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I'll be dead ass with you bro"}, {"start": 140.88, "end": 150.0, "text": " I'm pretty sure that I have dungeons and degenerate gamblers because I got a steam code from the fucking developer"}, {"start": 150.96, "end": 154.34, "text": " When the game came out so guess what motherfucker?"}, {"start": 154.34, "end": 161.16, "text": " I'm not taking two dollars and eight cents off of Okan Tower because I got a free code for the other game"}, {"start": 161.16, "end": 165.06, "text": " I'm buying the fucking $10.39 version"}, {"start": 166.4, "end": 168.4, "text": " Continue to payment bro"}, {"start": 170.88, "end": 185.64, "text": " I can't tell why you're mad, because it reminds me of a friend of mine, and he's right."}, {"start": 185.64, "end": 190.12, "text": " But like when we go get a coffee, he doesn't order the coffee off the menu."}, {"start": 190.12, "end": 196.51999999999998, "text": " He builds the coffee in the app and then shows it to the barista, because he gets the same"}, {"start": 196.52, "end": 203.62, "text": " drink for a cheaper price by building it from its base elements in the app than actually"}, {"start": 203.62, "end": 206.54000000000002, "text": " ordering it off the menu."}, {"start": 206.54000000000002, "end": 213.14000000000001, "text": " So I'm not mad at him, I'm mad at the system for not just offering it at the lowest price"}, {"start": 213.14000000000001, "end": 217.02, "text": " when you take it off the menu."}, {"start": 217.02, "end": 220.32000000000002, "text": " My friend gave Le Bonheur 3 out of 5, so why are you lying?"}, {"start": 220.32000000000002, "end": 221.32000000000002, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 221.32, "end": 227.35999999999999, "text": " Honestly, I was crashing out, A, because Le Bonheur is an incredible film, I think it's"}, {"start": 227.35999999999999, "end": 236.2, "text": " a very affecting piece of media, but then also reading all the comments on Reddit and on Letterbox"}, {"start": 236.2, "end": 239.32, "text": " that are like, what an ambiguous film, I don't know what to think about it."}, {"start": 239.32, "end": 240.56, "text": " Did she or didn't she?"}, {"start": 240.56, "end": 246.04, "text": " I don't know, and what does it say that maybe their life just had too much beauty?"}, {"start": 246.04, "end": 249.88, "text": " Maybe their life, maybe they were suffering from too much of a good thing, and I'm"}, {"start": 249.88, "end": 256.21999999999997, "text": " like were we watching the same fucking movie? She was married to the fucking"}, {"start": 256.21999999999997, "end": 265.15999999999997, "text": " Antichrist bro and society did not give a fuck. Society did not care. That's what"}, {"start": 265.15999999999997, "end": 272.68, "text": " the was he hot? Yes. Yes he was hot. And there's two two takeaways from Agnes"}, {"start": 272.68, "end": 278.28, "text": " Vardis 1965 film Le Bonheur. Okay the first takeaway is we need to stop"}, {"start": 278.28000000000003, "end": 284.64000000000004, "text": " giving the French two-hour lunch breaks until we can figure out what the fuck is going on because if this dude had"}, {"start": 285.04, "end": 291.08000000000004, "text": " Two 15-minute piss breaks and 30 minutes to eat a sandwich none of this shit would have happened and the second one is ladies"}, {"start": 291.32000000000005, "end": 298.40000000000003, "text": " This is what happens when you marry a guy this handsome. You should be marrying slightly uglier guys"}, {"start": 298.84000000000003, "end": 305.08000000000004, "text": " Okay, this guy is too handsome. Are you naive you should have known something was gonna go down"}, {"start": 305.08, "end": 310.47999999999996, "text": " Should have married a guy that's a little bit uglier"}, {"start": 317.71999999999997, "end": 323.12, "text": " Letterbox users too uptight to make the obvious joke. No, bro. Look at my fucking comments. They all say"}, {"start": 323.96, "end": 329.28, "text": " layboner, which is funny and it's kind of like what the movies about anyway, but"}, {"start": 329.28000000000003, "end": 335.12, "text": " Another misogyny supercut incoming bro, what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 335.12, "end": 337.44000000000005, "text": " I gave lay boner 5 out of 5."}, {"start": 337.44000000000005, "end": 341.48, "text": " It's going to be the first movie I put in my top 4 on Letterbox."}, {"start": 341.48, "end": 348.6, "text": " In spite of myself, I'm literally the number one ally that women have."}, {"start": 348.6, "end": 351.96000000000004, "text": " The only people who think I'm a misogyny are men."}, {"start": 351.96000000000004, "end": 354.0, "text": " Women love me, man."}, {"start": 354.0, "end": 355.0, "text": " They love me."}, {"start": 355.0, "end": 357.0, "text": " And now we love you."}, {"start": 357.0, "end": 358.84000000000003, "text": " We love your film ticks."}, {"start": 358.84000000000003, "end": 363.52000000000004, "text": " We love your nuance takes on Agnes Vardis feminists take on the French new wave."}, {"start": 364.64000000000004, "end": 365.72, "text": " They love me."}, {"start": 367.56000000000006, "end": 368.44000000000005, "text": " Hold on buddy."}, {"start": 368.8, "end": 370.00000000000006, "text": " Who's who's your ally?"}, {"start": 370.00000000000006, "end": 375.92, "text": " Chiblee, because he reads Murakami and gave, uh, he got cyber bullied into deleting"}, {"start": 375.92, "end": 379.36, "text": " his review of I saw the TV glow, cause he got drunk on an airplane watching it"}, {"start": 379.36, "end": 381.20000000000005, "text": " and gave it like two and a half stars or whatever."}, {"start": 381.28000000000003, "end": 383.04, "text": " Chiblee, that's your, that's your ally."}, {"start": 383.24, "end": 384.16, "text": " That's your ally."}, {"start": 388.84000000000003, "end": 393.00000000000006, "text": " Murakami does not help your case."}, {"start": 393.00000000000006, "end": 394.6, "text": " I know that's why I brought it up."}, {"start": 394.6, "end": 406.32000000000005, "text": " It's his case."}, {"start": 406.32000000000005, "end": 407.96000000000004, "text": " Devil Wears Product 2 this Friday."}, {"start": 407.96000000000004, "end": 408.96000000000004, "text": " You must consume."}, {"start": 408.96000000000004, "end": 409.96000000000004, "text": " Happy Narwhal."}, {"start": 409.96000000000004, "end": 410.96000000000004, "text": " Don't take offense to this."}, {"start": 410.96000000000004, "end": 412.96000000000004, "text": " You must consume."}, {"start": 412.96000000000004, "end": 414.36, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 414.36, "end": 416.44000000000005, "text": " Get the girls together!"}, {"start": 416.44, "end": 422.44, "text": " the devil wears Prada too pre-order the Blu-ray it's cheaper to pre-order the"}, {"start": 422.44, "end": 427.24, "text": " Blu-ray when you get your movie ticket if you want to buy the Blu-ray later it'll"}, {"start": 427.24, "end": 432.2, "text": " be $40 if you buy it in a bundle with the movie ticket it'll only be $32 you'd"}, {"start": 432.2, "end": 438.12, "text": " be stupid not to pre-order the Blu-ray get the popcorn bucket yes"}, {"start": 438.12, "end": 440.12, "text": " Meryl's back, Queen Meryl!"}, {"start": 443.12, "end": 445.12, "text": " Before I do this, let me check the Rotten Tomatoes score."}, {"start": 453.12, "end": 458.12, "text": " No reviews yet, and it comes out in two days. That's a horrible sign, man."}, {"start": 459.12, "end": 462.12, "text": " No, never mind. Let's see what the enthusiast press says about this."}, {"start": 463.12, "end": 465.12, "text": " Read all our reviews."}, {"start": 465.92, "end": 470.18, "text": " There's there's one review. No, there's more than one review"}, {"start": 475.88, "end": 482.42, "text": " See plus from Indie wire, that's pretty good 2.5 out of 4 from slant magazine"}, {"start": 482.42, "end": 501.62, "text": " See, you get degrees. That's true. Your last 10 reviews have an average of 4.9 in a heart."}, {"start": 501.62, "end": 508.38, "text": " Okay, so let's take a look at these movies and let's see which one has to be sacrificed."}, {"start": 508.38, "end": 513.38, "text": " So let me, I'm going to sort by when rated, newest first."}, {"start": 514.12, "end": 516.02, "text": " All right, so there's Le Bonheur,"}, {"start": 516.02, "end": 519.22, "text": " Cleo from Five to Seven, David Lean's brief encounter,"}, {"start": 519.22, "end": 521.18, "text": " Lingua Franca, The Day Trippers,"}, {"start": 521.18, "end": 523.22, "text": " Festin, An Autumn's Tale,"}, {"start": 523.22, "end": 525.5, "text": " Kurosawa's Throne of Blood, RoboCop,"}, {"start": 525.5, "end": 529.3, "text": " Yojimbo, Rashomon, and Nirvana the Band, the show."}, {"start": 529.3, "end": 532.3, "text": " So which one are we putting at a 2.5"}, {"start": 532.3, "end": 534.5, "text": " so that people don't think our letterbox is performative,"}, {"start": 534.5, "end": 535.34, "text": " bro?"}, {"start": 538.38, "end": 546.06, "text": " You don't want to say it, but it's an autumn tale low key. I could move thrown of blood"}, {"start": 546.06, "end": 550.74, "text": " down half a star. If you put a gun in my head and said you got to change one of these, I"}, {"start": 550.74, "end": 565.18, "text": " moved thrown of blood down half a star. I take it down from a four and a half to a four."}, {"start": 565.1800000000001, "end": 577.1400000000001, "text": " Did you know that Kevin Hart has a movie called Die Heart where he plays Kevin Hart?"}, {"start": 577.1400000000001, "end": 578.82, "text": " Can I fucking blow your mind?"}, {"start": 578.82, "end": 580.3800000000001, "text": " Did you know they made a second one?"}, {"start": 580.3800000000001, "end": 585.5000000000001, "text": " Did you know he's in another movie called Die Heart 2?"}, {"start": 585.5000000000001, "end": 593.7800000000001, "text": " That literally came out a year after Die Heart?"}, {"start": 593.78, "end": 595.22, "text": " That's crazy man."}, {"start": 595.22, "end": 597.3399999999999, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 597.3399999999999, "end": 602.02, "text": " You do, I will admit you have to go back 11 movies to find a movie that I did not give"}, {"start": 602.02, "end": 606.9, "text": " like four and a half or higher and that's tiny furniture bro."}, {"start": 606.9, "end": 612.62, "text": " I mean I've been watching some peak shit."}, {"start": 612.62, "end": 616.42, "text": " Keep in mind, listen, I'm literally chatting as a monolith to me."}, {"start": 616.42, "end": 619.66, "text": " The same people who are mad that I've been watching too much Kino Cinema were also"}, {"start": 619.66, "end": 622.86, "text": " mad that I gave F1 two and a half."}, {"start": 622.86, "end": 625.74, "text": " And honestly, it deserves a two."}, {"start": 625.74, "end": 627.3000000000001, "text": " The more I think about that movie,"}, {"start": 627.3000000000001, "end": 628.62, "text": " and I know it's one of those movies,"}, {"start": 628.62, "end": 629.78, "text": " it's not art, it's product,"}, {"start": 629.78, "end": 631.14, "text": " you're not meant to think about it,"}, {"start": 631.14, "end": 632.78, "text": " but it does not deserve a two and a half."}, {"start": 632.78, "end": 634.1, "text": " A two and a half was like,"}, {"start": 634.1, "end": 635.9, "text": " I don't know what I was thinking."}, {"start": 648.4200000000001, "end": 650.22, "text": " I was thinking, I wonder if I had,"}, {"start": 650.22, "end": 652.38, "text": " I think what I'm gonna do is on stream,"}, {"start": 652.38, "end": 658.74, "text": " When I get to a hundred movies, I'm going to do a letterbox list on stream, ranking the"}, {"start": 658.74, "end": 663.3, "text": " 100 movies that I've seen so far in 2026."}, {"start": 663.3, "end": 673.14, "text": " But the real sacred cow for me is figuring out which of the five stars is the worst."}, {"start": 673.14, "end": 677.02, "text": " What's the worst five star that I've seen in 2026, man?"}, {"start": 677.02, "end": 678.02, "text": " I'd have to."}, {"start": 678.02, "end": 680.02, "text": " Something's got to be the worst."}, {"start": 683.02, "end": 685.02, "text": " I don't know what it is."}, {"start": 687.02, "end": 692.02, "text": " Too difficult? Well, we do. We like to do difficult things. That's why I chose this job."}, {"start": 692.02, "end": 707.1, "text": " I will also, I think I might even have some four and a halfs that I could elevate over"}, {"start": 707.1, "end": 710.54, "text": " a five, but I'd have to think about it."}, {"start": 710.54, "end": 715.5799999999999, "text": " Some movies that have grown in the rear view as opposed to when I watched them."}, {"start": 715.58, "end": 729.6600000000001, "text": " And some movies that perhaps have diminished with the benefit of hindsight."}, {"start": 729.6600000000001, "end": 731.82, "text": " Sort by watch date."}, {"start": 731.82, "end": 742.86, "text": " Sort by highest rated."}, {"start": 742.86, "end": 743.86, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 743.86, "end": 744.86, "text": " I mean I'll tell you one thing."}, {"start": 744.86, "end": 747.98, "text": " It ain't gonna be it ain't gonna be boogie nights"}, {"start": 749.3000000000001, "end": 754.58, "text": " Boogie nights is not that's not gonna end up on the bottom. That's for sure"}, {"start": 757.42, "end": 761.22, "text": " Have to think about I don't know man, that's fucking hard"}, {"start": 761.9, "end": 767.46, "text": " Haters will tell you dead ringer should have been a four and a half. No man dead ringer should have been a fucking six"}, {"start": 767.46, "end": 775.46, "text": " You know what? I'll say it. I'll say it dead ass."}, {"start": 775.46, "end": 782.46, "text": " All of the five stars that I've, here's the five stars that I've reviewed, or the movies that I've given five stars from 2026, okay?"}, {"start": 782.46, "end": 790.46, "text": " Blue Velvet, There Will Be Blood, Marty Supreme, Barton Fink, Hard Boiled, Dead Ringers, Agira the Wrath of God, The Umbrellas of Sherbourg,"}, {"start": 790.46, "end": 795.34, "text": " Boogie Nights. I saw the TV glow when Harry Met Sally the celebration brief"}, {"start": 795.34, "end": 799.58, "text": " encounter. Clale from 5 to 7 and Leibhann or the worst of all them is"}, {"start": 799.58, "end": 803.46, "text": " Marty Supreme. I'm sorry to say it. I still think it's a five star. Marty"}, {"start": 803.46, "end": 806.98, "text": " Supreme is on the bottom of the list not just because it's the newest not just"}, {"start": 806.98, "end": 812.1, "text": " because of you know anti-recentive bias it's the worst of the five stars"}, {"start": 812.1, "end": 816.14, "text": " that I've seen this year. Now the real question are there any four and a"}, {"start": 816.14, "end": 826.5, "text": " have to clear it. Oh, I'd have to, I'd have to figure out how to change the filter to show"}, {"start": 826.5, "end": 833.9, "text": " that. Well, let's see, what are the four and a half string this year?"}, {"start": 833.9, "end": 838.78, "text": " Obtravino likes it. Sentimental value splits view. No other choice. Sorry, baby. The green"}, {"start": 838.78, "end": 844.46, "text": " night police story, scanners, ghost dog, Tokyo Godfathers, love in the afternoon and"}, {"start": 844.46, "end": 850.0600000000001, "text": " the mood for love. Silence chat silence. Francis Han, Nirvana the band, the show, the movie"}, {"start": 850.0600000000001, "end": 859.62, "text": " Robocop, Throne of Blood and Autumn's Tale. Damn, there's some fucking heat in here, man."}, {"start": 859.62, "end": 863.1600000000001, "text": " Realist shit I ever said in Chibley's stream, and I knew it was real because you couldn't"}, {"start": 863.1600000000001, "end": 866.64, "text": " reply. And it's your fault chat, by the way, just so you know, this is literally"}, {"start": 866.64, "end": 873.14, "text": " your fault. Chibley watching Nirvana the band, the show, the movie, and only giving"}, {"start": 873.14, "end": 877.58, "text": " it a heart is your fault. Because what that means to me, sometimes you say it best when"}, {"start": 877.58, "end": 882.46, "text": " you say nothing at all. He wanted to give it a four, but he didn't want to deal with"}, {"start": 882.46, "end": 887.36, "text": " all the comments that were like, why did you hate this movie so much? I know because I gave"}, {"start": 887.36, "end": 891.9399999999999, "text": " sinners a four and I'm still dealing with people calling me racist in the reviews."}, {"start": 891.9399999999999, "end": 896.42, "text": " He didn't want to deal with the backlash from giving a sacred cow a four instead of"}, {"start": 896.42, "end": 900.5, "text": " a four and a half or a five. So he said, you know what, fuck it, just give it"}, {"start": 900.5, "end": 918.26, "text": " a heart so I can signal that I've seen it and move on."}, {"start": 918.26, "end": 930.02, "text": " Feel the same way about speed racer? I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen it yet."}, {"start": 930.02, "end": 934.52, "text": " But the world was a different place when it came out, to be honest, because when it came"}, {"start": 934.52, "end": 937.78, "text": " out we didn't know it was good."}, {"start": 937.78, "end": 941.66, "text": " We only figured out it was good like, I don't know, like six years after it came out or"}, {"start": 941.66, "end": 943.86, "text": " something like that."}, {"start": 943.86, "end": 945.86, "text": " Speed racer in the theater changed my life."}, {"start": 945.86, "end": 949.18, "text": " Yeah, but did you see it in the theater in 2008 or did you see it in the theater"}, {"start": 949.18, "end": 951.18, "text": " in like 2024?"}, {"start": 951.18, "end": 955.98, "text": " Like Ben, be so fucking for real with me right now."}, {"start": 955.98, "end": 956.98, "text": " 2008?"}, {"start": 956.98, "end": 958.98, "text": " All right, well fair enough"}, {"start": 959.82, "end": 965.1800000000001, "text": " So you go okay listen I'll look up the fucking box office for speed racer box office mojo"}, {"start": 965.62, "end": 970.02, "text": " Speed racer because I don't think all y'all saw speed racer in 2008"}, {"start": 972.34, "end": 974.34, "text": " 120 million dollar budget"}, {"start": 974.58, "end": 977.86, "text": " $43 million domestic gross some of you are fucking lying"}, {"start": 979.7, "end": 981.7, "text": " Some of you are lying"}, {"start": 981.7, "end": 987.1800000000001, "text": " movie tickets are a million dollars each and 50 of you said you saw it okay"}, {"start": 987.1800000000001, "end": 994.1800000000001, "text": " whatever you say bro"}, {"start": 996.1400000000001, "end": 998.0600000000001, "text": " they're showing it at the park theater next month"}, {"start": 998.0600000000001, "end": 1001.38, "text": " I probably can't go but it'd be nice to"}, {"start": 1001.38, "end": 1008.38, "text": " virtue signal and say I'm gonna pull up"}, {"start": 1008.38, "end": 1016.38, "text": " So I'm seeing how it did. What was this? 67% drop week one to week two. What were they"}, {"start": 1016.38, "end": 1027.82, "text": " smoking back then, man? 67. Yes, man. You should go. Yeah. Okay. Maybe you think I'm Francois"}, {"start": 1027.82, "end": 1032.54, "text": " from Le Bonheur. Maybe I'll just drop my kid off with some random old lady next to"}, {"start": 1032.54, "end": 1036.04, "text": " to a pawn so I can handle some important business."}, {"start": 1036.04, "end": 1038.1399999999999, "text": " It ain't 1965 in Vincenzo."}, {"start": 1046.3, "end": 1047.1399999999999, "text": " Actually, that's a good point."}, {"start": 1047.1399999999999, "end": 1048.62, "text": " I could see, well, I could probably"}, {"start": 1048.62, "end": 1049.78, "text": " see Speed Racer with my kid."}, {"start": 1049.78, "end": 1052.3799999999999, "text": " She might fuck it up for all of you in the audience,"}, {"start": 1052.3799999999999, "end": 1054.82, "text": " though, because she might be making a bunch of noise."}, {"start": 1054.82, "end": 1066.12, "text": " You're saying take your kid, but then like in 11 days when you see me at the park theater"}, {"start": 1066.12, "end": 1069.56, "text": " and some kids in the audience crashing the fuck out, you're going to be like, why did"}, {"start": 1069.56, "end": 1077.1599999999999, "text": " I say that shit?"}, {"start": 1077.16, "end": 1085.28, "text": " Is ADHD the movie, she'll enjoy it?"}, {"start": 1085.28, "end": 1095.88, "text": " What are you trying to say?"}, {"start": 1095.88, "end": 1097.88, "text": " Can you hear that?"}, {"start": 1097.88, "end": 1104.76, "text": " Is this the first game in history that's ever opened at like 30% volume instead of"}, {"start": 1104.76, "end": 1106.8400000000001, "text": " 1,000% volume?"}, {"start": 1106.84, "end": 1112.12, "text": " This is awesome."}, {"start": 1112.12, "end": 1113.6, "text": " What do you give Firewalk with me?"}, {"start": 1113.6, "end": 1118.04, "text": " Can I say something to farm minus twos, but over time this take is going to age well."}, {"start": 1118.04, "end": 1123.36, "text": " David Lynch fans need to just chill just for like six months."}, {"start": 1123.36, "end": 1125.28, "text": " I like David Lynch."}, {"start": 1125.28, "end": 1126.28, "text": " I watched Blue Velvet."}, {"start": 1126.28, "end": 1127.78, "text": " I gave it a five."}, {"start": 1127.78, "end": 1129.6399999999999, "text": " I thought it was a seminal film."}, {"start": 1129.6399999999999, "end": 1133.9199999999998, "text": " But every time you talk about any movie, it being looped back into David Lynch"}, {"start": 1133.92, "end": 1138.96, "text": " or like hey this has the guy from Twin Peaks in it. Oh I remember I saw this guy whoa isn't"}, {"start": 1138.96, "end": 1143.4, "text": " that this guy from Fire Walk with me isn't this isn't this one of the actors that was"}, {"start": 1143.4, "end": 1152.3200000000002, "text": " in Twin Peaks you just got to chill a little bit because you're over exposing him man."}, {"start": 1152.3200000000002, "end": 1156.24, "text": " You got to you got to just simmer on it just a little bit. Streams off to a horrible"}, {"start": 1156.24, "end": 1159.68, "text": " start I like I like to tank the vibes and bring it back later like yesterday when"}, {"start": 1159.68, "end": 1164.2, "text": " I said that I thought that the Karen haircut actually looks kind of good except I believe it I"}, {"start": 1172.5600000000002, "end": 1179.0800000000002, "text": " Don't know what you want me to say sometimes you see a middle-aged lady rockin the Karen haircut and it kind of it kind of hits man"}, {"start": 1179.08, "end": 1188.36, "text": " It kinda hits."}, {"start": 1188.36, "end": 1191.1599999999999, "text": " That's crazy and I like short hair on women."}, {"start": 1191.1599999999999, "end": 1193.52, "text": " What is this fucking Arkansas wokeness bro?"}, {"start": 1193.52, "end": 1194.9199999999998, "text": " It's 2026."}, {"start": 1194.9199999999998, "end": 1196.32, "text": " Everyone likes short hair on women bro."}, {"start": 1196.32, "end": 1199.1599999999999, "text": " You ain't special."}, {"start": 1199.1599999999999, "end": 1201.96, "text": " You out here on the playground saying some shit like, I don't think there are such"}, {"start": 1201.96, "end": 1203.9199999999998, "text": " things as girl colors and boy colors."}, {"start": 1203.9199999999998, "end": 1206.72, "text": " Yeah bro, we know."}, {"start": 1206.72, "end": 1208.32, "text": " This is a new millennium."}, {"start": 1208.32, "end": 1209.32, "text": " How do you keep sniping me?"}, {"start": 1209.32, "end": 1213.26, "text": " Well, you keep typing the real thoughts that are in your head."}, {"start": 1213.26, "end": 1214.26, "text": " What do you mean?"}, {"start": 1214.26, "end": 1217.98, "text": " How do I keep sniping you?"}, {"start": 1217.98, "end": 1221.98, "text": " Some fucking funny comment in 2026 to say, I'm not like other guys."}, {"start": 1221.98, "end": 1223.3799999999999, "text": " I like women with short hair."}, {"start": 1223.3799999999999, "end": 1228.02, "text": " Bro, everyone likes women with short hair."}, {"start": 1228.02, "end": 1229.02, "text": " You ain't special."}, {"start": 1229.02, "end": 1239.54, "text": " Leave us alone."}, {"start": 1239.54, "end": 1241.18, "text": " You're the ones typing, okay?"}, {"start": 1241.18, "end": 1251.52, "text": " That's all I'm saying."}, {"start": 1251.52, "end": 1254.52, "text": " Are you hearing this?"}, {"start": 1254.52, "end": 1256.52, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 1256.52, "end": 1260.36, "text": " Flash marker, Okin Tower."}, {"start": 1260.36, "end": 1262.96, "text": " Y'all we're back, we're playing video games."}, {"start": 1262.96, "end": 1268.36, "text": " This is a solo dev developed auto battler that comes highly recommended from one mouth."}, {"start": 1268.36, "end": 1272.84, "text": " I saw a mouth playing this and I said wait this might have the sauce."}, {"start": 1272.84, "end": 1277.2, "text": " He said it was inspired by backpack battles and super auto pets, but you know what I"}, {"start": 1277.2, "end": 1281.16, "text": " like about it and this is no disrespect intended to backpack battles."}, {"start": 1281.16, "end": 1284.44, "text": " I was in when I found out that it only had"}, {"start": 1284.44, "end": 1287.8200000000002, "text": " six inventory slots instead of thirty thousand."}, {"start": 1287.8200000000002, "end": 1292.8000000000002, "text": " The fact that your inventory doesn't grow into like a path of exile skill tree but instead"}, {"start": 1292.8000000000002, "end": 1294.8600000000001, "text": " you have a backpack with six"}, {"start": 1294.8600000000001, "end": 1296.0800000000002, "text": " slots in it"}, {"start": 1296.0800000000002, "end": 1300.1000000000001, "text": " that was that felt incredible to me. Let's immediately jump into ranked. By the way do"}, {"start": 1300.1000000000001, "end": 1303.0, "text": " I know what I'm doing? No man I have absolutely"}, {"start": 1303.0, "end": 1305.5600000000002, "text": " no idea whatsoever."}, {"start": 1305.5600000000002, "end": 1308.72, "text": " Um"}, {"start": 1308.72, "end": 1317.72, "text": " Yeah man, I guess I'll start with the four perks that I have unlocked."}, {"start": 1317.72, "end": 1322.96, "text": " Welcome to Oaken Tower, enter the shop."}, {"start": 1322.96, "end": 1325.78, "text": " These are the items you can buy and put in your tower."}, {"start": 1325.78, "end": 1329.46, "text": " You can reroll items or freeze them for the next round."}, {"start": 1329.46, "end": 1330.92, "text": " Training gives you XP to level up."}, {"start": 1330.92, "end": 1336.2, "text": " You can right click to buy a full level."}, {"start": 1336.2, "end": 1342.1200000000001, "text": " provide rarer items in the shop. Hover here to see the rarities. Okay, here's the thing."}, {"start": 1342.1200000000001, "end": 1348.04, "text": " I have 55 gold. Tim Robinson mentioned. I'm not going to spend, I'm not going to spend"}, {"start": 1348.04, "end": 1352.16, "text": " 4 to gain experience, bro. I'm not going to spend 52 to get a full level up. That would"}, {"start": 1352.16, "end": 1360.04, "text": " be insane. How to grow? On trigger, give Elven item to the right, plus 3 damage"}, {"start": 1360.04, "end": 1369.3999999999999, "text": " permanently? Am I am I crazy? Do my eyes deceive me? Why don't we just take how to"}, {"start": 1369.3999999999999, "end": 1376.68, "text": " grow and then pop it on the refined spear? It's that simple. Pop that right there"}, {"start": 1376.68, "end": 1380.8, "text": " and then pop a refined spear right here and I don't see how this could possibly"}, {"start": 1380.8, "end": 1388.8, "text": " go wrong. Most common is neutral. This is physic. He has this is I think it's"}, {"start": 1388.8, "end": 1393.24, "text": " Just like the Bazaar in that you fight enemies and then in some rounds maybe you fight players."}, {"start": 1393.24, "end": 1397.8799999999999, "text": " Your tower fights automatically a win grants one trophy."}, {"start": 1397.8799999999999, "end": 1402.68, "text": " Maybe this is a real individual, I don't know, or a tutorial individual."}, {"start": 1402.68, "end": 1404.6399999999999, "text": " You lose fewer hearts early game."}, {"start": 1404.6399999999999, "end": 1414.0, "text": " Okay, I'm familiar with the concept."}, {"start": 1414.0, "end": 1417.28, "text": " i'm familiar with like fucking dying to the tutorial"}, {"start": 1417.28, "end": 1422.0, "text": " enemy"}, {"start": 1422.0, "end": 1425.08, "text": " you're cooked i'm literally not cooked because i start with the heel slot and"}, {"start": 1425.08, "end": 1426.52, "text": " my my healing can"}, {"start": 1426.52, "end": 1433.52, "text": " crit for two x-heel"}, {"start": 1436.0, "end": 1440.92, "text": " doesn't even matter because my uh... my shit scales anyway defeat"}, {"start": 1440.92, "end": 1444.26, "text": " we lose one heart whatever who cares men fifty five gold"}, {"start": 1444.26, "end": 1447.0600000000002, "text": " we enter the shop"}, {"start": 1447.0600000000002, "end": 1451.9, "text": " and the other all the ruby knife for number one rule wait three of the same"}, {"start": 1451.9, "end": 1455.18, "text": " item upgrades into a one-star item obtaining two one-star items upgrades them"}, {"start": 1455.18, "end": 1458.8600000000001, "text": " into a two-star item there are also special ways to obtain powerful three"}, {"start": 1458.8600000000001, "end": 1461.9, "text": " star items okay good luck oakland"}, {"start": 1461.9, "end": 1467.1000000000001, "text": " crazy tutorial man"}, {"start": 1467.1000000000001, "end": 1469.66, "text": " this also inflicts some bleed it looks like"}, {"start": 1469.66, "end": 1477.5800000000002, "text": " A regular bow, a divine axe, a brass knife, on trigger gain 5 gold and reduce this amount"}, {"start": 1477.5800000000002, "end": 1481.46, "text": " by 1."}, {"start": 1481.46, "end": 1484.5400000000002, "text": " Snowflakes, obviously we won't be buying that."}, {"start": 1484.5400000000002, "end": 1488.22, "text": " Ice spear, on trigger permanently gain plus 2 crit chance."}, {"start": 1488.22, "end": 1492.78, "text": " I think you can see where I'm going with this one."}, {"start": 1492.78, "end": 1495.98, "text": " This slot grants plus 10 heal, plus 5 every 3 days."}, {"start": 1495.98, "end": 1500.14, "text": " We need a healing item in there, man."}, {"start": 1500.14, "end": 1506.94, "text": " Because actually, healing item is very sensible because we want to make the fight last as long"}, {"start": 1506.94, "end": 1510.9, "text": " as possible so refined spear can pop off."}, {"start": 1510.9, "end": 1511.9, "text": " Healing item?"}, {"start": 1511.9, "end": 1512.9, "text": " Anybody?"}, {"start": 1512.9, "end": 1513.9, "text": " Healing item?"}, {"start": 1513.9, "end": 1514.9, "text": " Shield item?"}, {"start": 1514.9, "end": 1515.9, "text": " Sturdy shield?"}, {"start": 1515.9, "end": 1516.9, "text": " No elven items?"}, {"start": 1516.9, "end": 1517.9, "text": " I think a neutral shield?"}, {"start": 1517.9, "end": 1519.22, "text": " I'll pop it in there."}, {"start": 1519.22, "end": 1523.06, "text": " I don't think it's going to heal, but that's fine."}, {"start": 1523.06, "end": 1524.8600000000001, "text": " Launch it up, bro."}, {"start": 1524.8600000000001, "end": 1526.3400000000001, "text": " I leave the shop."}, {"start": 1526.3400000000001, "end": 1530.48, "text": " Reward, goblet, absolutely."}, {"start": 1530.48, "end": 1532.3000000000002, "text": " I will fight blue ace."}, {"start": 1532.3000000000002, "end": 1535.5400000000002, "text": " Bro has two fire books and a goblet,"}, {"start": 1535.5400000000002, "end": 1538.2600000000002, "text": " and his perk is gain a burn slot."}, {"start": 1538.2600000000002, "end": 1539.7400000000002, "text": " I gotta be honest with you, fella."}, {"start": 1539.7400000000002, "end": 1542.3400000000001, "text": " I don't think you ever stood a chance on this one."}, {"start": 1545.98, "end": 1548.8200000000002, "text": " Any item gets the heal ability in the slot."}, {"start": 1548.8200000000002, "end": 1550.6000000000001, "text": " Is yellow heal in this game?"}, {"start": 1551.6000000000001, "end": 1553.1000000000001, "text": " That's a very bold choice."}, {"start": 1554.8600000000001, "end": 1572.2600000000002, "text": " We run this town, phone trophy for me, what the hell, priests doing the pleading emoji"}, {"start": 1572.2600000000002, "end": 1580.1000000000001, "text": " plus 100% max health or HP plus income or both increase your max HP by 100% and gain"}, {"start": 1580.1000000000001, "end": 1590.8200000000002, "text": " 10 gold or gain 300 max HP and 10 income. Give me that blessing."}, {"start": 1590.8200000000002, "end": 1596.9800000000002, "text": " Hell in Spear. Okay, useful tip. You can hold shift over items to see their next star tier."}, {"start": 1596.9800000000002, "end": 1601.14, "text": " It literally gets 15 damage when it levels up. Who cares, man? That being said, of course"}, {"start": 1601.14, "end": 1606.14, "text": " we will be buying it. Guys, did I just?"}, {"start": 1613.14, "end": 1617.14, "text": " Okay, I still have my old one. You need three of them? Oh, so you can't just stack it"}, {"start": 1617.14, "end": 1622.14, "text": " and store the XP like a bizarre style. Understood, okay."}, {"start": 1622.14, "end": 1628.14, "text": " Life goes on, life goes on. You do 50 damage. 50 damage is pretty solid, man."}, {"start": 1628.14, "end": 1635.8200000000002, "text": " 50 damage every 3.9 seconds I think I could live with this just being on the"}, {"start": 1635.8200000000002, "end": 1641.9, "text": " board and then honestly throw me a second shield you don't do enough damage to"}, {"start": 1641.9, "end": 1651.14, "text": " matter and then whatever goes the fastest should be here but only because"}, {"start": 1651.14, "end": 1653.74, "text": " You take 2.8, you take 2.8. Yeah, yeah, genius."}, {"start": 1657.38, "end": 1659.1000000000001, "text": " Dartoni Edge Biroch."}, {"start": 1660.9, "end": 1662.5, "text": " Got a damn petal staff, man."}, {"start": 1662.74, "end": 1664.0200000000002, "text": " It can crit heal too."}, {"start": 1665.1000000000001, "end": 1666.8200000000002, "text": " Yeah, yeah, might be a natural."}, {"start": 1674.6200000000001, "end": 1675.0200000000002, "text": " Guys."}, {"start": 1677.5, "end": 1678.1000000000001, "text": " I mean,"}, {"start": 1678.1000000000001, "end": 1684.7, "text": " For a fellow like me, this is just like buying cows and selling milk."}, {"start": 1684.7, "end": 1685.7, "text": " You know what pisses me off?"}, {"start": 1685.7, "end": 1687.14, "text": " Everyone's saying you missed a bazaar."}, {"start": 1687.14, "end": 1688.9, "text": " Where's all the love for the OG, man?"}, {"start": 1688.9, "end": 1692.7400000000002, "text": " Super auto pets."}, {"start": 1692.7400000000002, "end": 1697.7800000000002, "text": " The first auto battler that was ever made."}, {"start": 1697.7800000000002, "end": 1699.46, "text": " We missed that too?"}, {"start": 1699.46, "end": 1703.2600000000002, "text": " You should miss it more than the bazaar."}, {"start": 1703.26, "end": 1707.66, "text": " three re-rolls in cloud vials or a weapon buff value potion?"}, {"start": 1707.66, "end": 1710.58, "text": " A random weapon buff potion?"}, {"start": 1710.58, "end": 1713.18, "text": " Yes, please."}, {"start": 1713.18, "end": 1718.74, "text": " Use it to give an item negative 0.5 seconds cool down."}, {"start": 1718.74, "end": 1719.62, "text": " That's huge."}, {"start": 1719.62, "end": 1720.86, "text": " That's huge on our scaler."}, {"start": 1724.06, "end": 1724.62, "text": " Perfect."}, {"start": 1724.62, "end": 1726.86, "text": " 69 damage every 1.8 seconds."}, {"start": 1726.8600000000001, "end": 1735.3000000000002, "text": " Can I be so fucking for real?"}, {"start": 1735.3000000000002, "end": 1743.1200000000001, "text": " Level me right now to get better items in the shop."}, {"start": 1743.1200000000001, "end": 1750.3000000000002, "text": " Every 2.9 seconds get 25 shield."}, {"start": 1750.3000000000002, "end": 1752.3000000000002, "text": " I think I could be persuaded."}, {"start": 1752.3000000000002, "end": 1753.9, "text": " We don't need to sell necessarily."}, {"start": 1753.9, "end": 1754.9, "text": " We could sell."}, {"start": 1754.9, "end": 1755.9, "text": " And it's a rare item."}, {"start": 1755.9, "end": 1761.0600000000002, "text": " can't afford it we do need to sell for eight gold it's perfect chest in the"}, {"start": 1761.0600000000002, "end": 1774.0800000000002, "text": " bottom right oh shit what is it man a bulwark I'm trigger permanently gain one"}, {"start": 1774.0800000000002, "end": 1779.76, "text": " shield the start of combat permanently gain five damage per mace start of"}, {"start": 1779.76, "end": 1784.18, "text": " combat permanently gain plus four damage per dark I well we'll take this sell"}, {"start": 1784.18, "end": 1792.94, "text": " this get a more defensively minded build going and then go fight Jin who's also"}, {"start": 1792.94, "end": 1798.78, "text": " very shield heavy but I mean I don't really know what I'm doing to be honest"}, {"start": 1806.38, "end": 1813.76, "text": " you can't stop me I hope this fight goes on forever this is PvE right I"}, {"start": 1813.76, "end": 1815.84, "text": " I honestly think this is PvP."}, {"start": 1815.84, "end": 1817.76, "text": " I think this is PvP and I'm going to,"}, {"start": 1817.76, "end": 1819.8, "text": " I'm gonna actually have a higher ELO in this"}, {"start": 1819.8, "end": 1820.92, "text": " after one game that I have"}, {"start": 1820.92, "end": 1822.86, "text": " after 100 hours of Counter-Strike."}, {"start": 1825.6, "end": 1827.2, "text": " I literally have full HP, bro."}, {"start": 1831.96, "end": 1835.1, "text": " 68 gold, another refined spear."