you
Wait, wait, wait, speak on that, speak on that.
Steely Dan beating Five Nights at Freddy's for the first time, Five Nights Without a
Bite.
Probably it's a the nightfly reference, right?
Why did you cry at hot tub time machine the movie kind of stinks, but
Lou's character arc, I mean it pulls on your heartstrings, bro
Instead of becoming a professional Guinness World Record holder drunk driver. He invents Lugal
He goes back in time and invents Lugal and yeah, it's true. He starts Motley Lou
You know I'm a dreamer, but my heart is cold.
I had to run away high, and then I never went home, yeah.
Yep.
Anyway, we're not going to do Tomodachi Live today
because I'm pissed off.
I started watching Chibli yesterday,
and his island began with a fucking fight.
It began with a fight.
People were stomping around.
They had fire coming out of their fucking head and shit
pissing me off.
Why won't my island fight, bro?
Anyway, I did make some new me's last night
and I'm hoping that if I get them to mix it up a little bit,
if I get them to mix it up a little bit,
they might start to brew some drama later in the week,
I hope.
I did put some different personalities on the island.
I put a reserved perfectionist on the island.
And I derived different base principles, by the way.
The description of the personality was like,
most comfortable at home in their room being creative.
Who do you think I made for that?
Knowing me and knowing the personality
of the Tomodachi life archetype,
who do you think I made for that?
I'll give you a hint, on the island he's 83 years old.
Steely is really close, but it's not, you're in the right ballpark, in fact I would say
you're in the right part of the field, but you're not quite in the right position yet.
Brian Eno, but in some ways you're closer. You're closer with Brian Eno. In some ways,
I think we're gonna get there. I had no faith we were gonna get there, but I think we're gonna get
there. Ooh, I don't see a Brian Wilson. You fucking got it, Brontus. Old-ass Brian Wilson. That's right.
And I'm wondering if this is some kind of creative drop because I shouldn't make more
bit for him.
And then how about there was reserved which is like slow at everything and it's like you
know guy well let me let me read the archetype for you maybe you'll be able to figure out
who I made for this one.
Tomodachi life personality chart personality chart for Tomodachi life that Brian Wilson
poll was crazy, man. Props to you. Hey, Carson Beck, Arizona Cardinal, congrats on getting drafted.
One of the last times that sentence is going to be aspirational, probably. Introvert, self-sufficient
and highly individual, calmly lays out the facts, has a lot going on deep down. Now I'll start you
off with a little breadcrumb. They are a fictional character from a television program.
Okay, well, you're extremely, oh, y'all, you doomer 80, you fucking got it without a second
hint.
Someone said, Frazier, but you were, I was about to say you're so close, but you're right,
it's Niles.
That's Niles Crane, bro.
Also, can I say, I'm a little upset that you think Frazier doesn't let his emotions
show, but has a lot going on deep down.
Frazier let's his emotions show.
Hell yeah, Niles Crane.
It's surprisingly hard to make a David Hyde Pierce.
Cause he has like a square head,
but an insanely gigachat chin dimple.
Niles is goaded.
Niles is what it's all about.
Maris, I just wanna talk.
Why are you ruining my man's life?
But on the other hand, if it wasn't for Maris, would he even be Niles?
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
That's what's so crazy.
And does she even exist or whatever?
I don't know, man.
I ain't ever seen her.
Maybe she gives like a phone call or something.
Two five stars in a row?
Yeah, bro.
Two five stars in a row.
I watched Brief Encounter and Cleo from five to seven.
I'm not going to give one of them four stars just so people think I'm not a five
stars merchant. That's insane. You watch two of the best movies of all time. You observe
them with objective eyeballs and rate them accordingly, man.
Godard tomorrow? I think I need like a Jason Momoa movie to mix it up or something like
that.
Wait, wait, wait, okay, Yeti is evolving and I love it.
Mojique.
And by the way, did you think that it was possible?
I wouldn't know.
Listening wins.
One of the deeper cuts from Remain and Light, kind of calling it a deeper cut when the
album has seven tracks, kind of crazy, but Mojique holds his package in his quivering
hand.
Mojique strokes his package while thinking of a man.
Wait, that's fucking good.
the cheese in my cock, the cheese in my cock, the comb in my hand, the comb in my hand,
the cheese in my cock, wait, wait, that could be fucking good, man.
That could be fucking good.
Streams off to a horrible start.
I'm going to add an addendum to your comment.
is offer a horrible start for people who like to abstract themselves as if they are robots
and not a computer shoved into biological machinery. It's basically just tubes with different
kind of fluids going around. A little bit of electricity. You're becoming self-parody?
No, I don't think so. I don't think so. I think I'm getting closer to touching
in the firmament. Every day, I think. Well, not every day. Some days I'm playing Slade
the Spire, which to be honest is also good. Wait, wait, this is good too. Been waiting
for you to fucking show yourself. Training day? Two stars? Fuck you. I'm 24, never
watch the movie. It fucking rips. That is, that's my average hater right there.
parody of my average hater. You never saw the movie? I've seen the movie. That's why I'm
the only person whose training day review you should actually trust. Sorry, it's taking
me longer to drink my coffee today because the coffee shop ran out of biodegradable plastic
So I got to drink the iced Americano, but I have to drink it slowly
so that the ice doesn't fall on my face instead of the biodegradable plastic lid blocking the ice for me.
Why is your intro screen so blurry?
Everything is so fucked up.
That is it.
It's road of size without you.
It cannot vary far.
You said Nespresso was pissing you off? Nespresso does piss me off, because why the fuck am I
out here thinking that I like George Clooney when all I ever see him in is Nespresso ads?
Like, okay, bro made Michael Clayton, that was like 19 years ago. Now the work that
I've seen him in for the last decade is essentially just Nespresso ads, man. Come
on, man. I know you got a satellite spying on Gaddafi or whatever, like you got going
on there, but at the same time Nespresso...
Oceans was good. Oceans was fucking peak, man. I gotta see the Christophas. Movies
got me talking like that one lady who looks like Madonna from Orange is the
new black.
He does kind of like that's I don't know if this is okay to say but he does sort of look
like you hit cappuccino with like a ray gun that turned a human and I think that's honestly
aspirational to look like a cup of coffee like that like he's a he's a tall drink
a water. Let's put it that way. Is he still the sexiest man of all time? He's doing all
right. I mean, like, you got to have a sliding scale once you get up to, like, your sixties
or whatever. He does have the white foam shit going on. No doubt about it. Can I tell you,
it kind of gave me an existential crisis this morning to be watching Cleo from five
to seven on the bike but have Dan stream up on the computer monitor and it took 45 minutes
of the movie for him to even get off of the starting soon screen and then the next 45 minutes
were just his face talking and like I don't know trying to set up his discord with jobs
or something I'm not saying I'm doing anything better by the way but I was like damn Agnes
Varda did the shit in 90 minutes. She was downright economical, directorially. She was
cooking, man.
Clio from 5 to 7, incredible.
Only thing that would be better, Clio from 6 to 7.
6-7!
It's been done.
Yeah, that makes it.
It's all been done before.
I don't know about that one yet.
your mom has been done before? Yeah, bro.
By my dad, and I don't know, like statistically speaking, probably like a couple of other people before my dad, if I had to guess.
I mean, they got married pretty young.
That doesn't bother me.
Like, you know I came out of that oven, right?
I'm not gonna be mad that the oven is like baked other cookies before, bro.
I need that shit to work so that I can come out with my dough having risen.
You didn't have to guess.
It doesn't bother me.
I don't know what you want me to say. It doesn't bother me.
She's a human being.
I hope she's had sex. I hope she's still having sex.
I hope she has even more.
Hey, it's none of my business, but B, I'm happy for her.
That's disgusting. It's not disgusting at all, man.
We all got shackled with the curse of horniness when we were fucking born.
Obviously, you've got to manage it a little bit, but don't do it, uh, don't go so far in the other direction.
I don't want to be streamed into a generation of people who are like, I never drink.
I never have caffeine. I don't do drugs. I allow myself no pleasures.
every movie I watch is an Amazon Prime original.
Oh, it's like, come on, you gotta get in touch with your flesh side a little bit, man.
Asexuals can be horny? I know a guy, I gotta ask him about that.
I don't know. I believe that that's true, because you wrote it and I like to believe people.
But I haven't really given it much thought. That makes sense to me.
Yeah, why not?
sure okay probably people on a damn diet can be hungry as well I think it may be
they're hungrier for all I know
you're on to something I think I just took that from like the bear naked
ladies ironically enough
If I had a million boners if I had a million boners
Well, I don't know what the fuck I would do honestly. It seems like it'd be insanely annoying for sure. I
Wouldn't buy you a house though. Look at the price of real estate these days
They might buy you a garfunkel though
All right, we're back with the doughs. Okay
Wow, okay, one second here, one second, just picturing what message from chat I would like
to read to start the video, but I didn't get one, I didn't get, it's not your fault, it's
not your fault, Sean, it's not your fault.
By the way, I think this is, this is obviously signs, this is the movie signs, and I can
say, what, that's the alien bro, enhance, no man, if they had one ring camera, that
movie would have been a lot shorter. Yeah, I have no idea what this is. Also, from this
shot, I can't tell what year this is from. But what's that movie where Tom Cruise is
a pilot that smuggles drugs in from South America? This has a certain Jordan Peele type
cinematography to it. It has a certain nope quality, but obviously I don't think this is nope.
I don't think it's Field of Dreams. Wait, is this interstellar, bro? It's like a farm with Matthew
McConaughey's truck and there's a modern avionic device. Okay, it is. And then this is the sand
store. Okay, there you go. Ball knowledge zero. I mean, I got it in two. It's pretty good.
You don't have to forgive me for not having seen this 25 times.
I was like 30 when it came out.
I think it's a great movie, by the way.
You won't find me being cynical about Chris Nolan, although I haven't seen Oppenheimer
yet.
Oh wow, the astronaut's sad.
Can I say something?
Can we give this astronaut his flowers?
He's trying to save the whole species.
he is trying to save the whole species it's not
what do you what do you want from him
i would be pretty bugging my feelings to if i was matthew mccanae
i do think it's great no disrespect uh... also if you've not seen interstellar
like um...
spoilers but it did come out like twelve years ago or whatever
it's crazy when at the end of the movie he comes back and like his
daughter is a hundred years older than him
and she tells him to fuck off
She's like, you don't need to come see me.
Bro, that's your fucking kid.
You A, first off, I'm your father.
You don't tell me what to do.
And B, I'll stay here for as long as it takes,
which I don't think is gonna take very long
judging from the looks of things.
But anyway, she literally said like,
don't wait here for another.
You don't need to be here for 10 minutes.
Go back to, take a 10,000 year journey
through space to go find Anne Hathaway.
Like, she can wait 10 minutes, bro.
She's out there discovering more planets and shit
or whatever.
I don't remember.
Spent more time with the fuck-ass robots?
Well, I mean, they spent like 100,000 years
with the fuck-ass robots or something.
As a dad, what are you doing in that situation?
Honestly, probably not going to outer space,
but also if the world is in such a fucked up place
that they need me to go to outer space
to save the human race, like, is over anyway, man.
I might as well just enjoy what little time I have left.
There's no shot.
We need a man with your unique skills
in the space shuttle.
What the fuck am I gonna do, man?
I'll be like, oh, this is just like,
have you guys seen John Carpenter's Dark Star?
This is just like Dark Star, man.
You're the jester.
I wonder if we have any astronauts that watch the stream.
There's only like 50 astronauts on Earth.
So I'm going to guess we've probably got a couple.
There's a menacing beach ball?
Bro, that wasn't a beach ball.
That was an alien played by a beach ball.
Mike LaFleur is the new head coach of what NFC team?
Should be the Saints because he has a French last name.
Donovan Mitchell scored 50 plus points in multiple games.
The Jazz still blew a 3-1 lead to this team in 2020.
Oh, and the Mickey Mouse playoffs?
Anything could happen, bro.
The Jazz blew a lead.
I don't know who Donovan Mitchell played for before he
played for the Cavs.
I barely even know that he plays for the Cavs.
I don't know why I'm thinking, as if it's going to come
to me somehow.
Let's go with Dallas Mavericks.
I don't know.
A consensus all-American.
This North Carolina big man averaged over 17 points.
That's not even that much.
They score like a hundred a game.
10 rebounds kind of impressive though.
North Carolina big man.
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin Love.
I knew there was a couple famous Kevins.
In college, they only score like 70.
They should pump those numbers.
Tim Cook is the current CEO of what trillion dollar company?
That's a tough...
About as difficult as the college basketball question.
Okay, that is...
This is a really tough one.
You are...
You're a book smart.
smart ladies name is Chloe no is your last name Feynman what wait I can do
this she's in she's in book smart I know you and then I think it's I think it's
Paul Mescal. What is the name? What is your name? I have to like, I'm resetting. It's
getting further away. Like the information is getting further away from me. I know your
name I need to I need to let it simmer for a second. This Hall of Fame NBA
player has his own brand of XL gummies made in the shape of his face I have
absolutely no idea let's guess that it's Shaquille O'Neal because he's involved
with everything. Ed O'Neal played a crotch-scratching women's shoe salesman
okay you make him sound like a pervert but the thing is if you've watched the
show he's literally ace. This is married dot dot dot with children. They
forgot about the dots, man. Christian Bale first played Bruce Wayne. I don't know why
I thought that said Bruce Wayans. This is Batman Begins. Very Nolan heavy bass so far.
So what we get drunk? So what we smoke weed? We're just having fun. Our lyrics from this
2011 Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg song. I have no idea. Party. Party. Where the party
yet. Your name is, is your name Cleo? It's Cleopatra maybe? It's Cleopatra and Richard
Feynman. Does your name start with a C? I have to, I have to tap. I don't know her
name. Caitlyn Deaver. Caitlyn Deaver. I do Chloe. Cleo. Okay, 8%. I don't feel as bad
about that. What is this song? Young, wild and free. I'll be honest. I don't think I
I know that one man.
Caitlin Deaver and Paul Mescal.
You do know it?
Bro, in 2011, what was I listening to?
Shit, I was listening to some crazy stuff in 2011.
Prom Night 2012, I, bro, I had my prom night in 2006.
If they said some, they were like,
Hey, what song says, I'm promiscuous girl, it's you that I want, I'm all messed up and
it's you that I want.
It turns out I don't really know all the lyrics, but you know the deal.
I was not listening to Peter Bjorn and John, I was listening to Peter Bjorn and John
in 2007 when the fucking whistle song came out.
Like a month you had a recurring bit of so what we stay sober so what we smoke nothing. Yeah, I stole it from Chibley's chat
The same way I steal but that's where I steal most of my good jokes
Was I listening in 2011
Fuck man, but a lot of park life by blur for sure and
Like best coast I feel like I was getting into best coast around then. I was getting into like the world is
is lazy. I was listening to like women. I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish I had a loving
man in my life. You know, stuff like that. I was listening to Surfer Blood and like
Real Estate. I was listening to a lot of stuff back there. I wasn't listening to WhizFuckingKalifa.
That's not women, that's girls. Whatever, man. I don't know shit about Lena Dunham.
I did watch Tiny Furniture. No, thank you.
Why are you hating on Wiz Khalifa? Fear the unknown.
Okay, Tan. So obviously I'm looking for signing Coase. An appeal.
You strike a match.
I mean dry, fold, wash.
This is tasks involved in doing the laundry.
Laundry day verbs.
To dial, to call, to check, to screen.
To check, to screen.
Wait, these are hockey terms, man.
Not really. A coupon.
Coupon. Coup, coup, starts with coup.
Ends with on, tan, tan, bid.
Like a call, a bid, these are like also stock market terms, appeal, appeal, stamp, I mean
In a stamp, things you collect, collect call, collect a check, yeah that didn't seem strong.
Collect call, stamp collector, collect call, collect coupons, collect screen, collect
bid. Collect flowers. Oh my God, we got further away. Check screen. You check so you screen
something. Guys, I think I might be cooked on this one. As soon as I hit the shuffle
button, you should be feeling very bearish. This does say lower. On, lower. Now, that's
too much. A check. Things you sign. An appeal. An appeal is a, an appeal is a request. Things
you turn. You strike a match. You strike a dial. Dial is also a soap. Spelled backwards.
Just laid that song from the American Pie 2 soundtrack.
This is pissing me off a little bit.
What have you put Eid at the end?
Stampede?
It's about it.
That's about it.
request something, you bid on something, you match, you check, you tan, you go to the beach
to get tanned. Screen. Squat screen dial. Things on a modern cars console. I've decided
I think I have no, it functions on a phone dial, call.
They made a bid, they made an appeal,
they made a request, they made a call.
An entreaty, an entreaty, okay.
And we, what did we fail at before?
It was like things you collect, flower, coupon, stamp,
but these were, that was none.
Check.
Flower, lower to tan.
Sun tan, sun tan, sun dial, sun flower, sunscreen.
TAN was everything because nothing else goes with TAN.
Coupon check, stamp match, things that come in books.
Things that come in books.
Okay, that one, I'm proud of myself even though it took like nine minutes or whatever to get
there because a couple of years ago doing the dulls, I would have just been like, fuck
that, man.
don't say I also do that book thing. Took me 30 seconds because I'm stoned. Wait
that might be good! You know the same way like to do a magic eye it's you just
need to cross your eyes or something like that maybe connections the trick to
connections is to like you know be a little bit often edible or something
like that. Everybody masks gets down.
I'm off the pen don't tell her Jesus Christ has more searches than leprechauns
This game is not real man. They're making it up Selena Gomez really popular more popular than leprechauns
Probably more popular than John Cena. I don't know this isn't this literally from the video where he's talking about how he orders a flat
White at every coffee shop he goes to
No, honestly librarian, I trust you, you would know.
Not quite, but he is dressed the same.
I mean, there's no shot.
This is a good, particularly that Google is crazy, man.
Probably go with that over Pepsi.
Leonardo DiCaprio is getting more searched than Pepsi.
Heart disease.
don't Google things that will kill them which is how I know I'm not neurotypical
because I'll definitely be googling like a heart disease a hundred times more
often than fucking Leonardo DiCaprio who gives a shit man I mean like who
gives a shit about him necessarily but it's like what am I hoping to learn
about Leonardo DiCaprio I Google heart disease because I'm like what are the
symptoms black hole kind of interesting for sure limb lengthening I have to
imagine materialists just didn't have that much of an impact on the culture so I
stay with black hole on this one. Home Depot is gonna be way up there. Huge. Next.
DJ Khaled versus T-Pain. DJ Khaled is like the most popular artist in the
world. Oh shit he's way less popular than I thought he was. T-Pain versus
Blurr will have more streams. Blurr over Siza, who is just Robert Downey Jr. as Dr. Doom.
Radiohead, so far so good man. Tio Cruz, I think he's getting mugged by Radiohead. That's really,
that's 13 million views just for dynamite, huh? Let's say Tio Cruz over Lil Tijay, never mind.
Every day there's a new most popular artist on earth that I have never heard of that's okay
Before Sunrise mobs Harry Potter
Harry Potter mobs high school musical
Beautiful mind mobs high school musical it's a circle of life, bro
Hope fiction over a beautiful mind
She looks like she's got the gun from my island
Hope fiction over Shutter Island.
Shutter Island over the Suicide Squad.
The King's Man is really bad.
So the Suicide Squad should be over that.
Probably, I'll probably say my neighbor, Tatoro, over the King's Man.
Now this.
Okay, your name, also known as Kimi No Na Wa, is awesome, especially if you go to the movie
theater like 17 minutes in after the body swap stuff is done, and it's a movie for real yearners.
But the concept of it being over my neighbor, Tatoro, is almost unfathomable to me, even
though I think it should be in that like 8.1 range.
You know what?
Fair enough.
Fair enough, man.
I think it's peak. I'll say it.
The Toro got robbed. I know the Toro sell a way more merch of like the cat bus for coin
persons and shit like that. So you know what Miyazaki gonna be sleeping all right tonight.
let's just put it that way. Why did you see the Kingsman? Um, I, for a while I was loath to give
up my status amongst millennials and the only thing millennials love more than the office is like,
hey, there's a new movie on, that went direct to streaming. Oh, shit, Mark Wahlberg, Jason Momoa
movie that went direct to Amazon Prime. This has got to be good. So I was basically, I was
was just watching stuff because it was like hey it's out now and I can watch it.
Now I'm becoming even more annoying, I'm becoming like a 22 year old Gen Z cinephile who is like
why the fuck are 22 year olds telling me like oh if you like Cleo from 5 to 7 you've got
to watch this other Agnes Varda movie.
You're not supposed to, your favorite movie is supposed to be Daddy's Home too.
Why the fuck are you in your second year of college telling me about like, oh, but what's
your favorite Jacques de Mille movie?
Is it the umbrellas of Sherbourg or the young girls of Rochefort?
Like it's so crazy, man.
I mean, it's aspirational, don't get me wrong.
But like, and I'll take it any day over the millennials that are like, hey, have
you seen Bro?
Don't look up.
Here's the thing.
Go into it.
Like it's a satire.
We're literally living it right now.
