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They're posting like psycho analysis essays."}, {"start": 126.84, "end": 128.68, "text": " Who do you think I'm beefing with bro?"}, {"start": 128.68, "end": 134.84, "text": " Bugging both of them, but like if I had to choose one, who do you think..."}, {"start": 134.84, "end": 140.20000000000002, "text": " Let's just say hypothetically we were in a room and while you can't finish the sentence"}, {"start": 140.20000000000002, "end": 144.68, "text": " but you can fill in the blanks if you've seen the office."}, {"start": 144.68, "end": 150.24, "text": " Regardless, Yeti, I mean it's literally you've typed three more messages, they're right here."}, {"start": 150.24, "end": 151.6, "text": " Yeah, there it is."}, {"start": 151.6, "end": 155.4, "text": " When the pussy comes out sizzling."}, {"start": 155.4, "end": 160.0, "text": " Don't worry, I'm on the reddit pretending to hate Yeti too even though I am Yeti."}, {"start": 160.0, "end": 165.84, "text": " That's pretty fucking funny, honestly."}, {"start": 165.84, "end": 170.08, "text": " I was laughing watching Chibli play Counter-Strike."}, {"start": 170.08, "end": 173.12, "text": " I think Hannah's funny as fuck."}, {"start": 173.12, "end": 177.8, "text": " She went down banana and got killed and she was laughing and she said, let me tell you,"}, {"start": 177.8, "end": 182.84, "text": " the pussy bit back, that shit took me out for like five minutes."}, {"start": 182.84, "end": 185.92000000000002, "text": " She couldn't even get the sentence out without laughing."}, {"start": 185.92000000000002, "end": 190.60000000000002, "text": " I was like, that is, that's a great line."}, {"start": 190.60000000000002, "end": 195.92000000000002, "text": " Now, for some reason, if I said it, people would hit me with question marks, but that's"}, {"start": 195.92000000000002, "end": 202.28000000000003, "text": " my cross to bear."}, {"start": 202.28000000000003, "end": 205.28000000000003, "text": " That's my cross to bear."}, {"start": 205.28000000000003, "end": 212.04000000000002, "text": " Hey, and Elbin, here you talk about bursitis in your shoulder."}, {"start": 212.04000000000002, "end": 213.64000000000001, "text": " You consider getting a massage."}, {"start": 213.64000000000001, "end": 219.64000000000001, "text": " Uh, actually, Bersides is my elbow. Um, but I do appreciate your concern."}, {"start": 219.64000000000001, "end": 223.14000000000001, "text": " I'll just say it. I don't think massage is fake."}, {"start": 223.14000000000001, "end": 228.14000000000001, "text": " Massage, massage, obvious. It's two different G sounds there."}, {"start": 228.14000000000001, "end": 230.64000000000001, "text": " Massage, obviously."}, {"start": 230.64000000000001, "end": 233.14000000000001, "text": " Massage, obviously."}, {"start": 233.14000000000001, "end": 235.64000000000001, "text": " Massage, obviously."}, {"start": 235.64000000000001, "end": 238.14000000000001, "text": " Okay, massage obviously feels good."}, {"start": 238.14000000000001, "end": 240.64000000000001, "text": " That being said, I'm not paying the prices they're charging."}, {"start": 240.64000000000001, "end": 242.64000000000001, "text": " I'm sorry. I'm not paying..."}, {"start": 243.64000000000001, "end": 246.64000000000001, "text": " I'm not paying a dollar a minute."}, {"start": 246.64000000000001, "end": 250.64000000000001, "text": " I'm not paying 80 cents a minute for a massage. It's just not gonna happen."}, {"start": 250.64000000000001, "end": 271.44, "text": " happen. I could hook you up. Well, I'd rather pay than get a free massage for sure from from"}, {"start": 271.44, "end": 276.32, "text": " chat. I will say and I don't know if this is necessarily like if there's medical benefits"}, {"start": 276.32, "end": 283.84, "text": " this but I would be stoked like I would pay $15 for a 15 minute massage maybe you can actually"}, {"start": 283.84, "end": 289.84, "text": " get that done but there's no shot I'm paying 60 bucks for an hour or a hundred bucks for 90 minutes"}, {"start": 289.84, "end": 301.52, "text": " it's just not going to happen I'll just suffer instead"}, {"start": 306.32, "end": 313.06, "text": " I did the census. It took it took three minutes with five questions. Did you get the long form?"}, {"start": 313.2, "end": 316.52, "text": " Yeah, maybe I did get the fucking long form or can I say"}, {"start": 317.44, "end": 319.68, "text": " Do you have anybody else that lives in your house?"}, {"start": 321.92, "end": 327.12, "text": " If you live by yourself in an apartment, I think the census would take five minutes"}, {"start": 327.12, "end": 331.4, "text": " But every single question gets multiplied by the number of people that live in your house"}, {"start": 336.32, "end": 340.92, "text": " I have a kid, it still took about 5 minutes."}, {"start": 340.92, "end": 345.52, "text": " I didn't get any religion questions, damn, maybe I did get the long form census."}, {"start": 345.52, "end": 350.3, "text": " As someone who got the long form census, let me say anyone begging for the long form census,"}, {"start": 350.3, "end": 352.88, "text": " you are not missing the fuck out."}, {"start": 352.88, "end": 356.0, "text": " Let me pr- I am also a nerd."}, {"start": 356.0, "end": 361.48, "text": " You are not missing out, man."}, {"start": 361.48, "end": 370.26, "text": " I still want it."}, {"start": 370.26, "end": 372.16, "text": " Why so you can tell them you're an atheist?"}, {"start": 372.16, "end": 375.72, "text": " Bro, you already put in that you're 25 and live in Toronto."}, {"start": 375.72, "end": 376.72, "text": " They know, man."}, {"start": 376.72, "end": 377.72, "text": " They know."}, {"start": 377.72, "end": 378.72, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 378.72, "end": 382.28000000000003, "text": " What a ridiculous question."}, {"start": 382.28000000000003, "end": 385.56, "text": " They said you're a 25-year-old Anglophone that lives in Toronto."}, {"start": 385.56, "end": 387.96000000000004, "text": " They don't need to ask the religious question."}, {"start": 387.96000000000004, "end": 394.96000000000004, "text": " Literally, I am irreligious, popped up in gray, immutable text."}, {"start": 400.96000000000004, "end": 404.96000000000004, "text": " Oh, you're 35 with a common law partner and no kids?"}, {"start": 404.96000000000004, "end": 406.96000000000004, "text": " Just curious."}, {"start": 406.96000000000004, "end": 408.96000000000004, "text": " What God do you worship?"}, {"start": 408.96000000000004, "end": 411.96000000000004, "text": " Come on."}, {"start": 411.96000000000004, "end": 416.96000000000004, "text": " They can't do the math to figure out how many people live in your house"}, {"start": 416.96000000000004, "end": 422.16, "text": " house when you say it's me, my wife, and one kid, but they definitely know."}, {"start": 422.16, "end": 439.28000000000003, "text": " They can read between the lines on that."}, {"start": 439.28000000000003, "end": 441.78000000000003, "text": " Let me put myself right here."}, {"start": 444.78000000000003, "end": 448.26000000000005, "text": " And the dragon dropped orbs, so very fine."}, {"start": 450.78000000000003, "end": 453.1, "text": " Our census in Ontario was just about ethnicity,"}, {"start": 453.1, "end": 454.06000000000006, "text": " not religion."}, {"start": 454.06000000000006, "end": 456.22, "text": " You didn't get the long form jealous."}, {"start": 456.22, "end": 458.98, "text": " First off, it stats Canada, not stats Ontario."}, {"start": 458.98, "end": 460.86, "text": " Average Ontario, when you remind them"}, {"start": 460.86, "end": 462.58000000000004, "text": " that there's nine other provinces"}, {"start": 462.58000000000004, "end": 464.24, "text": " and three territories in Canada,"}, {"start": 464.24, "end": 466.46000000000004, "text": " it stats can, not stats on."}, {"start": 466.46000000000004, "end": 468.46000000000004, "text": " Okay, go back to petitioning your premier"}, {"start": 468.46000000000004, "end": 470.54, "text": " not to purchase a private jet, buddy."}, {"start": 476.22, "end": 477.78000000000003, "text": " We out here three hours behind"}, {"start": 477.78000000000003, "end": 479.98, "text": " and still ahead of the curve."}, {"start": 479.98, "end": 480.98, "text": " BC, baby."}, {"start": 484.14000000000004, "end": 486.22, "text": " I didn't say shit about Ontario, by the way."}, {"start": 486.22, "end": 488.24, "text": " I literally like Ontario."}, {"start": 488.24, "end": 492.46000000000004, "text": " It's one of the best places to go out to Boston Pizza"}, {"start": 492.46000000000004, "end": 495.50000000000006, "text": " and see lots of dudes taking their wives out for anniversaries"}, {"start": 495.50000000000006, "end": 497.18000000000006, "text": " and they're wearing baseball caps."}, {"start": 498.46000000000004, "end": 501.98, "text": " Damn it, so did this player always been this quiet?"}, {"start": 501.98, "end": 503.58000000000004, "text": " Or did I go like half-deaf?"}, {"start": 503.58000000000004, "end": 507.84000000000003, "text": " Okay, we gotta do some grinding today, y'all."}, {"start": 507.84000000000003, "end": 513.12, "text": " Because I have the Necrobinder at level 9, and I have the Defect at level 9, and we gotta"}, {"start": 513.12, "end": 515.38, "text": " get him up to level 10, man."}, {"start": 515.38, "end": 519.7, "text": " And I don't wanna hear any madness about the Beta Branch, okay?"}, {"start": 519.7, "end": 521.82, "text": " I understand that the Beta Branch had a patch."}, {"start": 521.82, "end": 524.5, "text": " I'm not on it, bro."}, {"start": 524.5, "end": 530.06, "text": " We can enjoy the door maker for like another week or something like that."}, {"start": 530.06, "end": 531.06, "text": " Is that simple?"}, {"start": 531.06, "end": 533.26, "text": " Why are people review bombing the game?"}, {"start": 533.26, "end": 535.7, "text": " I don't even want to go off on a rant, okay?"}, {"start": 535.7, "end": 538.54, "text": " But literally Slay This Pire 2 is one of the greatest games ever made."}, {"start": 538.54, "end": 542.62, "text": " It has mostly negative reviews on Steam and all of the negative reviews are like, don't"}, {"start": 542.62, "end": 544.98, "text": " play it because the door maker is too hard."}, {"start": 544.98, "end": 546.06, "text": " Are you fucking stupid?"}, {"start": 546.06, "end": 549.7, "text": " The door maker is literally the easiest boss."}, {"start": 549.7, "end": 556.1600000000001, "text": " The Queen and the Experimental Subject are too fucking hard and don't even get me started"}, {"start": 556.1600000000001, "end": 559.94, "text": " on that motherfucker on Act 1 who you have to hit nine times before he takes damage for"}, {"start": 559.94, "end": 561.44, "text": " the first time."}, {"start": 561.44, "end": 568.0, "text": " The Door Maker is easy, man."}, {"start": 568.0, "end": 571.0, "text": " Test subject doing too much?"}, {"start": 571.0, "end": 576.48, "text": " Oh, anyway."}, {"start": 576.48, "end": 593.48, "text": " moving on. Is there no music in the game? Why is it so quiet, man? You all up"}, {"start": 593.48, "end": 600.84, "text": " that? No, man, I'm in it. Look. Maybe I can kind of hear it. Maybe all the blood"}, {"start": 600.84, "end": 606.52, "text": " rushed to my head and out of my ears or something like that."}, {"start": 606.52, "end": 608.12, "text": " Are you guys washed in the blood of the lamb?"}, {"start": 608.12, "end": 612.0600000000001, "text": " I'm just, I'm not even looking at what path I'm going to take, I'm just scrolling."}, {"start": 612.0600000000001, "end": 617.48, "text": " Silver crucible means we want to combat early at a minimum."}, {"start": 617.48, "end": 623.6800000000001, "text": " Just figure out what the hell we're doing with this fella."}, {"start": 623.6800000000001, "end": 629.6800000000001, "text": " Yeah, first reform mentioned."}, {"start": 629.6800000000001, "end": 631.6800000000001, "text": " Mm-mm"}, {"start": 638.5600000000001, "end": 643.4000000000001, "text": " Wasn't that the title of a Coldplay album I literally a I wouldn't know"}, {"start": 644.4000000000001, "end": 648.1200000000001, "text": " Be I know the title of one Coldplay album, and I think it's called parachutes"}, {"start": 653.0000000000001, "end": 658.4000000000001, "text": " But if you're asking me about parachutes buddy you better be talking about shugo Tokumaru"}, {"start": 659.6800000000001, "end": 662.1200000000001, "text": " Oh, that's right, I rushed a blood to the head, that's right."}, {"start": 662.1200000000001, "end": 664.32, "text": " That's the one with, ooh."}, {"start": 666.84, "end": 667.6800000000001, "text": " Ah."}, {"start": 669.0400000000001, "end": 670.7600000000001, "text": " They were spitting with that one."}, {"start": 671.84, "end": 672.6800000000001, "text": " Hmm."}, {"start": 674.0400000000001, "end": 676.9200000000001, "text": " These are three beautiful choices, man."}, {"start": 678.7600000000001, "end": 680.8800000000001, "text": " I mean, I really like Haunt,"}, {"start": 680.8800000000001, "end": 683.7600000000001, "text": " and then just adding as many souls as possible."}, {"start": 683.76, "end": 694.4399999999999, "text": " I love that song for real you love clocks by Coldplay and it's nothing as far as Coldplay"}, {"start": 694.4399999999999, "end": 703.66, "text": " songs go you could do a lot worse you could do a lot worse don't get me wrong that's huge"}, {"start": 703.66, "end": 722.74, "text": " Hold. Love Fallen Kingdom? Are you my daughter? Don't answer that. You know, I don't know why"}, {"start": 722.74, "end": 727.78, "text": " I'm surprised with Silver Crucible that I'm seeing upgraded card rewards buddy. That's what"}, {"start": 727.78, "end": 735.4, "text": " they do. That's what they do is give you upgraded card rewards. I'd like to summon"}, {"start": 735.4, "end": 748.86, "text": " nine and then exhaust and then literally just do damage. Slug mode. Anyone else are"}, {"start": 748.86, "end": 752.68, "text": " you guys smart? Wait, how would you phrase this if you were trying to farm points?"}, {"start": 752.6800000000001, "end": 758.2800000000001, "text": " Are you like me or are you intelligent? That's how we farm on this one. I only"}, {"start": 758.2800000000001, "end": 765.32, "text": " just found out that there are two different biomes on the first floor."}, {"start": 767.2800000000001, "end": 771.2, "text": " I'm a little embarrassed to say it but did you know there's there's an under"}, {"start": 771.2, "end": 778.24, "text": " docks and then there's like I don't know like a forest biome? I had no idea man I'm"}, {"start": 778.24, "end": 785.08, "text": " just being honest with you. The game tells you about it explicitly. Yeah, I mean, what"}, {"start": 785.08, "end": 797.32, "text": " do you want me to say? Who reads? Well, like a lot of people are reading like, you know,"}, {"start": 797.32, "end": 805.76, "text": " Romantic and stuff like that, which by the way is fine. In my opinion, at least. Like"}, {"start": 805.76, "end": 809.52, "text": " I don't even, I've played, well, you know, let me check."}, {"start": 812.96, "end": 814.72, "text": " I've played 82 hours of this."}, {"start": 814.72, "end": 817.96, "text": " I can tell you the names of no enemies for one,"}, {"start": 817.96, "end": 820.08, "text": " except for bosses, and even the bosses,"}, {"start": 820.08, "end": 821.56, "text": " I have to triple check."}, {"start": 821.56, "end": 826.24, "text": " And then beyond that, there are cards I still,"}, {"start": 826.24, "end": 829.08, "text": " not only do not know the name of the card,"}, {"start": 829.08, "end": 831.26, "text": " but I have no concept of what it does."}, {"start": 831.26, "end": 838.22, "text": " I do know the shrink beetle. Okay, that's fair. I know the shrink beetle"}, {"start": 841.54, "end": 843.54, "text": " Preferred noodle"}, {"start": 844.18, "end": 850.18, "text": " Now this is a fucked up turn man preferred noodle for me is ramen. I'm becoming more"}, {"start": 853.74, "end": 855.98, "text": " Trying to think of what the right word would be"}, {"start": 855.98, "end": 862.54, "text": " I'm becoming less axiomatic when it comes to noodles."}, {"start": 862.54, "end": 865.3000000000001, "text": " I used to kind of be like a ramen noodle or bus sort of guy."}, {"start": 865.3000000000001, "end": 872.38, "text": " Now I'm like, you know, if I'm on an airplane and the meal has one of those weird little"}, {"start": 872.38, "end": 877.5, "text": " semi-square soba containers with it with the soba sauce, it's kind of like a sweet soy"}, {"start": 877.5, "end": 878.82, "text": " sauce or something like that."}, {"start": 878.82, "end": 883.1, "text": " I would, I'll eat the soba."}, {"start": 883.1, "end": 885.7, "text": " I can't believe we're not getting any cards with souls, man."}, {"start": 885.7, "end": 889.6600000000001, "text": " They're literally trolling me here."}, {"start": 889.6600000000001, "end": 890.3000000000001, "text": " Fancy?"}, {"start": 890.3000000000001, "end": 893.1400000000001, "text": " Well, when you fly an economy on an Asian airline,"}, {"start": 893.1400000000001, "end": 894.9000000000001, "text": " they actually treat you like a human being."}, {"start": 894.9000000000001, "end": 898.74, "text": " Now, one of the things that's been hardest for me to accept"}, {"start": 898.74, "end": 901.86, "text": " as I've gotten older and traveled a little bit"}, {"start": 901.86, "end": 908.6600000000001, "text": " is that the thing frowny face, thing Japan bat chest"}, {"start": 908.6600000000001, "end": 913.1, "text": " is literally, actually sadly, and I wish it weren't the case,"}, {"start": 913.1, "end": 916.46, "text": " but is actually true in a lot of circumstances."}, {"start": 918.3000000000001, "end": 920.74, "text": " So there's a surprising amount of..."}, {"start": 920.74, "end": 922.66, "text": " Well, I guess we're just dead, that's cool."}, {"start": 922.66, "end": 924.5400000000001, "text": " Surprising amount of circumstances"}, {"start": 924.5400000000001, "end": 926.7, "text": " where it actually is like, like,"}, {"start": 926.7, "end": 929.4200000000001, "text": " thing Japan, it's not gonna change your life necessarily,"}, {"start": 929.4200000000001, "end": 932.1800000000001, "text": " but thing Japan can sometimes be better"}, {"start": 932.1800000000001, "end": 935.74, "text": " than the default version of thing North America, for sure."}, {"start": 935.74, "end": 937.26, "text": " Now, I'm not sure it applies to the family"}, {"start": 937.26, "end": 938.86, "text": " of my fried chicken, but anyway."}, {"start": 943.1, "end": 950.1, "text": " I do like a random rare."}, {"start": 950.1, "end": 954.1, "text": " I said, I ain't gonna do it without my Scython!"}, {"start": 954.1, "end": 957.1, "text": " Oh no!"}, {"start": 957.1, "end": 959.1, "text": " Glass noodles are great."}, {"start": 959.1, "end": 964.1, "text": " Listen, at this point in my life, I'm so carb-coated that I'll take anything as long as it's not"}, {"start": 964.1, "end": 969.1, "text": " fuck-ass konyaku or something like that."}, {"start": 973.1, "end": 978.1, "text": " We'll play this site later, man. It'll happen, don't worry."}, {"start": 983.1, "end": 985.1, "text": " Have you seen a Koriata movie?"}, {"start": 987.1, "end": 989.1, "text": " Chad, I'm getting confused right now."}, {"start": 989.1, "end": 992.1, "text": " Koriata is the one that the librarian is watching all the time right now, right?"}, {"start": 992.1, "end": 997.1, "text": " Who's the one that did a big bald, beautiful journey?"}, {"start": 997.1, "end": 1001.34, "text": " journey, with easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen, but then everybody else was"}, {"start": 1001.34, "end": 1005.98, "text": " like, you've got to watch the other ones because that one's just this uniquely terrible."}, {"start": 1005.98, "end": 1007.36, "text": " That's Koganada."}, {"start": 1007.36, "end": 1019.12, "text": " And then who did Rental Family?"}, {"start": 1019.12, "end": 1024.18, "text": " That's Hikari."}, {"start": 1024.18, "end": 1027.06, "text": " I would love to make a joke, but to be honest, I should be able to remember those."}, {"start": 1027.06, "end": 1031.5, "text": " those three, that shouldn't be that hard."}, {"start": 1031.5, "end": 1035.5, "text": " This should be easy enough."}, {"start": 1035.5, "end": 1042.54, "text": " Let's keep it, let's keep it punching here."}, {"start": 1042.54, "end": 1045.58, "text": " Monolingual is literally not my fault."}, {"start": 1045.58, "end": 1049.58, "text": " It's society's fault for teaching me like the most OP language first."}, {"start": 1049.58, "end": 1053.62, "text": " If they taught me a less powerful language by default, I would probably be bilingual,"}, {"start": 1053.62, "end": 1054.62, "text": " but I might fuck it."}, {"start": 1054.62, "end": 1056.98, "text": " I might even be trial-lingual at this point."}, {"start": 1056.98, "end": 1068.42, "text": " the mother of inventions bro but English is literally OP take another Grave Warden why"}, {"start": 1068.42, "end": 1084.38, "text": " not they don't want to hear it but he's right listen I understand it I mean if"}, {"start": 1084.38, "end": 1087.94, "text": " If you're an idiot, it sounds offensive to say English is OP, but they literally, it's"}, {"start": 1087.94, "end": 1092.22, "text": " on the sign in like every single country."}, {"start": 1092.22, "end": 1095.46, "text": " Like you travel almost anywhere in the world and English is on the sign."}, {"start": 1095.46, "end": 1098.7800000000002, "text": " I'm not saying that's how it should be, by the way, I'm saying like, to be honest with"}, {"start": 1098.7800000000002, "end": 1101.5400000000002, "text": " you, it makes you feel kind of bad."}, {"start": 1101.5400000000002, "end": 1106.0200000000002, "text": " It makes you feel like that's not fair, like I flew across the Pacific Ocean."}, {"start": 1106.0200000000002, "end": 1108.18, "text": " Why the fuck is my language on the sign?"}, {"start": 1108.18, "end": 1112.66, "text": " Like, it feels problematic, but at the same time, you're like, damn, I guess that's where"}, {"start": 1112.66, "end": 1116.5400000000002, "text": " I go if I want to get to Ikebukuro, so you take the good with the bad, you know?"}, {"start": 1123.1000000000001, "end": 1125.1000000000001, "text": " Huge"}, {"start": 1127.66, "end": 1131.64, "text": " Dredge are we dredging dredging you"}, {"start": 1137.26, "end": 1141.1000000000001, "text": " I know you're not a physical media guy, but if you could have any blu-ray, what would it be?"}, {"start": 1141.1000000000001, "end": 1146.16, "text": " I don't have an answer for that, but does anyone want to go to black dog video and then just buy like a fuck ton of"}, {"start": 1146.2, "end": 1148.44, "text": " Criterion collection editions and put them back here"}, {"start": 1151.5800000000002, "end": 1156.38, "text": " Put them back here to virtue signal mostly movies that I've never seen I want to see right there"}, {"start": 1156.38, "end": 1159.9, "text": " I want Mishima a life in four parts next to that"}, {"start": 1160.3400000000001, "end": 1163.16, "text": " Twin Peaks firewalk with me boom move it over one"}, {"start": 1164.42, "end": 1169.42, "text": " Seven samurai and then ran the the Kurosawa double hit"}, {"start": 1169.42, "end": 1174.3400000000001, "text": " Let's put do the right thing right there. Okay, what are we going to have next to that?"}, {"start": 1174.3400000000001, "end": 1178.7, "text": " Hmm, come and see right next to stalker right next to Solaris."}, {"start": 1178.7, "end": 1189.3400000000001, "text": " Festin, I think Festin and Yahten right next to one another. Maybe, might I suggest, right next to"}, {"start": 1189.3400000000001, "end": 1196.1000000000001, "text": " Druke, right next to Druke. Is there a, is there a criterion collection? We need Bochervall. We need"}, {"start": 1196.1000000000001, "end": 1204.46, "text": " Bo-Travai up there. Dredge is really good. Let me think about this beast."}, {"start": 1207.7400000000002, "end": 1214.9800000000002, "text": " Both of these. We need a couple copies of both of these. Wally criterion. Is there"}, {"start": 1214.9800000000002, "end": 1220.94, "text": " really a criterion collection edition of Wally? I need that next to a new Hope, man."}, {"start": 1226.1000000000001, "end": 1230.6000000000001, "text": " Yes, dude."}, {"start": 1230.6000000000001, "end": 1232.3200000000002, "text": " You know what movie I actually have to see?"}, {"start": 1232.3200000000002, "end": 1235.5200000000002, "text": " Thank you for mentioning it, by the way."}, {"start": 1235.5200000000002, "end": 1240.0400000000002, "text": " A movie I actually have to see, because I saw it when I was a child, when it was just"}, {"start": 1240.0400000000002, "end": 1248.4800000000002, "text": " a joke to me, because I was like eight, is Babe."}, {"start": 1248.4800000000002, "end": 1254.8400000000001, "text": " And I don't know, we're in this post-Ironic era, where I also don't know if Babe Pig in"}, {"start": 1254.84, "end": 1260.6799999999998, "text": " the city is a joke or if it's actually Kino like I watched babe when I was like"}, {"start": 1260.6799999999998, "end": 1266.6799999999998, "text": " eights not a good time to watch a movie with like a gooey emotional center"}, {"start": 1266.6799999999998, "end": 1275.1399999999999, "text": " because I was basically just like yes a movie about a pig it's you know simple"}, {"start": 1275.1399999999999, "end": 1281.82, "text": " ass 13 you're doing 24 I think that means I can get to 23 I can live with"}, {"start": 1281.82, "end": 1297.4199999999998, "text": " 23 on this one. I can live with taking a small amount of damage on this one. Marley and me?"}, {"start": 1297.4199999999998, "end": 1302.06, "text": " No, I was like, I'm pretty sure that shit came out when the NLSS was on. So like that shit,"}, {"start": 1302.06, "end": 1304.3, "text": " it was not a childhood movie for a beast like me."}, {"start": 1304.3, "end": 1312.78, "text": " Can you take a turn you don't take a turn off huh so I should have been attacking you"}, {"start": 1312.78, "end": 1327.6599999999999, "text": " this whole time great fantastic awesome that's wonderful news just because it's a kids movie"}, {"start": 1327.6599999999999, "end": 1334.26, "text": " doesn't mean it's a joke movie you're not you're not prepared for a big pig in the city I didn't"}, {"start": 1334.26, "end": 1339.06, "text": " I never said it's a joke movie. I said I was eight so I treated it as a joke because I lacked the emotional depth to"}, {"start": 1341.34, "end": 1346.74, "text": " The really interface with it on any level beyond this is a movie with a pig in it. I think you have me confused"}, {"start": 1352.32, "end": 1355.64, "text": " When you're eight every movie is a joke yeah except spider-verse buddy"}, {"start": 1360.2, "end": 1362.68, "text": " We have to we have to beat your ass red"}, {"start": 1364.26, "end": 1370.92, "text": " It looks like that."}, {"start": 1370.92, "end": 1373.82, "text": " It has a 67 on Rotten Tomatoes."}, {"start": 1373.82, "end": 1375.26, "text": " Rotten Tomatoes is a weird one."}, {"start": 1375.26, "end": 1377.94, "text": " You can't trust it at all, obviously."}, {"start": 1377.94, "end": 1382.22, "text": " But you certainly can't trust it for like a movie that came out before Rotten Tomatoes"}, {"start": 1382.22, "end": 1383.22, "text": " existed."}, {"start": 1383.22, "end": 1385.42, "text": " Also, yeah, now that I think about it, are you just trolling?"}, {"start": 1385.42, "end": 1390.42, "text": " Are you just saying that because it's 6'7\"?"}, {"start": 1390.42, "end": 1396.94, "text": " This really just killed me."}, {"start": 1396.94, "end": 1402.18, "text": " We go again."}, {"start": 1402.18, "end": 1406.3400000000001, "text": " It's that simple."}, {"start": 1406.3400000000001, "end": 1407.3400000000001, "text": " Scythe cheeks?"}, {"start": 1407.3400000000001, "end": 1408.3400000000001, "text": " It's literally awesome."}, {"start": 1408.3400000000001, "end": 1419.0600000000002, "text": " I was just playing like garbage because I was arguing about babe pig in the city."}, {"start": 1419.0600000000002, "end": 1420.3400000000001, "text": " Potions slot two potions."}, {"start": 1420.34, "end": 1425.34, "text": " I mean, winged boots can do something at the bare minimum."}, {"start": 1434.3, "end": 1436.8, "text": " Fern Gully fucked up movie for a kid to watch."}, {"start": 1436.8, "end": 1439.34, "text": " I literally saw it in theaters, I think four times."}, {"start": 1442.8, "end": 1443.8, "text": " Hello, Tiny Request."}, {"start": 1443.8, "end": 1445.08, "text": " I enjoy the YouTube videos,"}, {"start": 1445.08, "end": 1447.24, "text": " but could we cut out the two minute outro song?"}, {"start": 1447.24, "end": 1448.6, "text": " It kills my autoplay vibe."}, {"start": 1448.6, "end": 1450.1999999999998, "text": " I have to manually skip it every time."}, {"start": 1450.2, "end": 1450.88, "text": " Thanks."}, {"start": 1450.88, "end": 1452.04, "text": " Librarian, are you here?"}, {"start": 1452.04, "end": 1453.1200000000001, "text": " We got one for you."}, {"start": 1453.1200000000001, "end": 1455.68, "text": " This one, I'm going to direct your comment."}, {"start": 1455.68, "end": 1456.8400000000001, "text": " Thank you."}, {"start": 1456.8400000000001, "end": 1458.8, "text": " We appreciate your call."}, {"start": 1458.8, "end": 1461.8400000000001, "text": " Your feedback is important to us."}, {"start": 1461.8400000000001, "end": 1464.52, "text": " I just think that maybe on the phone menu,"}, {"start": 1464.52, "end": 1465.88, "text": " you hit the wrong button."}, {"start": 1465.88, "end": 1468.4, "text": " Because this went direct to me."}, {"start": 1468.4, "end": 1471.4, "text": " Instead of going to the person that"}, {"start": 1471.4, "end": 1473.96, "text": " is most able to deal with your concerns."}, {"start": 1476.72, "end": 1477.28, "text": " But that's fine."}, {"start": 1477.28, "end": 1479.0800000000002, "text": " We'll redirect that over to the librarian."}, {"start": 1479.08, "end": 1479.9199999999998, "text": " you're good to go."}, {"start": 1484.32, "end": 1485.1599999999999, "text": " How to strike."}, {"start": 1497.48, "end": 1498.48, "text": " Nine block."}, {"start": 1499.52, "end": 1500.36, "text": " Love it."}, {"start": 1501.56, "end": 1502.9199999999998, "text": " And then come back to life."}, {"start": 1502.92, "end": 1519.68, "text": " Next outro is going to be All of Lotter Alice."}, {"start": 1519.68, "end": 1521.64, "text": " I'm sorry to say, am I pretentious?"}, {"start": 1521.64, "end": 1522.64, "text": " Yes."}, {"start": 1522.64, "end": 1525.16, "text": " I'm literally not going to play it."}, {"start": 1525.16, "end": 1528.28, "text": " Am I the kind of pretentious that listened to Tool when I was in high school?"}, {"start": 1528.28, "end": 1529.28, "text": " No."}, {"start": 1529.28, "end": 1532.8400000000001, "text": " Perhaps even worse, I was the kind of pretentious that thought I was like too good to listen"}, {"start": 1532.8400000000001, "end": 1539.3200000000002, "text": " the tool. Now notice I did not say it's a defensible position but it might have"}, {"start": 1539.3200000000002, "end": 1543.68, "text": " it might have been the right call. That's all I'm saying."}, {"start": 1551.68, "end": 1557.44, "text": " Have all the listener? No, I was listening to some, I was listening to the"}, {"start": 1557.44, "end": 1571.8400000000001, "text": " pipettes. I was listening to suburban kids with biblical names. I'm deliberately picking some"}, {"start": 1573.1200000000001, "end": 1579.04, "text": " indie bands that are not necessarily from the top of the barrel to also cast the lens of"}, {"start": 1580.48, "end": 1583.04, "text": " introspection on myself, so to speak."}, {"start": 1583.04, "end": 1591.52, "text": " Let me take another bone shards, man."}, {"start": 1591.52, "end": 1597.52, "text": " Remove a card at a guilty, would do so happily."}, {"start": 1597.52, "end": 1599.28, "text": " Someone still loves you, Boris Yeltsin."}, {"start": 1599.28, "end": 1604.96, "text": " Now that's something I have not thought about in a long time."}, {"start": 1604.96, "end": 1606.6399999999999, "text": " Someone still loves you, Boris Yeltsin."}, {"start": 1606.6399999999999, "end": 1608.0, "text": " Damn, we're going way back."}, {"start": 1608.0, "end": 1609.3999999999999, "text": " You know what I always think about?"}, {"start": 1609.3999999999999, "end": 1612.08, "text": " What the fuck happened to battles, man?"}, {"start": 1612.08, "end": 1620.0, "text": " came they they dropped one album in the summer of 2007 whatever did they ever"}, {"start": 1620.0, "end": 1627.3999999999999, "text": " come out with another one they did one after another the movie the best picture"}, {"start": 1627.3999999999999, "end": 1632.84, "text": " they're still making music damn I gotta think about oh no I see what you're"}, {"start": 1632.84, "end": 1636.1999999999998, "text": " saying you're making I did I thought I was a genius for making the reference you"}, {"start": 1636.2, "end": 1643.96, "text": " made the reference first. Fair enough. I hate this motherfucker, by the way."}, {"start": 1648.3600000000001, "end": 1655.4, "text": " Lack of Slytherin Strangler. Hold me. You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 1655.4, "end": 1657.4, "text": " Staphon, Malkmousse,"}, {"start": 1660.98, "end": 1662.98, "text": " Camera Obscura, anybody?"}, {"start": 1663.0800000000002, "end": 1670.8200000000002, "text": " So yeah, Camera Obscura if they were John Wick. So yeah, Lloyd. I'm thinking I'm ready to be heartbroken."}, {"start": 1672.2, "end": 1677.8000000000002, "text": " That's on the Peloton playlist. I just I don't hear it that often because there's now like 900 songs on that thing, but"}, {"start": 1679.3200000000002, "end": 1681.3200000000002, "text": " It is on the Peloton playlist."}, {"start": 1685.4, "end": 1690.14, "text": " Spoon in the Anthony Bourdain biopic trailer. Let me pop it off. I haven't seen the trailer. What song is it?"}, {"start": 1690.14, "end": 1695.3600000000001, "text": " Is it the way we get by? That seems like it would fit contemporaneously and maybe also with the vibe of"}, {"start": 1695.6000000000001, "end": 1699.38, "text": " You know cutting your teeth in the kitchen spoon found in kitchen. Hey"}, {"start": 1700.4, "end": 1702.4, "text": " That's good. Very good joke"}, {"start": 1704.24, "end": 1706.24, "text": " Very good joke"}, {"start": 1710.52, "end": 1714.38, "text": " You fucking with the dismemberment plan. Oh you do we get a whole era"}, {"start": 1715.4, "end": 1721.22, "text": " Remember when there was the presidential doodles and there was like"}, {"start": 1721.22, "end": 1725.8600000000001, "text": " Dwight Eisenhower's was like a smiley face or whatever and then like Jimmy"}, {"start": 1725.8600000000001, "end": 1729.38, "text": " Carter's was like a horizon and then Richard Nixon's looks like looks like"}, {"start": 1729.38, "end": 1733.66, "text": " the cover of this member and plans emergency and I"}, {"start": 1734.66, "end": 1739.18, "text": " it's our ostie bill mirror ostie billed as souls and then we get the rare that"}, {"start": 1739.18, "end": 1743.98, "text": " allows you to summon every time you play a soul"}, {"start": 1745.4, "end": 1749.0, "text": " Fuck it, we need upgrades."}, {"start": 1749.0, "end": 1753.16, "text": " You ever have a dead canadies phase?"}, {"start": 1753.16, "end": 1763.8000000000002, "text": " Like, to be real with you, I'm having it like right now."}, {"start": 1763.8000000000002, "end": 1766.88, "text": " I remember asking Justin, I was like, are the dead canadies cool?"}, {"start": 1766.88, "end": 1772.76, "text": " He's my only conduit to the spirit of punk."}, {"start": 1772.76, "end": 1775.4, "text": " He said, and I went, you know what?"}, {"start": 1775.4, "end": 1776.74, "text": " Fuck it, not my problem."}, {"start": 1778.0, "end": 1780.4, "text": " I'm gonna keep listening."}, {"start": 1781.76, "end": 1782.94, "text": " I was like, that's okay."}, {"start": 1788.32, "end": 1789.24, "text": " Are we just dead?"}, {"start": 1791.64, "end": 1794.32, "text": " It's crazy how much harder this game is on Twitch"}, {"start": 1794.32, "end": 1795.4, "text": " than it is on YouTube, man."}, {"start": 1795.4, "end": 1798.36, "text": " On YouTube, we've kind of been fucking flying."}, {"start": 1802.76, "end": 1822.2, "text": " You got to deal with YouTube chat you'd be surprised man, you'd be surprised."}, {"start": 1822.2, "end": 1825.16, "text": " Free vulnerable makes a big difference."}, {"start": 1825.16, "end": 1829.68, "text": " Do you hate me?"}, {"start": 1829.68, "end": 1830.68, "text": " No, Spiny Boy."}, {"start": 1830.68, "end": 1835.04, "text": " Honestly, Spiny Boy stocks have been coming up, but I can't remember why."}, {"start": 1835.04, "end": 1838.1200000000001, "text": " You said something and I was like, Dan, who said that?"}, {"start": 1838.1200000000001, "end": 1839.1200000000001, "text": " It was in the Discord."}, {"start": 1839.1200000000001, "end": 1843.2, "text": " And then I looked at it and I was like, oh shit, Spiny Boy."}, {"start": 1843.2, "end": 1846.2, "text": " I didn't expect that."}, {"start": 1846.2, "end": 1851.5600000000002, "text": " It elevated your stock greatly."}, {"start": 1851.5600000000002, "end": 1854.5600000000002, "text": " Probably because they defend Yeti to the death."}, {"start": 1854.5600000000002, "end": 1855.5600000000002, "text": " It's not all about that."}, {"start": 1855.5600000000002, "end": 1858.5600000000002, "text": " I'm pretty sure it was because they said something to fuck order."}, {"start": 1858.56, "end": 1873.36, "text": " I'm pretty sure it's because they said something that defended me, to be honest."}, {"start": 1873.36, "end": 1876.8799999999999, "text": " Eddie holds the key."}, {"start": 1876.8799999999999, "end": 1881.6799999999998, "text": " Their wed connects us all."}, {"start": 1881.6799999999998, "end": 1886.76, "text": " Brother, what am I doing?"}, {"start": 1886.76, "end": 1887.76, "text": " What am I doing?"}, {"start": 1887.76, "end": 1889.92, "text": " this is where you just say fuck it"}, {"start": 1889.92, "end": 1895.4, "text": " kill me now or give me an incredible relic"}, {"start": 1895.4, "end": 1902.4, "text": " this is by the way this is kill me now"}, {"start": 1907.8799999999999, "end": 1910.8799999999999, "text": " well this basically does nothing for us"}, {"start": 1910.88, "end": 1937.2800000000002, "text": " Um, foam shards in harmony, bodyguard, foam shards in harmony, well, that's horrible."}, {"start": 1937.28, "end": 1949.92, "text": " In theory, something incredible could happen."}, {"start": 1949.92, "end": 1953.68, "text": " You literally can't get hurt if you just choose not to do the math."}, {"start": 1953.68, "end": 1960.68, "text": " That's one thing you need to know about this game."}, {"start": 1960.68, "end": 1963.0800000000002, "text": " I think this is the incredible thing."}, {"start": 1969.8, "end": 1972.92, "text": " I can't take that many bone shards and harmonies, man."}, {"start": 1974.28, "end": 1976.5600000000002, "text": " Or maybe I can, and then just play it every..."}, {"start": 1976.5600000000002, "end": 1980.48, "text": " If we could get Snap and then give a bone shards and harmony retain."}, {"start": 1984.3600000000001, "end": 1986.88, "text": " We could theoretically have nine damage to everybody,"}, {"start": 1986.88, "end": 1994.48, "text": " N9 block every turn, which might get us through the combat on the second floor."}, {"start": 1998.4, "end": 2006.48, "text": " So you die, but then also summon too. Nope. Not at all."}, {"start": 2016.88, "end": 2031.1200000000001, "text": " 19 HP, 19 HP, we run these streets man, who's our boss?"}, {"start": 2031.1200000000001, "end": 2045.0400000000002, "text": " Ah mother fucker man, we just, dude might as well not even fight him, there's no point."}, {"start": 2045.04, "end": 2050.52, "text": " We have to do 183 damage, but also we basically have to do like 250 damage because the first"}, {"start": 2050.52, "end": 2055.04, "text": " 17 hits don't even affect him."}, {"start": 2075.04, "end": 2081.84, "text": " Yeti's in the on-band request begging you to take a look sorry man I don't have a"}, {"start": 2081.84, "end": 2086.56, "text": " choice yeah I'm like I'm working right now yeti so I'm not gonna do that it's"}, {"start": 2086.56, "end": 2090.56, "text": " not the Yeti show okay I'm happy to have all your messages oh wait did you get"}, {"start": 2090.56, "end": 2096.56, "text": " did yeti get banned banned by a mod I saw origin in chess so there's a there's a"}, {"start": 2096.56, "end": 2099.6, "text": " non-zero chance"}, {"start": 2105.04, "end": 2112.04, "text": " But they probably had their reasons if I had the guess."}, {"start": 2112.04, "end": 2113.04, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2113.04, "end": 2116.96, "text": " Now we, okay, seven turns in, we can finally start the fight."}, {"start": 2116.96, "end": 2120.52, "text": " Here we go."}, {"start": 2120.52, "end": 2122.64, "text": " We're not dead."}, {"start": 2122.64, "end": 2126.4, "text": " We only appear to be dead."}, {"start": 2126.4, "end": 2128.16, "text": " Thirty-two damage on this turn."}, {"start": 2128.16, "end": 2132.24, "text": " That one's, that was a lot worse for us, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 2132.2400000000002, "end": 2149.76, "text": " Um, and then triple it."}, {"start": 2149.76, "end": 2151.48, "text": " I mean there's still no hope."}, {"start": 2151.48, "end": 2159.2400000000002, "text": " Like look, look at what we've only done 60 damage to him."}, {"start": 2159.2400000000002, "end": 2176.0000000000005, "text": " Yep, okay, fair enough."}, {"start": 2176.0000000000005, "end": 2177.0000000000005, "text": " You built a deck?"}, {"start": 2177.0000000000005, "end": 2178.76, "text": " My brother in Christ, you built a deck."}, {"start": 2178.76, "end": 2181.1200000000003, "text": " My brother in Christ, I chose from three options."}, {"start": 2181.1200000000003, "end": 2184.6800000000003, "text": " If all three options are ass, then of course the run's gonna be ass."}, {"start": 2184.6800000000003, "end": 2185.6800000000003, "text": " This is exactly a..."}, {"start": 2185.6800000000003, "end": 2187.84, "text": " Oh, what do you mean the sandwich sucks?"}, {"start": 2187.84, "end": 2192.1600000000003, "text": " Brother in Christ, you made the sandwich. Have you seen the tomatoes that they have at Subway?"