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I didn't say shit about Norway man, I didn't say shit about Norway.

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I gave sentimental value four and a half stars like three months ago.

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All I said is people love recommending foreign cinema, but if you say hey how about a foreign

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movie that's not from Taiwan, Hong Kong or Japan, all of a sudden they go one second

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I'm going to have to think about that.

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I'm going to have to think about that for a day.

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Wait, wait, wait, have you seen another round?

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Have you seen another round?

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You should see another round.

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Another round is really good.

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Have you seen Train to Busan?

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Train to Busan is peak, man.

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Actually, Bug Bite 666, you're fucking honest something.

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I'm watching the celebration tomorrow.

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Thomas Vinterberg movie from 1998 that kick-started dogma 95. Yes, sir

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Shit is goaded. Let's go. Let's go

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You see sentimental value. Yes, it's the first thing I said when I started the stream a minute and a half ago

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It's the first thing I said

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It was in the preamble, the worst person in the world, this is what I'm saying, I'm not

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saying Norwegian cinema is not being the allegations and they only have one director.

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But the line-up to recommend Norwegian cinema is also a line-up with Lars von Trier and

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Joachim Treher quite long.

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The line-up without them, not as long, I've noticed.

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Who directed Let the Right One In?

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That is peak though, but that's Swedish.

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I don't know who directed it.

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some dude named Lars, if I had to guess, or Henryk? Sven? Good, safe bet, man. Safe bet.

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Thomas?

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Can I say something?

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No disrespect to the Thomases in the chat, but Thomas has so much more aura.

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Thomas.

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Fuck you!

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Hi, my name is Thomas.

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Okay, buddy.

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Fuck you. Hi, my name is Tom. My name is Thomas

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Okay, buddy. All right

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My name is Tomas. Whoa, damn

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Hey, anything the sense can come back on the hurricanes, I'm not really worried about all that I am reveling

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Oh poor Quinn Hughes is little his little legs must be tired 43 minutes of ice time last night

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And in a loss, oh and a double OT loss. Oh Quinn Quinn

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Get in the cold plunge Quinn or Matt Boldy will have to score a hat trick himself

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I hope it was worth it, Quinn.

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I hope it was worth it while Mass Canuck ruining my wild.

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I mean, he's literally your number one defenseman.

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Matt Boldy's also pretty piqued.

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Don't get me wrong.

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Even though he played for Team USA, I kind of like Matt Boldy and it's 100% because he

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looks like that kid who used to do like the Katy Perry Firework lip sync videos on YouTube.

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If you look like the kid who did the Katy Perry lip sync videos on YouTube, you're allowed

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to have one drink with Cache Patel in the locker room.

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I said it.

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it again. I'm good. You could double it and give it to the next guy. You could always

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double it and give it to the next guy. No law against that. Who cares about the dolls?

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I do. You guys ever seen on Autumn's Tale 1987? Charlie on Fed? Nope. No. No. Yes. It's

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It's peak, man.

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Movie's dusty as hell.

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It's not dusty.

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It's actually a beautiful portrait of a New Yorkan transition.

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Samuel paying with a hat, with a bat versus Inspector Tequila, who wins in a fight.

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You know I love about an Autumn's Tale, among many other things.

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Bro hates Yankee opera and then the climax of the movie is literally what he complained

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about.

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Literally his 14th cousin asked him to dance dance with me dance with me and then he goes

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out and has like a West Side Story style brawl.

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Springsteenian. He did let the Broadway folks have it, man. He literally jumped the line,

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pissed me off. You should get a babysitter so you can watch Michael. My wife is kind

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on a Michael Jackson kick. No way. Well she's kind of, I think it's because me being born

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in 1988, I kind of caught a little bit of the Comet's Tale with Michael Jackson. Some

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of those songs he came out with in the 90s were still huge. Like I can remember seeing

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the music video for like black and white and stuff like that and the premiere of the music

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video for Scream. So like I can, I knew how big Michael Jackson was, even though I wasn't

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really around in the 80s when he was at his peak of his popularity. But her being born

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in 1992, she kind of missed it. So she's actually, she's been discovering Michael Jackson and

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being like, I don't know if you know this, but this guy can really dance. And I'm like,

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That's 100% true.

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But it is funny kind of like not having seen clips from Michael Jackson in like 10 years

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and then watching videos of him lip-syncing.

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Sorry, but I mean that's not, that's not, you can't dance like that and sing that.

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Not all of his performances are lip-syncing, but some of the performances of him on TV he's

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lip-syncing.

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And just out of nowhere he's doing like front kicks on the stage that have absolutely nothing

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to do with the song whatsoever.

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She told me her name was Billie Jean and she caused a scene and then he just like kicks

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straight ahead like at a 90 degree angle right into the audience and you're like what in

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the lyrics called for that right there?

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It's called stage presence.

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It's like when Dan plays a new roguelike and he's worried that if he doesn't stim for

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five seconds people are going to change tabs like he's just there's a little

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pause in between two lines of the song and he's like I better do the splits

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right fucking now otherwise people are gonna vacate the theater

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He would have loved Twitch.

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Well, I'm not commenting on that.

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That's controversial.

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But we already played with those.

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he actually would have loved Twitch.

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Me pretending not to see Michael Jackson's message

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in Twitch chat.

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Michael Jackson typing, hi, NL, hi, Northern Lion.

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Me looking at chat and my eyes visibly dilating

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and then me looking back and going, oh, 2006,

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October 13th, 2006, could have been Saw Two in here.

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I think Saw Two might have come out around that time.

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What badge would he have?

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I'm not answering that.

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I feel like there's a lot of different roads that could go down.

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It does feel like this bit was just NL saying what he feels when using Michael Jackson as

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a prop for it.

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Origin, that's a lot of the humor is that.

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You ever realize that everything in life is really an analogy?

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I was thinking about that.

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I was struck by what I'm sure is a completely original thought

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no one else has ever had.

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All art is just analogizing.

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This makes me think of this.

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Doesn't this remind you of this?

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This evokes the same feeling as this.

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Have you ever noticed that this is a microcosm of this?

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The only way we can define anything,

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whether it be a memory, an emotion, a taste, et cetera,

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is relatively by comparing it to other things.

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There is no base level meaning to anything.

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Only, like, experiences are only given meaning

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within the context that they relate to other things.

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Very interesting thing, right?

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That might not be true,

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because sandwiches are pretty tasty,

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even if it's not the best sandwich you've ever had.

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I don't have to think about it, though.

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Okay, Kamala, okay, but she was spitting when she said,

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you think you fell out of a coconut tree.

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She was right.

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People hated her because the the kinds of people who say stuff like who cares if I spelled

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it wrong this ain't school they got mad.

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They got mad and said I don't really understand what that means.

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And as a result it must be false.

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It brings false to me.

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I did fall out of a coconut tree.

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I did watch a DBJ watching that Corey Booker press conference though where he keeps saying

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where he, and I see so little content but I'm really glad that I saw this where Corey

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Booker keeps going like he's at the Michigan Senate or whatever and he keeps going only,

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oh I only agree with 90% of what she said so I'm not going to vote for her and you let

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somebody else get in the office who you agree with on zero percent that dvj was like I did that

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I did that

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Who does he think he's talking to man there you wow librarian that was quick

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I also did not and this is just piggybacking up DBJ's bits at this point.

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I didn't know Corey Booker has like 15 tweets where he says like he's breaking up with sleep

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and starting a new relationship with coffee and they all read like exactly the same.

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I'm ending my relationship with sleep and starting a new relationship with coffee.

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really hot. It's pretty good though. We can't have a millennial president. It is interesting,

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right? I mean, this was my soft launch of my politics channel. I'm trying to think Obama

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not a millennial, millennial coded but not a millennial. I think there is a chance we just go

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straight from like the silent generation rate to like a gen, maybe a gen X president and then

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straight to Gen Z. Who's we? Well I guess that's true. Canada, I mean I feel like we already had

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had a millennial president. It doesn't get more millennial than Justin Trudeau, man.

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A regrettable Halloween costume. And now he's going to say something foul about his relationship,

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which is not fair. Don't put regrettable in quotation marks. It's regrettable. It's a

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very, I mean, there's other words you could describe it, but I'm sure regrettable is within,

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If you did a word cloud of the way that he feels about it, that would probably be one

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of the biggest words in the word cloud.

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You guys know Charlie Kaufman is 67?

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That's fucking peak, man.

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Red, have you really been on Twitch since the Justin TV days?

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I honestly thought you were like 26 years old.

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34?

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Ah, same difference.

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34? Ah, same difference.

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Big ups to the 34 year olds. Sorry you had to hear that to all the 26 year olds or whatever.

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That's a Starcraft Brood War guy.

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That's interesting.

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I should have known from the G-Man avatar that you were not in your 20s.

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20-year-olds might have like a TF2 avatar, but I feel like the average 20-year-old in

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discord, sorry, the punchline came into my head and it actually like, did DOT to me.

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It did poison damage to me when the punchline appeared fully formed in my head.

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Like the average 20-year-old's discord avatar is like a normal picture of germa, but they've cut like a little slit out of his eyebrow

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They got like a germa fuckboy avatar or something like that or germa baby girl. There's a lot of germa baby girl avatars, too

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All right, let's start the fucking dolls man

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They're saying I'm a four and a half merchants on

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on Letterbox. They're saying he gave Robocop, Throne of Blood, End and Autumn's Tale 4.5 stars.

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Okay, well people keep recommending like movies that are good as fuck to me, man.

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What do you want me to say?

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Robocop is not fucking ass, man.

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Throne of Blood is not the worst curisawa.

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Rashomon is the worst curisawa, bro.

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They really treated the only female character like the manosphere on Twitter is talking

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about night shift nurses.

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is foul, man. Should I watch a brief encounter directed by David Lean from 1957? I'm a little

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different than the average motherfucker these days. I'm not the guy who's going to watch

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a YouTube video to understand the movie. I need to watch a movie to understand a YouTube

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video. A brief encounter. Bridge on the River Kwai. A lean night. The island of Dr. Javago.

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Go for my dinner with Andre and said, literally added it to the list today.

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When I was younger I used to think about money, now all I think about are memes.

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Wall is Sean, that's my fucking goat right there.

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When you call my name, it's like a little prayer, I'm down on my knees, I want to take

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you there.

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Can I say something?

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I feel like this is the craft, man.

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Last boat departs at 6 PM.

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They're really angling for Jaws.

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This does not.

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Can I say something crazy?

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Maybe they want Jaws, too.

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Julie James, Julie James, Pet Cemetery, Peter Pan, maybe.

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OK.

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It's Mackay Pfeiffer.

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Wait, is this not?

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What did I say first? I said the craft.

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The faculty? Wait a second.

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Freddie Prinze Jr. Oh, is it just I know what you did last summer?

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I knew it was in that 90s fucking era. Is it I still know what you did last summer?

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I still know what you did last summer. That's crazy, man. You got it.

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I still know what you did last summer.

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Even ass movies had insane lighting back then.

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I mean, Nick, you are not lying.

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Look at this.

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If this shit was on Netflix, I know it's easy points, but if this shit was on Netflix, how

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fucking garbage would this shot look?

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Look at the way they built a physical set.

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They got the light porn info.

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They didn't find it like this man, they didn't find it like this, this is stage, that takes

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a lot of look at all the candles and shit.

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Now they just fuck it, just shoot it on your iPhone, we'll change the channels in post.

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Also they would have done a split die-up, their shot right here.

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And just to score some points with the Cinemati, they would have been, oh check it out, oh damn,

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all the letter box reviews would have been like, wow, there was really no reason this

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movie had to go so hard with the split diopter shot. That's cool though. Okay, you should

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see Lee Cronin's The Mummy then. Boy, do I have a fucking movie for you, man. Anyway,

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give me a second here as we move on. He knows. I know, I ain't passed the bar, but I know

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a little bit. Enough that you want to use my biopter to split. You haven't seen Lee

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Cronin's The Mummy? He's right, you know. Morgan Freeman? He's right, you know.

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Some loser on Letterbox would have said, in all seriousness, despite the score, we need

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more movies like this. A decent, honest movie with some tough emotional moments and a few

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laughs. Some astonishingly good camera work for such a small movie. Okay, but that's literally

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my review of is this thing on directed by Bradley Cooper and of course starring

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Will Arnett and Lord Dern and Bradley Cooper as balls that's my own review

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echoed back to me and in my defense that movie does have some fucking

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astonishingly good shots for a movie of its scope I think it's incredibly well

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shot and I do think we have we need more movies like that even though I gave it a

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three small movie but it's full of A-listers. Bro, Will Arnett is not an A-lister unless

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we're talking about in the realm of podcasting. He's a B-lister, okay? He's known. He's not

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an A, he's not Timberley Chalamet, okay? He's not Zendaya or something like, he's not Tom

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cruise. He's a B-lister. He's Batman in the Lego movie. In the Lego movie. Anyway. Well,

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most expect them to take Fernando Mendoza tonight. Who did the Raiders draft last time?

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They had the overall, the number one overall pick. Bro, Jemarcus Russell. I would literally

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watch the draft. Drew Bledsoe played at this Pac-10 school before he went number one overall

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in 1993. In Steph Curry's first career playoff series, he helped the Warriors upset this 57-win

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team that featured Andre Igwodala in the 2013 first round. Andre Igwodala, probably the Lakers,

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right? Makes perfect sense. The azure and continental are made by Lincoln. One thing's

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I... What the fuck? Oh the Bentley, Bentley continental. Why did I think Lincoln continental?

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That's things. Can I say something though? It is not about Bentley, it's about Lincoln.

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One thing that you would think, when I was a kid, the only people who drove Buick's were old

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people. Same for Lincoln's. It's been 30 years since I was a kid. To this day, the only people I

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see driving Buicks are old people. How is that? Like 30 years ago I would have been like well

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eventually they're not going to be you know people that were 30 when Buicks were old people cars

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are going to be old and they're like I don't want to be old I'm going to drive a I'm going to drive

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something that's not a Buick but they're still they're still driving Buicks. I guess something

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about like turning 65 has you really start looking at Buicks a little bit differently.

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You'll be old one day and understand.

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I mean it's true with Lincoln's too.

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Whenever I see someone driving like a Range Rover, I'm like, I have no idea how old they

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are.

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All I know is that they don't give a fuck about the upkeep costs of that beast.

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When I see someone driving a Lincoln Navigator, I'm like, give them a wide berth because this

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motherfucker is easily 80 plus.

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That's Tina Fey and Kurt Russell.

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collar on Kurt Russell there. Richard Feynman's in celebrity mashup? The fuck is Richard Feynman?

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Nobody on Barstool is going, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Richard Feynman and Enrico Fermi,

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okay? That shit is not happening. You can delete Richard Feynman, the physicist who was part of

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the fucking Manhattan Project at Los Alamos, New Mexico. You can delete him from the Daily Dozen.

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That shit is going to get a zero percent. This is more your speed, okay?

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One of this regional chain signature items is the three-way spaghetti topped

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with their secret receipt chili. Secret receipt chili? You can't eat that. It's

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got BPAs and a mound of cheddar cheese. Okay, there's only one chili restaurant

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I'm aware of, and I do think it's served on top of spaghetti. Can I tell you

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something crazy? Dropping my kid off at school this morning, I swear to God,

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she made a gummo reference. And I don't know where she saw it, unless they're

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watching it in kindergarten. We're walking from our car to the school,

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and she said, Daddy, did you know some parents let their kids eat in the

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bathtub? And I went, yeah, if you're gummo, and then she laughed. I went, what the fuck?

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My kid just clocked my gummo reference.

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Like what the hell happened?

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Maybe she derived gummo from base principles.

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With the actor's first names as the title, from 2010 to 2015, this free-form sitcom

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starred the actress who played Sabrina the Teenage Witch and an actor known for a woe catchphrase.

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With the actor's first names, with the actor singular possessive first names as the title,

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from that it was the title from 2010 to 2015 but it could have been on the air for decades.

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This free form, which it's a proper noun so this must be the network, sitcom starred the actress

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who played Sabrina the Teenage Witch, who is probably not Melissa Joan Hart,

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because she was really busy filming like God's Not Dead 4 during this time period,

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and an actor known for a woe catchphrase.

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So this is Keanu, this is Melissa Keanu.

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Actor, and an actor, Melissa. Oh my god, it's Melissa and Joey.

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I have no idea. I don't really know what this is. Joey is from Blossom. The Mayan Bialik

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show and Melissa is Melissa Joan Hart.

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All right, what the hell is Freeform?

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This should have six seasons on fucking Freeform, man.

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It was Freeform's biggest show.

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Joey, yeah, yeah.

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true that in his later years he would not carry a gun. I'm around too many children he'd say

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they should never know of one. Okay bro you're the one who got into the mafia.

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This 2009 documentary about Michael Jackson's prep for a Vegas residency that was canceled due

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to his death grossed over 250 million. This is called like this is it. This is it Michael Jackson.

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Pull it with Butterfly Wings, Chara Brock in 1979, oh I wonder bro, this is Richard Feynman,

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yeah it's the Smashing Pumpkins, 50%. Cars was a tough one. Celebrity mashup, everybody got it man.

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Is this it? Is better than this is it? I would say probably yes. I would say that the Strokes

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Dabu album is better than the Michael Jackson concert documentary.

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That makes sense to me. As good as it gets though,

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Unk was crazy when he threw the dog down that elevator shaft. He says some stuff

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to Greg Keneer that you can't take back. Nah man, maybe he's okay. Well, but how

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How does Helen Hunt, it kind of stretches the bounds of realism when Helen Hunt falls

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for Jack Mankelson in the movie.

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And it's not because he's old and not well groomed, it's just like he's just not a good

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person.

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He's just not a good person in the movie.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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I'm talking about as good as it gets from 1997.

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He does do that thing with the sunglasses though.

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Why don't you shut your cornhole and give me a chicken salad sandwich?

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He's always saying shit like that.

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He's always saying some shit like that's not, I don't think he says that, but you could

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imagine him saying that in the movie.

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He says stuff like that.

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Great Nicholson.

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I'm actually, I'm on a hot streak with impressions.

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People liked the Gordon Ramsay one yesterday too.

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It's kind of, it's kind of popping off.

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It's kind of popping off lately.

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They're saying I can capture the spirit of celebrities, if only for a brief instant.

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Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is 24 today.

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Who gives a fuck, man?

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Charlie Kaufman, 67!

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Fiction, pulp fiction, science fiction, historical fiction, literary fiction, kinds of fiction.

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My very eager mother just served us nine pennies.

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These are Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars in the fucking mnemonic to remember the order

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of the planets in our solar system.

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Oh my God!

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Holy shit!

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Types of steak?

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A skirt steak?

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A flank steak?

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Maybe not.

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Whammy.

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Whammy.

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Wait, Divo, Wham, Asia, Toto.

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These are 80s pop groups.

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I'm starting with four letter 80s pants.

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You know the MJ1 where he puts his arms out to the side and goes,

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I'm doing that one. I don't think I could do the kick, but I can do that one.

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That was a really good connections today.

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I mean, anyone else ever sing Cosmic Pinball

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as your school musical?

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Cosmic Pinball, take me away.

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I want to fly through outer space, whatever you say.

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It's a big electrical ride, and you'll be our guide

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to adventure.

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You don't know this?

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I don't think it's kind of,

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it's given a little bit of like waiting for guffman, but.

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My ass did not go to the school plays, I was in it but it was like compulsory.

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My teacher might have written it, and then every class, like the whole school sang the

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Cosmic Pinball theme, like the fanfare from Cosmic Pinball, but then every class had their

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own planet.

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I can't remember what our planet was, which is crazy, but I do remember that we didn't

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have to sing Venus goddess of love and I was so stoked because I was like in the fifth

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grade I was like I don't want to sing a fucking love song to Venus bro that planet is stinky

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It has to be S, man.

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Has to be Samsung.

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Has to be Samsung.

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It took a shot from the fucking diving bell and the butterfly, man.

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Has to be World War II.

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There's no shot.

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Can I say something?

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World War II does not.

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Well, you know what?

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World War Two has a million searches on Google, but like a hundred million on Bing, because

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that's the default on PCs that like old guys are using.

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Like me, Apple's got to clear that.

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It's got to be Apple over Narcissists.

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Narcissists does not have more searches than World War Two, bro.

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to Chinese has been trending up ever since ever since tip to tip. I gotta try it right.

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Damn, this thing's, say Michael Jackson probably still gets more monthly streams than Paramore.

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I'm not saying Paramore is not popular, but I mean it's Michael Jackson, man. It's gotta

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be Michael Jackson. This is always a tough one, man. It's always because in December,

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I do believe that you might be the most popular artist in the world, or at least one of them.

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of December? I gotta try. I'm gonna go with Beyonce over Michael Buble.

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Can I say as far as Vancouver celebrities go, I put Michael Buble close

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to the top. I'm not really fucking with his music that much. Obviously he's an

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amazing singer with a great voice, but he's way more of a real human being

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than fucking Ryan Reynolds, as far as I'm concerned.

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I mean, I don't think anybody's gonna disagree with that.

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I just wanna say, like, if I'm putting my trust

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in a Vancouver celebrity,

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I'm putting it into Michael Buble.

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Cause every once in a while,

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he does something very relatable

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and like crashes out during a call

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to like a local talk radio show about the Vancouver Canucks.

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And he knows what he's talking about.

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Like, he's on r slash Canucks, man.

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He did luck out that Pepsi named their sparkling water like after his last name

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for sure. I do believe that Ryan Reynolds is not a human being. I believe that

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inside of his solar plexus is a little alien with two levers that is operating

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in a way to accrue as much capital as possible. But that could change, that

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could change if he did like Van Wilder too. See, Kate's in Chad, Kate's saying she

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owns all of Michael Buble's albums. I honestly, I support that. I'll never be

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like oh I don't want to listen to Michael Buble. I think he's a good cultural ambassador at

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least right now and if you're watching this clip in like 2035 and he like pressed the

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button to nuke like the Vancouver Island community or something like that, I apologize

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but I'm recording this in 2026 so I don't know. As of right now, as of right now he

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seems fine. Anyway Beyonce is going to clear share. I think Jason Derulo is probably going

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to be a little bit overshare.

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Insane picture, man.

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I feel like this is really tough for me,

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because Justin Timberlake has the millennial nostalgia,

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but he also has trolls.

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Trolls is like if you don't have any five-year-olds,

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like in your social network, you might not

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be aware that trolls is probably like the third highest

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grossing media property for the last 15 years.

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Trolls is so good and I'm 33.

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No, it's not.

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That's insane.

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You need to watch some, I didn't say adult movies,

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but you need to watch the movies that are made for grownups.

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Trolls is not peak.

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It's the worst kind of jukebox musical.

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I find it even worse than Sing and Sing 2,

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which I don't have a lot of respect for those either,

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despite their cultural cachet.

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It's really good. I've seen all three films. Yeah, me too. You see you're fucking with Trolls band together

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Trolls band together literally exists just to be like a vehicle for n-sync as trolls to sing a song together

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That whole movie exists just so they could market it as being like we got them. We got the Beatles back together

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Like are you trolling?

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Yes, and okay, it's got fucking Zosia Mamet in it for like five seconds big whoop, bro

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this ain't fucking Lena Dunham, okay? This is Troll's band together. They don't,

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they don't have bangers. All of the songs are recontextualized from other media.

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They have no original songs. Well, okay, I think actually they might have,

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they might have like one or two original songs in the third one, but they suck.

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Actually, they don't, because Better Place is not that bad.

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That's pretty good. They had plenty of good original songs, whatever your 33

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your favorite movie is, Troll's Band Together. I think Darulo clears. Really close though.

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Probably go Justin Timberlake over Kelly.

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I'm going to go creed over Kelly, it's just a great picture.

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It's great that it's, if I may, it's four of the same guy.

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just the same guy at four different times of his life. It is four dads. Should

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you bake bread on a Sunday morning baking my bread? Probably Creed clears the

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Home Depot. Real talk. Does anyone here work at a big box store? Because I have

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an interesting question. I've never worked in a big box store. I applied for

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Canadian Tire and did not get a call back along long, this is like 2005. Do they have,

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is there like an app where all of these big box stores get their music from? Because everything

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is so in-house and siloed. There's no way they're just going, hey store manager, like

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pick whatever you want to listen to today. There must be like a man, they have a contract

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with some kind of music service that is like for the next five years we are going to provide

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your music to every single one of your stores. Some stores get a corporate playlist. We get

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given Spotify playlists to play. Then the other thing is so like when you get given a Spotify

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playlist to play, do you then have to pay and by you I mean you know Best Buy for example

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Do you have to pay commercial licensing costs on that?

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Because there's no way that they're just letting them fly.

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There's a corporate Pandora where you get the license along with it.

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Interesting.

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To me, it seemed like it must be that.

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Because I've never been in a store that is a chain and been like, wow, this song is really good.

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So obviously every single one of them is tapping into the same way they all buy their food from

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Cisco. If you go to a grocery store at like six in the morning, you just see all the Cisco

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trucks outside of it. They must also be getting all of their music from like the Cisco of music,

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essentially. If I have to hear Yamo be there one more time, yo, but like honestly the older

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I get the more I'm like, it's kind of awesome that they were playing Michael McDonald inside

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of the speaker city or whatever it's called in 40 year old virgin. It's kind of, oh wait,

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we're not even done with this shit yet. Is it speaker city? Is it speaker city? It's

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called something like smart tech. Yes, it is smart tech. Oh, what a picture. Speaker

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City, I believe, is the store that Vince Vaughn owns. Yes, in old school. Thank you. Yeah.

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John Appetot, really, he must have sat in a room and brainstormed a lot of electronic

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stores that a single proprietor could own. Okay, Hamilton clears the amazing Spider-Man.

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true. It's objectively true. The artist is going to clear the amazing Spider-Man.

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Goldeneye is criminally underrated in this. Goldeneye should be considered, okay, I'm not

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going to go so far as to say that Goldeneye should be up there with Hardboiled, but it should be in

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the set, the class of action movies just below Hardboiled, because this is actually peak James

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Bond once you get out of the 1960s but for some reason I think people have an

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anti-James Bond bias for some reason and they just assume they'd like they

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watch so many that they're like they all kind of blend together they should not

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blend together. Goldeneye is as close as Bond has ever been to a masterpiece in my

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lifetime and the rest of the Brosnan ones are not very good going all the way

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to like pure isle dog shit in the form of Die Another Day but Goldeneye is so

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good. Well I clicked on I knew it wasn't gonna be there but I clicked on it just out

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of respect for it. Gold member is not even close to being as good as gold and I. Don't

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be ridiculous. That's insane. Casino Royale is so much better. They're both really, really

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good. They're both awesome. At any point when I was talking about gold and I, did I say fuck

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Casino Royale Casino Royale is obviously also great

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But Halle Berry she fucking sucks and die another day, too

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There's there's lots of strong female characters in die another day that are fucking horrible

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Madonna was a provocateur for like 50 years. She fucking sucks and die another day, too

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But the fuck does she have a British accent? She's teaching fencing, bro. You're Madonna

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Which Bond is the Mission Impossible 2?

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There's like at least 17 horrible James Bond movies, so you can really pick whichever one

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you want.

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But Die Another Day is pretty close to Mission Impossible 2 in that it's at that weird turn

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of the millennium where it's like everything's gonna be cyber. We're gonna 3D print a dude's face

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and it's gonna like it's gonna be indistinguishable from if he actually looked like that but it like

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it does not work well it doesn't anyway. But less motorcycles. Mission Impossible 2 is not good.

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John Woo is my goat. Mission Impossible movies are really good. MI2 is really bad.

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They both fucked up on that one.

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Creamy and delicious silk oat milk.

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Free from, yeah we know it's free from a lot of stuff.

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It's defined by not being what it's supposed to be and I love it for it.

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I don't know how much this is, which I guess is the game, but I mean like I don't know

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how big it is.

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It's three, three halves, so it's 1.5 gallons, six liters of old milk.

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I would assume six liters of old milk would run you like 12, 9, 1299, 899.

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Maybe it's not, maybe it's not a gallon and a half, because there's no shot that it's

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going to be $7.99 for a gallon and a half of oat milk, right?

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Think it just doesn't make any sense.

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Did you see the senators sent that guy to Taiwan? Okay, no politics,

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please. We're trying to talk hockey here.

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hmm how about T-more less T-more less not getting a lot of cash a and globe low

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lately 20,000 kilometers huh all right sweden

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Not a gas car.

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So fuck the moon.

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The Gambia?

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Sure, man.

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Please fill out this field.

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What do you think I am?

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Grass?

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Senegal?

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We'll just go with Senegal then.

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4,000?

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Could it be Brazil?

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Could it be Uruguay? Could it be Paraguay? Could it be Venezuela? Could it be Bolivia?

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Could it be Colombia? Could it be... Oh, it's in the Guyana territory. That's adjacent.

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Jay said, could it be, oh the one day I don't get Surinam first.

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I always get Surinam number one.

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Fuck you, Timor Lest.

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You fucking fucked me.

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The one day, wait, did you, that's so true.

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It's kind of crazy, Canada's independence came in 1867.

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That's based, man.

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That's fucking based.

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This shit is, this is a Nordic state, man.

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This is Latvia.

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Fuck you.

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It's not a Nordic state.

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This is Armenia?

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This is Lebanon?

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No, it's 3000 kilometers south of Armenia.

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Are you Ethiopia?

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You are Oman. You're Yemen.

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South, no, just Sudan, Djibouti, every time, every time, every time, man.

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It looks like a guy pooping.

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Hang on, let me bring this back up.

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I have to say I don't see it.

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I see it, I see it.

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He's hunched over.

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These are, I'm assuming this is like, okay,

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obviously this is his hair.

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He's got like a cowboy beep-bop thing going on with the hair

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or like a David Lynch.

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And then like he's got a hoodie on.

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So the poop can't be that bad

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because he's still got his shirt on.

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And then this would be his torso.

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Okay, so this is where his body bends,

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but why are his like knees so close to his chest?

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He's on his phone.

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No, man, I don't buy it.

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Pants pulled up.

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Well, these look like pants to me.

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I had a shirt off dump in Singapore.

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We went to a hawker center and I just went to one of the stalls and pointed at a dish

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and then got the dish and ate it and then the next morning I, like, I think it's the

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first time since I quit drinking that I had a shirt off dump.

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Like it had been a long, long time.

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What dish was it?

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It said sambal beef.

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Excuse me?

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I think I told you, it was the, I mean it was the day that we had to fly to Japan.

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And you said my breath smelled like my poop.

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That's how you know your fucking intestines are fucked up.

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The gas was going in the wrong direction.

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It was tasty, I'm not going to lie.

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Why would you need to take your shirt off?

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Have you lived a full life?

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You've never had a shirt off dump?

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I'm not saying they're a fake shitter.

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I'm just saying maybe you haven't been exposed to the same kind of environmental conditions that the rest of us have.

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have. Sometimes you get on the toilet and you realize like you start to get sweaty and

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you're like, this is a shirt off dump. Honestly, it sounds crazy, but it's like there's some

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shits where you have to take your shirt off just so you can focus. Otherwise, it doesn't

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feel right. It would feel like driving without shoes on. Some shits you need to lock in and

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you take your shirt off and it sends a message to you like subconsciously that this is the

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kind of shit where you need to lock in. So you're fully nude taking a shit? Yeah,

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yeah, fully nude, obviously. I mean, what would I have on like a a boutonniere or

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something? Obviously my pants are off. It's weird clarifying questions. Socks? It

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I had just gotten out of bed.

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I didn't have socks on.

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Did you turn off the lights?

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You guys, they're not real shitters.

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You guys were right, they're not real shitters.

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You can't turn off the lights.

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If anything, you would have to turn the lights up even more

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for a shit in which you take your shirt off.

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They just don't get it man.

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July 15th, 1988.

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I was like almost out the damn oven, but not quite.

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Paramount had a big movie starring Eddie Murphy from 1988.

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It's a comedy romance.

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Is it like coming to America?

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How many romance Eddie Murphy this summer Prince Akeem discovers America.

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I did the sequel y'all I'm bad the sequel on that one with the two in it.

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By the way I need you guys to be strong and not go see a devil wears Prada too and you're

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You're going to say why?

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Because of the number at the end of the title.

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Because I'm sorry, there's no way that they're

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given interviews that they're like,

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it just felt like the right time.

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It's been 22 years.

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No way, man.

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They didn't need it.

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Why?

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I'm going to get so dressed up.

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I mean, you could have fun.

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I mean, I hate you for going to see it.

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But like, I just want you to know that you're part of the problem.

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I don't hate Stanley Tucci.

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I hate you going to see a movie just because it has Stanley Tucci in it.

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I better not see any two star reviews that are like,

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this movie sucks and it's everything wrong with Hollywood still.

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Stanley Tucci was baby girl in this.

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I don't want to see that.

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So many reviews are like, of movies that suck are like,

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Yeah, this movie sucked. Everybody that was in it sucked, except, oh, my favorite actor or actress who also happens to be insanely hot.

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They were good in this. They're innocent. Everybody else can go to hell.

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I want Anne Hathaway to get paid. Bro, she was Catwoman. She's fine, man. She was Cosette or whatever.

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I'm pretty sure, and gonna be alright, okay?

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Ann's gonna be okay.

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Meryl's gonna keep eating.

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I wouldn't worry about it.

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I'm trying to think about who else.

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Emily Blunt, she's got that franchise money.

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You're right a movie 25

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A movie just been in theaters for 50 years

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That's very faint Asia

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I'm not gonna debase myself by clicking on an actor for a Disney movie from like 1941

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Okay, so like I'll just start with the genre and then a tagline

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line. Love comes to the forest. Love comes to the forest, folks. End to you in one of

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the greatest love stories. That's Snow White, bro. That's not Snow White. She's got all

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the birds and shit. Bonnie Dunnigan. Love comes to the forest, folks. End to you. One

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of the world's greatest love stories. Robin Hood. Blank's tale unfolds from season to

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season as the young prince of the forest. I have to be honest, I don't know fucking

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anything about Bambi except that the shit happens to her mom at the start. And then

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the damn I honestly I thought Bambi was a female deer this whole time and I've

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seen the movie but I saw it when I was like I don't know probably like one

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that's a doe I don't see any fucking horns what is this like a 10-point buck

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No idea, man.

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I thought I had something to say.

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Oh, it's about taglines.

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Love comes to the forest, folks.

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Can I tell you something?

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Let me get my phone out.

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I don't know if a tagline has ever done a film dirtier than on Autumn's Tale, which

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I watched today and gave four and a half stars because I thought it was peak chile unfat.

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But here's the tagline.

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And it's only going to make sense if you've seen an Autumn's Tale.

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The tagline is, a story about a New York Chinatown cab driver who falls for a college student.

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That's not what the movie's about.

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At no point, first off, he is not a cab driver.

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He does odd jobs, but mostly he works in a restaurant.

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That's, I mean, for one sentence, half of the sentence just being factually incorrect

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is crazy.

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He does drive a car in the movie but that doesn't make him a taxi driver. He also gets driven around.

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Okay Warner Brothers 9 million Clint Eastwood. It's an action crime thriller.

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Probably like Dirty Harry 6 or something like that. What's the movie where Warner

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Herzog has the monologue about how he likes Dirty Harry but he doesn't like poems? I have to see that.

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Is that a Harmony Kareem movie? I have to see that.

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I gotta put that. It's not Dad Grandpa or Shrek. Come on.

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It is Julian Donkey Boy. Thank you. Thank you, Shloop. Julian Donkey Boy. Add it to the list.

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It's not on criterion though, like that. Is it on? Give me a second here. Julian...

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Julian Donkie Boy, it is all criterion, what the fuck bro, add, add to list right in that

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way, no, I'm not in criterion, I'm in letterbox, of course it's on letterbox, it's a movie,

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oh man, okay, that's embarrassing.

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julian talky boy osmataz buck shake it is on criterion add to my list

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saddest movie i've ever seen we take those at 5 45 a.m on the bike um

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30 harry just learned a new game what's magnum force is the second one

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Magnum Force, 30 Harry, 30 Harry, Magnum Force, okay it doesn't exist Force Majur, Force Magnum,

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guys it doesn't exist, I don't know, that's the Deadpool, bro you look like Robocop,

01:00:50.400 --> 01:01:00.120
Why are you holding the shit like a robo cop man? You're bad! Bad! Clint Eastwood is Deadpool.

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Guy who just watched robo cop? Okay, but he's holding the shit like robo cop.

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If you saw Robocop, you would get it. Bob Hoskins, 1988? Oh shit, it's Roger Rabbit!

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My answer is going to put the long good Friday like a fucking idiot, man. And 20th Century Fox

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starring Tom Hanks from 1988. Philadelphia? That feels like a 91 jam to me. A fantasy drama,

01:01:41.000 --> 01:01:50.200
oh it's big or splash but it's big, 19th percentile motherfucker. Are we ready to have the conversation

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that Tom Hanks in the 80s had the broccoli haircut?

