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Wait, wait, wait, speak on that, speak on that.

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Steely Dan beating Five Nights at Freddy's for the first time, Five Nights Without a

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Bite.

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Probably it's a the nightfly reference, right?

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Why did you cry at hot tub time machine the movie kind of stinks, but

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Lou's character arc, I mean it pulls on your heartstrings, bro

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Instead of becoming a professional Guinness World Record holder drunk driver. He invents Lugal

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He goes back in time and invents Lugal and yeah, it's true. He starts Motley Lou

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You know I'm a dreamer, but my heart is cold.

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I had to run away high, and then I never went home, yeah.

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Yep.

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Anyway, we're not going to do Tomodachi Live today

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because I'm pissed off.

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I started watching Chibli yesterday,

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and his island began with a fucking fight.

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It began with a fight.

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People were stomping around.

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They had fire coming out of their fucking head and shit

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pissing me off.

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Why won't my island fight, bro?

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Anyway, I did make some new me's last night

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and I'm hoping that if I get them to mix it up a little bit,

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if I get them to mix it up a little bit,

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they might start to brew some drama later in the week,

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I hope.

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I did put some different personalities on the island.

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I put a reserved perfectionist on the island.

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And I derived different base principles, by the way.

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The description of the personality was like,

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most comfortable at home in their room being creative.

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Who do you think I made for that?

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Knowing me and knowing the personality

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of the Tomodachi life archetype,

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who do you think I made for that?

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I'll give you a hint, on the island he's 83 years old.

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Steely is really close, but it's not, you're in the right ballpark, in fact I would say

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you're in the right part of the field, but you're not quite in the right position yet.

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Brian Eno, but in some ways you're closer. You're closer with Brian Eno. In some ways,

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I think we're gonna get there. I had no faith we were gonna get there, but I think we're gonna get

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there. Ooh, I don't see a Brian Wilson. You fucking got it, Brontus. Old-ass Brian Wilson. That's right.

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And I'm wondering if this is some kind of creative drop because I shouldn't make more

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bit for him.

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And then how about there was reserved which is like slow at everything and it's like you

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know guy well let me let me read the archetype for you maybe you'll be able to figure out

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who I made for this one.

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Tomodachi life personality chart personality chart for Tomodachi life that Brian Wilson

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poll was crazy, man. Props to you. Hey, Carson Beck, Arizona Cardinal, congrats on getting drafted.

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One of the last times that sentence is going to be aspirational, probably. Introvert, self-sufficient

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and highly individual, calmly lays out the facts, has a lot going on deep down. Now I'll start you

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off with a little breadcrumb. They are a fictional character from a television program.

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Okay, well, you're extremely, oh, y'all, you doomer 80, you fucking got it without a second

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hint.

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Someone said, Frazier, but you were, I was about to say you're so close, but you're right,

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it's Niles.

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That's Niles Crane, bro.

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Also, can I say, I'm a little upset that you think Frazier doesn't let his emotions

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show, but has a lot going on deep down.

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Frazier let's his emotions show.

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Hell yeah, Niles Crane.

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It's surprisingly hard to make a David Hyde Pierce.

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Cause he has like a square head,

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but an insanely gigachat chin dimple.

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Niles is goaded.

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Niles is what it's all about.

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Maris, I just wanna talk.

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Why are you ruining my man's life?

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But on the other hand, if it wasn't for Maris, would he even be Niles?

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I don't know, man.

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I don't know.

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That's what's so crazy.

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And does she even exist or whatever?

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I don't know, man.

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I ain't ever seen her.

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Maybe she gives like a phone call or something.

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Two five stars in a row?

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Yeah, bro.

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Two five stars in a row.

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I watched Brief Encounter and Cleo from five to seven.

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I'm not going to give one of them four stars just so people think I'm not a five

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stars merchant. That's insane. You watch two of the best movies of all time. You observe

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them with objective eyeballs and rate them accordingly, man.

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Godard tomorrow? I think I need like a Jason Momoa movie to mix it up or something like

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that.

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Wait, wait, wait, okay, Yeti is evolving and I love it.

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Mojique.

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And by the way, did you think that it was possible?

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I wouldn't know.

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Listening wins.

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One of the deeper cuts from Remain and Light, kind of calling it a deeper cut when the

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album has seven tracks, kind of crazy, but Mojique holds his package in his quivering

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hand.

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Mojique strokes his package while thinking of a man.

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Wait, that's fucking good.

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the cheese in my cock, the cheese in my cock, the comb in my hand, the comb in my hand,

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the cheese in my cock, wait, wait, that could be fucking good, man.

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That could be fucking good.

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Streams off to a horrible start.

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I'm going to add an addendum to your comment.

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is offer a horrible start for people who like to abstract themselves as if they are robots

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and not a computer shoved into biological machinery. It's basically just tubes with different

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kind of fluids going around. A little bit of electricity. You're becoming self-parody?

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No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I think I'm getting closer to touching

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in the firmament. Every day, I think. Well, not every day. Some days I'm playing Slade

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the Spire, which to be honest is also good. Wait, wait, this is good too. Been waiting

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for you to fucking show yourself. Training day? Two stars? Fuck you. I'm 24, never

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watch the movie. It fucking rips. That is, that's my average hater right there.

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parody of my average hater. You never saw the movie? I've seen the movie. That's why I'm

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the only person whose training day review you should actually trust. Sorry, it's taking

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me longer to drink my coffee today because the coffee shop ran out of biodegradable plastic

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So I got to drink the iced Americano, but I have to drink it slowly

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so that the ice doesn't fall on my face instead of the biodegradable plastic lid blocking the ice for me.

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Why is your intro screen so blurry?

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Everything is so fucked up.

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That is it.

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It's road of size without you.

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It cannot vary far.

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You said Nespresso was pissing you off? Nespresso does piss me off, because why the fuck am I

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out here thinking that I like George Clooney when all I ever see him in is Nespresso ads?

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Like, okay, bro made Michael Clayton, that was like 19 years ago. Now the work that

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I've seen him in for the last decade is essentially just Nespresso ads, man. Come

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on, man. I know you got a satellite spying on Gaddafi or whatever, like you got going

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on there, but at the same time Nespresso...

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Oceans was good. Oceans was fucking peak, man. I gotta see the Christophas. Movies

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got me talking like that one lady who looks like Madonna from Orange is the

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new black.

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He does kind of like that's I don't know if this is okay to say but he does sort of look

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like you hit cappuccino with like a ray gun that turned a human and I think that's honestly

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aspirational to look like a cup of coffee like that like he's a he's a tall drink

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a water. Let's put it that way. Is he still the sexiest man of all time? He's doing all

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right. I mean, like, you got to have a sliding scale once you get up to, like, your sixties

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or whatever. He does have the white foam shit going on. No doubt about it. Can I tell you,

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it kind of gave me an existential crisis this morning to be watching Cleo from five

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to seven on the bike but have Dan stream up on the computer monitor and it took 45 minutes

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of the movie for him to even get off of the starting soon screen and then the next 45 minutes

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were just his face talking and like I don't know trying to set up his discord with jobs

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or something I'm not saying I'm doing anything better by the way but I was like damn Agnes

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Varda did the shit in 90 minutes. She was downright economical, directorially. She was

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cooking, man.

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Clio from 5 to 7, incredible.

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Only thing that would be better, Clio from 6 to 7.

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6-7!

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It's been done.

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Yeah, that makes it.

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It's all been done before.

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I don't know about that one yet.

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your mom has been done before? Yeah, bro.

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By my dad, and I don't know, like statistically speaking, probably like a couple of other people before my dad, if I had to guess.

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I mean, they got married pretty young.

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That doesn't bother me.

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Like, you know I came out of that oven, right?

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I'm not gonna be mad that the oven is like baked other cookies before, bro.

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I need that shit to work so that I can come out with my dough having risen.

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You didn't have to guess.

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It doesn't bother me.

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I don't know what you want me to say. It doesn't bother me.

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She's a human being.

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I hope she's had sex. I hope she's still having sex.

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I hope she has even more.

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Hey, it's none of my business, but B, I'm happy for her.

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That's disgusting. It's not disgusting at all, man.

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We all got shackled with the curse of horniness when we were fucking born.

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Obviously, you've got to manage it a little bit, but don't do it, uh, don't go so far in the other direction.

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I don't want to be streamed into a generation of people who are like, I never drink.

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I never have caffeine. I don't do drugs. I allow myself no pleasures.

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every movie I watch is an Amazon Prime original.

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Oh, it's like, come on, you gotta get in touch with your flesh side a little bit, man.

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Asexuals can be horny? I know a guy, I gotta ask him about that.

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I don't know. I believe that that's true, because you wrote it and I like to believe people.

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But I haven't really given it much thought. That makes sense to me.

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Yeah, why not?

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sure okay probably people on a damn diet can be hungry as well I think it may be

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they're hungrier for all I know

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you're on to something I think I just took that from like the bear naked

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ladies ironically enough

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If I had a million boners if I had a million boners

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Well, I don't know what the fuck I would do honestly. It seems like it'd be insanely annoying for sure. I

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Wouldn't buy you a house though. Look at the price of real estate these days

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They might buy you a garfunkel though

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All right, we're back with the doughs. Okay

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Wow, okay, one second here, one second, just picturing what message from chat I would like

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to read to start the video, but I didn't get one, I didn't get, it's not your fault, it's

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not your fault, Sean, it's not your fault.

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By the way, I think this is, this is obviously signs, this is the movie signs, and I can

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say, what, that's the alien bro, enhance, no man, if they had one ring camera, that

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movie would have been a lot shorter. Yeah, I have no idea what this is. Also, from this

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shot, I can't tell what year this is from. But what's that movie where Tom Cruise is

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a pilot that smuggles drugs in from South America? This has a certain Jordan Peele type

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cinematography to it. It has a certain nope quality, but obviously I don't think this is nope.

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I don't think it's Field of Dreams. Wait, is this interstellar, bro? It's like a farm with Matthew

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McConaughey's truck and there's a modern avionic device. Okay, it is. And then this is the sand

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store. Okay, there you go. Ball knowledge zero. I mean, I got it in two. It's pretty good.

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You don't have to forgive me for not having seen this 25 times.

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I was like 30 when it came out.

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I think it's a great movie, by the way.

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You won't find me being cynical about Chris Nolan, although I haven't seen Oppenheimer

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yet.

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Oh wow, the astronaut's sad.

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Can I say something?

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Can we give this astronaut his flowers?

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He's trying to save the whole species.

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he is trying to save the whole species it's not

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what do you what do you want from him

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i would be pretty bugging my feelings to if i was matthew mccanae

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i do think it's great no disrespect uh... also if you've not seen interstellar

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like um...

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spoilers but it did come out like twelve years ago or whatever

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it's crazy when at the end of the movie he comes back and like his

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daughter is a hundred years older than him

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and she tells him to fuck off

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She's like, you don't need to come see me.

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Bro, that's your fucking kid.

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You A, first off, I'm your father.

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You don't tell me what to do.

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And B, I'll stay here for as long as it takes,

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which I don't think is gonna take very long

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judging from the looks of things.

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But anyway, she literally said like,

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don't wait here for another.

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You don't need to be here for 10 minutes.

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Go back to, take a 10,000 year journey

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through space to go find Anne Hathaway.

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Like, she can wait 10 minutes, bro.

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She's out there discovering more planets and shit

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or whatever.

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I don't remember.

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Spent more time with the fuck-ass robots?

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Well, I mean, they spent like 100,000 years

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with the fuck-ass robots or something.

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As a dad, what are you doing in that situation?

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Honestly, probably not going to outer space,

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but also if the world is in such a fucked up place

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that they need me to go to outer space

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to save the human race, like, is over anyway, man.

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I might as well just enjoy what little time I have left.

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There's no shot.

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We need a man with your unique skills

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in the space shuttle.

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What the fuck am I gonna do, man?

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I'll be like, oh, this is just like,

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have you guys seen John Carpenter's Dark Star?

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This is just like Dark Star, man.

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You're the jester.

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I wonder if we have any astronauts that watch the stream.

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There's only like 50 astronauts on Earth.

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So I'm going to guess we've probably got a couple.

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There's a menacing beach ball?

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Bro, that wasn't a beach ball.

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That was an alien played by a beach ball.

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Mike LaFleur is the new head coach of what NFC team?

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Should be the Saints because he has a French last name.

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Donovan Mitchell scored 50 plus points in multiple games.

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The Jazz still blew a 3-1 lead to this team in 2020.

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Oh, and the Mickey Mouse playoffs?

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Anything could happen, bro.

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The Jazz blew a lead.

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I don't know who Donovan Mitchell played for before he

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played for the Cavs.

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I barely even know that he plays for the Cavs.

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I don't know why I'm thinking, as if it's going to come

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to me somehow.

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Let's go with Dallas Mavericks.

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I don't know.

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A consensus all-American.

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This North Carolina big man averaged over 17 points.

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That's not even that much.

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They score like a hundred a game.

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10 rebounds kind of impressive though.

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North Carolina big man.

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Kevin, Kevin, Kevin Love.

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I knew there was a couple famous Kevins.

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In college, they only score like 70.

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They should pump those numbers.

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Tim Cook is the current CEO of what trillion dollar company?

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That's a tough...

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About as difficult as the college basketball question.

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Okay, that is...

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This is a really tough one.

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You are...

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You're a book smart.

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smart ladies name is Chloe no is your last name Feynman what wait I can do

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this she's in she's in book smart I know you and then I think it's I think it's

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Paul Mescal. What is the name? What is your name? I have to like, I'm resetting. It's

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getting further away. Like the information is getting further away from me. I know your

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name I need to I need to let it simmer for a second. This Hall of Fame NBA

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player has his own brand of XL gummies made in the shape of his face I have

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absolutely no idea let's guess that it's Shaquille O'Neal because he's involved

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with everything. Ed O'Neal played a crotch-scratching women's shoe salesman

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okay you make him sound like a pervert but the thing is if you've watched the

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show he's literally ace. This is married dot dot dot with children. They

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forgot about the dots, man. Christian Bale first played Bruce Wayne. I don't know why

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I thought that said Bruce Wayans. This is Batman Begins. Very Nolan heavy bass so far.

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So what we get drunk? So what we smoke weed? We're just having fun. Our lyrics from this

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2011 Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg song. I have no idea. Party. Party. Where the party

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yet. Your name is, is your name Cleo? It's Cleopatra maybe? It's Cleopatra and Richard

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Feynman. Does your name start with a C? I have to, I have to tap. I don't know her

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name. Caitlyn Deaver. Caitlyn Deaver. I do Chloe. Cleo. Okay, 8%. I don't feel as bad

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about that. What is this song? Young, wild and free. I'll be honest. I don't think I

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I know that one man.

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Caitlin Deaver and Paul Mescal.

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You do know it?

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Bro, in 2011, what was I listening to?

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Shit, I was listening to some crazy stuff in 2011.

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Prom Night 2012, I, bro, I had my prom night in 2006.

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If they said some, they were like,

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Hey, what song says, I'm promiscuous girl, it's you that I want, I'm all messed up and

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it's you that I want.

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It turns out I don't really know all the lyrics, but you know the deal.

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I was not listening to Peter Bjorn and John, I was listening to Peter Bjorn and John

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in 2007 when the fucking whistle song came out.

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Like a month you had a recurring bit of so what we stay sober so what we smoke nothing. Yeah, I stole it from Chibley's chat

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The same way I steal but that's where I steal most of my good jokes

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Was I listening in 2011

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Fuck man, but a lot of park life by blur for sure and

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Like best coast I feel like I was getting into best coast around then. I was getting into like the world is

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is lazy. I was listening to like women. I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish I had a loving

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man in my life. You know, stuff like that. I was listening to Surfer Blood and like

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Real Estate. I was listening to a lot of stuff back there. I wasn't listening to WhizFuckingKalifa.

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That's not women, that's girls. Whatever, man. I don't know shit about Lena Dunham.

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I did watch Tiny Furniture. No, thank you.

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Why are you hating on Wiz Khalifa? Fear the unknown.

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Okay, Tan. So obviously I'm looking for signing Coase. An appeal.

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You strike a match.

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I mean dry, fold, wash.

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This is tasks involved in doing the laundry.

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Laundry day verbs.

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To dial, to call, to check, to screen.

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To check, to screen.

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Wait, these are hockey terms, man.

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Not really. A coupon.

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Coupon. Coup, coup, starts with coup.

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Ends with on, tan, tan, bid.

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Like a call, a bid, these are like also stock market terms, appeal, appeal, stamp, I mean

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In a stamp, things you collect, collect call, collect a check, yeah that didn't seem strong.

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Collect call, stamp collector, collect call, collect coupons, collect screen, collect

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bid. Collect flowers. Oh my God, we got further away. Check screen. You check so you screen

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something. Guys, I think I might be cooked on this one. As soon as I hit the shuffle

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button, you should be feeling very bearish. This does say lower. On, lower. Now, that's

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too much. A check. Things you sign. An appeal. An appeal is a, an appeal is a request. Things

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you turn. You strike a match. You strike a dial. Dial is also a soap. Spelled backwards.

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Just laid that song from the American Pie 2 soundtrack.

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This is pissing me off a little bit.

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What have you put Eid at the end?

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Stampede?

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It's about it.

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That's about it.

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request something, you bid on something, you match, you check, you tan, you go to the beach

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to get tanned. Screen. Squat screen dial. Things on a modern cars console. I've decided

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I think I have no, it functions on a phone dial, call.

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They made a bid, they made an appeal,

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they made a request, they made a call.

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An entreaty, an entreaty, okay.

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And we, what did we fail at before?

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It was like things you collect, flower, coupon, stamp,

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but these were, that was none.

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Check.

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Flower, lower to tan.

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Sun tan, sun tan, sun dial, sun flower, sunscreen.

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TAN was everything because nothing else goes with TAN.

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Coupon check, stamp match, things that come in books.

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Things that come in books.

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Okay, that one, I'm proud of myself even though it took like nine minutes or whatever to get

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there because a couple of years ago doing the dulls, I would have just been like, fuck

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that, man.

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don't say I also do that book thing. Took me 30 seconds because I'm stoned. Wait

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that might be good! You know the same way like to do a magic eye it's you just

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need to cross your eyes or something like that maybe connections the trick to

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connections is to like you know be a little bit often edible or something

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like that. Everybody masks gets down.

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I'm off the pen don't tell her Jesus Christ has more searches than leprechauns

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This game is not real man. They're making it up Selena Gomez really popular more popular than leprechauns

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Probably more popular than John Cena. I don't know this isn't this literally from the video where he's talking about how he orders a flat

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White at every coffee shop he goes to

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No, honestly librarian, I trust you, you would know.

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Not quite, but he is dressed the same.

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I mean, there's no shot.

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This is a good, particularly that Google is crazy, man.

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Probably go with that over Pepsi.

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Leonardo DiCaprio is getting more searched than Pepsi.

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Heart disease.

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don't Google things that will kill them which is how I know I'm not neurotypical

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because I'll definitely be googling like a heart disease a hundred times more

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often than fucking Leonardo DiCaprio who gives a shit man I mean like who

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gives a shit about him necessarily but it's like what am I hoping to learn

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about Leonardo DiCaprio I Google heart disease because I'm like what are the

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symptoms black hole kind of interesting for sure limb lengthening I have to

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imagine materialists just didn't have that much of an impact on the culture so I

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stay with black hole on this one. Home Depot is gonna be way up there. Huge. Next.

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DJ Khaled versus T-Pain. DJ Khaled is like the most popular artist in the

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world. Oh shit he's way less popular than I thought he was. T-Pain versus

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Blurr will have more streams. Blurr over Siza, who is just Robert Downey Jr. as Dr. Doom.

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Radiohead, so far so good man. Tio Cruz, I think he's getting mugged by Radiohead. That's really,

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that's 13 million views just for dynamite, huh? Let's say Tio Cruz over Lil Tijay, never mind.

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Every day there's a new most popular artist on earth that I have never heard of that's okay

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Before Sunrise mobs Harry Potter

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Harry Potter mobs high school musical

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Beautiful mind mobs high school musical it's a circle of life, bro

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Hope fiction over a beautiful mind

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She looks like she's got the gun from my island

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Hope fiction over Shutter Island.

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Shutter Island over the Suicide Squad.

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The King's Man is really bad.

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So the Suicide Squad should be over that.

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Probably, I'll probably say my neighbor, Tatoro, over the King's Man.

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Now this.

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Okay, your name, also known as Kimi No Na Wa, is awesome, especially if you go to the movie

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theater like 17 minutes in after the body swap stuff is done, and it's a movie for real yearners.

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But the concept of it being over my neighbor, Tatoro, is almost unfathomable to me, even

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though I think it should be in that like 8.1 range.

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You know what?

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Fair enough.

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Fair enough, man.

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I think it's peak. I'll say it.

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The Toro got robbed. I know the Toro sell a way more merch of like the cat bus for coin

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persons and shit like that. So you know what Miyazaki gonna be sleeping all right tonight.

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let's just put it that way. Why did you see the Kingsman? Um, I, for a while I was loath to give

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up my status amongst millennials and the only thing millennials love more than the office is like,

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hey, there's a new movie on, that went direct to streaming. Oh, shit, Mark Wahlberg, Jason Momoa

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movie that went direct to Amazon Prime. This has got to be good. So I was basically, I was

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was just watching stuff because it was like hey it's out now and I can watch it.

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Now I'm becoming even more annoying, I'm becoming like a 22 year old Gen Z cinephile who is like

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why the fuck are 22 year olds telling me like oh if you like Cleo from 5 to 7 you've got

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to watch this other Agnes Varda movie.

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You're not supposed to, your favorite movie is supposed to be Daddy's Home too.

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Why the fuck are you in your second year of college telling me about like, oh, but what's

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your favorite Jacques de Mille movie?

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Is it the umbrellas of Sherbourg or the young girls of Rochefort?

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Like it's so crazy, man.

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I mean, it's aspirational, don't get me wrong.

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But like, and I'll take it any day over the millennials that are like, hey, have

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you seen Bro?

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Don't look up.

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Here's the thing.

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Go into it.

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Like it's a satire.

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We're literally living it right now.

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It's literally good, but

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Truvia sweetener packets

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Naturally sweet honestly sweet calorie-free sweetener from the stevia leaf

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400 packets of stevia

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Idea man can't be that expensive, right?

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It's 999. What is that like that's 10 cents a packet?

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No bro that's like two cents a packet. They can't be two cents a packet that's

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obscene. Oh my god it's like four cents of it three and a half cents a packet.

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Holy shit.

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I own the Agnes Varder complete collection but never tapped in then I

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I dropped the box and tore the cardboard.

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I hate myself.

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I'm fake.

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Nick, you should tap in.

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Cleo from five to seven is only 90 minutes long.

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It's crazy, man.

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Unironically, Cleo from six to seven

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is the best part of the movie.

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Every time I see NL log a movie, I check a runtime.

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Bro, I'm only watching stuff

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that's over 100 minutes long on Saturdays.

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I'll save you a click, r slash save you a click.

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The good news is like nowadays,

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they don't make good movies that are 90 minutes long.

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They make decent movies that are 90 minutes long

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and bad movies that are two and a half hours long.

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But back in like the 60s and 70s,

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they were making good movies that were 90 minutes long.

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I don't know if it's cause like film was expensive

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or some shit like that, but...

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Like they were working within their constraints

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back then, man.

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All I know, and I apologize because I've done this bit a lot, but when you pick the movie

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on Criterion Channel and it starts with that Janice Films logo, you know you're in good

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hands.

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Purge all of the anxiety from within yourself.

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You're going to watch something, it's at the very least worth having watched.

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by John Columbia okay Costa Rica no man ain't Costa Rica Bolivia what the fuck

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no it's in the wedge and killies did you mean antique I don't think I did mean

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Antigua and Barbuda. How about Trinidad and Tobago. Oh, holy fuck. Can I say something?

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Our average guesses have actually, we pulled it down like 0.3 in the last six months or

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so. That's pretty good. Like that's an improvement. That's like watching your resting heart rate

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bit under 60. As they, you know, it's a little up and down. Don't get me wrong. I don't want

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to go to travel, bro. I want to stay on world left. Oh, shit, this one's like impossible

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too.

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Remember when I was doing the sponsored stream for people of note?

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And my watch vibrated because my heart rate was like 44.

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I felt really sick.

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I did not feel good in that moment.

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I thought there was a chance I could have had some kind of like pulmonary episode on

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stream for sure.

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But we made it back.

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make it back. I felt like Pierce Brosnan and Die Another Day at the start of the movie.

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At the start of the movie. I don't know what you are, man. Maybe you are Antigua and Barbuda

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and all the rest. No, you are Pacific Island. Maybe this is what the Federated States of

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of Micronesia look like?

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South of that.

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OK.

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Micronesia is more like in Asia.

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And so we're going to Oceania.

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Any chance you're like at Tuvalu?

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Well, now we're just sort of like,

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we're just sort of guessing, which is fine.

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Vanuatu, the Solomon Islands.

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But isn't there Wellesley or something? Not Western Sahara. I don't think you're Samoa

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or American Samoa. We do go ahead to Walu. Wallace, are you Wallace and Fatuna? That's

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Fiji, bro. That's where the water comes from. That makes a lot of sense, to be honest

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with you. Wallace and Fatuna pretty close though. Wallace and Big Tuna bro. David Wallace and

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Jim from the office. Dude. We need that on Paramount Plus and Peacock Tooth Suite. Wallace

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Listen, Big Tuna.

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Silence millennial?

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I don't really mind being a millennial.

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I think it's okay.

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August 29, 2003.

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It's the ninth grade.

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The summer between ninth and tenth grade,

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but about to start the tenth grade.

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Travis Schiffner, horror films starring Travis Schiffner, he can taste your fear.

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This was kind of like Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake territory.

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Ray, okay, Ray Wise, he can taste your fear?

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Is this like House of the Thousand Corpses or Victor Salvia and Jonathan?

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What the fuck is this?

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When their bus is crippled on the side of a deserted road, a team of high school athletes

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discover an opponent they cannot defeat?

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Jeepers Creepers?

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Jeepers Creepers 2.

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Jeepers Creepers 2.

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Jeepers Creepers 2 was number one at the box office the last week of August 2003.

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Okay, Walt Disney in kind of like the the dog days of the

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Disney shit assance in the early 2000s. Oh, no, no your post Lilo and Stitch. Are you even animated a

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fantasy comedy romance from

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2003 star. Oh, you are yes. Okay. Now. I know exactly where I was now

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My uncle and aunt came to visit us

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right around this time because they were why they went to the theater to watch

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Freaky Friday and that was no joke it was like a 40 minute drive okay so now

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that I'm back what else was spy kids spy kids too came out right around this

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time I think Samuel L. Jackson in a crime action thriller probably changing

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lanes changing lanes kind of good as fuck Samuel L. Jackson and Colin

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the arrow? Wait a minute. I should know this. You're either you're either shit or

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you're not. Directed by Clark Johnson.

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You're either shit or you're not. Michelle Rodriguez. Hondo Harrelson recruits

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It's Jim Street to join an elite unit.

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Oh, it's, I guess it's LAPD, bro.

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Am I freaking out?

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Oh, it's, you're right.

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It's SWAT.

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I give up.

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It's not LAPD.

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It's LL Cool J.

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The team's first big assignment is

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to escort crime boss Alex Montel to prison.

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It's all names, man.

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kind of the original John Wick. This should make $207 million worldwide. Touchstone pictures,

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a western, okay, well this should be Brokeback Mountain. Never mind. Starting Kevin Costner

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from 2003? Robert, uh, no place to just give it to me. A former gunslinger takes up arms

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again when his cattle crew open range. I was alive. I was alive back then. How do I not

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know any of these movies except Freaky Friday? This one, it made $272 million, bro. Starring

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Johnny Bepp. Yeah, that's the first Pirates movie. I saw that one in the theaters. It's

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a curse of the black pearl homie. Best star believing in ghost stories, you're in one.

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It makes you feel any better. That was my junior year and all I remember is Spider-Man

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Two, silence millennial.

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Spider-Man 2 came out May 2004.

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They will divide us.

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OK, lock in.

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Lock in.

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Yeah, bro, that's the same school year.

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Sorry, my address.

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The school starts the Tuesday after Labor Day in Canada.

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Sorry to inform you.

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As far as I'm concerned that is not the same school year.

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Okay, I have seen both of these.

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I will say that.

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What is the family man?

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I think Nicholas Cage,

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I always get a confused with the weather man.

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I think Nicholas Cage is like really successful

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but he's single and then like it's a ghost

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of Christmas past type situation

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that comes to visit him and show him

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like what his life could have looked like

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if he didn't break up with his high school sweetheart or something like that

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it's been a long time so i saw it probably in like nineteen ninety nine or

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something like that

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uh...

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so it's been a long ass time i remember liking it all right though

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the family guy

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is that a moody shirt i think i saw it there offer options

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Well, hard nut, you fucking clocked me.

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I know you're in Vancouver right now,

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or at least were last week.

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Yes, I bought seven of these shirts at Muji on Saturday.

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You've, no one has ever clocked me harder than that in chat.

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I was Muji maxing, yeah.

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The dry waffler.

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But they even got the location right.

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It was the one off Robson.

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I'm not, Libby, if you're here, no offense,

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I ain't going out to Metro town just to go to Muji.

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That's not when I could be down there in the West End,

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amongst all the great restaurants,

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the great Korean restaurants.

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I mean, I'm not waiting 80 minutes to get noodles at Bombo.

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That's insane, but regardless,

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I'm gonna try the daily challenge.

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And already, I know something,

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because in Mockingjay, we have Julianne Moore.

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Julianne Moore can get you to

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Boogie Nights. I know where I'm going. Okay. I know where I'm going to start because it's going to be Julie Ann Moore

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And then it's going to be Boogie Nights one of my many five stars from this year. That takes you to Philip Seymour Hoffman

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So fucking stupid man. No, you're not man. You were living your truth through whatever

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This takes you to Lebowski, which takes you to Bishimi, which takes you to

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Hargo and all of a sudden you're at Francis McDormand Nomad Land Swanky in like 22 seconds or something like that

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You come out by a straight there and now you're looking for Nick probably Nicholas Cage. You're probably not gonna connect to Taylor Leone if we're being honest here

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And then Nicholas Cage. She's been in movies with people

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He's been in movies with individuals

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Wait, we are gonna we're gonna go Richard Jenkins

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shape of water

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Michael fucking Shannon bad boys to

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Teleoni? No. Martin Lawrence. Bad Boys 1. Teleoni. The family man. That's fucking crazy!

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I'm in love with the shape of water. Bro, you ain't in love with the shape of water. You're just in love with the shape of the container it's in.

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Pissing me off.

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One minute, so 61 seconds, swanky percent.

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It's crazy though.

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You have Bradley Cooper Silver lining's playbook, Jennifer Lawrence.

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Okay, just one problem.

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Where's swanky, bro?

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I didn't see swanky in there.

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William H. Macy wasn't, oh shit, you're right,

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William Macy wasn't Boogie Nights.

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He's the guy who correctly read the vibes of the party

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and made his escape in a matter of speaking.

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Dallas stars 500 plus penalty minutes in his career.

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Am I crazy to think we might have a Mike Riviero in here?

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That's a crazy poll, man.

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No one has ever looked more like a disgraced

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New York City governor or state senator, well being in the NHL, that's still crazy.

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Oh man.

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Washington capitals 500 plus penalty minutes in their career.

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So this is going to be like 80% Tom Wilson.

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Almost feel like if we could pull like a Darian Hatcher or something like the other

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Hatcher, the other Hatcher who 100% looks like he's in the WWE.

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New Jersey devils? Give me a Ken Danico.

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Now that's a fucking old school hockey face, man.

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This is what 29-year-old men were meant to look like, okay?

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We used to be a proper society, man.

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He does look a little bit like a me.

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He was a little bit like a me, too, I wish.

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20 plus assists in a season. Yeah, I'm thinking Joe Juneau. I'm thinking we're going Joe

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Juneau. Am I crazy to type Chris Carter here? I haven't thought about it. I haven't thought

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about that. Is Chris Clark? That's a fucking, I literally have not thought about this guy in

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in 25 years.

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But I remember him being consistently considered

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one of the most underrated active NHLers.

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Okay, New Jersey Devils 20 plus assists in a season.

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Bro, that's Sergei Brelin.

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That's got Sergei Brelin written all over it.

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He's the Derek Zulander Blue Steel.

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20 plus assists in a season.

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You know what?

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Throw me a little Sergei Zuboff there.

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Now this is where things get interesting

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because I don't really give a fuck about this, man.

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Kings and devils am I crazy if I say something like J. Pan Dolfo? Yeah, apparently

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Problem is there was like 20 years where I didn't give a fuck about who was on the Kings

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Like basically from like 1995 to like 2009 he didn't really have that much going on

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Stéphane Fisze might have played for the, no, whatever. That's fine, that's fine, whatever.

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I do know Trent Klatt. Well, he, the hair is, is truly insane on Trent Klatt. Corey Perry,

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Darcy Kemper, oh, Ilya Kovalchuk makes a lot of sense, but Trent Klatt is fucking crazy,

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easy, man. Imagine NL Cam but Joe Biden chilling in the background doing stuff. Am I crazy to

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say like, and I don't mean this to, I understand he's going through some health concerns, has

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any president disappeared faster than Joe Biden? You think he would at least be asking

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him questions or something like that and he'd be given some answers like I don't

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I'd okay well now apart from presidents who kind of had a William H. Macy style

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event in office

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I'm surprised they would at least be like you know putting them on the news

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and being like hey what do you think about you seen project Hail Mary yet or

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or something like that.

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He's sick?

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Well, I know he's sick, but I thought

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they would at least be asking him some questions,

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like keeping him in the public eye to some degree.

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He's old as hell.

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He's not even that old in like a cosmic sense.

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He's older than Bob Dylan, that is crazy man.

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I was thinking, do you think we're just going to skip millennial presidents, man?

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Were we talking about that on stream or was I talking about it in the Discord?

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I think we might go straight from like silent generation boomer presidents, like straight

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to Gen Z men.

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We're skipping Gen X.

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Is it Obama strikes me as kind of a Gen X president?

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He's always saying stuff like they never thought we'd have a basketball playing president

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and stuff like that.

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I think he strikes me as a guy would you drink from the hose growing up?

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technically a boomer

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orders on gen X but also spiritually a millennial

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okay I could see that

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oldest gen Z is only twenty eight

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whatever man so I don't give a fuck I'm sorry you did like that just I'm sick of

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hearing about it

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gender wake me up when the youngest gen Z is thirty because that's when finally I

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can say some shit about that gen Z without people immediately going solo

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gen Z still in the sixth grade right now

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I will start blaming them for the climate crisis when the youngest gen Z is

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thirty okay

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It's the golden rule.

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I'm gonna treat them like they treat me.

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You brought it up?

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Yeah, yeah, I'm the streamer.

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The rules are different for me.

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We didn't do anything.

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I know, bro, I know.

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I was there, I saw an inconvenient truth

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at the screening room.

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And I was like, somebody's gotta do something about this.

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Al Gore, what do you want me to do?

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I'm 19.

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Al Gore, look it,

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You're the one who's supposed to do something, man!

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You were the vice president!

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You were the vice president of the United States of America

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for eight years, man!

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What am I supposed to do?

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I'm in sophomore year of university, undergrad!

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Anyway, Emily Blunt, character name and title.

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That's got to be Mary Puppens.

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Returns

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Emily blunt title starts with a to h give me an edge of tomorrow on that one

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Emily blunt just be doing shit. What else is Emily blunt in isn't she she's in Southpaw maybe

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Wrong she's in the she's in one. No, she's in the smashing machine

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The Sakurai documentary

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Juman Honsu starting with an A will go Amistad on that one. Character name in title.

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Well, okay, release 2010 to 2026. Give me Guardians of the Galaxy. Honestly, I don't

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know what the fuck Juman Honsu is in that has a character name in the title. I

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gotta think about that one. Anne Hathaway starts A to H. Let me get

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Joseph Gordon Levitt, All Scenes From Havoc compilation.

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Release 2010 to 2026.

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Or I mean, there's a lot.

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Don't get me wrong.

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There's just so many he's bringing to mind right now.

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But the real question is, what movie is she in?

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What character name and title, bro?

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The Dark Knight Rises.

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Did I really spell Rises?

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R-E-S-I-S, I might be cooked, man.

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They should have made a Dark Knight Recess, though.

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Oh, shit, that would have been crazy around Halloween.

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I mean, she's definitely in Les Miserables,

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the story of Jean Valjean.

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I just don't know what the Juman Honsu movie is, man.

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I've seen Captain Marvel.

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I had no Jim Honohones who was in Captain Marvel, bro.

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I had no he's in Aragona.

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Fuck you, I hate seeing this fucking poster.

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This poster pisses me off, man.

01:00:04.560 --> 01:00:05.400
Gladiator?

01:00:08.000 --> 01:00:12.120
But his name is not Gladiator, if I may.

01:00:13.720 --> 01:00:17.040
I don't know, did Gladiator work for this?

01:00:17.040 --> 01:00:18.320
His name's Maximus.

01:00:19.240 --> 01:00:30.140
Batman's name isn't The Dark Knight. It's just his name isn't Batman either. But this

01:00:30.140 --> 01:00:37.160
shit is not going to be called Bruce Wayans. Captain Marvel's name Carol Danvers. You're

01:00:37.160 --> 01:00:43.440
a nerd. You're a nerd. You're a nerd for knowing that. Just so you know.

01:00:49.240 --> 01:00:55.100
Do you think the tiny man sold the ring to the soldier because the tiny man had already

01:00:55.100 --> 01:00:58.240
tried giving it to the woman and also got rejected when they were crouched in the corner

01:00:58.240 --> 01:01:00.400
when they were both thinking of forbidden love?

01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:07.160
Um, no, I think that's, I mean, I think the tiny man and the soldier had a, a moment

01:01:07.160 --> 01:01:10.400
of, you know, homosexual attraction.

01:01:10.400 --> 01:01:14.960
And then the soldier felt like his masculinity was threatened as a result of that and

01:01:14.960 --> 01:01:21.280
overcompensated by trying to give the waitress the ring. And then the waitress

01:01:21.280 --> 01:01:30.120
said, my darling that just ain't enough for some shit like that. But the desk clerk

01:01:30.120 --> 01:01:36.920
says it happens every day. It hurts so bad to see spamming your shitty joke

01:01:36.920 --> 01:01:41.600
rewarded like this. Literally it's a it's a funny question. It's literally

01:01:41.600 --> 01:01:47.080
Not my fault that both Yeti and I are the only people who respect Bob Dylan's 1976 album desire

01:01:48.840 --> 01:01:54.080
Everybody else. Oh, you know add clavicular to your island. What are you gonna add clavicular to your island?

01:01:54.680 --> 01:01:58.120
You guys are so you got a real problem with Yeti. I don't understand why

01:01:59.200 --> 01:02:01.200
What's your problem with Yeti?

01:02:01.200 --> 01:02:14.880
This isn't even gay Bob Dylan. In the song, the tiny man and the soldier was out somebody

01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:20.240
in love. The desk clerk says it happens every, you can take your money but I don't know how

01:02:20.240 --> 01:02:31.880
you spend it in the tomb and the butter in the basement blue you don't fucking

01:02:31.880 --> 01:02:34.440
get it man

01:02:34.640 --> 01:02:39.760
soldiers can be ladies too yeah not on black diamond Bay bro not on black

01:02:39.760 --> 01:02:44.520
diamond Bay they're way behind the times over there on black diamond Bay the

01:02:44.520 --> 01:02:51.360
The only thing that women can do is stand on the veranda with the Panama hat and then have

01:02:51.360 --> 01:02:57.440
a passport that shows a face from another time and place but she looks nothing like that.