}, {"start": 1835.1, "end": 1836.8, "text": " Wait a minute, it said,"}, {"start": 1836.8, "end": 1839.36, "text": " there's special ways to get to level three."}, {"start": 1841.32, "end": 1842.6, "text": " I don't know, man."}, {"start": 1842.6000000000001, "end": 1845.2, "text": " Start of combat shield for a hundred?"}, {"start": 1846.44, "end": 1847.92, "text": " It is a rare item, what are you?"}, {"start": 1847.92, "end": 1849.42, "text": " You're a rare item too."}, {"start": 1852.2, "end": 1854.3400000000001, "text": " Cost 44 to level up?"}, {"start": 1854.3400000000001, "end": 1856.16, "text": " Level us up, I'm feeling fantastic"}, {"start": 1856.16, "end": 1858.92, "text": " about our current, the state of things."}, {"start": 1860.38, "end": 1861.38, "text": " I am cool."}, {"start": 1866.0800000000002, "end": 1867.7800000000002, "text": " Damn, you got a lot of HP."}, {"start": 1867.78, "end": 1876.18, "text": " On the other hand, I get a little bit stronger over time."}, {"start": 1876.18, "end": 1886.58, "text": " On the other hand, I'm caught up to you and will now outscale you severely."}, {"start": 1886.58, "end": 1892.7, "text": " Victory."}, {"start": 1892.7, "end": 1901.7, "text": " Enchanter? Discover epic upgrade item? Vitality slot and healing? Bro, upgrade a common or rare"}, {"start": 1901.7, "end": 1914.74, "text": " item to a maximum of two stars? I mean, I feel like we would be a fool not to upgrade"}, {"start": 1914.74, "end": 1925.06, "text": " our book so that our spear scales faster. But I will say I don't fully know what I'm doing."}, {"start": 1925.06, "end": 1929.78, "text": " On trigger permanently gain plus one poison per poison item. I guess I'm just I'm looking"}, {"start": 1929.78, "end": 1936.7, "text": " for Elden Stuff. On Trigger give adjacent items plus 5% Crit Chance permanently. Hang"}, {"start": 1936.7, "end": 1959.1, "text": " on bro. Is adjacent everything? Like to the upper, the lower, the left or the right? Let's"}, {"start": 1959.1000000000001, "end": 1961.18, "text": " Let's find out, men."}, {"start": 1961.18, "end": 1964.1000000000001, "text": " Take this out, put this in."}, {"start": 1964.1000000000001, "end": 1965.66, "text": " Absolutely it is."}, {"start": 1965.66, "end": 1973.9, "text": " Give adjacent items plus 5% crit chance permanently."}, {"start": 1973.9, "end": 1978.7400000000002, "text": " And then, sell this."}, {"start": 1978.7400000000002, "end": 1982.9, "text": " Level up cost 48, re-roll me first."}, {"start": 1982.9, "end": 1986.0600000000002, "text": " Elvin Buck."}, {"start": 1986.06, "end": 1993.26, "text": " Reply burn gain that much shield, Molken bow, the silver lance, Elven shield."}, {"start": 1993.26, "end": 1996.6599999999999, "text": " I want more how to grow."}, {"start": 1996.6599999999999, "end": 1998.82, "text": " 48 to level up, we pass on that."}, {"start": 1998.82, "end": 2000.6599999999999, "text": " Let's fight Domi 202."}, {"start": 2000.6599999999999, "end": 2006.1799999999998, "text": " The fuck they got a damn planet on a stick, man."}, {"start": 2006.18, "end": 2008.18, "text": " They have 4,000 HP!"}, {"start": 2016.5800000000002, "end": 2018.28, "text": " But wait, we're kinda hangin' in there."}, {"start": 2018.28, "end": 2020.28, "text": " And longer fights are good for us long term."}, {"start": 2025.78, "end": 2026.78, "text": " Please heal me."}, {"start": 2026.78, "end": 2027.78, "text": " Heal me better."}, {"start": 2031.38, "end": 2032.78, "text": " I will be killed."}, {"start": 2032.78, "end": 2035.0800000000002, "text": " There wasn't as much of a stomp as I thought."}, {"start": 2035.0800000000002, "end": 2038.0800000000002, "text": " He scales too? Yeah, but I'm never gonna see this motherfucker again."}, {"start": 2041.0800000000002, "end": 2042.0800000000002, "text": " Hopefully."}, {"start": 2046.68, "end": 2048.58, "text": " We roll. No, first we level."}, {"start": 2050.88, "end": 2054.38, "text": " Level 4. Then we cost 64 to level up. We roll."}, {"start": 2054.88, "end": 2056.58, "text": " Hmm, crystal."}, {"start": 2059.08, "end": 2064.6800000000003, "text": " Moon items. I do not care. I leave the shop and I go fight Disaster 2020."}, {"start": 2065.08, "end": 2067.48, "text": " That reminds me of something, but I can't think of what."}, {"start": 2067.48, "end": 2068.7999999999997, "text": " You're level 3, I'm level 4."}, {"start": 2068.7999999999997, "end": 2069.7999999999997, "text": " There go, I win."}, {"start": 2075.48, "end": 2076.48, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 2078.68, "end": 2080.48, "text": " Motherfucker, 11 HP."}, {"start": 2081.68, "end": 2082.6, "text": " Okay, we're on lethal."}, {"start": 2082.6, "end": 2085.48, "text": " What do you have? Restore lives or gain max HP?"}, {"start": 2088.08, "end": 2091.08, "text": " 2000 max HP and 2 lives, so we're no longer on lethal."}, {"start": 2095.08, "end": 2100.06, "text": " spyglass me am I just looking for the items that already exist yes yes I'm"}, {"start": 2100.06, "end": 2105.56, "text": " just looking for the items we already have oh I can't afford it I need one"}, {"start": 2105.56, "end": 2114.7, "text": " more gold sorry to the spyglass holy shit start of combat permanently gained"}, {"start": 2114.7, "end": 2119.72, "text": " plus 12 damage 14 gold remains and we've got a treasure chest good lord what"}, {"start": 2119.72, "end": 2124.88, "text": " the hell is this increase your critical strike damage from times two to times"}, {"start": 2124.88, "end": 2129.52, "text": " 3. Untrigger if you only have unique bows. Trigger your other bows for maces. Wait, wait,"}, {"start": 2129.52, "end": 2138.8, "text": " okay, wait. We need this. The legendary amulet. Increase your critical strike damage and then you,"}, {"start": 2138.8, "end": 2145.12, "text": " you're doing 50 damage every 4 seconds. We literally don't give a, you know what, man."}, {"start": 2145.12, "end": 2151.1, "text": " We literally don't give a, you know what?"}, {"start": 2151.1, "end": 2158.2, "text": " I think, well I can't replace the spyglass, the spyglass is peak, noble sphere, you've"}, {"start": 2158.2, "end": 2159.2, "text": " been removed."}, {"start": 2159.2, "end": 2164.56, "text": " It's just 2.4, 3.6, I mean, okay, I can live with that, I mean, I'm not sweating the heel"}, {"start": 2164.56, "end": 2165.56, "text": " at all."}, {"start": 2165.56, "end": 2167.68, "text": " 27 gold, we leave."}, {"start": 2167.68, "end": 2169.7599999999998, "text": " Two peaks."}, {"start": 2169.7599999999998, "end": 2171.2, "text": " Level four versus level five?"}, {"start": 2171.2, "end": 2172.88, "text": " You literally just have books."}, {"start": 2172.88, "end": 2185.96, "text": " don't read books. None of this matters because we scale. 141% crit chance. Be"}, {"start": 2185.96, "end": 2189.04, "text": " so for real looking how did you know that? Where did you get that information"}, {"start": 2189.04, "end": 2203.52, "text": " from destroyed on the screen no shot bro upgrade an epic I don't think I have"}, {"start": 2203.52, "end": 2207.88, "text": " any epics bro that's the one thing I don't have is an epic freeze an enemy or"}, {"start": 2207.88, "end": 2215.6, "text": " a frosty gift slot buffs on the other hand call me good librarian you here call"}, {"start": 2215.6, "end": 2224.24, "text": " me January the way I'm jonesen frosty gift could be interesting frosty gift"}, {"start": 2224.24, "end": 2227.8399999999997, "text": " could be interesting but on the other hand fill your tower with random slot"}, {"start": 2227.8399999999997, "end": 2236.6, "text": " buffs spells and magic here have 25% reduced cooldown this slot grants plus"}, {"start": 2236.6, "end": 2240.48, "text": " one burn."}, {"start": 2240.48, "end": 2245.2, "text": " First three triggers healing here also grants max HP."}, {"start": 2245.2, "end": 2247.4, "text": " This slot also grants heal."}, {"start": 2247.4, "end": 2250.0, "text": " Each day increase this item's sell value by 25."}, {"start": 2250.0, "end": 2257.08, "text": " I think it was pure shit."}, {"start": 2257.08, "end": 2259.48, "text": " I think it was god awful."}, {"start": 2259.48, "end": 2260.68, "text": " Now be so for real with me."}, {"start": 2260.68, "end": 2265.16, "text": " We have a two star refined spear."}, {"start": 2265.16, "end": 2266.16, "text": " Can I make it?"}, {"start": 2266.16, "end": 2268.6, "text": " Some of you watched Mouthplay this yesterday."}, {"start": 2268.6, "end": 2270.7999999999997, "text": " Can I make it into a three star by just buying more?"}, {"start": 2270.7999999999997, "end": 2274.08, "text": " Or is there some kind of special trigger we need?"}, {"start": 2275.2, "end": 2278.58, "text": " Your start of combat affects trigger an extra time."}, {"start": 2287.2799999999997, "end": 2289.7999999999997, "text": " Then you would gain 24 damage at the start of combat"}, {"start": 2289.7999999999997, "end": 2291.2799999999997, "text": " every time."}, {"start": 2291.2799999999997, "end": 2293.8799999999997, "text": " I feel like the ice spear is like completely irrelevant."}, {"start": 2293.8799999999997, "end": 2295.8399999999997, "text": " It does crit heal, which is nice,"}, {"start": 2295.84, "end": 2299.8, "text": " but you can't upgrade from two to three just by buying."}, {"start": 2301.08, "end": 2302.4, "text": " Noted, noted."}, {"start": 2304.92, "end": 2306.6000000000004, "text": " Welcome to the squad."}, {"start": 2306.6000000000004, "end": 2308.7200000000003, "text": " Level me, 14 gold, leave the shop."}, {"start": 2310.32, "end": 2311.88, "text": " Tixati at silver one."}, {"start": 2311.88, "end": 2313.1600000000003, "text": " Okay, we're fucked, man."}, {"start": 2313.1600000000003, "end": 2314.52, "text": " You have more HP than me"}, {"start": 2314.52, "end": 2319.52, "text": " and you have a sword that does 823 damage with multicasts."}, {"start": 2320.32, "end": 2321.56, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha."}, {"start": 2322.76, "end": 2324.48, "text": " Book is spell, put it in the top right."}, {"start": 2324.48, "end": 2329.04, "text": " good idea then every time it goes off it could give nothing plus six damage perfect"}, {"start": 2329.04, "end": 2331.92, "text": " uh permanently"}, {"start": 2335.52, "end": 2339.04, "text": " that being said you've illuminated something for me plus six damage is now"}, {"start": 2339.04, "end": 2342.64, "text": " irrelevant we need something better in this spot"}, {"start": 2342.64, "end": 2346.96, "text": " on trigger if you only have unique item types give five damage permanently"}, {"start": 2346.96, "end": 2353.6, "text": " are you fucking joking with me bro permanently does not matter right now"}, {"start": 2354.48, "end": 2363.76, "text": " We need something right now to save our life."}, {"start": 2363.76, "end": 2369.44, "text": " When you crit gain a bonus multicast."}, {"start": 2369.44, "end": 2373.0, "text": " I need an amulet that gives multicast."}, {"start": 2373.0, "end": 2376.52, "text": " Untrigger trigger a crystal."}, {"start": 2376.52, "end": 2384.64, "text": " I don't think that's it, man."}, {"start": 2384.64, "end": 2385.64, "text": " I don't think that's it."}, {"start": 2385.64, "end": 2390.16, "text": " We could get a level 2 Elven Shield."}, {"start": 2390.16, "end": 2391.16, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 2391.16, "end": 2393.24, "text": " Oh, it's going to cost us 90 gold."}, {"start": 2393.24, "end": 2396.8, "text": " I don't think so, man."}, {"start": 2396.8, "end": 2402.6, "text": " On trigger, remove one second current cooldown from the item below."}, {"start": 2402.6, "end": 2408.16, "text": " Does this have the thing where the lowest you can get is one second?"}, {"start": 2408.16, "end": 2411.8399999999997, "text": " Because if that's the case, then I don't really want to take this and put it on."}, {"start": 2411.8399999999997, "end": 2420.2799999999997, "text": " Okay, one second is the lowest."}, {"start": 2420.2799999999997, "end": 2421.2799999999997, "text": " Then I snooze you."}, {"start": 2421.2799999999997, "end": 2423.48, "text": " I snooze you on that then."}, {"start": 2423.48, "end": 2427.44, "text": " Remember I said we're definitely going to win?"}, {"start": 2427.44, "end": 2431.0, "text": " I think we're certainly destined to die."}, {"start": 2431.0, "end": 2436.12, "text": " Well, on the other hand, look at this."}, {"start": 2436.12, "end": 2439.68, "text": " Reroll until you see more matches."}, {"start": 2439.68, "end": 2443.24, "text": " We have four gold."}, {"start": 2443.24, "end": 2444.88, "text": " Gamma from Bronze 1."}, {"start": 2444.88, "end": 2446.04, "text": " Don't fucking kill me."}, {"start": 2446.04, "end": 2451.0, "text": " You have 10,000 HP and all of your shit is rainbows, man."}, {"start": 2451.0, "end": 2459.04, "text": " Wait, there's a- we're running just about even right here."}, {"start": 2459.04, "end": 2468.16, "text": " We're literally going to win."}, {"start": 2468.16, "end": 2469.7599999999998, "text": " The debuffs bro?"}, {"start": 2469.7599999999998, "end": 2472.44, "text": " I apply no debuffs and yet I'm outscaling them."}, {"start": 2472.44, "end": 2480.64, "text": " They can make sense."}, {"start": 2480.64, "end": 2481.64, "text": " And your level 7."}, {"start": 2481.64, "end": 2482.64, "text": " Honestly, no disrespect."}, {"start": 2482.64, "end": 2485.8, "text": " That's a little embarrassing."}, {"start": 2485.8, "end": 2487.8, "text": " The bishop."}, {"start": 2487.8, "end": 2494.28, "text": " 500 max HP, 15 damage, or 5,000 max HP and 3 guaranteed lucky rolls."}, {"start": 2494.28, "end": 2496.88, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 2496.88, "end": 2498.6400000000003, "text": " What is a lucky roll?"}, {"start": 2498.6400000000003, "end": 2501.76, "text": " Gives you an item you already have, maybe?"}, {"start": 2501.76, "end": 2511.7200000000003, "text": " On trigger, give the item a bow, plus one, okay, now here it says plus one bonus multicast."}, {"start": 2511.7200000000003, "end": 2514.7200000000003, "text": " Plus one bonus multicast."}, {"start": 2514.7200000000003, "end": 2524.1000000000004, "text": " If you don't have multicast, can you get a bonus multicast?"}, {"start": 2524.1000000000004, "end": 2531.1200000000003, "text": " It's time to science the shit out of this, please don't say that in my chat."}, {"start": 2531.1200000000003, "end": 2535.0000000000005, "text": " It is legendary, it has to be good, man."}, {"start": 2535.0000000000005, "end": 2539.84, "text": " I mean, the multicast on that could go crazy."}, {"start": 2539.84, "end": 2542.0800000000004, "text": " And then a lucky re-roll?"}, {"start": 2542.08, "end": 2548.92, "text": " Alright, well that's a little tough to read, but everything's half price."}, {"start": 2548.92, "end": 2554.68, "text": " You apply burn, gain that much bonus damage."}, {"start": 2554.68, "end": 2556.44, "text": " You will never move the spear."}, {"start": 2556.44, "end": 2562.12, "text": " Bro, what do you want me to move the spear for?"}, {"start": 2562.12, "end": 2564.12, "text": " Explain what you want to move the spear for."}, {"start": 2564.12, "end": 2570.12, "text": " That's better than getting 2% bonus damage every time it goes off."}, {"start": 2570.12, "end": 2577.92, "text": " You can move the book."}, {"start": 2577.92, "end": 2579.7999999999997, "text": " The book only buffs things to the right."}, {"start": 2579.7999999999997, "end": 2584.48, "text": " I'm going to, sorry, this is, we're so back in 2024 bizarre chat immediately."}, {"start": 2584.48, "end": 2585.48, "text": " It's so crazy."}, {"start": 2585.48, "end": 2591.56, "text": " People are like, yeah, well, you're, listen, this is probably the optimal way to line"}, {"start": 2591.56, "end": 2592.56, "text": " up your items."}, {"start": 2592.56, "end": 2596.3599999999997, "text": " But at the same time, you are missing a bonus that would preclude you from getting"}, {"start": 2596.3599999999997, "end": 2598.44, "text": " all the synergies that you've built the run around."}, {"start": 2598.44, "end": 2601.08, "text": " You could you're missing a 4% damage bonus, bro"}, {"start": 2602.4, "end": 2609.2400000000002, "text": " You could literally have your book go off more often and do zero damage every 3.8 seconds"}, {"start": 2610.08, "end": 2610.84, "text": " and"}, {"start": 2610.84, "end": 2614.28, "text": " Then buff fucking nothing. What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 2618.2400000000002, "end": 2621.8, "text": " Move it to the bottom for a heal, but you might be spinning on that one"}, {"start": 2621.8, "end": 2625.2400000000002, "text": " But if it's on the bottom, I can't give it multicast via the lost fragment, bro"}, {"start": 2628.44, "end": 2635.76, "text": " Read the whole thing."}, {"start": 2635.76, "end": 2637.76, "text": " Increase its cooldown by 4 seconds."}, {"start": 2637.76, "end": 2639.84, "text": " Oh shit, you're right."}, {"start": 2639.84, "end": 2640.84, "text": " It does fucking suck."}, {"start": 2640.84, "end": 2645.36, "text": " Wait, that's gotta go."}, {"start": 2645.36, "end": 2647.6, "text": " That didn't seem like a lucky roll to me."}, {"start": 2647.6, "end": 2654.04, "text": " Give the sword below."}, {"start": 2654.04, "end": 2656.88, "text": " And another Eleven item triggers."}, {"start": 2656.88, "end": 2661.52, "text": " Remove one second from this item's current cooldown."}, {"start": 2661.52, "end": 2665.34, "text": " Okay, that?"}, {"start": 2665.34, "end": 2667.88, "text": " It was increasing the cooldown on itself."}, {"start": 2667.88, "end": 2671.66, "text": " Find this chatter, librarian, I want them banished."}, {"start": 2671.66, "end": 2674.48, "text": " I want them banished immediately."}, {"start": 2674.48, "end": 2680.96, "text": " Does anyone in here want to be a Randall and tell me what chatter it was that said"}, {"start": 2680.96, "end": 2681.96, "text": " read the whole item?"}, {"start": 2681.96, "end": 2686.66, "text": " I literally did so much better when I speed read it."}, {"start": 2686.66, "end": 2687.66, "text": " Not fair for them."}, {"start": 2687.66, "end": 2688.66, "text": " You had free will."}, {"start": 2688.66, "end": 2690.54, "text": " This is why people don't like backseat driving."}, {"start": 2690.54, "end": 2695.26, "text": " The world is better when the people in economy are just watching a shitty movie with Jason"}, {"start": 2695.26, "end": 2701.38, "text": " Momoa and the pilot is flying the plane."}, {"start": 2701.38, "end": 2706.2200000000003, "text": " Okay don't just, I know you have an axe to grind with some individuals."}, {"start": 2706.2200000000003, "end": 2710.9, "text": " Don't just put their name in here thinking I won't check for it, okay?"}, {"start": 2710.9, "end": 2712.38, "text": " You gotta go."}, {"start": 2712.38, "end": 2721.78, "text": " Why do you have 11 multicast?"}, {"start": 2721.78, "end": 2726.38, "text": " Why does this book have 11 multicast?"}, {"start": 2726.38, "end": 2727.7000000000003, "text": " It just does?"}, {"start": 2727.7000000000003, "end": 2729.1800000000003, "text": " That's awesome."}, {"start": 2729.1800000000003, "end": 2734.9, "text": " Well, you should fucking heal them, bro."}, {"start": 2734.9, "end": 2738.56, "text": " I don't even think I need to reduce your cooldown, because your cooldown is already"}, {"start": 2738.56, "end": 2744.2, "text": " going to get reduced like crazy from the spear. Although, actually you getting buffed with"}, {"start": 2744.2, "end": 2749.88, "text": " more damage. And then you, what is this? First three triggers healing here also grants magic"}, {"start": 2749.88, "end": 2764.72, "text": " such good. This might be the move, man. This might be the move. This costs 45. I would"}, {"start": 2764.7200000000003, "end": 2772.3, "text": " like to freeze the shop huge silver one how does that seem fair they literally"}, {"start": 2772.3, "end": 2777.0200000000004, "text": " have a tesseract on their screen get to get this multicast going this multi-cast"}, {"start": 2777.0200000000004, "end": 2783.6200000000003, "text": " is gonna turn this whole thing around there we go get it going again"}, {"start": 2783.6200000000003, "end": 2787.7000000000003, "text": " shit they're scaling faster"}, {"start": 2787.7000000000003, "end": 2795.82, "text": " We're cooked, I'm afraid, but oh no, we're on two hearts and we're fucking dead."}, {"start": 2795.82, "end": 2796.82, "text": " Or are we?"}, {"start": 2796.82, "end": 2800.82, "text": " Oh, shit, Muriel."}, {"start": 2800.82, "end": 2806.94, "text": " Revive with two lives, 16 XP and an epic chest."}, {"start": 2806.94, "end": 2813.28, "text": " I think if anything, we want extra gold."}, {"start": 2813.28, "end": 2817.0600000000004, "text": " Take a Hail Mary at the shop, because we definitely want this."}, {"start": 2817.06, "end": 2825.06, "text": " shield does more damage. On trigger permanently gain plus one per poison item. Whenever you"}, {"start": 2825.06, "end": 2834.18, "text": " gain shield, do 50 damage. Replenish one charge of the item on the right. Replenish one charge."}, {"start": 2834.18, "end": 2839.2599999999998, "text": " charge. Can we take an elven ring and sell it?"}, {"start": 2843.3799999999997, "end": 2851.7799999999997, "text": " Looks like garbage. Looks like grandma the fucking thing. On trigger give elven"}, {"start": 2851.7799999999997, "end": 2857.4199999999996, "text": " item above plus one multicast permanently. This can't get multicast. Alright"}, {"start": 2857.42, "end": 2869.82, "text": " Start of combat effects have gone too motherfucking far."}, {"start": 2869.82, "end": 2877.06, "text": " You multi-cast faster, which makes the razor leaf go off even faster."}, {"start": 2877.06, "end": 2881.2200000000003, "text": " Level me for some HP, re-roll me."}, {"start": 2881.2200000000003, "end": 2888.7000000000003, "text": " past 76 to level up bogus should have been 67"}, {"start": 2891.46, "end": 2900.82, "text": " here we fucking go wait I'm fucking dead it wasn't even close that's not elvin"}, {"start": 2900.82, "end": 2908.34, "text": " shit for some reason I thought the spear was was elvin okay well I think we"}, {"start": 2908.34, "end": 2912.76, "text": " We did pretty good, we got 18 elo points, even though the average enemy rating was literally"}, {"start": 2912.76, "end": 2914.7200000000003, "text": " like more than double Rs."}, {"start": 2914.7200000000003, "end": 2921.1400000000003, "text": " I guess I'm gonna fight the oak, whatever the hell that means."}, {"start": 2921.1400000000003, "end": 2935.78, "text": " Oh, it's a DPS check."}, {"start": 2935.78, "end": 2937.5800000000004, "text": " Oh, I surrender."}, {"start": 2939.28, "end": 2941.88, "text": " Okay, cool. To the menu. We're going to run it back, of course."}, {"start": 2945.6800000000003, "end": 2949.6800000000003, "text": " We go back to ranked. We have unlocked absolutely nothing else."}, {"start": 2949.6800000000003, "end": 2950.28, "text": " Start it up."}, {"start": 2951.38, "end": 2952.88, "text": " What's our buff? Poison."}, {"start": 2953.6800000000003, "end": 2957.0800000000004, "text": " Start with a refined spear. Day 4 gain a poison slot."}, {"start": 2957.0800000000004, "end": 2959.28, "text": " They literally, I was like, I'm so excited to mix it up."}, {"start": 2959.28, "end": 2961.48, "text": " And then they gave us the item we already have, man."}, {"start": 2961.48, "end": 2963.5800000000004, "text": " Also, the spear is Elvin, you joker."}, {"start": 2963.58, "end": 2969.1, "text": " So they want me to run exactly the same build that I had last time"}, {"start": 2971.2599999999998, "end": 2973.8199999999997, "text": " And I gotta say it's very tempting"}, {"start": 2979.34, "end": 2983.94, "text": " You're 55 gold I mean"}, {"start": 2986.2599999999998, "end": 2988.2599999999998, "text": " I'm sorry to say"}, {"start": 2988.26, "end": 2994.92, "text": " that it just feels like it could get the job done man it just feels like this is"}, {"start": 2994.92, "end": 3000.86, "text": " perfect a buff a weapon and the shield right off the bat"}, {"start": 3002.78, "end": 3010.78, "text": " give the mace below multicast all right luck sack"}, {"start": 3018.26, "end": 3022.26, "text": " Well this is, this is poor. This is not good."}, {"start": 3022.26, "end": 3025.26, "text": " We will lose this one."}, {"start": 3025.26, "end": 3028.26, "text": " Or maybe we'll both die to sandstorm somehow."}, {"start": 3028.26, "end": 3032.26, "text": " Even though mathematically it makes less than zero sense."}, {"start": 3032.26, "end": 3038.26, "text": " But it doesn't even matter because I literally got double damage because our fight was so long."}, {"start": 3038.26, "end": 3040.26, "text": " Our spear is literally good now."}, {"start": 3040.26, "end": 3043.26, "text": " Also, you got lucky. You got carried by your first shot."}, {"start": 3043.26, "end": 3052.6600000000003, "text": " The Elven Shield, which poisons, I might add, 25 gold."}, {"start": 3052.6600000000003, "end": 3057.1000000000004, "text": " If you have 25 of a debuff, cleanse it."}, {"start": 3057.1000000000004, "end": 3059.38, "text": " And it also does a little damage."}, {"start": 3059.38, "end": 3064.82, "text": " You're pretty nice at doing damage, man."}, {"start": 3064.82, "end": 3068.7000000000003, "text": " I think a Bone Club might be the play here."}, {"start": 3068.7000000000003, "end": 3077.2200000000003, "text": " just does a decent amount of damage. Alright, this fellow's got nothing. You're literally"}, {"start": 3077.2200000000003, "end": 3085.6000000000004, "text": " gonna die to poison. I don't care what your shield looks like. Anchoring your whole run"}, {"start": 3085.6000000000004, "end": 3089.9600000000005, "text": " off the free common? No, I'm anchoring my whole run off of this bone club that the"}, {"start": 3089.96, "end": 3091.96, "text": " the NPC beat me with on our first round."}, {"start": 3099.96, "end": 3100.96, "text": " What's your perk?"}, {"start": 3100.96, "end": 3102.96, "text": " That's a personal question."}, {"start": 3102.96, "end": 3104.96, "text": " You gotta buy me dinner first."}, {"start": 3108.96, "end": 3109.96, "text": " I'll take..."}, {"start": 3110.96, "end": 3113.96, "text": " Honestly, early on, that HP can make a big difference."}, {"start": 3113.96, "end": 3114.96, "text": " Give me the healing touch."}, {"start": 3115.96, "end": 3116.96, "text": " Okay, now don't just..."}, {"start": 3116.96, "end": 3118.96, "text": " Don't be what you hate."}, {"start": 3118.96, "end": 3122.48, "text": " Don't anchor off of the items you started with, okay?"}, {"start": 3125.28, "end": 3130.08, "text": " Look, anchor instead off of the highest rarity item you get."}, {"start": 3130.08, "end": 3132.56, "text": " Yes! Yes!"}, {"start": 3134.0, "end": 3136.16, "text": " Perk. Day four, we get a poison slot."}, {"start": 3136.16, "end": 3140.16, "text": " Okay, so we get a poison slot tomorrow."}, {"start": 3142.56, "end": 3146.16, "text": " We want more poison, if possible."}, {"start": 3146.16, "end": 3152.56, "text": " Another item heals trigger this could go kind of crazy long-term men"}, {"start": 3153.44, "end": 3155.44, "text": " But also what do you do?"}, {"start": 3155.7599999999998, "end": 3160.8799999999997, "text": " Eight damage every 3.9 seconds anyone know what the fuck? Oh, that's multicast"}, {"start": 3163.3199999999997, "end": 3165.3199999999997, "text": " It does one"}, {"start": 3168.48, "end": 3171.3999999999996, "text": " It does one multicast every time it goes off"}, {"start": 3172.3199999999997, "end": 3174.3199999999997, "text": " Or it just has to multicast"}, {"start": 3174.32, "end": 3179.32, "text": " It just has two multicasts. Okay. Okay, that's fine."}, {"start": 3179.32, "end": 3187.32, "text": " That's three damage. That's true. If we want to stick with poison, we would probably rather buff this with some damage, assuming this actually works."}, {"start": 3187.32, "end": 3192.32, "text": " You could also buff your multicaster, but I think long term we're going for like a poisoned build."}, {"start": 3192.32, "end": 3204.32, "text": " Level up for 32. I wish, man. I wish. I think it's a leave shop situation."}, {"start": 3208.56, "end": 3209.92, "text": " Let me see how this goes, man."}, {"start": 3216.56, "end": 3220.96, "text": " Why not just play auto chess? Don't at me. I already know your top four movies on Letterbox"}, {"start": 3220.96, "end": 3226.56, "text": " are Shawshank, 2001, the Space Odyssey, Spider-Verse, and Inger Steller. I can cut to the quick of your essence."}, {"start": 3229.76, "end": 3230.16, "text": " Mocked."}, {"start": 3234.56, "end": 3239.2, "text": " Now there is a problem. Oh no, you still do do poison. That's nice. Okay. There is no problem."}, {"start": 3240.16, "end": 3245.68, "text": " In a hook or a goblet, weapon loot or buff weapons, and you're doing poison."}, {"start": 3245.6800000000003, "end": 3260.5000000000005, "text": " 3.9 seconds, 3.4 seconds. This slot grants plus one poison. Okay. Well, bust my weapons."}, {"start": 3260.5000000000005, "end": 3270.3, "text": " Two random commons or give them six damage permanently? Something. I mean, we have multi-cast."}, {"start": 3270.3, "end": 3274.92, "text": " It seems like it could be alright. Fuck this, we don't want this spear. Start a combat"}, {"start": 3274.92, "end": 3283.7200000000003, "text": " shield for 100. I'm not buying fucking commons man. You're done. Give me the"}, {"start": 3283.7200000000003, "end": 3293.8, "text": " devil's trident. Level me up for 20, which has given us 272 max HP. You also"}, {"start": 3293.8, "end": 3298.32, "text": " inflict bleed. We have another shield. Sell this. Now we've got a pseudo bleed"}, {"start": 3298.32, "end": 3318.9, "text": " synergy leave the shop silver one good then it's a fair fight fucking destroyed"}, {"start": 3318.9, "end": 3329.5, "text": " bro okin jockey now you're fucking getting it on trigger permanently reduce"}, {"start": 3329.5, "end": 3338.54, "text": " the above school down by 0.1 seconds losing the spear is a tough call right"}, {"start": 3338.54, "end": 3346.14, "text": " now though it is doing a little bit of damage for us on the other hand it is"}, {"start": 3346.14, "end": 3353.58, "text": " is an epic. But we kill too fast. We kill too fast for this to really get to go off very"}, {"start": 3353.58, "end": 3365.62, "text": " often right now. I honestly think, crazy as it may sound, take a full level up and fucking"}, {"start": 3365.62, "end": 3367.62, "text": " Live your life, bro."}, {"start": 3367.62, "end": 3369.62, "text": " Fight another silver one."}, {"start": 3373.62, "end": 3376.62, "text": " The level up pays dividends forever."}, {"start": 3385.62, "end": 3387.62, "text": " We win again."}, {"start": 3387.62, "end": 3389.62, "text": " So did the item."}, {"start": 3389.62, "end": 3391.62, "text": " No, I probably would have sold it when I got to lethal."}, {"start": 3391.62, "end": 3393.62, "text": " Just out of desperation."}, {"start": 3395.62, "end": 3407.46, "text": " Time Pendant, Time Tonic, or Steal a Potion?"}, {"start": 3407.46, "end": 3411.2599999999998, "text": " Permanently Reduce the Cool-down of an Item by 0.5 Seconds."}, {"start": 3411.2599999999998, "end": 3416.7, "text": " That's pretty fucking good."}, {"start": 3416.7, "end": 3419.1, "text": " What the fuck is a Time Pendant, bro?"}, {"start": 3419.1, "end": 3420.1, "text": " Does anybody know?"}, {"start": 3420.1, "end": 3425.18, "text": " I know that you can have it all back in a time trap!"}, {"start": 3425.1800000000003, "end": 3428.9400000000005, "text": " But I don't know what this does in the game."}, {"start": 3428.9400000000005, "end": 3431.2200000000003, "text": " Reduces cooldown of above item."}, {"start": 3431.2200000000003, "end": 3432.2200000000003, "text": " Fuck that."}, {"start": 3432.2200000000003, "end": 3435.26, "text": " We recreate it in aggregate."}, {"start": 3435.26, "end": 3437.0200000000004, "text": " We can't sign Giambi."}, {"start": 3437.0200000000004, "end": 3444.1400000000003, "text": " We can recreate him with the amethyst bow."}, {"start": 3444.1400000000003, "end": 3454.4600000000005, "text": " We can get a better poison item to go here eventually."}, {"start": 3454.46, "end": 3462.2200000000003, "text": " it some support for now. Save it? That's a really good idea. That's an insanely good idea."}, {"start": 3464.94, "end": 3467.58, "text": " Damn, you kind of do a little bit of everything, man."}, {"start": 3471.18, "end": 3472.62, "text": " Honestly, you've swayed in me."}, {"start": 3472.62, "end": 3491.66, "text": " Silver one? Don't say good and it's a fair fight."}, {"start": 3491.66, "end": 3496.14, "text": " Now you're in hell, man."}, {"start": 3496.14, "end": 3507.94, "text": " Why am I getting zapped by lightning? Like an NPC streamer on TikTok."}, {"start": 3507.94, "end": 3508.94, "text": " We win again?"}, {"start": 3508.94, "end": 3522.94, "text": " Kind of sick with it, honestly. You are doing a decent amount of damage. It's making it"}, {"start": 3522.94, "end": 3528.98, "text": " harder to sell you, unfortunately. But we'll figure something out, man. Start of"}, {"start": 3528.98, "end": 3536.06, "text": " combat permanently gained plus 30% crit chance. It is kind of insane."}, {"start": 3536.06, "end": 3541.58, "text": " Seems like it might be better than applying five bleed and then hitting"}, {"start": 3541.58, "end": 3544.18, "text": " for nothing."}, {"start": 3552.94, "end": 3557.26, "text": " We'd love to have it."}, {"start": 3557.26, "end": 3559.9, "text": " Other mean items get plus 2 damage."}, {"start": 3559.9, "end": 3565.42, "text": " Yeah, I miss the part where I'm supposed to care, I guess."}, {"start": 3565.42, "end": 3567.18, "text": " Crit chance only good till 100 though?"}, {"start": 3567.18, "end": 3571.78, "text": " Yeah, but we only got a win till 10, man."}, {"start": 3571.78, "end": 3574.62, "text": " You freeze this up."}, {"start": 3574.62, "end": 3576.34, "text": " Bronze one, now we're talking."}, {"start": 3576.34, "end": 3579.78, "text": " I know you're in chat right now, be so fucking curvy with me."}, {"start": 3579.78, "end": 3582.46, "text": " Shit, you have 4,000 HP."}, {"start": 3582.46, "end": 3589.46, "text": " How did that happen?"}, {"start": 3589.46, "end": 3594.7, "text": " How did you get 4000 HP?"}, {"start": 3594.7, "end": 3599.26, "text": " Permanently gain plus 50 max health, this can crit 50% crit chance, give the item below"}, {"start": 3599.26, "end": 3601.9, "text": " plus a one bonus multicast."}, {"start": 3601.9, "end": 3607.38, "text": " Oh, it's a pig build!"}, {"start": 3607.38, "end": 3609.54, "text": " Six life."}, {"start": 3609.54, "end": 3611.98, "text": " I'll take the 500 HP at this stage of the game."}, {"start": 3617.38, "end": 3618.94, "text": " Honestly, I'd love to level up."}, {"start": 3620.34, "end": 3625.42, "text": " Even if it precludes us from getting the next item."}, {"start": 3627.2599999999998, "end": 3628.58, "text": " I consider this content."}, {"start": 3628.58, "end": 3629.7, "text": " You have zero scaling."}, {"start": 3629.7, "end": 3634.82, "text": " Um, OK, I literally give my Elven item to the right, plus three damage permanently now and then."}, {"start": 3635.62, "end": 3637.22, "text": " I guess that's a joke to you or whatever."}, {"start": 3637.2200000000003, "end": 3646.34, "text": " Actually, you raise a good point."}, {"start": 3646.34, "end": 3658.9800000000005, "text": " Let's throw this bad boy back out there for now."}, {"start": 3658.9800000000005, "end": 3659.9800000000005, "text": " Combine shields."}, {"start": 3659.9800000000005, "end": 3661.7400000000002, "text": " No, this is legally distinct from the Bazaar."}, {"start": 3661.7400000000002, "end": 3681.46, "text": " can't do that yet. I knew we fucking had it, man."}, {"start": 3681.46, "end": 3689.46, "text": " It did kind of steal my whole flow. Upgrade an epic. We have to have an epic."}, {"start": 3689.46, "end": 3694.18, "text": " And we do, I just, I don't really like it."}, {"start": 3694.18, "end": 3698.78, "text": " Copy item or upgrade item to three-star?"}, {"start": 3698.78, "end": 3705.02, "text": " Upgrade a two-star item into a three-star item in two days, or gain 15 gold and a mirror"}, {"start": 3705.02, "end": 3713.38, "text": " elixir, a plain copy of an item."}, {"start": 3713.38, "end": 3730.7400000000002, "text": " interesting. Oh, it upgraded. Okay, I got scared that it disappeared. The flame mace,"}, {"start": 3730.7400000000002, "end": 3735.62, "text": " start of combat deal 250 damage and then 40 damage every 2 seconds. Start of combat"}, {"start": 3735.62, "end": 3739.7000000000003, "text": " permanently. I mean, I don't know why you gotta be doing something. You're on the"}, {"start": 3739.7000000000003, "end": 3750.6600000000003, "text": " squad you gotta be doing something surely I bought you for a reason right oh"}, {"start": 3750.6600000000003, "end": 3757.6200000000003, "text": " shit who's star icy axe with 200% crit chance"}, {"start": 3759.1400000000003, "end": 3764.42, "text": " the fuck is this adjacent items get bonus damage equal to their crit chance"}, {"start": 3764.42, "end": 3780.1, "text": " Ah man, I'm pretty sure I'm definitely dying."}, {"start": 3780.1, "end": 3787.1, "text": " Don't fucking fart on me, mother fucker."}, {"start": 3787.1, "end": 3790.46, "text": " Whenever you gain shield, do 50 damage."}, {"start": 3790.46, "end": 3796.94, "text": " Okay, well obviously we lost one round so we need to redo our entire board."}, {"start": 3796.94, "end": 3802.2, "text": " Whenever you gain 50 shield, whenever you wait, whenever you gain shield, do 50 damage,"}, {"start": 3802.2, "end": 3804.94, "text": " you are not doing anything for us anymore."}, {"start": 3804.94, "end": 3808.82, "text": " Throw another shield out there."