you
Hit me on my belly pre-paid wireless, you know, I've heard the song willfully by the
way.
I've heard it.
It's overexposed, but I still willfully hear paper plans by MIA.
I still know what she says.
Hit me on my belly prepaid wireless.
My burner, hit me on my burner prepaid wireless.
You pack and deliver like UPS trucks, already going hard,
just pumping that gas.
Must not be in Oregon or New Jersey then,
unless she works for the gas station.
It's the only way that would make sense,
to be honest with you.
She didn't know what she was talking about.
Have you heard the Bun B and Rich Boy remix?
It's probably the 435,000th time that I've mentioned this.
You still on the fiber grind? Yes, it will save your life or at least your poops will
be much more satisfying for sure. Login a new movie on Letterbox C and NL's recent reviews
I swear I'm just watching any old thing. Hey, why you a well-heeled watch any old thing?
Well-heeled watch any old thing so you wrap yourself in swaddling and the fever to prepare
far and open wing it's an act I think she's just pretending it's an act you
know what I'm fucking talking about anyone else think that Spencer Krug is
kind of like Brendan Oory if he didn't suck
anyone else think that Spencer Krug is kind of like Brendan Oory if he didn't
suck anyone else up fucking gun to your head motherfucker best song off-block
party silent alarm and don't say blue light I'm gonna fucking freak out if you
say blue light
blue light bang that's a warning shot into the I put it in the warning shot
into the wall helicopter helicopter's got a certain burning burning burning
burning burning burning I'm a little thoughts guy I think I'm a banquet's
really good to like eating glasses are classic of course I think I'm a I'm a
little thoughts guy it's got a certain twitchyness to it
hunting for witches I'm pretty sure that shit might be on a day in the city in
which case we don't fuck with it bro the bullet went into my 32 year old baby's
room. It's just a dream that's all. Any Bruce Colbert knowers? How come the mirror is broken?
What caused the glass to fall? Who put that bullet hole in Peggy's kitchen wall? You know what I'm talking about?
No, you don't fucking know.
You don't fucking know, man.
37 year olds.
Loved Mumford and Sons when it dropped, but you don't know how
many times I was at karaoke, had to listen to some motherfucker
sing wagon wheel by the old crow medicine show.
That's originally a Bob Dylan track. Okay, he fucking wrote
Joker Man too. I don't want to hear that shit.
Favorite Flaming Lips album.
I'm a soft bulletin head.
I know that the shine has come off the rose and the average person is like a Yoshimi enjoyer,
which is fine.
But I'm a soft bulletin number one, and then the one I always forget the name of from like
2009.
I think it's embryonic.
man i'm a yoshimi number three
singing voo lay voo lay um iced americano got stuck in my throat
singing voo lay voo lay voo lay voo
I tell you some fucked up shit bro woke up at 2 30 a.m. Cuz my daughter said tuck me in I
Tucked her in and went I'm warmer than I've ever been in my entire life. I'm gonna go get a glass of water
Went downstairs to get a glass of water came upstairs. She took my place in the bed
What the hell is wrong with you it's 2 30 and you really think dad's getting up at 2 30 in the fucking morning
I said, go back to your bed. She got very upset. I tucked her in. She fell asleep in a second. Boom.
Looking for this?
Nasty schoolboy with no place to go. So true. I'm loving the in context lyrics.
Just bouncing from reference to reference. Try again tomorrow.
Sorry, it's trying to find a game for me.
Wait, wait, wait, Corey said I'd play.
Are you around or you need a minute?
Everything that maybe I actually can sing,
I just grew up listening to so much country music
that my brain imprinted on like some kind of like Alan Jackson type twang
that I can no longer speak with?
Who is the goucho amigo?
No, maybe not, huh?
Maybe not.
Got a dance.
God, we should fucking...
We should watch the entire Broadway melody sequence, man.
We should watch that whole thing on stream.
I know people will be tweaking out asking for subway surfers in the corner.
Corey has not replied to me out of respect for my friend. I'm declining this queue.
I'm declining this queue and I believe that I believe that he was not going to live to go live until 930.
but then he said I'm gonna lock in make my cup of coffee right now and be live
at 9.14 he's gonna make it
probably bravum everybody dance that's true we shouldn't make fun of the
millennials that much Gen Z is not without sin I mean I never want to hear
another fucking sea shanty as long as I live, man. It's not even other sea
shanties, it's just the same one over and over.
Bad take. Cycling Jake, I gotta tell you to pump the brakes. I know you got a big
head, you were one of the main characters of the stream yesterday or the day
before, but you're now you're positioning yourself too antipodal to
the streamer as a cry for attention. You need to let the character of Cycling
Jake 77 develop naturally, not simply gain some notoriety and then, you know,
being the other person on Crossfire. That was literally Millennials. No, man, it's
Gen Z. Gen Z is the one singing the sea shanties. Millennials are the one
clapping their hands like seals and going, this is awesome. This is awesome. I
I love the younger generation.
Stop being a pickney, bro.
You were born in 1989.
They fucking hate you, man.
They hate you.
They will never respect you.
They're never gonna invite you
for non-alcoholic cocktails, okay?
They're never, they're gonna blame you.
They're blaming you for the housing crisis, man.
They will divide us.
Corey is using my own tactic against me.
I said, are any of you around or do you need a minute?
And then he didn't reply, which if I were in core issues, means that he needs 12 minutes.
But rather than say I need 12 minutes and then risk having to wait 30 minutes, he is
going to come back in five or six minutes and go, I just need one minute.
That's what I would do.
Is you know they're making a bon cop bad cop series on Crave?
They couldn't get calm Theor though.
He's busy filming the 33rd short film about Glenn Gould.
Gun to your head, best track off the clap your hands, say yes, self-titled.
Is this love?
It's a base pick, but I got to go with everybody saying the skin in my yellow country teeth.
I agree with that one.
of the war? It's called details of the war, Bud Melman. I know the album came out in 2005,
but try to keep up. I feel like I'm having a stroke. What the fuck is he talking about?
You think Jordy Greep fell out of a coconut tree? He exists within the context of all music.
that came before him. I can't do a Kamala Harris impression at all. It sounded like your blood
simple voice. I need that. That one comes up organically at runtime a lot of the time,
So I don't need to force it. Ah fuck it. This is for M.M. at Walsh
If I see him wait, it does sound that is kind of is like Kamala Harris
If I see him, I'll be sure to send him the message
Kind of works man
Yes, Corey, please, I'm bombing.
Nobody's fucking with my hit me on my belly prepaid wireless.
We got at noon we're doing birdwatching Corey so at this point I've already lost like six
rounds.
I've lost six rounds of Counter Strike that don't come back because at noon we have an
un-flexible segment which means if a fucking round ends at like 11.41 we're missing out
on a further 19 minutes bro.
I'm queuing again, I'm queuing again.
And I think I'm right that you, I waited 10 minutes from the time that the last Q popped
and have received no feedback.
I sent them a message, are you around or do you need a minute?
That was sent at 9.05, it's now 9.12.
Obviously he needed a minute.
But he didn't say, I need it a minute.
Don't you have his number? Just call him.
I'm not even sure I have Corey's number, to be honest.
honest. Literally the only two entities that I get text messages from are
Ben Giesling and people that are like straight-up scammers.
Your wife, bro, we're online.
We ain't using text messages.
We're on some Asian messaging app where you can send stickers of cute teddy bears blowing
kisses at each other.
That was obviously my impetus.
That was why I said, can you please download line?
I think Corey likes Hunky Dory.
The David Bowie album, gun to your head.
David, that's how you know I'm serious.
Best song of David Bowie's 1977 album, Low.
And you can't say always crashing in the same car.
Yeah, it's probably sound and vision.
It's probably sound and vision.
I'd agree with you on that one.
Young Americans, that ain't off that one.
Pshh!
Pshh!
That is on the Peloton playlist though.
Why do you always feel the need to remove an option?
Just in case you're one of those people who rate your music user, so you listen to the
whole album to expand the catalog of stuff that you've heard and rated so you can feel
clouded, but you really only remember like one song off the album.
You only remember the hookiest song off the album, so I pull that one off to see if you're
a real knower.
Come on, man.
Favorite payment album?
Oh, it depends on the day.
Depends on the day.
Broadly?
OK, Corey, I'm waiting until the queue hits zero.
I'm all tabbed in the Discord.
Waiting until the queue hits zero, colon, zero, one.
You have seven seconds left.
I'm sorry man, I waited.
What do you mean I failed to accept it? I've been removed from matchmaking.
I'm tweaking bro. I'm actually tweaking.
I know 5 a.m. 902 a.m. I'd play it is now 916 a.m.
I'm fuck it. I'm dragging his ass. Give me a second which that TV slash flak flag
egg. A bounce. You got a schedule on this? You got a schedule on this beast? No schedule.
Voice mod. Voice changing is an active for stream right now. Play AI text-to-speech sound
bites on the stream rose got a Hassan AI voice in the sound I love to chill in my
$3 million mansion
Bro's got an AI, an AI Hassan soundboard under his video player, man.
That's so crazy.
That's so insane.
I had no idea.
His palms are sweating, these weak arms are heavy.
No, no, no, no, man.
Why can't we have it this down here?
My name is Donald J. Trump and I approve this message.
Holy cow, man, this is crazy.
What the hell is movie guy?
I'm scared to even click on this, man.
Oh, Brian from Family Guy?
We're no strangers to love you, no.
No, that's Brian.
Let's drop tilted towers and get the victory royale.
That is not Bart Simpson.
I'm sorry.
That's not Bart, man.
Movie guy.
Coming soon to a theater near you among us in the sus imposters.
Oh, what is this? This guy? This guy is like 42 years old, man. I'm freaking out. This is awesome.
My fellow Americans, we have found life on a new planet, and we will be moving to that planet.
Awesome. That's awesome, man.
Oh, wait, one Discord message.
I'm in it, sorry. Oh my god. Raiders the Q-pop. And if I abandon, if I abandon, I'm going to get a matchmaking penalty.
Are we getting the show on the road or what's going on here?
by a minute i mean probably five more
when your friend says all play
wait eighteen minutes to say actually i need six more minutes
all
all
We're playing deathmatch. He's literally lucky, man. He's lucky he doesn't have a schedule.
Because if I went to his channel and it said like live every day at 9am, I was gonna freak
the fuck out.
The hell is this music?
Are you hearing this?
Is this, is this in the game?
What is, what's going on man?
someone is someone playing the music into their mic I don't I don't get it oh
maybe it's it's probably Cory's going live soon oh shit that's funny I
honestly thought we were on like a community server or something
Oh shit.
Almost at it.
The smell of prickly pear.
That's 22 minutes of stream.
Listen, these people are literally my friends.
The number of times that, uh, and it's not all about gameplay, man, the number of times
I put Dan stream on when I get on the bike and then by the time I get off the
bike he's still like either on the starting soon-screen or opening packs
is mind-boggling to a fella such as myself. I see you. Mogged? These are your
co-workers? I know man, I know. We need a better class of criminal.
I'm ready. I'm ready. Greatest day of my life. Greatest part of my day.
Oh, there's one behind me.
in real life you get fired for being late not if you're the boss you get promoted
I own you almost don't you too
Guy who runs these streets I run these streets couch or Asia discuss way way. How'd you get my chat history? I'm dropping suicide
What games over
You never talk about Caves of Altamira?
I talk about Caves of Altamira all the time.
I recall when I was small, how I spent my day alone.
Oh, gouch over gummo.
I gotta think about that.
Well, I mean, if the vibe is, who the fuck voted for vertigo?
Give me out of here.
If the vibe is eating spaghetti in the bathtub, I already know where I'm going for.
Also I disrespect the question at first because when I say gotcha or Asia, I'm not talking
about the title tracks bro, I'm talking about the whole album, I'm talking about the whole
album young pup, I'm not talking about one song.
Don't be ridiculous.
Deathmatch Pro, baby.
Headshot.
He got me.
It's Asia by a hair.
I wouldn't know anything about that, obviously.
Guys, I might be the best.
We crouched under my bullet, bro.
Stomp.
More like slumped.
I'm going John Wick mode.
No reloads.
just checking how many bullets are left in the gun
inserting a golden pirate coin into the gun
almost got him
sorry Kev
that was a great shot I can't be mad about that
I run this time.
We need stat track knives.
Or stat track avatars, where every time you knife somebody you get a tear drop tattoo.
I literally had you, 96 and 1, you're trolling me.
guys I'm getting pretty good
getting a little better at least
got one
Yep, that felt like getting shot in the back territory.
It's literally an advantage to be playing a map where you don't know where you're going.
Tactical. Tactical.
Tactical.
Guys, I'm in first place. Holy shit. Holy shit.
I'm about to get a kill of Manjaro.
Crosshair placement, bud. It's gonna save you a lot of grief.
Lot of grief if you learn how to aim.
Oh shit.
Way, way, way.
Whoa!
Okay, I shouldn't have shot him in the torso so many times, but damn.
Yeah, that's...
Okay, we both had the same idea, but yours was like way more malevolent.
you see the movement tech there?
good move, good move on his part
you gotta pull down on that one
something about the hawaiian shirt got me distracted man
got me thinking about the clues
slumped
You can heal after three kills. Is that true? Is that how you charge ults?
Maybe I should just be taking the Melva into every round.
That's the XM. I don't know shit about that. I had Sirius as a kid for Howard Stern.
This is where you tell me that Howard Stern was actually on XM.
Good shot good shot
Holy fuck
He was on serious except those are those are the same thing
Serious and XM are the same thing. I'm hearing
Okay, what the fuck was that snapbot?
That's a little sauce from bot cat
What a shot man.
Just my luck.
They merged because they sucked.
I can understand that.
Maybe the Canucks in the Flames should do that.
That felt awesome, bro.
That was some end-man that walled shit.
I see him.
We go this way, and then this way.
No!
Or is this worth anything on the deathmatch leaderboard?
You're actually so fucking for real.
How the hell did a chicken get up here, man?
We're on the top of the building that Javier Bardem was trying to build in Golden Balls.
Literally tried to duck under my bullet.
Wings.
could be the move right now could be the move good shot good shot
I got you
see the way I locked in when you had the reload
He's behind me, isn't he?
Okay, okay, okay. Why are you holding angles in deathmatch? I had one HP!
The fuck?
moonwalking chicken
not today goose
come on come on this has got to be a major thoroughfare what
you take those
Bro, walk up this fucking big ramp.
What the fuck?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm losing.
Whoops.
Slumped.
slumped. Now we get it back. You literally have a heel on X. Holy shit. Was that me?
Oh, I was moving different, bro.
The sound of the hog is very inspiring.
Too bad the bullets are so slow.
Lowering my heart rate manually.
Ready to go.
Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, please, please, the game's almost over.
Bonus weapon, AUG!
What would my wife do?
She would probably not get shot in the back and lose the lead.
Worth?
play in my life. 21 seconds we got a lock in bro. Oh what a shot. There's hope. There's
one last bit of hope if he spawns right here. Oh still great game man, great game.
Have a call when I was small koi gun to your head best track off of sound alarm
The block party album from 2000 block party. Yeah
Mmm, I was I I was like helicopter honestly, right burning me me me man. I burn it burning me man
Yeah, I was a big fan of helicopter back great song guitar hero to
This modern love is great. Hmm. I prefer little thoughts, but this modern love I was gonna do it for a while for sure
My whole album is really good.
It is.
Sounds like a like a like a cold ass day.
I always thought they were like way more kind of underground than they ended up being.
I was like, oh, this is really it's kind of cool.
Like finding a British like indie band and then like hear them in fucking everything.
Like every every other movie that comes out is like there's a block party.
