12, "end": 17473.12, "text": " I don't know. I don't want to die. Stop digging it. He's coming. He's coming."}, {"start": 17473.12, "end": 17475.12, "text": " Stop digging it he's coming!"}, {"start": 17477.12, "end": 17479.12, "text": " He's coming!"}, {"start": 17485.12, "end": 17487.12, "text": " My lord, my my my lord!"}, {"start": 17489.12, "end": 17491.12, "text": " Alright I died."}, {"start": 17491.12, "end": 17493.12, "text": " Oh no, okay where are you?"}, {"start": 17493.12, "end": 17497.12, "text": " I'm not, I'm not, I'm just so far away I have no clue like..."}, {"start": 17497.12, "end": 17499.12, "text": " Is it far down?"}, {"start": 17499.12, "end": 17502.12, "text": " No, I think I was above you guys."}, {"start": 17503.12, "end": 17507.079999999998, "text": " Oh, we gotta find the relic then. Oh, yeah, the rest of the relic"}, {"start": 17509.34, "end": 17511.34, "text": " Yeah, I'll keep my eyes out"}, {"start": 17511.34, "end": 17513.34, "text": " What if I just take the one shot?"}, {"start": 17513.34, "end": 17514.34, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17515.34, "end": 17517.34, "text": " Well, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it."}, {"start": 17517.34, "end": 17518.34, "text": " Why not? I'm not swapping."}, {"start": 17519.34, "end": 17521.34, "text": " There's nothing, there's nothing there."}, {"start": 17523.34, "end": 17524.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17529.34, "end": 17530.34, "text": " They're actually made."}, {"start": 17530.34, "end": 17537.34, "text": " Dude, we've almost made it to like the first line on the depth meter on one side."}, {"start": 17538.34, "end": 17539.34, "text": " That's bad."}, {"start": 17541.34, "end": 17545.34, "text": " I died to the bomb, not even to the fault?"}, {"start": 17545.34, "end": 17547.34, "text": " He's dead again?"}, {"start": 17547.34, "end": 17551.34, "text": " That wasn't even my fault, to be honest."}, {"start": 17552.34, "end": 17556.34, "text": " Well, have no fear."}, {"start": 17556.34, "end": 17560.34, "text": " I think that was progress because we didn't fall for once."}, {"start": 17562.34, "end": 17563.34, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 17563.34, "end": 17566.34, "text": " Oh no, I shouldn't have said anything."}, {"start": 17566.34, "end": 17568.34, "text": " Literally once, literally once."}, {"start": 17568.34, "end": 17569.34, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 17571.34, "end": 17574.34, "text": " Oh, there he got it."}, {"start": 17574.34, "end": 17577.34, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 17577.34, "end": 17579.34, "text": " Yo, you found me."}, {"start": 17579.34, "end": 17581.34, "text": " You found me."}, {"start": 17581.34, "end": 17583.34, "text": " Now it's your turn to hide."}, {"start": 17583.34, "end": 17585.34, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 17585.34, "end": 17587.34, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 17587.34, "end": 17589.34, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17589.34, "end": 17591.34, "text": " I see the cat."}, {"start": 17591.34, "end": 17593.34, "text": " I see the cat."}, {"start": 17593.34, "end": 17595.34, "text": " Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't come down."}, {"start": 17595.34, "end": 17597.34, "text": " Don't come down, don't come down."}, {"start": 17597.34, "end": 17599.34, "text": " If I get revived, don't I spawn?"}, {"start": 17599.34, "end": 17616.94, "text": " I see the railing, oh there's your pinging power, pinging, how'd I pings, the middle"}, {"start": 17616.94, "end": 17622.62, "text": " Stop saying that is a chest that's obviously a bomb"}, {"start": 17630.26, "end": 17634.3, "text": " That is a chest that is clearly a bomb"}, {"start": 17646.94, "end": 17651.94, "text": " Oh good, it's ice."}, {"start": 17656.94, "end": 17657.94, "text": " Good night, Al."}, {"start": 17664.94, "end": 17666.94, "text": " Okay, and then we get him."}, {"start": 17666.94, "end": 17667.94, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 17667.94, "end": 17668.94, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 17668.94, "end": 17669.94, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 17670.94, "end": 17671.94, "text": " You killed me!"}, {"start": 17671.94, "end": 17672.94, "text": " Hello!"}, {"start": 17673.94, "end": 17675.94, "text": " Thanks for bringing me back."}, {"start": 17675.94, "end": 17677.94, "text": " No, I can't see this slippery nose."}, {"start": 17677.94, "end": 17679.94, "text": " No, what the heck?"}, {"start": 17679.94, "end": 17681.94, "text": " You stole my face."}, {"start": 17681.94, "end": 17683.94, "text": " You stole it."}, {"start": 17683.94, "end": 17685.94, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 17685.94, "end": 17687.94, "text": " Everywhere I go, that's the slippery eyes."}, {"start": 17687.94, "end": 17689.94, "text": " This is terrible."