01:01:53.160 --> 01:02:09.280
He might be the first Zoomer.

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He was mauging.

01:02:11.760 --> 01:02:12.760
He was mauging.

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Well, he was, he was, he was good nature maxing.

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Tom Hanks kind of the original stigma I would say.

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Can you imagine it just like I know that Tom Hanks has kids, Tom if you're listening

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I apologize but I think it needs to be said.

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It's hard to imagine Tom Hanks fucking and making the fucking Tom Hanks face and saying

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It's like dirty talking in his Tom Hanks voice.

01:02:48.460 --> 01:02:57.980
It's like really hard to imagine Tom Hanks having sexual intercourse.

01:02:57.980 --> 01:03:00.100
He's obviously done it.

01:03:00.100 --> 01:03:05.900
He's probably fucking good at it, if I had to guess.

01:03:05.900 --> 01:03:07.380
I can see him eating pussy.

01:03:07.380 --> 01:03:10.420
In my head, I can picture Tom Hanks eating pussy.

01:03:10.420 --> 01:03:12.740
I cannot see him fucking.

01:03:12.740 --> 01:03:18.140
Well obviously he's done it, so it's a failure of imagination.

01:03:18.140 --> 01:03:19.140
Why?

01:03:19.140 --> 01:03:25.060
I don't know, just he has eating pussy energy, but he doesn't come across, he doesn't present

01:03:25.060 --> 01:03:29.260
as a fucker.

01:03:29.260 --> 01:03:30.260
Why are you thinking about this?

01:03:30.260 --> 01:03:35.540
I don't know, because I possess the most powerful computer the evolution has ever designed,

01:03:35.540 --> 01:03:39.660
and I'm using its myriad powers to come up with shit that I find novel and entertaining

01:03:39.660 --> 01:03:42.700
on a daily basis

01:03:42.700 --> 01:03:46.340
because we were all given a gift by the almighty and it would be uh... slap in

01:03:46.340 --> 01:03:48.980
the face not to use it to its true potential

01:03:48.980 --> 01:03:55.980
maybe that's why i'm imagining the ship

01:03:59.900 --> 01:04:03.800
forest on

01:04:03.800 --> 01:04:08.300
forest on by can only imagine is on and is a distinct entity from tom hanks

01:04:08.300 --> 01:04:12.820
For his gump, I could see having intercourse,

01:04:12.820 --> 01:04:14.700
but I can only see him.

01:04:17.180 --> 01:04:19.660
I'm trying to think of the right way to it.

01:04:19.660 --> 01:04:24.660
Like he's on top, but he's bottoming, if that makes sense.

01:04:28.500 --> 01:04:31.420
Like I feel like he's,

01:04:33.060 --> 01:04:37.380
yeah, and his eyes cross when he nuts, yes, obviously.

01:04:37.380 --> 01:04:39.380
His eyes cross when he nuts.

01:04:39.380 --> 01:04:42.060
Yes, I see forest gump is a submissive top, I guess.

01:04:42.060 --> 01:04:43.820
That's a good way to describe it.

01:04:52.420 --> 01:04:54.220
I have to think about that further.

01:05:02.860 --> 01:05:03.980
I can do this.

01:05:03.980 --> 01:05:08.700
It's Ryan Gosling, it's Albert Brooks to broadcast news,

01:05:08.700 --> 01:05:11.740
and then you just stay there, because you're in broadcast news.

01:05:11.740 --> 01:05:13.340
Why would you want to go anywhere?

01:05:17.660 --> 01:05:18.700
I'm in Trello, man.

01:05:18.700 --> 01:05:25.020
You got like video game miniboss head.

01:05:25.020 --> 01:05:27.140
I mean that as a compliment, by the way.

01:05:27.140 --> 01:05:31.820
I don't know what I'm doing down here in Drive.

01:05:31.820 --> 01:05:33.340
Trying to get to American history acts,

01:05:33.340 --> 01:05:36.340
But of course, mostly just trying to get this swanky.

01:05:36.340 --> 01:05:38.820
Swanky.

01:05:38.820 --> 01:05:44.340
Oscar Isaac has done some shit.

01:05:44.340 --> 01:05:46.820
The Cohen brothers in American story.

01:05:46.820 --> 01:05:50.140
And then I would be surprised if Francis McDormand was not

01:05:50.140 --> 01:05:50.640
in that.

01:05:50.640 --> 01:05:51.740
Really?

01:05:51.740 --> 01:05:55.740
Francis is not fucking with the Cohen brothers?

01:05:55.740 --> 01:05:58.740
Did I pick the right Cohen?

01:05:58.740 --> 01:06:00.460
Probably go to shooting blood simple.

01:06:03.340 --> 01:06:09.340
And then go back to Joel Cohen and then go to Blood Simple, a conversation with Dave Eggers.

01:06:09.340 --> 01:06:12.220
And then we'll go to Dave Eggers.

01:06:16.940 --> 01:06:19.340
We'll go to Gigantic, a tale of two Johns.

01:06:22.540 --> 01:06:26.780
Fuck yeah, Ira Glass is in this shit. All of a sudden, I'm at Frank Black is in this.

01:06:27.980 --> 01:06:31.820
I'm at the fucking, I'm about to get myself into Yo Letengo, bro.

01:06:33.340 --> 01:06:40.440
I would get to you take Ivor Glass, but you'll let him go. We take Autumn Sweater to autumn in New York with Charlize Theron and then where it's where it's

01:06:40.440 --> 01:06:46.920
Thank you. You give me Frank Black and then of course we take that the fight club. Okay, you're fucking pissing me off

01:06:48.440 --> 01:06:53.160
Because he's in fight club. Frank Black is in fight club

01:06:56.120 --> 01:06:59.920
He has a song in fight club. Yeah, that's his voice

01:06:59.920 --> 01:07:07.840
If I went Albert Brooks to Finding Nemo, you wouldn't be like Albert Brooks isn't in it. His voice is a fish named Marlin.

01:07:07.840 --> 01:07:10.320
You would be like, of course he's in it.

01:07:11.600 --> 01:07:13.600
Lower your voice. Sorry. I'm sorry.

01:07:14.720 --> 01:07:18.560
Fuck the magnificent Jacques Tati with with Frank Black.

01:07:23.000 --> 01:07:25.000
What the hell am I doing here, man?

01:07:25.000 --> 01:07:42.400
Oh, shit, REM. Are you here? REM poster? Probably go to REM in view 1988 to 2003. And then Andy

01:07:42.400 --> 01:07:51.720
Kaufman to thank you very much to Jared. I got to see this Jerry before Seinfeld. That's

01:07:51.720 --> 01:08:09.760
gotta be good. Guys, where are we going? Where the hell are we? Thank you very much.

01:08:09.760 --> 01:08:17.180
The demon, a film about Andy Kaufman. Jerry before Seinfeld, this has like eight people

01:08:17.180 --> 01:08:27.260
in it, bro. It's got Ed Koch in it. It's the most cursed filmography in human history.

01:08:29.900 --> 01:08:30.940
Holy shit.

01:08:36.220 --> 01:08:42.220
Maxi Dredd. Farron Hype, 9-11. Eddie, the Whoopi Goldberg movie. Okay, we can do something with that.

01:08:42.220 --> 01:08:51.220
Damn, Ed Koch, kind of, he's getting his SAG card.

01:08:51.220 --> 01:08:55.220
Give me the Muppets Take Manhattan.

01:08:55.220 --> 01:09:00.220
Sir, the question was, is this your handwriting?

01:09:00.220 --> 01:09:07.220
Sir, they are who's who?

01:09:07.220 --> 01:09:12.220
The gang's a... I almost want to go back to maybe the start.

01:09:12.220 --> 01:09:18.420
I guess I could go Elliot Gould. Isn't he in The Cable Guy? No, I got him confused with the motherfucker from Just Shoot Me Again.

01:09:18.420 --> 01:09:26.720
Segal? That's the one. Okay, how do... So, Elliot Gould and George Segal, who I always get confused, are also in the movie about George Segal.

01:09:26.720 --> 01:09:30.720
That's fucking insane. And then that lets you go to The Cable Guy.

01:09:30.720 --> 01:09:35.220
Something's not right, man. This is a fucking simulation.

01:09:37.220 --> 01:09:43.220
And then you go Ben Stiller, the French dispatch, he's not in that.

01:09:43.220 --> 01:09:51.220
But Ben Stiller has been in movies with Owen Wilson, Starsky and Hutch.

01:09:51.220 --> 01:09:53.220
Why am I going to the Royal Tenenbaums?

01:09:53.220 --> 01:09:56.220
No, I'm not. I'm going to Wes Anderson.

01:09:56.220 --> 01:10:00.220
Because if we could just find the French dispatch, that gets you to Francis McDormand,

01:10:00.220 --> 01:10:06.220
which gets you to Nomadland, which gets you to Swanky, which gets you to David,

01:10:06.220 --> 01:10:11.980
And then you just get out anywhere. Maybe an interview with God. Maybe you've made a huge mistake because now we're talking about

01:10:12.100 --> 01:10:13.600
Charlie Dean

01:10:13.600 --> 01:10:17.500
Charlie Dean of course most oh, she was in triangle of sadness. Okay

01:10:18.980 --> 01:10:22.940
With and now we're getting to Ed Norden. I would say you go Woody Harrelson here

01:10:23.980 --> 01:10:25.280
Dolly Dee

01:10:25.280 --> 01:10:27.780
Or you could go to Zlatko Burrage to Bleeder

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Don't watch it and then you could take Kim Bobnia to F1. Don't watch it

01:10:34.100 --> 01:10:39.760
It's a word. We're really we're clearing out all of 2026 is two and a half star films as reviewed by me and

01:10:40.340 --> 01:10:45.460
Then Brad Pitt and Ed Norden were in fight club together do watch it. It also has Frank black in it

01:10:48.780 --> 01:10:50.260
Time

01:10:50.260 --> 01:10:56.580
Fuck you F1's not two and a half. It's really bad. It's not a good movie. It is definitely not better than fight club

01:10:56.580 --> 01:10:58.580
That's insane

01:10:58.580 --> 01:11:08.940
It's actually a one, it's not a one, a one is pretty insulting.

01:11:08.940 --> 01:11:11.660
I'm going to say that it's a two and a half because that's what I gave it.

01:11:11.660 --> 01:11:19.580
Maybe I gave it a two, I can't remember.

01:11:19.580 --> 01:11:20.780
Lawnmower Man was a one.

01:11:20.780 --> 01:11:22.980
Lawnmower Man was a, I give it a one and a half.

01:11:29.020 --> 01:11:31.500
The Discord respectfully requests you add aquafina

01:11:31.500 --> 01:11:33.060
and chat hanks to your island.

01:11:33.060 --> 01:11:35.660
I'm not taking any recommendations from people

01:11:35.660 --> 01:11:37.140
who are suggesting what means to add

01:11:37.140 --> 01:11:40.780
to my Tomodachi Life Island at 10, 15 a.m. on a Thursday.

01:11:49.580 --> 01:11:53.080
That's ridiculous.

01:11:53.080 --> 01:11:57.960
Add swanky?

01:11:57.960 --> 01:11:59.460
What's the end game for adding swanky?

01:11:59.460 --> 01:12:01.580
Okay, so now I've got swanky on my island.

01:12:01.580 --> 01:12:03.700
When I see her, I go, that's swanky.

01:12:03.700 --> 01:12:04.900
What's her catchphrase?

01:12:04.900 --> 01:12:06.580
First catchphrase, I'm swanky.

01:12:06.580 --> 01:12:09.900
Okay, what do we do when she gets level three?

01:12:09.900 --> 01:12:14.380
I can't give her a van with a bucket.

01:12:14.380 --> 01:12:17.340
Like there's no other characterization for swanky.

01:12:17.340 --> 01:12:31.260
just a normal human being. You should work for Illumination Studios. Okay, you know what?

01:12:31.260 --> 01:12:36.640
I have to say apologies to Bo Horvett. He always did write by the Canucks. He had that

01:12:36.640 --> 01:12:41.780
one interview where he made the playoffs with the Islanders and said, I'm happy to be here.

01:12:41.780 --> 01:12:44.900
This is the first time I've ever experienced an atmosphere like this. I'll tell you that

01:12:44.900 --> 01:12:48.660
for free. I took that the wrong way, but he never, he never

01:12:48.660 --> 01:12:52.300
disrespected the Vancouver Canucks audience. That's my

01:12:52.300 --> 01:12:58.980
goat. I, JT Miller, Quinn Hughes, another night. They ate a

01:12:58.980 --> 01:13:01.660
bite. Boy, I would love to go on the grouse grind with you,

01:13:01.660 --> 01:13:06.180
okay? You ever find yourself, bro, let's go, let's go get a book

01:13:06.180 --> 01:13:09.660
a table for two at Fable. Let's go get some brunch in the off

01:13:09.660 --> 01:13:13.980
season, which started very, very early for you this year.

01:13:13.980 --> 01:13:17.060
Vancouver Canucks under a hundred plus games played in his career

01:13:17.820 --> 01:13:19.620
Pamela under

01:13:19.620 --> 01:13:22.900
He's just a damn. It's like a funko pop or something man

01:13:25.180 --> 01:13:31.820
And then Kira Carolina is Eddie lack I could do that a hundred percent

01:13:32.900 --> 01:13:38.380
And then I just I mean Miko Ranton and played for you for like five seconds. I think

01:13:39.820 --> 01:13:41.820
Dallas in the New York Islanders

01:13:43.980 --> 01:13:47.600
That Dallas under a hundred games played in their career. I

01:13:48.520 --> 01:13:50.520
Literally just have no idea

01:13:51.760 --> 01:13:56.840
Because they've been good for so long that their young players have like 500 games already I

01:13:57.960 --> 01:14:00.720
Don't I genuinely don't know I

01:14:03.520 --> 01:14:05.920
Don't know I don't know I

01:14:06.640 --> 01:14:09.600
Don't know I don't know

01:14:10.880 --> 01:14:12.880
obviously why a Johnston and

01:14:12.880 --> 01:14:17.160
And Jason Robertson have played more than a hundred games.

01:14:17.160 --> 01:14:18.960
So I got to think about this.

01:14:18.960 --> 01:14:20.920
Rangers and Islanders.

01:14:20.920 --> 01:14:23.920
Am I crazy to think maybe Pat LaFontaine kind of suited up

01:14:23.920 --> 01:14:25.240
for both?

01:14:25.240 --> 01:14:27.600
That's the goat right there.

01:14:27.600 --> 01:14:32.520
He's even wearing the classic Sabres uniform.

01:14:32.520 --> 01:14:35.360
Under a hundred games played for the Rangers.

01:14:38.800 --> 01:14:40.360
Absolutely no idea.

01:14:40.360 --> 01:14:43.180
probably whoever they draft third this year.

01:14:43.180 --> 01:14:46.080
Carolina and New York should be easy though.

01:14:47.360 --> 01:14:49.040
Feel like I wanna say Doug Wade.

01:14:51.600 --> 01:14:55.080
Got a little Stellarian sort of visage to him.

01:14:55.080 --> 01:14:56.240
Have you noticed this?

01:14:57.360 --> 01:14:58.600
Dallas?

01:14:58.600 --> 01:15:01.720
Feel like maybe like Darian Hatcher?

01:15:01.720 --> 01:15:02.560
Is this?

01:15:03.960 --> 01:15:06.360
Okay, we've gone too far.

01:15:06.360 --> 01:15:07.520
I'll settle for that.

01:15:07.520 --> 01:15:08.860
Let's end the game there.

01:15:10.360 --> 01:15:15.600
New stats, who we got? Bill Garen, okay that makes a lot of sense because it's

01:15:15.600 --> 01:15:23.300
right. Kay Andre Miller, I, the most guest guy for both of the Rangers and the

01:15:23.300 --> 01:15:28.300
stars, I've literally never heard of to be honest with you. I've never heard of

01:15:28.300 --> 01:15:35.900
Perot, I mean I've heard of some Perot's, I've never heard of Hiery. Wasn't that

01:15:40.360 --> 01:15:47.080
I have no idea. Yeah, mods you gotta stop you gotta stop ex-saint Jude here. What are you doing?

01:15:54.200 --> 01:15:58.240
You all right, are you are you undergoing a mental crisis right now?

01:16:03.100 --> 01:16:05.100
He's fine VIP and I

01:16:06.320 --> 01:16:08.320
Mean he was chatting yesterday

01:16:08.320 --> 01:16:11.760
Okay, they were chatting yesterday. Give me a second here.

01:16:11.760 --> 01:16:16.320
Science user, St. Jude.

01:16:16.320 --> 01:16:20.920
They were chatting normally. They were banned 10 seconds ago.

01:16:20.920 --> 01:16:26.320
Let me see. What did they type?

01:16:26.320 --> 01:16:31.920
Hmm, okay. They were saying Hamilton, Hamnitan,

01:16:31.920 --> 01:16:34.520
3D printing from the original Mission Impossible.

01:16:34.520 --> 01:16:38.220
And then for some reason, they just started putting a bunch of pluses.

01:16:38.320 --> 01:16:48.200
Like a staggering amount of pluses.

01:16:48.200 --> 01:16:50.440
Chatting in the car and got in a car accident.

01:16:50.440 --> 01:16:55.440
I mean, here, let's slash unban.

01:16:55.440 --> 01:16:59.840
Like St. Jude.

01:16:59.840 --> 01:17:00.840
You're back.

01:17:00.840 --> 01:17:06.360
No, man, they're just still putting pluses.

01:17:06.360 --> 01:17:10.000
I mean, you got to respect that you would write back to, wait, wait, wait.

01:17:10.720 --> 01:17:13.960
My cat lies on the plus and enter buttons all the time.

01:17:18.560 --> 01:17:20.280
Just don't want it to create like, you know,

01:17:20.320 --> 01:17:22.720
mom's just let him chill for now. Okay.

01:17:27.320 --> 01:17:29.400
Just let him chill for now. They're all right.

01:17:29.400 --> 01:17:48.080
Wait, you're right, you've got to hold shift to hit plus, or maybe it's a numpad situation.

01:17:48.080 --> 01:17:55.640
Could be a numpad, numpad and enter, oh, the plus and the enter on the numpad are adjacent.

01:17:55.640 --> 01:17:56.800
I think we let them chill.

01:17:56.800 --> 01:18:04.480
They've been around for a while.

01:18:04.480 --> 01:18:05.480
They've been around for a while.

01:18:05.480 --> 01:18:06.880
They've got a bubble shield.

01:18:06.880 --> 01:18:08.680
Just chill, bro.

01:18:08.680 --> 01:18:11.840
People are going to come into the chat and go, like, what's going on with this chatter

01:18:11.840 --> 01:18:12.840
that just puts pluses?

01:18:12.840 --> 01:18:14.320
Bro, that's ex-Saint Jude.

01:18:14.320 --> 01:18:15.320
They're just, I don't know.

01:18:15.320 --> 01:18:16.800
They just felt like putting pluses today.

01:18:16.800 --> 01:18:22.360
Mind your own business.

01:18:22.360 --> 01:18:25.840
Makes them feel more comfortable with our highly overstimulating chat environment.

01:18:25.840 --> 01:18:34.000
ain't hurtin anybody who cares I know some of y'all watching this with those

01:18:34.000 --> 01:18:38.000
bright blue headphones on you're gonna you're gonna ask me to call out same

01:18:38.000 --> 01:18:45.680
Jude for typing their comfort letter in chat no shot man no shot Francis

01:18:45.680 --> 01:18:52.000
McDormand you're so fucking real Francis McDormand a to H blood simple I

01:18:52.000 --> 01:19:00.360
If I see him, I'll be sure to give him the, two months ago, this would not have been 10.9%.

01:19:00.360 --> 01:19:03.280
This would have been like 8%, maximum.

01:19:03.280 --> 01:19:06.080
Fargo would have been like 98%.

01:19:06.080 --> 01:19:10.000
Weird, blood simple is coming way up and we're a big part of that wave.

01:19:13.520 --> 01:19:17.040
Title size with IP, title size with QZ.

01:19:19.080 --> 01:19:19.760
Women talking.

01:19:22.000 --> 01:19:28.720
How the Starbucks barista looks at you when you order a large side is like the joke format

01:19:28.720 --> 01:19:31.000
to be honest.

01:19:31.000 --> 01:19:37.880
It starts with IP.

01:19:37.880 --> 01:19:40.640
Francis McDormand IP.

01:19:40.640 --> 01:19:45.960
IJK LMNOP LMNOP LMNOP.

01:19:45.960 --> 01:19:47.120
She's been in movies bro.

01:19:47.120 --> 01:19:48.120
Francis McDormand.

01:19:48.120 --> 01:19:49.120
She's in burn after eating.

01:19:49.120 --> 01:19:50.620
She's in Fargo.

01:19:50.620 --> 01:19:51.620
She's in blood simple.

01:19:51.620 --> 01:20:00.500
women talking. She's in three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri. She's in No Mad Land. 61%.

01:20:02.020 --> 01:20:11.460
All right, we might have to do something about ex-Saint Jude. It's happening more often.

01:20:21.620 --> 01:20:26.020
because here's it so I was kind of testing okay they had been posting the pluses more often

01:20:26.740 --> 01:20:28.980
but then when I said we have to do something about it

01:20:30.900 --> 01:20:34.100
they's the frequency of their posting went way down

01:20:40.980 --> 01:20:44.020
there was a period there were like two or three messages a second

01:20:47.140 --> 01:20:49.620
then as soon as I said we got to do something about this

01:20:49.620 --> 01:20:53.780
This message is stopped.

01:20:53.780 --> 01:20:59.940
This will be crazy if they died and that's like their head on the keyboard.

01:20:59.940 --> 01:21:04.460
But also people are, what's not going to be good is that people are going to be like,

01:21:04.460 --> 01:21:07.740
oh, I bet you regret saying that shit.

01:21:07.740 --> 01:21:11.140
How am I supposed to know, bro?

01:21:11.140 --> 01:21:13.740
How am I supposed to know if they died on the keyboard?

01:21:13.740 --> 01:21:16.780
There's no way I could possibly know it.

01:21:16.780 --> 01:21:23.900
not like I engineered the situation, couldn't have positive, I have no impact on it. I'm

01:21:23.900 --> 01:21:33.100
merely making observations. There was a time we would talk about a celebrity on the NLSS

01:21:33.100 --> 01:21:37.820
and then like a month later they would be dead. And then people would be like, I bet

01:21:37.820 --> 01:21:41.420
you regret that shit you were saying about a celebrity. It's like, no man, I didn't

01:21:41.420 --> 01:21:50.340
do that shit. That's what people's hearts do when they get old. It's coming for all

01:21:50.340 --> 01:21:53.340
of us. The great unwinding.

01:22:00.840 --> 01:22:06.980
Wait, really? Why are you... I don't know if it's even okay to ask this. Are you male?

01:22:06.980 --> 01:22:12.740
Because if you're cut from the same cloth as a fellow like me, this is probably where

01:22:12.740 --> 01:22:13.740
it goes wrong.

01:22:13.740 --> 01:22:21.980
This is like the median cause of death for motherfuckers like us.

01:22:21.980 --> 01:22:27.100
But there's myriad ways that the flesh becomes unbound from the Spirit.

01:22:27.100 --> 01:22:29.140
What do you want me to list them?

01:22:29.140 --> 01:22:43.260
Jared Leto starts with A to H. My so-called life, Jordan Catalano. We'll go Blade Runner

01:22:43.260 --> 01:22:49.860
2049. Q to Z. People probably forgot this movie came out like last year. Wrong.

01:22:49.860 --> 01:23:00.500
Pedestals with I to P, starring Jared Leto, starring Jared Leto, I to P. Mark David Chapman, the movie.

01:23:01.540 --> 01:23:05.940
I don't know what the movie was called, where he was Mark David Chapman.

01:23:08.580 --> 01:23:11.940
Natalie Portman, I to P, we go Lucy in the Sky.

01:23:11.940 --> 01:23:18.220
Noah Hawley kind of fucked up that one, but that's okay.

01:23:18.220 --> 01:23:27.900
A to H? I'm a big fan of closer on this one. 8.4%. Look, they're all so happy. They're all so happy.

01:23:27.900 --> 01:23:36.020
It's just a movie about two happy couples that go out to dinner with each other. Those who know.

01:23:36.020 --> 01:23:49.800
Pretty good movie though. All things considered. How about V for Vendetta?

01:23:49.800 --> 01:24:08.760
And then, it's a funny fucking poster now, Jared Lido, he's in Blade Runner 2049, he's

01:24:08.760 --> 01:24:16.920
in Tron Aries, he's in the Suicide Squad movie, he's in My So-Called Life as Jordan Catalano,

01:24:16.920 --> 01:24:18.120
He's in Fight Club.

01:24:18.120 --> 01:24:19.200
He's in 30 seconds.

01:24:19.200 --> 01:24:24.200
He's in Panic Room with Dwight Yocum.

01:24:25.480 --> 01:24:27.280
We can always eat more of this.

01:24:27.280 --> 01:24:28.360
That's so real.

01:24:28.360 --> 01:24:29.960
There he is right there.

01:24:35.240 --> 01:24:36.640
Haven't seen Arco yet.

01:24:38.520 --> 01:24:42.440
Kind of crazy that thin red line was the lowest percent.

01:24:42.440 --> 01:24:43.880
I know Jared Lito was in there.

01:24:43.880 --> 01:24:45.160
That makes sense, I guess.

01:24:46.920 --> 01:25:02.520
I just saw Dwight Jochum live a few days ago, very encouraging news, honestly.

01:25:02.520 --> 01:25:13.760
I'm great to hear that.

01:25:13.760 --> 01:25:15.320
I'm great to hear that.

01:25:15.320 --> 01:25:18.720
You know, the brains are not getting any better, okay?

01:25:18.720 --> 01:25:19.720
Get used to it.

01:25:23.720 --> 01:25:24.720
Dumplings.

01:25:24.720 --> 01:25:27.920
A noun meaning a small mass of dough cooked by boiling or s-

01:25:27.920 --> 01:25:30.120
Well, is it smaller or is it massive, honey?

01:25:32.120 --> 01:25:33.320
Harmonious.

01:25:33.320 --> 01:25:36.720
A adjective meaning having agreement among musical components.

01:25:38.120 --> 01:25:39.920
It doesn't have to be musical.

01:25:39.920 --> 01:25:40.920
Emerge.

01:25:40.920 --> 01:25:42.720
A verb meaning to become manifest.

01:25:44.120 --> 01:25:45.120
Silly.

01:25:45.120 --> 01:25:49.260
Adjective meaning post the emote dandelion a noun meaning

01:25:50.400 --> 01:25:52.400
Yep, there it is

01:25:54.760 --> 01:25:56.060
Police

01:25:56.060 --> 01:26:00.740
A noun meaning the Department of Government concerned primarily with maintenance of public order

01:26:01.080 --> 01:26:08.600
Safety and health and enforcement of laws and possessing executive judicial and legislative powers. I think there must be some mistake

01:26:08.600 --> 01:26:11.320
That's not the definition. I'm used to

01:26:11.320 --> 01:26:16.760
Posada, a noun meaning an in in Spanish-speaking countries.

01:26:16.760 --> 01:26:21.000
The word originates from the Spanish poser, meaning to lodge, derived from late Latin

01:26:21.000 --> 01:26:22.000
posada.

01:26:22.000 --> 01:26:23.000
Posada?

01:26:23.000 --> 01:26:27.400
Jorge Posada, former second baseman for the New York Yankees.

01:26:27.400 --> 01:26:33.040
Paleozoic, a adjective meaning of related- Paleozoic.

01:26:33.040 --> 01:26:34.040
He was a catcher?

01:26:34.040 --> 01:26:35.040
Whatever.

01:26:35.040 --> 01:26:36.040
Who played?

01:26:36.040 --> 01:26:38.800
Oh, I was thinking of Alfonso Soriano, my bad.

01:26:38.800 --> 01:26:39.800
Acutely.

01:26:39.800 --> 01:26:41.800
Adjective meaning

01:26:42.200 --> 01:26:44.880
Dibilitate a verb meaning to impair the strength

01:26:46.280 --> 01:26:51.720
He was left field who played who played to be for the Yankees and Chuck Knoblock

01:27:00.120 --> 01:27:04.360
Robinson can now before that before Robinson can now

01:27:09.800 --> 01:27:20.200
Mark Texiara, before Mark Texiara, Soriano definitely played some 2-B, look at this

01:27:20.200 --> 01:27:26.200
C, bro was moving all around the field and now they're like Soriano was in left field,

01:27:26.200 --> 01:27:29.040
they don't know all star baseball 98 like me.

01:27:29.040 --> 01:27:33.040
Torturous, an adjective meaning very unpleasant or painful.

01:27:33.040 --> 01:27:34.040
Torturous.

01:27:34.040 --> 01:27:36.600
Orchids, a noun meaning any of a-

01:27:36.600 --> 01:27:37.600
Susan Orlean.

01:27:37.600 --> 01:27:39.600
Aversion, a noun meaning a few words.

01:27:39.600 --> 01:27:40.600
a fee.

01:27:40.600 --> 01:27:47.280
Coffee Clutch. A noun meaning an informal social gathering for coffee and conversation.

01:27:47.280 --> 01:27:51.620
Coffee Clutch is a German term formed from coffee, meaning coffee and clutch, meaning

01:27:51.620 --> 01:27:52.620
gossip.

01:27:52.620 --> 01:27:53.620
Coffee Clutch.

01:27:53.620 --> 01:27:54.620
Fuck!

01:27:54.620 --> 01:28:01.000
I really thought we had coffee clutch.

01:28:01.000 --> 01:28:09.500
Are you gonna watch Myland Kicks? Nick, are you here? How did you see Myland Kicks?

01:28:09.500 --> 01:28:14.020
pissed me off you you reviewed it and said 2011 wasn't real open parentheses I

01:28:14.020 --> 01:28:18.800
was 12 years old how the fuck did you review mile-and-kicks already where did

01:28:18.800 --> 01:28:23.240
you watch it you weren't at a fucking film festival at Oceaga or some shit like

01:28:23.240 --> 01:28:31.140
that is out in Montreal they don't live in Montreal okay so how the fuck did you

01:28:31.140 --> 01:28:36.860
see it how the how the fuck did you see it man so I'm asking you you weren't

01:28:36.860 --> 01:28:39.620
You weren't fucking there when Apologies for the Queen Mary came out.

01:28:39.620 --> 01:28:47.180
You weren't fucking there in 2005 when I'll believe in anything by Wolf Parade dropped.

01:28:47.180 --> 01:28:51.280
You probably discovered the Arcade fire because of where the wild things are trailer.

01:28:51.280 --> 01:28:56.780
You weren't there when Funeral dropped and Pitchfork Media gave it a 9.6 out of 10.

01:28:56.780 --> 01:28:58.660
You don't know shit about islands.

01:28:58.660 --> 01:28:59.660
You know the unicorns.

01:28:59.660 --> 01:29:04.100
You know you weren't there when they spun it out into islands and Rough Gem dropped and

01:29:04.100 --> 01:29:11.100
And don't call me Whitney Bobbie Dropped.

01:29:11.100 --> 01:29:15.100
So how the fuck did you see it?

01:29:15.100 --> 01:29:16.100
Wrath.

01:29:16.100 --> 01:29:23.100
A noun meaning strong vengeful anger or indignation.

01:29:23.100 --> 01:29:25.900
Literally it's the ending of 7.

01:29:25.900 --> 01:29:28.620
That's the ending of the movie 7.

01:29:28.620 --> 01:29:35.200
If you haven't seen it by now, fuck you.

01:29:35.200 --> 01:29:41.100
Shit came out 32 years ago, 67 years ago.

01:29:41.100 --> 01:29:45.780
So how do you have it even told me how have you seen it?

01:29:45.780 --> 01:29:49.460
I'm 41 in Canadian, this is the first crash out I completely relate to.

01:29:49.460 --> 01:29:55.860
They don't know if they went there, they weren't there, they discovered Owen Pallett in retrospect.

01:29:55.860 --> 01:29:59.740
They didn't see him play the entirety of he poos clouds at Oceaga

01:30:01.740 --> 01:30:07.880
They didn't see they didn't see final fantasy play at hillside bro. They didn't see it

01:30:07.900 --> 01:30:10.900
They didn't see handsome furs at north by northeast

01:30:14.540 --> 01:30:16.540
They don't know shit about OBJU

01:30:16.540 --> 01:30:36.500
Anyway, why are you yelling it's Canadian Indie Rock from the mid 2000s, bro.

01:30:36.500 --> 01:30:48.500
Damn, those taking a minute today, huh?

01:30:48.500 --> 01:30:56.020
Having a good time though.

01:30:56.020 --> 01:30:57.780
You guys fucking with library voices?

01:30:57.780 --> 01:31:02.220
Whatever happened to library voices, man?

01:31:02.220 --> 01:31:03.900
Anyone hear from Regina?

01:31:03.900 --> 01:31:06.740
His library voice is still playing.

01:31:06.740 --> 01:31:07.740
Kinda.

01:31:07.740 --> 01:31:08.740
You know.

01:31:08.740 --> 01:31:18.660
No, nobody knows.

01:31:18.660 --> 01:31:19.660
What are you talking about?

01:31:19.660 --> 01:31:28.620
It's Western Canadian indie rock from the year 2009.

01:31:28.620 --> 01:31:29.860
What happened to Japan Droids?

01:31:29.860 --> 01:31:32.540
They just, I think they were like, we're out of music, so they broke out.

01:31:32.540 --> 01:31:35.780
They kind of got the good ending.

01:31:35.780 --> 01:31:39.500
It's a potato bun.

01:31:39.500 --> 01:31:41.980
It's a potato.

01:31:41.980 --> 01:31:43.980
It looks good.

01:31:43.980 --> 01:31:46.300
It looks like it's from Central Europe.

01:31:46.300 --> 01:31:50.380
This shit definitely looks Austrian to a guy like me.

01:31:50.380 --> 01:31:54.020
Maybe it's from France.

01:31:54.020 --> 01:31:55.940
That's just potatoes.

01:31:55.940 --> 01:31:56.440
Yum.

01:32:00.860 --> 01:32:02.260
Eraserhead ass.

01:32:02.260 --> 01:32:09.860
When your friend says, hey, you've got to meet the baby, like, what is obscene?

01:32:09.860 --> 01:32:11.060
Thank you for saying that.

01:32:11.060 --> 01:32:13.260
That's exactly what I'm saying is obscene.

01:32:13.260 --> 01:32:19.660
I mean, he's got Garam Masala, so I'm going to try India, I suppose.

01:32:19.660 --> 01:32:20.660
Orders it to the Northwest.

01:32:20.660 --> 01:32:24.060
I'll try Pakistan then.

01:32:24.060 --> 01:32:25.060
Charga.

01:32:25.060 --> 01:32:26.060
Sure, man.

01:32:26.060 --> 01:32:28.660
I mean, that's what meat looks like.

01:32:28.660 --> 01:32:36.620
I can't really be mad at the country for that, but bread, sultanas,

01:32:36.620 --> 01:32:39.500
glass-aid cherries.

01:32:39.500 --> 01:32:42.740
Say, this is from France.

01:32:42.740 --> 01:32:46.580
Ooh, that's hot.

01:32:46.580 --> 01:32:48.500
Ireland?

01:32:48.500 --> 01:32:50.700
The fat rascal, huh?

01:32:50.700 --> 01:32:53.460
From Scotland, the United Kingdom.

01:32:53.460 --> 01:32:53.980
Sure, man.

01:32:53.980 --> 01:32:54.580
I'd yum it.

01:32:54.580 --> 01:32:55.940
It's bread.

01:32:55.940 --> 01:32:57.940
We're really running out of foods, huh?

01:33:00.500 --> 01:33:04.760
Yeah, baby, you really are a fat rascal.

01:33:08.020 --> 01:33:09.300
I have to say,

01:33:10.420 --> 01:33:13.560
puffer ties look pretty fucking good, man.

01:33:13.560 --> 01:33:15.060
Yankee pancakes.

01:33:16.080 --> 01:33:19.780
Broncos versus raspabal.

01:33:21.620 --> 01:33:24.300
Very similar sort of dish.

01:33:25.940 --> 01:33:33.420
I mean, I think I think I would like them both. I think I would like this one more. I at least they're close

01:33:34.580 --> 01:33:41.860
Have a telly is pretty fucking good, but then on the other hand this one lets you go mandal cub mandal cub

01:33:47.540 --> 01:33:51.560
Something about the bread is scary to me man and the sauce like what this

01:33:51.560 --> 01:34:00.800
It just doesn't, it looks, it doesn't look right.

01:34:00.800 --> 01:34:03.000
Just doesn't look right.