I was so excited for the second album.
And I remember the exact moment that I was over them.
Which was also people like this album now.
But it's, they got way too sentimental for me.
I'd pick and I'd eat more wild blackberries.
I was like, ah, I don't know if this is what
I signed up for, man.
Yeah, Corey, Asia or Goucho?
I've never heard either.
It doesn't stop you from answering.
Uh, I don't know.
Wow, dude, that's a crazy answer.
I kind of agree, though.
It's kind of like anathema.
It goes against the central tenets of music,
but the more I listen to them, the more I kind of agree, man.
So whenever I hear music of that style and era, it just transports me to being in the
back of the car with my dad.
Knee deep in the passenger seat?
Just sitting in the back trying to get my Iowa portable CD player that runs on 6C batteries
And to stop skipping the the like I don't know whatever the hell I was listening to it that is that you're that's your discipline
I was it's probably fucking corn
Listen to a shitload of pros act back then man. Oh no, I let a sexual frustration
Hmm and a loss of concentration
You know what I'm talking about no this this this was pre-disc man, I had a I had like a portable
bowl like boom box type thing it was like this I don't know how to it was
almost one of those I don't know how to describe it because it wasn't like a long
boom box it was like maybe a like a third of the size of a normal boom box had
like a cassette player on the front CD player on top they got a fucking AM FM
radio in it. It ran off like six six C batteries and wouldn't last like three
hours probably. No skip protection today to actually use the boombox. No skip
protections of like putting on the back of the car and listening to it. That's so
crazy. People in Chad don't even fucking know what that's like most of the
probably having your CD skip and then when you got the two seconds anti-skip
protection so you could listen to the whole Tim McGraw album Tim McGraw first
CD I ever bought for my Discman Tim the Tim McGraw CD that had just to see you
smile I do anything that's wild man come a long way favorite song off of gun to
your head favorite song off of just to see you smile by Tim McGraw oh you went
oh we're doing premiere yes sir maybe just to see you smile good choice I
remember any of the other ones he's like he's somewhat intrinsic intrinsically
linked to Philly really yeah because his dad tug McGraw was a senator player for
player for the Phillies oh damn we do have a 15k on our team it seems kind of
insane to a guy like me but 15k is crazy actually yeah what the fuck yeah how
come what this doesn't make any sense actually might be the only 10 people
playing there's again no one queuing man this is like a queuing with Justin he
is 15k I was watching Apollo play a little bit last night he's he's doing
like some Sam Fisher stuff. He'll win the match on like round 21, have nine kills, six
deaths. Like I don't know, the bro is lurking.
He's very good. He's very good. It's also very funny to watch.
Game sense, Andy. Game sense.
Yeah. He loves him.
He relies on his game sense. It's a crutch.
He does love saying people are cheating.
Look at his thoughts.
Oh, it's really funny.
me only made it to the Travolta wing. Are you trying to tag? I almost may. Oh, I don't
have any sprays anymore. I ran out of ammo for my sprays. I know Apollo. He basically
did say fuck our good friend Apollo. He said he's really good at Counter Strike, but he's
insanely good. But when you wade his spirit against a feather, it wouldn't look good for
for him is basically what he said about you I'm the type of beast be acting
asking anubis to take the feather off the scale my bad guys
Tim wakefield ass
maybe maybe dude the grenade works my teammate body blocked me maybe oh shit
who's our 15k anyway purple okay I got an assist I got an assist anyway oh my
god
Sure, man. 100% headshot with the P250, why not?
What can I buy?
I can never hear what these people are saying.
We need to buy them blue snowballs.
And that could be the play. Buy in randos, good mics.
if you top for egg I send you a microphone in the mail
I guess I'll go A. Oh you fucking body block me bro
come come guy Leo
I'm slumping him Corey there's only one left I have no idea where he is oh he's
here. Holy shit. You need to get 3K. Okay, you can redeem yourself immediately after.
Kind of swag, right?
Please don't, you don't like winky smile with the, with the sideways peace sign?
What?
They didn't like when I did Winky Smile with the sideways peace sign.
Would you do it in chat?
No, bro, I did it with my face.
Oh.
Fucked up their fucking garden.
Damn, look at the way the soil popped out though.
I mean, obviously I'm not going that way.
You gotta be crazy.
His head's falling off that way.
I'll leave this guy push.
I'm just staying close to Purple Man.
Purple Man.
That shooting at my part? Sorry, Purple gets the trade.
Never mind.
Eat that for us.
Eat that for me, huh?
one more kills for a new mic.
three more. Oh, oh, I didn't even see a little backshot there. Apparently you never hear the
one that gets you out here. I basically have no idea how to play this. This map I mean.
Oh. Uh, yeah it's kind of tough, honestly. I enjoy it. I usually just run, I go apartments.
Okay, Rosé featuring Bruno Mars.
Why not this guy's...
There's a lot of shooting.
Fuck it, we smoke off both sides.
What the fuck is that? A pot fill?
one one's a balcony oh and yeah I see him right there oh one was there I saw
a shadow right there I literally saw a shadow clear clear for now I believe you
I saw his shadow okay oh I have bomb and who got you that bomb
I'll watch Apot.
Oh, Library.
Library.
Greatest Flash.
Oh, I had shots on him too, he's doing.
I
The clomper oh, but he made it he made it
That one guy's not happy
He said why beat bro, oh why peak okay, well literally he's probably
Statistically speaking fragging lower than me, so I don't have to listen to him
was it purple? I actually don't know. I wasn't talking about, I wasn't talking about the
game. Purple was carrying us. Oh, no it's more of a peach. Okay Joanna, do some. You
get a peach plum pear. Definitely one left mid. The smoke I can't see, I can't get through
I'm breaching. I'm out but I saw him close to the cross.
Wide swing.
We run this town.
I feel like I'm in a coffin already Jesus Christ mid mid
Good round guys, good round May well be the best flick I've ever
in my life for sure. Hey Welby. Thank you for noticing.
I was still alive, I couldn't, I wasn't watching.
Don't know, I mean.
Chat, chat?
Yarns for the op.
That was a perfectly timed jump scare to play right as the guy came around the corner.
That was kind of crazy.
Okay.
Scout mid.
He left a little bit of himself behind.
I think that scout dead.
Oh.
What the fuck?
There's a pistol on patio.
He's going to be in the head.
Good kill, good kill.
We don't sound spawn. Yeah. Oh, never mind. Purple's alive.
CT.
Confirming color CT.
Damn, guys, we're kind of popping.
Let's go. I helped with my one in one.
Stoner through four grenades that oh damn gravity bombs
They should have a step counter in this
Very funny calories burned at the end. I bet I put out 200 300 steps that time easy
the
this shit right here
you run this time
that guy's gonna be mad at me but it's literally not even my fault
ah fuck
one apps
oh it's just you
my dreams
one boy was up there
He's an AK now.
Oh, shit.
Four in one, bro. Four in one.
Don't matter. Got mine.
You should say got mine.
Now, team got my hands.
Team cohesion is high right now.
Rush B, he said.
Rush B. Rush B with with Nades.
I got plenty of money, man.
Let me go first.
Stoner wants to go first.
Okay.
Stoner's noble.
Yeah, Stoner's purple.
I've already got names off, yeah, yeah, purple.
I'm making noise mid, just to...
OH GOD!
I'm alive.
Good trade.
Oh god.
Okay, okay, yeah, just cross-right as I'm shooting a guy, no problem.
Just run into the bullets and then blame me probably.
Plant. Plant.
Clutch.
Bro, the smoke never dissipates.
I
Sounds like banana
Yeah, what's
He's diffusing
Good shot course good shot. Good shit. Good shot. Good shit the guys like yell it at me
He's like, hurry and kill him!
I know, bro.
I got to move.
I can't teleport, brother.
So I thought you planted it slightly further left.
I just placed, if someone says plants,
I put that shit right down on my feet.
I have no idea where to put it.
The comms are good.
The constant panic in his voice is less good.
I agree.
Yes.
I'm going to block my teammate.
Huge grenade.
Body block my teammate.
One made.
apartments. apartments. apartment window. Good kill.
apartment window. Good kill.
Oh, okay. Hit cleared.
I'm finished, bro.
Oh.
On site, bro.
Yeah, that was narrow.
I have a problem with yellow. Can you have a conversation with yellow? Can you?
Literally, like I line up the angle and he's like this looks like a great place to stand
he
Was a yellow or orange that was yellow
Fucked them off that round too
The man constantly emboise comes
Welcome welcome to brandos
six three
like cycling jake in here yep
totally
alright you got one app
March
I'm the bomb
I'm fucking planted
Hey, it's us. Yeah
Just one left there is
literally put some damage downfield on that one
let's go
he literally put the gun out of my reach so I couldn't get it
literally he shot the gun and moved it out of my reach so I couldn't get it
you know how fucked up that is?
oh I guess I could do that
you know how insane that is to do that?
These these these long dick in you
One still on A. Oh, it's just you again.
Who's it be?
Well, we win these, bro.
Imagine.
Let yourself believe.
What the hell?
that yourself a little bit and second fucking crazy
there they're losing their mind
they're losing their mind they've never seen that they said
He said.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Good round.
Good round.
I got one.
That's why you buy dust, bro.
I
Burn someone you did I burned someone at that bro
That's insane. That's insane. We'd fucking win these anyway.
They're gorgeous. The last was A, so. Damn, when he says it's temporary, but the
The Dirt House got grass, that's fucking true, man.
Types of men you meet these days,
they do be saying shit like that.
How come, how come in the DMs, he's got a netherite pick?
Woo!
Meet him, IRL, that shit made out of cobble.
We kind of owned them then.
do that we're up three nine holy shit yeah she's gonna kind of destroyed them on that
where do you like to play kory?
I play spawn I'm just gonna go A
I'll tell you one thing for sure
grenade?
well it depends I do like to grenade banana
Yeah, it worked out.
Dooley's guy, I literally, I don't think I've had a single kill with Dooley's outside of
a death match situation.
Fired some shots, banana.
He's a B maybe?
Yeah, three banana, including bomb.
Yes, get him.
I love pistols.
Shouldn't have pushed that.
I'm about to shouldn't have pushed that.
Still, we fucking run this down.
Jeez!
I just wanted to join in.
I just wanted to join in.
I didn't get to see anybody.
Giving the water may change the cherry wine.
A Ford, though.
Silver might turn to gold.
Time out of mind.
No, they shot.
Want them?
Nobody's in the house.
I
What are they doing man got to do something
Oh fucking
Christ he's in there he's in there I just didn't my own guy too yeah I saw chaos
man I don't know what was that chaotic Jesus Christ
it's fucking ruining my mental
I
Kind of look like you just shot him in the head. No, I had just got shot by my own guy
Just started shooting it everything
But yet he banned again
What happened to you what happened to Yeti
Yeti yeti yeti underscore productions, I'm sure they're in your chest you to play first role now and then
I know I'm burning this shit out of them.
Action banana.
Yeah, if there's ever two guys on my screen at the same time, you know I'm shooting directly
in the midpoint.
Yep.
I feel that.
100% my brain is gonna sum their position and divide it by two
I'm still here. I'm just making lunch they were calling for your demise yeti oh he was sitting down
That's rough
I mean, I had only one that could have done it.
Oh, that was awesome.
Sorry about the boost situation, I misunderstood.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
understood
go, go, go
yeah, yeah, no problem
yeah, no fucking problem, good two ops on banana, fantastic
mother fucker, man
It's smoked banana?
Nah man, I know orange has a dysregulated sense of the passing of time.
Okay, bomb down apartments.
He did say come kiss me, yeah.
Lots of flashes banana, but who gives a fuck if you guys got bomb?
Well watch, watch behind.
It could become an arches.
Well, we got that we got to do the banana.
Oh, we do?
Oh yeah.
That fella there.
Tritr, tritr, tritr, tritr.
Oh, it is...
Sp-
Wow!
Good trade, good trade.
Ooh!
180R, damn Ryan.
Damn!
It sucks to be in 12 and 10 at the bottom of the fucking board.
It's kind of crazy actually.
It's a good ass round man.
450 newtill damage.
That's a lot.
That is a lot of utility damage, man.
How much?
431.
jesus
this inferno is like that you can pretty much just fucking uh...
pretty much just throw a grenade down banana and get like 40 damage around
It's true. I think Inferno is like, I think it's fun, but it's really hard to re-take.
Yeah, yeah. Inferno's like, you might jump over a guy's head and all the time, and then
he kills everybody. Imagine. It's a great clip. Oh, imagine, and oh, imagine if you got a 4k on it
and defended the bomb. I know. Couldn't have had. Can you help? I think Showbiz Kids is
a great song by my friend. Things to backing vocals are incredibly annoying. What's your
take? Sorry to say I don't really like Showbiz Kids that much. I think it's crazy that Steeley
named their greatest hits album Showbiz Kids. Like what's wrong with them, man? I think
it's okay. I mean it's a Steeley song at the end of the day, but it's not one of my faves.
i do like when he says
quarter-query bagma up here like when he says
you've got the cool of the crowd
these kids is so outrageous now honey let me tell you
i don't know how to send backing vocals i'm sorry
well you know michael mcdonnell
the
busker's in a video call on my friend
You pretty much got it.
Excuse me, what happened?
People just be saying some stuff.
We both know exactly what we said.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude.
Are you gonna buy the Huntrix meal at McDonald's?
Oh, did they drop one?
Comes out next week.
Oh, as I was gonna say, I might be going there tonight.
Maybe pre-order, pre-order a couple.
Gotta get it in.
Are you gonna get the Huntrix meal
this at this at your boys meal I don't know is that what they're doing that is
what they're doing what what did they like release what they are is just like
I don't know chicken nuggets with a different sauce again someone someone
told me that it's coming out a mutual friend of ours mutual friends okay this
This is more the rankings than I'd expect.
Yes, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Why'd you give us a 2K?
What the fuck?
No.
Oh my god, we do have a 2K.
That's crazy.
Maybe he's on the come up.
Wait, is this a lyric?
Dan POV?
Dan does not have 2K.
I'm not even fucking with you, Corey. My daughter has an activity that ends at like 8 o'clock
on Wednesdays. After it, needed a quick dinner, walked into Subway, classic Subway situation,
one person working, four people in line, I walked the fuck out.
I'm not waiting near-
You're eating your dinner?
I know. I'm not waiting near for 22 fucking minutes to get a Subway sandwich. That's insane.
the fuck ass franchisee can hire a second person to work at the subway
you're literally paying the minimum wage and you're too cheap to have a second
person working at subway like what the fuck is wrong with you
yeah
i mean it's madness man it's it's like almost every
place to and then they're getting like this is a bubble to join
they're getting door dash orders and they got a mic they got a you know
I'm sure there are people ordering like 20 foot long sandwiches on DoorDash with no advanced notice, but I'm like just higher higher
Fucking what that guy's got quite a name
Aggressive ass fucking push yeah
You guys gonna have a hard time getting to get into base man
All right, so are you activating the bomber you're not activating the bomb bro?
He died maybe died he fucking died
You never be too safe
Nope
He said secret going double
You're good though.
I think he's right here.
Yeah.
Your boy ain't helping you though.
Don't rush even after I die.
I trust. I just gotta put 30 on this guy.
Oh shit, there you go.
There you go. Wake up,
wake up, get up, get up.
101.
You love that.
I didn't even know that gun could do 100.
I
Like to go outside on round two after after a win
Some people go to the garage. Yeah, then oh, they they agree with redoing it. Okay, I understand you got you got you by a K
Yeah, of course we won
I
This
Dad dude, I that went all wrong
All right, that'd be the guy I said should have gone outside
To the downside I
Got I got flashed with
Because round 2, if we win round 1, round 2, we have ranged advantage.