}, {"start": 2192.1600000000003, "end": 2196.7200000000003, "text": " Have you the lettuce is brown and the tomatoes are green? What's going on?"}, {"start": 2202.2400000000002, "end": 2205.84, "text": " I made the sandwich. I made the sandwich out of the bricks that they built."}, {"start": 2211.52, "end": 2214.1600000000003, "text": " Put the right kind of sauce on it. It can still hit. It's true."}, {"start": 2214.16, "end": 2217.3999999999996, "text": " You guys have tried the Piri Piri sauce?"}, {"start": 2217.3999999999996, "end": 2220.3199999999997, "text": " Yeah, it's just a thick or hot sauce, but it's okay."}, {"start": 2220.3199999999997, "end": 2225.92, "text": " Let's do it."}, {"start": 2225.92, "end": 2232.04, "text": " Okay, this time, we need to get Malfin to call."}, {"start": 2232.04, "end": 2238.64, "text": " He's the Necrobinder Understander."}, {"start": 2238.64, "end": 2240.8999999999996, "text": " You fucking with the Ruffle sauce?"}, {"start": 2240.8999999999996, "end": 2243.04, "text": " In spite of myself, I'm a caricature."}, {"start": 2243.04, "end": 2249.68, "text": " I can't bring myself to take any sauce on my subway sandwich that has like 180 calories"}, {"start": 2249.68, "end": 2251.88, "text": " per foot long."}, {"start": 2251.88, "end": 2257.2799999999997, "text": " Like eating 200 calories of sauce alongside your foot long sandwich just feels like it's"}, {"start": 2257.2799999999997, "end": 2261.2799999999997, "text": " just too much."}, {"start": 2261.2799999999997, "end": 2262.2799999999997, "text": " Just too much."}, {"start": 2262.2799999999997, "end": 2267.72, "text": " Yellow mustard is like, it's like four calories per foot long."}, {"start": 2267.7200000000003, "end": 2271.1600000000003, "text": " I mean, it's not probably as good as the ruffle sauce if I had the gas, but"}, {"start": 2276.36, "end": 2279.4800000000005, "text": " I'll pay 50 gold for an upgraded starting hand once."}, {"start": 2284.5600000000004, "end": 2287.6800000000003, "text": " First, I really love burning sticks, man."}, {"start": 2287.7200000000003, "end": 2292.4, "text": " The first time you exhaust a skill at a copy of it to your hand."}, {"start": 2292.4, "end": 2301.2000000000003, "text": " I had this on a, um, on a silent run with adrenaline."}, {"start": 2301.2000000000003, "end": 2304.7200000000003, "text": " So you would literally just play adrenaline and then you'd be like, you know what fucking"}, {"start": 2304.7200000000003, "end": 2308.58, "text": " hits after adrenaline?"}, {"start": 2308.58, "end": 2310.8, "text": " A second fucking adrenaline, bro."}, {"start": 2310.8, "end": 2314.36, "text": " It's great."}, {"start": 2314.36, "end": 2315.36, "text": " What do you think?"}, {"start": 2315.36, "end": 2317.88, "text": " Wait, I gotta read this."}, {"start": 2317.88, "end": 2320.84, "text": " What do you think your death trap would be if John Kramer took you?"}, {"start": 2320.84, "end": 2323.1600000000003, "text": " Is John Kramer a jigsaw?"}, {"start": 2323.1600000000003, "end": 2327.7200000000003, "text": " Or John Kramer is the guy, jigsaw is a puppet that's manipulated by John Kramer."}, {"start": 2327.7200000000003, "end": 2329.7200000000003, "text": " Is that true?"}, {"start": 2329.7200000000003, "end": 2330.7200000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 2330.7200000000003, "end": 2338.08, "text": " I 100% think that it would just be, well, something's about to fall on me, okay?"}, {"start": 2338.08, "end": 2343.92, "text": " Like a heavy anvil or something, and I'm obviously strapped to a chair immobilized in some capacity."}, {"start": 2343.92, "end": 2350.04, "text": " As long as I talk, it does not, like the rope doesn't get any more frayed."}, {"start": 2350.04, "end": 2357.7599999999998, "text": " But if I ever stop talking, then like a knife gets closer to cutting the rope, thus dropping"}, {"start": 2357.7599999999998, "end": 2359.32, "text": " the boulder on top of my head."}, {"start": 2359.32, "end": 2362.96, "text": " So I think it's a very ironic punishment for me would be like to be forced to fill a"}, {"start": 2362.96, "end": 2367.2799999999997, "text": " buster until my inevitable death regardless."}, {"start": 2367.2799999999997, "end": 2377.92, "text": " I think that would make a lot of sense."}, {"start": 2377.92, "end": 2379.6, "text": " What about a full blocking build?"}, {"start": 2379.6, "end": 2382.88, "text": " I mean, Doom sucks so much ass, man."}, {"start": 2384.16, "end": 2386.3199999999997, "text": " Doesn't he give you a way to escape?"}, {"start": 2386.3199999999997, "end": 2387.56, "text": " Have you seen the movies?"}, {"start": 2387.56, "end": 2392.04, "text": " Like, he kind of gives you a way to escape, but..."}, {"start": 2392.04, "end": 2394.1, "text": " I mean, in some of them, he doesn't."}, {"start": 2395.12, "end": 2398.2799999999997, "text": " Like, some of the Saw games are actually competitive."}, {"start": 2398.2799999999997, "end": 2400.2799999999997, "text": " Like, not everybody can make it out alive."}, {"start": 2400.2799999999997, "end": 2402.3199999999997, "text": " They're set up like physical 100."}, {"start": 2404.68, "end": 2406.58, "text": " Might cost you a pound of flesh."}, {"start": 2406.58, "end": 2409.24, "text": " I know we've had this discussion a thousand times."}, {"start": 2409.6, "end": 2415.86, "text": " I weigh like a hundred and seventy two pounds. I think I could cut a pound of flesh out of myself without dying"}, {"start": 2416.24, "end": 2419.2999999999997, "text": " It would hurt like a motherfucker, but I think I could fill the scale"}, {"start": 2420.52, "end": 2424.2, "text": " Surely surely I could cut a pound of flesh off of myself"}, {"start": 2431.7999999999997, "end": 2433.96, "text": " Yes, I mean spread it out or like"}, {"start": 2433.96, "end": 2440.48, "text": " Take part of both buttcheeks."}, {"start": 2440.48, "end": 2444.4, "text": " I definitely think you take some off the front of the belly like no problem unless I guess"}, {"start": 2444.4, "end": 2449.6, "text": " like does body fat count as flesh or does it have to be muscle?"}, {"start": 2449.6, "end": 2450.96, "text": " I think I could do it man."}, {"start": 2450.96, "end": 2453.76, "text": " I think honestly in the Shakespearean times it was different because they didn't have"}, {"start": 2453.76, "end": 2456.84, "text": " like modern medicine or whatever."}, {"start": 2456.84, "end": 2459.76, "text": " And you got to do it in such a way that you don't bleed out and that might be the hardest"}, {"start": 2459.76, "end": 2460.76, "text": " part of all."}, {"start": 2460.76, "end": 2461.82, "text": " I don't disagree."}, {"start": 2465.7400000000002, "end": 2466.5800000000004, "text": " Fuck it, bro."}, {"start": 2466.5800000000004, "end": 2468.6400000000003, "text": " Call me Beyonce, I'm going countdown mode."}, {"start": 2471.38, "end": 2472.84, "text": " You just, yeah, you better make sure"}, {"start": 2472.84, "end": 2474.32, "text": " that fucking the Merchant of Venice"}, {"start": 2474.32, "end": 2477.9, "text": " is not using the metric system."}, {"start": 2477.9, "end": 2480.4, "text": " Because if you gotta cut out a kilo, you're fucked."}, {"start": 2482.5600000000004, "end": 2484.76, "text": " But if you randomize this card,"}, {"start": 2484.76, "end": 2487.96, "text": " well, I do really like Slyther,"}, {"start": 2487.96, "end": 2489.1600000000003, "text": " but we just can't make it work."}, {"start": 2489.16, "end": 2493.18, "text": " Let's get a, let's get a Toric Toughness off a strike"}, {"start": 2493.18, "end": 2495.6, "text": " and try to build a defensive Doom deck, man."}, {"start": 2500.5, "end": 2501.42, "text": " Could be the play."}, {"start": 2504.24, "end": 2508.46, "text": " We bring the Doom, that's what we do."}, {"start": 2508.46, "end": 2509.2999999999997, "text": " I like that."}, {"start": 2511.22, "end": 2512.8199999999997, "text": " I like that, who did that?"}, {"start": 2519.16, "end": 2535.12, "text": " Certainly, we're not using bone shards on that one, and if you block in 12 for us already."}, {"start": 2535.12, "end": 2539.3599999999997, "text": " After life with the burning sticks could be interesting, but actually negative pulse"}, {"start": 2539.3599999999997, "end": 2541.7599999999998, "text": " makes so much more sense for us."}, {"start": 2541.7599999999998, "end": 2545.3599999999997, "text": " Anyone else got Toric Toughness in their top three cards in the game?"}, {"start": 2545.36, "end": 2548.6200000000003, "text": " Toric Toughness is actually one of my favorite archetypes of cards."}, {"start": 2549.1200000000003, "end": 2553.82, "text": " Cards that when you look at them, you go, it looks like shit, but then when you play them, you win."}, {"start": 2557.82, "end": 2562.42, "text": " Like, there's so many cards in this game where I'm like the card reading it, it sucks."}, {"start": 2562.42, "end": 2568.02, "text": " But then, like, when I have it in my deck, it goes up, my win rate goes up significantly."}, {"start": 2571.3, "end": 2572.9, "text": " Fuck it. We'll upgrade it."}, {"start": 2575.36, "end": 2587.96, "text": " Absolutely will fucking upgrade it man."}, {"start": 2587.96, "end": 2592.7200000000003, "text": " Replay would go crazy."}, {"start": 2592.7200000000003, "end": 2594.2000000000003, "text": " You're not wrong about that."}, {"start": 2594.2000000000003, "end": 2597.56, "text": " Replay would go crazy."}, {"start": 2597.56, "end": 2603.1600000000003, "text": " Or having some extra dex, that's also, that's very valid."}, {"start": 2603.16, "end": 2607.3599999999997, "text": " Have you come around on Reflect yet?"}, {"start": 2607.3599999999997, "end": 2609.7599999999998, "text": " No Reflect is like the exact opposite to me."}, {"start": 2609.7599999999998, "end": 2613.08, "text": " It's a card that looks like it would be amazing and then every time I take it, I'm like what"}, {"start": 2613.08, "end": 2616.2799999999997, "text": " the fuck my deck sucks."}, {"start": 2616.2799999999997, "end": 2625.2799999999997, "text": " Okay, if we're going defense let's try man."}, {"start": 2625.2799999999997, "end": 2629.0, "text": " Summoned 5, gain 9, 50% more Doom also."}, {"start": 2629.0, "end": 2632.44, "text": " I mean, dude, that's a huge increase in doom."}, {"start": 2634.96, "end": 2635.88, "text": " Good lured."}, {"start": 2641.32, "end": 2642.48, "text": " Let's take Safe Path."}, {"start": 2644.84, "end": 2647.96, "text": " Whenever you play a card that costs two or more, game four block."}, {"start": 2649.84, "end": 2653.04, "text": " Medea plays Slay this fire, imagine, bro,"}, {"start": 2653.04, "end": 2655.6, "text": " that honestly, if Machinima was still around,"}, {"start": 2656.3199999999997, "end": 2663.3199999999997, "text": " That could be like literally the biggest video this that could be in the top 75 videos on the front page"}, {"start": 2666.68, "end": 2668.68, "text": " In Myanmar"}, {"start": 2673.08, "end": 2677.72, "text": " So we have no AOE, huh? No, we have AOE we have negative pulse"}, {"start": 2685.6, "end": 2691.16, "text": " Have you ever seen the Rolex subreddit and how much these dudes bend over backwards for"}, {"start": 2691.16, "end": 2692.56, "text": " the watch they want?"}, {"start": 2692.56, "end": 2695.8399999999997, "text": " I have, I have seen, first off, thank you for bringing this up."}, {"start": 2695.8399999999997, "end": 2701.16, "text": " I have seen the Rolex subreddit, but beyond that, I also have a brother-in-law who's kind"}, {"start": 2701.16, "end": 2707.12, "text": " of a Rolex guy, so I've heard firsthand what it's like."}, {"start": 2707.12, "end": 2713.8399999999997, "text": " Don't need a bro, give me one of those."}, {"start": 2713.84, "end": 2716.84, "text": " What is it like?"}, {"start": 2716.84, "end": 2727.84, "text": " Well, it's like a lot of luxury brands in the sense that you might think that Rolex is like a store where you go in and you go,"}, {"start": 2727.84, "end": 2731.84, "text": " I would like to spend a lot of money on a watch and they go, we're the store for you."}, {"start": 2731.84, "end": 2733.84, "text": " What watch do you want?"}, {"start": 2733.84, "end": 2735.84, "text": " Give me your money."}, {"start": 2735.84, "end": 2737.84, "text": " Here's the watch. Have a nice day."}, {"start": 2737.84, "end": 2739.84, "text": " But that's not how it works."}, {"start": 2739.84, "end": 2748.7200000000003, "text": " you actually have to, if you want one of the classic high-demand Rolexes, you have"}, {"start": 2748.7200000000003, "end": 2757.48, "text": " to build up a relationship with your sales associate first. Basically, and don't"}, {"start": 2757.48, "end": 2762.76, "text": " quote me on this, but my understanding is that you sort of have to just, they'll"}, {"start": 2762.76, "end": 2769.48, "text": " text you and be like, hey, we don't have your watch yet, but what we do have is"}, {"start": 2769.48, "end": 2774.08, "text": " is like a jacket that might move you up the list"}, {"start": 2774.08, "end": 2776.56, "text": " to actually get the watch you want."}, {"start": 2776.56, "end": 2780.32, "text": " So you buy the jacket or the bracelet"}, {"start": 2780.32, "end": 2785.08, "text": " or like a watch safe or something like that."}, {"start": 2785.08, "end": 2788.88, "text": " And then after six months, depending on where you live"}, {"start": 2788.88, "end": 2791.12, "text": " and your relationship with your sales associate,"}, {"start": 2791.12, "end": 2793.92, "text": " after like six months to two or three years,"}, {"start": 2793.92, "end": 2795.88, "text": " you'll get the call where they go,"}, {"start": 2795.88, "end": 2801.2400000000002, "text": " But hey, that watch that you wanted three years ago is now available."}, {"start": 2801.2400000000002, "end": 2806.46, "text": " And that is why if I were ever to get a nice watch, I'm not fucking with this kind of like"}, {"start": 2806.46, "end": 2810.44, "text": " artificial scarcity, you just go to Japan and get a Grand Seiko."}, {"start": 2810.44, "end": 2813.56, "text": " You spend the same amount of money which is unreasonable."}, {"start": 2813.56, "end": 2820.6400000000003, "text": " It's like a Toyota Corolla's worth of money just to get something that you only other"}, {"start": 2820.6400000000003, "end": 2823.0, "text": " dudes who care about watches care about at all."}, {"start": 2823.0, "end": 2825.56, "text": " And then you go get a Grand Seiko."}, {"start": 2825.56, "end": 2829.64, "text": " And then unless if you're a realtor, you may actually have to get a Rolex because then"}, {"start": 2829.64, "end": 2832.2, "text": " like your clients might be like, oh, shit, this guy's got a Rolex."}, {"start": 2832.2, "end": 2835.4, "text": " But if you're just like a guy, you could just get the Grand Seiko instead or something like"}, {"start": 2835.4, "end": 2838.64, "text": " that."}, {"start": 2838.64, "end": 2845.64, "text": " But then maybe this will age badly and at some point you'll have to do that as well."}, {"start": 2845.64, "end": 2852.0, "text": " Or you could get the Richard Millet, the one that looks like the factory that almost crushes"}, {"start": 2852.0, "end": 2857.28, "text": " Padme Amidala from the end of Attack of the Clones, where every time the second hand turns,"}, {"start": 2857.28, "end": 2860.12, "text": " like a hundred gears turn inside of the thing, but..."}, {"start": 2860.12, "end": 2870.2, "text": " Well, you just got a Garmin too."}, {"start": 2870.2, "end": 2872.44, "text": " Okay, Garmin."}, {"start": 2872.44, "end": 2877.16, "text": " I don't know what we're doing."}, {"start": 2877.16, "end": 2878.4, "text": " We're building a defensive deck."}, {"start": 2878.4, "end": 2884.0, "text": " We don't want to accidentally exhaust a soul with burning sticks though."}, {"start": 2884.0, "end": 2891.6, "text": " Air go, air go, we take fucking friendship because we want energy."}, {"start": 2891.6, "end": 2905.92, "text": " And then we fight an elite."}, {"start": 2905.92, "end": 2912.7200000000003, "text": " opportunity to use a flex potion on this fellow when you actually have some"}, {"start": 2912.7200000000003, "end": 2930.2400000000002, "text": " attacks when we have some attacks that exists 29 doom we can do we're never"}, {"start": 2930.2400000000002, "end": 2935.52, "text": " gonna play an attack bro we're obviously never gonna play an attack what do you"}, {"start": 2935.52, "end": 2938.22, "text": " He's like, well, we can play an attack right there."}, {"start": 2938.22, "end": 2940.62, "text": " This statue sucks."}, {"start": 2940.62, "end": 2944.58, "text": " I don't even want to say this because I'm in the shit right now,"}, {"start": 2944.58, "end": 2947.58, "text": " but I think it might be the easiest elite on this floor."}, {"start": 2947.58, "end": 2950.3, "text": " But it's probably the worst elite for the specific type"}, {"start": 2950.3, "end": 2952.06, "text": " of bullshit that I'm rocking, for sure."}, {"start": 2955.62, "end": 2956.94, "text": " You don't need to use the Flex Posh."}, {"start": 2956.94, "end": 2962.1, "text": " Well, maybe it doesn't even affect that or that."}, {"start": 2965.52, "end": 2971.84, "text": " They did add 5 extra damage onto the basic strike, so that's cool."}, {"start": 2971.84, "end": 2972.84, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 2972.84, "end": 2973.84, "text": " We get 4 extra."}, {"start": 2973.84, "end": 2975.88, "text": " We basically get 11 block out of that."}, {"start": 2975.88, "end": 2976.88, "text": " That's alright."}, {"start": 2976.88, "end": 2983.44, "text": " You have 4 energy, my guy?"}, {"start": 2983.44, "end": 2985.12, "text": " Maybe after the Peloton ride."}, {"start": 2985.12, "end": 2986.12, "text": " I love it."}, {"start": 2986.12, "end": 2988.12, "text": " I love it."}, {"start": 2988.12, "end": 3008.04, "text": " This might work, man."}, {"start": 3008.04, "end": 3010.72, "text": " Stone calendar on a defense run is huge."}, {"start": 3010.72, "end": 3016.44, "text": " You're absolutely right."}, {"start": 3016.44, "end": 3023.56, "text": " chatters and nowhere is speaking. And this is 9 damage to everybody. It basically only"}, {"start": 3023.56, "end": 3030.2000000000003, "text": " creates a delta of 3 block. 2 block, because we're killing you who's already blocking 7."}, {"start": 3030.2000000000003, "end": 3037.96, "text": " This is a delta of 5 block. Means we take 6 damage, definitely not worth using Claydon."}, {"start": 3037.96, "end": 3053.04, "text": " huge. But the damage you output? Nah, I ain't sweating all that. The damage that we have"}, {"start": 3053.04, "end": 3063.44, "text": " is Dr. Doom. I forgot to tell you by the way, I saw, um, ah shit this is actually is going"}, {"start": 3063.44, "end": 3071.8, "text": " suck a lot. I saw Avengers Doomsday yesterday. I saw it while I was watching dinner. And"}, {"start": 3071.8, "end": 3077.2400000000002, "text": " he asked me anything about Avengers Doomsday. I'll tell you, I'm gonna give a fuck. Can't"}, {"start": 3077.2400000000002, "end": 3087.2400000000002, "text": " muzzle me. Was it good? I'm under NDA. I can't answer. That's the only thing I can't answer."}, {"start": 3093.44, "end": 3102.4, "text": " Love it."}, {"start": 3102.4, "end": 3105.56, "text": " How was the food?"}, {"start": 3105.56, "end": 3109.08, "text": " It was, I mean, I was cooking so it wasn't as good as it could have been."}, {"start": 3109.08, "end": 3110.88, "text": " Let's just put it that way."}, {"start": 3110.88, "end": 3115.28, "text": " Did it scare you?"}, {"start": 3115.28, "end": 3121.7200000000003, "text": " Yes, I will say it's literally, actually this, now the joke is too real because this is literally"}, {"start": 3121.7200000000003, "end": 3124.5200000000004, "text": " how people talk when they get early access to see Marvel movies."}, {"start": 3124.5200000000004, "end": 3132.92, "text": " They're like, it doesn't just have horror elements, it literally redefines horror cinema."}, {"start": 3132.92, "end": 3137.1600000000003, "text": " I never would have thought that Sam Raimi could have brought these elements to Marvel,"}, {"start": 3137.1600000000003, "end": 3139.0400000000004, "text": " but here we are."}, {"start": 3139.0400000000004, "end": 3144.5200000000004, "text": " It's not just a good Marvel movie, it's literally one of the best horror movies of the year."}, {"start": 3144.5200000000004, "end": 3146.0400000000004, "text": " And you're like, damn, that sounds awesome."}, {"start": 3146.04, "end": 3151.08, "text": " all of us so you're like why the fuck does it have a 59 on Metacritic then"}, {"start": 3159.64, "end": 3164.44, "text": " surely one of these fellas will die at some point"}, {"start": 3170.04, "end": 3173.88, "text": " we get you next time"}, {"start": 3176.04, "end": 3191.16, "text": " Oh next turns calendar so true so fucking true I had three damage strike not"}, {"start": 3191.16, "end": 3202.48, "text": " that exciting now me on May 31st I mean what's the best day to see on your"}, {"start": 3202.48, "end": 3206.68, "text": " calendar I honestly think it might be February 28th in a non-lethal because it"}, {"start": 3206.68, "end": 3212.28, "text": " means that March is coming up and March I mean we don't need to have more energy"}, {"start": 3212.28, "end": 3218.4, "text": " by the way we don't need to do this bit for the five thousandth time but like"}, {"start": 3218.4, "end": 3225.68, "text": " moving from February to March is a huge fucking Delta that's not me say because"}, {"start": 3225.68, "end": 3230.44, "text": " I see you already going to reply March isn't that good yeah but February is"}, {"start": 3230.44, "end": 3244.68, "text": " that bad bro. Huge. Whenever you play a card this turn, apply three dune to the enemy."}, {"start": 3244.68, "end": 3250.08, "text": " Yeah, yeah, okay. Alright, I mean that's the, that does seem like something we're trying"}, {"start": 3250.08, "end": 3254.36, "text": " to build towards. That seems like it could make a lot of sense. If we, and then we get"}, {"start": 3254.36, "end": 3258.96, "text": " souls, but we also need to keep in mind that burning sticks could be super valuable for"}, {"start": 3258.96, "end": 3268.08, "text": " us. I mean, does Pales Legion work with Toric Toughness in the sense that instead of giving"}, {"start": 3268.08, "end": 3278.8, "text": " me seven blocks every turn for three turns, and we give me 14 every turn for three turns?"}, {"start": 3278.8, "end": 3285.92, "text": " That is, that's enough to interest me. And then the tooth, I mean, I would love to cut,"}, {"start": 3285.92, "end": 3290.2400000000002, "text": " I'd love to cut these five, but then that probably leaves us in a position where we"}, {"start": 3290.2400000000002, "end": 3294.88, "text": " can't kill enemies."}, {"start": 3294.88, "end": 3300.84, "text": " Pale's flesh, you're not wrong, I have a slow death, so pale's flesh is like free energy"}, {"start": 3300.84, "end": 3301.84, "text": " essentially."}, {"start": 3301.84, "end": 3305.6, "text": " But do I need the energy?"}, {"start": 3305.6, "end": 3309.16, "text": " I don't feel like I need the energy that much, at least with the way it's constructed right"}, {"start": 3309.16, "end": 3311.7200000000003, "text": " now because I already have friendship."}, {"start": 3311.7200000000003, "end": 3315.6400000000003, "text": " I feel like this will help us."}, {"start": 3315.6400000000003, "end": 3318.84, "text": " Here's my thought process right now."}, {"start": 3318.84, "end": 3321.1200000000003, "text": " We take pale's legion because it means"}, {"start": 3321.1200000000003, "end": 3325.76, "text": " we will take a lot less damage from combat, which means"}, {"start": 3325.76, "end": 3328.6000000000004, "text": " we'll have a much better chance to upgrade, which"}, {"start": 3328.6000000000004, "end": 3332.28, "text": " means we don't feel bad about not taking the tooth."}, {"start": 3332.28, "end": 3334.0000000000005, "text": " And then we don't take pale's flesh"}, {"start": 3334.0000000000005, "end": 3338.2000000000003, "text": " because our energy economy is already all right."}, {"start": 3338.2000000000003, "end": 3346.4800000000005, "text": " But what we do want is to get a really good skill that gets played first."}, {"start": 3346.4800000000005, "end": 3354.36, "text": " Because at some point we do want a fuck ton of souls so that we can play oblivion and then a bunch of souls."}, {"start": 3356.2400000000002, "end": 3357.7200000000003, "text": " I think pale's legions to play."}, {"start": 3357.76, "end": 3360.6000000000004, "text": " But you know, with this guy, this guy's kind of the goat."}, {"start": 3362.0000000000005, "end": 3365.8, "text": " And then the real question is how much confidence do you have in yourself, man?"}, {"start": 3365.8, "end": 3371.8, "text": " Like, do you have the kind of confidence where you're like, okay, we got the chosen cheese."}, {"start": 3371.8, "end": 3375.04, "text": " Let's go fight like seven times and then fight an elite."}, {"start": 3375.04, "end": 3377.8, "text": " No, I don't think so."}, {"start": 3377.8, "end": 3383.7200000000003, "text": " I don't feel like super confident in that."}, {"start": 3383.7200000000003, "end": 3386.0800000000004, "text": " In that case, I kind of like this side."}, {"start": 3386.0800000000004, "end": 3388.52, "text": " That's a crazy path."}, {"start": 3388.52, "end": 3392.04, "text": " Goaded scythe path, though."}, {"start": 3392.04, "end": 3402.0, "text": " Okay, um, unfortunate, but let's play that."}, {"start": 3402.0, "end": 3408.12, "text": " Close to sleep at two turns, no big deal."}, {"start": 3408.12, "end": 3418.04, "text": " Honestly, I still want to play it."}, {"start": 3418.04, "end": 3431.16, "text": " Now how are we going to punch through that block?"}, {"start": 3431.16, "end": 3435.64, "text": " Are we just going to hope to draw doom at some point?"}, {"start": 3435.64, "end": 3442.64, "text": " This one's going to stay."}, {"start": 3442.64, "end": 3446.68, "text": " Should have been the woman, the Lorian, and girl goo."}, {"start": 3446.6800000000003, "end": 3456.1600000000003, "text": " I wish that I had read the girl do part of that before I said it out loud, but I'm going"}, {"start": 3456.1600000000003, "end": 3458.4400000000005, "text": " to give you a plus two regardless."}, {"start": 3458.4400000000005, "end": 3459.4400000000005, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 3459.4400000000005, "end": 3460.4400000000005, "text": " Um."}, {"start": 3460.4400000000005, "end": 3470.5200000000004, "text": " Fuck it, bro, we stall you."}, {"start": 3470.5200000000004, "end": 3475.6800000000003, "text": " Oh shit, he got stunned from something."}, {"start": 3475.6800000000003, "end": 3478.38, "text": " I don't think I did enough damage. How did the fellow get stunned?"}, {"start": 3480.1800000000003, "end": 3483.1800000000003, "text": " Oh, stone calendar! Of course!"}, {"start": 3483.78, "end": 3485.28, "text": " The stone calendar."}, {"start": 3488.38, "end": 3492.78, "text": " Is anyone going to see? I don't think you're evil if you go see the Mandalorian and Grogu."}, {"start": 3492.78, "end": 3493.88, "text": " I'm just kind of like..."}, {"start": 3495.28, "end": 3499.5800000000004, "text": " I'm skeptical about its ability to gain success, I suppose."}, {"start": 3499.58, "end": 3506.64, "text": " Because I feel like everyone was insanely hyped after the Mandalorian Season 2 and"}, {"start": 3506.64, "end": 3520.2799999999997, "text": " then no one gave a fuck about the Mandalorian Season 3."}, {"start": 3520.2799999999997, "end": 3521.2799999999997, "text": " It had three seasons."}, {"start": 3521.2799999999997, "end": 3523.7599999999998, "text": " Yeah, the third one is the one with Jack Black."}, {"start": 3523.7599999999998, "end": 3529.56, "text": " So I should really, it's on my list obviously, but I haven't gotten around to seeing it yet."}, {"start": 3529.56, "end": 3537.96, "text": " I chant up to three attacks with show."}, {"start": 3537.96, "end": 3538.96, "text": " We don't do attacks."}, {"start": 3538.96, "end": 3541.44, "text": " We don't give a fuck, man."}, {"start": 3541.44, "end": 3543.0, "text": " Every three turns draw a card."}, {"start": 3543.0, "end": 3547.2799999999997, "text": " Now, that's pretty fucking useful."}, {"start": 3547.2799999999997, "end": 3553.44, "text": " But is it more useful than just cutting a basic defend and keeping the deck thin?"}, {"start": 3553.44, "end": 3554.44, "text": " Every three turns?"}, {"start": 3554.44, "end": 3555.44, "text": " Yeah, probably."}, {"start": 3555.44, "end": 3556.44, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3556.44, "end": 3566.56, "text": " Yeah, I would say yeah, definitely not that fine."}, {"start": 3566.56, "end": 3570.4, "text": " Honestly, I need to make sure I put you in a position where I can kill you."}, {"start": 3570.4, "end": 3582.2000000000003, "text": " So I'm going to use that potion."}, {"start": 3582.2000000000003, "end": 3585.84, "text": " Saw a woman with a grogu tattoo on the 99 last weekend."}, {"start": 3585.84, "end": 3591.1200000000003, "text": " Let's just hope, first off, the 99 is the most famous bus, or the busiest bus in Vancouver."}, {"start": 3591.1200000000003, "end": 3596.6800000000003, "text": " I don't know if a bus can be famous or if that's just my neurotypical mistocking, but"}, {"start": 3596.6800000000003, "end": 3602.8, "text": " in case you're not familiar, it's a very popular bus."}, {"start": 3602.8, "end": 3606.2000000000003, "text": " Let's hope Grogu doesn't do, like, he doesn't go on that Khaleesi arc."}, {"start": 3606.2000000000003, "end": 3608.7200000000003, "text": " Ah, shit."}, {"start": 3608.7200000000003, "end": 3612.6000000000004, "text": " Bye."}, {"start": 3612.6000000000004, "end": 3615.8, "text": " Because that'll be, I don't know why, because you, no, you go, yeah, yeah, you're gone."}, {"start": 3615.8, "end": 3625.2400000000002, "text": " definitely leaving. On the other hand we kind of fucking made you think twice"}, {"start": 3625.2400000000002, "end": 3630.36, "text": " about it and he's gonna die off screen I suppose. But yeah they're gonna feel"}, {"start": 3630.36, "end": 3636.92, "text": " mighty embarrassed if Grogu fucking takes over King's Landing and then there's"}, {"start": 3636.92, "end": 3641.5600000000004, "text": " like the Mandalorian spreads his wings behind Grogu and then people go this"}, {"start": 3641.5600000000004, "end": 3645.36, "text": " literally is gonna be taught in film class for the next 100 years or whatever"}, {"start": 3645.36, "end": 3654.6400000000003, "text": " That'll be rough."}, {"start": 3654.6400000000003, "end": 3656.48, "text": " Still a man."}, {"start": 3656.48, "end": 3658.52, "text": " Oblivion's removed from your deck?"}, {"start": 3658.52, "end": 3659.52, "text": " Nah."}, {"start": 3659.52, "end": 3661.08, "text": " Strike is removed from your deck."}, {"start": 3661.08, "end": 3662.08, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 3662.08, "end": 3666.48, "text": " Yeah, yeah, we could do that one."}, {"start": 3666.48, "end": 3670.7200000000003, "text": " Did you guys know Darth Jar Jar's canon?"}, {"start": 3670.7200000000003, "end": 3683.8, "text": " 21. Yeah, yeah, in Lego Star Wars season 2 Rebuild the Galaxy, which is post Disney"}, {"start": 3683.8, "end": 3689.0000000000005, "text": " Star Wars, is post the Lucasfilm sale. Yeah, they have Darth Jar Jar in there. He's canon"}, {"start": 3689.0, "end": 3702.52, "text": " now Darth Jar Jar's cannon."}, {"start": 3702.52, "end": 3709.8, "text": " One more doom is pissing me off, give me a better block."}, {"start": 3709.8, "end": 3727.6400000000003, "text": " he always was. Any knowers in the chat? Way to dream!"}, {"start": 3727.6400000000003, "end": 3738.1000000000004, "text": " Next turn gain key energy. 31 doomanyas already. Pale's Legion is back, draw a good card, literally"}, {"start": 3738.1, "end": 3748.2599999999998, "text": " a necessary card, but I don't know if I'd call it good in so far as."}, {"start": 3748.2599999999998, "end": 3750.46, "text": " What does Sleep do for Pale's Legion?"}, {"start": 3750.46, "end": 3751.62, "text": " He just takes a little nap."}, {"start": 3751.62, "end": 3756.46, "text": " It means that he's not active for a turn."}, {"start": 3756.46, "end": 3760.98, "text": " I'm not going to play negative pulse because we want to make sure we have Toric Toughness"}, {"start": 3760.98, "end": 3764.18, "text": " ready to go with Pale's Legion next turn."}, {"start": 3764.1800000000003, "end": 3767.6200000000003, "text": " Or at least something, at least something good to go."}, {"start": 3767.6200000000003, "end": 3773.7000000000003, "text": " You take none damage."}, {"start": 3773.7000000000003, "end": 3776.4600000000005, "text": " He was sleeping?"}, {"start": 3776.4600000000005, "end": 3777.4600000000005, "text": " Was he sleeping?"}, {"start": 3777.4600000000005, "end": 3779.7400000000002, "text": " I thought he was just a puddle."}, {"start": 3779.7400000000002, "end": 3781.78, "text": " Not bad."}, {"start": 3781.78, "end": 3786.42, "text": " Pork toughness last card."}, {"start": 3786.42, "end": 3787.42, "text": " Hold on."}, {"start": 3787.42, "end": 3789.7400000000002, "text": " He's got legs, bro."}, {"start": 3789.7400000000002, "end": 3791.86, "text": " Doesn't know how to use them."}, {"start": 3791.86, "end": 3792.86, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 3792.86, "end": 3811.54, "text": " back. I'm chilling. Take some doom. Take some doom. 142, 143. Holy shit. That was not that"}, {"start": 3811.54, "end": 3819.1600000000003, "text": " bad. Read the first effect on this enemy. I'm begging you. First off, you made a reference"}, {"start": 3819.16, "end": 3823.16, "text": " to a meme begging begging you secondly i'm not going to spend three energy to get one"}, {"start": 3823.16, "end": 3826.96, "text": " energy refunded bro this is literally how we end up in situations where those people"}, {"start": 3826.96, "end": 3833.8799999999997, "text": " on tlc are buying like 900 boxes of golden grams and shit like that long story short"}, {"start": 3833.8799999999997, "end": 3837.08, "text": " you don't know what you're talking about every deck is different okay unless you're playing"}, {"start": 3837.08, "end": 3842.52, "text": " the ironclad in which case of course you're gonna hit him i mean definitely i mean we"}, {"start": 3842.52, "end": 3854.4, "text": " love twerk toughness. We all love it. I think we need some economy on this guy. This is"}, {"start": 3854.4, "end": 3869.04, "text": " like absolutely horrendous choices, man. I'm the discard pile. Not on the draw pile. I"}, {"start": 3869.04, "end": 3872.2799999999997, "text": " I mean, we could have put one attack in there, I guess."}, {"start": 3872.2799999999997, "end": 3873.2799999999997, "text": " I don't..."}, {"start": 3873.2799999999997, "end": 3877.8, "text": " It can't be just Summon 18, man."}, {"start": 3877.8, "end": 3883.34, "text": " It's Summon 9, get it back in your deck, and then play the Toric Toughness so that on the"}, {"start": 3883.34, "end": 3889.24, "text": " next turn we don't have to play any defense in theory."}, {"start": 3889.2400000000002, "end": 3909.7200000000003, "text": " you're dead by the way bro we're all dead it's a life sentence we got at birth"}, {"start": 3909.7200000000003, "end": 3917.1600000000003, "text": " Hold."}, {"start": 3917.1600000000003, "end": 3918.76, "text": " I don't think we are dead either."}, {"start": 3918.76, "end": 3919.76, "text": " I think..."}, {"start": 3919.76, "end": 3924.0000000000005, "text": " Barbia for me to suggest that Twitch Shed doesn't always know what they're talking about"}, {"start": 3924.0000000000005, "end": 3928.9, "text": " in a video game, but I don't think we are dead necessarily."}, {"start": 3928.9, "end": 3933.0000000000005, "text": " This is not stone calendar turn, but we have enough block..."}, {"start": 3933.0000000000005, "end": 3938.5200000000004, "text": " Regardless."}, {"start": 3938.52, "end": 3940.64, "text": " This is stone calendar turn."}, {"start": 3940.64, "end": 3946.52, "text": " It's gonna fuck you up, man."}, {"start": 3946.52, "end": 3962.0, "text": " That wasn't bad at all, except for the potion usage, which was truly awful."}, {"start": 3962.0, "end": 3974.0, "text": " We still have the Korok on this beast."}, {"start": 3974.0, "end": 3976.6, "text": " Joss lead in."}, {"start": 3976.6, "end": 3978.96, "text": " Every five times you exhaust a card draw a card."}, {"start": 3978.96, "end": 3979.96, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 3979.96, "end": 3987.8, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 3987.8, "end": 3989.08, "text": " Stone calendar merchant."}, {"start": 3989.08, "end": 3994.94, "text": " Me when I use the relics and cards that I was given to their full effect instead of just"}, {"start": 3994.94, "end": 4006.7799999999997, "text": " playing my biggest attack against an enemy every single turn."}, {"start": 4006.7799999999997, "end": 4011.46, "text": " Literally we don't take damage, which is crazy, but hit this going regardless."}, {"start": 4011.46, "end": 4015.46, "text": " I'm literally not gonna, I'm not gonna attack, I'm not gonna take damage from points, bro."}, {"start": 4015.46, "end": 4018.54, "text": " Not necessary."}, {"start": 4018.54, "end": 4020.54, "text": " I do wish I had friendship, though."}, {"start": 4020.54, "end": 4029.58, "text": " The ones that doesn't go through block."}, {"start": 4029.58, "end": 4038.58, "text": " I'm not putting Oste on the endangered species list, is all I'm saying."}, {"start": 4038.58, "end": 4047.2599999999998, "text": " Doom must be a debuff, right?"}, {"start": 4047.26, "end": 4048.26, "text": " That's huge."}, {"start": 4048.26, "end": 4050.76, "text": " It's insane."}, {"start": 4050.76, "end": 4053.82, "text": " Whenever this would be shuffled into your draw pile, place it on top instead."}, {"start": 4053.82, "end": 4058.1000000000004, "text": " Does it really say enter your hole?"}, {"start": 4058.1000000000004, "end": 4060.94, "text": " I'm putting this on TORG toughness any day of the week."}, {"start": 4060.94, "end": 4066.5400000000004, "text": " It's the first time I've ever read the event instead of just looking at the options."}, {"start": 4066.5400000000004, "end": 4070.3, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 4070.3, "end": 4074.9, "text": " This is easy."}, {"start": 4074.9, "end": 4086.82, "text": " play a block turn one play a block play torrid toughness turn two"}, {"start": 4091.34, "end": 4101.06, "text": " play two afterlives turn two and one frantic escape we're gonna need to play"}, {"start": 4101.06, "end": 4107.46, "text": " those. And then a strike. We're saving our Pale's Legion for Toric Toughness, if possible."}, {"start": 4107.46, "end": 4121.02, "text": " It will never happen. Get away from me. Unleash would have hit for 40. We don't hit. That's"}, {"start": 4121.02, "end": 4127.88, "text": " the one thing I will never accept on this run. We do not hit. And then Toric Toughness"}, {"start": 4127.88, "end": 4134.08, "text": " This comes back around to the top regardless."}, {"start": 4134.08, "end": 4135.08, "text": " Insane."}, {"start": 4135.08, "end": 4136.84, "text": " Insane."}, {"start": 4136.84, "end": 4139.92, "text": " And then we play our frantic escape because we just have to walk it back."}, {"start": 4139.92, "end": 4145.28, "text": " We got to walk him back a little bit."}, {"start": 4145.28, "end": 4146.6, "text": " And an oblivion."}, {"start": 4146.6, "end": 4147.6, "text": " And a delay."}, {"start": 4147.6, "end": 4149.2, "text": " We're taking no damage."}, {"start": 4149.2, "end": 4150.2, "text": " Frantic escaping."}, {"start": 4150.2, "end": 4155.08, "text": " Get him further away."}, {"start": 4155.08, "end": 4156.08, "text": " Thirty-four damage."}, {"start": 4156.08, "end": 4167.08, "text": " 34 damage is bad, we're chilling, and we're frantic escaping."}, {"start": 4167.08, "end": 4169.08, "text": " Guys, it's literally working."}, {"start": 4186.08, "end": 4190.68, "text": " I mean, he's fucked, man."}, {"start": 4190.68, "end": 4193.08, "text": " He's dead next turn."}, {"start": 4193.08, "end": 4194.64, "text": " This is Tony Shalhoub."}, {"start": 4194.64, "end": 4195.64, "text": " I think that..."}, {"start": 4195.64, "end": 4197.44, "text": " Have you seen Doom?"}, {"start": 4197.44, "end": 4198.44, "text": " I'm just..."}, {"start": 4198.44, "end": 4199.44, "text": " I'm not trying to make you feel bad."}, {"start": 4199.44, "end": 4205.44, "text": " Have you seen Doom?"}, {"start": 4205.44, "end": 4211.44, "text": " Tony Shalhoub isn't in it unless he plays the worm."}, {"start": 4211.44, "end": 4213.88, "text": " It's gotta be Seance."}, {"start": 4213.88, "end": 4218.88, "text": " Seance, you said Doom buddy."}, {"start": 4218.88, "end": 4220.28, "text": " So I was thinking about Carl Urban,"}, {"start": 4220.28, "end": 4222.4800000000005, "text": " because I'm going to see Mortal Kombat this weekend"}, {"start": 4222.4800000000005, "end": 4223.72, "text": " for the ninth time."}, {"start": 4227.6, "end": 4231.28, "text": " I had a friend in the 11th grade"}, {"start": 4231.28, "end": 4234.36, "text": " who was obsessed with Doom 3."}, {"start": 4234.36, "end": 4237.8, "text": " I've never heard him more disappointed in my entire life"}, {"start": 4237.8, "end": 4242.8, "text": " than when he went to see the Doom movie in like 2000."}, {"start": 4243.88, "end": 4245.4400000000005, "text": " and five when it came out."}, {"start": 4245.4400000000005, "end": 4247.04, "text": " And literally, he was like, the movie sucked."}, {"start": 4247.04, "end": 4249.400000000001, "text": " The only thing that was awesome is like the last 30 minutes"}, {"start": 4249.400000000001, "end": 4250.92, "text": " take place in the first person."}, {"start": 4250.92, "end": 4252.400000000001, "text": " Like, it's a first person shooter."}, {"start": 4255.6, "end": 4258.0, "text": " Yes, with the rock and with Carl Urban."}, {"start": 4259.400000000001, "end": 4261.08, "text": " Girl, what did you expect?"}, {"start": 4261.08, "end": 4264.12, "text": " I mean, he was a true believer in the Doom universe."}, {"start": 4267.92, "end": 4268.76, "text": " I'll level with you."}, {"start": 4268.76, "end": 4271.72, "text": " I don't think we give a fuck about the ethereal copy"}, {"start": 4271.72, "end": 4275.740000000001, "text": " the first attack we play every turn."