you
I didn't say shit about Norway man, I didn't say shit about Norway.
I gave sentimental value four and a half stars like three months ago.
All I said is people love recommending foreign cinema, but if you say hey how about a foreign
movie that's not from Taiwan, Hong Kong or Japan, all of a sudden they go one second
I'm going to have to think about that.
I'm going to have to think about that for a day.
Wait, wait, wait, have you seen another round?
Have you seen another round?
You should see another round.
Another round is really good.
Have you seen Train to Busan?
Train to Busan is peak, man.
Actually, Bug Bite 666, you're fucking honest something.
I'm watching the celebration tomorrow.
Thomas Vinterberg movie from 1998 that kick-started dogma 95. Yes, sir
Shit is goaded. Let's go. Let's go
You see sentimental value. Yes, it's the first thing I said when I started the stream a minute and a half ago
It's the first thing I said
It was in the preamble, the worst person in the world, this is what I'm saying, I'm not
saying Norwegian cinema is not being the allegations and they only have one director.
But the line-up to recommend Norwegian cinema is also a line-up with Lars von Trier and
Joachim Treher quite long.
The line-up without them, not as long, I've noticed.
Who directed Let the Right One In?
That is peak though, but that's Swedish.
I don't know who directed it.
some dude named Lars, if I had to guess, or Henryk? Sven? Good, safe bet, man. Safe bet.
Thomas?
Can I say something?
No disrespect to the Thomases in the chat, but Thomas has so much more aura.
Thomas.
Fuck you!
Hi, my name is Thomas.
Okay, buddy.
Fuck you. Hi, my name is Tom. My name is Thomas
Okay, buddy. All right
My name is Tomas. Whoa, damn
Hey, anything the sense can come back on the hurricanes, I'm not really worried about all that I am reveling
Oh poor Quinn Hughes is little his little legs must be tired 43 minutes of ice time last night
And in a loss, oh and a double OT loss. Oh Quinn Quinn
Get in the cold plunge Quinn or Matt Boldy will have to score a hat trick himself
I hope it was worth it, Quinn.
I hope it was worth it while Mass Canuck ruining my wild.
I mean, he's literally your number one defenseman.
Matt Boldy's also pretty piqued.
Don't get me wrong.
Even though he played for Team USA, I kind of like Matt Boldy and it's 100% because he
looks like that kid who used to do like the Katy Perry Firework lip sync videos on YouTube.
If you look like the kid who did the Katy Perry lip sync videos on YouTube, you're allowed
to have one drink with Cache Patel in the locker room.
I said it.
it again. I'm good. You could double it and give it to the next guy. You could always
double it and give it to the next guy. No law against that. Who cares about the dolls?
I do. You guys ever seen on Autumn's Tale 1987? Charlie on Fed? Nope. No. No. Yes. It's
It's peak, man.
Movie's dusty as hell.
It's not dusty.
It's actually a beautiful portrait of a New Yorkan transition.
Samuel paying with a hat, with a bat versus Inspector Tequila, who wins in a fight.
You know I love about an Autumn's Tale, among many other things.
Bro hates Yankee opera and then the climax of the movie is literally what he complained
about.
Literally his 14th cousin asked him to dance dance with me dance with me and then he goes
out and has like a West Side Story style brawl.
Springsteenian. He did let the Broadway folks have it, man. He literally jumped the line,
pissed me off. You should get a babysitter so you can watch Michael. My wife is kind
on a Michael Jackson kick. No way. Well she's kind of, I think it's because me being born
in 1988, I kind of caught a little bit of the Comet's Tale with Michael Jackson. Some
of those songs he came out with in the 90s were still huge. Like I can remember seeing
the music video for like black and white and stuff like that and the premiere of the music
video for Scream. So like I can, I knew how big Michael Jackson was, even though I wasn't
really around in the 80s when he was at his peak of his popularity. But her being born
in 1992, she kind of missed it. So she's actually, she's been discovering Michael Jackson and
being like, I don't know if you know this, but this guy can really dance. And I'm like,
That's 100% true.
But it is funny kind of like not having seen clips from Michael Jackson in like 10 years
and then watching videos of him lip-syncing.
Sorry, but I mean that's not, that's not, you can't dance like that and sing that.
Not all of his performances are lip-syncing, but some of the performances of him on TV he's
lip-syncing.
And just out of nowhere he's doing like front kicks on the stage that have absolutely nothing
to do with the song whatsoever.
She told me her name was Billie Jean and she caused a scene and then he just like kicks
straight ahead like at a 90 degree angle right into the audience and you're like what in
the lyrics called for that right there?
It's called stage presence.
It's like when Dan plays a new roguelike and he's worried that if he doesn't stim for
five seconds people are going to change tabs like he's just there's a little
pause in between two lines of the song and he's like I better do the splits
right fucking now otherwise people are gonna vacate the theater
He would have loved Twitch.
Well, I'm not commenting on that.
That's controversial.
But we already played with those.
he actually would have loved Twitch.
Me pretending not to see Michael Jackson's message
in Twitch chat.
Michael Jackson typing, hi, NL, hi, Northern Lion.
Me looking at chat and my eyes visibly dilating
and then me looking back and going, oh, 2006,
October 13th, 2006, could have been Saw Two in here.
I think Saw Two might have come out around that time.
What badge would he have?
I'm not answering that.
I feel like there's a lot of different roads that could go down.
It does feel like this bit was just NL saying what he feels when using Michael Jackson as
a prop for it.
Origin, that's a lot of the humor is that.
You ever realize that everything in life is really an analogy?
I was thinking about that.
I was struck by what I'm sure is a completely original thought
no one else has ever had.
All art is just analogizing.
This makes me think of this.
Doesn't this remind you of this?
This evokes the same feeling as this.
Have you ever noticed that this is a microcosm of this?
The only way we can define anything,
whether it be a memory, an emotion, a taste, et cetera,
is relatively by comparing it to other things.
There is no base level meaning to anything.
Only, like, experiences are only given meaning
within the context that they relate to other things.
Very interesting thing, right?
That might not be true,
because sandwiches are pretty tasty,
even if it's not the best sandwich you've ever had.
I don't have to think about it, though.
Okay, Kamala, okay, but she was spitting when she said,
you think you fell out of a coconut tree.
She was right.
People hated her because the the kinds of people who say stuff like who cares if I spelled
it wrong this ain't school they got mad.
They got mad and said I don't really understand what that means.
And as a result it must be false.
It brings false to me.
I did fall out of a coconut tree.
I did watch a DBJ watching that Corey Booker press conference though where he keeps saying
where he, and I see so little content but I'm really glad that I saw this where Corey
Booker keeps going like he's at the Michigan Senate or whatever and he keeps going only,
oh I only agree with 90% of what she said so I'm not going to vote for her and you let
somebody else get in the office who you agree with on zero percent that dvj was like I did that
I did that
Who does he think he's talking to man there you wow librarian that was quick
I also did not and this is just piggybacking up DBJ's bits at this point.
I didn't know Corey Booker has like 15 tweets where he says like he's breaking up with sleep
and starting a new relationship with coffee and they all read like exactly the same.
I'm ending my relationship with sleep and starting a new relationship with coffee.
really hot. It's pretty good though. We can't have a millennial president. It is interesting,
right? I mean, this was my soft launch of my politics channel. I'm trying to think Obama
not a millennial, millennial coded but not a millennial. I think there is a chance we just go
straight from like the silent generation rate to like a gen, maybe a gen X president and then
straight to Gen Z. Who's we? Well I guess that's true. Canada, I mean I feel like we already had
had a millennial president. It doesn't get more millennial than Justin Trudeau, man.
A regrettable Halloween costume. And now he's going to say something foul about his relationship,
which is not fair. Don't put regrettable in quotation marks. It's regrettable. It's a
very, I mean, there's other words you could describe it, but I'm sure regrettable is within,
If you did a word cloud of the way that he feels about it, that would probably be one
of the biggest words in the word cloud.
You guys know Charlie Kaufman is 67?
That's fucking peak, man.
Red, have you really been on Twitch since the Justin TV days?
I honestly thought you were like 26 years old.
34?
Ah, same difference.
34? Ah, same difference.
Big ups to the 34 year olds. Sorry you had to hear that to all the 26 year olds or whatever.
That's a Starcraft Brood War guy.
That's interesting.
I should have known from the G-Man avatar that you were not in your 20s.
20-year-olds might have like a TF2 avatar, but I feel like the average 20-year-old in
discord, sorry, the punchline came into my head and it actually like, did DOT to me.
It did poison damage to me when the punchline appeared fully formed in my head.
Like the average 20-year-old's discord avatar is like a normal picture of germa, but they've cut like a little slit out of his eyebrow
They got like a germa fuckboy avatar or something like that or germa baby girl. There's a lot of germa baby girl avatars, too
All right, let's start the fucking dolls man
They're saying I'm a four and a half merchants on
on Letterbox. They're saying he gave Robocop, Throne of Blood, End and Autumn's Tale 4.5 stars.
Okay, well people keep recommending like movies that are good as fuck to me, man.
What do you want me to say?
Robocop is not fucking ass, man.
Throne of Blood is not the worst curisawa.
Rashomon is the worst curisawa, bro.
They really treated the only female character like the manosphere on Twitter is talking
about night shift nurses.
is foul, man. Should I watch a brief encounter directed by David Lean from 1957? I'm a little
different than the average motherfucker these days. I'm not the guy who's going to watch
a YouTube video to understand the movie. I need to watch a movie to understand a YouTube
video. A brief encounter. Bridge on the River Kwai. A lean night. The island of Dr. Javago.
Go for my dinner with Andre and said, literally added it to the list today.
When I was younger I used to think about money, now all I think about are memes.
Wall is Sean, that's my fucking goat right there.
When you call my name, it's like a little prayer, I'm down on my knees, I want to take
you there.
Can I say something?
I feel like this is the craft, man.
Last boat departs at 6 PM.
They're really angling for Jaws.
This does not.
Can I say something crazy?
Maybe they want Jaws, too.
Julie James, Julie James, Pet Cemetery, Peter Pan, maybe.
OK.
It's Mackay Pfeiffer.
Wait, is this not?
What did I say first? I said the craft.
The faculty? Wait a second.
Freddie Prinze Jr. Oh, is it just I know what you did last summer?
I knew it was in that 90s fucking era. Is it I still know what you did last summer?
I still know what you did last summer. That's crazy, man. You got it.
I still know what you did last summer.
Even ass movies had insane lighting back then.
I mean, Nick, you are not lying.
Look at this.
If this shit was on Netflix, I know it's easy points, but if this shit was on Netflix, how
fucking garbage would this shot look?
Look at the way they built a physical set.
They got the light porn info.
They didn't find it like this man, they didn't find it like this, this is stage, that takes
a lot of look at all the candles and shit.
Now they just fuck it, just shoot it on your iPhone, we'll change the channels in post.
Also they would have done a split die-up, their shot right here.
And just to score some points with the Cinemati, they would have been, oh check it out, oh damn,
all the letter box reviews would have been like, wow, there was really no reason this
movie had to go so hard with the split diopter shot. That's cool though. Okay, you should
see Lee Cronin's The Mummy then. Boy, do I have a fucking movie for you, man. Anyway,
give me a second here as we move on. He knows. I know, I ain't passed the bar, but I know
a little bit. Enough that you want to use my biopter to split. You haven't seen Lee
Cronin's The Mummy? He's right, you know. Morgan Freeman? He's right, you know.
Some loser on Letterbox would have said, in all seriousness, despite the score, we need
more movies like this. A decent, honest movie with some tough emotional moments and a few
laughs. Some astonishingly good camera work for such a small movie. Okay, but that's literally
my review of is this thing on directed by Bradley Cooper and of course starring
Will Arnett and Lord Dern and Bradley Cooper as balls that's my own review
echoed back to me and in my defense that movie does have some fucking
astonishingly good shots for a movie of its scope I think it's incredibly well
shot and I do think we have we need more movies like that even though I gave it a
three small movie but it's full of A-listers. Bro, Will Arnett is not an A-lister unless
we're talking about in the realm of podcasting. He's a B-lister, okay? He's known. He's not
an A, he's not Timberley Chalamet, okay? He's not Zendaya or something like, he's not Tom
cruise. He's a B-lister. He's Batman in the Lego movie. In the Lego movie. Anyway. Well,
most expect them to take Fernando Mendoza tonight. Who did the Raiders draft last time?
They had the overall, the number one overall pick. Bro, Jemarcus Russell. I would literally
watch the draft. Drew Bledsoe played at this Pac-10 school before he went number one overall
in 1993. In Steph Curry's first career playoff series, he helped the Warriors upset this 57-win
team that featured Andre Igwodala in the 2013 first round. Andre Igwodala, probably the Lakers,
right? Makes perfect sense. The azure and continental are made by Lincoln. One thing's
I... What the fuck? Oh the Bentley, Bentley continental. Why did I think Lincoln continental?
That's things. Can I say something though? It is not about Bentley, it's about Lincoln.
One thing that you would think, when I was a kid, the only people who drove Buick's were old
people. Same for Lincoln's. It's been 30 years since I was a kid. To this day, the only people I
see driving Buicks are old people. How is that? Like 30 years ago I would have been like well
eventually they're not going to be you know people that were 30 when Buicks were old people cars
are going to be old and they're like I don't want to be old I'm going to drive a I'm going to drive
something that's not a Buick but they're still they're still driving Buicks. I guess something
about like turning 65 has you really start looking at Buicks a little bit differently.
You'll be old one day and understand.
I mean it's true with Lincoln's too.
Whenever I see someone driving like a Range Rover, I'm like, I have no idea how old they
are.
All I know is that they don't give a fuck about the upkeep costs of that beast.
When I see someone driving a Lincoln Navigator, I'm like, give them a wide berth because this
motherfucker is easily 80 plus.
That's Tina Fey and Kurt Russell.
collar on Kurt Russell there. Richard Feynman's in celebrity mashup? The fuck is Richard Feynman?
Nobody on Barstool is going, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Richard Feynman and Enrico Fermi,
okay? That shit is not happening. You can delete Richard Feynman, the physicist who was part of
the fucking Manhattan Project at Los Alamos, New Mexico. You can delete him from the Daily Dozen.
That shit is going to get a zero percent. This is more your speed, okay?
One of this regional chain signature items is the three-way spaghetti topped
with their secret receipt chili. Secret receipt chili? You can't eat that. It's
got BPAs and a mound of cheddar cheese. Okay, there's only one chili restaurant
I'm aware of, and I do think it's served on top of spaghetti. Can I tell you
something crazy? Dropping my kid off at school this morning, I swear to God,
she made a gummo reference. And I don't know where she saw it, unless they're
watching it in kindergarten. We're walking from our car to the school,
and she said, Daddy, did you know some parents let their kids eat in the
bathtub? And I went, yeah, if you're gummo, and then she laughed. I went, what the fuck?
My kid just clocked my gummo reference.
Like what the hell happened?
Maybe she derived gummo from base principles.
With the actor's first names as the title, from 2010 to 2015, this free-form sitcom
starred the actress who played Sabrina the Teenage Witch and an actor known for a woe catchphrase.
With the actor's first names, with the actor singular possessive first names as the title,
from that it was the title from 2010 to 2015 but it could have been on the air for decades.
This free form, which it's a proper noun so this must be the network, sitcom starred the actress
who played Sabrina the Teenage Witch, who is probably not Melissa Joan Hart,
because she was really busy filming like God's Not Dead 4 during this time period,
and an actor known for a woe catchphrase.
So this is Keanu, this is Melissa Keanu.
Actor, and an actor, Melissa. Oh my god, it's Melissa and Joey.
I have no idea. I don't really know what this is. Joey is from Blossom. The Mayan Bialik
show and Melissa is Melissa Joan Hart.
All right, what the hell is Freeform?
This should have six seasons on fucking Freeform, man.
It was Freeform's biggest show.
Joey, yeah, yeah.
true that in his later years he would not carry a gun. I'm around too many children he'd say
they should never know of one. Okay bro you're the one who got into the mafia.
This 2009 documentary about Michael Jackson's prep for a Vegas residency that was canceled due
to his death grossed over 250 million. This is called like this is it. This is it Michael Jackson.
Pull it with Butterfly Wings, Chara Brock in 1979, oh I wonder bro, this is Richard Feynman,
yeah it's the Smashing Pumpkins, 50%. Cars was a tough one. Celebrity mashup, everybody got it man.
Is this it? Is better than this is it? I would say probably yes. I would say that the Strokes
Dabu album is better than the Michael Jackson concert documentary.
That makes sense to me. As good as it gets though,
Unk was crazy when he threw the dog down that elevator shaft. He says some stuff
to Greg Keneer that you can't take back. Nah man, maybe he's okay. Well, but how
How does Helen Hunt, it kind of stretches the bounds of realism when Helen Hunt falls
for Jack Mankelson in the movie.
And it's not because he's old and not well groomed, it's just like he's just not a good
person.
He's just not a good person in the movie.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm talking about as good as it gets from 1997.
He does do that thing with the sunglasses though.
Why don't you shut your cornhole and give me a chicken salad sandwich?
He's always saying shit like that.
He's always saying some shit like that's not, I don't think he says that, but you could
imagine him saying that in the movie.
He says stuff like that.
Great Nicholson.
I'm actually, I'm on a hot streak with impressions.
People liked the Gordon Ramsay one yesterday too.
It's kind of, it's kind of popping off.
It's kind of popping off lately.
They're saying I can capture the spirit of celebrities, if only for a brief instant.
Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is 24 today.
Who gives a fuck, man?
Charlie Kaufman, 67!
Fiction, pulp fiction, science fiction, historical fiction, literary fiction, kinds of fiction.
My very eager mother just served us nine pennies.
These are Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars in the fucking mnemonic to remember the order
of the planets in our solar system.
Oh my God!
Holy shit!
Types of steak?
A skirt steak?
A flank steak?
Maybe not.
Whammy.
Wait, Divo, Wham, Asia, Toto.
These are 80s pop groups.
I'm starting with four letter 80s pants.
You know the MJ1 where he puts his arms out to the side and goes,
I'm doing that one. I don't think I could do the kick, but I can do that one.
That was a really good connections today.
I mean, anyone else ever sing Cosmic Pinball
as your school musical?
Cosmic Pinball, take me away.
I want to fly through outer space, whatever you say.
It's a big electrical ride, and you'll be our guide
to adventure.
You don't know this?
I don't think it's kind of,
it's given a little bit of like waiting for guffman, but.
My ass did not go to the school plays, I was in it but it was like compulsory.
My teacher might have written it, and then every class, like the whole school sang the
Cosmic Pinball theme, like the fanfare from Cosmic Pinball, but then every class had their
own planet.
I can't remember what our planet was, which is crazy, but I do remember that we didn't
have to sing Venus goddess of love and I was so stoked because I was like in the fifth
grade I was like I don't want to sing a fucking love song to Venus bro that planet is stinky
It has to be S, man.
Has to be Samsung.
It took a shot from the fucking diving bell and the butterfly, man.
Has to be World War II.
There's no shot.
Can I say something?
World War II does not.
Well, you know what?
World War Two has a million searches on Google, but like a hundred million on Bing, because
that's the default on PCs that like old guys are using.
Like me, Apple's got to clear that.
It's got to be Apple over Narcissists.
Narcissists does not have more searches than World War Two, bro.
to Chinese has been trending up ever since ever since tip to tip. I gotta try it right.
Damn, this thing's, say Michael Jackson probably still gets more monthly streams than Paramore.
I'm not saying Paramore is not popular, but I mean it's Michael Jackson, man. It's gotta
be Michael Jackson. This is always a tough one, man. It's always because in December,
I do believe that you might be the most popular artist in the world, or at least one of them.
of December? I gotta try. I'm gonna go with Beyonce over Michael Buble.
Can I say as far as Vancouver celebrities go, I put Michael Buble close
to the top. I'm not really fucking with his music that much. Obviously he's an
amazing singer with a great voice, but he's way more of a real human being
than fucking Ryan Reynolds, as far as I'm concerned.
I mean, I don't think anybody's gonna disagree with that.
I just wanna say, like, if I'm putting my trust
in a Vancouver celebrity,
I'm putting it into Michael Buble.
Cause every once in a while,
he does something very relatable
and like crashes out during a call
to like a local talk radio show about the Vancouver Canucks.
And he knows what he's talking about.
Like, he's on r slash Canucks, man.
He did luck out that Pepsi named their sparkling water like after his last name
for sure. I do believe that Ryan Reynolds is not a human being. I believe that
inside of his solar plexus is a little alien with two levers that is operating
in a way to accrue as much capital as possible. But that could change, that
could change if he did like Van Wilder too. See, Kate's in Chad, Kate's saying she
owns all of Michael Buble's albums. I honestly, I support that. I'll never be
like oh I don't want to listen to Michael Buble. I think he's a good cultural ambassador at
least right now and if you're watching this clip in like 2035 and he like pressed the
button to nuke like the Vancouver Island community or something like that, I apologize
but I'm recording this in 2026 so I don't know. As of right now, as of right now he
seems fine. Anyway Beyonce is going to clear share. I think Jason Derulo is probably going
to be a little bit overshare.