So we go outside on these long ass angles.
Round 2 is still usually SMG round.
I think all those videos are literally for people that are going pro.
For us, I think none of this shit actually matters.
Just click hits.
more mini squeaky. Not anymore. Good job y'all. Okay. Well we have A site. Yeah, yeah we
We have a site, bro. It's upper.
I should hope so.
Oh, dude. A hudler?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I suppose name lined up right under a friendly... like, like, head showed up right under a friendly name.
I just... I held off a split second in shooting.
Justin, pro tip. Thank you. Crosshairs cock level with shotgun.
Dude, I hit 67 and one on him.
I almost aced.
67 is better than 100.
Is shotgun damage based on pellets in this game?
Or is shotgun damage based on...
I don't know, shoot out like a can of coke or something?
No, you do shoot pellets.
But I don't know if that's like real or not.
Okay, okay, okay.
I mean we blew up squeaky and then both got that shot for some reason
All right, I'm
I'm not following my teammates. My teammates are video watchers. They're not head clickers. I'm walking it back
I'm not following them as if they're silent IGLs. I'm
I'm gonna try to get some kills
Like he blew up squeaky then threw a smoke and then we both just stood there and got shot in the head
is very realistic nice tight pattern damn everything about this game is
realistic except for that one dude I saw who had a double jump
oh the the the bee hopper bee hopper they do know smokes though oh secret
Good kill. Good trade. Got mine.
Maybe I should just tech nine rush every round.
I'm going to take out a grenade again, I know you're literally outfragging me.
Never pull out a grenade.
There's one fence or rafters, I should say.
Last one's rafters.
Last one on site.
Ram
That was a pretty good shot chat the Scoutler damn damn
26 kills on this beast
I see you can buy you an AK if you want, but no, I think he's got a scout
He's good. Tell him I'm a scout demon
Outside kind of clean with it who's kidding. There's one garage
our bombs down secret like down the steps squeaky open where the fuck did
did opera go? There he is. He spawned him. He just came down the vent. You've bombed
By the way, okay.
No!
Oh!
That's done.
That's done real bad.
Good shit, man.
Great fucking spray control.
is on the rare plant ace. Oh, he is.
What the bubble? Shit, oh shit. Shit. Ass. Yeah, look at that. Look at that. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, GEOGEN. Damn. Oh, my throat. Oh, I just went off for him. Yes!
Let's goooo.
Crazy round.
What a fucking round.
Remember that headshot from round one?
Ohhh.
Damn remember that.
I think my frames just die all the time.
The guy didn't fake defuse.
I only gave Ty.
I don't know, what's going on in all chat?
It's sufficiently scary.
Where was that?
Garage.
Someone got knifed.
Oh, no.
Knifed and revolvered.
Oh, I bomb.
Oh, I bomb.
I bomb.
I bomb.
I bomb.
I bomb.
I bomb.
I bomb.
I bomb.
my bomb what are you watching Corey single don't worry I got killed double
I mean, you did what you could.
I was trying to crouch out of there, so I'm dead.
That was around?
What the hell?
What the fuck?
I got an assist, man.
You got an assist because you can't even...
the
i love counter strike man
again by shit
scalp
nah
twenty six kills on this beast man
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
Ah! You got this, perp.
I mean, Orange.
Purple's on the other team.
oh man holy bug we won
oh shit that's so funny man
Fuck it 26 kills on this beast
Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea y'all I
Got less kills than the dude with the 2k elo
Y'all are decent amount of damage though. I'm getting a lot of assists for sure a lot of people stealing my kills
This guy's running backwards. What's going on? Are you okay? Are you okay?
Miss me
Two down on a 27 baby
Worth one ramp he said yeah one coming behind you as well with the bombs down outside. Oh fuck
and blizzard shot over his head
do you have bomb
yeah yeah
someone gave it to me man
literally not my fault nothing i could do
I
Yes
No!
Please watch and go.
Bro...
My teammate, man.
My teammate, man!
Sorry!
In your orange, and also green, let's do this.
This is one's up heaven.
Heaven? That's my guy.
They're going to be...
I'm planting.
It's like in B
There's my vent
They planted out left
Let's go.
It's kind of crazy actually running.
How's your adrenaline?
I'm feeling good, man.
I'm feeling good after that.
Slump them.
Four in one.
Four in one.
It's kind of sad on that.
My dude like walked in front of me, man.
Twice.
I got made it. Yeah, they're outside demons, man. They play aggressive. You just lurk.
You might be able to catch them on the aggressive push.
Yup.
Is that damn blizzard?
Yeah.
The guns to zoom in.
One more ramp.
Take this out.
Whoa. Good shot.
I've recovered the bomb.
Yeah, there's only one. So.
Let's go vent to lower.
I think he wants you to play here. I don't give a fuck about this guy, bro. I'm my own man.
I guess I'll do it.
Lobby? Hutt.
No longer Hutt, I would say. He's coming around the other way.
Nice. You're faded, bro.
I dropped M4 if anyone wants it.
Sheesh!
Nobody wants it.
M4 on the ground for free, guys.
Yeah.
I could have bought somebody, actually, I realized.
What'd you say?
You're the bomb.
Just make it shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Swag.
You hear that?
That's our guy reloading, I think, if that's what you're doing.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
one heaven
oh that's my guy B site
I'll say let me pick the guy heaven
not bad y'all dambles area on the upper he's going through hut
I
Good plant good plant Ben
Oh
Dude seven on T side nuke though, kind of insane. He meant he moved so weird when he fell down
I was expecting to have more momentum to his left. Well, bro. He's literally a podcaster
He's literally 5'6", 290 pounds, 1% body fat.
Like, what do you expect?
Of course he's gonna be moving different.
All the life for you.
Kill her, T-Rounds.
It's fair.
Remember, this isn't the killing house anymore.
Very good, very good.
This is just for the life.
He's saying, good T-Rounds.
Good T-Rounds.
He didn't see me play, obviously.
At the half.
You clutched one?
for a living, but he couldn't hit the ceiling, and we said to be that one in a million.
Who that? Panic at the disco.
I think I only know the one song by Panic at the disco. This is a big hit from 2019.
a bad my bad green luckily no friendly fire damage there they're coming ramp be
careful ramp push
there's at least two ramp Jesus Christ that was a disaster
he does one more damage to me and as a result I fucking die and he lives that
seems real fair. It's going to be one inch in a minion. Wait, it's going to be one inch
in a minion at the half high high. Oh, okay. That's on. Yeah. Almost. I think it was that
Haven't you people ever heard of?
Yeah, that's classic.
Tozen again, damn dorn-o.
That sounds like a ramp.
Yeah.
Let's go.
We killed two ramps.
We run these streets.
They dropping even cool.
Oh, SMGs.
One vent squeaky.
I
Talk shot a sap rocky
Mini one mini
Got him. It's just you right the fuck. I got an ace
It's a Jesus Christ Bob Balaban with an earring shotgun ace
The Volk happened to the rest of the team, man.
We died. I only had a pistol. I had two shit.
Jesus Christ. The shotgun, the cocked-on tech works, man.
That's perfect for you, because that's 10 where you aim at.
That's where I aim anyway, exactly.
some boys lobby
okay there's only one left
Lobby not taking a bomb on my watch. I'll tell you that much
Be patient
Oh
It's bad what the fuck what the okay, okay, okay, okay, okay? What the fuck happens? What the fuck? I'm squeaky and he popped me
I'm broke again
When I have a conversation you bought an op we were all broke say no
so dear the only one for God yeah yeah well two rounds ago that wouldn't have
changed anything
am I am I right or am I wrong
I
Didn't mini
They got me guys locked in oh my god
Oh just so they don't get it
Yeah, good, good shape.
Okay, we got this.
We'll have guns this round.
Sorry, I'm not even sweating minus 5K.
It literally could have been minus 10K.
If they had picked up the gun, it would have been minus 10k.
I don't know any of the words of that song.
He came from somewhere back in the long ago.
I just hear that to recreate what I get to be created.
But once in a life, she musters a smile.
There's one rep.
The furnace that you're pushing lobby.
So one trophy outside coming mini.
He moved back to Lobby.
No one trophy.
Yeah.
Alright.
I didn't, didn't even see a boy.
I think we hop outside on this one. Yeah, I'm thinking I'm thinking that's the move
Races here those Michael McDonald songs in
That's actually by the DB brothers Michael McDonald just happens to be whatever the vocalists that in a
Like this name Aaron Neville. Oh, yeah
I love you
Oh, it came out hot
The stars are brightly
bright
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, mini mini
The night
Woo!
That was clean with it
I didn't expect him to come having man. I just didn't think that's the sort of thing
that could happen.
You did come out of the ladder all fucked up.
To be and come headin'.
Deoders!
Let's make this right, Israeli.
Oh no, we're both doing that.
Wait, you guys are awesome?
One outside.
Last one outside.
Maybe I don't know.
Yeah.
Mine?
Yeah.
It showed up as a red dot on the map.
Oh, did he?
I didn't see it.
I was never glance at mini-map, and I can't take focus off the screen.
Cheese.
Favorite T-Pain song from the Tiny Desk concert?
Probably say drinking partner.
I think I need her to take a drink with me.
Yeah, that was kind of a peak, man, but that was, uh, yeah, yeah.
One guy's outside.
He got one nil side.
I don't know what's going on.
They're being patient.
They literally resigned.
Alright.
I think they've given up on life because we're too good.
The A's really demoralized them.
Maybe dude.
I mean I would have been demoralized.
For sure.
By a Zeus.
the
on just got it in there mess is
just like which is with fat ass is
oh oh shit
down down down down down
oh they're on top of a miniature
they're everywhere outside outside let's outside they could have gone secret
I'm not sure I don't think they're the type of be no last ones outside did you
see him there's two and I did not oh there's two you're right but I would be
happy to kill them on their retake anyway.
Green got one. Green got killed squeaky.
That's the one through squeaky.
He's in A.
Blank them, hit him for 98.
You gotta be kidding me.
I hate the ladders.
He's a bad man.
only the guy had been peak he actually would have had a much better chance there
honestly let's go I need to play against better people
they're going
damn sergeant major rank 20
for 7k yellow went fucking crazy
mmm that's true
that's true I see what you're saying a little suss
little smurfler
Cory I'm gonna catch you I'm gonna catch you
Now if we're playing together, I'm gonna get you
Kind of crazy period flax 10 wins 14,000 elo
Chibli
143 wins
9892 elo, I think he was on like promotion match like three times yesterday. Holy shit. I
I mean, Jasky used to be 17K.
Now he's down to 10K.
It's so insane that nobody on my friend's list has more than a 46% win rate.
I mean, I have an 81% win rate.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, 36% win rate.
I'm looking at the wrong one.
you're really feeling yourself after that new game I want one I have one that's
51% they're top 2% oh damn 25k rating that's insane that's crazy
is the vixie kind of crazy with it
that's squeak shit
this is that pink venom
jesson has played like 400 matches during the last four months
jesson's been insane with this game
five six bro he's got a perfect sequence in his win percentage
minute by minute by minute you know you know that one I might need more than
that Corey who would you be of the four lads who work as smart tech shit I don't
I don't know, one of us has got to be Romany Malco.
I don't know if we know anybody.
Smart, smart tech?
Yeah, like from 40 year old Virgin.
Oh, I was trying to figure out what the reference was.
I mean, nobody wants to be Andy.
Yeah, that's true.
Nobody wants to be, everybody wants to be Paul Rudd, probably.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but he is down bad in that movie.
He cheats on his wife.
That's Romani Malco.
Romani Malco is cheating on his wife.
But then it leads to that classic scene where Steve Carell says she was a hoe.
Oh, show.
Oh, they don't want to play Dust.
What is he doing? I forgot.
Oh, he does say bitches run wild, which is crazy.
He says, you gotta keep your hole on a leash, which coming out of Steve Carell's mouth is just, is insane.
She was hurting for a squirt and
I think I'm only in this dude. I honestly think it's actually the best Jod apatow movie.
It's possible. I think it's highly underrated. The fact that it's had like a 3.2 on Letterbox or something is fucked up.
I've seen it. I saw it once in theaters and then
the only scene I've seen two scenes I think
more than that. Don't talk about the body waxing.
in getting waxed on Kelly Clarkson I'm just saying that's the only other that
one in the the what was it how do I know you're gay great scene great scene
they couldn't make it anymore it's true well who knows it might be coming back
they should dude remake it because it's been 20 years the 60 year old virgin the
the same guy
he fucked at the end of the first movie it fucking didn't take or whatever
but she's she
said like she's fake dick exactly he was wearing a fake dick
it was a prosthetic dick
ramp at least one
holy fuck
oh my god i got hit for ninety nine
and then got a grenade kill
that's insane
holy shit
one died squeaky
I don't know what happened there
Good round guys good round
Weird one
Fucking weird round. I gotta figure out who said that chat and mute him. I don't know who said it
68 with one grenade kind of crazy
I have comms off, so I don't know
Fuck
No, okay, I think I got to mute everybody this sucks. They asked me you got your Asia
Nope neither the words they said started with that letter
Lobby. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do I mute?
Tab, tab, right click to enable your mouse pointer and then there should be like a speaker icon or something to click on.
Fuck it, bro. Honour show.
There we go, and we're playing dark dude. It's honestly it's kind of the move
The old racism speedrun it took one round
sound. Use your P with this Edward Batem, but like with quotation marks around it. It
could have gone secret I think
I think there's smokes for secret or fucked up
bomb presented itself outside
nice
Yeah, bum to me
Good round guys, good round. Do you think I could survive jumping off this straight now?
I don't know how much health you have. 31. 31. Yeah, I don't know how much it does. It might be tough. It might be a tough one.
Damn
uh silo
not anymore bro love that for you
still one up there on silo some on the roof somewhere
maybe roof and mini i gotta take a look
oh red box yeah you got me scouting me he's gonna take my
out. Oh, what a shot, man. He's jumping like crazy. That's done. He did kind of pop out
like Tony Montana, though, hit him with the 60 degree swivel of the hips.
Oh, look like he was hitting the two hand forehand.
Well, he didn't take the hop.
He stuck with the scout, man.
Yeah, he didn't.
He didn't go get your gun.
Who does he think he is?
Someone other than Annie?
What's this guy talking about?
I thought you muted him.
No, no, you.
Oh, me?
That's what musical Annie gave you, you're done.
It's a damn musical.
Annie's got a gun.
Not another teen movie mentioned.
What did her daddy do?
i think we know
i think by now we know
from whence were they
I don't know. I'm hearing like lobby, maybe the loblers.
Down there. They smoked the ramp.
No, I don't give a sense.
You'd clearing corners in this game feels so good.
It feels like digging out a piece of ear wax.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like the way you go to the corner of your room and dig your angle into the corner of
the other room and then dig out the other side and eventually you're like, you know
what I'm saying?
No, sure.
Yes, and I love ear picking.
Oh, of course, who does it?
They're smoking outside probably trying to get the secret
Yeah, there's lots on roof it piqued me freaky box they know what's up
One got your secret I literally why did I think I shot him and move my crosser?
Why did I think I shot him and move across there? Oh shit? Oh
Oh, where'd he come from?
Lots outside, yeah.
Oh, I can't, I'm not even trying to, um, I'm muted to them.
I forgot we're playing with racists.
Which, honestly, the least they could do is, like, clutch up here.
If you're going to be racist, the least you can fucking do is be cracked at Counter-Strike.
Oh shit, you hear him up there man.
Yeah, kinda sucks.
No money.
Oh, if I saw you in heaven.
Oh.
Oh, if I saw you in her room.
