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That's insane. You watch two of the best movies of all time. You observe"}, {"start": 399.24, "end": 406.0, "text": " them with objective eyeballs and rate them accordingly, man."}, {"start": 406.0, "end": 415.4, "text": " Godard tomorrow? 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It's basically just tubes with different"}, {"start": 485.68, "end": 498.36, "text": " kind of fluids going around. A little bit of electricity. You're becoming self-parody?"}, {"start": 498.36, "end": 503.0, "text": " No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I think I'm getting closer to touching"}, {"start": 503.0, "end": 509.72, "text": " in the firmament. Every day, I think. Well, not every day. Some days I'm playing Slade"}, {"start": 509.72, "end": 516.6, "text": " the Spire, which to be honest is also good. Wait, wait, this is good too. Been waiting"}, {"start": 516.6, "end": 521.56, "text": " for you to fucking show yourself. Training day? Two stars? Fuck you. I'm 24, never"}, {"start": 521.56, "end": 529.64, "text": " watch the movie. It fucking rips. That is, that's my average hater right there."}, {"start": 529.64, "end": 538.4399999999999, "text": " parody of my average hater. You never saw the movie? I've seen the movie. That's why I'm"}, {"start": 538.4399999999999, "end": 550.14, "text": " the only person whose training day review you should actually trust. Sorry, it's taking"}, {"start": 550.14, "end": 555.72, "text": " me longer to drink my coffee today because the coffee shop ran out of biodegradable plastic"}, {"start": 555.72, "end": 559.72, "text": " So I got to drink the iced Americano, but I have to drink it slowly"}, {"start": 559.72, "end": 568.72, "text": " so that the ice doesn't fall on my face instead of the biodegradable plastic lid blocking the ice for me."}, {"start": 572.72, "end": 575.72, "text": " Why is your intro screen so blurry?"}, {"start": 575.72, "end": 578.72, "text": " Everything is so fucked up."}, {"start": 578.72, "end": 579.72, "text": " That is it."}, {"start": 579.72, "end": 581.72, "text": " It's road of size without you."}, {"start": 581.72, "end": 584.72, "text": " It cannot vary far."}, {"start": 584.72, "end": 591.08, "text": " You said Nespresso was pissing you off? Nespresso does piss me off, because why the fuck am I"}, {"start": 591.08, "end": 596.08, "text": " out here thinking that I like George Clooney when all I ever see him in is Nespresso ads?"}, {"start": 596.08, "end": 602.0400000000001, "text": " Like, okay, bro made Michael Clayton, that was like 19 years ago. Now the work that"}, {"start": 602.0400000000001, "end": 606.6800000000001, "text": " I've seen him in for the last decade is essentially just Nespresso ads, man. Come"}, {"start": 606.6800000000001, "end": 611.6800000000001, "text": " on, man. I know you got a satellite spying on Gaddafi or whatever, like you got going"}, {"start": 611.6800000000001, "end": 616.0000000000001, "text": " on there, but at the same time Nespresso..."}, {"start": 619.0000000000001, "end": 625.6200000000001, "text": " Oceans was good. Oceans was fucking peak, man. I gotta see the Christophas. Movies"}, {"start": 625.6200000000001, "end": 628.6200000000001, "text": " got me talking like that one lady who looks like Madonna from Orange is the"}, {"start": 628.6200000000001, "end": 631.0200000000001, "text": " new black."}, {"start": 631.02, "end": 645.62, "text": " He does kind of like that's I don't know if this is okay to say but he does sort of look"}, {"start": 645.62, "end": 652.18, "text": " like you hit cappuccino with like a ray gun that turned a human and I think that's honestly"}, {"start": 652.18, "end": 658.24, "text": " aspirational to look like a cup of coffee like that like he's a he's a tall drink"}, {"start": 658.24, "end": 665.64, "text": " a water. Let's put it that way. Is he still the sexiest man of all time? He's doing all"}, {"start": 665.64, "end": 672.16, "text": " right. I mean, like, you got to have a sliding scale once you get up to, like, your sixties"}, {"start": 672.16, "end": 681.6800000000001, "text": " or whatever. He does have the white foam shit going on. No doubt about it. Can I tell you,"}, {"start": 681.6800000000001, "end": 685.88, "text": " it kind of gave me an existential crisis this morning to be watching Cleo from five"}, {"start": 685.88, "end": 693.0, "text": " to seven on the bike but have Dan stream up on the computer monitor and it took 45 minutes"}, {"start": 693.0, "end": 698.16, "text": " of the movie for him to even get off of the starting soon screen and then the next 45 minutes"}, {"start": 698.16, "end": 704.68, "text": " were just his face talking and like I don't know trying to set up his discord with jobs"}, {"start": 704.68, "end": 708.6, "text": " or something I'm not saying I'm doing anything better by the way but I was like damn Agnes"}, {"start": 708.6, "end": 724.0400000000001, "text": " Varda did the shit in 90 minutes. She was downright economical, directorially. She was"}, {"start": 724.0400000000001, "end": 726.12, "text": " cooking, man."}, {"start": 726.12, "end": 735.5600000000001, "text": " Clio from 5 to 7, incredible."}, {"start": 735.5600000000001, "end": 746.36, "text": " Only thing that would be better, Clio from 6 to 7."}, {"start": 746.36, "end": 749.28, "text": " 6-7!"}, {"start": 749.28, "end": 750.28, "text": " It's been done."}, {"start": 750.28, "end": 751.28, "text": " Yeah, that makes it."}, {"start": 751.28, "end": 752.28, "text": " It's all been done before."}, {"start": 752.28, "end": 774.98, "text": " I don't know about that one yet."}, {"start": 774.98, "end": 776.98, "text": " your mom has been done before? Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 778.98, "end": 785.98, "text": " By my dad, and I don't know, like statistically speaking, probably like a couple of other people before my dad, if I had to guess."}, {"start": 785.98, "end": 786.98, "text": " I mean, they got married pretty young."}, {"start": 789.98, "end": 790.98, "text": " That doesn't bother me."}, {"start": 797.98, "end": 799.98, "text": " Like, you know I came out of that oven, right?"}, {"start": 799.98, "end": 803.98, "text": " I'm not gonna be mad that the oven is like baked other cookies before, bro."}, {"start": 803.98, "end": 809.98, "text": " I need that shit to work so that I can come out with my dough having risen."}, {"start": 813.98, "end": 814.98, "text": " You didn't have to guess."}, {"start": 814.98, "end": 816.98, "text": " It doesn't bother me."}, {"start": 816.98, "end": 818.98, "text": " I don't know what you want me to say. It doesn't bother me."}, {"start": 818.98, "end": 820.98, "text": " She's a human being."}, {"start": 825.98, "end": 828.98, "text": " I hope she's had sex. I hope she's still having sex."}, {"start": 828.98, "end": 830.98, "text": " I hope she has even more."}, {"start": 830.98, "end": 833.98, "text": " Hey, it's none of my business, but B, I'm happy for her."}, {"start": 836.98, "end": 839.98, "text": " That's disgusting. It's not disgusting at all, man."}, {"start": 839.98, "end": 842.98, "text": " We all got shackled with the curse of horniness when we were fucking born."}, {"start": 842.98, "end": 848.98, "text": " Obviously, you've got to manage it a little bit, but don't do it, uh, don't go so far in the other direction."}, {"start": 848.98, "end": 852.98, "text": " I don't want to be streamed into a generation of people who are like, I never drink."}, {"start": 852.98, "end": 857.98, "text": " I never have caffeine. I don't do drugs. I allow myself no pleasures."}, {"start": 857.98, "end": 861.98, "text": " every movie I watch is an Amazon Prime original."}, {"start": 861.98, "end": 866.98, "text": " Oh, it's like, come on, you gotta get in touch with your flesh side a little bit, man."}, {"start": 872.98, "end": 876.98, "text": " Asexuals can be horny? I know a guy, I gotta ask him about that."}, {"start": 876.98, "end": 880.98, "text": " I don't know. I believe that that's true, because you wrote it and I like to believe people."}, {"start": 880.98, "end": 883.98, "text": " But I haven't really given it much thought. That makes sense to me."}, {"start": 884.98, "end": 885.98, "text": " Yeah, why not?"}, {"start": 885.98, "end": 892.64, "text": " sure okay probably people on a damn diet can be hungry as well I think it may be"}, {"start": 892.64, "end": 896.44, "text": " they're hungrier for all I know"}, {"start": 905.86, "end": 908.98, "text": " you're on to something I think I just took that from like the bear naked"}, {"start": 908.98, "end": 912.34, "text": " ladies ironically enough"}, {"start": 912.34, "end": 918.98, "text": " If I had a million boners if I had a million boners"}, {"start": 919.62, "end": 926.96, "text": " Well, I don't know what the fuck I would do honestly. It seems like it'd be insanely annoying for sure. I"}, {"start": 927.9, "end": 932.52, "text": " Wouldn't buy you a house though. Look at the price of real estate these days"}, {"start": 935.38, "end": 937.5600000000001, "text": " They might buy you a garfunkel though"}, {"start": 938.98, "end": 941.0600000000001, "text": " All right, we're back with the doughs. Okay"}, {"start": 941.0600000000001, "end": 950.7800000000001, "text": " Wow, okay, one second here, one second, just picturing what message from chat I would like"}, {"start": 950.7800000000001, "end": 954.46, "text": " to read to start the video, but I didn't get one, I didn't get, it's not your fault, it's"}, {"start": 954.46, "end": 956.2600000000001, "text": " not your fault, Sean, it's not your fault."}, {"start": 956.2600000000001, "end": 963.1400000000001, "text": " By the way, I think this is, this is obviously signs, this is the movie signs, and I can"}, {"start": 963.1400000000001, "end": 968.74, "text": " say, what, that's the alien bro, enhance, no man, if they had one ring camera, that"}, {"start": 968.74, "end": 974.5, "text": " movie would have been a lot shorter. Yeah, I have no idea what this is. Also, from this"}, {"start": 974.5, "end": 980.22, "text": " shot, I can't tell what year this is from. But what's that movie where Tom Cruise is"}, {"start": 980.22, "end": 992.12, "text": " a pilot that smuggles drugs in from South America? This has a certain Jordan Peele type"}, {"start": 992.12, "end": 998.12, "text": " cinematography to it. It has a certain nope quality, but obviously I don't think this is nope."}, {"start": 998.84, "end": 1004.68, "text": " I don't think it's Field of Dreams. Wait, is this interstellar, bro? It's like a farm with Matthew"}, {"start": 1004.68, "end": 1011.24, "text": " McConaughey's truck and there's a modern avionic device. Okay, it is. And then this is the sand"}, {"start": 1011.24, "end": 1017.08, "text": " store. Okay, there you go. Ball knowledge zero. I mean, I got it in two. It's pretty good."}, {"start": 1017.08, "end": 1021.76, "text": " You don't have to forgive me for not having seen this 25 times."}, {"start": 1021.76, "end": 1024.92, "text": " I was like 30 when it came out."}, {"start": 1024.92, "end": 1026.32, "text": " I think it's a great movie, by the way."}, {"start": 1026.32, "end": 1030.72, "text": " You won't find me being cynical about Chris Nolan, although I haven't seen Oppenheimer"}, {"start": 1030.72, "end": 1031.72, "text": " yet."}, {"start": 1031.72, "end": 1037.2, "text": " Oh wow, the astronaut's sad."}, {"start": 1037.2, "end": 1039.44, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 1039.44, "end": 1041.16, "text": " Can we give this astronaut his flowers?"}, {"start": 1041.16, "end": 1045.28, "text": " He's trying to save the whole species."}, {"start": 1045.28, "end": 1048.18, "text": " he is trying to save the whole species it's not"}, {"start": 1048.18, "end": 1049.94, "text": " what do you what do you want from him"}, {"start": 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left."}, {"start": 1141.66, "end": 1143.3000000000002, "text": " There's no shot."}, {"start": 1144.8200000000002, "end": 1147.5, "text": " We need a man with your unique skills"}, {"start": 1147.5, "end": 1148.46, "text": " in the space shuttle."}, {"start": 1148.46, "end": 1150.5, "text": " What the fuck am I gonna do, man?"}, {"start": 1151.42, "end": 1152.74, "text": " I'll be like, oh, this is just like,"}, {"start": 1152.74, "end": 1156.7, "text": " have you guys seen John Carpenter's Dark Star?"}, {"start": 1156.7, "end": 1158.46, "text": " This is just like Dark Star, man."}, {"start": 1162.06, "end": 1164.02, "text": " You're the jester."}, {"start": 1164.02, "end": 1166.26, "text": " I wonder if we have any astronauts that watch the stream."}, {"start": 1166.26, "end": 1168.38, "text": " There's only like 50 astronauts on Earth."}, {"start": 1168.38, "end": 1170.42, "text": " So I'm going to guess we've probably got a couple."}, {"start": 1172.82, "end": 1174.26, "text": " There's a menacing beach ball?"}, {"start": 1174.26, "end": 1175.42, "text": " Bro, that wasn't a beach ball."}, {"start": 1175.42, "end": 1177.54, "text": " That was an alien played by a beach ball."}, {"start": 1177.54, "end": 1180.98, "text": " Mike LaFleur is the new head coach of what NFC team?"}, {"start": 1180.98, "end": 1184.22, "text": " Should be the Saints because he has a French last name."}, {"start": 1184.22, "end": 1187.6200000000001, "text": " Donovan Mitchell scored 50 plus points in multiple games."}, {"start": 1187.6200000000001, "end": 1192.18, "text": " The Jazz still blew a 3-1 lead to this team in 2020."}, {"start": 1192.18, "end": 1194.98, "text": " Oh, and the Mickey Mouse playoffs?"}, {"start": 1194.98, "end": 1196.9, "text": " Anything could happen, bro."}, {"start": 1196.9, "end": 1197.94, "text": " The Jazz blew a lead."}, {"start": 1197.94, "end": 1200.1000000000001, "text": " I don't know who Donovan Mitchell played for before he"}, {"start": 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What is the name? What is your name? I have to like, I'm resetting. It's"}, {"start": 1312.16, "end": 1318.0, "text": " getting further away. Like the information is getting further away from me. I know your"}, {"start": 1318.0, "end": 1323.04, "text": " name I need to I need to let it simmer for a second. This Hall of Fame NBA"}, {"start": 1323.04, "end": 1327.06, "text": " player has his own brand of XL gummies made in the shape of his face I have"}, {"start": 1327.06, "end": 1330.56, "text": " absolutely no idea let's guess that it's Shaquille O'Neal because he's involved"}, {"start": 1330.56, "end": 1334.96, "text": " with everything. Ed O'Neal played a crotch-scratching women's shoe salesman"}, {"start": 1334.96, "end": 1338.04, "text": " okay you make him sound like a pervert but the thing is if you've watched the"}, {"start": 1338.04, "end": 1344.16, "text": " show he's literally ace. This is married dot dot dot with children. They"}, {"start": 1344.16, "end": 1349.16, "text": " forgot about the dots, man. Christian Bale first played Bruce Wayne. I don't know why"}, {"start": 1349.16, "end": 1356.0400000000002, "text": " I thought that said Bruce Wayans. This is Batman Begins. Very Nolan heavy bass so far."}, {"start": 1356.0400000000002, "end": 1360.4, "text": " So what we get drunk? So what we smoke weed? We're just having fun. Our lyrics from this"}, {"start": 1360.4, "end": 1373.3600000000001, "text": " 2011 Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg song. I have no idea. Party. Party. Where the party"}, {"start": 1373.3600000000001, "end": 1380.68, "text": " yet. Your name is, is your name Cleo? It's Cleopatra maybe? It's Cleopatra and Richard"}, {"start": 1380.68, "end": 1390.4, "text": " Feynman. Does your name start with a C? I have to, I have to tap. I don't know her"}, {"start": 1390.4, "end": 1413.2800000000002, "text": " name. Caitlyn Deaver. Caitlyn Deaver. I do Chloe. Cleo. Okay, 8%. I don't feel as bad"}, {"start": 1413.2800000000002, "end": 1416.88, "text": " about that. What is this song? Young, wild and free. I'll be honest. I don't think I"}, {"start": 1416.88, "end": 1418.16, "text": " I know that one man."}, {"start": 1420.16, "end": 1422.2800000000002, "text": " Caitlin Deaver and Paul Mescal."}, {"start": 1424.48, "end": 1425.48, "text": " You do know it?"}, {"start": 1425.48, "end": 1428.24, "text": " Bro, in 2011, what was I listening to?"}, {"start": 1430.8400000000001, "end": 1433.88, "text": " Shit, I was listening to some crazy stuff in 2011."}, {"start": 1435.0800000000002, "end": 1439.5200000000002, "text": " Prom Night 2012, I, bro, I had my prom night in 2006."}, {"start": 1439.5200000000002, "end": 1441.16, "text": " If they said some, they were like,"}, {"start": 1441.16, "end": 1451.4, "text": " Hey, what song says, I'm promiscuous girl, it's you that I want, I'm all messed up and"}, {"start": 1451.4, "end": 1453.0800000000002, "text": " it's you that I want."}, {"start": 1453.0800000000002, "end": 1456.16, "text": " It turns out I don't really know all the lyrics, but you know the deal."}, {"start": 1456.16, "end": 1459.52, "text": " I was not listening to Peter Bjorn and John, I was listening to Peter Bjorn and John"}, {"start": 1459.52, "end": 1469.1200000000001, "text": " in 2007 when the fucking whistle song came out."}, {"start": 1469.1200000000001, "end": 1475.14, "text": " Like a month you had a recurring bit of so what we stay sober so what we smoke nothing. Yeah, I stole it from Chibley's chat"}, {"start": 1477.6200000000001, "end": 1480.6000000000001, "text": " The same way I steal but that's where I steal most of my good jokes"}, {"start": 1482.68, "end": 1484.68, "text": " Was I listening in 2011"}, {"start": 1485.5600000000002, "end": 1489.22, "text": " Fuck man, but a lot of park life by blur for sure and"}, {"start": 1489.7600000000002, "end": 1496.68, "text": " Like best coast I feel like I was getting into best coast around then. I was getting into like the world is"}, {"start": 1496.68, "end": 1506.24, "text": " is lazy. I was listening to like women. I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish I had a loving"}, {"start": 1506.24, "end": 1515.1200000000001, "text": " man in my life. You know, stuff like that. I was listening to Surfer Blood and like"}, {"start": 1515.1200000000001, "end": 1522.8, "text": " Real Estate. I was listening to a lot of stuff back there. I wasn't listening to WhizFuckingKalifa."}, {"start": 1522.8, "end": 1526.52, "text": " That's not women, that's girls. Whatever, man. I don't know shit about Lena Dunham."}, {"start": 1526.52, "end": 1540.2, "text": " I did watch Tiny Furniture. No, thank you."}, {"start": 1540.2, "end": 1543.52, "text": " Why are you hating on Wiz Khalifa? Fear the unknown."}, {"start": 1543.52, "end": 1552.06, "text": " Okay, Tan. So obviously I'm looking for signing Coase. An appeal."}, {"start": 1552.06, "end": 1556.5, "text": " You strike a match."}, {"start": 1556.5, "end": 1562.74, "text": " I mean dry, fold, wash."}, {"start": 1562.74, "end": 1567.82, "text": " This is tasks involved in doing the laundry."}, {"start": 1567.82, "end": 1570.58, "text": " Laundry day verbs."}, {"start": 1570.58, "end": 1577.54, "text": " To dial, to call, to check, to screen."}, {"start": 1577.54, "end": 1579.58, "text": " To check, to screen."}, {"start": 1579.58, "end": 1582.1399999999999, "text": " Wait, these are hockey terms, man."}, {"start": 1585.26, "end": 1588.22, "text": " Not really. A coupon."}, {"start": 1591.82, "end": 1594.9399999999998, "text": " Coupon. 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Now, that's"}, {"start": 1691.44, "end": 1708.8400000000001, "text": " too much. A check. Things you sign. An appeal. An appeal is a, an appeal is a request. Things"}, {"start": 1708.8400000000001, "end": 1718.4, "text": " you turn. You strike a match. You strike a dial. Dial is also a soap. 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Took me 30 seconds because I'm stoned. Wait"}, {"start": 1876.72, "end": 1882.08, "text": " that might be good! You know the same way like to do a magic eye it's you just"}, {"start": 1882.08, "end": 1886.48, "text": " need to cross your eyes or something like that maybe connections the trick to"}, {"start": 1886.48, "end": 1890.72, "text": " connections is to like you know be a little bit often edible or something"}, {"start": 1890.72, "end": 1895.44, "text": " like that. Everybody masks gets down."}, {"start": 1899.96, "end": 1907.4, "text": " I'm off the pen don't tell her Jesus Christ has more searches than leprechauns"}, {"start": 1908.68, "end": 1915.76, "text": " This game is not real man. They're making it up Selena Gomez really popular more popular than leprechauns"}, {"start": 1916.8400000000001, "end": 1923.72, "text": " Probably more popular than John Cena. I don't know this isn't this literally from the video where he's talking about how he orders a flat"}, {"start": 1923.72, "end": 1926.5, "text": " White at every coffee shop he goes to"}, {"start": 1929.96, "end": 1938.28, "text": " No, honestly librarian, I trust you, you would know."}, {"start": 1938.28, "end": 1940.16, "text": " Not quite, but he is dressed the same."}, {"start": 1940.16, "end": 1942.44, "text": " I mean, there's no shot."}, {"start": 1942.44, "end": 1947.6000000000001, "text": " This is a good, particularly that Google is crazy, man."}, {"start": 1947.6000000000001, "end": 1952.52, "text": " Probably go with that over Pepsi."}, {"start": 1952.52, "end": 1957.0, "text": " Leonardo DiCaprio is getting more searched than Pepsi."}, {"start": 1957.0, "end": 1958.28, "text": " Heart disease."}, {"start": 1958.28, "end": 1961.94, "text": " don't Google things that will kill them which is how I know I'm not neurotypical"}, {"start": 1961.94, "end": 1965.8999999999999, "text": " because I'll definitely be googling like a heart disease a hundred times more"}, {"start": 1965.8999999999999, "end": 1970.62, "text": " often than fucking Leonardo DiCaprio who gives a shit man I mean like who"}, {"start": 1970.62, "end": 1973.5, "text": " gives a shit about him necessarily but it's like what am I hoping to learn"}, {"start": 1973.5, "end": 1977.1399999999999, "text": " about Leonardo DiCaprio I Google heart disease because I'm like what are the"}, {"start": 1977.1399999999999, "end": 1984.54, "text": " symptoms black hole kind of interesting for sure limb lengthening I have to"}, {"start": 1984.54, "end": 1988.7, "text": " imagine materialists just didn't have that much of an impact on the culture so I"}, {"start": 1988.7, "end": 1999.02, "text": " stay with black hole on this one. Home Depot is gonna be way up there. Huge. Next."}, {"start": 1999.02, "end": 2003.98, "text": " DJ Khaled versus T-Pain. DJ Khaled is like the most popular artist in the"}, {"start": 2003.98, "end": 2010.3, "text": " world. Oh shit he's way less popular than I thought he was. T-Pain versus"}, {"start": 2010.3, "end": 2021.5, "text": " Blurr will have more streams. Blurr over Siza, who is just Robert Downey Jr. as Dr. Doom."}, {"start": 2021.5, "end": 2028.62, "text": " Radiohead, so far so good man. Tio Cruz, I think he's getting mugged by Radiohead. That's really,"}, {"start": 2028.62, "end": 2034.3, "text": " that's 13 million views just for dynamite, huh? Let's say Tio Cruz over Lil Tijay, never mind."}, {"start": 2034.3, "end": 2041.34, "text": " Every day there's a new most popular artist on earth that I have never heard of that's okay"}, {"start": 2042.86, "end": 2044.86, "text": " Before Sunrise mobs Harry Potter"}, {"start": 2048.94, "end": 2051.18, "text": " Harry Potter mobs high school musical"}, {"start": 2053.74, "end": 2056.86, "text": " Beautiful mind mobs high school musical it's a circle of life, bro"}, {"start": 2058.14, "end": 2060.24, "text": " Hope fiction over a beautiful mind"}, {"start": 2061.02, "end": 2063.02, "text": " She looks like she's got the gun from my island"}, {"start": 2064.3, "end": 2066.0, "text": " Hope fiction over Shutter Island."}, {"start": 2069.44, "end": 2071.7000000000003, "text": " Shutter Island over the Suicide Squad."}, {"start": 2074.7400000000002, "end": 2076.7000000000003, "text": " The King's Man is really bad."}, {"start": 2076.7000000000003, "end": 2078.84, "text": " So the Suicide Squad should be over that."}, {"start": 2080.7000000000003, "end": 2083.94, "text": " Probably, I'll probably say my neighbor, Tatoro, over the King's Man."}, {"start": 2087.1400000000003, "end": 2087.94, "text": " Now this."}, {"start": 2087.94, "end": 2095.7400000000002, "text": " Okay, your name, also known as Kimi No Na Wa, is awesome, especially if you go to the movie"}, {"start": 2095.7400000000002, "end": 2102.42, "text": " theater like 17 minutes in after the body swap stuff is done, and it's a movie for real yearners."}, {"start": 2102.42, "end": 2109.2200000000003, "text": " But the concept of it being over my neighbor, Tatoro, is almost unfathomable to me, even"}, {"start": 2109.2200000000003, "end": 2113.38, "text": " though I think it should be in that like 8.1 range."}, {"start": 2113.38, "end": 2114.38, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 2114.38, "end": 2115.38, "text": " Fair enough."}, {"start": 2115.38, "end": 2116.38, "text": " Fair enough, man."}, {"start": 2116.38, "end": 2123.26, "text": " I think it's peak. I'll say it."}, {"start": 2129.98, "end": 2136.3, "text": " The Toro got robbed. I know the Toro sell a way more merch of like the cat bus for coin"}, {"start": 2136.3, "end": 2140.3, "text": " persons and shit like that. So you know what Miyazaki gonna be sleeping all right tonight."}, {"start": 2140.3, "end": 2147.5, "text": " let's just put it that way. Why did you see the Kingsman? Um, I, for a while I was loath to give"}, {"start": 2147.5, "end": 2153.1000000000004, "text": " up my status amongst millennials and the only thing millennials love more than the office is like,"}, {"start": 2153.1000000000004, "end": 2159.5800000000004, "text": " hey, there's a new movie on, that went direct to streaming. Oh, shit, Mark Wahlberg, Jason Momoa"}, {"start": 2159.5800000000004, "end": 2165.1000000000004, "text": " movie that went direct to Amazon Prime. This has got to be good. So I was basically, I was"}, {"start": 2165.1, "end": 2172.74, "text": " was just watching stuff because it was like hey it's out now and I can watch it."}, {"start": 2172.74, "end": 2180.42, "text": " Now I'm becoming even more annoying, I'm becoming like a 22 year old Gen Z cinephile who is like"}, {"start": 2180.42, "end": 2185.62, "text": " why the fuck are 22 year olds telling me like oh if you like Cleo from 5 to 7 you've got"}, {"start": 2185.62, "end": 2187.66, "text": " to watch this other Agnes Varda movie."}, {"start": 2187.66, "end": 2191.7799999999997, "text": " You're not supposed to, your favorite movie is supposed to be Daddy's Home too."}, {"start": 2191.78, "end": 2197.6200000000003, "text": " Why the fuck are you in your second year of college telling me about like, oh, but what's"}, {"start": 2197.6200000000003, "end": 2199.38, "text": " your favorite Jacques de Mille movie?"}, {"start": 2199.38, "end": 2203.1000000000004, "text": " Is it the umbrellas of Sherbourg or the young girls of Rochefort?"}, {"start": 2203.1000000000004, "end": 2205.1000000000004, "text": " Like it's so crazy, man."}, {"start": 2205.1000000000004, "end": 2208.42, "text": " I mean, it's aspirational, don't get me wrong."}, {"start": 2208.42, "end": 2213.1400000000003, "text": " But like, and I'll take it any day over the millennials that are like, hey, have"}, {"start": 2213.1400000000003, "end": 2214.5800000000004, "text": " you seen Bro?"}, {"start": 2214.5800000000004, "end": 2215.5800000000004, "text": " Don't look up."}, {"start": 2215.5800000000004, "end": 2216.5800000000004, "text": " Here's the thing."}, {"start": 2216.5800000000004, "end": 2217.5800000000004, "text": " Go into it."}, {"start": 2217.5800000000004, "end": 2218.5800000000004, "text": " Like it's a satire."}, {"start": 2218.5800000000004, "end": 2219.6600000000003, "text": " We're literally living it right now."}, {"start": 2221.78, "end": 2224.6200000000003, "text": " It's literally good, but"}, {"start": 2225.5, "end": 2227.5, "text": " Truvia sweetener packets"}, {"start": 2228.6200000000003, "end": 2233.5, "text": " Naturally sweet honestly sweet calorie-free sweetener from the stevia leaf"}, {"start": 2235.5400000000004, "end": 2237.5400000000004, "text": " 400 packets of stevia"}, {"start": 2241.5, "end": 2244.9, "text": " Idea man can't be that expensive, right?"}, {"start": 2246.46, "end": 2250.6200000000003, "text": " It's 999. What is that like that's 10 cents a packet?"}, {"start": 2250.62, "end": 2256.9, "text": " No bro that's like two cents a packet. They can't be two cents a packet that's"}, {"start": 2256.9, "end": 2263.98, "text": " obscene. Oh my god it's like four cents of it three and a half cents a packet."}, {"start": 2263.98, "end": 2267.2599999999998, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 2274.2599999999998, "end": 2277.62, "text": " I own the Agnes Varder complete collection but never tapped in then I"}, {"start": 2277.62, "end": 2279.2799999999997, "text": " I dropped the box and tore the cardboard."}, {"start": 2279.2799999999997, "end": 2280.12, "text": " I hate myself."}, {"start": 2280.12, "end": 2280.94, "text": " I'm fake."}, {"start": 2280.94, "end": 2281.8399999999997, "text": " Nick, you should tap in."}, {"start": 2281.8399999999997, "end": 2284.06, "text": " Cleo from five to seven is only 90 minutes long."}, {"start": 2284.06, "end": 2285.46, "text": " It's crazy, man."}, {"start": 2294.94, "end": 2296.8199999999997, "text": " Unironically, Cleo from six to seven"}, {"start": 2296.8199999999997, "end": 2298.22, "text": " is the best part of the movie."}, {"start": 2300.7799999999997, "end": 2303.54, "text": " Every time I see NL log a movie, I check a runtime."}, {"start": 2303.54, "end": 2304.66, "text": " Bro, I'm only watching stuff"}, {"start": 2304.66, "end": 2306.58, "text": " that's over 100 minutes long on Saturdays."}, {"start": 2306.58, "end": 2309.7799999999997, "text": " I'll save you a click, r slash save you a click."}, {"start": 2309.7799999999997, "end": 2311.8199999999997, "text": " The good news is like nowadays,"}, {"start": 2311.8199999999997, "end": 2313.7799999999997, "text": " they don't make good movies that are 90 minutes long."}, {"start": 2313.7799999999997, "end": 2315.9, "text": " They make decent movies that are 90 minutes long"}, {"start": 2315.9, "end": 2318.38, "text": " and bad movies that are two and a half hours long."}, {"start": 2318.38, "end": 2320.2999999999997, "text": " But back in like the 60s and 70s,"}, {"start": 2320.2999999999997, "end": 2323.94, "text": " they were making good movies that were 90 minutes long."}, {"start": 2325.14, "end": 2326.98, "text": " I don't know if it's cause like film was expensive"}, {"start": 2326.98, "end": 2328.62, "text": " or some shit like that, but..."}, {"start": 2331.02, "end": 2334.5, "text": " Like they were working within their constraints"}, {"start": 2334.5, "end": 2335.54, "text": " back then, man."}, {"start": 2336.58, "end": 2344.58, "text": " All I know, and I apologize because I've done this bit a lot, but when you pick the movie"}, {"start": 2344.58, "end": 2348.36, "text": " on Criterion Channel and it starts with that Janice Films logo, you know you're in good"}, {"start": 2348.36, "end": 2350.36, "text": " hands."}, {"start": 2350.36, "end": 2352.42, "text": " Purge all of the anxiety from within yourself."}, {"start": 2352.42, "end": 2361.2999999999997, "text": " You're going to watch something, it's at the very least worth having watched."}, {"start": 2361.3, "end": 2377.94, "text": " by John Columbia okay Costa Rica no man ain't Costa Rica Bolivia what the fuck"}, {"start": 2377.94, "end": 2383.02, "text": " no it's in the wedge and killies did you mean antique I don't think I did mean"}, {"start": 2383.02, "end": 2394.38, "text": " Antigua and Barbuda. How about Trinidad and Tobago. Oh, holy fuck. Can I say something?"}, {"start": 2394.38, "end": 2400.14, "text": " Our average guesses have actually, we pulled it down like 0.3 in the last six months or"}, {"start": 2400.14, "end": 2406.58, "text": " so. That's pretty good. Like that's an improvement. That's like watching your resting heart rate"}, {"start": 2406.58, "end": 2418.86, "text": " bit under 60. As they, you know, it's a little up and down. Don't get me wrong. I don't want"}, {"start": 2418.86, "end": 2424.7, "text": " to go to travel, bro. I want to stay on world left. Oh, shit, this one's like impossible"}, {"start": 2424.7000000000003, "end": 2425.7000000000003, "text": " too."}, {"start": 2425.7000000000003, "end": 2435.34, "text": " Remember when I was doing the sponsored stream for people of note?"}, {"start": 2435.34, "end": 2440.5400000000004, "text": " And my watch vibrated because my heart rate was like 44."}, {"start": 2440.5400000000004, "end": 2444.7400000000002, "text": " I felt really sick."}, {"start": 2444.7400000000002, "end": 2446.86, "text": " I did not feel good in that moment."}, {"start": 2446.86, "end": 2451.5400000000004, "text": " I thought there was a chance I could have had some kind of like pulmonary episode on"}, {"start": 2451.5400000000004, "end": 2452.5400000000004, "text": " stream for sure."}, {"start": 2452.5400000000004, "end": 2454.6200000000003, "text": " But we made it back."}, {"start": 2454.62, "end": 2461.74, "text": " make it back. I felt like Pierce Brosnan and Die Another Day at the start of the movie."}, {"start": 2461.74, "end": 2471.3399999999997, "text": " At the start of the movie. I don't know what you are, man. Maybe you are Antigua and Barbuda"}, {"start": 2471.3399999999997, "end": 2480.54, "text": " and all the rest. No, you are Pacific Island. Maybe this is what the Federated States of"}, {"start": 2480.54, "end": 2483.58, "text": " of Micronesia look like?"}, {"start": 2483.58, "end": 2484.7, "text": " South of that."}, {"start": 2484.7, "end": 2485.46, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 2485.46, "end": 2489.18, "text": " Micronesia is more like in Asia."}, {"start": 2489.18, "end": 2493.18, "text": " And so we're going to Oceania."}, {"start": 2493.18, "end": 2494.66, "text": " Any chance you're like at Tuvalu?"}, {"start": 2498.2599999999998, "end": 2500.42, "text": " Well, now we're just sort of like,"}, {"start": 2500.42, "end": 2502.46, "text": " we're just sort of guessing, which is fine."}, {"start": 2502.46, "end": 2505.5, "text": " Vanuatu, the Solomon Islands."}, {"start": 2505.5, "end": 2516.74, "text": " But isn't there Wellesley or something? Not Western Sahara. I don't think you're Samoa"}, {"start": 2516.74, "end": 2525.1, "text": " or American Samoa. We do go ahead to Walu. Wallace, are you Wallace and Fatuna? That's"}, {"start": 2525.1, "end": 2528.74, "text": " Fiji, bro. That's where the water comes from. That makes a lot of sense, to be honest"}, {"start": 2528.7400000000002, "end": 2537.6200000000003, "text": " with you. Wallace and Fatuna pretty close though. Wallace and Big Tuna bro. David Wallace and"}, {"start": 2537.6200000000003, "end": 2547.1800000000003, "text": " Jim from the office. Dude. We need that on Paramount Plus and Peacock Tooth Suite. Wallace"}, {"start": 2547.18, "end": 2554.18, "text": " Listen, Big Tuna."}, {"start": 2554.18, "end": 2556.18, "text": " Silence millennial?"}, {"start": 2556.18, "end": 2558.18, "text": " I don't really mind being a millennial."}, {"start": 2558.18, "end": 2564.18, "text": " I think it's okay."}, {"start": 2564.18, "end": 2566.18, "text": " August 29, 2003."}, {"start": 2566.18, "end": 2569.18, "text": " It's the ninth grade."}, {"start": 2569.18, "end": 2572.18, "text": " The summer between ninth and tenth grade,"}, {"start": 2572.18, "end": 2575.18, "text": " but about to start the tenth grade."}, {"start": 2575.18, "end": 2588.06, "text": " Travis Schiffner, horror films starring Travis Schiffner, he can taste your fear."}, {"start": 2588.06, "end": 2592.8599999999997, "text": " This was kind of like Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake territory."}, {"start": 2592.8599999999997, "end": 2598.14, "text": " Ray, okay, Ray Wise, he can taste your fear?"}, {"start": 2598.14, "end": 2603.7799999999997, "text": " Is this like House of the Thousand Corpses or Victor Salvia and Jonathan?"}, {"start": 2603.78, "end": 2606.7000000000003, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 2606.7000000000003, "end": 2610.5800000000004, "text": " When their bus is crippled on the side of a deserted road, a team of high school athletes"}, {"start": 2610.5800000000004, "end": 2613.78, "text": " discover an opponent they cannot defeat?"}, {"start": 2613.78, "end": 2622.9, "text": " Jeepers Creepers?"}, {"start": 2622.9, "end": 2625.5800000000004, "text": " Jeepers Creepers 2."}, {"start": 2625.5800000000004, "end": 2626.5800000000004, "text": " Jeepers Creepers 2."}, {"start": 2626.5800000000004, "end": 2633.5800000000004, "text": " Jeepers Creepers 2 was number one at the box office the last week of August 2003."}, {"start": 2633.58, "end": 2638.74, "text": " Okay, Walt Disney in kind of like the the dog days of the"}, {"start": 2640.72, "end": 2647.96, "text": " Disney shit assance in the early 2000s. Oh, no, no your post Lilo and Stitch. Are you even animated a"}, {"start": 2648.62, "end": 2650.62, "text": " fantasy comedy romance from"}, {"start": 2650.86, "end": 2656.08, "text": " 2003 star. Oh, you are yes. Okay. Now. I know exactly where I was now"}, {"start": 2657.7, "end": 2660.2599999999998, "text": " My uncle and aunt came to visit us"}, {"start": 2660.26, "end": 2663.7400000000002, "text": " right around this time because they were why they went to the theater to watch"}, {"start": 2663.7400000000002, "end": 2667.38, "text": " Freaky Friday and that was no joke it was like a 40 minute drive okay so now"}, {"start": 2667.38, "end": 2672.82, "text": " that I'm back what else was spy kids spy kids too came out right around this"}, {"start": 2672.82, "end": 2679.1000000000004, "text": " time I think Samuel L. Jackson in a crime action thriller probably changing"}, {"start": 2679.1000000000004, "end": 2683.5400000000004, "text": " lanes changing lanes kind of good as fuck Samuel L. Jackson and Colin"}, {"start": 2683.54, "end": 2691.7, "text": " the arrow? Wait a minute. I should know this. You're either you're either shit or"}, {"start": 2691.7, "end": 2697.86, "text": " you're not. Directed by Clark Johnson."}, {"start": 2700.46, "end": 2708.02, "text": " You're either shit or you're not. Michelle Rodriguez. Hondo Harrelson recruits"}, {"start": 2708.02, "end": 2710.34, "text": " It's Jim Street to join an elite unit."}, {"start": 2710.34, "end": 2713.02, "text": " Oh, it's, I guess it's LAPD, bro."}, {"start": 2718.7, "end": 2721.14, "text": " Am I freaking out?"}, {"start": 2721.14, "end": 2722.1, "text": " Oh, it's, you're right."}, {"start": 2722.1, "end": 2722.9, "text": " It's SWAT."}, {"start": 2722.9, "end": 2723.78, "text": " I give up."}, {"start": 2723.78, "end": 2725.66, "text": " It's not LAPD."}, {"start": 2725.66, "end": 2728.74, "text": " It's LL Cool J."}, {"start": 2728.74, "end": 2730.2599999999998, "text": " The team's first big assignment is"}, {"start": 2730.2599999999998, "end": 2733.06, "text": " to escort crime boss Alex Montel to prison."}, {"start": 2733.06, "end": 2734.58, "text": " It's all names, man."}, {"start": 2734.58, "end": 2746.58, "text": " kind of the original John Wick. This should make $207 million worldwide. Touchstone pictures,"}, {"start": 2746.58, "end": 2754.9, "text": " a western, okay, well this should be Brokeback Mountain. Never mind. Starting Kevin Costner"}, {"start": 2754.9, "end": 2765.64, "text": " from 2003? Robert, uh, no place to just give it to me. A former gunslinger takes up arms"}, {"start": 2765.64, "end": 2772.6800000000003, "text": " again when his cattle crew open range. I was alive. I was alive back then. How do I not"}, {"start": 2772.6800000000003, "end": 2780.84, "text": " know any of these movies except Freaky Friday? This one, it made $272 million, bro. Starring"}, {"start": 2780.84, "end": 2786.1200000000003, "text": " Johnny Bepp. Yeah, that's the first Pirates movie. I saw that one in the theaters. It's"}, {"start": 2786.1200000000003, "end": 2796.1200000000003, "text": " a curse of the black pearl homie. Best star believing in ghost stories, you're in one."}, {"start": 2796.1200000000003, "end": 2803.04, "text": " It makes you feel any better. That was my junior year and all I remember is Spider-Man"}, {"start": 2803.04, "end": 2804.92, "text": " Two, silence millennial."}, {"start": 2804.92, "end": 2807.0, "text": " Spider-Man 2 came out May 2004."}, {"start": 2809.8, "end": 2810.8, "text": " They will divide us."}, {"start": 2815.4, "end": 2816.32, "text": " OK, lock in."}, {"start": 2820.72, "end": 2823.24, "text": " Lock in."}, {"start": 2823.24, "end": 2824.72, "text": " Yeah, bro, that's the same school year."}, {"start": 2824.72, "end": 2825.32, "text": " Sorry, my address."}, {"start": 2825.32, "end": 2829.72, "text": " The school starts the Tuesday after Labor Day in Canada."}, {"start": 2829.72, "end": 2831.12, "text": " Sorry to inform you."}, {"start": 2831.12, "end": 2833.52, "text": " As far as I'm concerned that is not the same school year."}, {"start": 2837.8399999999997, "end": 2839.68, "text": " Okay, I have seen both of these."}, {"start": 2839.68, "end": 2840.88, "text": " I will say that."}, {"start": 2843.16, "end": 2844.7599999999998, "text": " What is the family man?"}, {"start": 2844.7599999999998, "end": 2846.44, "text": " I think Nicholas Cage,"}, {"start": 2846.44, "end": 2848.4, "text": " I always get a confused with the weather man."}, {"start": 2848.4, "end": 2852.72, "text": " I think Nicholas Cage is like really successful"}, {"start": 2852.72, "end": 2854.8399999999997, "text": " but he's single and then like it's a ghost"}, {"start": 2854.8399999999997, "end": 2856.7599999999998, "text": " of Christmas past type situation"}, {"start": 2856.7599999999998, "end": 2858.2799999999997, "text": " that comes to visit him and show him"}, {"start": 2858.2799999999997, "end": 2860.4, "text": " like what his life could have looked like"}, {"start": 2860.4, "end": 2863.88, "text": " if he didn't break up with his high school sweetheart or something like that"}, {"start": 2863.88, "end": 2867.54, "text": " it's been a long time so i saw it probably in like nineteen ninety nine or"}, {"start": 2867.54, "end": 2868.96, "text": " something like that"}, {"start": 2868.96, "end": 2870.08, "text": " uh..."}, {"start": 2870.08, "end": 2877.08, "text": " so it's been a long ass time i remember liking it all right though"}, {"start": 2877.98, "end": 2880.98, "text": " the family guy"}, {"start": 2884.76, "end": 2887.6600000000003, "text": " is that a moody shirt i think i saw it there offer options"}, {"start": 2887.66, "end": 2889.42, "text": " Well, hard nut, you fucking clocked me."}, {"start": 2889.42, "end": 2890.8199999999997, "text": " I know you're in Vancouver right now,"}, {"start": 2890.8199999999997, "end": 2892.18, "text": " or at least were last week."}, {"start": 2892.18, "end": 2896.2999999999997, "text": " Yes, I bought seven of these shirts at Muji on Saturday."}, {"start": 2898.06, "end": 2902.02, "text": " You've, no one has ever clocked me harder than that in chat."}, {"start": 2904.8999999999996, "end": 2906.66, "text": " I was Muji maxing, yeah."}, {"start": 2911.02, "end": 2912.18, "text": " The dry waffler."}, {"start": 2913.7, "end": 2915.18, "text": " But they even got the location right."}, {"start": 2915.18, "end": 2916.62, "text": " It was the one off Robson."}, {"start": 2916.62, "end": 2918.44, "text": " I'm not, Libby, if you're here, no offense,"}, {"start": 2918.44, "end": 2921.6, "text": " I ain't going out to Metro town just to go to Muji."}, {"start": 2922.54, "end": 2925.7, "text": " That's not when I could be down there in the West End,"}, {"start": 2925.7, "end": 2927.66, "text": " amongst all the great restaurants,"}, {"start": 2927.66, "end": 2929.98, "text": " the great Korean restaurants."}, {"start": 2929.98, "end": 2933.8199999999997, "text": " I mean, I'm not waiting 80 minutes to get noodles at Bombo."}, {"start": 2933.8199999999997, "end": 2938.24, "text": " That's insane, but regardless,"}, {"start": 2938.24, "end": 2939.58, "text": " I'm gonna try the daily challenge."}, {"start": 2939.58, "end": 2941.18, "text": " And already, I know something,"}, {"start": 2941.18, "end": 2943.2599999999998, "text": " because in Mockingjay, we have Julianne Moore."}, {"start": 2943.2599999999998, "end": 2945.2599999999998, "text": " Julianne Moore can get you to"}, {"start": 2945.26, "end": 2950.98, "text": " Boogie Nights. I know where I'm going. Okay. I know where I'm going to start because it's going to be Julie Ann Moore"}, {"start": 2950.98, "end": 2957.1600000000003, "text": " And then it's going to be Boogie Nights one of my many five stars from this year. That takes you to Philip Seymour Hoffman"}, {"start": 2957.5, "end": 2962.2400000000002, "text": " So fucking stupid man. No, you're not man. You were living your truth through whatever"}, {"start": 2962.78, "end": 2967.28, "text": " This takes you to Lebowski, which takes you to Bishimi, which takes you to"}, {"start": 2968.2200000000003, "end": 2975.0200000000004, "text": " Hargo and all of a sudden you're at Francis McDormand Nomad Land Swanky in like 22 seconds or something like that"}, {"start": 2975.26, "end": 2982.96, "text": " You come out by a straight there and now you're looking for Nick probably Nicholas Cage. You're probably not gonna connect to Taylor Leone if we're being honest here"}, {"start": 2983.84, "end": 2987.26, "text": " And then Nicholas Cage. She's been in movies with people"}, {"start": 2988.1800000000003, "end": 2990.1800000000003, "text": " He's been in movies with individuals"}, {"start": 2991.5800000000004, "end": 2994.1000000000004, "text": " Wait, we are gonna we're gonna go Richard Jenkins"}, {"start": 2995.0600000000004, "end": 2996.7000000000003, "text": " shape of water"}, {"start": 2996.7000000000003, "end": 3000.26, "text": " Michael fucking Shannon bad boys to"}, {"start": 3000.26, "end": 3012.26, "text": " Teleoni? No. Martin Lawrence. Bad Boys 1. Teleoni. The family man. That's fucking crazy!"}, {"start": 3012.26, "end": 3023.26, "text": " I'm in love with the shape of water. Bro, you ain't in love with the shape of water. You're just in love with the shape of the container it's in."}, {"start": 3023.26, "end": 3026.6600000000003, "text": " Pissing me off."}, {"start": 3026.6600000000003, "end": 3029.0600000000004, "text": " One minute, so 61 seconds, swanky percent."}, {"start": 3029.0600000000004, "end": 3040.46, "text": " It's crazy though."}, {"start": 3040.46, "end": 3043.0600000000004, "text": " You have Bradley Cooper Silver lining's playbook, Jennifer Lawrence."}, {"start": 3043.0600000000004, "end": 3044.0600000000004, "text": " Okay, just one problem."}, {"start": 3044.0600000000004, "end": 3046.0600000000004, "text": " Where's swanky, bro?"}, {"start": 3046.0600000000004, "end": 3052.94, "text": " I didn't see swanky in there."}, {"start": 3052.94, "end": 3055.08, "text": " William H. Macy wasn't, oh shit, you're right,"}, {"start": 3055.08, "end": 3056.6, "text": " William Macy wasn't Boogie Nights."}, {"start": 3056.6, "end": 3059.52, "text": " He's the guy who correctly read the vibes of the party"}, {"start": 3059.52, "end": 3063.86, "text": " and made his escape in a matter of speaking."}, {"start": 3067.36, "end": 3071.08, "text": " Dallas stars 500 plus penalty minutes in his career."}, {"start": 3071.08, "end": 3074.12, "text": " Am I crazy to think we might have a Mike Riviero in here?"}, {"start": 3075.12, "end": 3077.28, "text": " That's a crazy poll, man."