}, {"start": 4275.740000000001, "end": 4281.92, "text": " He has the Rock has been churning out pure garbage for, I mean at this point, more than"}, {"start": 4281.92, "end": 4285.9400000000005, "text": " two decades at this point, which is absolutely insane."}, {"start": 4285.9400000000005, "end": 4291.740000000001, "text": " It's got to be this."}, {"start": 4291.740000000001, "end": 4293.54, "text": " Jumanji was kind of good."}, {"start": 4293.54, "end": 4300.54, "text": " Yeah, I mean, I actually agree, but it did come out like 12 years ago at this point."}, {"start": 4300.54, "end": 4319.62, "text": " Pain and gain is good, but that one's even older, man."}, {"start": 4319.62, "end": 4324.14, "text": " You unplayable eternal."}, {"start": 4324.14, "end": 4327.7, "text": " Since when did I have this in my deck from the beginning with?"}, {"start": 4327.7, "end": 4329.7, "text": " Cannot be transformed or removed."}, {"start": 4329.7, "end": 4334.22, "text": " So if I try to transform greed, what's going to happen with it?"}, {"start": 4334.22, "end": 4337.139999999999, "text": " It's going to just be like, I'm still greed."}, {"start": 4337.139999999999, "end": 4341.099999999999, "text": " No, it works."}, {"start": 4341.099999999999, "end": 4342.94, "text": " You can transform in combat, but it won't."}, {"start": 4342.94, "end": 4343.94, "text": " I see."}, {"start": 4343.94, "end": 4348.5, "text": " You transform in combat, but after combat it'll be like, oh, you thought."}, {"start": 4348.5, "end": 4349.66, "text": " Okay, I get it now."}, {"start": 4349.66, "end": 4352.0599999999995, "text": " Why didn't you say so?"}, {"start": 4352.0599999999995, "end": 4354.0199999999995, "text": " Um, 26."}, {"start": 4354.0199999999995, "end": 4359.46, "text": " I mean, a slight of flesh, very necessary for boss fights."}, {"start": 4359.46, "end": 4362.46, "text": " not so necessary for basic combat."}, {"start": 4367.46, "end": 4370.46, "text": " Okay. I can live with that."}, {"start": 4372.46, "end": 4375.46, "text": " The other guys was incredibly good. It came out in 2010."}, {"start": 4375.46, "end": 4377.46, "text": " I'm sorry, I'm not, I'm literally just..."}, {"start": 4378.46, "end": 4380.46, "text": " It, it, it, it, that's 16 years ago."}, {"start": 4380.46, "end": 4383.46, "text": " The people that were born, the people that were conceived at that movie are"}, {"start": 4383.46, "end": 4387.46, "text": " literally T-boning motherfuckers on the road"}, {"start": 4387.46, "end": 4391.7, "text": " looking at youtube shorts while they're driving right now we have to he has to be in something else man"}, {"start": 4392.5, "end": 4398.02, "text": " hey y'all that's true he's also in the other guys for like six seconds now he's a very memorable part"}, {"start": 4398.02, "end": 4404.74, "text": " of it but nevertheless i'm not fucking with the rock and batista you're on notice i'm not saying"}, {"start": 4404.74, "end": 4409.78, "text": " fuck batista by the way i'm not saying fuck batista so many times i say shit like this people go why is"}, {"start": 4409.78, "end": 4413.86, "text": " he saying fuck batista i never never in my life did i say fuck batista but he needs a couple more"}, {"start": 4413.86, "end": 4435.219999999999, "text": " rolls. He needs a couple more non-stuber type rolls for me to truly buy in."}, {"start": 4435.22, "end": 4437.22, "text": " Jason Momoa is truly lost, though."}, {"start": 4440.66, "end": 4443.7, "text": " Can I, so I, I'm, believe it or not,"}, {"start": 4443.7, "end": 4446.4400000000005, "text": " I'm a heterosexual male."}, {"start": 4447.780000000001, "end": 4449.18, "text": " I know sometimes I talk about penis,"}, {"start": 4449.18, "end": 4450.900000000001, "text": " that's because I have one."}, {"start": 4450.900000000001, "end": 4452.16, "text": " So don't get it twisted."}, {"start": 4452.16, "end": 4455.34, "text": " So I need people in chat who are attracted to men,"}, {"start": 4455.34, "end": 4456.820000000001, "text": " and I know it's different for everybody,"}, {"start": 4456.820000000001, "end": 4460.26, "text": " but deep down it's probably all the same, right?"}, {"start": 4460.26, "end": 4462.34, "text": " Is Jason Momoa really hot?"}, {"start": 4462.34, "end": 4470.42, "text": " I need please be so fucking for real with me right now. Is he really hot? I don't mean"}, {"start": 4470.42, "end": 4480.1, "text": " like is he really hot. I mean like is he verifiably hot?"}, {"start": 4480.1, "end": 4486.900000000001, "text": " It seems like the chat might be split, extremely."}, {"start": 4486.900000000001, "end": 4494.820000000001, "text": " He's a type, unbelievable question, like if you were to ask me, I'm a heterosexual man,"}, {"start": 4494.820000000001, "end": 4496.900000000001, "text": " who's the sexiest man in the world?"}, {"start": 4496.900000000001, "end": 4498.620000000001, "text": " Steven Merchant, okay?"}, {"start": 4498.620000000001, "end": 4506.660000000001, "text": " So that's why I'm asking Chad, who is more of an authority on this shit, who is Jason"}, {"start": 4506.660000000001, "end": 4508.06, "text": " Ramo actually hot."}, {"start": 4508.06, "end": 4511.320000000001, "text": " Now to be fair he might be getting a debuff because like most of the"}, {"start": 4511.900000000001, "end": 4518.9400000000005, "text": " Jason Momoa when I picture him in my head I'm picturing the garbage man from the Minecraft movie, which is probably not his best look"}, {"start": 4521.900000000001, "end": 4527.06, "text": " Wait this might be huge because we get to play it twice if we draw it early"}, {"start": 4528.820000000001, "end": 4534.06, "text": " He's hot, but I wouldn't say I'm attracted to him. Okay. Okay. I understand"}, {"start": 4538.06, "end": 4553.06, "text": " So to speak my friend is Jason Momoa's personal assistant I can ask him questions please don't"}, {"start": 4553.06, "end": 4558.580000000001, "text": " ask Jason Momoa's personal assistant if like he's hot that's crazy I don't I don't really"}, {"start": 4558.580000000001, "end": 4567.18, "text": " have that much curiosity about Jason Momoa if I'm being honest I don't I mean not to"}, {"start": 4567.18, "end": 4569.46, "text": " You know, damn him with fame praise or anything like that."}, {"start": 4569.46, "end": 4571.9800000000005, "text": " Just don't say I'm not that what would I ask him?"}, {"start": 4572.02, "end": 4573.820000000001, "text": " What was it like to be on Game of Thrones?"}, {"start": 4573.820000000001, "end": 4574.740000000001, "text": " Like, what's he going to say?"}, {"start": 4574.740000000001, "end": 4575.740000000001, "text": " You can't be honest."}, {"start": 4577.1, "end": 4578.1, "text": " He's compromised."}, {"start": 4581.54, "end": 4584.18, "text": " I'm just he's the one for me where I'm like."}, {"start": 4587.42, "end": 4588.900000000001, "text": " I play that first."}, {"start": 4589.34, "end": 4593.900000000001, "text": " People online are like, he's so hot, but I'm like, I need to I need to ask"}, {"start": 4593.900000000001, "end": 4599.860000000001, "text": " 8,000 strangers to verify for me whether or not this is actually true"}, {"start": 4610.540000000001, "end": 4612.540000000001, "text": " Huge"}, {"start": 4614.38, "end": 4620.02, "text": " He has a cool RV is that part of it and it's I'm asking you honestly it might be"}, {"start": 4621.1, "end": 4623.500000000001, "text": " And this is gonna suck ass man"}, {"start": 4623.900000000001, "end": 4634.1, "text": " That is part of it."}, {"start": 4634.1, "end": 4636.88, "text": " I'm learning new shit every day, man."}, {"start": 4636.88, "end": 4637.88, "text": " Every goddamn day."}, {"start": 4637.88, "end": 4646.900000000001, "text": " STONE TELLING THEIR MY GOATS!"}, {"start": 4646.900000000001, "end": 4650.580000000001, "text": " We don't need another delay."}, {"start": 4650.58, "end": 4666.34, "text": " We need more draw, if anything."}, {"start": 4666.34, "end": 4667.86, "text": " Motherfucker."}, {"start": 4667.86, "end": 4668.86, "text": " Retain?"}, {"start": 4668.86, "end": 4669.86, "text": " Any retain?"}, {"start": 4669.86, "end": 4674.14, "text": " Okay, that's actually incredible."}, {"start": 4674.14, "end": 4678.82, "text": " Probably should have played Oblivion first now that I think about it."}, {"start": 4678.82, "end": 4697.28, "text": " you're doing 40 fucking damage are you fucking joking 40 damage turn turn"}, {"start": 4697.28, "end": 4701.28, "text": " turn two or whatever turn to what"}, {"start": 4706.28, "end": 4712.28, "text": " wait but we don't take damage bro don't take damage"}, {"start": 4714.28, "end": 4719.28, "text": " I'm just saying I think he needs a shave in a haircut man"}, {"start": 4719.28, "end": 4726.28, "text": " I think a shave in a haircut could really up the Jason Mamoa stocks"}, {"start": 4727.28, "end": 4744.28, "text": " That's not his brand, baby."}, {"start": 4744.28, "end": 4747.28, "text": " Everybody likes to smell their own brand, baby."}, {"start": 4747.28, "end": 4748.28, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 4748.28, "end": 4756.28, "text": " I want you toasted next time."}, {"start": 4756.28, "end": 4764.28, "text": " You need the doom, then you play a soul, you're killed, you're doing 18 damage which is nothing."}, {"start": 4764.28, "end": 4771.28, "text": " I'm putting up a fuckload of block and then counting down to ecstasy."}, {"start": 4771.28, "end": 4780.28, "text": " Just pull aggro bait, I don't know if it's bait, but I would be so happy to play it if I had like infinite energy."}, {"start": 4786.28, "end": 4795.28, "text": " I like a tidier grooming regimen on a man."}, {"start": 4795.28, "end": 4801.48, "text": " Listen, nobody asked for my opinion, but that is what I'm trying to say."}, {"start": 4801.48, "end": 4806.5599999999995, "text": " But maybe the straightest thing I could say is that I think if I was to choose which man"}, {"start": 4806.5599999999995, "end": 4811.2, "text": " I think is sexy, I would try to choose a man that's predominantly hairless."}, {"start": 4811.2, "end": 4813.04, "text": " at least from like the nose down."}, {"start": 4814.04, "end": 4816.84, "text": " Man, maybe from the chin down."}, {"start": 4819.32, "end": 4821.08, "text": " I have to think about it though."}, {"start": 4821.08, "end": 4822.36, "text": " It's kind of complicated."}, {"start": 4827.639999999999, "end": 4830.2, "text": " And I bet it changes day to day."}, {"start": 4830.2, "end": 4832.599999999999, "text": " I would also guess that it changes day to day."}, {"start": 4833.48, "end": 4834.8, "text": " I bet there's days where you wake up"}, {"start": 4834.8, "end": 4837.0, "text": " and you're like, maybe I'm feeling like Jason Momoa today."}, {"start": 4837.0, "end": 4839.639999999999, "text": " And then there's like maybe five out of seven days"}, {"start": 4839.64, "end": 4842.92, "text": " wake up and you're like, ah, it's not really for me. But then like maybe something you"}, {"start": 4842.92, "end": 4847.160000000001, "text": " had for dinner last night or like the kind of sleep you had affects it. I don't know."}, {"start": 4850.360000000001, "end": 4857.0, "text": " Well, I'm not duplicating my deck. So yeah, okay, well, they've downgraded Toric Toughness and"}, {"start": 4857.0, "end": 4860.6, "text": " upgraded Toric Toughness. So I'm feeling like that's, that's a dub."}, {"start": 4860.6, "end": 4874.56, "text": " Choose an attacker skill to enchant with royally approved."}, {"start": 4874.56, "end": 4880.04, "text": " So I mean, the problem is we would lose perfect fit, right, because you can only have one"}, {"start": 4880.04, "end": 4883.56, "text": " enchantment on, or maybe you can't even do it overwrite it."}, {"start": 4883.56, "end": 4886.620000000001, "text": " Maybe you're just stuck."}, {"start": 4886.620000000001, "end": 4888.96, "text": " So what would we want first?"}, {"start": 4888.96, "end": 4895.6, "text": " This first does give us two energy on the first turn for free, which is really, that's"}, {"start": 4895.6, "end": 4898.28, "text": " something interesting for sure."}, {"start": 4898.28, "end": 4899.28, "text": " Delay?"}, {"start": 4899.28, "end": 4905.92, "text": " I don't want delay on turn one though, I want to draw a Toric Tofmus."}, {"start": 4905.92, "end": 4906.92, "text": " Whisp already retains."}, {"start": 4906.92, "end": 4914.04, "text": " Yeah, but I want to play a turn one."}, {"start": 4914.04, "end": 4915.04, "text": " Or a palia?"}, {"start": 4915.04, "end": 4917.28, "text": " Slight of flesh early, I guess could be good too."}, {"start": 4920.16, "end": 4921.78, "text": " Turn one draw sucks already."}, {"start": 4925.28, "end": 4927.4, "text": " Well, then I'm putting it on anyway"}, {"start": 4927.4, "end": 4928.9, "text": " and then we'll just retain it."}, {"start": 4930.56, "end": 4932.28, "text": " And if we draw good stuff, then we play it."}, {"start": 4932.28, "end": 4933.84, "text": " We feel good about ourselves."}, {"start": 4933.84, "end": 4950.96, "text": " Holy shit, look a bomb, bow, bow, bow, bow."}, {"start": 4950.96, "end": 4953.6, "text": " Bag of prep crazy."}, {"start": 4953.6, "end": 4956.6, "text": " I will serve as today's decider."}, {"start": 4956.6, "end": 4959.72, "text": " Um, sure man."}, {"start": 4959.72, "end": 4962.1, "text": " I'll add a doubt to my deck and transform,"}, {"start": 4963.14, "end": 4966.34, "text": " maybe we should transform pull aggro in a basic defend."}, {"start": 4974.66, "end": 4977.26, "text": " Please, please, please, please, please, please, please."}, {"start": 4977.26, "end": 4981.26, "text": " Add replay to a card in your hand, it costs one extra."}, {"start": 4981.26, "end": 4983.9800000000005, "text": " Reeve, I mean, more souls is good."}, {"start": 4983.9800000000005, "end": 4986.6, "text": " I hear my bone shards should be out of your tooth."}, {"start": 4986.6, "end": 4989.22, "text": " Transfigure add replay to a card."}, {"start": 4989.22, "end": 5010.62, "text": " I mean replay on Toric Toughness would go insane if I had the energy to play it."}, {"start": 5010.62, "end": 5012.22, "text": " The thinker."}, {"start": 5012.22, "end": 5018.22, "text": " The problem is I don't think you want to, you need to save block."}, {"start": 5018.22, "end": 5034.820000000001, "text": " So even though it makes your turn look like total shit, I think you just do that."}, {"start": 5034.820000000001, "end": 5041.42, "text": " And then you're going to wisp, you're going to oblivion, you're going to wisp, Joss Whedon"}, {"start": 5041.42, "end": 5049.22, "text": " let you draw a card. Do, do nine damage. Play a card. Do another nine damage. Pitch you"}, {"start": 5049.22, "end": 5053.62, "text": " with this. Okay, at least you're going to die after one turn. And us being weak doesn't"}, {"start": 5053.62, "end": 5057.46, "text": " matter in the slightest. It does suck because if I'd played Oblivion one early, I think"}, {"start": 5057.46, "end": 5065.46, "text": " you would have actually taken lethal. But alas, the stun is done. Replay costs extra."}, {"start": 5065.46, "end": 5075.3, "text": " doesn't even bother me. Make saiyans cost extra. And get that shit pumping bro. And"}, {"start": 5075.3, "end": 5089.6, "text": " then don't play Scourge. Worst Toric Toughness in human history. I want to cry. Don't play"}, {"start": 5089.6, "end": 5102.3, "text": " your souls. Unless... not, pass on it. The galaxy's on Orion's belt, huge if true. If"}, {"start": 5102.3, "end": 5115.34, "text": " that mods, if that's not real, I want to see them, I want to see them permanent yesterday."}, {"start": 5115.34, "end": 5120.34, "text": " Gain zero block. Gain zero block. Fantastic."}, {"start": 5123.34, "end": 5126.34, "text": " Whatever. You're dead regardless."}, {"start": 5132.34, "end": 5134.34, "text": " There's a part of me..."}, {"start": 5136.34, "end": 5142.34, "text": " There's a part of me that thinks the enemy losing 11 strength might keep us alive."}, {"start": 5142.34, "end": 5149.22, "text": " I would certainly, I would certainly give you 100 gold for a random relic."}, {"start": 5149.22, "end": 5153.38, "text": " Joss paper is actually saving my life from time to time."}, {"start": 5153.38, "end": 5158.58, "text": " I'll give you 100 gold for lanthan, that's huge."}, {"start": 5158.58, "end": 5162.3, "text": " You don't pay me enough to ban people who say incorrect things, okay but lucky for them,"}, {"start": 5162.3, "end": 5171.74, "text": " the galaxy actually was on Orion's belt, I just finished the movie."}, {"start": 5171.74, "end": 5181.74, "text": " bone shards. Another slide of flesh man."}, {"start": 5189.74, "end": 5198.94, "text": " Sorry. Slide of flesh. We'd rather have more doom early than slightly more. Well, it doesn't"}, {"start": 5198.9400000000005, "end": 5208.56, "text": " whatever matter. Give me this, then that, then this, and let's just give you some summons"}, {"start": 5208.56, "end": 5219.4800000000005, "text": " and then hopefully just kill you next turn would be huge. Love to have a slight of flesh"}, {"start": 5219.4800000000005, "end": 5226.26, "text": " out there. You gotta go all in to play it early, okay that's fine. And then a delay to give"}, {"start": 5226.26, "end": 5230.26, "text": " us some energy, but don't play your other wisp yet."}, {"start": 5230.26, "end": 5234.66, "text": " 51 damage, a little nasty with it."}, {"start": 5234.66, "end": 5241.66, "text": " Definitely going to play a Toric Toughness."}, {"start": 5241.66, "end": 5245.9800000000005, "text": " Transfigure kind of impossible to justify."}, {"start": 5245.9800000000005, "end": 5255.9400000000005, "text": " At this present moment, admittedly, Transfigure working with a power would have been swell."}, {"start": 5255.9400000000005, "end": 5266.14, "text": " you know I think think about the future man"}, {"start": 5266.14, "end": 5275.540000000001, "text": " does make you stronger of course take 11 strength off yeah not really 11"}, {"start": 5275.540000000001, "end": 5281.200000000001, "text": " strength but so be it 40 damage in a debuff I ain't changed I could just"}, {"start": 5281.2, "end": 5291.599999999999, "text": " fucking kill you? I'm literally chilling on this. The only thing I could think of, it"}, {"start": 5291.599999999999, "end": 5300.48, "text": " might be worth taking just a little bit of damage to get a doubt out of the deck. But"}, {"start": 5300.4800000000005, "end": 5302.4800000000005, "text": " Then you've got to fucking die, man!"}, {"start": 5316.34, "end": 5318.34, "text": " Oblivion and a bunch of souls?"}, {"start": 5326.080000000001, "end": 5327.080000000001, "text": " I'm going in."}, {"start": 5327.08, "end": 5343.5599999999995, "text": " don't even play the soul save the soul for the next round 33 damage but a"}, {"start": 5343.5599999999995, "end": 5353.0, "text": " beautiful Toric toughness not even sweating a soul a seance that dumps"}, {"start": 5353.0, "end": 5362.6, "text": " Once agreed."}, {"start": 5362.6, "end": 5364.16, "text": " We have another soul."}, {"start": 5364.16, "end": 5366.76, "text": " Fuck it, take one damage."}, {"start": 5366.76, "end": 5373.2, "text": " Save the Wisp to work with Oblivion."}, {"start": 5373.2, "end": 5377.12, "text": " Oblivion."}, {"start": 5377.12, "end": 5381.84, "text": " And Feebling Touch goes insane."}, {"start": 5381.84, "end": 5393.360000000001, "text": " sleep so you can take that more for the future you died of doom okay okay what the fuck do"}, {"start": 5393.360000000001, "end": 5401.16, "text": " you do on this turn that ass bro you play torque toughness to get more block for the"}, {"start": 5401.16, "end": 5417.2, "text": " future. And then try to draw the seance. I think it's too risky. In Feebling Touch,"}, {"start": 5417.2, "end": 5432.5199999999995, "text": " absolutely insane. Apply some doom. Apply some doom. You're just gonna let that"}, {"start": 5432.5199999999995, "end": 5442.36, "text": " potion sit there. I don't attack. I don't attack. I get no benefits for using a"}, {"start": 5442.36, "end": 5461.48, "text": " potion. Wounds? You know what? Seance a bodyguard then. We played oblivion this turn. I feel"}, {"start": 5461.4800000000005, "end": 5474.68, "text": " you'll find playing that. Toric, wait, what, Toric is going to cycle back to the top of"}, {"start": 5474.68, "end": 5486.02, "text": " our deck. Drink it if you got it. Discarding? Drinking? Not using? Exactly the same EV."}, {"start": 5486.02, "end": 5494.780000000001, "text": " Do the same EV on that, just so you know."}, {"start": 5494.780000000001, "end": 5495.860000000001, "text": " We don't want to draw anything."}, {"start": 5495.860000000001, "end": 5498.02, "text": " We don't want to draw Toric."}, {"start": 5498.02, "end": 5501.02, "text": " We apply 7 more Doom."}, {"start": 5501.02, "end": 5505.34, "text": " This is a debuff."}, {"start": 5505.34, "end": 5509.26, "text": " This is a debuff so it does one extra damage."}, {"start": 5509.26, "end": 5525.38, "text": " And then we get Torek next turn and we feel good."}, {"start": 5525.38, "end": 5526.38, "text": " And we play nothing."}, {"start": 5526.38, "end": 5527.38, "text": " Wait, we haven't..."}, {"start": 5527.38, "end": 5530.18, "text": " Ah, we play nothing."}, {"start": 5530.18, "end": 5532.46, "text": " Goopler's kind of the goat."}, {"start": 5532.46, "end": 5536.860000000001, "text": " I'll be so fucking free with you."}, {"start": 5536.86, "end": 5543.66, "text": " There's two relics that I slept on that are actually awesome and I thought they sucked."}, {"start": 5543.66, "end": 5545.259999999999, "text": " One of them is the Goopler."}, {"start": 5545.259999999999, "end": 5547.139999999999, "text": " Pale's Legion is actually insane."}, {"start": 5547.139999999999, "end": 5549.54, "text": " The other one is the Diadem."}, {"start": 5549.54, "end": 5550.86, "text": " And I forget the name of the god though."}, {"start": 5550.86, "end": 5553.42, "text": " It's the one with Sarah Angel."}, {"start": 5553.42, "end": 5558.139999999999, "text": " The one where if you play two cards, you take half damage."}, {"start": 5558.139999999999, "end": 5559.299999999999, "text": " Two cards are less, I should say."}, {"start": 5559.299999999999, "end": 5560.54, "text": " You take half damage."}, {"start": 5560.54, "end": 5562.54, "text": " Man, it's good."}, {"start": 5562.54, "end": 5564.54, "text": " That is a classic."}, {"start": 5564.54, "end": 5576.9, "text": " I did what I must to maintain order the McDonald's cashier explaining they can only lock in if"}, {"start": 5576.9, "end": 5588.66, "text": " they have their air pods in um okay we'll slash marker that sds 21 and then then we"}, {"start": 5588.66, "end": 5593.9, "text": " gotta I honestly with God as my witness source my ass but also my lived experience I think"}, {"start": 5593.900000000001, "end": 5597.34, "text": " And the defect is the weakest character in Slay the Spire 2, or at least the hardest"}, {"start": 5597.34, "end": 5604.06, "text": " one to win with."}, {"start": 5604.06, "end": 5610.500000000001, "text": " This is so funny because Neo's bones, I'm always so excited to get two relics."}, {"start": 5610.500000000001, "end": 5615.9800000000005, "text": " And then like just imagine the situation where we get these two relics, okay?"}, {"start": 5615.9800000000005, "end": 5620.9800000000005, "text": " Then what we get is this relic, and then we use precise scissors to remove the curse"}, {"start": 5620.9800000000005, "end": 5624.4800000000005, "text": " that we got for getting the relic in the first place."}, {"start": 5624.4800000000005, "end": 5626.540000000001, "text": " So we basically just got this relic."}, {"start": 5630.38, "end": 5632.14, "text": " It doesn't work."}, {"start": 5632.14, "end": 5633.9400000000005, "text": " I've done it in a video."}, {"start": 5633.9400000000005, "end": 5636.3, "text": " I recognize the order's wrong."}, {"start": 5636.3, "end": 5639.22, "text": " I think it was like I got Neo's bones"}, {"start": 5639.22, "end": 5641.38, "text": " and precise scissors was one of the options."}, {"start": 5641.38, "end": 5644.820000000001, "text": " And then the first relic I got from Neo's relic"}, {"start": 5644.820000000001, "end": 5646.14, "text": " gave me a curse."}, {"start": 5646.14, "end": 5650.46, "text": " So then I used the precise scissors to remove the curse."}, {"start": 5650.46, "end": 5653.2, "text": " that I got from the first relic."}, {"start": 5653.2, "end": 5654.62, "text": " And then I was like, well, this shit didn't even"}, {"start": 5654.62, "end": 5656.92, "text": " have to exist, but actually, whatever."}, {"start": 5656.92, "end": 5659.74, "text": " I do think Bialholster could be good."}, {"start": 5659.74, "end": 5661.3, "text": " It feels like in Say This By Our Two,"}, {"start": 5661.3, "end": 5663.46, "text": " there's more potion synergies than Say This By Our One."}, {"start": 5663.46, "end": 5666.3, "text": " That being said, let it fly."}, {"start": 5666.3, "end": 5667.82, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 5667.82, "end": 5673.26, "text": " OK, first, add an additional strike and defend,"}, {"start": 5673.26, "end": 5676.38, "text": " channel at dark and heal for two, and then transform"}, {"start": 5676.38, "end": 5678.5, "text": " my additional strike and defend."}, {"start": 5680.5, "end": 5681.78, "text": " Glasswork momentum strike."}, {"start": 5681.78, "end": 5683.9400000000005, "text": " Wait, this is kind of peak, man."}, {"start": 5686.3, "end": 5688.26, "text": " And Guilty gets removed regardless."}, {"start": 5688.26, "end": 5690.5, "text": " Guilty's not even that bad."}, {"start": 5690.5, "end": 5691.9400000000005, "text": " Glasswork is really good."}, {"start": 5691.9400000000005, "end": 5695.26, "text": " Momentum strike seems like it could be awesome early."}, {"start": 5697.46, "end": 5699.86, "text": " And we start with a dark orb, which is like,"}, {"start": 5699.86, "end": 5703.02, "text": " I feel like we got a chance to be a little aggressive here."}, {"start": 5703.02, "end": 5705.86, "text": " But the defect is like, my assessment of them"}, {"start": 5705.86, "end": 5712.62, "text": " that they're upgrade hungry because you the it feels bad to play a zap for one"}, {"start": 5712.62, "end": 5717.7, "text": " and a dual cast for one when you could just play him for zero instead"}, {"start": 5717.7, "end": 5729.7, "text": " Mugs."}, {"start": 5729.7, "end": 5739.7, "text": " Worst thing about fucking lightning rod, worst fucking thing about lightning rod, if you"}, {"start": 5739.7, "end": 5745.48, "text": " play multiples, it doesn't stack multiple orbs on the same turn."}, {"start": 5745.48, "end": 5747.179999999999, "text": " It extends it."}, {"start": 5747.18, "end": 5750.56, "text": " Until you end up in the situation where you're like, I thought I was gonna be generating"}, {"start": 5750.56, "end": 5754.38, "text": " five lightning orbits per turn, instead I'm generating a lightning orb every turn until"}, {"start": 5754.38, "end": 5755.38, "text": " turn 20."}, {"start": 5755.38, "end": 5756.38, "text": " Who gives a fuck?"}, {"start": 5756.38, "end": 5758.02, "text": " I literally don't care."}, {"start": 5758.02, "end": 5763.54, "text": " Literally don't care."}, {"start": 5763.54, "end": 5765.66, "text": " Cheese me."}, {"start": 5765.66, "end": 5769.38, "text": " Cheese to meet you, sir."}, {"start": 5769.38, "end": 5770.58, "text": " Give me another glasswork."}, {"start": 5770.58, "end": 5775.42, "text": " Let's go fucking nutty on this one, man."}, {"start": 5775.42, "end": 5800.46, "text": " And then, literally, that sucked, but literally this stalls you for a turn."}, {"start": 5800.46, "end": 5803.66, "text": " and then we presumably just nuke you next turn."}, {"start": 5803.66, "end": 5805.0, "text": " Right?"}, {"start": 5805.0, "end": 5806.64, "text": " 343, guilty spark."}, {"start": 5806.64, "end": 5809.9, "text": " Exact lethal, thanks for the cheese."}, {"start": 5809.9, "end": 5813.4, "text": " You'll nine damage twice, channel two glass."}, {"start": 5813.4, "end": 5818.56, "text": " This is the type of car that has to cost less, man."}, {"start": 5818.56, "end": 5821.0, "text": " It has to cost less on the upgrade."}, {"start": 5821.0, "end": 5823.94, "text": " 24 damage, two glass."}, {"start": 5823.94, "end": 5825.64, "text": " It's literally good."}, {"start": 5825.64, "end": 5827.2, "text": " I've never taken it, so I will take it"}, {"start": 5827.2, "end": 5828.36, "text": " because I've never taken it."}, {"start": 5828.36, "end": 5836.96, "text": " because it has the same keyword as other cards in our deck, but it's gonna be"}, {"start": 5836.96, "end": 5841.639999999999, "text": " tough to find the situation to be played to play it I should say. It's literally"}, {"start": 5841.639999999999, "end": 5849.48, "text": " bludgeon. Bludgeon's bad too, I don't give a fuck. Fiendfire is the only good card,"}, {"start": 5849.48, "end": 5853.48, "text": " okay? That's sorry, are you paying attention? Fiendfire is the only good card in"}, {"start": 5853.4800000000005, "end": 5865.72, "text": " the game me when I have bag of prep and I draw seven cards on turn one and it's"}, {"start": 5865.72, "end": 5879.76, "text": " three strikes three defense in a fiend fire oh oh me me me me me me me I mean"}, {"start": 5879.76, "end": 5884.88, "text": " The capacitor glass is really good for AOE."}, {"start": 5884.88, "end": 5889.76, "text": " How much do glass orbs do when they evoke?"}, {"start": 5889.76, "end": 5895.2, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 5895.2, "end": 5896.76, "text": " Is it double?"}, {"start": 5896.76, "end": 5897.76, "text": " Double their value?"}, {"start": 5897.76, "end": 5898.76, "text": " 2x?"}, {"start": 5898.76, "end": 5901.04, "text": " Okay, well then I'm not going to get more orbs."}, {"start": 5901.04, "end": 5903.8, "text": " I want to evoke them and get through this real quick."}, {"start": 5903.8, "end": 5906.0, "text": " Don't kill me early, please."}, {"start": 5906.0, "end": 5913.28, "text": " So this is just like not what I want on turn 1."}, {"start": 5913.28, "end": 5914.52, "text": " Fuck it bro."}, {"start": 5914.52, "end": 5915.52, "text": " You're good?"}, {"start": 5915.52, "end": 5922.84, "text": " Prove it."}, {"start": 5922.84, "end": 5929.16, "text": " I should seem like a very good start."}, {"start": 5929.16, "end": 5930.48, "text": " Take claw you idiot."}, {"start": 5930.4800000000005, "end": 5937.64, "text": " You know, I look at the claw gamers the same way that Buzz Lightyear looks at the other"}, {"start": 5937.64, "end": 5939.660000000001, "text": " Buzz Lightyear's employee story too."}, {"start": 5939.660000000001, "end": 5944.72, "text": " You know when he's in the box and he's going like, let me out of here, I'm the real Buzz"}, {"start": 5944.72, "end": 5945.72, "text": " Lightyear."}, {"start": 5945.72, "end": 5948.56, "text": " And then they zoom out and there's like infinite Buzz Lightyear's."}, {"start": 5948.56, "end": 5950.320000000001, "text": " They're like, I'm not like other gamers."}, {"start": 5950.320000000001, "end": 5951.92, "text": " I just take claw every single time."}, {"start": 5951.92, "end": 5952.92, "text": " I just like claw."}, {"start": 5952.92, "end": 5953.92, "text": " I don't know what it is about claw."}, {"start": 5953.92, "end": 5954.92, "text": " I just like it."}, {"start": 5954.92, "end": 5955.92, "text": " I'm not like other Cedars Fire players."}, {"start": 5955.92, "end": 5956.92, "text": " I just really like claw."}, {"start": 5956.92, "end": 5959.42, "text": " I think it's really useful to have one claw in your deck at all times."}, {"start": 5967.12, "end": 5969.62, "text": " That's not to say I look upon you with disdain, by the way."}, {"start": 5969.82, "end": 5972.92, "text": " It's just like you, you, you ain't the one is all I'm trying to say."}, {"start": 5980.02, "end": 5984.02, "text": " One lightning rod to get the orbs, to get the glass orbs evoking a little quicker."}, {"start": 5986.92, "end": 5999.28, "text": " 16 damage, kinda crazy early."}, {"start": 5999.28, "end": 6002.92, "text": " Now you're not wrong, genetic algorithm, kind of a different story."}, {"start": 6002.92, "end": 6004.4800000000005, "text": " Now that's a fucking card."}, {"start": 6004.4800000000005, "end": 6009.36, "text": " When you're a random rare, it's genetic algorithm, ooh, and then you draw it and you draw and"}, {"start": 6009.36, "end": 6015.56, "text": " you play it and then you play fiend fire, ooh, cause you got the, you got the prism."}, {"start": 6015.56, "end": 6028.88, "text": " at some point you're gonna need block man. Every three turns draw a card. I like it a"}, {"start": 6028.88, "end": 6038.200000000001, "text": " lot. Any chance any of you channel more glass? Okay that's basically one energy because I'm"}, {"start": 6038.2, "end": 6061.08, "text": " play that every time it shows up. I hate this fucker. Stop getting stronger, bro."}, {"start": 6061.08, "end": 6078.44, "text": " play. Interesting with momentum strike but we're not building towards that. Genius"}, {"start": 6078.44, "end": 6082.76, "text": " pewed strikes again. I know they don't they don't be saying it anymore man. They"}, {"start": 6082.76, "end": 6088.6, "text": " be taking my bucket but they don't be saying genius pewed strikes again anymore."}, {"start": 6091.08, "end": 6095.08, "text": " Really pissing me off when they don't be saying stuff like that."}, {"start": 6099.08, "end": 6103.08, "text": " Never seen NL and West Side Unc in a room together and really makes you think,"}, {"start": 6103.08, "end": 6105.08, "text": " Who's West Side Unc? Is that a rapper?"}, {"start": 6109.08, "end": 6111.08, "text": " They sound like a cool rapper."}, {"start": 6121.08, "end": 6123.08, "text": " You would love them?"}, {"start": 6123.5599999999995, "end": 6126.48, "text": " Are they are they an influencer? What are they?"}, {"start": 6134.04, "end": 6137.96, "text": " Well, you're definitely gonna be my ass, but is what it is bro, at least we kill"}, {"start": 6137.96, "end": 6143.84, "text": " I guess I should have attacked one that actually like would have died and then not hit us, but"}, {"start": 6144.5599999999995, "end": 6146.5599999999995, "text": " We all influencing every day"}, {"start": 6148.64, "end": 6150.64, "text": " Sad but true the man"}, {"start": 6151.08, "end": 6157.92, "text": " So, and chopping brew, it does exist."}, {"start": 6157.92, "end": 6160.76, "text": " And the fish lord, how do we feel about fish lord here?"}, {"start": 6160.76, "end": 6162.6, "text": " I gotta think about, well you know what?"}, {"start": 6162.6, "end": 6169.8, "text": " I'm a big believer in not thinking too hard and just like going all in."}, {"start": 6169.8, "end": 6172.6, "text": " That seems like the perfect series of potions for this guy."}, {"start": 6172.6, "end": 6176.08, "text": " Oh my god, and we had pen nib, holy shit."}, {"start": 6176.08, "end": 6179.92, "text": " Going all in to make sure that we make it through this and then like puzzling the shit"}, {"start": 6179.92, "end": 6198.92, "text": " out on the on floor to just reread the never met a burger I couldn't eat tweet"}, {"start": 6198.92, "end": 6203.84, "text": " what a certified classic can I be honest with you I don't know if I'm"}, {"start": 6203.84, "end": 6208.3, "text": " familiar with that tweet never met a burger I couldn't eat when I think of"}, {"start": 6208.3, "end": 6214.46, "text": " load-bearing tweets I think of like I have the paper towel habits of a much"}, {"start": 6214.46, "end": 6221.38, "text": " wealthier man that's a classic I think of yeah eat me I'll tell you one thing me"}, {"start": 6221.38, "end": 6226.02, "text": " and my friends would have beaten ET to death with hammers I made the clutch"}, {"start": 6226.02, "end": 6231.1, "text": " move of ordering us pizza at 1 a.m. that you said honey badger drinks when he"}, {"start": 6231.1, "end": 6235.900000000001, "text": " wants that's that's an all-time classic and I will say and you don't have to"}, {"start": 6235.900000000001, "end": 6241.540000000001, "text": " hand it to him. But the Kanye water bottle tweet is it is a work of art in the"}, {"start": 6241.540000000001, "end": 6248.14, "text": " sense that I think about it every time I'm in the situation. Whenever we're at"}, {"start": 6248.14, "end": 6251.500000000001, "text": " the airport and Kate is like do you want to get some water before we get on? I'm"}, {"start": 6251.500000000001, "end": 6256.620000000001, "text": " like no because then I got a like babysit the bottle of water the whole time."}, {"start": 6258.620000000001, "end": 6263.22, "text": " Either you drink the water and then throw it in the recycling bin at the gate"}, {"start": 6263.22, "end": 6270.22, "text": " or you don't get the water. You wait until you get on the airplane and you give you a little cup instead."}, {"start": 6277.22, "end": 6279.22, "text": " You could have had a crazy deck with the claws."}, {"start": 6279.22, "end": 6282.22, "text": " Close the tab and delete your negative review of this because you say it's unbalanced."}, {"start": 6282.22, "end": 6285.22, "text": " Megacrit literally intellectually mobs you."}, {"start": 6285.22, "end": 6287.22, "text": " Just so you know."}, {"start": 6287.22, "end": 6290.22, "text": " And by the way, listen, I'm playing Slay the Spire 2."}, {"start": 6290.22, "end": 6292.38, "text": " to a major phase with new mechanics like glass orbs"}, {"start": 6292.38, "end": 6294.66, "text": " and you're like run back the same all for one claw build"}, {"start": 6294.66, "end": 6297.38, "text": " you've been playing on your phone for fucking nine years."}, {"start": 6297.38, "end": 6299.46, "text": " What the fuck are you talking about, bro?"}, {"start": 6299.46, "end": 6301.54, "text": " Not to mention we're talking about works of art."}, {"start": 6301.54, "end": 6302.860000000001, "text": " We're talking about seminal tweets."}, {"start": 6302.860000000001, "end": 6304.34, "text": " We're not talking about the,"}, {"start": 6304.34, "end": 6306.26, "text": " this is in limited resources."}, {"start": 6306.26, "end": 6308.42, "text": " We're not rating a five out of five card,"}, {"start": 6308.42, "end": 6310.0, "text": " three out of five for the pre-release"}, {"start": 6310.0, "end": 6313.16, "text": " to try to sell linda.com subscriptions, okay?"}, {"start": 6315.5, "end": 6317.06, "text": " Anyway, the point is you take nothing here"}, {"start": 6317.06, "end": 6318.860000000001, "text": " because none of this is good for us."}, {"start": 6320.22, "end": 6324.5, "text": " Who's this fellow?"}, {"start": 6324.5, "end": 6326.06, "text": " Inbued."}, {"start": 6326.06, "end": 6331.66, "text": " Card is automatically played at the start of combat."}, {"start": 6331.66, "end": 6335.9400000000005, "text": " If it was attacked, that'd be swell."}, {"start": 6335.9400000000005, "end": 6340.740000000001, "text": " The start of combat channel three lightning."}, {"start": 6340.740000000001, "end": 6344.900000000001, "text": " Three lightning and a pinion, a lot of my friend."}, {"start": 6344.900000000001, "end": 6349.900000000001, "text": " Doesn't really work."}, {"start": 6349.900000000001, "end": 6358.14, "text": " game to energy, skill with imbued, stomping on the avenue, a radio city with the..."}, {"start": 6358.14, "end": 6366.620000000001, "text": " I do kind of like the concept of... well, honestly, against combat?"}, {"start": 6366.620000000001, "end": 6369.820000000001, "text": " Like against basic enemies?"}, {"start": 6369.820000000001, "end": 6375.38, "text": " Starting with five block and a glass on turn one is not that bad, but starting with 11"}, {"start": 6375.38, "end": 6382.38, "text": " block and one dark is basically like this relic, the symbiotic virus, plus the anchor"}, {"start": 6382.38, "end": 6391.9800000000005, "text": " all wrapped up in one, it's kind of, I honestly think that might be swag."}, {"start": 6391.9800000000005, "end": 6395.86, "text": " Now the dark orbs are going to get evoked too quick to be as useful as they could otherwise"}, {"start": 6395.860000000001, "end": 6410.700000000001, "text": " but still."}, {"start": 6410.700000000001, "end": 6413.3, "text": " That one relic was two relics, man."}, {"start": 6413.3, "end": 6416.9800000000005, "text": " You fucking beat your ass, bro, and now you're gonna hit me."}, {"start": 6416.9800000000005, "end": 6420.9800000000005, "text": " How fucked up is that?"}, {"start": 6420.9800000000005, "end": 6423.580000000001, "text": " We probably went Apeshit on you and you're still gonna hit me."}, {"start": 6423.58, "end": 6445.82, "text": " so fucked up. Fuck it, I'll do that to block a little bit of damage. And chill is literally"}, {"start": 6445.82, "end": 6452.62, "text": " good and we get it whipping the orbs around even faster get the glass out"}, {"start": 6452.62, "end": 6461.9, "text": " there real quick I mean we've got it we should seriously just go into combat"}, {"start": 6461.9, "end": 6469.46, "text": " immediately every single time because we can farm the cheese with this"}, {"start": 6469.46, "end": 6474.46, "text": " Ball lightning and a pinia cull out of my friends"}, {"start": 6474.46, "end": 6479.46, "text": " Stopping on the avenue of Radio City with a"}, {"start": 6480.46, "end": 6484.46, "text": " This one might be a little different because we want to, well we do want gloss out there"}, {"start": 6484.46, "end": 6488.46, "text": " We want a Pepsi bottle and a Coca Cola gloss out there"}, {"start": 6488.46, "end": 6490.46, "text": " One shell?"}, {"start": 6491.46, "end": 6495.46, "text": " I think I'd rather have a lightning orb out there next turn"}, {"start": 6495.46, "end": 6501.4, "text": " And don't play the chill."}, {"start": 6501.4, "end": 6502.9, "text": " We really wanted more than anything else."}, {"start": 6502.9, "end": 6511.22, "text": " We wanted a fuckload of glass out there, but so be it."}, {"start": 6511.22, "end": 6515.86, "text": " Fuckload of glass sounds like the soundtrack to Mishima, Life in Four Parts."}, {"start": 6515.86, "end": 6518.22, "text": " Yeah, I haven't seen it yet."}, {"start": 6518.22, "end": 6525.02, "text": " It's next on the fucking list, okay?"}, {"start": 6525.02, "end": 6536.540000000001, "text": " It's gonna happen."}, {"start": 6536.540000000001, "end": 6540.9400000000005, "text": " The cook lab."}, {"start": 6540.9400000000005, "end": 6541.9400000000005, "text": " I don't believe you."}, {"start": 6541.9400000000005, "end": 6550.06, "text": " It's literally gonna be the next movie."}, {"start": 6550.06, "end": 6563.42, "text": " built in. One damage, you gotta be flicking me man. Where's my fucking glass? We don't"}, {"start": 6563.42, "end": 6575.14, "text": " draw statuses in this house. 