Insane picture, man.
I feel like this is really tough for me,
because Justin Timberlake has the millennial nostalgia,
but he also has trolls.
Trolls is like if you don't have any five-year-olds,
like in your social network, you might not
be aware that trolls is probably like the third highest
grossing media property for the last 15 years.
Trolls is so good and I'm 33.
No, it's not.
That's insane.
You need to watch some, I didn't say adult movies,
but you need to watch the movies that are made for grownups.
Trolls is not peak.
It's the worst kind of jukebox musical.
I find it even worse than Sing and Sing 2,
which I don't have a lot of respect for those either,
despite their cultural cachet.
It's really good. I've seen all three films. Yeah, me too. You see you're fucking with Trolls band together
Trolls band together literally exists just to be like a vehicle for n-sync as trolls to sing a song together
That whole movie exists just so they could market it as being like we got them. We got the Beatles back together
Like are you trolling?
Yes, and okay, it's got fucking Zosia Mamet in it for like five seconds big whoop, bro
this ain't fucking Lena Dunham, okay? This is Troll's band together. They don't,
they don't have bangers. All of the songs are recontextualized from other media.
They have no original songs. Well, okay, I think actually they might have,
they might have like one or two original songs in the third one, but they suck.
Actually, they don't, because Better Place is not that bad.
That's pretty good. They had plenty of good original songs, whatever your 33
your favorite movie is, Troll's Band Together. I think Darulo clears. Really close though.
Probably go Justin Timberlake over Kelly.
I'm going to go creed over Kelly, it's just a great picture.
It's great that it's, if I may, it's four of the same guy.
just the same guy at four different times of his life. It is four dads. Should
you bake bread on a Sunday morning baking my bread? Probably Creed clears the
Home Depot. Real talk. Does anyone here work at a big box store? Because I have
an interesting question. I've never worked in a big box store. I applied for
Canadian Tire and did not get a call back along long, this is like 2005. Do they have,
is there like an app where all of these big box stores get their music from? Because everything
is so in-house and siloed. There's no way they're just going, hey store manager, like
pick whatever you want to listen to today. There must be like a man, they have a contract
with some kind of music service that is like for the next five years we are going to provide
your music to every single one of your stores. Some stores get a corporate playlist. We get
given Spotify playlists to play. Then the other thing is so like when you get given a Spotify
playlist to play, do you then have to pay and by you I mean you know Best Buy for example
Do you have to pay commercial licensing costs on that?
Because there's no way that they're just letting them fly.
There's a corporate Pandora where you get the license along with it.
Interesting.
To me, it seemed like it must be that.
Because I've never been in a store that is a chain and been like, wow, this song is really good.
So obviously every single one of them is tapping into the same way they all buy their food from
Cisco. If you go to a grocery store at like six in the morning, you just see all the Cisco
trucks outside of it. They must also be getting all of their music from like the Cisco of music,
essentially. If I have to hear Yamo be there one more time, yo, but like honestly the older
I get the more I'm like, it's kind of awesome that they were playing Michael McDonald inside
of the speaker city or whatever it's called in 40 year old virgin. It's kind of, oh wait,
we're not even done with this shit yet. Is it speaker city? Is it speaker city? It's
called something like smart tech. Yes, it is smart tech. Oh, what a picture. Speaker
City, I believe, is the store that Vince Vaughn owns. Yes, in old school. Thank you. Yeah.
John Appetot, really, he must have sat in a room and brainstormed a lot of electronic
stores that a single proprietor could own. Okay, Hamilton clears the amazing Spider-Man.
true. It's objectively true. The artist is going to clear the amazing Spider-Man.
Goldeneye is criminally underrated in this. Goldeneye should be considered, okay, I'm not
going to go so far as to say that Goldeneye should be up there with Hardboiled, but it should be in
the set, the class of action movies just below Hardboiled, because this is actually peak James
Bond once you get out of the 1960s but for some reason I think people have an
anti-James Bond bias for some reason and they just assume they'd like they
watch so many that they're like they all kind of blend together they should not
blend together. Goldeneye is as close as Bond has ever been to a masterpiece in my
lifetime and the rest of the Brosnan ones are not very good going all the way
to like pure isle dog shit in the form of Die Another Day but Goldeneye is so
good. Well I clicked on I knew it wasn't gonna be there but I clicked on it just out
of respect for it. Gold member is not even close to being as good as gold and I. Don't
be ridiculous. That's insane. Casino Royale is so much better. They're both really, really
good. They're both awesome. At any point when I was talking about gold and I, did I say fuck
Casino Royale Casino Royale is obviously also great
But Halle Berry she fucking sucks and die another day, too
There's there's lots of strong female characters in die another day that are fucking horrible
Madonna was a provocateur for like 50 years. She fucking sucks and die another day, too
But the fuck does she have a British accent? She's teaching fencing, bro. You're Madonna
Which Bond is the Mission Impossible 2?
There's like at least 17 horrible James Bond movies, so you can really pick whichever one
you want.
But Die Another Day is pretty close to Mission Impossible 2 in that it's at that weird turn
of the millennium where it's like everything's gonna be cyber. We're gonna 3D print a dude's face
and it's gonna like it's gonna be indistinguishable from if he actually looked like that but it like
it does not work well it doesn't anyway. But less motorcycles. Mission Impossible 2 is not good.
John Woo is my goat. Mission Impossible movies are really good. MI2 is really bad.
They both fucked up on that one.
Creamy and delicious silk oat milk.
Free from, yeah we know it's free from a lot of stuff.
It's defined by not being what it's supposed to be and I love it for it.
I don't know how much this is, which I guess is the game, but I mean like I don't know
how big it is.
It's three, three halves, so it's 1.5 gallons, six liters of old milk.
I would assume six liters of old milk would run you like 12, 9, 1299, 899.
Maybe it's not, maybe it's not a gallon and a half, because there's no shot that it's
going to be $7.99 for a gallon and a half of oat milk, right?
Think it just doesn't make any sense.
Did you see the senators sent that guy to Taiwan? Okay, no politics,
please. We're trying to talk hockey here.
hmm how about T-more less T-more less not getting a lot of cash a and globe low
lately 20,000 kilometers huh all right sweden
Not a gas car.
So fuck the moon.
The Gambia?
Sure, man.
Please fill out this field.
What do you think I am?
Grass?
Senegal?
We'll just go with Senegal then.
4,000?
Could it be Brazil?
Could it be Uruguay? Could it be Paraguay? Could it be Venezuela? Could it be Bolivia?
Could it be Colombia? Could it be... Oh, it's in the Guyana territory. That's adjacent.
Jay said, could it be, oh the one day I don't get Surinam first.
I always get Surinam number one.
Fuck you, Timor Lest.
You fucking fucked me.
The one day, wait, did you, that's so true.
It's kind of crazy, Canada's independence came in 1867.
That's based, man.
That's fucking based.
This shit is, this is a Nordic state, man.
This is Latvia.
Fuck you.
It's not a Nordic state.
This is Armenia?
This is Lebanon?
No, it's 3000 kilometers south of Armenia.
Are you Ethiopia?
You are Oman. You're Yemen.
South, no, just Sudan, Djibouti, every time, every time, every time, man.
It looks like a guy pooping.
Hang on, let me bring this back up.
I have to say I don't see it.
I see it, I see it.
He's hunched over.
These are, I'm assuming this is like, okay,
obviously this is his hair.
He's got like a cowboy beep-bop thing going on with the hair
or like a David Lynch.
And then like he's got a hoodie on.
So the poop can't be that bad
because he's still got his shirt on.
And then this would be his torso.
Okay, so this is where his body bends,
but why are his like knees so close to his chest?
He's on his phone.
No, man, I don't buy it.
Pants pulled up.
Well, these look like pants to me.
I had a shirt off dump in Singapore.
We went to a hawker center and I just went to one of the stalls and pointed at a dish
and then got the dish and ate it and then the next morning I, like, I think it's the
first time since I quit drinking that I had a shirt off dump.
Like it had been a long, long time.
What dish was it?
It said sambal beef.
Excuse me?
I think I told you, it was the, I mean it was the day that we had to fly to Japan.
And you said my breath smelled like my poop.
That's how you know your fucking intestines are fucked up.
The gas was going in the wrong direction.
It was tasty, I'm not going to lie.
Why would you need to take your shirt off?
Have you lived a full life?
You've never had a shirt off dump?
I'm not saying they're a fake shitter.
I'm just saying maybe you haven't been exposed to the same kind of environmental conditions that the rest of us have.
have. Sometimes you get on the toilet and you realize like you start to get sweaty and
you're like, this is a shirt off dump. Honestly, it sounds crazy, but it's like there's some
shits where you have to take your shirt off just so you can focus. Otherwise, it doesn't
feel right. It would feel like driving without shoes on. Some shits you need to lock in and
you take your shirt off and it sends a message to you like subconsciously that this is the
kind of shit where you need to lock in. So you're fully nude taking a shit? Yeah,
yeah, fully nude, obviously. I mean, what would I have on like a a boutonniere or
something? Obviously my pants are off. It's weird clarifying questions. Socks? It
I had just gotten out of bed.
I didn't have socks on.
Did you turn off the lights?
You guys, they're not real shitters.
You guys were right, they're not real shitters.
You can't turn off the lights.
If anything, you would have to turn the lights up even more
for a shit in which you take your shirt off.
They just don't get it man.
July 15th, 1988.
I was like almost out the damn oven, but not quite.
Paramount had a big movie starring Eddie Murphy from 1988.
It's a comedy romance.
Is it like coming to America?
How many romance Eddie Murphy this summer Prince Akeem discovers America.
I did the sequel y'all I'm bad the sequel on that one with the two in it.
By the way I need you guys to be strong and not go see a devil wears Prada too and you're
You're going to say why?
Because of the number at the end of the title.
Because I'm sorry, there's no way that they're
given interviews that they're like,
it just felt like the right time.
It's been 22 years.
No way, man.
They didn't need it.
Why?
I'm going to get so dressed up.
I mean, you could have fun.
I mean, I hate you for going to see it.
But like, I just want you to know that you're part of the problem.
I don't hate Stanley Tucci.
I hate you going to see a movie just because it has Stanley Tucci in it.
I better not see any two star reviews that are like,
this movie sucks and it's everything wrong with Hollywood still.
Stanley Tucci was baby girl in this.
I don't want to see that.
So many reviews are like, of movies that suck are like,
Yeah, this movie sucked. Everybody that was in it sucked, except, oh, my favorite actor or actress who also happens to be insanely hot.
They were good in this. They're innocent. Everybody else can go to hell.
I want Anne Hathaway to get paid. Bro, she was Catwoman. She's fine, man. She was Cosette or whatever.
I'm pretty sure, and gonna be alright, okay?
Ann's gonna be okay.
Meryl's gonna keep eating.
I wouldn't worry about it.
I'm trying to think about who else.
Emily Blunt, she's got that franchise money.
You're right a movie 25
A movie just been in theaters for 50 years
That's very faint Asia
I'm not gonna debase myself by clicking on an actor for a Disney movie from like 1941
Okay, so like I'll just start with the genre and then a tagline
line. Love comes to the forest. Love comes to the forest, folks. End to you in one of
the greatest love stories. That's Snow White, bro. That's not Snow White. She's got all
the birds and shit. Bonnie Dunnigan. Love comes to the forest, folks. End to you. One
of the world's greatest love stories. Robin Hood. Blank's tale unfolds from season to
season as the young prince of the forest. I have to be honest, I don't know fucking
anything about Bambi except that the shit happens to her mom at the start. And then
the damn I honestly I thought Bambi was a female deer this whole time and I've
seen the movie but I saw it when I was like I don't know probably like one
that's a doe I don't see any fucking horns what is this like a 10-point buck
No idea, man.
I thought I had something to say.
Oh, it's about taglines.
Love comes to the forest, folks.
Can I tell you something?
Let me get my phone out.
I don't know if a tagline has ever done a film dirtier than on Autumn's Tale, which
I watched today and gave four and a half stars because I thought it was peak chile unfat.
But here's the tagline.
And it's only going to make sense if you've seen an Autumn's Tale.
The tagline is, a story about a New York Chinatown cab driver who falls for a college student.
That's not what the movie's about.
At no point, first off, he is not a cab driver.
He does odd jobs, but mostly he works in a restaurant.
That's, I mean, for one sentence, half of the sentence just being factually incorrect
is crazy.
He does drive a car in the movie but that doesn't make him a taxi driver. He also gets driven around.
Okay Warner Brothers 9 million Clint Eastwood. It's an action crime thriller.
Probably like Dirty Harry 6 or something like that. What's the movie where Warner
Herzog has the monologue about how he likes Dirty Harry but he doesn't like poems? I have to see that.
Is that a Harmony Kareem movie? I have to see that.
I gotta put that. It's not Dad Grandpa or Shrek. Come on.
It is Julian Donkey Boy. Thank you. Thank you, Shloop. Julian Donkey Boy. Add it to the list.
It's not on criterion though, like that. Is it on? Give me a second here. Julian...
Julian Donkie Boy, it is all criterion, what the fuck bro, add, add to list right in that
way, no, I'm not in criterion, I'm in letterbox, of course it's on letterbox, it's a movie,
oh man, okay, that's embarrassing.
julian talky boy osmataz buck shake it is on criterion add to my list
saddest movie i've ever seen we take those at 5 45 a.m on the bike um
30 harry just learned a new game what's magnum force is the second one
Magnum Force, 30 Harry, 30 Harry, Magnum Force, okay it doesn't exist Force Majur, Force Magnum,
guys it doesn't exist, I don't know, that's the Deadpool, bro you look like Robocop,
Why are you holding the shit like a robo cop man? You're bad! Bad! Clint Eastwood is Deadpool.
Guy who just watched robo cop? Okay, but he's holding the shit like robo cop.
If you saw Robocop, you would get it. Bob Hoskins, 1988? Oh shit, it's Roger Rabbit!
My answer is going to put the long good Friday like a fucking idiot, man. And 20th Century Fox
starring Tom Hanks from 1988. Philadelphia? That feels like a 91 jam to me. A fantasy drama,
oh it's big or splash but it's big, 19th percentile motherfucker. Are we ready to have the conversation
that Tom Hanks in the 80s had the broccoli haircut?
He might be the first Zoomer.
He was mauging.
Well, he was, he was, he was good nature maxing.
Tom Hanks kind of the original stigma I would say.
Can you imagine it just like I know that Tom Hanks has kids, Tom if you're listening
I apologize but I think it needs to be said.
It's hard to imagine Tom Hanks fucking and making the fucking Tom Hanks face and saying
It's like dirty talking in his Tom Hanks voice.
It's like really hard to imagine Tom Hanks having sexual intercourse.
He's obviously done it.
He's probably fucking good at it, if I had to guess.
I can see him eating pussy.
In my head, I can picture Tom Hanks eating pussy.
I cannot see him fucking.
Well obviously he's done it, so it's a failure of imagination.
Why?
I don't know, just he has eating pussy energy, but he doesn't come across, he doesn't present
as a fucker.
Why are you thinking about this?
I don't know, because I possess the most powerful computer the evolution has ever designed,
and I'm using its myriad powers to come up with shit that I find novel and entertaining
on a daily basis
because we were all given a gift by the almighty and it would be uh... slap in
the face not to use it to its true potential
maybe that's why i'm imagining the ship
forest on
forest on by can only imagine is on and is a distinct entity from tom hanks
For his gump, I could see having intercourse,
but I can only see him.
I'm trying to think of the right way to it.
Like he's on top, but he's bottoming, if that makes sense.
Like I feel like he's,
yeah, and his eyes cross when he nuts, yes, obviously.
His eyes cross when he nuts.
Yes, I see forest gump is a submissive top, I guess.
That's a good way to describe it.
I have to think about that further.
I can do this.
It's Ryan Gosling, it's Albert Brooks to broadcast news,
and then you just stay there, because you're in broadcast news.
Why would you want to go anywhere?
I'm in Trello, man.
You got like video game miniboss head.
I mean that as a compliment, by the way.
I don't know what I'm doing down here in Drive.
Trying to get to American history acts,
But of course, mostly just trying to get this swanky.
Swanky.
Oscar Isaac has done some shit.
The Cohen brothers in American story.
And then I would be surprised if Francis McDormand was not
in that.
Really?
Francis is not fucking with the Cohen brothers?
Did I pick the right Cohen?
Probably go to shooting blood simple.
And then go back to Joel Cohen and then go to Blood Simple, a conversation with Dave Eggers.
And then we'll go to Dave Eggers.
We'll go to Gigantic, a tale of two Johns.
Fuck yeah, Ira Glass is in this shit. All of a sudden, I'm at Frank Black is in this.
I'm at the fucking, I'm about to get myself into Yo Letengo, bro.
I would get to you take Ivor Glass, but you'll let him go. We take Autumn Sweater to autumn in New York with Charlize Theron and then where it's where it's
Thank you. You give me Frank Black and then of course we take that the fight club. Okay, you're fucking pissing me off
Because he's in fight club. Frank Black is in fight club
He has a song in fight club. Yeah, that's his voice
If I went Albert Brooks to Finding Nemo, you wouldn't be like Albert Brooks isn't in it. His voice is a fish named Marlin.
You would be like, of course he's in it.
Lower your voice. Sorry. I'm sorry.
Fuck the magnificent Jacques Tati with with Frank Black.
What the hell am I doing here, man?
Oh, shit, REM. Are you here? REM poster? Probably go to REM in view 1988 to 2003. And then Andy
Kaufman to thank you very much to Jared. I got to see this Jerry before Seinfeld. That's
gotta be good. Guys, where are we going? Where the hell are we? Thank you very much.
The demon, a film about Andy Kaufman. Jerry before Seinfeld, this has like eight people
in it, bro. It's got Ed Koch in it. It's the most cursed filmography in human history.
Holy shit.
Maxi Dredd. Farron Hype, 9-11. Eddie, the Whoopi Goldberg movie. Okay, we can do something with that.
Damn, Ed Koch, kind of, he's getting his SAG card.
Give me the Muppets Take Manhattan.
Sir, the question was, is this your handwriting?
Sir, they are who's who?
The gang's a... I almost want to go back to maybe the start.
I guess I could go Elliot Gould. Isn't he in The Cable Guy? No, I got him confused with the motherfucker from Just Shoot Me Again.
Segal? That's the one. Okay, how do... So, Elliot Gould and George Segal, who I always get confused, are also in the movie about George Segal.
That's fucking insane. And then that lets you go to The Cable Guy.
Something's not right, man. This is a fucking simulation.
And then you go Ben Stiller, the French dispatch, he's not in that.
But Ben Stiller has been in movies with Owen Wilson, Starsky and Hutch.
Why am I going to the Royal Tenenbaums?
No, I'm not. I'm going to Wes Anderson.
Because if we could just find the French dispatch, that gets you to Francis McDormand,
which gets you to Nomadland, which gets you to Swanky, which gets you to David,
And then you just get out anywhere. Maybe an interview with God. Maybe you've made a huge mistake because now we're talking about
Charlie Dean
Charlie Dean of course most oh, she was in triangle of sadness. Okay
With and now we're getting to Ed Norden. I would say you go Woody Harrelson here
Dolly Dee
Or you could go to Zlatko Burrage to Bleeder
Don't watch it and then you could take Kim Bobnia to F1. Don't watch it
It's a word. We're really we're clearing out all of 2026 is two and a half star films as reviewed by me and
Then Brad Pitt and Ed Norden were in fight club together do watch it. It also has Frank black in it
Time
Fuck you F1's not two and a half. It's really bad. It's not a good movie. It is definitely not better than fight club
That's insane
It's actually a one, it's not a one, a one is pretty insulting.
I'm going to say that it's a two and a half because that's what I gave it.
Maybe I gave it a two, I can't remember.
Lawnmower Man was a one.
Lawnmower Man was a, I give it a one and a half.
The Discord respectfully requests you add aquafina
and chat hanks to your island.
I'm not taking any recommendations from people
who are suggesting what means to add
to my Tomodachi Life Island at 10, 15 a.m. on a Thursday.
That's ridiculous.
Add swanky?
What's the end game for adding swanky?
Okay, so now I've got swanky on my island.
When I see her, I go, that's swanky.
What's her catchphrase?
First catchphrase, I'm swanky.
Okay, what do we do when she gets level three?
I can't give her a van with a bucket.
Like there's no other characterization for swanky.
just a normal human being. You should work for Illumination Studios. Okay, you know what?