Oh.
Oh, shit, man.
Tremendous imposition.
That's not good.
René, you may have done some permanent damage.
You got this type of shit that we make you say, Steer!
One.
I'm tapping my helmet.
That's your, you're the third base coach.
You're telling me to swing at the next meatball that comes across the plate.
No, I'm challenging.
Oh, you're challenging?
Oh, damn.
I haven't watched any baseball this year because the Jays lost like their first six
games.
Yeah, some of the fitness.
He smoked outside again.
Their smokes kinda sucked, in my opinion.
Okay, literally I should have killed him, but he had a SG-553.
That's not even legal.
That's literally a band.
That's on the band list.
Did he get through this?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay. Fuck these fucking ladders, man.
I'll be your teammate. They're jumping up to heaven.
Oh, he's killed him with a revolver from, like, 800 yards away.
Miniatur. There was one in the miniature.
Let's try, let's try, Corey.
Surprise, one in 12k people is a Raze fan.
Literally at one best actor of the 2004 Oscars.
Jamie Foxx.
Did it deserve it? I can't remember, Corey, who else was nominated that year?
Which year?
04, best actor.
Might have a Gyllenhaal in there for a Brokeback Mountain.
2004?
I feel like it's 05, I feel like I fell by one.
God damn, did you do any of the Dulles yesterday?
I did not.
You know Enter the Gungeon is 10 years old?
That makes sense. That feels about right. Fucking suck.
10 years is kind of like old for a game but young for a person.
Yeah, that's true.
Trying to go vent, I think.
Glance that literally glanced at you. I said he's not gonna push for me. There's two in trophy. There's two in trophy as we speak
There's that now they breach ramp oh
He docked they can't do that
What was I doing man
Oh, you glancing at literally I just I was bored for one millisecond and said I got a peek
How the fuck
Final Fantasy X is starting to show up in top retro games list.
I'm gonna end it all.
It literally came out in like 2003.
That's 23 years ago, bro.
That's valid.
That shit is old.
You should reconsider your priorities.
They shouldn't put it in there because it's not that good, man.
You didn't enjoy the epic battle against Sin?
I'm not going to say I'm
virtually I never really played
it. Only played X2. It did have
it did have one of the best like
mini games in a final fantasy
ever though. Mm hmm. Caravan
called No Blitzball. Yeah.
Yeah, let's ball pearl, baby.
Boy, gun to your head.
Hot as a babe in Final Fantasy X.
That's, I couldn't hear.
I said, the hottest babe in Final Fantasy X.
I think I only know one of them, and it's not the one,
I think I want to say.
I can't remember I remember Riku. Mm-hmm
You too. I don't remember the other one
Pop 10 hottest babes in gaming history. Ah, damn. You go first.
Trapezoidal era Lara Croft. Lara. I didn't even try to buy anything man I got
I had money my shit I'm pinned in trophies
they're pinned with you oh damn what the fuck is he doing man
holy shit
It was doing some Blade Runner shit, but he's doing there
You got right yeah, I got one bro, okay XM 10 14
To an ins stern zone
They don't call her I should lower the power word your turn your turn
Ivy from Soul Calibur to your turn
Jin Lee. Jin Lee. Jin Lee. Jin Lee.
Chum Lee?
Oh, no, none of us are outside, huh?
It's the next guy's problem.
Wow!
Okay, one in garage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
good shooting Corey good shooting we know where the last one is nah sick
I look lower I literally got one kill and damage so blame the rest of the team
I did my part.
Fuck it, you went Chun-Li?
Got a grenade, what a grenade.
That was beautiful.
I think he's in the door though.
Fuck it, I'll say it, Rosalina.
Fuck.
I
King
You drown for a huge round stress stress stress holy cow
You know those racists are going crazy right now they're going he's one of us. He's one of us
I believe one of them has an offensive sticker on their gun, is what they were talking about
before too.
Oh, terrible molly, terrible molly.
Outside looks clean.
I
Have a shit you be saying orange got one on your lobby in Japan just went to pit
Hell is pit man, so now pit hut
They're being aggressive with it
You're still outside you got outside come outsides clean
I'll check for the ramp, okay
Ramp
Oh, yep ramp didn't hear anything
Oh, yeah, oh, I know we had bomb
Peak where's yellow Cory?
He's watching hut
sorry heaven my brain is turned off
much in heaven understood yeah
from hunt?
uh yeah okay okay
ramp
Yeah, last one's there too.
Good shit, guys, good shit.
I don't support you in any way, but good job, guys.
They're kind of carrying us, to be honest.
Dude chat instead of a crosshair actually might be the fucking move
That way I could read chat while looking at my crosshair
Faded one outside
Love that there's one on top of that's one three on top of silo
Lots outside
Oh, I had no bullets. A little bit of fireworks.
Dude, I honestly think that Grenade was okay because you caught him as he was jumping.
He's got your up 7 5 CT side he's so bad
dead. You can live with that.
Damn, that's a hard shot. Oh, they had a dude strafing in front of you as you were shooting at another dude. Yeah, that's tough, man.
I'm dying. Hey, we've already got him. Oh, no. Oh, no. Not the Australian guy. Fuck.
shit the same physical as your bro we're in trouble
here we bloody go oh shit
he heard me he did her
he's got a damn duffel bag I know that shit's bumping into his lumbar when he
jogs
Oh, we fight!
I'm not my age either, man, of all things.
Great shot, holy shit.
You guys are awesome.
Oh, control!
Holy fuck.
Damn, good shooting, man.
He's still up there.
No, no, no.
yeah oh no not to make it six seven man not to make it six seven zero damage
pistol round hurts top 10 scary is jump scares it was pretty scary what are we
Rockin squad scouts scouts knives 28 kills on this beast
and when you inspect the scout I mean are you seeing what I'm seeing
What's he do?
Oh fuck, he's better at scouting than me.
Holy shit, someone on our team has AK, bro.
Yeah.
AK and armor? He's hacking?
Shocking boy did not clear that at all
You got shot gun and armor, but he if he dies he's not gonna have shit next round
What do you think y'all
I literally almost shot you in the back, which would have killed you for sure.
Why would you do that to me?
I just lacked impulse control for, like, an iota of time.
What are they doing, man?
Deploying smoke shield.
As a decoy, for sure.
I hear you in my head, Sam, plate picks.
Squeaklet?
I was opening it.
I hate not having seen a single fucking player.
Oh he's on top of Hut.
One's on top of Hut.
I needed our boy.
Ready for this?
Ceiling's leaking.
Hot boy dead.
The ceiling is leaking.
Hot boy dead.
Dropping down vent.
Huge play.
the
the
the
the
the
It's kind of hard to take sight with a shotgun on this one, huh?
Yeah.
The shotgun's crazy, though.
The XM?
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
It gets nonstop stand-up comedy or something.
they're blowing open squeaky he's dead punished one on a site
literally he's dead literally he's dead he was lurking hell and I have destroyed
him but I he's alive he has one breath left in his lungs
You could not have less life, Corey. I believe in you 100%.
Look at the wall.
He is holding his guts in right now.
I know he's breathing like...
shallow ass fucking breath.
Winston on every inhale weird like white shit coming out of his mouth you know
what I'm talking about you ever see the revenant
Wow purple got two double
Did you mute me Corey? Did you mute me?
No, no, no, no, I'm just locked in sorry
They're diffusing. Is that not fine?
I did 96 and 4 and everyone made fun of me for saying he was one tapped.
Oh
I was just gonna accept it turn around accept it
I'm keeping this fucking SMG man
That's a good one.
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Cory, have you ever listened to Cosmic Surfing by Harumi Asano?
I don't think so.
You might like it. It's a bit of a problem.
Yeah, why not?
What kind of music is it?
Freaky ass.
Japanese video game music, basically.
One more ramp.
I think we got the unlock here. Let's do it. We've lost outside, which is kind of insane
as a ST, but rest of the top 10 hottest video game babes list is a picture on subscribers
is only. Sorry to inform you. Oh, fuck. He's single. Good kill, guys. Good kill. I can't
abandon this gun. What was the play there? I was literally just going to open the door
and hold down the left mouse button.
It's a good play, usually.
Watch this.
What the heck was that?
for a litter of the same ball at row out
for a litter of the same ball at row out
well you didn't expect me to be there that's for sure
See a shoe?
Aw.
Oh!
Why was he lurking there? Nobody plays there. You should be in heaven trying to get sniper kills.
We literally own up the road.
Oh fuck.
Devastating.
Nice try.
I'm not gonna say nice try though because they're racist right?
Yeah yeah yeah.
By the substance next round.
Cory do you ever think that you get Miranda, July and Kristen, Shaw
by being in the placebo group in the substance medical trial?
What?
Or you ever think that you get
Miranda, July and Kristen Shaw by being in the placebo group of the substance trial?
What do you mean get it? Get? Like how did that's how they arrive on earth?
That's how you end up with two of the same
individual?
Miranda July and Kristen Shaw Kristen Shaw. You think they're the same person?
I got a certain similar visage right down right down to the haircut, bro.
Interesting.
Don't they look alike? Don't hit me with the interesting dot dot dot.
I don't think they look alike. Come on, man. Librarian pull that off, man.
They do look similar.
They do look alike.
I just checked.
I guess they look alike.
He's right.
I gotta look at Miranda July again.
Good fucking shooting, holy cow.
Thank you for saying I have 98% success rate on Barstool face morphs and people are literally
like questioning my face blindness.
It's so crazy.
I see the hair comparison.
That's really it.
They got big eyes.
They're a little corked up.
They got Amy cork.
She doesn't really, Marangela doesn't really have big eyes.
She's got really high cheekbones.
Yeah.
Do you think she's ever met January Jones?
She probably pleaded the fifth on that one.
I was trying to think of another person, a month in their name.
Oh, I see.
I think it's what happened, like if Miranda July took the substance, thinking that it was the substance,
But she was actually in the placebo group Kristen Shaw would have popped out box Xbox red box
Oh, come on really
just go purple just go you have bomb bro just go I had
bomb oh shit people didn't need to just run I don't know why he was like I'm
gonna get a pick when you get in the pit you go down yeah yeah that might have
been you though if it's you I apologize for that no no I didn't try to get a
pick I just tried to run and got shot in my leg and then slowed down and then
I literally I know what they're gonna do
They're gonna do the same thing they're gonna try to rush through hut and ramp. So we camp lobby
Anyone else got no kills on the two side
Orange, watch here.
Purple's taking bomb outside.
They opened Squeaky, uh, it's us opening Squeaky.
Pulling away.
Gonna make some noise outside.
He's in that vent by Squeaky.
Opposite side.
It's all fire, far side.
Far side vent.
Okay.
Incredible grenade, man.
I think it's the right one.
Aim at the cock.
Is it planted upper?
No, no, no.
Planted lower.
Yep.
I'm on route.
He's in vent.
I'm in vent.
He's in vent too.
He's in vent. You're right.
He's coming out control side. Double doors.
Nice try. Nice try.
I should have had him. I had an XM in vent.
Damn.
76 and 4. If he would have kept going out, I would have had him.
I guess I didn't hit him at all, now that I think about it.
None of the...
Yeah, you're not Shadowban, but you have been restricted as a suspicious user.
What happened? Is it like you probably got banned from so many chats that now they just assume when you talk you're gonna be banned? Like...
Could this be the case?
I pushed hard to be.
I've been killed by a headshot in vets.
Only you can see my messages.
Is that true Yeti?
Are you fucking with me?
Mods, only mods in Yeti, only mods in streamers.
That's so crazy.
Good plays, Corey, good plays.
You're telling me that the chat can't see what Yeti's saying.
He did, he did get promoted with a streamer.
their messages get highlighted with like a three pixel border oh yeah that's so
it's like a soft VIP that's funny oh yeah I see him too Keck W
Damn, that's awesome.
Flash bang!
I'm locking them for the match point.
hold you
beautiful fire
oh!
I think too long. No. I was going to say I might take a break because we got to go feed
the cats before we do this. What's it called? Five. Flock. Flock around. Flock around. I
because for a lot of walk walk around
and it's
it kind of sucks having to meet
teammates
but i don't know we started the fourteen minutes earlier we would be i'm sorry i'm
sorry i woke up i woke up in your life also yes i was about
you what i if i may you could have just said do one without me
is like the the the social play here was really sorry it was i mean honestly it
was like a yeah yeah yeah it was a social play i got an i'd play message in nine
know too. I've replied and said, this is me checking one angle.
Are you around or you need a minute? 17 minutes till the next
reply. Yeah. And then after 17 minutes, the reply was I need a
minute. And then a second later, you said actually I need five
minutes. Yeah.
That's a social flash.
So flash.
I
Know hey, dude, I'll see you 33 minutes. We don't lose we don't lose we didn't lose we don't lose crazy
Okay, bro you competitive and if we get if it takes too long we just fucking quit
add cash nope I don't want to learn a new map and then you say it's an old map and
then I say it's new to me there you go let's we speed ran the rest of the
conversation case me no gambling is bad unless it's in the video game
This is a video game. This is a casino, sir. You don't understand, there are no maps in
Counter Strike. There are literally just angles. I don't need to know a new map. I don't
need to learn a smoke lineup. I just need to just put one more angle on the
mirage. Take an angle off of inferno and pop it on the dust too.
Your one-pick swing away from the diamonds. Literally that's the ideal
place to stop gambling. Don't make me say it again. You already know what I'm
gonna say. I'm gonna say I'm the type of beast that turns back after I find the
diamonds until I find that Rolex in the sand I'll be happy until that solid gold
is in my hands you will be stopping call your office on the phone you know
What the fuck I'm talking about?
Kinda, it's track one on the real estate self-titled, bro.
Unfortunately, fucking killed her guitar tone on that album.
Fuck!
Sunny day real estate?
Now, track one on that is seven.
Six, seven.
You think we got Bob Balaban and Ian Holm from the Substance placebo trial?
You're real for that shit. You're real for saying that shit.
I don't think they look as alike as Kristen Shalom or Anda July, but I'm not
gonna say that one's not a bucket of the other motherfucker, okay?
It's competitive where you go to play when you have a Chromebook, like why is
is taking so long. Dude, AK competitive warm-up. Okay, motherfucker.
Yeah, I've got horrible news. My Gresta said this reply cannot, this message cannot be
replied to when they tried to reply to your message. I think you've literally been like
Jhibli where were you when Yeti got banned from so many chats they got
literally shadow banned from Twitch and only mods and streamers can see their
messages. I can see Yeti typing right now.
They them Yeti? Bro they're only 19 there's still time.
Who's next?
Ghibli, I'm a fucking demon now, by the way.
I'm a fucking mess.
Come on, motherfucker.
Gonna be bi-op.
Damn.
Damn 311 66 3 3 3 that's kind of an angel numbers y'all make a wish. Oh
Your body blocked me now I'm fucked
Have you ever made out in dark hall ways just place the kiss that made the grave hey
Whoa
down, down. That was a really good shot. I can't even be mad about that. I'm a little,
I'm a little mad. We were a little late on the rotates there, but that's life.
Bro, we won round one. What are you doing with the fuck ass piss foot?
Full fucking save round two after a win? Like are you trolling?
They know less about the economy than fucking Ben Bernanke, bro.
Plus two?
I don't know.
I don't know if he fucked up the recovery or if he made it better.
I honestly have no idea.
There it is Warren Buffett getting his McDonald's, fucking negative flex or reverse flexing motherfucker.
I bet, give me the patience of the McDonald's drive-thru worker that has to deal with Warren Buffett
not getting the sausage muffin combo on days where the market is red
Yes, yes, yes sir, Mr. Buffett, yes sir
Yeah, I know, no drink, no hash brown today, the market's red
I'm scouted down mid you know he's going through that drive-thru he's making
jokes like hey I lost 136 billion dollars today
watch this chibli
Sometimes you just gotta keep the neurons firing.