01:02:57.440 --> 01:03:01.600
She does try to save the Greek guy from killing himself though.

01:03:01.600 --> 01:03:05.040
Just help this danger near!

01:03:05.040 --> 01:03:06.040
Something like that.

01:03:06.040 --> 01:03:07.040
Turofi.

01:03:07.040 --> 01:03:12.480
A noun meaning something gained or given a victory or conquest, especially when preserved

01:03:12.480 --> 01:03:19.040
mounted as a memorial. Trophy comes from Greek tropaeon, meaning turn a route, through Latin

01:03:19.040 --> 01:03:22.080
and French. Trophy, a noun.

01:03:22.080 --> 01:03:27.280
She alright man. Amulet, a noun.

01:03:27.280 --> 01:03:34.840
Pregnant ass paws after amulet. Cactus, a noun meaning indigo, a noun meaning a deep

01:03:34.840 --> 01:03:39.560
root. Carefully, an adjective meaning marked by.

01:03:39.560 --> 01:03:46.920
Certainly a blasé pedestrian style around the easy spelled words sanctimonious a adjective meaning hypocritically pious or devout

01:03:48.360 --> 01:03:50.360
Courage a noun meaning men

01:03:51.680 --> 01:03:55.520
Crestations a noun meaning any of the stations a

01:03:56.640 --> 01:04:02.800
Fontina a noun meaning a cheese that is okay turpentine a noun meaning

01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:05.760
Now we're getting to something a little spicy

01:04:05.760 --> 01:04:10.760
Jikama, a noun meaning an edible starchy tool.

01:04:10.760 --> 01:04:12.760
She really said jikama.

01:04:17.760 --> 01:04:24.760
You know you're getting cooked with the AI vocalizer is worse at pronouncing words than the Tomodachi Life Synthesizer.

01:04:25.760 --> 01:04:29.760
Paragranation, a verb meaning to travel especially on foot, walk.

01:04:29.760 --> 01:04:31.760
Paragranation, okay.

01:04:31.760 --> 01:04:39.040
Haughty an adjective meaning blatantly and just haughty intriguing an adjective meaning engage

01:04:40.160 --> 01:04:44.020
Prasenium a noun meaning the stage of an ancient Greek or Roman theater

01:04:45.320 --> 01:04:47.600
It's an S before the C isn't it?

01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:51.320
Prasenium

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Prasenium

01:05:01.760 --> 01:05:05.280
Because it's a scene. That makes sense.

01:05:05.280 --> 01:05:10.560
Makes a lot of motherfucking sense. Wait, she doesn't try to save him, bro.

01:05:10.560 --> 01:05:13.840
She didn't know that he was about to kill himself, even though she passed him in the

01:05:13.840 --> 01:05:18.840
hallway. I don't know how you see a guy with a rope and think, ah, yeah, that's the Soviet

01:05:18.840 --> 01:05:23.000
ambassador. She was just trying to get the higher ground.

01:05:23.000 --> 01:05:26.400
She knew that he was trying to kill himself because he asked for a rope and a pen that

01:05:26.400 --> 01:05:31.720
will write. And she said, the desk could extend. Am I hearing you right?

01:05:31.720 --> 01:05:37.200
And the boy they're in the basement blue. I think she knew what are you saying?

01:05:37.200 --> 01:05:40.320
R.E.M. poster. I got baited into thinking you weren't posting lyrics.

01:05:50.600 --> 01:05:56.440
I door-dashed some Shake Shack for lunch on my company's dime. The shit was $58 and $20 of fees and tip.

01:05:56.440 --> 01:06:01.000
How do people live like this? Bro, they show you the price on the app before you click confirm order.

01:06:01.000 --> 01:06:07.880
just so you know. You don't have to do this like moralizing thing where like when the food arrives

01:06:07.880 --> 01:06:10.840
you look at the receipt and go wait it was this expensive?

01:06:15.320 --> 01:06:19.320
Like when you're about to click it you can go wait this is too expensive I'm just going to go to

01:06:19.320 --> 01:06:24.760
the store. It's on the company dime? Yeah I'm just saying but like why are you surprised by

01:06:24.760 --> 01:06:30.120
the price after it arrives instead of like when you order it that's insane. That you know what

01:06:30.120 --> 01:06:38.360
I find it sanctimonious and disingenuous, quite frankly, because you want to feel like

01:06:38.360 --> 01:06:41.600
you're being crushed under the boot of DoorDash, even though you didn't actually, well, you

01:06:41.600 --> 01:06:45.040
know what you did kind of pay for, because it's priced in.

01:06:45.040 --> 01:06:48.000
That's the thing, like when you're on your company's card, I mean, your company's paying

01:06:48.000 --> 01:06:49.000
for it.

01:06:49.000 --> 01:06:52.600
That's money that could have gone to you instead, but I get, it feels different.

01:06:52.600 --> 01:06:53.560
I understand that.

01:07:00.120 --> 01:07:04.320
But at least, can I say something?

01:07:04.320 --> 01:07:08.960
At least you ordered some real fucking food on your company's dime.

01:07:08.960 --> 01:07:12.360
I hate when you're at like an event or something and they're like, hey, we got a catered lunch

01:07:12.360 --> 01:07:14.640
and it's all sandwiches that are like this big.

01:07:14.640 --> 01:07:15.640
Like you couldn't know it.

01:07:15.640 --> 01:07:19.600
And it's not, like there's no problem with like eating nine different sandwiches.

01:07:19.600 --> 01:07:20.600
Don't get me wrong.

01:07:20.600 --> 01:07:22.760
But like it's not real food.

01:07:22.760 --> 01:07:27.040
It's not real food.

01:07:27.040 --> 01:07:31.660
though and clams pecorino romano one of the most underrated cheeses I gotta say

01:07:31.660 --> 01:07:36.200
this is from Italy whoa wait it's probably from the United States this is

01:07:36.200 --> 01:07:42.980
probably from my co-hog or something white clam pie yes yes what the fuck is

01:07:42.980 --> 01:07:51.460
your problem man it looks good penis diameter that's way too personal I'll

01:07:51.460 --> 01:07:54.380
give you the radius

01:07:57.040 --> 01:07:59.040
Little little math joke for you

01:08:00.920 --> 01:08:06.200
Cabbage rolls these are from these are from cabbage rolls are from

01:08:07.760 --> 01:08:09.760
Poland

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They're from a lot of countries, but I'm still proud of myself

01:08:14.880 --> 01:08:19.840
Black Forest cake, I mean it's got fucking kersh in it, man. Oh

01:08:19.840 --> 01:08:23.180
Ooh, we'll jog with show.

01:08:23.180 --> 01:08:24.720
Didn't this one isn't for you yet, eh?

01:08:24.720 --> 01:08:28.760
We'll jog with show, folks, on the sand.

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Drink Kirk's Vosser from a shell.

01:08:33.760 --> 01:08:37.560
San Francisco show and tell.

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You know what I'm talking about?

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This is no one night stand.

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It's a real occasion.

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It was black forest cake. Less and less these days? I mean, Gaucho's been out for like literally

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dead ass 50 years, man. Like you had time to catch up. Don't be mad at me for surfacing

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it to the zeitgeist of public consciousness. Okay, I gotta say, I forgot play it off. We'll

01:09:16.280 --> 01:09:23.180
go back for play it off. Don't blame me. My Gresta didn't remind me. This, I am a Katsu

01:09:23.180 --> 01:09:29.180
chicken curry eater, but I do think that in a lot of Scrandle games it looks like shit.

01:09:29.180 --> 01:09:35.380
This one looks pretty peak if I'm being honest with you. So I'm going to go ahead

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and give that a vote, not that this is,

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I mean, this is just personal preference, but.

01:09:41.740 --> 01:09:45.400
Both look really bad, but this one looks charred beyond belief.

01:09:45.400 --> 01:09:47.080
I mean, this one, they tore a hot dog in half,

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which is insane.

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No, bro, it's not, look at the fucking,

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look at the caramelization.

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Hot filled fun of the week.

01:09:58.600 --> 01:10:00.440
Maple syrup and roasted ham loin,

01:10:00.440 --> 01:10:02.360
sage and onion stuffing, tomato,

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That Pepsi looks good as fuck, man.

01:10:04.960 --> 01:10:09.320
Looks good as fuck.

01:10:09.320 --> 01:10:10.920
I mean, this is, this looks fine.

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I'm not gonna be sanctimonious.

01:10:14.400 --> 01:10:17.720
The Pepsi looks so fucking good, man.

01:10:17.720 --> 01:10:20.480
It's like the beer, whatever,

01:10:20.480 --> 01:10:25.480
but look at the bubbles on the outside of that soda.

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It looks so fucking good.

01:10:27.640 --> 01:10:30.520
It's not gonna win, because whatever.

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probably take Hawaiian loaded fries.

01:10:37.120 --> 01:10:40.920
I guess it's like Hawaiian because it has a pork in it,

01:10:40.920 --> 01:10:44.700
which is a little specious at the end of the day,

01:10:44.700 --> 01:10:46.680
but you know, looks all right.

01:10:50.900 --> 01:10:54.260
Doner meat, chips, and cheese pie

01:10:54.260 --> 01:10:57.020
versus turkey bacon and stuffing roll.

01:10:59.020 --> 01:11:00.580
It looks like the kind of sandwich

01:11:00.580 --> 01:11:01.740
that would give you hiccups.

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Not that I'm against it, but I'm kind of stunned if I'm being honest.

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I'll take a Mars duo on that one.

01:11:15.380 --> 01:11:18.060
So I do see that it's 10 cents.

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But just the physical sensation of reaching your hand

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into that sticky plastic bag to retrieve the sausage

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is unacceptable to me.

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That's not an appropriate way to serve that.

01:11:30.460 --> 01:11:35.820
I do not want to put my hand in there to grab that.

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I thought it would win because it was 10 cents, though.

01:11:38.880 --> 01:11:44.220
Holy cow, Micheladas from Mexico.

01:11:44.220 --> 01:11:46.380
Beer with lime, hot sauce, and chili salt,

01:11:46.380 --> 01:11:48.540
price for one, four pounds 20.

01:11:48.540 --> 01:11:52.700
Your chicken looks OK, but I mean, all right, never mind.

01:11:52.700 --> 01:11:55.100
I forgot it, it's tomato sauce.

01:11:55.100 --> 01:11:57.180
They were drinking cachaça from a shell.

01:11:57.180 --> 01:12:00.420
No, they weren't. They were drinking Kirksvassar from a shell.

01:12:00.620 --> 01:12:03.220
They were not drinking Kassah from a shell.

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Go look up the lyrics to Babylon sisters.

01:12:08.460 --> 01:12:11.660
They were not drinking Kassah from a shell.

01:12:11.740 --> 01:12:14.060
They were drinking Kirksvassar from a shell.

01:12:14.900 --> 01:12:17.580
San Francisco, show and tell.

01:12:19.340 --> 01:12:21.780
Chili cheese, roast potatoes versus, yeah,

01:12:21.780 --> 01:12:24.860
I'm not buying the steak from WrestleMania Vegas, obviously.

01:12:27.180 --> 01:12:37.340
Go look it up, man.

01:12:37.340 --> 01:12:41.180
Carolina pulled chicken nachos versus bratwurst in a baguette.

01:12:41.180 --> 01:12:44.540
I bet that's good as fuck.

01:12:44.540 --> 01:12:46.300
I'm sorry, that's better, man.

01:12:46.300 --> 01:12:48.540
Your thumb, your thumb is...

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I don't think there's anything wrong with it, but I'm not sure there's that much

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right about it either.

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dog for $5.55? No comment. Probably take the beat marinated chicken gyro. Chicken gyro.

01:13:14.980 --> 01:13:19.140
5 out of 10 is pretty crazy. But it's literally society that's wrong.

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So, you know, take it up with our sick-ass world.

01:13:22.940 --> 01:13:38.940
It's gonna be yolu tortu. Hmm, this is just a plate. This is what's left on the plate after you eat your food.

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food. This, I mean this looks like a classic Sunday roast man, it lost. It's crazy, kind

01:13:49.900 --> 01:13:59.820
of minced meat log versus chickpeas built from base principles. No, okay I'm getting

01:13:59.820 --> 01:14:09.020
fucked up man. Sweet dough with flour, eggs, sugar, and milk.

01:14:09.020 --> 01:14:17.020
Desserts are gonna come up lately. The Monaco from France, that's confusing.

01:14:17.020 --> 01:14:22.300
Give me beef jerky. Falafel versus chili cheese fries.

01:14:22.300 --> 01:14:26.300
Now this is like a classic, don't pit my goats against each other.

01:14:26.300 --> 01:14:32.660
If I may say something, at the risk of farming negative twos that will then turn into plus

01:14:32.660 --> 01:14:37.620
twos by the time I finish my sentence, falafel, one of the best foods that usually taste pretty

01:14:37.620 --> 01:14:40.220
bad.

01:14:40.220 --> 01:14:46.020
Just because so many, at least in North America, so many outlets are not doing the falafel.

01:14:46.020 --> 01:14:48.460
They're not giving it the respect it deserves.

01:14:48.460 --> 01:14:54.260
They're making the falafel and then reheating it at the point of ordering so that it

01:14:54.260 --> 01:14:59.060
can be done quick serve and then it comes out dry and gummy instead of frying it to order

01:14:59.060 --> 01:15:04.080
which is fair because when you go in to like a you know a falafel store you don't necessarily

01:15:04.080 --> 01:15:12.500
want to wait like 15 minutes for your wrap to come out or whatever but like I'd say at

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least like 70% of the time I order falafel I'm like man why didn't I just get like

01:15:18.460 --> 01:15:24.700
the shawarma. It just holds up better to this maledroit preparatory routine.

01:15:29.020 --> 01:15:32.300
I'm still going to pick it. That's a fair battle though.

01:15:33.980 --> 01:15:41.260
Chappan loco versus Lulata. It looks like it's being served with a glass of salsa.

01:15:41.260 --> 01:15:49.660
Mashed Lulo fruits with ice and plenty of lime. Yeah, that sounds better than rye bread dough

01:15:49.660 --> 01:16:02.980
stored in a wooden sourdough pot. Bulgogi versus cheese roll. I take either or yes please. I really

01:16:02.980 --> 01:16:06.940
like canack abroad. Don't get me wrong, but what is aburahados to platano maduro?

01:16:06.940 --> 01:16:15.640
right? Plantain sliced fried and stuffed with cheese. Sorry, sweet. And that's going to clear.

01:16:15.640 --> 01:16:24.360
Beijing cow dung? I mean, can I say something? I've never had my caucasity more validated than

01:16:24.360 --> 01:16:29.560
when I saw the video of Ludwig eating peaking duck from one of the best peaking duck restaurants

01:16:29.560 --> 01:16:35.360
and going like, it's all right, but it's a little greasy for me. We had it in Singapore twice,

01:16:35.360 --> 01:16:37.820
I think and both times I was like

01:16:38.660 --> 01:16:45.960
It's it's fine like I can eat it and be reasonably pleased to eat it, but I do find it really really greasy

01:16:47.400 --> 01:16:49.000
That's good though

01:16:49.000 --> 01:16:56.320
Well, you know for a couple pieces, but they're they're cutting up a whole duck for two people man like that's a that's a lot of meat

01:16:57.280 --> 01:17:01.840
He did keep calling the crepes tortillas, but like I mean he was actually at the restaurant

01:17:01.840 --> 01:17:05.580
You were watching it from Ohio, so I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt on that one

01:17:07.420 --> 01:17:09.420
What is the bun though?

01:17:10.220 --> 01:17:17.320
So bun it's a doughnut. I'll take the Beijing cow on that one. That's fine. Just means that I'm more woke

01:17:18.000 --> 01:17:20.000
Because I chose the one that wasn't a donut

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It's that simple

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Did you play it out?

01:17:31.040 --> 01:17:33.920
I was a pallet people, please, are on that one.

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We need to get more woke.

01:17:39.160 --> 01:17:41.140
I'm not anti-woke, I'm pro-woke.

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Let's start right there.

01:17:42.560 --> 01:17:44.640
I was talking about it in the Discord today.

01:17:44.640 --> 01:17:47.200
I always think about my ninth grade English teacher who was

01:17:47.200 --> 01:17:49.720
like proto-woke in 2002,

01:17:49.720 --> 01:17:53.560
and she railed on our whole English class because we were

01:17:53.560 --> 01:17:55.300
taught to use they,

01:17:55.300 --> 01:17:57.160
them when we didn't know the gender of

01:17:57.160 --> 01:18:02.040
the subject in the sentence. And then she was like, you do not use they, them.

01:18:02.040 --> 01:18:07.240
According to the English style guide, when she pulled out like a fucking fat ass reference

01:18:07.240 --> 01:18:12.520
book, she was like, if you don't know the gender of the subject, the default to use

01:18:12.520 --> 01:18:19.600
is he slash him. And I'm, I, I think about her all the time because she was woke back

01:18:19.600 --> 01:18:25.680
in 2002. She wore like chunky ass turquoise necklaces and long art teacher style dresses

01:18:25.680 --> 01:18:30.180
with overalls okay but she didn't the society turned and now all of a sudden

01:18:30.180 --> 01:18:36.600
she looks evil she also taught us to use two spaces after a period but like you

01:18:36.600 --> 01:18:42.200
know I mean she was born in like 1940 or something like that so

01:18:47.520 --> 01:18:53.640
what do you mean we don't use the Oxford space anymore man you know what's

01:18:53.640 --> 01:18:57.760
annoying is fuck it's trying to figure out where to put the punctuation when

01:18:57.760 --> 01:19:03.560
you're using quotation marks. The socks that like put the punctuation in the

01:19:03.560 --> 01:19:08.040
quotation mark close the quotation and then put another punctuation mark at the

01:19:08.040 --> 01:19:14.000
end like that that feels in elegant man. I love to do that my favorite type of

01:19:14.000 --> 01:19:18.960
sentence to write with like dialogue or a quote is like start the sentence

01:19:18.960 --> 01:19:28.480
with the quotes, end it with a comma, close the quotes, subject exclaimed, comma, reopen

01:19:28.480 --> 01:19:32.600
the quotation to finish the sentence with the rest of the quote.

01:19:32.600 --> 01:19:36.560
Like a little blerump, like you have a little dip in the sentence and you come back up at

01:19:36.560 --> 01:19:37.560
the end.

01:19:37.560 --> 01:19:42.320
It has a great rhythm to it, man.

01:19:42.320 --> 01:19:49.320
Why are your fingers so curvy?

01:19:49.320 --> 01:19:52.320
You got a problem with this?

01:19:52.320 --> 01:19:56.320
Doesn't this look like this would fuck up a bongo, man?

01:19:56.320 --> 01:20:00.320
Doesn't this look like this would get a serious slap out of a fucking bongo?

01:20:00.320 --> 01:20:20.280
The Nome Kingdom and Bobo Land border, the Nome Kingdom and Bobo Land border, what

01:20:20.280 --> 01:20:22.280
matriarchal country

01:20:32.040 --> 01:20:35.160
matriarchal country

01:20:36.840 --> 01:20:38.840
am i crazy if i put like

01:20:40.520 --> 01:20:45.640
What's some insane answers here because i don't know if this is real or it's like from a comic book

01:20:48.040 --> 01:20:50.040
I have i have no idea

01:20:50.280 --> 01:20:55.160
The practice of wearing tinted glasses in the Capitol was eventually discontinued in what

01:20:55.160 --> 01:21:00.840
nation contained in quaddling and winky country. Is my ass really going to write panum or something

01:21:00.840 --> 01:21:08.360
like that? Matriarchal country, the Gnome Kingdom and Bobo land wearing tinted glasses in the Capitol?

01:21:10.200 --> 01:21:16.840
Oh, it's fucking Oz, bro! After crashing her house in Munchkinland, Dorothy must travel to

01:21:16.840 --> 01:21:23.840
to the capital of what two-letter nation. That's fucking crazy. That's really hard, man.

01:21:23.840 --> 01:21:30.600
It's named after Queen Osma. I actually haven't seen Wicked. I got to see the play, and then

01:21:30.600 --> 01:21:32.560
maybe the first movie.

01:21:32.560 --> 01:21:41.760
AI researcher, Dag Clitlis, named what famous piece of software after a Norwegian co-worker?

01:21:41.760 --> 01:21:45.040
I mean, I guess that's cloud.

01:21:45.040 --> 01:21:47.800
It's Siri.

01:21:47.800 --> 01:21:48.760
Siri, there you go.

01:21:53.240 --> 01:21:54.360
I said what I said, Chad.

01:21:54.360 --> 01:21:55.280
I said what I said.

01:21:57.800 --> 01:22:01.280
Clarence Oddbody is rewarded with the power of flight

01:22:01.280 --> 01:22:03.120
for aiding the father of Zuzu.

01:22:03.120 --> 01:22:05.040
In what 1946 film?

01:22:05.040 --> 01:22:14.600
Probably Uncle Boone Me who remembers past lives.

01:22:14.600 --> 01:22:15.800
Bro I remember past lives.

01:22:15.800 --> 01:22:17.240
You don't hear me making a movie about it.

01:22:17.240 --> 01:22:19.320
I watched it like two years ago.

01:22:19.320 --> 01:22:23.720
What Jimmy Stewart movie was once accused of being communist propaganda?

01:22:23.720 --> 01:22:27.280
It's a wonderful life.

01:22:27.280 --> 01:22:34.240
How is it a communist propaganda when like doesn't it literally teach you how banking

01:22:34.240 --> 01:22:40.000
works the bank doesn't have your money bro the bank doesn't have your money they

01:22:40.000 --> 01:22:43.540
took it they don't have it anymore they gave it to some other motherfucker and you

01:22:43.540 --> 01:22:48.460
know it's crazy that that dude doesn't have it either that dude doesn't have it

01:22:48.460 --> 01:22:52.080
either man he gave it to another motherfucker and you know it's crazy is

01:22:52.080 --> 01:22:56.500
that some of it probably made its way back to you you know in a fraction of

01:22:56.500 --> 01:23:00.620
what you originally gave to them because it's all spread you know you got some

01:23:00.620 --> 01:23:04.520
Adams from like tyrannosaurus rex inside of your body right now

01:23:05.260 --> 01:23:11.500
You got some fuck you got some money that you deposited in your savings account circle like you know 1992

01:23:13.820 --> 01:23:17.700
Ain't nothing to take out man, it's all just items on a ledger

01:23:18.780 --> 01:23:20.780
touching on her Bronx

01:23:21.020 --> 01:23:28.460
Childhood and time at Yale my beloved world was a 2013 memoir hit for what legal eagle? I don't know maybe Sotomayor

01:23:30.620 --> 01:23:47.100
The only species naturally occurring outside of the Americas, I don't think that.

01:23:47.100 --> 01:23:51.620
I think there's other species that are outside of the Americas, to be honest.

01:23:51.620 --> 01:23:53.740
What about hippos and shit, bro?

01:23:53.740 --> 01:23:59.740
Rip-Solace-Basifera is also known as the mistletoe what?

01:23:59.740 --> 01:24:04.740
What do we got a lot of in North America that maybe they don't have elsewhere?

01:24:04.740 --> 01:24:06.740
Like in beavers and shit maybe.

01:24:06.740 --> 01:24:11.740
Paiote or not, legend has it an eagle carrying a snake landed atop what plant?

01:24:11.740 --> 01:24:13.740
And that's where Mexico, maybe a cactus bro?

01:24:13.740 --> 01:24:16.740
That makes more sense.

01:24:16.740 --> 01:24:18.740
Ten points.

01:24:23.740 --> 01:24:31.420
Good flag is one of the best flags.

01:24:31.420 --> 01:24:36.900
I'll be honest, North American standards,

01:24:37.060 --> 01:24:41.820
Canada, USA, and Mexico all got peak flags.

01:24:41.820 --> 01:24:43.680
I know it hurts to hear if you're from one of

01:24:43.680 --> 01:24:46.780
the 48 European countries whose flag is

01:24:46.780 --> 01:24:49.860
just three different colors of stripes.

01:24:49.860 --> 01:24:56.980
But like, we got some serious, our flag game is really strong.

01:24:56.980 --> 01:24:59.460
Up here in Northern North America.

01:24:59.460 --> 01:25:06.260
Listen, I hate America as much as anybody else, okay, maybe even more.

01:25:06.260 --> 01:25:09.620
The only reason I feel comfortable even saying that is there's so many Americans here who

01:25:09.620 --> 01:25:11.460
are like, no, that's valid.

01:25:11.460 --> 01:25:14.340
But like, the flag and the anthem are really good.

01:25:14.340 --> 01:25:19.220
I do find it to be virtue signaling when people say the US anthem is bad.

01:25:19.220 --> 01:25:21.660
I think it like, oh, Canada is fine.

01:25:21.660 --> 01:25:23.140
It's kind of, it's a little, you know,

01:25:23.140 --> 01:25:24.420
it kind of wafts over you.

01:25:24.420 --> 01:25:26.740
It spires a little bit of national pride now and then,

01:25:26.740 --> 01:25:30.760
but like, they were cooking with the Star Spangled Banner, man.

01:25:33.140 --> 01:25:35.660
They were absolutely cooking with that one.

01:25:37.700 --> 01:25:40.580
Or the Ramparts type shit, oh, the fucking Rockets,

01:25:40.580 --> 01:25:45.460
red glare, the bombs burst, the syllabic element of it,

01:25:45.460 --> 01:25:47.020
the meter gets a little fucked up,

01:25:47.020 --> 01:25:50.020
The bombs bursting in air.

01:25:59.020 --> 01:26:08.020
Are you being dead ass? I think O Canada is fine, but come on, can you really with a straight face look here and tell me that O Canada mods the Star Spangled Banner?

01:26:09.020 --> 01:26:16.020
They planted a couple feet in the ground to sing the Star Spangled Banner. I'll give them credit for that one.

01:26:17.020 --> 01:26:21.180
Oh, Canada's far better your virtue signal. I'm sorry because you disagree with me

01:26:25.700 --> 01:26:32.580
Okay, it's final. I don't dislike. Oh Canada. I think oh Canada's it's a serviceable to good national anthem, but

01:26:35.620 --> 01:26:37.460
Now the Mexican national anthem

01:26:37.460 --> 01:26:43.980
I don't know because I have to wait until they win a gold medal in ice hockey or curling to know what it sounds like

01:26:43.980 --> 01:26:49.420
So it's gonna be a it's gonna be a minute. I think I'm not saying they can't do it. I'm just saying they got a long

01:26:54.300 --> 01:26:59.340
I do like to be the bell center Le Sainte-Rabelle has been fucking rockin lately, man

01:26:59.340 --> 01:27:04.820
I love when they sing the anthem in French. You know why cuz fuck you man. Why shouldn't they it's Quebec

01:27:05.420 --> 01:27:08.180
You're watching the fucking Montreal team play hockey

01:27:09.580 --> 01:27:11.900
Learn French or fucking tolerate it

01:27:11.900 --> 01:27:19.660
The end. I'm tolerating it. Do I know French? I watched Clio from 5 to 7 today. So I'd say,

01:27:19.660 --> 01:27:28.060
mmm-mmm, petit peu. Sans trois type shit. Okay, oh animated movies the year they were released

01:27:28.060 --> 01:27:33.020
starting with the latest. Okay, starting with the latest. The oldest movie here is Toy Story 2,

01:27:33.020 --> 01:27:41.260
which came out in 1999. Shrek 2 came out in 2004. Incredibles 2 is After Finding Dory. Now,

01:27:41.260 --> 01:27:48.940
Here's where monsters university is pre-finding Dory the question is kung fu panda too. I have absolutely no idea. I'm gonna leave it right there

01:27:51.100 --> 01:27:53.100
We're playing the hits man

01:27:56.580 --> 01:27:58.580
It's that simple

01:27:59.860 --> 01:28:01.860
How many of these have you seen

01:28:03.860 --> 01:28:05.860
Four I've seen four of these

01:28:05.860 --> 01:28:14.860
Top three build actors of each. I couldn't tell you top three build for animated movies, but I could I could certainly tell you top build Craig T.

01:28:14.860 --> 01:28:22.860
Nelson, Ellen DeGeneres, Billy Crystal, Jack Black, Mike Myers, Tom Hanks, it's that simple.

01:28:22.860 --> 01:28:33.220
John Goodman, bro, no shot Billy Crystal is not getting top billing in Monsters University.

01:28:33.220 --> 01:28:39.260
I'm sorry, no shot, no shot Tom Hanks or no shot Billy Crystal is not getting top billing.

01:28:39.260 --> 01:28:49.020
It's Mike Wazowski, 1A, solely 1B.

01:28:49.020 --> 01:28:50.860
You just staying on business for O Canada?

01:28:50.860 --> 01:28:55.060
Are you not clocking that I'm standing on business right now?

01:28:55.060 --> 01:29:08.020
Oh, thank you for mentioned, oh, it's easy not clocking to you that I'm standing on business

01:29:08.020 --> 01:29:09.020
right now.

01:29:09.020 --> 01:29:13.620
Higher percentage of people who are Catholic, easiest question of all time, Montreal.

01:29:13.620 --> 01:29:17.740
Higher population, Marrakesh Safi or Rangpur Bangladesh.

01:29:17.740 --> 01:29:21.520
I mean, both got a lot of people, I'm assuming.

01:29:21.520 --> 01:29:23.620
I do feel like Bangladesh, I mean,

01:29:23.620 --> 01:29:26.260
has an enormous population, but it might be one

01:29:26.260 --> 01:29:28.460
of those countries where it's like predominantly

01:29:28.460 --> 01:29:30.700
in a few cities.

01:29:30.700 --> 01:29:33.660
But I mean, this is like kind of also the,

01:29:33.660 --> 01:29:35.300
well, I guess it's not the desert, man.

01:29:35.300 --> 01:29:37.660
It's fucking Marrakesh still.

01:29:37.660 --> 01:29:38.900
We go Bangladesh.

01:29:40.060 --> 01:29:42.580
Higher percentage of people who work in repairs,

01:29:43.900 --> 01:29:46.620
just don't really have anything to base it on.

01:29:46.620 --> 01:29:49.500
Less access to hospitals?

01:29:49.500 --> 01:29:51.780
I would have to imagine that profit motive

01:29:51.780 --> 01:29:53.580
would lead to a lot of healthcare facilities

01:29:53.580 --> 01:29:54.740
opening up in Florida,

01:29:54.740 --> 01:29:58.020
the oldest state on average outside of Arizona.

01:29:58.020 --> 01:30:01.280
Higher percentage of households with at least one vehicle?

01:30:03.580 --> 01:30:06.200
Crazy fucking district, man.

01:30:07.900 --> 01:30:10.060
I feel like it's still gotta be Louisville.

01:30:10.060 --> 01:30:12.660
Just cause in Pittsburgh, like, I mean,

01:30:12.660 --> 01:30:15.620
gotta be able to get a 95% of households

01:30:15.620 --> 01:30:36.580
have at least one vehicle. 19 out of 20. That's crazy. How do you even say Pittsburgh with

01:30:36.580 --> 01:30:41.580
the Pittsburgh accent? That's the trick. You don't have to say it. You're already there.

01:30:41.580 --> 01:30:55.100
17th century French cardinals. Okay. But also French male nonfiction authors, foreign

01:30:55.100 --> 01:31:02.420
men. Are you Cardinal Richelieu, who I do not know? You're also an Alex. Are you Cardinal

01:31:02.420 --> 01:31:14.020
Rishaloo? Yeah sure man. Also I don't know who that is but I did get sick on it on a channel

01:31:14.020 --> 01:31:17.460
steamer named Cardinal Rishaloo so let's go with the other one. What the fuck were they

01:31:17.460 --> 01:31:25.660
saying in in Brief Encounter? They make a reference to Cardinal Rishaloo in Brief Encounter.

01:31:25.660 --> 01:31:30.300
How do you know it? Because I watched a lean night bro two nights ago or two mornings

01:31:30.300 --> 01:31:35.900
ago I watched a brief encounter David Lean they talk about Cardinal Richelieu

01:31:36.220 --> 01:31:43.740
free meals Punjabi cuisine seek practices I know this oh vegetarian dishes

01:31:43.740 --> 01:31:50.180
of India free meals Punjabi words and phrases seek practices I know this is

01:31:50.180 --> 01:31:53.180
Is it, is it like,

01:31:53.180 --> 01:31:58.180
Skip me. Longar.

01:31:58.180 --> 01:32:01.180
That's what I thought it was.

01:32:01.180 --> 01:32:04.180
I don't know longar.

01:32:08.180 --> 01:32:11.180
Guaduara is the temple.

01:32:11.180 --> 01:32:14.180
I gotta get up on my Sikh practices, man.

01:32:14.180 --> 01:32:18.180
1871 British novels adapted into television shows

01:32:18.180 --> 01:32:23.460
shows that are cultural depictions of William IV fictional populated places in England,

01:32:29.780 --> 01:32:32.900
Darbyshire, Bounten Abbey,

01:32:32.900 --> 01:32:44.740
1871 British novels. What's the Brideshead? Brideshead?

01:32:44.740 --> 01:32:49.620
It'll March. Okay, I had no chance. I don't know what that is.

01:32:49.620 --> 01:32:57.340
1848 introductions. Amateur Radio American invention. Scoutcraft. Ham radio? Morse code.

01:32:57.340 --> 01:33:00.340
That makes way more sense. Guys, I'm getting my ass beat.

01:33:00.340 --> 01:33:05.140
20th century African-American painters born in 60 died in 88.

01:33:06.340 --> 01:33:06.980
Basquiat.

01:33:09.620 --> 01:33:13.620
20th century African-American sportsmen in the 3030 club.

01:33:14.420 --> 01:33:20.740
Their baseball coaches left fielders with retired numbers there.

01:33:20.740 --> 01:33:21.380
Wait, okay.

01:33:21.380 --> 01:33:21.860
Hang on.

01:33:22.900 --> 01:33:25.460
1964, so you're 62 years old.

01:33:26.660 --> 01:33:28.180
You played for the pirates.

01:33:28.180 --> 01:33:33.180
National League, wait are you, why in Islanders players?

01:33:36.300 --> 01:33:41.300
A National League All Star, it's Barry Bonds bro.

01:33:42.380 --> 01:33:45.400
San Francisco Giants players, won the gold glove,

01:33:45.400 --> 01:33:49.180
American sports people in doping cases, yeah okay.

01:33:49.180 --> 01:33:50.260
Barry Bonds.

01:33:51.580 --> 01:33:54.100
Are you not calling me that I'm standing on business?

01:33:54.100 --> 01:33:56.060
I lost all respect for Barry Bonds,

01:33:56.060 --> 01:33:56.940
not for the drug stuff,

01:33:56.940 --> 01:33:59.100
but when I found out he sleeps 12 hours a night.

01:33:59.100 --> 01:34:01.380
Literally none of us know what we're capable of

01:34:01.380 --> 01:34:03.140
if we just slept 12 hours a night.

01:34:05.440 --> 01:34:07.340
It's not, it's literally not fair.

01:34:08.300 --> 01:34:10.140
I thought it was an apples to apples comparison.

01:34:10.140 --> 01:34:11.500
I thought we were comparing ourselves

01:34:11.500 --> 01:34:14.260
to somebody who sleeps six to nine hours a night,

01:34:14.260 --> 01:34:16.060
but no, he sleeps 12 hours a night.

01:34:19.100 --> 01:34:23.020
Wait, 2000 Hong Kong films set in Shanghai and Singapore?

01:34:23.020 --> 01:34:25.060
Bro, that's in the mood for love.

01:34:26.940 --> 01:34:35.700
Yeah, it's a hundred percent in the mood for it couldn't be anything else a key of faith

01:34:35.700 --> 01:34:43.560
shiota tokyo electronics districts otaku that's akihabara come on bro you know who you're

01:34:43.560 --> 01:34:51.540
talking to right now you know who you're talking to right now 20th century french

01:34:51.540 --> 01:34:58.180
male artists. 20th century French painters who are Russian, who are ballet designers.

01:35:02.500 --> 01:35:06.260
You have absolutely no idea. I don't know Mark Chagall. Sorry to say.

01:35:07.140 --> 01:35:12.820
Beer in the Czech Republic? This pills in her, bro. You don't even need to read the rest. You

01:35:12.820 --> 01:35:20.020
don't even need to read the rest. Scored six. I was gonna say, can I say I thought today's

01:35:20.020 --> 01:35:24.020
was kind of tough. So I felt like by getting six we were crushing it today.

01:35:25.700 --> 01:35:27.540
That's a great part of the tale to be in.

01:35:32.900 --> 01:35:38.260
Bonds on base percentage is crazy. Well it was fucking like all he did was hit home runs and walk,

01:35:38.260 --> 01:35:45.980
Fuck man.

01:35:45.980 --> 01:35:47.780
And sleep, yeah that's right.

01:35:47.780 --> 01:35:52.660
Oh I go, sub me out coach, sub me out, I gotta go home and get my 14 hours.

01:35:52.660 --> 01:36:00.860
Fuck off man.

01:36:00.860 --> 01:36:04.180
123 degree angle.

01:36:04.180 --> 01:36:06.580
110.

01:36:06.580 --> 01:36:24.740
117 119 I thought I had one more guess they need a dark theme silence Gen Z your eyes will

01:36:24.740 --> 01:36:39.140
literally be fine. They literally have one anyway. Yeah, there you go. See, owned. No,

01:36:39.140 --> 01:36:42.500
please, I need dark mode. You literally the first thing you look at when you wake up is

01:36:42.500 --> 01:36:46.940
your phone. The brightest object has ever been invented by mankind. So I apologize

01:36:46.940 --> 01:36:50.540
if I find it a little bit disingenuous, okay?

01:36:50.540 --> 01:36:52.700
I find it a little bit disingenuous.

01:37:00.980 --> 01:37:02.180
What a beautiful lie.

01:37:04.620 --> 01:37:05.860
Gui Berato mentioned.

01:37:07.340 --> 01:37:08.180
No!

01:37:11.740 --> 01:37:13.180
Bro, it's 8 p.m. here.

01:37:15.260 --> 01:37:16.460
You live in Tom Pear?

01:37:16.940 --> 01:37:39.500
You living in Malmo? Motherfucker, you can live at the Malm. It counts. Is Rotville in

01:37:39.500 --> 01:37:45.940
the rotation? I don't know what Rotville is, but it sounds awesome. Because to me it kind

01:37:45.940 --> 01:37:53.700
kind of sounds like you look at like a piece of moldy food and guess how many days it's

01:37:53.700 --> 01:38:00.860
been sitting out on the counter.

01:38:00.860 --> 01:38:08.140
Is that what it is?

01:38:08.140 --> 01:38:09.900
Why does he have jaundice right now?

01:38:09.900 --> 01:38:12.020
Sometimes my lighting gets all screwed up from the camera.

01:38:12.020 --> 01:38:15.860
I assure you, I actually look pretty alive right now.

01:38:17.480 --> 01:38:18.860
I got some sun on the weekend,

01:38:18.860 --> 01:38:23.860
so I got a little color in my cheeks, believe it or not.

01:38:25.620 --> 01:38:28.120
I'm telling you, tip color, normal,

01:38:28.120 --> 01:38:29.600
but I can't tell you what normal is

01:38:29.600 --> 01:38:31.400
because everyone goes, it's not purple.

01:38:31.400 --> 01:38:34.260
Bro, I don't know what to tell you, it's a little purple.

01:38:34.260 --> 01:38:37.760
I didn't fucking invent it, so don't take it up with me.

