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you

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Bro, tell me how the fuck—so I have to buy Oakentower.

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Malph gave me the seal of approval.

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I want to play it.

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Why is Okin Tower $10.39?

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But if I buy Dungeons and Degenerate gamblers plus Okin Tower bundle, it's $8.31 because

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I own Dungeons and Degenerate gamblers?

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I think it makes sense, man.

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Because you already own one?

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Yeah, okay, one of us is fucking stupid here.

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And I'm just gonna say, I mean, I'm biased.

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I don't think it's me.

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I don't think it's me.

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Because I'm getting the same thing in either one.

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Do you know how discounts work?

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Buy Oaken Tower, 20% off.

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$10.39 Canadian buy dungeons and degenerate gamblers plus Okan Tower bundle minus 20%

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$8.31 Canadian

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No man, Gaben thinks this is itchio pay what you want. I'll be dead ass with you bro

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I'm pretty sure that I have dungeons and degenerate gamblers because I got a steam code from the fucking developer

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When the game came out so guess what motherfucker?

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I'm not taking two dollars and eight cents off of Okan Tower because I got a free code for the other game

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I'm buying the fucking $10.39 version

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Continue to payment bro

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I can't tell why you're mad, because it reminds me of a friend of mine, and he's right.

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But like when we go get a coffee, he doesn't order the coffee off the menu.

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He builds the coffee in the app and then shows it to the barista, because he gets the same

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drink for a cheaper price by building it from its base elements in the app than actually

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ordering it off the menu.

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So I'm not mad at him, I'm mad at the system for not just offering it at the lowest price

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when you take it off the menu.

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My friend gave Le Bonheur 3 out of 5, so why are you lying?

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That's crazy.

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Honestly, I was crashing out, A, because Le Bonheur is an incredible film, I think it's

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a very affecting piece of media, but then also reading all the comments on Reddit and on Letterbox

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that are like, what an ambiguous film, I don't know what to think about it.

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Did she or didn't she?

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I don't know, and what does it say that maybe their life just had too much beauty?

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Maybe their life, maybe they were suffering from too much of a good thing, and I'm

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like were we watching the same fucking movie? She was married to the fucking

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Antichrist bro and society did not give a fuck. Society did not care. That's what

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the was he hot? Yes. Yes he was hot. And there's two two takeaways from Agnes

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Vardis 1965 film Le Bonheur. Okay the first takeaway is we need to stop

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giving the French two-hour lunch breaks until we can figure out what the fuck is going on because if this dude had

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Two 15-minute piss breaks and 30 minutes to eat a sandwich none of this shit would have happened and the second one is ladies

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This is what happens when you marry a guy this handsome. You should be marrying slightly uglier guys

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Okay, this guy is too handsome. Are you naive you should have known something was gonna go down

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Should have married a guy that's a little bit uglier

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Letterbox users too uptight to make the obvious joke. No, bro. Look at my fucking comments. They all say

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layboner, which is funny and it's kind of like what the movies about anyway, but

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Another misogyny supercut incoming bro, what are you talking about?

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I gave lay boner 5 out of 5.

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It's going to be the first movie I put in my top 4 on Letterbox.

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In spite of myself, I'm literally the number one ally that women have.

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The only people who think I'm a misogyny are men.

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Women love me, man.

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They love me.

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And now we love you.

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We love your film ticks.

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We love your nuance takes on Agnes Vardis feminists take on the French new wave.

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They love me.

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Hold on buddy.

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Who's who's your ally?

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Chiblee, because he reads Murakami and gave, uh, he got cyber bullied into deleting

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his review of I saw the TV glow, cause he got drunk on an airplane watching it

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and gave it like two and a half stars or whatever.

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Chiblee, that's your, that's your ally.

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That's your ally.

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Murakami does not help your case.

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I know that's why I brought it up.

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It's his case.

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Devil Wears Product 2 this Friday.

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You must consume.

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Happy Narwhal.

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Don't take offense to this.

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You must consume.

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Yes!

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Get the girls together!

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the devil wears Prada too pre-order the Blu-ray it's cheaper to pre-order the

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Blu-ray when you get your movie ticket if you want to buy the Blu-ray later it'll

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be $40 if you buy it in a bundle with the movie ticket it'll only be $32 you'd

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be stupid not to pre-order the Blu-ray get the popcorn bucket yes

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Meryl's back, Queen Meryl!

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Before I do this, let me check the Rotten Tomatoes score.

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No reviews yet, and it comes out in two days. That's a horrible sign, man.

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No, never mind. Let's see what the enthusiast press says about this.

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Read all our reviews.

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There's there's one review. No, there's more than one review

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See plus from Indie wire, that's pretty good 2.5 out of 4 from slant magazine

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See, you get degrees. That's true. Your last 10 reviews have an average of 4.9 in a heart.

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Okay, so let's take a look at these movies and let's see which one has to be sacrificed.

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So let me, I'm going to sort by when rated, newest first.

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All right, so there's Le Bonheur,

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Cleo from Five to Seven, David Lean's brief encounter,

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Lingua Franca, The Day Trippers,

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Festin, An Autumn's Tale,

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Kurosawa's Throne of Blood, RoboCop,

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Yojimbo, Rashomon, and Nirvana the Band, the show.

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So which one are we putting at a 2.5

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so that people don't think our letterbox is performative,

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bro?

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You don't want to say it, but it's an autumn tale low key. I could move thrown of blood

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down half a star. If you put a gun in my head and said you got to change one of these, I

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moved thrown of blood down half a star. I take it down from a four and a half to a four.

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Did you know that Kevin Hart has a movie called Die Heart where he plays Kevin Hart?

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Can I fucking blow your mind?

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Did you know they made a second one?

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Did you know he's in another movie called Die Heart 2?

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That literally came out a year after Die Heart?

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That's crazy man.

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That's insane.

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You do, I will admit you have to go back 11 movies to find a movie that I did not give

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like four and a half or higher and that's tiny furniture bro.

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I mean I've been watching some peak shit.

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Keep in mind, listen, I'm literally chatting as a monolith to me.

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The same people who are mad that I've been watching too much Kino Cinema were also

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mad that I gave F1 two and a half.

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And honestly, it deserves a two.

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The more I think about that movie,

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and I know it's one of those movies,

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it's not art, it's product,

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you're not meant to think about it,

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but it does not deserve a two and a half.

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A two and a half was like,

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I don't know what I was thinking.

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I was thinking, I wonder if I had,

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I think what I'm gonna do is on stream,

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When I get to a hundred movies, I'm going to do a letterbox list on stream, ranking the

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100 movies that I've seen so far in 2026.

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But the real sacred cow for me is figuring out which of the five stars is the worst.

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What's the worst five star that I've seen in 2026, man?

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I'd have to.

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Something's got to be the worst.

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I don't know what it is.

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Too difficult? Well, we do. We like to do difficult things. That's why I chose this job.

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I will also, I think I might even have some four and a halfs that I could elevate over

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a five, but I'd have to think about it.

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Some movies that have grown in the rear view as opposed to when I watched them.

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And some movies that perhaps have diminished with the benefit of hindsight.

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Sort by watch date.

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Sort by highest rated.

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Let's see.

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I mean I'll tell you one thing.

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It ain't gonna be it ain't gonna be boogie nights

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Boogie nights is not that's not gonna end up on the bottom. That's for sure

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Have to think about I don't know man, that's fucking hard

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Haters will tell you dead ringer should have been a four and a half. No man dead ringer should have been a fucking six

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You know what? I'll say it. I'll say it dead ass.

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All of the five stars that I've, here's the five stars that I've reviewed, or the movies that I've given five stars from 2026, okay?

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Blue Velvet, There Will Be Blood, Marty Supreme, Barton Fink, Hard Boiled, Dead Ringers, Agira the Wrath of God, The Umbrellas of Sherbourg,

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Boogie Nights. I saw the TV glow when Harry Met Sally the celebration brief

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encounter. Clale from 5 to 7 and Leibhann or the worst of all them is

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Marty Supreme. I'm sorry to say it. I still think it's a five star. Marty

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Supreme is on the bottom of the list not just because it's the newest not just

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because of you know anti-recentive bias it's the worst of the five stars

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that I've seen this year. Now the real question are there any four and a

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have to clear it. Oh, I'd have to, I'd have to figure out how to change the filter to show

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that. Well, let's see, what are the four and a half string this year?

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Obtravino likes it. Sentimental value splits view. No other choice. Sorry, baby. The green

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night police story, scanners, ghost dog, Tokyo Godfathers, love in the afternoon and

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the mood for love. Silence chat silence. Francis Han, Nirvana the band, the show, the movie

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Robocop, Throne of Blood and Autumn's Tale. Damn, there's some fucking heat in here, man.

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Realist shit I ever said in Chibley's stream, and I knew it was real because you couldn't

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reply. And it's your fault chat, by the way, just so you know, this is literally

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your fault. Chibley watching Nirvana the band, the show, the movie, and only giving

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it a heart is your fault. Because what that means to me, sometimes you say it best when

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you say nothing at all. He wanted to give it a four, but he didn't want to deal with

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all the comments that were like, why did you hate this movie so much? I know because I gave

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sinners a four and I'm still dealing with people calling me racist in the reviews.

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He didn't want to deal with the backlash from giving a sacred cow a four instead of

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a four and a half or a five. So he said, you know what, fuck it, just give it

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a heart so I can signal that I've seen it and move on.

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Feel the same way about speed racer? I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen it yet.

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But the world was a different place when it came out, to be honest, because when it came

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out we didn't know it was good.

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We only figured out it was good like, I don't know, like six years after it came out or

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something like that.

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Speed racer in the theater changed my life.

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Yeah, but did you see it in the theater in 2008 or did you see it in the theater

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in like 2024?

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Like Ben, be so fucking for real with me right now.

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2008?

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All right, well fair enough

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So you go okay listen I'll look up the fucking box office for speed racer box office mojo

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Speed racer because I don't think all y'all saw speed racer in 2008

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120 million dollar budget

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$43 million domestic gross some of you are fucking lying

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Some of you are lying

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movie tickets are a million dollars each and 50 of you said you saw it okay

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whatever you say bro

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they're showing it at the park theater next month

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I probably can't go but it'd be nice to

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virtue signal and say I'm gonna pull up

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So I'm seeing how it did. What was this? 67% drop week one to week two. What were they

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smoking back then, man? 67. Yes, man. You should go. Yeah. Okay. Maybe you think I'm Francois

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from Le Bonheur. Maybe I'll just drop my kid off with some random old lady next to

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to a pawn so I can handle some important business.

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It ain't 1965 in Vincenzo.

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Actually, that's a good point.

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I could see, well, I could probably

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see Speed Racer with my kid.

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She might fuck it up for all of you in the audience,

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though, because she might be making a bunch of noise.

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You're saying take your kid, but then like in 11 days when you see me at the park theater

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and some kids in the audience crashing the fuck out, you're going to be like, why did

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I say that shit?

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Is ADHD the movie, she'll enjoy it?

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What are you trying to say?

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Can you hear that?

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Is this the first game in history that's ever opened at like 30% volume instead of

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1,000% volume?

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This is awesome.

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What do you give Firewalk with me?

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Can I say something to farm minus twos, but over time this take is going to age well.

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David Lynch fans need to just chill just for like six months.

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I like David Lynch.

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I watched Blue Velvet.

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I gave it a five.

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I thought it was a seminal film.

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But every time you talk about any movie, it being looped back into David Lynch

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or like hey this has the guy from Twin Peaks in it. Oh I remember I saw this guy whoa isn't

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that this guy from Fire Walk with me isn't this isn't this one of the actors that was

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in Twin Peaks you just got to chill a little bit because you're over exposing him man.

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You got to you got to just simmer on it just a little bit. Streams off to a horrible

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start I like I like to tank the vibes and bring it back later like yesterday when

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I said that I thought that the Karen haircut actually looks kind of good except I believe it I

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Don't know what you want me to say sometimes you see a middle-aged lady rockin the Karen haircut and it kind of it kind of hits man

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It kinda hits.

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That's crazy and I like short hair on women.

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What is this fucking Arkansas wokeness bro?

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It's 2026.

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Everyone likes short hair on women bro.

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You ain't special.

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You out here on the playground saying some shit like, I don't think there are such

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things as girl colors and boy colors.

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Yeah bro, we know.

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This is a new millennium.

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How do you keep sniping me?

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Well, you keep typing the real thoughts that are in your head.

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What do you mean?

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How do I keep sniping you?

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Some fucking funny comment in 2026 to say, I'm not like other guys.

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I like women with short hair.

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Bro, everyone likes women with short hair.

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You ain't special.

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Leave us alone.

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You're the ones typing, okay?

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That's all I'm saying.

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Are you hearing this?

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Okay.

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Flash marker, Okin Tower.

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Y'all we're back, we're playing video games.

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This is a solo dev developed auto battler that comes highly recommended from one mouth.

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I saw a mouth playing this and I said wait this might have the sauce.

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He said it was inspired by backpack battles and super auto pets, but you know what I

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like about it and this is no disrespect intended to backpack battles.

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I was in when I found out that it only had

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six inventory slots instead of thirty thousand.

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The fact that your inventory doesn't grow into like a path of exile skill tree but instead

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you have a backpack with six

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slots in it

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that was that felt incredible to me. Let's immediately jump into ranked. By the way do

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I know what I'm doing? No man I have absolutely

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no idea whatsoever.

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Um

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Yeah man, I guess I'll start with the four perks that I have unlocked.

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Welcome to Oaken Tower, enter the shop.

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These are the items you can buy and put in your tower.

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You can reroll items or freeze them for the next round.

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Training gives you XP to level up.

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You can right click to buy a full level.

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provide rarer items in the shop. Hover here to see the rarities. Okay, here's the thing.

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I have 55 gold. Tim Robinson mentioned. I'm not going to spend, I'm not going to spend

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4 to gain experience, bro. I'm not going to spend 52 to get a full level up. That would

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be insane. How to grow? On trigger, give Elven item to the right, plus 3 damage

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permanently? Am I am I crazy? Do my eyes deceive me? Why don't we just take how to

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grow and then pop it on the refined spear? It's that simple. Pop that right there

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and then pop a refined spear right here and I don't see how this could possibly

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go wrong. Most common is neutral. This is physic. He has this is I think it's

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Just like the Bazaar in that you fight enemies and then in some rounds maybe you fight players.

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Your tower fights automatically a win grants one trophy.

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Maybe this is a real individual, I don't know, or a tutorial individual.

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You lose fewer hearts early game.

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Okay, I'm familiar with the concept.

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i'm familiar with like fucking dying to the tutorial

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enemy

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you're cooked i'm literally not cooked because i start with the heel slot and

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my my healing can

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crit for two x-heel

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doesn't even matter because my uh... my shit scales anyway defeat

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we lose one heart whatever who cares men fifty five gold

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we enter the shop

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and the other all the ruby knife for number one rule wait three of the same

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item upgrades into a one-star item obtaining two one-star items upgrades them

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into a two-star item there are also special ways to obtain powerful three

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star items okay good luck oakland

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crazy tutorial man

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this also inflicts some bleed it looks like

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A regular bow, a divine axe, a brass knife, on trigger gain 5 gold and reduce this amount

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by 1.

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Snowflakes, obviously we won't be buying that.

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Ice spear, on trigger permanently gain plus 2 crit chance.

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I think you can see where I'm going with this one.

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This slot grants plus 10 heal, plus 5 every 3 days.

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We need a healing item in there, man.

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Because actually, healing item is very sensible because we want to make the fight last as long

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as possible so refined spear can pop off.

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Healing item?

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Anybody?

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Healing item?

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Shield item?

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Sturdy shield?

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No elven items?

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I think a neutral shield?

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I'll pop it in there.

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I don't think it's going to heal, but that's fine.

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Launch it up, bro.

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I leave the shop.

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Reward, goblet, absolutely.

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I will fight blue ace.

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Bro has two fire books and a goblet,

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and his perk is gain a burn slot.

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I gotta be honest with you, fella.

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I don't think you ever stood a chance on this one.

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Any item gets the heal ability in the slot.

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Is yellow heal in this game?

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That's a very bold choice.

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We run this town, phone trophy for me, what the hell, priests doing the pleading emoji

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plus 100% max health or HP plus income or both increase your max HP by 100% and gain

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10 gold or gain 300 max HP and 10 income. Give me that blessing.

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Hell in Spear. Okay, useful tip. You can hold shift over items to see their next star tier.

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It literally gets 15 damage when it levels up. Who cares, man? That being said, of course

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we will be buying it. Guys, did I just?

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Okay, I still have my old one. You need three of them? Oh, so you can't just stack it

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and store the XP like a bizarre style. Understood, okay.

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Life goes on, life goes on. You do 50 damage. 50 damage is pretty solid, man.

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50 damage every 3.9 seconds I think I could live with this just being on the

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board and then honestly throw me a second shield you don't do enough damage to

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matter and then whatever goes the fastest should be here but only because

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You take 2.8, you take 2.8. Yeah, yeah, genius.

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Dartoni Edge Biroch.

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Got a damn petal staff, man.

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It can crit heal too.

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Yeah, yeah, might be a natural.

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Guys.

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I mean,

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For a fellow like me, this is just like buying cows and selling milk.

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You know what pisses me off?

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Everyone's saying you missed a bazaar.

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Where's all the love for the OG, man?

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Super auto pets.

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The first auto battler that was ever made.

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We missed that too?

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You should miss it more than the bazaar.

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three re-rolls in cloud vials or a weapon buff value potion?

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A random weapon buff potion?

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Yes, please.

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Use it to give an item negative 0.5 seconds cool down.

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That's huge.

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That's huge on our scaler.

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Perfect.

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69 damage every 1.8 seconds.

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Can I be so fucking for real?

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Level me right now to get better items in the shop.

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Every 2.9 seconds get 25 shield.

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I think I could be persuaded.

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We don't need to sell necessarily.

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We could sell.

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And it's a rare item.

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can't afford it we do need to sell for eight gold it's perfect chest in the

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bottom right oh shit what is it man a bulwark I'm trigger permanently gain one

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shield the start of combat permanently gain five damage per mace start of

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combat permanently gain plus four damage per dark I well we'll take this sell

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this get a more defensively minded build going and then go fight Jin who's also

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very shield heavy but I mean I don't really know what I'm doing to be honest

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you can't stop me I hope this fight goes on forever this is PvE right I

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I honestly think this is PvP.

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I think this is PvP and I'm going to,

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I'm gonna actually have a higher ELO in this

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after one game that I have

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after 100 hours of Counter-Strike.

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I literally have full HP, bro.

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68 gold, another refined spear.

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Wait a minute, it said,

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there's special ways to get to level three.

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I don't know, man.

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Start of combat shield for a hundred?

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It is a rare item, what are you?

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You're a rare item too.

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Cost 44 to level up?

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Level us up, I'm feeling fantastic

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about our current, the state of things.

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I am cool.

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Damn, you got a lot of HP.

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On the other hand, I get a little bit stronger over time.

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On the other hand, I'm caught up to you and will now outscale you severely.

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Victory.

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Enchanter? Discover epic upgrade item? Vitality slot and healing? Bro, upgrade a common or rare

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item to a maximum of two stars? I mean, I feel like we would be a fool not to upgrade

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our book so that our spear scales faster. But I will say I don't fully know what I'm doing.

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On trigger permanently gain plus one poison per poison item. I guess I'm just I'm looking

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for Elden Stuff. On Trigger give adjacent items plus 5% Crit Chance permanently. Hang

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on bro. Is adjacent everything? Like to the upper, the lower, the left or the right? Let's

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Let's find out, men.

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Take this out, put this in.

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Absolutely it is.

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Give adjacent items plus 5% crit chance permanently.

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And then, sell this.

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Level up cost 48, re-roll me first.

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Elvin Buck.

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Reply burn gain that much shield, Molken bow, the silver lance, Elven shield.

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I want more how to grow.

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48 to level up, we pass on that.

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Let's fight Domi 202.

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The fuck they got a damn planet on a stick, man.

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They have 4,000 HP!

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But wait, we're kinda hangin' in there.

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And longer fights are good for us long term.

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Please heal me.

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Heal me better.

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I will be killed.

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There wasn't as much of a stomp as I thought.

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He scales too? Yeah, but I'm never gonna see this motherfucker again.

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Hopefully.

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We roll. No, first we level.

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Level 4. Then we cost 64 to level up. We roll.

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Hmm, crystal.

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Moon items. I do not care. I leave the shop and I go fight Disaster 2020.

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That reminds me of something, but I can't think of what.

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You're level 3, I'm level 4.

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There go, I win.

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Ah, shit.

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Motherfucker, 11 HP.

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Okay, we're on lethal.

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What do you have? Restore lives or gain max HP?

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2000 max HP and 2 lives, so we're no longer on lethal.

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spyglass me am I just looking for the items that already exist yes yes I'm

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just looking for the items we already have oh I can't afford it I need one

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more gold sorry to the spyglass holy shit start of combat permanently gained

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plus 12 damage 14 gold remains and we've got a treasure chest good lord what

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the hell is this increase your critical strike damage from times two to times

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3. Untrigger if you only have unique bows. Trigger your other bows for maces. Wait, wait,

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okay, wait. We need this. The legendary amulet. Increase your critical strike damage and then you,

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you're doing 50 damage every 4 seconds. We literally don't give a, you know what, man.

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We literally don't give a, you know what?

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I think, well I can't replace the spyglass, the spyglass is peak, noble sphere, you've

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been removed.

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It's just 2.4, 3.6, I mean, okay, I can live with that, I mean, I'm not sweating the heel

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at all.

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27 gold, we leave.

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Two peaks.

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Level four versus level five?

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You literally just have books.

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don't read books. None of this matters because we scale. 141% crit chance. Be

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so for real looking how did you know that? Where did you get that information

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from destroyed on the screen no shot bro upgrade an epic I don't think I have

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any epics bro that's the one thing I don't have is an epic freeze an enemy or

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a frosty gift slot buffs on the other hand call me good librarian you here call

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me January the way I'm jonesen frosty gift could be interesting frosty gift

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could be interesting but on the other hand fill your tower with random slot

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buffs spells and magic here have 25% reduced cooldown this slot grants plus

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one burn.

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First three triggers healing here also grants max HP.

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This slot also grants heal.

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Each day increase this item's sell value by 25.

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I think it was pure shit.

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I think it was god awful.

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Now be so for real with me.

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We have a two star refined spear.

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Can I make it?

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Some of you watched Mouthplay this yesterday.

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Can I make it into a three star by just buying more?

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Or is there some kind of special trigger we need?

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Your start of combat affects trigger an extra time.

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Then you would gain 24 damage at the start of combat

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every time.

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I feel like the ice spear is like completely irrelevant.

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It does crit heal, which is nice,

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but you can't upgrade from two to three just by buying.

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Noted, noted.

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Welcome to the squad.

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Level me, 14 gold, leave the shop.

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Tixati at silver one.

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Okay, we're fucked, man.

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You have more HP than me

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and you have a sword that does 823 damage with multicasts.

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Ha ha ha ha ha.

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Book is spell, put it in the top right.

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good idea then every time it goes off it could give nothing plus six damage perfect

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uh permanently

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that being said you've illuminated something for me plus six damage is now

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irrelevant we need something better in this spot

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on trigger if you only have unique item types give five damage permanently

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are you fucking joking with me bro permanently does not matter right now

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We need something right now to save our life.

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When you crit gain a bonus multicast.

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I need an amulet that gives multicast.

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Untrigger trigger a crystal.

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I don't think that's it, man.

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I don't think that's it.

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We could get a level 2 Elven Shield.

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You know what?

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Oh, it's going to cost us 90 gold.

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I don't think so, man.

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On trigger, remove one second current cooldown from the item below.

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Does this have the thing where the lowest you can get is one second?

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Because if that's the case, then I don't really want to take this and put it on.

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Okay, one second is the lowest.

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Then I snooze you.

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I snooze you on that then.

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Remember I said we're definitely going to win?

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I think we're certainly destined to die.

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Well, on the other hand, look at this.

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Reroll until you see more matches.

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We have four gold.

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Gamma from Bronze 1.

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Don't fucking kill me.

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You have 10,000 HP and all of your shit is rainbows, man.

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Wait, there's a- we're running just about even right here.

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We're literally going to win.

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The debuffs bro?

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I apply no debuffs and yet I'm outscaling them.

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They can make sense.

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And your level 7.

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Honestly, no disrespect.

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That's a little embarrassing.

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The bishop.

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500 max HP, 15 damage, or 5,000 max HP and 3 guaranteed lucky rolls.

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Yes.

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What is a lucky roll?

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Gives you an item you already have, maybe?

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On trigger, give the item a bow, plus one, okay, now here it says plus one bonus multicast.

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Plus one bonus multicast.

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If you don't have multicast, can you get a bonus multicast?

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It's time to science the shit out of this, please don't say that in my chat.

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It is legendary, it has to be good, man.

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I mean, the multicast on that could go crazy.

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And then a lucky re-roll?

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Alright, well that's a little tough to read, but everything's half price.

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You apply burn, gain that much bonus damage.

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You will never move the spear.

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Bro, what do you want me to move the spear for?

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Explain what you want to move the spear for.

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That's better than getting 2% bonus damage every time it goes off.

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You can move the book.

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The book only buffs things to the right.

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I'm going to, sorry, this is, we're so back in 2024 bizarre chat immediately.

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It's so crazy.

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People are like, yeah, well, you're, listen, this is probably the optimal way to line

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up your items.

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But at the same time, you are missing a bonus that would preclude you from getting

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all the synergies that you've built the run around.

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You could you're missing a 4% damage bonus, bro

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You could literally have your book go off more often and do zero damage every 3.8 seconds

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and

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Then buff fucking nothing. What are you talking about?

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Move it to the bottom for a heal, but you might be spinning on that one

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But if it's on the bottom, I can't give it multicast via the lost fragment, bro

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Read the whole thing.

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Increase its cooldown by 4 seconds.

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Oh shit, you're right.

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It does fucking suck.

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Wait, that's gotta go.

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That didn't seem like a lucky roll to me.

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Give the sword below.

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And another Eleven item triggers.

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Remove one second from this item's current cooldown.

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Okay, that?

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It was increasing the cooldown on itself.

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Find this chatter, librarian, I want them banished.

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I want them banished immediately.

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Does anyone in here want to be a Randall and tell me what chatter it was that said

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read the whole item?

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I literally did so much better when I speed read it.

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Not fair for them.

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You had free will.

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This is why people don't like backseat driving.

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The world is better when the people in economy are just watching a shitty movie with Jason

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Momoa and the pilot is flying the plane.

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Okay don't just, I know you have an axe to grind with some individuals.

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Don't just put their name in here thinking I won't check for it, okay?

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You gotta go.

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Why do you have 11 multicast?

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Why does this book have 11 multicast?

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It just does?

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That's awesome.

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Well, you should fucking heal them, bro.

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I don't even think I need to reduce your cooldown, because your cooldown is already

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going to get reduced like crazy from the spear. Although, actually you getting buffed with

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more damage. And then you, what is this? First three triggers healing here also grants magic

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such good. This might be the move, man. This might be the move. This costs 45. I would

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like to freeze the shop huge silver one how does that seem fair they literally

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have a tesseract on their screen get to get this multicast going this multi-cast

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is gonna turn this whole thing around there we go get it going again

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shit they're scaling faster

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We're cooked, I'm afraid, but oh no, we're on two hearts and we're fucking dead.

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Or are we?

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Oh, shit, Muriel.

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Revive with two lives, 16 XP and an epic chest.

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I think if anything, we want extra gold.

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Take a Hail Mary at the shop, because we definitely want this.

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shield does more damage. On trigger permanently gain plus one per poison item. Whenever you

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gain shield, do 50 damage. Replenish one charge of the item on the right. Replenish one charge.

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charge. Can we take an elven ring and sell it?

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Looks like garbage. Looks like grandma the fucking thing. On trigger give elven

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item above plus one multicast permanently. This can't get multicast. Alright

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Start of combat effects have gone too motherfucking far.

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You multi-cast faster, which makes the razor leaf go off even faster.

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Level me for some HP, re-roll me.

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past 76 to level up bogus should have been 67

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here we fucking go wait I'm fucking dead it wasn't even close that's not elvin

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shit for some reason I thought the spear was was elvin okay well I think we

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We did pretty good, we got 18 elo points, even though the average enemy rating was literally

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like more than double Rs.

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I guess I'm gonna fight the oak, whatever the hell that means.

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Oh, it's a DPS check.

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Oh, I surrender.

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Okay, cool. To the menu. We're going to run it back, of course.

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We go back to ranked. We have unlocked absolutely nothing else.

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Start it up.

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What's our buff? Poison.

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Start with a refined spear. Day 4 gain a poison slot.

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They literally, I was like, I'm so excited to mix it up.

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And then they gave us the item we already have, man.

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Also, the spear is Elvin, you joker.

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So they want me to run exactly the same build that I had last time

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And I gotta say it's very tempting

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You're 55 gold I mean

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I'm sorry to say

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that it just feels like it could get the job done man it just feels like this is

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perfect a buff a weapon and the shield right off the bat

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give the mace below multicast all right luck sack

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Well this is, this is poor. This is not good.