Do do do do do do do do.
Why was I singing the bassline of fucking Ah Melody by Serge Gainsberg, man?
It's a fucking fire bassline, don't get me wrong, but...
Kind of a random poll.
you legitimately went beast mode I'm feeling pretty swag I'm not gonna lie
now we got a teacher about strafing honestly if you thought I was good at
Counter-Strike wait till you see me in a racing game man for a fuck it we beast
down apartments. I don't think it's okay. Literally probably just bought us a minute
and a half just by doing that would you drop bro the eagle
I'll peak
sometimes you just gotta swag up
what if though honestly playing like a fucking like cracked out uncle might be a
little bit of an aura buff am I a is canceled bro hit me on my belly
prepaid wireless my neighbor did the war and buff it to me I was chilling on my balcony
he came out told me he had 600k in crypto in escrow in escrow like for what what it
why is it I don't understand why is it an escrow like is he getting divorced or
something? What does that mean? It means that a fucking law firm is holding the
money until it transfers to another party, whether it's it's them or another
person, I don't know. Maybe he was trying to buy a foot-long sweet-hunting
chicken teriyaki. Plus two.
You're right, I looks kinda off. Yeah, I have a stigmatism.
It might have been burning too many calories, top-fragging.
I literally thought my teammate stabbed me in the back.
Well take the AWP, bro. Someone already did.
Bring the shit out of him, man.
She believes you hear my guy with no money ordering subway joke?
I think you did and you said it sucked, never mind.
I think you said some shit like yep with two peas. Yep. That's facts. I was trying to hype it up.
Can I get a zero inch nothing on no bread?
stop it's it's ag it's literally a good joke
never go to a subway that does the sauces before the toppings
hogged that's my gun skinless I can tell
Should have taken the op bro.
We gotta get this homie a knife?
Bro we gotta get universal pharma care.
We gotta get you guys dental.
Life is the least of our worries right now, man.
We gotta get you guys set up with the company employee benefits package so if you have a
horrible accident you're covered by long term illness, man.
We gotta get you guys a cozy game where you play as a witch trying this, solve a mystery
in the Alps or whatever, right?
With the fat ass?
I really like, out of all the ad-libs from the CS2 stream with Corey, I really like Generals
gathered in their masses, just like witches with fat asses.
It conjures a certain imagery.
I'm going banana.
That's a good one.
Spaded.
Sometimes you've just got to, sometimes touch the swag.
Swag up, swag up, let's do this.
I'll tell you Nova rushed out bananas the way to play bro. It forces confidence. It forces you to be confident
Like all the duty, but hey, maybe that's a secret. Maybe I need controller all I buy is is Nova and off. That's it
Why is the damage of anyone else on my team man?
Steen controller? No man, you won't catch me flying first class or paying 140 bucks for
a controller. That's crazy. Fuck, I could have hurt myself.
Oh wow.
Steps.
Imagine
They're so close bro, don't shoot me. I'm gonna peak
It's a common spot so I was basically camping Starbucks
pretty much
should play with more confidence true should play with more confidence
that was pretty swag
it went wrong but it was pretty swag
should be you ever drink a cappuccino I think we should bring it back
bring back the first cool guy coffee before we got all these cortados
americanos macchiato's shakerado's etc etc let's bring back the cappuccino man
let's pretend is 1998 and go freak motherfuckers out by ordering cappuccinos
Let's do it this weekend. Yeah, I'm in
Smoke a cigarette. No, no, no, no you forgot I'm a millennial
You like this shit
I'm kind of lactose intolerant though, so I'm thinking maybe like, um, cappuccino, no
milk, hold the milk, it does look 3D printed, banana rush, I'm gonna die, I can see myself
already being dead. That was my teammate's grenade, but I don't even care. Do you?
I'm literally already in this one.
Motherfucker.
Damn.
Take the shot.
You know he's there.
Take the shot, bro.
I've been drinking a fuck ton of coffee lately.
That's- Oh, no!
No, no, no!
Get that shit off, Lefty Flip, bro!
I mean, if I could be honest with you, one of the most insane things I've said that I actually live by, cream in the coffee is so good, I literally only do it when I'm on vacation.
If I let myself do it at all times like it would be too much
Too much what too much cream too much fucking saturated fat too many calories
Saver for vacation bro
Up down mid up down mid
this is cinema why why you you know I'm going that way right like
Throw a flashbang, throw a grenade.
What the fuck?
Can I, can I, can I, can we vote, kick our teammate that through that molly and fucked up our whole momentum?
I need help.
We had so much momentum, bro.
Givley, look at this person in my chat and say, why are you rushing with an op?
What happened?
We used to, young people used to have the reputation of being the demographic in society
that had fun at all costs.
And now they're doing some shit like the YouTube video said you can't do that.
The YouTube video said that that's a bad EV play.
What happened to our, what happened to our nation's youth, man?
It's sad.
It might be sports betting.
Maybe monetizing gaming is where it all went wrong. Where's that? Where's the ad button?
Hmm, it's objectively a bad and dumb play. Oh, you dude, you have the Arc Raiders badge. That's a bad and dumb game.
I said what I fucking said.
Oh shit, they love it.
If you say that shouldn't December people would have said sending death threats
But in May, oh the truth comes out
Did you do the shining that was I was doing the shining thing for a second time
What is this what's the little kid's name from the shining?
damn he's not here that's right oh wait this is important I saw that he always said the
bronies were just going through a phase but that's not true they all got raptured about
a decade ago and we got left behinds by the way you're gonna actually give me in a lot
of trouble I didn't say that all the bronies were going through a phase I said all the
ones who were going through a phase got over it that the only ones that are left are the
true believers. There's a there's a few thousand fucking genuine bronies. A lot of
people just did it for the clout.
Faded.
Camping Canal. I'm Rideau. We're in good trade, good trade.
Yeah, I'd say I got mine, bro.
Ten minutes before he was right, we did not have enough time, man.
Are you crazy?
Are you high?
Or just an ordinary guy?
Have you done all you can do?
ordinary guy
Have you done all you can do
swag
That was huge man
Damn, we're zooming towards 6-7.
I had Decoype peek after it shoots.
No, I'll just race him. Look at that.
Fourth. I got mine. Literally got mine.
That's a ambitious peek, man.
As a aura play.
Two ops, two rounds in a row is something.
What is the YouTube video to say about that?
Is this a suboptimal strategy?
Most optimal strategy?
Have fun until you enjoy the game.
The end.
Wait, wait, he left himself enough space to eggsfill.
That was tactical, bro.
I
Fucking beat
I don't know, sometimes I'm just feeling shattered to be honest with you.
There's one banana.
Damn.
Let's do this chums.
They don't know that I'm going to leave.
You think Siri's going to win Survivor 50? Let me check the Koushiyads real quick.
Literally, XM vs Nova difference. XM vs Nova difference.
great shoot, oh fuck
dude we should play this like hotline miami
I bet at my elo, like there's something that gets me man
I don't think there's any place at my elo for talking about like
here's the strat, I think the only strat you need
run as fast as you fucking can and just overload one motherfucker
just pick one one poor unfortunate motherfucker and just rush him every single
round
I got shot, I got shot by my teammate.
I
Do something do something bro
We won
Why peak
Brother are you watching how we're playing the fucking game right now?
Does this gun look look like it has any fucking skins on it, bro?
We're running down mid with the shotgun bro
MOVE DUSTER!
I literally saw, I saw like shit come out of his ears, the grenade was so close to him.
That's probably 80 in one.
Let me see these assist pilots.
Mother fucker man.
Frozen spawn.
Throwing left-handed HE grenades.
Hee-hee!
Can somebody shoot that guy once so I can see my assist count rise?
Favorite Swedish Hockey player?
It's got to be Anton Rodin.
He's literally going to save the Canucks.
He was the best player in the SHL last year.
and he chose to come to Vancouver because of our Swedish infrastructure.
38 and 2. Motherfucker.
I got plays
We did listen to hella MJ everyone did man was the season
Literally got mine literally got mine
I
Men you know mag 7 bro. We're on T side. You're not a knower
That would have been disastrous
Sorry, I'm vibe-watching.
Literally you have nothing to apologize for.
Mag7 is crazy, though.
It literally looks like you load a JJ Bean cold brew quart into the bottom of it for
the ammo.
I've been there, man.
I've been there.
Well, it's a good, honestly, good try.
Good try.
I'm literally quitting because they're playing too fucking slow for me to finish on time.
I can't get under two guys to win.
Lag?
Let's go my brother.
His brain will imprint where he last saw him.
Okay that, honestly, is a ghost.
Errr, it just makes me so mad when I-
Ugh.
Alright.
Then...
load up, flock around with fucking Vulcan, bro. I think that amount of blood, you're
right, that amount of blood cannot leave a guy that fast and he still lives. You're
a hundred percent true. Guy on a date with no money. Yeah, we'll start with the water
and can we get the check wait that's so much better than than subway you actually
fucking cleared the subway joke so easily that's so good yeah we'll start with the
water and then can we get the check
that sounds like it's from like an albert brooks movie
well i loaded the ship with vulcan and it didn't load so i guess we'll load the
this shit with direct 3D. No, it'll probably work. I just got to go P first. Be right back.
The button you know I was I'm always the first one to push the button so I was waiting for
someone to push the button okay I'm glad I did that you know my chat was talking about
this game saying that Ryan's gonna talk too much and gonna scare all the birds away
Wait is that part of it?
I don't know if that how it works or not but you know it's possible
It was an in-game voice I think it does have in-game voice
Okay I'll create
What up chib?
Do y'all ever played Red Dead Redemption 2?
A little bit.
OOO did you want Jon whilst in Arthur Morgan to kiss each other?
No, I fell asleep playing it several times and I stopped playing it.
WHAT?
Okay, here's the Lobby Code.
Oh, this is the long Lobby Code.
Also, can we get easy claps or chibli?
because you woke up at like 4am to join us
I woke up at like 4am to join us
I'll take a 4am, that sounds not like the sound of that
I even had a freaking late night and I was going crazy
Jim got a good word
Hello everyone, can you hear me?
This is a great sign
What the heck, why am I on top of
30 FPS, I love this
Wait, does everybody like my shirt?
How do you have the shirt I was practicing in my own lobby and I made enough money to buy a shirt
What do you mean practicing you saw the shirt
Dude you're high on it bro what do you do with the hat
Wait can I sit on it
Oh yeah oh
Oh yeah
Bouncing on it in a way that has Corey on top of it
I'm sorry I was on mute in this quote and they were all different
You're in the potty
I'm literally stuck right now can someone get Corey off
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't know I didn't okay. I didn't know my bed right Ryan is your microphone working
Yeah, we can't hear you we could I hear you?
Hello
Am I working? Yeah, you're working fine. You're working fine. Yeah, does it look like I have nipples?
Not to be kind of does look like you have nipples. Yeah
I've been muted for
the exact uh right you for I had an image of mine and I oh yeah you did you did the the eye dropper
tool on your nipple yeah exactly uh chiply I'm gonna I'm gonna increase your volume so that your
volume is at 69 oh wait that's turning it down no oh wait no everyone is at 0.5 oh shit oh you can
adjust your eyes independently
what?
yeah
can we change our color to be yellow so that we can be minions together?
sure
oh my god you so already did it
where do you do that?
how'd you get a whistle?
I want a freaking whistle dude
I can be like Arthur Morgan when he closes his horse
you're obsessed with red dead now huh
I don't know. I'm just looking at the keys. Control. They're not a nice one.
How'd you change your skin? Press G and then click the customize appearance button.
I don't know how to use myself in this game, so I'm just don't know walling by whispering.
I don't think it's working. You have to say everything to us, you song. I'm sorry, buddy.
I know I was trying to flex on everyone by buying a hat, but I couldn't afford it.
Wait, what happened man?
You look so sad.
I'm scared.
No, I'm just so happy that I'm looking at birds.
You look so sad.
I've been looking at birds all day.
Oh
No, that's dude, that's how your eyes get up you've been off an all day
All right, shall we
What do we do?
How did you guys do whistle?
How did you do whistle?
Yeah, I don't know how to do whistle either.
Maybe we got to earn a whistle.
Maybe we got to earn a whistle.
Yes!
But he's my good eye.
What are we trying to do?
It's Pokemon Snapped with Birds.
Follow the teacher!
Follow the teacher!
The teacher, the dog goes quack quack, cow goes moo.
Okay, and then I don't know if the birds
like actually gets the air in the car.
Lee, Lee, shut up, get your bird!
Shut up!
Oh, I'm snapping.
Oh my God, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
Oh my God.
I just snapped a great photo.
And then you run it back and you get some money for it,
right?
Yeah, it's Pokemon Snapper rolls, baby.
Able shiny bird, shiny bird.
I found the mushroom cave.
Oh, shit.
Hey, what?
Hey, Cory's on the way.
I found the mushroom cave.
Well, it's your year.
Oh, it's way up there.
OK, never mind.
Oh, can you develop your photos here?
Yeah, man.
Dude, I'm talking rich, man.
The best part of video games is when you get a grade.
Damn.
And then immediately fucking blow that on something for sure,
man.
What's the whole point of birdwatching if you're just so low the whole time?
I'm gonna be the best of this.
I'm gonna be the best of this.
Oh my god, why are you-
Whoa!
I'm kicking him out, I'm kicking him out, dude.
What's the problem?
You scared the swan away!
Bro, I'm literally looking at the fucking swan right now.
Do they actually respond?
I think if you ever whistle
The zoom number goes to 2x on this or 4x on this shitty default camera
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
I'm fucking rich well
and then $800. Oh my god. Can you get better? Can't oh you can get better cameras. Oh, I
gotta go get some better. I'm not gonna flex on him yet though. I love it. We bought this
to play together, but fuck that, bro.
Dude, we can get $8,000 for amazing DSLR, and then we can get $50,000 golden...
Econ, Econ.
Now, now we're talking.
I love that.
Oh yeah.
We can't get in.
You guys are so quiet, I can't turn you up.
Are you sure?
Shit, I got a fucking good one.
Right down there.
Bro, I'm being flashed.
No, I'm enabling the shot, I'm enabling the shot.
I got mine.
I got mine.
They're not going to be happy that I played so much CS before this.
I'm in the wrong fucking headspace, bro.
Look at that fucking jump shot, though.
17, they're fucking trolling, bro.
And then customize appearance.
Hit him with something fucking crazy
Yo sick drip dude, yo
This shit cost me a rack bro. It's Valenciaga
I spent my first rack on clothes. I'm gonna buy some seeds for my second race seeds
Yeah, defeat the birds
Yeah, I like that. Oh Mary fucking poppin style
Did you get that one? I did
Oh
Oh, man, yeah, we're gonna get you.
Oh, wait.
He literally is the bottom.
Above you, there's a bird up here.
There's a blue jay above us.
I already got him.
I already got him, man.
Oh, my gosh, I got it.
Oh, I got a gold star?
Mother fucker, man.
I got another gold star.
Who's going around scaring all the damn birds?
You're doing that.
You're scaring all the birds.
How so?
How so?
You've been talking the whole time,
Which I know is our job, but you know, we have to get the shot occasionally, too
Do they really get angry?
No, that's my seed that's my you song put your seed in my mouth
I think we fucking creep up here, man.
Can you guys keep it the fuck down?
Jesus.
Oh, well, I died the fall damage.
Alright, I've had my Impulsive Fall, now it's time to
Time to lock in with the squad
Shit
That's a great shot man
Well, you're trying to get through Bowser's door
Patience bro
I got a treatment.
