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We're the only real motherfucker who showed grace and instead of assuming that there was malice"}, {"start": 133.2, "end": 141.84, "text": " involved, our first thought was that there must be some sort of good faith reason that this is"}, {"start": 141.84, "end": 149.44, "text": " happening. And then we isolated them for their own good so that the Twitch"}, {"start": 149.44, "end": 156.24, "text": " algorithm didn't just like you know IP ban them or something like that."}, {"start": 158.24, "end": 163.64000000000001, "text": " Did we get an answer? Cat on the keyboard man. Cat on the keyboard. They were on a"}, {"start": 163.64000000000001, "end": 167.64000000000001, "text": " work call and the cat got on the keyboard."}, {"start": 171.84, "end": 176.84, "text": " I don't think that makes you a real one. I think that makes you a real one, man."}, {"start": 176.84, "end": 182.84, "text": " Now, I don't think that the other streamers would have banned ex-Saint Jude because they have hate in their heart."}, {"start": 182.84, "end": 187.84, "text": " I think they would have just assumed that everybody but them in the world is evil,"}, {"start": 187.84, "end": 190.84, "text": " and they're the only person with any sort of interiority."}, {"start": 190.84, "end": 196.84, "text": " They would see everybody else as an NPC, either like a quest giver,"}, {"start": 196.84, "end": 199.68, "text": " maybe like a Charsea-type companion from Skyrim,"}, {"start": 199.68, "end": 201.20000000000002, "text": " or at worst, an op."}, {"start": 202.12, "end": 203.6, "text": " But I know that there are,"}, {"start": 203.6, "end": 205.44, "text": " I'm not the only person with interiority."}, {"start": 205.44, "end": 208.74, "text": " There's a few people with interiority out there."}, {"start": 208.74, "end": 212.12, "text": " At least 10% of the population"}, {"start": 212.12, "end": 213.74, "text": " has some degree of interiority."}, {"start": 215.08, "end": 216.52, "text": " I don't know if that's controversial to say,"}, {"start": 216.52, "end": 217.36, "text": " but I believe it."}, {"start": 221.36, "end": 223.04, "text": " What's going on with the Ottawa Senators?"}, {"start": 223.04, "end": 224.8, "text": " Bro, the Keynes are just good, man."}, {"start": 224.8, "end": 233.20000000000002, "text": " I mean, they've had a hard time getting over the hump in the conference finals, but I mean, they're a wagon, man."}, {"start": 233.20000000000002, "end": 239.8, "text": " Well-coached team playing above their talent level. A hole that's better than the sum of its parts."}, {"start": 239.8, "end": 258.36, "text": " Do you guys see the conversation, the Thomas Vinterberg movie from 1998?"}, {"start": 258.36, "end": 262.28000000000003, "text": " I've become what I hate on Letterbox, but my review kind of hit this morning."}, {"start": 262.28000000000003, "end": 266.8, "text": " This is the grizzly man-tape for people who can't stomach stots-tots."}, {"start": 266.8, "end": 281.16, "text": " at Stotz Totz. I did say Stotz Totz. I called the conversation. I meant the celebration."}, {"start": 281.16, "end": 293.08000000000004, "text": " We can have a conversation about the celebration. Here we go again, man. NL, please. You have"}, {"start": 293.08, "end": 297.9, "text": " to play a little bit of chess. Elos have shifted. 600 is now the new 800. 400 is what"}, {"start": 297.9, "end": 304.38, "text": " 600 used to be. Buddy, I don't know what to tell you. I spawned into the chess and math"}, {"start": 304.38, "end": 309.46, "text": " Canada ratings at 1200 when I was 11 years old. Okay, so I don't know. I'm not saying"}, {"start": 309.46, "end": 315.7, "text": " there hasn't been rating deflation because there definitely has been. 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It's indicative of like how tricky the"}, {"start": 361.98, "end": 368.94, "text": " opening you watch the YouTube video on is. You don't you don't know the base"}, {"start": 368.94, "end": 375.46000000000004, "text": " principles and as a result you can't cook in the mid-game. You only you're"}, {"start": 375.46000000000004, "end": 380.3, "text": " like oh here's my trap. Oh they've dodged my trap. Well now oh I blundered"}, {"start": 380.3, "end": 393.26, "text": " my queen. Dan is rated 150, but it's more fun to watch than 1500. Well, that depends on what"}, {"start": 393.26, "end": 401.26, "text": " your rating is. To be honest, I would rather see someone who's 1500 play. Because when I"}, {"start": 401.26, "end": 406.66, "text": " watch Dan play, I get tilted because he doesn't play chess. He literally just premoves like"}, {"start": 406.66, "end": 414.14000000000004, "text": " Like four moves in advance and then hopes that the opponent runs out of time."}, {"start": 414.14000000000004, "end": 418.86, "text": " I mean it's a way to play, don't get me wrong, but it's, I wouldn't necessarily describe"}, {"start": 418.86, "end": 423.86, "text": " it as chess."}, {"start": 423.86, "end": 432.66, "text": " If you ever watch a video of a tragedy and think maybe this time it won't happen, damn."}, {"start": 432.66, "end": 436.62, "text": " Damn, that's interesting."}, {"start": 436.62, "end": 438.58, "text": " bottom-ranked chess has way more spiky."}, {"start": 438.58, "end": 441.04, "text": " See, I know you're not a real chess viewer."}, {"start": 441.04, "end": 443.66, "text": " Mid-ranked chess is boring, bottom-ranked chess"}, {"start": 443.66, "end": 445.06, "text": " and top-ranked chess is lit."}, {"start": 445.06, "end": 448.44, "text": " No, bro, top-ranked chess is fucking boring."}, {"start": 450.64, "end": 453.7, "text": " They're like two and a half hour long time controls"}, {"start": 453.7, "end": 458.7, "text": " per side, somebody gets a minor positional advantage,"}, {"start": 459.42, "end": 461.9, "text": " squeezes the opposition as much as they can"}, {"start": 461.9, "end": 463.54, "text": " and then produces a draw from it."}, {"start": 463.54, "end": 467.08000000000004, "text": " Like that's essentially what high-level chess is."}, {"start": 467.08000000000004, "end": 471.90000000000003, "text": " They're incredible athletes and brains, don't get me wrong."}, {"start": 471.90000000000003, "end": 474.86, "text": " Low-ranked chess is like it really doesn't even matter."}, {"start": 477.5, "end": 479.74, "text": " Like I don't really give a fuck about watching"}, {"start": 479.74, "end": 482.54, "text": " like two, 200s play chess and just trade blunders."}, {"start": 482.54, "end": 484.14000000000004, "text": " Like where's the fun 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"text": " Still, I don't even know, this is like years ago."}, {"start": 534.9399999999999, "end": 541.06, "text": " They told me I was too good for like PogChamps 3, tune in to day 1 and see Rainn Wilson, bro"}, {"start": 541.06, "end": 543.18, "text": " was like 2100 or something like that."}, {"start": 543.18, "end": 544.18, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 544.18, "end": 547.5799999999999, "text": " You're telling me if I was Dwight Office, I would have been, I would have lucked"}, {"start": 547.5799999999999, "end": 549.26, "text": " into the dream draw, bro."}, {"start": 549.26, "end": 551.5, "text": " I would have had the Yannick-Cinner draw."}, {"start": 551.5, "end": 552.58, "text": " Nah, I still cut a loss."}, {"start": 552.58, "end": 555.22, "text": " I lost to Ludwig in one of the hand and brain tournaments,"}, {"start": 555.22, "end": 555.72, "text": " I think."}, {"start": 560.14, "end": 561.8199999999999, "text": " He didn't even win."}, {"start": 561.8199999999999, "end": 563.22, "text": " I think he felt bad for being good,"}, {"start": 563.22, "end": 566.46, "text": " and he decided to go back to his beat farm."}, {"start": 574.74, "end": 575.7, "text": " Respect."}, {"start": 575.7, "end": 576.5, "text": " I respect that."}, {"start": 579.26, "end": 598.78, "text": " I don't know if I'd say freaky, feeling pretty good, feeling pretty normal."}, {"start": 598.78, "end": 603.42, "text": " Do not kick out then, you'll plain view cause he's an island boy."}, {"start": 609.26, "end": 629.5, "text": " I'm trying to think weird, yeah, he blew up the oil rig, but we all need a second chance."}, {"start": 629.5, "end": 633.06, "text": " My baby just turned one, now everyone's asking if we're having a second."}, {"start": 633.06, "end": 635.86, "text": " That's how it goes, man, that's how it goes."}, {"start": 635.86, "end": 645.1, "text": " But here's the thing, take it from a seasoned veteran of having a child wars, you can just"}, 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I mean, that's a real issue. It's an issue for me too, but"}, {"start": 843.3399999999999, "end": 844.9399999999999, "text": " it's definitely an issue for Kate."}, {"start": 861.66, "end": 867.14, "text": " As a student to be father, what do you do when you're their main source of entertainment"}, {"start": 867.14, "end": 872.1, "text": " for 10 years and you need some time to chill and you can't say go play with your sibling?"}, {"start": 872.1, "end": 878.5, "text": " Well here's the first thought, I think the premise of the first steelman is naive."}, {"start": 878.5, "end": 882.66, "text": " I think even if you had two kids, you can't just be like hey, go play with your sibling"}, {"start": 882.66, "end": 886.14, "text": " because one of the kids, like they could just tech you and say no, I want to play"}, {"start": 886.14, "end": 887.38, "text": " with you instead."}, {"start": 887.38, "end": 892.08, "text": " So the first part of that argument I reject on principle."}, {"start": 892.08, "end": 896.38, "text": " I don't want to be one of those parents who misrepresent it and says, you will have no"}, {"start": 896.38, "end": 897.7, "text": " free time."}, {"start": 897.7, "end": 903.32, "text": " You will have some free time, but you don't get to choose when to take it."}, {"start": 903.32, "end": 911.38, "text": " You get to choose to take it when it appears, whether or not to take it when it appears."}, {"start": 911.38, "end": 914.7, "text": " And it will come in weird intervals."}, {"start": 914.7, "end": 918.62, "text": " There will be weeks where you are not stressed out, and you'll be like, holy shit, I have"}, {"start": 918.62, "end": 924.1800000000001, "text": " three hours of free time on a Saturday."}, {"start": 924.1800000000001, "end": 925.4200000000001, "text": " I don't even need this."}, {"start": 925.4200000000001, "end": 930.26, "text": " And then there will be weeks where you are fucking stressed out, and you'll be like,"}, {"start": 930.26, "end": 932.1, "text": " I need some free time."}, {"start": 932.1, "end": 936.22, "text": " And then Saturday rolls around, and you're like, fuck."}, {"start": 936.22, "end": 939.22, "text": " I'm scheduled to the fucking gills, man."}, {"start": 939.22, "end": 942.34, "text": " So you just kind of tank it."}, {"start": 942.34, "end": 947.0400000000001, "text": " You find yourself saying some stuff like, I got a break coming in like nine days or something"}, {"start": 947.0400000000001, "end": 953.52, "text": " like that."}, {"start": 953.52, "end": 955.5600000000001, "text": " Imagine having to balance that with a real job."}, {"start": 955.5600000000001, "end": 961.76, "text": " This is all it do every single time."}, {"start": 961.76, "end": 966.32, "text": " This is, it's a more real job than watching the stream."}, {"start": 966.32, "end": 971.96, "text": " Nobody typing that, now you might be from a different time zone, okay?"}, {"start": 971.96, "end": 977.9200000000001, "text": " You might work third shift because people love to say like well. I'm a nurse who works third shift and go to fucking sleep"}, {"start": 978.3000000000001, "end": 984.02, "text": " Go to sleep you we need you to be well rested at work tomorrow"}, {"start": 987.82, "end": 991.1600000000001, "text": " We need our phlebotomists to be able to find the veins"}, {"start": 992.6, "end": 998.6600000000001, "text": " It's 6 p.m. Bro. I actually do have like a crazy amount of British viewers, which is crazy man"}, {"start": 1001.96, "end": 1004.96, "text": " Brighton, stand up!"}, {"start": 1004.96, "end": 1008.96, "text": " That way it kind of hits."}, {"start": 1008.96, "end": 1011.96, "text": " Bath, Brighton, Middlesbrough!"}, {"start": 1011.96, "end": 1014.96, "text": " Stand up right now!"}, {"start": 1014.96, "end": 1016.96, "text": " It was more like a drill."}, {"start": 1016.96, "end": 1020.96, "text": " I was trying to do like the start of a drum and bass or something like that."}, {"start": 1020.96, "end": 1025.96, "text": " You're losing me?"}, {"start": 1025.96, "end": 1030.96, "text": " Everybody in the Midlands, look fucking alive, mate!"}, {"start": 1030.96, "end": 1054.96, "text": " I should go to Scotland, man. I think they would fuck with me in Scotland."}, {"start": 1060.96, "end": 1069.1200000000001, "text": " I should start the damn stream."}, {"start": 1069.1200000000001, "end": 1070.1200000000001, "text": " No they wouldn't."}, {"start": 1070.1200000000001, "end": 1071.1200000000001, "text": " They definitely would."}, {"start": 1071.1200000000001, "end": 1072.1200000000001, "text": " No, maybe."}, {"start": 1072.1200000000001, "end": 1076.1200000000001, "text": " I think they'd fuck with me in Scotland."}, {"start": 1076.1200000000001, "end": 1078.04, "text": " Fix your pronunciation first."}, {"start": 1078.04, "end": 1080.92, "text": " Crazy thing to say when you mispronounce a Scottish city."}, {"start": 1080.92, "end": 1083.96, "text": " Have you ever seen Scottish people tweet?"}, {"start": 1083.96, "end": 1088.16, "text": " Like, let's talk about glass houses for a second here."}, {"start": 1088.16, "end": 1091.88, "text": " Let me get this fucking game going, man."}, {"start": 1097.88, "end": 1099.64, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 1099.64, "end": 1107.6000000000001, "text": " The party in the celebration was obviously a damn nightmare, but the granddad's story"}, {"start": 1107.6000000000001, "end": 1113.6000000000001, "text": " about how, like, he told me he was having trouble finding lady friends, I told him it's"}, {"start": 1113.6000000000001, "end": 1114.6000000000001, "text": " easy."}, {"start": 1114.6000000000001, "end": 1120.72, "text": " biggest potato you could find down your swim trunks and then they'll come running and then"}, {"start": 1120.72, "end": 1124.8400000000001, "text": " a day later he came back and said dad I don't know what happened and now nobody wants to"}, {"start": 1124.8400000000001, "end": 1129.5400000000002, "text": " talk to me and then he said well there's your problem you gotta shove the potato down the"}, {"start": 1129.5400000000002, "end": 1135.14, "text": " front of your swim trunks not the back that's fucking funny that was I don't know if they"}, {"start": 1135.14, "end": 1139.4800000000002, "text": " wrote that specifically for the movie but that's a perfect joke."}, {"start": 1144.6000000000001, "end": 1159.8000000000002, "text": " I'm going to controversially say, might be the funniest thing that happens in the movie."}, {"start": 1159.8000000000002, "end": 1160.8000000000002, "text": " The Danish movie?"}, {"start": 1160.8000000000002, "end": 1161.8000000000002, "text": " Yes, sir."}, {"start": 1161.8000000000002, "end": 1162.8000000000002, "text": " Festin."}, {"start": 1162.8000000000002, "end": 1169.8400000000001, "text": " I'm going to be the archetype of Japanese cinema enjoyer who calls, he does, oh, your"}, {"start": 1169.8400000000001, "end": 1170.8400000000001, "text": " name?"}, {"start": 1170.8400000000001, "end": 1171.8400000000001, "text": " Oh, I don't know that one."}, {"start": 1171.8400000000001, "end": 1172.8400000000001, "text": " Oh, you mean Kimi Nonawa?"}, {"start": 1172.84, "end": 1179.1, "text": " to be that guy but for Danish movies. Have you seen Festen? Yeah, it's the same director"}, {"start": 1179.1, "end": 1198.78, "text": " as Druk and Jentog. It's actually Yagten, whatever, bro. Isn't that the shit with fucking"}, {"start": 1198.78, "end": 1202.48, "text": " Hero Brian or so, what's the guy from the Yogscast called?"}, {"start": 1202.48, "end": 1209.48, "text": " Not Simon and Lewis, but the fictional Minecraft character?"}, {"start": 1209.48, "end": 1212.48, "text": " Not Sips."}, {"start": 1212.48, "end": 1217.48, "text": " Israel, that's it."}, {"start": 1217.48, "end": 1219.48, "text": " That's it."}, {"start": 1219.48, "end": 1223.48, "text": " Better, closer, warmer."}, {"start": 1223.48, "end": 1240.48, "text": " How do you know that bro? I was on YouTube in like 2010. I had people I went to the 8th grade with in my Facebook Messenger being like, yo, you should do videos with the Yogscast. I'm like the Yogscast?"}, {"start": 1240.48, "end": 1248.04, "text": " I'll probably never ever stream with anybody from the Yogscast, man."}, {"start": 1248.04, "end": 1250.68, "text": " They're way too Hollywood for me."}, {"start": 1250.68, "end": 1258.48, "text": " I would be stunned if I ever even had a conversation with a single person involved in the Yogscast."}, {"start": 1258.48, "end": 1260.48, "text": " Wait a minute."}, {"start": 1279.98, "end": 1282.98, "text": " Smash cut the sips on the island? That would have gone crazy."}, {"start": 1284.48, "end": 1287.98, "text": " I just did slash marker maps, bro. That's how you know I'm a millennial."}, {"start": 1287.98, "end": 1288.98, "text": " I was going..."}, {"start": 1288.98, "end": 1292.98, "text": " Da da dum da da da da dum dum dum da da da da da da"}, {"start": 1292.98, "end": 1296.98, "text": " Alright, Be So Dead asks me how loud..."}, {"start": 1296.98, "end": 1298.98, "text": " How loud is this right now?"}, {"start": 1298.98, "end": 1300.98, "text": " How loud is this in comparison to my voice?"}, {"start": 1302.98, "end": 1303.98, "text": " Very loud."}, {"start": 1303.98, "end": 1307.98, "text": " Sometimes when I open the software, it defaults to a hundred volume."}, {"start": 1310.98, "end": 1313.98, "text": " That seems more apropos right there."}, {"start": 1313.98, "end": 1314.98, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 1314.98, "end": 1320.9, "text": " I think I slash-markered already so we're already in the video can I tell you last night my daughter loves to play"}, {"start": 1321.42, "end": 1327.38, "text": " Tomodachi life and by play I mean like I open the game and I feed her food that she tells me to feed her and I"}, {"start": 1327.38, "end": 1332.98, "text": " Give her a present that she tells me to feed her, but when I open the game last night you guys fucking missed something"}, {"start": 1334.38, "end": 1340.82, "text": " Kate and I had a second baby and she said why don't we call the baby Michael so it's just getting the"}, {"start": 1341.1, "end": 1343.1, "text": " I'm not trying to get into the"}, {"start": 1343.1000000000001, "end": 1347.8000000000002, "text": " Diana Rossini discourse, okay, but it was a little it was a little crazy"}, {"start": 1348.44, "end": 1355.3200000000002, "text": " So we got another kid now, and this is Michael. I'm not sure if you can tell but he takes after his"}, {"start": 1356.44, "end": 1358.44, "text": " Takes after his father"}, {"start": 1360.0000000000002, "end": 1365.9, "text": " And I gotta take a look at his profile a little bit here, what do you need? He's level one"}, {"start": 1365.9, "end": 1373.6000000000001, "text": " He cherishes his parents, which is nice. He is a little bit hungry though. I also need to check his age"}, {"start": 1373.6000000000001, "end": 1377.5600000000002, "text": " I think he might be like age zero man. What do babies love to eat?"}, {"start": 1378.24, "end": 1379.24, "text": " fruit"}, {"start": 1379.24, "end": 1381.24, "text": " There's a little pro tip for you"}, {"start": 1383.0400000000002, "end": 1386.2800000000002, "text": " What's interesting this game is so much like a Pokemon"}, {"start": 1387.0, "end": 1391.18, "text": " He inherited the fucking traits of his parents"}, {"start": 1391.18, "end": 1398.5800000000002, "text": " So he's saying type shit, and he says it a document and stuff like that so you can actually like aggregate traits"}, {"start": 1399.14, "end": 1404.3200000000002, "text": " In the parents and then pass them down to the kids, which I did not realize"}, {"start": 1404.9, "end": 1408.74, "text": " Now I'm not saying we're gonna get involved in any sort of eugenics thing here. I'm just saying"}, {"start": 1409.78, "end": 1415.2, "text": " It's kind of crazy that we condensed like two generations of traits into an individual here"}, {"start": 1415.2, "end": 1423.2, "text": " It's almost like real life, man. Kids might like lasagna. Itadakimasu, as well."}, {"start": 1423.2, "end": 1426.2, "text": " It smells like someone's been using the fancy soap."}, {"start": 1426.2, "end": 1430.2, "text": " It smells like someone's been using the fancy soap. Did you hear that?"}, {"start": 1432.2, "end": 1435.2, "text": " Yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking lasagna is pretty cute."}, {"start": 1435.2, "end": 1438.2, "text": " Alright. Also, well, let's not spoil it."}, {"start": 1438.2, "end": 1444.04, "text": " Pro tip, often times people ask me,"}, {"start": 1444.04, "end": 1445.96, "text": " hey Annel, I'm having my first kid later this year."}, {"start": 1445.96, "end": 1446.68, "text": " Any advice?"}, {"start": 1446.68, "end": 1449.56, "text": " Yeah, kids love fruit, bro."}, {"start": 1449.56, "end": 1453.72, "text": " They go fucking crazy for fruit."}, {"start": 1453.72, "end": 1455.16, "text": " What happened to you, Amy Blue?"}, {"start": 1455.16, "end": 1457.64, "text": " Wait, we should check our stores first, but."}, {"start": 1457.64, "end": 1459.88, "text": " Also, I forgot to tell you, oh my god."}, {"start": 1459.88, "end": 1461.8400000000001, "text": " So there's a cut scene when the kid is born."}, {"start": 1461.8400000000001, "end": 1464.6000000000001, "text": " So the kid was born, and they hold him up to the camera."}, {"start": 1464.6000000000001, "end": 1467.3600000000001, "text": " And then the next scene is like,"}, {"start": 1467.3600000000001, "end": 1469.92, "text": " they hold an object in front of him"}, {"start": 1469.92, "end": 1471.5200000000002, "text": " and he crawls over to it."}, {"start": 1471.5200000000002, "end": 1474.5200000000002, "text": " The object was Asia by Steely Dan,"}, {"start": 1474.5200000000002, "end": 1476.2400000000002, "text": " the Add to Steely Dan album."}, {"start": 1476.2400000000002, "end": 1478.6000000000001, "text": " And then he crawls over to it and he went,"}, {"start": 1478.6000000000001, "end": 1481.0600000000002, "text": " ah, ah, Asia."}, {"start": 1482.1200000000001, "end": 1486.16, "text": " The kid's fucking first word was Asia, bro, AJA."}, {"start": 1488.8400000000001, "end": 1490.0400000000002, "text": " I was like, I can't believe"}, {"start": 1490.0400000000002, "end": 1492.68, "text": " this is not being streamed right now."}, {"start": 1492.68, "end": 1497.02, "text": " I was talking to Conor McDavid, but I don't know."}, {"start": 1497.02, "end": 1499.72, "text": " I guess I just got a little sad."}, {"start": 1499.72, "end": 1500.8, "text": " Are you playing without us?"}, {"start": 1500.8, "end": 1502.68, "text": " My daughter wanted to play Tomodachi Life,"}, {"start": 1502.68, "end": 1503.76, "text": " and then when I booted her up the game,"}, {"start": 1503.76, "end": 1505.72, "text": " it was like, oh, something's happening."}, {"start": 1510.6000000000001, "end": 1512.96, "text": " Man, that was a big one."}, {"start": 1512.96, "end": 1515.44, "text": " It's all over now, Amy Blue, because the thing is like,"}, {"start": 1515.44, "end": 1519.8600000000001, "text": " I don't really know, I don't have any other personality"}, {"start": 1519.8600000000001, "end": 1521.6000000000001, "text": " traits to give you."}, {"start": 1521.6000000000001, "end": 1522.6000000000001, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 1522.6000000000001, "end": 1526.2, "text": " I've mentioned this before, but the movie's only like 82 minutes long."}, {"start": 1526.92, "end": 1530.5200000000002, "text": " So like I'm kind of running out of characterization for Amy Blue."}, {"start": 1531.5600000000002, "end": 1533.72, "text": " You can just make her fart."}, {"start": 1538.0400000000002, "end": 1539.5600000000002, "text": " I could just make her fart."}, {"start": 1541.5600000000002, "end": 1545.2400000000002, "text": " We got to make Elizabeth Holmes today. Elizabeth Holmes is definitely..."}, {"start": 1545.88, "end": 1550.2800000000002, "text": " I was saying it in the Discord, but like, why is Elizabeth Holmes the perfect"}, {"start": 1550.28, "end": 1553.26, "text": " Tomodachi life me the add to the island number one"}, {"start": 1553.86, "end": 1558.44, "text": " She's a woman which gets the most performative motherfuckers off my back"}, {"start": 1558.44, "end": 1563.68, "text": " Who are like I'm really starting to think and I was actually misogynist because of the male to female ratio on his"}, {"start": 1563.94, "end": 1567.96, "text": " On his Tomodachi life island. So there's that's one big plus"}, {"start": 1568.46, "end": 1571.98, "text": " She has a mean face. She has Tomodachi life voice"}, {"start": 1572.26, "end": 1577.6, "text": " She has a fit in the game. All you need is a black turtleneck like she's so easy to make in the game"}, {"start": 1580.28, "end": 1587.12, "text": " Any chance you want to eat like a mushroom?"}, {"start": 1587.12, "end": 1588.6399999999999, "text": " Oh, she's already eating the mushroom."}, {"start": 1588.6399999999999, "end": 1590.28, "text": " How about baked beans?"}, {"start": 1590.28, "end": 1591.28, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 1591.28, "end": 1599.0, "text": " Oh, my God, she's not going to level up."}, {"start": 1599.0, "end": 1601.0, "text": " Maybe that's good, though."}, {"start": 1601.0, "end": 1604.76, "text": " It saves me from having to give her a personality."}, {"start": 1604.76, "end": 1608.6399999999999, "text": " But still, the ultimate will-they-or-won't-they."}, {"start": 1608.64, "end": 1610.44, "text": " Amy Blue and Connor McDavid."}, {"start": 1612.1200000000001, "end": 1614.92, "text": " He's listening, that literally sounds like we got the news."}, {"start": 1614.92, "end": 1616.0400000000002, "text": " Or I got the news."}, {"start": 1619.5200000000002, "end": 1621.2, "text": " Connor, we kind of jinxed you last time."}, {"start": 1621.2, "end": 1623.0400000000002, "text": " Oh yeah, now I'm feeling it."}, {"start": 1631.1200000000001, "end": 1632.4, "text": " Oh no, wait, this is good"}, {"start": 1632.4, "end": 1635.3600000000001, "text": " because she can sing the Michael McDonnell parts of Peg."}, {"start": 1635.3600000000001, "end": 1638.9, "text": " She can go, then the shutter falls."}, {"start": 1638.9, "end": 1641.9, "text": " You see it all."}, {"start": 1641.9, "end": 1643.3200000000002, "text": " That's my darling Connor McDavid."}, {"start": 1643.3200000000002, "end": 1645.0400000000002, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 1645.0400000000002, "end": 1648.92, "text": " Amy Blue is captivated by Connor McDavid."}, {"start": 1648.92, "end": 1650.5200000000002, "text": " Will fucking do something."}, {"start": 1650.5200000000002, "end": 1653.5200000000002, "text": " If it isn't Connor McDavid."}, {"start": 1653.5200000000002, "end": 1656.0400000000002, "text": " Feels bad not knowing half these people."}, {"start": 1656.0400000000002, "end": 1658.96, "text": " Connor McDavid is the best player currently in the NHL."}, {"start": 1658.96, "end": 1660.2400000000002, "text": " But in game two of the playoffs,"}, {"start": 1660.2400000000002, "end": 1662.64, "text": " all he did was spin aromas to give the puck away"}, {"start": 1662.64, "end": 1664.64, "text": " to the Anaheim Ducks Young Court."}, {"start": 1666.3200000000002, "end": 1666.8200000000002, "text": " False?"}, {"start": 1666.8200000000002, "end": 1668.6200000000001, "text": " I mean, he's the best player in the NHL."}, {"start": 1669.96, "end": 1670.6200000000001, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 1670.6200000000001, "end": 1672.0200000000002, "text": " McKinnon clears?"}, {"start": 1672.8200000000002, "end": 1675.8600000000001, "text": " Well, I've never seen Conor McDavid miss an open met"}, {"start": 1675.8600000000001, "end": 1677.0600000000002, "text": " in the biggest game of his life."}, {"start": 1677.0600000000002, "end": 1680.5400000000002, "text": " So, or the biggest game of my life for that matter."}, {"start": 1683.5400000000002, "end": 1685.14, "text": " Kitchuck is way better."}, {"start": 1685.14, "end": 1687.94, "text": " Brady, Kitchuck, Brady, sorry to the SENS fans"}, {"start": 1687.94, "end": 1689.8000000000002, "text": " who live in Nippee in Ontario."}, {"start": 1689.8000000000002, "end": 1692.42, "text": " Brady, oh, don't worry."}, {"start": 1692.42, "end": 1702.18, "text": " Your long, seven-month nightmare of spending half of your time in another country that is in the United States of America is almost over, you mother fucker!"}, {"start": 1704.26, "end": 1706.5800000000002, "text": " You fucking dickhead!"}, {"start": 1707.5800000000002, "end": 1714.8600000000001, "text": " Don't worry, don't worry! You can go 100 kilometers south soon, buddy. Don't worry about it too much."}, {"start": 1716.18, "end": 1717.66, "text": " Uhh..."}, {"start": 1717.66, "end": 1718.7, "text": " Welcome in."}, {"start": 1718.7, "end": 1720.1000000000001, "text": " Clutton Mango!"}, {"start": 1720.1000000000001, "end": 1722.22, "text": " We're running a special sale today."}, {"start": 1722.22, "end": 1724.8600000000001, "text": " So the mango are whopping 80% off."}, {"start": 1724.8600000000001, "end": 1728.06, "text": " That's insane bro. I would happily buy 20 mangoes."}, {"start": 1728.06, "end": 1731.66, "text": " That's a ton. Be sure to stop by again this afternoon."}, {"start": 1733.5, "end": 1736.8600000000001, "text": " Didn't know Vechkin just get the number one spot for goals in the NHL."}, {"start": 1736.8600000000001, "end": 1741.82, "text": " Yeah, but he's like... I mean I don't want to call Vechkin washed because like for age 49"}, {"start": 1741.82, "end": 1746.8600000000001, "text": " he's really good but he's getting a little long in the tooth. Let's put it that way. He's a little unk."}, {"start": 1746.8600000000001, "end": 1753.8600000000001, "text": " Okay, mangoes was huge here."}, {"start": 1753.8600000000001, "end": 1754.8600000000001, "text": " Welcome."}, {"start": 1754.8600000000001, "end": 1756.8600000000001, "text": " Damn, schnitzel."}, {"start": 1756.8600000000001, "end": 1761.8600000000001, "text": " Chamomile tea, candy apples."}, {"start": 1761.8600000000001, "end": 1764.8600000000001, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 1764.8600000000001, "end": 1771.8600000000001, "text": " And then please for the love of God, hockey fit, trench coat outfit,"}, {"start": 1771.8600000000001, "end": 1778.98, "text": " Chima juggery outfit. Coach outfit jacket. Platt. This is too bro. This is the Dwight fit."}, {"start": 1781.7800000000002, "end": 1783.22, "text": " This is Dwight right here."}, {"start": 1790.42, "end": 1795.22, "text": " Made cafe outfit. Wait. I thought, do you think this is a better"}, {"start": 1795.22, "end": 1797.22, "text": " Jacket and then Gordon's gun"}, {"start": 1800.34, "end": 1802.5, "text": " Ragged shirt it's giving Balenciaga"}, {"start": 1803.54, "end": 1807.28, "text": " We need that for chat man. That's gonna be so awesome for chat"}, {"start": 1808.5, "end": 1810.5, "text": " trench coat for Trinity"}, {"start": 1810.58, "end": 1814.38, "text": " Doesn't come in black. I'm afraid. She's there's no shot. She's wearing tan"}, {"start": 1815.5, "end": 1817.5, "text": " Don't I don't even want to talk about this hat"}, {"start": 1822.38, "end": 1824.38, "text": " No"}, {"start": 1825.22, "end": 1831.22, "text": " rhinestones sunglasses outdoors you backpack monster tail"}, {"start": 1831.22, "end": 1836.22, "text": " oh man this kind of a Bruno Mars"}, {"start": 1836.22, "end": 1840.22, "text": " Bruno Mars fit"}, {"start": 1840.22, "end": 1843.22, "text": " I wanted those two why not man"}, {"start": 1843.22, "end": 1847.22, "text": " we won't be playing this game when Chew Sucks coming around"}, {"start": 1847.22, "end": 1856.58, "text": " Ragged shirt would go crazy for Zoolander derelict. WAIT WAIT! Adding Zoolander in"}, {"start": 1856.58, "end": 1864.98, "text": " the derelict might go fucking crazy. I can derelict my own balls."}, {"start": 1864.98, "end": 1872.18, "text": " Hello and welcome to the morning edition of Nenews. A wide-scale health examination initiative was rolled out on our"}, {"start": 1872.18, "end": 1874.18, "text": " We have a lot grand to y'all earlier this week."}, {"start": 1875.18, "end": 1877.18, "text": " After many healthy, happy check ups,"}, {"start": 1877.18, "end": 1880.18, "text": " it seems that only brothers help remains unknown."}, {"start": 1880.18, "end": 1882.18, "text": " No man, look at my doctors."}, {"start": 1882.18, "end": 1884.18, "text": " Dr. Ryan, the island's chief of medicine."}, {"start": 1884.18, "end": 1886.18, "text": " We're all pretty healthy here."}, {"start": 1886.18, "end": 1889.18, "text": " But I'd sure like to know brothers resting heart rate."}, {"start": 1889.18, "end": 1890.18, "text": " Well, one second."}, {"start": 1890.18, "end": 1891.18, "text": " Just about why that matters."}, {"start": 1891.18, "end": 1894.18, "text": " Dr. Ryan fidgeted a lot and crumbled about it,"}, {"start": 1894.18, "end": 1896.18, "text": " not being a part of what he thinks means."}, {"start": 1896.18, "end": 1897.18, "text": " What he thinks means."}, {"start": 1897.18, "end": 1898.18, "text": " I'm cooked right now."}, {"start": 1898.18, "end": 1900.18, "text": " It only considers it a competition."}, {"start": 1900.18, "end": 1902.18, "text": " We asked residents for their reactions."}, {"start": 1902.74, "end": 1904.8200000000002, "text": " Well, that's like for you."}, {"start": 1904.8200000000002, "end": 1905.8200000000002, "text": " You don't care?"}, {"start": 1906.42, "end": 1908.8600000000001, "text": " Hey, is anybody watching?"}, {"start": 1910.5, "end": 1911.5, "text": " Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 1913.02, "end": 1914.18, "text": " Who was on the left there?"}, {"start": 1914.18, "end": 1916.1000000000001, "text": " Oh, that's my zero year old son, Michael."}, {"start": 1921.78, "end": 1924.22, "text": " By the way, we got an outdoor eating set"}, {"start": 1924.22, "end": 1926.7, "text": " because Bob Dylan wanted to put this here."}, {"start": 1926.74, "end": 1928.42, "text": " It was big for Bob Dylan's happiness"}, {"start": 1928.42, "end": 1933.42, "text": " to be able to put an outdoor set on Daniel Plainby's property."}, {"start": 1933.42, "end": 1945.42, "text": " Now, before we really get into this, I think I saved up some wishes too."}, {"start": 1945.42, "end": 1951.42, "text": " I saved up a wish."}, {"start": 1951.42, "end": 1956.5800000000002, "text": " Like it's, oh one more wish, oh but then you get two wishes for one, you get a two"}, {"start": 1956.5800000000002, "end": 1958.9, "text": " for one special, man."}, {"start": 1958.9, "end": 1964.14, "text": " Um, let me just take some amenities."}, {"start": 1964.14, "end": 1967.0600000000002, "text": " A ground light, a pinwheel, pinwheel could be kind of crazy."}, {"start": 1967.0600000000002, "end": 1970.7, "text": " Yo, the fuck ass steam clock from Gastown!"}, {"start": 1970.7, "end": 1975.54, "text": " Let's add some nighttime refinement to our island as if I play this game after"}, {"start": 1975.54, "end": 1976.78, "text": " the sun goes down."}, {"start": 1976.78, "end": 1979.78, "text": " I'm barely even awake after the sun goes down."}, {"start": 1979.78, "end": 1990.5, "text": " I'm not watching this. Because it's this set, oh wait, it's my son."}, {"start": 1990.5, "end": 1992.46, "text": " We interrupt to bring you some breaking news."}, {"start": 1992.46, "end": 1993.46, "text": " I will watch this."}, {"start": 1993.46, "end": 1997.7, "text": " An exciting new travel destination is now available."}, {"start": 1997.7, "end": 2001.62, "text": " An East Asia tour is now available via travel tickets at the Wishing Fountain."}, {"start": 2001.62, "end": 2004.82, "text": " Sides of relief could be heard throughout the island, and one resident is quoted as"}, {"start": 2004.82, "end": 2007.8999999999999, "text": " saying, I hope my roommate is gifted a trip soon."}, {"start": 2007.9, "end": 2009.9, "text": " I could really use the alone time."}, {"start": 2009.9, "end": 2012.02, "text": " It looks like a witch has already been at it,"}, {"start": 2012.02, "end": 2013.5400000000002, "text": " so someone can leave immediately."}, {"start": 2014.7, "end": 2016.94, "text": " That's not this boom kid from The Matrix, that's Michael."}, {"start": 2016.94, "end": 2018.5800000000002, "text": " I'm Michael, and you're up to date."}, {"start": 2022.3000000000002, "end": 2024.46, "text": " I think, here's the thing,"}, {"start": 2024.46, "end": 2027.38, "text": " Gordon Ramsay has had some great episodes"}, {"start": 2027.38, "end": 2029.1000000000001, "text": " of Korean reality TV."}, {"start": 2034.02, "end": 2037.22, "text": " I really feel like we need to send somebody"}, {"start": 2037.22, "end": 2042.6200000000001, "text": " actually has some friends man because I am I'm tired of sending them on vacations"}, {"start": 2042.6200000000001, "end": 2049.3, "text": " and then they don't take anybody Trinity has to go to Asia I know the"}, {"start": 2049.3, "end": 2055.54, "text": " Wachowskis be introducing her to Duna Bay okay let's let's send a zero-year-old"}, {"start": 2055.54, "end": 2063.78, "text": " child to the Shenmai Zoo maybe this means both parents come along as well"}, {"start": 2063.78, "end": 2068.9, "text": " Well, any stage at tour?"}, {"start": 2068.9, "end": 2070.5800000000004, "text": " I'm super excited."}, {"start": 2070.5800000000004, "end": 2072.9, "text": " Thanks so much."}, {"start": 2072.9, "end": 2076.78, "text": " This is going to be so much fun for a guy like me."}, {"start": 2076.78, "end": 2077.78, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 2077.78, "end": 2078.78, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 2078.78, "end": 2088.02, "text": " Hanging out in Saul's book, Chonhanna Village."}, {"start": 2088.02, "end": 2090.36, "text": " It's like stepping into the past or whatever."}, {"start": 2090.36, "end": 2091.86, "text": " True!"}, {"start": 2100.36, "end": 2105.06, "text": " You haven't seen a street pollin' up until you've seen jupy n' old street in Taiwan. Or whatever."}, {"start": 2105.06, "end": 2106.06, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 2107.56, "end": 2109.56, "text": " Are they gonna let me wear the fit though?"}, {"start": 2109.56, "end": 2123.36, "text": " Don't blink this time."}, {"start": 2123.36, "end": 2128.42, "text": " Perfect picture, man."}, {"start": 2128.42, "end": 2134.36, "text": " Kinda crazy that there was like a Japan option and then China, Taiwan and Korea all get lumped"}, {"start": 2134.36, "end": 2135.36, "text": " into the same chair."}, {"start": 2135.36, "end": 2136.36, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2136.36, "end": 2137.36, "text": " I mean Nintendo, you made the game!"}, {"start": 2137.36, "end": 2138.36, "text": " You made the game!"}, {"start": 2138.36, "end": 2140.36, "text": " Have a souvenir for you or whatever"}, {"start": 2142.92, "end": 2144.92, "text": " Celadon porcelain tea set"}, {"start": 2147.36, "end": 2148.36, "text": " That's huge"}, {"start": 2154.36, "end": 2156.36, "text": " Alright this is fucking cute man"}, {"start": 2161.36, "end": 2165.36, "text": " And she really is a light eater, she hasn't eaten since yesterday and she's still not hungry"}, {"start": 2165.36, "end": 2172.36, "text": " Um, why does he walk like that after he takes after his dad?"}, {"start": 2172.36, "end": 2176.8, "text": " He gave her a Celadon porcelain tea set."}, {"start": 2176.8, "end": 2178.8, "text": " IRL this would hit."}, {"start": 2178.8, "end": 2188.2000000000003, "text": " Dude, art in the past life."}, {"start": 2188.2000000000003, "end": 2189.2000000000003, "text": " He needs a fit?"}, {"start": 2189.2000000000003, "end": 2190.2000000000003, "text": " Okay, you're actually not wrong."}, {"start": 2190.2000000000003, "end": 2191.2000000000003, "text": " He does need a fit."}, {"start": 2191.2000000000003, "end": 2192.2000000000003, "text": " I didn't even consider that."}, {"start": 2192.2000000000003, "end": 2196.7000000000003, "text": " They probably use a room as well."}, {"start": 2196.7000000000003, "end": 2197.7000000000003, "text": " Okay, you know what?"}, {"start": 2197.7000000000003, "end": 2198.7000000000003, "text": " That's a great idea."}, {"start": 2198.7000000000003, "end": 2204.7000000000003, "text": " Let's go to Michael's room."}, {"start": 2204.7000000000003, "end": 2207.9, "text": " And then press the button that allows us to edit his room."}, {"start": 2207.9, "end": 2213.9, "text": " Wait, you can nickname the room or is it you nickname the house?"}, {"start": 2213.9, "end": 2224.42, "text": " Because I'm not changing it from the La Casa kind of feel like the polka dot set"}, {"start": 2224.42, "end": 2229.98, "text": " pretty good for a zero year old maybe childhood set makes more sense"}, {"start": 2234.9, "end": 2240.02, "text": " bro you're zero your wallpaper is dinosaurs what do you mean you like"}, {"start": 2240.02, "end": 2243.46, "text": " Don't say this is different."}, {"start": 2243.46, "end": 2245.02, "text": " Yeah, this is different."}, {"start": 2245.02, "end": 2246.02, "text": " Motherfucker, man."}, {"start": 2246.02, "end": 2247.02, "text": " Whatever."}, {"start": 2247.02, "end": 2256.46, "text": " Michael, Michael, don't go on the stairs."}, {"start": 2256.46, "end": 2260.3, "text": " I can't interact with you on the stairs."}, {"start": 2260.3, "end": 2266.98, "text": " Um, hello."}, {"start": 2266.98, "end": 2273.76, "text": " And then babies will be wearing some fucked up stuff, man."}, {"start": 2273.76, "end": 2277.8, "text": " Like babies will legit be like dressed like this and think it's okay."}, {"start": 2277.8, "end": 2280.16, "text": " Who is Michael?"}, {"start": 2280.16, "end": 2285.16, "text": " Is my second born child?"}, {"start": 2285.16, "end": 2287.16, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 2287.16, "end": 2296.92, "text": " Oh, I already rubbed his head today."}, {"start": 2296.92, "end": 2303.4, "text": " Trinity, don't play no repeats. Say goddamn you, Cypher."}, {"start": 2303.4, "end": 2309.44, "text": " Lord, we could try bowling to pass the time. God damn you, Cypher."}, {"start": 2309.44, "end": 2314.6800000000003, "text": " Let's play. Are they bald because they're a baby or bald because you're their dad?"}, {"start": 2314.6800000000003, "end": 2318.6, "text": " I think that if we're still playing this game in like five years, we'll find out"}, {"start": 2318.6, "end": 2321.84, "text": " the answer to that. I think they're bald because I'm their dad."