}, {"start": 3077.28, "end": 3081.2400000000002, "text": " No one has ever looked more like a disgraced"}, {"start": 3081.2400000000002, "end": 3088.92, "text": " New York City governor or state senator, well being in the NHL, that's still crazy."}, {"start": 3088.92, "end": 3094.32, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 3094.32, "end": 3097.0000000000005, "text": " Washington capitals 500 plus penalty minutes in their career."}, {"start": 3097.0000000000005, "end": 3099.7200000000003, "text": " So this is going to be like 80% Tom Wilson."}, {"start": 3099.7200000000003, "end": 3104.0400000000004, "text": " Almost feel like if we could pull like a Darian Hatcher or something like the other"}, {"start": 3104.0400000000004, "end": 3110.2000000000003, "text": " Hatcher, the other Hatcher who 100% looks like he's in the WWE."}, {"start": 3110.2000000000003, "end": 3114.5000000000005, "text": " New Jersey devils? Give me a Ken Danico."}, {"start": 3114.5000000000005, "end": 3120.0200000000004, "text": " Now that's a fucking old school hockey face, man."}, {"start": 3120.0200000000004, "end": 3125.82, "text": " This is what 29-year-old men were meant to look like, okay?"}, {"start": 3125.82, "end": 3127.94, "text": " We used to be a proper society, man."}, {"start": 3127.94, "end": 3130.0200000000004, "text": " He does look a little bit like a me."}, {"start": 3130.0200000000004, "end": 3134.4600000000005, "text": " He was a little bit like a me, too, I wish."}, {"start": 3134.46, "end": 3143.02, "text": " 20 plus assists in a season. Yeah, I'm thinking Joe Juneau. I'm thinking we're going Joe"}, {"start": 3143.02, "end": 3150.14, "text": " Juneau. Am I crazy to type Chris Carter here? I haven't thought about it. I haven't thought"}, {"start": 3150.14, "end": 3158.46, "text": " about that. Is Chris Clark? That's a fucking, I literally have not thought about this guy in"}, {"start": 3158.46, "end": 3160.96, "text": " in 25 years."}, {"start": 3160.96, "end": 3163.56, "text": " But I remember him being consistently considered"}, {"start": 3163.56, "end": 3166.68, "text": " one of the most underrated active NHLers."}, {"start": 3166.68, "end": 3169.88, "text": " Okay, New Jersey Devils 20 plus assists in a season."}, {"start": 3169.88, "end": 3171.08, "text": " Bro, that's Sergei Brelin."}, {"start": 3171.08, "end": 3173.12, "text": " That's got Sergei Brelin written all over it."}, {"start": 3173.12, "end": 3175.56, "text": " He's the Derek Zulander Blue Steel."}, {"start": 3177.16, "end": 3179.44, "text": " 20 plus assists in a season."}, {"start": 3179.44, "end": 3180.28, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 3180.28, "end": 3182.32, "text": " Throw me a little Sergei Zuboff there."}, {"start": 3183.44, "end": 3184.96, "text": " Now this is where things get interesting"}, {"start": 3184.96, "end": 3187.6, "text": " because I don't really give a fuck about this, man."}, {"start": 3188.46, "end": 3194.28, "text": " Kings and devils am I crazy if I say something like J. Pan Dolfo? Yeah, apparently"}, {"start": 3196.14, "end": 3201.32, "text": " Problem is there was like 20 years where I didn't give a fuck about who was on the Kings"}, {"start": 3204.2400000000002, "end": 3212.48, "text": " Like basically from like 1995 to like 2009 he didn't really have that much going on"}, {"start": 3212.48, "end": 3222.48, "text": " St\u00e9phane Fisze might have played for the, no, whatever. That's fine, that's fine, whatever."}, {"start": 3222.48, "end": 3235.56, "text": " I do know Trent Klatt. Well, he, the hair is, is truly insane on Trent Klatt. Corey Perry,"}, {"start": 3235.56, "end": 3242.08, "text": " Darcy Kemper, oh, Ilya Kovalchuk makes a lot of sense, but Trent Klatt is fucking crazy,"}, {"start": 3242.08, "end": 3254.2, "text": " easy, man. Imagine NL Cam but Joe Biden chilling in the background doing stuff. Am I crazy to"}, {"start": 3254.2, "end": 3259.72, "text": " say like, and I don't mean this to, I understand he's going through some health concerns, has"}, {"start": 3259.72, "end": 3266.36, "text": " any president disappeared faster than Joe Biden? You think he would at least be asking"}, {"start": 3266.36, "end": 3269.32, "text": " him questions or something like that and he'd be given some answers like I don't"}, {"start": 3269.32, "end": 3277.6800000000003, "text": " I'd okay well now apart from presidents who kind of had a William H. Macy style"}, {"start": 3277.6800000000003, "end": 3282.0, "text": " event in office"}, {"start": 3287.76, "end": 3293.0, "text": " I'm surprised they would at least be like you know putting them on the news"}, {"start": 3293.0, "end": 3296.2000000000003, "text": " and being like hey what do you think about you seen project Hail Mary yet or"}, {"start": 3296.2000000000003, "end": 3297.4800000000005, "text": " or something like that."}, {"start": 3307.88, "end": 3308.7200000000003, "text": " He's sick?"}, {"start": 3308.7200000000003, "end": 3311.0400000000004, "text": " Well, I know he's sick, but I thought"}, {"start": 3311.0400000000004, "end": 3312.92, "text": " they would at least be asking him some questions,"}, {"start": 3312.92, "end": 3315.4800000000005, "text": " like keeping him in the public eye to some degree."}, {"start": 3316.44, "end": 3317.4800000000005, "text": " He's old as hell."}, {"start": 3317.4800000000005, "end": 3320.7400000000002, "text": " He's not even that old in like a cosmic sense."}, {"start": 3326.2000000000003, "end": 3338.32, "text": " He's older than Bob Dylan, that is crazy man."}, {"start": 3338.32, "end": 3341.5600000000004, "text": " I was thinking, do you think we're just going to skip millennial presidents, man?"}, {"start": 3341.5600000000004, "end": 3345.2000000000003, "text": " Were we talking about that on stream or was I talking about it in the Discord?"}, {"start": 3345.2000000000003, "end": 3352.2400000000002, "text": " I think we might go straight from like silent generation boomer presidents, like straight"}, {"start": 3352.2400000000002, "end": 3357.4, "text": " to Gen Z men."}, {"start": 3357.4, "end": 3359.0800000000004, "text": " We're skipping Gen X."}, {"start": 3359.0800000000004, "end": 3363.2000000000003, "text": " Is it Obama strikes me as kind of a Gen X president?"}, {"start": 3363.2000000000003, "end": 3368.1600000000003, "text": " He's always saying stuff like they never thought we'd have a basketball 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3407.4, "end": 3411.5600000000004, "text": " can say some shit about that gen Z without people immediately going solo"}, {"start": 3411.5600000000004, "end": 3416.2400000000002, "text": " gen Z still in the sixth grade right now"}, {"start": 3416.2400000000002, "end": 3420.4800000000005, "text": " I will start blaming them for the climate crisis when the youngest gen Z is"}, {"start": 3420.4800000000005, "end": 3422.1600000000003, "text": " thirty okay"}, {"start": 3422.16, "end": 3423.12, "text": " It's the golden rule."}, {"start": 3423.12, "end": 3425.12, "text": " I'm gonna treat them like they treat me."}, {"start": 3426.72, "end": 3427.68, "text": " You brought it up?"}, {"start": 3427.68, "end": 3428.68, "text": " Yeah, yeah, I'm the streamer."}, {"start": 3428.68, "end": 3430.12, "text": " The rules are different for me."}, {"start": 3431.2, "end": 3432.6, "text": " We didn't do anything."}, {"start": 3432.6, "end": 3434.8399999999997, "text": " I know, bro, I know."}, 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What else is Emily blunt in isn't she she's in Southpaw maybe"}, {"start": 3497.64, "end": 3502.46, "text": " Wrong she's in the she's in one. No, she's in the smashing machine"}, {"start": 3503.96, "end": 3505.96, "text": " The Sakurai documentary"}, {"start": 3505.96, "end": 3514.08, "text": " Juman Honsu starting with an A will go Amistad on that one. Character name in title."}, {"start": 3514.08, "end": 3522.96, "text": " Well, okay, release 2010 to 2026. Give me Guardians of the Galaxy. Honestly, I don't"}, {"start": 3522.96, "end": 3529.2400000000002, "text": " know what the fuck Juman Honsu is in that has a character name in the title. I"}, {"start": 3529.2400000000002, "end": 3534.08, "text": " gotta think about that one. Anne Hathaway starts A to H. Let me get"}, {"start": 3534.08, "end": 3538.08, "text": " Joseph Gordon Levitt, All Scenes From Havoc compilation."}, {"start": 3538.08, "end": 3543.88, "text": " Release 2010 to 2026."}, {"start": 3543.88, "end": 3545.08, "text": " Or I mean, there's a lot."}, {"start": 3545.08, "end": 3546.0, "text": " Don't get me wrong."}, {"start": 3548.68, "end": 3553.7599999999998, "text": " There's just so many he's bringing to mind right now."}, {"start": 3553.7599999999998, "end": 3556.64, "text": " But the real question is, what movie is she in?"}, {"start": 3556.64, "end": 3558.52, "text": " What character name and title, bro?"}, {"start": 3558.52, "end": 3561.2799999999997, "text": " The Dark Knight Rises."}, {"start": 3561.2799999999997, "end": 3562.96, "text": " Did I really spell Rises?"}, {"start": 3562.96, "end": 3565.52, "text": " R-E-S-I-S, I might be cooked, man."}, {"start": 3565.52, "end": 3570.52, "text": " They should have made a Dark Knight Recess, though."}, {"start": 3571.2400000000002, "end": 3574.16, "text": " Oh, shit, that would have been crazy around Halloween."}, {"start": 3575.16, "end": 3578.68, "text": " I mean, she's definitely in Les Miserables,"}, {"start": 3578.68, "end": 3580.28, "text": " the story of Jean Valjean."}, {"start": 3581.56, "end": 3584.28, "text": " I just don't know what the Juman Honsu movie is, man."}, {"start": 3587.66, "end": 3589.2400000000002, "text": " I've seen Captain Marvel."}, {"start": 3589.2400000000002, "end": 3593.36, "text": " I had no Jim Honohones who was in Captain Marvel, bro."}, {"start": 3593.36, "end": 3595.96, "text": " I had no he's in Aragona."}, {"start": 3595.96, "end": 3599.0800000000004, "text": " Fuck you, I hate seeing this fucking poster."}, {"start": 3599.0800000000004, "end": 3601.8, "text": " This poster pisses me off, man."}, {"start": 3604.5600000000004, "end": 3605.4, "text": " Gladiator?"}, {"start": 3608.0000000000005, "end": 3612.1200000000003, "text": " But his name is not Gladiator, if I may."}, {"start": 3613.7200000000003, "end": 3617.0400000000004, "text": " I don't know, did Gladiator work for this?"}, {"start": 3617.0400000000004, "end": 3618.32, "text": " His name's Maximus."}, {"start": 3619.2400000000002, "end": 3630.1400000000003, "text": " Batman's name isn't The Dark Knight. It's just his name isn't Batman either. But this"}, {"start": 3630.1400000000003, "end": 3637.1600000000003, "text": " shit is not going to be called Bruce Wayans. Captain Marvel's name Carol Danvers. You're"}, {"start": 3637.1600000000003, "end": 3643.44, "text": " a nerd. You're a nerd. You're a nerd for knowing that. Just so you know."}, {"start": 3649.2400000000002, "end": 3655.1000000000004, "text": " Do you think the tiny man sold the ring to the soldier because the tiny man had already"}, {"start": 3655.1000000000004, "end": 3658.2400000000002, "text": " tried giving it to the woman and also got rejected when they were crouched in the corner"}, {"start": 3658.2400000000002, "end": 3660.4, "text": " when they were both thinking of forbidden love?"}, {"start": 3660.4, "end": 3667.1600000000003, "text": " Um, no, I think that's, I mean, I think the tiny man and the soldier had a, a moment"}, {"start": 3667.1600000000003, "end": 3670.4, "text": " of, you know, homosexual attraction."}, {"start": 3670.4, "end": 3674.96, "text": " And then the soldier felt like his masculinity was threatened as a result of that and"}, {"start": 3674.96, "end": 3681.28, "text": " overcompensated by trying to give the waitress the ring. And then the waitress"}, {"start": 3681.28, "end": 3690.12, "text": " said, my darling that just ain't enough for some shit like that. But the desk clerk"}, {"start": 3690.12, "end": 3696.92, "text": " says it happens every day. It hurts so bad to see spamming your shitty joke"}, {"start": 3696.92, "end": 3701.6, "text": " rewarded like this. Literally it's a it's a funny question. It's literally"}, {"start": 3701.6, "end": 3707.08, "text": " Not my fault that both Yeti and I are the only people who respect Bob Dylan's 1976 album desire"}, {"start": 3708.8399999999997, "end": 3714.08, "text": " Everybody else. Oh, you know add clavicular to your island. What are you gonna add clavicular to your island?"}, {"start": 3714.68, "end": 3718.12, "text": " You guys are so you got a real problem with Yeti. I don't understand why"}, {"start": 3719.2, "end": 3721.2, "text": " What's your problem with Yeti?"}, {"start": 3721.2000000000003, "end": 3734.88, "text": " This isn't even gay Bob Dylan. In the song, the tiny man and the soldier was out somebody"}, {"start": 3734.88, "end": 3740.2400000000002, "text": " in love. The desk clerk says it happens every, you can take your money but I don't know how"}, {"start": 3740.2400000000002, "end": 3751.88, "text": " you spend it in the tomb and the butter in the basement blue you don't fucking"}, {"start": 3751.88, "end": 3754.44, "text": " get it man"}, {"start": 3754.6400000000003, "end": 3759.76, "text": " soldiers can be ladies too yeah not on black diamond Bay bro not on black"}, {"start": 3759.76, "end": 3764.5200000000004, "text": " diamond Bay they're way behind the times over there on black diamond Bay the"}, {"start": 3764.52, "end": 3771.36, "text": " The only thing that women can do is stand on the veranda with the Panama hat and then have"}, {"start": 3771.36, "end": 3777.44, "text": " a passport that shows a face from another time and place but she looks nothing like that."}, {"start": 3777.44, "end": 3781.6, "text": " She does try to save the Greek guy from killing himself though."}, {"start": 3781.6, "end": 3785.04, "text": " Just help this danger near!"}, {"start": 3785.04, "end": 3786.04, "text": " Something like that."}, {"start": 3786.04, "end": 3787.04, "text": " Turofi."}, {"start": 3787.04, "end": 3792.48, "text": " A noun meaning something gained or given a victory or conquest, especially when preserved"}, {"start": 3792.48, "end": 3799.04, "text": " mounted as a memorial. 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Carefully, an adjective meaning marked by."}, {"start": 3819.56, "end": 3826.92, "text": " Certainly a blas\u00e9 pedestrian style around the easy spelled words sanctimonious a adjective meaning hypocritically pious or devout"}, {"start": 3828.36, "end": 3830.36, "text": " Courage a noun meaning men"}, {"start": 3831.68, "end": 3835.52, "text": " Crestations a noun meaning any of the stations a"}, {"start": 3836.64, "end": 3842.7999999999997, "text": " Fontina a noun meaning a cheese that is okay turpentine a noun meaning"}, {"start": 3843.7599999999998, "end": 3845.7599999999998, "text": " Now we're getting to something a little spicy"}, {"start": 3845.76, "end": 3850.76, "text": " Jikama, a noun meaning an edible starchy tool."}, {"start": 3850.76, "end": 3852.76, "text": " She really said jikama."}, {"start": 3857.76, "end": 3864.76, "text": " You know you're getting cooked with the AI vocalizer is worse at pronouncing words than the Tomodachi Life Synthesizer."}, {"start": 3865.76, "end": 3869.76, "text": " Paragranation, a verb meaning to travel especially on foot, walk."}, {"start": 3869.76, "end": 3871.76, "text": " Paragranation, okay."}, {"start": 3871.76, "end": 3879.0400000000004, "text": " Haughty an adjective meaning blatantly and just haughty intriguing an adjective meaning engage"}, {"start": 3880.1600000000003, "end": 3884.0200000000004, "text": " Prasenium a noun meaning the stage of an ancient Greek or Roman theater"}, {"start": 3885.32, "end": 3887.6000000000004, "text": " It's an S before the C isn't it?"}, {"start": 3889.32, "end": 3891.32, "text": " Prasenium"}, {"start": 3898.0400000000004, "end": 3900.0400000000004, "text": " Prasenium"}, {"start": 3901.76, "end": 3905.28, "text": " Because it's a scene. That makes sense."}, {"start": 3905.28, "end": 3910.5600000000004, "text": " Makes a lot of motherfucking sense. Wait, she doesn't try to save him, bro."}, {"start": 3910.5600000000004, "end": 3913.84, "text": " She didn't know that he was about to kill himself, even though she passed him in the"}, {"start": 3913.84, "end": 3918.84, "text": " hallway. I don't know how you see a guy with a rope and think, ah, yeah, that's the Soviet"}, {"start": 3918.84, "end": 3923.0, "text": " ambassador. She was just trying to get the higher ground."}, {"start": 3923.0, "end": 3926.4, "text": " She knew that he was trying to kill himself because he asked for a rope and a pen that"}, {"start": 3926.4, "end": 3931.7200000000003, "text": " will write. And she said, the desk could extend. Am I hearing you right?"}, {"start": 3931.7200000000003, "end": 3937.2000000000003, "text": " And the boy they're in the basement blue. I think she knew what are you saying?"}, {"start": 3937.2000000000003, "end": 3940.32, "text": " R.E.M. poster. I got baited into thinking you weren't posting lyrics."}, {"start": 3950.6000000000004, "end": 3956.44, "text": " I door-dashed some Shake Shack for lunch on my company's dime. The shit was $58 and $20 of fees and tip."}, {"start": 3956.44, "end": 3961.0000000000005, "text": " How do people live like this? Bro, they show you the price on the app before you click confirm order."}, {"start": 3961.0, "end": 3967.88, "text": " just so you know. You don't have to do this like moralizing thing where like when the food arrives"}, {"start": 3967.88, "end": 3970.84, "text": " you look at the receipt and go wait it was this expensive?"}, {"start": 3975.32, "end": 3979.32, "text": " Like when you're about to click it you can go wait this is too expensive I'm just going to go to"}, {"start": 3979.32, "end": 3984.76, "text": " the store. It's on the company dime? Yeah I'm just saying but like why are you surprised by"}, {"start": 3984.76, "end": 3990.12, "text": " the price after it arrives instead of like when you order it that's insane. That you know what"}, {"start": 3990.12, "end": 3998.3599999999997, "text": " I find it sanctimonious and disingenuous, quite frankly, because you want to feel like"}, {"start": 3998.3599999999997, "end": 4001.6, "text": " you're being crushed under the boot of DoorDash, even though you didn't actually, well, you"}, {"start": 4001.6, "end": 4005.04, "text": " know what you did kind of pay for, because it's priced in."}, {"start": 4005.04, "end": 4008.0, "text": " That's the thing, like when you're on your company's card, I mean, your company's paying"}, {"start": 4008.0, "end": 4009.0, "text": " for it."}, {"start": 4009.0, "end": 4012.6, "text": " That's money that could have gone to you instead, but I get, it feels different."}, {"start": 4012.6, "end": 4013.56, "text": " I understand that."}, {"start": 4020.12, "end": 4024.3199999999997, "text": " But at least, can I say something?"}, {"start": 4024.3199999999997, "end": 4028.96, "text": " At least you ordered some real fucking food on your company's dime."}, {"start": 4028.96, "end": 4032.3599999999997, "text": " I hate when you're at like an event or something and they're like, hey, we got a catered lunch"}, {"start": 4032.3599999999997, "end": 4034.64, "text": " and it's all sandwiches that are like this big."}, {"start": 4034.64, "end": 4035.64, "text": " Like you couldn't know it."}, {"start": 4035.64, "end": 4039.6, "text": " And it's not, like there's no problem with like eating nine different sandwiches."}, {"start": 4039.6, "end": 4040.6, "text": " Don't get me wrong."}, {"start": 4040.6, "end": 4042.7599999999998, "text": " But like it's not real food."}, {"start": 4042.7599999999998, "end": 4047.04, "text": " It's not real food."}, {"start": 4047.04, "end": 4051.66, "text": " though and clams pecorino romano one of the most underrated cheeses I gotta say"}, {"start": 4051.66, "end": 4056.2, "text": " this is from Italy whoa wait it's probably from the United States this is"}, {"start": 4056.2, "end": 4062.98, "text": " probably from my co-hog or something white clam pie yes yes what the fuck is"}, {"start": 4062.98, "end": 4071.46, "text": " your problem man it looks good penis diameter that's way too personal I'll"}, {"start": 4071.46, "end": 4074.38, "text": " give you the radius"}, {"start": 4077.04, "end": 4079.04, "text": " Little little math joke for you"}, {"start": 4080.92, "end": 4086.2, "text": " Cabbage rolls these are from these are from cabbage rolls are from"}, {"start": 4087.7599999999998, "end": 4089.7599999999998, "text": " Poland"}, {"start": 4090.2, "end": 4093.2599999999998, "text": " They're from a lot of countries, but I'm still proud of myself"}, {"start": 4094.88, "end": 4099.84, "text": " Black Forest cake, I mean it's got fucking kersh in it, man. Oh"}, {"start": 4099.84, "end": 4103.18, "text": " Ooh, we'll jog with show."}, {"start": 4103.18, "end": 4104.72, "text": " Didn't this one isn't for you yet, eh?"}, {"start": 4104.72, "end": 4108.76, "text": " We'll jog with show, folks, on the sand."}, {"start": 4108.76, "end": 4110.88, "text": " Drink Kirk's Vosser from a shell."}, {"start": 4113.76, "end": 4117.56, "text": " San Francisco show and tell."}, {"start": 4117.56, "end": 4119.360000000001, "text": " You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 4119.360000000001, "end": 4123.24, "text": " This is no one night stand."}, {"start": 4123.24, "end": 4124.64, "text": " It's a real occasion."}, {"start": 4124.64, "end": 4141.76, "text": " It was black forest cake. Less and less these days? I mean, Gaucho's been out for like literally"}, {"start": 4141.76, "end": 4146.62, "text": " dead ass 50 years, man. Like you had time to catch up. Don't be mad at me for surfacing"}, {"start": 4146.62, "end": 4156.28, "text": " it to the zeitgeist of public consciousness. Okay, I gotta say, I forgot play it off. We'll"}, {"start": 4156.28, "end": 4163.18, "text": " go back for play it off. Don't blame me. My Gresta didn't remind me. This, I am a Katsu"}, {"start": 4163.18, "end": 4169.18, "text": " chicken curry eater, but I do think that in a lot of Scrandle games it looks like shit."}, {"start": 4169.18, "end": 4175.38, "text": " This one looks pretty peak if I'm being honest with you. So I'm going to go ahead"}, {"start": 4175.38, "end": 4177.6, "text": " and give that a vote, not that this is,"}, {"start": 4177.6, "end": 4179.900000000001, "text": " I mean, this is just personal preference, but."}, {"start": 4181.74, "end": 4185.400000000001, "text": " Both look really bad, but this one looks charred beyond belief."}, {"start": 4185.400000000001, "end": 4187.08, "text": " I mean, this one, they tore a hot dog in half,"}, {"start": 4187.08, "end": 4187.92, "text": " which is insane."}, {"start": 4187.92, "end": 4190.52, "text": " No, bro, it's not, look at the fucking,"}, {"start": 4190.52, "end": 4192.22, "text": " look at the caramelization."}, {"start": 4195.4400000000005, "end": 4198.6, "text": " Hot filled fun of the week."}, {"start": 4198.6, "end": 4200.4400000000005, "text": " Maple syrup and roasted ham loin,"}, {"start": 4200.4400000000005, "end": 4202.36, "text": " sage and onion stuffing, tomato,"}, {"start": 4202.36, "end": 4204.96, "text": " That Pepsi looks good as fuck, man."}, {"start": 4204.96, "end": 4209.32, "text": " Looks good as fuck."}, {"start": 4209.32, "end": 4210.92, "text": " I mean, this is, this looks fine."}, {"start": 4210.92, "end": 4212.719999999999, "text": " I'm not gonna be sanctimonious."}, {"start": 4214.4, "end": 4217.719999999999, "text": " The Pepsi looks so fucking good, man."}, {"start": 4217.719999999999, "end": 4220.48, "text": " It's like the beer, whatever,"}, {"start": 4220.48, "end": 4225.48, "text": " but look at the bubbles on the outside of that soda."}, {"start": 4225.88, "end": 4227.639999999999, "text": " It looks so fucking good."}, {"start": 4227.639999999999, "end": 4230.5199999999995, "text": " It's not gonna win, because whatever."}, {"start": 4232.36, "end": 4235.04, "text": " probably take Hawaiian loaded fries."}, {"start": 4237.12, "end": 4240.92, "text": " I guess it's like Hawaiian because it has a pork in it,"}, {"start": 4240.92, "end": 4244.7, "text": " which is a little specious at the end of the day,"}, {"start": 4244.7, "end": 4246.679999999999, "text": " but you know, looks all right."}, {"start": 4250.9, "end": 4254.259999999999, "text": " Doner meat, chips, and cheese pie"}, {"start": 4254.259999999999, "end": 4257.0199999999995, "text": " versus turkey bacon and stuffing roll."}, {"start": 4259.0199999999995, "end": 4260.58, "text": " It looks like the kind of sandwich"}, {"start": 4260.58, "end": 4261.74, "text": " that would give you hiccups."}, {"start": 4261.74, "end": 4268.66, "text": " Not that I'm against it, but I'm kind of stunned if I'm being honest."}, {"start": 4268.66, "end": 4270.34, "text": " I'll take a Mars duo on that one."}, {"start": 4275.38, "end": 4278.0599999999995, "text": " So I do see that it's 10 cents."}, {"start": 4278.0599999999995, "end": 4281.86, "text": " But just the physical sensation of reaching your hand"}, {"start": 4281.86, "end": 4285.5, "text": " into that sticky plastic bag to retrieve the sausage"}, {"start": 4285.5, "end": 4287.179999999999, "text": " is unacceptable to me."}, {"start": 4287.179999999999, "end": 4290.46, "text": " That's not an appropriate way to serve that."}, {"start": 4290.46, "end": 4295.82, "text": " I do not want to put my hand in there to grab that."}, {"start": 4295.82, "end": 4298.88, "text": " I thought it would win because it was 10 cents, though."}, {"start": 4298.88, "end": 4304.22, "text": " Holy cow, Micheladas from Mexico."}, {"start": 4304.22, "end": 4306.38, "text": " Beer with lime, hot sauce, and chili salt,"}, {"start": 4306.38, "end": 4308.54, "text": " price for one, four pounds 20."}, {"start": 4308.54, "end": 4312.7, "text": " Your chicken looks OK, but I mean, all right, never mind."}, {"start": 4312.7, "end": 4315.1, "text": " I forgot it, it's tomato sauce."}, {"start": 4315.1, "end": 4317.18, "text": " They were drinking cacha\u00e7a from a shell."}, {"start": 4317.18, "end": 4320.42, "text": " No, they weren't. They were drinking Kirksvassar from a shell."}, {"start": 4320.62, "end": 4323.22, "text": " They were not drinking Kassah from a shell."}, {"start": 4323.38, "end": 4326.38, "text": " Go look up the lyrics to Babylon sisters."}, {"start": 4328.46, "end": 4331.66, "text": " They were not drinking Kassah from a shell."}, {"start": 4331.740000000001, "end": 4334.06, "text": " They were drinking Kirksvassar from a shell."}, {"start": 4334.900000000001, "end": 4337.58, "text": " San Francisco, show and tell."}, {"start": 4339.34, "end": 4341.780000000001, "text": " Chili cheese, roast potatoes versus, yeah,"}, {"start": 4341.780000000001, "end": 4344.860000000001, "text": " I'm not buying the steak from WrestleMania Vegas, obviously."}, {"start": 4347.18, "end": 4357.34, "text": " Go look it up, man."}, {"start": 4357.34, "end": 4361.18, "text": " Carolina pulled chicken nachos versus bratwurst in a baguette."}, {"start": 4361.18, "end": 4364.54, "text": " I bet that's good as fuck."}, {"start": 4364.54, "end": 4366.3, "text": " I'm sorry, that's better, man."}, {"start": 4366.3, "end": 4368.54, "text": " Your thumb, your thumb is..."}, {"start": 4368.54, "end": 4370.9400000000005, "text": " I don't think there's anything wrong with it, but I'm not sure there's that much"}, {"start": 4370.9400000000005, "end": 4373.38, "text": " right about it either."}, {"start": 4373.38, "end": 4385.22, "text": " dog for $5.55? No comment. Probably take the beat marinated chicken gyro. Chicken gyro."}, {"start": 4394.9800000000005, "end": 4399.14, "text": " 5 out of 10 is pretty crazy. But it's literally society that's wrong."}, {"start": 4399.14, "end": 4402.9400000000005, "text": " So, you know, take it up with our sick-ass world."}, {"start": 4402.9400000000005, "end": 4418.9400000000005, "text": " It's gonna be yolu tortu. Hmm, this is just a plate. This is what's left on the plate after you eat your food."}, {"start": 4418.9400000000005, "end": 4429.900000000001, "text": " food. This, I mean this looks like a classic Sunday roast man, it lost. It's crazy, kind"}, {"start": 4429.900000000001, "end": 4439.820000000001, "text": " of minced meat log versus chickpeas built from base principles. No, okay I'm getting"}, {"start": 4439.82, "end": 4449.0199999999995, "text": " fucked up man. Sweet dough with flour, eggs, sugar, and milk."}, {"start": 4449.0199999999995, "end": 4457.0199999999995, "text": " Desserts are gonna come up lately. The Monaco from France, that's confusing."}, {"start": 4457.0199999999995, "end": 4462.299999999999, "text": " Give me beef jerky. Falafel versus chili cheese fries."}, {"start": 4462.299999999999, "end": 4466.299999999999, "text": " Now this is like a classic, don't pit my goats against each other."}, {"start": 4466.3, "end": 4472.66, "text": " If I may say something, at the risk of farming negative twos that will then turn into plus"}, {"start": 4472.66, "end": 4477.62, "text": " twos by the time I finish my sentence, falafel, one of the best foods that usually taste pretty"}, {"start": 4477.62, "end": 4480.22, "text": " bad."}, {"start": 4480.22, "end": 4486.02, "text": " Just because so many, at least in North America, so many outlets are not doing the falafel."}, {"start": 4486.02, "end": 4488.46, "text": " They're not giving it the respect it deserves."}, {"start": 4488.46, "end": 4494.26, "text": " They're making the falafel and then reheating it at the point of ordering so that it"}, {"start": 4494.26, "end": 4499.06, "text": " can be done quick serve and then it comes out dry and gummy instead of frying it to order"}, {"start": 4499.06, "end": 4504.08, "text": " which is fair because when you go in to like a you know a falafel store you don't necessarily"}, {"start": 4504.08, "end": 4512.5, "text": " want to wait like 15 minutes for your wrap to come out or whatever but like I'd say at"}, {"start": 4512.5, "end": 4518.46, "text": " least like 70% of the time I order falafel I'm like man why didn't I just get like"}, {"start": 4518.46, "end": 4524.7, "text": " the shawarma. It just holds up better to this maledroit preparatory routine."}, {"start": 4529.02, "end": 4532.3, "text": " I'm still going to pick it. That's a fair battle though."}, {"start": 4533.9800000000005, "end": 4541.26, "text": " Chappan loco versus Lulata. It looks like it's being served with a glass of salsa."}, {"start": 4541.26, "end": 4549.66, "text": " Mashed Lulo fruits with ice and plenty of lime. Yeah, that sounds better than rye bread dough"}, {"start": 4549.66, "end": 4562.9800000000005, "text": " stored in a wooden sourdough pot. Bulgogi versus cheese roll. I take either or yes please. I really"}, {"start": 4562.9800000000005, "end": 4566.9400000000005, "text": " like canack abroad. Don't get me wrong, but what is aburahados to platano maduro?"}, {"start": 4566.9400000000005, "end": 4575.64, "text": " right? Plantain sliced fried and stuffed with cheese. Sorry, sweet. And that's going to clear."}, {"start": 4575.64, "end": 4584.360000000001, "text": " Beijing cow dung? I mean, can I say something? I've never had my caucasity more validated than"}, {"start": 4584.360000000001, "end": 4589.56, "text": " when I saw the video of Ludwig eating peaking duck from one of the best peaking duck restaurants"}, {"start": 4589.56, "end": 4595.360000000001, "text": " and going like, it's all right, but it's a little greasy for me. We had it in Singapore twice,"}, {"start": 4595.36, "end": 4597.82, "text": " I think and both times I was like"}, {"start": 4598.66, "end": 4605.96, "text": " It's it's fine like I can eat it and be reasonably pleased to eat it, but I do find it really really greasy"}, {"start": 4607.4, "end": 4609.0, "text": " That's good though"}, {"start": 4609.0, "end": 4616.32, "text": " Well, you know for a couple pieces, but they're they're cutting up a whole duck for two people man like that's a that's a lot of meat"}, {"start": 4617.28, "end": 4621.839999999999, "text": " He did keep calling the crepes tortillas, but like I mean he was actually at the restaurant"}, {"start": 4621.84, "end": 4625.58, "text": " You were watching it from Ohio, so I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt on that one"}, {"start": 4627.42, "end": 4629.42, "text": " What is the bun though?"}, {"start": 4630.22, "end": 4637.32, "text": " So bun it's a doughnut. I'll take the Beijing cow on that one. That's fine. Just means that I'm more woke"}, {"start": 4638.0, "end": 4640.0, "text": " Because I chose the one that wasn't a donut"}, {"start": 4646.8, "end": 4648.8, "text": " It's that simple"}, {"start": 4648.8, "end": 4651.04, "text": " Did you play it out?"}, {"start": 4651.04, "end": 4653.92, "text": " I was a pallet people, please, are on that one."}, {"start": 4656.8, "end": 4659.16, "text": " We need to get more woke."}, {"start": 4659.16, "end": 4661.14, "text": " I'm not anti-woke, I'm pro-woke."}, {"start": 4661.14, "end": 4662.56, "text": " Let's start right there."}, {"start": 4662.56, "end": 4664.64, "text": " I was talking about it in the Discord today."}, {"start": 4664.64, "end": 4667.2, "text": " I always think about my ninth grade English teacher who was"}, {"start": 4667.2, "end": 4669.72, "text": " like proto-woke in 2002,"}, {"start": 4669.72, "end": 4673.56, "text": " and she railed on our whole English class because we were"}, {"start": 4673.56, "end": 4675.3, "text": " taught to use they,"}, {"start": 4675.3, "end": 4677.16, "text": " them when we didn't know the gender of"}, {"start": 4677.16, "end": 4682.04, "text": " the subject in the sentence. And then she was like, you do not use they, them."}, {"start": 4682.04, "end": 4687.24, "text": " According to the English style guide, when she pulled out like a fucking fat ass reference"}, {"start": 4687.24, "end": 4692.5199999999995, "text": " book, she was like, if you don't know the gender of the subject, the default to use"}, {"start": 4692.5199999999995, "end": 4699.599999999999, "text": " is he slash him. And I'm, I, I think about her all the time because she was woke back"}, {"start": 4699.599999999999, "end": 4705.68, "text": " in 2002. She wore like chunky ass turquoise necklaces and long art teacher style dresses"}, {"start": 4705.68, "end": 4710.18, "text": " with overalls okay but she didn't the society turned and now all of a sudden"}, {"start": 4710.18, "end": 4716.6, "text": " she looks evil she also taught us to use two spaces after a period but like you"}, {"start": 4716.6, "end": 4722.200000000001, "text": " know I mean she was born in like 1940 or something like that so"}, {"start": 4727.52, "end": 4733.64, "text": " what do you mean we don't use the Oxford space anymore man you know what's"}, {"start": 4733.64, "end": 4737.76, "text": " annoying is fuck it's trying to figure out where to put the punctuation when"}, {"start": 4737.76, "end": 4743.56, "text": " you're using quotation marks. The socks that like put the punctuation in the"}, {"start": 4743.56, "end": 4748.04, "text": " quotation mark close the quotation and then put another punctuation mark at the"}, {"start": 4748.04, "end": 4754.0, "text": " end like that that feels in elegant man. I love to do that my favorite type of"}, {"start": 4754.0, "end": 4758.96, "text": " sentence to write with like dialogue or a quote is like start the sentence"}, {"start": 4758.96, "end": 4768.4800000000005, "text": " with the quotes, end it with a comma, close the quotes, subject exclaimed, comma, reopen"}, {"start": 4768.4800000000005, "end": 4772.6, "text": " the quotation to finish the sentence with the rest of the quote."}, {"start": 4772.6, "end": 4776.56, "text": " Like a little blerump, like you have a little dip in the sentence and you come back up at"}, {"start": 4776.56, "end": 4777.56, "text": " the end."}, {"start": 4777.56, "end": 4782.32, "text": " It has a great rhythm to it, man."}, {"start": 4782.32, "end": 4789.32, "text": " Why are your fingers so curvy?"}, {"start": 4789.32, "end": 4792.32, "text": " You got a problem with this?"}, {"start": 4792.32, "end": 4796.32, "text": " Doesn't this look like this would fuck up a bongo, man?"}, {"start": 4796.32, "end": 4800.32, "text": " Doesn't this look like this would get a serious slap out of a fucking bongo?"}, {"start": 4800.32, "end": 4820.28, "text": " The Nome Kingdom and Bobo Land border, the Nome Kingdom and Bobo Land border, what"}, {"start": 4820.28, "end": 4822.28, "text": " matriarchal country"}, {"start": 4832.04, "end": 4835.16, "text": " matriarchal country"}, {"start": 4836.84, "end": 4838.84, "text": " am i crazy if i put like"}, {"start": 4840.5199999999995, "end": 4845.639999999999, "text": " What's some insane answers here because i don't know if this is real or it's like from a comic book"}, {"start": 4848.04, "end": 4850.04, "text": " I have i have no idea"}, {"start": 4850.28, "end": 4855.16, "text": " The practice of wearing tinted glasses in the Capitol was eventually discontinued in what"}, {"start": 4855.16, "end": 4860.84, "text": " nation contained in quaddling and winky country. Is my ass really going to write panum or something"}, {"start": 4860.84, "end": 4868.36, "text": " like that? Matriarchal country, the Gnome Kingdom and Bobo land wearing tinted glasses in the Capitol?"}, {"start": 4870.2, "end": 4876.84, "text": " Oh, it's fucking Oz, bro! After crashing her house in Munchkinland, Dorothy must travel to"}, {"start": 4876.84, "end": 4883.84, "text": " to the capital of what two-letter nation. That's fucking crazy. That's really hard, man."}, {"start": 4883.84, "end": 4890.6, "text": " It's named after Queen Osma. I actually haven't seen Wicked. I got to see the play, and then"}, {"start": 4890.6, "end": 4892.56, "text": " maybe the first movie."}, {"start": 4892.56, "end": 4901.76, "text": " AI researcher, Dag Clitlis, named what famous piece of software after a Norwegian co-worker?"}, {"start": 4901.76, "end": 4905.04, "text": " I mean, I guess that's cloud."}, {"start": 4905.04, "end": 4907.8, "text": " It's Siri."}, {"start": 4907.8, "end": 4908.76, "text": " Siri, there you go."}, {"start": 4913.24, "end": 4914.360000000001, "text": " I said what I said, Chad."}, {"start": 4914.360000000001, "end": 4915.280000000001, "text": " I said what I said."}, {"start": 4917.8, "end": 4921.280000000001, "text": " Clarence Oddbody is rewarded with the power of flight"}, {"start": 4921.280000000001, "end": 4923.12, "text": " for aiding the father of Zuzu."}, {"start": 4923.12, "end": 4925.04, "text": " In what 1946 film?"}, {"start": 4925.04, "end": 4934.6, "text": " Probably Uncle Boone Me who remembers past lives."}, {"start": 4934.6, "end": 4935.8, "text": " Bro I remember past lives."}, {"start": 4935.8, "end": 4937.24, "text": " You don't hear me making a movie about it."}, {"start": 4937.24, "end": 4939.32, "text": " I watched it like two years ago."}, {"start": 4939.32, "end": 4943.72, "text": " What Jimmy Stewart movie was once accused of being communist propaganda?"}, {"start": 4943.72, "end": 4947.28, "text": " It's a wonderful life."}, {"start": 4947.28, "end": 4954.24, "text": " How is it a communist propaganda when like doesn't it literally teach you how banking"}, {"start": 4954.24, "end": 4960.0, "text": " works the bank doesn't have your money bro the bank doesn't have your money they"}, {"start": 4960.0, "end": 4963.54, "text": " took it they don't have it anymore they gave it to some other motherfucker and you"}, {"start": 4963.54, "end": 4968.46, "text": " know it's crazy that that dude doesn't have it either that dude doesn't have it"}, {"start": 4968.46, "end": 4972.08, "text": " either man he gave it to another motherfucker and you know it's crazy is"}, {"start": 4972.08, "end": 4976.5, "text": " that some of it probably made its way back to you you know in a fraction of"}, {"start": 4976.5, "end": 4980.62, "text": " what you originally gave to them because it's all spread you know you got some"}, {"start": 4980.62, "end": 4984.5199999999995, "text": " Adams from like tyrannosaurus rex inside of your body right now"}, {"start": 4985.26, "end": 4991.5, "text": " You got some fuck you got some money that you deposited in your savings account circle like you know 1992"}, {"start": 4993.82, "end": 4997.7, "text": " Ain't nothing to take out man, it's all just items on a ledger"}, {"start": 4998.78, "end": 5000.78, "text": " touching on her Bronx"}, {"start": 5001.0199999999995, "end": 5008.46, "text": " Childhood and time at Yale my beloved world was a 2013 memoir hit for what legal eagle? I don't know maybe Sotomayor"}, {"start": 5010.62, "end": 5027.099999999999, "text": " The only species naturally occurring outside of the Americas, I don't think that."}, {"start": 5027.099999999999, "end": 5031.62, "text": " I think there's other species that are outside of the Americas, to be honest."}, {"start": 5031.62, "end": 5033.74, "text": " What about hippos and shit, bro?"}, {"start": 5033.74, "end": 5039.74, "text": " Rip-Solace-Basifera is also known as the mistletoe what?"}, {"start": 5039.74, "end": 5044.74, "text": " What do we got a lot of in North America that maybe they don't have elsewhere?"}, {"start": 5044.74, "end": 5046.74, "text": " Like in beavers and shit maybe."}, {"start": 5046.74, "end": 5051.74, "text": " Paiote or not, legend has it an eagle carrying a snake landed atop what plant?"}, {"start": 5051.74, "end": 5053.74, "text": " And that's where Mexico, maybe a cactus bro?"}, {"start": 5053.74, "end": 5056.74, "text": " That makes more sense."}, {"start": 5056.74, "end": 5058.74, "text": " Ten points."}, {"start": 5063.74, "end": 5071.42, "text": " Good flag is one of the best flags."}, {"start": 5071.42, "end": 5076.9, "text": " I'll be honest, North American standards,"}, {"start": 5077.0599999999995, "end": 5081.82, "text": " Canada, USA, and Mexico all got peak flags."}, {"start": 5081.82, "end": 5083.679999999999, "text": " I know it hurts to hear if you're from one of"}, {"start": 5083.679999999999, "end": 5086.78, "text": " the 48 European countries whose flag is"}, {"start": 5086.78, "end": 5089.86, "text": " just three different colors of stripes."}, {"start": 5089.86, "end": 5096.98, "text": " But like, we got some serious, our flag game is really strong."}, {"start": 5096.98, "end": 5099.46, "text": " Up here in Northern North America."}, {"start": 5099.46, "end": 5106.259999999999, "text": " Listen, I hate America as much as anybody else, okay, maybe even more."}, {"start": 5106.259999999999, "end": 5109.62, "text": " The only reason I feel comfortable even saying that is there's so many Americans here who"}, {"start": 5109.62, "end": 5111.46, "text": " are like, no, that's valid."}, {"start": 5111.46, "end": 5114.339999999999, "text": " But like, the flag and the anthem are really good."}, {"start": 5114.339999999999, "end": 5119.219999999999, "text": " I do find it to be virtue signaling when people say the US anthem is bad."}, {"start": 5119.22, "end": 5121.66, "text": " I think it like, oh, Canada is fine."}, {"start": 5121.66, "end": 5123.14, "text": " It's kind of, it's a little, you know,"}, {"start": 5123.14, "end": 5124.42, "text": " it kind of wafts over you."}, {"start": 5124.42, "end": 5126.740000000001, "text": " It spires a little bit of national pride now and then,"}, {"start": 5126.740000000001, "end": 5130.76, "text": " but like, they were cooking with the Star Spangled Banner, man."}, {"start": 5133.14, "end": 5135.66, "text": " They were absolutely cooking with that one."}, {"start": 5137.7, "end": 5140.58, "text": " Or the Ramparts type shit, oh, the fucking Rockets,"}, {"start": 5140.58, "end": 5145.46, "text": " red glare, the bombs burst, the syllabic element of it,"}, {"start": 5145.46, "end": 5147.02, "text": " the meter gets a little fucked up,"}, {"start": 5147.02, "end": 5150.02, "text": " The bombs bursting in air."}, {"start": 5159.02, "end": 5168.02, "text": " Are you being dead ass? I think O Canada is fine, but come on, can you really with a straight face look here and tell me that O Canada mods the Star Spangled Banner?"}, {"start": 5169.02, "end": 5176.02, "text": " They planted a couple feet in the ground to sing the Star Spangled Banner. I'll give them credit for that one."}, {"start": 5177.02, "end": 5181.18, "text": " Oh, Canada's far better your virtue signal. I'm sorry because you disagree with me"}, {"start": 5185.700000000001, "end": 5192.580000000001, "text": " Okay, it's final. I don't dislike. Oh Canada. I think oh Canada's it's a serviceable to good national anthem, but"}, {"start": 5195.620000000001, "end": 5197.46, "text": " Now the Mexican national anthem"}, {"start": 5197.46, "end": 5203.9800000000005, "text": " I don't know because I have to wait until they win a gold medal in ice hockey or curling to know what it sounds like"}, {"start": 5203.9800000000005, "end": 5209.42, "text": " So it's gonna be a it's gonna be a minute. I think I'm not saying they can't do it. I'm just saying they got a long"}, {"start": 5214.3, "end": 5219.34, "text": " I do like to be the bell center Le Sainte-Rabelle has been fucking rockin lately, man"}, {"start": 5219.34, "end": 5224.820000000001, "text": " I love when they sing the anthem in French. You know why cuz fuck you man. Why shouldn't they it's Quebec"}, {"start": 5225.42, "end": 5228.18, "text": " You're watching the fucking Montreal team play hockey"}, {"start": 5229.580000000001, "end": 5231.900000000001, "text": " Learn French or fucking tolerate it"}, {"start": 5231.900000000001, "end": 5239.660000000001, "text": " The end. I'm tolerating it. Do I know French? I watched Clio from 5 to 7 today. So I'd say,"}, {"start": 5239.660000000001, "end": 5248.06, "text": " mmm-mmm, petit peu. Sans trois type shit. Okay, oh animated movies the year they were released"}, {"start": 5248.06, "end": 5253.02, "text": " starting with the latest. Okay, starting with the latest. The oldest movie here is Toy Story 2,"}, {"start": 5253.02, "end": 5261.26, "text": " which came out in 1999. Shrek 2 came out in 2004. Incredibles 2 is After Finding Dory. Now,"}, {"start": 5261.26, "end": 5268.9400000000005, "text": " Here's where monsters university is pre-finding Dory the question is kung fu panda too. I have absolutely no idea. I'm gonna leave it right there"}, {"start": 5271.1, "end": 5273.1, "text": " We're playing the hits man"}, {"start": 5276.58, "end": 5278.58, "text": " It's that simple"}, {"start": 5279.860000000001, "end": 5281.860000000001, "text": " How many of these have you seen"}, {"start": 5283.860000000001, "end": 5285.860000000001, "text": " Four I've seen four of these"}, {"start": 5285.86, "end": 5294.86, "text": " Top three build actors of each. I couldn't tell you top three build for animated movies, but I could I could certainly tell you top build Craig T."}, {"start": 5294.86, "end": 5302.86, "text": " Nelson, Ellen DeGeneres, Billy Crystal, Jack Black, Mike Myers, Tom Hanks, it's that simple."}, {"start": 5302.86, "end": 5313.219999999999, "text": " John Goodman, bro, no shot Billy Crystal is not getting top billing in Monsters University."}, {"start": 5313.219999999999, "end": 5319.259999999999, "text": " I'm sorry, no shot, no shot Tom Hanks or no shot Billy Crystal is not getting top billing."}, {"start": 5319.259999999999, "end": 5329.0199999999995, "text": " It's Mike Wazowski, 1A, solely 1B."}, {"start": 5329.0199999999995, "end": 5330.86, "text": " You just staying on business for O Canada?"}, {"start": 5330.86, "end": 5335.0599999999995, "text": " Are you not clocking that I'm standing on business right now?"}, {"start": 5335.0599999999995, "end": 5348.0199999999995, "text": " Oh, thank you for mentioned, oh, it's easy not clocking to you that I'm standing on business"}, {"start": 5348.0199999999995, "end": 5349.0199999999995, "text": " right now."