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It's just a dream that's all. Any Bruce Colbert knowers? How come the mirror is broken?"}, {"start": 239.1, "end": 250.46, "text": " What caused the glass to fall? Who put that bullet hole in Peggy's kitchen wall? You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 254.38, "end": 255.66, "text": " No, you don't fucking know."}, {"start": 259.02, "end": 260.46, "text": " You don't fucking know, man."}, {"start": 262.9, "end": 264.42, "text": " 37 year olds."}, {"start": 265.26, "end": 268.7, "text": " Loved Mumford and Sons when it dropped, but you don't know how"}, {"start": 268.7, "end": 271.5, "text": " many times I was at karaoke, had to listen to some motherfucker"}, {"start": 271.5, "end": 274.06, "text": " sing wagon wheel by the old crow medicine show."}, {"start": 276.18, "end": 278.94, "text": " That's originally a Bob Dylan track. Okay, he fucking wrote"}, {"start": 278.94, "end": 281.1, "text": " Joker Man too. I don't want to hear that shit."}, {"start": 284.38, "end": 289.1, "text": " Favorite Flaming Lips album."}, {"start": 289.1, "end": 291.02, "text": " I'm a soft bulletin head."}, {"start": 291.02, "end": 296.9, "text": " I know that the shine has come off the rose and the average person is like a Yoshimi enjoyer,"}, {"start": 296.9, "end": 298.9, "text": " which is fine."}, {"start": 298.9, "end": 307.14, "text": " But I'm a soft bulletin number one, and then the one I always forget the name of from like"}, {"start": 307.14, "end": 308.14, "text": " 2009."}, {"start": 308.14, "end": 310.78, "text": " I think it's embryonic."}, {"start": 310.78000000000003, "end": 320.78000000000003, "text": " man i'm a yoshimi number three"}, {"start": 327.34000000000003, "end": 331.42, "text": " singing voo lay voo lay um iced americano got stuck in my throat"}, {"start": 332.14000000000004, "end": 335.42, "text": " singing voo lay voo lay voo lay voo"}, {"start": 335.42, "end": 342.76, "text": " I tell you some fucked up shit bro woke up at 2 30 a.m. Cuz my daughter said tuck me in I"}, {"start": 342.84000000000003, "end": 348.40000000000003, "text": " Tucked her in and went I'm warmer than I've ever been in my entire life. I'm gonna go get a glass of water"}, {"start": 349.0, "end": 353.46000000000004, "text": " Went downstairs to get a glass of water came upstairs. She took my place in the bed"}, {"start": 354.94, "end": 360.64, "text": " What the hell is wrong with you it's 2 30 and you really think dad's getting up at 2 30 in the fucking morning"}, {"start": 365.42, "end": 369.90000000000003, "text": " I said, go back to your bed. She got very upset. I tucked her in. She fell asleep in a second. Boom."}, {"start": 371.18, "end": 371.90000000000003, "text": " Looking for this?"}, {"start": 377.14000000000004, "end": 385.70000000000005, "text": " Nasty schoolboy with no place to go. So true. I'm loving the in context lyrics."}, {"start": 386.98, "end": 392.1, "text": " Just bouncing from reference to reference. Try again tomorrow."}, {"start": 392.1, "end": 397.1, "text": " Sorry, it's trying to find a game for me."}, {"start": 397.1, "end": 399.1, "text": " Wait, wait, wait, Corey said I'd play."}, {"start": 405.1, "end": 408.1, "text": " Are you around or you need a minute?"}, {"start": 412.1, "end": 415.1, "text": " Everything that maybe I actually can sing,"}, {"start": 415.1, "end": 417.1, "text": " I just grew up listening to so much country music"}, {"start": 417.1, "end": 421.1, "text": " that my brain imprinted on like some kind of like Alan Jackson type twang"}, {"start": 421.1, "end": 423.1, "text": " that I can no longer speak with?"}, {"start": 425.1, "end": 428.1, "text": " Who is the goucho amigo?"}, {"start": 428.1, "end": 429.1, "text": " No, maybe not, huh?"}, {"start": 432.1, "end": 433.1, "text": " Maybe not."}, {"start": 436.1, "end": 438.1, "text": " Got a dance."}, {"start": 438.1, "end": 440.1, "text": " God, we should fucking..."}, {"start": 440.1, "end": 445.1, "text": " We should watch the entire Broadway melody sequence, man."}, {"start": 445.1, "end": 448.1, "text": " We should watch that whole thing on stream."}, {"start": 448.1, "end": 451.62, "text": " I know people will be tweaking out asking for subway surfers in the corner."}, {"start": 462.98, "end": 466.5, "text": " Corey has not replied to me out of respect for my friend. I'm declining this queue."}, {"start": 467.86, "end": 475.54, "text": " I'm declining this queue and I believe that I believe that he was not going to live to go live until 930."}, {"start": 475.54, "end": 482.04, "text": " but then he said I'm gonna lock in make my cup of coffee right now and be live"}, {"start": 482.04, "end": 490.14000000000004, "text": " at 9.14 he's gonna make it"}, {"start": 491.22, "end": 498.14000000000004, "text": " probably bravum everybody dance that's true we shouldn't make fun of the"}, {"start": 498.14000000000004, "end": 501.42, "text": " millennials that much Gen Z is not without sin I mean I never want to hear"}, {"start": 501.42, "end": 506.22, "text": " another fucking sea shanty as long as I live, man. It's not even other sea"}, {"start": 506.22, "end": 510.74, "text": " shanties, it's just the same one over and over."}, {"start": 515.38, "end": 520.44, "text": " Bad take. Cycling Jake, I gotta tell you to pump the brakes. I know you got a big"}, {"start": 520.44, "end": 523.32, "text": " head, you were one of the main characters of the stream yesterday or the day"}, {"start": 523.32, "end": 529.52, "text": " before, but you're now you're positioning yourself too antipodal to"}, {"start": 529.52, "end": 534.48, "text": " the streamer as a cry for attention. You need to let the character of Cycling"}, {"start": 534.48, "end": 540.52, "text": " Jake 77 develop naturally, not simply gain some notoriety and then, you know,"}, {"start": 540.52, "end": 549.28, "text": " being the other person on Crossfire. That was literally Millennials. No, man, it's"}, {"start": 549.28, "end": 554.28, "text": " Gen Z. Gen Z is the one singing the sea shanties. Millennials are the one"}, {"start": 554.28, "end": 557.92, "text": " clapping their hands like seals and going, this is awesome. This is awesome. I"}, {"start": 557.92, "end": 559.5999999999999, "text": " I love the younger generation."}, {"start": 559.5999999999999, "end": 561.0799999999999, "text": " Stop being a pickney, bro."}, {"start": 561.0799999999999, "end": 562.4799999999999, "text": " You were born in 1989."}, {"start": 562.4799999999999, "end": 565.16, "text": " They fucking hate you, man."}, {"start": 565.16, "end": 566.4799999999999, "text": " They hate you."}, {"start": 566.4799999999999, "end": 567.88, "text": " They will never respect you."}, {"start": 567.88, "end": 570.04, "text": " They're never gonna invite you"}, {"start": 570.04, "end": 572.76, "text": " for non-alcoholic cocktails, okay?"}, {"start": 573.92, "end": 576.0, "text": " They're never, they're gonna blame you."}, {"start": 577.0, "end": 579.64, "text": " They're blaming you for the housing crisis, man."}, {"start": 583.1999999999999, "end": 585.0, "text": " They will divide us."}, {"start": 587.92, "end": 606.7199999999999, "text": " Corey is using my own tactic against me."}, {"start": 606.7199999999999, "end": 612.9599999999999, "text": " I said, are any of you around or do you need a minute?"}, {"start": 612.96, "end": 622.5600000000001, "text": " And then he didn't reply, which if I were in core issues, means that he needs 12 minutes."}, {"start": 622.5600000000001, "end": 629.88, "text": " But rather than say I need 12 minutes and then risk having to wait 30 minutes, he is"}, {"start": 629.88, "end": 636.1600000000001, "text": " going to come back in five or six minutes and go, I just need one minute."}, {"start": 636.1600000000001, "end": 636.84, "text": " That's what I would do."}, {"start": 642.96, "end": 652.24, "text": " Is you know they're making a bon cop bad cop series on Crave?"}, {"start": 652.24, "end": 655.32, "text": " They couldn't get calm Theor though."}, {"start": 655.32, "end": 661.76, "text": " He's busy filming the 33rd short film about Glenn Gould."}, {"start": 661.76, "end": 682.72, "text": " Gun to your head, best track off the clap your hands, say yes, self-titled."}, {"start": 682.72, "end": 683.72, "text": " Is this love?"}, {"start": 683.72, "end": 688.24, "text": " It's a base pick, but I got to go with everybody saying the skin in my yellow country teeth."}, {"start": 688.24, "end": 691.48, "text": " I agree with that one."}, {"start": 691.48, "end": 697.4, "text": " of the war? It's called details of the war, Bud Melman. I know the album came out in 2005,"}, {"start": 697.4, "end": 711.4, "text": " but try to keep up. I feel like I'm having a stroke. What the fuck is he talking about?"}, {"start": 714.76, "end": 721.4, "text": " You think Jordy Greep fell out of a coconut tree? He exists within the context of all music."}, {"start": 721.48, "end": 741.04, "text": " that came before him. I can't do a Kamala Harris impression at all. It sounded like your blood"}, {"start": 741.04, "end": 748.96, "text": " simple voice. I need that. That one comes up organically at runtime a lot of the time,"}, {"start": 748.96, "end": 752.64, "text": " So I don't need to force it. Ah fuck it. This is for M.M. at Walsh"}, {"start": 755.08, "end": 759.8000000000001, "text": " If I see him wait, it does sound that is kind of is like Kamala Harris"}, {"start": 761.08, "end": 766.1, "text": " If I see him, I'll be sure to send him the message"}, {"start": 775.48, "end": 777.48, "text": " Kind of works man"}, {"start": 778.96, "end": 804.52, "text": " Yes, Corey, please, I'm bombing."}, {"start": 804.52, "end": 808.24, "text": " Nobody's fucking with my hit me on my belly prepaid wireless."}, {"start": 808.24, "end": 811.62, "text": " We got at noon we're doing birdwatching Corey so at this point I've already lost like six"}, {"start": 811.62, "end": 812.62, "text": " rounds."}, {"start": 812.62, "end": 816.66, "text": " I've lost six rounds of Counter Strike that don't come back because at noon we have an"}, {"start": 816.66, "end": 822.1800000000001, "text": " un-flexible segment which means if a fucking round ends at like 11.41 we're missing out"}, {"start": 822.1800000000001, "end": 823.98, "text": " on a further 19 minutes bro."}, {"start": 838.24, "end": 850.08, "text": " I'm queuing again, I'm queuing again."}, {"start": 850.08, "end": 855.24, "text": " And I think I'm right that you, I waited 10 minutes from the time that the last Q popped"}, {"start": 855.24, "end": 857.02, "text": " and have received no feedback."}, {"start": 857.02, "end": 859.12, "text": " I sent them a message, are you around or do you need a minute?"}, {"start": 859.12, "end": 861.12, "text": " That was sent at 9.05, it's now 9.12."}, {"start": 861.12, "end": 862.28, "text": " Obviously he needed a minute."}, {"start": 868.24, "end": 870.24, "text": " But he didn't say, I need it a minute."}, {"start": 890.24, "end": 892.24, "text": " Don't you have his number? Just call him."}, {"start": 892.24, "end": 894.24, "text": " I'm not even sure I have Corey's number, to be honest."}, {"start": 894.24, "end": 901.2, "text": " honest. Literally the only two entities that I get text messages from are"}, {"start": 901.2, "end": 907.0, "text": " Ben Giesling and people that are like straight-up scammers."}, {"start": 907.0, "end": 918.96, "text": " Your wife, bro, we're online."}, {"start": 918.96, "end": 920.6, "text": " We ain't using text messages."}, {"start": 920.6, "end": 927.8, "text": " We're on some Asian messaging app where you can send stickers of cute teddy bears blowing"}, {"start": 927.8, "end": 934.56, "text": " kisses at each other."}, {"start": 934.5600000000001, "end": 937.7, "text": " That was obviously my impetus."}, {"start": 937.7, "end": 940.32, "text": " That was why I said, can you please download line?"}, {"start": 950.0400000000001, "end": 952.2, "text": " I think Corey likes Hunky Dory."}, {"start": 952.2, "end": 956.8800000000001, "text": " The David Bowie album, gun to your head."}, {"start": 956.8800000000001, "end": 958.7600000000001, "text": " David, that's how you know I'm serious."}, {"start": 958.7600000000001, "end": 962.0400000000001, "text": " Best song of David Bowie's 1977 album, Low."}, {"start": 962.04, "end": 964.28, "text": " And you can't say always crashing in the same car."}, {"start": 967.9599999999999, "end": 969.88, "text": " Yeah, it's probably sound and vision."}, {"start": 969.88, "end": 971.36, "text": " It's probably sound and vision."}, {"start": 971.36, "end": 972.56, "text": " I'd agree with you on that one."}, {"start": 977.8, "end": 979.68, "text": " Young Americans, that ain't off that one."}, {"start": 979.68, "end": 981.52, "text": " Pshh!"}, {"start": 981.52, "end": 984.02, "text": " Pshh!"}, {"start": 984.02, "end": 985.68, "text": " That is on the Peloton playlist though."}, {"start": 992.0400000000001, "end": 1001.2800000000001, "text": " Why do you always feel the need to remove an option?"}, {"start": 1001.2800000000001, "end": 1006.6, "text": " Just in case you're one of those people who rate your music user, so you listen to the"}, {"start": 1006.6, "end": 1010.72, "text": " whole album to expand the catalog of stuff that you've heard and rated so you can feel"}, {"start": 1010.72, "end": 1014.7600000000001, "text": " clouded, but you really only remember like one song off the album."}, {"start": 1014.7600000000001, "end": 1019.0000000000001, "text": " You only remember the hookiest song off the album, so I pull that one off to see if you're"}, {"start": 1019.0, "end": 1048.12, "text": " a real knower."}, {"start": 1048.1200000000001, "end": 1050.0400000000002, "text": " Come on, man."}, {"start": 1050.0400000000002, "end": 1051.3200000000002, "text": " Favorite payment album?"}, {"start": 1051.3200000000002, "end": 1054.3200000000002, "text": " Oh, it depends on the day."}, {"start": 1054.3200000000002, "end": 1056.24, "text": " Depends on the day."}, {"start": 1056.24, "end": 1058.0000000000002, "text": " Broadly?"}, {"start": 1058.0000000000002, "end": 1061.8400000000001, "text": " OK, Corey, I'm waiting until the queue hits zero."}, {"start": 1061.8400000000001, "end": 1063.68, "text": " I'm all tabbed in the Discord."}, {"start": 1063.68, "end": 1066.72, "text": " Waiting until the queue hits zero, colon, zero, one."}, {"start": 1070.64, "end": 1071.8400000000001, "text": " You have seven seconds left."}, {"start": 1071.84, "end": 1077.84, "text": " I'm sorry man, I waited."}, {"start": 1077.84, "end": 1081.84, "text": " What do you mean I failed to accept it? I've been removed from matchmaking."}, {"start": 1088.84, "end": 1091.84, "text": " I'm tweaking bro. I'm actually tweaking."}, {"start": 1101.84, "end": 1111.1999999999998, "text": " I know 5 a.m. 902 a.m. I'd play it is now 916 a.m."}, {"start": 1119.36, "end": 1126.8, "text": " I'm fuck it. I'm dragging his ass. Give me a second which that TV slash flak flag"}, {"start": 1126.8, "end": 1139.76, "text": " egg. A bounce. You got a schedule on this? You got a schedule on this beast? No schedule."}, {"start": 1139.76, "end": 1149.44, "text": " Voice mod. Voice changing is an active for stream right now. Play AI text-to-speech sound"}, {"start": 1149.44, "end": 1156.5800000000002, "text": " bites on the stream rose got a Hassan AI voice in the sound I love to chill in my"}, {"start": 1156.5800000000002, "end": 1159.74, "text": " $3 million mansion"}, {"start": 1159.74, "end": 1170.02, "text": " Bro's got an AI, an AI Hassan soundboard under his video player, man."}, {"start": 1170.02, "end": 1172.38, "text": " That's so crazy."}, {"start": 1172.38, "end": 1177.26, "text": " That's so insane."}, {"start": 1177.26, "end": 1179.14, "text": " I had no idea."}, {"start": 1179.14, "end": 1182.42, "text": " His palms are sweating, these weak arms are heavy."}, {"start": 1182.42, "end": 1187.54, "text": " No, no, no, no, man."}, {"start": 1187.54, "end": 1190.3, "text": " Why can't we have it this down here?"}, {"start": 1190.3, "end": 1194.54, "text": " My name is Donald J. Trump and I approve this message."}, {"start": 1194.54, "end": 1201.3, "text": " Holy cow, man, this is crazy."}, {"start": 1201.3, "end": 1202.62, "text": " What the hell is movie guy?"}, {"start": 1202.62, "end": 1206.22, "text": " I'm scared to even click on this, man."}, {"start": 1206.22, "end": 1210.78, "text": " Oh, Brian from Family Guy?"}, {"start": 1210.78, "end": 1212.82, "text": " We're no strangers to love you, no."}, {"start": 1212.82, "end": 1216.1, "text": " No, that's Brian."}, {"start": 1216.1000000000001, "end": 1220.38, "text": " Let's drop tilted towers and get the victory royale."}, {"start": 1220.38, "end": 1222.42, "text": " That is not Bart Simpson."}, {"start": 1222.42, "end": 1228.18, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 1228.18, "end": 1237.3400000000001, "text": " That's not Bart, man."}, {"start": 1237.3400000000001, "end": 1238.3400000000001, "text": " Movie guy."}, {"start": 1238.3400000000001, "end": 1241.38, "text": " Coming soon to a theater near you among us in the sus imposters."}, {"start": 1241.38, "end": 1249.38, "text": " Oh, what is this? This guy? This guy is like 42 years old, man. I'm freaking out. This is awesome."}, {"start": 1250.38, "end": 1255.38, "text": " My fellow Americans, we have found life on a new planet, and we will be moving to that planet."}, {"start": 1255.38, "end": 1259.38, "text": " Awesome. That's awesome, man."}, {"start": 1264.38, "end": 1266.38, "text": " Oh, wait, one Discord message."}, {"start": 1266.38, "end": 1276.38, "text": " I'm in it, sorry. Oh my god. Raiders the Q-pop. And if I abandon, if I abandon, I'm going to get a matchmaking penalty."}, {"start": 1296.38, "end": 1321.5800000000002, "text": " Are we getting the show on the road or what's going on here?"}, {"start": 1321.58, "end": 1328.58, "text": " by a minute i mean probably five more"}, {"start": 1330.6999999999998, "end": 1333.08, "text": " when your friend says all play"}, {"start": 1333.08, "end": 1338.24, "text": " wait eighteen minutes to say actually i need six more minutes"}, {"start": 1338.24, "end": 1341.24, "text": " all"}, {"start": 1341.24, "end": 1348.24, "text": " all"}, {"start": 1351.58, "end": 1377.08, "text": " We're playing deathmatch. He's literally lucky, man. He's lucky he doesn't have a schedule."}, {"start": 1377.08, "end": 1381.82, "text": " Because if I went to his channel and it said like live every day at 9am, I was gonna freak"}, {"start": 1381.82, "end": 1384.36, "text": " the fuck out."}, {"start": 1384.36, "end": 1388.1999999999998, "text": " The hell is this music?"}, {"start": 1388.1999999999998, "end": 1392.72, "text": " Are you hearing this?"}, {"start": 1392.72, "end": 1397.04, "text": " Is this, is this in the game?"}, {"start": 1397.04, "end": 1404.9199999999998, "text": " What is, what's going on man?"}, {"start": 1404.92, "end": 1408.8400000000001, "text": " someone is someone playing the music into their mic I don't I don't get it oh"}, {"start": 1408.8400000000001, "end": 1416.88, "text": " maybe it's it's probably Cory's going live soon oh shit that's funny I"}, {"start": 1416.88, "end": 1422.28, "text": " honestly thought we were on like a community server or something"}, {"start": 1422.28, "end": 1431.56, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1431.56, "end": 1432.56, "text": " Almost at it."}, {"start": 1432.56, "end": 1437.16, "text": " The smell of prickly pear."}, {"start": 1437.16, "end": 1441.68, "text": " That's 22 minutes of stream."}, {"start": 1441.68, "end": 1446.3799999999999, "text": " Listen, these people are literally my friends."}, {"start": 1446.3799999999999, "end": 1452.2, "text": " The number of times that, uh, and it's not all about gameplay, man, the number of times"}, {"start": 1452.2, "end": 1458.16, "text": " I put Dan stream on when I get on the bike and then by the time I get off the"}, {"start": 1458.16, "end": 1464.0, "text": " bike he's still like either on the starting soon-screen or opening packs"}, {"start": 1464.0, "end": 1479.44, "text": " is mind-boggling to a fella such as myself. I see you. Mogged? These are your"}, {"start": 1479.44, "end": 1485.44, "text": " co-workers? I know man, I know. We need a better class of criminal."}, {"start": 1489.44, "end": 1497.44, "text": " I'm ready. I'm ready. Greatest day of my life. Greatest part of my day."}, {"start": 1497.44, "end": 1500.44, "text": " Oh, there's one behind me."}, {"start": 1500.44, "end": 1520.44, "text": " in real life you get fired for being late not if you're the boss you get promoted"}, {"start": 1520.44, "end": 1523.6000000000001, "text": " I own you almost don't you too"}, {"start": 1528.54, "end": 1536.16, "text": " Guy who runs these streets I run these streets couch or Asia discuss way way. How'd you get my chat history? I'm dropping suicide"}, {"start": 1539.3600000000001, "end": 1541.3600000000001, "text": " What games over"}, {"start": 1541.3600000000001, "end": 1549.7600000000002, "text": " You never talk about Caves of Altamira?"}, {"start": 1549.7600000000002, "end": 1552.0000000000002, "text": " I talk about Caves of Altamira all the time."}, {"start": 1552.0000000000002, "end": 1556.7600000000002, "text": " I recall when I was small, how I spent my day alone."}, {"start": 1556.7600000000002, "end": 1559.96, "text": " Oh, gouch over gummo."}, {"start": 1559.96, "end": 1561.16, "text": " I gotta think about that."}, {"start": 1561.16, "end": 1564.0800000000002, "text": " Well, I mean, if the vibe is, who the fuck voted for vertigo?"}, {"start": 1564.0800000000002, "end": 1565.8000000000002, "text": " Give me out of here."}, {"start": 1565.8, "end": 1572.76, "text": " If the vibe is eating spaghetti in the bathtub, I already know where I'm going for."}, {"start": 1572.76, "end": 1576.98, "text": " Also I disrespect the question at first because when I say gotcha or Asia, I'm not talking"}, {"start": 1576.98, "end": 1581.1, "text": " about the title tracks bro, I'm talking about the whole album, I'm talking about the whole"}, {"start": 1581.1, "end": 1586.6, "text": " album young pup, I'm not talking about one song."}, {"start": 1586.6, "end": 1588.6, "text": " Don't be ridiculous."}, {"start": 1588.6000000000001, "end": 1604.4800000000002, "text": " Deathmatch Pro, baby."}, {"start": 1604.4800000000002, "end": 1606.72, "text": " Headshot."}, {"start": 1606.72, "end": 1611.8000000000002, "text": " He got me."}, {"start": 1611.8000000000002, "end": 1613.0800000000002, "text": " It's Asia by a hair."}, {"start": 1613.08, "end": 1620.08, "text": " I wouldn't know anything about that, obviously."}, {"start": 1620.08, "end": 1622.8999999999999, "text": " Guys, I might be the best."}, {"start": 1622.8999999999999, "end": 1634.3, "text": " We crouched under my bullet, bro."}, {"start": 1634.3, "end": 1635.6599999999999, "text": " Stomp."}, {"start": 1635.6599999999999, "end": 1639.02, "text": " More like slumped."}, {"start": 1639.02, "end": 1640.1799999999998, "text": " I'm going John Wick mode."}, {"start": 1640.1799999999998, "end": 1640.8999999999999, "text": " No reloads."}, {"start": 1640.9, "end": 1643.44, "text": " just checking how many bullets are left in the gun"}, {"start": 1643.44, "end": 1648.2, "text": " inserting a golden pirate coin into the gun"}, {"start": 1648.2, "end": 1654.2, "text": " almost got him"}, {"start": 1654.2, "end": 1660.44, "text": " sorry Kev"}, {"start": 1660.44, "end": 1667.44, "text": " that was a great shot I can't be mad about that"}, {"start": 1667.44, "end": 1673.1000000000001, "text": " I run this time."}, {"start": 1673.1000000000001, "end": 1675.3600000000001, "text": " We need stat track knives."}, {"start": 1675.3600000000001, "end": 1681.06, "text": " Or stat track avatars, where every time you knife somebody you get a tear drop tattoo."}, {"start": 1681.06, "end": 1686.24, "text": " I literally had you, 96 and 1, you're trolling me."}, {"start": 1686.24, "end": 1693.24, "text": " guys I'm getting pretty good"}, {"start": 1698.8, "end": 1705.8, "text": " getting a little better at least"}, {"start": 1707.56, "end": 1708.56, "text": " got one"}, {"start": 1708.56, "end": 1711.2, "text": " Yep, that felt like getting shot in the back territory."}, {"start": 1719.04, "end": 1722.48, "text": " It's literally an advantage to be playing a map where you don't know where you're going."}, {"start": 1730.56, "end": 1732.72, "text": " Tactical. Tactical."}, {"start": 1735.9199999999998, "end": 1736.3999999999999, "text": " Tactical."}, {"start": 1738.56, "end": 1743.56, "text": " Guys, I'm in first place. Holy shit. Holy shit."}, {"start": 1749.56, "end": 1751.56, "text": " I'm about to get a kill of Manjaro."}, {"start": 1757.56, "end": 1760.56, "text": " Crosshair placement, bud. It's gonna save you a lot of grief."}, {"start": 1762.56, "end": 1764.56, "text": " Lot of grief if you learn how to aim."}, {"start": 1764.56, "end": 1769.2, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 1769.2, "end": 1770.6799999999998, "text": " Way, way, way."}, {"start": 1770.6799999999998, "end": 1771.6799999999998, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 1771.6799999999998, "end": 1777.32, "text": " Okay, I shouldn't have shot him in the torso so many times, but damn."}, {"start": 1777.32, "end": 1779.3999999999999, "text": " Yeah, that's..."}, {"start": 1779.3999999999999, "end": 1789.12, "text": " Okay, we both had the same idea, but yours was like way more malevolent."}, {"start": 1789.1200000000001, "end": 1791.1200000000001, "text": " you see the movement tech there?"}, {"start": 1797.5200000000002, "end": 1799.5200000000002, "text": " good move, good move on his part"}, {"start": 1801.8400000000001, "end": 1803.8400000000001, "text": " you gotta pull down on that one"}, {"start": 1804.14, "end": 1807.14, "text": " something about the hawaiian shirt got me distracted man"}, {"start": 1807.14, "end": 1809.14, "text": " got me thinking about the clues"}, {"start": 1815.0400000000002, "end": 1817.0400000000002, "text": " slumped"}, {"start": 1817.04, "end": 1821.04, "text": " You can heal after three kills. Is that true? Is that how you charge ults?"}, {"start": 1823.04, "end": 1826.04, "text": " Maybe I should just be taking the Melva into every round."}, {"start": 1836.04, "end": 1841.04, "text": " That's the XM. I don't know shit about that. I had Sirius as a kid for Howard Stern."}, {"start": 1843.04, "end": 1846.04, "text": " This is where you tell me that Howard Stern was actually on XM."}, {"start": 1847.76, "end": 1849.76, "text": " Good shot good shot"}, {"start": 1850.76, "end": 1852.76, "text": " Holy fuck"}, {"start": 1861.36, "end": 1864.12, "text": " He was on serious except those are those are the same thing"}, {"start": 1865.32, "end": 1867.3999999999999, "text": " Serious and XM are the same thing. I'm hearing"}, {"start": 1869.04, "end": 1871.04, "text": " Okay, what the fuck was that snapbot?"}, {"start": 1873.6, "end": 1875.6, "text": " That's a little sauce from bot cat"}, {"start": 1877.04, "end": 1891.52, "text": " What a shot man."}, {"start": 1891.52, "end": 1898.92, "text": " Just my luck."}, {"start": 1898.92, "end": 1900.52, "text": " They merged because they sucked."}, {"start": 1900.52, "end": 1906.08, "text": " I can understand that."}, {"start": 1906.08, "end": 1910.36, "text": " Maybe the Canucks in the Flames should do that."}, {"start": 1910.36, "end": 1911.8, "text": " That felt awesome, bro."}, {"start": 1911.8, "end": 1921.12, "text": " That was some end-man that walled shit."}, {"start": 1921.12, "end": 1922.24, "text": " I see him."}, {"start": 1922.24, "end": 1926.3999999999999, "text": " We go this way, and then this way."}, {"start": 1926.3999999999999, "end": 1930.52, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 1930.52, "end": 1934.1599999999999, "text": " Or is this worth anything on the deathmatch leaderboard?"}, {"start": 1934.1599999999999, "end": 1936.0, "text": " You're actually so fucking for real."}, {"start": 1936.0, "end": 1938.0, "text": " How the hell did a chicken get up here, man?"}, {"start": 1942.0, "end": 1947.0, "text": " We're on the top of the building that Javier Bardem was trying to build in Golden Balls."}, {"start": 1960.0, "end": 1962.0, "text": " Literally tried to duck under my bullet."}, {"start": 1963.0, "end": 1964.0, "text": " Wings."}, {"start": 1964.0, "end": 1973.28, "text": " could be the move right now could be the move good shot good shot"}, {"start": 1979.36, "end": 1982.24, "text": " I got you"}, {"start": 1983.92, "end": 1988.32, "text": " see the way I locked in when you had the reload"}, {"start": 1994.0, "end": 1996.0, "text": " He's behind me, isn't he?"}, {"start": 2004.84, "end": 2010.24, "text": " Okay, okay, okay. Why are you holding angles in deathmatch? I had one HP!"}, {"start": 2021.88, "end": 2023.88, "text": " The fuck?"}, {"start": 2024.0, "end": 2026.0, "text": " moonwalking chicken"}, {"start": 2032.4, "end": 2034.4, "text": " not today goose"}, {"start": 2037.36, "end": 2042.72, "text": " come on come on this has got to be a major thoroughfare what"}, {"start": 2050.24, "end": 2052.24, "text": " you take those"}, {"start": 2054.0, "end": 2061.0, "text": " Bro, walk up this fucking big ramp."}, {"start": 2061.0, "end": 2069.0, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 2069.0, "end": 2074.0, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 2074.0, "end": 2076.0, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 2076.0, "end": 2077.0, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 2077.0, "end": 2079.0, "text": " I'm losing."}, {"start": 2079.0, "end": 2081.0, "text": " Whoops."}, {"start": 2081.0, "end": 2083.0, "text": " Slumped."}, {"start": 2083.0, "end": 2111.44, "text": " slumped. Now we get it back. You literally have a heel on X. Holy shit. Was that me?"}, {"start": 2111.44, "end": 2113.76, "text": " Oh, I was moving different, bro."}, {"start": 2120.0, "end": 2122.84, "text": " The sound of the hog is very inspiring."}, {"start": 2124.64, "end": 2126.12, "text": " Too bad the bullets are so slow."}, {"start": 2130.96, "end": 2132.2400000000002, "text": " Lowering my heart rate manually."}, {"start": 2140.48, "end": 2141.16, "text": " Ready to go."}, {"start": 2141.44, "end": 2150.44, "text": " Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, please, please, the game's almost over."}, {"start": 2150.44, "end": 2153.2000000000003, "text": " Bonus weapon, AUG!"}, {"start": 2153.2000000000003, "end": 2155.32, "text": " What would my wife do?"}, {"start": 2155.32, "end": 2164.12, "text": " She would probably not get shot in the back and lose the lead."}, {"start": 2164.12, "end": 2169.96, "text": " Worth?"}, {"start": 2169.96, "end": 2189.96, "text": " play in my life. 21 seconds we got a lock in bro. Oh what a shot. There's hope. There's"}, {"start": 2189.96, "end": 2195.96, "text": " one last bit of hope if he spawns right here. Oh still great game man, great game."}, {"start": 2225.96, "end": 2231.36, "text": " Have a call when I was small koi gun to your head best track off of sound alarm"}, {"start": 2232.56, "end": 2235.52, "text": " The block party album from 2000 block party. Yeah"}, {"start": 2236.7200000000003, "end": 2243.06, "text": " Mmm, I was I I was like helicopter honestly, right burning me me me man. I burn it burning me man"}, {"start": 2243.2400000000002, "end": 2246.78, "text": " Yeah, I was a big fan of helicopter back great song guitar hero to"}, {"start": 2248.96, "end": 2255.26, "text": " This modern love is great. Hmm. I prefer little thoughts, but this modern love I was gonna do it for a while for sure"}, {"start": 2255.96, "end": 2257.28, "text": " My whole album is really good."}, {"start": 2257.28, "end": 2258.28, "text": " It is."}, {"start": 2260.28, "end": 2263.32, "text": " Sounds like a like a like a cold ass day."}, {"start": 2264.2, "end": 2268.16, "text": " I always thought they were like way more kind of underground than they ended up being."}, {"start": 2268.52, "end": 2270.84, "text": " I was like, oh, this is really it's kind of cool."}, {"start": 2270.84, "end": 2275.16, "text": " Like finding a British like indie band and then like hear them in fucking everything."}, {"start": 2275.7200000000003, "end": 2280.7200000000003, "text": " Like every every other movie that comes out is like there's a block party."}, {"start": 2281.2, "end": 2283.12, "text": " I was so excited for the second album."}, {"start": 2283.12, "end": 2286.16, "text": " And I remember the exact moment that I was over them."}, {"start": 2286.16, "end": 2288.2, "text": " Which was also people like this album now."}, {"start": 2288.2, "end": 2291.04, "text": " But it's, they got way too sentimental for me."}, {"start": 2291.04, "end": 2296.04, "text": " I'd pick and I'd eat more wild blackberries."}, {"start": 2297.24, "end": 2299.3599999999997, "text": " I was like, ah, I don't know if this is what"}, {"start": 2299.3599999999997, "end": 2300.72, "text": " I signed up for, man."}, {"start": 2307.3199999999997, "end": 2309.56, "text": " Yeah, Corey, Asia or Goucho?"}, {"start": 2311.04, "end": 2312.24, "text": " I've never heard either."}, {"start": 2313.12, "end": 2318.12, "text": " It doesn't stop you from answering."}, {"start": 2318.12, "end": 2322.12, "text": " Uh, I don't know."}, {"start": 2322.12, "end": 2325.12, "text": " Wow, dude, that's a crazy answer."}, {"start": 2325.12, "end": 2327.12, "text": " I kind of agree, though."}, {"start": 2327.12, "end": 2329.12, "text": " It's kind of like anathema."}, {"start": 2329.12, "end": 2333.12, "text": " It goes against the central tenets of music,"}, {"start": 2333.12, "end": 2337.12, "text": " but the more I listen to them, the more I kind of agree, man."}, {"start": 2337.12, "end": 2345.68, "text": " So whenever I hear music of that style and era, it just transports me to being in the"}, {"start": 2345.68, "end": 2348.88, "text": " back of the car with my dad."}, {"start": 2348.88, "end": 2353.0, "text": " Knee deep in the passenger seat?"}, {"start": 2353.0, "end": 2363.08, "text": " Just sitting in the back trying to get my Iowa portable CD player that runs on 6C batteries"}, {"start": 2363.08, "end": 2369.52, "text": " And to stop skipping the the like I don't know whatever the hell I was listening to it that is that you're that's your discipline"}, {"start": 2369.52, "end": 2371.52, "text": " I was it's probably fucking corn"}, {"start": 2372.12, "end": 2378.36, "text": " Listen to a shitload of pros act back then man. Oh no, I let a sexual frustration"}, {"start": 2379.96, "end": 2381.96, "text": " Hmm and a loss of concentration"}, {"start": 2384.92, "end": 2390.04, "text": " You know what I'm talking about no this this this was pre-disc man, I had a I had like a portable"}, {"start": 2390.04, "end": 2395.96, "text": " bowl like boom box type thing it was like this I don't know how to it was"}, {"start": 2395.96, "end": 2402.7599999999998, "text": " almost one of those I don't know how to describe it because it wasn't like a long"}, {"start": 2402.7599999999998, "end": 2407.52, "text": " boom box it was like maybe a like a third of the size of a normal boom box had"}, {"start": 2407.52, "end": 2412.84, "text": " like a cassette player on the front CD player on top they got a fucking AM FM"}, {"start": 2412.84, "end": 2421.28, "text": " radio in it. It ran off like six six C batteries and wouldn't last like three"}, {"start": 2421.28, "end": 2429.6400000000003, "text": " hours probably. No skip protection today to actually use the boombox. No skip"}, {"start": 2429.6400000000003, "end": 2433.88, "text": " protections of like putting on the back of the car and listening to it. That's so"}, {"start": 2433.88, "end": 2439.2400000000002, "text": " crazy. People in Chad don't even fucking know what that's like most of the"}, {"start": 2439.2400000000002, "end": 2449.0400000000004, "text": " probably having your CD skip and then when you got the two seconds anti-skip"}, {"start": 2449.0400000000004, "end": 2455.0800000000004, "text": " protection so you could listen to the whole Tim McGraw album Tim McGraw first"}, {"start": 2455.0800000000004, "end": 2461.0400000000004, "text": " CD I ever bought for my Discman Tim the Tim McGraw CD that had just to see you"}, {"start": 2461.04, "end": 2471.96, "text": " smile I do anything that's wild man come a long way favorite song off of gun to"}, {"start": 2471.96, "end": 2478.16, "text": " your head favorite song off of just to see you smile by Tim McGraw oh you went"}, {"start": 2478.16, "end": 2486.12, "text": " oh we're doing premiere yes sir maybe just to see you smile good choice I"}, {"start": 2486.12, "end": 2492.42, "text": " remember any of the other ones he's like he's somewhat intrinsic intrinsically"}, {"start": 2492.42, "end": 2500.24, "text": " linked to Philly really yeah because his dad tug McGraw was a senator player for"}, {"start": 2500.24, "end": 2507.8399999999997, "text": " player for the Phillies oh damn we do have a 15k on our team it seems kind of"}, {"start": 2507.84, "end": 2518.6400000000003, "text": " insane to a guy like me but 15k is crazy actually yeah what the fuck yeah how"}, {"start": 2518.6400000000003, "end": 2523.32, "text": " come what this doesn't make any sense actually might be the only 10 people"}, {"start": 2523.32, "end": 2530.46, "text": " playing there's again no one queuing man this is like a queuing with Justin he"}, {"start": 2530.46, "end": 2537.3, "text": " is 15k I was watching Apollo play a little bit last night he's he's doing"}, {"start": 2537.3, "end": 2543.82, "text": " like some Sam Fisher stuff. He'll win the match on like round 21, have nine kills, six"}, {"start": 2543.82, "end": 2547.6600000000003, "text": " deaths. Like I don't know, the bro is lurking."}, {"start": 2547.6600000000003, "end": 2552.5, "text": " He's very good. He's very good. It's also very funny to watch."}, {"start": 2552.5, "end": 2554.0600000000004, "text": " Game sense, Andy. Game sense."}, {"start": 2554.0600000000004, "end": 2555.7400000000002, "text": " Yeah. He loves him."}, {"start": 2555.7400000000002, "end": 2558.34, "text": " He relies on his game sense. It's a crutch."}, {"start": 2558.34, "end": 2560.54, "text": " He does love saying people are cheating."}, {"start": 2560.54, "end": 2562.1400000000003, "text": " Look at his thoughts."}, {"start": 2562.1400000000003, "end": 2564.86, "text": " Oh, it's really funny."}, {"start": 2564.86, "end": 2569.94, "text": " me only made it to the Travolta wing. Are you trying to tag? I almost may. Oh, I don't"}, {"start": 2569.94, "end": 2577.48, "text": " have any sprays anymore. I ran out of ammo for my sprays. I know Apollo. He basically"}, {"start": 2577.48, "end": 2583.78, "text": " did say fuck our good friend Apollo. He said he's really good at Counter Strike, but he's"}, {"start": 2583.78, "end": 2588.42, "text": " insanely good. But when you wade his spirit against a feather, it wouldn't look good for"}, {"start": 2588.42, "end": 2594.76, "text": " for him is basically what he said about you I'm the type of beast be acting"}, {"start": 2594.76, "end": 2600.54, "text": " asking anubis to take the feather off the scale my bad guys"}, {"start": 2600.54, "end": 2611.54, "text": " Tim wakefield ass"}, {"start": 2611.54, "end": 2618.86, "text": " maybe maybe dude the grenade works my teammate body blocked me maybe oh shit"}, {"start": 2618.86, "end": 2628.82, "text": " who's our 15k anyway purple okay I got an assist I got an assist anyway oh my"}, {"start": 2628.82, "end": 2631.2599999999998, "text": " god"}, {"start": 2661.26, "end": 2666.26, "text": " Sure, man. 100% headshot with the P250, why not?"}, {"start": 2670.26, "end": 2671.26, "text": " What can I buy?"}, {"start": 2675.26, "end": 2678.26, "text": " I can never hear what these people are saying."}, {"start": 2679.26, "end": 2683.26, "text": " We need to buy them blue snowballs."}, {"start": 2686.26, "end": 2690.26, "text": " And that could be the play. Buy in randos, good mics."