}, {"start": 2326.92, "end": 2338.56, "text": " Damn, we fucked him up on that one."}, {"start": 2338.56, "end": 2339.56, "text": " Michael Plainview split."}, {"start": 2339.56, "end": 2340.56, "text": " That was a tough one."}, {"start": 2340.56, "end": 2341.56, "text": " Great job!"}, {"start": 2341.56, "end": 2342.56, "text": " You would have messed up Dad to have?"}, {"start": 2342.56, "end": 2343.56, "text": " Bro, your Dad's probably bald too."}, {"start": 2343.56, "end": 2344.56, "text": " He just doesn't know it yet."}, {"start": 2344.56, "end": 2345.56, "text": " Come on, I got it!"}, {"start": 2345.56, "end": 2352.84, "text": " would have messed up dad to have bro your dad's probably bald too he just"}, {"start": 2352.84, "end": 2360.7599999999998, "text": " doesn't know it yet harmonica you got a rabbit that's okay we couldn't really use"}, {"start": 2360.7599999999998, "end": 2367.16, "text": " that rock and roll album but we got some high maintenance motherfuckers today all"}, {"start": 2367.16, "end": 2375.54, "text": " right what's up then damn wait oh it's a white rabbit for"}, {"start": 2375.54, "end": 2383.86, "text": " Trinity you're so real. Oh jeez. We'll probably all have struck it rich by then. So we'll be decked"}, {"start": 2383.86, "end": 2391.7, "text": " out in top hats and monocles. True happiness is eating brothers cooking. Yes ma'am."}, {"start": 2392.66, "end": 2400.1, "text": " True happiness. Turn the ice cream parfait myself. I set a new personal record yesterday."}, {"start": 2400.1, "end": 2406.2599999999998, "text": " I did eight push-ups in one hour. That might even be a world record. I bet it is I"}, {"start": 2406.74, "end": 2410.18, "text": " Thought your arms were looking bigger Austin. You can't say that"}, {"start": 2413.7, "end": 2415.7, "text": " Oh, you know what oh"}, {"start": 2416.58, "end": 2418.8199999999997, "text": " Oh, I forgot what I was gonna say"}, {"start": 2419.54, "end": 2424.66, "text": " Frame mug to frame mugged by the truth. Oh, you're feeling okay, but"}, {"start": 2425.46, "end": 2428.98, "text": " Memory is the first thing to go with age. Damn they hate her ass"}, {"start": 2430.1, "end": 2437.1, "text": " No, no, no, they're good. They're friends. They're getting along nicely. Friends? That's"}, {"start": 2437.1, "end": 2441.94, "text": " male bonding. It's when you insult each other a little bit."}, {"start": 2441.94, "end": 2445.5, "text": " Polly Walnuts seems to be watching Daniel playing to you closely. He's looking for a"}, {"start": 2445.5, "end": 2451.58, "text": " boss. He's looking for a new boss because he doesn't have the dawn."}, {"start": 2451.58, "end": 2472.48, "text": " I can see poly walnuts talking about some delicious crepes."}, {"start": 2472.48, "end": 2475.2999999999997, "text": " It's like a thin pancake tea."}, {"start": 2475.2999999999997, "end": 2479.98, "text": " You can have a sweet filling, but hey, you can also have a savory filling."}, {"start": 2479.98, "end": 2484.98, "text": " Damn, he's proposition Polly W, man."}, {"start": 2484.98, "end": 2489.98, "text": " How you doing, Bob?"}, {"start": 2489.98, "end": 2493.98, "text": " Haven't checked in on you yet."}, {"start": 2493.98, "end": 2497.98, "text": " He's enjoying himself."}, {"start": 2497.98, "end": 2501.98, "text": " I thought maybe he was bored and needs some company, but it turns out he wouldn't have"}, {"start": 2501.98, "end": 2506.98, "text": " feel so all alone!"}, {"start": 2506.98, "end": 2510.56, "text": " Let's move into the other amenities."}, {"start": 2510.56, "end": 2512.66, "text": " All the ground lights."}, {"start": 2512.66, "end": 2515.5, "text": " Please come again."}, {"start": 2515.5, "end": 2516.5, "text": " Yo help us?"}, {"start": 2516.5, "end": 2517.5, "text": " What's the problem?"}, {"start": 2517.5, "end": 2518.5, "text": " One second here."}, {"start": 2518.5, "end": 2519.5, "text": " They're right."}, {"start": 2519.5, "end": 2527.78, "text": " Being a puppet is scarier than martial arts."}, {"start": 2527.78, "end": 2530.7, "text": " Okay Trinity, you need some new personality traits."}, {"start": 2530.7, "end": 2536.34, "text": " I mean first off, let's give you your gruel."}, {"start": 2536.34, "end": 2542.34, "text": " dodge this"}, {"start": 2542.34, "end": 2543.34, "text": " we got about dodge this man"}, {"start": 2543.34, "end": 2554.34, "text": " the tech of giving them a catchphrase before eating is so good"}, {"start": 2554.34, "end": 2556.34, "text": " electrolyte slurry"}, {"start": 2556.34, "end": 2563.34, "text": " dodge this"}, {"start": 2563.34, "end": 2566.7000000000003, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I know you love that shit. It's got everything the body needs"}, {"start": 2570.1800000000003, "end": 2576.1400000000003, "text": " Give them real food this is real food it's macronutrients in varying organizations"}, {"start": 2577.7000000000003, "end": 2579.58, "text": " It doesn't get any more real than that"}, {"start": 2579.58, "end": 2585.54, "text": " You know what's fake is all the other food in the matrix, bro like the steak the steak that cipher had"}, {"start": 2585.54, "end": 2595.94, "text": " It does seem like we would like her to greet karate style."}, {"start": 2595.94, "end": 2597.66, "text": " That makes sense."}, {"start": 2597.66, "end": 2598.74, "text": " She should stand."}, {"start": 2598.74, "end": 2608.66, "text": " I mean, if we could just get it behind the back, that'd be a little bit better."}, {"start": 2608.66, "end": 2617.2599999999998, "text": " She doesn't really have a standing trade."}, {"start": 2617.2599999999998, "end": 2618.74, "text": " Floating might make sense."}, {"start": 2618.74, "end": 2620.1, "text": " Eats we don't really care."}, {"start": 2620.1, "end": 2623.3799999999997, "text": " Big eater we don't really care."}, {"start": 2623.3799999999997, "end": 2625.14, "text": " She smiles when angry."}, {"start": 2625.14, "end": 2628.02, "text": " And is she a public farder?"}, {"start": 2628.02, "end": 2629.66, "text": " I'd have to think about that."}, {"start": 2629.66, "end": 2633.74, "text": " Changes close when it suits them, mixing and matching pieces from their wardrobe weight."}, {"start": 2633.74, "end": 2635.8999999999996, "text": " That's huge."}, {"start": 2635.9, "end": 2654.86, "text": " not a scaredy cat. I'm gonna say you Greek karate style for the time being. Change his"}, {"start": 2654.86, "end": 2660.2200000000003, "text": " clothes for Bob Dylan, that's smart. He can define his own era. I feel like I got one"}, {"start": 2660.2200000000003, "end": 2664.38, "text": " One step closer to my true self, God damn you, Cypher."}, {"start": 2667.7000000000003, "end": 2668.5400000000004, "text": " You're welcome."}, {"start": 2668.5400000000004, "end": 2670.1000000000004, "text": " Yeah, that's AVGN next to her."}, {"start": 2670.1000000000004, "end": 2671.78, "text": " AVGN wants to be friends with Trinity."}, {"start": 2671.78, "end": 2673.82, "text": " Is there any way we could make that happen"}, {"start": 2673.82, "end": 2675.26, "text": " by maybe just doing this?"}, {"start": 2675.26, "end": 2677.42, "text": " Make another two, oh, oh."}, {"start": 2677.42, "end": 2679.46, "text": " Never mind, they got their own shit going on."}, {"start": 2679.46, "end": 2682.42, "text": " Um, we got a few things to do."}, {"start": 2682.42, "end": 2684.7000000000003, "text": " Like, Michael needs to be introduced to the island,"}, {"start": 2684.7000000000003, "end": 2685.5400000000004, "text": " for sure."}, {"start": 2687.46, "end": 2689.5800000000004, "text": " We haven't really soft launched it yet."}, {"start": 2690.2200000000003, "end": 2696.2400000000002, "text": " Um, I chat you, there's a few things on the go here, okay?"}, {"start": 2696.2400000000002, "end": 2697.78, "text": " One thing is you need to eat something."}, {"start": 2697.78, "end": 2702.2200000000003, "text": " I think you would go crazy for schnitzel based on your scrandle takes."}, {"start": 2702.2200000000003, "end": 2709.86, "text": " Sorry, man, the butter cookies ain't coming back."}, {"start": 2709.86, "end": 2711.5000000000005, "text": " Why are we in the gulag?"}, {"start": 2711.5000000000005, "end": 2713.2200000000003, "text": " That's your room."}, {"start": 2713.2200000000003, "end": 2715.34, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 2715.34, "end": 2716.46, "text": " Now what?"}, {"start": 2716.46, "end": 2720.54, "text": " I didn't even think about this."}, {"start": 2720.54, "end": 2725.86, "text": " I mean the easy one is just public fodder."}, {"start": 2725.86, "end": 2736.38, "text": " Actually no, gross tantrums is way better."}, {"start": 2736.38, "end": 2746.02, "text": " Grows tantrums is perfect."}, {"start": 2746.02, "end": 2753.02, "text": " And then, of course, it's time to put on the best clothes you own."}, {"start": 2753.02, "end": 2766.02, "text": " You don't like it, but you have no choice because it's all you own."}, {"start": 2766.02, "end": 2771.02, "text": " You don't have any other choice."}, {"start": 2771.34, "end": 2772.74, "text": " Oh, oh oh oh oh."}, {"start": 2774.74, "end": 2775.58, "text": " Oh, red."}, {"start": 2778.2, "end": 2779.5, "text": " And then maybe like,"}, {"start": 2781.02, "end": 2782.7599999999998, "text": " some really fucked up jeans."}, {"start": 2782.7599999999998, "end": 2785.66, "text": " Like some rocker jeans, but like,"}, {"start": 2785.66, "end": 2788.7, "text": " like black rocker jeans, something like that."}, {"start": 2791.06, "end": 2794.56, "text": " Are you cheap the fuck ass like work shoes on?"}, {"start": 2794.56, "end": 2795.4, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 2796.78, "end": 2797.68, "text": " Yay!"}, {"start": 2797.68, "end": 2798.7599999999998, "text": " That was a hit."}, {"start": 2801.02, "end": 2809.02, "text": " Yeah, why not great thing it allows us to add some more stuff to the island lingo"}, {"start": 2809.02, "end": 2818.7, "text": " I think an activity is good here activity they should talk about is playing mahjong"}, {"start": 2818.7000000000003, "end": 2829.7000000000003, "text": " Plain view mahjong."}, {"start": 2829.7000000000003, "end": 2831.7000000000003, "text": " You guys ever see the Edward Yang movie mahjong?"}, {"start": 2831.7000000000003, "end": 2834.7000000000003, "text": " Should I add it to the watch list?"}, {"start": 2834.7000000000003, "end": 2836.7000000000003, "text": " Plain watch on."}, {"start": 2836.7000000000003, "end": 2837.7000000000003, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 2837.7000000000003, "end": 2838.7000000000003, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 2838.7000000000003, "end": 2842.7000000000003, "text": " I'll go talk to her about plain watch on."}, {"start": 2842.7000000000003, "end": 2843.7000000000003, "text": " Okay, best of luck."}, {"start": 2849.2000000000003, "end": 2850.7000000000003, "text": " Morning, Kate."}, {"start": 2852.7000000000003, "end": 2854.7000000000003, "text": " I thought I smelled something."}, {"start": 2854.7000000000003, "end": 2856.7000000000003, "text": " Do you feel like talking about..."}, {"start": 2858.7000000000003, "end": 2860.7000000000003, "text": " Playing Macho."}, {"start": 2862.7000000000003, "end": 2863.7000000000003, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 2863.7000000000003, "end": 2867.7000000000003, "text": " Hey, if someone would like, let's go playing Macho."}, {"start": 2867.7000000000003, "end": 2870.7000000000003, "text": " Talking Macho, get it on it."}, {"start": 2870.7000000000003, "end": 2872.7000000000003, "text": " You're working on the grammar a little bit."}, {"start": 2875.1800000000003, "end": 2877.1800000000003, "text": " Oh, damn!"}, {"start": 2882.4600000000005, "end": 2884.4600000000005, "text": " She ain't fucking with you, chat."}, {"start": 2893.34, "end": 2895.34, "text": " That's alright, you're okay, chat."}, {"start": 2895.34, "end": 2901.0, "text": " I like that we have some some friction on the island now instead of just everybody becoming fast friends"}, {"start": 2901.96, "end": 2903.96, "text": " Seems more realistic"}, {"start": 2906.26, "end": 2912.96, "text": " She is kind of obsessed with Dan it fought to me when she said she said I had a baby house Michael as a name"}, {"start": 2915.0, "end": 2917.1600000000003, "text": " Damn we just got over this damn stuff now"}, {"start": 2919.04, "end": 2921.1600000000003, "text": " Now we're now we're naming the baby Michael"}, {"start": 2925.34, "end": 2931.94, "text": " It's kind of insane how close we are to having absolutely everything in the game unlocked"}, {"start": 2931.94, "end": 2934.7400000000002, "text": " already."}, {"start": 2934.7400000000002, "end": 2936.1400000000003, "text": " Failed outlaw set."}, {"start": 2936.1400000000003, "end": 2940.78, "text": " Bro, that's jail."}, {"start": 2940.78, "end": 2942.2200000000003, "text": " You could just call that jail."}, {"start": 2942.2200000000003, "end": 2943.2200000000003, "text": " That's okay."}, {"start": 2943.2200000000003, "end": 2946.1400000000003, "text": " What is cat person set?"}, {"start": 2946.1400000000003, "end": 2950.1000000000004, "text": " I think my daughter would go crazy for cat person set so let's just tick it off the"}, {"start": 2950.1000000000004, "end": 2951.1000000000004, "text": " list here."}, {"start": 2951.1, "end": 2956.46, "text": " You call that bro? I can put Elizabeth Holmes in the hospital first"}, {"start": 2957.2599999999998, "end": 2962.7, "text": " because for like a couple of days she can be researching how to make the the Theranos machine"}, {"start": 2962.7, "end": 2967.5, "text": " and then after it fails I can put her in the failed outlaw set."}, {"start": 2972.7799999999997, "end": 2974.06, "text": " That's fucking awesome."}, {"start": 2974.06, "end": 2978.38, "text": " What is it Gordon?"}, {"start": 2978.38, "end": 2982.86, "text": " Oh my god don't ask for a fucking vending machine I'm gonna freak out."}, {"start": 2982.86, "end": 2989.82, "text": " Do you have a moment?"}, {"start": 2989.82, "end": 2992.06, "text": " I would just love it if there were."}, {"start": 2992.06, "end": 2996.66, "text": " Nah man you trying to redesign the beach like those fucked up renovations from Kitchen"}, {"start": 2996.66, "end": 2998.14, "text": " Nightmares USA?"}, {"start": 2998.14, "end": 3002.42, "text": " Um, I've got some time on my hands."}, {"start": 3002.42, "end": 3006.2200000000003, "text": " You should be working on your newest video, bro."}, {"start": 3006.2200000000003, "end": 3008.54, "text": " You've been a real disappointment on this island."}, {"start": 3008.54, "end": 3012.32, "text": " I've given you some catchphrases I have not once heard you say it's a shitload of"}, {"start": 3012.32, "end": 3013.32, "text": " fuck."}, {"start": 3013.32, "end": 3015.32, "text": " Here's your first, Mr. Anyshadow."}, {"start": 3015.32, "end": 3016.92, "text": " Who do you think this is?"}, {"start": 3016.92, "end": 3019.82, "text": " That's Gordon Ramsay."}, {"start": 3019.82, "end": 3024.02, "text": " The answer is Gordon Ramsay."}, {"start": 3024.02, "end": 3026.02, "text": " Next up, your second, Mr. Anyshadow."}, {"start": 3026.02, "end": 3027.42, "text": " Who do you think this is?"}, {"start": 3027.42, "end": 3029.98, "text": " That's Polly Walnuts."}, {"start": 3029.98, "end": 3031.98, "text": " The answer is Polly Walnuts."}, {"start": 3031.98, "end": 3033.98, "text": " Bro, my knees are so distinctive."}, {"start": 3033.98, "end": 3035.98, "text": " And finally, your last mystery shadow."}, {"start": 3036.98, "end": 3037.98, "text": " Who do you think this is?"}, {"start": 3043.98, "end": 3044.98, "text": " He is Conor McDavid."}, {"start": 3044.98, "end": 3045.98, "text": " The correct answer is..."}, {"start": 3048.98, "end": 3049.98, "text": " Conor McDavid."}, {"start": 3049.98, "end": 3054.98, "text": " He has hair that makes him look bald in silhouette."}, {"start": 3054.98, "end": 3056.98, "text": " He has a bald shadow."}, {"start": 3056.98, "end": 3057.98, "text": " Why are you doubting?"}, {"start": 3057.98, "end": 3059.98, "text": " Because he looks bald, bro!"}, {"start": 3061.98, "end": 3069.86, "text": " harmonica harmonica harmonica oh it's a rock it's a pebble we could have had the"}, {"start": 3069.86, "end": 3077.3, "text": " city pop album because of the city pop album"}, {"start": 3082.54, "end": 3087.18, "text": " Trinity I got something for you hey there Trinity would not say hey there"}, {"start": 3087.1800000000003, "end": 3089.1800000000003, "text": " But we'll work on that"}, {"start": 3090.5800000000004, "end": 3096.1800000000003, "text": " Go help Michael he's zero he can figure it out for himself follow the white rabbit Trinity"}, {"start": 3107.42, "end": 3110.82, "text": " Well, let me let me make you sure it is a good match for you"}, {"start": 3110.82, "end": 3123.06, "text": " You got the damn hiccups honestly let's get so well actually so many people have not met Michael yet"}, {"start": 3123.06, "end": 3136.46, "text": " let's introduce Dan the Michael Dan has a vuncular energy are you all right please"}, {"start": 3136.46, "end": 3138.46, "text": " Please, hit hiccups."}, {"start": 3138.46, "end": 3140.46, "text": " They won't stop, hit."}, {"start": 3142.46, "end": 3143.46, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 3143.46, "end": 3145.46, "text": " This is gonna take a lot of elbow grease."}, {"start": 3146.46, "end": 3148.46, "text": " Aw, I just cleaned my elbows."}, {"start": 3151.46, "end": 3153.46, "text": " Who the fuck is Michael?"}, {"start": 3153.46, "end": 3155.46, "text": " It's our second kid now."}, {"start": 3156.46, "end": 3159.46, "text": " The world is starting to have some emergent narrative."}, {"start": 3159.46, "end": 3162.46, "text": " You need to have Michael pin the comment."}, {"start": 3163.46, "end": 3165.46, "text": " That's probably true."}, {"start": 3165.46, "end": 3168.7, "text": " All right, now we can start solving some problems."}, {"start": 3170.9, "end": 3172.7, "text": " Your eyes look just like Bob Dylan's."}, {"start": 3172.7, "end": 3175.2, "text": " You would insult yourself like that, man."}, {"start": 3178.02, "end": 3179.08, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 3179.08, "end": 3180.2200000000003, "text": " What, the schnitz?"}, {"start": 3181.62, "end": 3182.98, "text": " You gotta be schnitzing me."}, {"start": 3186.98, "end": 3188.18, "text": " You left the bad boy era?"}, {"start": 3188.18, "end": 3191.18, "text": " Yeah, I got a sweater in the shop that looked awesome, man."}, {"start": 3191.1800000000003, "end": 3200.42, "text": " Now I think this one's automatic. Sorry to take like the low-hanging fruit, but I really"}, {"start": 3200.42, "end": 3205.2200000000003, "text": " am like a public farter. And I wanted to say something in defense of public farters, by"}, {"start": 3205.2200000000003, "end": 3210.26, "text": " the way. I don't fart in public to be like, fuck you, I want to make it stinky. I fart"}, {"start": 3210.26, "end": 3215.6600000000003, "text": " in public because there's a high pressure buildup of gas in my butt. And it's uncomfortable"}, {"start": 3215.6600000000003, "end": 3220.5000000000005, "text": " and it's like, it sort of hurts a little bit. So I try to sneak them out when there's"}, {"start": 3220.5, "end": 3224.82, "text": " as few people around as possible because otherwise it feels like my fucking colon's going to explode."}, {"start": 3226.42, "end": 3230.34, "text": " It's not- it's- I'm not farting to be churlish. I'm farting because I have to fart, man."}, {"start": 3231.94, "end": 3232.44, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 3238.9, "end": 3241.62, "text": " Yeah, that seems fair. Mangoes are delicious as fuck."}, {"start": 3247.06, "end": 3248.82, "text": " Your relationship with Kate went down?"}, {"start": 3248.82, "end": 3250.32, "text": " Well, we did just have a second hit."}, {"start": 3250.32, "end": 3251.32, "text": " Can't you see me?"}, {"start": 3251.82, "end": 3253.32, "text": " Nah, we're doing alright."}, {"start": 3253.32, "end": 3255.32, "text": " That's it. It ebbs and flows, man."}, {"start": 3255.32, "end": 3257.32, "text": " Very in love with the super in love."}, {"start": 3259.82, "end": 3260.82, "text": " Good enough."}, {"start": 3262.82, "end": 3264.32, "text": " Plus two Jesus."}, {"start": 3264.32, "end": 3267.32, "text": " Is the nature of the soul crystalline or does it flow like water?"}, {"start": 3275.82, "end": 3277.32, "text": " Yes! Yes!"}, {"start": 3277.32, "end": 3278.88, "text": " Oh, you dodged Asia!"}, {"start": 3280.0800000000004, "end": 3282.8, "text": " So in love, the preacher's face turned red."}, {"start": 3282.8, "end": 3284.8, "text": " I know it, but what is it from?"}, {"start": 3285.6800000000003, "end": 3288.8, "text": " So in love, the preacher's face turned red."}, {"start": 3292.6000000000004, "end": 3297.6000000000004, "text": " Oh, it is so in love, the preacher's face turned red."}, {"start": 3300.4, "end": 3304.4, "text": " She drinks the zombie from the cocoa shell."}, {"start": 3305.56, "end": 3306.4, "text": " So true."}, {"start": 3307.32, "end": 3311.84, "text": " Okay, have some baked beans."}, {"start": 3311.84, "end": 3312.84, "text": " Again."}, {"start": 3312.84, "end": 3315.76, "text": " No, not right now."}, {"start": 3315.76, "end": 3322.96, "text": " If this was true to life, this would be like number two favorite food for sure."}, {"start": 3322.96, "end": 3323.96, "text": " Can you give me food?"}, {"start": 3323.96, "end": 3327.0800000000004, "text": " Oh, we gave her a before eating catchphrase last night."}, {"start": 3327.0800000000004, "end": 3328.7200000000003, "text": " That's what she says before dinner every night."}, {"start": 3328.7200000000003, "end": 3331.4, "text": " I demand you give me food."}, {"start": 3331.4, "end": 3336.8, "text": " It's a little assertive, but it's also kind of cute."}, {"start": 3336.8, "end": 3338.8, "text": " I'm thirsty."}, {"start": 3338.8, "end": 3341.8, "text": " No, man, your mouth."}, {"start": 3341.8, "end": 3354.8, "text": " I think you would go crazy for some chamomile tea."}, {"start": 3354.8, "end": 3356.8, "text": " I'm thirsty."}, {"start": 3356.8, "end": 3358.8, "text": " I'm thirsty."}, {"start": 3358.8, "end": 3360.8, "text": " I'm thirsty."}, {"start": 3360.8, "end": 3362.8, "text": " I'm thirsty."}, {"start": 3362.8, "end": 3364.8, "text": " I'm thirsty."}, {"start": 3364.8, "end": 3380.0, "text": " Huge, okay, we can develop the character of Mouth a little bit further."}, {"start": 3380.0, "end": 3388.92, "text": " He needs an expression for when he eats food, because he's often talking about food."}, {"start": 3388.92, "end": 3394.46, "text": " And he doesn't get angry enough for us to see him say, eat my cornhole."}, {"start": 3394.46, "end": 3397.08, "text": " He does say, I hope you're happy, a lot."}, {"start": 3399.2, "end": 3401.02, "text": " Yeah, babe, that's another one."}, {"start": 3401.02, "end": 3403.14, "text": " Ending the sentence, yeah, babe."}, {"start": 3403.14, "end": 3405.16, "text": " As a catchphrase, yeah, babe."}, {"start": 3408.48, "end": 3409.64, "text": " Is this vegan?"}, {"start": 3409.64, "end": 3410.56, "text": " No, it's not vegan, though."}, {"start": 3410.56, "end": 3411.48, "text": " He's vegetarian."}, {"start": 3411.48, "end": 3412.7200000000003, "text": " But I don't think I've ever heard him say,"}, {"start": 3412.7200000000003, "end": 3414.02, "text": " is this vegetarian?"}, {"start": 3417.36, "end": 3418.7, "text": " Frick off."}, {"start": 3418.7, "end": 3421.3, "text": " Well, we can't just have things that are like,"}, {"start": 3422.96, "end": 3424.4, "text": " when he's angry."}, {"start": 3424.4, "end": 3427.84, "text": " We have to have some things that are like when he's not angry, because he spends almost"}, {"start": 3427.84, "end": 3437.1600000000003, "text": " no time in this game being angry."}, {"start": 3437.1600000000003, "end": 3438.1600000000003, "text": " I've got a new invention."}, {"start": 3438.1600000000003, "end": 3439.1600000000003, "text": " Okay, not yet."}, {"start": 3439.1600000000003, "end": 3446.48, "text": " Okay, we need to solve this."}, {"start": 3446.48, "end": 3448.28, "text": " How about before eating?"}, {"start": 3448.28, "end": 3457.6800000000003, "text": " And this is kind of like a mouth plus corey combination."}, {"start": 3457.6800000000003, "end": 3467.1200000000003, "text": " He could say like, needs some."}, {"start": 3467.1200000000003, "end": 3475.28, "text": " It's a little fan service-y."}, {"start": 3475.28, "end": 3477.28, "text": " Mama?"}, {"start": 3483.28, "end": 3485.28, "text": " Liz?"}, {"start": 3491.28, "end": 3493.28, "text": " Needs some Mama Liz."}, {"start": 3493.28, "end": 3495.28, "text": " Needs some Mama Liz."}, {"start": 3495.28, "end": 3501.28, "text": " So it should say Needs some Mama Liz, chili oil, but Needs some Mama Liz, his cadence is so good."}, {"start": 3501.28, "end": 3503.28, "text": " It's already good."}, {"start": 3505.28, "end": 3515.28, "text": " I think I'm going to leave it as is."}, {"start": 3515.28, "end": 3520.0400000000004, "text": " We're trying to strike a balance, by the way, between having a lot of me's, which is funny,"}, {"start": 3520.0400000000004, "end": 3525.96, "text": " but also deepening the relationship between our existing me's so we can get some story"}, {"start": 3525.96, "end": 3526.96, "text": " lines developed here."}, {"start": 3526.96, "end": 3529.1200000000003, "text": " Because right now they're all still very much like-"}, {"start": 3529.1200000000003, "end": 3531.6800000000003, "text": " I want to be the best on I-Law Grand V-Ga-Had-"}, {"start": 3531.6800000000003, "end": 3534.0, "text": " They're feeling each other out still."}, {"start": 3534.0, "end": 3536.0, "text": " I don't even care what it is."}, {"start": 3537.0, "end": 3539.0, "text": " You got the best before eating catchphrase."}, {"start": 3543.0, "end": 3545.0, "text": " I can't believe we only found..."}, {"start": 3545.0, "end": 3546.0, "text": " Me, I'm Mama Liz."}, {"start": 3547.0, "end": 3553.0, "text": " I can't believe we've only found one food anyone loves, and it's Daniel Plainview and baked beans, man."}, {"start": 3553.0, "end": 3566.36, "text": " Oh, his new favorite food and it's we should start feeding that we need to get these out"}, {"start": 3566.36, "end": 3573.3, "text": " of here the two and the three and make it so he only eats now he only eats meatless"}, {"start": 3573.3, "end": 3574.3, "text": " foods."}, {"start": 3574.3, "end": 3577.46, "text": " need some mama Liz"}, {"start": 3577.46, "end": 3581.78, "text": " half of the characterization in this game is diet"}, {"start": 3581.78, "end": 3587.98, "text": " it's like Chow Yun Fat said in an autumn's tale"}, {"start": 3587.98, "end": 3592.5, "text": " a country is as good as its people and its people are as good as their food"}, {"start": 3592.5, "end": 3596.94, "text": " nah figurehead was he was spitting with that one"}, {"start": 3596.94, "end": 3602.2200000000003, "text": " and you um wait wait wait wait"}, {"start": 3602.2200000000003, "end": 3608.6600000000003, "text": " Oh, what do you need?"}, {"start": 3608.6600000000003, "end": 3611.1800000000003, "text": " I want to pick you up."}, {"start": 3611.1800000000003, "end": 3614.2200000000003, "text": " I want to pick you up by the head."}, {"start": 3614.2200000000003, "end": 3620.9, "text": " Bro, why is he so mercurial?"}, {"start": 3620.9, "end": 3622.38, "text": " You need to be friends with Gordon Ramsay."}, {"start": 3622.38, "end": 3626.86, "text": " I think that's your current story arc."}, {"start": 3626.86, "end": 3628.42, "text": " Is you want to be friends with Gordon?"}, {"start": 3628.42, "end": 3630.7000000000003, "text": " Good morning, Gordon Ramsay."}, {"start": 3630.7000000000003, "end": 3632.2000000000003, "text": " Good morning, mouse."}, {"start": 3632.2000000000003, "end": 3635.4, "text": " Ooh, Kindlewanda. Shorty. Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 3635.4, "end": 3637.2000000000003, "text": " He said short beef. I heard him."}, {"start": 3637.2000000000003, "end": 3639.2000000000003, "text": " Captain Man? Dance or beef?"}, {"start": 3639.2000000000003, "end": 3640.5000000000005, "text": " Do you think that's rolling?"}, {"start": 3640.5000000000005, "end": 3641.0000000000005, "text": " Limp or..."}, {"start": 3641.0000000000005, "end": 3643.0000000000005, "text": " I don't like Poly Walnuts with that look, man."}, {"start": 3643.0000000000005, "end": 3644.9, "text": " I'm not a cracker. I'm pressing well."}, {"start": 3644.9, "end": 3646.0000000000005, "text": " Wait, wait!"}, {"start": 3646.0000000000005, "end": 3647.5000000000005, "text": " I think I'm gonna have a flame on my neck."}, {"start": 3647.5000000000005, "end": 3648.2000000000003, "text": " I'm gonna have a..."}, {"start": 3648.2000000000003, "end": 3649.1000000000004, "text": " Oh, and I'm..."}, {"start": 3649.1000000000004, "end": 3650.0000000000005, "text": " ...living a mess."}, {"start": 3650.0000000000005, "end": 3650.9, "text": " Ooh."}, {"start": 3650.9, "end": 3652.3, "text": " Could have been something."}, {"start": 3652.3, "end": 3655.7000000000003, "text": " Poly Walnuts seems to be watching Daniel playing view closely."}, {"start": 3655.7000000000003, "end": 3657.0000000000005, "text": " I'm picking up a limbo."}, {"start": 3657.0000000000005, "end": 3657.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3657.9, "end": 3660.5000000000005, "text": " I've never seen Polly with this kind of energy, man."}, {"start": 3660.5, "end": 3664.18, "text": " Daniel Plainview, hey T, good morning."}, {"start": 3664.18, "end": 3665.42, "text": " It was so drifful."}, {"start": 3665.42, "end": 3666.54, "text": " Two of them will get along well"}, {"start": 3666.54, "end": 3668.34, "text": " because they're about the same age."}, {"start": 3668.34, "end": 3670.46, "text": " It is kind of crazy to think that Paulie Walnuts"}, {"start": 3670.46, "end": 3672.62, "text": " is like literally a hundred years younger"}, {"start": 3672.62, "end": 3673.9, "text": " than Daniel Plainview."}, {"start": 3676.82, "end": 3678.78, "text": " Now I'm closer with Daniel Plainview."}, {"start": 3678.78, "end": 3680.02, "text": " Thank you, Marrone."}, {"start": 3681.9, "end": 3683.58, "text": " Don't call me."}, {"start": 3683.58, "end": 3684.54, "text": " You're too young."}, {"start": 3684.54, "end": 3685.38, "text": " Don't call me that."}, {"start": 3685.38, "end": 3686.78, "text": " But at the same time, it's time for you"}, {"start": 3686.78, "end": 3688.74, "text": " to have some more Italian food, bro."}, {"start": 3688.7400000000002, "end": 3692.7400000000002, "text": " Um, hate tea."}, {"start": 3692.7400000000002, "end": 3696.7400000000002, "text": " Hate pee."}, {"start": 3696.7400000000002, "end": 3702.7400000000002, "text": " What? I mean, I'm sorry to tell you, brother. I think you might just be back in Lasagna territory."}, {"start": 3702.7400000000002, "end": 3704.7400000000002, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 3707.7400000000002, "end": 3712.7400000000002, "text": " It fills you up mighty nice. I don't know what you want me to say."}, {"start": 3712.7400000000002, "end": 3717.7400000000002, "text": " Lasagna kind of the perfect food in this game."}, {"start": 3717.7400000000002, "end": 3723.34, "text": " We do need, I saw Chibli make a gun yesterday that had a medello can as a silencer."}, {"start": 3723.34, "end": 3727.0600000000004, "text": " We do kind of need to make a gun for Polly Walnuts to have."}, {"start": 3727.0600000000004, "end": 3732.9, "text": " And I'm really not going to like interpolate the picture of Tony Soprano and Pie Olmai"}, {"start": 3732.9, "end": 3741.7400000000002, "text": " because I think that that could take like several hours of tracing, but rolling rockets"}, {"start": 3741.7400000000002, "end": 3742.7400000000002, "text": " are crazy too."}, {"start": 3742.7400000000002, "end": 3747.6200000000003, "text": " The thing with rolling rockets though is that I need the AVGN to fucking do something."}, {"start": 3747.62, "end": 3752.7799999999997, "text": " If ABGN would do something, I would feel more compelled to invest in his story, but he's"}, {"start": 3752.7799999999997, "end": 3755.8599999999997, "text": " not fucking doing anything, man."}, {"start": 3755.8599999999997, "end": 3761.06, "text": " He's just sitting there, like on his ass, playing video games."}, {"start": 3761.06, "end": 3770.46, "text": " No matter how much I try, go ahead and give me some vocal styles, man."}, {"start": 3770.46, "end": 3773.9, "text": " And what are you doing right now?"}, {"start": 3773.9, "end": 3775.4, "text": " I'm playing with my dolls."}, {"start": 3780.6, "end": 3784.7000000000003, "text": " Speaking of which, okay, ABGN, can we at least have you, like, make friends or something?"}, {"start": 3785.4, "end": 3787.4, "text": " Eh, dude, it's..."}, {"start": 3788.2000000000003, "end": 3789.4, "text": " It's too real."}, {"start": 3789.8, "end": 3793.2000000000003, "text": " It's too real. He's pondering the controller and getting steamed up."}, {"start": 3795.1, "end": 3795.6, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 3796.9, "end": 3797.4, "text": " Uh..."}, {"start": 3797.9, "end": 3798.4, "text": " Ryan."}, {"start": 3798.9, "end": 3799.4, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3800.0, "end": 3800.5, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 3801.1, "end": 3802.1, "text": " My mind was elsewhere."}, {"start": 3802.1, "end": 3809.1, "text": " Bro, you need some chicken and rice."}, {"start": 3809.1, "end": 3815.1, "text": " Schnitzel could also be a great word in the ABGN vernacular."}, {"start": 3815.1, "end": 3822.1, "text": " I just can't fathom the ABGN getting down with fucking polenta, man."}, {"start": 3822.1, "end": 3831.1, "text": " It just doesn't feel right."}, {"start": 3831.1, "end": 3835.7799999999997, "text": " Your family's stuck in the house you got to add stairs or something so they can get to the beach wait"}, {"start": 3835.7799999999997, "end": 3839.88, "text": " You might be right. Maybe that's why I haven't seen my family walking around the island in a bit"}, {"start": 3840.1, "end": 3843.64, "text": " Then you'll plain view fucked up the walkability score the city man"}, {"start": 3850.66, "end": 3853.46, "text": " Morning Mel the angry video game"}, {"start": 3861.1, "end": 3863.1, "text": " He's getting there. He's got the spirit."}, {"start": 3865.1, "end": 3867.1, "text": " You know, he's the sitting one."}, {"start": 3869.1, "end": 3871.1, "text": " If you don't know by now."}, {"start": 3872.1, "end": 3875.1, "text": " Okay, so you guys need the ability to get out of your house."}, {"start": 3876.1, "end": 3878.1, "text": " Which honestly, we should also probably give the chat."}, {"start": 3881.1, "end": 3882.1, "text": " But IRL."}, {"start": 3884.1, "end": 3886.1, "text": " Need some beach stairs."}, {"start": 3886.1, "end": 3889.1, "text": " Those might just be an amenity now that I think about it."}, {"start": 3891.1, "end": 3898.62, "text": " Welcome."}, {"start": 3898.62, "end": 3901.62, "text": " They are an amenity."}, {"start": 3901.62, "end": 3904.1, "text": " Here's some stone beach stairs."}, {"start": 3904.1, "end": 3907.1, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 3907.1, "end": 3908.1, "text": " Amen."}, {"start": 3908.1, "end": 3909.1, "text": " There."}, {"start": 3909.1, "end": 3910.1, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3910.1, "end": 3911.1, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3911.1, "end": 3912.1, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3912.1, "end": 3913.1, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3913.1, "end": 3914.1, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 3914.1, "end": 3921.1, "text": " Give me out a potion that makes everyone within two feet vacate their bowels."}, {"start": 3921.1, "end": 3923.1, "text": " It's an interesting idea."}, {"start": 3923.1, "end": 3925.1, "text": " Very interesting idea."}, {"start": 3925.1, "end": 3929.1, "text": " I suppose we could also just flip our house around the other way and that could make it work."}, {"start": 3929.1, "end": 3930.1, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 3930.1, "end": 3933.1, "text": " To be honest, I don't necessarily want them to have it."}, {"start": 3933.1, "end": 3936.1, "text": " I mean this is like serious dollhouse stuff at this point."}, {"start": 3936.1, "end": 3943.1, "text": " But I just don't like the idea of my family being able to unaccident."}, {"start": 3943.1, "end": 3950.22, "text": " finding it inaccessible to get to the actual city itself so if you would be so"}, {"start": 3950.22, "end": 3962.74, "text": " kind as to build a road right to our front door and then look at bro the"}, {"start": 3962.7400000000002, "end": 3964.0000000000005, "text": " Streetlight could be peak."}, {"start": 3976.6800000000003, "end": 3978.1400000000003, "text": " Urban blight."}, {"start": 3978.1400000000003, "end": 3980.46, "text": " Sidewalks are not urban blight, bro."}, {"start": 3983.5800000000004, "end": 3985.34, "text": " Why is there a fourth room on the house?"}, {"start": 3985.34, "end": 3986.6400000000003, "text": " Oh, you don't know Michael?"}, {"start": 3986.64, "end": 3997.8599999999997, "text": " That's Michael's room, bro."}, {"start": 3997.8599999999997, "end": 4000.0, "text": " I would like to copy this."}, {"start": 4000.0, "end": 4001.0, "text": " I don't think I can do that."}, {"start": 4001.0, "end": 4003.44, "text": " I think I need to go to the store."}, {"start": 4003.44, "end": 4008.16, "text": " Yes, check the mega thread, exclamation point, Michael, to get all the information about"}, {"start": 4008.16, "end": 4009.16, "text": " Michael."}, {"start": 4009.16, "end": 4010.16, "text": " Why is he called Michael?"}, {"start": 4010.16, "end": 4013.7999999999997, "text": " I'm hoping we'll get an answer for that maybe even today, but it could take several"}, {"start": 4013.8, "end": 4023.0, "text": " seasons to develop that the through line to that part of the story thank you very much"}, {"start": 4030.76, "end": 4031.88, "text": " it's the wrong color man"}, {"start": 4036.84, "end": 4037.7200000000003, "text": " welcome"}, {"start": 4037.7200000000003, "end": 4043.6000000000004, "text": " Thank you very much looks pretty bad"}, {"start": 4048.76, "end": 4051.96, "text": " There you go, I mean it's still it listen the island"}, {"start": 4053.44, "end": 4056.1600000000003, "text": " No, do not undo the changes that we've done to the island"}, {"start": 4057.4800000000005, "end": 4062.88, "text": " The island needs a little bit of work for sure because we got to build some new houses to accommodate like Elizabeth Holmes"}, {"start": 4063.84, "end": 4066.2400000000002, "text": " We might end up honestly having to like"}, {"start": 4066.2400000000002, "end": 4070.6800000000003, "text": " turn Daniel plain views compound into like public housing or something like"}, {"start": 4070.6800000000003, "end": 4079.0400000000004, "text": " that um but we'll see okay so you didn't you weren't sure that you liked the"}, {"start": 4079.0400000000004, "end": 4083.88, "text": " rabbit huh but you get every time I look at you I see you observing the"}, {"start": 4083.88, "end": 4090.0000000000005, "text": " rabbit and smiling and clapping how interesting"}, {"start": 4090.0, "end": 4093.58, "text": " How delightful."}, {"start": 4093.58, "end": 4097.74, "text": " Austin, they're gushing about the yummy cake they serve here."}, {"start": 4097.74, "end": 4100.0, "text": " Austin spends all day in the restaurant."}, {"start": 4100.0, "end": 4103.62, "text": " I'm a little upset right now."}, {"start": 4103.62, "end": 4113.9, "text": " Okay, well first off, trying to think of what food Austin powers would go crazy for."}, {"start": 4113.9, "end": 4118.0599999999995, "text": " It seems like the type of motherfucker that could really devour a candy apple."}, {"start": 4127.0599999999995, "end": 4130.62, "text": " Cigarettes? I think Austin Powers is canonically a non-smoker."}, {"start": 4132.0599999999995, "end": 4137.46, "text": " Because, uh, I believe that doesn't Liz Hurley ask him,"}, {"start": 4137.7, "end": 4141.62, "text": " Austin, do you smoke after sex? And he goes, I don't know, baby. I've never looked."}, {"start": 4143.9, "end": 4145.9, "text": " Something like that."}, {"start": 4148.9, "end": 4150.9, "text": " It's a pretty good line."}, {"start": 4159.9, "end": 4162.9, "text": " Gold member did offer him a smoke and a pancake."}, {"start": 4162.9, "end": 4170.9, "text": " If you had to take one of Gold member's combinations of smoked items and pancakes."}, {"start": 4173.9, "end": 4179.179999999999, "text": " Various breakfast type flatbreads. What are you taking? Yeah, but bong in a blitz is pretty"}, {"start": 4179.179999999999, "end": 4182.5, "text": " I mean that's that's high on the power rankings for sure"}, {"start": 4185.099999999999, "end": 4187.099999999999, "text": " Cigar in a crepe"}, {"start": 4187.62, "end": 4190.379999999999, "text": " It's very kind of like French Riviera view"}, {"start": 4192.66, "end": 4194.66, "text": " Richie needs to be mouth to"}, {"start": 4194.94, "end": 4196.94, "text": " Good seeing you"}, {"start": 4197.219999999999, "end": 4201.58, "text": " He does light cigarettes for the sex bots. Wait, sorry. They're not called sex bots"}, {"start": 4201.58, "end": 4204.58, "text": " Why did I read that verbatim?"}, {"start": 4204.58, "end": 4207.58, "text": " You're not a real knower, they're called Fenbots."}, {"start": 4207.58, "end": 4211.58, "text": " They're not designed for sex, they're designed to kill Austin Powers, bro."}, {"start": 4213.58, "end": 4215.58, "text": " I've got time to kill."}, {"start": 4215.58, "end": 4218.58, "text": " I could use some good books to read."}, {"start": 4218.58, "end": 4221.58, "text": " You would fuck with The Stranger, bro."}, {"start": 4221.58, "end": 4222.58, "text": " I'll give you a book."}, {"start": 4222.58, "end": 4225.58, "text": " Funny comic for Richie Tenenbaum?"}, {"start": 4225.58, "end": 4229.58, "text": " No man, I think we gotta create our own book for Richie Tenenbaum."}, {"start": 4231.58, "end": 4240.62, "text": " Don't read the news, bro."}, {"start": 4240.62, "end": 4241.62, "text": " That's fine."}, {"start": 4241.62, "end": 4247.94, "text": " We can start with a white book."}, {"start": 4247.94, "end": 4249.26, "text": " Why does he look so good?"}, {"start": 4249.26, "end": 4252.7, "text": " Because there's no Margo."}, {"start": 4252.7, "end": 4253.7, "text": " Am I right?"}, {"start": 4253.7, "end": 4254.7, "text": " R slash sips tea?"}, {"start": 4254.7, "end": 4256.5, "text": " Why does Richie Tendonbaum look so good?"}, {"start": 4256.5, "end": 4260.58, "text": " Yeah, because Margo's not on the island."}, {"start": 4260.58, "end": 4265.58, "text": " Oh, okay, this stranger..."}, {"start": 4265.58, "end": 4268.58, "text": " I out there can move."}, {"start": 4268.58, "end": 4271.58, "text": " And then let's find, let's find a..."