}, {"start": 5349.0199999999995, "end": 5353.62, "text": " Higher percentage of people who are Catholic, easiest question of all time, Montreal."}, {"start": 5353.62, "end": 5357.74, "text": " Higher population, Marrakesh Safi or Rangpur Bangladesh."}, {"start": 5357.74, "end": 5361.5199999999995, "text": " I mean, both got a lot of people, I'm assuming."}, {"start": 5361.5199999999995, "end": 5363.62, "text": " I do feel like Bangladesh, I mean,"}, {"start": 5363.62, "end": 5366.26, "text": " has an enormous population, but it might be one"}, {"start": 5366.26, "end": 5368.46, "text": " of those countries where it's like predominantly"}, {"start": 5368.46, "end": 5370.7, "text": " in a few cities."}, {"start": 5370.7, "end": 5373.66, "text": " But I mean, this is like kind of also the,"}, {"start": 5373.66, "end": 5375.3, "text": " well, I guess it's not the desert, man."}, {"start": 5375.3, "end": 5377.66, "text": " It's fucking Marrakesh still."}, {"start": 5377.66, "end": 5378.9, "text": " We go Bangladesh."}, {"start": 5380.0599999999995, "end": 5382.58, "text": " Higher percentage of people who work in repairs,"}, {"start": 5383.9, "end": 5386.62, "text": " just don't really have anything to base it on."}, {"start": 5386.62, "end": 5389.5, "text": " Less access to hospitals?"}, {"start": 5389.5, "end": 5391.78, "text": " I would have to imagine that profit motive"}, {"start": 5391.78, "end": 5393.58, "text": " would lead to a lot of healthcare facilities"}, {"start": 5393.58, "end": 5394.74, "text": " opening up in Florida,"}, {"start": 5394.74, "end": 5398.0199999999995, "text": " the oldest state on average outside of Arizona."}, {"start": 5398.0199999999995, "end": 5401.28, "text": " Higher percentage of households with at least one vehicle?"}, {"start": 5403.58, "end": 5406.2, "text": " Crazy fucking district, man."}, {"start": 5407.9, "end": 5410.0599999999995, "text": " I feel like it's still gotta be Louisville."}, {"start": 5410.0599999999995, "end": 5412.66, "text": " Just cause in Pittsburgh, like, I mean,"}, {"start": 5412.66, "end": 5415.62, "text": " gotta be able to get a 95% of households"}, {"start": 5415.62, "end": 5436.58, "text": " have at least one vehicle. 19 out of 20. That's crazy. How do you even say Pittsburgh with"}, {"start": 5436.58, "end": 5441.58, "text": " the Pittsburgh accent? That's the trick. You don't have to say it. You're already there."}, {"start": 5441.58, "end": 5455.1, "text": " 17th century French cardinals. Okay. But also French male nonfiction authors, foreign"}, {"start": 5455.1, "end": 5462.42, "text": " men. Are you Cardinal Richelieu, who I do not know? You're also an Alex. Are you Cardinal"}, {"start": 5462.42, "end": 5474.02, "text": " Rishaloo? Yeah sure man. Also I don't know who that is but I did get sick on it on a channel"}, {"start": 5474.02, "end": 5477.46, "text": " steamer named Cardinal Rishaloo so let's go with the other one. What the fuck were they"}, {"start": 5477.46, "end": 5485.66, "text": " saying in in Brief Encounter? They make a reference to Cardinal Rishaloo in Brief Encounter."}, {"start": 5485.66, "end": 5490.3, "text": " How do you know it? Because I watched a lean night bro two nights ago or two mornings"}, {"start": 5490.3, "end": 5495.900000000001, "text": " ago I watched a brief encounter David Lean they talk about Cardinal Richelieu"}, {"start": 5496.22, "end": 5503.74, "text": " free meals Punjabi cuisine seek practices I know this oh vegetarian dishes"}, {"start": 5503.74, "end": 5510.18, "text": " of India free meals Punjabi words and phrases seek practices I know this is"}, {"start": 5510.18, "end": 5513.18, "text": " Is it, is it like,"}, {"start": 5513.18, "end": 5518.18, "text": " Skip me. Longar."}, {"start": 5518.18, "end": 5521.18, "text": " That's what I thought it was."}, {"start": 5521.18, "end": 5524.18, "text": " I don't know longar."}, {"start": 5528.18, "end": 5531.18, "text": " Guaduara is the temple."}, {"start": 5531.18, "end": 5534.18, "text": " I gotta get up on my Sikh practices, man."}, {"start": 5534.18, "end": 5538.18, "text": " 1871 British novels adapted into television shows"}, {"start": 5538.18, "end": 5543.46, "text": " shows that are cultural depictions of William IV fictional populated places in England,"}, {"start": 5549.780000000001, "end": 5552.900000000001, "text": " Darbyshire, Bounten Abbey,"}, {"start": 5552.900000000001, "end": 5564.740000000001, "text": " 1871 British novels. What's the Brideshead? Brideshead?"}, {"start": 5564.740000000001, "end": 5569.620000000001, "text": " It'll March. Okay, I had no chance. I don't know what that is."}, {"start": 5569.620000000001, "end": 5577.34, "text": " 1848 introductions. Amateur Radio American invention. Scoutcraft. Ham radio? Morse code."}, {"start": 5577.34, "end": 5580.34, "text": " That makes way more sense. Guys, I'm getting my ass beat."}, {"start": 5580.34, "end": 5585.14, "text": " 20th century African-American painters born in 60 died in 88."}, {"start": 5586.34, "end": 5586.9800000000005, "text": " Basquiat."}, {"start": 5589.62, "end": 5593.62, "text": " 20th century African-American sportsmen in the 3030 club."}, {"start": 5594.42, "end": 5600.74, "text": " Their baseball coaches left fielders with retired numbers there."}, {"start": 5600.74, "end": 5601.38, "text": " Wait, okay."}, {"start": 5601.38, "end": 5601.860000000001, "text": " Hang on."}, {"start": 5602.900000000001, "end": 5605.46, "text": " 1964, so you're 62 years old."}, {"start": 5606.66, "end": 5608.18, "text": " You played for the pirates."}, {"start": 5608.18, "end": 5613.18, "text": " National League, wait are you, why in Islanders players?"}, {"start": 5616.3, "end": 5621.3, "text": " A National League All Star, it's Barry Bonds bro."}, {"start": 5622.38, "end": 5625.400000000001, "text": " San Francisco Giants players, won the gold glove,"}, {"start": 5625.400000000001, "end": 5629.18, "text": " American sports people in doping cases, yeah okay."}, {"start": 5629.18, "end": 5630.26, "text": " Barry Bonds."}, {"start": 5631.58, "end": 5634.1, "text": " Are you not calling me that I'm standing on business?"}, {"start": 5634.1, "end": 5636.06, "text": " I lost all respect for Barry Bonds,"}, {"start": 5636.06, "end": 5636.9400000000005, "text": " not for the drug stuff,"}, {"start": 5636.9400000000005, "end": 5639.1, "text": " but when I found out he sleeps 12 hours a night."}, {"start": 5639.1, "end": 5641.38, "text": " Literally none of us know what we're capable of"}, {"start": 5641.38, "end": 5643.14, "text": " if we just slept 12 hours a night."}, {"start": 5645.4400000000005, "end": 5647.34, "text": " It's not, it's literally not fair."}, {"start": 5648.3, "end": 5650.14, "text": " I thought it was an apples to apples comparison."}, {"start": 5650.14, "end": 5651.500000000001, "text": " I thought we were comparing ourselves"}, {"start": 5651.500000000001, "end": 5654.26, "text": " to somebody who sleeps six to nine hours a night,"}, {"start": 5654.26, "end": 5656.06, "text": " but no, he sleeps 12 hours a night."}, {"start": 5659.1, "end": 5663.02, "text": " Wait, 2000 Hong Kong films set in Shanghai and Singapore?"}, {"start": 5663.02, "end": 5665.06, "text": " Bro, that's in the mood for love."}, {"start": 5666.9400000000005, "end": 5675.700000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's a hundred percent in the mood for it couldn't be anything else a key of faith"}, {"start": 5675.700000000001, "end": 5683.56, "text": " shiota tokyo electronics districts otaku that's akihabara come on bro you know who you're"}, {"start": 5683.56, "end": 5691.540000000001, "text": " talking to right now you know who you're talking to right now 20th century french"}, {"start": 5691.54, "end": 5698.18, "text": " male artists. 20th century French painters who are Russian, who are ballet designers."}, {"start": 5702.5, "end": 5706.26, "text": " You have absolutely no idea. I don't know Mark Chagall. Sorry to say."}, {"start": 5707.14, "end": 5712.82, "text": " Beer in the Czech Republic? This pills in her, bro. You don't even need to read the rest. You"}, {"start": 5712.82, "end": 5720.0199999999995, "text": " don't even need to read the rest. Scored six. I was gonna say, can I say I thought today's"}, {"start": 5720.02, "end": 5724.02, "text": " was kind of tough. So I felt like by getting six we were crushing it today."}, {"start": 5725.700000000001, "end": 5727.540000000001, "text": " That's a great part of the tale to be in."}, {"start": 5732.900000000001, "end": 5738.26, "text": " Bonds on base percentage is crazy. Well it was fucking like all he did was hit home runs and walk,"}, {"start": 5738.26, "end": 5745.9800000000005, "text": " Fuck man."}, {"start": 5745.9800000000005, "end": 5747.780000000001, "text": " And sleep, yeah that's right."}, {"start": 5747.780000000001, "end": 5752.66, "text": " Oh I go, sub me out coach, sub me out, I gotta go home and get my 14 hours."}, {"start": 5752.66, "end": 5760.860000000001, "text": " Fuck off man."}, {"start": 5760.860000000001, "end": 5764.18, "text": " 123 degree angle."}, {"start": 5764.18, "end": 5766.58, "text": " 110."}, {"start": 5766.58, "end": 5784.74, "text": " 117 119 I thought I had one more guess they need a dark theme silence Gen Z your eyes will"}, {"start": 5784.74, "end": 5799.139999999999, "text": " literally be fine. They literally have one anyway. Yeah, there you go. See, owned. No,"}, {"start": 5799.139999999999, "end": 5802.5, "text": " please, I need dark mode. You literally the first thing you look at when you wake up is"}, {"start": 5802.5, "end": 5806.94, "text": " your phone. The brightest object has ever been invented by mankind. So I apologize"}, {"start": 5806.9400000000005, "end": 5810.540000000001, "text": " if I find it a little bit disingenuous, okay?"}, {"start": 5810.540000000001, "end": 5812.700000000001, "text": " I find it a little bit disingenuous."}, {"start": 5820.9800000000005, "end": 5822.18, "text": " What a beautiful lie."}, {"start": 5824.620000000001, "end": 5825.860000000001, "text": " Gui Berato mentioned."}, {"start": 5827.34, "end": 5828.18, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5831.740000000001, "end": 5833.18, "text": " Bro, it's 8 p.m. here."}, {"start": 5835.26, "end": 5836.460000000001, "text": " You live in Tom Pear?"}, {"start": 5836.9400000000005, "end": 5859.500000000001, "text": " You living in Malmo? Motherfucker, you can live at the Malm. It counts. Is Rotville in"}, {"start": 5859.500000000001, "end": 5865.9400000000005, "text": " the rotation? I don't know what Rotville is, but it sounds awesome. Because to me it kind"}, {"start": 5865.9400000000005, "end": 5873.700000000001, "text": " kind of sounds like you look at like a piece of moldy food and guess how many days it's"}, {"start": 5873.700000000001, "end": 5880.860000000001, "text": " been sitting out on the counter."}, {"start": 5880.860000000001, "end": 5888.14, "text": " Is that what it is?"}, {"start": 5888.14, "end": 5889.900000000001, "text": " Why does he have jaundice right now?"}, {"start": 5889.900000000001, "end": 5892.02, "text": " Sometimes my lighting gets all screwed up from the camera."}, {"start": 5892.02, "end": 5895.860000000001, "text": " I assure you, I actually look pretty alive right now."}, {"start": 5897.4800000000005, "end": 5898.860000000001, "text": " I got some sun on the weekend,"}, {"start": 5898.860000000001, "end": 5903.860000000001, "text": " so I got a little color in my cheeks, believe it or not."}, {"start": 5905.620000000001, "end": 5908.120000000001, "text": " I'm telling you, tip color, normal,"}, {"start": 5908.120000000001, "end": 5909.6, "text": " but I can't tell you what normal is"}, {"start": 5909.6, "end": 5911.400000000001, "text": " because everyone goes, it's not purple."}, {"start": 5911.400000000001, "end": 5914.26, "text": " Bro, I don't know what to tell you, it's a little purple."}, {"start": 5914.26, "end": 5917.76, "text": " I didn't fucking invent it, so don't take it up with me."}, {"start": 5918.9400000000005, "end": 5920.9800000000005, "text": " Can we, I know, I asked this like once a year,"}, {"start": 5920.9800000000005, "end": 5922.34, "text": " Can we be honest?"}, {"start": 5922.34, "end": 5923.500000000001, "text": " It's a little purple."}, {"start": 5923.500000000001, "end": 5926.14, "text": " Not everybody's, I'm sure, but it's a little purple."}, {"start": 5931.3, "end": 5933.18, "text": " Yeah, undertones."}, {"start": 5933.18, "end": 5939.580000000001, "text": " It's mostly like the color of a number two pencil eraser,"}, {"start": 5939.580000000001, "end": 5941.580000000001, "text": " I guess, but there's a little purple in it."}, {"start": 5944.22, "end": 5946.700000000001, "text": " Because of you, I'm insecure about my penis."}, {"start": 5946.700000000001, "end": 5949.06, "text": " I wouldn't really."}, {"start": 5949.06, "end": 5952.6, "text": " I mean, that seems invalid to me."}, {"start": 5952.6, "end": 5954.96, "text": " I shouldn't really be making anybody feel insecure"}, {"start": 5954.96, "end": 5956.400000000001, "text": " about their own penis."}, {"start": 5959.72, "end": 5962.22, "text": " Ain't working with anything too spectacular here."}, {"start": 5964.46, "end": 5966.26, "text": " Been a while since we've done this."}, {"start": 5971.64, "end": 5974.02, "text": " Stretch opposite spring taught to avoid"}, {"start": 5974.02, "end": 5976.3, "text": " starter humming on and off."}, {"start": 5979.06, "end": 5987.46, "text": " I want to say it's summer. Opposite spring. Can I hit you with something? How about winter?"}, {"start": 5990.9800000000005, "end": 5998.900000000001, "text": " Sorry y'all, new keyboard. Stretch opposite spring taut to avoid starter humming on and off."}, {"start": 5998.900000000001, "end": 6012.900000000001, "text": " The clues indicators are to avoid starter and on and off."}, {"start": 6012.900000000001, "end": 6014.900000000001, "text": " Two of these are selection indicators."}, {"start": 6014.900000000001, "end": 6020.900000000001, "text": " One directs us to take every second letter and the other points us to the first letter of a word."}, {"start": 6020.900000000001, "end": 6024.900000000001, "text": " Our third indicator is a deletion indicator."}, {"start": 6024.900000000001, "end": 6038.02, "text": " Can somebody just tell me the answer? I just don't... I really... I prefer... No disrespect to"}, {"start": 6038.02, "end": 6045.9400000000005, "text": " Corey, you might be a wizard. I kind of get lost on the... on the cryptic, the minute cryptic when"}, {"start": 6045.9400000000005, "end": 6052.1, "text": " the sentence doesn't make sense. Like when I have to spend all of my brain power just to"}, {"start": 6052.1, "end": 6057.26, "text": " parse what the actual meaning of the sentence is. Stretch opposite spring taught to avoid"}, {"start": 6057.26, "end": 6061.64, "text": " starter humming on and off. Like this one to me seems like the words were placed there"}, {"start": 6061.64, "end": 6075.06, "text": " with an air of artifice and I find it disrespectful. No disrespect, Corey, no disrespect."}, {"start": 6075.06, "end": 6078.3, "text": " This took me two seconds after checking the indicators. Okay, bro, you got it after you"}, {"start": 6078.3, "end": 6084.58, "text": " cheated. Congratulations. You're smarter than me."}, {"start": 6084.58, "end": 6098.7, "text": " Cut the shape perfectly in half. Excuse me. I haven't done anything yet. I just right"}, {"start": 6098.7, "end": 6100.7, "text": " Clicked my accident while looking"}, {"start": 6109.98, "end": 6116.28, "text": " Way off way off way off way off. Okay, fuck you you don't know how to divide shit in half"}, {"start": 6117.22, "end": 6120.36, "text": " Booba or Kiki this a part of it was booba part of it is Kiki"}, {"start": 6120.360000000001, "end": 6127.360000000001, "text": " They say, way off, man."}, {"start": 6127.360000000001, "end": 6129.920000000001, "text": " Dr. Orville, don't bum me out today."}, {"start": 6129.920000000001, "end": 6133.72, "text": " Yeah, nobody cares about 55-year-old men, so this one should be fine, even if he's got"}, {"start": 6133.72, "end": 6136.960000000001, "text": " like, you know, the black plague or whatever."}, {"start": 6136.960000000001, "end": 6142.56, "text": " 55-year-old men, prevents with several months of chronic diarrhea, cough, and unintentional"}, {"start": 6142.56, "end": 6143.56, "text": " weight loss."}, {"start": 6143.56, "end": 6146.52, "text": " Salmonella typhi."}, {"start": 6146.52, "end": 6153.040000000001, "text": " He reports occasional abdominal pain and worsening arthralgeas."}, {"start": 6153.040000000001, "end": 6161.0, "text": " I'm going to say campylobacter, campylobacteriosis."}, {"start": 6161.0, "end": 6165.200000000001, "text": " Physical exam reveals hyperpigmentation of the skin"}, {"start": 6165.200000000001, "end": 6167.040000000001, "text": " and mild abdominal tenderness."}, {"start": 6167.040000000001, "end": 6168.6, "text": " I got horrible news for you, bro."}, {"start": 6168.6, "end": 6170.160000000001, "text": " You have cirrhosis of the liver."}, {"start": 6170.160000000001, "end": 6172.92, "text": " You have liver failure, man."}, {"start": 6172.92, "end": 6174.88, "text": " You got Chinese liver fluke."}, {"start": 6174.88, "end": 6178.32, "text": " You have a pyogenic liver abscess, man."}, {"start": 6179.6, "end": 6183.92, "text": " Laboratories studies show iron deficiency anemia"}, {"start": 6183.92, "end": 6187.68, "text": " and hypoalbuminemia."}, {"start": 6187.68, "end": 6189.72, "text": " Shout out to all the doctors out there."}, {"start": 6193.56, "end": 6196.56, "text": " I think you got alcoholic cirrhosis, man."}, {"start": 6196.56, "end": 6199.36, "text": " Neurologic findings include rhythmic eye oscillations"}, {"start": 6199.36, "end": 6201.0, "text": " with synchronized jaw contractions,"}, {"start": 6201.0, "end": 6209.84, "text": " characteristic of oculomasticatory myorhythmia. You got coronary heart failure, man. Small bowel"}, {"start": 6209.84, "end": 6215.68, "text": " biopsy demonstrates foamy macrophages in the lamina praporia that are PAS positive and diastase"}, {"start": 6215.68, "end": 6226.56, "text": " resistant. You literally have, like, you got Giardia lembria, Whipple disease. Can"}, {"start": 6226.56, "end": 6227.56, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 6227.56, "end": 6233.240000000001, "text": " He got some kind of gastrointestinal infection."}, {"start": 6233.240000000001, "end": 6234.240000000001, "text": " Who cares?"}, {"start": 6234.240000000001, "end": 6235.240000000001, "text": " This guy's toast."}, {"start": 6235.240000000001, "end": 6239.280000000001, "text": " Literally, what's crazy is that if you're a 55-year-old man, your doctor will look at"}, {"start": 6239.280000000001, "end": 6243.52, "text": " this and go, uh, yeah, you got Whipple disease."}, {"start": 6243.52, "end": 6246.160000000001, "text": " Go home, get some sleep."}, {"start": 6246.160000000001, "end": 6247.76, "text": " Go home, get some..."}, {"start": 6247.76, "end": 6251.360000000001, "text": " Make sure you drink a lot of water."}, {"start": 6251.360000000001, "end": 6259.8, "text": " sure you drink a lot of water. You know you're fucked when they bust out the"}, {"start": 6259.8, "end": 6267.920000000001, "text": " Kirkland signature bottle of Abel Profan. This is what women experience at all"}, {"start": 6267.920000000001, "end": 6271.240000000001, "text": " times regardless of their age? I guess that we should all be satisfied with our"}, {"start": 6271.240000000001, "end": 6275.080000000001, "text": " standard of care then. Shout out to all the doctors in the chat. You guys, I"}, {"start": 6275.080000000001, "end": 6279.920000000001, "text": " wasn't talking about you, I was talking about other doctors. Talking about other"}, {"start": 6279.92, "end": 6296.04, "text": " other doctors, not you. They will do critical. You think VGH would have offered you made?"}, {"start": 6296.04, "end": 6302.2, "text": " I don't think VGH would have. I also, if I may, first off, I'm not necessarily anti-made,"}, {"start": 6302.2, "end": 6306.32, "text": " but I definitely just needed some antibiotics. I don't think my doctor is one of the doctors"}, {"start": 6306.32, "end": 6311.28, "text": " that would have offered made. Because then I would have had to have actually seen them"}, {"start": 6311.28, "end": 6318.44, "text": " for an examination, I think. Instead, basically they were like, you're dying? Come back in"}, {"start": 6318.44, "end": 6327.08, "text": " six weeks. Recently brought back, does anyone give a fuck about me? Does anyone care if"}, {"start": 6327.08, "end": 6332.0, "text": " I live or die amongst the buds? And it's going very hard. Completely like fucking"}, {"start": 6332.0, "end": 6336.62, "text": " up a bit and then saying does anyone care if I live or die actually goes crazy. It's"}, {"start": 6336.62, "end": 6342.74, "text": " literally like when you get hit in Super Smash Bros. but you press the button right when you"}, {"start": 6342.74, "end": 6347.92, "text": " land so your character gets right back up. You tech the fall. It almost like it turns"}, {"start": 6347.92, "end": 6354.42, "text": " the negative of the bit into a positive. This is just how Southern people act. Deliverance."}, {"start": 6354.42, "end": 6359.86, "text": " 1972. How bad do you think the characters in this smell?"}, {"start": 6364.34, "end": 6368.42, "text": " This is just how Southern people act. How bad do you think the characters in this smell?"}, {"start": 6368.42, "end": 6374.82, "text": " Oh, actor, not the livestock. Don't ask me to explain, but over the garden wall vibes."}, {"start": 6375.62, "end": 6381.14, "text": " Man, I hate- Oh, oh brother, where art thou? Yes!"}, {"start": 6381.14, "end": 6384.14, "text": " Yes! Huge."}, {"start": 6390.14, "end": 6393.14, "text": " Great movie. I saw it in 2000. I haven't seen it since, man."}, {"start": 6397.14, "end": 6399.14, "text": " Put that on the watch list."}, {"start": 6401.14, "end": 6407.14, "text": " Let me get a slash marker. By the way, in 13 minutes we're doing a sponsored segment with Bear, Mouth, and Apollo."}, {"start": 6407.14, "end": 6409.14, "text": " We're playing a game called Far Far West."}, {"start": 6409.14, "end": 6419.9400000000005, "text": " It's a cooperative multiplayer PDE shooter."}, {"start": 6419.9400000000005, "end": 6426.700000000001, "text": " Game is so fun, I can't tell you how glad I am to hear that."}, {"start": 6426.700000000001, "end": 6431.9800000000005, "text": " The first bandel."}, {"start": 6431.9800000000005, "end": 6456.820000000001, "text": " 2008 with a billion views, some black eyed peas shit, bandages by the hot hot heat, but"}, {"start": 6456.82, "end": 6458.36, "text": " That's really..."}, {"start": 6458.36, "end": 6463.9, "text": " Oh, this is Viva Levita by Coldplay."}, {"start": 6463.9, "end": 6464.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6464.9, "end": 6467.98, "text": " I think your friends can beat that."}, {"start": 6467.98, "end": 6470.219999999999, "text": " I'm not clicking that share button."}, {"start": 6470.219999999999, "end": 6471.58, "text": " Live life in Spanish."}, {"start": 6471.58, "end": 6474.98, "text": " Live in Levita Loka?"}, {"start": 6474.98, "end": 6482.5, "text": " Yeah, I don't really give a fuck to be honest with you."}, {"start": 6482.5, "end": 6484.259999999999, "text": " I don't really care."}, {"start": 6484.26, "end": 6487.46, "text": " Um, well, anyway, I'm gonna go pee. I'll be right back."}, {"start": 6489.46, "end": 6490.26, "text": " See you in a second."}, {"start": 6514.26, "end": 6516.320000000001, "text": " you"}, {"start": 6544.26, "end": 6570.400000000001, "text": " Can I say something? One of the best pisses of the day is the piss right after you've"}, {"start": 6570.400000000001, "end": 6574.64, "text": " had your cup of coffee when your piss smells a little bit like coffee."}, {"start": 6574.64, "end": 6576.920000000001, "text": " And I already hear you going, oh, that's disgusting."}, {"start": 6576.920000000001, "end": 6580.64, "text": " How is it disgusting to talk about something smelling good?"}, {"start": 6580.64, "end": 6583.240000000001, "text": " It literally smells better than regular piss."}, {"start": 6583.240000000001, "end": 6586.6, "text": " So it's not disgusting."}, {"start": 6586.6, "end": 6589.160000000001, "text": " I steelman you."}, {"start": 6589.160000000001, "end": 6593.84, "text": " Did you sit or stand?"}, {"start": 6593.84, "end": 6594.960000000001, "text": " I'm going to be dead ass with you."}, {"start": 6594.960000000001, "end": 6598.040000000001, "text": " I stood, but I have been making more of an effort since yesterday's stream to sit"}, {"start": 6598.04, "end": 6602.44, "text": " when I pee. But I slipped into muscle memory when I took my bathroom break just now. But"}, {"start": 6602.44, "end": 6607.56, "text": " thank you for clocking to me that I'm standing on business right now. I appreciate that. I'm"}, {"start": 6607.56, "end": 6612.68, "text": " trying to make it a habit, but if I may, I have been pissing standing up for like 37"}, {"start": 6612.68, "end": 6626.48, "text": " years or some shit like that, so it's going to take a little bit to break the habit."}, {"start": 6626.4800000000005, "end": 6633.56, "text": " pivot, wife asked me to. I did the classic husband thing, which is put up a little bit"}, {"start": 6633.56, "end": 6639.88, "text": " of a fight to satisfy my own pride and then go, you know what, I'll make an effort for"}, {"start": 6639.88, "end": 6644.400000000001, "text": " this. That's, can I give it, that's a, if you're, if you're a younger guy right now,"}, {"start": 6644.400000000001, "end": 6647.64, "text": " this, and I'm not trying to do my own horn because I'm, you know, I'm not a perfect"}, {"start": 6647.64, "end": 6652.88, "text": " individual. But that's, I think of an aspirational model of modern masculinity. You got to"}, {"start": 6652.88, "end": 6657.38, "text": " put up a you can't just be like okay okay fine you're right about everything I'm"}, {"start": 6657.38, "end": 6664.34, "text": " wrong about everything you have to put up a little fight and then acquiesce that's"}, {"start": 6664.34, "end": 6668.3, "text": " though that's the proper way to handle it you got to show you got a little bit"}, {"start": 6668.3, "end": 6672.9800000000005, "text": " of a spine but then also relent"}, {"start": 6672.9800000000005, "end": 6682.9800000000005, "text": " Always Relent?"}, {"start": 6682.9800000000005, "end": 6690.740000000001, "text": " Well, it depends on the battle, I suppose."}, {"start": 6690.740000000001, "end": 6695.56, "text": " Once we fix the sitting and standing, the pee dilemma, I literally just have one more"}, {"start": 6695.56, "end": 6700.18, "text": " hanging chad, which is that according to my wife, I fold t-shirts wrong."}, {"start": 6700.18, "end": 6704.200000000001, "text": " And I'm doing it with her method now, but it's still taking a while to become second nature"}, {"start": 6704.200000000001, "end": 6706.26, "text": " to me."}, {"start": 6706.26, "end": 6713.3, "text": " I have always been, hold the t-shirt out by the shoulders, fold the two sleeves backwards,"}, {"start": 6713.3, "end": 6718.42, "text": " then fold it in half across the prime meridian, and then fold it in half twice the other"}, {"start": 6718.42, "end": 6719.62, "text": " direction."}, {"start": 6719.62, "end": 6724.860000000001, "text": " She is folded in half across the prime meridian, then fold the sleeves back and fold it"}, {"start": 6724.860000000001, "end": 6738.660000000001, "text": " twice."}, {"start": 6738.660000000001, "end": 6739.660000000001, "text": " You fold it into thirds?"}, {"start": 6739.660000000001, "end": 6743.76, "text": " Well, yeah, if you're folding for like, you know, the show off a logo on the front"}, {"start": 6743.76, "end": 6745.16, "text": " in the closet or whatever."}, {"start": 6761.84, "end": 6764.96, "text": " I will say I had 10 minutes of free time on Sunday."}, {"start": 6764.96, "end": 6769.400000000001, "text": " I haven't donated it yet,"}, {"start": 6769.400000000001, "end": 6772.16, "text": " but I filled up a reusable tote"}, {"start": 6772.16, "end": 6775.8, "text": " with like 20 shirts that I don't want anymore"}, {"start": 6775.8, "end": 6780.099999999999, "text": " so that my drawer can fit clothes that I actually wear."}, {"start": 6780.099999999999, "end": 6781.32, "text": " It's always awesome."}, {"start": 6781.32, "end": 6782.32, "text": " You should literally do it"}, {"start": 6782.32, "end": 6784.36, "text": " as soon as you get home from work tonight."}, {"start": 6785.48, "end": 6788.12, "text": " Any shirt you have not worn in a year,"}, {"start": 6788.12, "end": 6790.8, "text": " not to steal Marie Kondo's whole bit,"}, {"start": 6790.8, "end": 6792.5599999999995, "text": " you're not gonna fucking miss it, man."}, {"start": 6792.5599999999995, "end": 6793.8, "text": " You're not gonna miss it."}, {"start": 6794.96, "end": 6799.96, "text": " If you literally, for less than 0.3% of the year,"}, {"start": 6799.96, "end": 6804.66, "text": " year you're you're wearing this come on man there are a lot of twitch shirts in"}, {"start": 6804.66, "end": 6808.74, "text": " there but I also have recently maybe like last year in the year before I"}, {"start": 6808.74, "end": 6812.82, "text": " donated a shitload of twitch merch man"}, {"start": 6813.14, "end": 6819.3, "text": " can't do it tonight gotta get my 12 hours fair enough fair enough show hey"}, {"start": 6819.3, "end": 6830.46, "text": " All my shirts are plain black tees"}, {"start": 6830.46, "end": 6836.38, "text": " Dude, you know how much it fucks with me that like the color that looks best on me is actually black"}, {"start": 6836.38, "end": 6844.5, "text": " It's taken me so long to accept it because of the Ricky Gervais stink, but it's fucking it makes it makes me pop"}, {"start": 6844.5, "end": 6848.820000000001, "text": " I don't know what to say man Ricky Gervais kind of fucked me on that one not to measure"}, {"start": 6848.82, "end": 6850.82, "text": " I'm an atheist, too."}, {"start": 6856.94, "end": 6861.0199999999995, "text": " Let me tell the fellas I'm on a route. Let me tell the fellas I'm on a route."}, {"start": 6869.7, "end": 6871.7, "text": " I'm ready players."}, {"start": 6873.78, "end": 6875.78, "text": " I'm the last one."}, {"start": 6875.78, "end": 6881.0599999999995, "text": " Okay, yeah, you're ready my guy. I'm ready. I'm literally five minutes early."}, {"start": 6881.0599999999995, "end": 6886.9, "text": " Oh, you are. Yeah, that's very fair. I gotta pee, so. You were so excited. You were like,"}, {"start": 6886.9, "end": 6890.0199999999995, "text": " oh, I'm here first. I'm here for all. They're all free and just waiting for me."}, {"start": 6890.0199999999995, "end": 6895.0599999999995, "text": " Well, I was kind of crashing out because I said one of the best peas of the day is the"}, {"start": 6895.0599999999995, "end": 6898.099999999999, "text": " pee rate after you have your cup of coffee when your pee kind of smells like coffee."}, {"start": 6898.099999999999, "end": 6902.34, "text": " And everyone said that's disgusting. And then I said, how is it disgusting to talk about"}, {"start": 6902.34, "end": 6906.26, "text": " something smelling better than usual. And then I kind of gagged them a little bit."}, {"start": 6909.54, "end": 6911.06, "text": " It's just any pee talk, right?"}, {"start": 6911.7, "end": 6915.46, "text": " Well, versus talking about drinking it. So like, it doesn't make any sense."}, {"start": 6916.42, "end": 6917.78, "text": " Well, that's that's sanitary."}, {"start": 6918.66, "end": 6920.5, "text": " Brian, you want to show you check that video out, Link?"}, {"start": 6920.5, "end": 6921.9400000000005, "text": " You don't have to. Wait, wait, wait, let me see."}, {"start": 6923.3, "end": 6925.14, "text": " Is this the video of the tornado touching down?"}, {"start": 6926.34, "end": 6929.7, "text": " Oh, it going up, actually, but pretend to pretend to say,"}, {"start": 6929.7, "end": 6931.7, "text": " Yeah, play it backwards."}, {"start": 6931.7, "end": 6933.7, "text": " Play it backwards."}, {"start": 6933.7, "end": 6937.7, "text": " The clip of you saying we got it is so good."}, {"start": 6937.7, "end": 6940.7, "text": " Dude, that's some real hype."}, {"start": 6940.7, "end": 6947.7, "text": " I'm so sad the stream cut out when we were driving to this"}, {"start": 6947.7, "end": 6949.7, "text": " because it was genuinely..."}, {"start": 6949.7, "end": 6953.7, "text": " I learned what it was like to spear for my life."}, {"start": 6953.7, "end": 6954.7, "text": " I learned."}, {"start": 6954.7, "end": 6956.7, "text": " Oh, look at that thing."}, {"start": 6956.7, "end": 6959.7, "text": " We got to stay out ahead of it though, so keep your film."}, {"start": 6959.7, "end": 6960.7, "text": " OK, we're good."}, {"start": 6960.7, "end": 6962.7, "text": " It's lifting a little bit."}, {"start": 6962.7, "end": 6966.7, "text": " You know what's so sad is we thought the tornado was coming right to us in this footage,"}, {"start": 6966.7, "end": 6969.7, "text": " because it originally was, but it changed direction."}, {"start": 6969.7, "end": 6971.7, "text": " So we were actually OK where we were."}, {"start": 6971.7, "end": 6974.7, "text": " The second we leave right here and jump into the car."}, {"start": 6974.7, "end": 6975.7, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 6975.7, "end": 6977.7, "text": " The twin tornadoes dropped, and we missed them."}, {"start": 6977.7, "end": 6980.7, "text": " I saw that on chivalry stream."}, {"start": 6980.7, "end": 6983.7, "text": " Yeah, we were like, OK, let's reposition because we're not safe here."}, {"start": 6983.7, "end": 6987.54, "text": " here we get in the car the twins drop down for like 20 seconds and then we turn"}, {"start": 6987.54, "end": 6991.74, "text": " around they're already up by then we didn't even know they were there and"}, {"start": 6991.74, "end": 6998.26, "text": " and yes we that we are this is the official Shiddler tornado it's the"}, {"start": 6998.26, "end": 7007.9, "text": " town of Shiddler Oklahoma honestly Shiddler searches are way up way up dude"}, {"start": 7007.900000000001, "end": 7016.500000000001, "text": " I'm attempting to put the squad together. I'm not sure how."}, {"start": 7016.500000000001, "end": 7017.500000000001, "text": " Oh, right."}, {"start": 7017.500000000001, "end": 7019.700000000001, "text": " I'll be there. I'm getting my title."}, {"start": 7019.700000000001, "end": 7021.700000000001, "text": " Oh, I figured it out."}, {"start": 7021.700000000001, "end": 7024.1, "text": " Yeah, I'm getting set up."}, {"start": 7024.1, "end": 7025.700000000001, "text": " I have a ton of people playing."}, {"start": 7025.700000000001, "end": 7026.700000000001, "text": " At?"}, {"start": 7026.700000000001, "end": 7027.700000000001, "text": " Damn it."}, {"start": 7027.700000000001, "end": 7028.700000000001, "text": " Far, far west."}, {"start": 7028.700000000001, "end": 7032.700000000001, "text": " And then you need the hatch."}, {"start": 7032.700000000001, "end": 7037.500000000001, "text": " If y'all are appearing offline, you may have to appear online because I can't see"}, {"start": 7037.5, "end": 7042.5, "text": " You can see that the game is on Tuesday, when Steam shutters go down for minutes."}, {"start": 7042.5, "end": 7045.5, "text": " It's 1pm and it's 1pm."}, {"start": 7045.5, "end": 7047.5, "text": " Valve's not awake yet."}, {"start": 7047.5, "end": 7049.5, "text": " They start working at 4pm."}, {"start": 7054.5, "end": 7058.5, "text": " For all of Valve's aversion to 3, they do their updates at 3 Pacific on Tuesdays."}, {"start": 7058.5, "end": 7059.5, "text": " What the heck?"}, {"start": 7059.5, "end": 7061.5, "text": " No man, they think they're the bizarre."}, {"start": 7061.5, "end": 7064.5, "text": " I don't see you online, Bear Teffy."}, {"start": 7064.5, "end": 7066.5, "text": " That's because I am appearing offline, and I need to fix that."}, {"start": 7066.5, "end": 7069.54, "text": " fix that. I am online now, my bad."}, {"start": 7081.7, "end": 7088.02, "text": " Malfi. My name is, huh, still. Oh, there you are. I have not received the name bite,"}, {"start": 7088.02, "end": 7093.86, "text": " um, but I will, I'll find a way in. What is, what is your steam name now? Check it out. Oh,"}, {"start": 7093.860000000001, "end": 7095.920000000001, "text": " I'm still Rashomon ending explained. I'm still"}, {"start": 7100.22, "end": 7104.14, "text": " Won't let me I got your invite, but there's not the join button"}, {"start": 7106.3, "end": 7109.080000000001, "text": " Try joining on Apollo, which is what worked for me"}, {"start": 7117.460000000001, "end": 7120.500000000001, "text": " It did say specifically in the brief not to mention cookie not to mention"}, {"start": 7120.5, "end": 7126.78, "text": " Let's get that out of the way before we start my nickname. No, that's what they call me. Yeah, it's unfortunate"}, {"start": 7126.98, "end": 7129.44, "text": " Can I say something I'm gonna drop sends right off the bat"}, {"start": 7131.58, "end": 7133.58, "text": " You want to hit us with a spiel"}, {"start": 7134.74, "end": 7138.82, "text": " Sure, I can hit you with a spiel. Are you guys already?"}, {"start": 7140.78, "end": 7146.74, "text": " Already has to guys you got your you got your tag. Yeah, baby. You got your little timer commands"}, {"start": 7147.34, "end": 7148.54, "text": " you"}, {"start": 7148.54, "end": 7151.14, "text": " I'm ready to go man. We're hitting it"}, {"start": 7152.5, "end": 7155.7, "text": " Hashtag marker or slash marker here we go three two one"}, {"start": 7156.5, "end": 7158.5, "text": " Wake up on a new multiplayer"}, {"start": 7159.62, "end": 7161.62, "text": " shooter yes"}, {"start": 7164.54, "end": 7167.74, "text": " The first thing most important we're playing far far west it's out right now"}, {"start": 7167.74, "end": 7171.18, "text": " It's also 10% offer is opening week sale. Thank you to fireshine games for the sponsorship"}, {"start": 7171.18, "end": 7176.54, "text": " It's me it's bear its mouth and it is Apollo who's named huh, which is why I was having some trouble"}, {"start": 7176.54, "end": 7180.5, "text": " it wasn't that I forgot who the fourth person was it was a small thing dude his"}, {"start": 7180.5, "end": 7186.44, "text": " name was huh so I got confused mm-hmm exclamation point far far west or scroll"}, {"start": 7186.44, "end": 7190.18, "text": " down below the video player to click the link and get some more information I"}, {"start": 7190.18, "end": 7193.14, "text": " know lots of people in my chat were saying they played the demo and they"}, {"start": 7193.14, "end": 7196.74, "text": " were excited to see the full release which has happened right now that"}, {"start": 7196.74, "end": 7201.0199999999995, "text": " loving that just looks fantastic first yeah this little hub area is terrific I"}, {"start": 7201.0199999999995, "end": 7203.94, "text": " really like it and they've got you know they've got the prerequisite"}, {"start": 7203.9400000000005, "end": 7208.02, "text": " fishing over here on the dock so looking forward to seeing that once it's out of early access"}, {"start": 7208.02, "end": 7210.18, "text": " you can dash in the air too"}, {"start": 7210.18, "end": 7211.22, "text": " you can dash in the air"}, {"start": 7211.22, "end": 7214.02, "text": " you can only use the balance in the shooting range though"}, {"start": 7214.02, "end": 7215.06, "text": " you know in melee"}, {"start": 7215.06, "end": 7218.26, "text": " but in rime there's a i don't know if there's an accessibility option for the screen shake off"}, {"start": 7218.26, "end": 7219.460000000001, "text": " YOOOOO"}, {"start": 7219.460000000001, "end": 7222.34, "text": " thank you i know you're like me you know"}, {"start": 7222.34, "end": 7223.06, "text": " wdevs"}, {"start": 7224.740000000001, "end": 7225.22, "text": " you do"}, {"start": 7226.500000000001, "end": 7228.02, "text": " uh there's a little robot chicken"}, {"start": 7229.460000000001, "end": 7230.42, "text": " hang on say that again"}, {"start": 7230.42, "end": 7231.860000000001, "text": " shut out shut out set green"}, {"start": 7233.9400000000005, "end": 7241.38, "text": " Shout out Agnes Varda for directing Cleo from 5-7"}, {"start": 7241.38, "end": 7245.3, "text": " and giving me new faith in the French new wave cinema"}, {"start": 7245.3, "end": 7249.22, "text": " There are emotes where we can fire bullets into the sky"}, {"start": 7249.22, "end": 7249.900000000001, "text": " for example"}, {"start": 7249.900000000001, "end": 7251.38, "text": " How'd you do that?"}, {"start": 7251.38, "end": 7255.06, "text": " The T button"}, {"start": 7255.06, "end": 7257.06, "text": " and the emote wheel and then slightly"}, {"start": 7257.06, "end": 7261.1, "text": " There we go"}, {"start": 7261.1, "end": 7263.6, "text": " This is the hour, right? This is what we do."}, {"start": 7263.6, "end": 7265.6, "text": " Wait, you guys buy stuff?"}, {"start": 7265.6, "end": 7267.1, "text": " We got 100 gold."}, {"start": 7267.1, "end": 7268.6, "text": " Did you have 100 gold?"}, {"start": 7268.6, "end": 7270.6, "text": " There's a weapon shop over here."}, {"start": 7270.6, "end": 7275.1, "text": " It's Gimba Jew! They know!"}, {"start": 7275.1, "end": 7276.6, "text": " Over the cost of soul."}, {"start": 7276.6, "end": 7279.1, "text": " I still buy zero."}, {"start": 7283.1, "end": 7284.6, "text": " Hero needs to be on a higher level."}, {"start": 7284.6, "end": 7285.6, "text": " That makes sense."}, {"start": 7285.6, "end": 7288.6, "text": " I haven't literally shot a single enemy so far."}, {"start": 7288.6, "end": 7290.1, "text": " I don't have any ammo yet."}, {"start": 7290.1, "end": 7295.1, "text": " I've unlocked Lightning Strikes, my spell now."}, {"start": 7295.1, "end": 7298.1, "text": " I'm just going to start the dang old mission, man."}, {"start": 7298.1, "end": 7300.1, "text": " I don't even appreciate that."}, {"start": 7300.1, "end": 7302.1, "text": " Oh, you can ping, yeah, ping."}, {"start": 7302.1, "end": 7305.1, "text": " So is it like you do a mission, come back and buy up, Fred's doing another mission?"}, {"start": 7305.1, "end": 7306.1, "text": " You got it!"}, {"start": 7306.1, "end": 7307.1, "text": " That sounds about right."}, {"start": 7307.1, "end": 7309.1, "text": " Everyone must be at the dock!"}, {"start": 7309.1, "end": 7311.1, "text": " Ember got me!"}, {"start": 7311.1, "end": 7313.1, "text": " Protect machine?"}, {"start": 7313.1, "end": 7319.1, "text": " Choose between the Eucanian Desert or Far West, which feels like an appropriate place to go."}, {"start": 7319.1, "end": 7323.820000000001, "text": " but also we got like type of mission that scored a payload more XP"}, {"start": 7324.860000000001, "end": 7330.22, "text": " there's more XP fire the nitro cannon sounds like way you're absolutely right there is more"}, {"start": 7330.22, "end": 7336.860000000001, "text": " XP on escorting a payload no or craft an overload TNT but the ones on the right okay more"}, {"start": 7338.22, "end": 7344.22, "text": " i'm good with whatever you know i'm gonna win i want this mission i want this mission"}, {"start": 7344.22, "end": 7347.4800000000005, "text": " I want this mission, I desire this mission."}, {"start": 7347.4800000000005, "end": 7353.38, "text": " I think if we all pick it, I think the host picks it."}, {"start": 7353.38, "end": 7355.56, "text": " To the host who made the most the most."}, {"start": 7355.56, "end": 7357.18, "text": " So start mission."}, {"start": 7357.18, "end": 7359.18, "text": " I want this mission."}, {"start": 7359.18, "end": 7360.68, "text": " I want this mission."}, {"start": 7360.68, "end": 7362.5, "text": " And then normal difficulty."}, {"start": 7362.5, "end": 7363.5, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7363.5, "end": 7364.5, "text": " I want this mission."}, {"start": 7364.5, "end": 7367.34, "text": " There's no confirm or send it button."}, {"start": 7367.34, "end": 7368.7, "text": " I'm trying to figure out."}, {"start": 7368.7, "end": 7369.7, "text": " Oh, there it is."}, {"start": 7369.7, "end": 7370.7, "text": " It was hiding behind the chat."}, {"start": 7370.7, "end": 7371.7, "text": " It was hiding behind the chat."}, {"start": 7371.7, "end": 7372.7, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7372.7, "end": 7381.5199999999995, "text": " are you playing on your own display window what no no no I'm the in-game chat"}, {"start": 7381.5199999999995, "end": 7390.099999999999, "text": " I want this mission actually made it so you couldn't start from hitting it us"}, {"start": 7390.1, "end": 7395.46, "text": " from going on ironically yeah the irony"}, {"start": 7396.660000000001, "end": 7398.660000000001, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 7408.34, "end": 7412.42, "text": " i want this mission i'm glad we're doing this mission this is the one i wanted"}, {"start": 7412.42, "end": 7414.42, "text": " Mm-hmm"}, {"start": 7414.9800000000005, "end": 7416.4800000000005, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 7416.4800000000005, "end": 7418.4800000000005, "text": " We are so ready to emote"}, {"start": 7419.2, "end": 7421.2, "text": " 80s thing"}, {"start": 7422.76, "end": 7427.32, "text": " Okay, wait, I drop in like you own these lands cute"}, {"start": 7428.28, "end": 7434.6, "text": " Mind by the way, I guess you guys probably want to go towards the objective. I'm thinking it's we need to find my"}, {"start": 7438.6, "end": 7440.6, "text": " You guys didn't read"}, {"start": 7442.42, "end": 7444.42, "text": " The horse is here!"}, {"start": 7444.42, "end": 7446.42, "text": " Ok, ok"}, {"start": 7446.42, "end": 7448.42, "text": " Horse! We are in the horse!"}, {"start": 7448.42, "end": 7450.42, "text": " You got to hold the X button bro"}, {"start": 7450.42, "end": 7452.42, "text": " I didn't touch him"}, {"start": 7452.42, "end": 7454.42, "text": " Is this Grog?"}, {"start": 7454.42, "end": 7456.42, "text": " Whoa whoa!"}, {"start": 7456.42, "end": 7458.42, "text": " Oh dang"}, {"start": 7458.42, "end": 7460.42, "text": " They are here"}, {"start": 7460.42, "end": 7462.42, "text": " Oh Snake!"}, {"start": 7462.42, "end": 7464.42, "text": " Guess who just got back today!"}, {"start": 7464.42, "end": 7466.42, "text": " Toss Golden Bush"}, {"start": 7466.42, "end": 7468.42, "text": " We will see what happens"}, {"start": 7468.42, "end": 7470.42, "text": " What did you get?"}, {"start": 7470.42, "end": 7472.42, "text": " What'd you get hey? Oh?"}, {"start": 7473.52, "end": 7480.06, "text": " There's a rope we can climb oh, oh where oh it's if you're down there you can climb back up, okay? Oh, okay?"}, {"start": 7481.06, "end": 7483.06, "text": " Makes a lot of sense"}, {"start": 7484.34, "end": 7491.06, "text": " Wait the horse is kind of peak. Oh, oh god. Oh boy. Hello you guys missed the chest. I'm"}, {"start": 7492.34, "end": 7494.34, "text": " Extremely"}, {"start": 7494.34, "end": 7496.34, "text": " There's main ammo back there. Oh"}, {"start": 7496.34, "end": 7501.74, "text": " Okay, I ain't even worried about that man disappointed in your lack of loot"}, {"start": 7506.54, "end": 7510.9400000000005, "text": " I've unsold pull all levers in the correct order dynamite"}, {"start": 7512.34, "end": 7515.900000000001, "text": " Light up this throw. Okay. This game is dynamite. Which one is correct?"