}, {"start": 2691.26, "end": 2696.38, "text": " if you top for egg I send you a microphone in the mail"}, {"start": 2701.34, "end": 2706.3, "text": " I guess I'll go A. Oh you fucking body block me bro"}, {"start": 2706.5800000000004, "end": 2710.6200000000003, "text": " come come guy Leo"}, {"start": 2715.7400000000002, "end": 2720.5400000000004, "text": " I'm slumping him Corey there's only one left I have no idea where he is oh he's"}, {"start": 2720.54, "end": 2729.58, "text": " here. Holy shit. You need to get 3K. Okay, you can redeem yourself immediately after."}, {"start": 2737.74, "end": 2738.62, "text": " Kind of swag, right?"}, {"start": 2743.98, "end": 2747.34, "text": " Please don't, you don't like winky smile with the, with the sideways peace sign?"}, {"start": 2747.34, "end": 2748.34, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 2748.34, "end": 2755.46, "text": " They didn't like when I did Winky Smile with the sideways peace sign."}, {"start": 2755.46, "end": 2756.46, "text": " Would you do it in chat?"}, {"start": 2756.46, "end": 2759.1000000000004, "text": " No, bro, I did it with my face."}, {"start": 2759.1000000000004, "end": 2761.86, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 2761.86, "end": 2763.06, "text": " Fucked up their fucking garden."}, {"start": 2763.06, "end": 2765.46, "text": " Damn, look at the way the soil popped out though."}, {"start": 2765.46, "end": 2767.54, "text": " I mean, obviously I'm not going that way."}, {"start": 2767.54, "end": 2770.94, "text": " You gotta be crazy."}, {"start": 2770.94, "end": 2772.9, "text": " His head's falling off that way."}, {"start": 2772.9, "end": 2774.9, "text": " I'll leave this guy push."}, {"start": 2776.9, "end": 2778.9, "text": " I'm just staying close to Purple Man."}, {"start": 2780.9, "end": 2782.9, "text": " Purple Man."}, {"start": 2783.9, "end": 2786.9, "text": " That shooting at my part? Sorry, Purple gets the trade."}, {"start": 2790.9, "end": 2791.9, "text": " Never mind."}, {"start": 2792.9, "end": 2793.9, "text": " Eat that for us."}, {"start": 2795.9, "end": 2797.9, "text": " Eat that for me, huh?"}, {"start": 2802.9, "end": 2820.58, "text": " one more kills for a new mic."}, {"start": 2820.58, "end": 2827.98, "text": " three more. Oh, oh, I didn't even see a little backshot there. Apparently you never hear the"}, {"start": 2827.98, "end": 2841.66, "text": " one that gets you out here. I basically have no idea how to play this. This map I mean."}, {"start": 2841.66, "end": 2853.86, "text": " Oh. Uh, yeah it's kind of tough, honestly. I enjoy it. I usually just run, I go apartments."}, {"start": 2853.86, "end": 2855.86, "text": " Okay, Ros\u00e9 featuring Bruno Mars."}, {"start": 2858.86, "end": 2860.86, "text": " Why not this guy's..."}, {"start": 2863.86, "end": 2865.86, "text": " There's a lot of shooting."}, {"start": 2872.86, "end": 2874.86, "text": " Fuck it, we smoke off both sides."}, {"start": 2878.86, "end": 2880.86, "text": " What the fuck is that? A pot fill?"}, {"start": 2883.86, "end": 2893.1800000000003, "text": " one one's a balcony oh and yeah I see him right there oh one was there I saw"}, {"start": 2893.1800000000003, "end": 2899.82, "text": " a shadow right there I literally saw a shadow clear clear for now I believe you"}, {"start": 2899.82, "end": 2912.9, "text": " I saw his shadow okay oh I have bomb and who got you that bomb"}, {"start": 2913.86, "end": 2920.86, "text": " I'll watch Apot."}, {"start": 2920.86, "end": 2925.86, "text": " Oh, Library."}, {"start": 2925.86, "end": 2929.86, "text": " Library."}, {"start": 2929.86, "end": 2934.86, "text": " Greatest Flash."}, {"start": 2934.86, "end": 2940.86, "text": " Oh, I had shots on him too, he's doing."}, {"start": 2940.86, "end": 2942.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 2945.58, "end": 2948.2200000000003, "text": " The clomper oh, but he made it he made it"}, {"start": 2950.7000000000003, "end": 2952.7000000000003, "text": " That one guy's not happy"}, {"start": 2955.26, "end": 2959.94, "text": " He said why beat bro, oh why peak okay, well literally he's probably"}, {"start": 2960.7400000000002, "end": 2963.54, "text": " Statistically speaking fragging lower than me, so I don't have to listen to him"}, {"start": 2963.54, "end": 2977.3, "text": " was it purple? I actually don't know. I wasn't talking about, I wasn't talking about the"}, {"start": 2977.3, "end": 2986.86, "text": " game. Purple was carrying us. Oh, no it's more of a peach. Okay Joanna, do some. You"}, {"start": 2986.86, "end": 3009.28, "text": " get a peach plum pear. Definitely one left mid. The smoke I can't see, I can't get through"}, {"start": 3009.28, "end": 3016.28, "text": " I'm breaching. I'm out but I saw him close to the cross."}, {"start": 3016.28, "end": 3020.28, "text": " Wide swing."}, {"start": 3020.28, "end": 3027.28, "text": " We run this town."}, {"start": 3039.28, "end": 3052.78, "text": " I feel like I'm in a coffin already Jesus Christ mid mid"}, {"start": 3052.78, "end": 3063.28, "text": " Good round guys, good round May well be the best flick I've ever"}, {"start": 3063.28, "end": 3070.28, "text": " in my life for sure. Hey Welby. Thank you for noticing."}, {"start": 3070.28, "end": 3072.28, "text": " I was still alive, I couldn't, I wasn't watching."}, {"start": 3072.28, "end": 3074.28, "text": " Don't know, I mean."}, {"start": 3074.28, "end": 3078.28, "text": " Chat, chat?"}, {"start": 3078.28, "end": 3080.28, "text": " Yarns for the op."}, {"start": 3080.28, "end": 3084.28, "text": " That was a perfectly timed jump scare to play right as the guy came around the corner."}, {"start": 3084.28, "end": 3087.28, "text": " That was kind of crazy."}, {"start": 3093.28, "end": 3096.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3096.28, "end": 3100.28, "text": " Scout mid."}, {"start": 3100.28, "end": 3104.28, "text": " He left a little bit of himself behind."}, {"start": 3104.28, "end": 3107.28, "text": " I think that scout dead."}, {"start": 3107.28, "end": 3108.28, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3108.28, "end": 3109.28, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 3109.28, "end": 3111.28, "text": " There's a pistol on patio."}, {"start": 3111.28, "end": 3114.28, "text": " He's going to be in the head."}, {"start": 3114.28, "end": 3121.28, "text": " Good kill, good kill."}, {"start": 3121.28, "end": 3126.6000000000004, "text": " We don't sound spawn. Yeah. Oh, never mind. Purple's alive."}, {"start": 3135.88, "end": 3136.48, "text": " CT."}, {"start": 3140.6400000000003, "end": 3141.6400000000003, "text": " Confirming color CT."}, {"start": 3144.48, "end": 3146.6000000000004, "text": " Damn, guys, we're kind of popping."}, {"start": 3147.84, "end": 3149.6800000000003, "text": " Let's go. I helped with my one in one."}, {"start": 3149.6800000000003, "end": 3155.1600000000003, "text": " Stoner through four grenades that oh damn gravity bombs"}, {"start": 3158.4400000000005, "end": 3160.4400000000005, "text": " They should have a step counter in this"}, {"start": 3161.6800000000003, "end": 3168.34, "text": " Very funny calories burned at the end. I bet I put out 200 300 steps that time easy"}, {"start": 3179.6800000000003, "end": 3186.6800000000003, "text": " the"}, {"start": 3186.6800000000003, "end": 3192.2400000000002, "text": " this shit right here"}, {"start": 3192.2400000000002, "end": 3193.92, "text": " you run this time"}, {"start": 3193.92, "end": 3196.28, "text": " that guy's gonna be mad at me but it's literally not even my fault"}, {"start": 3196.28, "end": 3198.9600000000005, "text": " ah fuck"}, {"start": 3198.9600000000005, "end": 3200.28, "text": " one apps"}, {"start": 3200.28, "end": 3200.9600000000005, "text": " oh it's just you"}, {"start": 3200.9600000000005, "end": 3204.6400000000003, "text": " my dreams"}, {"start": 3204.6400000000003, "end": 3207.88, "text": " one boy was up there"}, {"start": 3207.88, "end": 3208.7200000000003, "text": " He's an AK now."}, {"start": 3212.0, "end": 3212.84, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 3214.1600000000003, "end": 3215.8, "text": " Four in one, bro. Four in one."}, {"start": 3218.08, "end": 3220.6400000000003, "text": " Don't matter. Got mine."}, {"start": 3220.6400000000003, "end": 3223.04, "text": " You should say got mine."}, {"start": 3224.52, "end": 3225.88, "text": " Now, team got my hands."}, {"start": 3225.88, "end": 3227.52, "text": " Team cohesion is high right now."}, {"start": 3227.52, "end": 3228.76, "text": " Rush B, he said."}, {"start": 3228.76, "end": 3231.8, "text": " Rush B. Rush B with with Nades."}, {"start": 3233.36, "end": 3235.88, "text": " I got plenty of money, man."}, {"start": 3235.88, "end": 3237.6, "text": " Let me go first."}, {"start": 3237.6, "end": 3238.7, "text": " Stoner wants to go first."}, {"start": 3238.7, "end": 3239.2, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 3239.6, "end": 3240.5, "text": " Stoner's noble."}, {"start": 3242.7, "end": 3243.7999999999997, "text": " Yeah, Stoner's purple."}, {"start": 3245.0, "end": 3246.7, "text": " I've already got names off, yeah, yeah, purple."}, {"start": 3247.5, "end": 3249.0, "text": " I'm making noise mid, just to..."}, {"start": 3249.0, "end": 3250.0, "text": " OH GOD!"}, {"start": 3250.0, "end": 3250.7, "text": " I'm alive."}, {"start": 3251.7999999999997, "end": 3252.5, "text": " Good trade."}, {"start": 3254.2, "end": 3254.7999999999997, "text": " Oh god."}, {"start": 3260.2, "end": 3263.9, "text": " Okay, okay, yeah, just cross-right as I'm shooting a guy, no problem."}, {"start": 3263.9, "end": 3268.9, "text": " Just run into the bullets and then blame me probably."}, {"start": 3268.9, "end": 3270.9, "text": " Plant. Plant."}, {"start": 3277.9, "end": 3279.9, "text": " Clutch."}, {"start": 3284.9, "end": 3286.9, "text": " Bro, the smoke never dissipates."}, {"start": 3286.9, "end": 3288.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3293.1, "end": 3295.1, "text": " Sounds like banana"}, {"start": 3303.46, "end": 3305.46, "text": " Yeah, what's"}, {"start": 3306.94, "end": 3308.46, "text": " He's diffusing"}, {"start": 3308.46, "end": 3313.78, "text": " Good shot course good shot. Good shit. Good shot. Good shit the guys like yell it at me"}, {"start": 3313.78, "end": 3315.1400000000003, "text": " He's like, hurry and kill him!"}, {"start": 3315.1400000000003, "end": 3317.1400000000003, "text": " I know, bro."}, {"start": 3317.1400000000003, "end": 3318.1000000000004, "text": " I got to move."}, {"start": 3318.1000000000004, "end": 3319.34, "text": " I can't teleport, brother."}, {"start": 3322.2200000000003, "end": 3324.86, "text": " So I thought you planted it slightly further left."}, {"start": 3324.86, "end": 3326.78, "text": " I just placed, if someone says plants,"}, {"start": 3326.78, "end": 3329.86, "text": " I put that shit right down on my feet."}, {"start": 3329.86, "end": 3331.0600000000004, "text": " I have no idea where to put it."}, {"start": 3334.6600000000003, "end": 3335.38, "text": " The comms are good."}, {"start": 3335.38, "end": 3337.1400000000003, "text": " The constant panic in his voice is less good."}, {"start": 3337.1400000000003, "end": 3337.78, "text": " I agree."}, {"start": 3337.78, "end": 3338.28, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 3343.78, "end": 3350.78, "text": " I'm going to block my teammate."}, {"start": 3350.78, "end": 3353.78, "text": " Huge grenade."}, {"start": 3353.78, "end": 3360.78, "text": " Body block my teammate."}, {"start": 3360.78, "end": 3367.78, "text": " One made."}, {"start": 3367.78, "end": 3377.5, "text": " apartments. apartments. apartment window. Good kill."}, {"start": 3377.5, "end": 3380.1000000000004, "text": " apartment window. Good kill."}, {"start": 3397.78, "end": 3403.78, "text": " Oh, okay. Hit cleared."}, {"start": 3403.78, "end": 3409.78, "text": " I'm finished, bro."}, {"start": 3409.78, "end": 3413.78, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3413.78, "end": 3417.78, "text": " On site, bro."}, {"start": 3417.78, "end": 3421.78, "text": " Yeah, that was narrow."}, {"start": 3421.78, "end": 3425.78, "text": " I have a problem with yellow. Can you have a conversation with yellow? Can you?"}, {"start": 3425.78, "end": 3428.92, "text": " Literally, like I line up the angle and he's like this looks like a great place to stand"}, {"start": 3429.38, "end": 3431.3, "text": " he"}, {"start": 3431.3, "end": 3433.3, "text": " Was a yellow or orange that was yellow"}, {"start": 3434.2200000000003, "end": 3436.2200000000003, "text": " Fucked them off that round too"}, {"start": 3439.1600000000003, "end": 3441.1600000000003, "text": " The man constantly emboise comes"}, {"start": 3444.3, "end": 3446.38, "text": " Welcome welcome to brandos"}, {"start": 3455.78, "end": 3459.34, "text": " six three"}, {"start": 3459.34, "end": 3464.84, "text": " like cycling jake in here yep"}, {"start": 3464.84, "end": 3471.84, "text": " totally"}, {"start": 3477.5, "end": 3480.9, "text": " alright you got one app"}, {"start": 3480.9, "end": 3484.38, "text": " March"}, {"start": 3484.38, "end": 3486.38, "text": " I'm the bomb"}, {"start": 3491.86, "end": 3493.86, "text": " I'm fucking planted"}, {"start": 3495.6600000000003, "end": 3498.62, "text": " Hey, it's us. Yeah"}, {"start": 3511.38, "end": 3513.38, "text": " Just one left there is"}, {"start": 3514.38, "end": 3517.9, "text": " literally put some damage downfield on that one"}, {"start": 3517.9, "end": 3521.2200000000003, "text": " let's go"}, {"start": 3521.2200000000003, "end": 3524.54, "text": " he literally put the gun out of my reach so I couldn't get it"}, {"start": 3524.54, "end": 3528.7000000000003, "text": " literally he shot the gun and moved it out of my reach so I couldn't get it"}, {"start": 3528.7000000000003, "end": 3532.38, "text": " you know how fucked up that is?"}, {"start": 3532.38, "end": 3535.38, "text": " oh I guess I could do that"}, {"start": 3535.38, "end": 3538.38, "text": " you know how insane that is to do that?"}, {"start": 3538.38, "end": 3544.78, "text": " These these these long dick in you"}, {"start": 3568.38, "end": 3592.06, "text": " One still on A. Oh, it's just you again."}, {"start": 3592.06, "end": 3593.62, "text": " Who's it be?"}, {"start": 3593.62, "end": 3594.82, "text": " Well, we win these, bro."}, {"start": 3608.86, "end": 3610.54, "text": " Imagine."}, {"start": 3610.54, "end": 3611.46, "text": " Let yourself believe."}, {"start": 3617.46, "end": 3618.46, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 3618.46, "end": 3625.52, "text": " that yourself a little bit and second fucking crazy"}, {"start": 3625.52, "end": 3629.64, "text": " there they're losing their mind"}, {"start": 3629.64, "end": 3634.64, "text": " they're losing their mind they've never seen that they said"}, {"start": 3634.64, "end": 3635.64, "text": " He said."}, {"start": 3635.64, "end": 3636.64, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3636.64, "end": 3637.64, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3637.64, "end": 3638.64, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3638.64, "end": 3639.64, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3639.64, "end": 3640.64, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3640.64, "end": 3641.64, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 3641.64, "end": 3642.64, "text": " Good round."}, {"start": 3642.64, "end": 3643.64, "text": " Good round."}, {"start": 3643.64, "end": 3644.64, "text": " I got one."}, {"start": 3644.64, "end": 3656.64, "text": " That's why you buy dust, bro."}, {"start": 3656.64, "end": 3658.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3671.2, "end": 3675.22, "text": " Burn someone you did I burned someone at that bro"}, {"start": 3675.2200000000003, "end": 3692.82, "text": " That's insane. That's insane. We'd fucking win these anyway."}, {"start": 3692.82, "end": 3700.1400000000003, "text": " They're gorgeous. The last was A, so. Damn, when he says it's temporary, but the"}, {"start": 3700.14, "end": 3703.42, "text": " The Dirt House got grass, that's fucking true, man."}, {"start": 3706.3399999999997, "end": 3707.7799999999997, "text": " Types of men you meet these days,"}, {"start": 3707.7799999999997, "end": 3709.54, "text": " they do be saying shit like that."}, {"start": 3715.74, "end": 3718.5, "text": " How come, how come in the DMs, he's got a netherite pick?"}, {"start": 3718.5, "end": 3719.3399999999997, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 3721.3399999999997, "end": 3724.2999999999997, "text": " Meet him, IRL, that shit made out of cobble."}, {"start": 3724.2999999999997, "end": 3725.7, "text": " We kind of owned them then."}, {"start": 3725.7000000000003, "end": 3732.7000000000003, "text": " do that we're up three nine holy shit yeah she's gonna kind of destroyed them on that"}, {"start": 3732.7000000000003, "end": 3738.6200000000003, "text": " where do you like to play kory?"}, {"start": 3738.6200000000003, "end": 3741.0200000000004, "text": " I play spawn I'm just gonna go A"}, {"start": 3741.0200000000004, "end": 3744.1400000000003, "text": " I'll tell you one thing for sure"}, {"start": 3744.1400000000003, "end": 3745.1400000000003, "text": " grenade?"}, {"start": 3745.1400000000003, "end": 3752.5400000000004, "text": " well it depends I do like to grenade banana"}, {"start": 3752.54, "end": 3759.06, "text": " Yeah, it worked out."}, {"start": 3759.06, "end": 3762.5, "text": " Dooley's guy, I literally, I don't think I've had a single kill with Dooley's outside of"}, {"start": 3762.5, "end": 3768.7799999999997, "text": " a death match situation."}, {"start": 3768.7799999999997, "end": 3769.7799999999997, "text": " Fired some shots, banana."}, {"start": 3769.7799999999997, "end": 3771.7799999999997, "text": " He's a B maybe?"}, {"start": 3771.7799999999997, "end": 3776.7799999999997, "text": " Yeah, three banana, including bomb."}, {"start": 3776.7799999999997, "end": 3780.38, "text": " Yes, get him."}, {"start": 3780.38, "end": 3781.38, "text": " I love pistols."}, {"start": 3783.26, "end": 3783.94, "text": " Shouldn't have pushed that."}, {"start": 3783.94, "end": 3784.86, "text": " I'm about to shouldn't have pushed that."}, {"start": 3784.86, "end": 3786.82, "text": " Still, we fucking run this down."}, {"start": 3789.2200000000003, "end": 3790.34, "text": " Jeez!"}, {"start": 3790.34, "end": 3791.3, "text": " I just wanted to join in."}, {"start": 3791.3, "end": 3792.5, "text": " I just wanted to join in."}, {"start": 3792.5, "end": 3793.7000000000003, "text": " I didn't get to see anybody."}, {"start": 3796.86, "end": 3800.3, "text": " Giving the water may change the cherry wine."}, {"start": 3801.38, "end": 3802.9, "text": " A Ford, though."}, {"start": 3803.82, "end": 3806.1, "text": " Silver might turn to gold."}, {"start": 3806.2200000000003, "end": 3808.1, "text": " Time out of mind."}, {"start": 3810.38, "end": 3812.38, "text": " No, they shot."}, {"start": 3824.38, "end": 3826.38, "text": " Want them?"}, {"start": 3826.38, "end": 3828.38, "text": " Nobody's in the house."}, {"start": 3840.38, "end": 3842.38, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3849.96, "end": 3853.46, "text": " What are they doing man got to do something"}, {"start": 3862.1, "end": 3864.1, "text": " Oh fucking"}, {"start": 3864.1, "end": 3870.7799999999997, "text": " Christ he's in there he's in there I just didn't my own guy too yeah I saw chaos"}, {"start": 3870.7799999999997, "end": 3879.74, "text": " man I don't know what was that chaotic Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 3880.94, "end": 3885.66, "text": " it's fucking ruining my mental"}, {"start": 3885.66, "end": 3887.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 3888.22, "end": 3892.94, "text": " Kind of look like you just shot him in the head. No, I had just got shot by my own guy"}, {"start": 3895.94, "end": 3897.94, "text": " Just started shooting it everything"}, {"start": 3899.3399999999997, "end": 3901.3399999999997, "text": " But yet he banned again"}, {"start": 3902.7799999999997, "end": 3904.7799999999997, "text": " What happened to you what happened to Yeti"}, {"start": 3907.18, "end": 3912.3999999999996, "text": " Yeti yeti yeti underscore productions, I'm sure they're in your chest you to play first role now and then"}, {"start": 3915.66, "end": 3934.1, "text": " I know I'm burning this shit out of them."}, {"start": 3934.1, "end": 3935.1, "text": " Action banana."}, {"start": 3935.1, "end": 3939.7999999999997, "text": " Yeah, if there's ever two guys on my screen at the same time, you know I'm shooting directly"}, {"start": 3939.7999999999997, "end": 3941.2999999999997, "text": " in the midpoint."}, {"start": 3941.2999999999997, "end": 3942.2999999999997, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 3942.2999999999997, "end": 3944.3799999999997, "text": " I feel that."}, {"start": 3944.38, "end": 3948.08, "text": " 100% my brain is gonna sum their position and divide it by two"}, {"start": 3958.1600000000003, "end": 3965.4, "text": " I'm still here. I'm just making lunch they were calling for your demise yeti oh he was sitting down"}, {"start": 3972.08, "end": 3974.08, "text": " That's rough"}, {"start": 3974.38, "end": 3981.38, "text": " I mean, I had only one that could have done it."}, {"start": 3981.38, "end": 3984.38, "text": " Oh, that was awesome."}, {"start": 3984.38, "end": 3989.38, "text": " Sorry about the boost situation, I misunderstood."}, {"start": 3989.38, "end": 3992.38, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3992.38, "end": 3994.38, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3994.38, "end": 3996.38, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3996.38, "end": 3998.38, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 3998.38, "end": 4000.38, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4000.38, "end": 4002.38, "text": " I'm sorry."}, {"start": 4002.38, "end": 4009.38, "text": " understood"}, {"start": 4013.38, "end": 4014.88, "text": " go, go, go"}, {"start": 4014.88, "end": 4016.62, "text": " yeah, yeah, no problem"}, {"start": 4016.62, "end": 4020.46, "text": " yeah, no fucking problem, good two ops on banana, fantastic"}, {"start": 4020.46, "end": 4027.46, "text": " mother fucker, man"}, {"start": 4032.38, "end": 4034.38, "text": " It's smoked banana?"}, {"start": 4035.58, "end": 4039.38, "text": " Nah man, I know orange has a dysregulated sense of the passing of time."}, {"start": 4039.38, "end": 4041.38, "text": " Okay, bomb down apartments."}, {"start": 4048.38, "end": 4050.38, "text": " He did say come kiss me, yeah."}, {"start": 4052.38, "end": 4056.38, "text": " Lots of flashes banana, but who gives a fuck if you guys got bomb?"}, {"start": 4056.38, "end": 4058.38, "text": " Well watch, watch behind."}, {"start": 4058.38, "end": 4062.7200000000003, "text": " It could become an arches."}, {"start": 4062.7200000000003, "end": 4066.62, "text": " Well, we got that we got to do the banana."}, {"start": 4066.62, "end": 4067.84, "text": " Oh, we do?"}, {"start": 4067.84, "end": 4068.84, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 4068.84, "end": 4069.84, "text": " That fella there."}, {"start": 4069.84, "end": 4070.84, "text": " Tritr, tritr, tritr, tritr."}, {"start": 4070.84, "end": 4071.84, "text": " Oh, it is..."}, {"start": 4071.84, "end": 4072.84, "text": " Sp-"}, {"start": 4072.84, "end": 4073.84, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 4073.84, "end": 4077.84, "text": " Good trade, good trade."}, {"start": 4077.84, "end": 4078.84, "text": " Ooh!"}, {"start": 4078.84, "end": 4083.52, "text": " 180R, damn Ryan."}, {"start": 4083.52, "end": 4086.52, "text": " Damn!"}, {"start": 4086.52, "end": 4092.72, "text": " It sucks to be in 12 and 10 at the bottom of the fucking board."}, {"start": 4092.72, "end": 4096.0, "text": " It's kind of crazy actually."}, {"start": 4096.0, "end": 4104.0, "text": " It's a good ass round man."}, {"start": 4104.0, "end": 4107.24, "text": " 450 newtill damage."}, {"start": 4107.24, "end": 4110.24, "text": " That's a lot."}, {"start": 4110.24, "end": 4112.8, "text": " That is a lot of utility damage, man."}, {"start": 4112.8, "end": 4113.52, "text": " How much?"}, {"start": 4113.52, "end": 4115.52, "text": " 431."}, {"start": 4115.52, "end": 4122.52, "text": " jesus"}, {"start": 4132.780000000001, "end": 4138.34, "text": " this inferno is like that you can pretty much just fucking uh..."}, {"start": 4138.34, "end": 4143.820000000001, "text": " pretty much just throw a grenade down banana and get like 40 damage around"}, {"start": 4143.82, "end": 4149.82, "text": " It's true. I think Inferno is like, I think it's fun, but it's really hard to re-take."}, {"start": 4149.82, "end": 4158.38, "text": " Yeah, yeah. Inferno's like, you might jump over a guy's head and all the time, and then"}, {"start": 4159.5, "end": 4167.259999999999, "text": " he kills everybody. Imagine. It's a great clip. Oh, imagine, and oh, imagine if you got a 4k on it"}, {"start": 4167.26, "end": 4176.54, "text": " and defended the bomb. I know. Couldn't have had. Can you help? I think Showbiz Kids is"}, {"start": 4176.54, "end": 4179.860000000001, "text": " a great song by my friend. Things to backing vocals are incredibly annoying. What's your"}, {"start": 4179.860000000001, "end": 4183.5, "text": " take? Sorry to say I don't really like Showbiz Kids that much. I think it's crazy that Steeley"}, {"start": 4183.5, "end": 4188.58, "text": " named their greatest hits album Showbiz Kids. Like what's wrong with them, man? I think"}, {"start": 4188.58, "end": 4194.9800000000005, "text": " it's okay. I mean it's a Steeley song at the end of the day, but it's not one of my faves."}, {"start": 4194.9800000000005, "end": 4196.280000000001, "text": " i do like when he says"}, {"start": 4196.280000000001, "end": 4198.4400000000005, "text": " quarter-query bagma up here like when he says"}, {"start": 4198.4400000000005, "end": 4202.34, "text": " you've got the cool of the crowd"}, {"start": 4202.34, "end": 4207.240000000001, "text": " these kids is so outrageous now honey let me tell you"}, {"start": 4207.240000000001, "end": 4209.120000000001, "text": " i don't know how to send backing vocals i'm sorry"}, {"start": 4209.120000000001, "end": 4212.120000000001, "text": " well you know michael mcdonnell"}, {"start": 4212.120000000001, "end": 4213.000000000001, "text": " the"}, {"start": 4213.000000000001, "end": 4218.000000000001, "text": " busker's in a video call on my friend"}, {"start": 4218.0, "end": 4221.0, "text": " You pretty much got it."}, {"start": 4227.0, "end": 4229.0, "text": " Excuse me, what happened?"}, {"start": 4232.0, "end": 4234.0, "text": " People just be saying some stuff."}, {"start": 4239.0, "end": 4242.0, "text": " We both know exactly what we said."}, {"start": 4248.0, "end": 4248.84, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 4253.84, "end": 4255.18, "text": " Oh, dude."}, {"start": 4256.68, "end": 4257.52, "text": " Oh, dude."}, {"start": 4261.52, "end": 4265.92, "text": " Are you gonna buy the Huntrix meal at McDonald's?"}, {"start": 4265.92, "end": 4267.08, "text": " Oh, did they drop one?"}, {"start": 4267.08, "end": 4268.64, "text": " Comes out next week."}, {"start": 4268.64, "end": 4271.36, "text": " Oh, as I was gonna say, I might be going there tonight."}, {"start": 4271.36, "end": 4273.36, "text": " Maybe pre-order, pre-order a couple."}, {"start": 4274.6, "end": 4275.44, "text": " Gotta get it in."}, {"start": 4275.44, "end": 4276.32, "text": " Are you gonna get the Huntrix meal"}, {"start": 4276.32, "end": 4280.88, "text": " this at this at your boys meal I don't know is that what they're doing that is"}, {"start": 4280.88, "end": 4285.5199999999995, "text": " what they're doing what what did they like release what they are is just like"}, {"start": 4285.5199999999995, "end": 4289.12, "text": " I don't know chicken nuggets with a different sauce again someone someone"}, {"start": 4289.12, "end": 4303.32, "text": " told me that it's coming out a mutual friend of ours mutual friends okay this"}, {"start": 4303.32, "end": 4305.32, "text": " This is more the rankings than I'd expect."}, {"start": 4305.32, "end": 4306.32, "text": " Yes, man."}, {"start": 4306.32, "end": 4307.32, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4307.32, "end": 4308.32, "text": " Why'd you give us a 2K?"}, {"start": 4308.32, "end": 4309.32, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4309.32, "end": 4310.32, "text": " No."}, {"start": 4310.32, "end": 4312.16, "text": " Oh my god, we do have a 2K."}, {"start": 4312.16, "end": 4313.16, "text": " That's crazy."}, {"start": 4313.16, "end": 4314.32, "text": " Maybe he's on the come up."}, {"start": 4314.32, "end": 4323.32, "text": " Wait, is this a lyric?"}, {"start": 4323.32, "end": 4324.32, "text": " Dan POV?"}, {"start": 4324.32, "end": 4326.32, "text": " Dan does not have 2K."}, {"start": 4326.32, "end": 4339.04, "text": " I'm not even fucking with you, Corey. My daughter has an activity that ends at like 8 o'clock"}, {"start": 4339.04, "end": 4345.12, "text": " on Wednesdays. After it, needed a quick dinner, walked into Subway, classic Subway situation,"}, {"start": 4345.12, "end": 4349.5599999999995, "text": " one person working, four people in line, I walked the fuck out."}, {"start": 4349.5599999999995, "end": 4350.5599999999995, "text": " I'm not waiting near-"}, {"start": 4350.5599999999995, "end": 4351.5599999999995, "text": " You're eating your dinner?"}, {"start": 4351.5599999999995, "end": 4356.28, "text": " I know. I'm not waiting near for 22 fucking minutes to get a Subway sandwich. That's insane."}, {"start": 4356.28, "end": 4360.86, "text": " the fuck ass franchisee can hire a second person to work at the subway"}, {"start": 4360.86, "end": 4363.74, "text": " you're literally paying the minimum wage and you're too cheap to have a second"}, {"start": 4363.74, "end": 4370.74, "text": " person working at subway like what the fuck is wrong with you"}, {"start": 4372.34, "end": 4373.3, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 4373.3, "end": 4376.74, "text": " i mean it's madness man it's it's like almost every"}, {"start": 4376.74, "end": 4380.38, "text": " place to and then they're getting like this is a bubble to join"}, {"start": 4380.38, "end": 4384.98, "text": " they're getting door dash orders and they got a mic they got a you know"}, {"start": 4384.9800000000005, "end": 4391.6, "text": " I'm sure there are people ordering like 20 foot long sandwiches on DoorDash with no advanced notice, but I'm like just higher higher"}, {"start": 4395.360000000001, "end": 4401.400000000001, "text": " Fucking what that guy's got quite a name"}, {"start": 4408.76, "end": 4411.76, "text": " Aggressive ass fucking push yeah"}, {"start": 4414.9800000000005, "end": 4419.42, "text": " You guys gonna have a hard time getting to get into base man"}, {"start": 4420.3, "end": 4423.700000000001, "text": " All right, so are you activating the bomber you're not activating the bomb bro?"}, {"start": 4424.620000000001, "end": 4427.540000000001, "text": " He died maybe died he fucking died"}, {"start": 4435.1, "end": 4437.1, "text": " You never be too safe"}, {"start": 4439.26, "end": 4440.900000000001, "text": " Nope"}, {"start": 4440.900000000001, "end": 4443.14, "text": " He said secret going double"}, {"start": 4443.14, "end": 4445.14, "text": " You're good though."}, {"start": 4445.14, "end": 4447.14, "text": " I think he's right here."}, {"start": 4447.14, "end": 4449.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4449.14, "end": 4451.14, "text": " Your boy ain't helping you though."}, {"start": 4451.14, "end": 4453.14, "text": " Don't rush even after I die."}, {"start": 4453.14, "end": 4455.14, "text": " I trust. I just gotta put 30 on this guy."}, {"start": 4455.14, "end": 4457.14, "text": " Oh shit, there you go."}, {"start": 4457.14, "end": 4459.14, "text": " There you go. Wake up,"}, {"start": 4459.14, "end": 4461.14, "text": " wake up, get up, get up."}, {"start": 4463.14, "end": 4465.14, "text": " 101."}, {"start": 4467.14, "end": 4469.14, "text": " You love that."}, {"start": 4469.14, "end": 4471.14, "text": " I didn't even know that gun could do 100."}, {"start": 4471.14, "end": 4473.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4482.02, "end": 4484.88, "text": " Like to go outside on round two after after a win"}, {"start": 4485.700000000001, "end": 4493.360000000001, "text": " Some people go to the garage. Yeah, then oh, they they agree with redoing it. Okay, I understand you got you got you by a K"}, {"start": 4493.42, "end": 4495.42, "text": " Yeah, of course we won"}, {"start": 4495.42, "end": 4497.42, "text": " I"}, {"start": 4497.42, "end": 4499.42, "text": " This"}, {"start": 4499.86, "end": 4502.62, "text": " Dad dude, I that went all wrong"}, {"start": 4512.7, "end": 4514.9800000000005, "text": " All right, that'd be the guy I said should have gone outside"}, {"start": 4516.5, "end": 4518.5, "text": " To the downside I"}, {"start": 4520.82, "end": 4522.82, "text": " Got I got flashed with"}, {"start": 4525.42, "end": 4533.06, "text": " Because round 2, if we win round 1, round 2, we have ranged advantage."}, {"start": 4533.06, "end": 4537.74, "text": " So we go outside on these long ass angles."}, {"start": 4537.74, "end": 4540.9400000000005, "text": " Round 2 is still usually SMG round."}, {"start": 4540.9400000000005, "end": 4545.9800000000005, "text": " I think all those videos are literally for people that are going pro."}, {"start": 4545.9800000000005, "end": 4548.18, "text": " For us, I think none of this shit actually matters."}, {"start": 4548.18, "end": 4554.06, "text": " Just click hits."}, {"start": 4554.06, "end": 4575.96, "text": " more mini squeaky. Not anymore. Good job y'all. Okay. Well we have A site. Yeah, yeah we"}, {"start": 4575.96, "end": 4577.96, "text": " We have a site, bro. It's upper."}, {"start": 4582.36, "end": 4584.36, "text": " I should hope so."}, {"start": 4584.76, "end": 4586.76, "text": " Oh, dude. A hudler?"}, {"start": 4586.92, "end": 4587.8, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4587.8, "end": 4592.92, "text": " I suppose name lined up right under a friendly... like, like, head showed up right under a friendly name."}, {"start": 4593.32, "end": 4595.72, "text": " I just... I held off a split second in shooting."}, {"start": 4597.08, "end": 4601.16, "text": " Justin, pro tip. Thank you. Crosshairs cock level with shotgun."}, {"start": 4603.08, "end": 4605.08, "text": " Dude, I hit 67 and one on him."}, {"start": 4605.08, "end": 4609.08, "text": " I almost aced."}, {"start": 4609.08, "end": 4612.08, "text": " 67 is better than 100."}, {"start": 4612.08, "end": 4615.08, "text": " Is shotgun damage based on pellets in this game?"}, {"start": 4615.08, "end": 4617.08, "text": " Or is shotgun damage based on..."}, {"start": 4617.08, "end": 4620.08, "text": " I don't know, shoot out like a can of coke or something?"}, {"start": 4620.08, "end": 4622.08, "text": " No, you do shoot pellets."}, {"start": 4622.08, "end": 4627.08, "text": " But I don't know if that's like real or not."}, {"start": 4627.08, "end": 4630.08, "text": " Okay, okay, okay."}, {"start": 4630.08, "end": 4633.5199999999995, "text": " I mean we blew up squeaky and then both got that shot for some reason"}, {"start": 4638.64, "end": 4640.12, "text": " All right, I'm"}, {"start": 4640.12, "end": 4645.58, "text": " I'm not following my teammates. My teammates are video watchers. They're not head clickers. I'm walking it back"}, {"start": 4645.58, "end": 4648.4, "text": " I'm not following them as if they're silent IGLs. I'm"}, {"start": 4649.04, "end": 4651.04, "text": " I'm gonna try to get some kills"}, {"start": 4652.92, "end": 4659.08, "text": " Like he blew up squeaky then threw a smoke and then we both just stood there and got shot in the head"}, {"start": 4660.08, "end": 4669.42, "text": " is very realistic nice tight pattern damn everything about this game is"}, {"start": 4669.42, "end": 4673.7, "text": " realistic except for that one dude I saw who had a double jump"}, {"start": 4673.7, "end": 4683.0199999999995, "text": " oh the the the bee hopper bee hopper they do know smokes though oh secret"}, {"start": 4683.02, "end": 4685.02, "text": " Good kill. Good trade. Got mine."}, {"start": 4700.02, "end": 4702.02, "text": " Maybe I should just tech nine rush every round."}, {"start": 4702.02, "end": 4720.3, "text": " I'm going to take out a grenade again, I know you're literally outfragging me."}, {"start": 4720.3, "end": 4722.3, "text": " Never pull out a grenade."}, {"start": 4722.3, "end": 4725.34, "text": " There's one fence or rafters, I should say."}, {"start": 4725.34, "end": 4726.34, "text": " Last one's rafters."}, {"start": 4726.34, "end": 4729.34, "text": " Last one on site."}, {"start": 4729.34, "end": 4731.34, "text": " Ram"}, {"start": 4738.22, "end": 4744.900000000001, "text": " That was a pretty good shot chat the Scoutler damn damn"}, {"start": 4747.14, "end": 4749.14, "text": " 26 kills on this beast"}, {"start": 4753.5, "end": 4756.860000000001, "text": " I see you can buy you an AK if you want, but no, I think he's got a scout"}, {"start": 4757.58, "end": 4759.58, "text": " He's good. Tell him I'm a scout demon"}, {"start": 4772.62, "end": 4776.42, "text": " Outside kind of clean with it who's kidding. There's one garage"}, {"start": 4776.42, "end": 4794.86, "text": " our bombs down secret like down the steps squeaky open where the fuck did"}, {"start": 4794.86, "end": 4810.259999999999, "text": " did opera go? There he is. He spawned him. He just came down the vent. You've bombed"}, {"start": 4810.26, "end": 4811.7, "text": " By the way, okay."}, {"start": 4814.42, "end": 4815.26, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 4815.26, "end": 4816.1, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 4826.9800000000005, "end": 4827.820000000001, "text": " That's done."}, {"start": 4829.18, "end": 4830.42, "text": " That's done real bad."}, {"start": 4831.58, "end": 4832.66, "text": " Good shit, man."}, {"start": 4832.66, "end": 4834.38, "text": " Great fucking spray control."}, {"start": 4834.38, "end": 4843.38, "text": " is on the rare plant ace. Oh, he is."}, {"start": 4843.38, "end": 4850.38, "text": " What the bubble? Shit, oh shit. Shit. Ass. Yeah, look at that. Look at that. Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 4850.38, "end": 4863.38, "text": " Oh, GEOGEN. Damn. Oh, my throat. Oh, I just went off for him. Yes!"}, {"start": 4863.38, "end": 4864.76, "text": " Let's goooo."}, {"start": 4866.86, "end": 4868.76, "text": " Crazy round."}, {"start": 4868.76, "end": 4870.24, "text": " What a fucking round."}, {"start": 4876.12, "end": 4877.54, "text": " Remember that headshot from round one?"}, {"start": 4877.54, "end": 4878.28, "text": " Ohhh."}, {"start": 4879.42, "end": 4880.42, "text": " Damn remember that."}, {"start": 4881.3, "end": 4883.66, "text": " I think my frames just die all the time."}, {"start": 4884.54, "end": 4885.54, "text": " The guy didn't fake defuse."}, {"start": 4885.54, "end": 4886.54, "text": " I only gave Ty."}, {"start": 4893.38, "end": 4903.38, "text": " I don't know, what's going on in all chat?"}, {"start": 4903.38, "end": 4904.38, "text": " It's sufficiently scary."}, {"start": 4904.38, "end": 4905.38, "text": " Where was that?"}, {"start": 4905.38, "end": 4906.38, "text": " Garage."}, {"start": 4906.38, "end": 4907.38, "text": " Someone got knifed."}, {"start": 4907.38, "end": 4908.38, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 4908.38, "end": 4909.38, "text": " Knifed and revolvered."}, {"start": 4909.38, "end": 4910.38, "text": " Oh, I bomb."}, {"start": 4910.38, "end": 4911.38, "text": " Oh, I bomb."}, {"start": 4911.38, "end": 4912.38, "text": " I bomb."}, {"start": 4912.38, "end": 4913.38, "text": " I bomb."}, {"start": 4913.38, "end": 4914.38, "text": " I bomb."}, {"start": 4914.38, "end": 4915.38, "text": " I bomb."}, {"start": 4915.38, "end": 4916.38, "text": " I bomb."}, {"start": 4916.38, "end": 4917.38, "text": " I bomb."}, {"start": 4917.38, "end": 4918.38, "text": " I bomb."}, {"start": 4918.38, "end": 4945.66, "text": " my bomb what are you watching Corey single don't worry I got killed double"}, {"start": 4945.66, "end": 4958.66, "text": " I mean, you did what you could."}, {"start": 4958.66, "end": 4964.26, "text": " I was trying to crouch out of there, so I'm dead."}, {"start": 4964.26, "end": 4965.26, "text": " That was around?"