}, {"start": 4271.58, "end": 4273.58, "text": " Oh, this is perfect, man."}, {"start": 4273.58, "end": 4275.58, "text": " I can absolutely..."}, {"start": 4275.58, "end": 4277.58, "text": " This better not be in WebP."}, {"start": 4277.58, "end": 4280.58, "text": " JPEG IMAGE!"}, {"start": 4280.58, "end": 4282.58, "text": " Don't give him the stranger?"}, {"start": 4282.58, "end": 4283.58, "text": " Why? It's a good book."}, {"start": 4283.58, "end": 4285.58, "text": " He's got the maturity to handle it"}, {"start": 4285.58, "end": 4288.58, "text": " without doing something he regrets."}, {"start": 4290.58, "end": 4295.1, "text": " Next one could be the death of Ivan Ilych."}, {"start": 4295.58, "end": 4302.58, "text": " This one's called The Stranger Cool. I mean this is easy man."}, {"start": 4302.58, "end": 4308.58, "text": " I don't know why it says Earth on it. Like yeah I know what planet I'm on man."}, {"start": 4308.58, "end": 4330.22, "text": " First things first, we're gonna need like, it's kinda got like, like a beige undercoat."}, {"start": 4330.22, "end": 4336.9400000000005, "text": " perhaps in this region right here. Oh that's really that's fucking good man that's fucking good"}, {"start": 4339.1, "end": 4343.26, "text": " and then I mean I picked the perfect cover to make it like easy here for sure."}, {"start": 4344.62, "end": 4348.860000000001, "text": " I'm realizing I might actually be like an undiscovered prodigy in the art world."}, {"start": 4351.820000000001, "end": 4355.5, "text": " I'm gonna say we need a black rectangle for the next part."}, {"start": 4360.22, "end": 4366.46, "text": " Why am I replacing like tones that I actually need?"}, {"start": 4366.46, "end": 4368.66, "text": " Now we can work on that in post."}, {"start": 4368.66, "end": 4380.06, "text": " You're going to give me something like..."}, {"start": 4380.06, "end": 4385.02, "text": " Eyeball it."}, {"start": 4385.02, "end": 4388.34, "text": " Something like that right there looks really good."}, {"start": 4388.34, "end": 4389.34, "text": " Is the book open?"}, {"start": 4389.34, "end": 4393.34, "text": " We'll just... it's called Artistic License, sweetheart."}, {"start": 4395.34, "end": 4396.34, "text": " Okay, that looks great."}, {"start": 4396.34, "end": 4399.34, "text": " And then we need two red rectangles."}, {"start": 4402.34, "end": 4404.34, "text": " Guys, I made a huge mistake."}, {"start": 4409.34, "end": 4413.34, "text": " You need to press the A button to confirm your transformation."}, {"start": 4413.34, "end": 4416.34, "text": " I should know that. I've been using Photoshop for a long time."}, {"start": 4416.34, "end": 4426.14, "text": " I can live with that."}, {"start": 4426.14, "end": 4431.02, "text": " And then this is where you really prove your fucking metal, bro."}, {"start": 4431.02, "end": 4442.860000000001, "text": " When you want one of these, I'm going to say like that is perfect, and then duplicate"}, {"start": 4442.86, "end": 4453.339999999999, "text": " it and shrink it now it's not gonna work we need to create another one just off"}, {"start": 4453.339999999999, "end": 4455.86, "text": " centered"}, {"start": 4464.139999999999, "end": 4467.7, "text": " holy fuck"}, {"start": 4472.86, "end": 4480.28, "text": " I love it."}, {"start": 4480.28, "end": 4486.92, "text": " And then I'm thinking, we could, could we make him Albert Camille?"}, {"start": 4486.92, "end": 4487.92, "text": " Or is that too much?"}, {"start": 4487.92, "end": 4489.92, "text": " Is that too much?"}, {"start": 4489.92, "end": 4495.5599999999995, "text": " It might be too much."}, {"start": 4495.5599999999995, "end": 4496.719999999999, "text": " Top is off by one."}, {"start": 4496.719999999999, "end": 4500.759999999999, "text": " It doesn't matter because once it's in the game it's going to look like four pixels"}, {"start": 4500.759999999999, "end": 4501.759999999999, "text": " big."}, {"start": 4501.76, "end": 4509.92, "text": " even worry about that. Um, we'll fix the impost anyway."}, {"start": 4513.04, "end": 4516.96, "text": " Oh, all caps down there."}, {"start": 4516.96, "end": 4539.96, "text": " I think that looks awesome."}, {"start": 4539.96, "end": 4541.96, "text": " L'\u00e9tranger."}, {"start": 4555.96, "end": 4557.96, "text": " Where my damn apostrophe at, man?"}, {"start": 4559.4800000000005, "end": 4562.84, "text": " No, man, they're elevating back tick over apostrophe."}, {"start": 4564.76, "end": 4566.76, "text": " Pick me up, mom."}, {"start": 4569.96, "end": 4577.2, "text": " J. Cut what the French call a certain."}, {"start": 4577.2, "end": 4591.96, "text": " I don't know what you're missing the exanthegu will add it in post."}, {"start": 4591.96, "end": 4602.64, "text": " And now I don't even, this says, it says N-R-F, N-R-F, like I don't know what that's"}, {"start": 4602.64, "end": 4603.64, "text": " from though."}, {"start": 4603.64, "end": 4615.84, "text": " And then it also says, Gallimar."}, {"start": 4615.84, "end": 4617.44, "text": " You can change the fonts."}, {"start": 4617.4400000000005, "end": 4625.4400000000005, "text": " Yeah, well, you can't change the feeling, but you can change the feeling about the feelings in a second or two. Uh-huh."}, {"start": 4627.4400000000005, "end": 4629.4400000000005, "text": " People always come around."}, {"start": 4635.4400000000005, "end": 4637.4400000000005, "text": " It's sunny in 75, buddy."}, {"start": 4640.4400000000005, "end": 4641.4400000000005, "text": " You hear that?"}, {"start": 4641.4400000000005, "end": 4647.4800000000005, "text": " Can you actually?"}, {"start": 4647.4800000000005, "end": 4650.000000000001, "text": " Damn, you can too."}, {"start": 4650.000000000001, "end": 4657.000000000001, "text": " That's huge."}, {"start": 4657.000000000001, "end": 4670.88, "text": " This is going to go crazy."}, {"start": 4670.88, "end": 4672.68, "text": " It's a little thick, if I may."}, {"start": 4677.4800000000005, "end": 4679.58, "text": " You should add Kevin O'Leary."}, {"start": 4679.58, "end": 4681.92, "text": " I don't really like the implications of Kevin O'Leary"}, {"start": 4681.92, "end": 4685.52, "text": " being in like a, an island environment."}, {"start": 4689.86, "end": 4690.86, "text": " What kind of book is this?"}, {"start": 4690.86, "end": 4692.46, "text": " That's an interesting question."}, {"start": 4694.6, "end": 4697.4400000000005, "text": " Le Tranger, can I say something?"}, {"start": 4697.4400000000005, "end": 4699.86, "text": " I was wrong, the accent should actually be bigger,"}, {"start": 4699.86, "end": 4701.74, "text": " but I think it doesn't really matter."}, {"start": 4703.42, "end": 4707.74, "text": " And then here's the, oh, we should add fucking bluey, man."}, {"start": 4707.74, "end": 4709.339999999999, "text": " Here's the hard part, it's like"}, {"start": 4713.0599999999995, "end": 4714.62, "text": " smoothing out"}, {"start": 4716.46, "end": 4717.299999999999, "text": " this."}, {"start": 4722.78, "end": 4727.78, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 4727.78, "end": 4731.42, "text": " I really thought I could do this in cursive."}, {"start": 4731.42, "end": 4734.78, "text": " This is like when you have to e-sign the document."}, {"start": 4734.78, "end": 4762.78, "text": " how's that? that looks fucking horrible! it literally habitalexed? wait, source?"}, {"start": 4762.78, "end": 4792.74, "text": " That's literally fine."}, {"start": 4792.74, "end": 4793.58, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 4795.62, "end": 4797.099999999999, "text": " I'm not gonna draw the tail."}, {"start": 4797.099999999999, "end": 4798.38, "text": " As long as they know it's The Stranger,"}, {"start": 4798.38, "end": 4800.0199999999995, "text": " that's all that matters."}, {"start": 4800.0199999999995, "end": 4801.76, "text": " What kind of book is this?"}, {"start": 4804.66, "end": 4805.82, "text": " It's The Stranger, bro."}, {"start": 4814.099999999999, "end": 4816.139999999999, "text": " Guys, can I ask you a question?"}, {"start": 4816.139999999999, "end": 4817.9, "text": " Why is every good movie"}, {"start": 4817.9, "end": 4818.78, "text": " The Stranger"}, {"start": 4818.78, "end": 4820.679999999999, "text": " produced by Janice Films?"}, {"start": 4822.74, "end": 4826.179999999999, "text": " Like, there's not a lot of heuristics that you can rely on in the modern era."}, {"start": 4826.179999999999, "end": 4830.5, "text": " If you start a movie on the criterion channel and you see the Janus films logo,"}, {"start": 4830.5, "end": 4833.139999999999, "text": " you know you're in good fucking hands, man."}, {"start": 4834.9, "end": 4839.3, "text": " They literally... I don't even know, they distribute, okay, but they literally"}, {"start": 4839.3, "end": 4842.099999999999, "text": " distribute like every good movie that's ever come out."}, {"start": 4846.26, "end": 4849.219999999999, "text": " How do you stra... How do you say this? How do you strange this?"}, {"start": 4849.22, "end": 4867.26, "text": " Content, Lay, Tron, J."}, {"start": 4867.26, "end": 4870.42, "text": " That's so fucking good."}, {"start": 4870.42, "end": 4875.88, "text": " That's so awesome."}, {"start": 4875.88, "end": 4883.52, "text": " It's not really a challenge, you read."}, {"start": 4883.52, "end": 4884.52, "text": " Is it terrifying?"}, {"start": 4884.52, "end": 4886.52, "text": " I don't know if I say terrifying."}, {"start": 4886.52, "end": 4889.2, "text": " I guess it challenges your worldview."}, {"start": 4889.2, "end": 4890.76, "text": " Blurb."}, {"start": 4890.76, "end": 4900.36, "text": " Blurb is probably..."}, {"start": 4900.36, "end": 4902.04, "text": " Nothing ever happens."}, {"start": 4911.719999999999, "end": 4913.719999999999, "text": " Actually, you know what the blurb should be?"}, {"start": 4920.639999999999, "end": 4922.12, "text": " I think I've struck gold."}, {"start": 4925.759999999999, "end": 4926.759999999999, "text": " I don't"}, {"start": 4926.76, "end": 4928.76, "text": " Care?"}, {"start": 4928.76, "end": 4930.76, "text": " Do..."}, {"start": 4930.76, "end": 4932.76, "text": " You?"}, {"start": 4932.76, "end": 4938.76, "text": " RIP Melania, you would fuck with Leitrache."}, {"start": 4938.76, "end": 4944.76, "text": " R slash anti-car Melania, be like, I don't car the you?"}, {"start": 4944.76, "end": 4946.76, "text": " Yeah, you see now you're getting it."}, {"start": 4946.76, "end": 4948.76, "text": " Fubber style?"}, {"start": 4948.76, "end": 4954.400000000001, "text": " R slash anti-carmelania be like I don't card to you yeah see now you're getting"}, {"start": 4954.400000000001, "end": 4967.24, "text": " it cover style Japanese Leetrange color of the book let's give it a little yeah"}, {"start": 4967.24, "end": 4969.24, "text": " I like that"}, {"start": 4973.599999999999, "end": 4975.599999999999, "text": " I think that's perfect"}, {"start": 4977.28, "end": 4980.639999999999, "text": " It's a little off-center, but it looks so fucking good"}, {"start": 4984.92, "end": 4988.62, "text": " Yeah, I think we're gonna need 15 copies of the stranger maybe"}, {"start": 4988.62, "end": 4990.62, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4995.62, "end": 4998.62, "text": " Is that Asia? Yeah, yeah, that's Asia."}, {"start": 4998.62, "end": 5003.62, "text": " Everybody on the island is fucking with Asia by Stevie Baren."}, {"start": 5009.62, "end": 5012.62, "text": " Now, Richie Tenenbaum, he needs some food."}, {"start": 5012.62, "end": 5015.62, "text": " Most Royal Tenenbaum's coated food out of all these."}, {"start": 5015.62, "end": 5019.78, "text": " I would definitely say like a perfect omelette feels very Royal Tendon Bumps coated"}, {"start": 5031.3, "end": 5035.9, "text": " Have you read the stranger? Yeah, I read it I read it yesterday, but maybe it was today"}, {"start": 5035.900000000001, "end": 5051.26, "text": " maybe I'll read it again in the fall can I say something I also think Richie"}, {"start": 5051.26, "end": 5056.34, "text": " Tenenbaum would fucking love Asia"}, {"start": 5056.34, "end": 5067.38, "text": " He really liked it. How would you know, bro? You haven't listened to it yet."}, {"start": 5067.38, "end": 5073.78, "text": " Maybe you have listened to it. You haven't listened to it enough to fucking get it yet."}, {"start": 5073.78, "end": 5078.7, "text": " Steely Dan sucks ass. Hey buddy, fuck you."}, {"start": 5078.7, "end": 5083.74, "text": " What else does Richie Teno... I mean, I'm not gonna make him say, I'm going to kill"}, {"start": 5083.74, "end": 5093.98, "text": " myself today every time he eats food okay that's too much. Famous Richie Teninbongs."}, {"start": 5101.98, "end": 5108.7, "text": " Richie. Richie. Richie. I'm searching for Richie."}, {"start": 5108.7, "end": 5117.38, "text": " Here's one Richie I'm going to kill myself tomorrow Richie says I wrote a suicide"}, {"start": 5117.38, "end": 5123.82, "text": " notes Richie speaking about his suicide attempt"}, {"start": 5126.94, "end": 5133.179999999999, "text": " Richie saying I have to tell you something but he's talking to Margot"}, {"start": 5133.18, "end": 5142.18, "text": " Richie's saying, yeah."}, {"start": 5142.18, "end": 5152.700000000001, "text": " Young Richie Tenenbaum, no that's not really apropos."}, {"start": 5152.7, "end": 5159.7, "text": " I kinda think this movie is in a comedy, man."}, {"start": 5159.7, "end": 5162.7, "text": " Could just make him fart."}, {"start": 5162.7, "end": 5163.7, "text": " I mean, I'll tell you-"}, {"start": 5163.7, "end": 5165.7, "text": " I speak with a loud voice."}, {"start": 5165.7, "end": 5166.7, "text": " I'll tell you one thing."}, {"start": 5166.7, "end": 5175.7, "text": " Oh, I already gave him cries when I'm angry, huh?"}, {"start": 5175.7, "end": 5177.7, "text": " Wait, I'm gonna feed myself tomorrow."}, {"start": 5177.7, "end": 5179.7, "text": " I mean, it kinda makes..."}, {"start": 5179.7, "end": 5181.7, "text": " It makes light of the situation."}, {"start": 5184.74, "end": 5189.46, "text": " You kind of walks like that, I would say."}, {"start": 5191.3, "end": 5198.34, "text": " Stands restlessly. Stands while adjusting glasses. I mean that's kind of like a nothing burger. He needs more, man."}, {"start": 5200.26, "end": 5204.179999999999, "text": " Certainly feel like he meets with a...he meets with a knob."}, {"start": 5204.18, "end": 5211.62, "text": " Okay I'm gonna fill myself is actually it might be too much I'm not trying to"}, {"start": 5211.62, "end": 5216.780000000001, "text": " make light of Richie Tenenbaum's mental health concerns but that's actually"}, {"start": 5216.780000000001, "end": 5226.3, "text": " awesome. This is why it's so great to play this game with chat and definitely"}, {"start": 5226.3, "end": 5239.78, "text": " I'm not I am. I'm going to."}, {"start": 5239.78, "end": 5247.78, "text": " I'm going to fill."}, {"start": 5247.78, "end": 5252.78, "text": " No, they don't have it. Fill."}, {"start": 5252.78, "end": 5254.28, "text": " HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"}, {"start": 5256.94, "end": 5260.08, "text": " Okay, me-self-would-be-would-be-interesting-too."}, {"start": 5260.86, "end": 5262.32, "text": " I'm going to kill myself."}, {"start": 5263.66, "end": 5265.179999999999, "text": " I'm going to kill myself"}, {"start": 5276.3, "end": 5277.9, "text": " I'm going to kill myself"}, {"start": 5278.599999999999, "end": 5280.24, "text": " I always wanted to say that."}, {"start": 5280.24, "end": 5281.28, "text": " Yes, that's true."}, {"start": 5282.78, "end": 5286.28, "text": " It should be pronounced as yummy. Thanks."}, {"start": 5286.78, "end": 5290.28, "text": " That might be too real. What else are you eating in the Royal Tenenbombs, man?"}, {"start": 5291.78, "end": 5295.28, "text": " They ain't eating bulgogi in the Royal Tenenbombs. I'll tell you that much."}, {"start": 5295.28, "end": 5297.28, "text": " Roasted chestnuts ass family."}, {"start": 5297.28, "end": 5298.28, "text": " That's too much for me right now."}, {"start": 5298.28, "end": 5299.28, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 5303.28, "end": 5306.78, "text": " When the fuck- Oh, I thought I gave him a huge tote bag."}, {"start": 5308.78, "end": 5310.78, "text": " In the morning."}, {"start": 5310.78, "end": 5320.78, "text": " and a book of numbers and your remedies one of these surely we'll breathe out the sorrow"}, {"start": 5320.78, "end": 5328.78, "text": " he's gonna love Asia bro"}, {"start": 5328.78, "end": 5333.78, "text": " um hey we could play no repeats"}, {"start": 5333.78, "end": 5336.78, "text": " I literally will never play no repeats with you"}, {"start": 5336.78, "end": 5340.78, "text": " But you get can you get start some shit with the AVGN, okay?"}, {"start": 5341.7, "end": 5346.259999999999, "text": " Now I need you to disturb some shit now. That's not interested in AVGN"}, {"start": 5348.78, "end": 5356.679999999999, "text": " But AVGN things looks like how's our baby I'll go check on on Michael and just a sec here"}, {"start": 5366.78, "end": 5370.78, "text": " This is Michael. Michael's doing okay."}, {"start": 5370.78, "end": 5374.78, "text": " Um, good morning."}, {"start": 5374.78, "end": 5376.78, "text": " Oh, he's about to level up, too."}, {"start": 5376.78, "end": 5378.78, "text": " I'm sick. I wanna check."}, {"start": 5378.78, "end": 5380.78, "text": " True thing."}, {"start": 5382.78, "end": 5384.78, "text": " I'm curious what the real me likes, or whatever."}, {"start": 5384.78, "end": 5386.78, "text": " You don't exist, man."}, {"start": 5386.78, "end": 5388.78, "text": " Tell me one thing that the real me can't live without."}, {"start": 5388.78, "end": 5390.78, "text": " You don't exist."}, {"start": 5390.78, "end": 5398.7, "text": " So, that means we can actually start to build our first original character."}, {"start": 5398.7, "end": 5416.9, "text": " Something that real Michael can't live without is, for example, an envelope."}, {"start": 5416.900000000001, "end": 5417.740000000001, "text": " I've got it."}, {"start": 5421.06, "end": 5425.660000000001, "text": " You can't live without a Lamborghini."}, {"start": 5431.26, "end": 5432.1, "text": " Ursh."}, {"start": 5434.14, "end": 5434.9800000000005, "text": " Mustang."}, {"start": 5435.9800000000005, "end": 5436.9800000000005, "text": " Lamborghini Urus."}, {"start": 5440.3, "end": 5441.700000000001, "text": " Is that right?"}, {"start": 5441.700000000001, "end": 5444.06, "text": " Well, I think I'd like the real me"}, {"start": 5444.06, "end": 5445.860000000001, "text": " because I love a Lamborghini Urus."}, {"start": 5446.900000000001, "end": 5453.900000000001, "text": " just the thought of it made him happy. He got so happy he leveled up. That's sad."}, {"start": 5453.900000000001, "end": 5457.900000000001, "text": " The baby likes a Lamborghini Urus! Cade, what's the problem?"}, {"start": 5461.900000000001, "end": 5466.900000000001, "text": " I mean, here's a baby, so he throws tantrums. We'll let this character develop slowly."}, {"start": 5466.900000000001, "end": 5485.9400000000005, "text": " I feel like I got one step closer to my true self forever thank you for asking by the way"}, {"start": 5485.9400000000005, "end": 5493.620000000001, "text": " oh shit oh we got a new trip we interrupt to bring you some Amy you need to ask Connor"}, {"start": 5493.62, "end": 5495.62, "text": " I just received some wonderful news."}, {"start": 5497.12, "end": 5502.12, "text": " It's being reported that 20 types of island lingo are now being used on iLog Grand Villa."}, {"start": 5502.12, "end": 5506.12, "text": " Overjoyed residents have been talking all day, saying things like,"}, {"start": 5506.12, "end": 5509.62, "text": " nobody can stop us from talking with all these new things to say."}, {"start": 5509.62, "end": 5513.12, "text": " In recognition of this, brother will be presented with a silver speech bubble."}, {"start": 5513.12, "end": 5515.12, "text": " A silver speech bubble."}, {"start": 5515.12, "end": 5516.12, "text": " Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 5516.12, "end": 5517.12, "text": " How about that?"}, {"start": 5517.12, "end": 5519.62, "text": " I'm Amy Blue from the Doom Generation."}, {"start": 5519.62, "end": 5523.46, "text": " Yes, Michael inherited my, uh, type shit for a guy like me."}, {"start": 5523.46, "end": 5524.98, "text": " And I was talking about recently."}, {"start": 5524.98, "end": 5526.98, "text": " He also inherited, uh..."}, {"start": 5528.98, "end": 5530.98, "text": " Kate's iridaki masu."}, {"start": 5532.099999999999, "end": 5534.099999999999, "text": " Hey, good morning."}, {"start": 5534.82, "end": 5536.42, "text": " And my baldness, that's true."}, {"start": 5536.42, "end": 5539.14, "text": " Um, I just thought that it would be good."}, {"start": 5539.14, "end": 5541.54, "text": " I mean, you have not gotten, like, a single present so far."}, {"start": 5541.54, "end": 5544.34, "text": " You're a little baby. You probably love a rubber ducky."}, {"start": 5549.62, "end": 5573.3, "text": " What's wrong with our our actual child she do be talking like that and also she learned"}, {"start": 5573.3, "end": 5577.88, "text": " how to ride a bike I got a video of her yesterday learning how to ride a pedal bike without"}, {"start": 5577.88, "end": 5583.22, "text": " any support from daddy. That being said, everybody gangsta on the downhills, but"}, {"start": 5583.22, "end": 5587.82, "text": " once you get a little like a one or a two degree grade, all of a sudden it's"}, {"start": 5587.82, "end": 5590.7, "text": " oh daddy I need a push, daddy I need a push."}, {"start": 5590.7, "end": 5591.7, "text": " YESSSSS!"}, {"start": 5591.7, "end": 5595.7, "text": " What should we talk about?"}, {"start": 5595.7, "end": 5600.7, "text": " What should you talk about? You should not talk about Fester's Quest with Bob Dylan."}, {"start": 5600.7, "end": 5603.82, "text": " What did you have in mind?"}, {"start": 5603.82, "end": 5607.02, "text": " What should you talk about with Bob Dylan? That's easy, man."}, {"start": 5607.02, "end": 5609.02, "text": " A person they should talk about?"}, {"start": 5613.5, "end": 5615.5, "text": " Reuben Carter"}, {"start": 5617.34, "end": 5619.34, "text": " Stevie Wonder"}, {"start": 5619.820000000001, "end": 5622.14, "text": " We should add Stevie Wonder to the island man"}, {"start": 5624.38, "end": 5627.02, "text": " You can drag me all over"}, {"start": 5628.22, "end": 5631.34, "text": " Got it. I'll go talk to him about Reuben Carter"}, {"start": 5632.780000000001, "end": 5635.02, "text": " Reuben Carter was falsely tried, bro"}, {"start": 5637.02, "end": 5644.02, "text": " Good morning Bob Dylan!"}, {"start": 5644.02, "end": 5648.02, "text": " Do you feel like talking about?"}, {"start": 5648.02, "end": 5651.02, "text": " Reuben Carter!"}, {"start": 5651.02, "end": 5653.02, "text": " Sure!"}, {"start": 5653.02, "end": 5655.02, "text": " So, fun fact!"}, {"start": 5655.02, "end": 5658.02, "text": " Reuben Carter and I are both playing Chaferty Enthusiast."}, {"start": 5658.02, "end": 5659.02, "text": " You can't win them all."}, {"start": 5659.02, "end": 5661.02, "text": " Wait, really?"}, {"start": 5661.02, "end": 5663.02, "text": " I had no idea you were into that."}, {"start": 5663.02, "end": 5665.02, "text": " Everybody must get stoned."}, {"start": 5665.02, "end": 5672.02, "text": " Next time you feel like playing Jeopardy, help me in too, everybody must get stoned."}, {"start": 5672.02, "end": 5678.02, "text": " Sure. You're more than welcome to join us. I guess this makes us buds now."}, {"start": 5678.02, "end": 5683.02, "text": " Welcome to our new friendship. This is huge."}, {"start": 5683.02, "end": 5686.02, "text": " Wait. Uh, why would you change the subject like that?"}, {"start": 5686.02, "end": 5687.02, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 5687.02, "end": 5693.02, "text": " Everybody must get stoned."}, {"start": 5693.02, "end": 5695.02, "text": " He hates my daughter?"}, {"start": 5699.02, "end": 5705.02, "text": " It led to one of the top three tracks on the 1976 album Desire, actually."}, {"start": 5705.02, "end": 5708.02, "text": " That's all right. That's Bob's fault. That's not your fault."}, {"start": 5716.02, "end": 5718.02, "text": " She likes Kate better than you?"}, {"start": 5718.02, "end": 5721.02, "text": " I like Barry's day-to-day honestly."}, {"start": 5721.02, "end": 5724.9800000000005, "text": " depends we've got a little good cop bad cop thing going on"}, {"start": 5724.9800000000005, "end": 5728.22, "text": " um what else you got going on here"}, {"start": 5728.22, "end": 5732.860000000001, "text": " she is a bit of a scaredy cat if I'm being honest she was tweaking last night"}, {"start": 5732.860000000001, "end": 5733.3, "text": " Kate"}, {"start": 5733.3, "end": 5736.5, "text": " you know what she is in night owl too but I want to see her on the island"}, {"start": 5736.5, "end": 5740.5, "text": " she should be able to change her clothes as she sees fit she's pretty quirky"}, {"start": 5740.5, "end": 5745.22, "text": " does she still hate the piglings"}, {"start": 5745.22, "end": 5748.9400000000005, "text": " no I don't know what she was scared of last night she was like"}, {"start": 5748.9400000000005, "end": 5752.14, "text": " She was kicking her blankets off like crazy in the bed."}, {"start": 5753.9800000000005, "end": 5756.540000000001, "text": " But it wasn't Piglin related as far as I know."}, {"start": 5757.740000000001, "end": 5760.14, "text": " She likes Tamago Sushi, go ahead and have an omelet."}, {"start": 5761.34, "end": 5764.14, "text": " I think she just needed to go to the bathroom, but she wouldn't go."}, {"start": 5766.14, "end": 5767.540000000001, "text": " That's too, too real."}, {"start": 5774.240000000001, "end": 5778.14, "text": " It's a marriage load of love! Who made this, Cupid?"}, {"start": 5778.9400000000005, "end": 5784.14, "text": " It's like Cupid shot an arrow from its bow and it hit both of them in the ass!"}, {"start": 5784.14, "end": 5787.14, "text": " Fucking pervert get out of here, AVGN."}, {"start": 5790.14, "end": 5792.14, "text": " This is literally world, do not..."}, {"start": 5792.14, "end": 5794.14, "text": " Don't do this!"}, {"start": 5795.14, "end": 5797.14, "text": " Oh, wait, this is too real."}, {"start": 5804.64, "end": 5807.64, "text": " I thought they were gonna do a bit about how apparently it's all fun and games"}, {"start": 5807.64, "end": 5813.0, "text": " when daddy gets splashed but as soon as mommy gets splashed it's uh everything goes to defcon too"}, {"start": 5813.56, "end": 5817.72, "text": " but i should know by now i mean i've been married for 12 years at this point i should"}, {"start": 5817.72, "end": 5828.84, "text": " know by now there's a couple double standards yes bro said hum makes sense he why is he talking like"}, {"start": 5828.84, "end": 5830.84, "text": " Like, like, Richie's animal."}, {"start": 5833.28, "end": 5837.4400000000005, "text": " Bro, do you, you desperately need a copy of The Stranger right now?"}, {"start": 5837.4400000000005, "end": 5843.56, "text": " No, I can't give him a copy of The Stranger because then he'll read books instead of playing with his NES controller."}, {"start": 5843.56, "end": 5846.360000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, would you further develop this relationship, please?"}, {"start": 5847.24, "end": 5850.68, "text": " What's the matter? I just can't... move?"}, {"start": 5852.84, "end": 5855.24, "text": " Will this... a scoosh of that hand?"}, {"start": 5855.24, "end": 5863.04, "text": " Oh, I'm starting to feel better."}, {"start": 5863.04, "end": 5865.76, "text": " I vowed to return the favor one day."}, {"start": 5865.76, "end": 5867.76, "text": " Anyone would have helped."}, {"start": 5867.76, "end": 5872.5599999999995, "text": " Oh, now I still fucking hate him."}, {"start": 5872.5599999999995, "end": 5876.76, "text": " Hey, we're leveling up like crazy now."}, {"start": 5876.76, "end": 5881.32, "text": " I'll give him a rolling rock as soon as he produces one clip."}, {"start": 5881.32, "end": 5890.32, "text": " She's not produced a single clip yet."}, {"start": 5890.32, "end": 5892.32, "text": " Two more wishes we get Central, Eastern Europe."}, {"start": 5892.32, "end": 5893.32, "text": " It's tough."}, {"start": 5893.32, "end": 5894.32, "text": " Do you think?"}, {"start": 5894.32, "end": 5896.32, "text": " There's got to be one that's just Italy."}, {"start": 5896.32, "end": 5899.32, "text": " Italy has enough tourism cachet to get its own."}, {"start": 5899.32, "end": 5901.32, "text": " Because I want to make sure we're sending"}, {"start": 5901.32, "end": 5905.32, "text": " Polly Walnuts to Italy."}, {"start": 5905.32, "end": 5910.32, "text": " Who are we sending to Eastern Europe?"}, {"start": 5911.32, "end": 5918.32, "text": " Oh, there's a Mediterranean one, even better."}, {"start": 5918.32, "end": 5924.16, "text": " What's going on at Tamoria?"}, {"start": 5924.16, "end": 5929.599999999999, "text": " The three outcasts on the island talking again."}, {"start": 5929.599999999999, "end": 5934.799999999999, "text": " The punk pack?"}, {"start": 5934.799999999999, "end": 5938.28, "text": " I can resist squishing a cat's toe beans."}, {"start": 5938.28, "end": 5944.78, "text": " I'm 1950s Austin with the Pompadour baby, very cool, very greaser baby, yeah!"}, {"start": 5944.78, "end": 5946.78, "text": " Those aren't worth as much as you think."}, {"start": 5946.78, "end": 5949.28, "text": " They're worth 15 Beatles."}, {"start": 5950.28, "end": 5953.78, "text": " I've had upwards of 15 Beatles in my pockets."}, {"start": 5953.78, "end": 5955.28, "text": " All at once."}, {"start": 5955.28, "end": 5957.28, "text": " They're not too fast for me."}, {"start": 5957.28, "end": 5960.28, "text": " You're the baddest me around, Austin Perbert."}, {"start": 5960.28, "end": 5964.28, "text": " Rosecott more Beatles in Mark David Chapman baby, yeah!"}, {"start": 5964.28, "end": 5966.28, "text": " That's not very nice."}, {"start": 5966.28, "end": 5973.16, "text": " That's not it's the first thing that popped into my brain, but I should have thought about it a little more closely"}, {"start": 5977.599999999999, "end": 5985.219999999999, "text": " Is that Gordon Ramsay Kate you you recognize him you're the first person to guess this is Gordon Ramsay and not Ellen DeGeneres"}, {"start": 5986.46, "end": 5992.58, "text": " Good morning. I thought time to kill I could use some good books to read"}, {"start": 5996.28, "end": 6003.92, "text": " Now right now, Gordon, I need to develop relationships before I make the joy of cooking."}, {"start": 6003.92, "end": 6008.5599999999995, "text": " This is the riskiest part, is feeding Gordon something that you cook, because he didn't"}, {"start": 6008.5599999999995, "end": 6011.36, "text": " really fuck with the first food we gave him."}, {"start": 6011.36, "end": 6017.92, "text": " This is my polenta with some porcini mushrooms on top."}, {"start": 6017.92, "end": 6022.92, "text": " With the cauliflower puree on the side."}, {"start": 6022.92, "end": 6027.92, "text": " Delightful."}, {"start": 6027.92, "end": 6029.92, "text": " The plant is cooked perfectly."}, {"start": 6029.92, "end": 6031.92, "text": " You don't need it."}, {"start": 6031.92, "end": 6033.92, "text": " I've got time to kill."}, {"start": 6033.92, "end": 6036.92, "text": " I could use some good books to read."}, {"start": 6036.92, "end": 6039.92, "text": " Not right now, man."}, {"start": 6039.92, "end": 6041.92, "text": " Nathan, we gotta..."}, {"start": 6041.92, "end": 6046.92, "text": " We gotta get you out of here, man."}, {"start": 6046.92, "end": 6049.62, "text": " You're doing an ex-Saint Jude thing, but I uh..."}, {"start": 6052.42, "end": 6054.42, "text": " Yeah, thank you. Thank you, Sir Toasty."}, {"start": 6056.42, "end": 6057.92, "text": " Just give him late-trong\u00e9."}, {"start": 6058.42, "end": 6059.42, "text": " I've got time to kill you."}, {"start": 6059.42, "end": 6062.42, "text": " No! Just go on your phone like anybody else."}, {"start": 6066.72, "end": 6068.22, "text": " Account created 2012."}, {"start": 6068.22, "end": 6070.92, "text": " He'll be back. He just needs to submit it on band request."}, {"start": 6071.42, "end": 6072.42, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 6072.42, "end": 6078.9800000000005, "text": " I'm not going to give him the stranger because I don't want Gordon Ramsay to be walking around"}, {"start": 6078.9800000000005, "end": 6079.9800000000005, "text": " reading the stranger."}, {"start": 6079.9800000000005, "end": 6086.42, "text": " I want him to be going around reading the joy of cooking or some shit like that."}, {"start": 6086.42, "end": 6090.42, "text": " You got to give him something?"}, {"start": 6090.42, "end": 6091.42, "text": " Bet."}, {"start": 6091.42, "end": 6096.42, "text": " Broken Apple Mango."}, {"start": 6096.42, "end": 6109.62, "text": " Level up, you motherfucker."}, {"start": 6109.62, "end": 6114.14, "text": " Relgis likes mango."}, {"start": 6114.14, "end": 6117.86, "text": " It might be the best tasting fruit, so that's no surprise."}, {"start": 6117.86, "end": 6119.54, "text": " We all know Gordon Ramsay's a real eater."}, {"start": 6119.54, "end": 6123.38, "text": " Can I get a level up on Gordon Ramsay to add a little more character to him?"}, {"start": 6123.38, "end": 6125.7, "text": " What would Gordon Ramsay like?"}, {"start": 6125.7, "end": 6143.94, "text": " I think I think Gordon Ramsay would like a globe because he travels around the world."}, {"start": 6143.94, "end": 6144.94, "text": " Why not give him the book?"}, {"start": 6144.94, "end": 6149.78, "text": " Because it's going to fuck up his character to be reading The Stranger when instead we"}, {"start": 6149.78, "end": 6153.179999999999, "text": " could have him reading a cookbook and we'll laugh about it every time because we'll be"}, {"start": 6153.18, "end": 6158.860000000001, "text": " like look at him he's a chef reading a cookbook because that's funny if we give him too many"}, {"start": 6158.860000000001, "end": 6166.06, "text": " books then it's not always gonna hit when we see what he's reading okay when ending a sentence he"}, {"start": 6166.06, "end": 6179.02, "text": " says you donkey when I mean he says idiot sandwich it's fucking raw as a catchphrase it's raw"}, {"start": 6179.02, "end": 6184.34, "text": " It's raw. Fuck me. Is there a quirk for it like takes off his shirt a lot?"}, {"start": 6185.42, "end": 6187.620000000001, "text": " He has a tendency of taking off his shirt"}, {"start": 6194.820000000001, "end": 6199.34, "text": " Wait, whoa, whoa, this is so much better before eating"}, {"start": 6202.18, "end": 6204.18, "text": " It's raw"}, {"start": 6204.18, "end": 6215.700000000001, "text": " Cause it's about food."}, {"start": 6215.700000000001, "end": 6225.700000000001, "text": " It's blood, it's bloody raw."}, {"start": 6225.700000000001, "end": 6228.22, "text": " I do need to give him loud voice too."}, {"start": 6228.22, "end": 6232.02, "text": " That's the next, next thing."}, {"start": 6232.02, "end": 6242.26, "text": " This quirk has to be booming voice, scary voice."}, {"start": 6242.26, "end": 6247.860000000001, "text": " You could give him a topless shirt that looks like a male torso with nipples, and then have"}, {"start": 6247.860000000001, "end": 6249.46, "text": " him change his own clothes."}, {"start": 6249.46, "end": 6254.280000000001, "text": " Okay, wait, that's you are a creative thinker."}, {"start": 6254.280000000001, "end": 6257.42, "text": " You are a very creative thinker."}, {"start": 6257.42, "end": 6264.74, "text": " What is a solution?"}, {"start": 6264.74, "end": 6266.14, "text": " A trinity?"}, {"start": 6266.14, "end": 6268.7, "text": " Michael's got problems, man."}, {"start": 6268.7, "end": 6271.9, "text": " With an airbrush six pack."}, {"start": 6271.9, "end": 6273.54, "text": " Michael seems curious about chat."}, {"start": 6273.54, "end": 6275.54, "text": " Bro, chat seems curious about Michael."}, {"start": 6275.54, "end": 6276.54, "text": " Hi, Michael."}, {"start": 6276.54, "end": 6277.54, "text": " Hi, Michael."}, {"start": 6277.54, "end": 6278.54, "text": " Hi, Michael."}, {"start": 6278.54, "end": 6279.54, "text": " Hi, Jack."}, {"start": 6279.54, "end": 6280.54, "text": " Hi, Jack."}, {"start": 6280.54, "end": 6281.54, "text": " Hi, Jack."}, {"start": 6281.54, "end": 6282.54, "text": " Hi, Jack."}, {"start": 6282.54, "end": 6283.54, "text": " Hi, Jack."}, {"start": 6283.54, "end": 6284.54, "text": " Hi, Jack."}, {"start": 6284.54, "end": 6285.54, "text": " Hi, Jack."}, {"start": 6285.54, "end": 6286.54, "text": " Hi, Jack."}, {"start": 6286.54, "end": 6297.22, "text": " talking about Luna's mix chat you're like mine if it's someone who's one day old"}, {"start": 6297.22, "end": 6300.94, "text": " how does that make you feel Connor's not doing anything"}, {"start": 6300.94, "end": 6310.86, "text": " Peloton turned up in the photo but how a honor it's time to force the issue"}, {"start": 6310.860000000001, "end": 6314.860000000001, "text": " What's up with Conor McDavid?"}, {"start": 6314.860000000001, "end": 6318.860000000001, "text": " I need them to either commit or get off the pod here."}, {"start": 6318.860000000001, "end": 6322.860000000001, "text": " You dropped something. It looks important."}, {"start": 6322.860000000001, "end": 6326.860000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6326.860000000001, "end": 6330.860000000001, "text": " You dropped your copy of Asia on vinyl."}, {"start": 6330.860000000001, "end": 6334.860000000001, "text": " I'll take good care of it."}, {"start": 6334.860000000001, "end": 6338.860000000001, "text": " It isn't Conor McDavid."}, {"start": 6338.860000000001, "end": 6345.860000000001, "text": " Fuck it, let's ruin Richie Tenenbaum's life."}, {"start": 6345.860000000001, "end": 6353.360000000001, "text": " I don't give a fuck what you think about that garbage can, man."}, {"start": 6353.360000000001, "end": 6357.860000000001, "text": " Wait, she's kinda having a moment."}, {"start": 6357.860000000001, "end": 6363.860000000001, "text": " Morning, Richie Tenenbaum."}, {"start": 6363.860000000001, "end": 6372.860000000001, "text": " Do you feel like talking about Judo?"}, {"start": 6372.860000000001, "end": 6377.620000000001, "text": " I could see Judo showing up in a Wes Anderson style montage of like hobbies that they pursued"}, {"start": 6377.620000000001, "end": 6378.620000000001, "text": " in their kids."}, {"start": 6378.620000000001, "end": 6386.820000000001, "text": " And it's like they start with a tight zoom in on Chaz, Ten and Bomb, throwing another"}, {"start": 6386.820000000001, "end": 6392.02, "text": " kid over his shoulder and then zooming out and then he goes like this."}, {"start": 6392.02, "end": 6393.540000000001, "text": " I could totally see that scene."}, {"start": 6397.540000000001, "end": 6399.22, "text": " And it's like a crash zoom out."}, {"start": 6399.22, "end": 6402.900000000001, "text": " It's like a really fast zoom out and then it holds and Chaz goes,"}, {"start": 6404.900000000001, "end": 6406.820000000001, "text": " I could see it 100%."}, {"start": 6406.820000000001, "end": 6407.34, "text": " Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 6407.34, "end": 6408.18, "text": " You guys are friends now?"}, {"start": 6408.18, "end": 6409.860000000001, "text": " Richie Tenenbaum has his first friend."}, {"start": 6413.660000000001, "end": 6415.46, "text": " That's big."}, {"start": 6415.46, "end": 6417.620000000001, "text": " What will be Richie Tenenbaum's nickname?"}, {"start": 6417.620000000001, "end": 6419.5, "text": " What will be Amy Blue's nickname?"}, {"start": 6422.02, "end": 6432.9800000000005, "text": " Obviously, you're Amy Margot, too."}, {"start": 6432.9800000000005, "end": 6439.38, "text": " Hey, Margot, too."}, {"start": 6439.38, "end": 6447.700000000001, "text": " Richie Tenenbaum's nickname."}, {"start": 6447.7, "end": 6448.7, "text": " Amy Blue would call him"}, {"start": 6448.7, "end": 6451.7, "text": " Nepo Baby"}, {"start": 6451.7, "end": 6459.7, "text": " Top of the morning, Nepo Baby"}, {"start": 6459.7, "end": 6461.7, "text": " Not Nepo Baby"}, {"start": 6461.7, "end": 6467.7, "text": " Nepo Baby, how goes it?"}, {"start": 6467.7, "end": 6472.7, "text": " Nepo Baby"}, {"start": 6472.7, "end": 6474.7, "text": " Minus two missed your wife's message"}, {"start": 6474.7, "end": 6478.9, "text": " message? Hey, can I get a re-up? Can I get a re-up on the message?"}, {"start": 6478.9, "end": 6482.7, "text": " Hey, Nippo Baby!"}, {"start": 6482.7, "end": 6485.7, "text": " You know the person you need to add on the island? You should add my mom."}, {"start": 6485.7, "end": 6489.7, "text": " That's a trap right there. I'm not adding my mother-in-law to the island."}, {"start": 6489.7, "end": 6494.7, "text": " I hope Margot 2 shows me all the tricks of the trade."}, {"start": 6494.7, "end": 6500.7, "text": " What? Would I know what kind of quirks to give her? Yes, I would. Yes, I would."}, {"start": 6500.7, "end": 6505.0199999999995, "text": " She don't watch the stream? Yeah, but her daughter do. Her daughter do though."}, {"start": 6507.179999999999, "end": 6510.0599999999995, "text": " Amy Blue from The Dune Generation."}, {"start": 6512.78, "end": 6516.86, "text": " I've really run out of stuff that I know about you at all."}, {"start": 6523.26, "end": 6526.86, "text": " I speak with a loud voice. I speak with a radiant voice."}, {"start": 6526.860000000001, "end": 6532.820000000001, "text": " Public farder. We can't give everybody public farder. It's it's too much of a good thing"}, {"start": 6542.620000000001, "end": 6544.620000000001, "text": " As a catchphrase"}, {"start": 6547.9800000000005, "end": 6552.460000000001, "text": " She needs something she needs something she needs and she needs something that"}, {"start": 6553.380000000001, "end": 6555.380000000001, "text": " Reinforces her character a little bit more"}, {"start": 6556.860000000001, "end": 6568.780000000001, "text": " If you could say her own name like a Pokemon, just kill her off already, spoilers."}, {"start": 6568.780000000001, "end": 6574.06, "text": " Make something up, give her a paintbrush."}, {"start": 6574.06, "end": 6579.3, "text": " Can I just, I'm doing my own catchphrases."}, {"start": 6579.3, "end": 6580.3, "text": " Here's what she's gonna do."}, {"start": 6580.3, "end": 6584.820000000001, "text": " Her character, one of her defining personality traits is being from the 90s."}, {"start": 6584.82, "end": 6608.259999999999, "text": " catchphrase is going to be it is the 90s. Can I can I just go back in here and"}, {"start": 6608.26, "end": 6609.26, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 6609.26, "end": 6612.66, "text": " Dot dot dot."}, {"start": 6612.66, "end": 6621.14, "text": " And then we put a little extra sauce on it."}, {"start": 6621.14, "end": 6628.74, "text": " It is the 90s."}, {"start": 6628.74, "end": 6631.780000000001, "text": " And then comma after all."}, {"start": 6631.78, "end": 6639.2, "text": " This is like Amy Blue's sitcom catchphrase."}, {"start": 6639.2, "end": 6641.36, "text": " Do you want gravy on your fries?"}, {"start": 6641.36, "end": 6644.8, "text": " Ah, sure, it is the 90s after all."}, {"start": 6644.8, "end": 6645.8, "text": " Ahahahahaha."