}, {"start": 7516.14, "end": 7520.24, "text": " Okay, but why are you throwing dynamite at the thing we have to protect is what I would say here"}, {"start": 7520.24, "end": 7522.6, "text": " Oh, I guys watch out. Oh, hello"}, {"start": 7523.18, "end": 7525.7, "text": " You know what? There's an assault approach this"}, {"start": 7526.34, "end": 7529.18, "text": " Oh, they're fucking mortars."}, {"start": 7529.18, "end": 7532.18, "text": " Fucking mortars and snakes."}, {"start": 7532.18, "end": 7533.18, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7533.18, "end": 7535.38, "text": " I pulled my lever and it went bing bing."}, {"start": 7535.38, "end": 7538.06, "text": " Oh, there's a bird."}, {"start": 7538.06, "end": 7542.3, "text": " There's the green potions over here heal you, if necessary."}, {"start": 7542.3, "end": 7547.74, "text": " I think it might be just like process of elimination."}, {"start": 7547.74, "end": 7549.74, "text": " Yeah, yeah, okay."}, {"start": 7549.74, "end": 7552.62, "text": " Okay, so let's start with yours."}, {"start": 7552.62, "end": 7553.62, "text": " I got the second one."}, {"start": 7553.62, "end": 7555.42, "text": " Okay, it's that one."}, {"start": 7555.42, "end": 7558.1, "text": " So then, now we just guess, I think."}, {"start": 7558.1, "end": 7558.9400000000005, "text": " Wait, which one's next?"}, {"start": 7558.9400000000005, "end": 7560.22, "text": " Which one's currently pulled?"}, {"start": 7560.22, "end": 7560.72, "text": " My lever."}, {"start": 7560.72, "end": 7561.74, "text": " The one that Ryan's on."}, {"start": 7561.74, "end": 7565.42, "text": " Yeah, so let's, uh, mouth try yours."}, {"start": 7565.42, "end": 7566.42, "text": " OK, so it's not that."}, {"start": 7566.42, "end": 7568.1, "text": " So we get Ryan's first."}, {"start": 7568.1, "end": 7570.5, "text": " No, Apollo's first, then mine."}, {"start": 7570.5, "end": 7571.22, "text": " No, it was yours first."}, {"start": 7571.22, "end": 7572.02, "text": " Oh, it was mine first."}, {"start": 7572.02, "end": 7572.82, "text": " Mine first, yeah."}, {"start": 7572.82, "end": 7574.02, "text": " And now Bear."}, {"start": 7574.02, "end": 7575.14, "text": " Now me?"}, {"start": 7575.14, "end": 7576.38, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7576.38, "end": 7578.02, "text": " Now, maybe?"}, {"start": 7578.02, "end": 7579.38, "text": " Oh, nice."}, {"start": 7579.38, "end": 7579.9, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 7579.9, "end": 7580.86, "text": " And then this last one."}, {"start": 7580.86, "end": 7581.74, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7581.74, "end": 7583.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7583.42, "end": 7583.9800000000005, "text": " Get it."}, {"start": 7583.9800000000005, "end": 7584.54, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 7584.54, "end": 7586.26, "text": " Oh no, no, no, no, no!"}, {"start": 7587.72, "end": 7588.72, "text": " He's puking!"}, {"start": 7588.72, "end": 7590.54, "text": " That's me, I'm puking!"}, {"start": 7590.54, "end": 7591.54, "text": " Oh, you're puking!"}, {"start": 7591.54, "end": 7593.94, "text": " Wait, actually, he's a quest giver, my bad, y'all."}, {"start": 7593.94, "end": 7594.94, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7594.94, "end": 7595.94, "text": " He's alright."}, {"start": 7595.94, "end": 7598.98, "text": " I thought maybe he shouldn't be standing in poison, that's his thing, right?"}, {"start": 7598.98, "end": 7599.98, "text": " I need more gold for my..."}, {"start": 7599.98, "end": 7600.98, "text": " He's alright, so..."}, {"start": 7600.98, "end": 7601.98, "text": " My bad, y'all, my bad."}, {"start": 7601.98, "end": 7602.98, "text": " Oh, escort the payload."}, {"start": 7602.98, "end": 7604.98, "text": " Oh, escort the payload, now, yeah."}, {"start": 7605.98, "end": 7606.98, "text": " There's heals."}, {"start": 7607.98, "end": 7608.98, "text": " Oh, here they come!"}, {"start": 7608.98, "end": 7610.48, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 7610.48, "end": 7613.48, "text": " We should drop that, Mike."}, {"start": 7614.54, "end": 7618.54, "text": " Oh, they're behind their friendly fire."}, {"start": 7618.54, "end": 7619.54, "text": " Oh, it's a big sell, Leo."}, {"start": 7619.54, "end": 7620.54, "text": " I doubt it."}, {"start": 7620.54, "end": 7624.54, "text": " I doubt they're a friendly fire."}, {"start": 7624.54, "end": 7626.54, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 7626.54, "end": 7629.54, "text": " Otherwise, you guys would be in a lot of trouble."}, {"start": 7629.54, "end": 7631.54, "text": " Oh, a Joker."}, {"start": 7631.54, "end": 7633.54, "text": " Reveals the position of wandering trader."}, {"start": 7633.54, "end": 7635.54, "text": " Get 20% distance."}, {"start": 7635.54, "end": 7637.54, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 7637.54, "end": 7638.54, "text": " Ouch."}, {"start": 7638.54, "end": 7640.54, "text": " I'm getting, I'm getting sawed in right now."}, {"start": 7640.54, "end": 7643.54, "text": " Don't forget to use your fireball and launcher."}, {"start": 7643.54, "end": 7645.54, "text": " Oh yeah!"}, {"start": 7645.54, "end": 7649.54, "text": " Casting spells may allow you to more efficiently deal with hordes of enemies."}, {"start": 7651.54, "end": 7653.54, "text": " Oh, there's a snake!"}, {"start": 7653.54, "end": 7655.54, "text": " There's a little swag on it."}, {"start": 7659.54, "end": 7661.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7663.54, "end": 7665.54, "text": " Good buddy."}, {"start": 7665.54, "end": 7667.54, "text": " Got him."}, {"start": 7667.54, "end": 7669.54, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 7669.54, "end": 7671.54, "text": " How'd you guys heal again?"}, {"start": 7671.54, "end": 7673.54, "text": " I've been ignoring them."}, {"start": 7673.54, "end": 7674.54, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7674.54, "end": 7677.54, "text": " Although, Dynamite 2, I don't know how you can ignore that, but..."}, {"start": 7677.54, "end": 7680.54, "text": " Well, I've drawn several sticks."}, {"start": 7680.54, "end": 7681.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7681.54, "end": 7683.54, "text": " Oh, that's funny."}, {"start": 7683.54, "end": 7685.54, "text": " Oh, no, okay."}, {"start": 7685.54, "end": 7686.54, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 7686.54, "end": 7689.54, "text": " Also, I've got a little bit of a problem here."}, {"start": 7689.54, "end": 7691.54, "text": " I've got a little bit of a problem here."}, {"start": 7691.54, "end": 7693.54, "text": " I've got a little bit of a problem here."}, {"start": 7693.54, "end": 7695.54, "text": " I've got a little bit of a problem here."}, {"start": 7695.54, "end": 7697.54, "text": " I've got a little bit of a problem here."}, {"start": 7697.54, "end": 7699.54, "text": " Oh, no, it's okay."}, {"start": 7701.04, "end": 7704.04, "text": " Also, middle mouse is pink, so if you do see some of it, stop."}, {"start": 7704.04, "end": 7705.04, "text": " It's over."}, {"start": 7705.04, "end": 7706.54, "text": " Oh my god, dude."}, {"start": 7706.54, "end": 7708.04, "text": " I'm a wist, I'm a wist."}, {"start": 7709.54, "end": 7711.04, "text": " What on earth?"}, {"start": 7711.54, "end": 7712.54, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 7712.54, "end": 7714.04, "text": " Who's the ranged guy?"}, {"start": 7714.04, "end": 7716.04, "text": " That guy is doing more damage."}, {"start": 7716.54, "end": 7718.04, "text": " Oh, I'm dead. I'm also dead."}, {"start": 7718.04, "end": 7719.04, "text": " It's range B."}, {"start": 7719.04, "end": 7720.04, "text": " The dream? The dream?"}, {"start": 7720.04, "end": 7721.54, "text": " Oh, they killed my horse, dude."}, {"start": 7721.54, "end": 7722.54, "text": " I was one shot there."}, {"start": 7722.54, "end": 7723.54, "text": " You're the last player."}, {"start": 7723.54, "end": 7724.54, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 7724.54, "end": 7725.54, "text": " No, you got this."}, {"start": 7725.54, "end": 7726.54, "text": " I'm not dead."}, {"start": 7726.54, "end": 7728.54, "text": " Oh, Barry, you got this. I've seen this game before."}, {"start": 7730.0199999999995, "end": 7731.38, "text": " Ah! I missed it!"}, {"start": 7731.38, "end": 7731.88, "text": " Whiskey!"}, {"start": 7732.72, "end": 7733.22, "text": " Whiskey!"}, {"start": 7733.56, "end": 7734.06, "text": " Get it! Get it!"}, {"start": 7734.06, "end": 7734.56, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 7735.66, "end": 7737.06, "text": " Am I killing them or killing them?"}, {"start": 7737.06, "end": 7737.76, "text": " Oh, we got this one."}, {"start": 7737.76, "end": 7738.26, "text": " What is he?"}, {"start": 7738.62, "end": 7739.12, "text": " What is he?"}, {"start": 7739.12, "end": 7740.0, "text": " Oh, he's still alive!"}, {"start": 7740.6, "end": 7742.9, "text": " If you clicked left as a whiskey, you heard them."}, {"start": 7743.5, "end": 7744.0, "text": " Oh good!"}, {"start": 7745.1, "end": 7746.44, "text": " Oh, there we go. Okay."}, {"start": 7746.44, "end": 7746.94, "text": " I had a few."}, {"start": 7746.94, "end": 7747.6, "text": " Maybe I heard there."}, {"start": 7748.44, "end": 7748.94, "text": " Man."}, {"start": 7749.64, "end": 7751.0, "text": " That was a war on stuff."}, {"start": 7751.0, "end": 7751.64, "text": " Humbling, guys."}, {"start": 7751.64, "end": 7753.28, "text": " Yeah, we're actually kind of horrible."}, {"start": 7754.24, "end": 7755.82, "text": " What? Okay! Okay!"}, {"start": 7755.82, "end": 7757.82, "text": " Look at that XP, false 50"}, {"start": 7757.82, "end": 7759.82, "text": " The most important thing is stats"}, {"start": 7759.82, "end": 7763.82, "text": " Oh you guys really dropped the ball"}, {"start": 7763.82, "end": 7765.82, "text": " Oh yeah I didn't do well"}, {"start": 7765.82, "end": 7768.82, "text": " You really got an easier one"}, {"start": 7768.82, "end": 7770.82, "text": " That's a good idea"}, {"start": 7770.82, "end": 7772.82, "text": " What about filing a Nitro Cannon?"}, {"start": 7772.82, "end": 7774.82, "text": " I was filing all the Nitro Cannon"}, {"start": 7774.82, "end": 7776.82, "text": " I want this mission"}, {"start": 7776.82, "end": 7778.82, "text": " You want to stay on normal?"}, {"start": 7778.82, "end": 7780.82, "text": " Yeah normal fine"}, {"start": 7780.82, "end": 7784.82, "text": " We also leveled up our work towards leveling up our weapons"}, {"start": 7784.82, "end": 7788.94, "text": " up our weapons right I mean sometimes tutorials they kill you anyway so maybe"}, {"start": 7788.94, "end": 7794.98, "text": " we just did it was scripted they sent an email they said every time you guys die"}, {"start": 7794.98, "end": 7800.0599999999995, "text": " it's scripted yeah and every time you win it's because you're that good"}, {"start": 7800.0599999999995, "end": 7804.0199999999995, "text": " let's go make your point far far west by the way the game has come out we are"}, {"start": 7804.0199999999995, "end": 7808.46, "text": " playing it see what they're doing it's a little little help out it's a little"}, {"start": 7808.46, "end": 7810.46, "text": " Deep Rock Galactic."}, {"start": 7810.46, "end": 7811.46, "text": " Yep, a little..."}, {"start": 7811.46, "end": 7813.46, "text": " Game is also on a 10% discount."}, {"start": 7813.46, "end": 7815.46, "text": " A little discount for you."}, {"start": 7815.46, "end": 7816.46, "text": " A little discount."}, {"start": 7816.46, "end": 7818.46, "text": " Everyone loves a discount."}, {"start": 7819.46, "end": 7821.46, "text": " You know what isn't little about this game?"}, {"start": 7823.46, "end": 7824.46, "text": " The Pogs."}, {"start": 7824.46, "end": 7826.46, "text": " There you go, okay."}, {"start": 7826.46, "end": 7828.46, "text": " I'm gonna toss a coin over here."}, {"start": 7828.46, "end": 7830.46, "text": " Oh, dude, I wanna see what happens."}, {"start": 7830.46, "end": 7832.46, "text": " Skull Lord up in the sky."}, {"start": 7832.46, "end": 7834.46, "text": " Oh my god, that's the cryptic overseer."}, {"start": 7834.46, "end": 7836.46, "text": " That seems...bad."}, {"start": 7836.46, "end": 7844.3, "text": " all right let's stay together I'm gonna show that you got to kill the barrel"}, {"start": 7844.3, "end": 7850.42, "text": " boys before they get to you yeah don't be afraid to cast your spells also we're"}, {"start": 7850.42, "end": 7859.14, "text": " going the opposite way of our objective oh you can cast spells get off fireball"}, {"start": 7859.14, "end": 7861.14, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 7864.14, "end": 7866.14, "text": " Oh wait, oh wait, lots of enemies."}, {"start": 7869.14, "end": 7870.14, "text": " Listen, Buster."}, {"start": 7872.14, "end": 7874.14, "text": " You should have checked when you see jokers on the ground."}, {"start": 7874.14, "end": 7876.14, "text": " Like there's a purple one right here, I think."}, {"start": 7876.14, "end": 7877.14, "text": " Wanna pick it up?"}, {"start": 7877.14, "end": 7878.14, "text": " Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're cool."}, {"start": 7878.14, "end": 7879.14, "text": " Founcing ball?"}, {"start": 7880.14, "end": 7881.14, "text": " You trying to pick it up?"}, {"start": 7882.14, "end": 7884.14, "text": " I'm kinda swagging up on these guys, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 7885.14, "end": 7887.14, "text": " I'm getting so round it, I gotta come to you guys."}, {"start": 7889.14, "end": 7892.14, "text": " We have a Wisp already?"}, {"start": 7892.14, "end": 7895.14, "text": " Oh that was a Soul!"}, {"start": 7897.14, "end": 7899.14, "text": " Freaking Death Clawz man!"}, {"start": 7899.14, "end": 7901.14, "text": " I'm over here."}, {"start": 7904.14, "end": 7908.14, "text": " Guys I'm gonna MOG you when it comes to the stats."}, {"start": 7908.14, "end": 7909.14, "text": " Holy cow!"}, {"start": 7909.14, "end": 7911.14, "text": " No! No I don't want that."}, {"start": 7911.14, "end": 7913.14, "text": " It's okay."}, {"start": 7913.14, "end": 7917.14, "text": " All of our 130% HP gain movement speed."}, {"start": 7917.14, "end": 7918.14, "text": " Holy."}, {"start": 7918.14, "end": 7923.14, "text": " watch out there's flyers yeah"}, {"start": 7923.14, "end": 7928.14, "text": " oh my god look over here"}, {"start": 7928.14, "end": 7930.14, "text": " Sydney Crosby's look at these flyers"}, {"start": 7930.14, "end": 7932.14, "text": " oh my god look at that nooo come on"}, {"start": 7932.14, "end": 7935.14, "text": " haha Melka skyrocketed out of there"}, {"start": 7935.14, "end": 7937.14, "text": " I'm alive"}, {"start": 7937.14, "end": 7940.14, "text": " dang dude that's a heck of a mushroom cloud"}, {"start": 7940.14, "end": 7942.14, "text": " anybody got any heals"}, {"start": 7942.14, "end": 7945.14, "text": " not the moment"}, {"start": 7945.14, "end": 7947.14, "text": " Oh, I found dynamite"}, {"start": 7948.42, "end": 7953.3, "text": " This is nice holy cow. Oh now if I have a healer"}, {"start": 7955.34, "end": 7960.42, "text": " Oh he pinged it. Thank you. Thank you. No. Oh, I found a giant"}, {"start": 7962.14, "end": 7964.3, "text": " Just secondary ammunition full health"}, {"start": 7965.26, "end": 7967.820000000001, "text": " All right fellas was regroup"}, {"start": 7968.820000000001, "end": 7971.1, "text": " Sorry, I'm kind of I got distracted by the oh"}, {"start": 7971.1, "end": 7974.5, "text": " Oh, uh, is it there?"}, {"start": 7975.5, "end": 7976.240000000001, "text": " Just an animal."}, {"start": 7976.240000000001, "end": 7979.14, "text": " Oh, if you reload your weapon when it's full,"}, {"start": 7979.14, "end": 7982.240000000001, "text": " he'll do a cool little gun clip."}, {"start": 7982.240000000001, "end": 7983.9800000000005, "text": " Look up."}, {"start": 7983.9800000000005, "end": 7985.240000000001, "text": " Look up."}, {"start": 7985.240000000001, "end": 7988.42, "text": " Um, more deals."}, {"start": 7988.42, "end": 7992.42, "text": " Need a new goblins."}, {"start": 7992.42, "end": 7994.46, "text": " I think we share the old shotgun fragment."}, {"start": 7994.46, "end": 7995.76, "text": " Oh, cool."}, {"start": 7998.320000000001, "end": 8000.72, "text": " Damn, I think it's for everybody, too."}, {"start": 8000.72, "end": 8004.72, "text": " Nice. Oh my god, there's our loot here! We're literally stooping, man!"}, {"start": 8006.72, "end": 8008.72, "text": " Oh my god, there's a lock on it."}, {"start": 8009.72, "end": 8011.72, "text": " I'm cuking on this guy."}, {"start": 8019.72, "end": 8020.72, "text": " That's huge."}, {"start": 8020.72, "end": 8022.72, "text": " ammo here if y'all made it."}, {"start": 8023.72, "end": 8025.72, "text": " Sorry to go E3 comms on them."}, {"start": 8025.72, "end": 8028.72, "text": " It's wild that they make you like, shoot your gun."}, {"start": 8028.72, "end": 8034.72, "text": " That's a new uh, a new gimmick in video games."}, {"start": 8034.72, "end": 8037.72, "text": " Oh, what? Don't you want to be the nuclear weapon?"}, {"start": 8037.72, "end": 8038.72, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8038.72, "end": 8039.72, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8039.72, "end": 8041.72, "text": " Take out me that 7HP!"}, {"start": 8041.72, "end": 8046.72, "text": " You almost completed your warning before I blew it up."}, {"start": 8046.72, "end": 8047.72, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 8047.72, "end": 8052.72, "text": " You don't even see any more of yours."}, {"start": 8052.72, "end": 8053.72, "text": " Oh God."}, {"start": 8053.72, "end": 8057.72, "text": " Yeah, I'm keeping an eye out."}, {"start": 8057.72, "end": 8060.92, "text": " Yeah, sorry, I got 11 so we're not worse. Oh, there's no"}, {"start": 8066.240000000001, "end": 8070.92, "text": " Whoa, there's like a like a boost so P apparently mounts on cool down. Oh"}, {"start": 8075.52, "end": 8078.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, boost me dude boost me dude. Yeah"}, {"start": 8080.64, "end": 8082.64, "text": " Love that for you"}, {"start": 8084.16, "end": 8086.16, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 8087.72, "end": 8096.76, "text": " out here. Oh there's plenty of health over here. I'm on my way. I'm dead. We must be able to"}, {"start": 8096.76, "end": 8099.72, "text": " respawn you somehow. There must be a totem or something."}, {"start": 8107.72, "end": 8111.320000000001, "text": " There is something on the map. I don't know if that's just our arrival point or whatever,"}, {"start": 8111.320000000001, "end": 8115.4400000000005, "text": " But it's also a Joker over here a pink the green button"}, {"start": 8116.4800000000005, "end": 8120.68, "text": " I pressed the coming for the Joker. I'm the Joker baby. That's what that means"}, {"start": 8121.400000000001, "end": 8123.900000000001, "text": " Hey, bro, they're shooting at me. I'm a wish man"}, {"start": 8128.840000000001, "end": 8135.76, "text": " Load with nitro zero out of three with the nitro facility right there. Yeah, well, there's one right here too. I'm making money"}, {"start": 8135.76, "end": 8143.08, "text": " I'm stabilizing nitroglycerin. I think you do that by shaking. I think that's huge for you"}, {"start": 8143.08, "end": 8145.84, "text": " Any chance you guys could like touch my whisper and bring me back to life?"}, {"start": 8145.84, "end": 8147.84, "text": " Is that how it works?"}, {"start": 8147.84, "end": 8152.88, "text": " Touch my way. That is. I'm whispering. I got him. That's huge. That's..."}, {"start": 8152.88, "end": 8154.88, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 8154.88, "end": 8156.88, "text": " Oh, there's health over here right there."}, {"start": 8156.88, "end": 8158.88, "text": " Oh yeah, there's seals here too."}, {"start": 8158.88, "end": 8160.88, "text": " Huge. Let me grab one of those."}, {"start": 8160.88, "end": 8166.52, "text": " let me let me let me just buy it all out now let's kill it so oh that's what"}, {"start": 8166.52, "end": 8169.12, "text": " lets us get it"}, {"start": 8170.92, "end": 8177.32, "text": " slide that bomb oh I got side on here so it looks nitro okay"}, {"start": 8178.8, "end": 8190.26, "text": " oh you know something like that even on the sheet type stuff oh my oh we have"}, {"start": 8190.26, "end": 8191.46, "text": " dynamite up here."}, {"start": 8191.46, "end": 8195.58, "text": " Oh, I'm guessing we have to go to the nitro factory."}, {"start": 8195.58, "end": 8198.78, "text": " Oh, stand in it, stabilize the nitro glycerin."}, {"start": 8198.78, "end": 8199.460000000001, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 8199.460000000001, "end": 8200.18, "text": " And then you put it in."}, {"start": 8200.18, "end": 8200.9, "text": " I put one."}, {"start": 8200.9, "end": 8203.06, "text": " We're one of three."}, {"start": 8203.06, "end": 8206.54, "text": " I got seven seconds of stabilization left."}, {"start": 8206.54, "end": 8208.02, "text": " I'm in here with you."}, {"start": 8211.02, "end": 8211.5, "text": " Scary."}, {"start": 8211.5, "end": 8212.18, "text": " So scary."}, {"start": 8216.98, "end": 8218.1, "text": " I'm trying to protect you, huh?"}, {"start": 8220.26, "end": 8223.26, "text": " Oh now the mortars dude."}, {"start": 8223.26, "end": 8227.26, "text": " Alright y'all, I'm loading Nitroglycerin 2 or 3."}, {"start": 8227.26, "end": 8229.26, "text": " Okay, got my primary back."}, {"start": 8229.26, "end": 8232.26, "text": " I'm gonna, I guess run to the third factory."}, {"start": 8232.26, "end": 8235.26, "text": " What a smart and sensible option."}, {"start": 8235.26, "end": 8237.26, "text": " You having there with you?"}, {"start": 8237.26, "end": 8240.26, "text": " Oh thank you. I'm actually..."}, {"start": 8240.26, "end": 8242.26, "text": " I'd do myself up."}, {"start": 8242.26, "end": 8245.26, "text": " Don't do that."}, {"start": 8245.26, "end": 8247.26, "text": " Oh, you're already there."}, {"start": 8247.26, "end": 8247.76, "text": " You're already there."}, {"start": 8247.76, "end": 8250.880000000001, "text": " See how this dynamite works."}, {"start": 8250.880000000001, "end": 8253.22, "text": " Light it up, and then throw it."}, {"start": 8253.22, "end": 8254.22, "text": " Oh, that's how that works."}, {"start": 8254.22, "end": 8255.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, I haven't been lighting it."}, {"start": 8255.380000000001, "end": 8256.7, "text": " How do you light it?"}, {"start": 8256.7, "end": 8258.26, "text": " Right in the middle of the aspect."}, {"start": 8258.26, "end": 8261.66, "text": " That makes some sense."}, {"start": 8261.66, "end": 8264.26, "text": " Oh, I missed my fireball again, James."}, {"start": 8264.26, "end": 8264.98, "text": " No disrespect, guys."}, {"start": 8264.98, "end": 8268.460000000001, "text": " I'm on a timeline combo."}, {"start": 8268.460000000001, "end": 8268.960000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 8268.960000000001, "end": 8271.14, "text": " I feel a little disrespected."}, {"start": 8271.14, "end": 8273.62, "text": " Please, it's just coming out."}, {"start": 8273.62, "end": 8275.34, "text": " I need help at the nitro factory."}, {"start": 8277.26, "end": 8278.26, "text": " On route brother."}, {"start": 8278.26, "end": 8280.26, "text": " They're overwhelming me."}, {"start": 8280.26, "end": 8281.26, "text": " On route."}, {"start": 8281.26, "end": 8284.26, "text": " Oh utility drops are such a ammo."}, {"start": 8284.26, "end": 8286.26, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 8289.26, "end": 8295.26, "text": " I think you've gone back to the starting point."}, {"start": 8295.26, "end": 8299.26, "text": " Yeah, that seems to have happened."}, {"start": 8299.26, "end": 8302.26, "text": " I'll go to the next one back here if no one else comes."}, {"start": 8302.26, "end": 8303.26, "text": " I'll go to the next one."}, {"start": 8303.26, "end": 8306.26, "text": " I was just getting an upgrade that made the last two bullets in my magazine explode."}, {"start": 8306.26, "end": 8311.26, "text": " I'm so low dude."}, {"start": 8311.26, "end": 8313.26, "text": " I'm coming."}, {"start": 8313.26, "end": 8314.26, "text": " I have one health."}, {"start": 8314.26, "end": 8315.26, "text": " Heating up the cannon."}, {"start": 8315.26, "end": 8316.26, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8316.26, "end": 8317.26, "text": " A purple joker."}, {"start": 8317.26, "end": 8320.26, "text": " A purple joker though maybe."}, {"start": 8320.26, "end": 8325.26, "text": " Get away from me."}, {"start": 8325.26, "end": 8330.26, "text": " He's the bones."}, {"start": 8330.26, "end": 8332.26, "text": " Oh, he's at me dude."}, {"start": 8332.26, "end": 8338.26, "text": " there if you make your way over to us will read you I'm heading there"}, {"start": 8340.26, "end": 8346.26, "text": " there's a little hold in the shed you can keep a shield back through yeah yeah"}, {"start": 8347.26, "end": 8352.26, "text": " help me help me help me oh we're heating up the cannon guys"}, {"start": 8352.26, "end": 8359.26, "text": " oh okay okay okay press the green lights press the green buttons oh green"}, {"start": 8359.26, "end": 8367.58, "text": " Okay, okay, okay. Oh my god, it's a green F1 green. Oh, hey green green. I love green jokers"}, {"start": 8369.66, "end": 8371.66, "text": " There we go there we go"}, {"start": 8375.1, "end": 8377.1, "text": " That's not great head to the boss"}, {"start": 8378.94, "end": 8380.94, "text": " Anybody not got a joker yet"}, {"start": 8381.5, "end": 8388.86, "text": " Okay, you need this joker well under 30% HP deal 30% more damage. Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme"}, {"start": 8389.26, "end": 8394.26, "text": " Oh, I healed."}, {"start": 8394.26, "end": 8399.26, "text": " Double you share this way."}, {"start": 8399.26, "end": 8405.26, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 8405.26, "end": 8410.26, "text": " You guys, you missed some blood."}, {"start": 8410.26, "end": 8413.26, "text": " What was this green thing?"}, {"start": 8413.26, "end": 8416.26, "text": " Oh, it's a bad group of boys."}, {"start": 8416.26, "end": 8418.26, "text": " I see something blue."}, {"start": 8418.26, "end": 8423.26, "text": " release the hunter's soul. Yeah, why not? Found Graves the one of pink."}, {"start": 8423.26, "end": 8427.26, "text": " I think we need to split the spawner and kill the soul."}, {"start": 8427.26, "end": 8429.26, "text": " There they go."}, {"start": 8429.26, "end": 8432.26, "text": " Soul for us."}, {"start": 8432.26, "end": 8435.26, "text": " That we can spin on upgrades."}, {"start": 8435.26, "end": 8437.26, "text": " There's a Graves here."}, {"start": 8437.26, "end": 8441.26, "text": " Release the hunter's soul. Final tender isn't going to unlock his challenge."}, {"start": 8441.26, "end": 8443.26, "text": " Yeah, I read that's great."}, {"start": 8443.26, "end": 8446.26, "text": " Good job, bud."}, {"start": 8446.26, "end": 8463.14, "text": " We each have to find 10. Yeah, it's personal. How dare. Wait, what are you looking for? The"}, {"start": 8463.14, "end": 8465.14, "text": " The blue one is a hundred and a half"}, {"start": 8465.14, "end": 8466.14, "text": " Oh, okay"}, {"start": 8468.14, "end": 8470.14, "text": " There's so much ammo over here"}, {"start": 8471.14, "end": 8472.14, "text": " I do need that"}, {"start": 8472.14, "end": 8474.14, "text": " I got the boss marker"}, {"start": 8474.14, "end": 8477.14, "text": " I will also head to the boss marker"}, {"start": 8477.14, "end": 8482.14, "text": " We each have a utility box that is full of ammo"}, {"start": 8482.14, "end": 8484.14, "text": " and also maybe HP, I'm not sure"}, {"start": 8484.14, "end": 8486.14, "text": " but it's G"}, {"start": 8486.14, "end": 8488.14, "text": " There's a friendly guy here, he's the church keeper"}, {"start": 8489.14, "end": 8492.14, "text": " Do you want me to throw a stick of dynamite at him or whatever?"}, {"start": 8492.14, "end": 8494.14, "text": " It's just ammo and stuff"}, {"start": 8497.3, "end": 8501.14, "text": " Oh, there's a we need to find the three pieces of the Great Bell. I"}, {"start": 8502.019999999999, "end": 8505.539999999999, "text": " Don't know about all that man. I got a lot of my plate already"}, {"start": 8506.82, "end": 8511.08, "text": " This is there's trains going through the sky. Oh really cool. Yeah"}, {"start": 8512.3, "end": 8515.66, "text": " Find them or store the bell and bring hope back to the people"}, {"start": 8517.3, "end": 8519.3, "text": " It's something for the"}, {"start": 8522.14, "end": 8529.859999999999, "text": " oh my god you're right this is the first time I've got the snakes over god man"}, {"start": 8529.859999999999, "end": 8536.939999999999, "text": " ah yeah it's still the first moment don't forget the snake we playing clean myself up"}, {"start": 8536.939999999999, "end": 8544.22, "text": " there's a bunch of heels over there so we can yeah yeah we need to find the bell"}, {"start": 8544.22, "end": 8548.34, "text": " pieces still question mark is this a bell be"}, {"start": 8548.34, "end": 8552.34, "text": " You and me. Everyone must be at the boss spawner."}, {"start": 8552.34, "end": 8556.34, "text": " You and me except... wait."}, {"start": 8556.34, "end": 8560.34, "text": " I'm coming. I found something though."}, {"start": 8560.34, "end": 8564.34, "text": " It's a mine. Oh guys, there's a..."}, {"start": 8564.34, "end": 8568.34, "text": " Okay, I'll come but... there's a mine over there."}, {"start": 8568.34, "end": 8572.34, "text": " Mine's not good. You get a... you get a... you get a medic."}, {"start": 8572.34, "end": 8576.34, "text": " You get a pickaxe. Yeah."}, {"start": 8576.34, "end": 8581.26, "text": " I've seen one of those. Yeah, it's just like a little node. Yeah. All right, last time"}, {"start": 8584.78, "end": 8586.78, "text": " He's here"}, {"start": 8587.14, "end": 8590.22, "text": " Baby cryptic train. Oh, it's a dream"}, {"start": 8591.3, "end": 8594.22, "text": " Do you go for the the front or the back or the middle?"}, {"start": 8597.06, "end": 8602.14, "text": " It takes double damage on the on the skull of the front on the skulls right right right. Oh"}, {"start": 8602.14, "end": 8607.14, "text": " Oh my god. I'm gonna puke on it. Don't get the fireball."}, {"start": 8609.14, "end": 8612.14, "text": " Fireball? There's so many enemies around me."}, {"start": 8613.14, "end": 8616.14, "text": " Oh gosh. Ouch."}, {"start": 8617.14, "end": 8618.14, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 8621.14, "end": 8622.14, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8623.14, "end": 8628.14, "text": " I don't know if there's any Final Fantasy 4 team players among us, but you have to not stand in the green line."}, {"start": 8628.14, "end": 8631.14, "text": " Yep, I've recognized that now."}, {"start": 8632.14, "end": 8640.3, "text": " Oh if you can make it to me I got plenty of time right behind I'm in hell so I will not"}, {"start": 8640.3, "end": 8647.5, "text": " be resing any time soon oh my oh no that would sell fast hmm it's really looking for"}, {"start": 8647.5, "end": 8655.26, "text": " you with this yeah it keeps like hovering over me again it's making my face utility"}, {"start": 8655.26, "end": 8660.38, "text": " I keep hitting E and hitting myself same same don't ping the heels if you see them"}, {"start": 8660.380000000001, "end": 8662.62, "text": " to change the name of the"}, {"start": 8662.62, "end": 8664.380000000001, "text": " uh... there's some uh... run their"}, {"start": 8664.380000000001, "end": 8673.380000000001, "text": " bogey"}, {"start": 8673.580000000002, "end": 8677.420000000002, "text": " all right got one"}, {"start": 8677.420000000002, "end": 8680.26, "text": " or heels uh... on red"}, {"start": 8680.26, "end": 8683.02, "text": " all that's huge"}, {"start": 8683.02, "end": 8688.02, "text": " you're really good"}, {"start": 8690.380000000001, "end": 8692.380000000001, "text": " Who said that?"}, {"start": 8692.380000000001, "end": 8694.380000000001, "text": " Who said that?"}, {"start": 8694.380000000001, "end": 8696.380000000001, "text": " He's dead."}, {"start": 8696.380000000001, "end": 8702.380000000001, "text": " How are y'all are just staying in the coordinator here?"}, {"start": 8702.380000000001, "end": 8704.380000000001, "text": " I'm getting so out of the way."}, {"start": 8704.380000000001, "end": 8706.380000000001, "text": " Again how Ryan jokingly said he's peeking."}, {"start": 8706.380000000001, "end": 8708.380000000001, "text": " I'm actually doing really well."}, {"start": 8708.380000000001, "end": 8710.380000000001, "text": " I'm glad y'all are doing so."}, {"start": 8710.380000000001, "end": 8712.380000000001, "text": " I'm getting a bucket."}, {"start": 8712.380000000001, "end": 8714.380000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, peek this."}, {"start": 8714.380000000001, "end": 8716.380000000001, "text": " Kill Monroe."}, {"start": 8716.380000000001, "end": 8718.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8718.94, "end": 8720.94, "text": " Don't hit that"}, {"start": 8723.78, "end": 8727.580000000002, "text": " Oh chill I got no ammo for anything I guess"}, {"start": 8732.78, "end": 8738.000000000002, "text": " He's almost gone hurry hard hurry hard hurry hard hurry hurry hard now"}, {"start": 8740.060000000001, "end": 8742.86, "text": " I'm hurting pretty bad. I will give my life for the cause"}, {"start": 8746.380000000001, "end": 8747.380000000001, "text": " Those are my germs."}, {"start": 8747.380000000001, "end": 8749.380000000001, "text": " Those are literally my germs."}, {"start": 8749.380000000001, "end": 8751.02, "text": " Literally my..."}, {"start": 8751.02, "end": 8752.220000000001, "text": " I don't know what you want to say, literally."}, {"start": 8752.220000000001, "end": 8754.1, "text": " Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure."}, {"start": 8754.1, "end": 8754.6, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8754.6, "end": 8756.6, "text": " My germs."}, {"start": 8756.6, "end": 8760.1, "text": " Hey, thank you."}, {"start": 8760.1, "end": 8761.54, "text": " Hey, I have three health."}, {"start": 8761.54, "end": 8763.1, "text": " I gave my life for the cause almost."}, {"start": 8763.1, "end": 8764.820000000002, "text": " Is that X-Fact, Lori?"}, {"start": 8764.820000000002, "end": 8765.380000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 8765.380000000001, "end": 8765.7, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 8765.7, "end": 8765.900000000001, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 8765.900000000001, "end": 8766.400000000001, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 8766.400000000001, "end": 8767.900000000001, "text": " Get out of here."}, {"start": 8767.900000000001, "end": 8768.740000000002, "text": " Where?"}, {"start": 8768.740000000002, "end": 8769.18, "text": " Where did one?"}, {"start": 8769.18, "end": 8770.54, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 8770.54, "end": 8771.02, "text": " Time to go."}, {"start": 8771.02, "end": 8772.140000000001, "text": " Oh, there's a guy behind us."}, {"start": 8772.140000000001, "end": 8772.740000000002, "text": " I'm gonna die."}, {"start": 8772.740000000002, "end": 8773.26, "text": " There's a guy behind us."}, {"start": 8773.26, "end": 8775.580000000002, "text": " Horsey, Horsey, run."}, {"start": 8775.58, "end": 8781.66, "text": " actually horses very smart play here I could kill the new guy maybe I would"}, {"start": 8781.66, "end": 8786.36, "text": " recommend like not oh there's someone I want to resume I'm a wist"}, {"start": 8786.36, "end": 8803.66, "text": " oh boy okay thank you that way oh my god what I'm hope ours died I think I can"}, {"start": 8803.66, "end": 8805.66, "text": " I'm here to call the train, boys."}, {"start": 8805.66, "end": 8807.66, "text": " I'm riding."}, {"start": 8807.66, "end": 8809.66, "text": " We're gonna make it."}, {"start": 8809.66, "end": 8811.66, "text": " Oh, boy."}, {"start": 8811.66, "end": 8813.66, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 8813.66, "end": 8815.66, "text": " It's taking out my mount, dude."}, {"start": 8815.66, "end": 8817.66, "text": " I'm here."}, {"start": 8817.66, "end": 8819.66, "text": " I'm here at the..."}, {"start": 8819.66, "end": 8821.66, "text": " Oh, no, I'm not."}, {"start": 8821.66, "end": 8823.66, "text": " I went the wrong way."}, {"start": 8823.66, "end": 8825.66, "text": " Oh, nice."}, {"start": 8825.66, "end": 8827.66, "text": " Peak, right?"}, {"start": 8827.66, "end": 8829.66, "text": " I'm here at the..."}, {"start": 8829.66, "end": 8831.66, "text": " Oh, no, I'm not."}, {"start": 8831.66, "end": 8833.66, "text": " Nice, peak right?"}, {"start": 8833.66, "end": 8835.66, "text": " Wait, wait, my bad."}, {"start": 8835.66, "end": 8837.66, "text": " How are we?"}, {"start": 8837.66, "end": 8839.66, "text": " You guys took a lot of damage."}, {"start": 8839.66, "end": 8841.66, "text": " I'm here. Fair enough, let me second."}, {"start": 8841.66, "end": 8843.66, "text": " Res me."}, {"start": 8843.66, "end": 8845.66, "text": " Got you, got you, got you."}, {"start": 8845.66, "end": 8847.66, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8847.66, "end": 8849.66, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 8851.66, "end": 8853.66, "text": " Geez."}, {"start": 8853.66, "end": 8855.66, "text": " I got melted. Dude, this swarm here is crazy."}, {"start": 8855.66, "end": 8857.66, "text": " Crazy"}, {"start": 8859.9, "end": 8862.64, "text": " Are there any heels oh, I just it feels I think"}, {"start": 8870.42, "end": 8872.82, "text": " I like that you can still be effective as a wisp"}, {"start": 8876.66, "end": 8878.66, "text": " Yeah, I'm trying"}, {"start": 8878.66, "end": 8879.94, "text": " Oh my god, why are we doing this?"}, {"start": 8879.94, "end": 8882.1, "text": " I don't even recognize you, come to me, come to me."}, {"start": 8882.1, "end": 8884.1, "text": " Oh, wait, hold on, I'm gonna kill these guys."}, {"start": 8884.1, "end": 8885.9, "text": " I think I'm much more effective as a wisp actually,"}, {"start": 8885.9, "end": 8887.02, "text": " just leave me dead."}, {"start": 8887.02, "end": 8888.38, "text": " But we got a rescue, we're gonna lose points"}, {"start": 8888.38, "end": 8889.42, "text": " when we, when we, extra."}, {"start": 8889.42, "end": 8890.9, "text": " Oh, true, true, true, true, true, true."}, {"start": 8890.9, "end": 8892.58, "text": " I'll come to you, I'll come to you."}, {"start": 8895.08, "end": 8897.22, "text": " I said come to me, man, so many,"}, {"start": 8897.22, "end": 8898.78, "text": " I'm out of ammo already, everything's gonna"}, {"start": 8898.78, "end": 8899.619999999999, "text": " be over, everything's gonna be over."}, {"start": 8899.619999999999, "end": 8900.5, "text": " There's some, uh, under, under, under,"}, {"start": 8900.5, "end": 8902.539999999999, "text": " under, uh, thing, I don't know."}, {"start": 8903.78, "end": 8906.34, "text": " Over there, so, yeah, if I read."}, {"start": 8906.34, "end": 8907.18, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 8908.02, "end": 8910.02, "text": " See it"}, {"start": 8910.26, "end": 8912.26, "text": " Never ending"}, {"start": 8913.6, "end": 8915.6, "text": " Where are you there? I'm gonna get you into you"}, {"start": 8919.6, "end": 8921.6, "text": " But the guy needs to die"}, {"start": 8923.5, "end": 8925.5, "text": " Crazy"}, {"start": 8929.7, "end": 8931.7, "text": " One second one second in the train"}, {"start": 8937.18, "end": 8939.18, "text": " oh yeah! I'm on it!"}, {"start": 8939.18, "end": 8940.18, "text": " double train!"}, {"start": 8940.18, "end": 8942.18, "text": " oh yeah!"}, {"start": 8945.18, "end": 8947.18, "text": " no this is i i feel like i got it"}, {"start": 8947.18, "end": 8949.18, "text": " i understand"}, {"start": 8949.18, "end": 8951.18, "text": " good that was intense"}, {"start": 8951.18, "end": 8953.18, "text": " that was very nice"}, {"start": 8953.18, "end": 8955.18, "text": " show me the stats"}, {"start": 8955.18, "end": 8957.18, "text": " yes show me the stats"}, {"start": 8957.18, "end": 8959.18, "text": " i don't want to see the stats"}, {"start": 8959.18, "end": 8962.18, "text": " well holy holy cow"}, {"start": 8962.18, "end": 8991.34, "text": " I got some shock in the fragments wait till y'all find out about the other guns"}, {"start": 8991.34, "end": 8996.34, "text": " What? Shooter video aim with more than two guns in it?"}, {"start": 8996.34, "end": 9003.34, "text": " No way, man. It's a new day. Holy, holy cow."}, {"start": 9003.34, "end": 9006.34, "text": " Oh my god, I just want to reward."}, {"start": 9006.34, "end": 9011.34, "text": " Oh, so they basically told me my kills were better because I killed the strong guys."}, {"start": 9011.34, "end": 9013.34, "text": " Smart, yeah."}, {"start": 9013.34, "end": 9015.34, "text": " Going right to the hat store."}, {"start": 9015.34, "end": 9018.34, "text": " Oh, I need two more shotgun fragments."}, {"start": 9018.34, "end": 9021.82, "text": " Yeah, you only have two."}, {"start": 9021.82, "end": 9025.94, "text": " Oh, you have upgrade spots, spots, spots."}, {"start": 9025.94, "end": 9027.58, "text": " Did say spots, man."}, {"start": 9027.58, "end": 9029.18, "text": " You can upgrade dead damage."}, {"start": 9029.18, "end": 9031.78, "text": " Oh, long range."}, {"start": 9031.78, "end": 9040.02, "text": " I upgraded with the damage on my gun."}, {"start": 9040.02, "end": 9041.02, "text": " Healing area."}, {"start": 9041.02, "end": 9044.380000000001, "text": " Upgrades kind of expensive though."}, {"start": 9044.380000000001, "end": 9045.380000000001, "text": " Oh, you know what?"}, {"start": 9045.380000000001, "end": 9046.380000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9046.380000000001, "end": 9048.7, "text": " plus thousand points you can track fragments"}, {"start": 9052.300000000001, "end": 9054.62, "text": " there'll be some better spells here right?"}, {"start": 9054.62, "end": 9058.460000000001, "text": " track fragments for healing area because i want to support"}, {"start": 9058.460000000001, "end": 9061.18, "text": " i want to support you you can level up oh i see"}, {"start": 9063.740000000002, "end": 9066.86, "text": " hmm be level three down on the slot"}, {"start": 9066.86, "end": 9068.380000000001, "text": " waaaaaay"}, {"start": 9068.380000000001, "end": 9074.7, "text": " customize yeah level up your go to your weapon and customize it you can increase its stuff"}, {"start": 9074.7, "end": 9077.54, "text": " I am getting the lifesteal spell."}, {"start": 9080.18, "end": 9083.94, "text": " You need two hundred and fifty to gamble on the same thing."}, {"start": 9083.94, "end": 9085.220000000001, "text": " I'm afraid."}, {"start": 9085.220000000001, "end": 9087.060000000001, "text": " Darn it."}, {"start": 9087.060000000001, "end": 9088.820000000002, "text": " Three guys up, really?"}, {"start": 9088.820000000002, "end": 9090.78, "text": " The weapon icon."}, {"start": 9091.94, "end": 9094.58, "text": " Click on your weapon and then click customize."}, {"start": 9094.58, "end": 9095.42, "text": " And that's how you."}, {"start": 9095.42, "end": 9097.5, "text": " Oh, it's very expensive. Upgrade your hero."}, {"start": 9097.5, "end": 9098.78, "text": " I see what you guys."}, {"start": 9098.78, "end": 9100.820000000002, "text": " The ammo is pretty cheap."}, {"start": 9100.82, "end": 9107.82, "text": " The ammo is only 40 gold per."}, {"start": 9107.82, "end": 9113.02, "text": " Boy, these are expensive upgrades, huh?"}, {"start": 9113.02, "end": 9115.619999999999, "text": " I need six shotgun pregnancy unlockable purchase."}, {"start": 9115.619999999999, "end": 9117.22, "text": " They're literally trolling, bro."}, {"start": 9117.22, "end": 9121.66, "text": " Watch me, I'm a hero, I don't know what you're saying, Jeff."}, {"start": 9121.66, "end": 9127.66, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, you can apply jokers to your gun permanently?"}, {"start": 9127.66, "end": 9128.66, "text": " Apparently."}, {"start": 9128.66, "end": 9129.5, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 9129.5, "end": 9131.82, "text": " Um, okay."}, {"start": 9131.82, "end": 9132.66, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9132.66, "end": 9134.5, "text": " There's a strong one."}, {"start": 9134.5, "end": 9136.02, "text": " Oh, I see, I see."}, {"start": 9136.02, "end": 9136.86, "text": " Hey, what do you see?"}, {"start": 9136.86, "end": 9137.7, "text": " Explain it to me."}, {"start": 9137.7, "end": 9139.58, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 9139.58, "end": 9142.26, "text": " So if you go to the gun shop, you click on your gun,"}, {"start": 9142.26, "end": 9143.7, "text": " you click Customize."}, {"start": 9145.3, "end": 9146.619999999999, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 9146.619999999999, "end": 9148.06, "text": " And then in the bottom right,"}, {"start": 9148.06, "end": 9150.46, "text": " there's a Joker thingy, so if you hit."}, {"start": 9151.66, "end": 9154.58, "text": " Oh, okay, I'm not gonna do that though."}, {"start": 9154.58, "end": 9156.34, "text": " I'm gonna upgrade my sidearm"}, {"start": 9156.34, "end": 9157.18, "text": " that I'm gonna stick with."}, {"start": 9157.18, "end": 9158.18, "text": " Don't kill me, please."}, {"start": 9158.66, "end": 9164.78, "text": " Okay, and then what is oh, I don't have any gold because I'm a fool"}, {"start": 9166.14, "end": 9168.14, "text": " I'm ready"}, {"start": 9169.14, "end": 9175.82, "text": " Okay, I took two gold teeth so they drop more gold so I can buy more stuff right smart, right insanely smart"}, {"start": 9176.98, "end": 9178.98, "text": " Games cost sick"}, {"start": 9179.539999999999, "end": 9181.02, "text": " Kind of sick"}, {"start": 9181.02, "end": 9183.86, "text": " Remove the kind of and just gain sick"}, {"start": 9183.86, "end": 9191.220000000001, "text": " It's out now check out far far west use the estimation point West or FFW whatever the command is in your chat"}, {"start": 9191.220000000001, "end": 9194.300000000001, "text": " I got far far west 10% off I did FFW because some"}, {"start": 9198.66, "end": 9204.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, you you buy it and then you have to click it again, and you'll see it kind of fill the spawn right"}, {"start": 9204.82, "end": 9208.78, "text": " You could do you can buy two as well. Oh, and I don't know. Yeah. Oh"}, {"start": 9210.18, "end": 9212.18, "text": " That's why"}, {"start": 9212.18, "end": 9217.18, "text": " I got one that drops gold because I want more gold."}, {"start": 9217.18, "end": 9218.18, "text": " Yes, same."}, {"start": 9218.18, "end": 9224.18, "text": " So at level 4 you get more, level 6, level 8, you get more slots."}, {"start": 9224.18, "end": 9228.18, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 9228.18, "end": 9232.18, "text": " I'm sorry, okay?"}, {"start": 9232.18, "end": 9235.18, "text": " You be kind, eh?"}, {"start": 9235.18, "end": 9238.18, "text": " I'm tracking the fragments on the car unit."}, {"start": 9238.18, "end": 9240.28, "text": " Jane Doe skin didn't take hold on"}, {"start": 9243.62, "end": 9248.380000000001, "text": " And then when you buy stuff you then need to equip it after it doesn't auto equip still didn't apply"}, {"start": 9248.380000000001, "end": 9251.9, "text": " Oh, no, okay. Wait my bad y'all. Am I being trolled?"}, {"start": 9253.220000000001, "end": 9255.220000000001, "text": " Troll this"}, {"start": 9256.82, "end": 9259.9, "text": " It literally has a Joker on it ban that individual"}, {"start": 9261.380000000001, "end": 9263.380000000001, "text": " Mods ban this individual"}, {"start": 9264.02, "end": 9267.82, "text": " Get him Joker on the rifle. I don't have enough souls ban that individual right now"}, {"start": 9268.18, "end": 9269.32, "text": " Fire shot game."