}, {"start": 3808.82, "end": 3810.14, "text": " You're hitting pretty hard."}, {"start": 3810.14, "end": 3811.26, "text": " You're not doing enough."}, {"start": 3811.26, "end": 3812.26, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 3812.26, "end": 3816.76, "text": " I think, I think we got to go all in just on poison."}, {"start": 3816.76, "end": 3820.02, "text": " I don't see anything I already have so I pass."}, {"start": 3820.02, "end": 3821.86, "text": " Now we are fucking talking."}, {"start": 3821.86, "end": 3823.18, "text": " Wait, I already sold that shit."}, {"start": 3823.18, "end": 3824.02, "text": " Nevermind."}, {"start": 3824.02, "end": 3829.02, "text": " I'm triggering one second pull down from the item below."}, {"start": 3834.38, "end": 3839.22, "text": " Obviously we need that, but second pull down"}, {"start": 3839.22, "end": 3840.9, "text": " from the item below."}, {"start": 3850.02, "end": 3871.02, "text": " Just kill with poison, fuck the axe, baby, this doesn't do any poison damage."}, {"start": 3871.02, "end": 3874.74, "text": " One second from the right in the light, just give this shield."}, {"start": 3874.7400000000002, "end": 3880.38, "text": " So we're going to try to out shield them and kill them just with poison."}, {"start": 3880.38, "end": 3881.38, "text": " This is my design."}, {"start": 3881.38, "end": 3883.78, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 3883.78, "end": 3888.0200000000004, "text": " This actually changes everything and it kind of ruins my life."}, {"start": 3888.0200000000004, "end": 3892.7000000000003, "text": " Permanently transform the item on the right into a plain item."}, {"start": 3892.7000000000003, "end": 3896.98, "text": " If you only have, I don't know what unique item types are, so I don't really know"}, {"start": 3896.98, "end": 3899.5400000000004, "text": " what the fuck you're talking about."}, {"start": 3899.54, "end": 3913.9, "text": " trigger give the item below one bonus multi-cast you would have no poison but"}, {"start": 3913.9, "end": 3919.82, "text": " you could shoot a lot and you you only have one charge that's the thing okay"}, {"start": 3919.82, "end": 3921.82, "text": " Give me a fucking second."}, {"start": 3927.82, "end": 3929.82, "text": " Freeze the shit up."}, {"start": 3940.82, "end": 3944.82, "text": " How much do you sell for? 20 gold that takes us to 24."}, {"start": 3944.82, "end": 3952.6200000000003, "text": " You would also dump this, which sells for- you sell both of these, unfreeze the shop,"}, {"start": 3952.6200000000003, "end": 3958.1600000000003, "text": " throw a second shield out there that also poisons."}, {"start": 3958.1600000000003, "end": 3963.82, "text": " And then don't freeze the shop, leave the shop."}, {"start": 3963.82, "end": 3966.38, "text": " Unless this gives you a level, does not give you a level."}, {"start": 3966.38, "end": 3968.1800000000003, "text": " This is the play."}, {"start": 3968.1800000000003, "end": 3969.7000000000003, "text": " This is the same person we fought earlier."}, {"start": 3969.7000000000003, "end": 3971.02, "text": " This is a fucking travesty."}, {"start": 3971.02, "end": 3975.46, "text": " This is not fair!"}, {"start": 3975.46, "end": 3980.7, "text": " This is the same person!"}, {"start": 3980.7, "end": 3981.7, "text": " Fortnite was onto something."}, {"start": 3981.7, "end": 3988.22, "text": " We need literally NPC bots in every video game."}, {"start": 3988.22, "end": 3993.14, "text": " I need two lives and 16 XP stat, bro."}, {"start": 3993.14, "end": 3999.5, "text": " I need as much max HP as I can conceivably get."}, {"start": 3999.5, "end": 4001.76, "text": " On Trigger permanently gain 50 max health."}, {"start": 4001.76, "end": 4003.12, "text": " It's too late for that, man."}, {"start": 4007.28, "end": 4010.42, "text": " Oh, that's the perfect bow."}, {"start": 4010.42, "end": 4014.38, "text": " On Trigger, 10% chance to apply plus 12 bleed."}, {"start": 4016.22, "end": 4018.46, "text": " Okay, level, oh, and a chest."}, {"start": 4019.46, "end": 4021.46, "text": " The time pendant."}, {"start": 4021.46, "end": 4023.72, "text": " Level up, let's re-roll."}, {"start": 4023.72, "end": 4025.56, "text": " I don't see anything I already have."}, {"start": 4026.9, "end": 4028.0, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 4028.0, "end": 4029.32, "text": " I know this is a solo dev."}, {"start": 4029.32, "end": 4037.86, "text": " if I may. Epic items should have a purple glow. Rare items should have a blue glow. Legendary"}, {"start": 4037.86, "end": 4042.42, "text": " items should have a yellow glow. That way at a glance I can see more easily what they"}, {"start": 4042.42, "end": 4052.6200000000003, "text": " are instead of trying to just derive it based on the ornate-ness of their character."}, {"start": 4052.62, "end": 4060.02, "text": " Elvish Orb. On trigger, give the Elven Item above."}, {"start": 4060.02, "end": 4062.9, "text": " We ain't really sweating all that, to be honest."}, {"start": 4062.9, "end": 4067.18, "text": " Plus one multicast permanently."}, {"start": 4067.18, "end": 4070.22, "text": " We roll again."}, {"start": 4070.22, "end": 4076.1, "text": " Remove two seconds from the cooldown from the item below."}, {"start": 4076.1, "end": 4079.7, "text": " And then we definitely want the warrior shield, man."}, {"start": 4079.7, "end": 4085.36, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 4085.36, "end": 4087.08, "text": " Then get this fucker out of here."}, {"start": 4087.08, "end": 4093.1, "text": " Put this bad boy up there."}, {"start": 4093.1, "end": 4099.7, "text": " I leave the shop."}, {"start": 4099.7, "end": 4102.94, "text": " You can turn on rarity glow in settings?"}, {"start": 4102.9400000000005, "end": 4105.4800000000005, "text": " Oh! Oh!"}, {"start": 4108.4800000000005, "end": 4110.320000000001, "text": " That changes everything, man!"}, {"start": 4111.9800000000005, "end": 4115.360000000001, "text": " When another item applies Bleed, trigger this, this can't get Bleed."}, {"start": 4116.860000000001, "end": 4118.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, we don't apply Bleed fast enough."}, {"start": 4118.9400000000005, "end": 4121.580000000001, "text": " Oh, I mean, it does have five multi-casts, but..."}, {"start": 4124.14, "end": 4126.9400000000005, "text": " Zirica, don't kill me. This run is literally just starting to pop."}, {"start": 4126.9400000000005, "end": 4129.06, "text": " Wait, I have Shield. Shield's good against Burn, right?"}, {"start": 4129.06, "end": 4147.06, "text": " I have 700 burn they got me all average enemy rating 1157 seems about right"}, {"start": 4147.06, "end": 4155.18, "text": " take me back to the menu we go again oh shit start with plus 10 gold and a random"}, {"start": 4155.18, "end": 4165.4400000000005, "text": " 15 gold item. Wait, but a bone is crazy good. Bone is awesome, man. Rarities are all common."}, {"start": 4165.4400000000005, "end": 4172.16, "text": " That seems to make sense. Can I hit you with something insane, bro? Literally start by leveling"}, {"start": 4172.16, "end": 4185.16, "text": " up and then just run a bone out there. They have an empty board, man. Greatest day of"}, {"start": 4185.16, "end": 4196.36, "text": " my life. Sean, what are you doing? Sean's in chat 100%. Speed it up, oh yeah."}, {"start": 4196.36, "end": 4203.219999999999, "text": " Hahaha, good point."}, {"start": 4203.219999999999, "end": 4210.5199999999995, "text": " Mogged."}, {"start": 4210.5199999999995, "end": 4212.92, "text": " And now we scale even better forever."}, {"start": 4212.92, "end": 4218.5199999999995, "text": " On scale, on trigger, give your axes plus three damage per unique axe permanently?"}, {"start": 4218.5199999999995, "end": 4223.88, "text": " That's a maze, I'm afraid."}, {"start": 4223.88, "end": 4227.22, "text": " This is an axe though."}, {"start": 4227.22, "end": 4230.18, "text": " Per axe."}, {"start": 4230.18, "end": 4231.18, "text": " Cells for 8."}, {"start": 4231.18, "end": 4232.18, "text": " Wait, bro."}, {"start": 4232.18, "end": 4237.62, "text": " Okay, so obviously you should fill your board before you, like, optimize."}, {"start": 4237.62, "end": 4239.5, "text": " Can you just chill, man?"}, {"start": 4239.5, "end": 4243.3, "text": " You should fill your board before you optimize your board, but this synergy will benefit us"}, {"start": 4243.3, "end": 4244.3, "text": " in the future."}, {"start": 4244.3, "end": 4245.86, "text": " We'll just...it's so easy to pilot."}, {"start": 4245.86, "end": 4253.02, "text": " All we have to do is add as many axes as possible."}, {"start": 4253.02, "end": 4255.820000000001, "text": " We will lose this one, and I think that's probably a good thing."}, {"start": 4255.820000000001, "end": 4261.820000000001, "text": " I'm gonna spin that as a good thing somehow."}, {"start": 4261.820000000001, "end": 4262.820000000001, "text": " You're dead."}, {"start": 4262.820000000001, "end": 4269.9400000000005, "text": " Care to wage your friend though?"}, {"start": 4269.9400000000005, "end": 4273.660000000001, "text": " As much max HP as possible."}, {"start": 4273.660000000001, "end": 4274.660000000001, "text": " Axes."}, {"start": 4274.660000000001, "end": 4275.660000000001, "text": " Axes."}, {"start": 4275.660000000001, "end": 4280.620000000001, "text": " I see none axes, but we can really only afford two things."}, {"start": 4280.62, "end": 4287.22, "text": " me get a shield just to keep us in the game. And when you apply a debuff gets"}, {"start": 4287.22, "end": 4292.54, "text": " plus two bonus damage. Little multicaster on trigger give your burn items plus one"}, {"start": 4292.54, "end": 4298.7, "text": " bonus burn sure man there's a little synergy there. You can re-roll. Bro I"}, {"start": 4298.7, "end": 4305.18, "text": " need to buy two items and fill my board. I've on my board!"}, {"start": 4310.62, "end": 4312.62, "text": " We can win this"}, {"start": 4315.5599999999995, "end": 4317.5599999999995, "text": " We will win this"}, {"start": 4320.5199999999995, "end": 4328.36, "text": " Quantity over quality yeah, but honestly, I think that's the play man wait weapon buff value potion buff. We want weapon buff or buff weapons"}, {"start": 4331.26, "end": 4336.8, "text": " You want weapon buff or buff weapons man weapon buff or buff weapons"}, {"start": 4340.62, "end": 4347.62, "text": " Weapon loot for sure. No, I'd rather buy axes than roll the dice to be honest."}, {"start": 4347.62, "end": 4354.62, "text": " Weapon buff. Random weapon buff. Use on an item to give it plus three shock."}, {"start": 4354.62, "end": 4361.62, "text": " There you go, brother. What's shock? 20 damage per second takes down. Holy cow."}, {"start": 4361.62, "end": 4366.62, "text": " Not an axe. I'm literally just going to look at axes, okay? That's all you need to know."}, {"start": 4366.62, "end": 4376.36, "text": " You can put a goblet on the board just for sell value, reroll once and look for an axe."}, {"start": 4376.36, "end": 4386.8, "text": " Seeing none axes, I place a second shield on the board and walk away."}, {"start": 4386.8, "end": 4387.8, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 4387.8, "end": 4394.8, "text": " trigger game to random vials."}, {"start": 4399.4400000000005, "end": 4404.76, "text": " Anytime I see some wicking shit, I know I'm in trouble, man, fair enough."}, {"start": 4404.76, "end": 4412.26, "text": " You're literally just lucky that I haven't gotten any axes, so don't even sweat it."}, {"start": 4412.26, "end": 4415.26, "text": " They don't make axes in the game, that's the interesting part."}, {"start": 4421.02, "end": 4422.58, "text": " Level me?"}, {"start": 4422.58, "end": 4423.42, "text": " Roll me?"}, {"start": 4424.820000000001, "end": 4426.9800000000005, "text": " Surely one of these must be an axe."}, {"start": 4429.26, "end": 4431.26, "text": " They really want us to run..."}, {"start": 4434.34, "end": 4435.38, "text": " Maces."}, {"start": 4437.22, "end": 4439.7, "text": " Instead we're gonna take the Dreamcatcher,"}, {"start": 4439.7, "end": 4447.5, "text": " The lower the cooldown of our cleaver to stack as many debuffs as possible."}, {"start": 4447.5, "end": 4448.5, "text": " Will it work?"}, {"start": 4448.5, "end": 4449.5, "text": " I have no idea."}, {"start": 4449.5, "end": 4452.26, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 4452.26, "end": 4455.179999999999, "text": " Untrigger permanently gained plus 50 max health."}, {"start": 4455.179999999999, "end": 4456.179999999999, "text": " Get ready man."}, {"start": 4456.179999999999, "end": 4457.9, "text": " They're gonna, yup, that's 2000 HP."}, {"start": 4457.9, "end": 4461.66, "text": " We're lucky we got to them early."}, {"start": 4461.66, "end": 4480.099999999999, "text": " There's hope. There's hope yet. Shields don't fail me now."}, {"start": 4480.099999999999, "end": 4491.58, "text": " Time tonic, time pendant. Items on sale, cheaper re-rolls, bro. Time tonic."}, {"start": 4491.58, "end": 4502.58, "text": " huge. An axe. Holy fuck. Start of combat give your axes plus 4 damage permanently. On trigger,"}, {"start": 4502.58, "end": 4508.42, "text": " trigger your items start of combat effects. I mean, you take 9 seconds to go off so I don't"}, {"start": 4508.42, "end": 4510.42, "text": " I think that's going to be too relevant, man."}, {"start": 4518.42, "end": 4519.42, "text": " Role me."}, {"start": 4522.42, "end": 4524.42, "text": " None axis, Role me."}, {"start": 4524.42, "end": 4526.42, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 4526.42, "end": 4529.42, "text": " On trigger, remove one."}, {"start": 4529.42, "end": 4531.42, "text": " Second."}, {"start": 4531.42, "end": 4534.42, "text": " Pool down from the item below."}, {"start": 4535.42, "end": 4537.42, "text": " Wait, I got, I got plays."}, {"start": 4538.42, "end": 4551.72, "text": " That's not the right one, man. There you go."}, {"start": 4551.72, "end": 4556.2, "text": " Give your axes plus 3 damage per unique axe permanently."}, {"start": 4556.2, "end": 4562.6, "text": " And then roll to try to get one more unique axe."}, {"start": 4562.6, "end": 4568.14, "text": " Or just maybe buy a shitload of potions. Holy cow."}, {"start": 4568.14, "end": 4572.700000000001, "text": " on an item to set it's cool down to 100 seconds wait this is the ideal shop man"}, {"start": 4579.900000000001, "end": 4584.14, "text": " take two seconds to go permanently reduces cool down okay i"}, {"start": 4585.740000000001, "end": 4588.780000000001, "text": " you go every 5.2 seconds no i don't think so kid"}, {"start": 4591.34, "end": 4593.34, "text": " no here's the thing is i don't think you do"}, {"start": 4593.34, "end": 4602.66, "text": " you go every 4.5 seconds we freeze the fuck out of this shop mr. Vendetta what"}, {"start": 4602.66, "end": 4605.860000000001, "text": " in the park John Luke"}, {"start": 4606.66, "end": 4615.58, "text": " oh shit wait wait we're paul we're doing so much damage how did we do that"}, {"start": 4615.58, "end": 4620.48, "text": " Oh it did freeze it did freeze it froze"}, {"start": 4625.18, "end": 4630.3, "text": " Is that another time tonic what do you go 4.1 seconds? No, bro. I don't think so"}, {"start": 4631.14, "end": 4633.14, "text": " shit, oh"}, {"start": 4633.54, "end": 4635.54, "text": " shit man"}, {"start": 4637.74, "end": 4642.66, "text": " In a plain copy of a spear below honestly, I leave the shop. You don't have you don't have anything good for me"}, {"start": 4642.66, "end": 4647.0, "text": " I leave the shop we're going up against someone who has fremen in their name. It's over for me, but that's okay"}, {"start": 4649.38, "end": 4651.38, "text": " Or is it over"}, {"start": 4652.3, "end": 4654.3, "text": " They're getting stung by lightning"}, {"start": 4659.94, "end": 4665.78, "text": " I literally don't know what we're doing, but that's okay. I would like as much max HP as possible of course"}, {"start": 4669.5, "end": 4671.5, "text": " Trash"}, {"start": 4672.66, "end": 4675.24, "text": " We could use a better shield for sure."}, {"start": 4675.88, "end": 4679.5599999999995, "text": " That's trash. You know what? You level up then and roll."}, {"start": 4680.46, "end": 4682.5599999999995, "text": " That looks like a better shield."}, {"start": 4686.72, "end": 4688.32, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 4689.38, "end": 4691.2, "text": " And no axes still."}, {"start": 4691.2, "end": 4693.96, "text": " Trust me, you don't have to tell me I got no axes, man."}, {"start": 4693.96, "end": 4697.82, "text": " Look at this. This does a little bit of everything. Plus, it has a multicast on it."}, {"start": 4697.82, "end": 4705.78, "text": " And once this gets to one second, we can just reconfigure the items so that this gets the cooldown reduction"}, {"start": 4711.62, "end": 4713.62, "text": " Not a crystal confirmed"}, {"start": 4713.78, "end": 4714.98, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4714.98, "end": 4720.679999999999, "text": " Mean, I don't know how relevant that's gonna be but we'll take it for now and that honestly I love everything that we got out here"}, {"start": 4720.679999999999, "end": 4725.219999999999, "text": " I don't think you move anything to get one more axe out there as of right now. I think you love where you're at"}, {"start": 4727.82, "end": 4743.5, "text": " Wait, the runic shield literally carries."}, {"start": 4743.5, "end": 4745.0199999999995, "text": " Random Blessing."}, {"start": 4745.0199999999995, "end": 4748.42, "text": " Freeze enemy frosty gift."}, {"start": 4748.42, "end": 4751.0199999999995, "text": " In a treasure chest, 28 gold to goblets."}, {"start": 4751.02, "end": 4758.200000000001, "text": " Pay the King 20 gold to choose between two random blessings."}, {"start": 4758.200000000001, "end": 4763.280000000001, "text": " The fuck is a doom guide with 500 burn, bro?"}, {"start": 4763.280000000001, "end": 4765.52, "text": " It sounds pretty nice."}, {"start": 4765.52, "end": 4770.92, "text": " 500 burn sounds really good."}, {"start": 4770.92, "end": 4771.92, "text": " Do some science?"}, {"start": 4771.92, "end": 4776.92, "text": " That's a good point."}, {"start": 4776.92, "end": 4790.9800000000005, "text": " Okay, it takes 18 seconds to go off, but let's do 2,000 damage, but wait a sec, because"}, {"start": 4790.9800000000005, "end": 4798.66, "text": " now I'm like, obviously both time reducers going off on this is huge."}, {"start": 4798.66, "end": 4803.62, "text": " But I gotta think about it."}, {"start": 4803.62, "end": 4806.62, "text": " a fucking axe, man?"}, {"start": 4811.62, "end": 4814.62, "text": " Okay, this axe is not that good."}, {"start": 4815.62, "end": 4817.62, "text": " You can be sold."}, {"start": 4817.62, "end": 4819.62, "text": " But that means you probably get rid of this,"}, {"start": 4819.62, "end": 4821.62, "text": " because who gives a fuck about plus three damage at this stage?"}, {"start": 4821.62, "end": 4825.62, "text": " When we have 2,000 damage, we can get out there so easily?"}, {"start": 4826.62, "end": 4829.62, "text": " Maybe you reworked the whole run."}, {"start": 4829.62, "end": 4841.86, "text": " to fit the boom guide."}, {"start": 4841.86, "end": 4849.14, "text": " And then, on trigger replenish the charges."}, {"start": 4849.14, "end": 4858.74, "text": " I think we just need a better shield."}, {"start": 4858.74, "end": 4859.96, "text": " Is that gonna happen?"}, {"start": 4859.96, "end": 4861.48, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 4863.139999999999, "end": 4864.599999999999, "text": " We could have a shield."}, {"start": 4866.679999999999, "end": 4868.0199999999995, "text": " Just better than nothing."}, {"start": 4869.8, "end": 4871.82, "text": " Reworked for wrecking ball yet again."}, {"start": 4871.82, "end": 4874.86, "text": " Literally wrecking ball is like, it's an exterior item."}, {"start": 4874.86, "end": 4877.46, "text": " Or at least it was when I was playing the Bazaar."}, {"start": 4877.46, "end": 4878.9, "text": " It worked every single time."}, {"start": 4881.0599999999995, "end": 4882.66, "text": " Can you guys apologize to me?"}, {"start": 4883.66, "end": 4886.099999999999, "text": " Will you apologize to me for your words and your deeds?"}, {"start": 4886.1, "end": 4890.02, "text": " We just fucked this dude up and he's like a patreon tier 3 subscriber to this game"}, {"start": 4899.06, "end": 4902.02, "text": " I didn't say shit don't lie to me wall"}, {"start": 4902.900000000001, "end": 4907.820000000001, "text": " On trigger permanently give the arcane item below one random debuff"}, {"start": 4908.1, "end": 4911.58, "text": " The thing is you don't need one random debuff this late in the game"}, {"start": 4911.58, "end": 4914.9800000000005, "text": " We just need this shit to go off as often as possible"}, {"start": 4916.1, "end": 4922.9800000000005, "text": " I really don't think we need the Elven shield."}, {"start": 4922.9800000000005, "end": 4926.54, "text": " We level up and- oh!"}, {"start": 4926.54, "end": 4932.9800000000005, "text": " Yes, man."}, {"start": 4932.9800000000005, "end": 4936.620000000001, "text": " Zal'buq."}, {"start": 4936.620000000001, "end": 4940.58, "text": " You just have to live long enough for the Doom generation to go off."}, {"start": 4940.58, "end": 4943.54, "text": " Oh, that was really close though."}, {"start": 4943.54, "end": 4945.780000000001, "text": " I can't be too upset about that."}, {"start": 4945.78, "end": 4951.9, "text": " Bishop? More max HP? Well I mean I'll give a fuck about the damage. Maybe we'd be, nah you want 500 extra health"}, {"start": 4951.9, "end": 4953.9, "text": " that would have made all the difference there."}, {"start": 4956.54, "end": 4959.179999999999, "text": " Are you an axe? You're a magical murn item."}, {"start": 4963.82, "end": 4967.58, "text": " Okay, well obviously you're a little bit better as a shield."}, {"start": 4973.42, "end": 4975.42, "text": " You don't need axes."}, {"start": 4975.78, "end": 4985.219999999999, "text": " Well, it's just a matter of taking a peek."}, {"start": 4985.219999999999, "end": 4993.34, "text": " An interesting idea is taking the Wardbinder and just not even running the Arcane Cleaver,"}, {"start": 4993.34, "end": 4998.58, "text": " even though it does stack debuffs like crazy."}, {"start": 4998.58, "end": 5002.3, "text": " And then just using this to trigger as many shields as possible."}, {"start": 5008.9, "end": 5010.38, "text": " I'm at least gonna..."}, {"start": 5010.38, "end": 5012.22, "text": " Let me see what we're going up against."}, {"start": 5012.22, "end": 5014.0199999999995, "text": " We're going up against a book user."}, {"start": 5015.3, "end": 5019.26, "text": " I feel like in that case, if your best item is a sword,"}, {"start": 5019.26, "end": 5020.94, "text": " you're probably gonna hit hard,"}, {"start": 5020.94, "end": 5022.94, "text": " which means we'll try to outlive you."}, {"start": 5025.9, "end": 5028.18, "text": " And then just let the burn do the damage."}, {"start": 5028.58, "end": 5034.58, "text": " hopefully"}, {"start": 5034.58, "end": 5037.2, "text": " little more juice would be nice"}, {"start": 5037.2, "end": 5039.94, "text": " it literally worked"}, {"start": 5039.94, "end": 5045.82, "text": " sixty shield, outlive, green text arrows, fuck you, I fucking won"}, {"start": 5045.82, "end": 5049.34, "text": " whenever you gain a shield, deal fifty down, that's not the play"}, {"start": 5049.34, "end": 5053.14, "text": " I need the play"}, {"start": 5053.14, "end": 5057.5, "text": " level up for 48, I think we gotta simmer on that, we'd really like to get some"}, {"start": 5057.5, "end": 5059.5, "text": " Some items we already have."}, {"start": 5071.74, "end": 5074.78, "text": " Every three triggers getting too gold. Don't make me laugh, man."}, {"start": 5077.58, "end": 5081.18, "text": " We should do a cooking competition. Kate, it's a great idea, honestly."}, {"start": 5081.18, "end": 5093.860000000001, "text": " wait a fucking potion potion shop I bet there's like some commercial kitchens in"}, {"start": 5093.860000000001, "end": 5098.26, "text": " Vancouver that you can film on I would be so I would be stunned if there weren't"}, {"start": 5098.26, "end": 5103.740000000001, "text": " okay this is awesome the idea that these could give a tag to a to an item"}, {"start": 5103.740000000001, "end": 5107.58, "text": " that's otherwise a synergistic unfortunately like none of them matter"}, {"start": 5107.58, "end": 5117.98, "text": " to us at all. But in the future, man, in the future, who knows? Fuck it, I'm rolling down."}, {"start": 5124.78, "end": 5131.66, "text": " Come on. Come on. Come on."}, {"start": 5131.66, "end": 5132.66, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 5136.66, "end": 5137.66, "text": " Freeze me."}, {"start": 5148.66, "end": 5149.66, "text": " LaMau?"}, {"start": 5150.66, "end": 5152.66, "text": " What are you laughing about, Diobriga?"}, {"start": 5155.66, "end": 5158.66, "text": " Did I have 151 multicast on it?"}, {"start": 5158.66, "end": 5162.66, "text": " When you apply burn, gain that much bonus shield wave."}, {"start": 5162.66, "end": 5168.26, "text": " That seems like that might be a little bit better."}, {"start": 5168.26, "end": 5169.86, "text": " I'm all in."}, {"start": 5169.86, "end": 5173.0199999999995, "text": " That's not what I want to see."}, {"start": 5173.0199999999995, "end": 5174.0199999999995, "text": " Renek's shield."}, {"start": 5174.0199999999995, "end": 5175.0199999999995, "text": " That is what I want to see."}, {"start": 5175.0199999999995, "end": 5178.34, "text": " I can't afford it."}, {"start": 5178.34, "end": 5187.18, "text": " You go every 16.4 seconds."}, {"start": 5187.18, "end": 5188.18, "text": " I'm still a believer."}, {"start": 5188.18, "end": 5189.02, "text": " Role me?"}, {"start": 5191.26, "end": 5192.1, "text": " This is..."}, {"start": 5193.3, "end": 5194.5, "text": " This is what we want."}, {"start": 5195.9400000000005, "end": 5196.780000000001, "text": " Freeze it."}, {"start": 5200.26, "end": 5203.5, "text": " I don't give a fuck, it's still the best role we've ever had."}, {"start": 5203.5, "end": 5205.34, "text": " Please, Doom Book!"}, {"start": 5208.22, "end": 5211.14, "text": " Hold, hold, it's going, it's gonna, we're gonna win!"}, {"start": 5213.9400000000005, "end": 5215.9800000000005, "text": " Literally one easily, there's 10 wins."}, {"start": 5215.9800000000005, "end": 5222.4400000000005, "text": " Book only does 2k, I literally won and my average opponent was twice as highly rated as me."}, {"start": 5222.4400000000005, "end": 5226.9800000000005, "text": " What the fuck are you, what do you want, what do you want?"}, {"start": 5226.9800000000005, "end": 5234.540000000001, "text": " Okay slash marker, call that Okin2, I'll do one more set man, I'm having a good, it"}, {"start": 5234.540000000001, "end": 5237.660000000001, "text": " could use a little visual flare, I'm not gonna lie to you, but I do think it is"}, {"start": 5237.660000000001, "end": 5240.660000000001, "text": " pretty fun."}, {"start": 5240.66, "end": 5248.0199999999995, "text": " Start with a wildfire, day 3 gain a burn slot."}, {"start": 5248.0199999999995, "end": 5252.0199999999995, "text": " Okay let's build our whole run around burn then."}, {"start": 5252.0199999999995, "end": 5256.22, "text": " When you level up, permanently gain one multicast."}, {"start": 5256.22, "end": 5267.34, "text": " It does seem like getting that immediately could be incredible."}, {"start": 5267.34, "end": 5275.66, "text": " clutch block, clutch block on that one. I can't be mad at you for that. This could be a book build."}, {"start": 5276.9400000000005, "end": 5278.7, "text": " A little bit of heal just to keep us alive."}, {"start": 5280.860000000001, "end": 5287.02, "text": " No, man. Otter guy, you can't be running refined spear, man. You can't be running two refined spears."}, {"start": 5291.66, "end": 5296.9400000000005, "text": " Wait, maybe you actually can now? Maybe you actually can and you're gonna dominate me?"}, {"start": 5297.34, "end": 5310.4400000000005, "text": " All right buddy, we can just go on 2x from now until the end of time, but I know how"}, {"start": 5310.4400000000005, "end": 5315.68, "text": " this build is going to work anyway, literally this run could be six minutes long I think."}, {"start": 5315.68, "end": 5321.4800000000005, "text": " On trigger permanently gain one damage, on trigger permanently gain one shield, this"}, {"start": 5321.4800000000005, "end": 5326.28, "text": " is the play, we literally just try to fill our board but like we don't have enough"}, {"start": 5326.28, "end": 5332.0, "text": " space for anything else. These books don't matter to me. Although 31 serve a self or eight."}, {"start": 5332.0, "end": 5338.599999999999, "text": " We have a burn synergy I leave. Although wait, wait, wait, can I go back because there was"}, {"start": 5338.599999999999, "end": 5340.639999999999, "text": " a flare in there."}, {"start": 5340.639999999999, "end": 5350.759999999999, "text": " Fight. Can I can I go on speed eight because I think we lose this one too. In fact, I"}, {"start": 5350.76, "end": 5352.76, "text": " Using region zero damage."}, {"start": 5357.26, "end": 5360.26, "text": " Congratulations, you managed to fill your whole board. Congrats."}, {"start": 5360.26, "end": 5363.26, "text": " Um, I literally want income."}, {"start": 5368.76, "end": 5371.26, "text": " Because I want to level up as much as possible."}, {"start": 5376.26, "end": 5378.26, "text": " Spend 60 gold."}, {"start": 5378.26, "end": 5389.06, "text": " we buy a lightning sword that heals us put our lowest cool-down item in this slot"}, {"start": 5389.06, "end": 5396.18, "text": " you also heal us okay and then from now on"}, {"start": 5396.62, "end": 5402.26, "text": " maybe we just want you to have six burn from now on we spend all of our XP on"}, {"start": 5402.26, "end": 5405.5, "text": " all of our money on leveling"}, {"start": 5408.26, "end": 5417.12, "text": " you forgot about leveling no bro we have to fill our fucking borders don't you"}, {"start": 5417.12, "end": 5419.68, "text": " watch Hathu"}, {"start": 5419.68, "end": 5438.92, "text": " easy as one of my life it's a weapon buff potion oh my god give it plus two burn the"}, {"start": 5438.92, "end": 5443.8, "text": " book goes into the burn slot I give it plus two burn and now it's multicast"}, {"start": 5443.8, "end": 5448.780000000001, "text": " city bro one random lesser potion per unit debuff this has I don't know what"}, {"start": 5448.78, "end": 5451.88, "text": " any of that shit means to be honest with you."}, {"start": 5451.88, "end": 5454.66, "text": " Level me, now you have multi-cast with burn."}, {"start": 5454.66, "end": 5456.82, "text": " Level up's gonna cost us 56."}, {"start": 5458.82, "end": 5459.719999999999, "text": " I don't give a damn."}, {"start": 5468.0199999999995, "end": 5470.62, "text": " Literally your HP's going down and mine's not."}, {"start": 5471.62, "end": 5474.34, "text": " Literally neither of our HP is going down."}, {"start": 5478.78, "end": 5489.98, "text": " Nothing here immediately jumps out of me."}, {"start": 5489.98, "end": 5491.34, "text": " Boom, you level up."}, {"start": 5491.34, "end": 5493.5, "text": " Casa 60 to level up."}, {"start": 5493.5, "end": 5496.98, "text": " I don't think so, Tim."}, {"start": 5496.98, "end": 5503.9, "text": " More... oh, you're bleed, not a burn."}, {"start": 5503.9, "end": 5504.9, "text": " Goblet is a good player."}, {"start": 5504.9, "end": 5506.58, "text": " You're not wrong about Goblet."}, {"start": 5506.58, "end": 5514.0199999999995, "text": " Let's roll one more time. It just felt right. Burn ticks 25% faster, shock triggers twice."}, {"start": 5514.0199999999995, "end": 5530.26, "text": " Wait, wait. Burn ticks 25% is is burn ticking faster? Good. I think you go. This is a crazy"}, {"start": 5530.26, "end": 5533.94, "text": " play but hear me out here. You also sell that. You can't buy both of them anyway."}, {"start": 5533.9400000000005, "end": 5544.500000000001, "text": " whoops y'all my bad aha ah ah I'm done it again y'all well give me a fuck-ass"}, {"start": 5544.500000000001, "end": 5554.660000000001, "text": " club and then freeze the shop sorry to say firebeast ice kid"}, {"start": 5554.66, "end": 5572.38, "text": " Stop gritting me!"}, {"start": 5572.38, "end": 5579.46, "text": " Shop containing 7 potions."}, {"start": 5579.46, "end": 5581.42, "text": " It's the best day of my life."}, {"start": 5581.42, "end": 5588.92, "text": " Plus three heel, 10% crit chance, permanently increased shock damage, frosty tag, 25% I'm"}, {"start": 5588.92, "end": 5589.92, "text": " buying the whole shop."}, {"start": 5589.92, "end": 5593.86, "text": " First off you buy these two."}, {"start": 5593.86, "end": 5595.86, "text": " Money's on sale."}, {"start": 5595.86, "end": 5605.54, "text": " Then crit chance, crit chance, plus three heel on the multicastler."}, {"start": 5605.54, "end": 5606.7, "text": " You might as well be frosty."}, {"start": 5606.7, "end": 5607.7, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5607.7, "end": 5612.62, "text": " synergy out of it and honestly man fuck you you might as well they won't let me"}, {"start": 5612.62, "end": 5620.66, "text": " do it you mean use oh it's to all shock damage okay fair enough man"}, {"start": 5621.98, "end": 5628.78, "text": " can't afford it y'all gone done it again okay but that was that was big we"}, {"start": 5628.78, "end": 5633.26, "text": " have more heals as a result we have more crits as a result surely crit applies"}, {"start": 5633.26, "end": 5642.26, "text": " twice as much burn. Plus it literally worked anyway."}, {"start": 5650.820000000001, "end": 5660.66, "text": " We buy this. Wait, we level? We buy this when you level up permanent- oh! Let me"}, {"start": 5660.66, "end": 5666.26, "text": " just let me just see what we got whenever a frosty item triggers permanently"}, {"start": 5666.26, "end": 5675.18, "text": " gain crit chance not good enough I'm afraid most common item is crystal if"}, {"start": 5675.18, "end": 5679.62, "text": " you have three daggers get four bonus multi-casts I should have put another"}, {"start": 5679.62, "end": 5684.86, "text": " book on me this book is frosty yeah but I don't care about the dagger doing"}, {"start": 5684.86, "end": 5692.7, "text": " damage. Yeah, this one's going fast, man. I would love 2500 max HP. That that seems"}, {"start": 5692.7, "end": 5699.78, "text": " like it will, it will benefit me. You're definitely gone. You can definitely come out here. We"}, {"start": 5699.78, "end": 5709.339999999999, "text": " need to level. That's essential. We can't get one more level so we roll a little bit."}, {"start": 5709.34, "end": 5712.7, "text": " It's not permanent so I don't care."}, {"start": 5712.7, "end": 5714.18, "text": " I roll again."}, {"start": 5714.18, "end": 5716.2, "text": " That's what I fucking want to see."}, {"start": 5716.2, "end": 5727.62, "text": " When you level up permanently gain plus 2 multicast, now we're fucking talking."}, {"start": 5727.62, "end": 5731.26, "text": " We want this."}, {"start": 5731.26, "end": 5732.26, "text": " Freeze it up."}, {"start": 5732.26, "end": 5733.26, "text": " What's in the chest, my lord?"}, {"start": 5733.26, "end": 5734.26, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 5734.26, "end": 5739.66, "text": " Right, untriggered, it's start of combat effects."}, {"start": 5739.66, "end": 5747.26, "text": " Untriggered, permanently game 50 max health, buddy."}, {"start": 5747.26, "end": 5748.26, "text": " You never know."}, {"start": 5748.26, "end": 5750.860000000001, "text": " Could come in handy."}, {"start": 5750.860000000001, "end": 5758.66, "text": " Revolver, Grave Beetles album, not my favorite, not my favorite, but a Grave Beetles album"}, {"start": 5758.66, "end": 5759.38, "text": " nonetheless."}, {"start": 5764.26, "end": 5774.84, "text": " Increase your luck reduce cooldowns reduce all the cooldowns by 0.3 seconds absolutely enormous"}, {"start": 5774.84, "end": 5783.34, "text": " do we see anything we like in the shop no we level up for a multicast leave the"}, {"start": 5783.34, "end": 5788.02, "text": " show don't even think about it bro of course all these common palette and"}, {"start": 5788.02, "end": 5792.5, "text": " items is as good as it gets you'd be naive to think otherwise"}, {"start": 5794.26, "end": 5802.66, "text": " Mont. You literally froze the shop. I'm literally stupid, okay?"}, {"start": 5802.66, "end": 5809.18, "text": " Burn ticks fifty percent faster. On trigger, adjacent items get bonus damage equal to their"}, {"start": 5809.18, "end": 5821.5, "text": " crit chance. Now wait a second. Wait a second. On trigger, gain an iron stack per sword."}, {"start": 5821.5, "end": 5826.02, "text": " Frosty Book, whenever an item crits, permanently gain 2 damage."}, {"start": 5826.02, "end": 5827.62, "text": " Crease your critical damage."}, {"start": 5827.62, "end": 5832.06, "text": " I don't care if it is a book."}, {"start": 5832.06, "end": 5838.9, "text": " I'm not sure if you have additional items, bonus damage, you go to their crit chance."}, {"start": 5838.9, "end": 5843.9, "text": " Obviously crazy for multicast, basically doubles your damage."}, {"start": 5843.900000000001, "end": 5857.14, "text": " Surely the paladin's hammer or the light blade are like completely irrelevant."}, {"start": 5857.14, "end": 5859.780000000001, "text": " Level up for 56 you gotta be flicking me man."}, {"start": 5859.780000000001, "end": 5862.080000000001, "text": " We need a moon book."}, {"start": 5862.080000000001, "end": 5868.820000000001, "text": " On trigger trigger your other frosty items hang on freeze me."}, {"start": 5868.82, "end": 5871.82, "text": " I'm going whistleblower. I'm in trouble, y'all."}, {"start": 5877.82, "end": 5880.82, "text": " Please? My fucking shit went off. Let's go."