120 minutes, that's why I gotta wait till like the right"}, {"start": 6575.14, "end": 6580.900000000001, "text": " day to watch it because the Peloton rides are only 90 minutes. I mean it's by choice but it's also by"}, {"start": 6582.18, "end": 6589.9400000000005, "text": " the time available to myself. We should definitely evoke the Dark Orb two times and then evoke"}, {"start": 6590.58, "end": 6598.26, "text": " two Dark Orbs. When are you getting back to the Bazaar? I mean it's just like with no disrespect"}, {"start": 6598.26, "end": 6602.900000000001, "text": " it's crazy that people keep asking us like this. No matter how many times they say it's not gonna"}, {"start": 6602.900000000001, "end": 6608.780000000001, "text": " to happen still here bears playing the bizarre you should go watch bear play"}, {"start": 6608.780000000001, "end": 6618.02, "text": " the bizarre I'm gonna bet that this just kills you I'm not gonna do the math I'm"}, {"start": 6618.02, "end": 6623.34, "text": " just gonna bet on it I think a hotfix could be crazy"}, {"start": 6632.900000000001, "end": 6645.34, "text": " you are doing 22 damage that does not bother me I can live with that"}, {"start": 6650.780000000001, "end": 6658.620000000001, "text": " you are doing 10 damage I don't care"}, {"start": 6662.900000000001, "end": 6673.22, "text": " Literally not even going to do the math, surely this kills."}, {"start": 6673.22, "end": 6679.8, "text": " Yep, if it doesn't we would have just used a potion anyway."}, {"start": 6679.8, "end": 6683.740000000001, "text": " Focus strike is interesting for a guy like me, but I'm just not sure it's quite good"}, {"start": 6683.740000000001, "end": 6685.460000000001, "text": " enough."}, {"start": 6685.460000000001, "end": 6691.26, "text": " Like one extra damage times every glass orb times all enemies is very interesting, but"}, {"start": 6691.26, "end": 6694.34, "text": " I just, I don't think it moves the needle enough, man."}, {"start": 6696.820000000001, "end": 6698.9400000000005, "text": " Focus, Strikie."}, {"start": 6698.9400000000005, "end": 6701.7, "text": " Meg, you need to start leaving reviews on Letterbox,"}, {"start": 6701.7, "end": 6703.1, "text": " because I saw that you watched,"}, {"start": 6704.34, "end": 6705.780000000001, "text": " if I had legs that kick you,"}, {"start": 6706.74, "end": 6710.14, "text": " perfect opportunity for me to leave a review"}, {"start": 6711.46, "end": 6714.5, "text": " that, or a comment on your review that just says,"}, {"start": 6714.5, "end": 6716.54, "text": " ASAP Rocky!"}, {"start": 6718.34, "end": 6719.9400000000005, "text": " But you deprived me of that."}, {"start": 6721.26, "end": 6732.62, "text": " And in many ways, I'll never forgive you."}, {"start": 6732.62, "end": 6737.820000000001, "text": " That's a positive incentive to do that."}, {"start": 6737.820000000001, "end": 6739.92, "text": " Frames of Nick, are you here?"}, {"start": 6739.92, "end": 6743.46, "text": " Is it or is it not awesome to have me leaving comments on your reviews?"}, {"start": 6743.46, "end": 6747.18, "text": " Like when you left that review of Dead Ringers and I said David had Jeremy talking like"}, {"start": 6747.18, "end": 6749.38, "text": " Joel at the end."}, {"start": 6749.38, "end": 6755.5, "text": " I mean, Jeremy Irons was going, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, Ellie."}, {"start": 6756.7, "end": 6758.38, "text": " Jay, I don't know what you want me to say, though."}, {"start": 6758.38, "end": 6759.7, "text": " Comments speaks for itself."}, {"start": 6759.7, "end": 6762.22, "text": " David had Jeremy talking like Joel, bro."}, {"start": 6764.1, "end": 6765.46, "text": " Ah, they don't get it, man."}, {"start": 6773.5, "end": 6775.54, "text": " How about a crazy block?"}, {"start": 6779.38, "end": 6791.7, "text": " Literally worked for us."}, {"start": 6791.7, "end": 6795.38, "text": " Is Dead Ringers the one where they die and come back?"}, {"start": 6795.38, "end": 6798.02, "text": " Spoilers, but no, not at all."}, {"start": 6798.02, "end": 6802.26, "text": " So I guess no spoilers."}, {"start": 6802.26, "end": 6803.26, "text": " Thankfully no."}, {"start": 6803.26, "end": 6804.3, "text": " Thankfully it's not."}, {"start": 6804.3, "end": 6811.3, "text": " That might be the 1993 film, My Boyfriend's Back."}, {"start": 6811.3, "end": 6817.54, "text": " How did I think about it?"}, {"start": 6817.54, "end": 6819.54, "text": " How do we feel about elites, man?"}, {"start": 6819.54, "end": 6820.9400000000005, "text": " We're doing very well."}, {"start": 6820.9400000000005, "end": 6825.860000000001, "text": " We just did six combat nodes like a boss."}, {"start": 6825.860000000001, "end": 6833.54, "text": " We should probably try to fight an elite."}, {"start": 6833.54, "end": 6838.58, "text": " you get 19 block on turn one because of the intimidating helmet that's so freaking crazy"}, {"start": 6839.86, "end": 6846.9, "text": " sure man you're gonna need the block 28 we have 25 we need one of those two of these"}, {"start": 6850.5, "end": 6857.22, "text": " it is a perfect glass enemy but that would require me to at some point like draw a glass"}, {"start": 6857.22, "end": 6864.3, "text": " 25, you're doing 34, I will absolutely do this."}, {"start": 6864.3, "end": 6876.38, "text": " Lock it up a little."}, {"start": 6876.38, "end": 6878.18, "text": " One's dead."}, {"start": 6878.18, "end": 6881.26, "text": " I don't believe I will kill two."}, {"start": 6881.26, "end": 6892.1, "text": " So I think this turn is going to suck pretty bad."}, {"start": 6892.1, "end": 6893.1, "text": " Oh you're fucked."}, {"start": 6893.1, "end": 6895.26, "text": " Oh that was not bad."}, {"start": 6895.26, "end": 6903.38, "text": " Ornamental Fan does nothing for us, but that was not bad."}, {"start": 6903.38, "end": 6906.62, "text": " New secret to playing the defect just dropped."}, {"start": 6906.62, "end": 6911.9, "text": " Make no cards exclusively fight enemies."}, {"start": 6911.9, "end": 6913.0599999999995, "text": " Play no cards."}, {"start": 6913.0599999999995, "end": 6923.099999999999, "text": " Fuck it man, let's get those dark orbs swinging around."}, {"start": 6923.099999999999, "end": 6925.0599999999995, "text": " Go to no shop with 400 gold."}, {"start": 6925.0599999999995, "end": 6926.74, "text": " The gold ain't going out of style, okay?"}, {"start": 6926.74, "end": 6928.74, "text": " It doesn't go bad."}, {"start": 6928.74, "end": 6947.42, "text": " You're probably fucked you know, you're not gonna live okay"}, {"start": 6947.42, "end": 6964.06, "text": " How come in past lives the husband writes a book called Boner? How come in your life"}, {"start": 6964.06, "end": 6969.62, "text": " you've written a novel's worth of messages into my chat but have never published anything?"}, {"start": 6969.62, "end": 6976.18, "text": " You ever think about that?"}, {"start": 6976.18, "end": 6981.78, "text": " I love- nothing feels better than seeing a wave of cots, man."}, {"start": 6981.78, "end": 6987.62, "text": " It's so- you leave that guy alone, that guy's my goat, okay?"}, {"start": 6987.62, "end": 6991.26, "text": " Fuck, that felt good."}, {"start": 6991.26, "end": 6995.86, "text": " I'm not blue casting a wack ass dark orb like that, I'll just wait for it to single"}, {"start": 6995.860000000001, "end": 7002.280000000001, "text": " cast for nothing yeah I'm literally not gonna add a fuckload of daisies in my"}, {"start": 7002.280000000001, "end": 7007.06, "text": " deck thanks for asking this guy's gonna beat my ass red for sure though this is"}, {"start": 7007.06, "end": 7009.26, "text": " big"}, {"start": 7009.26, "end": 7019.9800000000005, "text": " You're dead next turn, right?"}, {"start": 7019.9800000000005, "end": 7032.46, "text": " And I live, probably."}, {"start": 7032.46, "end": 7036.7, "text": " I'm trying not to play attacks, but still get the kill so that I can get the benefit"}, {"start": 7036.7, "end": 7041.58, "text": " of pen nib early on the next fight. First time you gain block from a carnage calm at double"}, {"start": 7041.58, "end": 7050.58, "text": " the amount gained bro. Okay now I need a lesson on consuming shadow. Wait this is actually"}, {"start": 7050.58, "end": 7060.0599999999995, "text": " good because we summon a lot of glass. Evoking full power glass orbs actually might be the"}, {"start": 7060.06, "end": 7070.740000000001, "text": " move. Give me a random power. It sucks. It's like it synergizes in so far as we get one"}, {"start": 7070.740000000001, "end": 7083.02, "text": " lightning once. If we draw it early enough. I would very much like to draw my good power"}, {"start": 7083.02, "end": 7091.900000000001, "text": " if possible. Rather have a third Dark Orb out there for sure and then don't evoke it yet."}, {"start": 7096.860000000001, "end": 7103.900000000001, "text": " Enemy's gonna rock you. Yeah, I think I have no chance to be honest, but we'll see."}, {"start": 7114.02, "end": 7116.02, "text": " There's good cards in my deck somewhere"}, {"start": 7120.9400000000005, "end": 7125.540000000001, "text": " Holy shit, I didn't take damage that turn, okay dark orbs popping"}, {"start": 7128.5, "end": 7131.9400000000005, "text": " Keep them popping they're taking my orbs"}, {"start": 7132.820000000001, "end": 7137.22, "text": " I can live with not playing more than three cards per turn, but things are getting a little rough"}, {"start": 7137.9400000000005, "end": 7139.9400000000005, "text": " Let's summon an orb"}, {"start": 7143.02, "end": 7152.02, "text": " 36 damage. I have no choice but to pass away I suppose. I have 35 health."}, {"start": 7152.02, "end": 7158.02, "text": " Alright, he kind of put his nuts on my head like Gene Kelly in the Broadway review."}, {"start": 7164.02, "end": 7170.02, "text": " Leave him more frost. Oh my god, shut up about claw and frost. We know, bro. We played the game in 2017."}, {"start": 7170.02, "end": 7174.18, "text": " We know those are good, just chill."}, {"start": 7174.18, "end": 7175.18, "text": " One HP away?"}, {"start": 7175.18, "end": 7179.22, "text": " Well, yeah, but I didn't have to do 280 damage to him or something, so it would have taken"}, {"start": 7179.22, "end": 7186.700000000001, "text": " us, I think it's a bit of a stretch to say we lost by one HP."}, {"start": 7186.700000000001, "end": 7187.700000000001, "text": " Play a status deck?"}, {"start": 7187.700000000001, "end": 7190.5, "text": " I'm starting to see why Slay this player too has so many negative reviews."}, {"start": 7190.5, "end": 7194.14, "text": " Is people decide what deck they're going to play before they even see the relic and the"}, {"start": 7194.14, "end": 7199.740000000001, "text": " cards that they get from the first fucking elite or the first god?"}, {"start": 7199.74, "end": 7201.0599999999995, "text": " You're really walking into this going,"}, {"start": 7201.0599999999995, "end": 7202.38, "text": " I'm gonna play a claw build?"}, {"start": 7202.38, "end": 7204.62, "text": " Oh, I didn't get claw, negative review?"}, {"start": 7205.9, "end": 7208.12, "text": " That's sad, man, it couldn't be me."}, {"start": 7209.12, "end": 7211.66, "text": " You sound like the Philadelphia Flyers right now."}, {"start": 7213.98, "end": 7215.62, "text": " Flyers, bros, is it over?"}, {"start": 7217.5, "end": 7218.86, "text": " I'm not asking if they're gonna lose,"}, {"start": 7218.86, "end": 7219.7, "text": " I know they're gonna lose."}, {"start": 7219.7, "end": 7223.62, "text": " I'm asking, is it over, can the pain stop?"}, {"start": 7223.62, "end": 7246.5, "text": " Okay, give me 333 gold."}, {"start": 7246.5, "end": 7251.42, "text": " Sixers are next to lose."}, {"start": 7251.42, "end": 7254.9400000000005, "text": " you know what i realize and uh... apologize drank man if you're in the"}, {"start": 7254.9400000000005, "end": 7256.7, "text": " chat"}, {"start": 7256.7, "end": 7260.06, "text": " half of the people who talk hockey are just talking hockey so that they can"}, {"start": 7260.06, "end": 7262.66, "text": " talk basketball is starting to piss me off"}, {"start": 7262.66, "end": 7265.5, "text": " we're talking about hockey we're talking about the flyers nobody said shit about"}, {"start": 7265.5, "end": 7268.46, "text": " joel mbd"}, {"start": 7268.46, "end": 7272.38, "text": " i saw a drunk man was in the palette on discord asking questions about hockey"}, {"start": 7272.38, "end": 7275.78, "text": " as soon as i would answer the the hockey question they would say damn that sounds"}, {"start": 7275.78, "end": 7279.46, "text": " kind of like the new york nicks and i'm like i don't know that i i i i i can't"}, {"start": 7279.46, "end": 7280.9400000000005, "text": " meet you there"}, {"start": 7280.9400000000005, "end": 7291.9800000000005, "text": " Because I don't know anything about the New York mix except Patrick Ewing circa 1994."}, {"start": 7291.9800000000005, "end": 7295.500000000001, "text": " I just simply don't know."}, {"start": 7295.5, "end": 7299.94, "text": " I hate to get three defensive cards on the first reward man."}, {"start": 7299.94, "end": 7301.1, "text": " Give me a frost."}, {"start": 7313.14, "end": 7315.46, "text": " Did you have a Bill Simmons era?"}, {"start": 7315.46, "end": 7318.82, "text": " Thankfully no, I think it's more of a,"}, {"start": 7318.82, "end": 7321.02, "text": " I mean I was aware of like Bill Simmons"}, {"start": 7321.02, "end": 7322.64, "text": " and Chuck Klosserman and stuff like that,"}, {"start": 7322.64, "end": 7329.04, "text": " But I think they were for mostly for fellas that were a little bit older than me."}, {"start": 7329.4800000000005, "end": 7332.76, "text": " They're more of like an elder millennial, Gen X sort of."}, {"start": 7334.56, "end": 7336.320000000001, "text": " Not bad. I forgot how the game works though."}, {"start": 7343.12, "end": 7344.280000000001, "text": " Okay, bro, I'm a believer."}, {"start": 7352.64, "end": 7356.4800000000005, "text": " a moderate shot era."}, {"start": 7356.4800000000005, "end": 7358.56, "text": " We talking HBO real sports here?"}, {"start": 7374.320000000001, "end": 7376.0, "text": " Bill at least likes the NBA."}, {"start": 7376.0, "end": 7378.160000000001, "text": " I'm not gonna get sucked into a debate on Bill Simmons"}, {"start": 7378.160000000001, "end": 7379.92, "text": " because I don't know anything about him."}, {"start": 7379.92, "end": 7385.22, "text": " I will say that I think for the good of society, we have to start treating anybody that advertises"}, {"start": 7385.22, "end": 7387.18, "text": " like genuine gambling as an op."}, {"start": 7387.18, "end": 7390.3, "text": " It has to be done."}, {"start": 7390.3, "end": 7391.82, "text": " Except that one stream that Dan did."}, {"start": 7391.82, "end": 7397.22, "text": " I'll give him a pass because he's a personal friend, but don't do it again."}, {"start": 7397.22, "end": 7404.22, "text": " But otherwise, as a heuristic, we have to start treating anybody that advertises gambling"}, {"start": 7404.22, "end": 7407.22, "text": " as an op."}, {"start": 7407.22, "end": 7422.22, "text": " We need Orbs whipping around faster."}, {"start": 7422.22, "end": 7428.22, "text": " Eternal, eternal."}, {"start": 7428.22, "end": 7430.22, "text": " Bag of Prep is crazy."}, {"start": 7430.22, "end": 7434.22, "text": " Enchant up to three attacks with sharp three."}, {"start": 7434.22, "end": 7435.22, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 7435.22, "end": 7448.1, "text": " sharp just to have this on refract is at least something and then we can take"}, {"start": 7448.1, "end": 7452.740000000001, "text": " more multi hit cards then probably simmer because we have one more shop"}, {"start": 7452.74, "end": 7466.98, "text": " coming up anyway. What do you even do? Apply afflictions on my cards so I can only play"}, {"start": 7466.9800000000005, "end": 7471.22, "text": " play one skill per turn."}, {"start": 7471.22, "end": 7480.9400000000005, "text": " Rude ass."}, {"start": 7480.9400000000005, "end": 7481.9400000000005, "text": " Two glass."}, {"start": 7481.9400000000005, "end": 7482.9400000000005, "text": " No glass."}, {"start": 7482.9400000000005, "end": 7483.9400000000005, "text": " Two glass."}, {"start": 7483.9400000000005, "end": 7484.9400000000005, "text": " Thirty six damage."}, {"start": 7484.9400000000005, "end": 7485.9400000000005, "text": " Two glass."}, {"start": 7485.9400000000005, "end": 7486.9400000000005, "text": " Fuck it bro."}, {"start": 7486.9400000000005, "end": 7487.9400000000005, "text": " If he dies."}, {"start": 7487.9400000000005, "end": 7488.9400000000005, "text": " Oh the glass does four."}, {"start": 7488.9400000000005, "end": 7489.9400000000005, "text": " I thought the glass only did three."}, {"start": 7489.9400000000005, "end": 7490.9400000000005, "text": " Fuck it bro."}, {"start": 7490.9400000000005, "end": 7491.9400000000005, "text": " If he dies."}, {"start": 7491.9400000000005, "end": 7492.9400000000005, "text": " Oh the glass does four."}, {"start": 7492.9400000000005, "end": 7493.9400000000005, "text": " I thought the glass only did three."}, {"start": 7493.9400000000005, "end": 7509.4400000000005, "text": " us four I thought the glass only did three oh I love this game I'm 80 years"}, {"start": 7509.4400000000005, "end": 7515.84, "text": " old who's this guy on my picture box flip the channel uncle 24-hour news is"}, {"start": 7515.84, "end": 7519.080000000001, "text": " statistically I mean if you're watching me on your TV you're probably on like"}, {"start": 7519.080000000001, "end": 7523.4400000000005, "text": " channel 9000 so 24-hour news is definitely that way press the down"}, {"start": 7523.4400000000005, "end": 7530.160000000001, "text": " channel button on your on your remote that'll get you to 24-hour news"}, {"start": 7530.160000000001, "end": 7536.88, "text": " heartbreaking by the way my parents have a digital cable went over to my parents"}, {"start": 7536.88, "end": 7541.4400000000005, "text": " house this weekend turned on the TV digital cable was like the ninth box"}, {"start": 7541.4400000000005, "end": 7546.4400000000005, "text": " over found out my mom and dad have been watching the free channels on Samsung TV"}, {"start": 7546.4400000000005, "end": 7557.88, "text": " plus for like two months. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You got you got real TV. You don't have to go to the"}, {"start": 7559.160000000001, "end": 7565.960000000001, "text": " 15,000 free channels on Samsung TV plus. So I went to the home screen and I dragged"}, {"start": 7566.6, "end": 7569.080000000001, "text": " HDMI one all the way to the left."}, {"start": 7569.08, "end": 7577.84, "text": " It's like, you don't have to watch the CBC news network on Samsung TV Plus."}, {"start": 7577.84, "end": 7579.36, "text": " You can watch the real CBC."}, {"start": 7579.36, "end": 7592.62, "text": " You can watch Murdoch Mysteries."}, {"start": 7592.62, "end": 7597.76, "text": " I literally have no idea what this deck is going to do."}, {"start": 7597.76, "end": 7602.04, "text": " If you like ads, on the CBC it ain't so bad cause all the ads are for other shit on the"}, {"start": 7602.04, "end": 7603.04, "text": " CBC anyway."}, {"start": 7603.04, "end": 7608.1, "text": " Okay, this is it, we're gonna learn this."}, {"start": 7608.1, "end": 7609.34, "text": " What is the order?"}, {"start": 7609.34, "end": 7611.16, "text": " Tell me the order."}, {"start": 7611.16, "end": 7612.76, "text": " Three, four, one, two."}, {"start": 7612.76, "end": 7617.8, "text": " Thank you so much."}, {"start": 7617.8, "end": 7621.64, "text": " Cause there's a different one."}, {"start": 7621.64, "end": 7623.6, "text": " It's actually four, one, three, two."}, {"start": 7623.6, "end": 7632.72, "text": " What a fucking wicked game we play or some shit."}, {"start": 7632.72, "end": 7639.280000000001, "text": " You're already dead."}, {"start": 7639.280000000001, "end": 7641.72, "text": " You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye."}, {"start": 7641.72, "end": 7649.400000000001, "text": " Okay, wait, we're mogging them?"}, {"start": 7649.400000000001, "end": 7651.88, "text": " Order was all fucked up there, my bad, y'all."}, {"start": 7651.88, "end": 7657.88, "text": " No, wait, we still suffer no losses."}, {"start": 7657.88, "end": 7658.88, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 7658.88, "end": 7664.28, "text": " God, I hate seeing claw now."}, {"start": 7664.28, "end": 7673.76, "text": " I'm not taking any claws out of fucking disrespect."}, {"start": 7673.76, "end": 7675.36, "text": " We don't quote Nicki Minaj anymore."}, {"start": 7675.360000000001, "end": 7682.360000000001, "text": " I won't quote her, but I will."}, {"start": 7682.360000000001, "end": 7695.040000000001, "text": " When Chan engagement is low, I'm not above doing that."}, {"start": 7695.040000000001, "end": 7696.040000000001, "text": " What is that?"}, {"start": 7696.040000000001, "end": 7697.200000000001, "text": " I'm not 100% sure."}, {"start": 7697.2, "end": 7704.2, "text": " To be honest with you, I'm not 100% sure."}, {"start": 7714.96, "end": 7718.24, "text": " Shuriken is pissing me off because it's so perfect for a fucking claw build."}, {"start": 7718.24, "end": 7720.599999999999, "text": " Maybe we are going to somehow pivot this to the claw."}, {"start": 7720.599999999999, "end": 7725.92, "text": " No, literally, pivoting builds is fake. Pivoting builds is not real."}, {"start": 7725.92, "end": 7731.16, "text": " You build your entire run based off of like your first two card rewards and never, if"}, {"start": 7731.16, "end": 7737.12, "text": " you ever, if every relic points in like a different direction you go, ah it's too late,"}, {"start": 7737.12, "end": 7740.96, "text": " it's too late for me to do that."}, {"start": 7740.96, "end": 7743.92, "text": " I would have loved if I'd known that that was coming, I would have, I would have changed"}, {"start": 7743.92, "end": 7753.52, "text": " up my whole fucking flow, but obviously it's way too late for me to pivot my strategy here."}, {"start": 7753.52, "end": 7760.780000000001, "text": " you for not drawing refract there wait we're kind of going sicko mode bro the"}, {"start": 7760.780000000001, "end": 7766.64, "text": " venerable t-set to focus this turn for each unique orb fuck it bro let's give"}, {"start": 7766.64, "end": 7770.72, "text": " it a try that seems like yet again something else that's good with glass"}, {"start": 7770.72, "end": 7777.280000000001, "text": " it also seems like everything is good with glass yeah I'm not gonna be"}, {"start": 7777.28, "end": 7785.5, "text": " upgrading two strikes sorry to say. I didn't cut the one with sharp right? Not"}, {"start": 7785.5, "end": 7791.7, "text": " really that bad but kind of not the not the optimum decision."}, {"start": 7794.46, "end": 7797.7, "text": " You're fucked, lad."}, {"start": 7807.28, "end": 7813.5199999999995, "text": " Could I have just killed you? Be for real with me. Could I have just killed them? Who"}, {"start": 7813.5199999999995, "end": 7816.759999999999, "text": " are we going up against? This is the one time when it would be so fucking good to go up"}, {"start": 7816.759999999999, "end": 7823.92, "text": " against the van-tum, by the way. You couldn't have so don't worry about it, okay? Huge."}, {"start": 7823.92, "end": 7828.719999999999, "text": " Huge. And now, my God, they want me to fucking, they want me to fucking build claw, man."}, {"start": 7828.72, "end": 7838.4400000000005, "text": " They want me to build a claw."}, {"start": 7838.4400000000005, "end": 7840.240000000001, "text": " A pharaoh with claw would have gone crazy."}, {"start": 7840.240000000001, "end": 7841.96, "text": " Yeah, but what about a fecal with raw?"}, {"start": 7841.96, "end": 7843.76, "text": " You ever think about that?"}, {"start": 7843.76, "end": 7847.360000000001, "text": " Mix up the letters, changes the meaning."}, {"start": 7847.360000000001, "end": 7849.360000000001, "text": " Quite considerably."}, {"start": 7849.360000000001, "end": 7858.68, "text": " Real, yeah, wouldn't be as, if you mix up the letters, it wouldn't be as good, right?"}, {"start": 7858.68, "end": 7865.68, "text": " makes you think maybe it wasn't that good to begin with what you said"}, {"start": 7871.56, "end": 7874.0, "text": " somehow i doubt that"}, {"start": 7874.0, "end": 7876.400000000001, "text": " question was is this your handwriting"}, {"start": 7876.400000000001, "end": 7883.400000000001, "text": " type shit"}, {"start": 7884.04, "end": 7888.280000000001, "text": " i had a spoonerism phase in high school i know your ass has the arrogant worms"}, {"start": 7888.28, "end": 7899.4, "text": " one of your top artists on Spotify rapped. Don't lie to me Walt. I know you know more"}, {"start": 7899.4, "end": 7914.84, "text": " digits of pie than anyone else in your friend circle. I'm not dying this time."}, {"start": 7918.28, "end": 7927.24, "text": " Horrible decision on your part to not be intangible bro."}, {"start": 7927.24, "end": 7928.719999999999, "text": " Does this kill you?"}, {"start": 7928.719999999999, "end": 7930.92, "text": " Let's see."}, {"start": 7930.92, "end": 7936.28, "text": " Channels so it does 30 and then it would channel two of these."}, {"start": 7936.28, "end": 7938.179999999999, "text": " It would evoke this."}, {"start": 7938.179999999999, "end": 7945.12, "text": " This would evoke for 5 which means we don't die to Becken."}, {"start": 7945.12, "end": 7948.54, "text": " It does HP, Beckham does HP."}, {"start": 7948.54, "end": 7950.48, "text": " Beckham does HP, it doesn't do damage, it does damage."}, {"start": 7950.48, "end": 7954.32, "text": " It does HP removal, it goes through block."}, {"start": 7954.32, "end": 7955.92, "text": " That run had potential, too."}, {"start": 7960.44, "end": 7961.88, "text": " Super crucible!"}, {"start": 7961.88, "end": 7964.08, "text": " Finally, we can play the fucking game!"}, {"start": 7971.92, "end": 7974.4, "text": " I'll take a 50-50 to not lose eight."}, {"start": 7974.400000000001, "end": 7976.400000000001, "text": " OH!"}, {"start": 7977.400000000001, "end": 7979.400000000001, "text": " Fucking yes, yes!"}, {"start": 7988.400000000001, "end": 7990.400000000001, "text": " Shipping the bottle."}, {"start": 7990.400000000001, "end": 7992.400000000001, "text": " 5,000 hours by the way."}, {"start": 7992.400000000001, "end": 7995.400000000001, "text": " I literally played this game because I make mistakes."}, {"start": 7996.400000000001, "end": 7999.400000000001, "text": " If it was, uh, if I played this game perfectly I would stop playing."}, {"start": 7999.400000000001, "end": 8001.400000000001, "text": " I'd probably be playing some stupid shit right now."}, {"start": 8001.400000000001, "end": 8003.400000000001, "text": " I'd probably be playing Dwarf Fortress."}, {"start": 8004.400000000001, "end": 8010.52, "text": " Going like what's the optimum trait to put on my builder dwarf some shit like I've never I don't really know what happens in"}, {"start": 8010.52, "end": 8012.52, "text": " Dwarf Fortress to be honest with you"}, {"start": 8020.6, "end": 8022.6, "text": " Worst power in the game"}, {"start": 8026.000000000001, "end": 8029.000000000001, "text": " Hmm destroyed"}, {"start": 8029.0, "end": 8038.8, "text": " Yeah, I think I would. I think I would take an upgraded Tempest. It's basically Zap already,"}, {"start": 8038.8, "end": 8041.98, "text": " which is the best card in the game. Oh, if you have Frost, deal 6 damage to enemies."}, {"start": 8041.98, "end": 8048.72, "text": " Why the fuck did I take White Noise, bro? None of the powers do anything."}, {"start": 8048.72, "end": 8057.88, "text": " lightning math motherfucker it's like twa- yeah it gets there it gets there"}, {"start": 8062.64, "end": 8068.4800000000005, "text": " and we don't really have a reason not to take a claw to be honest with you in"}, {"start": 8068.4800000000005, "end": 8071.4800000000005, "text": " this situation we don't really have a reason not to oh they would have been"}, {"start": 8071.4800000000005, "end": 8074.92, "text": " really nice to afford that"}, {"start": 8079.6, "end": 8081.6, "text": " Fuck it, bro. We ball"}, {"start": 8083.64, "end": 8087.04, "text": " Storm I don't respect it"}, {"start": 8090.56, "end": 8092.56, "text": " Do like pendulum"}, {"start": 8093.320000000001, "end": 8098.320000000001, "text": " That's not a surprise, but you know what that's actually good because it means we're gonna treasure out of our treasure chest"}, {"start": 8100.04, "end": 8102.04, "text": " Charge batteries slept on I literally"}, {"start": 8103.04, "end": 8107.92, "text": " I'm doing defect a 20 on my phone on the bike rides right now. I literally take"}, {"start": 8107.92, "end": 8112.08, "text": " 15 of them on every single build."}, {"start": 8116.36, "end": 8123.52, "text": " Mattresses slept on? Hmm not in Japan."}, {"start": 8126.12, "end": 8130.6, "text": " They sleep on the tatami I believe."}, {"start": 8130.6, "end": 8138.820000000001, "text": " For some reason I- Motherfucker."}, {"start": 8138.820000000001, "end": 8145.4400000000005, "text": " I'm pretty sure if I did dual cast first, we end up not taking damage there."}, {"start": 8145.4400000000005, "end": 8151.240000000001, "text": " Maybe playing a little quick."}, {"start": 8151.24, "end": 8154.66, "text": " Ooh, two claws."}, {"start": 8165.04, "end": 8166.54, "text": " He's an upgrade beamen, man."}, {"start": 8168.98, "end": 8169.82, "text": " Worst relic?"}, {"start": 8171.26, "end": 8174.0199999999995, "text": " Yeah, I mean, bronze scales is pretty bad."}, {"start": 8177.58, "end": 8179.94, "text": " This is where someone in chat is gonna come up with an edge case."}, {"start": 8179.9400000000005, "end": 8184.540000000001, "text": " Oh yeah, really? What about on my barricade build where I have 999 block on every single turn?"}, {"start": 8193.140000000001, "end": 8194.34, "text": " Bet you didn't think of that shit."}, {"start": 8197.640000000001, "end": 8198.94, "text": " Or against the B guy?"}, {"start": 8199.24, "end": 8202.04, "text": " Okay, actually, that guy is kind of a pain in the ass."}, {"start": 8202.04, "end": 8203.44, "text": " He might be onto something there."}, {"start": 8206.24, "end": 8206.74, "text": " Hogged."}, {"start": 8209.94, "end": 8216.54, "text": " At some point we might have to take a fight through, but that point is not now."}, {"start": 8216.54, "end": 8219.94, "text": " Me when I hate free damage every turn?"}, {"start": 8219.94, "end": 8221.380000000001, "text": " It's not an apples to apples comparison."}, {"start": 8221.380000000001, "end": 8223.58, "text": " You have to evaluate it against other relics."}, {"start": 8223.58, "end": 8224.58, "text": " Opportunity costs exist."}, {"start": 8224.58, "end": 8227.34, "text": " The Elguiga back me up here."}, {"start": 8227.34, "end": 8237.34, "text": " Well, that was so much worse than I thought it would be."}, {"start": 8237.34, "end": 8258.54, "text": " reason I thought for sure one of them was going to die huge huge free yeti yeti has"}, {"start": 8258.54, "end": 8261.74, "text": " to stop getting banned at the start of every stream because I've had the whole"}, {"start": 8261.74, "end": 8268.4, "text": " stream ends up being dominated by yeti not being able to chat get banned like a"}, {"start": 8268.4, "end": 8271.88, "text": " half way through or like closer to the end or something stop getting banned at"}, {"start": 8271.88, "end": 8274.68, "text": " the damn start"}, {"start": 8277.56, "end": 8282.82, "text": " you know what man fasted me"}, {"start": 8282.82, "end": 8288.66, "text": " Fasten and then upgrade instead of resting."}, {"start": 8288.66, "end": 8300.3, "text": " We can make this happen."}, {"start": 8300.3, "end": 8301.3, "text": " They posted ASCII."}, {"start": 8301.3, "end": 8305.9, "text": " Okay, now it's starting to piss me off."}, {"start": 8305.9, "end": 8310.58, "text": " This will be like the fourth time I've unbanned them for posting ASCII."}, {"start": 8310.58, "end": 8317.0, "text": " So now, I've been a big proponent of the idea that you shouldn't get banned for posting"}, {"start": 8317.0, "end": 8319.4, "text": " ASCII art because it is funny."}, {"start": 8319.4, "end": 8325.0, "text": " That being said, doing it every stream now, just because I've said that, is now that's"}, {"start": 8325.0, "end": 8326.32, "text": " being very flippant."}, {"start": 8326.32, "end": 8331.72, "text": " That's not the spirit of why I said it in the first place."}, {"start": 8331.72, "end": 8334.039999999999, "text": " They are abusing the bubble shield."}, {"start": 8334.039999999999, "end": 8337.28, "text": " That's a perfect way to describe it."}, {"start": 8337.28, "end": 8339.2, "text": " I feel like the bubble shield is getting abused."}, {"start": 8339.2, "end": 8343.2, "text": " Oh my god, give me Voltaic. Oh, give me Voltaic."}, {"start": 8351.2, "end": 8355.2, "text": " They keep popping holy cards. Holy cow, Isaac mentioned."}, {"start": 8357.2, "end": 8360.2, "text": " There's like an Origin Angel stream in here."}, {"start": 8361.2, "end": 8365.2, "text": " Am I right Origin? I don't know, actually, yesterday I saw you were playing"}, {"start": 8365.2, "end": 8368.16, "text": " and trees hate me or something like that."}, {"start": 8369.16, "end": 8372.66, "text": " Cat Mario 64, it looked like fun."}, {"start": 8374.76, "end": 8378.960000000001, "text": " I know that this sounds like an insult,"}, {"start": 8378.960000000001, "end": 8381.2, "text": " but it looked like such a day in game."}, {"start": 8381.2, "end": 8384.2, "text": " I think Dan would have a great time streaming it as well."}, {"start": 8388.36, "end": 8391.320000000002, "text": " I mean, creative AI can be kind of crazy."}, {"start": 8391.320000000002, "end": 8394.04, "text": " The thing is, it doesn't fit our zero cost build,"}, {"start": 8394.04, "end": 8397.2, "text": " But at the same time, it costing three isn't that bad"}, {"start": 8397.2, "end": 8401.080000000002, "text": " because a lot of our most important cards also cost zero."}, {"start": 8408.76, "end": 8411.0, "text": " Sell me on this, man."}, {"start": 8412.800000000001, "end": 8414.640000000001, "text": " Sell me on the golden compass."}, {"start": 8417.960000000001, "end": 8419.560000000001, "text": " It gives you two chests."}, {"start": 8419.560000000001, "end": 8421.36, "text": " That's huge, I had no idea."}, {"start": 8421.36, "end": 8427.220000000001, "text": " So it basically gives you a random relic and then the path has three campfires and like"}, {"start": 8427.220000000001, "end": 8429.12, "text": " two elites or something."}, {"start": 8429.12, "end": 8431.980000000001, "text": " Two chests, three campfires."}, {"start": 8431.980000000001, "end": 8437.86, "text": " Upgrade four cards would be a one."}, {"start": 8437.86, "end": 8440.04, "text": " We don't need to upgrade four cards."}, {"start": 8440.04, "end": 8444.140000000001, "text": " We only have like two cards that I even care to upgrade right now."}, {"start": 8444.140000000001, "end": 8450.34, "text": " Sure, sure, let's do it, man."}, {"start": 8450.34, "end": 8454.1, "text": " four is like four campfires yeah if you really want to like it to upgrade a strike"}, {"start": 8459.460000000001, "end": 8460.9, "text": " which i freaking don't"}, {"start": 8467.54, "end": 8469.54, "text": " oh shit i do have juicy bracelet too"}, {"start": 8471.14, "end": 8472.26, "text": " he raised a good point"}, {"start": 8474.18, "end": 8476.02, "text": " i don't want consuming shadow man"}, {"start": 8480.34, "end": 8498.460000000001, "text": " Please, please, please, please, yes!"}, {"start": 8498.460000000001, "end": 8499.460000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 8499.460000000001, "end": 8500.54, "text": " Perfect timing."}, {"start": 8500.54, "end": 8507.1, "text": " Perfect timing."}, {"start": 8507.1, "end": 8509.1, "text": " realistically"}, {"start": 8511.18, "end": 8514.66, "text": " 200 gold to hold it. It's not like I'm using my potions anyway most of the time"}, {"start": 8520.140000000001, "end": 8523.720000000001, "text": " It's an insult for a beast like me to not be able to get in that block here, but"}, {"start": 8532.7, "end": 8535.58, "text": " Well, it's a good thing we got these campfires because we will be resting"}, {"start": 8537.1, "end": 8545.36, "text": " 2 orb slots, not even sure that's any good."}, {"start": 8545.36, "end": 8547.48, "text": " You have to pay the iron press, you have to die."}, {"start": 8547.48, "end": 8551.640000000001, "text": " Are you gonna die?"}, {"start": 8551.640000000001, "end": 8553.960000000001, "text": " Unknown as of present."}, {"start": 8553.960000000001, "end": 8557.48, "text": " Impossible as of present."}, {"start": 8557.48, "end": 8561.4, "text": " I agreed with the comment, I said drawing really bad, and then on the next turn we drew"}, {"start": 8561.4, "end": 8562.4, "text": " even worse."}, {"start": 8562.4, "end": 8563.56, "text": " So maybe my last turn was that."}, {"start": 8563.56, "end": 8565.56, "text": " I'm just drawing the cards that I took"}, {"start": 8576.16, "end": 8581.32, "text": " You still on the triple shower a day see the thing is I would answer that but I saw you ask it"}, {"start": 8582.32, "end": 8584.32, "text": " yesterday"}, {"start": 8584.32, "end": 8591.32, "text": " And the fact that you're like asking once I can forgive asking twice indicates like an amount of curiosity"}, {"start": 8591.32, "end": 8594.8, "text": " Curiosity that is beyond the norm and as a result. I don't feel like it's"}, {"start": 8595.88, "end": 8599.3, "text": " I don't feel like a behooves me to respond to be honest with you"}, {"start": 8607.64, "end": 8611.6, "text": " But I'm curious now, okay, that's good to be curious is to be human"}, {"start": 8614.9, "end": 8616.9, "text": " Now go"}, {"start": 8617.9, "end": 8622.9, "text": " Go cure cancer. Now that you're curious, go cure cancer. Get the hell out of my chat."}, {"start": 8626.9, "end": 8627.9, "text": " This is big."}, {"start": 8634.9, "end": 8635.9, "text": " I had extra energy."}, {"start": 8637.9, "end": 8638.9, "text": " Smoke stack."}, {"start": 8640.9, "end": 8642.9, "text": " This is gonna fuck you up, man."}, {"start": 8646.9, "end": 8654.42, "text": " Do you see DIP Daniel knows?"}, {"start": 8654.42, "end": 8659.22, "text": " You're supposed to ask twice max, once to check if he ignored it and a second time in"}, {"start": 8659.22, "end": 8661.02, "text": " case he didn't look the first time."}, {"start": 8661.02, "end": 8662.539999999999, "text": " That's exactly right."}, {"start": 8662.539999999999, "end": 8667.06, "text": " It's 100% correct."}, {"start": 8667.06, "end": 8670.3, "text": " Asking three times, is JUSFLN in chat?"}, {"start": 8670.3, "end": 8673.98, "text": " I don't know if that's the way your name's pronounced, but there's like a serious lack"}, {"start": 8673.98, "end": 8674.98, "text": " of vowels."}, {"start": 8674.98, "end": 8675.98, "text": " Are they in the chat?"}, {"start": 8675.98, "end": 8681.98, "text": " When you ask too many times, you kind of get a reputation for being an asker, and I don't think that's a good thing."}, {"start": 8689.98, "end": 8691.98, "text": " Two is okay."}, {"start": 8695.98, "end": 8699.98, "text": " Wait, Farrell, we're reconstructing the lost builds from base principles?"}, {"start": 8705.98, "end": 8715.68, "text": " What's our next combat our next combat is an elite bro. I would love to upgrade my starting hand for 50 gold"}, {"start": 8724.26, "end": 8726.58, "text": " So this is the same thing you know what?"}, {"start": 8727.5, "end": 8732.22, "text": " At this point I fucking would give you juzu bracelet juzu bracelet has been incredible for us"}, {"start": 8732.22, "end": 8735.38, "text": " I appreciate what it's done now. We get out while the good ones good"}, {"start": 8735.98, "end": 8753.5, "text": " Oh, wow."}, {"start": 8753.5, "end": 8760.58, "text": " Mirror claw kind of pisses me off."}, {"start": 8760.58, "end": 8761.58, "text": " Mirror clumsy."}, {"start": 8761.58, "end": 8770.72, "text": " mirror clumsy that's a that's a bold-ass play. 220, I dude looking Regal Pillow"}, {"start": 8770.72, "end": 8777.96, "text": " might hit the spot. Upgrade two skills. Almost certainly gonna hit at"}, {"start": 8777.96, "end": 8791.52, "text": " least one defend maybe two. Duplicated fast and maybe give us time for a"}, {"start": 8791.52, "end": 8799.68, "text": " our claws to actually get stronger. And then the best part is we immediately get a chance"}, {"start": 8799.68, "end": 8815.12, "text": " to see if it's good or sucks. Please just take the best defect card man. I hesitate"}, {"start": 8815.12, "end": 8819.2, "text": " before I say this because you're a subscriber. Twitch viewers who only watch one game are"}, {"start": 8819.2, "end": 8823.240000000002, "text": " so annoying. Why aren't you watching the streamer play this game that you always"}, {"start": 8823.240000000002, "end": 8825.84, "text": " watch play this game? Why did you pivot from watching them play this game to"}, {"start": 8825.84, "end": 8829.28, "text": " watching me play this game so you could type the shit in my chat that you want"}, {"start": 8829.28, "end": 8836.560000000001, "text": " to type in their chat? Go to their chat and reference the video I say about the"}, {"start": 8836.560000000001, "end": 8842.480000000001, "text": " tier list. They're not a sub anyway. I don't have a... listen, I don't have a"}, {"start": 8842.480000000001, "end": 8847.12, "text": " problem with them. They ain't heavy man, that's my brother, okay? We don't talk"}, {"start": 8847.12, "end": 8858.400000000001, "text": " Talk about that shit in here, in here we talk about different stuff, tip color, tip texture,"}, {"start": 8858.400000000001, "end": 8864.08, "text": " one of the most annoying things I think ever, I've been getting gaslit a lot, thank you"}, {"start": 8864.08, "end": 8869.2, "text": " by the way yesterday for having my fucking back, when I said Corey do you think you get"}, {"start": 8869.2, "end": 8876.08, "text": " Miranda July and Kristen Shaw when you're in the placebo group for the substance?"}, {"start": 8876.08, "end": 8877.8, "text": " And then he said, they don't really look alike."}, {"start": 8877.8, "end": 8879.44, "text": " He literally, I don't know why, I don't know why."}, {"start": 8879.44, "end": 8881.0, "text": " I thought we were friends."}, {"start": 8881.0, "end": 8882.72, "text": " I honestly thought he might be my best friend"}, {"start": 8882.72, "end": 8883.8, "text": " in the entire world."