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We will lose this one.

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Or maybe we'll both die to sandstorm somehow.

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Even though mathematically it makes less than zero sense.

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But it doesn't even matter because I literally got double damage because our fight was so long.

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Our spear is literally good now.

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Also, you got lucky. You got carried by your first shot.

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The Elven Shield, which poisons, I might add, 25 gold.

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If you have 25 of a debuff, cleanse it.

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And it also does a little damage.

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You're pretty nice at doing damage, man.

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I think a Bone Club might be the play here.

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just does a decent amount of damage. Alright, this fellow's got nothing. You're literally

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gonna die to poison. I don't care what your shield looks like. Anchoring your whole run

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off the free common? No, I'm anchoring my whole run off of this bone club that the

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the NPC beat me with on our first round.

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What's your perk?

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That's a personal question.

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You gotta buy me dinner first.

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I'll take...

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Honestly, early on, that HP can make a big difference.

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Give me the healing touch.

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Okay, now don't just...

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Don't be what you hate.

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Don't anchor off of the items you started with, okay?

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Look, anchor instead off of the highest rarity item you get.

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Yes! Yes!

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Perk. Day four, we get a poison slot.

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Okay, so we get a poison slot tomorrow.

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We want more poison, if possible.

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Another item heals trigger this could go kind of crazy long-term men

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But also what do you do?

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Eight damage every 3.9 seconds anyone know what the fuck? Oh, that's multicast

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It does one

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It does one multicast every time it goes off

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Or it just has to multicast

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It just has two multicasts. Okay. Okay, that's fine.

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That's three damage. That's true. If we want to stick with poison, we would probably rather buff this with some damage, assuming this actually works.

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You could also buff your multicaster, but I think long term we're going for like a poisoned build.

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Level up for 32. I wish, man. I wish. I think it's a leave shop situation.

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Let me see how this goes, man.

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Why not just play auto chess? Don't at me. I already know your top four movies on Letterbox

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are Shawshank, 2001, the Space Odyssey, Spider-Verse, and Inger Steller. I can cut to the quick of your essence.

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Mocked.

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Now there is a problem. Oh no, you still do do poison. That's nice. Okay. There is no problem.

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In a hook or a goblet, weapon loot or buff weapons, and you're doing poison.

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3.9 seconds, 3.4 seconds. This slot grants plus one poison. Okay. Well, bust my weapons.

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Two random commons or give them six damage permanently? Something. I mean, we have multi-cast.

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It seems like it could be alright. Fuck this, we don't want this spear. Start a combat

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shield for 100. I'm not buying fucking commons man. You're done. Give me the

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devil's trident. Level me up for 20, which has given us 272 max HP. You also

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inflict bleed. We have another shield. Sell this. Now we've got a pseudo bleed

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synergy leave the shop silver one good then it's a fair fight fucking destroyed

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bro okin jockey now you're fucking getting it on trigger permanently reduce

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the above school down by 0.1 seconds losing the spear is a tough call right

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now though it is doing a little bit of damage for us on the other hand it is

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is an epic. But we kill too fast. We kill too fast for this to really get to go off very

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often right now. I honestly think, crazy as it may sound, take a full level up and fucking

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Live your life, bro.

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Fight another silver one.

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The level up pays dividends forever.

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We win again.

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So did the item.

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No, I probably would have sold it when I got to lethal.

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Just out of desperation.

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Time Pendant, Time Tonic, or Steal a Potion?

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Permanently Reduce the Cool-down of an Item by 0.5 Seconds.

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That's pretty fucking good.

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What the fuck is a Time Pendant, bro?

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Does anybody know?

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I know that you can have it all back in a time trap!

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But I don't know what this does in the game.

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Reduces cooldown of above item.

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Fuck that.

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We recreate it in aggregate.

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We can't sign Giambi.

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We can recreate him with the amethyst bow.

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We can get a better poison item to go here eventually.

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it some support for now. Save it? That's a really good idea. That's an insanely good idea.

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Damn, you kind of do a little bit of everything, man.

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Honestly, you've swayed in me.

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Silver one? Don't say good and it's a fair fight.

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Now you're in hell, man.

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Why am I getting zapped by lightning? Like an NPC streamer on TikTok.

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We win again?

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Kind of sick with it, honestly. You are doing a decent amount of damage. It's making it

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harder to sell you, unfortunately. But we'll figure something out, man. Start of

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combat permanently gained plus 30% crit chance. It is kind of insane.

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Seems like it might be better than applying five bleed and then hitting

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for nothing.

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We'd love to have it.

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Other mean items get plus 2 damage.

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Yeah, I miss the part where I'm supposed to care, I guess.

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Crit chance only good till 100 though?

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Yeah, but we only got a win till 10, man.

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You freeze this up.

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Bronze one, now we're talking.

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I know you're in chat right now, be so fucking curvy with me.

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Shit, you have 4,000 HP.

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How did that happen?

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How did you get 4000 HP?

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Permanently gain plus 50 max health, this can crit 50% crit chance, give the item below

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plus a one bonus multicast.

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Oh, it's a pig build!

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Six life.

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I'll take the 500 HP at this stage of the game.

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Honestly, I'd love to level up.

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Even if it precludes us from getting the next item.

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I consider this content.

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You have zero scaling.

01:00:29.700 --> 01:00:34.820
Um, OK, I literally give my Elven item to the right, plus three damage permanently now and then.

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I guess that's a joke to you or whatever.

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Actually, you raise a good point.

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Let's throw this bad boy back out there for now.

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Combine shields.

01:00:59.980 --> 01:01:01.740
No, this is legally distinct from the Bazaar.

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can't do that yet. I knew we fucking had it, man.

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It did kind of steal my whole flow. Upgrade an epic. We have to have an epic.

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And we do, I just, I don't really like it.

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Copy item or upgrade item to three-star?

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Upgrade a two-star item into a three-star item in two days, or gain 15 gold and a mirror

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elixir, a plain copy of an item.

01:01:53.380 --> 01:02:10.740
interesting. Oh, it upgraded. Okay, I got scared that it disappeared. The flame mace,

01:02:10.740 --> 01:02:15.620
start of combat deal 250 damage and then 40 damage every 2 seconds. Start of combat

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permanently. I mean, I don't know why you gotta be doing something. You're on the

01:02:19.700 --> 01:02:30.660
squad you gotta be doing something surely I bought you for a reason right oh

01:02:30.660 --> 01:02:37.620
shit who's star icy axe with 200% crit chance

01:02:39.140 --> 01:02:44.420
the fuck is this adjacent items get bonus damage equal to their crit chance

01:02:44.420 --> 01:03:00.100
Ah man, I'm pretty sure I'm definitely dying.

01:03:00.100 --> 01:03:07.100
Don't fucking fart on me, mother fucker.

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Whenever you gain shield, do 50 damage.

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Okay, well obviously we lost one round so we need to redo our entire board.

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Whenever you gain 50 shield, whenever you wait, whenever you gain shield, do 50 damage,

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you are not doing anything for us anymore.

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Throw another shield out there.

01:03:28.820 --> 01:03:30.140
You're hitting pretty hard.

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You're not doing enough.

01:03:31.260 --> 01:03:32.260
I don't know.

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I think, I think we got to go all in just on poison.

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I don't see anything I already have so I pass.

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Now we are fucking talking.

01:03:41.860 --> 01:03:43.180
Wait, I already sold that shit.

01:03:43.180 --> 01:03:44.020
Nevermind.

01:03:44.020 --> 01:03:49.020
I'm triggering one second pull down from the item below.

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Obviously we need that, but second pull down

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from the item below.

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Just kill with poison, fuck the axe, baby, this doesn't do any poison damage.

01:04:31.020 --> 01:04:34.740
One second from the right in the light, just give this shield.

01:04:34.740 --> 01:04:40.380
So we're going to try to out shield them and kill them just with poison.

01:04:40.380 --> 01:04:41.380
This is my design.

01:04:41.380 --> 01:04:43.780
Oh shit.

01:04:43.780 --> 01:04:48.020
This actually changes everything and it kind of ruins my life.

01:04:48.020 --> 01:04:52.700
Permanently transform the item on the right into a plain item.

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If you only have, I don't know what unique item types are, so I don't really know

01:04:56.980 --> 01:04:59.540
what the fuck you're talking about.

01:04:59.540 --> 01:05:13.900
trigger give the item below one bonus multi-cast you would have no poison but

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you could shoot a lot and you you only have one charge that's the thing okay

01:05:19.820 --> 01:05:21.820
Give me a fucking second.

01:05:27.820 --> 01:05:29.820
Freeze the shit up.

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How much do you sell for? 20 gold that takes us to 24.

01:05:44.820 --> 01:05:52.620
You would also dump this, which sells for- you sell both of these, unfreeze the shop,

01:05:52.620 --> 01:05:58.160
throw a second shield out there that also poisons.

01:05:58.160 --> 01:06:03.820
And then don't freeze the shop, leave the shop.

01:06:03.820 --> 01:06:06.380
Unless this gives you a level, does not give you a level.

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This is the play.

01:06:08.180 --> 01:06:09.700
This is the same person we fought earlier.

01:06:09.700 --> 01:06:11.020
This is a fucking travesty.

01:06:11.020 --> 01:06:15.460
This is not fair!

01:06:15.460 --> 01:06:20.700
This is the same person!

01:06:20.700 --> 01:06:21.700
Fortnite was onto something.

01:06:21.700 --> 01:06:28.220
We need literally NPC bots in every video game.

01:06:28.220 --> 01:06:33.140
I need two lives and 16 XP stat, bro.

01:06:33.140 --> 01:06:39.500
I need as much max HP as I can conceivably get.

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On Trigger permanently gain 50 max health.

01:06:41.760 --> 01:06:43.120
It's too late for that, man.

01:06:47.280 --> 01:06:50.420
Oh, that's the perfect bow.

01:06:50.420 --> 01:06:54.380
On Trigger, 10% chance to apply plus 12 bleed.

01:06:56.220 --> 01:06:58.460
Okay, level, oh, and a chest.

01:06:59.460 --> 01:07:01.460
The time pendant.

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Level up, let's re-roll.

01:07:03.720 --> 01:07:05.560
I don't see anything I already have.

01:07:06.900 --> 01:07:08.000
Can I say something?

01:07:08.000 --> 01:07:09.320
I know this is a solo dev.

01:07:09.320 --> 01:07:17.860
if I may. Epic items should have a purple glow. Rare items should have a blue glow. Legendary

01:07:17.860 --> 01:07:22.420
items should have a yellow glow. That way at a glance I can see more easily what they

01:07:22.420 --> 01:07:32.620
are instead of trying to just derive it based on the ornate-ness of their character.

01:07:32.620 --> 01:07:40.020
Elvish Orb. On trigger, give the Elven Item above.

01:07:40.020 --> 01:07:42.900
We ain't really sweating all that, to be honest.

01:07:42.900 --> 01:07:47.180
Plus one multicast permanently.

01:07:47.180 --> 01:07:50.220
We roll again.

01:07:50.220 --> 01:07:56.100
Remove two seconds from the cooldown from the item below.

01:07:56.100 --> 01:07:59.700
And then we definitely want the warrior shield, man.

01:07:59.700 --> 01:08:05.360
Oh, shit.

01:08:05.360 --> 01:08:07.080
Then get this fucker out of here.

01:08:07.080 --> 01:08:13.100
Put this bad boy up there.

01:08:13.100 --> 01:08:19.700
I leave the shop.

01:08:19.700 --> 01:08:22.940
You can turn on rarity glow in settings?

01:08:22.940 --> 01:08:25.480
Oh! Oh!

01:08:28.480 --> 01:08:30.320
That changes everything, man!

01:08:31.980 --> 01:08:35.360
When another item applies Bleed, trigger this, this can't get Bleed.

01:08:36.860 --> 01:08:38.940
Oh, we don't apply Bleed fast enough.

01:08:38.940 --> 01:08:41.580
Oh, I mean, it does have five multi-casts, but...

01:08:44.140 --> 01:08:46.940
Zirica, don't kill me. This run is literally just starting to pop.

01:08:46.940 --> 01:08:49.060
Wait, I have Shield. Shield's good against Burn, right?

01:08:49.060 --> 01:09:07.060
I have 700 burn they got me all average enemy rating 1157 seems about right

01:09:07.060 --> 01:09:15.180
take me back to the menu we go again oh shit start with plus 10 gold and a random

01:09:15.180 --> 01:09:25.440
15 gold item. Wait, but a bone is crazy good. Bone is awesome, man. Rarities are all common.

01:09:25.440 --> 01:09:32.160
That seems to make sense. Can I hit you with something insane, bro? Literally start by leveling

01:09:32.160 --> 01:09:45.160
up and then just run a bone out there. They have an empty board, man. Greatest day of

01:09:45.160 --> 01:09:56.360
my life. Sean, what are you doing? Sean's in chat 100%. Speed it up, oh yeah.

01:09:56.360 --> 01:10:03.220
Hahaha, good point.

01:10:03.220 --> 01:10:10.520
Mogged.

01:10:10.520 --> 01:10:12.920
And now we scale even better forever.

01:10:12.920 --> 01:10:18.520
On scale, on trigger, give your axes plus three damage per unique axe permanently?

01:10:18.520 --> 01:10:23.880
That's a maze, I'm afraid.

01:10:23.880 --> 01:10:27.220
This is an axe though.

01:10:27.220 --> 01:10:30.180
Per axe.

01:10:30.180 --> 01:10:31.180
Cells for 8.

01:10:31.180 --> 01:10:32.180
Wait, bro.

01:10:32.180 --> 01:10:37.620
Okay, so obviously you should fill your board before you, like, optimize.

01:10:37.620 --> 01:10:39.500
Can you just chill, man?

01:10:39.500 --> 01:10:43.300
You should fill your board before you optimize your board, but this synergy will benefit us

01:10:43.300 --> 01:10:44.300
in the future.

01:10:44.300 --> 01:10:45.860
We'll just...it's so easy to pilot.

01:10:45.860 --> 01:10:53.020
All we have to do is add as many axes as possible.

01:10:53.020 --> 01:10:55.820
We will lose this one, and I think that's probably a good thing.

01:10:55.820 --> 01:11:01.820
I'm gonna spin that as a good thing somehow.

01:11:01.820 --> 01:11:02.820
You're dead.

01:11:02.820 --> 01:11:09.940
Care to wage your friend though?

01:11:09.940 --> 01:11:13.660
As much max HP as possible.

01:11:13.660 --> 01:11:14.660
Axes.

01:11:14.660 --> 01:11:15.660
Axes.

01:11:15.660 --> 01:11:20.620
I see none axes, but we can really only afford two things.

01:11:20.620 --> 01:11:27.220
me get a shield just to keep us in the game. And when you apply a debuff gets

01:11:27.220 --> 01:11:32.540
plus two bonus damage. Little multicaster on trigger give your burn items plus one

01:11:32.540 --> 01:11:38.700
bonus burn sure man there's a little synergy there. You can re-roll. Bro I

01:11:38.700 --> 01:11:45.180
need to buy two items and fill my board. I've on my board!

01:11:50.620 --> 01:11:52.620
We can win this

01:11:55.560 --> 01:11:57.560
We will win this

01:12:00.520 --> 01:12:08.360
Quantity over quality yeah, but honestly, I think that's the play man wait weapon buff value potion buff. We want weapon buff or buff weapons

01:12:11.260 --> 01:12:16.800
You want weapon buff or buff weapons man weapon buff or buff weapons

01:12:20.620 --> 01:12:27.620
Weapon loot for sure. No, I'd rather buy axes than roll the dice to be honest.

01:12:27.620 --> 01:12:34.620
Weapon buff. Random weapon buff. Use on an item to give it plus three shock.

01:12:34.620 --> 01:12:41.620
There you go, brother. What's shock? 20 damage per second takes down. Holy cow.

01:12:41.620 --> 01:12:46.620
Not an axe. I'm literally just going to look at axes, okay? That's all you need to know.

01:12:46.620 --> 01:12:56.360
You can put a goblet on the board just for sell value, reroll once and look for an axe.

01:12:56.360 --> 01:13:06.800
Seeing none axes, I place a second shield on the board and walk away.

01:13:06.800 --> 01:13:07.800
What is this?

01:13:07.800 --> 01:13:14.800
trigger game to random vials.

01:13:19.440 --> 01:13:24.760
Anytime I see some wicking shit, I know I'm in trouble, man, fair enough.

01:13:24.760 --> 01:13:32.260
You're literally just lucky that I haven't gotten any axes, so don't even sweat it.

01:13:32.260 --> 01:13:35.260
They don't make axes in the game, that's the interesting part.

01:13:41.020 --> 01:13:42.580
Level me?

01:13:42.580 --> 01:13:43.420
Roll me?

01:13:44.820 --> 01:13:46.980
Surely one of these must be an axe.

01:13:49.260 --> 01:13:51.260
They really want us to run...

01:13:54.340 --> 01:13:55.380
Maces.

01:13:57.220 --> 01:13:59.700
Instead we're gonna take the Dreamcatcher,

01:13:59.700 --> 01:14:07.500
The lower the cooldown of our cleaver to stack as many debuffs as possible.

01:14:07.500 --> 01:14:08.500
Will it work?

01:14:08.500 --> 01:14:09.500
I have no idea.

01:14:09.500 --> 01:14:12.260
Oh shit.

01:14:12.260 --> 01:14:15.180
Untrigger permanently gained plus 50 max health.

01:14:15.180 --> 01:14:16.180
Get ready man.

01:14:16.180 --> 01:14:17.900
They're gonna, yup, that's 2000 HP.

01:14:17.900 --> 01:14:21.660
We're lucky we got to them early.

01:14:21.660 --> 01:14:40.100
There's hope. There's hope yet. Shields don't fail me now.

01:14:40.100 --> 01:14:51.580
Time tonic, time pendant. Items on sale, cheaper re-rolls, bro. Time tonic.

01:14:51.580 --> 01:15:02.580
huge. An axe. Holy fuck. Start of combat give your axes plus 4 damage permanently. On trigger,

01:15:02.580 --> 01:15:08.420
trigger your items start of combat effects. I mean, you take 9 seconds to go off so I don't

01:15:08.420 --> 01:15:10.420
I think that's going to be too relevant, man.

01:15:18.420 --> 01:15:19.420
Role me.

01:15:22.420 --> 01:15:24.420
None axis, Role me.

01:15:24.420 --> 01:15:26.420
What the fuck is this?

01:15:26.420 --> 01:15:29.420
On trigger, remove one.

01:15:29.420 --> 01:15:31.420
Second.

01:15:31.420 --> 01:15:34.420
Pool down from the item below.

01:15:35.420 --> 01:15:37.420
Wait, I got, I got plays.

01:15:38.420 --> 01:15:51.720
That's not the right one, man. There you go.

01:15:51.720 --> 01:15:56.200
Give your axes plus 3 damage per unique axe permanently.

01:15:56.200 --> 01:16:02.600
And then roll to try to get one more unique axe.

01:16:02.600 --> 01:16:08.140
Or just maybe buy a shitload of potions. Holy cow.

01:16:08.140 --> 01:16:12.700
on an item to set it's cool down to 100 seconds wait this is the ideal shop man

01:16:19.900 --> 01:16:24.140
take two seconds to go permanently reduces cool down okay i

01:16:25.740 --> 01:16:28.780
you go every 5.2 seconds no i don't think so kid

01:16:31.340 --> 01:16:33.340
no here's the thing is i don't think you do

01:16:33.340 --> 01:16:42.660
you go every 4.5 seconds we freeze the fuck out of this shop mr. Vendetta what

01:16:42.660 --> 01:16:45.860
in the park John Luke

01:16:46.660 --> 01:16:55.580
oh shit wait wait we're paul we're doing so much damage how did we do that

01:16:55.580 --> 01:17:00.480
Oh it did freeze it did freeze it froze

01:17:05.180 --> 01:17:10.300
Is that another time tonic what do you go 4.1 seconds? No, bro. I don't think so

01:17:11.140 --> 01:17:13.140
shit, oh

01:17:13.540 --> 01:17:15.540
shit man

01:17:17.740 --> 01:17:22.660
In a plain copy of a spear below honestly, I leave the shop. You don't have you don't have anything good for me

01:17:22.660 --> 01:17:27.000
I leave the shop we're going up against someone who has fremen in their name. It's over for me, but that's okay

01:17:29.380 --> 01:17:31.380
Or is it over

01:17:32.300 --> 01:17:34.300
They're getting stung by lightning

01:17:39.940 --> 01:17:45.780
I literally don't know what we're doing, but that's okay. I would like as much max HP as possible of course

01:17:49.500 --> 01:17:51.500
Trash

01:17:52.660 --> 01:17:55.240
We could use a better shield for sure.

01:17:55.880 --> 01:17:59.560
That's trash. You know what? You level up then and roll.

01:18:00.460 --> 01:18:02.560
That looks like a better shield.

01:18:06.720 --> 01:18:08.320
Holy shit.

01:18:09.380 --> 01:18:11.200
And no axes still.

01:18:11.200 --> 01:18:13.960
Trust me, you don't have to tell me I got no axes, man.

01:18:13.960 --> 01:18:17.820
Look at this. This does a little bit of everything. Plus, it has a multicast on it.

01:18:17.820 --> 01:18:25.780
And once this gets to one second, we can just reconfigure the items so that this gets the cooldown reduction

01:18:31.620 --> 01:18:33.620
Not a crystal confirmed

01:18:33.780 --> 01:18:34.980
I

01:18:34.980 --> 01:18:40.680
Mean, I don't know how relevant that's gonna be but we'll take it for now and that honestly I love everything that we got out here

01:18:40.680 --> 01:18:45.220
I don't think you move anything to get one more axe out there as of right now. I think you love where you're at

01:18:47.820 --> 01:19:03.500
Wait, the runic shield literally carries.

01:19:03.500 --> 01:19:05.020
Random Blessing.

01:19:05.020 --> 01:19:08.420
Freeze enemy frosty gift.

01:19:08.420 --> 01:19:11.020
In a treasure chest, 28 gold to goblets.

01:19:11.020 --> 01:19:18.200
Pay the King 20 gold to choose between two random blessings.

01:19:18.200 --> 01:19:23.280
The fuck is a doom guide with 500 burn, bro?

01:19:23.280 --> 01:19:25.520
It sounds pretty nice.

01:19:25.520 --> 01:19:30.920
500 burn sounds really good.

01:19:30.920 --> 01:19:31.920
Do some science?

01:19:31.920 --> 01:19:36.920
That's a good point.

01:19:36.920 --> 01:19:50.980
Okay, it takes 18 seconds to go off, but let's do 2,000 damage, but wait a sec, because

01:19:50.980 --> 01:19:58.660
now I'm like, obviously both time reducers going off on this is huge.

01:19:58.660 --> 01:20:03.620
But I gotta think about it.

01:20:03.620 --> 01:20:06.620
a fucking axe, man?

01:20:11.620 --> 01:20:14.620
Okay, this axe is not that good.

01:20:15.620 --> 01:20:17.620
You can be sold.

01:20:17.620 --> 01:20:19.620
But that means you probably get rid of this,

01:20:19.620 --> 01:20:21.620
because who gives a fuck about plus three damage at this stage?

01:20:21.620 --> 01:20:25.620
When we have 2,000 damage, we can get out there so easily?

01:20:26.620 --> 01:20:29.620
Maybe you reworked the whole run.

01:20:29.620 --> 01:20:41.860
to fit the boom guide.

01:20:41.860 --> 01:20:49.140
And then, on trigger replenish the charges.

01:20:49.140 --> 01:20:58.740
I think we just need a better shield.

01:20:58.740 --> 01:20:59.960
Is that gonna happen?

01:20:59.960 --> 01:21:01.480
I don't know.

01:21:03.140 --> 01:21:04.600
We could have a shield.

01:21:06.680 --> 01:21:08.020
Just better than nothing.

01:21:09.800 --> 01:21:11.820
Reworked for wrecking ball yet again.

01:21:11.820 --> 01:21:14.860
Literally wrecking ball is like, it's an exterior item.

01:21:14.860 --> 01:21:17.460
Or at least it was when I was playing the Bazaar.

01:21:17.460 --> 01:21:18.900
It worked every single time.

01:21:21.060 --> 01:21:22.660
Can you guys apologize to me?

01:21:23.660 --> 01:21:26.100
Will you apologize to me for your words and your deeds?

01:21:26.100 --> 01:21:30.020
We just fucked this dude up and he's like a patreon tier 3 subscriber to this game

01:21:39.060 --> 01:21:42.020
I didn't say shit don't lie to me wall

01:21:42.900 --> 01:21:47.820
On trigger permanently give the arcane item below one random debuff

01:21:48.100 --> 01:21:51.580
The thing is you don't need one random debuff this late in the game

01:21:51.580 --> 01:21:54.980
We just need this shit to go off as often as possible

01:21:56.100 --> 01:22:02.980
I really don't think we need the Elven shield.

01:22:02.980 --> 01:22:06.540
We level up and- oh!

01:22:06.540 --> 01:22:12.980
Yes, man.

01:22:12.980 --> 01:22:16.620
Zal'buq.

01:22:16.620 --> 01:22:20.580
You just have to live long enough for the Doom generation to go off.

01:22:20.580 --> 01:22:23.540
Oh, that was really close though.

01:22:23.540 --> 01:22:25.780
I can't be too upset about that.

01:22:25.780 --> 01:22:31.900
Bishop? More max HP? Well I mean I'll give a fuck about the damage. Maybe we'd be, nah you want 500 extra health

01:22:31.900 --> 01:22:33.900
that would have made all the difference there.

01:22:36.540 --> 01:22:39.180
Are you an axe? You're a magical murn item.

01:22:43.820 --> 01:22:47.580
Okay, well obviously you're a little bit better as a shield.

01:22:53.420 --> 01:22:55.420
You don't need axes.

01:22:55.780 --> 01:23:05.220
Well, it's just a matter of taking a peek.

01:23:05.220 --> 01:23:13.340
An interesting idea is taking the Wardbinder and just not even running the Arcane Cleaver,

01:23:13.340 --> 01:23:18.580
even though it does stack debuffs like crazy.

01:23:18.580 --> 01:23:22.300
And then just using this to trigger as many shields as possible.

01:23:28.900 --> 01:23:30.380
I'm at least gonna...

01:23:30.380 --> 01:23:32.220
Let me see what we're going up against.

01:23:32.220 --> 01:23:34.020
We're going up against a book user.

01:23:35.300 --> 01:23:39.260
I feel like in that case, if your best item is a sword,

01:23:39.260 --> 01:23:40.940
you're probably gonna hit hard,

01:23:40.940 --> 01:23:42.940
which means we'll try to outlive you.

01:23:45.900 --> 01:23:48.180
And then just let the burn do the damage.

01:23:48.580 --> 01:23:54.580
hopefully

01:23:54.580 --> 01:23:57.200
little more juice would be nice

01:23:57.200 --> 01:23:59.940
it literally worked

01:23:59.940 --> 01:24:05.820
sixty shield, outlive, green text arrows, fuck you, I fucking won

01:24:05.820 --> 01:24:09.340
whenever you gain a shield, deal fifty down, that's not the play

01:24:09.340 --> 01:24:13.140
I need the play

01:24:13.140 --> 01:24:17.500
level up for 48, I think we gotta simmer on that, we'd really like to get some

01:24:17.500 --> 01:24:19.500
Some items we already have.

01:24:31.740 --> 01:24:34.780
Every three triggers getting too gold. Don't make me laugh, man.

01:24:37.580 --> 01:24:41.180
We should do a cooking competition. Kate, it's a great idea, honestly.

01:24:41.180 --> 01:24:53.860
wait a fucking potion potion shop I bet there's like some commercial kitchens in

01:24:53.860 --> 01:24:58.260
Vancouver that you can film on I would be so I would be stunned if there weren't

01:24:58.260 --> 01:25:03.740
okay this is awesome the idea that these could give a tag to a to an item

01:25:03.740 --> 01:25:07.580
that's otherwise a synergistic unfortunately like none of them matter

01:25:07.580 --> 01:25:17.980
to us at all. But in the future, man, in the future, who knows? Fuck it, I'm rolling down.

01:25:24.780 --> 01:25:31.660
Come on. Come on. Come on.

01:25:31.660 --> 01:25:32.660
Come on.

01:25:36.660 --> 01:25:37.660
Freeze me.

01:25:48.660 --> 01:25:49.660
LaMau?

01:25:50.660 --> 01:25:52.660
What are you laughing about, Diobriga?

01:25:55.660 --> 01:25:58.660
Did I have 151 multicast on it?

01:25:58.660 --> 01:26:02.660
When you apply burn, gain that much bonus shield wave.

01:26:02.660 --> 01:26:08.260
That seems like that might be a little bit better.

01:26:08.260 --> 01:26:09.860
I'm all in.

01:26:09.860 --> 01:26:13.020
That's not what I want to see.

01:26:13.020 --> 01:26:14.020
Renek's shield.

01:26:14.020 --> 01:26:15.020
That is what I want to see.

01:26:15.020 --> 01:26:18.340
I can't afford it.