You get better camera.
Where can you buy a better camera?
You need to get the...
Open it up.
And then customize appearances.
And then on the top right, there's a camera tab.
And you can spend money to buy cameras.
You can buy...
Are there leaderboards?
Look at me. Look at me Hector. Look at me. Guys fucking chill.
Greatest shot of all time.
Small as birds in the sky.
Small as birds in the sky.
One star?
Guidebook star bonus $200.
Fuck yes.
Fuck yes, bro.
Holy shit, she got three stars, what the fuck.
Favorite bird?
She'll build platypus.
Wait, I do have 30 stars.
I
Did you guys get to a new biome yet
710 fucking stars, bro
Austria is pretty fucking cool. You're not
Yeah, yeah, just just jump around everywhere scare the birds man
This is gonna be fucking huge
They're making so much noise, man.
Damn, this is kind of awesome.
Oh shit, what the fuck's going on in there? Is that Grogu?
I'm clomping, they hit me.
Oh
What is the oh
The holy fucking grail. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, definitely
Oh
Oh, whoa
He tried to melee me watch this
He shit on you no shot bro, no shot. That's just my eye
with 39 stars. What did I walk in on?
Don't do it.
Fertivast bird, bro.
That's a fucking good one.
That is a fucking good one right there.
Two birds in the same fucking photo.
You poop you poop you poop
Two birds in the same fucking photo
Okay, and then we have to get the rarest bird before anybody else
what do we want are you here in the shit
Oh shit, we can go up the stairs now.
Oh yeah, that's right.
You guys fucking chill, there's like a million here.
Oh shiny bird.
It's just a-
Oh fuck.
No, no, no.
Oh!
Feel the way.
Up in the tree.
I know, how's it going, you know?
Ryan, I heard you got two birds in one photo, what are you a stone?
Okay, that's pretty good. Yeah? How do you feel about this, how do you feel about this
shit right here? Yo, yo, speak on that, King.
How do you get that? It cost me three grand.
I like that you're wearing a high vis vest for your so no one shoots you
Is a little crazy workers get paid so much bro, I didn't even care camera upgrade costed one rack
I spent that like it was nothing. I don't know. Is it an upgrade or is it just a different color?
It's a it's a zoom further. Oh shit. Yeah back at this one
You can you can do it in your inventory too cheaply. I swear it's
Really you do the upgrade. Yeah, I customize appearance and then just buy a better camera
No, no, no, it's different it's different. That's like that's actually a cosmetic. This is awesome hardware
Yeah, awesome now my camera's red
And now I'm behind on economy, which means I'm never gonna fucking I'm never gonna catch up at this point
Wait
That's a fucking beautiful picture
I
It's not beautiful enough
Good call good call
Look at me look at me
I got a money, dude fucking don't block the shot
The binoculars would be way better if they were a camera. There's like
Here hummingbird again down a woodpecker
I
I'm gonna be real with you Kate. I use so many seats down there. I don't know if you
You guys want you guys want a Cali Opie hummingbird
Is it she in a whole life?
You got the right audience for that joke
Dude, I saw Giga getting face-to-face with a bird and the bird didn't even like move. I was crouching, too.
You know what happened? I got face-to-face with that bird, took a picture, and they said,
mmm, kinda small.
I actually admit it. You have to quick-scope, Brian.
Yeah, I've been trying. Like, I've been using it as an op. I need to use it as a scout.
Oh, no, yeah, because you can get action shots.
I feel like hugging.
Oh, no.
I'm gonna chop right here.
His phone's getting very close to the bird. I'm not gonna say who.
I'm going in. I'm going in. I don't care. Don't stop until you're numb
And then run it back
Some good pictures in there
No
I think we need to do a double jump to get there.
Watch this, watch this, watch this.
Secret shop.
Way what if this is just a peak spot
Anyone
Hey, Ghibli
I
Go upgrade again. Oh, that's Corey. That's not shively. That's Corey. What's up here pop? Oh, that's shively it is shively
Well, how'd you get in there? It's kind of sick
You got any whistles that's lit
Look at this guy
now we got different eyes bro I don't know what what yeah I forgot the other
one watch this get off my head I need a journey here okay wait I think I get
bonus points if you're in the photo wait I'll get close I'll get close I'll creep
Yeah, yeah, let it shit on you
Hey, this is the risky jump here you might run you might fly away I feel like a boy, yeah
I got some good shots
I got a hat. Yo, check out my hat. Check out my hat, everyone. Damn. I've never fought
for anything in my life. A common, a shiny, uncommon bird has spawned. Yes. But where?
There's a Matt Johnson that
That's the fucking lad right there.
That's the fucking lad.
I'm gonna have him eaten out of the palm of my fucking hand.
No shot.
It could be huge.
No, I got multiple.
I got multiple.
Northern Yellow Warbore.
Oh.
Oh, okay, okay.
People have gone from that other island to Batman.
I said, I'm not over.
You catching any shinies on the default island?
No, no, no, no.
I think all of them are there.
But there's one on the other island up here.
Smart, smart.
What is that?
I'm upgrading my camera.
I'm going to 8X zoom.
Hey.
I'm going to 8X zoom.
You're going to 8X zoom.
I'm going to 8X zoom.
I'm going to 8X zoom.
I'm going to 8X zoom.
I'm going to 8X zoom.
I'm going to 8X zoom.
I'm upgrading my camera. I'm going to 8x
You take a picture
No, we're gonna do it. We have a new business idea. We're gonna charge this pole for the hood watching me.
I feel like you have to pay a toll to get across the bridge.
Didn't really work out there. We kind of had the moves on us.
Wait, that's kind of sick.
Wait, Ryan, I have a question.
Yeah?
Who is Bob Balaban? Who is Bob Balaban?
He's a he's an actor. He's an actor with male pattern baldness that often plays meek bureaucrats
Like what's the Norwood scale
Five five really that's not great
He ain't coming back. Let's put it that way
Dude, I think I am coming back because I've been drinking protein. I think I was just deficient in
Protein, I don't well. I mean it's probably happened
So that is like one of the stages of of cope though for sure
Like the deluge if I'm like delusional in a good way I'm like I don't mind I think yeah delude this problem
Okay, well if I stop stopping so much fucking noise watch this most beautiful picture of all times coming right here I
Through down some fucking seeds right there. Oh nice, and then we just fucking wait
I've never seen the bird dude. You look so funny you crown
Are there birds birds any birds got seeds right here seeds on me
Cheese
That's a Canadian who
Oh my god, there's a whole flock or a formation. What do you call it?
We got Canadian geese over here, bro, I don't know. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh right there
It's beautiful. I got flying shot. I got a flying shot. It's pink. Oh right behind us
give me something good man give me enough to upgrade zoom again
I need something like crack
oh my fucking god
goody bucks you're having a laugh man
are you blind?
yeah I need like 20x zoom on this crack
dude we're literally just farming just take shots of the birds that are flying through the air
100 bucks each get up to 12 X zoom in 10 minutes they're gonna be like how did
you get so much money like how was your camera so good I don't know if I'm
thinking picture of a stick or an eagle oh my god I'm literally right Ryan this
This is insane. Ryan, I've just been like 2 grand in like 10, 20 seconds.
And now I'm gonna go back and get better zoom. I'll be right back.
Yeah, huge.
Motherfucker!
I have 6400, I need a little bit more.
What?
What?
He's beating our strap by actually playing the game?
I haven't bought any clothes.
What's the cost for the second zoom upgrade?
Is it 58?
58,000.
I think so.
3000.
Okay, 3000?
I'm like that, 3600.
Oh
Almost just fucking fell. Oh
Wait, look look where look where I'm looking flock. Okay. I gotta turn these in and
I just I just wasted all of my hang on I
Got them in my sights. I'll paint
Thanks for my photos with 10 bucks, bro
We're polluting the market
is this the hot spot? Yes. I'm buying again. There's a flock. No. Where? Oh my god, they were with a dollar each.
Yeah, I don't know about this midder anymore. I think maybe like if you get close ones maybe.
I'm going over here. Wait, there's a hidden case. Are you okay? We've just been turning in. Oh, they're hitting strong.
Wait now we're fucking poppin bro.
My film capacity is an out of all time.
Oh fuck yeah.
Now we can farm some good photos.
Oh shit.
Oh yeah.
Dude that bird and I, we just became best friends.
You should be able to put seeds in your hand and then like out the birdie and that of it.
What is this beast?
Look at that one in the tree behind us, but be careful
It's on the other side of this branch right here
You see this thing
Sorry the devs were trying to talk to me in my via the game and I got scared. Oh, yeah, it happens. It happens. It happens
Okay, I'll see you down there
Because I have Pink Island all to myself, man.
Ryan, how's it going?
It's actually kind of bad up here.
I just made- there's a woodpecker on my phone.
You want to spend all of our stars on locking a new biome that other people don't know exists yet?
You get the statues at $1,000.
Are you- are you fucking- are you kidding me?
I swear on my life I just got $1,000 for the statue.
you for the statue is it like a yeah what's the stash it's first time you
secret oh look blackbird blackbird
and backshots yeah this one's a shy one
if fucking talk to me
got him
you said a thousand dollars?
yeah I got a thousand dollars for the statue
what the hell? I gotta pour four again?
yeah yeah yeah
here here I want to follow too
alright so are you sure?
ohhhh
ok check this check this
secret area unlocked
I fucking fell.
This is the spell, shit.
He's so distinguished.
You gotta get like, how do you know the level of the three stars?
There's one shot
Don't don't leave I'm joining
Here's a hummingbird again
I choose you
Oh
Thank you, well, how do you get there?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit.
OK.
It can't burn with Oprah.
Yeah, easy.
So, so!
Who's the one with four stars?
Yes, it is!
I can afford a better camera.
Check the statue.
The statue of legend and his hummingbird.
There's geese in the air right now.
How many people can stack?
We stack like 10 people.
OK.
You can stack on me.
Yo, yo, it's nice.
Do you think we can get the angles? Okay, what if you walk?
Wait, do you think we can get into an R rated movie if we put a trench coat over us?
Is this the angle strand?
I don't know.
Yo, let's go, I can actually move this time.
Oh shit!
Oh my god, I'm out of film!
Yeah, I gotta go, I gotta go.
I got it, I got it.
This is gonna be huge.
you got a statue I did thank you thank you for the Intel I got $4,000 yes no
Oh shot!
Is it shiny?
Fuck it.
Give me Ruby crowned kinglet.
Give me a very thrush female whistle.
Give me some fucking beige seeds.
I need beige seeds right now.
That's smart. That's a smart play.
I saw that MKBHD reviewed the third resume upgrade recently. It's pretty cool.
I liked it. I thought it was good. I thought it was a good show.
Yeah, I'm not covering my mouth right now. It's good.
I think it's a spending thing.
I think it's just.
Go go go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
having a lot of kids this the damn marsh
yeah certainly looks very marshy
unbelievable shot of the derp yes bird man
I
Ghibli get out the shot
I need to see the body I need to see the body
Show me your butt yes, hey, hey get a room
I think it's going to attack me,
bro. Why is it eyeing me up?
I need 13K to upgrade my camera.
Yeah, sure. Just yell.
Hahaha.
Close out in the marsh yelling about economic conditions.
On the other side of the island from your ass.
Scared the damn swan away, man.
That's right there.
Tough lesson to learn.
Tough lesson to learn.
You see this beast?
Oh shit!
Two beasts!
They're in love!
Wait, let's see, okay.
I snooze. I'll make zoom now, dude. Holy shit.
Snus?
Could be bigger in frame, motherfucker.
No, they're real picky, dude. I don't really like this industry, like they're...
Who the fuck do they think they are?
That's a crazy shot.
Whoa, lifer, first bafflehead ever.
Damn, I'm kind of fucking loaded, man.
Marsha's goaded, bro.
I
Think the lack there is wrong we know
All right, sorry I ran I ran I think if it's not done you might know
Yeah three for everyone
Oh
It's on you dude no shot. Oh, it was on you for a second. I was back in though. Oh my god. I got a shit. That was a beautiful moment
Like Bernie Sanders
Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
My life is beautiful, never kill myself.
Oh my god.
Spirit of death.
Yes.
I can never.
Does it look like I'm smoking?
No.
Shadows.
What happened?
I thought that was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
Oh my god, Casemodes.
I
Didn't give me shit
How much was it worth hold on hold on I'm gonna see I'm gonna see I got a canada goose
I've got a thousand trumpeters
What is this?
It's so many.
Okay, Bufflehead on your head for 50.
Oh, shit.
Okay, and a Trump or a Swann on your head, 172.
Oh, can I get help?
Not too bad, not too bad.
That's messed up.
Dude, I got so much money.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
And who got you that money?
I'm rich.
I'm like 10,000, but I'm old and old.
weird-ass bird on me on you close by oh yeah
Oh
He's on your head he's on your head
In the tree
I'm out here burden.
Eagle.
Eagle on me.
that's in motion
you go on me guys you go on me
is she on me it's in the tree right there
oh shit that was just on my head bro I think it's hard to kill me
you're lucky to be alive
Oh, do you think he's trying to move like this and stuff like that?
You should have bunny hopping and birding, man.
It fits. They're both animals.
Boss pray.
Not this one that one's pretty good
That this was supposed to be the moneymaker, bro
That's a that's a beautiful fucking picture right there
And then
Sorry man, nothing some beige seeds can't fix.
Keep it down please. It's fucking the mountain from the Machikoro Box Art bro.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Come back.
Come back.
He's in the branch.
Look at this little guy.
Look at this little guy.
This is your eyeball.
Okay, that was kind of awesome.
Okay, that was kind of awesome. Did he eat my damn scenes, man?
He's a name trainer. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
still kind of worth it three star in there all I take it's three star bro
I'm fucking loaded. I've got an incredible idea and nobody believes in me which makes it's
gonna make it so awesome when this works out. Oh wait, you guys can hear me?
I'm in pink town. Come on up, I got a great idea. I might need to farm a little bit first
though. Alright one moment I'll be right there. I need to farm briefly. Tell me if you see
a bird. Oh my god I think I see it. It's ugly duckling. What the fuck? Oh it's a beautiful
swan it's a beautiful swan wow what are the odds what's your zoom percentage six
well you got to up that before you become part of my heist what the hell
what's yours 12 well what the hell are they doing down there they're disrupting
my cozy game all right Kate where'd you go you're right there the spot where you
just were
I leveled up I leveled up for where the 10 maybe go 6 to 10 then the 12th
Kate look see where I am and see where I'm looking there's an absolutely
Beautiful picture right here. Oh my god, you're right
Okay, this is us
I'm the one with the eyebrow
Oh
He was the farted
Then we turn those in and then get ready because we're about to make probably $10,000.
It was worth nothing.
Those were worth nothing.
They're the most beautiful pictures anyone's ever taken.
That was worth nothing.
It's a sick joke.
$12.
$8.
$10.
$9.
$10.
$10.
I didn't know. I didn't know.
I didn't know. It was too late.
It's life is so fucking weird.
Alright, Kate, you ready? Yeah.
Okay, watch this. Okay.
They all count they all count
Yeah, we need like 30 more
Oh, he's so fast with the back.
Yes.
What is the next camera?
Oh, take this one on your foot.
Don't move.
This is for customization.
It's the most beautiful bird I've ever seen.
I got it.
What the fuck?
Oh my god, what the fuck?
How do I steal him?
I'll look at the 475.
That round of old rock.
Yes, yes, yes, it worked.
Fuck, double my money, let's go.
I needed the hummingbird, I ran out of the film.
Oh no.
That was good though, right?
What the fuck is this, man?