}, {"start": 4965.26, "end": 4966.26, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 4966.26, "end": 4967.26, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 4967.26, "end": 4968.26, "text": " I got an assist, man."}, {"start": 4968.26, "end": 4973.26, "text": " You got an assist because you can't even..."}, {"start": 4973.26, "end": 4980.26, "text": " the"}, {"start": 4980.26, "end": 4987.1, "text": " i love counter strike man"}, {"start": 4987.1, "end": 4988.46, "text": " again by shit"}, {"start": 4988.46, "end": 4990.02, "text": " scalp"}, {"start": 4990.02, "end": 4991.18, "text": " nah"}, {"start": 4991.18, "end": 4998.18, "text": " twenty six kills on this beast man"}, {"start": 5033.26, "end": 5034.26, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 5036.26, "end": 5037.26, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 5039.26, "end": 5040.26, "text": " Ah! You got this, perp."}, {"start": 5042.26, "end": 5043.26, "text": " I mean, Orange."}, {"start": 5043.26, "end": 5044.26, "text": " Purple's on the other team."}, {"start": 5063.26, "end": 5077.62, "text": " oh man holy bug we won"}, {"start": 5077.62, "end": 5084.820000000001, "text": " oh shit that's so funny man"}, {"start": 5084.82, "end": 5088.5, "text": " Fuck it 26 kills on this beast"}, {"start": 5091.099999999999, "end": 5093.099999999999, "text": " Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea y'all I"}, {"start": 5094.54, "end": 5097.219999999999, "text": " Got less kills than the dude with the 2k elo"}, {"start": 5099.86, "end": 5105.86, "text": " Y'all are decent amount of damage though. I'm getting a lot of assists for sure a lot of people stealing my kills"}, {"start": 5106.62, "end": 5111.12, "text": " This guy's running backwards. What's going on? Are you okay? Are you okay?"}, {"start": 5115.62, "end": 5117.62, "text": " Miss me"}, {"start": 5124.86, "end": 5127.66, "text": " Two down on a 27 baby"}, {"start": 5132.139999999999, "end": 5137.62, "text": " Worth one ramp he said yeah one coming behind you as well with the bombs down outside. Oh fuck"}, {"start": 5144.82, "end": 5149.82, "text": " and blizzard shot over his head"}, {"start": 5149.82, "end": 5150.82, "text": " do you have bomb"}, {"start": 5150.82, "end": 5152.82, "text": " yeah yeah"}, {"start": 5152.82, "end": 5153.82, "text": " someone gave it to me man"}, {"start": 5153.82, "end": 5156.82, "text": " literally not my fault nothing i could do"}, {"start": 5156.82, "end": 5158.82, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5173.7, "end": 5175.7, "text": " Yes"}, {"start": 5186.82, "end": 5187.82, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 5189.32, "end": 5191.32, "text": " Please watch and go."}, {"start": 5193.0199999999995, "end": 5193.5199999999995, "text": " Bro..."}, {"start": 5194.0199999999995, "end": 5195.0199999999995, "text": " My teammate, man."}, {"start": 5195.5199999999995, "end": 5196.5199999999995, "text": " My teammate, man!"}, {"start": 5197.42, "end": 5198.42, "text": " Sorry!"}, {"start": 5199.82, "end": 5202.719999999999, "text": " In your orange, and also green, let's do this."}, {"start": 5206.0199999999995, "end": 5207.32, "text": " This is one's up heaven."}, {"start": 5208.12, "end": 5209.0199999999995, "text": " Heaven? That's my guy."}, {"start": 5209.0199999999995, "end": 5210.5199999999995, "text": " They're going to be..."}, {"start": 5214.92, "end": 5215.92, "text": " I'm planting."}, {"start": 5215.92, "end": 5217.92, "text": " It's like in B"}, {"start": 5228.92, "end": 5230.92, "text": " There's my vent"}, {"start": 5241.92, "end": 5243.92, "text": " They planted out left"}, {"start": 5243.92, "end": 5246.64, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 5246.64, "end": 5250.08, "text": " It's kind of crazy actually running."}, {"start": 5250.08, "end": 5252.96, "text": " How's your adrenaline?"}, {"start": 5252.96, "end": 5253.96, "text": " I'm feeling good, man."}, {"start": 5253.96, "end": 5256.52, "text": " I'm feeling good after that."}, {"start": 5256.52, "end": 5257.52, "text": " Slump them."}, {"start": 5257.52, "end": 5258.52, "text": " Four in one."}, {"start": 5258.52, "end": 5259.52, "text": " Four in one."}, {"start": 5259.52, "end": 5264.96, "text": " It's kind of sad on that."}, {"start": 5264.96, "end": 5269.24, "text": " My dude like walked in front of me, man."}, {"start": 5269.24, "end": 5270.24, "text": " Twice."}, {"start": 5270.24, "end": 5289.0, "text": " I got made it. Yeah, they're outside demons, man. They play aggressive. You just lurk."}, {"start": 5289.0, "end": 5292.04, "text": " You might be able to catch them on the aggressive push."}, {"start": 5292.04, "end": 5293.04, "text": " Yup."}, {"start": 5293.04, "end": 5295.14, "text": " Is that damn blizzard?"}, {"start": 5295.14, "end": 5296.14, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5305.04, "end": 5307.44, "text": " The guns to zoom in."}, {"start": 5307.44, "end": 5309.34, "text": " One more ramp."}, {"start": 5309.34, "end": 5310.04, "text": " Take this out."}, {"start": 5310.04, "end": 5312.04, "text": " Whoa. Good shot."}, {"start": 5314.24, "end": 5316.64, "text": " I've recovered the bomb."}, {"start": 5316.64, "end": 5319.64, "text": " Yeah, there's only one. So."}, {"start": 5319.64, "end": 5321.64, "text": " Let's go vent to lower."}, {"start": 5322.04, "end": 5327.24, "text": " I think he wants you to play here. I don't give a fuck about this guy, bro. I'm my own man."}, {"start": 5327.24, "end": 5330.24, "text": " I guess I'll do it."}, {"start": 5337.24, "end": 5339.24, "text": " Lobby? Hutt."}, {"start": 5342.24, "end": 5345.24, "text": " No longer Hutt, I would say. He's coming around the other way."}, {"start": 5349.24, "end": 5351.24, "text": " Nice. You're faded, bro."}, {"start": 5352.04, "end": 5361.04, "text": " I dropped M4 if anyone wants it."}, {"start": 5361.04, "end": 5364.04, "text": " Sheesh!"}, {"start": 5364.04, "end": 5368.04, "text": " Nobody wants it."}, {"start": 5368.04, "end": 5370.04, "text": " M4 on the ground for free, guys."}, {"start": 5370.04, "end": 5372.04, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5377.04, "end": 5380.04, "text": " I could have bought somebody, actually, I realized."}, {"start": 5382.04, "end": 5384.04, "text": " What'd you say?"}, {"start": 5384.04, "end": 5385.04, "text": " You're the bomb."}, {"start": 5385.04, "end": 5386.04, "text": " Just make it shit."}, {"start": 5386.04, "end": 5387.04, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 5387.04, "end": 5388.04, "text": " Swag."}, {"start": 5388.04, "end": 5389.04, "text": " You hear that?"}, {"start": 5389.04, "end": 5392.04, "text": " That's our guy reloading, I think, if that's what you're doing."}, {"start": 5392.04, "end": 5393.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5393.04, "end": 5394.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5394.04, "end": 5395.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5395.04, "end": 5396.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5396.04, "end": 5397.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5397.04, "end": 5398.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5398.04, "end": 5399.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5399.04, "end": 5400.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5400.04, "end": 5401.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5401.04, "end": 5402.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5402.04, "end": 5403.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5403.04, "end": 5404.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5404.04, "end": 5405.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5405.04, "end": 5406.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5406.04, "end": 5407.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5407.04, "end": 5408.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5408.04, "end": 5409.04, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5409.04, "end": 5416.72, "text": " one heaven"}, {"start": 5416.72, "end": 5418.48, "text": " oh that's my guy B site"}, {"start": 5418.48, "end": 5429.16, "text": " I'll say let me pick the guy heaven"}, {"start": 5429.16, "end": 5432.32, "text": " not bad y'all dambles area on the upper he's going through hut"}, {"start": 5432.32, "end": 5434.32, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5439.2, "end": 5441.2, "text": " Good plant good plant Ben"}, {"start": 5449.679999999999, "end": 5451.28, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5451.28, "end": 5457.28, "text": " Dude seven on T side nuke though, kind of insane. He meant he moved so weird when he fell down"}, {"start": 5457.28, "end": 5461.28, "text": " I was expecting to have more momentum to his left. Well, bro. He's literally a podcaster"}, {"start": 5462.32, "end": 5466.48, "text": " He's literally 5'6\", 290 pounds, 1% body fat."}, {"start": 5466.48, "end": 5467.48, "text": " Like, what do you expect?"}, {"start": 5467.48, "end": 5468.98, "text": " Of course he's gonna be moving different."}, {"start": 5468.98, "end": 5470.98, "text": " All the life for you."}, {"start": 5470.98, "end": 5472.98, "text": " Kill her, T-Rounds."}, {"start": 5472.98, "end": 5473.98, "text": " It's fair."}, {"start": 5479.98, "end": 5482.78, "text": " Remember, this isn't the killing house anymore."}, {"start": 5482.78, "end": 5483.78, "text": " Very good, very good."}, {"start": 5483.78, "end": 5484.78, "text": " This is just for the life."}, {"start": 5484.78, "end": 5485.78, "text": " He's saying, good T-Rounds."}, {"start": 5485.78, "end": 5486.78, "text": " Good T-Rounds."}, {"start": 5486.78, "end": 5488.28, "text": " He didn't see me play, obviously."}, {"start": 5488.28, "end": 5489.78, "text": " At the half."}, {"start": 5489.78, "end": 5490.78, "text": " You clutched one?"}, {"start": 5490.78, "end": 5499.259999999999, "text": " for a living, but he couldn't hit the ceiling, and we said to be that one in a million."}, {"start": 5501.66, "end": 5503.9, "text": " Who that? Panic at the disco."}, {"start": 5512.219999999999, "end": 5516.54, "text": " I think I only know the one song by Panic at the disco. This is a big hit from 2019."}, {"start": 5516.54, "end": 5521.14, "text": " a bad my bad green luckily no friendly fire damage there they're coming ramp be"}, {"start": 5521.14, "end": 5525.9, "text": " careful ramp push"}, {"start": 5526.4, "end": 5535.34, "text": " there's at least two ramp Jesus Christ that was a disaster"}, {"start": 5535.34, "end": 5540.7, "text": " he does one more damage to me and as a result I fucking die and he lives that"}, {"start": 5540.7, "end": 5551.8, "text": " seems real fair. It's going to be one inch in a minion. Wait, it's going to be one inch"}, {"start": 5551.8, "end": 5562.88, "text": " in a minion at the half high high. Oh, okay. That's on. Yeah. Almost. I think it was that"}, {"start": 5562.88, "end": 5564.6, "text": " Haven't you people ever heard of?"}, {"start": 5564.6, "end": 5565.2, "text": " Yeah, that's classic."}, {"start": 5565.2, "end": 5567.400000000001, "text": " Tozen again, damn dorn-o."}, {"start": 5571.400000000001, "end": 5572.6, "text": " That sounds like a ramp."}, {"start": 5572.6, "end": 5573.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5573.1, "end": 5575.4800000000005, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 5575.4800000000005, "end": 5576.2, "text": " We killed two ramps."}, {"start": 5576.2, "end": 5577.08, "text": " We run these streets."}, {"start": 5579.6, "end": 5581.4800000000005, "text": " They dropping even cool."}, {"start": 5581.4800000000005, "end": 5582.6, "text": " Oh, SMGs."}, {"start": 5585.28, "end": 5586.24, "text": " One vent squeaky."}, {"start": 5586.24, "end": 5588.24, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5592.38, "end": 5594.639999999999, "text": " Talk shot a sap rocky"}, {"start": 5596.8, "end": 5598.8, "text": " Mini one mini"}, {"start": 5599.719999999999, "end": 5604.08, "text": " Got him. It's just you right the fuck. I got an ace"}, {"start": 5609.04, "end": 5612.92, "text": " It's a Jesus Christ Bob Balaban with an earring shotgun ace"}, {"start": 5616.24, "end": 5619.58, "text": " The Volk happened to the rest of the team, man."}, {"start": 5619.58, "end": 5622.78, "text": " We died. I only had a pistol. I had two shit."}, {"start": 5622.78, "end": 5628.78, "text": " Jesus Christ. The shotgun, the cocked-on tech works, man."}, {"start": 5628.78, "end": 5634.28, "text": " That's perfect for you, because that's 10 where you aim at."}, {"start": 5634.28, "end": 5636.28, "text": " That's where I aim anyway, exactly."}, {"start": 5636.28, "end": 5646.28, "text": " some boys lobby"}, {"start": 5646.28, "end": 5651.28, "text": " okay there's only one left"}, {"start": 5651.28, "end": 5664.7, "text": " Lobby not taking a bomb on my watch. I'll tell you that much"}, {"start": 5664.7, "end": 5668.94, "text": " Be patient"}, {"start": 5668.9400000000005, "end": 5670.9400000000005, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 5679.580000000001, "end": 5687.14, "text": " It's bad what the fuck what the okay, okay, okay, okay, okay? What the fuck happens? What the fuck? I'm squeaky and he popped me"}, {"start": 5691.700000000001, "end": 5693.700000000001, "text": " I'm broke again"}, {"start": 5693.7, "end": 5702.54, "text": " When I have a conversation you bought an op we were all broke say no"}, {"start": 5702.54, "end": 5707.62, "text": " so dear the only one for God yeah yeah well two rounds ago that wouldn't have"}, {"start": 5707.62, "end": 5710.0599999999995, "text": " changed anything"}, {"start": 5712.98, "end": 5717.139999999999, "text": " am I am I right or am I wrong"}, {"start": 5723.7, "end": 5725.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 5732.34, "end": 5734.34, "text": " Didn't mini"}, {"start": 5737.66, "end": 5742.38, "text": " They got me guys locked in oh my god"}, {"start": 5748.46, "end": 5750.46, "text": " Oh just so they don't get it"}, {"start": 5753.7, "end": 5760.7, "text": " Yeah, good, good shape."}, {"start": 5760.7, "end": 5764.7, "text": " Okay, we got this."}, {"start": 5764.7, "end": 5769.7, "text": " We'll have guns this round."}, {"start": 5769.7, "end": 5774.7, "text": " Sorry, I'm not even sweating minus 5K."}, {"start": 5774.7, "end": 5779.7, "text": " It literally could have been minus 10K."}, {"start": 5779.7, "end": 5781.82, "text": " If they had picked up the gun, it would have been minus 10k."}, {"start": 5785.58, "end": 5786.78, "text": " I don't know any of the words of that song."}, {"start": 5787.42, "end": 5790.7, "text": " He came from somewhere back in the long ago."}, {"start": 5791.98, "end": 5795.94, "text": " I just hear that to recreate what I get to be created."}, {"start": 5796.58, "end": 5799.98, "text": " But once in a life, she musters a smile."}, {"start": 5799.98, "end": 5801.0199999999995, "text": " There's one rep."}, {"start": 5801.0199999999995, "end": 5804.139999999999, "text": " The furnace that you're pushing lobby."}, {"start": 5806.54, "end": 5808.82, "text": " So one trophy outside coming mini."}, {"start": 5809.7, "end": 5819.22, "text": " He moved back to Lobby."}, {"start": 5819.22, "end": 5821.139999999999, "text": " No one trophy."}, {"start": 5821.139999999999, "end": 5823.139999999999, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5823.139999999999, "end": 5825.139999999999, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 5825.139999999999, "end": 5835.94, "text": " I didn't, didn't even see a boy."}, {"start": 5835.9400000000005, "end": 5841.14, "text": " I think we hop outside on this one. Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking that's the move"}, {"start": 5841.900000000001, "end": 5844.660000000001, "text": " Races here those Michael McDonald songs in"}, {"start": 5854.18, "end": 5859.18, "text": " That's actually by the DB brothers Michael McDonald just happens to be whatever the vocalists that in a"}, {"start": 5859.900000000001, "end": 5862.660000000001, "text": " Like this name Aaron Neville. Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 5865.9400000000005, "end": 5867.9400000000005, "text": " I love you"}, {"start": 5867.9400000000005, "end": 5869.9400000000005, "text": " Oh, it came out hot"}, {"start": 5869.9400000000005, "end": 5874.9400000000005, "text": " The stars are brightly"}, {"start": 5874.9400000000005, "end": 5876.9400000000005, "text": " bright"}, {"start": 5876.9400000000005, "end": 5878.9400000000005, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"}, {"start": 5878.9400000000005, "end": 5880.9400000000005, "text": " Ooh, mini mini"}, {"start": 5880.9400000000005, "end": 5882.9400000000005, "text": " The night"}, {"start": 5885.9400000000005, "end": 5887.9400000000005, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 5890.9400000000005, "end": 5892.9400000000005, "text": " That was clean with it"}, {"start": 5892.9400000000005, "end": 5915.34, "text": " I didn't expect him to come having man. I just didn't think that's the sort of thing"}, {"start": 5915.34, "end": 5916.34, "text": " that could happen."}, {"start": 5916.34, "end": 5922.34, "text": " You did come out of the ladder all fucked up."}, {"start": 5922.34, "end": 5925.34, "text": " To be and come headin'."}, {"start": 5925.34, "end": 5928.34, "text": " Deoders!"}, {"start": 5928.34, "end": 5935.34, "text": " Let's make this right, Israeli."}, {"start": 5935.34, "end": 5944.34, "text": " Oh no, we're both doing that."}, {"start": 5944.34, "end": 5956.1, "text": " Wait, you guys are awesome?"}, {"start": 5956.1, "end": 5957.1, "text": " One outside."}, {"start": 5957.1, "end": 5961.1, "text": " Last one outside."}, {"start": 5961.1, "end": 5962.1, "text": " Maybe I don't know."}, {"start": 5962.1, "end": 5963.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5963.1, "end": 5964.1, "text": " Mine?"}, {"start": 5964.1, "end": 5965.1, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 5965.1, "end": 5966.1, "text": " It showed up as a red dot on the map."}, {"start": 5966.1, "end": 5967.1, "text": " Oh, did he?"}, {"start": 5967.1, "end": 5969.54, "text": " I didn't see it."}, {"start": 5969.54, "end": 5973.82, "text": " I was never glance at mini-map, and I can't take focus off the screen."}, {"start": 5973.82, "end": 5975.82, "text": " Cheese."}, {"start": 5982.82, "end": 5985.82, "text": " Favorite T-Pain song from the Tiny Desk concert?"}, {"start": 5988.82, "end": 5990.82, "text": " Probably say drinking partner."}, {"start": 5991.82, "end": 5995.82, "text": " I think I need her to take a drink with me."}, {"start": 6003.82, "end": 6012.82, "text": " Yeah, that was kind of a peak, man, but that was, uh, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 6012.82, "end": 6016.219999999999, "text": " One guy's outside."}, {"start": 6016.219999999999, "end": 6019.219999999999, "text": " He got one nil side."}, {"start": 6019.219999999999, "end": 6023.219999999999, "text": " I don't know what's going on."}, {"start": 6023.219999999999, "end": 6025.219999999999, "text": " They're being patient."}, {"start": 6025.219999999999, "end": 6028.219999999999, "text": " They literally resigned."}, {"start": 6028.219999999999, "end": 6029.219999999999, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 6029.22, "end": 6035.3, "text": " I think they've given up on life because we're too good."}, {"start": 6035.3, "end": 6038.06, "text": " The A's really demoralized them."}, {"start": 6038.06, "end": 6039.06, "text": " Maybe dude."}, {"start": 6039.06, "end": 6040.56, "text": " I mean I would have been demoralized."}, {"start": 6040.56, "end": 6043.26, "text": " For sure."}, {"start": 6043.26, "end": 6046.26, "text": " By a Zeus."}, {"start": 6046.26, "end": 6053.26, "text": " the"}, {"start": 6053.26, "end": 6057.26, "text": " on just got it in there mess is"}, {"start": 6057.26, "end": 6062.26, "text": " just like which is with fat ass is"}, {"start": 6062.26, "end": 6067.26, "text": " oh oh shit"}, {"start": 6067.26, "end": 6070.26, "text": " down down down down down"}, {"start": 6070.26, "end": 6073.26, "text": " oh they're on top of a miniature"}, {"start": 6073.26, "end": 6086.1, "text": " they're everywhere outside outside let's outside they could have gone secret"}, {"start": 6086.1, "end": 6091.26, "text": " I'm not sure I don't think they're the type of be no last ones outside did you"}, {"start": 6091.26, "end": 6099.62, "text": " see him there's two and I did not oh there's two you're right but I would be"}, {"start": 6099.62, "end": 6106.62, "text": " happy to kill them on their retake anyway."}, {"start": 6121.62, "end": 6124.62, "text": " Green got one. Green got killed squeaky."}, {"start": 6124.62, "end": 6126.62, "text": " That's the one through squeaky."}, {"start": 6126.62, "end": 6128.62, "text": " He's in A."}, {"start": 6128.62, "end": 6130.62, "text": " Blank them, hit him for 98."}, {"start": 6148.62, "end": 6150.62, "text": " You gotta be kidding me."}, {"start": 6150.62, "end": 6160.62, "text": " I hate the ladders."}, {"start": 6160.62, "end": 6178.94, "text": " He's a bad man."}, {"start": 6178.9400000000005, "end": 6182.860000000001, "text": " only the guy had been peak he actually would have had a much better chance there"}, {"start": 6182.860000000001, "end": 6190.14, "text": " honestly let's go I need to play against better people"}, {"start": 6192.06, "end": 6195.06, "text": " they're going"}, {"start": 6195.06, "end": 6201.06, "text": " damn sergeant major rank 20"}, {"start": 6201.06, "end": 6209.06, "text": " for 7k yellow went fucking crazy"}, {"start": 6209.06, "end": 6213.06, "text": " mmm that's true"}, {"start": 6213.06, "end": 6216.06, "text": " that's true I see what you're saying a little suss"}, {"start": 6216.06, "end": 6219.06, "text": " little smurfler"}, {"start": 6219.06, "end": 6223.06, "text": " Cory I'm gonna catch you I'm gonna catch you"}, {"start": 6223.820000000001, "end": 6225.96, "text": " Now if we're playing together, I'm gonna get you"}, {"start": 6229.860000000001, "end": 6234.740000000001, "text": " Kind of crazy period flax 10 wins 14,000 elo"}, {"start": 6235.660000000001, "end": 6237.660000000001, "text": " Chibli"}, {"start": 6237.9400000000005, "end": 6239.9400000000005, "text": " 143 wins"}, {"start": 6241.820000000001, "end": 6250.68, "text": " 9892 elo, I think he was on like promotion match like three times yesterday. Holy shit. I"}, {"start": 6250.68, "end": 6256.8, "text": " I mean, Jasky used to be 17K."}, {"start": 6256.8, "end": 6259.240000000001, "text": " Now he's down to 10K."}, {"start": 6259.240000000001, "end": 6268.68, "text": " It's so insane that nobody on my friend's list has more than a 46% win rate."}, {"start": 6268.68, "end": 6273.8, "text": " I mean, I have an 81% win rate."}, {"start": 6273.8, "end": 6276.72, "text": " Oh, no, no, no, no, no, 36% win rate."}, {"start": 6276.72, "end": 6278.92, "text": " I'm looking at the wrong one."}, {"start": 6278.92, "end": 6284.4400000000005, "text": " you're really feeling yourself after that new game I want one I have one that's"}, {"start": 6284.4400000000005, "end": 6293.32, "text": " 51% they're top 2% oh damn 25k rating that's insane that's crazy"}, {"start": 6293.32, "end": 6300.0, "text": " is the vixie kind of crazy with it"}, {"start": 6300.0, "end": 6302.5199999999995, "text": " that's squeak shit"}, {"start": 6302.5199999999995, "end": 6309.92, "text": " this is that pink venom"}, {"start": 6309.92, "end": 6312.799999999999, "text": " jesson has played like 400 matches during the last four months"}, {"start": 6312.799999999999, "end": 6316.0, "text": " jesson's been insane with this game"}, {"start": 6316.0, "end": 6320.88, "text": " five six bro he's got a perfect sequence in his win percentage"}, {"start": 6328.08, "end": 6336.2, "text": " minute by minute by minute you know you know that one I might need more than"}, {"start": 6336.2, "end": 6344.24, "text": " that Corey who would you be of the four lads who work as smart tech shit I don't"}, {"start": 6344.24, "end": 6347.66, "text": " I don't know, one of us has got to be Romany Malco."}, {"start": 6349.36, "end": 6350.679999999999, "text": " I don't know if we know anybody."}, {"start": 6350.679999999999, "end": 6352.08, "text": " Smart, smart tech?"}, {"start": 6352.08, "end": 6354.5199999999995, "text": " Yeah, like from 40 year old Virgin."}, {"start": 6354.5199999999995, "end": 6359.5199999999995, "text": " Oh, I was trying to figure out what the reference was."}, {"start": 6359.5599999999995, "end": 6361.44, "text": " I mean, nobody wants to be Andy."}, {"start": 6362.599999999999, "end": 6363.92, "text": " Yeah, that's true."}, {"start": 6365.179999999999, "end": 6369.88, "text": " Nobody wants to be, everybody wants to be Paul Rudd, probably."}, {"start": 6371.0, "end": 6372.679999999999, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 6374.24, "end": 6386.24, "text": " Yeah, but he is down bad in that movie."}, {"start": 6386.24, "end": 6388.24, "text": " He cheats on his wife."}, {"start": 6388.24, "end": 6390.24, "text": " That's Romani Malco."}, {"start": 6390.24, "end": 6393.24, "text": " Romani Malco is cheating on his wife."}, {"start": 6393.24, "end": 6399.24, "text": " But then it leads to that classic scene where Steve Carell says she was a hoe."}, {"start": 6399.24, "end": 6401.24, "text": " Oh, show."}, {"start": 6401.24, "end": 6408.24, "text": " Oh, they don't want to play Dust."}, {"start": 6414.24, "end": 6417.24, "text": " What is he doing? I forgot."}, {"start": 6417.24, "end": 6421.24, "text": " Oh, he does say bitches run wild, which is crazy."}, {"start": 6421.24, "end": 6429.24, "text": " He says, you gotta keep your hole on a leash, which coming out of Steve Carell's mouth is just, is insane."}, {"start": 6431.24, "end": 6435.32, "text": " She was hurting for a squirt and"}, {"start": 6435.32, "end": 6441.12, "text": " I think I'm only in this dude. I honestly think it's actually the best Jod apatow movie."}, {"start": 6441.12, "end": 6447.719999999999, "text": " It's possible. I think it's highly underrated. The fact that it's had like a 3.2 on Letterbox or something is fucked up."}, {"start": 6447.719999999999, "end": 6451.5599999999995, "text": " I've seen it. I saw it once in theaters and then"}, {"start": 6451.5599999999995, "end": 6455.28, "text": " the only scene I've seen two scenes I think"}, {"start": 6455.28, "end": 6458.639999999999, "text": " more than that. Don't talk about the body waxing."}, {"start": 6458.64, "end": 6463.02, "text": " in getting waxed on Kelly Clarkson I'm just saying that's the only other that"}, {"start": 6463.02, "end": 6472.88, "text": " one in the the what was it how do I know you're gay great scene great scene"}, {"start": 6472.88, "end": 6479.84, "text": " they couldn't make it anymore it's true well who knows it might be coming back"}, {"start": 6479.84, "end": 6485.92, "text": " they should dude remake it because it's been 20 years the 60 year old virgin the"}, {"start": 6485.92, "end": 6489.5, "text": " the same guy"}, {"start": 6489.5, "end": 6494.06, "text": " he fucked at the end of the first movie it fucking didn't take or whatever"}, {"start": 6494.06, "end": 6496.22, "text": " but she's she"}, {"start": 6496.22, "end": 6501.78, "text": " said like she's fake dick exactly he was wearing a fake dick"}, {"start": 6501.78, "end": 6508.78, "text": " it was a prosthetic dick"}, {"start": 6515.92, "end": 6518.08, "text": " ramp at least one"}, {"start": 6518.08, "end": 6519.4400000000005, "text": " holy fuck"}, {"start": 6519.4400000000005, "end": 6522.52, "text": " oh my god i got hit for ninety nine"}, {"start": 6522.52, "end": 6524.4400000000005, "text": " and then got a grenade kill"}, {"start": 6524.4400000000005, "end": 6529.6, "text": " that's insane"}, {"start": 6529.6, "end": 6536.6, "text": " holy shit"}, {"start": 6537.28, "end": 6544.28, "text": " one died squeaky"}, {"start": 6545.28, "end": 6547.28, "text": " I don't know what happened there"}, {"start": 6550.759999999999, "end": 6552.759999999999, "text": " Good round guys good round"}, {"start": 6554.12, "end": 6555.679999999999, "text": " Weird one"}, {"start": 6555.679999999999, "end": 6560.32, "text": " Fucking weird round. I gotta figure out who said that chat and mute him. I don't know who said it"}, {"start": 6569.48, "end": 6571.48, "text": " 68 with one grenade kind of crazy"}, {"start": 6574.28, "end": 6576.28, "text": " I have comms off, so I don't know"}, {"start": 6581.0599999999995, "end": 6583.0599999999995, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 6590.719999999999, "end": 6597.0, "text": " No, okay, I think I got to mute everybody this sucks. They asked me you got your Asia"}, {"start": 6598.7, "end": 6601.96, "text": " Nope neither the words they said started with that letter"}, {"start": 6604.28, "end": 6609.28, "text": " Lobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 6617.28, "end": 6619.28, "text": " How do I mute?"}, {"start": 6619.28, "end": 6625.28, "text": " Tab, tab, right click to enable your mouse pointer and then there should be like a speaker icon or something to click on."}, {"start": 6629.28, "end": 6632.28, "text": " Fuck it, bro. Honour show."}, {"start": 6634.28, "end": 6639.12, "text": " There we go, and we're playing dark dude. It's honestly it's kind of the move"}, {"start": 6650.84, "end": 6654.4, "text": " The old racism speedrun it took one round"}, {"start": 6654.400000000001, "end": 6680.740000000001, "text": " sound. Use your P with this Edward Batem, but like with quotation marks around it. It"}, {"start": 6680.74, "end": 6684.179999999999, "text": " could have gone secret I think"}, {"start": 6684.179999999999, "end": 6686.58, "text": " I think there's smokes for secret or fucked up"}, {"start": 6686.58, "end": 6691.0199999999995, "text": " bomb presented itself outside"}, {"start": 6691.0199999999995, "end": 6698.0199999999995, "text": " nice"}, {"start": 6711.58, "end": 6713.58, "text": " Yeah, bum to me"}, {"start": 6716.0599999999995, "end": 6720.5, "text": " Good round guys, good round. Do you think I could survive jumping off this straight now?"}, {"start": 6721.5, "end": 6727.54, "text": " I don't know how much health you have. 31. 31. Yeah, I don't know how much it does. It might be tough. It might be a tough one."}, {"start": 6731.219999999999, "end": 6733.219999999999, "text": " Damn"}, {"start": 6763.22, "end": 6766.820000000001, "text": " uh silo"}, {"start": 6769.38, "end": 6774.820000000001, "text": " not anymore bro love that for you"}, {"start": 6778.26, "end": 6783.06, "text": " still one up there on silo some on the roof somewhere"}, {"start": 6783.06, "end": 6786.58, "text": " maybe roof and mini i gotta take a look"}, {"start": 6786.58, "end": 6790.820000000001, "text": " oh red box yeah you got me scouting me he's gonna take my"}, {"start": 6790.82, "end": 6806.82, "text": " out. Oh, what a shot, man. He's jumping like crazy. That's done. He did kind of pop out"}, {"start": 6806.82, "end": 6822.66, "text": " like Tony Montana, though, hit him with the 60 degree swivel of the hips."}, {"start": 6823.179999999999, "end": 6825.0599999999995, "text": " Oh, look like he was hitting the two hand forehand."}, {"start": 6830.78, "end": 6832.259999999999, "text": " Well, he didn't take the hop."}, {"start": 6832.259999999999, "end": 6833.98, "text": " He stuck with the scout, man."}, {"start": 6834.259999999999, "end": 6834.94, "text": " Yeah, he didn't."}, {"start": 6834.94, "end": 6835.74, "text": " He didn't go get your gun."}, {"start": 6836.82, "end": 6838.0199999999995, "text": " Who does he think he is?"}, {"start": 6838.0199999999995, "end": 6839.219999999999, "text": " Someone other than Annie?"}, {"start": 6846.0599999999995, "end": 6848.42, "text": " What's this guy talking about?"}, {"start": 6848.42, "end": 6850.299999999999, "text": " I thought you muted him."}, {"start": 6850.299999999999, "end": 6851.46, "text": " No, no, you."}, {"start": 6851.46, "end": 6851.96, "text": " Oh, me?"}, {"start": 6851.96, "end": 6855.62, "text": " That's what musical Annie gave you, you're done."}, {"start": 6855.62, "end": 6857.7, "text": " It's a damn musical."}, {"start": 6857.7, "end": 6860.78, "text": " Annie's got a gun."}, {"start": 6860.78, "end": 6863.74, "text": " Not another teen movie mentioned."}, {"start": 6863.74, "end": 6866.58, "text": " What did her daddy do?"}, {"start": 6866.58, "end": 6867.62, "text": " i think we know"}, {"start": 6867.62, "end": 6874.62, "text": " i think by now we know"}, {"start": 6889.98, "end": 6892.26, "text": " from whence were they"}, {"start": 6892.26, "end": 6895.06, "text": " I don't know. I'm hearing like lobby, maybe the loblers."}, {"start": 6901.0, "end": 6903.06, "text": " Down there. They smoked the ramp."}, {"start": 6916.26, "end": 6918.0, "text": " No, I don't give a sense."}, {"start": 6918.0, "end": 6920.1, "text": " You'd clearing corners in this game feels so good."}, {"start": 6920.1, "end": 6922.16, "text": " It feels like digging out a piece of ear wax."}, {"start": 6922.26, "end": 6924.26, "text": " Do you know what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 6924.26, "end": 6929.26, "text": " Like the way you go to the corner of your room and dig your angle into the corner of"}, {"start": 6929.26, "end": 6935.06, "text": " the other room and then dig out the other side and eventually you're like, you know"}, {"start": 6935.06, "end": 6937.26, "text": " what I'm saying?"}, {"start": 6937.26, "end": 6941.26, "text": " No, sure."}, {"start": 6941.26, "end": 6945.26, "text": " Yes, and I love ear picking."}, {"start": 6945.26, "end": 6951.26, "text": " Oh, of course, who does it?"}, {"start": 6951.26, "end": 6956.42, "text": " They're smoking outside probably trying to get the secret"}, {"start": 6961.66, "end": 6966.280000000001, "text": " Yeah, there's lots on roof it piqued me freaky box they know what's up"}, {"start": 6971.42, "end": 6975.76, "text": " One got your secret I literally why did I think I shot him and move my crosser?"}, {"start": 6975.76, "end": 6978.68, "text": " Why did I think I shot him and move across there? Oh shit? Oh"}, {"start": 6978.68, "end": 6981.72, "text": " Oh, where'd he come from?"}, {"start": 6981.72, "end": 6984.8, "text": " Lots outside, yeah."}, {"start": 6984.8, "end": 6990.84, "text": " Oh, I can't, I'm not even trying to, um, I'm muted to them."}, {"start": 6990.84, "end": 6995.4400000000005, "text": " I forgot we're playing with racists."}, {"start": 6995.4400000000005, "end": 7000.200000000001, "text": " Which, honestly, the least they could do is, like, clutch up here."}, {"start": 7000.200000000001, "end": 7007.92, "text": " If you're going to be racist, the least you can fucking do is be cracked at Counter-Strike."}, {"start": 7007.92, "end": 7020.64, "text": " Oh shit, you hear him up there man."}, {"start": 7020.64, "end": 7023.68, "text": " Yeah, kinda sucks."}, {"start": 7023.68, "end": 7024.68, "text": " No money."}, {"start": 7024.68, "end": 7025.68, "text": " Oh, if I saw you in heaven."}, {"start": 7025.68, "end": 7026.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7026.68, "end": 7032.68, "text": " Oh, if I saw you in her room."}, {"start": 7032.68, "end": 7033.68, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 7033.68, "end": 7036.68, "text": " Oh, shit, man."}, {"start": 7036.68, "end": 7038.68, "text": " Tremendous imposition."}, {"start": 7038.68, "end": 7042.68, "text": " That's not good."}, {"start": 7042.68, "end": 7050.68, "text": " Ren\u00e9, you may have done some permanent damage."}, {"start": 7050.68, "end": 7057.68, "text": " You got this type of shit that we make you say, Steer!"}, {"start": 7057.68, "end": 7062.92, "text": " One."}, {"start": 7062.92, "end": 7065.88, "text": " I'm tapping my helmet."}, {"start": 7065.88, "end": 7067.96, "text": " That's your, you're the third base coach."}, {"start": 7067.96, "end": 7070.76, "text": " You're telling me to swing at the next meatball that comes across the plate."}, {"start": 7070.76, "end": 7071.76, "text": " No, I'm challenging."}, {"start": 7071.76, "end": 7072.76, "text": " Oh, you're challenging?"}, {"start": 7072.76, "end": 7073.76, "text": " Oh, damn."}, {"start": 7073.76, "end": 7075.88, "text": " I haven't watched any baseball this year because the Jays lost like their first six"}, {"start": 7075.88, "end": 7076.88, "text": " games."}, {"start": 7076.88, "end": 7080.6, "text": " Yeah, some of the fitness."}, {"start": 7080.6, "end": 7087.400000000001, "text": " He smoked outside again."}, {"start": 7087.400000000001, "end": 7090.400000000001, "text": " Their smokes kinda sucked, in my opinion."}, {"start": 7090.400000000001, "end": 7095.88, "text": " Okay, literally I should have killed him, but he had a SG-553."}, {"start": 7095.88, "end": 7097.360000000001, "text": " That's not even legal."}, {"start": 7097.360000000001, "end": 7098.52, "text": " That's literally a band."}, {"start": 7098.52, "end": 7100.8, "text": " That's on the band list."}, {"start": 7100.8, "end": 7105.76, "text": " Did he get through this?"}, {"start": 7105.76, "end": 7110.56, "text": " Yeah, I think so."}, {"start": 7110.56, "end": 7117.56, "text": " Okay. Fuck these fucking ladders, man."}, {"start": 7126.56, "end": 7130.56, "text": " I'll be your teammate. They're jumping up to heaven."}, {"start": 7130.56, "end": 7135.56, "text": " Oh, he's killed him with a revolver from, like, 800 yards away."}, {"start": 7135.56, "end": 7141.56, "text": " Miniatur. There was one in the miniature."}, {"start": 7141.56, "end": 7144.56, "text": " Let's try, let's try, Corey."}, {"start": 7150.56, "end": 7153.56, "text": " Surprise, one in 12k people is a Raze fan."}, {"start": 7153.56, "end": 7156.56, "text": " Literally at one best actor of the 2004 Oscars."}, {"start": 7156.56, "end": 7158.56, "text": " Jamie Foxx."}, {"start": 7165.56, "end": 7172.160000000001, "text": " Did it deserve it? I can't remember, Corey, who else was nominated that year?"}, {"start": 7172.160000000001, "end": 7173.56, "text": " Which year?"}, {"start": 7173.56, "end": 7175.56, "text": " 04, best actor."}, {"start": 7175.56, "end": 7179.06, "text": " Might have a Gyllenhaal in there for a Brokeback Mountain."}, {"start": 7179.06, "end": 7183.06, "text": " 2004?"}, {"start": 7183.06, "end": 7185.56, "text": " I feel like it's 05, I feel like I fell by one."}, {"start": 7185.56, "end": 7190.56, "text": " God damn, did you do any of the Dulles yesterday?"}, {"start": 7190.56, "end": 7191.56, "text": " I did not."}, {"start": 7191.56, "end": 7195.4400000000005, "text": " You know Enter the Gungeon is 10 years old?"}, {"start": 7195.4400000000005, "end": 7198.76, "text": " That makes sense. That feels about right. Fucking suck."}, {"start": 7198.76, "end": 7204.76, "text": " 10 years is kind of like old for a game but young for a person."}, {"start": 7204.76, "end": 7211.76, "text": " Yeah, that's true."}, {"start": 7213.4800000000005, "end": 7217.200000000001, "text": " Trying to go vent, I think."}, {"start": 7217.2, "end": 7223.639999999999, "text": " Glance that literally glanced at you. I said he's not gonna push for me. There's two in trophy. There's two in trophy as we speak"}, {"start": 7225.8, "end": 7227.8, "text": " There's that now they breach ramp oh"}, {"start": 7230.2, "end": 7232.2, "text": " He docked they can't do that"}, {"start": 7236.0, "end": 7238.0, "text": " What was I doing man"}, {"start": 7238.84, "end": 7243.0, "text": " Oh, you glancing at literally I just I was bored for one millisecond and said I got a peek"}, {"start": 7244.2, "end": 7246.2, "text": " How the fuck"}, {"start": 7247.2, "end": 7252.36, "text": " Final Fantasy X is starting to show up in top retro games list."}, {"start": 7252.36, "end": 7254.72, "text": " I'm gonna end it all."}, {"start": 7254.72, "end": 7257.5199999999995, "text": " It literally came out in like 2003."}, {"start": 7257.5199999999995, "end": 7259.5599999999995, "text": " That's 23 years ago, bro."}, {"start": 7259.5599999999995, "end": 7260.5599999999995, "text": " That's valid."}, {"start": 7260.5599999999995, "end": 7266.36, "text": " That shit is old."}, {"start": 7266.36, "end": 7269.44, "text": " You should reconsider your priorities."}, {"start": 7269.44, "end": 7273.88, "text": " They shouldn't put it in there because it's not that good, man."