}, {"start": 5885.82, "end": 5889.82, "text": " All your items get 15 damage or you get lucky rolls? 15 damage."}, {"start": 5891.82, "end": 5895.82, "text": " Does that sound from the game? Yeah, yeah, that was my war horn."}, {"start": 5898.82, "end": 5901.9, "text": " That was my warhorn popping off."}, {"start": 5901.9, "end": 5904.98, "text": " Dude, this Bulwark can't be that good anymore."}, {"start": 5904.98, "end": 5911.78, "text": " I mean, hey, ah, maybe it's the Lightblade that isn't that good anymore, 50 heal."}, {"start": 5911.78, "end": 5916.62, "text": " One trigger, trigger your other frosty items, kind of goes insane."}, {"start": 5916.62, "end": 5922.38, "text": " I guess you haven't raised a good point, 50 max HP doesn't really matter anymore."}, {"start": 5922.38, "end": 5924.38, "text": " This matters."}, {"start": 5924.38, "end": 5925.46, "text": " Marshall matters."}, {"start": 5928.82, "end": 5941.94, "text": " What the fuck is this? It's fucking forged, man. No kidding. Good lord. One more book"}, {"start": 5941.94, "end": 5950.66, "text": " would be big. Oh, to get to a level 2 lunar codex? I can't disagree. Can't disagree."}, {"start": 5950.66, "end": 5957.66, "text": " A shield is fucking frozen at the start of battle, that's hardly fair."}, {"start": 5957.66, "end": 5962.66, "text": " Wait, your build doesn't do anything though?"}, {"start": 5962.66, "end": 5971.66, "text": " Tragic."}, {"start": 5971.66, "end": 5978.66, "text": " If you only have unique item types, give your items plus 5 damage."}, {"start": 5978.66, "end": 5981.82, "text": " Trigger adjacent shields, we care not."}, {"start": 5981.82, "end": 5984.5, "text": " Rooting shield could be pretty good, don't get me wrong."}, {"start": 5992.58, "end": 5997.58, "text": " It is interesting to take a lost fragment."}, {"start": 5997.58, "end": 5999.12, "text": " Like this is useless."}, {"start": 6000.86, "end": 6003.82, "text": " To take a lost fragment and make,"}, {"start": 6003.82, "end": 6007.099999999999, "text": " No, you're right."}, {"start": 6007.099999999999, "end": 6016.099999999999, "text": " To make a frozen orb go twice, and then trigger like a x27 multicast definitely seems like"}, {"start": 6016.099999999999, "end": 6019.9, "text": " the fucking play, man."}, {"start": 6019.9, "end": 6024.139999999999, "text": " You can also go."}, {"start": 6024.139999999999, "end": 6025.139999999999, "text": " You can also go."}, {"start": 6025.139999999999, "end": 6030.38, "text": " Although your burn ticking faster is good for our damage, I can't deny it."}, {"start": 6030.38, "end": 6037.38, "text": " You're not a crystal, that's crazy man."}, {"start": 6037.38, "end": 6041.38, "text": " Trigger a holy item to the left, I think we leave this shop."}, {"start": 6041.38, "end": 6048.38, "text": " The fuck is this man?"}, {"start": 6048.38, "end": 6056.38, "text": " I have no idea what happened."}, {"start": 6056.38, "end": 6064.02, "text": " have no idea what happened honestly give me the XP so it's cheaper for us to level"}, {"start": 6064.02, "end": 6070.5, "text": " give me the chest on trigger trigger adjacent shields we care not we care"}, {"start": 6070.5, "end": 6077.46, "text": " not sell it level me level me again 32 gold that's enough to do some damage"}, {"start": 6077.46, "end": 6086.1, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 6086.1, "end": 6102.5, "text": " Sell your shield, give your multicast book some shock, and then put another book out there."}, {"start": 6102.5, "end": 6117.26, "text": " You're done, buddy."}, {"start": 6117.26, "end": 6118.86, "text": " I'm making the sounds."}, {"start": 6118.86, "end": 6120.7, "text": " I'm making the sounds for once."}, {"start": 6120.7, "end": 6129.54, "text": " I'm making the sounds."}, {"start": 6129.54, "end": 6141.0199999999995, "text": " me. Two potions. Keep the shop frozen. You're done, Orem. Maybe. I don't know."}, {"start": 6141.02, "end": 6151.3, "text": " yes. No."}, {"start": 6155.3, "end": 6163.02, "text": " Okay, plus 52 man. I'll be back in ranked."}, {"start": 6163.02, "end": 6168.820000000001, "text": " You sold the potions. That's how you use them. The game's available for 8 bucks on Steam."}, {"start": 6168.82, "end": 6171.38, "text": " Okay, we're starting with Refined Spear."}, {"start": 6171.38, "end": 6173.36, "text": " Start of combat."}, {"start": 6173.36, "end": 6178.2, "text": " Permanently gain plus 2 damage per unique bow and this beast has multicast?"}, {"start": 6178.2, "end": 6183.0599999999995, "text": " Bro, okay, well we'll base the entire run on our initial starting synergy, man."}, {"start": 6183.0599999999995, "end": 6184.5599999999995, "text": " It's that simple."}, {"start": 6184.5599999999995, "end": 6185.5599999999995, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 6185.5599999999995, "end": 6190.5599999999995, "text": " Yeah, sounds good."}, {"start": 6190.56, "end": 6209.4400000000005, "text": " This one might be tight man."}, {"start": 6209.4400000000005, "end": 6210.4400000000005, "text": " Stop with the burn."}, {"start": 6210.4400000000005, "end": 6217.4800000000005, "text": " You're right, we can go 2x."}, {"start": 6217.4800000000005, "end": 6225.540000000001, "text": " is one of my life bows per unique bow after a pre unique bow untrigger permanently gain"}, {"start": 6225.540000000001, "end": 6236.76, "text": " one shield well honestly we have 55 gold fill your board a wise man once said"}, {"start": 6236.76, "end": 6242.280000000001, "text": " quality over quantity over quality that might have accidentally quoted Stalin"}, {"start": 6242.28, "end": 6250.28, "text": " and called him a wise man. My bad y'all. Just trying to stream video games."}, {"start": 6250.28, "end": 6266.28, "text": " Victory! I'll take the early max HP. More unique bows please. 60 gold, start of combat, apply"}, {"start": 6266.28, "end": 6275.4, "text": " I find a bleed, sell this piece of garbage and then give me two of the devils pitchfork"}, {"start": 6275.4, "end": 6279.48, "text": " and then we can finally start to play on the next round."}, {"start": 6279.48, "end": 6289.12, "text": " Bro, it doesn't look like you have any items."}, {"start": 6289.12, "end": 6298.16, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 6298.16, "end": 6302.12, "text": " A weapon buff, a value potion, a weapon loot, or buff weapons."}, {"start": 6302.12, "end": 6305.12, "text": " I'll take plus six damage."}, {"start": 6305.12, "end": 6306.88, "text": " We got a weapon spam right now."}, {"start": 6306.88, "end": 6311.5599999999995, "text": " Okay, unique bows are valuable."}, {"start": 6311.5599999999995, "end": 6312.68, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 6312.68, "end": 6318.16, "text": " On trigger, permanently ganked up, right, right, right, but we have a poison slot"}, {"start": 6318.16, "end": 6320.5599999999995, "text": " what we want on our fastest multicaster."}, {"start": 6322.12, "end": 6323.76, "text": " This is big man, this is big."}, {"start": 6323.76, "end": 6324.599999999999, "text": " You're done."}, {"start": 6326.04, "end": 6327.28, "text": " That's a unique bow."}, {"start": 6328.18, "end": 6331.0, "text": " This is a regular bow, but that's okay, we can level."}, {"start": 6331.0, "end": 6332.5, "text": " That's two unique bows."}, {"start": 6333.92, "end": 6334.76, "text": " I can't afford it."}, {"start": 6336.28, "end": 6338.4, "text": " That's two unique bows."}, {"start": 6338.4, "end": 6342.4, "text": " 3.9 seconds, three seconds, but no multicast."}, {"start": 6342.4, "end": 6344.08, "text": " You're more of a frosty build,"}, {"start": 6344.08, "end": 6345.2, "text": " but it's okay because you're building"}, {"start": 6345.2, "end": 6346.639999999999, "text": " the war bow regardless."}, {"start": 6346.64, "end": 6348.64, "text": " And I'd like to afford you..."}, {"start": 6349.9800000000005, "end": 6350.4800000000005, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 6354.22, "end": 6355.740000000001, "text": " It's called Opportunity Cost, sweetheart."}, {"start": 6358.46, "end": 6359.820000000001, "text": " I don't think you're supposed to be in this slot."}, {"start": 6359.820000000001, "end": 6361.900000000001, "text": " Oh wait, you do go every 1.8 seconds."}, {"start": 6361.900000000001, "end": 6363.5, "text": " Maybe you are supposed to be in this slot."}, {"start": 6368.42, "end": 6369.06, "text": " You got me, kid."}, {"start": 6373.58, "end": 6376.54, "text": " An amethyst bow, which we already have, which is good."}, {"start": 6376.64, "end": 6384.64, "text": " level up for eight amethyst bow level up dump the common bow put a second amethyst"}, {"start": 6384.64, "end": 6395.52, "text": " bow run it back don't sweat that one bro was colored coordinated I've interrogated"}, {"start": 6395.52, "end": 6402.160000000001, "text": " every nook and cranny I mean it's still amazing before they couldn't stand me"}, {"start": 6406.64, "end": 6408.64, "text": " XP could go crazy."}, {"start": 6409.280000000001, "end": 6414.64, "text": " I think I would love to gain 16 XP and gain 16 more every single day."}, {"start": 6415.84, "end": 6419.14, "text": " I think I would love the level of my fucking bow, bro."}, {"start": 6419.740000000001, "end": 6423.4400000000005, "text": " And triple multicast. I like you gaining a shield permanently though."}, {"start": 6425.54, "end": 6428.4400000000005, "text": " And the chest with a bow in it!"}, {"start": 6428.4400000000005, "end": 6440.76, "text": " and we level for the max HP holy shit we got to kill this dude before you oh my"}, {"start": 6440.76, "end": 6454.56, "text": " god he's got 5000 max HP already fuck that dragon orb man yeah we're not getting"}, {"start": 6454.56, "end": 6462.56, "text": " there on a long enough time scale we get there but obviously you're just undefeatable with"}, {"start": 6462.56, "end": 6478.200000000001, "text": " 6000 HP that early roll how much to level 36 we level bro and then we roll we're looking"}, {"start": 6478.2, "end": 6486.32, "text": " number better bows permanently give flame item to the right plus two burn goes every"}, {"start": 6486.32, "end": 6502.48, "text": " five seconds it's tough to argue better shield is it better though I don't know the bulwark"}, {"start": 6502.4800000000005, "end": 6512.88, "text": " shield's doing some work man 64 to level up I don't think the poison slot is for"}, {"start": 6512.88, "end": 6517.120000000001, "text": " the shield man I know that this is the slot I'm just saying this does 53 shield"}, {"start": 6517.120000000001, "end": 6521.56, "text": " every two seconds this does 25 every 2.6 yeah you start with a hundred but"}, {"start": 6521.56, "end": 6523.56, "text": " Holy cow man!"}, {"start": 6529.56, "end": 6531.56, "text": " I guess this is a rolling situation."}, {"start": 6535.56, "end": 6537.56, "text": " Literally vindicated immediately by the way."}, {"start": 6537.56, "end": 6539.56, "text": " Okay freeze it up, it's simple. We'll just win this next one."}, {"start": 6545.56, "end": 6547.56, "text": " Ah shit, they're color coordinated."}, {"start": 6551.56, "end": 6553.96, "text": " I think they got me. The poison's scaling too fast."}, {"start": 6556.360000000001, "end": 6557.56, "text": " I got some green on me."}, {"start": 6562.06, "end": 6563.160000000001, "text": " We don't need more lives."}, {"start": 6567.76, "end": 6569.26, "text": " Now I like you there."}, {"start": 6570.26, "end": 6572.96, "text": " I like what? Level ups for fo- oh, an epic bow?"}, {"start": 6575.56, "end": 6578.56, "text": " I do like a time panda, man. I ain't got no idea."}, {"start": 6581.56, "end": 6597.88, "text": " Is our shield too ass?"}, {"start": 6597.88, "end": 6600.0, "text": " You actually, our cold shot is too ass."}, {"start": 6600.0, "end": 6601.56, "text": " Our cold shot is horrible."}, {"start": 6601.56, "end": 6607.0, "text": " I'll sacrifice a little scaling on the war bow in order to do that and then level"}, {"start": 6607.0, "end": 6619.68, "text": " up and then roll once moonbow with a crazy multicast freeze it up oh shit level 2 dagger"}, {"start": 6619.68, "end": 6632.12, "text": " and a book with the weapon type on it we're in tight on this one oh my god we fucking"}, {"start": 6632.12, "end": 6650.2, "text": " one. Start of combat, freeze all enemy items for two seconds. And then we just kill them"}, {"start": 6650.2, "end": 6657.7, "text": " within two seconds. I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sure the war bow is where we want"}, {"start": 6657.7, "end": 6670.34, "text": " be long-term men. Like adding more bows doesn't seem like the move. Doesn't seem like the move."}, {"start": 6670.34, "end": 6698.58, "text": " Sorry, does that say start of combat permanently gain plus 3 multicast?"}, {"start": 6698.58, "end": 6703.58, "text": " I can't run shieldless though, that's just, that's nonsensical."}, {"start": 6708.58, "end": 6710.38, "text": " Well, let's be fucking for real, bro."}, {"start": 6710.38, "end": 6713.0199999999995, "text": " Like none of this shit matters."}, {"start": 6713.0199999999995, "end": 6715.46, "text": " Shield does nothing, it gives us 60 fuck, okay,"}, {"start": 6715.46, "end": 6716.3, "text": " it does nothing."}, {"start": 6716.3, "end": 6717.62, "text": " Now that I actually look at the number, you're right,"}, {"start": 6717.62, "end": 6719.22, "text": " it does nothing."}, {"start": 6719.22, "end": 6722.68, "text": " You're gonna have four multicasts every five seconds."}, {"start": 6722.68, "end": 6729.16, "text": " I think after one fight you definitely go there."}, {"start": 6729.16, "end": 6733.280000000001, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 6733.280000000001, "end": 6737.52, "text": " Start of combat permanently gain plus 4 multicast?"}, {"start": 6737.52, "end": 6741.12, "text": " It's important for us to stack the poison too."}, {"start": 6741.12, "end": 6749.12, "text": " I think we made the right call here for now."}, {"start": 6749.12, "end": 6756.12, "text": " I don't really know what's going on."}, {"start": 6756.12, "end": 6765.76, "text": " I think we win though."}, {"start": 6765.76, "end": 6770.76, "text": " I'm a simple man, I see no bows."}, {"start": 6770.76, "end": 6772.5599999999995, "text": " Poison stacks no matter what."}, {"start": 6772.5599999999995, "end": 6773.5599999999995, "text": " Of course."}, {"start": 6773.5599999999995, "end": 6778.08, "text": " What was I thinking?"}, {"start": 6778.08, "end": 6787.5199999999995, "text": " the shop, fight tree branch, okay seven multi-cast plus a little bit of poison if"}, {"start": 6787.5199999999995, "end": 6793.84, "text": " we could buff that poison. The honey there's a big storm coming."}, {"start": 6800.16, "end": 6805.16, "text": " His cleanse is pissing me off but he also forgot, never mind I was gonna say"}, {"start": 6805.16, "end": 6818.4, "text": " forgot how to do damage but he killed me. 16 XP in the epic chest please and then a"}, {"start": 6818.4, "end": 6827.84, "text": " bishop. Definitely more damage man. Also has more max HP alongside it. Oh! On trigger trigger"}, {"start": 6827.84, "end": 6833.72, "text": " trigger another bow? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, obviously that's what"}, {"start": 6833.72, "end": 6840.24, "text": " we want. But like, we just want the batwing to go with it. We want to sell all of our"}, {"start": 6840.24, "end": 6847.4800000000005, "text": " other bows so that this only triggers the batwing. But then I don't know if I'm going"}, {"start": 6847.4800000000005, "end": 6855.64, "text": " to be able to do that in a timely fashion. So what's the worst bow? I mean burn that"}, {"start": 6855.64, "end": 6860.240000000001, "text": " goes to level one burn that goes twice can definitely go and then this would come"}, {"start": 6860.240000000001, "end": 6862.76, "text": " out here"}, {"start": 6867.4800000000005, "end": 6874.4400000000005, "text": " and it does trigger twice which would then trigger this twice you are a shield"}, {"start": 6874.4400000000005, "end": 6879.64, "text": " you kind of suck as far as shields go but that's the it's a different it's"}, {"start": 6879.64, "end": 6884.200000000001, "text": " a different world now it's a different world now"}, {"start": 6885.64, "end": 6897.84, "text": " Okay, the Doom Guide is just, it's funny, but it ain't what we're going for."}, {"start": 6897.84, "end": 6903.96, "text": " Wait, start of combat affects trigger and additional time."}, {"start": 6903.96, "end": 6909.280000000001, "text": " Literally functional for us."}, {"start": 6909.28, "end": 6912.32, "text": " Whenever you gain shield, deal 50 damage."}, {"start": 6912.32, "end": 6920.96, "text": " And you're actually just a good shield."}, {"start": 6920.96, "end": 6926.16, "text": " Then level, roll."}, {"start": 6926.16, "end": 6931.96, "text": " Somebody tell me what it means to only have unique bows."}, {"start": 6931.96, "end": 6935.5199999999995, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 6935.5199999999995, "end": 6936.5199999999995, "text": " No dupes."}, {"start": 6936.5199999999995, "end": 6938.84, "text": " Oh, no dupes."}, {"start": 6938.84, "end": 6941.24, "text": " On trigger, if you only have unique bows,"}, {"start": 6941.24, "end": 6945.2, "text": " trigger your other bows three times."}, {"start": 6951.24, "end": 6952.4400000000005, "text": " You have to freeze for now."}, {"start": 6952.4400000000005, "end": 6955.4400000000005, "text": " I don't have the income to actually purchase it."}, {"start": 6960.4800000000005, "end": 6961.400000000001, "text": " We want it like this,"}, {"start": 6961.400000000001, "end": 6963.64, "text": " because when this goes off,"}, {"start": 6963.64, "end": 6966.64, "text": " it'll do times 14 multicast on this."}, {"start": 6966.64, "end": 6969.4800000000005, "text": " Now the one thing you need to know,"}, {"start": 6969.4800000000005, "end": 6971.08, "text": " sell a shield, yeah but selling a shield"}, {"start": 6971.08, "end": 6973.68, "text": " doesn't give us enough to buy it, man."}, {"start": 6973.68, "end": 6976.240000000001, "text": " No, man, what are you talking about?"}, {"start": 6976.240000000001, "end": 6978.360000000001, "text": " Oh, you lose the, oh, you're right, I lose the poison."}, {"start": 6978.360000000001, "end": 6980.280000000001, "text": " That's why you never listen to chat until you,"}, {"start": 6980.280000000001, "end": 6981.88, "text": " if you're going to listen to chat,"}, {"start": 6981.88, "end": 6984.280000000001, "text": " you start by listening to chat, then you say chat,"}, {"start": 6984.280000000001, "end": 6985.4400000000005, "text": " here's why I'm listening to you,"}, {"start": 6985.4400000000005, "end": 6987.6, "text": " and then the actual smart people in chat go,"}, {"start": 6987.6, "end": 6990.360000000001, "text": " wait, this is what we should do, okay."}, {"start": 6990.360000000001, "end": 6992.160000000001, "text": " You could just move the pendant instead."}, {"start": 6992.160000000001, "end": 6993.84, "text": " That's smart, okay, because then this goes off"}, {"start": 6993.84, "end": 7001.78, "text": " two times and okay yeah yeah okay fantastic better better closer warmer now"}, {"start": 7001.78, "end": 7004.42, "text": " you one thing you should know is that it doesn't matter because inevitably once"}, {"start": 7004.42, "end": 7009.46, "text": " you you're like I'm one win away from my build popping off that's when you lose"}, {"start": 7014.9800000000005, "end": 7020.3, "text": " tragic it seems tragic that with this number of triggers we couldn't get the"}, {"start": 7020.3, "end": 7025.42, "text": " win but didn't sell shield I'm gonna ban you from my chat if we sold the shield we"}, {"start": 7025.42, "end": 7030.22, "text": " didn't have enough to purchase the dragon bow if we sold the shield we still"}, {"start": 7030.22, "end": 7032.54, "text": " didn't have enough money to purchase the dragon bow you have been removed from"}, {"start": 7032.54, "end": 7040.22, "text": " the chat rank me again and start me up oh shields then we don't have a full"}, {"start": 7040.22, "end": 7048.62, "text": " board that's simply idiotic okay you start with a refined spear"}, {"start": 7050.3, "end": 7071.46, "text": " Arcane cleaver for debuffs early seems insane man."}, {"start": 7071.46, "end": 7073.3, "text": " Kind of a shitty multicast."}, {"start": 7073.3, "end": 7081.06, "text": " They give anything just having like some form of shielding might hit the spot."}, {"start": 7081.06, "end": 7082.820000000001, "text": " Kuchiman starting with a damn goblet."}, {"start": 7082.820000000001, "end": 7091.7, "text": " Didn't even have to worry about it."}, {"start": 7091.7, "end": 7100.3, "text": " Games kind of peak, I'm afraid, this guy."}, {"start": 7100.3, "end": 7112.9400000000005, "text": " I've never heard of sap the name I've not heard for a long time let's put it that way"}, {"start": 7112.9400000000005, "end": 7124.2, "text": " 40 gold when you apply a debuff gain bonus damage okay welcome to the board we should"}, {"start": 7124.2, "end": 7131.2, "text": " should spend 15 gold on something?"}, {"start": 7131.2, "end": 7135.2, "text": " I mean, I guess we should spend it on an item that could upgrade and get us an inventory spot."}, {"start": 7135.2, "end": 7138.2, "text": " Holy fuck, man."}, {"start": 7138.2, "end": 7144.2, "text": " How'd you get an epic Executioner's Axe already?"}, {"start": 7144.2, "end": 7149.2, "text": " How'd that- that's not fair! How did that happen, man?"}, {"start": 7149.2, "end": 7152.2, "text": " STOP CRITTING ME!!!"}, {"start": 7159.2, "end": 7163.2, "text": " Always scalar max HP. Okay, I'll take the level up."}, {"start": 7165.2, "end": 7168.2, "text": " On first two triggers permanently gain plus one poison."}, {"start": 7168.2, "end": 7171.2, "text": " Wait, though. End of chest?"}, {"start": 7173.2, "end": 7176.2, "text": " When another item heals trigger this."}, {"start": 7176.2, "end": 7181.599999999999, "text": " I'm trigger permanently gain a shield on trigger cleanse debuffs"}, {"start": 7188.08, "end": 7190.5599999999995, "text": " I'm gonna take the one that sells for the most amount of money"}, {"start": 7198.72, "end": 7200.72, "text": " What the fuck am I doing"}, {"start": 7200.72, "end": 7208.280000000001, "text": " And another item heals trigger this nothing I have heals so you actually suck"}, {"start": 7209.08, "end": 7212.88, "text": " I'm first two triggers game poison that that I think I like"}, {"start": 7215.88, "end": 7220.4400000000005, "text": " And we have anything that gets a buff via poison the answer is no"}, {"start": 7220.96, "end": 7226.400000000001, "text": " Our shield can go back at least we have some damage out there, but I think you're kind of ass man"}, {"start": 7227.72, "end": 7229.72, "text": " Hailstorm 666"}, {"start": 7230.72, "end": 7235.16, "text": " Good night, y'all."}, {"start": 7235.16, "end": 7237.16, "text": " Or wait!"}, {"start": 7237.16, "end": 7239.280000000001, "text": " Good morning, y'all."}, {"start": 7239.280000000001, "end": 7244.320000000001, "text": " Well, full board just beat the empty board, so you can put that heuristic in your pipe"}, {"start": 7244.320000000001, "end": 7246.0, "text": " and smoke it."}, {"start": 7246.0, "end": 7249.52, "text": " Gain shield and buff weapon."}, {"start": 7249.52, "end": 7255.320000000001, "text": " I don't really want a multicast on my shield, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 7255.32, "end": 7262.32, "text": " plus 8 damage and 30% crit chance or start each fight with 10% max HP as shield."}, {"start": 7268.82, "end": 7275.66, "text": " Poison Critting actually could be valuable, but probably for like winning rounds, having"}, {"start": 7275.66, "end": 7278.66, "text": " max HP or having shield makes more sense."}, {"start": 7278.66, "end": 7284.66, "text": " Fuck it bro, it's something."}, {"start": 7284.66, "end": 7290.26, "text": " We're going to be like permanently behind on level as a result of our actions though."}, {"start": 7290.26, "end": 7291.26, "text": " Trigger game bonus heal."}, {"start": 7291.26, "end": 7296.3, "text": " I don't need this to trigger though."}, {"start": 7296.3, "end": 7298.62, "text": " Give the mace below multicast."}, {"start": 7298.62, "end": 7300.3, "text": " Holy shi- That's not a mace!"}, {"start": 7300.3, "end": 7301.94, "text": " What is a staff?"}, {"start": 7301.94, "end": 7304.26, "text": " It's a staff."}, {"start": 7304.26, "end": 7308.26, "text": " Okay bro, whatever you say."}, {"start": 7308.26, "end": 7317.38, "text": " They're literally trolling."}, {"start": 7317.38, "end": 7321.9800000000005, "text": " Give adjacent items plus 5% permanently."}, {"start": 7321.9800000000005, "end": 7323.9800000000005, "text": " Yeah man."}, {"start": 7323.9800000000005, "end": 7326.42, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7326.42, "end": 7332.1, "text": " I'm going in on that early."}, {"start": 7332.1, "end": 7334.3, "text": " Bunch of axes."}, {"start": 7334.3, "end": 7340.8, "text": " Surely my delicately constructed magical build can be bored full of axes, right?"}, {"start": 7341.8, "end": 7343.8, "text": " Wait, it actually did."}, {"start": 7350.8, "end": 7352.8, "text": " Now let's think about this."}, {"start": 7356.3, "end": 7358.3, "text": " We're not frosty. We're not healing."}, {"start": 7358.3, "end": 7360.3, "text": " We don't really care about a book going off."}, {"start": 7360.3, "end": 7362.8, "text": " You're too late, because I had you on level one and didn't win."}, {"start": 7362.8, "end": 7363.8, "text": " Not your fault."}, {"start": 7363.8, "end": 7370.6, "text": " You know what we do? We level up, roll an elven shield that poisons."}, {"start": 7370.6, "end": 7374.68, "text": " No! Now you're speaking my language."}, {"start": 7377.24, "end": 7379.24, "text": " Now you are speaking my language."}, {"start": 7385.24, "end": 7388.12, "text": " You do get some bonus damage. You're kind of,"}, {"start": 7388.12, "end": 7392.12, "text": " Wait, but you do poison. Wait, but you fucking get fucked, buddy."}, {"start": 7394.12, "end": 7398.96, "text": " Give me a huge crit chance on this. Freeze me up. Leave the shop. We go again."}, {"start": 7400.2, "end": 7403.5199999999995, "text": " Does crit on shield do anything? Yeah, bro. Double shield."}, {"start": 7408.72, "end": 7412.32, "text": " Please. Surely the poison mods here."}, {"start": 7418.12, "end": 7424.14, "text": " Instant XP, scaling XP, items on sale, cheaper re-rolls, I mean these are probably all relevant, don't get me wrong, but"}, {"start": 7424.84, "end": 7427.5599999999995, "text": " We got a great build for for growing slow, man"}, {"start": 7429.5199999999995, "end": 7433.36, "text": " I'm trigger permanently gain shield. No, I need some shit that poisons"}, {"start": 7435.64, "end": 7439.8, "text": " Rolemates? Oh fuck, this changes everything"}, {"start": 7441.24, "end": 7443.64, "text": " Freeze me? This is good, this is gonna work!"}, {"start": 7443.64, "end": 7451.4800000000005, "text": " Rose got the damn Necronomicon and so that's the item you should be talking about look at that thing it's huge"}, {"start": 7456.160000000001, "end": 7459.14, "text": " Get in there Lewis oh my god it fucking worked"}, {"start": 7459.14, "end": 7463.400000000001, "text": " I don't know if we won because he didn't get a crit or something like it because I've got the game on 2x feed"}, {"start": 7463.400000000001, "end": 7465.400000000001, "text": " It's all going way too fucking fast, but"}, {"start": 7467.4800000000005, "end": 7470.280000000001, "text": " You already have 40% crit chance this is incredible"}, {"start": 7470.28, "end": 7477.94, "text": " Level up for four? Way to chest!"}, {"start": 7477.94, "end": 7481.04, "text": " Pick the one that sells for the most?"}, {"start": 7481.04, "end": 7483.34, "text": " Your cams blocking their item?"}, {"start": 7483.34, "end": 7488.639999999999, "text": " Not bad y'all."}, {"start": 7488.639999999999, "end": 7491.88, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 7491.88, "end": 7498.24, "text": " Holy fucking shit."}, {"start": 7498.24, "end": 7509.96, "text": " another chest. Start of combat deal 250 damage. Just gonna be honest with you I"}, {"start": 7509.96, "end": 7517.2, "text": " think that clears this axe. As long as we're at relatively low levels of HP"}, {"start": 7517.2, "end": 7528.639999999999, "text": " you like right now come on man kill him"}, {"start": 7532.96, "end": 7542.72, "text": " six lives I want the extra lives I'm gonna get greedy on this one"}, {"start": 7542.72, "end": 7554.4400000000005, "text": " x poisons yeah for two I do think you don't need to level up you need to go"}, {"start": 7554.4400000000005, "end": 7559.400000000001, "text": " you got to go for the right reason"}, {"start": 7559.400000000001, "end": 7569.040000000001, "text": " Could just be this, man."}, {"start": 7569.040000000001, "end": 7572.040000000001, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 7572.040000000001, "end": 7580.280000000001, "text": " Well, they got dark necklace, so I feel like we might be in a world of hurt here."}, {"start": 7580.28, "end": 7590.599999999999, "text": " get their items I feel like we might be absolutely fucked. On the bright side I"}, {"start": 7590.599999999999, "end": 7598.12, "text": " did just take two lives back. Crit check my lord. You raised a good point."}, {"start": 7598.12, "end": 7605.48, "text": " Come flado. Copy item. Upgrade item. We don't have anything two star that goes to"}, {"start": 7605.4800000000005, "end": 7611.52, "text": " three star okay bro what's nightquill your start of combat effects trigger twice"}, {"start": 7611.52, "end": 7621.64, "text": " not good enough man first item permanently give the item to the right a"}, {"start": 7621.64, "end": 7630.6, "text": " random debuff that's good start of combat game five bonus multicast start of"}, {"start": 7630.6, "end": 7647.72, "text": " combat game two random dark items I don't know man I mean we're not we're not"}, {"start": 7647.72, "end": 7663.88, "text": " really a bleeder is the thing. It's got to be a good book in here. Holy shit. Start of"}, {"start": 7663.88, "end": 7676.12, "text": " combat permanently gain one multicast? That's crazy. And then what about an item we can"}, {"start": 7676.12, "end": 7683.599999999999, "text": " use on trigger permanently gain plus one poison per poison item I mean there is"}, {"start": 7683.599999999999, "end": 7687.96, "text": " also when another item applies bleed trigger this this can't get bleed and"}, {"start": 7687.96, "end": 7694.84, "text": " then we have start of combat bleed item that goes really fast that gains plus"}, {"start": 7694.84, "end": 7700.24, "text": " five bonus multicasts so there's we're having a little bit of a fight between"}, {"start": 7700.24, "end": 7703.24, "text": " between like synergy and best in class, man."}, {"start": 7713.24, "end": 7716.24, "text": " Permanently game plus one poison per poison item."}, {"start": 7716.24, "end": 7720.24, "text": " I presently have two poison items every time."}, {"start": 7720.24, "end": 7723.24, "text": " I mean I guess they're gonna go all in on poison."}, {"start": 7723.24, "end": 7737.719999999999, "text": " Or are we, if Chet says instead, go to something else, maybe?"}, {"start": 7737.719999999999, "end": 7739.08, "text": " And then we definitely want it to crit."}, {"start": 7739.08, "end": 7741.44, "text": " We also want you out of here."}, {"start": 7741.44, "end": 7743.92, "text": " There's gotta be a reason for it."}, {"start": 7743.92, "end": 7754.8, "text": " Give the Elven item above plus one multicast permanently."}, {"start": 7754.8, "end": 7759.52, "text": " You're already at a 90%."}, {"start": 7759.52, "end": 7767.26, "text": " No, we want untrigger permanently gain."}, {"start": 7767.26, "end": 7773.62, "text": " I think to survive, we want you to have extra multicast permanently."}, {"start": 7773.62, "end": 7777.58, "text": " I don't know if we're gonna live like the the fight might be over before 13 seconds is done"}, {"start": 7779.78, "end": 7784.94, "text": " Although they look like they're like a cleansing build so we might actually be able to farm some multicast out of this I don't know"}, {"start": 7788.26, "end": 7793.54, "text": " We will obviously be killed and then be on lethal"}, {"start": 7798.78, "end": 7802.22, "text": " And then level up and roll and not be able to afford anything"}, {"start": 7803.62, "end": 7809.099999999999, "text": " okay bro we ball hard stock Harold"}, {"start": 7810.46, "end": 7814.54, "text": " what the hell is happening guys something went wrong my build doesn't do"}, {"start": 7814.54, "end": 7816.94, "text": " anything"}, {"start": 7816.9400000000005, "end": 7837.22, "text": " Give me that epic chest, I need it."}, {"start": 7837.22, "end": 7839.18, "text": " Give me as much max HP as possible."}, {"start": 7839.18, "end": 7840.18, "text": " Hey, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 7840.18, "end": 7841.38, "text": " We don't give a fuck about damage."}, {"start": 7841.38, "end": 7842.38, "text": " Give me the luck."}, {"start": 7842.38, "end": 7850.12, "text": " Even though what luck does, but I want it."}, {"start": 7850.12, "end": 7857.82, "text": " We have anything that, I guess, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 7857.82, "end": 7860.66, "text": " Electric shock."}, {"start": 7860.66, "end": 7877.66, "text": " plus one shock, plus one shock, plus three shock, plus three shock, plus three shock."}, {"start": 7877.66, "end": 7879.86, "text": " I'm all in."}, {"start": 7879.86, "end": 7881.66, "text": " Use to permanently increase shock damage."}, {"start": 7881.66, "end": 7882.66, "text": " Use, yeah."}, {"start": 7882.66, "end": 7883.66, "text": " See?"}, {"start": 7883.66, "end": 7884.66, "text": " Don't sell."}, {"start": 7884.66, "end": 7885.66, "text": " Use."}, {"start": 7885.66, "end": 7889.78, "text": " Plus 20 shock damage."}, {"start": 7889.78, "end": 7893.78, "text": " And then, I don't even know what Shocking does, but obviously it's over for them."}, {"start": 7899.28, "end": 7903.78, "text": " And we're gonna get such insane multicast out of this because the fight is gonna never end!"}, {"start": 7910.28, "end": 7910.78, "text": " More?"}, {"start": 7914.78, "end": 7917.78, "text": " Oh my god, we were like, we won?"}, {"start": 7919.78, "end": 7921.78, "text": " We will we won somehow?"}, {"start": 7923.38, "end": 7928.44, "text": " Insofar as and such as okay level up her four is again me"}, {"start": 7930.86, "end": 7936.3, "text": " Lucky roll shop contains a mirror elixir use on an item to gain a plain copy of it"}, {"start": 7940.5199999999995, "end": 7942.5199999999995, "text": " Certainly we want to"}, {"start": 7943.24, "end": 7948.82, "text": " Well, honestly this beast can get out of here and this beast can get out of here"}, {"start": 7949.78, "end": 7952.78, "text": " Like, you don't do anything at this point."}, {"start": 7952.78, "end": 7956.5, "text": " We do have 220% crit chance."}, {"start": 7956.5, "end": 7968.259999999999, "text": " If we copy the shield, does it keep its effects?"}, {"start": 7968.259999999999, "end": 7969.259999999999, "text": " One star not evolved."}, {"start": 7969.259999999999, "end": 7976.0199999999995, "text": " Okay, in that case, I'd much rather copy the ring, but obviously we need this."}, {"start": 7976.02, "end": 7982.1, "text": " copy this and then you are elven."}, {"start": 7984.820000000001, "end": 7993.18, "text": " Well you don't do anything so you can obviously go and then copy this beast."}, {"start": 7993.18, "end": 8002.540000000001, "text": " Double elven strats, opon elven style. Shop contains only items you own and yet"}, {"start": 8002.54, "end": 8008.98, "text": " yet it doesn't have the item that I need. After all that it doesn't have the"}, {"start": 8008.98, "end": 8021.98, "text": " item I need. Kind of devastating. Yeah, yeah Orbin the Rinn makes a lot more sense."}, {"start": 8021.98, "end": 8026.5199999999995, "text": " You're right about that one. Oh shit, a hundred guys were dead. This thing is a"}, {"start": 8026.52, "end": 8047.0, "text": " 155 multi-cast. Yeah, that'll do it. But I can't stop winning. Here, I'm gonna do one"}, {"start": 8047.0, "end": 8049.0, "text": " One more rubber for skeptical pee, I'll be right back."}, {"start": 8137.0, "end": 8146.38, "text": " You guys want to be honest something with this sitting down to pee thing."}, {"start": 8146.38, "end": 8150.52, "text": " It does take like an extra 15 seconds or something, but then you don't have to think"}, {"start": 8150.52, "end": 8157.76, "text": " about where you're aiming at all, man."}, {"start": 8157.76, "end": 8163.0, "text": " You might be, I'm not trying to be performative, you might be honest something."}, {"start": 8163.0, "end": 8174.28, "text": " Okay, you simply buy best item available."}, {"start": 8174.28, "end": 8178.44, "text": " Start of combat permanently gains 7 damage, but you do 45 damage every 5 seconds."}, {"start": 8178.44, "end": 8182.2, "text": " It's horrendous, man."}, {"start": 8182.2, "end": 8183.72, "text": " Ruby knife applying some bleed."}, {"start": 8183.72, "end": 8189.36, "text": " I mean, we're running the poison back immediately."}, {"start": 8189.360000000001, "end": 8197.880000000001, "text": " It seems like you're just running the poison back immediately, man."}, {"start": 8197.880000000001, "end": 8203.28, "text": " Ruby knife, though."}, {"start": 8203.28, "end": 8208.6, "text": " I guess Bleed is not, Bleed doesn't decay."}, {"start": 8208.6, "end": 8213.640000000001, "text": " When obtained, also gain XP."}, {"start": 8213.64, "end": 8221.039999999999, "text": " This is like buying a cow and selling it for milk."}, {"start": 8221.039999999999, "end": 8223.939999999999, "text": " You raise a good point."