01:26:18.340 --> 01:26:27.180
You go every 16.4 seconds.

01:26:27.180 --> 01:26:28.180
I'm still a believer.

01:26:28.180 --> 01:26:29.020
Role me?

01:26:31.260 --> 01:26:32.100
This is...

01:26:33.300 --> 01:26:34.500
This is what we want.

01:26:35.940 --> 01:26:36.780
Freeze it.

01:26:40.260 --> 01:26:43.500
I don't give a fuck, it's still the best role we've ever had.

01:26:43.500 --> 01:26:45.340
Please, Doom Book!

01:26:48.220 --> 01:26:51.140
Hold, hold, it's going, it's gonna, we're gonna win!

01:26:53.940 --> 01:26:55.980
Literally one easily, there's 10 wins.

01:26:55.980 --> 01:27:02.440
Book only does 2k, I literally won and my average opponent was twice as highly rated as me.

01:27:02.440 --> 01:27:06.980
What the fuck are you, what do you want, what do you want?

01:27:06.980 --> 01:27:14.540
Okay slash marker, call that Okin2, I'll do one more set man, I'm having a good, it

01:27:14.540 --> 01:27:17.660
could use a little visual flare, I'm not gonna lie to you, but I do think it is

01:27:17.660 --> 01:27:20.660
pretty fun.

01:27:20.660 --> 01:27:28.020
Start with a wildfire, day 3 gain a burn slot.

01:27:28.020 --> 01:27:32.020
Okay let's build our whole run around burn then.

01:27:32.020 --> 01:27:36.220
When you level up, permanently gain one multicast.

01:27:36.220 --> 01:27:47.340
It does seem like getting that immediately could be incredible.

01:27:47.340 --> 01:27:55.660
clutch block, clutch block on that one. I can't be mad at you for that. This could be a book build.

01:27:56.940 --> 01:27:58.700
A little bit of heal just to keep us alive.

01:28:00.860 --> 01:28:07.020
No, man. Otter guy, you can't be running refined spear, man. You can't be running two refined spears.

01:28:11.660 --> 01:28:16.940
Wait, maybe you actually can now? Maybe you actually can and you're gonna dominate me?

01:28:17.340 --> 01:28:30.440
All right buddy, we can just go on 2x from now until the end of time, but I know how

01:28:30.440 --> 01:28:35.680
this build is going to work anyway, literally this run could be six minutes long I think.

01:28:35.680 --> 01:28:41.480
On trigger permanently gain one damage, on trigger permanently gain one shield, this

01:28:41.480 --> 01:28:46.280
is the play, we literally just try to fill our board but like we don't have enough

01:28:46.280 --> 01:28:52.000
space for anything else. These books don't matter to me. Although 31 serve a self or eight.

01:28:52.000 --> 01:28:58.600
We have a burn synergy I leave. Although wait, wait, wait, can I go back because there was

01:28:58.600 --> 01:29:00.640
a flare in there.

01:29:00.640 --> 01:29:10.760
Fight. Can I can I go on speed eight because I think we lose this one too. In fact, I

01:29:10.760 --> 01:29:12.760
Using region zero damage.

01:29:17.260 --> 01:29:20.260
Congratulations, you managed to fill your whole board. Congrats.

01:29:20.260 --> 01:29:23.260
Um, I literally want income.

01:29:28.760 --> 01:29:31.260
Because I want to level up as much as possible.

01:29:36.260 --> 01:29:38.260
Spend 60 gold.

01:29:38.260 --> 01:29:49.060
we buy a lightning sword that heals us put our lowest cool-down item in this slot

01:29:49.060 --> 01:29:56.180
you also heal us okay and then from now on

01:29:56.620 --> 01:30:02.260
maybe we just want you to have six burn from now on we spend all of our XP on

01:30:02.260 --> 01:30:05.500
all of our money on leveling

01:30:08.260 --> 01:30:17.120
you forgot about leveling no bro we have to fill our fucking borders don't you

01:30:17.120 --> 01:30:19.680
watch Hathu

01:30:19.680 --> 01:30:38.920
easy as one of my life it's a weapon buff potion oh my god give it plus two burn the

01:30:38.920 --> 01:30:43.800
book goes into the burn slot I give it plus two burn and now it's multicast

01:30:43.800 --> 01:30:48.780
city bro one random lesser potion per unit debuff this has I don't know what

01:30:48.780 --> 01:30:51.880
any of that shit means to be honest with you.

01:30:51.880 --> 01:30:54.660
Level me, now you have multi-cast with burn.

01:30:54.660 --> 01:30:56.820
Level up's gonna cost us 56.

01:30:58.820 --> 01:30:59.720
I don't give a damn.

01:31:08.020 --> 01:31:10.620
Literally your HP's going down and mine's not.

01:31:11.620 --> 01:31:14.340
Literally neither of our HP is going down.

01:31:18.780 --> 01:31:29.980
Nothing here immediately jumps out of me.

01:31:29.980 --> 01:31:31.340
Boom, you level up.

01:31:31.340 --> 01:31:33.500
Casa 60 to level up.

01:31:33.500 --> 01:31:36.980
I don't think so, Tim.

01:31:36.980 --> 01:31:43.900
More... oh, you're bleed, not a burn.

01:31:43.900 --> 01:31:44.900
Goblet is a good player.

01:31:44.900 --> 01:31:46.580
You're not wrong about Goblet.

01:31:46.580 --> 01:31:54.020
Let's roll one more time. It just felt right. Burn ticks 25% faster, shock triggers twice.

01:31:54.020 --> 01:32:10.260
Wait, wait. Burn ticks 25% is is burn ticking faster? Good. I think you go. This is a crazy

01:32:10.260 --> 01:32:13.940
play but hear me out here. You also sell that. You can't buy both of them anyway.

01:32:13.940 --> 01:32:24.500
whoops y'all my bad aha ah ah I'm done it again y'all well give me a fuck-ass

01:32:24.500 --> 01:32:34.660
club and then freeze the shop sorry to say firebeast ice kid

01:32:34.660 --> 01:32:52.380
Stop gritting me!

01:32:52.380 --> 01:32:59.460
Shop containing 7 potions.

01:32:59.460 --> 01:33:01.420
It's the best day of my life.

01:33:01.420 --> 01:33:08.920
Plus three heel, 10% crit chance, permanently increased shock damage, frosty tag, 25% I'm

01:33:08.920 --> 01:33:09.920
buying the whole shop.

01:33:09.920 --> 01:33:13.860
First off you buy these two.

01:33:13.860 --> 01:33:15.860
Money's on sale.

01:33:15.860 --> 01:33:25.540
Then crit chance, crit chance, plus three heel on the multicastler.

01:33:25.540 --> 01:33:26.700
You might as well be frosty.

01:33:26.700 --> 01:33:27.700
I don't know.

01:33:27.700 --> 01:33:32.620
synergy out of it and honestly man fuck you you might as well they won't let me

01:33:32.620 --> 01:33:40.660
do it you mean use oh it's to all shock damage okay fair enough man

01:33:41.980 --> 01:33:48.780
can't afford it y'all gone done it again okay but that was that was big we

01:33:48.780 --> 01:33:53.260
have more heals as a result we have more crits as a result surely crit applies

01:33:53.260 --> 01:34:02.260
twice as much burn. Plus it literally worked anyway.

01:34:10.820 --> 01:34:20.660
We buy this. Wait, we level? We buy this when you level up permanent- oh! Let me

01:34:20.660 --> 01:34:26.260
just let me just see what we got whenever a frosty item triggers permanently

01:34:26.260 --> 01:34:35.180
gain crit chance not good enough I'm afraid most common item is crystal if

01:34:35.180 --> 01:34:39.620
you have three daggers get four bonus multi-casts I should have put another

01:34:39.620 --> 01:34:44.860
book on me this book is frosty yeah but I don't care about the dagger doing

01:34:44.860 --> 01:34:52.700
damage. Yeah, this one's going fast, man. I would love 2500 max HP. That that seems

01:34:52.700 --> 01:34:59.780
like it will, it will benefit me. You're definitely gone. You can definitely come out here. We

01:34:59.780 --> 01:35:09.340
need to level. That's essential. We can't get one more level so we roll a little bit.

01:35:09.340 --> 01:35:12.700
It's not permanent so I don't care.

01:35:12.700 --> 01:35:14.180
I roll again.

01:35:14.180 --> 01:35:16.200
That's what I fucking want to see.

01:35:16.200 --> 01:35:27.620
When you level up permanently gain plus 2 multicast, now we're fucking talking.

01:35:27.620 --> 01:35:31.260
We want this.

01:35:31.260 --> 01:35:32.260
Freeze it up.

01:35:32.260 --> 01:35:33.260
What's in the chest, my lord?

01:35:33.260 --> 01:35:34.260
Oh yeah.

01:35:34.260 --> 01:35:39.660
Right, untriggered, it's start of combat effects.

01:35:39.660 --> 01:35:47.260
Untriggered, permanently game 50 max health, buddy.

01:35:47.260 --> 01:35:48.260
You never know.

01:35:48.260 --> 01:35:50.860
Could come in handy.

01:35:50.860 --> 01:35:58.660
Revolver, Grave Beetles album, not my favorite, not my favorite, but a Grave Beetles album

01:35:58.660 --> 01:35:59.380
nonetheless.

01:36:04.260 --> 01:36:14.840
Increase your luck reduce cooldowns reduce all the cooldowns by 0.3 seconds absolutely enormous

01:36:14.840 --> 01:36:23.340
do we see anything we like in the shop no we level up for a multicast leave the

01:36:23.340 --> 01:36:28.020
show don't even think about it bro of course all these common palette and

01:36:28.020 --> 01:36:32.500
items is as good as it gets you'd be naive to think otherwise

01:36:34.260 --> 01:36:42.660
Mont. You literally froze the shop. I'm literally stupid, okay?

01:36:42.660 --> 01:36:49.180
Burn ticks fifty percent faster. On trigger, adjacent items get bonus damage equal to their

01:36:49.180 --> 01:37:01.500
crit chance. Now wait a second. Wait a second. On trigger, gain an iron stack per sword.

01:37:01.500 --> 01:37:06.020
Frosty Book, whenever an item crits, permanently gain 2 damage.

01:37:06.020 --> 01:37:07.620
Crease your critical damage.

01:37:07.620 --> 01:37:12.060
I don't care if it is a book.

01:37:12.060 --> 01:37:18.900
I'm not sure if you have additional items, bonus damage, you go to their crit chance.

01:37:18.900 --> 01:37:23.900
Obviously crazy for multicast, basically doubles your damage.

01:37:23.900 --> 01:37:37.140
Surely the paladin's hammer or the light blade are like completely irrelevant.

01:37:37.140 --> 01:37:39.780
Level up for 56 you gotta be flicking me man.

01:37:39.780 --> 01:37:42.080
We need a moon book.

01:37:42.080 --> 01:37:48.820
On trigger trigger your other frosty items hang on freeze me.

01:37:48.820 --> 01:37:51.820
I'm going whistleblower. I'm in trouble, y'all.

01:37:57.820 --> 01:38:00.820
Please? My fucking shit went off. Let's go.

01:38:05.820 --> 01:38:09.820
All your items get 15 damage or you get lucky rolls? 15 damage.

01:38:11.820 --> 01:38:15.820
Does that sound from the game? Yeah, yeah, that was my war horn.

01:38:18.820 --> 01:38:21.900
That was my warhorn popping off.

01:38:21.900 --> 01:38:24.980
Dude, this Bulwark can't be that good anymore.

01:38:24.980 --> 01:38:31.780
I mean, hey, ah, maybe it's the Lightblade that isn't that good anymore, 50 heal.

01:38:31.780 --> 01:38:36.620
One trigger, trigger your other frosty items, kind of goes insane.

01:38:36.620 --> 01:38:42.380
I guess you haven't raised a good point, 50 max HP doesn't really matter anymore.

01:38:42.380 --> 01:38:44.380
This matters.

01:38:44.380 --> 01:38:45.460
Marshall matters.

01:38:48.820 --> 01:39:01.940
What the fuck is this? It's fucking forged, man. No kidding. Good lord. One more book

01:39:01.940 --> 01:39:10.660
would be big. Oh, to get to a level 2 lunar codex? I can't disagree. Can't disagree.

01:39:10.660 --> 01:39:17.660
A shield is fucking frozen at the start of battle, that's hardly fair.

01:39:17.660 --> 01:39:22.660
Wait, your build doesn't do anything though?

01:39:22.660 --> 01:39:31.660
Tragic.

01:39:31.660 --> 01:39:38.660
If you only have unique item types, give your items plus 5 damage.

01:39:38.660 --> 01:39:41.820
Trigger adjacent shields, we care not.

01:39:41.820 --> 01:39:44.500
Rooting shield could be pretty good, don't get me wrong.

01:39:52.580 --> 01:39:57.580
It is interesting to take a lost fragment.

01:39:57.580 --> 01:39:59.120
Like this is useless.

01:40:00.860 --> 01:40:03.820
To take a lost fragment and make,

01:40:03.820 --> 01:40:07.100
No, you're right.

01:40:07.100 --> 01:40:16.100
To make a frozen orb go twice, and then trigger like a x27 multicast definitely seems like

01:40:16.100 --> 01:40:19.900
the fucking play, man.

01:40:19.900 --> 01:40:24.140
You can also go.

01:40:24.140 --> 01:40:25.140
You can also go.

01:40:25.140 --> 01:40:30.380
Although your burn ticking faster is good for our damage, I can't deny it.

01:40:30.380 --> 01:40:37.380
You're not a crystal, that's crazy man.

01:40:37.380 --> 01:40:41.380
Trigger a holy item to the left, I think we leave this shop.

01:40:41.380 --> 01:40:48.380
The fuck is this man?

01:40:48.380 --> 01:40:56.380
I have no idea what happened.

01:40:56.380 --> 01:41:04.020
have no idea what happened honestly give me the XP so it's cheaper for us to level

01:41:04.020 --> 01:41:10.500
give me the chest on trigger trigger adjacent shields we care not we care

01:41:10.500 --> 01:41:17.460
not sell it level me level me again 32 gold that's enough to do some damage

01:41:17.460 --> 01:41:26.100
What the hell is this?

01:41:26.100 --> 01:41:42.500
Sell your shield, give your multicast book some shock, and then put another book out there.

01:41:42.500 --> 01:41:57.260
You're done, buddy.

01:41:57.260 --> 01:41:58.860
I'm making the sounds.

01:41:58.860 --> 01:42:00.700
I'm making the sounds for once.

01:42:00.700 --> 01:42:09.540
I'm making the sounds.

01:42:09.540 --> 01:42:21.020
me. Two potions. Keep the shop frozen. You're done, Orem. Maybe. I don't know.

01:42:21.020 --> 01:42:31.300
yes. No.

01:42:35.300 --> 01:42:43.020
Okay, plus 52 man. I'll be back in ranked.

01:42:43.020 --> 01:42:48.820
You sold the potions. That's how you use them. The game's available for 8 bucks on Steam.

01:42:48.820 --> 01:42:51.380
Okay, we're starting with Refined Spear.

01:42:51.380 --> 01:42:53.360
Start of combat.

01:42:53.360 --> 01:42:58.200
Permanently gain plus 2 damage per unique bow and this beast has multicast?

01:42:58.200 --> 01:43:03.060
Bro, okay, well we'll base the entire run on our initial starting synergy, man.

01:43:03.060 --> 01:43:04.560
It's that simple.

01:43:04.560 --> 01:43:05.560
Yeah.

01:43:05.560 --> 01:43:10.560
Yeah, sounds good.

01:43:10.560 --> 01:43:29.440
This one might be tight man.

01:43:29.440 --> 01:43:30.440
Stop with the burn.

01:43:30.440 --> 01:43:37.480
You're right, we can go 2x.

01:43:37.480 --> 01:43:45.540
is one of my life bows per unique bow after a pre unique bow untrigger permanently gain

01:43:45.540 --> 01:43:56.760
one shield well honestly we have 55 gold fill your board a wise man once said

01:43:56.760 --> 01:44:02.280
quality over quantity over quality that might have accidentally quoted Stalin

01:44:02.280 --> 01:44:10.280
and called him a wise man. My bad y'all. Just trying to stream video games.

01:44:10.280 --> 01:44:26.280
Victory! I'll take the early max HP. More unique bows please. 60 gold, start of combat, apply

01:44:26.280 --> 01:44:35.400
I find a bleed, sell this piece of garbage and then give me two of the devils pitchfork

01:44:35.400 --> 01:44:39.480
and then we can finally start to play on the next round.

01:44:39.480 --> 01:44:49.120
Bro, it doesn't look like you have any items.

01:44:49.120 --> 01:44:58.160
All right.

01:44:58.160 --> 01:45:02.120
A weapon buff, a value potion, a weapon loot, or buff weapons.

01:45:02.120 --> 01:45:05.120
I'll take plus six damage.

01:45:05.120 --> 01:45:06.880
We got a weapon spam right now.

01:45:06.880 --> 01:45:11.560
Okay, unique bows are valuable.

01:45:11.560 --> 01:45:12.680
What is this?

01:45:12.680 --> 01:45:18.160
On trigger, permanently ganked up, right, right, right, but we have a poison slot

01:45:18.160 --> 01:45:20.560
what we want on our fastest multicaster.

01:45:22.120 --> 01:45:23.760
This is big man, this is big.

01:45:23.760 --> 01:45:24.600
You're done.

01:45:26.040 --> 01:45:27.280
That's a unique bow.

01:45:28.180 --> 01:45:31.000
This is a regular bow, but that's okay, we can level.

01:45:31.000 --> 01:45:32.500
That's two unique bows.

01:45:33.920 --> 01:45:34.760
I can't afford it.

01:45:36.280 --> 01:45:38.400
That's two unique bows.

01:45:38.400 --> 01:45:42.400
3.9 seconds, three seconds, but no multicast.

01:45:42.400 --> 01:45:44.080
You're more of a frosty build,

01:45:44.080 --> 01:45:45.200
but it's okay because you're building

01:45:45.200 --> 01:45:46.640
the war bow regardless.

01:45:46.640 --> 01:45:48.640
And I'd like to afford you...

01:45:49.980 --> 01:45:50.480
You know what?

01:45:54.220 --> 01:45:55.740
It's called Opportunity Cost, sweetheart.

01:45:58.460 --> 01:45:59.820
I don't think you're supposed to be in this slot.

01:45:59.820 --> 01:46:01.900
Oh wait, you do go every 1.8 seconds.

01:46:01.900 --> 01:46:03.500
Maybe you are supposed to be in this slot.

01:46:08.420 --> 01:46:09.060
You got me, kid.

01:46:13.580 --> 01:46:16.540
An amethyst bow, which we already have, which is good.

01:46:16.640 --> 01:46:24.640
level up for eight amethyst bow level up dump the common bow put a second amethyst

01:46:24.640 --> 01:46:35.520
bow run it back don't sweat that one bro was colored coordinated I've interrogated

01:46:35.520 --> 01:46:42.160
every nook and cranny I mean it's still amazing before they couldn't stand me

01:46:46.640 --> 01:46:48.640
XP could go crazy.

01:46:49.280 --> 01:46:54.640
I think I would love to gain 16 XP and gain 16 more every single day.

01:46:55.840 --> 01:46:59.140
I think I would love the level of my fucking bow, bro.

01:46:59.740 --> 01:47:03.440
And triple multicast. I like you gaining a shield permanently though.

01:47:05.540 --> 01:47:08.440
And the chest with a bow in it!

01:47:08.440 --> 01:47:20.760
and we level for the max HP holy shit we got to kill this dude before you oh my

01:47:20.760 --> 01:47:34.560
god he's got 5000 max HP already fuck that dragon orb man yeah we're not getting

01:47:34.560 --> 01:47:42.560
there on a long enough time scale we get there but obviously you're just undefeatable with

01:47:42.560 --> 01:47:58.200
6000 HP that early roll how much to level 36 we level bro and then we roll we're looking

01:47:58.200 --> 01:48:06.320
number better bows permanently give flame item to the right plus two burn goes every

01:48:06.320 --> 01:48:22.480
five seconds it's tough to argue better shield is it better though I don't know the bulwark

01:48:22.480 --> 01:48:32.880
shield's doing some work man 64 to level up I don't think the poison slot is for

01:48:32.880 --> 01:48:37.120
the shield man I know that this is the slot I'm just saying this does 53 shield

01:48:37.120 --> 01:48:41.560
every two seconds this does 25 every 2.6 yeah you start with a hundred but

01:48:41.560 --> 01:48:43.560
Holy cow man!

01:48:49.560 --> 01:48:51.560
I guess this is a rolling situation.

01:48:55.560 --> 01:48:57.560
Literally vindicated immediately by the way.

01:48:57.560 --> 01:48:59.560
Okay freeze it up, it's simple. We'll just win this next one.

01:49:05.560 --> 01:49:07.560
Ah shit, they're color coordinated.

01:49:11.560 --> 01:49:13.960
I think they got me. The poison's scaling too fast.

01:49:16.360 --> 01:49:17.560
I got some green on me.

01:49:22.060 --> 01:49:23.160
We don't need more lives.

01:49:27.760 --> 01:49:29.260
Now I like you there.

01:49:30.260 --> 01:49:32.960
I like what? Level ups for fo- oh, an epic bow?

01:49:35.560 --> 01:49:38.560
I do like a time panda, man. I ain't got no idea.

01:49:41.560 --> 01:49:57.880
Is our shield too ass?

01:49:57.880 --> 01:50:00.000
You actually, our cold shot is too ass.

01:50:00.000 --> 01:50:01.560
Our cold shot is horrible.

01:50:01.560 --> 01:50:07.000
I'll sacrifice a little scaling on the war bow in order to do that and then level

01:50:07.000 --> 01:50:19.680
up and then roll once moonbow with a crazy multicast freeze it up oh shit level 2 dagger

01:50:19.680 --> 01:50:32.120
and a book with the weapon type on it we're in tight on this one oh my god we fucking

01:50:32.120 --> 01:50:50.200
one. Start of combat, freeze all enemy items for two seconds. And then we just kill them

01:50:50.200 --> 01:50:57.700
within two seconds. I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sure the war bow is where we want

01:50:57.700 --> 01:51:10.340
be long-term men. Like adding more bows doesn't seem like the move. Doesn't seem like the move.

01:51:10.340 --> 01:51:38.580
Sorry, does that say start of combat permanently gain plus 3 multicast?

01:51:38.580 --> 01:51:43.580
I can't run shieldless though, that's just, that's nonsensical.

01:51:48.580 --> 01:51:50.380
Well, let's be fucking for real, bro.

01:51:50.380 --> 01:51:53.020
Like none of this shit matters.

01:51:53.020 --> 01:51:55.460
Shield does nothing, it gives us 60 fuck, okay,

01:51:55.460 --> 01:51:56.300
it does nothing.

01:51:56.300 --> 01:51:57.620
Now that I actually look at the number, you're right,

01:51:57.620 --> 01:51:59.220
it does nothing.

01:51:59.220 --> 01:52:02.680
You're gonna have four multicasts every five seconds.

01:52:02.680 --> 01:52:09.160
I think after one fight you definitely go there.

01:52:09.160 --> 01:52:13.280
Oh fuck.

01:52:13.280 --> 01:52:17.520
Start of combat permanently gain plus 4 multicast?

01:52:17.520 --> 01:52:21.120
It's important for us to stack the poison too.

01:52:21.120 --> 01:52:29.120
I think we made the right call here for now.

01:52:29.120 --> 01:52:36.120
I don't really know what's going on.

01:52:36.120 --> 01:52:45.760
I think we win though.

01:52:45.760 --> 01:52:50.760
I'm a simple man, I see no bows.

01:52:50.760 --> 01:52:52.560
Poison stacks no matter what.

01:52:52.560 --> 01:52:53.560
Of course.

01:52:53.560 --> 01:52:58.080
What was I thinking?

01:52:58.080 --> 01:53:07.520
the shop, fight tree branch, okay seven multi-cast plus a little bit of poison if

01:53:07.520 --> 01:53:13.840
we could buff that poison. The honey there's a big storm coming.

01:53:20.160 --> 01:53:25.160
His cleanse is pissing me off but he also forgot, never mind I was gonna say

01:53:25.160 --> 01:53:38.400
forgot how to do damage but he killed me. 16 XP in the epic chest please and then a

01:53:38.400 --> 01:53:47.840
bishop. Definitely more damage man. Also has more max HP alongside it. Oh! On trigger trigger

01:53:47.840 --> 01:53:53.720
trigger another bow? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, obviously that's what

01:53:53.720 --> 01:54:00.240
we want. But like, we just want the batwing to go with it. We want to sell all of our

01:54:00.240 --> 01:54:07.480
other bows so that this only triggers the batwing. But then I don't know if I'm going

01:54:07.480 --> 01:54:15.640
to be able to do that in a timely fashion. So what's the worst bow? I mean burn that

01:54:15.640 --> 01:54:20.240
goes to level one burn that goes twice can definitely go and then this would come

01:54:20.240 --> 01:54:22.760
out here

01:54:27.480 --> 01:54:34.440
and it does trigger twice which would then trigger this twice you are a shield

01:54:34.440 --> 01:54:39.640
you kind of suck as far as shields go but that's the it's a different it's

01:54:39.640 --> 01:54:44.200
a different world now it's a different world now

01:54:45.640 --> 01:54:57.840
Okay, the Doom Guide is just, it's funny, but it ain't what we're going for.

01:54:57.840 --> 01:55:03.960
Wait, start of combat affects trigger and additional time.

01:55:03.960 --> 01:55:09.280
Literally functional for us.

01:55:09.280 --> 01:55:12.320
Whenever you gain shield, deal 50 damage.

01:55:12.320 --> 01:55:20.960
And you're actually just a good shield.

01:55:20.960 --> 01:55:26.160
Then level, roll.

01:55:26.160 --> 01:55:31.960
Somebody tell me what it means to only have unique bows.

01:55:31.960 --> 01:55:35.520
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:55:35.520 --> 01:55:36.520
No dupes.

01:55:36.520 --> 01:55:38.840
Oh, no dupes.

01:55:38.840 --> 01:55:41.240
On trigger, if you only have unique bows,

01:55:41.240 --> 01:55:45.200
trigger your other bows three times.

01:55:51.240 --> 01:55:52.440
You have to freeze for now.

01:55:52.440 --> 01:55:55.440
I don't have the income to actually purchase it.

01:56:00.480 --> 01:56:01.400
We want it like this,

01:56:01.400 --> 01:56:03.640
because when this goes off,

01:56:03.640 --> 01:56:06.640
it'll do times 14 multicast on this.

01:56:06.640 --> 01:56:09.480
Now the one thing you need to know,

01:56:09.480 --> 01:56:11.080
sell a shield, yeah but selling a shield

01:56:11.080 --> 01:56:13.680
doesn't give us enough to buy it, man.

01:56:13.680 --> 01:56:16.240
No, man, what are you talking about?

01:56:16.240 --> 01:56:18.360
Oh, you lose the, oh, you're right, I lose the poison.

01:56:18.360 --> 01:56:20.280
That's why you never listen to chat until you,

01:56:20.280 --> 01:56:21.880
if you're going to listen to chat,

01:56:21.880 --> 01:56:24.280
you start by listening to chat, then you say chat,

01:56:24.280 --> 01:56:25.440
here's why I'm listening to you,

01:56:25.440 --> 01:56:27.600
and then the actual smart people in chat go,

01:56:27.600 --> 01:56:30.360
wait, this is what we should do, okay.

01:56:30.360 --> 01:56:32.160
You could just move the pendant instead.

01:56:32.160 --> 01:56:33.840
That's smart, okay, because then this goes off

01:56:33.840 --> 01:56:41.780
two times and okay yeah yeah okay fantastic better better closer warmer now

01:56:41.780 --> 01:56:44.420
you one thing you should know is that it doesn't matter because inevitably once

01:56:44.420 --> 01:56:49.460
you you're like I'm one win away from my build popping off that's when you lose

01:56:54.980 --> 01:57:00.300
tragic it seems tragic that with this number of triggers we couldn't get the

01:57:00.300 --> 01:57:05.420
win but didn't sell shield I'm gonna ban you from my chat if we sold the shield we

01:57:05.420 --> 01:57:10.220
didn't have enough to purchase the dragon bow if we sold the shield we still

01:57:10.220 --> 01:57:12.540
didn't have enough money to purchase the dragon bow you have been removed from

01:57:12.540 --> 01:57:20.220
the chat rank me again and start me up oh shields then we don't have a full

01:57:20.220 --> 01:57:28.620
board that's simply idiotic okay you start with a refined spear

01:57:30.300 --> 01:57:51.460
Arcane cleaver for debuffs early seems insane man.

01:57:51.460 --> 01:57:53.300
Kind of a shitty multicast.

01:57:53.300 --> 01:58:01.060
They give anything just having like some form of shielding might hit the spot.

01:58:01.060 --> 01:58:02.820
Kuchiman starting with a damn goblet.

01:58:02.820 --> 01:58:11.700
Didn't even have to worry about it.

01:58:11.700 --> 01:58:20.300
Games kind of peak, I'm afraid, this guy.