It's literally good, but
Truvia sweetener packets
Naturally sweet honestly sweet calorie-free sweetener from the stevia leaf
400 packets of stevia
Idea man can't be that expensive, right?
It's 999. What is that like that's 10 cents a packet?
No bro that's like two cents a packet. They can't be two cents a packet that's
obscene. Oh my god it's like four cents of it three and a half cents a packet.
Holy shit.
I own the Agnes Varder complete collection but never tapped in then I
I dropped the box and tore the cardboard.
I hate myself.
I'm fake.
Nick, you should tap in.
Cleo from five to seven is only 90 minutes long.
It's crazy, man.
Unironically, Cleo from six to seven
is the best part of the movie.
Every time I see NL log a movie, I check a runtime.
Bro, I'm only watching stuff
that's over 100 minutes long on Saturdays.
I'll save you a click, r slash save you a click.
The good news is like nowadays,
they don't make good movies that are 90 minutes long.
They make decent movies that are 90 minutes long
and bad movies that are two and a half hours long.
But back in like the 60s and 70s,
they were making good movies that were 90 minutes long.
I don't know if it's cause like film was expensive
or some shit like that, but...
Like they were working within their constraints
back then, man.
All I know, and I apologize because I've done this bit a lot, but when you pick the movie
on Criterion Channel and it starts with that Janice Films logo, you know you're in good
hands.
Purge all of the anxiety from within yourself.
You're going to watch something, it's at the very least worth having watched.
by John Columbia okay Costa Rica no man ain't Costa Rica Bolivia what the fuck
no it's in the wedge and killies did you mean antique I don't think I did mean
Antigua and Barbuda. How about Trinidad and Tobago. Oh, holy fuck. Can I say something?
Our average guesses have actually, we pulled it down like 0.3 in the last six months or
so. That's pretty good. Like that's an improvement. That's like watching your resting heart rate
bit under 60. As they, you know, it's a little up and down. Don't get me wrong. I don't want
to go to travel, bro. I want to stay on world left. Oh, shit, this one's like impossible
too.
Remember when I was doing the sponsored stream for people of note?
And my watch vibrated because my heart rate was like 44.
I felt really sick.
I did not feel good in that moment.
I thought there was a chance I could have had some kind of like pulmonary episode on
stream for sure.
But we made it back.
make it back. I felt like Pierce Brosnan and Die Another Day at the start of the movie.
At the start of the movie. I don't know what you are, man. Maybe you are Antigua and Barbuda
and all the rest. No, you are Pacific Island. Maybe this is what the Federated States of
of Micronesia look like?
South of that.
OK.
Micronesia is more like in Asia.
And so we're going to Oceania.
Any chance you're like at Tuvalu?
Well, now we're just sort of like,
we're just sort of guessing, which is fine.
Vanuatu, the Solomon Islands.
But isn't there Wellesley or something? Not Western Sahara. I don't think you're Samoa
or American Samoa. We do go ahead to Walu. Wallace, are you Wallace and Fatuna? That's
Fiji, bro. That's where the water comes from. That makes a lot of sense, to be honest
with you. Wallace and Fatuna pretty close though. Wallace and Big Tuna bro. David Wallace and
Jim from the office. Dude. We need that on Paramount Plus and Peacock Tooth Suite. Wallace
Listen, Big Tuna.
Silence millennial?
I don't really mind being a millennial.
I think it's okay.
August 29, 2003.
It's the ninth grade.
The summer between ninth and tenth grade,
but about to start the tenth grade.
Travis Schiffner, horror films starring Travis Schiffner, he can taste your fear.
This was kind of like Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake territory.
Ray, okay, Ray Wise, he can taste your fear?
Is this like House of the Thousand Corpses or Victor Salvia and Jonathan?
What the fuck is this?
When their bus is crippled on the side of a deserted road, a team of high school athletes
discover an opponent they cannot defeat?
Jeepers Creepers?
Jeepers Creepers 2.
Jeepers Creepers 2 was number one at the box office the last week of August 2003.
Okay, Walt Disney in kind of like the the dog days of the
Disney shit assance in the early 2000s. Oh, no, no your post Lilo and Stitch. Are you even animated a
fantasy comedy romance from
2003 star. Oh, you are yes. Okay. Now. I know exactly where I was now
My uncle and aunt came to visit us
right around this time because they were why they went to the theater to watch
Freaky Friday and that was no joke it was like a 40 minute drive okay so now
that I'm back what else was spy kids spy kids too came out right around this
time I think Samuel L. Jackson in a crime action thriller probably changing
lanes changing lanes kind of good as fuck Samuel L. Jackson and Colin
the arrow? Wait a minute. I should know this. You're either you're either shit or
you're not. Directed by Clark Johnson.
You're either shit or you're not. Michelle Rodriguez. Hondo Harrelson recruits
It's Jim Street to join an elite unit.
Oh, it's, I guess it's LAPD, bro.
Am I freaking out?
Oh, it's, you're right.
It's SWAT.
I give up.
It's not LAPD.
It's LL Cool J.
The team's first big assignment is
to escort crime boss Alex Montel to prison.
It's all names, man.
kind of the original John Wick. This should make $207 million worldwide. Touchstone pictures,
a western, okay, well this should be Brokeback Mountain. Never mind. Starting Kevin Costner
from 2003? Robert, uh, no place to just give it to me. A former gunslinger takes up arms
again when his cattle crew open range. I was alive. I was alive back then. How do I not
know any of these movies except Freaky Friday? This one, it made $272 million, bro. Starring
Johnny Bepp. Yeah, that's the first Pirates movie. I saw that one in the theaters. It's
a curse of the black pearl homie. Best star believing in ghost stories, you're in one.
It makes you feel any better. That was my junior year and all I remember is Spider-Man
Two, silence millennial.
Spider-Man 2 came out May 2004.
They will divide us.
OK, lock in.
Lock in.
Yeah, bro, that's the same school year.
Sorry, my address.
The school starts the Tuesday after Labor Day in Canada.
Sorry to inform you.
As far as I'm concerned that is not the same school year.
Okay, I have seen both of these.
I will say that.
What is the family man?
I think Nicholas Cage,
I always get a confused with the weather man.
I think Nicholas Cage is like really successful
but he's single and then like it's a ghost
of Christmas past type situation
that comes to visit him and show him
like what his life could have looked like
if he didn't break up with his high school sweetheart or something like that
it's been a long time so i saw it probably in like nineteen ninety nine or
something like that
uh...
so it's been a long ass time i remember liking it all right though
the family guy
is that a moody shirt i think i saw it there offer options
Well, hard nut, you fucking clocked me.
I know you're in Vancouver right now,
or at least were last week.
Yes, I bought seven of these shirts at Muji on Saturday.
You've, no one has ever clocked me harder than that in chat.
I was Muji maxing, yeah.
The dry waffler.
But they even got the location right.
It was the one off Robson.
I'm not, Libby, if you're here, no offense,
I ain't going out to Metro town just to go to Muji.
That's not when I could be down there in the West End,
amongst all the great restaurants,
the great Korean restaurants.
I mean, I'm not waiting 80 minutes to get noodles at Bombo.
That's insane, but regardless,
I'm gonna try the daily challenge.
And already, I know something,
because in Mockingjay, we have Julianne Moore.
Julianne Moore can get you to
Boogie Nights. I know where I'm going. Okay. I know where I'm going to start because it's going to be Julie Ann Moore
And then it's going to be Boogie Nights one of my many five stars from this year. That takes you to Philip Seymour Hoffman
So fucking stupid man. No, you're not man. You were living your truth through whatever
This takes you to Lebowski, which takes you to Bishimi, which takes you to
Hargo and all of a sudden you're at Francis McDormand Nomad Land Swanky in like 22 seconds or something like that
You come out by a straight there and now you're looking for Nick probably Nicholas Cage. You're probably not gonna connect to Taylor Leone if we're being honest here
And then Nicholas Cage. She's been in movies with people
He's been in movies with individuals
Wait, we are gonna we're gonna go Richard Jenkins
shape of water
Michael fucking Shannon bad boys to
Teleoni? No. Martin Lawrence. Bad Boys 1. Teleoni. The family man. That's fucking crazy!
I'm in love with the shape of water. Bro, you ain't in love with the shape of water. You're just in love with the shape of the container it's in.
Pissing me off.
One minute, so 61 seconds, swanky percent.
It's crazy though.
You have Bradley Cooper Silver lining's playbook, Jennifer Lawrence.
Okay, just one problem.
Where's swanky, bro?
I didn't see swanky in there.
William H. Macy wasn't, oh shit, you're right,
William Macy wasn't Boogie Nights.
He's the guy who correctly read the vibes of the party
and made his escape in a matter of speaking.
Dallas stars 500 plus penalty minutes in his career.
Am I crazy to think we might have a Mike Riviero in here?
That's a crazy poll, man.
No one has ever looked more like a disgraced
New York City governor or state senator, well being in the NHL, that's still crazy.
Oh man.
Washington capitals 500 plus penalty minutes in their career.
So this is going to be like 80% Tom Wilson.
Almost feel like if we could pull like a Darian Hatcher or something like the other
Hatcher, the other Hatcher who 100% looks like he's in the WWE.
New Jersey devils? Give me a Ken Danico.
Now that's a fucking old school hockey face, man.
This is what 29-year-old men were meant to look like, okay?
We used to be a proper society, man.
He does look a little bit like a me.
He was a little bit like a me, too, I wish.
20 plus assists in a season. Yeah, I'm thinking Joe Juneau. I'm thinking we're going Joe
Juneau. Am I crazy to type Chris Carter here? I haven't thought about it. I haven't thought
about that. Is Chris Clark? That's a fucking, I literally have not thought about this guy in
in 25 years.
But I remember him being consistently considered
one of the most underrated active NHLers.
Okay, New Jersey Devils 20 plus assists in a season.
Bro, that's Sergei Brelin.
That's got Sergei Brelin written all over it.
He's the Derek Zulander Blue Steel.
20 plus assists in a season.
You know what?
Throw me a little Sergei Zuboff there.
Now this is where things get interesting
because I don't really give a fuck about this, man.
Kings and devils am I crazy if I say something like J. Pan Dolfo? Yeah, apparently
Problem is there was like 20 years where I didn't give a fuck about who was on the Kings
Like basically from like 1995 to like 2009 he didn't really have that much going on
Stéphane Fisze might have played for the, no, whatever. That's fine, that's fine, whatever.
I do know Trent Klatt. Well, he, the hair is, is truly insane on Trent Klatt. Corey Perry,
Darcy Kemper, oh, Ilya Kovalchuk makes a lot of sense, but Trent Klatt is fucking crazy,
easy, man. Imagine NL Cam but Joe Biden chilling in the background doing stuff. Am I crazy to
say like, and I don't mean this to, I understand he's going through some health concerns, has
any president disappeared faster than Joe Biden? You think he would at least be asking
him questions or something like that and he'd be given some answers like I don't
I'd okay well now apart from presidents who kind of had a William H. Macy style
event in office
I'm surprised they would at least be like you know putting them on the news
and being like hey what do you think about you seen project Hail Mary yet or
or something like that.
He's sick?
Well, I know he's sick, but I thought
they would at least be asking him some questions,
like keeping him in the public eye to some degree.
He's old as hell.
He's not even that old in like a cosmic sense.
He's older than Bob Dylan, that is crazy man.
I was thinking, do you think we're just going to skip millennial presidents, man?
Were we talking about that on stream or was I talking about it in the Discord?
I think we might go straight from like silent generation boomer presidents, like straight
to Gen Z men.
We're skipping Gen X.
Is it Obama strikes me as kind of a Gen X president?
He's always saying stuff like they never thought we'd have a basketball playing president
and stuff like that.
I think he strikes me as a guy would you drink from the hose growing up?
technically a boomer
orders on gen X but also spiritually a millennial
okay I could see that
oldest gen Z is only twenty eight
whatever man so I don't give a fuck I'm sorry you did like that just I'm sick of
hearing about it
gender wake me up when the youngest gen Z is thirty because that's when finally I
can say some shit about that gen Z without people immediately going solo
gen Z still in the sixth grade right now
I will start blaming them for the climate crisis when the youngest gen Z is
thirty okay
It's the golden rule.
I'm gonna treat them like they treat me.
You brought it up?
Yeah, yeah, I'm the streamer.
The rules are different for me.
We didn't do anything.
I know, bro, I know.
I was there, I saw an inconvenient truth
at the screening room.
And I was like, somebody's gotta do something about this.
Al Gore, what do you want me to do?
I'm 19.
Al Gore, look it,
You're the one who's supposed to do something, man!
You were the vice president!
You were the vice president of the United States of America
for eight years, man!
What am I supposed to do?
I'm in sophomore year of university, undergrad!
Anyway, Emily Blunt, character name and title.
That's got to be Mary Puppens.
Returns
Emily blunt title starts with a to h give me an edge of tomorrow on that one
Emily blunt just be doing shit. What else is Emily blunt in isn't she she's in Southpaw maybe
Wrong she's in the she's in one. No, she's in the smashing machine
The Sakurai documentary
Juman Honsu starting with an A will go Amistad on that one. Character name in title.
Well, okay, release 2010 to 2026. Give me Guardians of the Galaxy. Honestly, I don't
know what the fuck Juman Honsu is in that has a character name in the title. I
gotta think about that one. Anne Hathaway starts A to H. Let me get
Joseph Gordon Levitt, All Scenes From Havoc compilation.
Release 2010 to 2026.
Or I mean, there's a lot.
Don't get me wrong.
There's just so many he's bringing to mind right now.
But the real question is, what movie is she in?
What character name and title, bro?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Did I really spell Rises?
R-E-S-I-S, I might be cooked, man.
They should have made a Dark Knight Recess, though.
Oh, shit, that would have been crazy around Halloween.
I mean, she's definitely in Les Miserables,
the story of Jean Valjean.
I just don't know what the Juman Honsu movie is, man.
I've seen Captain Marvel.
I had no Jim Honohones who was in Captain Marvel, bro.
I had no he's in Aragona.
Fuck you, I hate seeing this fucking poster.
This poster pisses me off, man.
Gladiator?
But his name is not Gladiator, if I may.
I don't know, did Gladiator work for this?
His name's Maximus.
Batman's name isn't The Dark Knight. It's just his name isn't Batman either. But this
shit is not going to be called Bruce Wayans. Captain Marvel's name Carol Danvers. You're
a nerd. You're a nerd. You're a nerd for knowing that. Just so you know.
Do you think the tiny man sold the ring to the soldier because the tiny man had already
tried giving it to the woman and also got rejected when they were crouched in the corner
when they were both thinking of forbidden love?
Um, no, I think that's, I mean, I think the tiny man and the soldier had a, a moment
of, you know, homosexual attraction.
And then the soldier felt like his masculinity was threatened as a result of that and
overcompensated by trying to give the waitress the ring. And then the waitress
said, my darling that just ain't enough for some shit like that. But the desk clerk
says it happens every day. It hurts so bad to see spamming your shitty joke
rewarded like this. Literally it's a it's a funny question. It's literally
Not my fault that both Yeti and I are the only people who respect Bob Dylan's 1976 album desire
Everybody else. Oh, you know add clavicular to your island. What are you gonna add clavicular to your island?
You guys are so you got a real problem with Yeti. I don't understand why
What's your problem with Yeti?
This isn't even gay Bob Dylan. In the song, the tiny man and the soldier was out somebody
in love. The desk clerk says it happens every, you can take your money but I don't know how
you spend it in the tomb and the butter in the basement blue you don't fucking
get it man
soldiers can be ladies too yeah not on black diamond Bay bro not on black
diamond Bay they're way behind the times over there on black diamond Bay the
The only thing that women can do is stand on the veranda with the Panama hat and then have
a passport that shows a face from another time and place but she looks nothing like that.
She does try to save the Greek guy from killing himself though.
Just help this danger near!
Something like that.
Turofi.
A noun meaning something gained or given a victory or conquest, especially when preserved
mounted as a memorial. Trophy comes from Greek tropaeon, meaning turn a route, through Latin
and French. Trophy, a noun.
She alright man. Amulet, a noun.
Pregnant ass paws after amulet. Cactus, a noun meaning indigo, a noun meaning a deep
root. Carefully, an adjective meaning marked by.
Certainly a blasé pedestrian style around the easy spelled words sanctimonious a adjective meaning hypocritically pious or devout
Courage a noun meaning men
Crestations a noun meaning any of the stations a
Fontina a noun meaning a cheese that is okay turpentine a noun meaning
Now we're getting to something a little spicy
Jikama, a noun meaning an edible starchy tool.
She really said jikama.
You know you're getting cooked with the AI vocalizer is worse at pronouncing words than the Tomodachi Life Synthesizer.
Paragranation, a verb meaning to travel especially on foot, walk.
Paragranation, okay.
Haughty an adjective meaning blatantly and just haughty intriguing an adjective meaning engage
Prasenium a noun meaning the stage of an ancient Greek or Roman theater
It's an S before the C isn't it?
Prasenium
Because it's a scene. That makes sense.
Makes a lot of motherfucking sense. Wait, she doesn't try to save him, bro.
She didn't know that he was about to kill himself, even though she passed him in the
hallway. I don't know how you see a guy with a rope and think, ah, yeah, that's the Soviet
ambassador. She was just trying to get the higher ground.
She knew that he was trying to kill himself because he asked for a rope and a pen that
will write. And she said, the desk could extend. Am I hearing you right?
And the boy they're in the basement blue. I think she knew what are you saying?
R.E.M. poster. I got baited into thinking you weren't posting lyrics.
I door-dashed some Shake Shack for lunch on my company's dime. The shit was $58 and $20 of fees and tip.
How do people live like this? Bro, they show you the price on the app before you click confirm order.
just so you know. You don't have to do this like moralizing thing where like when the food arrives
you look at the receipt and go wait it was this expensive?
Like when you're about to click it you can go wait this is too expensive I'm just going to go to
the store. It's on the company dime? Yeah I'm just saying but like why are you surprised by
the price after it arrives instead of like when you order it that's insane. That you know what
I find it sanctimonious and disingenuous, quite frankly, because you want to feel like
you're being crushed under the boot of DoorDash, even though you didn't actually, well, you
know what you did kind of pay for, because it's priced in.
That's the thing, like when you're on your company's card, I mean, your company's paying
for it.
That's money that could have gone to you instead, but I get, it feels different.
I understand that.
But at least, can I say something?
At least you ordered some real fucking food on your company's dime.
I hate when you're at like an event or something and they're like, hey, we got a catered lunch
and it's all sandwiches that are like this big.
Like you couldn't know it.
And it's not, like there's no problem with like eating nine different sandwiches.
Don't get me wrong.
But like it's not real food.
It's not real food.
though and clams pecorino romano one of the most underrated cheeses I gotta say
this is from Italy whoa wait it's probably from the United States this is
probably from my co-hog or something white clam pie yes yes what the fuck is
your problem man it looks good penis diameter that's way too personal I'll
give you the radius
Little little math joke for you
Cabbage rolls these are from these are from cabbage rolls are from
Poland
They're from a lot of countries, but I'm still proud of myself
Black Forest cake, I mean it's got fucking kersh in it, man. Oh
Ooh, we'll jog with show.
Didn't this one isn't for you yet, eh?
We'll jog with show, folks, on the sand.
Drink Kirk's Vosser from a shell.
San Francisco show and tell.
You know what I'm talking about?
This is no one night stand.
It's a real occasion.
It was black forest cake. Less and less these days? I mean, Gaucho's been out for like literally
dead ass 50 years, man. Like you had time to catch up. Don't be mad at me for surfacing
it to the zeitgeist of public consciousness. Okay, I gotta say, I forgot play it off. We'll
go back for play it off. Don't blame me. My Gresta didn't remind me. This, I am a Katsu
chicken curry eater, but I do think that in a lot of Scrandle games it looks like shit.
This one looks pretty peak if I'm being honest with you. So I'm going to go ahead
and give that a vote, not that this is,
I mean, this is just personal preference, but.
Both look really bad, but this one looks charred beyond belief.
I mean, this one, they tore a hot dog in half,
which is insane.
No, bro, it's not, look at the fucking,
look at the caramelization.
Hot filled fun of the week.
Maple syrup and roasted ham loin,
sage and onion stuffing, tomato,
That Pepsi looks good as fuck, man.
Looks good as fuck.
I mean, this is, this looks fine.
I'm not gonna be sanctimonious.
The Pepsi looks so fucking good, man.
It's like the beer, whatever,
but look at the bubbles on the outside of that soda.
It looks so fucking good.
It's not gonna win, because whatever.
probably take Hawaiian loaded fries.
I guess it's like Hawaiian because it has a pork in it,
which is a little specious at the end of the day,
but you know, looks all right.
Doner meat, chips, and cheese pie
versus turkey bacon and stuffing roll.
It looks like the kind of sandwich
that would give you hiccups.
Not that I'm against it, but I'm kind of stunned if I'm being honest.
I'll take a Mars duo on that one.
So I do see that it's 10 cents.
But just the physical sensation of reaching your hand
into that sticky plastic bag to retrieve the sausage
is unacceptable to me.