Are they playing like, they're playing like drum and bass music down there like what's
going on?
Kate, I have a bird on my head.
He's looking. I think you're at the right whistle.
He's really loud. Why does this one have the bandana that Dan always wears from the Karate Kid?
Oh it's the woodpecker. Oh shit. Oh shit, Annie's pecking.
I think these birds are cheap. Yeah we got to go to a new biome I think. Did you
get all the biome from the pond area? Let me check. Let me turn to these photos and check.
Kind of loaded. No, I haven't done too well on that. Oh, maybe I got pictures of everything. Yeah.
How do you have everything of the woodland no woodland? I'm missing Anna's hummingbird and the bullshit
Excuse me and Rufus is hummingbird. I'm missing so much. I just be snapping. What the hell?
belt kingfisher let me see belt kingfisher from the woodland no the oh my gosh the
trumpeter swan I have you on the photo wait I haven't even looked at that how
How can you check the photos that you've got in the guidebook?
Oh, you click on them.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then for the mute swan, I got chibley in it.
Wait, what do you not have from this area?
Do you have everything?
No, I got like nothing.
What are you missing?
I am missing black-headed, roast beak, calife, hummingbirds, and then I'm missing purple
I'm missing a lot of like the side view.
Wait here, watch this.
I'm literally going to get you one.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah, yeah.
What is this horrific sound, by the way?
I don't know.
Just wait.
There's a bird on your fucking head.
I want the big bird to fly.
Is there a difference between bathing and vaping dust?
It ain't flying.
Oh, really?
I don't know.
I think it's the old man's, okay?
Oh, super-dirty.
It ain't.
Oh, wait, it's here.
It's here.
Oh, my God, it's on your head.
Stop this!
This puppy.
Looks so happy.
Shiny bird.
Where's our shot?
We're not pointing up in the air.
They hate our freaking seeds.
I need to fly. Yes. What a shot. What a shot. That has to be good. That has to be good.
Where'd all his feet go? I think they despawned.
I'm just holding up.
Come on.
Give me something good here.
Oh!
The common raven.
It's on you! It's on you!
Get it!
Oh, there he goes.
This guy's talking about Chinese bakery.
Is it a bird or like a horse?
Blackheaded gross beak was on you dude.
Oh shit.
Apparently there's more parkour to do up here.
I'm going to give it a shot.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Parkour to do Topo Pink.
Did you know our daughter was telling me about parkour civilization today?
She literally said, if you miss the jump, you get put in prison in parkour civilization.
And I said, yeah, I know.
I'm familiar with the meme.
Oh, there she is, there she is.
No, every time.
Off the tree across the waterfall.
They're saying off the tree across the waterfall.
Awesome.
Okay, don't bother it's kind of a crazy shot though it's kind of a beautiful shot
anybody unlock this forest realm for me well I one second I'm about to take the
worst oh shit I'm on the rocks over top of the waterfall
What the hell? How did you get there?
Chad lied to me.
I'm fucking gonna do it all the time.
Now fly.
What?
Is it through the tree?
Yeah, you gotta go up on the branches.
Don't look me into carrying your kid.
Oh my god.
What are you doing?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Hey, are you do not want to sit here on a date?
What the hell, man?
Oh, god.
You're gonna get away from fucking me.
OK.
Come on, look at me.
Are you not with us because you're on a date?
Yes, and you are here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
There's an invisible wall.
No, we're speculating on what you were doing.
Oh.
Wait, wait, jump. Just keep jumping. We'll boost ourselves up I don't think that's how it works imagine
We were speculating that y'all were on a date and none of us wanted to intrude
Yeah, we're in the autumn area. Oh shit. I'm on route. I mean we were just seed-maxing up here to be honest with you
Oh fair absolutely fair
I'll see you in the autumn.
See you in the autumn.
Wee!
Bird identifier.
Seems like that could be like
insanely good.
Can you upgrade your binoculars so much
that they turn into a, oh, shit, wait,
that would be awesome.
I like birds.
We could be like lethal company.
I like that I'm a tunnel for an underpumpkins
Let me see you from the front come on come on
Come on. Talk to me, baby.
Sheep!
Sheep!
Got him.
Oh, yeah
It's birding time
Oh
Holy shit guys look up huge bird coming in
Well, that's a pigeon
I really felt like a photo of a pigeon
No shot bro
This is a great base up here man
Did you get the fall damage unlock?
No shot, oh like the achievement?
Yeah
Yeah
Here, get on my head
Yeah we've done this
Okay jump on my head, jump on my head Kate
You got on the roof?
There's photos of naked women up there, I'm not even kidding
You saw some of their cigars and photos of naked women on the roof.
Oh no!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
So get on the rail.
Get on the rail.
Oh my god.
Teradactyl.
The crowd.
And then someone else can go on here.
But I'm happy if someone wants to hop on me.
And then I'll fucking hit you.
You're not that desperate, are you?
Damn.
What the hell?
Oh fuck.
You see it?
I think yeah, Kate you need to stand eventually. Yeah, yeah, I am I was
You know pterodactyl cells of the pea guys, that's not no insane, right?
Okay, oh, it's you made it
Okay, wait, there's I can't move at all crazy shit up here guys
what the fuck dude there is a naked lady up here dude
oh what's chivalry doing
jumping up jumping up jumping up
I don't know
why is there the sun so excited
that was awesome
let me get you
give me
you can like jump though
I saw that
you killed me
bro anyone got any seeds to put down here
needs to put down here
they have a scam
i spent all of my money on seeds and nothing showed up
papa, i felt like papa that made the bamboo good
oh no problem everyone
i don't mind being the only one down here
oh thanks you son
thank you
you saw your missing up a naked lady
oh no my first naked lady
Donald Trump, Donald Trump in the river.
Oh, the Ghiblians!
What are you doing?
The Ghiblians, the Ghiblians.
I love the bevels, I love the bevels.
He's gotten too good at it.
They're staring me.
They're staring me, I hope it's in the ca-
Oh shit.
oh shit do you think Cory will hate it if I jump right on his shot imagine oh
yeah ruin that freaking room oh I could have a seat came back it came back
Move the mouse! Move the mouse!
Bring this tree up below.
It's quite cute.
Oh another one to the right. What's this thing? An owl! An owl!
Right down here. Oh you scared it! You monster! You monster!
Oh, it's it move one tree over move one tree over
It's flying oh, it's majestic. I can't move my mouth that fast
Oh, I got it. I got it. Okay. I got
Action shot
I literally tried to no scope it
But where oh shit
I'm going to get it.
One turn flat.
A rack just for this?
Yeah, a rack just for this.
Mm.
Mm.
OK.
Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble, come.
Oh, we should start a K-pop group.
Bubble, bubble, ba, bubble, ba, bubble, ba.
That's a dollar right there.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
Mm.
I feel so bad for you yet.
Are you like you're just, if I don't acknowledge your message,
it's like
I jump for the beef.
Like there's some of us that are on the TV.
Dude, I met the jump for the beef guy.
Holy crap.
I was on the team for a Minecraft event and I was like,
you're the jump for the beef guy.
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan.
Jump on my head.
Did it work?
No, no, no.
Jump again, jump again.
Oh.
Oh bouncing on it in a way that makes friends when I jumped on Giga's head. She stood up and it launched me like 30 feet
You squatted me down
Okay, okay, here's the strap. Here's the strap. I explain I explain
Person approaching your head you jump and then you expand
Okay, so you're extending Adam midair. I mean, yeah. Oh my god
I can't get the worst
I'm going to try and hit a photo while I'm up there
This sucks man, I can't do it
You have to look up in a non-weird way and you just have to jump and then extend
You do it, on me, on me, on me
Almost, almost
Am I just meant to be spam jumping as the top?
Yeah, as the top, oh okay, okay wait that was good, that was good
Oh sorry
It's really, it's quite hard
I'm not going very high, that was a good one, that was a good one.
I think we need the best
You stay Crouch, you jump and you uncrouch while you are about to hit the person
I don't know if you're okay, but every now and then it does sound like you're calling
in the like a sports radio talk show or something really what the fuck oh
oh you just sent him that phase three onto their tower oh yeah yeah send me up
send me up give me up
oh the tower is falling oh okay the tower is falling oh wait you got some good
If we can do it consistently
Holy shit
Some bird cheering us on too
We send someone up and they just take pictures of everything that is flying
This is our projectile Mary
Is he talking to himself?
Yeah, I think so.
Oh, I sent you!
Show me.
Whoa!
That's one of the highest I've ever seen!
World record?
Okay, okay.
Corey, can you launch me?
I'm trying.
You're not on my head though.
Okay, I'm gonna tell you who launched the tire.
Oh!
This is like playing chicken in a pool.
in a pool what yes big balance you know that's called chicken oh I don't know
yeah yeah chicken for sure is it okay but those are like you want to get all
I think we're like consistently good Ryan is easy drifts compatible
Y'all have the you all have the
No, look at beat us what an odd mechanic to have in a game like this
Maybe we can use it to break into an environment
No, they put in from invisible walls.
What if the invisible wall doesn't go all the way to the invisible ceiling, though?
True.
You ever think about that?
I don't consider it.
I think they might think differently, and they think that they're in there every time.
Six five, six five.
Hundred and two dollar picture would go crazy right now.
What do you think we're gonna do?
We need more 3 stars guys, we gotta hit those 3.
If we just spam it, can you get like a bunch of 3 stars?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they don't count towards our goal, only new stars count.
This game is uh, it's just like God, I feel like I'm playing Elden Ring.
That guy's never played Elden Ring before.
Wait, wait, I got a great idea for it.
I need one of these.
I got some great shots of a bird on Kate's head. Okay, watch this
Everybody chill chill on the comms
Yeah, chilling on the comms
We're under a roof. I know that's what's gonna make the shots so fucking crazy
Okay, they can fly bro, they can fit between the roof and the the half wall
Oh, they're birds. I didn't think about that. I didn't think about that.
Stay. Come on. If we're looking for if we're looking for new stars, we should get the independent
spirit award. What did that mean?
trying to woo Ryan I'm not trying to do it because the birds didn't come no yeah
they're low-key trolling I haven't seen a bird arrive at a pile of seed yet I
think it brings them into the area I think it brings them into the area because
I got an achievement for feeding a bird with seeds but that thing did not eat my
seeds man oh my god do you guys have highlight birds on your on your binoculars
yes no I didn't use my binoculars I didn't use binoculars yet I feel like I
just stepped into cerebro I just used my camera for my binoculars I mean owl owl
where the cluster of four small trees here yeah the one on the right huge he's
hiding in the in the leaves. Oh, I need a three star on him so bad. Oh, there's a wild
uh you saw up here. I'm trying to find an owl. Oh, a bird landed an oil landed right on him.
So what is in my eyes? I guys that was a really good shot. That was a really good shot.
I have a new strat for how to get into first place, Chibley.
I'm going to buy the binoculars that highlight shinies and then we just rush the shinies
every time.
What do you mean there's there's places fucking hurt? Oh, it's
Kind of insane right I
Feel like Jason Bourne
It changes everything
I mean, I'm getting seven grand. I don't know why I was gonna say seven grand. I'm getting seven grand like instantly, bro
First
the
couple shiny and common show that right you see my binoculars
not yet not yet but I'm getting them in a second
don't even worry about that
literally just spotting one close dumping a mag farming to seven thousand
I think that's smart.
This game's located in Trainer, I think.
Damn, there's a bird up here.
I just don't say I look like train when I play this.
You smoke that whistle?
And I'm smacking the whistle, Jimny.
I did it.
That's a lot of big bucks.
Bro, there's demons in the fucking forest below.
I'm scared.
Bro, throw some fucking seeds down.
They look like all the owls.
Okay.
I spent all of my money on seeds and nothing showed up.
A poop.
A poop.
We're not getting any more.
Huge.
You threw them over the edge?
Yeah.
That's good.
That's huge.
You're done.
You just threw the pomegranate and the pomegranate together and there was a friend.
I got some good ones.
and someone said that they watched your POD and all you did was just putting all the money into the dock
Oh shit there's a good one
where?
in continental directions?
um I wouldn't know
fuck man you don't have the compass?
oh I think I see it
damn do you have compass?
no
I
Don't get a lot of money no that we need we them closer man
Then it's gonna be so inefficient to try to get to the developer
I low key also think this area is a scan. Yeah, this area is a jack around this area is played out
I'm going back to the marsh. I didn't get enough there
I was getting way more off the geese. Yeah
Oh
Doesn't get me better than that
We just need 12 more I'm doing my part
I literally just got like six right there dude. I'm I'm putting the team on my back
You know how many swans I've been farming so that we can unlock any biome
The stars are not increasing the number of stars are not increasing you saw
I should never have gotten a 30 round clip
I've heard that I've heard that loud loud loud loud sound loud sound you fly loud loud loud loud
Oh
Bro loves the World Health Organization
Y'all afraid
I
Farmed so many swan photos to no avail
I got almost all the three stars in the mockingbird
Okay, literally those are the sexiest bird photos I've ever seen in my life
I don't want to go to the block biome yet.
Oh, shit.
We got, we got a new area.
We got a new area.
I need to get the seven grand first.
Oh my God, I'm actually getting all those stars.
29 of the exact same photo.
Kate, Kate, I've got the greatest money making strategy
of all time, follow me.
Oh my god, she's doing it now. I gotta come up with something oh
Fuck
Motherfucker
There watch this
I
Like shiny's only holy cow and then
None none shinies yet
I don't give a fuck about other birds. I want to go to the new biome
Okay, let's go to the new biome
Like they're literally crashing out of about a thousand dollars. We're only gonna take pictures of rares
What the fuck
Change frequency oh my god, wait wait wait on the top top red tailed Hawk red tailed Hawk
Majestic yeah, the thousand dollar bird is on the right here, too
thousand dollar bird the stone on the side
okay now Kate has the boy I got the what
you sound like a robot yeah oh I'm drunk I'm drunk
I
Shiny spawned I heard it. Where is it?
It's activated it's activated
You need to deactivate highlight all birds it literally said it only works if
highlight all birds is active you're not a ball knower
it is activated 100% activated where's this fucking shiny bird
Shining burn, holy cow.
3 stars dude.
You deactivated it on accident. First off it's by accident. Secondly are you willing to bet your life on it? How much would you ever lost on a coin toss?
Call it.
Look at this. Tell ya, from that photo, I'm saying tails.
but you do i did you get a highlight chinese
i did but i
i mean it like a
quickly to be able to see it
still needs to play we just got away for the top of the hour when they spawn
more
let's wanna sit time
well it's jump on classic well after this
watch this watch this you trust me watch this
now i know what you're thinking you think you think you already did this
now man
you got some new shit
there's a new wave
what color was the shiny one?
oh like on the highlight it was like rainbow
oh shit
yeah yeah yeah easy to spot don't worry
they really get you
mother fucker
mother fucker
oh
wait i'm in the jungle
i'll wait for you man
no no no i trust
huge
nooo
they don't know this spot man
there's no there's no way
whoa whoa whoa
actual new area
many stars and hundreds
eleven hundred they'll get there eventually
there be very well
what's up bro
all right i'm just climbing a tree
i think i'm stuck
Dude, you probably feel like how I felt when I was a kid and I got like two feet off the ground in a tree and I saw those my life.
Yeah.
They ain't working out for me up there.
Is that a grave?
I'm naked.
Graves, take a photo of it. It might be money.
There's a hoax on me.
Oh, that's the one?
That's the one.
Babbage.
Exactly.
Where's my shiny, bro?
Use your binoculars.