01:58:20.300 --> 01:58:32.940
I've never heard of sap the name I've not heard for a long time let's put it that way

01:58:32.940 --> 01:58:44.200
40 gold when you apply a debuff gain bonus damage okay welcome to the board we should

01:58:44.200 --> 01:58:51.200
should spend 15 gold on something?

01:58:51.200 --> 01:58:55.200
I mean, I guess we should spend it on an item that could upgrade and get us an inventory spot.

01:58:55.200 --> 01:58:58.200
Holy fuck, man.

01:58:58.200 --> 01:59:04.200
How'd you get an epic Executioner's Axe already?

01:59:04.200 --> 01:59:09.200
How'd that- that's not fair! How did that happen, man?

01:59:09.200 --> 01:59:12.200
STOP CRITTING ME!!!

01:59:19.200 --> 01:59:23.200
Always scalar max HP. Okay, I'll take the level up.

01:59:25.200 --> 01:59:28.200
On first two triggers permanently gain plus one poison.

01:59:28.200 --> 01:59:31.200
Wait, though. End of chest?

01:59:33.200 --> 01:59:36.200
When another item heals trigger this.

01:59:36.200 --> 01:59:41.600
I'm trigger permanently gain a shield on trigger cleanse debuffs

01:59:48.080 --> 01:59:50.560
I'm gonna take the one that sells for the most amount of money

01:59:58.720 --> 02:00:00.720
What the fuck am I doing

02:00:00.720 --> 02:00:08.280
And another item heals trigger this nothing I have heals so you actually suck

02:00:09.080 --> 02:00:12.880
I'm first two triggers game poison that that I think I like

02:00:15.880 --> 02:00:20.440
And we have anything that gets a buff via poison the answer is no

02:00:20.960 --> 02:00:26.400
Our shield can go back at least we have some damage out there, but I think you're kind of ass man

02:00:27.720 --> 02:00:29.720
Hailstorm 666

02:00:30.720 --> 02:00:35.160
Good night, y'all.

02:00:35.160 --> 02:00:37.160
Or wait!

02:00:37.160 --> 02:00:39.280
Good morning, y'all.

02:00:39.280 --> 02:00:44.320
Well, full board just beat the empty board, so you can put that heuristic in your pipe

02:00:44.320 --> 02:00:46.000
and smoke it.

02:00:46.000 --> 02:00:49.520
Gain shield and buff weapon.

02:00:49.520 --> 02:00:55.320
I don't really want a multicast on my shield, to be honest with you.

02:00:55.320 --> 02:01:02.320
plus 8 damage and 30% crit chance or start each fight with 10% max HP as shield.

02:01:08.820 --> 02:01:15.660
Poison Critting actually could be valuable, but probably for like winning rounds, having

02:01:15.660 --> 02:01:18.660
max HP or having shield makes more sense.

02:01:18.660 --> 02:01:24.660
Fuck it bro, it's something.

02:01:24.660 --> 02:01:30.260
We're going to be like permanently behind on level as a result of our actions though.

02:01:30.260 --> 02:01:31.260
Trigger game bonus heal.

02:01:31.260 --> 02:01:36.300
I don't need this to trigger though.

02:01:36.300 --> 02:01:38.620
Give the mace below multicast.

02:01:38.620 --> 02:01:40.300
Holy shi- That's not a mace!

02:01:40.300 --> 02:01:41.940
What is a staff?

02:01:41.940 --> 02:01:44.260
It's a staff.

02:01:44.260 --> 02:01:48.260
Okay bro, whatever you say.

02:01:48.260 --> 02:01:57.380
They're literally trolling.

02:01:57.380 --> 02:02:01.980
Give adjacent items plus 5% permanently.

02:02:01.980 --> 02:02:03.980
Yeah man.

02:02:03.980 --> 02:02:06.420
Yeah.

02:02:06.420 --> 02:02:12.100
I'm going in on that early.

02:02:12.100 --> 02:02:14.300
Bunch of axes.

02:02:14.300 --> 02:02:20.800
Surely my delicately constructed magical build can be bored full of axes, right?

02:02:21.800 --> 02:02:23.800
Wait, it actually did.

02:02:30.800 --> 02:02:32.800
Now let's think about this.

02:02:36.300 --> 02:02:38.300
We're not frosty. We're not healing.

02:02:38.300 --> 02:02:40.300
We don't really care about a book going off.

02:02:40.300 --> 02:02:42.800
You're too late, because I had you on level one and didn't win.

02:02:42.800 --> 02:02:43.800
Not your fault.

02:02:43.800 --> 02:02:50.600
You know what we do? We level up, roll an elven shield that poisons.

02:02:50.600 --> 02:02:54.680
No! Now you're speaking my language.

02:02:57.240 --> 02:02:59.240
Now you are speaking my language.

02:03:05.240 --> 02:03:08.120
You do get some bonus damage. You're kind of,

02:03:08.120 --> 02:03:12.120
Wait, but you do poison. Wait, but you fucking get fucked, buddy.

02:03:14.120 --> 02:03:18.960
Give me a huge crit chance on this. Freeze me up. Leave the shop. We go again.

02:03:20.200 --> 02:03:23.520
Does crit on shield do anything? Yeah, bro. Double shield.

02:03:28.720 --> 02:03:32.320
Please. Surely the poison mods here.

02:03:38.120 --> 02:03:44.140
Instant XP, scaling XP, items on sale, cheaper re-rolls, I mean these are probably all relevant, don't get me wrong, but

02:03:44.840 --> 02:03:47.560
We got a great build for for growing slow, man

02:03:49.520 --> 02:03:53.360
I'm trigger permanently gain shield. No, I need some shit that poisons

02:03:55.640 --> 02:03:59.800
Rolemates? Oh fuck, this changes everything

02:04:01.240 --> 02:04:03.640
Freeze me? This is good, this is gonna work!

02:04:03.640 --> 02:04:11.480
Rose got the damn Necronomicon and so that's the item you should be talking about look at that thing it's huge

02:04:16.160 --> 02:04:19.140
Get in there Lewis oh my god it fucking worked

02:04:19.140 --> 02:04:23.400
I don't know if we won because he didn't get a crit or something like it because I've got the game on 2x feed

02:04:23.400 --> 02:04:25.400
It's all going way too fucking fast, but

02:04:27.480 --> 02:04:30.280
You already have 40% crit chance this is incredible

02:04:30.280 --> 02:04:37.940
Level up for four? Way to chest!

02:04:37.940 --> 02:04:41.040
Pick the one that sells for the most?

02:04:41.040 --> 02:04:43.340
Your cams blocking their item?

02:04:43.340 --> 02:04:48.640
Not bad y'all.

02:04:48.640 --> 02:04:51.880
Holy shit.

02:04:51.880 --> 02:04:58.240
Holy fucking shit.

02:04:58.240 --> 02:05:09.960
another chest. Start of combat deal 250 damage. Just gonna be honest with you I

02:05:09.960 --> 02:05:17.200
think that clears this axe. As long as we're at relatively low levels of HP

02:05:17.200 --> 02:05:28.640
you like right now come on man kill him

02:05:32.960 --> 02:05:42.720
six lives I want the extra lives I'm gonna get greedy on this one

02:05:42.720 --> 02:05:54.440
x poisons yeah for two I do think you don't need to level up you need to go

02:05:54.440 --> 02:05:59.400
you got to go for the right reason

02:05:59.400 --> 02:06:09.040
Could just be this, man.

02:06:09.040 --> 02:06:12.040
Holy shit.

02:06:12.040 --> 02:06:20.280
Well, they got dark necklace, so I feel like we might be in a world of hurt here.

02:06:20.280 --> 02:06:30.600
get their items I feel like we might be absolutely fucked. On the bright side I

02:06:30.600 --> 02:06:38.120
did just take two lives back. Crit check my lord. You raised a good point.

02:06:38.120 --> 02:06:45.480
Come flado. Copy item. Upgrade item. We don't have anything two star that goes to

02:06:45.480 --> 02:06:51.520
three star okay bro what's nightquill your start of combat effects trigger twice

02:06:51.520 --> 02:07:01.640
not good enough man first item permanently give the item to the right a

02:07:01.640 --> 02:07:10.600
random debuff that's good start of combat game five bonus multicast start of

02:07:10.600 --> 02:07:27.720
combat game two random dark items I don't know man I mean we're not we're not

02:07:27.720 --> 02:07:43.880
really a bleeder is the thing. It's got to be a good book in here. Holy shit. Start of

02:07:43.880 --> 02:07:56.120
combat permanently gain one multicast? That's crazy. And then what about an item we can

02:07:56.120 --> 02:08:03.600
use on trigger permanently gain plus one poison per poison item I mean there is

02:08:03.600 --> 02:08:07.960
also when another item applies bleed trigger this this can't get bleed and

02:08:07.960 --> 02:08:14.840
then we have start of combat bleed item that goes really fast that gains plus

02:08:14.840 --> 02:08:20.240
five bonus multicasts so there's we're having a little bit of a fight between

02:08:20.240 --> 02:08:23.240
between like synergy and best in class, man.

02:08:33.240 --> 02:08:36.240
Permanently game plus one poison per poison item.

02:08:36.240 --> 02:08:40.240
I presently have two poison items every time.

02:08:40.240 --> 02:08:43.240
I mean I guess they're gonna go all in on poison.

02:08:43.240 --> 02:08:57.720
Or are we, if Chet says instead, go to something else, maybe?

02:08:57.720 --> 02:08:59.080
And then we definitely want it to crit.

02:08:59.080 --> 02:09:01.440
We also want you out of here.

02:09:01.440 --> 02:09:03.920
There's gotta be a reason for it.

02:09:03.920 --> 02:09:14.800
Give the Elven item above plus one multicast permanently.

02:09:14.800 --> 02:09:19.520
You're already at a 90%.

02:09:19.520 --> 02:09:27.260
No, we want untrigger permanently gain.

02:09:27.260 --> 02:09:33.620
I think to survive, we want you to have extra multicast permanently.

02:09:33.620 --> 02:09:37.580
I don't know if we're gonna live like the the fight might be over before 13 seconds is done

02:09:39.780 --> 02:09:44.940
Although they look like they're like a cleansing build so we might actually be able to farm some multicast out of this I don't know

02:09:48.260 --> 02:09:53.540
We will obviously be killed and then be on lethal

02:09:58.780 --> 02:10:02.220
And then level up and roll and not be able to afford anything

02:10:03.620 --> 02:10:09.100
okay bro we ball hard stock Harold

02:10:10.460 --> 02:10:14.540
what the hell is happening guys something went wrong my build doesn't do

02:10:14.540 --> 02:10:16.940
anything

02:10:16.940 --> 02:10:37.220
Give me that epic chest, I need it.

02:10:37.220 --> 02:10:39.180
Give me as much max HP as possible.

02:10:39.180 --> 02:10:40.180
Hey, what the fuck?

02:10:40.180 --> 02:10:41.380
We don't give a fuck about damage.

02:10:41.380 --> 02:10:42.380
Give me the luck.

02:10:42.380 --> 02:10:50.120
Even though what luck does, but I want it.

02:10:50.120 --> 02:10:57.820
We have anything that, I guess, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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Electric shock.

02:11:00.660 --> 02:11:17.660
plus one shock, plus one shock, plus three shock, plus three shock, plus three shock.

02:11:17.660 --> 02:11:19.860
I'm all in.

02:11:19.860 --> 02:11:21.660
Use to permanently increase shock damage.

02:11:21.660 --> 02:11:22.660
Use, yeah.

02:11:22.660 --> 02:11:23.660
See?

02:11:23.660 --> 02:11:24.660
Don't sell.

02:11:24.660 --> 02:11:25.660
Use.

02:11:25.660 --> 02:11:29.780
Plus 20 shock damage.

02:11:29.780 --> 02:11:33.780
And then, I don't even know what Shocking does, but obviously it's over for them.

02:11:39.280 --> 02:11:43.780
And we're gonna get such insane multicast out of this because the fight is gonna never end!

02:11:50.280 --> 02:11:50.780
More?

02:11:54.780 --> 02:11:57.780
Oh my god, we were like, we won?

02:11:59.780 --> 02:12:01.780
We will we won somehow?

02:12:03.380 --> 02:12:08.440
Insofar as and such as okay level up her four is again me

02:12:10.860 --> 02:12:16.300
Lucky roll shop contains a mirror elixir use on an item to gain a plain copy of it

02:12:20.520 --> 02:12:22.520
Certainly we want to

02:12:23.240 --> 02:12:28.820
Well, honestly this beast can get out of here and this beast can get out of here

02:12:29.780 --> 02:12:32.780
Like, you don't do anything at this point.

02:12:32.780 --> 02:12:36.500
We do have 220% crit chance.

02:12:36.500 --> 02:12:48.260
If we copy the shield, does it keep its effects?

02:12:48.260 --> 02:12:49.260
One star not evolved.

02:12:49.260 --> 02:12:56.020
Okay, in that case, I'd much rather copy the ring, but obviously we need this.

02:12:56.020 --> 02:13:02.100
copy this and then you are elven.

02:13:04.820 --> 02:13:13.180
Well you don't do anything so you can obviously go and then copy this beast.

02:13:13.180 --> 02:13:22.540
Double elven strats, opon elven style. Shop contains only items you own and yet

02:13:22.540 --> 02:13:28.980
yet it doesn't have the item that I need. After all that it doesn't have the

02:13:28.980 --> 02:13:41.980
item I need. Kind of devastating. Yeah, yeah Orbin the Rinn makes a lot more sense.

02:13:41.980 --> 02:13:46.520
You're right about that one. Oh shit, a hundred guys were dead. This thing is a

02:13:46.520 --> 02:14:07.000
155 multi-cast. Yeah, that'll do it. But I can't stop winning. Here, I'm gonna do one

02:14:07.000 --> 02:14:09.000
One more rubber for skeptical pee, I'll be right back.

02:15:37.000 --> 02:15:46.380
You guys want to be honest something with this sitting down to pee thing.

02:15:46.380 --> 02:15:50.520
It does take like an extra 15 seconds or something, but then you don't have to think

02:15:50.520 --> 02:15:57.760
about where you're aiming at all, man.

02:15:57.760 --> 02:16:03.000
You might be, I'm not trying to be performative, you might be honest something.

02:16:03.000 --> 02:16:14.280
Okay, you simply buy best item available.

02:16:14.280 --> 02:16:18.440
Start of combat permanently gains 7 damage, but you do 45 damage every 5 seconds.

02:16:18.440 --> 02:16:22.200
It's horrendous, man.

02:16:22.200 --> 02:16:23.720
Ruby knife applying some bleed.

02:16:23.720 --> 02:16:29.360
I mean, we're running the poison back immediately.

02:16:29.360 --> 02:16:37.880
It seems like you're just running the poison back immediately, man.

02:16:37.880 --> 02:16:43.280
Ruby knife, though.

02:16:43.280 --> 02:16:48.600
I guess Bleed is not, Bleed doesn't decay.

02:16:48.600 --> 02:16:53.640
When obtained, also gain XP.

02:16:53.640 --> 02:17:01.040
This is like buying a cow and selling it for milk.

02:17:01.040 --> 02:17:03.940
You raise a good point.

02:17:03.940 --> 02:17:07.880
Seven damage, three seconds with a multicast.

02:17:07.880 --> 02:17:09.480
Twilight's edge is literally better.

02:17:09.480 --> 02:17:16.440
How do you say I hate this first shot?

02:17:16.440 --> 02:17:23.600
I think I like this because Bleed is progressive and then with 25 gold, let's just buy

02:17:23.600 --> 02:17:27.200
a sword that already does a decent amount of damage to start with but then

02:17:27.200 --> 02:17:34.040
frees the shop because I think I do want to buy a moon knife. I mean just looking

02:17:34.040 --> 02:17:37.840
at the numbers here we should destroy you right?

02:17:41.840 --> 02:17:44.840
right?

02:17:44.840 --> 02:17:50.120
Nothing in the heal slot?

02:17:50.120 --> 02:17:51.120
I fucked up.

02:17:51.120 --> 02:17:52.120
Ah shit.

02:17:52.120 --> 02:17:56.760
For some reason I thought I wouldn't show up until turn 4.

02:17:56.760 --> 02:18:00.320
We still win anyway.

02:18:00.320 --> 02:18:02.160
Bro hates using your slots, it's crazy.

02:18:02.160 --> 02:18:04.320
Literally the dev wishes you would stop typing.

02:18:04.320 --> 02:18:05.320
You ever think about that?

02:18:05.320 --> 02:18:07.960
That's gotta be crazy to hear.

02:18:07.960 --> 02:18:08.960
Okay.

02:18:08.960 --> 02:18:14.080
I think we definitely want the XP.

02:18:14.080 --> 02:18:21.480
You go off every 2.2 seconds, so you go there, and then with 15, fuck it bro, so what we buy nothing.

02:18:23.480 --> 02:18:25.980
You have a crit chance, I'm gonna buy you and roll the dice.

02:18:33.980 --> 02:18:35.680
Plus you have a higher crit chance, oh shit.

02:18:36.180 --> 02:18:41.280
And, your passive, your healing can crit for 2x, what the fuck is this man?

02:18:41.280 --> 02:18:44.760
I'm fighting, so damn yugioh board or something.

02:18:48.480 --> 02:18:49.840
What am I supposed to do about that?

02:18:54.840 --> 02:18:55.680
Silver two, huh?

02:18:56.360 --> 02:18:56.800
Okay.

02:18:59.280 --> 02:19:01.160
Whatever you say, buddy.

02:19:02.280 --> 02:19:03.080
Silver two.

02:19:08.760 --> 02:19:10.920
Honestly, give me some income on this.

02:19:11.280 --> 02:19:24.640
When you level up, permanently gain multicast, I'd be an interesting sort of vibe, I'm not

02:19:24.640 --> 02:19:27.120
in love with everything else in the shop.

02:19:27.120 --> 02:19:36.400
When you buy it, leveling up costs 12, man, fuck you, dude.

02:19:36.400 --> 02:19:38.360
You send it regardless.

02:19:38.360 --> 02:19:39.640
Now puppy scares me.

02:19:39.640 --> 02:19:48.600
Multi is a serious discord kitten username and I will not elaborate further.

02:19:48.600 --> 02:19:49.600
Multi Cast Heal Sire?

02:19:49.600 --> 02:20:00.880
It needs more sauce first, because we already have Multi Cast on the regular bow.

02:20:00.880 --> 02:20:07.280
As expected, as expected versus Puppy.

02:20:07.280 --> 02:20:12.620
shield or a weapon buff value potion can be traded for any item in the shop wait

02:20:12.620 --> 02:20:18.580
that could be huge man moon dagger is insane

02:20:19.100 --> 02:20:26.760
literally save your money grab the moon dagger which also leveled us up to give

02:20:26.760 --> 02:20:32.760
us multicast pop it out here level up for 44 even more multicast you go every

02:20:32.760 --> 02:20:45.240
three seconds you got every 3.3 you got more multicast leave shop take your free

02:20:45.240 --> 02:20:53.160
re-roll next time trigger and that's it that's a serious heel man sell your sword

02:20:53.160 --> 02:20:56.680
it might be the only thing I have it does damage I'm gonna be honest with you

02:20:56.680 --> 02:20:59.920
this person is named after a Pokemon and they're a patreon sub there's no

02:20:59.920 --> 02:21:06.320
chance we make it through this one? Get it twisted? What's in a name? Well, good thing

02:21:06.320 --> 02:21:08.960
they called it a rose instead of a far otherwise you wouldn't be getting the

02:21:08.960 --> 02:21:13.040
bouquet of them for your anniversary. Let's just put it that way. You're right,

02:21:13.040 --> 02:21:18.560
2x speed. Never mind, we mug you. Get it twisted? One thing you need to know

02:21:18.560 --> 02:21:23.040
about video games, the better you are at them, the worse you are at them.

02:21:23.040 --> 02:21:31.040
Leveling up costs us 48. I think we'd be a fool not to try it.

02:21:31.040 --> 02:21:43.040
Don't really care about you. Don't really care about you.

02:21:43.040 --> 02:21:51.040
Why do we have a plain bow? Because it's like day four, bro.

02:21:51.040 --> 02:21:55.900
Wait, now... now there's a certain Junaise Qua here.

02:21:55.900 --> 02:21:57.760
You sell for 8, which is pissing me off.

02:21:57.760 --> 02:22:01.360
You sell for 15, which is a little bit better.

02:22:01.360 --> 02:22:07.520
15 allows us to get to 50 on trigger, cleanse 20% of your debuffs.

02:22:07.520 --> 02:22:11.800
You will pl- okay, I love this.

02:22:11.800 --> 02:22:20.800
And then freezing this to hopefully buy this soon, too.

02:22:20.800 --> 02:22:24.120
I don't really know what my build does now that I think about it.

02:22:24.120 --> 02:22:28.520
I guess it's ideally supposed to outheal the enemy.

02:22:28.520 --> 02:22:31.360
I don't know where my damage is coming from, though.

02:22:31.360 --> 02:22:35.600
I guess my damage is coming from my healing books.

02:22:35.600 --> 02:22:37.040
The blood was all your damage?

02:22:37.040 --> 02:22:37.960
OK, then why did I win?

02:22:47.720 --> 02:22:50.320
Business secrets of the pharaoh's ass.

02:22:50.320 --> 02:22:58.240
Um, buy it? Sell it. We don't care about it leveling up at all at this point. And this is

02:22:58.240 --> 02:23:05.680
another sell it buy it situation. And these actually apply some debuffs.

02:23:10.320 --> 02:23:10.880
I love it.

02:23:14.560 --> 02:23:17.600
And then probably sell your regular bow as soon as possible as well.

02:23:20.320 --> 02:23:22.720
I have no idea why it's doing so well

02:23:23.800 --> 02:23:27.840
No idea what what's causing this to pop off so nicely

02:23:32.280 --> 02:23:35.080
It is XP is helping there's no doubt about that

02:23:36.720 --> 02:23:39.680
Bro fuck it double up on it

02:23:42.440 --> 02:23:45.080
I don't even want to know what this person's username was

02:23:50.320 --> 02:23:55.320
Holy shit, I have like 4x their max HP, bro.

02:24:03.320 --> 02:24:07.320
I mean, just give me even more, I suppose.

02:24:09.320 --> 02:24:11.320
Start of combat, we don't care. This could be big though.

02:24:11.320 --> 02:24:16.320
On trigger-trigger start of combat, we have no start of combat that we care about.

02:24:16.320 --> 02:24:22.720
when another item applies bleed oh you don't apply bleed oh that would have been nice

02:24:25.840 --> 02:24:31.520
every 10 triggers of item below gain bonus bleed and bonus shock hey wait whoa okay hang on

02:24:34.400 --> 02:24:37.920
it only takes this going off like twice to trigger 10 times right

02:24:39.440 --> 02:24:42.320
12 times really and then we get this and this

02:24:42.320 --> 02:24:48.720
And then when you go off, you go off, but you going off and you going out doesn't really

02:24:48.720 --> 02:24:52.520
matter that much?

02:24:52.520 --> 02:24:54.240
Although bonus, I think it'll help.

02:24:54.240 --> 02:24:58.360
And also, let's be so fucking for real, you're literally like useless.

02:24:58.360 --> 02:25:01.160
I think I can buy you and put you here.

02:25:01.160 --> 02:25:08.280
We don't need you to be out there yet.

02:25:08.280 --> 02:25:21.080
And instead, we could level up for an extra multicast and freeze you.

02:25:21.080 --> 02:25:22.080
What?

02:25:22.080 --> 02:25:24.200
Okay you have a 7x multicaster that is scary.

02:25:24.200 --> 02:25:31.440
And you have a lot of max HP which is scary as well.

02:25:31.440 --> 02:25:35.440
I am applying like 10 of every debuff to you constantly, which seems pretty good.

02:25:39.440 --> 02:25:40.440
Haunt.

02:25:44.440 --> 02:25:47.440
Upgrade and epic. Wait, we have epics, man.

02:25:51.440 --> 02:25:53.440
Slot buffs.

02:25:53.440 --> 02:25:55.440
I think they can both be great.

02:25:55.440 --> 02:25:59.440
I mean, this basically just gives us one extra shield, but you know what that does?

02:25:59.440 --> 02:26:03.340
that buys us spate oh but then it's gonna I don't know man that's weird get

02:26:03.340 --> 02:26:10.840
fucking random slot buffs nah man not on up not on up I'm willing to do it and

02:26:10.840 --> 02:26:15.240
then we'll build up this one from base principles

02:26:15.240 --> 02:26:28.300
It's not permanent, huh?

02:26:28.300 --> 02:26:29.300
Level up for 48.

02:26:29.300 --> 02:26:35.160
Damn, we're fucking going crazy on this one, though.

02:26:35.160 --> 02:26:36.160
Sword is shit?

02:26:36.160 --> 02:26:37.800
You steam a mean hand.

02:26:37.800 --> 02:26:40.720
I think you're right on that one.

02:26:40.720 --> 02:26:42.000
Dave's not here, man.

02:26:42.000 --> 02:26:45.200
Now we're talking.

02:26:45.200 --> 02:26:53.040
and Chong reference. Well yeah it's an auto battler all right because I have

02:26:53.040 --> 02:27:04.320
absolutely no idea why I'm doing so well. But we are. You're a crystal, you are a crystal item.

02:27:04.320 --> 02:27:12.200
If you applied bleed, could cut you.

02:27:12.200 --> 02:27:18.360
You applied bleed to make the shark king go off a little bit faster.

02:27:18.360 --> 02:27:23.120
And then we go next.

02:27:23.120 --> 02:27:28.800
It wouldn't be an auto-vaddler if my best runs weren't my most incoherent and my worst

02:27:28.800 --> 02:27:31.240
runs weren't my most synergistic.

02:27:31.240 --> 02:27:32.320
Just science man.

02:27:36.000 --> 02:27:37.480
Holy shit, we're on nine wins.

02:27:39.640 --> 02:27:41.600
Uh, yeah, sure, I don't know.

02:27:42.520 --> 02:27:46.640
20,000 max HP seems pretty fucking good.

02:27:48.840 --> 02:27:50.920
I'm literally just gonna level up twice.

02:28:01.240 --> 02:28:05.760
Damn, dude, it's that easy.

02:28:05.760 --> 02:28:15.600
Well, I would definitely say let's go to Endless Mode, because this is the first run where it

02:28:15.600 --> 02:28:18.000
actually seems viable.

02:28:18.000 --> 02:28:23.920
I mean, call me crazy.

02:28:23.920 --> 02:28:28.680
Just take your level up again, man.

02:28:28.680 --> 02:28:29.960
Is this all stream?

02:28:29.960 --> 02:28:31.240
No, I don't know what we're gonna play next,

02:28:31.240 --> 02:28:33.600
but it's gonna be something a little different.

02:28:33.600 --> 02:28:34.520
This is good.

02:28:41.600 --> 02:28:43.040
It's just like backpack battles.

02:28:43.040 --> 02:28:46.960
Yeah, except your time in the shop is like 30 seconds

02:28:46.960 --> 02:28:49.560
instead of 117 minutes trying to figure out

02:28:49.560 --> 02:28:53.520
how to fit everything in your fucking backpack.

02:28:53.520 --> 02:28:54.880
You know what I'm saying?

02:28:54.880 --> 02:29:02.580
I'm just gonna level up again.

02:29:02.580 --> 02:29:06.920
Kyle lives, oh shit, the void stinger.

02:29:06.920 --> 02:29:10.800
Every two seconds does 900 damage.

02:29:10.800 --> 02:29:13.480
This will be a real test.

02:29:13.480 --> 02:29:16.880
Alright, Kyle.

02:29:16.880 --> 02:29:20.640
Kyle, you got a pretty good run there.

02:29:20.640 --> 02:29:22.880
I ain't gonna lie to you.

02:29:22.880 --> 02:29:32.000
level up real quick and then level that up every 10 triggers of the item below

02:29:32.000 --> 02:29:42.880
four bonus bleed four bonus shock and then and freeze it and the chest holy

02:29:42.880 --> 02:29:54.520
shit I literally don't even care just take it and sell it and then don't sell

02:29:54.520 --> 02:30:02.920
this don't sell this just be patient 23,000 max HP look at what they have to

02:30:02.920 --> 02:30:08.120
do to mimic even a problem I'm dead guys they got a pretty thing good thing

02:30:08.120 --> 02:30:21.120
go in there with the shard fang. But now we got a level 2 version of this, Andy. And

02:30:21.120 --> 02:30:28.320
oh, that's insane! This is a roll me situation because we're about to be unlethal. We don't

02:30:28.320 --> 02:30:36.320
care. We care a lot. Holy fuck, every time we apply bleed trigger this twice. Then you

02:30:36.320 --> 02:30:37.820
Get another chest.

02:30:37.820 --> 02:30:40.320
Holy shit, and then you get another chest?

02:30:45.520 --> 02:30:47.020
You absolutely level up.

02:30:51.220 --> 02:30:52.720
Alright, now come on.

02:30:52.720 --> 02:30:55.020
We fought some fucking-

02:30:55.020 --> 02:30:57.520
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

02:30:57.520 --> 02:30:58.520
Hehehehe.