That's not an appropriate way to serve that.
I do not want to put my hand in there to grab that.
I thought it would win because it was 10 cents, though.
Holy cow, Micheladas from Mexico.
Beer with lime, hot sauce, and chili salt,
price for one, four pounds 20.
Your chicken looks OK, but I mean, all right, never mind.
I forgot it, it's tomato sauce.
They were drinking cachaça from a shell.
No, they weren't. They were drinking Kirksvassar from a shell.
They were not drinking Kassah from a shell.
Go look up the lyrics to Babylon sisters.
They were not drinking Kassah from a shell.
They were drinking Kirksvassar from a shell.
San Francisco, show and tell.
Chili cheese, roast potatoes versus, yeah,
I'm not buying the steak from WrestleMania Vegas, obviously.
Go look it up, man.
Carolina pulled chicken nachos versus bratwurst in a baguette.
I bet that's good as fuck.
I'm sorry, that's better, man.
Your thumb, your thumb is...
I don't think there's anything wrong with it, but I'm not sure there's that much
right about it either.
dog for $5.55? No comment. Probably take the beat marinated chicken gyro. Chicken gyro.
5 out of 10 is pretty crazy. But it's literally society that's wrong.
So, you know, take it up with our sick-ass world.
It's gonna be yolu tortu. Hmm, this is just a plate. This is what's left on the plate after you eat your food.
food. This, I mean this looks like a classic Sunday roast man, it lost. It's crazy, kind
of minced meat log versus chickpeas built from base principles. No, okay I'm getting
fucked up man. Sweet dough with flour, eggs, sugar, and milk.
Desserts are gonna come up lately. The Monaco from France, that's confusing.
Give me beef jerky. Falafel versus chili cheese fries.
Now this is like a classic, don't pit my goats against each other.
If I may say something, at the risk of farming negative twos that will then turn into plus
twos by the time I finish my sentence, falafel, one of the best foods that usually taste pretty
bad.
Just because so many, at least in North America, so many outlets are not doing the falafel.
They're not giving it the respect it deserves.
They're making the falafel and then reheating it at the point of ordering so that it
can be done quick serve and then it comes out dry and gummy instead of frying it to order
which is fair because when you go in to like a you know a falafel store you don't necessarily
want to wait like 15 minutes for your wrap to come out or whatever but like I'd say at
least like 70% of the time I order falafel I'm like man why didn't I just get like
the shawarma. It just holds up better to this maledroit preparatory routine.
I'm still going to pick it. That's a fair battle though.
Chappan loco versus Lulata. It looks like it's being served with a glass of salsa.
Mashed Lulo fruits with ice and plenty of lime. Yeah, that sounds better than rye bread dough
stored in a wooden sourdough pot. Bulgogi versus cheese roll. I take either or yes please. I really
like canack abroad. Don't get me wrong, but what is aburahados to platano maduro?
right? Plantain sliced fried and stuffed with cheese. Sorry, sweet. And that's going to clear.
Beijing cow dung? I mean, can I say something? I've never had my caucasity more validated than
when I saw the video of Ludwig eating peaking duck from one of the best peaking duck restaurants
and going like, it's all right, but it's a little greasy for me. We had it in Singapore twice,
I think and both times I was like
It's it's fine like I can eat it and be reasonably pleased to eat it, but I do find it really really greasy
That's good though
Well, you know for a couple pieces, but they're they're cutting up a whole duck for two people man like that's a that's a lot of meat
He did keep calling the crepes tortillas, but like I mean he was actually at the restaurant
You were watching it from Ohio, so I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt on that one
What is the bun though?
So bun it's a doughnut. I'll take the Beijing cow on that one. That's fine. Just means that I'm more woke
Because I chose the one that wasn't a donut
It's that simple
Did you play it out?
I was a pallet people, please, are on that one.
We need to get more woke.
I'm not anti-woke, I'm pro-woke.
Let's start right there.
I was talking about it in the Discord today.
I always think about my ninth grade English teacher who was
like proto-woke in 2002,
and she railed on our whole English class because we were
taught to use they,
them when we didn't know the gender of
the subject in the sentence. And then she was like, you do not use they, them.
According to the English style guide, when she pulled out like a fucking fat ass reference
book, she was like, if you don't know the gender of the subject, the default to use
is he slash him. And I'm, I, I think about her all the time because she was woke back
in 2002. She wore like chunky ass turquoise necklaces and long art teacher style dresses
with overalls okay but she didn't the society turned and now all of a sudden
she looks evil she also taught us to use two spaces after a period but like you
know I mean she was born in like 1940 or something like that so
what do you mean we don't use the Oxford space anymore man you know what's
annoying is fuck it's trying to figure out where to put the punctuation when
you're using quotation marks. The socks that like put the punctuation in the
quotation mark close the quotation and then put another punctuation mark at the
end like that that feels in elegant man. I love to do that my favorite type of
sentence to write with like dialogue or a quote is like start the sentence
with the quotes, end it with a comma, close the quotes, subject exclaimed, comma, reopen
the quotation to finish the sentence with the rest of the quote.
Like a little blerump, like you have a little dip in the sentence and you come back up at
the end.
It has a great rhythm to it, man.
Why are your fingers so curvy?
You got a problem with this?
Doesn't this look like this would fuck up a bongo, man?
Doesn't this look like this would get a serious slap out of a fucking bongo?
The Nome Kingdom and Bobo Land border, the Nome Kingdom and Bobo Land border, what
matriarchal country
am i crazy if i put like
What's some insane answers here because i don't know if this is real or it's like from a comic book
I have i have no idea
The practice of wearing tinted glasses in the Capitol was eventually discontinued in what
nation contained in quaddling and winky country. Is my ass really going to write panum or something
like that? Matriarchal country, the Gnome Kingdom and Bobo land wearing tinted glasses in the Capitol?
Oh, it's fucking Oz, bro! After crashing her house in Munchkinland, Dorothy must travel to
to the capital of what two-letter nation. That's fucking crazy. That's really hard, man.
It's named after Queen Osma. I actually haven't seen Wicked. I got to see the play, and then
maybe the first movie.
AI researcher, Dag Clitlis, named what famous piece of software after a Norwegian co-worker?
I mean, I guess that's cloud.
It's Siri.
Siri, there you go.
I said what I said, Chad.
I said what I said.
Clarence Oddbody is rewarded with the power of flight
for aiding the father of Zuzu.
In what 1946 film?
Probably Uncle Boone Me who remembers past lives.
Bro I remember past lives.
You don't hear me making a movie about it.
I watched it like two years ago.
What Jimmy Stewart movie was once accused of being communist propaganda?
It's a wonderful life.
How is it a communist propaganda when like doesn't it literally teach you how banking
works the bank doesn't have your money bro the bank doesn't have your money they
took it they don't have it anymore they gave it to some other motherfucker and you
know it's crazy that that dude doesn't have it either that dude doesn't have it
either man he gave it to another motherfucker and you know it's crazy is
that some of it probably made its way back to you you know in a fraction of
what you originally gave to them because it's all spread you know you got some
Adams from like tyrannosaurus rex inside of your body right now
You got some fuck you got some money that you deposited in your savings account circle like you know 1992
Ain't nothing to take out man, it's all just items on a ledger
touching on her Bronx
Childhood and time at Yale my beloved world was a 2013 memoir hit for what legal eagle? I don't know maybe Sotomayor
The only species naturally occurring outside of the Americas, I don't think that.
I think there's other species that are outside of the Americas, to be honest.
What about hippos and shit, bro?
Rip-Solace-Basifera is also known as the mistletoe what?
What do we got a lot of in North America that maybe they don't have elsewhere?
Like in beavers and shit maybe.
Paiote or not, legend has it an eagle carrying a snake landed atop what plant?
And that's where Mexico, maybe a cactus bro?
That makes more sense.
Ten points.
Good flag is one of the best flags.
I'll be honest, North American standards,
Canada, USA, and Mexico all got peak flags.
I know it hurts to hear if you're from one of
the 48 European countries whose flag is
just three different colors of stripes.
But like, we got some serious, our flag game is really strong.
Up here in Northern North America.
Listen, I hate America as much as anybody else, okay, maybe even more.
The only reason I feel comfortable even saying that is there's so many Americans here who
are like, no, that's valid.
But like, the flag and the anthem are really good.
I do find it to be virtue signaling when people say the US anthem is bad.
I think it like, oh, Canada is fine.
It's kind of, it's a little, you know,
it kind of wafts over you.
It spires a little bit of national pride now and then,
but like, they were cooking with the Star Spangled Banner, man.
They were absolutely cooking with that one.
Or the Ramparts type shit, oh, the fucking Rockets,
red glare, the bombs burst, the syllabic element of it,
the meter gets a little fucked up,
The bombs bursting in air.
Are you being dead ass? I think O Canada is fine, but come on, can you really with a straight face look here and tell me that O Canada mods the Star Spangled Banner?
They planted a couple feet in the ground to sing the Star Spangled Banner. I'll give them credit for that one.
Oh, Canada's far better your virtue signal. I'm sorry because you disagree with me
Okay, it's final. I don't dislike. Oh Canada. I think oh Canada's it's a serviceable to good national anthem, but
Now the Mexican national anthem
I don't know because I have to wait until they win a gold medal in ice hockey or curling to know what it sounds like
So it's gonna be a it's gonna be a minute. I think I'm not saying they can't do it. I'm just saying they got a long
I do like to be the bell center Le Sainte-Rabelle has been fucking rockin lately, man
I love when they sing the anthem in French. You know why cuz fuck you man. Why shouldn't they it's Quebec
You're watching the fucking Montreal team play hockey
Learn French or fucking tolerate it
The end. I'm tolerating it. Do I know French? I watched Clio from 5 to 7 today. So I'd say,
mmm-mmm, petit peu. Sans trois type shit. Okay, oh animated movies the year they were released
starting with the latest. Okay, starting with the latest. The oldest movie here is Toy Story 2,
which came out in 1999. Shrek 2 came out in 2004. Incredibles 2 is After Finding Dory. Now,
Here's where monsters university is pre-finding Dory the question is kung fu panda too. I have absolutely no idea. I'm gonna leave it right there
We're playing the hits man
It's that simple
How many of these have you seen
Four I've seen four of these
Top three build actors of each. I couldn't tell you top three build for animated movies, but I could I could certainly tell you top build Craig T.
Nelson, Ellen DeGeneres, Billy Crystal, Jack Black, Mike Myers, Tom Hanks, it's that simple.
John Goodman, bro, no shot Billy Crystal is not getting top billing in Monsters University.
I'm sorry, no shot, no shot Tom Hanks or no shot Billy Crystal is not getting top billing.
It's Mike Wazowski, 1A, solely 1B.
You just staying on business for O Canada?
Are you not clocking that I'm standing on business right now?
Oh, thank you for mentioned, oh, it's easy not clocking to you that I'm standing on business
right now.
Higher percentage of people who are Catholic, easiest question of all time, Montreal.
Higher population, Marrakesh Safi or Rangpur Bangladesh.
I mean, both got a lot of people, I'm assuming.
I do feel like Bangladesh, I mean,
has an enormous population, but it might be one
of those countries where it's like predominantly
in a few cities.
But I mean, this is like kind of also the,
well, I guess it's not the desert, man.
It's fucking Marrakesh still.
We go Bangladesh.
Higher percentage of people who work in repairs,
just don't really have anything to base it on.
Less access to hospitals?
I would have to imagine that profit motive
would lead to a lot of healthcare facilities
opening up in Florida,
the oldest state on average outside of Arizona.
Higher percentage of households with at least one vehicle?
Crazy fucking district, man.
I feel like it's still gotta be Louisville.
Just cause in Pittsburgh, like, I mean,
gotta be able to get a 95% of households
have at least one vehicle. 19 out of 20. That's crazy. How do you even say Pittsburgh with
the Pittsburgh accent? That's the trick. You don't have to say it. You're already there.
17th century French cardinals. Okay. But also French male nonfiction authors, foreign
men. Are you Cardinal Richelieu, who I do not know? You're also an Alex. Are you Cardinal
Rishaloo? Yeah sure man. Also I don't know who that is but I did get sick on it on a channel
steamer named Cardinal Rishaloo so let's go with the other one. What the fuck were they
saying in in Brief Encounter? They make a reference to Cardinal Rishaloo in Brief Encounter.
How do you know it? Because I watched a lean night bro two nights ago or two mornings
ago I watched a brief encounter David Lean they talk about Cardinal Richelieu
free meals Punjabi cuisine seek practices I know this oh vegetarian dishes
of India free meals Punjabi words and phrases seek practices I know this is
Is it, is it like,
Skip me. Longar.
That's what I thought it was.
I don't know longar.
Guaduara is the temple.
I gotta get up on my Sikh practices, man.
1871 British novels adapted into television shows
shows that are cultural depictions of William IV fictional populated places in England,
Darbyshire, Bounten Abbey,
1871 British novels. What's the Brideshead? Brideshead?
It'll March. Okay, I had no chance. I don't know what that is.
1848 introductions. Amateur Radio American invention. Scoutcraft. Ham radio? Morse code.
That makes way more sense. Guys, I'm getting my ass beat.
20th century African-American painters born in 60 died in 88.
Basquiat.
20th century African-American sportsmen in the 3030 club.
Their baseball coaches left fielders with retired numbers there.
Wait, okay.
Hang on.
1964, so you're 62 years old.
You played for the pirates.
National League, wait are you, why in Islanders players?
A National League All Star, it's Barry Bonds bro.
San Francisco Giants players, won the gold glove,
American sports people in doping cases, yeah okay.
Barry Bonds.
Are you not calling me that I'm standing on business?
I lost all respect for Barry Bonds,
not for the drug stuff,
but when I found out he sleeps 12 hours a night.
Literally none of us know what we're capable of
if we just slept 12 hours a night.
It's not, it's literally not fair.
I thought it was an apples to apples comparison.
I thought we were comparing ourselves
to somebody who sleeps six to nine hours a night,
but no, he sleeps 12 hours a night.
Wait, 2000 Hong Kong films set in Shanghai and Singapore?
Bro, that's in the mood for love.
Yeah, it's a hundred percent in the mood for it couldn't be anything else a key of faith
shiota tokyo electronics districts otaku that's akihabara come on bro you know who you're
talking to right now you know who you're talking to right now 20th century french
male artists. 20th century French painters who are Russian, who are ballet designers.
You have absolutely no idea. I don't know Mark Chagall. Sorry to say.
Beer in the Czech Republic? This pills in her, bro. You don't even need to read the rest. You
don't even need to read the rest. Scored six. I was gonna say, can I say I thought today's
was kind of tough. So I felt like by getting six we were crushing it today.
That's a great part of the tale to be in.
Bonds on base percentage is crazy. Well it was fucking like all he did was hit home runs and walk,
Fuck man.
And sleep, yeah that's right.
Oh I go, sub me out coach, sub me out, I gotta go home and get my 14 hours.
Fuck off man.
123 degree angle.
110.
117 119 I thought I had one more guess they need a dark theme silence Gen Z your eyes will
literally be fine. They literally have one anyway. Yeah, there you go. See, owned. No,
please, I need dark mode. You literally the first thing you look at when you wake up is
your phone. The brightest object has ever been invented by mankind. So I apologize
if I find it a little bit disingenuous, okay?
I find it a little bit disingenuous.
What a beautiful lie.
Gui Berato mentioned.
No!
Bro, it's 8 p.m. here.
You live in Tom Pear?
You living in Malmo? Motherfucker, you can live at the Malm. It counts. Is Rotville in
the rotation? I don't know what Rotville is, but it sounds awesome. Because to me it kind
kind of sounds like you look at like a piece of moldy food and guess how many days it's
been sitting out on the counter.
Is that what it is?
Why does he have jaundice right now?
Sometimes my lighting gets all screwed up from the camera.
I assure you, I actually look pretty alive right now.
I got some sun on the weekend,
so I got a little color in my cheeks, believe it or not.
I'm telling you, tip color, normal,
but I can't tell you what normal is
because everyone goes, it's not purple.
Bro, I don't know what to tell you, it's a little purple.
I didn't fucking invent it, so don't take it up with me.
Can we, I know, I asked this like once a year,
Can we be honest?
It's a little purple.
Not everybody's, I'm sure, but it's a little purple.
Yeah, undertones.
It's mostly like the color of a number two pencil eraser,
I guess, but there's a little purple in it.
Because of you, I'm insecure about my penis.
I wouldn't really.
I mean, that seems invalid to me.
I shouldn't really be making anybody feel insecure
about their own penis.
Ain't working with anything too spectacular here.
Been a while since we've done this.
Stretch opposite spring taught to avoid
starter humming on and off.
I want to say it's summer. Opposite spring. Can I hit you with something? How about winter?
Sorry y'all, new keyboard. Stretch opposite spring taut to avoid starter humming on and off.
The clues indicators are to avoid starter and on and off.
Two of these are selection indicators.
One directs us to take every second letter and the other points us to the first letter of a word.
Our third indicator is a deletion indicator.
Can somebody just tell me the answer? I just don't... I really... I prefer... No disrespect to
Corey, you might be a wizard. I kind of get lost on the... on the cryptic, the minute cryptic when
the sentence doesn't make sense. Like when I have to spend all of my brain power just to
parse what the actual meaning of the sentence is. Stretch opposite spring taught to avoid
starter humming on and off. Like this one to me seems like the words were placed there
with an air of artifice and I find it disrespectful. No disrespect, Corey, no disrespect.
This took me two seconds after checking the indicators. Okay, bro, you got it after you
cheated. Congratulations. You're smarter than me.
Cut the shape perfectly in half. Excuse me. I haven't done anything yet. I just right
Clicked my accident while looking
Way off way off way off way off. Okay, fuck you you don't know how to divide shit in half
Booba or Kiki this a part of it was booba part of it is Kiki
They say, way off, man.
Dr. Orville, don't bum me out today.
Yeah, nobody cares about 55-year-old men, so this one should be fine, even if he's got
like, you know, the black plague or whatever.
55-year-old men, prevents with several months of chronic diarrhea, cough, and unintentional
weight loss.
Salmonella typhi.
He reports occasional abdominal pain and worsening arthralgeas.
I'm going to say campylobacter, campylobacteriosis.
Physical exam reveals hyperpigmentation of the skin
and mild abdominal tenderness.
I got horrible news for you, bro.
You have cirrhosis of the liver.
You have liver failure, man.
You got Chinese liver fluke.
You have a pyogenic liver abscess, man.
Laboratories studies show iron deficiency anemia
and hypoalbuminemia.
Shout out to all the doctors out there.
I think you got alcoholic cirrhosis, man.
Neurologic findings include rhythmic eye oscillations
with synchronized jaw contractions,
characteristic of oculomasticatory myorhythmia. You got coronary heart failure, man. Small bowel
biopsy demonstrates foamy macrophages in the lamina praporia that are PAS positive and diastase
resistant. You literally have, like, you got Giardia lembria, Whipple disease. Can
Can I say something?
He got some kind of gastrointestinal infection.
Who cares?
This guy's toast.
Literally, what's crazy is that if you're a 55-year-old man, your doctor will look at
this and go, uh, yeah, you got Whipple disease.
Go home, get some sleep.
Go home, get some...
Make sure you drink a lot of water.
sure you drink a lot of water. You know you're fucked when they bust out the
Kirkland signature bottle of Abel Profan. This is what women experience at all
times regardless of their age? I guess that we should all be satisfied with our
standard of care then. Shout out to all the doctors in the chat. You guys, I
wasn't talking about you, I was talking about other doctors. Talking about other
other doctors, not you. They will do critical. You think VGH would have offered you made?
I don't think VGH would have. I also, if I may, first off, I'm not necessarily anti-made,
but I definitely just needed some antibiotics. I don't think my doctor is one of the doctors
that would have offered made. Because then I would have had to have actually seen them
for an examination, I think. Instead, basically they were like, you're dying? Come back in
six weeks. Recently brought back, does anyone give a fuck about me? Does anyone care if
I live or die amongst the buds? And it's going very hard. Completely like fucking
up a bit and then saying does anyone care if I live or die actually goes crazy. It's
literally like when you get hit in Super Smash Bros. but you press the button right when you
land so your character gets right back up. You tech the fall. It almost like it turns
the negative of the bit into a positive. This is just how Southern people act. Deliverance.
1972. How bad do you think the characters in this smell?
This is just how Southern people act. How bad do you think the characters in this smell?
Oh, actor, not the livestock. Don't ask me to explain, but over the garden wall vibes.
Man, I hate- Oh, oh brother, where art thou? Yes!
Yes! Huge.
Great movie. I saw it in 2000. I haven't seen it since, man.
Put that on the watch list.
Let me get a slash marker. By the way, in 13 minutes we're doing a sponsored segment with Bear, Mouth, and Apollo.
We're playing a game called Far Far West.
It's a cooperative multiplayer PDE shooter.
Game is so fun, I can't tell you how glad I am to hear that.
The first bandel.
2008 with a billion views, some black eyed peas shit, bandages by the hot hot heat, but
That's really...
Oh, this is Viva Levita by Coldplay.