}, {"start": 17689.94, "end": 17691.94, "text": " Maybe you should die."}, {"start": 17691.94, "end": 17693.94, "text": " Can we kill him?"}, {"start": 17693.94, "end": 17695.94, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 17695.94, "end": 17697.94, "text": " There'll be another."}, {"start": 17697.94, "end": 17699.94, "text": " This is terrible."}, {"start": 17699.94, "end": 17701.94, "text": " Not fun to watch."}, {"start": 17701.94, "end": 17703.94, "text": " Oh my God, it's so gross."}, {"start": 17703.94, "end": 17705.94, "text": " Is that frozen even inside?"}, {"start": 17713.059999999998, "end": 17715.059999999998, "text": " But you can kind of surf on it though."}, {"start": 17720.26, "end": 17726.1, "text": " I ain't frozen anymore, okay. Okay, check it. Oh, would you see this bridge? Okay. What?"}, {"start": 17733.94, "end": 17735.94, "text": " This is huge."}, {"start": 17735.94, "end": 17737.94, "text": " My hands are bones."}, {"start": 17739.94, "end": 17741.94, "text": " I'm fully clogged."}, {"start": 17741.94, "end": 17743.94, "text": " Wait, I can see through walls."}, {"start": 17743.94, "end": 17745.94, "text": " I cooked the walls."}, {"start": 17745.94, "end": 17746.94, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 17746.94, "end": 17748.94, "text": " I didn't even know Ryan died."}, {"start": 17748.94, "end": 17752.94, "text": " Oh, there's two chests and food on your bottom left."}, {"start": 17752.94, "end": 17754.94, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17754.94, "end": 17756.94, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 17756.94, "end": 17758.94, "text": " Because it really is."}, {"start": 17758.94, "end": 17760.94, "text": " Like right below me looks to just be like..."}, {"start": 17760.94, "end": 17762.94, "text": " Gingy-ging-ditch, there's food."}, {"start": 17763.94, "end": 17765.94, "text": " Yeah, keep going that way."}, {"start": 17767.94, "end": 17768.94, "text": " Yep, keep going."}, {"start": 17768.94, "end": 17769.94, "text": " Down here."}, {"start": 17769.94, "end": 17770.94, "text": " Oh! To your left!"}, {"start": 17770.94, "end": 17771.94, "text": " To your middle!"}, {"start": 17771.94, "end": 17773.94, "text": " Yeah, right there."}, {"start": 17773.94, "end": 17776.94, "text": " Endless riches if you jump in the void."}, {"start": 17778.94, "end": 17780.94, "text": " Trust me."}, {"start": 17785.94, "end": 17787.94, "text": " Alright, keep going that way."}, {"start": 17787.94, "end": 17788.94, "text": " Other way, other way."}, {"start": 17788.94, "end": 17789.94, "text": " Turn around."}, {"start": 17789.94, "end": 17791.94, "text": " To your right and look down."}, {"start": 17791.94, "end": 17801.94, "text": " And then go straight and then right above you is a chef."}, {"start": 17801.94, "end": 17802.94, "text": " He was right."}, {"start": 17802.94, "end": 17803.94, "text": " Each bomb."}, {"start": 17803.94, "end": 17804.94, "text": " I believe in this."}, {"start": 17804.94, "end": 17805.94, "text": " I believe in this."}, {"start": 17805.94, "end": 17806.94, "text": " Holy."}, {"start": 17806.94, "end": 17807.94, "text": " That was huge."}, {"start": 17807.94, "end": 17808.94, "text": " Thank you, Squeaks."}, {"start": 17808.94, "end": 17817.94, "text": " Oh my God, we're only 60 meters from the dog."}, {"start": 17817.94, "end": 17820.28, "text": " Oh my god, we're only 60 meters from the dog!"}, {"start": 17820.28, "end": 17822.28, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 17822.28, "end": 17824.28, "text": " Please, no!"}, {"start": 17824.28, "end": 17828.28, "text": " Oh, Chess on your left!"}, {"start": 17828.28, "end": 17830.28, "text": " Me? Me?"}, {"start": 17830.28, "end": 17833.78, "text": " Yep, yep, yep, go left, it's like right down, where you're standing."}, {"start": 17833.78, "end": 17836.78, "text": " I hear the dog! My body thinks the dog!"}, {"start": 17836.78, "end": 17838.78, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 17843.78, "end": 17845.78, "text": " On the floor."}, {"start": 17847.94, "end": 17851.94, "text": " I'm a floor?"}, {"start": 17851.94, "end": 17855.94, "text": " Yes, I hear dog."}, {"start": 17855.94, "end": 17859.94, "text": " Well, that's dingus."}, {"start": 17859.94, "end": 17863.94, "text": " What? Dingus?"}, {"start": 17863.94, "end": 17867.94, "text": " Dingus is like a frisbee that makes platforms, I guess."}, {"start": 17867.94, "end": 17871.94, "text": " Onto the battle."}, {"start": 17871.94, "end": 17875.94, "text": " Oh, this is too far. Check this out."}, {"start": 17875.94, "end": 17885.82, "text": " too far check this out oh shady is another one oh little damage wait are you all dead"}, {"start": 17885.82, "end": 17892.579999999998, "text": " am I am I the prince that was promised I think you guys alive though no surprise there"}, {"start": 17892.58, "end": 17898.58, "text": " I'm just taking straight through the wall."