}, {"start": 7273.88, "end": 7276.88, "text": " You didn't enjoy the epic battle against Sin?"}, {"start": 7276.88, "end": 7280.64, "text": " I'm not going to say I'm"}, {"start": 7280.64, "end": 7281.88, "text": " virtually I never really played"}, {"start": 7281.88, "end": 7286.18, "text": " it. Only played X2. It did have"}, {"start": 7286.18, "end": 7288.72, "text": " it did have one of the best like"}, {"start": 7288.72, "end": 7290.32, "text": " mini games in a final fantasy"}, {"start": 7290.32, "end": 7293.32, "text": " ever though. Mm hmm. Caravan"}, {"start": 7293.32, "end": 7296.22, "text": " called No Blitzball. Yeah."}, {"start": 7296.22, "end": 7298.22, "text": " Yeah, let's ball pearl, baby."}, {"start": 7307.6, "end": 7308.7, "text": " Boy, gun to your head."}, {"start": 7308.7, "end": 7311.7, "text": " Hot as a babe in Final Fantasy X."}, {"start": 7311.7, "end": 7312.860000000001, "text": " That's, I couldn't hear."}, {"start": 7312.860000000001, "end": 7317.7, "text": " I said, the hottest babe in Final Fantasy X."}, {"start": 7317.7, "end": 7320.22, "text": " I think I only know one of them, and it's not the one,"}, {"start": 7320.22, "end": 7321.22, "text": " I think I want to say."}, {"start": 7321.22, "end": 7327.9400000000005, "text": " I can't remember I remember Riku. Mm-hmm"}, {"start": 7327.9400000000005, "end": 7330.860000000001, "text": " You too. I don't remember the other one"}, {"start": 7330.860000000001, "end": 7336.42, "text": " Pop 10 hottest babes in gaming history. Ah, damn. You go first."}, {"start": 7336.42, "end": 7346.5, "text": " Trapezoidal era Lara Croft. Lara. I didn't even try to buy anything man I got"}, {"start": 7346.5, "end": 7355.02, "text": " I had money my shit I'm pinned in trophies"}, {"start": 7360.54, "end": 7369.1, "text": " they're pinned with you oh damn what the fuck is he doing man"}, {"start": 7371.1, "end": 7374.1, "text": " holy shit"}, {"start": 7376.5, "end": 7381.1, "text": " It was doing some Blade Runner shit, but he's doing there"}, {"start": 7385.54, "end": 7390.92, "text": " You got right yeah, I got one bro, okay XM 10 14"}, {"start": 7392.22, "end": 7394.22, "text": " To an ins stern zone"}, {"start": 7395.22, "end": 7399.22, "text": " They don't call her I should lower the power word your turn your turn"}, {"start": 7401.74, "end": 7405.06, "text": " Ivy from Soul Calibur to your turn"}, {"start": 7406.5, "end": 7413.5, "text": " Jin Lee. Jin Lee. Jin Lee. Jin Lee."}, {"start": 7413.5, "end": 7423.5, "text": " Chum Lee?"}, {"start": 7423.5, "end": 7426.1, "text": " Oh, no, none of us are outside, huh?"}, {"start": 7428.1, "end": 7429.1, "text": " It's the next guy's problem."}, {"start": 7439.6, "end": 7440.1, "text": " Wow!"}, {"start": 7447.1, "end": 7448.1, "text": " Okay, one in garage."}, {"start": 7451.3, "end": 7452.5, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 7452.5, "end": 7462.82, "text": " good shooting Corey good shooting we know where the last one is nah sick"}, {"start": 7468.58, "end": 7472.78, "text": " I look lower I literally got one kill and damage so blame the rest of the team"}, {"start": 7472.78, "end": 7475.62, "text": " I did my part."}, {"start": 7475.62, "end": 7479.62, "text": " Fuck it, you went Chun-Li?"}, {"start": 7479.62, "end": 7483.54, "text": " Got a grenade, what a grenade."}, {"start": 7483.54, "end": 7484.54, "text": " That was beautiful."}, {"start": 7484.54, "end": 7490.54, "text": " I think he's in the door though."}, {"start": 7490.54, "end": 7495.54, "text": " Fuck it, I'll say it, Rosalina."}, {"start": 7495.54, "end": 7496.54, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 7496.54, "end": 7498.54, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7504.06, "end": 7506.06, "text": " King"}, {"start": 7509.98, "end": 7513.88, "text": " You drown for a huge round stress stress stress holy cow"}, {"start": 7517.3, "end": 7523.34, "text": " You know those racists are going crazy right now they're going he's one of us. He's one of us"}, {"start": 7526.54, "end": 7539.94, "text": " I believe one of them has an offensive sticker on their gun, is what they were talking about"}, {"start": 7539.94, "end": 7542.94, "text": " before too."}, {"start": 7542.94, "end": 7551.74, "text": " Oh, terrible molly, terrible molly."}, {"start": 7551.74, "end": 7552.74, "text": " Outside looks clean."}, {"start": 7552.74, "end": 7554.74, "text": " I"}, {"start": 7555.0199999999995, "end": 7559.66, "text": " Have a shit you be saying orange got one on your lobby in Japan just went to pit"}, {"start": 7561.66, "end": 7564.94, "text": " Hell is pit man, so now pit hut"}, {"start": 7575.219999999999, "end": 7577.219999999999, "text": " They're being aggressive with it"}, {"start": 7578.58, "end": 7581.12, "text": " You're still outside you got outside come outsides clean"}, {"start": 7583.7, "end": 7585.7, "text": " I'll check for the ramp, okay"}, {"start": 7587.58, "end": 7589.58, "text": " Ramp"}, {"start": 7592.7, "end": 7595.42, "text": " Oh, yep ramp didn't hear anything"}, {"start": 7599.34, "end": 7601.34, "text": " Oh, yeah, oh, I know we had bomb"}, {"start": 7603.74, "end": 7606.179999999999, "text": " Peak where's yellow Cory?"}, {"start": 7608.94, "end": 7610.94, "text": " He's watching hut"}, {"start": 7610.9400000000005, "end": 7614.18, "text": " sorry heaven my brain is turned off"}, {"start": 7614.18, "end": 7617.9400000000005, "text": " much in heaven understood yeah"}, {"start": 7617.9400000000005, "end": 7620.900000000001, "text": " from hunt?"}, {"start": 7620.900000000001, "end": 7627.900000000001, "text": " uh yeah okay okay"}, {"start": 7631.06, "end": 7636.06, "text": " ramp"}, {"start": 7636.06, "end": 7638.06, "text": " Yeah, last one's there too."}, {"start": 7638.06, "end": 7654.06, "text": " Good shit, guys, good shit."}, {"start": 7654.06, "end": 7657.06, "text": " I don't support you in any way, but good job, guys."}, {"start": 7657.06, "end": 7660.06, "text": " They're kind of carrying us, to be honest."}, {"start": 7666.06, "end": 7669.96, "text": " Dude chat instead of a crosshair actually might be the fucking move"}, {"start": 7671.0, "end": 7674.26, "text": " That way I could read chat while looking at my crosshair"}, {"start": 7679.34, "end": 7681.34, "text": " Faded one outside"}, {"start": 7682.04, "end": 7685.68, "text": " Love that there's one on top of that's one three on top of silo"}, {"start": 7690.0, "end": 7692.0, "text": " Lots outside"}, {"start": 7696.06, "end": 7706.580000000001, "text": " Oh, I had no bullets. A little bit of fireworks."}, {"start": 7706.580000000001, "end": 7713.9400000000005, "text": " Dude, I honestly think that Grenade was okay because you caught him as he was jumping."}, {"start": 7713.9400000000005, "end": 7741.280000000001, "text": " He's got your up 7 5 CT side he's so bad"}, {"start": 7741.28, "end": 7746.92, "text": " dead. You can live with that."}, {"start": 7750.92, "end": 7758.259999999999, "text": " Damn, that's a hard shot. Oh, they had a dude strafing in front of you as you were shooting at another dude. Yeah, that's tough, man."}, {"start": 7762.259999999999, "end": 7769.259999999999, "text": " I'm dying. Hey, we've already got him. Oh, no. Oh, no. Not the Australian guy. Fuck."}, {"start": 7771.28, "end": 7774.5599999999995, "text": " shit the same physical as your bro we're in trouble"}, {"start": 7774.5599999999995, "end": 7779.8, "text": " here we bloody go oh shit"}, {"start": 7779.8, "end": 7782.96, "text": " he heard me he did her"}, {"start": 7782.96, "end": 7786.44, "text": " he's got a damn duffel bag I know that shit's bumping into his lumbar when he"}, {"start": 7786.44, "end": 7787.04, "text": " jogs"}, {"start": 7787.04, "end": 7788.04, "text": " Oh, we fight!"}, {"start": 7792.04, "end": 7796.04, "text": " I'm not my age either, man, of all things."}, {"start": 7804.04, "end": 7806.04, "text": " Great shot, holy shit."}, {"start": 7807.04, "end": 7809.04, "text": " You guys are awesome."}, {"start": 7809.04, "end": 7816.04, "text": " Oh, control!"}, {"start": 7816.04, "end": 7820.04, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 7820.04, "end": 7827.04, "text": " Damn, good shooting, man."}, {"start": 7827.04, "end": 7836.04, "text": " He's still up there."}, {"start": 7836.04, "end": 7838.04, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 7838.04, "end": 7855.76, "text": " yeah oh no not to make it six seven man not to make it six seven zero damage"}, {"start": 7855.76, "end": 7863.96, "text": " pistol round hurts top 10 scary is jump scares it was pretty scary what are we"}, {"start": 7863.96, "end": 7871.82, "text": " Rockin squad scouts scouts knives 28 kills on this beast"}, {"start": 7872.68, "end": 7879.68, "text": " and when you inspect the scout I mean are you seeing what I'm seeing"}, {"start": 7879.68, "end": 7881.68, "text": " What's he do?"}, {"start": 7893.68, "end": 7896.68, "text": " Oh fuck, he's better at scouting than me."}, {"start": 7900.68, "end": 7902.68, "text": " Holy shit, someone on our team has AK, bro."}, {"start": 7902.68, "end": 7903.68, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 7903.68, "end": 7906.68, "text": " AK and armor? He's hacking?"}, {"start": 7906.68, "end": 7911.08, "text": " Shocking boy did not clear that at all"}, {"start": 7917.52, "end": 7921.4400000000005, "text": " You got shot gun and armor, but he if he dies he's not gonna have shit next round"}, {"start": 7927.56, "end": 7929.56, "text": " What do you think y'all"}, {"start": 7929.56, "end": 7952.64, "text": " I literally almost shot you in the back, which would have killed you for sure."}, {"start": 7952.64, "end": 7954.84, "text": " Why would you do that to me?"}, {"start": 7954.84, "end": 7958.52, "text": " I just lacked impulse control for, like, an iota of time."}, {"start": 7962.12, "end": 7963.4400000000005, "text": " What are they doing, man?"}, {"start": 7963.4400000000005, "end": 7964.9400000000005, "text": " Deploying smoke shield."}, {"start": 7965.74, "end": 7967.24, "text": " As a decoy, for sure."}, {"start": 7970.9400000000005, "end": 7973.4400000000005, "text": " I hear you in my head, Sam, plate picks."}, {"start": 7979.4400000000005, "end": 7980.24, "text": " Squeaklet?"}, {"start": 7980.64, "end": 7981.74, "text": " I was opening it."}, {"start": 7984.84, "end": 7997.04, "text": " I hate not having seen a single fucking player."}, {"start": 7997.04, "end": 7998.04, "text": " Oh he's on top of Hut."}, {"start": 7998.04, "end": 7999.04, "text": " One's on top of Hut."}, {"start": 7999.04, "end": 8000.04, "text": " I needed our boy."}, {"start": 8000.04, "end": 8001.04, "text": " Ready for this?"}, {"start": 8001.04, "end": 8002.04, "text": " Ceiling's leaking."}, {"start": 8002.04, "end": 8003.04, "text": " Hot boy dead."}, {"start": 8003.04, "end": 8009.4, "text": " The ceiling is leaking."}, {"start": 8009.4, "end": 8016.64, "text": " Hot boy dead."}, {"start": 8016.64, "end": 8018.64, "text": " Dropping down vent."}, {"start": 8018.64, "end": 8021.64, "text": " Huge play."}, {"start": 8021.64, "end": 8028.64, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8028.64, "end": 8035.64, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8035.64, "end": 8037.64, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8037.64, "end": 8040.64, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8040.64, "end": 8045.64, "text": " the"}, {"start": 8045.64, "end": 8057.64, "text": " It's kind of hard to take sight with a shotgun on this one, huh?"}, {"start": 8057.64, "end": 8060.4800000000005, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8060.4800000000005, "end": 8062.52, "text": " The shotgun's crazy, though."}, {"start": 8062.52, "end": 8063.52, "text": " The XM?"}, {"start": 8063.52, "end": 8064.52, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8064.52, "end": 8065.52, "text": " Yeah, bro."}, {"start": 8065.52, "end": 8070.160000000001, "text": " It gets nonstop stand-up comedy or something."}, {"start": 8070.16, "end": 8086.48, "text": " they're blowing open squeaky he's dead punished one on a site"}, {"start": 8088.48, "end": 8093.44, "text": " literally he's dead literally he's dead he was lurking hell and I have destroyed"}, {"start": 8093.44, "end": 8098.599999999999, "text": " him but I he's alive he has one breath left in his lungs"}, {"start": 8100.16, "end": 8105.16, "text": " You could not have less life, Corey. I believe in you 100%."}, {"start": 8107.16, "end": 8108.16, "text": " Look at the wall."}, {"start": 8121.16, "end": 8123.16, "text": " He is holding his guts in right now."}, {"start": 8124.16, "end": 8126.16, "text": " I know he's breathing like..."}, {"start": 8127.16, "end": 8129.16, "text": " shallow ass fucking breath."}, {"start": 8130.16, "end": 8139.4, "text": " Winston on every inhale weird like white shit coming out of his mouth you know"}, {"start": 8139.4, "end": 8143.76, "text": " what I'm talking about you ever see the revenant"}, {"start": 8147.68, "end": 8152.36, "text": " Wow purple got two double"}, {"start": 8160.16, "end": 8162.0, "text": " Did you mute me Corey? Did you mute me?"}, {"start": 8162.0, "end": 8164.0, "text": " No, no, no, no, I'm just locked in sorry"}, {"start": 8164.76, "end": 8166.76, "text": " They're diffusing. Is that not fine?"}, {"start": 8167.72, "end": 8171.5199999999995, "text": " I did 96 and 4 and everyone made fun of me for saying he was one tapped."}, {"start": 8172.96, "end": 8174.96, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 8175.12, "end": 8177.36, "text": " I was just gonna accept it turn around accept it"}, {"start": 8179.08, "end": 8181.08, "text": " I'm keeping this fucking SMG man"}, {"start": 8190.16, "end": 8192.16, "text": " That's a good one."}, {"start": 8192.16, "end": 8194.16, "text": " Go, go, go."}, {"start": 8194.16, "end": 8196.16, "text": " Go, go, go."}, {"start": 8196.16, "end": 8199.16, "text": " Cory, have you ever listened to Cosmic Surfing by Harumi Asano?"}, {"start": 8199.16, "end": 8201.16, "text": " I don't think so."}, {"start": 8201.16, "end": 8203.16, "text": " You might like it. It's a bit of a problem."}, {"start": 8203.16, "end": 8205.16, "text": " Yeah, why not?"}, {"start": 8207.16, "end": 8209.16, "text": " What kind of music is it?"}, {"start": 8209.16, "end": 8211.16, "text": " Freaky ass."}, {"start": 8211.16, "end": 8213.16, "text": " Japanese video game music, basically."}, {"start": 8213.16, "end": 8216.16, "text": " One more ramp."}, {"start": 8220.16, "end": 8231.84, "text": " I think we got the unlock here. Let's do it. We've lost outside, which is kind of insane"}, {"start": 8231.84, "end": 8244.16, "text": " as a ST, but rest of the top 10 hottest video game babes list is a picture on subscribers"}, {"start": 8244.16, "end": 8265.0, "text": " is only. Sorry to inform you. Oh, fuck. He's single. Good kill, guys. Good kill. I can't"}, {"start": 8265.0, "end": 8273.84, "text": " abandon this gun. What was the play there? I was literally just going to open the door"}, {"start": 8273.84, "end": 8278.960000000001, "text": " and hold down the left mouse button."}, {"start": 8278.960000000001, "end": 8280.56, "text": " It's a good play, usually."}, {"start": 8280.56, "end": 8281.56, "text": " Watch this."}, {"start": 8292.56, "end": 8293.56, "text": " What the heck was that?"}, {"start": 8293.56, "end": 8300.56, "text": " for a litter of the same ball at row out"}, {"start": 8303.68, "end": 8310.68, "text": " for a litter of the same ball at row out"}, {"start": 8310.68, "end": 8317.68, "text": " well you didn't expect me to be there that's for sure"}, {"start": 8323.56, "end": 8328.56, "text": " See a shoe?"}, {"start": 8328.56, "end": 8333.56, "text": " Aw."}, {"start": 8333.56, "end": 8335.56, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 8335.56, "end": 8341.56, "text": " Why was he lurking there? Nobody plays there. You should be in heaven trying to get sniper kills."}, {"start": 8353.56, "end": 8360.56, "text": " We literally own up the road."}, {"start": 8360.56, "end": 8365.56, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 8365.56, "end": 8371.56, "text": " Devastating."}, {"start": 8371.56, "end": 8372.56, "text": " Nice try."}, {"start": 8372.56, "end": 8375.56, "text": " I'm not gonna say nice try though because they're racist right?"}, {"start": 8375.56, "end": 8377.56, "text": " Yeah yeah yeah."}, {"start": 8377.56, "end": 8379.56, "text": " By the substance next round."}, {"start": 8379.56, "end": 8382.56, "text": " Cory do you ever think that you get Miranda, July and Kristen, Shaw"}, {"start": 8382.56, "end": 8387.6, "text": " by being in the placebo group in the substance medical trial?"}, {"start": 8390.96, "end": 8391.96, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 8391.96, "end": 8393.96, "text": " Or you ever think that you get"}, {"start": 8395.4, "end": 8399.72, "text": " Miranda, July and Kristen Shaw by being in the placebo group of the substance trial?"}, {"start": 8400.92, "end": 8404.8, "text": " What do you mean get it? Get? Like how did that's how they arrive on earth?"}, {"start": 8405.6, "end": 8407.6, "text": " That's how you end up with two of the same"}, {"start": 8408.58, "end": 8410.58, "text": " individual?"}, {"start": 8412.56, "end": 8418.16, "text": " Miranda July and Kristen Shaw Kristen Shaw. You think they're the same person?"}, {"start": 8418.16, "end": 8423.519999999999, "text": " I got a certain similar visage right down right down to the haircut, bro."}, {"start": 8426.24, "end": 8426.72, "text": " Interesting."}, {"start": 8429.439999999999, "end": 8433.039999999999, "text": " Don't they look alike? Don't hit me with the interesting dot dot dot."}, {"start": 8434.08, "end": 8438.4, "text": " I don't think they look alike. Come on, man. Librarian pull that off, man."}, {"start": 8442.56, "end": 8447.88, "text": " They do look similar."}, {"start": 8447.88, "end": 8448.88, "text": " They do look alike."}, {"start": 8448.88, "end": 8450.92, "text": " I just checked."}, {"start": 8450.92, "end": 8452.88, "text": " I guess they look alike."}, {"start": 8452.88, "end": 8453.88, "text": " He's right."}, {"start": 8453.88, "end": 8458.0, "text": " I gotta look at Miranda July again."}, {"start": 8458.0, "end": 8471.84, "text": " Good fucking shooting, holy cow."}, {"start": 8471.84, "end": 8479.48, "text": " Thank you for saying I have 98% success rate on Barstool face morphs and people are literally"}, {"start": 8479.48, "end": 8482.4, "text": " like questioning my face blindness."}, {"start": 8482.4, "end": 8483.9, "text": " It's so crazy."}, {"start": 8483.9, "end": 8486.68, "text": " I see the hair comparison."}, {"start": 8486.68, "end": 8488.68, "text": " That's really it."}, {"start": 8488.68, "end": 8489.68, "text": " They got big eyes."}, {"start": 8489.68, "end": 8490.92, "text": " They're a little corked up."}, {"start": 8490.92, "end": 8492.72, "text": " They got Amy cork."}, {"start": 8492.72, "end": 8495.08, "text": " She doesn't really, Marangela doesn't really have big eyes."}, {"start": 8495.08, "end": 8497.08, "text": " She's got really high cheekbones."}, {"start": 8497.08, "end": 8498.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 8498.08, "end": 8501.08, "text": " Do you think she's ever met January Jones?"}, {"start": 8501.08, "end": 8507.08, "text": " She probably pleaded the fifth on that one."}, {"start": 8512.08, "end": 8516.08, "text": " I was trying to think of another person, a month in their name."}, {"start": 8516.08, "end": 8518.08, "text": " Oh, I see."}, {"start": 8518.08, "end": 8524.08, "text": " I think it's what happened, like if Miranda July took the substance, thinking that it was the substance,"}, {"start": 8524.08, "end": 8530.44, "text": " But she was actually in the placebo group Kristen Shaw would have popped out box Xbox red box"}, {"start": 8545.84, "end": 8547.84, "text": " Oh, come on really"}, {"start": 8547.84, "end": 8554.36, "text": " just go purple just go you have bomb bro just go I had"}, {"start": 8554.36, "end": 8564.92, "text": " bomb oh shit people didn't need to just run I don't know why he was like I'm"}, {"start": 8564.92, "end": 8569.8, "text": " gonna get a pick when you get in the pit you go down yeah yeah that might have"}, {"start": 8569.8, "end": 8572.6, "text": " been you though if it's you I apologize for that no no I didn't try to get a"}, {"start": 8572.6, "end": 8576.8, "text": " pick I just tried to run and got shot in my leg and then slowed down and then"}, {"start": 8576.8, "end": 8581.34, "text": " I literally I know what they're gonna do"}, {"start": 8582.74, "end": 8587.46, "text": " They're gonna do the same thing they're gonna try to rush through hut and ramp. So we camp lobby"}, {"start": 8594.42, "end": 8596.42, "text": " Anyone else got no kills on the two side"}, {"start": 8596.42, "end": 8608.66, "text": " Orange, watch here."}, {"start": 8608.66, "end": 8613.7, "text": " Purple's taking bomb outside."}, {"start": 8613.7, "end": 8616.3, "text": " They opened Squeaky, uh, it's us opening Squeaky."}, {"start": 8616.3, "end": 8618.66, "text": " Pulling away."}, {"start": 8618.66, "end": 8624.1, "text": " Gonna make some noise outside."}, {"start": 8624.1, "end": 8629.78, "text": " He's in that vent by Squeaky."}, {"start": 8629.78, "end": 8630.78, "text": " Opposite side."}, {"start": 8630.78, "end": 8632.54, "text": " It's all fire, far side."}, {"start": 8632.54, "end": 8633.54, "text": " Far side vent."}, {"start": 8633.54, "end": 8634.54, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 8634.54, "end": 8641.54, "text": " Incredible grenade, man."}, {"start": 8641.54, "end": 8648.54, "text": " I think it's the right one."}, {"start": 8657.580000000002, "end": 8660.580000000002, "text": " Aim at the cock."}, {"start": 8665.54, "end": 8668.54, "text": " Is it planted upper?"}, {"start": 8668.54, "end": 8669.54, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 8669.54, "end": 8670.54, "text": " Planted lower."}, {"start": 8671.140000000001, "end": 8671.640000000001, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 8672.140000000001, "end": 8673.140000000001, "text": " I'm on route."}, {"start": 8675.240000000002, "end": 8676.240000000002, "text": " He's in vent."}, {"start": 8676.44, "end": 8677.240000000002, "text": " I'm in vent."}, {"start": 8677.240000000002, "end": 8678.240000000002, "text": " He's in vent too."}, {"start": 8678.240000000002, "end": 8679.34, "text": " He's in vent. You're right."}, {"start": 8679.34, "end": 8681.140000000001, "text": " He's coming out control side. Double doors."}, {"start": 8687.240000000002, "end": 8688.54, "text": " Nice try. Nice try."}, {"start": 8691.740000000002, "end": 8693.740000000002, "text": " I should have had him. I had an XM in vent."}, {"start": 8696.34, "end": 8696.84, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 8696.84, "end": 8703.84, "text": " 76 and 4. If he would have kept going out, I would have had him."}, {"start": 8703.84, "end": 8712.84, "text": " I guess I didn't hit him at all, now that I think about it."}, {"start": 8712.84, "end": 8719.84, "text": " None of the..."}, {"start": 8719.84, "end": 8723.84, "text": " Yeah, you're not Shadowban, but you have been restricted as a suspicious user."}, {"start": 8723.84, "end": 8730.84, "text": " What happened? Is it like you probably got banned from so many chats that now they just assume when you talk you're gonna be banned? Like..."}, {"start": 8737.04, "end": 8739.04, "text": " Could this be the case?"}, {"start": 8753.84, "end": 8767.26, "text": " I pushed hard to be."}, {"start": 8767.26, "end": 8771.06, "text": " I've been killed by a headshot in vets."}, {"start": 8771.06, "end": 8773.06, "text": " Only you can see my messages."}, {"start": 8773.06, "end": 8781.54, "text": " Is that true Yeti?"}, {"start": 8781.54, "end": 8783.54, "text": " Are you fucking with me?"}, {"start": 8783.54, "end": 8788.060000000001, "text": " Mods, only mods in Yeti, only mods in streamers."}, {"start": 8788.060000000001, "end": 8791.060000000001, "text": " That's so crazy."}, {"start": 8791.060000000001, "end": 8797.900000000001, "text": " Good plays, Corey, good plays."}, {"start": 8797.900000000001, "end": 8804.980000000001, "text": " You're telling me that the chat can't see what Yeti's saying."}, {"start": 8804.980000000001, "end": 8809.26, "text": " He did, he did get promoted with a streamer."}, {"start": 8809.26, "end": 8816.42, "text": " their messages get highlighted with like a three pixel border oh yeah that's so"}, {"start": 8816.42, "end": 8824.5, "text": " it's like a soft VIP that's funny oh yeah I see him too Keck W"}, {"start": 8824.5, "end": 8831.5, "text": " Damn, that's awesome."}, {"start": 8834.0, "end": 8841.0, "text": " Flash bang!"}, {"start": 8846.34, "end": 8853.34, "text": " I'm locking them for the match point."}, {"start": 8854.5, "end": 8861.5, "text": " hold you"}, {"start": 8871.5, "end": 8877.5, "text": " beautiful fire"}, {"start": 8877.5, "end": 8879.5, "text": " oh!"}, {"start": 8879.5, "end": 8897.9, "text": " I think too long. No. I was going to say I might take a break because we got to go feed"}, {"start": 8897.9, "end": 8906.3, "text": " the cats before we do this. What's it called? Five. Flock. Flock around. Flock around. I"}, {"start": 8906.300000000001, "end": 8912.580000000002, "text": " because for a lot of walk walk around"}, {"start": 8912.580000000002, "end": 8913.7, "text": " and it's"}, {"start": 8913.7, "end": 8915.18, "text": " it kind of sucks having to meet"}, {"start": 8915.18, "end": 8916.300000000001, "text": " teammates"}, {"start": 8916.300000000001, "end": 8920.460000000001, "text": " but i don't know we started the fourteen minutes earlier we would be i'm sorry i'm"}, {"start": 8920.460000000001, "end": 8924.140000000001, "text": " sorry i woke up i woke up in your life also yes i was about"}, {"start": 8924.140000000001, "end": 8928.580000000002, "text": " you what i if i may you could have just said do one without me"}, {"start": 8928.580000000002, "end": 8932.380000000001, "text": " is like the the the social play here was really sorry it was i mean honestly it"}, {"start": 8932.380000000001, "end": 8935.740000000002, "text": " was like a yeah yeah yeah it was a social play i got an i'd play message in nine"}, {"start": 8935.74, "end": 8939.34, "text": " know too. I've replied and said, this is me checking one angle."}, {"start": 8939.38, "end": 8942.58, "text": " Are you around or you need a minute? 17 minutes till the next"}, {"start": 8942.58, "end": 8947.1, "text": " reply. Yeah. And then after 17 minutes, the reply was I need a"}, {"start": 8947.1, "end": 8950.26, "text": " minute. And then a second later, you said actually I need five"}, {"start": 8950.26, "end": 8951.94, "text": " minutes. Yeah."}, {"start": 8954.02, "end": 8955.42, "text": " That's a social flash."}, {"start": 8957.86, "end": 8958.699999999999, "text": " So flash."}, {"start": 8958.7, "end": 8960.7, "text": " I"}, {"start": 8963.740000000002, "end": 8969.58, "text": " Know hey, dude, I'll see you 33 minutes. We don't lose we don't lose we didn't lose we don't lose crazy"}, {"start": 8975.380000000001, "end": 8983.140000000001, "text": " Okay, bro you competitive and if we get if it takes too long we just fucking quit"}, {"start": 8983.14, "end": 8995.019999999999, "text": " add cash nope I don't want to learn a new map and then you say it's an old map and"}, {"start": 8995.019999999999, "end": 8999.019999999999, "text": " then I say it's new to me there you go let's we speed ran the rest of the"}, {"start": 8999.019999999999, "end": 9006.539999999999, "text": " conversation case me no gambling is bad unless it's in the video game"}, {"start": 9006.54, "end": 9025.660000000002, "text": " This is a video game. This is a casino, sir. You don't understand, there are no maps in"}, {"start": 9025.660000000002, "end": 9034.62, "text": " Counter Strike. There are literally just angles. I don't need to know a new map. I don't"}, {"start": 9034.62, "end": 9039.140000000001, "text": " need to learn a smoke lineup. I just need to just put one more angle on the"}, {"start": 9039.140000000001, "end": 9044.26, "text": " mirage. Take an angle off of inferno and pop it on the dust too."}, {"start": 9047.900000000001, "end": 9051.960000000001, "text": " Your one-pick swing away from the diamonds. Literally that's the ideal"}, {"start": 9051.960000000001, "end": 9055.7, "text": " place to stop gambling. Don't make me say it again. You already know what I'm"}, {"start": 9055.7, "end": 9061.060000000001, "text": " gonna say. I'm gonna say I'm the type of beast that turns back after I find the"}, {"start": 9061.06, "end": 9070.46, "text": " diamonds until I find that Rolex in the sand I'll be happy until that solid gold"}, {"start": 9070.46, "end": 9082.619999999999, "text": " is in my hands you will be stopping call your office on the phone you know"}, {"start": 9082.62, "end": 9084.62, "text": " What the fuck I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 9089.1, "end": 9092.1, "text": " Kinda, it's track one on the real estate self-titled, bro."}, {"start": 9093.300000000001, "end": 9096.300000000001, "text": " Unfortunately, fucking killed her guitar tone on that album."}, {"start": 9096.300000000001, "end": 9097.300000000001, "text": " Fuck!"}, {"start": 9105.26, "end": 9106.62, "text": " Sunny day real estate?"}, {"start": 9106.62, "end": 9108.62, "text": " Now, track one on that is seven."}, {"start": 9108.62, "end": 9109.460000000001, "text": " Six, seven."}, {"start": 9112.62, "end": 9121.220000000001, "text": " You think we got Bob Balaban and Ian Holm from the Substance placebo trial?"}, {"start": 9121.220000000001, "end": 9124.820000000002, "text": " You're real for that shit. You're real for saying that shit."}, {"start": 9124.820000000002, "end": 9128.1, "text": " I don't think they look as alike as Kristen Shalom or Anda July, but I'm not"}, {"start": 9128.1, "end": 9132.820000000002, "text": " gonna say that one's not a bucket of the other motherfucker, okay?"}, {"start": 9135.980000000001, "end": 9139.34, "text": " It's competitive where you go to play when you have a Chromebook, like why is"}, {"start": 9139.34, "end": 9144.34, "text": " is taking so long. Dude, AK competitive warm-up. Okay, motherfucker."}, {"start": 9156.34, "end": 9163.34, "text": " Yeah, I've got horrible news. My Gresta said this reply cannot, this message cannot be"}, {"start": 9163.34, "end": 9167.34, "text": " replied to when they tried to reply to your message. I think you've literally been like"}, {"start": 9167.34, "end": 9171.9, "text": " Jhibli where were you when Yeti got banned from so many chats they got"}, {"start": 9171.9, "end": 9175.98, "text": " literally shadow banned from Twitch and only mods and streamers can see their"}, {"start": 9175.98, "end": 9180.78, "text": " messages. I can see Yeti typing right now."}, {"start": 9187.06, "end": 9192.94, "text": " They them Yeti? Bro they're only 19 there's still time."}, {"start": 9192.94, "end": 9195.76, "text": " Who's next?"}, {"start": 9195.76, "end": 9198.58, "text": " Ghibli, I'm a fucking demon now, by the way."}, {"start": 9198.58, "end": 9203.74, "text": " I'm a fucking mess."}, {"start": 9203.74, "end": 9210.380000000001, "text": " Come on, motherfucker."}, {"start": 9210.380000000001, "end": 9219.380000000001, "text": " Gonna be bi-op."}, {"start": 9219.380000000001, "end": 9221.380000000001, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 9221.380000000001, "end": 9228.380000000001, "text": " Damn 311 66 3 3 3 that's kind of an angel numbers y'all make a wish. Oh"}, {"start": 9230.500000000002, "end": 9232.500000000002, "text": " Your body blocked me now I'm fucked"}, {"start": 9236.060000000001, "end": 9241.660000000002, "text": " Have you ever made out in dark hall ways just place the kiss that made the grave hey"}, {"start": 9245.78, "end": 9247.78, "text": " Whoa"}, {"start": 9247.78, "end": 9254.78, "text": " down, down. That was a really good shot. I can't even be mad about that. I'm a little,"}, {"start": 9260.18, "end": 9263.5, "text": " I'm a little mad. We were a little late on the rotates there, but that's life."}, {"start": 9263.5, "end": 9270.380000000001, "text": " Bro, we won round one. What are you doing with the fuck ass piss foot?"}, {"start": 9270.380000000001, "end": 9277.380000000001, "text": " Full fucking save round two after a win? Like are you trolling?"}, {"start": 9277.78, "end": 9290.44, "text": " They know less about the economy than fucking Ben Bernanke, bro."}, {"start": 9290.44, "end": 9291.44, "text": " Plus two?"}, {"start": 9291.44, "end": 9292.44, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 9292.44, "end": 9294.04, "text": " I don't know if he fucked up the recovery or if he made it better."}, {"start": 9294.04, "end": 9297.18, "text": " I honestly have no idea."}, {"start": 9297.18, "end": 9304.08, "text": " There it is Warren Buffett getting his McDonald's, fucking negative flex or reverse flexing motherfucker."}, {"start": 9304.08, "end": 9309.52, "text": " I bet, give me the patience of the McDonald's drive-thru worker that has to deal with Warren Buffett"}, {"start": 9310.4, "end": 9314.24, "text": " not getting the sausage muffin combo on days where the market is red"}, {"start": 9314.56, "end": 9317.44, "text": " Yes, yes, yes sir, Mr. Buffett, yes sir"}, {"start": 9318.0, "end": 9321.28, "text": " Yeah, I know, no drink, no hash brown today, the market's red"}, {"start": 9334.08, "end": 9341.039999999999, "text": " I'm scouted down mid you know he's going through that drive-thru he's making"}, {"start": 9341.039999999999, "end": 9348.0, "text": " jokes like hey I lost 136 billion dollars today"}, {"start": 9352.48, "end": 9355.92, "text": " watch this chibli"}, {"start": 9355.92, "end": 9359.08, "text": " Sometimes you just gotta keep the neurons firing."}, {"start": 9359.08, "end": 9362.92, "text": " Do do do do do do do do."}, {"start": 9362.92, "end": 9368.16, "text": " Why was I singing the bassline of fucking Ah Melody by Serge Gainsberg, man?"}, {"start": 9368.16, "end": 9373.32, "text": " It's a fucking fire bassline, don't get me wrong, but..."}, {"start": 9373.32, "end": 9380.32, "text": " Kind of a random poll."}, {"start": 9380.32, "end": 9393.8, "text": " you legitimately went beast mode I'm feeling pretty swag I'm not gonna lie"}, {"start": 9393.8, "end": 9399.4, "text": " now we got a teacher about strafing honestly if you thought I was good at"}, {"start": 9399.4, "end": 9404.52, "text": " Counter-Strike wait till you see me in a racing game man for a fuck it we beast"}, {"start": 9404.52, "end": 9428.44, "text": " down apartments. I don't think it's okay. Literally probably just bought us a minute"}, {"start": 9428.44, "end": 9433.08, "text": " and a half just by doing that would you drop bro the eagle"}, {"start": 9433.720000000001, "end": 9436.720000000001, "text": " I'll peak"}, {"start": 9438.640000000001, "end": 9442.4, "text": " sometimes you just gotta swag up"}, {"start": 9444.16, "end": 9450.44, "text": " what if though honestly playing like a fucking like cracked out uncle might be a"}, {"start": 9450.44, "end": 9457.0, "text": " little bit of an aura buff am I a is canceled bro hit me on my belly"}, {"start": 9457.0, "end": 9467.84, "text": " prepaid wireless my neighbor did the war and buff it to me I was chilling on my balcony"}, {"start": 9467.84, "end": 9475.72, "text": " he came out told me he had 600k in crypto in escrow in escrow like for what what it"}, {"start": 9475.72, "end": 9479.08, "text": " why is it I don't understand why is it an escrow like is he getting divorced or"}, {"start": 9479.08, "end": 9489.24, "text": " something? What does that mean? It means that a fucking law firm is holding the"}, {"start": 9489.24, "end": 9495.84, "text": " money until it transfers to another party, whether it's it's them or another"}, {"start": 9495.84, "end": 9504.4, "text": " person, I don't know. Maybe he was trying to buy a foot-long sweet-hunting"}, {"start": 9504.4, "end": 9511.4, "text": " chicken teriyaki. Plus two."}, {"start": 9511.4, "end": 9524.4, "text": " You're right, I looks kinda off. Yeah, I have a stigmatism."}, {"start": 9524.4, "end": 9532.4, "text": " It might have been burning too many calories, top-fragging."}, {"start": 9532.4, "end": 9534.4, "text": " I literally thought my teammate stabbed me in the back."}, {"start": 9544.24, "end": 9546.56, "text": " Well take the AWP, bro. Someone already did."}, {"start": 9551.44, "end": 9552.72, "text": " Bring the shit out of him, man."}, {"start": 9554.8, "end": 9559.359999999999, "text": " She believes you hear my guy with no money ordering subway joke?"}, {"start": 9559.359999999999, "end": 9561.279999999999, "text": " I think you did and you said it sucked, never mind."}, {"start": 9561.28, "end": 9572.28, "text": " I think you said some shit like yep with two peas. Yep. That's facts. I was trying to hype it up."}, {"start": 9572.28, "end": 9582.28, "text": " Can I get a zero inch nothing on no bread?"}, {"start": 9582.28, "end": 9587.28, "text": " stop it's it's ag it's literally a good joke"}, {"start": 9591.28, "end": 9596.28, "text": " never go to a subway that does the sauces before the toppings"}, {"start": 9600.28, "end": 9604.28, "text": " hogged that's my gun skinless I can tell"}, {"start": 9612.28, "end": 9626.68, "text": " Should have taken the op bro."}, {"start": 9626.68, "end": 9628.2, "text": " We gotta get this homie a knife?"}, {"start": 9628.2, "end": 9632.320000000002, "text": " Bro we gotta get universal pharma care."}, {"start": 9632.320000000002, "end": 9636.720000000001, "text": " We gotta get you guys dental."}, {"start": 9636.72, "end": 9642.22, "text": " Life is the least of our worries right now, man."}, {"start": 9642.22, "end": 9646.88, "text": " We gotta get you guys set up with the company employee benefits package so if you have a"}, {"start": 9646.88, "end": 9658.24, "text": " horrible accident you're covered by long term illness, man."}, {"start": 9658.24, "end": 9662.76, "text": " We gotta get you guys a cozy game where you play as a witch trying this, solve a mystery"}, {"start": 9662.76, "end": 9669.800000000001, "text": " in the Alps or whatever, right?"}, {"start": 9669.800000000001, "end": 9670.800000000001, "text": " With the fat ass?"}, {"start": 9670.800000000001, "end": 9679.84, "text": " I really like, out of all the ad-libs from the CS2 stream with Corey, I really like Generals"}, {"start": 9679.84, "end": 9688.92, "text": " gathered in their masses, just like witches with fat asses."}, {"start": 9688.92, "end": 9695.92, "text": " It conjures a certain imagery."}, {"start": 9695.92, "end": 9708.92, "text": " I'm going banana."}, {"start": 9708.92, "end": 9727.4, "text": " That's a good one."}, {"start": 9727.4, "end": 9728.4, "text": " Spaded."}, {"start": 9728.4, "end": 9730.9, "text": " Sometimes you've just got to, sometimes touch the swag."}, {"start": 9730.9, "end": 9735.960000000001, "text": " Swag up, swag up, let's do this."}, {"start": 9735.960000000001, "end": 9743.52, "text": " I'll tell you Nova rushed out bananas the way to play bro. It forces confidence. It forces you to be confident"}, {"start": 9746.400000000001, "end": 9753.960000000001, "text": " Like all the duty, but hey, maybe that's a secret. Maybe I need controller all I buy is is Nova and off. That's it"}, {"start": 9758.160000000002, "end": 9760.880000000001, "text": " Why is the damage of anyone else on my team man?"}, {"start": 9765.960000000001, "end": 9772.400000000001, "text": " Steen controller? No man, you won't catch me flying first class or paying 140 bucks for"}, {"start": 9772.400000000001, "end": 9778.240000000002, "text": " a controller. That's crazy. Fuck, I could have hurt myself."}, {"start": 9778.24, "end": 9785.24, "text": " Oh wow."}, {"start": 9791.48, "end": 9798.48, "text": " Steps."