I have to say apologies to Bo Horvett. He always did write by the Canucks. He had that
one interview where he made the playoffs with the Islanders and said, I'm happy to be here.
This is the first time I've ever experienced an atmosphere like this. I'll tell you that
for free. I took that the wrong way, but he never, he never
disrespected the Vancouver Canucks audience. That's my
goat. I, JT Miller, Quinn Hughes, another night. They ate a
bite. Boy, I would love to go on the grouse grind with you,
okay? You ever find yourself, bro, let's go, let's go get a book
a table for two at Fable. Let's go get some brunch in the off
season, which started very, very early for you this year.
Vancouver Canucks under a hundred plus games played in his career
Pamela under
He's just a damn. It's like a funko pop or something man
And then Kira Carolina is Eddie lack I could do that a hundred percent
And then I just I mean Miko Ranton and played for you for like five seconds. I think
Dallas in the New York Islanders
That Dallas under a hundred games played in their career. I
Literally just have no idea
Because they've been good for so long that their young players have like 500 games already I
Don't I genuinely don't know I
Don't know I don't know I
Don't know I don't know
obviously why a Johnston and
And Jason Robertson have played more than a hundred games.
So I got to think about this.
Rangers and Islanders.
Am I crazy to think maybe Pat LaFontaine kind of suited up
for both?
That's the goat right there.
He's even wearing the classic Sabres uniform.
Under a hundred games played for the Rangers.
Absolutely no idea.
probably whoever they draft third this year.
Carolina and New York should be easy though.
Feel like I wanna say Doug Wade.
Got a little Stellarian sort of visage to him.
Have you noticed this?
Dallas?
Feel like maybe like Darian Hatcher?
Is this?
Okay, we've gone too far.
I'll settle for that.
Let's end the game there.
New stats, who we got? Bill Garen, okay that makes a lot of sense because it's
right. Kay Andre Miller, I, the most guest guy for both of the Rangers and the
stars, I've literally never heard of to be honest with you. I've never heard of
Perot, I mean I've heard of some Perot's, I've never heard of Hiery. Wasn't that
I have no idea. Yeah, mods you gotta stop you gotta stop ex-saint Jude here. What are you doing?
You all right, are you are you undergoing a mental crisis right now?
He's fine VIP and I
Mean he was chatting yesterday
Okay, they were chatting yesterday. Give me a second here.
Science user, St. Jude.
They were chatting normally. They were banned 10 seconds ago.
Let me see. What did they type?
Hmm, okay. They were saying Hamilton, Hamnitan,
3D printing from the original Mission Impossible.
And then for some reason, they just started putting a bunch of pluses.
Like a staggering amount of pluses.
Chatting in the car and got in a car accident.
I mean, here, let's slash unban.
Like St. Jude.
You're back.
No, man, they're just still putting pluses.
I mean, you got to respect that you would write back to, wait, wait, wait.
My cat lies on the plus and enter buttons all the time.
Just don't want it to create like, you know,
mom's just let him chill for now. Okay.
Just let him chill for now. They're all right.
Wait, you're right, you've got to hold shift to hit plus, or maybe it's a numpad situation.
Could be a numpad, numpad and enter, oh, the plus and the enter on the numpad are adjacent.
I think we let them chill.
They've been around for a while.
They've got a bubble shield.
Just chill, bro.
People are going to come into the chat and go, like, what's going on with this chatter
that just puts pluses?
Bro, that's ex-Saint Jude.
They're just, I don't know.
They just felt like putting pluses today.
Mind your own business.
Makes them feel more comfortable with our highly overstimulating chat environment.
ain't hurtin anybody who cares I know some of y'all watching this with those
bright blue headphones on you're gonna you're gonna ask me to call out same
Jude for typing their comfort letter in chat no shot man no shot Francis
McDormand you're so fucking real Francis McDormand a to H blood simple I
If I see him, I'll be sure to give him the, two months ago, this would not have been 10.9%.
This would have been like 8%, maximum.
Fargo would have been like 98%.
Weird, blood simple is coming way up and we're a big part of that wave.
Title size with IP, title size with QZ.
Women talking.
How the Starbucks barista looks at you when you order a large side is like the joke format
to be honest.
It starts with IP.
Francis McDormand IP.
IJK LMNOP LMNOP LMNOP.
She's been in movies bro.
Francis McDormand.
She's in burn after eating.
She's in Fargo.
She's in blood simple.
women talking. She's in three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri. She's in No Mad Land. 61%.
All right, we might have to do something about ex-Saint Jude. It's happening more often.
because here's it so I was kind of testing okay they had been posting the pluses more often
but then when I said we have to do something about it
they's the frequency of their posting went way down
there was a period there were like two or three messages a second
then as soon as I said we got to do something about this
This message is stopped.
This will be crazy if they died and that's like their head on the keyboard.
But also people are, what's not going to be good is that people are going to be like,
oh, I bet you regret saying that shit.
How am I supposed to know, bro?
How am I supposed to know if they died on the keyboard?
There's no way I could possibly know it.
not like I engineered the situation, couldn't have positive, I have no impact on it. I'm
merely making observations. There was a time we would talk about a celebrity on the NLSS
and then like a month later they would be dead. And then people would be like, I bet
you regret that shit you were saying about a celebrity. It's like, no man, I didn't
do that shit. That's what people's hearts do when they get old. It's coming for all
of us. The great unwinding.
Wait, really? Why are you... I don't know if it's even okay to ask this. Are you male?
Because if you're cut from the same cloth as a fellow like me, this is probably where
it goes wrong.
This is like the median cause of death for motherfuckers like us.
But there's myriad ways that the flesh becomes unbound from the Spirit.
What do you want me to list them?
Jared Leto starts with A to H. My so-called life, Jordan Catalano. We'll go Blade Runner
2049. Q to Z. People probably forgot this movie came out like last year. Wrong.
Pedestals with I to P, starring Jared Leto, starring Jared Leto, I to P. Mark David Chapman, the movie.
I don't know what the movie was called, where he was Mark David Chapman.
Natalie Portman, I to P, we go Lucy in the Sky.
Noah Hawley kind of fucked up that one, but that's okay.
A to H? I'm a big fan of closer on this one. 8.4%. Look, they're all so happy. They're all so happy.
It's just a movie about two happy couples that go out to dinner with each other. Those who know.
Pretty good movie though. All things considered. How about V for Vendetta?
And then, it's a funny fucking poster now, Jared Lido, he's in Blade Runner 2049, he's
in Tron Aries, he's in the Suicide Squad movie, he's in My So-Called Life as Jordan Catalano,
He's in Fight Club.
He's in 30 seconds.
He's in Panic Room with Dwight Yocum.
We can always eat more of this.
That's so real.
There he is right there.
Haven't seen Arco yet.
Kind of crazy that thin red line was the lowest percent.
I know Jared Lito was in there.
That makes sense, I guess.
I just saw Dwight Jochum live a few days ago, very encouraging news, honestly.
I'm great to hear that.
You know, the brains are not getting any better, okay?
Get used to it.
Dumplings.
A noun meaning a small mass of dough cooked by boiling or s-
Well, is it smaller or is it massive, honey?
Harmonious.
A adjective meaning having agreement among musical components.
It doesn't have to be musical.
Emerge.
A verb meaning to become manifest.
Silly.
Adjective meaning post the emote dandelion a noun meaning
Yep, there it is
Police
A noun meaning the Department of Government concerned primarily with maintenance of public order
Safety and health and enforcement of laws and possessing executive judicial and legislative powers. I think there must be some mistake
That's not the definition. I'm used to
Posada, a noun meaning an in in Spanish-speaking countries.
The word originates from the Spanish poser, meaning to lodge, derived from late Latin
posada.
Posada?
Jorge Posada, former second baseman for the New York Yankees.
Paleozoic, a adjective meaning of related- Paleozoic.
He was a catcher?
Whatever.
Who played?
Oh, I was thinking of Alfonso Soriano, my bad.
Acutely.
Adjective meaning
Dibilitate a verb meaning to impair the strength
He was left field who played who played to be for the Yankees and Chuck Knoblock
Robinson can now before that before Robinson can now
Mark Texiara, before Mark Texiara, Soriano definitely played some 2-B, look at this
C, bro was moving all around the field and now they're like Soriano was in left field,
they don't know all star baseball 98 like me.
Torturous, an adjective meaning very unpleasant or painful.
Torturous.
Orchids, a noun meaning any of a-
Susan Orlean.
Aversion, a noun meaning a few words.
a fee.
Coffee Clutch. A noun meaning an informal social gathering for coffee and conversation.
Coffee Clutch is a German term formed from coffee, meaning coffee and clutch, meaning
gossip.
Coffee Clutch.
Fuck!
I really thought we had coffee clutch.
Are you gonna watch Myland Kicks? Nick, are you here? How did you see Myland Kicks?
pissed me off you you reviewed it and said 2011 wasn't real open parentheses I
was 12 years old how the fuck did you review mile-and-kicks already where did
you watch it you weren't at a fucking film festival at Oceaga or some shit like
that is out in Montreal they don't live in Montreal okay so how the fuck did you
see it how the how the fuck did you see it man so I'm asking you you weren't
You weren't fucking there when Apologies for the Queen Mary came out.
You weren't fucking there in 2005 when I'll believe in anything by Wolf Parade dropped.
You probably discovered the Arcade fire because of where the wild things are trailer.
You weren't there when Funeral dropped and Pitchfork Media gave it a 9.6 out of 10.
You don't know shit about islands.
You know the unicorns.
You know you weren't there when they spun it out into islands and Rough Gem dropped and
And don't call me Whitney Bobbie Dropped.
So how the fuck did you see it?
Wrath.
A noun meaning strong vengeful anger or indignation.
Literally it's the ending of 7.
That's the ending of the movie 7.
If you haven't seen it by now, fuck you.
Shit came out 32 years ago, 67 years ago.
So how do you have it even told me how have you seen it?
I'm 41 in Canadian, this is the first crash out I completely relate to.
They don't know if they went there, they weren't there, they discovered Owen Pallett in retrospect.
They didn't see him play the entirety of he poos clouds at Oceaga
They didn't see they didn't see final fantasy play at hillside bro. They didn't see it
They didn't see handsome furs at north by northeast
They don't know shit about OBJU
Anyway, why are you yelling it's Canadian Indie Rock from the mid 2000s, bro.
Damn, those taking a minute today, huh?
Having a good time though.
You guys fucking with library voices?
Whatever happened to library voices, man?
Anyone hear from Regina?
His library voice is still playing.
Kinda.
You know.
No, nobody knows.
What are you talking about?
It's Western Canadian indie rock from the year 2009.
What happened to Japan Droids?
They just, I think they were like, we're out of music, so they broke out.
They kind of got the good ending.
It's a potato bun.
It's a potato.
It looks good.
It looks like it's from Central Europe.
This shit definitely looks Austrian to a guy like me.
Maybe it's from France.
That's just potatoes.
Yum.
Eraserhead ass.
When your friend says, hey, you've got to meet the baby, like, what is obscene?
Thank you for saying that.
That's exactly what I'm saying is obscene.
I mean, he's got Garam Masala, so I'm going to try India, I suppose.
Orders it to the Northwest.
I'll try Pakistan then.
Charga.
Sure, man.
I mean, that's what meat looks like.
I can't really be mad at the country for that, but bread, sultanas,
glass-aid cherries.
Say, this is from France.
Ooh, that's hot.
Ireland?
The fat rascal, huh?
From Scotland, the United Kingdom.
Sure, man.
I'd yum it.
It's bread.
We're really running out of foods, huh?
Yeah, baby, you really are a fat rascal.
I have to say,
puffer ties look pretty fucking good, man.
Yankee pancakes.
Broncos versus raspabal.
Very similar sort of dish.
I mean, I think I think I would like them both. I think I would like this one more. I at least they're close
Have a telly is pretty fucking good, but then on the other hand this one lets you go mandal cub mandal cub
Something about the bread is scary to me man and the sauce like what this
It just doesn't, it looks, it doesn't look right.
Just doesn't look right.
But this is like, this is nothing.
I think it's got to be that.
Beef chow fun versus caranto.
Go with noodles and beef mixed together.
Kusaya, but it is from Japan versus, I would say, not to give anyone a complex, but the
kind of stool that would have you googling.
That's a Google-able stool, for sure, and at the very least you would be like, you would
type in the Google smooth red stool?
is red and very smooth. Plump red smooth stool. I mean this just doesn't look good,
no offense. I mean there's problems with this as we've discussed, but Agadasha Tofu is pretty
fucking good. It's the dominant form of tofu that exists on planet Earth. Fallow appears to be
baguette and tripe or shredded ham, just a shredded ham salad. Let me go with the
tripe on that one. Hargao versus Budejigae. Budejigae one of my least
favorite forms of Korean food. I'm not saying that I am in the right on that one.
A lot of people really seem to like it. I guess I'm just a different kind of beast
that doesn't like my soup to have craft singles and cut up hot dogs in it or
whatever. So I'm going to go with the dim sum instead. Kamsa vs. Pasaha apam. Are you
a bread? Rice and dal grind into a smooth batter after fermenting. It's steamed. We
go with the other one. Crush the average at least.
What's going on with ex-Sane Jude?
They're just, they're plus posting for some reason.
How high would you draft Jordan Love?
I gotta start thinking about fantasy football again.
Last year, I lost in the quarterfinals.
I'm pretty sure it's cause my quarterback room
consisted of CJ Stroud, Shadour Sanders.
I mean, I drafted Anthony Richardson.
In hindsight, probably not something
you would really put the high priority on for the 2025, 2026 season.
I mean, I don't think he's QB1.
QB1, you still got to give some respect to probably like Josh Allen, right?
And you probably, I mean, it's an interesting season for Lamar as well.
You got to think about it.
That's true, I did have Kyler Murray for a while too.
I got to play the waiver wire a little bit more this year.
We also need to find a replacement for oven heat oven heat. Can I say oven heat got off
easy for getting into the 12 person fantasy league and then not even drafting and never
setting their roster. We could have held oven heats feet to the fucking fire a little bit
more. There are people who would have beaten the door down to be the 12th member of the
fantasy football league. Okay. But it was kind of awesome when you needed like a win
to get into the playoffs and you're like oh don't even worry about it I'm playing ovenheap
the guy who we drafted for and just gave him the people with the funniest names but then all of a
sudden Shaba Hubbard is is putting up like 240 yards a game or something like that and you're like
what the fuck turns out football players with humorous names are oftentimes like really
really, really good at football could be a could be a viable strategy. We can
recreate it in aggregate. Don't even talk to me about Ladd McConkey. I traded him
for Kyler Murray and Marvin Harrison Jr. Marvin Harrison Jr. Bro, got like a
appendicitis or something and then decided he just didn't want to play for
the Cardinals anymore.
It was like, I gotta tell me, I'm gonna miss this game.
Also, I don't see myself coming back for the rest of the season.
I don't know, man. The hotdog was pretty good.
Cheesy chips with no cheese or pie crinkle chips, peas and gravy.
I mean, at least this is kind of like doing something.
There's no cheese. You can't be voting for that with no cheese. That's false advertising.
Cheeseburger with onion and brown sauce versus Moroccan beef kefta on skewer.
Looks pretty bad, but better than this, I think. Neverminds.
Roast potatoes with beef and gravy or hot dog.
I mean, if this is what it looks like in the picture, I don't want to know what it looks
like IRL, man.
You just keep that shit in the bun as far as I'm concerned.
Sunday roast, I'll go with a beautiful Sunday roast served in a Yorkshire pudding versus
bread with...
Listen, I could get down a little bit with some of the central European cuisine, but
the slice of bread with red onion on it is kind of crazy.
Wolfies plant-based tenders versus hot dog.
So there's a wolfie, I have one problem for you, okay?
Piece of actionable feedback.
The tenders look like fish and chips.
The fake chicken looks like real fish.
Something to do with the breading is not quite right.
It's more of a battering.
The hot dog honestly looks fine.
For five pound 70 at the World Cup.
I mean, that's the World Cup.
That makes sense to me, but I mean,
this is obviously a little bit more ambitious.
Five pound 70 for a hot dog.
Bro, it's you went to the,
I can't be getting baited by this.
You went to the World Cup.
You're at the World Cup.
That's like getting DoorDash to space and being like, what do you mean it was like $10,000
for KFC?
Like, you're at the World Cup.
Of course it's going to be expensive.
5 pounds 70 for a hot dog at the World Cup.
It seems almost a stare.
Salt and pepper munchbox versus mustache pretzel with a cactus lemonade.
Now we ain't doing all that.
It should be cheap because you spend a lot on the ticket.
After all this time you still don't understand capitalism.
The prices will be set and what the market will bear.
Millionaires are in the stands.
They don't give a fuck about paying five pound seventy for a hot dog.
They can charge five pound seventy because there's millionaires in the audience.
It's got to be pie chips and curry sauce
Cheesy chips looks really bad
Like insane and not just because it's unmelted. This looks like this is not cheese. This is like
Daya dairy-free cheese and this is what it looks like when it melts
This looks pretty horrible, but better for sure
Chips and curry sauce looks pretty good.
Sausage baguette.
It looks like something you'd make at home, which is maybe where you are considering what
we're looking at here, but pizza slice.
Pretty bad.
Okay.
It's hard to parse this one.
and a can of Pacifico for £20.45 at the Dignity Health Sports Park. Would you describe this
meal as being emblematic of the values of dignity or health? Chips and a beer? So the
price is obviously obscene. Can I say something without making you hate me? It pisses me off
people will buy this and then complain about the price as if the price is like not on the
menu when they ordered it. Like you had an opportunity to engage in an act of quiet rebellion.
You said like, fuck you. Like it's, I find that a very impotent sort of rage to be like,
can you believe how much I paid for this? Like that seems crazy to me. That being said,
the pizza is really bad. I think we gotta go for the pizza. Easy Scranner.
Oh boy beer the stadium's around 20 bucks. I hear you man the Canucks games
it was like we came like 23 bucks for a 20 ounce beer maybe 24 ounces so it's
kind of like two beers but still I was when I was like you know what I could
never come to a game ever again. How would you like that Francis? Mr. Aquilini? And then I'm kind
of like still on that shit and I was fucking living large this year not seeing that on ice product.
Ended up being a great tactical decision executed at like the perfect time.
What do you mean? Bando bro. We haven't even done thrice yet. We haven't even done kind of hard golf.
A Doppler-like effect of light from distant galaxies that are moving away from us, that's
a redshift, bro.
Shredded Rallston was the original name for what's cereal with rice corn and wheat versions.
Rice Krispies.
The classic shooter Doom was modded into an original video game that was packaged with
what general mill cereal in the 90s?
Happen Crunch?
cross cereal. Oh, it's Chex. You'll have to forgive me this one. Chex is not as big in
America as it is in, or it's not as big in Canada as it is in America. I've seen Chex
here, but like it's, Chex is not in the top five cereals for sure. I mean, you got, you
You got Kashi-Golene Crunch, Lucky Charms, Old Meal Crisp,
America fuck them with Old Meal Crisp,
Old Meal Crisp is pretty good.
It's not top five here either.
No honey bunches of oats.
Honey Nut Cheerios are pretty fucking good.
I don't really give a shit about regular Cheerios,
The honey-nut Cheerios and the apple cinnamon ones, pretty fucking good, man.
In American Sign Language, the only two letters of the alphabet that require you to make a
hand motion are Z and what other consonant?
Let's say Q.
That's a weird one.
Still one of the least used.
Which letter didn't become a regular part of the alphabet until the 1600s?
I'm trying to think of the scrabble letters that are like worth the most.
Q, J, X, X.
When it's pronounced that all, what letter usually sounds like an H in Spanish?
Okay.
Okay, we take those.
St. John's is the capital of what Canadian province whose population is confined almost entirely to a certain island?
That's Newfoundland.
You might say, well, actually, big ups on to thrice for putting Newfoundland and Labrador,
that is actually correct because you were probably going to say I thought it was just an island well
Newfoundland is but don't forget about Laborador I don't know if that's how it's spelled but I
imagine they did their fucking checking you don't know shit about the fucking gaspapin in Sula
bro it is spelled like that that's crazy you know 2023 track dissing her cheating ex Gerard pk
Okay, what monomamous, what monomamous pop star saying he traded away a Ferrari for a
Twingo?
That's Shakira.
Can I say something?
I shouldn't say it.
Oh goodness, I don't, I think if you're 50 years old, it's beneath you to be making a
diss track to your ex-husband or your ex-wife for that matter.
strikes me as I don't want to I don't want to imagine myself at like age 22 and
then seeing like a news article that's like my mom just dropped a diss track
like I'm trying to establish myself in the world she's literally 49 oh I'm
just saying
whatever happens to the best revenge is living well I mean she got that Zootopia
money, bro. Don't need to be making a diss track to Gerard P.K., but did Gerard P.K. make a diss track
the other way?