}, {"start": 17898.58, "end": 17904.58, "text": " I think you're gonna jump onto the metal."}, {"start": 17904.58, "end": 17907.58, "text": " Metal behind you."}, {"start": 17907.58, "end": 17909.58, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 17909.58, "end": 17913.58, "text": " As a ghost, I think so."}, {"start": 17913.58, "end": 17915.58, "text": " On your left."}, {"start": 17915.58, "end": 17917.58, "text": " On your left, there's a metal bar."}, {"start": 17917.58, "end": 17919.58, "text": " Jump onto that."}, {"start": 17919.58, "end": 17925.34, "text": " and then jump onto the ground that's"}, {"start": 17925.34, "end": 17928.780000000002, "text": " you should kind of like go up to us too"}, {"start": 17928.780000000002, "end": 17933.980000000003, "text": " hey you can't see you can't see you don't know where to go"}, {"start": 17933.980000000003, "end": 17937.980000000003, "text": " you have no idea jump up the mushroom jump up the mushroom"}, {"start": 17937.980000000003, "end": 17941.100000000002, "text": " i think i need a claw"}, {"start": 17943.34, "end": 17948.22, "text": " push me luck well i believe oh yes man"}, {"start": 17948.22, "end": 17950.22, "text": " Oh, it's the idol! It's the idol!"}, {"start": 17950.22, "end": 17951.22, "text": " Oh, please!"}, {"start": 17953.22, "end": 17954.22, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 17954.22, "end": 17955.22, "text": " Oh, shit, sorry!"}, {"start": 17960.22, "end": 17962.22, "text": " There's only 15 meters away."}, {"start": 17964.22, "end": 17967.22, "text": " Oh, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!"}, {"start": 17970.22, "end": 17971.22, "text": " I am."}, {"start": 17974.22, "end": 17976.22, "text": " That is on your ass, girl!"}, {"start": 17978.22, "end": 17993.0, "text": " the dog did you find the dog I found the dog oh my god further what's this I"}, {"start": 17993.0, "end": 18004.32, "text": " think it's like you go to the next level revive all players oh wait where's"}, {"start": 18004.32, "end": 18009.8, "text": " giga still alive oh oh get rewords"}, {"start": 18009.8, "end": 18015.739999999998, "text": " yo oh my god endless loot on I need"}, {"start": 18015.739999999998, "end": 18018.16, "text": " food"}, {"start": 18020.0, "end": 18022.98, "text": " okay wait huge it's like a checkpoint"}, {"start": 18022.98, "end": 18027.2, "text": " would you just tell you to die but could"}, {"start": 18027.2, "end": 18030.52, "text": " we respawn well that's true I think"}, {"start": 18030.52, "end": 18032.56, "text": " we're done responding it's a one use"}, {"start": 18033.52, "end": 18036.52, "text": " Wait, I hear yeah, we're here. Oh"}, {"start": 18048.88, "end": 18051.68, "text": " And then you poofed away my purpose was"}, {"start": 18055.4, "end": 18057.4, "text": " I don't think"}, {"start": 18062.56, "end": 18071.440000000002, "text": " I think the first segment is not like this. The next segment is much longer. You see on the top"}, {"start": 18071.44, "end": 18076.8, "text": " This this was a whole classic. Oh, well, I just go the whole"}, {"start": 18082.239999999998, "end": 18087.059999999998, "text": " Oh, I guess we just we just go down further. I think the first segment is"}, {"start": 18087.64, "end": 18092.84, "text": " Not like this the next segment is much longer. You see on the top, right?"}, {"start": 18095.079999999998, "end": 18097.719999999998, "text": " I think the next like the yeah, I"}, {"start": 18098.52, "end": 18100.52, "text": " Can give it a shot"}, {"start": 18101.44, "end": 18129.92, "text": " Oh my god. Oh, it's super. There's a hole in here. Careful. Okay. Okay. Okay. I can't."}, {"start": 18129.920000000002, "end": 18131.920000000002, "text": " I can't move oh"}, {"start": 18133.920000000002, "end": 18135.920000000002, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18136.52, "end": 18140.24, "text": " I see oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh"}, {"start": 18142.04, "end": 18144.04, "text": " This is actually fucked up"}, {"start": 18152.940000000002, "end": 18154.940000000002, "text": " Still alive"}, {"start": 18160.280000000002, "end": 18162.280000000002, "text": " I'm okay"}, {"start": 18172.56, "end": 18175.72, "text": " Guys there's no claw over here, I've noticed that"}, {"start": 18189.920000000002, "end": 18191.920000000002, "text": " I LIVED!"}, {"start": 18193.920000000002, "end": 18195.920000000002, "text": " Yes, absolutely."}, {"start": 18195.920000000002, "end": 18197.920000000002, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, just wait one second, wait one second!"}, {"start": 18201.920000000002, "end": 18203.920000000002, "text": " Okay, okay, I'm ready."}, {"start": 18205.920000000002, "end": 18207.920000000002, "text": " Oh my god, that's horrifying."}, {"start": 18207.920000000002, "end": 18209.920000000002, "text": " The screen turns black."