}, {"start": 9808.24, "end": 9810.24, "text": " Imagine"}, {"start": 9811.6, "end": 9815.52, "text": " They're so close bro, don't shoot me. I'm gonna peak"}, {"start": 9828.16, "end": 9833.08, "text": " It's a common spot so I was basically camping Starbucks"}, {"start": 9838.24, "end": 9841.32, "text": " pretty much"}, {"start": 9841.32, "end": 9846.32, "text": " should play with more confidence true should play with more confidence"}, {"start": 9846.32, "end": 9857.96, "text": " that was pretty swag"}, {"start": 9857.96, "end": 9863.0, "text": " it went wrong but it was pretty swag"}, {"start": 9863.0, "end": 9867.48, "text": " should be you ever drink a cappuccino I think we should bring it back"}, {"start": 9867.48, "end": 9873.779999999999, "text": " bring back the first cool guy coffee before we got all these cortados"}, {"start": 9873.779999999999, "end": 9882.64, "text": " americanos macchiato's shakerado's etc etc let's bring back the cappuccino man"}, {"start": 9883.56, "end": 9889.68, "text": " let's pretend is 1998 and go freak motherfuckers out by ordering cappuccinos"}, {"start": 9890.44, "end": 9892.44, "text": " Let's do it this weekend. Yeah, I'm in"}, {"start": 9894.64, "end": 9898.6, "text": " Smoke a cigarette. No, no, no, no you forgot I'm a millennial"}, {"start": 9913.76, "end": 9915.76, "text": " You like this shit"}, {"start": 9919.68, "end": 9929.68, "text": " I'm kind of lactose intolerant though, so I'm thinking maybe like, um, cappuccino, no"}, {"start": 9929.68, "end": 9948.12, "text": " milk, hold the milk, it does look 3D printed, banana rush, I'm gonna die, I can see myself"}, {"start": 9948.12, "end": 9969.640000000001, "text": " already being dead. That was my teammate's grenade, but I don't even care. Do you?"}, {"start": 9969.64, "end": 9971.3, "text": " I'm literally already in this one."}, {"start": 9971.3, "end": 9972.14, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 9982.14, "end": 9983.039999999999, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 9983.039999999999, "end": 9983.74, "text": " Take the shot."}, {"start": 9983.74, "end": 9984.4, "text": " You know he's there."}, {"start": 9984.4, "end": 9985.539999999999, "text": " Take the shot, bro."}, {"start": 9987.539999999999, "end": 9989.64, "text": " I've been drinking a fuck ton of coffee lately."}, {"start": 9989.64, "end": 9991.84, "text": " That's- Oh, no!"}, {"start": 9991.84, "end": 9993.64, "text": " No, no, no!"}, {"start": 9994.64, "end": 9996.84, "text": " Get that shit off, Lefty Flip, bro!"}, {"start": 9999.64, "end": 10025.64, "text": " I mean, if I could be honest with you, one of the most insane things I've said that I actually live by, cream in the coffee is so good, I literally only do it when I'm on vacation."}, {"start": 10025.64, "end": 10031.92, "text": " If I let myself do it at all times like it would be too much"}, {"start": 10041.84, "end": 10047.599999999999, "text": " Too much what too much cream too much fucking saturated fat too many calories"}, {"start": 10048.92, "end": 10050.92, "text": " Saver for vacation bro"}, {"start": 10052.92, "end": 10054.92, "text": " Up down mid up down mid"}, {"start": 10055.64, "end": 10075.0, "text": " this is cinema why why you you know I'm going that way right like"}, {"start": 10075.0, "end": 10078.0, "text": " Throw a flashbang, throw a grenade."}, {"start": 10078.0, "end": 10080.0, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 10080.0, "end": 10087.0, "text": " Can I, can I, can I, can we vote, kick our teammate that through that molly and fucked up our whole momentum?"}, {"start": 10087.0, "end": 10090.0, "text": " I need help."}, {"start": 10092.0, "end": 10094.0, "text": " We had so much momentum, bro."}, {"start": 10097.0, "end": 10100.0, "text": " Givley, look at this person in my chat and say, why are you rushing with an op?"}, {"start": 10100.0, "end": 10101.0, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 10101.0, "end": 10106.6, "text": " We used to, young people used to have the reputation of being the demographic in society"}, {"start": 10106.6, "end": 10109.52, "text": " that had fun at all costs."}, {"start": 10109.52, "end": 10113.04, "text": " And now they're doing some shit like the YouTube video said you can't do that."}, {"start": 10113.04, "end": 10117.68, "text": " The YouTube video said that that's a bad EV play."}, {"start": 10117.68, "end": 10126.56, "text": " What happened to our, what happened to our nation's youth, man?"}, {"start": 10126.56, "end": 10127.56, "text": " It's sad."}, {"start": 10127.56, "end": 10129.56, "text": " It might be sports betting."}, {"start": 10133.32, "end": 10138.08, "text": " Maybe monetizing gaming is where it all went wrong. Where's that? Where's the ad button?"}, {"start": 10140.84, "end": 10146.4, "text": " Hmm, it's objectively a bad and dumb play. Oh, you dude, you have the Arc Raiders badge. That's a bad and dumb game."}, {"start": 10146.4, "end": 10148.4, "text": " I said what I fucking said."}, {"start": 10152.519999999999, "end": 10154.359999999999, "text": " Oh shit, they love it."}, {"start": 10154.36, "end": 10158.300000000001, "text": " If you say that shouldn't December people would have said sending death threats"}, {"start": 10159.52, "end": 10163.28, "text": " But in May, oh the truth comes out"}, {"start": 10170.36, "end": 10174.84, "text": " Did you do the shining that was I was doing the shining thing for a second time"}, {"start": 10176.640000000001, "end": 10179.04, "text": " What is this what's the little kid's name from the shining?"}, {"start": 10179.04, "end": 10190.0, "text": " damn he's not here that's right oh wait this is important I saw that he always said the"}, {"start": 10190.0, "end": 10192.84, "text": " bronies were just going through a phase but that's not true they all got raptured about"}, {"start": 10192.84, "end": 10196.76, "text": " a decade ago and we got left behinds by the way you're gonna actually give me in a lot"}, {"start": 10196.76, "end": 10200.0, "text": " of trouble I didn't say that all the bronies were going through a phase I said all the"}, {"start": 10200.0, "end": 10204.2, "text": " ones who were going through a phase got over it that the only ones that are left are the"}, {"start": 10204.2, "end": 10213.08, "text": " true believers. There's a there's a few thousand fucking genuine bronies. A lot of"}, {"start": 10213.08, "end": 10216.2, "text": " people just did it for the clout."}, {"start": 10220.68, "end": 10223.68, "text": " Faded."}, {"start": 10234.2, "end": 10252.320000000002, "text": " Camping Canal. I'm Rideau. We're in good trade, good trade."}, {"start": 10252.32, "end": 10261.64, "text": " Yeah, I'd say I got mine, bro."}, {"start": 10261.64, "end": 10271.0, "text": " Ten minutes before he was right, we did not have enough time, man."}, {"start": 10271.0, "end": 10272.0, "text": " Are you crazy?"}, {"start": 10272.0, "end": 10273.0, "text": " Are you high?"}, {"start": 10273.0, "end": 10274.0, "text": " Or just an ordinary guy?"}, {"start": 10274.0, "end": 10275.0, "text": " Have you done all you can do?"}, {"start": 10275.0, "end": 10277.0, "text": " ordinary guy"}, {"start": 10279.2, "end": 10282.1, "text": " Have you done all you can do"}, {"start": 10285.34, "end": 10287.34, "text": " swag"}, {"start": 10295.36, "end": 10297.36, "text": " That was huge man"}, {"start": 10297.36, "end": 10319.36, "text": " Damn, we're zooming towards 6-7."}, {"start": 10319.36, "end": 10321.800000000001, "text": " I had Decoype peek after it shoots."}, {"start": 10321.800000000001, "end": 10325.800000000001, "text": " No, I'll just race him. Look at that."}, {"start": 10328.800000000001, "end": 10332.800000000001, "text": " Fourth. I got mine. Literally got mine."}, {"start": 10339.800000000001, "end": 10343.800000000001, "text": " That's a ambitious peek, man."}, {"start": 10343.800000000001, "end": 10356.400000000001, "text": " As a aura play."}, {"start": 10356.400000000001, "end": 10358.400000000001, "text": " Two ops, two rounds in a row is something."}, {"start": 10358.400000000001, "end": 10360.52, "text": " What is the YouTube video to say about that?"}, {"start": 10360.52, "end": 10362.720000000001, "text": " Is this a suboptimal strategy?"}, {"start": 10362.720000000001, "end": 10363.840000000002, "text": " Most optimal strategy?"}, {"start": 10363.840000000002, "end": 10366.800000000001, "text": " Have fun until you enjoy the game."}, {"start": 10366.800000000001, "end": 10367.800000000001, "text": " The end."}, {"start": 10367.800000000001, "end": 10379.640000000001, "text": " Wait, wait, he left himself enough space to eggsfill."}, {"start": 10379.640000000001, "end": 10388.640000000001, "text": " That was tactical, bro."}, {"start": 10388.64, "end": 10390.64, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10403.84, "end": 10405.84, "text": " Fucking beat"}, {"start": 10405.84, "end": 10432.64, "text": " I don't know, sometimes I'm just feeling shattered to be honest with you."}, {"start": 10432.64, "end": 10439.64, "text": " There's one banana."}, {"start": 10439.64, "end": 10442.64, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 10442.64, "end": 10457.64, "text": " Let's do this chums."}, {"start": 10457.64, "end": 10460.199999999999, "text": " They don't know that I'm going to leave."}, {"start": 10463.199999999999, "end": 10466.84, "text": " You think Siri's going to win Survivor 50? Let me check the Koushiyads real quick."}, {"start": 10480.16, "end": 10484.24, "text": " Literally, XM vs Nova difference. XM vs Nova difference."}, {"start": 10487.64, "end": 10494.64, "text": " great shoot, oh fuck"}, {"start": 10494.64, "end": 10500.72, "text": " dude we should play this like hotline miami"}, {"start": 10500.72, "end": 10503.96, "text": " I bet at my elo, like there's something that gets me man"}, {"start": 10503.96, "end": 10507.119999999999, "text": " I don't think there's any place at my elo for talking about like"}, {"start": 10507.119999999999, "end": 10510.84, "text": " here's the strat, I think the only strat you need"}, {"start": 10510.84, "end": 10515.68, "text": " run as fast as you fucking can and just overload one motherfucker"}, {"start": 10515.68, "end": 10524.64, "text": " just pick one one poor unfortunate motherfucker and just rush him every single"}, {"start": 10524.64, "end": 10526.84, "text": " round"}, {"start": 10526.84, "end": 10546.72, "text": " I got shot, I got shot by my teammate."}, {"start": 10546.72, "end": 10548.72, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10566.56, "end": 10571.22, "text": " Do something do something bro"}, {"start": 10577.66, "end": 10579.66, "text": " We won"}, {"start": 10590.0, "end": 10592.0, "text": " Why peak"}, {"start": 10592.34, "end": 10595.14, "text": " Brother are you watching how we're playing the fucking game right now?"}, {"start": 10595.859999999999, "end": 10599.42, "text": " Does this gun look look like it has any fucking skins on it, bro?"}, {"start": 10603.359999999999, "end": 10605.64, "text": " We're running down mid with the shotgun bro"}, {"start": 10606.72, "end": 10608.72, "text": " MOVE DUSTER!"}, {"start": 10612.84, "end": 10617.939999999999, "text": " I literally saw, I saw like shit come out of his ears, the grenade was so close to him."}, {"start": 10617.939999999999, "end": 10619.939999999999, "text": " That's probably 80 in one."}, {"start": 10627.199999999999, "end": 10629.199999999999, "text": " Let me see these assist pilots."}, {"start": 10629.199999999999, "end": 10631.199999999999, "text": " Mother fucker man."}, {"start": 10633.58, "end": 10635.58, "text": " Frozen spawn."}, {"start": 10636.72, "end": 10638.88, "text": " Throwing left-handed HE grenades."}, {"start": 10639.38, "end": 10640.179999999998, "text": " Hee-hee!"}, {"start": 10643.119999999999, "end": 10646.58, "text": " Can somebody shoot that guy once so I can see my assist count rise?"}, {"start": 10655.76, "end": 10657.06, "text": " Favorite Swedish Hockey player?"}, {"start": 10657.06, "end": 10658.359999999999, "text": " It's got to be Anton Rodin."}, {"start": 10658.359999999999, "end": 10659.859999999999, "text": " He's literally going to save the Canucks."}, {"start": 10661.14, "end": 10663.14, "text": " He was the best player in the SHL last year."}, {"start": 10663.14, "end": 10669.14, "text": " and he chose to come to Vancouver because of our Swedish infrastructure."}, {"start": 10683.14, "end": 10687.14, "text": " 38 and 2. Motherfucker."}, {"start": 10693.14, "end": 10697.14, "text": " I got plays"}, {"start": 10707.42, "end": 10713.48, "text": " We did listen to hella MJ everyone did man was the season"}, {"start": 10719.46, "end": 10721.46, "text": " Literally got mine literally got mine"}, {"start": 10723.14, "end": 10725.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 10732.34, "end": 10736.039999999999, "text": " Men you know mag 7 bro. We're on T side. You're not a knower"}, {"start": 10744.34, "end": 10746.34, "text": " That would have been disastrous"}, {"start": 10753.14, "end": 10755.98, "text": " Sorry, I'm vibe-watching."}, {"start": 10755.98, "end": 10757.38, "text": " Literally you have nothing to apologize for."}, {"start": 10757.38, "end": 10761.42, "text": " Mag7 is crazy, though."}, {"start": 10761.42, "end": 10765.779999999999, "text": " It literally looks like you load a JJ Bean cold brew quart into the bottom of it for"}, {"start": 10765.779999999999, "end": 10770.779999999999, "text": " the ammo."}, {"start": 10770.779999999999, "end": 10775.26, "text": " I've been there, man."}, {"start": 10775.26, "end": 10776.26, "text": " I've been there."}, {"start": 10776.26, "end": 10778.74, "text": " Well, it's a good, honestly, good try."}, {"start": 10778.74, "end": 10779.26, "text": " Good try."}, {"start": 10783.14, "end": 10798.14, "text": " I'm literally quitting because they're playing too fucking slow for me to finish on time."}, {"start": 10798.14, "end": 10800.14, "text": " I can't get under two guys to win."}, {"start": 10800.14, "end": 10801.14, "text": " Lag?"}, {"start": 10819.14, "end": 10821.14, "text": " Let's go my brother."}, {"start": 10828.14, "end": 10838.14, "text": " His brain will imprint where he last saw him."}, {"start": 10838.14, "end": 10840.82, "text": " Okay that, honestly, is a ghost."}, {"start": 10840.82, "end": 10844.14, "text": " Errr, it just makes me so mad when I-"}, {"start": 10844.14, "end": 10845.14, "text": " Ugh."}, {"start": 10845.14, "end": 10846.14, "text": " Alright."}, {"start": 10846.14, "end": 10854.34, "text": " Then..."}, {"start": 10854.34, "end": 10862.92, "text": " load up, flock around with fucking Vulcan, bro. I think that amount of blood, you're"}, {"start": 10862.92, "end": 10868.880000000001, "text": " right, that amount of blood cannot leave a guy that fast and he still lives. You're"}, {"start": 10868.880000000001, "end": 10880.04, "text": " a hundred percent true. Guy on a date with no money. Yeah, we'll start with the water"}, {"start": 10880.04, "end": 10884.28, "text": " and can we get the check wait that's so much better than than subway you actually"}, {"start": 10884.28, "end": 10890.6, "text": " fucking cleared the subway joke so easily that's so good yeah we'll start with the"}, {"start": 10890.6, "end": 10894.04, "text": " water and then can we get the check"}, {"start": 10897.480000000001, "end": 10902.04, "text": " that sounds like it's from like an albert brooks movie"}, {"start": 10902.68, "end": 10905.640000000001, "text": " well i loaded the ship with vulcan and it didn't load so i guess we'll load the"}, {"start": 10905.64, "end": 10912.64, "text": " this shit with direct 3D. No, it'll probably work. I just got to go P first. Be right back."}, {"start": 10995.64, "end": 11010.68, "text": " The button you know I was I'm always the first one to push the button so I was waiting for"}, {"start": 11010.68, "end": 11019.64, "text": " someone to push the button okay I'm glad I did that you know my chat was talking about"}, {"start": 11019.64, "end": 11024.359999999999, "text": " this game saying that Ryan's gonna talk too much and gonna scare all the birds away"}, {"start": 11024.359999999999, "end": 11028.76, "text": " Wait is that part of it?"}, {"start": 11028.76, "end": 11035.24, "text": " I don't know if that how it works or not but you know it's possible"}, {"start": 11035.24, "end": 11038.92, "text": " It was an in-game voice I think it does have in-game voice"}, {"start": 11038.92, "end": 11044.039999999999, "text": " Okay I'll create"}, {"start": 11044.039999999999, "end": 11046.039999999999, "text": " What up chib?"}, {"start": 11046.04, "end": 11048.04, "text": " Do y'all ever played Red Dead Redemption 2?"}, {"start": 11048.900000000001, "end": 11049.400000000001, "text": " A little bit."}, {"start": 11050.5, "end": 11053.54, "text": " OOO did you want Jon whilst in Arthur Morgan to kiss each other?"}, {"start": 11054.78, "end": 11058.460000000001, "text": " No, I fell asleep playing it several times and I stopped playing it."}, {"start": 11059.5, "end": 11060.0, "text": " WHAT?"}, {"start": 11062.480000000001, "end": 11063.980000000001, "text": " Okay, here's the Lobby Code."}, {"start": 11065.880000000001, "end": 11067.380000000001, "text": " Oh, this is the long Lobby Code."}, {"start": 11069.36, "end": 11073.0, "text": " Also, can we get easy claps or chibli?"}, {"start": 11073.0, "end": 11076.2, "text": " because you woke up at like 4am to join us"}, {"start": 11076.2, "end": 11078.2, "text": " I woke up at like 4am to join us"}, {"start": 11078.2, "end": 11081.2, "text": " I'll take a 4am, that sounds not like the sound of that"}, {"start": 11081.2, "end": 11085.7, "text": " I even had a freaking late night and I was going crazy"}, {"start": 11085.7, "end": 11087.7, "text": " Jim got a good word"}, {"start": 11087.7, "end": 11092.7, "text": " Hello everyone, can you hear me?"}, {"start": 11092.7, "end": 11094.7, "text": " This is a great sign"}, {"start": 11094.7, "end": 11096.7, "text": " What the heck, why am I on top of"}, {"start": 11096.7, "end": 11098.7, "text": " 30 FPS, I love this"}, {"start": 11098.7, "end": 11101.7, "text": " Wait, does everybody like my shirt?"}, {"start": 11101.7, "end": 11107.34, "text": " How do you have the shirt I was practicing in my own lobby and I made enough money to buy a shirt"}, {"start": 11107.34, "end": 11109.42, "text": " What do you mean practicing you saw the shirt"}, {"start": 11109.42, "end": 11112.54, "text": " Dude you're high on it bro what do you do with the hat"}, {"start": 11112.54, "end": 11116.34, "text": " Wait can I sit on it"}, {"start": 11116.34, "end": 11118.34, "text": " Oh yeah oh"}, {"start": 11118.34, "end": 11120.34, "text": " Oh yeah"}, {"start": 11120.34, "end": 11122.34, "text": " Bouncing on it in a way that has Corey on top of it"}, {"start": 11122.34, "end": 11125.34, "text": " I'm sorry I was on mute in this quote and they were all different"}, {"start": 11125.34, "end": 11127.34, "text": " You're in the potty"}, {"start": 11127.34, "end": 11130.34, "text": " I'm literally stuck right now can someone get Corey off"}, {"start": 11130.34, "end": 11136.06, "text": " I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't know I didn't okay. I didn't know my bed right Ryan is your microphone working"}, {"start": 11136.06, "end": 11138.74, "text": " Yeah, we can't hear you we could I hear you?"}, {"start": 11139.82, "end": 11141.82, "text": " Hello"}, {"start": 11141.86, "end": 11148.02, "text": " Am I working? Yeah, you're working fine. You're working fine. Yeah, does it look like I have nipples?"}, {"start": 11148.86, "end": 11151.3, "text": " Not to be kind of does look like you have nipples. Yeah"}, {"start": 11152.460000000001, "end": 11154.460000000001, "text": " I've been muted for"}, {"start": 11160.34, "end": 11167.78, "text": " the exact uh right you for I had an image of mine and I oh yeah you did you did the the eye dropper"}, {"start": 11167.78, "end": 11174.1, "text": " tool on your nipple yeah exactly uh chiply I'm gonna I'm gonna increase your volume so that your"}, {"start": 11174.1, "end": 11184.9, "text": " volume is at 69 oh wait that's turning it down no oh wait no everyone is at 0.5 oh shit oh you can"}, {"start": 11184.9, "end": 11186.9, "text": " adjust your eyes independently"}, {"start": 11186.9, "end": 11188.9, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 11188.9, "end": 11190.9, "text": " yeah"}, {"start": 11190.9, "end": 11195.9, "text": " can we change our color to be yellow so that we can be minions together?"}, {"start": 11195.9, "end": 11196.9, "text": " sure"}, {"start": 11196.9, "end": 11198.9, "text": " oh my god you so already did it"}, {"start": 11198.9, "end": 11200.9, "text": " where do you do that?"}, {"start": 11200.9, "end": 11202.9, "text": " how'd you get a whistle?"}, {"start": 11202.9, "end": 11207.9, "text": " I want a freaking whistle dude"}, {"start": 11207.9, "end": 11210.9, "text": " I can be like Arthur Morgan when he closes his horse"}, {"start": 11210.9, "end": 11213.9, "text": " you're obsessed with red dead now huh"}, {"start": 11213.9, "end": 11225.9, "text": " I don't know. I'm just looking at the keys. Control. They're not a nice one."}, {"start": 11225.9, "end": 11230.9, "text": " How'd you change your skin? Press G and then click the customize appearance button."}, {"start": 11230.9, "end": 11235.9, "text": " I don't know how to use myself in this game, so I'm just don't know walling by whispering."}, {"start": 11235.9, "end": 11240.9, "text": " I don't think it's working. You have to say everything to us, you song. I'm sorry, buddy."}, {"start": 11240.9, "end": 11251.9, "text": " I know I was trying to flex on everyone by buying a hat, but I couldn't afford it."}, {"start": 11251.9, "end": 11256.9, "text": " Wait, what happened man?"}, {"start": 11256.9, "end": 11258.9, "text": " You look so sad."}, {"start": 11258.9, "end": 11259.9, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 11259.9, "end": 11261.9, "text": " No, I'm just so happy that I'm looking at birds."}, {"start": 11261.9, "end": 11263.9, "text": " You look so sad."}, {"start": 11263.9, "end": 11266.9, "text": " I've been looking at birds all day."}, {"start": 11266.9, "end": 11268.9, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11274.66, "end": 11277.76, "text": " No, that's dude, that's how your eyes get up you've been off an all day"}, {"start": 11286.859999999999, "end": 11289.46, "text": " All right, shall we"}, {"start": 11289.460000000001, "end": 11291.460000000001, "text": " What do we do?"}, {"start": 11291.460000000001, "end": 11293.460000000001, "text": " How did you guys do whistle?"}, {"start": 11293.460000000001, "end": 11295.460000000001, "text": " How did you do whistle?"}, {"start": 11295.460000000001, "end": 11297.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, I don't know how to do whistle either."}, {"start": 11297.460000000001, "end": 11299.460000000001, "text": " Maybe we got to earn a whistle."}, {"start": 11299.460000000001, "end": 11301.460000000001, "text": " Maybe we got to earn a whistle."}, {"start": 11301.460000000001, "end": 11303.460000000001, "text": " Yes!"}, {"start": 11305.460000000001, "end": 11307.460000000001, "text": " But he's my good eye."}, {"start": 11307.460000000001, "end": 11309.460000000001, "text": " What are we trying to do?"}, {"start": 11309.460000000001, "end": 11313.460000000001, "text": " It's Pokemon Snapped with Birds."}, {"start": 11313.460000000001, "end": 11315.460000000001, "text": " Follow the teacher!"}, {"start": 11315.460000000001, "end": 11317.460000000001, "text": " Follow the teacher!"}, {"start": 11317.460000000001, "end": 11322.460000000001, "text": " The teacher, the dog goes quack quack, cow goes moo."}, {"start": 11325.02, "end": 11326.980000000001, "text": " Okay, and then I don't know if the birds"}, {"start": 11326.980000000001, "end": 11329.220000000001, "text": " like actually gets the air in the car."}, {"start": 11329.220000000001, "end": 11330.500000000002, "text": " Lee, Lee, shut up, get your bird!"}, {"start": 11330.500000000002, "end": 11331.34, "text": " Shut up!"}, {"start": 11333.140000000001, "end": 11333.980000000001, "text": " Oh, I'm snapping."}, {"start": 11335.1, "end": 11335.94, "text": " Oh my God, I got it."}, {"start": 11335.94, "end": 11338.300000000001, "text": " I got it, I got it."}, {"start": 11338.300000000001, "end": 11339.62, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 11339.62, "end": 11341.34, "text": " I just snapped a great photo."}, {"start": 11341.34, "end": 11343.54, "text": " And then you run it back and you get some money for it,"}, {"start": 11343.54, "end": 11344.380000000001, "text": " right?"}, {"start": 11344.380000000001, "end": 11346.18, "text": " Yeah, it's Pokemon Snapper rolls, baby."}, {"start": 11346.18, "end": 11348.98, "text": " Able shiny bird, shiny bird."}, {"start": 11348.98, "end": 11350.34, "text": " I found the mushroom cave."}, {"start": 11350.34, "end": 11351.34, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 11351.34, "end": 11351.84, "text": " Hey, what?"}, {"start": 11351.84, "end": 11352.84, "text": " Hey, Cory's on the way."}, {"start": 11352.84, "end": 11353.84, "text": " I found the mushroom cave."}, {"start": 11353.84, "end": 11354.84, "text": " Well, it's your year."}, {"start": 11354.84, "end": 11355.84, "text": " Oh, it's way up there."}, {"start": 11355.84, "end": 11356.84, "text": " OK, never mind."}, {"start": 11356.84, "end": 11358.54, "text": " Oh, can you develop your photos here?"}, {"start": 11358.54, "end": 11359.26, "text": " Yeah, man."}, {"start": 11359.26, "end": 11362.66, "text": " Dude, I'm talking rich, man."}, {"start": 11362.66, "end": 11364.98, "text": " The best part of video games is when you get a grade."}, {"start": 11364.98, "end": 11365.48, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 11368.64, "end": 11374.14, "text": " And then immediately fucking blow that on something for sure,"}, {"start": 11374.14, "end": 11375.14, "text": " man."}, {"start": 11375.14, "end": 11378.14, "text": " What's the whole point of birdwatching if you're just so low the whole time?"}, {"start": 11381.14, "end": 11383.14, "text": " I'm gonna be the best of this."}, {"start": 11384.14, "end": 11386.14, "text": " I'm gonna be the best of this."}, {"start": 11387.14, "end": 11388.14, "text": " Oh my god, why are you-"}, {"start": 11388.14, "end": 11389.14, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 11389.14, "end": 11391.14, "text": " I'm kicking him out, I'm kicking him out, dude."}, {"start": 11391.14, "end": 11392.14, "text": " What's the problem?"}, {"start": 11393.14, "end": 11395.14, "text": " You scared the swan away!"}, {"start": 11395.14, "end": 11398.14, "text": " Bro, I'm literally looking at the fucking swan right now."}, {"start": 11402.14, "end": 11404.14, "text": " Do they actually respond?"}, {"start": 11404.14, "end": 11406.14, "text": " I think if you ever whistle"}, {"start": 11406.14, "end": 11410.26, "text": " The zoom number goes to 2x on this or 4x on this shitty default camera"}, {"start": 11417.34, "end": 11420.18, "text": " Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"}, {"start": 11428.46, "end": 11430.46, "text": " I'm fucking rich well"}, {"start": 11434.14, "end": 11446.26, "text": " and then $800. Oh my god. Can you get better? Can't oh you can get better cameras. Oh, I"}, {"start": 11446.26, "end": 11454.859999999999, "text": " gotta go get some better. I'm not gonna flex on him yet though. I love it. We bought this"}, {"start": 11454.86, "end": 11456.86, "text": " to play together, but fuck that, bro."}, {"start": 11456.86, "end": 11467.86, "text": " Dude, we can get $8,000 for amazing DSLR, and then we can get $50,000 golden..."}, {"start": 11467.86, "end": 11468.86, "text": " Econ, Econ."}, {"start": 11468.86, "end": 11470.86, "text": " Now, now we're talking."}, {"start": 11470.86, "end": 11471.86, "text": " I love that."}, {"start": 11471.86, "end": 11472.86, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 11472.86, "end": 11473.86, "text": " We can't get in."}, {"start": 11473.86, "end": 11475.86, "text": " You guys are so quiet, I can't turn you up."}, {"start": 11475.86, "end": 11477.86, "text": " Are you sure?"}, {"start": 11477.86, "end": 11479.86, "text": " Shit, I got a fucking good one."}, {"start": 11479.86, "end": 11481.86, "text": " Right down there."}, {"start": 11481.86, "end": 11483.86, "text": " Bro, I'm being flashed."}, {"start": 11483.86, "end": 11487.26, "text": " No, I'm enabling the shot, I'm enabling the shot."}, {"start": 11491.26, "end": 11492.26, "text": " I got mine."}, {"start": 11492.86, "end": 11493.86, "text": " I got mine."}, {"start": 11499.26, "end": 11501.86, "text": " They're not going to be happy that I played so much CS before this."}, {"start": 11501.86, "end": 11503.86, "text": " I'm in the wrong fucking headspace, bro."}, {"start": 11505.26, "end": 11506.86, "text": " Look at that fucking jump shot, though."}, {"start": 11506.86, "end": 11509.26, "text": " 17, they're fucking trolling, bro."}, {"start": 11511.060000000001, "end": 11512.460000000001, "text": " And then customize appearance."}, {"start": 11513.86, "end": 11515.86, "text": " Hit him with something fucking crazy"}, {"start": 11533.54, "end": 11535.54, "text": " Yo sick drip dude, yo"}, {"start": 11537.140000000001, "end": 11539.900000000001, "text": " This shit cost me a rack bro. It's Valenciaga"}, {"start": 11539.9, "end": 11544.539999999999, "text": " I spent my first rack on clothes. I'm gonna buy some seeds for my second race seeds"}, {"start": 11545.3, "end": 11547.3, "text": " Yeah, defeat the birds"}, {"start": 11547.9, "end": 11551.98, "text": " Yeah, I like that. Oh Mary fucking poppin style"}, {"start": 11552.66, "end": 11554.66, "text": " Did you get that one? I did"}, {"start": 11565.46, "end": 11567.46, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11569.9, "end": 11572.46, "text": " Oh, man, yeah, we're gonna get you."}, {"start": 11572.46, "end": 11574.1, "text": " Oh, wait."}, {"start": 11574.1, "end": 11575.94, "text": " He literally is the bottom."}, {"start": 11575.94, "end": 11577.1, "text": " Above you, there's a bird up here."}, {"start": 11577.1, "end": 11579.06, "text": " There's a blue jay above us."}, {"start": 11579.06, "end": 11579.699999999999, "text": " I already got him."}, {"start": 11579.699999999999, "end": 11582.18, "text": " I already got him, man."}, {"start": 11582.18, "end": 11584.58, "text": " Oh, my gosh, I got it."}, {"start": 11584.58, "end": 11586.699999999999, "text": " Oh, I got a gold star?"}, {"start": 11586.699999999999, "end": 11589.34, "text": " Mother fucker, man."}, {"start": 11589.34, "end": 11590.699999999999, "text": " I got another gold star."}, {"start": 11590.699999999999, "end": 11593.14, "text": " Who's going around scaring all the damn birds?"}, {"start": 11593.14, "end": 11594.22, "text": " You're doing that."}, {"start": 11594.22, "end": 11595.46, "text": " You're scaring all the birds."}, {"start": 11595.46, "end": 11595.94, "text": " How so?"}, {"start": 11595.94, "end": 11596.74, "text": " How so?"}, {"start": 11596.74, "end": 11599.539999999999, "text": " You've been talking the whole time,"}, {"start": 11599.54, "end": 11603.02, "text": " Which I know is our job, but you know, we have to get the shot occasionally, too"}, {"start": 11604.86, "end": 11606.86, "text": " Do they really get angry?"}, {"start": 11620.86, "end": 11623.52, "text": " No, that's my seed that's my you song put your seed in my mouth"}, {"start": 11629.54, "end": 11633.54, "text": " I think we fucking creep up here, man."}, {"start": 11633.54, "end": 11637.54, "text": " Can you guys keep it the fuck down?"}, {"start": 11637.54, "end": 11641.54, "text": " Jesus."}, {"start": 11641.54, "end": 11645.54, "text": " Oh, well, I died the fall damage."}, {"start": 11645.54, "end": 11657.54, "text": " Alright, I've had my Impulsive Fall, now it's time to"}, {"start": 11657.900000000001, "end": 11659.900000000001, "text": " Time to lock in with the squad"}, {"start": 11663.78, "end": 11665.78, "text": " Shit"}, {"start": 11667.86, "end": 11669.86, "text": " That's a great shot man"}, {"start": 11671.26, "end": 11673.740000000002, "text": " Well, you're trying to get through Bowser's door"}, {"start": 11679.900000000001, "end": 11681.900000000001, "text": " Patience bro"}, {"start": 11687.54, "end": 11692.54, "text": " I got a treatment."}, {"start": 11692.54, "end": 11695.54, "text": " You get better camera."}, {"start": 11695.54, "end": 11697.54, "text": " Where can you buy a better camera?"}, {"start": 11697.54, "end": 11699.54, "text": " You need to get the..."}, {"start": 11699.54, "end": 11700.54, "text": " Open it up."}, {"start": 11700.54, "end": 11702.54, "text": " And then customize appearances."}, {"start": 11702.54, "end": 11705.54, "text": " And then on the top right, there's a camera tab."}, {"start": 11705.54, "end": 11708.54, "text": " And you can spend money to buy cameras."}, {"start": 11708.54, "end": 11711.54, "text": " You can buy..."}, {"start": 11711.54, "end": 11714.54, "text": " Are there leaderboards?"}, {"start": 11714.54, "end": 11730.54, "text": " Look at me. Look at me Hector. Look at me. Guys fucking chill."}, {"start": 11730.54, "end": 11732.54, "text": " Greatest shot of all time."}, {"start": 11732.54, "end": 11737.54, "text": " Small as birds in the sky."}, {"start": 11737.54, "end": 11741.54, "text": " Small as birds in the sky."}, {"start": 11741.54, "end": 11748.160000000002, "text": " One star?"}, {"start": 11748.160000000002, "end": 11750.220000000001, "text": " Guidebook star bonus $200."}, {"start": 11750.220000000001, "end": 11751.220000000001, "text": " Fuck yes."}, {"start": 11751.220000000001, "end": 11752.220000000001, "text": " Fuck yes, bro."}, {"start": 11752.220000000001, "end": 11762.34, "text": " Holy shit, she got three stars, what the fuck."}, {"start": 11762.34, "end": 11763.34, "text": " Favorite bird?"}, {"start": 11763.34, "end": 11764.34, "text": " She'll build platypus."}, {"start": 11764.34, "end": 11771.34, "text": " Wait, I do have 30 stars."}, {"start": 11771.34, "end": 11773.34, "text": " I"}, {"start": 11777.9, "end": 11779.9, "text": " Did you guys get to a new biome yet"}, {"start": 11785.7, "end": 11788.26, "text": " 710 fucking stars, bro"}, {"start": 11796.1, "end": 11798.1, "text": " Austria is pretty fucking cool. You're not"}, {"start": 11798.1, "end": 11802.98, "text": " Yeah, yeah, just just jump around everywhere scare the birds man"}, {"start": 11815.98, "end": 11817.98, "text": " This is gonna be fucking huge"}, {"start": 11817.98, "end": 11832.82, "text": " They're making so much noise, man."}, {"start": 11832.82, "end": 11840.82, "text": " Damn, this is kind of awesome."}, {"start": 11840.82, "end": 11850.82, "text": " Oh shit, what the fuck's going on in there? Is that Grogu?"}, {"start": 11863.82, "end": 11865.82, "text": " I'm clomping, they hit me."}, {"start": 11865.82, "end": 11867.82, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11867.82, "end": 11869.82, "text": " What is the oh"}, {"start": 11870.699999999999, "end": 11874.46, "text": " The holy fucking grail. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, definitely"}, {"start": 11895.82, "end": 11897.82, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 11903.02, "end": 11905.02, "text": " Oh, whoa"}, {"start": 11908.46, "end": 11911.38, "text": " He tried to melee me watch this"}, {"start": 11914.26, "end": 11918.5, "text": " He shit on you no shot bro, no shot. That's just my eye"}, {"start": 11925.82, "end": 11929.82, "text": " with 39 stars. What did I walk in on?"}, {"start": 11929.82, "end": 11933.82, "text": " Don't do it."}, {"start": 11933.82, "end": 11937.82, "text": " Fertivast bird, bro."}, {"start": 11937.82, "end": 11941.82, "text": " That's a fucking good one."}, {"start": 11941.82, "end": 11945.82, "text": " That is a fucking good one right there."}, {"start": 11945.82, "end": 11949.82, "text": " Two birds in the same fucking photo."}, {"start": 11949.82, "end": 11951.82, "text": " You poop you poop you poop"}, {"start": 11951.9, "end": 11953.9, "text": " Two birds in the same fucking photo"}, {"start": 11969.14, "end": 11972.86, "text": " Okay, and then we have to get the rarest bird before anybody else"}, {"start": 11979.82, "end": 11989.14, "text": " what do we want are you here in the shit"}, {"start": 11989.14, "end": 11993.14, "text": " Oh shit, we can go up the stairs now."}, {"start": 11993.14, "end": 11997.14, "text": " Oh yeah, that's right."}, {"start": 11997.14, "end": 12000.14, "text": " You guys fucking chill, there's like a million here."}, {"start": 12000.14, "end": 12001.14, "text": " Oh shiny bird."}, {"start": 12001.14, "end": 12003.14, "text": " It's just a-"}, {"start": 12003.14, "end": 12005.14, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 12007.14, "end": 12009.14, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 12009.14, "end": 12011.14, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 12011.14, "end": 12014.14, "text": " Feel the way."}, {"start": 12014.14, "end": 12016.14, "text": " Up in the tree."}, {"start": 12016.14, "end": 12021.14, "text": " I know, how's it going, you know?"}, {"start": 12021.14, "end": 12029.14, "text": " Ryan, I heard you got two birds in one photo, what are you a stone?"}, {"start": 12029.14, "end": 12033.66, "text": " Okay, that's pretty good. Yeah? How do you feel about this, how do you feel about this"}, {"start": 12033.66, "end": 12038.14, "text": " shit right here? Yo, yo, speak on that, King."}, {"start": 12038.14, "end": 12042.14, "text": " How do you get that? It cost me three grand."}, {"start": 12042.14, "end": 12047.38, "text": " I like that you're wearing a high vis vest for your so no one shoots you"}, {"start": 12051.9, "end": 12057.26, "text": " Is a little crazy workers get paid so much bro, I didn't even care camera upgrade costed one rack"}, {"start": 12057.26, "end": 12060.939999999999, "text": " I spent that like it was nothing. I don't know. Is it an upgrade or is it just a different color?"}, {"start": 12061.34, "end": 12066.26, "text": " It's a it's a zoom further. Oh shit. Yeah back at this one"}, {"start": 12067.46, "end": 12071.32, "text": " You can you can do it in your inventory too cheaply. I swear it's"}, {"start": 12072.9, "end": 12077.18, "text": " Really you do the upgrade. Yeah, I customize appearance and then just buy a better camera"}, {"start": 12080.06, "end": 12086.48, "text": " No, no, no, it's different it's different. That's like that's actually a cosmetic. This is awesome hardware"}, {"start": 12090.619999999999, "end": 12093.8, "text": " Yeah, awesome now my camera's red"}, {"start": 12093.800000000001, "end": 12105.880000000001, "text": " And now I'm behind on economy, which means I'm never gonna fucking I'm never gonna catch up at this point"}, {"start": 12110.720000000001, "end": 12112.720000000001, "text": " Wait"}, {"start": 12119.960000000001, "end": 12121.960000000001, "text": " That's a fucking beautiful picture"}, {"start": 12123.800000000001, "end": 12125.800000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12128.880000000001, "end": 12130.880000000001, "text": " It's not beautiful enough"}, {"start": 12141.800000000001, "end": 12143.800000000001, "text": " Good call good call"}, {"start": 12147.76, "end": 12150.04, "text": " Look at me look at me"}, {"start": 12150.04, "end": 12153.640000000001, "text": " I got a money, dude fucking don't block the shot"}, {"start": 12161.6, "end": 12164.800000000001, "text": " The binoculars would be way better if they were a camera. There's like"}, {"start": 12168.720000000001, "end": 12171.52, "text": " Here hummingbird again down a woodpecker"}, {"start": 12171.52, "end": 12173.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12177.32, "end": 12180.86, "text": " I'm gonna be real with you Kate. I use so many seats down there. I don't know if you"}, {"start": 12182.94, "end": 12187.04, "text": " You guys want you guys want a Cali Opie hummingbird"}, {"start": 12188.5, "end": 12190.5, "text": " Is it she in a whole life?"}, {"start": 12192.58, "end": 12194.58, "text": " You got the right audience for that joke"}, {"start": 12201.52, "end": 12207.42, "text": " Dude, I saw Giga getting face-to-face with a bird and the bird didn't even like move. I was crouching, too."}, {"start": 12207.42, "end": 12211.720000000001, "text": " You know what happened? I got face-to-face with that bird, took a picture, and they said,"}, {"start": 12211.720000000001, "end": 12213.42, "text": " mmm, kinda small."}, {"start": 12213.42, "end": 12217.42, "text": " I actually admit it. You have to quick-scope, Brian."