02:30:59.720 --> 02:31:01.820
How is yours that was better than mine?

02:31:01.820 --> 02:31:03.420
What the fuck, man?

02:31:06.320 --> 02:31:15.480
Bring me back with an epic chest Hey, I'm inclined to say it.

02:31:15.480 --> 02:31:18.000
Fuck endless mode forever, maybe.

02:31:18.000 --> 02:31:20.880
Um, sell it bro!

02:31:20.880 --> 02:31:22.920
I'm trying to sell it outside of the shop.

02:31:22.920 --> 02:31:31.440
Like an absolute fool.

02:31:31.440 --> 02:31:32.560
Anything we already have?

02:31:32.560 --> 02:31:36.160
Any legendary items?

02:31:36.160 --> 02:31:43.100
stumble upon a treasure vault when sold gain two goblets used to gain plus 10

02:31:43.100 --> 02:31:47.760
income well that's a given

02:31:53.600 --> 02:31:58.720
do you have anything I like I don't believe so what the fuck is this use on

02:31:58.720 --> 02:32:15.500
a two star to upgrade to a three star? Holy shit. That's incredible. Drag Spears here

02:32:15.500 --> 02:32:22.500
to consume them and permanently gain their damage and crit?

02:32:22.500 --> 02:32:23.500
Imagine?

02:32:23.500 --> 02:32:31.420
Alright, I mean this is a case to be made, but I think we need something better.

02:32:31.420 --> 02:32:33.700
No, not the Shark King.

02:32:33.700 --> 02:32:37.940
Come on man, come on, not a fucking candle, that's the most dangerous item in any AUTOBATHER

02:32:37.940 --> 02:32:38.940
EVER MADE!

02:32:38.940 --> 02:32:43.860
Alright, it's still pretty good though.

02:32:43.860 --> 02:32:48.660
All right, slash marker me, that's, um, that's Oaken Tower.

02:32:48.660 --> 02:32:52.540
The multiplicative scaling gets a little crazy for sure.

02:32:52.540 --> 02:32:58.540
Um, but I mean, we are kind of like, I mean, we're bronze one, bro, we're kind of popping

02:32:58.540 --> 02:32:59.540
off.

02:32:59.540 --> 02:33:05.700
Fun game, though.

02:33:05.700 --> 02:33:07.460
Hard to balance an auto-battler, man.

02:33:13.860 --> 02:33:18.500
the thing is soon as you put like multipliers in it I mean you get two

02:33:18.500 --> 02:33:23.260
multipliers you multiple you multiply a multiple by a multiple you got an

02:33:23.260 --> 02:33:30.100
exponent kid at that point you got a fucking exponent

02:33:32.140 --> 02:33:37.980
that's a problem that's a big fucking problem

02:33:43.860 --> 02:33:52.300
Holy shit, I have sparkling water right next to me.

02:33:52.300 --> 02:33:57.680
What a dream come true.

02:33:57.680 --> 02:34:00.100
Doesn't the store page literally mention it as a feature?

02:34:00.100 --> 02:34:04.440
Oh, I guess if the immutable truth of the store page mentions it, then I can't even

02:34:04.440 --> 02:34:06.940
remark upon it as a balancing issue.

02:34:06.940 --> 02:34:10.940
Now that I realize it's written in the sacred text, I apologize for bringing it

02:34:10.940 --> 02:34:11.940
up.

02:34:11.940 --> 02:34:17.940
I didn't realize it was an objectively good thing because it's written on the page where they try to sell you the game.

02:34:29.940 --> 02:34:33.940
You did not see me in Mount Vernon last weekend, don't put that evil on me.

02:34:33.940 --> 02:34:35.940
You might, where did you see me last weekend?

02:34:36.940 --> 02:34:40.940
One weekend ago, let me think about this.

02:34:41.940 --> 02:34:49.420
Not too many places if I'm being honest with you.

02:34:49.420 --> 02:34:56.060
I mean, it sounds like a joke, but I was literally on Saturday.

02:34:56.060 --> 02:35:02.340
I was at a hair stylist for like an hour and a half waiting for my wife and daughter to

02:35:02.340 --> 02:35:04.460
get their hair cut.

02:35:04.460 --> 02:35:09.660
Kind of ironic, I suppose, but I was there.

02:35:09.660 --> 02:35:10.660
That's true.

02:35:10.660 --> 02:35:11.660
I was in the West End a little bit.

02:35:11.660 --> 02:35:17.220
I was in the West End buying seven of the same shirt at Muji.

02:35:31.140 --> 02:35:32.260
Muji my goat.

02:35:32.260 --> 02:35:32.900
It's pretty nice.

02:35:32.900 --> 02:35:34.540
I was hoping they had a CD player, though,

02:35:34.540 --> 02:35:36.140
that I could mount on my wall.

02:35:36.140 --> 02:35:36.860
They did not.

02:35:39.660 --> 02:35:40.420
Also, I fucked up.

02:35:40.420 --> 02:35:42.540
I should have bought a laundry hamper there.

02:35:46.220 --> 02:35:48.280
Bubble in the throat, my bad.

02:35:50.540 --> 02:35:53.420
They got those button up shirts that don't have a collar.

02:35:53.420 --> 02:35:55.740
It's called a Henley, bro.

02:35:55.740 --> 02:36:00.740
It's called a Henley, just so you know.

02:36:03.420 --> 02:36:04.540
Go back, CD player.

02:36:04.540 --> 02:36:05.540
Yeah, how else am I gonna play

02:36:05.540 --> 02:36:07.740
this that's early Yamashita stuff, bro?

02:36:10.420 --> 02:36:31.980
Spotify, Kate Bush mode, your name is too keynote to be this ignorant.

02:36:31.980 --> 02:36:32.980
Can I say something?

02:36:32.980 --> 02:36:34.220
Justin, I know you might be in the chat.

02:36:34.220 --> 02:36:35.740
Don't take this the wrong way.

02:36:35.740 --> 02:36:38.060
I think it might be time to bring back.

02:36:38.060 --> 02:36:45.420
I think it might be time to skism Unk CS, Unk CS into two Unk CSs, a low ELO Unk CS and

02:36:45.420 --> 02:36:52.020
a high ELO Unk CS, because I've been feeling the CS itch, but I really can't be streaming

02:36:52.020 --> 02:36:59.900
five hours getting my fucking ass beat by people with like 11,000 ELO.

02:36:59.900 --> 02:37:09.480
like a Me Dan Kate squad, a Me Dan and Kate squad, with Corey kind of as the the

02:37:09.480 --> 02:37:16.860
unke that can, the, the, the do elow, unke that can play high or low.

02:37:22.380 --> 02:37:22.860
You know what I'm saying?

02:37:22.860 --> 02:37:24.660
Kind of like the biracial Corey.

02:37:29.900 --> 02:37:34.900
He could join us in low Elo, he could join us in high Elo, or join them in high Elo.

02:37:47.520 --> 02:37:50.200
Corey's by, it's not for me to say.

02:37:50.200 --> 02:37:52.060
Well, can I say something though?

02:37:52.060 --> 02:37:55.440
Let me go to his letterbox.

02:37:55.440 --> 02:37:58.640
With God as my witness, I don't think I've ever seen this motherfucker.

02:37:59.900 --> 02:38:01.500
Give a movie five stars.

02:38:04.100 --> 02:38:08.180
Films, rating, five stars.

02:38:08.180 --> 02:38:11.200
Okay, he's given like 30 movies, five stars.

02:38:12.460 --> 02:38:13.900
Iron Man 2?

02:38:13.900 --> 02:38:15.900
Okay, Corey, I'm not trying to put you on.

02:38:16.900 --> 02:38:19.700
No, I genuinely didn't go here to put you on the spot

02:38:19.700 --> 02:38:21.620
for what movies you gave five stars.

02:38:21.620 --> 02:38:24.740
But Iron Man 2 being five stars is kind of insane.

02:38:24.740 --> 02:38:25.940
Have we done, okay.

02:38:27.380 --> 02:38:29.260
There's some in here I 100% agree with.

02:38:29.260 --> 02:38:33.900
I mean, adaptation, absolutely, man.

02:38:33.900 --> 02:38:36.740
Gremlins, Ghostbusters, Raiders of the Lost Ark,

02:38:36.740 --> 02:38:39.540
Back to the Future, and Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

02:38:39.540 --> 02:38:42.420
Is this how I find out my friend Corey is Gen X, man?

02:38:52.740 --> 02:38:54.500
Corey might be Gen X, dude.

02:38:59.260 --> 02:39:03.900
And the Empire strikes back now. He's chill because he gave the good the bad and the ugly five stars to

02:39:12.280 --> 02:39:19.040
Also, I record he's a real one because he gave American Beauty five stars. I think that movie is really good now obviously, you know

02:39:20.960 --> 02:39:23.800
Kevin Spacey not a good guy the movies good

02:39:29.260 --> 02:39:38.200
Do the voice what's what's my oh, you mean the Frank Underwood he does talk to the camera in that movie, too

02:39:38.200 --> 02:39:40.780
He's kind of like a so the liquid merchant

02:39:45.580 --> 02:39:47.740
Like a bro should we play commas CS?

02:39:59.260 --> 02:40:08.700
I mean, it's calm, calmness, C.S., or slay the spire, man.

02:40:08.700 --> 02:40:09.700
Cash is out.

02:40:09.700 --> 02:40:22.620
I literally just want to play dust.

02:40:22.620 --> 02:40:23.620
Tomodachi flushed.

02:40:23.620 --> 02:40:25.300
What do you want from me, motherfuckers?

02:40:25.300 --> 02:40:29.320
We've played like 100 hours in the last two weeks and nothing happens.

02:40:29.320 --> 02:40:33.840
I've tried my best to engineer drama on the island, nothing happens.

02:40:33.840 --> 02:40:34.840
I think the game's great.

02:40:34.840 --> 02:40:47.840
I just wish Nintendo put a little gameplay in it, man.

02:40:47.840 --> 02:40:50.760
I push the dolls together and then people tell you gotta take them apart, but if you

02:40:50.760 --> 02:40:53.760
and take them apart, you're just standing there watching them do nothing.

02:40:59.760 --> 02:41:01.760
I'm loading up CES as we speak.

02:41:20.760 --> 02:41:40.160
Oh shit, is this way too loud?

02:41:40.160 --> 02:41:41.160
Not chill?

02:41:41.160 --> 02:41:42.160
Okay.

02:41:42.160 --> 02:41:45.840
And now apparently some random plus one in my wedding spent the whole time pitching Herbalife

02:41:45.840 --> 02:41:46.840
to everybody.

02:41:46.840 --> 02:41:47.840
What are your thoughts on this?

02:41:47.840 --> 02:41:50.320
Bro, this on a random plus one is your brother's girlfriend.

02:41:50.320 --> 02:41:55.440
That's what they do.

02:41:55.440 --> 02:42:00.320
That's a human being right there.

02:42:00.320 --> 02:42:14.000
Did you capture this shit again?

02:42:14.000 --> 02:42:15.000
They use broom sweepers.

02:42:15.000 --> 02:42:18.080
do I use broom sweeper source for this?

02:42:23.580 --> 02:42:24.420
Yes I do.

02:42:25.820 --> 02:42:27.540
Yes I do, how about that?

02:42:29.120 --> 02:42:32.460
Jay on NL stream for CS would be fire.

02:42:32.460 --> 02:42:34.080
It would not be fire and I love Jay,

02:42:34.080 --> 02:42:35.880
but it would not be fire and the reason it would not

02:42:35.880 --> 02:42:38.680
be fire is because my good friend Jay is too good at CS.

02:42:38.680 --> 02:42:44.520
We need we need some serious fucking noobs

02:42:46.160 --> 02:42:48.160
When we play CS, okay, I

02:42:49.200 --> 02:42:54.720
Need some because like you see thank you for saying Jay. They don't want the heat. Thank you for saying that

02:42:58.520 --> 02:43:03.640
Part of it is like I mean trust me bro because I've taken some tennis lessons in my day

02:43:03.840 --> 02:43:06.920
What's the difference between a good tennis lesson and a bad tennis lesson?

02:43:06.920 --> 02:43:13.760
teammates at your level. Tell me why I'm in the intermediate class, and I'm playing with

02:43:13.760 --> 02:43:17.240
people that can't get the ball over the net. They've got their strings turned up to the

02:43:17.240 --> 02:43:21.280
sky, launching the ball into the fucking moon every single time they hit it. Bro, why did

02:43:21.280 --> 02:43:25.280
you sign up for the intermediate class? You're not even planting your feet and rotating

02:43:25.280 --> 02:43:32.320
your hips, bro. You're all arm. You're all arm. But on the same side, tell me

02:43:32.320 --> 02:43:40.180
I'm now going 1v1 in intermediate tennis with somebody who nails the first serve every fucking time you fucking liar

02:43:41.960 --> 02:43:43.960
You're in the wrong class bro

02:43:50.320 --> 02:43:52.320
Wait Corey's

02:43:52.320 --> 02:43:53.320
6,015

02:43:53.320 --> 02:43:57.080
Elo in premiere. I think Corey can join low rank

02:43:57.080 --> 02:44:07.320
Chiblee is 8,448, but I think the problem is that he's supposed to be 12,000, but he just kept losing

02:44:07.320 --> 02:44:17.640
on stream. He's like a 12,000 elo player that has like a minus 4,000 ping.

02:44:27.080 --> 02:44:37.500
I'm queuing by the way, it just takes a minute.

02:44:37.500 --> 02:44:41.080
Are people going to be mad at me for being in Premiere with no comms?

02:44:41.080 --> 02:44:43.080
Probably, right?

02:44:43.080 --> 02:44:48.920
No, but it's not going to matter because I'm going to top frag and they're going to

02:44:48.920 --> 02:44:53.920
be like, that's awesome.

02:44:53.920 --> 02:45:04.680
Just do your callouts.

02:45:04.680 --> 02:45:07.760
All paying.

02:45:07.760 --> 02:45:08.760
I would now.

02:45:08.760 --> 02:45:10.800
Rags bar and grill, you raise an interesting point.

02:45:10.800 --> 02:45:20.400
I was thinking about maybe the new meta for Tomodachi life is literally just running it

02:45:20.400 --> 02:45:24.720
in like an ant farm in the corner and having it on at all times.

02:45:25.240 --> 02:45:29.960
And then we just tap in and make it the main window when something interesting happens.

02:45:37.520 --> 02:45:42.720
Could be interesting. So never, I mean, I love Tomodachi life, but I am kind of,

02:45:43.920 --> 02:45:47.480
I'm a little pressed on the fact that like anytime there's any drama, they go,

02:45:47.480 --> 02:45:50.480
Hmm. It's a sunny day. I feel good now.

02:45:52.480 --> 02:45:53.480
Let's roll.

02:45:53.480 --> 02:45:54.480
It's a me off.

02:45:54.480 --> 02:45:57.480
Alright, who's on my team? Me and Playa.

02:46:04.480 --> 02:46:05.480
Okay.

02:46:06.480 --> 02:46:08.480
Guys, we're back with CS2. I'm jonesing.

02:46:08.480 --> 02:46:11.480
Please don't tell my friends who are good at the game.

02:46:11.480 --> 02:46:13.480
That I...

02:46:15.480 --> 02:46:16.480
This is what I want to ban.

02:46:16.480 --> 02:46:23.480
Please don't tell my friends that are good at the game that I need to play solo because I need to play people that are at my level.

02:46:23.480 --> 02:46:29.480
Listen, it's understandable. Just in that stream where we played like five hours, I think we won one match.

02:46:29.480 --> 02:46:33.480
And the match that we won, we had to come back from like seven rounds down.

02:46:33.480 --> 02:46:39.480
But the other four hours and 40 minutes was losing. It might have, it broke me in a serious way.

02:46:39.480 --> 02:46:45.480
Okay, where are we starting y'all? CTT, I don't care. I'm the guy with the gun.

02:46:45.480 --> 02:46:57.080
Let's roll on.

02:46:57.080 --> 02:46:58.080
That's two.

02:46:58.080 --> 02:47:01.880
Why does it say competitive?

02:47:01.880 --> 02:47:03.240
Why does it say it should be premier?

02:47:03.240 --> 02:47:04.240
Why does it say competitive?

02:47:04.240 --> 02:47:05.520
Okay, we run it, we see how cool they are.

02:47:05.520 --> 02:47:10.440
I got to remember how to play the game.

02:47:10.440 --> 02:47:12.600
Librarian ban all Counter-Strike players in chat.

02:47:12.600 --> 02:47:15.120
I'm so tired of hearing play cash.

02:47:15.120 --> 02:47:21.320
been four seconds. Type A about gameplay mechanics is one thing. Type A about like which mode

02:47:21.320 --> 02:47:32.000
you should play is a new kind of degeneracy. Okay, I cover long. I cover long and I blow

02:47:32.000 --> 02:47:40.420
them up with a high explosive grenade right off the bat.

02:47:40.420 --> 02:47:41.420
End of Molly.

02:47:41.420 --> 02:47:51.380
Move, move, move.

02:47:51.380 --> 02:47:55.120
You're literally slowing me down.

02:47:55.120 --> 02:47:56.620
What the fuck he bought one too?

02:47:56.620 --> 02:47:58.620
There's one there!

02:48:05.140 --> 02:48:07.140
Yeah, nice try, bud.

02:48:10.780 --> 02:48:12.780
I saw blood.

02:48:13.820 --> 02:48:15.820
There's one on the fucking door, man.

02:48:17.780 --> 02:48:19.780
Now we pull back.

02:48:19.900 --> 02:48:23.580
Look at the screen. Don't look at chat. Look at the screen. Don't look at chat. Look at the screen.

02:48:27.600 --> 02:48:31.680
Don't run out of ammo. Oh shit bombs on site y'all

02:48:35.200 --> 02:48:39.740
I'm only got eight bullets left. I got to be careful. Can I have this clip?

02:48:41.380 --> 02:48:45.060
Fuck motherfucker. I got to grab his pistol

02:48:50.500 --> 02:48:53.200
Where did his gun go bro, where did his gun go?

02:48:56.620 --> 02:48:58.620
Where the fuck is his gun?

02:49:03.820 --> 02:49:05.820
I gotta make a move

02:49:07.820 --> 02:49:09.820
Not my best round y'all

02:49:12.160 --> 02:49:15.420
What happened to his gun if I had his gun that's a different story

02:49:21.700 --> 02:49:23.700
I have no sound

02:49:24.020 --> 02:49:26.020
There's no sound in the game anymore

02:49:26.620 --> 02:49:35.900
Hello, can you still hear me?

02:49:35.900 --> 02:49:38.300
Go to settings and change the input device back.

02:49:38.300 --> 02:49:44.740
Oh my God, they broke the game by adding cash?

02:49:44.740 --> 02:49:51.780
Yes, it's a bug right now.

02:49:51.780 --> 02:49:56.780
Fuck it, bro. We play better, Def.

02:50:01.780 --> 02:50:03.780
Okay, give me a second here.

02:50:06.780 --> 02:50:12.780
They broke the sound adding a new map.

02:50:13.780 --> 02:50:20.780
But the thing is, they have a very flat management structure, which is good.

02:50:21.780 --> 02:50:26.780
You can hear now, presumably.

02:50:26.780 --> 02:50:31.780
Okay.

02:50:31.780 --> 02:50:38.780
Now you can't, but that's to be expected.

02:50:38.780 --> 02:50:43.780
Nope, because as soon as I have tabbed back in, it has now...

02:50:43.780 --> 02:50:48.780
Oh, no, no, no, they're just being quiet. Okay, everything's fine.

02:50:48.780 --> 02:50:55.060
quiet okay everything's fine no no it's I don't know no it okay it's working there's

02:50:55.060 --> 02:51:00.500
no there's no footsteps but there's just gun sounds

02:51:01.580 --> 02:51:10.380
there's no beeping maybe maybe because nobody's planted the bomb okay now

02:51:10.380 --> 02:51:13.660
everything's fine

02:51:13.660 --> 02:51:20.660
is the deco always been this long?

02:51:22.780 --> 02:51:29.780
holy shit he's a god, he's a god

02:51:34.460 --> 02:51:36.180
okay

02:51:36.180 --> 02:51:38.580
Go back. Actually my damage is not too bad.

02:51:38.580 --> 02:51:39.580
Now you go.

02:51:41.460 --> 02:51:43.780
50 damage. Blue, get it together, bro.

02:51:48.580 --> 02:51:49.580
Now it's over.

02:51:57.080 --> 02:51:58.580
Look at this shit right here.

02:52:00.080 --> 02:52:01.380
You gonna pull a knife today?

02:52:02.180 --> 02:52:03.180
Gambling's bad.

02:52:03.480 --> 02:52:04.480
That being said...

02:52:06.180 --> 02:52:10.380
I'll say I got to take my angle.

02:52:10.820 --> 02:52:16.460
Kate was like, she got interested in scratch tickets.

02:52:16.460 --> 02:52:19.020
She's never used a scratch ticket before.

02:52:19.020 --> 02:52:21.680
So we were at lunch on Sunday and she was like,

02:52:21.680 --> 02:52:24.620
I'm going to look up which ones have like the best odds.

02:52:24.620 --> 02:52:29.300
So she looked it up and then after we went to the convenience store,

02:52:29.300 --> 02:52:30.900
she's like, I want to try it out.

02:52:30.900 --> 02:52:32.900
What a smoke, by the way.

02:52:32.900 --> 02:52:34.980
She's like, I want to try it out.

02:52:34.980 --> 02:52:36.940
We got up to the cash register and she's like,

02:52:36.940 --> 02:52:39.020
I didn't bring my wallet.

02:52:39.020 --> 02:52:43.660
So I bought three scratch cards for her.

02:52:43.660 --> 02:52:45.260
It came to $15.

02:52:45.260 --> 02:52:49.140
She won $20.

02:52:49.140 --> 02:52:52.180
And then she's walking around talking like,

02:52:52.180 --> 02:52:55.060
I turned $15 into $20.

02:52:55.060 --> 02:52:56.460
What are you talking about?

02:52:56.460 --> 02:52:58.420
You did even better.

02:52:58.420 --> 02:53:03.980
You turned $0 into $20.

02:53:03.980 --> 02:53:05.980
The EV is off the charts, man!

02:53:13.860 --> 02:53:14.980
Yeah, but y'all are married?

02:53:16.300 --> 02:53:18.100
That's true. I didn't think about it that way.

02:53:19.100 --> 02:53:24.220
So really, we both turned seven and a half dollars into ten dollars each.

02:53:27.220 --> 02:53:27.900
What the fuck?

02:53:29.980 --> 02:53:31.260
They're fucking out here, bro.

02:53:31.260 --> 02:53:39.780
We got mine, got mine!

02:53:39.780 --> 02:53:42.100
And we got an assist, that was huge.

02:53:42.100 --> 02:53:55.600
Damn, bro, still got the damn MP7 too.

02:53:55.600 --> 02:53:58.140
This view model is taking me out.

02:53:58.140 --> 02:54:05.980
it's working and I'm getting so many assists. Now he's valid for that one.

02:54:09.780 --> 02:54:14.940
This gun model is kind of hurting my eyes though.

02:54:17.220 --> 02:54:21.180
MP7's cracked, kind of a cheap rifle right now. I don't even think I have it on

02:54:21.180 --> 02:54:25.460
my loadout because I don't think I have a skin for it man.

02:54:25.460 --> 02:54:27.460
I

02:54:27.500 --> 02:54:32.300
Was in spawn disrespectful wait wait wait we could go third here

02:54:35.060 --> 02:54:37.060
Not quite

02:54:40.140 --> 02:54:45.020
5800 we had two three two not bad not bad

02:54:55.460 --> 02:55:04.040
Imagine if we could rock a jump now. Should we load up TFC and do some concussion jumps on 2-4 bro

02:55:07.160 --> 02:55:11.680
It's literally free kills because everybody else just does sniper duels on the veranda

02:55:16.700 --> 02:55:18.700
Okay, you got to check your corners

02:55:25.460 --> 02:55:27.580
W game sense.

02:55:27.580 --> 02:55:31.580
We got lower tons on these beasts.

02:55:31.580 --> 02:55:38.580
You'd you know he's up there.

02:55:41.100 --> 02:55:45.300
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right there, right there.

02:55:45.300 --> 02:55:48.780
Take a little souvenir for the road.

02:55:48.780 --> 02:55:54.380
McDavid of CS? Yo did you see Edmonton last night though?

02:55:54.380 --> 02:56:01.380
quite a game

02:56:04.460 --> 02:56:09.060
I saw a bit of it because I was hoping to see the highlights of Montreal vs Tampa

02:56:09.060 --> 02:56:12.780
the series that I actually want to watch but it wasn't

02:56:12.780 --> 02:56:16.900
that's that one they take two days of travel now

02:56:16.900 --> 02:56:20.860
because the NHL has gone soft

02:56:20.860 --> 02:56:22.200
Okay, fire this bro.

02:56:24.940 --> 02:56:27.340
Literally saw him get lit on fire.

02:56:27.340 --> 02:56:29.540
My bad, y'all, don't turn your back to the enemy.

02:56:31.260 --> 02:56:32.940
Thoughts on the wild winning?

02:56:32.940 --> 02:56:34.060
It literally doesn't even matter,

02:56:34.060 --> 02:56:36.220
Quinn Hughes will experience nothing but misery

02:56:36.220 --> 02:56:37.060
in his life.

02:56:41.340 --> 02:56:43.140
Even if they win this round, which they won't,

02:56:43.140 --> 02:56:45.500
he's gonna, he's cruising for a bruise,

02:56:45.500 --> 02:56:46.900
and let's put it that way.

02:56:46.900 --> 02:56:55.800
guys I literally got if you had killed him I would have gotten three assists

02:56:55.800 --> 02:57:05.620
there so you really let me down it is 41 though I think we're chilling that was

02:57:05.620 --> 02:57:09.180
visceral dude I think because the gun is in your chest it makes it feel that much

02:57:09.180 --> 02:57:13.480
worse when you get killed it's like someone grabbed your brain and like

02:57:13.480 --> 02:57:20.480
pulled it through the back of your head.

02:57:20.480 --> 02:57:29.260
Dude, I'm kind of popping off though.

02:57:29.260 --> 02:57:33.560
I am 2 and 4, but 475 damage in 6 rounds?

02:57:33.560 --> 02:57:37.000
That's like 100 damage around, man.

02:57:37.000 --> 02:57:38.400
And I know what you're going to say.

02:57:38.400 --> 02:57:41.800
You're going to say all of the damage is from grenades.

02:57:41.800 --> 02:57:43.320
No it's not, bro.

02:57:43.320 --> 02:57:50.320
all the damage is from grenades

02:57:51.780 --> 02:57:57.460
go get the cat

02:57:57.460 --> 02:58:00.360
we've all got rolls on motherfucker

02:58:00.360 --> 02:58:03.900
that could still be good denial space

02:58:03.900 --> 02:58:07.740
W space denial

02:58:07.740 --> 02:58:11.140
don't look at chat they're all they're all they're all posting a smiley face

02:58:11.140 --> 02:58:13.680
It says, what a great grenade, smiley.

02:58:16.560 --> 02:58:18.560
As long as green lives, I ain't sweating.

02:58:19.500 --> 02:58:21.900
Oh shit, green died man.

02:58:23.860 --> 02:58:24.700
I'm the best.

02:58:26.860 --> 02:58:28.020
That was a crazy grenade.

02:58:28.740 --> 02:58:29.400
Respect.

02:58:33.280 --> 02:58:34.080
I'm the best.

02:58:34.080 --> 02:58:44.080
Oh, I read the clicks, I read the clicks.

02:58:44.080 --> 02:58:49.080
Oh, oh!

02:58:49.080 --> 02:58:55.080
Wait, we're actually kind of popping.

02:58:55.080 --> 02:59:00.080
Are they going to be mad if we play spawns and I go to tunnels now?

02:59:00.080 --> 02:59:03.080
I guess this is like when you'd want to have comms on, maybe.

02:59:12.080 --> 02:59:13.080
My bad, y'all.

02:59:16.080 --> 02:59:20.080
I need to change my name, too. Like it's been Rashomon for too fucking long.

02:59:27.080 --> 02:59:28.080
That was swag.

02:59:30.080 --> 02:59:53.840
is that him yes reported okay where's the best part to hold here do you hold

02:59:53.840 --> 02:59:57.380
here because it's the deepest angle or do you hold here so you can shoot the

02:59:57.380 --> 03:00:03.020
top of his head when he comes through the door. A for the corner position, B for this position.

03:00:03.020 --> 03:00:12.520
The second one, I am out. I literally kill him if I wasn't wounded. Justin, I trust you,

03:00:12.520 --> 03:00:17.200
but I will say it's very funny that, I mean, we now have a, we have a compilation of

03:00:17.200 --> 03:00:21.300
Justin gives me a tip and I die immediately after. And the thing that an idiot will

03:00:21.300 --> 03:00:26.760
say, yeah, but they're good tips. And a genius will say, that's why the compilation

03:00:26.760 --> 03:00:34.440
so funny. That's really what makes the compilation humorous is that it's just an endless parade

03:00:34.440 --> 03:00:47.000
of like getting good advice and then dying. I play spawns on this one. W crouch jump.