}, {"start": 8883.8, "end": 8886.24, "text": " And then he, just for no reason, he's going out here"}, {"start": 8886.24, "end": 8888.48, "text": " and saying Miranda, July, and Kristen Shull don't look alike."}, {"start": 8888.48, "end": 8890.32, "text": " Like, just, just, just, I don't know,"}, {"start": 8890.32, "end": 8891.8, "text": " just the ego check me or something."}, {"start": 8891.8, "end": 8894.2, "text": " I can't imagine what other reason there would be."}, {"start": 8894.2, "end": 8898.84, "text": " Then you said, then you said, everybody in chat,"}, {"start": 8898.84, "end": 8901.64, "text": " you said they actually do look alike,"}, {"start": 8901.64, "end": 8903.8, "text": " which I greatly appreciated."}, {"start": 8903.800000000001, "end": 8909.880000000001, "text": " But one of the other things that I said that pisses me off and you guys gaslit me, I said"}, {"start": 8909.880000000001, "end": 8913.6, "text": " the tip of your cock is made of something different than anything else on your body."}, {"start": 8913.6, "end": 8916.920000000002, "text": " There is no other part of your body that is made out of the same shit that they made the"}, {"start": 8916.920000000002, "end": 8918.400000000001, "text": " tip out of your dick out of."}, {"start": 8918.400000000001, "end": 8919.640000000001, "text": " And you said your lips."}, {"start": 8919.640000000001, "end": 8921.04, "text": " No bro, it's not."}, {"start": 8921.04, "end": 8926.04, "text": " The lips are not made of the same thing as the tip of your penis."}, {"start": 8926.04, "end": 8930.36, "text": " They're both made out of different shit than the most of you, but they're not made out"}, {"start": 8930.36, "end": 8932.0, "text": " out of the same shit as each other."}, {"start": 8939.800000000001, "end": 8941.480000000001, "text": " If your lips were made out of that shit,"}, {"start": 8941.480000000001, "end": 8944.2, "text": " it would be like kissing a fucking statue or something,"}, {"start": 8944.2, "end": 8945.04, "text": " okay?"}, {"start": 8947.32, "end": 8950.640000000001, "text": " And if the tip of your cock was made out of the same shit"}, {"start": 8950.640000000001, "end": 8952.32, "text": " as your lips, I don't even know if you'd be able"}, {"start": 8952.32, "end": 8953.2, "text": " to work with it."}, {"start": 8955.880000000001, "end": 8959.36, "text": " There's some kind of, like with a tree,"}, {"start": 8959.36, "end": 8964.52, "text": " You know, there's branches and leaves and roots and bark."}, {"start": 8964.52, "end": 8966.560000000001, "text": " I think it's the same way for us."}, {"start": 8966.560000000001, "end": 8970.68, "text": " And honestly, I think that's bark."}, {"start": 8970.68, "end": 8972.68, "text": " And the branches would probably be like our bones."}, {"start": 8972.68, "end": 8976.24, "text": " And the leaves would obviously be like maybe hair or skin"}, {"start": 8976.24, "end": 8977.16, "text": " or something like that."}, {"start": 8981.16, "end": 8983.720000000001, "text": " I haven't really, the metaphor I haven't really thought about"}, {"start": 8983.720000000001, "end": 8984.800000000001, "text": " in that far yet."}, {"start": 8989.36, "end": 9002.880000000001, "text": " Anyway, it's not like agreeing or disagreeing with me that pisses me off, it's when you"}, {"start": 9002.880000000001, "end": 9008.16, "text": " misrepresent objective truth in order to try to ego check me, that's what fucking pisses"}, {"start": 9008.16, "end": 9009.16, "text": " me off."}, {"start": 9009.16, "end": 9016.880000000001, "text": " Because you're denying fundamental, objective realities of the universe, just to get a pithy"}, {"start": 9016.880000000001, "end": 9038.400000000001, "text": " little own. It speaks poorly about the balance of your spirit. Give me two of these. Didn't"}, {"start": 9038.400000000001, "end": 9045.880000000001, "text": " you recently realize you don't know whether or not you're circumcised? Yes. And now we're"}, {"start": 9045.880000000001, "end": 9052.1, "text": " going to act like curiosity is a bad thing? I'm obviously circumcised. I'm just not sure"}, {"start": 9052.1, "end": 9057.420000000002, "text": " if I got, because I don't have the turtleneck. But I don't know if I have the same method"}, {"start": 9057.420000000002, "end": 9063.7, "text": " of circumcision that all the other circumcised fellows have, because the way people are talking"}, {"start": 9063.7, "end": 9069.740000000002, "text": " about it is like, I can't quite relate to it. But it must be the same, because I've"}, {"start": 9069.740000000002, "end": 9073.7, "text": " never seen one and been like, what's going on with that? So it must be, it must be the"}, {"start": 9073.7, "end": 9089.300000000001, "text": " the same. They left the collar on? Yeah, it's like they, you know, on a fucking like a,"}, {"start": 9089.300000000001, "end": 9093.66, "text": " on a Patagonia quarter zip, you can wear it up. I ain't wearing it up. I'm not David"}, {"start": 9093.66, "end": 9098.22, "text": " death mansion in dune par one if they folded it down they folded it down to"}, {"start": 9098.22, "end": 9101.42, "text": " go like business casual"}, {"start": 9104.5, "end": 9108.86, "text": " now I'm not playing a claw on you bro"}, {"start": 9111.78, "end": 9117.3, "text": " did they roll up the sleeves I don't even know how to reply to that I don't"}, {"start": 9117.3, "end": 9120.9, "text": " know what that I don't know what that would mean"}, {"start": 9123.66, "end": 9127.66, "text": " Roll up the sleeves."}, {"start": 9131.66, "end": 9135.66, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 9135.66, "end": 9139.66, "text": " The damn bronze scales are going fucking crazy on this one."}, {"start": 9139.66, "end": 9143.66, "text": " That was awesome."}, {"start": 9143.66, "end": 9147.66, "text": " The bronze scales were really good on that guy."}, {"start": 9147.66, "end": 9151.66, "text": " I don't think we need another charge battery."}, {"start": 9151.66, "end": 9153.26, "text": " We need another charge battery."}, {"start": 9153.26, "end": 9154.64, "text": " 20 cards already."}, {"start": 9154.64, "end": 9157.14, "text": " Dex getting a little too fat, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 9159.78, "end": 9161.539999999999, "text": " Top tier relic, let's not go crazy."}, {"start": 9161.539999999999, "end": 9164.82, "text": " It's like, can we have a serious conversation?"}, {"start": 9164.82, "end": 9167.619999999999, "text": " Purity is not a rare."}, {"start": 9167.619999999999, "end": 9168.94, "text": " I don't even think it's a rare in this game,"}, {"start": 9168.94, "end": 9171.7, "text": " but it's a rare in Slave of the Spire 1."}, {"start": 9171.7, "end": 9173.5, "text": " They were fucking, they were lying to us"}, {"start": 9173.5, "end": 9174.86, "text": " when they said purity is a rare."}, {"start": 9174.86, "end": 9177.78, "text": " I'm not paying rare prices for purity, okay?"}, {"start": 9177.78, "end": 9180.5, "text": " Zero cost, exhaust, three cards from the deck, exhaust."}, {"start": 9180.5, "end": 9181.9, "text": " That's not gonna happen, okay?"}, {"start": 9181.9, "end": 9183.86, "text": " If you give it to me for free,"}, {"start": 9183.86, "end": 9185.46, "text": " I might consider not skipping it."}, {"start": 9185.46, "end": 9189.18, "text": " But I'm not gonna, there's no shot."}, {"start": 9189.18, "end": 9191.14, "text": " There's no shot."}, {"start": 9191.14, "end": 9193.14, "text": " I'm paying uncommon prices,"}, {"start": 9193.14, "end": 9195.02, "text": " colorless in the shop for it."}, {"start": 9196.94, "end": 9198.26, "text": " Can I get a hell, yeah?"}, {"start": 9203.1, "end": 9204.6, "text": " No."}, {"start": 9204.6, "end": 9205.48, "text": " I really thought,"}, {"start": 9206.98, "end": 9208.62, "text": " I really thought I would just get the hell"}, {"start": 9208.62, "end": 9214.42, "text": " no matter what to be honest with you we need a bolt take in this deck and then"}, {"start": 9214.42, "end": 9219.060000000001, "text": " we're in a really good spot it wasn't a rare it was always on common whatever"}, {"start": 9219.060000000001, "end": 9225.060000000001, "text": " you know it's on common these days not looking at your phone as much as the"}, {"start": 9225.060000000001, "end": 9227.980000000001, "text": " average person"}, {"start": 9227.98, "end": 9245.279999999999, "text": " All right, that was kind of swag it's gonna sting a bit though and common courtesy can"}, {"start": 9245.279999999999, "end": 9252.48, "text": " I say something this this might give me in trouble do you ever think that let me think"}, {"start": 9252.48, "end": 9258.48, "text": " Think about the way that I want to describe this, because I don't want it to be unambiguous."}, {"start": 9258.48, "end": 9264.6, "text": " Nah, they ain't ready for that one yet."}, {"start": 9264.6, "end": 9268.0, "text": " It's not about the tip of my penis."}, {"start": 9268.0, "end": 9278.08, "text": " It's a glib that you would even suggest that, quite frankly."}, {"start": 9278.08, "end": 9292.76, "text": " a coward? I don't think I can. I don't think I can. Because you guys got so mad, not mad,"}, {"start": 9292.76, "end": 9300.84, "text": " but you took issue when Kate said, why are there so many guys who are horny that are"}, {"start": 9300.84, "end": 9304.44, "text": " like pussy, pussy, pussy, but there's so few women that are like dick, dick, dick, dick."}, {"start": 9304.44, "end": 9307.24, "text": " And I said, well, obviously it just speaks to the fact that pussy must be better than"}, {"start": 9307.24, "end": 9313.56, "text": " dick. Everyone in chat was like, how would you know? And I was like, well, okay. Fair."}, {"start": 9313.56, "end": 9322.0, "text": " You kind of, you kind of go to that one. At the same time, like it's obvious. You just"}, {"start": 9322.0, "end": 9328.76, "text": " like Sherlock Holmes. It's you, you, you use deductive reasoning. By the way, I'm going"}, {"start": 9328.76, "end": 9336.28, "text": " it on on rocket because I need to not get hit for 50 next turn in my opinion"}, {"start": 9346.76, "end": 9350.48, "text": " oh shit eat dirt bro"}, {"start": 9350.48, "end": 9357.48, "text": " Barrel's kind of crazy."}, {"start": 9370.92, "end": 9373.84, "text": " 105 HP."}, {"start": 9373.84, "end": 9376.84, "text": " We don't need another creative AI, that's just greedy."}, {"start": 9380.48, "end": 9386.96, "text": " I love what he did on Blurred Lines."}, {"start": 9386.96, "end": 9390.039999999999, "text": " Okay, we'll give this a shot."}, {"start": 9390.039999999999, "end": 9395.8, "text": " Um, guy who really loves Blurred Lines but knows that Robin Thicke has been cancelled,"}, {"start": 9395.8, "end": 9403.119999999999, "text": " so only listens to the Pharrell parts."}, {"start": 9403.119999999999, "end": 9405.119999999999, "text": " Blurred Lines minus Robin Thicke."}, {"start": 9405.119999999999, "end": 9407.119999999999, "text": " Just Blurred Lines instrumental."}, {"start": 9407.12, "end": 9421.36, "text": " and the hey hey hey hey three two blurred lines"}, {"start": 9424.68, "end": 9436.04, "text": " blurred lines hey it's pretty good I think it's pretty good"}, {"start": 9437.12, "end": 9444.6, "text": " Wait, this could be peak."}, {"start": 9444.6, "end": 9449.560000000001, "text": " I might skip this one though, man."}, {"start": 9449.560000000001, "end": 9454.480000000001, "text": " Why are you playing so fast?"}, {"start": 9454.480000000001, "end": 9462.480000000001, "text": " Listen buddy, it insists upon itself."}, {"start": 9462.480000000001, "end": 9464.800000000001, "text": " Burrell kind of bad too."}, {"start": 9464.800000000001, "end": 9470.840000000002, "text": " It keeps doing the Minions soundtracks, I don't really know what else he's in for but"}, {"start": 9470.840000000002, "end": 9487.76, "text": " he seemed very confident so I'm not gonna fucking take issue with that I suppose."}, {"start": 9487.76, "end": 9493.960000000001, "text": " Some of the Minions songs go crazy, it's so insane that, that Happy is from the Minions"}, {"start": 9493.960000000001, "end": 9496.2, "text": " It's from Despicable Me 2 or whatever."}, {"start": 9496.2, "end": 9497.400000000001, "text": " Like it's so..."}, {"start": 9497.400000000001, "end": 9503.44, "text": " But really Despicable Me 2 sounds like more of a something that Robin Pick might be interested"}, {"start": 9503.44, "end": 9504.44, "text": " in."}, {"start": 9504.44, "end": 9515.84, "text": " Can I get a hell, yeah?"}, {"start": 9515.84, "end": 9516.84, "text": " We got him."}, {"start": 9516.84, "end": 9521.800000000001, "text": " Obviously, he takes scrape on that one."}, {"start": 9521.800000000001, "end": 9525.000000000002, "text": " Do we have a benefit from fighting, or would we rather hit question marks?"}, {"start": 9525.000000000002, "end": 9526.400000000001, "text": " We don't have Jouzou bracelet, bro."}, {"start": 9526.400000000001, "end": 9527.400000000001, "text": " Let's fight."}, {"start": 9527.400000000001, "end": 9528.400000000001, "text": " This is a guaranteed one."}, {"start": 9528.400000000001, "end": 9531.44, "text": " We might as well just, whoa, fuck, sorry, brother."}, {"start": 9531.44, "end": 9533.6, "text": " Sure, man, why not?"}, {"start": 9533.6, "end": 9535.000000000002, "text": " Who even fighting?"}, {"start": 9535.000000000002, "end": 9537.800000000001, "text": " Pest subject."}, {"start": 9537.800000000001, "end": 9546.36, "text": " Well, I do want, like, boltaic in the deck."}, {"start": 9546.36, "end": 9548.2, "text": " I suppose I'll settle for..."}, {"start": 9548.2, "end": 9562.980000000001, "text": " I got a double buffer."}, {"start": 9562.980000000001, "end": 9566.980000000001, "text": " Fuck this, bro."}, {"start": 9566.980000000001, "end": 9567.980000000001, "text": " This guy is cringe."}, {"start": 9567.980000000001, "end": 9572.720000000001, "text": " Are you talking about me or the Slam to Berzerker?"}, {"start": 9572.72, "end": 9578.24, "text": " Both could be worse could just be me"}, {"start": 9580.48, "end": 9582.48, "text": " It'll be worse"}, {"start": 9588.119999999999, "end": 9592.199999999999, "text": " What the fuck powers have I played man, I don't know where I am"}, {"start": 9596.4, "end": 9600.24, "text": " One things for sure though this guy's gonna piss me off probably need to get"}, {"start": 9600.24, "end": 9606.56, "text": " shitload of fuck. Probably play one slime."}, {"start": 9610.24, "end": 9615.32, "text": " You come back to me? No, you're not Peg."}, {"start": 9618.08, "end": 9624.32, "text": " Damn, we got a lot of slimes in there. We need to get to our other fasts, man."}, {"start": 9624.32, "end": 9630.24, "text": " It's just a regular ass enemy?"}, {"start": 9630.24, "end": 9646.52, "text": " He's severely pissing me to fuck off for sure."}, {"start": 9646.52, "end": 9648.36, "text": " How's this guy not in a lead in the statue?"}, {"start": 9648.36, "end": 9649.44, "text": " Okay, pump the brakes."}, {"start": 9649.44, "end": 9656.76, "text": " The statue is in Act 1."}, {"start": 9656.76, "end": 9657.76, "text": " It's gotta be."}, {"start": 9657.76, "end": 9659.640000000001, "text": " Echo Forms literally just more fun."}, {"start": 9659.640000000001, "end": 9662.640000000001, "text": " We pass."}, {"start": 9662.640000000001, "end": 9676.76, "text": " Okay, a fellow's gotta know when to rest."}, {"start": 9676.76, "end": 9678.84, "text": " Pharaoh plus to remove from the deck."}, {"start": 9678.84, "end": 9681.34, "text": " Strike is removed from the deck greatest day of my life"}, {"start": 9687.42, "end": 9694.12, "text": " Put the word out I want them to know that we're back so what they say on the on the wire"}, {"start": 9699.86, "end": 9704.58, "text": " They say some shit like that I've seen the we back up that's right put the word out"}, {"start": 9704.58, "end": 9714.1, "text": " Just watch the show. I'll watch the movie. Just don't know, Fast and Confero costs one."}, {"start": 9714.1, "end": 9718.82, "text": " I think you pass, man. I think you pass. 18 damage doesn't mean that much."}, {"start": 9718.82, "end": 9732.74, "text": " That felt good, though. Damn, potion belts! No combat, huge."}, {"start": 9732.74, "end": 9738.4, "text": " I'll pay 72 gold to divine three times. I don't want to curse at this stage in my life"}, {"start": 9738.4, "end": 9744.9, "text": " And we say fuck a relic man because I mean we're not even gonna be able to you have to spend all three just to get it"}, {"start": 9745.619999999999, "end": 9749.34, "text": " The hell is aerobic acid man. I don't think I've ever seen this shit"}, {"start": 9749.34, "end": 9755.74, "text": " This looks like the rarest potion in Diablo 2. What did that when this motherfucker drops in Diablo 2? What does it do?"}, {"start": 9757.9, "end": 9761.98, "text": " Because I'm like it's it's like a thin file of golden shit"}, {"start": 9762.74, "end": 9775.66, "text": " It gives you infinite stamina, holy shit, it does look like a used condom."}, {"start": 9775.66, "end": 9781.9, "text": " That's a magnum right there."}, {"start": 9781.9, "end": 9793.64, "text": " I would like to enchant a power with draw two and then your cooked lad, stable semen."}, {"start": 9793.64, "end": 9800.68, "text": " We'd probably rather have that than 15 extra damage to be honest with you."}, {"start": 9800.68, "end": 9811.14, "text": " I would say the more power is the merrier too."}, {"start": 9811.14, "end": 9819.699999999999, "text": " So the gold, it turns out that gold does go bad."}, {"start": 9819.699999999999, "end": 9821.199999999999, "text": " What do you got for me?"}, {"start": 9821.199999999999, "end": 9824.84, "text": " Fucking smoke stack, okay."}, {"start": 9824.84, "end": 9835.48, "text": " So you could have just told me to fuck myself and save me the heartache."}, {"start": 9835.48, "end": 9836.48, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 9836.48, "end": 9839.92, "text": " I'd really like to play the less skills the merrier, but it is what it is man"}, {"start": 9844.24, "end": 9849.76, "text": " You literally have to play fasten and then draw one defend"}, {"start": 9853.6, "end": 9855.6, "text": " 28 fucking damage"}, {"start": 9861.84, "end": 9864.64, "text": " Sorry every defend is worth like 12 defense"}, {"start": 9866.48, "end": 9877.48, "text": " chill chill bro this is the only one that's even hard we don't even need to"}, {"start": 9877.48, "end": 9880.4, "text": " worry after this we don't need to worry about anything else first time you"}, {"start": 9880.4, "end": 9886.08, "text": " draw a status each motherfucking turn you're gonna make me throw the fuck up"}, {"start": 9886.08, "end": 9899.84, "text": " too bad for you I drew I drew a defense I've ruined your life by drawing a single"}, {"start": 9899.84, "end": 9904.960000000001, "text": " defend how does that make you fucking feel? Idiot."}, {"start": 9907.6, "end": 9911.6, "text": " Oh shit oh we got to defend"}, {"start": 9918.8, "end": 9924.84, "text": " still kind of nasty you know what we need to have a turn where we retain"}, {"start": 9924.84, "end": 9947.48, "text": " defense. Play this, retain all your shit. We literally live. Okay, so not not the"}, {"start": 9947.48, "end": 9958.16, "text": " greatest turn of all time. Those claws are gonna be crazy one day though. We're"}, {"start": 9958.16, "end": 9961.22, "text": " drawing so many defense, don't play scrape because it will just draw through"}, {"start": 9961.22, "end": 9963.22, "text": " them."}, {"start": 9965.76, "end": 9969.26, "text": " Put the word out."}, {"start": 9971.48, "end": 9975.98, "text": " As we retain for too many turns."}, {"start": 9977.48, "end": 9987.48, "text": " That was satisfying though."}, {"start": 9987.48, "end": 9996.72, "text": " Um, well, 5 or 16, that's not enough to keep us alive."}, {"start": 9996.72, "end": 10011.279999999999, "text": " You can draw nothing."}, {"start": 10011.279999999999, "end": 10014.32, "text": " It feels impossible."}, {"start": 10014.32, "end": 10015.32, "text": " Hear me out."}, {"start": 10015.32, "end": 10016.32, "text": " Iteration."}, {"start": 10016.32, "end": 10017.32, "text": " Iteration."}, {"start": 10017.32, "end": 10020.96, "text": " The first time you draw a status, each turn draw two cards."}, {"start": 10020.96, "end": 10022.24, "text": " Draw five cards."}, {"start": 10022.24, "end": 10023.76, "text": " You draw them."}, {"start": 10023.76, "end": 10025.88, "text": " You draw them."}, {"start": 10025.880000000001, "end": 10028.880000000001, "text": " Then they get folded down and we draw two more cards."}, {"start": 10028.880000000001, "end": 10032.880000000001, "text": " We play one defend and somehow we live."}, {"start": 10036.880000000001, "end": 10040.880000000001, "text": " Devs! Devs!"}, {"start": 10049.880000000001, "end": 10053.880000000001, "text": " Oh, maybe we didn't, we literally didn't draw any statuses."}, {"start": 10055.880000000001, "end": 10058.880000000001, "text": " We didn't draw a single status. That's unbelievable."}, {"start": 10068.380000000001, "end": 10069.380000000001, "text": " That stings."}, {"start": 10069.380000000001, "end": 10071.380000000001, "text": " It mostly stings because we had a fucking win."}, {"start": 10071.380000000001, "end": 10076.380000000001, "text": " We had a win on a fucking stick, like Nate McKinnon in the gold medal game."}, {"start": 10080.380000000001, "end": 10083.380000000001, "text": " Life's a bitch and then you die, so that's why we get high,"}, {"start": 10083.380000000001, "end": 10085.380000000001, "text": " because you never know when you're gonna go, man."}, {"start": 10085.880000000001, "end": 10092.880000000001, "text": " Let's play some fucking counter strike."}, {"start": 10092.880000000001, "end": 10106.160000000002, "text": " Alright, Corey, I will be playing some CS."}, {"start": 10106.160000000002, "end": 10108.68, "text": " You'll never shine if you don't glow."}, {"start": 10108.68, "end": 10110.68, "text": " Da-da-da-da."}, {"start": 10110.68, "end": 10121.84, "text": " Fuck it, I'm still gonna call it ascending the tower."}, {"start": 10121.84, "end": 10125.24, "text": " I've never felt worse than when I tried to come up with a title in one minute and the"}, {"start": 10125.24, "end": 10140.64, "text": " only title I could come up with was ascending the fucking tower, man."}, {"start": 10140.64, "end": 10144.039999999999, "text": " Do you think blue light from screens is ruining your eyes, or do you think that's bullshit?"}, {"start": 10144.039999999999, "end": 10147.599999999999, "text": " Sorry, I'm already spec'd in the guy who never touches receipts from the self-checkout because"}, {"start": 10147.599999999999, "end": 10149.68, "text": " I'm worried it's feminizing me."}, {"start": 10149.68, "end": 10166.96, "text": " I only have room for one insane health conspiracy theory in my life."}, {"start": 10166.96, "end": 10169.72, "text": " Counter-strike more than two days a week is actually hell."}, {"start": 10169.72, "end": 10172.619999999999, "text": " new hates counter strike but tolerates it two days a week what are you trying to"}, {"start": 10172.619999999999, "end": 10178.72, "text": " say what are you trying to say this is where we know I'm friends with Levy"}, {"start": 10178.72, "end": 10183.24, "text": " but I'm not levy we need like a levy style video where whenever someone says"}, {"start": 10183.24, "end": 10188.4, "text": " something like that we can put the message on the screen snap it out put it"}, {"start": 10188.4, "end": 10194.08, "text": " right there and then play like a 15 second video tutorial that we made and"}, {"start": 10194.08, "end": 10196.08, "text": " And it just goes like this. It goes, um,"}, {"start": 10197.32, "end": 10198.6, "text": " Hey YouTube!"}, {"start": 10198.6, "end": 10202.6, "text": " Here to give you a helpful tutorial about how to close your web browser."}, {"start": 10202.88, "end": 10206.64, "text": " What you're gonna do is you're gonna grab your mouse with your dominant hand or whichever hand"}, {"start": 10206.84, "end": 10212.6, "text": " happens to be on the same side of the desk as the mouse and you're gonna drag it up to the top right and there's this little"}, {"start": 10213.16, "end": 10219.76, "text": " button that looks like an X and you'll know it's about to work when it gets highlighted with a bit of a translucent border."}, {"start": 10219.76, "end": 10227.76, "text": " When you mouse over it, all you're going to do is click that and then you won't have to look at the thing that you say you hate anymore."}, {"start": 10227.76, "end": 10233.76, "text": " Make sure to like the video if you enjoy it. Subscribe if you want more tutorials in the future."}, {"start": 10233.76, "end": 10235.76, "text": " Thanks for watching."}, {"start": 10235.76, "end": 10241.76, "text": " If you hover on it, it says close. Wait."}, {"start": 10241.76, "end": 10253.380000000001, "text": " Not oh, I was so ready to speak churlishly to you it it glowed orange and it took two seconds"}, {"start": 10253.380000000001, "end": 10261.32, "text": " It took two seconds for clothes to pop up pop up, but it fucking did it fucking did that's crazy"}, {"start": 10261.32, "end": 10273.16, "text": " easy. Yeah, mine turns orange. Well, I guess it's red. I guess I'd say that's red."}, {"start": 10282.76, "end": 10287.64, "text": " The guy who's red, orange, colorblind, that's actually pretty good. That's pretty"}, {"start": 10287.64, "end": 10295.56, "text": " good. I think they enjoy the content, they're just empaths who don't like seeing you crash"}, {"start": 10295.56, "end": 10300.56, "text": " out on randoms. Okay, I will apologize to my team when I kept saying overload them. It"}, {"start": 10300.56, "end": 10308.359999999999, "text": " is, it's nonsensical to call a plan into the comms that I have muted and then not expect"}, {"start": 10308.359999999999, "end": 10313.96, "text": " them to do it and then get mad when they don't. That really, that I had a, there was a reckoning"}, {"start": 10313.960000000001, "end": 10318.68, "text": " moment there and now I was like that was stupid of me. I was in the wrong on that one too."}, {"start": 10319.320000000002, "end": 10325.960000000001, "text": " IGL into a vacuum and then be like why didn't they follow me? That being said, they should have known."}, {"start": 10327.000000000002, "end": 10330.52, "text": " They should have known. Repeat."}, {"start": 10330.52, "end": 10338.0, "text": " That's down."}, {"start": 10338.0, "end": 10345.04, "text": " They should have pushed when you pop smoke."}, {"start": 10345.04, "end": 10352.04, "text": " pop smoke."}, {"start": 10360.6, "end": 10361.960000000001, "text": " Well fuck."}, {"start": 10361.960000000001, "end": 10365.2, "text": " Now fuck it, I'm not even using my other band, I don't care what I played."}, {"start": 10365.2, "end": 10370.44, "text": " As long as they're not ancient and anubis, I don't care."}, {"start": 10370.44, "end": 10374.68, "text": " How about this some Suica one versus once? I'm pointing at my shirt that says I love variety."}, {"start": 10374.68, "end": 10377.32, "text": " I love variety, I love variety."}, {"start": 10377.32, "end": 10378.880000000001, "text": " New things are always better."}, {"start": 10378.880000000001, "end": 10380.68, "text": " New things that are good suck."}, {"start": 10380.68, "end": 10382.04, "text": " Things that we know are good suck."}, {"start": 10382.04, "end": 10383.720000000001, "text": " Things that we have no idea of the quality"}, {"start": 10383.720000000001, "end": 10384.960000000001, "text": " are better than that."}, {"start": 10386.32, "end": 10387.800000000001, "text": " That thing I recommended yesterday,"}, {"start": 10387.800000000001, "end": 10388.84, "text": " I don't wanna see it anymore."}, {"start": 10388.84, "end": 10389.92, "text": " I wanna see new thing."}, {"start": 10389.92, "end": 10391.92, "text": " Thank you for taking my suggestion from yesterday."}, {"start": 10391.92, "end": 10393.66, "text": " Now play something brand new."}, {"start": 10399.16, "end": 10400.28, "text": " We take these, man."}, {"start": 10402.16, "end": 10403.0, "text": " Let's roll."}, {"start": 10404.68, "end": 10413.720000000001, "text": " new map please people do we say in that about cash"}, {"start": 10416.16, "end": 10428.36, "text": " ladder percent moving different ever since flock around yesterday sir"}, {"start": 10428.36, "end": 10433.68, "text": " bro took a tech nine to lurk at the entrance to lobby okay well if I could"}, {"start": 10433.68, "end": 10435.68, "text": " I didn't even make it to the layer of mini sweet, bro"}, {"start": 10437.4, "end": 10441.16, "text": " Got some extra movement for free because I was in the air at zero one seconds"}, {"start": 10446.84, "end": 10452.24, "text": " Oh shit, what the fuck is that it's grenades outside lads it's a grenades outside angle"}, {"start": 10463.68, "end": 10471.300000000001, "text": " Okay reported oh my oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I'm gonna freak"}, {"start": 10471.300000000001, "end": 10473.58, "text": " out"}, {"start": 10478.300000000001, "end": 10486.18, "text": " literally works yeah ouch never should have crouched the crotch cost me a step"}, {"start": 10486.18, "end": 10492.86, "text": " yes yes no no you don't have armor you have 800 gold deal with 800 gold but no"}, {"start": 10492.86, "end": 10501.1, "text": " armor didn't buy anything on pistol round gold it could be gold if one gold coin"}, {"start": 10501.1, "end": 10504.9, "text": " equal to dollar like in the old days"}, {"start": 10507.06, "end": 10513.42, "text": " wait wait wait oh genuine nice try can I fucking say something when you look at"}, {"start": 10513.42, "end": 10520.94, "text": " damage stats here can I say something can I fucking say something to you right now I'm top"}, {"start": 10520.94, "end": 10535.58, "text": " fragging bro grenade outside nova ramp rush 50k for a verse no album out and my pocket's so high"}, {"start": 10535.58, "end": 10539.02, "text": " that my barbie's gotta climb it"}, {"start": 10547.58, "end": 10552.1, "text": " guy who's covering mini I got mini"}, {"start": 10553.539999999999, "end": 10558.06, "text": " oh I had him I fucking clicked and I had"}, {"start": 10565.58, "end": 10574.28, "text": " Okay, so green, bought nothing round one, round two, M4, died instantly, M4 no armor"}, {"start": 10574.28, "end": 10578.34, "text": " off a loss."}, {"start": 10578.34, "end": 10580.7, "text": " They gotta be trolling, bro."}, {"start": 10580.7, "end": 10582.94, "text": " Anybody blocked me."}, {"start": 10582.94, "end": 10590.82, "text": " Anybody blocked me twice, twice on round one, and my grenade still went off 170 damage."}, {"start": 10590.82, "end": 10593.18, "text": " Low key the soap star Joe of the lobby."}, {"start": 10593.18, "end": 10598.18, "text": " It's a type of beast to fly into Chicago at night."}, {"start": 10603.18, "end": 10608.18, "text": " Oh, fuck! Okay, guys, they're rushing squeaky."}, {"start": 10609.18, "end": 10613.18, "text": " I might have to dial in."}, {"start": 10613.18, "end": 10623.18, "text": " Fuck-ass view model, come on Green."}, {"start": 10623.18, "end": 10626.5, "text": " Oh yeah, he's hacking."}, {"start": 10626.5, "end": 10629.94, "text": " Paula, are you watching?"}, {"start": 10629.94, "end": 10637.94, "text": " Can I just say, when you accuse someone of hacking or stream sniping, I'm literally,"}, {"start": 10637.94, "end": 10640.58, "text": " I'm with you 100% of the time."}, {"start": 10640.58, "end": 10643.5, "text": " And I'll tell you why, because I don't fucking know."}, {"start": 10643.5, "end": 10647.9, "text": " I don't know the difference between someone who's good and someone who's using exploits"}, {"start": 10647.9, "end": 10648.9, "text": " and hacks."}, {"start": 10648.9, "end": 10652.58, "text": " So I'll trust someone who's good, man."}, {"start": 10652.58, "end": 10654.58, "text": " Right."}, {"start": 10654.58, "end": 10660.22, "text": " Neither do they."}, {"start": 10660.22, "end": 10664.38, "text": " I think, I mean, he knows better than I do."}, {"start": 10664.38, "end": 10668.1, "text": " All right."}, {"start": 10668.1, "end": 10678.02, "text": " in guys. There's any... I bought a Zeus. I bought a Zeus because I hit three to switch"}, {"start": 10678.02, "end": 10685.86, "text": " to my knife, even though I was in the buy menu. Alright, let's see you guys. Let's see. What's"}, {"start": 10685.86, "end": 10690.82, "text": " going on here? We got one outside with a scout. One's going up heaven. I love to play ramp."}, {"start": 10698.1, "end": 10700.66, "text": " Put some kills on this beast, man."}, {"start": 10700.66, "end": 10703.62, "text": " One, four, three, guilty spark."}, {"start": 10703.62, "end": 10707.82, "text": " Now let's play like good Counter-Strike."}, {"start": 10707.82, "end": 10710.300000000001, "text": " Let's not rush in unnecessarily."}, {"start": 10713.82, "end": 10716.5, "text": " There's no need to push lobby, just to push it."}, {"start": 10719.26, "end": 10722.62, "text": " The bomb's down outside."}, {"start": 10722.62, "end": 10726.02, "text": " I'm calming for them."}, {"start": 10726.02, "end": 10737.74, "text": " The bomb is down in miniature."}, {"start": 10737.74, "end": 10740.86, "text": " There we go."}, {"start": 10740.86, "end": 10742.66, "text": " Yeah, baby."}, {"start": 10742.66, "end": 10749.1, "text": " It's one-on-one."}, {"start": 10749.1, "end": 10750.66, "text": " Damn, I am on six-seven, huh?"}, {"start": 10756.02, "end": 10764.02, "text": " We win this we would that literally if we lose that round the teammate coming back like let's be let's be fucking for real"}, {"start": 10764.18, "end": 10766.18, "text": " That's not gonna happen"}, {"start": 10768.300000000001, "end": 10773.300000000001, "text": " So that was a really big round for for morale if for no other reason"}, {"start": 10773.300000000001, "end": 10789.460000000001, "text": " didn't even take the AK I'm more pissed I didn't get to pick up the Mali because that"}, {"start": 10789.460000000001, "end": 10792.86, "text": " could have fucked up their morale they'd be like uh what who the fuck threw a Mali"}, {"start": 10792.86, "end": 10802.560000000001, "text": " We installed our ramp rush, it was me bro."}, {"start": 10802.560000000001, "end": 10812.12, "text": " It was me, with your molly."}, {"start": 10812.12, "end": 10820.12, "text": " Same shit, same shit different day bro."}, {"start": 10820.12, "end": 10833.880000000001, "text": " I mean, what are we doing?"}, {"start": 10833.880000000001, "end": 10837.160000000002, "text": " I'm just going to say it."}, {"start": 10837.160000000002, "end": 10840.08, "text": " It's crazy they want us to believe there's three left."}, {"start": 10840.08, "end": 10842.84, "text": " We would have seen one by now."}, {"start": 10842.84, "end": 10848.800000000001, "text": " Turns out they're outside."}, {"start": 10848.800000000001, "end": 10857.44, "text": " He's jumping HVAC."}, {"start": 10857.44, "end": 10860.640000000001, "text": " First time in my life I've ever seen two dudes and actually killed one."}, {"start": 10860.640000000001, "end": 10869.080000000002, "text": " Can we have a fellow garage?"}, {"start": 10869.080000000002, "end": 10870.76, "text": " Oh, he's been killed."}, {"start": 10870.76, "end": 10872.000000000002, "text": " He's been killed."}, {"start": 10872.000000000002, "end": 10875.2, "text": " Oh, I really thought I had him."}, {"start": 10875.2, "end": 10876.2, "text": " God is my witness."}, {"start": 10876.2, "end": 10886.320000000002, "text": " walked in and I thought I had him. Should have taken a step behind the wall. Slow exhale,"}, {"start": 10886.320000000002, "end": 10898.880000000001, "text": " lower the heart rate by five, walk back out. I actually, oh shit, I thought he had a good"}, {"start": 10898.880000000001, "end": 10906.800000000001, "text": " spot. I honestly thought he had a good spot. Daaamn! Wait, wait, wait."}, {"start": 10909.28, "end": 10912.160000000002, "text": " Rose got like a 20k loadout or something."}, {"start": 10922.160000000002, "end": 10922.800000000001, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 10928.880000000001, "end": 10933.880000000001, "text": " No music at 5 seconds, we win this."}, {"start": 10933.880000000001, "end": 10940.880000000001, "text": " Ooh, and yeah, I do a kick clip."}, {"start": 10940.880000000001, "end": 10941.880000000001, "text": " Oh, shit!"}, {"start": 10941.880000000001, "end": 10944.880000000001, "text": " That was kind of swag, man."}, {"start": 10944.880000000001, "end": 10947.880000000001, "text": " People tell me that oping ramp is not good."}, {"start": 10947.880000000001, "end": 10948.880000000001, "text": " You know what?"}, {"start": 10948.880000000001, "end": 10957.880000000001, "text": " Save the op for a rage buy after a loss."}, {"start": 10957.880000000001, "end": 10965.880000000001, "text": " It's better outside. Yeah, but if you miss outside you're fucked. If you miss a ramp you just throw a molly and pretend you were never covering it in the first place."}, {"start": 10975.880000000001, "end": 10979.880000000001, "text": " They literally don't push ramp, so one day that grenade's gonna get them."}, {"start": 10979.880000000001, "end": 10988.68, "text": " It seems like they're saying outside."}, {"start": 10988.68, "end": 10990.080000000002, "text": " Throwing fire."}, {"start": 10990.080000000002, "end": 11005.080000000002, "text": " I only know what I'm doing with the molly most of the time."}, {"start": 11005.080000000002, "end": 11008.76, "text": " They're on top of the silo."}, {"start": 11008.76, "end": 11009.76, "text": " Should push ramp?"}, {"start": 11009.76, "end": 11013.28, "text": " That's for my rage by Nova rounds after I lose up two times in a row"}, {"start": 11026.36, "end": 11030.36, "text": " Three on three bro, it's like NHL overtime sifting the playoffs"}, {"start": 11030.36, "end": 11038.52, "text": " got scared squeaky"}, {"start": 11038.52, "end": 11048.12, "text": " got him, he did scare the shit out of me a little bit"}, {"start": 11048.12, "end": 11050.12, "text": " It scared the shit out of me a bit."}, {"start": 11059.12, "end": 11061.12, "text": " I'm proud of my team to bring it back, man."}, {"start": 11063.12, "end": 11066.12, "text": " I literally think they're like, okay, we've lost outside three times in a row."}, {"start": 11066.12, "end": 11069.12, "text": " What are we, rush ramp, dude, we got no money, rush ramp."}, {"start": 11070.12, "end": 11076.12, "text": " Go get an idea of rush ramp, we all get hit by 40 by the same grenade from the dude on their team who's unstoppable, who kills me every round."}, {"start": 11076.12, "end": 11091.960000000001, "text": " okay okay got a dance got a dance you're on ramp y'all they're out there's the"}, {"start": 11091.960000000001, "end": 11100.880000000001, "text": " assist first assist more I want to see more I want to see more I mean they're"}, {"start": 11100.880000000001, "end": 11103.880000000001, "text": " They're lit bro, they're lit."}, {"start": 11103.880000000001, "end": 11117.36, "text": " It's actually like a perfect fucking lob."}, {"start": 11117.36, "end": 11120.640000000001, "text": " I was so skeptical but the lob was so fucking perfect."}, {"start": 11120.640000000001, "end": 11123.880000000001, "text": " There's another assist for me."}, {"start": 11123.880000000001, "end": 11124.880000000001, "text": " There's one more."}, {"start": 11124.880000000001, "end": 11125.880000000001, "text": " I mean."}, {"start": 11125.880000000001, "end": 11135.720000000001, "text": " Holy fuck."}, {"start": 11135.720000000001, "end": 11142.160000000002, "text": " Dude, the damage was kind of legit."}, {"start": 11142.160000000002, "end": 11143.160000000002, "text": " What's going on?"}, {"start": 11143.160000000002, "end": 11145.12, "text": " What's going on on Teeside, man?"}, {"start": 11145.12, "end": 11147.94, "text": " I stick with the M4 incendiary."}, {"start": 11147.94, "end": 11149.480000000001, "text": " This lobby isn't real."}, {"start": 11149.480000000001, "end": 11154.720000000001, "text": " I love being bad at games because you get to play with people who are also bad."}, {"start": 11154.72, "end": 11161.599999999999, "text": " alive nobody watching bomb. It happens all the time. Got the other guy had it. Watch this."}, {"start": 11174.64, "end": 11179.279999999999, "text": " We don't need three ramp. I got it locked down y'all. Nobody covering upper."}, {"start": 11179.28, "end": 11182.6, "text": " Are you going heaven?"}, {"start": 11182.6, "end": 11183.6, "text": " I want heaven."}, {"start": 11183.6, "end": 11189.480000000001, "text": " It's my- Mom says it's my turn to cover heaven."}, {"start": 11189.480000000001, "end": 11194.28, "text": " Terrible news, my leash."}, {"start": 11194.28, "end": 11201.960000000001, "text": " I honestly thought it would just be one guy planting."}, {"start": 11201.960000000001, "end": 11208.000000000002, "text": " Yeah, that was a hell of a shot, man."}, {"start": 11208.000000000002, "end": 11212.52, "text": " Yes, Mr. 20K right here."}, {"start": 11212.52, "end": 11213.52, "text": " Woo!"}, {"start": 11213.52, "end": 11219.36, "text": " Good try, good try."}, {"start": 11219.36, "end": 11224.320000000002, "text": " Same shit."}, {"start": 11224.320000000002, "end": 11228.6, "text": " Same shit."}, {"start": 11228.6, "end": 11230.6, "text": " T, you're gonna win."}, {"start": 11230.6, "end": 11232.6, "text": " I don't like that they have four."}, {"start": 11232.6, "end": 11236.6, "text": " For me to feel good about myself, we have to win the next four rounds."}, {"start": 11236.6, "end": 11240.6, "text": " Or we could win pistol round, ST."}, {"start": 11240.6, "end": 11242.6, "text": " I did think about the AWP."}, {"start": 11242.6, "end": 11244.6, "text": " Honestly, my stats are kind of crazy."}, {"start": 11244.6, "end": 11247.6, "text": " You just need one more assist and 13 less damage,"}, {"start": 11247.6, "end": 11249.6, "text": " and then I'd be straight out of the Doom generation."}, {"start": 11249.6, "end": 11256.6, "text": " I do worry for the state of gaming where people cannot move at the start of the round reliably."}, {"start": 11258.6, "end": 11265.44, "text": " like it's kind of it's kind of frightening to me that like every fucking match there's"}, {"start": 11265.44, "end": 11270.2, "text": " somebody that doesn't move at the start you queued that the government didn't queue the"}, {"start": 11270.2, "end": 11281.58, "text": " game for you bro this ain't jury duty move not only did I get my I lit the other one"}, {"start": 11281.58, "end": 11283.58, "text": " So I better see some assists."