}, {"start": 9269.32, "end": 9276.18, "text": " Jokers on my rifle, Jokers on my gun, here I am, in the far far west with you."}, {"start": 9276.18, "end": 9279.02, "text": " No we can do the hard one now, I bet we can."}, {"start": 9279.02, "end": 9280.7, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 9280.7, "end": 9287.1, "text": " Now that we know our own machine, yeah, let's go."}, {"start": 9287.1, "end": 9290.62, "text": " You bought three gold teeth, who do you think I am man, Steely Dan?"}, {"start": 9290.62, "end": 9291.62, "text": " You got three?"}, {"start": 9291.62, "end": 9292.62, "text": " Yeah, sometimes."}, {"start": 9292.62, "end": 9294.62, "text": " They're not fair enough"}, {"start": 9299.400000000001, "end": 9305.660000000002, "text": " The hard ones are hard don't say it now tell me that why does it say we finish no missions when we finish the mission?"}, {"start": 9307.560000000001, "end": 9311.480000000001, "text": " I have one normal mission one normal mission mind does not say what it says"}, {"start": 9311.480000000001, "end": 9316.52, "text": " It's a zero as well. Oh, it's probably because bear and I got the kill shot on the box"}, {"start": 9316.68, "end": 9317.68, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 9317.68, "end": 9322.42, "text": " Probably because the Apollo and I were alive and no mission is complete without dying so I"}, {"start": 9324.66, "end": 9331.94, "text": " Would argue that can you really finish anything if you're alive? I mean I would argue that I agree with you"}, {"start": 9333.7, "end": 9335.7, "text": " There's Luke here dude here guys"}, {"start": 9337.880000000001, "end": 9339.880000000001, "text": " Loose a spawner here"}, {"start": 9342.0, "end": 9343.84, "text": " Whoo"}, {"start": 9343.84, "end": 9351.36, "text": " Yo, you can sprint on the horse dude. You can go so fast. Oh my god. I think is this a frag? Oh, I jumped off the cliff"}, {"start": 9352.960000000001, "end": 9359.52, "text": " Souls me guys. I got to see about a fragment dude. Let's go. Let's go to this one. That's 190 meters away. Oh"}, {"start": 9360.68, "end": 9363.960000000001, "text": " You're right. Whatever we want fragment so we can get our"}, {"start": 9364.6, "end": 9368.880000000001, "text": " Upgrade our weapon we can we can say whatever the hell we want nice"}, {"start": 9368.880000000001, "end": 9372.880000000001, "text": " You can't though because this is a sponsor segment. There's certain things."}, {"start": 9372.880000000001, "end": 9374.880000000001, "text": " Huge load of dynamite."}, {"start": 9374.880000000001, "end": 9378.880000000001, "text": " There's certain things we have to say at certain moments."}, {"start": 9378.880000000001, "end": 9382.880000000001, "text": " Like make sure to check out our podcast using the links in the description and or use the code."}, {"start": 9382.880000000001, "end": 9384.880000000001, "text": " Help, help, help."}, {"start": 9384.880000000001, "end": 9386.880000000001, "text": " What did you get yourself?"}, {"start": 9386.880000000001, "end": 9388.880000000001, "text": " We got to get to the stuff."}, {"start": 9388.880000000001, "end": 9390.880000000001, "text": " You are entering a dangerous zone, beware."}, {"start": 9390.880000000001, "end": 9392.880000000001, "text": " Let's get into the dangerous zone, beware."}, {"start": 9392.880000000001, "end": 9394.880000000001, "text": " I'm here"}, {"start": 9403.400000000001, "end": 9409.76, "text": " So I you kind of set your own you have a goal, but you also kind of set your own objective during the mission"}, {"start": 9410.400000000001, "end": 9412.68, "text": " They'll cut see how much you do you want to get?"}, {"start": 9413.36, "end": 9418.720000000001, "text": " Which amps up the danger level? Oh, that's a very effective here"}, {"start": 9418.72, "end": 9419.72, "text": " I understand."}, {"start": 9419.72, "end": 9423.76, "text": " There's just these big white foundry skulls that we have to find."}, {"start": 9423.76, "end": 9424.76, "text": " They're just on top."}, {"start": 9424.76, "end": 9425.76, "text": " I got one on top."}, {"start": 9425.76, "end": 9428.76, "text": " Oh yeah, they're just all around this area, yeah, okay."}, {"start": 9428.76, "end": 9429.76, "text": " My germs."}, {"start": 9429.76, "end": 9430.76, "text": " Excuse me now."}, {"start": 9430.76, "end": 9431.76, "text": " Uno m\u00e1s."}, {"start": 9431.76, "end": 9432.76, "text": " Gold chest."}, {"start": 9432.76, "end": 9433.76, "text": " Gold chest."}, {"start": 9433.76, "end": 9434.76, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9434.76, "end": 9435.76, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 9435.76, "end": 9436.76, "text": " Jokers."}, {"start": 9436.76, "end": 9443.76, "text": " 15% chance that opening a chest gives you a random joker."}, {"start": 9443.76, "end": 9444.76, "text": " Good."}, {"start": 9444.76, "end": 9451.76, "text": " Oh, so I didn't get one."}, {"start": 9451.76, "end": 9454.76, "text": " We took two."}, {"start": 9454.76, "end": 9456.76, "text": " I didn't take two."}, {"start": 9456.76, "end": 9458.76, "text": " I think they only dropped three."}, {"start": 9458.76, "end": 9460.76, "text": " I didn't take two."}, {"start": 9460.76, "end": 9462.76, "text": " There's no way."}, {"start": 9462.76, "end": 9464.76, "text": " Wait, is there one over here?"}, {"start": 9464.76, "end": 9466.76, "text": " There's a heal right there too."}, {"start": 9466.76, "end": 9468.76, "text": " You guys needed it, I think."}, {"start": 9468.76, "end": 9471.76, "text": " I can't heal my broken heart."}, {"start": 9471.76, "end": 9475.460000000001, "text": " If we all get on this card at the same time, I think it'll take us all together and it goes really quick"}, {"start": 9475.76, "end": 9477.6, "text": " So three oh, oh, no"}, {"start": 9478.800000000001, "end": 9481.28, "text": " Wow, wow, and who gave you that card? I"}, {"start": 9482.52, "end": 9484.52, "text": " Think I deserve this honestly"}, {"start": 9485.2, "end": 9490.16, "text": " It's not our fault only drop three that I don't believe you. I think it only dropped three man"}, {"start": 9491.0, "end": 9494.04, "text": " Well down left like this sprint with the horse, right? Oh"}, {"start": 9495.36, "end": 9499.36, "text": " Well, there's something on top of this hill here. It's okay. We can mind it. We can mind this we can mind this"}, {"start": 9501.76, "end": 9504.460000000001, "text": " Oh, it's the grave."}, {"start": 9504.460000000001, "end": 9505.960000000001, "text": " How'd you do that?"}, {"start": 9505.960000000001, "end": 9506.960000000001, "text": " It's gold!"}, {"start": 9506.960000000001, "end": 9509.72, "text": " It's gold, man!"}, {"start": 9509.72, "end": 9511.44, "text": " Oh, we share the gold, too, apparently."}, {"start": 9511.44, "end": 9512.44, "text": " That's cool."}, {"start": 9512.44, "end": 9513.44, "text": " I love that."}, {"start": 9513.44, "end": 9514.44, "text": " I'm loving that."}, {"start": 9514.44, "end": 9519.2, "text": " There's something down this way."}, {"start": 9519.2, "end": 9521.2, "text": " Oh boy."}, {"start": 9521.2, "end": 9522.44, "text": " This map is enormous."}, {"start": 9522.44, "end": 9525.960000000001, "text": " I'm gonna wish in this well."}, {"start": 9525.960000000001, "end": 9526.960000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9526.960000000001, "end": 9530.08, "text": " Oh, there's birds down there."}, {"start": 9530.08, "end": 9531.08, "text": " There's bad boys."}, {"start": 9531.08, "end": 9533.08, "text": " We stole"}, {"start": 9535.84, "end": 9537.84, "text": " It's a satisfying sound"}, {"start": 9539.48, "end": 9541.48, "text": " It's got a good like that. Don't do it"}, {"start": 9542.16, "end": 9545.84, "text": " Very sauce on an honor sauce and boys, so I'm loving the sauce. Oh"}, {"start": 9548.48, "end": 9551.28, "text": " My god, ah, ah jeez"}, {"start": 9552.68, "end": 9554.88, "text": " Wait, there's a gold I'm mining for gold"}, {"start": 9556.52, "end": 9558.52, "text": " Holy"}, {"start": 9558.56, "end": 9560.56, "text": " Save me"}, {"start": 9561.08, "end": 9564.8, "text": " I'm saving it because it's mine for golds."}, {"start": 9564.8, "end": 9568.56, "text": " We need that gold to upgrade so that we can become stronger over time."}, {"start": 9568.56, "end": 9569.56, "text": " Indeed."}, {"start": 9569.56, "end": 9572.08, "text": " Oh, there's guys down there."}, {"start": 9572.08, "end": 9575.2, "text": " Oh, they're blowing me off the cliff."}, {"start": 9575.2, "end": 9576.2, "text": " Hey!"}, {"start": 9576.2, "end": 9577.2, "text": " Hey now!"}, {"start": 9577.2, "end": 9579.2, "text": " That's an impressive toss, buddy!"}, {"start": 9579.2, "end": 9582.2, "text": " What the hell is that, man?"}, {"start": 9582.2, "end": 9584.2, "text": " Are you keeping on him?"}, {"start": 9584.2, "end": 9585.2, "text": " Jopa."}, {"start": 9585.2, "end": 9587.2, "text": " Oh, I should throw a fireball."}, {"start": 9587.2, "end": 9589.2, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9589.2, "end": 9590.2, "text": " We'll talk."}, {"start": 9590.2, "end": 9602.880000000001, "text": " the spawners because they they get sold. Oh cool. I goofed. Where are you ball? Follow"}, {"start": 9602.880000000001, "end": 9610.400000000001, "text": " like I'm on the bridge and blow em up. Yeah buddy. Oh behind us. Oh no that's you shooting"}, {"start": 9610.400000000001, "end": 9616.16, "text": " that thing. Yeah my bad. Did you take damage? I don't know. It gave me a little indication"}, {"start": 9616.16, "end": 9620.66, "text": " I do think you can get hit by your teammates spells for sure. Okay"}, {"start": 9624.98, "end": 9630.9, "text": " I'm not sure about your teammates. Well, let's check it. Ah, you're chill. Oh, man. Yep. Not that badly hurt. It did"}, {"start": 9630.9, "end": 9634.78, "text": " It wasn't us. Yeah. Oh my god. Sorry. Your health is really low"}, {"start": 9636.74, "end": 9638.74, "text": " I wonder why"}, {"start": 9638.74, "end": 9641.94, "text": " We were dying so much in the last round. I wasn't shooting you guys"}, {"start": 9641.94, "end": 9644.94, "text": " I got a drain life spell."}, {"start": 9644.94, "end": 9647.94, "text": " You want to borrow it?"}, {"start": 9647.94, "end": 9649.94, "text": " I would help."}, {"start": 9649.94, "end": 9652.94, "text": " Oh look, they got some red jet."}, {"start": 9652.94, "end": 9655.94, "text": " This looks serious."}, {"start": 9655.94, "end": 9657.94, "text": " I'm going objective mode."}, {"start": 9657.94, "end": 9659.94, "text": " E3, E3 line."}, {"start": 9659.94, "end": 9661.94, "text": " Objective, but look at this guy's got super weapons."}, {"start": 9661.94, "end": 9666.94, "text": " Actually, they're over on my ping."}, {"start": 9666.94, "end": 9669.94, "text": " I ain't. Oh god, I fell!"}, {"start": 9669.94, "end": 9675.1, "text": " I'm just saying there could be something real good over there. These guys put up shields"}, {"start": 9675.380000000001, "end": 9680.26, "text": " You want to do it there? No, you want to do a split party here? We could try. Let's do it"}, {"start": 9680.66, "end": 9686.62, "text": " I'm on a ammo. No guts. No glory. They shoot from far though, so be careful. All right"}, {"start": 9688.140000000001, "end": 9691.94, "text": " All right, I'm closing in on you. Get some cover for sure. Yeah"}, {"start": 9692.78, "end": 9696.42, "text": " I might just take this. Is that a melee button? B. Oh, I missed my fireball"}, {"start": 9699.94, "end": 9706.82, "text": " Here comes the captain. Yes. See ya. Oh yeah, this is not going to the objective."}, {"start": 9706.82, "end": 9714.42, "text": " Oh yeah, but more guys back over here. Yeah, there's a heal right here. I pinged it."}, {"start": 9714.42, "end": 9719.220000000001, "text": " Smart, they're going to need that. Oh, there's gold. Us, probably not."}, {"start": 9719.220000000001, "end": 9726.02, "text": " There's also dynamite. Oh my god."}, {"start": 9726.02, "end": 9728.02, "text": " There's that one."}, {"start": 9728.02, "end": 9730.02, "text": " There's Candle."}, {"start": 9730.02, "end": 9732.02, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 9732.02, "end": 9735.02, "text": " Ooh, the first 25% of your clip does bonus damage, huh?"}, {"start": 9735.02, "end": 9737.02, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 9737.02, "end": 9738.02, "text": " Keep it best."}, {"start": 9738.02, "end": 9740.02, "text": " There's a spawner over here."}, {"start": 9740.02, "end": 9742.02, "text": " Is there anything actually going to go over here?"}, {"start": 9742.02, "end": 9744.02, "text": " I guess we got some money."}, {"start": 9744.02, "end": 9747.02, "text": " We got some camaraderie out of it."}, {"start": 9747.02, "end": 9749.02, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 9749.02, "end": 9752.02, "text": " All right, we're coming, boys."}, {"start": 9752.02, "end": 9756.82, "text": " what's great is that like we didn't help but we give the money to"}, {"start": 9757.66, "end": 9767.26, "text": " yeah we got the means we got the stats true first you get the money there's a"}, {"start": 9767.26, "end": 9774.300000000001, "text": " church over here something make that was awesome"}, {"start": 9775.82, "end": 9781.220000000001, "text": " he's dead you're far out oh no I got no way you know what you're far out to"}, {"start": 9781.22, "end": 9796.939999999999, "text": " buddy. Thanks pal. Good, good one. Cancel my fall damage like a boss. Why are you two"}, {"start": 9826.94, "end": 9828.94, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 9829.26, "end": 9831.26, "text": " i think the loot goblin escaped"}, {"start": 9832.54, "end": 9834.54, "text": " i'm not one of the bonus ejector"}, {"start": 9835.42, "end": 9837.42, "text": " there are a lot of people here"}, {"start": 9837.5, "end": 9839.5, "text": " where's the yellow one buddy"}, {"start": 9841.58, "end": 9844.140000000001, "text": " i'll come that way bro no no no don't even worry about a guy like me"}, {"start": 9845.42, "end": 9847.42, "text": " oh my god that's why i keep doing this"}, {"start": 9850.140000000001, "end": 9852.62, "text": " all i got to do is six times oh my god"}, {"start": 9856.94, "end": 9858.94, "text": " Somebody kicked the basket in my face"}, {"start": 9863.78, "end": 9870.02, "text": " In the house good joke got him big deals over here"}, {"start": 9872.82, "end": 9877.66, "text": " Take it you I would love some secondary ammunition if you see it"}, {"start": 9879.82, "end": 9885.92, "text": " Got him like the way they look up to deal bottom and jump it all over them"}, {"start": 9886.94, "end": 9894.42, "text": " I'm glad he's your new Gatorade Splashbox, get out of the way, Hazelman."}, {"start": 9894.42, "end": 9896.42, "text": " Use it, Al."}, {"start": 9896.42, "end": 9901.42, "text": " What are you doing over here, Paul?"}, {"start": 9901.42, "end": 9903.42, "text": " You alright?"}, {"start": 9903.42, "end": 9906.42, "text": " Paul, is this the thing you found?"}, {"start": 9906.42, "end": 9909.42, "text": " It's like a bonus objective, yeah."}, {"start": 9909.42, "end": 9910.42, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9910.42, "end": 9911.42, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 9911.42, "end": 9912.42, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 9912.42, "end": 9913.42, "text": " That big, explodey guy."}, {"start": 9913.42, "end": 9914.42, "text": " I'm not sure what..."}, {"start": 9914.42, "end": 9916.42, "text": " It's pointing to the top of this thing."}, {"start": 9916.42, "end": 9918.42, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 9919.7, "end": 9925.72, "text": " Hey, this is jumping puzzle. I don't know what you guys are doing. I'm on the average George Costanz with subplot right now"}, {"start": 9928.66, "end": 9930.66, "text": " This"}, {"start": 9936.1, "end": 9938.34, "text": " Do it that was rough"}, {"start": 9940.02, "end": 9942.02, "text": " It's like I know Joe"}, {"start": 9942.02, "end": 9947.140000000001, "text": " I'm conjuring a skull. Oh hell yeah, I'm doing the man eject it"}, {"start": 9948.98, "end": 9951.460000000001, "text": " Oh, he did it really is drilling"}, {"start": 9952.18, "end": 9955.42, "text": " But oh the pressure is gonna go God. I need help"}, {"start": 9960.7, "end": 9962.82, "text": " You gotta keep them in the queue zone, okay"}, {"start": 9963.86, "end": 9965.86, "text": " understood"}, {"start": 9965.9, "end": 9970.54, "text": " So the left the left valve lowers the pressure and the right valve increases it"}, {"start": 9970.54, "end": 9975.740000000002, "text": " Um, and I'm I'm being attacked. I'm coming. Oh, no"}, {"start": 9982.060000000001, "end": 9988.580000000002, "text": " This one's not stable. Yeah, I gotta increase that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah taking our position for a flank"}, {"start": 9993.460000000001, "end": 9995.460000000001, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 9995.460000000001, "end": 10014.140000000001, "text": " I'm keeping them."}, {"start": 10014.140000000001, "end": 10015.660000000002, "text": " You can preemptively lower the pressure."}, {"start": 10015.660000000002, "end": 10017.18, "text": " You need to increase or lower the pressure."}, {"start": 10017.18, "end": 10018.18, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10018.18, "end": 10020.18, "text": " It needs to be in the middle of the middle thing."}, {"start": 10020.18, "end": 10021.18, "text": " I got it, I got it."}, {"start": 10025.18, "end": 10026.18, "text": " Oh, here we go."}, {"start": 10026.18, "end": 10027.18, "text": " YOUCH!"}, {"start": 10029.18, "end": 10031.18, "text": " YOUCH!"}, {"start": 10032.18, "end": 10034.18, "text": " That's a good YOUCH, I like that."}, {"start": 10043.18, "end": 10045.18, "text": " Get a little Waluigi with it."}, {"start": 10045.18, "end": 10047.18, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10047.34, "end": 10049.78, "text": " Just say thank you guys for being the objectives"}, {"start": 10054.06, "end": 10059.6, "text": " Did we break it that could be like a good kind of warning. Yeah"}, {"start": 10061.26, "end": 10063.26, "text": " Look up and look up and"}, {"start": 10067.380000000001, "end": 10069.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, I"}, {"start": 10072.42, "end": 10074.42, "text": " Mean this does sound bad"}, {"start": 10075.18, "end": 10082.06, "text": " oh never mind it was good well this was easier"}, {"start": 10082.06, "end": 10085.58, "text": " where is the boss spawner all the way over there yeah all the way over there"}, {"start": 10085.58, "end": 10093.54, "text": " way the gun fragment yeah yeah yeah get it I guess you get a fragment when you"}, {"start": 10093.54, "end": 10100.86, "text": " do the objective you get a fragment when you beat the boss to be boss the boss"}, {"start": 10100.86, "end": 10102.86, "text": " You have to be tough."}, {"start": 10102.86, "end": 10105.86, "text": " Walter, you have to be tough."}, {"start": 10107.86, "end": 10109.86, "text": " What's that for? Like, leave it to Beaver?"}, {"start": 10109.86, "end": 10111.86, "text": " No, Breaking Bad."}, {"start": 10111.86, "end": 10113.86, "text": " I've never heard of it."}, {"start": 10113.86, "end": 10116.86, "text": " I think Breaking Bad was a sequel to leave it to Beaver."}, {"start": 10116.86, "end": 10118.86, "text": " Mike was a hero, for sure."}, {"start": 10118.86, "end": 10122.86, "text": " Breaking Bad, I'm fixin' good, you know what I'm sayin'?"}, {"start": 10122.86, "end": 10126.86, "text": " Some guys still have some kitchen memories they're like that."}, {"start": 10126.86, "end": 10129.86, "text": " I'd go for some mac and cheese right now, how about you?"}, {"start": 10129.86, "end": 10131.86, "text": " I don't know something bad."}, {"start": 10131.86, "end": 10134.86, "text": " Oh sure, don't even ask if I want that or whatever."}, {"start": 10134.86, "end": 10135.86, "text": " You can just take it."}, {"start": 10135.86, "end": 10137.86, "text": " I asked how about you."}, {"start": 10137.86, "end": 10139.86, "text": " I was not mac and cheese."}, {"start": 10139.86, "end": 10142.86, "text": " Nope, it's always good mac and cheese."}, {"start": 10142.86, "end": 10145.86, "text": " Before we start with something, something over here."}, {"start": 10145.86, "end": 10147.86, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 10147.86, "end": 10149.86, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 10149.86, "end": 10151.86, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 10151.86, "end": 10155.86, "text": " Nothing falling into our feast bro."}, {"start": 10155.86, "end": 10157.86, "text": " Is..."}, {"start": 10157.86, "end": 10159.86, "text": " Yeah, sending it"}, {"start": 10159.980000000001, "end": 10161.980000000001, "text": " Yo, you think of what I'm thinking?"}, {"start": 10163.26, "end": 10167.900000000001, "text": " It's a little heads drill dog. There's a little fez. It's a little secret. Yeah"}, {"start": 10171.66, "end": 10173.66, "text": " That does look pretty secrety"}, {"start": 10173.82, "end": 10179.12, "text": " Secret secrets are no fun secret secrets for someone. Is this a fragment? Oh right here activate the drill"}, {"start": 10180.86, "end": 10182.86, "text": " Everyone must be"}, {"start": 10182.86, "end": 10186.380000000001, "text": " at the boss you didn't want to talk to this this we did we did that's what we"}, {"start": 10186.380000000001, "end": 10190.94, "text": " said yeah we have a view maybe we all had to talk to him"}, {"start": 10190.94, "end": 10196.78, "text": " man i have to die this time he takes more damage in their head no shot"}, {"start": 10196.78, "end": 10201.1, "text": " ah oh what the fuck oh he's thin he's thin"}, {"start": 10201.1, "end": 10204.220000000001, "text": " skinny boy can i like dash through that oh not really"}, {"start": 10204.220000000001, "end": 10208.62, "text": " you stay close to the middle of the body yeah yeah physics am i right"}, {"start": 10208.62, "end": 10211.42, "text": " Holy... Okay, I'm low already, I gotta make sure."}, {"start": 10214.300000000001, "end": 10216.380000000001, "text": " What was the healing trick, still? Didn't we have something?"}, {"start": 10216.380000000001, "end": 10217.820000000002, "text": " Yeah, there's their, uh..."}, {"start": 10223.26, "end": 10224.94, "text": " I'm gonna put a bullet in your head!"}, {"start": 10224.94, "end": 10226.140000000001, "text": " Slarm all!"}, {"start": 10226.78, "end": 10227.900000000001, "text": " I'm trying not to do it."}, {"start": 10229.02, "end": 10230.060000000001, "text": " We should, uh..."}, {"start": 10230.62, "end": 10231.26, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 10231.26, "end": 10233.900000000001, "text": " We should divvy up, like, to, like, add control, you know?"}, {"start": 10233.900000000001, "end": 10235.740000000002, "text": " Like, so much to deal with the adds, so much to..."}, {"start": 10235.740000000002, "end": 10236.94, "text": " So, the three people hit the boss, you know?"}, {"start": 10236.94, "end": 10238.94, "text": " Yeah, the obvious mob is like that."}, {"start": 10247.78, "end": 10249.140000000001, "text": " Get out of your spells, dude."}, {"start": 10249.140000000001, "end": 10250.58, "text": " Yeah, doin' that."}, {"start": 10250.58, "end": 10252.08, "text": " Of course. Of course."}, {"start": 10253.12, "end": 10256.12, "text": " I'm getting my... my butt beat."}, {"start": 10256.460000000001, "end": 10256.960000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 10260.720000000001, "end": 10261.58, "text": " You guys need to get dressed."}, {"start": 10261.58, "end": 10262.58, "text": " Oh, what are those?"}, {"start": 10265.42, "end": 10266.42, "text": " The purple things."}, {"start": 10266.94, "end": 10273.94, "text": " Oh, I'm dying, oh man."}, {"start": 10273.94, "end": 10280.94, "text": " Oh, I'm also dying a little bit."}, {"start": 10280.94, "end": 10282.94, "text": " Jeez."}, {"start": 10282.94, "end": 10283.94, "text": " Ammo?"}, {"start": 10283.94, "end": 10285.94, "text": " Oh, no, no."}, {"start": 10285.94, "end": 10287.94, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 10287.94, "end": 10289.94, "text": " I dropped some ammo here."}, {"start": 10289.94, "end": 10294.94, "text": " I got stuck on the lake, mate!"}, {"start": 10294.94, "end": 10296.94, "text": " Geez"}, {"start": 10300.060000000001, "end": 10302.060000000001, "text": " There we go"}, {"start": 10312.060000000001, "end": 10314.060000000001, "text": " God damn dude"}, {"start": 10318.62, "end": 10320.62, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10321.02, "end": 10323.02, "text": " No, no, no, no, you're not cooked"}, {"start": 10323.02, "end": 10344.02, "text": " I'm okay. I'm okay. Fire him. He's spinning. Wait, I'm so bad. I can't. I can't. I can't."}, {"start": 10344.02, "end": 10346.02, "text": " Hurry hard, hurry hard!"}, {"start": 10346.02, "end": 10347.02, "text": " I'm in, I'm in!"}, {"start": 10347.02, "end": 10349.02, "text": " Kill him anyway, kill him anyway."}, {"start": 10349.02, "end": 10351.02, "text": " Get him!"}, {"start": 10351.02, "end": 10353.02, "text": " I got like 15 HP."}, {"start": 10353.02, "end": 10354.02, "text": " Get him!"}, {"start": 10354.02, "end": 10355.02, "text": " Y'all got it, Y'all got it, nice!"}, {"start": 10355.02, "end": 10356.02, "text": " He's dead, bro."}, {"start": 10356.02, "end": 10357.02, "text": " Got him."}, {"start": 10357.02, "end": 10359.02, "text": " My germs, my germs."}, {"start": 10359.02, "end": 10362.02, "text": " Anyone know what the purple, what's the purple drops?"}, {"start": 10362.02, "end": 10364.02, "text": " Anyone know what the purple drops are?"}, {"start": 10364.02, "end": 10366.02, "text": " I don't know what those are."}, {"start": 10366.02, "end": 10368.02, "text": " Hold on, hold on, I'm being attacked."}, {"start": 10368.02, "end": 10369.02, "text": " Where are you?"}, {"start": 10369.02, "end": 10371.02, "text": " Venice."}, {"start": 10371.02, "end": 10378.060000000001, "text": " you know purple drops on being side with you i think that the purple drops during the boss"}, {"start": 10378.060000000001, "end": 10380.140000000001, "text": " i yeah i was wondering that too i don't i'm not sure what they do"}, {"start": 10383.02, "end": 10383.74, "text": " any heels"}, {"start": 10389.02, "end": 10391.26, "text": " healing aura you guys are gonna love me so much"}, {"start": 10395.1, "end": 10395.9, "text": " who i got here"}, {"start": 10395.9, "end": 10404.9, "text": " here. Traction. Swag up. Bye bye. Got extractions gonna be a lot easier now that I know you can"}, {"start": 10404.9, "end": 10412.9, "text": " sprint on a horse. How do you sprint on a horse? Hold that left click. Oh! Yeah, that seems"}, {"start": 10412.9, "end": 10415.9, "text": " to be just like infinitely strong where she killed a boss. Yeah, if you say so. Anyone"}, {"start": 10415.9, "end": 10421.9, "text": " else feel like you're kind of at like the Boons of Eath class right now? Hmm. I don't"}, {"start": 10421.9, "end": 10426.359999999999, "text": " I'm gonna steal right here on me ping him. Oh, that's your turn at 15. Oh"}, {"start": 10434.14, "end": 10436.14, "text": " My god"}, {"start": 10438.58, "end": 10440.58, "text": " What I got kicked off"}, {"start": 10442.06, "end": 10444.699999999999, "text": " They call it I feel like I'm gonna call it I"}, {"start": 10447.34, "end": 10451.68, "text": " May have fireball you off the edge. I'm not a hundred percent sure yeah, no that"}, {"start": 10451.9, "end": 10454.96, "text": " I think I didn't die. Yeah, that's good"}, {"start": 10459.539999999999, "end": 10461.539999999999, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 10463.22, "end": 10465.22, "text": " How do I get to be extracts"}, {"start": 10467.539999999999, "end": 10469.539999999999, "text": " Oh, watch out. It's a big explosion"}, {"start": 10470.539999999999, "end": 10473.5, "text": " It's nuclear boy. Yeah, he's gonna pop"}, {"start": 10475.859999999999, "end": 10477.859999999999, "text": " There he goes huge"}, {"start": 10477.86, "end": 10481.86, "text": " right"}, {"start": 10481.86, "end": 10486.18, "text": " man that that is really impressive like visual effects"}, {"start": 10486.18, "end": 10488.82, "text": " that's really good man that's really well done"}, {"start": 10488.82, "end": 10492.66, "text": " i can't i'm in the middle of a sponsored segment"}, {"start": 10494.26, "end": 10499.300000000001, "text": " no i'm out of ammo thank you"}, {"start": 10501.060000000001, "end": 10505.140000000001, "text": " he dead he dead ammo okay there we go"}, {"start": 10505.14, "end": 10506.14, "text": " We love it."}, {"start": 10507.779999999999, "end": 10508.939999999999, "text": " Thank you by the way."}, {"start": 10515.779999999999, "end": 10516.779999999999, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 10519.279999999999, "end": 10520.279999999999, "text": " Oh my goodness."}, {"start": 10520.279999999999, "end": 10521.279999999999, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 10524.88, "end": 10525.88, "text": " That was good."}, {"start": 10525.88, "end": 10528.88, "text": " I can't believe you're still using the rower."}, {"start": 10530.48, "end": 10532.48, "text": " In a world where drain life exists."}, {"start": 10533.24, "end": 10534.24, "text": " I don't have it."}, {"start": 10534.24, "end": 10539.199999999999, "text": " you could have gotten it maybe I don't know how can I have gotten it I'm gonna grab my mind"}, {"start": 10547.199999999999, "end": 10550.8, "text": " I think that my stance are going to be close to the top on this one"}, {"start": 10553.119999999999, "end": 10556.0, "text": " I don't I'm not sure"}, {"start": 10556.0, "end": 10576.32, "text": " Yeah, second place. Yeah, okay. 169 of like the weak guys like the boss. I killed the"}, {"start": 10576.32, "end": 10582.32, "text": " boss. I killed the boss. We have enough souls to go back to the solution. Maybe we could"}, {"start": 10582.32, "end": 10585.58, "text": " I killed the boss but I was killed on the, I was there."}, {"start": 10586.58, "end": 10590.06, "text": " This in second? Yeah, but I also fired the third least shots."}, {"start": 10590.06, "end": 10593.06, "text": " So if anything, that's the efficiency is off the charts."}, {"start": 10593.56, "end": 10594.56, "text": " I revived."}, {"start": 10595.34, "end": 10598.46, "text": " You did actually bring your back to life, which I actually know about Apollo Brown."}, {"start": 10598.46, "end": 10599.46, "text": " Back to life."}, {"start": 10599.46, "end": 10601.46, "text": " Well, I brought their back to life."}, {"start": 10601.46, "end": 10602.46, "text": " He did."}, {"start": 10605.06, "end": 10608.06, "text": " We even have souls to game, but I don't know if that's what I had to do with it, I gotta do it first."}, {"start": 10608.06, "end": 10609.06, "text": " Yes! Yes!"}, {"start": 10609.56, "end": 10610.56, "text": " You first."}, {"start": 10612.32, "end": 10614.32, "text": " plus 30% movespeed wind shooting."}, {"start": 10614.32, "end": 10616.32, "text": " Dilly-dilly-dilly-dilly!"}, {"start": 10616.32, "end": 10618.32, "text": " Prime Joker!"}, {"start": 10618.32, "end": 10620.32, "text": " Plus 25% damage, but..."}, {"start": 10620.32, "end": 10622.32, "text": " Plus 25% gravity."}, {"start": 10622.32, "end": 10624.32, "text": " Gravity!"}, {"start": 10624.32, "end": 10626.32, "text": " Pretty good."}, {"start": 10626.32, "end": 10628.32, "text": " With all the things to trade for damage, that's..."}, {"start": 10628.32, "end": 10630.32, "text": " not bad."}, {"start": 10630.32, "end": 10632.32, "text": " You need at least three available Joker slots."}, {"start": 10632.32, "end": 10634.32, "text": " Are you trolling me?"}, {"start": 10634.32, "end": 10636.32, "text": " Are you trolling me?"}, {"start": 10636.32, "end": 10638.32, "text": " You need at least three available Joker slots."}, {"start": 10638.32, "end": 10640.32, "text": " He's so right for what he said."}, {"start": 10642.32, "end": 10650.46, "text": " What am I supposed to do about that man how do you how do you get more jokers"}, {"start": 10650.46, "end": 10662.119999999999, "text": " class level up oh it's only level to my word man"}, {"start": 10662.84, "end": 10670.76, "text": " we give it we up its damage by a lot by the Korea gave me about our ride"}, {"start": 10670.76, "end": 10675.76, "text": " I've tried town to town with one request, leave the game or review on Stain."}, {"start": 10678.76, "end": 10680.76, "text": " Steamy keeps showing up in all my video games."}, {"start": 10680.76, "end": 10681.76, "text": " Steamy?"}, {"start": 10681.76, "end": 10683.76, "text": " Yeah, dude out here in a horse."}, {"start": 10683.76, "end": 10685.76, "text": " Steamy mostly shows up in that toilet."}, {"start": 10688.76, "end": 10689.76, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 10689.76, "end": 10690.76, "text": " BOO!"}, {"start": 10693.76, "end": 10694.76, "text": " I'm laughing."}, {"start": 10694.76, "end": 10695.76, "text": " Woohoo!"}, {"start": 10697.76, "end": 10699.76, "text": " Alright, my build's ready to go."}, {"start": 10700.76, "end": 10702.76, "text": " I don't do I"}, {"start": 10712.76, "end": 10714.76, "text": " Ding-Ding"}, {"start": 10719.64, "end": 10723.64, "text": " Yep, yep, I'm thinking my bills online. Oh, I'm thinking boy"}, {"start": 10725.16, "end": 10730.32, "text": " Three healing. Ha I've got two fragments. I need one more healing fragment"}, {"start": 10730.76, "end": 10735.76, "text": " I'm coming."}, {"start": 10735.76, "end": 10740.76, "text": " So you better get this pink reference."}, {"start": 10740.76, "end": 10742.76, "text": " Pink reference."}, {"start": 10742.76, "end": 10745.76, "text": " She was in transporter 2?"}, {"start": 10745.76, "end": 10747.76, "text": " Pink was in transporter 2."}, {"start": 10747.76, "end": 10750.76, "text": " Let's launch a nuclear missile."}, {"start": 10750.76, "end": 10752.76, "text": " Last time?"}, {"start": 10752.76, "end": 10755.76, "text": " But launch a nuclear missile."}, {"start": 10755.76, "end": 10757.76, "text": " That is pretty cool."}, {"start": 10757.76, "end": 10762.880000000001, "text": " I mean we can we can we can we can we just went there though we just went there okay okay you know"}, {"start": 10762.880000000001, "end": 10767.76, "text": " what you're the host you choose bro we have can we have desert I don't know if we can desert yet"}, {"start": 10770.32, "end": 10774.48, "text": " it's got Dr. Sparks quest slide also exclamation point far far west go check out the game for yourself it"}, {"start": 10774.48, "end": 10780.960000000001, "text": " came out today it's out now there's a 10 percent sale for its opening week we're playing it and"}, {"start": 10780.960000000001, "end": 10786.08, "text": " thank you to fire shine games uh fire shine games for the sponsorship mm-hmm thank you thank you"}, {"start": 10786.08, "end": 10792.32, "text": " They said we could do hard mode at this point. We probably should have I bet we could have handled it"}, {"start": 10793.68, "end": 10797.6, "text": " Gen Z's trying to cancel M&M. Gen Z says we can't do hard mode"}, {"start": 10800.24, "end": 10802.24, "text": " Aw"}, {"start": 10802.24, "end": 10804.72, "text": " It's crazy. You're the only Gen Z here"}, {"start": 10805.68, "end": 10807.039999999999, "text": " Not true"}, {"start": 10807.039999999999, "end": 10809.039999999999, "text": " He's not I mean mouse not Gen Z"}, {"start": 10809.52, "end": 10811.12, "text": " He's Gen S not me"}, {"start": 10811.12, "end": 10813.12, "text": " I'm clear. I'm what I'm"}, {"start": 10813.2, "end": 10815.2, "text": " Gen X maybe Gen Y"}, {"start": 10816.08, "end": 10820.72, "text": " wait again you don't get to play both sides"}, {"start": 10820.72, "end": 10825.48, "text": " not a boomer, I literally am Gen Z coded because I'm watching"}, {"start": 10825.48, "end": 10830.44, "text": " I grew up with a bunch of Gen X's so it just kind of makes me Gen X fire association"}, {"start": 10830.44, "end": 10833.44, "text": " hey are you guys creating the pigs that explode?"}, {"start": 10833.44, "end": 10838.08, "text": " I am, you're gonna have to get more kills"}, {"start": 10838.08, "end": 10842.12, "text": " let me know if you still have a bonus objective"}, {"start": 10842.12, "end": 10844.92, "text": " Snake! I hit him with my utility box."}, {"start": 10846.92, "end": 10847.92, "text": " Snake!"}, {"start": 10850.12, "end": 10851.62, "text": " You guys see any mineral deposits?"}, {"start": 10854.12, "end": 10855.12, "text": " There's a tail whistle."}, {"start": 10857.92, "end": 10858.720000000001, "text": " Oh, another mine."}, {"start": 10859.820000000002, "end": 10861.12, "text": " Can you have the money?"}, {"start": 10862.220000000001, "end": 10863.12, "text": " You have a medic?"}, {"start": 10863.820000000002, "end": 10865.42, "text": " He does have a medic, okay."}, {"start": 10867.92, "end": 10868.92, "text": " I see something now."}, {"start": 10868.92, "end": 10869.720000000001, "text": " Alright, hear me out."}, {"start": 10869.92, "end": 10870.820000000002, "text": " Can you paint on the map?"}, {"start": 10870.82, "end": 10872.82, "text": " Oh, yeah, ping."}, {"start": 10872.82, "end": 10875.82, "text": " Let's do the objective, no, yeah, let's do the objective first."}, {"start": 10875.82, "end": 10878.82, "text": " And then we can loop around, cause a bunch of extra stuff up there."}, {"start": 10878.82, "end": 10879.82, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 10885.82, "end": 10887.82, "text": " I'm going to bloom."}, {"start": 10887.82, "end": 10888.82, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 10890.82, "end": 10891.82, "text": " Oh, what's in there?"}, {"start": 10891.82, "end": 10893.82, "text": " Oh, he's shooting me off!"}, {"start": 10893.82, "end": 10895.82, "text": " I found a grave!"}, {"start": 10895.82, "end": 10896.82, "text": " Got it!"}, {"start": 10896.82, "end": 10906.26, "text": " one of them. Woo! And now if we got a close in on our dream member, we're letting them"}, {"start": 10906.26, "end": 10910.94, "text": " down. Are we? But look at, oh, I found money. Yeah, but there's like infinite resources"}, {"start": 10910.94, "end": 10919.18, "text": " on a map. I found a skull. Yeah, man, there's like infinite resources on a map. Okay, okay,"}, {"start": 10919.18, "end": 10920.18, "text": " I'm coming."}, {"start": 10920.18, "end": 10921.18, "text": " Okay, out there."}, {"start": 10921.18, "end": 10922.18, "text": " What, did I teleport?"}, {"start": 10922.18, "end": 10923.18, "text": " Oh, I teleported."}, {"start": 10923.18, "end": 10924.18, "text": " What's this?"}, {"start": 10924.18, "end": 10928.18, "text": " Oh, look at this green thing, though."}, {"start": 10928.18, "end": 10930.18, "text": " Oh, secondary ammo, okay."}, {"start": 10930.18, "end": 10931.18, "text": " What's that?"}, {"start": 10931.18, "end": 10932.18, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 10932.18, "end": 10933.18, "text": " I'm dying."}, {"start": 10933.18, "end": 10937.18, "text": " I bet you can take the skull down here."}, {"start": 10937.18, "end": 10942.18, "text": " I'm just patting my stats over here."}, {"start": 10942.18, "end": 10943.18, "text": " It's all coming."}, {"start": 10943.18, "end": 10946.18, "text": " It's all good, yeah."}, {"start": 10946.18, "end": 10950.18, "text": " I would be mad, but I got a purple broker, so I ain't spreading that really."}, {"start": 10952.18, "end": 10954.18, "text": " Might even have a chance to read what it does."}, {"start": 10956.18, "end": 10957.18, "text": " Ooh, baby!"}, {"start": 10957.18, "end": 10959.18, "text": " Probably the best joker that's ever been made."}, {"start": 10961.18, "end": 10962.18, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 10964.18, "end": 10965.18, "text": " Holy!"}, {"start": 10966.18, "end": 10968.18, "text": " Okay, am I good?"}, {"start": 10969.18, "end": 10971.18, "text": " Oh, there's another cactus thingy."}, {"start": 10971.18, "end": 10973.18, "text": " I found like an anvil."}, {"start": 10973.18, "end": 10974.18, "text": " Not cool."}, {"start": 10974.18, "end": 10979.66, "text": " Origen item fragment this will trigger a storm survive 60 seconds turn and item fragments. He's gonna come over"}, {"start": 10989.82, "end": 10991.82, "text": " There we go, okay, I'm back in business"}, {"start": 11004.18, "end": 11006.18, "text": " I want it."}, {"start": 11006.18, "end": 11008.18, "text": " You're dying, son."}, {"start": 11008.18, "end": 11010.18, "text": " How are we?"}, {"start": 11010.18, "end": 11012.18, "text": " Go, go, go, go, go, go, go."}, {"start": 11014.18, "end": 11016.18, "text": " We gotta go to the nitro factory."}, {"start": 11016.18, "end": 11018.18, "text": " Yeah, where's that?"}, {"start": 11018.18, "end": 11020.18, "text": " Oh, that's where I... oh wait."}, {"start": 11020.18, "end": 11022.18, "text": " I'm at the nitro place."}, {"start": 11022.18, "end": 11024.18, "text": " Oh, I think Apollo's forging the item fragment, right?"}, {"start": 11024.18, "end": 11026.18, "text": " Is that what that is?"}, {"start": 11026.18, "end": 11028.18, "text": " No, it's not."}, {"start": 11034.18, "end": 11039.18, "text": " I'm just killing the holy cow."}, {"start": 11039.18, "end": 11044.18, "text": " Alright guys, let me show you."}, {"start": 11044.18, "end": 11048.18, "text": " W sequence break."}, {"start": 11048.18, "end": 11052.18, "text": " Oh, I did it!"}, {"start": 11052.18, "end": 11054.18, "text": " Ah!"}, {"start": 11054.18, "end": 11057.18, "text": " Oh, where is the nitro to load up on me?"}, {"start": 11057.18, "end": 11062.18, "text": " It's marked on the HUD as nitro factor."}, {"start": 11062.18, "end": 11064.18, "text": " Ah, right, right, right."}, {"start": 11064.18, "end": 11066.18, "text": " Oh, I'm dying hard."}, {"start": 11066.18, "end": 11070.18, "text": " I've forged the item fragment, guys."}, {"start": 11070.18, "end": 11072.18, "text": " I got a shotgun."}, {"start": 11072.18, "end": 11074.18, "text": " Oh, I see your thing, I'll go."}, {"start": 11080.18, "end": 11082.18, "text": " Ouch! I can't."}, {"start": 11082.18, "end": 11084.18, "text": " We can't stand."}, {"start": 11086.18, "end": 11088.18, "text": " I'm just going to stay alive. I'll get you on the right."}, {"start": 11088.18, "end": 11090.18, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 11122.18, "end": 11139.42, "text": " I'm coming in 29 seconds I can drop bolts which will protect us so I can"}, {"start": 11139.42, "end": 11143.6, "text": " raise it you actually have a Joker that makes me stronger when I'm dead so"}, {"start": 11143.6, "end": 11147.52, "text": " maybe I should just stay dead for a minute"}, {"start": 11147.52, "end": 11158.92, "text": " I'm on the perimeter still. I'm bringing you back."}, {"start": 11160.36, "end": 11165.44, "text": " You got him and now I rescue. Beautiful."}, {"start": 11165.44, "end": 11167.44, "text": " There's the fact"}, {"start": 11170.08, "end": 11174.880000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah, and then we go to the night"}, {"start": 11176.24, "end": 11178.4, "text": " Yeah, I believe there's one sitting over there"}, {"start": 11179.52, "end": 11181.52, "text": " And then in them"}, {"start": 11182.12, "end": 11184.12, "text": " In the nitro factory"}, {"start": 11185.24, "end": 11187.24, "text": " I'm going to drop out"}, {"start": 11188.6, "end": 11190.6, "text": " Nice"}, {"start": 11190.76, "end": 11192.76, "text": " If necessary"}, {"start": 11195.44, "end": 11196.44, "text": " Just here."}, {"start": 11196.94, "end": 11197.94, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11199.44, "end": 11200.44, "text": " I'm out of ammo."}, {"start": 11202.24, "end": 11203.24, "text": " Oh, it's a joke."}, {"start": 11205.44, "end": 11206.44, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 11206.44, "end": 11207.44, "text": " It's not ammo."}, {"start": 11208.44, "end": 11209.94, "text": " I'm gonna get that nitro."}, {"start": 11209.94, "end": 11210.94, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11210.94, "end": 11211.94, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 11213.44, "end": 11214.44, "text": " I got you back, brother."}, {"start": 11219.94, "end": 11220.94, "text": " Watch out for that, though."}, {"start": 11221.94, "end": 11223.94, "text": " Did you guys get your third style, by the way?"}, {"start": 11223.94, "end": 11226.94, "text": " Now I get the door."}, {"start": 11227.94, "end": 11232.94, "text": " That boat's very well for my stats at the end of the game. If I may say so."}, {"start": 11245.94, "end": 11249.94, "text": " What would play better if I would stop forgetting how to shoot?"}, {"start": 11249.94, "end": 11254.94, "text": " Yeah, it's not my best suit so far, unfortunately."}, {"start": 11263.94, "end": 11264.94, "text": " I think we did it, guys."}, {"start": 11264.94, "end": 11266.94, "text": " Let's get a giant warning."}, {"start": 11266.94, "end": 11268.94, "text": " Hooray!"}, {"start": 11271.94, "end": 11273.94, "text": " Fine, come on, Josh."}, {"start": 11274.94, "end": 11276.94, "text": " There you go."}, {"start": 11276.94, "end": 11281.2, "text": " Oh, you shoot the pig."}, {"start": 11281.2, "end": 11286.94, "text": " Oh, wait guys, stay here, I can bring a cactus and it'll be a bonus objective, I believe."}, {"start": 11286.94, "end": 11288.94, "text": " Well, well, well."}, {"start": 11288.94, "end": 11289.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11289.94, "end": 11290.94, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11290.94, "end": 11291.94, "text": " Well, well, well."}, {"start": 11291.94, "end": 11295.94, "text": " I just wanted to go well, well, well."}, {"start": 11295.94, "end": 11298.66, "text": " I like well, well, well."}, {"start": 11298.66, "end": 11301.980000000001, "text": " I am going to make your me say that on Tamadashiana."}, {"start": 11301.980000000001, "end": 11303.62, "text": " Thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 11303.62, "end": 11306.18, "text": " So he told us to wait here, right?"}, {"start": 11306.18, "end": 11309.18, "text": " I guess maybe just actually can come with me now some way I'm dying"}, {"start": 11309.18, "end": 11311.18, "text": " I'm going for a gift"}, {"start": 11313.68, "end": 11314.68, "text": " Weeeee"}, {"start": 11314.68, "end": 11316.18, "text": " There's one down there, behind you"}, {"start": 11316.18, "end": 11317.18, "text": " Oh shit"}, {"start": 11320.18, "end": 11321.18, "text": " Now he got away"}, {"start": 11321.18, "end": 11323.18, "text": " Ah, oh no he's there"}, {"start": 11323.18, "end": 11327.18, "text": " Bob Chance asking if you could just hit him with like a rain fire really quick"}, {"start": 11327.18, "end": 11330.18, "text": " Rain fire!"}, {"start": 11330.18, "end": 11333.18, "text": " It's harder to do force"}, {"start": 11333.18, "end": 11334.74, "text": " Okay, I'll take this, attack this back."}, {"start": 11334.74, "end": 11335.58, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 11336.08, "end": 11336.880000000001, "text": " Rage."}, {"start": 11337.68, "end": 11339.48, "text": " Oh, you can't be on the horse with it."}, {"start": 11339.48, "end": 11342.58, "text": " Also, you gotta have my, my me go..."}, {"start": 11342.78, "end": 11343.78, "text": " My go..."}, {"start": 11344.380000000001, "end": 11344.98, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11344.98, "end": 11346.28, "text": " It's a telepathy!"