01:34:03.000 --> 01:34:07.160
But this is like, this is nothing.

01:34:07.160 --> 01:34:10.720
I think it's got to be that.

01:34:10.720 --> 01:34:14.360
Beef chow fun versus caranto.

01:34:14.360 --> 01:34:19.900
Go with noodles and beef mixed together.

01:34:19.900 --> 01:34:28.000
Kusaya, but it is from Japan versus, I would say, not to give anyone a complex, but the

01:34:28.000 --> 01:34:32.640
kind of stool that would have you googling.

01:34:32.640 --> 01:34:37.240
That's a Google-able stool, for sure, and at the very least you would be like, you would

01:34:37.240 --> 01:34:40.040
type in the Google smooth red stool?

01:34:40.040 --> 01:34:50.920
is red and very smooth. Plump red smooth stool. I mean this just doesn't look good,

01:34:50.920 --> 01:34:56.520
no offense. I mean there's problems with this as we've discussed, but Agadasha Tofu is pretty

01:34:56.520 --> 01:35:08.280
fucking good. It's the dominant form of tofu that exists on planet Earth. Fallow appears to be

01:35:08.280 --> 01:35:19.920
baguette and tripe or shredded ham, just a shredded ham salad. Let me go with the

01:35:19.920 --> 01:35:25.480
tripe on that one. Hargao versus Budejigae. Budejigae one of my least

01:35:25.480 --> 01:35:30.600
favorite forms of Korean food. I'm not saying that I am in the right on that one.

01:35:30.600 --> 01:35:33.840
A lot of people really seem to like it. I guess I'm just a different kind of beast

01:35:33.840 --> 01:35:37.840
that doesn't like my soup to have craft singles and cut up hot dogs in it or

01:35:37.840 --> 01:35:48.160
whatever. So I'm going to go with the dim sum instead. Kamsa vs. Pasaha apam. Are you

01:35:48.160 --> 01:35:58.440
a bread? Rice and dal grind into a smooth batter after fermenting. It's steamed. We

01:35:58.440 --> 01:36:05.400
go with the other one. Crush the average at least.

01:36:07.840 --> 01:36:09.300
What's going on with ex-Sane Jude?

01:36:09.300 --> 01:36:11.540
They're just, they're plus posting for some reason.

01:36:16.840 --> 01:36:19.440
How high would you draft Jordan Love?

01:36:19.440 --> 01:36:22.040
I gotta start thinking about fantasy football again.

01:36:22.040 --> 01:36:25.180
Last year, I lost in the quarterfinals.

01:36:25.180 --> 01:36:27.120
I'm pretty sure it's cause my quarterback room

01:36:27.120 --> 01:36:30.960
consisted of CJ Stroud, Shadour Sanders.

01:36:30.960 --> 01:36:33.440
I mean, I drafted Anthony Richardson.

01:36:33.440 --> 01:36:35.620
In hindsight, probably not something

01:36:35.620 --> 01:36:40.620
you would really put the high priority on for the 2025, 2026 season.

01:36:42.980 --> 01:36:44.460
I mean, I don't think he's QB1.

01:36:44.460 --> 01:36:47.940
QB1, you still got to give some respect to probably like Josh Allen, right?

01:36:50.620 --> 01:36:54.180
And you probably, I mean, it's an interesting season for Lamar as well.

01:36:54.180 --> 01:36:55.220
You got to think about it.

01:36:57.620 --> 01:36:59.700
That's true, I did have Kyler Murray for a while too.

01:36:59.700 --> 01:37:02.420
I got to play the waiver wire a little bit more this year.

01:37:02.420 --> 01:37:08.740
We also need to find a replacement for oven heat oven heat. Can I say oven heat got off

01:37:08.740 --> 01:37:16.340
easy for getting into the 12 person fantasy league and then not even drafting and never

01:37:16.340 --> 01:37:21.880
setting their roster. We could have held oven heats feet to the fucking fire a little bit

01:37:21.880 --> 01:37:26.100
more. There are people who would have beaten the door down to be the 12th member of the

01:37:26.100 --> 01:37:31.980
fantasy football league. Okay. But it was kind of awesome when you needed like a win

01:37:31.980 --> 01:37:35.820
to get into the playoffs and you're like oh don't even worry about it I'm playing ovenheap

01:37:35.820 --> 01:37:41.180
the guy who we drafted for and just gave him the people with the funniest names but then all of a

01:37:41.180 --> 01:37:47.260
sudden Shaba Hubbard is is putting up like 240 yards a game or something like that and you're like

01:37:47.260 --> 01:38:01.900
what the fuck turns out football players with humorous names are oftentimes like really

01:38:01.900 --> 01:38:10.900
really, really good at football could be a could be a viable strategy. We can

01:38:10.900 --> 01:38:15.740
recreate it in aggregate. Don't even talk to me about Ladd McConkey. I traded him

01:38:15.740 --> 01:38:20.540
for Kyler Murray and Marvin Harrison Jr. Marvin Harrison Jr. Bro, got like a

01:38:20.540 --> 01:38:23.700
appendicitis or something and then decided he just didn't want to play for

01:38:23.700 --> 01:38:26.580
the Cardinals anymore.

01:38:26.580 --> 01:38:31.580
It was like, I gotta tell me, I'm gonna miss this game.

01:38:31.580 --> 01:38:34.580
Also, I don't see myself coming back for the rest of the season.

01:38:40.580 --> 01:38:42.580
I don't know, man. The hotdog was pretty good.

01:38:46.580 --> 01:38:50.580
Cheesy chips with no cheese or pie crinkle chips, peas and gravy.

01:38:52.580 --> 01:38:54.580
I mean, at least this is kind of like doing something.

01:38:54.580 --> 01:38:59.580
There's no cheese. You can't be voting for that with no cheese. That's false advertising.

01:38:59.580 --> 01:39:07.580
Cheeseburger with onion and brown sauce versus Moroccan beef kefta on skewer.

01:39:07.580 --> 01:39:13.580
Looks pretty bad, but better than this, I think. Neverminds.

01:39:13.580 --> 01:39:20.580
Roast potatoes with beef and gravy or hot dog.

01:39:20.580 --> 01:39:27.180
I mean, if this is what it looks like in the picture, I don't want to know what it looks

01:39:27.180 --> 01:39:28.980
like IRL, man.

01:39:28.980 --> 01:39:35.700
You just keep that shit in the bun as far as I'm concerned.

01:39:35.700 --> 01:39:40.680
Sunday roast, I'll go with a beautiful Sunday roast served in a Yorkshire pudding versus

01:39:40.680 --> 01:39:41.680
bread with...

01:39:41.680 --> 01:39:49.120
Listen, I could get down a little bit with some of the central European cuisine, but

01:39:49.120 --> 01:39:54.560
the slice of bread with red onion on it is kind of crazy.

01:39:54.560 --> 01:40:00.560
Wolfies plant-based tenders versus hot dog.

01:40:00.560 --> 01:40:04.920
So there's a wolfie, I have one problem for you, okay?

01:40:04.920 --> 01:40:06.640
Piece of actionable feedback.

01:40:06.640 --> 01:40:10.720
The tenders look like fish and chips.

01:40:10.720 --> 01:40:13.920
The fake chicken looks like real fish.

01:40:13.920 --> 01:40:16.880
Something to do with the breading is not quite right.

01:40:16.880 --> 01:40:18.640
It's more of a battering.

01:40:18.640 --> 01:40:20.680
The hot dog honestly looks fine.

01:40:21.840 --> 01:40:24.200
For five pound 70 at the World Cup.

01:40:24.200 --> 01:40:25.840
I mean, that's the World Cup.

01:40:25.840 --> 01:40:27.280
That makes sense to me, but I mean,

01:40:27.280 --> 01:40:29.760
this is obviously a little bit more ambitious.

01:40:31.160 --> 01:40:32.880
Five pound 70 for a hot dog.

01:40:32.880 --> 01:40:34.120
Bro, it's you went to the,

01:40:34.120 --> 01:40:36.240
I can't be getting baited by this.

01:40:36.240 --> 01:40:38.200
You went to the World Cup.

01:40:38.200 --> 01:40:41.760
You're at the World Cup.

01:40:41.760 --> 01:40:47.040
That's like getting DoorDash to space and being like, what do you mean it was like $10,000

01:40:47.040 --> 01:40:48.160
for KFC?

01:40:48.160 --> 01:40:52.200
Like, you're at the World Cup.

01:40:52.200 --> 01:40:54.040
Of course it's going to be expensive.

01:40:54.040 --> 01:40:57.000
5 pounds 70 for a hot dog at the World Cup.

01:40:57.000 --> 01:41:01.920
It seems almost a stare.

01:41:01.920 --> 01:41:05.840
Salt and pepper munchbox versus mustache pretzel with a cactus lemonade.

01:41:05.840 --> 01:41:13.960
Now we ain't doing all that.

01:41:13.960 --> 01:41:16.920
It should be cheap because you spend a lot on the ticket.

01:41:16.920 --> 01:41:19.360
After all this time you still don't understand capitalism.

01:41:19.360 --> 01:41:22.760
The prices will be set and what the market will bear.

01:41:22.760 --> 01:41:23.760
Millionaires are in the stands.

01:41:23.760 --> 01:41:27.160
They don't give a fuck about paying five pound seventy for a hot dog.

01:41:27.160 --> 01:41:30.280
They can charge five pound seventy because there's millionaires in the audience.

01:41:35.840 --> 01:41:37.840
It's got to be pie chips and curry sauce

01:41:45.200 --> 01:41:47.200
Cheesy chips looks really bad

01:41:48.040 --> 01:41:54.020
Like insane and not just because it's unmelted. This looks like this is not cheese. This is like

01:41:54.760 --> 01:41:59.100
Daya dairy-free cheese and this is what it looks like when it melts

01:41:59.840 --> 01:42:04.720
This looks pretty horrible, but better for sure

01:42:05.840 --> 01:42:12.040
Chips and curry sauce looks pretty good.

01:42:12.040 --> 01:42:13.360
Sausage baguette.

01:42:13.360 --> 01:42:19.700
It looks like something you'd make at home, which is maybe where you are considering what

01:42:19.700 --> 01:42:27.640
we're looking at here, but pizza slice.

01:42:27.640 --> 01:42:28.640
Pretty bad.

01:42:28.640 --> 01:42:29.640
Okay.

01:42:29.640 --> 01:42:33.960
It's hard to parse this one.

01:42:33.960 --> 01:42:42.040
and a can of Pacifico for £20.45 at the Dignity Health Sports Park. Would you describe this

01:42:42.040 --> 01:42:52.280
meal as being emblematic of the values of dignity or health? Chips and a beer? So the

01:42:52.280 --> 01:43:03.000
price is obviously obscene. Can I say something without making you hate me? It pisses me off

01:43:03.000 --> 01:43:09.640
people will buy this and then complain about the price as if the price is like not on the

01:43:09.640 --> 01:43:16.520
menu when they ordered it. Like you had an opportunity to engage in an act of quiet rebellion.

01:43:16.520 --> 01:43:25.960
You said like, fuck you. Like it's, I find that a very impotent sort of rage to be like,

01:43:25.960 --> 01:43:33.720
can you believe how much I paid for this? Like that seems crazy to me. That being said,

01:43:33.720 --> 01:43:42.760
the pizza is really bad. I think we gotta go for the pizza. Easy Scranner.

01:43:42.760 --> 01:43:55.400
Oh boy beer the stadium's around 20 bucks. I hear you man the Canucks games

01:43:55.400 --> 01:44:05.120
it was like we came like 23 bucks for a 20 ounce beer maybe 24 ounces so it's

01:44:05.120 --> 01:44:09.480
kind of like two beers but still I was when I was like you know what I could

01:44:09.480 --> 01:44:15.560
never come to a game ever again. How would you like that Francis? Mr. Aquilini? And then I'm kind

01:44:15.560 --> 01:44:21.000
of like still on that shit and I was fucking living large this year not seeing that on ice product.

01:44:24.920 --> 01:44:28.760
Ended up being a great tactical decision executed at like the perfect time.

01:44:30.760 --> 01:44:36.040
What do you mean? Bando bro. We haven't even done thrice yet. We haven't even done kind of hard golf.

01:44:39.480 --> 01:44:49.380
A Doppler-like effect of light from distant galaxies that are moving away from us, that's

01:44:49.380 --> 01:44:52.800
a redshift, bro.

01:44:52.800 --> 01:45:00.960
Shredded Rallston was the original name for what's cereal with rice corn and wheat versions.

01:45:00.960 --> 01:45:15.000
Rice Krispies.

01:45:15.000 --> 01:45:19.760
The classic shooter Doom was modded into an original video game that was packaged with

01:45:19.760 --> 01:45:24.280
what general mill cereal in the 90s?

01:45:24.280 --> 01:45:26.880
Happen Crunch?

01:45:26.880 --> 01:45:36.720
cross cereal. Oh, it's Chex. You'll have to forgive me this one. Chex is not as big in

01:45:36.720 --> 01:45:44.760
America as it is in, or it's not as big in Canada as it is in America. I've seen Chex

01:45:44.760 --> 01:45:50.840
here, but like it's, Chex is not in the top five cereals for sure. I mean, you got, you

01:45:50.840 --> 01:45:55.800
You got Kashi-Golene Crunch, Lucky Charms, Old Meal Crisp,

01:45:55.800 --> 01:45:57.200
America fuck them with Old Meal Crisp,

01:45:57.200 --> 01:45:58.800
Old Meal Crisp is pretty good.

01:46:03.280 --> 01:46:05.120
It's not top five here either.

01:46:06.160 --> 01:46:07.720
No honey bunches of oats.

01:46:14.000 --> 01:46:16.200
Honey Nut Cheerios are pretty fucking good.

01:46:17.800 --> 01:46:19.720
I don't really give a shit about regular Cheerios,

01:46:19.720 --> 01:46:27.520
The honey-nut Cheerios and the apple cinnamon ones, pretty fucking good, man.

01:46:27.520 --> 01:46:31.080
In American Sign Language, the only two letters of the alphabet that require you to make a

01:46:31.080 --> 01:46:35.360
hand motion are Z and what other consonant?

01:46:35.360 --> 01:46:37.440
Let's say Q.

01:46:37.440 --> 01:46:39.520
That's a weird one.

01:46:39.520 --> 01:46:40.940
Still one of the least used.

01:46:40.940 --> 01:46:56.620
Which letter didn't become a regular part of the alphabet until the 1600s?

01:46:56.620 --> 01:47:00.620
I'm trying to think of the scrabble letters that are like worth the most.

01:47:00.620 --> 01:47:07.340
Q, J, X, X.

01:47:07.340 --> 01:47:14.340
When it's pronounced that all, what letter usually sounds like an H in Spanish?

01:47:14.340 --> 01:47:16.340
Okay.

01:47:16.340 --> 01:47:19.340
Okay, we take those.

01:47:19.340 --> 01:47:26.340
St. John's is the capital of what Canadian province whose population is confined almost entirely to a certain island?

01:47:26.340 --> 01:47:29.340
That's Newfoundland.

01:47:29.340 --> 01:47:35.340
You might say, well, actually, big ups on to thrice for putting Newfoundland and Labrador,

01:47:35.340 --> 01:47:38.860
that is actually correct because you were probably going to say I thought it was just an island well

01:47:38.860 --> 01:47:43.500
Newfoundland is but don't forget about Laborador I don't know if that's how it's spelled but I

01:47:43.500 --> 01:47:50.300
imagine they did their fucking checking you don't know shit about the fucking gaspapin in Sula

01:47:50.300 --> 01:48:00.860
bro it is spelled like that that's crazy you know 2023 track dissing her cheating ex Gerard pk

01:48:00.860 --> 01:48:07.860
Okay, what monomamous, what monomamous pop star saying he traded away a Ferrari for a

01:48:07.860 --> 01:48:08.860
Twingo?

01:48:08.860 --> 01:48:09.860
That's Shakira.

01:48:09.860 --> 01:48:11.860
Can I say something?

01:48:11.860 --> 01:48:16.860
I shouldn't say it.

01:48:16.860 --> 01:48:18.860
I shouldn't say it.

01:48:18.860 --> 01:48:24.540
Oh goodness, I don't, I think if you're 50 years old, it's beneath you to be making a

01:48:24.540 --> 01:48:29.180
diss track to your ex-husband or your ex-wife for that matter.

01:48:29.180 --> 01:48:34.220
strikes me as I don't want to I don't want to imagine myself at like age 22 and

01:48:34.220 --> 01:48:39.300
then seeing like a news article that's like my mom just dropped a diss track

01:48:41.260 --> 01:48:49.300
like I'm trying to establish myself in the world she's literally 49 oh I'm

01:48:49.300 --> 01:48:51.980
just saying

01:48:54.260 --> 01:48:58.420
whatever happens to the best revenge is living well I mean she got that Zootopia

01:48:58.420 --> 01:49:10.900
money, bro. Don't need to be making a diss track to Gerard P.K., but did Gerard P.K. make a diss track

01:49:12.820 --> 01:49:13.540
the other way?

01:49:20.180 --> 01:49:22.660
Yes, well then, all's fair in love and war.

01:49:22.660 --> 01:49:35.940
Wasn't as good. Yeah, but how many World Cups issue one or whatever? Sort these artists by their

01:49:35.940 --> 01:49:42.700
all-time streams on Spotify starting with the most. Alright, so this is going to be bad, obviously.

01:49:42.700 --> 01:49:57.140
I think that Bad Bunny has the fewest streams because he, to me, is the newest member of

01:49:57.140 --> 01:50:08.340
the popularity. Taylor Swift been building views for 14 years. Ariana Grande, I don't

01:50:08.340 --> 01:50:12.860
encounter her too much. I don't encounter her too much, but I believe she's popped.

01:50:12.860 --> 01:50:17.900
The weekend for a while was the biggest artist on Spotify. It would not surprise me if he

01:50:17.900 --> 01:50:23.540
actually has more streams lifetime than Taylor Swift. I'm not 100% committed to this. I'm

01:50:23.540 --> 01:50:28.580
not married to this take, but I appreciate it. Oh, thank you. I already know what it

01:50:28.580 --> 01:50:33.120
Oh my god.

01:50:33.120 --> 01:50:37.040
It's a sandwich from a bakery that puts a pickle in the tray.

01:50:37.040 --> 01:50:38.040
100% A.

01:50:38.040 --> 01:50:42.540
Hopefully you got yourself a sandwich.

01:50:42.540 --> 01:50:45.880
I'll have two sandwiches.

01:50:45.880 --> 01:50:46.880
Thank you.

01:50:46.880 --> 01:50:48.380
It's so warm in here.

01:50:48.380 --> 01:50:50.680
I have my heat on because it was cold.

01:50:50.680 --> 01:50:51.680
It's so cold.

01:50:51.680 --> 01:50:52.680
Well, you can turn the heat on.

01:50:52.680 --> 01:50:55.680
It got to be the coldest thing.

01:50:55.680 --> 01:51:05.640
I think I just lost some aura for having the heat on in my office.

01:51:05.640 --> 01:51:09.920
It was chilly down here when I came down.

01:51:09.920 --> 01:51:11.440
I think...

01:51:11.440 --> 01:51:23.520
Well, let's start with the obvious.

01:51:23.520 --> 01:51:26.620
I have no fucking idea, but I'm just gonna send it like this.

01:51:28.060 --> 01:51:30.060
Okay, okay.

01:51:30.060 --> 01:51:33.020
I would swap those and then it's, I think,

01:51:33.840 --> 01:51:37.020
let's put Bad Bunny at three and Travis Scott at the bottom.

01:51:37.020 --> 01:51:40.860
Oh, Bad Bunny at two, I had no idea, man.

01:51:42.360 --> 01:51:43.360
I don't hate Bad Bunny.

01:51:43.360 --> 01:51:45.940
I literally, with God as my witness,

01:51:45.940 --> 01:51:49.840
I thought Bad Bunny debuted in like 2022.

01:51:49.840 --> 01:51:56.840
So I thought that obviously Taylor Swift has had like four times as much time in the spotlight.

01:51:56.840 --> 01:51:59.840
He might have.

01:51:59.840 --> 01:52:05.840
2015, one thing, okay, Taylor Swift number one, Bad Bunny number two, probably tragically hit number three.

01:52:05.840 --> 01:52:11.840
Weekend four, Ariana Grande five, Ed Sheeran six, number seven, probably got to be Kim Mitchell, if I had to guess,

01:52:11.840 --> 01:52:14.840
or maybe like Doug in the Slugs or something like that.

01:52:14.840 --> 01:52:25.640
blue rodeo. I may not share his political values, I'm guessing, but I'm sure Paul Brandt

01:52:25.640 --> 01:52:36.960
is somewhere in here. There's a lot of people in Alberta.

01:52:36.960 --> 01:52:48.200
social scene in there for sure, man. Jan Arden? Yeah, Jan Arden, Amanda Marshall, Biff Naked.

01:52:48.200 --> 01:53:00.400
Biff Naked's got to be up there. Olivia Rodrigo may be in there. Listen, nobody asked for my

01:53:00.400 --> 01:53:04.020
opinion on this because clearly I'm out of touch. I'm not echoing consensus, which is

01:53:04.020 --> 01:53:10.820
very highly prized these days. Number one, in my current pop star power rankings, it's

01:53:10.820 --> 01:53:16.380
Chapel Roam. Number two is Olivia Rodrigo. Olivia Rodrigo, she's been putting out some

01:53:16.380 --> 01:53:27.580
bangers. Bad idea, right? Get him back. Vampire. These are good songs. Dua Lipa? I got nothing

01:53:27.580 --> 01:53:30.860
against Dua Lipa. If you want to listen to a song about like how fun it is to dance or

01:53:30.860 --> 01:53:34.140
whatever like that. It's just not, it's not really the wave that I'm on.

01:53:39.540 --> 01:53:43.540
Don't type LOL just because you, you'd think that I'm going to get in trouble

01:53:43.540 --> 01:53:46.340
for saying it. I've got nothing against Dua Lipa. She's been to the UN.

01:53:46.340 --> 01:53:47.540
I've never been to the UN.

01:54:00.860 --> 01:54:07.860
Silent about Sabrina? I'm pro-Sabrina Carpenter, moderately pro-Sabrina Carpenter.

01:54:07.860 --> 01:54:15.860
I've never heard a Sabrina Carpenter song that to me hits the same combination of like catchy and hooky,

01:54:15.860 --> 01:54:22.860
but also having an emotional effect on me as something like a casual or something in that vein.

01:54:22.860 --> 01:54:27.860
But that doesn't mean Espresso is not a good song. It doesn't mean House Party is not clever.

01:54:27.860 --> 01:54:31.280
Clever doesn't mean please please me doesn't have a hell of a chorus

01:54:41.220 --> 01:54:44.180
That's the Beatles I do love talking about the Beatles

01:54:47.240 --> 01:54:50.100
Well wouldn't surprise me if I said please please me instead of

01:54:51.100 --> 01:54:56.500
Please please please why the fuck they serve in the Queen of Mon upside down at Nemesis hard nut first off

01:54:56.500 --> 01:54:59.940
The hard nut is in Vancouver right now on vacation.

01:54:59.940 --> 01:55:00.940
Get it twisted.

01:55:00.940 --> 01:55:03.780
Streamers know everything about your personal life and they are your best friends.

01:55:03.780 --> 01:55:05.860
If nobody got you, I still got you.

01:55:05.860 --> 01:55:10.740
Thank you for taking our advice and getting a Lee's donut from the Grandville Island location

01:55:10.740 --> 01:55:15.180
and not just being like, well, I'm in Metro town anyway, so I'm going to go to the Lee's

01:55:15.180 --> 01:55:16.180
pop-up.

01:55:16.180 --> 01:55:21.420
You went to the right location and you were rewarded with a sublime honey dip donut.

01:55:21.420 --> 01:55:26.220
I have to tell you, literally in the last three months, something happened in Vancouver.

01:55:26.220 --> 01:55:29.640
I'm not even, I'm not putting on airs, I'm not being facetious.

01:55:29.640 --> 01:55:33.040
They started flipping the Queen of Mons in Vancouver.

01:55:33.040 --> 01:55:35.560
They used to serve them with the crown at the top.

01:55:35.560 --> 01:55:37.280
And then I don't know if there was like a mandate

01:55:37.280 --> 01:55:38.720
or something that they sent out,

01:55:38.720 --> 01:55:40.400
but sometime in like February,

01:55:40.400 --> 01:55:43.320
they all flipped them so the crown was on the bottom.

01:55:43.320 --> 01:55:45.240
I'm glad that you've noticed it as well.

01:55:45.240 --> 01:55:46.520
I don't know what happened.

01:55:51.240 --> 01:55:52.840
You got Queen of Mons opinions?

01:55:52.840 --> 01:55:54.640
I am a believer, I know that like, listen,

01:55:54.640 --> 01:55:57.920
We're a little late, we're not early adopters here.

01:55:57.920 --> 01:56:01.880
The Queen of Mon is going to be the pastry of the late 2020s.

01:56:01.880 --> 01:56:06.320
If you live in a part of the world that has not yet had Queen of Mon's been placed in

01:56:06.320 --> 01:56:10.840
the bakery case side by side with the croissants, the Queen of Mon is on a fucking wave right

01:56:10.840 --> 01:56:13.480
now.

01:56:13.480 --> 01:56:14.480
Invest early.

01:56:14.480 --> 01:56:16.200
It's been around for like 10 years.

01:56:16.200 --> 01:56:19.400
I'm pretty sure you'll find there's probably a recipe in a bread and cookbook from like

01:56:19.400 --> 01:56:21.800
the 13th century about how to make Queen of Mon's.

01:56:21.800 --> 01:56:24.520
If you want to be pithy about it, you fucking hipster.

01:56:24.520 --> 01:56:29.560
But these are now, food trends are not necessarily some shit that was invented like last year.

01:56:29.560 --> 01:56:34.360
It's some shit that like a food network personality discovered on a travel show where they went

01:56:34.360 --> 01:56:39.120
to Brittany, okay?

01:56:39.120 --> 01:56:44.360
They're going to take North America by storm.

01:56:44.360 --> 01:56:45.360
Get ready.

01:56:45.360 --> 01:56:50.920
And you were gonna, if you don't buy early in the Queen of Mon, don't say I didn't warn

01:56:50.920 --> 01:56:52.080
you is what I'm gonna say.

01:56:52.080 --> 01:56:58.720
say I didn't warn you. Just a higher percentage of people who are gay and cohabitating with

01:56:58.720 --> 01:57:04.400
a partner or spouse. I would think that it's Oregon. Higher percentage of people on public

01:57:04.400 --> 01:57:12.520
insurance. Raleigh, North Carolina. Higher percentage of days with wind speed over 10

01:57:12.520 --> 01:57:18.200
miles an hour. Be fucking for real. How would I possibly know that? Assume because windy

01:57:18.200 --> 01:57:23.000
is Falk right here, whatever. I don't know how windy it is in Kampala, Uganda. That's

01:57:23.000 --> 01:57:31.400
a crazy question. Absolutely no concept. Higher percentage of workers employed in the arts,

01:57:31.400 --> 01:57:36.360
I'd probably say Los Angeles. Higher percentage of people who are Gen X, bro. Denver strikes

01:57:36.360 --> 01:57:40.200
me as possibly the most Gen X city on the planet. Can I get a check on that?

01:57:40.200 --> 01:57:48.960
that. Somebody go check for me if Denver is the most Gen X city on the planet. I think

01:57:48.960 --> 01:58:01.600
it's where all of the people who were like 34 when they legalized weed in Colorado moved.

01:58:01.600 --> 01:58:05.120
Negative I live there. I guess you're saying because you're not Gen X, but I already knew

01:58:05.120 --> 01:58:09.200
you weren't Gen X because you're watching the stream. If you were Gen X you would be watching

01:58:10.240 --> 01:58:15.440
probably like Back to the Future right now or like a video essay about like all the things you

01:58:15.440 --> 01:58:20.640
missed in Ferris Bueller's Day Off or something. You just see the smile, the involuntary smile

01:58:20.640 --> 01:58:29.280
creep across my face. It's just so much fun to just poke a little bit of fun at the sacred cows of

01:58:29.280 --> 01:58:35.120
Gen X. All the movies that they grew up watching well both of my parents who had entered the

01:58:35.120 --> 01:58:40.880
workforce I got home from school at a quarter after three but mom didn't get home until five so

01:58:40.880 --> 01:58:47.120
there were 105 minutes every day where I had to look after myself and all we ate all the popdarts

01:58:47.120 --> 01:58:53.680
came in aluminum bags. They won in chat if your popdarts went in the toaster too in chat if you

01:58:53.680 --> 01:59:06.560
just ate them right out of the refrigerator. I don't hate them. I just love to make fun

01:59:06.560 --> 01:59:12.960
of them. I just poke fun of them a little bit. Not even make fun. Just to observe their

01:59:12.960 --> 01:59:20.240
trends and then parrot them back at them. What kind of pop-tarts did you guys have? The confetti

01:59:20.240 --> 01:59:24.640
Sparkle sprinkle ones the ones with the rainbow sprinkles on them and the vanilla icing

01:59:30.960 --> 01:59:34.720
That's strawberry filling. Yeah, I had a lot of those growing up for sure

01:59:38.560 --> 01:59:41.600
I haven't had a pop cart since I'm gonna guess the year 2000

01:59:44.360 --> 01:59:46.360
Dad bought better in hours I

01:59:46.360 --> 01:59:54.680
I was and I never talk in Howells chat because especially during fleets, I don't want to throw off the vibes because he's I it's like

01:59:55.040 --> 02:00:00.660
Trying to heckle like Dane Cook in the middle of his most famous comedy special or something like that

02:00:00.660 --> 02:00:02.260
Like you don't interrupt a master at work

02:00:02.260 --> 02:00:07.540
Okay, but I was watching him a little bit during his sub-a-thon and he went to YouTube and in his sidebar

02:00:07.540 --> 02:00:11.700
It was a librarian video where I'm talking about like DoorDash or something like that

02:00:11.700 --> 02:00:18.900
And I didn't say anything, but then he mentioned like me when I'm watching when I'm eating my door dash and then this video

02:00:18.900 --> 02:00:23.460
Comes up in the sidebar and then I just typed what the hell and chat and then I closed the tab because I got scared

02:00:25.620 --> 02:00:33.620
Sometimes this also happened like I it's getting really hard to convince me that I'm not the main character of this planet because I had

02:00:34.100 --> 02:00:38.100
Chibri stream up and I went away for like hours

02:00:38.100 --> 02:00:46.200
I came back and he had raided sandwich and sandwich was talking about the cruise and she was saying like oh

02:00:46.500 --> 02:00:50.740
NL should make merch that's like I got pregnant on the NL cruise

02:00:50.980 --> 02:00:58.540
He has he's like likable enough that he could get away with it and then her fucking stream went down and

02:00:59.300 --> 02:01:06.260
Everybody in chat was like NL got you and L got you and I had to restrain myself

02:01:06.260 --> 02:01:11.460
Myself from typing like just a smiley face in chat

02:01:11.460 --> 02:01:18.780
I thought about how impactful it would be to just put a smiley face in chat at that moment and close the tab I

02:01:21.380 --> 02:01:25.740
Didn't I didn't because I didn't want to create an incident or anything like that, but

02:01:28.660 --> 02:01:30.660
It could have been a crazy moment

02:01:30.660 --> 02:01:36.660
it. The aura of farming would have been insane, but instead I just talked about it, which

02:01:36.660 --> 02:01:41.900
gives you like much of the aura but without taking the penalty. But I was also like, I

02:01:41.900 --> 02:01:45.300
had to remember what website I was on. I was like, if I type a smiley face, there's like

02:01:45.300 --> 02:01:50.580
a hundred dumb motherfuckers who would be like, wait, NL probably actually did take her offline.

02:01:50.580 --> 02:01:57.180
They would have no understanding of the concept of misrepresenting a situation for comedic

02:01:57.180 --> 02:02:07.020
purpose and would be like whoa, he what? Anyway, who cares about them? You know.

02:02:07.020 --> 02:02:12.420
Somebody's got it. It's not me, obviously, but I hope somebody does so they can get

02:02:12.420 --> 02:02:18.660
out of whatever sorry situation has them acting like that.

02:02:18.660 --> 02:02:24.860
Play some catfishing. I nominate Dan, that's a good idea.

02:02:27.180 --> 02:02:37.940
Dan is an empath, to be honest. Thirteenth century books in Latin works by Thomas Aquinas.

02:02:37.940 --> 02:02:46.620
There was a point where I knew this. No, I never knew this. I never knew so much theologica.

02:02:46.620 --> 02:02:54.180
I think I was thinking of Thomas Paine, man. Characters in the Midsommar's Night's Dream.

02:02:54.180 --> 02:02:56.480
Who is a fictional king?

02:02:56.480 --> 02:03:00.480
Bro, that's Hecube, that's Oberon, whatever.

02:03:00.480 --> 02:03:02.340
Get that filth off my screen.

02:03:02.340 --> 02:03:09.780
101 Dalmatians, female characters in film, fictional kidnappers.

02:03:09.780 --> 02:03:12.300
Cruella DeVille, man.

02:03:12.300 --> 02:03:17.460
2019 video games about birds.

02:03:17.460 --> 02:03:29.620
in England? Untitled Goose Game. 15th century because I didn't say anything. I know you

02:03:29.620 --> 02:03:36.740
were waiting for me to give an opinion on Untitled Goose Game. I didn't say anything.

02:03:36.740 --> 02:03:40.020
of the traitors of indigenous genocides in the Americas.

02:03:42.380 --> 02:03:45.940
Cortes, Tomas de Torquemada.

02:03:49.380 --> 02:03:51.220
I'm gonna say it seems like a bad dude.

02:03:53.420 --> 02:03:57.860
Barbadian brands, drink companies of Barbados.

02:03:57.860 --> 02:04:00.020
Rum produced in Barbados.

02:04:00.020 --> 02:04:03.820
You're, drink the rum in Malibu, we call it Malibuja.

02:04:06.740 --> 02:04:17.180
coconut flavored liqueur 17th century Anglo-Irish people and in my head I

02:04:17.180 --> 02:04:22.860
could just hear Michael Stipe Anglo-Irish people now would they be holding hands

02:04:22.860 --> 02:04:30.100
Libby can you weigh in on this Anglo-Irish people holding hands

02:04:30.100 --> 02:04:39.220
Well, no, not so much, maybe some of them maybe.

02:04:39.220 --> 02:04:47.740
Some of them maybe would be holding hands, 18th century Irish male writers who were political

02:04:47.740 --> 02:04:52.220
writers and novelists and English satirists.

02:04:52.220 --> 02:04:58.860
I mean you always got to hit them with a Robbie Burns, Jonathan Swift.

02:04:58.860 --> 02:05:03.060
Can we get some fucking Farley Mowett questions, man?

02:05:03.060 --> 02:05:07.260
Can we get some questions about Gary Paulson or some shit like that?

02:05:07.260 --> 02:05:10.100
You're going to ask me about some British authors.

02:05:10.100 --> 02:05:15.380
Can I get a question about Margaret Atwood or something?

02:05:15.380 --> 02:05:16.380
Who's Farley Mowett?

02:05:16.380 --> 02:05:20.180
I bet you don't know shit about the group of seven, man.

02:05:20.180 --> 02:05:21.180
Who's Margaret Atwood?

02:05:21.180 --> 02:05:22.420
Okay, that's crazy.

02:05:22.420 --> 02:05:27.700
Can we get some questions about the fifth business, man?

02:05:27.700 --> 02:05:38.900
1863 births, 1937 deaths, art competitors of the 1912 summer Olympics, nights of the

02:05:38.900 --> 02:05:40.900
order of orange Nassau.

02:05:40.900 --> 02:05:47.220
Yeah, I mean, there was just a 0% chance I was going to get Charles Pierre de Fredy

02:05:47.220 --> 02:05:49.880
the bear in the kubatang.

02:05:49.880 --> 02:05:53.500
That's just not going to happen.

02:05:53.500 --> 02:05:57.860
25 kilovolt AC railway electrification.

02:05:57.860 --> 02:06:01.140
It's the channel.

02:06:01.140 --> 02:06:05.580
The channel tunnel, also known as the channel.

02:06:05.580 --> 02:06:09.300
2010 establishments in California.

02:06:09.300 --> 02:06:12.180
Internet properties established in 2010.

02:06:12.180 --> 02:06:14.300
It's humble!

02:06:14.300 --> 02:06:14.900
Humble?

02:06:14.900 --> 02:06:17.060
OK, wait, excuse me.

02:06:17.060 --> 02:06:18.620
I'm taking my half point on that.

02:06:18.620 --> 02:06:19.620
That's Humble.

02:06:23.260 --> 02:06:24.980
Humble kind of the goats, man.

02:06:24.980 --> 02:06:25.820
I hope they're doing okay.