03:00:47.000 --> 03:01:07.000
the fuck you can get up there without a boost the fuck is Wendy walk I got no comment for

03:01:07.000 --> 03:01:09.000
That one

03:01:13.940 --> 03:01:16.440
Wait wait they Molly here carefully y'all

03:01:23.440 --> 03:01:29.100
Well, you can't abandon tons like that now bombs showing cat get out of tons

03:01:37.000 --> 03:01:41.000
throwing fire thinks he's Ronald

03:01:41.000 --> 03:01:45.000
Jenkins thinks he's mouth after casting a spell

03:01:45.000 --> 03:01:49.000
in far far west

03:01:49.000 --> 03:01:53.000
it's not

03:01:53.000 --> 03:01:57.000
far far west the game is like literally good

03:01:57.000 --> 03:02:01.000
okay it was literally fun and I thought it was

03:02:01.000 --> 03:02:05.000
going to be two hours I was disappointed when after an hour and 15 minutes they were like

03:02:05.000 --> 03:02:08.440
that's that's it for today I was like what do you mean that's it for today man

03:02:08.440 --> 03:02:12.480
that's literally the best grenade I've ever thrown

03:02:12.480 --> 03:02:17.600
we're pushing tons in this beast

03:02:17.600 --> 03:02:24.600
literally raise your heart rate

03:02:35.000 --> 03:02:50.320
That's crazy. That's crazy. He had so much confidence, man. I did do one-in-one something.

03:02:50.320 --> 03:02:54.600
Would it like my body kind of like fell on his toe on the way down or something? Nah,

03:02:54.600 --> 03:02:56.940
Now I am built for that so I'll take me back to long

03:03:04.540 --> 03:03:08.720
Your teammate got a 4k damn shorty blame it on blue man

03:03:11.120 --> 03:03:14.220
Three hundred and eighteen damage is positively anemic

03:03:17.580 --> 03:03:23.300
That's literally a double kill bro don't push that you can't push that they're oping man

03:03:24.600 --> 03:03:29.780
All right, then Shabbos, let's do this

03:03:34.120 --> 03:03:41.820
We're farming utility cat fuck what the fuck well we got to get in there

03:03:44.280 --> 03:03:46.280
Me and you blue

03:03:46.280 --> 03:04:04.960
I thought I had him. I honestly thought I had him. With God as my witness. Bro, what

03:04:04.960 --> 03:04:17.000
you doing no no no no he doesn't care he doesn't care if you get one if you get

03:04:17.000 --> 03:04:25.120
one I respect this not even peeking not even look not even scoped in to take a

03:04:25.120 --> 03:04:29.160
I'm gonna fucking freak out. Oh my god. So last round

03:04:32.480 --> 03:04:33.880
Lou

03:04:33.880 --> 03:04:39.360
Lou you're fucking out man favorite cut of steak. Can I say something rib-eyes obviously the king?

03:04:40.720 --> 03:04:42.720
But I like a fucking thin-ass

03:04:43.640 --> 03:04:46.660
Strip loin or like a hanger steak sometimes as well

03:04:47.800 --> 03:04:53.320
Or a skirt steak. That's true. I like I like a really thin like over salted steak

03:04:55.120 --> 03:05:02.920
especially now that and I'm sure I'm not trying to be performative I don't buy beef

03:05:02.920 --> 03:05:07.320
because it's too expensive I respect that like you know some of you out there are

03:05:07.320 --> 03:05:10.720
such beef enthusiasts you're still out there like trying to make it work but I'm

03:05:10.720 --> 03:05:16.280
not I'll buy ground beef I'm not buying like steak but as beef came up and up and

03:05:16.280 --> 03:05:20.260
up I would the cuts that I would buy got worse and worse and worse and you

03:05:20.260 --> 03:05:25.840
learn how to make them work but I'm like man chicken chicken ain't subject to the

03:05:25.840 --> 03:05:31.380
same kind of meteoric inflation it's still more expensive but

03:05:35.100 --> 03:05:38.380
come on man

03:05:38.380 --> 03:05:56.680
I mean, at the grocery store, I'd be expecting 25 to 30 bucks for like a single man sized

03:05:56.680 --> 03:06:01.680
for sure.

03:06:07.680 --> 03:06:09.680
Xbox or PlayStation?

03:06:09.680 --> 03:06:11.680
Though you have chat disabled? Yeah.

03:06:21.680 --> 03:06:23.680
What about in Bellingham?

03:06:26.680 --> 03:06:40.520
That's probably like 18 bucks if I had the guess, but it's still pretty expensive.

03:06:40.520 --> 03:06:47.640
Need one of those.

03:06:47.640 --> 03:06:49.920
Don't body block me.

03:06:49.920 --> 03:07:03.700
love that love that play my germs

03:07:03.700 --> 03:07:16.920
get pumped buddy where you going

03:07:16.920 --> 03:07:21.920
Sorry fella, I think I just molly my teammate.

03:07:21.920 --> 03:07:29.680
I think, I think I just molly my teammate.

03:07:29.680 --> 03:07:34.680
One fella left.

03:07:34.680 --> 03:07:35.680
We close in.

03:07:35.680 --> 03:07:43.920
I like to play this kind of like Duke Nukem style.

03:07:43.920 --> 03:07:46.480
Dominated.

03:07:46.480 --> 03:08:03.680
muscle memory. Dude, maybe. Don't take the mask off. It's scaring me. We go along here.

03:08:03.680 --> 03:08:15.820
Decoil over the top. Buys us time to get out an entry frag. I'll chat. Yeah, it's called

03:08:15.820 --> 03:08:35.180
the decoy grenade. Holy fuck it worked. Reload, get in there guys. Anyone have smoke for

03:08:35.180 --> 03:08:45.420
the cross. Oh Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! Purple, what are you doing playing picks, man?

03:08:45.420 --> 03:08:57.540
We were out long!

03:08:57.540 --> 03:09:00.540
Okay, good try. Nice try.

03:09:09.540 --> 03:09:23.540
We go pistol round again. I'm hearing Justin in my head. He's saying, we go out tunnels, hold W, and then I say, what if we die? And he goes pistol round. That's right, pistol round.

03:09:23.540 --> 03:09:38.920
They ain't going this way man, my bad.

03:09:38.920 --> 03:09:55.040
Because they've closed in on us with an M4 behind us.

03:09:55.040 --> 03:09:57.560
He's got this.

03:09:57.560 --> 03:10:04.520
All right, that was like that was some Michael Clayton shit

03:10:11.080 --> 03:10:14.860
We buying y'all Orange why do you have no money?

03:10:16.400 --> 03:10:22.480
Orange you think just cuz you got 13 under damage you could you could afford to fart arounds

03:10:27.560 --> 03:10:39.720
I'll fuck it bro and look at this beast okay we got someone got off the right off the bat

03:10:39.720 --> 03:10:46.720
Fuck it, we're bald.

03:10:46.720 --> 03:10:50.720
Yeah, come on in.

03:10:50.720 --> 03:10:54.720
Yeah, buddy. Yeah, come on in.

03:10:54.720 --> 03:11:01.720
Don't let me stop you.

03:11:01.720 --> 03:11:05.720
Time to read chat?

03:11:05.720 --> 03:11:10.720
We read this.

03:11:14.720 --> 03:11:17.720
Just a little peek.

03:11:17.720 --> 03:11:20.720
Little peek never hurt anybody.

03:11:20.720 --> 03:11:23.720
I think he saw me and took a shot at me.

03:11:29.720 --> 03:11:32.720
Me against the world, y'all.

03:11:35.720 --> 03:11:44.520
got mine got mine that's all that matters got mine okay well what are we

03:11:44.520 --> 03:11:53.280
doing last word we're winning by one what happened we got to go long this is

03:11:53.280 --> 03:12:07.200
a classic go long situation this is a classic hide in the corners no way he's

03:12:07.200 --> 03:12:31.120
place in the mid smoke all right man what do you think

03:12:31.120 --> 03:12:36.120
Who's next?

03:12:36.120 --> 03:12:41.120
Where's Green?

03:12:41.120 --> 03:12:49.120
Oh, what a shot though.

03:12:49.120 --> 03:12:59.120
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we win these?

03:12:59.120 --> 03:13:06.420
Yeah, run and plant long.

03:13:06.420 --> 03:13:08.400
You can run and plant long.

03:13:08.400 --> 03:13:11.120
You can run and plant long.

03:13:11.120 --> 03:13:16.120
Homeboy, home, home, homeboy.

03:13:16.120 --> 03:13:17.560
Oh!

03:13:17.560 --> 03:13:22.480
I'm not MVP.

03:13:22.480 --> 03:13:27.360
Did you see I single-handedly blew that shit wide open?

03:13:27.360 --> 03:13:37.640
He planted though? Oh, whatever. Yeah, okay, fucking dry side all got the gold, but it

03:13:37.640 --> 03:13:41.120
was Evan Bouchard's slap pass that made the fucking playwork.

03:13:41.120 --> 03:13:48.120
I said we're going this way y'all. Never mind. I don't know.

03:13:58.080 --> 03:13:59.640
Hit a pick.

03:13:59.640 --> 03:14:02.640
But why are you running a scout man?

03:14:02.640 --> 03:14:05.640
It's round 16.

03:14:05.640 --> 03:14:07.640
Shit.

03:14:07.640 --> 03:14:10.640
Fucker.

03:14:10.640 --> 03:14:12.640
What the fuck?

03:14:14.080 --> 03:14:16.080
What are we gonna do, bro?

03:14:21.960 --> 03:14:22.960
Well...

03:14:23.760 --> 03:14:27.360
Fuck it, we go out. Blue, we go this way. BLUE, FUCK, OOOH!

03:14:35.600 --> 03:14:39.920
Blinded. Well, blinded? Or is that a no scope? That's it, you can't even be mad about that one.

03:14:40.640 --> 03:14:45.640
I didn't even fire a single shot.

03:14:51.640 --> 03:14:53.640
Look at, give your head a shake, man.

03:14:54.640 --> 03:15:01.640
That wasn't a panic flash. I flashed behind me so that the person looking at me would be flashed.

03:15:08.640 --> 03:15:09.640
We go long.

03:15:10.640 --> 03:15:15.640
What are you doing? Blue with the damn scout, man.

03:15:18.640 --> 03:15:20.640
Nah, I don't think so, kid.

03:15:21.640 --> 03:15:24.640
Purple, you're gonna get capped, man.

03:15:26.640 --> 03:15:28.640
Not on your chill.

03:15:33.640 --> 03:15:36.640
I'll lurk. I'll play lurk on this one.

03:15:40.640 --> 03:15:47.640
I saw them tons!

03:15:47.640 --> 03:15:51.640
Imagine?

03:15:51.640 --> 03:15:57.440
I know he's like he would never be there.

03:15:57.440 --> 03:15:59.360
Good job team.

03:15:59.360 --> 03:16:08.360
And then as a lurker I pick up this kill from the guy trying to flank.

03:16:08.360 --> 03:16:23.300
We run this time guys I was holding long what the fuck

03:16:32.660 --> 03:16:34.660
What are you gonna do big fella

03:16:38.360 --> 03:16:51.480
He's not even gonna track him.

03:16:51.480 --> 03:16:52.480
Walk backwards.

03:16:52.480 --> 03:16:57.160
He was saving his op 100%.

03:16:57.160 --> 03:17:06.200
CS is turning me into type A?

03:17:06.200 --> 03:17:07.200
No it's not.

03:17:07.200 --> 03:17:15.000
you would have typed some shit like raise your FLB by two green do I yeah I

03:17:15.000 --> 03:17:18.400
trust green I trust screen

03:17:26.480 --> 03:17:30.080
I'm gonna pretend to be good I'm gonna cosplay being good and it's gonna raise

03:17:30.080 --> 03:17:35.720
my elo by a thousand wait out the utile guys wait out the utile okay there

03:17:35.720 --> 03:17:42.720
Here we go.

03:17:46.400 --> 03:17:51.960
Got him.

03:17:51.960 --> 03:17:58.960
Oh mother fucker!

03:17:58.960 --> 03:18:04.960
How did he peek so fast, man?

03:18:04.960 --> 03:18:17.840
Wait, Craig, is that...?

03:18:17.840 --> 03:18:24.840
Does that smoke the cross?

03:18:24.840 --> 03:18:30.840
Oh man.

03:18:30.840 --> 03:18:40.840
That was literally a nice try.

03:18:40.840 --> 03:18:46.600
I put it in an all chat so they know we're not losing morale.

03:18:46.600 --> 03:18:53.480
If you smoke at the tooth that smokes the cross, I have no idea what that means at all.

03:18:53.480 --> 03:19:09.680
If you smoke the tooth that smokes the cross, I'll pick one on site and then you guys rush

03:19:09.680 --> 03:19:23.580
I'm trying to make sure that I don't have to rush in.

03:19:23.580 --> 03:19:36.460
All yours brother.

03:19:36.460 --> 03:19:41.460
I'm triangulating where they're standing, from these blind shots.

03:19:49.460 --> 03:19:50.460
Low heart rate.

03:19:56.460 --> 03:19:58.460
Probably do that one in team chat.

03:20:01.460 --> 03:20:03.460
Ah, it's down time, it's y'all.

03:20:06.460 --> 03:20:08.460
I'm going to put it on the back side.

03:20:08.460 --> 03:20:10.460
Back side.

03:20:10.460 --> 03:20:13.460
Quarter's all check.

03:20:13.460 --> 03:20:16.460
Part rate's 63. Not too bad.

03:20:27.460 --> 03:20:30.460
Bibrarian's going to get banned for CS back-seeding?

03:20:30.460 --> 03:20:33.460
No, because the ultimate own is that if they were good at CS,

03:20:33.460 --> 03:20:35.460
they'd be playing attorneys right now instead of making

03:20:35.460 --> 03:20:37.460
of me talking about Gregoraki movies.

03:20:45.460 --> 03:20:47.460
We take those. We take those!

03:20:52.460 --> 03:20:56.460
You day them to me again? I don't know. Things change every day, man.

03:20:56.460 --> 03:20:58.460
I'm just trying to stay on the right side of history.

03:21:05.460 --> 03:21:11.700
What do you think y'all?

03:21:11.700 --> 03:21:13.780
I'm thinking we flash long immediately.

03:21:13.780 --> 03:21:16.700
They throw a grenade in long.

03:21:16.700 --> 03:21:17.700
We swallow the grenade.

03:21:17.700 --> 03:21:24.140
It goes off in our tummy like a mask.

03:21:24.140 --> 03:21:25.140
Literally works.

03:21:25.140 --> 03:21:28.140
Got mine.

03:21:28.140 --> 03:21:35.140
of

03:21:35.140 --> 03:21:38.140
not a thirty seven year old dad saying, Tommy

03:22:08.140 --> 03:22:19.980
because for me every single shot was on every single shot was was center of men

03:22:19.980 --> 03:22:23.580
not head but center of mass

03:22:27.540 --> 03:22:30.700
oh shit

03:22:32.380 --> 03:22:36.380
I did do 54 in two

03:22:38.140 --> 03:22:41.980
The crosshair was, but none of the bullets? Clearly, I don't understand guns.

03:22:41.980 --> 03:22:45.420
This is save round y'all. Someone buy for me? Blue buy for me?

03:22:47.340 --> 03:22:48.380
Blue, can you buy for me?

03:22:56.300 --> 03:22:57.740
Trade guns anybody? Just for fun?

03:23:08.140 --> 03:23:26.940
I'm lurking.

03:23:26.940 --> 03:23:32.380
I lived a bitch.

03:23:32.380 --> 03:23:33.700
Distraction tech?

03:23:33.700 --> 03:23:40.700
We eat up his ammo. One shot at a time. We eat up his ammo.

03:23:46.700 --> 03:23:52.700
My head snapped back so hard.

03:23:53.700 --> 03:23:59.700
So he shot me in the head, but I died from the back of my head hitting the concrete.

03:23:59.700 --> 03:24:07.500
I know they're screaming in comms bro scream it blue they've had like 20 damage on T side

03:24:11.500 --> 03:24:15.660
No, that was bullshit. No, that's a little suss man

03:24:20.420 --> 03:24:24.800
You too, all right, but what is what does Bono have to do with this shit?

03:24:24.800 --> 03:24:32.280
That's real though guy who killed me literally did eight in one big deal

03:24:34.800 --> 03:24:41.360
What do you think y'all keep by for me blue bye for me it's not like you're doing anything with it anyway bye for me

03:24:44.480 --> 03:24:46.480
Okay, bro

03:24:48.920 --> 03:24:50.920
Helmet scout it is

03:24:54.800 --> 03:24:59.800
It blooms?

03:24:59.800 --> 03:25:04.800
Be sure.

03:25:04.800 --> 03:25:09.800
Oh.

03:25:15.800 --> 03:25:19.800
Damn, new fastest fuck with this, huh?

03:25:19.800 --> 03:25:21.800
I'm throwing the flashback.

03:25:26.800 --> 03:25:29.800
Bro, bro, walk him back. Walk him back.

03:25:37.800 --> 03:25:39.800
Just let me get a peek at him.

03:25:39.800 --> 03:25:42.800
Oh! Tagged! Tagged one.

03:25:42.800 --> 03:25:44.800
Oh!

03:25:44.800 --> 03:26:00.280
Then one comes cat.

03:26:00.280 --> 03:26:01.280
Let me peek along brother.

03:26:01.280 --> 03:26:06.720
Let me peek along.

03:26:06.720 --> 03:26:07.720
He's here.

03:26:07.720 --> 03:26:13.160
wait though wait one on one and it's all my fault

03:26:13.160 --> 03:26:24.000
yes wait wait that means at a minimum we're taking this to ot right

03:26:24.000 --> 03:26:35.000
Holy brother

03:26:35.000 --> 03:26:44.160
So all we do we win long we win long

03:26:44.160 --> 03:26:51.680
I was about to knife him and take off I'm not even lying

03:26:51.680 --> 03:26:54.680
Then I thought, nah man, he's gonna get a clutch pick.

03:27:09.680 --> 03:27:10.680
No!

03:27:14.680 --> 03:27:17.680
Through the smoke, little sauce, I didn't even know I was there.

03:27:21.680 --> 03:27:46.680
3 on 3 we got this. Where's blue? I put a lot of faith in you blue.

03:27:46.680 --> 03:27:48.680
Just gave him bomb. Yeah, I have a greens good.

03:27:50.920 --> 03:27:52.920
Gordon Gekko.

03:28:00.840 --> 03:28:02.840
Huge, huge!

03:28:04.440 --> 03:28:06.440
And then you plant and we win.

03:28:09.160 --> 03:28:13.480
What the hell is black cow on the song black cow? I think it's a chocolate milk.

03:28:16.680 --> 03:28:28.160
to me this is cinema. Enemy green left the game shutting down game. Let's go, man. Not

03:28:28.160 --> 03:28:37.680
to put you not to put you on the fucking spot blue. I was taking a lot of heat, a lot

03:28:37.680 --> 03:28:47.000
of heat that should have been reserved for blue if I may.

03:28:47.000 --> 03:28:49.400
Promo game next?

03:28:49.400 --> 03:28:54.320
I'm so ready man.

03:28:54.320 --> 03:29:07.040
It does feel kind of weird playing this just at a solo screen though.

03:29:07.040 --> 03:29:08.820
It's a chocolate milk and a Coke.

03:29:08.820 --> 03:29:14.520
Wait, that could be the greatest drink ever made?

03:29:22.680 --> 03:29:24.200
Ew, no?

03:29:24.200 --> 03:29:25.720
Well, can I say something?

03:29:25.720 --> 03:29:31.080
Chocolate milk plus Coke might be the coldest drink ever made.

03:29:37.040 --> 03:29:46.280
Doesn't it curdle the milk instantly? Yeah, whatever. You've never played Kings. Excuse

03:29:46.280 --> 03:29:53.600
me, what am I doing in here with someone with the 10,000 elo? Now I'm opening myself up

03:29:53.600 --> 03:30:01.280
to disrepute here, but eventually we have to have a game where we're not the lowest

03:30:01.280 --> 03:30:07.760
low on the team right like obvious it's I'm like 94th percentile that means 6% of the game

03:30:07.760 --> 03:30:14.980
is like at my level or lower isn't the point of matchmaking to sort that 6% so they play

03:30:14.980 --> 03:30:25.480
against each other

03:30:25.480 --> 03:30:29.040
use comms and you get better literally I played with my friends we lost every game

03:30:29.040 --> 03:30:33.720
I played by myself. I won 100% of the games that I played by myself so far.

03:30:33.720 --> 03:30:40.120
Ergo, my friends are the problem. That's science. That's science.

03:30:46.520 --> 03:30:56.880
Truth, nuke. Sorry, sorry, Justin. If you're still here, I'm not a 1-1 token to

03:30:56.880 --> 03:31:05.880
get sacrificed to generate a 5-4 monster that ain't me bro why why I had my

03:31:05.880 --> 03:31:21.960
knife out why would you do that new record new record no man I felt it I was

03:31:21.960 --> 03:31:28.820
like Scientology any percent. Oh dude, new meta! Every warmup is Scientology any percent.

03:31:28.820 --> 03:31:32.220
We see how deep we can get into the enemy spawn without getting hit and try to drop

03:31:32.220 --> 03:31:43.060
a spray. Wait, what do we do guys? No, no, no, yeah, vest. Vest, vest and under. We

03:31:43.060 --> 03:31:51.780
go to lower rap lower rap yeah sign language lower rap yeah let's do it

03:31:52.500 --> 03:31:58.060
yeah yeah blue nose was so you don't have to look back man I'll be here I'll

03:31:58.060 --> 03:32:03.500
be first man now I don't give a fuck why are they oh they're going squeaky

03:32:03.500 --> 03:32:10.500
Well they fucked me. Great.

03:32:14.500 --> 03:32:21.500
We take these. 2v4 we take these. W shots. It helped that the enemy blew didn't shoot back.

03:32:26.500 --> 03:32:29.500
I'm gonna run the smoke screen quick.

03:32:33.500 --> 03:32:43.700
It's in all chat. Yeah, I know it's why it's a smokescreen bro

03:32:49.060 --> 03:32:51.680
It we need it didn't work it probably bought us a little time

03:33:03.500 --> 03:33:14.980
I'm gonna say move I got a kid oh wait that's good man that is good type in all chat move

03:33:14.980 --> 03:33:15.980
I got a kid

03:33:15.980 --> 03:33:22.980
of

03:33:22.980 --> 03:33:26.980
of

03:33:26.980 --> 03:33:28.980
of

03:33:28.980 --> 03:33:33.980
of

03:33:33.980 --> 03:33:35.980
of

03:33:35.980 --> 03:33:37.980
of

03:33:37.980 --> 03:33:39.980
of

03:33:39.980 --> 03:34:07.300
There we go. Now we wait. We're buying right y'all. He's getting kicked. I'm literally

03:34:07.300 --> 03:34:35.300
third in DPS. I'll hold outside. One damage. L. Oh, fuck. That's the bomb, bro. Oh, fuck!

03:34:35.300 --> 03:34:36.300
Jesus Christ!

03:34:39.300 --> 03:34:41.300
It's a damn mess out here!

03:34:43.300 --> 03:34:45.300
I gotta kill Blind. I gotta kill Blind.

03:34:51.300 --> 03:34:53.300
What are you doing? What are you looking at?

03:35:05.300 --> 03:35:08.900
I wasn't suggesting my teammates worse. I was just wondering why they were looking at the wall

03:35:10.340 --> 03:35:11.940
as if there was a person behind it.

03:35:16.660 --> 03:35:18.740
Alright, never mind. I think they're above suspicion.

03:35:22.820 --> 03:35:24.900
I really gotta kill from six damage in one.

03:35:27.300 --> 03:35:29.700
Alright, what's the play y'all? What's the play?

03:35:31.460 --> 03:35:34.420
I'm thinking this might be the round where I get a hundred on the galeel.

03:35:35.300 --> 03:35:53.940
What if we just...

03:35:53.940 --> 03:36:18.540
never expect someone to be barbed. One uh, squeaky. Shout out, Nikki. Well, you don't

03:36:18.540 --> 03:36:24.360
I have to because you know we kind of need we need a bit of a vibes reset maybe

03:36:24.360 --> 03:36:28.820
it's time to do the Nicki Minaj pose you know the one I'm talking about I don't

03:36:28.820 --> 03:36:34.340
think we've done the Nicki Minaj pose and I had to guess at least 18 months

03:36:35.340 --> 03:36:41.420
the what you know the one where she kind of like kind of turns her elbows

03:36:41.420 --> 03:36:54.200
goes out like this and goes, you know the one I'm talking about? Yes, bro. She inverts

03:36:54.200 --> 03:37:08.320
her elbows, you know the one I'm talking about? Yeah, I told you it would work! I'll take

03:37:08.320 --> 03:37:13.000
that now man that ain't me

03:37:22.680 --> 03:37:25.240
you're right

03:37:27.920 --> 03:37:33.320
Nicki Minaj in the press room for the 2010 MTV video musical works yes that's

03:37:33.320 --> 03:37:34.320
That's the one.

03:37:34.320 --> 03:37:35.320
Youch, bro!

03:37:35.320 --> 03:37:36.320
What the fuck?

03:37:36.320 --> 03:37:43.320
That shit was like in my fucking mouth, man.

03:37:43.320 --> 03:37:45.320
I want the spot!

03:37:45.320 --> 03:37:50.320
I want the spot!

03:37:50.320 --> 03:37:55.320
Anyone cover in flank?

03:37:55.320 --> 03:38:02.320
Fuck it, we ball.

03:38:02.320 --> 03:38:06.160
They say you don't you don't hear the one that gets you

03:38:11.120 --> 03:38:13.120
Shit

03:38:16.200 --> 03:38:18.200
All right guys, what do you think?

03:38:20.280 --> 03:38:26.480
Can we go can we go ramp I got six damage on round five y'all can we go ramp?

03:38:32.320 --> 03:38:34.720
Let's call my brother.

03:38:34.720 --> 03:38:39.120
Now, let's, can we go ramp?

03:38:39.120 --> 03:38:42.160
One damage per round?

03:38:42.160 --> 03:38:43.080
You got something to say?

03:38:43.080 --> 03:38:44.080
I don't.

03:38:50.320 --> 03:38:51.600
Nobody's covering outside, huh?

03:38:51.600 --> 03:38:52.120
No, that's OK.

03:38:52.120 --> 03:38:53.120
I got it.

03:38:57.120 --> 03:38:58.280
A shot from the back outside.

03:39:02.320 --> 03:39:07.800
Wait, maybe Yellow's onto something, man.

03:39:07.800 --> 03:39:09.440
They always rush us.

03:39:09.440 --> 03:39:23.680
I take a shotgun, lurk, and get a 5k.

03:39:23.680 --> 03:39:30.680
the most incredible flash I've ever seen in my entire life.

03:39:43.880 --> 03:39:48.080
Old, play bomb, play bomb guys, lock in, lower heart rate, manually lower heart rate, slower

03:39:48.080 --> 03:39:50.580
Slower exhales, slower exhales, orange.

03:39:50.580 --> 03:39:53.060
Orange is mini, slower exhales, orange lock in.

03:39:55.400 --> 03:39:56.600
It's W, you're welcome.

03:40:03.440 --> 03:40:05.800
Was walking up KMB, got asked where Broadway was,

03:40:05.800 --> 03:40:07.920
nailed it and felt so much aura.

03:40:07.920 --> 03:40:09.940
Yeah, bro, it's right there.

03:40:12.640 --> 03:40:14.600
It's the one with all the traffic cones

03:40:14.600 --> 03:40:16.460
and construction fences on it.

03:40:16.460 --> 03:40:18.060
Yeah, yeah, that's the one.

03:40:20.500 --> 03:40:21.860
That honestly, I'm mad,

03:40:21.860 --> 03:40:23.940
because that's like, they gave you a freebie.

03:40:29.140 --> 03:40:30.500
You really wanna farm some aura?

03:40:30.500 --> 03:40:32.580
Next time they ask where West Broadway is,

03:40:32.580 --> 03:40:33.900
you say, oh, you mean night?

03:40:37.980 --> 03:40:38.820
Flash me out.

03:40:42.220 --> 03:40:43.060
Thank you.

03:40:46.460 --> 03:40:58.820
What do you mean pure luck?

03:40:58.820 --> 03:41:01.700
Whatever I got it down.

03:41:01.700 --> 03:41:04.660
Bro, you let me down.

03:41:04.660 --> 03:41:05.660
You let me down.

03:41:05.660 --> 03:41:14.660
Our whole team died.

03:41:14.660 --> 03:41:21.660
That stings, man.

03:41:21.660 --> 03:41:26.100
First time in Vancouver in two years, construction on Canby looks exactly the same.

03:41:26.100 --> 03:41:30.740
I don't want to talk about it, it's kind of a sore spot for me.

03:41:30.740 --> 03:41:37.740
Fan mode.