}, {"start": 11346.28, "end": 11347.380000000001, "text": " My Gamora..."}, {"start": 11347.380000000001, "end": 11348.08, "text": " Help me, guys."}, {"start": 11348.08, "end": 11349.58, "text": " I gotta escort the baby."}, {"start": 11349.880000000001, "end": 11351.28, "text": " I don't even know where you are."}, {"start": 11351.28, "end": 11352.28, "text": " I'm right next to you."}, {"start": 11352.48, "end": 11354.28, "text": " Oh, okay, but hold on, isn't it great?"}, {"start": 11354.28, "end": 11356.380000000001, "text": " Bro, you came back from the ejective, right?"}, {"start": 11356.48, "end": 11356.98, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 11357.58, "end": 11358.78, "text": " Okay, I gotta go that way."}, {"start": 11359.08, "end": 11359.78, "text": " Howie!"}, {"start": 11360.380000000001, "end": 11362.78, "text": " It's like chillers and monsters speaking over there."}, {"start": 11362.78, "end": 11364.78, "text": " The baby"}, {"start": 11365.820000000002, "end": 11367.820000000002, "text": " Okay, I see where you are"}, {"start": 11370.66, "end": 11372.66, "text": " Oh, it's not much in the math anymore"}, {"start": 11373.300000000001, "end": 11375.300000000001, "text": " Okay, but while we're going to it"}, {"start": 11376.060000000001, "end": 11378.060000000001, "text": " We should take out this camp"}, {"start": 11378.18, "end": 11380.18, "text": " before"}, {"start": 11384.42, "end": 11388.58, "text": " It seems like there's a lot of gold to be had I gave the baby back"}, {"start": 11388.58, "end": 11398.58, "text": " We look funds together. I think it's some bobbles type shit. One out of six. Oh my God. That is not what I expected, man. Oh boy."}, {"start": 11400.58, "end": 11405.58, "text": " How are we? Do you know how to feel if anyone's got one around?"}, {"start": 11408.58, "end": 11412.58, "text": " I find some and... Hey, thank you. These teleport you by the way."}, {"start": 11412.58, "end": 11427.74, "text": " by the way like a little poor little jerk yeah you shoot that guy he's tough yeah"}, {"start": 11427.74, "end": 11438.22, "text": " purple medicard picking up Joker heals for plus 50 that's nice I don't need"}, {"start": 11438.22, "end": 11443.539999999999, "text": " that because I don't get it. You guys want to go to the boss? Yep, not a bonus area if"}, {"start": 11443.539999999999, "end": 11462.859999999999, "text": " I want to try. That means a boss pill. Bonus area. Oh, look at this though. Michael."}, {"start": 11462.86, "end": 11476.62, "text": " share the gold. Yeah. Share the gold. Making a lot of money. Oh, what's this? Is that a"}, {"start": 11476.62, "end": 11484.92, "text": " Joker in the ocean? I'm saying H. The maps are enormous. They're pretty big. They should"}, {"start": 11484.92, "end": 11488.900000000001, "text": " give me like a horse or something so you can get across them a little faster. You"}, {"start": 11488.9, "end": 11496.699999999999, "text": " know maybe thank you for those souls later I'm on my way man I mean it's not"}, {"start": 11496.699999999999, "end": 11500.06, "text": " my fault you're three thousand miles away from I told you guys there was a"}, {"start": 11500.06, "end": 11504.779999999999, "text": " portal right next to you and oh you portal that's always this and yeah"}, {"start": 11504.779999999999, "end": 11512.18, "text": " there's like a big red area over here let's go the dangerous area gotta have"}, {"start": 11512.18, "end": 11514.86, "text": " Some more, you know, cool stuff into this danger."}, {"start": 11514.86, "end": 11515.86, "text": " Holy."}, {"start": 11525.18, "end": 11526.18, "text": " No work."}, {"start": 11531.98, "end": 11533.18, "text": " I'm ready to send it."}, {"start": 11534.78, "end": 11536.58, "text": " But here's the boss. I'm not there yet."}, {"start": 11536.58, "end": 11537.28, "text": " I'm there."}, {"start": 11537.28, "end": 11539.78, "text": " We can wait here. We can spawn some stats while we're here."}, {"start": 11539.78, "end": 11541.78, "text": " Yeah, what's that green thing over there?"}, {"start": 11542.18, "end": 11546.02, "text": " It's like green thing over there."}, {"start": 11546.02, "end": 11547.82, "text": " They hit me, chat, they hit me."}, {"start": 11547.82, "end": 11548.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11548.82, "end": 11549.82, "text": " I'm here?"}, {"start": 11549.82, "end": 11550.82, "text": " Sort of?"}, {"start": 11550.82, "end": 11553.82, "text": " You guys need some ammunition?"}, {"start": 11553.82, "end": 11556.74, "text": " It's on the past peace site all over again."}, {"start": 11556.74, "end": 11558.74, "text": " Oh, these guys have shields."}, {"start": 11558.74, "end": 11561.74, "text": " You got ammo?"}, {"start": 11561.74, "end": 11562.74, "text": " I'm alright."}, {"start": 11562.74, "end": 11565.02, "text": " I'm coming, I'm here."}, {"start": 11565.02, "end": 11567.460000000001, "text": " Well, now I'm here."}, {"start": 11567.460000000001, "end": 11569.460000000001, "text": " Alright, you ready?"}, {"start": 11569.460000000001, "end": 11570.460000000001, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 11570.460000000001, "end": 11571.94, "text": " Oh, no, I didn't mean to."}, {"start": 11571.94, "end": 11573.94, "text": " I need to drop that there."}, {"start": 11576.26, "end": 11576.76, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11579.7, "end": 11580.2, "text": " I'm ready."}, {"start": 11580.92, "end": 11581.640000000001, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11582.640000000001, "end": 11583.640000000001, "text": " Oh, God."}, {"start": 11584.2, "end": 11584.7, "text": " Oh, there we go."}, {"start": 11584.7, "end": 11585.2, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11586.300000000001, "end": 11587.5, "text": " Oh, how should I special-"}, {"start": 11587.5, "end": 11588.0, "text": " WOOOOOOAH!"}, {"start": 11588.0, "end": 11588.5, "text": " I'm done!"}, {"start": 11588.5, "end": 11589.0, "text": " I'm done!"}, {"start": 11589.0, "end": 11589.5, "text": " I'm done!"}, {"start": 11589.5, "end": 11590.0, "text": " I'm done!"}, {"start": 11590.62, "end": 11592.380000000001, "text": " I hate flip-fire."}, {"start": 11596.7, "end": 11597.7, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11597.7, "end": 11600.7, "text": " Nine seconds for the next part of the game."}, {"start": 11600.7, "end": 11602.7, "text": " What are these camels?"}, {"start": 11602.7, "end": 11616.7, "text": " I think they do like a drain light and then when you pick them up, I don't know, maybe"}, {"start": 11616.7, "end": 11617.7, "text": " you can go-"}, {"start": 11617.7, "end": 11618.7, "text": " I'm gonna go mob mode again."}, {"start": 11618.7, "end": 11622.7, "text": " Please don't say this we can prepare you for this."}, {"start": 11622.7, "end": 11632.7, "text": " But honestly, like if you were living in shithead, this is probably what it fucking fell"}, {"start": 11632.7, "end": 11633.7, "text": " like."}, {"start": 11633.7, "end": 11635.7, "text": " Oh, yeah, you do"}, {"start": 11645.220000000001, "end": 11647.220000000001, "text": " Joe"}, {"start": 11651.980000000001, "end": 11653.980000000001, "text": " You literally"}, {"start": 11661.18, "end": 11663.18, "text": " You guys are ready for this stuff"}, {"start": 11663.7, "end": 11668.34, "text": " in three seconds watch this"}, {"start": 11668.34, "end": 11672.900000000001, "text": " there we go there we go"}, {"start": 11672.900000000001, "end": 11677.820000000002, "text": " thank you shoot the skulls"}, {"start": 11677.820000000002, "end": 11684.5, "text": " one more on top or two more I don't say anything about it by what the hell"}, {"start": 11684.5, "end": 11687.7, "text": " there we go I got"}, {"start": 11687.7, "end": 11692.7, "text": " Oh, right. He's in the jump here."}, {"start": 11692.7, "end": 11697.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11697.7, "end": 11699.7, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 11699.7, "end": 11705.7, "text": " My kill. My kill. My kills."}, {"start": 11705.7, "end": 11712.7, "text": " Extraction extended."}, {"start": 11712.7, "end": 11714.7, "text": " It's okay. You didn't do that."}, {"start": 11722.7, "end": 11724.7, "text": " Woo-hoo-hoo!"}, {"start": 11726.7, "end": 11728.7, "text": " I like going fast on the horse."}, {"start": 11729.7, "end": 11730.7, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 11736.7, "end": 11737.7, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 11738.7, "end": 11741.7, "text": " Oh, the horse! The horse doesn't like getting in the water!"}, {"start": 11742.7, "end": 11748.2, "text": " That's my motion sickness with this one shockingly non-existent. I've been very happy about that"}, {"start": 11748.2, "end": 11750.2, "text": " I was pretty worried"}, {"start": 11750.2, "end": 11752.7, "text": " Oh, these kind of person was the game for the problem for me"}, {"start": 11753.7, "end": 11757.2, "text": " Oh, we got a nuclear bomb here y'all careful"}, {"start": 11758.2, "end": 11760.2, "text": " I will be moving away from the nuclear bomb"}, {"start": 11760.2, "end": 11762.2, "text": " There's a super skull in the sky"}, {"start": 11762.2, "end": 11764.2, "text": " 3, 2, 1, boom"}, {"start": 11794.2, "end": 11798.36, "text": " certain that genie say is cool"}, {"start": 11798.36, "end": 11802.36, "text": " we just hate that"}, {"start": 11802.36, "end": 11806.36, "text": " certain Robin Williams"}, {"start": 11806.36, "end": 11810.36, "text": " characters"}, {"start": 11814.36, "end": 11818.36, "text": " 10 seconds"}, {"start": 11818.36, "end": 11822.36, "text": " we got the most kills this time I mean I was farming dude I'm not"}, {"start": 11822.36, "end": 11829.36, "text": " there this time. I got the most important. Apollo. I don't know Apollo. That means he"}, {"start": 11829.36, "end": 11841.36, "text": " got it. Apollo. Who did the most damage though? I don't farm. I garden. Can you see? So anyway"}, {"start": 11841.36, "end": 11861.42, "text": " I don't even have my third skill yet and that's gonna be a healing or 47 spells though"}, {"start": 11861.42, "end": 11862.42, "text": " W."}, {"start": 11867.42, "end": 11868.42, "text": " Far far west, y'all."}, {"start": 11868.42, "end": 11869.42, "text": " Far far west!"}, {"start": 11869.42, "end": 11870.42, "text": " That was the game right now."}, {"start": 11870.42, "end": 11871.42, "text": " Click the links and chat."}, {"start": 11871.42, "end": 11872.42, "text": " They're pinned."}, {"start": 11872.42, "end": 11873.42, "text": " 10% off!"}, {"start": 11874.42, "end": 11875.42, "text": " If you don't..."}, {"start": 11875.42, "end": 11876.42, "text": " Really, really good game."}, {"start": 11876.42, "end": 11877.42, "text": " I had a lot of fun with that."}, {"start": 11877.42, "end": 11879.42, "text": " If you don't buy it, you're going to step on a Lego."}, {"start": 11879.42, "end": 11880.42, "text": " I'm sorry to say."}, {"start": 11880.42, "end": 11881.42, "text": " It happens."}, {"start": 11881.42, "end": 11882.42, "text": " Happens every day."}, {"start": 11884.42, "end": 11885.42, "text": " I'm going to tell you this."}, {"start": 11885.42, "end": 11887.42, "text": " I think I had bursitis in my right elbow."}, {"start": 11888.42, "end": 11889.42, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 11889.42, "end": 11890.42, "text": " Too many bro fists."}, {"start": 11891.42, "end": 11897.18, "text": " I think it's gambling ergonomics bad ergonomics on the mouse. I'm sad to say. I'm gambling"}, {"start": 11899.82, "end": 11906.06, "text": " Normal that's a wrap on far far west boys games really good. I had a good time. That's fun. Wait, it is"}, {"start": 11906.78, "end": 11909.58, "text": " Yes, when I mean technically this is a one-hour Andy"}, {"start": 11910.94, "end": 11912.94, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 11913.42, "end": 11915.42, "text": " I mean, I was I was hoping we did"}, {"start": 11915.42, "end": 11920.1, "text": " I'm giving them some extra today man."}, {"start": 11920.1, "end": 11921.86, "text": " Fair enough, fair enough."}, {"start": 11921.86, "end": 11924.26, "text": " I mean triple check, I'm almost positive though, right?"}, {"start": 11924.26, "end": 11927.06, "text": " Well it sounds like you guys are on the same page, so."}, {"start": 11927.06, "end": 11929.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 11929.56, "end": 11931.66, "text": " Yeah, I think we're good."}, {"start": 11931.66, "end": 11933.66, "text": " Dude, well thank you to Fire Shine Games for the sponsorship."}, {"start": 11933.66, "end": 11934.58, "text": " I had a great time playing it."}, {"start": 11934.58, "end": 11937.02, "text": " Shades of Hellbibers 2, Shades of Deep Rock Galactic,"}, {"start": 11937.02, "end": 11943.02, "text": " Shades of Cool, Wild Wild West Robot Aesthetic."}, {"start": 11943.02, "end": 11944.82, "text": " I love shooting waves of enemies"}, {"start": 11944.82, "end": 11950.82, "text": " until their health bars go down to zero and then pressing Q, E and C every time that they're up to them."}, {"start": 11950.82, "end": 11952.82, "text": " That's what my kids did it too."}, {"start": 11954.82, "end": 11955.82, "text": " Cool."}, {"start": 11955.82, "end": 11956.82, "text": " Well, later?"}, {"start": 11956.82, "end": 11959.82, "text": " Yay! Good stuff! Adios!"}, {"start": 11959.82, "end": 11960.82, "text": " Bye bye!"}, {"start": 11960.82, "end": 11961.82, "text": " Later!"}, {"start": 11961.82, "end": 11962.82, "text": " Hi everybody!"}, {"start": 11962.82, "end": 11964.82, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 11965.82, "end": 11969.82, "text": " Chat with God is my witness. I thought it was..."}, {"start": 11969.82, "end": 11971.82, "text": " I thought it was two hours."}, {"start": 11971.82, "end": 11974.82, "text": " Sure, I'll drop my ult on Malph real quick."}, {"start": 11974.82, "end": 11976.82, "text": " Oh, never mind."}, {"start": 11976.82, "end": 11978.82, "text": " Not quick enough."}, {"start": 11978.82, "end": 11981.82, "text": " I gotta go pee."}, {"start": 11981.82, "end": 11983.82, "text": " Then I'll be back."}, {"start": 11983.82, "end": 11984.82, "text": " I don't know, man."}, {"start": 11984.82, "end": 11985.82, "text": " Be back."}, {"start": 11985.82, "end": 11986.82, "text": " Maybe I'll play Save the Spire."}, {"start": 11986.82, "end": 11987.82, "text": " It's been a minute."}, {"start": 12001.82, "end": 12003.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12031.82, "end": 12033.88, "text": " you"}, {"start": 12061.82, "end": 12087.06, "text": " Discord alert made me jump. I have some horrible news for you. That's your own Discord. That's"}, {"start": 12087.06, "end": 12096.14, "text": " That's not my discord, my discord is muted men."}, {"start": 12096.14, "end": 12098.74, "text": " That was your discord."}, {"start": 12098.74, "end": 12102.779999999999, "text": " Brother, my discord is closed."}, {"start": 12102.779999999999, "end": 12109.539999999999, "text": " That's even worse man, because mine doesn't make any noise."}, {"start": 12109.539999999999, "end": 12115.98, "text": " I think you gotta look into that."}, {"start": 12115.98, "end": 12120.779999999999, "text": " In fact, the human produces about 10,957 gallons of piss over their life."}, {"start": 12120.779999999999, "end": 12121.779999999999, "text": " No, we don't."}, {"start": 12121.779999999999, "end": 12122.779999999999, "text": " We don't produce anything."}, {"start": 12122.779999999999, "end": 12125.06, "text": " We convert stuff into other stuff."}, {"start": 12125.06, "end": 12127.58, "text": " That's not producing."}, {"start": 12127.58, "end": 12128.859999999999, "text": " That piss was already here."}, {"start": 12128.859999999999, "end": 12130.539999999999, "text": " We just agglomerated it."}, {"start": 12130.539999999999, "end": 12142.82, "text": " Are you still playing CZN?"}, {"start": 12142.82, "end": 12145.939999999999, "text": " No, I stopped rotting my brain and started watching French New Wave Cinema."}, {"start": 12145.94, "end": 12147.94, "text": " out on the bike. Let's play some Slay the Spire."}, {"start": 12158.66, "end": 12159.78, "text": " Play the Spire."}, {"start": 12159.78, "end": 12163.78, "text": " To a sex man game."}, {"start": 12163.78, "end": 12183.7, "text": " I will never stop playing it, it's honestly just a little too easy, a little too easy for"}, {"start": 12183.7, "end": 12184.58, "text": " a beast like me."}, {"start": 12193.78, "end": 12196.18, "text": " Half anniversary is tomorrow."}, {"start": 12196.18, "end": 12198.26, "text": " Half anniversary isn't a real thing."}, {"start": 12198.26, "end": 12201.140000000001, "text": " I bitch just six months old."}, {"start": 12204.460000000001, "end": 12207.58, "text": " Hey, I'm your biggest fan in Mount Pleasant."}, {"start": 12207.58, "end": 12210.94, "text": " That's unlikely I have a fan in Mount Pleasant who,"}, {"start": 12210.94, "end": 12214.220000000001, "text": " they work at a cool bar and restaurant that I've never been to."}, {"start": 12214.220000000001, "end": 12215.86, "text": " But I remember them typing,"}, {"start": 12215.86, "end": 12217.380000000001, "text": " hey, I'm in Mount Pleasant."}, {"start": 12217.380000000001, "end": 12218.460000000001, "text": " Have you ever been to this place?"}, {"start": 12218.460000000001, "end": 12220.74, "text": " And I said, no, that looks too cool for me."}, {"start": 12220.74, "end": 12224.24, "text": " And then they said it is."}, {"start": 12224.24, "end": 12231.039999999999, "text": " And then they got so kind of not, wait, yes, I've been there, vintage and something."}, {"start": 12231.039999999999, "end": 12238.539999999999, "text": " Wait, you might actually be my biggest fan of Mt. Pleasant if you visited the restaurant that the other fan works at."}, {"start": 12238.539999999999, "end": 12247.539999999999, "text": " Wait a second, that might, you might have ticked over in the biggest fan category then, that's kind of crazy."}, {"start": 12250.74, "end": 12254.539999999999, "text": " That's wild man."}, {"start": 12255.539999999999, "end": 12259.26, "text": " Hey and now I only watch on YouTube but I watched the 40-year-old Virgin recently"}, {"start": 12259.26, "end": 12263.619999999999, "text": " didn't think it was that good. Thought you should know. Oh you must be the"}, {"start": 12263.619999999999, "end": 12269.38, "text": " first Gen Z to not fuck with Judd Apatow. No man, it came for free with your fucking"}, {"start": 12269.38, "end": 12273.46, "text": " birth year starting with a two. I already knew that. You weren't there in old"}, {"start": 12273.460000000001, "end": 12281.94, "text": " five when it came out in theaters. What do we take as the silent? What do we take? I think"}, {"start": 12281.94, "end": 12292.500000000002, "text": " we take, I mean a transformation to lose 12 max HP is pretty good. I also do like winged"}, {"start": 12292.500000000002, "end": 12298.740000000002, "text": " boots though. Winged boots to fight more leads if you get strong is mighty nice. On"}, {"start": 12298.74, "end": 12305.74, "text": " On the other hand, these could transform into something incredible."}, {"start": 12305.74, "end": 12307.74, "text": " What does this say?"}, {"start": 12307.74, "end": 12312.74, "text": " Whenever you draw a card this turn, apply two poison to all enemies."}, {"start": 12312.74, "end": 12314.74, "text": " Wait, wait!"}, {"start": 12314.74, "end": 12317.74, "text": " There might be a little bit of synergy there."}, {"start": 12317.74, "end": 12323.74, "text": " When we upgrade it, does it get retained?"}, {"start": 12323.74, "end": 12327.74, "text": " I got to record some Slay the Spire after the stream today, too."}, {"start": 12327.74, "end": 12336.14, "text": " I haven't really been slacking. I've been in administration hell, but the videos"}, {"start": 12336.14, "end": 12341.699999999999, "text": " have appeared as if I've been slacking. That's for sure. CZN season 3 will be"}, {"start": 12341.699999999999, "end": 12346.42, "text": " interesting. Listen, why are you talking about CZN? We already have a CZN that"}, {"start": 12346.42, "end": 12349.699999999999, "text": " doesn't ask for your credit card number after you buy the game. We don't"}, {"start": 12349.699999999999, "end": 12357.1, "text": " need to be talking about CZN, man. We got Slay this buyer, too."}, {"start": 12357.1, "end": 12367.1, "text": " I feel bad now because the whole chat kind of lighting you up."}, {"start": 12367.1, "end": 12368.1, "text": " It's not your fault, Sean."}, {"start": 12368.1, "end": 12369.1, "text": " It's not your fault."}, {"start": 12369.1, "end": 12370.1, "text": " Dodging the roll."}, {"start": 12370.1, "end": 12376.62, "text": " We really like stuff that gives us more block."}, {"start": 12376.62, "end": 12380.94, "text": " I think it's been one week is pretty good too."}, {"start": 12380.94, "end": 12381.94, "text": " Good Sean hunting."}, {"start": 12381.94, "end": 12383.94, "text": " That his name could be will Sean"}, {"start": 12387.82, "end": 12392.460000000001, "text": " This could work right oh my god, you play it in the wrong order"}, {"start": 12393.78, "end": 12396.380000000001, "text": " You got to play it first on me"}, {"start": 12408.34, "end": 12410.54, "text": " Hmm mobile ad guy"}, {"start": 12411.94, "end": 12414.2, "text": " I wouldn't know. I got ad-free globa mail."}, {"start": 12416.640000000001, "end": 12419.880000000001, "text": " How do you guys feel about Mark Carney's proposed sovereign wealth funds?"}, {"start": 12420.2, "end": 12421.24, "text": " You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 12422.58, "end": 12426.4, "text": " You know, I wouldn't mind actually a well-laid plans to hold the corrosives,"}, {"start": 12426.4, "end": 12429.0, "text": " probably the play. I'm for it."}, {"start": 12429.04, "end": 12431.36, "text": " I don't really know anything about it, but I'm just going to guess it."}, {"start": 12431.6, "end": 12433.16, "text": " In some way, you just self-reported."}, {"start": 12437.24, "end": 12440.44, "text": " I'd really like to draw a defend, even though this will only apply to poison."}, {"start": 12440.44, "end": 12443.44, "text": " Mission failed, y'all."}, {"start": 12443.44, "end": 12448.36, "text": " How do you feel about the White Caps getting kicked out?"}, {"start": 12448.36, "end": 12451.28, "text": " So honestly, I didn't really know that much about it."}, {"start": 12451.28, "end": 12455.480000000001, "text": " I knew there was scuttlebutt that the White Caps might lose their team, like have it"}, {"start": 12455.480000000001, "end": 12463.44, "text": " moved, but I didn't know how real it was until I went to the White Caps subreddit"}, {"start": 12463.44, "end": 12467.66, "text": " and I saw that every single post was like, fuck all owners of this team forever."}, {"start": 12467.66, "end": 12471.7, "text": " And then I was like, oh, shit, they're actually losing it."}, {"start": 12471.7, "end": 12473.78, "text": " Like it's actually."}, {"start": 12473.78, "end": 12475.98, "text": " Like if it was just like, I wish the media would stop"}, {"start": 12475.98, "end": 12478.74, "text": " reporting on the relocation rumor, that would be one thing."}, {"start": 12478.74, "end": 12482.1, "text": " But they're literally like, it looks like this shit is"}, {"start": 12482.1, "end": 12483.5, "text": " written in the stars, which sucks,"}, {"start": 12483.5, "end": 12486.14, "text": " ask if the white caps are apparently like, awesome."}, {"start": 12490.66, "end": 12492.5, "text": " I can draw four cards and make sure you die."}, {"start": 12492.5, "end": 12494.46, "text": " It's all about math, bro."}, {"start": 12494.46, "end": 12496.78, "text": " So I definitely, I mean, I feel for the white cap"}, {"start": 12496.78, "end": 12502.02, "text": " fans over that one because it's like the I mean a they seem to have done very"}, {"start": 12502.02, "end": 12505.66, "text": " well for themselves in MLS I see people walking around like all the time in"}, {"start": 12505.66, "end": 12510.94, "text": " white-caps gear but also like B it's the like one Vancouver sports team that"}, {"start": 12510.94, "end": 12516.820000000002, "text": " doesn't suck so I mean there's there's a lot there's a lot that stinks about"}, {"start": 12516.820000000002, "end": 12519.380000000001, "text": " it for sure"}, {"start": 12519.380000000001, "end": 12532.62, "text": " So, they explain to me why people like snake bite or is it a meme?"}, {"start": 12532.62, "end": 12535.220000000001, "text": " It's a meme because it's trash."}, {"start": 12535.220000000001, "end": 12537.7, "text": " It's a little, it's good end a meme."}, {"start": 12537.7, "end": 12538.86, "text": " The upgrade makes it good."}, {"start": 12538.86, "end": 12541.18, "text": " I mean, 10 poison on two."}, {"start": 12541.18, "end": 12546.26, "text": " For a long fight, I could see it, but I think we need some kind of, need to smoke"}, {"start": 12546.26, "end": 12547.26, "text": " some people."}, {"start": 12547.26, "end": 12551.58, "text": " I almost bought into the meme because every time I see snake bite people everyone goes snake bite my"}, {"start": 12551.58, "end": 12562.380000000001, "text": " beloved I love snake bite. I would like to we need more discard for sure. Retain two cards,"}, {"start": 12562.380000000001, "end": 12568.62, "text": " two of cards. We don't need corrosive wave I think until the boss maybe."}, {"start": 12571.34, "end": 12573.9, "text": " I'm not I can't just take raw damage that's insane."}, {"start": 12577.26, "end": 12584.880000000001, "text": " Snakebite solos every act one boss. I'm not even trying to be evil, but like are you tell you're telling me that seven poison for two"}, {"start": 12584.880000000001, "end": 12587.6, "text": " Energy solos any act one boss"}, {"start": 12591.14, "end": 12593.14, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 12593.460000000001, "end": 12598.14, "text": " All right, I mean you probably play more of the game than me. Maybe I should just believe you"}, {"start": 12598.14, "end": 12606.619999999999, "text": " you. Terror or Eel? I'm gonna stop you right there, buddy. I don't know the names of any"}, {"start": 12606.619999999999, "end": 12618.26, "text": " enemies yet. We're gonna get there one day, though. It's the fuck-ass fish. Okay, it's"}, {"start": 12618.26, "end": 12622.1, "text": " the one that the four the four fish or the fish that's translucent"}, {"start": 12629.300000000001, "end": 12634.82, "text": " big damage fish oh you're gonna need to be more specific for a guy like me"}, {"start": 12636.66, "end": 12643.22, "text": " come to this expertise sucker punch but you're already weak i'm i love not taking damage and i"}, {"start": 12643.220000000001, "end": 12646.660000000002, "text": " I have I have belief in my deck the wiggly one though"}, {"start": 12646.660000000002, "end": 12654.2, "text": " So the one that's for like that's the obviously the the most emblematic feature of this boss is that it has forward"}, {"start": 12654.380000000001, "end": 12658.12, "text": " No, not the what that there's too many wiggly fish bro. Oh"}, {"start": 12658.62, "end": 12662.840000000002, "text": " The one that gets stunned. Why didn't you say so okay? There's"}, {"start": 12663.7, "end": 12666.220000000001, "text": " This game's got a certain aquatic bend to it"}, {"start": 12666.220000000001, "end": 12673.660000000002, "text": " We need that."}, {"start": 12673.660000000002, "end": 12675.86, "text": " We need this."}, {"start": 12675.86, "end": 12678.7, "text": " One of these days I'm going to be able to play a corrosive wave and then you're all going"}, {"start": 12678.7, "end": 12687.740000000002, "text": " to be sorry, man."}, {"start": 12687.740000000002, "end": 12689.580000000002, "text": " What did I tell you?"}, {"start": 12689.580000000002, "end": 12690.94, "text": " What did I tell you?"}, {"start": 12690.94, "end": 12694.18, "text": " Another corrosive wave?"}, {"start": 12694.18, "end": 12696.460000000001, "text": " Your mom lets you have two corrosive waves."}, {"start": 12696.460000000001, "end": 12699.7, "text": " Is there any way I could kill you this turn?"}, {"start": 12699.7, "end": 12701.460000000001, "text": " You're taking nine needs to do 10 damage."}, {"start": 12701.460000000001, "end": 12704.42, "text": " It literally can't be done."}, {"start": 12704.42, "end": 12705.34, "text": " Kind of embarrassing."}, {"start": 12705.34, "end": 12709.34, "text": " Maybe my deck actually sucks, man."}, {"start": 12709.34, "end": 12711.7, "text": " I am losing the two caves in a trench code right now."}, {"start": 12714.86, "end": 12718.58, "text": " A little embarrassing."}, {"start": 12718.58, "end": 12720.82, "text": " On the other hand, suck brick."}, {"start": 12724.18, "end": 12726.18, "text": " Framed was free today."}, {"start": 12728.68, "end": 12734.18, "text": " Kind of insane to just assume that everybody on earth would have seen the most popular movie of the 2010s."}, {"start": 12735.18, "end": 12739.18, "text": " Little crazy. Little crazy. I wouldn't be making an assumption like that."}, {"start": 12744.18, "end": 12745.18, "text": " I still haven't seen it."}, {"start": 12745.68, "end": 12750.18, "text": " Ironically you should see, um, you should see Interstellar. It is a good movie."}, {"start": 12750.68, "end": 12752.18, "text": " In my opinion at least."}, {"start": 12754.18, "end": 12757.9, "text": " We dump reflex for sure, man."}, {"start": 12757.9, "end": 12761.86, "text": " And then I definitely feel like you just pop one of those out there, and you're feeling"}, {"start": 12761.86, "end": 12773.26, "text": " pretty darn good about yourself."}, {"start": 12773.26, "end": 12781.26, "text": " That seemed all right."}, {"start": 12781.26, "end": 12782.26, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 12782.26, "end": 12784.26, "text": " We are going to need better defense."}, {"start": 12784.26, "end": 12786.26, "text": " I just don't want the deck to get too fat early."}, {"start": 12786.26, "end": 12788.26, "text": " This is my first slay the spy run in like a week and a half."}, {"start": 12788.26, "end": 12791.26, "text": " So I'm kind of remembering how to play the game."}, {"start": 12795.26, "end": 12796.26, "text": " Maybe we want to do something like that."}, {"start": 12796.26, "end": 12802.26, "text": " Save the corrosive wave and expertise for a beautiful single turn combo."}, {"start": 12803.26, "end": 12805.26, "text": " Now save reflex for a..."}, {"start": 12805.26, "end": 12809.26, "text": " Okay, weaken, play two defense,"}, {"start": 12809.26, "end": 12814.02, "text": " save corrosive wave and reflex and get calculated gamble on the same turn. Oh"}, {"start": 12814.02, "end": 12821.1, "text": " shit. I'm not even gonna weaken you bro. We immediately want to do that obviously."}, {"start": 12822.58, "end": 12827.98, "text": " Paul Rudd's character kind of funny. Oh are you talking about every movie ever"}, {"start": 12827.98, "end": 12836.14, "text": " made? That's my guy right there. I think I'm the only guy who's ever said that."}, {"start": 12836.14, "end": 12843.08, "text": " If the enemy has- well every three times you apply poison deal 11 damage to all enemies"}, {"start": 12843.08, "end": 12847.22, "text": " we apply poison three times like all the time man."}, {"start": 12847.22, "end": 12849.5, "text": " You a Mac and me fan?"}, {"start": 12849.5, "end": 12855.18, "text": " I think it's the best episode of the Jonah Ray series of Mystery Science Theater 3000"}, {"start": 12855.18, "end": 12858.019999999999, "text": " which by the way is highly underrated."}, {"start": 12858.019999999999, "end": 12863.42, "text": " I understand the draw to be like only the Joel and Mike episodes are real but that"}, {"start": 12863.42, "end": 12869.1, "text": " That was a labor of love and some of those Jonah Ray episodes are really good."}, {"start": 12869.1, "end": 12871.06, "text": " I thought that that was a loving tribute."}, {"start": 12871.06, "end": 12875.9, "text": " Now the Felicia Day, Pat and Oswald stuff, the skits, I'm not all about the skits but"}, {"start": 12875.9, "end": 12888.78, "text": " if I may the skits kind of sucked most of the time in the original run to begin with."}, {"start": 12888.78, "end": 12890.54, "text": " I didn't give it the time of day."}, {"start": 12890.54, "end": 12897.34, "text": " I mean if you're a Mystery Science Theater 3000 head I definitely think it's worth"}, {"start": 12897.34, "end": 12902.820000000002, "text": " watching but I also know how Mystery Science Theater 3000 heads are which"}, {"start": 12902.820000000002, "end": 12906.18, "text": " means that like if you want to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 you're not"}, {"start": 12906.18, "end": 12909.54, "text": " gonna be like oh boy new episodes you're gonna like be like hey play Space"}, {"start": 12909.54, "end": 12916.26, "text": " Muir me play Mitchell so like I mean honestly I can't really be mad at you"}, {"start": 12916.26, "end": 12918.98, "text": " So how could I be mad at you for that?"}, {"start": 12918.98, "end": 12921.94, "text": " I like a Joe Don Baker movie as much as the next guy."}, {"start": 12921.94, "end": 12924.380000000001, "text": " Okay, don't wake him up."}, {"start": 12924.380000000001, "end": 12930.02, "text": " We want to save a reflex and maybe a dagger throw and set up a good corrosive turn."}, {"start": 12930.02, "end": 12941.42, "text": " I mean, you're definitely just going to do this."}, {"start": 12941.42, "end": 12943.300000000001, "text": " I've been betrayed."}, {"start": 12943.300000000001, "end": 12945.1, "text": " This is what we need."}, {"start": 12945.1, "end": 12956.140000000001, "text": " this of course I think you should still play corrosive wave and we hit you for"}, {"start": 12956.140000000001, "end": 12962.34, "text": " like 15 there because of outbreak right give me these"}, {"start": 12966.58, "end": 12971.300000000001, "text": " did you kill mr. new PC people got mad at me for making Ram so expensive so I"}, {"start": 12971.300000000001, "end": 12974.1, "text": " took it out of my title"}, {"start": 12975.1, "end": 12980.1, "text": " Corosso Blave."}, {"start": 12980.1, "end": 12985.1, "text": " Corosso Blave."}, {"start": 12985.1, "end": 12995.1, "text": " Magic Missile."}, {"start": 12995.1, "end": 12997.1, "text": " Ram actually is insane though."}, {"start": 12997.1, "end": 13003.1, "text": " Well yeah, I know because like my HVAC guy was telling me Ram was insane."}, {"start": 13003.1, "end": 13010.58, "text": " He says he shoots drone videos and then he brings the videos like into his PC to edit them"}, {"start": 13011.26, "end": 13017.42, "text": " But his RAM got busted if he ever imports a file over 400 megabytes his computer blue screens"}, {"start": 13017.42, "end": 13023.880000000001, "text": " And he he's like saving up for new RAM because RAM is like $600 a stick or something like that right now like you"}, {"start": 13023.880000000001, "end": 13026.86, "text": " He was losing his mind and honestly, I think he was right to do so"}, {"start": 13026.86, "end": 13038.220000000001, "text": " 400 megabytes? Yeah, I swear to you he said 400 megabytes and then I said that's not a lot and he"}, {"start": 13038.220000000001, "end": 13046.5, "text": " went yeah I know especially when you're dealing with video. Damn that sounds like it sucks ass"}, {"start": 13046.5, "end": 13059.72, "text": " honestly you're doing 16 damage I think we got a try to end your life for sure"}, {"start": 13059.72, "end": 13067.98, "text": " probably not on this turn but on the next turn for sure"}, {"start": 13067.98, "end": 13080.619999999999, "text": " you're not killing me. Yeah, look at this. You're not fucking killing me. You're done,"}, {"start": 13080.619999999999, "end": 13088.38, "text": " bud. 35 poison on your forehead. You like this game or is it washed? I think it's possibly"}, {"start": 13088.380000000001, "end": 13099.7, "text": " the greatest game ever made. Two inky shives. Plans weak. If fatal gain an additional card"}, {"start": 13099.7, "end": 13105.34, "text": " reward, it's not that good. I think it's as good as the original. It's hard to say that"}, {"start": 13105.34, "end": 13108.54, "text": " because I have 3,000 hours in the original or something like that. I think it's the"}, {"start": 13108.54, "end": 13115.300000000001, "text": " best game ever made. You said that about SAP? SAP's in the top 10, bro. You know"}, {"start": 13115.300000000001, "end": 13121.140000000001, "text": " know what tools of the trade enables our our sly cards the original was all right"}, {"start": 13121.140000000001, "end": 13131.660000000002, "text": " too that's true it says definitely true to relax to your deck remove five cards"}, {"start": 13131.660000000002, "end": 13137.62, "text": " add them back upgraded I certainly think we can take advantage of that now but I"}, {"start": 13137.62, "end": 13140.62, "text": " also can't help but notice every time I take pale's tooth I'm like this is"}, {"start": 13140.62, "end": 13144.580000000002, "text": " awesome and then I lose it's like the worst kind of relic it makes you feel"}, {"start": 13144.58, "end": 13151.38, "text": " like it's doing a lot but your results get worse. And then Pales Legion, I've literally never taken."}, {"start": 13152.74, "end": 13157.06, "text": " Doubles blocked from a car then goes to sleep for two turns. You know what, man?"}, {"start": 13158.66, "end": 13162.98, "text": " Let's try it out. I've literally never, I haven't, I haven't ever given it the time of day."}, {"start": 13164.1, "end": 13167.78, "text": " Just to be frank with you, that, that was begging for a Daniel Plain View."}, {"start": 13169.62, "end": 13174.18, "text": " Be honest with you, I've never even given it the time of day. That may change right now."}, {"start": 13174.58, "end": 13180.58, "text": " Post-Haste, J-HW, draft a letter. Take narration."}, {"start": 13183.58, "end": 13185.58, "text": " I bet I can wipe you."}, {"start": 13186.58, "end": 13187.58, "text": " We dump those."}, {"start": 13190.58, "end": 13196.58, "text": " We'd like to get some, you know what? It's going to give us ten blocks because we got the little fella in front of us."}, {"start": 13197.58, "end": 13203.58, "text": " But we don't really want to use the block if instead we could just guarantee that you die because that would give us seven blocks."}, {"start": 13204.58, "end": 13211.5, "text": " But I could also draw zero cards, which is pretty valuable all right taking 15 kind of not ideal"}, {"start": 13215.22, "end": 13221.02, "text": " And changing series name to HW was kind of type of thing that could be the play"}, {"start": 13221.02, "end": 13237.82, "text": " I don't think we have enough block right now."}, {"start": 13237.82, "end": 13240.7, "text": " Add Sly to a skill in your hand this turn."}, {"start": 13240.7, "end": 13247.58, "text": " Sly added to a backflip or something like that could go fucking crazy."}, {"start": 13247.58, "end": 13250.42, "text": " Daniel Plainview sounds like Bane without the mask."}, {"start": 13250.42, "end": 13251.26, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 13251.26, "end": 13253.66, "text": " They fucking figured out the..."}, {"start": 13253.66, "end": 13255.58, "text": " They figured out the fucking impression."}, {"start": 13255.58, "end": 13256.42, "text": " No, no!"}, {"start": 13259.539999999999, "end": 13260.38, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 13263.38, "end": 13265.18, "text": " But the Jack Nicholson is singular."}, {"start": 13265.18, "end": 13267.94, "text": " The Jack Nicholson is based on nothing but his spirit."}, {"start": 13269.5, "end": 13271.06, "text": " Why don't you show your pie hole"}, {"start": 13271.06, "end": 13272.94, "text": " and give me an anchor relic?"}, {"start": 13274.86, "end": 13277.42, "text": " There's certain things in there."}, {"start": 13277.42, "end": 13279.14, "text": " There's elements of other characters."}, {"start": 13279.14, "end": 13280.7, "text": " Christians later certainly in there,"}, {"start": 13280.7, "end": 13284.34, "text": " maybe a few other individuals as well."}, {"start": 13284.34, "end": 13287.26, "text": " I actually think we discard this, believe it or not."}, {"start": 13287.26, "end": 13290.5, "text": " The reason is we wanna make sure we play our corrosive wave."}, {"start": 13296.66, "end": 13298.74, "text": " And then you play expertise,"}, {"start": 13298.74, "end": 13300.94, "text": " which then allows you to draw more cards,"}, {"start": 13300.94, "end": 13301.94, "text": " which kills them all."}, {"start": 13304.62, "end": 13305.460000000001, "text": " That was big."}, {"start": 13307.42, "end": 13313.76, "text": " Get a new Jack Nicholson quote. I mean, that's not even the first quote isn't even Jack Nicholson if I may"}, {"start": 13314.66, "end": 13318.52, "text": " First quotes just some shit that sounds like some shit that Jack Nicholson would say"}, {"start": 13324.74, "end": 13331.3, "text": " Other day I learned that as someone with a mole I can do a deniro just by pulling a sad face. That's very valuable. I"}, {"start": 13331.300000000001, "end": 13340.300000000001, "text": " I do want to say, I had a denero for a while, but I can only get my face to do it if I don't think about it."}, {"start": 13340.300000000001, "end": 13347.300000000001, "text": " Like if I try to think about getting the muppet face with the upside down frown, I can't do it."}, {"start": 13350.300000000001, "end": 13352.300000000001, "text": " I can't do it. I can't do it."}, {"start": 13352.300000000001, "end": 13358.140000000001, "text": " This will probably work."}, {"start": 13358.140000000001, "end": 13362.94, "text": " Outbreak, corrosive wave, calculated gamble."}, {"start": 13362.94, "end": 13365.62, "text": " I would say this worked."}, {"start": 13365.62, "end": 13370.500000000002, "text": " Don't even play the well laid plans, it's not necessary."}, {"start": 13370.500000000002, "end": 13371.500000000002, "text": " Beaker from the Muppets."}, {"start": 13371.500000000002, "end": 13374.1, "text": " Well that's kind of what I'm going for, but I can't get there man."}, {"start": 13374.1, "end": 13378.62, "text": " I can't, I can't, I can't get there."}, {"start": 13378.62, "end": 13380.7, "text": " Good colorless potion please."}, {"start": 13380.7, "end": 13384.7, "text": " I mean, zero cost card that creates three zero cost cards."}, {"start": 13387.0, "end": 13389.54, "text": " Discard two cards, add two shibs into your hand."}, {"start": 13389.54, "end": 13392.52, "text": " I mean, I'm pretty sure you're in a freaking die, man."}, {"start": 13397.68, "end": 13400.380000000001, "text": " Kind of an insanely great potion to be honest."}, {"start": 13404.18, "end": 13407.94, "text": " We need force multipliers for poison,"}, {"start": 13407.94, "end": 13409.060000000001, "text": " not linear multipliers."}, {"start": 13409.06, "end": 13412.74, "text": " You need to change the slope, not the y-intercept."}, {"start": 13412.74, "end": 13416.06, "text": " I got called Bald John Cusack once,"}, {"start": 13416.06, "end": 13418.46, "text": " and I've been riding that high for 10 years."}, {"start": 13418.46, "end": 13420.42, "text": " But what does Bald John Cusack mean?"}, {"start": 13420.42, "end": 13426.1, "text": " By the way, I also want to hear a reference to a reference"}, {"start": 13426.1, "end": 13430.619999999999, "text": " to John Cusack kind of crazy in 2026."}, {"start": 13430.619999999999, "end": 13434.3, "text": " I feel like nobody respects the Cusack anymore, man."}, {"start": 13439.06, "end": 13443.06, "text": " Malgovich has definitely passed him in the John rankings."}, {"start": 13443.06, "end": 13447.06, "text": " I don't think anybody would dispute that even in the slightest."}, {"start": 13447.06, "end": 13450.06, "text": " Weight exposed could be huge here."}, {"start": 13450.06, "end": 13455.06, "text": " Alright, this is the whole run hinges on this fight as far as I'm concerned."}, {"start": 13455.06, "end": 13457.06, "text": " Obviously we want this."}, {"start": 13457.06, "end": 13458.06, "text": " Sure, why not?"}, {"start": 13458.06, "end": 13459.06, "text": " Obviously we want this."}, {"start": 13459.06, "end": 13461.06, "text": " See what kind of card we can get out of this?"}, {"start": 13461.06, "end": 13465.06, "text": " Rolling Boulder would definitely help, man."}, {"start": 13465.06, "end": 13468.06, "text": " Rolling Boulder will speed this whole thing up."}, {"start": 13468.06, "end": 13478.3, "text": " Is John the most competitive first-name leaderboard?"}, {"start": 13478.3, "end": 13479.3, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 13479.3, "end": 13489.859999999999, "text": " I mean, these days, Olivia's given it a run for his money."}, {"start": 13489.859999999999, "end": 13495.22, "text": " Basically long story short, if you don't have a child in your life, you may not know that"}, {"start": 13495.220000000001, "end": 13499.62, "text": " Every child on earth between the age of zero and nine is named Olivia"}, {"start": 13503.060000000001, "end": 13506.820000000002, "text": " This card of days play an outbreak, you know what player well-laid plans"}, {"start": 13508.300000000001, "end": 13511.260000000002, "text": " I'm not even gonna play this and add two pieces of bullshit to my deck"}, {"start": 13512.500000000002, "end": 13514.500000000002, "text": " Let's keep this"}, {"start": 13516.820000000002, "end": 13518.820000000002, "text": " This is what we want"}, {"start": 13519.62, "end": 13524.300000000001, "text": " Okay, I mean hand trick goes crazy, but I think I'm just gonna kill you instead"}, {"start": 13525.220000000001, "end": 13528.220000000001, "text": " Confirms."}, {"start": 13528.220000000001, "end": 13530.220000000001, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 13530.220000000001, "end": 13532.220000000001, "text": " This crew is good, man."}, {"start": 13532.220000000001, "end": 13534.220000000001, "text": " This crew is good!"}, {"start": 13537.220000000001, "end": 13539.220000000001, "text": " How old are the Khaleesi girls now?"}, {"start": 13539.220000000001, "end": 13540.220000000001, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 13540.220000000001, "end": 13541.220000000001, "text": " All the hand-wringing over."}, {"start": 13541.220000000001, "end": 13543.220000000001, "text": " I think I did this bit a while ago, so I apologize."}, {"start": 13543.220000000001, "end": 13545.220000000001, "text": " Librarian, can you back this up?"}, {"start": 13545.220000000001, "end": 13547.220000000001, "text": " I find the Khaleesi stuff."}, {"start": 13547.220000000001, "end": 13549.220000000001, "text": " I find it virtue signaling."}, {"start": 13549.220000000001, "end": 13554.220000000001, "text": " I think there's like 9 to 10 people on Earth named Khaleesi."}, {"start": 13554.220000000001, "end": 13557.980000000001, "text": " and a hundred thousand people that are like I feel so bad for them bro it's okay"}, {"start": 13559.340000000002, "end": 13565.900000000001, "text": " they'll be all right like can I can I get a little crazy and say it's kind of about as embarrassing"}, {"start": 13565.900000000001, "end": 13572.86, "text": " to be named Khaleesi even if the character ended as the good guy like it's bad enough to just be"}, {"start": 13572.86, "end": 13577.660000000002, "text": " named Khaleesi to start with like it doesn't make it that much worse than in season eight she"}, {"start": 13577.66, "end": 13584.18, "text": " kind of broke bad. Everyone like they're leaving reddit comments like oh rip to all the people"}, {"start": 13584.18, "end": 13589.1, "text": " who named their kid Khaleesi now that she's a bad guy bro they named their kid Khaleesi"}, {"start": 13589.1, "end": 13602.38, "text": " they got bigger problems. But that's just my opinion. Honestly I think you should hit"}, {"start": 13602.380000000001, "end": 13604.62, "text": " I mean, I should save calculated gamble."