01:38:38.940 --> 01:38:40.980
Can we, I know, I asked this like once a year,

01:38:40.980 --> 01:38:42.340
Can we be honest?

01:38:42.340 --> 01:38:43.500
It's a little purple.

01:38:43.500 --> 01:38:46.140
Not everybody's, I'm sure, but it's a little purple.

01:38:51.300 --> 01:38:53.180
Yeah, undertones.

01:38:53.180 --> 01:38:59.580
It's mostly like the color of a number two pencil eraser,

01:38:59.580 --> 01:39:01.580
I guess, but there's a little purple in it.

01:39:04.220 --> 01:39:06.700
Because of you, I'm insecure about my penis.

01:39:06.700 --> 01:39:09.060
I wouldn't really.

01:39:09.060 --> 01:39:12.600
I mean, that seems invalid to me.

01:39:12.600 --> 01:39:14.960
I shouldn't really be making anybody feel insecure

01:39:14.960 --> 01:39:16.400
about their own penis.

01:39:19.720 --> 01:39:22.220
Ain't working with anything too spectacular here.

01:39:24.460 --> 01:39:26.260
Been a while since we've done this.

01:39:31.640 --> 01:39:34.020
Stretch opposite spring taught to avoid

01:39:34.020 --> 01:39:36.300
starter humming on and off.

01:39:39.060 --> 01:39:47.460
I want to say it's summer. Opposite spring. Can I hit you with something? How about winter?

01:39:50.980 --> 01:39:58.900
Sorry y'all, new keyboard. Stretch opposite spring taut to avoid starter humming on and off.

01:39:58.900 --> 01:40:12.900
The clues indicators are to avoid starter and on and off.

01:40:12.900 --> 01:40:14.900
Two of these are selection indicators.

01:40:14.900 --> 01:40:20.900
One directs us to take every second letter and the other points us to the first letter of a word.

01:40:20.900 --> 01:40:24.900
Our third indicator is a deletion indicator.

01:40:24.900 --> 01:40:38.020
Can somebody just tell me the answer? I just don't... I really... I prefer... No disrespect to

01:40:38.020 --> 01:40:45.940
Corey, you might be a wizard. I kind of get lost on the... on the cryptic, the minute cryptic when

01:40:45.940 --> 01:40:52.100
the sentence doesn't make sense. Like when I have to spend all of my brain power just to

01:40:52.100 --> 01:40:57.260
parse what the actual meaning of the sentence is. Stretch opposite spring taught to avoid

01:40:57.260 --> 01:41:01.640
starter humming on and off. Like this one to me seems like the words were placed there

01:41:01.640 --> 01:41:15.060
with an air of artifice and I find it disrespectful. No disrespect, Corey, no disrespect.

01:41:15.060 --> 01:41:18.300
This took me two seconds after checking the indicators. Okay, bro, you got it after you

01:41:18.300 --> 01:41:24.580
cheated. Congratulations. You're smarter than me.

01:41:24.580 --> 01:41:38.700
Cut the shape perfectly in half. Excuse me. I haven't done anything yet. I just right

01:41:38.700 --> 01:41:40.700
Clicked my accident while looking

01:41:49.980 --> 01:41:56.280
Way off way off way off way off. Okay, fuck you you don't know how to divide shit in half

01:41:57.220 --> 01:42:00.360
Booba or Kiki this a part of it was booba part of it is Kiki

01:42:00.360 --> 01:42:07.360
They say, way off, man.

01:42:07.360 --> 01:42:09.920
Dr. Orville, don't bum me out today.

01:42:09.920 --> 01:42:13.720
Yeah, nobody cares about 55-year-old men, so this one should be fine, even if he's got

01:42:13.720 --> 01:42:16.960
like, you know, the black plague or whatever.

01:42:16.960 --> 01:42:22.560
55-year-old men, prevents with several months of chronic diarrhea, cough, and unintentional

01:42:22.560 --> 01:42:23.560
weight loss.

01:42:23.560 --> 01:42:26.520
Salmonella typhi.

01:42:26.520 --> 01:42:33.040
He reports occasional abdominal pain and worsening arthralgeas.

01:42:33.040 --> 01:42:41.000
I'm going to say campylobacter, campylobacteriosis.

01:42:41.000 --> 01:42:45.200
Physical exam reveals hyperpigmentation of the skin

01:42:45.200 --> 01:42:47.040
and mild abdominal tenderness.

01:42:47.040 --> 01:42:48.600
I got horrible news for you, bro.

01:42:48.600 --> 01:42:50.160
You have cirrhosis of the liver.

01:42:50.160 --> 01:42:52.920
You have liver failure, man.

01:42:52.920 --> 01:42:54.880
You got Chinese liver fluke.

01:42:54.880 --> 01:42:58.320
You have a pyogenic liver abscess, man.

01:42:59.600 --> 01:43:03.920
Laboratories studies show iron deficiency anemia

01:43:03.920 --> 01:43:07.680
and hypoalbuminemia.

01:43:07.680 --> 01:43:09.720
Shout out to all the doctors out there.

01:43:13.560 --> 01:43:16.560
I think you got alcoholic cirrhosis, man.

01:43:16.560 --> 01:43:19.360
Neurologic findings include rhythmic eye oscillations

01:43:19.360 --> 01:43:21.000
with synchronized jaw contractions,

01:43:21.000 --> 01:43:29.840
characteristic of oculomasticatory myorhythmia. You got coronary heart failure, man. Small bowel

01:43:29.840 --> 01:43:35.680
biopsy demonstrates foamy macrophages in the lamina praporia that are PAS positive and diastase

01:43:35.680 --> 01:43:46.560
resistant. You literally have, like, you got Giardia lembria, Whipple disease. Can

01:43:46.560 --> 01:43:47.560
Can I say something?

01:43:47.560 --> 01:43:53.240
He got some kind of gastrointestinal infection.

01:43:53.240 --> 01:43:54.240
Who cares?

01:43:54.240 --> 01:43:55.240
This guy's toast.

01:43:55.240 --> 01:43:59.280
Literally, what's crazy is that if you're a 55-year-old man, your doctor will look at

01:43:59.280 --> 01:44:03.520
this and go, uh, yeah, you got Whipple disease.

01:44:03.520 --> 01:44:06.160
Go home, get some sleep.

01:44:06.160 --> 01:44:07.760
Go home, get some...

01:44:07.760 --> 01:44:11.360
Make sure you drink a lot of water.

01:44:11.360 --> 01:44:19.800
sure you drink a lot of water. You know you're fucked when they bust out the

01:44:19.800 --> 01:44:27.920
Kirkland signature bottle of Abel Profan. This is what women experience at all

01:44:27.920 --> 01:44:31.240
times regardless of their age? I guess that we should all be satisfied with our

01:44:31.240 --> 01:44:35.080
standard of care then. Shout out to all the doctors in the chat. You guys, I

01:44:35.080 --> 01:44:39.920
wasn't talking about you, I was talking about other doctors. Talking about other

01:44:39.920 --> 01:44:56.040
other doctors, not you. They will do critical. You think VGH would have offered you made?

01:44:56.040 --> 01:45:02.200
I don't think VGH would have. I also, if I may, first off, I'm not necessarily anti-made,

01:45:02.200 --> 01:45:06.320
but I definitely just needed some antibiotics. I don't think my doctor is one of the doctors

01:45:06.320 --> 01:45:11.280
that would have offered made. Because then I would have had to have actually seen them

01:45:11.280 --> 01:45:18.440
for an examination, I think. Instead, basically they were like, you're dying? Come back in

01:45:18.440 --> 01:45:27.080
six weeks. Recently brought back, does anyone give a fuck about me? Does anyone care if

01:45:27.080 --> 01:45:32.000
I live or die amongst the buds? And it's going very hard. Completely like fucking

01:45:32.000 --> 01:45:36.620
up a bit and then saying does anyone care if I live or die actually goes crazy. It's

01:45:36.620 --> 01:45:42.740
literally like when you get hit in Super Smash Bros. but you press the button right when you

01:45:42.740 --> 01:45:47.920
land so your character gets right back up. You tech the fall. It almost like it turns

01:45:47.920 --> 01:45:54.420
the negative of the bit into a positive. This is just how Southern people act. Deliverance.

01:45:54.420 --> 01:45:59.860
1972. How bad do you think the characters in this smell?

01:46:04.340 --> 01:46:08.420
This is just how Southern people act. How bad do you think the characters in this smell?

01:46:08.420 --> 01:46:14.820
Oh, actor, not the livestock. Don't ask me to explain, but over the garden wall vibes.

01:46:15.620 --> 01:46:21.140
Man, I hate- Oh, oh brother, where art thou? Yes!

01:46:21.140 --> 01:46:24.140
Yes! Huge.

01:46:30.140 --> 01:46:33.140
Great movie. I saw it in 2000. I haven't seen it since, man.

01:46:37.140 --> 01:46:39.140
Put that on the watch list.

01:46:41.140 --> 01:46:47.140
Let me get a slash marker. By the way, in 13 minutes we're doing a sponsored segment with Bear, Mouth, and Apollo.

01:46:47.140 --> 01:46:49.140
We're playing a game called Far Far West.

01:46:49.140 --> 01:46:59.940
It's a cooperative multiplayer PDE shooter.

01:46:59.940 --> 01:47:06.700
Game is so fun, I can't tell you how glad I am to hear that.

01:47:06.700 --> 01:47:11.980
The first bandel.

01:47:11.980 --> 01:47:36.820
2008 with a billion views, some black eyed peas shit, bandages by the hot hot heat, but

01:47:36.820 --> 01:47:38.360
That's really...

01:47:38.360 --> 01:47:43.900
Oh, this is Viva Levita by Coldplay.

01:47:43.900 --> 01:47:44.900
Yeah.

01:47:44.900 --> 01:47:47.980
I think your friends can beat that.

01:47:47.980 --> 01:47:50.220
I'm not clicking that share button.

01:47:50.220 --> 01:47:51.580
Live life in Spanish.

01:47:51.580 --> 01:47:54.980
Live in Levita Loka?

01:47:54.980 --> 01:48:02.500
Yeah, I don't really give a fuck to be honest with you.

01:48:02.500 --> 01:48:04.260
I don't really care.

01:48:04.260 --> 01:48:07.460
Um, well, anyway, I'm gonna go pee. I'll be right back.

01:48:09.460 --> 01:48:10.260
See you in a second.

01:48:34.260 --> 01:48:36.320
you

01:49:04.260 --> 01:49:30.400
Can I say something? One of the best pisses of the day is the piss right after you've

01:49:30.400 --> 01:49:34.640
had your cup of coffee when your piss smells a little bit like coffee.

01:49:34.640 --> 01:49:36.920
And I already hear you going, oh, that's disgusting.

01:49:36.920 --> 01:49:40.640
How is it disgusting to talk about something smelling good?

01:49:40.640 --> 01:49:43.240
It literally smells better than regular piss.

01:49:43.240 --> 01:49:46.600
So it's not disgusting.

01:49:46.600 --> 01:49:49.160
I steelman you.

01:49:49.160 --> 01:49:53.840
Did you sit or stand?

01:49:53.840 --> 01:49:54.960
I'm going to be dead ass with you.

01:49:54.960 --> 01:49:58.040
I stood, but I have been making more of an effort since yesterday's stream to sit

01:49:58.040 --> 01:50:02.440
when I pee. But I slipped into muscle memory when I took my bathroom break just now. But

01:50:02.440 --> 01:50:07.560
thank you for clocking to me that I'm standing on business right now. I appreciate that. I'm

01:50:07.560 --> 01:50:12.680
trying to make it a habit, but if I may, I have been pissing standing up for like 37

01:50:12.680 --> 01:50:26.480
years or some shit like that, so it's going to take a little bit to break the habit.

01:50:26.480 --> 01:50:33.560
pivot, wife asked me to. I did the classic husband thing, which is put up a little bit

01:50:33.560 --> 01:50:39.880
of a fight to satisfy my own pride and then go, you know what, I'll make an effort for

01:50:39.880 --> 01:50:44.400
this. That's, can I give it, that's a, if you're, if you're a younger guy right now,

01:50:44.400 --> 01:50:47.640
this, and I'm not trying to do my own horn because I'm, you know, I'm not a perfect

01:50:47.640 --> 01:50:52.880
individual. But that's, I think of an aspirational model of modern masculinity. You got to

01:50:52.880 --> 01:50:57.380
put up a you can't just be like okay okay fine you're right about everything I'm

01:50:57.380 --> 01:51:04.340
wrong about everything you have to put up a little fight and then acquiesce that's

01:51:04.340 --> 01:51:08.300
though that's the proper way to handle it you got to show you got a little bit

01:51:08.300 --> 01:51:12.980
of a spine but then also relent

01:51:12.980 --> 01:51:22.980
Always Relent?

01:51:22.980 --> 01:51:30.740
Well, it depends on the battle, I suppose.

01:51:30.740 --> 01:51:35.560
Once we fix the sitting and standing, the pee dilemma, I literally just have one more

01:51:35.560 --> 01:51:40.180
hanging chad, which is that according to my wife, I fold t-shirts wrong.

01:51:40.180 --> 01:51:44.200
And I'm doing it with her method now, but it's still taking a while to become second nature

01:51:44.200 --> 01:51:46.260
to me.

01:51:46.260 --> 01:51:53.300
I have always been, hold the t-shirt out by the shoulders, fold the two sleeves backwards,

01:51:53.300 --> 01:51:58.420
then fold it in half across the prime meridian, and then fold it in half twice the other

01:51:58.420 --> 01:51:59.620
direction.

01:51:59.620 --> 01:52:04.860
She is folded in half across the prime meridian, then fold the sleeves back and fold it

01:52:04.860 --> 01:52:18.660
twice.

01:52:18.660 --> 01:52:19.660
You fold it into thirds?

01:52:19.660 --> 01:52:23.760
Well, yeah, if you're folding for like, you know, the show off a logo on the front

01:52:23.760 --> 01:52:25.160
in the closet or whatever.

01:52:41.840 --> 01:52:44.960
I will say I had 10 minutes of free time on Sunday.

01:52:44.960 --> 01:52:49.400
I haven't donated it yet,

01:52:49.400 --> 01:52:52.160
but I filled up a reusable tote

01:52:52.160 --> 01:52:55.800
with like 20 shirts that I don't want anymore

01:52:55.800 --> 01:53:00.100
so that my drawer can fit clothes that I actually wear.

01:53:00.100 --> 01:53:01.320
It's always awesome.

01:53:01.320 --> 01:53:02.320
You should literally do it

01:53:02.320 --> 01:53:04.360
as soon as you get home from work tonight.

01:53:05.480 --> 01:53:08.120
Any shirt you have not worn in a year,

01:53:08.120 --> 01:53:10.800
not to steal Marie Kondo's whole bit,

01:53:10.800 --> 01:53:12.560
you're not gonna fucking miss it, man.

01:53:12.560 --> 01:53:13.800
You're not gonna miss it.

01:53:14.960 --> 01:53:19.960
If you literally, for less than 0.3% of the year,

01:53:19.960 --> 01:53:24.660
year you're you're wearing this come on man there are a lot of twitch shirts in

01:53:24.660 --> 01:53:28.740
there but I also have recently maybe like last year in the year before I

01:53:28.740 --> 01:53:32.820
donated a shitload of twitch merch man

01:53:33.140 --> 01:53:39.300
can't do it tonight gotta get my 12 hours fair enough fair enough show hey

01:53:39.300 --> 01:53:50.460
All my shirts are plain black tees

01:53:50.460 --> 01:53:56.380
Dude, you know how much it fucks with me that like the color that looks best on me is actually black

01:53:56.380 --> 01:54:04.500
It's taken me so long to accept it because of the Ricky Gervais stink, but it's fucking it makes it makes me pop

01:54:04.500 --> 01:54:08.820
I don't know what to say man Ricky Gervais kind of fucked me on that one not to measure

01:54:08.820 --> 01:54:10.820
I'm an atheist, too.

01:54:16.940 --> 01:54:21.020
Let me tell the fellas I'm on a route. Let me tell the fellas I'm on a route.

01:54:29.700 --> 01:54:31.700
I'm ready players.

01:54:33.780 --> 01:54:35.780
I'm the last one.

01:54:35.780 --> 01:54:41.060
Okay, yeah, you're ready my guy. I'm ready. I'm literally five minutes early.

01:54:41.060 --> 01:54:46.900
Oh, you are. Yeah, that's very fair. I gotta pee, so. You were so excited. You were like,

01:54:46.900 --> 01:54:50.020
oh, I'm here first. I'm here for all. They're all free and just waiting for me.

01:54:50.020 --> 01:54:55.060
Well, I was kind of crashing out because I said one of the best peas of the day is the

01:54:55.060 --> 01:54:58.100
pee rate after you have your cup of coffee when your pee kind of smells like coffee.

01:54:58.100 --> 01:55:02.340
And everyone said that's disgusting. And then I said, how is it disgusting to talk about

01:55:02.340 --> 01:55:06.260
something smelling better than usual. And then I kind of gagged them a little bit.

01:55:09.540 --> 01:55:11.060
It's just any pee talk, right?

01:55:11.700 --> 01:55:15.460
Well, versus talking about drinking it. So like, it doesn't make any sense.

01:55:16.420 --> 01:55:17.780
Well, that's that's sanitary.

01:55:18.660 --> 01:55:20.500
Brian, you want to show you check that video out, Link?

01:55:20.500 --> 01:55:21.940
You don't have to. Wait, wait, wait, let me see.

01:55:23.300 --> 01:55:25.140
Is this the video of the tornado touching down?

01:55:26.340 --> 01:55:29.700
Oh, it going up, actually, but pretend to pretend to say,

01:55:29.700 --> 01:55:31.700
Yeah, play it backwards.

01:55:31.700 --> 01:55:33.700
Play it backwards.

01:55:33.700 --> 01:55:37.700
The clip of you saying we got it is so good.

01:55:37.700 --> 01:55:40.700
Dude, that's some real hype.

01:55:40.700 --> 01:55:47.700
I'm so sad the stream cut out when we were driving to this

01:55:47.700 --> 01:55:49.700
because it was genuinely...

01:55:49.700 --> 01:55:53.700
I learned what it was like to spear for my life.

01:55:53.700 --> 01:55:54.700
I learned.

01:55:54.700 --> 01:55:56.700
Oh, look at that thing.

01:55:56.700 --> 01:55:59.700
We got to stay out ahead of it though, so keep your film.

01:55:59.700 --> 01:56:00.700
OK, we're good.

01:56:00.700 --> 01:56:02.700
It's lifting a little bit.

01:56:02.700 --> 01:56:06.700
You know what's so sad is we thought the tornado was coming right to us in this footage,

01:56:06.700 --> 01:56:09.700
because it originally was, but it changed direction.

01:56:09.700 --> 01:56:11.700
So we were actually OK where we were.

01:56:11.700 --> 01:56:14.700
The second we leave right here and jump into the car.

01:56:14.700 --> 01:56:15.700
I'm sorry.

01:56:15.700 --> 01:56:17.700
The twin tornadoes dropped, and we missed them.

01:56:17.700 --> 01:56:20.700
I saw that on chivalry stream.

01:56:20.700 --> 01:56:23.700
Yeah, we were like, OK, let's reposition because we're not safe here.

01:56:23.700 --> 01:56:27.540
here we get in the car the twins drop down for like 20 seconds and then we turn

01:56:27.540 --> 01:56:31.740
around they're already up by then we didn't even know they were there and

01:56:31.740 --> 01:56:38.260
and yes we that we are this is the official Shiddler tornado it's the

01:56:38.260 --> 01:56:47.900
town of Shiddler Oklahoma honestly Shiddler searches are way up way up dude

01:56:47.900 --> 01:56:56.500
I'm attempting to put the squad together. I'm not sure how.

01:56:56.500 --> 01:56:57.500
Oh, right.

01:56:57.500 --> 01:56:59.700
I'll be there. I'm getting my title.

01:56:59.700 --> 01:57:01.700
Oh, I figured it out.

01:57:01.700 --> 01:57:04.100
Yeah, I'm getting set up.

01:57:04.100 --> 01:57:05.700
I have a ton of people playing.

01:57:05.700 --> 01:57:06.700
At?

01:57:06.700 --> 01:57:07.700
Damn it.

01:57:07.700 --> 01:57:08.700
Far, far west.

01:57:08.700 --> 01:57:12.700
And then you need the hatch.

01:57:12.700 --> 01:57:17.500
If y'all are appearing offline, you may have to appear online because I can't see

01:57:17.500 --> 01:57:22.500
You can see that the game is on Tuesday, when Steam shutters go down for minutes.

01:57:22.500 --> 01:57:25.500
It's 1pm and it's 1pm.

01:57:25.500 --> 01:57:27.500
Valve's not awake yet.

01:57:27.500 --> 01:57:29.500
They start working at 4pm.

01:57:34.500 --> 01:57:38.500
For all of Valve's aversion to 3, they do their updates at 3 Pacific on Tuesdays.

01:57:38.500 --> 01:57:39.500
What the heck?

01:57:39.500 --> 01:57:41.500
No man, they think they're the bizarre.

01:57:41.500 --> 01:57:44.500
I don't see you online, Bear Teffy.

01:57:44.500 --> 01:57:46.500
That's because I am appearing offline, and I need to fix that.

01:57:46.500 --> 01:57:49.540
fix that. I am online now, my bad.

01:58:01.700 --> 01:58:08.020
Malfi. My name is, huh, still. Oh, there you are. I have not received the name bite,

01:58:08.020 --> 01:58:13.860
um, but I will, I'll find a way in. What is, what is your steam name now? Check it out. Oh,

01:58:13.860 --> 01:58:15.920
I'm still Rashomon ending explained. I'm still

01:58:20.220 --> 01:58:24.140
Won't let me I got your invite, but there's not the join button

01:58:26.300 --> 01:58:29.080
Try joining on Apollo, which is what worked for me

01:58:37.460 --> 01:58:40.500
It did say specifically in the brief not to mention cookie not to mention

01:58:40.500 --> 01:58:46.780
Let's get that out of the way before we start my nickname. No, that's what they call me. Yeah, it's unfortunate

01:58:46.980 --> 01:58:49.440
Can I say something I'm gonna drop sends right off the bat

01:58:51.580 --> 01:58:53.580
You want to hit us with a spiel

01:58:54.740 --> 01:58:58.820
Sure, I can hit you with a spiel. Are you guys already?

01:59:00.780 --> 01:59:06.740
Already has to guys you got your you got your tag. Yeah, baby. You got your little timer commands

01:59:07.340 --> 01:59:08.540
you

01:59:08.540 --> 01:59:11.140
I'm ready to go man. We're hitting it

01:59:12.500 --> 01:59:15.700
Hashtag marker or slash marker here we go three two one

01:59:16.500 --> 01:59:18.500
Wake up on a new multiplayer

01:59:19.620 --> 01:59:21.620
shooter yes

01:59:24.540 --> 01:59:27.740
The first thing most important we're playing far far west it's out right now

01:59:27.740 --> 01:59:31.180
It's also 10% offer is opening week sale. Thank you to fireshine games for the sponsorship

01:59:31.180 --> 01:59:36.540
It's me it's bear its mouth and it is Apollo who's named huh, which is why I was having some trouble

01:59:36.540 --> 01:59:40.500
it wasn't that I forgot who the fourth person was it was a small thing dude his

01:59:40.500 --> 01:59:46.440
name was huh so I got confused mm-hmm exclamation point far far west or scroll

01:59:46.440 --> 01:59:50.180
down below the video player to click the link and get some more information I

01:59:50.180 --> 01:59:53.140
know lots of people in my chat were saying they played the demo and they

01:59:53.140 --> 01:59:56.740
were excited to see the full release which has happened right now that

01:59:56.740 --> 02:00:01.020
loving that just looks fantastic first yeah this little hub area is terrific I

02:00:01.020 --> 02:00:03.940
really like it and they've got you know they've got the prerequisite

02:00:03.940 --> 02:00:08.020
fishing over here on the dock so looking forward to seeing that once it's out of early access

02:00:08.020 --> 02:00:10.180
you can dash in the air too

02:00:10.180 --> 02:00:11.220
you can dash in the air

02:00:11.220 --> 02:00:14.020
you can only use the balance in the shooting range though

02:00:14.020 --> 02:00:15.060
you know in melee

02:00:15.060 --> 02:00:18.260
but in rime there's a i don't know if there's an accessibility option for the screen shake off

02:00:18.260 --> 02:00:19.460
YOOOOO

02:00:19.460 --> 02:00:22.340
thank you i know you're like me you know

02:00:22.340 --> 02:00:23.060
wdevs

02:00:24.740 --> 02:00:25.220
you do

02:00:26.500 --> 02:00:28.020
uh there's a little robot chicken

02:00:29.460 --> 02:00:30.420
hang on say that again

02:00:30.420 --> 02:00:31.860
shut out shut out set green

02:00:33.940 --> 02:00:41.380
Shout out Agnes Varda for directing Cleo from 5-7

02:00:41.380 --> 02:00:45.300
and giving me new faith in the French new wave cinema

02:00:45.300 --> 02:00:49.220
There are emotes where we can fire bullets into the sky

02:00:49.220 --> 02:00:49.900
for example

02:00:49.900 --> 02:00:51.380
How'd you do that?

02:00:51.380 --> 02:00:55.060
The T button

02:00:55.060 --> 02:00:57.060
and the emote wheel and then slightly

02:00:57.060 --> 02:01:01.100
There we go

02:01:01.100 --> 02:01:03.600
This is the hour, right? This is what we do.

02:01:03.600 --> 02:01:05.600
Wait, you guys buy stuff?

02:01:05.600 --> 02:01:07.100
We got 100 gold.

02:01:07.100 --> 02:01:08.600
Did you have 100 gold?

02:01:08.600 --> 02:01:10.600
There's a weapon shop over here.

02:01:10.600 --> 02:01:15.100
It's Gimba Jew! They know!

02:01:15.100 --> 02:01:16.600
Over the cost of soul.

02:01:16.600 --> 02:01:19.100
I still buy zero.

02:01:23.100 --> 02:01:24.600
Hero needs to be on a higher level.

02:01:24.600 --> 02:01:25.600
That makes sense.

02:01:25.600 --> 02:01:28.600
I haven't literally shot a single enemy so far.

02:01:28.600 --> 02:01:30.100
I don't have any ammo yet.

02:01:30.100 --> 02:01:35.100
I've unlocked Lightning Strikes, my spell now.

02:01:35.100 --> 02:01:38.100
I'm just going to start the dang old mission, man.

02:01:38.100 --> 02:01:40.100
I don't even appreciate that.

02:01:40.100 --> 02:01:42.100
Oh, you can ping, yeah, ping.

02:01:42.100 --> 02:01:45.100
So is it like you do a mission, come back and buy up, Fred's doing another mission?

02:01:45.100 --> 02:01:46.100
You got it!

02:01:46.100 --> 02:01:47.100
That sounds about right.

02:01:47.100 --> 02:01:49.100
Everyone must be at the dock!

02:01:49.100 --> 02:01:51.100
Ember got me!

02:01:51.100 --> 02:01:53.100
Protect machine?

02:01:53.100 --> 02:01:59.100
Choose between the Eucanian Desert or Far West, which feels like an appropriate place to go.

02:01:59.100 --> 02:02:03.820
but also we got like type of mission that scored a payload more XP

02:02:04.860 --> 02:02:10.220
there's more XP fire the nitro cannon sounds like way you're absolutely right there is more

02:02:10.220 --> 02:02:16.860
XP on escorting a payload no or craft an overload TNT but the ones on the right okay more

02:02:18.220 --> 02:02:24.220
i'm good with whatever you know i'm gonna win i want this mission i want this mission

02:02:24.220 --> 02:02:27.480
I want this mission, I desire this mission.

02:02:27.480 --> 02:02:33.380
I think if we all pick it, I think the host picks it.

02:02:33.380 --> 02:02:35.560
To the host who made the most the most.

02:02:35.560 --> 02:02:37.180
So start mission.

02:02:37.180 --> 02:02:39.180
I want this mission.

02:02:39.180 --> 02:02:40.680
I want this mission.

02:02:40.680 --> 02:02:42.500
And then normal difficulty.

02:02:42.500 --> 02:02:43.500
Okay.

02:02:43.500 --> 02:02:44.500
I want this mission.

02:02:44.500 --> 02:02:47.340
There's no confirm or send it button.

02:02:47.340 --> 02:02:48.700
I'm trying to figure out.

02:02:48.700 --> 02:02:49.700
Oh, there it is.

02:02:49.700 --> 02:02:50.700
It was hiding behind the chat.

02:02:50.700 --> 02:02:51.700
It was hiding behind the chat.

02:02:51.700 --> 02:02:52.700
Oh!

02:02:52.700 --> 02:03:01.520
are you playing on your own display window what no no no I'm the in-game chat

02:03:01.520 --> 02:03:10.100
I want this mission actually made it so you couldn't start from hitting it us

02:03:10.100 --> 02:03:15.460
from going on ironically yeah the irony

02:03:16.660 --> 02:03:18.660
oh

02:03:28.340 --> 02:03:32.420
i want this mission i'm glad we're doing this mission this is the one i wanted

02:03:32.420 --> 02:03:34.420
Mm-hmm

02:03:34.980 --> 02:03:36.480
Oh

02:03:36.480 --> 02:03:38.480
We are so ready to emote

02:03:39.200 --> 02:03:41.200
80s thing

02:03:42.760 --> 02:03:47.320
Okay, wait, I drop in like you own these lands cute

02:03:48.280 --> 02:03:54.600
Mind by the way, I guess you guys probably want to go towards the objective. I'm thinking it's we need to find my

02:03:58.600 --> 02:04:00.600
You guys didn't read

02:04:02.420 --> 02:04:04.420
The horse is here!

02:04:04.420 --> 02:04:06.420
Ok, ok

02:04:06.420 --> 02:04:08.420
Horse! We are in the horse!

02:04:08.420 --> 02:04:10.420
You got to hold the X button bro

02:04:10.420 --> 02:04:12.420
I didn't touch him

02:04:12.420 --> 02:04:14.420
Is this Grog?

02:04:14.420 --> 02:04:16.420
Whoa whoa!

02:04:16.420 --> 02:04:18.420
Oh dang

02:04:18.420 --> 02:04:20.420
They are here

02:04:20.420 --> 02:04:22.420
Oh Snake!

02:04:22.420 --> 02:04:24.420
Guess who just got back today!

02:04:24.420 --> 02:04:26.420
Toss Golden Bush

02:04:26.420 --> 02:04:28.420
We will see what happens

02:04:28.420 --> 02:04:30.420
What did you get?

02:04:30.420 --> 02:04:32.420
What'd you get hey? Oh?

02:04:33.520 --> 02:04:40.060
There's a rope we can climb oh, oh where oh it's if you're down there you can climb back up, okay? Oh, okay?

02:04:41.060 --> 02:04:43.060
Makes a lot of sense

02:04:44.340 --> 02:04:51.060
Wait the horse is kind of peak. Oh, oh god. Oh boy. Hello you guys missed the chest. I'm

02:04:52.340 --> 02:04:54.340
Extremely

02:04:54.340 --> 02:04:56.340
There's main ammo back there. Oh

02:04:56.340 --> 02:05:01.740
Okay, I ain't even worried about that man disappointed in your lack of loot

02:05:06.540 --> 02:05:10.940
I've unsold pull all levers in the correct order dynamite

02:05:12.340 --> 02:05:15.900
Light up this throw. Okay. This game is dynamite. Which one is correct?

02:05:16.140 --> 02:05:20.240
Okay, but why are you throwing dynamite at the thing we have to protect is what I would say here

02:05:20.240 --> 02:05:22.600
Oh, I guys watch out. Oh, hello

02:05:23.180 --> 02:05:25.700
You know what? There's an assault approach this

02:05:26.340 --> 02:05:29.180
Oh, they're fucking mortars.

02:05:29.180 --> 02:05:32.180
Fucking mortars and snakes.

02:05:32.180 --> 02:05:33.180
Oh my god.

02:05:33.180 --> 02:05:35.380
I pulled my lever and it went bing bing.

02:05:35.380 --> 02:05:38.060
Oh, there's a bird.

02:05:38.060 --> 02:05:42.300
There's the green potions over here heal you, if necessary.

02:05:42.300 --> 02:05:47.740
I think it might be just like process of elimination.

02:05:47.740 --> 02:05:49.740
Yeah, yeah, okay.

02:05:49.740 --> 02:05:52.620
Okay, so let's start with yours.

02:05:52.620 --> 02:05:53.620
I got the second one.

02:05:53.620 --> 02:05:55.420
Okay, it's that one.

02:05:55.420 --> 02:05:58.100
So then, now we just guess, I think.

02:05:58.100 --> 02:05:58.940
Wait, which one's next?

02:05:58.940 --> 02:06:00.220
Which one's currently pulled?

02:06:00.220 --> 02:06:00.720
My lever.

02:06:00.720 --> 02:06:01.740
The one that Ryan's on.

02:06:01.740 --> 02:06:05.420
Yeah, so let's, uh, mouth try yours.

02:06:05.420 --> 02:06:06.420
OK, so it's not that.

02:06:06.420 --> 02:06:08.100
So we get Ryan's first.

02:06:08.100 --> 02:06:10.500
No, Apollo's first, then mine.

02:06:10.500 --> 02:06:11.220
No, it was yours first.

02:06:11.220 --> 02:06:12.020
Oh, it was mine first.

02:06:12.020 --> 02:06:12.820
Mine first, yeah.

02:06:12.820 --> 02:06:14.020
And now Bear.

02:06:14.020 --> 02:06:15.140
Now me?

02:06:15.140 --> 02:06:16.380
Oh.

02:06:16.380 --> 02:06:18.020
Now, maybe?

02:06:18.020 --> 02:06:19.380
Oh, nice.

02:06:19.380 --> 02:06:19.900
Nice.

02:06:19.900 --> 02:06:20.860
And then this last one.

02:06:20.860 --> 02:06:21.740
Oh!

02:06:21.740 --> 02:06:23.420
Yeah.

02:06:23.420 --> 02:06:23.980
Get it.

02:06:23.980 --> 02:06:24.540
There we go.

02:06:24.540 --> 02:06:26.260
Oh no, no, no, no, no!

02:06:27.720 --> 02:06:28.720
He's puking!

02:06:28.720 --> 02:06:30.540
That's me, I'm puking!

02:06:30.540 --> 02:06:31.540
Oh, you're puking!

02:06:31.540 --> 02:06:33.940
Wait, actually, he's a quest giver, my bad, y'all.

02:06:33.940 --> 02:06:34.940
Oh.

02:06:34.940 --> 02:06:35.940
He's alright.

02:06:35.940 --> 02:06:38.980
I thought maybe he shouldn't be standing in poison, that's his thing, right?

02:06:38.980 --> 02:06:39.980
I need more gold for my...

02:06:39.980 --> 02:06:40.980
He's alright, so...

02:06:40.980 --> 02:06:41.980
My bad, y'all, my bad.

02:06:41.980 --> 02:06:42.980
Oh, escort the payload.

02:06:42.980 --> 02:06:44.980
Oh, escort the payload, now, yeah.

02:06:45.980 --> 02:06:46.980
There's heals.

02:06:47.980 --> 02:06:48.980
Oh, here they come!

02:06:48.980 --> 02:06:50.480
Oh, god.

02:06:50.480 --> 02:06:53.480
We should drop that, Mike.

02:06:54.540 --> 02:06:58.540
Oh, they're behind their friendly fire.

02:06:58.540 --> 02:06:59.540
Oh, it's a big sell, Leo.

02:06:59.540 --> 02:07:00.540
I doubt it.

02:07:00.540 --> 02:07:04.540
I doubt they're a friendly fire.

02:07:04.540 --> 02:07:06.540
Oh, God.

02:07:06.540 --> 02:07:09.540
Otherwise, you guys would be in a lot of trouble.

02:07:09.540 --> 02:07:11.540
Oh, a Joker.

02:07:11.540 --> 02:07:13.540
Reveals the position of wandering trader.

02:07:13.540 --> 02:07:15.540
Get 20% distance.

02:07:15.540 --> 02:07:17.540
Cool.

02:07:17.540 --> 02:07:18.540
Ouch.

02:07:18.540 --> 02:07:20.540
I'm getting, I'm getting sawed in right now.

02:07:20.540 --> 02:07:23.540
Don't forget to use your fireball and launcher.

02:07:23.540 --> 02:07:25.540
Oh yeah!

02:07:25.540 --> 02:07:29.540
Casting spells may allow you to more efficiently deal with hordes of enemies.

02:07:31.540 --> 02:07:33.540
Oh, there's a snake!

02:07:33.540 --> 02:07:35.540
There's a little swag on it.

02:07:39.540 --> 02:07:41.540
Oh!

02:07:43.540 --> 02:07:45.540
Good buddy.

02:07:45.540 --> 02:07:47.540
Got him.

02:07:47.540 --> 02:07:49.540
What's this?

02:07:49.540 --> 02:07:51.540
How'd you guys heal again?

02:07:51.540 --> 02:07:53.540
I've been ignoring them.

02:07:53.540 --> 02:07:54.540
Yeah.

02:07:54.540 --> 02:07:57.540
Although, Dynamite 2, I don't know how you can ignore that, but...

02:07:57.540 --> 02:08:00.540
Well, I've drawn several sticks.

02:08:00.540 --> 02:08:01.540
Oh!

02:08:01.540 --> 02:08:03.540
Oh, that's funny.

02:08:03.540 --> 02:08:05.540
Oh, no, okay.

02:08:05.540 --> 02:08:06.540
Woo!

02:08:06.540 --> 02:08:09.540
Also, I've got a little bit of a problem here.

02:08:09.540 --> 02:08:11.540
I've got a little bit of a problem here.

02:08:11.540 --> 02:08:13.540
I've got a little bit of a problem here.

02:08:13.540 --> 02:08:15.540
I've got a little bit of a problem here.

02:08:15.540 --> 02:08:17.540
I've got a little bit of a problem here.

02:08:17.540 --> 02:08:19.540
Oh, no, it's okay.

02:08:21.040 --> 02:08:24.040
Also, middle mouse is pink, so if you do see some of it, stop.

02:08:24.040 --> 02:08:25.040
It's over.

02:08:25.040 --> 02:08:26.540
Oh my god, dude.

02:08:26.540 --> 02:08:28.040
I'm a wist, I'm a wist.

02:08:29.540 --> 02:08:31.040
What on earth?

02:08:31.540 --> 02:08:32.540
Oh!

02:08:32.540 --> 02:08:34.040
Who's the ranged guy?

02:08:34.040 --> 02:08:36.040
That guy is doing more damage.

02:08:36.540 --> 02:08:38.040
Oh, I'm dead. I'm also dead.

02:08:38.040 --> 02:08:39.040
It's range B.

02:08:39.040 --> 02:08:40.040
The dream? The dream?

02:08:40.040 --> 02:08:41.540
Oh, they killed my horse, dude.

02:08:41.540 --> 02:08:42.540
I was one shot there.

02:08:42.540 --> 02:08:43.540
You're the last player.

02:08:43.540 --> 02:08:44.540
Oh my god.

02:08:44.540 --> 02:08:45.540
No, you got this.

02:08:45.540 --> 02:08:46.540
I'm not dead.

02:08:46.540 --> 02:08:48.540
Oh, Barry, you got this. I've seen this game before.

02:08:50.020 --> 02:08:51.380
Ah! I missed it!

02:08:51.380 --> 02:08:51.880
Whiskey!

02:08:52.720 --> 02:08:53.220
Whiskey!