}, {"start": 6645.8, "end": 6650.179999999999, "text": " It is the 90s, after all, it is the 90s, after all."}, {"start": 6650.179999999999, "end": 6654.36, "text": " Would absolutely work."}, {"start": 6654.36, "end": 6655.92, "text": " Minus two, he's losing it."}, {"start": 6655.92, "end": 6657.2, "text": " You haven't even seen this movie."}, {"start": 6657.2, "end": 6659.08, "text": " Librarian, how did you see Mile and Kids?"}, {"start": 6659.08, "end": 6661.42, "text": " It is the 90s, after all."}, {"start": 6661.42, "end": 6663.18, "text": " How did you see my land kits?"}, {"start": 6663.18, "end": 6664.42, "text": " You don't live in Montreal."}, {"start": 6674.42, "end": 6675.42, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6675.42, "end": 6677.42, "text": " Now I feel more like myself."}, {"start": 6677.42, "end": 6679.42, "text": " It is the 90s, after all."}, {"start": 6679.42, "end": 6681.42, "text": " That's literally good."}, {"start": 6685.42, "end": 6689.42, "text": " Everyone that minus twoed me is now there seeing the error of their ways."}, {"start": 6689.42, "end": 6691.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, wait, you reeled me back in?"}, {"start": 6692.78, "end": 6694.02, "text": " This is why you need..."}, {"start": 6694.02, "end": 6698.22, "text": " Sometimes it's good to cook by committee and sometimes it's good to have an o-tour in the kitchen."}, {"start": 6706.3, "end": 6708.3, "text": " One more wish gives us central Europe."}, {"start": 6709.74, "end": 6711.74, "text": " Well, let's grant a wish then, bro."}, {"start": 6714.38, "end": 6716.38, "text": " Let's grant a wish."}, {"start": 6716.38, "end": 6724.9400000000005, "text": " We really not have a karate DVD, and I mean, I feel like that would go crazy."}, {"start": 6724.9400000000005, "end": 6730.1, "text": " Both Dan and ABGN are very karate coded."}, {"start": 6730.1, "end": 6733.38, "text": " And Trinity He, that's true!"}, {"start": 6733.38, "end": 6738.38, "text": " Alright, who's going to Central Europe?"}, {"start": 6738.38, "end": 6740.38, "text": " We interrupt to bring you some breaking news."}, {"start": 6740.38, "end": 6742.9800000000005, "text": " Hey, did you see Michael has your eyes?"}, {"start": 6742.9800000000005, "end": 6745.900000000001, "text": " My head and hairline, but your eyes for sure."}, {"start": 6745.900000000001, "end": 6750.06, "text": " The Central Eastern Europe tour is now available via travel tickets at the Wishing Fountain."}, {"start": 6750.660000000001, "end": 6754.660000000001, "text": " Sighs of relief visit her throughout the island, and one resident is quoted as saying,"}, {"start": 6754.660000000001, "end": 6756.9800000000005, "text": " I hope my roommate is gifted a trip soon."}, {"start": 6757.580000000001, "end": 6759.22, "text": " I could really use the long time."}, {"start": 6759.22, "end": 6761.38, "text": " You should not have another child. I was telling Chad if we had a second kid."}, {"start": 6761.38, "end": 6763.22, "text": " I've already been at it. So someone can leave the meeting."}, {"start": 6763.22, "end": 6768.06, "text": " If it was also like me, much like our daughter is, like it would be, it might be too much."}, {"start": 6768.06, "end": 6768.860000000001, "text": " Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 6770.06, "end": 6771.900000000001, "text": " I'm Kate. Interrupt today."}, {"start": 6771.900000000001, "end": 6777.500000000001, "text": " if we hire old and we had one kid like me and one kid like you I think that would"}, {"start": 6777.500000000001, "end": 6781.540000000001, "text": " be a great balance but if we had three people in the household who are like me"}, {"start": 6781.540000000001, "end": 6787.460000000001, "text": " I mean that's just it's all fucked up you know what I think we should send"}, {"start": 6787.460000000001, "end": 6794.860000000001, "text": " Connor McDavid to Central Europe maybe he could get like a check goaltender or"}, {"start": 6794.860000000001, "end": 6799.860000000001, "text": " something to help him out in the playoffs I mean he could maybe he"}, {"start": 6799.860000000001, "end": 6802.660000000001, "text": " We can go to Germany with Leon Drysidle."}, {"start": 6804.660000000001, "end": 6809.660000000001, "text": " Oh, are you really giving me a Central Eastern Europe chore?"}, {"start": 6810.860000000001, "end": 6811.860000000001, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 6811.860000000001, "end": 6813.860000000001, "text": " I hate MacDavid. He keeps icing Amy Blue."}, {"start": 6813.860000000001, "end": 6818.860000000001, "text": " Amy needs to at least make her intentions known, cause Connor MacDavid does-"}, {"start": 6818.860000000001, "end": 6819.860000000001, "text": " AHHHHH!"}, {"start": 6819.860000000001, "end": 6821.860000000001, "text": " Connor and Bob!"}, {"start": 6821.860000000001, "end": 6823.860000000001, "text": " Connor and Bob in Slovenia!"}, {"start": 6824.860000000001, "end": 6827.860000000001, "text": " Walking through Sigi\u0161vada, Romania."}, {"start": 6827.860000000001, "end": 6834.860000000001, "text": " and he kind of hit that too"}, {"start": 6836.860000000001, "end": 6843.860000000001, "text": " next location please"}, {"start": 6843.860000000001, "end": 6848.860000000001, "text": " bro you're not playing the star until the next round"}, {"start": 6848.860000000001, "end": 6855.860000000001, "text": " bro's talking about astronomy"}, {"start": 6855.860000000001, "end": 6860.860000000001, "text": " Living the mountain life in Coffree, Stitsa, Bulgaria."}, {"start": 6860.860000000001, "end": 6862.860000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 6862.860000000001, "end": 6865.860000000001, "text": " That's cute, man."}, {"start": 6865.860000000001, "end": 6868.860000000001, "text": " They're fitted up."}, {"start": 6868.860000000001, "end": 6871.860000000001, "text": " This is the day of the expanding man?"}, {"start": 6871.860000000001, "end": 6873.860000000001, "text": " That was a wonderful trip."}, {"start": 6873.860000000001, "end": 6875.860000000001, "text": " I mean, we're on vacation. That makes sense."}, {"start": 6875.860000000001, "end": 6878.860000000001, "text": " Thanks so much for letting me take it."}, {"start": 6878.860000000001, "end": 6880.860000000001, "text": " Here, I brought you a souvenir."}, {"start": 6880.860000000001, "end": 6883.860000000001, "text": " Is he talking slower than usual?"}, {"start": 6883.860000000001, "end": 6890.3, "text": " You got an embroidered handkerchief needs a carbolo to"}, {"start": 6894.06, "end": 6899.3, "text": " You need some schnitzel bro, actually, you know what lasagna seems like a hockey player food young"}, {"start": 6905.1, "end": 6911.9800000000005, "text": " Watching for the last hour makes me want to switch in this game. I'm like semi embarrassed, but also I think it's awesome"}, {"start": 6911.9800000000005, "end": 6917.26, "text": " I've literally played like 27 hours of Tomodachi life."}, {"start": 6918.540000000001, "end": 6924.26, "text": " And it has a weird curve where like playing an hour of it almost feels like too much."}, {"start": 6924.26, "end": 6929.900000000001, "text": " But once you've played for an hour, playing for five hours seems not even close to enough."}, {"start": 6931.1, "end": 6934.06, "text": " Like the first hour you're like, I think I'm out of stuff to do."}, {"start": 6934.06, "end": 6938.540000000001, "text": " You break through a wall and then you're like, wait, I can do anything."}, {"start": 6938.54, "end": 6945.54, "text": " And then you fucking do it."}, {"start": 6945.54, "end": 6947.06, "text": " We should make Solaire, man."}, {"start": 6947.06, "end": 6948.06, "text": " We gotta make Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 6948.06, "end": 6949.06, "text": " Like, that's the thing."}, {"start": 6949.06, "end": 6951.58, "text": " I was like, we're gonna start the stream by making Elizabeth Holmes, but I've had too"}, {"start": 6951.58, "end": 6953.38, "text": " much shit to do."}, {"start": 6953.38, "end": 6955.86, "text": " Like, Mouth and Connor McDavid aren't even friends yet."}, {"start": 6955.86, "end": 6956.86, "text": " Oh, damn."}, {"start": 6956.86, "end": 6959.94, "text": " AVGN is holding court, man."}, {"start": 6959.94, "end": 6960.94, "text": " Daniel Plain..."}, {"start": 6960.94, "end": 6961.94, "text": " I've abandoned my stove!"}, {"start": 6961.94, "end": 6966.94, "text": " I've abandoned my stove!"}, {"start": 6966.9400000000005, "end": 6973.200000000001, "text": " Fuck it bro, maybe Connor McDavid and Gordon Ramsay would get along."}, {"start": 6973.200000000001, "end": 6976.3, "text": " Um, hello."}, {"start": 6976.3, "end": 6978.620000000001, "text": " It's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 6978.620000000001, "end": 6981.06, "text": " My name is Connor McDavid."}, {"start": 6981.06, "end": 6982.860000000001, "text": " Hey, Connor McDavid."}, {"start": 6982.860000000001, "end": 6991.14, "text": " I'm your fancy, you donkey."}, {"start": 6991.14, "end": 6992.14, "text": " This is real."}, {"start": 6992.14, "end": 6994.860000000001, "text": " A hockey player quoting Meet the Parents is real as fuck."}, {"start": 6994.860000000001, "end": 6998.700000000001, "text": " The only thing is, meet the parents a little cerebral for your average NHL-er."}, {"start": 6998.700000000001, "end": 7003.620000000001, "text": " They really seem like they're more of like, wedding crashers, the other guys coded, but still."}, {"start": 7004.460000000001, "end": 7011.460000000001, "text": " I feel like the average NHL player, if they saw Ben Stiller, they would want to pick him up and stuff him into a trash can."}, {"start": 7011.460000000001, "end": 7013.660000000001, "text": " But they're really fucking with Vince Vaughn for sure."}, {"start": 7018.660000000001, "end": 7020.660000000001, "text": " I forgot what her room looks like."}, {"start": 7024.860000000001, "end": 7029.860000000001, "text": " I'd love it if my clothes looked a little cooler. God damn you, Cypher."}, {"start": 7029.860000000001, "end": 7032.860000000001, "text": " They literally can't look cooler. You look great how you are."}, {"start": 7032.860000000001, "end": 7033.860000000001, "text": " Oh, you think?"}, {"start": 7033.860000000001, "end": 7037.860000000001, "text": " They're the coolest clothes that have ever existed and when the movie came out everybody started to dress like you."}, {"start": 7037.860000000001, "end": 7038.860000000001, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 7038.860000000001, "end": 7042.860000000001, "text": " I'll keep wearing this. God damn you, Cypher."}, {"start": 7047.860000000001, "end": 7052.860000000001, "text": " Calling me the parents cerebral is crazy. Bro, there's doctors in the movie."}, {"start": 7052.860000000001, "end": 7055.860000000001, "text": " You don't think Dr. Bob is a little cerebral?"}, {"start": 7056.860000000001, "end": 7057.860000000001, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 7058.860000000001, "end": 7059.860000000001, "text": " Good morning."}, {"start": 7062.860000000001, "end": 7064.860000000001, "text": " Okay, have you ever seen this?"}, {"start": 7064.860000000001, "end": 7068.860000000001, "text": " Daniel Plainview loves baked beans. It's literally the only food I've ever fed him."}, {"start": 7068.860000000001, "end": 7071.860000000001, "text": " And probably the only food I ever will feed him."}, {"start": 7076.860000000001, "end": 7080.860000000001, "text": " Gregg's a male nurse. Yeah, but he got 98% out on his MCATs."}, {"start": 7082.860000000001, "end": 7087.860000000001, "text": " Pancake's true though."}, {"start": 7094.860000000001, "end": 7098.860000000001, "text": " We'll make a milkshake, okay? We'll make a milkshake for Daniel Plainby."}, {"start": 7098.860000000001, "end": 7102.860000000001, "text": " But I think they might actually have milkshake in the game. I've just never seen it."}, {"start": 7102.860000000001, "end": 7112.860000000001, "text": " It is in the game."}, {"start": 7112.860000000001, "end": 7114.860000000001, "text": " Okay EA sports."}, {"start": 7114.860000000001, "end": 7118.860000000001, "text": " Bro, we're feasting on the plain view level up slowly."}, {"start": 7118.860000000001, "end": 7121.860000000001, "text": " I love it if my clothes look a little cooler."}, {"start": 7121.860000000001, "end": 7122.860000000001, "text": " You look great how you are."}, {"start": 7122.860000000001, "end": 7123.860000000001, "text": " Great."}, {"start": 7123.860000000001, "end": 7124.860000000001, "text": " Huh?"}, {"start": 7124.860000000001, "end": 7128.860000000001, "text": " I literally gave you like the perfect fit for yourself based on what I have right"}, {"start": 7128.860000000001, "end": 7129.860000000001, "text": " now."}, {"start": 7129.860000000001, "end": 7148.700000000001, "text": " $3,000 man. Even by plane view standards that's a lot of money. We need some fucked up pants"}, {"start": 7148.7, "end": 7152.94, "text": " for chat man these pants are not fucked up enough they actually just kind of make you look cool"}, {"start": 7169.9, "end": 7171.74, "text": " i didn't want any more lunas mix bro"}, {"start": 7171.74, "end": 7173.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7178.139999999999, "end": 7180.139999999999, "text": " Zelda tea and cargo shorts"}, {"start": 7181.26, "end": 7185.5, "text": " The Zelda Triforce shirt would be so awesome"}, {"start": 7195.74, "end": 7197.74, "text": " Thanks"}, {"start": 7197.74, "end": 7202.86, "text": " damn he's doing analog YouTube they're saying an NES controller is worth twice"}, {"start": 7202.86, "end": 7209.58, "text": " as much as a peloton I'm steaming up over that this is probably what it felt"}, {"start": 7209.58, "end": 7216.26, "text": " like when you published that first video five millennials in the comments"}, {"start": 7216.26, "end": 7221.66, "text": " going wait wait probably the first comments were like nice try fester's"}, {"start": 7221.66, "end": 7226.46, "text": " quest isn't that bad I played this is a fuck you I played this game as is"}, {"start": 7226.46, "end": 7228.46, "text": " as a kid and it was awesome LOL."}, {"start": 7233.74, "end": 7235.34, "text": " Maybe it's time for Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 7235.34, "end": 7236.34, "text": " Waaay!"}, {"start": 7238.78, "end": 7243.26, "text": " They'll never look at a Lamborghini Urus without trembling after listening to this Asia."}, {"start": 7245.9, "end": 7247.74, "text": " They could both afford a Lamborghini Urus."}, {"start": 7247.74, "end": 7249.18, "text": " What are you listening to?"}, {"start": 7249.18, "end": 7250.46, "text": " Oh, Asia, huh?"}, {"start": 7251.42, "end": 7254.38, "text": " I also think we do need to add some more albums"}, {"start": 7254.38, "end": 7257.38, "text": " to increase the variance of our Mad Libs."}, {"start": 7257.38, "end": 7261.38, "text": " Other easy albums to add, Beatles' White albums are given."}, {"start": 7261.38, "end": 7267.38, "text": " Also Weezer's Blue album, but with four Mies on the cover."}, {"start": 7267.38, "end": 7270.38, "text": " The Blue album for Weezer would be so awesome."}, {"start": 7275.38, "end": 7277.38, "text": " Close to the Edge by Yes."}, {"start": 7277.38, "end": 7280.38, "text": " There's a lot of various tones of green on that."}, {"start": 7280.38, "end": 7282.38, "text": " I'm not sure if I could recreate that."}, {"start": 7282.38, "end": 7287.900000000001, "text": " But first I think we need um well first we need to play shadow quiz with"}, {"start": 7287.900000000001, "end": 7290.5, "text": " Pollyball nuts then let's make Elizabeth home. Here should play red light"}, {"start": 7290.5, "end": 7293.18, "text": " green light"}, {"start": 7295.18, "end": 7306.82, "text": " here we go green light red light I've never won this green light red light"}, {"start": 7306.82, "end": 7318.82, "text": " Green light, red light, caught you moving, you lose, brother, Maron."}, {"start": 7318.82, "end": 7324.82, "text": " Every time, man."}, {"start": 7324.82, "end": 7325.82, "text": " Every time."}, {"start": 7325.82, "end": 7326.82, "text": " Hey, you can't win them all."}, {"start": 7326.82, "end": 7331.62, "text": " But you can get this as a consolation prize, Maron."}, {"start": 7331.62, "end": 7333.82, "text": " I have like 12 boxes of kiss shoes dude."}, {"start": 7333.82, "end": 7337.16, "text": " Wait, Dan just hit the end of his loop."}, {"start": 7337.16, "end": 7338.98, "text": " He's doing the other half of the marathon."}, {"start": 7348.099999999999, "end": 7350.5, "text": " All right, well, I think the island's going pretty well."}, {"start": 7350.5, "end": 7354.54, "text": " Trinity moving a little slow these days, but that's OK."}, {"start": 7354.54, "end": 7358.62, "text": " OK, let's add a me from scratch."}, {"start": 7358.62, "end": 7360.5, "text": " You know exactly what picture we're pulling up"}, {"start": 7360.5, "end": 7361.58, "text": " for Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 7363.82, "end": 7370.7, "text": " Wade, we could so easily make Remain in Light and just put four mes in the picture and then"}, {"start": 7370.7, "end": 7376.62, "text": " color their faces with like red over top. That would totally work. So we want this picture of"}, {"start": 7376.62, "end": 7386.94, "text": " Elizabeth Holmes. This one right here. Yep, I got it. I typed Elizabeth Holmes and it came up"}, {"start": 7386.9400000000005, "end": 7402.460000000001, "text": " perfectly so this is obviously Elizabeth Holmes cool and then pictures a little big"}, {"start": 7408.780000000001, "end": 7411.02, "text": " I'm just gonna say it man she's got me face"}, {"start": 7411.02, "end": 7428.02, "text": " like the me kind of makes itself it doesn't look right without this okay"}, {"start": 7432.02, "end": 7439.02, "text": " I mean look at how how plainly her features are laid out here"}, {"start": 7441.02, "end": 7452.14, "text": " No, it's not quite that big, but it's not quite that small."}, {"start": 7452.14, "end": 7460.740000000001, "text": " That's too much, that's too pointed, too much jaw."}, {"start": 7460.740000000001, "end": 7466.38, "text": " I think it's that, I think it's this."}, {"start": 7466.38, "end": 7469.740000000001, "text": " Skin tone seems about right."}, {"start": 7469.74, "end": 7477.5, "text": " talking about hair in like a curated but messy bun. You know what? You probably want to get"}, {"start": 7477.5, "end": 7492.54, "text": " the eyes under control. Like let's start with hair color. The hair color might be something"}, {"start": 7492.54, "end": 7499.18, "text": " like this. But we got to wait till we get the right style. And that obviously is not right."}, {"start": 7501.18, "end": 7507.5, "text": " But we just need something that evokes the visage of her first before we dial in on"}, {"start": 7509.34, "end": 7514.78, "text": " what actually was something like that, for example. What? She's blonde? Yeah, this is blonde, bro."}, {"start": 7514.78, "end": 7524.5, "text": " Okay, start off with something like that."}, {"start": 7524.5, "end": 7529.34, "text": " Now we need, her eyes are extremely this."}, {"start": 7529.34, "end": 7537.179999999999, "text": " And they're obviously blue."}, {"start": 7537.179999999999, "end": 7540.46, "text": " They're even more blue than this."}, {"start": 7540.46, "end": 7542.38, "text": " They're like that."}, {"start": 7542.38, "end": 7557.34, "text": " And then, I'm thinking we need two tasteful eyebrows, or eyelashes."}, {"start": 7557.34, "end": 7562.74, "text": " You know it's true to the picture, but it makes it too uncanny, because we're also going"}, {"start": 7562.74, "end": 7569.86, "text": " to want a little sparkle in there."}, {"start": 7569.860000000001, "end": 7579.380000000001, "text": " that much. This hair isn't it? This is literally a rough draft, okay? You have to chill out"}, {"start": 7579.380000000001, "end": 7592.820000000001, "text": " a little bit. And the nose is like Michael Fassbender as David from Prometheus. The mouth"}, {"start": 7592.820000000001, "end": 7598.740000000001, "text": " is of extreme importance. The mouth, this might be the first actual character with"}, {"start": 7598.74, "end": 7606.9, "text": " lips we've ever had. It certainly needs to be lower."}, {"start": 7614.82, "end": 7617.219999999999, "text": " Okay wait we're starting to we're starting to get here."}, {"start": 7620.099999999999, "end": 7624.5, "text": " Yeah that is much better. We're starting to get something that that looks right."}, {"start": 7628.74, "end": 7636.5, "text": " It's giving Miranda Sings a little bit."}, {"start": 7636.5, "end": 7649.3, "text": " He's giving Miranda Sings a touch."}, {"start": 7649.3, "end": 7651.099999999999, "text": " Maybe it would be better off just with no."}, {"start": 7651.099999999999, "end": 7652.099999999999, "text": " No, I don't know."}, {"start": 7652.099999999999, "end": 7653.099999999999, "text": " It has to be lips."}, {"start": 7653.1, "end": 7654.1, "text": " Although..."}, {"start": 7667.1, "end": 7668.1, "text": " Nah, I don't think so, man."}, {"start": 7668.1, "end": 7670.1, "text": " Are you looking at the same person?"}, {"start": 7670.1, "end": 7672.1, "text": " Guys, you have to give it a second."}, {"start": 7672.1, "end": 7674.1, "text": " This is why you work in drafts, okay?"}, {"start": 7674.1, "end": 7676.1, "text": " I don't know how far you made it scholastically,"}, {"start": 7676.1, "end": 7680.1, "text": " but you have to do a first draft before you do a second pass."}, {"start": 7680.1, "end": 7685.38, "text": " We got lots of stuff on the go here like one thing's for certain bro. She needs ears"}, {"start": 7696.9800000000005, "end": 7700.34, "text": " A little bit Avenue Q coded right now, but it's okay"}, {"start": 7711.06, "end": 7715.46, "text": " Now we can use some hair. This is where I need your help chat."}, {"start": 7726.26, "end": 7731.3, "text": " There's buns. There's buns. Scroll down to the buns."}, {"start": 7740.1, "end": 7759.9400000000005, "text": " I think you're right. I think this might be a bangs and back separately. Bangs are very"}, {"start": 7759.9400000000005, "end": 7762.34, "text": " Unnecessary they can only do harm"}, {"start": 7766.9800000000005, "end": 7768.9800000000005, "text": " It's giving Kim Wexler"}, {"start": 7771.14, "end": 7775.38, "text": " I happily have to disagree like that's the front but flipped"}, {"start": 7778.900000000001, "end": 7787.460000000001, "text": " And then the back is like a kind of a messy bun not that not that"}, {"start": 7787.46, "end": 7799.22, "text": " No, no, definitely not. I guess you're right. If I wanted a bun, maybe go back to the buns."}, {"start": 7803.54, "end": 7810.5, "text": " This is looking more... I'd like to be able to see some of it from the front, you know?"}, {"start": 7810.5, "end": 7832.14, "text": " that was the one you're thinking like like this and then we need to go we"}, {"start": 7832.14, "end": 7842.14, "text": " certainly need to change eyebrows in forehead. The higher one. Okay. I'm gonna be fucking"}, {"start": 7842.14, "end": 7847.14, "text": " furious if we can't get an emblematic Elizabeth Holmes because her me face is so prominent,"}, {"start": 7847.14, "end": 7861.820000000001, "text": " bro. Okay. She needs lighter eyebrows. The eyebrows are much more like that's starting"}, {"start": 7861.82, "end": 7874.179999999999, "text": " to give. Okay, now, now everything else, the mouth is of the utmost importance. Let's just"}, {"start": 7874.179999999999, "end": 7886.0599999999995, "text": " start with a rough draft. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's coming together. Everything"}, {"start": 7886.06, "end": 7891.620000000001, "text": " goes down one because the forehead needs to have some prominence. I don't say that to"}, {"start": 7891.620000000001, "end": 7903.46, "text": " be insulting. I have a large forehead myself. I think the nose is all right. Now that's"}, {"start": 7903.46, "end": 7912.780000000001, "text": " crazy. To Gwyneth Paltrow. This is literally we could stop here. This is Gwyneth Paltrow."}, {"start": 7912.78, "end": 7916.0599999999995, "text": " So I know we're on to something because she does look a little bit like Gwyneth Paltrow,"}, {"start": 7916.0599999999995, "end": 7922.34, "text": " but this is one-to-one Gwyneth Paltrow."}, {"start": 7922.34, "end": 7927.86, "text": " Now all I can see is Gwyneth."}, {"start": 7927.86, "end": 7937.5, "text": " I think we need the eyes are too puppety."}, {"start": 7937.5, "end": 7940.62, "text": " maybe down one and one further apart."}, {"start": 7945.66, "end": 7948.14, "text": " If I may, I'm like the the nose."}, {"start": 7953.74, "end": 7957.18, "text": " The eyebrows come down one. The nose needs to be like"}, {"start": 7960.06, "end": 7967.42, "text": " less prominent. Not no nose, but like she the nose is wearing her instead of her"}, {"start": 7967.42, "end": 7975.86, "text": " wearing the nose. That's obviously an alien. That's nothing. Could you shrink it? Like I"}, {"start": 7975.86, "end": 7984.86, "text": " said, could you shrink it? That's true. That's not the shrink button. Wait, just one shrinking"}, {"start": 7984.860000000001, "end": 7991.26, "text": " have done so much."}, {"start": 7991.26, "end": 8004.3, "text": " And then I think you go, you go even lower,"}, {"start": 8004.3, "end": 8006.3, "text": " and you go smaller eyebrows."}, {"start": 8014.860000000001, "end": 8020.620000000001, "text": " The forehead is getting a little big."}, {"start": 8020.620000000001, "end": 8023.06, "text": " Crazy that she's in jail for 11 years."}, {"start": 8023.06, "end": 8029.420000000001, "text": " They literally made girl bossing a crime."}, {"start": 8029.420000000001, "end": 8041.18, "text": " I'm going to say it, we could mess with the eyes a little bit."}, {"start": 8041.18, "end": 8048.18, "text": " I think giving her smaller eyes now gives us the freedom to put on the lower lashes."}, {"start": 8048.18, "end": 8071.5, "text": " No, that's nightmarish."}, {"start": 8071.5, "end": 8081.5, "text": " We're going to play it cool with one eyelash."}, {"start": 8081.5, "end": 8083.1, "text": " Something's not quite right though."}, {"start": 8083.1, "end": 8097.34, "text": " It's just, I think maybe because the mouth is like 90% of the width of her face."}, {"start": 8097.34, "end": 8104.14, "text": " starting to come together but it's just not it's really good"}, {"start": 8108.22, "end": 8115.900000000001, "text": " but it's just not it's not a hundred percent Elizabeth yet because there's"}, {"start": 8115.900000000001, "end": 8121.26, "text": " just a certain smugness to her"}, {"start": 8121.26, "end": 8124.84, "text": " that we have not yet tapped into."}, {"start": 8124.84, "end": 8126.76, "text": " It's never, it's not that, it's not."}, {"start": 8130.76, "end": 8132.360000000001, "text": " I think one bigger on the eyes."}, {"start": 8132.360000000001, "end": 8134.76, "text": " It could also be the eyes that look most like the picture."}, {"start": 8134.76, "end": 8136.68, "text": " Don't evoke the spirit of her the best."}, {"start": 8136.68, "end": 8139.38, "text": " Now that obviously looks way too huge now."}, {"start": 8140.4400000000005, "end": 8143.04, "text": " What if instead of those, we went with these?"}, {"start": 8144.88, "end": 8146.68, "text": " And then we made them slightly..."}, {"start": 8151.26, "end": 8161.26, "text": " Closer together, that's the wrong button."}, {"start": 8161.26, "end": 8167.74, "text": " Now that, I think that's about right, man."}, {"start": 8167.74, "end": 8173.54, "text": " What about like a little built-in eye shadow?"}, {"start": 8173.54, "end": 8176.74, "text": " But now change the mouth back for some smugness."}, {"start": 8176.74, "end": 8183.5199999999995, "text": " Wait! Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. And then..."}, {"start": 8183.52, "end": 8207.08, "text": " No, no, you're right."}, {"start": 8207.08, "end": 8223.08, "text": " The prominent eyelashes becomes way too JK Rowling."}, {"start": 8223.08, "end": 8226.8, "text": " I like the eyes, but maybe we need a little..."}, {"start": 8226.8, "end": 8229.68, "text": " I use these eyes for everything, you know."}, {"start": 8229.68, "end": 8234.039999999999, "text": " That's South Park Eye."}, {"start": 8234.04, "end": 8256.400000000001, "text": " sleepy. They don't need to be closer together. The width is fine. That's evil. Too nice."}, {"start": 8256.4, "end": 8268.64, "text": " What do you think about this?"}, {"start": 8268.64, "end": 8278.56, "text": " Up one?"}, {"start": 8278.56, "end": 8288.56, "text": " It's more difficult than I thought, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 8288.56, "end": 8290.199999999999, "text": " I really thought it would be automatic."}, {"start": 8290.199999999999, "end": 8296.32, "text": " You had it before?"}, {"start": 8296.32, "end": 8300.519999999999, "text": " You're talking about with the OGs?"}, {"start": 8300.519999999999, "end": 8306.119999999999, "text": " The OGs with the tilts."}, {"start": 8306.12, "end": 8311.62, "text": " Not that much tilts."}, {"start": 8311.62, "end": 8318.12, "text": " But then, now I see what you're saying about maybe move them one closer together."}, {"start": 8318.12, "end": 8321.960000000001, "text": " I mean this does, this says Elizabeth Holmes to me."}, {"start": 8321.960000000001, "end": 8327.12, "text": " And I think a turtleneck will really bring it together as well."}, {"start": 8327.12, "end": 8347.84, "text": " Okay, now what is she has cheekbones kind of like, but not that big, but she does have"}, {"start": 8347.84, "end": 8356.08, "text": " cheekbones."}, {"start": 8356.08, "end": 8364.52, "text": " too much she has makeup cheekbones I don't know how to do that doesn't really"}, {"start": 8364.52, "end": 8371.52, "text": " have those kind of you know what she's kind of got that doesn't really have"}, {"start": 8371.52, "end": 8381.56, "text": " that doesn't really have that I mean I guess she is like 22 in this picture"}, {"start": 8381.56, "end": 8386.84, "text": " imagine change the bangs bro like we're playing a nintendo switch to game how"}, {"start": 8386.84, "end": 8389.6, "text": " much better do you think the bangs are gonna get then a side part on the right"}, {"start": 8389.6, "end": 8399.8, "text": " side of the face like we're just saying like saying on real engine six okay I"}, {"start": 8399.8, "end": 8406.84, "text": " think we're doing all right there there is always this"}, {"start": 8411.56, "end": 8421.56, "text": " Oh man, no, it's not going to be that."}, {"start": 8421.56, "end": 8429.26, "text": " It's not going to be that."}, {"start": 8429.26, "end": 8430.9, "text": " Bigger ears is real."}, {"start": 8430.9, "end": 8431.9, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 8431.9, "end": 8433.34, "text": " I'm a little disappointed to be honest."}, {"start": 8433.34, "end": 8437.9, "text": " I think this is like..."}, {"start": 8437.9, "end": 8444.38, "text": " It's turned out to be surprisingly less evocative than I thought it would be."}, {"start": 8444.38, "end": 8451.58, "text": " I guess we do want our eyes to be big enough that it comes across as a caricature."}, {"start": 8451.58, "end": 8456.02, "text": " Why did going up one eye size just make this look just like her?"}, {"start": 8456.02, "end": 8458.5, "text": " One eye size changed everything."}, {"start": 8458.5, "end": 8467.66, "text": " Now it looks just like her."}, {"start": 8467.66, "end": 8469.66, "text": " Plus a turtle neck and I think we're good to go."}, {"start": 8475.1, "end": 8477.34, "text": " She has five foot nine girl boss energy."}, {"start": 8487.98, "end": 8490.02, "text": " And then for the most important part."}, {"start": 8495.3, "end": 8496.14, "text": " Elizabeth."}, {"start": 8496.14, "end": 8500.779999999999, "text": " I'm not gonna give her makeup. That's just we're playing with fire on that one"}, {"start": 8505.26, "end": 8509.34, "text": " Elizabeth Holmium my name is Elizabeth Holm"}, {"start": 8512.859999999999, "end": 8514.859999999999, "text": " You are a female"}, {"start": 8515.939999999999, "end": 8519.5, "text": " You are probably like literally my age if I had the guests"}, {"start": 8520.38, "end": 8524.16, "text": " Well, I think there's a chance maybe you were born in 1987"}, {"start": 8524.16, "end": 8529.64, "text": " But I she's 42. Oh damn. She's kind of she's kind of honks status"}, {"start": 8531.68, "end": 8539.24, "text": " My name is Elizabeth Holmes now your delivery is my name is Elizabeth Holmes. Yeah, it's nice to meet you"}, {"start": 8540.6, "end": 8547.84, "text": " My name is Elizabeth on the pitch. She's like it's nice to my name is Elizabeth. Oh, my name is Elizabeth. Oh"}, {"start": 8548.56, "end": 8550.56, "text": " It's nice to meet you"}, {"start": 8550.56, "end": 8555.32, "text": " Today is April 24th, 2026."}, {"start": 8555.32, "end": 8557.84, "text": " We're living in Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 8557.84, "end": 8560.6, "text": " My name is Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 8560.6, "end": 8563.48, "text": " It's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 8563.48, "end": 8566.24, "text": " My name is Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 8566.24, "end": 8567.359999999999, "text": " It's not."}, {"start": 8567.359999999999, "end": 8570.119999999999, "text": " My name is Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 8570.119999999999, "end": 8572.119999999999, "text": " It's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 8572.119999999999, "end": 8574.72, "text": " Today is April 24th."}, {"start": 8574.72, "end": 8577.48, "text": " My name is Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 8577.48, "end": 8579.48, "text": " It's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 8579.48, "end": 8582.1, "text": " Today is April 25th."}, {"start": 8582.1, "end": 8584.82, "text": " My name is Elizabeth Halls."}, {"start": 8584.82, "end": 8587.08, "text": " It's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 8587.08, "end": 8589.119999999999, "text": " Today is April 20th."}, {"start": 8589.119999999999, "end": 8591.9, "text": " My name is Elizabeth Halls."}, {"start": 8591.9, "end": 8593.859999999999, "text": " It's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 8593.859999999999, "end": 8598.199999999999, "text": " Today is April 24th, 2026."}, {"start": 8598.199999999999, "end": 8600.58, "text": " So, how does this work?"}, {"start": 8600.58, "end": 8602.34, "text": " My name is Elizabeth Hall."}, {"start": 8602.34, "end": 8604.22, "text": " My name is Elizabeth."}, {"start": 8604.22, "end": 8606.98, "text": " My name is Elizabeth Halls."}, {"start": 8606.98, "end": 8608.779999999999, "text": " It's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 8608.78, "end": 8616.26, "text": " Today is April 24th, my name is Elizabeth Holmes. It's nice to meet you"}, {"start": 8617.300000000001, "end": 8620.86, "text": " Today, my name is why did they put tone 2 in the game?"}, {"start": 8621.220000000001, "end": 8623.720000000001, "text": " My name is Elizabeth Holmes"}, {"start": 8624.66, "end": 8629.800000000001, "text": " It's nice. My name is Elizabeth Holmes. It's nice to meet you"}, {"start": 8630.54, "end": 8633.94, "text": " Today is April 24th, 2026"}, {"start": 8634.7, "end": 8636.7, "text": " Super Bob Dylan, that's right."}, {"start": 8636.7, "end": 8645.62, "text": " sound. My name is Elizabeth Homes. It's nice. My name is Elizabeth Hall. My name is Elizabeth"}, {"start": 8645.62, "end": 8654.26, "text": " Homes. It's nice to meet you. Today is April 20th. My name is Elizabeth Hall. My name is"}, {"start": 8654.26, "end": 8663.44, "text": " Elizabeth Homes. It's nice to meet you. Wait this is really good. Today is April 24th,"}, {"start": 8663.44, "end": 8671.44, "text": " 2026 so how does this voice sound that's her she's not related to anybody else on"}, {"start": 8671.44, "end": 8682.640000000001, "text": " the island her movement yeah well here's this is tough there's so if I may"}, {"start": 8682.640000000001, "end": 8689.16, "text": " but somebody I need to get the personality chart because I don't want"}, {"start": 8689.16, "end": 8698.36, "text": " her to just be like another ambitious person. So I need a personality chart, homodachi life,"}, {"start": 8698.36, "end": 8709.32, "text": " and I'll find a character that I've not had yet."}, {"start": 8709.32, "end": 8712.42, "text": " I don't think we have Headstrong yet."}, {"start": 8714.92, "end": 8716.92, "text": " A determined self-starter"}, {"start": 8718.92, "end": 8722.72, "text": " cuts their own path, letting nothing stand in their way,"}, {"start": 8722.72, "end": 8724.619999999999, "text": " quick to execute plans."}, {"start": 8726.52, "end": 8728.52, "text": " We definitely do not have that yet."}, {"start": 8729.72, "end": 8730.82, "text": " And it fits her."}, {"start": 8732.32, "end": 8733.92, "text": " So Headstrong is"}, {"start": 8736.92, "end": 8737.92, "text": " fully quick,"}, {"start": 8737.92, "end": 8764.62, "text": " She's giving purple energy let's build a house for Elizabeth Holmes yeah like as if she hasn't had enough help man"}, {"start": 8764.62, "end": 8770.980000000001, "text": " I think honestly you and Daniel playing view of vibe I think you could live on"}, {"start": 8770.980000000001, "end": 8779.42, "text": " like start-up island or whatever this is basically like why combinator hey you"}, {"start": 8779.42, "end": 8786.42, "text": " must be brother it's nice to meet you my name is Elizabeth Holmes I'm an"}, {"start": 8786.42, "end": 8792.58, "text": " ambitious maverick I want to experience everything this world has to offer I"}, {"start": 8792.58, "end": 8799.3, "text": " I live life on my own terms and try to be my only thanks in advance for looking"}, {"start": 8799.3, "end": 8804.7, "text": " after me here so many thanks for looking after you here we need she's more"}, {"start": 8804.7, "end": 8809.92, "text": " like stop start in the voice but okay what would you eat but we don't have"}, {"start": 8809.92, "end": 8813.76, "text": " of soiling in the game, unfortunately."}, {"start": 8815.36, "end": 8818.0, "text": " You strike me as a big peptide consumer."}, {"start": 8818.0, "end": 8818.84, "text": " No."}, {"start": 8824.84, "end": 8825.84, "text": " Hey, I tell ya."}, {"start": 8828.68, "end": 8830.92, "text": " You couldn't make soiling."}, {"start": 8833.0, "end": 8836.52, "text": " And you obviously need a fit as well."}, {"start": 8836.52, "end": 8838.92, "text": " Now the dream fit for you,"}, {"start": 8839.92, "end": 8848.68, "text": " is a turtleneck. We have a sweater. Please tell me I have a turtleneck. I have a"}, {"start": 8848.68, "end": 8861.24, "text": " cardigan. I have a sweatshirt. No turtleneck yet? No turtleneck. It was right"}, {"start": 8861.24, "end": 8864.960000000001, "text": " there. Never mind. Turtleneck."}, {"start": 8864.960000000001, "end": 8871.080000000002, "text": " Okay, it looks like a crew neck to me, but you're right, it is a total neck."}, {"start": 8871.080000000002, "end": 8873.2, "text": " It doesn't come in black?"}, {"start": 8873.2, "end": 8879.04, "text": " Are we trolling here?"}, {"start": 8879.04, "end": 8880.460000000001, "text": " I have to make it."}, {"start": 8880.460000000001, "end": 8890.640000000001, "text": " She has to have it."}, {"start": 8890.640000000001, "end": 8891.640000000001, "text": " I'm not going gray."}, {"start": 8891.64, "end": 8904.56, "text": " doesn't wear gray. And I can even make the turtleneck more turtley as a result, maybe."}, {"start": 8904.56, "end": 8914.039999999999, "text": " I mean, it should be like insanely easy. It's like spinal tap. It's literally just that."}, {"start": 8914.04, "end": 8919.04, "text": " then ideally they would also let me fill this in."}, {"start": 8922.640000000001, "end": 8925.92, "text": " But just the black shirt is like, that's good enough."}, {"start": 8926.84, "end": 8928.720000000001, "text": " Maybe we could hear me out."}, {"start": 8928.720000000001, "end": 8933.720000000001, "text": " We could make an accessory that goes over top."}, {"start": 8937.240000000002, "end": 8942.240000000002, "text": " That's just like a black neck shirt."}, {"start": 8942.24, "end": 8944.24, "text": " I don't even know what to call it"}, {"start": 8944.76, "end": 8948.56, "text": " Give her a I give her a scarf, but like a flat scarf with no layers"}, {"start": 8949.199999999999, "end": 8951.32, "text": " You can't make accessories in the game"}, {"start": 8952.76, "end": 8954.76, "text": " Well, I mean if we're gonna do this like"}, {"start": 8959.24, "end": 8961.24, "text": " I we don't need to save that"}, {"start": 8964.56, "end": 8968.72, "text": " Me if we're gonna do that we'll just buy a shirt I"}, {"start": 8968.72, "end": 8984.679999999998, "text": " I could just buy her a black sweatshirt for the time being."}, {"start": 8984.679999999998, "end": 8986.439999999999, "text": " We should make Reverend Toler."}, {"start": 8986.439999999999, "end": 8989.359999999999, "text": " That's not a bad idea."}, {"start": 8989.359999999999, "end": 8998.0, "text": " You strike me as a slackswearer."}, {"start": 8998.0, "end": 9003.24, "text": " me as a... straight me as... she should have been a cat socks enjoyer but instead she got"}, {"start": 9003.24, "end": 9013.4, "text": " pushed into start-up culture. Sad story. And then give him a bomb vest. Spoilers I haven't"}, {"start": 9013.4, "end": 9040.4, "text": " finish the movie yet. I'm pissed off. It's okay. We could do better, but it's okay."}, {"start": 9040.4, "end": 9045.4, "text": " And then your room right now, I know exactly what I want your room to be for the time being."}, {"start": 9050.4, "end": 9052.4, "text": " You might need to shop for it."}, {"start": 9052.4, "end": 9053.4, "text": " For right now."}, {"start": 9053.4, "end": 9054.4, "text": " Welcome."}, {"start": 9054.4, "end": 9056.4, "text": " Daniel Plainfield."}, {"start": 9056.4, "end": 9058.4, "text": " Your room should be chalkboard set."}, {"start": 9061.4, "end": 9063.4, "text": " Maybe I haven't gotten chalkboard set yet."}, {"start": 9063.4, "end": 9075.119999999999, "text": " I mean we could temporarily give you this and then when you become distraised, that's"}, {"start": 9075.119999999999, "end": 9078.119999999999, "text": " when you go to prison."}, {"start": 9078.119999999999, "end": 9084.359999999999, "text": " I already had one of these."}, {"start": 9084.36, "end": 9091.36, "text": " Wait, this is real as fuck, though. It even says blood donation right behind my head."}, {"start": 9099.36, "end": 9103.36, "text": " Yeah, this is different. Thank you."}, {"start": 9108.36, "end": 9112.36, "text": " Wait, no, no, no, no, you need food! You need more! You need to level up!"}, {"start": 9113.04, "end": 9115.980000000001, "text": " You need to be eating like the type of shit that founders eat"}, {"start": 9118.640000000001, "end": 9120.640000000001, "text": " What type of shit would founders eat I"}, {"start": 9122.0, "end": 9127.84, "text": " Mean pretty much like just meat actually a lot of organ meat with no carbs makes a lot of sense"}, {"start": 9134.2, "end": 9136.6, "text": " Good maybe it's what you deserve"}, {"start": 9138.720000000001, "end": 9140.720000000001, "text": " Is reduced happiness"}, {"start": 9140.72, "end": 9147.72, "text": " So far so good, I'm happy with that."