}, {"start": 18209.920000000002, "end": 18211.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so scary."}, {"start": 18213.920000000002, "end": 18215.920000000002, "text": " Oh, there's a chest."}, {"start": 18215.920000000002, "end": 18227.72, "text": " I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm alive. I'm dead. I'm at the bottom of a cave. I fell"}, {"start": 18227.72, "end": 18242.2, "text": " in a nutty putty cave. And I dropped my beach ball. That was literally perfect. It couldn't"}, {"start": 18242.2, "end": 18254.04, "text": " better than that. I'm on my way. Take your time. That dude's even given a thumbs up."}, {"start": 18258.84, "end": 18261.64, "text": " He does look like Sidney Crosby after he got high stiffed last night."}, {"start": 18264.36, "end": 18269.8, "text": " Here I am. Thank you. All right, wait, we're actually trucking through this part."}, {"start": 18269.8, "end": 18282.12, "text": " Oh no! I hit him with my flair! I hit him with my flair! He fucking lived, man!"}, {"start": 18286.92, "end": 18293.079999999998, "text": " That's great. That's crazy. But that means it must be safe."}, {"start": 18293.08, "end": 18299.56, "text": " in so many ways."}, {"start": 18299.56, "end": 18303.920000000002, "text": " You guys see?"}, {"start": 18303.920000000002, "end": 18305.320000000003, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 18305.320000000003, "end": 18306.320000000003, "text": " I can do this."}, {"start": 18306.320000000003, "end": 18307.320000000003, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 18307.320000000003, "end": 18310.760000000002, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 18310.760000000002, "end": 18313.120000000003, "text": " That was actually awesome."}, {"start": 18313.120000000003, "end": 18316.160000000003, "text": " You see this, like, the color out of space thing here?"}, {"start": 18316.160000000003, "end": 18318.4, "text": " Yeah, jump in it."}, {"start": 18318.4, "end": 18321.760000000002, "text": " I mean, I think it did."}, {"start": 18321.760000000002, "end": 18333.800000000003, "text": " like flows down your pole. You sure about that? Yeah, yeah, 100% jump in it. Well, you"}, {"start": 18333.800000000003, "end": 18336.920000000002, "text": " can kind of climb with it."}, {"start": 18337.920000000002, "end": 18342.160000000003, "text": " Did you just press the space bar fast enough you can't fall? There's a bomb."}, {"start": 18342.16, "end": 18357.16, "text": " I'm okay there's a golden chest up here. Oh food in here it all went wrong. It all went"}, {"start": 18357.16, "end": 18363.4, "text": " wrong where there's a bat oh my god what a shot what a shot"}, {"start": 18364.48, "end": 18378.079999999998, "text": " oh I don't know if I have any conceivable way to get down there's paint"}, {"start": 18378.08, "end": 18390.640000000003, "text": " down here that cushioned your fault oh no man"}, {"start": 18395.640000000003, "end": 18404.920000000002, "text": " pop rock way"}, {"start": 18408.08, "end": 18410.08, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18411.480000000003, "end": 18414.4, "text": " Don't told me to land on the dynamite it'll cushion my fall"}, {"start": 18432.800000000003, "end": 18434.920000000002, "text": " Oh my god, the bad has dynamite it's alright"}, {"start": 18438.08, "end": 18440.08, "text": " down here"}, {"start": 18457.960000000003, "end": 18461.940000000002, "text": " All the matters is that we beat them to the end"}, {"start": 18461.94, "end": 18475.46, "text": " I'm just hearing like non-stop explosions which I died oh no my body is a little lower"}, {"start": 18475.46, "end": 18486.78, "text": " I can't I can't move I'm stuck so what good news is we got like infinite time"}, {"start": 18486.78, "end": 18493.1, "text": " It's true because I'm not follow the rest of the team that you're stuck. I'm right next to a revive statue too"}, {"start": 18494.86, "end": 18497.26, "text": " Pretty sure they use the pickaxe. I'm just gonna fall"}, {"start": 18501.059999999998, "end": 18510.379999999997, "text": " Or I can just fall the old-fashioned way. Oh, what happened? I said, let me try something today. Oh, it went about as you'd expect"}, {"start": 18516.78, "end": 18519.42, "text": " Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God."}, {"start": 18519.42, "end": 18521.42, "text": " Oh, my God. I almost fell down there."}, {"start": 18521.42, "end": 18523.42, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 18523.42, "end": 18524.92, "text": " We're doing well, we're doing good."}, {"start": 18524.92, "end": 18526.92, "text": " We're getting mixed."}, {"start": 18526.92, "end": 18528.42, "text": " Yeah, we're well fed."}, {"start": 18528.42, "end": 18530.42, "text": " I have an entire ham in my pocket."}, {"start": 18530.42, "end": 18532.42, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 18532.42, "end": 18534.42, "text": " I got a whole ham in."