}, {"start": 13608.380000000001, "end": 13611.2, "text": " You dump defend, this is so huge, man."}, {"start": 13611.2, "end": 13612.380000000001, "text": " Perrosive wave."}, {"start": 13616.380000000001, "end": 13620.240000000002, "text": " I mean, hand trick on expertise"}, {"start": 13620.240000000002, "end": 13624.160000000002, "text": " and then draw like a million cards."}, {"start": 13624.160000000002, "end": 13625.660000000002, "text": " That seems pretty solid."}, {"start": 13628.26, "end": 13630.660000000002, "text": " And then, sure, an outbreak's good."}, {"start": 13630.66, "end": 13636.4, "text": " Oh, he hit you like a well-aid plant back, of course."}, {"start": 13636.4, "end": 13641.6, "text": " Give me, actually give me some draw."}, {"start": 13641.6, "end": 13644.24, "text": " Anyone else go to school with an ABCDE?"}, {"start": 13644.24, "end": 13648.76, "text": " No I didn't, and can I say something, I'd, if this is true I apologize, but you didn't"}, {"start": 13648.76, "end": 13649.76, "text": " either."}, {"start": 13649.76, "end": 13653.48, "text": " I don't believe that you did."}, {"start": 13653.48, "end": 13657.24, "text": " Not real."}, {"start": 13657.24, "end": 13663.92, "text": " insubordinate and churlish."}, {"start": 13663.92, "end": 13667.76, "text": " That's the play."}, {"start": 13667.76, "end": 13669.92, "text": " What about all the adults named Quasimodo?"}, {"start": 13669.92, "end": 13672.119999999999, "text": " Okay, well listen."}, {"start": 13672.119999999999, "end": 13673.52, "text": " Your parents named you Quasimodo."}, {"start": 13673.52, "end": 13675.68, "text": " It's kind of your fault for being an ugly baby."}, {"start": 13675.68, "end": 13677.32, "text": " No disrespect."}, {"start": 13677.32, "end": 13681.72, "text": " Okay, Hand Trick."}, {"start": 13681.72, "end": 13683.64, "text": " Hand Trick on a..."}, {"start": 13683.64, "end": 13686.72, "text": " Or how am I going to discard it?"}, {"start": 13686.720000000001, "end": 13688.220000000001, "text": " However, it's good anyway."}, {"start": 13688.220000000001, "end": 13689.820000000002, "text": " Hand trick on an expertise."}, {"start": 13689.820000000002, "end": 13694.820000000002, "text": " Save it and discard it in the future, in the year 2000."}, {"start": 13698.62, "end": 13699.820000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah, it makes sense."}, {"start": 13703.02, "end": 13704.420000000002, "text": " Doesn't really make sense,"}, {"start": 13704.420000000002, "end": 13706.18, "text": " because you probably would rather keep this in your hand,"}, {"start": 13706.18, "end": 13708.54, "text": " but it'll come back around."}, {"start": 13708.54, "end": 13709.900000000001, "text": " It's for this turn only."}, {"start": 13710.820000000002, "end": 13712.300000000001, "text": " They don't want you to win."}, {"start": 13712.300000000001, "end": 13714.000000000002, "text": " They don't want you to get healthy."}, {"start": 13716.720000000001, "end": 13721.36, "text": " Okay, huge mogging."}, {"start": 13721.36, "end": 13728.560000000001, "text": " Make a defend, sly, and then discard it and have way more block than you could possibly"}, {"start": 13728.560000000001, "end": 13729.560000000001, "text": " need."}, {"start": 13729.560000000001, "end": 13733.080000000002, "text": " My friend's mom is named Karen."}, {"start": 13733.080000000002, "end": 13740.160000000002, "text": " Okay, that's one you can be a little sympathetic for, but like at the same time, I don't feel"}, {"start": 13740.160000000002, "end": 13742.320000000002, "text": " sorry because people are judging them based on the name."}, {"start": 13742.32, "end": 13748.76, "text": " I feel sorry because of the fact that probably every time they meet someone, they have to"}, {"start": 13748.76, "end": 13752.68, "text": " endure some kind of comment that's like, oh, that's an unfortunate name."}, {"start": 13752.68, "end": 13755.56, "text": " But it's really, isn't it only unfortunate?"}, {"start": 13755.56, "end": 13757.36, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 13757.36, "end": 13764.6, "text": " Because of the fact that you're having the conversation about how unfortunate it is?"}, {"start": 13764.6, "end": 13769.0, "text": " Like being a Karen doesn't innately mean that you complain to management."}, {"start": 13769.0, "end": 13772.08, "text": " I'm pretty sure like the haircut is what makes you evil, not the name."}, {"start": 13773.36, "end": 13777.32, "text": " But so I would blame the barber more than I would blame, you know, the,"}, {"start": 13777.52, "end": 13778.88, "text": " the, your parents on that one."}, {"start": 13782.96, "end": 13786.0, "text": " Start each combat with this card in your hands."}, {"start": 13787.32, "end": 13789.96, "text": " Chat, I've done a pretty good job of constructing this deck."}, {"start": 13789.96, "end": 13791.72, "text": " If I may say so myself."}, {"start": 13794.96, "end": 13798.44, "text": " I think an outbreak in the hand is pretty important."}, {"start": 13799.0, "end": 13802.16, "text": " You definitely know some people with the haircut."}, {"start": 13802.16, "end": 13805.34, "text": " My toxic trait is that I think the care and haircut looks good."}, {"start": 13805.34, "end": 13807.2, "text": " I actually think the care and haircut looks good."}, {"start": 13807.2, "end": 13810.08, "text": " Now sometimes they go a little too far with it."}, {"start": 13810.08, "end": 13815.92, "text": " They shave it a little too high up or something like that and they make it a little too angled."}, {"start": 13815.92, "end": 13819.32, "text": " But there are good care and haircuts out there man."}, {"start": 13819.32, "end": 13821.96, "text": " But you're asking a bald guy for hair opinions."}, {"start": 13821.96, "end": 13823.92, "text": " This is the worst take you've ever had."}, {"start": 13823.92, "end": 13827.68, "text": " Nah man, you've seen the haircut where people, you haven't seen people wear the haircut"}, {"start": 13827.68, "end": 13840.44, "text": " like I have. You ever see Kate Goslin? What's a bad haircut then? Oh, I don't know. I think"}, {"start": 13840.44, "end": 13845.56, "text": " the broccoli haircut's kind of fire too. I never, I don't think I ever had enough hair"}, {"start": 13845.56, "end": 13850.04, "text": " to, even as a child, to have done the broccoli haircut. Well, I think if you're like 14,"}, {"start": 13850.04, "end": 13856.92, "text": " the broccoli haircut probably feels awesome, man. Worst take was calling Stretching Fake."}, {"start": 13856.92, "end": 13863.54, "text": " go to Google Scholar. There's horrible news for you at Google Scholar. Okay, well another"}, {"start": 13863.54, "end": 13872.68, "text": " calculator, wait, we got so much money I forgot. Okay, we dump a strike. Get ready for the"}, {"start": 13872.68, "end": 13881.2, "text": " Royal Stamp. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, it can't go on powers. Dude, just put"}, {"start": 13881.2, "end": 13888.36, "text": " about a calculator gamble then and then we use so much money I think another"}, {"start": 13888.36, "end": 13893.04, "text": " gamble is awesome and just in case give me a meat on the bone just to keep me"}, {"start": 13893.04, "end": 13895.560000000001, "text": " moving here"}, {"start": 13902.16, "end": 13905.76, "text": " can be a little annoying"}, {"start": 13905.76, "end": 13911.84, "text": " Put your palms on the floor while standing up right now, buddy."}, {"start": 13911.84, "end": 13919.12, "text": " Yeah, but I don't necessarily think like that has any merit to it, you know?"}, {"start": 13919.12, "end": 13921.72, "text": " Like I'm not saying it doesn't."}, {"start": 13921.72, "end": 13926.68, "text": " All I'm saying is like, what if it doesn't?"}, {"start": 13926.68, "end": 13927.68, "text": " I don't know what I've done."}, {"start": 13927.68, "end": 13930.6, "text": " Like this doesn't seem like the right way to, yeah, this was not the right way to"}, {"start": 13930.6, "end": 13934.6, "text": " handle this turn."}, {"start": 13934.6, "end": 13940.6, "text": " Fool's a detrade."}, {"start": 13940.6, "end": 13947.36, "text": " We're going to be taking a lot of damage, man."}, {"start": 13947.36, "end": 13951.720000000001, "text": " This went horribly."}, {"start": 13951.720000000001, "end": 13958.720000000001, "text": " That didn't make it any better at all."}, {"start": 13958.720000000001, "end": 13965.920000000002, "text": " If LeBron stretches, I'm gonna stretch too."}, {"start": 13965.920000000002, "end": 13968.04, "text": " Okay, listen."}, {"start": 13968.04, "end": 13973.160000000002, "text": " That's the logic that ends up with you watching Tom and Jerry before school."}, {"start": 13973.160000000002, "end": 13986.800000000001, "text": " Which actually, in some circumstances, might be the play, but..."}, {"start": 13986.800000000001, "end": 13987.800000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna die."}, {"start": 13987.800000000001, "end": 13996.560000000001, "text": " I'm literally not going to die here."}, {"start": 13996.560000000001, "end": 14011.44, "text": " All we need is corrosive wave, which we got, and then corrosive wave me, hands tricked me"}, {"start": 14011.44, "end": 14019.32, "text": " on an expertise, which you then dump and wipe the whole boss."}, {"start": 14019.32, "end": 14022.12, "text": " If he loses this fight it invalidates all his takes."}, {"start": 14022.12, "end": 14026.800000000001, "text": " Sorry librarian."}, {"start": 14026.800000000001, "end": 14033.76, "text": " It was before the fall when they wrote it on the wall when there wasn't even any Hollywood."}, {"start": 14033.76, "end": 14042.94, "text": " You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 14042.94, "end": 14045.04, "text": " No, it's the Caves of Altamira by Steely Dan."}, {"start": 14045.04, "end": 14048.84, "text": " I'll give you a freebie."}, {"start": 14048.84, "end": 14049.84, "text": " This game stinks."}, {"start": 14049.84, "end": 14054.32, "text": " It's like a deck load of cards!"}, {"start": 14054.32, "end": 14055.32, "text": " Who made this?"}, {"start": 14055.32, "end": 14060.16, "text": " Fred, fun?"}, {"start": 14060.16, "end": 14062.52, "text": " We literally don't want these cards."}, {"start": 14062.52, "end": 14064.640000000001, "text": " These cards are bad."}, {"start": 14064.640000000001, "end": 14066.44, "text": " We literally want this card."}, {"start": 14066.44, "end": 14068.640000000001, "text": " This card is good."}, {"start": 14068.640000000001, "end": 14075.2, "text": " Bro, where's my fucking corrosive wave?"}, {"start": 14075.2, "end": 14082.24, "text": " Oh, that was not smart."}, {"start": 14082.24, "end": 14087.24, "text": " There's my fucking corrosive wave, but I haven't played a fucking county like a gamble."}, {"start": 14087.24, "end": 14090.16, "text": " I gotta drink my motherfucking potion, man."}, {"start": 14090.16, "end": 14107.36, "text": " free to play this turn. Bitches cry! Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 14107.36, "end": 14114.28, "text": " This is so easy. Hand trick, put it on a splash. You dump a splash, give me a card to play"}, {"start": 14114.28, "end": 14122.04, "text": " for free it's horrible three damage for each energy previously spent this turn it's two times"}, {"start": 14127.640000000001, "end": 14128.76, "text": " whatever you're dead anyway"}, {"start": 14134.76, "end": 14140.84, "text": " have you seen the AI WWE voice gen freak out bid chat you tell me have i seen that one"}, {"start": 14144.28, "end": 14158.28, "text": " I've never played outbreak. What a disaster man. No, if it ain't cracked out uncle, it's a very serious chance that I've never seen it. It came out today, no shot, okay."}, {"start": 14161.28, "end": 14165.28, "text": " Well I answer your question with another question Chad, have you ever seen Clio from 5-7?"}, {"start": 14165.28, "end": 14181.92, "text": " 7. Now, some criterion channel. I don't think it's going anywhere, though. Perosive wave"}, {"start": 14181.92, "end": 14193.44, "text": " me. You don't need the corrosive wave. You're not drawing any cards this turn. But it doesn't"}, {"start": 14193.44, "end": 14200.44, "text": " we don't have any kind of retain it doesn't matter"}, {"start": 14200.44, "end": 14204.560000000001, "text": " bucket bro"}, {"start": 14204.560000000001, "end": 14208.0, "text": " has to be a clay or the cc set"}, {"start": 14208.0, "end": 14212.720000000001, "text": " mhm, un petit peu, un petit peu, sans trois"}, {"start": 14212.720000000001, "end": 14220.04, "text": " un petit peu, mhm"}, {"start": 14220.04, "end": 14227.04, "text": " if you don't know a language you can just kind of like fake it"}, {"start": 14229.86, "end": 14232.02, "text": " you know what it is"}, {"start": 14232.02, "end": 14234.54, "text": " you're so disilleged"}, {"start": 14234.54, "end": 14239.12, "text": " and now we are not the sun bro"}, {"start": 14239.12, "end": 14242.52, "text": " you're talking like you like it's my mistress's eyes are some shit like that"}, {"start": 14242.52, "end": 14244.28, "text": " you think i am shakespeare"}, {"start": 14244.28, "end": 14248.460000000001, "text": " i was watching chibley stream"}, {"start": 14248.460000000001, "end": 14251.02, "text": " He did a Myers-Briggs personality test."}, {"start": 14251.02, "end": 14255.52, "text": " How the fuck does the Myers-Briggs foundation"}, {"start": 14257.380000000001, "end": 14260.42, "text": " know that William Shakespeare was like INTF"}, {"start": 14260.42, "end": 14262.12, "text": " or something like that?"}, {"start": 14262.12, "end": 14263.7, "text": " How the fuck do they know that,"}, {"start": 14263.7, "end": 14266.500000000002, "text": " he lived 600 years ago, bro?"}, {"start": 14268.54, "end": 14270.140000000001, "text": " There's no shot they know that."}, {"start": 14270.140000000001, "end": 14271.76, "text": " They think we're stupid, man."}, {"start": 14273.26, "end": 14274.1, "text": " Wait, have we played,"}, {"start": 14274.1, "end": 14275.460000000001, "text": " we haven't played Tools of the Trade yet."}, {"start": 14275.460000000001, "end": 14277.1, "text": " I'm gonna fucking freak out."}, {"start": 14278.460000000001, "end": 14302.900000000001, "text": " We have played tools of the trade and I was talking about well laid plans, my bad y'all."}, {"start": 14302.900000000001, "end": 14304.62, "text": " This is status, that's not a skill."}, {"start": 14304.62, "end": 14308.12, "text": " Okay, this is a beautiful turn to extend weakness"}, {"start": 14308.12, "end": 14310.34, "text": " and also get further away from the fella."}, {"start": 14314.58, "end": 14316.68, "text": " The chat debuff is real."}, {"start": 14316.68, "end": 14319.68, "text": " Well, yeah, I'm mostly trying to have some fun with it."}, {"start": 14321.640000000001, "end": 14324.820000000002, "text": " We're gonna, we should save calculated gamble"}, {"start": 14324.820000000002, "end": 14326.02, "text": " for the dream turn."}, {"start": 14328.1, "end": 14330.220000000001, "text": " And reflex for the dream turn."}, {"start": 14334.62, "end": 14341.380000000001, "text": " Take no damage, play a frantic escape, and strike him."}, {"start": 14341.380000000001, "end": 14346.380000000001, "text": " I'm not blaming Chad, I'm providing a series of constraints that lead to a situation where"}, {"start": 14346.380000000001, "end": 14347.54, "text": " it's your fault."}, {"start": 14347.54, "end": 14350.94, "text": " There's a subtle but very important difference."}, {"start": 14350.94, "end": 14354.34, "text": " Can I get corrosive wave please?"}, {"start": 14354.34, "end": 14363.78, "text": " Okay, I extend your weakness for one more time."}, {"start": 14363.78, "end": 14364.78, "text": " And then we store these two."}, {"start": 14364.78, "end": 14365.78, "text": " We're going to have a huge turn."}, {"start": 14365.78, "end": 14367.78, "text": " We're going to have a huge turn."}, {"start": 14367.78, "end": 14369.34, "text": " Oh, corrosive wave does exist."}, {"start": 14369.34, "end": 14371.140000000001, "text": " Who would have freaking thought, man?"}, {"start": 14371.140000000001, "end": 14379.18, "text": " Okay, corrosive wave, don't even neutralize because the poison is worth more to us."}, {"start": 14379.18, "end": 14381.380000000001, "text": " No reason to play that."}, {"start": 14381.380000000001, "end": 14383.18, "text": " Calculated gamble is going to ruin your life."}, {"start": 14383.18, "end": 14385.62, "text": " It drew another corrosive wave."}, {"start": 14385.62, "end": 14394.060000000001, "text": " That's good because we want to retain."}, {"start": 14394.060000000001, "end": 14395.060000000001, "text": " That's huge."}, {"start": 14395.060000000001, "end": 14396.460000000001, "text": " And then you store these right here."}, {"start": 14396.460000000001, "end": 14401.02, "text": " Dude, this deck is actually going to work."}, {"start": 14401.02, "end": 14403.220000000001, "text": " We don't need Frantic Escape on this turn."}, {"start": 14403.220000000001, "end": 14404.460000000001, "text": " You play Corrosive Wave."}, {"start": 14404.460000000001, "end": 14405.900000000001, "text": " You play a Finesse."}, {"start": 14405.900000000001, "end": 14409.78, "text": " You play a Dagger Throw, dump a Frantic Escape."}, {"start": 14409.78, "end": 14413.58, "text": " Play an Expertise, which has done even more damage to you."}, {"start": 14413.58, "end": 14414.58, "text": " Discard two Frantic..."}, {"start": 14414.58, "end": 14421.58, "text": " save one frantic escape in case you need it and then play two shifts."}, {"start": 14434.58, "end": 14437.58, "text": " The weekend. 14 damage is literally meaningless."}, {"start": 14437.58, "end": 14447.26, "text": " Confirms. Confirms. You know what? I'm going to extend your weakness for one more turn,"}, {"start": 14447.26, "end": 14452.06, "text": " so I don't have to worry about it. Save that, save that."}, {"start": 14452.06, "end": 14474.14, "text": " I mean, literally we win now."}, {"start": 14474.14, "end": 14475.14, "text": " It's that simple."}, {"start": 14475.14, "end": 14476.14, "text": " You're going to get eaten?"}, {"start": 14476.14, "end": 14478.1, "text": " You don't know basic mathematics."}, {"start": 14478.1, "end": 14480.66, "text": " Even worse, even more embarrassing, it's not even basic mathematics."}, {"start": 14480.66, "end": 14488.1, "text": " basic arithmetic was watch this carousel wave finesse dagger throw don't be you're"}, {"start": 14488.1, "end": 14491.26, "text": " already dead you're already dead"}, {"start": 14494.06, "end": 14503.5, "text": " they're all ass we don't want any of them first card you play each combat is"}, {"start": 14503.5, "end": 14508.82, "text": " played an extra time the first card you play each combat is put every four"}, {"start": 14508.82, "end": 14515.619999999999, "text": " cards you play, you may cook at rest, and they're all good! They're all good, man!"}, {"start": 14515.619999999999, "end": 14526.82, "text": " Oh, yeah. They're all good. And then we want to go to as many rest sites as"}, {"start": 14526.82, "end": 14532.94, "text": " possible. There's one, there's two, there's three. Well, it's gonna be that"}, {"start": 14532.94, "end": 14539.9, "text": " then unless we go to three that way too and then we get up but we go to one shot"}, {"start": 14539.9, "end": 14547.300000000001, "text": " that sucks. Yo this PSG versus Bayern match is crazy. Oh yeah I'm hearing it's"}, {"start": 14547.300000000001, "end": 14553.94, "text": " the most high-scoring football game ever. The score is 1-0."}, {"start": 14553.94, "end": 14570.7, "text": " Oh, man, that means 1 to 0 for those of you who don't know how to roll."}, {"start": 14570.7, "end": 14575.300000000001, "text": " I felt it felt real nice."}, {"start": 14575.300000000001, "end": 14579.54, "text": " It felt real nice to say it is all I'm going to say, man."}, {"start": 14579.54, "end": 14585.220000000001, "text": " Somebody's got to make the bold joke and the thing about jokes is there's always a little"}, {"start": 14585.220000000001, "end": 14586.220000000001, "text": " truth in them."}, {"start": 14586.220000000001, "end": 14591.34, "text": " Someone's got to make the bold joke that they don't be scoring a lot of goals in football"}, {"start": 14591.34, "end": 14594.220000000001, "text": " matches most of the time."}, {"start": 14594.220000000001, "end": 14595.660000000002, "text": " What about Brazil versus Germany?"}, {"start": 14595.660000000002, "end": 14599.220000000001, "text": " Okay, that was literally 12 years ago."}, {"start": 14599.220000000001, "end": 14600.220000000001, "text": " Also I like soccer."}, {"start": 14600.220000000001, "end": 14601.7, "text": " We got to save the white caps."}, {"start": 14601.7, "end": 14602.94, "text": " How can I save the white caps?"}, {"start": 14602.94, "end": 14604.34, "text": " I'm not buying the team."}, {"start": 14604.34, "end": 14606.380000000001, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's Steve Nash as one of the owners."}, {"start": 14606.380000000001, "end": 14607.86, "text": " She's got me cleared."}, {"start": 14607.86, "end": 14614.34, "text": " Well, we want tools in the trade."}, {"start": 14614.34, "end": 14615.34, "text": " Find someone to buy it."}, {"start": 14615.34, "end": 14621.220000000001, "text": " I was, some of the cope on the white cap subreddit, like it's Gallo's humor, but it made me laugh."}, {"start": 14621.220000000001, "end": 14626.580000000002, "text": " They were like, our only hope is to convince Chip Wilson's kids to get interested in soccer,"}, {"start": 14626.580000000002, "end": 14633.060000000001, "text": " so the Lulu Lemon guy decides to buy the team as a vanity project, and I'm like, man,"}, {"start": 14633.06, "end": 14638.6, "text": " that's has anyone ever thought to ask Chip Wilson if he'll buy the wide I"}, {"start": 14638.6, "end": 14642.48, "text": " wonder if anyone's ever slid that across Chip Wilson's desk considering we"}, {"start": 14642.48, "end": 14647.279999999999, "text": " have like I don't know two billionaires who live in our city wonder if anyone's"}, {"start": 14647.279999999999, "end": 14651.32, "text": " ever been like hey chip I got an idea for you"}, {"start": 14656.16, "end": 14660.68, "text": " we want a well-laid plans and then just backflip and take the cards you"}, {"start": 14660.68, "end": 14668.32, "text": " like man. Giving better concession cuts at BC Place. It is fucked up that the whole"}, {"start": 14668.32, "end": 14672.28, "text": " thing is gonna fall apart because they only get like 10% of concession sales"}, {"start": 14672.28, "end": 14676.720000000001, "text": " or something like that. Like that's criminal man."}, {"start": 14680.12, "end": 14687.32, "text": " Okay this is good. You are gonna want an outbreak at some point. I think this"}, {"start": 14687.32, "end": 14692.4, "text": " This is good enough, man."}, {"start": 14692.4, "end": 14696.52, "text": " Corrosive wave, hand trick on a finesse, even though it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 14696.52, "end": 14700.44, "text": " Discard the finesse, draw a card, get a neutralize."}, {"start": 14700.44, "end": 14703.32, "text": " Hobbs your uncle."}, {"start": 14703.32, "end": 14705.84, "text": " White caps are 8-0 and 1."}, {"start": 14705.84, "end": 14706.84, "text": " They're really good, man!"}, {"start": 14706.84, "end": 14707.84, "text": " That's the worst part!"}, {"start": 14707.84, "end": 14709.6, "text": " I mean, fuck it, bro!"}, {"start": 14709.6, "end": 14710.6, "text": " I don't even watch soccer!"}, {"start": 14710.6, "end": 14712.6, "text": " I'd probably rather have the white caps than the Canucks"}, {"start": 14717.640000000001, "end": 14723.380000000001, "text": " It could change if we get the first pick in the in the draft that that would really help"}, {"start": 14725.880000000001, "end": 14729.54, "text": " Yeah, fuck it will dump this one no corrosive waves that"}, {"start": 14731.76, "end": 14734.86, "text": " That could change man, I could change real quick"}, {"start": 14740.6, "end": 14748.02, "text": " They're not Edmonton no can do bro. I added another team to the all be mad if they win the lottery list"}, {"start": 14748.58, "end": 14751.08, "text": " Obviously Toronto's on there. Obviously"}, {"start": 14752.0, "end": 14754.0, "text": " University of South Florida is on there"}, {"start": 14754.24, "end": 14758.26, "text": " But if the Islanders win, I think I'm gonna be pissed too not because I hate the Islanders"}, {"start": 14758.26, "end": 14760.26, "text": " But because they just got Hunter Schaefer"}, {"start": 14760.68, "end": 14764.56, "text": " They literally won the draft lottery to get Hunter Schaefer. There's no shot"}, {"start": 14764.56, "end": 14767.44, "text": " They should be winning two draft lotteries with such low odds"}, {"start": 14770.6, "end": 14777.52, "text": " I need to draw cards."}, {"start": 14777.52, "end": 14782.2, "text": " Crazy play, but hear me out."}, {"start": 14782.2, "end": 14793.56, "text": " Ruin their life."}, {"start": 14793.56, "end": 14795.08, "text": " Any relation to Matthew Schaefer?"}, {"start": 14795.08, "end": 14799.24, "text": " See it's not for me to say, not for me to say."}, {"start": 14802.76, "end": 14808.2, "text": " Huge. Oh, I never played corrosive wave. That makes sense, mostly because I didn't have it in"}, {"start": 14808.2, "end": 14813.48, "text": " my hand now that I think about it. Okay, dump. Well, you should have done this in a different"}, {"start": 14813.48, "end": 14817.08, "text": " order, but dump this and then literally just hold these."}, {"start": 14825.08, "end": 14827.08, "text": " You need to be dead, bro"}, {"start": 14836.8, "end": 14840.2, "text": " Admit it. Can you just admit that you're gonna be a little pissed off when this run works?"}, {"start": 14842.28, "end": 14846.64, "text": " Can you just admit that you're gonna say some shit like why do his runs always work and mine fall apart?"}, {"start": 14846.64, "end": 14849.4, "text": " Even though yours are obviously better and mines are obviously worse"}, {"start": 14850.72, "end": 14852.96, "text": " Mines? I think I said mines, man"}, {"start": 14852.960000000001, "end": 14862.960000000001, "text": " kind of ruin the bit when I said mines."}, {"start": 14862.960000000001, "end": 14863.960000000001, "text": " Do you have a swag deficiency?"}, {"start": 14863.960000000001, "end": 14864.960000000001, "text": " I do not have a swag deficiency."}, {"start": 14864.960000000001, "end": 14868.960000000001, "text": " I put 14 poison on all these enemies in a single turn."}, {"start": 14868.960000000001, "end": 14874.960000000001, "text": " How could that be a swag deficiency?"}, {"start": 14874.960000000001, "end": 14881.960000000001, "text": " How could anyone possibly call this deficient?"}, {"start": 14881.960000000001, "end": 14888.02, "text": " I can get out of this without taking damage."}, {"start": 14888.02, "end": 14890.28, "text": " W Potion."}, {"start": 14890.28, "end": 14894.000000000002, "text": " Oh, the most W of all potions, man."}, {"start": 14902.2, "end": 14903.84, "text": " And then just a single attack."}, {"start": 14903.84, "end": 14907.2, "text": " Oh, the best way to finish it off, man."}, {"start": 14907.2, "end": 14914.36, "text": " Okay, you've convinced me by the way. We'll add slide to bouncing flask so we can play"}, {"start": 14914.36, "end": 14927.52, "text": " it for free. Hold this, hold that, weaken you. You're doing seven damage. Sick joke. Two"}, {"start": 14927.52, "end": 14934.400000000001, "text": " shivs. Doesn't bother me in the slightest. Habs versus Bolts is sick. It's literally,"}, {"start": 14934.4, "end": 14941.46, "text": " It's one of the best playoff series I've ever seen, but I think it's just that I'm blinded"}, {"start": 14941.46, "end": 14946.06, "text": " by the youthful swag on the Montreal Canadiens."}, {"start": 14946.06, "end": 14950.539999999999, "text": " And the fact that my whole life until I moved to Vancouver, I was a Canadiens fan, and even"}, {"start": 14950.539999999999, "end": 14955.38, "text": " the teams that were pretty good were full of like old motherfuckers, and they never"}, {"start": 14955.38, "end": 14958.74, "text": " had like exciting young players."}, {"start": 14958.74, "end": 14963.82, "text": " The most exciting player they had was like Saku Koyvu, and then, and I mean he's"}, {"start": 14963.82, "end": 14969.34, "text": " the goat don't get me wrong but also Alexei Kovalev who like two out of three"}, {"start": 14969.34, "end": 14973.779999999999, "text": " nights would not do anything and then one out of three nights would get like"}, {"start": 14973.779999999999, "end": 14980.02, "text": " five points so the fact that they have like I don't know at least three young"}, {"start": 14980.02, "end": 14984.82, "text": " players who are like under the age of 24 and are actually good and exciting is"}, {"start": 14984.82, "end": 14988.86, "text": " kind of mind-blowing for me to be honest"}, {"start": 14988.86, "end": 14997.380000000001, "text": " Wild vs. Stars too? Yeah, I hope Quinn Hughes' experience is like nothing but misery for"}, {"start": 14997.380000000001, "end": 15004.5, "text": " the rest of his life in all, as I said to you last, I was going to say in all domains,"}, {"start": 15004.5, "end": 15011.060000000001, "text": " even beyond the professional. I do hope his heart is broken in his first series here."}, {"start": 15011.06, "end": 15021.14, "text": " And then I also hope that the same thing happens next year and then he leaves Minnesota."}, {"start": 15021.14, "end": 15028.34, "text": " I hope that he leaves Minnesota having never accomplished anything in the wild."}, {"start": 15028.34, "end": 15033.38, "text": " I hope they're subreddit for the rest of my life is just for the people being like the"}, {"start": 15033.38, "end": 15038.019999999999, "text": " Queen Hughes trade was like the beginning of the end."}, {"start": 15038.02, "end": 15045.6, "text": " pretty much that would be like a dream come true for me. I did play a corrosive"}, {"start": 15045.6, "end": 15050.52, "text": " wave. I don't mind taking two damage, go ahead man."}, {"start": 15051.76, "end": 15059.4, "text": " Well we already have nothing. You should have less. You should have even less than"}, {"start": 15059.4, "end": 15069.4, "text": " Did you ever have him on the NLSS?"}, {"start": 15069.4, "end": 15070.9, "text": " Quinn, get in touch."}, {"start": 15070.9, "end": 15072.4, "text": " Have your people get in touch with my people."}, {"start": 15072.4, "end": 15074.4, "text": " It might be a play."}, {"start": 15074.4, "end": 15076.4, "text": " It could be a play."}, {"start": 15076.4, "end": 15078.4, "text": " A card that exhausts doesn't exhaust!"}, {"start": 15078.4, "end": 15079.4, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 15079.4, "end": 15086.4, "text": " Oh my God!"}, {"start": 15086.4, "end": 15088.4, "text": " I didn't say I wanted to erase his existence."}, {"start": 15088.4, "end": 15089.4, "text": " This is existence."}, {"start": 15089.4, "end": 15094.6, "text": " I said I wanted him to suffer."}, {"start": 15094.6, "end": 15099.0, "text": " Like I don't want him to get physically hurt, but I want him to be in like a psychological"}, {"start": 15099.0, "end": 15101.4, "text": " bind for sure."}, {"start": 15101.4, "end": 15106.56, "text": " I don't use anything wrong with that."}, {"start": 15106.56, "end": 15109.039999999999, "text": " I'm going to make a little bet, by the way."}, {"start": 15109.039999999999, "end": 15113.68, "text": " I'm going to make a bet that one of these question marks is a damn shop."}, {"start": 15113.68, "end": 15114.92, "text": " What the fuck is this luck?"}, {"start": 15114.92, "end": 15115.92, "text": " Here it comes."}, {"start": 15115.92, "end": 15117.4, "text": " How come your runs always look like this?"}, {"start": 15117.4, "end": 15123.8, "text": " mine are so jacked up must be something to do with the game true change comes from within"}, {"start": 15123.8, "end": 15143.88, "text": " buddy oh what the fuck yo what what just happened it finally had this is the fake merchant"}, {"start": 15143.880000000001, "end": 15156.920000000002, "text": " I didn't check huge whatever real fake. I'm the one with the motherfucking gun"}, {"start": 15162.320000000002, "end": 15164.320000000002, "text": " You hear you"}, {"start": 15165.04, "end": 15167.04, "text": " Whatever man"}, {"start": 15173.880000000001, "end": 15178.12, "text": " Okay, first off, you need that little hand trick on bouncing flask."}, {"start": 15179.720000000001, "end": 15180.2, "text": " Dump it."}, {"start": 15184.68, "end": 15186.68, "text": " Quick backflip, we're taking no damage."}, {"start": 15186.68, "end": 15187.640000000001, "text": " Oh, you are."}, {"start": 15187.640000000001, "end": 15189.320000000002, "text": " You're in a world of hurt, man."}, {"start": 15190.2, "end": 15191.480000000001, "text": " You're in a world of hurt."}, {"start": 15191.48, "end": 15206.92, "text": " I think in corrosive wave calculated gamble that doesn't get exhausted into another corrosive"}, {"start": 15206.92, "end": 15217.84, "text": " wave into discarding two cards and then playing those cards and then expertise in your debt"}, {"start": 15217.84, "end": 15218.92, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 15220.08, "end": 15222.880000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, we gotta think about this."}, {"start": 15222.880000000001, "end": 15223.84, "text": " Merchants rug?"}, {"start": 15223.84, "end": 15225.48, "text": " I've never had it, man."}, {"start": 15225.48, "end": 15227.2, "text": " I've never had it."}, {"start": 15227.2, "end": 15230.4, "text": " Oh, you get all of this shit, but don't take Snack-O-I."}, {"start": 15237.24, "end": 15238.4, "text": " Don't take Snack-O-I."}, {"start": 15238.4, "end": 15239.4, "text": " Okay, huge."}, {"start": 15243.48, "end": 15244.84, "text": " They're all question marks?"}, {"start": 15244.84, "end": 15245.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're like"}, {"start": 15245.960000000001, "end": 15247.44, "text": " the worst version of the relics,"}, {"start": 15247.44, "end": 15250.84, "text": " But wait, that was huge."}, {"start": 15250.84, "end": 15253.7, "text": " But then what are we going to do with this shit, man?"}, {"start": 15253.7, "end": 15254.84, "text": " I mean, maybe one of the other ones"}, {"start": 15254.84, "end": 15256.2, "text": " will be a merchant, I guess."}, {"start": 15266.640000000001, "end": 15269.44, "text": " You guys are not hating me."}, {"start": 15269.44, "end": 15272.0, "text": " You are not."}, {"start": 15272.0, "end": 15274.12, "text": " It is not clocking to you that I'm standing on business."}, {"start": 15274.12, "end": 15281.44, "text": " I do like a well-aid plans."}, {"start": 15281.44, "end": 15289.52, "text": " I do also like playing better cards than the cards you've given me, which are cards that"}, {"start": 15289.52, "end": 15292.12, "text": " are bad."}, {"start": 15292.12, "end": 15295.320000000002, "text": " Like now, now we can have a fucking conversation, okay?"}, {"start": 15295.32, "end": 15308.52, "text": " Now we can talk as human beings because your life is over."}, {"start": 15308.52, "end": 15310.96, "text": " Shout out Justin Bieber."}, {"start": 15310.96, "end": 15315.92, "text": " You know my mom told me?"}, {"start": 15315.92, "end": 15319.039999999999, "text": " She got embarrassed because she was listening to the radio and she was like, this song sounds"}, {"start": 15319.04, "end": 15332.36, "text": " really nice. And then she found out it was a Justin Bieber song. It happens man. I remember"}, {"start": 15332.36, "end": 15343.84, "text": " I should have slide that for sure man. I remember my uncle who was a huge fan of Kiss"}, {"start": 15343.84, "end": 15346.54, "text": " and also the glam rock band T-Rex."}, {"start": 15347.84, "end": 15349.24, "text": " He was so excited,"}, {"start": 15349.24, "end": 15351.0, "text": " because he found a new song that he liked"}, {"start": 15351.0, "end": 15353.32, "text": " and then he showed it to us and it was by Hanson."}, {"start": 15353.32, "end": 15355.2, "text": " It was like Hanson's post,"}, {"start": 15357.08, "end": 15360.26, "text": " post-Bop song,"}, {"start": 15360.26, "end": 15361.880000000001, "text": " but like several years later"}, {"start": 15361.880000000001, "end": 15366.42, "text": " and he like, he himself felt like he could not recover"}, {"start": 15366.42, "end": 15369.64, "text": " from the generational aura loss."}, {"start": 15369.64, "end": 15372.44, "text": " Which to be honest, I mean, I can understand it, man."}, {"start": 15373.84, "end": 15377.84, "text": " Certainly who among us couldn't?"}, {"start": 15377.84, "end": 15381.84, "text": " That Sting's..."}, {"start": 15381.84, "end": 15387.84, "text": " I mean KISS went really winners. He was a big fan of KISS."}, {"start": 15387.84, "end": 15393.84, "text": " He was a huge KISS head. He still probably is. I just haven't talked to him in a bit."}, {"start": 15393.84, "end": 15397.84, "text": " He's cool in my books."}, {"start": 15397.84, "end": 15403.04, "text": " Sly bouncing flask and then watch this. Oh, you gotta lose your mind to Detroit."}, {"start": 15407.24, "end": 15412.24, "text": " I mean, even myself, I have Detroit Rock City on my Powertown players. Every time it comes on, I skip it."}, {"start": 15412.24, "end": 15414.44, "text": " I'm like, why is this shit on the playlist, man?"}, {"start": 15417.94, "end": 15421.94, "text": " Ain't no need for that. Wait, don't discard this, yes."}, {"start": 15421.94, "end": 15424.94, "text": " Discard that? That doesn't seem like the right move."}, {"start": 15424.94, "end": 15429.94, "text": " He's dead anyway."}, {"start": 15429.94, "end": 15434.94, "text": " Shop?"}, {"start": 15434.94, "end": 15435.94, "text": " Not a shop."}, {"start": 15435.94, "end": 15436.94, "text": " Loose 3 HP."}, {"start": 15436.94, "end": 15440.44, "text": " Loose 4 HP."}, {"start": 15440.44, "end": 15442.58, "text": " I can live with expertise being gone."}, {"start": 15442.58, "end": 15445.28, "text": " It's an edge case scenario."}, {"start": 15445.28, "end": 15452.94, "text": " And then honestly, brother, I mean this has been, it's been a pleasure."}, {"start": 15452.94, "end": 15463.560000000001, "text": " it up, he's kind of goaded. I like that it goes, lick it up, lick it up. Oh, I like that"}, {"start": 15463.560000000001, "end": 15474.980000000001, "text": " part of it. It's this. Straight into that. I recognize you're getting stronger. Don't"}, {"start": 15474.98, "end": 15483.859999999999, "text": " give me your own. For some reason I thought that would make you sly, which is obviously"}, {"start": 15483.859999999999, "end": 15492.38, "text": " nonsensical. We're going to play two shibs on your forehead, backflip. Probably just"}, {"start": 15492.38, "end": 15501.1, "text": " a bouncing flask I suppose. It's not that bad. Ten damage. I can live with ten damage."}, {"start": 15501.1, "end": 15505.54, "text": " two for PSG okay wait I apologize for my words and my deeds actually like that"}, {"start": 15505.54, "end": 15513.220000000001, "text": " does seem like a very high scoring very high scoring football match I think I"}, {"start": 15513.220000000001, "end": 15515.98, "text": " would simmer on you right oh actually let's see if we can get something a"}, {"start": 15515.98, "end": 15528.98, "text": " little better no reason really just hold these kiss kind of ripped off and"}, {"start": 15528.98, "end": 15537.6, "text": " saying clown posse's whole thing. Sources are, sources are saying man. Gene Wilder"}, {"start": 15537.6, "end": 15548.6, "text": " kind of the original Violent J. It's not Gene Wilder. Certainly not Gene Wilder."}, {"start": 15548.6, "end": 15550.6, "text": " Now that I think about it..."}, {"start": 15557.6, "end": 15561.6, "text": " Did not play corrosive wave this turn, but this doesn't exhaust, but it doesn't matter."}, {"start": 15565.6, "end": 15569.6, "text": " You've made that mistake before? I just know so many genes, man."}, {"start": 15571.6, "end": 15573.6, "text": " I feel like Gregor Mendel."}, {"start": 15573.6, "end": 15578.6, "text": " How about a discard? They gave me a discard! Your fool's now gonna win the game!"}, {"start": 15586.6, "end": 15590.6, "text": " I would like to only have one wound added into my deck. That seems smart."}, {"start": 15592.6, "end": 15595.6, "text": " Do you know blue jeans? Like the pant or the K-pop band?"}, {"start": 15595.6, "end": 15616.48, "text": " pop band. I think we want to dump and dump. The denim. I feel like it's like what kind"}, {"start": 15616.48, "end": 15623.92, "text": " of pants go with me on this one? What kind of pants does the pink panther wear? Denim,"}, {"start": 15623.92, "end": 15630.74, "text": " Denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim,"}, {"start": 15630.74, "end": 15631.74, "text": " denim."}, {"start": 15631.74, "end": 15637.7, "text": " It's kind of a riff on an old classic, but he doesn't wear any, he has slacks."}, {"start": 15637.7, "end": 15640.42, "text": " Can I get a check on that?"}, {"start": 15640.42, "end": 15643.22, "text": " I haven't actually, I've never seen a Pink Panther movie."}, {"start": 15643.22, "end": 15645.94, "text": " I should probably get on that."}, {"start": 15645.94, "end": 15649.38, "text": " Can start doing the hand thing."}, {"start": 15649.38, "end": 15651.38, "text": " Save both of those."}, {"start": 15651.38, "end": 15652.38, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15652.380000000001, "end": 15661.02, "text": " be honest I know I know you're mad I know you're mad that I'm standing on"}, {"start": 15661.02, "end": 15670.980000000001, "text": " business on this run it's okay you can be mad I'm so fucking mad I watch to see"}, {"start": 15670.980000000001, "end": 15677.76, "text": " you win oh don't it's beneath it's beneath you to just tell lies no need"}, {"start": 15677.76, "end": 15681.960000000001, "text": " to go and chat and tell lies, misrepresent the whole situation."}, {"start": 15690.36, "end": 15691.76, "text": " I guess we could still lose."}, {"start": 15693.76, "end": 15694.56, "text": " Nah!"}, {"start": 15699.06, "end": 15701.56, "text": " Should we just apply like a shit load of poison to you?"}, {"start": 15705.36, "end": 15706.56, "text": " Seems sensible, man."}, {"start": 15707.76, "end": 15709.76, "text": " Two weeks. Yes"}, {"start": 15709.86, "end": 15711.86, "text": " Yeah, bear naked ladies. Are you listening?"}, {"start": 15713.300000000001, "end": 15717.6, "text": " What about it's been two weeks and then you could call you could do it in fortnight, bro"}, {"start": 15722.32, "end": 15729.86, "text": " It's been two weeks and then just get Tim Sweeney on the phone. Oh you are fucked lad"}, {"start": 15737.76, "end": 15742.28, "text": " I root for you in all other games, but in this one I want you to fail."}, {"start": 15742.28, "end": 15745.84, "text": " That's fair, because it means, you know why? Because the videos are so good, it means you get more of them."}, {"start": 15745.84, "end": 15751.34, "text": " The more I lose, the more videos you get."}, {"start": 15751.34, "end": 15756.36, "text": " I am 100% convinced that Mega Crit gives streamers a different experience from the rest of us, despite having a deck"}, {"start": 15756.36, "end": 15760.16, "text": " 50% larger than mine with half as many block cards. You still manage to draw them exactly when you need."}, {"start": 15760.16, "end": 15764.56, "text": " Well, I will go multiple hands in a row without seeing one, and this isn't even far-fetched, as you can actually put in a special code"}, {"start": 15764.56, "end": 15767.119999999999, "text": " that I'm sure they gave you to promote the game. Play the game as the rest of this"}, {"start": 15767.119999999999, "end": 15768.56, "text": " do and see if you can win with that cheating."}, {"start": 15768.56, "end": 15771.92, "text": " Not sorry nephew, I'm sorry to say. First thought is W bait."}, {"start": 15771.92, "end": 15779.6, "text": " But also, what kind of, it's honestly, it's just the 3,000 hours difference man. I know a lot of"}, {"start": 15779.6, "end": 15784.88, "text": " people just got in to Slay This Bire too because it just came out but playing a little Slay This"}, {"start": 15784.88, "end": 15789.279999999999, "text": " Bire, you know, playing it for eight years gives you some pretty good habits. And also,"}, {"start": 15789.28, "end": 15797.74, "text": " if I may say so some pretty bad ones curious what your win rates are I don't"}, {"start": 15797.74, "end": 15805.16, "text": " know let's fucking check the check the character stats man not too damn good 43"}, {"start": 15805.16, "end": 15811.26, "text": " wins 32 losses on the ironclad we're at nine and five the silent we're at ten"}, {"start": 15811.26, "end": 15819.960000000001, "text": " in 10 region where I don't want to say it I really want to say it. Necrobiner were"}, {"start": 15819.960000000001, "end": 15830.16, "text": " 8 and 4 and then defector at 7 and 2 man. Win rate's actually pretty high. I might"}, {"start": 15830.16, "end": 15833.36, "text": " be the best ever they're saying."}, {"start": 15833.36, "end": 15842.76, "text": " Okay, we need to have a run that doesn't take more than 45 minutes."}, {"start": 15842.76, "end": 15848.6, "text": " Let's try a little Necrobinder play."}, {"start": 15848.6, "end": 15852.480000000001, "text": " I don't want a stone humidifier, bro, because we ain't rested."}, {"start": 15852.480000000001, "end": 15854.28, "text": " Give me two transforms."}, {"start": 15854.28, "end": 15855.28, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 15855.28, "end": 15858.0, "text": " Wait, they synergize?"}, {"start": 15858.0, "end": 15861.04, "text": " Maybe I am on the streamer client, bro."}, {"start": 15861.04, "end": 15869.84, "text": " too strength, gain energy at the start of each turn. It's a little outrageous, but could"}, {"start": 15869.84, "end": 15880.04, "text": " do the trick. That to me screams elite path. Like fight this lad, fight this lad, fight this"}, {"start": 15880.04, "end": 15888.6, "text": " lad, and take advantage of these awesome campfires early. You need to borrow time to the juicer."}, {"start": 15888.6, "end": 15894.6, "text": " Probably correct. I need borrow time for the juicer."}, {"start": 15894.6, "end": 15897.6, "text": " I'm hearing."}, {"start": 15904.6, "end": 15908.6, "text": " Alright, it might be the easiest deck of all time."}, {"start": 15908.6, "end": 15915.6, "text": " Gain 11 block next turn, gain 1 energy. It's kind of like borrow time in so many ways."}, {"start": 15915.6, "end": 15919.6, "text": " As long as you draw it at the appropriate time frame, which we exactly did by the way."}, {"start": 15923.6, "end": 15925.6, "text": " This is awesome."}, {"start": 15927.6, "end": 15930.6, "text": " First attack each turn does 50% additional damage."}, {"start": 15932.6, "end": 15933.6, "text": " This is incredible, man."