}, {"start": 8223.939999999999, "end": 8227.88, "text": " Seven damage, three seconds with a multicast."}, {"start": 8227.88, "end": 8229.48, "text": " Twilight's edge is literally better."}, {"start": 8229.48, "end": 8236.439999999999, "text": " How do you say I hate this first shot?"}, {"start": 8236.439999999999, "end": 8243.599999999999, "text": " I think I like this because Bleed is progressive and then with 25 gold, let's just buy"}, {"start": 8243.6, "end": 8247.2, "text": " a sword that already does a decent amount of damage to start with but then"}, {"start": 8247.2, "end": 8254.04, "text": " frees the shop because I think I do want to buy a moon knife. I mean just looking"}, {"start": 8254.04, "end": 8257.84, "text": " at the numbers here we should destroy you right?"}, {"start": 8261.84, "end": 8264.84, "text": " right?"}, {"start": 8264.84, "end": 8270.12, "text": " Nothing in the heal slot?"}, {"start": 8270.12, "end": 8271.12, "text": " I fucked up."}, {"start": 8271.12, "end": 8272.12, "text": " Ah shit."}, {"start": 8272.12, "end": 8276.76, "text": " For some reason I thought I wouldn't show up until turn 4."}, {"start": 8276.76, "end": 8280.32, "text": " We still win anyway."}, {"start": 8280.32, "end": 8282.16, "text": " Bro hates using your slots, it's crazy."}, {"start": 8282.16, "end": 8284.32, "text": " Literally the dev wishes you would stop typing."}, {"start": 8284.32, "end": 8285.32, "text": " You ever think about that?"}, {"start": 8285.32, "end": 8287.960000000001, "text": " That's gotta be crazy to hear."}, {"start": 8287.960000000001, "end": 8288.960000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8288.960000000001, "end": 8294.08, "text": " I think we definitely want the XP."}, {"start": 8294.08, "end": 8301.48, "text": " You go off every 2.2 seconds, so you go there, and then with 15, fuck it bro, so what we buy nothing."}, {"start": 8303.48, "end": 8305.98, "text": " You have a crit chance, I'm gonna buy you and roll the dice."}, {"start": 8313.98, "end": 8315.68, "text": " Plus you have a higher crit chance, oh shit."}, {"start": 8316.18, "end": 8321.28, "text": " And, your passive, your healing can crit for 2x, what the fuck is this man?"}, {"start": 8321.28, "end": 8324.76, "text": " I'm fighting, so damn yugioh board or something."}, {"start": 8328.480000000001, "end": 8329.84, "text": " What am I supposed to do about that?"}, {"start": 8334.84, "end": 8335.68, "text": " Silver two, huh?"}, {"start": 8336.36, "end": 8336.800000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8339.28, "end": 8341.16, "text": " Whatever you say, buddy."}, {"start": 8342.28, "end": 8343.08, "text": " Silver two."}, {"start": 8348.76, "end": 8350.92, "text": " Honestly, give me some income on this."}, {"start": 8351.28, "end": 8364.640000000001, "text": " When you level up, permanently gain multicast, I'd be an interesting sort of vibe, I'm not"}, {"start": 8364.640000000001, "end": 8367.12, "text": " in love with everything else in the shop."}, {"start": 8367.12, "end": 8376.400000000001, "text": " When you buy it, leveling up costs 12, man, fuck you, dude."}, {"start": 8376.400000000001, "end": 8378.36, "text": " You send it regardless."}, {"start": 8378.36, "end": 8379.640000000001, "text": " Now puppy scares me."}, {"start": 8379.64, "end": 8388.599999999999, "text": " Multi is a serious discord kitten username and I will not elaborate further."}, {"start": 8388.599999999999, "end": 8389.599999999999, "text": " Multi Cast Heal Sire?"}, {"start": 8389.599999999999, "end": 8400.88, "text": " It needs more sauce first, because we already have Multi Cast on the regular bow."}, {"start": 8400.88, "end": 8407.279999999999, "text": " As expected, as expected versus Puppy."}, {"start": 8407.28, "end": 8412.62, "text": " shield or a weapon buff value potion can be traded for any item in the shop wait"}, {"start": 8412.62, "end": 8418.58, "text": " that could be huge man moon dagger is insane"}, {"start": 8419.1, "end": 8426.76, "text": " literally save your money grab the moon dagger which also leveled us up to give"}, {"start": 8426.76, "end": 8432.76, "text": " us multicast pop it out here level up for 44 even more multicast you go every"}, {"start": 8432.76, "end": 8445.24, "text": " three seconds you got every 3.3 you got more multicast leave shop take your free"}, {"start": 8445.24, "end": 8453.16, "text": " re-roll next time trigger and that's it that's a serious heel man sell your sword"}, {"start": 8453.16, "end": 8456.68, "text": " it might be the only thing I have it does damage I'm gonna be honest with you"}, {"start": 8456.68, "end": 8459.92, "text": " this person is named after a Pokemon and they're a patreon sub there's no"}, {"start": 8459.92, "end": 8466.32, "text": " chance we make it through this one? Get it twisted? What's in a name? Well, good thing"}, {"start": 8466.32, "end": 8468.960000000001, "text": " they called it a rose instead of a far otherwise you wouldn't be getting the"}, {"start": 8468.960000000001, "end": 8473.04, "text": " bouquet of them for your anniversary. Let's just put it that way. You're right,"}, {"start": 8473.04, "end": 8478.56, "text": " 2x speed. Never mind, we mug you. Get it twisted? One thing you need to know"}, {"start": 8478.56, "end": 8483.04, "text": " about video games, the better you are at them, the worse you are at them."}, {"start": 8483.04, "end": 8491.04, "text": " Leveling up costs us 48. I think we'd be a fool not to try it."}, {"start": 8491.04, "end": 8503.04, "text": " Don't really care about you. Don't really care about you."}, {"start": 8503.04, "end": 8511.04, "text": " Why do we have a plain bow? Because it's like day four, bro."}, {"start": 8511.04, "end": 8515.900000000001, "text": " Wait, now... now there's a certain Junaise Qua here."}, {"start": 8515.900000000001, "end": 8517.76, "text": " You sell for 8, which is pissing me off."}, {"start": 8517.76, "end": 8521.36, "text": " You sell for 15, which is a little bit better."}, {"start": 8521.36, "end": 8527.52, "text": " 15 allows us to get to 50 on trigger, cleanse 20% of your debuffs."}, {"start": 8527.52, "end": 8531.800000000001, "text": " You will pl- okay, I love this."}, {"start": 8531.800000000001, "end": 8540.800000000001, "text": " And then freezing this to hopefully buy this soon, too."}, {"start": 8540.8, "end": 8544.119999999999, "text": " I don't really know what my build does now that I think about it."}, {"start": 8544.119999999999, "end": 8548.519999999999, "text": " I guess it's ideally supposed to outheal the enemy."}, {"start": 8548.519999999999, "end": 8551.359999999999, "text": " I don't know where my damage is coming from, though."}, {"start": 8551.359999999999, "end": 8555.599999999999, "text": " I guess my damage is coming from my healing books."}, {"start": 8555.599999999999, "end": 8557.039999999999, "text": " The blood was all your damage?"}, {"start": 8557.039999999999, "end": 8557.96, "text": " OK, then why did I win?"}, {"start": 8567.72, "end": 8570.32, "text": " Business secrets of the pharaoh's ass."}, {"start": 8570.32, "end": 8578.24, "text": " Um, buy it? Sell it. We don't care about it leveling up at all at this point. And this is"}, {"start": 8578.24, "end": 8585.68, "text": " another sell it buy it situation. And these actually apply some debuffs."}, {"start": 8590.32, "end": 8590.88, "text": " I love it."}, {"start": 8594.56, "end": 8597.6, "text": " And then probably sell your regular bow as soon as possible as well."}, {"start": 8600.32, "end": 8602.72, "text": " I have no idea why it's doing so well"}, {"start": 8603.8, "end": 8607.84, "text": " No idea what what's causing this to pop off so nicely"}, {"start": 8612.279999999999, "end": 8615.08, "text": " It is XP is helping there's no doubt about that"}, {"start": 8616.72, "end": 8619.68, "text": " Bro fuck it double up on it"}, {"start": 8622.44, "end": 8625.08, "text": " I don't even want to know what this person's username was"}, {"start": 8630.32, "end": 8635.32, "text": " Holy shit, I have like 4x their max HP, bro."}, {"start": 8643.32, "end": 8647.32, "text": " I mean, just give me even more, I suppose."}, {"start": 8649.32, "end": 8651.32, "text": " Start of combat, we don't care. This could be big though."}, {"start": 8651.32, "end": 8656.32, "text": " On trigger-trigger start of combat, we have no start of combat that we care about."}, {"start": 8656.32, "end": 8662.72, "text": " when another item applies bleed oh you don't apply bleed oh that would have been nice"}, {"start": 8665.84, "end": 8671.52, "text": " every 10 triggers of item below gain bonus bleed and bonus shock hey wait whoa okay hang on"}, {"start": 8674.4, "end": 8677.92, "text": " it only takes this going off like twice to trigger 10 times right"}, {"start": 8679.44, "end": 8682.32, "text": " 12 times really and then we get this and this"}, {"start": 8682.32, "end": 8688.72, "text": " And then when you go off, you go off, but you going off and you going out doesn't really"}, {"start": 8688.72, "end": 8692.52, "text": " matter that much?"}, {"start": 8692.52, "end": 8694.24, "text": " Although bonus, I think it'll help."}, {"start": 8694.24, "end": 8698.36, "text": " And also, let's be so fucking for real, you're literally like useless."}, {"start": 8698.36, "end": 8701.16, "text": " I think I can buy you and put you here."}, {"start": 8701.16, "end": 8708.279999999999, "text": " We don't need you to be out there yet."}, {"start": 8708.28, "end": 8721.08, "text": " And instead, we could level up for an extra multicast and freeze you."}, {"start": 8721.08, "end": 8722.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8722.08, "end": 8724.2, "text": " Okay you have a 7x multicaster that is scary."}, {"start": 8724.2, "end": 8731.44, "text": " And you have a lot of max HP which is scary as well."}, {"start": 8731.44, "end": 8735.44, "text": " I am applying like 10 of every debuff to you constantly, which seems pretty good."}, {"start": 8739.44, "end": 8740.44, "text": " Haunt."}, {"start": 8744.44, "end": 8747.44, "text": " Upgrade and epic. Wait, we have epics, man."}, {"start": 8751.44, "end": 8753.44, "text": " Slot buffs."}, {"start": 8753.44, "end": 8755.44, "text": " I think they can both be great."}, {"start": 8755.44, "end": 8759.44, "text": " I mean, this basically just gives us one extra shield, but you know what that does?"}, {"start": 8759.44, "end": 8763.34, "text": " that buys us spate oh but then it's gonna I don't know man that's weird get"}, {"start": 8763.34, "end": 8770.84, "text": " fucking random slot buffs nah man not on up not on up I'm willing to do it and"}, {"start": 8770.84, "end": 8775.24, "text": " then we'll build up this one from base principles"}, {"start": 8775.24, "end": 8788.3, "text": " It's not permanent, huh?"}, {"start": 8788.3, "end": 8789.3, "text": " Level up for 48."}, {"start": 8789.3, "end": 8795.16, "text": " Damn, we're fucking going crazy on this one, though."}, {"start": 8795.16, "end": 8796.16, "text": " Sword is shit?"}, {"start": 8796.16, "end": 8797.8, "text": " You steam a mean hand."}, {"start": 8797.8, "end": 8800.72, "text": " I think you're right on that one."}, {"start": 8800.72, "end": 8802.0, "text": " Dave's not here, man."}, {"start": 8802.0, "end": 8805.199999999999, "text": " Now we're talking."}, {"start": 8805.2, "end": 8813.04, "text": " and Chong reference. Well yeah it's an auto battler all right because I have"}, {"start": 8813.04, "end": 8824.320000000002, "text": " absolutely no idea why I'm doing so well. But we are. You're a crystal, you are a crystal item."}, {"start": 8824.32, "end": 8832.199999999999, "text": " If you applied bleed, could cut you."}, {"start": 8832.199999999999, "end": 8838.36, "text": " You applied bleed to make the shark king go off a little bit faster."}, {"start": 8838.36, "end": 8843.119999999999, "text": " And then we go next."}, {"start": 8843.119999999999, "end": 8848.8, "text": " It wouldn't be an auto-vaddler if my best runs weren't my most incoherent and my worst"}, {"start": 8848.8, "end": 8851.24, "text": " runs weren't my most synergistic."}, {"start": 8851.24, "end": 8852.32, "text": " Just science man."}, {"start": 8856.0, "end": 8857.48, "text": " Holy shit, we're on nine wins."}, {"start": 8859.64, "end": 8861.6, "text": " Uh, yeah, sure, I don't know."}, {"start": 8862.52, "end": 8866.64, "text": " 20,000 max HP seems pretty fucking good."}, {"start": 8868.84, "end": 8870.92, "text": " I'm literally just gonna level up twice."}, {"start": 8881.24, "end": 8885.76, "text": " Damn, dude, it's that easy."}, {"start": 8885.76, "end": 8895.6, "text": " Well, I would definitely say let's go to Endless Mode, because this is the first run where it"}, {"start": 8895.6, "end": 8898.0, "text": " actually seems viable."}, {"start": 8898.0, "end": 8903.92, "text": " I mean, call me crazy."}, {"start": 8903.92, "end": 8908.68, "text": " Just take your level up again, man."}, {"start": 8908.68, "end": 8909.960000000001, "text": " Is this all stream?"}, {"start": 8909.960000000001, "end": 8911.24, "text": " No, I don't know what we're gonna play next,"}, {"start": 8911.24, "end": 8913.6, "text": " but it's gonna be something a little different."}, {"start": 8913.6, "end": 8914.52, "text": " This is good."}, {"start": 8921.6, "end": 8923.04, "text": " It's just like backpack battles."}, {"start": 8923.04, "end": 8926.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, except your time in the shop is like 30 seconds"}, {"start": 8926.960000000001, "end": 8929.56, "text": " instead of 117 minutes trying to figure out"}, {"start": 8929.56, "end": 8933.52, "text": " how to fit everything in your fucking backpack."}, {"start": 8933.52, "end": 8934.880000000001, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 8934.880000000001, "end": 8942.580000000002, "text": " I'm just gonna level up again."}, {"start": 8942.580000000002, "end": 8946.920000000002, "text": " Kyle lives, oh shit, the void stinger."}, {"start": 8946.920000000002, "end": 8950.800000000001, "text": " Every two seconds does 900 damage."}, {"start": 8950.800000000001, "end": 8953.480000000001, "text": " This will be a real test."}, {"start": 8953.480000000001, "end": 8956.880000000001, "text": " Alright, Kyle."}, {"start": 8956.880000000001, "end": 8960.640000000001, "text": " Kyle, you got a pretty good run there."}, {"start": 8960.640000000001, "end": 8962.880000000001, "text": " I ain't gonna lie to you."}, {"start": 8962.880000000001, "end": 8972.000000000002, "text": " level up real quick and then level that up every 10 triggers of the item below"}, {"start": 8972.000000000002, "end": 8982.880000000001, "text": " four bonus bleed four bonus shock and then and freeze it and the chest holy"}, {"start": 8982.880000000001, "end": 8994.52, "text": " shit I literally don't even care just take it and sell it and then don't sell"}, {"start": 8994.52, "end": 9002.920000000002, "text": " this don't sell this just be patient 23,000 max HP look at what they have to"}, {"start": 9002.920000000002, "end": 9008.12, "text": " do to mimic even a problem I'm dead guys they got a pretty thing good thing"}, {"start": 9008.12, "end": 9021.12, "text": " go in there with the shard fang. But now we got a level 2 version of this, Andy. And"}, {"start": 9021.12, "end": 9028.320000000002, "text": " oh, that's insane! This is a roll me situation because we're about to be unlethal. We don't"}, {"start": 9028.320000000002, "end": 9036.320000000002, "text": " care. We care a lot. Holy fuck, every time we apply bleed trigger this twice. Then you"}, {"start": 9036.32, "end": 9037.82, "text": " Get another chest."}, {"start": 9037.82, "end": 9040.32, "text": " Holy shit, and then you get another chest?"}, {"start": 9045.52, "end": 9047.02, "text": " You absolutely level up."}, {"start": 9051.22, "end": 9052.72, "text": " Alright, now come on."}, {"start": 9052.72, "end": 9055.02, "text": " We fought some fucking-"}, {"start": 9055.02, "end": 9057.52, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!"}, {"start": 9057.52, "end": 9058.52, "text": " Hehehehe."}, {"start": 9059.72, "end": 9061.82, "text": " How is yours that was better than mine?"}, {"start": 9061.82, "end": 9063.42, "text": " What the fuck, man?"}, {"start": 9066.32, "end": 9075.48, "text": " Bring me back with an epic chest Hey, I'm inclined to say it."}, {"start": 9075.48, "end": 9078.0, "text": " Fuck endless mode forever, maybe."}, {"start": 9078.0, "end": 9080.88, "text": " Um, sell it bro!"}, {"start": 9080.88, "end": 9082.92, "text": " I'm trying to sell it outside of the shop."}, {"start": 9082.92, "end": 9091.44, "text": " Like an absolute fool."}, {"start": 9091.44, "end": 9092.56, "text": " Anything we already have?"}, {"start": 9092.56, "end": 9096.16, "text": " Any legendary items?"}, {"start": 9096.16, "end": 9103.1, "text": " stumble upon a treasure vault when sold gain two goblets used to gain plus 10"}, {"start": 9103.1, "end": 9107.76, "text": " income well that's a given"}, {"start": 9113.6, "end": 9118.72, "text": " do you have anything I like I don't believe so what the fuck is this use on"}, {"start": 9118.72, "end": 9135.5, "text": " a two star to upgrade to a three star? Holy shit. That's incredible. Drag Spears here"}, {"start": 9135.5, "end": 9142.5, "text": " to consume them and permanently gain their damage and crit?"}, {"start": 9142.5, "end": 9143.5, "text": " Imagine?"}, {"start": 9143.5, "end": 9151.42, "text": " Alright, I mean this is a case to be made, but I think we need something better."}, {"start": 9151.42, "end": 9153.7, "text": " No, not the Shark King."}, {"start": 9153.7, "end": 9157.94, "text": " Come on man, come on, not a fucking candle, that's the most dangerous item in any AUTOBATHER"}, {"start": 9157.94, "end": 9158.94, "text": " EVER MADE!"}, {"start": 9158.94, "end": 9163.86, "text": " Alright, it's still pretty good though."}, {"start": 9163.86, "end": 9168.66, "text": " All right, slash marker me, that's, um, that's Oaken Tower."}, {"start": 9168.66, "end": 9172.54, "text": " The multiplicative scaling gets a little crazy for sure."}, {"start": 9172.54, "end": 9178.54, "text": " Um, but I mean, we are kind of like, I mean, we're bronze one, bro, we're kind of popping"}, {"start": 9178.54, "end": 9179.54, "text": " off."}, {"start": 9179.54, "end": 9185.7, "text": " Fun game, though."}, {"start": 9185.7, "end": 9187.460000000001, "text": " Hard to balance an auto-battler, man."}, {"start": 9193.86, "end": 9198.5, "text": " the thing is soon as you put like multipliers in it I mean you get two"}, {"start": 9198.5, "end": 9203.26, "text": " multipliers you multiple you multiply a multiple by a multiple you got an"}, {"start": 9203.26, "end": 9210.1, "text": " exponent kid at that point you got a fucking exponent"}, {"start": 9212.140000000001, "end": 9217.980000000001, "text": " that's a problem that's a big fucking problem"}, {"start": 9223.86, "end": 9232.300000000001, "text": " Holy shit, I have sparkling water right next to me."}, {"start": 9232.300000000001, "end": 9237.68, "text": " What a dream come true."}, {"start": 9237.68, "end": 9240.1, "text": " Doesn't the store page literally mention it as a feature?"}, {"start": 9240.1, "end": 9244.44, "text": " Oh, I guess if the immutable truth of the store page mentions it, then I can't even"}, {"start": 9244.44, "end": 9246.94, "text": " remark upon it as a balancing issue."}, {"start": 9246.94, "end": 9250.94, "text": " Now that I realize it's written in the sacred text, I apologize for bringing it"}, {"start": 9250.94, "end": 9251.94, "text": " up."}, {"start": 9251.94, "end": 9257.94, "text": " I didn't realize it was an objectively good thing because it's written on the page where they try to sell you the game."}, {"start": 9269.94, "end": 9273.94, "text": " You did not see me in Mount Vernon last weekend, don't put that evil on me."}, {"start": 9273.94, "end": 9275.94, "text": " You might, where did you see me last weekend?"}, {"start": 9276.94, "end": 9280.94, "text": " One weekend ago, let me think about this."}, {"start": 9281.94, "end": 9289.42, "text": " Not too many places if I'm being honest with you."}, {"start": 9289.42, "end": 9296.060000000001, "text": " I mean, it sounds like a joke, but I was literally on Saturday."}, {"start": 9296.060000000001, "end": 9302.34, "text": " I was at a hair stylist for like an hour and a half waiting for my wife and daughter to"}, {"start": 9302.34, "end": 9304.460000000001, "text": " get their hair cut."}, {"start": 9304.460000000001, "end": 9309.66, "text": " Kind of ironic, I suppose, but I was there."}, {"start": 9309.66, "end": 9310.66, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 9310.66, "end": 9311.66, "text": " I was in the West End a little bit."}, {"start": 9311.66, "end": 9317.22, "text": " I was in the West End buying seven of the same shirt at Muji."}, {"start": 9331.14, "end": 9332.26, "text": " Muji my goat."}, {"start": 9332.26, "end": 9332.9, "text": " It's pretty nice."}, {"start": 9332.9, "end": 9334.539999999999, "text": " I was hoping they had a CD player, though,"}, {"start": 9334.539999999999, "end": 9336.14, "text": " that I could mount on my wall."}, {"start": 9336.14, "end": 9336.86, "text": " They did not."}, {"start": 9339.66, "end": 9340.42, "text": " Also, I fucked up."}, {"start": 9340.42, "end": 9342.54, "text": " I should have bought a laundry hamper there."}, {"start": 9346.22, "end": 9348.28, "text": " Bubble in the throat, my bad."}, {"start": 9350.54, "end": 9353.42, "text": " They got those button up shirts that don't have a collar."}, {"start": 9353.42, "end": 9355.74, "text": " It's called a Henley, bro."}, {"start": 9355.74, "end": 9360.74, "text": " It's called a Henley, just so you know."}, {"start": 9363.42, "end": 9364.54, "text": " Go back, CD player."}, {"start": 9364.54, "end": 9365.54, "text": " Yeah, how else am I gonna play"}, {"start": 9365.54, "end": 9367.74, "text": " this that's early Yamashita stuff, bro?"}, {"start": 9370.42, "end": 9391.98, "text": " Spotify, Kate Bush mode, your name is too keynote to be this ignorant."}, {"start": 9391.98, "end": 9392.98, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 9392.98, "end": 9394.22, "text": " Justin, I know you might be in the chat."}, {"start": 9394.22, "end": 9395.74, "text": " Don't take this the wrong way."}, {"start": 9395.74, "end": 9398.06, "text": " I think it might be time to bring back."}, {"start": 9398.06, "end": 9405.42, "text": " I think it might be time to skism Unk CS, Unk CS into two Unk CSs, a low ELO Unk CS and"}, {"start": 9405.42, "end": 9412.019999999999, "text": " a high ELO Unk CS, because I've been feeling the CS itch, but I really can't be streaming"}, {"start": 9412.019999999999, "end": 9419.9, "text": " five hours getting my fucking ass beat by people with like 11,000 ELO."}, {"start": 9419.9, "end": 9429.48, "text": " like a Me Dan Kate squad, a Me Dan and Kate squad, with Corey kind of as the the"}, {"start": 9429.48, "end": 9436.859999999999, "text": " unke that can, the, the, the do elow, unke that can play high or low."}, {"start": 9442.38, "end": 9442.859999999999, "text": " You know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 9442.859999999999, "end": 9444.66, "text": " Kind of like the biracial Corey."}, {"start": 9449.9, "end": 9454.9, "text": " He could join us in low Elo, he could join us in high Elo, or join them in high Elo."}, {"start": 9467.52, "end": 9470.199999999999, "text": " Corey's by, it's not for me to say."}, {"start": 9470.199999999999, "end": 9472.06, "text": " Well, can I say something though?"}, {"start": 9472.06, "end": 9475.44, "text": " Let me go to his letterbox."}, {"start": 9475.44, "end": 9478.64, "text": " With God as my witness, I don't think I've ever seen this motherfucker."}, {"start": 9479.9, "end": 9481.5, "text": " Give a movie five stars."}, {"start": 9484.1, "end": 9488.18, "text": " Films, rating, five stars."}, {"start": 9488.18, "end": 9491.199999999999, "text": " Okay, he's given like 30 movies, five stars."}, {"start": 9492.46, "end": 9493.9, "text": " Iron Man 2?"}, {"start": 9493.9, "end": 9495.9, "text": " Okay, Corey, I'm not trying to put you on."}, {"start": 9496.9, "end": 9499.699999999999, "text": " No, I genuinely didn't go here to put you on the spot"}, {"start": 9499.699999999999, "end": 9501.619999999999, "text": " for what movies you gave five stars."}, {"start": 9501.619999999999, "end": 9504.74, "text": " But Iron Man 2 being five stars is kind of insane."}, {"start": 9504.74, "end": 9505.94, "text": " Have we done, okay."}, {"start": 9507.38, "end": 9509.26, "text": " There's some in here I 100% agree with."}, {"start": 9509.26, "end": 9513.9, "text": " I mean, adaptation, absolutely, man."}, {"start": 9513.9, "end": 9516.74, "text": " Gremlins, Ghostbusters, Raiders of the Lost Ark,"}, {"start": 9516.74, "end": 9519.54, "text": " Back to the Future, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off."}, {"start": 9519.54, "end": 9522.42, "text": " Is this how I find out my friend Corey is Gen X, man?"}, {"start": 9532.74, "end": 9534.5, "text": " Corey might be Gen X, dude."}, {"start": 9539.26, "end": 9543.9, "text": " And the Empire strikes back now. He's chill because he gave the good the bad and the ugly five stars to"}, {"start": 9552.28, "end": 9559.04, "text": " Also, I record he's a real one because he gave American Beauty five stars. I think that movie is really good now obviously, you know"}, {"start": 9560.960000000001, "end": 9563.800000000001, "text": " Kevin Spacey not a good guy the movies good"}, {"start": 9569.26, "end": 9578.2, "text": " Do the voice what's what's my oh, you mean the Frank Underwood he does talk to the camera in that movie, too"}, {"start": 9578.2, "end": 9580.78, "text": " He's kind of like a so the liquid merchant"}, {"start": 9585.58, "end": 9587.74, "text": " Like a bro should we play commas CS?"}, {"start": 9599.26, "end": 9608.7, "text": " I mean, it's calm, calmness, C.S., or slay the spire, man."}, {"start": 9608.7, "end": 9609.7, "text": " Cash is out."}, {"start": 9609.7, "end": 9622.62, "text": " I literally just want to play dust."}, {"start": 9622.62, "end": 9623.62, "text": " Tomodachi flushed."}, {"start": 9623.62, "end": 9625.300000000001, "text": " What do you want from me, motherfuckers?"}, {"start": 9625.300000000001, "end": 9629.320000000002, "text": " We've played like 100 hours in the last two weeks and nothing happens."}, {"start": 9629.320000000002, "end": 9633.840000000002, "text": " I've tried my best to engineer drama on the island, nothing happens."}, {"start": 9633.840000000002, "end": 9634.840000000002, "text": " I think the game's great."}, {"start": 9634.840000000002, "end": 9647.840000000002, "text": " I just wish Nintendo put a little gameplay in it, man."}, {"start": 9647.840000000002, "end": 9650.76, "text": " I push the dolls together and then people tell you gotta take them apart, but if you"}, {"start": 9650.76, "end": 9653.76, "text": " and take them apart, you're just standing there watching them do nothing."}, {"start": 9659.76, "end": 9661.76, "text": " I'm loading up CES as we speak."}, {"start": 9680.76, "end": 9700.16, "text": " Oh shit, is this way too loud?"}, {"start": 9700.16, "end": 9701.16, "text": " Not chill?"}, {"start": 9701.16, "end": 9702.16, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9702.16, "end": 9705.84, "text": " And now apparently some random plus one in my wedding spent the whole time pitching Herbalife"}, {"start": 9705.84, "end": 9706.84, "text": " to everybody."}, {"start": 9706.84, "end": 9707.84, "text": " What are your thoughts on this?"}, {"start": 9707.84, "end": 9710.32, "text": " Bro, this on a random plus one is your brother's girlfriend."}, {"start": 9710.32, "end": 9715.44, "text": " That's what they do."}, {"start": 9715.44, "end": 9720.32, "text": " That's a human being right there."}, {"start": 9720.32, "end": 9734.0, "text": " Did you capture this shit again?"}, {"start": 9734.0, "end": 9735.0, "text": " They use broom sweepers."}, {"start": 9735.0, "end": 9738.08, "text": " do I use broom sweeper source for this?"}, {"start": 9743.58, "end": 9744.42, "text": " Yes I do."}, {"start": 9745.82, "end": 9747.54, "text": " Yes I do, how about that?"}, {"start": 9749.12, "end": 9752.46, "text": " Jay on NL stream for CS would be fire."}, {"start": 9752.46, "end": 9754.08, "text": " It would not be fire and I love Jay,"}, {"start": 9754.08, "end": 9755.88, "text": " but it would not be fire and the reason it would not"}, {"start": 9755.88, "end": 9758.68, "text": " be fire is because my good friend Jay is too good at CS."}, {"start": 9758.68, "end": 9764.52, "text": " We need we need some serious fucking noobs"}, {"start": 9766.16, "end": 9768.16, "text": " When we play CS, okay, I"}, {"start": 9769.2, "end": 9774.720000000001, "text": " Need some because like you see thank you for saying Jay. They don't want the heat. Thank you for saying that"}, {"start": 9778.52, "end": 9783.64, "text": " Part of it is like I mean trust me bro because I've taken some tennis lessons in my day"}, {"start": 9783.84, "end": 9786.92, "text": " What's the difference between a good tennis lesson and a bad tennis lesson?"}, {"start": 9786.92, "end": 9793.76, "text": " teammates at your level. Tell me why I'm in the intermediate class, and I'm playing with"}, {"start": 9793.76, "end": 9797.24, "text": " people that can't get the ball over the net. They've got their strings turned up to the"}, {"start": 9797.24, "end": 9801.28, "text": " sky, launching the ball into the fucking moon every single time they hit it. Bro, why did"}, {"start": 9801.28, "end": 9805.28, "text": " you sign up for the intermediate class? You're not even planting your feet and rotating"}, {"start": 9805.28, "end": 9812.32, "text": " your hips, bro. You're all arm. You're all arm. But on the same side, tell me"}, {"start": 9812.32, "end": 9820.18, "text": " I'm now going 1v1 in intermediate tennis with somebody who nails the first serve every fucking time you fucking liar"}, {"start": 9821.96, "end": 9823.96, "text": " You're in the wrong class bro"}, {"start": 9830.32, "end": 9832.32, "text": " Wait Corey's"}, {"start": 9832.32, "end": 9833.32, "text": " 6,015"}, {"start": 9833.32, "end": 9837.08, "text": " Elo in premiere. I think Corey can join low rank"}, {"start": 9837.08, "end": 9847.32, "text": " Chiblee is 8,448, but I think the problem is that he's supposed to be 12,000, but he just kept losing"}, {"start": 9847.32, "end": 9857.64, "text": " on stream. He's like a 12,000 elo player that has like a minus 4,000 ping."}, {"start": 9867.08, "end": 9877.5, "text": " I'm queuing by the way, it just takes a minute."}, {"start": 9877.5, "end": 9881.08, "text": " Are people going to be mad at me for being in Premiere with no comms?"}, {"start": 9881.08, "end": 9883.08, "text": " Probably, right?"}, {"start": 9883.08, "end": 9888.92, "text": " No, but it's not going to matter because I'm going to top frag and they're going to"}, {"start": 9888.92, "end": 9893.92, "text": " be like, that's awesome."}, {"start": 9893.92, "end": 9904.68, "text": " Just do your callouts."}, {"start": 9904.68, "end": 9907.76, "text": " All paying."}, {"start": 9907.76, "end": 9908.76, "text": " I would now."}, {"start": 9908.76, "end": 9910.8, "text": " Rags bar and grill, you raise an interesting point."}, {"start": 9910.8, "end": 9920.4, "text": " I was thinking about maybe the new meta for Tomodachi life is literally just running it"}, {"start": 9920.4, "end": 9924.72, "text": " in like an ant farm in the corner and having it on at all times."}, {"start": 9925.24, "end": 9929.96, "text": " And then we just tap in and make it the main window when something interesting happens."}, {"start": 9937.52, "end": 9942.72, "text": " Could be interesting. So never, I mean, I love Tomodachi life, but I am kind of,"}, {"start": 9943.92, "end": 9947.48, "text": " I'm a little pressed on the fact that like anytime there's any drama, they go,"}, {"start": 9947.48, "end": 9950.48, "text": " Hmm. It's a sunny day. I feel good now."}, {"start": 9952.48, "end": 9953.48, "text": " Let's roll."}, {"start": 9953.48, "end": 9954.48, "text": " It's a me off."}, {"start": 9954.48, "end": 9957.48, "text": " Alright, who's on my team? Me and Playa."}, {"start": 9964.48, "end": 9965.48, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 9966.48, "end": 9968.48, "text": " Guys, we're back with CS2. I'm jonesing."}, {"start": 9968.48, "end": 9971.48, "text": " Please don't tell my friends who are good at the game."}, {"start": 9971.48, "end": 9973.48, "text": " That I..."}, {"start": 9975.48, "end": 9976.48, "text": " This is what I want to ban."}, {"start": 9976.48, "end": 9983.48, "text": " Please don't tell my friends that are good at the game that I need to play solo because I need to play people that are at my level."}, {"start": 9983.48, "end": 9989.48, "text": " Listen, it's understandable. Just in that stream where we played like five hours, I think we won one match."}, {"start": 9989.48, "end": 9993.48, "text": " And the match that we won, we had to come back from like seven rounds down."}, {"start": 9993.48, "end": 9999.48, "text": " But the other four hours and 40 minutes was losing. It might have, it broke me in a serious way."}, {"start": 9999.48, "end": 10005.48, "text": " Okay, where are we starting y'all? CTT, I don't care. I'm the guy with the gun."}, {"start": 10005.48, "end": 10017.08, "text": " Let's roll on."}, {"start": 10017.08, "end": 10018.08, "text": " That's two."}, {"start": 10018.08, "end": 10021.88, "text": " Why does it say competitive?"}, {"start": 10021.88, "end": 10023.24, "text": " Why does it say it should be premier?"}, {"start": 10023.24, "end": 10024.24, "text": " Why does it say competitive?"}, {"start": 10024.24, "end": 10025.52, "text": " Okay, we run it, we see how cool they are."}, {"start": 10025.52, "end": 10030.439999999999, "text": " I got to remember how to play the game."}, {"start": 10030.439999999999, "end": 10032.6, "text": " Librarian ban all Counter-Strike players in chat."}, {"start": 10032.6, "end": 10035.119999999999, "text": " I'm so tired of hearing play cash."}, {"start": 10035.12, "end": 10041.320000000002, "text": " been four seconds. Type A about gameplay mechanics is one thing. Type A about like which mode"}, {"start": 10041.320000000002, "end": 10052.0, "text": " you should play is a new kind of degeneracy. Okay, I cover long. I cover long and I blow"}, {"start": 10052.0, "end": 10060.42, "text": " them up with a high explosive grenade right off the bat."}, {"start": 10060.42, "end": 10061.42, "text": " End of Molly."}, {"start": 10061.42, "end": 10071.38, "text": " Move, move, move."}, {"start": 10071.38, "end": 10075.12, "text": " You're literally slowing me down."}, {"start": 10075.12, "end": 10076.62, "text": " What the fuck he bought one too?"}, {"start": 10076.62, "end": 10078.62, "text": " There's one there!"}, {"start": 10085.140000000001, "end": 10087.140000000001, "text": " Yeah, nice try, bud."}, {"start": 10090.78, "end": 10092.78, "text": " I saw blood."}, {"start": 10093.820000000002, "end": 10095.820000000002, "text": " There's one on the fucking door, man."}, {"start": 10097.78, "end": 10099.78, "text": " Now we pull back."}, {"start": 10099.900000000001, "end": 10103.58, "text": " Look at the screen. Don't look at chat. Look at the screen. Don't look at chat. Look at the screen."}, {"start": 10107.6, "end": 10111.68, "text": " Don't run out of ammo. Oh shit bombs on site y'all"}, {"start": 10115.2, "end": 10119.740000000002, "text": " I'm only got eight bullets left. I got to be careful. Can I have this clip?"}, {"start": 10121.380000000001, "end": 10125.060000000001, "text": " Fuck motherfucker. I got to grab his pistol"}, {"start": 10130.5, "end": 10133.2, "text": " Where did his gun go bro, where did his gun go?"}, {"start": 10136.62, "end": 10138.62, "text": " Where the fuck is his gun?"}, {"start": 10143.820000000002, "end": 10145.820000000002, "text": " I gotta make a move"}, {"start": 10147.820000000002, "end": 10149.820000000002, "text": " Not my best round y'all"}, {"start": 10152.160000000002, "end": 10155.42, "text": " What happened to his gun if I had his gun that's a different story"}, {"start": 10161.7, "end": 10163.7, "text": " I have no sound"}, {"start": 10164.02, "end": 10166.02, "text": " There's no sound in the game anymore"}, {"start": 10166.62, "end": 10175.900000000001, "text": " Hello, can you still hear me?"}, {"start": 10175.900000000001, "end": 10178.300000000001, "text": " Go to settings and change the input device back."}, {"start": 10178.300000000001, "end": 10184.740000000002, "text": " Oh my God, they broke the game by adding cash?"}, {"start": 10184.740000000002, "end": 10191.78, "text": " Yes, it's a bug right now."}, {"start": 10191.78, "end": 10196.78, "text": " Fuck it, bro. We play better, Def."}, {"start": 10201.78, "end": 10203.78, "text": " Okay, give me a second here."}, {"start": 10206.78, "end": 10212.78, "text": " They broke the sound adding a new map."}, {"start": 10213.78, "end": 10220.78, "text": " But the thing is, they have a very flat management structure, which is good."}, {"start": 10221.78, "end": 10226.78, "text": " You can hear now, presumably."}, {"start": 10226.78, "end": 10231.78, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 10231.78, "end": 10238.78, "text": " Now you can't, but that's to be expected."}, {"start": 10238.78, "end": 10243.78, "text": " Nope, because as soon as I have tabbed back in, it has now..."}, {"start": 10243.78, "end": 10248.78, "text": " Oh, no, no, no, they're just being quiet. Okay, everything's fine."}, {"start": 10248.78, "end": 10255.060000000001, "text": " quiet okay everything's fine no no it's I don't know no it okay it's working there's"}, {"start": 10255.060000000001, "end": 10260.5, "text": " no there's no footsteps but there's just gun sounds"}, {"start": 10261.58, "end": 10270.380000000001, "text": " there's no beeping maybe maybe because nobody's planted the bomb okay now"}, {"start": 10270.380000000001, "end": 10273.660000000002, "text": " everything's fine"}, {"start": 10273.660000000002, "end": 10280.660000000002, "text": " is the deco always been this long?"