}, {"start": 18534.42, "end": 18536.42, "text": " Oh, I was just like repeat."}, {"start": 18536.42, "end": 18538.42, "text": " I think I'm dropping right in."}, {"start": 18538.42, "end": 18540.42, "text": " I'm all surprised when I jumped in the lift."}, {"start": 18540.42, "end": 18545.219999999998, "text": " Our entire conversation was just like..."}, {"start": 18545.219999999998, "end": 18546.219999999998, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 18546.22, "end": 18550.74, "text": " It was just us saying woe and then I'm dead. Oh wait I lived"}, {"start": 18555.86, "end": 18558.300000000003, "text": " Okay, I'm feeling like this is really bad if we break this"}, {"start": 18559.9, "end": 18561.9, "text": " Something about it"}, {"start": 18565.9, "end": 18568.74, "text": " I believe maybe it oh god"}, {"start": 18573.66, "end": 18575.66, "text": " Wait is there any more"}, {"start": 18576.22, "end": 18578.22, "text": " I'm holding up."}, {"start": 18578.22, "end": 18580.22, "text": " I'm holding up."}, {"start": 18580.22, "end": 18582.22, "text": " I'm holding up?"}, {"start": 18582.22, "end": 18584.22, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 18584.22, "end": 18586.22, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 18586.22, "end": 18588.22, "text": " I got you."}, {"start": 18588.22, "end": 18590.22, "text": " Catch me anyway."}, {"start": 18590.22, "end": 18592.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18592.22, "end": 18594.22, "text": " Where's Ryan's sweets?"}, {"start": 18594.22, "end": 18596.22, "text": " I have no clue."}, {"start": 18596.22, "end": 18598.22, "text": " I'm trying."}, {"start": 18598.22, "end": 18600.22, "text": " Yeah, I'm still 100 meters down."}, {"start": 18600.22, "end": 18602.22, "text": " Oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 18602.22, "end": 18604.22, "text": " Okay, you're further."}, {"start": 18604.22, "end": 18610.940000000002, "text": " further okay I'm that's that's good news sign no way"}, {"start": 18612.38, "end": 18616.22, "text": " no no he's not"}, {"start": 18621.02, "end": 18626.300000000003, "text": " all you can have feet or meters okay"}, {"start": 18626.940000000002, "end": 18630.06, "text": " okay okay"}, {"start": 18630.06, "end": 18636.06, "text": " It's a little precarious, a little slippery."}, {"start": 18636.06, "end": 18641.06, "text": " It's crazy to think this is how I could have been playing the game."}, {"start": 18641.06, "end": 18643.06, "text": " Like slowly enough."}, {"start": 18643.06, "end": 18648.06, "text": " Like, oh, that drop will kill me. Let me do something about it."}, {"start": 18648.06, "end": 18652.06, "text": " I'll say like, I can survive, man."}, {"start": 18652.06, "end": 18655.06, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 18655.06, "end": 18659.06, "text": " You missed 100% of the jumps you don't pay."}, {"start": 18659.06, "end": 18681.7, "text": " I don't know if I could put my body in a worse spot either. I'm pretty sure like a living"}, {"start": 18681.7, "end": 18683.7, "text": " Human can't plant their feet there"}, {"start": 18687.86, "end": 18689.86, "text": " Okay"}, {"start": 18711.7, "end": 18722.06, "text": " there oh oh our bodies are down below wait wait I see the silhouette like really far"}, {"start": 18722.06, "end": 18724.86, "text": " down oh"}, {"start": 18727.02, "end": 18733.14, "text": " type of pose type of point pose you find your homeboy and then you sleep over"}, {"start": 18733.14, "end": 18737.260000000002, "text": " without a blanket is one of the funniest things anyone's ever written in"}, {"start": 18737.260000000002, "end": 18740.260000000002, "text": " And it's also a real S-Fuck."}, {"start": 18745.260000000002, "end": 18749.260000000002, "text": " When they run out of blankets at the sleepover, you do be sleeping like that."}, {"start": 18760.260000000002, "end": 18762.260000000002, "text": " Oh, damn, what a pose!"}, {"start": 18762.260000000002, "end": 18769.260000000002, "text": " I'm literally right above you. I'm literally right above you. Okay, okay."}, {"start": 18769.260000000002, "end": 18773.260000000002, "text": " I have to wait for the ops to move on."}, {"start": 18773.260000000002, "end": 18778.260000000002, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay."}, {"start": 18778.260000000002, "end": 18783.260000000002, "text": " I think the guy hates me. He always comes to me."}, {"start": 18783.260000000002, "end": 18787.260000000002, "text": " Just break actually, huh?"}, {"start": 18787.260000000002, "end": 18794.260000000002, "text": " Oh my god, there's no way it's coming back."}, {"start": 18817.260000000002, "end": 18819.260000000002, "text": " That's so sad!"}, {"start": 18819.260000000002, "end": 18821.260000000002, "text": " That's bad!"}, {"start": 18821.260000000002, "end": 18823.260000000002, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 18823.260000000002, "end": 18825.260000000002, "text": " Yo, where would I?"