Yeah.
I think your friends can beat that.
I'm not clicking that share button.
Live life in Spanish.
Live in Levita Loka?
Yeah, I don't really give a fuck to be honest with you.
I don't really care.
Um, well, anyway, I'm gonna go pee. I'll be right back.
See you in a second.
you
Can I say something? One of the best pisses of the day is the piss right after you've
had your cup of coffee when your piss smells a little bit like coffee.
And I already hear you going, oh, that's disgusting.
How is it disgusting to talk about something smelling good?
It literally smells better than regular piss.
So it's not disgusting.
I steelman you.
Did you sit or stand?
I'm going to be dead ass with you.
I stood, but I have been making more of an effort since yesterday's stream to sit
when I pee. But I slipped into muscle memory when I took my bathroom break just now. But
thank you for clocking to me that I'm standing on business right now. I appreciate that. I'm
trying to make it a habit, but if I may, I have been pissing standing up for like 37
years or some shit like that, so it's going to take a little bit to break the habit.
pivot, wife asked me to. I did the classic husband thing, which is put up a little bit
of a fight to satisfy my own pride and then go, you know what, I'll make an effort for
this. That's, can I give it, that's a, if you're, if you're a younger guy right now,
this, and I'm not trying to do my own horn because I'm, you know, I'm not a perfect
individual. But that's, I think of an aspirational model of modern masculinity. You got to
put up a you can't just be like okay okay fine you're right about everything I'm
wrong about everything you have to put up a little fight and then acquiesce that's
though that's the proper way to handle it you got to show you got a little bit
of a spine but then also relent
Always Relent?
Well, it depends on the battle, I suppose.
Once we fix the sitting and standing, the pee dilemma, I literally just have one more
hanging chad, which is that according to my wife, I fold t-shirts wrong.
And I'm doing it with her method now, but it's still taking a while to become second nature
to me.
I have always been, hold the t-shirt out by the shoulders, fold the two sleeves backwards,
then fold it in half across the prime meridian, and then fold it in half twice the other
direction.
She is folded in half across the prime meridian, then fold the sleeves back and fold it
twice.
You fold it into thirds?
Well, yeah, if you're folding for like, you know, the show off a logo on the front
in the closet or whatever.
I will say I had 10 minutes of free time on Sunday.
I haven't donated it yet,
but I filled up a reusable tote
with like 20 shirts that I don't want anymore
so that my drawer can fit clothes that I actually wear.
It's always awesome.
You should literally do it
as soon as you get home from work tonight.
Any shirt you have not worn in a year,
not to steal Marie Kondo's whole bit,
you're not gonna fucking miss it, man.
You're not gonna miss it.
If you literally, for less than 0.3% of the year,
year you're you're wearing this come on man there are a lot of twitch shirts in
there but I also have recently maybe like last year in the year before I
donated a shitload of twitch merch man
can't do it tonight gotta get my 12 hours fair enough fair enough show hey
All my shirts are plain black tees
Dude, you know how much it fucks with me that like the color that looks best on me is actually black
It's taken me so long to accept it because of the Ricky Gervais stink, but it's fucking it makes it makes me pop
I don't know what to say man Ricky Gervais kind of fucked me on that one not to measure
I'm an atheist, too.
Let me tell the fellas I'm on a route. Let me tell the fellas I'm on a route.
I'm ready players.
I'm the last one.
Okay, yeah, you're ready my guy. I'm ready. I'm literally five minutes early.
Oh, you are. Yeah, that's very fair. I gotta pee, so. You were so excited. You were like,
oh, I'm here first. I'm here for all. They're all free and just waiting for me.
Well, I was kind of crashing out because I said one of the best peas of the day is the
pee rate after you have your cup of coffee when your pee kind of smells like coffee.
And everyone said that's disgusting. And then I said, how is it disgusting to talk about
something smelling better than usual. And then I kind of gagged them a little bit.
It's just any pee talk, right?
Well, versus talking about drinking it. So like, it doesn't make any sense.
Well, that's that's sanitary.
Brian, you want to show you check that video out, Link?
You don't have to. Wait, wait, wait, let me see.
Is this the video of the tornado touching down?
Oh, it going up, actually, but pretend to pretend to say,
Yeah, play it backwards.
Play it backwards.
The clip of you saying we got it is so good.
Dude, that's some real hype.
I'm so sad the stream cut out when we were driving to this
because it was genuinely...
I learned what it was like to spear for my life.
I learned.
Oh, look at that thing.
We got to stay out ahead of it though, so keep your film.
OK, we're good.
It's lifting a little bit.
You know what's so sad is we thought the tornado was coming right to us in this footage,
because it originally was, but it changed direction.
So we were actually OK where we were.
The second we leave right here and jump into the car.
I'm sorry.
The twin tornadoes dropped, and we missed them.
I saw that on chivalry stream.
Yeah, we were like, OK, let's reposition because we're not safe here.
here we get in the car the twins drop down for like 20 seconds and then we turn
around they're already up by then we didn't even know they were there and
and yes we that we are this is the official Shiddler tornado it's the
town of Shiddler Oklahoma honestly Shiddler searches are way up way up dude
I'm attempting to put the squad together. I'm not sure how.
Oh, right.
I'll be there. I'm getting my title.
Oh, I figured it out.
Yeah, I'm getting set up.
I have a ton of people playing.
At?
Damn it.
Far, far west.
And then you need the hatch.
If y'all are appearing offline, you may have to appear online because I can't see
You can see that the game is on Tuesday, when Steam shutters go down for minutes.
It's 1pm and it's 1pm.
Valve's not awake yet.
They start working at 4pm.
For all of Valve's aversion to 3, they do their updates at 3 Pacific on Tuesdays.
What the heck?
No man, they think they're the bizarre.
I don't see you online, Bear Teffy.
That's because I am appearing offline, and I need to fix that.
fix that. I am online now, my bad.
Malfi. My name is, huh, still. Oh, there you are. I have not received the name bite,
um, but I will, I'll find a way in. What is, what is your steam name now? Check it out. Oh,
I'm still Rashomon ending explained. I'm still
Won't let me I got your invite, but there's not the join button
Try joining on Apollo, which is what worked for me
It did say specifically in the brief not to mention cookie not to mention
Let's get that out of the way before we start my nickname. No, that's what they call me. Yeah, it's unfortunate
Can I say something I'm gonna drop sends right off the bat
You want to hit us with a spiel
Sure, I can hit you with a spiel. Are you guys already?
Already has to guys you got your you got your tag. Yeah, baby. You got your little timer commands
you
I'm ready to go man. We're hitting it
Hashtag marker or slash marker here we go three two one
Wake up on a new multiplayer
shooter yes
The first thing most important we're playing far far west it's out right now
It's also 10% offer is opening week sale. Thank you to fireshine games for the sponsorship
It's me it's bear its mouth and it is Apollo who's named huh, which is why I was having some trouble
it wasn't that I forgot who the fourth person was it was a small thing dude his
name was huh so I got confused mm-hmm exclamation point far far west or scroll
down below the video player to click the link and get some more information I
know lots of people in my chat were saying they played the demo and they
were excited to see the full release which has happened right now that
loving that just looks fantastic first yeah this little hub area is terrific I
really like it and they've got you know they've got the prerequisite
fishing over here on the dock so looking forward to seeing that once it's out of early access
you can dash in the air too
you can dash in the air
you can only use the balance in the shooting range though
you know in melee
but in rime there's a i don't know if there's an accessibility option for the screen shake off
YOOOOO
thank you i know you're like me you know
wdevs
you do
uh there's a little robot chicken
hang on say that again
shut out shut out set green
Shout out Agnes Varda for directing Cleo from 5-7
and giving me new faith in the French new wave cinema
There are emotes where we can fire bullets into the sky
for example
How'd you do that?
The T button
and the emote wheel and then slightly
There we go
This is the hour, right? This is what we do.
Wait, you guys buy stuff?
We got 100 gold.
Did you have 100 gold?
There's a weapon shop over here.
It's Gimba Jew! They know!
Over the cost of soul.
I still buy zero.
Hero needs to be on a higher level.
That makes sense.
I haven't literally shot a single enemy so far.
I don't have any ammo yet.
I've unlocked Lightning Strikes, my spell now.
I'm just going to start the dang old mission, man.
I don't even appreciate that.
Oh, you can ping, yeah, ping.
So is it like you do a mission, come back and buy up, Fred's doing another mission?
You got it!
That sounds about right.
Everyone must be at the dock!
Ember got me!
Protect machine?
Choose between the Eucanian Desert or Far West, which feels like an appropriate place to go.
but also we got like type of mission that scored a payload more XP
there's more XP fire the nitro cannon sounds like way you're absolutely right there is more
XP on escorting a payload no or craft an overload TNT but the ones on the right okay more
i'm good with whatever you know i'm gonna win i want this mission i want this mission
I want this mission, I desire this mission.
I think if we all pick it, I think the host picks it.
To the host who made the most the most.
So start mission.
I want this mission.
And then normal difficulty.
Okay.
I want this mission.
There's no confirm or send it button.
I'm trying to figure out.
Oh, there it is.
It was hiding behind the chat.
Oh!
are you playing on your own display window what no no no I'm the in-game chat
I want this mission actually made it so you couldn't start from hitting it us
from going on ironically yeah the irony
oh
i want this mission i'm glad we're doing this mission this is the one i wanted
Mm-hmm
Oh
We are so ready to emote
80s thing
Okay, wait, I drop in like you own these lands cute
Mind by the way, I guess you guys probably want to go towards the objective. I'm thinking it's we need to find my
You guys didn't read
The horse is here!
Ok, ok
Horse! We are in the horse!
You got to hold the X button bro
I didn't touch him
Is this Grog?
Whoa whoa!
Oh dang
They are here
Oh Snake!
Guess who just got back today!
Toss Golden Bush
We will see what happens
What did you get?
What'd you get hey? Oh?
There's a rope we can climb oh, oh where oh it's if you're down there you can climb back up, okay? Oh, okay?
Makes a lot of sense
Wait the horse is kind of peak. Oh, oh god. Oh boy. Hello you guys missed the chest. I'm
Extremely
There's main ammo back there. Oh
Okay, I ain't even worried about that man disappointed in your lack of loot
I've unsold pull all levers in the correct order dynamite
Light up this throw. Okay. This game is dynamite. Which one is correct?
Okay, but why are you throwing dynamite at the thing we have to protect is what I would say here
Oh, I guys watch out. Oh, hello
You know what? There's an assault approach this
Oh, they're fucking mortars.
Fucking mortars and snakes.
Oh my god.
I pulled my lever and it went bing bing.
Oh, there's a bird.
There's the green potions over here heal you, if necessary.
I think it might be just like process of elimination.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Okay, so let's start with yours.
I got the second one.
Okay, it's that one.
So then, now we just guess, I think.
Wait, which one's next?
Which one's currently pulled?
My lever.
The one that Ryan's on.
Yeah, so let's, uh, mouth try yours.
OK, so it's not that.
So we get Ryan's first.
No, Apollo's first, then mine.
No, it was yours first.
Oh, it was mine first.
Mine first, yeah.
And now Bear.
Now me?
Oh.
Now, maybe?
Oh, nice.
Nice.
And then this last one.
Oh!
Yeah.
Get it.
There we go.
Oh no, no, no, no, no!
He's puking!
That's me, I'm puking!
Oh, you're puking!
Wait, actually, he's a quest giver, my bad, y'all.
Oh.
He's alright.
I thought maybe he shouldn't be standing in poison, that's his thing, right?
I need more gold for my...
He's alright, so...
My bad, y'all, my bad.
Oh, escort the payload.
Oh, escort the payload, now, yeah.
There's heals.
Oh, here they come!
Oh, god.
We should drop that, Mike.
Oh, they're behind their friendly fire.
Oh, it's a big sell, Leo.
I doubt it.
I doubt they're a friendly fire.
Oh, God.
Otherwise, you guys would be in a lot of trouble.
Oh, a Joker.
Reveals the position of wandering trader.
Get 20% distance.
Cool.
Ouch.
I'm getting, I'm getting sawed in right now.
Don't forget to use your fireball and launcher.
Oh yeah!
Casting spells may allow you to more efficiently deal with hordes of enemies.
Oh, there's a snake!
There's a little swag on it.
Oh!
Good buddy.
Got him.
What's this?
How'd you guys heal again?
I've been ignoring them.
Yeah.
Although, Dynamite 2, I don't know how you can ignore that, but...
Well, I've drawn several sticks.
Oh!
Oh, that's funny.
Oh, no, okay.
Woo!
Also, I've got a little bit of a problem here.
I've got a little bit of a problem here.
Oh, no, it's okay.
Also, middle mouse is pink, so if you do see some of it, stop.
It's over.
Oh my god, dude.
I'm a wist, I'm a wist.
What on earth?
Oh!
Who's the ranged guy?
That guy is doing more damage.
Oh, I'm dead. I'm also dead.
It's range B.
The dream? The dream?
Oh, they killed my horse, dude.
I was one shot there.
You're the last player.
Oh my god.
No, you got this.
I'm not dead.
Oh, Barry, you got this. I've seen this game before.
Ah! I missed it!
Whiskey!
Get it! Get it!
No!
Am I killing them or killing them?
Oh, we got this one.
What is he?
Oh, he's still alive!
If you clicked left as a whiskey, you heard them.
Oh good!
Oh, there we go. Okay.
I had a few.
Maybe I heard there.
Man.
That was a war on stuff.
Humbling, guys.
Yeah, we're actually kind of horrible.
What? Okay! Okay!
Look at that XP, false 50
The most important thing is stats
Oh you guys really dropped the ball
Oh yeah I didn't do well
You really got an easier one
That's a good idea
What about filing a Nitro Cannon?
I was filing all the Nitro Cannon
I want this mission
You want to stay on normal?
Yeah normal fine
We also leveled up our work towards leveling up our weapons
up our weapons right I mean sometimes tutorials they kill you anyway so maybe
we just did it was scripted they sent an email they said every time you guys die
it's scripted yeah and every time you win it's because you're that good
let's go make your point far far west by the way the game has come out we are
playing it see what they're doing it's a little little help out it's a little
Deep Rock Galactic.
Yep, a little...
Game is also on a 10% discount.
A little discount for you.
A little discount.
Everyone loves a discount.
You know what isn't little about this game?
The Pogs.
There you go, okay.
I'm gonna toss a coin over here.
Oh, dude, I wanna see what happens.
Skull Lord up in the sky.
Oh my god, that's the cryptic overseer.
That seems...bad.
all right let's stay together I'm gonna show that you got to kill the barrel
boys before they get to you yeah don't be afraid to cast your spells also we're
going the opposite way of our objective oh you can cast spells get off fireball
What's this?
Oh wait, oh wait, lots of enemies.
Listen, Buster.
You should have checked when you see jokers on the ground.
Like there's a purple one right here, I think.
Wanna pick it up?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're cool.
Founcing ball?
You trying to pick it up?
I'm kinda swagging up on these guys, to be honest with you.
I'm getting so round it, I gotta come to you guys.
We have a Wisp already?
Oh that was a Soul!
Freaking Death Clawz man!
I'm over here.
Guys I'm gonna MOG you when it comes to the stats.
Holy cow!
No! No I don't want that.
It's okay.
All of our 130% HP gain movement speed.
Holy.
watch out there's flyers yeah
oh my god look over here
Sydney Crosby's look at these flyers
oh my god look at that nooo come on
haha Melka skyrocketed out of there
I'm alive
dang dude that's a heck of a mushroom cloud
anybody got any heals
not the moment
Oh, I found dynamite
This is nice holy cow. Oh now if I have a healer
Oh he pinged it. Thank you. Thank you. No. Oh, I found a giant
Just secondary ammunition full health
All right fellas was regroup
Sorry, I'm kind of I got distracted by the oh
Oh, uh, is it there?
Just an animal.
Oh, if you reload your weapon when it's full,
he'll do a cool little gun clip.
Look up.
Um, more deals.
Need a new goblins.
I think we share the old shotgun fragment.
Oh, cool.
Damn, I think it's for everybody, too.
Nice. Oh my god, there's our loot here! We're literally stooping, man!
Oh my god, there's a lock on it.
I'm cuking on this guy.
That's huge.
ammo here if y'all made it.
Sorry to go E3 comms on them.
It's wild that they make you like, shoot your gun.
That's a new uh, a new gimmick in video games.
Oh, what? Don't you want to be the nuclear weapon?
Oh!
Take out me that 7HP!
You almost completed your warning before I blew it up.
Jesus.
You don't even see any more of yours.
Oh God.
Yeah, I'm keeping an eye out.
Yeah, sorry, I got 11 so we're not worse. Oh, there's no
Whoa, there's like a like a boost so P apparently mounts on cool down. Oh
Yeah, boost me dude boost me dude. Yeah
Love that for you
Shit
out here. Oh there's plenty of health over here. I'm on my way. I'm dead. We must be able to
respawn you somehow. There must be a totem or something.
There is something on the map. I don't know if that's just our arrival point or whatever,
But it's also a Joker over here a pink the green button
I pressed the coming for the Joker. I'm the Joker baby. That's what that means
Hey, bro, they're shooting at me. I'm a wish man
Load with nitro zero out of three with the nitro facility right there. Yeah, well, there's one right here too. I'm making money
I'm stabilizing nitroglycerin. I think you do that by shaking. I think that's huge for you
Any chance you guys could like touch my whisper and bring me back to life?
Is that how it works?
Touch my way. That is. I'm whispering. I got him. That's huge. That's...
Hey!
Oh, there's health over here right there.
Oh yeah, there's seals here too.
Huge. Let me grab one of those.
let me let me let me just buy it all out now let's kill it so oh that's what
lets us get it
slide that bomb oh I got side on here so it looks nitro okay
oh you know something like that even on the sheet type stuff oh my oh we have
dynamite up here.
Oh, I'm guessing we have to go to the nitro factory.
Oh, stand in it, stabilize the nitro glycerin.
OK.
And then you put it in.
I put one.
We're one of three.
I got seven seconds of stabilization left.
I'm in here with you.
Scary.
So scary.
I'm trying to protect you, huh?
Oh now the mortars dude.
Alright y'all, I'm loading Nitroglycerin 2 or 3.
Okay, got my primary back.
I'm gonna, I guess run to the third factory.
What a smart and sensible option.
You having there with you?
Oh thank you. I'm actually...
I'd do myself up.
Don't do that.
Oh, you're already there.
You're already there.
See how this dynamite works.
Light it up, and then throw it.
Oh, that's how that works.
Yeah, I haven't been lighting it.
How do you light it?
Right in the middle of the aspect.
That makes some sense.
Oh, I missed my fireball again, James.
No disrespect, guys.
I'm on a timeline combo.
Wait.
I feel a little disrespected.
Please, it's just coming out.
I need help at the nitro factory.
On route brother.
They're overwhelming me.
On route.
Oh utility drops are such a ammo.
What's this?
I think you've gone back to the starting point.
Yeah, that seems to have happened.
I'll go to the next one back here if no one else comes.
I'll go to the next one.
I was just getting an upgrade that made the last two bullets in my magazine explode.
I'm so low dude.
I'm coming.
I have one health.
Heating up the cannon.
Oh my god.
A purple joker.
A purple joker though maybe.
Get away from me.
He's the bones.
Oh, he's at me dude.
there if you make your way over to us will read you I'm heading there
there's a little hold in the shed you can keep a shield back through yeah yeah
help me help me help me oh we're heating up the cannon guys
oh okay okay okay press the green lights press the green buttons oh green
Okay, okay, okay. Oh my god, it's a green F1 green. Oh, hey green green. I love green jokers
There we go there we go
That's not great head to the boss
Anybody not got a joker yet
Okay, you need this joker well under 30% HP deal 30% more damage. Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
Oh, I healed.
Double you share this way.
What are you doing?
You guys, you missed some blood.
What was this green thing?
Oh, it's a bad group of boys.
I see something blue.
release the hunter's soul. Yeah, why not? Found Graves the one of pink.
I think we need to split the spawner and kill the soul.
There they go.
Soul for us.
That we can spin on upgrades.
There's a Graves here.
Release the hunter's soul. Final tender isn't going to unlock his challenge.
Yeah, I read that's great.
Good job, bud.
We each have to find 10. Yeah, it's personal. How dare. Wait, what are you looking for? The
The blue one is a hundred and a half
Oh, okay
There's so much ammo over here
I do need that
I got the boss marker
I will also head to the boss marker
We each have a utility box that is full of ammo
and also maybe HP, I'm not sure
but it's G
There's a friendly guy here, he's the church keeper
Do you want me to throw a stick of dynamite at him or whatever?
It's just ammo and stuff
Oh, there's a we need to find the three pieces of the Great Bell. I
Don't know about all that man. I got a lot of my plate already
This is there's trains going through the sky. Oh really cool. Yeah
Find them or store the bell and bring hope back to the people
It's something for the
oh my god you're right this is the first time I've got the snakes over god man
ah yeah it's still the first moment don't forget the snake we playing clean myself up
there's a bunch of heels over there so we can yeah yeah we need to find the bell
pieces still question mark is this a bell be
You and me. Everyone must be at the boss spawner.