}, {"start": 11285.58, "end": 11286.58, "text": " Huge."}, {"start": 11289.58, "end": 11291.58, "text": " Okay, that might kill his teammate."}, {"start": 11299.58, "end": 11306.58, "text": " You ever have jury duty? Once, but when they asked me for my name, I told them I thought we should bring back the electric chair, so they let me go."}, {"start": 11311.58, "end": 11319.66, "text": " It's my last round with the M4 guys, we got to clutch up here."}, {"start": 11319.66, "end": 11321.34, "text": " Did we ever have it here?"}, {"start": 11321.34, "end": 11322.84, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 11322.84, "end": 11328.4, "text": " We might have just been tying motherfuckers to two horses and slapping them on the ass"}, {"start": 11328.4, "end": 11331.06, "text": " to run them in two different directions."}, {"start": 11331.06, "end": 11332.06, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 11332.06, "end": 11336.86, "text": " Oh, maybe we did do the firing squad, yeah, I don't know."}, {"start": 11336.86, "end": 11340.42, "text": " I always love the firing squad."}, {"start": 11340.42, "end": 11348.02, "text": " It can't be real that the reason they only gave one of the guys the bullets, holy fuck,"}, {"start": 11348.02, "end": 11353.86, "text": " oh the Jesus Christ, is so that like the rest of them thought maybe I wasn't the guy with"}, {"start": 11353.86, "end": 11358.54, "text": " the bullet, right?"}, {"start": 11358.54, "end": 11362.88, "text": " Like are you telling me that after 40 years of working as an executioner, the dude was"}, {"start": 11362.88, "end": 11365.06, "text": " like you're not going to believe this?"}, {"start": 11365.06, "end": 11367.3, "text": " I didn't, I've never killed anybody."}, {"start": 11367.3, "end": 11373.3, "text": " Oh, another assist from me, surprise, surprise."}, {"start": 11373.3, "end": 11379.539999999999, "text": " Holy fuck, wait, they're popping off?"}, {"start": 11379.539999999999, "end": 11382.42, "text": " Somebody's hotbox in control?"}, {"start": 11382.42, "end": 11388.859999999999, "text": " Damn, team went crazy, man."}, {"start": 11388.859999999999, "end": 11394.5, "text": " Guys, you should be throwing an HE grenade into ramp every single time."}, {"start": 11394.5, "end": 11404.5, "text": " We literally did more damage than if we got a kill."}, {"start": 11404.5, "end": 11408.74, "text": " Now doing 20 damage to 5 is a lot worse than doing 100 damage to 1."}, {"start": 11408.74, "end": 11423.7, "text": " It's statistically speaking, because that's one less person that could shoot you."}, {"start": 11423.7, "end": 11427.7, "text": " It's not like a grenade's outside angle to a beast like me."}, {"start": 11429.7, "end": 11432.7, "text": " Strong-ass tempered glass."}, {"start": 11445.7, "end": 11448.7, "text": " We play Doom in this beast."}, {"start": 11453.7, "end": 11467.86, "text": " my drums another assist for me"}, {"start": 11467.86, "end": 11474.86, "text": " that's"}, {"start": 11478.300000000001, "end": 11485.300000000001, "text": " fellow planted"}, {"start": 11487.74, "end": 11494.74, "text": " he got him"}, {"start": 11497.86, "end": 11499.86, "text": " Are you right on?"}, {"start": 11499.86, "end": 11501.86, "text": " Great round."}, {"start": 11507.86, "end": 11509.86, "text": " You should be able to have a Deagle and a CZ."}, {"start": 11518.86, "end": 11521.86, "text": " Like a Sniper and an SMG at the same time."}, {"start": 11521.86, "end": 11524.86, "text": " What are we doing sneaky peaky like?"}, {"start": 11524.86, "end": 11528.02, "text": " body blocks me."}, {"start": 11528.02, "end": 11529.02, "text": " Op or amp?"}, {"start": 11529.02, "end": 11530.02, "text": " I love it."}, {"start": 11530.02, "end": 11533.02, "text": " Just make sure I get the HE in there first."}, {"start": 11533.02, "end": 11535.900000000001, "text": " Ah, you got it."}, {"start": 11535.900000000001, "end": 11537.74, "text": " The Michael Jackson grenade."}, {"start": 11537.74, "end": 11540.24, "text": " Hee!"}, {"start": 11540.24, "end": 11541.74, "text": " New stem unlocked."}, {"start": 11541.74, "end": 11542.74, "text": " Hee!"}, {"start": 11542.74, "end": 11547.980000000001, "text": " Oh, he's hot!"}, {"start": 11547.98, "end": 11558.699999999999, "text": " didn't work yesterday not gonna work today it might work now that I can just"}, {"start": 11558.699999999999, "end": 11561.699999999999, "text": " force it down mid instead of having Corey no-sell it and then chat goes"}, {"start": 11561.699999999999, "end": 11564.34, "text": " that's not funny"}, {"start": 11564.34, "end": 11567.34, "text": " I've got a shot."}, {"start": 11574.34, "end": 11578.34, "text": " Let's try, let's try, let's try play up."}, {"start": 11578.34, "end": 11581.34, "text": " Go pistol, he's a little bit for 97."}, {"start": 11586.34, "end": 11588.34, "text": " Jump!"}, {"start": 11594.34, "end": 11606.48, "text": " I think he got it I think you know what more power to him trying to avoid the fall damage at a hundred with nobody else alive"}, {"start": 11608.48, "end": 11610.48, "text": " It's kind of insane"}, {"start": 11610.48, "end": 11612.48, "text": " go"}, {"start": 11619.64, "end": 11624.199999999999, "text": " Tech nine armor that'd be an OP first round, huh? Where we going orange?"}, {"start": 11630.08, "end": 11632.92, "text": " Now we need we need to fucking win"}, {"start": 11633.48, "end": 11637.48, "text": " Pistol round bro, because we need to win the next two rounds to moralize them"}, {"start": 11637.48, "end": 11642.6, "text": " ramp rush ramp rush my Kings"}, {"start": 11642.6, "end": 11665.44, "text": " I'll catch him on the rotate."}, {"start": 11665.44, "end": 11668.52, "text": " Shit there's only two of us."}, {"start": 11668.52, "end": 11670.52, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 11670.52, "end": 11673.36, "text": " Well, that went badly."}, {"start": 11673.36, "end": 11680.36, "text": " And now, you ever received a speeding ticket that classified as a felony due to the speed"}, {"start": 11680.36, "end": 11682.36, "text": " being 20 miles an hour above the speed limit?"}, {"start": 11682.36, "end": 11683.36, "text": " No."}, {"start": 11683.36, "end": 11685.84, "text": " And also, congratulations on finally having a question of yours, Red."}, {"start": 11685.84, "end": 11687.24, "text": " This has got to be a big day."}, {"start": 11687.24, "end": 11692.24, "text": " I've literally, I don't think that the police exist anymore with respect to traffic violations."}, {"start": 11692.24, "end": 11695.560000000001, "text": " I've literally never been pulled over in my entire life."}, {"start": 11695.56, "end": 11701.519999999999, "text": " I've been stopped at like a roadside sobriety check once in my entire life."}, {"start": 11701.519999999999, "end": 11703.6, "text": " Like the ones that you drive through and they're like,"}, {"start": 11703.6, "end": 11707.16, "text": " have you been drinking tonight? And you go, no. And then they go, okay, on your way."}, {"start": 11709.519999999999, "end": 11711.199999999999, "text": " We got to win this one, man. Give me a Melva."}, {"start": 11716.199999999999, "end": 11719.4, "text": " Can I refund? I don't want a Nova for going outside."}, {"start": 11725.56, "end": 11750.56, "text": " of"}, {"start": 11750.56, "end": 11769.359999999999, "text": " were you committing crimes bro anybody who's ever been in a car has speeded"}, {"start": 11769.359999999999, "end": 11775.88, "text": " mother fucker so-called crime is always bad mother fuckers when you ask them"}, {"start": 11775.880000000001, "end": 11789.400000000001, "text": " how fast they drive. That's all that has to be said. I'm locking in with the SG 553."}, {"start": 11789.400000000001, "end": 11794.060000000001, "text": " So-called I'm the best driver I know, motherfuckers, when you ask them what the white line next"}, {"start": 11794.060000000001, "end": 11797.640000000001, "text": " to the stop sign means. That's where you're supposed to stop your car, motherfucker. That's"}, {"start": 11797.640000000001, "end": 11802.28, "text": " not where the midpoint of the car is supposed to be. That's where your car is supposed to"}, {"start": 11802.28, "end": 11804.28, "text": " Stop"}, {"start": 11820.84, "end": 11823.08, "text": " Fuck it, I'll clump around regular fuck"}, {"start": 11832.28, "end": 11839.28, "text": " Cheeky so-and-so."}, {"start": 11839.28, "end": 11842.28, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 11842.28, "end": 11846.28, "text": " Molly heaven."}, {"start": 11846.28, "end": 11850.28, "text": " Sorry fella."}, {"start": 11850.28, "end": 11855.28, "text": " Damn."}, {"start": 11855.28, "end": 11857.28, "text": " damn"}, {"start": 11865.68, "end": 11868.92, "text": " Give me your shit give me your shit give me your shit. I don't want that garbage"}, {"start": 11871.68, "end": 11873.68, "text": " That thing was going to the moon"}, {"start": 11873.68, "end": 11887.84, "text": " Damn, we ain't doing too bad."}, {"start": 11887.84, "end": 11888.84, "text": " Green passed me, though."}, {"start": 11888.84, "end": 11889.84, "text": " That's unacceptable."}, {"start": 11889.84, "end": 11890.84, "text": " I'm with you."}, {"start": 11890.84, "end": 11891.84, "text": " The Dalil Beast."}, {"start": 11891.84, "end": 11892.84, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 11892.84, "end": 11902.84, "text": " I'm with you. The Galeel Beast."}, {"start": 11902.84, "end": 11909.84, "text": " Take this out."}, {"start": 11909.84, "end": 11924.960000000001, "text": " Worth, worth, worth, worth, did you see that, well let me see that incendiary, that incendiary"}, {"start": 11924.960000000001, "end": 11930.24, "text": " is so perfectly placed."}, {"start": 11930.24, "end": 11947.24, "text": " You can see where it burned on the ground, literally that denied so much space."}, {"start": 11947.24, "end": 11970.24, "text": " outside. Say something in game to get the boys fired up. Let's go. The old let's go."}, {"start": 11970.24, "end": 11988.92, "text": " Maybe that's a secret, gotta start talking like it's E3."}, {"start": 11988.92, "end": 11991.72, "text": " Earn some time by opening squeaky."}, {"start": 11991.72, "end": 11999.439999999999, "text": " Stalled them. Stalled them. There's one ramp, one squeaky."}, {"start": 12010.24, "end": 12021.58, "text": " Fuck it. I'd still plant. Crazy. Crazy play. Good bait."}, {"start": 12021.72, "end": 12030.92, "text": " Got the bomb down, that's all that matters."}, {"start": 12030.92, "end": 12031.92, "text": " Close the door."}, {"start": 12031.92, "end": 12032.92, "text": " Close."}, {"start": 12032.92, "end": 12038.92, "text": " Take it, take it, close the door."}, {"start": 12038.92, "end": 12044.92, "text": " It's alright."}, {"start": 12044.92, "end": 12059.04, "text": " It's not like I've done anything for like 10 rounds."}, {"start": 12059.04, "end": 12068.52, "text": " That's all about the change now though."}, {"start": 12068.52, "end": 12069.52, "text": " I did lie."}, {"start": 12069.52, "end": 12070.52, "text": " Listen."}, {"start": 12070.52, "end": 12072.84, "text": " Again, I'm not doing that good."}, {"start": 12072.84, "end": 12082.08, "text": " But both holding the same angle and then both dying and not getting even one of the two"}, {"start": 12082.08, "end": 12088.880000000001, "text": " guys is kind of insane."}, {"start": 12088.880000000001, "end": 12094.48, "text": " Now I've been a part of situations like that in my past so I get it but yeah we should"}, {"start": 12094.48, "end": 12101.48, "text": " start asking blood on the tracks are blonde on blonde"}, {"start": 12111.88, "end": 12114.88, "text": " ah shit"}, {"start": 12114.880000000001, "end": 12120.960000000001, "text": " That was literally my job to cover the flank by the way, but"}, {"start": 12124.640000000001, "end": 12126.640000000001, "text": " Got mine"}, {"start": 12129.04, "end": 12131.04, "text": " Planting"}, {"start": 12131.04, "end": 12146.04, "text": " that was fucking awesome how do you go down a ladder"}, {"start": 12146.04, "end": 12148.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12148.04, "end": 12150.04, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12173.52, "end": 12175.52, "text": " No"}, {"start": 12175.52, "end": 12177.52, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 12185.52, "end": 12189.82, "text": " Up outside suicide off outside whatever I don't have to cry. I did like 400 damage"}, {"start": 12193.12, "end": 12199.460000000001, "text": " Why don't people talk like that maybe compensate for recoil and pull down the humble rhetorical"}, {"start": 12199.460000000001, "end": 12206.68, "text": " Maybe with the all caps plug-in conversation. What are you talking about here? The Koi toxic chatter"}, {"start": 12208.960000000001, "end": 12214.6, "text": " The demure flamer ooh that one's for you worth"}, {"start": 12216.92, "end": 12218.92, "text": " Come on y'all"}, {"start": 12226.000000000002, "end": 12228.000000000002, "text": " You're in this"}, {"start": 12229.460000000001, "end": 12238.500000000002, "text": " We take these."}, {"start": 12238.500000000002, "end": 12256.660000000002, "text": " Clump, clump, clump, clump, clump, clump, clump, clump."}, {"start": 12256.66, "end": 12263.58, "text": " all tall guys have bigger dicks it's not what did they say they said it's not"}, {"start": 12263.58, "end": 12267.82, "text": " made up it's science I believe that because it's literally like how could"}, {"start": 12267.82, "end": 12272.9, "text": " it just seems like physics I'm not saying that a tall guy will always have a"}, {"start": 12272.9, "end": 12275.86, "text": " bigger dick than a short guy but a tall guy will always have a bigger dick if"}, {"start": 12275.86, "end": 12282.3, "text": " he's taller like the same dude at 6 4 and 5 9 he's gonna have a bigger dick at"}, {"start": 12282.300000000001, "end": 12285.980000000001, "text": " 64 because there's more than to go around"}, {"start": 12291.420000000002, "end": 12295.380000000001, "text": " like isn't it yeah everything's bigger exactly does they have a bigger appendix"}, {"start": 12295.380000000001, "end": 12300.26, "text": " bigger stomach shit like that might have fucking bigger cells for all I know I"}, {"start": 12300.26, "end": 12303.140000000001, "text": " have no idea man"}, {"start": 12312.300000000001, "end": 12341.300000000001, "text": " I think they're coming out this way, man, we lost the lobby."}, {"start": 12341.300000000001, "end": 12344.900000000001, "text": " Seems fucking clutching up though."}, {"start": 12344.900000000001, "end": 12348.300000000001, "text": " Hiya!"}, {"start": 12348.300000000001, "end": 12353.340000000002, "text": " Ping them, ping them."}, {"start": 12353.340000000002, "end": 12355.7, "text": " Motherfucker, I should have had him, my bad."}, {"start": 12355.7, "end": 12357.140000000001, "text": " You let me down."}, {"start": 12357.140000000001, "end": 12363.820000000002, "text": " Blonde on Blonde, or why are his album titles so fucking long, bro?"}, {"start": 12363.820000000002, "end": 12366.26, "text": " What a shot."}, {"start": 12366.26, "end": 12369.26, "text": " At least we're into Asia or Gaucho, it's like five keystrokes."}, {"start": 12385.1, "end": 12387.86, "text": " It's not like I've been doing any better than this."}, {"start": 12387.86, "end": 12389.86, "text": " Shit, fucking lock-in, guys."}, {"start": 12392.02, "end": 12393.66, "text": " It's literally a T-sided map."}, {"start": 12396.26, "end": 12409.22, "text": " We're cooked? I don't think so. I'm one kill away from getting to even, which means more"}, {"start": 12409.22, "end": 12424.9, "text": " to me than getting a win, to be honest. We will ramp rush. Ramp rush. Ramp rush. Am I"}, {"start": 12424.9, "end": 12438.26, "text": " You know what you do?"}, {"start": 12438.26, "end": 12441.98, "text": " Throw smoke to cover your team off the rotate."}, {"start": 12441.98, "end": 12443.18, "text": " They won't walk through the smoke."}, {"start": 12443.18, "end": 12448.18, "text": " I'll buy us another 30 seconds to get outside and do some work."}, {"start": 12458.18, "end": 12463.18, "text": " Oh, we can't go that way, brother. I dropped a smoke there."}, {"start": 12465.18, "end": 12467.18, "text": " Holy shit."}, {"start": 12469.18, "end": 12471.18, "text": " Move, move, move."}, {"start": 12473.18, "end": 12485.42, "text": " Do it, do it, do it."}, {"start": 12485.42, "end": 12487.18, "text": " Enemy purple killed enemy orange."}, {"start": 12487.18, "end": 12498.18, "text": " Wonderful news."}, {"start": 12498.18, "end": 12516.98, "text": " be go heaven there's one down there nice try nice try should have should have"}, {"start": 12516.98, "end": 12530.939999999999, "text": " should have faked be gone heaven but now what do I know only top-fragging"}, {"start": 12530.94, "end": 12552.800000000001, "text": " Watch this, okay, we've thrown the opera off now."}, {"start": 12552.800000000001, "end": 12554.04, "text": " We get ready to play Lurk."}, {"start": 12554.04, "end": 12556.12, "text": " You got the bomb in an op, bro."}, {"start": 12556.12, "end": 12563.12, "text": " you gotta go outside"}, {"start": 12563.12, "end": 12566.320000000002, "text": " you six eight bro why are you complaining about leg room on airplanes you're supposed"}, {"start": 12566.320000000002, "end": 12580.320000000002, "text": " to be on a private jet"}, {"start": 12580.32, "end": 12583.32, "text": " bad news guys bad news they got us"}, {"start": 12591.32, "end": 12594.32, "text": " let's try don't let your crown slip"}, {"start": 12603.32, "end": 12607.32, "text": " case reset literally now what I'm about to say is going to sound like it's nice to gambling"}, {"start": 12607.32, "end": 12611.44, "text": " nice to gambling. I don't mean it to be nice to gambling. I mean it to be very rude to"}, {"start": 12611.44, "end": 12615.74, "text": " CS gambling. I've reached a point where I'm like, I would never open a case. If I was"}, {"start": 12615.74, "end": 12628.42, "text": " going to open a case, why wouldn't I just buy like $5 worth of lottery tickets instead?"}, {"start": 12628.42, "end": 12631.94, "text": " Just buy the skins. I don't give a fuck about the skins, bro. I'll just pick them up off"}, {"start": 12631.94, "end": 12639.78, "text": " a corpse or something like that. It's about the money. I'm trying a new character. It's"}, {"start": 12639.78, "end": 12648.54, "text": " Kevin O'Leary. Kevin O'Leary trying to buy lemonade at a lemonade stand. It's not just"}, {"start": 12648.54, "end": 12654.02, "text": " that you've come here with a bad business idea. You've insulted me because my God is"}, {"start": 12654.02, "end": 12659.9, "text": " money. My religion is money and you have spoken in a heretical way. Three dollars for a glass"}, {"start": 12659.9, "end": 12665.58, "text": " subliminate? What are your unit costs? What's your revenue this year? Pre-revenue, and you"}, {"start": 12665.58, "end": 12670.619999999999, "text": " haven't, let me guess, you haven't paid yourself. You are going to get laser beep. Country time"}, {"start": 12670.619999999999, "end": 12673.98, "text": " is going to paint the target on your head and shoot you from space."}, {"start": 12683.98, "end": 12684.779999999999, "text": " What's up, Corey?"}, {"start": 12689.9, "end": 12690.9, "text": " Corey?"}, {"start": 12690.9, "end": 12691.9, "text": " Hello?"}, {"start": 12691.9, "end": 12692.9, "text": " I'm muted."}, {"start": 12692.9, "end": 12693.9, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 12693.9, "end": 12696.9, "text": " I'm currently consuming a sandwich."}, {"start": 12696.9, "end": 12697.9, "text": " Somewhere."}, {"start": 12697.9, "end": 12699.9, "text": " My kitchen?"}, {"start": 12699.9, "end": 12704.9, "text": " And the base ingredients came from?"}, {"start": 12704.9, "end": 12705.9, "text": " Superstore."}, {"start": 12705.9, "end": 12706.9, "text": " SU?"}, {"start": 12706.9, "end": 12707.9, "text": " What?"}, {"start": 12707.9, "end": 12708.9, "text": " B."}, {"start": 12708.9, "end": 12709.9, "text": " S."}, {"start": 12709.9, "end": 12710.9, "text": " S."}, {"start": 12710.9, "end": 12711.9, "text": " S."}, {"start": 12711.9, "end": 12712.9, "text": " S."}, {"start": 12712.9, "end": 12713.9, "text": " S."}, {"start": 12713.9, "end": 12714.9, "text": " S."}, {"start": 12714.9, "end": 12715.9, "text": " S."}, {"start": 12715.9, "end": 12716.9, "text": " S."}, {"start": 12716.9, "end": 12717.9, "text": " S."}, {"start": 12717.9, "end": 12718.9, "text": " S."}, {"start": 12718.9, "end": 12720.9, "text": " B"}, {"start": 12720.9, "end": 12722.9, "text": " WA Y and you made the sandwich"}, {"start": 12723.9, "end": 12725.9, "text": " No in your kitchen"}, {"start": 12730.1, "end": 12732.1, "text": " No, no, no, we did it that one time"}, {"start": 12735.18, "end": 12739.539999999999, "text": " The quid the thing that makes that so funny that you made your own subway sandwich at home is"}, {"start": 12740.22, "end": 12742.22, "text": " That it was the right thing to do"}, {"start": 12742.220000000001, "end": 12747.7, "text": " If it had just been a weird thing to do, it wouldn't have been as funny."}, {"start": 12747.7, "end": 12751.980000000001, "text": " The fact that it was the actual right way to do it makes it so much better."}, {"start": 12751.980000000001, "end": 12754.78, "text": " I thought it was sensible."}, {"start": 12754.78, "end": 12760.140000000001, "text": " Well, because I feel like anybody else would have just gone make two sandwiches and I'll"}, {"start": 12760.140000000001, "end": 12761.660000000002, "text": " just keep one in the fridge."}, {"start": 12761.660000000002, "end": 12764.54, "text": " But you went, nah."}, {"start": 12764.54, "end": 12766.260000000002, "text": " The bread will get soggy."}, {"start": 12766.26, "end": 12774.06, "text": " So give me, make one sandwich for me and then give me the, the composite parts of the other"}, {"start": 12774.06, "end": 12778.58, "text": " sandwich and I'll assemble it tomorrow."}, {"start": 12778.58, "end": 12780.74, "text": " It is surprising."}, {"start": 12780.74, "end": 12786.78, "text": " Honestly, the subway workers have been getting Braddier and I literally support them for"}, {"start": 12786.78, "end": 12790.1, "text": " it because they're usually holding down like the whole store by themselves during dinner"}, {"start": 12790.1, "end": 12791.6, "text": " rush."}, {"start": 12791.6, "end": 12796.28, "text": " like there are times I've never heard like worse customer service than at"}, {"start": 12796.28, "end": 12800.76, "text": " recent subways few days ago I was at one I they said what do you want on the"}, {"start": 12800.76, "end": 12804.960000000001, "text": " sandwich I said lettuce tomato and she literally went sauces first like she"}, {"start": 12804.960000000001, "end": 12810.720000000001, "text": " didn't say like excuse me or anything she said sauce and I also I've eaten it"}, {"start": 12810.720000000001, "end": 12816.84, "text": " subway 2,500 times in my life never in history have I have I done sauces first"}, {"start": 12816.84, "end": 12825.12, "text": " but sure okay that's true I think she loaded the like the prep station"}, {"start": 12825.12, "end": 12830.24, "text": " backwards and now she's compensating by saying sauce is first like you could like"}, {"start": 12830.24, "end": 12833.64, "text": " not to be rude you could just slide the sandwich like six inches to the left at"}, {"start": 12833.64, "end": 12840.880000000001, "text": " the end of the toppings but I will say it's to the point now we're like when I"}, {"start": 12840.880000000001, "end": 12844.44, "text": " go somewhere and I get good customer service I'm like oh damn yeah friendly"}, {"start": 12844.44, "end": 12849.800000000001, "text": " No, that's true. That's McDonald's worker was actually like nice"}, {"start": 12853.32, "end": 12856.16, "text": " Well, they have to be another they have to be you're saying I"}, {"start": 12857.880000000001, "end": 12864.44, "text": " Kind of feel like I don't know it's part of the job, but yeah, I don't want to get on that side"}, {"start": 12866.720000000001, "end": 12870.92, "text": " One day I will be a horrible customer probably like it when I'm like 78"}, {"start": 12870.92, "end": 12874.8, "text": " I'm gonna be confused as fuck. I'll be trying to order it off my like cybernetic"}, {"start": 12874.92, "end": 12882.4, "text": " You know my plug-in inside of my brain. So just use the cybernetic plug-in just order via telepathy grandpa"}, {"start": 12882.4, "end": 12886.3, "text": " I prefer to use the kiosk. That's how I've been doing it my whole life, right?"}, {"start": 12887.04, "end": 12892.12, "text": " But for right now, I'm a good customer and I know what I want before I get to the"}, {"start": 12892.36, "end": 12896.88, "text": " The pill and I have the money ready and I like I say please and thank you"}, {"start": 12896.88, "end": 12900.04, "text": " So it kind of pisses me off when they're kind of churlish for no reason"}, {"start": 12900.92, "end": 12903.74, "text": " also people can hear me all they want to be you know like you know rights of the"}, {"start": 12903.74, "end": 12907.960000000001, "text": " retail worker whatever i worked retail for like nine years okay i know what"}, {"start": 12907.960000000001, "end": 12910.12, "text": " it's like and and i was friendly"}, {"start": 12910.12, "end": 12913.72, "text": " yeah everybody who wasn't an asshole that's a deal you can get when they"}, {"start": 12913.72, "end": 12917.32, "text": " people say well what about the other customers okay be rude to those"}, {"start": 12917.32, "end": 12920.28, "text": " motherfuckers man i didn't do that shit to you"}, {"start": 12920.28, "end": 12924.52, "text": " i'm just out here trying to get a cheesy gordita crunch"}, {"start": 12924.52, "end": 12929.4, "text": " what do you think fella be like i just did my job yeah i'm really close to be"}, {"start": 12929.4, "end": 12931.4, "text": " with the bomb. I got flash."}, {"start": 12933.96, "end": 12938.279999999999, "text": " I do feel like Subway has a high percentage of fucked up customers though. Like everybody wants like a"}, {"start": 12939.24, "end": 12941.4, "text": " a special order double toasted"}, {"start": 12942.44, "end": 12945.72, "text": " toasted with... Marty being shot and Marty being shot. I had to turn from the flash."}, {"start": 12947.24, "end": 12949.8, "text": " Yeah. Oh! Oh nice. It clutched up."}, {"start": 12950.6, "end": 12954.199999999999, "text": " People are saying shit like toasted but keep the bread soft. Like what are you..."}, {"start": 12954.199999999999, "end": 12958.199999999999, "text": " Are they supposed to be like a fucking wizard or something? How are they supposed to do that, bro?"}, {"start": 12959.4, "end": 12962.4, "text": " Holy shit, our team's awesome, man."}, {"start": 12966.4, "end": 12968.4, "text": " That was huge. That was incredible."}, {"start": 12968.4, "end": 12970.4, "text": " 4k."}, {"start": 12974.4, "end": 12976.4, "text": " Oh, I forgot I had voice disabled."}, {"start": 12976.4, "end": 12981.4, "text": " Like, I think you get more fucked up orders at a subway than at a coffee shop."}, {"start": 12983.4, "end": 12985.4, "text": " How the fuck do I unmute again?"}, {"start": 12989.4, "end": 13004.279999999999, "text": " He's going for it man. He's going for it, I support it. I trust him. I literally had"}, {"start": 13004.279999999999, "end": 13012.52, "text": " the flash of the century too. One dead mid. One dead cat. One was mid doors crossing into"}, {"start": 13012.52, "end": 13035.4, "text": " I wish I had the bomb. This is such an easy plant. What the fuck? One more there, I think."}, {"start": 13035.4, "end": 13044.46, "text": " there the whole time. He's literally cat. He's literally cat. Then so am I. Yeah. Nice."}, {"start": 13044.46, "end": 13049.18, "text": " The Galil is literally better than the AK. I don't know what to tell you. The stats don't"}, {"start": 13049.18, "end": 13059.34, "text": " lie, bro. Wasn't this thing at 143 earlier today? What's that now? 143. Oh."}, {"start": 13059.34, "end": 13073.9, "text": " Yeah, I think they removed my kills."}, {"start": 13073.9, "end": 13074.9, "text": " Flag for cheating."}, {"start": 13074.9, "end": 13078.14, "text": " They probably removed it because that team killed a couple of guys, but..."}, {"start": 13078.14, "end": 13079.14, "text": " Is that my smoke?"}, {"start": 13079.14, "end": 13080.14, "text": " Did it fuck up that bad?"}, {"start": 13080.14, "end": 13081.14, "text": " No, no, no."}, {"start": 13081.14, "end": 13085.26, "text": " My smoke is good."}, {"start": 13085.26, "end": 13086.26, "text": " No one has bomb."}, {"start": 13086.26, "end": 13087.26, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 13087.26, "end": 13089.26, "text": " I think he threw in case he died."}, {"start": 13089.26, "end": 13091.26, "text": " Hmm"}, {"start": 13093.78, "end": 13098.960000000001, "text": " Oh really and one on cat very hurt annoying orange dead"}, {"start": 13108.34, "end": 13110.34, "text": " Fucker fucker that was really good"}, {"start": 13110.34, "end": 13120.14, "text": " Oh, yeah, put some put some stats on it roll the odometer up, bro"}, {"start": 13125.14, "end": 13127.98, "text": " Nah, he didn't know he didn't get past the biometric lock"}, {"start": 13135.78, "end": 13138.6, "text": " Oh fucking off round three"}, {"start": 13140.34, "end": 13151.34, "text": " I love the way he's moving."}, {"start": 13151.34, "end": 13153.54, "text": " He's moving like he knows what he's doing."}, {"start": 13153.54, "end": 13162.78, "text": " He's got the chibli's moves."}, {"start": 13162.78, "end": 13167.78, "text": " roll wheel user though. That's a bit of an oral loss."}, {"start": 13174.78, "end": 13182.78, "text": " Oh, that hit him. He's been moving. He's moving his feet. I saw the crosshair was blurry. Yeah, he was moving his feet."}, {"start": 13182.78, "end": 13185.78, "text": " He's not a real oper."}, {"start": 13185.78, "end": 13194.220000000001, "text": " Literally, I have new team morale tech, by the way, team morale tech."}, {"start": 13194.220000000001, "end": 13202.86, "text": " After the worst attempt of all time, you have to say nice try."}, {"start": 13202.86, "end": 13207.42, "text": " If they almost got it, you don't have to say nice try, but if they were never even close,"}, {"start": 13207.42, "end": 13208.42, "text": " you say nice try."}, {"start": 13208.42, "end": 13210.820000000002, "text": " Oh, no, they're all typing BT."}, {"start": 13210.820000000002, "end": 13211.820000000002, "text": " They're typing BT?"}, {"start": 13211.820000000002, "end": 13213.820000000002, "text": " They're typing BT."}, {"start": 13213.82, "end": 13215.82, "text": " Oh, no!"}, {"start": 13215.82, "end": 13217.82, "text": " Ha ha ha ha ha!"}, {"start": 13219.82, "end": 13221.82, "text": " Fee this bee. Two crossed."}, {"start": 13226.82, "end": 13229.82, "text": " Doesn't seem like that matters for beasts like us."}, {"start": 13230.82, "end": 13232.82, "text": " Oh, they..."}, {"start": 13232.82, "end": 13234.82, "text": " They smoked CAD?"}, {"start": 13239.82, "end": 13241.82, "text": " Oh, yeah, he's right there."}, {"start": 13241.82, "end": 13242.82, "text": " Clever."}, {"start": 13243.82, "end": 13250.82, "text": " I thought I probably shouldn't have done that, but he probably definitely shouldn't have done that."}, {"start": 13250.82, "end": 13252.82, "text": " Puts up."}, {"start": 13265.82, "end": 13271.82, "text": " I hear him. All we got to do is get one, man."}, {"start": 13273.82, "end": 13280.82, "text": " now let's rush."}, {"start": 13280.82, "end": 13289.82, "text": " You ducked."}, {"start": 13289.82, "end": 13293.82, "text": " You can duck."}, {"start": 13293.82, "end": 13301.82, "text": " Like I can't get there."}, {"start": 13301.82, "end": 13316.44, "text": " You left oh my god oh shit that was good"}, {"start": 13316.44, "end": 13329.22, "text": " Honestly my teams fall for kind of all dying leaving the op alone yeah you're right"}, {"start": 13329.220000000001, "end": 13337.300000000001, "text": " it puts the opera in a tight spot brush no orange is the way over there"}, {"start": 13339.86, "end": 13344.140000000001, "text": " we're throwing the smoke to make it look like"}, {"start": 13350.340000000002, "end": 13353.900000000001, "text": " we lost one y'all"}, {"start": 13353.9, "end": 13358.44, "text": " Oh man."}, {"start": 13358.44, "end": 13359.68, "text": " I got next."}, {"start": 13359.68, "end": 13376.56, "text": " These guys are way better than they are."}, {"start": 13376.56, "end": 13381.56, "text": " Just the two of us."}, {"start": 13381.56, "end": 13394.84, "text": " We can make it if we try, just the two of us."}, {"start": 13394.84, "end": 13395.84, "text": " Literally how did that not hit?"}, {"start": 13395.84, "end": 13396.84, "text": " How did that not hit?"}, {"start": 13396.84, "end": 13397.84, "text": " I need to see a zoom in."}, {"start": 13397.84, "end": 13400.84, "text": " Can somebody give me a 10x enhanced version of that shot?"}, {"start": 13400.84, "end": 13406.84, "text": " Oh, 27 and 1."}, {"start": 13406.84, "end": 13417.52, "text": " I'm looking y'all. There needs to be a T grenade spot where you can just throw a grenade and"}, {"start": 13417.52, "end": 13428.48, "text": " get 100 damage. Yeah, sure. I don't. I agree. This is the only this is why it does sucks."}, {"start": 13428.48, "end": 13442.24, "text": " doesn't have a banana. CT is going to be like, whoa, shots long. How that'd be a good video."}, {"start": 13442.24, "end": 13446.439999999999, "text": " How people think you're going to react when a decoy grenade goes off three seconds into"}, {"start": 13446.44, "end": 13462.52, "text": " the round. Oh no. They spawned and they shot Slong. They shot your Slong? Imagine. I heard"}, {"start": 13462.52, "end": 13469.52, "text": " them rotate the B"}, {"start": 13469.960000000001, "end": 13476.960000000001, "text": " playing the drums"}, {"start": 13477.28, "end": 13482.28, "text": " oh come on fucking recoil man"}, {"start": 13482.28, "end": 13489.28, "text": " kind of what I get for camping until I'm the last one left but"}, {"start": 13489.28, "end": 13497.800000000001, "text": " got mine 48 and 3 fuck you"}, {"start": 13504.44, "end": 13512.92, "text": " damn someone on their team has 27 damage man that is crazy actually"}, {"start": 13512.92, "end": 13517.12, "text": " that one bullet from the pistol round or something like what is that is he"}, {"start": 13517.12, "end": 13519.12, "text": " throw in twenty seven"}, {"start": 13519.12, "end": 13520.12, "text": " people in the head"}, {"start": 13520.12, "end": 13524.12, "text": " oh shit it could be twenty seven hits"}, {"start": 13524.12, "end": 13525.12, "text": " what's up man"}, {"start": 13525.12, "end": 13527.12, "text": " they made it long"}, {"start": 13527.12, "end": 13529.12, "text": " I got a pick with the op"}, {"start": 13529.12, "end": 13531.12, "text": " watch long push"}, {"start": 13531.12, "end": 13533.12, "text": " orange on it with the scout who's got that"}, {"start": 13533.12, "end": 13535.12, "text": " big dog"}, {"start": 13540.12, "end": 13544.12, "text": " ahh they smoked cat"}, {"start": 13544.12, "end": 13546.12, "text": " Fucking we take those odds"}, {"start": 13547.2, "end": 13553.26, "text": " Yellow you go up and get shot you only have six life, and then I hit a headshot on well, they're up in there, too"}, {"start": 13565.160000000002, "end": 13568.460000000001, "text": " Yes, yes, plant the bomb plant the bomb"}, {"start": 13568.460000000001, "end": 13580.820000000002, "text": " No, I want to go goose. I want to go goose. I'm Dick Tracy, remember that one? I'm already"}, {"start": 13580.820000000002, "end": 13584.78, "text": " Tracer."}, {"start": 13584.78, "end": 13596.1, "text": " Flashcat. Literally my crotch broke. I couldn't crotch because there was some shit. I think"}, {"start": 13596.1, "end": 13598.800000000001, "text": " Is we ever have a phone so big that you can't sit down?"}, {"start": 13600.220000000001, "end": 13605.32, "text": " Yeah, that's literally what happened to me. I think I got I got too close to the box and I couldn't crouch I"}, {"start": 13607.62, "end": 13610.24, "text": " Got the knob damn"}, {"start": 13612.1, "end": 13616.86, "text": " Should just spam cat until they verado on D what?"}, {"start": 13617.94, "end": 13620.66, "text": " Rado verado on D"}, {"start": 13620.66, "end": 13628.9, "text": " oh my god how did he get there so fast and how did i kill him i think i fucked up my"}, {"start": 13628.9, "end": 13633.5, "text": " smoke because you screamed oh my god he got there he got there so fast and yet i killed"}, {"start": 13633.5, "end": 13644.02, "text": " him on pure like brainstem i fucked up my smoke"}, {"start": 13644.02, "end": 13651.02, "text": " fucking fuck this smoke up"}, {"start": 13652.98, "end": 13655.640000000001, "text": " else is shit on A site"}, {"start": 13655.640000000001, "end": 13662.640000000001, "text": " damn did you see that shit? A site clear"}, {"start": 13666.4, "end": 13669.0, "text": " oh fuck he's there"}, {"start": 13669.0, "end": 13672.880000000001, "text": " but still that was awesome that was awesome"}, {"start": 13672.880000000001, "end": 13675.18, "text": " You got to play this game like you have a 10 inch cock."}, {"start": 13676.720000000001, "end": 13678.2, "text": " Ryan. Oh, OK."}, {"start": 13678.2, "end": 13680.560000000001, "text": " Oh, should you know, we find next to you accidentally."}, {"start": 13680.560000000001, "end": 13681.12, "text": " I get he got."}, {"start": 13681.12, "end": 13682.36, "text": " He got it."}, {"start": 13682.36, "end": 13683.36, "text": " No sweat."}, {"start": 13687.060000000001, "end": 13688.060000000001, "text": " This is audible."}, {"start": 13688.060000000001, "end": 13689.060000000001, "text": " Not too fast."}, {"start": 13689.060000000001, "end": 13691.04, "text": " This is audible."}, {"start": 13691.04, "end": 13692.54, "text": " Played on this D."}, {"start": 13692.54, "end": 13693.44, "text": " Yeah, too slow."}, {"start": 13693.44, "end": 13695.44, "text": " What the heck I was talking about."}, {"start": 13697.34, "end": 13698.34, "text": " One crossed."}, {"start": 13698.34, "end": 13703.34, "text": " I missed, motherfucker, I'm dead."}, {"start": 13703.34, "end": 13707.54, "text": " He threw a smoke at me."}, {"start": 13707.54, "end": 13708.54, "text": " I'm alive."}, {"start": 13708.54, "end": 13716.02, "text": " This is Audible."}, {"start": 13716.02, "end": 13717.02, "text": " That was a six-inch shot."}, {"start": 13717.02, "end": 13719.14, "text": " Fuck, I'd be lucky if that was a six-inch shot."}, {"start": 13719.14, "end": 13720.14, "text": " I heard shots."}, {"start": 13726.42, "end": 13727.82, "text": " Oh, you fucking guy."}, {"start": 13734.939999999999, "end": 13735.539999999999, "text": " Ouch."}, {"start": 13735.539999999999, "end": 13736.539999999999, "text": " Can't enter."}, {"start": 13740.38, "end": 13741.38, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 13743.38, "end": 13744.22, "text": " Where was the orange?"}, {"start": 13744.22, "end": 13745.019999999999, "text": " Where's the orange?"}, {"start": 13745.019999999999, "end": 13745.779999999999, "text": " Where's the orange?"}, {"start": 13745.779999999999, "end": 13747.099999999999, "text": " Orange is watching long doors."}, {"start": 13747.099999999999, "end": 13747.779999999999, "text": " Where's the orange?"}, {"start": 13747.78, "end": 13749.78, "text": " Orange, what are you doing?"}, {"start": 13752.300000000001, "end": 13754.800000000001, "text": " They died. Oh, okay. Thanks for the comms."}, {"start": 13755.900000000001, "end": 13756.6, "text": " We all died."}, {"start": 13759.900000000001, "end": 13760.560000000001, "text": " Whoa!"}, {"start": 13768.04, "end": 13769.16, "text": " B rush? B rush?"}, {"start": 13774.720000000001, "end": 13775.380000000001, "text": " Let's do it."}, {"start": 13777.78, "end": 13793.720000000001, "text": " I think someone bought an AWP."}, {"start": 13793.720000000001, "end": 13802.68, "text": " I do someone bought an up"}, {"start": 13812.6, "end": 13814.6, "text": " We run this town"}, {"start": 13815.04, "end": 13817.04, "text": " This window oh"}, {"start": 13817.68, "end": 13819.68, "text": " Let's go. Let me get the up"}, {"start": 13819.68, "end": 13824.84, "text": " please please give me something give me something oh fuck oh I tried to grab it"}, {"start": 13824.84, "end": 13831.04, "text": " I got it I got it I got it oh you got it let's go let's go oh oh fuck I love"}, {"start": 13831.04, "end": 13836.4, "text": " winning in econ man holy shit and the spawn and the suicide spawn get out of"}, {"start": 13836.4, "end": 13841.64, "text": " my way orange get out of my way orange get the already got it's gonna get the"}, {"start": 13841.64, "end": 13848.56, "text": " fuck out of my way you need knife to make the jump one cross then he takes the"}, {"start": 13848.56, "end": 13854.64, "text": " shot for me. Wait, two suicides to play. We can play it like an old-school fucking firing"}, {"start": 13854.64, "end": 13862.64, "text": " line from the Revolutionary War. One cat. Confirmed."}, {"start": 13862.64, "end": 13873.64, "text": " Oh fuck! Tunnels, tunnels. Lower tons."}, {"start": 13873.64, "end": 13876.64, "text": " Nice."}, {"start": 13876.64, "end": 13882.64, "text": " Should we throw?"}, {"start": 13882.64, "end": 13889.76, "text": " Just to play big dog."}, {"start": 13889.76, "end": 13901.32, "text": " I think Cat's still alive."}, {"start": 13901.32, "end": 13903.32, "text": " Let's do this."}, {"start": 13914.46, "end": 13918.039999999999, "text": " Oh, I, I, I, I saw the flash."}, {"start": 13918.1, "end": 13919.5, "text": " I saw the muzzle flash."}, {"start": 13920.14, "end": 13921.84, "text": " You had, you had one HP."}, {"start": 13921.84, "end": 13922.34, "text": " I was rough."}, {"start": 13923.24, "end": 13924.279999999999, "text": " The rough spot to be in."}, {"start": 13925.6, "end": 13926.38, "text": " It would have been sick."}, {"start": 13926.38, "end": 13930.98, "text": " I honestly, I was a millimeter away, but honestly, most times, most times, I probably get them"}, {"start": 13930.98, "end": 13935.619999999999, "text": " to be honest with you. It wasn't an underhand. It was it was the two"}, {"start": 13935.619999999999, "end": 13940.26, "text": " tapper. It was like the shovel pass. That's a we in the business call it"}, {"start": 13940.26, "end": 13943.06, "text": " chiblethrow."}, {"start": 13943.699999999999, "end": 13948.34, "text": " Oh, I see it. It's like when you bounce pass in basketball."