}, {"start": 10282.78, "end": 10289.78, "text": " holy shit he's a god, he's a god"}, {"start": 10294.460000000001, "end": 10296.18, "text": " okay"}, {"start": 10296.18, "end": 10298.58, "text": " Go back. Actually my damage is not too bad."}, {"start": 10298.58, "end": 10299.58, "text": " Now you go."}, {"start": 10301.460000000001, "end": 10303.78, "text": " 50 damage. Blue, get it together, bro."}, {"start": 10308.58, "end": 10309.58, "text": " Now it's over."}, {"start": 10317.08, "end": 10318.58, "text": " Look at this shit right here."}, {"start": 10320.08, "end": 10321.380000000001, "text": " You gonna pull a knife today?"}, {"start": 10322.18, "end": 10323.18, "text": " Gambling's bad."}, {"start": 10323.48, "end": 10324.48, "text": " That being said..."}, {"start": 10326.18, "end": 10330.380000000001, "text": " I'll say I got to take my angle."}, {"start": 10330.82, "end": 10336.460000000001, "text": " Kate was like, she got interested in scratch tickets."}, {"start": 10336.460000000001, "end": 10339.02, "text": " She's never used a scratch ticket before."}, {"start": 10339.02, "end": 10341.68, "text": " So we were at lunch on Sunday and she was like,"}, {"start": 10341.68, "end": 10344.62, "text": " I'm going to look up which ones have like the best odds."}, {"start": 10344.62, "end": 10349.300000000001, "text": " So she looked it up and then after we went to the convenience store,"}, {"start": 10349.300000000001, "end": 10350.9, "text": " she's like, I want to try it out."}, {"start": 10350.9, "end": 10352.9, "text": " What a smoke, by the way."}, {"start": 10352.9, "end": 10354.98, "text": " She's like, I want to try it out."}, {"start": 10354.98, "end": 10356.939999999999, "text": " We got up to the cash register and she's like,"}, {"start": 10356.939999999999, "end": 10359.02, "text": " I didn't bring my wallet."}, {"start": 10359.02, "end": 10363.66, "text": " So I bought three scratch cards for her."}, {"start": 10363.66, "end": 10365.26, "text": " It came to $15."}, {"start": 10365.26, "end": 10369.14, "text": " She won $20."}, {"start": 10369.14, "end": 10372.18, "text": " And then she's walking around talking like,"}, {"start": 10372.18, "end": 10375.06, "text": " I turned $15 into $20."}, {"start": 10375.06, "end": 10376.46, "text": " What are you talking about?"}, {"start": 10376.46, "end": 10378.42, "text": " You did even better."}, {"start": 10378.42, "end": 10383.98, "text": " You turned $0 into $20."}, {"start": 10383.98, "end": 10385.98, "text": " The EV is off the charts, man!"}, {"start": 10393.859999999999, "end": 10394.98, "text": " Yeah, but y'all are married?"}, {"start": 10396.3, "end": 10398.1, "text": " That's true. I didn't think about it that way."}, {"start": 10399.1, "end": 10404.22, "text": " So really, we both turned seven and a half dollars into ten dollars each."}, {"start": 10407.22, "end": 10407.9, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10409.98, "end": 10411.26, "text": " They're fucking out here, bro."}, {"start": 10411.26, "end": 10419.78, "text": " We got mine, got mine!"}, {"start": 10419.78, "end": 10422.1, "text": " And we got an assist, that was huge."}, {"start": 10422.1, "end": 10435.6, "text": " Damn, bro, still got the damn MP7 too."}, {"start": 10435.6, "end": 10438.14, "text": " This view model is taking me out."}, {"start": 10438.14, "end": 10445.98, "text": " it's working and I'm getting so many assists. Now he's valid for that one."}, {"start": 10449.779999999999, "end": 10454.939999999999, "text": " This gun model is kind of hurting my eyes though."}, {"start": 10457.22, "end": 10461.18, "text": " MP7's cracked, kind of a cheap rifle right now. I don't even think I have it on"}, {"start": 10461.18, "end": 10465.46, "text": " my loadout because I don't think I have a skin for it man."}, {"start": 10465.460000000001, "end": 10467.460000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10467.500000000002, "end": 10472.300000000001, "text": " Was in spawn disrespectful wait wait wait we could go third here"}, {"start": 10475.060000000001, "end": 10477.060000000001, "text": " Not quite"}, {"start": 10480.140000000001, "end": 10485.02, "text": " 5800 we had two three two not bad not bad"}, {"start": 10495.460000000001, "end": 10504.04, "text": " Imagine if we could rock a jump now. Should we load up TFC and do some concussion jumps on 2-4 bro"}, {"start": 10507.160000000002, "end": 10511.68, "text": " It's literally free kills because everybody else just does sniper duels on the veranda"}, {"start": 10516.7, "end": 10518.7, "text": " Okay, you got to check your corners"}, {"start": 10525.460000000001, "end": 10527.580000000002, "text": " W game sense."}, {"start": 10527.580000000002, "end": 10531.580000000002, "text": " We got lower tons on these beasts."}, {"start": 10531.580000000002, "end": 10538.580000000002, "text": " You'd you know he's up there."}, {"start": 10541.1, "end": 10545.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, right there, right there."}, {"start": 10545.300000000001, "end": 10548.78, "text": " Take a little souvenir for the road."}, {"start": 10548.78, "end": 10554.380000000001, "text": " McDavid of CS? Yo did you see Edmonton last night though?"}, {"start": 10554.380000000001, "end": 10561.380000000001, "text": " quite a game"}, {"start": 10564.460000000001, "end": 10569.060000000001, "text": " I saw a bit of it because I was hoping to see the highlights of Montreal vs Tampa"}, {"start": 10569.060000000001, "end": 10572.78, "text": " the series that I actually want to watch but it wasn't"}, {"start": 10572.78, "end": 10576.900000000001, "text": " that's that one they take two days of travel now"}, {"start": 10576.900000000001, "end": 10580.86, "text": " because the NHL has gone soft"}, {"start": 10580.86, "end": 10582.2, "text": " Okay, fire this bro."}, {"start": 10584.94, "end": 10587.34, "text": " Literally saw him get lit on fire."}, {"start": 10587.34, "end": 10589.54, "text": " My bad, y'all, don't turn your back to the enemy."}, {"start": 10591.26, "end": 10592.94, "text": " Thoughts on the wild winning?"}, {"start": 10592.94, "end": 10594.060000000001, "text": " It literally doesn't even matter,"}, {"start": 10594.060000000001, "end": 10596.220000000001, "text": " Quinn Hughes will experience nothing but misery"}, {"start": 10596.220000000001, "end": 10597.060000000001, "text": " in his life."}, {"start": 10601.34, "end": 10603.140000000001, "text": " Even if they win this round, which they won't,"}, {"start": 10603.140000000001, "end": 10605.5, "text": " he's gonna, he's cruising for a bruise,"}, {"start": 10605.5, "end": 10606.900000000001, "text": " and let's put it that way."}, {"start": 10606.9, "end": 10615.8, "text": " guys I literally got if you had killed him I would have gotten three assists"}, {"start": 10615.8, "end": 10625.619999999999, "text": " there so you really let me down it is 41 though I think we're chilling that was"}, {"start": 10625.619999999999, "end": 10629.18, "text": " visceral dude I think because the gun is in your chest it makes it feel that much"}, {"start": 10629.18, "end": 10633.48, "text": " worse when you get killed it's like someone grabbed your brain and like"}, {"start": 10633.48, "end": 10640.48, "text": " pulled it through the back of your head."}, {"start": 10640.48, "end": 10649.26, "text": " Dude, I'm kind of popping off though."}, {"start": 10649.26, "end": 10653.56, "text": " I am 2 and 4, but 475 damage in 6 rounds?"}, {"start": 10653.56, "end": 10657.0, "text": " That's like 100 damage around, man."}, {"start": 10657.0, "end": 10658.4, "text": " And I know what you're going to say."}, {"start": 10658.4, "end": 10661.8, "text": " You're going to say all of the damage is from grenades."}, {"start": 10661.8, "end": 10663.32, "text": " No it's not, bro."}, {"start": 10663.32, "end": 10670.32, "text": " all the damage is from grenades"}, {"start": 10671.779999999999, "end": 10677.46, "text": " go get the cat"}, {"start": 10677.46, "end": 10680.36, "text": " we've all got rolls on motherfucker"}, {"start": 10680.36, "end": 10683.9, "text": " that could still be good denial space"}, {"start": 10683.9, "end": 10687.74, "text": " W space denial"}, {"start": 10687.74, "end": 10691.14, "text": " don't look at chat they're all they're all they're all posting a smiley face"}, {"start": 10691.14, "end": 10693.68, "text": " It says, what a great grenade, smiley."}, {"start": 10696.56, "end": 10698.56, "text": " As long as green lives, I ain't sweating."}, {"start": 10699.5, "end": 10701.9, "text": " Oh shit, green died man."}, {"start": 10703.859999999999, "end": 10704.699999999999, "text": " I'm the best."}, {"start": 10706.859999999999, "end": 10708.019999999999, "text": " That was a crazy grenade."}, {"start": 10708.74, "end": 10709.4, "text": " Respect."}, {"start": 10713.279999999999, "end": 10714.08, "text": " I'm the best."}, {"start": 10714.08, "end": 10724.08, "text": " Oh, I read the clicks, I read the clicks."}, {"start": 10724.08, "end": 10729.08, "text": " Oh, oh!"}, {"start": 10729.08, "end": 10735.08, "text": " Wait, we're actually kind of popping."}, {"start": 10735.08, "end": 10740.08, "text": " Are they going to be mad if we play spawns and I go to tunnels now?"}, {"start": 10740.08, "end": 10743.08, "text": " I guess this is like when you'd want to have comms on, maybe."}, {"start": 10752.08, "end": 10753.08, "text": " My bad, y'all."}, {"start": 10756.08, "end": 10760.08, "text": " I need to change my name, too. Like it's been Rashomon for too fucking long."}, {"start": 10767.08, "end": 10768.08, "text": " That was swag."}, {"start": 10770.08, "end": 10793.84, "text": " is that him yes reported okay where's the best part to hold here do you hold"}, {"start": 10793.84, "end": 10797.38, "text": " here because it's the deepest angle or do you hold here so you can shoot the"}, {"start": 10797.380000000001, "end": 10803.02, "text": " top of his head when he comes through the door. A for the corner position, B for this position."}, {"start": 10803.02, "end": 10812.52, "text": " The second one, I am out. I literally kill him if I wasn't wounded. Justin, I trust you,"}, {"start": 10812.52, "end": 10817.2, "text": " but I will say it's very funny that, I mean, we now have a, we have a compilation of"}, {"start": 10817.2, "end": 10821.300000000001, "text": " Justin gives me a tip and I die immediately after. And the thing that an idiot will"}, {"start": 10821.300000000001, "end": 10826.76, "text": " say, yeah, but they're good tips. And a genius will say, that's why the compilation"}, {"start": 10826.76, "end": 10834.44, "text": " so funny. That's really what makes the compilation humorous is that it's just an endless parade"}, {"start": 10834.44, "end": 10847.0, "text": " of like getting good advice and then dying. I play spawns on this one. W crouch jump."}, {"start": 10847.0, "end": 10867.0, "text": " the fuck you can get up there without a boost the fuck is Wendy walk I got no comment for"}, {"start": 10867.0, "end": 10869.0, "text": " That one"}, {"start": 10873.94, "end": 10876.44, "text": " Wait wait they Molly here carefully y'all"}, {"start": 10883.44, "end": 10889.1, "text": " Well, you can't abandon tons like that now bombs showing cat get out of tons"}, {"start": 10897.0, "end": 10901.0, "text": " throwing fire thinks he's Ronald"}, {"start": 10901.0, "end": 10905.0, "text": " Jenkins thinks he's mouth after casting a spell"}, {"start": 10905.0, "end": 10909.0, "text": " in far far west"}, {"start": 10909.0, "end": 10913.0, "text": " it's not"}, {"start": 10913.0, "end": 10917.0, "text": " far far west the game is like literally good"}, {"start": 10917.0, "end": 10921.0, "text": " okay it was literally fun and I thought it was"}, {"start": 10921.0, "end": 10925.0, "text": " going to be two hours I was disappointed when after an hour and 15 minutes they were like"}, {"start": 10925.0, "end": 10928.44, "text": " that's that's it for today I was like what do you mean that's it for today man"}, {"start": 10928.44, "end": 10932.48, "text": " that's literally the best grenade I've ever thrown"}, {"start": 10932.48, "end": 10937.6, "text": " we're pushing tons in this beast"}, {"start": 10937.6, "end": 10944.6, "text": " literally raise your heart rate"}, {"start": 10955.0, "end": 10970.32, "text": " That's crazy. That's crazy. He had so much confidence, man. I did do one-in-one something."}, {"start": 10970.32, "end": 10974.6, "text": " Would it like my body kind of like fell on his toe on the way down or something? Nah,"}, {"start": 10974.6, "end": 10976.94, "text": " Now I am built for that so I'll take me back to long"}, {"start": 10984.54, "end": 10988.720000000001, "text": " Your teammate got a 4k damn shorty blame it on blue man"}, {"start": 10991.12, "end": 10994.220000000001, "text": " Three hundred and eighteen damage is positively anemic"}, {"start": 10997.58, "end": 11003.300000000001, "text": " That's literally a double kill bro don't push that you can't push that they're oping man"}, {"start": 11004.6, "end": 11009.78, "text": " All right, then Shabbos, let's do this"}, {"start": 11014.12, "end": 11021.82, "text": " We're farming utility cat fuck what the fuck well we got to get in there"}, {"start": 11024.28, "end": 11026.28, "text": " Me and you blue"}, {"start": 11026.28, "end": 11044.960000000001, "text": " I thought I had him. I honestly thought I had him. With God as my witness. Bro, what"}, {"start": 11044.960000000001, "end": 11057.000000000002, "text": " you doing no no no no he doesn't care he doesn't care if you get one if you get"}, {"start": 11057.000000000002, "end": 11065.12, "text": " one I respect this not even peeking not even look not even scoped in to take a"}, {"start": 11065.12, "end": 11069.160000000002, "text": " I'm gonna fucking freak out. Oh my god. So last round"}, {"start": 11072.480000000001, "end": 11073.880000000001, "text": " Lou"}, {"start": 11073.880000000001, "end": 11079.36, "text": " Lou you're fucking out man favorite cut of steak. Can I say something rib-eyes obviously the king?"}, {"start": 11080.720000000001, "end": 11082.720000000001, "text": " But I like a fucking thin-ass"}, {"start": 11083.640000000001, "end": 11086.660000000002, "text": " Strip loin or like a hanger steak sometimes as well"}, {"start": 11087.800000000001, "end": 11093.320000000002, "text": " Or a skirt steak. That's true. I like I like a really thin like over salted steak"}, {"start": 11095.12, "end": 11102.92, "text": " especially now that and I'm sure I'm not trying to be performative I don't buy beef"}, {"start": 11102.92, "end": 11107.320000000002, "text": " because it's too expensive I respect that like you know some of you out there are"}, {"start": 11107.320000000002, "end": 11110.720000000001, "text": " such beef enthusiasts you're still out there like trying to make it work but I'm"}, {"start": 11110.720000000001, "end": 11116.28, "text": " not I'll buy ground beef I'm not buying like steak but as beef came up and up and"}, {"start": 11116.28, "end": 11120.26, "text": " up I would the cuts that I would buy got worse and worse and worse and you"}, {"start": 11120.26, "end": 11125.84, "text": " learn how to make them work but I'm like man chicken chicken ain't subject to the"}, {"start": 11125.84, "end": 11131.380000000001, "text": " same kind of meteoric inflation it's still more expensive but"}, {"start": 11135.1, "end": 11138.380000000001, "text": " come on man"}, {"start": 11138.380000000001, "end": 11156.68, "text": " I mean, at the grocery store, I'd be expecting 25 to 30 bucks for like a single man sized"}, {"start": 11156.68, "end": 11161.68, "text": " for sure."}, {"start": 11167.68, "end": 11169.68, "text": " Xbox or PlayStation?"}, {"start": 11169.68, "end": 11171.68, "text": " Though you have chat disabled? Yeah."}, {"start": 11181.68, "end": 11183.68, "text": " What about in Bellingham?"}, {"start": 11186.68, "end": 11200.52, "text": " That's probably like 18 bucks if I had the guess, but it's still pretty expensive."}, {"start": 11200.52, "end": 11207.64, "text": " Need one of those."}, {"start": 11207.64, "end": 11209.92, "text": " Don't body block me."}, {"start": 11209.92, "end": 11223.7, "text": " love that love that play my germs"}, {"start": 11223.7, "end": 11236.92, "text": " get pumped buddy where you going"}, {"start": 11236.92, "end": 11241.92, "text": " Sorry fella, I think I just molly my teammate."}, {"start": 11241.92, "end": 11249.68, "text": " I think, I think I just molly my teammate."}, {"start": 11249.68, "end": 11254.68, "text": " One fella left."}, {"start": 11254.68, "end": 11255.68, "text": " We close in."}, {"start": 11255.68, "end": 11263.92, "text": " I like to play this kind of like Duke Nukem style."}, {"start": 11263.92, "end": 11266.48, "text": " Dominated."}, {"start": 11266.48, "end": 11283.68, "text": " muscle memory. Dude, maybe. Don't take the mask off. It's scaring me. We go along here."}, {"start": 11283.68, "end": 11295.82, "text": " Decoil over the top. Buys us time to get out an entry frag. I'll chat. Yeah, it's called"}, {"start": 11295.82, "end": 11315.18, "text": " the decoy grenade. Holy fuck it worked. Reload, get in there guys. Anyone have smoke for"}, {"start": 11315.18, "end": 11325.42, "text": " the cross. Oh Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! Purple, what are you doing playing picks, man?"}, {"start": 11325.42, "end": 11337.54, "text": " We were out long!"}, {"start": 11337.54, "end": 11340.54, "text": " Okay, good try. Nice try."}, {"start": 11349.54, "end": 11363.54, "text": " We go pistol round again. I'm hearing Justin in my head. He's saying, we go out tunnels, hold W, and then I say, what if we die? And he goes pistol round. That's right, pistol round."}, {"start": 11363.54, "end": 11378.92, "text": " They ain't going this way man, my bad."}, {"start": 11378.92, "end": 11395.04, "text": " Because they've closed in on us with an M4 behind us."}, {"start": 11395.04, "end": 11397.56, "text": " He's got this."}, {"start": 11397.56, "end": 11404.519999999999, "text": " All right, that was like that was some Michael Clayton shit"}, {"start": 11411.08, "end": 11414.859999999999, "text": " We buying y'all Orange why do you have no money?"}, {"start": 11416.4, "end": 11422.48, "text": " Orange you think just cuz you got 13 under damage you could you could afford to fart arounds"}, {"start": 11427.56, "end": 11439.72, "text": " I'll fuck it bro and look at this beast okay we got someone got off the right off the bat"}, {"start": 11439.72, "end": 11446.72, "text": " Fuck it, we're bald."}, {"start": 11446.72, "end": 11450.72, "text": " Yeah, come on in."}, {"start": 11450.72, "end": 11454.72, "text": " Yeah, buddy. Yeah, come on in."}, {"start": 11454.72, "end": 11461.72, "text": " Don't let me stop you."}, {"start": 11461.72, "end": 11465.72, "text": " Time to read chat?"}, {"start": 11465.72, "end": 11470.72, "text": " We read this."}, {"start": 11474.72, "end": 11477.72, "text": " Just a little peek."}, {"start": 11477.72, "end": 11480.72, "text": " Little peek never hurt anybody."}, {"start": 11480.72, "end": 11483.72, "text": " I think he saw me and took a shot at me."}, {"start": 11489.72, "end": 11492.72, "text": " Me against the world, y'all."}, {"start": 11495.72, "end": 11504.519999999999, "text": " got mine got mine that's all that matters got mine okay well what are we"}, {"start": 11504.519999999999, "end": 11513.279999999999, "text": " doing last word we're winning by one what happened we got to go long this is"}, {"start": 11513.28, "end": 11527.2, "text": " a classic go long situation this is a classic hide in the corners no way he's"}, {"start": 11527.2, "end": 11551.12, "text": " place in the mid smoke all right man what do you think"}, {"start": 11551.12, "end": 11556.12, "text": " Who's next?"}, {"start": 11556.12, "end": 11561.12, "text": " Where's Green?"}, {"start": 11561.12, "end": 11569.12, "text": " Oh, what a shot though."}, {"start": 11569.12, "end": 11579.12, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we win these?"}, {"start": 11579.12, "end": 11586.42, "text": " Yeah, run and plant long."}, {"start": 11586.42, "end": 11588.400000000001, "text": " You can run and plant long."}, {"start": 11588.400000000001, "end": 11591.12, "text": " You can run and plant long."}, {"start": 11591.12, "end": 11596.12, "text": " Homeboy, home, home, homeboy."}, {"start": 11596.12, "end": 11597.560000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 11597.560000000001, "end": 11602.480000000001, "text": " I'm not MVP."}, {"start": 11602.480000000001, "end": 11607.36, "text": " Did you see I single-handedly blew that shit wide open?"}, {"start": 11607.36, "end": 11617.640000000001, "text": " He planted though? Oh, whatever. Yeah, okay, fucking dry side all got the gold, but it"}, {"start": 11617.640000000001, "end": 11621.12, "text": " was Evan Bouchard's slap pass that made the fucking playwork."}, {"start": 11621.12, "end": 11628.12, "text": " I said we're going this way y'all. Never mind. I don't know."}, {"start": 11638.08, "end": 11639.640000000001, "text": " Hit a pick."}, {"start": 11639.640000000001, "end": 11642.640000000001, "text": " But why are you running a scout man?"}, {"start": 11642.640000000001, "end": 11645.640000000001, "text": " It's round 16."}, {"start": 11645.640000000001, "end": 11647.640000000001, "text": " Shit."}, {"start": 11647.640000000001, "end": 11650.640000000001, "text": " Fucker."}, {"start": 11650.64, "end": 11652.64, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11654.08, "end": 11656.08, "text": " What are we gonna do, bro?"}, {"start": 11661.96, "end": 11662.96, "text": " Well..."}, {"start": 11663.76, "end": 11667.359999999999, "text": " Fuck it, we go out. Blue, we go this way. BLUE, FUCK, OOOH!"}, {"start": 11675.599999999999, "end": 11679.92, "text": " Blinded. Well, blinded? Or is that a no scope? That's it, you can't even be mad about that one."}, {"start": 11680.64, "end": 11685.64, "text": " I didn't even fire a single shot."}, {"start": 11691.64, "end": 11693.64, "text": " Look at, give your head a shake, man."}, {"start": 11694.64, "end": 11701.64, "text": " That wasn't a panic flash. I flashed behind me so that the person looking at me would be flashed."}, {"start": 11708.64, "end": 11709.64, "text": " We go long."}, {"start": 11710.64, "end": 11715.64, "text": " What are you doing? Blue with the damn scout, man."}, {"start": 11718.64, "end": 11720.64, "text": " Nah, I don't think so, kid."}, {"start": 11721.64, "end": 11724.64, "text": " Purple, you're gonna get capped, man."}, {"start": 11726.64, "end": 11728.64, "text": " Not on your chill."}, {"start": 11733.64, "end": 11736.64, "text": " I'll lurk. I'll play lurk on this one."}, {"start": 11740.64, "end": 11747.64, "text": " I saw them tons!"}, {"start": 11747.64, "end": 11751.64, "text": " Imagine?"}, {"start": 11751.64, "end": 11757.439999999999, "text": " I know he's like he would never be there."}, {"start": 11757.439999999999, "end": 11759.359999999999, "text": " Good job team."}, {"start": 11759.359999999999, "end": 11768.359999999999, "text": " And then as a lurker I pick up this kill from the guy trying to flank."}, {"start": 11768.36, "end": 11783.300000000001, "text": " We run this time guys I was holding long what the fuck"}, {"start": 11792.66, "end": 11794.66, "text": " What are you gonna do big fella"}, {"start": 11798.36, "end": 11811.480000000001, "text": " He's not even gonna track him."}, {"start": 11811.480000000001, "end": 11812.480000000001, "text": " Walk backwards."}, {"start": 11812.480000000001, "end": 11817.16, "text": " He was saving his op 100%."}, {"start": 11817.16, "end": 11826.2, "text": " CS is turning me into type A?"}, {"start": 11826.2, "end": 11827.2, "text": " No it's not."}, {"start": 11827.2, "end": 11835.0, "text": " you would have typed some shit like raise your FLB by two green do I yeah I"}, {"start": 11835.0, "end": 11838.400000000001, "text": " trust green I trust screen"}, {"start": 11846.480000000001, "end": 11850.08, "text": " I'm gonna pretend to be good I'm gonna cosplay being good and it's gonna raise"}, {"start": 11850.08, "end": 11855.720000000001, "text": " my elo by a thousand wait out the utile guys wait out the utile okay there"}, {"start": 11855.72, "end": 11862.72, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 11866.4, "end": 11871.96, "text": " Got him."}, {"start": 11871.96, "end": 11878.96, "text": " Oh mother fucker!"}, {"start": 11878.960000000001, "end": 11884.960000000001, "text": " How did he peek so fast, man?"}, {"start": 11884.960000000001, "end": 11897.84, "text": " Wait, Craig, is that...?"}, {"start": 11897.84, "end": 11904.84, "text": " Does that smoke the cross?"}, {"start": 11904.84, "end": 11910.84, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 11910.84, "end": 11920.84, "text": " That was literally a nice try."}, {"start": 11920.84, "end": 11926.6, "text": " I put it in an all chat so they know we're not losing morale."}, {"start": 11926.6, "end": 11933.48, "text": " If you smoke at the tooth that smokes the cross, I have no idea what that means at all."}, {"start": 11933.48, "end": 11949.68, "text": " If you smoke the tooth that smokes the cross, I'll pick one on site and then you guys rush"}, {"start": 11949.68, "end": 11963.58, "text": " I'm trying to make sure that I don't have to rush in."}, {"start": 11963.58, "end": 11976.460000000001, "text": " All yours brother."}, {"start": 11976.460000000001, "end": 11981.460000000001, "text": " I'm triangulating where they're standing, from these blind shots."}, {"start": 11989.460000000001, "end": 11990.460000000001, "text": " Low heart rate."}, {"start": 11996.460000000001, "end": 11998.460000000001, "text": " Probably do that one in team chat."}, {"start": 12001.460000000001, "end": 12003.460000000001, "text": " Ah, it's down time, it's y'all."}, {"start": 12006.460000000001, "end": 12008.460000000001, "text": " I'm going to put it on the back side."}, {"start": 12008.460000000001, "end": 12010.460000000001, "text": " Back side."}, {"start": 12010.460000000001, "end": 12013.460000000001, "text": " Quarter's all check."}, {"start": 12013.460000000001, "end": 12016.460000000001, "text": " Part rate's 63. Not too bad."}, {"start": 12027.460000000001, "end": 12030.460000000001, "text": " Bibrarian's going to get banned for CS back-seeding?"}, {"start": 12030.460000000001, "end": 12033.460000000001, "text": " No, because the ultimate own is that if they were good at CS,"}, {"start": 12033.460000000001, "end": 12035.460000000001, "text": " they'd be playing attorneys right now instead of making"}, {"start": 12035.460000000001, "end": 12037.460000000001, "text": " of me talking about Gregoraki movies."}, {"start": 12045.460000000001, "end": 12047.460000000001, "text": " We take those. We take those!"}, {"start": 12052.460000000001, "end": 12056.460000000001, "text": " You day them to me again? I don't know. Things change every day, man."}, {"start": 12056.460000000001, "end": 12058.460000000001, "text": " I'm just trying to stay on the right side of history."}, {"start": 12065.460000000001, "end": 12071.7, "text": " What do you think y'all?"}, {"start": 12071.7, "end": 12073.78, "text": " I'm thinking we flash long immediately."}, {"start": 12073.78, "end": 12076.7, "text": " They throw a grenade in long."}, {"start": 12076.7, "end": 12077.7, "text": " We swallow the grenade."}, {"start": 12077.7, "end": 12084.140000000001, "text": " It goes off in our tummy like a mask."}, {"start": 12084.140000000001, "end": 12085.140000000001, "text": " Literally works."}, {"start": 12085.140000000001, "end": 12088.140000000001, "text": " Got mine."}, {"start": 12088.14, "end": 12095.14, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12095.14, "end": 12098.14, "text": " not a thirty seven year old dad saying, Tommy"}, {"start": 12128.14, "end": 12139.98, "text": " because for me every single shot was on every single shot was was center of men"}, {"start": 12139.98, "end": 12143.58, "text": " not head but center of mass"}, {"start": 12147.539999999999, "end": 12150.699999999999, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 12152.38, "end": 12156.38, "text": " I did do 54 in two"}, {"start": 12158.14, "end": 12161.98, "text": " The crosshair was, but none of the bullets? Clearly, I don't understand guns."}, {"start": 12161.98, "end": 12165.42, "text": " This is save round y'all. Someone buy for me? Blue buy for me?"}, {"start": 12167.34, "end": 12168.38, "text": " Blue, can you buy for me?"}, {"start": 12176.3, "end": 12177.74, "text": " Trade guns anybody? Just for fun?"}, {"start": 12188.14, "end": 12206.939999999999, "text": " I'm lurking."}, {"start": 12206.939999999999, "end": 12212.38, "text": " I lived a bitch."}, {"start": 12212.38, "end": 12213.699999999999, "text": " Distraction tech?"}, {"start": 12213.7, "end": 12220.7, "text": " We eat up his ammo. One shot at a time. We eat up his ammo."}, {"start": 12226.7, "end": 12232.7, "text": " My head snapped back so hard."}, {"start": 12233.7, "end": 12239.7, "text": " So he shot me in the head, but I died from the back of my head hitting the concrete."}, {"start": 12239.7, "end": 12247.5, "text": " I know they're screaming in comms bro scream it blue they've had like 20 damage on T side"}, {"start": 12251.5, "end": 12255.66, "text": " No, that was bullshit. No, that's a little suss man"}, {"start": 12260.42, "end": 12264.800000000001, "text": " You too, all right, but what is what does Bono have to do with this shit?"}, {"start": 12264.800000000001, "end": 12272.28, "text": " That's real though guy who killed me literally did eight in one big deal"}, {"start": 12274.800000000001, "end": 12281.36, "text": " What do you think y'all keep by for me blue bye for me it's not like you're doing anything with it anyway bye for me"}, {"start": 12284.480000000001, "end": 12286.480000000001, "text": " Okay, bro"}, {"start": 12288.920000000002, "end": 12290.920000000002, "text": " Helmet scout it is"}, {"start": 12294.800000000001, "end": 12299.800000000001, "text": " It blooms?"}, {"start": 12299.800000000001, "end": 12304.800000000001, "text": " Be sure."}, {"start": 12304.800000000001, "end": 12309.800000000001, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12315.800000000001, "end": 12319.800000000001, "text": " Damn, new fastest fuck with this, huh?"}, {"start": 12319.800000000001, "end": 12321.800000000001, "text": " I'm throwing the flashback."}, {"start": 12326.800000000001, "end": 12329.800000000001, "text": " Bro, bro, walk him back. Walk him back."}, {"start": 12337.800000000001, "end": 12339.800000000001, "text": " Just let me get a peek at him."}, {"start": 12339.800000000001, "end": 12342.800000000001, "text": " Oh! Tagged! Tagged one."}, {"start": 12342.800000000001, "end": 12344.800000000001, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12344.800000000001, "end": 12360.28, "text": " Then one comes cat."}, {"start": 12360.28, "end": 12361.28, "text": " Let me peek along brother."}, {"start": 12361.28, "end": 12366.720000000001, "text": " Let me peek along."}, {"start": 12366.720000000001, "end": 12367.720000000001, "text": " He's here."}, {"start": 12367.720000000001, "end": 12373.160000000002, "text": " wait though wait one on one and it's all my fault"}, {"start": 12373.160000000002, "end": 12384.000000000002, "text": " yes wait wait that means at a minimum we're taking this to ot right"}, {"start": 12384.0, "end": 12395.0, "text": " Holy brother"}, {"start": 12395.0, "end": 12404.16, "text": " So all we do we win long we win long"}, {"start": 12404.16, "end": 12411.68, "text": " I was about to knife him and take off I'm not even lying"}, {"start": 12411.68, "end": 12414.68, "text": " Then I thought, nah man, he's gonna get a clutch pick."}, {"start": 12429.68, "end": 12430.68, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 12434.68, "end": 12437.68, "text": " Through the smoke, little sauce, I didn't even know I was there."}, {"start": 12441.68, "end": 12466.68, "text": " 3 on 3 we got this. Where's blue? I put a lot of faith in you blue."}, {"start": 12466.68, "end": 12468.68, "text": " Just gave him bomb. Yeah, I have a greens good."}, {"start": 12470.92, "end": 12472.92, "text": " Gordon Gekko."}, {"start": 12480.84, "end": 12482.84, "text": " Huge, huge!"}, {"start": 12484.44, "end": 12486.44, "text": " And then you plant and we win."}, {"start": 12489.16, "end": 12493.48, "text": " What the hell is black cow on the song black cow? I think it's a chocolate milk."}, {"start": 12496.68, "end": 12508.16, "text": " to me this is cinema. Enemy green left the game shutting down game. Let's go, man. Not"}, {"start": 12508.16, "end": 12517.68, "text": " to put you not to put you on the fucking spot blue. I was taking a lot of heat, a lot"}, {"start": 12517.68, "end": 12527.0, "text": " of heat that should have been reserved for blue if I may."}, {"start": 12527.0, "end": 12529.4, "text": " Promo game next?"}, {"start": 12529.4, "end": 12534.32, "text": " I'm so ready man."}, {"start": 12534.32, "end": 12547.04, "text": " It does feel kind of weird playing this just at a solo screen though."}, {"start": 12547.04, "end": 12548.820000000002, "text": " It's a chocolate milk and a Coke."}, {"start": 12548.820000000002, "end": 12554.52, "text": " Wait, that could be the greatest drink ever made?"}, {"start": 12562.68, "end": 12564.2, "text": " Ew, no?"}, {"start": 12564.2, "end": 12565.720000000001, "text": " Well, can I say something?"}, {"start": 12565.720000000001, "end": 12571.080000000002, "text": " Chocolate milk plus Coke might be the coldest drink ever made."}, {"start": 12577.04, "end": 12586.28, "text": " Doesn't it curdle the milk instantly? Yeah, whatever. You've never played Kings. Excuse"}, {"start": 12586.28, "end": 12593.6, "text": " me, what am I doing in here with someone with the 10,000 elo? Now I'm opening myself up"}, {"start": 12593.6, "end": 12601.28, "text": " to disrepute here, but eventually we have to have a game where we're not the lowest"}, {"start": 12601.28, "end": 12607.76, "text": " low on the team right like obvious it's I'm like 94th percentile that means 6% of the game"}, {"start": 12607.76, "end": 12614.980000000001, "text": " is like at my level or lower isn't the point of matchmaking to sort that 6% so they play"}, {"start": 12614.980000000001, "end": 12625.480000000001, "text": " against each other"}, {"start": 12625.480000000001, "end": 12629.04, "text": " use comms and you get better literally I played with my friends we lost every game"}, {"start": 12629.04, "end": 12633.720000000001, "text": " I played by myself. I won 100% of the games that I played by myself so far."}, {"start": 12633.720000000001, "end": 12640.12, "text": " Ergo, my friends are the problem. That's science. That's science."}, {"start": 12646.52, "end": 12656.880000000001, "text": " Truth, nuke. Sorry, sorry, Justin. If you're still here, I'm not a 1-1 token to"}, {"start": 12656.880000000001, "end": 12665.880000000001, "text": " get sacrificed to generate a 5-4 monster that ain't me bro why why I had my"}, {"start": 12665.880000000001, "end": 12681.960000000001, "text": " knife out why would you do that new record new record no man I felt it I was"}, {"start": 12681.960000000001, "end": 12688.820000000002, "text": " like Scientology any percent. Oh dude, new meta! Every warmup is Scientology any percent."}, {"start": 12688.820000000002, "end": 12692.220000000001, "text": " We see how deep we can get into the enemy spawn without getting hit and try to drop"}, {"start": 12692.220000000001, "end": 12703.060000000001, "text": " a spray. Wait, what do we do guys? No, no, no, yeah, vest. Vest, vest and under. We"}, {"start": 12703.06, "end": 12711.779999999999, "text": " go to lower rap lower rap yeah sign language lower rap yeah let's do it"}, {"start": 12712.5, "end": 12718.06, "text": " yeah yeah blue nose was so you don't have to look back man I'll be here I'll"}, {"start": 12718.06, "end": 12723.5, "text": " be first man now I don't give a fuck why are they oh they're going squeaky"}, {"start": 12723.5, "end": 12730.5, "text": " Well they fucked me. Great."}, {"start": 12734.5, "end": 12741.5, "text": " We take these. 2v4 we take these. W shots. It helped that the enemy blew didn't shoot back."}, {"start": 12746.5, "end": 12749.5, "text": " I'm gonna run the smoke screen quick."}, {"start": 12753.5, "end": 12763.7, "text": " It's in all chat. Yeah, I know it's why it's a smokescreen bro"}, {"start": 12769.06, "end": 12771.68, "text": " It we need it didn't work it probably bought us a little time"}, {"start": 12783.5, "end": 12794.98, "text": " I'm gonna say move I got a kid oh wait that's good man that is good type in all chat move"}, {"start": 12794.98, "end": 12795.98, "text": " I got a kid"}, {"start": 12795.98, "end": 12802.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12802.98, "end": 12806.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12806.98, "end": 12808.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12808.98, "end": 12813.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12813.98, "end": 12815.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12815.98, "end": 12817.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12817.98, "end": 12819.98, "text": " of"}, {"start": 12819.98, "end": 12847.3, "text": " There we go. Now we wait. We're buying right y'all. He's getting kicked. I'm literally"}, {"start": 12847.300000000001, "end": 12875.300000000001, "text": " third in DPS. I'll hold outside. One damage. L. Oh, fuck. That's the bomb, bro. Oh, fuck!"}, {"start": 12875.300000000001, "end": 12876.300000000001, "text": " Jesus Christ!"}, {"start": 12879.300000000001, "end": 12881.300000000001, "text": " It's a damn mess out here!"}, {"start": 12883.300000000001, "end": 12885.300000000001, "text": " I gotta kill Blind. I gotta kill Blind."}, {"start": 12891.300000000001, "end": 12893.300000000001, "text": " What are you doing? What are you looking at?"