Yes, well then, all's fair in love and war.
Wasn't as good. Yeah, but how many World Cups issue one or whatever? Sort these artists by their
all-time streams on Spotify starting with the most. Alright, so this is going to be bad, obviously.
I think that Bad Bunny has the fewest streams because he, to me, is the newest member of
the popularity. Taylor Swift been building views for 14 years. Ariana Grande, I don't
encounter her too much. I don't encounter her too much, but I believe she's popped.
The weekend for a while was the biggest artist on Spotify. It would not surprise me if he
actually has more streams lifetime than Taylor Swift. I'm not 100% committed to this. I'm
not married to this take, but I appreciate it. Oh, thank you. I already know what it
Oh my god.
It's a sandwich from a bakery that puts a pickle in the tray.
100% A.
Hopefully you got yourself a sandwich.
I'll have two sandwiches.
Thank you.
It's so warm in here.
I have my heat on because it was cold.
It's so cold.
Well, you can turn the heat on.
It got to be the coldest thing.
I think I just lost some aura for having the heat on in my office.
It was chilly down here when I came down.
I think...
Well, let's start with the obvious.
I have no fucking idea, but I'm just gonna send it like this.
Okay, okay.
I would swap those and then it's, I think,
let's put Bad Bunny at three and Travis Scott at the bottom.
Oh, Bad Bunny at two, I had no idea, man.
I don't hate Bad Bunny.
I literally, with God as my witness,
I thought Bad Bunny debuted in like 2022.
So I thought that obviously Taylor Swift has had like four times as much time in the spotlight.
He might have.
2015, one thing, okay, Taylor Swift number one, Bad Bunny number two, probably tragically hit number three.
Weekend four, Ariana Grande five, Ed Sheeran six, number seven, probably got to be Kim Mitchell, if I had to guess,
or maybe like Doug in the Slugs or something like that.
blue rodeo. I may not share his political values, I'm guessing, but I'm sure Paul Brandt
is somewhere in here. There's a lot of people in Alberta.
social scene in there for sure, man. Jan Arden? Yeah, Jan Arden, Amanda Marshall, Biff Naked.
Biff Naked's got to be up there. Olivia Rodrigo may be in there. Listen, nobody asked for my
opinion on this because clearly I'm out of touch. I'm not echoing consensus, which is
very highly prized these days. Number one, in my current pop star power rankings, it's
Chapel Roam. Number two is Olivia Rodrigo. Olivia Rodrigo, she's been putting out some
bangers. Bad idea, right? Get him back. Vampire. These are good songs. Dua Lipa? I got nothing
against Dua Lipa. If you want to listen to a song about like how fun it is to dance or
whatever like that. It's just not, it's not really the wave that I'm on.
Don't type LOL just because you, you'd think that I'm going to get in trouble
for saying it. I've got nothing against Dua Lipa. She's been to the UN.
I've never been to the UN.
Silent about Sabrina? I'm pro-Sabrina Carpenter, moderately pro-Sabrina Carpenter.
I've never heard a Sabrina Carpenter song that to me hits the same combination of like catchy and hooky,
but also having an emotional effect on me as something like a casual or something in that vein.
But that doesn't mean Espresso is not a good song. It doesn't mean House Party is not clever.
Clever doesn't mean please please me doesn't have a hell of a chorus
That's the Beatles I do love talking about the Beatles
Well wouldn't surprise me if I said please please me instead of
Please please please why the fuck they serve in the Queen of Mon upside down at Nemesis hard nut first off
The hard nut is in Vancouver right now on vacation.
Get it twisted.
Streamers know everything about your personal life and they are your best friends.
If nobody got you, I still got you.
Thank you for taking our advice and getting a Lee's donut from the Grandville Island location
and not just being like, well, I'm in Metro town anyway, so I'm going to go to the Lee's
pop-up.
You went to the right location and you were rewarded with a sublime honey dip donut.
I have to tell you, literally in the last three months, something happened in Vancouver.
I'm not even, I'm not putting on airs, I'm not being facetious.
They started flipping the Queen of Mons in Vancouver.
They used to serve them with the crown at the top.
And then I don't know if there was like a mandate
or something that they sent out,
but sometime in like February,
they all flipped them so the crown was on the bottom.
I'm glad that you've noticed it as well.
I don't know what happened.
You got Queen of Mons opinions?
I am a believer, I know that like, listen,
We're a little late, we're not early adopters here.
The Queen of Mon is going to be the pastry of the late 2020s.
If you live in a part of the world that has not yet had Queen of Mon's been placed in
the bakery case side by side with the croissants, the Queen of Mon is on a fucking wave right
now.
Invest early.
It's been around for like 10 years.
I'm pretty sure you'll find there's probably a recipe in a bread and cookbook from like
the 13th century about how to make Queen of Mon's.
If you want to be pithy about it, you fucking hipster.
But these are now, food trends are not necessarily some shit that was invented like last year.
It's some shit that like a food network personality discovered on a travel show where they went
to Brittany, okay?
They're going to take North America by storm.
Get ready.
And you were gonna, if you don't buy early in the Queen of Mon, don't say I didn't warn
you is what I'm gonna say.
say I didn't warn you. Just a higher percentage of people who are gay and cohabitating with
a partner or spouse. I would think that it's Oregon. Higher percentage of people on public
insurance. Raleigh, North Carolina. Higher percentage of days with wind speed over 10
miles an hour. Be fucking for real. How would I possibly know that? Assume because windy
is Falk right here, whatever. I don't know how windy it is in Kampala, Uganda. That's
a crazy question. Absolutely no concept. Higher percentage of workers employed in the arts,
I'd probably say Los Angeles. Higher percentage of people who are Gen X, bro. Denver strikes
me as possibly the most Gen X city on the planet. Can I get a check on that?
that. Somebody go check for me if Denver is the most Gen X city on the planet. I think
it's where all of the people who were like 34 when they legalized weed in Colorado moved.
Negative I live there. I guess you're saying because you're not Gen X, but I already knew
you weren't Gen X because you're watching the stream. If you were Gen X you would be watching
probably like Back to the Future right now or like a video essay about like all the things you
missed in Ferris Bueller's Day Off or something. You just see the smile, the involuntary smile
creep across my face. It's just so much fun to just poke a little bit of fun at the sacred cows of
Gen X. All the movies that they grew up watching well both of my parents who had entered the
workforce I got home from school at a quarter after three but mom didn't get home until five so
there were 105 minutes every day where I had to look after myself and all we ate all the popdarts
came in aluminum bags. They won in chat if your popdarts went in the toaster too in chat if you
just ate them right out of the refrigerator. I don't hate them. I just love to make fun
of them. I just poke fun of them a little bit. Not even make fun. Just to observe their
trends and then parrot them back at them. What kind of pop-tarts did you guys have? The confetti
Sparkle sprinkle ones the ones with the rainbow sprinkles on them and the vanilla icing
That's strawberry filling. Yeah, I had a lot of those growing up for sure
I haven't had a pop cart since I'm gonna guess the year 2000
Dad bought better in hours I
I was and I never talk in Howells chat because especially during fleets, I don't want to throw off the vibes because he's I it's like
Trying to heckle like Dane Cook in the middle of his most famous comedy special or something like that
Like you don't interrupt a master at work
Okay, but I was watching him a little bit during his sub-a-thon and he went to YouTube and in his sidebar
It was a librarian video where I'm talking about like DoorDash or something like that
And I didn't say anything, but then he mentioned like me when I'm watching when I'm eating my door dash and then this video
Comes up in the sidebar and then I just typed what the hell and chat and then I closed the tab because I got scared
Sometimes this also happened like I it's getting really hard to convince me that I'm not the main character of this planet because I had
Chibri stream up and I went away for like hours
I came back and he had raided sandwich and sandwich was talking about the cruise and she was saying like oh
NL should make merch that's like I got pregnant on the NL cruise
He has he's like likable enough that he could get away with it and then her fucking stream went down and
Everybody in chat was like NL got you and L got you and I had to restrain myself
Myself from typing like just a smiley face in chat
I thought about how impactful it would be to just put a smiley face in chat at that moment and close the tab I
Didn't I didn't because I didn't want to create an incident or anything like that, but
It could have been a crazy moment
it. The aura of farming would have been insane, but instead I just talked about it, which
gives you like much of the aura but without taking the penalty. But I was also like, I
had to remember what website I was on. I was like, if I type a smiley face, there's like
a hundred dumb motherfuckers who would be like, wait, NL probably actually did take her offline.
They would have no understanding of the concept of misrepresenting a situation for comedic
purpose and would be like whoa, he what? Anyway, who cares about them? You know.
Somebody's got it. It's not me, obviously, but I hope somebody does so they can get
out of whatever sorry situation has them acting like that.
Play some catfishing. I nominate Dan, that's a good idea.
Dan is an empath, to be honest. Thirteenth century books in Latin works by Thomas Aquinas.
There was a point where I knew this. No, I never knew this. I never knew so much theologica.
I think I was thinking of Thomas Paine, man. Characters in the Midsommar's Night's Dream.
Who is a fictional king?
Bro, that's Hecube, that's Oberon, whatever.
Get that filth off my screen.
101 Dalmatians, female characters in film, fictional kidnappers.
Cruella DeVille, man.
2019 video games about birds.
in England? Untitled Goose Game. 15th century because I didn't say anything. I know you
were waiting for me to give an opinion on Untitled Goose Game. I didn't say anything.
of the traitors of indigenous genocides in the Americas.
Cortes, Tomas de Torquemada.
I'm gonna say it seems like a bad dude.
Barbadian brands, drink companies of Barbados.
Rum produced in Barbados.
You're, drink the rum in Malibu, we call it Malibuja.
coconut flavored liqueur 17th century Anglo-Irish people and in my head I
could just hear Michael Stipe Anglo-Irish people now would they be holding hands
Libby can you weigh in on this Anglo-Irish people holding hands
Well, no, not so much, maybe some of them maybe.
Some of them maybe would be holding hands, 18th century Irish male writers who were political
writers and novelists and English satirists.
I mean you always got to hit them with a Robbie Burns, Jonathan Swift.
Can we get some fucking Farley Mowett questions, man?
Can we get some questions about Gary Paulson or some shit like that?
You're going to ask me about some British authors.
Can I get a question about Margaret Atwood or something?
Who's Farley Mowett?
I bet you don't know shit about the group of seven, man.
Who's Margaret Atwood?
Okay, that's crazy.
Can we get some questions about the fifth business, man?
1863 births, 1937 deaths, art competitors of the 1912 summer Olympics, nights of the
order of orange Nassau.
Yeah, I mean, there was just a 0% chance I was going to get Charles Pierre de Fredy
the bear in the kubatang.
That's just not going to happen.
25 kilovolt AC railway electrification.
It's the channel.
The channel tunnel, also known as the channel.
2010 establishments in California.
Internet properties established in 2010.
It's humble!
Humble?
OK, wait, excuse me.
I'm taking my half point on that.
That's Humble.
Humble kind of the goats, man.
I hope they're doing okay.
Did you know they published the mobile version of Slade Aspire?
My introduction to indie games.
Humble Bundle was a revolutionary business model, man.
They were like, hey, what if we gave you
the seven best indie video games of all time?
And we suggest you pay 10 bucks with 70% of it going to charity, but you could also just give us a penny if you want
It's absolutely insane
They sold out and fell off can I say something without you thinking I'm evil I feel like they probably like
Had to sell out to try to keep the lights on because people were buying the bundles for a penny man
I think that's a very unsustainable business model.
Suggested by Josh S. Is that true?
That could be Josh, man.
You're getting super meat boy FTL and braid for a dollar, man.
There was always that one performative motherfucker who would like buy it for a grand.
Bro, that's notch, man.
He might be in chat.
There's always like number one anonymous who gives a shit, number two notch.
This is easily the slowest dulls we've ever done and it's awesome.
How much would you buy Slade Aspire for?
If video games were priced fairly, I know I've said this before so I'm playing the hits,
but Slade Aspire is legitimately worth more than a console.
It is like it should cost as much as Pong cost in 1978 if we're talking about it fairness.
The fact that they released it at like 20 bucks or something like that, literally you
should look at that as like it's 98% off every single day.
Slay this pie or two.
Post this first balance change, I would say $3, $3 ever since they changed the doormaker.
Why would you price by playtime?
It's not priced by playtime.
It's priced by how much fulfillment it's given me in my life.
the Spire 1, I think I bought it on the phone, it's like $10, it's worth at least $5,000.
It might be worth more, I don't know, but I don't want to say that because the gamers will get mad at me.
It's worth more than the phone, that they should be giving you the phone for free.
If we're being honest, like Instagram should be buying all of us our phones and then just
having like the apps installed so that they can keep us in the ecosystem.
Mark Zuckerberg should be paying for every single smartphone you ever get.
I mean, this is like a 339 degree angle, 341, 343 guilty spark.
Ooh, why, why, I wasn't even not boiling.
No.
oh
Guessing by two when it says hot and not boiling
Unforced error, bro
Wait, wait, wait, what does VIP Daniel say?
The scammers added admins to a Facebook business page in my name and blasted AI mobile ads
in Thailand.
Fuck Facebook.
Yes, sir.
I don't give a fuck how good marketplace it is.
I ain't going back.
Everyone's got to have their limits, man.
Never had Facebook in my life.
That is a huge dub.
I will forgive myself. I got Facebook when I was 17. You can forgive me for being naive
and optimistic about technology at that point in my life. My prefrontal cortex was like
30% developed or something like that. I was like, bro, all these websites are solving
real problems. Like, here's a problem. I don't have a place where strangers can see
photos of me being blackout drunk. Like, it's innovative. Motherfucker.
Had to get it cuz our high school class at a group we had to join I'm I ain't mad at you for that one. That's not your fault
What am I supposed to do about this guy, man? Oh
I guess you just shoot over top of them
And I went to college, everyone was on Messenger, I felt like I was going insane.
I have to think about this, because you were probably in college, shit, like 2017?
I don't know, man.
I'm not going to judge a college student for being on Facebook.
That seems like, you know, appropriate.
It's the same way I'm not going to judge like an 80-year-old for being on Facebook.
They don't get the further ramifications, and that's fine.
Grandma just wants a place to put every single news article
she reads every single day and go,
whoa, this is crazy, and also to wish happy birthday
to someone she went to elementary school with.
That's fine.
Grandma can do a little bit of that as a treat.
I hear you, I love like trying to go to a businesses website to figure out like if they're
open or like what their services and goods are but then they're like we don't have a
website, we have a Facebook page that you can't access unless you're logged in, and an Instagram
page that you can't access unless you're logged in. I'm like, well, I guess I won't be getting my
ice cream from your establishment. Could you just, could you just spin something up on Squarespace
for those of us who fucking hate Mark Zuckerberg? Could you just, could you just go to like,
just, you really, it doesn't just get some WordPress plugins or something like that. It just,
like the domain doesn't even have to be good it just has to be like your business's name
dash city and i don't even care what the tld is man
we made it y'all there's a little embarrassing on that one
It is Timingle, Timingle, my leash.
We gotta speed this shit up.
I've been at this for two hours, which is crazy.
It's actually insane.
I was like, I'll just do the dolls really quick and then play something else.
I've been doing this shit for two hours, man.
It's kind of awesome.
Oh my God, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing, man?
I don't know how to cut this shit in half. That's crazy. Oh my god. All right.
I got to think about it for a second. It definitely does look like a CS knife.
Could be worse, man. Could be worse, honestly.
Slippery boss from Act 1.
A lot of Slade-inspired going on there.
Can I say something about Cine2Nurtle, which is obviously my favorite website?
But it scares me when a website says there's been an update, click refresh.
I've never encountered another website in my entire life that's like the website has updated, please press F5.
I thought it was just like when you access the website, it's just like here's the updated version.
Apparently there are other ones, never mind.
We can't keep letting Freud win.
Movie about a guy who wants to sleep with his mom.
We can't keep letting Freud win.
Honestly, first thing I thought, the Adams family.
So structurally perfect it may have eventually ruined movies, who the hell is John F. Kennedy?
Now make like a tree and get out of here.
I should notice 80s director, oh, it is back to the future.
Back to the future.
He does want to fuck his mom or no, she wants to fuck him.
That's not Freud, you Philistine.
That's like something else.
Freud is when you say one thing and you mean your mother.
This is a different sort of thing.
I did edit this too. I doubt it, bro. He was a man in like the 1800s
So I'm like the junior soprano era
What do you mean by that
In 1897 if you ate a woman's pussy it meant you were gay
And you're gonna ask me to explain it doesn't make any fucking sense to me
me. That's the way it fucking was apparently. It's what I've derived from like the media
that I've seen at the very least. Kind of makes no sense at all. My Armenian friend
still thinks that. I don't know anything about that. Okay, you're really setting me up for,
like, that's a bit of a suicide pass. I don't know if that's emblematic of the opinion of all
people from Armenia. I would think that it's not a monolith. I would think that they have very
diverse opinions on Canalingus, considering there's like tens of millions of them, at the very least
millions of them. I don't know, man.
See, someone in chess said my Armenian friend eats me out all the time.
You know what's crazy?
Might be the same person.
Wouldn't it be crazy if it was the same person?
I just turned out the first person who thought that the Armenian dude wasn't a real eater
just got a stank box.
Wouldn't that be something?
this is how you found out this is how you feel like you didn't know this whole
time
oh you're 35 bro that's nice of you to say I'm literally 37 but that's what if I
was 25 I'd be like wouldn't it be interesting if no I can't say that I
don't know oh but and then like type it in the discord no it's okay thanks for
the gifted subscriptions that's a tie I'd be saying that type of shit if I was
Don't say smelly cat, smelly cat, okay, Phoebe Buffet type shit.
Let's see what the vibes are like on Dr. Ordle today.
Could be better.
A 16-year-old girl presents with several days of excessive thirst, frequent urination, and fatigue.
You have a type 1 diabetes mellitus.
She reports, waking multiple times at night to urinate and has been drinking large amounts of water.
You are drinking too much water.
Hyper...
Hydrosis.
Too much...
You are drowning.
You are drowning yourself with water.
You have an enlarged prostate.
You have benign prostate, prostatic hyperplasia.
She was involved in a motor vehicle collision
two months ago with a brief loss of consciousness.
Maybe you could have mentioned that before the water.
A brief loss of consciousness.
You have an amygdala.
You have a laceration, you have a pituitary prolactinoma.
Oh, this is bad.
Laboratory studies show a serum sodium of 152 milliliquals
per liter at plasma osmolality of 3-U-L, OK?
I'm just going to take a shot in the dark.
You probably got a Robdo.
You got a Robdomyolysis.
Water deprivation testing fails to significantly increase urine osmolality.
I got horrible news. You got rabies virus. You are, you know, a lot of trouble.
Administration of Desmopressin leads to a marked increase in urine osmolality.
That does, that changes everything. That's interesting.
So when you don't drink water, your urine doesn't get more concentrated.
your kidneys are you have a you have a fucking kidney you have a pre renal acute kidney injury
send all the different diabetes I said diabetes I said diabetes
central diabetes and sypidus someone in my discord told me that diabetes and sypidus was
was literally called that because doctors used to taste your pee to see if it was sweet,
to see if you had diabetes. And they called it insipidus if they were like, you should
have a sypidus. My Armenian friend has that job? Okay, good one. Listen, you're going to
give me in trouble. Um, nobody said that. I said I want credit for that joke down by
the bay where the watermelons grow back to my home. I dare not go. As if I do. My
mother will say, Have you ever seen a carp picking a harp down by the bay?
2013.
Yes, I know this is...
Night to the...
It's the best song ever!
Night to the party like the best night ever!
Yeah!
Yeah, I know, I know this one.
I know, I know, I know a couple one direction songs.
One Direction songs. I know that one.
And baby I'm perfect
It's not they named it ironically it's kind of like how Toto named themselves after a Japanese toilet
Pop tune forever
I'm on a Japanese toilet right now.
I'm literally jealous.
I never fucked with a Japanese toilet until this trip.
I think I became a real shitter on this trip.
City to Nero Battle Royale in two minutes, what the fuck?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
one minute, seven seconds, join.
Damn.
Damn, I even have time to like change my game name and everything.
Four viewers. Nah, double it. Give it to the next guy. Fuck, I kind of have to go pee,
but I don't think we're doing that in 45 seconds. I could do the next best thing
and like get a drink, I guess.
33 seconds y'all.
The next best thing is doing it in your chair. Why'd you, you phrased it like Frank Underwood.
Now obviously we know the best place to take a piss is the toilet.
But if you got no other port in a storm, your chair will do.
I didn't call you Frank Underwood. I said you were typing like Frank Underwood.
Let the record show, let the record show.
I did not call you Frank Underwood.
I said you were writing some stuff
that Frank Underwood would write, okay?