02:08:53.560 --> 02:08:54.060
Get it! Get it!

02:08:54.060 --> 02:08:54.560
No!

02:08:55.660 --> 02:08:57.060
Am I killing them or killing them?

02:08:57.060 --> 02:08:57.760
Oh, we got this one.

02:08:57.760 --> 02:08:58.260
What is he?

02:08:58.620 --> 02:08:59.120
What is he?

02:08:59.120 --> 02:09:00.000
Oh, he's still alive!

02:09:00.600 --> 02:09:02.900
If you clicked left as a whiskey, you heard them.

02:09:03.500 --> 02:09:04.000
Oh good!

02:09:05.100 --> 02:09:06.440
Oh, there we go. Okay.

02:09:06.440 --> 02:09:06.940
I had a few.

02:09:06.940 --> 02:09:07.600
Maybe I heard there.

02:09:08.440 --> 02:09:08.940
Man.

02:09:09.640 --> 02:09:11.000
That was a war on stuff.

02:09:11.000 --> 02:09:11.640
Humbling, guys.

02:09:11.640 --> 02:09:13.280
Yeah, we're actually kind of horrible.

02:09:14.240 --> 02:09:15.820
What? Okay! Okay!

02:09:15.820 --> 02:09:17.820
Look at that XP, false 50

02:09:17.820 --> 02:09:19.820
The most important thing is stats

02:09:19.820 --> 02:09:23.820
Oh you guys really dropped the ball

02:09:23.820 --> 02:09:25.820
Oh yeah I didn't do well

02:09:25.820 --> 02:09:28.820
You really got an easier one

02:09:28.820 --> 02:09:30.820
That's a good idea

02:09:30.820 --> 02:09:32.820
What about filing a Nitro Cannon?

02:09:32.820 --> 02:09:34.820
I was filing all the Nitro Cannon

02:09:34.820 --> 02:09:36.820
I want this mission

02:09:36.820 --> 02:09:38.820
You want to stay on normal?

02:09:38.820 --> 02:09:40.820
Yeah normal fine

02:09:40.820 --> 02:09:44.820
We also leveled up our work towards leveling up our weapons

02:09:44.820 --> 02:09:48.940
up our weapons right I mean sometimes tutorials they kill you anyway so maybe

02:09:48.940 --> 02:09:54.980
we just did it was scripted they sent an email they said every time you guys die

02:09:54.980 --> 02:10:00.060
it's scripted yeah and every time you win it's because you're that good

02:10:00.060 --> 02:10:04.020
let's go make your point far far west by the way the game has come out we are

02:10:04.020 --> 02:10:08.460
playing it see what they're doing it's a little little help out it's a little

02:10:08.460 --> 02:10:10.460
Deep Rock Galactic.

02:10:10.460 --> 02:10:11.460
Yep, a little...

02:10:11.460 --> 02:10:13.460
Game is also on a 10% discount.

02:10:13.460 --> 02:10:15.460
A little discount for you.

02:10:15.460 --> 02:10:16.460
A little discount.

02:10:16.460 --> 02:10:18.460
Everyone loves a discount.

02:10:19.460 --> 02:10:21.460
You know what isn't little about this game?

02:10:23.460 --> 02:10:24.460
The Pogs.

02:10:24.460 --> 02:10:26.460
There you go, okay.

02:10:26.460 --> 02:10:28.460
I'm gonna toss a coin over here.

02:10:28.460 --> 02:10:30.460
Oh, dude, I wanna see what happens.

02:10:30.460 --> 02:10:32.460
Skull Lord up in the sky.

02:10:32.460 --> 02:10:34.460
Oh my god, that's the cryptic overseer.

02:10:34.460 --> 02:10:36.460
That seems...bad.

02:10:36.460 --> 02:10:44.300
all right let's stay together I'm gonna show that you got to kill the barrel

02:10:44.300 --> 02:10:50.420
boys before they get to you yeah don't be afraid to cast your spells also we're

02:10:50.420 --> 02:10:59.140
going the opposite way of our objective oh you can cast spells get off fireball

02:10:59.140 --> 02:11:01.140
What's this?

02:11:04.140 --> 02:11:06.140
Oh wait, oh wait, lots of enemies.

02:11:09.140 --> 02:11:10.140
Listen, Buster.

02:11:12.140 --> 02:11:14.140
You should have checked when you see jokers on the ground.

02:11:14.140 --> 02:11:16.140
Like there's a purple one right here, I think.

02:11:16.140 --> 02:11:17.140
Wanna pick it up?

02:11:17.140 --> 02:11:18.140
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're cool.

02:11:18.140 --> 02:11:19.140
Founcing ball?

02:11:20.140 --> 02:11:21.140
You trying to pick it up?

02:11:22.140 --> 02:11:24.140
I'm kinda swagging up on these guys, to be honest with you.

02:11:25.140 --> 02:11:27.140
I'm getting so round it, I gotta come to you guys.

02:11:29.140 --> 02:11:32.140
We have a Wisp already?

02:11:32.140 --> 02:11:35.140
Oh that was a Soul!

02:11:37.140 --> 02:11:39.140
Freaking Death Clawz man!

02:11:39.140 --> 02:11:41.140
I'm over here.

02:11:44.140 --> 02:11:48.140
Guys I'm gonna MOG you when it comes to the stats.

02:11:48.140 --> 02:11:49.140
Holy cow!

02:11:49.140 --> 02:11:51.140
No! No I don't want that.

02:11:51.140 --> 02:11:53.140
It's okay.

02:11:53.140 --> 02:11:57.140
All of our 130% HP gain movement speed.

02:11:57.140 --> 02:11:58.140
Holy.

02:11:58.140 --> 02:12:03.140
watch out there's flyers yeah

02:12:03.140 --> 02:12:08.140
oh my god look over here

02:12:08.140 --> 02:12:10.140
Sydney Crosby's look at these flyers

02:12:10.140 --> 02:12:12.140
oh my god look at that nooo come on

02:12:12.140 --> 02:12:15.140
haha Melka skyrocketed out of there

02:12:15.140 --> 02:12:17.140
I'm alive

02:12:17.140 --> 02:12:20.140
dang dude that's a heck of a mushroom cloud

02:12:20.140 --> 02:12:22.140
anybody got any heals

02:12:22.140 --> 02:12:25.140
not the moment

02:12:25.140 --> 02:12:27.140
Oh, I found dynamite

02:12:28.420 --> 02:12:33.300
This is nice holy cow. Oh now if I have a healer

02:12:35.340 --> 02:12:40.420
Oh he pinged it. Thank you. Thank you. No. Oh, I found a giant

02:12:42.140 --> 02:12:44.300
Just secondary ammunition full health

02:12:45.260 --> 02:12:47.820
All right fellas was regroup

02:12:48.820 --> 02:12:51.100
Sorry, I'm kind of I got distracted by the oh

02:12:51.100 --> 02:12:54.500
Oh, uh, is it there?

02:12:55.500 --> 02:12:56.240
Just an animal.

02:12:56.240 --> 02:12:59.140
Oh, if you reload your weapon when it's full,

02:12:59.140 --> 02:13:02.240
he'll do a cool little gun clip.

02:13:02.240 --> 02:13:03.980
Look up.

02:13:03.980 --> 02:13:05.240
Look up.

02:13:05.240 --> 02:13:08.420
Um, more deals.

02:13:08.420 --> 02:13:12.420
Need a new goblins.

02:13:12.420 --> 02:13:14.460
I think we share the old shotgun fragment.

02:13:14.460 --> 02:13:15.760
Oh, cool.

02:13:18.320 --> 02:13:20.720
Damn, I think it's for everybody, too.

02:13:20.720 --> 02:13:24.720
Nice. Oh my god, there's our loot here! We're literally stooping, man!

02:13:26.720 --> 02:13:28.720
Oh my god, there's a lock on it.

02:13:29.720 --> 02:13:31.720
I'm cuking on this guy.

02:13:39.720 --> 02:13:40.720
That's huge.

02:13:40.720 --> 02:13:42.720
ammo here if y'all made it.

02:13:43.720 --> 02:13:45.720
Sorry to go E3 comms on them.

02:13:45.720 --> 02:13:48.720
It's wild that they make you like, shoot your gun.

02:13:48.720 --> 02:13:54.720
That's a new uh, a new gimmick in video games.

02:13:54.720 --> 02:13:57.720
Oh, what? Don't you want to be the nuclear weapon?

02:13:57.720 --> 02:13:58.720
Oh!

02:13:58.720 --> 02:13:59.720
Oh!

02:13:59.720 --> 02:14:01.720
Take out me that 7HP!

02:14:01.720 --> 02:14:06.720
You almost completed your warning before I blew it up.

02:14:06.720 --> 02:14:07.720
Jesus.

02:14:07.720 --> 02:14:12.720
You don't even see any more of yours.

02:14:12.720 --> 02:14:13.720
Oh God.

02:14:13.720 --> 02:14:17.720
Yeah, I'm keeping an eye out.

02:14:17.720 --> 02:14:20.920
Yeah, sorry, I got 11 so we're not worse. Oh, there's no

02:14:26.240 --> 02:14:30.920
Whoa, there's like a like a boost so P apparently mounts on cool down. Oh

02:14:35.520 --> 02:14:38.280
Yeah, boost me dude boost me dude. Yeah

02:14:40.640 --> 02:14:42.640
Love that for you

02:14:44.160 --> 02:14:46.160
Shit

02:14:47.720 --> 02:14:56.760
out here. Oh there's plenty of health over here. I'm on my way. I'm dead. We must be able to

02:14:56.760 --> 02:14:59.720
respawn you somehow. There must be a totem or something.

02:15:07.720 --> 02:15:11.320
There is something on the map. I don't know if that's just our arrival point or whatever,

02:15:11.320 --> 02:15:15.440
But it's also a Joker over here a pink the green button

02:15:16.480 --> 02:15:20.680
I pressed the coming for the Joker. I'm the Joker baby. That's what that means

02:15:21.400 --> 02:15:23.900
Hey, bro, they're shooting at me. I'm a wish man

02:15:28.840 --> 02:15:35.760
Load with nitro zero out of three with the nitro facility right there. Yeah, well, there's one right here too. I'm making money

02:15:35.760 --> 02:15:43.080
I'm stabilizing nitroglycerin. I think you do that by shaking. I think that's huge for you

02:15:43.080 --> 02:15:45.840
Any chance you guys could like touch my whisper and bring me back to life?

02:15:45.840 --> 02:15:47.840
Is that how it works?

02:15:47.840 --> 02:15:52.880
Touch my way. That is. I'm whispering. I got him. That's huge. That's...

02:15:52.880 --> 02:15:54.880
Hey!

02:15:54.880 --> 02:15:56.880
Oh, there's health over here right there.

02:15:56.880 --> 02:15:58.880
Oh yeah, there's seals here too.

02:15:58.880 --> 02:16:00.880
Huge. Let me grab one of those.

02:16:00.880 --> 02:16:06.520
let me let me let me just buy it all out now let's kill it so oh that's what

02:16:06.520 --> 02:16:09.120
lets us get it

02:16:10.920 --> 02:16:17.320
slide that bomb oh I got side on here so it looks nitro okay

02:16:18.800 --> 02:16:30.260
oh you know something like that even on the sheet type stuff oh my oh we have

02:16:30.260 --> 02:16:31.460
dynamite up here.

02:16:31.460 --> 02:16:35.580
Oh, I'm guessing we have to go to the nitro factory.

02:16:35.580 --> 02:16:38.780
Oh, stand in it, stabilize the nitro glycerin.

02:16:38.780 --> 02:16:39.460
OK.

02:16:39.460 --> 02:16:40.180
And then you put it in.

02:16:40.180 --> 02:16:40.900
I put one.

02:16:40.900 --> 02:16:43.060
We're one of three.

02:16:43.060 --> 02:16:46.540
I got seven seconds of stabilization left.

02:16:46.540 --> 02:16:48.020
I'm in here with you.

02:16:51.020 --> 02:16:51.500
Scary.

02:16:51.500 --> 02:16:52.180
So scary.

02:16:56.980 --> 02:16:58.100
I'm trying to protect you, huh?

02:17:00.260 --> 02:17:03.260
Oh now the mortars dude.

02:17:03.260 --> 02:17:07.260
Alright y'all, I'm loading Nitroglycerin 2 or 3.

02:17:07.260 --> 02:17:09.260
Okay, got my primary back.

02:17:09.260 --> 02:17:12.260
I'm gonna, I guess run to the third factory.

02:17:12.260 --> 02:17:15.260
What a smart and sensible option.

02:17:15.260 --> 02:17:17.260
You having there with you?

02:17:17.260 --> 02:17:20.260
Oh thank you. I'm actually...

02:17:20.260 --> 02:17:22.260
I'd do myself up.

02:17:22.260 --> 02:17:25.260
Don't do that.

02:17:25.260 --> 02:17:27.260
Oh, you're already there.

02:17:27.260 --> 02:17:27.760
You're already there.

02:17:27.760 --> 02:17:30.880
See how this dynamite works.

02:17:30.880 --> 02:17:33.220
Light it up, and then throw it.

02:17:33.220 --> 02:17:34.220
Oh, that's how that works.

02:17:34.220 --> 02:17:35.380
Yeah, I haven't been lighting it.

02:17:35.380 --> 02:17:36.700
How do you light it?

02:17:36.700 --> 02:17:38.260
Right in the middle of the aspect.

02:17:38.260 --> 02:17:41.660
That makes some sense.

02:17:41.660 --> 02:17:44.260
Oh, I missed my fireball again, James.

02:17:44.260 --> 02:17:44.980
No disrespect, guys.

02:17:44.980 --> 02:17:48.460
I'm on a timeline combo.

02:17:48.460 --> 02:17:48.960
Wait.

02:17:48.960 --> 02:17:51.140
I feel a little disrespected.

02:17:51.140 --> 02:17:53.620
Please, it's just coming out.

02:17:53.620 --> 02:17:55.340
I need help at the nitro factory.

02:17:57.260 --> 02:17:58.260
On route brother.

02:17:58.260 --> 02:18:00.260
They're overwhelming me.

02:18:00.260 --> 02:18:01.260
On route.

02:18:01.260 --> 02:18:04.260
Oh utility drops are such a ammo.

02:18:04.260 --> 02:18:06.260
What's this?

02:18:09.260 --> 02:18:15.260
I think you've gone back to the starting point.

02:18:15.260 --> 02:18:19.260
Yeah, that seems to have happened.

02:18:19.260 --> 02:18:22.260
I'll go to the next one back here if no one else comes.

02:18:22.260 --> 02:18:23.260
I'll go to the next one.

02:18:23.260 --> 02:18:26.260
I was just getting an upgrade that made the last two bullets in my magazine explode.

02:18:26.260 --> 02:18:31.260
I'm so low dude.

02:18:31.260 --> 02:18:33.260
I'm coming.

02:18:33.260 --> 02:18:34.260
I have one health.

02:18:34.260 --> 02:18:35.260
Heating up the cannon.

02:18:35.260 --> 02:18:36.260
Oh my god.

02:18:36.260 --> 02:18:37.260
A purple joker.

02:18:37.260 --> 02:18:40.260
A purple joker though maybe.

02:18:40.260 --> 02:18:45.260
Get away from me.

02:18:45.260 --> 02:18:50.260
He's the bones.

02:18:50.260 --> 02:18:52.260
Oh, he's at me dude.

02:18:52.260 --> 02:18:58.260
there if you make your way over to us will read you I'm heading there

02:19:00.260 --> 02:19:06.260
there's a little hold in the shed you can keep a shield back through yeah yeah

02:19:07.260 --> 02:19:12.260
help me help me help me oh we're heating up the cannon guys

02:19:12.260 --> 02:19:19.260
oh okay okay okay press the green lights press the green buttons oh green

02:19:19.260 --> 02:19:27.580
Okay, okay, okay. Oh my god, it's a green F1 green. Oh, hey green green. I love green jokers

02:19:29.660 --> 02:19:31.660
There we go there we go

02:19:35.100 --> 02:19:37.100
That's not great head to the boss

02:19:38.940 --> 02:19:40.940
Anybody not got a joker yet

02:19:41.500 --> 02:19:48.860
Okay, you need this joker well under 30% HP deal 30% more damage. Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme

02:19:49.260 --> 02:19:54.260
Oh, I healed.

02:19:54.260 --> 02:19:59.260
Double you share this way.

02:19:59.260 --> 02:20:05.260
What are you doing?

02:20:05.260 --> 02:20:10.260
You guys, you missed some blood.

02:20:10.260 --> 02:20:13.260
What was this green thing?

02:20:13.260 --> 02:20:16.260
Oh, it's a bad group of boys.

02:20:16.260 --> 02:20:18.260
I see something blue.

02:20:18.260 --> 02:20:23.260
release the hunter's soul. Yeah, why not? Found Graves the one of pink.

02:20:23.260 --> 02:20:27.260
I think we need to split the spawner and kill the soul.

02:20:27.260 --> 02:20:29.260
There they go.

02:20:29.260 --> 02:20:32.260
Soul for us.

02:20:32.260 --> 02:20:35.260
That we can spin on upgrades.

02:20:35.260 --> 02:20:37.260
There's a Graves here.

02:20:37.260 --> 02:20:41.260
Release the hunter's soul. Final tender isn't going to unlock his challenge.

02:20:41.260 --> 02:20:43.260
Yeah, I read that's great.

02:20:43.260 --> 02:20:46.260
Good job, bud.

02:20:46.260 --> 02:21:03.140
We each have to find 10. Yeah, it's personal. How dare. Wait, what are you looking for? The

02:21:03.140 --> 02:21:05.140
The blue one is a hundred and a half

02:21:05.140 --> 02:21:06.140
Oh, okay

02:21:08.140 --> 02:21:10.140
There's so much ammo over here

02:21:11.140 --> 02:21:12.140
I do need that

02:21:12.140 --> 02:21:14.140
I got the boss marker

02:21:14.140 --> 02:21:17.140
I will also head to the boss marker

02:21:17.140 --> 02:21:22.140
We each have a utility box that is full of ammo

02:21:22.140 --> 02:21:24.140
and also maybe HP, I'm not sure

02:21:24.140 --> 02:21:26.140
but it's G

02:21:26.140 --> 02:21:28.140
There's a friendly guy here, he's the church keeper

02:21:29.140 --> 02:21:32.140
Do you want me to throw a stick of dynamite at him or whatever?

02:21:32.140 --> 02:21:34.140
It's just ammo and stuff

02:21:37.300 --> 02:21:41.140
Oh, there's a we need to find the three pieces of the Great Bell. I

02:21:42.020 --> 02:21:45.540
Don't know about all that man. I got a lot of my plate already

02:21:46.820 --> 02:21:51.080
This is there's trains going through the sky. Oh really cool. Yeah

02:21:52.300 --> 02:21:55.660
Find them or store the bell and bring hope back to the people

02:21:57.300 --> 02:21:59.300
It's something for the

02:22:02.140 --> 02:22:09.860
oh my god you're right this is the first time I've got the snakes over god man

02:22:09.860 --> 02:22:16.940
ah yeah it's still the first moment don't forget the snake we playing clean myself up

02:22:16.940 --> 02:22:24.220
there's a bunch of heels over there so we can yeah yeah we need to find the bell

02:22:24.220 --> 02:22:28.340
pieces still question mark is this a bell be

02:22:28.340 --> 02:22:32.340
You and me. Everyone must be at the boss spawner.

02:22:32.340 --> 02:22:36.340
You and me except... wait.

02:22:36.340 --> 02:22:40.340
I'm coming. I found something though.

02:22:40.340 --> 02:22:44.340
It's a mine. Oh guys, there's a...

02:22:44.340 --> 02:22:48.340
Okay, I'll come but... there's a mine over there.

02:22:48.340 --> 02:22:52.340
Mine's not good. You get a... you get a... you get a medic.

02:22:52.340 --> 02:22:56.340
You get a pickaxe. Yeah.

02:22:56.340 --> 02:23:01.260
I've seen one of those. Yeah, it's just like a little node. Yeah. All right, last time

02:23:04.780 --> 02:23:06.780
He's here

02:23:07.140 --> 02:23:10.220
Baby cryptic train. Oh, it's a dream

02:23:11.300 --> 02:23:14.220
Do you go for the the front or the back or the middle?

02:23:17.060 --> 02:23:22.140
It takes double damage on the on the skull of the front on the skulls right right right. Oh

02:23:22.140 --> 02:23:27.140
Oh my god. I'm gonna puke on it. Don't get the fireball.

02:23:29.140 --> 02:23:32.140
Fireball? There's so many enemies around me.

02:23:33.140 --> 02:23:36.140
Oh gosh. Ouch.

02:23:37.140 --> 02:23:38.140
Boom.

02:23:41.140 --> 02:23:42.140
Okay.

02:23:43.140 --> 02:23:48.140
I don't know if there's any Final Fantasy 4 team players among us, but you have to not stand in the green line.

02:23:48.140 --> 02:23:51.140
Yep, I've recognized that now.

02:23:52.140 --> 02:24:00.300
Oh if you can make it to me I got plenty of time right behind I'm in hell so I will not

02:24:00.300 --> 02:24:07.500
be resing any time soon oh my oh no that would sell fast hmm it's really looking for

02:24:07.500 --> 02:24:15.260
you with this yeah it keeps like hovering over me again it's making my face utility

02:24:15.260 --> 02:24:20.380
I keep hitting E and hitting myself same same don't ping the heels if you see them

02:24:20.380 --> 02:24:22.620
to change the name of the

02:24:22.620 --> 02:24:24.380
uh... there's some uh... run their

02:24:24.380 --> 02:24:33.380
bogey

02:24:33.580 --> 02:24:37.420
all right got one

02:24:37.420 --> 02:24:40.260
or heels uh... on red

02:24:40.260 --> 02:24:43.020
all that's huge

02:24:43.020 --> 02:24:48.020
you're really good

02:24:50.380 --> 02:24:52.380
Who said that?

02:24:52.380 --> 02:24:54.380
Who said that?

02:24:54.380 --> 02:24:56.380
He's dead.

02:24:56.380 --> 02:25:02.380
How are y'all are just staying in the coordinator here?

02:25:02.380 --> 02:25:04.380
I'm getting so out of the way.

02:25:04.380 --> 02:25:06.380
Again how Ryan jokingly said he's peeking.

02:25:06.380 --> 02:25:08.380
I'm actually doing really well.

02:25:08.380 --> 02:25:10.380
I'm glad y'all are doing so.

02:25:10.380 --> 02:25:12.380
I'm getting a bucket.

02:25:12.380 --> 02:25:14.380
Oh yeah, peek this.

02:25:14.380 --> 02:25:16.380
Kill Monroe.

02:25:16.380 --> 02:25:18.380
I

02:25:18.940 --> 02:25:20.940
Don't hit that

02:25:23.780 --> 02:25:27.580
Oh chill I got no ammo for anything I guess

02:25:32.780 --> 02:25:38.000
He's almost gone hurry hard hurry hard hurry hard hurry hurry hard now

02:25:40.060 --> 02:25:42.860
I'm hurting pretty bad. I will give my life for the cause

02:25:46.380 --> 02:25:47.380
Those are my germs.

02:25:47.380 --> 02:25:49.380
Those are literally my germs.

02:25:49.380 --> 02:25:51.020
Literally my...

02:25:51.020 --> 02:25:52.220
I don't know what you want to say, literally.

02:25:52.220 --> 02:25:54.100
Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure.

02:25:54.100 --> 02:25:54.600
Thank you.

02:25:54.600 --> 02:25:56.600
My germs.

02:25:56.600 --> 02:26:00.100
Hey, thank you.

02:26:00.100 --> 02:26:01.540
Hey, I have three health.

02:26:01.540 --> 02:26:03.100
I gave my life for the cause almost.

02:26:03.100 --> 02:26:04.820
Is that X-Fact, Lori?

02:26:04.820 --> 02:26:05.380
Oh, shit.

02:26:05.380 --> 02:26:05.700
Get out of here.

02:26:05.700 --> 02:26:05.900
Get out of here.

02:26:05.900 --> 02:26:06.400
Get out of here.

02:26:06.400 --> 02:26:07.900
Get out of here.

02:26:07.900 --> 02:26:08.740
Where?

02:26:08.740 --> 02:26:09.180
Where did one?

02:26:09.180 --> 02:26:10.540
Oh, I see.

02:26:10.540 --> 02:26:11.020
Time to go.

02:26:11.020 --> 02:26:12.140
Oh, there's a guy behind us.

02:26:12.140 --> 02:26:12.740
I'm gonna die.

02:26:12.740 --> 02:26:13.260
There's a guy behind us.

02:26:13.260 --> 02:26:15.580
Horsey, Horsey, run.

02:26:15.580 --> 02:26:21.660
actually horses very smart play here I could kill the new guy maybe I would

02:26:21.660 --> 02:26:26.360
recommend like not oh there's someone I want to resume I'm a wist

02:26:26.360 --> 02:26:43.660
oh boy okay thank you that way oh my god what I'm hope ours died I think I can

02:26:43.660 --> 02:26:45.660
I'm here to call the train, boys.

02:26:45.660 --> 02:26:47.660
I'm riding.

02:26:47.660 --> 02:26:49.660
We're gonna make it.

02:26:49.660 --> 02:26:51.660
Oh, boy.

02:26:51.660 --> 02:26:53.660
Oh, my God.

02:26:53.660 --> 02:26:55.660
It's taking out my mount, dude.

02:26:55.660 --> 02:26:57.660
I'm here.

02:26:57.660 --> 02:26:59.660
I'm here at the...

02:26:59.660 --> 02:27:01.660
Oh, no, I'm not.

02:27:01.660 --> 02:27:03.660
I went the wrong way.

02:27:03.660 --> 02:27:05.660
Oh, nice.

02:27:05.660 --> 02:27:07.660
Peak, right?

02:27:07.660 --> 02:27:09.660
I'm here at the...

02:27:09.660 --> 02:27:11.660
Oh, no, I'm not.

02:27:11.660 --> 02:27:13.660
Nice, peak right?

02:27:13.660 --> 02:27:15.660
Wait, wait, my bad.

02:27:15.660 --> 02:27:17.660
How are we?

02:27:17.660 --> 02:27:19.660
You guys took a lot of damage.

02:27:19.660 --> 02:27:21.660
I'm here. Fair enough, let me second.

02:27:21.660 --> 02:27:23.660
Res me.

02:27:23.660 --> 02:27:25.660
Got you, got you, got you.

02:27:25.660 --> 02:27:27.660
Oh my god.

02:27:27.660 --> 02:27:29.660
Thank you.

02:27:31.660 --> 02:27:33.660
Geez.

02:27:33.660 --> 02:27:35.660
I got melted. Dude, this swarm here is crazy.

02:27:35.660 --> 02:27:37.660
Crazy

02:27:39.900 --> 02:27:42.640
Are there any heels oh, I just it feels I think

02:27:50.420 --> 02:27:52.820
I like that you can still be effective as a wisp

02:27:56.660 --> 02:27:58.660
Yeah, I'm trying

02:27:58.660 --> 02:27:59.940
Oh my god, why are we doing this?

02:27:59.940 --> 02:28:02.100
I don't even recognize you, come to me, come to me.

02:28:02.100 --> 02:28:04.100
Oh, wait, hold on, I'm gonna kill these guys.

02:28:04.100 --> 02:28:05.900
I think I'm much more effective as a wisp actually,

02:28:05.900 --> 02:28:07.020
just leave me dead.

02:28:07.020 --> 02:28:08.380
But we got a rescue, we're gonna lose points

02:28:08.380 --> 02:28:09.420
when we, when we, extra.

02:28:09.420 --> 02:28:10.900
Oh, true, true, true, true, true, true.

02:28:10.900 --> 02:28:12.580
I'll come to you, I'll come to you.

02:28:15.080 --> 02:28:17.220
I said come to me, man, so many,

02:28:17.220 --> 02:28:18.780
I'm out of ammo already, everything's gonna

02:28:18.780 --> 02:28:19.620
be over, everything's gonna be over.

02:28:19.620 --> 02:28:20.500
There's some, uh, under, under, under,

02:28:20.500 --> 02:28:22.540
under, uh, thing, I don't know.

02:28:23.780 --> 02:28:26.340
Over there, so, yeah, if I read.

02:28:26.340 --> 02:28:27.180
Oh my god.

02:28:28.020 --> 02:28:30.020
See it

02:28:30.260 --> 02:28:32.260
Never ending

02:28:33.600 --> 02:28:35.600
Where are you there? I'm gonna get you into you

02:28:39.600 --> 02:28:41.600
But the guy needs to die

02:28:43.500 --> 02:28:45.500
Crazy

02:28:49.700 --> 02:28:51.700
One second one second in the train

02:28:57.180 --> 02:28:59.180
oh yeah! I'm on it!

02:28:59.180 --> 02:29:00.180
double train!

02:29:00.180 --> 02:29:02.180
oh yeah!

02:29:05.180 --> 02:29:07.180
no this is i i feel like i got it

02:29:07.180 --> 02:29:09.180
i understand

02:29:09.180 --> 02:29:11.180
good that was intense

02:29:11.180 --> 02:29:13.180
that was very nice

02:29:13.180 --> 02:29:15.180
show me the stats

02:29:15.180 --> 02:29:17.180
yes show me the stats

02:29:17.180 --> 02:29:19.180
i don't want to see the stats

02:29:19.180 --> 02:29:22.180
well holy holy cow

02:29:22.180 --> 02:29:51.340
I got some shock in the fragments wait till y'all find out about the other guns

02:29:51.340 --> 02:29:56.340
What? Shooter video aim with more than two guns in it?

02:29:56.340 --> 02:30:03.340
No way, man. It's a new day. Holy, holy cow.

02:30:03.340 --> 02:30:06.340
Oh my god, I just want to reward.

02:30:06.340 --> 02:30:11.340
Oh, so they basically told me my kills were better because I killed the strong guys.

02:30:11.340 --> 02:30:13.340
Smart, yeah.

02:30:13.340 --> 02:30:15.340
Going right to the hat store.

02:30:15.340 --> 02:30:18.340
Oh, I need two more shotgun fragments.

02:30:18.340 --> 02:30:21.820
Yeah, you only have two.

02:30:21.820 --> 02:30:25.940
Oh, you have upgrade spots, spots, spots.

02:30:25.940 --> 02:30:27.580
Did say spots, man.

02:30:27.580 --> 02:30:29.180
You can upgrade dead damage.

02:30:29.180 --> 02:30:31.780
Oh, long range.

02:30:31.780 --> 02:30:40.020
I upgraded with the damage on my gun.

02:30:40.020 --> 02:30:41.020
Healing area.

02:30:41.020 --> 02:30:44.380
Upgrades kind of expensive though.

02:30:44.380 --> 02:30:45.380
Oh, you know what?

02:30:45.380 --> 02:30:46.380
Okay.

02:30:46.380 --> 02:30:48.700
plus thousand points you can track fragments

02:30:52.300 --> 02:30:54.620
there'll be some better spells here right?

02:30:54.620 --> 02:30:58.460
track fragments for healing area because i want to support

02:30:58.460 --> 02:31:01.180
i want to support you you can level up oh i see

02:31:03.740 --> 02:31:06.860
hmm be level three down on the slot

02:31:06.860 --> 02:31:08.380
waaaaaay

02:31:08.380 --> 02:31:14.700
customize yeah level up your go to your weapon and customize it you can increase its stuff

02:31:14.700 --> 02:31:17.540
I am getting the lifesteal spell.

02:31:20.180 --> 02:31:23.940
You need two hundred and fifty to gamble on the same thing.

02:31:23.940 --> 02:31:25.220
I'm afraid.

02:31:25.220 --> 02:31:27.060
Darn it.

02:31:27.060 --> 02:31:28.820
Three guys up, really?

02:31:28.820 --> 02:31:30.780
The weapon icon.

02:31:31.940 --> 02:31:34.580
Click on your weapon and then click customize.

02:31:34.580 --> 02:31:35.420
And that's how you.

02:31:35.420 --> 02:31:37.500
Oh, it's very expensive. Upgrade your hero.

02:31:37.500 --> 02:31:38.780
I see what you guys.

02:31:38.780 --> 02:31:40.820
The ammo is pretty cheap.

02:31:40.820 --> 02:31:47.820
The ammo is only 40 gold per.

02:31:47.820 --> 02:31:53.020
Boy, these are expensive upgrades, huh?

02:31:53.020 --> 02:31:55.620
I need six shotgun pregnancy unlockable purchase.

02:31:55.620 --> 02:31:57.220
They're literally trolling, bro.

02:31:57.220 --> 02:32:01.660
Watch me, I'm a hero, I don't know what you're saying, Jeff.

02:32:01.660 --> 02:32:07.660
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you can apply jokers to your gun permanently?

02:32:07.660 --> 02:32:08.660
Apparently.

02:32:08.660 --> 02:32:09.500
I don't know.

02:32:09.500 --> 02:32:11.820
Um, okay.

02:32:11.820 --> 02:32:12.660
Okay.

02:32:12.660 --> 02:32:14.500
There's a strong one.

02:32:14.500 --> 02:32:16.020
Oh, I see, I see.

02:32:16.020 --> 02:32:16.860
Hey, what do you see?

02:32:16.860 --> 02:32:17.700
Explain it to me.

02:32:17.700 --> 02:32:19.580
Oh.

02:32:19.580 --> 02:32:22.260
So if you go to the gun shop, you click on your gun,

02:32:22.260 --> 02:32:23.700
you click Customize.

02:32:25.300 --> 02:32:26.620
Oh, okay.

02:32:26.620 --> 02:32:28.060
And then in the bottom right,

02:32:28.060 --> 02:32:30.460
there's a Joker thingy, so if you hit.

02:32:31.660 --> 02:32:34.580
Oh, okay, I'm not gonna do that though.

02:32:34.580 --> 02:32:36.340
I'm gonna upgrade my sidearm

02:32:36.340 --> 02:32:37.180
that I'm gonna stick with.

02:32:37.180 --> 02:32:38.180
Don't kill me, please.

02:32:38.660 --> 02:32:44.780
Okay, and then what is oh, I don't have any gold because I'm a fool

02:32:46.140 --> 02:32:48.140
I'm ready

02:32:49.140 --> 02:32:55.820
Okay, I took two gold teeth so they drop more gold so I can buy more stuff right smart, right insanely smart

02:32:56.980 --> 02:32:58.980
Games cost sick

02:32:59.540 --> 02:33:01.020
Kind of sick

02:33:01.020 --> 02:33:03.860
Remove the kind of and just gain sick

02:33:03.860 --> 02:33:11.220
It's out now check out far far west use the estimation point West or FFW whatever the command is in your chat

02:33:11.220 --> 02:33:14.300
I got far far west 10% off I did FFW because some

02:33:18.660 --> 02:33:24.140
Yeah, you you buy it and then you have to click it again, and you'll see it kind of fill the spawn right

02:33:24.820 --> 02:33:28.780
You could do you can buy two as well. Oh, and I don't know. Yeah. Oh

02:33:30.180 --> 02:33:32.180
That's why

02:33:32.180 --> 02:33:37.180
I got one that drops gold because I want more gold.

02:33:37.180 --> 02:33:38.180
Yes, same.

02:33:38.180 --> 02:33:44.180
So at level 4 you get more, level 6, level 8, you get more slots.

02:33:44.180 --> 02:33:48.180
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

02:33:48.180 --> 02:33:52.180
I'm sorry, okay?

02:33:52.180 --> 02:33:55.180
You be kind, eh?

02:33:55.180 --> 02:33:58.180
I'm tracking the fragments on the car unit.

02:33:58.180 --> 02:34:00.280
Jane Doe skin didn't take hold on

02:34:03.620 --> 02:34:08.380
And then when you buy stuff you then need to equip it after it doesn't auto equip still didn't apply

02:34:08.380 --> 02:34:11.900
Oh, no, okay. Wait my bad y'all. Am I being trolled?

02:34:13.220 --> 02:34:15.220
Troll this

02:34:16.820 --> 02:34:19.900
It literally has a Joker on it ban that individual

02:34:21.380 --> 02:34:23.380
Mods ban this individual

02:34:24.020 --> 02:34:27.820
Get him Joker on the rifle. I don't have enough souls ban that individual right now

02:34:28.180 --> 02:34:29.320
Fire shot game.

02:34:29.320 --> 02:34:36.180
Jokers on my rifle, Jokers on my gun, here I am, in the far far west with you.

02:34:36.180 --> 02:34:39.020
No we can do the hard one now, I bet we can.

02:34:39.020 --> 02:34:40.700
I think so.

02:34:40.700 --> 02:34:47.100
Now that we know our own machine, yeah, let's go.

02:34:47.100 --> 02:34:50.620
You bought three gold teeth, who do you think I am man, Steely Dan?

02:34:50.620 --> 02:34:51.620
You got three?

02:34:51.620 --> 02:34:52.620
Yeah, sometimes.

02:34:52.620 --> 02:34:54.620
They're not fair enough

02:34:59.400 --> 02:35:05.660
The hard ones are hard don't say it now tell me that why does it say we finish no missions when we finish the mission?

02:35:07.560 --> 02:35:11.480
I have one normal mission one normal mission mind does not say what it says

02:35:11.480 --> 02:35:16.520
It's a zero as well. Oh, it's probably because bear and I got the kill shot on the box

02:35:16.680 --> 02:35:17.680
Yeah

02:35:17.680 --> 02:35:22.420
Probably because the Apollo and I were alive and no mission is complete without dying so I

02:35:24.660 --> 02:35:31.940
Would argue that can you really finish anything if you're alive? I mean I would argue that I agree with you

02:35:33.700 --> 02:35:35.700
There's Luke here dude here guys

02:35:37.880 --> 02:35:39.880
Loose a spawner here

02:35:42.000 --> 02:35:43.840
Whoo

02:35:43.840 --> 02:35:51.360
Yo, you can sprint on the horse dude. You can go so fast. Oh my god. I think is this a frag? Oh, I jumped off the cliff

02:35:52.960 --> 02:35:59.520
Souls me guys. I got to see about a fragment dude. Let's go. Let's go to this one. That's 190 meters away. Oh

02:36:00.680 --> 02:36:03.960
You're right. Whatever we want fragment so we can get our

02:36:04.600 --> 02:36:08.880
Upgrade our weapon we can we can say whatever the hell we want nice

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02:36:12.880 --> 02:36:14.880
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02:36:24.880 --> 02:36:26.880
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02:36:26.880 --> 02:36:28.880
We got to get to the stuff.

02:36:28.880 --> 02:36:30.880
You are entering a dangerous zone, beware.

02:36:30.880 --> 02:36:32.880
Let's get into the dangerous zone, beware.

02:36:32.880 --> 02:36:34.880
I'm here

02:36:43.400 --> 02:36:49.760
So I you kind of set your own you have a goal, but you also kind of set your own objective during the mission

02:36:50.400 --> 02:36:52.680
They'll cut see how much you do you want to get?

02:36:53.360 --> 02:36:58.720
Which amps up the danger level? Oh, that's a very effective here

02:36:58.720 --> 02:36:59.720
I understand.

02:36:59.720 --> 02:37:03.760
There's just these big white foundry skulls that we have to find.

02:37:03.760 --> 02:37:04.760
They're just on top.

02:37:04.760 --> 02:37:05.760
I got one on top.

02:37:05.760 --> 02:37:08.760
Oh yeah, they're just all around this area, yeah, okay.

02:37:08.760 --> 02:37:09.760
My germs.

02:37:09.760 --> 02:37:10.760
Excuse me now.

02:37:10.760 --> 02:37:11.760
Uno más.