}, {"start": 12217.42, "end": 12221.42, "text": " Yeah, I've been trying. Like, I've been using it as an op. I need to use it as a scout."}, {"start": 12221.42, "end": 12223.92, "text": " Oh, no, yeah, because you can get action shots."}, {"start": 12223.92, "end": 12225.42, "text": " I feel like hugging."}, {"start": 12225.42, "end": 12226.42, "text": " Oh, no."}, {"start": 12226.42, "end": 12227.42, "text": " I'm gonna chop right here."}, {"start": 12227.42, "end": 12231.42, "text": " His phone's getting very close to the bird. I'm not gonna say who."}, {"start": 12231.42, "end": 12235.74, "text": " I'm going in. I'm going in. I don't care. Don't stop until you're numb"}, {"start": 12242.1, "end": 12244.1, "text": " And then run it back"}, {"start": 12244.18, "end": 12246.18, "text": " Some good pictures in there"}, {"start": 12249.9, "end": 12251.9, "text": " No"}, {"start": 12261.42, "end": 12273.18, "text": " I think we need to do a double jump to get there."}, {"start": 12273.18, "end": 12283.9, "text": " Watch this, watch this, watch this."}, {"start": 12283.9, "end": 12285.9, "text": " Secret shop."}, {"start": 12286.619999999999, "end": 12289.22, "text": " Way what if this is just a peak spot"}, {"start": 12303.539999999999, "end": 12305.539999999999, "text": " Anyone"}, {"start": 12308.38, "end": 12310.38, "text": " Hey, Ghibli"}, {"start": 12310.380000000001, "end": 12312.380000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 12313.740000000002, "end": 12321.320000000002, "text": " Go upgrade again. Oh, that's Corey. That's not shively. That's Corey. What's up here pop? Oh, that's shively it is shively"}, {"start": 12323.02, "end": 12325.580000000002, "text": " Well, how'd you get in there? It's kind of sick"}, {"start": 12333.140000000001, "end": 12335.140000000001, "text": " You got any whistles that's lit"}, {"start": 12337.54, "end": 12339.54, "text": " Look at this guy"}, {"start": 12340.380000000001, "end": 12345.660000000002, "text": " now we got different eyes bro I don't know what what yeah I forgot the other"}, {"start": 12345.660000000002, "end": 12359.580000000002, "text": " one watch this get off my head I need a journey here okay wait I think I get"}, {"start": 12359.580000000002, "end": 12363.54, "text": " bonus points if you're in the photo wait I'll get close I'll get close I'll creep"}, {"start": 12363.54, "end": 12365.54, "text": " Yeah, yeah, let it shit on you"}, {"start": 12376.660000000002, "end": 12381.5, "text": " Hey, this is the risky jump here you might run you might fly away I feel like a boy, yeah"}, {"start": 12387.02, "end": 12389.02, "text": " I got some good shots"}, {"start": 12393.54, "end": 12405.02, "text": " I got a hat. Yo, check out my hat. Check out my hat, everyone. Damn. I've never fought"}, {"start": 12405.02, "end": 12415.02, "text": " for anything in my life. A common, a shiny, uncommon bird has spawned. Yes. But where?"}, {"start": 12415.02, "end": 12427.26, "text": " There's a Matt Johnson that"}, {"start": 12427.26, "end": 12434.140000000001, "text": " That's the fucking lad right there."}, {"start": 12434.140000000001, "end": 12435.140000000001, "text": " That's the fucking lad."}, {"start": 12435.140000000001, "end": 12444.02, "text": " I'm gonna have him eaten out of the palm of my fucking hand."}, {"start": 12444.02, "end": 12445.02, "text": " No shot."}, {"start": 12445.02, "end": 12446.02, "text": " It could be huge."}, {"start": 12446.02, "end": 12447.02, "text": " No, I got multiple."}, {"start": 12447.02, "end": 12448.02, "text": " I got multiple."}, {"start": 12448.02, "end": 12449.02, "text": " Northern Yellow Warbore."}, {"start": 12449.02, "end": 12450.02, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 12450.02, "end": 12451.02, "text": " Oh, okay, okay."}, {"start": 12451.02, "end": 12452.02, "text": " People have gone from that other island to Batman."}, {"start": 12452.02, "end": 12453.02, "text": " I said, I'm not over."}, {"start": 12453.02, "end": 12454.02, "text": " You catching any shinies on the default island?"}, {"start": 12454.02, "end": 12455.02, "text": " No, no, no, no."}, {"start": 12455.02, "end": 12456.02, "text": " I think all of them are there."}, {"start": 12456.02, "end": 12457.02, "text": " But there's one on the other island up here."}, {"start": 12457.02, "end": 12458.02, "text": " Smart, smart."}, {"start": 12458.02, "end": 12459.02, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 12459.02, "end": 12460.02, "text": " I'm upgrading my camera."}, {"start": 12460.02, "end": 12461.02, "text": " I'm going to 8X zoom."}, {"start": 12461.02, "end": 12462.02, "text": " Hey."}, {"start": 12462.02, "end": 12463.02, "text": " I'm going to 8X zoom."}, {"start": 12463.02, "end": 12464.02, "text": " You're going to 8X zoom."}, {"start": 12464.02, "end": 12465.02, "text": " I'm going to 8X zoom."}, {"start": 12465.02, "end": 12466.02, "text": " I'm going to 8X zoom."}, {"start": 12466.02, "end": 12467.02, "text": " I'm going to 8X zoom."}, {"start": 12467.02, "end": 12468.02, "text": " I'm going to 8X zoom."}, {"start": 12468.02, "end": 12469.02, "text": " I'm going to 8X zoom."}, {"start": 12469.02, "end": 12474.02, "text": " I'm upgrading my camera. I'm going to 8x"}, {"start": 12474.02, "end": 12478.02, "text": " You take a picture"}, {"start": 12478.02, "end": 12484.02, "text": " No, we're gonna do it. We have a new business idea. We're gonna charge this pole for the hood watching me."}, {"start": 12484.02, "end": 12486.02, "text": " I feel like you have to pay a toll to get across the bridge."}, {"start": 12486.02, "end": 12488.02, "text": " Didn't really work out there. We kind of had the moves on us."}, {"start": 12488.02, "end": 12490.02, "text": " Wait, that's kind of sick."}, {"start": 12490.02, "end": 12492.02, "text": " Wait, Ryan, I have a question."}, {"start": 12492.02, "end": 12493.02, "text": " Yeah?"}, {"start": 12493.02, "end": 12497.02, "text": " Who is Bob Balaban? Who is Bob Balaban?"}, {"start": 12497.02, "end": 12504.78, "text": " He's a he's an actor. He's an actor with male pattern baldness that often plays meek bureaucrats"}, {"start": 12507.42, "end": 12509.42, "text": " Like what's the Norwood scale"}, {"start": 12510.26, "end": 12514.02, "text": " Five five really that's not great"}, {"start": 12514.9, "end": 12516.9, "text": " He ain't coming back. Let's put it that way"}, {"start": 12517.74, "end": 12522.66, "text": " Dude, I think I am coming back because I've been drinking protein. I think I was just deficient in"}, {"start": 12523.5, "end": 12526.460000000001, "text": " Protein, I don't well. I mean it's probably happened"}, {"start": 12527.02, "end": 12530.7, "text": " So that is like one of the stages of of cope though for sure"}, {"start": 12532.220000000001, "end": 12537.82, "text": " Like the deluge if I'm like delusional in a good way I'm like I don't mind I think yeah delude this problem"}, {"start": 12537.82, "end": 12544.9, "text": " Okay, well if I stop stopping so much fucking noise watch this most beautiful picture of all times coming right here I"}, {"start": 12547.02, "end": 12552.2, "text": " Through down some fucking seeds right there. Oh nice, and then we just fucking wait"}, {"start": 12552.2, "end": 12556.720000000001, "text": " I've never seen the bird dude. You look so funny you crown"}, {"start": 12562.960000000001, "end": 12568.320000000002, "text": " Are there birds birds any birds got seeds right here seeds on me"}, {"start": 12570.68, "end": 12572.68, "text": " Cheese"}, {"start": 12575.2, "end": 12577.2, "text": " That's a Canadian who"}, {"start": 12577.2, "end": 12584.0, "text": " Oh my god, there's a whole flock or a formation. What do you call it?"}, {"start": 12586.68, "end": 12593.6, "text": " We got Canadian geese over here, bro, I don't know. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh right there"}, {"start": 12593.6, "end": 12598.560000000001, "text": " It's beautiful. I got flying shot. I got a flying shot. It's pink. Oh right behind us"}, {"start": 12607.2, "end": 12617.2, "text": " give me something good man give me enough to upgrade zoom again"}, {"start": 12617.2, "end": 12619.2, "text": " I need something like crack"}, {"start": 12619.2, "end": 12621.2, "text": " oh my fucking god"}, {"start": 12621.2, "end": 12625.2, "text": " goody bucks you're having a laugh man"}, {"start": 12625.2, "end": 12627.2, "text": " are you blind?"}, {"start": 12627.2, "end": 12631.2, "text": " yeah I need like 20x zoom on this crack"}, {"start": 12631.2, "end": 12635.2, "text": " dude we're literally just farming just take shots of the birds that are flying through the air"}, {"start": 12635.2, "end": 12641.62, "text": " 100 bucks each get up to 12 X zoom in 10 minutes they're gonna be like how did"}, {"start": 12641.62, "end": 12652.02, "text": " you get so much money like how was your camera so good I don't know if I'm"}, {"start": 12652.02, "end": 12661.380000000001, "text": " thinking picture of a stick or an eagle oh my god I'm literally right Ryan this"}, {"start": 12661.380000000001, "end": 12665.380000000001, "text": " This is insane. Ryan, I've just been like 2 grand in like 10, 20 seconds."}, {"start": 12671.380000000001, "end": 12674.380000000001, "text": " And now I'm gonna go back and get better zoom. I'll be right back."}, {"start": 12674.380000000001, "end": 12675.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, huge."}, {"start": 12681.380000000001, "end": 12683.380000000001, "text": " Motherfucker!"}, {"start": 12683.380000000001, "end": 12689.380000000001, "text": " I have 6400, I need a little bit more."}, {"start": 12689.380000000001, "end": 12690.380000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12690.380000000001, "end": 12691.380000000001, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12691.380000000001, "end": 12695.380000000001, "text": " He's beating our strap by actually playing the game?"}, {"start": 12695.380000000001, "end": 12697.380000000001, "text": " I haven't bought any clothes."}, {"start": 12697.380000000001, "end": 12701.380000000001, "text": " What's the cost for the second zoom upgrade?"}, {"start": 12701.380000000001, "end": 12702.380000000001, "text": " Is it 58?"}, {"start": 12702.380000000001, "end": 12703.380000000001, "text": " 58,000."}, {"start": 12703.380000000001, "end": 12704.380000000001, "text": " I think so."}, {"start": 12704.380000000001, "end": 12705.380000000001, "text": " 3000."}, {"start": 12705.380000000001, "end": 12706.380000000001, "text": " Okay, 3000?"}, {"start": 12706.380000000001, "end": 12709.380000000001, "text": " I'm like that, 3600."}, {"start": 12709.380000000001, "end": 12711.380000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12714.820000000002, "end": 12716.820000000002, "text": " Almost just fucking fell. Oh"}, {"start": 12719.140000000001, "end": 12723.84, "text": " Wait, look look where look where I'm looking flock. Okay. I gotta turn these in and"}, {"start": 12723.84, "end": 12726.420000000002, "text": " I just I just wasted all of my hang on I"}, {"start": 12727.500000000002, "end": 12729.500000000002, "text": " Got them in my sights. I'll paint"}, {"start": 12729.94, "end": 12732.34, "text": " Thanks for my photos with 10 bucks, bro"}, {"start": 12733.820000000002, "end": 12735.820000000002, "text": " We're polluting the market"}, {"start": 12735.82, "end": 12743.82, "text": " is this the hot spot? Yes. I'm buying again. There's a flock. No. Where? Oh my god, they were with a dollar each."}, {"start": 12743.82, "end": 12751.82, "text": " Yeah, I don't know about this midder anymore. I think maybe like if you get close ones maybe."}, {"start": 12751.82, "end": 12761.82, "text": " I'm going over here. Wait, there's a hidden case. Are you okay? We've just been turning in. Oh, they're hitting strong."}, {"start": 12791.82, "end": 12796.279999999999, "text": " Wait now we're fucking poppin bro."}, {"start": 12796.279999999999, "end": 12800.68, "text": " My film capacity is an out of all time."}, {"start": 12800.68, "end": 12808.52, "text": " Oh fuck yeah."}, {"start": 12808.52, "end": 12810.199999999999, "text": " Now we can farm some good photos."}, {"start": 12810.199999999999, "end": 12811.199999999999, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 12811.199999999999, "end": 12812.199999999999, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 12812.199999999999, "end": 12816.72, "text": " Dude that bird and I, we just became best friends."}, {"start": 12816.72, "end": 12820.36, "text": " You should be able to put seeds in your hand and then like out the birdie and that of it."}, {"start": 12820.36, "end": 12822.36, "text": " What is this beast?"}, {"start": 12824.560000000001, "end": 12828.08, "text": " Look at that one in the tree behind us, but be careful"}, {"start": 12832.76, "end": 12834.76, "text": " It's on the other side of this branch right here"}, {"start": 12837.76, "end": 12839.76, "text": " You see this thing"}, {"start": 12850.36, "end": 12857.42, "text": " Sorry the devs were trying to talk to me in my via the game and I got scared. Oh, yeah, it happens. It happens. It happens"}, {"start": 12875.720000000001, "end": 12877.720000000001, "text": " Okay, I'll see you down there"}, {"start": 12880.36, "end": 12883.36, "text": " Because I have Pink Island all to myself, man."}, {"start": 12886.36, "end": 12888.36, "text": " Ryan, how's it going?"}, {"start": 12888.36, "end": 12891.36, "text": " It's actually kind of bad up here."}, {"start": 12891.36, "end": 12893.36, "text": " I just made- there's a woodpecker on my phone."}, {"start": 12893.36, "end": 12898.36, "text": " You want to spend all of our stars on locking a new biome that other people don't know exists yet?"}, {"start": 12898.36, "end": 12901.36, "text": " You get the statues at $1,000."}, {"start": 12901.36, "end": 12904.36, "text": " Are you- are you fucking- are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 12904.36, "end": 12907.36, "text": " I swear on my life I just got $1,000 for the statue."}, {"start": 12907.36, "end": 12913.300000000001, "text": " you for the statue is it like a yeah what's the stash it's first time you"}, {"start": 12913.300000000001, "end": 12916.900000000001, "text": " secret oh look blackbird blackbird"}, {"start": 12924.02, "end": 12930.980000000001, "text": " and backshots yeah this one's a shy one"}, {"start": 12930.98, "end": 12935.98, "text": " if fucking talk to me"}, {"start": 12935.98, "end": 12940.98, "text": " got him"}, {"start": 12940.98, "end": 12943.98, "text": " you said a thousand dollars?"}, {"start": 12943.98, "end": 12945.98, "text": " yeah I got a thousand dollars for the statue"}, {"start": 12945.98, "end": 12947.98, "text": " what the hell? I gotta pour four again?"}, {"start": 12947.98, "end": 12948.98, "text": " yeah yeah yeah"}, {"start": 12948.98, "end": 12950.98, "text": " here here I want to follow too"}, {"start": 12950.98, "end": 12952.98, "text": " alright so are you sure?"}, {"start": 12952.98, "end": 12954.98, "text": " ohhhh"}, {"start": 12954.98, "end": 12956.98, "text": " ok check this check this"}, {"start": 12956.98, "end": 12958.98, "text": " secret area unlocked"}, {"start": 12958.98, "end": 12965.98, "text": " I fucking fell."}, {"start": 12973.42, "end": 12976.98, "text": " This is the spell, shit."}, {"start": 12976.98, "end": 12979.98, "text": " He's so distinguished."}, {"start": 12979.98, "end": 12984.98, "text": " You gotta get like, how do you know the level of the three stars?"}, {"start": 12984.98, "end": 12986.98, "text": " There's one shot"}, {"start": 12991.98, "end": 12993.98, "text": " Don't don't leave I'm joining"}, {"start": 12999.699999999999, "end": 13001.699999999999, "text": " Here's a hummingbird again"}, {"start": 13009.22, "end": 13011.22, "text": " I choose you"}, {"start": 13014.98, "end": 13016.98, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13039.859999999999, "end": 13042.18, "text": " Thank you, well, how do you get there?"}, {"start": 13044.98, "end": 13048.18, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit."}, {"start": 13048.18, "end": 13048.68, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 13048.68, "end": 13051.64, "text": " It can't burn with Oprah."}, {"start": 13051.64, "end": 13052.9, "text": " Yeah, easy."}, {"start": 13052.9, "end": 13054.9, "text": " So, so!"}, {"start": 13054.9, "end": 13056.18, "text": " Who's the one with four stars?"}, {"start": 13056.18, "end": 13057.66, "text": " Yes, it is!"}, {"start": 13057.66, "end": 13059.5, "text": " I can afford a better camera."}, {"start": 13059.5, "end": 13061.34, "text": " Check the statue."}, {"start": 13061.34, "end": 13065.3, "text": " The statue of legend and his hummingbird."}, {"start": 13065.3, "end": 13068.9, "text": " There's geese in the air right now."}, {"start": 13068.9, "end": 13070.22, "text": " How many people can stack?"}, {"start": 13070.22, "end": 13071.699999999999, "text": " We stack like 10 people."}, {"start": 13071.699999999999, "end": 13072.199999999999, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 13072.199999999999, "end": 13074.699999999999, "text": " You can stack on me."}, {"start": 13074.7, "end": 13076.7, "text": " Yo, yo, it's nice."}, {"start": 13076.7, "end": 13078.7, "text": " Do you think we can get the angles? Okay, what if you walk?"}, {"start": 13078.7, "end": 13082.7, "text": " Wait, do you think we can get into an R rated movie if we put a trench coat over us?"}, {"start": 13084.7, "end": 13086.7, "text": " Is this the angle strand?"}, {"start": 13086.7, "end": 13088.7, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 13088.7, "end": 13091.7, "text": " Yo, let's go, I can actually move this time."}, {"start": 13091.7, "end": 13093.7, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 13093.7, "end": 13095.7, "text": " Oh my god, I'm out of film!"}, {"start": 13095.7, "end": 13097.7, "text": " Yeah, I gotta go, I gotta go."}, {"start": 13098.7, "end": 13100.7, "text": " I got it, I got it."}, {"start": 13100.7, "end": 13102.7, "text": " This is gonna be huge."}, {"start": 13102.7, "end": 13110.94, "text": " you got a statue I did thank you thank you for the Intel I got $4,000 yes no"}, {"start": 13110.94, "end": 13112.140000000001, "text": " Oh shot!"}, {"start": 13115.62, "end": 13116.54, "text": " Is it shiny?"}, {"start": 13130.980000000001, "end": 13131.82, "text": " Fuck it."}, {"start": 13131.82, "end": 13135.18, "text": " Give me Ruby crowned kinglet."}, {"start": 13135.18, "end": 13137.32, "text": " Give me a very thrush female whistle."}, {"start": 13138.68, "end": 13140.62, "text": " Give me some fucking beige seeds."}, {"start": 13140.94, "end": 13142.94, "text": " I need beige seeds right now."}, {"start": 13146.94, "end": 13148.94, "text": " That's smart. That's a smart play."}, {"start": 13151.94, "end": 13156.94, "text": " I saw that MKBHD reviewed the third resume upgrade recently. It's pretty cool."}, {"start": 13160.94, "end": 13162.94, "text": " I liked it. I thought it was good. I thought it was a good show."}, {"start": 13162.94, "end": 13165.94, "text": " Yeah, I'm not covering my mouth right now. It's good."}, {"start": 13165.94, "end": 13167.94, "text": " I think it's a spending thing."}, {"start": 13167.94, "end": 13169.94, "text": " I think it's just."}, {"start": 13169.94, "end": 13171.94, "text": " Go go go."}, {"start": 13171.94, "end": 13173.94, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 13173.94, "end": 13175.94, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 13175.94, "end": 13177.94, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 13177.94, "end": 13179.94, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 13179.94, "end": 13181.94, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 13181.94, "end": 13183.94, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 13183.94, "end": 13185.94, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 13185.94, "end": 13187.94, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 13187.94, "end": 13189.94, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 13189.94, "end": 13191.94, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 13191.94, "end": 13193.94, "text": " Go."}, {"start": 13223.94, "end": 13226.78, "text": " having a lot of kids this the damn marsh"}, {"start": 13226.78, "end": 13230.94, "text": " yeah certainly looks very marshy"}, {"start": 13230.94, "end": 13240.94, "text": " unbelievable shot of the derp yes bird man"}, {"start": 13240.94, "end": 13242.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13253.34, "end": 13255.34, "text": " Ghibli get out the shot"}, {"start": 13260.26, "end": 13262.86, "text": " I need to see the body I need to see the body"}, {"start": 13265.34, "end": 13269.42, "text": " Show me your butt yes, hey, hey get a room"}, {"start": 13270.94, "end": 13275.44, "text": " I think it's going to attack me,"}, {"start": 13275.44, "end": 13277.44, "text": " bro. Why is it eyeing me up?"}, {"start": 13277.44, "end": 13279.44, "text": " I need 13K to upgrade my camera."}, {"start": 13279.44, "end": 13281.44, "text": " Yeah, sure. Just yell."}, {"start": 13281.44, "end": 13283.44, "text": " Hahaha."}, {"start": 13283.44, "end": 13286.44, "text": " Close out in the marsh yelling about economic conditions."}, {"start": 13286.44, "end": 13289.44, "text": " On the other side of the island from your ass."}, {"start": 13289.44, "end": 13292.44, "text": " Scared the damn swan away, man."}, {"start": 13292.44, "end": 13294.44, "text": " That's right there."}, {"start": 13294.44, "end": 13296.44, "text": " Tough lesson to learn."}, {"start": 13296.44, "end": 13298.44, "text": " Tough lesson to learn."}, {"start": 13298.44, "end": 13300.44, "text": " You see this beast?"}, {"start": 13300.44, "end": 13301.480000000001, "text": " Oh shit!"}, {"start": 13303.76, "end": 13304.800000000001, "text": " Two beasts!"}, {"start": 13314.480000000001, "end": 13315.36, "text": " They're in love!"}, {"start": 13326.6, "end": 13327.76, "text": " Wait, let's see, okay."}, {"start": 13327.76, "end": 13331.76, "text": " I snooze. I'll make zoom now, dude. Holy shit."}, {"start": 13331.76, "end": 13333.76, "text": " Snus?"}, {"start": 13337.76, "end": 13339.76, "text": " Could be bigger in frame, motherfucker."}, {"start": 13341.76, "end": 13345.76, "text": " No, they're real picky, dude. I don't really like this industry, like they're..."}, {"start": 13345.76, "end": 13347.76, "text": " Who the fuck do they think they are?"}, {"start": 13347.76, "end": 13349.76, "text": " That's a crazy shot."}, {"start": 13357.76, "end": 13361.18, "text": " Whoa, lifer, first bafflehead ever."}, {"start": 13369.36, "end": 13371.36, "text": " Damn, I'm kind of fucking loaded, man."}, {"start": 13375.86, "end": 13377.36, "text": " Marsha's goaded, bro."}, {"start": 13377.36, "end": 13379.36, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13380.2, "end": 13382.2, "text": " Think the lack there is wrong we know"}, {"start": 13386.880000000001, "end": 13391.78, "text": " All right, sorry I ran I ran I think if it's not done you might know"}, {"start": 13403.68, "end": 13405.68, "text": " Yeah three for everyone"}, {"start": 13407.36, "end": 13409.36, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13418.480000000001, "end": 13426.2, "text": " It's on you dude no shot. Oh, it was on you for a second. I was back in though. Oh my god. I got a shit. That was a beautiful moment"}, {"start": 13431.28, "end": 13433.28, "text": " Like Bernie Sanders"}, {"start": 13437.36, "end": 13442.36, "text": " Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop."}, {"start": 13444.6, "end": 13446.36, "text": " Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god."}, {"start": 13446.36, "end": 13448.7, "text": " My life is beautiful, never kill myself."}, {"start": 13448.7, "end": 13449.54, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13449.54, "end": 13451.400000000001, "text": " Spirit of death."}, {"start": 13451.400000000001, "end": 13452.24, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 13452.24, "end": 13454.36, "text": " I can never."}, {"start": 13454.36, "end": 13456.36, "text": " Does it look like I'm smoking?"}, {"start": 13456.36, "end": 13457.2, "text": " No."}, {"start": 13458.2, "end": 13459.2, "text": " Shadows."}, {"start": 13459.2, "end": 13460.54, "text": " What happened?"}, {"start": 13460.54, "end": 13462.640000000001, "text": " I thought that was beautiful."}, {"start": 13462.640000000001, "end": 13464.0, "text": " That was beautiful."}, {"start": 13464.0, "end": 13465.52, "text": " Oh my god, Casemodes."}, {"start": 13465.52, "end": 13467.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 13475.52, "end": 13477.52, "text": " Didn't give me shit"}, {"start": 13479.44, "end": 13485.18, "text": " How much was it worth hold on hold on I'm gonna see I'm gonna see I got a canada goose"}, {"start": 13485.92, "end": 13487.92, "text": " I've got a thousand trumpeters"}, {"start": 13487.92, "end": 13489.04, "text": " What is this?"}, {"start": 13489.04, "end": 13490.04, "text": " It's so many."}, {"start": 13492.04, "end": 13494.44, "text": " Okay, Bufflehead on your head for 50."}, {"start": 13494.44, "end": 13495.6, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 13495.6, "end": 13498.24, "text": " Okay, and a Trump or a Swann on your head, 172."}, {"start": 13498.24, "end": 13499.4, "text": " Oh, can I get help?"}, {"start": 13499.4, "end": 13501.08, "text": " Not too bad, not too bad."}, {"start": 13503.32, "end": 13504.960000000001, "text": " That's messed up."}, {"start": 13504.960000000001, "end": 13506.6, "text": " Dude, I got so much money."}, {"start": 13506.6, "end": 13508.0, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 13508.0, "end": 13509.08, "text": " Oh, my God."}, {"start": 13509.08, "end": 13510.08, "text": " And who got you that money?"}, {"start": 13510.08, "end": 13511.28, "text": " I'm rich."}, {"start": 13511.28, "end": 13513.72, "text": " I'm like 10,000, but I'm old and old."}, {"start": 13513.720000000001, "end": 13526.640000000001, "text": " weird-ass bird on me on you close by oh yeah"}, {"start": 13526.64, "end": 13528.64, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13537.88, "end": 13539.88, "text": " He's on your head he's on your head"}, {"start": 13550.519999999999, "end": 13552.519999999999, "text": " In the tree"}, {"start": 13556.64, "end": 13578.439999999999, "text": " I'm out here burden."}, {"start": 13578.439999999999, "end": 13579.439999999999, "text": " Eagle."}, {"start": 13579.439999999999, "end": 13580.599999999999, "text": " Eagle on me."}, {"start": 13580.6, "end": 13586.6, "text": " that's in motion"}, {"start": 13586.6, "end": 13591.6, "text": " you go on me guys you go on me"}, {"start": 13591.6, "end": 13595.6, "text": " is she on me it's in the tree right there"}, {"start": 13595.6, "end": 13599.6, "text": " oh shit that was just on my head bro I think it's hard to kill me"}, {"start": 13599.6, "end": 13602.6, "text": " you're lucky to be alive"}, {"start": 13602.6, "end": 13605.6, "text": " Oh, do you think he's trying to move like this and stuff like that?"}, {"start": 13621.6, "end": 13624.6, "text": " You should have bunny hopping and birding, man."}, {"start": 13624.6, "end": 13626.6, "text": " It fits. They're both animals."}, {"start": 13627.6, "end": 13629.6, "text": " Boss pray."}, {"start": 13632.92, "end": 13636.04, "text": " Not this one that one's pretty good"}, {"start": 13637.880000000001, "end": 13640.32, "text": " That this was supposed to be the moneymaker, bro"}, {"start": 13643.04, "end": 13645.960000000001, "text": " That's a that's a beautiful fucking picture right there"}, {"start": 13654.6, "end": 13656.6, "text": " And then"}, {"start": 13662.6, "end": 13666.6, "text": " Sorry man, nothing some beige seeds can't fix."}, {"start": 13684.6, "end": 13688.6, "text": " Keep it down please. It's fucking the mountain from the Machikoro Box Art bro."}, {"start": 13692.6, "end": 13699.6, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13699.6, "end": 13703.6, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 13703.6, "end": 13710.6, "text": " Come back."}, {"start": 13710.6, "end": 13717.6, "text": " Come back."}, {"start": 13717.6, "end": 13722.6, "text": " He's in the branch."}, {"start": 13722.6, "end": 13727.6, "text": " Look at this little guy."}, {"start": 13727.6, "end": 13732.6, "text": " Look at this little guy."}, {"start": 13732.6, "end": 13737.6, "text": " This is your eyeball."}, {"start": 13737.6, "end": 13742.6, "text": " Okay, that was kind of awesome."}, {"start": 13742.6, "end": 13749.32, "text": " Okay, that was kind of awesome. Did he eat my damn scenes, man?"}, {"start": 13757.24, "end": 13762.12, "text": " He's a name trainer. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry."}, {"start": 13762.12, "end": 13784.92, "text": " still kind of worth it three star in there all I take it's three star bro"}, {"start": 13784.92, "end": 13794.0, "text": " I'm fucking loaded. I've got an incredible idea and nobody believes in me which makes it's"}, {"start": 13794.0, "end": 13805.2, "text": " gonna make it so awesome when this works out. Oh wait, you guys can hear me?"}, {"start": 13805.2, "end": 13813.76, "text": " I'm in pink town. Come on up, I got a great idea. I might need to farm a little bit first"}, {"start": 13813.76, "end": 13829.24, "text": " though. Alright one moment I'll be right there. I need to farm briefly. Tell me if you see"}, {"start": 13829.24, "end": 13836.880000000001, "text": " a bird. Oh my god I think I see it. It's ugly duckling. What the fuck? Oh it's a beautiful"}, {"start": 13836.880000000001, "end": 13848.84, "text": " swan it's a beautiful swan wow what are the odds what's your zoom percentage six"}, {"start": 13848.84, "end": 13853.28, "text": " well you got to up that before you become part of my heist what the hell"}, {"start": 13853.28, "end": 13862.04, "text": " what's yours 12 well what the hell are they doing down there they're disrupting"}, {"start": 13862.04, "end": 13869.560000000001, "text": " my cozy game all right Kate where'd you go you're right there the spot where you"}, {"start": 13869.560000000001, "end": 13871.720000000001, "text": " just were"}, {"start": 13876.52, "end": 13884.080000000002, "text": " I leveled up I leveled up for where the 10 maybe go 6 to 10 then the 12th"}, {"start": 13884.080000000002, "end": 13888.160000000002, "text": " Kate look see where I am and see where I'm looking there's an absolutely"}, {"start": 13888.16, "end": 13891.44, "text": " Beautiful picture right here. Oh my god, you're right"}, {"start": 13901.84, "end": 13903.84, "text": " Okay, this is us"}, {"start": 13907.32, "end": 13909.32, "text": " I'm the one with the eyebrow"}, {"start": 13910.64, "end": 13912.4, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 13912.4, "end": 13914.4, "text": " He was the farted"}, {"start": 13914.4, "end": 13923.96, "text": " Then we turn those in and then get ready because we're about to make probably $10,000."}, {"start": 13923.96, "end": 13929.08, "text": " It was worth nothing."}, {"start": 13929.08, "end": 13930.08, "text": " Those were worth nothing."}, {"start": 13930.08, "end": 13932.279999999999, "text": " They're the most beautiful pictures anyone's ever taken."}, {"start": 13932.279999999999, "end": 13934.8, "text": " That was worth nothing."}, {"start": 13934.8, "end": 13937.24, "text": " It's a sick joke."}, {"start": 13937.24, "end": 13938.24, "text": " $12."}, {"start": 13938.24, "end": 13939.24, "text": " $8."}, {"start": 13939.24, "end": 13940.24, "text": " $10."}, {"start": 13940.24, "end": 13941.24, "text": " $9."}, {"start": 13941.24, "end": 13942.24, "text": " $10."}, {"start": 13942.24, "end": 13943.24, "text": " $10."}, {"start": 13943.24, "end": 13950.18, "text": " I didn't know. I didn't know."}, {"start": 13950.18, "end": 13955.78, "text": " I didn't know. It was too late."}, {"start": 13955.78, "end": 13961.16, "text": " It's life is so fucking weird."}, {"start": 13961.16, "end": 13964.16, "text": " Alright, Kate, you ready? Yeah."}, {"start": 13964.16, "end": 13968.16, "text": " Okay, watch this. Okay."}, {"start": 13968.16, "end": 13972.0, "text": " They all count they all count"}, {"start": 13974.82, "end": 13976.98, "text": " Yeah, we need like 30 more"}, {"start": 13998.16, "end": 14001.0, "text": " Oh, he's so fast with the back."}, {"start": 14001.0, "end": 14002.0, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 14002.0, "end": 14007.0, "text": " What is the next camera?"}, {"start": 14007.0, "end": 14015.0, "text": " Oh, take this one on your foot."}, {"start": 14015.0, "end": 14016.0, "text": " Don't move."}, {"start": 14016.0, "end": 14017.0, "text": " This is for customization."}, {"start": 14017.0, "end": 14018.0, "text": " It's the most beautiful bird I've ever seen."}, {"start": 14018.0, "end": 14019.0, "text": " I got it."}, {"start": 14019.0, "end": 14020.0, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 14020.0, "end": 14022.0, "text": " Oh my god, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 14022.0, "end": 14024.0, "text": " How do I steal him?"}, {"start": 14029.0, "end": 14032.0, "text": " I'll look at the 475."}, {"start": 14032.0, "end": 14034.0, "text": " That round of old rock."}, {"start": 14037.0, "end": 14039.0, "text": " Yes, yes, yes, it worked."}, {"start": 14047.0, "end": 14049.0, "text": " Fuck, double my money, let's go."}, {"start": 14050.0, "end": 14054.52, "text": " I needed the hummingbird, I ran out of the film."}, {"start": 14054.52, "end": 14055.52, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 14055.52, "end": 14063.52, "text": " That was good though, right?"}, {"start": 14063.52, "end": 14072.48, "text": " What the fuck is this, man?"}, {"start": 14072.48, "end": 14083.859999999999, "text": " Are they playing like, they're playing like drum and bass music down there like what's"}, {"start": 14083.859999999999, "end": 14084.859999999999, "text": " going on?"}, {"start": 14084.859999999999, "end": 14094.859999999999, "text": " Kate, I have a bird on my head."}, {"start": 14094.86, "end": 14109.86, "text": " He's looking. I think you're at the right whistle."}, {"start": 14109.86, "end": 14120.86, "text": " He's really loud. Why does this one have the bandana that Dan always wears from the Karate Kid?"}, {"start": 14120.86, "end": 14136.900000000001, "text": " Oh it's the woodpecker. Oh shit. Oh shit, Annie's pecking."}, {"start": 14141.1, "end": 14149.060000000001, "text": " I think these birds are cheap. Yeah we got to go to a new biome I think. Did you"}, {"start": 14149.06, "end": 14156.34, "text": " get all the biome from the pond area? Let me check. Let me turn to these photos and check."}, {"start": 14156.34, "end": 14172.38, "text": " Kind of loaded. No, I haven't done too well on that. Oh, maybe I got pictures of everything. Yeah."}, {"start": 14172.380000000001, "end": 14181.380000000001, "text": " How do you have everything of the woodland no woodland? I'm missing Anna's hummingbird and the bullshit"}, {"start": 14181.380000000001, "end": 14194.18, "text": " Excuse me and Rufus is hummingbird. I'm missing so much. I just be snapping. What the hell?"}, {"start": 14194.18, "end": 14211.26, "text": " belt kingfisher let me see belt kingfisher from the woodland no the oh my gosh the"}, {"start": 14211.26, "end": 14221.0, "text": " trumpeter swan I have you on the photo wait I haven't even looked at that how"}, {"start": 14221.0, "end": 14223.0, "text": " How can you check the photos that you've got in the guidebook?"}, {"start": 14223.0, "end": 14224.0, "text": " Oh, you click on them."}, {"start": 14224.0, "end": 14225.0, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14225.0, "end": 14226.0, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 14226.0, "end": 14231.0, "text": " And then for the mute swan, I got chibley in it."}, {"start": 14231.0, "end": 14233.0, "text": " Wait, what do you not have from this area?"}, {"start": 14233.0, "end": 14234.0, "text": " Do you have everything?"}, {"start": 14234.0, "end": 14236.0, "text": " No, I got like nothing."}, {"start": 14236.0, "end": 14237.0, "text": " What are you missing?"}, {"start": 14237.0, "end": 14248.0, "text": " I am missing black-headed, roast beak, calife, hummingbirds, and then I'm missing purple"}, {"start": 14248.0, "end": 14252.0, "text": " I'm missing a lot of like the side view."}, {"start": 14252.0, "end": 14254.0, "text": " Wait here, watch this."}, {"start": 14254.0, "end": 14256.0, "text": " I'm literally going to get you one."}, {"start": 14266.0, "end": 14268.0, "text": " Okay, you ready?"}, {"start": 14268.0, "end": 14269.0, "text": " Yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 14269.0, "end": 14272.0, "text": " What is this horrific sound, by the way?"}, {"start": 14272.0, "end": 14274.0, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14274.0, "end": 14276.0, "text": " Just wait."}, {"start": 14278.0, "end": 14304.0, "text": " There's a bird on your fucking head."}, {"start": 14304.0, "end": 14310.0, "text": " I want the big bird to fly."}, {"start": 14310.0, "end": 14313.0, "text": " Is there a difference between bathing and vaping dust?"}, {"start": 14313.0, "end": 14316.0, "text": " It ain't flying."}, {"start": 14316.0, "end": 14318.0, "text": " Oh, really?"}, {"start": 14318.0, "end": 14319.0, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 14319.0, "end": 14321.0, "text": " I think it's the old man's, okay?"}, {"start": 14321.0, "end": 14323.0, "text": " Oh, super-dirty."}, {"start": 14323.0, "end": 14325.0, "text": " It ain't."}, {"start": 14325.0, "end": 14328.0, "text": " Oh, wait, it's here."}, {"start": 14328.0, "end": 14330.0, "text": " It's here."}, {"start": 14330.0, "end": 14333.0, "text": " Oh, my God, it's on your head."}, {"start": 14333.0, "end": 14334.0, "text": " Stop this!"}, {"start": 14344.0, "end": 14345.0, "text": " This puppy."}, {"start": 14346.0, "end": 14347.0, "text": " Looks so happy."}, {"start": 14348.0, "end": 14349.0, "text": " Shiny bird."}, {"start": 14350.0, "end": 14351.0, "text": " Where's our shot?"}, {"start": 14351.0, "end": 14353.0, "text": " We're not pointing up in the air."}, {"start": 14355.0, "end": 14358.0, "text": " They hate our freaking seeds."}, {"start": 14363.0, "end": 14375.0, "text": " I need to fly. Yes. What a shot. What a shot. That has to be good. That has to be good."}, {"start": 14375.0, "end": 14379.0, "text": " Where'd all his feet go? I think they despawned."}, {"start": 14379.0, "end": 14381.0, "text": " I'm just holding up."}, {"start": 14388.0, "end": 14389.0, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 14389.0, "end": 14391.0, "text": " Give me something good here."}, {"start": 14391.0, "end": 14393.0, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 14393.0, "end": 14395.0, "text": " The common raven."}, {"start": 14395.0, "end": 14397.0, "text": " It's on you! It's on you!"}, {"start": 14403.0, "end": 14405.0, "text": " Get it!"}, {"start": 14406.0, "end": 14408.0, "text": " Oh, there he goes."}, {"start": 14409.0, "end": 14419.56, "text": " This guy's talking about Chinese bakery."}, {"start": 14419.56, "end": 14424.44, "text": " Is it a bird or like a horse?"}, {"start": 14424.44, "end": 14427.12, "text": " Blackheaded gross beak was on you dude."}, {"start": 14427.12, "end": 14428.12, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 14428.12, "end": 14431.48, "text": " Apparently there's more parkour to do up here."}, {"start": 14431.48, "end": 14434.48, "text": " I'm going to give it a shot."}, {"start": 14434.48, "end": 14447.68, "text": " Oh, no, no, no, no."}, {"start": 14447.68, "end": 14453.9, "text": " Parkour to do Topo Pink."}, {"start": 14453.9, "end": 14462.0, "text": " Did you know our daughter was telling me about parkour civilization today?"}, {"start": 14462.0, "end": 14467.0, "text": " She literally said, if you miss the jump, you get put in prison in parkour civilization."}, {"start": 14467.0, "end": 14470.0, "text": " And I said, yeah, I know."}, {"start": 14470.0, "end": 14472.0, "text": " I'm familiar with the meme."}, {"start": 14481.0, "end": 14483.0, "text": " Oh, there she is, there she is."}, {"start": 14483.0, "end": 14492.72, "text": " No, every time."