You and me except... wait.
I'm coming. I found something though.
It's a mine. Oh guys, there's a...
Okay, I'll come but... there's a mine over there.
Mine's not good. You get a... you get a... you get a medic.
You get a pickaxe. Yeah.
I've seen one of those. Yeah, it's just like a little node. Yeah. All right, last time
He's here
Baby cryptic train. Oh, it's a dream
Do you go for the the front or the back or the middle?
It takes double damage on the on the skull of the front on the skulls right right right. Oh
Oh my god. I'm gonna puke on it. Don't get the fireball.
Fireball? There's so many enemies around me.
Oh gosh. Ouch.
Boom.
Okay.
I don't know if there's any Final Fantasy 4 team players among us, but you have to not stand in the green line.
Yep, I've recognized that now.
Oh if you can make it to me I got plenty of time right behind I'm in hell so I will not
be resing any time soon oh my oh no that would sell fast hmm it's really looking for
you with this yeah it keeps like hovering over me again it's making my face utility
I keep hitting E and hitting myself same same don't ping the heels if you see them
to change the name of the
uh... there's some uh... run their
bogey
all right got one
or heels uh... on red
all that's huge
you're really good
Who said that?
He's dead.
How are y'all are just staying in the coordinator here?
I'm getting so out of the way.
Again how Ryan jokingly said he's peeking.
I'm actually doing really well.
I'm glad y'all are doing so.
I'm getting a bucket.
Oh yeah, peek this.
Kill Monroe.
I
Don't hit that
Oh chill I got no ammo for anything I guess
He's almost gone hurry hard hurry hard hurry hard hurry hurry hard now
I'm hurting pretty bad. I will give my life for the cause
Those are my germs.
Those are literally my germs.
Literally my...
I don't know what you want to say, literally.
Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure.
Thank you.
My germs.
Hey, thank you.
Hey, I have three health.
I gave my life for the cause almost.
Is that X-Fact, Lori?
Oh, shit.
Get out of here.
Where?
Where did one?
Oh, I see.
Time to go.
Oh, there's a guy behind us.
I'm gonna die.
There's a guy behind us.
Horsey, Horsey, run.
actually horses very smart play here I could kill the new guy maybe I would
recommend like not oh there's someone I want to resume I'm a wist
oh boy okay thank you that way oh my god what I'm hope ours died I think I can
I'm here to call the train, boys.
I'm riding.
We're gonna make it.
Oh, boy.
Oh, my God.
It's taking out my mount, dude.
I'm here.
I'm here at the...
Oh, no, I'm not.
I went the wrong way.
Oh, nice.
Peak, right?
I'm here at the...
Oh, no, I'm not.
Nice, peak right?
Wait, wait, my bad.
How are we?
You guys took a lot of damage.
I'm here. Fair enough, let me second.
Res me.
Got you, got you, got you.
Oh my god.
Thank you.
Geez.
I got melted. Dude, this swarm here is crazy.
Crazy
Are there any heels oh, I just it feels I think
I like that you can still be effective as a wisp
Yeah, I'm trying
Oh my god, why are we doing this?
I don't even recognize you, come to me, come to me.
Oh, wait, hold on, I'm gonna kill these guys.
I think I'm much more effective as a wisp actually,
just leave me dead.
But we got a rescue, we're gonna lose points
when we, when we, extra.
Oh, true, true, true, true, true, true.
I'll come to you, I'll come to you.
I said come to me, man, so many,
I'm out of ammo already, everything's gonna
be over, everything's gonna be over.
There's some, uh, under, under, under,
under, uh, thing, I don't know.
Over there, so, yeah, if I read.
Oh my god.
See it
Never ending
Where are you there? I'm gonna get you into you
But the guy needs to die
Crazy
One second one second in the train
oh yeah! I'm on it!
double train!
oh yeah!
no this is i i feel like i got it
i understand
good that was intense
that was very nice
show me the stats
yes show me the stats
i don't want to see the stats
well holy holy cow
I got some shock in the fragments wait till y'all find out about the other guns
What? Shooter video aim with more than two guns in it?
No way, man. It's a new day. Holy, holy cow.
Oh my god, I just want to reward.
Oh, so they basically told me my kills were better because I killed the strong guys.
Smart, yeah.
Going right to the hat store.
Oh, I need two more shotgun fragments.
Yeah, you only have two.
Oh, you have upgrade spots, spots, spots.
Did say spots, man.
You can upgrade dead damage.
Oh, long range.
I upgraded with the damage on my gun.
Healing area.
Upgrades kind of expensive though.
Oh, you know what?
Okay.
plus thousand points you can track fragments
there'll be some better spells here right?
track fragments for healing area because i want to support
i want to support you you can level up oh i see
hmm be level three down on the slot
waaaaaay
customize yeah level up your go to your weapon and customize it you can increase its stuff
I am getting the lifesteal spell.
You need two hundred and fifty to gamble on the same thing.
I'm afraid.
Darn it.
Three guys up, really?
The weapon icon.
Click on your weapon and then click customize.
And that's how you.
Oh, it's very expensive. Upgrade your hero.
I see what you guys.
The ammo is pretty cheap.
The ammo is only 40 gold per.
Boy, these are expensive upgrades, huh?
I need six shotgun pregnancy unlockable purchase.
They're literally trolling, bro.
Watch me, I'm a hero, I don't know what you're saying, Jeff.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, you can apply jokers to your gun permanently?
Apparently.
I don't know.
Um, okay.
Okay.
There's a strong one.
Oh, I see, I see.
Hey, what do you see?
Explain it to me.
Oh.
So if you go to the gun shop, you click on your gun,
you click Customize.
Oh, okay.
And then in the bottom right,
there's a Joker thingy, so if you hit.
Oh, okay, I'm not gonna do that though.
I'm gonna upgrade my sidearm
that I'm gonna stick with.
Don't kill me, please.
Okay, and then what is oh, I don't have any gold because I'm a fool
I'm ready
Okay, I took two gold teeth so they drop more gold so I can buy more stuff right smart, right insanely smart
Games cost sick
Kind of sick
Remove the kind of and just gain sick
It's out now check out far far west use the estimation point West or FFW whatever the command is in your chat
I got far far west 10% off I did FFW because some
Yeah, you you buy it and then you have to click it again, and you'll see it kind of fill the spawn right
You could do you can buy two as well. Oh, and I don't know. Yeah. Oh
That's why
I got one that drops gold because I want more gold.
Yes, same.
So at level 4 you get more, level 6, level 8, you get more slots.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, okay?
You be kind, eh?
I'm tracking the fragments on the car unit.
Jane Doe skin didn't take hold on
And then when you buy stuff you then need to equip it after it doesn't auto equip still didn't apply
Oh, no, okay. Wait my bad y'all. Am I being trolled?
Troll this
It literally has a Joker on it ban that individual
Mods ban this individual
Get him Joker on the rifle. I don't have enough souls ban that individual right now
Fire shot game.
Jokers on my rifle, Jokers on my gun, here I am, in the far far west with you.
No we can do the hard one now, I bet we can.
I think so.
Now that we know our own machine, yeah, let's go.
You bought three gold teeth, who do you think I am man, Steely Dan?
You got three?
Yeah, sometimes.
They're not fair enough
The hard ones are hard don't say it now tell me that why does it say we finish no missions when we finish the mission?
I have one normal mission one normal mission mind does not say what it says
It's a zero as well. Oh, it's probably because bear and I got the kill shot on the box
Yeah
Probably because the Apollo and I were alive and no mission is complete without dying so I
Would argue that can you really finish anything if you're alive? I mean I would argue that I agree with you
There's Luke here dude here guys
Loose a spawner here
Whoo
Yo, you can sprint on the horse dude. You can go so fast. Oh my god. I think is this a frag? Oh, I jumped off the cliff
Souls me guys. I got to see about a fragment dude. Let's go. Let's go to this one. That's 190 meters away. Oh
You're right. Whatever we want fragment so we can get our
Upgrade our weapon we can we can say whatever the hell we want nice
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Help, help, help.
What did you get yourself?
We got to get to the stuff.
You are entering a dangerous zone, beware.
Let's get into the dangerous zone, beware.
I'm here
So I you kind of set your own you have a goal, but you also kind of set your own objective during the mission
They'll cut see how much you do you want to get?
Which amps up the danger level? Oh, that's a very effective here
I understand.
There's just these big white foundry skulls that we have to find.
They're just on top.
I got one on top.
Oh yeah, they're just all around this area, yeah, okay.
My germs.
Excuse me now.
Uno más.
Gold chest.
Okay.
Oh yeah.
Jokers.
15% chance that opening a chest gives you a random joker.
Good.
Oh, so I didn't get one.
We took two.
I didn't take two.
I think they only dropped three.
I didn't take two.
There's no way.
Wait, is there one over here?
There's a heal right there too.
You guys needed it, I think.
I can't heal my broken heart.
If we all get on this card at the same time, I think it'll take us all together and it goes really quick
So three oh, oh, no
Wow, wow, and who gave you that card? I
Think I deserve this honestly
It's not our fault only drop three that I don't believe you. I think it only dropped three man
Well down left like this sprint with the horse, right? Oh
Well, there's something on top of this hill here. It's okay. We can mind it. We can mind this we can mind this
Oh, it's the grave.
How'd you do that?
It's gold!
It's gold, man!
Oh, we share the gold, too, apparently.
That's cool.
I love that.
I'm loving that.
There's something down this way.
Oh boy.
This map is enormous.
I'm gonna wish in this well.
Okay.
Oh, there's birds down there.
There's bad boys.
We stole
It's a satisfying sound
It's got a good like that. Don't do it
Very sauce on an honor sauce and boys, so I'm loving the sauce. Oh
My god, ah, ah jeez
Wait, there's a gold I'm mining for gold
Holy
Save me
I'm saving it because it's mine for golds.
We need that gold to upgrade so that we can become stronger over time.
Indeed.
Oh, there's guys down there.
Oh, they're blowing me off the cliff.
Hey!
Hey now!
That's an impressive toss, buddy!
What the hell is that, man?
Are you keeping on him?
Jopa.
Oh, I should throw a fireball.
There we go.
We'll talk.
the spawners because they they get sold. Oh cool. I goofed. Where are you ball? Follow
like I'm on the bridge and blow em up. Yeah buddy. Oh behind us. Oh no that's you shooting
that thing. Yeah my bad. Did you take damage? I don't know. It gave me a little indication
I do think you can get hit by your teammates spells for sure. Okay
I'm not sure about your teammates. Well, let's check it. Ah, you're chill. Oh, man. Yep. Not that badly hurt. It did
It wasn't us. Yeah. Oh my god. Sorry. Your health is really low
I wonder why
We were dying so much in the last round. I wasn't shooting you guys
I got a drain life spell.
You want to borrow it?
I would help.
Oh look, they got some red jet.
This looks serious.
I'm going objective mode.
E3, E3 line.
Objective, but look at this guy's got super weapons.
Actually, they're over on my ping.
I ain't. Oh god, I fell!
I'm just saying there could be something real good over there. These guys put up shields
You want to do it there? No, you want to do a split party here? We could try. Let's do it
I'm on a ammo. No guts. No glory. They shoot from far though, so be careful. All right
All right, I'm closing in on you. Get some cover for sure. Yeah
I might just take this. Is that a melee button? B. Oh, I missed my fireball
Here comes the captain. Yes. See ya. Oh yeah, this is not going to the objective.
Oh yeah, but more guys back over here. Yeah, there's a heal right here. I pinged it.
Smart, they're going to need that. Oh, there's gold. Us, probably not.
There's also dynamite. Oh my god.
There's that one.
There's Candle.
Nice.
Ooh, the first 25% of your clip does bonus damage, huh?
There we go.
Keep it best.
There's a spawner over here.
Is there anything actually going to go over here?
I guess we got some money.
We got some camaraderie out of it.
Yeah.
All right, we're coming, boys.
what's great is that like we didn't help but we give the money to
yeah we got the means we got the stats true first you get the money there's a
church over here something make that was awesome
he's dead you're far out oh no I got no way you know what you're far out to
buddy. Thanks pal. Good, good one. Cancel my fall damage like a boss. Why are you two
okay
i think the loot goblin escaped
i'm not one of the bonus ejector
there are a lot of people here
where's the yellow one buddy
i'll come that way bro no no no don't even worry about a guy like me
oh my god that's why i keep doing this
all i got to do is six times oh my god
Somebody kicked the basket in my face
In the house good joke got him big deals over here
Take it you I would love some secondary ammunition if you see it
Got him like the way they look up to deal bottom and jump it all over them
I'm glad he's your new Gatorade Splashbox, get out of the way, Hazelman.
Use it, Al.
What are you doing over here, Paul?
You alright?
Paul, is this the thing you found?
It's like a bonus objective, yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
Oh!
That big, explodey guy.
I'm not sure what...
It's pointing to the top of this thing.
Yeah
Hey, this is jumping puzzle. I don't know what you guys are doing. I'm on the average George Costanz with subplot right now
This
Do it that was rough
It's like I know Joe
I'm conjuring a skull. Oh hell yeah, I'm doing the man eject it
Oh, he did it really is drilling
But oh the pressure is gonna go God. I need help
You gotta keep them in the queue zone, okay
understood
So the left the left valve lowers the pressure and the right valve increases it
Um, and I'm I'm being attacked. I'm coming. Oh, no
This one's not stable. Yeah, I gotta increase that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah taking our position for a flank
Nice
I'm keeping them.
You can preemptively lower the pressure.
You need to increase or lower the pressure.
Yeah.
It needs to be in the middle of the middle thing.
I got it, I got it.
Oh, here we go.
YOUCH!
That's a good YOUCH, I like that.
Get a little Waluigi with it.
I
Just say thank you guys for being the objectives
Did we break it that could be like a good kind of warning. Yeah
Look up and look up and
Yeah, I
Mean this does sound bad
oh never mind it was good well this was easier
where is the boss spawner all the way over there yeah all the way over there
way the gun fragment yeah yeah yeah get it I guess you get a fragment when you
do the objective you get a fragment when you beat the boss to be boss the boss
You have to be tough.
Walter, you have to be tough.
What's that for? Like, leave it to Beaver?
No, Breaking Bad.
I've never heard of it.
I think Breaking Bad was a sequel to leave it to Beaver.
Mike was a hero, for sure.
Breaking Bad, I'm fixin' good, you know what I'm sayin'?
Some guys still have some kitchen memories they're like that.
I'd go for some mac and cheese right now, how about you?
I don't know something bad.
Oh sure, don't even ask if I want that or whatever.
You can just take it.
I asked how about you.
I was not mac and cheese.
Nope, it's always good mac and cheese.
Before we start with something, something over here.
Oh.
Oh!
What is this?
Nothing falling into our feast bro.
Is...
Yeah, sending it
Yo, you think of what I'm thinking?
It's a little heads drill dog. There's a little fez. It's a little secret. Yeah
That does look pretty secrety
Secret secrets are no fun secret secrets for someone. Is this a fragment? Oh right here activate the drill
Everyone must be
at the boss you didn't want to talk to this this we did we did that's what we
said yeah we have a view maybe we all had to talk to him
man i have to die this time he takes more damage in their head no shot
ah oh what the fuck oh he's thin he's thin
skinny boy can i like dash through that oh not really
you stay close to the middle of the body yeah yeah physics am i right
Holy... Okay, I'm low already, I gotta make sure.
What was the healing trick, still? Didn't we have something?
Yeah, there's their, uh...
I'm gonna put a bullet in your head!
Slarm all!
I'm trying not to do it.
We should, uh...
There we go.
We should divvy up, like, to, like, add control, you know?
Like, so much to deal with the adds, so much to...
So, the three people hit the boss, you know?
Yeah, the obvious mob is like that.
Get out of your spells, dude.
Yeah, doin' that.
Of course. Of course.
I'm getting my... my butt beat.
Yeah.
You guys need to get dressed.
Oh, what are those?
The purple things.
Oh, I'm dying, oh man.
Oh, I'm also dying a little bit.
Jeez.
Ammo?
Oh, no, no.
Oh!
I dropped some ammo here.
I got stuck on the lake, mate!
Geez
There we go
God damn dude
I
No, no, no, no, you're not cooked
I'm okay. I'm okay. Fire him. He's spinning. Wait, I'm so bad. I can't. I can't. I can't.
Hurry hard, hurry hard!
I'm in, I'm in!
Kill him anyway, kill him anyway.
Get him!
I got like 15 HP.
Get him!
Y'all got it, Y'all got it, nice!
He's dead, bro.
Got him.
My germs, my germs.
Anyone know what the purple, what's the purple drops?
Anyone know what the purple drops are?
I don't know what those are.
Hold on, hold on, I'm being attacked.
Where are you?
Venice.
you know purple drops on being side with you i think that the purple drops during the boss
i yeah i was wondering that too i don't i'm not sure what they do
any heels
healing aura you guys are gonna love me so much
who i got here
here. Traction. Swag up. Bye bye. Got extractions gonna be a lot easier now that I know you can
sprint on a horse. How do you sprint on a horse? Hold that left click. Oh! Yeah, that seems
to be just like infinitely strong where she killed a boss. Yeah, if you say so. Anyone
else feel like you're kind of at like the Boons of Eath class right now? Hmm. I don't
I'm gonna steal right here on me ping him. Oh, that's your turn at 15. Oh
My god
What I got kicked off
They call it I feel like I'm gonna call it I
May have fireball you off the edge. I'm not a hundred percent sure yeah, no that
I think I didn't die. Yeah, that's good
Yeah
How do I get to be extracts
Oh, watch out. It's a big explosion
It's nuclear boy. Yeah, he's gonna pop
There he goes huge
right
man that that is really impressive like visual effects
that's really good man that's really well done
i can't i'm in the middle of a sponsored segment
no i'm out of ammo thank you
he dead he dead ammo okay there we go
We love it.
Thank you by the way.
Oh god.
Oh my goodness.
Yes.
That was good.
I can't believe you're still using the rower.
In a world where drain life exists.
I don't have it.
you could have gotten it maybe I don't know how can I have gotten it I'm gonna grab my mind
I think that my stance are going to be close to the top on this one
I don't I'm not sure
Yeah, second place. Yeah, okay. 169 of like the weak guys like the boss. I killed the
boss. I killed the boss. We have enough souls to go back to the solution. Maybe we could
I killed the boss but I was killed on the, I was there.
This in second? Yeah, but I also fired the third least shots.
So if anything, that's the efficiency is off the charts.
I revived.
You did actually bring your back to life, which I actually know about Apollo Brown.
Back to life.
Well, I brought their back to life.
He did.
We even have souls to game, but I don't know if that's what I had to do with it, I gotta do it first.
Yes! Yes!
You first.
plus 30% movespeed wind shooting.
Dilly-dilly-dilly-dilly!
Prime Joker!
Plus 25% damage, but...
Plus 25% gravity.
Gravity!
Pretty good.
With all the things to trade for damage, that's...
not bad.
You need at least three available Joker slots.
Are you trolling me?
You need at least three available Joker slots.
He's so right for what he said.
What am I supposed to do about that man how do you how do you get more jokers
class level up oh it's only level to my word man
we give it we up its damage by a lot by the Korea gave me about our ride
I've tried town to town with one request, leave the game or review on Stain.
Steamy keeps showing up in all my video games.
Steamy?
Yeah, dude out here in a horse.
Steamy mostly shows up in that toilet.
You know what I'm saying?
BOO!
I'm laughing.
Woohoo!
Alright, my build's ready to go.
I don't do I
Ding-Ding
Yep, yep, I'm thinking my bills online. Oh, I'm thinking boy
Three healing. Ha I've got two fragments. I need one more healing fragment
I'm coming.
So you better get this pink reference.
Pink reference.
She was in transporter 2?
Pink was in transporter 2.
Let's launch a nuclear missile.
Last time?
But launch a nuclear missile.
That is pretty cool.
I mean we can we can we can we can we just went there though we just went there okay okay you know
what you're the host you choose bro we have can we have desert I don't know if we can desert yet
it's got Dr. Sparks quest slide also exclamation point far far west go check out the game for yourself it
came out today it's out now there's a 10 percent sale for its opening week we're playing it and
thank you to fire shine games uh fire shine games for the sponsorship mm-hmm thank you thank you
They said we could do hard mode at this point. We probably should have I bet we could have handled it
Gen Z's trying to cancel M&M. Gen Z says we can't do hard mode
Aw
It's crazy. You're the only Gen Z here
Not true
He's not I mean mouse not Gen Z
He's Gen S not me
I'm clear. I'm what I'm
Gen X maybe Gen Y
wait again you don't get to play both sides
not a boomer, I literally am Gen Z coded because I'm watching
I grew up with a bunch of Gen X's so it just kind of makes me Gen X fire association
hey are you guys creating the pigs that explode?
I am, you're gonna have to get more kills
let me know if you still have a bonus objective
Snake! I hit him with my utility box.
Snake!
You guys see any mineral deposits?
There's a tail whistle.
Oh, another mine.
Can you have the money?