02:06:25.820 --> 02:06:30.020
Did you know they published the mobile version of Slade Aspire?

02:06:34.380 --> 02:06:36.420
My introduction to indie games.

02:06:36.420 --> 02:06:39.140
Humble Bundle was a revolutionary business model, man.

02:06:39.140 --> 02:06:40.300
They were like, hey, what if we gave you

02:06:40.300 --> 02:06:43.720
the seven best indie video games of all time?

02:06:43.720 --> 02:06:50.440
And we suggest you pay 10 bucks with 70% of it going to charity, but you could also just give us a penny if you want

02:06:53.140 --> 02:06:55.140
It's absolutely insane

02:06:58.000 --> 02:07:05.060
They sold out and fell off can I say something without you thinking I'm evil I feel like they probably like

02:07:05.920 --> 02:07:11.620
Had to sell out to try to keep the lights on because people were buying the bundles for a penny man

02:07:13.720 --> 02:07:22.240
I think that's a very unsustainable business model.

02:07:22.240 --> 02:07:26.240
Suggested by Josh S. Is that true?

02:07:26.240 --> 02:07:37.520
That could be Josh, man.

02:07:37.520 --> 02:07:43.760
You're getting super meat boy FTL and braid for a dollar, man.

02:07:43.760 --> 02:07:47.520
There was always that one performative motherfucker who would like buy it for a grand.

02:07:47.520 --> 02:07:49.200
Bro, that's notch, man.

02:07:49.200 --> 02:07:52.000
He might be in chat.

02:07:52.000 --> 02:08:05.240
There's always like number one anonymous who gives a shit, number two notch.

02:08:05.240 --> 02:08:09.720
This is easily the slowest dulls we've ever done and it's awesome.

02:08:09.720 --> 02:08:12.800
How much would you buy Slade Aspire for?

02:08:12.800 --> 02:08:18.560
If video games were priced fairly, I know I've said this before so I'm playing the hits,

02:08:18.560 --> 02:08:23.240
but Slade Aspire is legitimately worth more than a console.

02:08:23.240 --> 02:08:31.200
It is like it should cost as much as Pong cost in 1978 if we're talking about it fairness.

02:08:31.200 --> 02:08:36.520
The fact that they released it at like 20 bucks or something like that, literally you

02:08:36.520 --> 02:08:42.740
should look at that as like it's 98% off every single day.

02:08:42.740 --> 02:08:44.840
Slay this pie or two.

02:08:44.840 --> 02:08:53.800
Post this first balance change, I would say $3, $3 ever since they changed the doormaker.

02:08:53.800 --> 02:08:55.240
Why would you price by playtime?

02:08:55.240 --> 02:08:56.520
It's not priced by playtime.

02:08:56.520 --> 02:09:01.000
It's priced by how much fulfillment it's given me in my life.

02:09:01.000 --> 02:09:07.880
the Spire 1, I think I bought it on the phone, it's like $10, it's worth at least $5,000.

02:09:14.520 --> 02:09:18.200
It might be worth more, I don't know, but I don't want to say that because the gamers will get mad at me.

02:09:23.640 --> 02:09:27.400
It's worth more than the phone, that they should be giving you the phone for free.

02:09:27.400 --> 02:09:35.000
If we're being honest, like Instagram should be buying all of us our phones and then just

02:09:35.000 --> 02:09:40.200
having like the apps installed so that they can keep us in the ecosystem.

02:09:40.200 --> 02:09:51.240
Mark Zuckerberg should be paying for every single smartphone you ever get.

02:09:51.240 --> 02:10:00.840
I mean, this is like a 339 degree angle, 341, 343 guilty spark.

02:10:00.840 --> 02:10:03.960
Ooh, why, why, I wasn't even not boiling.

02:10:03.960 --> 02:10:04.460
No.

02:10:04.460 --> 02:10:06.460
oh

02:10:13.120 --> 02:10:16.660
Guessing by two when it says hot and not boiling

02:10:19.080 --> 02:10:21.080
Unforced error, bro

02:10:34.460 --> 02:10:38.060
Wait, wait, wait, what does VIP Daniel say?

02:10:38.060 --> 02:10:42.260
The scammers added admins to a Facebook business page in my name and blasted AI mobile ads

02:10:42.260 --> 02:10:43.260
in Thailand.

02:10:43.260 --> 02:10:44.260
Fuck Facebook.

02:10:44.260 --> 02:10:45.260
Yes, sir.

02:10:45.260 --> 02:10:46.260
I don't give a fuck how good marketplace it is.

02:10:46.260 --> 02:10:48.140
I ain't going back.

02:10:48.140 --> 02:10:58.660
Everyone's got to have their limits, man.

02:10:58.660 --> 02:10:59.660
Never had Facebook in my life.

02:10:59.660 --> 02:11:00.660
That is a huge dub.

02:11:00.660 --> 02:11:14.620
I will forgive myself. I got Facebook when I was 17. You can forgive me for being naive

02:11:14.620 --> 02:11:23.420
and optimistic about technology at that point in my life. My prefrontal cortex was like

02:11:23.420 --> 02:11:28.860
30% developed or something like that. I was like, bro, all these websites are solving

02:11:28.860 --> 02:11:34.220
real problems. Like, here's a problem. I don't have a place where strangers can see

02:11:34.220 --> 02:11:46.620
photos of me being blackout drunk. Like, it's innovative. Motherfucker.

02:11:58.860 --> 02:12:04.020
Had to get it cuz our high school class at a group we had to join I'm I ain't mad at you for that one. That's not your fault

02:12:05.460 --> 02:12:07.780
What am I supposed to do about this guy, man? Oh

02:12:22.620 --> 02:12:24.620
I guess you just shoot over top of them

02:12:28.860 --> 02:12:36.340
And I went to college, everyone was on Messenger, I felt like I was going insane.

02:12:36.340 --> 02:12:42.820
I have to think about this, because you were probably in college, shit, like 2017?

02:12:42.820 --> 02:12:43.820
I don't know, man.

02:12:43.820 --> 02:12:48.020
I'm not going to judge a college student for being on Facebook.

02:12:48.020 --> 02:12:50.260
That seems like, you know, appropriate.

02:12:50.260 --> 02:12:53.740
It's the same way I'm not going to judge like an 80-year-old for being on Facebook.

02:12:53.740 --> 02:12:58.740
They don't get the further ramifications, and that's fine.

02:13:00.060 --> 02:13:04.860
Grandma just wants a place to put every single news article

02:13:04.860 --> 02:13:06.700
she reads every single day and go,

02:13:06.700 --> 02:13:10.340
whoa, this is crazy, and also to wish happy birthday

02:13:10.340 --> 02:13:13.300
to someone she went to elementary school with.

02:13:13.300 --> 02:13:14.140
That's fine.

02:13:14.140 --> 02:13:16.220
Grandma can do a little bit of that as a treat.

02:13:23.740 --> 02:13:47.220
I hear you, I love like trying to go to a businesses website to figure out like if they're

02:13:47.220 --> 02:13:51.540
open or like what their services and goods are but then they're like we don't have a

02:13:51.540 --> 02:13:56.660
website, we have a Facebook page that you can't access unless you're logged in, and an Instagram

02:13:56.660 --> 02:14:00.820
page that you can't access unless you're logged in. I'm like, well, I guess I won't be getting my

02:14:00.820 --> 02:14:05.860
ice cream from your establishment. Could you just, could you just spin something up on Squarespace

02:14:05.860 --> 02:14:11.700
for those of us who fucking hate Mark Zuckerberg? Could you just, could you just go to like,

02:14:11.700 --> 02:14:16.340
just, you really, it doesn't just get some WordPress plugins or something like that. It just,

02:14:16.340 --> 02:14:23.060
like the domain doesn't even have to be good it just has to be like your business's name

02:14:23.060 --> 02:14:26.180
dash city and i don't even care what the tld is man

02:14:32.740 --> 02:14:46.180
we made it y'all there's a little embarrassing on that one

02:14:46.340 --> 02:14:50.420
It is Timingle, Timingle, my leash.

02:14:50.420 --> 02:14:51.420
We gotta speed this shit up.

02:14:51.420 --> 02:14:54.580
I've been at this for two hours, which is crazy.

02:14:54.580 --> 02:14:56.940
It's actually insane.

02:14:56.940 --> 02:15:01.580
I was like, I'll just do the dolls really quick and then play something else.

02:15:01.580 --> 02:15:07.380
I've been doing this shit for two hours, man.

02:15:07.380 --> 02:15:08.380
It's kind of awesome.

02:15:08.380 --> 02:15:10.380
Oh my God, what are we doing?

02:15:10.380 --> 02:15:12.380
What are we doing?

02:15:12.380 --> 02:15:15.820
What are we doing, man?

02:15:15.820 --> 02:15:27.980
I don't know how to cut this shit in half. That's crazy. Oh my god. All right.

02:15:32.540 --> 02:15:37.740
I got to think about it for a second. It definitely does look like a CS knife.

02:15:37.740 --> 02:15:47.740
Could be worse, man. Could be worse, honestly.

02:15:47.740 --> 02:15:57.740
Slippery boss from Act 1.

02:15:57.740 --> 02:16:00.740
A lot of Slade-inspired going on there.

02:16:00.740 --> 02:16:06.740
Can I say something about Cine2Nurtle, which is obviously my favorite website?

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But it scares me when a website says there's been an update, click refresh.

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I've never encountered another website in my entire life that's like the website has updated, please press F5.

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I thought it was just like when you access the website, it's just like here's the updated version.

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Apparently there are other ones, never mind.

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We can't keep letting Freud win.

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Movie about a guy who wants to sleep with his mom.

02:16:49.000 --> 02:16:50.400
We can't keep letting Freud win.

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Honestly, first thing I thought, the Adams family.

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So structurally perfect it may have eventually ruined movies, who the hell is John F. Kennedy?

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Now make like a tree and get out of here.

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I should notice 80s director, oh, it is back to the future.

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Back to the future.

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He does want to fuck his mom or no, she wants to fuck him.

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That's not Freud, you Philistine.

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That's like something else.

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Freud is when you say one thing and you mean your mother.

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This is a different sort of thing.

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I did edit this too. I doubt it, bro. He was a man in like the 1800s

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So I'm like the junior soprano era

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What do you mean by that

02:18:12.320 --> 02:18:16.520
In 1897 if you ate a woman's pussy it meant you were gay

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And you're gonna ask me to explain it doesn't make any fucking sense to me

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me. That's the way it fucking was apparently. It's what I've derived from like the media

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that I've seen at the very least. Kind of makes no sense at all. My Armenian friend

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still thinks that. I don't know anything about that. Okay, you're really setting me up for,

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like, that's a bit of a suicide pass. I don't know if that's emblematic of the opinion of all

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people from Armenia. I would think that it's not a monolith. I would think that they have very

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diverse opinions on Canalingus, considering there's like tens of millions of them, at the very least

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millions of them. I don't know, man.

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See, someone in chess said my Armenian friend eats me out all the time.

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You know what's crazy?

02:19:23.320 --> 02:19:25.640
Might be the same person.

02:19:25.640 --> 02:19:27.520
Wouldn't it be crazy if it was the same person?

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I just turned out the first person who thought that the Armenian dude wasn't a real eater

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just got a stank box.

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Wouldn't that be something?

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this is how you found out this is how you feel like you didn't know this whole

02:19:49.600 --> 02:19:51.720
time

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oh you're 35 bro that's nice of you to say I'm literally 37 but that's what if I

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was 25 I'd be like wouldn't it be interesting if no I can't say that I

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don't know oh but and then like type it in the discord no it's okay thanks for

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the gifted subscriptions that's a tie I'd be saying that type of shit if I was

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Don't say smelly cat, smelly cat, okay, Phoebe Buffet type shit.

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Let's see what the vibes are like on Dr. Ordle today.

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Could be better.

02:20:41.520 --> 02:20:47.240
A 16-year-old girl presents with several days of excessive thirst, frequent urination, and fatigue.

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You have a type 1 diabetes mellitus.

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She reports, waking multiple times at night to urinate and has been drinking large amounts of water.

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You are drinking too much water.

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Hyper...

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Hydrosis.

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Too much...

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You are drowning.

02:21:10.200 --> 02:21:13.200
You are drowning yourself with water.

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You have an enlarged prostate.

02:21:16.520 --> 02:21:22.280
You have benign prostate, prostatic hyperplasia.

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She was involved in a motor vehicle collision

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two months ago with a brief loss of consciousness.

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Maybe you could have mentioned that before the water.

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A brief loss of consciousness.

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You have an amygdala.

02:21:38.280 --> 02:21:48.960
You have a laceration, you have a pituitary prolactinoma.

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Oh, this is bad.

02:21:49.880 --> 02:21:55.280
Laboratory studies show a serum sodium of 152 milliliquals

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per liter at plasma osmolality of 3-U-L, OK?

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I'm just going to take a shot in the dark.

02:22:02.120 --> 02:22:04.880
You probably got a Robdo.

02:22:04.880 --> 02:22:07.760
You got a Robdomyolysis.

02:22:07.760 --> 02:22:12.560
Water deprivation testing fails to significantly increase urine osmolality.

02:22:12.560 --> 02:22:16.800
I got horrible news. You got rabies virus. You are, you know, a lot of trouble.

02:22:17.680 --> 02:22:22.880
Administration of Desmopressin leads to a marked increase in urine osmolality.

02:22:24.640 --> 02:22:27.040
That does, that changes everything. That's interesting.

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So when you don't drink water, your urine doesn't get more concentrated.

02:22:35.520 --> 02:22:42.640
your kidneys are you have a you have a fucking kidney you have a pre renal acute kidney injury

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send all the different diabetes I said diabetes I said diabetes

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central diabetes and sypidus someone in my discord told me that diabetes and sypidus was

02:23:04.200 --> 02:23:08.760
was literally called that because doctors used to taste your pee to see if it was sweet,

02:23:08.760 --> 02:23:13.720
to see if you had diabetes. And they called it insipidus if they were like, you should

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have a sypidus. My Armenian friend has that job? Okay, good one. Listen, you're going to

02:23:29.200 --> 02:23:38.680
give me in trouble. Um, nobody said that. I said I want credit for that joke down by

02:23:38.680 --> 02:23:50.020
the bay where the watermelons grow back to my home. I dare not go. As if I do. My

02:23:50.020 --> 02:23:58.600
mother will say, Have you ever seen a carp picking a harp down by the bay?

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2013.

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Yes, I know this is...

02:24:03.200 --> 02:24:05.200
Night to the...

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It's the best song ever!

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Night to the party like the best night ever!

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Yeah!

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Yeah, I know, I know this one.

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I know, I know, I know a couple one direction songs.

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One Direction songs. I know that one.

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And baby I'm perfect

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It's not they named it ironically it's kind of like how Toto named themselves after a Japanese toilet

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Pop tune forever

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I'm on a Japanese toilet right now.

02:25:14.900 --> 02:25:16.320
I'm literally jealous.

02:25:16.320 --> 02:25:18.960
I never fucked with a Japanese toilet until this trip.

02:25:18.960 --> 02:25:25.200
I think I became a real shitter on this trip.

02:25:25.200 --> 02:25:28.480
City to Nero Battle Royale in two minutes, what the fuck?

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Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

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one minute, seven seconds, join.

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Damn.

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Damn, I even have time to like change my game name and everything.

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Four viewers. Nah, double it. Give it to the next guy. Fuck, I kind of have to go pee,

02:25:55.280 --> 02:25:59.680
but I don't think we're doing that in 45 seconds. I could do the next best thing

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and like get a drink, I guess.

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33 seconds y'all.

02:26:15.560 --> 02:26:22.560
The next best thing is doing it in your chair. Why'd you, you phrased it like Frank Underwood.

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Now obviously we know the best place to take a piss is the toilet.

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But if you got no other port in a storm, your chair will do.

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I didn't call you Frank Underwood. I said you were typing like Frank Underwood.

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Let the record show, let the record show.

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I did not call you Frank Underwood.

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I said you were writing some stuff

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that Frank Underwood would write, okay?

02:26:45.480 --> 02:26:47.800
It's been a week since I did the impression.

02:26:47.800 --> 02:26:49.560
People have been loving the impressions lately.

02:26:49.560 --> 02:26:53.760
They really love Jack Nicholson from as good as it gets.

02:26:55.720 --> 02:26:59.160
Okay, one second, inherent vice, easy bro, Deadpool too.

02:27:01.480 --> 02:27:03.180
They really liked that Jack Nicholson.

02:27:03.180 --> 02:27:04.180
They really liked.

02:27:04.180 --> 02:27:09.700
Why don't you shut your pie hole and give me a chicken salad sandwich?

02:27:09.700 --> 02:27:11.660
They really like that one for some reason.

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I don't know, but I feel it.

02:27:13.940 --> 02:27:18.740
I feel his energy coursing through me.

02:27:18.740 --> 02:27:22.300
Link to a Hindi language film.

02:27:22.300 --> 02:27:25.700
Devdas?

02:27:25.700 --> 02:27:27.420
Nobody from Devdas is in Deadpool 2.

02:27:27.420 --> 02:27:29.140
Link to a film with Life in the title.

02:27:29.140 --> 02:27:34.620
We play Life, the 2017 film with Ryan Reynolds in it.

02:27:34.620 --> 02:27:37.580
That's a big one.

02:27:37.580 --> 02:27:40.580
Oh shit, Bugbite is in this one.

02:27:40.580 --> 02:27:45.000
And Bugbite also told me about the fucking Julian Donkey

02:27:45.000 --> 02:27:46.660
boy.

02:27:46.660 --> 02:27:47.220
That's scary.

02:27:47.220 --> 02:27:48.660
They know what they're doing.

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Hindi language film.

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Yeah, I'm thinking Devdice.

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I'm thinking RRR.

02:27:56.940 --> 02:28:04.180
I'm thinking, I think I'll probably just play a Jake Gyllenhaal movie here, like Bubble Boy.

02:28:04.180 --> 02:28:08.700
I don't think I'm getting a Hindi language film off of this, to be honest with you.

02:28:08.700 --> 02:28:11.020
RRR isn't even in Hindi.

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I was just picking it because I thought Ryan Reynolds was in it.

02:28:14.180 --> 02:28:17.500
I thought he was like the middle R or whatever.

02:28:17.500 --> 02:28:20.260
Link to any film from the 1990s for Source Code?

02:28:20.260 --> 02:28:21.940
Yeah, I'm thinking it's October Sky.

02:28:26.940 --> 02:28:30.820
Jake Gyllenhaal's in October Sky, y'all.

02:28:33.380 --> 02:28:38.540
Can we talk about using your cast lifeline on source code?

02:28:39.380 --> 02:28:42.720
It has Jake Gyllenhaal.

02:28:43.940 --> 02:28:45.920
He's on the poster.

02:28:45.920 --> 02:28:47.020
It says Jake Gyllenhaal.

02:28:47.020 --> 02:28:48.700
Right. Bug bite, 666.

02:28:48.700 --> 02:28:50.020
You can't be doing that.

02:28:50.020 --> 02:28:53.940
Come on. Just play Julian Donkey boy.

02:28:56.940 --> 02:29:04.580
Nightcrawler is a good movie. It's called X2 X Men United and his name is Alan Cummins.

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Submit the shortest title from October Sky.

02:29:12.140 --> 02:29:21.020
Life 2017. Interesting idea at least.

02:29:21.020 --> 02:29:24.780
I don't think I'm gonna get shortest title Jake Joannal. I don't remember who

02:29:24.780 --> 02:29:29.340
the fuck else is in October sky. Elijah Wood maybe and he's in North never

02:29:29.340 --> 02:29:35.220
mind. That movie with Jake Gyllenhaal in it I suppose I'll just take Nightcrawler

02:29:35.220 --> 02:29:40.420
good point. Not gonna be the shortest title though. Well you still got we got

02:29:40.420 --> 02:29:46.140
one more chance on it. Spider-Man Far From Home that would have been it.

02:29:46.140 --> 02:29:53.860
Adam Sandler 25 crazy name. Okay shortest title honestly that one tall motherfucker

02:29:53.860 --> 02:30:05.380
from Zodiac is in Fargo. That's a pretty short title, man.

02:30:05.380 --> 02:30:09.180
Which one? He's the guy who's also in Sorry, Baby. He plays the guy who makes sandwiches

02:30:09.180 --> 02:30:16.020
from Sorry, Baby. He has three names, I think. He's a trilingual individual. John Carol Lynch.

02:30:16.020 --> 02:30:20.940
That's him right there. That's my goat from the Drew Carey show.

02:30:20.940 --> 02:30:26.700
take those John Kara Lynch don't link to a franchise okay that's easy money we go

02:30:26.700 --> 02:30:33.140
straight to blood simple Cody did you use your priority to go to blood simple

02:30:33.740 --> 02:30:39.540
he's the husband in Fargo yeah that's why that's why I played him as you go I'll

02:30:39.540 --> 02:30:44.420
get you a cup of coffee or something like that my letterbox is embarrassing

02:30:44.420 --> 02:30:48.300
it's all movies I watch because of your knees I've noticed that a lot of people

02:30:48.300 --> 02:30:54.060
leave pithy comments on my letterbox reviews and then I go look at their most recent watch films and it's all films that I

02:30:54.780 --> 02:31:00.860
Recommended recently. Okay. They used it on no mad land. That's very smart another film from the 2020s

02:31:00.860 --> 02:31:06.140
I mean, I feel like everyone's gonna go have the same play here, but I'm gonna go for Hamnet by a Chloe Zhao

02:31:11.100 --> 02:31:16.060
Swanky percent Swanky is she only has one film credit. She's kind of like John Cazale

02:31:16.060 --> 02:31:20.180
She was in a best picture winner and then decided I'm done with this stuff

02:31:22.660 --> 02:31:29.260
Now don't play gladiator to here, that's a given probably just we could play like after Sun or something like that

02:31:30.340 --> 02:31:32.860
I'll probably play that one. No, I'm just kidding

02:31:37.660 --> 02:31:42.540
John Cazale was also in dog day afternoon though. Well, it took him a little longer to reach perfection

02:31:42.540 --> 02:31:44.740
Then it took swanky, but everyone develops at their own pace

02:31:46.060 --> 02:32:06.060
No Mad Land pisses me off. Yeah, it kind of sucks in my opinion. But after Sun, after Sun to an Oscar-winning film, probably say, horror film from the 20s, gladiator two, best historical fiction.

02:32:10.060 --> 02:32:12.060
I'm not using my sprint yet. We might need it.

02:32:12.060 --> 02:32:19.860
it. Why the hell was Broso sad? That's what I'm saying. Major plot hole in After Sun.

02:32:19.860 --> 02:32:28.820
Guy was on vacation. You literally can't be sad on vacation. Movie doesn't make any sense.

02:32:28.820 --> 02:32:37.060
Django Unchained with a skip. Link to an Oscar winning film. Okay. But don't submit the oldest

02:32:37.060 --> 02:32:44.060
I will play Ray from 2004, which definitely won an Oscar.

02:32:44.060 --> 02:32:52.060
I think it won Best Piano Performance.

02:32:52.060 --> 02:32:58.060
Please tell me that isn't me.

02:32:58.060 --> 02:33:06.060
Once upon a time in Hollywood, Bruce Dern, submit the longest title.

02:33:06.060 --> 02:33:08.940
Well, I think someone else already did that for us.

02:33:08.940 --> 02:33:10.820
I think the longest title I could get here

02:33:10.820 --> 02:33:13.660
would be the curious case of Benjamin Button.

02:33:13.660 --> 02:33:15.500
Now, I'm on 28 points.

02:33:15.500 --> 02:33:17.840
I'd really like to use a sprint to get to more than 30,

02:33:17.840 --> 02:33:19.340
so I'm not using it right now.

02:33:22.660 --> 02:33:25.140
Oh, the assassination of Robert Ford by the coward,

02:33:25.140 --> 02:33:28.040
Jesse James, or vice versa, that might even be longer.

02:33:28.040 --> 02:33:39.440
Or maybe not, where we were on 28, we can get to 30.

02:33:39.440 --> 02:33:40.920
Link to a fantasy film?

02:33:40.920 --> 02:33:42.200
Yeah, bro.

02:33:42.200 --> 02:33:45.320
The Lord of the Rings, the Fellowship of the Ring.

02:33:45.320 --> 02:33:48.800
That could easily be the longest title.

02:33:48.800 --> 02:33:49.800
And then sprint me for it.

02:33:49.800 --> 02:33:51.080
Oh, no, don't sprint.

02:33:51.080 --> 02:33:56.320
I was going to sprint to get three points, but now I only get one.

02:33:56.320 --> 02:33:58.560
If you get another lifeline, you'll lose the sprint.

02:33:58.560 --> 02:34:01.480
Okay, so it's an if you don't use it, you'll lose it situation.

02:34:01.480 --> 02:34:02.480
That's smart.

02:34:02.480 --> 02:34:07.360
We're locked in now.

02:34:07.360 --> 02:34:17.840
I'm feeling fairly comfortable here so far.

02:34:17.840 --> 02:34:28.360
English film, link to a film from a franchise. Letterbox user, can you please press a button

02:34:28.360 --> 02:34:34.280
so that I can sprint effectively? Longest title, link to a film from a franchise, link

02:34:34.280 --> 02:34:39.280
to a non-English film. Non-English film. Non-English. I don't think that's going to happen. I'm

02:34:39.280 --> 02:34:44.720
going to play Lord of the Rings, the Return of the King, bro. And then I am going to,

02:34:44.720 --> 02:34:47.720
I said, letter box user, put your answer in so I can sprint.

02:34:55.120 --> 02:34:58.120
OK, don't submit the slowest response.

02:34:58.120 --> 02:34:59.560
A history of violence.

02:34:59.560 --> 02:35:00.320
Boom, we're in.

02:35:08.880 --> 02:35:11.880
Easy.

02:35:11.880 --> 02:35:13.400
Half these people are 50.

02:35:13.400 --> 02:35:15.900
I don't think so, nobody's played back to the future yet.

02:35:24.960 --> 02:35:26.360
Howard Shore?

02:35:29.560 --> 02:35:30.680
Meet the Feebles?

02:35:31.720 --> 02:35:32.560
It's okay.

02:35:34.080 --> 02:35:35.640
Is this person, are they flicking me?

02:35:35.640 --> 02:35:38.440
Why are they not getting any points?

02:35:38.440 --> 02:35:40.960
And just staying one point ahead of me.

02:35:43.400 --> 02:35:46.820
How did you know that I'm connecting by a Peter Jackson, bro

02:35:51.280 --> 02:35:56.040
Why aren't you getting any points? That's a good point. That's a good point my point

02:35:57.240 --> 02:36:02.520
Letterbox Larry fell down there. Hmm. Okay. Don't submit the most popular film off of crash

02:36:04.440 --> 02:36:07.900
Secretaries at 1200 no shot. That's gonna be the most popular

02:36:08.660 --> 02:36:12.560
Someone's gonna play a like a Cronenberg movie. That's higher than 1200

02:36:13.400 --> 02:36:31.400
You're cooked. I'm doing great, man. I'm doing fine.

02:36:31.400 --> 02:36:39.320
Better than you are. I'm on 35. I'm still on 35.

02:36:39.320 --> 02:36:45.000
news classic. Link to a crime film from broadcast news. A history of violence, bro. William

02:36:45.000 --> 02:36:46.320
Hurt.

02:36:46.320 --> 02:36:55.520
And then sprint me for, sprint me for, oh sprint me for threes. They sprinted me for

02:36:55.520 --> 02:37:00.600
three.

02:37:00.600 --> 02:37:04.680
Now we're back, man. We're up there.

02:37:04.680 --> 02:37:11.680
Some heart? Yeah, spoilers, if you've seen the movie.

02:37:16.120 --> 02:37:23.120
Submit the newest film. Ed Harris has to be in some new shit, man.

02:37:23.440 --> 02:37:27.440
Whatever. I'll just play some shit like the cooler 2003. Maria Bellar!

02:37:34.680 --> 02:37:38.300
Stop she's the one who's named bellow, bro. I didn't do anything

02:37:51.760 --> 02:37:54.800
I'll fuck you and your minions grew yeah

02:37:55.840 --> 02:38:01.040
You're probably tall and introspective. That's not part of my objective

02:38:01.040 --> 02:38:10.680
If you think of an Oscar-winning film from the Green Book, Moonlight, and I would like

02:38:10.680 --> 02:38:25.000
to sprint as well if possible.

02:38:25.000 --> 02:38:26.000
It started the Grinch.

02:38:26.000 --> 02:38:27.800
It would be called Green Bush.

02:38:27.800 --> 02:38:30.440
It kind of does start the Grinch.

02:38:30.440 --> 02:38:34.760
is throwing his chicken bones out the damn window. Link to a movie starting with G.

02:38:39.800 --> 02:38:41.720
I have just absolutely no idea.

02:38:46.040 --> 02:38:52.360
Janelle Mone is in this. Okay. Give me hidden figures. Does not start with the G. We got to

02:38:52.360 --> 02:39:06.920
to get a G on the next one. Did Barry Jenkins make waves as well? Or is waves just moonlight

02:39:06.920 --> 02:39:19.240
coded? Barry Jenkins! Yes, man. Submit the oldest film, the Daniel Caluya, the most popular

02:39:19.240 --> 02:39:27.040
unique submission? Starting with G! Starting with G is so huge here, but that we take our

02:39:27.040 --> 02:39:41.080
guaranteed points on that one. Starting with G is a given. It's the It Follows Guy? The

02:39:41.080 --> 02:39:43.320
It follows guy did moonlight?

02:39:48.080 --> 02:39:49.800
That can't be true.

02:39:49.800 --> 02:39:54.800
That's the, I don't, no, no, I've misread this somehow.

02:39:55.720 --> 02:39:59.360
The most popular unique submission for get out.

02:40:00.800 --> 02:40:04.320
Most popular unique submission for get out.

02:40:05.160 --> 02:40:07.240
But if we wanna go, I mean, all this film,

02:40:07.240 --> 02:40:09.040
we could do something with too.

02:40:09.040 --> 02:40:15.840
no you need what yeah yeah make a play for it make a play for it with like being

02:40:15.840 --> 02:40:22.560
John Malkovich 99 no man Steven Roode is in this motherfucker what do you mean

02:40:22.560 --> 02:40:25.680
1999

02:40:28.480 --> 02:40:35.680
you collected this loot I got the most popular unique submission that's huge

02:40:35.680 --> 02:40:40.680
I'm up on five Keanu film from the 2000s oldest film

02:40:44.640 --> 02:40:46.640
They want me to play Shmigadoon

02:40:47.800 --> 02:40:53.040
Jablonsky did this Tiffany Haddish will forte from the night Keanu Reeves from the 90s

02:40:53.560 --> 02:40:57.380
That's you know Keanu Reeves from the 2000s. Okay. I can do this

02:40:57.880 --> 02:41:00.120
His earliest movie from the 2000s

02:41:00.120 --> 02:41:10.120
Fuck it. That's such a waste of points, man. I just, I didn't give myself enough time. I should have played Constantine.

02:41:10.120 --> 02:41:17.120
I should have played The Matrix Reload. The seventh entry in a franchise? Are you fucking insane?

02:41:17.120 --> 02:41:29.120
Okay, we need a film from the year 2000. We play the movie Memento, which is, and I don't think it'll be the oldest film submitted,

02:41:29.120 --> 02:41:33.040
But it is literally from the year 2000 and it has Carrie Ann Moss in it

02:41:43.960 --> 02:41:48.400
Bottom two players wait we're still in first somehow science fiction film from Speed Racer

02:41:49.400 --> 02:41:51.400
Cloud Atlas fastest response

02:41:52.840 --> 02:41:54.840
Fastest response my king

02:41:59.120 --> 02:42:02.760
Do I want priority?

02:42:02.760 --> 02:42:06.320
I don't think I want priority on this.

02:42:06.320 --> 02:42:10.920
Please give me lots of points.

02:42:10.920 --> 02:42:12.440
I did not get lots of points.

02:42:12.440 --> 02:42:15.120
Bound, link to a mystery?

02:42:15.120 --> 02:42:17.120
Well it's over Broadway.

02:42:17.120 --> 02:42:19.680
Confirm not mystery, my bad y'all.

02:42:19.680 --> 02:42:21.560
I think I did the exact same thing last time too.

02:42:29.120 --> 02:42:43.920
Or maybe I think I asked for crime. An animated mystery? Bro? Paddington too. Isn't Jim Brabent

02:42:43.920 --> 02:42:54.640
in cloud atlas it's definitely panicked it is animated bro

02:42:57.120 --> 02:43:01.520
panic what do you mean is i animated that's not a real bear

02:43:01.520 --> 02:43:06.960
the main character is animated yeah okay so describe roger rabbit motherfucker

02:43:06.960 --> 02:43:11.920
oh no no no no no oh i'm back

02:43:11.920 --> 02:43:15.920
Link to the sixth entry in a franchise.

02:43:15.920 --> 02:43:21.920
Okay, you should probably just start with animation.

02:43:21.920 --> 02:43:27.920
Aladdin. Robin Williams is in both of these.

02:43:27.920 --> 02:43:31.920
And then, fuck it, sprint me.

02:43:31.920 --> 02:43:37.920
You get three points off a sprint. It's not based on positioning, I suppose.

02:43:37.920 --> 02:43:47.300
Sixth film in a franchise wouldn't the six oh my god, this is the sixth film in the

02:43:47.300 --> 02:43:48.500
franchise

02:43:48.500 --> 02:43:54.340
Submit the oldest film off of this shit brother. How would I know if so fucking for real?

02:43:56.060 --> 02:44:00.800
Link to a romance film. I need to link to this. I can't link to the sixth entry in a franchise

02:44:00.800 --> 02:44:08.440
down with love 2003 they gave me romance points off that even though it's

02:44:08.440 --> 02:44:13.560
called down with love that's huge look it was always printed to 90 we got a

02:44:13.560 --> 02:44:15.960
chance

02:44:17.080 --> 02:44:26.160
see foe collected oldest film there are 10 points up man most okay I'm gonna say

02:44:26.160 --> 02:44:30.320
the Empire Strikes Back probably has the most shared cast and crew if I had the

02:44:30.320 --> 02:44:47.600
guess. That would make a lot of sense. Yes, whoever doesn't get that is cooked. And there

02:44:47.600 --> 02:44:53.000
were seven people and only six people got it. Do not link from the 90s from Star Wars.

02:44:53.000 --> 02:45:09.760
go to the 90s. I'll see you in Jaws, bro, John Williams. It's a tight game in the middle

02:45:09.760 --> 02:45:15.520
here but at the top they're blowing us away. It's like the Premier League.

02:45:21.280 --> 02:45:27.600
Jows. Don't link to a film from the 90s. Motherfucker.

02:45:27.600 --> 02:45:41.560
1941 from 19- oh shit Munich 2005 mother fucker I don't want to play Mr. Holland's

02:45:41.560 --> 02:45:46.200
opus play my skip for zero I don't want to play Mr. Holland's opus because then I

02:45:46.200 --> 02:45:49.880
get seven seven points down

02:45:49.880 --> 02:46:04.640
Ready player one, we want the newest film, Mission Impossible, the final reckoning, part two.

02:46:04.640 --> 02:46:16.680
And it's from a franchise, and that could be the newest film.

02:46:16.680 --> 02:46:26.240
10 points back though. End is from the 2020s. But it could be the newest thing. It's a plus

02:46:26.240 --> 02:46:37.560
one point delta if we get it right. Yeah! Okay, now we need a Western from the final

02:46:37.560 --> 02:46:43.120
reckoning. Simon Pegg Western. Not sure about that one, brother. Tom, I don't think Tom

02:46:43.120 --> 02:46:54.560
crew has ever been in a Western? Let me be the color of money, 1986. I don't think Paul

02:46:54.560 --> 02:47:03.360
is a Western. I think Paul just takes place in Arizona and Nevada. Last samurai maybe.

02:47:03.360 --> 02:47:06.920
I could see the last samurai.

02:47:06.920 --> 02:47:08.240
Jerry Maguire.

02:47:08.240 --> 02:47:09.720
Fastest response.

02:47:09.720 --> 02:47:10.160
Cocktail.

02:47:12.840 --> 02:47:14.400
Fastest response is a lifeline.

02:47:14.400 --> 02:47:15.120
I could take that.

02:47:21.840 --> 02:47:23.280
I could get two lifelines off that.

02:47:26.920 --> 02:47:28.680
Bug bite beat you?

02:47:28.680 --> 02:47:30.200
Bug bite, you literally need points.

02:47:30.200 --> 02:47:31.560
Why are you trying to get lifelines?

02:47:31.560 --> 02:47:33.360
You need points to not be killed.

02:47:38.100 --> 02:47:39.640
You're trolling.

02:47:39.640 --> 02:47:41.040
The color of money, this is important.