}, {"start": 18825.260000000002, "end": 18827.260000000002, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 18827.260000000002, "end": 18829.260000000002, "text": " I almost died, you dude."}, {"start": 18829.260000000002, "end": 18831.260000000002, "text": " That was good though."}, {"start": 18831.260000000002, "end": 18833.260000000002, "text": " That was such a good run."}, {"start": 18833.260000000002, "end": 18835.260000000002, "text": " That was better."}, {"start": 18835.260000000002, "end": 18837.260000000002, "text": " That was good!"}, {"start": 18837.260000000002, "end": 18839.260000000002, "text": " I'm not proud of us."}, {"start": 18839.260000000002, "end": 18841.260000000002, "text": " I'm not proud of us."}, {"start": 18841.260000000002, "end": 18843.260000000002, "text": " I'm not proud of us."}, {"start": 18843.260000000002, "end": 18845.260000000002, "text": " I'm not proud of us."}, {"start": 18845.260000000002, "end": 18852.260000000002, "text": " Oh my god, that's what's hitting me."}, {"start": 18852.260000000002, "end": 18863.260000000002, "text": " I don't want to down her, but she's just doing that shit the whole time."}, {"start": 18863.260000000002, "end": 18865.260000000002, "text": " Oh my god, that's so funny."}, {"start": 18865.260000000002, "end": 18867.260000000002, "text": " Cause I ran and then I just fell over."}, {"start": 18867.260000000002, "end": 18869.260000000002, "text": " She's just laughing, she just goes,"}, {"start": 18869.260000000002, "end": 18884.74, "text": " I hit you with the flare by accident when you were standing on the edge of that icy"}, {"start": 18884.74, "end": 18886.74, "text": " Pressure"}, {"start": 18886.74, "end": 18890.74, "text": " You fell like you're 90 meters to your death"}, {"start": 18892.74, "end": 18895.74, "text": " Wondering why I fell, I thought I tripped or something"}, {"start": 18895.74, "end": 18897.74, "text": " Dude, get better aim"}, {"start": 18897.74, "end": 18899.74, "text": " No"}, {"start": 18899.74, "end": 18901.74, "text": " Get better aim dude"}, {"start": 18901.74, "end": 18903.74, "text": " It's Halo"}, {"start": 18905.74, "end": 18906.74, "text": " Oh my god"}, {"start": 18906.74, "end": 18908.74, "text": " Oh wait what?"}, {"start": 18908.74, "end": 18910.74, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 18910.74, "end": 18912.74, "text": " No"}, {"start": 18912.74, "end": 18914.74, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 18914.74, "end": 18916.74, "text": " No way!"}, {"start": 18916.74, "end": 18918.74, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 18918.74, "end": 18920.74, "text": " You got got moves!"}, {"start": 18920.74, "end": 18922.74, "text": " I cannot hit her!"}, {"start": 18922.74, "end": 18924.74, "text": " Melee"}, {"start": 18924.74, "end": 18926.74, "text": " Melee doesn't work"}, {"start": 18926.74, "end": 18928.74, "text": " That's right"}, {"start": 18928.74, "end": 18930.74, "text": " It's impossible"}, {"start": 18930.74, "end": 18932.74, "text": " Why is it 3v1?"}, {"start": 18932.74, "end": 18934.74, "text": " Why is it 3v1?"}, {"start": 18934.74, "end": 18936.74, "text": " Melee doesn't work, right?"}, {"start": 18936.74, "end": 18938.74, "text": " No, it does not work"}, {"start": 18938.74, "end": 18940.74, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 18940.74, "end": 18942.74, "text": " speedrun strats"}, {"start": 18942.74, "end": 18944.74, "text": " way way way good idea"}, {"start": 18944.74, "end": 18948.74, "text": " i can blow stick you out of the boundary"}, {"start": 18948.74, "end": 18950.74, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18952.74, "end": 18956.74, "text": " no it didn't work it didn't work it didn't fall off"}, {"start": 18956.74, "end": 18960.74, "text": " okay now i'm getting bullied"}, {"start": 18960.74, "end": 18962.74, "text": " another speedrunner strats"}, {"start": 18962.74, "end": 18964.74, "text": " ahhhh"}, {"start": 18964.74, "end": 18974.18, "text": " if I'm falling and I and I get hit by a glow stick in midair does it reset my fall damage"}, {"start": 18974.18, "end": 18975.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18975.18, "end": 18976.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18976.18, "end": 18977.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18977.18, "end": 18978.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18978.18, "end": 18979.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18979.18, "end": 18980.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18980.18, "end": 18981.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18981.18, "end": 18982.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18982.18, "end": 18983.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18983.18, "end": 18984.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18984.18, "end": 18985.