Well, they I'm trying to use my binoculars, but there's no shiny
Wait, there's a grant
Grumgus Grumgus, I'm remembering your name when I get to the shop and it says that it's active
You're betting your life on this just so you know you're betting your life on this
Bucket we try
All right, grungus get ready there's a shop right over here
if that was kind of awesome okay ready highlight Chinese active it's active
now you're gonna say click it watch what happens when you click it disabled
bro disabled grungus what do you have to say for yourself dog I think you
deactivated it go you deactivated it by accident dog you deactivated the shiny
highlight by accident grungus I'm looking at every message you've ever
ever written. Grungus. They're not going to make an alt-account. They have prime associated
with this account. Grungus, type something. Type something, Grungus. Get in there, John.
No, John, no, no, no.
Bro, I swear, what do you swear what, Grungus?
Beside me
Did you hear that
The fuck did grungus do we told me that highlight shinies was off and then I went and I proved that it was fucking on and he's saying
No, I saw it. It was off. I
Is it off because mine was no shot
It's um, no fucking shot
very often they don't sport often it's a thing
I think you're right, dude.
I'm tweaking, man.
When the shinies come back, don't say that about my chatter.
When the shinies come back, we're going to feast.
Well, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?
Oh, fuck.
You see it?
Yes.
bro the point is that honey come on i'm rushing i'm rushing i'm rushing i'll keep it in sight
it landed in the marshlands
no come with me dude i'm going i'm going i'm going
it was far side marshlands oh shit yeah
it's there it's in it's in the it's in the pond
i'm keeping distance okay
you're all close like any other angle
were fucking rich
Dude, I just landed some legendary shots for Hotel Attenborough.
I'm not even gonna go to the PC anymore.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
OK, let's see.
Let's see if this is even worth it.
Whoa, $200.
I was worth $300 bucks.
I found like $3 grand off of that beast right there.
What?
I found like $50.
I'm here to make some serious fucking money.
No, you fucked up.
You fucked up.
You missed the shiny.
You heard about this board post, bro.
It's already gone. Oh my God. No.
Who is this?
The one I made like $300.
Like I got I got freaking cooked.
How many shots did you take?
Twenty five. Oh, shit.
I took 30, but I don't think that's the difference.
OK, OK, you song.
Good. We'll rope you in this shit.
So we got the fucking shiny spotter.
OK, when the shiny spawn, we go and we rush them.
We take pictures of them.
Hell yeah.
Shit, what the fuck?
It's just nice to meet two other grinds that mine do it.
Yeah, we're trying to freaking get out of the poverty, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's dressed like a damn May Queen.
OK, they can't move.
Shiny, shiny bird!
Shiny, can you do someone please?
Oh, he's gone.
Oh, boy.
It was de-spawning.
How do you know it was de-spawning?
Boy, it flew behind the mountain, but behind Deespawn Mountain.
Deespawn Mountain?
But wait, that means new ones are coming.
I drove up Deespawn Mountain and all I got was this t-shirt.
This is a goaded spot, holy cow.
How did he get up there?
Oh, shit.
Chungus.
Hey, I can maybe launch you.
All the moobers are in the sky.
I feel like you song is not so good at this Kate. I've been giving people double bounces since the day I was born
It's not happening
Great shot
I
Was my shinies bro. No, don't spawn any cuz they're supposed to be rare
Can I say something low key I think Corey's cracked at this
I can smell the money
There is a long tail dock whistle
Why are you splashing bro
Where's the closest shelf Corey back there wait close up is kind of money
Yeah
But then you got a Nova
Did you get a did you get the the binocular upgrade that let's you see me first?
Wait for a smack saving
No, no I didn't
Might be the next play man
Because but I think it also I think it takes it shows you the same thing for shinies when you see shinies
They're just a blue star
No, it's a rainbow
Oh
No, he's lost his goddamn mind. I'm trying to get him to fly dude for the stars
I
Do want to see leaderboards I don't care if it's supposed to be cozy
Like I guarantee I've taken most photos or second most photos
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we
go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, okay.
Okay, the choice of cards is long, hailed, duck.
Can you spawn some shangies so my strategy can work?
Me on my second mega-requisit rate.
Good point, actually good point.
Yo, are you still playing Pokemon Go?
That's fair. Neither have I, but my crowning achievement is I do have a four star
ricausa. Oh, the four star is like, it's perfect. Yeah, 100, 100, 100.
It's not as shiny, but like, still, I'm a, I'm a function over form kind of guy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. But then like, what do you do with it?
Because you can't flex it by putting it in a gym, because if you put it in some
fuck-ass like midwestern gym when you're traveling and might be there for six
months and then you can't use it to take down gyms yeah it's uh it's good for
social situations like this but that's pretty much it but do you know often a
shiny bird spawns uh I say once every 10 minutes okay
you got any oh oh oh shit you gotta get it on this okay we're gonna brush the
I don't see any yet. I don't see them. I'm keeping my eyes peeled
Geek of super bounce me to the top of the street. So I can get a better bandage
Well, okay, there's one I don't know how to point but if you can see where I'm looking it's flying in the air
It's got a little trail coming off of it
By that cloud it's just over the crest of the cloud
out. It's too small to see, I don't think. You can see it on 12x.
You hear that? Did she really die and then he's in the machine now?
I think you turn into a bird man you're like in my head
What is that sound?
Shibli's going major kuzanagi mode.
Motherfucker.
Oh no.
How did he sound like that?
It's not like that.
Oh no.
Shibli, what do you just sound, bro?
I can't tell if it's the shiny or not.
I'm using your head, I'm sorry.
No, it ain't shiny.
No, shinies are gone, I think.
What is it?
What is this sound?
What is this thing?
That's not me.
That's not you?
That's a bird call, man.
It sounds so much like you being refused.
It sounds exactly like a confused chibli.
It sounds like you going, hello? Hello?
Oh my God.
I almost did that to everyone and nobody noticed it.
It's actually awesome.
It's like, you're like stuck under quicksand or something.
It also looks like a cigar.
The dev is in my can, I told me to buy this bird call and then their voice.
Oh man, that's good.
After one too many Mai ties at the Shane Furtiki.
Yeah, I didn't know they had Paris in this game.
Do we have enough do we have enough as can you get 1140 stars please
where where oh yeah yeah oh shit he's right it's really far I'm keeping eyes
on it still towards the autumn realm
No way
Where'd he go man mother fucker, dude
Oh, what is this?
Angry-ass bird.
This should give you a hammer.
I did my part. It's a great vantage point. Oh, someone just by like a loud call.
Show me shiny color!
Oh, shiny, shiny!
Oh, right, right, right!
I'm going there.
I'm pushing, I'm pushing.
I'm holding A.
I'm holding A.
Guys, guys, I'm the shiny bird.
Oh, this thing's stuck down through.
It landed, it landed.
Okay, there he is.
Fucking legendary.
bro, you can't turn your track this
fuck, okay shh shh shh
I can't even stop splashing bro
what?
still there
she's trying to get me off my grind bro
Oh, shit.
Russian.
On the pier, on the pier.
Oh, I got him doing the head tilts.
Oh, I got the backshot.
Show me that backside, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's so loud, just go!
Fly!
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!
Oh my god!
That's like the top of the world!
Oh my god.
It's overrated!
Oh my god.
All right.
Ryan, do you want to go birding?
Dude, this might be awesome.
This might?
I don't know if you guys have done IRL streams,
but this might be the one.
Oh, shit.
We should grip like 50 crates right now.
This feels good.
I only got a bunch of 1 stars man if it sucks
It played like a whole song for me
992 star back
That's your flute
Indy you
It's on your head
It's on your head
It's on your head
Oh it loves you
It's gonna steal it bro
It pooped on you it took a huge shit on you
Huge shit on you oh my god
Oh my god.
Ooh, the shit.
I heard that's good luck.
Is it gonna shit on me too?
Yeah, I think it's gonna shit on me.
God, I hope so.
The shit?
I don't even have any shit on me right now.
No, no shit.
But you are moaning a lot.
Yeah, you are moaning a lot.
Damn, damn, damn.
Okay.
I got a flying poop shot.
Oh my god.
Oh, jealous.
SSR funny, John.
Oh my god.
Oh, birds out, yeah.
Oh my god.
Birds you have not seen before highlight differently.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There'll be a little bullet fire.
I took a photo after it took shit on it, but it didn't take
photo.
It gave me shit photo.
It gave me like one mile.
this motherfucker we're gonna get there
wait I'm fucking locked in bro
I want to take the photos of the stars or the ones I don't want to start.
Stars are the ones we haven't seen.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
No one like my Shinigami eyes joke.
Is that a Naruto?
No, no, that's not.
No, sorry.
We're alone today.
Dude, we're going to run out of time.
No, no, no, we can get to 1100 and get to the ice realm for sure.
Okay. We need 100 more. There's one. Oh, we got this.
We lucky. I think if you were G, you look at your scrapbook like that's what you have to look at what you can get.
Have you gotten the binoculars upgrade to see the birds you haven't identified yet? No. I don't. It's literally huge. It's changed my life.
change my life 7k to unlock everything oh shit I need 10k so I can get the final level
of zoom oh my god completed Canadian goose
But now we can get rid of them.
I think she's in the event.
These shots are so bad.
I'm literally Paul Bedinby in Master and Commander.
Oceans or battlefields bro.
Don't be glib.
Yeah.
You got that?
I think I've invented new tech. Okay. Okay. Watch this
Okay, wait, can you get off the top of the bird, please? Okay, I'll use your head. Okay, watch this
Did you see that you don't yeah
You literally get extra hang time I didn't notice you had a
You can literally do a flutter kick you can literally do a flutter kick
you saw I'm gonna make it
thank you how far do you think you can go off of the top of this dude I'd honestly out
of the map. Um, I'm stuck. Never mind. I fixed it.
Alright, let's see. Let's see.
Okay, didn't do shit. More identified birds. More unidentified birds.
Got it.
Bro, all the unidentified birds in here are like up in the sky.
Yeah, it's pissing me off, man.
What the fuck is this?
Just a hell of a shot.
I think he meant more to cut from the rear tenon bomb, so I got excited.
Thank you, Yeti. Thank you very cool. It is crazy that when they... Chibi, Yeti got suspiciously...
They got identified as a suspicious user in my chat and now only mods and streamers can
see their messages.
Is that that they get mucked by one of the monsters? No, it's AI apparently, but it is like uh, I mean it
Oh shiny
It's kind of like a chatter buff, bro
Because all the regular people in chat who are sick of seeing their messages or like they don't have to see them anymore
Wait, it's right here. The shinies right here
Holy fuck and these two buds
What?
I just paced through the wall.
Oh, it's on the other side.
Oh my god, this bird's crazy.
He's solo.
He's actually solo.
I don't like that.
I fucked my dad.
That's a crazy shot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unbelievable shots.
shots unbelievable shots I got third 24 in 20 seconds
all right noted tracking was crazy right dude they should have a camera to
I think I can get some great fucking shots.
Bros mad about seeing birds in the sky.
Bro, they fly. That's where they live.
I
I
I
I
I
Okay fine jump shot
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Oh, fuck.
Oh fuck.
God.
Oh, almost made it.
Fuck.
Yeah, but...
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
I think the first area I was slacking I was hitting all one stars once we got to like
the marsh I'm all times and freeze.
Oh shit.
I think, you know, we need some sort of like leaderboard or something, you know,
six of us got to about 1100.
It's like 180 each.
I'm thinking right, right?
100%.
I think I put up 72.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I'm not, you know, at the end, I'm going to do a final count and then I'm going
to post it in the group chat and I'm going to say, Starmog.
And if no one's Starmogs me, I get to keep.
Okay.
Yeah.
You got a special badge.
I am a star modem, dude.
This is so crazy.
It's demented, that is demented.
Wait, you can check stars in the guidebook.
Oh, okay, okay.
Wait, does it give a total though?
Oh my God, it does.
Wait, there's a snowy area we haven't been to.
Yeah, you need 11.
How many do you guys have?
780
No really?
That's out of 780
155
155?
Yeah
I have 177
Where's the total at?
Oh I'm at 221
Holy
I have 137
I'm not gonna lie you're getting you're getting bird or bogged. I
Literally think if you just mash cue as fast as the keyboard will take it you you can go infinitely
I think Corey is carrying us. I think Corey has a lot
We got to check him. We got a guidebook check everybody right now. I think Corey
Keep on taking photos
Wait, how many do you have?
277. How many three hundred and five seventy-seven twenty-one twenty-six.
Damn! Okay.
I'm not hitting the face.
402. 402.
I'm not even getting crazy thoughts.
They're all my new bird. They're in the sky. Come on. Come down to earth.
I'm trying to find a dog yet.
A bird-mog.
How's it going on all?
you call yourself zai wu today no i thought about it but i i didn't know how to say it i forgot about
the pronunciation i didn't see some people calling me zai wu you say i'm zai yeah you say i'm doing
i'm going zai wu mode and then if you save an op you say jame time jame time jame time yeah jame
i did invent a new thing andy's will eat it up yeah what is it uh on nuke i was the last one left
with an op so uh i just threw it in the vents and then went up and died heaven the night it's called
I don't know what any of you are
talking about. So, it just kind
of sounds like, oh, I went
on my 47 today and it was so
cool. Yeah, we went up to 40
I'm going to be kidding. I did
get a nova ace too. That's
true. Dang. I'm telling you,
half of the game is confidence,
dude. If you can, I genuinely
think you're right. Play so much
beta. God is my witness. I
think you're right. Yeah, good
man. I saw you pushing banana
like a beat. One flashbang in
flashbang in there and you're unstoppable I guarantee you absolutely
oh damn it's two o'clock I know
mandated two hours of friend slop I know I don't have to pretend to like you
guys anymore I'm just playing okay wait this is important yeah yeah one more
for the road I don't see them I'm too low I'm too low I can't see them
One marsh
Is it the same bird is before no no no this one's got a yeah, wait, where are you going bro? It's coming in hot bro
It's coming in hot
I literally got the greatest shots of all time in the first area.
Yes.
Did we get 1140 on this?
Oh, we could three frauds I didn't get oh we got 1135. Are you kidding me?
Dude, oh my god, how many how many stars do you have cheaply?
How can you tell press G and then at the very home? It says out of 780. Oh shit
Okay, what do you have you have first? What do you have? Okay? You go first. No, you go first
I have 134.
Oh no.
Okay, okay, you saw it, you saw it.
Okay, no joking.
You can even look at my stream.
183.
Oh shit.
I have 183.
I have 183.
I really would.
Whoa!
You got bird mugged in.
So it's Chiboli, Ryan, me and you some time and Giga, then Corey.
You got the most.
You got the most.
Yo.
I lost.
I have 232.
I just hit 240.
Whoa!
I got the most.
I got the most.
I got the most.
Yo.
I lost.
I have 232.
I just hit 240.
No!
High-fives, high-fives Geega
That fairy brush got me dude
High-five
What the fuck am I being doing?
Jump on Dust2 right now when we one day
Okay, let's go, come on, let's go
I'm trolling
Bird on your head, bird on your head
Bird on my head, now it's on the ground
I
Think we got it. I think I just got it
It's been a pleasure
I gotta see this photo
Damn K you're hidden that shit
Wait you get ten bucks per friend we could have been farming right from the start just stack us
Four friends per foot that's a hundred and twenty bucks a roll, bro
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, they hate it. No, it's just ten. They hate it. Yeah, it was just ten
There enough I want to see the snow before I end the stream all right I'll send them over
I want to see the light man I hope that didn't sound as bad for them as it did for me at
the end there um I hope you've enjoyed the stream today I will be back tomorrow holy
shit tomorrow's Friday man. See you then. Yeah, you gotta figure this out man. You've been restricted.
Later.