}, {"start": 14492.72, "end": 14497.24, "text": " Off the tree across the waterfall."}, {"start": 14497.24, "end": 14504.08, "text": " They're saying off the tree across the waterfall."}, {"start": 14504.08, "end": 14509.56, "text": " Awesome."}, {"start": 14509.56, "end": 14526.279999999999, "text": " Okay, don't bother it's kind of a crazy shot though it's kind of a beautiful shot"}, {"start": 14526.28, "end": 14539.94, "text": " anybody unlock this forest realm for me well I one second I'm about to take the"}, {"start": 14539.94, "end": 14548.08, "text": " worst oh shit I'm on the rocks over top of the waterfall"}, {"start": 14548.08, "end": 14550.08, "text": " What the hell? How did you get there?"}, {"start": 14550.08, "end": 14552.08, "text": " Chad lied to me."}, {"start": 14552.08, "end": 14554.08, "text": " I'm fucking gonna do it all the time."}, {"start": 14557.08, "end": 14558.08, "text": " Now fly."}, {"start": 14558.08, "end": 14559.08, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 14561.08, "end": 14562.08, "text": " Is it through the tree?"}, {"start": 14562.08, "end": 14564.08, "text": " Yeah, you gotta go up on the branches."}, {"start": 14564.08, "end": 14566.08, "text": " Don't look me into carrying your kid."}, {"start": 14574.08, "end": 14575.08, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14578.08, "end": 14580.08, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 14580.08, "end": 14582.08, "text": " Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."}, {"start": 14582.08, "end": 14585.08, "text": " Hey, are you do not want to sit here on a date?"}, {"start": 14585.08, "end": 14587.08, "text": " What the hell, man?"}, {"start": 14587.08, "end": 14588.08, "text": " Oh, god."}, {"start": 14588.08, "end": 14590.08, "text": " You're gonna get away from fucking me."}, {"start": 14590.08, "end": 14592.08, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 14592.08, "end": 14593.08, "text": " Come on, look at me."}, {"start": 14593.08, "end": 14595.08, "text": " Are you not with us because you're on a date?"}, {"start": 14599.08, "end": 14600.08, "text": " Yes, and you are here."}, {"start": 14600.08, "end": 14601.08, "text": " I'm here."}, {"start": 14601.08, "end": 14602.08, "text": " I'm here."}, {"start": 14602.08, "end": 14603.08, "text": " There's an invisible wall."}, {"start": 14603.08, "end": 14605.08, "text": " No, we're speculating on what you were doing."}, {"start": 14605.08, "end": 14606.08, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 14606.08, "end": 14613.48, "text": " Wait, wait, jump. Just keep jumping. We'll boost ourselves up I don't think that's how it works imagine"}, {"start": 14621.92, "end": 14625.84, "text": " We were speculating that y'all were on a date and none of us wanted to intrude"}, {"start": 14627.44, "end": 14634.039999999999, "text": " Yeah, we're in the autumn area. Oh shit. I'm on route. I mean we were just seed-maxing up here to be honest with you"}, {"start": 14634.039999999999, "end": 14636.039999999999, "text": " Oh fair absolutely fair"}, {"start": 14636.08, "end": 14638.08, "text": " I'll see you in the autumn."}, {"start": 14638.08, "end": 14640.08, "text": " See you in the autumn."}, {"start": 14640.08, "end": 14642.08, "text": " Wee!"}, {"start": 14648.08, "end": 14650.08, "text": " Bird identifier."}, {"start": 14650.08, "end": 14652.08, "text": " Seems like that could be like"}, {"start": 14652.08, "end": 14654.08, "text": " insanely good."}, {"start": 14654.08, "end": 14656.08, "text": " Can you upgrade your binoculars so much"}, {"start": 14656.08, "end": 14658.08, "text": " that they turn into a, oh, shit, wait,"}, {"start": 14658.08, "end": 14660.08, "text": " that would be awesome."}, {"start": 14660.08, "end": 14662.08, "text": " I like birds."}, {"start": 14662.08, "end": 14664.08, "text": " We could be like lethal company."}, {"start": 14664.08, "end": 14680.16, "text": " I like that I'm a tunnel for an underpumpkins"}, {"start": 14680.16, "end": 14708.96, "text": " Let me see you from the front come on come on"}, {"start": 14708.960000000001, "end": 14713.960000000001, "text": " Come on. Talk to me, baby."}, {"start": 14721.960000000001, "end": 14722.960000000001, "text": " Sheep!"}, {"start": 14730.960000000001, "end": 14731.960000000001, "text": " Sheep!"}, {"start": 14733.960000000001, "end": 14734.960000000001, "text": " Got him."}, {"start": 14738.960000000001, "end": 14742.400000000001, "text": " Oh, yeah"}, {"start": 14754.52, "end": 14756.52, "text": " It's birding time"}, {"start": 14756.52, "end": 14758.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 14764.68, "end": 14768.32, "text": " Holy shit guys look up huge bird coming in"}, {"start": 14779.44, "end": 14781.44, "text": " Well, that's a pigeon"}, {"start": 14786.52, "end": 14793.52, "text": " I really felt like a photo of a pigeon"}, {"start": 14793.52, "end": 14794.52, "text": " No shot bro"}, {"start": 14794.52, "end": 14797.52, "text": " This is a great base up here man"}, {"start": 14797.52, "end": 14800.52, "text": " Did you get the fall damage unlock?"}, {"start": 14800.52, "end": 14802.52, "text": " No shot, oh like the achievement?"}, {"start": 14802.52, "end": 14803.52, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 14803.52, "end": 14804.52, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 14804.52, "end": 14806.52, "text": " Here, get on my head"}, {"start": 14806.52, "end": 14807.52, "text": " Yeah we've done this"}, {"start": 14807.52, "end": 14809.52, "text": " Okay jump on my head, jump on my head Kate"}, {"start": 14809.52, "end": 14810.52, "text": " You got on the roof?"}, {"start": 14810.52, "end": 14813.52, "text": " There's photos of naked women up there, I'm not even kidding"}, {"start": 14813.52, "end": 14816.32, "text": " You saw some of their cigars and photos of naked women on the roof."}, {"start": 14816.32, "end": 14817.32, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 14817.32, "end": 14818.32, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14818.32, "end": 14819.32, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14819.32, "end": 14820.32, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14820.32, "end": 14821.32, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14821.32, "end": 14822.32, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14822.32, "end": 14823.32, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14823.32, "end": 14824.32, "text": " So get on the rail."}, {"start": 14824.32, "end": 14825.32, "text": " Get on the rail."}, {"start": 14825.32, "end": 14826.32, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14826.32, "end": 14827.32, "text": " Teradactyl."}, {"start": 14827.32, "end": 14828.32, "text": " The crowd."}, {"start": 14828.32, "end": 14831.32, "text": " And then someone else can go on here."}, {"start": 14831.32, "end": 14834.32, "text": " But I'm happy if someone wants to hop on me."}, {"start": 14834.32, "end": 14836.32, "text": " And then I'll fucking hit you."}, {"start": 14836.32, "end": 14838.32, "text": " You're not that desperate, are you?"}, {"start": 14838.32, "end": 14839.32, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 14839.32, "end": 14840.32, "text": " What the hell?"}, {"start": 14840.32, "end": 14841.32, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 14841.32, "end": 14842.32, "text": " You see it?"}, {"start": 14842.32, "end": 14848.279999999999, "text": " I think yeah, Kate you need to stand eventually. Yeah, yeah, I am I was"}, {"start": 14851.199999999999, "end": 14854.86, "text": " You know pterodactyl cells of the pea guys, that's not no insane, right?"}, {"start": 14856.8, "end": 14858.8, "text": " Okay, oh, it's you made it"}, {"start": 14860.52, "end": 14865.779999999999, "text": " Okay, wait, there's I can't move at all crazy shit up here guys"}, {"start": 14872.32, "end": 14878.32, "text": " what the fuck dude there is a naked lady up here dude"}, {"start": 14878.32, "end": 14880.32, "text": " oh what's chivalry doing"}, {"start": 14880.32, "end": 14882.32, "text": " jumping up jumping up jumping up"}, {"start": 14882.32, "end": 14884.32, "text": " I don't know"}, {"start": 14884.32, "end": 14886.32, "text": " why is there the sun so excited"}, {"start": 14886.32, "end": 14888.32, "text": " that was awesome"}, {"start": 14888.32, "end": 14890.32, "text": " let me get you"}, {"start": 14890.32, "end": 14892.32, "text": " give me"}, {"start": 14892.32, "end": 14894.32, "text": " you can like jump though"}, {"start": 14894.32, "end": 14896.32, "text": " I saw that"}, {"start": 14896.32, "end": 14898.32, "text": " you killed me"}, {"start": 14898.32, "end": 14900.32, "text": " bro anyone got any seeds to put down here"}, {"start": 14900.32, "end": 14902.56, "text": " needs to put down here"}, {"start": 14902.56, "end": 14904.48, "text": " they have a scam"}, {"start": 14904.48, "end": 14906.9, "text": " i spent all of my money on seeds and nothing showed up"}, {"start": 14906.9, "end": 14912.4, "text": " papa, i felt like papa that made the bamboo good"}, {"start": 14912.4, "end": 14913.76, "text": " oh no problem everyone"}, {"start": 14913.76, "end": 14915.48, "text": " i don't mind being the only one down here"}, {"start": 14915.48, "end": 14916.52, "text": " oh thanks you son"}, {"start": 14916.52, "end": 14919.52, "text": " thank you"}, {"start": 14919.52, "end": 14921.72, "text": " you saw your missing up a naked lady"}, {"start": 14921.72, "end": 14927.279999999999, "text": " oh no my first naked lady"}, {"start": 14927.28, "end": 14929.28, "text": " Donald Trump, Donald Trump in the river."}, {"start": 14930.28, "end": 14932.28, "text": " Oh, the Ghiblians!"}, {"start": 14932.28, "end": 14933.28, "text": " What are you doing?"}, {"start": 14933.28, "end": 14935.28, "text": " The Ghiblians, the Ghiblians."}, {"start": 14939.28, "end": 14941.28, "text": " I love the bevels, I love the bevels."}, {"start": 14943.28, "end": 14944.28, "text": " He's gotten too good at it."}, {"start": 14945.28, "end": 14946.28, "text": " They're staring me."}, {"start": 14947.28, "end": 14948.28, "text": " They're staring me, I hope it's in the ca-"}, {"start": 14954.28, "end": 14955.28, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 14955.28, "end": 14964.08, "text": " oh shit do you think Cory will hate it if I jump right on his shot imagine oh"}, {"start": 14964.08, "end": 14977.12, "text": " yeah ruin that freaking room oh I could have a seat came back it came back"}, {"start": 14977.12, "end": 14979.12, "text": " Move the mouse! Move the mouse!"}, {"start": 14987.12, "end": 14989.12, "text": " Bring this tree up below."}, {"start": 14992.12, "end": 14994.12, "text": " It's quite cute."}, {"start": 14995.12, "end": 14998.12, "text": " Oh another one to the right. What's this thing? An owl! An owl!"}, {"start": 15001.12, "end": 15006.12, "text": " Right down here. Oh you scared it! You monster! You monster!"}, {"start": 15007.12, "end": 15010.560000000001, "text": " Oh, it's it move one tree over move one tree over"}, {"start": 15013.640000000001, "end": 15017.800000000001, "text": " It's flying oh, it's majestic. I can't move my mouth that fast"}, {"start": 15019.84, "end": 15021.800000000001, "text": " Oh, I got it. I got it. Okay. I got"}, {"start": 15025.44, "end": 15027.44, "text": " Action shot"}, {"start": 15037.12, "end": 15042.44, "text": " I literally tried to no scope it"}, {"start": 15055.44, "end": 15060.44, "text": " But where oh shit"}, {"start": 15060.44, "end": 15062.12, "text": " I'm going to get it."}, {"start": 15062.12, "end": 15063.960000000001, "text": " One turn flat."}, {"start": 15063.960000000001, "end": 15066.04, "text": " A rack just for this?"}, {"start": 15066.04, "end": 15067.4, "text": " Yeah, a rack just for this."}, {"start": 15067.4, "end": 15067.9, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 15067.9, "end": 15068.4, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 15068.4, "end": 15068.9, "text": " OK."}, {"start": 15068.9, "end": 15072.4, "text": " Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble, come."}, {"start": 15072.4, "end": 15074.880000000001, "text": " Oh, we should start a K-pop group."}, {"start": 15074.880000000001, "end": 15078.480000000001, "text": " Bubble, bubble, ba, bubble, ba, bubble, ba."}, {"start": 15078.480000000001, "end": 15079.68, "text": " That's a dollar right there."}, {"start": 15079.68, "end": 15080.18, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 15080.18, "end": 15080.68, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 15080.68, "end": 15081.18, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 15081.18, "end": 15081.68, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 15081.68, "end": 15082.18, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 15082.18, "end": 15082.68, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 15082.68, "end": 15083.18, "text": " Mm."}, {"start": 15083.18, "end": 15084.92, "text": " I feel so bad for you yet."}, {"start": 15084.92, "end": 15088.08, "text": " Are you like you're just, if I don't acknowledge your message,"}, {"start": 15088.08, "end": 15090.08, "text": " it's like"}, {"start": 15118.08, "end": 15122.08, "text": " I jump for the beef."}, {"start": 15122.08, "end": 15124.08, "text": " Like there's some of us that are on the TV."}, {"start": 15124.08, "end": 15126.08, "text": " Dude, I met the jump for the beef guy."}, {"start": 15126.08, "end": 15127.08, "text": " Holy crap."}, {"start": 15127.08, "end": 15130.08, "text": " I was on the team for a Minecraft event and I was like,"}, {"start": 15130.08, "end": 15132.08, "text": " you're the jump for the beef guy."}, {"start": 15132.08, "end": 15135.08, "text": " Ryan, Ryan, Ryan."}, {"start": 15135.08, "end": 15138.08, "text": " Jump on my head."}, {"start": 15138.08, "end": 15139.08, "text": " Did it work?"}, {"start": 15139.08, "end": 15140.08, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 15140.08, "end": 15143.08, "text": " Jump again, jump again."}, {"start": 15143.08, "end": 15144.08, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 15144.08, "end": 15151.18, "text": " Oh bouncing on it in a way that makes friends when I jumped on Giga's head. She stood up and it launched me like 30 feet"}, {"start": 15156.14, "end": 15158.14, "text": " You squatted me down"}, {"start": 15164.18, "end": 15167.6, "text": " Okay, okay, here's the strap. Here's the strap. I explain I explain"}, {"start": 15168.0, "end": 15172.94, "text": " Person approaching your head you jump and then you expand"}, {"start": 15172.94, "end": 15180.94, "text": " Okay, so you're extending Adam midair. I mean, yeah. Oh my god"}, {"start": 15187.1, "end": 15189.1, "text": " I can't get the worst"}, {"start": 15202.94, "end": 15206.220000000001, "text": " I'm going to try and hit a photo while I'm up there"}, {"start": 15206.220000000001, "end": 15207.980000000001, "text": " This sucks man, I can't do it"}, {"start": 15207.980000000001, "end": 15211.78, "text": " You have to look up in a non-weird way and you just have to jump and then extend"}, {"start": 15211.78, "end": 15214.7, "text": " You do it, on me, on me, on me"}, {"start": 15214.7, "end": 15216.380000000001, "text": " Almost, almost"}, {"start": 15216.380000000001, "end": 15220.54, "text": " Am I just meant to be spam jumping as the top?"}, {"start": 15220.54, "end": 15225.02, "text": " Yeah, as the top, oh okay, okay wait that was good, that was good"}, {"start": 15225.02, "end": 15226.02, "text": " Oh sorry"}, {"start": 15226.02, "end": 15228.74, "text": " It's really, it's quite hard"}, {"start": 15228.74, "end": 15258.039999999999, "text": " I'm not going very high, that was a good one, that was a good one."}, {"start": 15258.04, "end": 15270.04, "text": " I think we need the best"}, {"start": 15270.04, "end": 15285.04, "text": " You stay Crouch, you jump and you uncrouch while you are about to hit the person"}, {"start": 15285.04, "end": 15308.34, "text": " I don't know if you're okay, but every now and then it does sound like you're calling"}, {"start": 15308.34, "end": 15316.58, "text": " in the like a sports radio talk show or something really what the fuck oh"}, {"start": 15316.58, "end": 15322.82, "text": " oh you just sent him that phase three onto their tower oh yeah yeah send me up"}, {"start": 15322.82, "end": 15325.7, "text": " send me up give me up"}, {"start": 15326.58, "end": 15331.14, "text": " oh the tower is falling oh okay the tower is falling oh wait you got some good"}, {"start": 15331.14, "end": 15336.14, "text": " If we can do it consistently"}, {"start": 15336.14, "end": 15341.14, "text": " Holy shit"}, {"start": 15341.14, "end": 15346.14, "text": " Some bird cheering us on too"}, {"start": 15346.14, "end": 15351.14, "text": " We send someone up and they just take pictures of everything that is flying"}, {"start": 15351.14, "end": 15356.14, "text": " This is our projectile Mary"}, {"start": 15356.14, "end": 15358.14, "text": " Is he talking to himself?"}, {"start": 15358.14, "end": 15360.14, "text": " Yeah, I think so."}, {"start": 15360.14, "end": 15362.14, "text": " Oh, I sent you!"}, {"start": 15362.14, "end": 15364.14, "text": " Show me."}, {"start": 15364.14, "end": 15366.14, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 15366.14, "end": 15368.14, "text": " That's one of the highest I've ever seen!"}, {"start": 15368.14, "end": 15370.14, "text": " World record?"}, {"start": 15370.14, "end": 15372.14, "text": " Okay, okay."}, {"start": 15372.14, "end": 15374.14, "text": " Corey, can you launch me?"}, {"start": 15374.14, "end": 15376.14, "text": " I'm trying."}, {"start": 15376.14, "end": 15378.14, "text": " You're not on my head though."}, {"start": 15378.14, "end": 15380.14, "text": " Okay, I'm gonna tell you who launched the tire."}, {"start": 15380.14, "end": 15382.14, "text": " Oh!"}, {"start": 15382.14, "end": 15384.14, "text": " This is like playing chicken in a pool."}, {"start": 15384.14, "end": 15393.58, "text": " in a pool what yes big balance you know that's called chicken oh I don't know"}, {"start": 15393.58, "end": 15399.66, "text": " yeah yeah chicken for sure is it okay but those are like you want to get all"}, {"start": 15399.66, "end": 15407.619999999999, "text": " I think we're like consistently good Ryan is easy drifts compatible"}, {"start": 15407.619999999999, "end": 15409.619999999999, "text": " Y'all have the you all have the"}, {"start": 15418.42, "end": 15422.7, "text": " No, look at beat us what an odd mechanic to have in a game like this"}, {"start": 15424.42, "end": 15426.82, "text": " Maybe we can use it to break into an environment"}, {"start": 15426.82, "end": 15429.4, "text": " No, they put in from invisible walls."}, {"start": 15429.4, "end": 15433.199999999999, "text": " What if the invisible wall doesn't go all the way to the invisible ceiling, though?"}, {"start": 15433.199999999999, "end": 15434.199999999999, "text": " True."}, {"start": 15434.199999999999, "end": 15436.199999999999, "text": " You ever think about that?"}, {"start": 15436.199999999999, "end": 15438.199999999999, "text": " I don't consider it."}, {"start": 15438.199999999999, "end": 15444.08, "text": " I think they might think differently, and they think that they're in there every time."}, {"start": 15444.08, "end": 15448.36, "text": " Six five, six five."}, {"start": 15448.36, "end": 15453.16, "text": " Hundred and two dollar picture would go crazy right now."}, {"start": 15453.16, "end": 15455.16, "text": " What do you think we're gonna do?"}, {"start": 15457.16, "end": 15460.16, "text": " We need more 3 stars guys, we gotta hit those 3."}, {"start": 15462.16, "end": 15465.16, "text": " If we just spam it, can you get like a bunch of 3 stars?"}, {"start": 15465.16, "end": 15469.16, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they don't count towards our goal, only new stars count."}, {"start": 15469.16, "end": 15473.16, "text": " This game is uh, it's just like God, I feel like I'm playing Elden Ring."}, {"start": 15475.16, "end": 15477.16, "text": " That guy's never played Elden Ring before."}, {"start": 15477.16, "end": 15479.16, "text": " Wait, wait, I got a great idea for it."}, {"start": 15480.16, "end": 15482.16, "text": " I need one of these."}, {"start": 15482.16, "end": 15485.64, "text": " I got some great shots of a bird on Kate's head. Okay, watch this"}, {"start": 15486.72, "end": 15488.72, "text": " Everybody chill chill on the comms"}, {"start": 15489.56, "end": 15491.56, "text": " Yeah, chilling on the comms"}, {"start": 15495.6, "end": 15499.8, "text": " We're under a roof. I know that's what's gonna make the shots so fucking crazy"}, {"start": 15504.16, "end": 15508.8, "text": " Okay, they can fly bro, they can fit between the roof and the the half wall"}, {"start": 15508.800000000001, "end": 15514.44, "text": " Oh, they're birds. I didn't think about that. I didn't think about that."}, {"start": 15514.44, "end": 15521.640000000001, "text": " Stay. Come on. If we're looking for if we're looking for new stars, we should get the independent"}, {"start": 15521.640000000001, "end": 15528.320000000002, "text": " spirit award. What did that mean?"}, {"start": 15528.32, "end": 15541.64, "text": " trying to woo Ryan I'm not trying to do it because the birds didn't come no yeah"}, {"start": 15541.64, "end": 15548.96, "text": " they're low-key trolling I haven't seen a bird arrive at a pile of seed yet I"}, {"start": 15548.96, "end": 15552.96, "text": " think it brings them into the area I think it brings them into the area because"}, {"start": 15552.96, "end": 15556.039999999999, "text": " I got an achievement for feeding a bird with seeds but that thing did not eat my"}, {"start": 15556.04, "end": 15560.52, "text": " seeds man oh my god do you guys have highlight birds on your on your binoculars"}, {"start": 15560.52, "end": 15566.44, "text": " yes no I didn't use my binoculars I didn't use binoculars yet I feel like I"}, {"start": 15566.44, "end": 15574.44, "text": " just stepped into cerebro I just used my camera for my binoculars I mean owl owl"}, {"start": 15574.44, "end": 15582.92, "text": " where the cluster of four small trees here yeah the one on the right huge he's"}, {"start": 15582.92, "end": 15588.36, "text": " hiding in the in the leaves. Oh, I need a three star on him so bad. Oh, there's a wild"}, {"start": 15588.36, "end": 15594.28, "text": " uh you saw up here. I'm trying to find an owl. Oh, a bird landed an oil landed right on him."}, {"start": 15595.72, "end": 15601.64, "text": " So what is in my eyes? I guys that was a really good shot. That was a really good shot."}, {"start": 15601.64, "end": 15615.119999999999, "text": " I have a new strat for how to get into first place, Chibley."}, {"start": 15615.119999999999, "end": 15628.64, "text": " I'm going to buy the binoculars that highlight shinies and then we just rush the shinies"}, {"start": 15628.64, "end": 15629.64, "text": " every time."}, {"start": 15629.64, "end": 15634.64, "text": " What do you mean there's there's places fucking hurt? Oh, it's"}, {"start": 15654.56, "end": 15656.56, "text": " Kind of insane right I"}, {"start": 15657.26, "end": 15659.26, "text": " Feel like Jason Bourne"}, {"start": 15659.64, "end": 15661.64, "text": " It changes everything"}, {"start": 15661.98, "end": 15668.16, "text": " I mean, I'm getting seven grand. I don't know why I was gonna say seven grand. I'm getting seven grand like instantly, bro"}, {"start": 15672.119999999999, "end": 15674.119999999999, "text": " First"}, {"start": 15689.64, "end": 15696.64, "text": " the"}, {"start": 15703.24, "end": 15706.3, "text": " couple shiny and common show that right you see my binoculars"}, {"start": 15706.3, "end": 15709.599999999999, "text": " not yet not yet but I'm getting them in a second"}, {"start": 15709.599999999999, "end": 15711.84, "text": " don't even worry about that"}, {"start": 15711.84, "end": 15717.8, "text": " literally just spotting one close dumping a mag farming to seven thousand"}, {"start": 15717.800000000001, "end": 15719.800000000001, "text": " I think that's smart."}, {"start": 15721.800000000001, "end": 15723.800000000001, "text": " This game's located in Trainer, I think."}, {"start": 15728.800000000001, "end": 15730.800000000001, "text": " Damn, there's a bird up here."}, {"start": 15733.800000000001, "end": 15738.800000000001, "text": " I just don't say I look like train when I play this."}, {"start": 15739.800000000001, "end": 15741.800000000001, "text": " You smoke that whistle?"}, {"start": 15742.800000000001, "end": 15744.800000000001, "text": " And I'm smacking the whistle, Jimny."}, {"start": 15747.800000000001, "end": 15748.800000000001, "text": " I did it."}, {"start": 15748.800000000001, "end": 15749.800000000001, "text": " That's a lot of big bucks."}, {"start": 15749.800000000001, "end": 15751.800000000001, "text": " Bro, there's demons in the fucking forest below."}, {"start": 15751.800000000001, "end": 15752.800000000001, "text": " I'm scared."}, {"start": 15752.800000000001, "end": 15753.800000000001, "text": " Bro, throw some fucking seeds down."}, {"start": 15753.800000000001, "end": 15754.800000000001, "text": " They look like all the owls."}, {"start": 15754.800000000001, "end": 15755.800000000001, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 15755.800000000001, "end": 15758.800000000001, "text": " I spent all of my money on seeds and nothing showed up."}, {"start": 15758.800000000001, "end": 15759.800000000001, "text": " A poop."}, {"start": 15759.800000000001, "end": 15760.800000000001, "text": " A poop."}, {"start": 15760.800000000001, "end": 15763.800000000001, "text": " We're not getting any more."}, {"start": 15763.800000000001, "end": 15764.800000000001, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 15764.800000000001, "end": 15766.800000000001, "text": " You threw them over the edge?"}, {"start": 15766.800000000001, "end": 15767.800000000001, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 15767.800000000001, "end": 15768.800000000001, "text": " That's good."}, {"start": 15768.800000000001, "end": 15769.800000000001, "text": " That's huge."}, {"start": 15769.800000000001, "end": 15770.800000000001, "text": " You're done."}, {"start": 15770.800000000001, "end": 15775.800000000001, "text": " You just threw the pomegranate and the pomegranate together and there was a friend."}, {"start": 15775.800000000001, "end": 15776.800000000001, "text": " I got some good ones."}, {"start": 15776.800000000001, "end": 15781.94, "text": " and someone said that they watched your POD and all you did was just putting all the money into the dock"}, {"start": 15781.94, "end": 15785.94, "text": " Oh shit there's a good one"}, {"start": 15785.94, "end": 15787.94, "text": " where?"}, {"start": 15787.94, "end": 15789.94, "text": " in continental directions?"}, {"start": 15789.94, "end": 15791.94, "text": " um I wouldn't know"}, {"start": 15791.94, "end": 15793.94, "text": " fuck man you don't have the compass?"}, {"start": 15793.94, "end": 15795.94, "text": " oh I think I see it"}, {"start": 15795.94, "end": 15797.94, "text": " damn do you have compass?"}, {"start": 15797.94, "end": 15799.94, "text": " no"}, {"start": 15799.94, "end": 15801.94, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15806.4, "end": 15809.7, "text": " Don't get a lot of money no that we need we them closer man"}, {"start": 15812.980000000001, "end": 15818.44, "text": " Then it's gonna be so inefficient to try to get to the developer"}, {"start": 15819.380000000001, "end": 15824.74, "text": " I low key also think this area is a scan. Yeah, this area is a jack around this area is played out"}, {"start": 15824.74, "end": 15826.74, "text": " I'm going back to the marsh. I didn't get enough there"}, {"start": 15827.7, "end": 15829.7, "text": " I was getting way more off the geese. Yeah"}, {"start": 15829.94, "end": 15831.94, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15848.460000000001, "end": 15850.460000000001, "text": " Doesn't get me better than that"}, {"start": 15852.380000000001, "end": 15855.94, "text": " We just need 12 more I'm doing my part"}, {"start": 15855.94, "end": 15864.42, "text": " I literally just got like six right there dude. I'm I'm putting the team on my back"}, {"start": 15864.42, "end": 15867.78, "text": " You know how many swans I've been farming so that we can unlock any biome"}, {"start": 15871.380000000001, "end": 15877.220000000001, "text": " The stars are not increasing the number of stars are not increasing you saw"}, {"start": 15877.220000000001, "end": 15885.420000000002, "text": " I should never have gotten a 30 round clip"}, {"start": 15885.420000000002, "end": 15903.78, "text": " I've heard that I've heard that loud loud loud loud sound loud sound you fly loud loud loud loud"}, {"start": 15903.78, "end": 15905.78, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 15912.220000000001, "end": 15914.220000000001, "text": " Bro loves the World Health Organization"}, {"start": 15927.140000000001, "end": 15929.140000000001, "text": " Y'all afraid"}, {"start": 15933.78, "end": 15935.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15937.060000000001, "end": 15939.5, "text": " Farmed so many swan photos to no avail"}, {"start": 15940.66, "end": 15943.060000000001, "text": " I got almost all the three stars in the mockingbird"}, {"start": 15944.62, "end": 15948.460000000001, "text": " Okay, literally those are the sexiest bird photos I've ever seen in my life"}, {"start": 15948.460000000001, "end": 15974.86, "text": " I don't want to go to the block biome yet."}, {"start": 15974.86, "end": 15975.7, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 15983.58, "end": 15984.94, "text": " We got, we got a new area."}, {"start": 15984.94, "end": 15986.300000000001, "text": " We got a new area."}, {"start": 15986.300000000001, "end": 15988.460000000001, "text": " I need to get the seven grand first."}, {"start": 15991.960000000001, "end": 15994.460000000001, "text": " Oh my God, I'm actually getting all those stars."}, {"start": 15997.82, "end": 16000.140000000001, "text": " 29 of the exact same photo."}, {"start": 16000.140000000001, "end": 16002.34, "text": " Kate, Kate, I've got the greatest money making strategy"}, {"start": 16002.34, "end": 16003.34, "text": " of all time, follow me."}, {"start": 16004.86, "end": 16008.74, "text": " Oh my god, she's doing it now. I gotta come up with something oh"}, {"start": 16013.1, "end": 16015.1, "text": " Fuck"}, {"start": 16018.62, "end": 16020.62, "text": " Motherfucker"}, {"start": 16028.900000000001, "end": 16030.900000000001, "text": " There watch this"}, {"start": 16030.9, "end": 16032.9, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16033.96, "end": 16038.0, "text": " Like shiny's only holy cow and then"}, {"start": 16043.039999999999, "end": 16045.039999999999, "text": " None none shinies yet"}, {"start": 16047.58, "end": 16052.64, "text": " I don't give a fuck about other birds. I want to go to the new biome"}, {"start": 16056.0, "end": 16058.0, "text": " Okay, let's go to the new biome"}, {"start": 16060.9, "end": 16065.26, "text": " Like they're literally crashing out of about a thousand dollars. We're only gonna take pictures of rares"}, {"start": 16067.26, "end": 16069.26, "text": " What the fuck"}, {"start": 16070.859999999999, "end": 16077.34, "text": " Change frequency oh my god, wait wait wait on the top top red tailed Hawk red tailed Hawk"}, {"start": 16080.22, "end": 16083.3, "text": " Majestic yeah, the thousand dollar bird is on the right here, too"}, {"start": 16083.300000000001, "end": 16090.080000000002, "text": " thousand dollar bird the stone on the side"}, {"start": 16090.080000000002, "end": 16097.820000000002, "text": " okay now Kate has the boy I got the what"}, {"start": 16097.820000000002, "end": 16103.560000000001, "text": " you sound like a robot yeah oh I'm drunk I'm drunk"}, {"start": 16103.56, "end": 16105.56, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16106.92, "end": 16110.48, "text": " Shiny spawned I heard it. Where is it?"}, {"start": 16125.96, "end": 16127.96, "text": " It's activated it's activated"}, {"start": 16133.56, "end": 16139.8, "text": " You need to deactivate highlight all birds it literally said it only works if"}, {"start": 16139.8, "end": 16143.56, "text": " highlight all birds is active you're not a ball knower"}, {"start": 16149.08, "end": 16160.519999999999, "text": " it is activated 100% activated where's this fucking shiny bird"}, {"start": 16160.52, "end": 16163.52, "text": " Shining burn, holy cow."}, {"start": 16164.52, "end": 16167.52, "text": " 3 stars dude."}, {"start": 16172.52, "end": 16178.52, "text": " You deactivated it on accident. First off it's by accident. Secondly are you willing to bet your life on it? How much would you ever lost on a coin toss?"}, {"start": 16181.52, "end": 16182.52, "text": " Call it."}, {"start": 16183.52, "end": 16187.52, "text": " Look at this. Tell ya, from that photo, I'm saying tails."}, {"start": 16190.52, "end": 16194.2, "text": " but you do i did you get a highlight chinese"}, {"start": 16194.2, "end": 16197.52, "text": " i did but i"}, {"start": 16197.52, "end": 16199.08, "text": " i mean it like a"}, {"start": 16199.08, "end": 16201.76, "text": " quickly to be able to see it"}, {"start": 16201.76, "end": 16204.880000000001, "text": " still needs to play we just got away for the top of the hour when they spawn"}, {"start": 16204.880000000001, "end": 16207.560000000001, "text": " more"}, {"start": 16207.560000000001, "end": 16211.36, "text": " let's wanna sit time"}, {"start": 16211.36, "end": 16213.52, "text": " well it's jump on classic well after this"}, {"start": 16213.52, "end": 16220.52, "text": " watch this watch this you trust me watch this"}, {"start": 16220.880000000001, "end": 16223.52, "text": " now i know what you're thinking you think you think you already did this"}, {"start": 16223.52, "end": 16226.32, "text": " now man"}, {"start": 16226.32, "end": 16227.32, "text": " you got some new shit"}, {"start": 16227.32, "end": 16231.44, "text": " there's a new wave"}, {"start": 16231.44, "end": 16235.12, "text": " what color was the shiny one?"}, {"start": 16235.12, "end": 16237.16, "text": " oh like on the highlight it was like rainbow"}, {"start": 16237.16, "end": 16239.08, "text": " oh shit"}, {"start": 16239.08, "end": 16241.880000000001, "text": " yeah yeah yeah easy to spot don't worry"}, {"start": 16241.880000000001, "end": 16244.300000000001, "text": " they really get you"}, {"start": 16244.300000000001, "end": 16246.34, "text": " mother fucker"}, {"start": 16246.34, "end": 16249.84, "text": " mother fucker"}, {"start": 16249.84, "end": 16252.84, "text": " oh"}, {"start": 16252.84, "end": 16255.94, "text": " wait i'm in the jungle"}, {"start": 16255.94, "end": 16257.1, "text": " i'll wait for you man"}, {"start": 16257.1, "end": 16260.220000000001, "text": " no no no i trust"}, {"start": 16260.220000000001, "end": 16261.26, "text": " huge"}, {"start": 16261.26, "end": 16262.34, "text": " nooo"}, {"start": 16262.34, "end": 16264.140000000001, "text": " they don't know this spot man"}, {"start": 16264.140000000001, "end": 16266.660000000002, "text": " there's no there's no way"}, {"start": 16266.660000000002, "end": 16269.140000000001, "text": " whoa whoa whoa"}, {"start": 16269.140000000001, "end": 16272.140000000001, "text": " actual new area"}, {"start": 16272.140000000001, "end": 16274.340000000002, "text": " many stars and hundreds"}, {"start": 16274.340000000002, "end": 16278.94, "text": " eleven hundred they'll get there eventually"}, {"start": 16278.94, "end": 16283.94, "text": " there be very well"}, {"start": 16284.300000000001, "end": 16287.1, "text": " what's up bro"}, {"start": 16287.1, "end": 16289.300000000001, "text": " all right i'm just climbing a tree"}, {"start": 16289.300000000001, "end": 16292.900000000001, "text": " i think i'm stuck"}, {"start": 16292.9, "end": 16297.9, "text": " Dude, you probably feel like how I felt when I was a kid and I got like two feet off the ground in a tree and I saw those my life."}, {"start": 16297.9, "end": 16298.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16301.4, "end": 16302.9, "text": " They ain't working out for me up there."}, {"start": 16303.9, "end": 16304.9, "text": " Is that a grave?"}, {"start": 16305.9, "end": 16306.9, "text": " I'm naked."}, {"start": 16306.9, "end": 16308.9, "text": " Graves, take a photo of it. It might be money."}, {"start": 16308.9, "end": 16310.9, "text": " There's a hoax on me."}, {"start": 16310.9, "end": 16311.9, "text": " Oh, that's the one?"}, {"start": 16311.9, "end": 16312.9, "text": " That's the one."}, {"start": 16312.9, "end": 16313.9, "text": " Babbage."}, {"start": 16313.9, "end": 16314.9, "text": " Exactly."}, {"start": 16315.9, "end": 16317.9, "text": " Where's my shiny, bro?"}, {"start": 16318.9, "end": 16319.9, "text": " Use your binoculars."}, {"start": 16319.9, "end": 16323.34, "text": " Well, they I'm trying to use my binoculars, but there's no shiny"}, {"start": 16336.619999999999, "end": 16338.82, "text": " Wait, there's a grant"}, {"start": 16342.06, "end": 16346.4, "text": " Grumgus Grumgus, I'm remembering your name when I get to the shop and it says that it's active"}, {"start": 16346.4, "end": 16350.4, "text": " You're betting your life on this just so you know you're betting your life on this"}, {"start": 16363.96, "end": 16365.96, "text": " Bucket we try"}, {"start": 16371.32, "end": 16374.92, "text": " All right, grungus get ready there's a shop right over here"}, {"start": 16376.4, "end": 16390.96, "text": " if that was kind of awesome okay ready highlight Chinese active it's active"}, {"start": 16390.96, "end": 16394.6, "text": " now you're gonna say click it watch what happens when you click it disabled"}, {"start": 16394.6, "end": 16410.079999999998, "text": " bro disabled grungus what do you have to say for yourself dog I think you"}, {"start": 16410.079999999998, "end": 16414.16, "text": " deactivated it go you deactivated it by accident dog you deactivated the shiny"}, {"start": 16414.16, "end": 16422.719999999998, "text": " highlight by accident grungus I'm looking at every message you've ever"}, {"start": 16422.72, "end": 16427.72, "text": " ever written. Grungus. They're not going to make an alt-account. They have prime associated"}, {"start": 16427.72, "end": 16439.72, "text": " with this account. Grungus, type something. Type something, Grungus. Get in there, John."}, {"start": 16439.72, "end": 16446.72, "text": " No, John, no, no, no."}, {"start": 16446.72, "end": 16465.56, "text": " Bro, I swear, what do you swear what, Grungus?"}, {"start": 16465.56, "end": 16467.56, "text": " Beside me"}, {"start": 16470.120000000003, "end": 16472.120000000003, "text": " Did you hear that"}, {"start": 16472.24, "end": 16479.32, "text": " The fuck did grungus do we told me that highlight shinies was off and then I went and I proved that it was fucking on and he's saying"}, {"start": 16479.32, "end": 16481.32, "text": " No, I saw it. It was off. I"}, {"start": 16483.56, "end": 16487.36, "text": " Is it off because mine was no shot"}, {"start": 16489.04, "end": 16491.4, "text": " It's um, no fucking shot"}, {"start": 16492.0, "end": 16494.0, "text": " very often they don't sport often it's a thing"}, {"start": 16495.56, "end": 16498.68, "text": " I think you're right, dude."}, {"start": 16498.68, "end": 16500.56, "text": " I'm tweaking, man."}, {"start": 16500.56, "end": 16503.280000000002, "text": " When the shinies come back, don't say that about my chatter."}, {"start": 16503.280000000002, "end": 16504.920000000002, "text": " When the shinies come back, we're going to feast."}, {"start": 16504.920000000002, "end": 16520.960000000003, "text": " Well, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?"}, {"start": 16520.960000000003, "end": 16522.960000000003, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 16522.960000000003, "end": 16523.48, "text": " You see it?"