It's been a week since I did the impression.
People have been loving the impressions lately.
They really love Jack Nicholson from as good as it gets.
Okay, one second, inherent vice, easy bro, Deadpool too.
They really liked that Jack Nicholson.
They really liked.
Why don't you shut your pie hole and give me a chicken salad sandwich?
They really like that one for some reason.
I don't know, but I feel it.
I feel his energy coursing through me.
Link to a Hindi language film.
Devdas?
Nobody from Devdas is in Deadpool 2.
Link to a film with Life in the title.
We play Life, the 2017 film with Ryan Reynolds in it.
That's a big one.
Oh shit, Bugbite is in this one.
And Bugbite also told me about the fucking Julian Donkey
boy.
That's scary.
They know what they're doing.
Hindi language film.
Yeah, I'm thinking Devdice.
I'm thinking RRR.
I'm thinking, I think I'll probably just play a Jake Gyllenhaal movie here, like Bubble Boy.
I don't think I'm getting a Hindi language film off of this, to be honest with you.
RRR isn't even in Hindi.
I was just picking it because I thought Ryan Reynolds was in it.
I thought he was like the middle R or whatever.
Link to any film from the 1990s for Source Code?
Yeah, I'm thinking it's October Sky.
Jake Gyllenhaal's in October Sky, y'all.
Can we talk about using your cast lifeline on source code?
It has Jake Gyllenhaal.
He's on the poster.
It says Jake Gyllenhaal.
Right. Bug bite, 666.
You can't be doing that.
Come on. Just play Julian Donkey boy.
Nightcrawler is a good movie. It's called X2 X Men United and his name is Alan Cummins.
Submit the shortest title from October Sky.
Life 2017. Interesting idea at least.
I don't think I'm gonna get shortest title Jake Joannal. I don't remember who
the fuck else is in October sky. Elijah Wood maybe and he's in North never
mind. That movie with Jake Gyllenhaal in it I suppose I'll just take Nightcrawler
good point. Not gonna be the shortest title though. Well you still got we got
one more chance on it. Spider-Man Far From Home that would have been it.
Adam Sandler 25 crazy name. Okay shortest title honestly that one tall motherfucker
from Zodiac is in Fargo. That's a pretty short title, man.
Which one? He's the guy who's also in Sorry, Baby. He plays the guy who makes sandwiches
from Sorry, Baby. He has three names, I think. He's a trilingual individual. John Carol Lynch.
That's him right there. That's my goat from the Drew Carey show.
take those John Kara Lynch don't link to a franchise okay that's easy money we go
straight to blood simple Cody did you use your priority to go to blood simple
he's the husband in Fargo yeah that's why that's why I played him as you go I'll
get you a cup of coffee or something like that my letterbox is embarrassing
it's all movies I watch because of your knees I've noticed that a lot of people
leave pithy comments on my letterbox reviews and then I go look at their most recent watch films and it's all films that I
Recommended recently. Okay. They used it on no mad land. That's very smart another film from the 2020s
I mean, I feel like everyone's gonna go have the same play here, but I'm gonna go for Hamnet by a Chloe Zhao
Swanky percent Swanky is she only has one film credit. She's kind of like John Cazale
She was in a best picture winner and then decided I'm done with this stuff
Now don't play gladiator to here, that's a given probably just we could play like after Sun or something like that
I'll probably play that one. No, I'm just kidding
John Cazale was also in dog day afternoon though. Well, it took him a little longer to reach perfection
Then it took swanky, but everyone develops at their own pace
No Mad Land pisses me off. Yeah, it kind of sucks in my opinion. But after Sun, after Sun to an Oscar-winning film, probably say, horror film from the 20s, gladiator two, best historical fiction.
I'm not using my sprint yet. We might need it.
it. Why the hell was Broso sad? That's what I'm saying. Major plot hole in After Sun.
Guy was on vacation. You literally can't be sad on vacation. Movie doesn't make any sense.
Django Unchained with a skip. Link to an Oscar winning film. Okay. But don't submit the oldest
I will play Ray from 2004, which definitely won an Oscar.
I think it won Best Piano Performance.
Please tell me that isn't me.
Once upon a time in Hollywood, Bruce Dern, submit the longest title.
Well, I think someone else already did that for us.
I think the longest title I could get here
would be the curious case of Benjamin Button.
Now, I'm on 28 points.
I'd really like to use a sprint to get to more than 30,
so I'm not using it right now.
Oh, the assassination of Robert Ford by the coward,
Jesse James, or vice versa, that might even be longer.
Or maybe not, where we were on 28, we can get to 30.
Link to a fantasy film?
Yeah, bro.
The Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring.
That could easily be the longest title.
And then sprint me for it.
Oh, no, don't sprint.
I was going to sprint to get three points, but now I only get one.
If you get another lifeline, you'll lose the sprint.
Okay, so it's an if you don't use it, you'll lose it situation.
That's smart.
We're locked in now.
I'm feeling fairly comfortable here so far.
English film, link to a film from a franchise. Letterbox user, can you please press a button
so that I can sprint effectively? Longest title, link to a film from a franchise, link
to a non-English film. Non-English film. Non-English. I don't think that's going to happen. I'm
going to play Lord of the Rings, the Return of the King, bro. And then I am going to,
I said, letter box user, put your answer in so I can sprint.
OK, don't submit the slowest response.
A history of violence.
Boom, we're in.
Easy.
Half these people are 50.
I don't think so, nobody's played back to the future yet.
Howard Shore?
Meet the Feebles?
It's okay.
Is this person, are they flicking me?
Why are they not getting any points?
And just staying one point ahead of me.
How did you know that I'm connecting by a Peter Jackson, bro
Why aren't you getting any points? That's a good point. That's a good point my point
Letterbox Larry fell down there. Hmm. Okay. Don't submit the most popular film off of crash
Secretaries at 1200 no shot. That's gonna be the most popular
Someone's gonna play a like a Cronenberg movie. That's higher than 1200
You're cooked. I'm doing great, man. I'm doing fine.
Better than you are. I'm on 35. I'm still on 35.
news classic. Link to a crime film from broadcast news. A history of violence, bro. William
Hurt.
And then sprint me for, sprint me for, oh sprint me for threes. They sprinted me for
three.
Now we're back, man. We're up there.
Some heart? Yeah, spoilers, if you've seen the movie.
Submit the newest film. Ed Harris has to be in some new shit, man.
Whatever. I'll just play some shit like the cooler 2003. Maria Bellar!
Stop she's the one who's named bellow, bro. I didn't do anything
I'll fuck you and your minions grew yeah
You're probably tall and introspective. That's not part of my objective
If you think of an Oscar-winning film from the Green Book, Moonlight, and I would like
to sprint as well if possible.
It started the Grinch.
It would be called Green Bush.
It kind of does start the Grinch.
is throwing his chicken bones out the damn window. Link to a movie starting with G.
I have just absolutely no idea.
Janelle Mone is in this. Okay. Give me hidden figures. Does not start with the G. We got to
to get a G on the next one. Did Barry Jenkins make waves as well? Or is waves just moonlight
coded? Barry Jenkins! Yes, man. Submit the oldest film, the Daniel Caluya, the most popular
unique submission? Starting with G! Starting with G is so huge here, but that we take our
guaranteed points on that one. Starting with G is a given. It's the It Follows Guy? The
It follows guy did moonlight?
That can't be true.
That's the, I don't, no, no, I've misread this somehow.
The most popular unique submission for get out.
Most popular unique submission for get out.
But if we wanna go, I mean, all this film,
we could do something with too.
no you need what yeah yeah make a play for it make a play for it with like being
John Malkovich 99 no man Steven Roode is in this motherfucker what do you mean
1999
you collected this loot I got the most popular unique submission that's huge
I'm up on five Keanu film from the 2000s oldest film
They want me to play Shmigadoon
Jablonsky did this Tiffany Haddish will forte from the night Keanu Reeves from the 90s
That's you know Keanu Reeves from the 2000s. Okay. I can do this
His earliest movie from the 2000s
Fuck it. That's such a waste of points, man. I just, I didn't give myself enough time. I should have played Constantine.
I should have played The Matrix Reload. The seventh entry in a franchise? Are you fucking insane?
Okay, we need a film from the year 2000. We play the movie Memento, which is, and I don't think it'll be the oldest film submitted,
But it is literally from the year 2000 and it has Carrie Ann Moss in it
Bottom two players wait we're still in first somehow science fiction film from Speed Racer
Cloud Atlas fastest response
Fastest response my king
Do I want priority?
I don't think I want priority on this.
Please give me lots of points.
I did not get lots of points.
Bound, link to a mystery?
Well it's over Broadway.
Confirm not mystery, my bad y'all.
I think I did the exact same thing last time too.
Or maybe I think I asked for crime. An animated mystery? Bro? Paddington too. Isn't Jim Brabent
in cloud atlas it's definitely panicked it is animated bro
panic what do you mean is i animated that's not a real bear
the main character is animated yeah okay so describe roger rabbit motherfucker
oh no no no no no oh i'm back
Link to the sixth entry in a franchise.
Okay, you should probably just start with animation.
Aladdin. Robin Williams is in both of these.
And then, fuck it, sprint me.
You get three points off a sprint. It's not based on positioning, I suppose.
Sixth film in a franchise wouldn't the six oh my god, this is the sixth film in the
franchise
Submit the oldest film off of this shit brother. How would I know if so fucking for real?
Link to a romance film. I need to link to this. I can't link to the sixth entry in a franchise
down with love 2003 they gave me romance points off that even though it's
called down with love that's huge look it was always printed to 90 we got a
chance
see foe collected oldest film there are 10 points up man most okay I'm gonna say
the Empire Strikes Back probably has the most shared cast and crew if I had the
guess. That would make a lot of sense. Yes, whoever doesn't get that is cooked. And there
were seven people and only six people got it. Do not link from the 90s from Star Wars.
go to the 90s. I'll see you in Jaws, bro, John Williams. It's a tight game in the middle
here but at the top they're blowing us away. It's like the Premier League.
Jows. Don't link to a film from the 90s. Motherfucker.
1941 from 19- oh shit Munich 2005 mother fucker I don't want to play Mr. Holland's
opus play my skip for zero I don't want to play Mr. Holland's opus because then I
get seven seven points down
Ready player one, we want the newest film, Mission Impossible, the final reckoning, part two.
And it's from a franchise, and that could be the newest film.
10 points back though. End is from the 2020s. But it could be the newest thing. It's a plus
one point delta if we get it right. Yeah! Okay, now we need a Western from the final
reckoning. Simon Pegg Western. Not sure about that one, brother. Tom, I don't think Tom
crew has ever been in a Western? Let me be the color of money, 1986. I don't think Paul
is a Western. I think Paul just takes place in Arizona and Nevada. Last samurai maybe.
I could see the last samurai.
Jerry Maguire.
Fastest response.
Cocktail.
Fastest response is a lifeline.
I could take that.
I could get two lifelines off that.
Bug bite beat you?
Bug bite, you literally need points.
Why are you trying to get lifelines?
You need points to not be killed.
You're trolling.
The color of money, this is important.
Film from the 2020s.
Pop gun Maverick.
First man on the fucking job.
Probably not the most shared crew if I had the guests.
I have no idea what the most shared crew would be.
Probably another Scorsese with Robbie Robertson.
That's what you get bug bite. That's what you fucking get. Wait, no, you're gonna live.
No wait, you died. Now I'm gonna die. Link to an action movie. Pop gun. Fast. Why do
I have to be fast? It's already been used three times. The Salt and Sea Eyes not an
action movie Batman forever and then yes give me priority on that one I want
Batman forever 11 points down we got to be quick any chance this has the most
shared cast and crew I'll kill me in it for sure maybe some shoe mocker oh my
my god we did get it holy shit Batman Forever most shared cast and crew link to a film featuring
Robin Williams just gotta be a Robin Williams man Robin Williams Jim Carrey ever been in
a movie together Nicole Kidman Robin Williams I mean I would think Batman and Robin have
a good chance to have the most shared cast and crew even has the same Robin
although it does have a different Batman which will really fuck with you we
defended that loot bro I don't think that matters
Robert in the Al Pacino Robin Williams oh my god wait it's a drama that somebody
It's just a fucking drama, and it features Robin, it's not, it's more of a drama than an action movie.
Max's use has exceeded this turn.
I didn't want to use my cast, I wanted to use my sprint.
I lost points for that.
Film from the 1990s or the 1980s.
Okay, that seems doable.
Some shit like Mrs. Doubtfire.
And then Sprintmeat, following.
Link to a film from any franchise, The Dark Knight.
Easy.
Next thing would be 1980s was just a lifeline. Who cares, man?
Link to a non-English film with the shortest title.
I can do shortest title.
I mean, seven is only seven letters long.
Huge oh my god, we're in first
Shortest title from avatar Terminator Salvation Oscar winning film
We don't need shortest title. We already have shortest title Oscar winning film
Don't be mad it probably won something
Best movie named Amelia Perez I
I also defended my loot. Film starting with the letter B. Can I see a cast on this? That
didn't help me as much as I thought it would. The Chronicles of Riddick 2004? Nope, never
of mine probably say Guardians of the Galaxy I suppose. Oh with a cheeky sprint.
Film that starts with a B. Moneyball. Film from the 2000s. James Gunn film from the
2000s. Slither. Give me priority. You don't know Michael Rooker like I know him.
Oh, shit, they got a movie that starts with the letter B. That's all right, we take that
on the next one.
Oscar winning film from Slyther, it starts with the letter B.
Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
Superman 2025.
didn't win an Oscar I'm hearing. I honestly thought it might have won best
superhero movie. They hit me with a skip. Link to a movie from the 2010s that won
an Oscar. Judas and the Black Messiah not from the 2010s. Widows. Didn't win an
Oscar.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We're up by one.
They lost some points.
Link to a film starting with L.
Elliot, Steven Spielberg starts with an L.
The little fableman, Charlie's Angels, two full throttle, Drew Barrymore.
Nope, film that starts with an L. There's something about Mary. Oh, I think they just killed me. Never mind.
Link to a thriller. We need seven points. Secret window.
It's a it's a horror or it's a thriller. That's all I gotta say
Film from the 1970s or a horror movie starring Johnny Depp
Secret window film from the 1970s
Cast me it's worth it
Roger Deakins
Harry Dean Stanton, Paris, Texas, and from 1984!
Don't kill me.
Sure, we're still alive. Sweeney Todd. Sweeney Todd horror movie.
Film from the 1980s. We're going to do a 1970s film.
With Johnny Depp.
1980s film with Johnny Depp. Okay.
Gilbert Grape, 1993. Motherfucker, man.
Give me a better prompt to win on.
What's eating Gilbert Grape?
I won.
What?
I won, y'all.
Why didn't you play Sweeney Todd?
Because the movie that I was playing off of was Sweeney Todd.
You can't play Sweeney Todd off of Sweeney Todd.
That's book.
I don't know about all that.
Guys, next game starts in one
minute. I'm in.
B.R.
Johnny Debson Nightmare on Elm
Street.
Johnny Debson Nightmare on
everything, bro.
You see the trial?
I don't really know about all
that, to be honest with you.
something about a mega pint he's chill what do you mean I would I mean I've
never met anybody that drinks $30,000 a month and wine that's chill but I've
I've never met Johnny Depp, so.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
That could be one really expensive bottle.
That is true.
Could just be one really expensive bottle.
Dude!
What does mine say?
I'm going to lose, because I don't know.
Wait, no, I know Austin Butler.
Austin Butler's Elvis bro. I should have played sweet. I guess I know aquafina too.
Could be two billion really cheap bottles that's true. Link to a crime film?
Yeah Ben caught stealing. Well I guess I'm not getting fastest.
caught stealing? Am I really gonna try to race the next one? I literally I'm gonna
because I think we're gonna get caught stealing. I literally just control a
control seed the Batman. Get ready for this.
Faster, faster, faster.
Okay, we're all on 14 points.
That's fine.
I think I might be fastest.
They might give me the points for fastest.
getting hardware banned.
I literally could have typed it faster than hitting Control-V.
Yes, yes!
The Batman, linked to a film from the 2000s,
Twilight Saga, Breaking Bomb, Twilight Saga, New Moon.
No sweat.
The start of the game is just about staying near the front.
You don't want to be breaking wind in front of the peloton.
You want to be sucking fumes.
Submit the least popular film off of Twilight.
That's going to be tough.
So we got Underwater, Personal Shoppers' Raid in there as well.
I mean, it's just for a lifeline.
What else?
Cosmopolis? Cosmopolis more popular than underwater? I don't know about that, man.
Okay, water for elephants is probably less popular. This has Renee Zellweger in it, I think.
There's Buddy, no, it's got Reese Witherspoon, got Reese Witherspoon, that being said I think
Sweet Home Alabama might be somewhat popular.
has collected this loot. No franchises. Again, we're going least popular.
Burning's out there at 1762.
I mean, I bet we can get less popular, but
7-6! 7-6!
If Tannin collected this loop, should have played back to the future.
Romance movie from the 2020s, okay.
That's going to be tricky.
What's this movie called?
A Taxi Driver.
It's not a romance movie, but are we still in there, 33.721, man?
Oh, because they got a romance film from the 2020s.
Oka-cha.
Romance film, Oscar-winning film.
Romance film from the 2020s, 3,000 years of longing.
That's a huge pull for us.
Should have typed a smiley face.
Sam, can I call you Sam?
It would have gone crazy.
It would have been the smiley herd around the world.
I felt very powerful just being potentially witness to the moment.
But everywhere I go, there I am.
Link to a film starting with F.
Most shared cast and crew?
Starting with F should be really easy.
And yet I find myself playing the host.
I had one second.
Did you boost me to 40 points?
Yes. Okay. So we're not as dead as I thought we were. Submit the newest film off of the end game.
Or we should really just do a film that starts with F.
Bro was going to hit cast list. I'm playing Doolittle. I think that might be like semi-wash.
wash. It's almost like there's too many actors and actresses for me to come up with a movie
that has an F. Fantastic for it. Okay, well, you know what? That's a really good one. I'm
going to say The Rise of the Silver Surfer. I'm going to say Silver Surfer. Thank you
for giving me a chance to get back in the game. Sprint me. Oh, dude, we're back. We're
back. Yes, Springt is pretty valuable for sure. But you needed some form of catch-up
mechanic, otherwise if you got like 10 down you would just close the tab. Link to any
film from a franchise? Probably play Batman Forever on that. Probably take
priority so I can start thinking about what to play next.
I think I'd make a pretty good riddler. Thanks for saying that. I've never worn green, really,
Link to a film from the 1950s?
How's Rescue Rangers 20?
Rescue Rangers 2022 is pretty not popular.
I think we got a shot at this one, fellas.
I think we got a chance at least popular film.
What does popular mean in this game?
Like least played.
Submit the least played film.
Chibli on the three stream, watch streak.
Thank you Chibli.
I guess you weren't really fucking with Monday's show.
That makes sense.
We had a sponsored segment.
Okay, Coffee Town, that's legit.
I've never heard of this movie in my life.
Link to a film featuring Francis McDormand.
Glenn Howardton, Matt Walsh, Josh Groban, Jake Johnson.
From the 1950s, huh?
I mean, I have to feel like someone like
Matt Walsh was in Step Brothers.
Matt Walsh, yeah, the other, the guy with the red hair.
The bald guy with the red hair.
Yeah, the one from Veep.
The one from Coffee Town.
Blackberry popular mechanics for kids. Um, I
Mean it really feels like you got to play something Matt Johnson coated off of this the dirties is 8008
Listen, that's not necessarily the comedy but 8008
That's pretty funny
You know, me, I'm the type of beast that might play the 40-year-old virgin off of pretty
much every Catherine Keener movie.
Adaptation though.
That's in the franchise of Charlie Kaufman, Depression Corps.
Thriller George Clooney Michael Clayton mentioned they fucking hey Tom Wilkins and walks out of his office
Instantly gets frame mugged tased and killed by professional assassins. It's so disturbing
It's so I hate it man. I can't even think about it gives me the freaking shivers man
Seven linked to an action movie
Brad Pitt action movie, Fury, calling an action movie seems a little reductive, but he's
not walking out of his office in that scene.
He's opening a door and he's leaving a room.
He's probably doing some labor in there.
Any place you do labor is an office, as far as I'm concerned.
Troy, and we want to play a short title.
Hulk 2003, definitely going to keep us safe.
Limerick fan, crazy.
Troy should have been Nolan. Let's not relitigate the 1971 MLB draft. Okay, Oscar winning film. Yeah, it's broke back mountain people
You can't give me Oscar winning and Ang Lee in the same sentence and not have me think of broke back mountain. It's that simple
People always call it the gay cowboy movie too, which is like very misleading.
Like, they're literally ranch hands. They're not cowboys.