02:47:41.040 --> 02:47:42.480
Film from the 2020s.

02:47:44.160 --> 02:47:45.160
Pop gun Maverick.

02:47:46.720 --> 02:47:48.240
First man on the fucking job.

02:47:49.800 --> 02:47:52.600
Probably not the most shared crew if I had the guests.

02:47:52.600 --> 02:47:54.540
I have no idea what the most shared crew would be.

02:47:54.540 --> 02:47:57.540
Probably another Scorsese with Robbie Robertson.

02:48:01.560 --> 02:48:12.240
That's what you get bug bite. That's what you fucking get. Wait, no, you're gonna live.

02:48:12.240 --> 02:48:18.920
No wait, you died. Now I'm gonna die. Link to an action movie. Pop gun. Fast. Why do

02:48:18.920 --> 02:48:23.700
I have to be fast? It's already been used three times. The Salt and Sea Eyes not an

02:48:23.700 --> 02:48:34.080
action movie Batman forever and then yes give me priority on that one I want

02:48:34.080 --> 02:48:39.520
Batman forever 11 points down we got to be quick any chance this has the most

02:48:39.520 --> 02:48:50.160
shared cast and crew I'll kill me in it for sure maybe some shoe mocker oh my

02:48:50.160 --> 02:48:59.160
my god we did get it holy shit Batman Forever most shared cast and crew link to a film featuring

02:48:59.160 --> 02:49:12.440
Robin Williams just gotta be a Robin Williams man Robin Williams Jim Carrey ever been in

02:49:12.440 --> 02:49:17.360
a movie together Nicole Kidman Robin Williams I mean I would think Batman and Robin have

02:49:17.360 --> 02:49:22.900
a good chance to have the most shared cast and crew even has the same Robin

02:49:22.900 --> 02:49:28.160
although it does have a different Batman which will really fuck with you we

02:49:28.160 --> 02:49:33.600
defended that loot bro I don't think that matters

02:49:33.600 --> 02:49:42.320
Robert in the Al Pacino Robin Williams oh my god wait it's a drama that somebody

02:49:42.320 --> 02:49:48.320
It's just a fucking drama, and it features Robin, it's not, it's more of a drama than an action movie.

02:49:55.320 --> 02:49:58.320
Max's use has exceeded this turn.

02:49:59.320 --> 02:50:02.320
I didn't want to use my cast, I wanted to use my sprint.

02:50:03.320 --> 02:50:05.320
I lost points for that.

02:50:06.320 --> 02:50:08.320
Film from the 1990s or the 1980s.

02:50:08.320 --> 02:50:16.720
Okay, that seems doable.

02:50:16.720 --> 02:50:21.440
Some shit like Mrs. Doubtfire.

02:50:21.440 --> 02:50:30.520
And then Sprintmeat, following.

02:50:30.520 --> 02:50:37.520
Link to a film from any franchise, The Dark Knight.

02:50:44.520 --> 02:50:46.520
Easy.

02:50:46.520 --> 02:50:52.520
Next thing would be 1980s was just a lifeline. Who cares, man?

02:50:52.520 --> 02:50:56.520
Link to a non-English film with the shortest title.

02:51:03.520 --> 02:51:05.520
I can do shortest title.

02:51:15.520 --> 02:51:17.520
I mean, seven is only seven letters long.

02:51:22.520 --> 02:51:25.640
Huge oh my god, we're in first

02:51:26.760 --> 02:51:31.160
Shortest title from avatar Terminator Salvation Oscar winning film

02:51:31.800 --> 02:51:35.500
We don't need shortest title. We already have shortest title Oscar winning film

02:51:37.000 --> 02:51:39.000
Don't be mad it probably won something

02:51:40.200 --> 02:51:42.200
Best movie named Amelia Perez I

02:51:42.200 --> 02:52:02.200
I also defended my loot. Film starting with the letter B. Can I see a cast on this? That

02:52:02.200 --> 02:52:09.800
didn't help me as much as I thought it would. The Chronicles of Riddick 2004? Nope, never

02:52:09.800 --> 02:52:20.840
of mine probably say Guardians of the Galaxy I suppose. Oh with a cheeky sprint.

02:52:20.840 --> 02:52:28.700
Film that starts with a B. Moneyball. Film from the 2000s. James Gunn film from the

02:52:28.700 --> 02:52:35.560
2000s. Slither. Give me priority. You don't know Michael Rooker like I know him.

02:52:35.560 --> 02:52:42.180
Oh, shit, they got a movie that starts with the letter B. That's all right, we take that

02:52:42.180 --> 02:52:46.640
on the next one.

02:52:46.640 --> 02:52:57.360
Oscar winning film from Slyther, it starts with the letter B.

02:52:57.360 --> 02:53:01.200
Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

02:53:01.200 --> 02:53:03.000
Superman 2025.

02:53:03.000 --> 02:53:08.640
didn't win an Oscar I'm hearing. I honestly thought it might have won best

02:53:08.640 --> 02:53:20.760
superhero movie. They hit me with a skip. Link to a movie from the 2010s that won

02:53:20.760 --> 02:53:28.800
an Oscar. Judas and the Black Messiah not from the 2010s. Widows. Didn't win an

02:53:28.800 --> 02:53:35.800
Oscar.

02:53:38.800 --> 02:53:40.800
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

02:53:40.800 --> 02:53:45.800
We're up by one.

02:53:45.800 --> 02:53:47.800
They lost some points.

02:53:47.800 --> 02:53:50.800
Link to a film starting with L.

02:53:50.800 --> 02:53:55.800
Elliot, Steven Spielberg starts with an L.

02:53:55.800 --> 02:54:03.800
The little fableman, Charlie's Angels, two full throttle, Drew Barrymore.

02:54:09.800 --> 02:54:14.800
Nope, film that starts with an L. There's something about Mary. Oh, I think they just killed me. Never mind.

02:54:14.800 --> 02:54:20.800
Link to a thriller. We need seven points. Secret window.

02:54:20.800 --> 02:54:25.320
It's a it's a horror or it's a thriller. That's all I gotta say

02:54:31.560 --> 02:54:37.260
Film from the 1970s or a horror movie starring Johnny Depp

02:54:39.240 --> 02:54:42.280
Secret window film from the 1970s

02:54:43.600 --> 02:54:45.440
Cast me it's worth it

02:54:45.440 --> 02:54:47.440
Roger Deakins

02:54:47.440 --> 02:54:51.440
Harry Dean Stanton, Paris, Texas, and from 1984!

02:54:56.440 --> 02:54:58.440
Don't kill me.

02:54:59.440 --> 02:55:02.440
Sure, we're still alive. Sweeney Todd. Sweeney Todd horror movie.

02:55:02.440 --> 02:55:05.440
Film from the 1980s. We're going to do a 1970s film.

02:55:06.440 --> 02:55:08.440
With Johnny Depp.

02:55:08.440 --> 02:55:11.440
1980s film with Johnny Depp. Okay.

02:55:11.440 --> 02:55:15.440
Gilbert Grape, 1993. Motherfucker, man.

02:55:17.440 --> 02:55:23.480
Give me a better prompt to win on.

02:55:23.480 --> 02:55:25.720
What's eating Gilbert Grape?

02:55:25.720 --> 02:55:26.720
I won.

02:55:26.720 --> 02:55:33.720
What?

02:55:33.720 --> 02:55:36.360
I won, y'all.

02:55:36.360 --> 02:55:37.840
Why didn't you play Sweeney Todd?

02:55:37.840 --> 02:55:40.720
Because the movie that I was playing off of was Sweeney Todd.

02:55:40.720 --> 02:55:42.400
You can't play Sweeney Todd off of Sweeney Todd.

02:55:42.400 --> 02:55:43.400
That's book.

02:55:43.400 --> 02:55:50.400
I don't know about all that.

02:55:50.400 --> 02:55:51.400
Guys, next game starts in one

02:55:51.400 --> 02:55:59.400
minute. I'm in.

02:55:59.400 --> 02:56:03.400
B.R.

02:56:03.400 --> 02:56:04.400
Johnny Debson Nightmare on Elm

02:56:04.400 --> 02:56:05.400
Street.

02:56:05.400 --> 02:56:06.400
Johnny Debson Nightmare on

02:56:06.400 --> 02:56:07.400
everything, bro.

02:56:07.400 --> 02:56:08.400
You see the trial?

02:56:08.400 --> 02:56:09.400
I don't really know about all

02:56:09.400 --> 02:56:10.400
that, to be honest with you.

02:56:10.400 --> 02:56:24.520
something about a mega pint he's chill what do you mean I would I mean I've

02:56:24.520 --> 02:56:30.880
never met anybody that drinks $30,000 a month and wine that's chill but I've

02:56:30.880 --> 02:56:32.640
I've never met Johnny Depp, so.

02:56:37.560 --> 02:56:39.000
I don't know, man.

02:56:39.000 --> 02:56:39.840
I don't know.

02:56:42.680 --> 02:56:46.080
That could be one really expensive bottle.

02:56:46.080 --> 02:56:47.120
That is true.

02:56:49.320 --> 02:56:51.120
Could just be one really expensive bottle.

02:56:51.120 --> 02:56:53.040
Dude!

02:56:53.040 --> 02:56:54.480
What does mine say?

02:56:54.480 --> 02:56:57.280
I'm going to lose, because I don't know.

02:56:57.280 --> 02:56:59.240
Wait, no, I know Austin Butler.

02:56:59.240 --> 02:57:11.680
Austin Butler's Elvis bro. I should have played sweet. I guess I know aquafina too.

02:57:15.360 --> 02:57:19.400
Could be two billion really cheap bottles that's true. Link to a crime film?

02:57:19.400 --> 02:57:23.440
Yeah Ben caught stealing. Well I guess I'm not getting fastest.

02:57:23.440 --> 02:57:31.840
caught stealing? Am I really gonna try to race the next one? I literally I'm gonna

02:57:31.840 --> 02:57:36.160
because I think we're gonna get caught stealing. I literally just control a

02:57:36.160 --> 02:57:41.280
control seed the Batman. Get ready for this.

02:57:41.280 --> 02:57:49.720
Faster, faster, faster.

02:57:49.720 --> 02:57:57.880
Okay, we're all on 14 points.

02:57:57.880 --> 02:57:58.880
That's fine.

02:57:58.880 --> 02:58:02.240
I think I might be fastest.

02:58:02.240 --> 02:58:11.160
They might give me the points for fastest.

02:58:11.160 --> 02:58:12.720
getting hardware banned.

02:58:12.720 --> 02:58:16.040
I literally could have typed it faster than hitting Control-V.

02:58:16.040 --> 02:58:19.720
Yes, yes!

02:58:19.720 --> 02:58:22.760
The Batman, linked to a film from the 2000s,

02:58:22.760 --> 02:58:25.880
Twilight Saga, Breaking Bomb, Twilight Saga, New Moon.

02:58:38.000 --> 02:58:38.440
No sweat.

02:58:38.440 --> 02:58:41.960
The start of the game is just about staying near the front.

02:58:41.960 --> 02:58:44.120
You don't want to be breaking wind in front of the peloton.

02:58:44.120 --> 02:58:45.640
You want to be sucking fumes.

02:58:49.160 --> 02:58:51.560
Submit the least popular film off of Twilight.

02:58:51.560 --> 02:58:52.440
That's going to be tough.

02:58:55.440 --> 02:59:02.720
So we got Underwater, Personal Shoppers' Raid in there as well.

02:59:02.720 --> 02:59:05.040
I mean, it's just for a lifeline.

02:59:05.040 --> 02:59:05.680
What else?

02:59:05.680 --> 02:59:19.680
Cosmopolis? Cosmopolis more popular than underwater? I don't know about that, man.

02:59:19.680 --> 02:59:29.680
Okay, water for elephants is probably less popular. This has Renee Zellweger in it, I think.

02:59:29.680 --> 02:59:41.120
There's Buddy, no, it's got Reese Witherspoon, got Reese Witherspoon, that being said I think

02:59:41.120 --> 02:59:50.640
Sweet Home Alabama might be somewhat popular.

02:59:50.640 --> 02:59:56.240
has collected this loot. No franchises. Again, we're going least popular.

02:59:59.840 --> 03:00:02.800
Burning's out there at 1762.

03:00:05.760 --> 03:00:08.240
I mean, I bet we can get less popular, but

03:00:12.880 --> 03:00:14.720
7-6! 7-6!

03:00:20.640 --> 03:00:26.180
If Tannin collected this loop, should have played back to the future.

03:00:26.180 --> 03:00:32.460
Romance movie from the 2020s, okay.

03:00:32.460 --> 03:00:40.700
That's going to be tricky.

03:00:40.700 --> 03:00:42.820
What's this movie called?

03:00:42.820 --> 03:00:44.220
A Taxi Driver.

03:00:44.220 --> 03:00:56.060
It's not a romance movie, but are we still in there, 33.721, man?

03:00:56.060 --> 03:00:59.900
Oh, because they got a romance film from the 2020s.

03:00:59.900 --> 03:01:01.400
Oka-cha.

03:01:01.400 --> 03:01:03.780
Romance film, Oscar-winning film.

03:01:03.780 --> 03:01:08.180
Romance film from the 2020s, 3,000 years of longing.

03:01:08.180 --> 03:01:09.220
That's a huge pull for us.

03:01:14.220 --> 03:01:17.220
Should have typed a smiley face.

03:01:17.220 --> 03:01:20.220
Sam, can I call you Sam?

03:01:20.220 --> 03:01:22.220
It would have gone crazy.

03:01:22.220 --> 03:01:25.220
It would have been the smiley herd around the world.

03:01:25.220 --> 03:01:32.220
I felt very powerful just being potentially witness to the moment.

03:01:32.220 --> 03:01:37.220
But everywhere I go, there I am.

03:01:37.220 --> 03:01:41.220
Link to a film starting with F.

03:01:41.220 --> 03:01:47.460
Most shared cast and crew?

03:01:47.460 --> 03:01:51.780
Starting with F should be really easy.

03:01:51.780 --> 03:02:02.220
And yet I find myself playing the host.

03:02:02.220 --> 03:02:07.820
I had one second.

03:02:07.820 --> 03:02:09.940
Did you boost me to 40 points?

03:02:09.940 --> 03:02:17.940
Yes. Okay. So we're not as dead as I thought we were. Submit the newest film off of the end game.

03:02:17.940 --> 03:02:20.940
Or we should really just do a film that starts with F.

03:02:26.940 --> 03:02:33.940
Bro was going to hit cast list. I'm playing Doolittle. I think that might be like semi-wash.

03:02:33.940 --> 03:02:39.420
wash. It's almost like there's too many actors and actresses for me to come up with a movie

03:02:39.420 --> 03:02:48.580
that has an F. Fantastic for it. Okay, well, you know what? That's a really good one. I'm

03:02:48.580 --> 03:02:57.900
going to say The Rise of the Silver Surfer. I'm going to say Silver Surfer. Thank you

03:02:57.900 --> 03:03:03.220
for giving me a chance to get back in the game. Sprint me. Oh, dude, we're back. We're

03:03:03.220 --> 03:03:13.980
back. Yes, Springt is pretty valuable for sure. But you needed some form of catch-up

03:03:13.980 --> 03:03:20.380
mechanic, otherwise if you got like 10 down you would just close the tab. Link to any

03:03:20.380 --> 03:03:26.180
film from a franchise? Probably play Batman Forever on that. Probably take

03:03:26.180 --> 03:03:30.460
priority so I can start thinking about what to play next.

03:03:33.220 --> 03:03:46.220
I think I'd make a pretty good riddler. Thanks for saying that. I've never worn green, really,

03:03:46.220 --> 03:04:04.860
Link to a film from the 1950s?

03:04:04.860 --> 03:04:06.460
How's Rescue Rangers 20?

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Rescue Rangers 2022 is pretty not popular.

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I think we got a shot at this one, fellas.

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I think we got a chance at least popular film.

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What does popular mean in this game?

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Like least played.

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Submit the least played film.

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Chibli on the three stream, watch streak.

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Thank you Chibli.

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I guess you weren't really fucking with Monday's show.

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That makes sense.

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We had a sponsored segment.

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Okay, Coffee Town, that's legit.

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I've never heard of this movie in my life.

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Link to a film featuring Francis McDormand.

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Glenn Howardton, Matt Walsh, Josh Groban, Jake Johnson.

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From the 1950s, huh?

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I mean, I have to feel like someone like

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Matt Walsh was in Step Brothers.

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Matt Walsh, yeah, the other, the guy with the red hair.

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The bald guy with the red hair.

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Yeah, the one from Veep.

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The one from Coffee Town.

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Blackberry popular mechanics for kids. Um, I

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Mean it really feels like you got to play something Matt Johnson coated off of this the dirties is 8008

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Listen, that's not necessarily the comedy but 8008

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That's pretty funny

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You know, me, I'm the type of beast that might play the 40-year-old virgin off of pretty

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much every Catherine Keener movie.

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Adaptation though.

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That's in the franchise of Charlie Kaufman, Depression Corps.

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Thriller George Clooney Michael Clayton mentioned they fucking hey Tom Wilkins and walks out of his office

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Instantly gets frame mugged tased and killed by professional assassins. It's so disturbing

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It's so I hate it man. I can't even think about it gives me the freaking shivers man

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Seven linked to an action movie

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Brad Pitt action movie, Fury, calling an action movie seems a little reductive, but he's

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not walking out of his office in that scene.

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He's opening a door and he's leaving a room.

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He's probably doing some labor in there.

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Any place you do labor is an office, as far as I'm concerned.

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Troy, and we want to play a short title.

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Hulk 2003, definitely going to keep us safe.

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Limerick fan, crazy.

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Troy should have been Nolan. Let's not relitigate the 1971 MLB draft. Okay, Oscar winning film. Yeah, it's broke back mountain people

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You can't give me Oscar winning and Ang Lee in the same sentence and not have me think of broke back mountain. It's that simple

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People always call it the gay cowboy movie too, which is like very misleading.

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Like, they're literally ranch hands. They're not cowboys.

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I also, I'm not 100% sure they're gay. I think they might be bisexual.

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I mean, they're married to ladies. They could still be gay.

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But they might be, they might be bisexual. I'd have to see.

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I'll have to actually see the movie in order to know I guess

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Fuck it, that's right. They could be straight for all I know they could be straight, but just love a guy

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It definitely feels like we should be able to get an animated movie from the 2000s, but I have no idea instead I'm gonna play an

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Afternoon's tale, bro

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Hey, what's the name of the movie I watched this afternoon?

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Or this morning, I should say.

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Isn't it called An Afternoon's Tale?

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An Autumn's Tale, that's right.

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Not bad, y'all.

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Michelle Yeo, linked to the most popular unique submission.

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I'm going to say Police Story 3 Supercop.

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I was going to give you a chance there.

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Don't put a heart on Kung Fu Panda 2.

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Alex has collected this loot.

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Damn, film from any franchise?

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With Jason Momoa?

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Yep, okay.

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I had no idea he was in any of the Fast and Furious movies,

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but he does seem a little Fast and Furious-coded.

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He seems like he would be a guy

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that you would tap on the shoulder

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and be like, be in this movie.

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Jack Black film from the 1990s, that's also science fiction.

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Well, we'll just start with the 1990s and play Cable Guy.

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And then, I mean, Jim Carrey's science fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Zinn.

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We're in there. I'm feeling pretty good.

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You're absolutely right. Mars attacks would have been a better play. That is a science fiction movie.

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Cable Guy. Science fiction film. David Cross. Science fiction. Alvin and the Chipmunks, the

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Squeakwell. I mean Eternal Sunshine is a fucking science fiction movie, bro. It's already been

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played, y'all. Bruce Almighty is kind of a Christian science fiction film.

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Crazy movie to see as an atheist.

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Shortest title from the mask.

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We want to submit an unpopular movie.

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Shortest title from the mask.

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Training Day via Peter Green.

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My goat.

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23.

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Guys the movie is called the number 23.

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Just so you know.

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I was alive when it came out in theaters.

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Alex, you made a big mistake, buddy.

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Wait, but he also got shortest title.

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Wait, he's on a different level.

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Shortest, shortest title, shortest title, James Marsden.

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But wait, isn't he in, well, okay,

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definitely bro is in hop.

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But isn't James Marsden in a Western?

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He's either in like Bone Tomahawk or he's in a Western.

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I can see him in a cowboy hat.

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Thank you for giving subscriptions, so I'm not looking at chat like it's it's out of chat, which I appreciate

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There's no way we're getting mugged on shortest title though. I played hop all you're right job

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I was thinking of Westworld. Okay, so we can start to think about Western films again

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He does wear a cowboy hat in Westworld though

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Thank You ghost pepper ghost pepper by the way. Thank you. Thank you

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I have collected the shortest title

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X2 you guys are not real film knowers X2 is called X2 X men United

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Thanks for the freebie though X men from the year 2000 I

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Doubt it's gonna be the most popular unique

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Submission though. It's a Western film, bro. It was made in America. That's the West but the title is X2. I

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Have it on DVD. I play it in my PlayStation 2 once a week. It's called X2 X men United

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Bugbite has collected disludes. Bugbite is coming back.

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Most popular unique submission for Johnny Depp.

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There's only four of us, so you can play like a really popular movie, man.

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I mean, 774 is not that popular.

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21 Jump Street would have been a great play.

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I collected this vote for, I'm fucking for what?

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Charlie at the chocolate factory?

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Oldest film off of Rango?

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Shit bro, I don't know.

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I guess I played Nightmare on Elm Street.

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It's a horror movie.

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I lost, I lost six points because it's a horror movie.

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That's all right. We're still up there still feeling good in the top three

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Did I get the oldest film oh my god bug bite you can't even win bro no offense

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Oscar-winning film from Alien yeah bro the fellowship of the ring Ian home pretty

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sure they've got this shit in Japan too.

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You're still playing Sine Nerdle? Bro, I keep making the final circle.

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What do you want me to do? Of course I'm still playing it. Nobody can kill me in

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this game.

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Film from the 2020s. Christopher's.

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That's a big one. That's how you know I got my finger on the fucking zeitgeist.

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Did you see that one? No, it came out four days ago. Longest title, Lord of the Rings,

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bro. We already had fellowship. We go straight to return. Ian McKellen, you know what I'm

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never do like a Japanese horror movie or whatever.

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Fuck two others. That's all of us. Film from the 1980s. Submit the least popular

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film. Can I try something? Could all go.

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I'm making a play for Hidalgo.

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Least popular film.

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Least popular.

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Longest title.

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Least popular.

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Yes!

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Mickey 17.

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We want to film from the 1980s.

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That's not going to happen.

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film from the 2010s, that is gonna happen. Fucking Minari, bro. Cosmopolis 2012, give

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me that lifeline. I'm gonna say skip me for five points because I made a mistake and I

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didn't give myself enough time. Sixth Sense, link to a fantasy film. Hudson Hawk, 1991,

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that's literally a fantasy movie. I don't care, give me priority. We're burning our lifelines.

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Give me some more Bruno movies Hudson Hawk 2020's split me motherfucker, man

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Fantasy naked lunch

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Oh, the fifth element is of the scottable fantasy.

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Link to a horror film, Resident Evil 2002.

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Huge.

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huge steely dan if they were in resident evil i can see by what is shitty that you come from raccoon city

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alex alex what happened bro non-english film

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Frida. No, I'm confused. I got Gabriel Byrne confused with another fella. Something's wrong

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with me. Am I saying Jumanji? The next level? I knew Alex Wolfe. I thought maybe one of

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was in the 2020s. Bo is afraid. Oscar-winning film? Gladiator. I really need 160 points.

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To admit the oldest film, I mean this shit would be like Lawrence of Arabia, surely.

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the fuck was Peter O'Toole in bro like Macbeth 1948 okay we'll tell you I'll play

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LA confidential then that's probably not gonna be the oldest Peter O'Toole has

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been some old shit though for sure

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whatever I'll catch you on the next one mystery film mystery film yeah I'm

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I'm thinking seven.

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Sorry, I've been played, y'all.

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How about Star Trek First Contact?

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James Cromwell's in it.

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He plays like Zaffod Bebelbrox or whatever.

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Can I get some ones that give you points?

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Come from the 1990s.

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Okay, Legends of the Fall.

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Oh, fuck. Kim Basinger, 1990s. Batman Returns? Huge. Can't use Brad Pitt off a cool world.

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That's alright. I'll use the cartoon. I think she might be in Stigmata, too. That might

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be from 2001. Maybe not Stigmato, maybe something else. Okay, more lifelines.

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The Greece 2 1982 by a Michelle Pfeiffer.

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Alex sprinted for 10 points. What the fuck? I won.

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I don't know what to say, man.

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I just, I mean, you can't end on a loss like that.

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I'll be back in like, that one finished fast too, man.

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I'm going to queue up for the next one, but now I finally got a chance to go to the bathroom,

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at least.

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Be back in just a second.

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you

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you

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you

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I'm sorry gamers I'm eating a sandwich by the way at one we are playing pratfall with

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with Kate and Squeaks and maybe Giga, based on Kate's title, I'm going to finish this

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sandwich real quick though.

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you

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Thank you.

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I think it's turkey, cheese, pesto, tomato,

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a little bit of spinach, it's a good sandwich.

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Also, it's an older school deli, so

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it comes with a kosher dill pickle, which is peak.

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Mm.

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Hmm

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Yummy

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I'd buy that for a dollar she really you should see Robocop man, no

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Chibley, what's the last movie you watch that didn't have yearning in it?

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and

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Don't say the Super Mario Galaxy movie

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Is 8.5 have yearning don't call it it's not 8.5 Felini didn't work with decimals okay

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he's a fraction Maxxer now man my goats only got four movies in 2026 he's that

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one movie a month in 2026? No, dude.

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I think I might literally today. Today might have been 69. I don't know why my voice did that today.

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Today might have been 69. I was hanging on six seven for a while because all the comments on the reviews were about the

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cruise.

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Kind of lost my motivation to lock in on the bike for 90 minutes along with my thoughts, but we're back now.

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All right, and we're ready. I mean we're on a two win streak man

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Watch Moneyball, it's a banger movie. Yeah, I've seen Moneyball. I think I've seen it a hundred thousand times

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But I might watch it again because it really is awesome. Lucy Hale, aren't you from Fantasy Island? Oh

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Well, well well well well well well well well well well well

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just saw a war of the worlds it was a 10 out of 10 I'm also a war of the worlds

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respecter I wouldn't call it a 10 but I do think it's a little underrated Elvis

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with an M Tom Hanks with an M seems so doable

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Oz Lermann with an M. Excuse me, sorry.

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And a link to a film from the 2020s.

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Could go Baby Girl if we get Mulan Rouge of this.

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Wild at a heart.

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Okay, is this thing on?

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I'm a good it's Luridurn

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Luridurn

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In a derby lunch mermen

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It's Luridurn and Will are nerd

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and is this turner

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I'm gonna keep saying it though

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you get minus to it as much as you want

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I'm gonna keep saying it

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I fucking do get on base in this game too

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that's fucking true

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Rare homers but I get on base like crazy

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crazy.

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Mahal in Drive, filmed from the 2000s?

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Yeah bro, I heard Huckabee's Naomi Watts, that's a single right there.

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Our action economy is fucking crazy.

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I'm the the Irma Gird is is killing me.

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Are you not David Lynch Pilled?

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I saw Blue Velvet this year on the bike gave it five stars.

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Want to see my chicken walk?

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Empire, real original. Can you change Harry Dean Stanton's in this, John? Yep. That's all I got.

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Watch Inland Empire. Is it in like 140p and it's nine hours long? I still got to see a castration

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movie, part one. Got a lot on the list. Tomorrow I got to see the celebration though, Thomas

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Thomas Vinterberg starting to sound a lot like that one dude from Love on the Spectrum

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man.

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Starting to sound an awful lot like that one dude from Love on the Spectrum.

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Eraserhead 1977.

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Any chance Happy Gilmore's grandma is in this one too?

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No?

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Well, okay.

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Lots of people from Bluebell.

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Oh, okay.

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Never mind.

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Damn, what else was this guy in that didn't come from David Lynch?

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I might have to skip on this one, man.

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That's devastating.

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Any chance just something in my head is going, maybe he's in Barton Fink?

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I got nothing on that one.

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What's this guy's name again?

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I'm going to know it when I see it.

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Hmm Jack Nance, that's it. Jack Nance

03:30:36.640 --> 03:30:40.560
Look an aura hit on that one for sure. Maybe he's in firewalk with me, bro

03:30:40.560 --> 03:30:46.520
But isn't David Lynch involved in that one? I don't know James Gardner film from the 1980s

03:30:46.720 --> 03:30:49.320
You went on Golden Pond you motherfucker

03:30:50.240 --> 03:30:53.640
In the 70s any chance that do is in one of the Godfathers

03:30:55.640 --> 03:31:00.200
Why do I keep losing points?

03:31:00.200 --> 03:31:06.920
Do you lose a point for every incorrect guess?

03:31:06.920 --> 03:31:12.560
I just keep throwing movies.

03:31:12.560 --> 03:31:14.920
Multiple incorrect attempts gives you minus points.

03:31:14.920 --> 03:31:24.720
Damn, I kind of get my ass kicked, man.

03:31:24.720 --> 03:31:36.680
man Tim Meadows. We're back by a lot, but they also like normalize the points after

03:31:36.680 --> 03:31:45.400
the first elimination. Parent Trap to a Hindi language film. Will

03:31:45.400 --> 03:31:50.760
we go with Regan 2024? Might as well sprint me. Why not? Put me back up there.

03:31:50.760 --> 03:31:58.040
Was Rachel McAdams the busiest person on earth in 2004? Bro doesn't know about Howard Dean's

03:31:58.040 --> 03:32:06.520
primary season. How quickly they forget. Also, I mean, can I say David Ortiz was really doing

03:32:06.520 --> 03:32:11.480
some work for the Red Sox back then too. Actually, Noah was probably Mika Kiprasoff,

03:32:11.480 --> 03:32:15.560
who was probably the only reason that the Calgary Flames teams had any success at all,

03:32:15.560 --> 03:32:23.480
But, well, no disrespect to again love, of course, but film starting with C from Lindsay Lohan

03:32:27.160 --> 03:32:28.360
I'm starting to see

03:32:30.120 --> 03:32:40.040
Jamie Lee Curtis, Jamie Lee, she's got three names, two of the man drogenous one largely

03:32:40.040 --> 03:32:47.800
for men, Curtis, that is. I forgot to press any buttons. I'll just press skip, I suppose.

03:32:49.640 --> 03:32:51.640
I guess I'll hit the skip button, chibli.

03:32:54.120 --> 03:33:00.120
Everything, everywhere, all at once. Real original. Most popular, unique submission.

03:33:00.120 --> 03:33:03.640
I still think we got a shot with Police Story 3 Supercop, y'all.

03:33:10.040 --> 03:33:18.920
It's semi-popular, but also, I mean, we're going to get a lot of crazy rich Asians.

03:33:18.920 --> 03:33:23.000
We're going to get a lot of Couch and Tiger Hidden Dragon.

03:33:23.000 --> 03:33:24.760
John Movie's collected that loot.

03:33:24.760 --> 03:33:25.960
That one stings a little bit.

03:33:25.960 --> 03:33:30.280
That really vaulted him up there.

03:33:30.280 --> 03:33:31.280
Would they?

03:33:31.280 --> 03:33:32.280
Do you think they would?

03:33:32.280 --> 03:33:36.280
Do you think they would just take the movie that I said I watched this morning?

03:33:40.040 --> 03:33:55.040
Because I mean an Autumn's Tale is not that popular.

03:33:55.040 --> 03:33:58.040
Coming up.

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I've collected, I've not collected this loot.

03:34:02.040 --> 03:34:04.040
The Heroic Trio.

03:34:04.040 --> 03:34:05.040
Fastest response?

03:34:05.040 --> 03:34:06.040
Um, police story three.

03:34:06.040 --> 03:34:07.040
Supercop.

03:34:07.040 --> 03:34:11.960
Was I in I don't think I was in first by the time I looked at the screen there were like a hundred check marks, bro

03:34:18.600 --> 03:34:20.720
Could be the most popular unique submission though

03:34:26.760 --> 03:34:32.360
You ever watch police squad from the files of Frank Dreben type shit. Yeah, absolutely

03:34:34.080 --> 03:34:36.680
Absolutely, I have two others two others including me

03:34:37.040 --> 03:34:43.000
Not including me. Submit the longest title and a film from any franchise

03:34:46.200 --> 03:34:49.560
Shang Chi and the legend of the ten rings mother fucker

03:34:53.280 --> 03:34:55.780
Who else is in this except for Michelle yo

03:34:58.080 --> 03:35:00.080
Aquafina Ken Jong

03:35:01.320 --> 03:35:03.320
All right, so no, you know

03:35:03.320 --> 03:35:06.760
You know, a franchise.

03:35:06.760 --> 03:35:13.760
I mean, the hangover part three is definitely from a franchise.

03:35:13.760 --> 03:35:16.360
Where am I here?

03:35:16.360 --> 03:35:17.480
I'm in the eep zone.

03:35:27.360 --> 03:35:29.360
Help.

03:35:29.360 --> 03:35:32.200
Certainly not the longest title.

03:35:32.200 --> 03:35:34.960
Boosted to 39 points.

03:35:34.960 --> 03:35:36.440
That's big for a guy like me.

03:35:36.440 --> 03:35:40.440
OK, link to a drama from Bradley Cooper.

03:35:40.440 --> 03:35:41.320
Maestro.

03:35:41.320 --> 03:35:42.600
But what's the other option?

03:35:42.600 --> 03:35:43.800
Well, it's gone.

03:35:43.800 --> 03:35:46.480
It's not the fastest response, that's for sure.

03:35:46.480 --> 03:35:47.880
Now we can start to compete again.

03:35:51.240 --> 03:35:53.880
Me, when I'm the third little pig and the big bad wolf starts

03:35:53.880 --> 03:35:55.560
huffing and puffing, I'm chilling.

03:35:59.880 --> 03:36:00.760
I'll be honest with you.

03:36:00.760 --> 03:36:02.760
I think I would be the second pig.

03:36:02.760 --> 03:36:05.120
I know everyone likes to think of themselves as the third one.

03:36:05.120 --> 03:36:09.840
I think I'd probably be like, yeah, wood's good enough, man.

03:36:09.840 --> 03:36:11.400
I'm featuring Benny Villeneuve.

03:36:15.440 --> 03:36:17.160
Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen, man.

03:36:24.640 --> 03:36:25.600
Not for me, anyway.

03:36:30.760 --> 03:36:39.760
Why was the wolf's first instinct to blow the house down?

03:36:39.760 --> 03:36:45.760
I think you wanted to, the subtext is you wanted to eat the pig that was inside.

03:36:45.760 --> 03:36:49.760
But that's just me, like, that's the death of the author type shit.

03:36:49.760 --> 03:36:51.760
That's like my own interpretation.

03:37:00.760 --> 03:37:06.960
Did he try the door?

03:37:06.960 --> 03:37:14.480
I always think that man, what if you had someone who like wanted to break into your house and

03:37:14.480 --> 03:37:16.400
like all the doors and windows were locked?

03:37:16.400 --> 03:37:19.560
What if they just looked like a sledgehammer to the wall or some shit like that?

03:37:19.560 --> 03:37:26.360
Like anything could really be a door I guess if you, if they wanted to get creative.

03:37:26.360 --> 03:37:40.320
film. Barry, Barry, Barry Keegan. Rosamund Pike fantasy film. Die Another Day. Guys we

03:37:40.320 --> 03:37:47.800
might get eliminated here. I'm feeling very washed. I'll show you right. He is in the

03:37:47.800 --> 03:37:53.020
green night which I watched and gave five stars I think I'm literally like on

03:37:53.020 --> 03:38:03.760
the bottom here now I'm still in it link to a drama starring Jacob Elordi

03:38:03.760 --> 03:38:10.760
Wuthering Heights? Oh god it said link to a drama minus seven.

03:38:14.760 --> 03:38:18.760
Oh shit.

03:38:19.760 --> 03:38:25.760
Pretty quick though. How many? I got round 22.

03:38:25.760 --> 03:38:30.760
We're presently on round 20. Oh Pearl! Get me in there!

03:38:30.760 --> 03:38:36.220
That's swell. We could come back. Somebody's not going to write Pearl, and we could make

03:38:36.220 --> 03:38:54.560
it back out of that. And then they'll normalize our points again, and I'll have a chance.

03:38:54.560 --> 03:39:00.600
Who's not writing Pearl? Everyone out there knows me a goth, man. Least popular film?

03:39:00.600 --> 03:39:08.440
from Tai West. Probably have to say Pearl I guess I don't know. Any chance we

03:39:08.440 --> 03:39:12.280
get like bodies, bodies, bodies? There's no links. There's I don't know who the

03:39:12.280 --> 03:39:21.560
fuck Mia Goth is man. I know she's in Infinity Pool.