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18985.18, "end": 18986.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18986.18, "end": 18987.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18987.18, "end": 18988.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18988.18, "end": 18989.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18989.18, "end": 18990.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18990.18, "end": 18991.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18991.18, "end": 18992.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18992.18, "end": 18993.18, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 18993.18, "end": 18995.18, "text": " Oh, there's a ball!"}, {"start": 18997.18, "end": 18999.18, "text": " There's a ball!"}, {"start": 19002.18, "end": 19003.18, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 19003.18, "end": 19004.18, "text": " It's like a weapon."}, {"start": 19004.18, "end": 19006.18, "text": " It's like a boost to your ragdoll."}, {"start": 19006.18, "end": 19008.18, "text": " Get on an edge or something."}, {"start": 19008.18, "end": 19009.18, "text": " Oh, what?"}, {"start": 19010.18, "end": 19013.18, "text": " That's really satisfying."}, {"start": 19015.18, "end": 19016.18, "text": " Where'd it go?"}, {"start": 19019.18, "end": 19020.18, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 19020.18, "end": 19024.18, "text": " It's like throwing knives in modern world fairs."}, {"start": 19024.18, "end": 19026.18, "text": " Oh, oh my god."}, {"start": 19026.18, "end": 19028.18, "text": " Oh, oh, my ball."}, {"start": 19028.18, "end": 19032.18, "text": " Oh, how come you're faster than me?"}, {"start": 19032.18, "end": 19033.18, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19033.18, "end": 19035.18, "text": " You pulled my hand."}, {"start": 19035.18, "end": 19037.18, "text": " You got your ball, Greg."}, {"start": 19037.18, "end": 19040.18, "text": " Two for one."}, {"start": 19040.18, "end": 19044.18, "text": " I yanked it out of your hand."}, {"start": 19044.18, "end": 19046.18, "text": " I took it out of your hand."}, {"start": 19046.18, "end": 19048.18, "text": " Oh my god, wait, you can."}, {"start": 19048.18, "end": 19049.18, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 19049.18, "end": 19058.62, "text": " oh there's two my ball my ball oh so close"}, {"start": 19058.62, "end": 19066.82, "text": " oh wait this can be the whole game why"}, {"start": 19066.82, "end": 19071.420000000002, "text": " did I do even the big oh wait I could"}, {"start": 19071.420000000002, "end": 19073.260000000002, "text": " have been a different color of all time"}, {"start": 19073.260000000002, "end": 19076.22, "text": " oh my god but there's outfits you can"}, {"start": 19076.22, "end": 19088.82, "text": " customize your character oh no let me up hey I think I cannot throw the ball"}, {"start": 19088.82, "end": 19112.9, "text": " more it's fuck oh oh oh what are you gonna do what oh my god a little bit of a"}, {"start": 19112.9, "end": 19124.24, "text": " makeover when you were coming around there was a wind up to that throw"}, {"start": 19124.24, "end": 19127.24, "text": " Oh, that was a real one."}, {"start": 19127.24, "end": 19130.24, "text": " Oh, this is something, man."}, {"start": 19133.24, "end": 19135.24, "text": " Wait, where'd it go?"}, {"start": 19135.24, "end": 19136.24, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 19136.24, "end": 19139.24, "text": " They got the Burton Ernie nose."}, {"start": 19139.24, "end": 19141.24, "text": " Where did they go?"}, {"start": 19141.24, "end": 19143.24, "text": " Where did the balls go?"}, {"start": 19143.24, "end": 19145.24, "text": " I wonder, I wonder."}, {"start": 19145.24, "end": 19147.24, "text": " Oh, is there anything under there?"}, {"start": 19147.24, "end": 19149.24, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 19151.24, "end": 19153.24, "text": " Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 19153.24, "end": 19155.88, "text": " I'm gonna I'm gonna make myself look like a"}, {"start": 19161.4, "end": 19164.66, "text": " Oh, oh, no, oh good trade"}, {"start": 19166.02, "end": 19168.68, "text": " Got mine. Well, I got the quarries head"}, {"start": 19168.68, "end": 19196.8, "text": " It's a very satisfying pit where it hits him in the head."}, {"start": 19196.8, "end": 19198.8, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 19226.8, "end": 19230.8, "text": " One fucking break away."}, {"start": 19230.8, "end": 19234.8, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 19234.8, "end": 19238.8, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 19238.8, "end": 19242.8, "text": " Oh my god, your character."}, {"start": 19242.8, "end": 19246.8, "text": " You really can customize a character. You have like a cool hat."}, {"start": 19246.8, "end": 19250.8, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I got cool hats. We're going to an anime convention this weekend."