02:37:11.760 --> 02:37:12.760
Gold chest.

02:37:12.760 --> 02:37:13.760
Gold chest.

02:37:13.760 --> 02:37:14.760
Okay.

02:37:14.760 --> 02:37:15.760
Oh yeah.

02:37:15.760 --> 02:37:16.760
Jokers.

02:37:16.760 --> 02:37:23.760
15% chance that opening a chest gives you a random joker.

02:37:23.760 --> 02:37:24.760
Good.

02:37:24.760 --> 02:37:31.760
Oh, so I didn't get one.

02:37:31.760 --> 02:37:34.760
We took two.

02:37:34.760 --> 02:37:36.760
I didn't take two.

02:37:36.760 --> 02:37:38.760
I think they only dropped three.

02:37:38.760 --> 02:37:40.760
I didn't take two.

02:37:40.760 --> 02:37:42.760
There's no way.

02:37:42.760 --> 02:37:44.760
Wait, is there one over here?

02:37:44.760 --> 02:37:46.760
There's a heal right there too.

02:37:46.760 --> 02:37:48.760
You guys needed it, I think.

02:37:48.760 --> 02:37:51.760
I can't heal my broken heart.

02:37:51.760 --> 02:37:55.460
If we all get on this card at the same time, I think it'll take us all together and it goes really quick

02:37:55.760 --> 02:37:57.600
So three oh, oh, no

02:37:58.800 --> 02:38:01.280
Wow, wow, and who gave you that card? I

02:38:02.520 --> 02:38:04.520
Think I deserve this honestly

02:38:05.200 --> 02:38:10.160
It's not our fault only drop three that I don't believe you. I think it only dropped three man

02:38:11.000 --> 02:38:14.040
Well down left like this sprint with the horse, right? Oh

02:38:15.360 --> 02:38:19.360
Well, there's something on top of this hill here. It's okay. We can mind it. We can mind this we can mind this

02:38:21.760 --> 02:38:24.460
Oh, it's the grave.

02:38:24.460 --> 02:38:25.960
How'd you do that?

02:38:25.960 --> 02:38:26.960
It's gold!

02:38:26.960 --> 02:38:29.720
It's gold, man!

02:38:29.720 --> 02:38:31.440
Oh, we share the gold, too, apparently.

02:38:31.440 --> 02:38:32.440
That's cool.

02:38:32.440 --> 02:38:33.440
I love that.

02:38:33.440 --> 02:38:34.440
I'm loving that.

02:38:34.440 --> 02:38:39.200
There's something down this way.

02:38:39.200 --> 02:38:41.200
Oh boy.

02:38:41.200 --> 02:38:42.440
This map is enormous.

02:38:42.440 --> 02:38:45.960
I'm gonna wish in this well.

02:38:45.960 --> 02:38:46.960
Okay.

02:38:46.960 --> 02:38:50.080
Oh, there's birds down there.

02:38:50.080 --> 02:38:51.080
There's bad boys.

02:38:51.080 --> 02:38:53.080
We stole

02:38:55.840 --> 02:38:57.840
It's a satisfying sound

02:38:59.480 --> 02:39:01.480
It's got a good like that. Don't do it

02:39:02.160 --> 02:39:05.840
Very sauce on an honor sauce and boys, so I'm loving the sauce. Oh

02:39:08.480 --> 02:39:11.280
My god, ah, ah jeez

02:39:12.680 --> 02:39:14.880
Wait, there's a gold I'm mining for gold

02:39:16.520 --> 02:39:18.520
Holy

02:39:18.560 --> 02:39:20.560
Save me

02:39:21.080 --> 02:39:24.800
I'm saving it because it's mine for golds.

02:39:24.800 --> 02:39:28.560
We need that gold to upgrade so that we can become stronger over time.

02:39:28.560 --> 02:39:29.560
Indeed.

02:39:29.560 --> 02:39:32.080
Oh, there's guys down there.

02:39:32.080 --> 02:39:35.200
Oh, they're blowing me off the cliff.

02:39:35.200 --> 02:39:36.200
Hey!

02:39:36.200 --> 02:39:37.200
Hey now!

02:39:37.200 --> 02:39:39.200
That's an impressive toss, buddy!

02:39:39.200 --> 02:39:42.200
What the hell is that, man?

02:39:42.200 --> 02:39:44.200
Are you keeping on him?

02:39:44.200 --> 02:39:45.200
Jopa.

02:39:45.200 --> 02:39:47.200
Oh, I should throw a fireball.

02:39:47.200 --> 02:39:49.200
There we go.

02:39:49.200 --> 02:39:50.200
We'll talk.

02:39:50.200 --> 02:40:02.880
the spawners because they they get sold. Oh cool. I goofed. Where are you ball? Follow

02:40:02.880 --> 02:40:10.400
like I'm on the bridge and blow em up. Yeah buddy. Oh behind us. Oh no that's you shooting

02:40:10.400 --> 02:40:16.160
that thing. Yeah my bad. Did you take damage? I don't know. It gave me a little indication

02:40:16.160 --> 02:40:20.660
I do think you can get hit by your teammates spells for sure. Okay

02:40:24.980 --> 02:40:30.900
I'm not sure about your teammates. Well, let's check it. Ah, you're chill. Oh, man. Yep. Not that badly hurt. It did

02:40:30.900 --> 02:40:34.780
It wasn't us. Yeah. Oh my god. Sorry. Your health is really low

02:40:36.740 --> 02:40:38.740
I wonder why

02:40:38.740 --> 02:40:41.940
We were dying so much in the last round. I wasn't shooting you guys

02:40:41.940 --> 02:40:44.940
I got a drain life spell.

02:40:44.940 --> 02:40:47.940
You want to borrow it?

02:40:47.940 --> 02:40:49.940
I would help.

02:40:49.940 --> 02:40:52.940
Oh look, they got some red jet.

02:40:52.940 --> 02:40:55.940
This looks serious.

02:40:55.940 --> 02:40:57.940
I'm going objective mode.

02:40:57.940 --> 02:40:59.940
E3, E3 line.

02:40:59.940 --> 02:41:01.940
Objective, but look at this guy's got super weapons.

02:41:01.940 --> 02:41:06.940
Actually, they're over on my ping.

02:41:06.940 --> 02:41:09.940
I ain't. Oh god, I fell!

02:41:09.940 --> 02:41:15.100
I'm just saying there could be something real good over there. These guys put up shields

02:41:15.380 --> 02:41:20.260
You want to do it there? No, you want to do a split party here? We could try. Let's do it

02:41:20.660 --> 02:41:26.620
I'm on a ammo. No guts. No glory. They shoot from far though, so be careful. All right

02:41:28.140 --> 02:41:31.940
All right, I'm closing in on you. Get some cover for sure. Yeah

02:41:32.780 --> 02:41:36.420
I might just take this. Is that a melee button? B. Oh, I missed my fireball

02:41:39.940 --> 02:41:46.820
Here comes the captain. Yes. See ya. Oh yeah, this is not going to the objective.

02:41:46.820 --> 02:41:54.420
Oh yeah, but more guys back over here. Yeah, there's a heal right here. I pinged it.

02:41:54.420 --> 02:41:59.220
Smart, they're going to need that. Oh, there's gold. Us, probably not.

02:41:59.220 --> 02:42:06.020
There's also dynamite. Oh my god.

02:42:06.020 --> 02:42:08.020
There's that one.

02:42:08.020 --> 02:42:10.020
There's Candle.

02:42:10.020 --> 02:42:12.020
Nice.

02:42:12.020 --> 02:42:15.020
Ooh, the first 25% of your clip does bonus damage, huh?

02:42:15.020 --> 02:42:17.020
There we go.

02:42:17.020 --> 02:42:18.020
Keep it best.

02:42:18.020 --> 02:42:20.020
There's a spawner over here.

02:42:20.020 --> 02:42:22.020
Is there anything actually going to go over here?

02:42:22.020 --> 02:42:24.020
I guess we got some money.

02:42:24.020 --> 02:42:27.020
We got some camaraderie out of it.

02:42:27.020 --> 02:42:29.020
Yeah.

02:42:29.020 --> 02:42:32.020
All right, we're coming, boys.

02:42:32.020 --> 02:42:36.820
what's great is that like we didn't help but we give the money to

02:42:37.660 --> 02:42:47.260
yeah we got the means we got the stats true first you get the money there's a

02:42:47.260 --> 02:42:54.300
church over here something make that was awesome

02:42:55.820 --> 02:43:01.220
he's dead you're far out oh no I got no way you know what you're far out to

02:43:01.220 --> 02:43:16.940
buddy. Thanks pal. Good, good one. Cancel my fall damage like a boss. Why are you two

02:43:46.940 --> 02:43:48.940
okay

02:43:49.260 --> 02:43:51.260
i think the loot goblin escaped

02:43:52.540 --> 02:43:54.540
i'm not one of the bonus ejector

02:43:55.420 --> 02:43:57.420
there are a lot of people here

02:43:57.500 --> 02:43:59.500
where's the yellow one buddy

02:44:01.580 --> 02:44:04.140
i'll come that way bro no no no don't even worry about a guy like me

02:44:05.420 --> 02:44:07.420
oh my god that's why i keep doing this

02:44:10.140 --> 02:44:12.620
all i got to do is six times oh my god

02:44:16.940 --> 02:44:18.940
Somebody kicked the basket in my face

02:44:23.780 --> 02:44:30.020
In the house good joke got him big deals over here

02:44:32.820 --> 02:44:37.660
Take it you I would love some secondary ammunition if you see it

02:44:39.820 --> 02:44:45.920
Got him like the way they look up to deal bottom and jump it all over them

02:44:46.940 --> 02:44:54.420
I'm glad he's your new Gatorade Splashbox, get out of the way, Hazelman.

02:44:54.420 --> 02:44:56.420
Use it, Al.

02:44:56.420 --> 02:45:01.420
What are you doing over here, Paul?

02:45:01.420 --> 02:45:03.420
You alright?

02:45:03.420 --> 02:45:06.420
Paul, is this the thing you found?

02:45:06.420 --> 02:45:09.420
It's like a bonus objective, yeah.

02:45:09.420 --> 02:45:10.420
Okay.

02:45:10.420 --> 02:45:11.420
Alright.

02:45:11.420 --> 02:45:12.420
Oh!

02:45:12.420 --> 02:45:13.420
That big, explodey guy.

02:45:13.420 --> 02:45:14.420
I'm not sure what...

02:45:14.420 --> 02:45:16.420
It's pointing to the top of this thing.

02:45:16.420 --> 02:45:18.420
Yeah

02:45:19.700 --> 02:45:25.720
Hey, this is jumping puzzle. I don't know what you guys are doing. I'm on the average George Costanz with subplot right now

02:45:28.660 --> 02:45:30.660
This

02:45:36.100 --> 02:45:38.340
Do it that was rough

02:45:40.020 --> 02:45:42.020
It's like I know Joe

02:45:42.020 --> 02:45:47.140
I'm conjuring a skull. Oh hell yeah, I'm doing the man eject it

02:45:48.980 --> 02:45:51.460
Oh, he did it really is drilling

02:45:52.180 --> 02:45:55.420
But oh the pressure is gonna go God. I need help

02:46:00.700 --> 02:46:02.820
You gotta keep them in the queue zone, okay

02:46:03.860 --> 02:46:05.860
understood

02:46:05.900 --> 02:46:10.540
So the left the left valve lowers the pressure and the right valve increases it

02:46:10.540 --> 02:46:15.740
Um, and I'm I'm being attacked. I'm coming. Oh, no

02:46:22.060 --> 02:46:28.580
This one's not stable. Yeah, I gotta increase that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah taking our position for a flank

02:46:33.460 --> 02:46:35.460
Nice

02:46:35.460 --> 02:46:54.140
I'm keeping them.

02:46:54.140 --> 02:46:55.660
You can preemptively lower the pressure.

02:46:55.660 --> 02:46:57.180
You need to increase or lower the pressure.

02:46:57.180 --> 02:46:58.180
Yeah.

02:46:58.180 --> 02:47:00.180
It needs to be in the middle of the middle thing.

02:47:00.180 --> 02:47:01.180
I got it, I got it.

02:47:05.180 --> 02:47:06.180
Oh, here we go.

02:47:06.180 --> 02:47:07.180
YOUCH!

02:47:09.180 --> 02:47:11.180
YOUCH!

02:47:12.180 --> 02:47:14.180
That's a good YOUCH, I like that.

02:47:23.180 --> 02:47:25.180
Get a little Waluigi with it.

02:47:25.180 --> 02:47:27.180
I

02:47:27.340 --> 02:47:29.780
Just say thank you guys for being the objectives

02:47:34.060 --> 02:47:39.600
Did we break it that could be like a good kind of warning. Yeah

02:47:41.260 --> 02:47:43.260
Look up and look up and

02:47:47.380 --> 02:47:49.380
Yeah, I

02:47:52.420 --> 02:47:54.420
Mean this does sound bad

02:47:55.180 --> 02:48:02.060
oh never mind it was good well this was easier

02:48:02.060 --> 02:48:05.580
where is the boss spawner all the way over there yeah all the way over there

02:48:05.580 --> 02:48:13.540
way the gun fragment yeah yeah yeah get it I guess you get a fragment when you

02:48:13.540 --> 02:48:20.860
do the objective you get a fragment when you beat the boss to be boss the boss

02:48:20.860 --> 02:48:22.860
You have to be tough.

02:48:22.860 --> 02:48:25.860
Walter, you have to be tough.

02:48:27.860 --> 02:48:29.860
What's that for? Like, leave it to Beaver?

02:48:29.860 --> 02:48:31.860
No, Breaking Bad.

02:48:31.860 --> 02:48:33.860
I've never heard of it.

02:48:33.860 --> 02:48:36.860
I think Breaking Bad was a sequel to leave it to Beaver.

02:48:36.860 --> 02:48:38.860
Mike was a hero, for sure.

02:48:38.860 --> 02:48:42.860
Breaking Bad, I'm fixin' good, you know what I'm sayin'?

02:48:42.860 --> 02:48:46.860
Some guys still have some kitchen memories they're like that.

02:48:46.860 --> 02:48:49.860
I'd go for some mac and cheese right now, how about you?

02:48:49.860 --> 02:48:51.860
I don't know something bad.

02:48:51.860 --> 02:48:54.860
Oh sure, don't even ask if I want that or whatever.

02:48:54.860 --> 02:48:55.860
You can just take it.

02:48:55.860 --> 02:48:57.860
I asked how about you.

02:48:57.860 --> 02:48:59.860
I was not mac and cheese.

02:48:59.860 --> 02:49:02.860
Nope, it's always good mac and cheese.

02:49:02.860 --> 02:49:05.860
Before we start with something, something over here.

02:49:05.860 --> 02:49:07.860
Oh.

02:49:07.860 --> 02:49:09.860
Oh!

02:49:09.860 --> 02:49:11.860
What is this?

02:49:11.860 --> 02:49:15.860
Nothing falling into our feast bro.

02:49:15.860 --> 02:49:17.860
Is...

02:49:17.860 --> 02:49:19.860
Yeah, sending it

02:49:19.980 --> 02:49:21.980
Yo, you think of what I'm thinking?

02:49:23.260 --> 02:49:27.900
It's a little heads drill dog. There's a little fez. It's a little secret. Yeah

02:49:31.660 --> 02:49:33.660
That does look pretty secrety

02:49:33.820 --> 02:49:39.120
Secret secrets are no fun secret secrets for someone. Is this a fragment? Oh right here activate the drill

02:49:40.860 --> 02:49:42.860
Everyone must be

02:49:42.860 --> 02:49:46.380
at the boss you didn't want to talk to this this we did we did that's what we

02:49:46.380 --> 02:49:50.940
said yeah we have a view maybe we all had to talk to him

02:49:50.940 --> 02:49:56.780
man i have to die this time he takes more damage in their head no shot

02:49:56.780 --> 02:50:01.100
ah oh what the fuck oh he's thin he's thin

02:50:01.100 --> 02:50:04.220
skinny boy can i like dash through that oh not really

02:50:04.220 --> 02:50:08.620
you stay close to the middle of the body yeah yeah physics am i right

02:50:08.620 --> 02:50:11.420
Holy... Okay, I'm low already, I gotta make sure.

02:50:14.300 --> 02:50:16.380
What was the healing trick, still? Didn't we have something?

02:50:16.380 --> 02:50:17.820
Yeah, there's their, uh...

02:50:23.260 --> 02:50:24.940
I'm gonna put a bullet in your head!

02:50:24.940 --> 02:50:26.140
Slarm all!

02:50:26.780 --> 02:50:27.900
I'm trying not to do it.

02:50:29.020 --> 02:50:30.060
We should, uh...

02:50:30.620 --> 02:50:31.260
There we go.

02:50:31.260 --> 02:50:33.900
We should divvy up, like, to, like, add control, you know?

02:50:33.900 --> 02:50:35.740
Like, so much to deal with the adds, so much to...

02:50:35.740 --> 02:50:36.940
So, the three people hit the boss, you know?

02:50:36.940 --> 02:50:38.940
Yeah, the obvious mob is like that.

02:50:47.780 --> 02:50:49.140
Get out of your spells, dude.

02:50:49.140 --> 02:50:50.580
Yeah, doin' that.

02:50:50.580 --> 02:50:52.080
Of course. Of course.

02:50:53.120 --> 02:50:56.120
I'm getting my... my butt beat.

02:50:56.460 --> 02:50:56.960
Yeah.

02:51:00.720 --> 02:51:01.580
You guys need to get dressed.

02:51:01.580 --> 02:51:02.580
Oh, what are those?

02:51:05.420 --> 02:51:06.420
The purple things.

02:51:06.940 --> 02:51:13.940
Oh, I'm dying, oh man.

02:51:13.940 --> 02:51:20.940
Oh, I'm also dying a little bit.

02:51:20.940 --> 02:51:22.940
Jeez.

02:51:22.940 --> 02:51:23.940
Ammo?

02:51:23.940 --> 02:51:25.940
Oh, no, no.

02:51:25.940 --> 02:51:27.940
Oh!

02:51:27.940 --> 02:51:29.940
I dropped some ammo here.

02:51:29.940 --> 02:51:34.940
I got stuck on the lake, mate!

02:51:34.940 --> 02:51:36.940
Geez

02:51:40.060 --> 02:51:42.060
There we go

02:51:52.060 --> 02:51:54.060
God damn dude

02:51:58.620 --> 02:52:00.620
I

02:52:01.020 --> 02:52:03.020
No, no, no, no, you're not cooked

02:52:03.020 --> 02:52:24.020
I'm okay. I'm okay. Fire him. He's spinning. Wait, I'm so bad. I can't. I can't. I can't.

02:52:24.020 --> 02:52:26.020
Hurry hard, hurry hard!

02:52:26.020 --> 02:52:27.020
I'm in, I'm in!

02:52:27.020 --> 02:52:29.020
Kill him anyway, kill him anyway.

02:52:29.020 --> 02:52:31.020
Get him!

02:52:31.020 --> 02:52:33.020
I got like 15 HP.

02:52:33.020 --> 02:52:34.020
Get him!

02:52:34.020 --> 02:52:35.020
Y'all got it, Y'all got it, nice!

02:52:35.020 --> 02:52:36.020
He's dead, bro.

02:52:36.020 --> 02:52:37.020
Got him.

02:52:37.020 --> 02:52:39.020
My germs, my germs.

02:52:39.020 --> 02:52:42.020
Anyone know what the purple, what's the purple drops?

02:52:42.020 --> 02:52:44.020
Anyone know what the purple drops are?

02:52:44.020 --> 02:52:46.020
I don't know what those are.

02:52:46.020 --> 02:52:48.020
Hold on, hold on, I'm being attacked.

02:52:48.020 --> 02:52:49.020
Where are you?

02:52:49.020 --> 02:52:51.020
Venice.

02:52:51.020 --> 02:52:58.060
you know purple drops on being side with you i think that the purple drops during the boss

02:52:58.060 --> 02:53:00.140
i yeah i was wondering that too i don't i'm not sure what they do

02:53:03.020 --> 02:53:03.740
any heels

02:53:09.020 --> 02:53:11.260
healing aura you guys are gonna love me so much

02:53:15.100 --> 02:53:15.900
who i got here

02:53:15.900 --> 02:53:24.900
here. Traction. Swag up. Bye bye. Got extractions gonna be a lot easier now that I know you can

02:53:24.900 --> 02:53:32.900
sprint on a horse. How do you sprint on a horse? Hold that left click. Oh! Yeah, that seems

02:53:32.900 --> 02:53:35.900
to be just like infinitely strong where she killed a boss. Yeah, if you say so. Anyone

02:53:35.900 --> 02:53:41.900
else feel like you're kind of at like the Boons of Eath class right now? Hmm. I don't

02:53:41.900 --> 02:53:46.360
I'm gonna steal right here on me ping him. Oh, that's your turn at 15. Oh

02:53:54.140 --> 02:53:56.140
My god

02:53:58.580 --> 02:54:00.580
What I got kicked off

02:54:02.060 --> 02:54:04.700
They call it I feel like I'm gonna call it I

02:54:07.340 --> 02:54:11.680
May have fireball you off the edge. I'm not a hundred percent sure yeah, no that

02:54:11.900 --> 02:54:14.960
I think I didn't die. Yeah, that's good

02:54:19.540 --> 02:54:21.540
Yeah

02:54:23.220 --> 02:54:25.220
How do I get to be extracts

02:54:27.540 --> 02:54:29.540
Oh, watch out. It's a big explosion

02:54:30.540 --> 02:54:33.500
It's nuclear boy. Yeah, he's gonna pop

02:54:35.860 --> 02:54:37.860
There he goes huge

02:54:37.860 --> 02:54:41.860
right

02:54:41.860 --> 02:54:46.180
man that that is really impressive like visual effects

02:54:46.180 --> 02:54:48.820
that's really good man that's really well done

02:54:48.820 --> 02:54:52.660
i can't i'm in the middle of a sponsored segment

02:54:54.260 --> 02:54:59.300
no i'm out of ammo thank you

02:55:01.060 --> 02:55:05.140
he dead he dead ammo okay there we go

02:55:05.140 --> 02:55:06.140
We love it.

02:55:07.780 --> 02:55:08.940
Thank you by the way.

02:55:15.780 --> 02:55:16.780
Oh god.

02:55:19.280 --> 02:55:20.280
Oh my goodness.

02:55:20.280 --> 02:55:21.280
Yes.

02:55:24.880 --> 02:55:25.880
That was good.

02:55:25.880 --> 02:55:28.880
I can't believe you're still using the rower.

02:55:30.480 --> 02:55:32.480
In a world where drain life exists.

02:55:33.240 --> 02:55:34.240
I don't have it.

02:55:34.240 --> 02:55:39.200
you could have gotten it maybe I don't know how can I have gotten it I'm gonna grab my mind

02:55:47.200 --> 02:55:50.800
I think that my stance are going to be close to the top on this one

02:55:53.120 --> 02:55:56.000
I don't I'm not sure

02:55:56.000 --> 02:56:16.320
Yeah, second place. Yeah, okay. 169 of like the weak guys like the boss. I killed the

02:56:16.320 --> 02:56:22.320
boss. I killed the boss. We have enough souls to go back to the solution. Maybe we could

02:56:22.320 --> 02:56:25.580
I killed the boss but I was killed on the, I was there.

02:56:26.580 --> 02:56:30.060
This in second? Yeah, but I also fired the third least shots.

02:56:30.060 --> 02:56:33.060
So if anything, that's the efficiency is off the charts.

02:56:33.560 --> 02:56:34.560
I revived.

02:56:35.340 --> 02:56:38.460
You did actually bring your back to life, which I actually know about Apollo Brown.

02:56:38.460 --> 02:56:39.460
Back to life.

02:56:39.460 --> 02:56:41.460
Well, I brought their back to life.

02:56:41.460 --> 02:56:42.460
He did.

02:56:45.060 --> 02:56:48.060
We even have souls to game, but I don't know if that's what I had to do with it, I gotta do it first.

02:56:48.060 --> 02:56:49.060
Yes! Yes!

02:56:49.560 --> 02:56:50.560
You first.

02:56:52.320 --> 02:56:54.320
plus 30% movespeed wind shooting.

02:56:54.320 --> 02:56:56.320
Dilly-dilly-dilly-dilly!

02:56:56.320 --> 02:56:58.320
Prime Joker!

02:56:58.320 --> 02:57:00.320
Plus 25% damage, but...

02:57:00.320 --> 02:57:02.320
Plus 25% gravity.

02:57:02.320 --> 02:57:04.320
Gravity!

02:57:04.320 --> 02:57:06.320
Pretty good.

02:57:06.320 --> 02:57:08.320
With all the things to trade for damage, that's...

02:57:08.320 --> 02:57:10.320
not bad.

02:57:10.320 --> 02:57:12.320
You need at least three available Joker slots.

02:57:12.320 --> 02:57:14.320
Are you trolling me?

02:57:14.320 --> 02:57:16.320
Are you trolling me?

02:57:16.320 --> 02:57:18.320
You need at least three available Joker slots.

02:57:18.320 --> 02:57:20.320
He's so right for what he said.

02:57:22.320 --> 02:57:30.460
What am I supposed to do about that man how do you how do you get more jokers

02:57:30.460 --> 02:57:42.120
class level up oh it's only level to my word man

02:57:42.840 --> 02:57:50.760
we give it we up its damage by a lot by the Korea gave me about our ride

02:57:50.760 --> 02:57:55.760
I've tried town to town with one request, leave the game or review on Stain.

02:57:58.760 --> 02:58:00.760
Steamy keeps showing up in all my video games.

02:58:00.760 --> 02:58:01.760
Steamy?

02:58:01.760 --> 02:58:03.760
Yeah, dude out here in a horse.

02:58:03.760 --> 02:58:05.760
Steamy mostly shows up in that toilet.

02:58:08.760 --> 02:58:09.760
You know what I'm saying?

02:58:09.760 --> 02:58:10.760
BOO!

02:58:13.760 --> 02:58:14.760
I'm laughing.

02:58:14.760 --> 02:58:15.760
Woohoo!

02:58:17.760 --> 02:58:19.760
Alright, my build's ready to go.

02:58:20.760 --> 02:58:22.760
I don't do I

02:58:32.760 --> 02:58:34.760
Ding-Ding

02:58:39.640 --> 02:58:43.640
Yep, yep, I'm thinking my bills online. Oh, I'm thinking boy

02:58:45.160 --> 02:58:50.320
Three healing. Ha I've got two fragments. I need one more healing fragment

02:58:50.760 --> 02:58:55.760
I'm coming.

02:58:55.760 --> 02:59:00.760
So you better get this pink reference.

02:59:00.760 --> 02:59:02.760
Pink reference.

02:59:02.760 --> 02:59:05.760
She was in transporter 2?

02:59:05.760 --> 02:59:07.760
Pink was in transporter 2.

02:59:07.760 --> 02:59:10.760
Let's launch a nuclear missile.

02:59:10.760 --> 02:59:12.760
Last time?

02:59:12.760 --> 02:59:15.760
But launch a nuclear missile.

02:59:15.760 --> 02:59:17.760
That is pretty cool.

02:59:17.760 --> 02:59:22.880
I mean we can we can we can we can we just went there though we just went there okay okay you know

02:59:22.880 --> 02:59:27.760
what you're the host you choose bro we have can we have desert I don't know if we can desert yet

02:59:30.320 --> 02:59:34.480
it's got Dr. Sparks quest slide also exclamation point far far west go check out the game for yourself it

02:59:34.480 --> 02:59:40.960
came out today it's out now there's a 10 percent sale for its opening week we're playing it and

02:59:40.960 --> 02:59:46.080
thank you to fire shine games uh fire shine games for the sponsorship mm-hmm thank you thank you

02:59:46.080 --> 02:59:52.320
They said we could do hard mode at this point. We probably should have I bet we could have handled it

02:59:53.680 --> 02:59:57.600
Gen Z's trying to cancel M&M. Gen Z says we can't do hard mode

03:00:00.240 --> 03:00:02.240
Aw

03:00:02.240 --> 03:00:04.720
It's crazy. You're the only Gen Z here

03:00:05.680 --> 03:00:07.040
Not true

03:00:07.040 --> 03:00:09.040
He's not I mean mouse not Gen Z

03:00:09.520 --> 03:00:11.120
He's Gen S not me

03:00:11.120 --> 03:00:13.120
I'm clear. I'm what I'm

03:00:13.200 --> 03:00:15.200
Gen X maybe Gen Y

03:00:16.080 --> 03:00:20.720
wait again you don't get to play both sides

03:00:20.720 --> 03:00:25.480
not a boomer, I literally am Gen Z coded because I'm watching

03:00:25.480 --> 03:00:30.440
I grew up with a bunch of Gen X's so it just kind of makes me Gen X fire association

03:00:30.440 --> 03:00:33.440
hey are you guys creating the pigs that explode?

03:00:33.440 --> 03:00:38.080
I am, you're gonna have to get more kills

03:00:38.080 --> 03:00:42.120
let me know if you still have a bonus objective

03:00:42.120 --> 03:00:44.920
Snake! I hit him with my utility box.

03:00:46.920 --> 03:00:47.920
Snake!

03:00:50.120 --> 03:00:51.620
You guys see any mineral deposits?

03:00:54.120 --> 03:00:55.120
There's a tail whistle.

03:00:57.920 --> 03:00:58.720
Oh, another mine.

03:00:59.820 --> 03:01:01.120
Can you have the money?

03:01:02.220 --> 03:01:03.120
You have a medic?

03:01:03.820 --> 03:01:05.420
He does have a medic, okay.

03:01:07.920 --> 03:01:08.920
I see something now.

03:01:08.920 --> 03:01:09.720
Alright, hear me out.

03:01:09.920 --> 03:01:10.820
Can you paint on the map?

03:01:10.820 --> 03:01:12.820
Oh, yeah, ping.

03:01:12.820 --> 03:01:15.820
Let's do the objective, no, yeah, let's do the objective first.

03:01:15.820 --> 03:01:18.820
And then we can loop around, cause a bunch of extra stuff up there.

03:01:18.820 --> 03:01:19.820
Cool.

03:01:25.820 --> 03:01:27.820
I'm going to bloom.

03:01:27.820 --> 03:01:28.820
Whoa!

03:01:30.820 --> 03:01:31.820
Oh, what's in there?

03:01:31.820 --> 03:01:33.820
Oh, he's shooting me off!

03:01:33.820 --> 03:01:35.820
I found a grave!

03:01:35.820 --> 03:01:36.820
Got it!

03:01:36.820 --> 03:01:46.260
one of them. Woo! And now if we got a close in on our dream member, we're letting them

03:01:46.260 --> 03:01:50.940
down. Are we? But look at, oh, I found money. Yeah, but there's like infinite resources

03:01:50.940 --> 03:01:59.180
on a map. I found a skull. Yeah, man, there's like infinite resources on a map. Okay, okay,

03:01:59.180 --> 03:02:00.180
I'm coming.

03:02:00.180 --> 03:02:01.180
Okay, out there.

03:02:01.180 --> 03:02:02.180
What, did I teleport?

03:02:02.180 --> 03:02:03.180
Oh, I teleported.

03:02:03.180 --> 03:02:04.180
What's this?

03:02:04.180 --> 03:02:08.180
Oh, look at this green thing, though.

03:02:08.180 --> 03:02:10.180
Oh, secondary ammo, okay.

03:02:10.180 --> 03:02:11.180
What's that?

03:02:11.180 --> 03:02:12.180
Hey.

03:02:12.180 --> 03:02:13.180
I'm dying.

03:02:13.180 --> 03:02:17.180
I bet you can take the skull down here.

03:02:17.180 --> 03:02:22.180
I'm just patting my stats over here.

03:02:22.180 --> 03:02:23.180
It's all coming.

03:02:23.180 --> 03:02:26.180
It's all good, yeah.

03:02:26.180 --> 03:02:30.180
I would be mad, but I got a purple broker, so I ain't spreading that really.

03:02:32.180 --> 03:02:34.180
Might even have a chance to read what it does.

03:02:36.180 --> 03:02:37.180
Ooh, baby!

03:02:37.180 --> 03:02:39.180
Probably the best joker that's ever been made.

03:02:41.180 --> 03:02:42.180
Yeah!

03:02:44.180 --> 03:02:45.180
Holy!

03:02:46.180 --> 03:02:48.180
Okay, am I good?

03:02:49.180 --> 03:02:51.180
Oh, there's another cactus thingy.

03:02:51.180 --> 03:02:53.180
I found like an anvil.

03:02:53.180 --> 03:02:54.180
Not cool.

03:02:54.180 --> 03:02:59.660
Origen item fragment this will trigger a storm survive 60 seconds turn and item fragments. He's gonna come over

03:03:09.820 --> 03:03:11.820
There we go, okay, I'm back in business

03:03:24.180 --> 03:03:26.180
I want it.

03:03:26.180 --> 03:03:28.180
You're dying, son.

03:03:28.180 --> 03:03:30.180
How are we?

03:03:30.180 --> 03:03:32.180
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

03:03:34.180 --> 03:03:36.180
We gotta go to the nitro factory.

03:03:36.180 --> 03:03:38.180
Yeah, where's that?

03:03:38.180 --> 03:03:40.180
Oh, that's where I... oh wait.

03:03:40.180 --> 03:03:42.180
I'm at the nitro place.

03:03:42.180 --> 03:03:44.180
Oh, I think Apollo's forging the item fragment, right?

03:03:44.180 --> 03:03:46.180
Is that what that is?

03:03:46.180 --> 03:03:48.180
No, it's not.

03:03:54.180 --> 03:03:59.180
I'm just killing the holy cow.

03:03:59.180 --> 03:04:04.180
Alright guys, let me show you.

03:04:04.180 --> 03:04:08.180
W sequence break.

03:04:08.180 --> 03:04:12.180
Oh, I did it!

03:04:12.180 --> 03:04:14.180
Ah!

03:04:14.180 --> 03:04:17.180
Oh, where is the nitro to load up on me?

03:04:17.180 --> 03:04:22.180
It's marked on the HUD as nitro factor.

03:04:22.180 --> 03:04:24.180
Ah, right, right, right.

03:04:24.180 --> 03:04:26.180
Oh, I'm dying hard.

03:04:26.180 --> 03:04:30.180
I've forged the item fragment, guys.

03:04:30.180 --> 03:04:32.180
I got a shotgun.

03:04:32.180 --> 03:04:34.180
Oh, I see your thing, I'll go.

03:04:40.180 --> 03:04:42.180
Ouch! I can't.

03:04:42.180 --> 03:04:44.180
We can't stand.

03:04:46.180 --> 03:04:48.180
I'm just going to stay alive. I'll get you on the right.

03:04:48.180 --> 03:04:50.180
I got it.

03:05:22.180 --> 03:05:39.420
I'm coming in 29 seconds I can drop bolts which will protect us so I can

03:05:39.420 --> 03:05:43.600
raise it you actually have a Joker that makes me stronger when I'm dead so

03:05:43.600 --> 03:05:47.520
maybe I should just stay dead for a minute

03:05:47.520 --> 03:05:58.920
I'm on the perimeter still. I'm bringing you back.

03:06:00.360 --> 03:06:05.440
You got him and now I rescue. Beautiful.

03:06:05.440 --> 03:06:07.440
There's the fact

03:06:10.080 --> 03:06:14.880
Oh, yeah, and then we go to the night

03:06:16.240 --> 03:06:18.400
Yeah, I believe there's one sitting over there

03:06:19.520 --> 03:06:21.520
And then in them

03:06:22.120 --> 03:06:24.120
In the nitro factory

03:06:25.240 --> 03:06:27.240
I'm going to drop out

03:06:28.600 --> 03:06:30.600
Nice

03:06:30.760 --> 03:06:32.760
If necessary

03:06:35.440 --> 03:06:36.440
Just here.

03:06:36.940 --> 03:06:37.940
Nice.

03:06:39.440 --> 03:06:40.440
I'm out of ammo.

03:06:42.240 --> 03:06:43.240
Oh, it's a joke.

03:06:45.440 --> 03:06:46.440
Nice.

03:06:46.440 --> 03:06:47.440
It's not ammo.

03:06:48.440 --> 03:06:49.940
I'm gonna get that nitro.

03:06:49.940 --> 03:06:50.940
There we go.

03:06:50.940 --> 03:06:51.940
I got it.

03:06:53.440 --> 03:06:54.440
I got you back, brother.

03:06:59.940 --> 03:07:00.940
Watch out for that, though.

03:07:01.940 --> 03:07:03.940
Did you guys get your third style, by the way?

03:07:03.940 --> 03:07:06.940
Now I get the door.

03:07:07.940 --> 03:07:12.940
That boat's very well for my stats at the end of the game. If I may say so.

03:07:25.940 --> 03:07:29.940
What would play better if I would stop forgetting how to shoot?

03:07:29.940 --> 03:07:34.940
Yeah, it's not my best suit so far, unfortunately.

03:07:43.940 --> 03:07:44.940
I think we did it, guys.

03:07:44.940 --> 03:07:46.940
Let's get a giant warning.

03:07:46.940 --> 03:07:48.940
Hooray!

03:07:51.940 --> 03:07:53.940
Fine, come on, Josh.

03:07:54.940 --> 03:07:56.940
There you go.

03:07:56.940 --> 03:08:01.200
Oh, you shoot the pig.

03:08:01.200 --> 03:08:06.940
Oh, wait guys, stay here, I can bring a cactus and it'll be a bonus objective, I believe.

03:08:06.940 --> 03:08:08.940
Well, well, well.

03:08:08.940 --> 03:08:09.940
What?

03:08:09.940 --> 03:08:10.940
What?

03:08:10.940 --> 03:08:11.940
Well, well, well.

03:08:11.940 --> 03:08:15.940
I just wanted to go well, well, well.

03:08:15.940 --> 03:08:18.660
I like well, well, well.

03:08:18.660 --> 03:08:21.980
I am going to make your me say that on Tamadashiana.

03:08:21.980 --> 03:08:23.620
Thank you, thank you.

03:08:23.620 --> 03:08:26.180
So he told us to wait here, right?

03:08:26.180 --> 03:08:29.180
I guess maybe just actually can come with me now some way I'm dying

03:08:29.180 --> 03:08:31.180
I'm going for a gift

03:08:33.680 --> 03:08:34.680
Weeeee

03:08:34.680 --> 03:08:36.180
There's one down there, behind you

03:08:36.180 --> 03:08:37.180
Oh shit

03:08:40.180 --> 03:08:41.180
Now he got away

03:08:41.180 --> 03:08:43.180
Ah, oh no he's there

03:08:43.180 --> 03:08:47.180
Bob Chance asking if you could just hit him with like a rain fire really quick

03:08:47.180 --> 03:08:50.180
Rain fire!

03:08:50.180 --> 03:08:53.180
It's harder to do force

03:08:53.180 --> 03:08:54.740
Okay, I'll take this, attack this back.

03:08:54.740 --> 03:08:55.580
Whoa!

03:08:56.080 --> 03:08:56.880
Rage.

03:08:57.680 --> 03:08:59.480
Oh, you can't be on the horse with it.

03:08:59.480 --> 03:09:02.580
Also, you gotta have my, my me go...

03:09:02.780 --> 03:09:03.780
My go...

03:09:04.380 --> 03:09:04.980
Oh!

03:09:04.980 --> 03:09:06.280
It's a telepathy!

03:09:06.280 --> 03:09:07.380
My Gamora...

03:09:07.380 --> 03:09:08.080
Help me, guys.

03:09:08.080 --> 03:09:09.580
I gotta escort the baby.

03:09:09.880 --> 03:09:11.280
I don't even know where you are.