}, {"start": 9147.72, "end": 9148.72, "text": " It is 1134!"}, {"start": 9148.72, "end": 9151.72, "text": " Do you know what 1134 means, bro?"}, {"start": 9151.72, "end": 9156.72, "text": " It means there's a new item at the afternoon market."}, {"start": 9156.72, "end": 9160.72, "text": " We're running a special sale today."}, {"start": 9160.72, "end": 9166.72, "text": " Get a turbol next letter outfit and a stunning 80% off."}, {"start": 9166.72, "end": 9169.72, "text": " This is the turbol next letter outfit."}, {"start": 9169.72, "end": 9172.72, "text": " Conor McDavid, if you got drafted by the Edmonton Oilers, oh wait."}, {"start": 9172.72, "end": 9173.72, "text": " You know the one."}, {"start": 9174.72, "end": 9175.72, "text": " Yeah, I'll take it, man."}, {"start": 9175.72, "end": 9176.72, "text": " Thanks a lot."}, {"start": 9176.72, "end": 9178.72, "text": " Be sure to..."}, {"start": 9182.72, "end": 9184.72, "text": " Who are you again? Oh, Gordon Ramsay, that's right."}, {"start": 9184.72, "end": 9186.72, "text": " I'm familiar with you."}, {"start": 9186.72, "end": 9188.72, "text": " Um, Amy?"}, {"start": 9188.72, "end": 9189.72, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 9189.72, "end": 9192.72, "text": " I want to see...you're a big part of today's storyline."}, {"start": 9193.72, "end": 9196.72, "text": " She's not willing to risk it all anymore, though."}, {"start": 9196.72, "end": 9202.88, "text": " But I mean, again, I really think we need like a put up or shut up moment from Amy and Connor's stat."}, {"start": 9207.599999999999, "end": 9208.96, "text": " Just wait till Dan's not there."}, {"start": 9211.279999999999, "end": 9213.119999999999, "text": " Oh, good luck with that."}, {"start": 9217.279999999999, "end": 9218.4, "text": " Oh, too nervous."}, {"start": 9223.439999999999, "end": 9225.439999999999, "text": " Some knees are planning on gathering here."}, {"start": 9226.72, "end": 9232.72, "text": " Amy Blue started pissing me off a little bit. She doesn't have enough characterization to be acting this flippant."}, {"start": 9234.72, "end": 9235.72, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 9235.72, "end": 9237.72, "text": " Please don't ask for a book bro."}, {"start": 9238.72, "end": 9240.72, "text": " I want some plain clothes."}, {"start": 9240.72, "end": 9244.72, "text": " Something that'll let me blend into the crowd and go unnoticed. You donkey."}, {"start": 9244.72, "end": 9248.72, "text": " I think that's fine. I think you should have multiple outfits."}, {"start": 9248.72, "end": 9260.32, "text": " She put him in the pilot outfit."}, {"start": 9260.32, "end": 9264.0, "text": " Something that'll help Gordon Ramsay go unnoticed."}, {"start": 9264.0, "end": 9276.679999999998, "text": " I feel like this is very much like Gordon's casual fit."}, {"start": 9276.68, "end": 9292.36, "text": " And it's really just the defaults."}, {"start": 9292.36, "end": 9294.36, "text": " Your breathtaking type fit."}, {"start": 9294.36, "end": 9296.960000000001, "text": " Wait, this could be big."}, {"start": 9296.960000000001, "end": 9299.36, "text": " Get that mango out of your tummy."}, {"start": 9299.36, "end": 9301.48, "text": " Could you please have a relationship with Mouth?"}, {"start": 9301.48, "end": 9302.64, "text": " I know I'm trying to force this."}, {"start": 9302.64, "end": 9306.28, "text": " You guys just met today or whatever, but..."}, {"start": 9306.28, "end": 9310.800000000001, "text": " I would very much love if Malf would have like a single friend on the island."}, {"start": 9313.400000000001, "end": 9316.44, "text": " Well, I can't really interrupt the meal though, I'm sorry to say."}, {"start": 9320.6, "end": 9323.12, "text": " He does look more Ellen-coded now for sure."}, {"start": 9326.880000000001, "end": 9328.08, "text": " Awww!"}, {"start": 9333.400000000001, "end": 9335.400000000001, "text": " Are we looking at the same individual here?"}, {"start": 9336.28, "end": 9344.640000000001, "text": " I think if you're not internet poison, that's wholesome."}, {"start": 9344.640000000001, "end": 9362.84, "text": " Alright, they're laying it on the little thick."}, {"start": 9362.84, "end": 9366.6, "text": " We're all internet poisons speak for yourself man. I'm seeing the good in my fellow man"}, {"start": 9367.8, "end": 9373.880000000001, "text": " You're treating yourselves like you're Helga from the celebration bro. Just chill. They ain't done anything wrong"}, {"start": 9378.36, "end": 9383.880000000001, "text": " This is real as fuck let's get it up and get some girls and go to the peach tree dance"}, {"start": 9386.08, "end": 9389.44, "text": " Yeah, let's get it up and go to the peach tree dance find some girls"}, {"start": 9389.44, "end": 9392.24, "text": " He goes."}, {"start": 9392.24, "end": 9396.24, "text": " Screenshot that and then delete all the icons so it's the only thing I see."}, {"start": 9396.24, "end": 9398.44, "text": " Oh, he's taking a little nap."}, {"start": 9398.44, "end": 9399.44, "text": " No, he's ace."}, {"start": 9399.44, "end": 9402.24, "text": " That's what he found out he was ace, bro."}, {"start": 9402.24, "end": 9409.24, "text": " Who's at the peach tree dance?"}, {"start": 9409.24, "end": 9413.24, "text": " Let me guess, Richie Tannenbaum needs some help."}, {"start": 9413.24, "end": 9415.24, "text": " Oh, Connor McDavid wants to play a game."}, {"start": 9415.24, "end": 9416.24, "text": " Here's a game."}, {"start": 9416.24, "end": 9419.24, "text": " How about you don't do a no look backwards pass."}, {"start": 9419.24, "end": 9422.16, "text": " Let the Anaheim duck score a shorthanded goal on you, bro."}, {"start": 9424.66, "end": 9430.4, "text": " Hope the bears will two times, and make my gondolas stop at the very bottom."}, {"start": 9433.8, "end": 9435.0, "text": " You can hold down the-"}, {"start": 9435.0, "end": 9435.5, "text": " Yeah, I know."}, {"start": 9435.5, "end": 9436.0, "text": " Let's get-"}, {"start": 9439.9, "end": 9440.4, "text": " Wee."}, {"start": 9442.06, "end": 9444.14, "text": " I'm the best to ever motherfucking do it, man."}, {"start": 9444.74, "end": 9446.34, "text": " Give it one last hope."}, {"start": 9448.3, "end": 9448.8, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9449.24, "end": 9461.24, "text": " And then you're going to give me a harmonica and this season is going to start to pop."}, {"start": 9461.24, "end": 9465.24, "text": " Congratulations, you won."}, {"start": 9465.24, "end": 9468.24, "text": " Time to pop."}, {"start": 9468.24, "end": 9470.24, "text": " Is this fishing lure?"}, {"start": 9470.24, "end": 9472.24, "text": " A fishing lure."}, {"start": 9472.24, "end": 9478.24, "text": " Not going to lie, Shogi Tile would have gone crazy, but..."}, {"start": 9478.24, "end": 9481.24, "text": " He's going to ask for a bench."}, {"start": 9484.24, "end": 9487.24, "text": " Bob hasn't eaten anything in a bit."}, {"start": 9487.24, "end": 9489.24, "text": " He loves corn flakes."}, {"start": 9489.24, "end": 9492.24, "text": " We have not yet fed him a schnitzel."}, {"start": 9492.24, "end": 9496.24, "text": " He drives fast cars and he eats fast food."}, {"start": 9496.24, "end": 9499.24, "text": " We need a Bob Dylan catchphrase before he eats something."}, {"start": 9499.24, "end": 9501.24, "text": " That could be today's goal."}, {"start": 9501.24, "end": 9510.28, "text": " Did I clock him or did I clock him?"}, {"start": 9510.28, "end": 9512.24, "text": " How does it meal is pretty good."}, {"start": 9512.24, "end": 9518.76, "text": " But how does it meal is really fucking good."}, {"start": 9518.76, "end": 9521.28, "text": " I'm Bob Dylan!"}, {"start": 9521.28, "end": 9528.0, "text": " Once to be friends with Polly Walnuts, we'll fucking set it up bro!"}, {"start": 9528.0, "end": 9533.48, "text": " I talked to Luna about Ruben Carter, but we didn't really have much in common."}, {"start": 9533.48, "end": 9537.12, "text": " Whoa! Luna thinks Ruben Carter actually did that shit?"}, {"start": 9537.12, "end": 9539.62, "text": " Whoa! Could we get Chip's drama, emo?"}, {"start": 9549.3, "end": 9551.68, "text": " Bob Dylan would never have a chord change like that."}, {"start": 9558.0, "end": 9565.0, "text": " La la la, butter."}, {"start": 9565.0, "end": 9570.0, "text": " He'll be friends with Polly Walnuts."}, {"start": 9570.0, "end": 9571.0, "text": " Blah."}, {"start": 9571.0, "end": 9572.0, "text": " Bob Dylan."}, {"start": 9572.0, "end": 9573.0, "text": " Hate tea."}, {"start": 9573.0, "end": 9575.0, "text": " Just tell that phrase in a plan."}, {"start": 9575.0, "end": 9577.0, "text": " Bob Dylan saying blah is so good."}, {"start": 9577.0, "end": 9578.0, "text": " Just have some fun."}, {"start": 9578.0, "end": 9583.0, "text": " Bob Dylan telling his friend he doesn't feel like adulting today."}, {"start": 9583.0, "end": 9590.0, "text": " Then the islands look in positively cosmopolitan."}, {"start": 9598.0, "end": 9601.0, "text": " Bob Dylan is such a generic character compared to the others."}, {"start": 9601.0, "end": 9604.0, "text": " Bro, Amy from the Doom generation is giving us nothing."}, {"start": 9604.0, "end": 9608.0, "text": " Bob would like to spend some time in Moe's Ambeek."}, {"start": 9608.0, "end": 9610.0, "text": " And we finally got there."}, {"start": 9610.0, "end": 9612.0, "text": " This is gonna blow his arc wide open."}, {"start": 9613.0, "end": 9634.7, "text": " We definitely need a fuck ass steam clock."}, {"start": 9634.7, "end": 9635.7, "text": " Now what was it?"}, {"start": 9635.7, "end": 9640.9, "text": " We definitely need to add a couple more pieces of media."}, {"start": 9640.9, "end": 9649.18, "text": " But I think one treasure worth adding, don't say Joey's the worst song on desire, bro."}, {"start": 9649.18, "end": 9650.9, "text": " Like you're literally trolling me."}, {"start": 9650.9, "end": 9656.22, "text": " Obviously the worst song on desire is Mozambique."}, {"start": 9656.22, "end": 9663.9, "text": " Joey's like the fourth best song."}, {"start": 9663.9, "end": 9667.38, "text": " Weezer blue album cover."}, {"start": 9667.38, "end": 9668.699999999999, "text": " Make ride on time."}, {"start": 9668.7, "end": 9670.86, "text": " I would, but who do you think I am?"}, {"start": 9670.86, "end": 9672.94, "text": " What's the name of that artist again?"}, {"start": 9672.94, "end": 9676.460000000001, "text": " I saw his prints for sale in Japan and I was like,"}, {"start": 9676.460000000001, "end": 9678.94, "text": " dude, maybe we should get one of those"}, {"start": 9678.94, "end": 9682.66, "text": " and display it behind me so people know that I'm a knower."}, {"start": 9685.900000000001, "end": 9686.740000000002, "text": " Weezer, believe me."}, {"start": 9690.980000000001, "end": 9693.18, "text": " Meezer is perfect, or Weezer."}, {"start": 9693.18, "end": 9694.02, "text": " Weezer is fine."}, {"start": 9694.02, "end": 9695.380000000001, "text": " Not that song, Yamashita."}, {"start": 9695.380000000001, "end": 9700.380000000001, "text": " I'm talking about the artist who did the West Coast style art."}, {"start": 9705.94, "end": 9708.140000000001, "text": " Hokusai, there you go."}, {"start": 9708.140000000001, "end": 9711.220000000001, "text": " Hiroshi Nagai, that's it, it's not Hokusai,"}, {"start": 9711.220000000001, "end": 9712.580000000002, "text": " it's Hiroshi Nagai."}, {"start": 9715.78, "end": 9719.580000000002, "text": " We did an original Hiroshi Nagai behind us stat, man."}, {"start": 9720.980000000001, "end": 9722.060000000001, "text": " Hiroshi, are you watching?"}, {"start": 9722.060000000001, "end": 9723.740000000002, "text": " I think he's like 81 years old."}, {"start": 9723.74, "end": 9730.1, "text": " Okay, Hokusai did the famous, the one of the waves that I see in every sushi restaurant."}, {"start": 9730.1, "end": 9731.699999999999, "text": " Good for him, man."}, {"start": 9731.699999999999, "end": 9732.699999999999, "text": " He must be rolling it."}, {"start": 9732.699999999999, "end": 9733.699999999999, "text": " How does he do it?"}, {"start": 9733.699999999999, "end": 9734.699999999999, "text": " Oh, he's 400."}, {"start": 9734.699999999999, "end": 9735.699999999999, "text": " Okay, he's 400 years old."}, {"start": 9735.699999999999, "end": 9736.699999999999, "text": " I'm hearing."}, {"start": 9736.699999999999, "end": 9741.66, "text": " Well, this one, I'm embarrassed I even need to put this up on the screen, man."}, {"start": 9741.66, "end": 9743.86, "text": " Also, you can't see it for some reason."}, {"start": 9743.86, "end": 9744.86, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9744.86, "end": 9745.86, "text": " One second."}, {"start": 9745.86, "end": 9761.460000000001, "text": " Oh, this image of Weezer Blue."}, {"start": 9761.460000000001, "end": 9762.460000000001, "text": " I'm going to go ahead and say it."}, {"start": 9762.460000000001, "end": 9771.220000000001, "text": " This one should be pretty simple."}, {"start": 9771.220000000001, "end": 9775.460000000001, "text": " First thing, and I would say this is of pivotal importance."}, {"start": 9775.460000000001, "end": 9787.580000000002, "text": " We need the right blue, no that's a little too vibrant, that's pretty fucking good, that's"}, {"start": 9787.580000000002, "end": 9794.500000000002, "text": " pretty fucking good."}, {"start": 9794.5, "end": 9806.94, "text": " And then if you would just give me black, we will then make this, say, Weezer."}, {"start": 9806.94, "end": 9811.02, "text": " Can you sing the Weezer riff?"}, {"start": 9811.02, "end": 9815.06, "text": " It's so crazy that they've been around for like 50 years."}, {"start": 9815.06, "end": 9816.7, "text": " And yet I know exactly what you're talking about."}, {"start": 9816.7, "end": 9817.7, "text": " You're talking about..."}, {"start": 9817.7, "end": 9820.68, "text": " Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo."}, {"start": 9824.66, "end": 9825.7, "text": " Good smart?"}, {"start": 9830.16, "end": 9833.880000000001, "text": " Once Dan sees this, he's gonna freak the fuck out, man."}, {"start": 9834.18, "end": 9835.68, "text": " Okay, that looks awesome."}, {"start": 9839.800000000001, "end": 9840.78, "text": " And then."}, {"start": 9844.240000000002, "end": 9847.300000000001, "text": " The problem with this stance is that we only get faces."}, {"start": 9847.7, "end": 9857.02, "text": " now I'll be honest with you Dan needs to be Rivers Cuomo oh wait no we can get"}, {"start": 9857.02, "end": 9867.62, "text": " their torsos too and then just draw on some pants or we could just instead of"}, {"start": 9867.62, "end": 9873.300000000001, "text": " drawing the legs we could just put four upper bodies on it and say to be honest"}, {"start": 9873.300000000001, "end": 9875.86, "text": " That's probably better than me having to draw it myself."}, {"start": 9884.18, "end": 9886.300000000001, "text": " You got the space for four of them, though."}, {"start": 9892.380000000001, "end": 9893.420000000002, "text": " Hey, we started there."}, {"start": 9893.420000000002, "end": 9895.86, "text": " I think people would agree that that's close enough."}, {"start": 9903.300000000001, "end": 9918.300000000001, "text": " Yes, make Dan shorter. I don't need to make Dan shorter. Dan is shorter. Give me a mouth"}, {"start": 9918.300000000001, "end": 9925.460000000001, "text": " on the right here. Who would be the, dude, Richie Tenenbaum? Michael Crazy. Richie Tenenbaum,"}, {"start": 9925.460000000001, "end": 9927.460000000001, "text": " I might go crazy in that one."}, {"start": 9934.460000000001, "end": 9937.460000000001, "text": " Oh, that means we need to leave a little bit of space."}, {"start": 9949.460000000001, "end": 9951.460000000001, "text": " I made them all too big, man."}, {"start": 9955.460000000001, "end": 9970.500000000002, "text": " I'm not saying it can't be done, but I don't think there's a button that does that."}, {"start": 9970.5, "end": 9977.5, "text": " AVGN is very weasel coated as well."}, {"start": 10000.5, "end": 10005.38, "text": " Why do I feel like this is still going to be, but it makes Dan look so small."}, {"start": 10007.78, "end": 10014.98, "text": " It's too big again. No, man. I think if I squeeze it, it'll be okay."}, {"start": 10019.78, "end": 10021.7, "text": " Pretty sure that's the same size."}, {"start": 10021.7, "end": 10037.1, "text": " But it looks so good."}, {"start": 10037.1, "end": 10039.1, "text": " His bullshit."}, {"start": 10053.18, "end": 10055.18, "text": " All right, that looks awesome."}, {"start": 10062.02, "end": 10064.02, "text": " Weezer more like squeezer."}, {"start": 10064.02, "end": 10070.9, "text": " That's pretty funny, too. The same size again. This is not the same size again."}, {"start": 10070.9, "end": 10088.1, "text": " It is. It's not. He's obviously not past a halfway point here. Give me Polly Walnuts."}, {"start": 10088.1, "end": 10095.1, "text": " This band needs some poly walnuts energy."}, {"start": 10095.1, "end": 10100.1, "text": " Fuck, it is too big."}, {"start": 10100.1, "end": 10111.1, "text": " Can I just grab the whole thing and make it smaller?"}, {"start": 10111.1, "end": 10119.18, "text": " Did she turn on the grid?"}, {"start": 10119.18, "end": 10120.86, "text": " Okay fucking..."}, {"start": 10120.86, "end": 10121.86, "text": " Tron."}, {"start": 10121.86, "end": 10132.42, "text": " Basically, I'm saying I don't know what that means."}, {"start": 10132.42, "end": 10134.18, "text": " Now that's way too tiny."}, {"start": 10134.18, "end": 10137.98, "text": " Damn, I didn't know you guys loved Weezer so much."}, {"start": 10137.98, "end": 10139.98, "text": " It's the same size."}, {"start": 10139.98, "end": 10143.98, "text": " No, it's not, man. No, it's not."}, {"start": 10156.98, "end": 10158.98, "text": " No, this is gonna work."}, {"start": 10169.98, "end": 10179.98, "text": " Motherfucker, man, it's too big."}, {"start": 10180.98, "end": 10182.98, "text": " It's too big."}, {"start": 10184.98, "end": 10188.98, "text": " Now, you know what? As long as it fits, I'm okay with this."}, {"start": 10199.98, "end": 10219.699999999999, "text": " it captures the fucking the image what the hell have I done go back and make"}, {"start": 10219.699999999999, "end": 10224.779999999999, "text": " each one one size smaller I literally I literally don't know how to do that I"}, {"start": 10224.779999999999, "end": 10228.66, "text": " literally don't know how to do that if I could I would but I don't know how to"}, {"start": 10228.66, "end": 10246.18, "text": " you that. Does anyone select by dragging? I can't fucking drag and just get the AVGN bro."}, {"start": 10246.18, "end": 10255.74, "text": " That's insane. Why is AVGN there? He has Weezer energy. I don't know what they tell you."}, {"start": 10255.74, "end": 10257.74, "text": " You put them on the same layer?"}, {"start": 10257.74, "end": 10259.74, "text": " They're on the same layer on the elbow!"}, {"start": 10273.74, "end": 10276.74, "text": " Like he's so small like this man."}, {"start": 10278.74, "end": 10280.74, "text": " They mean the ZR to a layer?"}, {"start": 10280.74, "end": 10282.74, "text": " I don't know what that means, I didn't go to art school."}, {"start": 10285.74, "end": 10297.619999999999, "text": " I think I might have to restart from zero, bro."}, {"start": 10297.619999999999, "end": 10304.82, "text": " Yep, they're too fucking crowded and they're the wrong size."}, {"start": 10304.82, "end": 10311.34, "text": " ZR doesn't do anything and copies the color!"}, {"start": 10311.34, "end": 10317.78, "text": " But I need to go to fucking pro mode and I don't even know how to do that."}, {"start": 10317.78, "end": 10326.54, "text": " When you are placing, oh when you're, I didn't know that, that's huge, thanks for the tip."}, {"start": 10326.54, "end": 10332.7, "text": " How do I turn the grid on as well?"}, {"start": 10332.7, "end": 10333.7, "text": " Placing?"}, {"start": 10333.7, "end": 10344.7, "text": " zr puts it on what what is this shit okay this this would be the higher layer"}, {"start": 10344.7, "end": 10349.380000000001, "text": " settings in the top right will turn on grid"}, {"start": 10349.380000000001, "end": 10365.300000000001, "text": " Wait, this is actually Peek?"}, {"start": 10365.300000000001, "end": 10371.140000000001, "text": " Surely."}, {"start": 10371.140000000001, "end": 10376.34, "text": " Surely we could fit four on this."}, {"start": 10376.34, "end": 10384.82, "text": " Because I'm taking up like halfway, or a one-quarter way I should say."}, {"start": 10384.82, "end": 10393.66, "text": " And then we place our Daniel, we scale him to a quarter, and then place him."}, {"start": 10393.66, "end": 10396.22, "text": " Wait, this is so much better!"}, {"start": 10396.22, "end": 10399.14, "text": " Why wasn't I doing this the whole time?"}, {"start": 10399.14, "end": 10402.14, "text": " The grid is going to revolutionize the way that I play this game."}, {"start": 10414.46, "end": 10417.58, "text": " Okay, so we did we struggle a little bit while we were making this?"}, {"start": 10417.58, "end": 10419.9, "text": " Yeah, we struggled a little bit while we were making it."}, {"start": 10423.06, "end": 10426.619999999999, "text": " Did it eventually create a wonderful lesson"}, {"start": 10426.62, "end": 10429.820000000002, "text": " And the fucking awesome piece of art."}, {"start": 10431.42, "end": 10433.820000000002, "text": " I think the answer to that is fucking obvious."}, {"start": 10435.62, "end": 10437.62, "text": " This shit looks fucking sick, bro."}, {"start": 10438.02, "end": 10439.52, "text": " This shit looks incredible."}, {"start": 10447.92, "end": 10449.12, "text": " What kind of music is this?"}, {"start": 10452.02, "end": 10453.12, "text": " I'll just call this Weezer."}, {"start": 10453.12, "end": 10455.02, "text": " It's not like we're adding another Weezer album."}, {"start": 10456.62, "end": 10468.980000000001, "text": " I mean, my ass is not adding like a gratitude content."}, {"start": 10468.980000000001, "end": 10472.58, "text": " It's a charming album."}, {"start": 10472.58, "end": 10482.78, "text": " The vibe is the vibe is pretty poppy, I would say, wait, it kind of does have like a little"}, {"start": 10482.78, "end": 10494.78, "text": " That's awesome. Alright, now to seed it throughout the island."}, {"start": 10494.78, "end": 10506.78, "text": " What is this image even called? It's called Image."}, {"start": 10506.78, "end": 10513.7, "text": " All right, who canonically would have this album?"}, {"start": 10513.7, "end": 10528.58, "text": " There's absolutely no doubt Daniel would have this album."}, {"start": 10528.58, "end": 10538.22, "text": " He gave him a weasel."}, {"start": 10538.22, "end": 10547.14, "text": " He also desperately needs to eat a schnitzel."}, {"start": 10547.14, "end": 10548.4, "text": " Why are we in rags?"}, {"start": 10548.4, "end": 10549.4, "text": " That's not nice."}, {"start": 10549.4, "end": 10553.58, "text": " Those are your best clothes, Chad."}, {"start": 10553.58, "end": 10568.46, "text": " a statement piece. Oh shit, Daniel level incoming. Why are our best clothes rags? That"}, {"start": 10568.46, "end": 10578.06, "text": " style is none of my business quite frankly."}, {"start": 10578.06, "end": 10581.34, "text": " Zelda T and cargo pants also very valuable for sure."}, {"start": 10581.34, "end": 10582.539999999999, "text": " That would be big for chat."}, {"start": 10588.46, "end": 10593.26, "text": " Now I want to play a game, but I don't want to play a game."}, {"start": 10594.859999999999, "end": 10600.3, "text": " I literally hit let's play when I was trying to rush and say don't play that, but that's all right."}, {"start": 10603.42, "end": 10604.699999999999, "text": " That was a hell of a shot!"}, {"start": 10608.06, "end": 10617.619999999999, "text": " Can you put Winter Herzog on the island? Yeah, but I'm gonna sleep."}, {"start": 10617.619999999999, "end": 10623.38, "text": " Uh, Julie and Donkey boy this weekend first. One of these days, man, that doesn't look"}, {"start": 10623.38, "end": 10628.18, "text": " like a fucking harmonica. A covered book, when I could have had like a, I don't know,"}, {"start": 10628.18, "end": 10634.14, "text": " what is that, like a marmot? Um, hey, good afternoon."}, {"start": 10634.14, "end": 10637.06, "text": " I literally have this exact outfit too, which is crazy."}, {"start": 10640.859999999999, "end": 10642.539999999999, "text": " You need this."}, {"start": 10642.539999999999, "end": 10644.9, "text": " You would love the Blue Elm by Weezer."}, {"start": 10647.42, "end": 10648.98, "text": " Especially the first four tracks."}, {"start": 10648.98, "end": 10650.22, "text": " First four tracks go crazy."}, {"start": 10650.22, "end": 10651.06, "text": " What you get?"}, {"start": 10651.06, "end": 10652.5, "text": " My name is Jonas."}, {"start": 10652.5, "end": 10653.34, "text": " No one else."}, {"start": 10653.34, "end": 10654.939999999999, "text": " The world has turned and left me here."}, {"start": 10654.939999999999, "end": 10655.939999999999, "text": " And then Buddy Holly."}, {"start": 10655.939999999999, "end": 10658.14, "text": " I mean, that's kind of an all-time run."}, {"start": 10664.14, "end": 10665.14, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 10665.14, "end": 10666.14, "text": " Alright, man."}, {"start": 10667.14, "end": 10668.14, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10671.14, "end": 10672.14, "text": " You're not fucking with Undone?"}, {"start": 10672.14, "end": 10674.14, "text": " Oh, I'm fucking with Undone."}, {"start": 10683.14, "end": 10684.14, "text": " It's a new mail."}, {"start": 10684.14, "end": 10687.14, "text": " Ah, yeah, well your mistress's eyes are nothing like the sun, buddy."}, {"start": 10694.14, "end": 10699.14, "text": " I think he would fuck with the blue album for sure."}, {"start": 10699.14, "end": 10706.14, "text": " Yep, confirms."}, {"start": 10706.14, "end": 10708.14, "text": " It's a discload of fun!"}, {"start": 10708.14, "end": 10710.14, "text": " Who made this?"}, {"start": 10710.14, "end": 10711.14, "text": " River's Cuomo?"}, {"start": 10711.14, "end": 10712.14, "text": " Yeah, it's a river!"}, {"start": 10712.14, "end": 10715.14, "text": " A river of enjoyment!"}, {"start": 10715.14, "end": 10719.14, "text": " Bro, do something."}, {"start": 10719.14, "end": 10721.14, "text": " Say your catchphrase, bro."}, {"start": 10721.14, "end": 10728.14, "text": " Eat a donor kebab and say your kejphrase."}, {"start": 10731.98, "end": 10736.18, "text": " For really hasn't done shit? He really has not, he's added absolutely nothing to the"}, {"start": 10736.18, "end": 10743.18, "text": " islet."}, {"start": 10744.46, "end": 10747.699999999999, "text": " But this could help."}, {"start": 10747.7, "end": 10753.94, "text": " before eating I mean this one just seems odd you're gonna have to give me like"}, {"start": 10753.94, "end": 10766.78, "text": " 10 minutes to write this I'd rather eat"}, {"start": 10766.78, "end": 10783.78, "text": " I'd rather eat the... imagine if it auto-completed the whole way?"}, {"start": 10783.78, "end": 10786.78, "text": " Nah man."}, {"start": 10786.78, "end": 10790.78, "text": " Rotten?"}, {"start": 10790.78, "end": 10791.78, "text": " Assholes."}, {"start": 10791.78, "end": 10820.7, "text": " He's kind of got a way with words of a roadkilled, skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk, skunk,"}, {"start": 10820.7, "end": 10837.900000000001, "text": " I don't think we're going to be able to fit and drown her with beer in there."}, {"start": 10837.9, "end": 10841.34, "text": " Okay, wait, the character of ABGN is starting to come together."}, {"start": 10850.3, "end": 10852.699999999999, "text": " I'd rather eat the rotten asshole with a roadkill to scum."}, {"start": 10853.1, "end": 10854.699999999999, "text": " I always wanted to say that."}, {"start": 10856.699999999999, "end": 10857.9, "text": " Oh, good."}, {"start": 10858.3, "end": 10860.9, "text": " Malmstead to come into his own on the island a little bit."}, {"start": 10860.9, "end": 10862.9, "text": " I like seeing him get his confidence back."}, {"start": 10863.3, "end": 10865.3, "text": " Austin's bored and wants some company."}, {"start": 10865.3, "end": 10866.3, "text": " Okay, man."}, {"start": 10866.300000000001, "end": 10871.300000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 10871.300000000001, "end": 10873.340000000002, "text": " You would love Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 10873.340000000002, "end": 10875.7, "text": " Austin Powers loves strong female characters."}, {"start": 10875.7, "end": 10878.580000000002, "text": " Hello there, Austin Powers."}, {"start": 10878.580000000002, "end": 10887.580000000002, "text": " I'm known as Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 10887.580000000002, "end": 10891.02, "text": " I'm telling you all my story, our dreams for the future, baby."}, {"start": 10891.02, "end": 10893.7, "text": " Yeah, it's very chagadelic."}, {"start": 10893.7, "end": 10898.18, "text": " They can diagnose a bevy of diseases from a single drop of blood, baby!"}, {"start": 10900.34, "end": 10901.78, "text": " Thanks for your help, there."}, {"start": 10902.220000000001, "end": 10905.980000000001, "text": " I feel like Elizabeth Holmes, and I get along a little better now."}, {"start": 10910.820000000002, "end": 10912.02, "text": " Ain't that the damn truth?"}, {"start": 10912.18, "end": 10914.02, "text": " Hey, I'm gonna let you watch the conversation."}, {"start": 10914.02, "end": 10915.62, "text": " I'm just gonna go pee, I'll be right back."}, {"start": 10916.220000000001, "end": 10918.86, "text": " First, let me, uh, drop a quick little slash marker."}, {"start": 10923.7, "end": 10925.7, "text": " That will happen Boomer Maw 60"}, {"start": 10925.7, "end": 10927.7, "text": " Oh Trappy Rindle Valve"}, {"start": 10927.7, "end": 10929.7, "text": " Yours Shibble Doom Dan"}, {"start": 10929.7, "end": 10931.7, "text": " Rather the United States of America"}, {"start": 10931.7, "end": 10933.7, "text": " Longing on Moody"}, {"start": 10933.7, "end": 10935.7, "text": " Rather the United States of America"}, {"start": 10935.7, "end": 10937.7, "text": " Longing on Moody"}, {"start": 10937.7, "end": 10939.7, "text": " Don't go Lava Traveling"}, {"start": 10939.7, "end": 10941.7, "text": " Press 2 Meadow"}, {"start": 10941.7, "end": 10943.7, "text": " So Ruben Carter"}, {"start": 10943.7, "end": 10945.7, "text": " That will happen Boomer Maw 60"}, {"start": 10945.7, "end": 10947.7, "text": " Rather the United States of America"}, {"start": 10947.7, "end": 10949.7, "text": " Longing on Moody"}, {"start": 10949.7, "end": 10951.7, "text": " Single Jab Atcha"}, {"start": 10951.7, "end": 10953.7, "text": " Real Jingle Maximal."}, {"start": 10953.7, "end": 10955.7, "text": " No, you're not a chicken."}, {"start": 10955.7, "end": 10957.7, "text": " Smelled-Aven Jingle Ringle."}, {"start": 10957.7, "end": 10959.7, "text": " Yeah, Jammin' Bravo Backnatch."}, {"start": 10959.7, "end": 10961.7, "text": " Hello, what novel's funny, Durgobree?"}, {"start": 10961.7, "end": 10963.7, "text": " Deepu, Bungle,"}, {"start": 10963.7, "end": 10965.7, "text": " Cucingala Blambo."}, {"start": 10965.7, "end": 10967.7, "text": " Well, Tram Tram is a chamber."}, {"start": 10967.7, "end": 10969.7, "text": " Flatsy, don't go loud or slam,"}, {"start": 10969.7, "end": 10971.7, "text": " I don't press too well."}, {"start": 10971.7, "end": 10973.7, "text": " Yeah, let's plan a jam for the trebbing"}, {"start": 10973.7, "end": 10975.7, "text": " Biologist logo's last."}, {"start": 10975.7, "end": 10977.7, "text": " No trebbing and no boss."}, {"start": 10977.7, "end": 10979.7, "text": " You're a shibble-doom-damp."}, {"start": 10979.7, "end": 10982.02, "text": " Now, Sam and Bravavatna,"}, {"start": 10982.02, "end": 10984.220000000001, "text": " Brow to the United States of America,"}, {"start": 10984.220000000001, "end": 10985.34, "text": " Longy Namuji,"}, {"start": 10985.34, "end": 10986.34, "text": " Kolobu,"}, {"start": 10986.34, "end": 10988.34, "text": " What Narvel's Funny Dyrko Breaks?"}, {"start": 10988.34, "end": 10989.220000000001, "text": " So, Ryan,"}, {"start": 10989.220000000001, "end": 10991.220000000001, "text": " Backelhaven's Overlocked 6 Feet,"}, {"start": 10991.220000000001, "end": 10992.54, "text": " Dingle Javacha,"}, {"start": 10992.54, "end": 10993.5, "text": " Ramo,"}, {"start": 10993.5, "end": 10994.220000000001, "text": " Kolobu,"}, {"start": 10994.220000000001, "end": 10996.220000000001, "text": " What Narvel's Funny Dyrko Breaks?"}, {"start": 10996.220000000001, "end": 10997.58, "text": " Little Fruana Pink Van,"}, {"start": 10997.58, "end": 10998.66, "text": " Yaw,"}, {"start": 10998.66, "end": 11000.34, "text": " Asim Backel's Fendi,"}, {"start": 11000.34, "end": 11001.820000000002, "text": " So Sebastian Stan,"}, {"start": 11001.820000000002, "end": 11003.820000000002, "text": " Backelhaven's Overlocked 6 Feet,"}, {"start": 11003.820000000002, "end": 11005.140000000001, "text": " Brow to the Nineteen,"}, {"start": 11005.140000000001, "end": 11006.58, "text": " Longy Namuji,"}, {"start": 11006.58, "end": 11009.460000000001, "text": " Son Dolabba playing Wajong Kratsoo,"}, {"start": 11009.460000000001, "end": 11012.460000000001, "text": " I'm back, y'all."}, {"start": 11012.460000000001, "end": 11015.460000000001, "text": " Well, you guys didn't like it?"}, {"start": 11015.460000000001, "end": 11019.460000000001, "text": " You guys didn't like Elizabeth Holmes' Austin Powers conversation?"}, {"start": 11019.460000000001, "end": 11023.460000000001, "text": " Well, who'd you say?"}, {"start": 11023.460000000001, "end": 11025.460000000001, "text": " I'm not crying enough, music."}, {"start": 11025.460000000001, "end": 11028.460000000001, "text": " He may have explained to her for 10 minutes."}, {"start": 11028.460000000001, "end": 11032.460000000001, "text": " She's not a good person."}, {"start": 11032.460000000001, "end": 11033.460000000001, "text": " All right?"}, {"start": 11033.460000000001, "end": 11034.460000000001, "text": " Well, I don't know."}, {"start": 11034.460000000001, "end": 11035.460000000001, "text": " She fucked up her business,"}, {"start": 11035.460000000001, "end": 11038.460000000001, "text": " but she was probably trying her best for a while"}, {"start": 11038.460000000001, "end": 11046.26, "text": " for a while or whatever. Um, Ryan seems to be watching Keith closely. Go for it, bro."}, {"start": 11046.26, "end": 11055.300000000001, "text": " You're soulmates. Why was the comment section so mean to you when you played Kerbal Space"}, {"start": 11055.300000000001, "end": 11061.580000000002, "text": " Program? I know, bro. They wanted me dead. They wanted me dead because I wasn't Mark"}, {"start": 11061.58, "end": 11068.12, "text": " rober or whatever. See there's this rumor going around about honey. People are saying"}, {"start": 11068.12, "end": 11074.72, "text": " she's claiming to be an expert on cinema. Well that's crazy. Makes sense. Lana knows"}, {"start": 11074.72, "end": 11080.56, "text": " all the crazy lore about cinema. Yeah I wish they had taught us more about cinema in school."}, {"start": 11080.56, "end": 11086.16, "text": " Well that's true. Maybe one day knowing an expert on cinema will come in handy. You're"}, {"start": 11086.16, "end": 11090.16, "text": " Alright, let's get honey to give us a slideshow about cinema later."}, {"start": 11095.16, "end": 11096.16, "text": " That should be good."}, {"start": 11097.16, "end": 11099.16, "text": " Nah bro, I've heard enough about the Trolls movie."}, {"start": 11099.16, "end": 11101.16, "text": " Don't get it twisted, thank you."}, {"start": 11102.16, "end": 11105.16, "text": " I'm even more head over heels for my wife than before, for a guy like me."}, {"start": 11111.16, "end": 11112.16, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 11112.16, "end": 11119.44, "text": " Enjoy the show. This is so real bro. Got the TV all off center from the couch like a true modern household"}, {"start": 11125.48, "end": 11129.64, "text": " It's wrong chat chat who would you get along with I think you get along with a BGN"}, {"start": 11132.0, "end": 11137.38, "text": " Raving that weaver is more thrilling than fat bastards big scandal sorry to interrupt the listening party"}, {"start": 11137.380000000001, "end": 11142.380000000001, "text": " Daniel Plainview hasn't done much today either."}, {"start": 11142.380000000001, "end": 11145.380000000001, "text": " That's why I think we don't need to create more needs."}, {"start": 11145.380000000001, "end": 11149.380000000001, "text": " We need our needs to get more in touch with one another."}, {"start": 11149.380000000001, "end": 11152.380000000001, "text": " Otherwise, they're just having all these base level interactions."}, {"start": 11152.380000000001, "end": 11155.380000000001, "text": " Like, one one me added today is fine."}, {"start": 11155.380000000001, "end": 11158.380000000001, "text": " But making more objects seem smart."}, {"start": 11158.380000000001, "end": 11163.380000000001, "text": " Please tell me you're good friends now."}, {"start": 11167.380000000001, "end": 11169.380000000001, "text": " That's big."}, {"start": 11169.380000000001, "end": 11172.380000000001, "text": " Wade, can we level?"}, {"start": 11172.380000000001, "end": 11174.380000000001, "text": " Be so deadass with me."}, {"start": 11174.380000000001, "end": 11177.380000000001, "text": " One in chat if your island is a higher level than mine."}, {"start": 11184.380000000001, "end": 11188.380000000001, "text": " I find it hard to believe that anybody but Ghibli has played more of this game than I have."}, {"start": 11188.380000000001, "end": 11202.740000000002, "text": " have. Wait, smug expression? I have so many smug characters on the island that could be"}, {"start": 11202.740000000002, "end": 11214.140000000001, "text": " huge. Myself, Elizabeth Holmes. I don't know if I'd call Gordon Ramsay smug necessarily."}, {"start": 11214.14, "end": 11216.939999999999, "text": " What goes on in the pawn shop anyway?"}, {"start": 11216.939999999999, "end": 11219.14, "text": " I'm not seeing you here."}, {"start": 11219.14, "end": 11224.14, "text": " I mean, to be honest, I wouldn't mind selling them all my tissues."}, {"start": 11224.14, "end": 11229.14, "text": " Damn, they love the amethyst."}, {"start": 11229.14, "end": 11234.14, "text": " Come back again?"}, {"start": 11234.14, "end": 11243.14, "text": " I also wanted...let me just take a quick peek at the remaining light cover."}, {"start": 11243.14, "end": 11259.619999999999, "text": " I think it's makeable. In fact, I think it's easily makeable. Who's the flower person?"}, {"start": 11259.62, "end": 11277.86, "text": " Michael that's my son. Congrats yeah whatever. Like this is makeable bro we"}, {"start": 11277.86, "end": 11287.740000000002, "text": " just need four knees cover up their face with red and then put the A from the"}, {"start": 11287.74, "end": 11291.619999999999, "text": " talking heads upside we don't even need to put the a upside down like honestly the"}, {"start": 11291.619999999999, "end": 11300.18, "text": " average person doesn't even know it's upside down myself included you just use"}, {"start": 11300.18, "end": 11308.619999999999, "text": " these that's smart that's smart maybe one day we'll make something that's not an"}, {"start": 11308.62, "end": 11320.7, "text": " album. And then just add a line, you're so fucking real. Okay, step one, you need a base"}, {"start": 11320.7, "end": 11333.900000000001, "text": " coat. Following this, now it's about blocking. We need to pick what our other color is going"}, {"start": 11333.9, "end": 11361.619999999999, "text": " to be. This blue is going to become this blue. And then we need a straight line. When did"}, {"start": 11361.62, "end": 11366.42, "text": " NL gets so good at art man, this is crazy. Old NL would never."}, {"start": 11372.02, "end": 11374.5, "text": " Might be a touch bright, but you know what?"}, {"start": 11376.900000000001, "end": 11381.380000000001, "text": " I think I can live with that. No one said they missed the old NL. Lots of people are saying it."}, {"start": 11381.380000000001, "end": 11389.140000000001, "text": " I missed the NL that didn't read. I missed the NL that didn't put any extracurricular work into his"}, {"start": 11389.14, "end": 11393.14, "text": " is into his YouTube let's plays."}, {"start": 11395.64, "end": 11397.84, "text": " They've been saying that, man."}, {"start": 11397.84, "end": 11402.539999999999, "text": " And then, I miss the NL that wouldn't spend an hour"}, {"start": 11402.539999999999, "end": 11405.439999999999, "text": " putting his favorite Talking Heads album into the game."}, {"start": 11409.14, "end": 11410.84, "text": " Okay, we got problems here."}, {"start": 11410.84, "end": 11425.12, "text": " I miss the NL that thought I was gonna make a talking headstroke but I can't quite land"}, {"start": 11425.12, "end": 11432.44, "text": " the bus or land the plane I guess."}, {"start": 11432.44, "end": 11433.76, "text": " Can you do the old voice though?"}, {"start": 11433.76, "end": 11441.880000000001, "text": " I literally think I do it every day when I'm talking to other people, so this is going"}, {"start": 11441.880000000001, "end": 11470.7, "text": " to be talking. Okay, actually looks awesome. The font is horrible. Okay, you raise a good"}, {"start": 11470.7, "end": 11477.02, "text": " point the font is what we probably could have just changed it but the font was pretty bad"}, {"start": 11479.18, "end": 11484.140000000001, "text": " please tell me it just autocompletes what wait wait it does"}, {"start": 11484.14, "end": 11491.14, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 11499.14, "end": 11501.14, "text": " That looks pretty good, man."}, {"start": 11504.14, "end": 11506.14, "text": " Can you stretch it vertically?"}, {"start": 11506.14, "end": 11508.14, "text": " Yeah, but I ain't going back."}, {"start": 11514.14, "end": 11526.06, "text": " This would be a little bit higher."}, {"start": 11526.06, "end": 11527.58, "text": " Now it looks like IKEA furniture."}, {"start": 11527.58, "end": 11528.58, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 11528.58, "end": 11540.619999999999, "text": " IKEA makes the highest quality furniture in the world."}, {"start": 11540.619999999999, "end": 11541.619999999999, "text": " Looks perfect."}, {"start": 11541.619999999999, "end": 11542.619999999999, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11542.62, "end": 11545.42, "text": " This is the most important part. This is what's going to tie it together."}, {"start": 11547.18, "end": 11553.34, "text": " I am making the album, so I get to choose who's on it. Obviously, I'm on it."}, {"start": 11559.1, "end": 11560.380000000001, "text": " In the role of David Byrne."}, {"start": 11565.58, "end": 11570.62, "text": " Then you go back here, realizing art's a lot more complicated than I thought it was, man."