You have a medic?
He does have a medic, okay.
I see something now.
Alright, hear me out.
Can you paint on the map?
Oh, yeah, ping.
Let's do the objective, no, yeah, let's do the objective first.
And then we can loop around, cause a bunch of extra stuff up there.
Cool.
I'm going to bloom.
Whoa!
Oh, what's in there?
Oh, he's shooting me off!
I found a grave!
Got it!
one of them. Woo! And now if we got a close in on our dream member, we're letting them
down. Are we? But look at, oh, I found money. Yeah, but there's like infinite resources
on a map. I found a skull. Yeah, man, there's like infinite resources on a map. Okay, okay,
I'm coming.
Okay, out there.
What, did I teleport?
Oh, I teleported.
What's this?
Oh, look at this green thing, though.
Oh, secondary ammo, okay.
What's that?
Hey.
I'm dying.
I bet you can take the skull down here.
I'm just patting my stats over here.
It's all coming.
It's all good, yeah.
I would be mad, but I got a purple broker, so I ain't spreading that really.
Might even have a chance to read what it does.
Ooh, baby!
Probably the best joker that's ever been made.
Yeah!
Holy!
Okay, am I good?
Oh, there's another cactus thingy.
I found like an anvil.
Not cool.
Origen item fragment this will trigger a storm survive 60 seconds turn and item fragments. He's gonna come over
There we go, okay, I'm back in business
I want it.
You're dying, son.
How are we?
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
We gotta go to the nitro factory.
Yeah, where's that?
Oh, that's where I... oh wait.
I'm at the nitro place.
Oh, I think Apollo's forging the item fragment, right?
Is that what that is?
No, it's not.
I'm just killing the holy cow.
Alright guys, let me show you.
W sequence break.
Oh, I did it!
Ah!
Oh, where is the nitro to load up on me?
It's marked on the HUD as nitro factor.
Ah, right, right, right.
Oh, I'm dying hard.
I've forged the item fragment, guys.
I got a shotgun.
Oh, I see your thing, I'll go.
Ouch! I can't.
We can't stand.
I'm just going to stay alive. I'll get you on the right.
I got it.
I'm coming in 29 seconds I can drop bolts which will protect us so I can
raise it you actually have a Joker that makes me stronger when I'm dead so
maybe I should just stay dead for a minute
I'm on the perimeter still. I'm bringing you back.
You got him and now I rescue. Beautiful.
There's the fact
Oh, yeah, and then we go to the night
Yeah, I believe there's one sitting over there
And then in them
In the nitro factory
I'm going to drop out
Nice
If necessary
Just here.
Nice.
I'm out of ammo.
Oh, it's a joke.
Nice.
It's not ammo.
I'm gonna get that nitro.
There we go.
I got it.
I got you back, brother.
Watch out for that, though.
Did you guys get your third style, by the way?
Now I get the door.
That boat's very well for my stats at the end of the game. If I may say so.
What would play better if I would stop forgetting how to shoot?
Yeah, it's not my best suit so far, unfortunately.
I think we did it, guys.
Let's get a giant warning.
Hooray!
Fine, come on, Josh.
There you go.
Oh, you shoot the pig.
Oh, wait guys, stay here, I can bring a cactus and it'll be a bonus objective, I believe.
Well, well, well.
What?
Well, well, well.
I just wanted to go well, well, well.
I like well, well, well.
I am going to make your me say that on Tamadashiana.
Thank you, thank you.
So he told us to wait here, right?
I guess maybe just actually can come with me now some way I'm dying
I'm going for a gift
Weeeee
There's one down there, behind you
Oh shit
Now he got away
Ah, oh no he's there
Bob Chance asking if you could just hit him with like a rain fire really quick
Rain fire!
It's harder to do force
Okay, I'll take this, attack this back.
Whoa!
Rage.
Oh, you can't be on the horse with it.
Also, you gotta have my, my me go...
My go...
Oh!
It's a telepathy!
My Gamora...
Help me, guys.
I gotta escort the baby.
I don't even know where you are.
I'm right next to you.
Oh, okay, but hold on, isn't it great?
Bro, you came back from the ejective, right?
Yep.
Okay, I gotta go that way.
Howie!
It's like chillers and monsters speaking over there.
The baby
Okay, I see where you are
Oh, it's not much in the math anymore
Okay, but while we're going to it
We should take out this camp
before
It seems like there's a lot of gold to be had I gave the baby back
We look funds together. I think it's some bobbles type shit. One out of six. Oh my God. That is not what I expected, man. Oh boy.
How are we? Do you know how to feel if anyone's got one around?
I find some and... Hey, thank you. These teleport you by the way.
by the way like a little poor little jerk yeah you shoot that guy he's tough yeah
purple medicard picking up Joker heals for plus 50 that's nice I don't need
that because I don't get it. You guys want to go to the boss? Yep, not a bonus area if
I want to try. That means a boss pill. Bonus area. Oh, look at this though. Michael.
share the gold. Yeah. Share the gold. Making a lot of money. Oh, what's this? Is that a
Joker in the ocean? I'm saying H. The maps are enormous. They're pretty big. They should
give me like a horse or something so you can get across them a little faster. You
know maybe thank you for those souls later I'm on my way man I mean it's not
my fault you're three thousand miles away from I told you guys there was a
portal right next to you and oh you portal that's always this and yeah
there's like a big red area over here let's go the dangerous area gotta have
Some more, you know, cool stuff into this danger.
Holy.
No work.
I'm ready to send it.
But here's the boss. I'm not there yet.
I'm there.
We can wait here. We can spawn some stats while we're here.
Yeah, what's that green thing over there?
It's like green thing over there.
They hit me, chat, they hit me.
What?
I'm here?
Sort of?
You guys need some ammunition?
It's on the past peace site all over again.
Oh, these guys have shields.
You got ammo?
I'm alright.
I'm coming, I'm here.
Well, now I'm here.
Alright, you ready?
I'm ready.
Oh, no, I didn't mean to.
I need to drop that there.
Oh!
I'm ready.
There we go.
Oh, God.
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
Oh, how should I special-
WOOOOOOAH!
I'm done!
I hate flip-fire.
Okay.
Nine seconds for the next part of the game.
What are these camels?
I think they do like a drain light and then when you pick them up, I don't know, maybe
you can go-
I'm gonna go mob mode again.
Please don't say this we can prepare you for this.
But honestly, like if you were living in shithead, this is probably what it fucking fell
like.
Oh, yeah, you do
Joe
You literally
You guys are ready for this stuff
in three seconds watch this
there we go there we go
thank you shoot the skulls
one more on top or two more I don't say anything about it by what the hell
there we go I got
Oh, right. He's in the jump here.
Yeah.
There we go.
My kill. My kill. My kills.
Extraction extended.
It's okay. You didn't do that.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
I like going fast on the horse.
Watch this.
Woo!
Oh, the horse! The horse doesn't like getting in the water!
That's my motion sickness with this one shockingly non-existent. I've been very happy about that
I was pretty worried
Oh, these kind of person was the game for the problem for me
Oh, we got a nuclear bomb here y'all careful
I will be moving away from the nuclear bomb
There's a super skull in the sky
3, 2, 1, boom
certain that genie say is cool
we just hate that
certain Robin Williams
characters
10 seconds
we got the most kills this time I mean I was farming dude I'm not
there this time. I got the most important. Apollo. I don't know Apollo. That means he
got it. Apollo. Who did the most damage though? I don't farm. I garden. Can you see? So anyway
I don't even have my third skill yet and that's gonna be a healing or 47 spells though
W.
Far far west, y'all.
Far far west!
That was the game right now.
Click the links and chat.
They're pinned.
10% off!
If you don't...
Really, really good game.
I had a lot of fun with that.
If you don't buy it, you're going to step on a Lego.
I'm sorry to say.
It happens.
Happens every day.
I'm going to tell you this.
I think I had bursitis in my right elbow.
That's not good.
Too many bro fists.
I think it's gambling ergonomics bad ergonomics on the mouse. I'm sad to say. I'm gambling
Normal that's a wrap on far far west boys games really good. I had a good time. That's fun. Wait, it is
Yes, when I mean technically this is a one-hour Andy
Yeah
I mean, I was I was hoping we did
I'm giving them some extra today man.
Fair enough, fair enough.
I mean triple check, I'm almost positive though, right?
Well it sounds like you guys are on the same page, so.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think we're good.
Dude, well thank you to Fire Shine Games for the sponsorship.
I had a great time playing it.
Shades of Hellbibers 2, Shades of Deep Rock Galactic,
Shades of Cool, Wild Wild West Robot Aesthetic.
I love shooting waves of enemies
until their health bars go down to zero and then pressing Q, E and C every time that they're up to them.
That's what my kids did it too.
Cool.
Well, later?
Yay! Good stuff! Adios!
Bye bye!
Later!
Hi everybody!
What?
Chat with God is my witness. I thought it was...
I thought it was two hours.
Sure, I'll drop my ult on Malph real quick.
Oh, never mind.
Not quick enough.
I gotta go pee.
Then I'll be back.
I don't know, man.
Be back.
Maybe I'll play Save the Spire.
It's been a minute.
you
Discord alert made me jump. I have some horrible news for you. That's your own Discord. That's
That's not my discord, my discord is muted men.
That was your discord.
Brother, my discord is closed.
That's even worse man, because mine doesn't make any noise.
I think you gotta look into that.
In fact, the human produces about 10,957 gallons of piss over their life.
No, we don't.
We don't produce anything.
We convert stuff into other stuff.
That's not producing.
That piss was already here.
We just agglomerated it.
Are you still playing CZN?
No, I stopped rotting my brain and started watching French New Wave Cinema.
out on the bike. Let's play some Slay the Spire.
Play the Spire.
To a sex man game.
I will never stop playing it, it's honestly just a little too easy, a little too easy for
a beast like me.
Half anniversary is tomorrow.
Half anniversary isn't a real thing.
I bitch just six months old.
Hey, I'm your biggest fan in Mount Pleasant.
That's unlikely I have a fan in Mount Pleasant who,
they work at a cool bar and restaurant that I've never been to.
But I remember them typing,
hey, I'm in Mount Pleasant.
Have you ever been to this place?
And I said, no, that looks too cool for me.
And then they said it is.
And then they got so kind of not, wait, yes, I've been there, vintage and something.
Wait, you might actually be my biggest fan of Mt. Pleasant if you visited the restaurant that the other fan works at.
Wait a second, that might, you might have ticked over in the biggest fan category then, that's kind of crazy.
That's wild man.
Hey and now I only watch on YouTube but I watched the 40-year-old Virgin recently
didn't think it was that good. Thought you should know. Oh you must be the
first Gen Z to not fuck with Judd Apatow. No man, it came for free with your fucking
birth year starting with a two. I already knew that. You weren't there in old
five when it came out in theaters. What do we take as the silent? What do we take? I think
we take, I mean a transformation to lose 12 max HP is pretty good. I also do like winged
boots though. Winged boots to fight more leads if you get strong is mighty nice. On
On the other hand, these could transform into something incredible.
What does this say?
Whenever you draw a card this turn, apply two poison to all enemies.
Wait, wait!
There might be a little bit of synergy there.
When we upgrade it, does it get retained?
I got to record some Slay the Spire after the stream today, too.
I haven't really been slacking. I've been in administration hell, but the videos
have appeared as if I've been slacking. That's for sure. CZN season 3 will be
interesting. Listen, why are you talking about CZN? We already have a CZN that
doesn't ask for your credit card number after you buy the game. We don't
need to be talking about CZN, man. We got Slay this buyer, too.
I feel bad now because the whole chat kind of lighting you up.
It's not your fault, Sean.
It's not your fault.
Dodging the roll.
We really like stuff that gives us more block.
I think it's been one week is pretty good too.
Good Sean hunting.
That his name could be will Sean
This could work right oh my god, you play it in the wrong order
You got to play it first on me
Hmm mobile ad guy
I wouldn't know. I got ad-free globa mail.
How do you guys feel about Mark Carney's proposed sovereign wealth funds?
You know what I'm talking about?
You know, I wouldn't mind actually a well-laid plans to hold the corrosives,
probably the play. I'm for it.
I don't really know anything about it, but I'm just going to guess it.
In some way, you just self-reported.
I'd really like to draw a defend, even though this will only apply to poison.
Mission failed, y'all.
How do you feel about the White Caps getting kicked out?
So honestly, I didn't really know that much about it.
I knew there was scuttlebutt that the White Caps might lose their team, like have it
moved, but I didn't know how real it was until I went to the White Caps subreddit
and I saw that every single post was like, fuck all owners of this team forever.
And then I was like, oh, shit, they're actually losing it.
Like it's actually.
Like if it was just like, I wish the media would stop
reporting on the relocation rumor, that would be one thing.
But they're literally like, it looks like this shit is
written in the stars, which sucks,
ask if the white caps are apparently like, awesome.
I can draw four cards and make sure you die.
It's all about math, bro.
So I definitely, I mean, I feel for the white cap
fans over that one because it's like the I mean a they seem to have done very
well for themselves in MLS I see people walking around like all the time in
white-caps gear but also like B it's the like one Vancouver sports team that
doesn't suck so I mean there's there's a lot there's a lot that stinks about
it for sure
So, they explain to me why people like snake bite or is it a meme?
It's a meme because it's trash.
It's a little, it's good end a meme.
The upgrade makes it good.
I mean, 10 poison on two.
For a long fight, I could see it, but I think we need some kind of, need to smoke
some people.
I almost bought into the meme because every time I see snake bite people everyone goes snake bite my
beloved I love snake bite. I would like to we need more discard for sure. Retain two cards,
two of cards. We don't need corrosive wave I think until the boss maybe.
I'm not I can't just take raw damage that's insane.
Snakebite solos every act one boss. I'm not even trying to be evil, but like are you tell you're telling me that seven poison for two
Energy solos any act one boss
Yes
All right, I mean you probably play more of the game than me. Maybe I should just believe you
you. Terror or Eel? I'm gonna stop you right there, buddy. I don't know the names of any
enemies yet. We're gonna get there one day, though. It's the fuck-ass fish. Okay, it's
the one that the four the four fish or the fish that's translucent
big damage fish oh you're gonna need to be more specific for a guy like me
come to this expertise sucker punch but you're already weak i'm i love not taking damage and i
I have I have belief in my deck the wiggly one though
So the one that's for like that's the obviously the the most emblematic feature of this boss is that it has forward
No, not the what that there's too many wiggly fish bro. Oh
The one that gets stunned. Why didn't you say so okay? There's
This game's got a certain aquatic bend to it
We need that.
We need this.
One of these days I'm going to be able to play a corrosive wave and then you're all going
to be sorry, man.
What did I tell you?
Another corrosive wave?
Your mom lets you have two corrosive waves.
Is there any way I could kill you this turn?
You're taking nine needs to do 10 damage.
It literally can't be done.
Kind of embarrassing.
Maybe my deck actually sucks, man.
I am losing the two caves in a trench code right now.
A little embarrassing.
On the other hand, suck brick.
Framed was free today.
Kind of insane to just assume that everybody on earth would have seen the most popular movie of the 2010s.
Little crazy. Little crazy. I wouldn't be making an assumption like that.
I still haven't seen it.
Ironically you should see, um, you should see Interstellar. It is a good movie.
In my opinion at least.
We dump reflex for sure, man.
And then I definitely feel like you just pop one of those out there, and you're feeling
pretty darn good about yourself.
That seemed all right.
You know what?
We are going to need better defense.
I just don't want the deck to get too fat early.
This is my first slay the spy run in like a week and a half.
So I'm kind of remembering how to play the game.
Maybe we want to do something like that.
Save the corrosive wave and expertise for a beautiful single turn combo.
Now save reflex for a...
Okay, weaken, play two defense,
save corrosive wave and reflex and get calculated gamble on the same turn. Oh
shit. I'm not even gonna weaken you bro. We immediately want to do that obviously.
Paul Rudd's character kind of funny. Oh are you talking about every movie ever
made? That's my guy right there. I think I'm the only guy who's ever said that.
If the enemy has- well every three times you apply poison deal 11 damage to all enemies
we apply poison three times like all the time man.
You a Mac and me fan?
I think it's the best episode of the Jonah Ray series of Mystery Science Theater 3000
which by the way is highly underrated.
I understand the draw to be like only the Joel and Mike episodes are real but that
That was a labor of love and some of those Jonah Ray episodes are really good.
I thought that that was a loving tribute.
Now the Felicia Day, Pat and Oswald stuff, the skits, I'm not all about the skits but
if I may the skits kind of sucked most of the time in the original run to begin with.
I didn't give it the time of day.
I mean if you're a Mystery Science Theater 3000 head I definitely think it's worth
watching but I also know how Mystery Science Theater 3000 heads are which
means that like if you want to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 you're not
gonna be like oh boy new episodes you're gonna like be like hey play Space
Muir me play Mitchell so like I mean honestly I can't really be mad at you
So how could I be mad at you for that?
I like a Joe Don Baker movie as much as the next guy.
Okay, don't wake him up.
We want to save a reflex and maybe a dagger throw and set up a good corrosive turn.
I mean, you're definitely just going to do this.
I've been betrayed.
This is what we need.
this of course I think you should still play corrosive wave and we hit you for
like 15 there because of outbreak right give me these
did you kill mr. new PC people got mad at me for making Ram so expensive so I
took it out of my title
Corosso Blave.
Magic Missile.
Ram actually is insane though.
Well yeah, I know because like my HVAC guy was telling me Ram was insane.
He says he shoots drone videos and then he brings the videos like into his PC to edit them
But his RAM got busted if he ever imports a file over 400 megabytes his computer blue screens
And he he's like saving up for new RAM because RAM is like $600 a stick or something like that right now like you
He was losing his mind and honestly, I think he was right to do so
400 megabytes? Yeah, I swear to you he said 400 megabytes and then I said that's not a lot and he
went yeah I know especially when you're dealing with video. Damn that sounds like it sucks ass
honestly you're doing 16 damage I think we got a try to end your life for sure
probably not on this turn but on the next turn for sure
you're not killing me. Yeah, look at this. You're not fucking killing me. You're done,
bud. 35 poison on your forehead. You like this game or is it washed? I think it's possibly
the greatest game ever made. Two inky shives. Plans weak. If fatal gain an additional card
reward, it's not that good. I think it's as good as the original. It's hard to say that
because I have 3,000 hours in the original or something like that. I think it's the
best game ever made. You said that about SAP? SAP's in the top 10, bro. You know
know what tools of the trade enables our our sly cards the original was all right
too that's true it says definitely true to relax to your deck remove five cards
add them back upgraded I certainly think we can take advantage of that now but I
also can't help but notice every time I take pale's tooth I'm like this is
awesome and then I lose it's like the worst kind of relic it makes you feel
like it's doing a lot but your results get worse. And then Pales Legion, I've literally never taken.
Doubles blocked from a car then goes to sleep for two turns. You know what, man?
Let's try it out. I've literally never, I haven't, I haven't ever given it the time of day.
Just to be frank with you, that, that was begging for a Daniel Plain View.
Be honest with you, I've never even given it the time of day. That may change right now.
Post-Haste, J-HW, draft a letter. Take narration.
I bet I can wipe you.
We dump those.
We'd like to get some, you know what? It's going to give us ten blocks because we got the little fella in front of us.
But we don't really want to use the block if instead we could just guarantee that you die because that would give us seven blocks.
But I could also draw zero cards, which is pretty valuable all right taking 15 kind of not ideal
And changing series name to HW was kind of type of thing that could be the play
I don't think we have enough block right now.
Add Sly to a skill in your hand this turn.
Sly added to a backflip or something like that could go fucking crazy.
Daniel Plainview sounds like Bane without the mask.
Fuck.
They fucking figured out the...
They figured out the fucking impression.
No, no!
No!
But the Jack Nicholson is singular.
The Jack Nicholson is based on nothing but his spirit.
Why don't you show your pie hole
and give me an anchor relic?
There's certain things in there.
There's elements of other characters.
Christians later certainly in there,
maybe a few other individuals as well.
I actually think we discard this, believe it or not.
The reason is we wanna make sure we play our corrosive wave.
And then you play expertise,
which then allows you to draw more cards,
which kills them all.
That was big.
Get a new Jack Nicholson quote. I mean, that's not even the first quote isn't even Jack Nicholson if I may
First quotes just some shit that sounds like some shit that Jack Nicholson would say
Other day I learned that as someone with a mole I can do a deniro just by pulling a sad face. That's very valuable. I
I do want to say, I had a denero for a while, but I can only get my face to do it if I don't think about it.
Like if I try to think about getting the muppet face with the upside down frown, I can't do it.
I can't do it. I can't do it.
This will probably work.
Outbreak, corrosive wave, calculated gamble.
I would say this worked.
Don't even play the well laid plans, it's not necessary.
Beaker from the Muppets.
Well that's kind of what I'm going for, but I can't get there man.
I can't, I can't, I can't get there.
Good colorless potion please.
I mean, zero cost card that creates three zero cost cards.
Discard two cards, add two shibs into your hand.
I mean, I'm pretty sure you're in a freaking die, man.