}, {"start": 13949.3, "end": 13955.619999999999, "text": " Okay, Clark. My goat. That's my goat right there."}, {"start": 13957.619999999999, "end": 13960.1, "text": " I didn't know you watched basketball, Corey. I thought you only watched men's"}, {"start": 13960.1, "end": 13967.1, "text": " basketball. I only watch the"}, {"start": 13967.1, "end": 13977.1, "text": " best. See what I did there? Yeah. What if what if women's basketball was basketball and men's basketball was men's basketball? That's the world. That's the world I want to live in."}, {"start": 13990.1, "end": 13992.1, "text": " Ah"}, {"start": 13993.56, "end": 13995.56, "text": " The bomb go be"}, {"start": 13995.960000000001, "end": 13998.44, "text": " Maybe yellow yellows bomb"}, {"start": 14000.48, "end": 14004.880000000001, "text": " Oh fuck playing your fucking feet, bro. Oh shit one"}, {"start": 14006.16, "end": 14013.16, "text": " Anything I got to get the tons and help you help the squad mother got it should we jump"}, {"start": 14015.84, "end": 14017.84, "text": " Window one's going up window"}, {"start": 14020.1, "end": 14022.6, "text": " It's not window."}, {"start": 14022.6, "end": 14023.6, "text": " Not bad, y'all."}, {"start": 14023.6, "end": 14024.6, "text": " It's tons."}, {"start": 14024.6, "end": 14025.6, "text": " Last tons."}, {"start": 14025.6, "end": 14030.48, "text": " Well, ladies, playing for time."}, {"start": 14030.48, "end": 14031.880000000001, "text": " Literally stalled him so much."}, {"start": 14031.880000000001, "end": 14034.04, "text": " He's literally stalled so much he won't have time."}, {"start": 14034.04, "end": 14035.04, "text": " You're right."}, {"start": 14035.04, "end": 14036.04, "text": " You won't have time."}, {"start": 14036.04, "end": 14039.960000000001, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,"}, {"start": 14039.960000000001, "end": 14040.960000000001, "text": " yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 14040.960000000001, "end": 14043.84, "text": " Also literally like Queen Tuppled Purple's ADR."}, {"start": 14043.84, "end": 14047.08, "text": " They had, I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to be evil."}, {"start": 14047.08, "end": 14048.42, "text": " They had 1780R."}, {"start": 14048.42, "end": 14050.34, "text": " Let's have our 10P."}, {"start": 14050.34, "end": 14051.34, "text": " They had 1780R."}, {"start": 14051.34, "end": 14052.34, "text": " Yeah, Liam."}, {"start": 14056.34, "end": 14057.34, "text": " Liam."}, {"start": 14060.34, "end": 14062.539999999999, "text": " What's better, P250 or 5.7?"}, {"start": 14064.82, "end": 14067.82, "text": " Uh, I don't know. I don't know actually. I don't know which does more damage."}, {"start": 14069.42, "end": 14072.14, "text": " You ever wonder why this dude has handcuffs on his utility belt?"}, {"start": 14072.14, "end": 14075.34, "text": " You ever seen CTs take someone in non-legally, bro?"}, {"start": 14075.34, "end": 14081.34, "text": " I mean it's B rush, so we HE grenade."}, {"start": 14081.34, "end": 14091.34, "text": " I think it might be A. I think it's A."}, {"start": 14091.34, "end": 14097.34, "text": " Confirming no motion beating, no E."}, {"start": 14097.34, "end": 14099.34, "text": " I'm coming cat with the dog."}, {"start": 14105.34, "end": 14106.34, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 14107.34, "end": 14110.34, "text": " How did that- he danced around every shot I made then."}, {"start": 14112.34, "end": 14113.34, "text": " You got this, you got this dog."}, {"start": 14113.34, "end": 14115.34, "text": " Oh shit, I didn't even know I was dead."}, {"start": 14117.34, "end": 14120.34, "text": " I was still standing up, I died standing up."}, {"start": 14121.34, "end": 14123.34, "text": " Did I play the fish till the day? No I didn't."}, {"start": 14123.34, "end": 14126.34, "text": " Yet he got banned in my chat, they need a place to go."}, {"start": 14127.34, "end": 14133.5, "text": " How'd you know how'd you know they got banned like eight seconds into the stream today? Yeah"}, {"start": 14134.42, "end": 14140.82, "text": " Again, yeah, no man. I know what are they typing? I think this was like an ASCII among us this time"}, {"start": 14146.74, "end": 14150.44, "text": " Wasn't me I think that's honestly like funniest pop"}, {"start": 14150.44, "end": 14157.4, "text": " I'm doing long gas flank"}, {"start": 14161.9, "end": 14163.9, "text": " Everyone just died on a"}, {"start": 14168.18, "end": 14175.44, "text": " Cory with the pick through the smoke literally hit him in the I saw blood come out of his cheek"}, {"start": 14175.44, "end": 14184.2, "text": " Yeah, those play a little scared man. They've been on this slow creep for like at least"}, {"start": 14184.2, "end": 14185.2, "text": " two minutes."}, {"start": 14185.2, "end": 14188.2, "text": " I mean, he's round the game."}, {"start": 14188.2, "end": 14191.16, "text": " Oh, hell of a shot though. Hell of a shot."}, {"start": 14191.16, "end": 14192.16, "text": " The rounds are fake."}, {"start": 14192.16, "end": 14201.2, "text": " Oh, these rounds are pissing me off. We should have had round one."}, {"start": 14201.2, "end": 14202.2, "text": " I can live with that."}, {"start": 14202.2, "end": 14205.2, "text": " I'll get in the luckiest shot through the smoke."}, {"start": 14211.2, "end": 14214.2, "text": " Purple. Purple, I'm gonna need you to clutch up here."}, {"start": 14214.2, "end": 14216.2, "text": " Move it, don't move it."}, {"start": 14216.2, "end": 14218.2, "text": " Tootsweetching on me."}, {"start": 14219.2, "end": 14222.2, "text": " I've got none on B, y'all, and I'm gonna rush them."}, {"start": 14227.2, "end": 14229.2, "text": " You just flashed over A."}, {"start": 14229.2, "end": 14239.28, "text": " I think they're taking the angry if it really weird a smoke shots categorically"}, {"start": 14239.28, "end": 14249.28, "text": " damn koi, damn!"}, {"start": 14249.28, "end": 14251.28, "text": " damn!"}, {"start": 14251.28, "end": 14265.28, "text": " oh, it's such a good try!"}, {"start": 14265.28, "end": 14275.1, "text": " That was actually like the greatest try I've ever seen fuck"}, {"start": 14275.1, "end": 14281.52, "text": " Now they're obviously expecting us to overload cat because they rush it every time so what"}, {"start": 14281.52, "end": 14285.2, "text": " we fucking do is just do what we've been doing"}, {"start": 14285.2, "end": 14292.6, "text": " It was a 4k, yeah, and I almost had that guy, too."}, {"start": 14292.6, "end": 14294.6, "text": " 6x9."}, {"start": 14294.6, "end": 14303.28, "text": " Oh shit, my AG this time."}, {"start": 14303.28, "end": 14306.04, "text": " One tunnels."}, {"start": 14306.04, "end": 14307.04, "text": " One tunnels."}, {"start": 14307.04, "end": 14311.320000000002, "text": " More than one tunnels."}, {"start": 14311.320000000002, "end": 14313.36, "text": " Many tunnels."}, {"start": 14313.36, "end": 14315.0, "text": " at least two tunnels."}, {"start": 14316.640000000001, "end": 14317.960000000001, "text": " So track one from there."}, {"start": 14323.6, "end": 14324.44, "text": " We did damage."}, {"start": 14324.44, "end": 14325.880000000001, "text": " We fucking do damage there."}, {"start": 14328.880000000001, "end": 14334.720000000001, "text": " The shotgun is awesome when they go the way"}, {"start": 14334.720000000001, "end": 14337.52, "text": " that you are holding."}, {"start": 14337.52, "end": 14340.52, "text": " It's not quite as good when they go the other way though."}, {"start": 14340.52, "end": 14341.76, "text": " My king."}, {"start": 14343.36, "end": 14345.36, "text": " No defuser."}, {"start": 14345.36, "end": 14351.76, "text": " Oh no, we do have Dan on our team."}, {"start": 14351.76, "end": 14361.76, "text": " He just keeps swapping through every gun to find the best skin."}, {"start": 14361.76, "end": 14371.76, "text": " Oh, okay, okay."}, {"start": 14371.76, "end": 14379.72, "text": " Dude, that was a crazy round."}, {"start": 14379.72, "end": 14389.16, "text": " Let's go yellow."}, {"start": 14389.16, "end": 14390.16, "text": " Let's fucking go."}, {"start": 14390.16, "end": 14391.16, "text": " Push him."}, {"start": 14391.16, "end": 14405.08, "text": " ten inches it's ten inch season bro bombs down long okay you missed me"}, {"start": 14405.08, "end": 14412.0, "text": " pop patrol doing the work on cat pop patrol thought patrols he's a pop"}, {"start": 14412.0, "end": 14429.44, "text": " control last one's car was is oh it's it's that guy it's the dude at 27 damage"}, {"start": 14429.44, "end": 14439.16, "text": " that guy that round was fucking sick that round was sick do you see the dude"}, {"start": 14439.16, "end": 14444.039999999999, "text": " I love them they get slumped and they're not in like a lying down position when they died"}, {"start": 14444.039999999999, "end": 14446.08, "text": " They're like a kind of like a propped up position"}, {"start": 14446.72, "end": 14447.88, "text": " mm-hmm"}, {"start": 14447.88, "end": 14449.98, "text": " As you know, he died uncomfy"}, {"start": 14451.039999999999, "end": 14453.48, "text": " Remember the ragdolls and siege that shit. Oh"}, {"start": 14456.36, "end": 14459.44, "text": " We need to make another siege man flash long"}, {"start": 14461.119999999999, "end": 14463.72, "text": " I'm dead long to the greatest legal shot of all time"}, {"start": 14469.16, "end": 14477.16, "text": " Oh, simple one. One of the most superior demon shots I've ever seen in my entire life."}, {"start": 14489.16, "end": 14490.16, "text": " Yeah, I love this."}, {"start": 14493.16, "end": 14494.16, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 14494.16, "end": 14495.16, "text": " No, good idea."}, {"start": 14495.16, "end": 14498.16, "text": " Why is our yellow been the slowest, longest flank of all time?"}, {"start": 14498.16, "end": 14501.96, "text": " Your life doesn't mean anything just get it get win rounds win rounds, bro"}, {"start": 14509.68, "end": 14512.44, "text": " He did it oh shit"}, {"start": 14520.08, "end": 14524.42, "text": " They got kid they got kid think he's had a time now"}, {"start": 14528.16, "end": 14543.6, "text": " I'm not mad, I'm just disappointing type shit right there man."}, {"start": 14543.6, "end": 14550.96, "text": " Just the way he's not putting himself below the team, let's put it that way."}, {"start": 14550.96, "end": 14554.2, "text": " How the fuck are you throwing your pistol at me for bro?"}, {"start": 14554.2, "end": 14555.2, "text": " I don't want that."}, {"start": 14555.2, "end": 14556.0, "text": " They got one."}, {"start": 14574.880000000001, "end": 14576.880000000001, "text": " Seems like they never split."}, {"start": 14577.2, "end": 14578.36, "text": " Well, I see one red..."}, {"start": 14578.36, "end": 14579.240000000002, "text": " Awww!"}, {"start": 14579.240000000002, "end": 14580.2, "text": " ...on my way back."}, {"start": 14580.52, "end": 14581.52, "text": " One dinked on Cat."}, {"start": 14583.36, "end": 14584.320000000002, "text": " Think this, bro."}, {"start": 14585.2, "end": 14592.1, "text": " Yeah, there he is."}, {"start": 14592.1, "end": 14602.28, "text": " Damn, the fuck happened long, man."}, {"start": 14602.28, "end": 14603.28, "text": " Everything, I think."}, {"start": 14603.28, "end": 14605.400000000001, "text": " Did you see bomb there?"}, {"start": 14605.400000000001, "end": 14606.400000000001, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14606.400000000001, "end": 14607.400000000001, "text": " Oh, cat."}, {"start": 14607.4, "end": 14609.4, "text": " Oh, oh, cat."}, {"start": 14617.039999999999, "end": 14623.56, "text": " Cory scoreboard check. How good is the enemy? He's second from bottom, but he's 15 and 12."}, {"start": 14629.48, "end": 14635.279999999999, "text": " Playtime catch him on the rotate. Yeah, I had a feeling that there must have been bomb on cat."}, {"start": 14637.4, "end": 14647.279999999999, "text": " Let's do this purple you want to see some crazy shit it's two ops"}, {"start": 14647.279999999999, "end": 14655.32, "text": " oh okay all right well it's awesome crazy shit my plan my plan was to do this my plan"}, {"start": 14655.32, "end": 14660.64, "text": " was to go like this flash out and then when he looked away I would jump in with the op"}, {"start": 14660.64, "end": 14667.119999999999, "text": " and no scoping because this I mean this skin kind of looks it would catch the"}, {"start": 14667.119999999999, "end": 14671.279999999999, "text": " eye let's put it that way it would have been crazy I will say that much it"}, {"start": 14671.279999999999, "end": 14674.08, "text": " would have been really amazing if that happens I'm just gonna pretend that"}, {"start": 14674.08, "end": 14679.72, "text": " that's what happened librarian you can edit that right imagine"}, {"start": 14683.16, "end": 14687.16, "text": " God this would be a big round"}, {"start": 14690.64, "end": 14699.439999999999, "text": " Nothing long yet."}, {"start": 14699.439999999999, "end": 14700.84, "text": " Nothing B either."}, {"start": 14700.84, "end": 14703.779999999999, "text": " Purple's making an aggressive push up cat scare me a little bit."}, {"start": 14703.779999999999, "end": 14706.56, "text": " They've been killed cat immediately."}, {"start": 14706.56, "end": 14708.96, "text": " I'm going to molly it off to buy us a minute."}, {"start": 14708.96, "end": 14713.88, "text": " Under to mid from B they said."}, {"start": 14713.88, "end": 14718.0, "text": " Under to mid from B."}, {"start": 14718.0, "end": 14721.58, "text": " yesterday i guess they've ran through be three tons"}, {"start": 14721.58, "end": 14725.72, "text": " once the long and they're all can't man"}, {"start": 14725.72, "end": 14732.72, "text": " yeah you can go like tunnels to cat right"}, {"start": 14732.84, "end": 14739.84, "text": " ice icy icy"}, {"start": 14748.0, "end": 14750.0, "text": " Well, that was horrible."}, {"start": 14750.0, "end": 14752.0, "text": " Yeah, that was about it."}, {"start": 14756.0, "end": 14758.0, "text": " Damn, I'm broke!"}, {"start": 14760.0, "end": 14762.0, "text": " I got up. You all on?"}, {"start": 14762.0, "end": 14763.0, "text": " No."}, {"start": 14763.0, "end": 14767.0, "text": " I mean, someone's gotta go up to stop them from winning this round."}, {"start": 14771.0, "end": 14773.0, "text": " Go, go, go!"}, {"start": 14775.0, "end": 14777.0, "text": " Grab my up when I die here."}, {"start": 14778.0, "end": 14785.26, "text": " nobody suicide flash long immediately pivoting along the opt along there's"}, {"start": 14785.26, "end": 14794.52, "text": " just one off I don't saw one there's three long yeah you got it you got a"}, {"start": 14794.52, "end": 14800.52, "text": " flanker I'm dead man it's yellow guess who it is"}, {"start": 14800.52, "end": 14806.52, "text": " They did they did overload me. I got literally got mine. I literally got mine"}, {"start": 14819.76, "end": 14824.640000000001, "text": " Low-key they have two two thousand seven damage. Can we have a real conversation might be the best year"}, {"start": 14825.48, "end": 14827.800000000001, "text": " Might be one of the best years I've ever been alive for"}, {"start": 14827.800000000001, "end": 14843.240000000002, "text": " 2007 2007 pretty good year yeah good ass year man can't disagree oh six was"}, {"start": 14843.240000000002, "end": 14850.28, "text": " better oh six had some motion but oh seven was having him it did it did have"}, {"start": 14850.28, "end": 14855.76, "text": " the fuck-ass writer strike that ruined studio 60 on the sunset strip flash is"}, {"start": 14855.76, "end": 14866.960000000001, "text": " long good reflash long I missed my shot they're all out long long I got a"}, {"start": 14866.960000000001, "end": 14871.76, "text": " record he's relaying the comms to the yes yes yes I'm not just like he's not"}, {"start": 14871.76, "end": 14882.16, "text": " hearing me say long 10 times and then going so it's long correct cat I'll"}, {"start": 14882.16, "end": 14884.960000000001, "text": " just draw a circle over his head I'll just draw a circle around his fucking head"}, {"start": 14884.960000000001, "end": 14886.960000000001, "text": " Whatever"}, {"start": 14888.080000000002, "end": 14892.04, "text": " That was practice has warm-up whoo that ADR course"}, {"start": 14899.320000000002, "end": 14905.04, "text": " Yep get better I mean purple was doing some crazy shit there"}, {"start": 14905.04, "end": 14912.800000000001, "text": " I said y'all suck get better who said that"}, {"start": 14912.800000000001, "end": 14919.800000000001, "text": " right enemy team are top our top fragger that dude is literally like the solo queues solo"}, {"start": 14919.800000000001, "end": 14924.04, "text": " cure I've ever seen in my entire life dude was like as soon as the bomb was planted he"}, {"start": 14924.04, "end": 14930.28, "text": " rotated on shift from the other side like just exclusively concerned about protecting"}, {"start": 14930.28, "end": 14939.960000000001, "text": " his own KDR, not a carry in the fucking world about whether or not we lose the round."}, {"start": 14939.960000000001, "end": 14945.24, "text": " Like imagine structuring your entire strategy around maximizing the chance to be top frag"}, {"start": 14945.24, "end": 14948.2, "text": " for the losing team."}, {"start": 14948.2, "end": 14950.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 14954.04, "end": 14956.04, "text": " Teammate political preferences I"}, {"start": 14958.6, "end": 14964.480000000001, "text": " Mean everyone playing this game is like the 20 and a dude, right? So I just assumed they're like straight-up MAGA"}, {"start": 14966.04, "end": 14968.04, "text": " By a lot of them"}, {"start": 14968.480000000001, "end": 14972.820000000002, "text": " Those guys yesterday definitely not everybody can be 37"}, {"start": 14973.960000000001, "end": 14975.960000000001, "text": " White Canadian and does"}, {"start": 14978.2, "end": 14980.2, "text": " Political opinions of all time."}, {"start": 14983.400000000001, "end": 14989.68, "text": " Jen, how did we get to the how did we get to the Kamala impression yesterday? We had to get there vis-a-vis another impression."}, {"start": 14992.480000000001, "end": 14994.16, "text": " Yeah, but it was like"}, {"start": 14994.16, "end": 14997.36, "text": " We but if when I tried to do it, I couldn't do it"}, {"start": 14997.36, "end": 15000.800000000001, "text": " But someone was like just do the impression like this and then it kind of came out"}, {"start": 15002.960000000001, "end": 15004.560000000001, "text": " Do not come"}, {"start": 15004.56, "end": 15009.439999999999, "text": " It was like, yeah, it was M.M. at Walsh from Blood Simple."}, {"start": 15009.439999999999, "end": 15010.279999999999, "text": " That's right."}, {"start": 15011.279999999999, "end": 15012.68, "text": " If I see him,"}, {"start": 15012.68, "end": 15016.32, "text": " I'll be sure."}, {"start": 15016.32, "end": 15021.32, "text": " I guess the hardest I've ever heard you laugh,"}, {"start": 15024.66, "end": 15027.92, "text": " or at least the fastest you've ever laughed"}, {"start": 15027.92, "end": 15029.92, "text": " at the dumbest shit."}, {"start": 15029.92, "end": 15043.92, "text": " It's so good. It's just like she's here. If I see him, I'll be sure to give him a message."}, {"start": 15043.92, "end": 15044.92, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 15044.92, "end": 15045.92, "text": " Like that?"}, {"start": 15053.92, "end": 15055.92, "text": " Jesus Christ."}, {"start": 15055.92, "end": 15060.92, "text": " even if it's bad you know who it was"}, {"start": 15060.92, "end": 15065.92, "text": " I mean I do now because I was literally prefaced with the impression"}, {"start": 15065.92, "end": 15071.92, "text": " who's doing it?"}, {"start": 15071.92, "end": 15075.92, "text": " they should have called that shit blood complicated"}, {"start": 15075.92, "end": 15079.92, "text": " Corey figured it out though he gave it a four stars I think on Letterbox"}, {"start": 15079.92, "end": 15084.92, "text": " 12 years ago"}, {"start": 15084.92, "end": 15091.88, "text": " Long time I think I probably saw that movie probably six years before letterbox existed as well"}, {"start": 15092.56, "end": 15095.72, "text": " Your ass is probably baked off your fucking gourd too"}, {"start": 15097.36, "end": 15098.86, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15098.86, "end": 15100.86, "text": " Could have been my straight edge era. Oh"}, {"start": 15102.0, "end": 15104.0, "text": " CM punkler"}, {"start": 15104.4, "end": 15106.4, "text": " Sniffing the X's on my knuckles"}, {"start": 15106.72, "end": 15108.72, "text": " No caffeine either. Oh"}, {"start": 15109.16, "end": 15112.2, "text": " No caffeine was chill. Really? I thought that was like"}, {"start": 15112.2, "end": 15118.52, "text": " like, or is it one of those things where it's like only assholes care about the, the caffeine?"}, {"start": 15118.52, "end": 15122.68, "text": " Only assholes are straight edge stuff, you know?"}, {"start": 15122.68, "end": 15124.28, "text": " Can I say something?"}, {"start": 15124.28, "end": 15127.880000000001, "text": " You literally can't be straight edge until you're 20."}, {"start": 15127.880000000001, "end": 15131.480000000001, "text": " If you're 17 and straight edge, you ain't straight edge, you're just a kid."}, {"start": 15131.480000000001, "end": 15132.480000000001, "text": " Let's go."}, {"start": 15132.480000000001, "end": 15134.04, "text": " Alright, this is D rush."}, {"start": 15134.04, "end": 15135.44, "text": " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."}, {"start": 15135.44, "end": 15139.880000000001, "text": " You know, like, everyone was doing like 13."}, {"start": 15139.880000000001, "end": 15146.880000000001, "text": " Not in my school, I went to a school, I'm sure some people were doing drugs, like glue and gas and shit like that, but..."}, {"start": 15147.880000000001, "end": 15149.880000000001, "text": " What are you stopping for?"}, {"start": 15150.880000000001, "end": 15151.880000000001, "text": " Sorry."}, {"start": 15155.880000000001, "end": 15156.880000000001, "text": " Team in flash."}, {"start": 15159.880000000001, "end": 15160.880000000001, "text": " This guy's gun is Lego."}, {"start": 15161.880000000001, "end": 15163.880000000001, "text": " Oh my god, how did I not fucking kill him?"}, {"start": 15169.880000000001, "end": 15171.880000000001, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15172.76, "end": 15175.320000000002, "text": " Literally I did more than a hundred damage anyway"}, {"start": 15175.320000000002, "end": 15181.400000000001, "text": " I love when three people fucking run into apartments and then just stop the stock is crazy"}, {"start": 15181.400000000001, "end": 15186.920000000002, "text": " And then I just I got stuck and died demon mo with the deagle"}, {"start": 15186.92, "end": 15206.04, "text": " I have bomb motherfuckers you go be all you want I wouldn't say hold w I'd say okay we're"}, {"start": 15206.04, "end": 15214.0, "text": " holding w in this piece how did that not hit I don't care about this team right now man"}, {"start": 15214.0, "end": 15219.42, "text": " We can structure a way to make this team win because I can tell you just from the way that they're playing right now"}, {"start": 15219.82, "end": 15224.54, "text": " Green is going to buy up every round that can afford it and go mid when they can't afford it"}, {"start": 15224.54, "end": 15226.54, "text": " They're gonna go scout. So how do we play around?"}, {"start": 15227.26, "end": 15231.78, "text": " We will okay. Well, it's simple. We wait they're gonna buy it if you fucking trust me"}, {"start": 15231.9, "end": 15234.94, "text": " Wait for them to buy scout this round before you buy or load out look at green"}, {"start": 15236.1, "end": 15238.1, "text": " What did he buy what the"}, {"start": 15238.1, "end": 15244.460000000001, "text": " Okay, so now it's simple. We lurk until we see if he gets a pick or he gets picked"}, {"start": 15246.74, "end": 15253.380000000001, "text": " Yeah, if he gets a pick we we overload mid and take a side if he gets picked fuck it"}, {"start": 15253.380000000001, "end": 15255.380000000001, "text": " I guess we just lose around"}, {"start": 15268.1, "end": 15270.76, "text": " Alright, I didn't see this coming."}, {"start": 15270.76, "end": 15271.76, "text": " Connector?"}, {"start": 15271.76, "end": 15272.76, "text": " Good kill."}, {"start": 15272.76, "end": 15278.76, "text": " I've been killed from the connector."}, {"start": 15278.76, "end": 15279.76, "text": " Tapacanya."}, {"start": 15279.76, "end": 15284.24, "text": " Was it smoked or am I stupid?"}, {"start": 15284.24, "end": 15285.84, "text": " No, Khan wasn't smoked."}, {"start": 15285.84, "end": 15286.84, "text": " Window was smoked."}, {"start": 15286.84, "end": 15287.84, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 15287.84, "end": 15290.84, "text": " Well then, it was probably an easy shot."}, {"start": 15290.84, "end": 15291.84, "text": " Oh fuck."}, {"start": 15291.84, "end": 15295.84, "text": " Damn, two on one though."}, {"start": 15295.84, "end": 15297.84, "text": " Held too many"}, {"start": 15302.68, "end": 15306.18, "text": " Blue I'm not trustin blue man. They're too twitchy our rates too high"}, {"start": 15315.84, "end": 15318.64, "text": " Bring me a song to set me free"}, {"start": 15320.08, "end": 15322.08, "text": " Nobody writes some like"}, {"start": 15322.08, "end": 15329.08, "text": " favorite track off of it you're feeling sinister what do you think I'd have to"}, {"start": 15329.08, "end": 15334.6, "text": " look at the track here let me help you stars are tracking fields seeing other"}, {"start": 15334.6, "end": 15338.92, "text": " people me in the major like Dylan in the movies get me away from here I'm dying"}, {"start": 15338.92, "end": 15344.4, "text": " Fox in the snow may fly Judy in the dream of horses if you're feeling"}, {"start": 15344.4, "end": 15352.68, "text": " sinister. I do like if you're feeling sinister. I is a good one. She was into"}, {"start": 15352.68, "end": 15359.279999999999, "text": " SNM in Bible study. Not everyone's cup of tea. She would admit to me."}, {"start": 15362.48, "end": 15369.0, "text": " It's kind of insane to me that you could just like. It's literally top 10."}, {"start": 15369.0, "end": 15373.56, "text": " The tracks were in the wrong order close to the end but literally one of my top"}, {"start": 15373.56, "end": 15380.56, "text": " 10 albums of all time. I love Scotland. Is anyone here from Scotland?"}, {"start": 15385.56, "end": 15388.56, "text": " Anyone in chat from Scotland?"}, {"start": 15392.56, "end": 15393.56, "text": " Stairs?"}, {"start": 15393.56, "end": 15396.56, "text": " Come from anywhere?"}, {"start": 15396.56, "end": 15398.56, "text": " Sounds like jungle?"}, {"start": 15398.56, "end": 15400.56, "text": " Oh, it's a decoy?"}, {"start": 15400.56, "end": 15402.56, "text": " I've been stood in decoy"}, {"start": 15404.72, "end": 15411.18, "text": " Smooth around smooth fucking round actually pisses me off nobody got a fucking kill off my flash because I saw the dude with his hands up"}, {"start": 15413.88, "end": 15417.6, "text": " Yet his hands up to his face like when a streamer eats on stream"}, {"start": 15417.6, "end": 15431.92, "text": " literally all my damages in round one this is a fucking disaster I love I love voice"}, {"start": 15431.92, "end": 15433.44, "text": " comms"}, {"start": 15433.44, "end": 15442.44, "text": " got like a 12 year old who wants to op mid and then you got like a I don't know a 26"}, {"start": 15442.44, "end": 15443.44, "text": " year old stoner"}, {"start": 15443.44, "end": 15448.44, "text": " I'm a smoke, I'm a smoke."}, {"start": 15448.44, "end": 15451.44, "text": " Alright, boy died B."}, {"start": 15458.44, "end": 15459.44, "text": " Faded him."}, {"start": 15459.44, "end": 15460.44, "text": " Flashing out with bomb."}, {"start": 15460.44, "end": 15462.44, "text": " Let's do this chumps."}, {"start": 15464.44, "end": 15465.44, "text": " Con smoke."}, {"start": 15465.44, "end": 15468.44, "text": " Oh shit, there's one waiting there with the deagle, the strongest gun in the game."}, {"start": 15473.44, "end": 15485.04, "text": " was master chief. Oh my god, he's crazy. Yellow got a triple with that eagle, man. That's"}, {"start": 15485.04, "end": 15497.2, "text": " crazy. Have a shit that gets you saying, um,"}, {"start": 15497.2, "end": 15499.2, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15501.54, "end": 15503.54, "text": " Say you never use the one that gets you"}, {"start": 15504.5, "end": 15509.640000000001, "text": " It's funny. They got it not dressed as master chief his name. Maybe they're all dressed as master chief names. Halo"}, {"start": 15511.240000000002, "end": 15514.02, "text": " It's John Halo, bro, John Halo"}, {"start": 15521.36, "end": 15525.52, "text": " Oh shit his name's the whale, okay, wait, I love that"}, {"start": 15527.2, "end": 15534.960000000001, "text": " He was in the guy by a jet ski the other day. Oh, dude rip to the legend not not the wholesome Chungus Brandon Frazier"}, {"start": 15544.36, "end": 15546.36, "text": " He's offing a"}, {"start": 15548.84, "end": 15550.84, "text": " We take those"}, {"start": 15557.2, "end": 15562.0, "text": " Next time Chibu plays Tomodachi, I'm going to his chat and ask when he's going to put"}, {"start": 15562.0, "end": 15563.0, "text": " in the whale."}, {"start": 15563.0, "end": 15564.0, "text": " Oh, shit."}, {"start": 15564.0, "end": 15565.0, "text": " You see that?"}, {"start": 15565.0, "end": 15566.0, "text": " You see that bounce pass?"}, {"start": 15566.0, "end": 15567.0, "text": " Baiting Yuto."}, {"start": 15567.0, "end": 15568.0, "text": " Oh, Caitlyn."}, {"start": 15568.0, "end": 15569.0, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 15569.0, "end": 15570.0, "text": " Mm-hmm."}, {"start": 15570.0, "end": 15582.0, "text": " Okay, they just jumped through, they just went window or something?"}, {"start": 15582.0, "end": 15584.2, "text": " Okay, but then we go back."}, {"start": 15584.2, "end": 15587.2, "text": " Now that we've thrown smoke, will we go back?"}, {"start": 15589.2, "end": 15591.2, "text": " Did you throw smoke at the end of that?"}, {"start": 15591.2, "end": 15592.2, "text": " Yep."}, {"start": 15594.2, "end": 15596.2, "text": " Heard not a heard mid."}, {"start": 15598.2, "end": 15600.2, "text": " Call it a stinky decoy."}, {"start": 15604.2, "end": 15606.2, "text": " What do you think this smoke smells like, man?"}, {"start": 15607.2, "end": 15608.2, "text": " Is it one window?"}, {"start": 15609.2, "end": 15610.2, "text": " Hi Sulfur."}, {"start": 15611.2, "end": 15612.2, "text": " Missed me."}, {"start": 15614.2, "end": 15621.2, "text": " Oh my god, he's crazy, dude."}, {"start": 15621.2, "end": 15626.2, "text": " Oh shit."}, {"start": 15626.2, "end": 15629.800000000001, "text": " I turned away from the flash and still got flashed like crazy."}, {"start": 15629.800000000001, "end": 15635.2, "text": " It literally went off in your hand, to be honest with you."}, {"start": 15635.2, "end": 15637.6, "text": " I guess there's nothing I can do about that."}, {"start": 15637.6, "end": 15641.1, "text": " No vorage."}, {"start": 15641.1, "end": 15642.1, "text": " Envourish?"}, {"start": 15647.1, "end": 15649.1, "text": " I'll not buy any shit."}, {"start": 15650.1, "end": 15653.1, "text": " Smoke window, Nova rush down fucking mid."}, {"start": 15653.1, "end": 15655.1, "text": " Wait for the smoke to bloom."}, {"start": 15665.1, "end": 15666.1, "text": " One connected."}, {"start": 15671.1, "end": 15672.1, "text": " Get him."}, {"start": 15673.1, "end": 15675.1, "text": " Get him, chums. Flash out. Chibli flash."}, {"start": 15683.1, "end": 15686.1, "text": " What the... it hit him in the Raybanks. It hit him in the Raybanks."}, {"start": 15686.1, "end": 15688.1, "text": " This will literally work. Aggression will literally work."}, {"start": 15694.1, "end": 15695.1, "text": " It's a decoy. It's a decoy."}, {"start": 15695.1, "end": 15697.1, "text": " He does keep looking at it. He's scared of it."}, {"start": 15701.1, "end": 15703.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15704.300000000001, "end": 15709.380000000001, "text": " Got me better than me. He's better than me. He's better than me and fuck mirage better than me"}, {"start": 15713.26, "end": 15715.460000000001, "text": " I got away so fast Nova Rush"}, {"start": 15717.82, "end": 15722.9, "text": " You really want to do a Nova Rush, but we're getting our asses beat better do something"}, {"start": 15725.78, "end": 15727.78, "text": " It works if you get kills"}, {"start": 15731.1, "end": 15734.18, "text": " I'm just trying to do some like 10-inch your plays, you know"}, {"start": 15737.140000000001, "end": 15741.9, "text": " Also, I'm gonna tell your chat my profile picture is not Steven Miller"}, {"start": 15741.9, "end": 15744.460000000001, "text": " You could just change it. They ask it every day"}, {"start": 15749.1, "end": 15752.02, "text": " Brungle smoked off I'm going in"}, {"start": 15754.86, "end": 15756.86, "text": " Close left"}, {"start": 15761.1, "end": 15763.1, "text": " I"}, {"start": 15765.1, "end": 15768.4, "text": " Play at the bomb play at the bomb blue blue bomb bomb"}, {"start": 15773.02, "end": 15775.02, "text": " Dude was on top of stairs"}, {"start": 15777.26, "end": 15779.26, "text": " Well, good shot"}, {"start": 15781.34, "end": 15783.34, "text": " On last time"}, {"start": 15783.34, "end": 15793.34, "text": " Yeah. Take us up. Take us up."}, {"start": 15793.34, "end": 15801.34, "text": " Oh, we already did. Let's go."}, {"start": 15801.34, "end": 15812.34, "text": " You smelled it. Should have never given me up, bro."}, {"start": 15812.34, "end": 15826.66, "text": " to have a nova as your secondary if you have op though windows clear one is in"}, {"start": 15826.66, "end": 15832.98, "text": " window one crossed window to bait us"}, {"start": 15832.98, "end": 15839.1, "text": " some some guy with the speech impediment trying to see tomatoes"}, {"start": 15839.1, "end": 15844.14, "text": " we're smoking history just dropped on connector my bad"}, {"start": 15844.14, "end": 15847.98, "text": " baby cat cat cat"}, {"start": 15847.98, "end": 15854.619999999999, "text": " it was my fault how the fuck is he so good"}, {"start": 15854.619999999999, "end": 15860.02, "text": " with the P90 bro they got mad they got mad he's so good with the P90"}, {"start": 15860.02, "end": 15865.02, "text": " That gun was cursed man. I was getting chased by like malevolent spirits and shit."}, {"start": 15865.02, "end": 15867.02, "text": " Nova rush maybe?"}, {"start": 15868.02, "end": 15869.02, "text": " Sure."}, {"start": 15871.02, "end": 15872.02, "text": " Where are we rushing?"}, {"start": 15872.02, "end": 15873.02, "text": " I don't know."}, {"start": 15875.02, "end": 15880.02, "text": " I don't like this map. I think this map gets all the heat that they should be given to dust."}, {"start": 15885.02, "end": 15888.02, "text": " Everyone's like, dust sucks so much. I love playing it, but dust sucks."}, {"start": 15888.02, "end": 15894.880000000001, "text": " This is the map that I'm like this map fucking sucks, bro, I used to like Mirage now and I'm liking it less I"}, {"start": 15897.98, "end": 15899.98, "text": " Think it's just it's very CT-sided"}, {"start": 15904.1, "end": 15906.1, "text": " You got me"}, {"start": 15906.1, "end": 15921.460000000001, "text": " Yeah, you really time that Justin like the last keystroke on that bomb"}, {"start": 15926.26, "end": 15930.300000000001, "text": " We got this y'all, you know, I'm broke. I got up"}, {"start": 15931.94, "end": 15933.94, "text": " I'm surprised"}, {"start": 15934.9, "end": 15938.480000000001, "text": " These guys are really good. They are they're owning us"}, {"start": 15942.12, "end": 15947.800000000001, "text": " Just smoke mid window and a split B split every round. What is that? What is a split slash B split mean?"}, {"start": 15947.800000000001, "end": 15949.94, "text": " Does that mean choose one or does that mean do both?"}, {"start": 15954.74, "end": 15961.02, "text": " One jump the window oh my god bottom mid"}, {"start": 15963.94, "end": 15970.94, "text": " certified pen in your place"}, {"start": 15975.42, "end": 15978.720000000001, "text": " one's going palace, that's our guy never mind"}, {"start": 15978.720000000001, "end": 15985.720000000001, "text": " that's you, that's me bro"}, {"start": 15985.720000000001, "end": 15990.4, "text": " forgot me"}, {"start": 15990.4, "end": 15993.4, "text": " another offer"}, {"start": 15993.4, "end": 15997.56, "text": " Hard to be the op when you miss the first shot and then"}, {"start": 15998.96, "end": 16002.199999999999, "text": " all 14 mates have died by the time you get to the position."}, {"start": 16002.199999999999, "end": 16005.16, "text": " So you're kind of like, what am I gonna do?"}, {"start": 16007.56, "end": 16009.56, "text": " I don't know what I'm gonna do."}, {"start": 16011.96, "end": 16013.96, "text": " Come on, come on, let's go."}, {"start": 16023.4, "end": 16025.4, "text": " Good news is you might be done in time for another one."}, {"start": 16028.6, "end": 16029.1, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 16033.1, "end": 16035.1, "text": " Oh my god, op on stairs."}, {"start": 16037.0, "end": 16037.8, "text": " Just me, huh?"}, {"start": 16037.800000000001, "end": 16052.320000000002, "text": " The"}, {"start": 16052.320000000002, "end": 16055.560000000001, "text": " steps everywhere man."}, {"start": 16055.560000000001, "end": 16060.920000000002, "text": " Fuck ass grape."}, {"start": 16060.920000000002, "end": 16065.44, "text": " Yeah I know where I'm going."}, {"start": 16065.44, "end": 16067.560000000001, "text": " They know I'm not very good."}, {"start": 16067.56, "end": 16073.56, "text": " Yeah, what I was going to say is so they're going to rush me so I can afford to get to that window."}, {"start": 16077.56, "end": 16078.56, "text": " I got no words of advice."}, {"start": 16078.56, "end": 16080.56, "text": " I added some extra damage that time though."}, {"start": 16081.56, "end": 16084.56, "text": " I can pass green. That's my goal right now. I can pass green."}, {"start": 16090.56, "end": 16091.56, "text": " Let's get a grenade."}, {"start": 16091.56, "end": 16095.199999999999, "text": " I mean, it's a great game."}, {"start": 16095.199999999999, "end": 16101.56, "text": " Cyber shell, holy shit, low key, 250 is better than 57."}, {"start": 16101.56, "end": 16102.56, "text": " B250?"}, {"start": 16102.56, "end": 16103.56, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16103.56, "end": 16114.06, "text": " I don't think it's A. What was that for, Green?"}, {"start": 16114.06, "end": 16115.56, "text": " What was that for?"}, {"start": 16115.56, "end": 16121.72, "text": " Holy crap, this guy is losing his mind."}, {"start": 16121.72, "end": 16123.439999999999, "text": " One top mid."}, {"start": 16123.439999999999, "end": 16129.16, "text": " They planted the bomb on the B site."}, {"start": 16129.16, "end": 16130.68, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16130.68, "end": 16131.68, "text": " Dude."}, {"start": 16131.68, "end": 16133.119999999999, "text": " The guy does not miss."}, {"start": 16133.119999999999, "end": 16134.119999999999, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 16134.119999999999, "end": 16135.119999999999, "text": " How does this keep happening?"}, {"start": 16135.119999999999, "end": 16136.119999999999, "text": " I was in a gunfight."}, {"start": 16136.119999999999, "end": 16138.039999999999, "text": " It's not like I was not playing aggressive."}, {"start": 16138.04, "end": 16156.28, "text": " I have 63 damage. I'm coming for you, green. I'm coming for you."}, {"start": 16156.28, "end": 16163.800000000001, "text": " There's literally smurfing, so I'm not even sweating this."}, {"start": 16163.800000000001, "end": 16182.04, "text": " to get him next time."}, {"start": 16182.04, "end": 16183.560000000001, "text": " Bomb has shown itself, eh?"}, {"start": 16183.560000000001, "end": 16185.320000000002, "text": " Yeah, nothing, nothing being..."}, {"start": 16185.320000000002, "end": 16191.68, "text": " They're all about AK, Karen, too, huh?"}, {"start": 16191.68, "end": 16192.68, "text": " More damage for me?"}, {"start": 16192.68, "end": 16193.68, "text": " Literally a win for me?"}, {"start": 16193.68, "end": 16195.44, "text": " I did damage."}, {"start": 16195.44, "end": 16197.720000000001, "text": " Interesting, the first time I've ever seen stream snipers"}, {"start": 16197.720000000001, "end": 16199.48, "text": " who are stream sniping from not girls,"}, {"start": 16199.48, "end": 16201.52, "text": " where I go, because they're scared of me."}, {"start": 16201.52, "end": 16203.02, "text": " And my nose looks like."}, {"start": 16209.02, "end": 16209.86, "text": " Crazy, man."}, {"start": 16211.12, "end": 16212.62, "text": " They got a sandwich, man."}, {"start": 16214.36, "end": 16215.720000000001, "text": " Oh, there's a banana now."}, {"start": 16215.720000000001, "end": 16217.76, "text": " Damn, making me hungry."}, {"start": 16219.24, "end": 16220.2, "text": " Sandwich banana."}, {"start": 16220.2, "end": 16229.880000000001, "text": " Oh shit green green are you tired that's crazy you got the momentum though"}, {"start": 16229.880000000001, "end": 16234.52, "text": " 100% get picked"}, {"start": 16234.52, "end": 16236.52, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16238.92, "end": 16240.92, "text": " We're solo on one apps"}, {"start": 16242.68, "end": 16244.68, "text": " On a brother"}, {"start": 16246.36, "end": 16248.640000000001, "text": " Two apps two apps a thousand in the apartments"}, {"start": 16248.640000000001, "end": 16265.680000000002, "text": " I'm the highest value you till of all time."}, {"start": 16265.680000000002, "end": 16275.320000000002, "text": " I think I heard seven different burns go off."}, {"start": 16275.320000000002, "end": 16276.320000000002, "text": " He's playing to the speed."}, {"start": 16276.320000000002, "end": 16277.320000000002, "text": " You gotta respect that."}, {"start": 16277.32, "end": 16291.32, "text": " He won with one HP after getting burned down to one holy shit, man."}, {"start": 16291.32, "end": 16298.84, "text": " I got a time again so he clutches up."}, {"start": 16298.84, "end": 16301.64, "text": " I hit three of them with one grenade in there."