03:41:37.740 --> 03:41:49.860
is Dan mode putting a hat on no is buying the M4 with the scope and then getting

03:41:49.860 --> 03:41:56.860
opt outside

03:41:57.440 --> 03:42:04.440
guns anyone

03:42:05.380 --> 03:42:12.380
mod

03:42:14.380 --> 03:42:19.700
flashing over top

03:42:19.700 --> 03:42:20.200
Sorry, y'all.

03:42:25.900 --> 03:42:26.900
Yeah!

03:42:26.900 --> 03:42:27.400
Yeah!

03:42:30.820 --> 03:42:33.820
Yo, but did you see me drop that flash on top of red, bro?

03:42:33.820 --> 03:42:36.020
That was crazy.

03:42:36.020 --> 03:42:39.020
What do you mean CT technical timeout, bro?

03:42:41.660 --> 03:42:42.260
What are we on now?

03:42:42.260 --> 03:42:43.140
Three kills!

03:42:49.700 --> 03:43:07.540
How do you change hands again, H, right?

03:43:07.540 --> 03:43:25.580
Is this crumping?

03:43:25.580 --> 03:43:27.020
Why are you playing by yourself?

03:43:27.020 --> 03:43:28.020
Why are you playing by yourself?

03:43:28.020 --> 03:43:29.020
Isn't this just a bazaar?

03:43:29.020 --> 03:43:30.940
Isn't this just our reskinned backpack battles?

03:43:30.940 --> 03:43:31.940
Play cash.

03:43:31.940 --> 03:43:35.300
Does it ever bother you that the only insight you ever have on anything is this is slightly

03:43:35.300 --> 03:43:36.500
different than I expected?

03:43:36.500 --> 03:43:48.500
Does it ever make you question what kind of processor you got in your PC up here that you had a model for something and then when you saw something that was slightly askew from the model, your first thought is, well, we've got to rectify this?

03:43:51.500 --> 03:43:55.500
Does it ever make you think about what you were put on this planet to do?

03:44:06.500 --> 03:44:25.380
Oh, shit.

03:44:25.380 --> 03:44:34.200
The woke AK-47?

03:44:34.200 --> 03:44:35.980
Your appendix ever blow the fuck up?

03:44:35.980 --> 03:44:38.980
Not yet, not yet, but you know it's just a matter of time, right?

03:44:49.980 --> 03:44:50.980
Where are we going, y'all?

03:45:03.980 --> 03:45:04.980
He's not gonna expect to.

03:45:05.980 --> 03:45:13.980
Oh, y'all.

03:45:13.980 --> 03:45:26.620
I'm dissociating.

03:45:26.620 --> 03:45:31.460
The edges of my vision are going dark.

03:45:31.460 --> 03:45:38.260
huge mobs mvp probably

03:45:38.260 --> 03:45:55.660
the way I end this map is so CT sided holy cow

03:45:55.660 --> 03:46:18.780
Alright, check. 62. It went down. It went down.

03:46:18.780 --> 03:46:22.000
Shocking aw, baby.

03:46:22.000 --> 03:46:41.880
Shocking aw.

03:46:41.880 --> 03:46:45.520
I go heaven.

03:46:45.520 --> 03:46:48.680
Don't check corners, there might be a guy there.

03:46:48.680 --> 03:47:11.100
That would be scary.

03:47:11.100 --> 03:47:12.100
Good job, Blue.

03:47:41.100 --> 03:47:43.860
Swing away blue swing away

03:47:45.900 --> 03:47:48.180
Holy shit, we fucking

03:47:52.860 --> 03:47:58.860
Oh my god, why would I done refund that Kevlar where we are 92 we're okay

03:48:00.820 --> 03:48:05.280
Holy shit, what do you mean we bro? Did you not see me get that fucking awesome kill?

03:48:11.100 --> 03:48:17.540
No, I can't really blame you for not looking at the screen and I haven't done much of value

03:48:17.540 --> 03:48:24.020
in a minute, but...

03:48:24.020 --> 03:48:30.300
Why?

03:48:30.300 --> 03:48:37.820
I got a feeling Rose creep in that back here that lets me out here to get a position

03:48:37.820 --> 03:48:40.980
on ramp. What the frick did I tell you?

03:48:40.980 --> 03:48:43.980
Dark Yellow!

03:48:51.980 --> 03:48:56.980
Who got the damn bomb, man? It ain't me, babe!

03:48:59.980 --> 03:49:03.980
Huge W smoke. Molly heaven.

03:49:03.980 --> 03:49:13.120
Literally I run this town did you hear the size of that fucking explosion bro another one

03:49:13.120 --> 03:49:20.980
Whatever W bait W bait

03:49:20.980 --> 03:49:30.600
That means you put it down the ladder too high to get over too low to get under bro

03:49:30.600 --> 03:49:44.480
Fuck it. Fuck it. We ball.

03:49:44.480 --> 03:49:49.960
We actually did so much better, man. We did so much fucking better.

03:49:49.960 --> 03:49:52.760
And then fuck this up inside.

03:49:52.760 --> 03:50:00.520
They'll never see it coming.

03:50:00.520 --> 03:50:10.760
Anyone watching ramp?

03:50:10.760 --> 03:50:15.760
The fella?

03:50:15.760 --> 03:50:20.960
Mods?

03:50:20.960 --> 03:50:21.960
You know what?

03:50:21.960 --> 03:50:23.960
Here's one for your little friend

03:50:36.520 --> 03:50:41.000
Chock-a-na baby Chock-a-na mother fucker man

03:50:51.960 --> 03:51:01.340
Damn, he's fucking quick with it, too.

03:51:01.340 --> 03:51:08.000
I don't know where to go, man.

03:51:08.000 --> 03:51:12.960
Definitely won't be expecting this.

03:51:12.960 --> 03:51:18.120
Oh, shit!

03:51:18.120 --> 03:51:24.280
Oh shit, are you fucking kidding me, bro?

03:51:24.280 --> 03:51:31.760
I'm a barbarian, I'm Conan, you know, she's always saying shit like that, bro.

03:51:31.760 --> 03:51:33.960
She's always saying shit like that.

03:51:33.960 --> 03:51:41.960
No, no, no, I know exactly what we do here.

03:51:41.960 --> 03:51:44.360
That was actually kind of crazy.

03:51:44.360 --> 03:51:46.960
I mean, I had six damage after five rounds.

03:51:46.960 --> 03:51:52.960
Ghibli, we need to bring back low-ranked Unxies. You just got to tank your elo a little bit more. I know you've been trying.

03:51:59.960 --> 03:52:03.960
Literally, that's probably like 20 damage to five individuals in there.

03:52:16.960 --> 03:52:20.960
Russian

03:52:28.960 --> 03:52:32.960
Folded, one shot, one kill

03:52:46.960 --> 03:52:48.960
Thanks y'all.

03:52:48.960 --> 03:52:50.960
Oh, but I was feeling myself.

03:52:50.960 --> 03:52:52.960
I was moving a little different than I've had.

03:52:52.960 --> 03:52:54.960
I was moving with no trepidation.

03:52:54.960 --> 03:52:56.960
I was moving with no trepidation.

03:53:12.960 --> 03:53:14.960
Sounds broke, guys.

03:53:14.960 --> 03:53:18.400
One second. W team.

03:53:18.400 --> 03:53:27.400
Chibley, did you see they added a new bug that causes your game to lose audio?

03:53:27.400 --> 03:53:34.400
Yes, it's so crazy to me.

03:53:34.400 --> 03:53:39.600
Honestly, I think I might, well, hang on.

03:53:39.600 --> 03:53:42.600
No, dude, let's go beast mode and use Augs outside.

03:54:04.760 --> 03:54:06.000
Hey, purple, I got this, man.

03:54:09.600 --> 03:54:14.600
Oh shit

03:54:19.200 --> 03:54:21.200
That went bad

03:54:21.920 --> 03:54:23.920
What the hell happens?

03:54:25.800 --> 03:54:33.380
Hmm 55 and two not too bad though and we're back. I'm literally top-fragging if you average it over the last three rounds

03:54:39.600 --> 03:54:50.480
I mean, it grows on our team at 8700 Elo and I'm logging in.

03:54:50.480 --> 03:54:56.480
Do you ever think about that?

03:54:56.480 --> 03:54:59.720
I'm the guy who goes heaven, though.

03:54:59.720 --> 03:55:02.560
Okay, alright.

03:55:02.560 --> 03:55:03.560
You know what?

03:55:03.560 --> 03:55:06.560
You're rushing, I understand.

03:55:06.560 --> 03:55:12.560
Tell us they've opened Squeaky.

03:55:12.560 --> 03:55:18.560
I don't believe that they went down.

03:55:18.560 --> 03:55:22.560
What the hell?

03:55:22.560 --> 03:55:25.560
Screenshot saved?

03:55:25.560 --> 03:55:30.560
Did I tell it to do that?

03:55:30.560 --> 03:55:35.560
Sneezed halfway through there.

03:55:35.560 --> 03:55:40.560
X-Box shut down. Imagine.

03:55:44.560 --> 03:55:48.560
Please land some shots. I literally did, I bet I did 30 in two.

03:55:57.560 --> 03:56:00.560
He landed a screenshot.

03:56:00.560 --> 03:56:04.560
15.

03:56:04.560 --> 03:56:08.560
Nice trash.

03:56:08.560 --> 03:56:12.560
16 and 1. AKA, 32 and 2.

03:56:16.440 --> 03:56:20.560
I'm thinking it's mag 7

03:56:20.560 --> 03:56:24.560
ramp season.

03:56:24.560 --> 03:56:33.600
Let's go!

03:56:33.600 --> 03:56:37.920
Imagine if that guy didn't ruin my life by standing still for .01 seconds at the start

03:56:37.920 --> 03:56:38.920
of the match.

03:56:38.920 --> 03:56:42.160
It's literally my spot, bro.

03:56:42.160 --> 03:56:45.400
That's the spot I picked in my head without telling anybody.

03:56:45.400 --> 03:56:47.400
Okay, fine.

03:56:47.400 --> 03:56:48.400
Yeah, sure.

03:56:48.400 --> 03:56:53.040
Boy, you take the gun, you earned it.

03:56:53.040 --> 03:57:02.040
What was that?

03:57:02.040 --> 03:57:08.040
Yeah, I don't think so, kid.

03:57:08.040 --> 03:57:12.040
Grab his gun.

03:57:12.040 --> 03:57:22.040
No!

03:57:22.040 --> 03:57:26.980
There was an odd I didn't want the odd. I wanted green's Galileo a our connection

03:57:30.320 --> 03:57:32.320
Did you see that mag seven shot

03:57:33.260 --> 03:57:40.180
He got slumped man, but it was merciful because it was like before his his brain could tell his body there was somebody there

03:57:42.440 --> 03:57:44.440
Watch this

03:57:52.040 --> 03:58:04.160
I think I got time to pee before this round ends.

03:58:04.160 --> 03:58:05.160
Probably not if I sit down.

03:58:05.160 --> 03:58:09.800
Damn, he had no idea, man.

03:58:09.800 --> 03:58:19.880
Sure, he's a jolly broger until he answers for his crimes.

03:58:19.880 --> 03:58:26.880
Another disaster class? I'm literally at 100% win rate and having fun. Which is the true end game of video games.

03:58:29.880 --> 03:58:30.880
You ever think about that?

03:58:36.880 --> 03:58:37.880
Oh, shit.

03:58:39.880 --> 03:58:44.880
Oh, that would have been awesome, though. That would have been awesome.

03:58:49.880 --> 03:59:12.260
Okay, that's pretty good.

03:59:12.260 --> 03:59:19.200
David Byrne ordering breakfast, scones, is what I wanna eat.

03:59:19.200 --> 03:59:27.960
So I'll guess that I'll order scones, okay that was almost awesome though.

03:59:27.960 --> 03:59:32.520
I got scones.

03:59:32.520 --> 03:59:40.760
I will place them jam upon the scones.

03:59:40.760 --> 03:59:44.440
Maybe he was right when he said the less we talk about it the better though.

03:59:44.440 --> 03:59:47.520
Could be good man.

03:59:47.520 --> 03:59:51.840
I mean, if Macaulay Culkin could do a Velvet Underground tribute group just based around pizza,

03:59:51.840 --> 03:59:56.640
surely we could do a Talking Heads tribute group based around British baked goods.

03:59:58.880 --> 04:00:00.560
Yeah, it's alright bro, take your time.

04:00:08.560 --> 04:00:10.400
I hear steps behind me, they're going to ramp.

04:00:15.600 --> 04:00:17.440
That was aura, obviously.

04:00:17.520 --> 04:00:35.520
of

04:00:35.520 --> 04:00:42.520
fast peak from the distance

04:00:42.520 --> 04:00:57.040
Oh, yeah, I'll swap for that any day of the week.

04:00:57.040 --> 04:01:08.920
Our rate's lower than it's ever been.

04:01:08.920 --> 04:01:09.920
This time I'm going ramp.

04:01:09.920 --> 04:01:11.480
I'm going to hit that headshot ramp.

04:01:11.480 --> 04:01:17.720
gonna win. I'm going Matt Hasselbeck. Stop making fun of my username I have to

04:01:17.720 --> 04:01:20.080
change it.

04:01:25.520 --> 04:01:28.360
That's book.

04:01:31.080 --> 04:01:34.560
That's mouse sign.

04:01:34.560 --> 04:01:44.800
Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, I was looking at chat.

04:01:44.800 --> 04:01:55.120
We push these, push the advantage.

04:01:55.120 --> 04:01:56.120
Bombs down Chofi.

04:01:56.120 --> 04:01:57.120
No, no big deal.

04:01:57.120 --> 04:01:58.120
No big deal here.

04:01:58.120 --> 04:02:05.120
No, no big deal, no big deal, yeah.

04:02:05.120 --> 04:02:08.120
Come on.

04:02:08.120 --> 04:02:16.120
They're gonna be like, don't go ramp, the demon's there, the deep and they're right.

04:02:16.120 --> 04:02:19.120
The demon's me.

04:02:19.120 --> 04:02:25.120
Damn! Over a 1.0 KDR!

04:02:25.120 --> 04:02:27.120
Have one on me brother.

04:02:36.400 --> 04:02:39.520
Joanna Newsom mentioned. It's kind of pissing me off.

04:02:42.160 --> 04:02:44.160
Let's table this conversation for now.

04:02:55.120 --> 04:02:57.120
Good show, bro.

04:03:08.560 --> 04:03:11.360
Only two fellas remain. I love this. We hold the angle.

04:03:13.600 --> 04:03:14.320
Now we push.

04:03:17.040 --> 04:03:18.320
Obviously we push, bro.

04:03:19.680 --> 04:03:23.200
Bombs down somewhere. Do I look like I fucking give a fuck?

04:03:25.120 --> 04:03:32.120
These are video games, bro, not school.

04:03:32.120 --> 04:03:35.120
Mods.

04:03:35.120 --> 04:03:41.120
Oh, shit.

04:03:41.120 --> 04:03:49.120
Anyway, long story short, when did we decide that Have One On Me was a more important album than Ease, man?

04:03:49.120 --> 04:03:52.120
I'm an Ease fella. I'm an Ease man.

04:03:52.120 --> 04:03:56.680
As an easeman I hope you don't mind if I wax Cosmia to you as an easeman would

04:03:56.680 --> 04:04:01.620
I hope you don't mind that I quote Emily reference the melancholy friendship and

04:04:01.620 --> 04:04:05.120
platonic love of a song such as Monkey and Bear

04:04:05.120 --> 04:04:08.120
Can you get the fuck out of the way I'm clutching up bro!

04:04:22.120 --> 04:04:43.080
and the ship y'all really I don't even know where to go man this shit open yep

04:04:43.080 --> 04:04:53.080
what the fuck got him i got an idea

04:04:53.080 --> 04:05:16.560
They say at least I had the fucking nuts to get in there, bro.

04:05:16.560 --> 04:05:18.600
We're popping off.

04:05:18.600 --> 04:05:21.640
Purple, get your head in the fucking game.

04:05:21.640 --> 04:05:22.480
Oh my God.

04:05:27.400 --> 04:05:28.560
Do not get the op?

04:05:29.920 --> 04:05:30.860
Too late, brother.

04:05:30.860 --> 04:05:31.900
Lime green.

04:05:36.800 --> 04:05:38.040
Like my sleep score.

04:05:38.040 --> 04:05:52.400
Oh, so it's over.

04:05:52.400 --> 04:05:57.120
It's fucking over, bro.

04:05:57.120 --> 04:05:58.560
We won again.

04:05:58.560 --> 04:06:00.760
We won again!

04:06:00.760 --> 04:06:01.760
And I deserved it!

04:06:01.760 --> 04:06:02.760
What do you mean, the MIA?

04:06:02.760 --> 04:06:05.000
Did you not see me clutch up?

04:06:05.000 --> 04:06:06.000
No!

04:06:06.000 --> 04:06:07.000
I'm sorry!

04:06:07.000 --> 04:06:13.000
I might be playing it for laps but I was not the MIA. I went crazy.

04:06:20.000 --> 04:06:25.000
Zero assists. Alright, no one got mad at like Maurice Richard for that kind of stat line.

04:06:29.000 --> 04:06:31.000
I gotta go pee so bad. I'll be right back.

04:06:37.000 --> 04:06:39.060
you

04:07:07.000 --> 04:07:09.060
you

04:07:37.000 --> 04:07:39.060
you

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Need some amaliz

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You know what I'm talking about yeah, I sat down I said honestly I feel like I'm enjoying the sit-down meta, man

04:08:29.080 --> 04:08:34.680
I was not gambling I grabbed the two skins out of my weekly crape drop holy shit, bro

04:08:34.680 --> 04:08:38.440
I'm, I'm eagle with two arrows.

04:08:38.440 --> 04:08:46.440
Corey, Corey, I'd be, I'd be a little scared if I were you, Corey.

04:08:46.440 --> 04:08:51.720
Chad, should I buy sorrows?

04:08:51.720 --> 04:08:56.600
Why do you sound like the new general manager of the Toronto Maple Leafs as soon as July

04:08:56.600 --> 04:08:58.800
1st free agency comes around?

04:08:58.800 --> 04:09:01.720
He's not leaving Nashville, man.

04:09:01.720 --> 04:09:02.720
He's not leaving.

04:09:02.720 --> 04:09:05.640
So they traded Asgharov, right?

04:09:05.640 --> 04:09:11.720
They might have traded Asgharov, I can't remember.

04:09:11.720 --> 04:09:13.040
Yeah, they got rid of him.

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All right, all right, all right.

04:09:18.240 --> 04:09:23.200
Yeah, Housemark goaded.

04:09:23.200 --> 04:09:24.480
Can I say something?

04:09:24.480 --> 04:09:29.160
I think that they make good games, but I don't like them.

04:09:29.160 --> 04:09:32.560
I played Returnal for like 90 minutes and I was like, this seems like one of the

04:09:32.560 --> 04:09:46.480
best games that I do not like. I have an issue with three-dimensional roguelikes, to be honest.

04:09:46.480 --> 04:09:52.940
Two-dimensional roguelikes like Enter the Gungeon. My brain can process the shooting and the dodging

04:09:52.940 --> 04:09:59.860
very easily. Three-dimensional, I'm just like, what am I doing here, man? What am I doing

04:09:59.860 --> 04:10:09.980
here? What about risk of rain too? Would somebody like to illuminate for the new heads in chat

04:10:09.980 --> 04:10:25.140
my thoughts on Risk of Rain too. He loves it, he loves it, you love it, he loves it, he loves

04:10:25.140 --> 04:10:30.020
it. Change username, that's true. I gotta think of one though. Based on the movies I've been

04:10:30.020 --> 04:10:43.340
watching I mean dude Fred from brief encounter would be a crazy name I don't

04:10:43.340 --> 04:10:46.700
think of who else could be you could always be Ryan from 9 to 2 a little

04:10:46.700 --> 04:11:06.500
Cleo from five to seven reference. Fred Fox would be funny. Too funny for me. I'm afraid.

04:11:06.500 --> 04:11:17.180
Canadian Tire. Libertarian Canadian Tire. I've got to think about that. VIP Daniel, Tim Hortons

04:11:17.180 --> 04:11:21.460
has been pissing me off for a long time but they're really starting to piss me off with

04:11:21.460 --> 04:11:27.920
their new model of just constantly doing a collaboration at all times and every single

04:11:27.920 --> 04:11:33.100
collaboration is with Ryan Reynolds. Even McDonald's, it takes a lot for me to say this, even

04:11:33.100 --> 04:11:38.380
McDonald's is pissing me off because it's like it used to be hey there's a

04:11:38.380 --> 04:11:43.940
there's a BTS meal and then there's no collab and then a few months later it's

04:11:43.940 --> 04:11:48.100
the grimace shake now it's just I I go to McDonald's they got 18 different

04:11:48.100 --> 04:11:57.100
collabs going at the same time man I would like to play I'd like to play

04:11:57.100 --> 04:12:03.900
Nuke again? No, I'd like to play Inferno. Too late, y'all.

04:12:03.900 --> 04:12:07.980
You may not know, but what's the Vancouver meta for hotels that are under 400 bucks? I

04:12:07.980 --> 04:12:13.140
have some horrible news. Guy who's from Vancouver. I read an article that Vancouver has the

04:12:13.140 --> 04:12:19.100
same number of hotel rooms in 2026 that it did in 2002. Basically, hotel rooms are insanely

04:12:19.100 --> 04:12:24.540
expensive here. And if you find one that is like, I don't know, like 200 bucks or

04:12:24.540 --> 04:12:34.580
less be very suspicious because like there's some busted hotels in Vancouver

04:12:34.580 --> 04:12:45.180
oh wait this is a Scientology any percent I had a friend come to Vancouver don't

04:12:45.180 --> 04:12:49.540
don't don't attack me please don't attack me I'm trying to find the Tom

04:12:49.540 --> 04:12:55.540
cruise suite that's literally as good as it gets that's as good as it gets right

04:12:55.540 --> 04:13:00.180
there that's a hundred percent he stayed in a chain hotel that was on

04:13:00.180 --> 04:13:05.340
Granville Street I went to his room and I was like with a whole hotel it smelled

04:13:05.340 --> 04:13:10.580
so bad the second I walked into the lobby of the hotel that I instantly got

04:13:10.580 --> 04:13:18.020
a headache like it was it was just crazy like I was so moldy and mildewy

04:13:18.300 --> 04:13:21.320
Like through they permeated the entire building

04:13:27.900 --> 04:13:29.900
Ready for this

04:13:33.460 --> 04:13:38.420
It just works come on come on come on

04:13:38.420 --> 04:13:50.740
Oh boy! Oh no, you're good. You're in comms probably. You're probably in comms.

04:13:50.740 --> 04:14:03.220
I'm moaned when I drank the water there. Honestly, that's real. Sometimes it hits.

04:14:03.220 --> 04:14:21.180
He stood still, he planted his feet and clicked ahead man.

04:14:21.180 --> 04:14:22.620
Why is water so goaded?

04:14:22.620 --> 04:14:24.540
It isn't even that good.

04:14:24.540 --> 04:14:26.660
What a shot.

04:14:26.660 --> 04:14:30.060
Oh, why the knife?

04:14:30.060 --> 04:14:32.940
Wrong?

04:14:32.940 --> 04:14:41.900
It's fine, like it's not bad, like I wouldn't go that crazy, but it's certainly not the

04:14:41.900 --> 04:14:52.420
best tasting beverage, that's insane.

04:14:52.420 --> 04:14:55.780
Not that good until 10.32pm on a Tuesday evening after you've been on the couch for

04:14:55.780 --> 04:14:56.780
three hours?

04:14:56.780 --> 04:15:00.740
Sorry, Chibli, I wouldn't know what that's like, I have a child.

04:15:00.740 --> 04:15:03.380
How do you feel about that?

04:15:03.380 --> 04:15:12.100
Kind of just won the argument by, uh, by reproducing, huh?

04:15:12.100 --> 04:15:16.340
Oh, obviously I won't be walking out into that.

04:15:16.340 --> 04:15:21.540
I'm above, uh, I'm above 5,000 now.

04:15:21.540 --> 04:15:27.580
Above 5,000 elo, we don't walk out into the spray.

04:15:27.580 --> 04:15:47.100
I literally headshot him. How is he alive bro? He's got one hell of a headache!

04:15:47.100 --> 04:15:51.820
Even a man who shares a world of differences may find common ground among the plains. Oh

04:15:51.820 --> 04:16:05.260
it. You're kind of talking like Liv Schreiber and the daytrippers, chibby. Swagged up on

04:16:05.260 --> 04:16:17.580
him a little bit. Did you just call me a lib? No, if anything, he's like a monarchist.

04:16:17.580 --> 04:16:19.580
No armor greater than son

04:16:30.160 --> 04:16:35.980
Yeah, sure no problem bro now I'll be late to mid and get killed and my teammates are gonna call me a slur in all chat bro

04:16:37.660 --> 04:16:41.060
Stop getting gout with the scouts and save a spot for the up

04:16:47.580 --> 04:16:59.580
Wait for it.

04:16:59.580 --> 04:17:16.820
Wait for it.

04:17:16.820 --> 04:17:18.820
I have the ball.

04:17:18.820 --> 04:17:19.820
Holy shit, we fucking won.

04:17:25.820 --> 04:17:26.820
Oh.

04:17:33.820 --> 04:17:34.820
What do you mean we?

04:17:34.820 --> 04:17:36.820
Did you see my fucking shot, man?

04:17:36.820 --> 04:17:39.820
Did you see my shot?

04:17:46.820 --> 04:17:57.860
When you get to the spot with no gun out.

04:17:57.860 --> 04:18:03.220
So they don't even do shit mid.

04:18:03.220 --> 04:18:05.340
He reloads and I kill him.

04:18:05.340 --> 04:18:06.340
What?

04:18:06.340 --> 04:18:09.740
Okay, well obviously we don't go that way.

04:18:09.740 --> 04:18:15.500
We wait for them to cross and we kill them.

04:18:15.500 --> 04:18:22.180
letting our bomb get deeper and deeper into A. I have a hundred percent belief

04:18:22.180 --> 04:18:29.180
this plan is going to work. They're gonna be like, he moved.

04:18:29.620 --> 04:18:33.220
Maybe they moved.

04:18:33.220 --> 04:18:39.220
Bombs down. It's our time to peek.

04:18:39.220 --> 04:18:44.220
I just go back to spawn, y'all.

04:18:44.220 --> 04:18:47.220
Wait, green popped off?

04:18:47.220 --> 04:18:51.220
Activating the bomb.

04:18:51.220 --> 04:18:55.220
The bomb has been cleared.

04:18:55.220 --> 04:19:00.220
The moment you drop the angle,

04:19:00.220 --> 04:19:18.620
It's always in the last place you look bro.

04:19:18.620 --> 04:19:19.620
I'm getting pretty good.

04:19:19.620 --> 04:19:20.620
I'm getting pretty good.

04:19:20.620 --> 04:19:22.580
I'm getting pretty good at the game.

04:19:22.580 --> 04:19:24.140
I'm pretty good at the game.

04:19:34.620 --> 04:19:35.860
They can hear the scope.

04:19:38.260 --> 04:19:39.700
I can hear you using.

04:19:41.580 --> 04:19:44.060
Stop body blocking me bro, I'm gonna freak out.

04:19:46.380 --> 04:19:48.460
They need a good guy with the op to stop a bad guy

04:19:48.460 --> 04:19:49.300
with the op.

04:19:53.460 --> 04:19:56.140
Nah, he stays killing me. Why did nobody give a fuck?

04:19:57.940 --> 04:20:01.820
Wait, they killed our purple, man. Double peek.

04:20:09.380 --> 04:20:13.620
Whoops. Flush them out and then we get one of these.

04:20:20.140 --> 04:20:22.140
Got him.

04:20:52.580 --> 04:21:02.040
I don't know where to look man.

04:21:02.040 --> 04:21:03.040
Play bomb.

04:21:03.040 --> 04:21:04.040
It's that simple.

04:21:04.040 --> 04:21:05.040
Play bomb.

04:21:05.040 --> 04:21:15.540
Dude, getting an early op kind of like getting brimstone on the basement too.

04:21:15.540 --> 04:21:34.140
Bad plant, bad plant spot, honestly, kind of a bad planting spot.

04:21:34.140 --> 04:21:35.140
Why would you plant there?

04:21:35.140 --> 04:21:37.740
You need to plant for a window, bro.

04:21:37.740 --> 04:21:38.740
That's whatever.

04:21:38.740 --> 04:21:39.740
They'll figure it out there.

04:21:39.740 --> 04:21:41.740
They'll figure it out in time.

04:21:50.240 --> 04:21:51.740
I need a new scope.

04:21:52.240 --> 04:21:53.740
A malisterine guy.

04:21:56.240 --> 04:21:57.240
Oops.

04:22:00.240 --> 04:22:02.240
Redemption. Yeah, that's Pete, bro.

04:22:02.240 --> 04:22:18.720
Oh, wait, wait, wait.

04:22:18.720 --> 04:22:19.720
Maybe Cory's right.

04:22:19.720 --> 04:22:24.160
Maybe the op is unfair.

04:22:24.160 --> 04:22:29.080
You literally just shoot them and they die.

04:22:29.080 --> 04:22:52.160
I play pit.