03:09:11.280 --> 03:09:12.280
I'm right next to you.

03:09:12.480 --> 03:09:14.280
Oh, okay, but hold on, isn't it great?

03:09:14.280 --> 03:09:16.380
Bro, you came back from the ejective, right?

03:09:16.480 --> 03:09:16.980
Yep.

03:09:17.580 --> 03:09:18.780
Okay, I gotta go that way.

03:09:19.080 --> 03:09:19.780
Howie!

03:09:20.380 --> 03:09:22.780
It's like chillers and monsters speaking over there.

03:09:22.780 --> 03:09:24.780
The baby

03:09:25.820 --> 03:09:27.820
Okay, I see where you are

03:09:30.660 --> 03:09:32.660
Oh, it's not much in the math anymore

03:09:33.300 --> 03:09:35.300
Okay, but while we're going to it

03:09:36.060 --> 03:09:38.060
We should take out this camp

03:09:38.180 --> 03:09:40.180
before

03:09:44.420 --> 03:09:48.580
It seems like there's a lot of gold to be had I gave the baby back

03:09:48.580 --> 03:09:58.580
We look funds together. I think it's some bobbles type shit. One out of six. Oh my God. That is not what I expected, man. Oh boy.

03:10:00.580 --> 03:10:05.580
How are we? Do you know how to feel if anyone's got one around?

03:10:08.580 --> 03:10:12.580
I find some and... Hey, thank you. These teleport you by the way.

03:10:12.580 --> 03:10:27.740
by the way like a little poor little jerk yeah you shoot that guy he's tough yeah

03:10:27.740 --> 03:10:38.220
purple medicard picking up Joker heals for plus 50 that's nice I don't need

03:10:38.220 --> 03:10:43.540
that because I don't get it. You guys want to go to the boss? Yep, not a bonus area if

03:10:43.540 --> 03:11:02.860
I want to try. That means a boss pill. Bonus area. Oh, look at this though. Michael.

03:11:02.860 --> 03:11:16.620
share the gold. Yeah. Share the gold. Making a lot of money. Oh, what's this? Is that a

03:11:16.620 --> 03:11:24.920
Joker in the ocean? I'm saying H. The maps are enormous. They're pretty big. They should

03:11:24.920 --> 03:11:28.900
give me like a horse or something so you can get across them a little faster. You

03:11:28.900 --> 03:11:36.700
know maybe thank you for those souls later I'm on my way man I mean it's not

03:11:36.700 --> 03:11:40.060
my fault you're three thousand miles away from I told you guys there was a

03:11:40.060 --> 03:11:44.780
portal right next to you and oh you portal that's always this and yeah

03:11:44.780 --> 03:11:52.180
there's like a big red area over here let's go the dangerous area gotta have

03:11:52.180 --> 03:11:54.860
Some more, you know, cool stuff into this danger.

03:11:54.860 --> 03:11:55.860
Holy.

03:12:05.180 --> 03:12:06.180
No work.

03:12:11.980 --> 03:12:13.180
I'm ready to send it.

03:12:14.780 --> 03:12:16.580
But here's the boss. I'm not there yet.

03:12:16.580 --> 03:12:17.280
I'm there.

03:12:17.280 --> 03:12:19.780
We can wait here. We can spawn some stats while we're here.

03:12:19.780 --> 03:12:21.780
Yeah, what's that green thing over there?

03:12:22.180 --> 03:12:26.020
It's like green thing over there.

03:12:26.020 --> 03:12:27.820
They hit me, chat, they hit me.

03:12:27.820 --> 03:12:28.820
What?

03:12:28.820 --> 03:12:29.820
I'm here?

03:12:29.820 --> 03:12:30.820
Sort of?

03:12:30.820 --> 03:12:33.820
You guys need some ammunition?

03:12:33.820 --> 03:12:36.740
It's on the past peace site all over again.

03:12:36.740 --> 03:12:38.740
Oh, these guys have shields.

03:12:38.740 --> 03:12:41.740
You got ammo?

03:12:41.740 --> 03:12:42.740
I'm alright.

03:12:42.740 --> 03:12:45.020
I'm coming, I'm here.

03:12:45.020 --> 03:12:47.460
Well, now I'm here.

03:12:47.460 --> 03:12:49.460
Alright, you ready?

03:12:49.460 --> 03:12:50.460
I'm ready.

03:12:50.460 --> 03:12:51.940
Oh, no, I didn't mean to.

03:12:51.940 --> 03:12:53.940
I need to drop that there.

03:12:56.260 --> 03:12:56.760
Oh!

03:12:59.700 --> 03:13:00.200
I'm ready.

03:13:00.920 --> 03:13:01.640
There we go.

03:13:02.640 --> 03:13:03.640
Oh, God.

03:13:04.200 --> 03:13:04.700
Oh, there we go.

03:13:04.700 --> 03:13:05.200
There we go.

03:13:06.300 --> 03:13:07.500
Oh, how should I special-

03:13:07.500 --> 03:13:08.000
WOOOOOOAH!

03:13:08.000 --> 03:13:08.500
I'm done!

03:13:08.500 --> 03:13:09.000
I'm done!

03:13:09.000 --> 03:13:09.500
I'm done!

03:13:09.500 --> 03:13:10.000
I'm done!

03:13:10.620 --> 03:13:12.380
I hate flip-fire.

03:13:16.700 --> 03:13:17.700
Okay.

03:13:17.700 --> 03:13:20.700
Nine seconds for the next part of the game.

03:13:20.700 --> 03:13:22.700
What are these camels?

03:13:22.700 --> 03:13:36.700
I think they do like a drain light and then when you pick them up, I don't know, maybe

03:13:36.700 --> 03:13:37.700
you can go-

03:13:37.700 --> 03:13:38.700
I'm gonna go mob mode again.

03:13:38.700 --> 03:13:42.700
Please don't say this we can prepare you for this.

03:13:42.700 --> 03:13:52.700
But honestly, like if you were living in shithead, this is probably what it fucking fell

03:13:52.700 --> 03:13:53.700
like.

03:13:53.700 --> 03:13:55.700
Oh, yeah, you do

03:14:05.220 --> 03:14:07.220
Joe

03:14:11.980 --> 03:14:13.980
You literally

03:14:21.180 --> 03:14:23.180
You guys are ready for this stuff

03:14:23.700 --> 03:14:28.340
in three seconds watch this

03:14:28.340 --> 03:14:32.900
there we go there we go

03:14:32.900 --> 03:14:37.820
thank you shoot the skulls

03:14:37.820 --> 03:14:44.500
one more on top or two more I don't say anything about it by what the hell

03:14:44.500 --> 03:14:47.700
there we go I got

03:14:47.700 --> 03:14:52.700
Oh, right. He's in the jump here.

03:14:52.700 --> 03:14:57.700
Yeah.

03:14:57.700 --> 03:14:59.700
There we go.

03:14:59.700 --> 03:15:05.700
My kill. My kill. My kills.

03:15:05.700 --> 03:15:12.700
Extraction extended.

03:15:12.700 --> 03:15:14.700
It's okay. You didn't do that.

03:15:22.700 --> 03:15:24.700
Woo-hoo-hoo!

03:15:26.700 --> 03:15:28.700
I like going fast on the horse.

03:15:29.700 --> 03:15:30.700
Watch this.

03:15:36.700 --> 03:15:37.700
Woo!

03:15:38.700 --> 03:15:41.700
Oh, the horse! The horse doesn't like getting in the water!

03:15:42.700 --> 03:15:48.200
That's my motion sickness with this one shockingly non-existent. I've been very happy about that

03:15:48.200 --> 03:15:50.200
I was pretty worried

03:15:50.200 --> 03:15:52.700
Oh, these kind of person was the game for the problem for me

03:15:53.700 --> 03:15:57.200
Oh, we got a nuclear bomb here y'all careful

03:15:58.200 --> 03:16:00.200
I will be moving away from the nuclear bomb

03:16:00.200 --> 03:16:02.200
There's a super skull in the sky

03:16:02.200 --> 03:16:04.200
3, 2, 1, boom

03:16:34.200 --> 03:16:38.360
certain that genie say is cool

03:16:38.360 --> 03:16:42.360
we just hate that

03:16:42.360 --> 03:16:46.360
certain Robin Williams

03:16:46.360 --> 03:16:50.360
characters

03:16:54.360 --> 03:16:58.360
10 seconds

03:16:58.360 --> 03:17:02.360
we got the most kills this time I mean I was farming dude I'm not

03:17:02.360 --> 03:17:09.360
there this time. I got the most important. Apollo. I don't know Apollo. That means he

03:17:09.360 --> 03:17:21.360
got it. Apollo. Who did the most damage though? I don't farm. I garden. Can you see? So anyway

03:17:21.360 --> 03:17:41.420
I don't even have my third skill yet and that's gonna be a healing or 47 spells though

03:17:41.420 --> 03:17:42.420
W.

03:17:47.420 --> 03:17:48.420
Far far west, y'all.

03:17:48.420 --> 03:17:49.420
Far far west!

03:17:49.420 --> 03:17:50.420
That was the game right now.

03:17:50.420 --> 03:17:51.420
Click the links and chat.

03:17:51.420 --> 03:17:52.420
They're pinned.

03:17:52.420 --> 03:17:53.420
10% off!

03:17:54.420 --> 03:17:55.420
If you don't...

03:17:55.420 --> 03:17:56.420
Really, really good game.

03:17:56.420 --> 03:17:57.420
I had a lot of fun with that.

03:17:57.420 --> 03:17:59.420
If you don't buy it, you're going to step on a Lego.

03:17:59.420 --> 03:18:00.420
I'm sorry to say.

03:18:00.420 --> 03:18:01.420
It happens.

03:18:01.420 --> 03:18:02.420
Happens every day.

03:18:04.420 --> 03:18:05.420
I'm going to tell you this.

03:18:05.420 --> 03:18:07.420
I think I had bursitis in my right elbow.

03:18:08.420 --> 03:18:09.420
That's not good.

03:18:09.420 --> 03:18:10.420
Too many bro fists.

03:18:11.420 --> 03:18:17.180
I think it's gambling ergonomics bad ergonomics on the mouse. I'm sad to say. I'm gambling

03:18:19.820 --> 03:18:26.060
Normal that's a wrap on far far west boys games really good. I had a good time. That's fun. Wait, it is

03:18:26.780 --> 03:18:29.580
Yes, when I mean technically this is a one-hour Andy

03:18:30.940 --> 03:18:32.940
Yeah

03:18:33.420 --> 03:18:35.420
I mean, I was I was hoping we did

03:18:35.420 --> 03:18:40.100
I'm giving them some extra today man.

03:18:40.100 --> 03:18:41.860
Fair enough, fair enough.

03:18:41.860 --> 03:18:44.260
I mean triple check, I'm almost positive though, right?

03:18:44.260 --> 03:18:47.060
Well it sounds like you guys are on the same page, so.

03:18:47.060 --> 03:18:49.560
Yeah.

03:18:49.560 --> 03:18:51.660
Yeah, I think we're good.

03:18:51.660 --> 03:18:53.660
Dude, well thank you to Fire Shine Games for the sponsorship.

03:18:53.660 --> 03:18:54.580
I had a great time playing it.

03:18:54.580 --> 03:18:57.020
Shades of Hellbibers 2, Shades of Deep Rock Galactic,

03:18:57.020 --> 03:19:03.020
Shades of Cool, Wild Wild West Robot Aesthetic.

03:19:03.020 --> 03:19:04.820
I love shooting waves of enemies

03:19:04.820 --> 03:19:10.820
until their health bars go down to zero and then pressing Q, E and C every time that they're up to them.

03:19:10.820 --> 03:19:12.820
That's what my kids did it too.

03:19:14.820 --> 03:19:15.820
Cool.

03:19:15.820 --> 03:19:16.820
Well, later?

03:19:16.820 --> 03:19:19.820
Yay! Good stuff! Adios!

03:19:19.820 --> 03:19:20.820
Bye bye!

03:19:20.820 --> 03:19:21.820
Later!

03:19:21.820 --> 03:19:22.820
Hi everybody!

03:19:22.820 --> 03:19:24.820
What?

03:19:25.820 --> 03:19:29.820
Chat with God is my witness. I thought it was...

03:19:29.820 --> 03:19:31.820
I thought it was two hours.

03:19:31.820 --> 03:19:34.820
Sure, I'll drop my ult on Malph real quick.

03:19:34.820 --> 03:19:36.820
Oh, never mind.

03:19:36.820 --> 03:19:38.820
Not quick enough.

03:19:38.820 --> 03:19:41.820
I gotta go pee.

03:19:41.820 --> 03:19:43.820
Then I'll be back.

03:19:43.820 --> 03:19:44.820
I don't know, man.

03:19:44.820 --> 03:19:45.820
Be back.

03:19:45.820 --> 03:19:46.820
Maybe I'll play Save the Spire.

03:19:46.820 --> 03:19:47.820
It's been a minute.

03:20:01.820 --> 03:20:03.880
you

03:20:31.820 --> 03:20:33.880
you

03:21:01.820 --> 03:21:27.060
Discord alert made me jump. I have some horrible news for you. That's your own Discord. That's

03:21:27.060 --> 03:21:36.140
That's not my discord, my discord is muted men.

03:21:36.140 --> 03:21:38.740
That was your discord.

03:21:38.740 --> 03:21:42.780
Brother, my discord is closed.

03:21:42.780 --> 03:21:49.540
That's even worse man, because mine doesn't make any noise.

03:21:49.540 --> 03:21:55.980
I think you gotta look into that.

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In fact, the human produces about 10,957 gallons of piss over their life.

03:22:00.780 --> 03:22:01.780
No, we don't.

03:22:01.780 --> 03:22:02.780
We don't produce anything.

03:22:02.780 --> 03:22:05.060
We convert stuff into other stuff.

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That's not producing.

03:22:07.580 --> 03:22:08.860
That piss was already here.

03:22:08.860 --> 03:22:10.540
We just agglomerated it.

03:22:10.540 --> 03:22:22.820
Are you still playing CZN?

03:22:22.820 --> 03:22:25.940
No, I stopped rotting my brain and started watching French New Wave Cinema.

03:22:25.940 --> 03:22:27.940
out on the bike. Let's play some Slay the Spire.

03:22:38.660 --> 03:22:39.780
Play the Spire.

03:22:39.780 --> 03:22:43.780
To a sex man game.

03:22:43.780 --> 03:23:03.700
I will never stop playing it, it's honestly just a little too easy, a little too easy for

03:23:03.700 --> 03:23:04.580
a beast like me.

03:23:13.780 --> 03:23:16.180
Half anniversary is tomorrow.

03:23:16.180 --> 03:23:18.260
Half anniversary isn't a real thing.

03:23:18.260 --> 03:23:21.140
I bitch just six months old.

03:23:24.460 --> 03:23:27.580
Hey, I'm your biggest fan in Mount Pleasant.

03:23:27.580 --> 03:23:30.940
That's unlikely I have a fan in Mount Pleasant who,

03:23:30.940 --> 03:23:34.220
they work at a cool bar and restaurant that I've never been to.

03:23:34.220 --> 03:23:35.860
But I remember them typing,

03:23:35.860 --> 03:23:37.380
hey, I'm in Mount Pleasant.

03:23:37.380 --> 03:23:38.460
Have you ever been to this place?

03:23:38.460 --> 03:23:40.740
And I said, no, that looks too cool for me.

03:23:40.740 --> 03:23:44.240
And then they said it is.

03:23:44.240 --> 03:23:51.040
And then they got so kind of not, wait, yes, I've been there, vintage and something.

03:23:51.040 --> 03:23:58.540
Wait, you might actually be my biggest fan of Mt. Pleasant if you visited the restaurant that the other fan works at.

03:23:58.540 --> 03:24:07.540
Wait a second, that might, you might have ticked over in the biggest fan category then, that's kind of crazy.

03:24:10.740 --> 03:24:14.540
That's wild man.

03:24:15.540 --> 03:24:19.260
Hey and now I only watch on YouTube but I watched the 40-year-old Virgin recently

03:24:19.260 --> 03:24:23.620
didn't think it was that good. Thought you should know. Oh you must be the

03:24:23.620 --> 03:24:29.380
first Gen Z to not fuck with Judd Apatow. No man, it came for free with your fucking

03:24:29.380 --> 03:24:33.460
birth year starting with a two. I already knew that. You weren't there in old

03:24:33.460 --> 03:24:41.940
five when it came out in theaters. What do we take as the silent? What do we take? I think

03:24:41.940 --> 03:24:52.500
we take, I mean a transformation to lose 12 max HP is pretty good. I also do like winged

03:24:52.500 --> 03:24:58.740
boots though. Winged boots to fight more leads if you get strong is mighty nice. On

03:24:58.740 --> 03:25:05.740
On the other hand, these could transform into something incredible.

03:25:05.740 --> 03:25:07.740
What does this say?

03:25:07.740 --> 03:25:12.740
Whenever you draw a card this turn, apply two poison to all enemies.

03:25:12.740 --> 03:25:14.740
Wait, wait!

03:25:14.740 --> 03:25:17.740
There might be a little bit of synergy there.

03:25:17.740 --> 03:25:23.740
When we upgrade it, does it get retained?

03:25:23.740 --> 03:25:27.740
I got to record some Slay the Spire after the stream today, too.

03:25:27.740 --> 03:25:36.140
I haven't really been slacking. I've been in administration hell, but the videos

03:25:36.140 --> 03:25:41.700
have appeared as if I've been slacking. That's for sure. CZN season 3 will be

03:25:41.700 --> 03:25:46.420
interesting. Listen, why are you talking about CZN? We already have a CZN that

03:25:46.420 --> 03:25:49.700
doesn't ask for your credit card number after you buy the game. We don't

03:25:49.700 --> 03:25:57.100
need to be talking about CZN, man. We got Slay this buyer, too.

03:25:57.100 --> 03:26:07.100
I feel bad now because the whole chat kind of lighting you up.

03:26:07.100 --> 03:26:08.100
It's not your fault, Sean.

03:26:08.100 --> 03:26:09.100
It's not your fault.

03:26:09.100 --> 03:26:10.100
Dodging the roll.

03:26:10.100 --> 03:26:16.620
We really like stuff that gives us more block.

03:26:16.620 --> 03:26:20.940
I think it's been one week is pretty good too.

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Good Sean hunting.

03:26:21.940 --> 03:26:23.940
That his name could be will Sean

03:26:27.820 --> 03:26:32.460
This could work right oh my god, you play it in the wrong order

03:26:33.780 --> 03:26:36.380
You got to play it first on me

03:26:48.340 --> 03:26:50.540
Hmm mobile ad guy

03:26:51.940 --> 03:26:54.200
I wouldn't know. I got ad-free globa mail.

03:26:56.640 --> 03:26:59.880
How do you guys feel about Mark Carney's proposed sovereign wealth funds?

03:27:00.200 --> 03:27:01.240
You know what I'm talking about?

03:27:02.580 --> 03:27:06.400
You know, I wouldn't mind actually a well-laid plans to hold the corrosives,

03:27:06.400 --> 03:27:09.000
probably the play. I'm for it.

03:27:09.040 --> 03:27:11.360
I don't really know anything about it, but I'm just going to guess it.

03:27:11.600 --> 03:27:13.160
In some way, you just self-reported.

03:27:17.240 --> 03:27:20.440
I'd really like to draw a defend, even though this will only apply to poison.

03:27:20.440 --> 03:27:23.440
Mission failed, y'all.

03:27:23.440 --> 03:27:28.360
How do you feel about the White Caps getting kicked out?

03:27:28.360 --> 03:27:31.280
So honestly, I didn't really know that much about it.

03:27:31.280 --> 03:27:35.480
I knew there was scuttlebutt that the White Caps might lose their team, like have it

03:27:35.480 --> 03:27:43.440
moved, but I didn't know how real it was until I went to the White Caps subreddit

03:27:43.440 --> 03:27:47.660
and I saw that every single post was like, fuck all owners of this team forever.

03:27:47.660 --> 03:27:51.700
And then I was like, oh, shit, they're actually losing it.

03:27:51.700 --> 03:27:53.780
Like it's actually.

03:27:53.780 --> 03:27:55.980
Like if it was just like, I wish the media would stop

03:27:55.980 --> 03:27:58.740
reporting on the relocation rumor, that would be one thing.

03:27:58.740 --> 03:28:02.100
But they're literally like, it looks like this shit is

03:28:02.100 --> 03:28:03.500
written in the stars, which sucks,

03:28:03.500 --> 03:28:06.140
ask if the white caps are apparently like, awesome.

03:28:10.660 --> 03:28:12.500
I can draw four cards and make sure you die.

03:28:12.500 --> 03:28:14.460
It's all about math, bro.

03:28:14.460 --> 03:28:16.780
So I definitely, I mean, I feel for the white cap

03:28:16.780 --> 03:28:22.020
fans over that one because it's like the I mean a they seem to have done very

03:28:22.020 --> 03:28:25.660
well for themselves in MLS I see people walking around like all the time in

03:28:25.660 --> 03:28:30.940
white-caps gear but also like B it's the like one Vancouver sports team that

03:28:30.940 --> 03:28:36.820
doesn't suck so I mean there's there's a lot there's a lot that stinks about

03:28:36.820 --> 03:28:39.380
it for sure

03:28:39.380 --> 03:28:52.620
So, they explain to me why people like snake bite or is it a meme?

03:28:52.620 --> 03:28:55.220
It's a meme because it's trash.

03:28:55.220 --> 03:28:57.700
It's a little, it's good end a meme.

03:28:57.700 --> 03:28:58.860
The upgrade makes it good.

03:28:58.860 --> 03:29:01.180
I mean, 10 poison on two.

03:29:01.180 --> 03:29:06.260
For a long fight, I could see it, but I think we need some kind of, need to smoke

03:29:06.260 --> 03:29:07.260
some people.

03:29:07.260 --> 03:29:11.580
I almost bought into the meme because every time I see snake bite people everyone goes snake bite my

03:29:11.580 --> 03:29:22.380
beloved I love snake bite. I would like to we need more discard for sure. Retain two cards,

03:29:22.380 --> 03:29:28.620
two of cards. We don't need corrosive wave I think until the boss maybe.

03:29:31.340 --> 03:29:33.900
I'm not I can't just take raw damage that's insane.

03:29:37.260 --> 03:29:44.880
Snakebite solos every act one boss. I'm not even trying to be evil, but like are you tell you're telling me that seven poison for two

03:29:44.880 --> 03:29:47.600
Energy solos any act one boss

03:29:51.140 --> 03:29:53.140
Yes

03:29:53.460 --> 03:29:58.140
All right, I mean you probably play more of the game than me. Maybe I should just believe you

03:29:58.140 --> 03:30:06.620
you. Terror or Eel? I'm gonna stop you right there, buddy. I don't know the names of any

03:30:06.620 --> 03:30:18.260
enemies yet. We're gonna get there one day, though. It's the fuck-ass fish. Okay, it's

03:30:18.260 --> 03:30:22.100
the one that the four the four fish or the fish that's translucent

03:30:29.300 --> 03:30:34.820
big damage fish oh you're gonna need to be more specific for a guy like me

03:30:36.660 --> 03:30:43.220
come to this expertise sucker punch but you're already weak i'm i love not taking damage and i

03:30:43.220 --> 03:30:46.660
I have I have belief in my deck the wiggly one though

03:30:46.660 --> 03:30:54.200
So the one that's for like that's the obviously the the most emblematic feature of this boss is that it has forward

03:30:54.380 --> 03:30:58.120
No, not the what that there's too many wiggly fish bro. Oh

03:30:58.620 --> 03:31:02.840
The one that gets stunned. Why didn't you say so okay? There's

03:31:03.700 --> 03:31:06.220
This game's got a certain aquatic bend to it

03:31:06.220 --> 03:31:13.660
We need that.

03:31:13.660 --> 03:31:15.860
We need this.

03:31:15.860 --> 03:31:18.700
One of these days I'm going to be able to play a corrosive wave and then you're all going

03:31:18.700 --> 03:31:27.740
to be sorry, man.

03:31:27.740 --> 03:31:29.580
What did I tell you?

03:31:29.580 --> 03:31:30.940
What did I tell you?

03:31:30.940 --> 03:31:34.180
Another corrosive wave?

03:31:34.180 --> 03:31:36.460
Your mom lets you have two corrosive waves.

03:31:36.460 --> 03:31:39.700
Is there any way I could kill you this turn?

03:31:39.700 --> 03:31:41.460
You're taking nine needs to do 10 damage.

03:31:41.460 --> 03:31:44.420
It literally can't be done.

03:31:44.420 --> 03:31:45.340
Kind of embarrassing.

03:31:45.340 --> 03:31:49.340
Maybe my deck actually sucks, man.

03:31:49.340 --> 03:31:51.700
I am losing the two caves in a trench code right now.

03:31:54.860 --> 03:31:58.580
A little embarrassing.

03:31:58.580 --> 03:32:00.820
On the other hand, suck brick.

03:32:04.180 --> 03:32:06.180
Framed was free today.

03:32:08.680 --> 03:32:14.180
Kind of insane to just assume that everybody on earth would have seen the most popular movie of the 2010s.

03:32:15.180 --> 03:32:19.180
Little crazy. Little crazy. I wouldn't be making an assumption like that.

03:32:24.180 --> 03:32:25.180
I still haven't seen it.

03:32:25.680 --> 03:32:30.180
Ironically you should see, um, you should see Interstellar. It is a good movie.

03:32:30.680 --> 03:32:32.180
In my opinion at least.

03:32:34.180 --> 03:32:37.900
We dump reflex for sure, man.

03:32:37.900 --> 03:32:41.860
And then I definitely feel like you just pop one of those out there, and you're feeling

03:32:41.860 --> 03:32:53.260
pretty darn good about yourself.

03:32:53.260 --> 03:33:01.260
That seemed all right.

03:33:01.260 --> 03:33:02.260
You know what?

03:33:02.260 --> 03:33:04.260
We are going to need better defense.

03:33:04.260 --> 03:33:06.260
I just don't want the deck to get too fat early.

03:33:06.260 --> 03:33:08.260
This is my first slay the spy run in like a week and a half.

03:33:08.260 --> 03:33:11.260
So I'm kind of remembering how to play the game.

03:33:15.260 --> 03:33:16.260
Maybe we want to do something like that.

03:33:16.260 --> 03:33:22.260
Save the corrosive wave and expertise for a beautiful single turn combo.

03:33:23.260 --> 03:33:25.260
Now save reflex for a...

03:33:25.260 --> 03:33:29.260
Okay, weaken, play two defense,

03:33:29.260 --> 03:33:34.020
save corrosive wave and reflex and get calculated gamble on the same turn. Oh

03:33:34.020 --> 03:33:41.100
shit. I'm not even gonna weaken you bro. We immediately want to do that obviously.

03:33:42.580 --> 03:33:47.980
Paul Rudd's character kind of funny. Oh are you talking about every movie ever

03:33:47.980 --> 03:33:56.140
made? That's my guy right there. I think I'm the only guy who's ever said that.

03:33:56.140 --> 03:34:03.080
If the enemy has- well every three times you apply poison deal 11 damage to all enemies

03:34:03.080 --> 03:34:07.220
we apply poison three times like all the time man.

03:34:07.220 --> 03:34:09.500
You a Mac and me fan?

03:34:09.500 --> 03:34:15.180
I think it's the best episode of the Jonah Ray series of Mystery Science Theater 3000

03:34:15.180 --> 03:34:18.020
which by the way is highly underrated.

03:34:18.020 --> 03:34:23.420
I understand the draw to be like only the Joel and Mike episodes are real but that

03:34:23.420 --> 03:34:29.100
That was a labor of love and some of those Jonah Ray episodes are really good.

03:34:29.100 --> 03:34:31.060
I thought that that was a loving tribute.

03:34:31.060 --> 03:34:35.900
Now the Felicia Day, Pat and Oswald stuff, the skits, I'm not all about the skits but

03:34:35.900 --> 03:34:48.780
if I may the skits kind of sucked most of the time in the original run to begin with.

03:34:48.780 --> 03:34:50.540
I didn't give it the time of day.

03:34:50.540 --> 03:34:57.340
I mean if you're a Mystery Science Theater 3000 head I definitely think it's worth

03:34:57.340 --> 03:35:02.820
watching but I also know how Mystery Science Theater 3000 heads are which

03:35:02.820 --> 03:35:06.180
means that like if you want to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 you're not

03:35:06.180 --> 03:35:09.540
gonna be like oh boy new episodes you're gonna like be like hey play Space

03:35:09.540 --> 03:35:16.260
Muir me play Mitchell so like I mean honestly I can't really be mad at you

03:35:16.260 --> 03:35:18.980
So how could I be mad at you for that?

03:35:18.980 --> 03:35:21.940
I like a Joe Don Baker movie as much as the next guy.

03:35:21.940 --> 03:35:24.380
Okay, don't wake him up.

03:35:24.380 --> 03:35:30.020
We want to save a reflex and maybe a dagger throw and set up a good corrosive turn.

03:35:30.020 --> 03:35:41.420
I mean, you're definitely just going to do this.

03:35:41.420 --> 03:35:43.300
I've been betrayed.

03:35:43.300 --> 03:35:45.100
This is what we need.

03:35:45.100 --> 03:35:56.140
this of course I think you should still play corrosive wave and we hit you for

03:35:56.140 --> 03:36:02.340
like 15 there because of outbreak right give me these

03:36:06.580 --> 03:36:11.300
did you kill mr. new PC people got mad at me for making Ram so expensive so I

03:36:11.300 --> 03:36:14.100
took it out of my title

03:36:15.100 --> 03:36:20.100
Corosso Blave.

03:36:20.100 --> 03:36:25.100
Corosso Blave.

03:36:25.100 --> 03:36:35.100
Magic Missile.

03:36:35.100 --> 03:36:37.100
Ram actually is insane though.

03:36:37.100 --> 03:36:43.100
Well yeah, I know because like my HVAC guy was telling me Ram was insane.

03:36:43.100 --> 03:36:50.580
He says he shoots drone videos and then he brings the videos like into his PC to edit them

03:36:51.260 --> 03:36:57.420
But his RAM got busted if he ever imports a file over 400 megabytes his computer blue screens

03:36:57.420 --> 03:37:03.880
And he he's like saving up for new RAM because RAM is like $600 a stick or something like that right now like you

03:37:03.880 --> 03:37:06.860
He was losing his mind and honestly, I think he was right to do so

03:37:06.860 --> 03:37:18.220
400 megabytes? Yeah, I swear to you he said 400 megabytes and then I said that's not a lot and he

03:37:18.220 --> 03:37:26.500
went yeah I know especially when you're dealing with video. Damn that sounds like it sucks ass

03:37:26.500 --> 03:37:39.720
honestly you're doing 16 damage I think we got a try to end your life for sure

03:37:39.720 --> 03:37:47.980
probably not on this turn but on the next turn for sure

03:37:47.980 --> 03:38:00.620
you're not killing me. Yeah, look at this. You're not fucking killing me. You're done,

03:38:00.620 --> 03:38:08.380
bud. 35 poison on your forehead. You like this game or is it washed? I think it's possibly

03:38:08.380 --> 03:38:19.700
the greatest game ever made. Two inky shives. Plans weak. If fatal gain an additional card

03:38:19.700 --> 03:38:25.340
reward, it's not that good. I think it's as good as the original. It's hard to say that

03:38:25.340 --> 03:38:28.540
because I have 3,000 hours in the original or something like that. I think it's the

03:38:28.540 --> 03:38:35.300
best game ever made. You said that about SAP? SAP's in the top 10, bro. You know

03:38:35.300 --> 03:38:41.140
know what tools of the trade enables our our sly cards the original was all right

03:38:41.140 --> 03:38:51.660
too that's true it says definitely true to relax to your deck remove five cards

03:38:51.660 --> 03:38:57.620
add them back upgraded I certainly think we can take advantage of that now but I

03:38:57.620 --> 03:39:00.620
also can't help but notice every time I take pale's tooth I'm like this is

03:39:00.620 --> 03:39:04.580
awesome and then I lose it's like the worst kind of relic it makes you feel

03:39:04.580 --> 03:39:11.380
like it's doing a lot but your results get worse. And then Pales Legion, I've literally never taken.

03:39:12.740 --> 03:39:17.060
Doubles blocked from a car then goes to sleep for two turns. You know what, man?

03:39:18.660 --> 03:39:22.980
Let's try it out. I've literally never, I haven't, I haven't ever given it the time of day.

03:39:24.100 --> 03:39:27.780
Just to be frank with you, that, that was begging for a Daniel Plain View.

03:39:29.620 --> 03:39:34.180
Be honest with you, I've never even given it the time of day. That may change right now.

03:39:34.580 --> 03:39:40.580
Post-Haste, J-HW, draft a letter. Take narration.

03:39:43.580 --> 03:39:45.580
I bet I can wipe you.

03:39:46.580 --> 03:39:47.580
We dump those.

03:39:50.580 --> 03:39:56.580
We'd like to get some, you know what? It's going to give us ten blocks because we got the little fella in front of us.

03:39:57.580 --> 03:40:03.580
But we don't really want to use the block if instead we could just guarantee that you die because that would give us seven blocks.

03:40:04.580 --> 03:40:11.500
But I could also draw zero cards, which is pretty valuable all right taking 15 kind of not ideal

03:40:15.220 --> 03:40:21.020
And changing series name to HW was kind of type of thing that could be the play

03:40:21.020 --> 03:40:37.820
I don't think we have enough block right now.

03:40:37.820 --> 03:40:40.700
Add Sly to a skill in your hand this turn.

03:40:40.700 --> 03:40:47.580
Sly added to a backflip or something like that could go fucking crazy.

03:40:47.580 --> 03:40:50.420
Daniel Plainview sounds like Bane without the mask.

03:40:50.420 --> 03:40:51.260
Fuck.

03:40:51.260 --> 03:40:53.660
They fucking figured out the...

03:40:53.660 --> 03:40:55.580
They figured out the fucking impression.

03:40:55.580 --> 03:40:56.420
No, no!

03:40:59.540 --> 03:41:00.380
No!

03:41:03.380 --> 03:41:05.180
But the Jack Nicholson is singular.

03:41:05.180 --> 03:41:07.940
The Jack Nicholson is based on nothing but his spirit.

03:41:09.500 --> 03:41:11.060
Why don't you show your pie hole

03:41:11.060 --> 03:41:12.940
and give me an anchor relic?

03:41:14.860 --> 03:41:17.420
There's certain things in there.

03:41:17.420 --> 03:41:19.140
There's elements of other characters.

03:41:19.140 --> 03:41:20.700
Christians later certainly in there,

03:41:20.700 --> 03:41:24.340
maybe a few other individuals as well.

03:41:24.340 --> 03:41:27.260
I actually think we discard this, believe it or not.

03:41:27.260 --> 03:41:30.500
The reason is we wanna make sure we play our corrosive wave.

03:41:36.660 --> 03:41:38.740
And then you play expertise,

03:41:38.740 --> 03:41:40.940
which then allows you to draw more cards,

03:41:40.940 --> 03:41:41.940
which kills them all.

03:41:44.620 --> 03:41:45.460
That was big.

03:41:47.420 --> 03:41:53.760
Get a new Jack Nicholson quote. I mean, that's not even the first quote isn't even Jack Nicholson if I may

03:41:54.660 --> 03:41:58.520
First quotes just some shit that sounds like some shit that Jack Nicholson would say

03:42:04.740 --> 03:42:11.300
Other day I learned that as someone with a mole I can do a deniro just by pulling a sad face. That's very valuable. I

03:42:11.300 --> 03:42:20.300
I do want to say, I had a denero for a while, but I can only get my face to do it if I don't think about it.

03:42:20.300 --> 03:42:27.300
Like if I try to think about getting the muppet face with the upside down frown, I can't do it.

03:42:30.300 --> 03:42:32.300
I can't do it. I can't do it.

03:42:32.300 --> 03:42:38.140
This will probably work.

03:42:38.140 --> 03:42:42.940
Outbreak, corrosive wave, calculated gamble.

03:42:42.940 --> 03:42:45.620
I would say this worked.

03:42:45.620 --> 03:42:50.500
Don't even play the well laid plans, it's not necessary.

03:42:50.500 --> 03:42:51.500
Beaker from the Muppets.

03:42:51.500 --> 03:42:54.100
Well that's kind of what I'm going for, but I can't get there man.

03:42:54.100 --> 03:42:58.620
I can't, I can't, I can't get there.

03:42:58.620 --> 03:43:00.700
Good colorless potion please.

03:43:00.700 --> 03:43:04.700
I mean, zero cost card that creates three zero cost cards.

03:43:07.000 --> 03:43:09.540
Discard two cards, add two shibs into your hand.

03:43:09.540 --> 03:43:12.520
I mean, I'm pretty sure you're in a freaking die, man.

03:43:17.680 --> 03:43:20.380
Kind of an insanely great potion to be honest.

03:43:24.180 --> 03:43:27.940
We need force multipliers for poison,

03:43:27.940 --> 03:43:29.060
not linear multipliers.

03:43:29.060 --> 03:43:32.740
You need to change the slope, not the y-intercept.

03:43:32.740 --> 03:43:36.060
I got called Bald John Cusack once,

03:43:36.060 --> 03:43:38.460
and I've been riding that high for 10 years.

03:43:38.460 --> 03:43:40.420
But what does Bald John Cusack mean?

03:43:40.420 --> 03:43:46.100
By the way, I also want to hear a reference to a reference

03:43:46.100 --> 03:43:50.620
to John Cusack kind of crazy in 2026.

03:43:50.620 --> 03:43:54.300
I feel like nobody respects the Cusack anymore, man.

03:43:59.060 --> 03:44:03.060
Malgovich has definitely passed him in the John rankings.

03:44:03.060 --> 03:44:07.060
I don't think anybody would dispute that even in the slightest.

03:44:07.060 --> 03:44:10.060
Weight exposed could be huge here.

03:44:10.060 --> 03:44:15.060
Alright, this is the whole run hinges on this fight as far as I'm concerned.

03:44:15.060 --> 03:44:17.060
Obviously we want this.

03:44:17.060 --> 03:44:18.060
Sure, why not?

03:44:18.060 --> 03:44:19.060
Obviously we want this.

03:44:19.060 --> 03:44:21.060
See what kind of card we can get out of this?

03:44:21.060 --> 03:44:25.060
Rolling Boulder would definitely help, man.

03:44:25.060 --> 03:44:28.060
Rolling Boulder will speed this whole thing up.

03:44:28.060 --> 03:44:38.300
Is John the most competitive first-name leaderboard?

03:44:38.300 --> 03:44:39.300
No, man.

03:44:39.300 --> 03:44:49.860
I mean, these days, Olivia's given it a run for his money.

03:44:49.860 --> 03:44:55.220
Basically long story short, if you don't have a child in your life, you may not know that

03:44:55.220 --> 03:44:59.620
Every child on earth between the age of zero and nine is named Olivia

03:45:03.060 --> 03:45:06.820
This card of days play an outbreak, you know what player well-laid plans

03:45:08.300 --> 03:45:11.260
I'm not even gonna play this and add two pieces of bullshit to my deck

03:45:12.500 --> 03:45:14.500
Let's keep this

03:45:16.820 --> 03:45:18.820
This is what we want

03:45:19.620 --> 03:45:24.300
Okay, I mean hand trick goes crazy, but I think I'm just gonna kill you instead

03:45:25.220 --> 03:45:28.220
Confirms.

03:45:28.220 --> 03:45:30.220
Wait.

03:45:30.220 --> 03:45:32.220
This crew is good, man.