}, {"start": 19250.8, "end": 19254.8, "text": " I'm gonna wash her with my wife."}, {"start": 19254.8, "end": 19257.6, "text": " Wait hold on I need to work on my head"}, {"start": 19262.88, "end": 19264.88, "text": " Oh oh shit"}, {"start": 19275.6, "end": 19277.6, "text": " That's dying"}, {"start": 19277.600000000002, "end": 19279.600000000002, "text": " Oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 19279.600000000002, "end": 19283.600000000002, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 19283.600000000002, "end": 19285.600000000002, "text": " Oh, oh, what?"}, {"start": 19285.600000000002, "end": 19287.600000000002, "text": " Point blank."}, {"start": 19287.600000000002, "end": 19289.600000000002, "text": " Stunlocked."}, {"start": 19292.600000000002, "end": 19294.600000000002, "text": " Oh, this is crazy."}, {"start": 19294.600000000002, "end": 19296.600000000002, "text": " You know you can double jump."}, {"start": 19296.600000000002, "end": 19297.600000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19297.600000000002, "end": 19298.600000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19298.600000000002, "end": 19300.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, you can double jump this whole time."}, {"start": 19300.600000000002, "end": 19301.600000000002, "text": " You can double jump."}, {"start": 19301.600000000002, "end": 19302.600000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19302.600000000002, "end": 19303.600000000002, "text": " Wait, I wasn't able to double jump."}, {"start": 19303.600000000002, "end": 19305.600000000002, "text": " Wait, you're still here?"}, {"start": 19305.600000000002, "end": 19307.600000000002, "text": " Don't know"}, {"start": 19335.600000000002, "end": 19340.600000000002, "text": " Oh, you. I can't believe that."}, {"start": 19340.600000000002, "end": 19341.600000000002, "text": " You took it."}, {"start": 19341.600000000002, "end": 19342.600000000002, "text": " What if I close it?"}, {"start": 19342.600000000002, "end": 19343.600000000002, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 19343.600000000002, "end": 19344.600000000002, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 19344.600000000002, "end": 19345.600000000002, "text": " You were drowning."}, {"start": 19345.600000000002, "end": 19346.600000000002, "text": " No."}, {"start": 19346.600000000002, "end": 19347.600000000002, "text": " No, what?"}, {"start": 19347.600000000002, "end": 19348.600000000002, "text": " Nope."}, {"start": 19348.600000000002, "end": 19349.600000000002, "text": " The devs that are watching, they're like, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 19349.600000000002, "end": 19350.600000000002, "text": " Oh, damn it."}, {"start": 19350.600000000002, "end": 19351.600000000002, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 19351.600000000002, "end": 19363.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, I don't want to be that guy, but the devs, I'm just going to say it, you should make"}, {"start": 19363.600000000002, "end": 19365.600000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 19371.24, "end": 19372.960000000003, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 19372.960000000003, "end": 19375.24, "text": " All right guys, I got to get out of here"}, {"start": 19376.52, "end": 19379.140000000003, "text": " I got some sandwiches to eat that was a lot of fun though"}, {"start": 19380.320000000003, "end": 19381.840000000004, "text": " Yeah, I like this. I"}, {"start": 19381.840000000004, "end": 19385.260000000002, "text": " There there are a lot of club games coming out like weekly"}, {"start": 19385.56, "end": 19390.160000000003, "text": " So I will hit you guys up if you if that's okay. Yeah, I'm super down"}, {"start": 19390.16, "end": 19394.06, "text": " I think I think the next one is three versus one"}, {"start": 19394.72, "end": 19398.56, "text": " Homo long game one person has to defend and then three people have to"}, {"start": 19401.24, "end": 19406.04, "text": " And and then and then game after that one person has to be people have to rub them"}, {"start": 19406.04, "end": 19408.04, "text": " You sound awesome."}, {"start": 19408.04, "end": 19413.04, "text": " Is this in VR?"}, {"start": 19413.04, "end": 19422.04, "text": " And that's my time."}, {"start": 19422.04, "end": 19424.04, "text": " I had to get out of there."}, {"start": 19424.04, "end": 19426.04, "text": " I had to find a way to leave."}, {"start": 19426.04, "end": 19430.04, "text": " I'm going to send you over to my live stream."}, {"start": 19430.04, "end": 19434.04, "text": " I'm going to go eat another sandwich and a half."}, {"start": 19434.04, "end": 19437.280000000002, "text": " I'm gonna have a lot of fun and I'll be back tomorrow. Holy shit. Tomorrow's Friday"}, {"start": 19440.88, "end": 19442.88, "text": " Later y'all"}]}