}, {"start": 11572.62, "end": 11591.060000000001, "text": " Because now I gotta go cut all this out."}, {"start": 11591.060000000001, "end": 11592.060000000001, "text": " You need layers?"}, {"start": 11592.06, "end": 11594.06, "text": " Bro, fuck layers, I just need an eraser."}, {"start": 11607.06, "end": 11608.06, "text": " That's perfect."}, {"start": 11609.06, "end": 11610.06, "text": " Bro's stones?"}, {"start": 11610.06, "end": 11612.06, "text": " I have to eliminate parts of my face!"}, {"start": 11619.06, "end": 11621.06, "text": " You'll have to re-do the text?"}, {"start": 11621.06, "end": 11628.06, "text": " Oh mother fucker."}, {"start": 11635.939999999999, "end": 11639.06, "text": " Layers, layers it is."}, {"start": 11639.06, "end": 11640.5, "text": " Layers it is, yeah."}, {"start": 11640.5, "end": 11643.46, "text": " Great, you know what, great time to learn layers."}, {"start": 11643.46, "end": 11645.14, "text": " Then we paste the face."}, {"start": 11645.14, "end": 11648.74, "text": " No, we go back here,"}, {"start": 11648.74, "end": 11650.1, "text": " grab the face,"}, {"start": 11650.1, "end": 11660.9, "text": " Place it, paste it, to be honest, I can live with it like that."}, {"start": 11660.9, "end": 11673.9, "text": " Place it on an upper layer."}, {"start": 11673.9, "end": 11681.5, "text": " And then the eraser."}, {"start": 11681.5, "end": 11685.38, "text": " Why is the eraser erasing the lower layer as well?"}, {"start": 11685.38, "end": 11696.3, "text": " Somebody explain to me why this is erasing the lower layer?"}, {"start": 11696.3, "end": 11699.539999999999, "text": " Because you placed it in the same layer."}, {"start": 11699.54, "end": 11706.54, "text": " Put it on the bottom layer and then erase the background."}, {"start": 11706.54, "end": 11715.54, "text": " You might be a fucking genius, I've literally never thought of using that in my entire career"}, {"start": 11715.54, "end": 11716.54, "text": " using Photoshop."}, {"start": 11716.54, "end": 11722.220000000001, "text": " I mean, I'm not a very advanced Photoshop user to be fair, but still, this is revolutionary"}, {"start": 11722.220000000001, "end": 11723.220000000001, "text": " tech."}, {"start": 11723.22, "end": 11725.22, "text": " I can put it there..."}, {"start": 11733.22, "end": 11735.22, "text": " And then erase..."}, {"start": 11738.58, "end": 11740.58, "text": " Guys?"}, {"start": 11740.58, "end": 11742.58, "text": " Guys, the fucking tools suck."}, {"start": 11747.14, "end": 11749.14, "text": " The tools make no sense."}, {"start": 11749.14, "end": 11752.66, "text": " Why when you use an eraser does it not use an eraser on the layer?"}, {"start": 11752.66, "end": 11766.36, "text": " they you're actively on you're correct there are no there's no true layering"}, {"start": 11766.36, "end": 11776.539999999999, "text": " system in the game all right well here's the thing that's stupid cut the text out"}, {"start": 11776.539999999999, "end": 11779.84, "text": " then put the head on yeah we're not gonna do that cuz I'm not an artist what"}, {"start": 11779.84, "end": 11782.12, "text": " what we're gonna do is we're gonna make it look like"}, {"start": 11782.12, "end": 11786.36, "text": " as much like the album without being that annoying."}, {"start": 11786.36, "end": 11787.52, "text": " I'm not saying you're annoying,"}, {"start": 11787.52, "end": 11789.68, "text": " I'm saying doing it right will be annoying."}, {"start": 11791.960000000001, "end": 11793.36, "text": " The problem that I have is like,"}, {"start": 11793.36, "end": 11796.76, "text": " why the way that I feel like it should work"}, {"start": 11796.76, "end": 11800.460000000001, "text": " is that you put the head on a higher layer"}, {"start": 11800.460000000001, "end": 11803.36, "text": " than you erase only on the top layer"}, {"start": 11803.36, "end": 11805.16, "text": " and it only erases the part of the head"}, {"start": 11805.16, "end": 11806.5, "text": " that you want to erase."}, {"start": 11806.5, "end": 11813.46, "text": " Why what's the point of putting a head on a higher layer and then when you erase it erases all the layers"}, {"start": 11821.54, "end": 11825.22, "text": " Background heads. Oh, you're doing it in order. I thought that was a settings menu"}, {"start": 11827.14, "end": 11830.02, "text": " The head is on a lower layer while the head has been erased"}, {"start": 11832.02, "end": 11834.74, "text": " So I'm just gonna I'm gonna do our best to evoke"}, {"start": 11836.5, "end": 11841.78, "text": " certain je ne sais quoi of remaining light without it looking a hundred percent like remaining light"}, {"start": 11842.58, "end": 11848.74, "text": " because honestly the to get it to work properly with the tools that we have access to right now is"}, {"start": 11850.58, "end": 11854.9, "text": " not impossible but i think you could spend like the rest of your life just trying to"}, {"start": 11854.9, "end": 11858.9, "text": " make it look perfect when instead we can spend like 10 minutes to just make it look good enough"}, {"start": 11858.9, "end": 11873.699999999999, "text": " Like that doesn't need to be straight like that's literally good enough"}, {"start": 11873.699999999999, "end": 11881.46, "text": " Yeah, that's literally good enough and then"}, {"start": 11888.9, "end": 11893.9, "text": " Who else would be? I mean Trinity is very talking heads coded man."}, {"start": 11907.9, "end": 11910.9, "text": " You don't even need to erase anything for that."}, {"start": 11910.9, "end": 11920.42, "text": " Dude, you probably could do Sergeant Pepper's like this."}, {"start": 11920.42, "end": 11928.1, "text": " I gotta save my wife in this fit with this fierce haircut."}, {"start": 11928.1, "end": 11931.1, "text": " It's a little talking heads quoted herself."}, {"start": 11943.1, "end": 11948.1, "text": " I mean, there's no greater compliment than your husband putting you on the cover of Remain in Life."}, {"start": 11952.1, "end": 11954.1, "text": " Needs bigger heads, man?"}, {"start": 11954.1, "end": 11957.1, "text": " Honestly, you're annoying me, so I'm choosing just not to proceed you right now."}, {"start": 11957.1, "end": 11963.82, "text": " now you can get over it though it might take a minute your Austin kind of has talking heads energy too"}, {"start": 11973.5, "end": 11978.220000000001, "text": " I think if this will again maybe be a situation like this"}, {"start": 11978.22, "end": 11995.82, "text": " And then this is where you got to use a little bit more of like a scalpel."}, {"start": 11995.82, "end": 12004.38, "text": " There's a little bit of Austin's jaw right there."}, {"start": 12004.38, "end": 12006.859999999999, "text": " That's pretty good, man."}, {"start": 12006.86, "end": 12017.16, "text": " pretty good how come you don't have your kids on the cover bro remain in light is"}, {"start": 12017.16, "end": 12021.58, "text": " not for kids you have to be at least 14 to understand it"}, {"start": 12024.1, "end": 12031.94, "text": " it literally this is pretty good now the next part is the next part is where"}, {"start": 12031.94, "end": 12033.94, "text": " It's gonna get a little bit fucked up"}, {"start": 12061.94, "end": 12071.0, "text": " thinking it'll be like you gotta leave gotta leave parts of the nose open as well"}, {"start": 12071.0, "end": 12073.66, "text": " as the mouth"}, {"start": 12081.140000000001, "end": 12086.78, "text": " this is the exact use case for the joy con mouse can I say something we have a"}, {"start": 12086.78, "end": 12091.9, "text": " sick society that this is a dollhouse game where all you do is put fictional"}, {"start": 12091.9, "end": 12095.58, "text": " characters and real characters together in situations and observe what happens"}, {"start": 12095.58, "end": 12098.46, "text": " and people are like you could be playing this more efficiently they did a"}, {"start": 12098.46, "end": 12104.06, "text": " fucking number on you man the MBAs have truly won I try to fight back every"}, {"start": 12104.06, "end": 12108.539999999999, "text": " single day but it's so deeply ingrained in you that like I mean you might be"}, {"start": 12108.539999999999, "end": 12112.3, "text": " lost is what all I'm trying to say"}, {"start": 12112.300000000001, "end": 12121.1, "text": " It might be too late for you."}, {"start": 12121.1, "end": 12136.86, "text": " Now we definitely need to come down this way."}, {"start": 12136.86, "end": 12148.06, "text": " Sure, you do have to let up every now and then so you can undo smaller pieces, but now"}, {"start": 12148.06, "end": 12154.779999999999, "text": " I'm just going to hold down the button the whole time, hold down the button the whole"}, {"start": 12154.779999999999, "end": 12157.26, "text": " time and see how it goes."}, {"start": 12157.26, "end": 12183.26, "text": " a little bit of messiness to evoke the image of messiness in the whole thing."}, {"start": 12183.26, "end": 12193.26, "text": " What if we just fucking send it, man?"}, {"start": 12213.26, "end": 12224.1, "text": " I'll touch it up later, you got to leave most of the hair though."}, {"start": 12224.1, "end": 12227.98, "text": " I got to say this one, this album cover did not come together as well as I thought it would"}, {"start": 12227.98, "end": 12228.98, "text": " be."}, {"start": 12228.98, "end": 12240.82, "text": " You know what, I think if we give it a darker blue, it could change everything."}, {"start": 12240.82, "end": 12242.26, "text": " Why are their faces so red?"}, {"start": 12242.26, "end": 12244.26, "text": " Bro, they were born under punches."}, {"start": 12263.06, "end": 12264.26, "text": " Actually, you know what, dude?"}, {"start": 12264.26, "end": 12265.86, "text": " You know what's way easier?"}, {"start": 12269.56, "end": 12271.36, "text": " Color in the whole face."}, {"start": 12272.26, "end": 12277.26, "text": " No, because that only works if there's fucking glares!"}, {"start": 12294.26, "end": 12298.26, "text": " No, this is gonna work. It's gonna work and it's gonna look good."}, {"start": 12302.26, "end": 12314.44, "text": " just on dock for a second and use your finger come on man"}, {"start": 12314.44, "end": 12321.14, "text": " although a stream of a switch game of you just watching me with a black screen"}, {"start": 12321.14, "end": 12325.74, "text": " playing the game in handheld mode is kind of peak"}, {"start": 12325.74, "end": 12344.619999999999, "text": " That Internet of itself is not a bad idea."}, {"start": 12344.619999999999, "end": 12352.66, "text": " It's crazy I'm still looking at the starting image as if I'm trying to recreate it one"}, {"start": 12352.66, "end": 12375.539999999999, "text": " for one. I'm in perfect silence so I can focus. Hey Trinity, you need a little more. Trinity"}, {"start": 12375.54, "end": 12384.980000000001, "text": " don't look quite right, man. I gotta say the Trinity one looks the worst of all."}, {"start": 12397.7, "end": 12400.660000000002, "text": " It's because these circles are like way too obviously"}, {"start": 12400.66, "end": 12421.0, "text": " like manicured there you go that's rounded out I can live with that yeah"}, {"start": 12421.0, "end": 12423.32, "text": " Yeah, it looks a little bit like dog shit, whatever."}, {"start": 12428.88, "end": 12430.48, "text": " Leave the nose."}, {"start": 12430.48, "end": 12431.54, "text": " I promise."}, {"start": 12432.76, "end": 12435.76, "text": " You leave this place, you're gonna feel right as rain."}, {"start": 12438.96, "end": 12440.48, "text": " It's definitely Ramin and light."}, {"start": 12440.48, "end": 12442.24, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%."}, {"start": 12442.24, "end": 12470.16, "text": " And I say that looks pretty fucking good."}, {"start": 12470.16, "end": 12472.16, "text": " And then the last thing I think..."}, {"start": 12476.16, "end": 12480.16, "text": " Give me one darker on this and then don't fuck up my whole drawing."}, {"start": 12485.16, "end": 12487.16, "text": " Give me two darker."}, {"start": 12487.16, "end": 12489.16, "text": " Nah, that's too dark."}, {"start": 12491.16, "end": 12496.16, "text": " It's a little bit better. It's a little bit better."}, {"start": 12496.16, "end": 12501.64, "text": " What kind of music is this?"}, {"start": 12501.64, "end": 12507.119999999999, "text": " This might not be the only Talking Heads album we add to the island, so let's give ourselves"}, {"start": 12507.119999999999, "end": 12509.119999999999, "text": " more room."}, {"start": 12509.119999999999, "end": 12511.119999999999, "text": " Wait!"}, {"start": 12511.119999999999, "end": 12514.619999999999, "text": " Woooah!"}, {"start": 12514.619999999999, "end": 12516.619999999999, "text": " It knows!"}, {"start": 12516.62, "end": 12538.460000000001, "text": " I mean, it's I would definitely say stimulating, definitely emotional, you know what electronic"}, {"start": 12538.460000000001, "end": 12559.68, "text": " is is an absolute description welcome obviously it's dancing bro nobody's dancing to remain"}, {"start": 12559.68, "end": 12562.720000000001, "text": " in light outside of their own bedroom. Be so fucking for real."}, {"start": 12567.36, "end": 12570.720000000001, "text": " It's a ridiculous statement. The band did?"}, {"start": 12573.2, "end": 12577.36, "text": " Oh, I mean they were playing their instruments. Oh, I can remove the overlay. What are you saying?"}, {"start": 12578.0, "end": 12581.92, "text": " Bro, what about stop making sense? Stop making sense is a different album!"}, {"start": 12583.76, "end": 12585.28, "text": " Welcome to the home of the La Casa."}, {"start": 12585.28, "end": 12593.140000000001, "text": " You need a copy of this side a is dancey as fuck"}, {"start": 12593.140000000001, "end": 12596.380000000001, "text": " It is just because I listen to it at my summer job too much"}, {"start": 12604.140000000001, "end": 12610.54, "text": " There it is right there every golf club I've been to in my entire life plays remain in life"}, {"start": 12610.54, "end": 12617.54, "text": " I'll be honest with you, I don't think I live in a city where there's a golf club."}, {"start": 12617.54, "end": 12621.54, "text": " But you obviously live in the Bay Area and I'm happy for you."}, {"start": 12621.54, "end": 12627.54, "text": " Or maybe like a coastal seaside town in England, which is also cool."}, {"start": 12627.54, "end": 12628.54, "text": " You do?"}, {"start": 12628.54, "end": 12636.54, "text": " Oh, I'm not invited anyway, look at me."}, {"start": 12636.54, "end": 12638.54, "text": " Who's winning the twerk off?"}, {"start": 12638.54, "end": 12643.54, "text": " I don't think Stephen Malkus could be fucked to be honest with you."}, {"start": 12648.54, "end": 12649.54, "text": " Cable cords."}, {"start": 12649.54, "end": 12652.54, "text": " Have I given myself public fodder? Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 12652.54, "end": 12654.54, "text": " I sneak with a loud voice."}, {"start": 12655.54, "end": 12659.54, "text": " Sometimes looks smug during conversations. That's a big one."}, {"start": 12668.54, "end": 12673.54, "text": " Your outfit is what I wore when I was a non-binary depressed barista."}, {"start": 12673.54, "end": 12676.54, "text": " I mean, it's just a sweater in pants."}, {"start": 12676.54, "end": 12680.54, "text": " Like, I'm not sure that the sweater could really be blamed for that."}, {"start": 12680.54, "end": 12684.54, "text": " Can I say something without you thinking I'm evil? I think that might be your own fault."}, {"start": 12684.54, "end": 12688.54, "text": " I wear this shit and I don't even know how to make like a latte."}, {"start": 12691.54, "end": 12693.54, "text": " Want some liver, bro?"}, {"start": 12693.54, "end": 12694.54, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 12698.54, "end": 12715.580000000002, "text": " Level 15 kind of crazy, we need some fugazi, I'm trying to think."}, {"start": 12715.580000000002, "end": 12718.380000000001, "text": " Is there a stamp that looks like an arm?"}, {"start": 12718.380000000001, "end": 12720.740000000002, "text": " If there is, we could do the argument."}, {"start": 12720.740000000002, "end": 12726.62, "text": " I forget what 13 songs looks like."}, {"start": 12726.62, "end": 12731.5, "text": " But I'm just making albums that I want."}, {"start": 12731.5, "end": 12734.380000000001, "text": " Should make some albums that other people would fuck with too."}, {"start": 12734.380000000001, "end": 12736.1, "text": " I mean, it's my game, I guess."}, {"start": 12736.1, "end": 12739.140000000001, "text": " Can I say this looks good as fuck."}, {"start": 12739.140000000001, "end": 12743.34, "text": " All things considered, this looks pretty fucking good considering the amount of effort that"}, {"start": 12743.34, "end": 12746.5, "text": " we were able to put into this."}, {"start": 12746.5, "end": 12758.5, "text": " I picked for the win."}, {"start": 12758.5, "end": 12760.5, "text": " You need some food."}, {"start": 12760.5, "end": 12762.5, "text": " I kind of broke her heart last night."}, {"start": 12762.5, "end": 12766.5, "text": " She's not fucking with Luna's mix, even though she made Luna's mix."}, {"start": 12766.5, "end": 12768.5, "text": " Oh wait, I already fed you a mango."}, {"start": 12768.5, "end": 12770.5, "text": " Maybe a candy apple?"}, {"start": 12770.5, "end": 12772.5, "text": " I demand you give me food."}, {"start": 12772.5, "end": 12785.5, "text": " What the fuck is Michael, man? That's mine! I can't believe we needed an exclamation point, Michael."}, {"start": 12785.5, "end": 12795.9, "text": " Just now's a roasting on an up-and-up-and-i."}, {"start": 12795.9, "end": 12803.26, "text": " For Corey's way better at it, Jack Frost nipping at your nose."}, {"start": 12803.26, "end": 12809.1, "text": " We gotta get Corey around to do that again."}, {"start": 12809.1, "end": 12813.46, "text": " I think Michael and Jack would be best friends."}, {"start": 12813.46, "end": 12814.46, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 12814.46, "end": 12815.46, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 12815.460000000001, "end": 12818.54, "text": " We talk about to help them get along."}, {"start": 12818.54, "end": 12820.02, "text": " That's easy, bro."}, {"start": 12820.02, "end": 12823.78, "text": " What did you have in mind?"}, {"start": 12823.78, "end": 12826.54, "text": " A thing."}, {"start": 12826.54, "end": 12828.78, "text": " Nope, something else."}, {"start": 12828.78, "end": 12832.300000000001, "text": " What did you have in mind?"}, {"start": 12832.300000000001, "end": 12834.54, "text": " Something else."}, {"start": 12834.54, "end": 12837.26, "text": " A topic they should talk about is..."}, {"start": 12837.26, "end": 12863.94, "text": " I think me and the major could become close friends."}, {"start": 12863.94, "end": 12869.54, "text": " Yes! But maybe not because there's too much history, too much biography between them."}, {"start": 12869.54, "end": 12871.54, "text": " But I'm rooting for you."}, {"start": 12873.7, "end": 12875.7, "text": " Do you feel like talking about..."}, {"start": 12877.54, "end": 12879.54, "text": " ...picketers?"}, {"start": 12880.82, "end": 12884.18, "text": " Oh, I fell out picking eaters and picketers."}, {"start": 12884.18, "end": 12887.300000000001, "text": " I could talk about picking eaters and picketers."}, {"start": 12887.300000000001, "end": 12889.300000000001, "text": " And sometimes I do."}, {"start": 12889.78, "end": 12893.54, "text": " Well, did you know that picketers is closely related to hurricanes?"}, {"start": 12893.54, "end": 12894.54, "text": " Now you do."}, {"start": 12895.04, "end": 12896.54, "text": " He's zero days old."}, {"start": 12897.54, "end": 12898.54, "text": " Doesn't make that much sense."}, {"start": 12898.54, "end": 12900.54, "text": " He's the way ahead of most zero year olds."}, {"start": 12901.54, "end": 12903.54, "text": " I'm always up for deep dives on picketers."}, {"start": 12903.54, "end": 12904.54, "text": " Or whatever."}, {"start": 12904.54, "end": 12905.54, "text": " You up for it?"}, {"start": 12906.04, "end": 12907.04, "text": " Let's be friends."}, {"start": 12908.04, "end": 12909.04, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 12909.04, "end": 12910.54, "text": " Thank you for your time, Flare."}, {"start": 12921.04, "end": 12922.04, "text": " It went great!"}, {"start": 12923.54, "end": 12926.2, "text": " Who would we could make American water?"}, {"start": 12926.2, "end": 12929.2, "text": " What will be Chad's nickname?"}, {"start": 12929.2, "end": 12931.2, "text": " I think Chad makes sense."}, {"start": 12932.7, "end": 12934.7, "text": " You know what, how about Uncle Chad?"}, {"start": 12940.7, "end": 12942.2, "text": " Not Uncle Sam."}, {"start": 12949.2, "end": 12950.2, "text": " Now, I feel like..."}, {"start": 12950.2, "end": 12951.5, "text": " Hey, Uncle Chad."}, {"start": 12951.5, "end": 12953.5, "text": " Chat needs to call him, like, who?"}, {"start": 12960.22, "end": 12962.7, "text": " Uh, this is gonna fuck up the pronunciation, but..."}, {"start": 12966.94, "end": 12967.74, "text": " Oh, you know what?"}, {"start": 12975.58, "end": 12976.38, "text": " Much better."}, {"start": 12977.26, "end": 12978.06, "text": " Much better."}, {"start": 12981.5, "end": 12986.5, "text": " the way to go. They've become friends. Thanks to you."}, {"start": 12986.5, "end": 12991.5, "text": " Okay, and she gets the credit."}, {"start": 12991.5, "end": 12997.5, "text": " And I am reaping all the benefits. Alright Bob, we kind of have been ignoring her."}, {"start": 12997.5, "end": 13004.5, "text": " Are you bored? We could play Latte Art Quiz if you want. Everybody must get stoned."}, {"start": 13004.5, "end": 13007.5, "text": " We could play Latte Art Quiz."}, {"start": 13007.5, "end": 13012.5, "text": " Here's your first cup."}, {"start": 13012.5, "end": 13015.5, "text": " Whose face is this?"}, {"start": 13020.5, "end": 13022.5, "text": " I think it's my daughter."}, {"start": 13028.5, "end": 13030.5, "text": " I mean, you get it, right?"}, {"start": 13031.5, "end": 13034.5, "text": " Next up, your second cup."}, {"start": 13034.5, "end": 13036.5, "text": " Whose face is this?"}, {"start": 13037.5, "end": 13044.54, "text": " All right, we're never playing this one again. It just takes too long feel like that's definitely"}, {"start": 13044.54, "end": 13046.54, "text": " Chad."}, {"start": 13046.54, "end": 13051.9, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 13051.9, "end": 13054.78, "text": " The correct answer is Richie Tenenbaum."}, {"start": 13054.78, "end": 13059.78, "text": " That's Richie Tenenbaum, man."}, {"start": 13059.78, "end": 13067.78, "text": " Hey, you can't learn them all, but you can get this as a consolation prize."}, {"start": 13067.78, "end": 13068.78, "text": " Everybody must-"}, {"start": 13068.78, "end": 13069.78, "text": " Where's the workers here?"}, {"start": 13079.78, "end": 13080.78, "text": " That's wild."}, {"start": 13081.78, "end": 13084.78, "text": " Oh shit, ABGN got the damn hiccups."}, {"start": 13086.78, "end": 13088.78, "text": " Gordon Ramsay got a damn cutscene though."}, {"start": 13088.78, "end": 13095.58, "text": " going to have to wait James could you just like cook some food or something so"}, {"start": 13095.58, "end": 13100.02, "text": " you could justify being on the island at all"}, {"start": 13100.02, "end": 13104.820000000002, "text": " I don't like looking at that"}, {"start": 13107.74, "end": 13110.78, "text": " no one can stop me"}, {"start": 13111.460000000001, "end": 13114.7, "text": " good for you man"}, {"start": 13114.7, "end": 13128.980000000001, "text": " that's it no xp all right Elizabeth Holmes you've really done like nothing so"}, {"start": 13128.980000000001, "end": 13134.7, "text": " far um thank you for the best considering what happened when you did do"}, {"start": 13134.7, "end": 13138.980000000001, "text": " something I've been thinking lately that Austin powers and I could get to know"}, {"start": 13138.98, "end": 13143.779999999999, "text": " each other better? Do you think Austin Powers and I would make a good team?"}, {"start": 13146.34, "end": 13148.1, "text": " I guess so. I see."}, {"start": 13154.9, "end": 13163.14, "text": " Whoa. I also love you to level up. Does anyone have any good catch phrases for Elizabeth Holmes?"}, {"start": 13163.14, "end": 13173.779999999999, "text": " Maybe when ending a sentence, you could say like with a single drop of blood."}, {"start": 13173.779999999999, "end": 13177.539999999999, "text": " Just one drop of blood."}, {"start": 13177.539999999999, "end": 13184.619999999999, "text": " Elizabeth Holmes and angry video game nerd power couple incoming."}, {"start": 13184.619999999999, "end": 13186.619999999999, "text": " Are you alright?"}, {"start": 13186.619999999999, "end": 13190.14, "text": " These kick-kits, they won't stop."}, {"start": 13190.14, "end": 13191.5, "text": " She's basically a doctor."}, {"start": 13191.5, "end": 13192.5, "text": " So this is good."}, {"start": 13192.5, "end": 13199.26, "text": " Well, this is really, really strange, but I'm sure you'll be fine."}, {"start": 13199.26, "end": 13200.26, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 13200.26, "end": 13203.86, "text": " I'm going to go ahead and trust you."}, {"start": 13203.86, "end": 13206.38, "text": " Maybe have her say that's so Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 13206.38, "end": 13211.14, "text": " I see we're kind of giving her the same characterization as Amy Blue."}, {"start": 13211.14, "end": 13212.14, "text": " Chibley!"}, {"start": 13212.14, "end": 13213.14, "text": " Heech!"}, {"start": 13213.14, "end": 13214.14, "text": " Has anyone given birth yet?"}, {"start": 13214.14, "end": 13217.66, "text": " Chibley, boy do I have someone I'd like you to meet."}, {"start": 13217.66, "end": 13218.66, "text": " Meet Michael."}, {"start": 13218.66, "end": 13232.14, "text": " Michael is uh, zero years old and is uh, Kate and my second kid."}, {"start": 13232.14, "end": 13235.38, "text": " She suggested the name by the way."}, {"start": 13235.38, "end": 13239.9, "text": " Sack, well the first one is the one we have IRL."}, {"start": 13239.9, "end": 13241.3, "text": " Do you have a moment?"}, {"start": 13241.3, "end": 13244.1, "text": " Sure, tell me you want to fuck ass bench here."}, {"start": 13244.1, "end": 13245.1, "text": " I would just love it if-"}, {"start": 13245.1, "end": 13246.1, "text": " Yeah, whatever."}, {"start": 13246.1, "end": 13247.1, "text": " I'll help you out Trinity."}, {"start": 13247.1, "end": 13274.78, "text": " I would say that's what we're in the business of doing right now, but Connor and David and"}, {"start": 13274.78, "end": 13278.7, "text": " We need to resolve their plot lines a little and we need to have our knees mix it up a bit"}, {"start": 13279.54, "end": 13281.54, "text": " Good seeing you"}, {"start": 13283.54, "end": 13286.08, "text": " I'm dead ass not sure if I even want you to level up"}, {"start": 13286.900000000001, "end": 13290.980000000001, "text": " Because I don't know anything else about you, and I'm not making an admin to Neuler's Jersey"}, {"start": 13298.460000000001, "end": 13304.0, "text": " Let's push them together. What if we made the island so small that they were forced to interact 24 hours a day"}, {"start": 13304.78, "end": 13322.980000000001, "text": " I've been thinking lately that the angry video game nerd would make a good team."}, {"start": 13322.980000000001, "end": 13323.980000000001, "text": " Absolutely."}, {"start": 13323.980000000001, "end": 13324.980000000001, "text": " Really?"}, {"start": 13324.980000000001, "end": 13332.060000000001, "text": " Well, maybe there is something there."}, {"start": 13332.06, "end": 13335.06, "text": " McDavid is vibing with the angry video game. No, that's huge."}, {"start": 13339.06, "end": 13344.06, "text": " Did you give him CTE? Why didn't you give it to him? That's just how he talks, man."}, {"start": 13346.06, "end": 13352.06, "text": " I feel like a free win is giving the professional athletes jogging."}, {"start": 13352.06, "end": 13356.06, "text": " Yes, I did see your Gandalf with Big Naturals and it does look awesome."}, {"start": 13358.06, "end": 13361.06, "text": " You could give everyone on the island Big Naturals."}, {"start": 13362.06, "end": 13364.619999999999, "text": " I guess it's a shirt, right? It's not the me?"}, {"start": 13366.619999999999, "end": 13373.74, "text": " That's good coding, honestly. It's got a high cohesion and light coupling. Very smart."}, {"start": 13376.38, "end": 13378.22, "text": " Let me or hate me. I'm on your mind."}, {"start": 13378.22, "end": 13379.58, "text": " I'm looking for some."}, {"start": 13379.58, "end": 13384.3, "text": " Yes. Okay, other goals? Get a harmonica. We've been searching for a harmonica for three days."}, {"start": 13384.3, "end": 13387.82, "text": " Here's your first mystery shadow. What do you think it is?"}, {"start": 13387.82, "end": 13388.619999999999, "text": " That's a baby chick."}, {"start": 13388.62, "end": 13398.980000000001, "text": " the answer is yeah baby your second mystery shadow what do you think it is"}, {"start": 13398.980000000001, "end": 13408.42, "text": " circle disco ball disco ball the answer is disco ball peach would have a clefts"}, {"start": 13408.42, "end": 13416.1, "text": " and finally the last mystery shadow what do you think oh the crochet bro that's"}, {"start": 13416.1, "end": 13418.1, "text": " That's the stranger right there!"}, {"start": 13420.1, "end": 13422.1, "text": " Laetron J."}, {"start": 13423.1, "end": 13425.1, "text": " We cooked with Laetron J."}, {"start": 13425.1, "end": 13427.1, "text": " It looks like a picture."}, {"start": 13428.1, "end": 13430.1, "text": " Congratulations, you won."}, {"start": 13432.1, "end": 13434.1, "text": " Time free."}, {"start": 13435.1, "end": 13437.1, "text": " Could be harmonica."}, {"start": 13437.1, "end": 13439.1, "text": " Oh my god, that's like my third lizard man."}, {"start": 13439.1, "end": 13449.720000000001, "text": " you know what Austin I need to see the island with a little more media I made"}, {"start": 13449.720000000001, "end": 13453.24, "text": " all this stuff and then I didn't give away enough of it I think also would be"}, {"start": 13453.24, "end": 13463.32, "text": " fucking with the stranger well how could you know whether or not you like"}, {"start": 13463.32, "end": 13467.36, "text": " that you just received it as a gift there's no way for you to possibly know"}, {"start": 13467.36, "end": 13469.36, "text": " whether or not you like it until you read it."}, {"start": 13472.86, "end": 13473.36, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 13481.060000000001, "end": 13482.86, "text": " It's no loco moco, baby."}, {"start": 13484.16, "end": 13484.86, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 13485.66, "end": 13486.86, "text": " It's smashing."}, {"start": 13486.86, "end": 13487.86, "text": " Shake it, Dalek."}, {"start": 13491.76, "end": 13492.86, "text": " You judge it by the cover."}, {"start": 13492.86, "end": 13494.36, "text": " You're not, you're not lying."}, {"start": 13494.36, "end": 13500.36, "text": " What else? I've lost my mojo. Oh, behave."}, {"start": 13500.36, "end": 13502.36, "text": " That was a catch phrase."}, {"start": 13502.36, "end": 13504.36, "text": " Tell me, baby."}, {"start": 13506.36, "end": 13509.36, "text": " You know what? I think when starting a sentence, you could say,"}, {"start": 13509.36, "end": 13511.36, "text": " Tell me, baby."}, {"start": 13511.36, "end": 13526.44, "text": " I'll never be the head of a major corporation."}, {"start": 13526.44, "end": 13532.960000000001, "text": " That's not the way to get ahead in life."}, {"start": 13532.960000000001, "end": 13538.2, "text": " Tell me, thank you."}, {"start": 13538.2, "end": 13541.32, "text": " I do think when eating it is rather nutty."}, {"start": 13541.32, "end": 13553.88, "text": " also really good. It's a bit nutty. Tell me, baby, hug. Thank you. Saying that really"}, {"start": 13553.88, "end": 13570.68, "text": " makes me feel more like myself. Huge. Nobody's got any problems? None problems at all, man?"}, {"start": 13570.68, "end": 13572.68, "text": " Let's change that up"}, {"start": 13572.92, "end": 13577.52, "text": " Can I say something I think Daniel playing you would really he's just staring at his piggy bank the whole time"}, {"start": 13577.52, "end": 13579.52, "text": " I'm just really fucking funny"}, {"start": 13579.880000000001, "end": 13582.82, "text": " Jimmy have you ever had anybody on your island that has this by the way?"}, {"start": 13584.68, "end": 13588.880000000001, "text": " Again, oh shit never mind pretend I didn't say that um I"}, {"start": 13593.32, "end": 13595.32, "text": " Think you would fuck with the stranger I"}, {"start": 13595.32, "end": 13604.039999999999, "text": " I still have no loves. I saw you got a low with the last night. That's like almost as"}, {"start": 13604.039999999999, "end": 13606.16, "text": " good as a love."}, {"start": 13606.16, "end": 13623.48, "text": " Are you Michael? His first word was Asia by the way. I think I've added that. I think I've"}, {"start": 13623.48, "end": 13625.56, "text": " I've already said that, I should say."}, {"start": 13625.56, "end": 13630.56, "text": " Malf, Malf, you strike me as a remaining light guy."}, {"start": 13630.6, "end": 13632.66, "text": " I think I've given you every album so far."}, {"start": 13634.16, "end": 13637.4, "text": " If you'd go, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh."}, {"start": 13640.199999999999, "end": 13642.199999999999, "text": " Amy Blue and Trinity need to meet."}, {"start": 13644.48, "end": 13647.4, "text": " Amy Blue and Trinity, yeah, I think they would get along."}, {"start": 13648.58, "end": 13650.68, "text": " They would bond over 90s Keanu."}, {"start": 13650.68, "end": 13655.68, "text": " Ghibli babies first words are Marlboro Reds. That's cute."}, {"start": 13655.68, "end": 13662.68, "text": " Now for your characterization we are only going to give you vegetables."}, {"start": 13662.68, "end": 13664.68, "text": " Or at least meatless dishes."}, {"start": 13664.68, "end": 13667.68, "text": " Needs some Mama Lid. I forgot about that."}, {"start": 13675.68, "end": 13677.68, "text": " Come on man. Level up for me."}, {"start": 13680.68, "end": 13687.68, "text": " He fucking bitted the madman."}, {"start": 13687.68, "end": 13694.68, "text": " Mouths little quirks."}, {"start": 13694.68, "end": 13699.68, "text": " Mouth is a bit of a fashionista."}, {"start": 13699.68, "end": 13702.68, "text": " He could change his outfit as he sees fit."}, {"start": 13702.68, "end": 13707.68, "text": " I don't think I've given him any other clothes though because the fit is so perfect already."}, {"start": 13707.68, "end": 13713.32, "text": " Oh, I feel a little different."}, {"start": 13713.32, "end": 13716.84, "text": " If you don't pat them on their heads, they get mad at each other and develop rivalries."}, {"start": 13716.84, "end": 13721.880000000001, "text": " I have to stop placating them every time they get upset!"}, {"start": 13721.880000000001, "end": 13723.6, "text": " That's huge intel for next week!"}, {"start": 13723.6, "end": 13725.6, "text": " That's awesome!"}, {"start": 13725.6, "end": 13732.800000000001, "text": " Okay, I'm just gonna throw some mouth clothes into the cart so he can dress as he sees"}, {"start": 13732.800000000001, "end": 13734.0, "text": " fit."}, {"start": 13734.0, "end": 13737.9, "text": " Some stuff that I could see Mouth wearing."}, {"start": 13737.9, "end": 13740.56, "text": " That way he can mess with his own fashion."}, {"start": 13740.56, "end": 13743.52, "text": " He's already got a striped shirt."}, {"start": 13743.52, "end": 13746.52, "text": " Honestly I could see him in like a plaid like that."}, {"start": 13746.52, "end": 13753.52, "text": " That's good for that."}, {"start": 13753.52, "end": 13760.04, "text": " And then on this side, I mean he's already got, he's got some chinos, he's got some green"}, {"start": 13760.04, "end": 13763.36, "text": " cargo pants, Peter Griffin style."}, {"start": 13763.36, "end": 13766.02, "text": " I could totally see him having like a,"}, {"start": 13766.02, "end": 13767.7, "text": " he does strike me as a guy who could have a pair"}, {"start": 13767.7, "end": 13769.34, "text": " of yellow corduroy's."}, {"start": 13769.34, "end": 13772.18, "text": " And then of course for the summer season,"}, {"start": 13772.18, "end": 13775.18, "text": " maybe just some like standard S cargo shorts."}, {"start": 13776.220000000001, "end": 13779.060000000001, "text": " Hat wise, I think he's already cooking with the beanie."}, {"start": 13779.060000000001, "end": 13781.720000000001, "text": " I don't really think he needs a baseball hat."}, {"start": 13783.300000000001, "end": 13784.800000000001, "text": " Don't think he needs a chain."}, {"start": 13786.380000000001, "end": 13787.82, "text": " I don't know what kind of shoes he's wearing"}, {"start": 13787.82, "end": 13789.82, "text": " but I think his shoes are probably fine."}, {"start": 13789.82, "end": 13794.14, "text": " All right, brother, I'm about to give you like a fuckload of clothes"}, {"start": 13795.46, "end": 13797.46, "text": " This is gonna take forever, man"}, {"start": 13800.82, "end": 13802.82, "text": " Different colored beanies is huge"}, {"start": 13804.539999999999, "end": 13807.74, "text": " Do I really I can't give him a there's a box of clothes in both"}, {"start": 13807.74, "end": 13812.539999999999, "text": " I mean, I can give him an outfit, but like if I have multiple things from the same category"}, {"start": 13812.54, "end": 13821.140000000001, "text": " You can create outfits, but that wouldn't be the same."}, {"start": 13821.140000000001, "end": 13831.300000000001, "text": " Well, the things I'm going to do for my country, man."}, {"start": 13831.300000000001, "end": 13833.02, "text": " We're farming XP at least."}, {"start": 13833.02, "end": 13835.18, "text": " I can't believe Chibi, do you have the same thing?"}, {"start": 13835.18, "end": 13838.62, "text": " I was talking about it at the start of stream."}, {"start": 13838.62, "end": 13841.62, "text": " The first hour of playing Tomodachi Life, I'm like, how am I going to play this"}, {"start": 13841.62, "end": 13845.140000000001, "text": " for five hours then you hit a point where you're like oh my god I only have an"}, {"start": 13845.140000000001, "end": 13849.54, "text": " hour left I got I can't believe it I'm so sad"}, {"start": 13855.300000000001, "end": 13862.660000000002, "text": " training pants oh shit trouble in paradise"}, {"start": 13862.66, "end": 13873.58, "text": " Yesterday I was like I gotta grind out one more hour and then I just did two because"}, {"start": 13873.58, "end": 13877.8, "text": " you're always like oh like doing something makes you realize there's like one more thing"}, {"start": 13877.8, "end": 13881.119999999999, "text": " that would be awesome to do."}, {"start": 13881.119999999999, "end": 13890.64, "text": " And then it never ends man."}, {"start": 13890.64, "end": 13894.16, "text": " I mean like once I started making albums, I was like damn, I could make like a hundred"}, {"start": 13894.16, "end": 13895.16, "text": " albums in this."}, {"start": 13895.16, "end": 13899.16, "text": " But then I would just, it would just be me listening to one of one hundred albums."}, {"start": 13905.66, "end": 13906.66, "text": " Best game ever?"}, {"start": 13906.66, "end": 13907.66, "text": " It literally is awesome."}, {"start": 13907.66, "end": 13908.66, "text": " But you're right."}, {"start": 13908.66, "end": 13910.4, "text": " There should be a way to create like some more drama."}, {"start": 13910.4, "end": 13914.68, "text": " Like you should be able to give them, you should be able to place a marker somewhere"}, {"start": 13914.68, "end": 13920.439999999999, "text": " on a political compass and then like make them talk about politics or something like"}, {"start": 13920.44, "end": 13937.58, "text": " I'm gonna be honest with you, I think mouth would be upset with me if I let him wear those"}, {"start": 13937.58, "end": 13939.460000000001, "text": " pants with that shirt."}, {"start": 13939.460000000001, "end": 13943.0, "text": " So all I would say for now, and also I'm wearing that sweater right now so you should"}, {"start": 13943.0, "end": 13944.0, "text": " mix it up."}, {"start": 13944.0, "end": 13946.2, "text": " Why don't you take the plaid?"}, {"start": 13946.2, "end": 13948.2, "text": " I'm thinking like"}, {"start": 13950.400000000001, "end": 13955.62, "text": " And that that's kind of peak but this is this is a certain autumnal quality to it as well"}, {"start": 13956.960000000001, "end": 13959.240000000002, "text": " Tucked in top makes it look fucked up though"}, {"start": 13962.960000000001, "end": 13964.960000000001, "text": " Wait, it's kind of awesome now I"}, {"start": 13971.52, "end": 13973.52, "text": " Don't care man, I think he's serving"}, {"start": 13976.2, "end": 13988.720000000001, "text": " All right, and dude, I think we can set Pop Deal into Africa."}, {"start": 13988.720000000001, "end": 13993.380000000001, "text": " He does look like he's about to start a burger restaurant where they serve you fries in like"}, {"start": 13993.380000000001, "end": 13998.960000000001, "text": " a little replica deep fryer basket."}, {"start": 13998.960000000001, "end": 14003.960000000001, "text": " Two more wishes!"}, {"start": 14003.960000000001, "end": 14012.400000000001, "text": " Oh, hey, looking-ass."}, {"start": 14012.400000000001, "end": 14022.28, "text": " There's two guys, two friends from college with a crazy idea."}, {"start": 14022.28, "end": 14029.240000000002, "text": " This is- I'm not going to placate myself, I want myself to create some drama."}, {"start": 14029.24, "end": 14039.24, "text": " He's not doing jack shit, man."}, {"start": 14039.24, "end": 14042.24, "text": " No, man, he's rocking out."}, {"start": 14042.24, "end": 14045.96, "text": " I can tell, listen close."}, {"start": 14045.96, "end": 14048.76, "text": " He's listening to houses in motion, 100%."}, {"start": 14048.76, "end": 14054.68, "text": " All right, Daniel, you've done, oh, shit, I interrupted well, he was reading The Stranger."}, {"start": 14054.68, "end": 14057.68, "text": " I want to see Daniel Plainview and Gordon Ramsay get together."}, {"start": 14063.380000000001, "end": 14065.78, "text": " He's trying to relax by copying Gordon Ramsay."}, {"start": 14065.78, "end": 14068.78, "text": " See, he's trying to imitate like an actual human being."}, {"start": 14068.78, "end": 14071.68, "text": " But he just can't do it, man."}, {"start": 14071.68, "end": 14073.68, "text": " He just can't do it."}, {"start": 14075.380000000001, "end": 14077.48, "text": " Now, hey, T."}, {"start": 14077.48, "end": 14080.28, "text": " Holly Walnuts, good afternoon."}, {"start": 14080.28, "end": 14081.78, "text": " Haptop."}, {"start": 14081.78, "end": 14083.68, "text": " I need them to become friends"}, {"start": 14083.68, "end": 14087.880000000001, "text": " Because I think that mouth could call him Pauly Walnuts."}, {"start": 14087.880000000001, "end": 14092.880000000001, "text": " Well, maybe it's not finished that sentence, but you can probably see where it's going."