I also, I'm not 100% sure they're gay. I think they might be bisexual.
I mean, they're married to ladies. They could still be gay.
But they might be, they might be bisexual. I'd have to see.
I'll have to actually see the movie in order to know I guess
Fuck it, that's right. They could be straight for all I know they could be straight, but just love a guy
It definitely feels like we should be able to get an animated movie from the 2000s, but I have no idea instead I'm gonna play an
Afternoon's tale, bro
Hey, what's the name of the movie I watched this afternoon?
Or this morning, I should say.
Isn't it called An Afternoon's Tale?
An Autumn's Tale, that's right.
Not bad, y'all.
Michelle Yeo, linked to the most popular unique submission.
I'm going to say Police Story 3 Supercop.
I was going to give you a chance there.
Don't put a heart on Kung Fu Panda 2.
Alex has collected this loot.
Damn, film from any franchise?
With Jason Momoa?
Yep, okay.
I had no idea he was in any of the Fast and Furious movies,
but he does seem a little Fast and Furious-coded.
He seems like he would be a guy
that you would tap on the shoulder
and be like, be in this movie.
Jack Black film from the 1990s, that's also science fiction.
Well, we'll just start with the 1990s and play Cable Guy.
And then, I mean, Jim Carrey's science fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Zinn.
We're in there. I'm feeling pretty good.
You're absolutely right. Mars attacks would have been a better play. That is a science fiction movie.
Cable Guy. Science fiction film. David Cross. Science fiction. Alvin and the Chipmunks, the
Squeakwell. I mean Eternal Sunshine is a fucking science fiction movie, bro. It's already been
played, y'all. Bruce Almighty is kind of a Christian science fiction film.
Crazy movie to see as an atheist.
Shortest title from the mask.
We want to submit an unpopular movie.
Shortest title from the mask.
Training Day via Peter Green.
My goat.
23.
Guys the movie is called the number 23.
Just so you know.
I was alive when it came out in theaters.
Alex, you made a big mistake, buddy.
Wait, but he also got shortest title.
Wait, he's on a different level.
Shortest, shortest title, shortest title, James Marsden.
But wait, isn't he in, well, okay,
definitely bro is in hop.
But isn't James Marsden in a Western?
He's either in like Bone Tomahawk or he's in a Western.
I can see him in a cowboy hat.
Thank you for giving subscriptions, so I'm not looking at chat like it's it's out of chat, which I appreciate
There's no way we're getting mugged on shortest title though. I played hop all you're right job
I was thinking of Westworld. Okay, so we can start to think about Western films again
He does wear a cowboy hat in Westworld though
Thank You ghost pepper ghost pepper by the way. Thank you. Thank you
I have collected the shortest title
X2 you guys are not real film knowers X2 is called X2 X men United
Thanks for the freebie though X men from the year 2000 I
Doubt it's gonna be the most popular unique
Submission though. It's a Western film, bro. It was made in America. That's the West but the title is X2. I
Have it on DVD. I play it in my PlayStation 2 once a week. It's called X2 X men United
Bugbite has collected disludes. Bugbite is coming back.
Most popular unique submission for Johnny Depp.
There's only four of us, so you can play like a really popular movie, man.
I mean, 774 is not that popular.
21 Jump Street would have been a great play.
I collected this vote for, I'm fucking for what?
Charlie at the chocolate factory?
Oldest film off of Rango?
Shit bro, I don't know.
I guess I played Nightmare on Elm Street.
It's a horror movie.
I lost, I lost six points because it's a horror movie.
That's all right. We're still up there still feeling good in the top three
Did I get the oldest film oh my god bug bite you can't even win bro no offense
Oscar-winning film from Alien yeah bro the fellowship of the ring Ian home pretty
sure they've got this shit in Japan too.
You're still playing Sine Nerdle? Bro, I keep making the final circle.
What do you want me to do? Of course I'm still playing it. Nobody can kill me in
this game.
Film from the 2020s. Christopher's.
That's a big one. That's how you know I got my finger on the fucking zeitgeist.
Did you see that one? No, it came out four days ago. Longest title, Lord of the Rings,
bro. We already had fellowship. We go straight to return. Ian McKellen, you know what I'm
never do like a Japanese horror movie or whatever.
Fuck two others. That's all of us. Film from the 1980s. Submit the least popular
film. Can I try something? Could all go.
I'm making a play for Hidalgo.
Least popular film.
Least popular.
Longest title.
Least popular.
Yes!
Mickey 17.
We want to film from the 1980s.
That's not going to happen.
film from the 2010s, that is gonna happen. Fucking Minari, bro. Cosmopolis 2012, give
me that lifeline. I'm gonna say skip me for five points because I made a mistake and I
didn't give myself enough time. Sixth Sense, link to a fantasy film. Hudson Hawk, 1991,
that's literally a fantasy movie. I don't care, give me priority. We're burning our lifelines.
Give me some more Bruno movies Hudson Hawk 2020's split me motherfucker, man
Fantasy naked lunch
Oh, the fifth element is of the scottable fantasy.
Link to a horror film, Resident Evil 2002.
Huge.
huge steely dan if they were in resident evil i can see by what is shitty that you come from raccoon city
alex alex what happened bro non-english film
Frida. No, I'm confused. I got Gabriel Byrne confused with another fella. Something's wrong
with me. Am I saying Jumanji? The next level? I knew Alex Wolfe. I thought maybe one of
was in the 2020s. Bo is afraid. Oscar-winning film? Gladiator. I really need 160 points.
To admit the oldest film, I mean this shit would be like Lawrence of Arabia, surely.
the fuck was Peter O'Toole in bro like Macbeth 1948 okay we'll tell you I'll play
LA confidential then that's probably not gonna be the oldest Peter O'Toole has
been some old shit though for sure
whatever I'll catch you on the next one mystery film mystery film yeah I'm
I'm thinking seven.
Sorry, I've been played, y'all.
How about Star Trek First Contact?
James Cromwell's in it.
He plays like Zaffod Bebelbrox or whatever.
Can I get some ones that give you points?
Come from the 1990s.
Okay, Legends of the Fall.
Oh, fuck. Kim Basinger, 1990s. Batman Returns? Huge. Can't use Brad Pitt off a cool world.
That's alright. I'll use the cartoon. I think she might be in Stigmata, too. That might
be from 2001. Maybe not Stigmato, maybe something else. Okay, more lifelines.
The Greece 2 1982 by a Michelle Pfeiffer.
Alex sprinted for 10 points. What the fuck? I won.
I don't know what to say, man.
I just, I mean, you can't end on a loss like that.
I'll be back in like, that one finished fast too, man.
I'm going to queue up for the next one, but now I finally got a chance to go to the bathroom,
at least.
Be back in just a second.
you
I'm sorry gamers I'm eating a sandwich by the way at one we are playing pratfall with
with Kate and Squeaks and maybe Giga, based on Kate's title, I'm going to finish this
sandwich real quick though.
you
Thank you.
I think it's turkey, cheese, pesto, tomato,
a little bit of spinach, it's a good sandwich.
Also, it's an older school deli, so
it comes with a kosher dill pickle, which is peak.
Mm.
Hmm
Yummy
I'd buy that for a dollar she really you should see Robocop man, no
Chibley, what's the last movie you watch that didn't have yearning in it?
and
Don't say the Super Mario Galaxy movie
Is 8.5 have yearning don't call it it's not 8.5 Felini didn't work with decimals okay
he's a fraction Maxxer now man my goats only got four movies in 2026 he's that
one movie a month in 2026? No, dude.
I think I might literally today. Today might have been 69. I don't know why my voice did that today.
Today might have been 69. I was hanging on six seven for a while because all the comments on the reviews were about the
cruise.
Kind of lost my motivation to lock in on the bike for 90 minutes along with my thoughts, but we're back now.
All right, and we're ready. I mean we're on a two win streak man
Watch Moneyball, it's a banger movie. Yeah, I've seen Moneyball. I think I've seen it a hundred thousand times
But I might watch it again because it really is awesome. Lucy Hale, aren't you from Fantasy Island? Oh
Well, well well well well well well well well well well well
just saw a war of the worlds it was a 10 out of 10 I'm also a war of the worlds
respecter I wouldn't call it a 10 but I do think it's a little underrated Elvis
with an M Tom Hanks with an M seems so doable
Oz Lermann with an M. Excuse me, sorry.
And a link to a film from the 2020s.
Could go Baby Girl if we get Mulan Rouge of this.
Wild at a heart.
Okay, is this thing on?
I'm a good it's Luridurn
Luridurn
In a derby lunch mermen
It's Luridurn and Will are nerd
and is this turner
I'm gonna keep saying it though
you get minus to it as much as you want
I'm gonna keep saying it
I fucking do get on base in this game too
that's fucking true
Rare homers but I get on base like crazy
crazy.
Mahal in Drive, filmed from the 2000s?
Yeah bro, I heard Huckabee's Naomi Watts, that's a single right there.
Our action economy is fucking crazy.
I'm the the Irma Gird is is killing me.
Are you not David Lynch Pilled?
I saw Blue Velvet this year on the bike gave it five stars.
Want to see my chicken walk?
Empire, real original. Can you change Harry Dean Stanton's in this, John? Yep. That's all I got.
Watch Inland Empire. Is it in like 140p and it's nine hours long? I still got to see a castration
movie, part one. Got a lot on the list. Tomorrow I got to see the celebration though, Thomas
Thomas Vinterberg starting to sound a lot like that one dude from Love on the Spectrum
man.
Starting to sound an awful lot like that one dude from Love on the Spectrum.
Eraserhead 1977.
Any chance Happy Gilmore's grandma is in this one too?
No?
Well, okay.
Lots of people from Bluebell.
Oh, okay.
Never mind.
Damn, what else was this guy in that didn't come from David Lynch?
I might have to skip on this one, man.
That's devastating.
Any chance just something in my head is going, maybe he's in Barton Fink?
I got nothing on that one.
What's this guy's name again?
I'm going to know it when I see it.
Hmm Jack Nance, that's it. Jack Nance
Look an aura hit on that one for sure. Maybe he's in firewalk with me, bro
But isn't David Lynch involved in that one? I don't know James Gardner film from the 1980s
You went on Golden Pond you motherfucker
In the 70s any chance that do is in one of the Godfathers
Why do I keep losing points?
Do you lose a point for every incorrect guess?
I just keep throwing movies.
Multiple incorrect attempts gives you minus points.
Damn, I kind of get my ass kicked, man.
man Tim Meadows. We're back by a lot, but they also like normalize the points after
the first elimination. Parent Trap to a Hindi language film. Will
we go with Regan 2024? Might as well sprint me. Why not? Put me back up there.
Was Rachel McAdams the busiest person on earth in 2004? Bro doesn't know about Howard Dean's
primary season. How quickly they forget. Also, I mean, can I say David Ortiz was really doing
some work for the Red Sox back then too. Actually, Noah was probably Mika Kiprasoff,
who was probably the only reason that the Calgary Flames teams had any success at all,
But, well, no disrespect to again love, of course, but film starting with C from Lindsay Lohan
I'm starting to see
Jamie Lee Curtis, Jamie Lee, she's got three names, two of the man drogenous one largely
for men, Curtis, that is. I forgot to press any buttons. I'll just press skip, I suppose.
I guess I'll hit the skip button, chibli.
Everything, everywhere, all at once. Real original. Most popular, unique submission.
I still think we got a shot with Police Story 3 Supercop, y'all.
It's semi-popular, but also, I mean, we're going to get a lot of crazy rich Asians.
We're going to get a lot of Couch and Tiger Hidden Dragon.
John Movie's collected that loot.
That one stings a little bit.
That really vaulted him up there.
Would they?
Do you think they would?
Do you think they would just take the movie that I said I watched this morning?
Because I mean an Autumn's Tale is not that popular.
Coming up.
I've collected, I've not collected this loot.
The Heroic Trio.
Fastest response?
Um, police story three.
Supercop.
Was I in I don't think I was in first by the time I looked at the screen there were like a hundred check marks, bro
Could be the most popular unique submission though
You ever watch police squad from the files of Frank Dreben type shit. Yeah, absolutely
Absolutely, I have two others two others including me
Not including me. Submit the longest title and a film from any franchise
Shang Chi and the legend of the ten rings mother fucker
Who else is in this except for Michelle yo
Aquafina Ken Jong
All right, so no, you know
You know, a franchise.
I mean, the hangover part three is definitely from a franchise.
Where am I here?
I'm in the eep zone.
Help.
Certainly not the longest title.
Boosted to 39 points.
That's big for a guy like me.
OK, link to a drama from Bradley Cooper.
Maestro.
But what's the other option?
Well, it's gone.
It's not the fastest response, that's for sure.
Now we can start to compete again.
Me, when I'm the third little pig and the big bad wolf starts
huffing and puffing, I'm chilling.
I'll be honest with you.
I think I would be the second pig.
I know everyone likes to think of themselves as the third one.
I think I'd probably be like, yeah, wood's good enough, man.
I'm featuring Benny Villeneuve.
Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen, man.
Not for me, anyway.
Why was the wolf's first instinct to blow the house down?
I think you wanted to, the subtext is you wanted to eat the pig that was inside.
But that's just me, like, that's the death of the author type shit.
That's like my own interpretation.
Did he try the door?
I always think that man, what if you had someone who like wanted to break into your house and
like all the doors and windows were locked?
What if they just looked like a sledgehammer to the wall or some shit like that?
Like anything could really be a door I guess if you, if they wanted to get creative.
film. Barry, Barry, Barry Keegan. Rosamund Pike fantasy film. Die Another Day. Guys we
might get eliminated here. I'm feeling very washed. I'll show you right. He is in the
green night which I watched and gave five stars I think I'm literally like on
the bottom here now I'm still in it link to a drama starring Jacob Elordi
Wuthering Heights? Oh god it said link to a drama minus seven.
Oh shit.
Pretty quick though. How many? I got round 22.
We're presently on round 20. Oh Pearl! Get me in there!
That's swell. We could come back. Somebody's not going to write Pearl, and we could make
it back out of that. And then they'll normalize our points again, and I'll have a chance.
Who's not writing Pearl? Everyone out there knows me a goth, man. Least popular film?
from Tai West. Probably have to say Pearl I guess I don't know. Any chance we
get like bodies, bodies, bodies? There's no links. There's I don't know who the
fuck Mia Goth is man. I know she's in Infinity Pool.
Please, no, lazy has collected this loot, ironic, and yet so emblematic of today's society.
Alex Skarsgaard from any franchise, or he won an Oscar, or is not popular.
I'm willing to spend two points on this.
I thought that said Tim Heidecker.
I know Tim Hecker now that I think about it.
Now this didn't help me at all.
Wait, Brandon Cronenberg from any franchise.
Alexander Scott, I mean Tarzan.
I'm gonna get eliminated for saying Tarzan.
Tarzan's from a franchise, bro.
Oh my god, he is one of the guys who dies in the gasoline fire in Zoolander 1.
It's got to be a fuck.
Pillion?
Pillion.
Yes.
Do his film, The Motorcycle One.
Did I get points for that?
I didn't see.
I'm going to guess not.
Oscar-winning film with Harry Melling.
Honor's going to say it, man.
I bet the Order of the Phoenix won, like, best spells
or something.
John Movies is doing a great job.
Don't get me wrong.
Guys, we still got two rounds to get some points.
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.
OK, we need three points.
So play a Coen Brothers movie.
Probably could have played a Coen Brothers movie from the 2000s
gotten the lifeline out of it as well. JT, JT help me. Bottom two get removed on around 26.
That's this round. Oscar-winning film for 10 points.
Literally, mathematically, we're in this. You can't stop us. They're in! They can't stop us!
us. And then our points get normalized. Link to a horror film. This is a horror film, bro.
This is a horror film. What do you want me to say? This is a horror movie. Have you heard
Bardem horror movie, Skyfall, Carter Burwell, Blood Simple.
Guys, I needed to get points up this one. This one stings.
Dan Hadea, maybe if we get Blood Simple, we can play the
Addams Family kind of a horror movie, horror adjacent, at
least. Skyfall, horror movie, Motherfucker. Some shit that
Ben Wishaw's in probably.
How would I know? The newest film? I don't know! Wake up dead man maybe is going to be
the newest film? Sprint me.
other players collected this loot. Link to a romance movie? Huge. I suppose I probably
could have used one of the 15 actors to get to a horror film as well, but you're gonna
fucking kill me. Round 30? We have one more round to get ourselves back up there.
We need points, but it has to be a horror movie
It has to be a non-English film
It has to be the seventh entry in a franchise that okay, that's obviously not happening
Because it James Barton, he's on like the 50th movie non-English movie Suspiria 2018 guys, I think I died
I think there's no saving me
No time to die is that seven or six? I think it's 50, bro. I think it's the 50th one
Eliminated in fifth place. Good game though. Good game. These guys know ball John movies knows ball, man
I got 12 minutes, kind of an awkward amount of time.
Not really.
12 minutes kind of on time.
12.48 is kind of on time for a one o'clock call.
Do some React content?
No, I don't think it's right for me.
Also, I'm troubled by the state of the world
that the most media that people are consuming
is just a regurgitation of media from primary sources,
and shove further down like the digital human centipede
of like streamers to podcasters to Reddit comments
to YouTube compilations of Reddit comments
based on podcasts to then make it to a stream
that watches the video of the compilation
of the comments that came from the podcast
in reaction to the streamer watching the video
that was originally made in a script
that was taken from a book that was like,
It's, I think it's pretty bad, especially because it would be one thing if this was like about history or something like that.
But it's always about like some shit a streamer said, which is crazy.
It's always like, I got people with like gray pubes asking me questions like,
what are your opinions on streamer drama?
And I'm like, dude, you are the same age my dad was when I was 14.
You know how much psychic damage it does to me to imagine my dad being like, you know,
What are your opinions on streamer drama?
It's not good.
Nothing good is coming from that.
Let me tell you.
Young dad though, he was around like an appropriate age.
I'd say for the time I think I was born
when he was like 23 or something.
Could be the wave, surely.
Could be the wave watching Theo Vaughn clips.
Let me load up pratfall.
Theo's coming around? I wouldn't know. I literally know like three things about Theo Vaughn. One
of them is that I watched, I saw when I was still watching Netflix like six years ago,
I saw that his special was popular. I watched like four minutes and then closed the tab.
I was like, this is not for me, which is fine. It happens.
I know that he interviewed Trump and told him that cocaine makes you go crazy, which
I probably could have just derived from any of the other secondary sources about cocaine
use that I've ever consumed in my life, like uncut gems for example, I think I probably
already knew that.
Also the third thing that I know is that isn't his name like Theodore von Allenstein baron
the ninth of the duchy of Saxony or something like that? Like isn't he like a Slovenian noble or
or something like that? Theodore, Theodore Capitani von Kurnitowsky the third. That's crazy, man.
That's fucking awesome.
He's larping as a hick. Oh, I don't know, man. He could still be a hick just because like
You know, his great-great-great-uncle or something like that was like a Lithuanian noble or something like that, I don't know.
How many descendants does that dude have at this point? He might have like 3 million descendants for all I know.
I'm not gonna say like, just because his great-great-great-granduncle has like a blue Wikipedia link, that means Theo Vaughn was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, but...
It is fucking funny.
No one ever calls Christopher Guest a Nepo baby.
I guess because it's like he's old.
Like he was already old by the time you found out he existed.
So you were like, he can't be a Nepo baby.
He's got gray hair.
That's a Nepo grandpa.
Bon's father was 67 when Bon was born.
Wait, wait, wait, say that again.
There's a dog in the game, I'm petting the dog.
Show it?
I suppose I could.
Do you do?
Would you give your daughter a head start if she was streaming?
Yeah, I'd shout her out.
Obviously, I'd do some collabs for sure.
The thing is, you're not putting yourself in the position of the dad.
You're putting yourself in the position of not wanting to create a nepo baby.
But you're in a catch-22 situation when you're the nepo dad.
You only have two choices.
One of which is contribute to the rise of a nepo baby.
The other one is be a horrible father.
i think you've you kind of you know given the uh... the
poison pill there you kind of gotta go with the
i'll be a good father and then maybe later they'll be like yeah but she had
some raids when she got started
but she's kind of already like a peak streamer to
the honest with you she's already making them all references
Pettable dogs in games, seems very cynical at this point.
Yeah, but I do feel like if you have a dog in the game and you don't let people pet it,
they're going to like thread in your life, like they're going to send you death threats.
So at this point, you actually have to, it's like a free win to just be like make the dog
petable. It's just something you got to do.
You don't want the cozy gamers to growl. I hate when you force me to send a death
thread. Growl. You didn't do anything wrong buddy. You're okay.
Ghibli, can I, uh, I want your opinion on this new business idea.
It's not really a business idea, it's more like nothing.
More games with bag charms.
More games where you could put a bag charm on your character.