03:45:32.220 --> 03:45:34.220
This crew is good!

03:45:37.220 --> 03:45:39.220
How old are the Khaleesi girls now?

03:45:39.220 --> 03:45:40.220
Can I say something?

03:45:40.220 --> 03:45:41.220
All the hand-wringing over.

03:45:41.220 --> 03:45:43.220
I think I did this bit a while ago, so I apologize.

03:45:43.220 --> 03:45:45.220
Librarian, can you back this up?

03:45:45.220 --> 03:45:47.220
I find the Khaleesi stuff.

03:45:47.220 --> 03:45:49.220
I find it virtue signaling.

03:45:49.220 --> 03:45:54.220
I think there's like 9 to 10 people on Earth named Khaleesi.

03:45:54.220 --> 03:45:57.980
and a hundred thousand people that are like I feel so bad for them bro it's okay

03:45:59.340 --> 03:46:05.900
they'll be all right like can I can I get a little crazy and say it's kind of about as embarrassing

03:46:05.900 --> 03:46:12.860
to be named Khaleesi even if the character ended as the good guy like it's bad enough to just be

03:46:12.860 --> 03:46:17.660
named Khaleesi to start with like it doesn't make it that much worse than in season eight she

03:46:17.660 --> 03:46:24.180
kind of broke bad. Everyone like they're leaving reddit comments like oh rip to all the people

03:46:24.180 --> 03:46:29.100
who named their kid Khaleesi now that she's a bad guy bro they named their kid Khaleesi

03:46:29.100 --> 03:46:42.380
they got bigger problems. But that's just my opinion. Honestly I think you should hit

03:46:42.380 --> 03:46:44.620
I mean, I should save calculated gamble.

03:46:48.380 --> 03:46:51.200
You dump defend, this is so huge, man.

03:46:51.200 --> 03:46:52.380
Perrosive wave.

03:46:56.380 --> 03:47:00.240
I mean, hand trick on expertise

03:47:00.240 --> 03:47:04.160
and then draw like a million cards.

03:47:04.160 --> 03:47:05.660
That seems pretty solid.

03:47:08.260 --> 03:47:10.660
And then, sure, an outbreak's good.

03:47:10.660 --> 03:47:16.400
Oh, he hit you like a well-aid plant back, of course.

03:47:16.400 --> 03:47:21.600
Give me, actually give me some draw.

03:47:21.600 --> 03:47:24.240
Anyone else go to school with an ABCDE?

03:47:24.240 --> 03:47:28.760
No I didn't, and can I say something, I'd, if this is true I apologize, but you didn't

03:47:28.760 --> 03:47:29.760
either.

03:47:29.760 --> 03:47:33.480
I don't believe that you did.

03:47:33.480 --> 03:47:37.240
Not real.

03:47:37.240 --> 03:47:43.920
insubordinate and churlish.

03:47:43.920 --> 03:47:47.760
That's the play.

03:47:47.760 --> 03:47:49.920
What about all the adults named Quasimodo?

03:47:49.920 --> 03:47:52.120
Okay, well listen.

03:47:52.120 --> 03:47:53.520
Your parents named you Quasimodo.

03:47:53.520 --> 03:47:55.680
It's kind of your fault for being an ugly baby.

03:47:55.680 --> 03:47:57.320
No disrespect.

03:47:57.320 --> 03:48:01.720
Okay, Hand Trick.

03:48:01.720 --> 03:48:03.640
Hand Trick on a...

03:48:03.640 --> 03:48:06.720
Or how am I going to discard it?

03:48:06.720 --> 03:48:08.220
However, it's good anyway.

03:48:08.220 --> 03:48:09.820
Hand trick on an expertise.

03:48:09.820 --> 03:48:14.820
Save it and discard it in the future, in the year 2000.

03:48:18.620 --> 03:48:19.820
Yeah, yeah, it makes sense.

03:48:23.020 --> 03:48:24.420
Doesn't really make sense,

03:48:24.420 --> 03:48:26.180
because you probably would rather keep this in your hand,

03:48:26.180 --> 03:48:28.540
but it'll come back around.

03:48:28.540 --> 03:48:29.900
It's for this turn only.

03:48:30.820 --> 03:48:32.300
They don't want you to win.

03:48:32.300 --> 03:48:34.000
They don't want you to get healthy.

03:48:36.720 --> 03:48:41.360
Okay, huge mogging.

03:48:41.360 --> 03:48:48.560
Make a defend, sly, and then discard it and have way more block than you could possibly

03:48:48.560 --> 03:48:49.560
need.

03:48:49.560 --> 03:48:53.080
My friend's mom is named Karen.

03:48:53.080 --> 03:49:00.160
Okay, that's one you can be a little sympathetic for, but like at the same time, I don't feel

03:49:00.160 --> 03:49:02.320
sorry because people are judging them based on the name.

03:49:02.320 --> 03:49:08.760
I feel sorry because of the fact that probably every time they meet someone, they have to

03:49:08.760 --> 03:49:12.680
endure some kind of comment that's like, oh, that's an unfortunate name.

03:49:12.680 --> 03:49:15.560
But it's really, isn't it only unfortunate?

03:49:15.560 --> 03:49:17.360
Huge.

03:49:17.360 --> 03:49:24.600
Because of the fact that you're having the conversation about how unfortunate it is?

03:49:24.600 --> 03:49:29.000
Like being a Karen doesn't innately mean that you complain to management.

03:49:29.000 --> 03:49:32.080
I'm pretty sure like the haircut is what makes you evil, not the name.

03:49:33.360 --> 03:49:37.320
But so I would blame the barber more than I would blame, you know, the,

03:49:37.520 --> 03:49:38.880
the, your parents on that one.

03:49:42.960 --> 03:49:46.000
Start each combat with this card in your hands.

03:49:47.320 --> 03:49:49.960
Chat, I've done a pretty good job of constructing this deck.

03:49:49.960 --> 03:49:51.720
If I may say so myself.

03:49:54.960 --> 03:49:58.440
I think an outbreak in the hand is pretty important.

03:49:59.000 --> 03:50:02.160
You definitely know some people with the haircut.

03:50:02.160 --> 03:50:05.340
My toxic trait is that I think the care and haircut looks good.

03:50:05.340 --> 03:50:07.200
I actually think the care and haircut looks good.

03:50:07.200 --> 03:50:10.080
Now sometimes they go a little too far with it.

03:50:10.080 --> 03:50:15.920
They shave it a little too high up or something like that and they make it a little too angled.

03:50:15.920 --> 03:50:19.320
But there are good care and haircuts out there man.

03:50:19.320 --> 03:50:21.960
But you're asking a bald guy for hair opinions.

03:50:21.960 --> 03:50:23.920
This is the worst take you've ever had.

03:50:23.920 --> 03:50:27.680
Nah man, you've seen the haircut where people, you haven't seen people wear the haircut

03:50:27.680 --> 03:50:40.440
like I have. You ever see Kate Goslin? What's a bad haircut then? Oh, I don't know. I think

03:50:40.440 --> 03:50:45.560
the broccoli haircut's kind of fire too. I never, I don't think I ever had enough hair

03:50:45.560 --> 03:50:50.040
to, even as a child, to have done the broccoli haircut. Well, I think if you're like 14,

03:50:50.040 --> 03:50:56.920
the broccoli haircut probably feels awesome, man. Worst take was calling Stretching Fake.

03:50:56.920 --> 03:51:03.540
go to Google Scholar. There's horrible news for you at Google Scholar. Okay, well another

03:51:03.540 --> 03:51:12.680
calculator, wait, we got so much money I forgot. Okay, we dump a strike. Get ready for the

03:51:12.680 --> 03:51:21.200
Royal Stamp. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, it can't go on powers. Dude, just put

03:51:21.200 --> 03:51:28.360
about a calculator gamble then and then we use so much money I think another

03:51:28.360 --> 03:51:33.040
gamble is awesome and just in case give me a meat on the bone just to keep me

03:51:33.040 --> 03:51:35.560
moving here

03:51:42.160 --> 03:51:45.760
can be a little annoying

03:51:45.760 --> 03:51:51.840
Put your palms on the floor while standing up right now, buddy.

03:51:51.840 --> 03:51:59.120
Yeah, but I don't necessarily think like that has any merit to it, you know?

03:51:59.120 --> 03:52:01.720
Like I'm not saying it doesn't.

03:52:01.720 --> 03:52:06.680
All I'm saying is like, what if it doesn't?

03:52:06.680 --> 03:52:07.680
I don't know what I've done.

03:52:07.680 --> 03:52:10.600
Like this doesn't seem like the right way to, yeah, this was not the right way to

03:52:10.600 --> 03:52:14.600
handle this turn.

03:52:14.600 --> 03:52:20.600
Fool's a detrade.

03:52:20.600 --> 03:52:27.360
We're going to be taking a lot of damage, man.

03:52:27.360 --> 03:52:31.720
This went horribly.

03:52:31.720 --> 03:52:38.720
That didn't make it any better at all.

03:52:38.720 --> 03:52:45.920
If LeBron stretches, I'm gonna stretch too.

03:52:45.920 --> 03:52:48.040
Okay, listen.

03:52:48.040 --> 03:52:53.160
That's the logic that ends up with you watching Tom and Jerry before school.

03:52:53.160 --> 03:53:06.800
Which actually, in some circumstances, might be the play, but...

03:53:06.800 --> 03:53:07.800
I'm not gonna die.

03:53:07.800 --> 03:53:16.560
I'm literally not going to die here.

03:53:16.560 --> 03:53:31.440
All we need is corrosive wave, which we got, and then corrosive wave me, hands tricked me

03:53:31.440 --> 03:53:39.320
on an expertise, which you then dump and wipe the whole boss.

03:53:39.320 --> 03:53:42.120
If he loses this fight it invalidates all his takes.

03:53:42.120 --> 03:53:46.800
Sorry librarian.

03:53:46.800 --> 03:53:53.760
It was before the fall when they wrote it on the wall when there wasn't even any Hollywood.

03:53:53.760 --> 03:54:02.940
You know what I'm talking about?

03:54:02.940 --> 03:54:05.040
No, it's the Caves of Altamira by Steely Dan.

03:54:05.040 --> 03:54:08.840
I'll give you a freebie.

03:54:08.840 --> 03:54:09.840
This game stinks.

03:54:09.840 --> 03:54:14.320
It's like a deck load of cards!

03:54:14.320 --> 03:54:15.320
Who made this?

03:54:15.320 --> 03:54:20.160
Fred, fun?

03:54:20.160 --> 03:54:22.520
We literally don't want these cards.

03:54:22.520 --> 03:54:24.640
These cards are bad.

03:54:24.640 --> 03:54:26.440
We literally want this card.

03:54:26.440 --> 03:54:28.640
This card is good.

03:54:28.640 --> 03:54:35.200
Bro, where's my fucking corrosive wave?

03:54:35.200 --> 03:54:42.240
Oh, that was not smart.

03:54:42.240 --> 03:54:47.240
There's my fucking corrosive wave, but I haven't played a fucking county like a gamble.

03:54:47.240 --> 03:54:50.160
I gotta drink my motherfucking potion, man.

03:54:50.160 --> 03:55:07.360
free to play this turn. Bitches cry! Are you kidding me?

03:55:07.360 --> 03:55:14.280
This is so easy. Hand trick, put it on a splash. You dump a splash, give me a card to play

03:55:14.280 --> 03:55:22.040
for free it's horrible three damage for each energy previously spent this turn it's two times

03:55:27.640 --> 03:55:28.760
whatever you're dead anyway

03:55:34.760 --> 03:55:40.840
have you seen the AI WWE voice gen freak out bid chat you tell me have i seen that one

03:55:44.280 --> 03:55:58.280
I've never played outbreak. What a disaster man. No, if it ain't cracked out uncle, it's a very serious chance that I've never seen it. It came out today, no shot, okay.

03:56:01.280 --> 03:56:05.280
Well I answer your question with another question Chad, have you ever seen Clio from 5-7?

03:56:05.280 --> 03:56:21.920
7. Now, some criterion channel. I don't think it's going anywhere, though. Perosive wave

03:56:21.920 --> 03:56:33.440
me. You don't need the corrosive wave. You're not drawing any cards this turn. But it doesn't

03:56:33.440 --> 03:56:40.440
we don't have any kind of retain it doesn't matter

03:56:40.440 --> 03:56:44.560
bucket bro

03:56:44.560 --> 03:56:48.000
has to be a clay or the cc set

03:56:48.000 --> 03:56:52.720
mhm, un petit peu, un petit peu, sans trois

03:56:52.720 --> 03:57:00.040
un petit peu, mhm

03:57:00.040 --> 03:57:07.040
if you don't know a language you can just kind of like fake it

03:57:09.860 --> 03:57:12.020
you know what it is

03:57:12.020 --> 03:57:14.540
you're so disilleged

03:57:14.540 --> 03:57:19.120
and now we are not the sun bro

03:57:19.120 --> 03:57:22.520
you're talking like you like it's my mistress's eyes are some shit like that

03:57:22.520 --> 03:57:24.280
you think i am shakespeare

03:57:24.280 --> 03:57:28.460
i was watching chibley stream

03:57:28.460 --> 03:57:31.020
He did a Myers-Briggs personality test.

03:57:31.020 --> 03:57:35.520
How the fuck does the Myers-Briggs foundation

03:57:37.380 --> 03:57:40.420
know that William Shakespeare was like INTF

03:57:40.420 --> 03:57:42.120
or something like that?

03:57:42.120 --> 03:57:43.700
How the fuck do they know that,

03:57:43.700 --> 03:57:46.500
he lived 600 years ago, bro?

03:57:48.540 --> 03:57:50.140
There's no shot they know that.

03:57:50.140 --> 03:57:51.760
They think we're stupid, man.

03:57:53.260 --> 03:57:54.100
Wait, have we played,

03:57:54.100 --> 03:57:55.460
we haven't played Tools of the Trade yet.

03:57:55.460 --> 03:57:57.100
I'm gonna fucking freak out.

03:57:58.460 --> 03:58:22.900
We have played tools of the trade and I was talking about well laid plans, my bad y'all.

03:58:22.900 --> 03:58:24.620
This is status, that's not a skill.

03:58:24.620 --> 03:58:28.120
Okay, this is a beautiful turn to extend weakness

03:58:28.120 --> 03:58:30.340
and also get further away from the fella.

03:58:34.580 --> 03:58:36.680
The chat debuff is real.

03:58:36.680 --> 03:58:39.680
Well, yeah, I'm mostly trying to have some fun with it.

03:58:41.640 --> 03:58:44.820
We're gonna, we should save calculated gamble

03:58:44.820 --> 03:58:46.020
for the dream turn.

03:58:48.100 --> 03:58:50.220
And reflex for the dream turn.

03:58:54.620 --> 03:59:01.380
Take no damage, play a frantic escape, and strike him.

03:59:01.380 --> 03:59:06.380
I'm not blaming Chad, I'm providing a series of constraints that lead to a situation where

03:59:06.380 --> 03:59:07.540
it's your fault.

03:59:07.540 --> 03:59:10.940
There's a subtle but very important difference.

03:59:10.940 --> 03:59:14.340
Can I get corrosive wave please?

03:59:14.340 --> 03:59:23.780
Okay, I extend your weakness for one more time.

03:59:23.780 --> 03:59:24.780
And then we store these two.

03:59:24.780 --> 03:59:25.780
We're going to have a huge turn.

03:59:25.780 --> 03:59:27.780
We're going to have a huge turn.

03:59:27.780 --> 03:59:29.340
Oh, corrosive wave does exist.

03:59:29.340 --> 03:59:31.140
Who would have freaking thought, man?

03:59:31.140 --> 03:59:39.180
Okay, corrosive wave, don't even neutralize because the poison is worth more to us.

03:59:39.180 --> 03:59:41.380
No reason to play that.

03:59:41.380 --> 03:59:43.180
Calculated gamble is going to ruin your life.

03:59:43.180 --> 03:59:45.620
It drew another corrosive wave.

03:59:45.620 --> 03:59:54.060
That's good because we want to retain.

03:59:54.060 --> 03:59:55.060
That's huge.

03:59:55.060 --> 03:59:56.460
And then you store these right here.

03:59:56.460 --> 04:00:01.020
Dude, this deck is actually going to work.

04:00:01.020 --> 04:00:03.220
We don't need Frantic Escape on this turn.

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You play Corrosive Wave.

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You play a Finesse.

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You play a Dagger Throw, dump a Frantic Escape.

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Play an Expertise, which has done even more damage to you.

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Discard two Frantic...

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save one frantic escape in case you need it and then play two shifts.

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The weekend. 14 damage is literally meaningless.

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Confirms. Confirms. You know what? I'm going to extend your weakness for one more turn,

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so I don't have to worry about it. Save that, save that.

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I mean, literally we win now.

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It's that simple.

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You're going to get eaten?

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You don't know basic mathematics.

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Even worse, even more embarrassing, it's not even basic mathematics.

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basic arithmetic was watch this carousel wave finesse dagger throw don't be you're

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already dead you're already dead

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they're all ass we don't want any of them first card you play each combat is

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played an extra time the first card you play each combat is put every four

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cards you play, you may cook at rest, and they're all good! They're all good, man!

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Oh, yeah. They're all good. And then we want to go to as many rest sites as

04:02:06.820 --> 04:02:12.940
possible. There's one, there's two, there's three. Well, it's gonna be that

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then unless we go to three that way too and then we get up but we go to one shot

04:02:19.900 --> 04:02:27.300
that sucks. Yo this PSG versus Bayern match is crazy. Oh yeah I'm hearing it's

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the most high-scoring football game ever. The score is 1-0.

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Oh, man, that means 1 to 0 for those of you who don't know how to roll.

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I felt it felt real nice.

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It felt real nice to say it is all I'm going to say, man.

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Somebody's got to make the bold joke and the thing about jokes is there's always a little

04:03:05.220 --> 04:03:06.220
truth in them.

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Someone's got to make the bold joke that they don't be scoring a lot of goals in football

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matches most of the time.

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What about Brazil versus Germany?

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Okay, that was literally 12 years ago.

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Also I like soccer.

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We got to save the white caps.

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How can I save the white caps?

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I'm not buying the team.

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I'm pretty sure it's Steve Nash as one of the owners.

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She's got me cleared.

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Well, we want tools in the trade.

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Find someone to buy it.

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I was, some of the cope on the white cap subreddit, like it's Gallo's humor, but it made me laugh.

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They were like, our only hope is to convince Chip Wilson's kids to get interested in soccer,

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so the Lulu Lemon guy decides to buy the team as a vanity project, and I'm like, man,

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that's has anyone ever thought to ask Chip Wilson if he'll buy the wide I

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wonder if anyone's ever slid that across Chip Wilson's desk considering we

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have like I don't know two billionaires who live in our city wonder if anyone's

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ever been like hey chip I got an idea for you

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we want a well-laid plans and then just backflip and take the cards you

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like man. Giving better concession cuts at BC Place. It is fucked up that the whole

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thing is gonna fall apart because they only get like 10% of concession sales

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or something like that. Like that's criminal man.

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Okay this is good. You are gonna want an outbreak at some point. I think this

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This is good enough, man.

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Corrosive wave, hand trick on a finesse, even though it doesn't matter.

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Discard the finesse, draw a card, get a neutralize.

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Hobbs your uncle.

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White caps are 8-0 and 1.

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They're really good, man!

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That's the worst part!

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I mean, fuck it, bro!

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I don't even watch soccer!

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I'd probably rather have the white caps than the Canucks

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It could change if we get the first pick in the in the draft that that would really help

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Yeah, fuck it will dump this one no corrosive waves that

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That could change man, I could change real quick

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They're not Edmonton no can do bro. I added another team to the all be mad if they win the lottery list

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Obviously Toronto's on there. Obviously

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University of South Florida is on there

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But if the Islanders win, I think I'm gonna be pissed too not because I hate the Islanders

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But because they just got Hunter Schaefer

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They literally won the draft lottery to get Hunter Schaefer. There's no shot

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They should be winning two draft lotteries with such low odds

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I need to draw cards.

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Crazy play, but hear me out.

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Ruin their life.

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Any relation to Matthew Schaefer?

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See it's not for me to say, not for me to say.

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Huge. Oh, I never played corrosive wave. That makes sense, mostly because I didn't have it in

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my hand now that I think about it. Okay, dump. Well, you should have done this in a different

04:06:53.480 --> 04:06:57.080
order, but dump this and then literally just hold these.

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You need to be dead, bro

04:07:16.800 --> 04:07:20.200
Admit it. Can you just admit that you're gonna be a little pissed off when this run works?

04:07:22.280 --> 04:07:26.640
Can you just admit that you're gonna say some shit like why do his runs always work and mine fall apart?

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Even though yours are obviously better and mines are obviously worse

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Mines? I think I said mines, man

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kind of ruin the bit when I said mines.

04:07:42.960 --> 04:07:43.960
Do you have a swag deficiency?

04:07:43.960 --> 04:07:44.960
I do not have a swag deficiency.

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I put 14 poison on all these enemies in a single turn.

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How could that be a swag deficiency?

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How could anyone possibly call this deficient?

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I can get out of this without taking damage.

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W Potion.

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Oh, the most W of all potions, man.

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And then just a single attack.

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Oh, the best way to finish it off, man.

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Okay, you've convinced me by the way. We'll add slide to bouncing flask so we can play

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it for free. Hold this, hold that, weaken you. You're doing seven damage. Sick joke. Two

04:08:47.520 --> 04:08:54.400
shivs. Doesn't bother me in the slightest. Habs versus Bolts is sick. It's literally,

04:08:54.400 --> 04:09:01.460
It's one of the best playoff series I've ever seen, but I think it's just that I'm blinded

04:09:01.460 --> 04:09:06.060
by the youthful swag on the Montreal Canadiens.

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And the fact that my whole life until I moved to Vancouver, I was a Canadiens fan, and even

04:09:10.540 --> 04:09:15.380
the teams that were pretty good were full of like old motherfuckers, and they never

04:09:15.380 --> 04:09:18.740
had like exciting young players.

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The most exciting player they had was like Saku Koyvu, and then, and I mean he's

04:09:23.820 --> 04:09:29.340
the goat don't get me wrong but also Alexei Kovalev who like two out of three

04:09:29.340 --> 04:09:33.780
nights would not do anything and then one out of three nights would get like

04:09:33.780 --> 04:09:40.020
five points so the fact that they have like I don't know at least three young

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players who are like under the age of 24 and are actually good and exciting is

04:09:44.820 --> 04:09:48.860
kind of mind-blowing for me to be honest

04:09:48.860 --> 04:09:57.380
Wild vs. Stars too? Yeah, I hope Quinn Hughes' experience is like nothing but misery for

04:09:57.380 --> 04:10:04.500
the rest of his life in all, as I said to you last, I was going to say in all domains,

04:10:04.500 --> 04:10:11.060
even beyond the professional. I do hope his heart is broken in his first series here.

04:10:11.060 --> 04:10:21.140
And then I also hope that the same thing happens next year and then he leaves Minnesota.

04:10:21.140 --> 04:10:28.340
I hope that he leaves Minnesota having never accomplished anything in the wild.

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I hope they're subreddit for the rest of my life is just for the people being like the

04:10:33.380 --> 04:10:38.020
Queen Hughes trade was like the beginning of the end.

04:10:38.020 --> 04:10:45.600
pretty much that would be like a dream come true for me. I did play a corrosive

04:10:45.600 --> 04:10:50.520
wave. I don't mind taking two damage, go ahead man.

04:10:51.760 --> 04:10:59.400
Well we already have nothing. You should have less. You should have even less than

04:10:59.400 --> 04:11:09.400
Did you ever have him on the NLSS?

04:11:09.400 --> 04:11:10.900
Quinn, get in touch.

04:11:10.900 --> 04:11:12.400
Have your people get in touch with my people.

04:11:12.400 --> 04:11:14.400
It might be a play.

04:11:14.400 --> 04:11:16.400
It could be a play.

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A card that exhausts doesn't exhaust!

04:11:18.400 --> 04:11:19.400
Yes!

04:11:19.400 --> 04:11:26.400
Oh my God!

04:11:26.400 --> 04:11:28.400
I didn't say I wanted to erase his existence.

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This is existence.

04:11:29.400 --> 04:11:34.600
I said I wanted him to suffer.

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Like I don't want him to get physically hurt, but I want him to be in like a psychological

04:11:39.000 --> 04:11:41.400
bind for sure.

04:11:41.400 --> 04:11:46.560
I don't use anything wrong with that.

04:11:46.560 --> 04:11:49.040
I'm going to make a little bet, by the way.

04:11:49.040 --> 04:11:53.680
I'm going to make a bet that one of these question marks is a damn shop.

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What the fuck is this luck?

04:11:54.920 --> 04:11:55.920
Here it comes.

04:11:55.920 --> 04:11:57.400
How come your runs always look like this?

04:11:57.400 --> 04:12:03.800
mine are so jacked up must be something to do with the game true change comes from within

04:12:03.800 --> 04:12:23.880
buddy oh what the fuck yo what what just happened it finally had this is the fake merchant

04:12:23.880 --> 04:12:36.920
I didn't check huge whatever real fake. I'm the one with the motherfucking gun

04:12:42.320 --> 04:12:44.320
You hear you

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Whatever man

04:12:53.880 --> 04:12:58.120
Okay, first off, you need that little hand trick on bouncing flask.

04:12:59.720 --> 04:13:00.200
Dump it.

04:13:04.680 --> 04:13:06.680
Quick backflip, we're taking no damage.

04:13:06.680 --> 04:13:07.640
Oh, you are.

04:13:07.640 --> 04:13:09.320
You're in a world of hurt, man.

04:13:10.200 --> 04:13:11.480
You're in a world of hurt.

04:13:11.480 --> 04:13:26.920
I think in corrosive wave calculated gamble that doesn't get exhausted into another corrosive

04:13:26.920 --> 04:13:37.840
wave into discarding two cards and then playing those cards and then expertise in your debt

04:13:37.840 --> 04:13:38.920
Holy fuck.

04:13:40.080 --> 04:13:42.880
Wait, wait, wait, we gotta think about this.

04:13:42.880 --> 04:13:43.840
Merchants rug?

04:13:43.840 --> 04:13:45.480
I've never had it, man.

04:13:45.480 --> 04:13:47.200
I've never had it.

04:13:47.200 --> 04:13:50.400
Oh, you get all of this shit, but don't take Snack-O-I.

04:13:57.240 --> 04:13:58.400
Don't take Snack-O-I.

04:13:58.400 --> 04:13:59.400
Okay, huge.

04:14:03.480 --> 04:14:04.840
They're all question marks?

04:14:04.840 --> 04:14:05.960
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're like

04:14:05.960 --> 04:14:07.440
the worst version of the relics,

04:14:07.440 --> 04:14:10.840
But wait, that was huge.

04:14:10.840 --> 04:14:13.700
But then what are we going to do with this shit, man?

04:14:13.700 --> 04:14:14.840
I mean, maybe one of the other ones

04:14:14.840 --> 04:14:16.200
will be a merchant, I guess.

04:14:26.640 --> 04:14:29.440
You guys are not hating me.

04:14:29.440 --> 04:14:32.000
You are not.

04:14:32.000 --> 04:14:34.120
It is not clocking to you that I'm standing on business.

04:14:34.120 --> 04:14:41.440
I do like a well-aid plans.

04:14:41.440 --> 04:14:49.520
I do also like playing better cards than the cards you've given me, which are cards that

04:14:49.520 --> 04:14:52.120
are bad.

04:14:52.120 --> 04:14:55.320
Like now, now we can have a fucking conversation, okay?

04:14:55.320 --> 04:15:08.520
Now we can talk as human beings because your life is over.

04:15:08.520 --> 04:15:10.960
Shout out Justin Bieber.

04:15:10.960 --> 04:15:15.920
You know my mom told me?

04:15:15.920 --> 04:15:19.040
She got embarrassed because she was listening to the radio and she was like, this song sounds

04:15:19.040 --> 04:15:32.360
really nice. And then she found out it was a Justin Bieber song. It happens man. I remember

04:15:32.360 --> 04:15:43.840
I should have slide that for sure man. I remember my uncle who was a huge fan of Kiss

04:15:43.840 --> 04:15:46.540
and also the glam rock band T-Rex.

04:15:47.840 --> 04:15:49.240
He was so excited,

04:15:49.240 --> 04:15:51.000
because he found a new song that he liked

04:15:51.000 --> 04:15:53.320
and then he showed it to us and it was by Hanson.

04:15:53.320 --> 04:15:55.200
It was like Hanson's post,

04:15:57.080 --> 04:16:00.260
post-Bop song,

04:16:00.260 --> 04:16:01.880
but like several years later

04:16:01.880 --> 04:16:06.420
and he like, he himself felt like he could not recover

04:16:06.420 --> 04:16:09.640
from the generational aura loss.

04:16:09.640 --> 04:16:12.440
Which to be honest, I mean, I can understand it, man.

04:16:13.840 --> 04:16:17.840
Certainly who among us couldn't?

04:16:17.840 --> 04:16:21.840
That Sting's...

04:16:21.840 --> 04:16:27.840
I mean KISS went really winners. He was a big fan of KISS.

04:16:27.840 --> 04:16:33.840
He was a huge KISS head. He still probably is. I just haven't talked to him in a bit.

04:16:33.840 --> 04:16:37.840
He's cool in my books.

04:16:37.840 --> 04:16:43.040
Sly bouncing flask and then watch this. Oh, you gotta lose your mind to Detroit.

04:16:47.240 --> 04:16:52.240
I mean, even myself, I have Detroit Rock City on my Powertown players. Every time it comes on, I skip it.

04:16:52.240 --> 04:16:54.440
I'm like, why is this shit on the playlist, man?

04:16:57.940 --> 04:17:01.940
Ain't no need for that. Wait, don't discard this, yes.

04:17:01.940 --> 04:17:04.940
Discard that? That doesn't seem like the right move.

04:17:04.940 --> 04:17:09.940
He's dead anyway.

04:17:09.940 --> 04:17:14.940
Shop?

04:17:14.940 --> 04:17:15.940
Not a shop.

04:17:15.940 --> 04:17:16.940
Loose 3 HP.

04:17:16.940 --> 04:17:20.440
Loose 4 HP.

04:17:20.440 --> 04:17:22.580
I can live with expertise being gone.

04:17:22.580 --> 04:17:25.280
It's an edge case scenario.

04:17:25.280 --> 04:17:32.940
And then honestly, brother, I mean this has been, it's been a pleasure.

04:17:32.940 --> 04:17:43.560
it up, he's kind of goaded. I like that it goes, lick it up, lick it up. Oh, I like that

04:17:43.560 --> 04:17:54.980
part of it. It's this. Straight into that. I recognize you're getting stronger. Don't

04:17:54.980 --> 04:18:03.860
give me your own. For some reason I thought that would make you sly, which is obviously

04:18:03.860 --> 04:18:12.380
nonsensical. We're going to play two shibs on your forehead, backflip. Probably just

04:18:12.380 --> 04:18:21.100
a bouncing flask I suppose. It's not that bad. Ten damage. I can live with ten damage.

04:18:21.100 --> 04:18:25.540
two for PSG okay wait I apologize for my words and my deeds actually like that

04:18:25.540 --> 04:18:33.220
does seem like a very high scoring very high scoring football match I think I

04:18:33.220 --> 04:18:35.980
would simmer on you right oh actually let's see if we can get something a

04:18:35.980 --> 04:18:48.980
little better no reason really just hold these kiss kind of ripped off and

04:18:48.980 --> 04:18:57.600
saying clown posse's whole thing. Sources are, sources are saying man. Gene Wilder

04:18:57.600 --> 04:19:08.600
kind of the original Violent J. It's not Gene Wilder. Certainly not Gene Wilder.

04:19:08.600 --> 04:19:10.600
Now that I think about it...

04:19:17.600 --> 04:19:21.600
Did not play corrosive wave this turn, but this doesn't exhaust, but it doesn't matter.

04:19:25.600 --> 04:19:29.600
You've made that mistake before? I just know so many genes, man.

04:19:31.600 --> 04:19:33.600
I feel like Gregor Mendel.

04:19:33.600 --> 04:19:38.600
How about a discard? They gave me a discard! Your fool's now gonna win the game!

04:19:46.600 --> 04:19:50.600
I would like to only have one wound added into my deck. That seems smart.

04:19:52.600 --> 04:19:55.600
Do you know blue jeans? Like the pant or the K-pop band?

04:19:55.600 --> 04:20:16.480
pop band. I think we want to dump and dump. The denim. I feel like it's like what kind

04:20:16.480 --> 04:20:23.920
of pants go with me on this one? What kind of pants does the pink panther wear? Denim,

04:20:23.920 --> 04:20:30.740
Denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim,

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denim.

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It's kind of a riff on an old classic, but he doesn't wear any, he has slacks.

04:20:37.700 --> 04:20:40.420
Can I get a check on that?

04:20:40.420 --> 04:20:43.220
I haven't actually, I've never seen a Pink Panther movie.

04:20:43.220 --> 04:20:45.940
I should probably get on that.

04:20:45.940 --> 04:20:49.380
Can start doing the hand thing.

04:20:49.380 --> 04:20:51.380
Save both of those.

04:20:51.380 --> 04:20:52.380
Okay.

04:20:52.380 --> 04:21:01.020
be honest I know I know you're mad I know you're mad that I'm standing on

04:21:01.020 --> 04:21:10.980
business on this run it's okay you can be mad I'm so fucking mad I watch to see

04:21:10.980 --> 04:21:17.760
you win oh don't it's beneath it's beneath you to just tell lies no need

04:21:17.760 --> 04:21:21.960
to go and chat and tell lies, misrepresent the whole situation.

04:21:30.360 --> 04:21:31.760
I guess we could still lose.

04:21:33.760 --> 04:21:34.560
Nah!

04:21:39.060 --> 04:21:41.560
Should we just apply like a shit load of poison to you?

04:21:45.360 --> 04:21:46.560
Seems sensible, man.

04:21:47.760 --> 04:21:49.760
Two weeks. Yes

04:21:49.860 --> 04:21:51.860
Yeah, bear naked ladies. Are you listening?

04:21:53.300 --> 04:21:57.600
What about it's been two weeks and then you could call you could do it in fortnight, bro

04:22:02.320 --> 04:22:09.860
It's been two weeks and then just get Tim Sweeney on the phone. Oh you are fucked lad

04:22:17.760 --> 04:22:22.280
I root for you in all other games, but in this one I want you to fail.

04:22:22.280 --> 04:22:25.840
That's fair, because it means, you know why? Because the videos are so good, it means you get more of them.

04:22:25.840 --> 04:22:31.340
The more I lose, the more videos you get.

04:22:31.340 --> 04:22:36.360
I am 100% convinced that Mega Crit gives streamers a different experience from the rest of us, despite having a deck

04:22:36.360 --> 04:22:40.160
50% larger than mine with half as many block cards. You still manage to draw them exactly when you need.

04:22:40.160 --> 04:22:44.560
Well, I will go multiple hands in a row without seeing one, and this isn't even far-fetched, as you can actually put in a special code

04:22:44.560 --> 04:22:47.120
that I'm sure they gave you to promote the game. Play the game as the rest of this

04:22:47.120 --> 04:22:48.560
do and see if you can win with that cheating.

04:22:48.560 --> 04:22:51.920
Not sorry nephew, I'm sorry to say. First thought is W bait.

04:22:51.920 --> 04:22:59.600
But also, what kind of, it's honestly, it's just the 3,000 hours difference man. I know a lot of

04:22:59.600 --> 04:23:04.880
people just got in to Slay This Bire too because it just came out but playing a little Slay This

04:23:04.880 --> 04:23:09.280
Bire, you know, playing it for eight years gives you some pretty good habits. And also,

04:23:09.280 --> 04:23:17.740
if I may say so some pretty bad ones curious what your win rates are I don't

04:23:17.740 --> 04:23:25.160
know let's fucking check the check the character stats man not too damn good 43

04:23:25.160 --> 04:23:31.260
wins 32 losses on the ironclad we're at nine and five the silent we're at ten

04:23:31.260 --> 04:23:39.960
in 10 region where I don't want to say it I really want to say it. Necrobiner were

04:23:39.960 --> 04:23:50.160
8 and 4 and then defector at 7 and 2 man. Win rate's actually pretty high. I might

04:23:50.160 --> 04:23:53.360
be the best ever they're saying.

04:23:53.360 --> 04:24:02.760
Okay, we need to have a run that doesn't take more than 45 minutes.

04:24:02.760 --> 04:24:08.600
Let's try a little Necrobinder play.

04:24:08.600 --> 04:24:12.480
I don't want a stone humidifier, bro, because we ain't rested.

04:24:12.480 --> 04:24:14.280
Give me two transforms.

04:24:14.280 --> 04:24:15.280
Holy fuck.

04:24:15.280 --> 04:24:18.000
Wait, they synergize?

04:24:18.000 --> 04:24:21.040
Maybe I am on the streamer client, bro.

04:24:21.040 --> 04:24:29.840
too strength, gain energy at the start of each turn. It's a little outrageous, but could

04:24:29.840 --> 04:24:40.040
do the trick. That to me screams elite path. Like fight this lad, fight this lad, fight this

04:24:40.040 --> 04:24:48.600
lad, and take advantage of these awesome campfires early. You need to borrow time to the juicer.

04:24:48.600 --> 04:24:54.600
Probably correct. I need borrow time for the juicer.

04:24:54.600 --> 04:24:57.600
I'm hearing.

04:25:04.600 --> 04:25:08.600
Alright, it might be the easiest deck of all time.

04:25:08.600 --> 04:25:15.600
Gain 11 block next turn, gain 1 energy. It's kind of like borrow time in so many ways.

04:25:15.600 --> 04:25:19.600
As long as you draw it at the appropriate time frame, which we exactly did by the way.

04:25:23.600 --> 04:25:25.600
This is awesome.

04:25:27.600 --> 04:25:30.600
First attack each turn does 50% additional damage.

04:25:32.600 --> 04:25:33.600
This is incredible, man.

04:25:34.600 --> 04:25:36.600
I'll take a clumsy for a random relic.

04:25:36.600 --> 04:25:41.600
Oh, all of the attacks we add to our deck for the rest of the game are going to be upgraded.

04:25:41.600 --> 04:25:51.600
I thought the old lady threw it into the ocean at the end, man.

04:25:51.600 --> 04:25:55.000
You telling me you went down and got it for you?

04:25:55.000 --> 04:25:57.400
This could still go wrong, by the way.

04:25:57.400 --> 04:26:02.200
Hey, as clumsy as you've been, there's no one laughing.

04:26:02.200 --> 04:26:05.440
You will be safe with me.

04:26:05.440 --> 04:26:10.840
Yes, man.

04:26:10.840 --> 04:26:14.640
I don't know that one. I'm not surprised. It's Our Lady Piece.

04:26:14.640 --> 04:26:17.880
Kind of an Etobicoke classic.

04:26:17.880 --> 04:26:24.080
Oste deals 6 damage. Whenever you play a card that costs 2 or more, return this to your hand from the discard pile.

04:26:24.080 --> 04:26:27.880
Yeah, I could be persuaded.

04:26:27.880 --> 04:26:32.280
Take 8 damage to save 2. Can I tell you what happened?

04:26:32.280 --> 04:26:39.280
I wasn't paying attention because I thought my deck was too good to ever take damage.

04:26:40.840 --> 04:26:46.840
Relatable, maybe?

04:26:46.840 --> 04:26:49.840
Origin, what happened?

04:26:49.840 --> 04:26:50.840
Oh, I see.