03:39:21.560 --> 03:39:38.240
Please, no, lazy has collected this loot, ironic, and yet so emblematic of today's society.

03:39:38.240 --> 03:39:46.120
Alex Skarsgaard from any franchise, or he won an Oscar, or is not popular.

03:39:46.120 --> 03:39:48.600
I'm willing to spend two points on this.

03:39:48.600 --> 03:39:50.640
I thought that said Tim Heidecker.

03:39:50.640 --> 03:39:53.260
I know Tim Hecker now that I think about it.

03:39:53.260 --> 03:39:55.000
Now this didn't help me at all.

03:39:56.960 --> 03:40:01.200
Wait, Brandon Cronenberg from any franchise.

03:40:01.200 --> 03:40:03.720
Alexander Scott, I mean Tarzan.

03:40:06.520 --> 03:40:09.680
I'm gonna get eliminated for saying Tarzan.

03:40:17.200 --> 03:40:19.720
Tarzan's from a franchise, bro.

03:40:20.640 --> 03:40:38.200
Oh my god, he is one of the guys who dies in the gasoline fire in Zoolander 1.

03:40:38.200 --> 03:40:42.120
It's got to be a fuck.

03:40:42.120 --> 03:40:44.640
Pillion?

03:40:44.640 --> 03:40:46.360
Pillion.

03:40:46.360 --> 03:40:47.880
Yes.

03:40:47.880 --> 03:40:49.880
Do his film, The Motorcycle One.

03:41:01.200 --> 03:41:02.040
Did I get points for that?

03:41:02.040 --> 03:41:03.400
I didn't see.

03:41:03.400 --> 03:41:04.320
I'm going to guess not.

03:41:08.080 --> 03:41:12.080
Oscar-winning film with Harry Melling.

03:41:12.080 --> 03:41:13.440
Honor's going to say it, man.

03:41:13.440 --> 03:41:15.760
I bet the Order of the Phoenix won, like, best spells

03:41:15.760 --> 03:41:22.080
or something.

03:41:22.080 --> 03:41:23.640
John Movies is doing a great job.

03:41:23.640 --> 03:41:24.440
Don't get me wrong.

03:41:28.160 --> 03:41:30.080
Guys, we still got two rounds to get some points.

03:41:32.760 --> 03:41:34.920
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.

03:41:34.920 --> 03:41:36.600
OK, we need three points.

03:41:36.600 --> 03:41:41.320
So play a Coen Brothers movie.

03:41:41.320 --> 03:41:43.920
Probably could have played a Coen Brothers movie from the 2000s

03:41:43.920 --> 03:42:05.520
gotten the lifeline out of it as well. JT, JT help me. Bottom two get removed on around 26.

03:42:05.520 --> 03:42:08.000
That's this round. Oscar-winning film for 10 points.

03:42:08.000 --> 03:42:24.880
Literally, mathematically, we're in this. You can't stop us. They're in! They can't stop us!

03:42:24.880 --> 03:42:42.920
us. And then our points get normalized. Link to a horror film. This is a horror film, bro.

03:42:42.920 --> 03:42:48.820
This is a horror film. What do you want me to say? This is a horror movie. Have you heard

03:42:48.820 --> 03:42:53.260
Bardem horror movie, Skyfall, Carter Burwell, Blood Simple.

03:42:53.580 --> 03:42:56.020
Guys, I needed to get points up this one. This one stings.

03:42:57.260 --> 03:43:00.100
Dan Hadea, maybe if we get Blood Simple, we can play the

03:43:00.100 --> 03:43:03.340
Addams Family kind of a horror movie, horror adjacent, at

03:43:03.340 --> 03:43:12.260
least. Skyfall, horror movie, Motherfucker. Some shit that

03:43:12.260 --> 03:43:14.020
Ben Wishaw's in probably.

03:43:14.020 --> 03:43:24.020
How would I know? The newest film? I don't know! Wake up dead man maybe is going to be

03:43:24.020 --> 03:43:33.260
the newest film? Sprint me.

03:43:33.260 --> 03:43:44.540
other players collected this loot. Link to a romance movie? Huge. I suppose I probably

03:43:44.540 --> 03:43:49.620
could have used one of the 15 actors to get to a horror film as well, but you're gonna

03:43:49.620 --> 03:43:53.820
fucking kill me. Round 30? We have one more round to get ourselves back up there.

03:44:03.260 --> 03:44:05.660
We need points, but it has to be a horror movie

03:44:07.900 --> 03:44:09.900
It has to be a non-English film

03:44:11.180 --> 03:44:15.940
It has to be the seventh entry in a franchise that okay, that's obviously not happening

03:44:17.740 --> 03:44:25.380
Because it James Barton, he's on like the 50th movie non-English movie Suspiria 2018 guys, I think I died

03:44:25.380 --> 03:44:27.380
I think there's no saving me

03:44:27.380 --> 03:44:37.060
No time to die is that seven or six? I think it's 50, bro. I think it's the 50th one

03:44:40.180 --> 03:44:45.140
Eliminated in fifth place. Good game though. Good game. These guys know ball John movies knows ball, man

03:44:45.140 --> 03:45:05.860
I got 12 minutes, kind of an awkward amount of time.

03:45:05.860 --> 03:45:06.860
Not really.

03:45:06.860 --> 03:45:08.100
12 minutes kind of on time.

03:45:08.100 --> 03:45:11.780
12.48 is kind of on time for a one o'clock call.

03:45:23.700 --> 03:45:25.620
Do some React content?

03:45:25.620 --> 03:45:27.860
No, I don't think it's right for me.

03:45:27.860 --> 03:45:29.620
Also, I'm troubled by the state of the world

03:45:29.620 --> 03:45:32.660
that the most media that people are consuming

03:45:32.660 --> 03:45:36.420
is just a regurgitation of media from primary sources,

03:45:36.420 --> 03:45:39.100
and shove further down like the digital human centipede

03:45:39.100 --> 03:45:43.740
of like streamers to podcasters to Reddit comments

03:45:43.740 --> 03:45:47.100
to YouTube compilations of Reddit comments

03:45:47.100 --> 03:45:51.420
based on podcasts to then make it to a stream

03:45:51.420 --> 03:45:54.140
that watches the video of the compilation

03:45:54.140 --> 03:45:56.500
of the comments that came from the podcast

03:45:56.500 --> 03:45:58.860
in reaction to the streamer watching the video

03:45:58.860 --> 03:46:00.580
that was originally made in a script

03:46:00.580 --> 03:46:03.220
that was taken from a book that was like,

03:46:03.220 --> 03:46:10.220
It's, I think it's pretty bad, especially because it would be one thing if this was like about history or something like that.

03:46:10.220 --> 03:46:13.720
But it's always about like some shit a streamer said, which is crazy.

03:46:14.820 --> 03:46:18.420
It's always like, I got people with like gray pubes asking me questions like,

03:46:18.420 --> 03:46:20.420
what are your opinions on streamer drama?

03:46:20.420 --> 03:46:26.220
And I'm like, dude, you are the same age my dad was when I was 14.

03:46:27.620 --> 03:46:31.420
You know how much psychic damage it does to me to imagine my dad being like, you know,

03:46:31.420 --> 03:46:34.340
What are your opinions on streamer drama?

03:46:34.340 --> 03:46:36.100
It's not good.

03:46:36.100 --> 03:46:36.940
It's not good.

03:46:36.940 --> 03:46:38.460
Nothing good is coming from that.

03:46:38.460 --> 03:46:39.500
Let me tell you.

03:46:40.820 --> 03:46:44.580
Young dad though, he was around like an appropriate age.

03:46:44.580 --> 03:46:46.260
I'd say for the time I think I was born

03:46:46.260 --> 03:46:48.160
when he was like 23 or something.

03:46:51.540 --> 03:46:52.900
Could be the wave, surely.

03:46:52.900 --> 03:46:55.300
Could be the wave watching Theo Vaughn clips.

03:46:59.220 --> 03:47:00.620
Let me load up pratfall.

03:47:01.420 --> 03:47:15.180
Theo's coming around? I wouldn't know. I literally know like three things about Theo Vaughn. One

03:47:15.180 --> 03:47:21.500
of them is that I watched, I saw when I was still watching Netflix like six years ago,

03:47:21.500 --> 03:47:25.820
I saw that his special was popular. I watched like four minutes and then closed the tab.

03:47:25.820 --> 03:47:30.060
I was like, this is not for me, which is fine. It happens.

03:47:30.060 --> 03:47:35.380
I know that he interviewed Trump and told him that cocaine makes you go crazy, which

03:47:35.380 --> 03:47:42.580
I probably could have just derived from any of the other secondary sources about cocaine

03:47:42.580 --> 03:47:47.780
use that I've ever consumed in my life, like uncut gems for example, I think I probably

03:47:47.780 --> 03:47:49.220
already knew that.

03:47:49.220 --> 03:47:56.180
Also the third thing that I know is that isn't his name like Theodore von Allenstein baron

03:47:56.180 --> 03:48:04.180
the ninth of the duchy of Saxony or something like that? Like isn't he like a Slovenian noble or

03:48:04.180 --> 03:48:14.100
or something like that? Theodore, Theodore Capitani von Kurnitowsky the third. That's crazy, man.

03:48:16.260 --> 03:48:17.700
That's fucking awesome.

03:48:20.820 --> 03:48:25.700
He's larping as a hick. Oh, I don't know, man. He could still be a hick just because like

03:48:26.180 --> 03:48:35.180
You know, his great-great-great-uncle or something like that was like a Lithuanian noble or something like that, I don't know.

03:48:35.180 --> 03:48:42.180
How many descendants does that dude have at this point? He might have like 3 million descendants for all I know.

03:48:42.180 --> 03:48:52.180
I'm not gonna say like, just because his great-great-great-granduncle has like a blue Wikipedia link, that means Theo Vaughn was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, but...

03:48:52.180 --> 03:48:58.180
It is fucking funny.

03:48:58.180 --> 03:49:00.580
No one ever calls Christopher Guest a Nepo baby.

03:49:00.580 --> 03:49:03.300
I guess because it's like he's old.

03:49:03.300 --> 03:49:09.060
Like he was already old by the time you found out he existed.

03:49:09.060 --> 03:49:10.740
So you were like, he can't be a Nepo baby.

03:49:10.740 --> 03:49:12.460
He's got gray hair.

03:49:12.460 --> 03:49:16.540
That's a Nepo grandpa.

03:49:16.540 --> 03:49:19.420
Bon's father was 67 when Bon was born.

03:49:19.420 --> 03:49:29.420
Wait, wait, wait, say that again.

03:49:29.420 --> 03:49:46.100
There's a dog in the game, I'm petting the dog.

03:49:46.100 --> 03:49:47.100
Show it?

03:49:47.100 --> 03:49:48.100
I suppose I could.

03:49:48.100 --> 03:49:49.100
I suppose I could.

03:49:49.100 --> 03:49:50.100
Do you do?

03:49:50.100 --> 03:49:51.100
Do you do?

03:49:51.100 --> 03:49:52.100
Do you do?

03:49:52.100 --> 03:49:53.100
Would you give your daughter a head start if she was streaming?

03:49:53.100 --> 03:49:54.100
Yeah, I'd shout her out.

03:49:54.100 --> 03:50:15.260
Obviously, I'd do some collabs for sure.

03:50:15.260 --> 03:50:19.500
The thing is, you're not putting yourself in the position of the dad.

03:50:19.500 --> 03:50:24.900
You're putting yourself in the position of not wanting to create a nepo baby.

03:50:24.900 --> 03:50:28.900
But you're in a catch-22 situation when you're the nepo dad.

03:50:28.900 --> 03:50:31.640
You only have two choices.

03:50:31.640 --> 03:50:37.100
One of which is contribute to the rise of a nepo baby.

03:50:37.100 --> 03:50:43.300
The other one is be a horrible father.

03:50:43.300 --> 03:50:46.840
i think you've you kind of you know given the uh... the

03:50:46.840 --> 03:50:51.080
poison pill there you kind of gotta go with the

03:50:51.080 --> 03:50:54.640
i'll be a good father and then maybe later they'll be like yeah but she had

03:50:54.640 --> 03:50:57.760
some raids when she got started

03:50:57.760 --> 03:51:00.880
but she's kind of already like a peak streamer to

03:51:00.880 --> 03:51:07.880
the honest with you she's already making them all references

03:51:07.880 --> 03:51:15.240
Pettable dogs in games, seems very cynical at this point.

03:51:15.240 --> 03:51:19.240
Yeah, but I do feel like if you have a dog in the game and you don't let people pet it,

03:51:19.240 --> 03:51:22.240
they're going to like thread in your life, like they're going to send you death threats.

03:51:22.240 --> 03:51:28.960
So at this point, you actually have to, it's like a free win to just be like make the dog

03:51:28.960 --> 03:51:33.680
petable. It's just something you got to do.

03:51:37.040 --> 03:51:41.720
You don't want the cozy gamers to growl. I hate when you force me to send a death

03:51:41.720 --> 03:51:50.440
thread. Growl. You didn't do anything wrong buddy. You're okay.

03:51:58.960 --> 03:52:06.360
Ghibli, can I, uh, I want your opinion on this new business idea.

03:52:06.360 --> 03:52:12.160
It's not really a business idea, it's more like nothing.

03:52:12.160 --> 03:52:15.560
More games with bag charms.

03:52:15.560 --> 03:52:22.000
More games where you could put a bag charm on your character.

03:52:22.000 --> 03:52:24.600
And maybe, I don't know, maybe the bag charm like does something.

03:52:24.600 --> 03:52:28.680
Maybe the bag charm gives you like elemental, 10, plus 10% elemental damage or something

03:52:28.680 --> 03:52:40.040
like that. What's a bag, Chom? Maybe you were in Japan and you saw like a cute little acrylic

03:52:40.040 --> 03:52:44.760
key chain of like a cat holding a cup of coffee wearing a raincoat or something like that and

03:52:44.760 --> 03:52:49.640
you said that's me so you bought it and you put it on your carry-all and then you kind of like

03:52:49.640 --> 03:52:52.920
every time you walk around you're kind of like clicking and clacking everywhere but you're like

03:52:52.920 --> 03:52:54.920
like that's me right there.

03:53:16.920 --> 03:53:20.920
I'm just putting the smiley face in the chat. Damn, I'm still four minutes early, huh?

03:53:22.920 --> 03:53:24.920
I

03:53:27.880 --> 03:53:30.560
Disrespect this dog would freak me out IRL

03:53:32.360 --> 03:53:34.360
Yeah

03:53:35.080 --> 03:53:37.880
So you know someone says they don't like kids

03:53:38.520 --> 03:53:43.760
Everyone goes yeah, bro. Like why would you if someone says I don't really fuck with dogs

03:53:44.040 --> 03:53:46.520
Everyone looks at you like you're actually like an evil person

03:53:46.520 --> 03:53:54.520
Like the most rational motherfucker you know will start thinking that you're actually like harboring horrible secrets or something like that

03:53:54.520 --> 03:54:00.280
If you're ever like I've never really been like I didn't grow up with dogs never really been a dog person

03:54:00.280 --> 03:54:04.160
I could kind of take them or leave him people are like what's wrong with this guy like this

03:54:04.160 --> 03:54:06.660
Go do you hate all joy in this world?

03:54:09.680 --> 03:54:15.340
I'll be crawling like a viper through these suburban streets. I swear this is true. Okay

03:54:16.520 --> 03:54:22.780
And I've been recognized out in public if you've recognized me, you know what kind of neighborhoods

03:54:22.780 --> 03:54:24.780
I find myself in from time to time

03:54:25.460 --> 03:54:31.960
I'll be I'll be walking with my kid holding their hand through these neighborhoods the other people in the neighborhood like one look at

03:54:31.960 --> 03:54:33.960
My child and look at me

03:54:35.240 --> 03:54:37.740
Ghosted when they see a dog. Oh

03:54:40.040 --> 03:54:42.040
Shit is that that boy

03:54:42.040 --> 03:54:43.320
Oh boy!

03:54:43.320 --> 03:54:45.320
Oh, there he's so handsome.

03:54:45.320 --> 03:54:46.160
Can I pet him?

03:54:46.160 --> 03:54:47.000
I already pet him.

03:54:47.000 --> 03:54:48.480
I've been petting him for 30 seconds.

03:54:48.480 --> 03:54:49.320
Can I pet him?

03:54:50.480 --> 03:54:52.260
Don't worry, he's friendly.

03:54:53.200 --> 03:54:54.840
Yeah, he's an obligate carnivore,

03:54:54.840 --> 03:54:58.040
but he's friendly when the meat's bigger than he is.

03:55:00.960 --> 03:55:02.840
They look at my kid like,

03:55:02.840 --> 03:55:06.360
like I have done a disservice to the world by,

03:55:06.360 --> 03:55:08.120
you know, I would say creating life

03:55:08.120 --> 03:55:10.280
because that was like mostly what my wife did.

03:55:10.280 --> 03:55:12.600
I was I was kind of like the catalyst I suppose

03:55:14.760 --> 03:55:17.760
Then the puppies they go fucking crazy, man

03:55:20.920 --> 03:55:26.960
Why do you want someone to react like that to your child I want someone to look at a situation where it's a sunny fucking

03:55:26.960 --> 03:55:33.040
Saturday and it's 18 degrees Celsius and I'm a holding my child's hand and on like a daddy daughter date

03:55:33.640 --> 03:55:37.160
To go eat like a sandwich or something like that in the park

03:55:37.160 --> 03:55:41.260
And I want them to look at that and smile because they realize that you know

03:55:41.800 --> 03:55:47.360
Happiness is what you make it in this fucked up society that we have and look there's two people having a great day

03:55:48.400 --> 03:55:51.800
But instead they look at it and they say some shit like oh

03:55:53.600 --> 03:55:54.800
I

03:55:54.800 --> 03:56:00.400
Bet that kids hands are really sticky. They think that's the first thing that pops into their head. Mmm. Oh

03:56:01.000 --> 03:56:06.560
I bet if I bet if that innocent five-year-old started talking it would annoy me because they haven't seen

03:56:07.160 --> 03:56:11.280
Spider-verse. They don't want to talk about spider-verse or Cameron winter with me

03:56:12.140 --> 03:56:15.340
When they see a dog they fucking lose their minds, man

03:56:20.460 --> 03:56:25.040
Parents know what it's like dude, frog voice. I'll say it so you don't have to

03:56:28.700 --> 03:56:34.160
It's always spider-verse with this guy it's spider-verse or in the mood for love so take your pick, okay?

03:56:34.160 --> 03:56:38.680
Dogs are special. There are literally people with like

03:56:39.560 --> 03:56:45.040
PhDs that think that dogs can see ghosts. Okay. I like I'm not getting dragged into this fucking argument

03:56:45.040 --> 03:56:50.560
There are people who think dogs are like a good judge of character. It doesn't make any fucking sense, man

03:56:51.080 --> 03:56:53.240
They can't no they can't

03:56:54.080 --> 03:56:56.080
They can't see ghosts

03:56:56.480 --> 03:56:58.480
They're mammals, bro

03:56:58.480 --> 03:57:11.440
They are a good judge of character. No, they're not. They're not. What are you talking about?

03:57:11.440 --> 03:57:16.560
You mad? You smell his ass? Bro, dogs like me. If I go to a party and there's a dog,

03:57:16.560 --> 03:57:24.120
I pet the dog. The dog hangs out around me. That doesn't mean I'm a good person. It just

03:57:24.120 --> 03:57:27.580
means when the dog came over to me the first time, I was non-threatening and I petted

03:57:27.580 --> 03:57:33.260
in that spot like where the if they had a neck like where their neck meets the base of their skull

03:57:33.900 --> 03:57:39.260
fucking I think every animal just likes to be petted there bro humans included

03:57:41.660 --> 03:57:46.540
they have a neck some of them have a neck a lot of the dogs in the neighborhoods I be haunting

03:57:47.260 --> 03:57:52.540
the neck disappeared a long time ago okay and I'll just leave it at that

03:57:57.580 --> 03:58:10.620
My dog is a good judge of character. If Mussolini had a fucking sausage in his pocket, you would

03:58:10.620 --> 03:58:17.180
be like, they got this guy all wrong. Okay? That's, I got a fucking bridge to sell you.

03:58:17.180 --> 03:58:24.580
There's no innate ability for a canine to tell whether or not a person is of strong

03:58:24.580 --> 03:58:45.560
character just from looking at them. Okay. Okay, I'm not clicking this

03:58:45.560 --> 03:58:51.000
librarian link that says reddit.com slash r slash German World War two photos.

03:58:51.000 --> 03:58:54.480
That's a crazy sub. I'm not saying you're necessarily evil for being on the

03:58:54.480 --> 03:58:59.360
subreddit like those are historical records but that is a crazy subreddit to

03:58:59.360 --> 03:59:10.880
link at least. rslashgermanworldwar2photos dogs are mirrors they reflect back

03:59:10.880 --> 03:59:14.720
what's given and bad people give shit to dogs do you see what I'm talking about

03:59:14.720 --> 03:59:18.960
I'm sorry you're a subscriber I'm not trying to like just blow you out

03:59:18.960 --> 03:59:24.960
rhetorically here but you see the way people talk about dogs it's so and I'm

03:59:24.960 --> 03:59:27.880
the motherfucker that's like I don't care if there's a dog in the restaurant I

03:59:27.880 --> 03:59:33.360
don't let the dogs off leash in the grocery store see if I care like I got

03:59:33.360 --> 03:59:38.520
no problem with dogs or just people are going fucking crazy for dogs and they

03:59:38.520 --> 03:59:40.520
They hate kids, man.

03:59:51.960 --> 03:59:55.800
Dogs off leash in the grocery store. I don't give a fuck man. He ain't heavy

03:59:57.720 --> 04:00:03.320
Come up stick their snout in my reusable bag. I don't give a fuck. I could have been born a dog

04:00:03.560 --> 04:00:05.760
Just the stroke of luck that I was a man

04:00:08.520 --> 04:00:13.920
I could have been a bug. I don't know, I could have been a fucking like an anaerobic bacteria or some shit like that.

04:00:13.920 --> 04:00:16.820
I just happened to have my soul married to the human form.

04:00:18.820 --> 04:00:23.620
So I got nothing against the dogs. I'm surprised that the dog people have so much against me.

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I do like when the dog loki a cat should be. That's true.

04:00:38.520 --> 04:00:44.000
How strange it is to be anything at all.

04:00:44.000 --> 04:00:45.000
That's damn true.

04:00:45.000 --> 04:00:46.920
Are you going to play the game?

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I'm just waiting for the three other streamers who said let's make sure we're all ready

04:00:50.480 --> 04:00:51.480
for one.

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Actually, can I say, Squeaks is as typed I'm ready already.

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Here you happen, meeting can't start till the boss shows up.

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It's making Dan and Tomodachi life.

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Hello my wife, it's 1.05 pm.

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PNL, I'm hard stuck at 600 elo in chess.

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What should I do?

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I would probably start with learning how the pieces move.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I've got an elevator heart rate, I'm coming in a little high.

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That's not it. Study less openings, play longer time controls, study less openings, do less puzzles, study end games, study end games.

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I know it's like, well, but every game has an opening. Yeah, yeah, but you don't need another opening. You need two openings. That's it.

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Less puzzles? Yeah, because puzzles are not chess. Puzzles are good, okay, but like playing

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more puzzles is not going to make you necessarily better at chess. Unless every time you're

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playing chess in the midgame you go, I'm going to look at, like I'm going to consider this

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to be a puzzle. Levy says it helps. Okay, well, you know, six of one half a dozen of the other.

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Does make you better at puzzles. I mean, it makes you better at tactics, I think.

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Well, I do think something that puzzles do sometimes is that it makes you look for like,

04:03:06.320 --> 04:03:11.280
like a non-intuitive move, which can be good, but then it leads to situations where you're like,

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Maybe the right move here is to like sacrifice a piece for two pawns.

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And then all of a sudden you do it and you're like, oh wait, now I'm down on material and that didn't apply any kind of pressure.

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And also that's true. Puzzles don't really matter if like your average game

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just blows out because somebody blunders a piece.

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Also, whoever said you only need two end games? You don't know what the, you don't know what you're talking about. That's nonsense.

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You don't, openings are book. End games only become book at the resolution.

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You need to know fucking pond theory, bro. Yes, you need to know how to mate with a rook

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Yes, you need to know how to mate with two bishops. Okay, but like you're mostly need to know how to do with that

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How to resolve the pond puzzles, okay?

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Hello, hello, hello

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Hello, sorry. I got the time wrong. No, no, it's all good

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You know what but I'm not the last

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that is true I'm not the last my last you're not last although I seems you

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seems key guys the last week's the streets are saying you were second thank

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God I wanted to recite I thought you guys are all waiting for me no no no I

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everyone had me assume they were saying that in my chat to there were like

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week's is gonna be late. I don't know. I think it's just generalizing streamers.

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Hmm. Well, there is some truth. We are waiting for someone. So how do we invite?

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Apparently Giga has been ready. When you Giga has been ready. I've accepted your invite.

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I don't have squeaks on steam

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Oh

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I don't have anybody on steam

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I can't edge you

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There's my friend code

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There might just be a lobby code too

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I don't, I'm not sure

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Oh, you guys setting up mic and game?

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Uh-oh

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I've not set up mic and game

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I'm gonna change my default device

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Can you hear me?

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I can hear you.

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Oh, I should mute in the Discord before I say that.

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Okay, I sent you invitation.

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Friend invitation.

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Okay.

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We're looking for a way to mute.

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Mute?

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Can you deaf in a Discord call?

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There you can.

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Mute.

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I forgot I'm talking in the game.

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I'm going to try and get my mic working. It keeps pulling the wrong thing. That's what

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I'm doing right now.

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We're so back.

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Okay, okay, okay. Did you accept my... Why do I not see you?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Ain't any need for all that.

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There you go.

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Okay, I'm out of you.

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Okay, how the fuck do I get it to pick up my mic?

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My mic.

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You sound good.

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Am I?

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Hello?

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Hello.

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Hey.

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Oh my God, my mic just works.

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It works.

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Crazy.

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How about me?

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How about me?

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I hear you.

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I can also, oh wait, maybe I'm hearing Giga in the background.

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It's so loud.

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It's so loud.

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I think Ryan's a bit louder than the other people.

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Am I super loud?

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A bit a little.

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Yeah, you are.

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It's all good.

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Wait, maybe I'm on the wrong mic then.

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I might be on the wrong mic.

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It sounds right.

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It sounds right.

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It doesn't sound bad.

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It just sounds loud.

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All right, give me a second.

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I was so loud you were crackling.

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Oh God.

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Okay, I've done it.

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Is this any better?

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It's about the same.

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It's alright.

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It's the same.

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I'm going to teach you the tech.

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Hit escape.

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Okay.

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Oh, I can turn that.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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How about me?

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Am I too loud?

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You sound really good.

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You sound perfect.

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about me am I too loud it sounds perfect okay yeah wait so how do we play so we

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we have a dog and the dog is in trouble and we have to we have to help the dog

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oh you just killed it you just I know it fell it fell down the hole oh right

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We're gonna go go in and get our dog. Oh, we have a squeaky toy as well. I

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See

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Hello

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You just shot weeks in the head with a flare gun

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but I just got something called a boom stick.

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Oh!

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There's a bomb in here.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Ah!

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I'm so happy.

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Help me!

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All right, my health is at zero and I'm at the bottom of a pit.

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Wait, I think we win.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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I think I could save you.

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I could save you.

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Wait.

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Oh my god, it looked like your leg got blown off for a second.

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I was like, hey.

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I'm back, y'all.

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Everyone all right?

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All right, good.

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That was fun.

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Oh, so we did.

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Yeah, we did to find our dog.

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Oh, my god.

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Wait, I hear squeaky noise.

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If you press H, you can use your squeaky toy

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to possibly detect your dog.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, it's not dead.

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Oh, it's not dead.

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Oh, it's not dead.

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Oh, I'm dead.

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I died again.

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Oh, no.

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I'm alive.

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I died.

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Oh, I'll revive you.

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You're the family guy, desktop.

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Wait, why don't we go through the caves?

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Yeah, that's a smart idea.

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Oh, we have flares, too.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Was someone so down there?

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I fell really far down.

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Yeah, there's like a way.

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Yeah, I don't think we were supposed to dig straight down.

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That's like one of the main rules.

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You're falling, I don't think that's...

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Yes, I'm on to something.

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Oh! What the heck? What did you do here?

04:10:15.000 --> 04:10:17.000
What the... what the hell is this?

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Phone call.

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No, what's that, Ryan?

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Alright, alright, wait, check this out. Watch this.

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Are you playing music?

04:10:26.500 --> 04:10:28.000
What is that beat?

04:10:29.000 --> 04:10:32.000
I think it was like bouncy, so when I fell on top of it, it didn't hurt me.

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Oh!

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Okay, um... something's calling.

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Oh

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If you can get to me, I can see him

04:11:01.480 --> 04:11:03.480
Hit me with a revive

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It's all about that there's like a little game to music and make it

04:11:11.000 --> 04:11:13.000
embarrassing.

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I feel like I'm like a clown waltzing into that.

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Oh, what was that?

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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

04:11:20.000 --> 04:11:22.000
It's a ball!

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Guys?

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Why are we just gonna go save Ryan?

04:11:28.000 --> 04:11:30.000
Why are we just gonna go save Ryan?

04:11:31.000 --> 04:11:32.000
Thank you.

04:11:32.000 --> 04:11:41.160
I don't even know oh hello. Oh, oh, hello. I didn't go too far

04:11:41.160 --> 04:11:48.640
I think I'm mind the bomb and it blew up in my hands. Yo, if you jump we can catch you so you don't take damage

04:11:55.040 --> 04:11:57.540
I don't think they give a fuck to be honest

04:12:02.000 --> 04:12:04.000
Oh

04:12:16.280 --> 04:12:21.280
Sorry, sorry, I think that these these rocks you uncover our bombs

04:12:24.400 --> 04:12:27.520
Are you is that you down at like the bottom of this?

04:12:27.520 --> 04:12:32.520
I think Giga is very dead.

04:12:32.520 --> 04:12:35.520
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

04:12:35.520 --> 04:12:37.520
I didn't even heard of her.

04:12:37.520 --> 04:12:38.520
Wait, Marco.

04:12:38.520 --> 04:12:40.520
Oh, I see you!

04:12:40.520 --> 04:12:42.520
I'm very bent.

04:12:42.520 --> 04:12:44.520
We're making great progress though.

04:12:44.520 --> 04:12:47.520
Oh, I found a package.

04:12:47.520 --> 04:12:50.520
I hope it's a good one.

04:12:50.520 --> 04:12:52.520
It says B.

04:12:52.520 --> 04:12:56.520
Oh, it's gone.

04:12:56.520 --> 04:12:58.520
I

04:13:03.720 --> 04:13:08.780
Don't know what an arc be I hear squeaks. Yeah dog dogs below us somewhere. Oh

04:13:10.480 --> 04:13:12.480
They said I heard squeaks

04:13:16.240 --> 04:13:19.640
Yeah, my mic works. Oh, there's another package

04:13:21.440 --> 04:13:23.440
Did you paint

04:13:26.520 --> 04:13:43.520
I think if we throw it someplace that would kill us to get to, this will cushion our fall.

04:13:43.520 --> 04:13:45.520
Oh

04:13:56.640 --> 04:14:01.800
Anybody hear me yeah, I can hear you. Oh, I think I fell like

04:14:03.080 --> 04:14:05.080
So far

04:14:05.080 --> 04:14:11.100
Are you able to throw it falling? I think so, but I was trying to use the left mouse button, but it's cute

04:14:11.100 --> 04:14:16.100
That would have been crazy if that happened to Steve in the Minecraft movie, man.

04:14:16.100 --> 04:14:19.100
With that bucket of water, you know what I'm talking about?

04:14:19.100 --> 04:14:23.100
You got any idea what I'm talking about?

04:14:23.100 --> 04:14:30.100
When Steve had the bucket of water and he was about to die to fall damage?

04:14:30.100 --> 04:14:32.100
To get under a movie.

04:14:32.100 --> 04:14:36.100
Oh. You're in a tight spot too, huh?

04:14:36.100 --> 04:14:38.100
The ghost is not seeing me.

04:14:38.100 --> 04:14:53.100
I think I fell 500 meters through like a little tiny hole in the ground.

04:14:53.100 --> 04:14:58.100
I can see that.

04:14:58.100 --> 04:15:02.100
That's going to be sweet.

04:15:02.100 --> 04:15:05.100
Is it in order?

04:15:05.100 --> 04:15:13.580
order. Hold on. We'll stay. Yo! I'm back. Oh my god, this is dark. Wait, where? My body should be

04:15:13.580 --> 04:15:20.460
closed. My body should be closed. Yeah, he's on one of these girders down there. I do see, I do see a

04:15:20.460 --> 04:15:21.740
crumbled form. Okay.

04:15:27.980 --> 04:15:30.460
You guys got any items that can help us get down there? Well, there's a back,

04:15:30.460 --> 04:15:32.860
Okay, there's a bad behind me. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm scared

04:15:34.180 --> 04:15:36.580
Kill it. I'm lower. I

04:15:37.700 --> 04:15:41.240
Hear it. I hear the back. I don't see the back

04:15:47.860 --> 04:15:53.900
How can we go down some loud ass rings, that's for sure. Oh, well, this is one way to go down

04:16:00.460 --> 04:16:24.320
I'm here. I'm good. Do we have the phone?

04:16:24.320 --> 04:16:27.320
There I am.

04:16:27.320 --> 04:16:31.320
All right, here I come.

04:16:31.320 --> 04:16:34.320
Oh, my God.

04:16:34.320 --> 04:16:41.320
He is out on the girder.

04:16:41.320 --> 04:16:46.320
Hey, I landed it.

04:16:46.320 --> 04:16:50.320
Okay, okay.

04:16:50.320 --> 04:16:52.320
Here's the pickaxe.

04:16:52.320 --> 04:16:54.320
That's a good idea.

04:16:54.320 --> 04:16:56.320
I was right about it.

04:16:56.320 --> 04:16:58.320
I forgot about it.

04:16:58.320 --> 04:17:00.320
Wait guys.

04:17:00.320 --> 04:17:02.320
Hey, that's smart.

04:17:02.320 --> 04:17:04.320
We can't use a roller.

04:17:04.320 --> 04:17:06.320
I missed.

04:17:06.320 --> 04:17:08.320
Oh no.

04:17:08.320 --> 04:17:10.320
Please stop.

04:17:10.320 --> 04:17:12.320
I don't think you can dig that way.

04:17:12.320 --> 04:17:14.320
No, no, no, no.

04:17:14.320 --> 04:17:16.320
Bye guys.

04:17:16.320 --> 04:17:18.320
Bye.

04:17:18.320 --> 04:17:20.320
We suck at this.

04:17:20.320 --> 04:17:25.320
I'm so bad, man. I'm so embarrassed with my performance.

04:17:25.320 --> 04:17:30.320
Dude, I'm eating the music. I'm making me fucking embarrassed.

04:17:30.320 --> 04:17:33.320
It's just falling back.

04:17:33.320 --> 04:17:40.320
Oh my god, it's falling so far. It's still like the meter on the top right we haven't even started, man.

04:17:40.320 --> 04:17:44.320
Yay.

04:17:44.320 --> 04:17:46.320
How about 20 meters? 30 meters?

04:17:46.320 --> 04:17:48.320
I hear a new bomb! What do you mean a bomb?

04:17:48.320 --> 04:18:10.320
Oh my god. Oh my god. Where are you? Oh my god. Where is Ryan? I'm 20 meters further down.

04:18:10.320 --> 04:18:16.440
okay should be fine you like brace your core before impact

04:18:16.440 --> 04:18:19.840
I don't know if I get to that idol of the night I don't

04:18:19.840 --> 04:18:23.800
can you guys light up the path with your hunting bodies

04:18:23.800 --> 04:18:28.640
oh does it does that help can you see

04:18:28.640 --> 04:18:32.960
it's the best I could do it oh you are

04:18:32.960 --> 04:18:36.960
oh shit I'm dead

04:18:36.960 --> 04:18:37.960
Good one, guys.

04:18:39.960 --> 04:18:41.460
Wait, let's see how far we go.

04:18:41.460 --> 04:18:43.460
We are doing it! There's like, no, it's not there!

04:18:43.960 --> 04:18:46.460
It's a dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.

04:18:46.960 --> 04:18:48.960
It's a skull, skull, skull, skull, skull!

04:18:49.460 --> 04:18:50.960
I have a GIF off.

04:18:52.460 --> 04:18:53.460
I'm gonna go to practice.

04:18:53.460 --> 04:18:54.960
Yeah, take us to the park.

04:18:56.960 --> 04:18:57.460
Okay.