And maybe, I don't know, maybe the bag charm like does something.
Maybe the bag charm gives you like elemental, 10, plus 10% elemental damage or something
like that. What's a bag, Chom? Maybe you were in Japan and you saw like a cute little acrylic
key chain of like a cat holding a cup of coffee wearing a raincoat or something like that and
you said that's me so you bought it and you put it on your carry-all and then you kind of like
every time you walk around you're kind of like clicking and clacking everywhere but you're like
like that's me right there.
I'm just putting the smiley face in the chat. Damn, I'm still four minutes early, huh?
I
Disrespect this dog would freak me out IRL
Yeah
So you know someone says they don't like kids
Everyone goes yeah, bro. Like why would you if someone says I don't really fuck with dogs
Everyone looks at you like you're actually like an evil person
Like the most rational motherfucker you know will start thinking that you're actually like harboring horrible secrets or something like that
If you're ever like I've never really been like I didn't grow up with dogs never really been a dog person
I could kind of take them or leave him people are like what's wrong with this guy like this
Go do you hate all joy in this world?
I'll be crawling like a viper through these suburban streets. I swear this is true. Okay
And I've been recognized out in public if you've recognized me, you know what kind of neighborhoods
I find myself in from time to time
I'll be I'll be walking with my kid holding their hand through these neighborhoods the other people in the neighborhood like one look at
My child and look at me
Ghosted when they see a dog. Oh
Shit is that that boy
Oh boy!
Oh, there he's so handsome.
Can I pet him?
I already pet him.
I've been petting him for 30 seconds.
Can I pet him?
Don't worry, he's friendly.
Yeah, he's an obligate carnivore,
but he's friendly when the meat's bigger than he is.
They look at my kid like,
like I have done a disservice to the world by,
you know, I would say creating life
because that was like mostly what my wife did.
I was I was kind of like the catalyst I suppose
Then the puppies they go fucking crazy, man
Why do you want someone to react like that to your child I want someone to look at a situation where it's a sunny fucking
Saturday and it's 18 degrees Celsius and I'm a holding my child's hand and on like a daddy daughter date
To go eat like a sandwich or something like that in the park
And I want them to look at that and smile because they realize that you know
Happiness is what you make it in this fucked up society that we have and look there's two people having a great day
But instead they look at it and they say some shit like oh
I
Bet that kids hands are really sticky. They think that's the first thing that pops into their head. Mmm. Oh
I bet if I bet if that innocent five-year-old started talking it would annoy me because they haven't seen
Spider-verse. They don't want to talk about spider-verse or Cameron winter with me
When they see a dog they fucking lose their minds, man
Parents know what it's like dude, frog voice. I'll say it so you don't have to
It's always spider-verse with this guy it's spider-verse or in the mood for love so take your pick, okay?
Dogs are special. There are literally people with like
PhDs that think that dogs can see ghosts. Okay. I like I'm not getting dragged into this fucking argument
There are people who think dogs are like a good judge of character. It doesn't make any fucking sense, man
They can't no they can't
They can't see ghosts
They're mammals, bro
They are a good judge of character. No, they're not. They're not. What are you talking about?
You mad? You smell his ass? Bro, dogs like me. If I go to a party and there's a dog,
I pet the dog. The dog hangs out around me. That doesn't mean I'm a good person. It just
means when the dog came over to me the first time, I was non-threatening and I petted
in that spot like where the if they had a neck like where their neck meets the base of their skull
fucking I think every animal just likes to be petted there bro humans included
they have a neck some of them have a neck a lot of the dogs in the neighborhoods I be haunting
the neck disappeared a long time ago okay and I'll just leave it at that
My dog is a good judge of character. If Mussolini had a fucking sausage in his pocket, you would
be like, they got this guy all wrong. Okay? That's, I got a fucking bridge to sell you.
There's no innate ability for a canine to tell whether or not a person is of strong
character just from looking at them. Okay. Okay, I'm not clicking this
librarian link that says reddit.com slash r slash German World War two photos.
That's a crazy sub. I'm not saying you're necessarily evil for being on the
subreddit like those are historical records but that is a crazy subreddit to
link at least. rslashgermanworldwar2photos dogs are mirrors they reflect back
what's given and bad people give shit to dogs do you see what I'm talking about
I'm sorry you're a subscriber I'm not trying to like just blow you out
rhetorically here but you see the way people talk about dogs it's so and I'm
the motherfucker that's like I don't care if there's a dog in the restaurant I
don't let the dogs off leash in the grocery store see if I care like I got
no problem with dogs or just people are going fucking crazy for dogs and they
They hate kids, man.
Dogs off leash in the grocery store. I don't give a fuck man. He ain't heavy
Come up stick their snout in my reusable bag. I don't give a fuck. I could have been born a dog
Just the stroke of luck that I was a man
I could have been a bug. I don't know, I could have been a fucking like an anaerobic bacteria or some shit like that.
I just happened to have my soul married to the human form.
So I got nothing against the dogs. I'm surprised that the dog people have so much against me.
I do like when the dog loki a cat should be. That's true.
How strange it is to be anything at all.
That's damn true.
Are you going to play the game?
I'm just waiting for the three other streamers who said let's make sure we're all ready
for one.
Actually, can I say, Squeaks is as typed I'm ready already.
Here you happen, meeting can't start till the boss shows up.
It's making Dan and Tomodachi life.
Hello my wife, it's 1.05 pm.
PNL, I'm hard stuck at 600 elo in chess.
What should I do?
I would probably start with learning how the pieces move.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've got an elevator heart rate, I'm coming in a little high.
That's not it. Study less openings, play longer time controls, study less openings, do less puzzles, study end games, study end games.
I know it's like, well, but every game has an opening. Yeah, yeah, but you don't need another opening. You need two openings. That's it.
Less puzzles? Yeah, because puzzles are not chess. Puzzles are good, okay, but like playing
more puzzles is not going to make you necessarily better at chess. Unless every time you're
playing chess in the midgame you go, I'm going to look at, like I'm going to consider this
to be a puzzle. Levy says it helps. Okay, well, you know, six of one half a dozen of the other.
Does make you better at puzzles. I mean, it makes you better at tactics, I think.
Well, I do think something that puzzles do sometimes is that it makes you look for like,
like a non-intuitive move, which can be good, but then it leads to situations where you're like,
Maybe the right move here is to like sacrifice a piece for two pawns.
And then all of a sudden you do it and you're like, oh wait, now I'm down on material and that didn't apply any kind of pressure.
And also that's true. Puzzles don't really matter if like your average game
just blows out because somebody blunders a piece.
Also, whoever said you only need two end games? You don't know what the, you don't know what you're talking about. That's nonsense.
You don't, openings are book. End games only become book at the resolution.
You need to know fucking pond theory, bro. Yes, you need to know how to mate with a rook
Yes, you need to know how to mate with two bishops. Okay, but like you're mostly need to know how to do with that
How to resolve the pond puzzles, okay?
Hello, hello, hello
Hello, sorry. I got the time wrong. No, no, it's all good
You know what but I'm not the last
that is true I'm not the last my last you're not last although I seems you
seems key guys the last week's the streets are saying you were second thank
God I wanted to recite I thought you guys are all waiting for me no no no I
everyone had me assume they were saying that in my chat to there were like
week's is gonna be late. I don't know. I think it's just generalizing streamers.
Hmm. Well, there is some truth. We are waiting for someone. So how do we invite?
Apparently Giga has been ready. When you Giga has been ready. I've accepted your invite.
I don't have squeaks on steam
Oh
I don't have anybody on steam
I can't edge you
There's my friend code
There might just be a lobby code too
I don't, I'm not sure
Oh, you guys setting up mic and game?
Uh-oh
I've not set up mic and game
I'm gonna change my default device
Can you hear me?
I can hear you.
Oh, I should mute in the Discord before I say that.
Okay, I sent you invitation.
Friend invitation.
Okay.
We're looking for a way to mute.
Mute?
Can you deaf in a Discord call?
There you can.
Mute.
I forgot I'm talking in the game.
I'm going to try and get my mic working. It keeps pulling the wrong thing. That's what
I'm doing right now.
We're so back.
Okay, okay, okay. Did you accept my... Why do I not see you?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ain't any need for all that.
There you go.
Okay, I'm out of you.
Okay, how the fuck do I get it to pick up my mic?
My mic.
You sound good.
Am I?
Hello?
Hello.
Hey.
Oh my God, my mic just works.
It works.
Crazy.
How about me?
I hear you.
I can also, oh wait, maybe I'm hearing Giga in the background.
It's so loud.
I think Ryan's a bit louder than the other people.
Am I super loud?
A bit a little.
Yeah, you are.
It's all good.
Wait, maybe I'm on the wrong mic then.
I might be on the wrong mic.
It sounds right.
It doesn't sound bad.
It just sounds loud.
All right, give me a second.
I was so loud you were crackling.
Oh God.
Okay, I've done it.
Is this any better?
It's about the same.
It's alright.
It's the same.
I'm going to teach you the tech.
Hit escape.
Okay.
Oh, I can turn that.
Oh.
How about me?
Am I too loud?
You sound really good.
You sound perfect.
about me am I too loud it sounds perfect okay yeah wait so how do we play so we
we have a dog and the dog is in trouble and we have to we have to help the dog
oh you just killed it you just I know it fell it fell down the hole oh right
We're gonna go go in and get our dog. Oh, we have a squeaky toy as well. I
See
Hello
You just shot weeks in the head with a flare gun
but I just got something called a boom stick.
Oh!
There's a bomb in here.
Oh!
Ah!
I'm so happy.
Help me!
All right, my health is at zero and I'm at the bottom of a pit.
Wait, I think we win.
I'm sorry.
I think I could save you.
I could save you.
Wait.
Oh my god, it looked like your leg got blown off for a second.
I was like, hey.
I'm back, y'all.
Everyone all right?
All right, good.
That was fun.
Oh, so we did.
Yeah, we did to find our dog.
Oh, my god.
Wait, I hear squeaky noise.
If you press H, you can use your squeaky toy
to possibly detect your dog.
Oh, no.
Oh, it's not dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
I died again.
Oh, no.
I'm alive.
I died.
Oh, I'll revive you.
You're the family guy, desktop.
Wait, why don't we go through the caves?
Yeah, that's a smart idea.
Oh, we have flares, too.
Yeah, yeah.
Was someone so down there?
I fell really far down.
Yeah, there's like a way.
Yeah, I don't think we were supposed to dig straight down.
That's like one of the main rules.
You're falling, I don't think that's...
Yes, I'm on to something.
Oh! What the heck? What did you do here?
What the... what the hell is this?
Phone call.
No, what's that, Ryan?
Alright, alright, wait, check this out. Watch this.
Are you playing music?
What is that beat?
I think it was like bouncy, so when I fell on top of it, it didn't hurt me.
Oh!
Okay, um... something's calling.
Oh
If you can get to me, I can see him
Hit me with a revive
It's all about that there's like a little game to music and make it
embarrassing.
I feel like I'm like a clown waltzing into that.
Oh, what was that?
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
It's a ball!
Guys?
Why are we just gonna go save Ryan?
Thank you.
I don't even know oh hello. Oh, oh, hello. I didn't go too far
I think I'm mind the bomb and it blew up in my hands. Yo, if you jump we can catch you so you don't take damage
I don't think they give a fuck to be honest
Oh
Sorry, sorry, I think that these these rocks you uncover our bombs
Are you is that you down at like the bottom of this?
I think Giga is very dead.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I didn't even heard of her.
Wait, Marco.
Oh, I see you!
I'm very bent.
We're making great progress though.
Oh, I found a package.
I hope it's a good one.
It says B.
Oh, it's gone.
I
Don't know what an arc be I hear squeaks. Yeah dog dogs below us somewhere. Oh
They said I heard squeaks
Yeah, my mic works. Oh, there's another package
Did you paint
I think if we throw it someplace that would kill us to get to, this will cushion our fall.
Oh
Anybody hear me yeah, I can hear you. Oh, I think I fell like
So far
Are you able to throw it falling? I think so, but I was trying to use the left mouse button, but it's cute
That would have been crazy if that happened to Steve in the Minecraft movie, man.
With that bucket of water, you know what I'm talking about?
You got any idea what I'm talking about?
When Steve had the bucket of water and he was about to die to fall damage?
To get under a movie.
Oh. You're in a tight spot too, huh?
The ghost is not seeing me.
I think I fell 500 meters through like a little tiny hole in the ground.
I can see that.
That's going to be sweet.
Is it in order?
order. Hold on. We'll stay. Yo! I'm back. Oh my god, this is dark. Wait, where? My body should be
closed. My body should be closed. Yeah, he's on one of these girders down there. I do see, I do see a
crumbled form. Okay.
You guys got any items that can help us get down there? Well, there's a back,
Okay, there's a bad behind me. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm scared
Kill it. I'm lower. I
Hear it. I hear the back. I don't see the back
How can we go down some loud ass rings, that's for sure. Oh, well, this is one way to go down
I'm here. I'm good. Do we have the phone?
There I am.
All right, here I come.
Oh, my God.
He is out on the girder.
Hey, I landed it.
Okay, okay.
Here's the pickaxe.
That's a good idea.
I was right about it.
I forgot about it.
Wait guys.
Hey, that's smart.
We can't use a roller.
I missed.
Oh no.
Please stop.
I don't think you can dig that way.
No, no, no, no.
Bye guys.
Bye.
We suck at this.
I'm so bad, man. I'm so embarrassed with my performance.
Dude, I'm eating the music. I'm making me fucking embarrassed.
It's just falling back.
Oh my god, it's falling so far. It's still like the meter on the top right we haven't even started, man.
Yay.
How about 20 meters? 30 meters?
I hear a new bomb! What do you mean a bomb?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Where are you? Oh my god. Where is Ryan? I'm 20 meters further down.
okay should be fine you like brace your core before impact
I don't know if I get to that idol of the night I don't
can you guys light up the path with your hunting bodies
oh does it does that help can you see
it's the best I could do it oh you are
oh shit I'm dead
Good one, guys.
Wait, let's see how far we go.
We are doing it! There's like, no, it's not there!
It's a dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
It's a skull, skull, skull, skull, skull!
I have a GIF off.
I'm gonna go to practice.
Yeah, take us to the park.
Okay.
Now, now we know what we're doing.
Yeah, now we have to use our pickaxe, I realize.
Well, why don't we just get the dog before he goes in the hole?
I'll just go grab him right now.
Oh, my bad!
Oh, there's a drill!
That's pretty smart.
Okay.
Here, I'll catch you guys.
Oh, thank you, thank you.
Yep, yep, yep.
Go!
Okay, okay.
Yo!
We gotta go!
There we go!
Yay!
Attack!
Where'd the third drill machine go?
It went this way.
Oh, there's loot down here.
Huge...
A blaster?
And grape juice.
Stop!
Oh, oh!
What happened?
I think Kate's trying to stop me.
Did you hit me?
You're trying to kill me.
I'm getting grieved here.
I thought you would catch me with your head.
Oh.
Uh, alright, I guess this way or I don't know where the drill is going.
I don't know where it went.
I've already given up on the drill.
The moment I saw it, no one fell.
I'm giving some loot, man.
I want full profits.
And no bombs.
You think happens when you mine the mushroom?
Oh I have a gun.
That makes a lot of sense.
What the player got?
Oh my god!
I'm sorry.
Don't worry guys, I got it.
I got it.
I'm making the pathway down.
Here.
Oh my god, you guys are so lucky.
I got it.
way down here oh my god you guys are so far below me
here i'll help you i'll help you
what the i made a hole i made a hole
if you go back to where you were getting shot by aliens from like a 1950
science fiction movie
i'm okay are you okay i'm okay i'm okay we'll catch you
Where are you?
Oh, no!
Oh, can you catch me?
Yes, catch me.
Damn shoes are slippery, man.
Oh, no, wait.
Uh, oh, you should try it, though.
I'm chilling, guys.
Long range warp!
Hello!
We made it!
I'm doing all right.
I found my car.
Go...
What's the matter?
Have you right click? Oh
I thought I could show you but she's unshowable. I well I told myself
You got a pie it's a long-range work
Yeah
was that two balls?
yeah i'll get you
yay
these guys are pretty speedy
oh we can see their footsteps
awww
they're going to quake or something
or they're doing worm
i don't know what's happening
happening you got dying and now the world is shaking
check this out you guys so far down I cannot even hear there's so many
I'm alive somehow, but still falling!
What the fuck?
Oh, you brought my body back.
Wait, what?
I'm alive.
Thank you.
I...
What?
Where are we?
I...
Oh no, maybe you warped to me and now we're down here.
I was just thinking, they're all down up here.
Oh my god, there's a bomb.
Oh my god, really?
Where?
Oh my god.
Where?
Why are we so lower than them?
I think you used a warp to get to me and now we're both down here.
But I didn't use anything.
Oh, maybe when I died I used a warp to warp you to me somehow.
I guess so.
I don't know. I have no idea.
No, we're down here!
I'm kinda just running it down mid.
We got teleported!
I dropped my warp on death and it activated.
Hey, there we are!
Yeah, guys, B2! B2!
Yeah. Oh, wow. You should eat it.
Wait, why is he running?
I'm dead, guys.
Um, I just fell for a really long time.
This fella for a really long time.
What the heck?
What the fuck?
Uh oh, uh oh.
Wait, I'm very alive.
I'm still dead.
They're gonna get to me. I'm not really sweating it.
Look at this.
You're almost here guys.
Oh no.
I'm alive. I'm alive. You made it. You made it. There we go. You're welcome. Oh no. Oh no.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All right. Don't go. Don't go this way. Wait, Giga, I think I have
to catch you. That's smart. I have to. Do you hear me? I think I have to catch you.
We got you!
He's got it.
Geek up!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you can see us in this.
I think we gotta get closer.
We got our arms up.
We're praising the sun right now.
Wait, let's see.
Oh wait, it actually was right on the hole.
Oh
Wait since since giga's dead can we make it to the resurrection statue?
Where's the bomb? Oh gosh. I think we have to make it there.
Cause like there's one right there. Yeah, how are you gonna get there?
Oh wait, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right down there.
Yeah, yeah. And then we make a... Oh shit.
Here, we make a stairs. Yeah, exactly.
By the way, our progress is on the top right.
I know, it's so sad.
Bye, bye, bye, I'm dead, bye. Goodbye.
You can put this?
Where is it?
I died.
Behind you, I left, I left, pick those up, pick those up.
Okay, throw it at the wall.
Throw it at the wall.
I'll teach you something incredible, okay?
Wait, wait, wait, let's see this.
All right, now what?
Let me get the relevant at the wall.
Is this throw cute?
You gotta hold it down to get something.
Oh fuck. I'm scared for my life.
It's so weird.
My people fight!
Shut the fuck up!
No!
Shut the fuck up!
She wasn't doing the fremen walk!
You gotta be doing the fremen walk!
I don't know what they are!
freaking dudes yeah you know
that was that's fucked up man oh the controls oh we just got light sticks
oh i don't know we have a limited light stick yeah they recharge over time
I have no clue.
Okay, I understand.
Damn, I knew that, and I was still getting my ASKB down there.
Hahaha!
Wait, maybe I don't hit E on the drill?
We have a victory curse, actually.
Smart, smart play.
Maybe it's the hardest game.
This is so difficult.
Alright, I'm gonna get you.
Okay, I'm here.
What if we just follow it?
Oh
Oh the player actually helps
I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm still alive
I fell
Oh
I'm chillin
Nate, I'm okay.
She's alive.
I'm okay.
We're all alive.
I got a drill gun.
But I want to wait for everyone to group.
Yo, drill gun.
This is going to take us right to the bottom.
Alright, ready?
I got a cucumber, a cucumber.
Oh shit, it's a crab!
We made it.
Huge.
Oh my god, okay, okay. I trust my life. I trust my life.
Okay, okay. After you.
Yes, buddy. Okay. Here we go.
Oh my god. Guys, guys.
When you're vision goes dark.
Eat the cucumber.
Oh yeah.
I just had to eat. I'm good.
Eat it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm just still pretty hurt.
Whoa. That's a spooky one. Oh, good job.
Whoa! Who did this? You're gonna hit me?
I'm dead? Someone here is trying to kill me.
I don't know. Don't jump! Don't jump! I jumped!
And I'm rolling down.
I'm alive, okay, okay, I'll try to catch them okay all right I can catch you I
Can't catch you come down
Oh she bounced off something
Oh my god
I guess you can't jump and catch at the same time.
You didn't.
All you gotta do is just stay still and catch me.
Get the full control.
Oh my god.
You're like carrying.
You've killed me.
Here.
You're killing me.
Oh.
Oh, there's a hole.
I gift you.
Oh my god.
I'm guilty.
Here.
I gift you cheese.
Oh.
Thank you.
Oh.
Try it.