Kind of an insanely great potion to be honest.
We need force multipliers for poison,
not linear multipliers.
You need to change the slope, not the y-intercept.
I got called Bald John Cusack once,
and I've been riding that high for 10 years.
But what does Bald John Cusack mean?
By the way, I also want to hear a reference to a reference
to John Cusack kind of crazy in 2026.
I feel like nobody respects the Cusack anymore, man.
Malgovich has definitely passed him in the John rankings.
I don't think anybody would dispute that even in the slightest.
Weight exposed could be huge here.
Alright, this is the whole run hinges on this fight as far as I'm concerned.
Obviously we want this.
Sure, why not?
Obviously we want this.
See what kind of card we can get out of this?
Rolling Boulder would definitely help, man.
Rolling Boulder will speed this whole thing up.
Is John the most competitive first-name leaderboard?
No, man.
I mean, these days, Olivia's given it a run for his money.
Basically long story short, if you don't have a child in your life, you may not know that
Every child on earth between the age of zero and nine is named Olivia
This card of days play an outbreak, you know what player well-laid plans
I'm not even gonna play this and add two pieces of bullshit to my deck
Let's keep this
This is what we want
Okay, I mean hand trick goes crazy, but I think I'm just gonna kill you instead
Confirms.
Wait.
This crew is good, man.
This crew is good!
How old are the Khaleesi girls now?
Can I say something?
All the hand-wringing over.
I think I did this bit a while ago, so I apologize.
Librarian, can you back this up?
I find the Khaleesi stuff.
I find it virtue signaling.
I think there's like 9 to 10 people on Earth named Khaleesi.
and a hundred thousand people that are like I feel so bad for them bro it's okay
they'll be all right like can I can I get a little crazy and say it's kind of about as embarrassing
to be named Khaleesi even if the character ended as the good guy like it's bad enough to just be
named Khaleesi to start with like it doesn't make it that much worse than in season eight she
kind of broke bad. Everyone like they're leaving reddit comments like oh rip to all the people
who named their kid Khaleesi now that she's a bad guy bro they named their kid Khaleesi
they got bigger problems. But that's just my opinion. Honestly I think you should hit
I mean, I should save calculated gamble.
You dump defend, this is so huge, man.
Perrosive wave.
I mean, hand trick on expertise
and then draw like a million cards.
That seems pretty solid.
And then, sure, an outbreak's good.
Oh, he hit you like a well-aid plant back, of course.
Give me, actually give me some draw.
Anyone else go to school with an ABCDE?
No I didn't, and can I say something, I'd, if this is true I apologize, but you didn't
either.
I don't believe that you did.
Not real.
insubordinate and churlish.
That's the play.
What about all the adults named Quasimodo?
Okay, well listen.
Your parents named you Quasimodo.
It's kind of your fault for being an ugly baby.
No disrespect.
Okay, Hand Trick.
Hand Trick on a...
Or how am I going to discard it?
However, it's good anyway.
Hand trick on an expertise.
Save it and discard it in the future, in the year 2000.
Yeah, yeah, it makes sense.
Doesn't really make sense,
because you probably would rather keep this in your hand,
but it'll come back around.
It's for this turn only.
They don't want you to win.
They don't want you to get healthy.
Okay, huge mogging.
Make a defend, sly, and then discard it and have way more block than you could possibly
need.
My friend's mom is named Karen.
Okay, that's one you can be a little sympathetic for, but like at the same time, I don't feel
sorry because people are judging them based on the name.
I feel sorry because of the fact that probably every time they meet someone, they have to
endure some kind of comment that's like, oh, that's an unfortunate name.
But it's really, isn't it only unfortunate?
Huge.
Because of the fact that you're having the conversation about how unfortunate it is?
Like being a Karen doesn't innately mean that you complain to management.
I'm pretty sure like the haircut is what makes you evil, not the name.
But so I would blame the barber more than I would blame, you know, the,
the, your parents on that one.
Start each combat with this card in your hands.
Chat, I've done a pretty good job of constructing this deck.
If I may say so myself.
I think an outbreak in the hand is pretty important.
You definitely know some people with the haircut.
My toxic trait is that I think the care and haircut looks good.
I actually think the care and haircut looks good.
Now sometimes they go a little too far with it.
They shave it a little too high up or something like that and they make it a little too angled.
But there are good care and haircuts out there man.
But you're asking a bald guy for hair opinions.
This is the worst take you've ever had.
Nah man, you've seen the haircut where people, you haven't seen people wear the haircut
like I have. You ever see Kate Goslin? What's a bad haircut then? Oh, I don't know. I think
the broccoli haircut's kind of fire too. I never, I don't think I ever had enough hair
to, even as a child, to have done the broccoli haircut. Well, I think if you're like 14,
the broccoli haircut probably feels awesome, man. Worst take was calling Stretching Fake.
go to Google Scholar. There's horrible news for you at Google Scholar. Okay, well another
calculator, wait, we got so much money I forgot. Okay, we dump a strike. Get ready for the
Royal Stamp. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, it can't go on powers. Dude, just put
about a calculator gamble then and then we use so much money I think another
gamble is awesome and just in case give me a meat on the bone just to keep me
moving here
can be a little annoying
Put your palms on the floor while standing up right now, buddy.
Yeah, but I don't necessarily think like that has any merit to it, you know?
Like I'm not saying it doesn't.
All I'm saying is like, what if it doesn't?
I don't know what I've done.
Like this doesn't seem like the right way to, yeah, this was not the right way to
handle this turn.
Fool's a detrade.
We're going to be taking a lot of damage, man.
This went horribly.
That didn't make it any better at all.
If LeBron stretches, I'm gonna stretch too.
Okay, listen.
That's the logic that ends up with you watching Tom and Jerry before school.
Which actually, in some circumstances, might be the play, but...
I'm not gonna die.
I'm literally not going to die here.
All we need is corrosive wave, which we got, and then corrosive wave me, hands tricked me
on an expertise, which you then dump and wipe the whole boss.
If he loses this fight it invalidates all his takes.
Sorry librarian.
It was before the fall when they wrote it on the wall when there wasn't even any Hollywood.
You know what I'm talking about?
No, it's the Caves of Altamira by Steely Dan.
I'll give you a freebie.
This game stinks.
It's like a deck load of cards!
Who made this?
Fred, fun?
We literally don't want these cards.
These cards are bad.
We literally want this card.
This card is good.
Bro, where's my fucking corrosive wave?
Oh, that was not smart.
There's my fucking corrosive wave, but I haven't played a fucking county like a gamble.
I gotta drink my motherfucking potion, man.
free to play this turn. Bitches cry! Are you kidding me?
This is so easy. Hand trick, put it on a splash. You dump a splash, give me a card to play
for free it's horrible three damage for each energy previously spent this turn it's two times
whatever you're dead anyway
have you seen the AI WWE voice gen freak out bid chat you tell me have i seen that one
I've never played outbreak. What a disaster man. No, if it ain't cracked out uncle, it's a very serious chance that I've never seen it. It came out today, no shot, okay.
Well I answer your question with another question Chad, have you ever seen Clio from 5-7?
7. Now, some criterion channel. I don't think it's going anywhere, though. Perosive wave
me. You don't need the corrosive wave. You're not drawing any cards this turn. But it doesn't
we don't have any kind of retain it doesn't matter
bucket bro
has to be a clay or the cc set
mhm, un petit peu, un petit peu, sans trois
un petit peu, mhm
if you don't know a language you can just kind of like fake it
you know what it is
you're so disilleged
and now we are not the sun bro
you're talking like you like it's my mistress's eyes are some shit like that
you think i am shakespeare
i was watching chibley stream
He did a Myers-Briggs personality test.
How the fuck does the Myers-Briggs foundation
know that William Shakespeare was like INTF
or something like that?
How the fuck do they know that,
he lived 600 years ago, bro?
There's no shot they know that.
They think we're stupid, man.
Wait, have we played,
we haven't played Tools of the Trade yet.
I'm gonna fucking freak out.
We have played tools of the trade and I was talking about well laid plans, my bad y'all.
This is status, that's not a skill.
Okay, this is a beautiful turn to extend weakness
and also get further away from the fella.
The chat debuff is real.
Well, yeah, I'm mostly trying to have some fun with it.
We're gonna, we should save calculated gamble
for the dream turn.
And reflex for the dream turn.
Take no damage, play a frantic escape, and strike him.
I'm not blaming Chad, I'm providing a series of constraints that lead to a situation where
it's your fault.
There's a subtle but very important difference.
Can I get corrosive wave please?
Okay, I extend your weakness for one more time.
And then we store these two.
We're going to have a huge turn.
Oh, corrosive wave does exist.
Who would have freaking thought, man?
Okay, corrosive wave, don't even neutralize because the poison is worth more to us.
No reason to play that.
Calculated gamble is going to ruin your life.
It drew another corrosive wave.
That's good because we want to retain.
That's huge.
And then you store these right here.
Dude, this deck is actually going to work.
We don't need Frantic Escape on this turn.
You play Corrosive Wave.
You play a Finesse.
You play a Dagger Throw, dump a Frantic Escape.
Play an Expertise, which has done even more damage to you.
Discard two Frantic...
save one frantic escape in case you need it and then play two shifts.
The weekend. 14 damage is literally meaningless.
Confirms. Confirms. You know what? I'm going to extend your weakness for one more turn,
so I don't have to worry about it. Save that, save that.
I mean, literally we win now.
It's that simple.
You're going to get eaten?
You don't know basic mathematics.
Even worse, even more embarrassing, it's not even basic mathematics.
basic arithmetic was watch this carousel wave finesse dagger throw don't be you're
already dead you're already dead
they're all ass we don't want any of them first card you play each combat is
played an extra time the first card you play each combat is put every four
cards you play, you may cook at rest, and they're all good! They're all good, man!
Oh, yeah. They're all good. And then we want to go to as many rest sites as
possible. There's one, there's two, there's three. Well, it's gonna be that
then unless we go to three that way too and then we get up but we go to one shot
that sucks. Yo this PSG versus Bayern match is crazy. Oh yeah I'm hearing it's
the most high-scoring football game ever. The score is 1-0.
Oh, man, that means 1 to 0 for those of you who don't know how to roll.
I felt it felt real nice.
It felt real nice to say it is all I'm going to say, man.
Somebody's got to make the bold joke and the thing about jokes is there's always a little
truth in them.
Someone's got to make the bold joke that they don't be scoring a lot of goals in football
matches most of the time.
What about Brazil versus Germany?
Okay, that was literally 12 years ago.
Also I like soccer.
We got to save the white caps.
How can I save the white caps?
I'm not buying the team.
I'm pretty sure it's Steve Nash as one of the owners.
She's got me cleared.
Well, we want tools in the trade.
Find someone to buy it.
I was, some of the cope on the white cap subreddit, like it's Gallo's humor, but it made me laugh.
They were like, our only hope is to convince Chip Wilson's kids to get interested in soccer,
so the Lulu Lemon guy decides to buy the team as a vanity project, and I'm like, man,
that's has anyone ever thought to ask Chip Wilson if he'll buy the wide I
wonder if anyone's ever slid that across Chip Wilson's desk considering we
have like I don't know two billionaires who live in our city wonder if anyone's
ever been like hey chip I got an idea for you
we want a well-laid plans and then just backflip and take the cards you
like man. Giving better concession cuts at BC Place. It is fucked up that the whole
thing is gonna fall apart because they only get like 10% of concession sales
or something like that. Like that's criminal man.
Okay this is good. You are gonna want an outbreak at some point. I think this
This is good enough, man.
Corrosive wave, hand trick on a finesse, even though it doesn't matter.
Discard the finesse, draw a card, get a neutralize.
Hobbs your uncle.
White caps are 8-0 and 1.
They're really good, man!
That's the worst part!
I mean, fuck it, bro!
I don't even watch soccer!
I'd probably rather have the white caps than the Canucks
It could change if we get the first pick in the in the draft that that would really help
Yeah, fuck it will dump this one no corrosive waves that
That could change man, I could change real quick
They're not Edmonton no can do bro. I added another team to the all be mad if they win the lottery list
Obviously Toronto's on there. Obviously
University of South Florida is on there
But if the Islanders win, I think I'm gonna be pissed too not because I hate the Islanders
But because they just got Hunter Schaefer
They literally won the draft lottery to get Hunter Schaefer. There's no shot
They should be winning two draft lotteries with such low odds
I need to draw cards.
Crazy play, but hear me out.
Ruin their life.
Any relation to Matthew Schaefer?
See it's not for me to say, not for me to say.
Huge. Oh, I never played corrosive wave. That makes sense, mostly because I didn't have it in
my hand now that I think about it. Okay, dump. Well, you should have done this in a different
order, but dump this and then literally just hold these.
You need to be dead, bro
Admit it. Can you just admit that you're gonna be a little pissed off when this run works?
Can you just admit that you're gonna say some shit like why do his runs always work and mine fall apart?
Even though yours are obviously better and mines are obviously worse
Mines? I think I said mines, man
kind of ruin the bit when I said mines.
Do you have a swag deficiency?
I do not have a swag deficiency.
I put 14 poison on all these enemies in a single turn.
How could that be a swag deficiency?
How could anyone possibly call this deficient?
I can get out of this without taking damage.
W Potion.
Oh, the most W of all potions, man.
And then just a single attack.
Oh, the best way to finish it off, man.
Okay, you've convinced me by the way. We'll add slide to bouncing flask so we can play
it for free. Hold this, hold that, weaken you. You're doing seven damage. Sick joke. Two
shivs. Doesn't bother me in the slightest. Habs versus Bolts is sick. It's literally,
It's one of the best playoff series I've ever seen, but I think it's just that I'm blinded
by the youthful swag on the Montreal Canadiens.
And the fact that my whole life until I moved to Vancouver, I was a Canadiens fan, and even
the teams that were pretty good were full of like old motherfuckers, and they never
had like exciting young players.
The most exciting player they had was like Saku Koyvu, and then, and I mean he's
the goat don't get me wrong but also Alexei Kovalev who like two out of three
nights would not do anything and then one out of three nights would get like
five points so the fact that they have like I don't know at least three young
players who are like under the age of 24 and are actually good and exciting is
kind of mind-blowing for me to be honest
Wild vs. Stars too? Yeah, I hope Quinn Hughes' experience is like nothing but misery for
the rest of his life in all, as I said to you last, I was going to say in all domains,
even beyond the professional. I do hope his heart is broken in his first series here.
And then I also hope that the same thing happens next year and then he leaves Minnesota.
I hope that he leaves Minnesota having never accomplished anything in the wild.
I hope they're subreddit for the rest of my life is just for the people being like the
Queen Hughes trade was like the beginning of the end.
pretty much that would be like a dream come true for me. I did play a corrosive
wave. I don't mind taking two damage, go ahead man.
Well we already have nothing. You should have less. You should have even less than
Did you ever have him on the NLSS?
Quinn, get in touch.
Have your people get in touch with my people.
It might be a play.
It could be a play.
A card that exhausts doesn't exhaust!
Yes!
Oh my God!
I didn't say I wanted to erase his existence.
This is existence.
I said I wanted him to suffer.
Like I don't want him to get physically hurt, but I want him to be in like a psychological
bind for sure.
I don't use anything wrong with that.
I'm going to make a little bet, by the way.
I'm going to make a bet that one of these question marks is a damn shop.
What the fuck is this luck?
Here it comes.
How come your runs always look like this?
mine are so jacked up must be something to do with the game true change comes from within
buddy oh what the fuck yo what what just happened it finally had this is the fake merchant
I didn't check huge whatever real fake. I'm the one with the motherfucking gun
You hear you
Whatever man
Okay, first off, you need that little hand trick on bouncing flask.
Dump it.
Quick backflip, we're taking no damage.
Oh, you are.
You're in a world of hurt, man.
You're in a world of hurt.
I think in corrosive wave calculated gamble that doesn't get exhausted into another corrosive
wave into discarding two cards and then playing those cards and then expertise in your debt
Holy fuck.
Wait, wait, wait, we gotta think about this.
Merchants rug?
I've never had it, man.
I've never had it.
Oh, you get all of this shit, but don't take Snack-O-I.
Don't take Snack-O-I.
Okay, huge.
They're all question marks?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they're like
the worst version of the relics,
But wait, that was huge.
But then what are we going to do with this shit, man?
I mean, maybe one of the other ones
will be a merchant, I guess.
You guys are not hating me.
You are not.
It is not clocking to you that I'm standing on business.
I do like a well-aid plans.
I do also like playing better cards than the cards you've given me, which are cards that
are bad.
Like now, now we can have a fucking conversation, okay?
Now we can talk as human beings because your life is over.
Shout out Justin Bieber.
You know my mom told me?
She got embarrassed because she was listening to the radio and she was like, this song sounds
really nice. And then she found out it was a Justin Bieber song. It happens man. I remember
I should have slide that for sure man. I remember my uncle who was a huge fan of Kiss
and also the glam rock band T-Rex.
He was so excited,
because he found a new song that he liked
and then he showed it to us and it was by Hanson.
It was like Hanson's post,
post-Bop song,
but like several years later
and he like, he himself felt like he could not recover
from the generational aura loss.
Which to be honest, I mean, I can understand it, man.
Certainly who among us couldn't?
That Sting's...
I mean KISS went really winners. He was a big fan of KISS.
He was a huge KISS head. He still probably is. I just haven't talked to him in a bit.
He's cool in my books.
Sly bouncing flask and then watch this. Oh, you gotta lose your mind to Detroit.
I mean, even myself, I have Detroit Rock City on my Powertown players. Every time it comes on, I skip it.
I'm like, why is this shit on the playlist, man?
Ain't no need for that. Wait, don't discard this, yes.
Discard that? That doesn't seem like the right move.
He's dead anyway.
Shop?
Not a shop.
Loose 3 HP.
Loose 4 HP.
I can live with expertise being gone.
It's an edge case scenario.
And then honestly, brother, I mean this has been, it's been a pleasure.
it up, he's kind of goaded. I like that it goes, lick it up, lick it up. Oh, I like that
part of it. It's this. Straight into that. I recognize you're getting stronger. Don't
give me your own. For some reason I thought that would make you sly, which is obviously
nonsensical. We're going to play two shibs on your forehead, backflip. Probably just
a bouncing flask I suppose. It's not that bad. Ten damage. I can live with ten damage.
two for PSG okay wait I apologize for my words and my deeds actually like that
does seem like a very high scoring very high scoring football match I think I
would simmer on you right oh actually let's see if we can get something a
little better no reason really just hold these kiss kind of ripped off and
saying clown posse's whole thing. Sources are, sources are saying man. Gene Wilder
kind of the original Violent J. It's not Gene Wilder. Certainly not Gene Wilder.
Now that I think about it...
Did not play corrosive wave this turn, but this doesn't exhaust, but it doesn't matter.
You've made that mistake before? I just know so many genes, man.
I feel like Gregor Mendel.
How about a discard? They gave me a discard! Your fool's now gonna win the game!
I would like to only have one wound added into my deck. That seems smart.
Do you know blue jeans? Like the pant or the K-pop band?
pop band. I think we want to dump and dump. The denim. I feel like it's like what kind
of pants go with me on this one? What kind of pants does the pink panther wear? Denim,
Denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim, denim,
denim.
It's kind of a riff on an old classic, but he doesn't wear any, he has slacks.
Can I get a check on that?
I haven't actually, I've never seen a Pink Panther movie.
I should probably get on that.
Can start doing the hand thing.
Save both of those.
Okay.
be honest I know I know you're mad I know you're mad that I'm standing on
business on this run it's okay you can be mad I'm so fucking mad I watch to see
you win oh don't it's beneath it's beneath you to just tell lies no need
to go and chat and tell lies, misrepresent the whole situation.
I guess we could still lose.
Nah!
Should we just apply like a shit load of poison to you?
Seems sensible, man.
Two weeks. Yes
Yeah, bear naked ladies. Are you listening?
What about it's been two weeks and then you could call you could do it in fortnight, bro
It's been two weeks and then just get Tim Sweeney on the phone. Oh you are fucked lad
I root for you in all other games, but in this one I want you to fail.
That's fair, because it means, you know why? Because the videos are so good, it means you get more of them.
The more I lose, the more videos you get.
I am 100% convinced that Mega Crit gives streamers a different experience from the rest of us, despite having a deck
50% larger than mine with half as many block cards. You still manage to draw them exactly when you need.
Well, I will go multiple hands in a row without seeing one, and this isn't even far-fetched, as you can actually put in a special code
that I'm sure they gave you to promote the game. Play the game as the rest of this
do and see if you can win with that cheating.
Not sorry nephew, I'm sorry to say. First thought is W bait.
But also, what kind of, it's honestly, it's just the 3,000 hours difference man. I know a lot of
people just got in to Slay This Bire too because it just came out but playing a little Slay This
Bire, you know, playing it for eight years gives you some pretty good habits. And also,
if I may say so some pretty bad ones curious what your win rates are I don't
know let's fucking check the check the character stats man not too damn good 43
wins 32 losses on the ironclad we're at nine and five the silent we're at ten
in 10 region where I don't want to say it I really want to say it. Necrobiner were
8 and 4 and then defector at 7 and 2 man. Win rate's actually pretty high. I might
be the best ever they're saying.