04:18:57.460 --> 04:18:58.960
Now, now we know what we're doing.

04:18:59.460 --> 04:19:01.960
Yeah, now we have to use our pickaxe, I realize.

04:19:02.460 --> 04:19:05.460
Well, why don't we just get the dog before he goes in the hole?

04:19:05.460 --> 04:19:06.660
I'll just go grab him right now.

04:19:06.660 --> 04:19:08.160
Oh, my bad!

04:19:08.160 --> 04:19:12.160
Oh, there's a drill!

04:19:12.160 --> 04:19:14.660
Oh, there's a drill!

04:19:14.660 --> 04:19:20.160
Oh, there's a drill!

04:19:20.160 --> 04:19:23.660
That's pretty smart.

04:19:23.660 --> 04:19:24.660
Okay.

04:19:24.660 --> 04:19:27.360
Here, I'll catch you guys.

04:19:27.360 --> 04:19:28.460
Oh, thank you, thank you.

04:19:28.460 --> 04:19:29.060
Yep, yep, yep.

04:19:29.060 --> 04:19:29.960
Go!

04:19:29.960 --> 04:19:32.660
Okay, okay.

04:19:32.660 --> 04:19:33.760
Yo!

04:19:33.760 --> 04:19:34.560
We gotta go!

04:19:34.560 --> 04:19:35.760
There we go!

04:19:35.760 --> 04:19:36.760
Yay!

04:19:36.760 --> 04:19:37.760
Attack!

04:19:38.460 --> 04:19:40.260
Where'd the third drill machine go?

04:19:40.260 --> 04:19:41.260
It went this way.

04:19:42.560 --> 04:19:43.760
Oh, there's loot down here.

04:19:47.560 --> 04:19:48.260
Huge...

04:19:48.960 --> 04:19:50.260
A blaster?

04:19:51.760 --> 04:19:53.060
And grape juice.

04:19:54.560 --> 04:19:55.060
Stop!

04:19:55.060 --> 04:19:56.060
Oh, oh!

04:19:56.060 --> 04:19:56.860
What happened?

04:19:56.860 --> 04:19:58.060
I think Kate's trying to stop me.

04:19:58.060 --> 04:19:58.860
Did you hit me?

04:19:58.860 --> 04:20:00.460
You're trying to kill me.

04:20:01.760 --> 04:20:03.260
I'm getting grieved here.

04:20:03.760 --> 04:20:08.760
I thought you would catch me with your head.

04:20:08.760 --> 04:20:09.760
Oh.

04:20:09.760 --> 04:20:13.760
Uh, alright, I guess this way or I don't know where the drill is going.

04:20:13.760 --> 04:20:15.760
I don't know where it went.

04:20:15.760 --> 04:20:17.760
I've already given up on the drill.

04:20:17.760 --> 04:20:19.760
The moment I saw it, no one fell.

04:20:19.760 --> 04:20:22.760
I'm giving some loot, man.

04:20:24.760 --> 04:20:27.760
I want full profits.

04:20:27.760 --> 04:20:29.760
And no bombs.

04:20:29.760 --> 04:20:36.860
You think happens when you mine the mushroom?

04:20:36.860 --> 04:20:39.000
Oh I have a gun.

04:20:39.000 --> 04:20:40.520
That makes a lot of sense.

04:20:40.520 --> 04:20:41.900
What the player got?

04:20:41.900 --> 04:20:44.060
Oh my god!

04:20:44.060 --> 04:20:45.980
I'm sorry.

04:20:45.980 --> 04:20:48.680
Don't worry guys, I got it.

04:20:48.680 --> 04:20:49.800
I got it.

04:20:49.800 --> 04:20:51.620
I'm making the pathway down.

04:20:51.620 --> 04:20:52.620
Here.

04:20:52.620 --> 04:20:55.280
Oh my god, you guys are so lucky.

04:20:55.280 --> 04:20:57.320
I got it.

04:20:57.320 --> 04:21:00.840
way down here oh my god you guys are so far below me

04:21:00.840 --> 04:21:03.560
here i'll help you i'll help you

04:21:03.560 --> 04:21:08.120
what the i made a hole i made a hole

04:21:08.120 --> 04:21:12.680
if you go back to where you were getting shot by aliens from like a 1950

04:21:12.680 --> 04:21:15.640
science fiction movie

04:21:19.560 --> 04:21:23.880
i'm okay are you okay i'm okay i'm okay we'll catch you

04:21:23.880 --> 04:21:25.880
Where are you?

04:21:25.880 --> 04:21:26.880
Oh, no!

04:21:26.880 --> 04:21:28.880
Oh, can you catch me?

04:21:28.880 --> 04:21:29.880
Yes, catch me.

04:21:31.880 --> 04:21:33.880
Damn shoes are slippery, man.

04:21:35.880 --> 04:21:36.880
Oh, no, wait.

04:21:36.880 --> 04:21:38.880
Uh, oh, you should try it, though.

04:21:38.880 --> 04:21:40.880
I'm chilling, guys.

04:21:40.880 --> 04:21:42.880
Long range warp!

04:21:43.880 --> 04:21:44.880
Hello!

04:21:44.880 --> 04:21:45.880
Hello!

04:21:45.880 --> 04:21:46.880
We made it!

04:21:46.880 --> 04:21:48.880
I'm doing all right.

04:21:48.880 --> 04:21:50.880
I found my car.

04:21:50.880 --> 04:21:51.880
Go...

04:21:51.880 --> 04:21:52.880
What's the matter?

04:21:52.880 --> 04:21:54.880
Have you right click? Oh

04:21:58.160 --> 04:22:02.200
I thought I could show you but she's unshowable. I well I told myself

04:22:04.080 --> 04:22:07.440
You got a pie it's a long-range work

04:22:11.560 --> 04:22:13.560
Yeah

04:22:22.880 --> 04:22:29.880
was that two balls?

04:22:29.880 --> 04:22:32.880
yeah i'll get you

04:22:32.880 --> 04:22:35.880
yay

04:22:35.880 --> 04:22:38.880
these guys are pretty speedy

04:22:38.880 --> 04:22:40.880
oh we can see their footsteps

04:22:40.880 --> 04:22:44.880
awww

04:22:44.880 --> 04:22:46.880
they're going to quake or something

04:22:46.880 --> 04:22:49.880
or they're doing worm

04:22:49.880 --> 04:22:50.880
i don't know what's happening

04:22:50.880 --> 04:22:56.360
happening you got dying and now the world is shaking

04:22:56.360 --> 04:23:01.360
check this out you guys so far down I cannot even hear there's so many

04:23:01.360 --> 04:23:11.360
I'm alive somehow, but still falling!

04:23:11.360 --> 04:23:19.360
What the fuck?

04:23:19.360 --> 04:23:21.360
Oh, you brought my body back.

04:23:21.360 --> 04:23:23.360
Wait, what?

04:23:23.360 --> 04:23:24.360
I'm alive.

04:23:24.360 --> 04:23:25.360
Thank you.

04:23:25.360 --> 04:23:26.360
I...

04:23:26.360 --> 04:23:27.360
What?

04:23:27.360 --> 04:23:28.360
Where are we?

04:23:28.360 --> 04:23:29.360
I...

04:23:29.360 --> 04:23:33.880
Oh no, maybe you warped to me and now we're down here.

04:23:33.880 --> 04:23:36.360
I was just thinking, they're all down up here.

04:23:36.360 --> 04:23:37.360
Oh my god, there's a bomb.

04:23:37.360 --> 04:23:39.360
Oh my god, really?

04:23:39.360 --> 04:23:40.360
Where?

04:23:40.360 --> 04:23:41.360
Oh my god.

04:23:41.360 --> 04:23:42.360
Where?

04:23:42.360 --> 04:23:46.120
Why are we so lower than them?

04:23:46.120 --> 04:23:50.360
I think you used a warp to get to me and now we're both down here.

04:23:50.360 --> 04:23:52.360
But I didn't use anything.

04:23:52.360 --> 04:23:57.360
Oh, maybe when I died I used a warp to warp you to me somehow.

04:23:57.360 --> 04:23:58.360
I guess so.

04:23:58.360 --> 04:24:02.360
I don't know. I have no idea.

04:24:02.360 --> 04:24:06.360
No, we're down here!

04:24:06.360 --> 04:24:08.360
I'm kinda just running it down mid.

04:24:08.360 --> 04:24:10.360
We got teleported!

04:24:10.360 --> 04:24:12.360
I dropped my warp on death and it activated.

04:24:12.360 --> 04:24:14.360
Hey, there we are!

04:24:14.360 --> 04:24:16.360
Yeah, guys, B2! B2!

04:24:16.360 --> 04:24:20.360
Yeah. Oh, wow. You should eat it.

04:24:20.360 --> 04:24:22.360
Wait, why is he running?

04:24:22.360 --> 04:24:24.360
I'm dead, guys.

04:24:24.360 --> 04:24:26.360
Um, I just fell for a really long time.

04:24:26.360 --> 04:24:28.360
This fella for a really long time.

04:24:28.360 --> 04:24:30.360
What the heck?

04:24:30.360 --> 04:24:32.360
What the fuck?

04:24:32.360 --> 04:24:34.360
What the fuck?

04:24:34.360 --> 04:24:36.360
Uh oh, uh oh.

04:24:36.360 --> 04:24:38.360
Wait, I'm very alive.

04:24:42.360 --> 04:24:44.360
I'm still dead.

04:24:44.360 --> 04:24:46.360
They're gonna get to me. I'm not really sweating it.

04:24:46.360 --> 04:24:48.360
Look at this.

04:24:50.360 --> 04:24:52.360
You're almost here guys.

04:24:52.360 --> 04:24:54.360
Oh no.

04:24:54.360 --> 04:25:04.360
I'm alive. I'm alive. You made it. You made it. There we go. You're welcome. Oh no. Oh no.

04:25:04.360 --> 04:25:12.360
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All right. Don't go. Don't go this way. Wait, Giga, I think I have

04:25:12.360 --> 04:25:19.360
to catch you. That's smart. I have to. Do you hear me? I think I have to catch you.

04:25:24.360 --> 04:25:26.360
We got you!

04:25:26.360 --> 04:25:28.360
He's got it.

04:25:28.360 --> 04:25:30.360
Geek up!

04:25:30.360 --> 04:25:32.360
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:25:32.360 --> 04:25:34.360
If you can see us in this.

04:25:34.360 --> 04:25:36.360
I think we gotta get closer.

04:25:38.360 --> 04:25:40.360
We got our arms up.

04:25:40.360 --> 04:25:42.360
We're praising the sun right now.

04:25:48.360 --> 04:25:50.360
Wait, let's see.

04:25:50.360 --> 04:25:52.360
Oh wait, it actually was right on the hole.

04:25:52.360 --> 04:25:54.360
Oh

04:26:13.520 --> 04:26:18.000
Wait since since giga's dead can we make it to the resurrection statue?

04:26:18.000 --> 04:26:24.240
Where's the bomb? Oh gosh. I think we have to make it there.

04:26:24.240 --> 04:26:30.240
Cause like there's one right there. Yeah, how are you gonna get there?

04:26:30.240 --> 04:26:34.240
Oh wait, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right down there.

04:26:34.240 --> 04:26:39.240
Yeah, yeah. And then we make a... Oh shit.

04:26:39.240 --> 04:26:44.240
Here, we make a stairs. Yeah, exactly.

04:26:48.000 --> 04:26:50.000
By the way, our progress is on the top right.

04:26:51.000 --> 04:26:52.000
I know, it's so sad.

04:26:54.000 --> 04:26:58.000
Bye, bye, bye, I'm dead, bye. Goodbye.

04:26:59.000 --> 04:27:00.000
You can put this?

04:27:05.000 --> 04:27:06.000
Where is it?

04:27:06.000 --> 04:27:07.000
I died.

04:27:07.000 --> 04:27:09.000
Behind you, I left, I left, pick those up, pick those up.

04:27:09.000 --> 04:27:10.000
Okay, throw it at the wall.

04:27:11.000 --> 04:27:12.000
Throw it at the wall.

04:27:12.000 --> 04:27:13.000
I'll teach you something incredible, okay?

04:27:13.000 --> 04:27:15.000
Wait, wait, wait, let's see this.

04:27:15.000 --> 04:27:17.000
All right, now what?

04:27:17.000 --> 04:27:19.000
Let me get the relevant at the wall.

04:27:19.000 --> 04:27:21.000
Is this throw cute?

04:27:21.000 --> 04:27:23.000
You gotta hold it down to get something.

04:27:23.000 --> 04:27:25.000
Oh fuck. I'm scared for my life.

04:27:25.000 --> 04:27:27.000
It's so weird.

04:27:27.000 --> 04:27:29.000
My people fight!

04:27:29.000 --> 04:27:31.000
Shut the fuck up!

04:27:31.000 --> 04:27:33.000
Shut the fuck up!

04:27:33.000 --> 04:27:35.000
No!

04:27:35.000 --> 04:27:37.000
Shut the fuck up!

04:27:37.000 --> 04:27:39.000
She wasn't doing the fremen walk!

04:27:39.000 --> 04:27:41.000
You gotta be doing the fremen walk!

04:27:41.000 --> 04:27:43.000
I don't know what they are!

04:27:43.000 --> 04:27:49.320
freaking dudes yeah you know

04:27:50.200 --> 04:27:58.920
that was that's fucked up man oh the controls oh we just got light sticks

04:27:58.920 --> 04:28:04.840
oh i don't know we have a limited light stick yeah they recharge over time

04:28:04.840 --> 04:28:06.840
I have no clue.

04:28:06.840 --> 04:28:08.840
Okay, I understand.

04:28:08.840 --> 04:28:11.840
Damn, I knew that, and I was still getting my ASKB down there.

04:28:11.840 --> 04:28:13.840
Hahaha!

04:28:15.840 --> 04:28:17.840
Wait, maybe I don't hit E on the drill?

04:28:17.840 --> 04:28:19.840
We have a victory curse, actually.

04:28:19.840 --> 04:28:20.840
Smart, smart play.

04:28:20.840 --> 04:28:22.840
Maybe it's the hardest game.

04:28:22.840 --> 04:28:24.840
This is so difficult.

04:28:25.840 --> 04:28:27.840
Alright, I'm gonna get you.

04:28:27.840 --> 04:28:29.840
Okay, I'm here.

04:28:31.840 --> 04:28:33.840
What if we just follow it?

04:28:33.840 --> 04:28:35.840
Oh

04:28:42.280 --> 04:28:44.280
Oh the player actually helps

04:28:54.280 --> 04:28:56.280
I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm still alive

04:29:00.600 --> 04:29:02.600
I fell

04:29:03.840 --> 04:29:05.840
Oh

04:29:26.240 --> 04:29:28.240
I'm chillin

04:29:33.840 --> 04:29:35.840
Nate, I'm okay.

04:29:35.840 --> 04:29:36.840
She's alive.

04:29:36.840 --> 04:29:37.840
I'm okay.

04:29:37.840 --> 04:29:38.840
We're all alive.

04:29:38.840 --> 04:29:39.840
I got a drill gun.

04:29:39.840 --> 04:29:41.840
But I want to wait for everyone to group.

04:29:41.840 --> 04:29:42.840
Yo, drill gun.

04:29:42.840 --> 04:29:44.840
This is going to take us right to the bottom.

04:29:44.840 --> 04:29:45.840
Alright, ready?

04:29:45.840 --> 04:29:47.840
I got a cucumber, a cucumber.

04:29:49.840 --> 04:29:51.840
Oh shit, it's a crab!

04:29:54.840 --> 04:29:55.840
We made it.

04:30:00.840 --> 04:30:01.840
Huge.

04:30:01.840 --> 04:30:11.840
Oh my god, okay, okay. I trust my life. I trust my life.

04:30:11.840 --> 04:30:14.840
Okay, okay. After you.

04:30:14.840 --> 04:30:19.840
Yes, buddy. Okay. Here we go.

04:30:19.840 --> 04:30:21.840
Oh my god. Guys, guys.

04:30:21.840 --> 04:30:23.840
When you're vision goes dark.

04:30:23.840 --> 04:30:24.840
Eat the cucumber.

04:30:24.840 --> 04:30:26.840
Eat the cucumber.

04:30:26.840 --> 04:30:27.840
Oh yeah.

04:30:27.840 --> 04:30:30.840
I just had to eat. I'm good.

04:30:30.840 --> 04:30:35.840
Eat it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm just still pretty hurt.

04:30:38.840 --> 04:30:40.840
Whoa. That's a spooky one. Oh, good job.

04:30:41.840 --> 04:30:43.840
Whoa! Who did this? You're gonna hit me?

04:30:43.840 --> 04:30:47.840
I'm dead? Someone here is trying to kill me.

04:30:49.840 --> 04:30:52.840
I don't know. Don't jump! Don't jump! I jumped!

04:30:53.840 --> 04:30:55.840
And I'm rolling down.

04:30:55.840 --> 04:31:05.020
I'm alive, okay, okay, I'll try to catch them okay all right I can catch you I

04:31:08.220 --> 04:31:10.220
Can't catch you come down

04:31:13.740 --> 04:31:15.740
Oh she bounced off something

04:31:22.740 --> 04:31:24.740
Oh my god

04:31:25.840 --> 04:31:30.840
I guess you can't jump and catch at the same time.

04:31:30.840 --> 04:31:31.840
You didn't.

04:31:31.840 --> 04:31:35.840
All you gotta do is just stay still and catch me.

04:31:35.840 --> 04:31:36.840
Get the full control.

04:31:36.840 --> 04:31:37.840
Oh my god.

04:31:37.840 --> 04:31:38.840
You're like carrying.

04:31:38.840 --> 04:31:39.840
You've killed me.

04:31:39.840 --> 04:31:40.840
Here.

04:31:40.840 --> 04:31:41.840
You're killing me.

04:31:41.840 --> 04:31:42.840
Oh.

04:31:42.840 --> 04:31:43.840
Oh, there's a hole.

04:31:43.840 --> 04:31:44.840
I gift you.

04:31:44.840 --> 04:31:45.840
Oh my god.

04:31:45.840 --> 04:31:46.840
I'm guilty.

04:31:46.840 --> 04:31:47.840
Here.

04:31:47.840 --> 04:31:48.840
I gift you cheese.

04:31:48.840 --> 04:31:49.840
Oh.

04:31:49.840 --> 04:31:50.840
Thank you.

04:31:50.840 --> 04:31:51.840
Thank you.

04:31:51.840 --> 04:31:52.840
Oh.

04:31:52.840 --> 04:31:53.840
Try it.

04:31:53.840 --> 04:31:54.840
Try it.

04:31:54.840 --> 04:31:56.840
YUMMY YUMMY

04:31:58.840 --> 04:32:00.840
Here we go

04:32:01.840 --> 04:32:03.840
I don't know if you made it

04:32:03.840 --> 04:32:05.840
Oh no no no no no

04:32:08.840 --> 04:32:10.840
Okay, I think you might be

04:32:10.840 --> 04:32:12.840
I doubt you might be dead down there

04:32:12.840 --> 04:32:14.840
I'm dead

04:32:16.840 --> 04:32:19.840
I drew it and I missed the pink thing

04:32:19.840 --> 04:32:27.840
Oh, you have to kill the bat with your pickaxe look at it and right click check it out.

04:32:27.840 --> 04:32:28.840
Thank you.

04:32:28.840 --> 04:32:29.840
I got the bow.

04:32:29.840 --> 04:32:30.840
Oh, huge.

04:32:30.840 --> 04:32:31.840
Nice shot.

04:32:31.840 --> 04:32:32.840
Counter strike.

04:32:32.840 --> 04:32:33.840
That's right.

04:32:33.840 --> 04:32:34.840
That's right.

04:32:34.840 --> 04:32:35.840
He's coming back.

04:32:35.840 --> 04:32:36.840
We got to get items.

04:32:36.840 --> 04:32:37.840
We got to get items.

04:32:37.840 --> 04:32:39.840
He's coming back.

04:32:39.840 --> 04:32:41.840
We gotta get items.

04:32:41.840 --> 04:32:43.840
We gotta get items.

04:32:43.840 --> 04:32:45.840
Let's spot the other side.

04:32:47.840 --> 04:32:49.840
Let's go this way.

04:32:49.840 --> 04:32:53.840
Guys, you can kill Fett with those life sticks.

04:32:53.840 --> 04:32:55.840
Oh, really?

04:32:55.840 --> 04:32:57.840
Yeah, yeah, you can do the lightning.

04:32:57.840 --> 04:32:59.840
If you swing your axe, it's like a distance.

04:32:59.840 --> 04:33:01.840
Huh?

04:33:01.840 --> 04:33:03.840
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:33:03.840 --> 04:33:05.840
Two comers, two comers.

04:33:05.840 --> 04:33:16.840
bad afternoon. Wait, using the clogs to create new platforms is crazy. Uh-oh. You okay?

04:33:16.840 --> 04:33:25.840
Holy, that's warm. That seems like like a foundational game mechanic.

04:33:25.840 --> 04:33:28.840
Yeah, I'm thinking the clogs are the cap.

04:33:28.840 --> 04:33:34.200
some of the mud you can throw it to make like a rock that you can actually land on.

04:33:41.240 --> 04:33:45.080
Okay, I see it. Do that. I see the vision. I see the vision.

04:33:46.600 --> 04:33:53.480
Yeah. You guys do that. I'm just gonna do this. Look at this. We missed steps.

04:33:53.480 --> 04:34:23.400
I see a body as he speaks his body a few meters down.

04:34:23.400 --> 04:34:28.800
let me tell you this time it was not my fault I swear a bomb was just randomly

04:34:28.800 --> 04:34:47.960
went off that I did not touch check out this time whoa it fucking works wait

04:34:47.960 --> 04:34:49.960
That's gonna change the game

04:34:52.760 --> 04:34:58.940
I'm almost at your body. Oh he's been teleported rare package

04:35:07.400 --> 04:35:09.400
This is our best run guys I died

04:35:14.760 --> 04:35:17.040
Sorry so I died I knew what

04:35:47.960 --> 04:35:49.960
Worship the sand dude!

04:35:50.120 --> 04:35:52.120
We worship you!

04:35:52.120 --> 04:35:53.120
You see that?

04:35:53.120 --> 04:35:55.120
Yeah, he heard our call dude.

04:35:55.120 --> 04:35:57.120
We have to worship him.

04:36:00.320 --> 04:36:02.320
Wait.

04:36:02.320 --> 04:36:04.320
Where in the world is this man?

04:36:04.320 --> 04:36:07.320
We're like really, we're really far below I think.

04:36:07.320 --> 04:36:09.320
There's...

04:36:09.320 --> 04:36:11.320
Claude, Claude fall right here.

04:36:11.320 --> 04:36:13.320
I threw one right here.

04:36:13.320 --> 04:36:15.320
Yeah, I'm 40 meters down.

04:36:15.320 --> 04:36:20.320
40 meters a heck of a fall.

04:36:20.320 --> 04:36:21.320
Oh shit.

04:36:21.320 --> 04:36:22.320
Oh shit.

04:36:22.320 --> 04:36:23.320
Wait hold on.

04:36:23.320 --> 04:36:24.320
Yeah, wait hold on.

04:36:24.320 --> 04:36:25.320
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:36:25.320 --> 04:36:26.320
That's smart.

04:36:26.320 --> 04:36:27.320
Oh, that's my head!

04:36:27.320 --> 04:36:28.320
Wait, I'm staking it!

04:36:28.320 --> 04:36:29.320
Oh no!

04:36:29.320 --> 04:36:30.320
Comically hitting every swim in my life.

04:36:30.320 --> 04:36:31.320
Where's my body?

04:36:31.320 --> 04:36:32.320
Wait, you're not far.

04:36:32.320 --> 04:36:33.320
You're not far.

04:36:33.320 --> 04:36:34.320
Hold on.

04:36:34.320 --> 04:36:35.320
Okay.

04:36:35.320 --> 04:36:38.320
I'm a cleaning every swim in this world.

04:36:39.320 --> 04:36:41.320
Where's my body?

04:36:41.320 --> 04:36:44.320
Wait, you're not far. You're not far. Hold on.

04:36:44.320 --> 04:36:46.320
Okay, you're our...

04:36:46.320 --> 04:36:48.320
I can't breathe out.

04:36:49.320 --> 04:36:51.320
I believe...

04:36:51.320 --> 04:36:54.320
She felt 80 meters, like diagonally.

04:36:56.320 --> 04:36:57.320
Yeah, he's like quite...

04:36:57.320 --> 04:36:58.320
Oh, wait, wait, wait.

04:36:58.320 --> 04:36:59.320
Oh, okay.

04:36:59.320 --> 04:37:00.320
I see sweeps.

04:37:00.320 --> 04:37:01.320
Oh, my God!

04:37:02.320 --> 04:37:04.320
Oh, my God, thank you.

04:37:04.320 --> 04:37:06.320
I got you, and then...

04:37:06.320 --> 04:37:08.320
I believe in Giga. You guys fool HP.

04:37:09.320 --> 04:37:11.320
I'm over... I'm over here.

04:37:11.320 --> 04:37:13.320
I'm over here.

04:37:16.320 --> 04:37:18.320
I hear your axes.

04:37:21.320 --> 04:37:23.320
Boy, that cleared stuff, actually.

04:37:24.320 --> 04:37:27.320
Don't wanna call me the club, God. Check this...

04:37:27.320 --> 04:37:29.320
Pit of darkness.

04:37:30.320 --> 04:37:32.320
I mean, I'm right here with you.

04:37:32.320 --> 04:37:37.280
like 40 meters further down which is insane but what happened to me is I made

04:37:37.280 --> 04:37:42.400
I was going so nicely methodically and then I saw a golden crate and I took one

04:37:42.400 --> 04:37:47.640
step too far to try to grab it and that was it. Oh no. Well you take a little

04:37:47.640 --> 04:37:53.720
tumble off the edge, bounce your head off a girder before you know it. At least

04:37:53.720 --> 04:37:58.720
your dead body is talking. Wait, I can hear them. I can see them.

04:37:58.720 --> 04:38:03.720
We're here. They made it. Oh, I can't see them too.

04:38:03.720 --> 04:38:08.720
Holy. Wait, what a PB. Look at this.

04:38:08.720 --> 04:38:11.720
Alright.

04:38:11.720 --> 04:38:15.720
Oh, and that foam jar. GG, we win. That's huge.

04:38:15.720 --> 04:38:18.720
Alright, now we gotta find Kate, though.

04:38:18.720 --> 04:38:21.720
Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

04:38:21.720 --> 04:38:24.720
Oh, my God.

04:38:24.720 --> 04:38:25.720
Oh, we're alive!

04:38:25.720 --> 04:38:26.720
Yeah, goodbye!

04:38:31.720 --> 04:38:33.720
At least, at least I'm close.

04:38:33.720 --> 04:38:35.720
I'll use the foam jar to calm down.

04:38:35.720 --> 04:38:36.720
Smart, that's smart.

04:38:39.720 --> 04:38:40.720
There we go.

04:38:40.720 --> 04:38:43.720
Yeah, yeah, I'm right there too, next to the crate.

04:38:43.720 --> 04:38:45.720
Next to this one?

04:38:45.720 --> 04:38:46.720
I think so.

04:38:47.720 --> 04:38:49.720
Oh, oh, oh, oh, maybe not, maybe not.

04:38:49.720 --> 04:38:54.720
way this is so

04:38:54.720 --> 04:38:59.720
8

04:38:59.720 --> 04:39:04.720
oh I see I see her body

04:39:04.720 --> 04:39:08.720
yes

04:39:08.720 --> 04:39:12.720
goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye

04:39:12.720 --> 04:39:17.720
I doubt it guys

04:39:17.720 --> 04:39:19.720
Okay, don't hit me in front of a bomb.

04:39:19.720 --> 04:39:21.720
Ryan, can you stop dying, please?

04:39:21.720 --> 04:39:23.720
I should have. I should have.

04:39:23.720 --> 04:39:25.720
What?

04:39:25.720 --> 04:39:27.720
Wait.

04:39:29.720 --> 04:39:33.720
I think you're more, I think you're dead longer than alive.

04:39:33.720 --> 04:39:35.720
Uh, probably by like, like five hours.

04:39:35.720 --> 04:39:37.720
I think we need to find the last one.

04:39:37.720 --> 04:39:39.720
Quick, no!

04:39:39.720 --> 04:39:41.720
No!

04:39:41.720 --> 04:39:43.720
I made a mistake.

04:39:43.720 --> 04:39:52.600
Okay, you're still the furthest down, this is crazy.

04:39:52.600 --> 04:39:54.720
I'm so gettable.

04:39:54.720 --> 04:39:56.120
Wait.

04:39:56.120 --> 04:40:09.720
Look at the light of my sandwich really quick.

04:40:09.720 --> 04:40:15.720
Mark. Mark.

04:40:23.720 --> 04:40:26.720
Oh yeah, there's about to be no bat.

04:40:26.720 --> 04:40:29.720
You get through the light stick at the back and it dies too, yeah.

04:40:29.720 --> 04:40:30.720
Wait, that's smart.

04:40:30.720 --> 04:40:36.720
Using the ghosts to give intel instead of just watching everybody fall and then rapping at them.

04:40:36.720 --> 04:40:38.720
Drill launcher.

04:40:39.720 --> 04:40:44.120
Screech died next to the cucumber is so funny. Oh, I needed it too

04:40:53.960 --> 04:40:55.960
Hello, I

04:40:59.120 --> 04:41:01.120
See you

04:41:02.040 --> 04:41:04.040
Could you come rescue me, please?

04:41:04.040 --> 04:41:09.040
You're going the wrong way!

04:41:09.040 --> 04:41:11.040
How do you pick?

04:41:11.040 --> 04:41:13.040
Uh, middle mouse click.

04:41:13.040 --> 04:41:14.040
Oh.

04:41:14.040 --> 04:41:15.040
Oh, bomb dead.

04:41:15.040 --> 04:41:16.040
Oh!

04:41:16.040 --> 04:41:17.040
Oh, why would Gary buy Brian?

04:41:17.040 --> 04:41:18.040
That's messed up!

04:41:18.040 --> 04:41:19.040
He's gonna die anyway.

04:41:19.040 --> 04:41:20.040
You're still further down.

04:41:20.040 --> 04:41:21.040
What?

04:41:21.040 --> 04:41:22.040
This is messed up.

04:41:22.040 --> 04:41:23.040
You're a...

04:41:23.040 --> 04:41:24.040
Oh my God, you're ultimate that way.

04:41:24.040 --> 04:41:25.040
Oh, I should follow you.

04:41:25.040 --> 04:41:26.040
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:41:26.040 --> 04:41:27.040
Follow the digit.

04:41:27.040 --> 04:41:29.840
I should follow you.

04:41:29.840 --> 04:41:31.840
Yeah, follow the leader.

04:41:31.840 --> 04:41:32.840
Oh, cucumber.

04:41:32.840 --> 04:41:33.840
You are the leader.

04:41:33.840 --> 04:41:34.840
Here, take this.

04:41:34.840 --> 04:41:37.840
Did you just say, make this an eat it?

04:41:37.840 --> 04:41:41.840
I think I said it to you, but I'm not sure.

04:41:41.840 --> 04:41:43.840
I think you just ate it.

04:41:43.840 --> 04:41:44.840
I respect that.

04:41:44.840 --> 04:41:45.840
There's a fat.

04:41:45.840 --> 04:41:46.840
People are getting into pit.

04:41:46.840 --> 04:41:51.840
I think I've taken it to you, but I'm not sure.

04:41:51.840 --> 04:41:53.840
I think you just ate it.

04:41:53.840 --> 04:41:55.840
I respect that.

04:41:55.840 --> 04:41:57.840
There's a bag.

04:41:57.840 --> 04:41:59.840
There's a bag!

04:41:59.840 --> 04:42:01.840
Oh my god!

04:42:01.840 --> 04:42:04.840
There you go, there you go.

04:42:04.840 --> 04:42:06.840
Oh, whoa.

04:42:06.840 --> 04:42:09.840
It's still here! The bag is still here!

04:42:09.840 --> 04:42:12.840
Oh, there's cucumbers here by the way.

04:42:12.840 --> 04:42:14.840
Oh damn.

04:42:14.840 --> 04:42:16.840
These are cucumber trees.

04:42:16.840 --> 04:42:19.840
They're not good.

04:42:19.840 --> 04:42:22.840
They're trees for the cucumbers.

04:42:22.840 --> 04:42:26.840
I guess I'll go with this.

04:42:26.840 --> 04:42:29.840
Yo, she's got us now.

04:42:29.840 --> 04:42:31.840
You know what, check this out.

04:42:31.840 --> 04:42:34.840
Sprout pop, baby.

04:42:34.840 --> 04:42:36.840
OK, let's see it.

04:42:36.840 --> 04:42:38.840
That's terrible news.

04:42:38.840 --> 04:42:39.840
Oh!

04:42:39.840 --> 04:42:42.840
OK.

04:42:42.840 --> 04:42:46.460
Push me push me on the edge and I almost died. That's cool

04:43:01.080 --> 04:43:03.080
Wait, I got you I got you

04:43:10.040 --> 04:43:12.040
We're all alive

04:43:12.840 --> 04:43:16.520
We're almost a fifth of the way down.

04:43:16.520 --> 04:43:20.120
Oh, I think the worm is here, the worm.

04:43:20.120 --> 04:43:22.000
OK, OK.

04:43:22.000 --> 04:43:24.600
Ray.

04:43:24.600 --> 04:43:25.600
I'm just jumping.

04:43:30.080 --> 04:43:31.280
You get back to the wall.

04:43:31.280 --> 04:43:32.600
Oh, I have a great idea.

04:43:38.040 --> 04:43:42.720
And then it might get us a little platform to work with.

04:43:42.720 --> 04:43:44.720
trying to

04:43:44.720 --> 04:43:47.720
okay okay

04:43:47.720 --> 04:43:49.720
do that you flaunt it

04:43:49.720 --> 04:43:51.720
oh my god

04:43:54.720 --> 04:43:55.720
okay

04:43:55.720 --> 04:43:57.720
now you gotta admit that was pretty smart

04:43:57.720 --> 04:43:59.720
I chills

04:43:59.720 --> 04:44:00.720
oh I'm still alive

04:44:00.720 --> 04:44:01.720
oh my god catch me

04:44:01.720 --> 04:44:02.720
it's okay I'm right here

04:44:02.720 --> 04:44:03.720
I'm right here

04:44:09.720 --> 04:44:11.720
I think I'm starting to get a handle on this

04:44:12.720 --> 04:44:18.120
Oh, what's an arch being? Oh, it makes it makes

04:44:36.680 --> 04:44:39.300
The style of the fight falling star beast here

04:44:42.720 --> 04:44:51.440
I broke the flower.

04:44:51.440 --> 04:44:53.720
You guys sure look like you're having a lot of fun over there.

04:44:53.720 --> 04:44:56.720
Oh my God, I don't want to die.

04:44:56.720 --> 04:44:57.720
I don't want to die.

04:44:57.720 --> 04:44:58.720
On the other side of this crater.

04:44:58.720 --> 04:44:59.720
Oh.

04:44:59.720 --> 04:45:00.720
Um.

04:45:00.720 --> 04:45:01.720
You better not get fired.

04:45:01.720 --> 04:45:02.720
You got me in the crater.

04:45:02.720 --> 04:45:03.720
There you go.

04:45:03.720 --> 04:45:04.720
Did you throw a bomb at me?

04:45:04.720 --> 04:45:05.720
Ah!

04:45:05.720 --> 04:45:29.640
I don't think we can dig through the the darker stone right

04:45:35.720 --> 04:45:45.720
that could have gone worse

04:45:45.720 --> 04:45:51.720
oh no no no no no no no

04:45:51.720 --> 04:45:55.720
yeah yeah i died guys

04:45:55.720 --> 04:45:59.720
oh yes

04:45:59.720 --> 04:46:03.720
i had no choice but to dig straight down

04:46:03.720 --> 04:46:05.720
Oh

04:46:10.440 --> 04:46:14.060
We can we can claw on our way out of this can you catch me you gotta take me catch me

04:46:25.480 --> 04:46:27.480
Can I say something without you getting mad

04:46:27.480 --> 04:46:35.800
Yeah, I'm 77 meters down from where you are is that bad? It's it's a lot. I

04:46:37.160 --> 04:46:39.160
Hear squeaks is screaming

04:46:48.120 --> 04:46:55.560
Squeaks I'm relaying your position to thank you to our last living member. Oh my god, I need help

04:46:57.480 --> 04:47:01.640
No, no, no, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive.

04:47:01.640 --> 04:47:03.200
It's a cliff.

04:47:03.200 --> 04:47:05.760
You're the last person alive.

04:47:05.760 --> 04:47:06.840
Oh.

04:47:06.840 --> 04:47:07.680
What?