}, {"start": 16301.640000000001, "end": 16303.640000000001, "text": " Apartment grenade is good"}, {"start": 16304.920000000002, "end": 16306.920000000002, "text": " It's all you"}, {"start": 16313.080000000002, "end": 16315.080000000002, "text": " You will flash"}, {"start": 16317.52, "end": 16321.080000000002, "text": " Demon mom they're out ramp apparently"}, {"start": 16325.840000000002, "end": 16329.960000000001, "text": " What do we do we not have we had smokes we had smokes on ramp man"}, {"start": 16331.640000000001, "end": 16333.640000000001, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16341.640000000001, "end": 16344.2, "text": " My god, I can't shoot for shit right now, man"}, {"start": 16346.12, "end": 16350.52, "text": " Also, how is he moving so much while shooting my he's counter strafing"}, {"start": 16352.840000000002, "end": 16354.840000000002, "text": " They're Dan's"}, {"start": 16355.820000000002, "end": 16357.820000000002, "text": " You should be able to buy four flashes"}, {"start": 16357.82, "end": 16362.699999999999, "text": " Oh no, fucking green's coming for me now, green heard your shit."}, {"start": 16362.699999999999, "end": 16364.74, "text": " Oh shit, I gotta have a big round man."}, {"start": 16364.74, "end": 16369.66, "text": " That's my bad, I thought our teammates threw smoke, I assumed it was like a cover and angle,"}, {"start": 16369.66, "end": 16373.3, "text": " but instead it just kind of blew up in the middle of spawn, and I got shot in the middle"}, {"start": 16373.3, "end": 16377.699999999999, "text": " of sight, I got shot in the back."}, {"start": 16377.699999999999, "end": 16378.699999999999, "text": " Ugoflash."}, {"start": 16378.699999999999, "end": 16382.3, "text": " What's a bugle flash?"}, {"start": 16382.3, "end": 16384.14, "text": " A two-tapper."}, {"start": 16384.14, "end": 16386.739999999998, "text": " Footsteps A. Lots of footsteps A."}, {"start": 16386.74, "end": 16396.74, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 16396.74, "end": 16412.74, "text": " The mixer at that time, that time we went 4B."}, {"start": 16412.74, "end": 16414.74, "text": " The terrorists win."}, {"start": 16416.74, "end": 16418.74, "text": " That's a terrible game."}, {"start": 16419.74, "end": 16426.74, "text": " You know, if you type fast enough, if you type GG, the first G makes it look like you're saying gay to all."}, {"start": 16430.74, "end": 16431.74, "text": " See? Watch this."}, {"start": 16432.74, "end": 16435.74, "text": " Doesn't it look like the first G makes it say gay to all?"}, {"start": 16435.74, "end": 16437.74, "text": " I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying."}, {"start": 16437.74, "end": 16444.22, "text": " I see what you're saying because it says say to all but then you replace the s with the g"}, {"start": 16446.54, "end": 16453.18, "text": " Yeah, you got one more in you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean this has been a fucking disaster man"}, {"start": 16456.980000000003, "end": 16461.34, "text": " There's some trail mix or something that was a terrible that was a terrible game"}, {"start": 16461.34, "end": 16464.620000000003, "text": " I feel like those guys were not the ranked that they were"}, {"start": 16467.74, "end": 16483.66, "text": " Chad, why are you doing it on Yeti and Chad, what'd they do?"}, {"start": 16483.66, "end": 16490.820000000003, "text": " I think Yeti's an interesting idea."}, {"start": 16490.820000000003, "end": 16495.980000000003, "text": " They gotta give themselves a little more time."}, {"start": 16495.98, "end": 16498.48, "text": " They got a bloom a little bit more slowly."}, {"start": 16498.48, "end": 16499.48, "text": " You know what I mean?"}, {"start": 16499.48, "end": 16502.98, "text": " Oh, he mistyped and said he was Magga."}, {"start": 16502.98, "end": 16503.98, "text": " Woo."}, {"start": 16503.98, "end": 16508.98, "text": " Oops, typo."}, {"start": 16508.98, "end": 16522.98, "text": " Very unfortunate typo."}, {"start": 16522.98, "end": 16524.98, "text": " Can't stop winning."}, {"start": 16524.98, "end": 16526.98, "text": " Who's that?"}, {"start": 16526.98, "end": 16534.98, "text": " He meant Mala."}, {"start": 16534.98, "end": 16548.98, "text": " I'll say it, Mala-Tongue kind of legit."}, {"start": 16548.98, "end": 16550.98, "text": " Molotov great"}, {"start": 16554.52, "end": 16556.42, "text": " It does piss me off though when I go to a place"}, {"start": 16556.42, "end": 16563.54, "text": " That's like a Molotov hot pot and I get it and it's just spicy as fuck. Mmm. And there's no tingle. Yeah, no no no"}, {"start": 16568.54, "end": 16572.96, "text": " What's your big way order usually put too many meatballs in it at first"}, {"start": 16575.62, "end": 16578.579999999998, "text": " Overloaded with cabbage at the end. I'm a number one spicy"}, {"start": 16578.98, "end": 16586.98, "text": " signature Roth guy. How spicy you get it though. Two chili peppers. Yeah me too. I got it I got it"}, {"start": 16586.98, "end": 16591.86, "text": " more than that once and I was like it's still edible but it's like a little bit too uncountable."}, {"start": 16591.86, "end": 16598.42, "text": " That's a real question how much is your order on average? I don't know like 34 dollars. 26 months."}, {"start": 16601.62, "end": 16606.579999999998, "text": " I get the garlic sausage I put too much in that shit. And then you're like why the fuck did I"}, {"start": 16606.58, "end": 16607.7, "text": " I had the shrimp cake."}, {"start": 16607.7, "end": 16609.940000000002, "text": " Yeah, why did I want you?"}, {"start": 16609.940000000002, "end": 16611.260000000002, "text": " Tofu, what am I thinking?"}, {"start": 16611.260000000002, "end": 16613.300000000003, "text": " It's just pure weight."}, {"start": 16613.300000000003, "end": 16616.38, "text": " What's up, Bogan Mirage, man?"}, {"start": 16616.38, "end": 16618.620000000003, "text": " Oh, fuck, well, we should have banned Mirage."}, {"start": 16618.620000000003, "end": 16619.5, "text": " We had an opportunity."}, {"start": 16619.5, "end": 16620.260000000002, "text": " Don't blame me."}, {"start": 16620.260000000002, "end": 16622.140000000003, "text": " I voted against Mirage."}, {"start": 16622.140000000003, "end": 16623.260000000002, "text": " Oh, I wasn't paying attention."}, {"start": 16631.74, "end": 16633.100000000002, "text": " Hi, Grag."}, {"start": 16633.100000000002, "end": 16634.100000000002, "text": " I banned Dust."}, {"start": 16634.1, "end": 16637.78, "text": " I thought we were voting for the one that we wanted to play."}, {"start": 16637.78, "end": 16638.78, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16638.78, "end": 16646.78, "text": " Hahaha."}, {"start": 16646.78, "end": 16647.78, "text": " Brush?"}, {"start": 16647.78, "end": 16648.78, "text": " Mhm."}, {"start": 16648.78, "end": 16649.78, "text": " Mhm."}, {"start": 16649.78, "end": 16650.78, "text": " What's up?"}, {"start": 16650.78, "end": 16651.78, "text": " Not much man."}, {"start": 16651.78, "end": 16653.78, "text": " What's up with you?"}, {"start": 16653.78, "end": 16659.219999999998, "text": " I'm talking to the guy in chat."}, {"start": 16659.219999999998, "end": 16660.219999999998, "text": " Hahaha."}, {"start": 16660.219999999998, "end": 16661.219999999998, "text": " No guy?"}, {"start": 16661.219999999998, "end": 16662.219999999998, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 16662.22, "end": 16679.920000000002, "text": " yeah he's the one guy talking right now the team though they're all be they're"}, {"start": 16679.920000000002, "end": 16683.000000000004, "text": " I'll be I told you guys I told you"}, {"start": 16693.4, "end": 16695.4, "text": " Fucker man"}, {"start": 16699.160000000003, "end": 16701.160000000003, "text": " Oh"}, {"start": 16702.84, "end": 16704.120000000003, "text": " Dancing"}, {"start": 16704.120000000003, "end": 16705.800000000003, "text": " Holy shit, we can do this"}, {"start": 16705.8, "end": 16711.44, "text": " That was a classic example of like you get killed because the guy has 15,000 rank"}, {"start": 16711.44, "end": 16714.76, "text": " And then you watch him fight somebody else and he's like he can't even shoot the gun"}, {"start": 16716.0, "end": 16723.92, "text": " I've never seen a more balanced team on like a closer in rank team than ours is right now. Oh shit. You're not wrong"}, {"start": 16726.76, "end": 16729.16, "text": " He said let's go be again damn"}, {"start": 16729.88, "end": 16732.88, "text": " No, but rush maybe no no no no no go away go away"}, {"start": 16732.88, "end": 16736.88, "text": " That's what he said. No, no, no, no, no, no, go away."}, {"start": 16742.88, "end": 16744.88, "text": " He's yelling in blue to go away."}, {"start": 16744.88, "end": 16745.88, "text": " I'm blue, man."}, {"start": 16745.88, "end": 16746.88, "text": " Fuck. Fuck."}, {"start": 16746.88, "end": 16749.88, "text": " I'm blue and I'm fucking confused in the comms."}, {"start": 16754.88, "end": 16756.88, "text": " Oh, yep, that's good."}, {"start": 16786.88, "end": 16791.08, "text": " Let's see, you got a Kamala impression?"}, {"start": 16791.08, "end": 16800.0, "text": " Dude, smoke circle, Kamala, Trump, obviously, Theo Vaughn, Assam Piker."}, {"start": 16800.0, "end": 16807.88, "text": " Could be a fucking vibe, man, maybe we could hash this shit out."}, {"start": 16807.88, "end": 16812.0, "text": " Okay, they're just killing each other on the team, I love it."}, {"start": 16812.0, "end": 16814.4, "text": " Or it's hell bro you go flash"}, {"start": 16818.18, "end": 16820.18, "text": " Jungle jungle is dead"}, {"start": 16821.44, "end": 16823.96, "text": " I'm playing ten inch your mom con con con con"}, {"start": 16828.92, "end": 16830.92, "text": " Okay, you want to go again"}, {"start": 16833.44, "end": 16839.98, "text": " You want to play one more let's go. Yeah, dude easiest 300 points. Yes"}, {"start": 16842.0, "end": 16844.0, "text": " I"}, {"start": 16844.2, "end": 16847.76, "text": " Don't fuck happen there. Okay. We got to make sure to vote against mirage. Mm-hmm"}, {"start": 16850.48, "end": 16852.48, "text": " That is a nightmare blunt rotation I"}, {"start": 16854.16, "end": 16856.72, "text": " Think it'd be okay as long as you said like no politics"}, {"start": 16864.12, "end": 16866.12, "text": " Son wouldn't even be able to talk"}, {"start": 16866.8, "end": 16869.48, "text": " That's who you have a problem with in the in the Kamala"}, {"start": 16869.48, "end": 16874.02, "text": " Theo, Theo, he would like, he'd be telling some like fucked up stories about his like"}, {"start": 16874.02, "end": 16875.02, "text": " uncles or something."}, {"start": 16875.02, "end": 16879.94, "text": " In the Kamala Trump Theo Von Hassan smoke circle, you got a problem with Hassan."}, {"start": 16879.94, "end": 16880.94, "text": " I didn't hear Trump."}, {"start": 16880.94, "end": 16885.42, "text": " I didn't hear Trump."}, {"start": 16885.42, "end": 16888.78, "text": " I didn't hear Trump."}, {"start": 16888.78, "end": 16889.78, "text": " No."}, {"start": 16889.78, "end": 16898.7, "text": " Yeah, Theo would have to carry."}, {"start": 16898.7, "end": 16903.34, "text": " politics well probably damn Kamala would smoke all the weed before it even"}, {"start": 16903.34, "end": 16908.66, "text": " got around the circle why is that well doesn't she love cannabis or does she"}, {"start": 16908.66, "end": 16914.18, "text": " hate cannabis when she like the DA for California I feel like she's probably"}, {"start": 16914.18, "end": 16918.74, "text": " yeah which means she smokes it but she puts people in prison for smoking it"}, {"start": 16918.74, "end": 16924.34, "text": " right true the classic hypocrite"}, {"start": 16954.34, "end": 16958.22, "text": " my tail in four parts. A life machine."}, {"start": 16958.22, "end": 16960.72, "text": " of stories. You do machine."}, {"start": 16960.72, "end": 16965.98, "text": " in my way. Remember those guys?"}, {"start": 16965.98, "end": 16971.12, "text": " Yes. Very. I've had email"}, {"start": 16971.12, "end": 16972.5, "text": " correspondence with many of them."}, {"start": 16972.5, "end": 16978.62, "text": " I wonder what they're up to. I haven't"}, {"start": 16978.62, "end": 16980.94, "text": " I've talked to many of them recently."}, {"start": 16992.26, "end": 16993.579999999998, "text": " Except."}, {"start": 16993.579999999998, "end": 16998.579999999998, "text": " Except me and the dude who did Christopher Walk in Place,"}, {"start": 17000.1, "end": 17005.1, "text": " Amnesia, have a once a week rap session, just chop it up."}, {"start": 17008.62, "end": 17015.62, "text": " I don't know. I don't know."}, {"start": 17015.62, "end": 17020.62, "text": " I'm smart. I'm smart. Yeah."}, {"start": 17020.62, "end": 17027.62, "text": " Oh, and then they ban ancient. Yeah, they can ban ancient."}, {"start": 17027.62, "end": 17032.62, "text": " I don't hate ancient."}, {"start": 17032.62, "end": 17034.62, "text": " why mirage"}, {"start": 17048.82, "end": 17056.14, "text": " I'm sorry, I hate people who vote against dust too. I hate them. I hate them. I hate because you know, they're a YouTube video watcher"}, {"start": 17057.5, "end": 17059.5, "text": " Cory again you"}, {"start": 17089.5, "end": 17097.82, "text": " someone boss my whole fucking life I've been a man guy what's up man hey how's"}, {"start": 17097.82, "end": 17103.06, "text": " it going man yeah I'm a man or a dude guy for sure you think if I met someone"}, {"start": 17103.06, "end": 17106.26, "text": " for the first time I could get away with just being a boss guy because I"}, {"start": 17106.26, "end": 17110.06, "text": " recently changed what kind of guy I am I'm no longer a wave when someone does"}, {"start": 17110.06, "end": 17114.46, "text": " something nice in traffic I'm like I'm a peace sign guy and it felt like my"}, {"start": 17114.46, "end": 17118.78, "text": " heart rate got quickened the first few times I did it but now it just feels"}, {"start": 17118.78, "end": 17122.739999999998, "text": " normal they don't know you're doing a"}, {"start": 17122.739999999998, "end": 17126.739999999998, "text": " piece of oh I believe in the good in"}, {"start": 17126.739999999998, "end": 17127.899999999998, "text": " everyone bro"}, {"start": 17127.899999999998, "end": 17128.82, "text": " I mean they probably just think you're"}, {"start": 17128.82, "end": 17133.899999999998, "text": " putting your hand up kind of tough"}, {"start": 17133.899999999998, "end": 17137.379999999997, "text": " because I got one hand in my pocket on"}, {"start": 17137.379999999997, "end": 17138.62, "text": " your smoking cigarette the other one's"}, {"start": 17138.62, "end": 17141.82, "text": " playing a motherfucking piano shouldn't do"}, {"start": 17141.82, "end": 17144.739999999998, "text": " that while driving it's literally on my"}, {"start": 17144.74, "end": 17154.260000000002, "text": " phone. Damn! We run these streets, we run these streets. Uh, it's garbage actually."}, {"start": 17154.260000000002, "end": 17160.260000000002, "text": " Oh! He shot the gun out of the air! Am I crazy or did he shoot the gun out of the"}, {"start": 17160.260000000002, "end": 17166.9, "text": " motherfucking air when I threw it? Chad, you gotta tell me what happened. Did you see that?"}, {"start": 17166.9, "end": 17180.72, "text": " I was drunk but I'm sober yes I'm cruel but I'm kind yes baby"}, {"start": 17180.72, "end": 17193.56, "text": " Koi yes decoy oh we had this guy on our team before too I'd never forget that"}, {"start": 17193.56, "end": 17200.88, "text": " name. Where they at? Where they at? Catwalk. They're on the catwalk like"}, {"start": 17200.88, "end": 17209.280000000002, "text": " bright shed Fred. This guy's no no no no that he's either cheating or he's"}, {"start": 17209.280000000002, "end": 17220.68, "text": " insane with the eagle. That did not happen. Be careful his beagle seems to be"}, {"start": 17220.68, "end": 17222.68, "text": " Magnetic"}, {"start": 17228.44, "end": 17232.44, "text": " They were 2v1 anyway, yeah, they're gonna be"}, {"start": 17234.64, "end": 17237.62, "text": " And that was three crazy shots yes"}, {"start": 17238.84, "end": 17243.28, "text": " And it wasn't like we lined up like we were all in different spots"}, {"start": 17244.44, "end": 17249.1, "text": " This oh shit. He's got the dreams and nightmares man. Maybe you took it off my body now. I'd say"}, {"start": 17250.68, "end": 17256.36, "text": " I couldn't hit that shit literally toggled to the void suspicion"}, {"start": 17263.0, "end": 17268.56, "text": " I lit on the other team billion koyangi mentioned for you listen to our Iran yet"}, {"start": 17270.56, "end": 17276.78, "text": " Who listen to BTS new album are around yet. No, that won't be played when in a different direction with this one"}, {"start": 17276.78, "end": 17283.379999999997, "text": " Yeah, not not so danceable. It's not as it's not as bubblegum boy bands"}, {"start": 17284.579999999998, "end": 17290.739999999998, "text": " They got a couple songs kind of got like a get a little trap beat to them. It's a little it's a little out of the pocket"}, {"start": 17300.46, "end": 17302.46, "text": " We called out cat for me"}, {"start": 17303.86, "end": 17305.86, "text": " Yeah"}, {"start": 17305.86, "end": 17317.18, "text": " double door what excuse me he literally okay so first one guy's hacking with aim"}, {"start": 17317.18, "end": 17323.02, "text": " hack and then the other guy his head doesn't explode when I shoot it that's"}, {"start": 17323.02, "end": 17325.02, "text": " anyone"}, {"start": 17337.18, "end": 17339.18, "text": " Joker guys"}, {"start": 17341.3, "end": 17343.86, "text": " Todd what the fuck Todd"}, {"start": 17345.94, "end": 17348.36, "text": " God I can't wait for CT side men"}, {"start": 17349.22, "end": 17352.06, "text": " They got to make a movie about CT side dust to"}, {"start": 17353.02, "end": 17355.02, "text": " Ha ha ha ha"}, {"start": 17359.56, "end": 17362.34, "text": " Dude did jump headshot a guy with the AK"}, {"start": 17368.48, "end": 17370.48, "text": " Let's go out long"}, {"start": 17373.3, "end": 17380.2, "text": " Todd said he was feeling himself on that one damn I love that for you, oh gee"}, {"start": 17383.02, "end": 17386.02, "text": " I'm buying some Sephora."}, {"start": 17386.02, "end": 17387.52, "text": " Buying some Sephora?"}, {"start": 17387.52, "end": 17388.52, "text": " Yeah, I heard that."}, {"start": 17388.52, "end": 17392.52, "text": " I think he said I'm buying some Sephora."}, {"start": 17392.52, "end": 17393.02, "text": " Mogged."}, {"start": 17398.02, "end": 17398.52, "text": " Fuck it, bro."}, {"start": 17398.52, "end": 17401.52, "text": " Seems like I should be running cat every time."}, {"start": 17401.52, "end": 17402.52, "text": " What a shot."}, {"start": 17405.52, "end": 17406.52, "text": " Where's the bomb?"}, {"start": 17409.52, "end": 17411.52, "text": " Looks like I died with it."}, {"start": 17411.52, "end": 17412.52, "text": " Epic blunders."}, {"start": 17413.02, "end": 17431.3, "text": " I think I got to wait till like next Tuesday."}, {"start": 17431.3, "end": 17434.420000000002, "text": " Don't say that if someone pulls up the stream and they're watching or they're playing in"}, {"start": 17434.420000000002, "end": 17435.74, "text": " our game, it's curtains."}, {"start": 17435.74, "end": 17436.74, "text": " Nobody says curtains anymore."}, {"start": 17436.74, "end": 17439.82, "text": " That's like some 1951 shit."}, {"start": 17439.82, "end": 17440.82, "text": " Nobody says that shit."}, {"start": 17440.82, "end": 17442.82, "text": " that's kind of sick though"}, {"start": 17442.82, "end": 17444.82, "text": " nobody says it's curtainless man"}, {"start": 17444.82, "end": 17446.82, "text": " nobody said that since like the fucking"}, {"start": 17446.82, "end": 17448.82, "text": " eisenhower administration"}, {"start": 17448.82, "end": 17450.82, "text": " you're cutting me off from the"}, {"start": 17450.82, "end": 17452.82, "text": " casco parking lot that's kaitens"}, {"start": 17452.82, "end": 17454.82, "text": " 1951"}, {"start": 17454.82, "end": 17456.82, "text": " casco would be crazy"}, {"start": 17456.82, "end": 17458.82, "text": " oh my smoke, what the fuck did my smoke go?"}, {"start": 17458.82, "end": 17460.82, "text": " it's just gone"}, {"start": 17460.82, "end": 17462.82, "text": " watch this"}, {"start": 17464.82, "end": 17466.82, "text": " that time we did line up for him"}, {"start": 17466.82, "end": 17468.82, "text": " oh my god"}, {"start": 17470.82, "end": 17473.62, "text": " He aced us."}, {"start": 17473.62, "end": 17474.32, "text": " He aced us."}, {"start": 17477.94, "end": 17479.04, "text": " I missed."}, {"start": 17479.04, "end": 17481.44, "text": " Well, like, where was the smoke going?"}, {"start": 17481.44, "end": 17482.88, "text": " Was it going mid?"}, {"start": 17482.88, "end": 17485.04, "text": " Yeah, I don't think that would have changed that much,"}, {"start": 17485.04, "end": 17485.82, "text": " to be honest."}, {"start": 17485.82, "end": 17487.02, "text": " No, they wouldn't have."}, {"start": 17490.28, "end": 17494.92, "text": " I know 1951 Costco is like probably in the top 10 most"}, {"start": 17495.98, "end": 17498.92, "text": " chad GPT generated screenshots of all time."}, {"start": 17498.920000000002, "end": 17508.120000000003, "text": " They're always putting shit like, what if Costco existed in 1951?"}, {"start": 17508.120000000003, "end": 17510.68, "text": " Popeye movies starring Stanley Tucci."}, {"start": 17510.68, "end": 17516.600000000002, "text": " Got my small mist again, what the fuck."}, {"start": 17516.600000000002, "end": 17517.600000000002, "text": " I got 17 health."}, {"start": 17517.600000000002, "end": 17518.600000000002, "text": " I'll enter."}, {"start": 17518.600000000002, "end": 17519.600000000002, "text": " Got him into me."}, {"start": 17519.600000000002, "end": 17520.600000000002, "text": " I'm throwing a flashback."}, {"start": 17520.600000000002, "end": 17521.600000000002, "text": " Good try, Corey."}, {"start": 17521.600000000002, "end": 17522.600000000002, "text": " Good try."}, {"start": 17522.600000000002, "end": 17524.600000000002, "text": " I"}, {"start": 17526.52, "end": 17529.480000000003, "text": " Try Corey to try just flashbangs didn't work. I"}, {"start": 17531.800000000003, "end": 17537.24, "text": " Do I have an issue with one of our teammates and it's the teammate who sees you and me go in and die and then"}, {"start": 17538.04, "end": 17540.04, "text": " Walks in right after"}, {"start": 17541.2, "end": 17548.120000000003, "text": " Like they they go, oh two people died at that exact angle. Let me give me a second and then I'm gonna push it"}, {"start": 17548.12, "end": 17554.28, "text": " Don't say that's me. That's not me. That's not I'm the guy who just goes in and gets shot"}, {"start": 17561.879999999997, "end": 17567.079999999998, "text": " Yeah, I followed around those I got nothing my neck it boy"}, {"start": 17571.52, "end": 17573.68, "text": " All bullets do the same damage in the dark"}, {"start": 17578.879999999997, "end": 17580.879999999997, "text": " Up or down?"}, {"start": 17593.84, "end": 17595.84, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 17597.36, "end": 17600.28, "text": " Going down? Good. Oh shit. I"}, {"start": 17601.68, "end": 17606.719999999998, "text": " Kind of souls on our team is also the enemy team is fucking they're on some shit. Okay. Can I say that?"}, {"start": 17606.72, "end": 17609.08, "text": " I'm not saying they're cheating. They're on some shit"}, {"start": 17614.7, "end": 17620.48, "text": " They do be on some shit there's like the first four rounds they were nothing and they were they were straight ducky"}, {"start": 17622.36, "end": 17628.440000000002, "text": " There was that one digler, I mean the dude who got an ace was legit for sure"}, {"start": 17628.44, "end": 17645.92, "text": " It's like when you get a fart that's like, um, CQB instead of long range."}, {"start": 17645.92, "end": 17650.879999999997, "text": " You know what I'm talking about?"}, {"start": 17650.879999999997, "end": 17655.96, "text": " When you get the fart that just kind of like, after you fart it, like it only looks like"}, {"start": 17655.96, "end": 17657.96, "text": " I'm in shot of your ass"}, {"start": 17658.84, "end": 17660.84, "text": " Bro with this guy, what are you looking at?"}, {"start": 17670.12, "end": 17672.12, "text": " It's like in XCOM terms"}, {"start": 17672.92, "end": 17678.719999999998, "text": " like a sniper in XCOM is like a straight line and then the shotgun is like a"}, {"start": 17680.399999999998, "end": 17682.079999999998, "text": " 30-degree"}, {"start": 17682.079999999998, "end": 17684.079999999998, "text": " arc like a radion"}, {"start": 17684.08, "end": 17689.24, "text": " one more cat some of the the most satisfying farts are the ones that go"}, {"start": 17689.24, "end": 17694.760000000002, "text": " long range the worst ones are the ones that just peter out as soon as they"}, {"start": 17694.760000000002, "end": 17698.640000000003, "text": " leave the crack I hate the ones that feel like they just make a bubble in your"}, {"start": 17698.640000000003, "end": 17706.760000000002, "text": " underpants and they don't go away exactly I don't know I don't know you're"}, {"start": 17706.760000000002, "end": 17709.52, "text": " not supposed to fart in the bathtub because then there's poop bacteria and"}, {"start": 17709.52, "end": 17713.2, "text": " you're kind of like swimming in it yeah but the soap will take care of that right"}, {"start": 17713.2, "end": 17718.600000000002, "text": " I don't think they're putting any kind of antimicrobials in dub for men bro I'm"}, {"start": 17718.600000000002, "end": 17722.88, "text": " pretty sure it's just like vinegar and good vibes"}, {"start": 17722.88, "end": 17725.88, "text": " Jesus Christ"}, {"start": 17727.08, "end": 17735.04, "text": " how bad y'all decided oh fuck go that way means two boys are there at least"}, {"start": 17735.04, "end": 17739.0, "text": " slow playing wait for them to come out"}, {"start": 17739.52, "end": 17749.52, "text": " Make it sound."}, {"start": 17749.52, "end": 17753.32, "text": " My king."}, {"start": 17753.32, "end": 17767.84, "text": " One more mid."}, {"start": 17767.84, "end": 17777.28, "text": " the fucker. Yellow, look behind you! Yellow, look behind you!"}, {"start": 17781.28, "end": 17786.920000000002, "text": " Oh, Cory, Cory's carrying bro."}, {"start": 17788.48, "end": 17797.72, "text": " Last one killed me. I, well, never mind, never mind. No comms, comms."}, {"start": 17797.72, "end": 17816.0, "text": " I've been so long since I shaved man the hair got soft cat good plays man good plays"}, {"start": 17816.0, "end": 17823.760000000002, "text": " I don't want that fucking AK man I've been sucking with the AK okay 4k I'll take it I"}, {"start": 17823.760000000002, "end": 17826.000000000004, "text": " I don't think I've done anything in like six rounds, man."}, {"start": 17828.160000000003, "end": 17829.840000000004, "text": " You're out of glycogen."}, {"start": 17829.840000000004, "end": 17832.56, "text": " I think I just I just kind of running in."}, {"start": 17834.640000000003, "end": 17839.320000000003, "text": " I'm just kind of running in first, wherever our teammates are, and then getting."}, {"start": 17840.640000000003, "end": 17842.640000000003, "text": " Getting tapped."}, {"start": 17845.04, "end": 17848.04, "text": " I think it's smoke."}, {"start": 17848.04, "end": 17849.440000000002, "text": " Two on B."}, {"start": 17849.440000000002, "end": 17850.480000000003, "text": " Oh, two crossed."}, {"start": 17850.480000000003, "end": 17852.480000000003, "text": " I guess is what it means."}, {"start": 17853.760000000002, "end": 17857.300000000003, "text": " I think that the patience is the play though well"}, {"start": 17859.08, "end": 17862.54, "text": " Okay, that's that's they're like best play I snatched his soul"}, {"start": 17868.56, "end": 17870.56, "text": " Almost had him"}, {"start": 17876.000000000004, "end": 17878.36, "text": " Come on now can't be dying like that the scout"}, {"start": 17878.36, "end": 17885.36, "text": " up. Where's it me, huh?"}, {"start": 17885.36, "end": 17889.36, "text": " Scroll wheel user."}, {"start": 17889.36, "end": 17895.36, "text": " What a shot. Hold the crosshair placement. Holy shit."}, {"start": 17895.36, "end": 17904.36, "text": " Bombs up there, huh?"}, {"start": 17904.36, "end": 17907.36, "text": " Whoa! Oh my God!"}, {"start": 17907.36, "end": 17909.36, "text": " Yeah, but there's an operator."}, {"start": 17909.36, "end": 17911.36, "text": " You need to scout with the op, gotcha."}, {"start": 17911.36, "end": 17913.36, "text": " I didn't know."}, {"start": 17921.36, "end": 17923.36, "text": " Op, gotcha."}, {"start": 17927.36, "end": 17929.36, "text": " I don't know, man, B."}, {"start": 17929.36, "end": 17933.36, "text": " It's five and five. Like, it's surprisingly not that bad."}, {"start": 17934.36, "end": 17936.36, "text": " I know you're waiting on them alone."}, {"start": 17948.36, "end": 17950.36, "text": " The flank, there."}, {"start": 17957.36, "end": 17958.36, "text": " Oh."}, {"start": 17958.36, "end": 17961.36, "text": " Thanos, watch out for Thanos. Thanos, they've got Nistanos."}, {"start": 17964.36, "end": 17968.48, "text": " They're blue is insane, man."}, {"start": 17968.48, "end": 17973.96, "text": " I'm sorry, he's not 6665, he's not 6665."}, {"start": 17973.96, "end": 17976.48, "text": " Yellow's getting flamed."}, {"start": 17976.48, "end": 17981.08, "text": " They should be flamin' me, but like, I..."}, {"start": 17981.08, "end": 17988.12, "text": " I mean, Yellow didn't even enter the site, he just waited outside on the arch site."}, {"start": 17988.12, "end": 17992.04, "text": " He's like, what angle are you covering?"}, {"start": 17992.04, "end": 17996.8, "text": " He did do that, but we were camping the long doors angle and Bro was just emptying into"}, {"start": 17996.8, "end": 18002.600000000002, "text": " it with a negef, like literally nullifying the other people that are watching that already."}, {"start": 18002.600000000002, "end": 18003.600000000002, "text": " It's so crazy."}, {"start": 18003.600000000002, "end": 18007.760000000002, "text": " Whatever, CT side of map."}, {"start": 18007.760000000002, "end": 18010.72, "text": " I'm gonna get their best player suicide."}, {"start": 18010.72, "end": 18013.52, "text": " I'm playing like a 10-inch here."}, {"start": 18013.52, "end": 18016.52, "text": " One crossed."}, {"start": 18016.52, "end": 18018.280000000002, "text": " He's killed me."}, {"start": 18018.280000000002, "end": 18019.280000000002, "text": " Their best player's killed me."}, {"start": 18019.280000000002, "end": 18021.280000000002, "text": " I've dropped an op suicide."}, {"start": 18021.28, "end": 18025.28, "text": " I fucked up the smoke again, man. I keep fucking up the smoke."}, {"start": 18027.28, "end": 18028.28, "text": " What the fuck?"}, {"start": 18029.28, "end": 18030.28, "text": " You got hopped, right?"}, {"start": 18030.28, "end": 18033.28, "text": " Yeah. I don't really want to fuck with that."}, {"start": 18034.28, "end": 18036.28, "text": " Hopped down suicide could be big for next round."}, {"start": 18041.28, "end": 18042.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18042.28, "end": 18043.28, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 18043.28, "end": 18044.28, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 18044.28, "end": 18045.28, "text": " Okay?"}, {"start": 18047.28, "end": 18048.28, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18048.28, "end": 18052.6, "text": " I I feel you on that one hysteric though. I feel you on that one"}, {"start": 18053.92, "end": 18057.48, "text": " You aim at one guy you have a perfect headshot and then another guy walks in front of you"}, {"start": 18057.48, "end": 18061.46, "text": " So you divert your shot under that guy. That's real. That's real shit"}, {"start": 18063.239999999998, "end": 18065.239999999998, "text": " Been there"}, {"start": 18065.48, "end": 18067.48, "text": " God I love CT"}, {"start": 18067.82, "end": 18070.879999999997, "text": " No pressure, but if we don't win pistol around I'm leaving the game"}, {"start": 18078.28, "end": 18098.76, "text": " I've burned several of them and killed two."}, {"start": 18098.76, "end": 18101.879999999997, "text": " Two more out long."}, {"start": 18101.879999999997, "end": 18105.199999999997, "text": " My brother."}, {"start": 18105.199999999997, "end": 18108.079999999998, "text": " My brother, please."}, {"start": 18108.08, "end": 18110.08, "text": " to our lawn. Oh my god."}, {"start": 18113.2, "end": 18114.84, "text": " I am a beagle on pistol round."}, {"start": 18114.88, "end": 18115.960000000003, "text": " Mother fucker."}, {"start": 18116.4, "end": 18117.84, "text": " Oh my god. Oh my god."}, {"start": 18117.84, "end": 18118.52, "text": " Oh my god."}, {"start": 18118.52, "end": 18119.08, "text": " I did."}, {"start": 18122.920000000002, "end": 18123.480000000003, "text": " You did well."}, {"start": 18123.480000000003, "end": 18124.760000000002, "text": " I got I got instead."}, {"start": 18129.68, "end": 18130.56, "text": " No, the rush."}, {"start": 18133.440000000002, "end": 18134.36, "text": " It's not even a Nova."}, {"start": 18134.36, "end": 18139.100000000002, "text": " desperate times call for desperate measures I think it's the shit they were"}, {"start": 18139.100000000002, "end": 18143.54, "text": " using in Terminator 2, man"}, {"start": 18143.54, "end": 18153.06, "text": " oh don't don't run to me and then do a 180 what are you doing"}, {"start": 18153.06, "end": 18158.86, "text": " step stones one there one there one there"}, {"start": 18158.86, "end": 18164.36, "text": " I'll be, I'll be."}, {"start": 18164.36, "end": 18168.5, "text": " Motherfucker, man."}, {"start": 18168.5, "end": 18169.5, "text": " You got the one though, right?"}, {"start": 18169.5, "end": 18170.5, "text": " I got mine."}, {"start": 18170.5, "end": 18171.5, "text": " Yeah."}, {"start": 18171.5, "end": 18172.9, "text": " That's something's not right, man."}, {"start": 18172.9, "end": 18175.04, "text": " I'm telling you something's not right."}, {"start": 18175.04, "end": 18177.22, "text": " This one guy with the deagle is crazy."}, {"start": 18177.22, "end": 18181.14, "text": " I don't understand why he's better with the deagle than every other gun."}, {"start": 18181.14, "end": 18184.9, "text": " It doesn't make any sense."}, {"start": 18184.9, "end": 18190.18, "text": " That's how you know this guy is relatable."}, {"start": 18190.18, "end": 18195.940000000002, "text": " When the second guy walked out, he shot in between the two of them."}, {"start": 18195.940000000002, "end": 18208.74, "text": " This is the truest shit that Chad's ever said."}, {"start": 18208.74, "end": 18211.620000000003, "text": " It's you and me, Cory."}, {"start": 18211.620000000003, "end": 18214.82, "text": " Like we're gonna lose this, but like it's between you and me to see who's gonna do"}, {"start": 18214.82, "end": 18221.82, "text": " do more damage"}, {"start": 18225.739999999998, "end": 18226.62, "text": " tons they said"}, {"start": 18226.62, "end": 18228.34, "text": " watch out for fire"}, {"start": 18228.34, "end": 18233.42, "text": " well it's gonna slow down my flank quite considerably"}, {"start": 18233.42, "end": 18240.42, "text": " like a B rush again"}, {"start": 18245.62, "end": 18248.38, "text": " Yeah, that sucks for me wait for the reload"}, {"start": 18253.26, "end": 18255.26, "text": " That sucks for me the smokers"}, {"start": 18268.5, "end": 18272.86, "text": " Fucking war zone out there man. Yeah, that's soft. Oh my god"}, {"start": 18274.82, "end": 18284.34, "text": " That's fucking suck."}, {"start": 18284.34, "end": 18285.34, "text": " I gotta catch him."}, {"start": 18285.34, "end": 18291.02, "text": " 100 and 150, 150, 161 damage, 161 damage."}, {"start": 18291.02, "end": 18294.5, "text": " Literally you can do that with one good grenade."}, {"start": 18294.5, "end": 18298.42, "text": " Come on, come on, chop chop."}, {"start": 18298.420000000002, "end": 18302.420000000002, "text": " I can't believe how much they've been pushing B."}, {"start": 18302.420000000002, "end": 18308.420000000002, "text": " They seem like the type of fellas to mix it up just cause."}, {"start": 18308.420000000002, "end": 18312.420000000002, "text": " I hear them going long. Or don't. Cat."}, {"start": 18312.420000000002, "end": 18318.420000000002, "text": " I ran out of bullets. Cat, cat."}, {"start": 18318.420000000002, "end": 18326.420000000002, "text": " I don't want the AK, bro. Fuck, you got a lot of damage that round."}, {"start": 18326.420000000002, "end": 18328.420000000002, "text": " Motherfucker!"}, {"start": 18328.420000000002, "end": 18330.420000000002, "text": " I killed her! I killed her!"}, {"start": 18330.420000000002, "end": 18332.420000000002, "text": " Motherfucker, man!"}, {"start": 18332.420000000002, "end": 18336.420000000002, "text": " She got 360-watt damage or laid out!"}, {"start": 18340.420000000002, "end": 18344.420000000002, "text": " They did walk into the crosshair. It was pretty awesome."}, {"start": 18347.420000000002, "end": 18349.420000000002, "text": " Let's go!"}, {"start": 18349.420000000002, "end": 18353.420000000002, "text": " And he got the God spawn, motherfucker, man."}, {"start": 18353.420000000002, "end": 18360.420000000002, "text": " They're out. They made it out."}, {"start": 18360.420000000002, "end": 18364.420000000002, "text": " Got mine left alone."}, {"start": 18364.420000000002, "end": 18369.420000000002, "text": " He did get his."}, {"start": 18369.420000000002, "end": 18372.420000000002, "text": " The hell was that, man?"}, {"start": 18372.420000000002, "end": 18375.420000000002, "text": " Why did one of the guys have an again? What the fuck was that?"}, {"start": 18375.420000000002, "end": 18377.420000000002, "text": " He just buys it every round."}, {"start": 18377.420000000002, "end": 18382.420000000002, "text": " I'm realizing this is the downside of playing a game that people have played for like 20 years."}, {"start": 18382.420000000002, "end": 18384.440000000002, "text": " that they'd literally just get bored and they go,"}, {"start": 18384.440000000002, "end": 18386.06, "text": " I'm gonna see what my rank will be"}, {"start": 18386.06, "end": 18387.86, "text": " if I just use the new game every round."}, {"start": 18392.440000000002, "end": 18395.38, "text": " I remember like we had our daughter"}, {"start": 18396.480000000003, "end": 18397.84, "text": " and then during the time."}, {"start": 18397.84, "end": 18399.18, "text": " Do you remember that?"}, {"start": 18399.18, "end": 18401.140000000003, "text": " Well, of course, but it's a busy time."}, {"start": 18401.140000000003, "end": 18402.7, "text": " There's a lot of shit going on."}, {"start": 18402.7, "end": 18405.7, "text": " COVID, remember?"}, {"start": 18405.7, "end": 18408.06, "text": " But anyway, so I would be,"}, {"start": 18408.06, "end": 18411.100000000002, "text": " she would be like a little baby in her rocking chair."}, {"start": 18411.100000000002, "end": 18413.500000000004, "text": " So I'd be bouncing the rocking chair and I'd be I have like"}, {"start": 18414.140000000003, "end": 18417.22, "text": " seven seconds of free time a day, play a game of Rocket League"}, {"start": 18417.22, "end": 18420.38, "text": " and then I queue against or have someone on my motherfucking team"}, {"start": 18420.38, "end": 18422.100000000002, "text": " that's called like I only drive in reverse."}, {"start": 18422.100000000002, "end": 18424.300000000003, "text": " You're like, might as well just turn my fucking Xbox off."}, {"start": 18424.9, "end": 18427.9, "text": " Yeah. Hey, hope you don't mind."}, {"start": 18427.9, "end": 18429.180000000004, "text": " I'm just trying something new."}, {"start": 18429.180000000004, "end": 18433.620000000003, "text": " I'm bored. So I thought I would troll Jesus."}, {"start": 18435.300000000003, "end": 18438.300000000003, "text": " Oh, say no Rocket League."}, {"start": 18441.100000000002, "end": 18442.640000000003, "text": " The teammate is abandoned the match."}, {"start": 18442.640000000003, "end": 18444.88, "text": " Ah man, I gotta play this one out, I'm afraid."}, {"start": 18446.38, "end": 18447.980000000003, "text": " All right, good stream."}, {"start": 18447.980000000003, "end": 18448.820000000003, "text": " Okay."}, {"start": 18448.820000000003, "end": 18454.140000000003, "text": " The other guy is fucking ass."}, {"start": 18454.140000000003, "end": 18456.52, "text": " He doesn't know how to fucking play, he said."}, {"start": 18456.52, "end": 18457.74, "text": " That's fair."}, {"start": 18457.74, "end": 18459.620000000003, "text": " Most time alive, 12 minutes."}, {"start": 18459.620000000003, "end": 18463.120000000003, "text": " This is a pretty good indication of how that one went."}, {"start": 18464.760000000002, "end": 18465.920000000002, "text": " 12 minutes?"}, {"start": 18467.72, "end": 18469.36, "text": " That's nasty, man."}, {"start": 18469.36, "end": 18470.2, "text": " Did I?"}, {"start": 18471.100000000002, "end": 18476.100000000002, "text": " I may have voted to surrender accidentally."}, {"start": 18476.100000000002, "end": 18487.100000000002, "text": " All right man, have a good weekend."}, {"start": 18487.100000000002, "end": 18497.100000000002, "text": " It's not like you deprived us of a lot of good gameplay probably."}, {"start": 18497.100000000002, "end": 18503.100000000002, "text": " Oh, that is fucking funny though."}, {"start": 18503.100000000002, "end": 18506.100000000002, "text": " Alright, send you over to my wife's stream."}, {"start": 18506.100000000002, "end": 18508.100000000002, "text": " Goodbye, have a great weekend."}, {"start": 18512.100000000002, "end": 18515.100000000002, "text": " Just check the box,unk."}, {"start": 18515.100000000002, "end": 18518.100000000002, "text": " What does check the box mean? Just check the box,unk."}, {"start": 18518.100000000002, "end": 18521.100000000002, "text": " I already did my long form census."}, {"start": 18523.100000000002, "end": 18525.100000000002, "text": " Is that what you're talking about?"}, {"start": 18527.100000000002, "end": 18537.180000000004, "text": " already did it. But the long form does also ask you, it was like, hey, how much work did"}, {"start": 18537.180000000004, "end": 18542.620000000003, "text": " you do this week, but the dates are in the future? And I was like, I guess I'll just"}, {"start": 18542.620000000003, "end": 18549.620000000003, "text": " have to throw in an estimate here, because I don't know, I'm not clairvoyant or whatever."}, {"start": 18549.620000000003, "end": 18556.620000000003, "text": " No one cares. That's fine. I'll send you over to my live stream. Have a good weekend. Goodbye."}, {"start": 18557.100000000002, "end": 18559.100000000002, "text": " Thank you."}]}