}, {"start": 14092.880000000001, "end": 14096.36, "text": " They're saying if you listen to this Remain in Light while playing Mahjong, it syncs up"}, {"start": 14096.36, "end": 14097.36, "text": " perfectly."}, {"start": 14097.36, "end": 14100.64, "text": " That would be a perfect fucking Sunday for a guy like me."}, {"start": 14100.64, "end": 14102.68, "text": " Listening to Remain in Light and playing Mahjong?"}, {"start": 14102.68, "end": 14104.28, "text": " Yes, please."}, {"start": 14104.28, "end": 14106.28, "text": " Trinity's following the white rabbit."}, {"start": 14106.28, "end": 14109.04, "text": " Trinity?"}, {"start": 14109.04, "end": 14112.12, "text": " You need to give this guy some joie de vivre, okay?"}, {"start": 14112.12, "end": 14113.12, "text": " He's literally a chivalry."}, {"start": 14113.12, "end": 14114.12, "text": " Have you seen this?"}, {"start": 14114.12, "end": 14115.12, "text": " What were they thinking?"}, {"start": 14115.12, "end": 14118.12, "text": " He's listening to the blue album and saying what were they thinking?"}, {"start": 14121.12, "end": 14123.12, "text": " Jubilee have you seen this? Have you seen the blue album?"}, {"start": 14125.12, "end": 14131.12, "text": " Let's go away for a while, you and I, to a strange and distant land"}, {"start": 14131.12, "end": 14136.12, "text": " Where they speak the word of truth, but they don't understand anyway"}, {"start": 14137.12, "end": 14139.12, "text": " Hiya, the angry video gamer"}, {"start": 14139.12, "end": 14141.12, "text": " Good afternoon, Trinity"}, {"start": 14141.12, "end": 14145.04, "text": " Bramley Snats."}, {"start": 14145.04, "end": 14150.04, "text": " Fucking do something, man."}, {"start": 14150.04, "end": 14152.12, "text": " Okay, this is real, though."}, {"start": 14152.12, "end": 14154.960000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, the screenshot!"}, {"start": 14154.960000000001, "end": 14163.240000000002, "text": " Oh, it's too slow."}, {"start": 14163.240000000002, "end": 14167.68, "text": " Please say something like astounding again."}, {"start": 14167.68, "end": 14181.36, "text": " I want a girl who last sport no one else and if you me her tell her it's over"}, {"start": 14181.36, "end": 14187.12, "text": " you're streaming it oh yeah Richard Tenenbaum you would not you're more of"}, {"start": 14187.12, "end": 14190.28, "text": " a Pinkerton guy for sure"}, {"start": 14190.28, "end": 14196.960000000001, "text": " Amy, are you familiar with Bob Dylan?"}, {"start": 14196.960000000001, "end": 14198.960000000001, "text": " Some interest there."}, {"start": 14198.960000000001, "end": 14206.400000000001, "text": " I really would like you to do something about this Conor McDavid situation though."}, {"start": 14206.400000000001, "end": 14208.84, "text": " Their relationships really started regressing."}, {"start": 14208.84, "end": 14212.68, "text": " This is going to be like a heartbreaking for Conor McDavid in ten years when Amy says"}, {"start": 14212.68, "end": 14217.720000000001, "text": " something like, after Amy gets married she's going to say like, you know I used to have"}, {"start": 14217.720000000001, "end": 14224.720000000001, "text": " a crush on you. He's telling a joke that involves an amazing hockey player."}, {"start": 14226.720000000001, "end": 14227.720000000001, "text": " WAIT!"}, {"start": 14232.720000000001, "end": 14235.720000000001, "text": " No, no, no, you have to give 110%, not 100%."}, {"start": 14237.720000000001, "end": 14239.720000000001, "text": " Who's Aimee Bleu? She's from the Doom generation."}, {"start": 14241.720000000001, "end": 14242.720000000001, "text": " NOOOOOOO!"}, {"start": 14243.720000000001, "end": 14246.720000000001, "text": " Sorry, I wasn't paying attention."}, {"start": 14247.720000000001, "end": 14252.720000000001, "text": " Fuck it, that's good. We got drama."}, {"start": 14252.720000000001, "end": 14253.720000000001, "text": " Si."}, {"start": 14257.720000000001, "end": 14262.720000000001, "text": " And then, way, way, way, way, way, way."}, {"start": 14262.720000000001, "end": 14263.720000000001, "text": " And then..."}, {"start": 14267.720000000001, "end": 14269.720000000001, "text": " Drop her into some Weezer heads."}, {"start": 14272.720000000001, "end": 14276.720000000001, "text": " Uh, Ains, what do you do for work?"}, {"start": 14277.720000000001, "end": 14286.800000000001, "text": " Oh, she's they're having sad memories about a Lamborghini Urus."}, {"start": 14286.800000000001, "end": 14291.320000000002, "text": " Oh, but they're spilling the tea."}, {"start": 14291.320000000002, "end": 14292.320000000002, "text": " This is big."}, {"start": 14292.320000000002, "end": 14293.320000000002, "text": " No, Richie!"}, {"start": 14293.320000000002, "end": 14297.080000000002, "text": " Oh, Richie's still listening to Peak."}, {"start": 14297.080000000002, "end": 14300.000000000002, "text": " Thank God."}, {"start": 14300.000000000002, "end": 14302.760000000002, "text": " We got to put some other forms of media on the Island, man."}, {"start": 14302.760000000002, "end": 14306.000000000002, "text": " They're all just listening to my favorite albums."}, {"start": 14306.0, "end": 14309.0, "text": " You can feel the passion that went into making this remain in life."}, {"start": 14310.5, "end": 14313.0, "text": " It's 100% true, man. That's fucking true."}, {"start": 14314.5, "end": 14317.0, "text": " No, no, no, don't interrupt them, Pauliwal, nuts. This is important."}, {"start": 14317.0, "end": 14319.0, "text": " He's getting aims to spill the tea."}, {"start": 14324.0, "end": 14327.0, "text": " Alright, Richie. We need you to create some drama."}, {"start": 14330.0, "end": 14335.0, "text": " Elizabeth Holmes. I wouldn't say she's goth, but she has a certain alt girl quality to her."}, {"start": 14336.0, "end": 14342.6, "text": " um hello people are saying I'm trying to engineer Richie Tenenbaum suicide that's"}, {"start": 14342.6, "end": 14346.28, "text": " not true if I was trying to engineer a suicide would I have given him a Weezer"}, {"start": 14346.28, "end": 14350.56, "text": " album and a book by Albert Camus"}, {"start": 14351.56, "end": 14359.72, "text": " absolutely not close brother actually pretty close to the tennis player"}, {"start": 14359.720000000001, "end": 14364.720000000001, "text": " Oh, I should add the last duel."}, {"start": 14364.720000000001, "end": 14366.720000000001, "text": " That's big."}, {"start": 14366.720000000001, "end": 14374.720000000001, "text": " Should give him pink moon."}, {"start": 14374.720000000001, "end": 14379.720000000001, "text": " We could do pink moon with just a bunch of fucked up stamps for sure."}, {"start": 14379.720000000001, "end": 14381.720000000001, "text": " Bob Dylan."}, {"start": 14381.720000000001, "end": 14383.720000000001, "text": " Dylan in plain view."}, {"start": 14383.720000000001, "end": 14386.720000000001, "text": " They're kind of closing in on some kind of connection together."}, {"start": 14386.720000000001, "end": 14388.720000000001, "text": " Bob Dylan, good afternoon."}, {"start": 14388.720000000001, "end": 14395.840000000002, "text": " Bob Dylan seems to be the kind of guy who would be like really in the meet Dave or something"}, {"start": 14395.840000000002, "end": 14396.840000000002, "text": " like that."}, {"start": 14396.840000000002, "end": 14400.560000000001, "text": " Did Amy get rejected?"}, {"start": 14400.560000000001, "end": 14403.04, "text": " It's presently it's a developing situation."}, {"start": 14403.04, "end": 14406.52, "text": " She told the joke to Conor McDavid that Flopped and now she's not fucking with him."}, {"start": 14406.52, "end": 14407.920000000002, "text": " She's spilling the tea to Dan."}, {"start": 14407.920000000002, "end": 14409.920000000002, "text": " We're getting some genuine drama."}, {"start": 14409.92, "end": 14422.14, "text": " But Chimley, I hear you because I've been in the same boat."}, {"start": 14422.14, "end": 14429.08, "text": " You gave me such a useful tip that allowed me to create the perfect Elizabeth Holmes by"}, {"start": 14429.08, "end": 14432.32, "text": " cheating her personality into the island using the chart."}, {"start": 14432.32, "end": 14436.08, "text": " I'm going to give a tip for you as well."}, {"start": 14436.08, "end": 14442.28, "text": " Camera spend like 12 hours just having everybody on the island meet everybody else on the island. Oh shit"}, {"start": 14442.84, "end": 14445.88, "text": " Go she passed on the bad vibes to Dan"}, {"start": 14448.08, "end": 14451.88, "text": " I'm not feeling like myself. I'll be fine though. You sweats"}, {"start": 14454.88, "end": 14460.08, "text": " Yes, yes, yes, and then you pass it on the car"}, {"start": 14460.08, "end": 14462.08, "text": " They haven't met yet!"}, {"start": 14462.08, "end": 14464.08, "text": " Um... Hello?"}, {"start": 14464.08, "end": 14466.08, "text": " It's nice to meet you."}, {"start": 14466.08, "end": 14469.08, "text": " My name is Connor McDavid."}, {"start": 14469.08, "end": 14472.08, "text": " Hiya. I'm Dan. You sweats."}, {"start": 14475.08, "end": 14477.08, "text": " Me and some physical fights for sure."}, {"start": 14479.08, "end": 14480.08, "text": " Uh-oh."}, {"start": 14481.08, "end": 14484.08, "text": " Praising Dan in a way that seems a bit overdone and phony."}, {"start": 14487.08, "end": 14489.08, "text": " But he appreciates it!"}, {"start": 14490.08, "end": 14496.32, "text": " I just love the way you play. Oh, I know I'm so excited to see if you're gonna do the IndieCon that on Monday"}, {"start": 14496.32, "end": 14500.76, "text": " Hey, just one question. Do you have any interest in playing every single game from UFO 50 again?"}, {"start": 14500.76, "end": 14503.28, "text": " It was my favorite content that I want he loves it"}, {"start": 14504.36, "end": 14506.36, "text": " Wait, this might save his vibes"}, {"start": 14507.6, "end": 14511.16, "text": " This cannot save his vibes. Fuck. He's happy"}, {"start": 14514.76, "end": 14519.08, "text": " Bad news for Amy, you know what maybe her being on like a social island is okay"}, {"start": 14520.08, "end": 14521.08, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 14525.08, "end": 14527.08, "text": " Now, now, bum somebody else out."}, {"start": 14527.08, "end": 14528.08, "text": " Where's Richie?"}, {"start": 14530.08, "end": 14533.08, "text": " Richie's chillin' with Elizabeth Holmes right now."}, {"start": 14536.08, "end": 14538.08, "text": " No, no, not the La Casa. Don't go crazy."}, {"start": 14541.08, "end": 14542.08, "text": " Give them books?"}, {"start": 14545.08, "end": 14547.08, "text": " She really doesn't need the stranger."}, {"start": 14550.08, "end": 14552.08, "text": " What's your problem, man?"}, {"start": 14555.48, "end": 14558.08, "text": " I must be in a good mood on listening to the blue album."}, {"start": 14558.08, "end": 14560.08, "text": " Okay, fine."}, {"start": 14560.08, "end": 14562.08, "text": " Hi."}, {"start": 14562.08, "end": 14566.08, "text": " Don't get it twisted. Sorry, I'm a little upset with Honey."}, {"start": 14566.08, "end": 14568.08, "text": " Why did she have to say that?"}, {"start": 14568.08, "end": 14572.08, "text": " Sometimes a kid can be playing tricks on your mind."}, {"start": 14574.08, "end": 14576.08, "text": " Amy Blue going."}, {"start": 14576.08, "end": 14581.36, "text": " you literally can't listen to Asia it's gonna fix you what you need right now"}, {"start": 14581.36, "end": 14589.4, "text": " without a doubt there's a copy of albert can lose the stranger why is"}, {"start": 14589.4, "end": 14594.039999999999, "text": " everyone mad kona mcdavid kicked it off by not laughing at Amy blues joke and"}, {"start": 14594.039999999999, "end": 14597.16, "text": " now the bad vibes are spreading which is actually good cuz we're about to get"}, {"start": 14597.16, "end": 14602.88, "text": " some fucking drama on the island bro I feel like a heavy weight has been"}, {"start": 14602.880000000001, "end": 14606.140000000001, "text": " lifted from my shoulders. It is the 90s. After all."}, {"start": 14606.140000000001, "end": 14607.640000000001, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 14610.12, "end": 14611.320000000002, "text": " Old house, man."}, {"start": 14613.320000000002, "end": 14615.320000000002, "text": " Not quite, unfortunately."}, {"start": 14620.160000000002, "end": 14621.060000000001, "text": " Fuck it up again."}, {"start": 14621.060000000001, "end": 14623.060000000001, "text": " Uh, Connor, I need to talk to you."}, {"start": 14624.6, "end": 14627.7, "text": " Amy Blue from the Doom generation."}, {"start": 14627.7, "end": 14629.2, "text": " Hey there."}, {"start": 14630.36, "end": 14631.640000000001, "text": " Gorgeous all."}, {"start": 14632.880000000001, "end": 14634.880000000001, "text": " Well, come on, be there."}, {"start": 14634.880000000001, "end": 14636.880000000001, "text": " Thanks for doing it."}, {"start": 14636.880000000001, "end": 14638.880000000001, "text": " She the crassest of this tribe, right?"}, {"start": 14644.880000000001, "end": 14646.880000000001, "text": " Damn, fucking do something."}, {"start": 14651.880000000001, "end": 14655.880000000001, "text": " Wait, that's real. They're saying the stranger will become clear if they can figure out the line."}, {"start": 14655.880000000001, "end": 14657.880000000001, "text": " I don't care to you."}, {"start": 14657.880000000001, "end": 14659.880000000001, "text": " We don't need a new guy!"}, {"start": 14659.880000000001, "end": 14669.000000000002, "text": " We need our guys to become more entwined with one another so that the trauma can start to flow."}, {"start": 14674.2, "end": 14678.920000000002, "text": " Bro where the fuck is my zero year old? Trinity has not met Amy Blue yet, huh?"}, {"start": 14681.320000000002, "end": 14685.240000000002, "text": " Trinity wants to be friends with ABGN. No Trinity hasn't met Dan yet."}, {"start": 14685.24, "end": 14692.56, "text": " Yo, this is a meeting of the minds so they call me Trinity. What do they call you?"}, {"start": 14692.56, "end": 14697.8, "text": " Trinity. Hiya, my name's Dan."}, {"start": 14701.72, "end": 14705.68, "text": " It's important to stay physically fit so you can fight agents even though no one's"}, {"start": 14705.68, "end": 14710.52, "text": " ever seen one lose combat."}, {"start": 14715.24, "end": 14716.24, "text": " That's big."}, {"start": 14717.44, "end": 14719.24, "text": " ABGN don't give a fuck?"}, {"start": 14719.24, "end": 14723.24, "text": " Nah, he's lazy, man. Like he hasn't done fucking anything."}, {"start": 14723.24, "end": 14726.24, "text": " He's also never met Amy Blue from the Doom generation."}, {"start": 14728.24, "end": 14730.24, "text": " Pardon me, could I have a moment?"}, {"start": 14730.24, "end": 14732.24, "text": " My name is the Angry Video Gamer."}, {"start": 14733.24, "end": 14738.24, "text": " Um, yeah, I'm Amy Blue from the Doom generation."}, {"start": 14738.24, "end": 14750.64, "text": " I don't think they would get along at all, IRL, to be honest."}, {"start": 14750.64, "end": 14751.64, "text": " You need Rolling Rock?"}, {"start": 14751.64, "end": 14753.64, "text": " I made him an offer!"}, {"start": 14753.64, "end": 14761.0, "text": " The offer that I made him."}, {"start": 14761.0, "end": 14767.76, "text": " If he generates one clip for my Twitch channel, I will make a can of Rolling Rock."}, {"start": 14767.76, "end": 14772.08, "text": " Oh my god, he did the peter griffon laugh with the peter griffon fit"}, {"start": 14779.2, "end": 14783.04, "text": " She should then generate a diarrhea dump for him. You're sick"}, {"start": 14787.52, "end": 14789.52, "text": " Oh, they got to get mad at each other"}, {"start": 14789.52, "end": 14798.08, "text": " Bob Dylan after the tour incoming we need it's been like hours of them just"}, {"start": 14798.08, "end": 14806.08, "text": " getting along we need we need something to mix this shit up"}, {"start": 14807.04, "end": 14810.880000000001, "text": " yet the news is the same every time"}, {"start": 14810.880000000001, "end": 14815.48, "text": " and effort to tour size of relief it looks like a win thanks for watching"}, {"start": 14815.48, "end": 14817.48, "text": " I'm Ryan."}, {"start": 14817.48, "end": 14819.82, "text": " I'm not going to add Dr. Fetus to the island, okay?"}, {"start": 14819.82, "end": 14821.82, "text": " This isn't a YouTube Let's Play."}, {"start": 14821.82, "end": 14825.82, "text": " Oh, Polly Walnuts is going to get done so soon, too."}, {"start": 14825.82, "end": 14828.58, "text": " Bob Dylan, are you going to take anybody with you?"}, {"start": 14828.58, "end": 14831.22, "text": " Connor McDavid took you to Central Europe, bro."}, {"start": 14831.22, "end": 14833.119999999999, "text": " You should take Connor McDavid to Africa."}, {"start": 14837.42, "end": 14840.699999999999, "text": " Wow, an Africa tour."}, {"start": 14840.699999999999, "end": 14841.82, "text": " Him in the DMs?"}, {"start": 14841.82, "end": 14844.779999999999, "text": " Oh, I'd like to spend some time at Mozambique."}, {"start": 14845.48, "end": 14848.72, "text": " This is going to be so much fun. Everybody must get stoned."}, {"start": 14848.72, "end": 14851.619999999999, "text": " Oh, thanks for the ticket to Mozambique."}, {"start": 14852.619999999999, "end": 14853.72, "text": " YAY!"}, {"start": 14859.3, "end": 14861.46, "text": " Greetings from the pyramids of Giza."}, {"start": 14861.46, "end": 14865.14, "text": " What's in Giza due to move into a place like this?"}, {"start": 14865.14, "end": 14866.039999999999, "text": " Ha!"}, {"start": 14866.039999999999, "end": 14869.64, "text": " There's not just pretty people that you meet."}, {"start": 14869.64, "end": 14877.64, "text": " Just having my mind blown to this again, huh?"}, {"start": 14877.64, "end": 14879.64, "text": " Everybody must pit stop it."}, {"start": 14879.64, "end": 14888.08, "text": " Okay, that actually sounded like a real Bob Dylan lyric, though."}, {"start": 14888.08, "end": 14891.76, "text": " It's impossible to peel blue when you're in chef's shell and..."}, {"start": 14891.76, "end": 14892.76, "text": " Morocco."}, {"start": 14892.76, "end": 14893.76, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 14893.76, "end": 14896.84, "text": " You might be in Tangiers, though."}, {"start": 14896.84, "end": 14898.84, "text": " You ever think about that?"}, {"start": 14898.84, "end": 14906.2, "text": " You've been livin' there right here!"}, {"start": 14906.2, "end": 14908.960000000001, "text": " That was a wonderful trip."}, {"start": 14908.960000000001, "end": 14911.16, "text": " Thanks so much for letting me take it."}, {"start": 14911.16, "end": 14912.56, "text": " Everybody must get stoned."}, {"start": 14912.56, "end": 14915.56, "text": " Oh, and I brought you a souvenir."}, {"start": 14915.56, "end": 14916.56, "text": " Everybody must get stoned."}, {"start": 14916.56, "end": 14917.56, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 14917.56, "end": 14918.56, "text": " You got a colorful basket."}, {"start": 14918.56, "end": 14919.56, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 14919.56, "end": 14920.56, "text": " It's rare to make a lifelong friend."}, {"start": 14920.56, "end": 14921.56, "text": " Everybody must get stoned."}, {"start": 14921.56, "end": 14922.56, "text": " Everybody must get stoned."}, {"start": 14922.56, "end": 14938.08, "text": " oh shit everybody must get stop come on man you want to level up"}, {"start": 14940.84, "end": 14948.4, "text": " fuck Bob might need some more lines you think you think Bob Dylan needs to say"}, {"start": 14948.4, "end": 14954.4, "text": " not say everything must everybody must get stoned at the end of every fucking"}, {"start": 14954.4, "end": 14956.92, "text": " sentence"}, {"start": 14958.6, "end": 14964.64, "text": " oh he doesn't like your man it's a shame because bulgogi kind of sounds like"}, {"start": 14964.64, "end": 14968.039999999999, "text": " your name plus I was ready to give you another catchphrase but I guess it's"}, {"start": 14968.039999999999, "end": 14970.8, "text": " gonna have to wait"}, {"start": 14970.800000000001, "end": 14975.86, "text": " Okay, bro. Yeah, I'll have my daughter get mentored by Elizabeth Holmes"}, {"start": 14978.900000000001, "end": 14981.500000000002, "text": " She's literally 30 under 30, bro"}, {"start": 14990.420000000002, "end": 14994.580000000002, "text": " He could say okay, how does it meal is good, but one more cup of coffee"}, {"start": 14994.58, "end": 15000.32, "text": " coffee, before I go, before he eats, and then just feeding him nothing but coffee, it could"}, {"start": 15000.32, "end": 15001.32, "text": " be the move."}, {"start": 15001.32, "end": 15005.56, "text": " Really, what we're trying to do is create so many set plays comedically."}, {"start": 15005.56, "end": 15010.2, "text": " Like, just go to jokes that it can fill five hours."}, {"start": 15010.2, "end": 15013.2, "text": " We're at like an hour and a half right now."}, {"start": 15013.2, "end": 15017.6, "text": " Yeah, the Elizabeth Holmes actually turned out."}, {"start": 15017.6, "end": 15023.52, "text": " There was a time where it looked like it wasn't going to happen, but it came through"}, {"start": 15023.52, "end": 15025.2, "text": " through in the end man."}, {"start": 15025.2, "end": 15026.880000000001, "text": " Not the only perverting."}, {"start": 15026.880000000001, "end": 15031.04, "text": " D.J. Tomadran, a brailed, yes sir, leech."}, {"start": 15031.04, "end": 15033.68, "text": " Seems like minded."}, {"start": 15033.68, "end": 15045.92, "text": " Not the damn canful of fish bones that's catching from a leak in the fucking ceiling, man."}, {"start": 15045.92, "end": 15048.4, "text": " What's going on with Chad?"}, {"start": 15048.4, "end": 15050.880000000001, "text": " You're doing your best, man."}, {"start": 15050.880000000001, "end": 15060.320000000002, "text": " Now, what the fuck you mean, Big Beans ain't number one?"}, {"start": 15060.320000000002, "end": 15064.080000000002, "text": " You would go ape shit for Yaki Soba, you probably, I was gonna say, you're probably too full."}, {"start": 15064.080000000002, "end": 15066.720000000001, "text": " Have you got a mango yet?"}, {"start": 15066.720000000001, "end": 15078.160000000002, "text": " Yeah, I've had every fruit type shit."}, {"start": 15078.160000000002, "end": 15080.160000000002, "text": " That seems fair."}, {"start": 15080.16, "end": 15085.16, "text": " Yeah, it's like the best tasting food almost on the planet, I would say."}, {"start": 15095.16, "end": 15099.16, "text": " I do think as well. I mean, there was a part of me that was like,"}, {"start": 15099.16, "end": 15102.16, "text": " you just can't fill your life with toilet paper?"}, {"start": 15102.16, "end": 15106.16, "text": " Oh, no head rubs! That's right, because we want drama."}, {"start": 15110.16, "end": 15117.68, "text": " And I'll just be honest with you. I mean you definitely need some of this as well"}, {"start": 15129.34, "end": 15131.34, "text": " Rose like I already got socks"}, {"start": 15131.34, "end": 15138.34, "text": " I think you and Wally would be best friends."}, {"start": 15138.34, "end": 15140.34, "text": " You was like not the right player."}, {"start": 15140.34, "end": 15142.34, "text": " I should talk about you more than you could."}, {"start": 15142.34, "end": 15147.34, "text": " What should my zero year old son and Amy Blue from the Doom Generation talk about?"}, {"start": 15147.34, "end": 15150.34, "text": " I'll put you in my name."}, {"start": 15150.34, "end": 15152.34, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 15152.34, "end": 15157.34, "text": " Talk about..."}, {"start": 15157.34, "end": 15164.34, "text": " Person they should talk about is Keanu Reeves."}, {"start": 15174.34, "end": 15179.34, "text": " Because putting this into the island means there's a chance we could get an organic"}, {"start": 15179.34, "end": 15183.34, "text": " that chat is calling Keanu Reeves breathtaking."}, {"start": 15187.34, "end": 15200.14, "text": " Maybe instead of you, we should change the pet name to this guy."}, {"start": 15200.14, "end": 15201.58, "text": " Say hello to this guy."}, {"start": 15201.58, "end": 15202.58, "text": " Keanu Reeves."}, {"start": 15202.58, "end": 15206.14, "text": " Oh, Trinity and Keanu could be a play too."}, {"start": 15206.14, "end": 15213.3, "text": " Oh, we start building, I said we'll never add like multiple people from the same media"}, {"start": 15213.3, "end": 15214.3, "text": " property."}, {"start": 15214.300000000001, "end": 15215.300000000001, "text": " BYE!"}, {"start": 15215.800000000001, "end": 15218.000000000002, "text": " That's the first time anyone's ever told me that"}, {"start": 15218.000000000002, "end": 15223.800000000001, "text": " We put them, all the people from the media property into the lore of the world so they can talk about them"}, {"start": 15223.800000000001, "end": 15225.800000000001, "text": " Hey, do you wanna hang out sometime?"}, {"start": 15226.300000000001, "end": 15227.800000000001, "text": " I think we could be great friends"}, {"start": 15227.800000000001, "end": 15229.800000000001, "text": " And thus the world becomes deeper"}, {"start": 15237.800000000001, "end": 15238.800000000001, "text": " Yeah, that's Michael"}, {"start": 15244.300000000001, "end": 15249.300000000001, "text": " Damn, they're good friends already."}, {"start": 15249.300000000001, "end": 15255.300000000001, "text": " Well, will Amy Blue call Michael?"}, {"start": 15255.300000000001, "end": 15259.300000000001, "text": " Big running joke on the islands?"}, {"start": 15259.300000000001, "end": 15264.300000000001, "text": " Is that everybody just calls him this guy?"}, {"start": 15264.300000000001, "end": 15268.300000000001, "text": " Because nobody knows who he is."}, {"start": 15268.300000000001, "end": 15273.300000000001, "text": " This guy, how goes it?"}, {"start": 15273.300000000001, "end": 15281.420000000002, "text": " And you will be on Amy"}, {"start": 15284.060000000001, "end": 15289.340000000002, "text": " You're OC ain't doing so good. He's got a lot of people talking. He's got a lot of people talking"}, {"start": 15303.300000000001, "end": 15311.02, "text": " See the problem is Chet, you've never been happy and you've never been angry."}, {"start": 15311.02, "end": 15316.140000000001, "text": " I've literally never seen you say plus two and it's been in the game forever."}, {"start": 15316.140000000001, "end": 15323.86, "text": " Oh, I don't think any of these are gonna work."}, {"start": 15323.86, "end": 15331.86, "text": " Speaks with the kind of creepy voice you would hear in the nightmare."}, {"start": 15331.86, "end": 15337.86, "text": " Does he never make us do anything?"}, {"start": 15337.86, "end": 15342.86, "text": " It's not my fault you just sit in your shithole shack all day."}, {"start": 15342.86, "end": 15347.86, "text": " Jerk it off with all the toilet paper I gave you."}, {"start": 15347.86, "end": 15355.060000000001, "text": " Look, you're literally friends with everybody."}, {"start": 15355.060000000001, "end": 15356.060000000001, "text": " What's your deal?"}, {"start": 15356.060000000001, "end": 15361.7, "text": " I've been telling you to come out of your cave and you're saying no, man!"}, {"start": 15361.7, "end": 15363.7, "text": " Then you'll blame me."}, {"start": 15363.7, "end": 15364.7, "text": " Um..."}, {"start": 15364.7, "end": 15366.86, "text": " As an oil me, do you have a moment?"}, {"start": 15366.86, "end": 15369.54, "text": " As an oil me, do you have a moment?"}, {"start": 15369.54, "end": 15372.26, "text": " I would just love it if there were a round street lamp right here."}, {"start": 15372.26, "end": 15375.140000000001, "text": " Speak to you as an urbanist does."}, {"start": 15375.140000000001, "end": 15377.060000000001, "text": " You're gonna have light coming out of your ears."}, {"start": 15377.06, "end": 15381.06, "text": " We're going to build electricity. We're going to build generators and grids."}, {"start": 15381.06, "end": 15387.06, "text": " I hope you don't mind if I speak to you plainly, but it pains me that any man, woman, or child"}, {"start": 15387.06, "end": 15390.06, "text": " should have to go without light at night time in this fair country."}, {"start": 15390.06, "end": 15393.06, "text": " It makes me feel like we've forgotten our civic duty."}, {"start": 15393.06, "end": 15397.06, "text": " You're going to have infrastructure coming out of your ears."}, {"start": 15401.06, "end": 15406.06, "text": " We should at some point add Jack Nicholson from as good as it gets."}, {"start": 15406.06, "end": 15411.48, "text": " And then just have him say shut your pie hole and bring me a chicken salad sandwich"}, {"start": 15412.06, "end": 15415.6, "text": " How about you shut your pie hole and bring me a chicken salad sandwich?"}, {"start": 15418.939999999999, "end": 15420.939999999999, "text": " Huh"}, {"start": 15420.939999999999, "end": 15427.38, "text": " Hey brother has anybody ever told you that your nose looks like Sebastian stands. I have heard that I have heard that"}, {"start": 15427.38, "end": 15434.18, "text": " Oh, I'm so nervous. I have to feed Gordon Ramsay some food. I have to feed Gordon my lasagna. It's bloody raw"}, {"start": 15434.18, "end": 15436.18, "text": " Oh, no Gordon"}, {"start": 15438.82, "end": 15441.380000000001, "text": " He hates it he loves it"}, {"start": 15445.02, "end": 15451.0, "text": " It's his favorite food ever do to imagine the thrill if you fed Gordon Ramsay his favorite food ever"}, {"start": 15451.18, "end": 15453.18, "text": " I'm in the mood to play a game"}, {"start": 15453.86, "end": 15455.86, "text": " I'll give you something"}, {"start": 15457.42, "end": 15459.460000000001, "text": " Gordon Ramsay this is Tekken"}, {"start": 15464.18, "end": 15477.54, "text": " He's a competitive guy, it seems like a perfect fit."}, {"start": 15477.54, "end": 15480.1, "text": " I should make Slay the Spire and give it to myself."}, {"start": 15480.1, "end": 15481.7, "text": " Oh, that's looking genius!"}, {"start": 15481.7, "end": 15489.1, "text": " He should make Slay the Spire, I'll just take a Slay the Spire 2 screenshot, overlay"}, {"start": 15489.1, "end": 15497.1, "text": " it into the game and then trace it pixel by pixel oh shit"}, {"start": 15500.1, "end": 15505.1, "text": " ending a sentence you don't do before eating is bloody raw"}, {"start": 15508.1, "end": 15513.5, "text": " I mean he calls people idiot sandwich he does he does start sentences by saying"}, {"start": 15513.5, "end": 15517.98, "text": " right and then clapping his hands together oh you're so real he needs"}, {"start": 15517.98, "end": 15533.24, "text": " loud voice. I speak with a loud voice. And then make him the only person with loud voice."}, {"start": 15533.24, "end": 15545.66, "text": " I feel like I'm getting closer to the watch really am. You donkey. It's really loud. Damn!"}, {"start": 15545.66, "end": 15547.66, "text": " What the hell was going on out here?"}, {"start": 15548.66, "end": 15550.66, "text": " AmyGN, get back in the editing room!"}, {"start": 15553.66, "end": 15557.66, "text": " He's never said his catchphrase, he has so many catchphrases he's never said a single one."}, {"start": 15564.66, "end": 15565.66, "text": " That's Dan with his baseball cap."}, {"start": 15573.66, "end": 15574.66, "text": " That's Michael bro."}, {"start": 15575.66, "end": 15576.66, "text": " The answer is..."}, {"start": 15577.66, "end": 15578.66, "text": " Michael."}, {"start": 15579.66, "end": 15581.66, "text": " And finally, your last mystery shadow."}, {"start": 15582.66, "end": 15583.66, "text": " Who do you think this is?"}, {"start": 15583.66, "end": 15584.66, "text": " Bob Dylan."}, {"start": 15585.66, "end": 15586.66, "text": " Bob Dylan!"}, {"start": 15586.66, "end": 15587.66, "text": " The correct answer is..."}, {"start": 15589.66, "end": 15590.66, "text": " Bob Dylan."}, {"start": 15594.66, "end": 15595.66, "text": " That's a wrap."}, {"start": 15596.66, "end": 15599.66, "text": " Michael's like, I'm exchelulant."}, {"start": 15600.66, "end": 15601.66, "text": " Time for your..."}, {"start": 15601.66, "end": 15604.66, "text": " It's pissing me off too because people are saying you only added one me."}, {"start": 15605.66, "end": 15608.46, "text": " The fuck is a Tawashi scrub brush, man?"}, {"start": 15610.56, "end": 15613.66, "text": " I did not add one meat today, I added two meats!"}, {"start": 15613.66, "end": 15615.66, "text": " You don't give a fuck about Michael?"}, {"start": 15618.76, "end": 15620.76, "text": " It's pissing me off that you're happy."}, {"start": 15622.36, "end": 15625.76, "text": " Oh man, this guy, did you hear about the cat?"}, {"start": 15625.76, "end": 15627.56, "text": " I did, I did."}, {"start": 15627.56, "end": 15630.36, "text": " But did you hear all the talk about Vester's quest?"}, {"start": 15630.36, "end": 15634.46, "text": " Oh, yeah. I heard about that a while ago."}, {"start": 15634.460000000001, "end": 15638.7, "text": " But you know what? We never finished talking about the Lamborghini Urus."}, {"start": 15638.7, "end": 15643.02, "text": " It would go crazy if the only thing we put it in the game was like old hockey player notes."}, {"start": 15643.02, "end": 15646.220000000001, "text": " Cause then this would be a real conversation that I have with my friends."}, {"start": 15646.220000000001, "end": 15650.78, "text": " Fuck man, you know how long it's been since I thought about Alexei Morozov?"}, {"start": 15653.78, "end": 15657.500000000002, "text": " Haven't seen much from Austin today. Austin has been, he's let-"}, {"start": 15658.78, "end": 15663.02, "text": " He's let the other me's take the spotlight today. Let's see what you got going on."}, {"start": 15663.02, "end": 15663.52, "text": " Ha."}, {"start": 15663.52, "end": 15665.02, "text": " Don't ask for a new fit."}, {"start": 15665.02, "end": 15666.02, "text": " Good seeing you."}, {"start": 15667.02, "end": 15668.52, "text": " My look is lacking."}, {"start": 15668.52, "end": 15670.52, "text": " Can you get me some shoes that..."}, {"start": 15671.02, "end": 15672.52, "text": " You look great how you are, bro."}, {"start": 15672.52, "end": 15674.02, "text": " Oh, you think?"}, {"start": 15674.02, "end": 15677.52, "text": " Well, I guess all I needed was a compliment."}, {"start": 15677.52, "end": 15678.52, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 15679.02, "end": 15680.52, "text": " I'll keep wearing this."}, {"start": 15681.02, "end": 15683.02, "text": " Can you deport Amy Blue?"}, {"start": 15683.02, "end": 15685.02, "text": " Amy Blue is literally gonna..."}, {"start": 15685.52, "end": 15688.02, "text": " Her relationship with..."}, {"start": 15688.02, "end": 15706.42, "text": " Conor McDavid and Richie Tenenbaum is going to be the match that lights the fireman."}, {"start": 15706.42, "end": 15707.42, "text": " It's crazy they're listening to this one."}, {"start": 15707.42, "end": 15708.42, "text": " They could be listening to Asia."}, {"start": 15708.42, "end": 15709.42, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15709.42, "end": 15710.42, "text": " Kate."}, {"start": 15710.42, "end": 15711.42, "text": " Good afternoon."}, {"start": 15711.42, "end": 15716.42, "text": " Fucking up the whole concert for everybody else."}, {"start": 15716.42, "end": 15725.34, "text": " I'm dialed to 11 baby Austin Powers is trying to talk Kate into becoming a fan of Ryan bro. We're married"}, {"start": 15734.78, "end": 15741.14, "text": " Front later on J. Yes a late wrong J. Now. This is a classic"}, {"start": 15746.42, "end": 15750.8, "text": " Austin, we won."}, {"start": 15750.8, "end": 15757.0, "text": " I didn't level up."}, {"start": 15757.0, "end": 15759.2, "text": " What's your problem?"}, {"start": 15759.2, "end": 15760.2, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 15760.2, "end": 15776.12, "text": " I told you, we need Amy Blue because she's fucking up the vibes."}, {"start": 15776.12, "end": 15782.36, "text": " And then I feel like introducing you to Richie Tenenbaum at this exact moment could be pivotal"}, {"start": 15782.36, "end": 15783.880000000001, "text": " in both of your lives."}, {"start": 15783.880000000001, "end": 15784.880000000001, "text": " Hey there."}, {"start": 15784.880000000001, "end": 15790.6, "text": " There's someone who lives on I-Law Grand Villa named Dan, right?"}, {"start": 15790.6, "end": 15791.6, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 15791.6, "end": 15794.6, "text": " Do you think Dan and I would make a good team?"}, {"start": 15794.6, "end": 15795.6, "text": " Absolutely."}, {"start": 15795.6, "end": 15796.6, "text": " Oh, yeah?"}, {"start": 15796.6, "end": 15797.6, "text": " Huh."}, {"start": 15797.6, "end": 15801.6, "text": " Now I'm kinda curious about him."}, {"start": 15801.6, "end": 15805.6, "text": " Kind of, I guess."}, {"start": 15805.6, "end": 15817.6, "text": " Honestly, no, yeah, I mean, of course, of course they would not get a long IRL."}, {"start": 15817.6, "end": 15823.6, "text": " We might be friends with Connor McDavid though."}, {"start": 15823.6, "end": 15826.6, "text": " Good afternoon, Connor McDavid."}, {"start": 15826.6, "end": 15829.6, "text": " Good afternoon, Richie Tinninbaum."}, {"start": 15829.6, "end": 15835.6, "text": " It's talking about the United States of America, but it feels like the conversation is going"}, {"start": 15835.6, "end": 15836.6, "text": " poorly."}, {"start": 15836.6, "end": 15839.6, "text": " Oh, I guess they're honest then."}, {"start": 15839.6, "end": 15848.6, "text": " I guess they're having an honest conversation."}, {"start": 15848.6, "end": 15849.6, "text": " Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 15849.6, "end": 15851.6, "text": " Oh my God, how have we not introduced..."}, {"start": 15851.6, "end": 15856.6, "text": " Stop listening to Weezer and record a video!"}, {"start": 15856.6, "end": 15860.04, "text": " Elizabeth Holmes needs to get introduced to Daniel Plainview."}, {"start": 15861.880000000001, "end": 15864.28, "text": " Hardly could I have a moment?"}, {"start": 15864.960000000001, "end": 15866.960000000001, "text": " My name is Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 15867.44, "end": 15870.28, "text": " As in, well me. Hello there, Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 15870.68, "end": 15872.16, "text": " I'm known as Daniel Plainview."}, {"start": 15873.2, "end": 15877.04, "text": " This could be like the relationship that Colin Farrell had with that one lady in the lobster."}, {"start": 15881.84, "end": 15886.0, "text": " Some kind of electronic box that produces a light that responds to stimulus."}, {"start": 15886.6, "end": 15891.6, "text": " It's a far-fetched idea from the pages of a science fiction novella!"}, {"start": 15891.6, "end": 15894.6, "text": " Tell me more!"}, {"start": 15899.6, "end": 15902.6, "text": " Yeah, yeah, go check in on Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 15902.6, "end": 15905.6, "text": " How do you do? Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 15905.6, "end": 15907.6, "text": " Good afternoon, Luna."}, {"start": 15907.6, "end": 15910.6, "text": " I was talking to Squirtle about it there."}, {"start": 15912.6, "end": 15917.6, "text": " This reminds me of Elizabeth Holmes trying to pitch the Stanford CEO on the Theranos device."}, {"start": 15917.6, "end": 15921.6, "text": " Actually, let me get a rain check on this conversation."}, {"start": 15921.6, "end": 15924.6, "text": " Wait, she even talks like a startup, bro?"}, {"start": 15925.6, "end": 15928.6, "text": " Let's table this conversation for now and circle back at a later date."}, {"start": 15928.6, "end": 15937.800000000001, "text": " day. Yes! The vibes are bad! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! And then, where's Richie Tenenbaum?"}, {"start": 15937.800000000001, "end": 15947.32, "text": " Where's Amy Blue from the Doom generation? Oh, she's happy now. I can't, I can't get"}, {"start": 15947.32, "end": 15955.92, "text": " them together because they're gonna be too happy. Fuck it. Go see a Bob Dylan concert."}, {"start": 15955.92, "end": 15960.92, "text": " Huge. Okay, in fact everybody with the bad vibes."}, {"start": 15960.92, "end": 15964.92, "text": " This could be big man."}, {"start": 15964.92, "end": 15967.92, "text": " Dan is key to all of this."}, {"start": 15967.92, "end": 15972.92, "text": " I want to see Dan's me on the thumbnail. It says what does he know."}, {"start": 15979.92, "end": 15982.92, "text": " His web connects them all."}, {"start": 15985.92, "end": 15991.12, "text": " We still do need to make Chani at some point-"}, {"start": 15991.12, "end": 15992.12, "text": " YOOH!"}, {"start": 15992.12, "end": 15993.12, "text": " OFFICE SET!"}, {"start": 15993.12, "end": 16003.12, "text": " Office set and then we have to add, uh, oh shit there's so many options."}, {"start": 16003.12, "end": 16016.92, "text": " Michael Scott, Kevin, Jim, Office, Pam, Kelly, Phyllis, they're saying the secret of the stranger"}, {"start": 16016.92, "end": 16021.52, "text": " lies hidden in the words, I don't care, do you?"}, {"start": 16021.52, "end": 16030.240000000002, "text": " Could get Milton, it's true, could get Milton, Angela, I'm afraid she might look a little"}, {"start": 16030.24, "end": 16037.28, "text": " too much like Elizabeth Holmes. Wait, oh, Chad, don't be sad. Don't be sad. Also, I see you saying,"}, {"start": 16037.28, "end": 16041.84, "text": " why are you trying to harsh up the vibes? Because they're just having nothing conversations, bro."}, {"start": 16041.84, "end": 16047.44, "text": " The full texture of humanity is not just like, hey, I love everybody. There's got to be a little"}, {"start": 16047.44, "end": 16054.0, "text": " bit of friction. You got to sample from every part of the well. We need them to have a little"}, {"start": 16054.0, "end": 16058.96, "text": " bit of conflict. So if I see an island, if there's 18 people on an island and there's no conflict,"}, {"start": 16060.24, "end": 16065.039999999999, "text": " VIP Daniel it would go crazy to know what the worst season of Survivor is right now."}, {"start": 16065.039999999999, "end": 16070.08, "text": " I would be like I wouldn't call that fun I would call that Survivor Borneo or something like that."}, {"start": 16075.76, "end": 16078.32, "text": " I can always make I think we need some more objects."}, {"start": 16078.32, "end": 16089.64, "text": " You couldn't make some some Vancouver objects we could make the CN Tower."}, {"start": 16089.64, "end": 16094.92, "text": " Do you guys ever realize I was watching the celebration by Thomas Winterberg today?"}, {"start": 16094.92, "end": 16098.279999999999, "text": " It made me think."}, {"start": 16098.279999999999, "end": 16102.36, "text": " Is Nirvana the band, the show, the movie Dogma 95?"}, {"start": 16102.36, "end": 16104.52, "text": " It's shot a little Dogma 95."}, {"start": 16104.52, "end": 16112.0, "text": " There's a lot of shots in the the celebration in 1998 that were giving me serious Matt Johnson vibes. That's all I'm gonna say I"}, {"start": 16117.0, "end": 16121.4, "text": " Know you're more interested in yet dogma 99 because we got dogma poster, but"}, {"start": 16126.4, "end": 16128.4, "text": " Obviously there's got to be some treasures"}, {"start": 16128.4, "end": 16134.359999999999, "text": " Now, slay this fire is one thing for sure, but I think it being anything is good."