}, {"start": 12905.300000000001, "end": 12908.900000000001, "text": " I wasn't suggesting my teammates worse. I was just wondering why they were looking at the wall"}, {"start": 12910.340000000002, "end": 12911.94, "text": " as if there was a person behind it."}, {"start": 12916.660000000002, "end": 12918.740000000002, "text": " Alright, never mind. I think they're above suspicion."}, {"start": 12922.820000000002, "end": 12924.900000000001, "text": " I really gotta kill from six damage in one."}, {"start": 12927.300000000001, "end": 12929.7, "text": " Alright, what's the play y'all? What's the play?"}, {"start": 12931.460000000001, "end": 12934.420000000002, "text": " I'm thinking this might be the round where I get a hundred on the galeel."}, {"start": 12935.300000000001, "end": 12953.94, "text": " What if we just..."}, {"start": 12953.94, "end": 12978.54, "text": " never expect someone to be barbed. One uh, squeaky. Shout out, Nikki. Well, you don't"}, {"start": 12978.54, "end": 12984.36, "text": " I have to because you know we kind of need we need a bit of a vibes reset maybe"}, {"start": 12984.36, "end": 12988.820000000002, "text": " it's time to do the Nicki Minaj pose you know the one I'm talking about I don't"}, {"start": 12988.820000000002, "end": 12994.34, "text": " think we've done the Nicki Minaj pose and I had to guess at least 18 months"}, {"start": 12995.34, "end": 13001.42, "text": " the what you know the one where she kind of like kind of turns her elbows"}, {"start": 13001.42, "end": 13014.2, "text": " goes out like this and goes, you know the one I'm talking about? Yes, bro. She inverts"}, {"start": 13014.2, "end": 13028.32, "text": " her elbows, you know the one I'm talking about? Yeah, I told you it would work! I'll take"}, {"start": 13028.32, "end": 13033.0, "text": " that now man that ain't me"}, {"start": 13042.68, "end": 13045.24, "text": " you're right"}, {"start": 13047.92, "end": 13053.32, "text": " Nicki Minaj in the press room for the 2010 MTV video musical works yes that's"}, {"start": 13053.32, "end": 13054.32, "text": " That's the one."}, {"start": 13054.32, "end": 13055.32, "text": " Youch, bro!"}, {"start": 13055.32, "end": 13056.32, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 13056.32, "end": 13063.32, "text": " That shit was like in my fucking mouth, man."}, {"start": 13063.32, "end": 13065.32, "text": " I want the spot!"}, {"start": 13065.32, "end": 13070.32, "text": " I want the spot!"}, {"start": 13070.32, "end": 13075.32, "text": " Anyone cover in flank?"}, {"start": 13075.32, "end": 13082.32, "text": " Fuck it, we ball."}, {"start": 13082.32, "end": 13086.16, "text": " They say you don't you don't hear the one that gets you"}, {"start": 13091.119999999999, "end": 13093.119999999999, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 13096.199999999999, "end": 13098.199999999999, "text": " All right guys, what do you think?"}, {"start": 13100.279999999999, "end": 13106.48, "text": " Can we go can we go ramp I got six damage on round five y'all can we go ramp?"}, {"start": 13112.32, "end": 13114.72, "text": " Let's call my brother."}, {"start": 13114.72, "end": 13119.119999999999, "text": " Now, let's, can we go ramp?"}, {"start": 13119.119999999999, "end": 13122.16, "text": " One damage per round?"}, {"start": 13122.16, "end": 13123.08, "text": " You got something to say?"}, {"start": 13123.08, "end": 13124.08, "text": " I don't."}, {"start": 13130.32, "end": 13131.6, "text": " Nobody's covering outside, huh?"}, {"start": 13131.6, "end": 13132.119999999999, "text": " No, that's OK."}, {"start": 13132.119999999999, "end": 13133.119999999999, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 13137.119999999999, "end": 13138.279999999999, "text": " A shot from the back outside."}, {"start": 13142.32, "end": 13147.8, "text": " Wait, maybe Yellow's onto something, man."}, {"start": 13147.8, "end": 13149.44, "text": " They always rush us."}, {"start": 13149.44, "end": 13163.68, "text": " I take a shotgun, lurk, and get a 5k."}, {"start": 13163.68, "end": 13170.68, "text": " the most incredible flash I've ever seen in my entire life."}, {"start": 13183.880000000001, "end": 13188.08, "text": " Old, play bomb, play bomb guys, lock in, lower heart rate, manually lower heart rate, slower"}, {"start": 13188.08, "end": 13190.58, "text": " Slower exhales, slower exhales, orange."}, {"start": 13190.58, "end": 13193.06, "text": " Orange is mini, slower exhales, orange lock in."}, {"start": 13195.4, "end": 13196.6, "text": " It's W, you're welcome."}, {"start": 13203.44, "end": 13205.8, "text": " Was walking up KMB, got asked where Broadway was,"}, {"start": 13205.8, "end": 13207.92, "text": " nailed it and felt so much aura."}, {"start": 13207.92, "end": 13209.94, "text": " Yeah, bro, it's right there."}, {"start": 13212.64, "end": 13214.6, "text": " It's the one with all the traffic cones"}, {"start": 13214.6, "end": 13216.46, "text": " and construction fences on it."}, {"start": 13216.460000000001, "end": 13218.060000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, that's the one."}, {"start": 13220.500000000002, "end": 13221.86, "text": " That honestly, I'm mad,"}, {"start": 13221.86, "end": 13223.94, "text": " because that's like, they gave you a freebie."}, {"start": 13229.140000000001, "end": 13230.500000000002, "text": " You really wanna farm some aura?"}, {"start": 13230.500000000002, "end": 13232.580000000002, "text": " Next time they ask where West Broadway is,"}, {"start": 13232.580000000002, "end": 13233.900000000001, "text": " you say, oh, you mean night?"}, {"start": 13237.980000000001, "end": 13238.820000000002, "text": " Flash me out."}, {"start": 13242.220000000001, "end": 13243.060000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 13246.460000000001, "end": 13258.820000000002, "text": " What do you mean pure luck?"}, {"start": 13258.820000000002, "end": 13261.7, "text": " Whatever I got it down."}, {"start": 13261.7, "end": 13264.660000000002, "text": " Bro, you let me down."}, {"start": 13264.660000000002, "end": 13265.660000000002, "text": " You let me down."}, {"start": 13265.660000000002, "end": 13274.660000000002, "text": " Our whole team died."}, {"start": 13274.66, "end": 13281.66, "text": " That stings, man."}, {"start": 13281.66, "end": 13286.1, "text": " First time in Vancouver in two years, construction on Canby looks exactly the same."}, {"start": 13286.1, "end": 13290.74, "text": " I don't want to talk about it, it's kind of a sore spot for me."}, {"start": 13290.74, "end": 13297.74, "text": " Fan mode."}, {"start": 13297.74, "end": 13309.86, "text": " is Dan mode putting a hat on no is buying the M4 with the scope and then getting"}, {"start": 13309.86, "end": 13316.86, "text": " opt outside"}, {"start": 13317.44, "end": 13324.44, "text": " guns anyone"}, {"start": 13325.380000000001, "end": 13332.380000000001, "text": " mod"}, {"start": 13334.380000000001, "end": 13339.7, "text": " flashing over top"}, {"start": 13339.7, "end": 13340.2, "text": " Sorry, y'all."}, {"start": 13345.900000000001, "end": 13346.900000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 13346.900000000001, "end": 13347.400000000001, "text": " Yeah!"}, {"start": 13350.820000000002, "end": 13353.820000000002, "text": " Yo, but did you see me drop that flash on top of red, bro?"}, {"start": 13353.820000000002, "end": 13356.02, "text": " That was crazy."}, {"start": 13356.02, "end": 13359.02, "text": " What do you mean CT technical timeout, bro?"}, {"start": 13361.66, "end": 13362.26, "text": " What are we on now?"}, {"start": 13362.26, "end": 13363.140000000001, "text": " Three kills!"}, {"start": 13369.7, "end": 13387.54, "text": " How do you change hands again, H, right?"}, {"start": 13387.54, "end": 13405.580000000002, "text": " Is this crumping?"}, {"start": 13405.580000000002, "end": 13407.02, "text": " Why are you playing by yourself?"}, {"start": 13407.02, "end": 13408.02, "text": " Why are you playing by yourself?"}, {"start": 13408.02, "end": 13409.02, "text": " Isn't this just a bazaar?"}, {"start": 13409.02, "end": 13410.94, "text": " Isn't this just our reskinned backpack battles?"}, {"start": 13410.94, "end": 13411.94, "text": " Play cash."}, {"start": 13411.94, "end": 13415.300000000001, "text": " Does it ever bother you that the only insight you ever have on anything is this is slightly"}, {"start": 13415.300000000001, "end": 13416.5, "text": " different than I expected?"}, {"start": 13416.5, "end": 13428.5, "text": " Does it ever make you question what kind of processor you got in your PC up here that you had a model for something and then when you saw something that was slightly askew from the model, your first thought is, well, we've got to rectify this?"}, {"start": 13431.5, "end": 13435.5, "text": " Does it ever make you think about what you were put on this planet to do?"}, {"start": 13446.5, "end": 13465.38, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 13465.38, "end": 13474.2, "text": " The woke AK-47?"}, {"start": 13474.2, "end": 13475.98, "text": " Your appendix ever blow the fuck up?"}, {"start": 13475.98, "end": 13478.98, "text": " Not yet, not yet, but you know it's just a matter of time, right?"}, {"start": 13489.98, "end": 13490.98, "text": " Where are we going, y'all?"}, {"start": 13503.98, "end": 13504.98, "text": " He's not gonna expect to."}, {"start": 13505.98, "end": 13513.98, "text": " Oh, y'all."}, {"start": 13513.98, "end": 13526.619999999999, "text": " I'm dissociating."}, {"start": 13526.619999999999, "end": 13531.46, "text": " The edges of my vision are going dark."}, {"start": 13531.460000000001, "end": 13538.26, "text": " huge mobs mvp probably"}, {"start": 13538.26, "end": 13555.660000000002, "text": " the way I end this map is so CT sided holy cow"}, {"start": 13555.66, "end": 13578.78, "text": " Alright, check. 62. It went down. It went down."}, {"start": 13578.78, "end": 13582.0, "text": " Shocking aw, baby."}, {"start": 13582.0, "end": 13601.880000000001, "text": " Shocking aw."}, {"start": 13601.880000000001, "end": 13605.52, "text": " I go heaven."}, {"start": 13605.52, "end": 13608.68, "text": " Don't check corners, there might be a guy there."}, {"start": 13608.68, "end": 13631.1, "text": " That would be scary."}, {"start": 13631.1, "end": 13632.1, "text": " Good job, Blue."}, {"start": 13661.1, "end": 13663.86, "text": " Swing away blue swing away"}, {"start": 13665.9, "end": 13668.18, "text": " Holy shit, we fucking"}, {"start": 13672.86, "end": 13678.86, "text": " Oh my god, why would I done refund that Kevlar where we are 92 we're okay"}, {"start": 13680.82, "end": 13685.28, "text": " Holy shit, what do you mean we bro? Did you not see me get that fucking awesome kill?"}, {"start": 13691.1, "end": 13697.54, "text": " No, I can't really blame you for not looking at the screen and I haven't done much of value"}, {"start": 13697.54, "end": 13704.02, "text": " in a minute, but..."}, {"start": 13704.02, "end": 13710.300000000001, "text": " Why?"}, {"start": 13710.300000000001, "end": 13717.82, "text": " I got a feeling Rose creep in that back here that lets me out here to get a position"}, {"start": 13717.82, "end": 13720.98, "text": " on ramp. What the frick did I tell you?"}, {"start": 13720.98, "end": 13723.98, "text": " Dark Yellow!"}, {"start": 13731.98, "end": 13736.98, "text": " Who got the damn bomb, man? It ain't me, babe!"}, {"start": 13739.98, "end": 13743.98, "text": " Huge W smoke. Molly heaven."}, {"start": 13743.98, "end": 13753.119999999999, "text": " Literally I run this town did you hear the size of that fucking explosion bro another one"}, {"start": 13753.119999999999, "end": 13760.98, "text": " Whatever W bait W bait"}, {"start": 13760.98, "end": 13770.6, "text": " That means you put it down the ladder too high to get over too low to get under bro"}, {"start": 13770.6, "end": 13784.48, "text": " Fuck it. Fuck it. We ball."}, {"start": 13784.48, "end": 13789.960000000001, "text": " We actually did so much better, man. We did so much fucking better."}, {"start": 13789.960000000001, "end": 13792.76, "text": " And then fuck this up inside."}, {"start": 13792.76, "end": 13800.52, "text": " They'll never see it coming."}, {"start": 13800.52, "end": 13810.76, "text": " Anyone watching ramp?"}, {"start": 13810.76, "end": 13815.76, "text": " The fella?"}, {"start": 13815.76, "end": 13820.960000000001, "text": " Mods?"}, {"start": 13820.960000000001, "end": 13821.960000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 13821.960000000001, "end": 13823.960000000001, "text": " Here's one for your little friend"}, {"start": 13836.52, "end": 13841.000000000002, "text": " Chock-a-na baby Chock-a-na mother fucker man"}, {"start": 13851.960000000001, "end": 13861.34, "text": " Damn, he's fucking quick with it, too."}, {"start": 13861.34, "end": 13868.000000000002, "text": " I don't know where to go, man."}, {"start": 13868.000000000002, "end": 13872.960000000001, "text": " Definitely won't be expecting this."}, {"start": 13872.960000000001, "end": 13878.12, "text": " Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 13878.12, "end": 13884.28, "text": " Oh shit, are you fucking kidding me, bro?"}, {"start": 13884.28, "end": 13891.76, "text": " I'm a barbarian, I'm Conan, you know, she's always saying shit like that, bro."}, {"start": 13891.76, "end": 13893.960000000001, "text": " She's always saying shit like that."}, {"start": 13893.960000000001, "end": 13901.960000000001, "text": " No, no, no, I know exactly what we do here."}, {"start": 13901.960000000001, "end": 13904.36, "text": " That was actually kind of crazy."}, {"start": 13904.36, "end": 13906.960000000001, "text": " I mean, I had six damage after five rounds."}, {"start": 13906.960000000001, "end": 13912.960000000001, "text": " Ghibli, we need to bring back low-ranked Unxies. You just got to tank your elo a little bit more. I know you've been trying."}, {"start": 13919.960000000001, "end": 13923.960000000001, "text": " Literally, that's probably like 20 damage to five individuals in there."}, {"start": 13936.960000000001, "end": 13940.960000000001, "text": " Russian"}, {"start": 13948.960000000001, "end": 13952.960000000001, "text": " Folded, one shot, one kill"}, {"start": 13966.960000000001, "end": 13968.960000000001, "text": " Thanks y'all."}, {"start": 13968.960000000001, "end": 13970.960000000001, "text": " Oh, but I was feeling myself."}, {"start": 13970.960000000001, "end": 13972.960000000001, "text": " I was moving a little different than I've had."}, {"start": 13972.960000000001, "end": 13974.960000000001, "text": " I was moving with no trepidation."}, {"start": 13974.960000000001, "end": 13976.960000000001, "text": " I was moving with no trepidation."}, {"start": 13992.960000000001, "end": 13994.960000000001, "text": " Sounds broke, guys."}, {"start": 13994.960000000001, "end": 13998.400000000001, "text": " One second. W team."}, {"start": 13998.400000000001, "end": 14007.400000000001, "text": " Chibley, did you see they added a new bug that causes your game to lose audio?"}, {"start": 14007.400000000001, "end": 14014.400000000001, "text": " Yes, it's so crazy to me."}, {"start": 14014.400000000001, "end": 14019.6, "text": " Honestly, I think I might, well, hang on."}, {"start": 14019.6, "end": 14022.6, "text": " No, dude, let's go beast mode and use Augs outside."}, {"start": 14044.76, "end": 14046.0, "text": " Hey, purple, I got this, man."}, {"start": 14049.6, "end": 14054.6, "text": " Oh shit"}, {"start": 14059.2, "end": 14061.2, "text": " That went bad"}, {"start": 14061.92, "end": 14063.92, "text": " What the hell happens?"}, {"start": 14065.800000000001, "end": 14073.380000000001, "text": " Hmm 55 and two not too bad though and we're back. I'm literally top-fragging if you average it over the last three rounds"}, {"start": 14079.6, "end": 14090.48, "text": " I mean, it grows on our team at 8700 Elo and I'm logging in."}, {"start": 14090.48, "end": 14096.48, "text": " Do you ever think about that?"}, {"start": 14096.48, "end": 14099.720000000001, "text": " I'm the guy who goes heaven, though."}, {"start": 14099.720000000001, "end": 14102.56, "text": " Okay, alright."}, {"start": 14102.56, "end": 14103.56, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 14103.56, "end": 14106.56, "text": " You're rushing, I understand."}, {"start": 14106.56, "end": 14112.56, "text": " Tell us they've opened Squeaky."}, {"start": 14112.56, "end": 14118.56, "text": " I don't believe that they went down."}, {"start": 14118.56, "end": 14122.56, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 14122.56, "end": 14125.56, "text": " Screenshot saved?"}, {"start": 14125.56, "end": 14130.56, "text": " Did I tell it to do that?"}, {"start": 14130.56, "end": 14135.56, "text": " Sneezed halfway through there."}, {"start": 14135.56, "end": 14140.56, "text": " X-Box shut down. Imagine."}, {"start": 14144.56, "end": 14148.56, "text": " Please land some shots. I literally did, I bet I did 30 in two."}, {"start": 14157.56, "end": 14160.56, "text": " He landed a screenshot."}, {"start": 14160.56, "end": 14164.56, "text": " 15."}, {"start": 14164.56, "end": 14168.56, "text": " Nice trash."}, {"start": 14168.56, "end": 14172.56, "text": " 16 and 1. AKA, 32 and 2."}, {"start": 14176.439999999999, "end": 14180.56, "text": " I'm thinking it's mag 7"}, {"start": 14180.56, "end": 14184.56, "text": " ramp season."}, {"start": 14184.56, "end": 14193.6, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 14193.6, "end": 14197.92, "text": " Imagine if that guy didn't ruin my life by standing still for .01 seconds at the start"}, {"start": 14197.92, "end": 14198.92, "text": " of the match."}, {"start": 14198.92, "end": 14202.16, "text": " It's literally my spot, bro."}, {"start": 14202.16, "end": 14205.4, "text": " That's the spot I picked in my head without telling anybody."}, {"start": 14205.4, "end": 14207.4, "text": " Okay, fine."}, {"start": 14207.4, "end": 14208.4, "text": " Yeah, sure."}, {"start": 14208.4, "end": 14213.039999999999, "text": " Boy, you take the gun, you earned it."}, {"start": 14213.04, "end": 14222.04, "text": " What was that?"}, {"start": 14222.04, "end": 14228.04, "text": " Yeah, I don't think so, kid."}, {"start": 14228.04, "end": 14232.04, "text": " Grab his gun."}, {"start": 14232.04, "end": 14242.04, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14242.04, "end": 14246.980000000001, "text": " There was an odd I didn't want the odd. I wanted green's Galileo a our connection"}, {"start": 14250.320000000002, "end": 14252.320000000002, "text": " Did you see that mag seven shot"}, {"start": 14253.26, "end": 14260.18, "text": " He got slumped man, but it was merciful because it was like before his his brain could tell his body there was somebody there"}, {"start": 14262.44, "end": 14264.44, "text": " Watch this"}, {"start": 14272.04, "end": 14284.160000000002, "text": " I think I got time to pee before this round ends."}, {"start": 14284.160000000002, "end": 14285.160000000002, "text": " Probably not if I sit down."}, {"start": 14285.160000000002, "end": 14289.800000000001, "text": " Damn, he had no idea, man."}, {"start": 14289.800000000001, "end": 14299.880000000001, "text": " Sure, he's a jolly broger until he answers for his crimes."}, {"start": 14299.880000000001, "end": 14306.880000000001, "text": " Another disaster class? I'm literally at 100% win rate and having fun. Which is the true end game of video games."}, {"start": 14309.880000000001, "end": 14310.880000000001, "text": " You ever think about that?"}, {"start": 14316.880000000001, "end": 14317.880000000001, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 14319.880000000001, "end": 14324.880000000001, "text": " Oh, that would have been awesome, though. That would have been awesome."}, {"start": 14329.880000000001, "end": 14352.26, "text": " Okay, that's pretty good."}, {"start": 14352.26, "end": 14359.2, "text": " David Byrne ordering breakfast, scones, is what I wanna eat."}, {"start": 14359.2, "end": 14367.960000000001, "text": " So I'll guess that I'll order scones, okay that was almost awesome though."}, {"start": 14367.960000000001, "end": 14372.52, "text": " I got scones."}, {"start": 14372.52, "end": 14380.76, "text": " I will place them jam upon the scones."}, {"start": 14380.76, "end": 14384.44, "text": " Maybe he was right when he said the less we talk about it the better though."}, {"start": 14384.44, "end": 14387.52, "text": " Could be good man."}, {"start": 14387.52, "end": 14391.84, "text": " I mean, if Macaulay Culkin could do a Velvet Underground tribute group just based around pizza,"}, {"start": 14391.84, "end": 14396.640000000001, "text": " surely we could do a Talking Heads tribute group based around British baked goods."}, {"start": 14398.880000000001, "end": 14400.560000000001, "text": " Yeah, it's alright bro, take your time."}, {"start": 14408.560000000001, "end": 14410.4, "text": " I hear steps behind me, they're going to ramp."}, {"start": 14415.6, "end": 14417.44, "text": " That was aura, obviously."}, {"start": 14417.52, "end": 14435.52, "text": " of"}, {"start": 14435.52, "end": 14442.52, "text": " fast peak from the distance"}, {"start": 14442.52, "end": 14457.04, "text": " Oh, yeah, I'll swap for that any day of the week."}, {"start": 14457.04, "end": 14468.92, "text": " Our rate's lower than it's ever been."}, {"start": 14468.92, "end": 14469.92, "text": " This time I'm going ramp."}, {"start": 14469.92, "end": 14471.48, "text": " I'm going to hit that headshot ramp."}, {"start": 14471.48, "end": 14477.72, "text": " gonna win. I'm going Matt Hasselbeck. Stop making fun of my username I have to"}, {"start": 14477.72, "end": 14480.08, "text": " change it."}, {"start": 14485.52, "end": 14488.359999999999, "text": " That's book."}, {"start": 14491.08, "end": 14494.56, "text": " That's mouse sign."}, {"start": 14494.56, "end": 14504.8, "text": " Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, I was looking at chat."}, {"start": 14504.8, "end": 14515.119999999999, "text": " We push these, push the advantage."}, {"start": 14515.119999999999, "end": 14516.119999999999, "text": " Bombs down Chofi."}, {"start": 14516.119999999999, "end": 14517.119999999999, "text": " No, no big deal."}, {"start": 14517.119999999999, "end": 14518.119999999999, "text": " No big deal here."}, {"start": 14518.12, "end": 14525.12, "text": " No, no big deal, no big deal, yeah."}, {"start": 14525.12, "end": 14528.12, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 14528.12, "end": 14536.12, "text": " They're gonna be like, don't go ramp, the demon's there, the deep and they're right."}, {"start": 14536.12, "end": 14539.12, "text": " The demon's me."}, {"start": 14539.12, "end": 14545.12, "text": " Damn! Over a 1.0 KDR!"}, {"start": 14545.12, "end": 14547.12, "text": " Have one on me brother."}, {"start": 14556.400000000001, "end": 14559.52, "text": " Joanna Newsom mentioned. It's kind of pissing me off."}, {"start": 14562.160000000002, "end": 14564.160000000002, "text": " Let's table this conversation for now."}, {"start": 14575.12, "end": 14577.12, "text": " Good show, bro."}, {"start": 14588.560000000001, "end": 14591.36, "text": " Only two fellas remain. I love this. We hold the angle."}, {"start": 14593.6, "end": 14594.320000000002, "text": " Now we push."}, {"start": 14597.04, "end": 14598.320000000002, "text": " Obviously we push, bro."}, {"start": 14599.68, "end": 14603.2, "text": " Bombs down somewhere. Do I look like I fucking give a fuck?"}, {"start": 14605.12, "end": 14612.12, "text": " These are video games, bro, not school."}, {"start": 14612.12, "end": 14615.12, "text": " Mods."}, {"start": 14615.12, "end": 14621.12, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 14621.12, "end": 14629.12, "text": " Anyway, long story short, when did we decide that Have One On Me was a more important album than Ease, man?"}, {"start": 14629.12, "end": 14632.12, "text": " I'm an Ease fella. I'm an Ease man."}, {"start": 14632.12, "end": 14636.68, "text": " As an easeman I hope you don't mind if I wax Cosmia to you as an easeman would"}, {"start": 14636.68, "end": 14641.62, "text": " I hope you don't mind that I quote Emily reference the melancholy friendship and"}, {"start": 14641.62, "end": 14645.12, "text": " platonic love of a song such as Monkey and Bear"}, {"start": 14645.12, "end": 14648.12, "text": " Can you get the fuck out of the way I'm clutching up bro!"}, {"start": 14662.12, "end": 14683.08, "text": " and the ship y'all really I don't even know where to go man this shit open yep"}, {"start": 14683.08, "end": 14693.08, "text": " what the fuck got him i got an idea"}, {"start": 14693.08, "end": 14716.56, "text": " They say at least I had the fucking nuts to get in there, bro."}, {"start": 14716.56, "end": 14718.6, "text": " We're popping off."}, {"start": 14718.6, "end": 14721.64, "text": " Purple, get your head in the fucking game."}, {"start": 14721.64, "end": 14722.48, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 14727.4, "end": 14728.56, "text": " Do not get the op?"}, {"start": 14729.92, "end": 14730.859999999999, "text": " Too late, brother."}, {"start": 14730.859999999999, "end": 14731.9, "text": " Lime green."}, {"start": 14736.8, "end": 14738.039999999999, "text": " Like my sleep score."}, {"start": 14738.04, "end": 14752.400000000001, "text": " Oh, so it's over."}, {"start": 14752.400000000001, "end": 14757.12, "text": " It's fucking over, bro."}, {"start": 14757.12, "end": 14758.560000000001, "text": " We won again."}, {"start": 14758.560000000001, "end": 14760.76, "text": " We won again!"}, {"start": 14760.76, "end": 14761.76, "text": " And I deserved it!"}, {"start": 14761.76, "end": 14762.76, "text": " What do you mean, the MIA?"}, {"start": 14762.76, "end": 14765.0, "text": " Did you not see me clutch up?"}, {"start": 14765.0, "end": 14766.0, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 14766.0, "end": 14767.0, "text": " I'm sorry!"}, {"start": 14767.0, "end": 14773.0, "text": " I might be playing it for laps but I was not the MIA. I went crazy."}, {"start": 14780.0, "end": 14785.0, "text": " Zero assists. Alright, no one got mad at like Maurice Richard for that kind of stat line."}, {"start": 14789.0, "end": 14791.0, "text": " I gotta go pee so bad. I'll be right back."}, {"start": 14797.0, "end": 14799.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14827.0, "end": 14829.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14857.0, "end": 14859.06, "text": " you"}, {"start": 14887.96, "end": 14889.96, "text": " Need some amaliz"}, {"start": 14893.56, "end": 14901.2, "text": " You know what I'm talking about yeah, I sat down I said honestly I feel like I'm enjoying the sit-down meta, man"}, {"start": 14909.08, "end": 14914.68, "text": " I was not gambling I grabbed the two skins out of my weekly crape drop holy shit, bro"}, {"start": 14914.68, "end": 14918.44, "text": " I'm, I'm eagle with two arrows."}, {"start": 14918.44, "end": 14926.44, "text": " Corey, Corey, I'd be, I'd be a little scared if I were you, Corey."}, {"start": 14926.44, "end": 14931.720000000001, "text": " Chad, should I buy sorrows?"}, {"start": 14931.720000000001, "end": 14936.6, "text": " Why do you sound like the new general manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs as soon as July"}, {"start": 14936.6, "end": 14938.800000000001, "text": " 1st free agency comes around?"}, {"start": 14938.800000000001, "end": 14941.720000000001, "text": " He's not leaving Nashville, man."}, {"start": 14941.720000000001, "end": 14942.720000000001, "text": " He's not leaving."}, {"start": 14942.720000000001, "end": 14945.640000000001, "text": " So they traded Asgharov, right?"}, {"start": 14945.640000000001, "end": 14951.720000000001, "text": " They might have traded Asgharov, I can't remember."}, {"start": 14951.720000000001, "end": 14953.04, "text": " Yeah, they got rid of him."}, {"start": 14953.04, "end": 14958.240000000002, "text": " All right, all right, all right."}, {"start": 14958.240000000002, "end": 14963.2, "text": " Yeah, Housemark goaded."}, {"start": 14963.2, "end": 14964.480000000001, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 14964.480000000001, "end": 14969.160000000002, "text": " I think that they make good games, but I don't like them."}, {"start": 14969.160000000002, "end": 14972.560000000001, "text": " I played Returnal for like 90 minutes and I was like, this seems like one of the"}, {"start": 14972.56, "end": 14986.48, "text": " best games that I do not like. I have an issue with three-dimensional roguelikes, to be honest."}, {"start": 14986.48, "end": 14992.939999999999, "text": " Two-dimensional roguelikes like Enter the Gungeon. My brain can process the shooting and the dodging"}, {"start": 14992.94, "end": 14999.86, "text": " very easily. Three-dimensional, I'm just like, what am I doing here, man? What am I doing"}, {"start": 14999.86, "end": 15009.980000000001, "text": " here? What about risk of rain too? Would somebody like to illuminate for the new heads in chat"}, {"start": 15009.98, "end": 15025.14, "text": " my thoughts on Risk of Rain too. He loves it, he loves it, you love it, he loves it, he loves"}, {"start": 15025.14, "end": 15030.02, "text": " it. Change username, that's true. I gotta think of one though. Based on the movies I've been"}, {"start": 15030.02, "end": 15043.34, "text": " watching I mean dude Fred from brief encounter would be a crazy name I don't"}, {"start": 15043.34, "end": 15046.7, "text": " think of who else could be you could always be Ryan from 9 to 2 a little"}, {"start": 15046.7, "end": 15066.5, "text": " Cleo from five to seven reference. Fred Fox would be funny. Too funny for me. I'm afraid."}, {"start": 15066.5, "end": 15077.18, "text": " Canadian Tire. Libertarian Canadian Tire. I've got to think about that. VIP Daniel, Tim Hortons"}, {"start": 15077.18, "end": 15081.46, "text": " has been pissing me off for a long time but they're really starting to piss me off with"}, {"start": 15081.46, "end": 15087.92, "text": " their new model of just constantly doing a collaboration at all times and every single"}, {"start": 15087.92, "end": 15093.1, "text": " collaboration is with Ryan Reynolds. Even McDonald's, it takes a lot for me to say this, even"}, {"start": 15093.1, "end": 15098.380000000001, "text": " McDonald's is pissing me off because it's like it used to be hey there's a"}, {"start": 15098.380000000001, "end": 15103.94, "text": " there's a BTS meal and then there's no collab and then a few months later it's"}, {"start": 15103.94, "end": 15108.1, "text": " the grimace shake now it's just I I go to McDonald's they got 18 different"}, {"start": 15108.1, "end": 15117.1, "text": " collabs going at the same time man I would like to play I'd like to play"}, {"start": 15117.1, "end": 15123.9, "text": " Nuke again? No, I'd like to play Inferno. Too late, y'all."}, {"start": 15123.9, "end": 15127.98, "text": " You may not know, but what's the Vancouver meta for hotels that are under 400 bucks? I"}, {"start": 15127.98, "end": 15133.140000000001, "text": " have some horrible news. Guy who's from Vancouver. I read an article that Vancouver has the"}, {"start": 15133.140000000001, "end": 15139.1, "text": " same number of hotel rooms in 2026 that it did in 2002. Basically, hotel rooms are insanely"}, {"start": 15139.1, "end": 15144.54, "text": " expensive here. And if you find one that is like, I don't know, like 200 bucks or"}, {"start": 15144.54, "end": 15154.580000000002, "text": " less be very suspicious because like there's some busted hotels in Vancouver"}, {"start": 15154.580000000002, "end": 15165.18, "text": " oh wait this is a Scientology any percent I had a friend come to Vancouver don't"}, {"start": 15165.18, "end": 15169.54, "text": " don't don't attack me please don't attack me I'm trying to find the Tom"}, {"start": 15169.54, "end": 15175.54, "text": " cruise suite that's literally as good as it gets that's as good as it gets right"}, {"start": 15175.54, "end": 15180.18, "text": " there that's a hundred percent he stayed in a chain hotel that was on"}, {"start": 15180.18, "end": 15185.34, "text": " Granville Street I went to his room and I was like with a whole hotel it smelled"}, {"start": 15185.34, "end": 15190.580000000002, "text": " so bad the second I walked into the lobby of the hotel that I instantly got"}, {"start": 15190.580000000002, "end": 15198.02, "text": " a headache like it was it was just crazy like I was so moldy and mildewy"}, {"start": 15198.300000000001, "end": 15201.32, "text": " Like through they permeated the entire building"}, {"start": 15207.9, "end": 15209.9, "text": " Ready for this"}, {"start": 15213.460000000001, "end": 15218.42, "text": " It just works come on come on come on"}, {"start": 15218.42, "end": 15230.74, "text": " Oh boy! Oh no, you're good. You're in comms probably. You're probably in comms."}, {"start": 15230.74, "end": 15243.22, "text": " I'm moaned when I drank the water there. Honestly, that's real. Sometimes it hits."}, {"start": 15243.220000000001, "end": 15261.18, "text": " He stood still, he planted his feet and clicked ahead man."}, {"start": 15261.18, "end": 15262.62, "text": " Why is water so goaded?"}, {"start": 15262.62, "end": 15264.54, "text": " It isn't even that good."}, {"start": 15264.54, "end": 15266.660000000002, "text": " What a shot."}, {"start": 15266.660000000002, "end": 15270.060000000001, "text": " Oh, why the knife?"}, {"start": 15270.060000000001, "end": 15272.94, "text": " Wrong?"}, {"start": 15272.94, "end": 15281.9, "text": " It's fine, like it's not bad, like I wouldn't go that crazy, but it's certainly not the"}, {"start": 15281.9, "end": 15292.42, "text": " best tasting beverage, that's insane."}, {"start": 15292.42, "end": 15295.78, "text": " Not that good until 10.32pm on a Tuesday evening after you've been on the couch for"}, {"start": 15295.78, "end": 15296.78, "text": " three hours?"}, {"start": 15296.78, "end": 15300.74, "text": " Sorry, Chibli, I wouldn't know what that's like, I have a child."}, {"start": 15300.74, "end": 15303.38, "text": " How do you feel about that?"}, {"start": 15303.38, "end": 15312.1, "text": " Kind of just won the argument by, uh, by reproducing, huh?"}, {"start": 15312.1, "end": 15316.34, "text": " Oh, obviously I won't be walking out into that."}, {"start": 15316.34, "end": 15321.539999999999, "text": " I'm above, uh, I'm above 5,000 now."}, {"start": 15321.539999999999, "end": 15327.58, "text": " Above 5,000 elo, we don't walk out into the spray."}, {"start": 15327.58, "end": 15347.1, "text": " I literally headshot him. How is he alive bro? He's got one hell of a headache!"}, {"start": 15347.1, "end": 15351.82, "text": " Even a man who shares a world of differences may find common ground among the plains. Oh"}, {"start": 15351.82, "end": 15365.26, "text": " it. You're kind of talking like Liv Schreiber and the daytrippers, chibby. Swagged up on"}, {"start": 15365.26, "end": 15377.58, "text": " him a little bit. Did you just call me a lib? No, if anything, he's like a monarchist."}, {"start": 15377.58, "end": 15379.58, "text": " No armor greater than son"}, {"start": 15390.16, "end": 15395.98, "text": " Yeah, sure no problem bro now I'll be late to mid and get killed and my teammates are gonna call me a slur in all chat bro"}, {"start": 15397.66, "end": 15401.06, "text": " Stop getting gout with the scouts and save a spot for the up"}, {"start": 15407.58, "end": 15419.58, "text": " Wait for it."}, {"start": 15419.58, "end": 15436.82, "text": " Wait for it."}, {"start": 15436.82, "end": 15438.82, "text": " I have the ball."}, {"start": 15438.82, "end": 15439.82, "text": " Holy shit, we fucking won."}, {"start": 15445.82, "end": 15446.82, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15453.82, "end": 15454.82, "text": " What do you mean we?"}, {"start": 15454.82, "end": 15456.82, "text": " Did you see my fucking shot, man?"}, {"start": 15456.82, "end": 15459.82, "text": " Did you see my shot?"}, {"start": 15466.82, "end": 15477.86, "text": " When you get to the spot with no gun out."}, {"start": 15477.86, "end": 15483.22, "text": " So they don't even do shit mid."}, {"start": 15483.22, "end": 15485.34, "text": " He reloads and I kill him."}, {"start": 15485.34, "end": 15486.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 15486.34, "end": 15489.74, "text": " Okay, well obviously we don't go that way."}, {"start": 15489.74, "end": 15495.5, "text": " We wait for them to cross and we kill them."}, {"start": 15495.5, "end": 15502.18, "text": " letting our bomb get deeper and deeper into A. I have a hundred percent belief"}, {"start": 15502.18, "end": 15509.18, "text": " this plan is going to work. They're gonna be like, he moved."}, {"start": 15509.62, "end": 15513.22, "text": " Maybe they moved."}, {"start": 15513.220000000001, "end": 15519.220000000001, "text": " Bombs down. It's our time to peek."}, {"start": 15519.220000000001, "end": 15524.220000000001, "text": " I just go back to spawn, y'all."}, {"start": 15524.220000000001, "end": 15527.220000000001, "text": " Wait, green popped off?"}, {"start": 15527.220000000001, "end": 15531.220000000001, "text": " Activating the bomb."}, {"start": 15531.220000000001, "end": 15535.220000000001, "text": " The bomb has been cleared."}, {"start": 15535.220000000001, "end": 15540.220000000001, "text": " The moment you drop the angle,"}, {"start": 15540.220000000001, "end": 15558.62, "text": " It's always in the last place you look bro."}, {"start": 15558.62, "end": 15559.62, "text": " I'm getting pretty good."}, {"start": 15559.62, "end": 15560.62, "text": " I'm getting pretty good."}, {"start": 15560.62, "end": 15562.580000000002, "text": " I'm getting pretty good at the game."}, {"start": 15562.58, "end": 15564.14, "text": " I'm pretty good at the game."}, {"start": 15574.62, "end": 15575.86, "text": " They can hear the scope."}, {"start": 15578.26, "end": 15579.7, "text": " I can hear you using."}, {"start": 15581.58, "end": 15584.06, "text": " Stop body blocking me bro, I'm gonna freak out."}, {"start": 15586.38, "end": 15588.46, "text": " They need a good guy with the op to stop a bad guy"}, {"start": 15588.46, "end": 15589.3, "text": " with the op."