04:22:52.160 --> 04:22:53.160
There's only one.

04:22:53.160 --> 04:23:01.160
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

04:23:01.160 --> 04:23:09.160
Sheesh. And we planted and we planted

04:23:09.160 --> 04:23:24.080
Salt and vinegar or barbecue chips? Miss Vickie's were going salt and vinegar any day of the week,

04:23:24.080 --> 04:23:29.160
but the vinegar better be malted, bro. Lays? Now I'm a barbecue stan, personally.

04:23:29.160 --> 04:23:44.220
All right, that was awesome. At first, everybody got the AWP. They saw that around and they

04:23:44.220 --> 04:23:53.900
went, wait a second. Give me that. There's a gun that kills in one shot in this game?

04:23:53.900 --> 04:24:04.900
Yeah, bro. Yeah, it kills in one shot. It's called the op. It costs $30 million.

04:24:12.900 --> 04:24:14.900
Wait, we might be unstoppable.

04:24:14.900 --> 04:24:24.900
W's breaking stuff, what the, why would you kill him?

04:24:24.900 --> 04:24:34.900
Damn, we really do have three ops.

04:24:34.900 --> 04:24:49.540
Oh, move move bro

04:24:57.540 --> 04:24:59.540
My jumps

04:25:04.900 --> 04:25:14.900
Motherfucker man.

04:25:14.900 --> 04:25:31.260
Take the AWP it's the Mids OP.

04:25:31.260 --> 04:25:46.620
with bomb my team was right behind me. Speaking of which, that's a smoke screen. Now we don't

04:25:46.620 --> 04:25:53.620
go banana. Does anyone know where to go on this map? That's not banana.

04:26:01.460 --> 04:26:08.460
I just go banana. Guys, could I get the spawn as close as to the door? So that I can get

04:26:08.580 --> 04:26:15.580
mid and get 4k with my op again?

04:26:16.620 --> 04:26:25.280
9 times out of 10 that gets a kill.

04:26:25.280 --> 04:26:31.780
Fuck.

04:26:31.780 --> 04:26:39.300
I got you orange.

04:26:39.300 --> 04:27:08.300
noise at banana. Counter strafing mid. Nothing. Mollying patio. Squeaks jumping apartments.

04:27:08.300 --> 04:27:10.300
They didn't my team didn't tell me I'm last man standing

04:27:14.140 --> 04:27:16.140
All right lock in lock in

04:27:18.380 --> 04:27:23.380
Damn Justin you see I got a fork. I got a four kill implant. I got a 4k implant

04:27:26.140 --> 04:27:31.600
And then I've just been buying the op every single round ever since but it's literally not my fault because somebody on my fucking team is two and seven

04:27:38.300 --> 04:27:45.300
Yeah, got him.

04:27:54.060 --> 04:28:01.060
Confidence. Now I lock in.

04:28:01.140 --> 04:28:06.540
Purple watch out.

04:28:06.540 --> 04:28:07.380
Steps mid.

04:28:09.060 --> 04:28:10.500
I'm practicing comms.

04:28:14.300 --> 04:28:15.660
Bro, we got no one banana.

04:28:16.620 --> 04:28:18.100
Who's watching the flank?

04:28:28.780 --> 04:28:30.500
Must have been the wind type shit.

04:28:34.100 --> 04:28:35.500
You turn, I get this guy.

04:28:36.540 --> 04:28:52.540
I'll throw in a flashback.

04:28:52.540 --> 04:28:53.540
Signs.

04:28:53.540 --> 04:28:56.540
Fucking signs type shot.

04:28:56.540 --> 04:29:02.500
Just saw he did the corner of his leg disappear behind a fucking stalk of corn

04:29:08.080 --> 04:29:13.380
He said shot instead of shit because it was a fucking shot bro like from M. Night Shyamalan signs

04:29:18.460 --> 04:29:20.460
It was a shot from signs

04:29:20.460 --> 04:29:44.460
Don't say bomb in those children there's millennials here bro okay I'm going to that hole

04:29:44.460 --> 04:29:46.460
Or I lost.

04:29:49.820 --> 04:29:52.620
Sorry. Loud walking because I wanted to check the scoreboard.

04:30:05.340 --> 04:30:10.460
I'm looking left out of mid. Let's do this green. Three, two, one.

04:30:10.460 --> 04:30:34.440
He's there oh I thought he had him what happened they clutched up we were up like five one

04:30:34.440 --> 04:30:45.620
You stop buying op I'm penny smart and dollar dumb bro I'm broke

04:30:45.620 --> 04:31:03.220
you guys see that? can't even afford the fucking op man scout is kind of like an

04:31:03.220 --> 04:31:10.220
off

04:31:10.220 --> 04:31:17.220
eagle is like an off that's true

04:31:17.220 --> 04:31:23.220
the worst case scenario seven five ain't that bad

04:31:23.220 --> 04:31:28.560
kind of a loser way to start thinking about the game but

04:31:28.560 --> 04:31:50.400
love that. Okay, I've been killed. I jumped without bending my knees. Oh, that was clean

04:31:50.400 --> 04:31:52.400
No, who was that? That was yellow?

04:31:57.080 --> 04:32:04.060
Chad did he win that new game? Not only did we win and we won it easily. I'm not even trolling. Oh come on pull the knife out kid

04:32:20.400 --> 04:32:27.400
Mr. MIA said easily? I literally got two MVPs.

04:32:27.400 --> 04:32:48.400
got two MVPs.

04:32:48.400 --> 04:32:49.400
It's not toxic.

04:32:49.400 --> 04:32:53.900
I was trying to bait the opposition into giving up peekers advantage, thus giving my teammate

04:32:53.900 --> 04:32:54.900
a boost.

04:32:58.900 --> 04:32:59.900
Are we Russian, then?

04:32:59.900 --> 04:33:02.900
Or are we doing sneaky-peaky-like?

04:33:05.900 --> 04:33:06.900
Okay, who?

04:33:06.900 --> 04:33:08.900
I think noobs love to play banana,

04:33:08.900 --> 04:33:10.900
so I'm not gonna play banana.

04:33:10.900 --> 04:33:11.900
I'm gonna play pit.

04:33:16.900 --> 04:33:19.900
Yellow, I gotta be so fucking for real with you.

04:33:19.900 --> 04:33:21.900
You really wanna get promoted?

04:33:21.900 --> 04:33:23.900
Let's go, let's go!

04:33:23.900 --> 04:33:25.900
I knew it.

04:33:25.900 --> 04:33:27.900
It's really slow.

04:33:33.900 --> 04:33:35.900
Ah, fuck.

04:33:36.900 --> 04:33:38.900
Ah, fuck.

04:33:38.900 --> 04:33:57.780
They're everywhere, man.

04:33:57.780 --> 04:33:58.780
John Wick.

04:33:58.780 --> 04:33:59.780
Got him.

04:33:59.780 --> 04:34:01.780
Got mine.

04:34:01.780 --> 04:34:05.540
Now we can lower the heart rate.

04:34:05.540 --> 04:34:25.980
the exhales. We clutch up. Oh if I could click, my finger wasn't strong enough to click faster

04:34:25.980 --> 04:34:27.980
or he'd be dead.

04:34:33.980 --> 04:34:35.980
Swag 7, no armor apartments.

04:34:37.980 --> 04:34:39.980
Strong alphabet earnings report.

04:34:41.980 --> 04:34:43.980
That's huge.

04:34:43.980 --> 04:34:45.980
Honestly.

04:34:47.980 --> 04:34:51.980
I mean, it's been a good month on YouTube because you're slay this pirate too, so that's probably a big part of it.

04:34:51.980 --> 04:34:56.160
I'd have to say honestly it's I don't want to get accused of insider trading

04:34:56.160 --> 04:34:58.840
But the slay this fire two videos have been I've been doing pretty well

04:34:59.560 --> 04:35:01.560
It's probably a big part of it

04:35:07.080 --> 04:35:09.080
I don't think they went this way man

04:35:15.620 --> 04:35:17.760
I'm why am I playing this like it's halo

04:35:21.980 --> 04:35:27.980
Translate STS-2 to Chinese, you'll go platinum. I'm literally just going to learn Mandarin.

04:35:39.980 --> 04:35:43.980
Let's take classes together. No, I'm taking classes with my wife. You should take classes with your wife.

04:35:51.980 --> 04:35:56.100
He's on some John Wick shit, man.

04:35:56.100 --> 04:36:00.660
He's on some John Marston shit, bro.

04:36:00.660 --> 04:36:06.660
Nice try, nice try, King.

04:36:06.660 --> 04:36:10.620
In my head, I was like, we got time for one more.

04:36:10.620 --> 04:36:13.740
No, the fuck we don't, bro.

04:36:13.740 --> 04:36:16.740
Look at the time.

04:36:16.740 --> 04:36:24.860
is 138 we don't have we all got time for one more

04:36:24.860 --> 04:36:36.940
I was gonna say we do have time tomorrow but we got some hell are we doing tomorrow some

04:36:36.940 --> 04:36:43.700
kind of multiplayer stuff that Kate set up it's not the birdwatching game it might be

04:36:43.700 --> 04:36:50.740
a game it might be a one versus three asymmetric multiplayer game

04:36:53.020 --> 04:36:56.260
headshot

04:37:05.180 --> 04:37:12.620
I thought that was the one did you ever do this you ever lean back and massage

04:37:12.620 --> 04:37:17.300
your eyebrows it kind of feels good as fuck it's kind of a very neurotypical

04:37:17.300 --> 04:37:22.780
thing to do especially of when you do this a little bit of like you had like

04:37:22.780 --> 04:37:27.500
some dried skin or something in there and it kind of like pops out and you get

04:37:27.500 --> 04:37:32.460
like a sense of relief from it it's kind of awesome I actually do do that

04:37:32.460 --> 04:37:36.860
Lamal it feels so fucking good especially I mean I don't have hair man I

04:37:36.860 --> 04:37:40.140
I don't have a hair. I think this is as good as it gets for me

04:37:42.020 --> 04:37:44.020
That was that was actually a great try

04:38:01.940 --> 04:38:03.940
I mean

04:38:06.860 --> 04:38:20.380
oh shit he had to do something yeah he had a lot to work with oh man I think I

04:38:20.380 --> 04:38:23.580
should just stay in the pit man

04:38:23.580 --> 04:38:40.700
I mean, as long as yellow is still holding it down at the bottom, we don't really care,

04:38:40.700 --> 04:38:41.700
but...

04:38:41.700 --> 04:38:46.700
Okay, I guess I'll play patio then.

04:38:46.700 --> 04:39:07.620
I've lost all confidence.

04:39:07.620 --> 04:39:13.700
We need to lean forward and clutch up.

04:39:13.700 --> 04:39:16.100
Start sitting like a guy who's good at counter strike.

04:39:16.100 --> 04:39:29.580
the neck. Bombs banana, we rotate through spawn, just in style. W, that's an improvement

04:39:29.580 --> 04:39:50.740
already. It's already paying dividends, man. You inspired me to reinstall Counter-Strike

04:39:50.740 --> 04:39:55.500
then I realized I'm on the same skill level as you. It literally doesn't matter. I don't

04:39:55.500 --> 04:40:03.240
know at some point you ever seem like your mom play video games she'll just

04:40:03.240 --> 04:40:09.540
play like purple place man you know why she's playing purple place just needs a

04:40:09.540 --> 04:40:18.180
little break from the day-to-day fucking drudgery man and it's it's got a

04:40:18.180 --> 04:40:27.180
a certain appeal to them. Well, there's no way I'm getting the pit, man.

04:40:27.180 --> 04:40:34.900
Nice try for me. I'm going to give myself a nice try on that one. What I'm trying to

04:40:34.900 --> 04:40:37.820
say is it's okay to have fun, man.

04:40:37.820 --> 04:40:39.820
I

04:40:45.080 --> 04:40:49.340
Died librarian. Thank you for saying them out of that comment. I was laughing my ass off

04:40:49.340 --> 04:40:52.540
I wasn't gonna get baited into replying but for a first-time chat message

04:40:52.980 --> 04:40:56.700
No, man, they're called they're calling my mom rich because she played purple place

04:40:59.940 --> 04:41:04.220
I mean she was like doing pretty well it's not cuz of purple place like oh

04:41:05.620 --> 04:41:07.620
Shit

04:41:07.820 --> 04:41:20.060
Who did that?

04:41:20.060 --> 04:41:28.060
They had a kid, okay.

04:41:28.060 --> 04:41:29.060
Pidget toy down.

04:41:29.060 --> 04:41:33.220
How did you know it was my Kirkland Signature sparkling style water?

04:41:37.820 --> 04:41:43.020
I'm all good good. I lost all sounds

04:41:45.340 --> 04:41:47.340
That should be helpful while I op here

04:41:57.500 --> 04:42:01.900
Or are you in up you're not even in apartments, well, that's horrible news for me

04:42:01.900 --> 04:42:08.900
What are you doing, man?

04:42:08.900 --> 04:42:13.900
I'm scared.

04:42:13.900 --> 04:42:23.900
Maybe I'll be better without sound, though.

04:42:23.900 --> 04:42:26.900
So far, so good.

04:42:26.900 --> 04:42:36.900
He's planting, bro.

04:42:36.900 --> 04:42:48.180
Save round.

04:42:48.180 --> 04:42:58.900
imagine that bitch kind of beeping at me right now if I had the guess yeah okay

04:42:58.900 --> 04:43:06.740
give me a second here I feel like I kind of did I did all right considering the

04:43:06.740 --> 04:43:10.460
circumstances if I may say so

04:43:18.180 --> 04:43:22.180
Hmm, but I would like to buy an AWP. Oh, it can't be done, man.

04:43:22.180 --> 04:43:26.180
We don't buy for next. We gotta stop them from getting to 12.

04:43:26.180 --> 04:43:28.180
Hmm.

04:43:28.180 --> 04:43:30.180
Blade Yellow kinda clutched up, too.

04:43:34.180 --> 04:43:37.180
Yellow's in the damn walls already.

04:43:39.180 --> 04:43:41.180
Yep. Nice try.

04:43:41.180 --> 04:43:45.860
I was I didn't think you would have the stones to push me but then I there's

04:43:45.860 --> 04:43:48.540
nothing that we've done in this game that would inspire him to have a lack of

04:43:48.540 --> 04:43:54.100
confidence in himself so my assist thank you

04:44:00.580 --> 04:44:06.020
big news though yellow's dead so they can't pass us in damage

04:44:11.180 --> 04:44:23.740
Great shooting, man. Plus I got an assist.

04:44:23.740 --> 04:44:26.860
That's bad.

04:44:26.860 --> 04:44:28.060
That's pretty bad.

04:44:28.060 --> 04:44:30.060
I

04:44:34.980 --> 04:44:37.500
Know you buy for me yellow buy

04:44:43.780 --> 04:44:45.780
Purple purple you buy for me

04:44:48.740 --> 04:44:53.500
You're so brave for solo queueing bro, you know who's brave our nation's firefighters

04:44:53.500 --> 04:45:01.460
I'm just the guy playing a video game and the others no other streamer would tell you this

04:45:08.980 --> 04:45:16.380
You know who's brave that guy in chat earlier who said I know it's a little weird, but I like girls with short hair

04:45:17.780 --> 04:45:19.980
That guy's brave for saying that shit

04:45:23.500 --> 04:45:29.000
I'm scared maybe I am brave cuz I'm a little scared

04:45:44.520 --> 04:45:46.520
Motherfucker

04:45:46.720 --> 04:45:48.220
Whatever got mine

04:45:48.220 --> 04:45:54.220
Are you kidding me yellow? You cemented your place in the basement, man.

04:46:02.220 --> 04:46:11.220
Oh, caught looking at chat. It really isn't fair that the other people playing this game don't have like a distraction on the other monitor at all times.

04:46:11.220 --> 04:46:18.340
I mean, inevitably some of them are probably watching my stream, which is the only reason

04:46:18.340 --> 04:46:19.580
they're able to beat me, but...

04:46:19.580 --> 04:46:22.980
They have Netflix up?

04:46:22.980 --> 04:46:31.380
Nah, man, tell me why I'm watching Le Bonheur, and then my friend from college is like,

04:46:31.380 --> 04:46:34.020
Have you seen the Jake Gyllenhaal remake of Road House?

04:46:34.020 --> 04:46:35.620
Like what are we doing here, man?

04:46:44.140 --> 04:46:44.980
No!

04:46:47.140 --> 04:46:48.140
Terrorists win.

04:46:52.780 --> 04:46:54.520
The quad killer.

04:46:57.820 --> 04:47:00.440
GG, it wasn't that bad, all things considered.

04:47:01.380 --> 04:47:09.900
I once had a friend that said the white remake of Old Boy is better than the Korean one.

04:47:09.900 --> 04:47:14.860
I don't know if this was engineered in a lab to be the funniest comment of all time.

04:47:14.860 --> 04:47:20.420
Calling the American Old Boy the white remake is really funny.

04:47:20.420 --> 04:47:25.820
That's a really, really funny sentence.

04:47:25.820 --> 04:47:30.060
was workshopped for a long time. Kudos to you because that is a really good one.

04:47:38.940 --> 04:47:42.060
Close this up. I don't know. We could do the dulls for like 11 minutes or whatever.

04:47:42.060 --> 04:48:03.940
World's fastest dolls incoming.

04:48:03.940 --> 04:48:13.340
Amadeus. Those chairs fucking stink like Jeffrey Jones butthole. 100% Amadeus. That's the easiest

04:48:13.340 --> 04:48:23.220
one I've ever seen in my entire life. We go to the Daily Dozen. Michael Robinson converted

04:48:23.220 --> 04:48:30.420
to fullback and made a pro bowl while playing for this NFC West team in 2011. 49ers.

04:48:30.420 --> 04:48:40.820
After taking an SEC team, ain't that the people supposed to be investigating the Hock Tua?

04:48:40.820 --> 04:48:47.140
This big man started in place of an injured Kevin Garnett in the 2009 postseason.

04:48:47.140 --> 04:48:49.660
Andre Aguadala.

04:48:49.660 --> 04:48:56.780
Alex Cora began his 14-year career with seven seasons playing for this NOS team.

04:48:56.780 --> 04:48:58.780
San Diego Padres.

04:48:58.780 --> 04:48:59.780
Boom.

04:48:59.780 --> 04:49:02.420
Lipscomb, Belmont, Austin, P. State, and Union,

04:49:02.420 --> 04:49:05.940
are universities residing in this US state?

04:49:09.220 --> 04:49:10.600
I have absolutely no,

04:49:10.600 --> 04:49:12.620
that's the hardest geography question

04:49:12.620 --> 04:49:15.460
I've ever heard in my entire life.

04:49:15.460 --> 04:49:16.760
That's insane.

04:49:18.220 --> 04:49:19.900
The average geography question

04:49:19.900 --> 04:49:22.380
is like the United States of blank.

04:49:22.380 --> 04:49:24.560
What the hell is this?

04:49:26.420 --> 04:49:28.340
Okay, that's Ryan Seacrest.

04:49:29.780 --> 04:49:39.300
for sure. It might just be Ryan Seacrest. I think it's, I mean there's like a little

04:49:39.300 --> 04:49:52.140
Sophia Vergara in there. There's a little like, she does the Dick Clarks Rockin New Year's

04:49:52.140 --> 04:49:59.180
Eve stuff. Like there's a little Jamie Presley in there if I may.

04:49:59.180 --> 04:50:04.780
fucker all you're right that's Hillary Duff son of a bitch what pizza chain

04:50:04.780 --> 04:50:08.180
attempted to create a system in which customers could order a pizza by tweeting

04:50:08.180 --> 04:50:15.660
a pizza emoji dominoes oh thank God we're on the board this actor played Jim

04:50:15.660 --> 04:50:19.740
Hopper David

04:50:29.180 --> 04:50:33.260
Harbour, there we go.

04:50:33.260 --> 04:50:39.140
Tom Cruise and Dustin Hoffman, boom, that's Rain Man.

04:50:39.140 --> 04:50:42.580
Shut up and dance, walk the earth.

04:50:42.580 --> 04:50:43.780
Next.

04:50:43.780 --> 04:50:50.220
Walk the moon, whatever, buzz all, drain ass.

04:50:50.220 --> 04:51:05.680
Okay.

04:51:05.680 --> 04:51:06.680
Check the percentage on geography.

04:51:06.680 --> 04:51:07.680
No time.

04:51:07.680 --> 04:51:12.180
That's just for the birds.

04:51:12.180 --> 04:51:14.180
Huge.

04:51:14.180 --> 04:51:21.180
Huge catfishing be my ass today.

04:51:21.180 --> 04:51:29.180
Wait, I'm kind of insane.

04:51:29.180 --> 04:51:30.180
I'll check catfishing.

04:51:30.180 --> 04:51:33.180
It might be my favorite doll if I'm being honest.

04:51:33.180 --> 04:51:46.860
Oh, it didn't hold.

04:51:46.860 --> 04:51:56.740
Oh, geography was 43%.

04:51:56.740 --> 04:52:02.820
You know, Americans, they love a few things.

04:52:02.820 --> 04:52:11.460
of those things is college football. So I'm not surprised that an American college

04:52:11.460 --> 04:52:19.000
question got such a high percentage. They should put some Canadian college

04:52:19.000 --> 04:52:25.380
questions in here. Have some motherfuckers say, what the fuck is Dalhousie

04:52:25.380 --> 04:52:41.380
How's the university that could have been worse.

04:52:41.380 --> 04:52:51.380
You gotta do connections, man.

04:52:51.380 --> 04:53:04.220
Standing, standing room, standing ovation, standing orders,

04:53:04.220 --> 04:53:12.180
standing, I have no idea.

04:53:12.180 --> 04:53:15.140
But obviously, it's that.

04:53:15.140 --> 04:53:15.640
Wait.

04:53:18.260 --> 04:53:19.580
Hand roll.

04:53:19.580 --> 04:53:21.140
Let me think in sushi.

04:53:21.140 --> 04:53:36.140
A stage, a phase, a round, rumble, rumble, a rumble?

04:53:36.140 --> 04:53:37.820
Things thunder does, bro.

04:53:37.820 --> 04:53:40.980
Thunder clap thunder, rumbles thunder, rolls thunder, booms.

04:53:40.980 --> 04:54:03.380
An inside joke, an inside around, a level, a room, a level, a stage, and a phase.

04:54:03.380 --> 04:54:07.460
Around a room, around a level, a stage, and a phase.

04:54:07.460 --> 04:54:15.900
of a boss in a video game. Standing orders, standing ovation, standing room only, and standing

04:54:15.900 --> 04:54:21.700
joke? What is a standing joke?

04:54:21.700 --> 04:54:33.780
Tons of puppets. What's a standing joke? Don't ask me. That was my question exactly.

04:54:33.780 --> 04:54:45.140
joke. No one knows. It's a running gag. It's like a standing order is like an order that's

04:54:45.140 --> 04:54:56.900
there by the fault. A standing joke is like a joke that makes itself. Nineteenth century

04:54:56.900 --> 04:55:06.020
political riots, the 1880s in Chicago, history of social movements, mass murders in Chicago.

04:55:06.020 --> 04:55:15.940
I have no idea. The Haymarket affair. Damn cameras were good back then, man. 18th century

04:55:15.940 --> 04:55:25.620
inventions, scales in meteorology, Swedish inventions, barometer, Celsius, motherfucker.

04:55:25.620 --> 04:55:30.980
Okay, 1980s mockumentaries, I can do this.

04:55:30.980 --> 04:55:35.100
My Christopher Guest with screenplays by Michael McKean.

04:55:35.100 --> 04:55:36.100
This is Spinal Tap.

04:55:36.100 --> 04:55:41.060
And by the way, if you wrote Spinal Tap, I want you to take zero points on that.

04:55:41.060 --> 04:55:48.780
17th century inventions that were English inventions that were analog computers that

04:55:48.780 --> 04:56:00.100
with logarithms, mechanical calculators, invented in 1622, the slide to start obsolete, people

04:56:00.100 --> 04:56:07.940
still use it, probably 20th century British artists born in 1954, never gonna know it,

04:56:07.940 --> 04:56:12.140
so you just don't waste any brain power. 2000s films about time travel, we will know

04:56:12.140 --> 04:56:14.140
It

04:56:15.940 --> 04:56:19.000
Teen time loop films from two that's Donnie Darko

04:56:20.580 --> 04:56:26.560
Whom you looking for this next 16th century executions by Italian states

04:56:30.060 --> 04:56:33.820
People executed for heresy Italian occult writers

04:56:33.820 --> 04:56:39.820
Not the Alligieri?

04:56:39.820 --> 04:56:43.820
Giordano Bruno?

04:56:43.820 --> 04:56:47.820
They killed him. They killed him because he wasn't Giordano Borat.

04:56:47.820 --> 04:56:50.820
1960s comedy novels adapted into films.

04:56:50.820 --> 04:56:54.820
Novels about PTSD set during World War II.

04:56:54.820 --> 04:57:01.820
Tragic comic novels about the military-industrial complex that were adapted into films.

04:57:01.820 --> 04:57:04.500
Uh, the Doctor Strange Love.

04:57:04.500 --> 04:57:07.900
No, wait, that's not about World War II, bro.

04:57:07.900 --> 04:57:10.420
Fiction about bureaucracy.

04:57:10.420 --> 04:57:25.300
1960s comedy adapted into television shows?

04:57:25.300 --> 04:57:26.300
Smash!

04:57:26.300 --> 04:57:27.300
It's catch...

04:57:27.300 --> 04:57:29.500
Oh my God, it's catch 22.

04:57:29.500 --> 04:57:31.500
Motherfucker!

04:57:31.500 --> 04:57:36.220
1968 singles, Little Richard singles, Good Golly, Miss Molly.

04:57:36.220 --> 04:57:39.660
No, songs about San Francisco, songs about boats,

04:57:39.660 --> 04:57:41.820
stacks, records, singles,

04:57:41.820 --> 04:57:45.460
sitting on the dock of the bay.

04:57:47.420 --> 04:57:49.500
20th century Christian saints.

04:57:51.580 --> 04:57:55.420
Russian women born in 1901 who died in 1918.

04:57:55.420 --> 04:57:58.260
Anastasia, grand duchess Anastasia,

04:57:58.260 --> 04:58:01.660
Nikolavena of Russia?

04:58:01.660 --> 04:58:03.540
All right, well, we're on the right side of the chart.

04:58:03.540 --> 04:58:04.540
That's all I could say.

04:58:09.740 --> 04:58:10.780
Cut the steak real quick.

04:58:10.780 --> 04:58:11.860
Oh, shit, it is 2 PM.

04:58:26.500 --> 04:58:27.540
Obviously not that.

04:58:28.260 --> 04:58:40.420
But why?

04:58:40.420 --> 04:58:42.620
That's pretty fucking good.

04:58:42.620 --> 04:58:43.620
And Bandle?

04:58:43.620 --> 04:58:44.620
Alright, you've been good.

04:58:44.620 --> 04:58:54.780
I'll give you Bandle, too.

04:58:54.780 --> 04:58:58.140
The loading screen having a pause on it is so fucking funny.

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1982?

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I need more, but...

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I feel like it's got a...

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It's got something like that going on.

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I mean the bass is doing something.

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Give me some more, man.

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What the fuck did I tell you?

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Yeah, I think I'm gonna know it, but I don't know it.

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I ain't dying in combat.

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Miss Arquette's first name, Patricia, Patricia, Roseanne, Toto, Roseanne, oh, it's Toto.

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I think I only know one Toto song, bro, and it's Africa, I'm sorry to say.

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But did I clock it or did I not clock it at this part?

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How'd you manage to get it right?

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Bro, I know who Rosanna Arquette is.

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What about Hold the Line?

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That's true.

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I do know Hold the Line.

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So surprised you don't know that.

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You sound like the dude in my discord who's trying to convince me that I can't buy a

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thrill is better than Asia.

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Bro, listen.

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For having a couple of beers with the boys?

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Yeah, maybe you want to get Jack black and do it again.

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But if you're chilling in your fucking room crying,

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it's a little bit of a different story, OK?

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It's a little bit of a different story.

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Is there number two biggest single?

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Sorry to inform you, I wasn't alive in 1982.

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And I think the song fucking sucks.

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Well, I don't know about the song.

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I've never heard it.

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But I think the band sucks ass.

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And I will never willfully hear another Toto song.

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I will never go to YouTube and be like,

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oh, I ought to learn more about this band

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because everything I know about Toto

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has been forced upon me against my will

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because of the cultural preponderance of Africa.

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And I've sat here for three fucking decades

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having to listen to people have a conversation

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about how awesome the song is.

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And while even the Weezer cover,

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the interesting thing is it might be even better.

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Nah, man.

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But I do have to say it's a little hooky.

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I like this.

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["The Weezer Cover"]

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I really like the full house-ness of this.

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I really like that.

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That's the kind of shit they play right before they say like filmed in front of a live studio

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audience.

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I really like that.

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Lead singer's dad is John Williams.

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Oh cool, so they're also Neppo babies.

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Okay.

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So there's that too.

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Anyway.

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it was a fun stream today i'll send you over to my live stream and i'll be back tomorrow later y'all

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