}, {"start": 16134.359999999999, "end": 16135.359999999999, "text": " And then a blank base."}, {"start": 16135.359999999999, "end": 16139.359999999999, "text": " But do we really, as people are saying, you should make a knife."}, {"start": 16139.359999999999, "end": 16147.039999999999, "text": " I don't think it should be a knife, though, it should be."}, {"start": 16147.039999999999, "end": 16152.0, "text": " Let me pretend to think while I look at chat and wait for chat to tell me an awesome"}, {"start": 16152.0, "end": 16172.28, "text": " idea a CS go case shelves with guns for trinity's room way wait there are some"}, {"start": 16172.28, "end": 16178.88, "text": " characters who need guns I thought she'd be making a gun yesterday I don't know"}, {"start": 16178.880000000001, "end": 16187.000000000002, "text": " of them the type of beast to make a gun though because his jibby's arm was so good. If I were"}, {"start": 16187.000000000002, "end": 16206.800000000001, "text": " to make a gun, it would be left handed. That's the first thing. It would look pretty much"}, {"start": 16206.800000000001, "end": 16224.800000000001, "text": " Oh, I undid it all. I'm shaking my head. Me in the second grade? Why are you drawing"}, {"start": 16224.800000000001, "end": 16239.640000000001, "text": " guns in the second grade man."}, {"start": 16239.640000000001, "end": 16250.960000000001, "text": " To me this looks pretty good."}, {"start": 16250.960000000001, "end": 16263.320000000002, "text": " And then this would be where the trigger is."}, {"start": 16263.320000000002, "end": 16266.880000000001, "text": " And I'll acknowledge the hilt is too small."}, {"start": 16266.880000000001, "end": 16278.640000000001, "text": " The hilt needs to be larger."}, {"start": 16278.640000000001, "end": 16280.640000000001, "text": " Literally it's like almost done already."}, {"start": 16287.44, "end": 16288.240000000002, "text": " Angle the grip."}, {"start": 16292.720000000001, "end": 16293.920000000002, "text": " Wait, give it texture."}, {"start": 16293.92, "end": 16307.12, "text": " Oh man, don't give it, don't give it to Esther."}, {"start": 16307.12, "end": 16318.88, "text": " Alright, that's looking pretty good, and then, probably the first object that everybody makes"}, {"start": 16318.880000000001, "end": 16320.320000000002, "text": " and this is a gun, huh?"}, {"start": 16320.320000000002, "end": 16322.2, "text": " It's kinda crazy to think about."}, {"start": 16339.2, "end": 16341.960000000001, "text": " Am I crazy to think like your,"}, {"start": 16341.960000000001, "end": 16344.400000000001, "text": " your brain is now filling in the gaps?"}, {"start": 16344.400000000001, "end": 16347.160000000002, "text": " Like just by doing that, made it so much better."}, {"start": 16348.880000000001, "end": 16369.000000000002, "text": " All you need to do, you do need a trigger in here."}, {"start": 16369.000000000002, "end": 16370.28, "text": " That looks like shit."}, {"start": 16370.28, "end": 16374.800000000001, "text": " It should be silver."}, {"start": 16374.800000000001, "end": 16378.6, "text": " The trigger was facing the wrong way."}, {"start": 16378.6, "end": 16380.6, "text": " Is that true?"}, {"start": 16380.6, "end": 16382.6, "text": " Wait, are you serious?"}, {"start": 16392.6, "end": 16396.6, "text": " Well that looks like nothing, but I know how to fix that."}, {"start": 16396.6, "end": 16416.6, "text": " Canadians man. Oh, yeah. Why are you trying to move here then?"}, {"start": 16416.6, "end": 16418.6, "text": " Okay. That'll do."}, {"start": 16421.96, "end": 16423.96, "text": " And then there's like a..."}, {"start": 16428.6, "end": 16431.1, "text": " Something like this is going on on the top."}, {"start": 16443.16, "end": 16444.66, "text": " Are you drawing from memory?"}, {"start": 16444.66, "end": 16452.22, "text": " Well, yeah."}, {"start": 16452.22, "end": 16453.22, "text": " Line me up."}, {"start": 16453.22, "end": 16457.78, "text": " I wish you could just share like a code that would recreate other people's art in your"}, {"start": 16457.78, "end": 16458.78, "text": " game."}, {"start": 16458.78, "end": 16467.22, "text": " I don't know what to tell you though, this looks pretty good."}, {"start": 16467.22, "end": 16473.06, "text": " You at least know what it is."}, {"start": 16473.06, "end": 16475.36, "text": " And then, way, way, this is huge."}, {"start": 16475.36, "end": 16476.66, "text": " Give me this print."}, {"start": 16478.920000000002, "end": 16481.460000000003, "text": " This is actually gonna tie the whole fucker together."}, {"start": 16483.84, "end": 16488.84, "text": " We need this right here,"}, {"start": 16490.4, "end": 16491.66, "text": " a rectangle."}, {"start": 16496.74, "end": 16498.38, "text": " And we're gonna give it a grip."}, {"start": 16499.940000000002, "end": 16501.940000000002, "text": " And the grip is going to be"}, {"start": 16503.06, "end": 16505.06, "text": " Yeah, put that right there"}, {"start": 16508.22, "end": 16510.22, "text": " What"}, {"start": 16511.84, "end": 16513.84, "text": " Fuck is that man"}, {"start": 16515.780000000002, "end": 16520.780000000002, "text": " It has to be like a thousand times more zoomed out than that why"}, {"start": 16528.54, "end": 16530.54, "text": " Can you change that"}, {"start": 16533.06, "end": 16555.780000000002, "text": " it's way this is this is much better no it's not man you really can't make you can't make it like"}, {"start": 16555.78, "end": 16564.3, "text": " like you can't zoom out on the pattern the fuck is that that's like I put"}, {"start": 16564.3, "end": 16576.34, "text": " disappearing juice on top of it it looks like fucking shit man it looks like"}, {"start": 16576.34, "end": 16584.699999999997, "text": " fucking art we need to put the dots in manually man what are they doing to me"}, {"start": 16585.78, "end": 16597.82, "text": " I'm gonna open the damn color wheel, so I think we need something that's like right there."}, {"start": 16597.82, "end": 16601.579999999998, "text": " And then there's like different parts of a gun."}, {"start": 16601.579999999998, "end": 16611.42, "text": " It's like a little, like there's a line that goes across like here."}, {"start": 16611.420000000002, "end": 16629.06, "text": " That's definitely true um it's looking so three-dimensional now."}, {"start": 16629.06, "end": 16634.54, "text": " I mean if I could just get the grip I honestly feel like this is done man."}, {"start": 16634.54, "end": 16640.940000000002, "text": " I think if I could just get the grip on this this would look like a gun it would be good"}, {"start": 16640.94, "end": 16667.98, "text": " enough. I think what I need to do is make a one-line stipple like this. No way. This"}, {"start": 16667.98, "end": 16673.86, "text": " This is going to work and you're going to feel so sorry, man."}, {"start": 16673.86, "end": 16674.86, "text": " This will take a while."}, {"start": 16674.86, "end": 16687.14, "text": " That's where you're wrong, kiddo, because then we, oh, whoops, then we grab this."}, {"start": 16687.14, "end": 16696.46, "text": " And then, uh, hang on, we grab this."}, {"start": 16696.46, "end": 16714.059999999998, "text": " Move it over one, now keep it like that, keep it like that, duplicated, down one, and over,"}, {"start": 16714.059999999998, "end": 16721.18, "text": " not over two though, over one."}, {"start": 16721.18, "end": 16733.02, "text": " back like this. Then back like that. I've decided we're not going to do it. I've decided"}, {"start": 16733.02, "end": 16742.5, "text": " what we're going to do instead is just grab it and then drop it. The hardest part is"}, {"start": 16742.5, "end": 16753.68, "text": " getting a clean selection to be honest. Case in point. Probably would have been done by"}, {"start": 16753.68, "end": 16758.4, "text": " now if I just left it but that's okay. So you don't want that. That's what you don't"}, {"start": 16758.4, "end": 16775.120000000003, "text": " want. You don't want that though either. You want this? Sure man why not. Place it, go lower."}, {"start": 16775.12, "end": 16782.12, "text": " face it, go lower. This looks fucking good."}, {"start": 16792.879999999997, "end": 16799.879999999997, "text": " This is like watching man on checker email. Silence artists, a client is speaking."}, {"start": 16805.12, "end": 16809.12, "text": " 20 or 30 more of these, we should be good to go."}, {"start": 16814.12, "end": 16816.12, "text": " Wait, it's fucking perfect."}, {"start": 16823.12, "end": 16826.12, "text": " I'm sorry man, it kinda looks awesome."}, {"start": 16831.12, "end": 16834.12, "text": " I think it kinda looks incredible."}, {"start": 16835.12, "end": 16840.44, "text": " It sucks more than anything if I showed you this and I said, what is it? What would you say?"}, {"start": 16847.84, "end": 16852.16, "text": " Top left corner needs some detail. Yeah, I don't really know what goes there on a gun though"}, {"start": 16865.12, "end": 16867.12, "text": " done"}, {"start": 16868.16, "end": 16870.16, "text": " again"}, {"start": 16871.28, "end": 16873.28, "text": " That's singular, yeah"}, {"start": 16874.64, "end": 16876.64, "text": " Treats"}, {"start": 16878.399999999998, "end": 16880.399999999998, "text": " Wow"}, {"start": 16880.64, "end": 16884.16, "text": " Mysterious fierce vibe"}, {"start": 16886.32, "end": 16888.32, "text": " Striking"}, {"start": 16888.32, "end": 16898.32, "text": " It looks so good man, it looks so good!"}, {"start": 16898.32, "end": 16899.32, "text": " Welcome."}, {"start": 16899.32, "end": 16900.32, "text": " Thank you very much."}, {"start": 16900.32, "end": 16901.32, "text": " You two are those?"}, {"start": 16901.32, "end": 16902.32, "text": " Oh, oh fuck!"}, {"start": 16902.32, "end": 16903.32, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 16903.32, "end": 16909.32, "text": " We interrupt to bring you some breaking news."}, {"start": 16909.32, "end": 16910.32, "text": " I have a gun."}, {"start": 16910.32, "end": 16913.32, "text": " We've just received some wonderful news."}, {"start": 16913.32, "end": 16918.68, "text": " It's being reported that brother has made 10 creations at the palette house for a while."}, {"start": 16918.68, "end": 16920.32, "text": " Every single thing we've made looks awesome."}, {"start": 16920.32, "end": 16924.88, "text": " Each brother is steadily working on creating things island residents really want."}, {"start": 16924.88, "end": 16930.4, "text": " In recognition of this, brother will be presented with a bronze palette."}, {"start": 16930.4, "end": 16932.76, "text": " Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 16932.76, "end": 16935.079999999998, "text": " I'm Trinity, nature up to date."}, {"start": 16935.079999999998, "end": 16936.92, "text": " She didn't say god damn you cipher?"}, {"start": 16936.92, "end": 16938.4, "text": " Wait, what's that book?"}, {"start": 16938.4, "end": 16939.4, "text": " It looks peak?"}, {"start": 16939.4, "end": 16941.4, "text": " Oh, that's late-tongue-y."}, {"start": 16947.9, "end": 16949.9, "text": " Wait, I need to find..."}, {"start": 16950.9, "end": 16953.9, "text": " The-the two gun users are very obvious."}, {"start": 16955.9, "end": 16960.9, "text": " They're saying they want to use a Lamborghini Uros to explore the stranger more in-depth."}, {"start": 16961.9, "end": 16965.9, "text": " I think they want-they want like an audiobook, is what they're saying. They want an audiobook."}, {"start": 16969.4, "end": 16987.16, "text": " It does look like he was gonna shoot himself in the head."}, {"start": 16987.16, "end": 16989.68, "text": " Oh no, God."}, {"start": 16989.68, "end": 16993.2, "text": " Oh, he loves it, man."}, {"start": 16993.2, "end": 16995.2, "text": " He loves it."}, {"start": 16995.2, "end": 16997.64, "text": " What else would Polly want on that slide, man?"}, {"start": 17000.760000000002, "end": 17002.12, "text": " Can we use an expression?"}, {"start": 17005.0, "end": 17008.280000000002, "text": " What did he say before he's always talking about with the grade?"}, {"start": 17015.0, "end": 17017.8, "text": " Could she- could say it's no Gabba ghoul?"}, {"start": 17025.2, "end": 17033.64, "text": " It's snow."}, {"start": 17033.64, "end": 17036.04, "text": " Gaba ghoul."}, {"start": 17036.04, "end": 17037.04, "text": " And then make Gaba ghoul."}, {"start": 17037.04, "end": 17039.88, "text": " I don't know if I can make a cold cut in this game."}, {"start": 17039.88, "end": 17051.12, "text": " Like I don't think I'm the guy."}, {"start": 17051.12, "end": 17052.760000000002, "text": " It's no copycaller."}, {"start": 17052.760000000002, "end": 17054.760000000002, "text": " It's no copy-caller."}, {"start": 17056.4, "end": 17058.4, "text": " It's..."}, {"start": 17062.760000000002, "end": 17065.760000000002, "text": " Now I knew it was gonna do that too."}, {"start": 17068.36, "end": 17070.36, "text": " No..."}, {"start": 17071.36, "end": 17073.36, "text": " Gabagool."}, {"start": 17076.960000000003, "end": 17080.960000000003, "text": " Gotta hit space. I did it! I hit space!"}, {"start": 17080.96, "end": 17082.96, "text": " It's no Gabagool."}, {"start": 17082.96, "end": 17084.96, "text": " It's no Gabagool."}, {"start": 17084.96, "end": 17086.96, "text": " It's not quite right."}, {"start": 17086.96, "end": 17088.96, "text": " It's no GA."}, {"start": 17092.96, "end": 17094.96, "text": " Ba."}, {"start": 17096.96, "end": 17098.96, "text": " GOO."}, {"start": 17100.96, "end": 17102.96, "text": " It's no Gabagool."}, {"start": 17102.96, "end": 17104.96, "text": " That's pretty good."}, {"start": 17104.96, "end": 17114.96, "text": " And then feed him gavagool and watch him say it's no gavagool."}, {"start": 17114.96, "end": 17116.96, "text": " It's no gavagool."}, {"start": 17116.96, "end": 17124.96, "text": " That is such a neat thing to say."}, {"start": 17124.96, "end": 17126.96, "text": " Have some lasagna, bro."}, {"start": 17126.96, "end": 17128.96, "text": " It's no gavagool."}, {"start": 17128.96, "end": 17146.8, "text": " and the wall. But Polly Walnuts with only a few traits is becoming a very, very realized"}, {"start": 17146.8, "end": 17155.8, "text": " individual. Um Trinity, I need to wake you up but also you need a gun. Do you know Michael?"}, {"start": 17155.8, "end": 17160.8, "text": " What do you mean, Michael, yet?"}, {"start": 17160.8, "end": 17165.8, "text": " Don't get it twisted, are you alright?"}, {"start": 17165.8, "end": 17168.8, "text": " Please, Hic, help me."}, {"start": 17168.8, "end": 17172.8, "text": " Don't worry, I watched a video on this once."}, {"start": 17172.8, "end": 17175.8, "text": " Wait, what?"}, {"start": 17175.8, "end": 17180.8, "text": " Dude, maybe Michael could become the next member of the Nebuchadnezzar."}, {"start": 17180.8, "end": 17182.8, "text": " You're so kind. Can I say something?"}, {"start": 17182.8, "end": 17184.8, "text": " Don't worry about it or whatever"}, {"start": 17189.16, "end": 17194.219999999998, "text": " It makes me laugh every single time people say who the fuck is Michael"}, {"start": 17195.68, "end": 17197.68, "text": " It is confusing"}, {"start": 17198.079999999998, "end": 17201.48, "text": " If you weren't there for the preamble I can understand the confusion"}, {"start": 17201.92, "end": 17207.46, "text": " You're looking chipper brother damn trinity. Sorry. I had other shit to do. I"}, {"start": 17208.76, "end": 17212.36, "text": " Haven't even fed you your your rule in like four hours"}, {"start": 17212.8, "end": 17214.8, "text": " Dodge this"}, {"start": 17217.96, "end": 17224.88, "text": " It's like I'm away just long enough to forget that they say the catchphrase right before they eat"}, {"start": 17225.36, "end": 17229.12, "text": " It's got like the perfect refractory period to make me laugh again"}, {"start": 17232.8, "end": 17235.079999999998, "text": " And of course your electrolyte beverage"}, {"start": 17242.8, "end": 17249.8, "text": " Yeah, that's big."}, {"start": 17249.8, "end": 17259.92, "text": " And maybe a little bit of this."}, {"start": 17259.92, "end": 17263.94, "text": " You gave her on that gun."}, {"start": 17263.94, "end": 17265.04, "text": " She doesn't like it."}, {"start": 17265.04, "end": 17269.16, "text": " She prefers Kung Fu."}, {"start": 17269.16, "end": 17270.96, "text": " Did you send Bobby to Mozambique yet?"}, {"start": 17270.96, "end": 17271.96, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 17271.96, "end": 17281.36, "text": " I sent Bobby to Tangiers, he went there last early spring, he's been livin' there I hear!"}, {"start": 17281.36, "end": 17289.76, "text": " Oof, ah, hey, Daniel Plainview, Elizabeth Holmes, hey there, I'm a Cheney Quarney, it's bad"}, {"start": 17289.76, "end": 17291.32, "text": " for tomorrow, see you though."}, {"start": 17291.32, "end": 17292.32, "text": " She's pitching him."}, {"start": 17292.32, "end": 17299.079999999998, "text": " Ah, Quarney, with a single drop of oil you say, you can tell me how much oil there"}, {"start": 17299.079999999998, "end": 17301.079999999998, "text": " is in the rest of long?"}, {"start": 17301.08, "end": 17311.08, "text": " Other surveying firms need several thousand gallons of oil to tell me how to estimate and the estimates are not always good. They're very coarse."}, {"start": 17311.08, "end": 17319.08, "text": " With a high degree of specificity, you can tell me the purity of the crude oil that exists within the well."}, {"start": 17319.08, "end": 17325.08, "text": " It's a truly remarkable assertion, Elizabeth."}, {"start": 17325.08, "end": 17331.320000000003, "text": " wait four people please please be depressed as fuck"}, {"start": 17331.320000000003, "end": 17336.08, "text": " do you have a moment she's gonna ask me some shit about like the fucking bench"}, {"start": 17336.08, "end": 17339.440000000002, "text": " or something I do not care"}, {"start": 17345.2, "end": 17350.440000000002, "text": " well I'm serious how do we how do we get them to fucking stop viving with each"}, {"start": 17350.440000000002, "end": 17354.280000000002, "text": " other they're all too friendly got time for a game of honor shouldn't you be"}, {"start": 17354.28, "end": 17358.6, "text": " You're practicing not making blind backhanded passes to cut or go at the A?"}, {"start": 17361.8, "end": 17363.8, "text": " So it's 0 points through 2 games."}, {"start": 17365.64, "end": 17366.84, "text": " That's yummy cake bro."}, {"start": 17368.199999999997, "end": 17369.32, "text": " The answer is..."}, {"start": 17371.079999999998, "end": 17372.039999999997, "text": " Yummy cake."}, {"start": 17373.399999999998, "end": 17376.76, "text": " Next up, your second pixelated item."}, {"start": 17377.559999999998, "end": 17379.239999999998, "text": " What do you think it is?"}, {"start": 17379.239999999998, "end": 17383.0, "text": " Cherry? We need to add an I-Vero Frankie Valley to the island stat!"}, {"start": 17383.0, "end": 17386.0, "text": " And then make it so his mouth never opens."}, {"start": 17386.0, "end": 17390.0, "text": " And finally, the last pixelated item."}, {"start": 17390.0, "end": 17392.0, "text": " What do you think it is?"}, {"start": 17395.0, "end": 17397.0, "text": " The shrimp pilaf."}, {"start": 17397.0, "end": 17399.0, "text": " The correct answer is..."}, {"start": 17401.0, "end": 17403.0, "text": " Shrimp pilaf."}, {"start": 17403.0, "end": 17405.0, "text": " How will that cause drama?"}, {"start": 17405.0, "end": 17408.0, "text": " People will be like, I want to sit front row at the Frankie Valley Concert."}, {"start": 17408.0, "end": 17411.0, "text": " I want to sit front row at the Frankie Valley Concert."}, {"start": 17411.0, "end": 17413.0, "text": " One"}, {"start": 17413.94, "end": 17417.8, "text": " Time for you. Oh my god 152 p.m. harmonica"}, {"start": 17419.22, "end": 17424.52, "text": " Campbell sent a candle man. I could have gotten the damn the helix"}, {"start": 17429.84, "end": 17432.26, "text": " AVGN, please be pondering your controller"}, {"start": 17434.08, "end": 17436.58, "text": " You're sitting there doing nothing man. Ah"}, {"start": 17436.58, "end": 17441.22, "text": " Ah. Playing mahjong. Oopsies. You caught me daydreaming."}, {"start": 17441.22, "end": 17443.86, "text": " You have been the biggest fucking disappointment on this island."}, {"start": 17443.86, "end": 17445.06, "text": " I want to be friends with Malf."}, {"start": 17446.58, "end": 17447.22, "text": " Great thinking."}, {"start": 17447.22, "end": 17448.18, "text": " What should we talk about?"}, {"start": 17451.06, "end": 17451.940000000002, "text": " What did you have in mind?"}, {"start": 17455.140000000003, "end": 17455.620000000003, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17457.940000000002, "end": 17460.02, "text": " Object they should talk about is..."}, {"start": 17466.58, "end": 17471.34, "text": " They're rolling."}, {"start": 17471.34, "end": 17475.22, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 17475.22, "end": 17476.86, "text": " Recording gameplay footage."}, {"start": 17476.86, "end": 17480.620000000003, "text": " She talked about other lingo."}, {"start": 17480.620000000003, "end": 17482.620000000003, "text": " She talked about Puggy."}, {"start": 17482.620000000003, "end": 17487.06, "text": " Damn, we got a pretty robust dictionary already."}, {"start": 17487.06, "end": 17489.38, "text": " What did you have in mind?"}, {"start": 17489.38, "end": 17498.14, "text": " I mean, they could talk about Fred Fox for sure."}, {"start": 17498.14, "end": 17503.7, "text": " Talk about something else, man."}, {"start": 17503.7, "end": 17509.100000000002, "text": " A topic they should talk about is..."}, {"start": 17509.100000000002, "end": 17513.5, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 17513.5, "end": 17516.940000000002, "text": " This could be fun to put on the island."}, {"start": 17516.94, "end": 17524.94, "text": " Fashion. Got it. I'll go talk to him about fashion."}, {"start": 17524.94, "end": 17529.94, "text": " This will pay future dividends on the islands when we play 25 hours of Tomodachi life next week."}, {"start": 17529.94, "end": 17531.94, "text": " Heya, Mouth."}, {"start": 17534.94, "end": 17539.94, "text": " Do you feel like talking about fashion?"}, {"start": 17539.94, "end": 17550.379999999997, "text": " Oh, a fellow fashion enthusiast, I could talk about fashion all day, and sometimes I do."}, {"start": 17550.379999999997, "end": 17553.5, "text": " You know, fashion actually makes me think of pick-eaters."}, {"start": 17553.5, "end": 17554.5, "text": " True."}, {"start": 17554.5, "end": 17556.5, "text": " Whoa, really?"}, {"start": 17556.5, "end": 17557.5, "text": " That's..."}, {"start": 17557.5, "end": 17558.5, "text": " Unexpected?"}, {"start": 17558.5, "end": 17566.699999999997, "text": " Oh shit, they're not vibing, that's awesome news."}, {"start": 17566.7, "end": 17569.62, "text": " What does it look like now, and I will become friends?"}, {"start": 17569.62, "end": 17573.260000000002, "text": " Because of picky eaters, apparently."}, {"start": 17573.260000000002, "end": 17574.260000000002, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 17574.260000000002, "end": 17576.46, "text": " Now let him stew in that for a minute."}, {"start": 17576.46, "end": 17578.260000000002, "text": " Gordon, please do not tell-"}, {"start": 17578.260000000002, "end": 17582.58, "text": " The world has turned and left me here."}, {"start": 17582.58, "end": 17583.9, "text": " Good seeing you, you donkey."}, {"start": 17583.9, "end": 17586.780000000002, "text": " I forgot you're so fucking loud, man."}, {"start": 17586.780000000002, "end": 17588.7, "text": " I've been thinking too hard."}, {"start": 17588.7, "end": 17591.62, "text": " My head feels all fuzzy inside, you donkey."}, {"start": 17591.62, "end": 17594.54, "text": " Let me take a look what you got in there."}, {"start": 17594.54, "end": 17598.46, "text": " me clear my mind. Rose got a damn diary in there."}, {"start": 17601.18, "end": 17607.82, "text": " Why does Gordon never leave his house? He's too famous, man. Hope you enjoy your anonymous notebook."}, {"start": 17617.18, "end": 17621.82, "text": " You want to be friends with Mouth, which would really piss off the angry video game nerd, I think."}, {"start": 17624.54, "end": 17628.86, "text": " They would never be friends."}, {"start": 17628.86, "end": 17634.7, "text": " Mal was more of a talking hands guy and he could never understand a Weezer listener."}, {"start": 17634.7, "end": 17640.3, "text": " He's thinking they would get along cause they're about the same age."}, {"start": 17640.3, "end": 17641.3, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 17641.3, "end": 17642.3, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 17642.3, "end": 17654.3, "text": " Also, whoever runs the Kitchen Nightmares music channel cracks me up too."}, {"start": 17654.3, "end": 17664.62, "text": " There's enough the same age as you. Yeah, but I'm not as old as Gordon Ramsay, so something"}, {"start": 17664.62, "end": 17665.62, "text": " went wrong."}, {"start": 17665.62, "end": 17669.62, "text": " Who TF is Michael?"}, {"start": 17669.62, "end": 17682.62, "text": " I think that's NES controller and a water flea?"}, {"start": 17682.62, "end": 17684.62, "text": " Answer it!"}, {"start": 17684.62, "end": 17687.62, "text": " I'm the NES controller and water flea!"}, {"start": 17687.62, "end": 17691.62, "text": " Next up, your second mystery double shadow."}, {"start": 17691.62, "end": 17693.62, "text": " What are these?"}, {"start": 17693.62, "end": 17694.62, "text": " Funny."}, {"start": 17694.62, "end": 17696.62, "text": " And I'm gonna say, uh..."}, {"start": 17696.62, "end": 17697.62, "text": " Answer it!"}, {"start": 17697.62, "end": 17698.62, "text": " Cornish pasty."}, {"start": 17698.62, "end": 17700.62, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 17700.62, "end": 17702.62, "text": " It's a mosquito, it ever!"}, {"start": 17705.62, "end": 17707.62, "text": " That's crazy!"}, {"start": 17707.62, "end": 17710.62, "text": " Hey, you can't win them all."}, {"start": 17712.62, "end": 17721.14, "text": " Wait, what's she pondering?"}, {"start": 17721.14, "end": 17730.26, "text": " Nothing."}, {"start": 17730.26, "end": 17732.18, "text": " Jump over Asia."}, {"start": 17732.18, "end": 17735.02, "text": " Wait, no crash into Asia."}, {"start": 17735.02, "end": 17738.66, "text": " No, she's dodging the Weezer fandom."}, {"start": 17738.66, "end": 17742.14, "text": " Yo! Yes!"}, {"start": 17742.14, "end": 17746.16, "text": " That's huge!"}, {"start": 17746.16, "end": 17750.62, "text": " It can be like that sometimes."}, {"start": 17750.62, "end": 17752.96, "text": " Wait, why do we get a mushroom instead of getting an agian?"}, {"start": 17752.96, "end": 17757.54, "text": " Oh, because it's a Mario reference now that I think about it."}, {"start": 17757.54, "end": 17758.62, "text": " But either way..."}, {"start": 17758.62, "end": 17759.62, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 17759.62, "end": 17765.82, "text": " Hey, I heard you had a dream recently."}, {"start": 17765.82, "end": 17775.82, "text": " I keep a couple of these on hand just in case for situations like this."}, {"start": 17775.82, "end": 17776.82, "text": " That's about right."}, {"start": 17776.82, "end": 17781.82, "text": " She'll tolerate Steely Dan more than she tolerates the villain for sure."}, {"start": 17781.82, "end": 17787.82, "text": " Still looking for something to supplant stewed beef, huh?"}, {"start": 17787.82, "end": 17788.82, "text": " She does."}, {"start": 17788.82, "end": 17792.82, "text": " She'll fuck with the omelettes."}, {"start": 17792.82, "end": 17794.82, "text": " Remaining light cover is really good."}, {"start": 17794.82, "end": 17800.02, "text": " We almost had a chat civil war over that cover so I really appreciate you saying that."}, {"start": 17809.86, "end": 17814.739999999998, "text": " You actually like Asia or is it a big joke to you? I think it's one of the best albums ever made"}, {"start": 17814.74, "end": 17828.9, "text": " bro obviously I have ears Kate is a little bit of a night out I'll say"}, {"start": 17831.54, "end": 17839.780000000002, "text": " that song bro is fucking like you do for years is fine that song on Asia I"}, {"start": 17839.78, "end": 17841.12, "text": " I think it's Asia, man."}, {"start": 17841.12, "end": 17845.96, "text": " But like, you ask me, every month, the answer could change."}, {"start": 17845.96, "end": 17848.82, "text": " Not every day, but every month that answer could change."}, {"start": 17849.82, "end": 17852.46, "text": " One thing's for sure, it's either black cow, Asia,"}, {"start": 17852.46, "end": 17854.399999999998, "text": " deacon blues, or peg."}, {"start": 17855.36, "end": 17858.46, "text": " Yes, she's fucking tapping in, bro."}, {"start": 17860.98, "end": 17862.82, "text": " You were high."}, {"start": 17863.899999999998, "end": 17867.18, "text": " It was a cry and a shame."}, {"start": 17867.18, "end": 17869.48, "text": " They saw your face."}, {"start": 17869.78, "end": 17873.68, "text": " Yeah, we could add ladder dollars by tool."}, {"start": 17873.68, "end": 17878.079999999998, "text": " What do you got there? What do you do for work? You know, you've asked me that a thousand times."}, {"start": 17878.079999999998, "end": 17880.879999999997, "text": " I've been considering changing up my hairstyle. You sweats."}, {"start": 17880.879999999997, "end": 17884.98, "text": " What sort of hairstyle would be good on me?"}, {"start": 17884.98, "end": 17888.92, "text": " Something cool. Okay."}, {"start": 17888.92, "end": 17893.079999999998, "text": " Then I'll change my hairstyle soon. Look forward to the new me."}, {"start": 17893.079999999998, "end": 17897.48, "text": " Wait, he chooses? That's so awesome."}, {"start": 17897.48, "end": 17903.48, "text": " That's so funny. It baits the hook for the next dream."}, {"start": 17903.48, "end": 17905.48, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 17907.48, "end": 17911.48, "text": " We'll see the back of his head take his hat off and that. Yes, man."}, {"start": 17914.48, "end": 17916.48, "text": " Spider-line with knees in the water."}, {"start": 17916.48, "end": 17918.48, "text": " Oh, it fucking worked!"}, {"start": 17918.48, "end": 17919.48, "text": " Yeah, maybe."}, {"start": 17920.48, "end": 17922.48, "text": " Maybe, I don't know, it might be tough."}, {"start": 17922.48, "end": 17933.72, "text": " I'll take a lattice fence whatever I see a lattice fence will form my knees"}, {"start": 17933.72, "end": 17945.36, "text": " we should have vampire weekend we could definitely do Contra not the video game"}, {"start": 17945.36, "end": 17948.64, "text": " it's easy to be confused over that because ABGN is here but we could"}, {"start": 17948.64, "end": 17955.8, "text": " Definitely do the vampire weekend out of Contra. Are your vibes still fucked up? Bro. She got undepressed by reading The Stranger"}, {"start": 17956.3, "end": 17958.3, "text": " Are you fucking real?"}, {"start": 17958.32, "end": 17960.32, "text": " You're not a real person"}, {"start": 17965.92, "end": 17967.92, "text": " Hello, I"}, {"start": 17968.399999999998, "end": 17971.2, "text": " Want to try living with Dan. That's a great idea"}, {"start": 17971.92, "end": 17975.72, "text": " If I lived with Dan, we'd be spending a lot of time together"}, {"start": 17975.72, "end": 17981.72, "text": " What's something you think we'd enjoy doing every day if Dan and I lived together?"}, {"start": 17981.72, "end": 17984.72, "text": " Sucking and fucking each other."}, {"start": 17984.72, "end": 17986.72, "text": " Till you're both dry."}, {"start": 17987.72, "end": 17989.72, "text": " This one's easy, bro."}, {"start": 17991.72, "end": 17993.72, "text": " They could spend their days pubg."}, {"start": 17993.72, "end": 17995.72, "text": " I think you're right."}, {"start": 17995.72, "end": 17997.72, "text": " I'll go talk to him."}, {"start": 18002.72, "end": 18004.72, "text": " Hear me out, okay?"}, {"start": 18005.72, "end": 18011.32, "text": " If it's Derby, that could be the schism that causes them to break up."}, {"start": 18011.32, "end": 18013.120000000003, "text": " The two of us live together."}, {"start": 18013.120000000003, "end": 18016.72, "text": " What's something you think we enjoy doing every day?"}, {"start": 18016.72, "end": 18019.72, "text": " Wait, but Dan's gonna say hopping into the discord."}, {"start": 18019.72, "end": 18021.22, "text": " Let's say it together."}, {"start": 18021.22, "end": 18022.72, "text": " On three."}, {"start": 18022.72, "end": 18025.72, "text": " One, two, three."}, {"start": 18025.72, "end": 18026.72, "text": " Punchy."}, {"start": 18026.72, "end": 18028.72, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 18028.72, "end": 18029.72, "text": " I knew it."}, {"start": 18029.72, "end": 18031.72, "text": " A perfect match."}, {"start": 18031.72, "end": 18034.72, "text": " Let's move in together."}, {"start": 18034.72, "end": 18041.72, "text": " First time we've seen Malph show emotion on the island."}, {"start": 18041.72, "end": 18053.72, "text": " It went great! We do it. Oh, there is roast chicken in the game. We should feed them a roast chicken every day."}, {"start": 18053.72, "end": 18060.72, "text": " Don't you think the houses here are a little small? I'm thinking we'll need to build a new one."}, {"start": 18060.72, "end": 18068.0, "text": " Let's build a house for mouth and co."}, {"start": 18068.0, "end": 18069.0, "text": " Are I greedy?"}, {"start": 18069.0, "end": 18075.280000000002, "text": " Like, look at the size of this fucking manor, bro."}, {"start": 18075.280000000002, "end": 18076.84, "text": " No place to fit this thing."}, {"start": 18076.84, "end": 18079.48, "text": " Are you trolling?"}, {"start": 18079.48, "end": 18082.0, "text": " Greedy ass."}, {"start": 18082.0, "end": 18087.280000000002, "text": " Put you on prison island here with that new plane view."}, {"start": 18087.28, "end": 18099.12, "text": " I'm sure we'll have a great time living in this house together."}, {"start": 18099.12, "end": 18103.079999999998, "text": " Say, do you have any ideas for what to call our household?"}, {"start": 18103.079999999998, "end": 18104.079999999998, "text": " Could be the La Casa."}, {"start": 18104.079999999998, "end": 18108.8, "text": " If you have a good name for us, I'd love to hear it."}, {"start": 18108.8, "end": 18114.879999999997, "text": " I've got the perfect one."}, {"start": 18114.879999999997, "end": 18116.64, "text": " It's Mouth Manor."}, {"start": 18116.64, "end": 18123.28, "text": " I know it doesn't include Dan's name, but it is a callback to the television show Milf Manor,"}, {"start": 18123.28, "end": 18127.64, "text": " and it's a literative, and Malf is living in it."}, {"start": 18127.64, "end": 18130.64, "text": " It was Milf Miner."}, {"start": 18130.64, "end": 18137.079999999998, "text": " No, you're a crazy note to end the stream on."}, {"start": 18137.079999999998, "end": 18140.32, "text": " Malf Manor."}, {"start": 18140.32, "end": 18142.32, "text": " It's singular."}, {"start": 18142.32, "end": 18146.52, "text": " They'll be known as Malf Manor."}, {"start": 18146.52, "end": 18148.52, "text": " Mouth Manor."}, {"start": 18148.52, "end": 18150.52, "text": " Mouth!"}, {"start": 18152.52, "end": 18154.52, "text": " Mouth..."}, {"start": 18156.52, "end": 18158.52, "text": " Mouth..."}, {"start": 18158.52, "end": 18160.52, "text": " Manor."}, {"start": 18166.52, "end": 18168.52, "text": " They'll be known as Mouth Manor."}, {"start": 18172.52, "end": 18174.52, "text": " Mouth..."}, {"start": 18176.52, "end": 18181.4, "text": " Manor. It is like calf, yeah they're saying like math manor."}, {"start": 18181.4, "end": 18186.9, "text": " They'll be known as mouth manor."}, {"start": 18186.9, "end": 18191.36, "text": " That's so good! Then we shall be henceforth known as mouth manor."}, {"start": 18191.36, "end": 18196.96, "text": " Thanks for the excellent idea. I hope you'll keep checking in on us,"}, {"start": 18196.96, "end": 18200.72, "text": " the members of mouth manor."}, {"start": 18200.72, "end": 18204.12, "text": " Mouth had a big come up today."}, {"start": 18204.12, "end": 18207.039999999997, "text": " Last few streams his characters had nothing going on."}, {"start": 18207.039999999997, "end": 18208.92, "text": " This one he became the main character."}, {"start": 18214.559999999998, "end": 18216.2, "text": " I skate with a loud voice."}, {"start": 18217.8, "end": 18222.8, "text": " Smiley, wide-eyed, winking, blissful, nonchalant."}, {"start": 18223.36, "end": 18226.76, "text": " Those unimpressed dude."}, {"start": 18228.52, "end": 18231.84, "text": " Unimpressed is not really for mouth, but it could go crazy."}, {"start": 18234.12, "end": 18245.64, "text": " I feel like he eats while savorin'."}, {"start": 18245.64, "end": 18246.64, "text": " Is Plainview hungry?"}, {"start": 18246.64, "end": 18247.64, "text": " He needs some beans."}, {"start": 18247.64, "end": 18248.64, "text": " You're so real for that."}, {"start": 18248.64, "end": 18251.36, "text": " He'll probably level up off that too."}, {"start": 18251.36, "end": 18255.12, "text": " He's gonna have such a good fucking polycule going with Elizabeth Holmes."}, {"start": 18255.12, "end": 18258.12, "text": " I feel like I got one step closer to my true self."}, {"start": 18258.12, "end": 18267.28, "text": " Don't get any ideas."}, {"start": 18267.28, "end": 18273.96, "text": " Um, good seeing you."}, {"start": 18273.96, "end": 18278.48, "text": " Bro is hungry."}, {"start": 18278.48, "end": 18282.48, "text": " Yum."}, {"start": 18282.48, "end": 18295.68, "text": " I'm watching it every time, man."}, {"start": 18295.68, "end": 18297.68, "text": " It's so, so cool."}, {"start": 18314.68, "end": 18316.68, "text": " It's so beautiful, you know?"}, {"start": 18317.68, "end": 18320.68, "text": " Psychastic Shiva in Final Fantasy 7."}, {"start": 18320.68, "end": 18326.96, "text": " Is that all he's ever gonna eat?"}, {"start": 18326.96, "end": 18331.32, "text": " Stop drilling you've hit oil, my lord."}, {"start": 18331.32, "end": 18334.52, "text": " Say you're a baby and you ate the first food you've ever eaten."}, {"start": 18334.52, "end": 18338.8, "text": " Say it split the seas and made a font of water appear before you presenting that food on the"}, {"start": 18338.8, "end": 18342.12, "text": " top of the font as if exalted by the almighty themselves."}, {"start": 18342.12, "end": 18346.36, "text": " Why would you have a dame to eat a different food when you've already seen blissful perfection"}, {"start": 18346.36, "end": 18348.88, "text": " in all of its might?"}, {"start": 18348.88, "end": 18357.34, "text": " shit like that right? So when before eating he says, I drink your milkshake. And I know"}, {"start": 18357.34, "end": 18368.24, "text": " it makes more sense to say I drink my milkshake, but I drink your milkshake is more thematic."}, {"start": 18368.24, "end": 18369.24, "text": " befitting."}, {"start": 18369.24, "end": 18374.24, "text": " I drink your milkshake."}, {"start": 18374.24, "end": 18378.24, "text": " God, I gotta get a Jack Nicholson on here."}, {"start": 18378.24, "end": 18383.24, "text": " Sorry, can I just, can I flanderize myself for a second?"}, {"start": 18383.24, "end": 18388.24, "text": " I'll let him say his line first."}, {"start": 18388.24, "end": 18390.24, "text": " Please do."}, {"start": 18390.24, "end": 18392.24, "text": " Okay, just give me a second."}, {"start": 18392.24, "end": 18393.24, "text": " Now I'm getting nervous, though."}, {"start": 18393.24, "end": 18396.24, "text": " I'm getting nervous about hitting my line."}, {"start": 18396.24, "end": 18400.24, "text": " I love it. That expression pretty much sums up Mayan as a person."}, {"start": 18400.24, "end": 18405.24, "text": " True though. The Jack Nicholson is like, um, now I got it."}, {"start": 18406.24, "end": 18411.24, "text": " How about you shut your pie hole and give me an egg salad sandwich?"}, {"start": 18411.24, "end": 18414.24, "text": " It's a little bit like that. No, no, I was sorry, I did it."}, {"start": 18414.24, "end": 18419.24, "text": " Why don't you shut your pie hole and give me a chicken salad sandwich?"}, {"start": 18419.24, "end": 18421.24, "text": " Something like that."}, {"start": 18422.24, "end": 18425.24, "text": " Chicken salad works better than egg salad."}, {"start": 18426.24, "end": 18437.4, "text": " I had are you kidding it's alright I'll do I'll do it a hundred times next week"}, {"start": 18437.4, "end": 18454.920000000002, "text": " level bow for that bro um how about a nice cheese or salad are you guys new"}, {"start": 18454.920000000002, "end": 18458.88, "text": " heads were you around when when we had our Caesar salad arc where I was learning"}, {"start": 18458.88, "end": 18464.52, "text": " to talk like someone from the Midwest yeah I was hoping no I don't really want"}, {"start": 18464.52, "end": 18469.500000000004, "text": " anything no glass of water glass of water sounds a little heavy for me glass of"}, {"start": 18469.500000000004, "end": 18472.36, "text": " water sounds a little heavy for me I was hoping to just order something"}, {"start": 18472.36, "end": 18480.36, "text": " light like a caesar salad no no a cup of coffee is a little heavy for me I"}, {"start": 18480.36, "end": 18482.08, "text": " I just ate, I'll just have something light"}, {"start": 18482.08, "end": 18483.54, "text": " like a caesare salad."}, {"start": 18485.04, "end": 18487.2, "text": " It's, I think it's gotten better, man."}, {"start": 18487.2, "end": 18489.4, "text": " I think it's gotten even better."}, {"start": 18492.24, "end": 18494.4, "text": " No, piece of bread, piece of, no, I just ate,"}, {"start": 18494.4, "end": 18496.4, "text": " I just, I actually, I had a really big lunch."}, {"start": 18496.4, "end": 18497.600000000002, "text": " I had a really big lunch late."}, {"start": 18497.600000000002, "end": 18498.68, "text": " I don't think I could eat that much."}, {"start": 18498.68, "end": 18499.920000000002, "text": " Bread's a little heavy for me."}, {"start": 18499.920000000002, "end": 18501.08, "text": " I think I'll just take something light"}, {"start": 18501.08, "end": 18502.52, "text": " like a caesare salad."}, {"start": 18503.68, "end": 18505.52, "text": " Can I have one caesare salad?"}, {"start": 18505.52, "end": 18507.760000000002, "text": " And would you be able to put a,"}, {"start": 18507.760000000002, "end": 18509.760000000002, "text": " Could you put a grailed chicken breast on that?"}, {"start": 18515.760000000002, "end": 18517.760000000002, "text": " Could be big, man. Could be big."}, {"start": 18518.760000000002, "end": 18522.760000000002, "text": " Alright, that's going to do it for the stream today. I'll send you over to my wife's stream."}, {"start": 18525.760000000002, "end": 18529.760000000002, "text": " I don't want to go. It's true, but I do have to go pee, so the timing is good."}, {"start": 18529.760000000002, "end": 18532.760000000002, "text": " Have a great weekend and I will see you on Monday."}, {"start": 18534.760000000002, "end": 18535.760000000002, "text": " Later!"}]}