}, {"start": 15593.46, "end": 15596.14, "text": " Nah, he stays killing me. Why did nobody give a fuck?"}, {"start": 15597.94, "end": 15601.82, "text": " Wait, they killed our purple, man. Double peek."}, {"start": 15609.38, "end": 15613.62, "text": " Whoops. Flush them out and then we get one of these."}, {"start": 15620.14, "end": 15622.14, "text": " Got him."}, {"start": 15652.58, "end": 15662.039999999999, "text": " I don't know where to look man."}, {"start": 15662.039999999999, "end": 15663.039999999999, "text": " Play bomb."}, {"start": 15663.039999999999, "end": 15664.039999999999, "text": " It's that simple."}, {"start": 15664.039999999999, "end": 15665.039999999999, "text": " Play bomb."}, {"start": 15665.039999999999, "end": 15675.539999999999, "text": " Dude, getting an early op kind of like getting brimstone on the basement too."}, {"start": 15675.54, "end": 15694.140000000001, "text": " Bad plant, bad plant spot, honestly, kind of a bad planting spot."}, {"start": 15694.140000000001, "end": 15695.140000000001, "text": " Why would you plant there?"}, {"start": 15695.140000000001, "end": 15697.740000000002, "text": " You need to plant for a window, bro."}, {"start": 15697.740000000002, "end": 15698.740000000002, "text": " That's whatever."}, {"start": 15698.740000000002, "end": 15699.740000000002, "text": " They'll figure it out there."}, {"start": 15699.74, "end": 15701.74, "text": " They'll figure it out in time."}, {"start": 15710.24, "end": 15711.74, "text": " I need a new scope."}, {"start": 15712.24, "end": 15713.74, "text": " A malisterine guy."}, {"start": 15716.24, "end": 15717.24, "text": " Oops."}, {"start": 15720.24, "end": 15722.24, "text": " Redemption. Yeah, that's Pete, bro."}, {"start": 15722.24, "end": 15738.72, "text": " Oh, wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 15738.72, "end": 15739.72, "text": " Maybe Cory's right."}, {"start": 15739.72, "end": 15744.16, "text": " Maybe the op is unfair."}, {"start": 15744.16, "end": 15749.08, "text": " You literally just shoot them and they die."}, {"start": 15749.08, "end": 15772.16, "text": " I play pit."}, {"start": 15772.16, "end": 15773.16, "text": " There's only one."}, {"start": 15773.16, "end": 15781.16, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 15781.16, "end": 15789.16, "text": " Sheesh. And we planted and we planted"}, {"start": 15789.16, "end": 15804.08, "text": " Salt and vinegar or barbecue chips? Miss Vickie's were going salt and vinegar any day of the week,"}, {"start": 15804.08, "end": 15809.16, "text": " but the vinegar better be malted, bro. Lays? Now I'm a barbecue stan, personally."}, {"start": 15809.16, "end": 15824.22, "text": " All right, that was awesome. At first, everybody got the AWP. They saw that around and they"}, {"start": 15824.22, "end": 15833.9, "text": " went, wait a second. Give me that. There's a gun that kills in one shot in this game?"}, {"start": 15833.9, "end": 15844.9, "text": " Yeah, bro. Yeah, it kills in one shot. It's called the op. It costs $30 million."}, {"start": 15852.9, "end": 15854.9, "text": " Wait, we might be unstoppable."}, {"start": 15854.9, "end": 15864.9, "text": " W's breaking stuff, what the, why would you kill him?"}, {"start": 15864.9, "end": 15874.9, "text": " Damn, we really do have three ops."}, {"start": 15874.9, "end": 15889.539999999999, "text": " Oh, move move bro"}, {"start": 15897.539999999999, "end": 15899.539999999999, "text": " My jumps"}, {"start": 15904.9, "end": 15914.9, "text": " Motherfucker man."}, {"start": 15914.9, "end": 15931.26, "text": " Take the AWP it's the Mids OP."}, {"start": 15931.26, "end": 15946.62, "text": " with bomb my team was right behind me. Speaking of which, that's a smoke screen. Now we don't"}, {"start": 15946.62, "end": 15953.62, "text": " go banana. Does anyone know where to go on this map? That's not banana."}, {"start": 15961.460000000001, "end": 15968.460000000001, "text": " I just go banana. Guys, could I get the spawn as close as to the door? So that I can get"}, {"start": 15968.58, "end": 15975.58, "text": " mid and get 4k with my op again?"}, {"start": 15976.62, "end": 15985.28, "text": " 9 times out of 10 that gets a kill."}, {"start": 15985.28, "end": 15991.78, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 15991.78, "end": 15999.300000000001, "text": " I got you orange."}, {"start": 15999.300000000001, "end": 16028.300000000001, "text": " noise at banana. Counter strafing mid. Nothing. Mollying patio. Squeaks jumping apartments."}, {"start": 16028.300000000001, "end": 16030.300000000001, "text": " They didn't my team didn't tell me I'm last man standing"}, {"start": 16034.140000000001, "end": 16036.140000000001, "text": " All right lock in lock in"}, {"start": 16038.380000000001, "end": 16043.380000000001, "text": " Damn Justin you see I got a fork. I got a four kill implant. I got a 4k implant"}, {"start": 16046.140000000001, "end": 16051.6, "text": " And then I've just been buying the op every single round ever since but it's literally not my fault because somebody on my fucking team is two and seven"}, {"start": 16058.300000000001, "end": 16065.300000000001, "text": " Yeah, got him."}, {"start": 16074.060000000001, "end": 16081.060000000001, "text": " Confidence. Now I lock in."}, {"start": 16081.140000000001, "end": 16086.54, "text": " Purple watch out."}, {"start": 16086.54, "end": 16087.380000000001, "text": " Steps mid."}, {"start": 16089.060000000001, "end": 16090.5, "text": " I'm practicing comms."}, {"start": 16094.300000000001, "end": 16095.660000000002, "text": " Bro, we got no one banana."}, {"start": 16096.62, "end": 16098.1, "text": " Who's watching the flank?"}, {"start": 16108.78, "end": 16110.5, "text": " Must have been the wind type shit."}, {"start": 16114.1, "end": 16115.5, "text": " You turn, I get this guy."}, {"start": 16116.54, "end": 16132.54, "text": " I'll throw in a flashback."}, {"start": 16132.54, "end": 16133.54, "text": " Signs."}, {"start": 16133.54, "end": 16136.54, "text": " Fucking signs type shot."}, {"start": 16136.54, "end": 16142.5, "text": " Just saw he did the corner of his leg disappear behind a fucking stalk of corn"}, {"start": 16148.080000000002, "end": 16153.380000000001, "text": " He said shot instead of shit because it was a fucking shot bro like from M. Night Shyamalan signs"}, {"start": 16158.460000000001, "end": 16160.460000000001, "text": " It was a shot from signs"}, {"start": 16160.460000000001, "end": 16184.460000000001, "text": " Don't say bomb in those children there's millennials here bro okay I'm going to that hole"}, {"start": 16184.460000000001, "end": 16186.460000000001, "text": " Or I lost."}, {"start": 16189.820000000002, "end": 16192.62, "text": " Sorry. Loud walking because I wanted to check the scoreboard."}, {"start": 16205.34, "end": 16210.460000000001, "text": " I'm looking left out of mid. Let's do this green. Three, two, one."}, {"start": 16210.460000000001, "end": 16234.44, "text": " He's there oh I thought he had him what happened they clutched up we were up like five one"}, {"start": 16234.44, "end": 16245.62, "text": " You stop buying op I'm penny smart and dollar dumb bro I'm broke"}, {"start": 16245.62, "end": 16263.220000000001, "text": " you guys see that? can't even afford the fucking op man scout is kind of like an"}, {"start": 16263.220000000001, "end": 16270.220000000001, "text": " off"}, {"start": 16270.220000000001, "end": 16277.220000000001, "text": " eagle is like an off that's true"}, {"start": 16277.220000000001, "end": 16283.220000000001, "text": " the worst case scenario seven five ain't that bad"}, {"start": 16283.220000000001, "end": 16288.560000000001, "text": " kind of a loser way to start thinking about the game but"}, {"start": 16288.56, "end": 16310.4, "text": " love that. Okay, I've been killed. I jumped without bending my knees. Oh, that was clean"}, {"start": 16310.4, "end": 16312.4, "text": " No, who was that? That was yellow?"}, {"start": 16317.08, "end": 16324.06, "text": " Chad did he win that new game? Not only did we win and we won it easily. I'm not even trolling. Oh come on pull the knife out kid"}, {"start": 16340.4, "end": 16347.4, "text": " Mr. MIA said easily? I literally got two MVPs."}, {"start": 16347.4, "end": 16368.4, "text": " got two MVPs."}, {"start": 16368.4, "end": 16369.4, "text": " It's not toxic."}, {"start": 16369.4, "end": 16373.9, "text": " I was trying to bait the opposition into giving up peekers advantage, thus giving my teammate"}, {"start": 16373.9, "end": 16374.9, "text": " a boost."}, {"start": 16378.9, "end": 16379.9, "text": " Are we Russian, then?"}, {"start": 16379.9, "end": 16382.9, "text": " Or are we doing sneaky-peaky-like?"}, {"start": 16385.9, "end": 16386.9, "text": " Okay, who?"}, {"start": 16386.9, "end": 16388.9, "text": " I think noobs love to play banana,"}, {"start": 16388.9, "end": 16390.9, "text": " so I'm not gonna play banana."}, {"start": 16390.9, "end": 16391.9, "text": " I'm gonna play pit."}, {"start": 16396.9, "end": 16399.9, "text": " Yellow, I gotta be so fucking for real with you."}, {"start": 16399.9, "end": 16401.9, "text": " You really wanna get promoted?"}, {"start": 16401.9, "end": 16403.9, "text": " Let's go, let's go!"}, {"start": 16403.9, "end": 16405.9, "text": " I knew it."}, {"start": 16405.9, "end": 16407.9, "text": " It's really slow."}, {"start": 16413.9, "end": 16415.9, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 16416.9, "end": 16418.9, "text": " Ah, fuck."}, {"start": 16418.9, "end": 16437.780000000002, "text": " They're everywhere, man."}, {"start": 16437.780000000002, "end": 16438.780000000002, "text": " John Wick."}, {"start": 16438.780000000002, "end": 16439.780000000002, "text": " Got him."}, {"start": 16439.780000000002, "end": 16441.780000000002, "text": " Got mine."}, {"start": 16441.780000000002, "end": 16445.54, "text": " Now we can lower the heart rate."}, {"start": 16445.54, "end": 16465.98, "text": " the exhales. We clutch up. Oh if I could click, my finger wasn't strong enough to click faster"}, {"start": 16465.98, "end": 16467.98, "text": " or he'd be dead."}, {"start": 16473.98, "end": 16475.98, "text": " Swag 7, no armor apartments."}, {"start": 16477.98, "end": 16479.98, "text": " Strong alphabet earnings report."}, {"start": 16481.98, "end": 16483.98, "text": " That's huge."}, {"start": 16483.98, "end": 16485.98, "text": " Honestly."}, {"start": 16487.98, "end": 16491.98, "text": " I mean, it's been a good month on YouTube because you're slay this pirate too, so that's probably a big part of it."}, {"start": 16491.98, "end": 16496.16, "text": " I'd have to say honestly it's I don't want to get accused of insider trading"}, {"start": 16496.16, "end": 16498.84, "text": " But the slay this fire two videos have been I've been doing pretty well"}, {"start": 16499.56, "end": 16501.56, "text": " It's probably a big part of it"}, {"start": 16507.079999999998, "end": 16509.079999999998, "text": " I don't think they went this way man"}, {"start": 16515.62, "end": 16517.76, "text": " I'm why am I playing this like it's halo"}, {"start": 16521.98, "end": 16527.98, "text": " Translate STS-2 to Chinese, you'll go platinum. I'm literally just going to learn Mandarin."}, {"start": 16539.98, "end": 16543.98, "text": " Let's take classes together. No, I'm taking classes with my wife. You should take classes with your wife."}, {"start": 16551.98, "end": 16556.1, "text": " He's on some John Wick shit, man."}, {"start": 16556.1, "end": 16560.66, "text": " He's on some John Marston shit, bro."}, {"start": 16560.66, "end": 16566.66, "text": " Nice try, nice try, King."}, {"start": 16566.66, "end": 16570.62, "text": " In my head, I was like, we got time for one more."}, {"start": 16570.62, "end": 16573.739999999998, "text": " No, the fuck we don't, bro."}, {"start": 16573.739999999998, "end": 16576.739999999998, "text": " Look at the time."}, {"start": 16576.74, "end": 16584.86, "text": " is 138 we don't have we all got time for one more"}, {"start": 16584.86, "end": 16596.940000000002, "text": " I was gonna say we do have time tomorrow but we got some hell are we doing tomorrow some"}, {"start": 16596.940000000002, "end": 16603.7, "text": " kind of multiplayer stuff that Kate set up it's not the birdwatching game it might be"}, {"start": 16603.7, "end": 16610.74, "text": " a game it might be a one versus three asymmetric multiplayer game"}, {"start": 16613.02, "end": 16616.260000000002, "text": " headshot"}, {"start": 16625.18, "end": 16632.62, "text": " I thought that was the one did you ever do this you ever lean back and massage"}, {"start": 16632.62, "end": 16637.3, "text": " your eyebrows it kind of feels good as fuck it's kind of a very neurotypical"}, {"start": 16637.3, "end": 16642.78, "text": " thing to do especially of when you do this a little bit of like you had like"}, {"start": 16642.78, "end": 16647.5, "text": " some dried skin or something in there and it kind of like pops out and you get"}, {"start": 16647.5, "end": 16652.46, "text": " like a sense of relief from it it's kind of awesome I actually do do that"}, {"start": 16652.46, "end": 16656.86, "text": " Lamal it feels so fucking good especially I mean I don't have hair man I"}, {"start": 16656.86, "end": 16660.14, "text": " I don't have a hair. I think this is as good as it gets for me"}, {"start": 16662.02, "end": 16664.02, "text": " That was that was actually a great try"}, {"start": 16681.940000000002, "end": 16683.940000000002, "text": " I mean"}, {"start": 16686.86, "end": 16700.38, "text": " oh shit he had to do something yeah he had a lot to work with oh man I think I"}, {"start": 16700.38, "end": 16703.58, "text": " should just stay in the pit man"}, {"start": 16703.58, "end": 16720.7, "text": " I mean, as long as yellow is still holding it down at the bottom, we don't really care,"}, {"start": 16720.7, "end": 16721.7, "text": " but..."}, {"start": 16721.7, "end": 16726.7, "text": " Okay, I guess I'll play patio then."}, {"start": 16726.7, "end": 16747.62, "text": " I've lost all confidence."}, {"start": 16747.62, "end": 16753.7, "text": " We need to lean forward and clutch up."}, {"start": 16753.7, "end": 16756.100000000002, "text": " Start sitting like a guy who's good at counter strike."}, {"start": 16756.1, "end": 16769.579999999998, "text": " the neck. Bombs banana, we rotate through spawn, just in style. W, that's an improvement"}, {"start": 16769.58, "end": 16790.74, "text": " already. It's already paying dividends, man. You inspired me to reinstall Counter-Strike"}, {"start": 16790.74, "end": 16795.5, "text": " then I realized I'm on the same skill level as you. It literally doesn't matter. I don't"}, {"start": 16795.5, "end": 16803.24, "text": " know at some point you ever seem like your mom play video games she'll just"}, {"start": 16803.24, "end": 16809.54, "text": " play like purple place man you know why she's playing purple place just needs a"}, {"start": 16809.54, "end": 16818.18, "text": " little break from the day-to-day fucking drudgery man and it's it's got a"}, {"start": 16818.18, "end": 16827.18, "text": " a certain appeal to them. Well, there's no way I'm getting the pit, man."}, {"start": 16827.18, "end": 16834.9, "text": " Nice try for me. I'm going to give myself a nice try on that one. What I'm trying to"}, {"start": 16834.9, "end": 16837.82, "text": " say is it's okay to have fun, man."}, {"start": 16837.82, "end": 16839.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16845.079999999998, "end": 16849.34, "text": " Died librarian. Thank you for saying them out of that comment. I was laughing my ass off"}, {"start": 16849.34, "end": 16852.54, "text": " I wasn't gonna get baited into replying but for a first-time chat message"}, {"start": 16852.98, "end": 16856.7, "text": " No, man, they're called they're calling my mom rich because she played purple place"}, {"start": 16859.94, "end": 16864.22, "text": " I mean she was like doing pretty well it's not cuz of purple place like oh"}, {"start": 16865.62, "end": 16867.62, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 16867.82, "end": 16880.06, "text": " Who did that?"}, {"start": 16880.06, "end": 16888.06, "text": " They had a kid, okay."}, {"start": 16888.06, "end": 16889.06, "text": " Pidget toy down."}, {"start": 16889.06, "end": 16893.22, "text": " How did you know it was my Kirkland Signature sparkling style water?"}, {"start": 16897.82, "end": 16903.02, "text": " I'm all good good. I lost all sounds"}, {"start": 16905.34, "end": 16907.34, "text": " That should be helpful while I op here"}, {"start": 16917.5, "end": 16921.9, "text": " Or are you in up you're not even in apartments, well, that's horrible news for me"}, {"start": 16921.9, "end": 16928.9, "text": " What are you doing, man?"}, {"start": 16928.9, "end": 16933.9, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 16933.9, "end": 16943.9, "text": " Maybe I'll be better without sound, though."}, {"start": 16943.9, "end": 16946.9, "text": " So far, so good."}, {"start": 16946.9, "end": 16956.9, "text": " He's planting, bro."}, {"start": 16956.9, "end": 16968.18, "text": " Save round."}, {"start": 16968.18, "end": 16978.9, "text": " imagine that bitch kind of beeping at me right now if I had the guess yeah okay"}, {"start": 16978.9, "end": 16986.74, "text": " give me a second here I feel like I kind of did I did all right considering the"}, {"start": 16986.74, "end": 16990.46, "text": " circumstances if I may say so"}, {"start": 16998.18, "end": 17002.18, "text": " Hmm, but I would like to buy an AWP. Oh, it can't be done, man."}, {"start": 17002.18, "end": 17006.18, "text": " We don't buy for next. We gotta stop them from getting to 12."}, {"start": 17006.18, "end": 17008.18, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 17008.18, "end": 17010.18, "text": " Blade Yellow kinda clutched up, too."}, {"start": 17014.18, "end": 17017.18, "text": " Yellow's in the damn walls already."}, {"start": 17019.18, "end": 17021.18, "text": " Yep. Nice try."}, {"start": 17021.18, "end": 17025.86, "text": " I was I didn't think you would have the stones to push me but then I there's"}, {"start": 17025.86, "end": 17028.54, "text": " nothing that we've done in this game that would inspire him to have a lack of"}, {"start": 17028.54, "end": 17034.1, "text": " confidence in himself so my assist thank you"}, {"start": 17040.58, "end": 17046.02, "text": " big news though yellow's dead so they can't pass us in damage"}, {"start": 17051.18, "end": 17063.74, "text": " Great shooting, man. Plus I got an assist."}, {"start": 17063.74, "end": 17066.86, "text": " That's bad."}, {"start": 17066.86, "end": 17068.06, "text": " That's pretty bad."}, {"start": 17068.06, "end": 17070.06, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17074.98, "end": 17077.5, "text": " Know you buy for me yellow buy"}, {"start": 17083.780000000002, "end": 17085.780000000002, "text": " Purple purple you buy for me"}, {"start": 17088.74, "end": 17093.5, "text": " You're so brave for solo queueing bro, you know who's brave our nation's firefighters"}, {"start": 17093.5, "end": 17101.46, "text": " I'm just the guy playing a video game and the others no other streamer would tell you this"}, {"start": 17108.98, "end": 17116.38, "text": " You know who's brave that guy in chat earlier who said I know it's a little weird, but I like girls with short hair"}, {"start": 17117.78, "end": 17119.98, "text": " That guy's brave for saying that shit"}, {"start": 17123.5, "end": 17129.0, "text": " I'm scared maybe I am brave cuz I'm a little scared"}, {"start": 17144.52, "end": 17146.52, "text": " Motherfucker"}, {"start": 17146.72, "end": 17148.22, "text": " Whatever got mine"}, {"start": 17148.22, "end": 17154.22, "text": " Are you kidding me yellow? You cemented your place in the basement, man."}, {"start": 17162.22, "end": 17171.22, "text": " Oh, caught looking at chat. It really isn't fair that the other people playing this game don't have like a distraction on the other monitor at all times."}, {"start": 17171.22, "end": 17178.34, "text": " I mean, inevitably some of them are probably watching my stream, which is the only reason"}, {"start": 17178.34, "end": 17179.58, "text": " they're able to beat me, but..."}, {"start": 17179.58, "end": 17182.98, "text": " They have Netflix up?"}, {"start": 17182.98, "end": 17191.38, "text": " Nah, man, tell me why I'm watching Le Bonheur, and then my friend from college is like,"}, {"start": 17191.38, "end": 17194.02, "text": " Have you seen the Jake Gyllenhaal remake of Road House?"}, {"start": 17194.02, "end": 17195.620000000003, "text": " Like what are we doing here, man?"}, {"start": 17204.14, "end": 17204.98, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 17207.14, "end": 17208.14, "text": " Terrorists win."}, {"start": 17212.780000000002, "end": 17214.52, "text": " The quad killer."}, {"start": 17217.82, "end": 17220.440000000002, "text": " GG, it wasn't that bad, all things considered."}, {"start": 17221.38, "end": 17229.9, "text": " I once had a friend that said the white remake of Old Boy is better than the Korean one."}, {"start": 17229.9, "end": 17234.86, "text": " I don't know if this was engineered in a lab to be the funniest comment of all time."}, {"start": 17234.86, "end": 17240.420000000002, "text": " Calling the American Old Boy the white remake is really funny."}, {"start": 17240.420000000002, "end": 17245.82, "text": " That's a really, really funny sentence."}, {"start": 17245.82, "end": 17250.06, "text": " was workshopped for a long time. Kudos to you because that is a really good one."}, {"start": 17258.94, "end": 17262.06, "text": " Close this up. I don't know. We could do the dulls for like 11 minutes or whatever."}, {"start": 17262.06, "end": 17283.940000000002, "text": " World's fastest dolls incoming."}, {"start": 17283.94, "end": 17293.34, "text": " Amadeus. Those chairs fucking stink like Jeffrey Jones butthole. 100% Amadeus. That's the easiest"}, {"start": 17293.34, "end": 17303.219999999998, "text": " one I've ever seen in my entire life. We go to the Daily Dozen. Michael Robinson converted"}, {"start": 17303.219999999998, "end": 17310.42, "text": " to fullback and made a pro bowl while playing for this NFC West team in 2011. 49ers."}, {"start": 17310.420000000002, "end": 17320.820000000003, "text": " After taking an SEC team, ain't that the people supposed to be investigating the Hock Tua?"}, {"start": 17320.820000000003, "end": 17327.140000000003, "text": " This big man started in place of an injured Kevin Garnett in the 2009 postseason."}, {"start": 17327.140000000003, "end": 17329.660000000003, "text": " Andre Aguadala."}, {"start": 17329.660000000003, "end": 17336.780000000002, "text": " Alex Cora began his 14-year career with seven seasons playing for this NOS team."}, {"start": 17336.780000000002, "end": 17338.780000000002, "text": " San Diego Padres."}, {"start": 17338.780000000002, "end": 17339.780000000002, "text": " Boom."}, {"start": 17339.78, "end": 17342.42, "text": " Lipscomb, Belmont, Austin, P. State, and Union,"}, {"start": 17342.42, "end": 17345.94, "text": " are universities residing in this US state?"}, {"start": 17349.219999999998, "end": 17350.6, "text": " I have absolutely no,"}, {"start": 17350.6, "end": 17352.62, "text": " that's the hardest geography question"}, {"start": 17352.62, "end": 17355.46, "text": " I've ever heard in my entire life."}, {"start": 17355.46, "end": 17356.76, "text": " That's insane."}, {"start": 17358.219999999998, "end": 17359.899999999998, "text": " The average geography question"}, {"start": 17359.899999999998, "end": 17362.379999999997, "text": " is like the United States of blank."}, {"start": 17362.379999999997, "end": 17364.559999999998, "text": " What the hell is this?"}, {"start": 17366.42, "end": 17368.34, "text": " Okay, that's Ryan Seacrest."}, {"start": 17369.78, "end": 17379.3, "text": " for sure. It might just be Ryan Seacrest. I think it's, I mean there's like a little"}, {"start": 17379.3, "end": 17392.14, "text": " Sophia Vergara in there. There's a little like, she does the Dick Clarks Rockin New Year's"}, {"start": 17392.14, "end": 17399.18, "text": " Eve stuff. Like there's a little Jamie Presley in there if I may."}, {"start": 17399.18, "end": 17404.78, "text": " fucker all you're right that's Hillary Duff son of a bitch what pizza chain"}, {"start": 17404.78, "end": 17408.18, "text": " attempted to create a system in which customers could order a pizza by tweeting"}, {"start": 17408.18, "end": 17415.66, "text": " a pizza emoji dominoes oh thank God we're on the board this actor played Jim"}, {"start": 17415.66, "end": 17419.74, "text": " Hopper David"}, {"start": 17429.18, "end": 17433.260000000002, "text": " Harbour, there we go."}, {"start": 17433.260000000002, "end": 17439.14, "text": " Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman, boom, that's Rain Man."}, {"start": 17439.14, "end": 17442.58, "text": " Shut up and dance, walk the earth."}, {"start": 17442.58, "end": 17443.78, "text": " Next."}, {"start": 17443.78, "end": 17450.22, "text": " Walk the moon, whatever, buzz all, drain ass."}, {"start": 17450.22, "end": 17465.68, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17465.68, "end": 17466.68, "text": " Check the percentage on geography."}, {"start": 17466.68, "end": 17467.68, "text": " No time."}, {"start": 17467.68, "end": 17472.18, "text": " That's just for the birds."}, {"start": 17472.18, "end": 17474.18, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 17474.18, "end": 17481.18, "text": " Huge catfishing be my ass today."}, {"start": 17481.18, "end": 17489.18, "text": " Wait, I'm kind of insane."}, {"start": 17489.18, "end": 17490.18, "text": " I'll check catfishing."}, {"start": 17490.18, "end": 17493.18, "text": " It might be my favorite doll if I'm being honest."}, {"start": 17493.18, "end": 17506.86, "text": " Oh, it didn't hold."}, {"start": 17506.86, "end": 17516.74, "text": " Oh, geography was 43%."}, {"start": 17516.74, "end": 17522.82, "text": " You know, Americans, they love a few things."}, {"start": 17522.82, "end": 17531.46, "text": " of those things is college football. So I'm not surprised that an American college"}, {"start": 17531.46, "end": 17539.0, "text": " question got such a high percentage. They should put some Canadian college"}, {"start": 17539.0, "end": 17545.38, "text": " questions in here. Have some motherfuckers say, what the fuck is Dalhousie"}, {"start": 17545.38, "end": 17561.38, "text": " How's the university that could have been worse."}, {"start": 17561.38, "end": 17571.38, "text": " You gotta do connections, man."}, {"start": 17571.38, "end": 17584.22, "text": " Standing, standing room, standing ovation, standing orders,"}, {"start": 17584.22, "end": 17592.18, "text": " standing, I have no idea."}, {"start": 17592.18, "end": 17595.14, "text": " But obviously, it's that."}, {"start": 17595.14, "end": 17595.64, "text": " Wait."}, {"start": 17598.260000000002, "end": 17599.58, "text": " Hand roll."}, {"start": 17599.58, "end": 17601.14, "text": " Let me think in sushi."}, {"start": 17601.14, "end": 17616.14, "text": " A stage, a phase, a round, rumble, rumble, a rumble?"}, {"start": 17616.14, "end": 17617.82, "text": " Things thunder does, bro."}, {"start": 17617.82, "end": 17620.98, "text": " Thunder clap thunder, rumbles thunder, rolls thunder, booms."}, {"start": 17620.98, "end": 17643.38, "text": " An inside joke, an inside around, a level, a room, a level, a stage, and a phase."}, {"start": 17643.38, "end": 17647.46, "text": " Around a room, around a level, a stage, and a phase."}, {"start": 17647.46, "end": 17655.899999999998, "text": " of a boss in a video game. Standing orders, standing ovation, standing room only, and standing"}, {"start": 17655.899999999998, "end": 17661.7, "text": " joke? What is a standing joke?"}, {"start": 17661.7, "end": 17673.78, "text": " Tons of puppets. What's a standing joke? Don't ask me. That was my question exactly."}, {"start": 17673.78, "end": 17685.14, "text": " joke. No one knows. It's a running gag. It's like a standing order is like an order that's"}, {"start": 17685.14, "end": 17696.899999999998, "text": " there by the fault. A standing joke is like a joke that makes itself. Nineteenth century"}, {"start": 17696.9, "end": 17706.02, "text": " political riots, the 1880s in Chicago, history of social movements, mass murders in Chicago."}, {"start": 17706.02, "end": 17715.940000000002, "text": " I have no idea. The Haymarket affair. Damn cameras were good back then, man. 18th century"}, {"start": 17715.940000000002, "end": 17725.620000000003, "text": " inventions, scales in meteorology, Swedish inventions, barometer, Celsius, motherfucker."}, {"start": 17725.62, "end": 17730.98, "text": " Okay, 1980s mockumentaries, I can do this."}, {"start": 17730.98, "end": 17735.1, "text": " My Christopher Guest with screenplays by Michael McKean."}, {"start": 17735.1, "end": 17736.1, "text": " This is Spinal Tap."}, {"start": 17736.1, "end": 17741.059999999998, "text": " And by the way, if you wrote Spinal Tap, I want you to take zero points on that."}, {"start": 17741.059999999998, "end": 17748.78, "text": " 17th century inventions that were English inventions that were analog computers that"}, {"start": 17748.78, "end": 17760.1, "text": " with logarithms, mechanical calculators, invented in 1622, the slide to start obsolete, people"}, {"start": 17760.1, "end": 17767.94, "text": " still use it, probably 20th century British artists born in 1954, never gonna know it,"}, {"start": 17767.94, "end": 17772.14, "text": " so you just don't waste any brain power. 2000s films about time travel, we will know"}, {"start": 17772.14, "end": 17774.14, "text": " It"}, {"start": 17775.94, "end": 17779.0, "text": " Teen time loop films from two that's Donnie Darko"}, {"start": 17780.579999999998, "end": 17786.559999999998, "text": " Whom you looking for this next 16th century executions by Italian states"}, {"start": 17790.059999999998, "end": 17793.82, "text": " People executed for heresy Italian occult writers"}, {"start": 17793.82, "end": 17799.82, "text": " Not the Alligieri?"}, {"start": 17799.82, "end": 17803.82, "text": " Giordano Bruno?"}, {"start": 17803.82, "end": 17807.82, "text": " They killed him. They killed him because he wasn't Giordano Borat."}, {"start": 17807.82, "end": 17810.82, "text": " 1960s comedy novels adapted into films."}, {"start": 17810.82, "end": 17814.82, "text": " Novels about PTSD set during World War II."}, {"start": 17814.82, "end": 17821.82, "text": " Tragic comic novels about the military-industrial complex that were adapted into films."}, {"start": 17821.82, "end": 17824.5, "text": " Uh, the Doctor Strange Love."}, {"start": 17824.5, "end": 17827.9, "text": " No, wait, that's not about World War II, bro."}, {"start": 17827.9, "end": 17830.42, "text": " Fiction about bureaucracy."}, {"start": 17830.42, "end": 17845.3, "text": " 1960s comedy adapted into television shows?"}, {"start": 17845.3, "end": 17846.3, "text": " Smash!"}, {"start": 17846.3, "end": 17847.3, "text": " It's catch..."}, {"start": 17847.3, "end": 17849.5, "text": " Oh my God, it's catch 22."}, {"start": 17849.5, "end": 17851.5, "text": " Motherfucker!"}, {"start": 17851.5, "end": 17856.22, "text": " 1968 singles, Little Richard singles, Good Golly, Miss Molly."}, {"start": 17856.22, "end": 17859.66, "text": " No, songs about San Francisco, songs about boats,"}, {"start": 17859.66, "end": 17861.82, "text": " stacks, records, singles,"}, {"start": 17861.82, "end": 17865.46, "text": " sitting on the dock of the bay."}, {"start": 17867.42, "end": 17869.5, "text": " 20th century Christian saints."}, {"start": 17871.58, "end": 17875.42, "text": " Russian women born in 1901 who died in 1918."}, {"start": 17875.42, "end": 17878.26, "text": " Anastasia, grand duchess Anastasia,"}, {"start": 17878.260000000002, "end": 17881.660000000003, "text": " Nikolavena of Russia?"}, {"start": 17881.660000000003, "end": 17883.54, "text": " All right, well, we're on the right side of the chart."}, {"start": 17883.54, "end": 17884.54, "text": " That's all I could say."}, {"start": 17889.74, "end": 17890.780000000002, "text": " Cut the steak real quick."}, {"start": 17890.780000000002, "end": 17891.86, "text": " Oh, shit, it is 2 PM."}, {"start": 17906.500000000004, "end": 17907.54, "text": " Obviously not that."}, {"start": 17908.260000000002, "end": 17920.420000000002, "text": " But why?"}, {"start": 17920.420000000002, "end": 17922.620000000003, "text": " That's pretty fucking good."}, {"start": 17922.620000000003, "end": 17923.620000000003, "text": " And Bandle?"}, {"start": 17923.620000000003, "end": 17924.620000000003, "text": " Alright, you've been good."}, {"start": 17924.620000000003, "end": 17934.780000000002, "text": " I'll give you Bandle, too."}, {"start": 17934.780000000002, "end": 17938.140000000003, "text": " The loading screen having a pause on it is so fucking funny."}, {"start": 17938.14, "end": 17940.14, "text": " 1982?"}, {"start": 17951.14, "end": 17953.14, "text": " I need more, but..."}, {"start": 17955.14, "end": 17957.14, "text": " I feel like it's got a..."}, {"start": 17957.14, "end": 17969.14, "text": " It's got something like that going on."}, {"start": 17969.14, "end": 17984.14, "text": " I mean the bass is doing something."}, {"start": 17984.14, "end": 17986.14, "text": " Give me some more, man."}, {"start": 17991.14, "end": 17993.14, "text": " What the fuck did I tell you?"}, {"start": 17993.14, "end": 18016.14, "text": " Yeah, I think I'm gonna know it, but I don't know it."}, {"start": 18016.14, "end": 18042.14, "text": " I ain't dying in combat."}, {"start": 18042.14, "end": 18066.899999999998, "text": " Miss Arquette's first name, Patricia, Patricia, Roseanne, Toto, Roseanne, oh, it's Toto."}, {"start": 18066.899999999998, "end": 18071.38, "text": " I think I only know one Toto song, bro, and it's Africa, I'm sorry to say."}, {"start": 18071.38, "end": 18075.06, "text": " But did I clock it or did I not clock it at this part?"}, {"start": 18075.06, "end": 18081.780000000002, "text": " How'd you manage to get it right?"}, {"start": 18081.780000000002, "end": 18085.06, "text": " Bro, I know who Rosanna Arquette is."}, {"start": 18085.06, "end": 18087.38, "text": " What about Hold the Line?"}, {"start": 18087.38, "end": 18088.38, "text": " That's true."}, {"start": 18088.38, "end": 18090.66, "text": " I do know Hold the Line."}, {"start": 18090.66, "end": 18092.14, "text": " So surprised you don't know that."}, {"start": 18092.14, "end": 18095.06, "text": " You sound like the dude in my discord who's trying to convince me that I can't buy a"}, {"start": 18095.06, "end": 18096.66, "text": " thrill is better than Asia."}, {"start": 18096.66, "end": 18098.100000000002, "text": " Bro, listen."}, {"start": 18098.100000000002, "end": 18100.22, "text": " For having a couple of beers with the boys?"}, {"start": 18100.22, "end": 18105.82, "text": " Yeah, maybe you want to get Jack black and do it again."}, {"start": 18105.82, "end": 18110.22, "text": " But if you're chilling in your fucking room crying,"}, {"start": 18110.22, "end": 18113.02, "text": " it's a little bit of a different story, OK?"}, {"start": 18113.02, "end": 18116.02, "text": " It's a little bit of a different story."}, {"start": 18116.02, "end": 18117.620000000003, "text": " Is there number two biggest single?"}, {"start": 18117.620000000003, "end": 18120.14, "text": " Sorry to inform you, I wasn't alive in 1982."}, {"start": 18120.14, "end": 18122.34, "text": " And I think the song fucking sucks."}, {"start": 18122.34, "end": 18123.54, "text": " Well, I don't know about the song."}, {"start": 18123.54, "end": 18124.22, "text": " I've never heard it."}, {"start": 18124.22, "end": 18125.940000000002, "text": " But I think the band sucks ass."}, {"start": 18125.940000000002, "end": 18129.02, "text": " And I will never willfully hear another Toto song."}, {"start": 18129.02, "end": 18130.38, "text": " I will never go to YouTube and be like,"}, {"start": 18130.38, "end": 18131.82, "text": " oh, I ought to learn more about this band"}, {"start": 18131.82, "end": 18133.9, "text": " because everything I know about Toto"}, {"start": 18133.9, "end": 18136.22, "text": " has been forced upon me against my will"}, {"start": 18136.22, "end": 18138.74, "text": " because of the cultural preponderance of Africa."}, {"start": 18138.74, "end": 18140.78, "text": " And I've sat here for three fucking decades"}, {"start": 18140.78, "end": 18142.68, "text": " having to listen to people have a conversation"}, {"start": 18142.68, "end": 18144.38, "text": " about how awesome the song is."}, {"start": 18144.38, "end": 18146.06, "text": " And while even the Weezer cover,"}, {"start": 18146.06, "end": 18148.58, "text": " the interesting thing is it might be even better."}, {"start": 18148.58, "end": 18149.74, "text": " Nah, man."}, {"start": 18149.74, "end": 18151.74, "text": " But I do have to say it's a little hooky."}, {"start": 18151.74, "end": 18153.100000000002, "text": " I like this."}, {"start": 18153.100000000002, "end": 18157.94, "text": " [\"The Weezer Cover\"]"}, {"start": 18157.94, "end": 18161.46, "text": " I really like the full house-ness of this."}, {"start": 18161.46, "end": 18166.02, "text": " I really like that."}, {"start": 18166.02, "end": 18169.82, "text": " That's the kind of shit they play right before they say like filmed in front of a live studio"}, {"start": 18169.82, "end": 18175.14, "text": " audience."}, {"start": 18175.14, "end": 18177.859999999997, "text": " I really like that."}, {"start": 18177.859999999997, "end": 18179.42, "text": " Lead singer's dad is John Williams."}, {"start": 18179.42, "end": 18181.98, "text": " Oh cool, so they're also Neppo babies."}, {"start": 18181.98, "end": 18182.98, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18182.98, "end": 18184.46, "text": " So there's that too."}, {"start": 18184.46, "end": 18185.46, "text": " Anyway."}, {"start": 18185.46, "end": 18190.579999999998, "text": " it was a fun stream today i'll send you over to my live stream and i'll be back tomorrow later y'all"}, {"start": 18196.42, "end": 18199.7, "text": " do"}]}