}, {"start": 16523.48, "end": 16525.4, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 16525.4, "end": 16531.08, "text": " bro the point is that honey come on i'm rushing i'm rushing i'm rushing i'll keep it in sight"}, {"start": 16531.08, "end": 16533.56, "text": " it landed in the marshlands"}, {"start": 16533.56, "end": 16540.56, "text": " no come with me dude i'm going i'm going i'm going"}, {"start": 16543.84, "end": 16546.32, "text": " it was far side marshlands oh shit yeah"}, {"start": 16546.32, "end": 16549.2, "text": " it's there it's in it's in the it's in the pond"}, {"start": 16549.2, "end": 16553.2, "text": " i'm keeping distance okay"}, {"start": 16553.2, "end": 16560.2, "text": " you're all close like any other angle"}, {"start": 16576.920000000002, "end": 16579.440000000002, "text": " were fucking rich"}, {"start": 16579.44, "end": 16582.8, "text": " Dude, I just landed some legendary shots for Hotel Attenborough."}, {"start": 16582.8, "end": 16584.399999999998, "text": " I'm not even gonna go to the PC anymore."}, {"start": 16584.399999999998, "end": 16584.899999999998, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 16584.899999999998, "end": 16587.68, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 16587.68, "end": 16588.52, "text": " OK, let's see."}, {"start": 16588.52, "end": 16589.879999999997, "text": " Let's see if this is even worth it."}, {"start": 16593.359999999997, "end": 16594.8, "text": " Whoa, $200."}, {"start": 16594.8, "end": 16597.399999999998, "text": " I was worth $300 bucks."}, {"start": 16597.399999999998, "end": 16600.96, "text": " I found like $3 grand off of that beast right there."}, {"start": 16600.96, "end": 16601.46, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 16601.46, "end": 16605.32, "text": " I found like $50."}, {"start": 16605.32, "end": 16606.76, "text": " I'm here to make some serious fucking money."}, {"start": 16606.76, "end": 16607.719999999998, "text": " No, you fucked up."}, {"start": 16607.719999999998, "end": 16608.48, "text": " You fucked up."}, {"start": 16608.48, "end": 16609.359999999997, "text": " You missed the shiny."}, {"start": 16609.36, "end": 16610.920000000002, "text": " You heard about this board post, bro."}, {"start": 16610.920000000002, "end": 16613.28, "text": " It's already gone. Oh my God. No."}, {"start": 16614.82, "end": 16615.36, "text": " Who is this?"}, {"start": 16615.36, "end": 16617.16, "text": " The one I made like $300."}, {"start": 16617.16, "end": 16618.66, "text": " Like I got I got freaking cooked."}, {"start": 16618.66, "end": 16620.96, "text": " How many shots did you take?"}, {"start": 16620.96, "end": 16623.7, "text": " Twenty five. Oh, shit."}, {"start": 16623.7, "end": 16625.96, "text": " I took 30, but I don't think that's the difference."}, {"start": 16629.46, "end": 16630.5, "text": " OK, OK, you song."}, {"start": 16630.5, "end": 16632.36, "text": " Good. We'll rope you in this shit."}, {"start": 16632.36, "end": 16634.9, "text": " So we got the fucking shiny spotter."}, {"start": 16635.760000000002, "end": 16639.06, "text": " OK, when the shiny spawn, we go and we rush them."}, {"start": 16639.06, "end": 16640.82, "text": " We take pictures of them."}, {"start": 16640.82, "end": 16641.7, "text": " Hell yeah."}, {"start": 16641.7, "end": 16643.58, "text": " Shit, what the fuck?"}, {"start": 16643.58, "end": 16647.300000000003, "text": " It's just nice to meet two other grinds that mine do it."}, {"start": 16647.300000000003, "end": 16650.86, "text": " Yeah, we're trying to freaking get out of the poverty, dude."}, {"start": 16650.86, "end": 16651.58, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 16651.58, "end": 16653.66, "text": " She's dressed like a damn May Queen."}, {"start": 16653.66, "end": 16656.58, "text": " OK, they can't move."}, {"start": 16656.58, "end": 16658.22, "text": " Shiny, shiny bird!"}, {"start": 16658.22, "end": 16659.82, "text": " Shiny, can you do someone please?"}, {"start": 16659.82, "end": 16661.38, "text": " Oh, he's gone."}, {"start": 16661.38, "end": 16662.66, "text": " Oh, boy."}, {"start": 16662.66, "end": 16666.300000000003, "text": " It was de-spawning."}, {"start": 16666.300000000003, "end": 16667.82, "text": " How do you know it was de-spawning?"}, {"start": 16667.82, "end": 16670.86, "text": " Boy, it flew behind the mountain, but behind Deespawn Mountain."}, {"start": 16671.86, "end": 16673.62, "text": " Deespawn Mountain?"}, {"start": 16674.12, "end": 16675.96, "text": " But wait, that means new ones are coming."}, {"start": 16677.46, "end": 16680.32, "text": " I drove up Deespawn Mountain and all I got was this t-shirt."}, {"start": 16681.16, "end": 16683.36, "text": " This is a goaded spot, holy cow."}, {"start": 16684.66, "end": 16685.86, "text": " How did he get up there?"}, {"start": 16686.92, "end": 16688.1, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 16690.42, "end": 16691.06, "text": " Chungus."}, {"start": 16691.06, "end": 16692.06, "text": " Hey, I can maybe launch you."}, {"start": 16692.76, "end": 16694.56, "text": " All the moobers are in the sky."}, {"start": 16697.82, "end": 16704.22, "text": " I feel like you song is not so good at this Kate. I've been giving people double bounces since the day I was born"}, {"start": 16706.9, "end": 16708.9, "text": " It's not happening"}, {"start": 16721.14, "end": 16723.14, "text": " Great shot"}, {"start": 16723.14, "end": 16725.14, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16725.14, "end": 16728.739999999998, "text": " Was my shinies bro. No, don't spawn any cuz they're supposed to be rare"}, {"start": 16734.18, "end": 16739.399999999998, "text": " Can I say something low key I think Corey's cracked at this"}, {"start": 16746.66, "end": 16748.66, "text": " I can smell the money"}, {"start": 16753.82, "end": 16756.82, "text": " There is a long tail dock whistle"}, {"start": 16759.559999999998, "end": 16761.559999999998, "text": " Why are you splashing bro"}, {"start": 16769.82, "end": 16775.02, "text": " Where's the closest shelf Corey back there wait close up is kind of money"}, {"start": 16777.88, "end": 16779.88, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 16779.88, "end": 16781.88, "text": " But then you got a Nova"}, {"start": 16781.88, "end": 16785.64, "text": " Did you get a did you get the the binocular upgrade that let's you see me first?"}, {"start": 16785.64, "end": 16786.920000000002, "text": " Wait for a smack saving"}, {"start": 16786.920000000002, "end": 16788.920000000002, "text": " No, no I didn't"}, {"start": 16790.04, "end": 16792.04, "text": " Might be the next play man"}, {"start": 16792.36, "end": 16796.280000000002, "text": " Because but I think it also I think it takes it shows you the same thing for shinies when you see shinies"}, {"start": 16796.280000000002, "end": 16797.88, "text": " They're just a blue star"}, {"start": 16797.88, "end": 16799.88, "text": " No, it's a rainbow"}, {"start": 16800.120000000003, "end": 16802.120000000003, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16803.72, "end": 16808.04, "text": " No, he's lost his goddamn mind. I'm trying to get him to fly dude for the stars"}, {"start": 16808.04, "end": 16810.04, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16820.64, "end": 16824.2, "text": " Do want to see leaderboards I don't care if it's supposed to be cozy"}, {"start": 16827.56, "end": 16831.16, "text": " Like I guarantee I've taken most photos or second most photos"}, {"start": 16838.04, "end": 16845.04, "text": " There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we"}, {"start": 16845.04, "end": 16850.04, "text": " go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, okay."}, {"start": 16850.04, "end": 16853.04, "text": " Okay, the choice of cards is long, hailed, duck."}, {"start": 16853.04, "end": 16856.04, "text": " Can you spawn some shangies so my strategy can work?"}, {"start": 16856.04, "end": 16859.04, "text": " Me on my second mega-requisit rate."}, {"start": 16859.04, "end": 16862.04, "text": " Good point, actually good point."}, {"start": 16862.04, "end": 16865.04, "text": " Yo, are you still playing Pokemon Go?"}, {"start": 16865.04, "end": 16870.24, "text": " That's fair. Neither have I, but my crowning achievement is I do have a four star"}, {"start": 16870.24, "end": 16876.8, "text": " ricausa. Oh, the four star is like, it's perfect. Yeah, 100, 100, 100."}, {"start": 16876.8, "end": 16883.440000000002, "text": " It's not as shiny, but like, still, I'm a, I'm a function over form kind of guy."}, {"start": 16883.440000000002, "end": 16889.68, "text": " Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. But then like, what do you do with it?"}, {"start": 16889.68, "end": 16893.04, "text": " Because you can't flex it by putting it in a gym, because if you put it in some"}, {"start": 16893.04, "end": 16896.280000000002, "text": " fuck-ass like midwestern gym when you're traveling and might be there for six"}, {"start": 16896.280000000002, "end": 16901.14, "text": " months and then you can't use it to take down gyms yeah it's uh it's good for"}, {"start": 16901.14, "end": 16907.24, "text": " social situations like this but that's pretty much it but do you know often a"}, {"start": 16907.24, "end": 16912.920000000002, "text": " shiny bird spawns uh I say once every 10 minutes okay"}, {"start": 16912.920000000002, "end": 16918.48, "text": " you got any oh oh oh shit you gotta get it on this okay we're gonna brush the"}, {"start": 16918.48, "end": 16922.26, "text": " I don't see any yet. I don't see them. I'm keeping my eyes peeled"}, {"start": 16922.98, "end": 16925.62, "text": " Geek of super bounce me to the top of the street. So I can get a better bandage"}, {"start": 16930.68, "end": 16936.0, "text": " Well, okay, there's one I don't know how to point but if you can see where I'm looking it's flying in the air"}, {"start": 16936.36, "end": 16938.46, "text": " It's got a little trail coming off of it"}, {"start": 16939.28, "end": 16943.0, "text": " By that cloud it's just over the crest of the cloud"}, {"start": 16943.0, "end": 16949.0, "text": " out. It's too small to see, I don't think. You can see it on 12x."}, {"start": 16959.0, "end": 16965.0, "text": " You hear that? Did she really die and then he's in the machine now?"}, {"start": 16973.0, "end": 16996.64, "text": " I think you turn into a bird man you're like in my head"}, {"start": 16996.64, "end": 17003.64, "text": " What is that sound?"}, {"start": 17003.64, "end": 17008.2, "text": " Shibli's going major kuzanagi mode."}, {"start": 17008.2, "end": 17009.2, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 17009.2, "end": 17010.2, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 17010.2, "end": 17013.2, "text": " How did he sound like that?"}, {"start": 17013.2, "end": 17018.2, "text": " It's not like that."}, {"start": 17018.2, "end": 17021.2, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 17021.2, "end": 17026.2, "text": " Shibli, what do you just sound, bro?"}, {"start": 17026.2, "end": 17029.2, "text": " I can't tell if it's the shiny or not."}, {"start": 17029.2, "end": 17032.2, "text": " I'm using your head, I'm sorry."}, {"start": 17032.2, "end": 17034.2, "text": " No, it ain't shiny."}, {"start": 17034.2, "end": 17037.2, "text": " No, shinies are gone, I think."}, {"start": 17037.2, "end": 17038.2, "text": " What is it?"}, {"start": 17038.2, "end": 17040.2, "text": " What is this sound?"}, {"start": 17040.2, "end": 17043.2, "text": " What is this thing?"}, {"start": 17043.2, "end": 17046.2, "text": " That's not me."}, {"start": 17046.2, "end": 17048.2, "text": " That's not you?"}, {"start": 17048.2, "end": 17051.2, "text": " That's a bird call, man."}, {"start": 17051.2, "end": 17055.2, "text": " It sounds so much like you being refused."}, {"start": 17055.2, "end": 17058.2, "text": " It sounds exactly like a confused chibli."}, {"start": 17060.2, "end": 17063.2, "text": " It sounds like you going, hello? Hello?"}, {"start": 17068.2, "end": 17069.2, "text": " Oh my God."}, {"start": 17071.2, "end": 17074.2, "text": " I almost did that to everyone and nobody noticed it."}, {"start": 17077.2, "end": 17079.2, "text": " It's actually awesome."}, {"start": 17080.2, "end": 17083.2, "text": " It's like, you're like stuck under quicksand or something."}, {"start": 17083.2, "end": 17085.4, "text": " It also looks like a cigar."}, {"start": 17089.9, "end": 17094.7, "text": " The dev is in my can, I told me to buy this bird call and then their voice."}, {"start": 17095.0, "end": 17096.4, "text": " Oh man, that's good."}, {"start": 17101.100000000002, "end": 17103.5, "text": " After one too many Mai ties at the Shane Furtiki."}, {"start": 17103.9, "end": 17105.600000000002, "text": " Yeah, I didn't know they had Paris in this game."}, {"start": 17135.6, "end": 17153.64, "text": " Do we have enough do we have enough as can you get 1140 stars please"}, {"start": 17165.6, "end": 17177.92, "text": " where where oh yeah yeah oh shit he's right it's really far I'm keeping eyes"}, {"start": 17177.92, "end": 17190.399999999998, "text": " on it still towards the autumn realm"}, {"start": 17190.4, "end": 17192.4, "text": " No way"}, {"start": 17198.2, "end": 17203.100000000002, "text": " Where'd he go man mother fucker, dude"}, {"start": 17220.4, "end": 17227.4, "text": " Oh, what is this?"}, {"start": 17229.4, "end": 17236.4, "text": " Angry-ass bird."}, {"start": 17239.4, "end": 17241.4, "text": " This should give you a hammer."}, {"start": 17250.4, "end": 17270.4, "text": " I did my part. It's a great vantage point. Oh, someone just by like a loud call."}, {"start": 17270.4, "end": 17272.4, "text": " Show me shiny color!"}, {"start": 17272.4, "end": 17274.4, "text": " Oh, shiny, shiny!"}, {"start": 17274.4, "end": 17276.4, "text": " Oh, right, right, right!"}, {"start": 17276.4, "end": 17278.4, "text": " I'm going there."}, {"start": 17278.4, "end": 17280.4, "text": " I'm pushing, I'm pushing."}, {"start": 17280.4, "end": 17282.4, "text": " I'm holding A."}, {"start": 17282.4, "end": 17284.4, "text": " I'm holding A."}, {"start": 17284.4, "end": 17286.4, "text": " Guys, guys, I'm the shiny bird."}, {"start": 17286.4, "end": 17288.4, "text": " Oh, this thing's stuck down through."}, {"start": 17288.4, "end": 17290.4, "text": " It landed, it landed."}, {"start": 17292.4, "end": 17294.4, "text": " Okay, there he is."}, {"start": 17294.4, "end": 17296.4, "text": " Fucking legendary."}, {"start": 17300.4, "end": 17302.4, "text": " bro, you can't turn your track this"}, {"start": 17305.4, "end": 17307.4, "text": " fuck, okay shh shh shh"}, {"start": 17308.4, "end": 17310.4, "text": " I can't even stop splashing bro"}, {"start": 17321.4, "end": 17322.4, "text": " what?"}, {"start": 17324.4, "end": 17325.4, "text": " still there"}, {"start": 17326.4, "end": 17328.4, "text": " she's trying to get me off my grind bro"}, {"start": 17330.4, "end": 17333.4, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 17348.16, "end": 17350.16, "text": " Russian."}, {"start": 17353.120000000003, "end": 17355.32, "text": " On the pier, on the pier."}, {"start": 17355.32, "end": 17358.800000000003, "text": " Oh, I got him doing the head tilts."}, {"start": 17358.8, "end": 17359.68, "text": " Oh, I got the backshot."}, {"start": 17359.68, "end": 17360.88, "text": " Show me that backside, yeah."}, {"start": 17360.88, "end": 17361.38, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17361.38, "end": 17362.079999999998, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 17362.079999999998, "end": 17364.04, "text": " It's so loud, just go!"}, {"start": 17364.04, "end": 17364.54, "text": " Fly!"}, {"start": 17367.239999999998, "end": 17368.8, "text": " Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!"}, {"start": 17368.8, "end": 17369.3, "text": " Oh my god!"}, {"start": 17369.3, "end": 17370.8, "text": " That's like the top of the world!"}, {"start": 17370.8, "end": 17371.8, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17371.8, "end": 17373.3, "text": " It's overrated!"}, {"start": 17373.3, "end": 17374.3, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17374.3, "end": 17375.6, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 17375.6, "end": 17376.92, "text": " Ryan, do you want to go birding?"}, {"start": 17376.92, "end": 17378.8, "text": " Dude, this might be awesome."}, {"start": 17378.8, "end": 17380.0, "text": " This might?"}, {"start": 17380.0, "end": 17381.68, "text": " I don't know if you guys have done IRL streams,"}, {"start": 17381.68, "end": 17382.8, "text": " but this might be the one."}, {"start": 17382.8, "end": 17385.12, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 17385.12, "end": 17386.92, "text": " We should grip like 50 crates right now."}, {"start": 17386.92, "end": 17387.92, "text": " This feels good."}, {"start": 17387.920000000002, "end": 17392.920000000002, "text": " I only got a bunch of 1 stars man if it sucks"}, {"start": 17392.920000000002, "end": 17396.920000000002, "text": " It played like a whole song for me"}, {"start": 17396.920000000002, "end": 17398.920000000002, "text": " 992 star back"}, {"start": 17398.920000000002, "end": 17401.920000000002, "text": " That's your flute"}, {"start": 17401.920000000002, "end": 17402.920000000002, "text": " Indy you"}, {"start": 17402.920000000002, "end": 17403.920000000002, "text": " It's on your head"}, {"start": 17403.920000000002, "end": 17404.920000000002, "text": " It's on your head"}, {"start": 17404.920000000002, "end": 17405.920000000002, "text": " It's on your head"}, {"start": 17405.920000000002, "end": 17407.920000000002, "text": " Oh it loves you"}, {"start": 17407.920000000002, "end": 17409.920000000002, "text": " It's gonna steal it bro"}, {"start": 17409.920000000002, "end": 17412.920000000002, "text": " It pooped on you it took a huge shit on you"}, {"start": 17412.920000000002, "end": 17416.920000000002, "text": " Huge shit on you oh my god"}, {"start": 17416.920000000002, "end": 17417.920000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17417.920000000002, "end": 17418.920000000002, "text": " Ooh, the shit."}, {"start": 17418.920000000002, "end": 17420.920000000002, "text": " I heard that's good luck."}, {"start": 17420.920000000002, "end": 17422.920000000002, "text": " Is it gonna shit on me too?"}, {"start": 17422.920000000002, "end": 17424.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, I think it's gonna shit on me."}, {"start": 17424.920000000002, "end": 17426.920000000002, "text": " God, I hope so."}, {"start": 17426.920000000002, "end": 17428.920000000002, "text": " The shit?"}, {"start": 17428.920000000002, "end": 17431.920000000002, "text": " I don't even have any shit on me right now."}, {"start": 17431.920000000002, "end": 17433.920000000002, "text": " No, no shit."}, {"start": 17433.920000000002, "end": 17435.920000000002, "text": " But you are moaning a lot."}, {"start": 17435.920000000002, "end": 17437.920000000002, "text": " Yeah, you are moaning a lot."}, {"start": 17437.920000000002, "end": 17439.920000000002, "text": " Damn, damn, damn."}, {"start": 17439.920000000002, "end": 17441.920000000002, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 17441.920000000002, "end": 17443.920000000002, "text": " I got a flying poop shot."}, {"start": 17443.920000000002, "end": 17445.920000000002, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17445.920000000002, "end": 17447.920000000002, "text": " Oh, jealous."}, {"start": 17447.920000000002, "end": 17449.36, "text": " SSR funny, John."}, {"start": 17449.36, "end": 17450.36, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17450.36, "end": 17451.36, "text": " Oh, birds out, yeah."}, {"start": 17451.36, "end": 17452.36, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 17452.36, "end": 17459.72, "text": " Birds you have not seen before highlight differently."}, {"start": 17459.72, "end": 17460.72, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 17460.72, "end": 17462.72, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 17462.72, "end": 17464.2, "text": " There'll be a little bullet fire."}, {"start": 17464.2, "end": 17467.4, "text": " I took a photo after it took shit on it, but it didn't take"}, {"start": 17467.4, "end": 17468.4, "text": " photo."}, {"start": 17468.4, "end": 17469.4, "text": " It gave me shit photo."}, {"start": 17469.4, "end": 17471.4, "text": " It gave me like one mile."}, {"start": 17475.920000000002, "end": 17485.920000000002, "text": " this motherfucker we're gonna get there"}, {"start": 17489.04, "end": 17493.800000000003, "text": " wait I'm fucking locked in bro"}, {"start": 17493.8, "end": 17497.8, "text": " I want to take the photos of the stars or the ones I don't want to start."}, {"start": 17497.8, "end": 17499.8, "text": " Stars are the ones we haven't seen."}, {"start": 17499.8, "end": 17501.8, "text": " Oh, yeah."}, {"start": 17501.8, "end": 17503.8, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 17503.8, "end": 17506.8, "text": " No one like my Shinigami eyes joke."}, {"start": 17506.8, "end": 17509.8, "text": " Is that a Naruto?"}, {"start": 17509.8, "end": 17512.8, "text": " No, no, that's not."}, {"start": 17512.8, "end": 17515.8, "text": " No, sorry."}, {"start": 17515.8, "end": 17517.8, "text": " We're alone today."}, {"start": 17517.8, "end": 17519.8, "text": " Dude, we're going to run out of time."}, {"start": 17519.8, "end": 17522.8, "text": " No, no, no, we can get to 1100 and get to the ice realm for sure."}, {"start": 17522.8, "end": 17531.8, "text": " Okay. We need 100 more. There's one. Oh, we got this."}, {"start": 17533.8, "end": 17539.8, "text": " We lucky. I think if you were G, you look at your scrapbook like that's what you have to look at what you can get."}, {"start": 17539.8, "end": 17548.8, "text": " Have you gotten the binoculars upgrade to see the birds you haven't identified yet? No. I don't. It's literally huge. It's changed my life."}, {"start": 17548.8, "end": 17565.7, "text": " change my life 7k to unlock everything oh shit I need 10k so I can get the final level"}, {"start": 17565.7, "end": 17573.7, "text": " of zoom oh my god completed Canadian goose"}, {"start": 17573.7, "end": 17594.260000000002, "text": " But now we can get rid of them."}, {"start": 17594.260000000002, "end": 17596.260000000002, "text": " I think she's in the event."}, {"start": 17606.260000000002, "end": 17608.260000000002, "text": " These shots are so bad."}, {"start": 17608.260000000002, "end": 17610.260000000002, "text": " I'm literally Paul Bedinby in Master and Commander."}, {"start": 17610.260000000002, "end": 17612.260000000002, "text": " Oceans or battlefields bro."}, {"start": 17612.260000000002, "end": 17614.260000000002, "text": " Don't be glib."}, {"start": 17618.260000000002, "end": 17620.260000000002, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 17620.260000000002, "end": 17622.260000000002, "text": " You got that?"}, {"start": 17622.260000000002, "end": 17627.800000000003, "text": " I think I've invented new tech. Okay. Okay. Watch this"}, {"start": 17629.820000000003, "end": 17636.420000000002, "text": " Okay, wait, can you get off the top of the bird, please? Okay, I'll use your head. Okay, watch this"}, {"start": 17640.7, "end": 17644.500000000004, "text": " Did you see that you don't yeah"}, {"start": 17646.340000000004, "end": 17650.300000000003, "text": " You literally get extra hang time I didn't notice you had a"}, {"start": 17652.260000000002, "end": 17663.460000000003, "text": " You can literally do a flutter kick you can literally do a flutter kick"}, {"start": 17663.460000000003, "end": 17668.340000000004, "text": " you saw I'm gonna make it"}, {"start": 17668.340000000004, "end": 17677.18, "text": " thank you how far do you think you can go off of the top of this dude I'd honestly out"}, {"start": 17677.18, "end": 17683.18, "text": " of the map. Um, I'm stuck. Never mind. I fixed it."}, {"start": 17683.18, "end": 17689.18, "text": " Alright, let's see. Let's see."}, {"start": 17689.18, "end": 17695.18, "text": " Okay, didn't do shit. More identified birds. More unidentified birds."}, {"start": 17695.18, "end": 17703.18, "text": " Got it."}, {"start": 17703.18, "end": 17706.18, "text": " Bro, all the unidentified birds in here are like up in the sky."}, {"start": 17706.18, "end": 17708.18, "text": " Yeah, it's pissing me off, man."}, {"start": 17716.18, "end": 17717.18, "text": " What the fuck is this?"}, {"start": 17730.18, "end": 17731.18, "text": " Just a hell of a shot."}, {"start": 17732.18, "end": 17735.18, "text": " I think he meant more to cut from the rear tenon bomb, so I got excited."}, {"start": 17766.18, "end": 17783.74, "text": " Thank you, Yeti. Thank you very cool. It is crazy that when they... Chibi, Yeti got suspiciously..."}, {"start": 17783.74, "end": 17788.38, "text": " They got identified as a suspicious user in my chat and now only mods and streamers can"}, {"start": 17788.38, "end": 17789.38, "text": " see their messages."}, {"start": 17789.38, "end": 17798.3, "text": " Is that that they get mucked by one of the monsters? No, it's AI apparently, but it is like uh, I mean it"}, {"start": 17798.3, "end": 17800.3, "text": " Oh shiny"}, {"start": 17800.7, "end": 17802.960000000003, "text": " It's kind of like a chatter buff, bro"}, {"start": 17803.98, "end": 17809.68, "text": " Because all the regular people in chat who are sick of seeing their messages or like they don't have to see them anymore"}, {"start": 17810.420000000002, "end": 17812.620000000003, "text": " Wait, it's right here. The shinies right here"}, {"start": 17814.14, "end": 17816.14, "text": " Holy fuck and these two buds"}, {"start": 17819.38, "end": 17820.38, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 17820.38, "end": 17826.38, "text": " I just paced through the wall."}, {"start": 17826.38, "end": 17831.38, "text": " Oh, it's on the other side."}, {"start": 17831.38, "end": 17837.38, "text": " Oh my god, this bird's crazy."}, {"start": 17837.38, "end": 17838.38, "text": " He's solo."}, {"start": 17838.38, "end": 17839.38, "text": " He's actually solo."}, {"start": 17839.38, "end": 17840.38, "text": " I don't like that."}, {"start": 17840.38, "end": 17841.38, "text": " I fucked my dad."}, {"start": 17841.38, "end": 17843.38, "text": " That's a crazy shot."}, {"start": 17843.38, "end": 17845.38, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 17845.38, "end": 17847.38, "text": " Unbelievable shots."}, {"start": 17847.38, "end": 17854.620000000003, "text": " shots unbelievable shots I got third 24 in 20 seconds"}, {"start": 17854.620000000003, "end": 17864.780000000002, "text": " all right noted tracking was crazy right dude they should have a camera to"}, {"start": 17864.78, "end": 17871.78, "text": " I think I can get some great fucking shots."}, {"start": 17881.78, "end": 17885.78, "text": " Bros mad about seeing birds in the sky."}, {"start": 17885.78, "end": 17892.78, "text": " Bro, they fly. That's where they live."}, {"start": 17894.78, "end": 17901.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17901.78, "end": 17906.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17906.78, "end": 17912.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17912.78, "end": 17917.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17917.78, "end": 17923.78, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17923.78, "end": 17947.379999999997, "text": " Okay fine jump shot"}, {"start": 17947.38, "end": 17949.38, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 17949.38, "end": 17951.38, "text": " Oh yeah."}, {"start": 17951.38, "end": 17953.38, "text": " Yeah, thank you, thank you."}, {"start": 17953.38, "end": 17955.38, "text": " Oh, fuck."}, {"start": 17955.38, "end": 17957.38, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 17957.38, "end": 17959.38, "text": " God."}, {"start": 17959.38, "end": 17961.38, "text": " Oh, almost made it."}, {"start": 17961.38, "end": 17963.38, "text": " Fuck."}, {"start": 17963.38, "end": 17965.38, "text": " Yeah, but..."}, {"start": 17965.38, "end": 17967.38, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 17967.38, "end": 17969.38, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 17969.38, "end": 17971.38, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 17971.38, "end": 17973.38, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 17973.38, "end": 17975.38, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 17975.38, "end": 17997.86, "text": " I think the first area I was slacking I was hitting all one stars once we got to like"}, {"start": 17997.86, "end": 18000.66, "text": " the marsh I'm all times and freeze."}, {"start": 18000.66, "end": 18003.06, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 18003.06, "end": 18007.66, "text": " I think, you know, we need some sort of like leaderboard or something, you know,"}, {"start": 18007.66, "end": 18011.300000000003, "text": " six of us got to about 1100."}, {"start": 18011.300000000003, "end": 18013.140000000003, "text": " It's like 180 each."}, {"start": 18013.260000000002, "end": 18014.460000000003, "text": " I'm thinking right, right?"}, {"start": 18014.460000000003, "end": 18015.06, "text": " 100%."}, {"start": 18015.06, "end": 18016.260000000002, "text": " I think I put up 72."}, {"start": 18017.260000000002, "end": 18018.300000000003, "text": " Oh, okay."}, {"start": 18018.300000000003, "end": 18018.74, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18018.82, "end": 18022.460000000003, "text": " I'm not, you know, at the end, I'm going to do a final count and then I'm going"}, {"start": 18022.460000000003, "end": 18025.22, "text": " to post it in the group chat and I'm going to say, Starmog."}, {"start": 18025.260000000002, "end": 18027.54, "text": " And if no one's Starmogs me, I get to keep."}, {"start": 18027.620000000003, "end": 18028.02, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18028.02, "end": 18028.7, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18029.02, "end": 18030.22, "text": " You got a special badge."}, {"start": 18030.22, "end": 18032.68, "text": " I am a star modem, dude."}, {"start": 18034.18, "end": 18035.38, "text": " This is so crazy."}, {"start": 18035.38, "end": 18040.260000000002, "text": " It's demented, that is demented."}, {"start": 18040.260000000002, "end": 18042.420000000002, "text": " Wait, you can check stars in the guidebook."}, {"start": 18042.420000000002, "end": 18044.06, "text": " Oh, okay, okay."}, {"start": 18044.06, "end": 18045.66, "text": " Wait, does it give a total though?"}, {"start": 18048.780000000002, "end": 18049.780000000002, "text": " Oh my God, it does."}, {"start": 18056.06, "end": 18058.100000000002, "text": " Wait, there's a snowy area we haven't been to."}, {"start": 18058.100000000002, "end": 18058.940000000002, "text": " Yeah, you need 11."}, {"start": 18058.94, "end": 18062.94, "text": " How many do you guys have?"}, {"start": 18062.94, "end": 18064.94, "text": " 780"}, {"start": 18064.94, "end": 18066.94, "text": " No really?"}, {"start": 18066.94, "end": 18070.94, "text": " That's out of 780"}, {"start": 18070.94, "end": 18072.94, "text": " 155"}, {"start": 18072.94, "end": 18074.94, "text": " 155?"}, {"start": 18074.94, "end": 18076.94, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 18076.94, "end": 18078.94, "text": " I have 177"}, {"start": 18078.94, "end": 18080.94, "text": " Where's the total at?"}, {"start": 18080.94, "end": 18082.94, "text": " Oh I'm at 221"}, {"start": 18082.94, "end": 18084.94, "text": " Holy"}, {"start": 18084.94, "end": 18086.94, "text": " I have 137"}, {"start": 18086.94, "end": 18090.579999999998, "text": " I'm not gonna lie you're getting you're getting bird or bogged. I"}, {"start": 18092.82, "end": 18099.26, "text": " Literally think if you just mash cue as fast as the keyboard will take it you you can go infinitely"}, {"start": 18101.579999999998, "end": 18104.879999999997, "text": " I think Corey is carrying us. I think Corey has a lot"}, {"start": 18105.78, "end": 18109.78, "text": " We got to check him. We got a guidebook check everybody right now. I think Corey"}, {"start": 18110.899999999998, "end": 18112.899999999998, "text": " Keep on taking photos"}, {"start": 18112.899999999998, "end": 18114.899999999998, "text": " Wait, how many do you have?"}, {"start": 18114.9, "end": 18123.38, "text": " 277. How many three hundred and five seventy-seven twenty-one twenty-six."}, {"start": 18123.38, "end": 18127.54, "text": " Damn! Okay."}, {"start": 18127.54, "end": 18129.54, "text": " I'm not hitting the face."}, {"start": 18129.54, "end": 18131.54, "text": " 402. 402."}, {"start": 18131.54, "end": 18133.54, "text": " I'm not even getting crazy thoughts."}, {"start": 18133.54, "end": 18137.54, "text": " They're all my new bird. They're in the sky. Come on. Come down to earth."}, {"start": 18137.54, "end": 18139.54, "text": " I'm trying to find a dog yet."}, {"start": 18139.54, "end": 18141.54, "text": " A bird-mog."}, {"start": 18141.54, "end": 18143.54, "text": " How's it going on all?"}, {"start": 18143.54, "end": 18148.82, "text": " you call yourself zai wu today no i thought about it but i i didn't know how to say it i forgot about"}, {"start": 18148.82, "end": 18154.66, "text": " the pronunciation i didn't see some people calling me zai wu you say i'm zai yeah you say i'm doing"}, {"start": 18154.66, "end": 18162.02, "text": " i'm going zai wu mode and then if you save an op you say jame time jame time jame time yeah jame"}, {"start": 18162.02, "end": 18167.06, "text": " i did invent a new thing andy's will eat it up yeah what is it uh on nuke i was the last one left"}, {"start": 18167.06, "end": 18173.46, "text": " with an op so uh i just threw it in the vents and then went up and died heaven the night it's called"}, {"start": 18173.46, "end": 18177.059999999998, "text": " I don't know what any of you are"}, {"start": 18177.059999999998, "end": 18178.059999999998, "text": " talking about. So, it just kind"}, {"start": 18178.059999999998, "end": 18179.46, "text": " of sounds like, oh, I went"}, {"start": 18179.46, "end": 18181.46, "text": " on my 47 today and it was so"}, {"start": 18181.46, "end": 18183.46, "text": " cool. Yeah, we went up to 40"}, {"start": 18183.46, "end": 18185.46, "text": " I'm going to be kidding. I did"}, {"start": 18185.46, "end": 18187.46, "text": " get a nova ace too. That's"}, {"start": 18187.46, "end": 18189.46, "text": " true. Dang. I'm telling you,"}, {"start": 18189.46, "end": 18191.46, "text": " half of the game is confidence,"}, {"start": 18191.46, "end": 18193.46, "text": " dude. If you can, I genuinely"}, {"start": 18193.46, "end": 18194.46, "text": " think you're right. Play so much"}, {"start": 18194.46, "end": 18196.46, "text": " beta. God is my witness. I"}, {"start": 18196.46, "end": 18198.46, "text": " think you're right. Yeah, good"}, {"start": 18198.46, "end": 18200.46, "text": " man. I saw you pushing banana"}, {"start": 18200.46, "end": 18202.46, "text": " like a beat. One flashbang in"}, {"start": 18202.46, "end": 18207.1, "text": " flashbang in there and you're unstoppable I guarantee you absolutely"}, {"start": 18207.1, "end": 18211.14, "text": " oh damn it's two o'clock I know"}, {"start": 18211.14, "end": 18215.3, "text": " mandated two hours of friend slop I know I don't have to pretend to like you"}, {"start": 18215.3, "end": 18222.66, "text": " guys anymore I'm just playing okay wait this is important yeah yeah one more"}, {"start": 18222.66, "end": 18229.3, "text": " for the road I don't see them I'm too low I'm too low I can't see them"}, {"start": 18232.46, "end": 18235.78, "text": " One marsh"}, {"start": 18245.62, "end": 18253.14, "text": " Is it the same bird is before no no no this one's got a yeah, wait, where are you going bro? It's coming in hot bro"}, {"start": 18253.14, "end": 18255.14, "text": " It's coming in hot"}, {"start": 18262.46, "end": 18282.34, "text": " I literally got the greatest shots of all time in the first area."}, {"start": 18282.34, "end": 18283.34, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 18283.34, "end": 18288.219999999998, "text": " Did we get 1140 on this?"}, {"start": 18288.22, "end": 18296.38, "text": " Oh, we could three frauds I didn't get oh we got 1135. Are you kidding me?"}, {"start": 18299.74, "end": 18303.98, "text": " Dude, oh my god, how many how many stars do you have cheaply?"}, {"start": 18304.74, "end": 18312.38, "text": " How can you tell press G and then at the very home? It says out of 780. Oh shit"}, {"start": 18312.9, "end": 18316.66, "text": " Okay, what do you have you have first? What do you have? Okay? You go first. No, you go first"}, {"start": 18316.66, "end": 18317.66, "text": " I have 134."}, {"start": 18317.66, "end": 18318.66, "text": " Oh no."}, {"start": 18318.66, "end": 18320.66, "text": " Okay, okay, you saw it, you saw it."}, {"start": 18320.66, "end": 18321.66, "text": " Okay, no joking."}, {"start": 18321.66, "end": 18322.66, "text": " You can even look at my stream."}, {"start": 18322.66, "end": 18323.66, "text": " 183."}, {"start": 18323.66, "end": 18324.66, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 18324.66, "end": 18325.66, "text": " I have 183."}, {"start": 18325.66, "end": 18326.66, "text": " I have 183."}, {"start": 18326.66, "end": 18327.66, "text": " I really would."}, {"start": 18327.66, "end": 18328.66, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 18328.66, "end": 18329.66, "text": " You got bird mugged in."}, {"start": 18329.66, "end": 18331.66, "text": " So it's Chiboli, Ryan, me and you some time and Giga, then Corey."}, {"start": 18331.66, "end": 18332.66, "text": " You got the most."}, {"start": 18332.66, "end": 18333.66, "text": " You got the most."}, {"start": 18333.66, "end": 18334.66, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 18334.66, "end": 18335.66, "text": " I lost."}, {"start": 18335.66, "end": 18336.66, "text": " I have 232."}, {"start": 18336.66, "end": 18337.66, "text": " I just hit 240."}, {"start": 18337.66, "end": 18338.66, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 18338.66, "end": 18339.66, "text": " I got the most."}, {"start": 18339.66, "end": 18340.66, "text": " I got the most."}, {"start": 18340.66, "end": 18341.66, "text": " I got the most."}, {"start": 18341.66, "end": 18342.66, "text": " Yo."}, {"start": 18342.66, "end": 18343.66, "text": " I lost."}, {"start": 18343.66, "end": 18344.66, "text": " I have 232."}, {"start": 18344.66, "end": 18345.66, "text": " I just hit 240."}, {"start": 18345.66, "end": 18347.66, "text": " No!"}, {"start": 18347.66, "end": 18349.66, "text": " High-fives, high-fives Geega"}, {"start": 18349.66, "end": 18351.66, "text": " That fairy brush got me dude"}, {"start": 18351.66, "end": 18352.66, "text": " High-five"}, {"start": 18352.66, "end": 18354.66, "text": " What the fuck am I being doing?"}, {"start": 18354.66, "end": 18356.66, "text": " Jump on Dust2 right now when we one day"}, {"start": 18356.66, "end": 18358.66, "text": " Okay, let's go, come on, let's go"}, {"start": 18359.66, "end": 18361.66, "text": " I'm trolling"}, {"start": 18369.66, "end": 18371.66, "text": " Bird on your head, bird on your head"}, {"start": 18371.66, "end": 18373.66, "text": " Bird on my head, now it's on the ground"}, {"start": 18373.66, "end": 18375.66, "text": " I"}, {"start": 18378.62, "end": 18380.62, "text": " Think we got it. I think I just got it"}, {"start": 18386.78, "end": 18388.78, "text": " It's been a pleasure"}, {"start": 18398.86, "end": 18400.86, "text": " I gotta see this photo"}, {"start": 18400.86, "end": 18402.86, "text": " Damn K you're hidden that shit"}, {"start": 18408.34, "end": 18413.600000000002, "text": " Wait you get ten bucks per friend we could have been farming right from the start just stack us"}, {"start": 18418.440000000002, "end": 18421.68, "text": " Four friends per foot that's a hundred and twenty bucks a roll, bro"}, {"start": 18423.28, "end": 18428.54, "text": " No, no, no, no, no, no, no, they hate it. No, it's just ten. They hate it. Yeah, it was just ten"}, {"start": 18430.86, "end": 18437.86, "text": " There enough I want to see the snow before I end the stream all right I'll send them over"}, {"start": 18437.86, "end": 18446.02, "text": " I want to see the light man I hope that didn't sound as bad for them as it did for me at"}, {"start": 18446.02, "end": 18450.940000000002, "text": " the end there um I hope you've enjoyed the stream today I will be back tomorrow holy"}, {"start": 18450.94, "end": 18459.66, "text": " shit tomorrow's Friday man. See you then. Yeah, you gotta figure this out man. You've been restricted."}, {"start": 18468.46, "end": 18469.66, "text": " Later."}]}