}, {"start": 15934.6, "end": 15936.6, "text": " I'll take a clumsy for a random relic."}, {"start": 15936.6, "end": 15941.6, "text": " Oh, all of the attacks we add to our deck for the rest of the game are going to be upgraded."}, {"start": 15941.6, "end": 15951.6, "text": " I thought the old lady threw it into the ocean at the end, man."}, {"start": 15951.6, "end": 15955.0, "text": " You telling me you went down and got it for you?"}, {"start": 15955.0, "end": 15957.4, "text": " This could still go wrong, by the way."}, {"start": 15957.4, "end": 15962.2, "text": " Hey, as clumsy as you've been, there's no one laughing."}, {"start": 15962.2, "end": 15965.44, "text": " You will be safe with me."}, {"start": 15965.44, "end": 15970.84, "text": " Yes, man."}, {"start": 15970.84, "end": 15974.64, "text": " I don't know that one. I'm not surprised. It's Our Lady Piece."}, {"start": 15974.64, "end": 15977.880000000001, "text": " Kind of an Etobicoke classic."}, {"start": 15977.880000000001, "end": 15984.08, "text": " Oste deals 6 damage. Whenever you play a card that costs 2 or more, return this to your hand from the discard pile."}, {"start": 15984.08, "end": 15987.880000000001, "text": " Yeah, I could be persuaded."}, {"start": 15987.880000000001, "end": 15992.28, "text": " Take 8 damage to save 2. Can I tell you what happened?"}, {"start": 15992.28, "end": 15999.28, "text": " I wasn't paying attention because I thought my deck was too good to ever take damage."}, {"start": 16000.84, "end": 16006.84, "text": " Relatable, maybe?"}, {"start": 16006.84, "end": 16009.84, "text": " Origin, what happened?"}, {"start": 16009.84, "end": 16010.84, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 16010.84, "end": 16012.84, "text": " No self promo."}, {"start": 16012.84, "end": 16019.84, "text": " I mean, vulnerable could help us out a lot here."}, {"start": 16019.84, "end": 16021.84, "text": " No doubt about it."}, {"start": 16021.84, "end": 16023.84, "text": " Any chance you cost three?"}, {"start": 16023.84, "end": 16026.84, "text": " No, you just do a fuckload more damage."}, {"start": 16026.84, "end": 16029.84, "text": " I think I'd like to do that."}, {"start": 16029.84, "end": 16033.84, "text": " I'll be waving my hand, watching you drown."}, {"start": 16033.84, "end": 16034.84, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 16034.84, "end": 16038.84, "text": " The guy who references our Lady of Peace but doesn't get the joke."}, {"start": 16038.84, "end": 16040.84, "text": " Mods?"}, {"start": 16040.84, "end": 16043.84, "text": " Um, mods?"}, {"start": 16043.84, "end": 16046.84, "text": " This guy counters you?"}, {"start": 16050.84, "end": 16053.84, "text": " That would affect me if I knew how to read."}, {"start": 16053.84, "end": 16055.84, "text": " I'm not even sweating that."}, {"start": 16059.84, "end": 16061.84, "text": " counter that bro"}, {"start": 16072.84, "end": 16074.84, "text": " Oh, I'll just play my cards I suppose"}, {"start": 16076.84, "end": 16082.84, "text": " Bro's gonna lose this run. Why are you talking like Julie Delpy at the end of Before Sunset? You ain't Julie Delpy"}, {"start": 16089.84, "end": 16092.84, "text": " I am. Oh my god, Julie."}, {"start": 16092.84, "end": 16097.84, "text": " Julie, I loved you in, um, but I'm a cheerleader."}, {"start": 16097.84, "end": 16100.84, "text": " I didn't expect to see you there, but I loved you."}, {"start": 16100.84, "end": 16107.84, "text": " Julie, Julie, we loved you, Julie, we did, we, we loved Defy."}, {"start": 16107.84, "end": 16111.84, "text": " 15 seconds of screen time."}, {"start": 16111.84, "end": 16115.84, "text": " And she stole the show. Not really, it's an ensemble cast."}, {"start": 16119.84, "end": 16122.18, "text": " Why do you sound like Trump?"}, {"start": 16122.18, "end": 16123.76, "text": " It's a coincidence, Julie."}, {"start": 16123.76, "end": 16130.12, "text": " It's just mere, his mere happenstance, Julie."}, {"start": 16130.12, "end": 16134.28, "text": " They're saying don't play the card that makes you lose strength before you play your attacks."}, {"start": 16134.28, "end": 16138.44, "text": " They're saying play the attacks first, Julie."}, {"start": 16138.44, "end": 16146.44, "text": " They don't love you like I love you, Julie."}, {"start": 16146.44, "end": 16152.04, "text": " So someone said, do you ever worry that your voice will get stuck in Trump cadence and you'll"}, {"start": 16152.04, "end": 16153.880000000001, "text": " never be able to get it back?"}, {"start": 16153.880000000001, "end": 16154.880000000001, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 16154.880000000001, "end": 16156.880000000001, "text": " Yes, 100%."}, {"start": 16156.880000000001, "end": 16159.32, "text": " I do worry about that."}, {"start": 16159.32, "end": 16165.68, "text": " And it sometimes does go down like that, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 16165.68, "end": 16171.68, "text": " There are times I find myself talking with a little bit of a Trump cadence without the"}, {"start": 16171.68, "end": 16178.06, "text": " impression but with the trump cadence which is a scary thought so this is the"}, {"start": 16178.06, "end": 16185.62, "text": " fucked-up fish you guys were telling me about earlier right this is fucked up"}, {"start": 16185.62, "end": 16191.62, "text": " fish okay huge w comms"}, {"start": 16192.34, "end": 16197.74, "text": " probably should have played my other attack huh I'd like to play wait this is"}, {"start": 16197.74, "end": 16223.02, "text": " good because next turn we're gonna do like 90 damage to you. Yeah, that's a lot of damage."}, {"start": 16223.02, "end": 16230.02, "text": " my temple, to be honest with you, not my temple. Anyone know of Chibli streaming today? Are"}, {"start": 16230.02, "end": 16235.58, "text": " you seated right now? Chibli is not streaming today. And the reason I know that he's not"}, {"start": 16235.58, "end": 16239.74, "text": " streaming today is I was watching the end of his stream yesterday when he said he wouldn't"}, {"start": 16239.74, "end": 16245.9, "text": " be streaming today. If a streamer tells you something at the end of the stream, you"}, {"start": 16245.9, "end": 16254.06, "text": " should believe them because they waited till the end of the stream for a reason man."}, {"start": 16254.06, "end": 16265.779999999999, "text": " Fuck you buddy."}, {"start": 16265.779999999999, "end": 16269.779999999999, "text": " Whatever I'll play friend slops if I care man."}, {"start": 16269.779999999999, "end": 16270.779999999999, "text": " Is this for shadowing?"}, {"start": 16270.779999999999, "end": 16275.699999999999, "text": " No, I'm very happy to not have any relevant announcements for quite some time."}, {"start": 16275.7, "end": 16278.5, "text": " I've got none on the horizon as far as I know."}, {"start": 16280.400000000001, "end": 16283.58, "text": " And I think that's awesome."}, {"start": 16283.58, "end": 16286.28, "text": " Fuck you motherfucker."}, {"start": 16287.5, "end": 16288.7, "text": " Should have hit you with it"}, {"start": 16288.7, "end": 16289.740000000002, "text": " and then put up more block."}, {"start": 16289.740000000002, "end": 16291.400000000001, "text": " Now I have to lose all my money."}, {"start": 16301.460000000001, "end": 16303.380000000001, "text": " Not worth, not worth, man."}, {"start": 16303.380000000001, "end": 16305.460000000001, "text": " I hold, my deck is so good I hold."}, {"start": 16305.7, "end": 16313.220000000001, "text": " Fuck it, play the top three cards in my draw pile."}, {"start": 16313.220000000001, "end": 16320.44, "text": " It's actually kind of awesome."}, {"start": 16320.44, "end": 16322.380000000001, "text": " Not these freaks."}, {"start": 16322.380000000001, "end": 16324.220000000001, "text": " Where's Hot Freaks guy?"}, {"start": 16324.220000000001, "end": 16328.300000000001, "text": " Hot Freaks!"}, {"start": 16328.300000000001, "end": 16334.18, "text": " Which one of these is on the house and which one of these do you think is better than ever?"}, {"start": 16334.18, "end": 16347.300000000001, "text": " I don't know who to hit, I guess the vulnerable one makes a lot of sense."}, {"start": 16347.300000000001, "end": 16352.460000000001, "text": " Did you see Project Hail Mary?"}, {"start": 16352.460000000001, "end": 16355.460000000001, "text": " I'm not saying this just to be an asshole."}, {"start": 16355.460000000001, "end": 16361.58, "text": " Justus doing a little heavy lifting, I'll admit, but I will see it when it comes to"}, {"start": 16361.58, "end": 16363.460000000001, "text": " the Criterion Channel."}, {"start": 16363.460000000001, "end": 16367.980000000001, "text": " And it's not because it's on the criterion channel, it's because that's where I watch"}, {"start": 16367.980000000001, "end": 16368.980000000001, "text": " stuff."}, {"start": 16368.980000000001, "end": 16373.380000000001, "text": " It has to be done, bro."}, {"start": 16373.380000000001, "end": 16377.42, "text": " That's the easiest place for me to watch stuff, because everything on it is good."}, {"start": 16377.42, "end": 16386.82, "text": " If they do a collection, and the collection is movies based on Andy Weir books, there"}, {"start": 16386.82, "end": 16388.82, "text": " would probably be the first one that I would watch."}, {"start": 16388.82, "end": 16389.82, "text": " You know why?"}, {"start": 16389.82, "end": 16393.22, "text": " Because I've already seen the Martian."}, {"start": 16393.22, "end": 16399.780000000002, "text": " I'm not virtue signaling, it's hard to get to the movie theater man."}, {"start": 16399.780000000002, "end": 16403.74, "text": " I think another delay could go crazy."}, {"start": 16403.74, "end": 16412.74, "text": " That one dude who's making Star Citizen when figuring out what to announce about Star Citizen."}, {"start": 16412.74, "end": 16415.780000000002, "text": " You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 16415.780000000002, "end": 16416.780000000002, "text": " What's his name?"}, {"start": 16416.780000000002, "end": 16419.420000000002, "text": " Chris something, right?"}, {"start": 16419.420000000002, "end": 16421.02, "text": " Another delay could go crazy."}, {"start": 16421.02, "end": 16422.66, "text": " It's literally just on Amazon."}, {"start": 16422.66, "end": 16425.66, "text": " I don't think so, it's in theaters."}, {"start": 16425.66, "end": 16428.66, "text": " Also, I'm not paying $23 to watch it"}, {"start": 16428.66, "end": 16430.02, "text": " when I can pay 14 bucks a month"}, {"start": 16430.02, "end": 16431.46, "text": " to watch every drop to me movie."}, {"start": 16431.46, "end": 16434.7, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry, someone has to say it."}, {"start": 16452.66, "end": 16457.18, "text": " Play that."}, {"start": 16457.18, "end": 16458.18, "text": " Play this."}, {"start": 16458.18, "end": 16465.62, "text": " I think I'll just play all my cards now that I look at my hand here."}, {"start": 16465.62, "end": 16467.14, "text": " Is Ludwig actually here?"}, {"start": 16467.14, "end": 16469.94, "text": " Wouldn't that be something, man?"}, {"start": 16469.94, "end": 16476.5, "text": " But it was crazy when my wife pulled into chat yesterday and said, did you know Ludwig"}, {"start": 16476.5, "end": 16477.5, "text": " is inbred?"}, {"start": 16477.5, "end": 16486.9, "text": " But then she was telling me about it last night at dinner, and I got to say it put a lot of"}, {"start": 16486.9, "end": 16497.82, "text": " things in the perspective for me."}, {"start": 16497.82, "end": 16499.02, "text": " Have you seen his face?"}, {"start": 16499.02, "end": 16501.38, "text": " He's literally handsome."}, {"start": 16501.38, "end": 16506.34, "text": " There are some thumbnails, I think, where it appears that some malevolent individual"}, {"start": 16506.34, "end": 16512.9, "text": " is like photoshopped one eye to be smaller than the other one or like offset a little bit he's handsome"}, {"start": 16512.9, "end": 16519.38, "text": " but his eyes are fucked the asymmetry gives you something to look at if you're too symmetrical"}, {"start": 16519.38, "end": 16527.62, "text": " the human brain rejects it and goes that's artifice he's fucked up turns ruining my life man"}, {"start": 16527.62, "end": 16536.62, "text": " He's intangible."}, {"start": 16536.62, "end": 16543.7, "text": " Can you just give me that card again please?"}, {"start": 16543.7, "end": 16546.62, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 16546.62, "end": 16553.62, "text": " We won't be losing this one."}, {"start": 16553.62, "end": 16560.62, "text": " I don't think so kid. Just give me my good card please."}, {"start": 16560.62, "end": 16565.219999999998, "text": " Okay, my good card. I got my good card. Mogged."}, {"start": 16565.219999999998, "end": 16569.62, "text": " You need to be locking in a bit more. Nah, get it Twisted. We're in the business of"}, {"start": 16569.62, "end": 16573.62, "text": " producing entertainment. What do we play here, man?"}, {"start": 16573.62, "end": 16579.62, "text": " Lose to strength. The enemy loses to strength. Good for defense."}, {"start": 16579.62, "end": 16590.02, "text": " 13 double the damage all hang cards due to this enemy and it works with the kind of synergy"}, {"start": 16590.02, "end": 16598.42, "text": " that we got set up. Yeah, I could see that. All defense get goopy. At the start of your"}, {"start": 16598.42, "end": 16603.7, "text": " turn draw one additional card. Actually insane. I mean goopy defense could be kind of huge too."}, {"start": 16603.7, "end": 16611.7, "text": " We only have three defense, which actually makes Goopy a little bit worse, I think."}, {"start": 16611.7, "end": 16616.7, "text": " I'm going to say that the draw is more valuable because really our win condition is just drawing"}, {"start": 16616.7, "end": 16624.34, "text": " an attack that hurts really bad, like Napoleon's Dynamite's lips."}, {"start": 16624.34, "end": 16629.420000000002, "text": " And I'm going to also say you make a choice here, not to draw like Austin Powers symbols"}, {"start": 16629.420000000002, "end": 16630.780000000002, "text": " on the board."}, {"start": 16630.78, "end": 16637.34, "text": " Make a choice here about whether you want to elite max or like campfire max."}, {"start": 16637.34, "end": 16642.579999999998, "text": " Win with Paltrow on defense, nah man the Oilers could really use it right now."}, {"start": 16642.579999999998, "end": 16647.62, "text": " The Oilers could really use Gwyneth Paltrow on D right now."}, {"start": 16647.62, "end": 16656.379999999997, "text": " Fuck it, gotta use up potion."}, {"start": 16656.379999999997, "end": 16660.02, "text": " His parents are cousins."}, {"start": 16660.02, "end": 16664.02, "text": " No, it's grandparents. Okay, we almost put out a hit on them there."}, {"start": 16664.02, "end": 16668.02, "text": " Parents being cousins is crazy. Grandparents is like..."}, {"start": 16668.02, "end": 16672.02, "text": " That might be the norm, man."}, {"start": 16672.02, "end": 16676.02, "text": " Give me back my delay."}, {"start": 16676.02, "end": 16680.02, "text": " It causes zero of Oste's attack this turn."}, {"start": 16680.02, "end": 16683.02, "text": " I think it's still a skip for me, man."}, {"start": 16683.02, "end": 16688.02, "text": " One set of your grandparents being first cousins doesn't even seem that bad to me."}, {"start": 16688.02, "end": 16694.5, "text": " I mean certainly it can't possibly be worse than like the microplastics rich world that we've grown up in."}, {"start": 16694.5, "end": 16695.78, "text": " Oh good, I got another curse."}, {"start": 16698.74, "end": 16701.3, "text": " Great, that's awesome."}, {"start": 16706.260000000002, "end": 16707.62, "text": " Great, they ruined my fucking life."}, {"start": 16709.78, "end": 16712.34, "text": " Okay, they gave me the two greatest potions you could ever ask for."}, {"start": 16712.34, "end": 16729.46, "text": " I definitely think this would also be awesome. I definitely think this is irrelevant. Anyone"}, {"start": 16729.46, "end": 16748.18, "text": " in chat ever kissed their cousin chat you don't have to answer that. I wish man that's so crazy."}, {"start": 16748.18, "end": 16760.18, "text": " All I'm going to say, well no, I'm not going to say this, but it would be funny to say"}, {"start": 16760.18, "end": 16766.7, "text": " the dude who literally created evolution said that it's okay."}, {"start": 16766.7, "end": 16773.22, "text": " And I know that because he married his own cousin, bro."}, {"start": 16773.22, "end": 16780.22, "text": " literally not taking damage. Just get a kill."}, {"start": 16787.940000000002, "end": 16792.86, "text": " John Evolution? His name was like Charles Melton or some shit like that. I don't"}, {"start": 16792.86, "end": 16795.34, "text": " know man."}, {"start": 16795.34, "end": 16801.100000000002, "text": " What's with all the fucking questions?"}, {"start": 16801.1, "end": 16804.039999999997, "text": " how are you not dead"}, {"start": 16804.039999999997, "end": 16808.0, "text": " you should be dead like ten times over"}, {"start": 16808.0, "end": 16809.879999999997, "text": " charles nelson-reilly"}, {"start": 16809.879999999997, "end": 16816.32, "text": " peak millennial naked night is watching uh..."}, {"start": 16816.32, "end": 16817.48, "text": " match game"}, {"start": 16817.48, "end": 16821.26, "text": " and pauling the fuck up whenever they go to charles nelson-reilly even though"}, {"start": 16821.26, "end": 16825.199999999997, "text": " you have no idea who the fuck he is man"}, {"start": 16825.199999999997, "end": 16830.44, "text": " but why was i why was i also cheering whenever they get the charles nelson-reilly"}, {"start": 16830.44, "end": 16833.879999999997, "text": " I'm like, I don't know who I don't I've never seen a single show that he's on"}, {"start": 16838.68, "end": 16845.16, "text": " Does have some trenchant observations though, I can't deny that I'd retain you a card in your hands"}, {"start": 16847.8, "end": 16849.8, "text": " I think there could be something there"}, {"start": 16851.719999999998, "end": 16857.359999999997, "text": " Why was Roseanne on at 2 and 2 30 a.m. Every night and why was I watching it bro, that's real though"}, {"start": 16857.36, "end": 16863.72, "text": " like why the why the hell was I excited in high school to be like oh at 11 a.m."}, {"start": 16863.72, "end": 16869.72, "text": " on TBS saved by the bell comes on like who gives a fuck man"}, {"start": 16876.440000000002, "end": 16884.600000000002, "text": " that was peak though not for a guy like me I think let me see I think I want to"}, {"start": 16884.6, "end": 16892.28, "text": " I want to, I want to wisp, Barry goes kind of crazy, even though I don't have HBO, and"}, {"start": 16892.28, "end": 16895.26, "text": " then probably you just go straight into a delay."}, {"start": 16895.26, "end": 16896.76, "text": " This is retained anyway."}, {"start": 16896.76, "end": 16900.879999999997, "text": " It would have been nice to have some lethality too."}, {"start": 16900.879999999997, "end": 16904.399999999998, "text": " We can do, we don't have lethality, so you can do this."}, {"start": 16904.399999999998, "end": 16910.6, "text": " And then we have six energy, which is a lot I've noticed."}, {"start": 16910.6, "end": 16927.96, "text": " I don't know why we have six energy, but that's okay."}, {"start": 16927.96, "end": 16930.96, "text": " Ever start streamed by eating a piece of fruit?"}, {"start": 16930.96, "end": 16931.96, "text": " Librarian?"}, {"start": 16931.96, "end": 16940.12, "text": " I don't know, but honestly, I'm pretty pro consuming fruits and vegetables anyway."}, {"start": 16940.12, "end": 16947.12, "text": " For the most part, if I've got good fruits in the house."}, {"start": 16948.739999999998, "end": 16955.739999999998, "text": " Has anyone ever thought of this before? Insofar as?"}, {"start": 16957.68, "end": 16962.219999999998, "text": " Well, your ass is grass, man. Stone fruit or berries?"}, {"start": 16962.219999999998, "end": 16965.68, "text": " Berries for my kids, stone fruits for me."}, {"start": 16965.68, "end": 16968.28, "text": " and whiskey for my men, beer for my horses."}, {"start": 16972.08, "end": 16973.64, "text": " That's getting too fat, bro."}, {"start": 16975.28, "end": 16977.8, "text": " Oh, my lobster's too buttery."}, {"start": 16981.2, "end": 16982.36, "text": " Fuck you, man."}, {"start": 16986.64, "end": 16989.56, "text": " Okay, this is literally the craziest run of all time."}, {"start": 16993.16, "end": 16994.84, "text": " Are we will, no, don't risk it."}, {"start": 16995.68, "end": 17000.920000000002, "text": " Extra game 2 energy."}, {"start": 17000.920000000002, "end": 17002.08, "text": " You say that every time?"}, {"start": 17002.08, "end": 17009.8, "text": " Yeah, but this one started like out of control."}, {"start": 17009.8, "end": 17011.96, "text": " This one started crazy."}, {"start": 17011.96, "end": 17016.8, "text": " Give me a friendship."}, {"start": 17016.8, "end": 17017.8, "text": " Friendship is more important."}, {"start": 17017.8, "end": 17021.88, "text": " Overall, we would love to have more energy, but friendship is the most important thing"}, {"start": 17021.88, "end": 17032.620000000003, "text": " in this bitchable world literally I'm just not gonna take damage I don't even know"}, {"start": 17032.620000000003, "end": 17036.86, "text": " if I should play any attacks against you I think I should try to draw to my good"}, {"start": 17036.86, "end": 17044.22, "text": " attacks as fast as possible like hold this hopefully play a lethality soon"}, {"start": 17044.22, "end": 17051.9, "text": " Applejack is my favorite pony."}, {"start": 17051.9, "end": 17056.100000000002, "text": " I don't know about that, if I'm being honest with you, I'm not 100% sure about that."}, {"start": 17056.100000000002, "end": 17060.82, "text": " I only know, I know Rainbow Dash is along with the Rainbow Tail."}, {"start": 17060.82, "end": 17061.82, "text": " Lethality's ethereal."}, {"start": 17061.82, "end": 17066.18, "text": " Oh, so in that case we won't sweat it too much."}, {"start": 17066.18, "end": 17073.100000000002, "text": " That's still a big one."}, {"start": 17073.1, "end": 17076.82, "text": " Fluttershy, I feel like Fluttershy might be orange."}, {"start": 17076.82, "end": 17079.539999999997, "text": " Can I get a confirmation on that one way or the other?"}, {"start": 17083.62, "end": 17085.579999999998, "text": " Yellow, is there an orange one?"}, {"start": 17089.579999999998, "end": 17093.579999999998, "text": " Does anypony know what I'm talking about when I say this?"}, {"start": 17097.42, "end": 17099.059999999998, "text": " That's Applejack, okay."}, {"start": 17099.94, "end": 17101.34, "text": " Applejack is orange."}, {"start": 17101.34, "end": 17103.34, "text": " Unsettling lamp!"}, {"start": 17106.84, "end": 17108.84, "text": " I don't think we need undeath, man."}, {"start": 17111.0, "end": 17114.26, "text": " We definitely want to come here. Why do so many chatters know this?"}, {"start": 17114.26, "end": 17119.84, "text": " I mean, I'm don't make me back them up here because they were giving me hella grief on Twitter in like"}, {"start": 17120.44, "end": 17122.96, "text": " 2013 for saying I think this brony thing is a fad."}, {"start": 17123.72, "end": 17130.82, "text": " It's because they were 14 in like 2012 or maybe they were 12 in 2012. Like that's why they know"}, {"start": 17131.34, "end": 17138.34, "text": " You guys, I know this is a recurring bit, but you guys were all my fucking ass for saying that shit."}, {"start": 17138.34, "end": 17143.34, "text": " You were telling me, you were saying it's not a phase mom, and I was like, this just seems,"}, {"start": 17143.34, "end": 17147.34, "text": " know this respect because maybe you're right and I want to believe you."}, {"start": 17147.34, "end": 17154.34, "text": " But I would be stunned if for most of you this wasn't a phase."}, {"start": 17154.34, "end": 17160.34, "text": " It would be very surprising to me."}, {"start": 17160.34, "end": 17170.74, "text": " Okay, ruin your life, gain some energy, draw some cards, take some block, weaken you, set"}, {"start": 17170.74, "end": 17173.74, "text": " us up."}, {"start": 17173.74, "end": 17176.18, "text": " You telling me bronies are still a thing?"}, {"start": 17176.18, "end": 17183.74, "text": " Well, without ruining anybody's life, not only is it still kind of a thing, kind of"}, {"start": 17183.74, "end": 17185.18, "text": " a thing."}, {"start": 17185.18, "end": 17191.54, "text": " But the ones who are still doing it, I respect them more because they were obviously in it"}, {"start": 17191.54, "end": 17193.260000000002, "text": " for the right reasons."}, {"start": 17193.260000000002, "end": 17196.7, "text": " They weren't just in it because it was hip in the moment."}, {"start": 17196.7, "end": 17199.18, "text": " They were in it because of the central tennis or whatever."}, {"start": 17199.18, "end": 17203.78, "text": " So those are the, as far as I'm concerned, those are the true believers."}, {"start": 17203.78, "end": 17209.3, "text": " Now, debilitate could be kind of crazy, but I'm a big believer that in say this"}, {"start": 17209.3, "end": 17211.7, "text": " fire, once you hit oil, you stop drilling."}, {"start": 17211.7, "end": 17218.98, "text": " That's what the difference between me and Daniel Plainview, man."}, {"start": 17218.98, "end": 17220.5, "text": " Shout out, John David Washington."}, {"start": 17220.5, "end": 17223.420000000002, "text": " Okay, for what?"}, {"start": 17223.420000000002, "end": 17224.420000000002, "text": " For what?"}, {"start": 17224.420000000002, "end": 17226.7, "text": " Have you seen the creator?"}, {"start": 17226.7, "end": 17227.7, "text": " No, man."}, {"start": 17227.7, "end": 17228.7, "text": " I'm not..."}, {"start": 17228.7, "end": 17231.64, "text": " I'll give him a little tip of the hat for Tenet, which I think I like more than the"}, {"start": 17231.64, "end": 17232.64, "text": " average person."}, {"start": 17232.64, "end": 17233.940000000002, "text": " But for what, man?"}, {"start": 17233.940000000002, "end": 17234.940000000002, "text": " For what?"}, {"start": 17234.940000000002, "end": 17236.940000000002, "text": " Oh, because you said Tenets."}, {"start": 17236.940000000002, "end": 17238.780000000002, "text": " Okay, fair enough."}, {"start": 17238.78, "end": 17258.78, "text": " out of John David Washington. That's real. That's real. Give me some of this. Give me"}, {"start": 17258.78, "end": 17267.379999999997, "text": " some of that. 24 damage. Give me a power. Kind of sucks ass, man, but I do think we have"}, {"start": 17267.38, "end": 17272.22, "text": " some ethereal cards we have played lethality holy shit we're gonna ruin"}, {"start": 17272.22, "end": 17279.22, "text": " somebody's life dude let's ruin this motherfucker's life"}, {"start": 17279.22, "end": 17291.14, "text": " 59 damage right out of the gate straight out the motherfucking dungeons of"}, {"start": 17291.14, "end": 17300.42, "text": " You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 17300.42, "end": 17301.42, "text": " Horrible turn."}, {"start": 17301.42, "end": 17310.02, "text": " Holy cow."}, {"start": 17310.02, "end": 17311.02, "text": " Free block."}, {"start": 17311.02, "end": 17312.02, "text": " Don't lose the run."}, {"start": 17312.02, "end": 17319.06, "text": " Don't lose the run."}, {"start": 17319.06, "end": 17325.78, "text": " Don't lose the run."}, {"start": 17325.78, "end": 17326.78, "text": " This retains anyway."}, {"start": 17326.78, "end": 17328.260000000002, "text": " This is huge."}, {"start": 17328.260000000002, "end": 17330.74, "text": " Ruin your life."}, {"start": 17330.74, "end": 17334.82, "text": " Also weaken you."}, {"start": 17334.82, "end": 17338.260000000002, "text": " Also play this to make, oh my god, could you have hit anything fucking worse than"}, {"start": 17338.260000000002, "end": 17339.260000000002, "text": " that?"}, {"start": 17339.260000000002, "end": 17352.58, "text": " role. I'm not fucking dead. First of all, I know I'm not fucking dead because this guy's"}, {"start": 17352.58, "end": 17367.940000000002, "text": " fucking dead. I obviously is tempting to fucking kill you. There's got to be a better way"}, {"start": 17367.94, "end": 17381.62, "text": " to play this turn than playing this and getting fucking killed, man."}, {"start": 17381.62, "end": 17382.62, "text": " I'm pissed off."}, {"start": 17382.62, "end": 17387.739999999998, "text": " I do think it's, I think it's delay-delay."}, {"start": 17387.739999999998, "end": 17390.739999999998, "text": " But not playing a single attack is kind of crazy."}, {"start": 17390.74, "end": 17398.460000000003, "text": " Maybe it's not delayed delay, no I think it's delayed delay, bro."}, {"start": 17398.460000000003, "end": 17408.18, "text": " And then at least I can take advantage of having done some damage."}, {"start": 17408.18, "end": 17415.58, "text": " And then this turn, wait this has literally saved my life."}, {"start": 17415.58, "end": 17420.18, "text": " There's nothing to upgrade back there, motherfucker, man."}, {"start": 17420.18, "end": 17430.58, "text": " You this guy doesn't do any damage though, so we have nothing to worry about"}, {"start": 17433.7, "end": 17435.7, "text": " Keep the change"}, {"start": 17439.06, "end": 17441.06, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 17441.06, "end": 17445.7, "text": " Okay, but there's nothing really nothing to turn off so true"}, {"start": 17446.94, "end": 17449.62, "text": " Visions that you think I don't know visions of Joanna when I see it"}, {"start": 17450.18, "end": 17454.9, "text": " Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're trying to be so motherfucking quiet"}, {"start": 17454.9, "end": 17458.18, "text": " I'll take any card that transforms something into a card that exhausts man"}, {"start": 17460.74, "end": 17468.420000000002, "text": " Enchant all card rewards with glam max HP by 31 all potions slots with empty potions. I'm taking the pussy way out"}, {"start": 17471.3, "end": 17473.3, "text": " And then"}, {"start": 17480.18, "end": 17485.18, "text": " No, you're right, no, and then you're right on that one."}, {"start": 17485.18, "end": 17486.98, "text": " When you're right, you're right, man."}, {"start": 17486.98, "end": 17492.94, "text": " No, and then it's a more fucking energy, dude."}, {"start": 17492.94, "end": 17494.7, "text": " Should have played right hand first."}, {"start": 17494.7, "end": 17498.74, "text": " Should have done a lot of things."}, {"start": 17498.74, "end": 17506.3, "text": " Give me a s\u00e9ance, then."}, {"start": 17506.3, "end": 17512.059999999998, "text": " smooth brain to my if Black Diamond Bay is my favorite Bob Dylan song I think"}, {"start": 17512.059999999998, "end": 17517.34, "text": " there's multiple different ways to play this one is well I'd say for certain"}, {"start": 17517.34, "end": 17523.38, "text": " you're either an absolute moron or alternatively you're the smartest Bob"}, {"start": 17523.38, "end": 17529.26, "text": " Dylan fan of all time it depends on did you arrive on that after listening to"}, {"start": 17529.26, "end": 17532.46, "text": " thousands and thousands of hours of Bob Dylan if so I think you're the"}, {"start": 17532.46, "end": 17539.46, "text": " smartest Bob Dylan fan that's ever existed. If you heard five songs and that's just the"}, {"start": 17539.46, "end": 17544.379999999997, "text": " one that you went, oh this one's, this is the cutest one, then I think that you've got"}, {"start": 17544.379999999997, "end": 17550.54, "text": " some work to do. But the bar isn't high. The bar is never higher. He's the greatest"}, {"start": 17550.54, "end": 17557.62, "text": " songwriter in the United States of America. Now in Japan, I don't know because I don't"}, {"start": 17557.62, "end": 17561.18, "text": " speak Japanese, but they're probably doing some good stuff over there too if I had"}, {"start": 17561.18, "end": 17572.14, "text": " guess. Not a great singer though. Yeah, but who cares? This ain't American Idol, bro. He's"}, {"start": 17572.14, "end": 17583.86, "text": " making art. Grave Warden could still hit. We do need something that blocks. Hell yeah,"}, {"start": 17583.86, "end": 17590.66, "text": " slept in and saved my watch streak. W. Chibley. Can I get W. Chibley in chat, everybody? Chibley,"}, {"start": 17590.66, "end": 17595.86, "text": " The streets wanna know when are you gonna sacrifice a thousand viewers and go live playing Slade"}, {"start": 17595.86, "end": 17598.02, "text": " Aspire again instead of Tomodachi Life?"}, {"start": 17598.02, "end": 17599.579999999998, "text": " Also, cheerfully, I'm mad at you."}, {"start": 17599.579999999998, "end": 17602.1, "text": " Why are your Islanders fighting and my Islanders don't fight?"}, {"start": 17602.1, "end": 17604.66, "text": " My Islanders all get along."}, {"start": 17604.66, "end": 17606.06, "text": " Pissing me off."}, {"start": 17606.06, "end": 17610.9, "text": " Pissing me way the fuck off."}, {"start": 17610.9, "end": 17612.9, "text": " I mean it does 6-7 damage, man."}, {"start": 17612.9, "end": 17618.74, "text": " How could you not play a card that has 6-7 right there?"}, {"start": 17618.74, "end": 17642.5, "text": " I'm not playing a defense, but you were the one of those."}, {"start": 17642.5, "end": 17652.82, "text": " I do like that you have an island that's just sequestered on an island."}, {"start": 17652.82, "end": 17661.12, "text": " Also it turns out that this has made him very unhappy, which seems to make a lot of sense"}, {"start": 17661.12, "end": 17662.12, "text": " to be honest."}, {"start": 17662.12, "end": 17670.88, "text": " Because he's in like a game, he's in a dollhouse, but he's kind of like sequestered."}, {"start": 17670.88, "end": 17672.920000000002, "text": " He's in Ponderosa, like Mike White."}, {"start": 17672.920000000002, "end": 17674.760000000002, "text": " You know what I'm talking about VIP Daniel?"}, {"start": 17674.760000000002, "end": 17677.760000000002, "text": " I'll post in the chat."}, {"start": 17677.760000000002, "end": 17678.760000000002, "text": " Sick of him."}, {"start": 17678.760000000002, "end": 17679.760000000002, "text": " He does eight damage."}, {"start": 17679.760000000002, "end": 17685.440000000002, "text": " Whenever he hits an enemy, this turns summon two."}, {"start": 17685.440000000002, "end": 17694.24, "text": " I mean summoning two is like irrelevant, bro."}, {"start": 17694.24, "end": 17695.68, "text": " Mike White didn't go to Ponderosa."}, {"start": 17695.68, "end": 17700.86, "text": " He got his own private area to write White Lotus Season 4."}, {"start": 17700.86, "end": 17704.46, "text": " You must think it's my first day on the internet, if you think I'm gonna get rage baited by"}, {"start": 17704.46, "end": 17705.46, "text": " something like that."}, {"start": 17705.46, "end": 17708.98, "text": " There's no shot bro, didn't go to Ponderosa, he's playing for the love of the game at this"}, {"start": 17708.98, "end": 17709.98, "text": " point."}, {"start": 17709.98, "end": 17712.420000000002, "text": " Ponderosa's part of that."}, {"start": 17712.420000000002, "end": 17714.98, "text": " Honestly find it embarrassing that you thought I would be the type of fella that would"}, {"start": 17714.98, "end": 17724.3, "text": " fall for that."}, {"start": 17724.3, "end": 17728.5, "text": " Now that's true he went home early, that's fucked up."}, {"start": 17728.5, "end": 17740.82, "text": " stream the detrain on Netflix. It's a hell of a Mike White movie. 33 damage, huh? 33"}, {"start": 17740.82, "end": 17756.58, "text": " damage kind of a lot. 33 damage kind of nothing. Detrain's an insane movie but I kind of like"}, {"start": 17756.58, "end": 17758.980000000003, "text": " You should kind of like it because it's actually good"}, {"start": 17764.420000000002, "end": 17766.420000000002, "text": " This this"}, {"start": 17766.58, "end": 17768.58, "text": " Three energy remains"}, {"start": 17768.780000000002, "end": 17772.460000000003, "text": " It also is one of the reasons one of the many movies"}, {"start": 17773.74, "end": 17775.420000000002, "text": " That solidifies"}, {"start": 17775.420000000002, "end": 17778.38, "text": " Why I will never sell my my jack black"}, {"start": 17779.08, "end": 17780.38, "text": " stock"}, {"start": 17780.38, "end": 17782.38, "text": " He has that dog in it, man"}, {"start": 17782.38, "end": 17787.38, "text": " You just, we got to get him off the fucking Minecraft team."}, {"start": 17787.38, "end": 17788.38, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 17788.38, "end": 17795.82, "text": " I mean, I'm not paying 53 to heal for 7."}, {"start": 17795.82, "end": 17796.9, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 17796.9, "end": 17798.58, "text": " Every 5 turns gains some energy."}, {"start": 17798.58, "end": 17801.18, "text": " I can live with that."}, {"start": 17801.18, "end": 17805.38, "text": " Clearly, you didn't watch Anaconda."}, {"start": 17805.38, "end": 17809.66, "text": " That's literally like a self-own to waste your time or money watching Anaconda."}, {"start": 17809.66, "end": 17815.92, "text": " I'm not going to take any responsibility for bad like obviously does he does he do some movies for the money?"}, {"start": 17815.92, "end": 17817.68, "text": " Yeah, bro"}, {"start": 17817.68, "end": 17819.68, "text": " Obviously does some movies for the money"}, {"start": 17823.8, "end": 17825.8, "text": " Replay I mean"}, {"start": 17827.76, "end": 17830.079999999998, "text": " Adding a replay could go kind of insane"}, {"start": 17830.08, "end": 17842.640000000003, "text": " That's some extra energy. Yeah, but it's gonna do so much extra damage, man."}, {"start": 17842.640000000003, "end": 17855.120000000003, "text": " Like, play a lethality, play Transfigure on Reap, and then give yourself a fuckload of energy next turn, and this guy's toast, man."}, {"start": 17855.12, "end": 17866.68, "text": " He's not toast, but he's fucking, he's taking some damage."}, {"start": 17866.68, "end": 17871.84, "text": " Don't think anybody would deny that he took a lot of damage there."}, {"start": 17871.84, "end": 17873.84, "text": " Didn't put a Volem on?"}, {"start": 17873.84, "end": 17878.6, "text": " Yeah, Broca's Volem would have ruined my fucking lethality trigger."}, {"start": 17878.6, "end": 17879.6, "text": " Routine."}, {"start": 17879.600000000002, "end": 17890.2, "text": " I don't know if we're going to be able to play it, but retain it either way."}, {"start": 17890.2, "end": 17891.72, "text": " Still more damage in the end?"}, {"start": 17891.72, "end": 17896.480000000003, "text": " Yeah, I mean, I definitely don't think that that's fucking true."}, {"start": 17896.480000000003, "end": 17899.04, "text": " I definitely think that's false."}, {"start": 17899.04, "end": 17905.280000000002, "text": " How about you give me a big block?"}, {"start": 17905.28, "end": 17923.02, "text": " nine-way one two three four five... seven... eight. Say that again. One two three. One two"}, {"start": 17923.02, "end": 17929.02, "text": " two three four five six seven eight"}, {"start": 17932.02, "end": 17935.02, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 17938.02, "end": 17941.02, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 17944.02, "end": 17947.02, "text": " I didn't even have to shoot in my draw pile man"}, {"start": 17947.02, "end": 17952.02, "text": " Oh, wait, you're dead anyway."}, {"start": 17952.02, "end": 17954.02, "text": " That wasn't even bad."}, {"start": 17963.02, "end": 17967.02, "text": " Interesting. I think this being innate could be huge for us."}, {"start": 17969.02, "end": 17972.02, "text": " I didn't even read it. I literally just clicked it."}, {"start": 17972.02, "end": 17978.82, "text": " I meant to read it, but I sent a mess. This is why I don't stream after two man"}, {"start": 17980.3, "end": 17987.22, "text": " But I rather have two potions or an upgraded card. I'd rather have two potions. Holy fuck. Yeah, I would"}, {"start": 17988.18, "end": 17990.18, "text": " That's way better"}, {"start": 17992.78, "end": 17995.86, "text": " It's been one minute you ever see Cinderella young pup"}, {"start": 17997.420000000002, "end": 17999.420000000002, "text": " ain't no"}, {"start": 17999.420000000002, "end": 18004.960000000003, "text": " like a gradual change from the carriage into the pumpkin that bitch becomes a"}, {"start": 18004.960000000003, "end": 18008.620000000003, "text": " tumble right at the stroke of midnight"}, {"start": 18008.620000000003, "end": 18021.940000000002, "text": " we definitely want friendship we definitely want mad science 97 damage"}, {"start": 18021.94, "end": 18032.5, "text": " right to the bottom you can only play one of the first three cards I really"}, {"start": 18032.5, "end": 18039.059999999998, "text": " literally don't give a fuck add replay to friendship all have zero strength"}, {"start": 18039.06, "end": 18044.06, "text": " Do I look like the kind of guy who gives a damn?"}, {"start": 18049.06, "end": 18052.06, "text": " Six energy."}, {"start": 18052.06, "end": 18055.06, "text": " We need to play Defi."}, {"start": 18057.06, "end": 18060.06, "text": " We're not playing a buffer on that."}, {"start": 18060.06, "end": 18063.06, "text": " Give me my cards that do damage, please."}, {"start": 18063.06, "end": 18067.06, "text": " We have one of my cards that does damage."}, {"start": 18069.06, "end": 18078.58, "text": " No, man, I might eat dirt on this one."}, {"start": 18078.58, "end": 18079.58, "text": " Nice order."}, {"start": 18079.58, "end": 18085.300000000003, "text": " I have lethality, I have to, I know you're saying play the zero cost, oh sneak card because"}, {"start": 18085.300000000003, "end": 18086.620000000003, "text": " then it cycles back into your hand."}, {"start": 18086.620000000003, "end": 18090.98, "text": " I would rather do 75% more damage on my card that does 60 damage, but maybe I'm a"}, {"start": 18090.98, "end": 18098.140000000003, "text": " different kind of beast."}, {"start": 18098.14, "end": 18100.14, "text": " You're trolling me with this bullshit."}, {"start": 18103.82, "end": 18106.82, "text": " Fuck it bro, exhaust two strikes, see if I give a fuck."}, {"start": 18108.579999999998, "end": 18110.579999999998, "text": " Defy? No defy."}, {"start": 18115.82, "end": 18117.82, "text": " You save the intangible for lethal."}, {"start": 18117.82, "end": 18119.82, "text": " Or until a nasty turn."}, {"start": 18120.579999999998, "end": 18122.579999999998, "text": " Bumps me off the track."}, {"start": 18122.579999999998, "end": 18124.579999999998, "text": " Definitely want that."}, {"start": 18124.579999999998, "end": 18126.579999999998, "text": " We'd rather have eight block or four block in a week."}, {"start": 18126.58, "end": 18130.980000000003, "text": " We'd rather have four block in a week."}, {"start": 18130.980000000003, "end": 18137.58, "text": " I think it's gonna remain bound, but it doesn't!"}, {"start": 18137.58, "end": 18141.300000000003, "text": " Okay, these are big plays."}, {"start": 18141.300000000003, "end": 18142.300000000003, "text": " This is what you need."}, {"start": 18142.300000000003, "end": 18148.620000000003, "text": " It'd be nice to not be weakened for like 94 turns, but maybe we just outlast it."}, {"start": 18148.620000000003, "end": 18151.38, "text": " Start of your turn, applied boon."}, {"start": 18151.38, "end": 18153.140000000003, "text": " It's something."}, {"start": 18153.14, "end": 18166.72, "text": " retain anyway so I'll hold you. 50 damage. 50 damage not exactly ideal. Reap only"}, {"start": 18166.72, "end": 18173.52, "text": " doing 36 damage is so depressing man. Fear only applies vulnerable for one"}, {"start": 18173.52, "end": 18176.52, "text": " It also does two damage probably rather have that"}, {"start": 18181.36, "end": 18192.86, "text": " You would rather play that regardless seems like a pretty good turn for this and then honestly hold a fear"}, {"start": 18197.48, "end": 18201.64, "text": " Yeah, one one buffer doesn't do what I thought it did there for some reason"}, {"start": 18201.64, "end": 18209.22, "text": " I thought it would be like you're intangible for one turn. That's not what it was. Not"}, {"start": 18209.22, "end": 18223.44, "text": " what it was at all. Okay, this would be a great turn to do a lot of damage. We've drawn"}, {"start": 18223.44, "end": 18231.84, "text": " nothing of weight okay we've drawn nothing of value officially now we're"}, {"start": 18231.84, "end": 18237.8, "text": " definitely going to die 65 damage"}, {"start": 18253.44, "end": 18255.44, "text": " Imagine, though?"}, {"start": 18258.239999999998, "end": 18262.84, "text": " All I need to do is draw five cards and then play Ida Loth."}, {"start": 18265.76, "end": 18269.68, "text": " Transfigure on Barry would have gone crazy. Yeah, what did I what happened to Transfigure, man?"}, {"start": 18271.039999999997, "end": 18273.76, "text": " Is there I should be able to click on it and see where I fucked up."}, {"start": 18273.760000000002, "end": 18284.2, "text": " I put it on friendship like a fucking idiot man what was I thinking I don't"}, {"start": 18284.2, "end": 18290.840000000004, "text": " need any energy tell me why someone of my friends was named Choo Choo just went"}, {"start": 18290.840000000004, "end": 18295.88, "text": " live playing deadlock in their avatars the NLSS splash screen man what the"}, {"start": 18295.88, "end": 18301.08, "text": " fuck are we doing here who are you man I don't know you"}, {"start": 18303.760000000002, "end": 18305.760000000002, "text": " Hell of a shot."}, {"start": 18307.760000000002, "end": 18313.760000000002, "text": " That's bear. Okay, never mind. Never mind. I do know him. I do know him."}, {"start": 18315.760000000002, "end": 18317.760000000002, "text": " W queen, you got me."}, {"start": 18317.760000000002, "end": 18321.760000000002, "text": " Anyway, um, but it was still a good run regardless."}, {"start": 18321.760000000002, "end": 18323.760000000002, "text": " I should have played transfigure properly."}, {"start": 18324.760000000002, "end": 18326.760000000002, "text": " For now though, Slashmarkerslay the Spire."}, {"start": 18326.760000000002, "end": 18329.760000000002, "text": " I'm gonna send you over to my wife's stream. I hope you've enjoyed yourself."}, {"start": 18329.760000000002, "end": 18334.000000000004, "text": " yourself if you click the like button is what I would say if this is a YouTube video otherwise I"}, {"start": 18334.000000000004, "end": 18339.600000000002, "text": " will see you tomorrow tomorrow's Wednesday. What are we gonna do on Wednesday? We have to go back"}, {"start": 18339.600000000002, "end": 18344.000000000004, "text": " to Tomodachi Life now that I added fuck-ass 83-year-old Brian Wilson to the island."}, {"start": 18350.000000000004, "end": 18354.24, "text": " And Niles Crane. And can I just say you're not ready for Brian Wilson's voice?"}, {"start": 18354.24, "end": 18360.74, "text": " Because in the same way that Bob Dylan has a certain cadence in Tomodachi life, I managed"}, {"start": 18360.74, "end": 18368.24, "text": " to get the vocoder to give kind of like a little bit of that classic Brian Williams harmony."}, {"start": 18368.24, "end": 18374.74, "text": " You know when he goes like, there are words we both should say easy, i.e. it's a note"}, {"start": 18374.74, "end": 18380.480000000003, "text": " I can't hit, don't talk, what's your, not Brian Williams my bad, that's the dude from"}, {"start": 18380.48, "end": 18390.16, "text": " the dude from NBC, right? Anyway, bye!"}]}