Okay, we need to have a run that doesn't take more than 45 minutes.
Let's try a little Necrobinder play.
I don't want a stone humidifier, bro, because we ain't rested.
Give me two transforms.
Holy fuck.
Wait, they synergize?
Maybe I am on the streamer client, bro.
too strength, gain energy at the start of each turn. It's a little outrageous, but could
do the trick. That to me screams elite path. Like fight this lad, fight this lad, fight this
lad, and take advantage of these awesome campfires early. You need to borrow time to the juicer.
Probably correct. I need borrow time for the juicer.
I'm hearing.
Alright, it might be the easiest deck of all time.
Gain 11 block next turn, gain 1 energy. It's kind of like borrow time in so many ways.
As long as you draw it at the appropriate time frame, which we exactly did by the way.
This is awesome.
First attack each turn does 50% additional damage.
This is incredible, man.
I'll take a clumsy for a random relic.
Oh, all of the attacks we add to our deck for the rest of the game are going to be upgraded.
I thought the old lady threw it into the ocean at the end, man.
You telling me you went down and got it for you?
This could still go wrong, by the way.
Hey, as clumsy as you've been, there's no one laughing.
You will be safe with me.
Yes, man.
I don't know that one. I'm not surprised. It's Our Lady Piece.
Kind of an Etobicoke classic.
Oste deals 6 damage. Whenever you play a card that costs 2 or more, return this to your hand from the discard pile.
Yeah, I could be persuaded.
Take 8 damage to save 2. Can I tell you what happened?
I wasn't paying attention because I thought my deck was too good to ever take damage.
Relatable, maybe?
Origin, what happened?
Oh, I see.
No self promo.
I mean, vulnerable could help us out a lot here.
No doubt about it.
Any chance you cost three?
No, you just do a fuckload more damage.
I think I'd like to do that.
I'll be waving my hand, watching you drown.
Yeah, yeah.
The guy who references our Lady of Peace but doesn't get the joke.
Mods?
Um, mods?
This guy counters you?
That would affect me if I knew how to read.
I'm not even sweating that.
counter that bro
Oh, I'll just play my cards I suppose
Bro's gonna lose this run. Why are you talking like Julie Delpy at the end of Before Sunset? You ain't Julie Delpy
I am. Oh my god, Julie.
Julie, I loved you in, um, but I'm a cheerleader.
I didn't expect to see you there, but I loved you.
Julie, Julie, we loved you, Julie, we did, we, we loved Defy.
15 seconds of screen time.
And she stole the show. Not really, it's an ensemble cast.
Why do you sound like Trump?
It's a coincidence, Julie.
It's just mere, his mere happenstance, Julie.
They're saying don't play the card that makes you lose strength before you play your attacks.
They're saying play the attacks first, Julie.
They don't love you like I love you, Julie.
So someone said, do you ever worry that your voice will get stuck in Trump cadence and you'll
never be able to get it back?
Yes.
Yes, 100%.
I do worry about that.
And it sometimes does go down like that, to be honest with you.
There are times I find myself talking with a little bit of a Trump cadence without the
impression but with the trump cadence which is a scary thought so this is the
fucked-up fish you guys were telling me about earlier right this is fucked up
fish okay huge w comms
probably should have played my other attack huh I'd like to play wait this is
good because next turn we're gonna do like 90 damage to you. Yeah, that's a lot of damage.
my temple, to be honest with you, not my temple. Anyone know of Chibli streaming today? Are
you seated right now? Chibli is not streaming today. And the reason I know that he's not
streaming today is I was watching the end of his stream yesterday when he said he wouldn't
be streaming today. If a streamer tells you something at the end of the stream, you
should believe them because they waited till the end of the stream for a reason man.
Fuck you buddy.
Whatever I'll play friend slops if I care man.
Is this for shadowing?
No, I'm very happy to not have any relevant announcements for quite some time.
I've got none on the horizon as far as I know.
And I think that's awesome.
Fuck you motherfucker.
Should have hit you with it
and then put up more block.
Now I have to lose all my money.
Not worth, not worth, man.
I hold, my deck is so good I hold.
Fuck it, play the top three cards in my draw pile.
It's actually kind of awesome.
Not these freaks.
Where's Hot Freaks guy?
Hot Freaks!
Which one of these is on the house and which one of these do you think is better than ever?
I don't know who to hit, I guess the vulnerable one makes a lot of sense.
Did you see Project Hail Mary?
I'm not saying this just to be an asshole.
Justus doing a little heavy lifting, I'll admit, but I will see it when it comes to
the Criterion Channel.
And it's not because it's on the criterion channel, it's because that's where I watch
stuff.
It has to be done, bro.
That's the easiest place for me to watch stuff, because everything on it is good.
If they do a collection, and the collection is movies based on Andy Weir books, there
would probably be the first one that I would watch.
You know why?
Because I've already seen the Martian.
I'm not virtue signaling, it's hard to get to the movie theater man.
I think another delay could go crazy.
That one dude who's making Star Citizen when figuring out what to announce about Star Citizen.
You know what I'm talking about?
What's his name?
Chris something, right?
Another delay could go crazy.
It's literally just on Amazon.
I don't think so, it's in theaters.
Also, I'm not paying $23 to watch it
when I can pay 14 bucks a month
to watch every drop to me movie.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, someone has to say it.
Play that.
Play this.
I think I'll just play all my cards now that I look at my hand here.
Is Ludwig actually here?
Wouldn't that be something, man?
But it was crazy when my wife pulled into chat yesterday and said, did you know Ludwig
is inbred?
But then she was telling me about it last night at dinner, and I got to say it put a lot of
things in the perspective for me.
Have you seen his face?
He's literally handsome.
There are some thumbnails, I think, where it appears that some malevolent individual
is like photoshopped one eye to be smaller than the other one or like offset a little bit he's handsome
but his eyes are fucked the asymmetry gives you something to look at if you're too symmetrical
the human brain rejects it and goes that's artifice he's fucked up turns ruining my life man
He's intangible.
Can you just give me that card again please?
No, no, no.
We won't be losing this one.
I don't think so kid. Just give me my good card please.
Okay, my good card. I got my good card. Mogged.
You need to be locking in a bit more. Nah, get it Twisted. We're in the business of
producing entertainment. What do we play here, man?
Lose to strength. The enemy loses to strength. Good for defense.
13 double the damage all hang cards due to this enemy and it works with the kind of synergy
that we got set up. Yeah, I could see that. All defense get goopy. At the start of your
turn draw one additional card. Actually insane. I mean goopy defense could be kind of huge too.
We only have three defense, which actually makes Goopy a little bit worse, I think.
I'm going to say that the draw is more valuable because really our win condition is just drawing
an attack that hurts really bad, like Napoleon's Dynamite's lips.
And I'm going to also say you make a choice here, not to draw like Austin Powers symbols
on the board.
Make a choice here about whether you want to elite max or like campfire max.
Win with Paltrow on defense, nah man the Oilers could really use it right now.
The Oilers could really use Gwyneth Paltrow on D right now.
Fuck it, gotta use up potion.
His parents are cousins.
No, it's grandparents. Okay, we almost put out a hit on them there.
Parents being cousins is crazy. Grandparents is like...
That might be the norm, man.
Give me back my delay.
It causes zero of Oste's attack this turn.
I think it's still a skip for me, man.
One set of your grandparents being first cousins doesn't even seem that bad to me.
I mean certainly it can't possibly be worse than like the microplastics rich world that we've grown up in.
Oh good, I got another curse.
Great, that's awesome.
Great, they ruined my fucking life.
Okay, they gave me the two greatest potions you could ever ask for.
I definitely think this would also be awesome. I definitely think this is irrelevant. Anyone
in chat ever kissed their cousin chat you don't have to answer that. I wish man that's so crazy.
All I'm going to say, well no, I'm not going to say this, but it would be funny to say
the dude who literally created evolution said that it's okay.
And I know that because he married his own cousin, bro.
literally not taking damage. Just get a kill.
John Evolution? His name was like Charles Melton or some shit like that. I don't
know man.
What's with all the fucking questions?
how are you not dead
you should be dead like ten times over
charles nelson-reilly
peak millennial naked night is watching uh...
match game
and pauling the fuck up whenever they go to charles nelson-reilly even though
you have no idea who the fuck he is man
but why was i why was i also cheering whenever they get the charles nelson-reilly
I'm like, I don't know who I don't I've never seen a single show that he's on
Does have some trenchant observations though, I can't deny that I'd retain you a card in your hands
I think there could be something there
Why was Roseanne on at 2 and 2 30 a.m. Every night and why was I watching it bro, that's real though
like why the why the hell was I excited in high school to be like oh at 11 a.m.
on TBS saved by the bell comes on like who gives a fuck man
that was peak though not for a guy like me I think let me see I think I want to
I want to, I want to wisp, Barry goes kind of crazy, even though I don't have HBO, and
then probably you just go straight into a delay.
This is retained anyway.
It would have been nice to have some lethality too.
We can do, we don't have lethality, so you can do this.
And then we have six energy, which is a lot I've noticed.
I don't know why we have six energy, but that's okay.
Ever start streamed by eating a piece of fruit?
Librarian?
I don't know, but honestly, I'm pretty pro consuming fruits and vegetables anyway.
For the most part, if I've got good fruits in the house.
Has anyone ever thought of this before? Insofar as?
Well, your ass is grass, man. Stone fruit or berries?
Berries for my kids, stone fruits for me.
and whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.
That's getting too fat, bro.
Oh, my lobster's too buttery.
Fuck you, man.
Okay, this is literally the craziest run of all time.
Are we will, no, don't risk it.
Extra game 2 energy.
You say that every time?
Yeah, but this one started like out of control.
This one started crazy.
Give me a friendship.
Friendship is more important.
Overall, we would love to have more energy, but friendship is the most important thing
in this bitchable world literally I'm just not gonna take damage I don't even know
if I should play any attacks against you I think I should try to draw to my good
attacks as fast as possible like hold this hopefully play a lethality soon
Applejack is my favorite pony.
I don't know about that, if I'm being honest with you, I'm not 100% sure about that.
I only know, I know Rainbow Dash is along with the Rainbow Tail.
Lethality's ethereal.
Oh, so in that case we won't sweat it too much.
That's still a big one.
Fluttershy, I feel like Fluttershy might be orange.
Can I get a confirmation on that one way or the other?
Yellow, is there an orange one?
Does anypony know what I'm talking about when I say this?
That's Applejack, okay.
Applejack is orange.
Unsettling lamp!
I don't think we need undeath, man.
We definitely want to come here. Why do so many chatters know this?
I mean, I'm don't make me back them up here because they were giving me hella grief on Twitter in like
2013 for saying I think this brony thing is a fad.
It's because they were 14 in like 2012 or maybe they were 12 in 2012. Like that's why they know
You guys, I know this is a recurring bit, but you guys were all my fucking ass for saying that shit.
You were telling me, you were saying it's not a phase mom, and I was like, this just seems,
know this respect because maybe you're right and I want to believe you.
But I would be stunned if for most of you this wasn't a phase.
It would be very surprising to me.
Okay, ruin your life, gain some energy, draw some cards, take some block, weaken you, set
us up.
You telling me bronies are still a thing?
Well, without ruining anybody's life, not only is it still kind of a thing, kind of
a thing.
But the ones who are still doing it, I respect them more because they were obviously in it
for the right reasons.
They weren't just in it because it was hip in the moment.
They were in it because of the central tennis or whatever.
So those are the, as far as I'm concerned, those are the true believers.
Now, debilitate could be kind of crazy, but I'm a big believer that in say this
fire, once you hit oil, you stop drilling.
That's what the difference between me and Daniel Plainview, man.
Shout out, John David Washington.
Okay, for what?
For what?
Have you seen the creator?
No, man.
I'm not...
I'll give him a little tip of the hat for Tenet, which I think I like more than the
average person.
But for what, man?
For what?
Oh, because you said Tenets.
Okay, fair enough.
out of John David Washington. That's real. That's real. Give me some of this. Give me
some of that. 24 damage. Give me a power. Kind of sucks ass, man, but I do think we have
some ethereal cards we have played lethality holy shit we're gonna ruin
somebody's life dude let's ruin this motherfucker's life
59 damage right out of the gate straight out the motherfucking dungeons of
You know what I'm talking about?
Horrible turn.
Holy cow.
Free block.
Don't lose the run.
This retains anyway.
This is huge.
Ruin your life.
Also weaken you.
Also play this to make, oh my god, could you have hit anything fucking worse than
that?
role. I'm not fucking dead. First of all, I know I'm not fucking dead because this guy's
fucking dead. I obviously is tempting to fucking kill you. There's got to be a better way
to play this turn than playing this and getting fucking killed, man.
I'm pissed off.
I do think it's, I think it's delay-delay.
But not playing a single attack is kind of crazy.
Maybe it's not delayed delay, no I think it's delayed delay, bro.
And then at least I can take advantage of having done some damage.
And then this turn, wait this has literally saved my life.
There's nothing to upgrade back there, motherfucker, man.
You this guy doesn't do any damage though, so we have nothing to worry about
Keep the change
Shit
Okay, but there's nothing really nothing to turn off so true
Visions that you think I don't know visions of Joanna when I see it
Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're trying to be so motherfucking quiet
I'll take any card that transforms something into a card that exhausts man
Enchant all card rewards with glam max HP by 31 all potions slots with empty potions. I'm taking the pussy way out
And then
No, you're right, no, and then you're right on that one.
When you're right, you're right, man.
No, and then it's a more fucking energy, dude.
Should have played right hand first.
Should have done a lot of things.
Give me a séance, then.
smooth brain to my if Black Diamond Bay is my favorite Bob Dylan song I think
there's multiple different ways to play this one is well I'd say for certain
you're either an absolute moron or alternatively you're the smartest Bob
Dylan fan of all time it depends on did you arrive on that after listening to
thousands and thousands of hours of Bob Dylan if so I think you're the
smartest Bob Dylan fan that's ever existed. If you heard five songs and that's just the
one that you went, oh this one's, this is the cutest one, then I think that you've got
some work to do. But the bar isn't high. The bar is never higher. He's the greatest
songwriter in the United States of America. Now in Japan, I don't know because I don't
speak Japanese, but they're probably doing some good stuff over there too if I had
guess. Not a great singer though. Yeah, but who cares? This ain't American Idol, bro. He's
making art. Grave Warden could still hit. We do need something that blocks. Hell yeah,
slept in and saved my watch streak. W. Chibley. Can I get W. Chibley in chat, everybody? Chibley,
The streets wanna know when are you gonna sacrifice a thousand viewers and go live playing Slade
Aspire again instead of Tomodachi Life?
Also, cheerfully, I'm mad at you.
Why are your Islanders fighting and my Islanders don't fight?
My Islanders all get along.
Pissing me off.
Pissing me way the fuck off.
I mean it does 6-7 damage, man.
How could you not play a card that has 6-7 right there?
I'm not playing a defense, but you were the one of those.
I do like that you have an island that's just sequestered on an island.
Also it turns out that this has made him very unhappy, which seems to make a lot of sense
to be honest.
Because he's in like a game, he's in a dollhouse, but he's kind of like sequestered.
He's in Ponderosa, like Mike White.
You know what I'm talking about VIP Daniel?
I'll post in the chat.
Sick of him.
He does eight damage.
Whenever he hits an enemy, this turns summon two.
I mean summoning two is like irrelevant, bro.
Mike White didn't go to Ponderosa.
He got his own private area to write White Lotus Season 4.
You must think it's my first day on the internet, if you think I'm gonna get rage baited by
something like that.
There's no shot bro, didn't go to Ponderosa, he's playing for the love of the game at this
point.
Ponderosa's part of that.
Honestly find it embarrassing that you thought I would be the type of fella that would
fall for that.
Now that's true he went home early, that's fucked up.
stream the detrain on Netflix. It's a hell of a Mike White movie. 33 damage, huh? 33
damage kind of a lot. 33 damage kind of nothing. Detrain's an insane movie but I kind of like
You should kind of like it because it's actually good
This this
Three energy remains
It also is one of the reasons one of the many movies
That solidifies
Why I will never sell my my jack black
stock
He has that dog in it, man
You just, we got to get him off the fucking Minecraft team.
Shit.
I mean, I'm not paying 53 to heal for 7.
That's crazy.
Every 5 turns gains some energy.
I can live with that.
Clearly, you didn't watch Anaconda.
That's literally like a self-own to waste your time or money watching Anaconda.
I'm not going to take any responsibility for bad like obviously does he does he do some movies for the money?
Yeah, bro
Obviously does some movies for the money
Replay I mean
Adding a replay could go kind of insane
That's some extra energy. Yeah, but it's gonna do so much extra damage, man.
Like, play a lethality, play Transfigure on Reap, and then give yourself a fuckload of energy next turn, and this guy's toast, man.
He's not toast, but he's fucking, he's taking some damage.
Don't think anybody would deny that he took a lot of damage there.
Didn't put a Volem on?
Yeah, Broca's Volem would have ruined my fucking lethality trigger.
Routine.
I don't know if we're going to be able to play it, but retain it either way.
Still more damage in the end?
Yeah, I mean, I definitely don't think that that's fucking true.
I definitely think that's false.
How about you give me a big block?
nine-way one two three four five... seven... eight. Say that again. One two three. One two
two three four five six seven eight
oh
I didn't even have to shoot in my draw pile man
Oh, wait, you're dead anyway.
That wasn't even bad.
Interesting. I think this being innate could be huge for us.
I didn't even read it. I literally just clicked it.
I meant to read it, but I sent a mess. This is why I don't stream after two man
But I rather have two potions or an upgraded card. I'd rather have two potions. Holy fuck. Yeah, I would
That's way better
It's been one minute you ever see Cinderella young pup
ain't no
like a gradual change from the carriage into the pumpkin that bitch becomes a
tumble right at the stroke of midnight
we definitely want friendship we definitely want mad science 97 damage
right to the bottom you can only play one of the first three cards I really
literally don't give a fuck add replay to friendship all have zero strength
Do I look like the kind of guy who gives a damn?
Six energy.
We need to play Defi.
We're not playing a buffer on that.
Give me my cards that do damage, please.
We have one of my cards that does damage.
No, man, I might eat dirt on this one.
Nice order.
I have lethality, I have to, I know you're saying play the zero cost, oh sneak card because
then it cycles back into your hand.
I would rather do 75% more damage on my card that does 60 damage, but maybe I'm a
different kind of beast.
You're trolling me with this bullshit.
Fuck it bro, exhaust two strikes, see if I give a fuck.
Defy? No defy.
You save the intangible for lethal.
Or until a nasty turn.
Bumps me off the track.
Definitely want that.
We'd rather have eight block or four block in a week.
We'd rather have four block in a week.
I think it's gonna remain bound, but it doesn't!
Okay, these are big plays.
This is what you need.
It'd be nice to not be weakened for like 94 turns, but maybe we just outlast it.
Start of your turn, applied boon.
It's something.
retain anyway so I'll hold you. 50 damage. 50 damage not exactly ideal. Reap only
doing 36 damage is so depressing man. Fear only applies vulnerable for one
It also does two damage probably rather have that
You would rather play that regardless seems like a pretty good turn for this and then honestly hold a fear
Yeah, one one buffer doesn't do what I thought it did there for some reason
I thought it would be like you're intangible for one turn. That's not what it was. Not
what it was at all. Okay, this would be a great turn to do a lot of damage. We've drawn
nothing of weight okay we've drawn nothing of value officially now we're
definitely going to die 65 damage
Imagine, though?
All I need to do is draw five cards and then play Ida Loth.
Transfigure on Barry would have gone crazy. Yeah, what did I what happened to Transfigure, man?
Is there I should be able to click on it and see where I fucked up.
I put it on friendship like a fucking idiot man what was I thinking I don't
need any energy tell me why someone of my friends was named Choo Choo just went
live playing deadlock in their avatars the NLSS splash screen man what the
fuck are we doing here who are you man I don't know you
Hell of a shot.
That's bear. Okay, never mind. Never mind. I do know him. I do know him.
W queen, you got me.
Anyway, um, but it was still a good run regardless.
I should have played transfigure properly.
For now though, Slashmarkerslay the Spire.
I'm gonna send you over to my wife's stream. I hope you've enjoyed yourself.
yourself if you click the like button is what I would say if this is a YouTube video otherwise I
will see you tomorrow tomorrow's Wednesday. What are we gonna do on Wednesday? We have to go back
to Tomodachi Life now that I added fuck-ass 83-year-old Brian Wilson to the island.
And Niles Crane. And can I just say you're not ready for Brian Wilson's voice?
Because in the same way that Bob Dylan has a certain cadence in Tomodachi life, I managed
to get the vocoder to give kind of like a little bit of that classic Brian Williams harmony.
You know when he goes like, there are words we both should say easy, i.e. it's a note
I can't hit, don't talk, what's your, not Brian Williams my bad, that's the dude from
the dude from NBC, right? Anyway, bye!