04:26:50.840 --> 04:26:52.840
No self promo.

04:26:52.840 --> 04:26:59.840
I mean, vulnerable could help us out a lot here.

04:26:59.840 --> 04:27:01.840
No doubt about it.

04:27:01.840 --> 04:27:03.840
Any chance you cost three?

04:27:03.840 --> 04:27:06.840
No, you just do a fuckload more damage.

04:27:06.840 --> 04:27:09.840
I think I'd like to do that.

04:27:09.840 --> 04:27:13.840
I'll be waving my hand, watching you drown.

04:27:13.840 --> 04:27:14.840
Yeah, yeah.

04:27:14.840 --> 04:27:18.840
The guy who references our Lady of Peace but doesn't get the joke.

04:27:18.840 --> 04:27:20.840
Mods?

04:27:20.840 --> 04:27:23.840
Um, mods?

04:27:23.840 --> 04:27:26.840
This guy counters you?

04:27:30.840 --> 04:27:33.840
That would affect me if I knew how to read.

04:27:33.840 --> 04:27:35.840
I'm not even sweating that.

04:27:39.840 --> 04:27:41.840
counter that bro

04:27:52.840 --> 04:27:54.840
Oh, I'll just play my cards I suppose

04:27:56.840 --> 04:28:02.840
Bro's gonna lose this run. Why are you talking like Julie Delpy at the end of Before Sunset? You ain't Julie Delpy

04:28:09.840 --> 04:28:12.840
I am. Oh my god, Julie.

04:28:12.840 --> 04:28:17.840
Julie, I loved you in, um, but I'm a cheerleader.

04:28:17.840 --> 04:28:20.840
I didn't expect to see you there, but I loved you.

04:28:20.840 --> 04:28:27.840
Julie, Julie, we loved you, Julie, we did, we, we loved Defy.

04:28:27.840 --> 04:28:31.840
15 seconds of screen time.

04:28:31.840 --> 04:28:35.840
And she stole the show. Not really, it's an ensemble cast.

04:28:39.840 --> 04:28:42.180
Why do you sound like Trump?

04:28:42.180 --> 04:28:43.760
It's a coincidence, Julie.

04:28:43.760 --> 04:28:50.120
It's just mere, his mere happenstance, Julie.

04:28:50.120 --> 04:28:54.280
They're saying don't play the card that makes you lose strength before you play your attacks.

04:28:54.280 --> 04:28:58.440
They're saying play the attacks first, Julie.

04:28:58.440 --> 04:29:06.440
They don't love you like I love you, Julie.

04:29:06.440 --> 04:29:12.040
So someone said, do you ever worry that your voice will get stuck in Trump cadence and you'll

04:29:12.040 --> 04:29:13.880
never be able to get it back?

04:29:13.880 --> 04:29:14.880
Yes.

04:29:14.880 --> 04:29:16.880
Yes, 100%.

04:29:16.880 --> 04:29:19.320
I do worry about that.

04:29:19.320 --> 04:29:25.680
And it sometimes does go down like that, to be honest with you.

04:29:25.680 --> 04:29:31.680
There are times I find myself talking with a little bit of a Trump cadence without the

04:29:31.680 --> 04:29:38.060
impression but with the trump cadence which is a scary thought so this is the

04:29:38.060 --> 04:29:45.620
fucked-up fish you guys were telling me about earlier right this is fucked up

04:29:45.620 --> 04:29:51.620
fish okay huge w comms

04:29:52.340 --> 04:29:57.740
probably should have played my other attack huh I'd like to play wait this is

04:29:57.740 --> 04:30:23.020
good because next turn we're gonna do like 90 damage to you. Yeah, that's a lot of damage.

04:30:23.020 --> 04:30:30.020
my temple, to be honest with you, not my temple. Anyone know of Chibli streaming today? Are

04:30:30.020 --> 04:30:35.580
you seated right now? Chibli is not streaming today. And the reason I know that he's not

04:30:35.580 --> 04:30:39.740
streaming today is I was watching the end of his stream yesterday when he said he wouldn't

04:30:39.740 --> 04:30:45.900
be streaming today. If a streamer tells you something at the end of the stream, you

04:30:45.900 --> 04:30:54.060
should believe them because they waited till the end of the stream for a reason man.

04:30:54.060 --> 04:31:05.780
Fuck you buddy.

04:31:05.780 --> 04:31:09.780
Whatever I'll play friend slops if I care man.

04:31:09.780 --> 04:31:10.780
Is this for shadowing?

04:31:10.780 --> 04:31:15.700
No, I'm very happy to not have any relevant announcements for quite some time.

04:31:15.700 --> 04:31:18.500
I've got none on the horizon as far as I know.

04:31:20.400 --> 04:31:23.580
And I think that's awesome.

04:31:23.580 --> 04:31:26.280
Fuck you motherfucker.

04:31:27.500 --> 04:31:28.700
Should have hit you with it

04:31:28.700 --> 04:31:29.740
and then put up more block.

04:31:29.740 --> 04:31:31.400
Now I have to lose all my money.

04:31:41.460 --> 04:31:43.380
Not worth, not worth, man.

04:31:43.380 --> 04:31:45.460
I hold, my deck is so good I hold.

04:31:45.700 --> 04:31:53.220
Fuck it, play the top three cards in my draw pile.

04:31:53.220 --> 04:32:00.440
It's actually kind of awesome.

04:32:00.440 --> 04:32:02.380
Not these freaks.

04:32:02.380 --> 04:32:04.220
Where's Hot Freaks guy?

04:32:04.220 --> 04:32:08.300
Hot Freaks!

04:32:08.300 --> 04:32:14.180
Which one of these is on the house and which one of these do you think is better than ever?

04:32:14.180 --> 04:32:27.300
I don't know who to hit, I guess the vulnerable one makes a lot of sense.

04:32:27.300 --> 04:32:32.460
Did you see Project Hail Mary?

04:32:32.460 --> 04:32:35.460
I'm not saying this just to be an asshole.

04:32:35.460 --> 04:32:41.580
Justus doing a little heavy lifting, I'll admit, but I will see it when it comes to

04:32:41.580 --> 04:32:43.460
the Criterion Channel.

04:32:43.460 --> 04:32:47.980
And it's not because it's on the criterion channel, it's because that's where I watch

04:32:47.980 --> 04:32:48.980
stuff.

04:32:48.980 --> 04:32:53.380
It has to be done, bro.

04:32:53.380 --> 04:32:57.420
That's the easiest place for me to watch stuff, because everything on it is good.

04:32:57.420 --> 04:33:06.820
If they do a collection, and the collection is movies based on Andy Weir books, there

04:33:06.820 --> 04:33:08.820
would probably be the first one that I would watch.

04:33:08.820 --> 04:33:09.820
You know why?

04:33:09.820 --> 04:33:13.220
Because I've already seen the Martian.

04:33:13.220 --> 04:33:19.780
I'm not virtue signaling, it's hard to get to the movie theater man.

04:33:19.780 --> 04:33:23.740
I think another delay could go crazy.

04:33:23.740 --> 04:33:32.740
That one dude who's making Star Citizen when figuring out what to announce about Star Citizen.

04:33:32.740 --> 04:33:35.780
You know what I'm talking about?

04:33:35.780 --> 04:33:36.780
What's his name?

04:33:36.780 --> 04:33:39.420
Chris something, right?

04:33:39.420 --> 04:33:41.020
Another delay could go crazy.

04:33:41.020 --> 04:33:42.660
It's literally just on Amazon.

04:33:42.660 --> 04:33:45.660
I don't think so, it's in theaters.

04:33:45.660 --> 04:33:48.660
Also, I'm not paying $23 to watch it

04:33:48.660 --> 04:33:50.020
when I can pay 14 bucks a month

04:33:50.020 --> 04:33:51.460
to watch every drop to me movie.

04:33:51.460 --> 04:33:54.700
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, someone has to say it.

04:34:12.660 --> 04:34:17.180
Play that.

04:34:17.180 --> 04:34:18.180
Play this.

04:34:18.180 --> 04:34:25.620
I think I'll just play all my cards now that I look at my hand here.

04:34:25.620 --> 04:34:27.140
Is Ludwig actually here?

04:34:27.140 --> 04:34:29.940
Wouldn't that be something, man?

04:34:29.940 --> 04:34:36.500
But it was crazy when my wife pulled into chat yesterday and said, did you know Ludwig

04:34:36.500 --> 04:34:37.500
is inbred?

04:34:37.500 --> 04:34:46.900
But then she was telling me about it last night at dinner, and I got to say it put a lot of

04:34:46.900 --> 04:34:57.820
things in the perspective for me.

04:34:57.820 --> 04:34:59.020
Have you seen his face?

04:34:59.020 --> 04:35:01.380
He's literally handsome.

04:35:01.380 --> 04:35:06.340
There are some thumbnails, I think, where it appears that some malevolent individual

04:35:06.340 --> 04:35:12.900
is like photoshopped one eye to be smaller than the other one or like offset a little bit he's handsome

04:35:12.900 --> 04:35:19.380
but his eyes are fucked the asymmetry gives you something to look at if you're too symmetrical

04:35:19.380 --> 04:35:27.620
the human brain rejects it and goes that's artifice he's fucked up turns ruining my life man

04:35:27.620 --> 04:35:36.620
He's intangible.

04:35:36.620 --> 04:35:43.700
Can you just give me that card again please?

04:35:43.700 --> 04:35:46.620
No, no, no.

04:35:46.620 --> 04:35:53.620
We won't be losing this one.

04:35:53.620 --> 04:36:00.620
I don't think so kid. Just give me my good card please.

04:36:00.620 --> 04:36:05.220
Okay, my good card. I got my good card. Mogged.

04:36:05.220 --> 04:36:09.620
You need to be locking in a bit more. Nah, get it Twisted. We're in the business of

04:36:09.620 --> 04:36:13.620
producing entertainment. What do we play here, man?

04:36:13.620 --> 04:36:19.620
Lose to strength. The enemy loses to strength. Good for defense.

04:36:19.620 --> 04:36:30.020
13 double the damage all hang cards due to this enemy and it works with the kind of synergy

04:36:30.020 --> 04:36:38.420
that we got set up. Yeah, I could see that. All defense get goopy. At the start of your

04:36:38.420 --> 04:36:43.700
turn draw one additional card. Actually insane. I mean goopy defense could be kind of huge too.

04:36:43.700 --> 04:36:51.700
We only have three defense, which actually makes Goopy a little bit worse, I think.

04:36:51.700 --> 04:36:56.700
I'm going to say that the draw is more valuable because really our win condition is just drawing

04:36:56.700 --> 04:37:04.340
an attack that hurts really bad, like Napoleon's Dynamite's lips.

04:37:04.340 --> 04:37:09.420
And I'm going to also say you make a choice here, not to draw like Austin Powers symbols

04:37:09.420 --> 04:37:10.780
on the board.

04:37:10.780 --> 04:37:17.340
Make a choice here about whether you want to elite max or like campfire max.

04:37:17.340 --> 04:37:22.580
Win with Paltrow on defense, nah man the Oilers could really use it right now.

04:37:22.580 --> 04:37:27.620
The Oilers could really use Gwyneth Paltrow on D right now.

04:37:27.620 --> 04:37:36.380
Fuck it, gotta use up potion.

04:37:36.380 --> 04:37:40.020
His parents are cousins.

04:37:40.020 --> 04:37:44.020
No, it's grandparents. Okay, we almost put out a hit on them there.

04:37:44.020 --> 04:37:48.020
Parents being cousins is crazy. Grandparents is like...

04:37:48.020 --> 04:37:52.020
That might be the norm, man.

04:37:52.020 --> 04:37:56.020
Give me back my delay.

04:37:56.020 --> 04:38:00.020
It causes zero of Oste's attack this turn.

04:38:00.020 --> 04:38:03.020
I think it's still a skip for me, man.

04:38:03.020 --> 04:38:08.020
One set of your grandparents being first cousins doesn't even seem that bad to me.

04:38:08.020 --> 04:38:14.500
I mean certainly it can't possibly be worse than like the microplastics rich world that we've grown up in.

04:38:14.500 --> 04:38:15.780
Oh good, I got another curse.

04:38:18.740 --> 04:38:21.300
Great, that's awesome.

04:38:26.260 --> 04:38:27.620
Great, they ruined my fucking life.

04:38:29.780 --> 04:38:32.340
Okay, they gave me the two greatest potions you could ever ask for.

04:38:32.340 --> 04:38:49.460
I definitely think this would also be awesome. I definitely think this is irrelevant. Anyone

04:38:49.460 --> 04:39:08.180
in chat ever kissed their cousin chat you don't have to answer that. I wish man that's so crazy.

04:39:08.180 --> 04:39:20.180
All I'm going to say, well no, I'm not going to say this, but it would be funny to say

04:39:20.180 --> 04:39:26.700
the dude who literally created evolution said that it's okay.

04:39:26.700 --> 04:39:33.220
And I know that because he married his own cousin, bro.

04:39:33.220 --> 04:39:40.220
literally not taking damage. Just get a kill.

04:39:47.940 --> 04:39:52.860
John Evolution? His name was like Charles Melton or some shit like that. I don't

04:39:52.860 --> 04:39:55.340
know man.

04:39:55.340 --> 04:40:01.100
What's with all the fucking questions?

04:40:01.100 --> 04:40:04.040
how are you not dead

04:40:04.040 --> 04:40:08.000
you should be dead like ten times over

04:40:08.000 --> 04:40:09.880
charles nelson-reilly

04:40:09.880 --> 04:40:16.320
peak millennial naked night is watching uh...

04:40:16.320 --> 04:40:17.480
match game

04:40:17.480 --> 04:40:21.260
and pauling the fuck up whenever they go to charles nelson-reilly even though

04:40:21.260 --> 04:40:25.200
you have no idea who the fuck he is man

04:40:25.200 --> 04:40:30.440
but why was i why was i also cheering whenever they get the charles nelson-reilly

04:40:30.440 --> 04:40:33.880
I'm like, I don't know who I don't I've never seen a single show that he's on

04:40:38.680 --> 04:40:45.160
Does have some trenchant observations though, I can't deny that I'd retain you a card in your hands

04:40:47.800 --> 04:40:49.800
I think there could be something there

04:40:51.720 --> 04:40:57.360
Why was Roseanne on at 2 and 2 30 a.m. Every night and why was I watching it bro, that's real though

04:40:57.360 --> 04:41:03.720
like why the why the hell was I excited in high school to be like oh at 11 a.m.

04:41:03.720 --> 04:41:09.720
on TBS saved by the bell comes on like who gives a fuck man

04:41:16.440 --> 04:41:24.600
that was peak though not for a guy like me I think let me see I think I want to

04:41:24.600 --> 04:41:32.280
I want to, I want to wisp, Barry goes kind of crazy, even though I don't have HBO, and

04:41:32.280 --> 04:41:35.260
then probably you just go straight into a delay.

04:41:35.260 --> 04:41:36.760
This is retained anyway.

04:41:36.760 --> 04:41:40.880
It would have been nice to have some lethality too.

04:41:40.880 --> 04:41:44.400
We can do, we don't have lethality, so you can do this.

04:41:44.400 --> 04:41:50.600
And then we have six energy, which is a lot I've noticed.

04:41:50.600 --> 04:42:07.960
I don't know why we have six energy, but that's okay.

04:42:07.960 --> 04:42:10.960
Ever start streamed by eating a piece of fruit?

04:42:10.960 --> 04:42:11.960
Librarian?

04:42:11.960 --> 04:42:20.120
I don't know, but honestly, I'm pretty pro consuming fruits and vegetables anyway.

04:42:20.120 --> 04:42:27.120
For the most part, if I've got good fruits in the house.

04:42:28.740 --> 04:42:35.740
Has anyone ever thought of this before? Insofar as?

04:42:37.680 --> 04:42:42.220
Well, your ass is grass, man. Stone fruit or berries?

04:42:42.220 --> 04:42:45.680
Berries for my kids, stone fruits for me.

04:42:45.680 --> 04:42:48.280
and whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

04:42:52.080 --> 04:42:53.640
That's getting too fat, bro.

04:42:55.280 --> 04:42:57.800
Oh, my lobster's too buttery.

04:43:01.200 --> 04:43:02.360
Fuck you, man.

04:43:06.640 --> 04:43:09.560
Okay, this is literally the craziest run of all time.

04:43:13.160 --> 04:43:14.840
Are we will, no, don't risk it.

04:43:15.680 --> 04:43:20.920
Extra game 2 energy.

04:43:20.920 --> 04:43:22.080
You say that every time?

04:43:22.080 --> 04:43:29.800
Yeah, but this one started like out of control.

04:43:29.800 --> 04:43:31.960
This one started crazy.

04:43:31.960 --> 04:43:36.800
Give me a friendship.

04:43:36.800 --> 04:43:37.800
Friendship is more important.

04:43:37.800 --> 04:43:41.880
Overall, we would love to have more energy, but friendship is the most important thing

04:43:41.880 --> 04:43:52.620
in this bitchable world literally I'm just not gonna take damage I don't even know

04:43:52.620 --> 04:43:56.860
if I should play any attacks against you I think I should try to draw to my good

04:43:56.860 --> 04:44:04.220
attacks as fast as possible like hold this hopefully play a lethality soon

04:44:04.220 --> 04:44:11.900
Applejack is my favorite pony.

04:44:11.900 --> 04:44:16.100
I don't know about that, if I'm being honest with you, I'm not 100% sure about that.

04:44:16.100 --> 04:44:20.820
I only know, I know Rainbow Dash is along with the Rainbow Tail.

04:44:20.820 --> 04:44:21.820
Lethality's ethereal.

04:44:21.820 --> 04:44:26.180
Oh, so in that case we won't sweat it too much.

04:44:26.180 --> 04:44:33.100
That's still a big one.

04:44:33.100 --> 04:44:36.820
Fluttershy, I feel like Fluttershy might be orange.

04:44:36.820 --> 04:44:39.540
Can I get a confirmation on that one way or the other?

04:44:43.620 --> 04:44:45.580
Yellow, is there an orange one?

04:44:49.580 --> 04:44:53.580
Does anypony know what I'm talking about when I say this?

04:44:57.420 --> 04:44:59.060
That's Applejack, okay.

04:44:59.940 --> 04:45:01.340
Applejack is orange.

04:45:01.340 --> 04:45:03.340
Unsettling lamp!

04:45:06.840 --> 04:45:08.840
I don't think we need undeath, man.

04:45:11.000 --> 04:45:14.260
We definitely want to come here. Why do so many chatters know this?

04:45:14.260 --> 04:45:19.840
I mean, I'm don't make me back them up here because they were giving me hella grief on Twitter in like

04:45:20.440 --> 04:45:22.960
2013 for saying I think this brony thing is a fad.

04:45:23.720 --> 04:45:30.820
It's because they were 14 in like 2012 or maybe they were 12 in 2012. Like that's why they know

04:45:31.340 --> 04:45:38.340
You guys, I know this is a recurring bit, but you guys were all my fucking ass for saying that shit.

04:45:38.340 --> 04:45:43.340
You were telling me, you were saying it's not a phase mom, and I was like, this just seems,

04:45:43.340 --> 04:45:47.340
know this respect because maybe you're right and I want to believe you.

04:45:47.340 --> 04:45:54.340
But I would be stunned if for most of you this wasn't a phase.

04:45:54.340 --> 04:46:00.340
It would be very surprising to me.

04:46:00.340 --> 04:46:10.740
Okay, ruin your life, gain some energy, draw some cards, take some block, weaken you, set

04:46:10.740 --> 04:46:13.740
us up.

04:46:13.740 --> 04:46:16.180
You telling me bronies are still a thing?

04:46:16.180 --> 04:46:23.740
Well, without ruining anybody's life, not only is it still kind of a thing, kind of

04:46:23.740 --> 04:46:25.180
a thing.

04:46:25.180 --> 04:46:31.540
But the ones who are still doing it, I respect them more because they were obviously in it

04:46:31.540 --> 04:46:33.260
for the right reasons.

04:46:33.260 --> 04:46:36.700
They weren't just in it because it was hip in the moment.

04:46:36.700 --> 04:46:39.180
They were in it because of the central tennis or whatever.

04:46:39.180 --> 04:46:43.780
So those are the, as far as I'm concerned, those are the true believers.

04:46:43.780 --> 04:46:49.300
Now, debilitate could be kind of crazy, but I'm a big believer that in say this

04:46:49.300 --> 04:46:51.700
fire, once you hit oil, you stop drilling.

04:46:51.700 --> 04:46:58.980
That's what the difference between me and Daniel Plainview, man.

04:46:58.980 --> 04:47:00.500
Shout out, John David Washington.

04:47:00.500 --> 04:47:03.420
Okay, for what?

04:47:03.420 --> 04:47:04.420
For what?

04:47:04.420 --> 04:47:06.700
Have you seen the creator?

04:47:06.700 --> 04:47:07.700
No, man.

04:47:07.700 --> 04:47:08.700
I'm not...

04:47:08.700 --> 04:47:11.640
I'll give him a little tip of the hat for Tenet, which I think I like more than the

04:47:11.640 --> 04:47:12.640
average person.

04:47:12.640 --> 04:47:13.940
But for what, man?

04:47:13.940 --> 04:47:14.940
For what?

04:47:14.940 --> 04:47:16.940
Oh, because you said Tenets.

04:47:16.940 --> 04:47:18.780
Okay, fair enough.

04:47:18.780 --> 04:47:38.780
out of John David Washington. That's real. That's real. Give me some of this. Give me

04:47:38.780 --> 04:47:47.380
some of that. 24 damage. Give me a power. Kind of sucks ass, man, but I do think we have

04:47:47.380 --> 04:47:52.220
some ethereal cards we have played lethality holy shit we're gonna ruin

04:47:52.220 --> 04:47:59.220
somebody's life dude let's ruin this motherfucker's life

04:47:59.220 --> 04:48:11.140
59 damage right out of the gate straight out the motherfucking dungeons of

04:48:11.140 --> 04:48:20.420
You know what I'm talking about?

04:48:20.420 --> 04:48:21.420
Horrible turn.

04:48:21.420 --> 04:48:30.020
Holy cow.

04:48:30.020 --> 04:48:31.020
Free block.

04:48:31.020 --> 04:48:32.020
Don't lose the run.

04:48:32.020 --> 04:48:39.060
Don't lose the run.

04:48:39.060 --> 04:48:45.780
Don't lose the run.

04:48:45.780 --> 04:48:46.780
This retains anyway.

04:48:46.780 --> 04:48:48.260
This is huge.

04:48:48.260 --> 04:48:50.740
Ruin your life.

04:48:50.740 --> 04:48:54.820
Also weaken you.

04:48:54.820 --> 04:48:58.260
Also play this to make, oh my god, could you have hit anything fucking worse than

04:48:58.260 --> 04:48:59.260
that?

04:48:59.260 --> 04:49:12.580
role. I'm not fucking dead. First of all, I know I'm not fucking dead because this guy's

04:49:12.580 --> 04:49:27.940
fucking dead. I obviously is tempting to fucking kill you. There's got to be a better way

04:49:27.940 --> 04:49:41.620
to play this turn than playing this and getting fucking killed, man.

04:49:41.620 --> 04:49:42.620
I'm pissed off.

04:49:42.620 --> 04:49:47.740
I do think it's, I think it's delay-delay.

04:49:47.740 --> 04:49:50.740
But not playing a single attack is kind of crazy.

04:49:50.740 --> 04:49:58.460
Maybe it's not delayed delay, no I think it's delayed delay, bro.

04:49:58.460 --> 04:50:08.180
And then at least I can take advantage of having done some damage.

04:50:08.180 --> 04:50:15.580
And then this turn, wait this has literally saved my life.

04:50:15.580 --> 04:50:20.180
There's nothing to upgrade back there, motherfucker, man.

04:50:20.180 --> 04:50:30.580
You this guy doesn't do any damage though, so we have nothing to worry about

04:50:33.700 --> 04:50:35.700
Keep the change

04:50:39.060 --> 04:50:41.060
Shit

04:50:41.060 --> 04:50:45.700
Okay, but there's nothing really nothing to turn off so true

04:50:46.940 --> 04:50:49.620
Visions that you think I don't know visions of Joanna when I see it

04:50:50.180 --> 04:50:54.900
Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're trying to be so motherfucking quiet

04:50:54.900 --> 04:50:58.180
I'll take any card that transforms something into a card that exhausts man

04:51:00.740 --> 04:51:08.420
Enchant all card rewards with glam max HP by 31 all potions slots with empty potions. I'm taking the pussy way out

04:51:11.300 --> 04:51:13.300
And then

04:51:20.180 --> 04:51:25.180
No, you're right, no, and then you're right on that one.

04:51:25.180 --> 04:51:26.980
When you're right, you're right, man.

04:51:26.980 --> 04:51:32.940
No, and then it's a more fucking energy, dude.

04:51:32.940 --> 04:51:34.700
Should have played right hand first.

04:51:34.700 --> 04:51:38.740
Should have done a lot of things.

04:51:38.740 --> 04:51:46.300
Give me a séance, then.

04:51:46.300 --> 04:51:52.060
smooth brain to my if Black Diamond Bay is my favorite Bob Dylan song I think

04:51:52.060 --> 04:51:57.340
there's multiple different ways to play this one is well I'd say for certain

04:51:57.340 --> 04:52:03.380
you're either an absolute moron or alternatively you're the smartest Bob

04:52:03.380 --> 04:52:09.260
Dylan fan of all time it depends on did you arrive on that after listening to

04:52:09.260 --> 04:52:12.460
thousands and thousands of hours of Bob Dylan if so I think you're the

04:52:12.460 --> 04:52:19.460
smartest Bob Dylan fan that's ever existed. If you heard five songs and that's just the

04:52:19.460 --> 04:52:24.380
one that you went, oh this one's, this is the cutest one, then I think that you've got

04:52:24.380 --> 04:52:30.540
some work to do. But the bar isn't high. The bar is never higher. He's the greatest

04:52:30.540 --> 04:52:37.620
songwriter in the United States of America. Now in Japan, I don't know because I don't

04:52:37.620 --> 04:52:41.180
speak Japanese, but they're probably doing some good stuff over there too if I had

04:52:41.180 --> 04:52:52.140
guess. Not a great singer though. Yeah, but who cares? This ain't American Idol, bro. He's

04:52:52.140 --> 04:53:03.860
making art. Grave Warden could still hit. We do need something that blocks. Hell yeah,

04:53:03.860 --> 04:53:10.660
slept in and saved my watch streak. W. Chibley. Can I get W. Chibley in chat, everybody? Chibley,

04:53:10.660 --> 04:53:15.860
The streets wanna know when are you gonna sacrifice a thousand viewers and go live playing Slade

04:53:15.860 --> 04:53:18.020
Aspire again instead of Tomodachi Life?

04:53:18.020 --> 04:53:19.580
Also, cheerfully, I'm mad at you.

04:53:19.580 --> 04:53:22.100
Why are your Islanders fighting and my Islanders don't fight?

04:53:22.100 --> 04:53:24.660
My Islanders all get along.

04:53:24.660 --> 04:53:26.060
Pissing me off.

04:53:26.060 --> 04:53:30.900
Pissing me way the fuck off.

04:53:30.900 --> 04:53:32.900
I mean it does 6-7 damage, man.

04:53:32.900 --> 04:53:38.740
How could you not play a card that has 6-7 right there?

04:53:38.740 --> 04:54:02.500
I'm not playing a defense, but you were the one of those.

04:54:02.500 --> 04:54:12.820
I do like that you have an island that's just sequestered on an island.

04:54:12.820 --> 04:54:21.120
Also it turns out that this has made him very unhappy, which seems to make a lot of sense

04:54:21.120 --> 04:54:22.120
to be honest.

04:54:22.120 --> 04:54:30.880
Because he's in like a game, he's in a dollhouse, but he's kind of like sequestered.

04:54:30.880 --> 04:54:32.920
He's in Ponderosa, like Mike White.

04:54:32.920 --> 04:54:34.760
You know what I'm talking about VIP Daniel?

04:54:34.760 --> 04:54:37.760
I'll post in the chat.

04:54:37.760 --> 04:54:38.760
Sick of him.

04:54:38.760 --> 04:54:39.760
He does eight damage.

04:54:39.760 --> 04:54:45.440
Whenever he hits an enemy, this turns summon two.

04:54:45.440 --> 04:54:54.240
I mean summoning two is like irrelevant, bro.

04:54:54.240 --> 04:54:55.680
Mike White didn't go to Ponderosa.

04:54:55.680 --> 04:55:00.860
He got his own private area to write White Lotus Season 4.

04:55:00.860 --> 04:55:04.460
You must think it's my first day on the internet, if you think I'm gonna get rage baited by

04:55:04.460 --> 04:55:05.460
something like that.

04:55:05.460 --> 04:55:08.980
There's no shot bro, didn't go to Ponderosa, he's playing for the love of the game at this

04:55:08.980 --> 04:55:09.980
point.

04:55:09.980 --> 04:55:12.420
Ponderosa's part of that.

04:55:12.420 --> 04:55:14.980
Honestly find it embarrassing that you thought I would be the type of fella that would

04:55:14.980 --> 04:55:24.300
fall for that.

04:55:24.300 --> 04:55:28.500
Now that's true he went home early, that's fucked up.

04:55:28.500 --> 04:55:40.820
stream the detrain on Netflix. It's a hell of a Mike White movie. 33 damage, huh? 33

04:55:40.820 --> 04:55:56.580
damage kind of a lot. 33 damage kind of nothing. Detrain's an insane movie but I kind of like

04:55:56.580 --> 04:55:58.980
You should kind of like it because it's actually good

04:56:04.420 --> 04:56:06.420
This this

04:56:06.580 --> 04:56:08.580
Three energy remains

04:56:08.780 --> 04:56:12.460
It also is one of the reasons one of the many movies

04:56:13.740 --> 04:56:15.420
That solidifies

04:56:15.420 --> 04:56:18.380
Why I will never sell my my jack black

04:56:19.080 --> 04:56:20.380
stock

04:56:20.380 --> 04:56:22.380
He has that dog in it, man

04:56:22.380 --> 04:56:27.380
You just, we got to get him off the fucking Minecraft team.

04:56:27.380 --> 04:56:28.380
Shit.

04:56:28.380 --> 04:56:35.820
I mean, I'm not paying 53 to heal for 7.

04:56:35.820 --> 04:56:36.900
That's crazy.

04:56:36.900 --> 04:56:38.580
Every 5 turns gains some energy.

04:56:38.580 --> 04:56:41.180
I can live with that.

04:56:41.180 --> 04:56:45.380
Clearly, you didn't watch Anaconda.

04:56:45.380 --> 04:56:49.660
That's literally like a self-own to waste your time or money watching Anaconda.

04:56:49.660 --> 04:56:55.920
I'm not going to take any responsibility for bad like obviously does he does he do some movies for the money?

04:56:55.920 --> 04:56:57.680
Yeah, bro

04:56:57.680 --> 04:56:59.680
Obviously does some movies for the money

04:57:03.800 --> 04:57:05.800
Replay I mean

04:57:07.760 --> 04:57:10.080
Adding a replay could go kind of insane

04:57:10.080 --> 04:57:22.640
That's some extra energy. Yeah, but it's gonna do so much extra damage, man.

04:57:22.640 --> 04:57:35.120
Like, play a lethality, play Transfigure on Reap, and then give yourself a fuckload of energy next turn, and this guy's toast, man.

04:57:35.120 --> 04:57:46.680
He's not toast, but he's fucking, he's taking some damage.

04:57:46.680 --> 04:57:51.840
Don't think anybody would deny that he took a lot of damage there.

04:57:51.840 --> 04:57:53.840
Didn't put a Volem on?

04:57:53.840 --> 04:57:58.600
Yeah, Broca's Volem would have ruined my fucking lethality trigger.

04:57:58.600 --> 04:57:59.600
Routine.

04:57:59.600 --> 04:58:10.200
I don't know if we're going to be able to play it, but retain it either way.

04:58:10.200 --> 04:58:11.720
Still more damage in the end?

04:58:11.720 --> 04:58:16.480
Yeah, I mean, I definitely don't think that that's fucking true.

04:58:16.480 --> 04:58:19.040
I definitely think that's false.

04:58:19.040 --> 04:58:25.280
How about you give me a big block?

04:58:25.280 --> 04:58:43.020
nine-way one two three four five... seven... eight. Say that again. One two three. One two

04:58:43.020 --> 04:58:49.020
two three four five six seven eight

04:58:52.020 --> 04:58:55.020
oh

04:58:58.020 --> 04:59:01.020
oh

04:59:04.020 --> 04:59:07.020
I didn't even have to shoot in my draw pile man

04:59:07.020 --> 04:59:12.020
Oh, wait, you're dead anyway.

04:59:12.020 --> 04:59:14.020
That wasn't even bad.

04:59:23.020 --> 04:59:27.020
Interesting. I think this being innate could be huge for us.

04:59:29.020 --> 04:59:32.020
I didn't even read it. I literally just clicked it.

04:59:32.020 --> 04:59:38.820
I meant to read it, but I sent a mess. This is why I don't stream after two man

04:59:40.300 --> 04:59:47.220
But I rather have two potions or an upgraded card. I'd rather have two potions. Holy fuck. Yeah, I would

04:59:48.180 --> 04:59:50.180
That's way better

04:59:52.780 --> 04:59:55.860
It's been one minute you ever see Cinderella young pup

04:59:57.420 --> 04:59:59.420
ain't no

04:59:59.420 --> 05:00:04.960
like a gradual change from the carriage into the pumpkin that bitch becomes a

05:00:04.960 --> 05:00:08.620
tumble right at the stroke of midnight

05:00:08.620 --> 05:00:21.940
we definitely want friendship we definitely want mad science 97 damage

05:00:21.940 --> 05:00:32.500
right to the bottom you can only play one of the first three cards I really

05:00:32.500 --> 05:00:39.060
literally don't give a fuck add replay to friendship all have zero strength

05:00:39.060 --> 05:00:44.060
Do I look like the kind of guy who gives a damn?

05:00:49.060 --> 05:00:52.060
Six energy.

05:00:52.060 --> 05:00:55.060
We need to play Defi.

05:00:57.060 --> 05:01:00.060
We're not playing a buffer on that.

05:01:00.060 --> 05:01:03.060
Give me my cards that do damage, please.

05:01:03.060 --> 05:01:07.060
We have one of my cards that does damage.

05:01:09.060 --> 05:01:18.580
No, man, I might eat dirt on this one.

05:01:18.580 --> 05:01:19.580
Nice order.

05:01:19.580 --> 05:01:25.300
I have lethality, I have to, I know you're saying play the zero cost, oh sneak card because

05:01:25.300 --> 05:01:26.620
then it cycles back into your hand.

05:01:26.620 --> 05:01:30.980
I would rather do 75% more damage on my card that does 60 damage, but maybe I'm a

05:01:30.980 --> 05:01:38.140
different kind of beast.

05:01:38.140 --> 05:01:40.140
You're trolling me with this bullshit.

05:01:43.820 --> 05:01:46.820
Fuck it bro, exhaust two strikes, see if I give a fuck.

05:01:48.580 --> 05:01:50.580
Defy? No defy.

05:01:55.820 --> 05:01:57.820
You save the intangible for lethal.

05:01:57.820 --> 05:01:59.820
Or until a nasty turn.

05:02:00.580 --> 05:02:02.580
Bumps me off the track.

05:02:02.580 --> 05:02:04.580
Definitely want that.

05:02:04.580 --> 05:02:06.580
We'd rather have eight block or four block in a week.

05:02:06.580 --> 05:02:10.980
We'd rather have four block in a week.

05:02:10.980 --> 05:02:17.580
I think it's gonna remain bound, but it doesn't!

05:02:17.580 --> 05:02:21.300
Okay, these are big plays.

05:02:21.300 --> 05:02:22.300
This is what you need.

05:02:22.300 --> 05:02:28.620
It'd be nice to not be weakened for like 94 turns, but maybe we just outlast it.

05:02:28.620 --> 05:02:31.380
Start of your turn, applied boon.

05:02:31.380 --> 05:02:33.140
It's something.

05:02:33.140 --> 05:02:46.720
retain anyway so I'll hold you. 50 damage. 50 damage not exactly ideal. Reap only

05:02:46.720 --> 05:02:53.520
doing 36 damage is so depressing man. Fear only applies vulnerable for one

05:02:53.520 --> 05:02:56.520
It also does two damage probably rather have that

05:03:01.360 --> 05:03:12.860
You would rather play that regardless seems like a pretty good turn for this and then honestly hold a fear

05:03:17.480 --> 05:03:21.640
Yeah, one one buffer doesn't do what I thought it did there for some reason

05:03:21.640 --> 05:03:29.220
I thought it would be like you're intangible for one turn. That's not what it was. Not

05:03:29.220 --> 05:03:43.440
what it was at all. Okay, this would be a great turn to do a lot of damage. We've drawn

05:03:43.440 --> 05:03:51.840
nothing of weight okay we've drawn nothing of value officially now we're

05:03:51.840 --> 05:03:57.800
definitely going to die 65 damage

05:04:13.440 --> 05:04:15.440
Imagine, though?

05:04:18.240 --> 05:04:22.840
All I need to do is draw five cards and then play Ida Loth.

05:04:25.760 --> 05:04:29.680
Transfigure on Barry would have gone crazy. Yeah, what did I what happened to Transfigure, man?

05:04:31.040 --> 05:04:33.760
Is there I should be able to click on it and see where I fucked up.

05:04:33.760 --> 05:04:44.200
I put it on friendship like a fucking idiot man what was I thinking I don't

05:04:44.200 --> 05:04:50.840
need any energy tell me why someone of my friends was named Choo Choo just went

05:04:50.840 --> 05:04:55.880
live playing deadlock in their avatars the NLSS splash screen man what the

05:04:55.880 --> 05:05:01.080
fuck are we doing here who are you man I don't know you

05:05:03.760 --> 05:05:05.760
Hell of a shot.

05:05:07.760 --> 05:05:13.760
That's bear. Okay, never mind. Never mind. I do know him. I do know him.

05:05:15.760 --> 05:05:17.760
W queen, you got me.

05:05:17.760 --> 05:05:21.760
Anyway, um, but it was still a good run regardless.

05:05:21.760 --> 05:05:23.760
I should have played transfigure properly.

05:05:24.760 --> 05:05:26.760
For now though, Slashmarkerslay the Spire.

05:05:26.760 --> 05:05:29.760
I'm gonna send you over to my wife's stream. I hope you've enjoyed yourself.

05:05:29.760 --> 05:05:34.000
yourself if you click the like button is what I would say if this is a YouTube video otherwise I

05:05:34.000 --> 05:05:39.600
will see you tomorrow tomorrow's Wednesday. What are we gonna do on Wednesday? We have to go back

05:05:39.600 --> 05:05:44.000
to Tomodachi Life now that I added fuck-ass 83-year-old Brian Wilson to the island.

05:05:50.000 --> 05:05:54.240
And Niles Crane. And can I just say you're not ready for Brian Wilson's voice?

05:05:54.240 --> 05:06:00.740
Because in the same way that Bob Dylan has a certain cadence in Tomodachi life, I managed

05:06:00.740 --> 05:06:08.240
to get the vocoder to give kind of like a little bit of that classic Brian Williams harmony.

05:06:08.240 --> 05:06:14.740
You know when he goes like, there are words we both should say easy, i.e. it's a note

05:06:14.740 --> 05:06:20.480
I can't hit, don't talk, what's your, not Brian Williams my bad, that's the dude from

05:06:20.480 --> 05:06:30.160
the dude from NBC, right? Anyway, bye!