YUMMY YUMMY
Here we go
I don't know if you made it
Oh no no no no no
Okay, I think you might be
I doubt you might be dead down there
I'm dead
I drew it and I missed the pink thing
Oh, you have to kill the bat with your pickaxe look at it and right click check it out.
Thank you.
I got the bow.
Oh, huge.
Nice shot.
Counter strike.
That's right.
He's coming back.
We got to get items.
He's coming back.
We gotta get items.
Let's spot the other side.
Let's go this way.
Guys, you can kill Fett with those life sticks.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah, you can do the lightning.
If you swing your axe, it's like a distance.
Huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two comers, two comers.
bad afternoon. Wait, using the clogs to create new platforms is crazy. Uh-oh. You okay?
Holy, that's warm. That seems like like a foundational game mechanic.
Yeah, I'm thinking the clogs are the cap.
some of the mud you can throw it to make like a rock that you can actually land on.
Okay, I see it. Do that. I see the vision. I see the vision.
Yeah. You guys do that. I'm just gonna do this. Look at this. We missed steps.
I see a body as he speaks his body a few meters down.
let me tell you this time it was not my fault I swear a bomb was just randomly
went off that I did not touch check out this time whoa it fucking works wait
That's gonna change the game
I'm almost at your body. Oh he's been teleported rare package
This is our best run guys I died
Sorry so I died I knew what
Worship the sand dude!
We worship you!
You see that?
Yeah, he heard our call dude.
We have to worship him.
Wait.
Where in the world is this man?
We're like really, we're really far below I think.
There's...
Claude, Claude fall right here.
I threw one right here.
Yeah, I'm 40 meters down.
40 meters a heck of a fall.
Oh shit.
Wait hold on.
Yeah, wait hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's smart.
Oh, that's my head!
Wait, I'm staking it!
Oh no!
Comically hitting every swim in my life.
Where's my body?
Wait, you're not far.
You're not far.
Hold on.
Okay.
I'm a cleaning every swim in this world.
Where's my body?
Wait, you're not far. You're not far. Hold on.
Okay, you're our...
I can't breathe out.
I believe...
She felt 80 meters, like diagonally.
Yeah, he's like quite...
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, okay.
I see sweeps.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, thank you.
I got you, and then...
I believe in Giga. You guys fool HP.
I'm over... I'm over here.
I'm over here.
I hear your axes.
Boy, that cleared stuff, actually.
Don't wanna call me the club, God. Check this...
Pit of darkness.
I mean, I'm right here with you.
like 40 meters further down which is insane but what happened to me is I made
I was going so nicely methodically and then I saw a golden crate and I took one
step too far to try to grab it and that was it. Oh no. Well you take a little
tumble off the edge, bounce your head off a girder before you know it. At least
your dead body is talking. Wait, I can hear them. I can see them.
We're here. They made it. Oh, I can't see them too.
Holy. Wait, what a PB. Look at this.
Alright.
Oh, and that foam jar. GG, we win. That's huge.
Alright, now we gotta find Kate, though.
Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
Oh, we're alive!
Yeah, goodbye!
At least, at least I'm close.
I'll use the foam jar to calm down.
Smart, that's smart.
There we go.
Yeah, yeah, I'm right there too, next to the crate.
Next to this one?
I think so.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, maybe not, maybe not.
way this is so
8
oh I see I see her body
yes
goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye
I doubt it guys
Okay, don't hit me in front of a bomb.
Ryan, can you stop dying, please?
I should have. I should have.
What?
Wait.
I think you're more, I think you're dead longer than alive.
Uh, probably by like, like five hours.
I think we need to find the last one.
Quick, no!
No!
I made a mistake.
Okay, you're still the furthest down, this is crazy.
I'm so gettable.
Wait.
Look at the light of my sandwich really quick.
Mark. Mark.
Oh yeah, there's about to be no bat.
You get through the light stick at the back and it dies too, yeah.
Wait, that's smart.
Using the ghosts to give intel instead of just watching everybody fall and then rapping at them.
Drill launcher.
Screech died next to the cucumber is so funny. Oh, I needed it too
Hello, I
See you
Could you come rescue me, please?
You're going the wrong way!
How do you pick?
Uh, middle mouse click.
Oh.
Oh, bomb dead.
Oh!
Oh, why would Gary buy Brian?
That's messed up!
He's gonna die anyway.
You're still further down.
What?
This is messed up.
You're a...
Oh my God, you're ultimate that way.
Oh, I should follow you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Follow the digit.
I should follow you.
Yeah, follow the leader.
Oh, cucumber.
You are the leader.
Here, take this.
Did you just say, make this an eat it?
I think I said it to you, but I'm not sure.
I think you just ate it.
I respect that.
There's a fat.
People are getting into pit.
I think I've taken it to you, but I'm not sure.
I think you just ate it.
I respect that.
There's a bag.
There's a bag!
Oh my god!
There you go, there you go.
Oh, whoa.
It's still here! The bag is still here!
Oh, there's cucumbers here by the way.
Oh damn.
These are cucumber trees.
They're not good.
They're trees for the cucumbers.
I guess I'll go with this.
Yo, she's got us now.
You know what, check this out.
Sprout pop, baby.
OK, let's see it.
That's terrible news.
Oh!
OK.
Push me push me on the edge and I almost died. That's cool
Wait, I got you I got you
We're all alive
We're almost a fifth of the way down.
Oh, I think the worm is here, the worm.
OK, OK.
Ray.
I'm just jumping.
You get back to the wall.
Oh, I have a great idea.
And then it might get us a little platform to work with.
trying to
okay okay
do that you flaunt it
oh my god
okay
now you gotta admit that was pretty smart
I chills
oh I'm still alive
oh my god catch me
it's okay I'm right here
I'm right here
I think I'm starting to get a handle on this
Oh, what's an arch being? Oh, it makes it makes
The style of the fight falling star beast here
I broke the flower.
You guys sure look like you're having a lot of fun over there.
Oh my God, I don't want to die.
I don't want to die.
On the other side of this crater.
Oh.
Um.
You better not get fired.
You got me in the crater.
There you go.
Did you throw a bomb at me?
Ah!
I don't think we can dig through the the darker stone right
that could have gone worse
oh no no no no no no no
yeah yeah i died guys
oh yes
i had no choice but to dig straight down
Oh
We can we can claw on our way out of this can you catch me you gotta take me catch me
Can I say something without you getting mad
Yeah, I'm 77 meters down from where you are is that bad? It's it's a lot. I
Hear squeaks is screaming
Squeaks I'm relaying your position to thank you to our last living member. Oh my god, I need help
No, no, no, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive.
It's a cliff.
You're the last person alive.
Oh.
What?
So, okay.
I think you can make it.
Yeah.
I don't know, there's someone else moving over there.
Wait, there is.
I died right next to Ryder.
Geego came back to life.
Oh, what?
Or maybe she didn't die.
Wait, where are your bodies?
I'm like three hundred and eighty meters down
I'm not right next to Ryan
oh okay so just keep going down
yeah it's a two per one deal
okay
hold on hold on hold on there's nothing there
oh shit
you can't think anymore
we could be helping him we could be helping him
I don't think we can think that way
try to dig inwards if possible
okay yeah
get a claw get a claw and then use the claw
to push me forward
Oh, Claude.
Okay.
Oh, this is really far, Claude.
There you go.
Like, you couldn't have done it.
And then the crate.
A rare crate.
Oh my god, and a beam.
Wait, where's your body from here?
It's still lower?
Yeah, like 50 meters down.
Oh my god, let's go.
Let's go.
Wow, look.
What is this?
What is that?
A humble worker, Diego.
I threw something called a dingus.
And now they're saying I'm just playing with my dingus when I'm in this room.
Maybe dingus is that purple stuff?
Yeah, I threw it and it became something.
I don't know how to look.
So it could be fun and bouncy or it could be poisonous and kill me.
Yeah, purple's kind of ambiguous.
I don't really, I don't know where to run away from a gamble, you know.
Oh!
Seems cushiony.
Mushroom leather.
Okay, this is good.
Oh my god, you're so clutching up.
That was such a clutch.
Holy shit.
There's a hole underneath you.
Yeah, it goes like a hundred meters straight down.
Oh my god.
Okay, tech.
Holy cow you tick
He isn't really good at this
I mean, I'm lower than anybody else so I think
Oh, that could get us nothing.
Wait! Wait!
He got made it!
Help me!
Why did you do this?
Not the bombs at the corpse, too.
I'm just faithful servant.
I said to you.
I just got revived to die.
That was so scary.
We're back, baby.
Oh
Yeah, okay a little bit closer, maybe push it right now. Oh my god
Okay
I don't know. I don't want to die. Stop digging it. He's coming. He's coming.
Stop digging it he's coming!
He's coming!
My lord, my my my lord!
Alright I died.
Oh no, okay where are you?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm just so far away I have no clue like...
Is it far down?
No, I think I was above you guys.
Oh, we gotta find the relic then. Oh, yeah, the rest of the relic
Yeah, I'll keep my eyes out
What if I just take the one shot?
Yeah.
Well, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
Why not? I'm not swapping.
There's nothing, there's nothing there.
Okay.
They're actually made.
Dude, we've almost made it to like the first line on the depth meter on one side.
That's bad.
I died to the bomb, not even to the fault?
He's dead again?
That wasn't even my fault, to be honest.
Well, have no fear.
I think that was progress because we didn't fall for once.
That's right.
Oh no, I shouldn't have said anything.
Literally once, literally once.
That's right.
Oh, there he got it.
Oh, wait.
Yo, you found me.
You found me.
Now it's your turn to hide.
I don't think so.
Okay.
I see the cat.
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't come down.
Don't come down, don't come down.
If I get revived, don't I spawn?
I see the railing, oh there's your pinging power, pinging, how'd I pings, the middle
Stop saying that is a chest that's obviously a bomb
That is a chest that is clearly a bomb
Oh good, it's ice.
Good night, Al.
Okay, and then we get him.
Oh!
Yeah!
No!
You killed me!
Hello!
Thanks for bringing me back.
No, I can't see this slippery nose.
No, what the heck?
You stole my face.
You stole it.
Oh no.
Everywhere I go, that's the slippery eyes.
This is terrible.
Maybe you should die.
Can we kill him?
No, no, no, no.
There'll be another.
This is terrible.
Not fun to watch.
Oh my God, it's so gross.
Is that frozen even inside?
But you can kind of surf on it though.
I ain't frozen anymore, okay. Okay, check it. Oh, would you see this bridge? Okay. What?
This is huge.
My hands are bones.
I'm fully clogged.
Wait, I can see through walls.
I cooked the walls.
Hold on.
I didn't even know Ryan died.
Oh, there's two chests and food on your bottom left.
Oh my god.
Yeah, yeah.
Because it really is.
Like right below me looks to just be like...
Gingy-ging-ditch, there's food.
Yeah, keep going that way.
Yep, keep going.
Down here.
Oh! To your left!
To your middle!
Yeah, right there.
Endless riches if you jump in the void.
Trust me.
Alright, keep going that way.
Other way, other way.
Turn around.
To your right and look down.
And then go straight and then right above you is a chef.
He was right.
Each bomb.
I believe in this.
Holy.
That was huge.
Thank you, Squeaks.
Oh my God, we're only 60 meters from the dog.
Oh my god, we're only 60 meters from the dog!
No!
Please, no!
Oh, Chess on your left!
Me? Me?
Yep, yep, yep, go left, it's like right down, where you're standing.
I hear the dog! My body thinks the dog!
Oh no!
On the floor.
I'm a floor?
Yes, I hear dog.
Well, that's dingus.
What? Dingus?
Dingus is like a frisbee that makes platforms, I guess.
Onto the battle.
Oh, this is too far. Check this out.
too far check this out oh shady is another one oh little damage wait are you all dead
am I am I the prince that was promised I think you guys alive though no surprise there
I'm just taking straight through the wall.
I think you're gonna jump onto the metal.
Metal behind you.
Yeah, yeah.
As a ghost, I think so.
On your left.
On your left, there's a metal bar.
Jump onto that.
and then jump onto the ground that's
you should kind of like go up to us too
hey you can't see you can't see you don't know where to go
you have no idea jump up the mushroom jump up the mushroom
i think i need a claw
push me luck well i believe oh yes man
Oh, it's the idol! It's the idol!
Oh, please!
No way!
Oh, shit, sorry!
There's only 15 meters away.
Oh, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!
I am.
That is on your ass, girl!
the dog did you find the dog I found the dog oh my god further what's this I
think it's like you go to the next level revive all players oh wait where's
giga still alive oh oh get rewords
yo oh my god endless loot on I need
food
okay wait huge it's like a checkpoint
would you just tell you to die but could
we respawn well that's true I think
we're done responding it's a one use
Wait, I hear yeah, we're here. Oh
And then you poofed away my purpose was
I don't think
I think the first segment is not like this. The next segment is much longer. You see on the top
This this was a whole classic. Oh, well, I just go the whole
Oh, I guess we just we just go down further. I think the first segment is
Not like this the next segment is much longer. You see on the top, right?
I think the next like the yeah, I
Can give it a shot
Oh my god. Oh, it's super. There's a hole in here. Careful. Okay. Okay. Okay. I can't.
I can't move oh
Oh
I see oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh
This is actually fucked up
Still alive
I'm okay
Guys there's no claw over here, I've noticed that
I LIVED!
Yes, absolutely.
Wait, wait, wait, just wait one second, wait one second!
Okay, okay, I'm ready.
Oh my god, that's horrifying.
The screen turns black.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so scary.
Oh, there's a chest.
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm alive. I'm dead. I'm at the bottom of a cave. I fell
in a nutty putty cave. And I dropped my beach ball. That was literally perfect. It couldn't
better than that. I'm on my way. Take your time. That dude's even given a thumbs up.
He does look like Sidney Crosby after he got high stiffed last night.
Here I am. Thank you. All right, wait, we're actually trucking through this part.
Oh no! I hit him with my flair! I hit him with my flair! He fucking lived, man!
That's great. That's crazy. But that means it must be safe.
in so many ways.
You guys see?
Okay, okay.
I can do this.
Okay?
I'm ready.
That was actually awesome.
You see this, like, the color out of space thing here?
Yeah, jump in it.
I mean, I think it did.
like flows down your pole. You sure about that? Yeah, yeah, 100% jump in it. Well, you
can kind of climb with it.
Did you just press the space bar fast enough you can't fall? There's a bomb.
I'm okay there's a golden chest up here. Oh food in here it all went wrong. It all went
wrong where there's a bat oh my god what a shot what a shot
oh I don't know if I have any conceivable way to get down there's paint
down here that cushioned your fault oh no man
pop rock way
I
Don't told me to land on the dynamite it'll cushion my fall
Oh my god, the bad has dynamite it's alright
down here
All the matters is that we beat them to the end
I'm just hearing like non-stop explosions which I died oh no my body is a little lower
I can't I can't move I'm stuck so what good news is we got like infinite time
It's true because I'm not follow the rest of the team that you're stuck. I'm right next to a revive statue too
Pretty sure they use the pickaxe. I'm just gonna fall
Or I can just fall the old-fashioned way. Oh, what happened? I said, let me try something today. Oh, it went about as you'd expect
Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I almost fell down there.
Oh, my God.
We're doing well, we're doing good.
We're getting mixed.
Yeah, we're well fed.
I have an entire ham in my pocket.
What?
I got a whole ham in.
Oh, I was just like repeat.
I think I'm dropping right in.
I'm all surprised when I jumped in the lift.
Our entire conversation was just like...
Oh, my God.
It was just us saying woe and then I'm dead. Oh wait I lived
Okay, I'm feeling like this is really bad if we break this
Something about it
I believe maybe it oh god
Wait is there any more
I'm holding up.
I'm holding up?
Yeah, yeah.
Wait.
I got you.
Catch me anyway.
Okay.
Where's Ryan's sweets?
I have no clue.
I'm trying.
Yeah, I'm still 100 meters down.
Oh, oh, oh.
Okay, you're further.
further okay I'm that's that's good news sign no way
no no he's not
all you can have feet or meters okay
okay okay
It's a little precarious, a little slippery.
It's crazy to think this is how I could have been playing the game.
Like slowly enough.
Like, oh, that drop will kill me. Let me do something about it.
I'll say like, I can survive, man.
And then...
You missed 100% of the jumps you don't pay.
I don't know if I could put my body in a worse spot either. I'm pretty sure like a living
Human can't plant their feet there
Okay
there oh oh our bodies are down below wait wait I see the silhouette like really far
down oh
type of pose type of point pose you find your homeboy and then you sleep over
without a blanket is one of the funniest things anyone's ever written in
And it's also a real S-Fuck.
When they run out of blankets at the sleepover, you do be sleeping like that.
Oh, damn, what a pose!
I'm literally right above you. I'm literally right above you. Okay, okay.
I have to wait for the ops to move on.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay.
I think the guy hates me. He always comes to me.
Just break actually, huh?
Oh my god, there's no way it's coming back.
That's so sad!
That's bad!
Oh no!
Yo, where would I?
Oh no!
I almost died, you dude.
That was good though.
That was such a good run.
That was better.
That was good!
I'm not proud of us.
Oh my god, that's what's hitting me.
I don't want to down her, but she's just doing that shit the whole time.
Oh my god, that's so funny.
Cause I ran and then I just fell over.
She's just laughing, she just goes,
I hit you with the flare by accident when you were standing on the edge of that icy
Pressure
You fell like you're 90 meters to your death
Wondering why I fell, I thought I tripped or something
Dude, get better aim
No
Get better aim dude
It's Halo
Oh my god
Oh wait what?
Oh
No
No way!
No!
You got got moves!
I cannot hit her!
Melee
Melee doesn't work
That's right
It's impossible
Why is it 3v1?
Melee doesn't work, right?
No, it does not work
Oh!
speedrun strats
way way way good idea
i can blow stick you out of the boundary
oh
no it didn't work it didn't work it didn't fall off
okay now i'm getting bullied
another speedrunner strats
ahhhh
if I'm falling and I and I get hit by a glow stick in midair does it reset my fall damage
oh
Oh, there's a ball!
There's a ball!
Oh!
It's like a weapon.
It's like a boost to your ragdoll.
Get on an edge or something.
Oh, what?
That's really satisfying.
Where'd it go?
Oh!
It's like throwing knives in modern world fairs.
Oh, oh my god.
Oh, oh, my ball.
Oh, how come you're faster than me?
What?
You pulled my hand.
You got your ball, Greg.
Two for one.
I yanked it out of your hand.
I took it out of your hand.
Oh my god, wait, you can.
That's insane.
oh there's two my ball my ball oh so close
oh wait this can be the whole game why
did I do even the big oh wait I could
have been a different color of all time
oh my god but there's outfits you can
customize your character oh no let me up hey I think I cannot throw the ball
more it's fuck oh oh oh what are you gonna do what oh my god a little bit of a
makeover when you were coming around there was a wind up to that throw
Oh, that was a real one.
Oh, this is something, man.
Wait, where'd it go?
Wait!
They got the Burton Ernie nose.
Where did they go?
Where did the balls go?
I wonder, I wonder.
Oh, is there anything under there?
Oh!
Oh, fuck!
I'm gonna I'm gonna make myself look like a
Oh, oh, no, oh good trade
Got mine. Well, I got the quarries head
It's a very satisfying pit where it hits him in the head.
Oh
One fucking break away.
Come on.
Oh my god, your character.
You really can customize a character. You have like a cool hat.
Yeah, yeah, I got cool hats. We're going to an anime convention this weekend.
I'm gonna wash her with my wife.
Wait hold on I need to work on my head
Oh oh shit
That's dying
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, shit.
Oh, oh, what?
Point blank.
Stunlocked.
Oh, this is crazy.
You know you can double jump.
What?
Yeah, you can double jump this whole time.
You can double jump.
What?
Wait, I wasn't able to double jump.
Wait, you're still here?
Don't know
Oh, you. I can't believe that.
You took it.
What if I close it?
Oh.
What?
You were drowning.
No.
No, what?
Nope.
The devs that are watching, they're like, what the fuck?
Oh, damn it.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I don't want to be that guy, but the devs, I'm just going to say it, you should make
I
Yes
All right guys, I got to get out of here
I got some sandwiches to eat that was a lot of fun though
Yeah, I like this. I
There there are a lot of club games coming out like weekly
So I will hit you guys up if you if that's okay. Yeah, I'm super down
I think I think the next one is three versus one
Homo long game one person has to defend and then three people have to
And and then and then game after that one person has to be people have to rub them
You sound awesome.
Is this in VR?
And that's my time.
I had to get out of there.
I had to find a way to leave.
I'm going to send you over to my live stream.
I'm going to go eat another sandwich and a half.
I'm gonna have a lot of fun and I'll be back tomorrow. Holy shit. Tomorrow's Friday
Later y'all