04:47:07.680 --> 04:47:08.520
So, okay.

04:47:09.800 --> 04:47:10.800
I think you can make it.

04:47:10.800 --> 04:47:12.120
Yeah.

04:47:12.120 --> 04:47:15.520
I don't know, there's someone else moving over there.

04:47:15.520 --> 04:47:17.280
Wait, there is.

04:47:17.280 --> 04:47:19.840
I died right next to Ryder.

04:47:19.840 --> 04:47:22.320
Geego came back to life.

04:47:22.320 --> 04:47:23.320
Oh, what?

04:47:23.320 --> 04:47:25.240
Or maybe she didn't die.

04:47:25.240 --> 04:47:27.080
Wait, where are your bodies?

04:47:27.080 --> 04:47:29.080
I'm like three hundred and eighty meters down

04:47:29.080 --> 04:47:31.080
I'm not right next to Ryan

04:47:31.080 --> 04:47:33.080
oh okay so just keep going down

04:47:33.080 --> 04:47:37.080
yeah it's a two per one deal

04:47:37.080 --> 04:47:38.080
okay

04:47:38.080 --> 04:47:40.080
hold on hold on hold on there's nothing there

04:47:40.080 --> 04:47:41.080
oh shit

04:47:41.080 --> 04:47:42.080
you can't think anymore

04:47:42.080 --> 04:47:45.080
we could be helping him we could be helping him

04:47:45.080 --> 04:47:47.080
I don't think we can think that way

04:47:47.080 --> 04:47:50.080
try to dig inwards if possible

04:47:50.080 --> 04:47:51.080
okay yeah

04:47:51.080 --> 04:47:53.080
get a claw get a claw and then use the claw

04:47:53.080 --> 04:47:55.080
to push me forward

04:47:55.080 --> 04:47:57.080
Oh, Claude.

04:47:57.080 --> 04:47:59.080
Okay.

04:47:59.080 --> 04:48:05.080
Oh, this is really far, Claude.

04:48:05.080 --> 04:48:07.080
There you go.

04:48:07.080 --> 04:48:09.080
Like, you couldn't have done it.

04:48:09.080 --> 04:48:11.080
And then the crate.

04:48:11.080 --> 04:48:13.080
A rare crate.

04:48:13.080 --> 04:48:15.080
Oh my god, and a beam.

04:48:15.080 --> 04:48:17.080
Wait, where's your body from here?

04:48:17.080 --> 04:48:19.080
It's still lower?

04:48:19.080 --> 04:48:21.080
Yeah, like 50 meters down.

04:48:21.080 --> 04:48:23.080
Oh my god, let's go.

04:48:23.080 --> 04:48:24.080
Let's go.

04:48:24.080 --> 04:48:25.080
Wow, look.

04:48:25.080 --> 04:48:28.080
What is this?

04:48:28.080 --> 04:48:29.080
What is that?

04:48:29.080 --> 04:48:31.080
A humble worker, Diego.

04:48:31.080 --> 04:48:34.080
I threw something called a dingus.

04:48:34.080 --> 04:48:39.080
And now they're saying I'm just playing with my dingus when I'm in this room.

04:48:39.080 --> 04:48:41.080
Maybe dingus is that purple stuff?

04:48:41.080 --> 04:48:43.080
Yeah, I threw it and it became something.

04:48:43.080 --> 04:48:45.080
I don't know how to look.

04:48:45.080 --> 04:48:49.080
So it could be fun and bouncy or it could be poisonous and kill me.

04:48:49.080 --> 04:48:51.080
Yeah, purple's kind of ambiguous.

04:48:51.080 --> 04:48:55.080
I don't really, I don't know where to run away from a gamble, you know.

04:48:56.080 --> 04:48:57.080
Oh!

04:48:57.080 --> 04:48:58.080
Seems cushiony.

04:48:59.080 --> 04:49:00.080
Mushroom leather.

04:49:00.080 --> 04:49:02.080
Okay, this is good.

04:49:04.080 --> 04:49:06.080
Oh my god, you're so clutching up.

04:49:06.080 --> 04:49:08.080
That was such a clutch.

04:49:08.080 --> 04:49:09.080
Holy shit.

04:49:10.080 --> 04:49:11.080
There's a hole underneath you.

04:49:11.080 --> 04:49:14.080
Yeah, it goes like a hundred meters straight down.

04:49:15.080 --> 04:49:16.080
Oh my god.

04:49:17.080 --> 04:49:18.080
Oh my god.

04:49:19.080 --> 04:49:20.080
Okay, tech.

04:49:20.080 --> 04:49:23.280
Holy cow you tick

04:49:27.760 --> 04:49:29.760
He isn't really good at this

04:49:33.280 --> 04:49:37.120
I mean, I'm lower than anybody else so I think

04:49:37.120 --> 04:49:39.120
Oh, that could get us nothing.

04:49:47.120 --> 04:49:49.120
Wait! Wait!

04:49:53.120 --> 04:49:55.120
He got made it!

04:49:55.120 --> 04:49:58.120
Help me!

04:49:58.120 --> 04:50:05.120
Why did you do this?

04:50:05.120 --> 04:50:09.120
Not the bombs at the corpse, too.

04:50:09.120 --> 04:50:11.120
I'm just faithful servant.

04:50:11.120 --> 04:50:14.120
I said to you.

04:50:14.120 --> 04:50:17.120
I just got revived to die.

04:50:17.120 --> 04:50:20.120
That was so scary.

04:50:20.120 --> 04:50:22.120
We're back, baby.

04:50:22.120 --> 04:50:24.120
Oh

04:50:36.400 --> 04:50:41.020
Yeah, okay a little bit closer, maybe push it right now. Oh my god

04:50:46.440 --> 04:50:48.440
Okay

04:50:52.120 --> 04:51:02.120
I don't know. I don't want to die. Stop digging it. He's coming. He's coming.

04:51:02.120 --> 04:51:13.120
I don't know. I don't want to die. Stop digging it. He's coming. He's coming.

04:51:13.120 --> 04:51:15.120
Stop digging it he's coming!

04:51:17.120 --> 04:51:19.120
He's coming!

04:51:25.120 --> 04:51:27.120
My lord, my my my lord!

04:51:29.120 --> 04:51:31.120
Alright I died.

04:51:31.120 --> 04:51:33.120
Oh no, okay where are you?

04:51:33.120 --> 04:51:37.120
I'm not, I'm not, I'm just so far away I have no clue like...

04:51:37.120 --> 04:51:39.120
Is it far down?

04:51:39.120 --> 04:51:42.120
No, I think I was above you guys.

04:51:43.120 --> 04:51:47.080
Oh, we gotta find the relic then. Oh, yeah, the rest of the relic

04:51:49.340 --> 04:51:51.340
Yeah, I'll keep my eyes out

04:51:51.340 --> 04:51:53.340
What if I just take the one shot?

04:51:53.340 --> 04:51:54.340
Yeah.

04:51:55.340 --> 04:51:57.340
Well, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.

04:51:57.340 --> 04:51:58.340
Why not? I'm not swapping.

04:51:59.340 --> 04:52:01.340
There's nothing, there's nothing there.

04:52:03.340 --> 04:52:04.340
Okay.

04:52:09.340 --> 04:52:10.340
They're actually made.

04:52:10.340 --> 04:52:17.340
Dude, we've almost made it to like the first line on the depth meter on one side.

04:52:18.340 --> 04:52:19.340
That's bad.

04:52:21.340 --> 04:52:25.340
I died to the bomb, not even to the fault?

04:52:25.340 --> 04:52:27.340
He's dead again?

04:52:27.340 --> 04:52:31.340
That wasn't even my fault, to be honest.

04:52:32.340 --> 04:52:36.340
Well, have no fear.

04:52:36.340 --> 04:52:40.340
I think that was progress because we didn't fall for once.

04:52:42.340 --> 04:52:43.340
That's right.

04:52:43.340 --> 04:52:46.340
Oh no, I shouldn't have said anything.

04:52:46.340 --> 04:52:48.340
Literally once, literally once.

04:52:48.340 --> 04:52:49.340
That's right.

04:52:51.340 --> 04:52:54.340
Oh, there he got it.

04:52:54.340 --> 04:52:57.340
Oh, wait.

04:52:57.340 --> 04:52:59.340
Yo, you found me.

04:52:59.340 --> 04:53:01.340
You found me.

04:53:01.340 --> 04:53:03.340
Now it's your turn to hide.

04:53:03.340 --> 04:53:05.340
I don't think so.

04:53:05.340 --> 04:53:07.340
I don't think so.

04:53:07.340 --> 04:53:09.340
Okay.

04:53:09.340 --> 04:53:11.340
I see the cat.

04:53:11.340 --> 04:53:13.340
I see the cat.

04:53:13.340 --> 04:53:15.340
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't come down.

04:53:15.340 --> 04:53:17.340
Don't come down, don't come down.

04:53:17.340 --> 04:53:19.340
If I get revived, don't I spawn?

04:53:19.340 --> 04:53:36.940
I see the railing, oh there's your pinging power, pinging, how'd I pings, the middle

04:53:36.940 --> 04:53:42.620
Stop saying that is a chest that's obviously a bomb

04:53:50.260 --> 04:53:54.300
That is a chest that is clearly a bomb

04:54:06.940 --> 04:54:11.940
Oh good, it's ice.

04:54:16.940 --> 04:54:17.940
Good night, Al.

04:54:24.940 --> 04:54:26.940
Okay, and then we get him.

04:54:26.940 --> 04:54:27.940
Oh!

04:54:27.940 --> 04:54:28.940
Yeah!

04:54:28.940 --> 04:54:29.940
No!

04:54:30.940 --> 04:54:31.940
You killed me!

04:54:31.940 --> 04:54:32.940
Hello!

04:54:33.940 --> 04:54:35.940
Thanks for bringing me back.

04:54:35.940 --> 04:54:37.940
No, I can't see this slippery nose.

04:54:37.940 --> 04:54:39.940
No, what the heck?

04:54:39.940 --> 04:54:41.940
You stole my face.

04:54:41.940 --> 04:54:43.940
You stole it.

04:54:43.940 --> 04:54:45.940
Oh no.

04:54:45.940 --> 04:54:47.940
Everywhere I go, that's the slippery eyes.

04:54:47.940 --> 04:54:49.940
This is terrible.

04:54:49.940 --> 04:54:51.940
Maybe you should die.

04:54:51.940 --> 04:54:53.940
Can we kill him?

04:54:53.940 --> 04:54:55.940
No, no, no, no.

04:54:55.940 --> 04:54:57.940
There'll be another.

04:54:57.940 --> 04:54:59.940
This is terrible.

04:54:59.940 --> 04:55:01.940
Not fun to watch.

04:55:01.940 --> 04:55:03.940
Oh my God, it's so gross.

04:55:03.940 --> 04:55:05.940
Is that frozen even inside?

04:55:13.060 --> 04:55:15.060
But you can kind of surf on it though.

04:55:20.260 --> 04:55:26.100
I ain't frozen anymore, okay. Okay, check it. Oh, would you see this bridge? Okay. What?

04:55:33.940 --> 04:55:35.940
This is huge.

04:55:35.940 --> 04:55:37.940
My hands are bones.

04:55:39.940 --> 04:55:41.940
I'm fully clogged.

04:55:41.940 --> 04:55:43.940
Wait, I can see through walls.

04:55:43.940 --> 04:55:45.940
I cooked the walls.

04:55:45.940 --> 04:55:46.940
Hold on.

04:55:46.940 --> 04:55:48.940
I didn't even know Ryan died.

04:55:48.940 --> 04:55:52.940
Oh, there's two chests and food on your bottom left.

04:55:52.940 --> 04:55:54.940
Oh my god.

04:55:54.940 --> 04:55:56.940
Yeah, yeah.

04:55:56.940 --> 04:55:58.940
Because it really is.

04:55:58.940 --> 04:56:00.940
Like right below me looks to just be like...

04:56:00.940 --> 04:56:02.940
Gingy-ging-ditch, there's food.

04:56:03.940 --> 04:56:05.940
Yeah, keep going that way.

04:56:07.940 --> 04:56:08.940
Yep, keep going.

04:56:08.940 --> 04:56:09.940
Down here.

04:56:09.940 --> 04:56:10.940
Oh! To your left!

04:56:10.940 --> 04:56:11.940
To your middle!

04:56:11.940 --> 04:56:13.940
Yeah, right there.

04:56:13.940 --> 04:56:16.940
Endless riches if you jump in the void.

04:56:18.940 --> 04:56:20.940
Trust me.

04:56:25.940 --> 04:56:27.940
Alright, keep going that way.

04:56:27.940 --> 04:56:28.940
Other way, other way.

04:56:28.940 --> 04:56:29.940
Turn around.

04:56:29.940 --> 04:56:31.940
To your right and look down.

04:56:31.940 --> 04:56:41.940
And then go straight and then right above you is a chef.

04:56:41.940 --> 04:56:42.940
He was right.

04:56:42.940 --> 04:56:43.940
Each bomb.

04:56:43.940 --> 04:56:44.940
I believe in this.

04:56:44.940 --> 04:56:45.940
I believe in this.

04:56:45.940 --> 04:56:46.940
Holy.

04:56:46.940 --> 04:56:47.940
That was huge.

04:56:47.940 --> 04:56:48.940
Thank you, Squeaks.

04:56:48.940 --> 04:56:57.940
Oh my God, we're only 60 meters from the dog.

04:56:57.940 --> 04:57:00.280
Oh my god, we're only 60 meters from the dog!

04:57:00.280 --> 04:57:02.280
No!

04:57:02.280 --> 04:57:04.280
Please, no!

04:57:04.280 --> 04:57:08.280
Oh, Chess on your left!

04:57:08.280 --> 04:57:10.280
Me? Me?

04:57:10.280 --> 04:57:13.780
Yep, yep, yep, go left, it's like right down, where you're standing.

04:57:13.780 --> 04:57:16.780
I hear the dog! My body thinks the dog!

04:57:16.780 --> 04:57:18.780
Oh no!

04:57:23.780 --> 04:57:25.780
On the floor.

04:57:27.940 --> 04:57:31.940
I'm a floor?

04:57:31.940 --> 04:57:35.940
Yes, I hear dog.

04:57:35.940 --> 04:57:39.940
Well, that's dingus.

04:57:39.940 --> 04:57:43.940
What? Dingus?

04:57:43.940 --> 04:57:47.940
Dingus is like a frisbee that makes platforms, I guess.

04:57:47.940 --> 04:57:51.940
Onto the battle.

04:57:51.940 --> 04:57:55.940
Oh, this is too far. Check this out.

04:57:55.940 --> 04:58:05.820
too far check this out oh shady is another one oh little damage wait are you all dead

04:58:05.820 --> 04:58:12.580
am I am I the prince that was promised I think you guys alive though no surprise there

04:58:12.580 --> 04:58:18.580
I'm just taking straight through the wall.

04:58:18.580 --> 04:58:24.580
I think you're gonna jump onto the metal.

04:58:24.580 --> 04:58:27.580
Metal behind you.

04:58:27.580 --> 04:58:29.580
Yeah, yeah.

04:58:29.580 --> 04:58:33.580
As a ghost, I think so.

04:58:33.580 --> 04:58:35.580
On your left.

04:58:35.580 --> 04:58:37.580
On your left, there's a metal bar.

04:58:37.580 --> 04:58:39.580
Jump onto that.

04:58:39.580 --> 04:58:45.340
and then jump onto the ground that's

04:58:45.340 --> 04:58:48.780
you should kind of like go up to us too

04:58:48.780 --> 04:58:53.980
hey you can't see you can't see you don't know where to go

04:58:53.980 --> 04:58:57.980
you have no idea jump up the mushroom jump up the mushroom

04:58:57.980 --> 04:59:01.100
i think i need a claw

04:59:03.340 --> 04:59:08.220
push me luck well i believe oh yes man

04:59:08.220 --> 04:59:10.220
Oh, it's the idol! It's the idol!

04:59:10.220 --> 04:59:11.220
Oh, please!

04:59:13.220 --> 04:59:14.220
No way!

04:59:14.220 --> 04:59:15.220
Oh, shit, sorry!

04:59:20.220 --> 04:59:22.220
There's only 15 meters away.

04:59:24.220 --> 04:59:27.220
Oh, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!

04:59:30.220 --> 04:59:31.220
I am.

04:59:34.220 --> 04:59:36.220
That is on your ass, girl!

04:59:38.220 --> 04:59:53.000
the dog did you find the dog I found the dog oh my god further what's this I

04:59:53.000 --> 05:00:04.320
think it's like you go to the next level revive all players oh wait where's

05:00:04.320 --> 05:00:09.800
giga still alive oh oh get rewords

05:00:09.800 --> 05:00:15.740
yo oh my god endless loot on I need

05:00:15.740 --> 05:00:18.160
food

05:00:20.000 --> 05:00:22.980
okay wait huge it's like a checkpoint

05:00:22.980 --> 05:00:27.200
would you just tell you to die but could

05:00:27.200 --> 05:00:30.520
we respawn well that's true I think

05:00:30.520 --> 05:00:32.560
we're done responding it's a one use

05:00:33.520 --> 05:00:36.520
Wait, I hear yeah, we're here. Oh

05:00:48.880 --> 05:00:51.680
And then you poofed away my purpose was

05:00:55.400 --> 05:00:57.400
I don't think

05:01:02.560 --> 05:01:11.440
I think the first segment is not like this. The next segment is much longer. You see on the top

05:01:11.440 --> 05:01:16.800
This this was a whole classic. Oh, well, I just go the whole

05:01:22.240 --> 05:01:27.060
Oh, I guess we just we just go down further. I think the first segment is

05:01:27.640 --> 05:01:32.840
Not like this the next segment is much longer. You see on the top, right?

05:01:35.080 --> 05:01:37.720
I think the next like the yeah, I

05:01:38.520 --> 05:01:40.520
Can give it a shot

05:01:41.440 --> 05:02:09.920
Oh my god. Oh, it's super. There's a hole in here. Careful. Okay. Okay. Okay. I can't.

05:02:09.920 --> 05:02:11.920
I can't move oh

05:02:13.920 --> 05:02:15.920
Oh

05:02:16.520 --> 05:02:20.240
I see oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh

05:02:22.040 --> 05:02:24.040
This is actually fucked up

05:02:32.940 --> 05:02:34.940
Still alive

05:02:40.280 --> 05:02:42.280
I'm okay

05:02:52.560 --> 05:02:55.720
Guys there's no claw over here, I've noticed that

05:03:09.920 --> 05:03:11.920
I LIVED!

05:03:13.920 --> 05:03:15.920
Yes, absolutely.

05:03:15.920 --> 05:03:17.920
Wait, wait, wait, just wait one second, wait one second!

05:03:21.920 --> 05:03:23.920
Okay, okay, I'm ready.

05:03:25.920 --> 05:03:27.920
Oh my god, that's horrifying.

05:03:27.920 --> 05:03:29.920
The screen turns black.

05:03:29.920 --> 05:03:31.920
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so scary.

05:03:33.920 --> 05:03:35.920
Oh, there's a chest.

05:03:35.920 --> 05:03:47.720
I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm alive. I'm dead. I'm at the bottom of a cave. I fell

05:03:47.720 --> 05:04:02.200
in a nutty putty cave. And I dropped my beach ball. That was literally perfect. It couldn't

05:04:02.200 --> 05:04:14.040
better than that. I'm on my way. Take your time. That dude's even given a thumbs up.

05:04:18.840 --> 05:04:21.640
He does look like Sidney Crosby after he got high stiffed last night.

05:04:24.360 --> 05:04:29.800
Here I am. Thank you. All right, wait, we're actually trucking through this part.

05:04:29.800 --> 05:04:42.120
Oh no! I hit him with my flair! I hit him with my flair! He fucking lived, man!

05:04:46.920 --> 05:04:53.080
That's great. That's crazy. But that means it must be safe.

05:04:53.080 --> 05:04:59.560
in so many ways.

05:04:59.560 --> 05:05:03.920
You guys see?

05:05:03.920 --> 05:05:05.320
Okay, okay.

05:05:05.320 --> 05:05:06.320
I can do this.

05:05:06.320 --> 05:05:07.320
Okay?

05:05:07.320 --> 05:05:10.760
I'm ready.

05:05:10.760 --> 05:05:13.120
That was actually awesome.

05:05:13.120 --> 05:05:16.160
You see this, like, the color out of space thing here?

05:05:16.160 --> 05:05:18.400
Yeah, jump in it.

05:05:18.400 --> 05:05:21.760
I mean, I think it did.

05:05:21.760 --> 05:05:33.800
like flows down your pole. You sure about that? Yeah, yeah, 100% jump in it. Well, you

05:05:33.800 --> 05:05:36.920
can kind of climb with it.

05:05:37.920 --> 05:05:42.160
Did you just press the space bar fast enough you can't fall? There's a bomb.

05:05:42.160 --> 05:05:57.160
I'm okay there's a golden chest up here. Oh food in here it all went wrong. It all went

05:05:57.160 --> 05:06:03.400
wrong where there's a bat oh my god what a shot what a shot

05:06:04.480 --> 05:06:18.080
oh I don't know if I have any conceivable way to get down there's paint

05:06:18.080 --> 05:06:30.640
down here that cushioned your fault oh no man

05:06:35.640 --> 05:06:44.920
pop rock way

05:06:48.080 --> 05:06:50.080
I

05:06:51.480 --> 05:06:54.400
Don't told me to land on the dynamite it'll cushion my fall

05:07:12.800 --> 05:07:14.920
Oh my god, the bad has dynamite it's alright

05:07:18.080 --> 05:07:20.080
down here

05:07:37.960 --> 05:07:41.940
All the matters is that we beat them to the end

05:07:41.940 --> 05:07:55.460
I'm just hearing like non-stop explosions which I died oh no my body is a little lower

05:07:55.460 --> 05:08:06.780
I can't I can't move I'm stuck so what good news is we got like infinite time

05:08:06.780 --> 05:08:13.100
It's true because I'm not follow the rest of the team that you're stuck. I'm right next to a revive statue too

05:08:14.860 --> 05:08:17.260
Pretty sure they use the pickaxe. I'm just gonna fall

05:08:21.060 --> 05:08:30.380
Or I can just fall the old-fashioned way. Oh, what happened? I said, let me try something today. Oh, it went about as you'd expect

05:08:36.780 --> 05:08:39.420
Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

05:08:39.420 --> 05:08:41.420
Oh, my God. I almost fell down there.

05:08:41.420 --> 05:08:43.420
Oh, my God.

05:08:43.420 --> 05:08:44.920
We're doing well, we're doing good.

05:08:44.920 --> 05:08:46.920
We're getting mixed.

05:08:46.920 --> 05:08:48.420
Yeah, we're well fed.

05:08:48.420 --> 05:08:50.420
I have an entire ham in my pocket.

05:08:50.420 --> 05:08:52.420
What?

05:08:52.420 --> 05:08:54.420
I got a whole ham in.

05:08:54.420 --> 05:08:56.420
Oh, I was just like repeat.

05:08:56.420 --> 05:08:58.420
I think I'm dropping right in.

05:08:58.420 --> 05:09:00.420
I'm all surprised when I jumped in the lift.

05:09:00.420 --> 05:09:05.220
Our entire conversation was just like...

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Oh, my God.

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It was just us saying woe and then I'm dead. Oh wait I lived

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Okay, I'm feeling like this is really bad if we break this

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Something about it

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I believe maybe it oh god

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Wait is there any more

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I'm holding up.

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I'm holding up.

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I'm holding up?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Wait.

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I got you.

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Catch me anyway.

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Okay.

05:09:52.220 --> 05:09:54.220
Where's Ryan's sweets?

05:09:54.220 --> 05:09:56.220
I have no clue.

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I'm trying.

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Yeah, I'm still 100 meters down.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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Okay, you're further.

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further okay I'm that's that's good news sign no way

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no no he's not

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all you can have feet or meters okay

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okay okay

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It's a little precarious, a little slippery.

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It's crazy to think this is how I could have been playing the game.

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Like slowly enough.

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Like, oh, that drop will kill me. Let me do something about it.

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I'll say like, I can survive, man.

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And then...

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You missed 100% of the jumps you don't pay.

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I don't know if I could put my body in a worse spot either. I'm pretty sure like a living

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Human can't plant their feet there

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Okay

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there oh oh our bodies are down below wait wait I see the silhouette like really far

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down oh

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type of pose type of point pose you find your homeboy and then you sleep over

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without a blanket is one of the funniest things anyone's ever written in

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And it's also a real S-Fuck.

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When they run out of blankets at the sleepover, you do be sleeping like that.

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Oh, damn, what a pose!

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I'm literally right above you. I'm literally right above you. Okay, okay.

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I have to wait for the ops to move on.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay.

05:12:58.260 --> 05:13:03.260
I think the guy hates me. He always comes to me.

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Just break actually, huh?

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Oh my god, there's no way it's coming back.

05:13:37.260 --> 05:13:39.260
That's so sad!

05:13:39.260 --> 05:13:41.260
That's bad!

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Oh no!

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Yo, where would I?

05:13:45.260 --> 05:13:47.260
Oh no!

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I almost died, you dude.

05:13:49.260 --> 05:13:51.260
That was good though.

05:13:51.260 --> 05:13:53.260
That was such a good run.

05:13:53.260 --> 05:13:55.260
That was better.

05:13:55.260 --> 05:13:57.260
That was good!

05:13:57.260 --> 05:13:59.260
I'm not proud of us.

05:13:59.260 --> 05:14:01.260
I'm not proud of us.

05:14:01.260 --> 05:14:03.260
I'm not proud of us.

05:14:03.260 --> 05:14:05.260
I'm not proud of us.

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Oh my god, that's what's hitting me.

05:14:12.260 --> 05:14:23.260
I don't want to down her, but she's just doing that shit the whole time.

05:14:23.260 --> 05:14:25.260
Oh my god, that's so funny.

05:14:25.260 --> 05:14:27.260
Cause I ran and then I just fell over.

05:14:27.260 --> 05:14:29.260
She's just laughing, she just goes,

05:14:29.260 --> 05:14:44.740
I hit you with the flare by accident when you were standing on the edge of that icy

05:14:44.740 --> 05:14:46.740
Pressure

05:14:46.740 --> 05:14:50.740
You fell like you're 90 meters to your death

05:14:52.740 --> 05:14:55.740
Wondering why I fell, I thought I tripped or something

05:14:55.740 --> 05:14:57.740
Dude, get better aim

05:14:57.740 --> 05:14:59.740
No

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Get better aim dude

05:15:01.740 --> 05:15:03.740
It's Halo

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Oh my god

05:15:06.740 --> 05:15:08.740
Oh wait what?

05:15:08.740 --> 05:15:10.740
Oh

05:15:10.740 --> 05:15:12.740
No

05:15:12.740 --> 05:15:14.740
No way!

05:15:14.740 --> 05:15:16.740
No way!

05:15:16.740 --> 05:15:18.740
No!

05:15:18.740 --> 05:15:20.740
You got got moves!

05:15:20.740 --> 05:15:22.740
I cannot hit her!

05:15:22.740 --> 05:15:24.740
Melee

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Melee doesn't work

05:15:26.740 --> 05:15:28.740
That's right

05:15:28.740 --> 05:15:30.740
It's impossible

05:15:30.740 --> 05:15:32.740
Why is it 3v1?

05:15:32.740 --> 05:15:34.740
Why is it 3v1?

05:15:34.740 --> 05:15:36.740
Melee doesn't work, right?

05:15:36.740 --> 05:15:38.740
No, it does not work

05:15:38.740 --> 05:15:40.740
Oh!

05:15:40.740 --> 05:15:42.740
speedrun strats

05:15:42.740 --> 05:15:44.740
way way way good idea

05:15:44.740 --> 05:15:48.740
i can blow stick you out of the boundary

05:15:48.740 --> 05:15:50.740
oh

05:15:52.740 --> 05:15:56.740
no it didn't work it didn't work it didn't fall off

05:15:56.740 --> 05:16:00.740
okay now i'm getting bullied

05:16:00.740 --> 05:16:02.740
another speedrunner strats

05:16:02.740 --> 05:16:04.740
ahhhh

05:16:04.740 --> 05:16:14.180
if I'm falling and I and I get hit by a glow stick in midair does it reset my fall damage

05:16:14.180 --> 05:16:15.180
oh

05:16:15.180 --> 05:16:16.180
oh

05:16:16.180 --> 05:16:17.180
oh

05:16:17.180 --> 05:16:18.180
oh

05:16:18.180 --> 05:16:19.180
oh

05:16:19.180 --> 05:16:20.180
oh

05:16:20.180 --> 05:16:21.180
oh

05:16:21.180 --> 05:16:22.180
oh

05:16:22.180 --> 05:16:23.180
oh

05:16:23.180 --> 05:16:24.180
oh

05:16:24.180 --> 05:16:25.180
oh

05:16:25.180 --> 05:16:26.180
oh

05:16:26.180 --> 05:16:27.180
oh

05:16:27.180 --> 05:16:28.180
oh

05:16:28.180 --> 05:16:29.180
oh

05:16:29.180 --> 05:16:30.180
oh

05:16:30.180 --> 05:16:31.180
oh

05:16:31.180 --> 05:16:32.180
oh

05:16:32.180 --> 05:16:33.180
oh

05:16:33.180 --> 05:16:35.180
Oh, there's a ball!

05:16:37.180 --> 05:16:39.180
There's a ball!

05:16:42.180 --> 05:16:43.180
Oh!

05:16:43.180 --> 05:16:44.180
It's like a weapon.

05:16:44.180 --> 05:16:46.180
It's like a boost to your ragdoll.

05:16:46.180 --> 05:16:48.180
Get on an edge or something.

05:16:48.180 --> 05:16:49.180
Oh, what?

05:16:50.180 --> 05:16:53.180
That's really satisfying.

05:16:55.180 --> 05:16:56.180
Where'd it go?

05:16:59.180 --> 05:17:00.180
Oh!

05:17:00.180 --> 05:17:04.180
It's like throwing knives in modern world fairs.

05:17:04.180 --> 05:17:06.180
Oh, oh my god.

05:17:06.180 --> 05:17:08.180
Oh, oh, my ball.

05:17:08.180 --> 05:17:12.180
Oh, how come you're faster than me?

05:17:12.180 --> 05:17:13.180
What?

05:17:13.180 --> 05:17:15.180
You pulled my hand.

05:17:15.180 --> 05:17:17.180
You got your ball, Greg.

05:17:17.180 --> 05:17:20.180
Two for one.

05:17:20.180 --> 05:17:24.180
I yanked it out of your hand.

05:17:24.180 --> 05:17:26.180
I took it out of your hand.

05:17:26.180 --> 05:17:28.180
Oh my god, wait, you can.

05:17:28.180 --> 05:17:29.180
That's insane.

05:17:29.180 --> 05:17:38.620
oh there's two my ball my ball oh so close

05:17:38.620 --> 05:17:46.820
oh wait this can be the whole game why

05:17:46.820 --> 05:17:51.420
did I do even the big oh wait I could

05:17:51.420 --> 05:17:53.260
have been a different color of all time

05:17:53.260 --> 05:17:56.220
oh my god but there's outfits you can

05:17:56.220 --> 05:18:08.820
customize your character oh no let me up hey I think I cannot throw the ball

05:18:08.820 --> 05:18:32.900
more it's fuck oh oh oh what are you gonna do what oh my god a little bit of a

05:18:32.900 --> 05:18:44.240
makeover when you were coming around there was a wind up to that throw

05:18:44.240 --> 05:18:47.240
Oh, that was a real one.

05:18:47.240 --> 05:18:50.240
Oh, this is something, man.

05:18:53.240 --> 05:18:55.240
Wait, where'd it go?

05:18:55.240 --> 05:18:56.240
Wait!

05:18:56.240 --> 05:18:59.240
They got the Burton Ernie nose.

05:18:59.240 --> 05:19:01.240
Where did they go?

05:19:01.240 --> 05:19:03.240
Where did the balls go?

05:19:03.240 --> 05:19:05.240
I wonder, I wonder.

05:19:05.240 --> 05:19:07.240
Oh, is there anything under there?

05:19:07.240 --> 05:19:09.240
Oh!

05:19:11.240 --> 05:19:13.240
Oh, fuck!

05:19:13.240 --> 05:19:15.880
I'm gonna I'm gonna make myself look like a

05:19:21.400 --> 05:19:24.660
Oh, oh, no, oh good trade

05:19:26.020 --> 05:19:28.680
Got mine. Well, I got the quarries head

05:19:28.680 --> 05:19:56.800
It's a very satisfying pit where it hits him in the head.

05:19:56.800 --> 05:19:58.800
Oh

05:20:26.800 --> 05:20:30.800
One fucking break away.

05:20:30.800 --> 05:20:34.800
Come on.

05:20:34.800 --> 05:20:38.800
Come on.

05:20:38.800 --> 05:20:42.800
Oh my god, your character.

05:20:42.800 --> 05:20:46.800
You really can customize a character. You have like a cool hat.

05:20:46.800 --> 05:20:50.800
Yeah, yeah, I got cool hats. We're going to an anime convention this weekend.

05:20:50.800 --> 05:20:54.800
I'm gonna wash her with my wife.

05:20:54.800 --> 05:20:57.600
Wait hold on I need to work on my head

05:21:02.880 --> 05:21:04.880
Oh oh shit

05:21:15.600 --> 05:21:17.600
That's dying

05:21:17.600 --> 05:21:19.600
Oh, oh, oh.

05:21:19.600 --> 05:21:23.600
Oh, shit.

05:21:23.600 --> 05:21:25.600
Oh, oh, what?

05:21:25.600 --> 05:21:27.600
Point blank.

05:21:27.600 --> 05:21:29.600
Stunlocked.

05:21:32.600 --> 05:21:34.600
Oh, this is crazy.

05:21:34.600 --> 05:21:36.600
You know you can double jump.

05:21:36.600 --> 05:21:37.600
What?

05:21:37.600 --> 05:21:38.600
What?

05:21:38.600 --> 05:21:40.600
Yeah, you can double jump this whole time.

05:21:40.600 --> 05:21:41.600
You can double jump.

05:21:41.600 --> 05:21:42.600
What?

05:21:42.600 --> 05:21:43.600
Wait, I wasn't able to double jump.

05:21:43.600 --> 05:21:45.600
Wait, you're still here?

05:21:45.600 --> 05:21:47.600
Don't know

05:22:15.600 --> 05:22:20.600
Oh, you. I can't believe that.

05:22:20.600 --> 05:22:21.600
You took it.

05:22:21.600 --> 05:22:22.600
What if I close it?

05:22:22.600 --> 05:22:23.600
Oh.

05:22:23.600 --> 05:22:24.600
What?

05:22:24.600 --> 05:22:25.600
You were drowning.

05:22:25.600 --> 05:22:26.600
No.

05:22:26.600 --> 05:22:27.600
No, what?

05:22:27.600 --> 05:22:28.600
Nope.

05:22:28.600 --> 05:22:29.600
The devs that are watching, they're like, what the fuck?

05:22:29.600 --> 05:22:30.600
Oh, damn it.

05:22:30.600 --> 05:22:31.600
What the fuck?

05:22:31.600 --> 05:22:43.600
Yeah, I don't want to be that guy, but the devs, I'm just going to say it, you should make

05:22:43.600 --> 05:22:45.600
I

05:22:51.240 --> 05:22:52.960
Yes

05:22:52.960 --> 05:22:55.240
All right guys, I got to get out of here

05:22:56.520 --> 05:22:59.140
I got some sandwiches to eat that was a lot of fun though

05:23:00.320 --> 05:23:01.840
Yeah, I like this. I

05:23:01.840 --> 05:23:05.260
There there are a lot of club games coming out like weekly

05:23:05.560 --> 05:23:10.160
So I will hit you guys up if you if that's okay. Yeah, I'm super down

05:23:10.160 --> 05:23:14.060
I think I think the next one is three versus one

05:23:14.720 --> 05:23:18.560
Homo long game one person has to defend and then three people have to

05:23:21.240 --> 05:23:26.040
And and then and then game after that one person has to be people have to rub them

05:23:26.040 --> 05:23:28.040
You sound awesome.

05:23:28.040 --> 05:23:33.040
Is this in VR?

05:23:33.040 --> 05:23:42.040
And that's my time.

05:23:42.040 --> 05:23:44.040
I had to get out of there.

05:23:44.040 --> 05:23:46.040
I had to find a way to leave.

05:23:46.040 --> 05:23:50.040
I'm going to send you over to my live stream.

05:23:50.040 --> 05:23:54.040
I'm going to go eat another sandwich and a half.

05:23:54.040 --> 05:23:57.280
I'm gonna have a lot of fun and I'll be back tomorrow. Holy shit. Tomorrow's Friday

05:24:00.880 --> 05:24:02.880
Later y'all